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Mergon Massacre

Brin as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Steve as Nortle · Jesse as Foulclaw

Mergon Massacre

Session start TC: 19:47:01:03 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3221 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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19:47:01:0319:47:10:20Steve [Nortle]And your Camp Silverlake promo. Is that what’s going on the hype? Yeah, we are!
19:47:02:1419:47:09:16Chris [TBD]Oh. No, because we’re not actually live right
19:47:10:2019:47:17:26Steve [Nortle]We’re on air! I’m just wondering if it’s got Stephanie DePeaches
19:47:17:2619:47:26:22Steve [Nortle]mode. This
19:47:20:0419:47:30:12Chris [TBD]is so good. Well keep us going then Brin if we are actually live but it doesnt say live on Twitch. There it is there it is. You know what?
19:47:24:0419:47:24:21Jesse [Foulclaw]are colliding.
19:47:26:2219:47:31:20Steve [Nortle]is our endgame crossover…
19:47:30:1219:47:40:18Chris [TBD]Its not playing cause I just saw you pointing up at the screen. I have to turn this down no just video autoplays cause thats what its programmed to do
19:47:40:1819:47:45:14Chris [TBD]but we’ve never replaced what the video is. But it doesn’t play on the live feed, it just plays on there.
19:47:46:2419:47:53:08Chris [TBD]Whoa! Do we have… Guys, we are affiliated. We have an ad playing on our channel right now.
19:47:54:1119:47:59:23Steve [Nortle]it Dr Pepper? Dr Pepper?!
19:47:55:1019:47:58:09Chris [TBD]No, it’s a bunch of ducks. I don’t know. Probably Geico.
19:47:59:2319:48:09:22Steve [Nortle]Are you gonna get rid of our one advertiser?! We’re going to cuss him out of the way.
19:48:01:0519:48:02:08Chris [TBD]Oh, it’S AAA Insurance.
19:48:10:1919:48:13:09Chris [TBD]Oh wait, maybe that was a different broadcaster.
19:48:13:2019:48:15:13Steve [Nortle]Stop rhyming with Doc!
19:48:17:2019:48:26:15Chris [TBD]Oh wait no, that’s… Oh wait. Dave, are you sure we’re live? Because it says we were live for four seconds and the video is now over.
19:48:28:0419:48:34:13Steve [Nortle]It says on air, 90 seconds deep. We are consummate,
19:48:31:1719:48:33:05Chris [TBD]to quit Twitch
19:48:35:1519:48:37:10Steve [Nortle]consummate not professionals.
19:48:37:1019:48:43:23Brin [GM]That’s right. We have Dave’s fixing some things. Should I like legitimately
19:48:37:2419:48:45:15Chris [TBD]us off. Yes please.
19:48:38:1019:48:40:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, that’s her slogan.
19:48:41:0419:48:42:10Steve [Nortle]Another shirt idea?
19:48:43:2319:48:55:10Brin [GM]introduce this welcome to the boardroom i gotta stare at the camera because that’s like what a professional would do and that’s what i am i’m a professional
19:48:44:2219:48:45:03Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
19:48:55:2119:48:57:08Chris [TBD]I love that voice so much.
19:48:58:1019:48:59:01Chris [TBD]Oh my god.
19:48:58:2619:49:08:03Brin [GM]so this is my this is my last episode i’m done i can’t wait to be
19:49:06:2919:49:10:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i i i think
19:49:08:1519:49:13:03Brin [GM]that’s right but i’m gonna be having actual fun
19:49:08:2519:49:10:02Chris [TBD]right here.
19:49:14:1719:49:18:05Steve [Nortle]I just realized we’re all supposed to be showing cleavage right now.
19:49:14:2019:49:21:08Chris [TBD]Raina, oh! We promised. We promised.
19:49:15:1319:49:16:05Jesse [Foulclaw]you said
19:49:19:1719:49:20:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh shoot
19:49:22:1719:49:29:20Chris [TBD]Oh, unbutton one button. Hold on a sec. You’re way hairier than I am. My gosh dude.
19:49:25:1519:49:35:18Jesse [Foulclaw]uh-oh chris has got us yeah oh my gosh okay we’re all right we’re gonna be we’re going to be censored for sure we’re going to be
19:49:32:1419:49:33:24Chris [TBD]Jesse do you shave?
19:49:35:0719:49:43:27Steve [Nortle]there go the ducks it’s like
19:49:38:0319:49:41:08Brin [GM]literally you pulled that down a millimeter
19:49:43:2719:49:55:09Steve [Nortle]fireworks chest hair i learned a lot from my shistar
19:49:44:2019:49:46:00Jesse [Foulclaw]got lost
19:49:44:2019:49:51:00Brin [GM]that’s like basil it’s literally like that is basil’s cleavage right there
19:49:51:2019:49:52:11Chris [TBD]The hair.
19:49:58:1119:49:59:13Brin [GM]doesn’t fall far from
19:49:59:2719:50:01:06Chris [TBD]The turtle tree.
19:49:59:2919:50:05:20Jesse [Foulclaw]have a hairy chest? let’s see a hairy test
19:50:02:2219:50:12:23Steve [Nortle]does he have a chess they have a chest that’s what i’m sorry you were introducing us please
19:50:12:2319:50:36:24Steve [Nortle]introduce us brent yeah
19:50:13:2619:50:24:12Brin [GM]i’m gonna introduce you um we’re the boardroom you better freaking follow us heart us and subscribe us and all the things because we need we’re what we’re
19:50:24:2419:50:25:16Chris [TBD]44!
19:50:26:1619:50:27:29Brin [GM]50, we need 6 more y’all
19:50:27:2419:50:29:21Chris [TBD]What happens at 50?
19:50:29:0719:50:34:06Brin [GM]I don’t know I thought that you get ads at 50 but if you’re already seeing
19:50:33:2119:50:40:14Chris [TBD]No that was different streamer. I mistyped, missed touched. Not misclicked.
19:50:35:2019:50:36:29Brin [GM]oh it was?
19:50:38:2819:50:49:16Brin [GM]so I can’t remember what it’s called on Twitch exactly once you hit 50 affiliated that’s right that’s what it is anywho support D&D
19:50:43:1719:50:44:02Chris [TBD]Affiliate.
19:50:47:1819:50:48:15Chris [TBD]Okay we’re almost there.
19:50:50:0719:50:51:17Brin [GM]we are doing that
19:50:50:1619:50:54:04Chris [TBD]Heck I’ll just go tell six of my family members I don’t care who watches
19:50:54:1619:51:02:08Brin [GM]just please press the heart Okay. Well, we ended… We have no music. I was wondering why it’s so quiet.
19:50:55:2419:50:57:02Chris [TBD]Just follow us.
19:51:00:1319:51:01:10Chris [TBD]Oh wait do we?
19:51:01:1419:51:11:29Steve [Nortle]do we control it yeah
19:51:02:0619:51:03:23Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s just kind of paused for a second.
19:51:03:1919:51:05:14Chris [TBD]Oh it’s just not turned up on your earphones.
19:51:06:0219:51:11:11Brin [GM]on my headphones. Okay. Oh, is it too loud or is it good for you guys? You can change your own
19:51:10:2419:51:12:11Chris [TBD]We can change our own level soon.
19:51:12:0319:51:12:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, we’re good
19:51:14:2719:51:19:10Brin [GM]Okay, now it’s gone.
19:51:17:1719:51:18:25Chris [TBD]Oh now the music stopped.
19:51:20:0419:51:21:22Chris [TBD]What? Just new track, new track.
19:51:20:0719:51:21:05Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s just switching
19:51:23:2819:51:32:02Brin [GM]this is good music too we ended on a gnarly cliffhanger last time the cliffhinger that I
19:51:32:0219:51:41:24Brin [GM]slightly regret because I was thinking it all my time because I wanted something else to happen
19:51:34:1719:51:35:05Chris [TBD]No why?
19:51:35:2519:51:38:08Dave [Xeros]It’s because she’s alive?
19:51:44:0019:51:46:18Chris [TBD]to say she forgot her keys and she comes back.
19:51:47:2419:51:49:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:51:47:2419:51:49:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
19:51:49:0019:51:51:10Brin [GM]up like everything in this campaign
19:51:50:1819:51:58:02Dave [Xeros]Can you do me a favor and like grab that black thing And just pull it off It’s just sticking into the camera Just pull it completely off
19:51:51:1819:51:52:29Steve [Nortle]same
19:51:54:1919:52:02:22Chris [TBD]Well, I have thoroughly enjoyed your campaign I must say
19:52:04:2219:52:16:19Chris [TBD]And well done It’s not it was a great story It could’ve used a little bit more of that gunslinger action I wanted to know more about that dude but and Basil
19:52:07:0319:52:08:02Jesse [Foulclaw]No way
19:52:16:1919:52:18:22Chris [TBD]and hooking up what the
19:52:19:2519:52:27:07Brin [GM]you know desperate times sure do no
19:52:21:2719:52:23:13Chris [TBD]Basil’s got a thing for Dragonborn?
19:52:23:1019:52:32:20Dave [Xeros]i think she’s got a thing for everything all right yeah okay remember that
19:52:32:2019:52:40:10Dave [Xeros]remember that so um so what you’re saying is is eros in his angel form
19:52:33:2919:52:36:07Brin [GM]I, it’s locked in.
19:52:39:0519:52:41:29Steve [Nortle]as she
19:52:40:2019:52:41:07Brin [GM]No!
19:52:42:0719:52:43:20Brin [GM]You don’t have scales?
19:52:43:1719:52:53:19Chris [TBD]Wait, are we back to episode 0.1 where you’re like Basil and you were arguing about who had a thing for who No, no, no We’re back to that
19:52:52:2819:53:03:21Dave [Xeros]no I mean I like she she slapped me in the bar that’s i mean 0 .1 is yeah yeah i
19:52:58:2519:53:03:00Brin [GM]He put his hand on my scales on my back and I punched him
19:53:00:1019:53:04:25Chris [TBD]and he doesn’t remember the next 10 minutes
19:53:03:2119:53:12:00Dave [Xeros]don’t remember because i you’re just overly sensitive
19:53:05:2219:53:08:22Brin [GM]that he was touching my scales. I’m just sensitive about that.
19:53:08:1819:53:12:22Chris [TBD]okay I interrupted straight down
19:53:12:1219:53:15:21Brin [GM]So I’m used to it guys I figured it out
19:53:17:2719:53:18:06Chris [TBD]in the middle
19:53:19:1919:53:20:24Brin [GM]You could’ve healed someone
19:53:20:1419:53:21:03Chris [TBD]yes
19:53:22:1319:53:28:17Chris [TBD]it was quite epic
19:53:24:2019:53:36:17Brin [GM]okay our cliffhanger we had an epic battle underground underneath the orchard with Astaroth what a battle that should have hurt all of you a lot more and somehow
19:53:30:2319:53:31:12Chris [TBD]yeah
19:53:37:0319:53:45:17Brin [GM]you’re all just freaking fine and I hate you all for it okay Astarath has are
19:53:42:0419:53:51:12Steve [Nortle]i’m almost at 50 percent you’re also a wizard so if we sneeze on you you get 50
19:53:45:0919:53:48:17Chris [TBD]I’m past 50% you hurt me
19:53:52:1319:54:03:02Brin [GM]yeah but you have crazy spells I’m glad it took you guys a little while to figure out that cold damage was Astra’s weakness. You went through quite the list before you got to that one,
19:53:53:0419:53:55:22Chris [TBD]I do like my spells
19:54:01:0119:54:09:04Steve [Nortle]yeah that was surprisingly strategic of us if i do say so myself like Yeah, exactly.
19:54:07:1219:54:08:12Chris [TBD]for us
19:54:08:0119:54:17:20Dave [Xeros]yes well the interesting thing was isn’t cold like your primary attack
19:54:08:0419:54:09:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:54:09:1419:54:13:18Brin [GM]that scientific method on that! He did such a great job.
19:54:10:2119:54:11:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
19:54:17:2019:54:24:20Dave [Xeros]uh i had ice i know but you’re you are you have an immunity to
19:54:17:2319:54:18:08Brin [GM]Yeah.
19:54:17:2519:54:22:14Chris [TBD]I had ice knife attack if you remember that from episode one
19:54:24:1919:54:35:10Chris [TBD]yeah because I am Goliath I don’t have a cold touch I do have ice fingers
19:54:28:1019:54:32:26Dave [Xeros]Okay. Well, I just figured we’d get there quicker because you have like a bunch of…
19:54:35:1019:54:39:24Chris [TBD]which I think I did use but That’s a spell, not an end.
19:54:37:0719:54:44:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. And that just got weird because you were like, ooh, I like leather. I’m going to use my ice fingers.
19:54:39:0619:54:39:29Brin [GM]And I didn’t know
19:54:43:2819:54:45:20Chris [TBD]I don’t think…
19:54:46:0019:54:46:28Brin [GM]That’s right.
19:54:49:0219:54:54:12Chris [TBD]Well, TBD did run after Astaroth as she took off. He was like, wait! Your number?
19:54:56:0919:54:59:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, she’s all cold and mechanical.
19:54:57:1019:55:01:01Brin [GM]Wait! Here’s a span quill, my love.
19:54:58:1419:55:03:20Dave [Xeros]Look me up! Span me!
19:55:01:0919:55:01:27Chris [TBD]Look me up.
19:55:04:2019:55:05:03Chris [TBD]Mommy.
19:55:07:1719:55:15:17Brin [GM]my gosh oh we are not continuing this conversation okay asteroth was surrounded by
19:55:15:1719:55:21:29Brin [GM]bunch of her metal insects and she vanished into thin air okay so
19:55:21:2919:55:28:08Brin [GM]she’s gone now you guys are all sitting here wondering a little bit shocked
19:55:27:0019:55:34:24Dave [Xeros]I’m sitting here wondering if she actually rolled to find out if she could flee that’s what i’m wondering so if we if we want
19:55:36:1219:55:41:25Dave [Xeros]so if you wanna retcon the end of oh sure you did
19:55:44:2419:55:50:12Dave [Xeros]i think that’s a that’s it that’s i roll in front of the table that’s you rolling for me you roll for all of us
19:55:51:1419:55:55:17Chris [TBD]Stones endurance, I have. It’s not cold.
19:55:53:0619:56:05:05Dave [Xeros]oh got it i i you should be using that verbiage a lot more man you say i’ve got stones endurance my stones can endure
19:55:59:0819:56:00:08Chris [TBD]Stones endurance?
19:56:05:0519:56:05:22Dave [Xeros]anything
19:56:05:2519:56:07:07Chris [TBD]Go ahead. Kick me.
19:56:07:1119:56:16:17Dave [Xeros]kick me rochambeau steve is
19:56:08:1419:56:10:26Chris [TBD]Watch. This is a cool trick. Party trick.
19:56:13:0519:56:13:24Chris [TBD]Yeah.
19:56:16:1719:56:28:12Dave [Xeros]that actually cutting to you now hey look at that i fixed it a lot of lot you know like when you can turn like relaunch the program sometimes it just
19:56:18:0519:56:20:13Steve [Nortle]I don’t know. Yes, yeah it is.
19:56:18:1919:56:23:20Jesse [Foulclaw]hey wow very nice yes
19:56:28:1219:56:37:25Dave [Xeros]fixes everything or breaks everything one of the two well the meta bugs are still around and
19:56:28:1619:56:30:03Brin [GM]it just fixes it.
19:56:31:1519:56:34:10Chris [TBD]So Astaroth ran…
19:56:32:0119:56:35:18Jesse [Foulclaw]So, we’re not in combat anymore. She’s gone.
19:56:38:2919:56:40:05Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, that’s what we needed.
19:56:39:1319:56:42:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, and all the slave people are there.
19:56:41:1819:56:44:13Brin [GM]All the prisoners are still kneeling down.
19:56:44:2019:56:46:09Steve [Nortle]It’s not cutting to Jesse now.
19:56:48:0519:56:48:28Steve [Nortle]Just saying.
19:56:50:2519:56:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, cut to me! Look at me! Look at Me! Look at ME! Oh.
19:56:54:0719:56:54:23Steve [Nortle]Look at me!
19:56:55:0819:56:56:27Jesse [Foulclaw]What the heeey?
19:56:56:1619:56:57:26Steve [Nortle]I stole it!
19:56:58:0219:57:08:23Dave [Xeros]fix it later oh my gosh i’ll get up and i’ll fix no it’s not fine we’ll do a lie yeah
19:56:58:2619:57:02:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh.
19:56:58:2919:57:01:16Brin [GM]Look at poor Dave. I’m so sorry.
19:57:03:2719:57:05:03Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s fine.
19:57:05:2019:57:06:21Steve [Nortle]We’ll do it live!
19:57:07:2919:57:10:10Chris [TBD]I think this is the one that we used.
19:57:10:1119:57:22:03Brin [GM]Yeah, close enough. Looks great. Okay, so you are surrounded by these hypnotized there is 30 prisoners chained up okay
19:57:10:2519:57:12:13Steve [Nortle]Y’all…
19:57:24:0719:57:31:19Brin [GM]perdona is in this strange chamber slash tank thing it looks similar to the ones that you guys
19:57:32:1519:57:37:18Brin [GM]deactivated in castle leary the one who blew up okay but it’s definitely serving a different
19:57:37:1819:57:47:06Brin [GM]purpose okay there is a little bit you did some gnarly earth cracking things right okay so
19:57:44:1019:57:44:20Steve [Nortle]Mm-hmm.
19:57:44:1819:57:46:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes. Yeah.
19:57:47:0619:57:55:12Brin [GM]some of that silvery mercury type liquid that was leaking out of the bottom has touched
19:57:53:2319:58:06:04Chris [TBD]yes oh don’t touch
19:57:55:1219:58:03:23Brin [GM]a few of these prisoners and they are unconscious okay so whatever you’re gonna do make sure
19:58:06:0419:58:11:20Chris [TBD]the mercury it’s the it’s god blood isn’t it is that what it is
19:58:07:0419:58:09:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Nortle, don’t drink that. Nortl?
19:58:09:0719:58:14:03Steve [Nortle]I have… I’ve got my chops, my stick chops. It should be fine.
19:58:15:1319:58:24:29Brin [GM]what looks to be Perdona’s blood okay and you guys if you want a roll to investigate this is very shiny
19:58:24:2919:58:29:26Brin [GM]and mirror-like so I do need you to roll to investigate to see what’s going on in this
19:58:30:2819:58:38:21Chris [TBD]oh that’s a nat 20 to start off the night yeah 25
19:58:32:1819:58:40:12Dave [Xeros]okay we don’t yeah yeah you’re you’re so screwed if that’s our first role yeah way to go
19:58:36:1819:58:39:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Those stones, man! Those stones!
19:58:38:2119:58:43:26Chris [TBD]stone stones endurance
19:58:40:1919:58:41:29Brin [GM]one needs
19:58:41:2819:58:42:14Dave [Xeros]stones
19:58:43:1519:58:45:13Brin [GM]Okie dokie
19:58:45:0119:58:46:28Steve [Nortle]So many t-shirt options.
19:58:46:1719:58:48:22Brin [GM]we really are gonna end tonight
19:58:51:1419:58:56:15Brin [GM]20s Yes, with
19:58:53:1519:58:54:24Chris [TBD]What do I see?
19:58:57:1719:58:58:14Steve [Nortle]Sight beyond sight.
19:58:58:2119:59:09:19Brin [GM]intelligent wizard eyes you peer into this chamber, and you see that there are let’s say I
19:59:09:1919:59:15:26Brin [GM]don’t want to say 100. We’ll say about 50. Okay she’s almost it almost looks like she’s laying on top of a bed of
19:59:15:2619:59:22:08Brin [GM]nails but they’re a lot thinner. They’re like big beetles okay? And it’s extracting the
19:59:22:0819:59:31:29Brin [GM]silver liquid and it’s dropping down into vials or like bottles. She’s collecting
19:59:29:2819:59:31:07Chris [TBD]It’s just collecting it. Yeah.
19:59:31:2919:59:40:20Brin [GM]it. Okay? And, and, and it’s pooling so bad because this chamber was damaged a little
19:59:40:2019:59:52:05Brin [GM]bit. It is there are a couple of those bottles cracked in the bottom. And that’s why some of it was leaking out because a few of those battles got cracked. Okay. And it’s also filling
19:59:50:1419:59:50:26Chris [TBD]Okay.
19:59:52:0520:00:03:14Brin [GM]up in the chamber a little bit. So you guys, you guys have a choice. You can try and get prodona out whatever you guys want to do you can try and pursue astaroth what do you guys think
20:00:04:1720:00:09:17Chris [TBD]Oh, we can split the party. Two of us go after Astaroth and…
20:00:07:2520:00:08:02Steve [Nortle]Britt!
20:00:09:2020:00:13:22Steve [Nortle]Basil come with me? You can fly so maybe pull out the girl
20:00:17:0620:00:20:12Steve [Nortle]Yeah didn’t we say that We, like, taped the swords to you?
20:00:21:0720:00:25:29Chris [TBD]I would say you should telepathically be able to use those. That should replace your hands. That’s kind of cool.
20:00:25:1820:00:30:20Dave [Xeros]they’re taped come on it’s not cutting to me either I don’t think um
20:00:28:0520:00:38:08Chris [TBD]it’s ducked yeah he has no
20:00:28:1120:00:39:07Brin [GM]ain’t know way in cuss am i doing anything telepathically basil likes the
20:00:30:0220:00:31:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Forged.
20:00:31:2220:00:38:18Dave [Xeros]yeah she has no magic
20:00:39:0720:00:46:23Brin [GM]fists and she likes the fist to the flesh okay so I definitely want my hands back
20:00:43:1820:00:45:07Dave [Xeros]okay so
20:00:46:2320:00:53:07Brin [GM]okay as you guys start to head, you guys are splitting Basil and Nortle
20:00:51:1320:00:55:15Chris [TBD]we can that’s an option if you want to go after Astaroth
20:00:55:1520:01:02:06Steve [Nortle]Nortle is going to head for Astaroth. He did not finish punching her in the throat. So unfinished business.
20:00:56:2120:00:58:11Chris [TBD]I think though
20:00:59:2820:01:05:17Chris [TBD]that would make sense I think when we save a god we get some mighty favors
20:01:05:1120:01:10:15Dave [Xeros]I’m going to stay here because my magic, I think does a lot of damage to this.
20:01:07:2520:01:12:01Chris [TBD]why don’t I follow Nortle then
20:01:13:0520:01:16:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, we’re…
20:01:13:2820:01:24:18Chris [TBD]i mean not for any particular reason hey normal
20:01:14:0020:01:16:19Steve [Nortle]You have Misty’s step, right?
20:01:15:2420:01:19:28Dave [Xeros]The power of Salune compels you. The power of Saluna compels you.
20:01:20:0320:01:22:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I am so glad that we are companions again.
20:01:24:1820:01:29:15Chris [TBD]wait up dibs dibs bro code dude dibs okay bro
20:01:24:2520:01:26:11Dave [Xeros]Can we like…
20:01:25:0320:01:26:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:01:26:1620:01:30:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Just remember we have to be back by like 1030 We can’t be out past
20:01:28:0820:01:32:04Steve [Nortle]All right, don’t understand!
20:01:29:1520:01:38:07Chris [TBD]code dibs what
20:01:32:0020:01:35:08Dave [Xeros]What time is it? In world right now
20:01:36:1020:01:43:01Dave [Xeros]we got up at 5 30. We have a very specific bedtime no I’m talking about like us as companions
20:01:44:1820:01:46:00Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s a lot of rules we have to follow
20:01:45:1620:01:48:29Chris [TBD]you’re talking about
20:01:46:0620:01:48:07Brin [GM]make sure you stay together
20:01:48:2920:01:59:28Chris [TBD]school rules past midnight a front
20:01:50:1220:01:53:18Steve [Nortle]and don’t go into anybody’s house unless there’s a male presence
20:01:52:1120:01:56:25Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah yeah same room but not the same bed
20:01:53:1620:01:54:11Brin [GM]That’s right.
20:01:53:2020:01:55:28Jesse [Foulclaw]It looks like there’s enough people here
20:01:59:2820:02:02:16Chris [TBD]rub in the front uh no no no a back rub in
20:02:06:1220:02:07:20Chris [TBD]You’ve never heard that one?
20:02:06:2020:02:11:24Steve [Nortle]we are we are dispensing so much good so much advice
20:02:09:1920:02:22:01Dave [Xeros]it’s just it’s wisdom upon wisdom oh well
20:02:10:1120:02:12:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:02:10:2720:02:18:23Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh okay me and eros are gonna try and rescue padona
20:02:11:0420:02:13:12Chris [TBD]It’s wisdom upon wisdom.
20:02:11:2420:02:24:02Steve [Nortle]okay me we
20:02:18:2420:02:21:23Chris [TBD]Why is our audience so small? We’re funny!
20:02:22:0120:02:28:05Dave [Xeros]there’s there’s some very specific niche things we talk about, I think.
20:02:24:0220:02:31:20Steve [Nortle]think we’re funny i feel like there’s an audience for that it’s
20:02:24:1720:02:28:13Chris [TBD]We think we’re funny, yeah. We did. That is true.
20:02:30:2720:02:38:11Chris [TBD]What are you talking about? What are they talking about?”
20:02:31:0520:02:34:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:02:31:2020:02:36:22Steve [Nortle]just the f -bombs send
20:02:33:1720:02:35:17Brin [GM]I’ve ever heard in my life.
20:02:33:2220:02:35:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:02:36:2220:02:50:27Steve [Nortle]them away and basil’s
20:02:36:2920:02:37:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:02:38:0120:02:48:12Brin [GM]Oh, my gosh. Okay. Whew, sorry, I had to recover from that one. Okay. So as you guys are approaching the chamber and as… Wait, wait.
20:02:49:0720:02:51:29Chris [TBD]Nortle and I are chasing after the hottie
20:02:50:2720:03:01:04Steve [Nortle]i i yeah and and i’m i do i scoop up basil or does basil just come along
20:02:54:0720:02:55:28Dave [Xeros]Gotta go get those leather pants!
20:02:56:0520:02:58:22Chris [TBD]Asura. she wasn’t wearing pants.
20:03:01:0920:03:02:13Dave [Xeros]Was it a leather dress?
20:03:02:1220:03:05:16Steve [Nortle]okay come on shish
20:03:02:2620:03:04:10Chris [TBD]This is how I pictured it.
20:03:04:1220:03:05:27Dave [Xeros]That’s how I pictured it.
20:03:06:2520:03:18:06Brin [GM]start trekking your way up the tunnel where the insects started flying okay um I’m gonna pause on Chris and Basil oh sorry
20:03:07:1220:03:08:17Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna make a note.
20:03:11:1220:03:13:26Dave [Xeros]Chris saw leather dress, not leather pants.
20:03:18:0620:03:25:05Brin [GM]TBD Nortle in basil really quick and I’m going to YouTube work with you for a minute
20:03:25:0520:03:30:22Brin [GM]on Prudona, okay? What are you guys thinking?
20:03:26:1920:03:27:10Dave [Xeros]I’m good with that.
20:03:28:0020:03:28:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
20:03:28:2220:03:31:06Chris [TBD]Yeah except dress form
20:03:30:2420:03:40:14Jesse [Foulclaw]The first… Before we do anything, I’m going to use my photographic site, and I want to take an
20:03:33:0320:03:33:22Chris [TBD]Battletoads
20:03:33:2020:03:34:17Dave [Xeros]I understand.
20:03:37:2520:03:38:14Chris [TBD]Yeah
20:03:40:1420:03:47:18Jesse [Foulclaw]image of the whole mechanism and just kind of capture that. So save it for later.
20:03:43:0120:03:44:26Chris [TBD]Should I scoot over
20:03:45:2820:03:46:16Dave [Xeros]No, you’re good.
20:03:47:2620:03:59:24Brin [GM]Okay, so that’s your use for one prolonged rest. You have that image stored for you and you won’t forget it as long as the Firestone is in your possession. And what do you guys think you want to do
20:04:02:1520:04:08:21Dave [Xeros]I still have four crown of stars. Actually, I think I may have more than that. I think five. No, I’ve used three.
20:04:07:2220:04:14:29Brin [GM]so if you split this that…her blood is gonna go everywhere
20:04:09:0020:04:10:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I think you used three.
20:04:14:2920:04:21:02Brin [GM]So just be careful he’s going to blow it up
20:04:17:2120:04:18:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, what are you thinking about doing?
20:04:19:2020:04:26:22Dave [Xeros]I just, what? Yeah, I’m going to maybe you should actually go with Nodal and TBD should come back because we’re just going to blow this thing up.
20:04:20:0920:04:21:04Jesse [Foulclaw]What’s going to happen?
20:04:26:1620:04:31:08Jesse [Foulclaw]No, why are we going to blow this up? We should say Perdonut.
20:04:26:1720:04:28:06Chris [TBD]Oh, dang! Yeah!
20:04:28:1920:04:29:07Dave [Xeros]I mean,
20:04:29:0020:04:30:09Steve [Nortle]Why are we going to blow this up?
20:04:31:2720:04:42:23Dave [Xeros]well yeah, isn’t blowing this thing like saving it? Like is the dish doing this for Donna?
20:04:35:0720:04:39:05Brin [GM]And she has an immense pain You can see from her face
20:04:35:2520:04:36:17Jesse [Foulclaw]She’s gonna…
20:04:40:1720:04:41:24Chris [TBD]Ask her how she’s doing.
20:04:43:2020:04:49:10Dave [Xeros]Hey can you dish about the dish for us real quick? Just let me know. Like, you got the T going in there.
20:04:54:1420:04:56:25Dave [Xeros]You mean we can’t hear? Or we kill…
20:04:57:0920:04:59:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, she’s… We can’t hear her? We can’T communicate with him?
20:04:59:0520:05:07:12Steve [Nortle]no it’s chris isn’t TBD the one who with your whistle was like for hearing
20:04:59:1120:05:00:20Brin [GM]You can see really good.
20:05:03:0420:05:03:14Brin [GM]See
20:05:05:0020:05:06:15Brin [GM]Her mouthing
20:05:06:1620:05:12:26Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah the prisoners uh i don’t know if she wants us to kill
20:05:09:0620:05:10:16Dave [Xeros]Oh, so kill the prisoners.
20:05:12:2620:05:21:25Jesse [Foulclaw]but i i donno they’re prisoners are we gonna kill prisoners oh my gosh you don’t think that’s what we’re supposed to do
20:05:14:2720:05:18:10Chris [TBD]This is a good moral dilemma for Falclaw.
20:05:17:1020:05:20:17Brin [GM]Pain is from the Prisoners
20:05:21:0020:05:30:14Dave [Xeros]Okay, so I’m gonna line up just… Yeah, let’s just try this. I’m going to take out my moon-touched rapier. They’re all tied up, right?
20:05:26:1120:05:27:19Chris [TBD]Who are these prisoners again?
20:05:29:0220:05:31:14Chris [TBD]Are these clones, though?
20:05:31:0720:05:32:16Brin [GM]all chained to the floor
20:05:32:0720:05:40:29Dave [Xeros]All right, so I’m just going to… Let’s run an experiment, right ? An experiment of faith. I want you to have the faith
20:05:38:2920:05:40:01Chris [TBD]Oh gosh!
20:05:42:0820:05:47:16Dave [Xeros]that these people, if we kill them, they’ll go directly to heaven.
20:05:49:2520:05:54:17Jesse [Foulclaw]What do we have to kill them or I think we just need to disconnect them from…?
20:05:51:2920:05:58:14Dave [Xeros]I’m just – and I take a swing, and I just like – I go right for the throat. I make faith, brother. Faith.
20:05:58:0820:05:58:15Steve [Nortle]Wait.
20:05:59:0220:06:00:20Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re just going decapitate one of them?
20:05:59:2420:06:07:04Brin [GM]okay so he kills over and
20:06:00:2720:06:02:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’m going to cut its throat.
20:06:07:1820:06:09:01Dave [Xeros]How are you feeling now, Padona?
20:06:11:0920:06:14:03Dave [Xeros]Hey, look, her health bar went up a little bit.
20:06:13:0320:06:14:23Jesse [Foulclaw]okay uh
20:06:15:2520:06:17:26Chris [TBD]what kind of god would do that
20:06:17:0020:06:21:08Dave [Xeros]All right. Hey, hey, Fowcloth, you take those. You take – I’ll take these.
20:06:17:0420:06:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw]hold on I would like to can I borrow your sword
20:06:24:2520:06:26:20Dave [Xeros]But what am I going to use?
20:06:26:1620:06:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]well you look at those pants
20:06:28:1920:06:31:08Brin [GM]There are other things you can try.
20:06:32:1220:06:36:00Dave [Xeros]Like, I feel like you’re just going to take my sword and stop killing the prisoners.
20:06:37:2020:06:44:05Dave [Xeros]You’re gonna… Okay, I need you to make a faith-based oath to me that you’re going to kill the prisoners
20:06:39:0720:06:48:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll kill someone yes I will kill someone I swear.
20:06:48:0820:06:48:21Steve [Nortle]Um
20:06:49:1420:06:58:02Dave [Xeros]I actually want… Can I do a wisdom check to find out or even…
20:06:50:1620:06:53:01Brin [GM]I’m going to need you to say a prayer, by the way.
20:06:58:0220:07:05:27Dave [Xeros]I’m trying to figure out what type of people these prisoners are aligned with, right?
20:07:05:2720:07:12:27Dave [Xeros]because they could actually just not be prisoners at all. They could just be, yeah.
20:07:06:1520:07:07:24Chris [TBD]If they’re good or bad?
20:07:10:2920:07:12:27Chris [TBD]I thought there were clones, weren’t there? Yeah.
20:07:12:2120:07:23:17Brin [GM]They’re not clones they’re just regular people who have committed crimes and have been imprisoned and they are heinous crimes we’re talking murder
20:07:17:1620:07:18:16Dave [Xeros]There you go.
20:07:20:1820:07:23:03Chris [TBD]When you say prisoners…
20:07:20:2620:07:23:27Dave [Xeros]What is the rape?
20:07:21:1620:07:32:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, so do you kill one?
20:07:24:0420:07:29:03Steve [Nortle]The trolley question.
20:07:24:1420:07:32:04Chris [TBD]Is this the train dilemma? Is that what this is? The trolley question? Is that why we’re playing here?
20:07:30:1220:07:33:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s like, yeah, yeah
20:07:32:1920:07:35:16Jesse [Foulclaw]No, I don’t think it is. I think Ares is just going to town.
20:07:34:2220:07:36:27Brin [GM]there’s a lot of other things you can try
20:07:35:0020:07:35:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:07:35:1620:07:47:09Jesse [Foulclaw]um okay uh i’m gonna i have i’m going to uh so
20:07:37:1920:07:40:14Steve [Nortle]Besides murder? What? What?
20:07:38:2820:07:48:10Dave [Xeros]Well, of the variables we know one works let’s try another variable can you just try to wake them up
20:07:45:2520:07:46:25Chris [TBD]A hypothesis?
20:07:47:0920:07:49:17Jesse [Foulclaw]i i fit i failed my prayer
20:07:51:0720:07:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw]so yes i have I have your sword yeah i have it definitely yep yeah
20:07:51:1520:07:51:26Brin [GM]weapon
20:07:54:1320:07:56:05Dave [Xeros]Not yet. We were still having a debate.
20:07:56:2020:07:58:11Steve [Nortle]You turn around, and you’re like, what?
20:07:58:2220:08:08:05Brin [GM]I’m going to let you guys sort this out I can totally do this
20:07:59:2920:08:07:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i sleight of hands did i can totally do this except i’m not using that guy
20:08:02:0620:08:03:24Dave [Xeros]I want you to make a roll for that.
20:08:09:1720:08:12:15Chris [TBD]Grab the Lord of the Rings diet. That’s the worst one!
20:08:10:2920:08:17:01Jesse [Foulclaw]no no no now no no this one okay hold on i have a modifier oh no
20:08:18:0520:08:21:01Dave [Xeros]Okay, so TBD and Nortle are off.
20:08:20:1720:08:22:04Brin [GM]yes they are and Basil
20:08:23:1220:08:23:28Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:08:25:2020:08:29:05Steve [Nortle]That’s a solid number. It’s prime…
20:08:27:1120:08:27:21Jesse [Foulclaw]a seven
20:08:27:1920:08:30:17Dave [Xeros]So for your sleight of hand, you got a full seven.
20:08:30:2920:08:42:04Jesse [Foulclaw]i eros i just think before we kill and decapitate people maybe you can use the sword to sever the connection is this blood going to the prisoners it looks like potentially
20:08:42:2420:08:54:12Brin [GM]So you see the silver mercury-type blood is about to reach the foot of another prisoner. It touches his big toe, and he collapses
20:08:51:1420:08:52:05Dave [Xeros]Big toe.
20:08:54:1220:08:55:09Brin [GM]and goes unconscious.
20:08:55:0720:08:57:04Chris [TBD]Is Perdonia trying to free herself?
20:08:56:0720:08:57:19Dave [Xeros]Is he unconscious or dead?
20:08:59:2320:09:00:26Brin [GM]And you know what?
20:09:02:2920:09:09:22Dave [Xeros]Hey look, that one… All right, hey, why don’t you try knocking him out? Let’s try another variable. Knock that guy out.
20:09:09:1420:09:11:08Jesse [Foulclaw]oh well first of all
20:09:13:2020:09:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw]my prayers were not answered. I don’t know you probably get to decide
20:09:14:2620:09:22:20Brin [GM]uh and you i do and i’m gonna decide right now um
20:09:20:0520:09:20:18Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
20:09:22:2020:09:27:11Brin [GM]you are enthralled with the view of this silvery
20:09:27:1120:09:35:19Brin [GM]shiny blood and you stick your hand in it and you lick some because
20:09:30:0820:09:32:21Dave [Xeros]It’s pretty. I mean, let’s face it.
20:09:34:1120:09:35:00Chris [TBD]What the?
20:09:36:0120:09:37:27Steve [Nortle]Atta boy! Atta boi!
20:09:41:1820:09:47:12Jesse [Foulclaw]can I also
20:09:42:1520:09:43:28Chris [TBD]Falclaw likes the moonlight.
20:09:43:2520:09:53:05Dave [Xeros]i think he just likes butts or moon see
20:09:48:2220:09:52:21Jesse [Foulclaw]well tell me what happens first maybe to me do I need to make a check or something
20:09:51:1620:09:54:09Chris [TBD]Clever. I got it. That’s good. That’s great.
20:09:55:1020:10:05:17Brin [GM]strange and your moral emotional compass is
20:10:08:1520:10:10:24Chris [TBD]I knew there was something wrong with you.
20:10:08:2820:10:10:25Dave [Xeros]knew there was something wrong with you
20:10:12:1420:10:13:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros give me the sword
20:10:14:0020:10:25:14Dave [Xeros]yeah can i can i do some sort of a check to find out what the hell just happened
20:10:14:2620:10:15:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:10:15:2520:10:17:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:10:28:0720:10:35:18Chris [TBD]It’s like that scene from the movie where he’s smiling and all of a sudden acting.
20:10:35:1720:10:43:20Dave [Xeros]right what skill do you want me to use for that. Performance?
20:10:35:2720:10:37:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Shift. Yep.
20:10:36:1220:10:41:26Chris [TBD]Yeah, lots of movies do it.
20:10:43:2020:10:54:24Dave [Xeros]Perception? Persuasion? Deception? Oh, I’ll definitely use
20:10:45:2820:10:53:14Brin [GM]not performance now you can use persuasion if you’re trying to persuade him to do something
20:10:54:2420:11:00:25Dave [Xeros]that eventually. Perception fine, I will use perception. Come on Schwartz!
20:11:02:1220:11:09:17Dave [Xeros]Oh oh oh nine yes
20:11:04:1620:11:04:21Chris [TBD]Boom!
20:11:09:1720:11:24:15Dave [Xeros]plus two actually all right
20:11:10:1520:11:11:13Steve [Nortle]like on 2 -7.
20:11:13:2320:11:16:07Steve [Nortle]We’re off to the tower, so that’s good teamwork.
20:11:13:2320:11:16:25Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re off to a good start both of us. Good teamwork yeah.
20:11:19:2720:11:31:04Brin [GM]kind of like hey now we’re a little bit the same now he he’s um he is listening to you a little
20:11:24:1520:11:27:20Dave [Xeros]hey Falklaw see
20:11:25:1820:11:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Nothing weird about me.
20:11:32:1620:11:37:02Dave [Xeros]That’s a little concerning. Hey, can we just talk this out real quick?
20:11:35:2820:11:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I have a dagger. I’m going to take out my dagger, and I’m going to stab one of the prisoners. Yeah.
20:11:44:2520:11:45:14Dave [Xeros]I’m going to…
20:11:45:0820:11:47:28Brin [GM]He’s bleeding out on the floor, and he passes away.
20:11:48:1520:11:49:17Dave [Xeros]And how is Padona?
20:11:50:1320:11:50:26Brin [GM]Relief.
20:11:50:2720:11:51:29Dave [Xeros]Okay, all right.
20:11:53:2120:11:54:24Dave [Xeros]Let’s check this other video.
20:11:57:2220:12:07:08Dave [Xeros]I’ll take my violin… Not my violin. I’ll just smack some. I’m trying to knock him out, not kill him. And I was going to say I’m gonna use the hilt of my sword but my sword has no hilt.
20:12:07:0820:12:09:20Chris [TBD]so a non-lethal attack
20:12:09:0320:12:17:08Dave [Xeros]So I am going to non-lethal attack one of these guys and I want to find one that’s like particularly heinous and i’m just gonna kick him really hard in the nuts
20:12:17:2920:12:18:13Brin [GM]Okay.
20:12:19:0720:12:24:22Chris [TBD]What do they have? Like at a hospital, like a chart in front of them? Like this guy committed this crime.
20:12:24:0720:12:34:17Dave [Xeros]no they have a little sign around their neck it’s like when they’re in the little stalks yeah yes
20:12:26:0420:12:35:17Chris [TBD]It’s like when they’re in there with the little socks on their face.
20:12:27:2320:12:31:27Steve [Nortle]in the stocks they have a scarlet letter
20:12:31:2220:12:33:17Brin [GM]rings tattoos or something
20:12:33:0120:12:42:01Jesse [Foulclaw]so do we can we do we see or understand how like they’re connected to perdona
20:12:42:0120:12:54:21Jesse [Foulclaw]of like how they’re receiving yes oh
20:12:43:0520:12:45:19Brin [GM]yeah, so you
20:12:45:0520:12:51:18Chris [TBD]I saw that, and I explained it to you before I left. Yes. With my nat 20, right? Yeah.
20:12:47:2620:12:55:18Dave [Xeros]did so re -explain
20:12:51:1120:12:52:24Brin [GM]yes
20:12:54:2120:12:56:00Jesse [Foulclaw]TBD said
20:12:55:1720:12:59:04Chris [TBD]Yeah, I pointed to this line here. This stream.
20:13:00:0220:13:08:19Brin [GM]these prisoners are very impure and what is perdona she’s purity
20:13:08:1920:13:18:09Brin [GM]so they’re they are making disharmony ooze from her. They’re causing her to use for
20:13:14:1920:13:22:25Dave [Xeros]you’re saying is okay but
20:13:18:0920:13:26:08Brin [GM]her abilities spontaneously does that make sense without her control almost because she’s
20:13:21:1720:13:22:07Chris [TBD]Clearly.
20:13:22:2520:13:30:09Dave [Xeros]since foulclaw is but he’s he is nothing but
20:13:30:1720:13:38:04Dave [Xeros]he’s a walking chastity belt yeah yeah they okay
20:13:32:2320:13:36:13Chris [TBD]Basically, Perdona is the most judgmental god you could ever be around.
20:13:36:1920:13:43:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I suddenly feel the need to send LaDonna some very dirty messages.
20:13:38:0420:13:46:11Dave [Xeros]all right are you gonna pull out your span
20:13:43:0020:13:46:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:13:43:1020:13:46:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:13:43:2020:13:46:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:13:46:0620:13:52:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I think Basil lent me one of the magazines that she bought too or something.
20:13:46:1620:13:48:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:13:47:0520:13:48:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:13:49:1420:13:53:10Chris [TBD]That’s great! That’s great. Oh, my gosh.
20:13:52:0920:13:54:14Steve [Nortle]you have the anatomy book
20:13:53:2920:14:01:23Dave [Xeros]like yeah he’s got his eyeballs and it’s like kajik
20:13:54:0620:13:55:15Brin [GM][laughter]
20:13:54:1620:13:55:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:13:55:0020:13:56:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, my…
20:13:55:0120:13:56:23Chris [TBD]That is so good.
20:13:56:1920:13:57:13Brin [GM]a screenshot
20:13:57:2620:13:59:29Steve [Nortle]he raises the old one for this
20:14:02:2120:14:04:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:14:04:2420:14:11:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Long rest. No evidence. No evidence!
20:14:04:2620:14:08:26Dave [Xeros]You know, only the real sickos use Polaroids. I’m just saying
20:14:07:1520:14:10:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:14:08:2320:14:09:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:14:08:2320:14:10:02Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:14:09:2020:14:10:17Chris [TBD]It’s true.
20:14:11:2220:14:13:19Dave [Xeros]I can burn these
20:14:15:0120:14:19:15Jesse [Foulclaw]So So I, what was I going to say?
20:14:21:2220:14:29:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Does anything happen to Perdona when I decide to do these dirty things?
20:14:28:0720:14:28:20Dave [Xeros]your
20:14:28:1020:14:28:29Chris [TBD]Heinous.
20:14:30:0220:14:31:13Chris [TBD]Heinous and filthy.
20:14:31:0220:14:39:27Steve [Nortle]but we need to remember this is foul clause understanding of what heinous and filthy would would sound like, he’s killed before.
20:14:35:2020:14:36:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:14:36:0820:14:38:01Dave [Xeros]He did just murder someone
20:14:36:1120:14:45:13Brin [GM]gonna say before before you do that before you can actually write out whatever you’re thinking of writing out
20:14:36:2620:14:42:05Chris [TBD]Oh, girl, show me your ankles.
20:14:43:1020:14:44:25Chris [TBD]Your shoulders high.
20:14:45:1320:14:55:01Brin [GM]you feel Perdona’s will fighting you okay so she doesn’t what you’re about to do is something that she does not want you
20:14:50:0520:14:50:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
20:14:55:0120:15:04:08Brin [GM]to do. And you can feel that like you’ve never felt before he’s, he’s whispering in your ear
20:14:58:2720:15:03:05Dave [Xeros]Can I look over his shoulder while he’s writing? Real quick
20:15:00:1720:15:01:29Chris [TBD]It’s called guilt.
20:15:02:0220:15:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Well it depends on
20:15:04:2020:15:13:12Jesse [Foulclaw]so then do I need to make some sort of contested role to see if I can like overpower her will? okay what
20:15:11:1220:15:18:16Brin [GM]I think that’s great. And honestly, I think, I think we just do a roll off. Yeah.
20:15:18:2920:15:23:27Dave [Xeros]Oh jeez He’s like three sentences Oh my gosh I know where the foul comes from
20:15:23:2420:15:24:24Jesse [Foulclaw]seven
20:15:25:1620:15:27:08Steve [Nortle]I’ve heard that number before.
20:15:27:2520:15:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw]right before my pen touches the scroll uh
20:15:32:1620:15:33:20Chris [TBD]1600 East.
20:15:36:0920:15:46:14Brin [GM]of under her control a little bit. You’re bending to her will and what she wants you to do. And instead, he was trying
20:15:39:2620:15:41:20Dave [Xeros]You’ve only written out pen
20:15:42:2120:15:43:29Brin [GM][laughter]
20:15:44:0520:15:46:10Chris [TBD]But he spelt it P3N.
20:15:46:1420:15:50:29Brin [GM]to spell Penn Island’s and he couldn’t quite finish.
20:15:48:0620:15:53:02Dave [Xeros]no no oh is that a 15 no
20:15:48:1420:15:50:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:15:48:1520:15:49:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:15:53:0220:16:04:25Dave [Xeros]did that help
20:15:54:0020:15:57:15Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay
20:15:56:2320:16:08:14Brin [GM]hand starts shaking and instead of writing this, you knock out a prisoner the knocking about the prisoner goes
20:16:04:2520:16:05:27Dave [Xeros]the knocking of out
20:16:07:0320:16:08:02Dave [Xeros]okay so we’ve only
20:16:08:1420:16:18:02Brin [GM]unconscious and relief okay? And you’re feeling she doesn’t want you to kill them. She wants them unconscious
20:16:09:0520:16:10:04Dave [Xeros]killed two people
20:16:11:1320:16:13:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
20:16:12:0020:16:12:15Dave [Xeros]alright
20:16:17:1420:16:19:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros I told you
20:16:18:2920:16:25:23Dave [Xeros]I’m going to have to make a contested roll for that because I got to find out if I’m actually spiritually attuned enough to hear the whisperings
20:16:23:1220:16:24:24Chris [TBD]Right. Yeah, and that makes sense.
20:16:24:1320:16:29:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Why can’t you just trust me? I’m your companion, okay. Why don’t we just…
20:16:27:2920:16:35:11Dave [Xeros]um I remember reading something, it’s by the mouth of two or three witnesses I’m supposed to believe something and you’re just one.
20:16:34:1120:16:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, me and Perdona, both of us. I can affirm what she wants right now, okay? Yes.
20:16:38:2320:16:48:01Dave [Xeros]No no no no, you can’t affirm the voice of someone else, I need to hear her voice, I want to… I’ll listen, do you mind if I listen better? I’ll try to listen.
20:16:47:1620:16:50:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I will always encourage someone to listen better.
20:16:48:1020:16:50:25Brin [GM]do you wanna just do a straight roll or what are
20:16:52:0720:17:00:06Dave [Xeros]It depends because like is it perception or insight that you’d want me to incite? Okay, I’m really bad at insight too guys.
20:16:56:1320:16:57:00Brin [GM]insight
20:17:00:0620:17:11:02Dave [Xeros]i don’t listen if you guys it’s just a character flaw of eros oh
20:17:01:1120:17:11:17Chris [TBD]Is it a character flaw or is it Oh yeah
20:17:02:1620:17:03:20Brin [GM]Amen to that
20:17:11:0220:17:24:17Dave [Xeros]yeah 18 dear salune
20:17:12:1320:17:22:22Brin [GM]Holy shit, okay so you hear because of your recent conversion to clerichood you
20:17:22:2220:17:34:07Brin [GM]are feeling and because of the proximity that you have to Perdona her essence has filled this cavern and you are,
20:17:24:1720:17:26:19Dave [Xeros]help my ears
20:17:26:1920:17:37:29Dave [Xeros]that i might hear hey i
20:17:34:0920:17:36:23Brin [GM]you’re feeling the spirit.
20:17:37:2920:17:42:15Dave [Xeros]feel the essence of perdona perdona what do you want me to do perdona
20:17:41:2920:17:43:13Chris [TBD]Perdoname
20:17:45:2920:17:55:15Dave [Xeros]knock him out like foulclaw or who like can you be more specific because like you know
20:17:55:2420:17:59:24Brin [GM]The prisoners especially that one And you see
20:17:59:0220:18:00:19Dave [Xeros]all right prisoners of who
20:18:01:0320:18:10:06Brin [GM]where his prisoner’s heart should be Where it is I mean Does this prisoner have a heart? You see it glowing a little bit She wants to knock him out Especially
20:18:10:1720:18:11:26Dave [Xeros]with my knife in the heart
20:18:12:0120:18:12:21Brin [GM]One right there
20:18:14:0520:18:17:22Dave [Xeros]you’re pointing to the heart do you want me to stick my knife and knock him out
20:18:19:1020:18:22:13Dave [Xeros]okay so I’m just like praying and I’m like I got
20:18:22:2020:18:25:13Chris [TBD]Yeah, that’s totally what I was thinking.
20:18:22:2620:18:23:06Steve [Nortle]Doom
20:18:26:0820:18:28:09Dave [Xeros]and so okay I am I’m gonna
20:18:27:0120:18:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, wait, Eros. Wait, hold on.
20:18:29:2820:18:37:09Dave [Xeros]take a step back and I’M JUST GONNA TEAP KICK IT RIGHT IN THE HEART I’M LIKE HEY it’s a teap Muay Thai
20:18:34:0320:18:35:00Chris [TBD]Cheap kick it.
20:18:35:2620:18:39:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait before you kick him! Wait, before you do that…
20:18:37:2620:18:41:20Steve [Nortle]This is Sparta
20:18:42:1920:18:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I would like to try and stop Eros from kicking this guy.
20:18:46:1020:18:47:21Dave [Xeros]from kicking him in the heart
20:18:48:2420:18:52:08Dave [Xeros]What the hell is going on? Listen, Pedona just told me to do this.
20:18:51:0820:19:00:14Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yeah i would like to try and grapple him do we roll off
20:18:59:1520:19:01:04Dave [Xeros]Are we making a contested roll?
20:19:00:2920:19:01:08Brin [GM]don’t
20:19:03:2620:19:15:14Dave [Xeros]He’s got to attack me and he’s got to try to grapple me if he beats my AC then it happens. If not then I have to contest it with my own roll. It’s not great
20:19:12:0520:19:13:05Chris [TBD]What is your AC?
20:19:12:2420:19:18:06Steve [Nortle]Is it more than seven, though?
20:19:15:1420:19:16:19Dave [Xeros]so go ahead and roll
20:19:19:1420:19:21:17Dave [Xeros]a…it is. It’s a 13
20:19:23:2220:19:26:27Dave [Xeros]because if we’re looking at the odds
20:19:26:2720:19:37:00Dave [Xeros]the odds are in my favor all right
20:19:31:0820:19:35:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I am going to use my scroll of Jubilee so that I have advantage on this roll.
20:19:31:1720:19:38:09Steve [Nortle]You got to say the word, though.
20:19:36:0220:19:36:14Brin [GM]okay
20:19:40:1820:19:42:02Steve [Nortle]You got a say your key word.
20:19:42:0620:19:44:29Chris [TBD]It is yippe
20:19:44:1020:19:44:18Steve [Nortle]Okay.
20:19:47:1720:19:48:28Steve [Nortle]It says scroll jubilee.
20:19:49:0420:19:50:23Chris [TBD]And the other one Is Kaya right?
20:19:50:1120:19:51:26Brin [GM]i want to hear you say it in the mic
20:19:50:1220:19:51:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, it’s in the car.
20:19:53:0320:19:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
20:19:56:2420:20:05:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros is making his attack on this other guy and I’m gonna kind of… My eyes are going to narrow for one of the very few times that they do
20:20:14:0920:20:15:19Brin [GM]is it a seven
20:20:16:2420:20:18:20Jesse [Foulclaw]i rolled a six and an eight
20:20:18:1320:20:28:07Dave [Xeros]okay so you you say yeah yeah law of averages you should roll something good at some point
20:20:18:2720:20:19:26Chris [TBD]Oh, man.
20:20:19:2520:20:22:28Steve [Nortle]That’s framing that’s framing them!
20:20:28:0720:20:36:29Dave [Xeros]you say yippy to me i say kayay mother and then i just kick that thing right in the hot how you doing now padona
20:20:31:1520:20:32:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:20:32:0920:20:33:22Chris [TBD]Take that thing right now.
20:20:36:2920:20:45:10Dave [Xeros]Padona, is that what you wanted me to do? Okay. That’s the voice of two witnesses.
20:20:40:0020:20:44:22Brin [GM]this is her still small voice you feel a warm fuzzy feeling
20:20:42:2920:20:43:20Jesse [Foulclaw]to shake i’m in
20:20:46:0620:20:54:17Dave [Xeros]All right. Okay. I feel like I have this warm fuzzy feeling in my chest that radiates out to my left arm.
20:20:50:2520:20:52:07Steve [Nortle]That’s a heart attack!
20:20:54:1720:21:02:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah. Feels like a heart attack.
20:20:55:0520:20:56:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:20:58:1120:21:00:17Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s that’s usually what the spirit of
20:21:01:1220:21:03:24Chris [TBD]A heart attack! Yeah, okay.
20:21:02:1820:21:33:05Dave [Xeros]yeah okay i’ll remember that um i hey man
20:21:02:2120:21:03:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:21:08:0520:21:11:22Brin [GM]that was six five or six prisoners
20:21:12:1320:21:19:03Jesse [Foulclaw]gonna start so i’m going to kind of like shake my head kind oflike as i tried to grapple him and kind of fall on the ground i’ve kind of
20:21:18:0620:21:18:22Brin [GM]Yes.
20:21:19:0320:21:25:01Jesse [Foulclaw]rattled a little bit and i’m i’m gong to start helping him uh yeah
20:21:22:2520:21:34:07Brin [GM]Okay, awesome. Yeah, you feel yourself compelled by her will especially since you gave that blood a little taste, taste tested it?
20:21:33:0520:21:44:22Dave [Xeros]what’s what’s going on with you man like i know we’ve had this conversation a couple times and you’re like everything’s fine i’ve been with you long enough to know that everything is not fine can i do like another
20:21:44:2220:21:51:25Dave [Xeros]just like investigation check he feels like he’s actually got like a cursed item on him or something
20:21:52:2520:22:04:22Brin [GM]Well, especially right now, Now, since you tasted that blood, he’s somewhat in a trance. But I mean it’s mostly just because of Perdona. But if you want to go for it.
20:22:09:0820:22:11:22Dave [Xeros]To like find out what’s going on With him
20:22:13:0720:22:20:01Brin [GM]To figure out – I mean that would – that’s perception right Steve?
20:22:22:1620:22:24:08Jesse [Foulclaw]think you would have to make an investigation
20:22:25:0720:22:29:26Chris [TBD]looking for it purposefully, it’s investigation. If you notice it, it’s perception.
20:22:26:2720:22:38:13Brin [GM]If you’re looking for a specific item, I would say investigation if you are just trying to get a feel for or try and suss out the vibes
20:22:35:1320:22:37:11Steve [Nortle]suss out the vibes
20:22:40:1920:22:46:15Jesse [Foulclaw]or i will i’ll talk to you what’s your What’s your question? Yeah, what do you want to ask me?
20:22:42:0720:22:43:07Dave [Xeros]How about Yeah
20:22:44:1720:22:48:21Dave [Xeros]What’s my question I’m gonna cast charm person at level 3
20:22:48:1620:22:50:12Steve [Nortle]Whoa! Okay.
20:22:50:2020:22:54:11Jesse [Foulclaw]All right. As you do that I am going To summon the Dreamweaver
20:22:55:0520:22:56:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:22:55:2420:22:56:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:22:57:0520:22:59:17Steve [Nortle]His corpse just dropped down.
20:22:57:1720:23:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw]No but I have The Dreamcatcher necklace
20:22:59:2920:23:00:15Dave [Xeros]And
20:23:02:0320:23:07:07Chris [TBD]Yes, that will allow you to use the powers of the Dreamweaver, but the Dreamwearer’s dead.
20:23:05:1520:23:11:12Jesse [Foulclaw]So I will hum The tune to myself Dreamwever I believe You can get me through the night
20:23:13:0220:23:14:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Which gives me
20:23:13:1120:23:14:01Chris [TBD]Nice!
20:23:15:2020:23:18:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Advantage against Being charmed or put to sleep
20:23:18:0520:23:19:03Chris [TBD]Love it.
20:23:19:0920:23:31:07Dave [Xeros]Okay so you have advantage So you need to roll A 17 or higher On wisdom him and uh and then and
20:23:25:0420:23:28:05Steve [Nortle]That’s 17, not just 7.
20:23:29:2020:23:31:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Come on, man.
20:23:31:0720:23:38:16Dave [Xeros]then i am i’m also going to uh i’m gonna target two other additional
20:23:38:1620:23:45:01Dave [Xeros]people with this spell i’m going to target two of the prisoners just randomly inside
20:23:45:0120:23:56:14Dave [Xeros]of it and i am going to have them be looking for the exact same thing i’m looking for which is something off about him so if he yeah
20:23:56:1420:24:04:22Dave [Xeros]so he’s gonna have to save against me and then two other people so that is at advantage three times but you can
20:23:58:1620:23:59:03Chris [TBD]Three pairs
20:24:04:2220:24:12:04Dave [Xeros]fail only once yep I can to two other
20:24:05:1220:24:10:25Chris [TBD]At a higher level like that? Wow
20:24:08:0120:24:09:11Jesse [Foulclaw]spell to multiple people?
20:24:11:1020:24:15:28Steve [Nortle]And do they all have 17, DC-17?
20:24:18:1920:24:27:28Dave [Xeros]sorry I’m pretty sure their charisma super high actually pick out the 2 that like Okay, no, no.
20:24:26:1020:24:29:17Chris [TBD]Definitely very low It depends
20:24:28:1120:24:30:21Brin [GM]because they have to rape to get what they want.
20:24:29:1120:24:37:05Dave [Xeros]It depends… Excuse me. There are psychopaths out there that are very charismatic. I’m looking for the Brady’s.
20:24:32:1420:24:40:08Jesse [Foulclaw]but wait what does your spell say though you can extend it to other people
20:24:35:0520:24:35:11Steve [Nortle]Wait.
20:24:37:2420:24:38:27Chris [TBD]The Dahmers
20:24:39:1420:24:44:06Dave [Xeros]Yeah. You can target one additional creature for each spell slot level above 1.
20:24:44:0520:24:46:12Chris [TBD]Isn’t that to charm them though?
20:24:46:1720:24:49:07Dave [Xeros]I’m charming them to look at him and then to do what I’m doing.
20:24:48:2920:24:49:14Chris [TBD]I understand
20:24:51:0920:24:51:25Jesse [Foulclaw]alright
20:24:51:1220:24:56:07Chris [TBD]But that doesn’t affect his roll. He’s still resisting just you, not them too?
20:24:56:1620:24:58:21Jesse [Foulclaw]well he said I have to roll three times
20:24:58:0620:25:00:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah, because he is for all three of them.
20:24:59:2020:25:10:07Chris [TBD]No, no, no. They have to roll against your charm. You’re the one casting the spell so everyone needs to roll again for you. That doesn’t mean he rolls against their charm because they’re not casting a spell.
20:25:10:1220:25:15:06Chris [TBD]It’s just you casting a skill. They gotta pass yes, your spell. Yes.
20:25:13:0620:25:16:24Brin [GM]plurals of 17 in order to be charmed
20:25:15:0720:25:18:12Dave [Xeros]In order to be Charmed. Go ahead.
20:25:17:2620:25:26:18Brin [GM]okay okay um there these are just going to be straight rolls these guys don’t have my powers so one of them is did not get charmed he got an 18
20:25:26:1120:25:27:09Chris [TBD]Oh wow!
20:25:27:0420:25:34:00Brin [GM]the other one is i’m not this is for two prisoners right yes so one got 18 and one
20:25:27:0620:25:32:00Dave [Xeros]You don’t get to roll with advantage. Okay, two prisms, okay.
20:25:28:1520:25:30:13Chris [TBD]advantage. That was one roll
20:25:33:0320:25:44:02Jesse [Foulclaw]have to beat two alright this is my first roll against you
20:25:34:2220:25:36:17Dave [Xeros]Ooh, that guy’s particularly filthy.
20:25:37:2220:25:41:11Dave [Xeros]All right, the one that I was going to kick. All right.
20:25:38:2020:25:43:02Steve [Nortle]All right, this is my first role again.
20:25:41:0020:25:41:05Brin [GM]the
20:25:44:2620:25:56:06Steve [Nortle]Write that down!
20:25:47:1720:25:50:29Dave [Xeros]Hi? Hi, what was your first advantage roll?
20:25:49:2120:25:54:23Brin [GM]i think steve’s reaction is
20:25:54:2820:25:59:03Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t write that down put your buck away Put it away!
20:25:55:2420:25:59:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:25:56:1720:25:59:25Steve [Nortle]Put them back away! Pull it away! What was it?
20:25:57:0820:25:59:23Dave [Xeros]What was it? What wasit? What was It?
20:25:57:1720:25:58:22Chris [TBD]It’s a nat 1
20:25:59:1020:25:59:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:25:59:1020:26:00:09Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:26:00:2920:26:05:03Chris [TBD]No way How
20:26:01:1820:26:02:22Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s a one and a two.
20:26:03:0120:26:04:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:26:03:0120:26:04:19Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:26:04:0920:26:05:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:26:10:2120:26:13:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:26:12:0920:26:13:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:26:12:2120:26:18:14Dave [Xeros]Sulunei, bless me. Bless me that Fowlclaw rolls really low.
20:26:13:1120:26:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think it matters yet what I do. The other guy, you both are…
20:26:20:0120:26:26:11Dave [Xeros]That I may understand what ails my friend.
20:26:22:0120:26:22:25Steve [Nortle]Can confirm.
20:26:22:2120:26:29:05Chris [TBD]I think he just wants you to confess your sins, man. That’s really what it is. What did you do with LaDonna the other night? I don’t know. Something.
20:26:25:1320:26:26:08Jesse [Foulclaw]What sins?
20:26:29:1720:26:31:24Dave [Xeros]He was spanning you,
20:26:30:2120:26:32:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, so
20:26:33:2120:26:37:02Jesse [Foulclaw]you have charmed me? Is that what’s happening now?
20:26:37:0320:26:48:02Dave [Xeros]I have so beyond charmed you. On a failed save the target has a charm condition until the spell ends and until you or your allies damage it. The Charm creature is friendly to you
20:26:48:0220:26:57:26Dave [Xeros]when the spell lands the target knows it was charmed by you So you know, so I can now ask you questions and I feel like the answers have to come at disadvantage.
20:26:59:2720:27:01:24Dave [Xeros]And it’d probably be…
20:27:00:2220:27:04:07Steve [Nortle]Like his desire to lie He has to.
20:27:04:0920:27:10:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah, he’ll roll a deception to me and you have to roll it at disadvantage?
20:27:10:2220:27:13:15Brin [GM]I’m sorry, I tried to stop this
20:27:12:2520:27:18:05Jesse [Foulclaw]no that’s okay but that’s if it’s a lie I would roll, if it is a deception
20:27:18:1620:27:20:27Dave [Xeros]Yeah yeah if you’re trying to deceive me
20:27:21:0920:27:23:13Brin [GM]Deception is rolled at disadvantage right?
20:27:23:0320:27:25:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, if I’m lying I will roll
20:27:26:2720:27:28:29Brin [GM]If he’s telling the truth he doesn’t have to roll
20:27:29:0520:27:34:13Chris [TBD]Roll every time so we don’t know. Right, exactly. So roll every time
20:27:31:1120:27:32:28Brin [GM]in a way gives it away
20:27:34:2720:27:37:10Dave [Xeros]okay so hey
20:27:36:0720:27:42:11Chris [TBD]Just even if you tell the truth or are you lying you’ve got to roll. That way we don’t know if you’re lying or not.
20:27:36:1220:27:36:28Brin [GM]So
20:27:38:2720:27:40:23Brin [GM]you have to roll a deceptive
20:27:41:1420:27:47:20Jesse [Foulclaw]But what if but what if I’m not trying to deceive
20:27:42:2920:27:43:08Brin [GM]him
20:27:48:2120:27:49:07Chris [TBD]is what you’re saying?
20:27:48:2320:27:53:19Brin [GM]then if you have nothing to hide, then still just roll anyway so he doesn’t know the difference.
20:27:54:2020:27:55:20Brin [GM]Does that make sense?
20:27:54:2220:28:05:18Dave [Xeros]yeah. It’s fine. You’re rolling every time. Okay. Hey buddy. How’s it going?
20:27:56:0020:27:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw]No
20:27:57:2220:28:00:28Chris [TBD]Just roll every single time. Yeah.
20:27:59:2420:28:01:03Brin [GM]you answer, roll.
20:28:01:0020:28:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay
20:28:03:0320:28:03:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Alright
20:28:05:1120:28:06:12Brin [GM]I’m so sorry.
20:28:05:1420:28:09:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey Hey, that was a crazy battle we had.
20:28:09:0120:28:16:18Dave [Xeros]It totally was. Hey, I got some questions. Like you’re just like one of my favorite people. You’ve been acting off a little bit.
20:28:10:0220:28:11:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:28:11:1320:28:13:05Chris [TBD]I love you, man.
20:28:17:2220:28:23:02Dave [Xeros]Is there something on your person that is changing your behavior?
20:28:24:2720:28:33:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean my typical like all the items That i have 14 oh
20:28:29:2320:28:34:11Dave [Xeros]Roll damnit 14. Is it a 17?
20:28:36:2220:28:45:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I get to add deception you’re right sorry Where is it where am I
20:28:44:1320:28:47:11Steve [Nortle]Plus four? Yeah. Eighteen.
20:28:46:1820:28:48:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah 18 yep
20:28:48:2620:28:53:29Dave [Xeros]I’m going to follow that up with the second question. Are you lying about the first question?
20:28:53:1520:29:00:10Chris [TBD]oh my gosh you come upon two doors only one can tell the truth
20:28:56:2420:29:08:28Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i roll again it’s it’s funny what’s
20:29:00:1020:29:02:16Dave [Xeros]This is the only…
20:29:01:2220:29:03:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:29:03:1420:29:07:21Steve [Nortle]A couple rolls too late but okay.
20:29:05:0220:29:08:02Dave [Xeros]Alright, okay. Alright, alright.
20:29:08:2420:29:19:20Dave [Xeros]Like, you know, yeah. All the way up until your weird
20:29:08:2820:29:16:19Jesse [Foulclaw]what what’s why are you like interrogating me all of a sudden i feel like i’ve only been trying to like help you and stuff
20:29:19:2020:29:30:26Dave [Xeros]mental shift and trying to not take us to Prodona and you’re trying to not kill these guys and then kill them just seems a little off.
20:29:30:2120:29:31:26Jesse [Foulclaw]weird mental shift
20:29:31:2920:29:32:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:29:33:1520:29:40:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean okay well i i feel like since we’ve
20:29:40:2620:29:46:20Jesse [Foulclaw]been here and like there’s been a few times since we left idiocy i feel like i’ve blacked out a
20:29:46:2020:29:56:01Jesse [Foulclaw]little bit i will admit there’s a little bit but i but mental shift yeah you may
20:29:49:0320:29:59:24Dave [Xeros]– yeah, that’s fine. Did you pick up anything when we were in New Old and Idiots that may have caused you to, I don’t know, change your behavior?
20:30:03:1520:30:14:24Jesse [Foulclaw]well i should tell you la donna and i have been using the span quill
20:30:15:2620:30:16:11Jesse [Foulclaw]and
20:30:18:2720:30:20:25Jesse [Foulclaw]you don’t get to see the messages
20:30:22:0120:30:32:25Jesse [Foulclaw]but I will admit we have talked about molting each other, and seeing each other’s feathers and
20:30:34:0220:30:35:16Dave [Xeros]She doesn’t have feathers.
20:30:36:0120:30:38:01Jesse [Foulclaw]my feathers oh yeah what is she?
20:30:38:2220:30:39:10Chris [TBD]She’s
20:30:42:2120:30:49:29Jesse [Foulclaw]No no no Oh she’s like a celestial She kind of looks like one of the moon maidens or something Yeah that’s right
20:30:42:2220:30:43:13Chris [TBD]Kalistar.
20:30:44:1420:30:47:07Chris [TBD]She’s Kalistars, yeah, which is like
20:30:46:0520:30:47:05Steve [Nortle]She kind of looks
20:30:48:2020:30:51:25Chris [TBD]she’s kind of humanoid elfish-ish.
20:30:53:0120:30:53:20Jesse [Foulclaw]We’ve been
20:30:55:0320:31:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ve the term like de -robe or unrobe maybe we have used that like a couple of times but that’s like the worst thing that i have done
20:31:03:1720:31:07:01Dave [Xeros]how does that make you feel i’m gonna back kick one of these things in the heart while i’m like
20:31:05:1720:31:16:23Chris [TBD]You never admitted
20:31:06:2620:31:07:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:31:07:0120:31:18:14Dave [Xeros]continue to talk to him so you’ve never like admitted this to like maybe even one of your
20:31:07:0420:31:12:05Steve [Nortle]How does it feel?
20:31:07:2520:31:09:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:31:11:0320:31:14:27Jesse [Foulclaw]how does it make me feel i don’t know i’ve never talked about these feelings with anybody before
20:31:18:1420:31:29:22Dave [Xeros]like you know sorcerer like people and idiot i kick another one have
20:31:26:0920:31:39:26Jesse [Foulclaw]no no i’ve i’ve had never there was never right um eros
20:31:29:2220:31:37:26Dave [Xeros]you have you ever opened up to saloon about it and i kicked another one nine and
20:31:33:0420:31:36:14Brin [GM]nine
20:31:37:2620:31:46:01Dave [Xeros]i uh you know what like i’m glad you
20:31:39:2620:31:40:26Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re the first person i’ve
20:31:46:0120:31:52:03Dave [Xeros]feel like you can open up to me about this i’m just gonna try to like quickly just like
20:31:54:0220:32:04:05Dave [Xeros]and just okay yeah we’re just walking yeah it’s yeah well no i’m trying to like hide
20:31:54:1220:31:58:12Brin [GM]12, 13 14, 15 that’s half of them
20:31:56:0520:32:01:20Jesse [Foulclaw]just walking together and you’re you’re kicking
20:32:04:0520:32:08:20Dave [Xeros]it from you it’s just like looking at in your giant giant eyes and i’m
20:32:05:2220:32:13:20Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yeah i’m too ashamed of the messages between us to to notice what’s going on
20:32:06:2420:32:08:07Steve [Nortle]bulking neck pinch
20:32:08:2020:32:19:01Dave [Xeros]just like okay have you i maybe maybe maybe you should go over into
20:32:19:0120:32:23:26Dave [Xeros]this grove of trees and talk to Salune about it while I handle the rest of this?
20:32:23:1020:32:32:12Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re right i should probably go pray about this you’re Right I definitely have I have some things to confess. Yeah, okay. All right.
20:32:25:2620:32:27:13Dave [Xeros]Okay, yeah. Well go over
20:32:28:1420:32:36:20Dave [Xeros]and…the grove of roots? Yep. Alright. I’m going to quickly try to take care of every other one
20:32:35:1420:32:46:19Brin [GM]out okay there’s 30 prisoners are knocked out took care of all of them you’re on your knees and the roots um you’re feeling a lot
20:32:43:1420:32:45:02Dave [Xeros]that…how you doing there Fowclaw?
20:32:46:1920:32:57:14Brin [GM]better since you got that off your feathers you know you’re doing good okay perdona is now more
20:32:48:2020:32:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Woo!
20:32:50:0820:32:50:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
20:32:53:1720:32:54:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Feathery chest.
20:33:01:1420:33:06:11Dave [Xeros]Hey! How you feeling? Do you want me to break the dish?
20:33:06:1920:33:07:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Pertona!
20:33:08:1520:33:09:13Dave [Xeros]Don’t break the
20:33:09:1020:33:09:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Neal! Pow!
20:33:10:2620:33:11:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Neal?
20:33:11:2920:33:19:10Brin [GM]sure that all of this stays in these bottles okay all of my
20:33:17:0620:33:21:20Dave [Xeros]of the okay where’s the bottles at?
20:33:21:2820:33:27:11Brin [GM]they’re underneath me underneath it’s like a collection you know what I’m saying remember
20:33:26:1720:33:38:01Dave [Xeros]oh yeah we all know about collection plates we’re good you’re
20:33:29:0920:33:35:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Can’t we put it back into your veins?
20:33:38:0120:33:44:29Dave [Xeros]still praying stay praying like you’ve done some really terrible things he was spanning yep
20:33:39:0420:33:46:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yes. I’m sorry. I’m sure you’re going to do that. Yes. Yes. I forgot to mention that one message about the joke.
20:33:48:0220:33:48:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
20:33:50:1420:33:53:28Dave [Xeros]you better pray about all of them because i’m going to double check your work after this
20:33:54:0620:33:55:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:33:55:2420:33:57:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not writing them down.
20:33:58:2920:34:03:07Dave [Xeros]um yeah sure i can lift it i gotta find out what i can do to lift her
20:34:06:1320:34:18:01Dave [Xeros]Ooh, I am going to in the area underneath her. I’m gonna do create or destroy water and I’m just gonna try to create water
20:34:18:0120:34:20:29Dave [Xeros]that presses the dish up a little bit higher.
20:34:21:0220:34:22:19Brin [GM]Jordana loves water it’s great
20:34:22:1720:34:26:14Dave [Xeros]I know it’s like its and it’s gonna be clean water because it’s magical
20:34:26:0720:34:28:11Brin [GM]as soon as it touches her skin it will be
20:34:28:2220:34:35:01Dave [Xeros]all right yes exactly this feels really weird
20:34:31:2220:34:32:09Brin [GM]okay
20:34:35:0120:34:48:17Dave [Xeros]i don’t want to think this way about goddess is it
20:34:35:2820:34:47:13Brin [GM]it’s like a beautiful silver tub and starts filling with water She slowly, all of these needles come out Of her back and legs and wherever they were at
20:34:48:1720:34:57:08Dave [Xeros]all right if i like i take those needles by chance why not it’s like i mean i could we could sweet
20:34:50:2920:34:52:09Brin [GM]Absolutely not
20:34:56:2420:34:59:27Chris [TBD]the mercury was a needle sort of thing
20:34:57:0820:35:08:28Dave [Xeros]yeah i think it was poking her and that was her blood i’m just saying i could i could
20:35:01:2520:35:02:18Brin [GM]it from her
20:35:01:2920:35:05:02Chris [TBD]Oh it’s an actual object I’m just saying
20:35:05:1920:35:08:13Brin [GM]It was basically like Hundreds of IVs in her
20:35:08:2820:35:19:26Dave [Xeros]resell those really easy in the commons you know maybe make some tithing back just just saying I’m trying
20:35:17:1020:35:18:05Brin [GM]is so
20:35:19:2620:35:21:09Dave [Xeros]to do good by doing
20:35:22:2520:35:27:22Steve [Nortle]less good do good by doing a little less good to make more good
20:35:27:0620:35:38:11Dave [Xeros]you know what? Every single one of those people that are addicted to purple filth they will praise my name that I gave them a hyperdermic needle to inject the purple filst
20:35:39:0420:35:42:03Dave [Xeros]and it’s probably clean. You’re like the goddess of
20:35:41:1420:35:44:00Chris [TBD]It sounds like what Canada does.
20:35:43:2820:35:44:11Dave [Xeros]purity.
20:35:46:2820:35:57:20Steve [Nortle]she is the canada of gods i feel
20:35:50:1720:35:57:23Brin [GM]you to kneel down oh it’s gonna have
20:35:51:2220:35:53:19Dave [Xeros]Okay, I knew that. Let’s just try to slide
20:35:56:1120:35:57:08Jesse [Foulclaw]against a god
20:35:57:2020:36:07:23Steve [Nortle]like she that’d be a disadvantage right because goddess should be how do you have how many of those slots do you
20:36:01:2020:36:05:03Dave [Xeros]can’t touch myself and I’m going to give myself bodhic inspiration
20:36:04:0920:36:06:10Chris [TBD]did you see him do that
20:36:07:2320:36:15:10Steve [Nortle]have left just too so as a i
20:36:08:2920:36:10:15Brin [GM]have a sheet for Perdonia.
20:36:12:2820:36:17:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I feel like the difficulty level has to rise because she’s a god.
20:36:15:1020:36:28:07Steve [Nortle]mean so like so that
20:36:16:2120:36:17:24Chris [TBD]no higher
20:36:18:0520:36:25:22Dave [Xeros]no, 17 she already spoke she has spoken too
20:36:22:0120:36:27:13Chris [TBD]like for a god it would be in the high 20s or low 30s
20:36:25:2220:36:32:27Dave [Xeros]late and she’s not a god she is a lesser deity let’s do
20:36:28:2020:36:29:09Chris [TBD]Got us.
20:36:29:2520:36:34:04Brin [GM]Yeah, she has a little G.
20:36:31:0720:36:32:19Chris [TBD]Okay, all right, all yeah.
20:36:32:2720:36:40:10Dave [Xeros]this uh that would be a 19 plus 6 plus 6 at
20:36:40:1020:36:47:16Dave [Xeros]disadvantage i thought i was no oh at disadvantage
20:36:40:1420:36:40:28Brin [GM]Okay.
20:36:41:0520:36:41:25Steve [Nortle]at disadvantage
20:36:44:1720:36:47:06Chris [TBD]No, no, that disadvantage, yes. She did say disadvantage.
20:36:47:1620:36:57:24Dave [Xeros]all right i will roll one uh that’s a 12 plus six plus six what
20:36:54:0520:37:00:14Brin [GM]How do you… Did I do that? I did that, didn’t I? The six plus the six.
20:36:57:2420:37:06:05Dave [Xeros]no no no that’s just my slide at hand. I have a plus six to slide at hand, and then I did Bardic Inspiration which I rolled the six for.
20:37:05:2820:37:08:02Brin [GM]Will use sleight of hand one of those die?
20:37:08:2520:37:10:10Dave [Xeros]What? Nope, nope, nope.
20:37:10:2220:37:12:02Brin [GM]All right. No, that’s fine.
20:37:11:1220:37:13:02Jesse [Foulclaw]You take his die away
20:37:12:1620:37:17:17Dave [Xeros]Okay, I’m going to take that and I want to investigate this quill and find out what it is.
20:37:14:0120:37:19:23Steve [Nortle]you mean needle
20:37:19:2220:37:20:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah, the needle.
20:37:20:1720:37:30:01Brin [GM]So it’s just, it is metal. Definitely manufactured. It’s definitely
20:37:27:1620:37:28:22Dave [Xeros]It’s metal TBD.
20:37:30:1920:37:35:24Brin [GM]manufactured by Astaroth but you notice that it has flecks of platinum in it.
20:37:36:1520:37:45:18Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh, I am going to be rich. I already am rich. I don’t need to worry about that as long as you have Aros’ pants.
20:37:40:0920:37:41:23Chris [TBD]Money is meaningless.
20:37:42:2620:37:43:23Brin [GM]it is meaningless.
20:37:47:2720:37:52:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to waddle over To Eros on my knees
20:37:51:2420:37:54:11Dave [Xeros]I’ll pocket that. Okay, Hayes.
20:37:53:2220:37:56:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros are you Are you taking stuff?
20:37:55:1120:37:59:26Brin [GM]you just take the needle or did you take the vial with it too?
20:38:00:1220:38:08:06Dave [Xeros]Whatever it’s attached to. yeah so a little bit of the mercury blood was in it that’s why i was going to go sell it on
20:38:08:0620:38:17:05Dave [Xeros]at the commons it’s like as an injectable i’m gonna put in my pants can i find out if
20:38:11:2320:38:12:04Brin [GM]gosh
20:38:13:1320:38:14:22Brin [GM]you’re gonna kill a lot of people.
20:38:17:0520:38:20:16Dave [Xeros]actually accidentally pokes me and shoots me full of that blood
20:38:24:0720:38:27:15Brin [GM]It’s the cleanest poke in your thigh
20:38:26:0120:38:30:05Dave [Xeros]yeah but like if the blood if the mercury flood goes into me what happens then
20:38:31:2620:38:39:22Brin [GM]I mean is it side if that thing is like tipping a certain direction so that it can pour out.
20:38:40:0020:38:49:16Dave [Xeros]well i shoved it in needle first no i was just sliding it in my pockets and it’s
20:38:44:0320:38:46:20Jesse [Foulclaw]has a syringe And he’s just wanting to stab himself
20:38:49:1120:38:55:13Brin [GM]injecting yourself with this I’m gonna say there’s a stopper on
20:38:49:1620:39:00:02Dave [Xeros]like poke well i am just trying to if i accidentally poked myself you like while it’s all coming out
20:39:00:0220:39:06:24Dave [Xeros]of you put a stopper on every single one of them i think we can go around and round like this forever
20:39:06:2420:39:15:13Dave [Xeros]okay fine fine i just i pocketed i got one all right you okay deal deal it’s like my
20:39:12:1320:39:12:16Steve [Nortle]Here.
20:39:15:1720:39:24:00Jesse [Foulclaw]great perdona what would you have us do i’m done confessing i feel like i’m worthy to speak
20:39:24:2920:39:34:03Dave [Xeros]confess to perdona or just salune well or
20:39:28:2120:39:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw]confessed a saloon, eh? I’ll go back
20:39:33:0320:39:33:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:39:33:1920:39:34:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh
20:39:36:1920:39:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Perdona, I wrote some dirty messages to my girlfriend and I’m really sorry I know like the impurity I’ll tell you exactly what
20:39:41:1520:39:42:15Dave [Xeros]not chaste
20:39:42:1520:39:53:25Dave [Xeros]it wasn’t pure his girlfriend’s a callous dog you heard
20:39:42:2920:39:50:00Brin [GM]please stop you don’t need to tell me whatever whatever salune hears i also hear
20:39:46:2420:39:53:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I talked about using my beak for things that
20:39:53:0020:39:58:07Chris [TBD]She wishes she hadn’t.
20:39:53:2520:39:59:02Dave [Xeros]all of this can can you can you just like
20:39:59:0220:40:07:01Dave [Xeros]relate it to me i just no it wouldn’t that would be me helping a friend that is doing impure things
20:40:07:0120:40:18:04Dave [Xeros]to become pure like he is he is my companion and i need to help him me
20:40:13:1620:40:24:17Brin [GM]the palm of her hand on your forehead you eros i need you to make a wisdom saving
20:40:27:0920:40:38:26Dave [Xeros]21 come on i can do this no i can’t yes
20:40:38:2620:40:48:28Dave [Xeros]i can just barely she has
20:40:39:2820:40:47:18Brin [GM]a minute is she’s charming him is it wisdom
20:40:48:2820:40:56:05Dave [Xeros]to oh up a 21 all right please let this
20:40:56:0320:40:57:05Chris [TBD]Any time now.
20:40:56:0520:41:08:22Dave [Xeros]be a 20. please let us be a20 damn it 12 oh she’s
20:41:02:0520:41:07:15Brin [GM]next 15 minutes you can only speak purity okay
20:41:08:2220:41:10:14Dave [Xeros]like casting the lying liar on you
20:41:11:2020:41:21:19Brin [GM]only pure thoughts only pure words you are charmed for 15 minutes you’re forgiven
20:41:12:0220:41:12:20Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:41:14:1420:41:16:02Dave [Xeros]Only pure thoughts, okay.
20:41:17:2920:41:18:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, all right.
20:41:21:1920:41:32:27Brin [GM]you’ve tasted of my blood and all you are as worthy as a godly vessel
20:41:29:0820:41:36:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I get some sort of celestial power?
20:41:32:2720:41:33:29Brin [GM]no
20:41:35:1020:41:45:19Steve [Nortle]get well uh paperwork
20:41:37:2920:41:44:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, okay. Well, what…
20:41:38:2420:41:41:02Brin [GM]Only if you’re selected, and that takes a long time.
20:41:41:2920:41:43:01Chris [TBD]That’s a waiting period.
20:41:44:0220:41:47:20Dave [Xeros]There is that short waiting period while they’re pulling your credits.
20:41:47:2420:41:47:29Chris [TBD]Yeah.
20:41:49:1820:41:53:11Brin [GM]A couple millennia is how long that would take.
20:41:50:1620:41:58:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I can wait. I can make it. I will be patient in my suffering.
20:42:00:0720:42:02:00Dave [Xeros]I heard, I heard
20:42:01:1920:42:09:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Perjona, what would you like us to do? Do you want us to do anything else here before we…
20:42:09:1620:42:20:26Brin [GM]hear that? And above you, you hear thunderous footsteps. It is so loud. There’s got to be… You can’t…
20:42:20:2620:42:28:08Brin [GM]It’s shaking the ground, dirt’s falling, roots are becoming loose. Okay?
20:42:28:1620:42:33:25Brin [GM]And you hear the footsteps that are starting to come down the tunnels as well. Okay?
20:42:33:0920:42:35:13Dave [Xeros]they’re coming to be converted my friend.
20:42:36:0820:42:36:21Jesse [Foulclaw]what’s happening.
20:42:37:0520:42:42:24Brin [GM]The entire cavern quickly fills with Mergonian soldiers.
20:42:39:0520:42:40:21Dave [Xeros]They’re running to chastity.
20:42:43:1320:42:50:16Chris [TBD]oh they have legs but they’re
20:42:44:0420:42:56:03Brin [GM]Okay? and out the one tunnel where Nordal, yes. Where Nordal Basil and TBD went down you guys are being escorted back to the cavern
20:42:48:0720:42:49:11Dave [Xeros]You know, we’ve always had legs.
20:42:50:1620:43:00:19Chris [TBD]mermaids we got caught off camera
20:42:58:1920:43:00:20Dave [Xeros]Oh man, it was off camera.
20:43:00:1320:43:04:05Brin [GM]but here’s the thing though. You’re not being held
20:43:00:1920:43:05:28Chris [TBD]what an adventure we had too you wouldn’t even believe what happened yeah
20:43:04:0620:43:07:05Steve [Nortle]It was crazy. I couldn’t believe the backflips.
20:43:07:1520:43:09:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:43:09:0920:43:15:10Steve [Nortle]I didn’t know you had it in you, but then you did! That makes sense.
20:43:10:1820:43:14:08Chris [TBD]i know a lot of stage diving prepped me for it
20:43:16:0520:43:27:22Brin [GM]you’re not in any You’re not being forced You came willingly Okay? And with you, with you is Mara. Okay?
20:43:19:2320:43:21:29Chris [TBD]yeah okay
20:43:22:2220:43:42:26Dave [Xeros]apparently everyone’s just being charmed so like yeah
20:43:27:2620:43:31:11Brin [GM]You’ve spoken with her You all enter the cavern
20:43:33:2020:43:41:10Brin [GM]Mara is in awe staring at Fredona They 100% have like a connection
20:43:42:2620:43:54:26Dave [Xeros]there’s a connection here a chaste connection i feel like they want to be really good friends not lovers
20:43:48:1120:43:52:03Brin [GM]is the greatest charm I’ve ever charmed and all of my charms
20:43:53:1020:43:55:03Chris [TBD]he’ll figure out a way to twist it
20:43:57:1220:43:59:29Brin [GM]okay and Mara
20:44:01:2520:44:09:27Brin [GM]says I have a few gifts for you because you all helped my
20:44:12:0920:44:18:22Chris [TBD]music supposed to be intensely because I feel like we’re in trouble you get gold
20:44:15:0320:44:26:13Dave [Xeros]me too i was like she’s like you get gold frankincense and death and murder that
20:44:15:1520:44:16:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:44:20:2820:44:22:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:44:22:2720:44:23:25Steve [Nortle]And murder!
20:44:26:1320:44:36:29Dave [Xeros]was way better okay yep all right steve oh we got that one bam we smashed the dm check that
20:44:26:2120:44:27:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:44:27:0220:44:28:14Brin [GM]of this song is
20:44:28:0820:44:29:17Steve [Nortle]Workshopping. We got workshopping.
20:44:32:0320:44:33:10Steve [Nortle]Right in front of the camera.
20:44:33:2220:44:34:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:44:36:2920:44:44:01Dave [Xeros]out boom frankincense and murder
20:44:37:1420:44:43:03Chris [TBD]You can leave it. It’s fine.
20:44:48:0620:44:49:18Steve [Nortle]Sounds like a horror…
20:44:50:2120:44:51:12Chris [TBD]From the 80s.
20:44:51:2120:44:58:20Dave [Xeros]it’s like a slasher movie this christmas enjoy gold frankincens and murder
20:44:58:2820:45:00:02Chris [TBD]Triple X.
20:45:00:1320:45:04:09Brin [GM]it for a second. No I still don’t like this one let me try the different one
20:45:07:0420:45:14:21Brin [GM]let’s try this one. I like it I like
20:45:15:2120:45:19:11Dave [Xeros]i feel like this song is the definition of white
20:45:21:1720:45:22:09Chris [TBD]Beautiful.
20:45:22:0620:45:25:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Who are you? I’m starting to get suspicious of Eros.
20:45:27:0520:45:31:06Chris [TBD]he’s charmed you should be suspicious he is totally charmed
20:45:28:1820:45:29:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:45:31:2220:45:32:20Brin [GM]The Greatest Charm
20:45:32:0820:45:35:20Steve [Nortle]Keep trying to say something and then you’re like, beautiful.
20:45:35:2020:45:37:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:45:35:2920:45:37:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:45:36:2620:45:46:29Dave [Xeros]This is the thing. My metacognition right now is just dirty, and then I have to come to the clean thought, which is basically just the reverse of whatever I was thinking.
20:45:46:1020:45:51:29Jesse [Foulclaw]She played an Uno reverse on ya.
20:45:48:1620:45:50:14Dave [Xeros]It’s tough. It’s hard.
20:45:49:1620:45:58:10Brin [GM]it’s awesome okay mara says i am here to bring you gifts for what you did
20:45:58:1020:46:06:29Brin [GM]my mother restoring her memory and you see mergonian soldiers come down this tunnel
20:46:06:2920:46:15:04Brin [GM]and they are escorting a certain person and they place Astaroth on her knees
20:46:13:1620:46:14:10Chris [TBD]oh
20:46:16:0320:46:22:29Chris [TBD]hey it’s hot are you seeing this arrows this is incredible
20:46:20:0320:46:20:19Dave [Xeros]Astaroth?
20:46:22:0120:46:25:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Perdona, can you touch his head as well? Perdona?
20:46:24:2820:46:31:16Brin [GM]Perdona places the palm of her hand on TBD’s filthy forehead just kidding
20:46:25:1220:46:26:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:46:25:1220:46:26:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:46:29:0720:46:29:22Dave [Xeros]Astarath.
20:46:31:0220:46:31:26Steve [Nortle]I’m just
20:46:33:1820:46:38:26Steve [Nortle]standing with my stick chops, and just staring straight at Asroth’s throat.
20:46:39:2420:46:47:17Brin [GM]Mara specifically looking at you says do with her what you will
20:46:47:2120:46:51:18Steve [Nortle]Okie dokie! Nope. That means punching.
20:46:48:2220:46:50:10Dave [Xeros]Wait! Wait.
20:46:52:2920:46:56:08Steve [Nortle]Out of the way. Move. No, nope, nope.
20:46:55:2420:46:59:29Dave [Xeros]No, no, no because you’re just going to kill him. Can we roll to see who goes first?
20:46:57:1920:47:04:13Steve [Nortle]Yep, yep, yep. Nope, nope plus four on initiative I got plus four
20:47:03:2520:47:06:05Dave [Xeros]Okay fine I got a plus four as an initiative too.
20:47:05:1420:47:07:09Brin [GM]This is a clean crisp
20:47:07:1420:47:12:16Steve [Nortle]dirty 20 no you did it
20:47:10:0120:47:13:25Dave [Xeros]I got A 21 I did 17 plus 4
20:47:15:1620:47:17:07Steve [Nortle]That’s a dirty 20 again.
20:47:19:0820:47:25:18Steve [Nortle]All right, so I’m running towards Astaroth’s head and just…
20:47:23:2720:47:27:09Dave [Xeros]I know I’m going to slide right in front of it
20:47:24:1420:47:25:05Chris [TBD]it he wants this
20:47:27:0820:47:28:21Steve [Nortle]Out of the way, Peck!
20:47:29:0820:47:29:19Chris [TBD]have it
20:47:29:2820:47:30:19Dave [Xeros]And then
20:47:32:1920:47:37:02Dave [Xeros]You can stab her right through me Just do it She’s the one that, like, made me do this.
20:47:37:0620:47:40:00Chris [TBD]Oh you’re charmed That’s right
20:47:40:0520:47:42:15Steve [Nortle]No, you’re in my way. Move.
20:47:41:0620:47:44:16Dave [Xeros]I know if you’re going to kill her, You’ve got to kill me.
20:47:44:1620:47:46:05Steve [Nortle]No, that doesn’t make any sense.
20:47:46:0320:47:47:26Brin [GM]Hold on now
20:47:50:0420:47:56:03Brin [GM]You’re purity, pure thoughts, all the things. Astaroth is the opposite. She needs to go.
20:47:51:1620:47:51:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah?
20:47:56:0520:47:59:10Dave [Xeros]Everyone can be reformed.
20:47:56:1320:48:05:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m pretty sure Perdona’s… hold on perdona’s perdona will sounds like astrof needs to go and he’s basically under Perdonas’ will.
20:47:56:2820:48:01:12Steve [Nortle]Hey, hey, Eros, look at me. Look at me, look as well.
20:48:02:2820:48:05:15Dave [Xeros]Everyone can Be reformed
20:48:05:1120:48:08:22Steve [Nortle]Yes, she can, in the throat with my stick chops.
20:48:08:2520:48:13:17Brin [GM]At this point Astarath is no longer human.
20:48:09:1420:48:12:06Dave [Xeros]Astaroth What happened with you and your dad?
20:48:16:1120:48:19:08Brin [GM]He abandoned me. He had so many germs.
20:48:19:0120:48:20:19Chris [TBD]She’s got daddy issues.
20:48:20:2720:48:25:07Dave [Xeros]See Sometimes our greatest faults Come from our greatest hurts
20:48:27:1020:48:31:00Steve [Nortle]was really beautiful and it will be your fault if I don’t do this
20:48:31:0020:48:58:20Steve [Nortle]I still
20:48:34:0520:48:35:11Brin [GM]This black oil
20:48:38:0820:48:38:24Dave [Xeros]Purge
20:48:38:2920:48:40:11Brin [GM]All over
20:48:40:1420:48:43:04Dave [Xeros]Purge, I bless you with bulimia.
20:48:44:0120:48:44:18Chris [TBD]Bulimia?
20:48:44:2020:48:48:04Brin [GM]and mechanical stuff is what the hell
20:48:46:2620:48:48:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:48:47:2420:48:48:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:48:49:1420:48:50:22Dave [Xeros]That’s a chaste thought.
20:48:50:2220:48:51:12Chris [TBD]It’s very oily.
20:48:51:1520:48:52:17Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s another…
20:48:52:1320:48:55:00Brin [GM]slightly malfunctioning she’s not looking good
20:48:55:0620:49:02:07Chris [TBD]Tibidi is freaking out. This is like the most metal thing he’s ever seen. This is just freaking… Two! Yes!
20:48:58:2020:49:29:26Steve [Nortle]want
20:48:58:2120:48:59:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:48:59:2920:49:00:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:49:03:1920:49:04:17Chris [TBD]That’s awesome!
20:49:04:0220:49:07:04Brin [GM]at you in a little bit of leather squeaks
20:49:07:2520:49:09:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:49:10:2020:49:11:25Dave [Xeros]TBD, remember your wife?
20:49:11:1320:49:15:23Chris [TBD]He gets to chill. My wife’s been dead for a long time.
20:49:16:0820:49:22:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I know. Would she like the fact that you’re rolling out this whole idea of daddy loves leather?
20:49:25:2620:49:27:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I get to go next?
20:49:27:0020:49:29:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:49:29:2620:49:30:21Steve [Nortle]to punch this lady
20:49:30:2920:49:32:10Dave [Xeros]I thought you already did!
20:49:32:2420:49:40:19Steve [Nortle]I didn’t roll to see if I punched is that why she started puking because I punched her in the throat Oh, okay. Sweet. Sweet!
20:49:34:0320:49:35:23Dave [Xeros]Okay, roll it, go for it.
20:49:43:0920:49:49:02Brin [GM]good night no she doesn’t but it’s close
20:49:44:2820:49:46:29Dave [Xeros]She only has one hit point left.
20:49:49:1120:49:50:13Dave [Xeros]Two hit points left.
20:49:50:1320:49:52:29Brin [GM]it’s like a 1-5
20:49:54:1320:49:55:02Steve [Nortle]14.
20:49:57:1720:50:01:01Brin [GM]okay so probably the next hit will
20:50:00:2520:50:06:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I take the blade that I borrowed slash didn’t borrow
20:50:05:1420:50:12:23Dave [Xeros]What are you doing? You just got done praying, my friend.
20:50:10:0220:50:10:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna
20:50:14:1420:50:15:09Brin [GM]so it cuts to him
20:50:15:2220:50:16:15Steve [Nortle]Oh, right.
20:50:18:0320:50:22:20Jesse [Foulclaw]cut through the machinery like in her neck like her mask and stuff
20:50:23:2920:50:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw]with the moon-touch rapier and try and kill her
20:50:28:0620:50:37:20Brin [GM]and as that moon touched blade hits her right in those
20:50:40:0220:50:49:23Brin [GM]mechanical neck yeah wait her uh her a giant jugular tubing okay it
20:50:41:0020:50:41:15Chris [TBD]gears
20:50:46:0720:50:46:21Chris [TBD]tubing
20:50:49:2320:50:55:12Brin [GM]cuts it there’s a spark and Astaroth falls to the ground
20:50:55:2920:51:06:08Brin [GM]black oil spilling out everywhere and none of her machinery seems to be turning anymore
20:50:58:1320:51:00:21Dave [Xeros]I crumple to my knees and start
20:51:09:1820:51:12:05Steve [Nortle]That’s right. Nice spit on her neck.
20:51:14:1120:51:14:25Jesse [Foulclaw]germs
20:51:16:0720:51:24:09Steve [Nortle]That would make her jealous.
20:51:17:0720:51:19:25Brin [GM]strange, a little but somber Okay?
20:51:20:0420:51:22:02Dave [Xeros]she surrounded my murder hobos.
20:51:22:1320:51:22:25Brin [GM]Okay.
20:51:25:0320:51:35:23Brin [GM]Mara walks forward and she’s carrying something that looks like an egg. It’s similar, it looks exactly the egg that she hatched from
20:51:35:2320:51:46:22Brin [GM]And she has put all the pieces back together And she hands it to you And she goes this will allow you This will give you the gift
20:51:46:2220:51:52:15Brin [GM]To clone or resurrect one person That has passed away
20:51:53:2520:51:56:15Brin [GM]But it will bring them back.
20:51:57:1820:52:07:29Brin [GM]But it’s not an identical, no, it is a clone of them basically, okay? It just requires…
20:52:04:0420:52:06:04Chris [TBD]TBD is going to run and try to grab that egg
20:52:07:2920:52:09:19Brin [GM]Okay, go ahead and roll.
20:52:08:0820:52:11:01Dave [Xeros]I’m also going to try to grab said egg.
20:52:10:2320:52:11:25Steve [Nortle]So am I.
20:52:12:2720:52:18:26Jesse [Foulclaw]what are we stealing it from each other purity, purity chasteness
20:52:16:0920:52:19:02Chris [TBD]TBD has some motivations TBD has motivation
20:52:17:2320:52:18:15Brin [GM]Hold on!
20:52:19:1020:52:21:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:52:19:1020:52:21:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:52:19:2920:52:23:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:52:22:0620:52:24:27Steve [Nortle]It took to session eight before we finally broke her.
20:52:24:0820:52:26:10Dave [Xeros]We broke her. It happened!
20:52:26:0720:52:29:11Chris [TBD]I think that’s
20:52:27:0420:52:28:22Brin [GM]I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell.
20:52:29:1220:52:36:09Dave [Xeros]That’s our cliffhanger. She chastised us. She yelled at us.
20:52:31:0520:52:33:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:52:31:0520:52:33:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:52:31:0520:52:33:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:52:32:0220:52:36:08Chris [TBD]yelled at us
20:52:35:0520:52:38:01Steve [Nortle]That’s it, and in early tonight
20:52:37:2820:52:42:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah, hey! Next time on…
20:52:39:0420:52:42:11Jesse [Foulclaw]She killed all of us after that scream, actually.
20:52:40:2220:52:44:15Steve [Nortle]next time Brian continues to be the dean of
20:52:43:2020:52:46:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:52:43:2920:52:46:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:52:44:2720:52:50:15Jesse [Foulclaw]That was awesome.
20:52:45:0820:52:46:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:52:46:2420:52:53:14Brin [GM]and now you’re all brain aneurysms okay I apologize for screaming
20:52:48:1620:52:52:16Chris [TBD]That’s good Okay I failed to grab the egg unfortunately
20:52:53:1020:52:56:27Dave [Xeros]No, no. She brought the egg out. Me?
20:52:53:1120:53:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]that was awesome i think i probably am the most worthy according to perdona
20:52:56:2720:53:01:17Steve [Nortle]No modifiers?
20:53:01:0820:53:03:12Brin [GM]whoever rolls the highest
20:53:04:1720:53:19:29Steve [Nortle]Oh okay
20:53:04:1920:53:06:11Dave [Xeros]What if I bought a conspire?
20:53:06:0220:53:15:06Brin [GM]9 Rudy this is a straight -up roll off with all four of you three two
20:53:09:0520:53:17:29Jesse [Foulclaw]tissue loose well
20:53:13:1220:53:13:28Dave [Xeros]Fine.
20:53:15:2620:53:18:15Dave [Xeros]I was going to buy and consphire him but that’s fine.
20:53:17:2920:53:28:17Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay oh i got a seven again i don’t even really want it
20:53:19:2920:53:24:20Steve [Nortle]I slip
20:53:28:1820:53:29:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:53:30:2020:53:40:14Jesse [Foulclaw]this is a very holy number yeah i thought about taking
20:53:31:2020:53:36:14Dave [Xeros]You know, seven is actually a really religiously significant number.
20:53:32:1420:53:34:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:53:35:0020:53:36:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:53:41:1320:53:48:01Steve [Nortle]If you had If you had 2d6, if you have 2d7, you’d want to pick 7. That’s like the most likely number.
20:53:48:2820:53:52:06Chris [TBD]It is the most likely number. I got a 10, unfortunately.
20:53:49:1620:53:58:24Steve [Nortle]Son of a bitch.
20:53:53:0720:53:54:06Chris [TBD]Even he trips on his cake.
20:53:53:1520:53:56:29Brin [GM]what’d you get go ahead say the number
20:53:56:1920:53:57:07Dave [Xeros]17
20:53:59:2920:54:00:29Steve [Nortle]How does this happen?
20:54:02:0420:54:04:11Steve [Nortle]How do you always become the god of love and lust?
20:54:03:2120:54:05:16Chris [TBD]He’s holy right now
20:54:06:1220:54:15:08Brin [GM]no we’re gonna lose it in your freaking pants cursed pantalones
20:54:06:2520:54:08:01Chris [TBD]He’s pure right now.
20:54:07:1320:54:18:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah no I was just gonna we We are going to give Astaroth life to see if she’ll repent
20:54:15:0820:54:23:15Brin [GM]if you do that i will walk out of this room
20:54:16:1020:54:25:13Jesse [Foulclaw]okay you
20:54:20:0920:54:24:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:54:22:2620:54:25:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:54:23:0520:54:24:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:54:23:0920:54:27:23Chris [TBD]I won’t
20:54:25:1320:54:32:10Jesse [Foulclaw]you have so so you’re you’re perdona and you have control over him so like you can just say
20:54:27:0720:54:28:08Dave [Xeros]I won’t
20:54:30:0620:54:30:21Steve [Nortle]so
20:54:31:1220:54:37:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah you yeah I mean you let me collect my egg
20:54:32:1420:54:33:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:54:33:2320:54:34:02Brin [GM]is gonna
20:54:35:1020:54:36:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:54:39:1920:54:52:20Dave [Xeros]I will collect this egg in
20:54:40:1420:54:41:14Steve [Nortle]purist of language
20:54:41:2220:54:43:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:54:43:1120:54:46:25Chris [TBD]Did you mean full, unlawful, carnal knowledge when you said that?
20:54:44:1820:54:48:15Jesse [Foulclaw]she didn’t use those words but that was the message that was sent
20:54:44:2820:54:45:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:54:48:2020:54:50:06Brin [GM]that was conveyed through the spirit.
20:54:50:0220:54:52:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:54:52:2020:54:55:19Dave [Xeros]your honor because it is probably the most pure thing that we can collect.
20:54:57:1820:55:00:24Brin [GM]pass it to Basil
20:55:00:2220:55:09:02Dave [Xeros]I’m going to fight this one, so I have to make a save, right?
20:55:04:1120:55:05:00Brin [GM]Charmness
20:55:09:0220:55:16:03Dave [Xeros]Okay. I am going to touch myself for this one and see if I
20:55:09:1420:55:10:08Steve [Nortle]21 I think
20:55:11:1920:55:12:09Brin [GM]Wisdom
20:55:15:1420:55:21:28Jesse [Foulclaw]would you do that when you’re chaste and pure? Would you touch yourself would that happen right now
20:55:19:1020:55:20:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:55:22:1420:55:29:06Dave [Xeros]I have on my gloves, I’m going to touch my shoulder with the most perfect shoulder touch
20:55:22:2520:55:23:28Steve [Nortle]That’s a very…
20:55:25:0320:55:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just curious okay all right
20:55:29:0620:55:35:28Dave [Xeros]ever. Yeah. Pure criminal.
20:55:31:0220:55:33:29Brin [GM]That’s the caress of the pure criminal
20:55:37:1620:55:40:08Dave [Xeros]I think that 100% describes me right now.
20:55:42:1020:55:43:12Chris [TBD]Not a smooth criminal.
20:55:46:2620:55:51:26Dave [Xeros]That is a 15 plus 4, 20, 19
20:55:50:2720:55:51:29Chris [TBD]That’s 19.
20:55:51:1220:55:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]19
20:55:52:2620:55:55:18Brin [GM]Almost You’re going to hand the egg to Basil
20:55:57:2620:56:09:01Dave [Xeros]feel that I’ve been hoodwinked but that’s fine steal my prize oh great perdona she’s
20:56:03:1120:56:04:20Brin [GM]is trying to grab it
20:56:07:2620:56:09:28Chris [TBD]and falls, and we’re done.
20:56:08:2020:56:33:19Steve [Nortle]I can
20:56:09:0120:56:15:22Dave [Xeros]like you have no dexterity so please uh you have to make
20:56:15:2220:56:26:01Dave [Xeros]you you have a sleight of hand or something like something dexterty based yeah
20:56:19:2420:56:22:17Brin [GM]she’s um gonna put it in her
20:56:26:0120:56:29:11Dave [Xeros]mine’s not
20:56:28:2220:56:31:21Jesse [Foulclaw]is the egg like as big as basil she like
20:56:33:1920:56:41:26Steve [Nortle]see the beginning of a whole new tradition here. Hold on a second, guys. You’ve got to wrap it with an egg! This can meet something!
20:56:40:2520:56:45:08Jesse [Foulclaw]did someone paint that egg did someone
20:56:42:1720:56:53:11Chris [TBD]was this the whole purpose is this it’s amazing oh my gosh
20:56:46:0620:56:48:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:56:46:0920:56:51:08Dave [Xeros]and all of a sudden basil’s finger goes up and is like it has risen
20:56:49:2220:56:50:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:56:54:0620:56:55:07Steve [Nortle]Purity! Purity.
20:56:56:1920:57:05:16Dave [Xeros]That was actually above the table That would never happen Praise Salunay and Padona
20:56:59:0920:57:00:03Brin [GM]Okay
20:57:02:0220:57:07:15Chris [TBD]basil basil basil wait what are you gonna do with that egg
20:57:02:0520:57:12:08Brin [GM]Alright So Basil wants to Talk to you guys About this for a second
20:57:13:0720:57:23:02Brin [GM]I want to Resurrect Millie Is anyone else Is everyone else okay with this?
20:57:23:1320:57:25:07Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I don’t even know who that is.
20:57:24:2120:57:30:12Dave [Xeros]Okay so can I step in from a chaste perspective here
20:57:26:2720:57:28:22Jesse [Foulclaw]that scary girl
20:57:28:0520:57:32:24Chris [TBD]She’s the daughter of the Castle Leary.
20:57:32:0720:57:34:26Dave [Xeros]I was going to have
20:57:34:0620:57:39:22Steve [Nortle]Whatever whatever that means I could wait too
20:57:39:0620:57:43:28Chris [TBD]You fully embraced The Dumbness Is that what was it?
20:57:44:0820:57:53:04Dave [Xeros]I was Going to Have her body taken
20:57:48:0220:57:49:14Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of scary I don’t know
20:57:53:0420:58:00:13Dave [Xeros]to Idios, to one of the best sorcerers in the country and have her resurrected by me paying
20:58:00:1320:58:05:29Dave [Xeros]for it. Now this is the only thing I’d like to say, is that if I pay for her resurrection
20:58:06:1520:58:13:13Dave [Xeros]then we have a built-in resurrection in our pockets. Probably a little bit better for us
20:58:13:1320:58:19:01Dave [Xeros]to have a build-in reservation in our pocket versus giving it to Millie. It’s really only
20:58:23:1420:58:31:20Dave [Xeros]hundreds of years on us, so they’ll probably do a better resurrection. I don’t want to come out slow or not know math or speak Chinese.
20:58:39:0820:58:43:11Steve [Nortle]the sound of a merchant cart coming along What’d he say?
20:58:43:1820:58:45:17Dave [Xeros]I don’T want it to have too big toes.
20:58:45:1320:58:46:16Brin [GM]about my picture?
20:58:47:0620:58:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I can actually kind of
20:58:51:1120:58:52:01Dave [Xeros]Praise Salune.
20:58:54:1120:59:04:29Chris [TBD]if you is there any what’s the statute of libertations on this thing
20:58:54:1820:59:00:20Jesse [Foulclaw]back in. I can support that the sorcerers and idiots they can help me
20:59:03:1720:59:08:20Dave [Xeros]It’s a resurrection spell. If you want to read…
20:59:06:1820:59:10:27Chris [TBD]how long how long dead have they had to have been?
20:59:09:0220:59:14:01Brin [GM]Where yeah where do you got to put Millie’s body before how long?
20:59:13:2320:59:23:15Steve [Nortle]She can go into the bag of holding for eight hours at a time.
20:59:14:0820:59:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]oh or yeah and we can put her in a domcon suit and she’ll be preserved right for eight hours
20:59:15:1220:59:19:04Chris [TBD]How long can someone be dead before the resurrection spell works?
20:59:19:2120:59:24:16Dave [Xeros]Totally! Totally! We can fill the Dom-Com suit with embalming oil
20:59:23:1120:59:29:02Chris [TBD]embalming oil. Does it resurrect them as a little kid and they have to grow old again?
20:59:29:1420:59:33:09Brin [GM]No, so it’s not an exact it’s a clone of that person
20:59:33:2020:59:44:16Chris [TBD]Do they have their memories, do they have their stuff? Or you have to have the finger and the thumb?
20:59:35:1720:59:42:08Brin [GM]have to remove this finger and this thumb and place it in the egg and then it will make a clone of that person
20:59:44:1420:59:46:07Brin [GM]of the person that you want to clone
20:59:45:2520:59:57:03Chris [TBD]Can there be a skeleton? Actually I don’t even know where her body is so I don’T even know. Look Basil, if you give that egg to me I might
20:59:50:0120:59:52:08Brin [GM]as long as it’s the pointer finger and the thumb
20:59:57:2421:00:03:01Chris [TBD]have a chance to leave this hell and finally be forgiven and redeemed
21:00:06:1821:00:10:09Brin [GM]TBD are you okay? Did Perdonut touch your forehead?
21:00:07:0621:00:07:21Dave [Xeros]to a vote.
21:00:12:1721:00:16:22Chris [TBD]something from my past but I might be able to see her again
21:00:18:0521:00:20:03Brin [GM]Do we need to give TBD this egg?
21:00:20:2321:00:24:15Chris [TBD]because of what Dave has planned for his campaign
21:00:25:1321:00:29:25Jesse [Foulclaw]i think we should hold on to it I think there’s probably another.
21:00:27:2121:00:30:27Dave [Xeros]I think you can use it at some point.
21:00:28:0721:00:33:18Brin [GM]Okay if you think If you think that if you can actually resurrect
21:00:34:2221:00:45:19Dave [Xeros]It is a 7th level spell casting time is 1 hour be a touch, the school of necromancy touch a dead creature that has been dead no more than a century
21:00:43:2221:00:48:23Chris [TBD]for more than a century. This is a clone though. This isn’t like the real Millie though
21:00:48:1121:00:50:14Dave [Xeros]No this is straight resurrection
21:00:49:2321:00:53:18Jesse [Foulclaw]So it won’t be your wife, though?
21:00:49:2421:00:51:03Chris [TBD]For resurrection
21:00:53:0521:00:54:13Chris [TBD]it wouldn’t be my wife
21:00:53:2821:00:56:26Dave [Xeros]So it has been dead for no more than a century.
21:00:55:2621:01:01:09Chris [TBD]That’s why I wonder if he liked the memories because TBD’s not going to know that unless he rolls really high in wisdom
21:01:02:0421:01:04:08Steve [Nortle]That’s true, because it was like a magical thing.
21:01:08:0121:01:12:10Brin [GM]That’s the only catch to the egg because it is a clone
21:01:12:1121:01:13:22Chris [TBD]Wait that would be
21:01:15:2721:01:17:05Brin [GM]but I mean
21:01:18:0121:01:19:07Steve [Nortle]guys Pet Sematary
21:01:18:2421:01:25:13Brin [GM]Yeah, you wouldn’t be able to like if you saw them If you didn’t know the person died and you saw them later on The clone
21:01:29:2321:01:40:25Chris [TBD]yeah i would know definitely okay i would know that it wouldn’t be i got a 15 so i would i would probably realize it’s not really her
21:01:32:1121:01:33:04Dave [Xeros]If what?
21:01:44:1521:01:50:01Jesse [Foulclaw]blade runner 2049 when they make another copy of his wife or girlfriend
21:01:49:0821:01:50:05Chris [TBD]heck yeah
21:01:49:2721:01:55:27Dave [Xeros]It’s making a Xerox of a Xerox. It just always comes out a little not defined at the edges.
21:01:56:2221:02:06:05Brin [GM]this is only one time though it’s pretty good with just one copy okay um
21:02:00:0321:02:02:25Dave [Xeros]All my 16-year-old friends from high school know this.
21:02:02:0821:02:25:16Chris [TBD]Do you know
21:02:06:0521:02:17:00Brin [GM]so we’ve excited we’re going to resurrect Millie with a spell and we’re gonna pocket the egg okay so this is Mara’s gift she looks at each of one of
21:02:17:0021:02:24:17Brin [GM]you thanks you and um and and basil um
21:02:20:0721:02:23:01Dave [Xeros]TBD, if you need someone resurrected I can pay for it.
21:02:25:1621:02:27:00Chris [TBD]where her body is? I don’t know.
21:02:27:0621:02:27:28Dave [Xeros]Do you?
21:02:28:1121:02:34:03Chris [TBD]I don t know where Her body is now I don d know Where I don n o I know she s dead I just don t Know Where
21:02:32:2821:02:40:26Dave [Xeros]Okay, can you do me a favor? Pray Selene. If you find her body, can you bring it to me?
21:02:37:2021:02:38:11Jesse [Foulclaw]praise
21:02:40:0021:02:41:07Steve [Nortle]We’re getting a raise?
21:02:40:2221:02:47:05Chris [TBD]Isn t there like A limitation though In how long They ve been dead A century Okay, all right. I’ll be able to look out.
21:02:43:1321:02:43:29Dave [Xeros]Sentry.
21:02:46:2421:02:57:16Steve [Nortle]Yeah I’m bored already Oh yeah
21:02:46:2921:02:53:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, that’s the wrong scroll. Don’t look at that one!
21:02:49:2921:02:54:10Brin [GM]awesome all right so basil’s still looking a
21:02:53:1721:02:54:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:02:53:2721:02:54:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:02:54:1021:03:02:09Brin [GM]little bit somber and she she goes you guys um i think we should just group hug you know
21:02:55:2621:02:58:02Dave [Xeros]Why the long face there, rabbit?
21:03:02:1321:03:03:10Chris [TBD]Basil said that?
21:03:04:2921:03:06:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m jumping in there.
21:03:05:1621:03:14:20Brin [GM]stretches out her arms and even Perdona joins in everyone comes together
21:03:07:1321:03:13:17Dave [Xeros]I am… Can I… I want a real insight on
21:03:15:2121:03:18:16Steve [Nortle]I’m into Europe
21:03:15:2321:03:18:28Chris [TBD]You guys all come to my crotch.
21:03:19:1921:03:22:12Brin [GM]Basil’s very emotional she doesn’t look like
21:03:22:1021:03:23:11Chris [TBD]That’s how tall I am.
21:03:22:1521:03:25:05Dave [Xeros]When was the last time you take a shower, man?
21:03:25:0821:03:30:11Chris [TBD]No, you don’t want to know. No, no, actually it was recently. We heard a whole thing about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03:27:2321:03:33:16Dave [Xeros]That’s right! We got in the hot tub. Yeah. Sorry about that.
21:03:28:0221:03:28:27Steve [Nortle]on accident
21:03:32:0121:03:41:25Brin [GM]you all gather together close nice group hug
21:03:32:0321:03:32:14Chris [TBD]Sorry.
21:03:43:0321:03:51:29Brin [GM]Okay. And you hear a blade go through flesh and you
21:03:51:2921:04:02:28Brin [GM]see Basil’s sword through Mara and she throws down the wall of force around all of you
21:03:58:2921:03:59:11Chris [TBD]What?
21:04:03:1421:04:15:00Brin [GM]and the soldiers completely engulfed the wall -of -force dome they’re scraping, scratching, fighting, hitting
21:04:15:0021:04:25:29Brin [GM]and it’s so engulfed that there’s no more every bit of light is gone from the dome because it’s being covered by soldiers. And it’s pitch black in there, okay?
21:04:24:2121:04:26:26Chris [TBD]What a talk.
21:04:25:2921:04:33:21Brin [GM]You hear the blade removed, Mara collapses dead, and all of the soldiers stop moving.
21:04:33:2121:04:43:07Brin [GM]And they slowly slide down the dome and collapse on the ground after Mara is stop moving.
21:04:35:0421:04:36:04Chris [TBD]Hive mind?
21:04:44:2821:04:46:20Brin [GM]And you see Basil crying.
21:04:49:1421:05:00:10Dave [Xeros]I feel like I’m like…I just jumped to chapter 20 and I was supposed to be on chapter 1. Do you
21:04:53:2021:04:58:21Brin [GM]I promised Cicely that I would take care of that for her.
21:04:58:2621:05:10:26Brin [GM]She made me promise, Eros, stop it, okay? She was worried that someone would influence her
21:05:00:1021:05:01:17Dave [Xeros]have that in writing?
21:05:10:2621:05:15:20Brin [GM]and she would become the greatest weapon. Think about it. You know how many soldiers he has?
21:05:16:0621:05:17:20Dave [Xeros]It reminds me…
21:05:16:2621:05:18:17Brin [GM]I did the math, guys.
21:05:18:1021:05:20:09Chris [TBD]She didn’t even get a chance.
21:05:20:1221:05:32:04Brin [GM]Ten soldiers a day for 400 years. That’s about 1.5 million foot soldiers she has saved down in the caverns. And there wasn’t – not all of them were with her.
21:05:32:1121:05:39:06Brin [GM]A ton of them are in the Caverns but they have all passed on now. As soon as Mara died, all of their lives.
21:05:38:0421:05:41:11Jesse [Foulclaw]They just died with the, they’re all dead.
21:05:40:2321:05:42:07Chris [TBD]Hive, hive mind, hive mind.
21:05:46:2021:05:50:04Dave [Xeros]like mass murder, number one. Number two,
21:05:49:0721:05:50:14Chris [TBD]Genocide for sure.
21:05:51:1521:06:02:17Dave [Xeros]I feel Like I read a story about this where they’re talking about if someone could go back in time and kill the worst person in the world as a baby, would you do it?
21:06:04:2321:06:06:13Steve [Nortle]would just let the baby go to art school
21:06:06:2621:06:12:22Chris [TBD]And one thing led to another, and the United States struck an atomic bomb.
21:06:09:2321:06:14:17Steve [Nortle]and the United States dropped out from the sovereign nation of Japan
21:06:10:0021:06:17:06Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i i am also pretty struck here by what’s happened i don’t know if i think
21:06:16:1121:06:17:17Dave [Xeros]would you go kill a
21:06:16:1621:06:19:17Brin [GM]and you can see Basil’s very torn
21:06:18:2421:06:25:26Chris [TBD]I’m going to go put my hand on Basil’s shoulder and just stand there by her.
21:06:30:0221:06:30:29Dave [Xeros]okay with this decision
21:06:32:0621:06:33:27Brin [GM]and Basil
21:06:35:1021:06:39:24Brin [GM]I think she finally feels like she’s got some friends
21:06:41:1621:06:43:06Dave [Xeros]to turn around and walk away
21:06:47:0821:06:50:22Dave [Xeros]shit drop the wall of force let me out of here
21:06:48:1421:06:49:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:06:50:1621:06:53:26Brin [GM]nope, she’s going to hold it for a minute and Perdona
21:06:52:1721:06:53:17Dave [Xeros]no
21:06:52:1921:07:00:01Jesse [Foulclaw]perdona i want to know what perdona is going to endorse
21:06:54:2321:06:59:05Chris [TBD]I mean, DVD’s thinking like he doesn’t understand why but he trusts Basil.
21:07:00:0121:07:17:29Jesse [Foulclaw]here oh but
21:07:01:0721:07:03:14Brin [GM]puts her hand on your face
21:07:04:0121:07:15:18Brin [GM]and she says you and i are going to be connected forever not in
21:07:09:2021:07:13:26Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh. What does LaDonna think about that?
21:07:15:1821:07:16:04Brin [GM]a weird way
21:07:17:0321:07:18:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:07:17:2221:07:19:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:07:17:2921:07:29:06Jesse [Foulclaw]am i like Like, but am I like attracted to her though during this moment?
21:07:19:1621:07:20:04Chris [TBD]Daddy!
21:07:20:0921:07:22:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:07:20:2821:07:22:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:07:20:2821:07:24:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:07:25:2721:07:27:12Dave [Xeros]passed the mantle of
21:07:29:0721:07:30:03Dave [Xeros]the next chapter
21:07:29:2021:07:41:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I need to because like that’s what LaDonna. She kind of represents like a celestial figure. That’s kind of why so what have you been rolling to see if you’re attracted to stuff?
21:07:30:0621:07:32:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:07:32:2721:07:35:02Chris [TBD]No, I don’t want that burden or curse.
21:07:33:2921:07:38:28Dave [Xeros]too bad, you just got it you stepped up where no one else did
21:07:35:1021:07:36:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:07:41:2121:07:43:23Jesse [Foulclaw]What are you rolling against?
21:07:42:0221:07:43:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:07:43:1121:07:55:03Chris [TBD]Just straight like if it’s 15 or higher just straight 20 with no modifier yeah, like a business success right? It would have to be
21:07:55:0321:07:57:05Chris [TBD]a 15 or high and not puke for example
21:07:58:1721:08:01:25Brin [GM]girl he’s had i didn’t want her to be like that
21:07:59:1021:08:01:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:08:01:2521:08:04:26Dave [Xeros]You totally just added a 10 to your average.
21:08:03:2321:08:04:25Chris [TBD]you totally
21:08:03:2621:08:09:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i i’ll try i’m suppressing those feelings really hard but they are happening
21:08:06:1121:08:10:04Chris [TBD]he is a weeb okay and you’re leading him on
21:08:11:0321:08:12:01Steve [Nortle]Oh wow.
21:08:12:2121:08:18:17Brin [GM]touching your face, she tells you this, especially because you have the Firestone,
21:08:20:0021:08:31:20Brin [GM]definitely see the glow, the connection and you know in your mind that Perdona is Salune’s next vessel. She will replace Salune.
21:08:23:2421:08:25:09Dave [Xeros]Where’s the glow coming from?
21:08:31:2021:08:39:11Brin [GM]that’s why she’s being kept safe because gods can’t live forever right okay
21:08:38:1421:08:40:03Chris [TBD]you got the hook up now
21:08:41:1121:08:44:00Jesse [Foulclaw]sure i didn’t i don’t think i knew that
21:08:43:2521:08:46:13Dave [Xeros]He just totally slid into her DMs.
21:08:48:1621:08:54:18Brin [GM]but none of you know this only foul claw does even though you’ve heard it in the mic
21:08:54:1621:09:12:08Jesse [Foulclaw]wow awesome so are there
21:08:54:1821:09:01:09Brin [GM]okay and she says this is you you have saved you all of you have
21:09:03:2621:09:07:08Chris [TBD]isn’t that going to happen in like a million years because they’ve lived so long
21:09:08:1021:09:10:04Brin [GM]matter though someone
21:09:12:0821:09:15:18Jesse [Foulclaw]are there mechanics to this like do i get some kind of foresight or
21:09:20:2621:09:28:28Brin [GM]gonna take care that purity your 15 minutes isn’t quite
21:09:23:0121:09:26:04Dave [Xeros]hard when you say things like foresight to just not say anything.
21:09:25:2121:09:34:14Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ve been here for like five yep
21:09:29:2121:09:30:14Dave [Xeros]I know.
21:09:31:0721:09:32:08Chris [TBD]in game time
21:09:34:1621:09:35:19Chris [TBD]not meta time
21:09:35:0521:09:36:26Dave [Xeros]Okay, game time.
21:09:38:2821:09:46:18Brin [GM]guys she finally feels like you guys are her friends she’s accepted you as her friends
21:09:46:1821:09:58:18Brin [GM]you’ve supported her in this moment she releases the wall of force there are a lot of bodies but fortunately they’re all underground so don’t worry about burying them if anything
21:09:49:0221:09:49:29Chris [TBD]That feels good.
21:09:59:1221:10:08:05Steve [Nortle]death leads to life leads to death leads to circles apparently
21:10:02:1321:10:03:22Dave [Xeros]Convenient mass grave.
21:10:10:2421:10:22:23Brin [GM]You do understand Why I had to do that, right? Because what if someone influenced Mara and used a million and a half soldiers for their – what they’re doing?
21:10:23:0121:10:27:23Dave [Xeros]just like it’s like the germanic plague of 1502.
21:10:23:0121:10:23:28Chris [TBD]Basil?
21:10:24:0621:10:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean but like the good guys could have used them too right like they
21:10:30:1321:10:33:20Brin [GM]Okay. But has anybody ever watched Star Wars?
21:10:35:2021:10:39:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, they’re terrible aims. Got nothing to worry about.
21:10:38:0721:10:38:28Jesse [Foulclaw]expression
21:10:39:2921:10:42:04Brin [GM]Anybody ever watch that? Huh?
21:10:41:1521:10:42:06Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
21:10:43:0321:10:44:08Steve [Nortle]I fell asleep
21:10:48:1721:10:49:00Brin [GM]Okay.
21:10:49:2421:10:56:27Jesse [Foulclaw]uh eros eros perdona seems like she’s okay with this
21:10:49:2921:10:51:24Chris [TBD]TBD will say
21:10:53:0321:11:04:07Steve [Nortle]but if you think about it, your Machiavellianism will return anon.
21:10:53:0421:11:00:03Dave [Xeros]yeah that’s great i’m not okay with this and
21:10:56:1121:10:58:24Chris [TBD]I’m going to just tell Basil.
21:11:04:2321:11:05:22Steve [Nortle]What was that?
21:11:07:1521:11:16:04Brin [GM]is because the Mergonians weren’t supposed to exist.
21:11:13:2321:11:21:20Chris [TBD]It was Astaroth’s doing it.
21:11:18:1521:11:19:25Steve [Nortle]Rectifying a mistake.
21:11:18:2421:11:30:29Jesse [Foulclaw]what if we can i
21:11:21:1121:11:21:27Brin [GM]Yep.
21:11:21:1321:11:21:22Dave [Xeros]yep
21:11:23:1021:11:30:17Brin [GM]the work of someone very evil and it would have not gone well I think Dominos or
21:11:30:2921:11:44:01Jesse [Foulclaw]can i say a prayer over mara’s dead body where is
21:11:36:1421:11:37:00Brin [GM]yes
21:11:44:0121:11:44:16Jesse [Foulclaw]the egg
21:11:45:2821:11:46:21Steve [Nortle]Basil has it.
21:11:49:2521:11:51:14Brin [GM]it in your pants didn’t we no we didn’t
21:11:51:0721:11:55:09Chris [TBD]not yet. He won the roll but Basil is holding it still.
21:11:56:0521:12:01:10Brin [GM]Basil somehow she picked it up off the ground it was protected by the wall for us with everyone
21:12:01:0721:12:05:05Dave [Xeros]and then she used her katana to you know are
21:12:10:1621:12:18:10Jesse [Foulclaw]okay uh basil can i check out that egg do you mind if i can
21:12:16:1521:12:18:22Chris [TBD]roll really well or really bad?
21:12:18:1021:12:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]i see the um
21:12:23:2121:12:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna try really fast to cut off mara’s thumb and forefinger
21:12:33:0421:12:41:04Jesse [Foulclaw]and bring her back to life with the egg but i’ll probably i’ll pray it’s like a sleight of hand
21:12:41:0421:12:46:10Jesse [Foulclaw]like yeah no i’m gonna try and bring her back to life like right now
21:12:42:0121:12:49:00Dave [Xeros]you doing it right now or are you just taking the fingers. Right in front
21:12:47:1221:12:52:07Brin [GM]like with no one noticing or right in front of everyone
21:12:52:0221:12:55:14Jesse [Foulclaw]well i think everybody’s looking at me so i’m probably at like a disadvantage
21:12:54:2221:13:01:19Brin [GM]okay so yeah we’ll do a disadvantage and we’re going to do, should we do deception or sleight of hand? What
21:13:01:0321:13:03:16Chris [TBD]Don’t make Basil kill you too.
21:13:03:0321:13:06:01Jesse [Foulclaw]feel it feels like a dexterity or something like i’m trying
21:13:06:0121:13:17:20Jesse [Foulclaw]to like grab and okay what am
21:13:06:2921:13:07:04Dave [Xeros]hand
21:13:08:1321:13:16:23Brin [GM]let’s do sleight of hand. I like it because even though everyone is looking at you, you are trying to do this secretly
21:13:17:2021:13:25:05Jesse [Foulclaw]i gonna what do i have to be can i just take here how about can i
21:13:19:0521:13:20:19Brin [GM]it has to be dexterity because he is
21:13:25:0521:13:33:20Jesse [Foulclaw]just take i’m going to try and slight of hand mara’s fingers and like pocket them potentially
21:13:29:2421:13:31:17Brin [GM]okay but
21:13:35:0521:13:37:01Brin [GM]Okay, go ahead and roll.
21:13:41:1221:13:42:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i got a 19
21:13:42:2921:13:44:08Chris [TBD]No way.
21:13:46:1621:13:47:01Brin [GM]Bow claw.
21:13:46:2321:13:53:01Jesse [Foulclaw]my wings like cover so i’m doing on like i’m i’m praying over mara yeah
21:13:53:0121:14:00:02Jesse [Foulclaw]And so my wings cover her, and they conceal my hands.
21:13:53:0521:14:00:05Steve [Nortle]That prayer has a very loud, bone -flesh -severing sound to it.
21:14:02:1021:14:06:19Brin [GM]You tucked her arm underneath her body So that no one would see
21:14:06:1621:14:16:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I put her in like the burial position, you know? One hand is over the other hand. And yeah, I have her finger.
21:14:09:2821:14:10:16Brin [GM]Yes
21:14:17:0021:14:23:23Chris [TBD]basil i am not the more i’m not a moral compass this is me talking about it
21:14:19:0221:14:20:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not taking the egg.
21:14:23:2321:14:31:14Chris [TBD]but and i don’t understand why you did what you did
21:14:34:1421:14:43:17Brin [GM]i sicily asked me to and i just I had to keep my promise it’s just a little bit she just gave me some gems
21:14:40:0521:14:47:21Chris [TBD]pay you no 30 30 pieces of silver by any chance
21:14:45:2021:14:47:24Steve [Nortle]quills that she happened to have laying around.
21:14:49:1721:14:53:17Brin [GM]but i’ve been wanting to show this to you guys for a long time she pulls
21:14:53:1721:15:04:04Brin [GM]two no never mind we’ll do that later okay uh should we go let’s head back to castle
21:15:03:2421:15:10:20Chris [TBD]I’m hungry let’s go find Big Toe Mama Joey I’m starving man
21:15:04:0421:15:15:20Brin [GM]there and get a drink. Yeah? Let’s go find, or I bet Cho somewhere. Let’s go find Cho Mama. Yeah. Okay. And as you guys are trying to figure out how you’re going to get out of these tunnels because they’re full
21:15:05:2721:15:08:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I could use a long rest.
21:15:10:2021:15:19:09Chris [TBD]one million bodies
21:15:11:0121:15:11:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh!
21:15:15:2021:15:24:26Brin [GM]of bodies, um, you see the orchard roots come down and they form the shape of stairs
21:15:20:0521:15:21:15Jesse [Foulclaw]This is so metal.
21:15:25:1921:15:32:26Brin [GM]and it opens up. The ground moves around the dirt shifts and you guys can crawl up some stairs,
21:15:35:1621:15:36:28Chris [TBD]please tell me
21:15:38:0021:15:43:14Chris [TBD]Tobias is just there at the stairs and also this hand of TBD bursting through the ground
21:15:47:0521:15:47:22Brin [GM]screams
21:15:49:1221:15:50:20Steve [Nortle]Slate Lejarum!
21:15:53:2321:15:54:21Steve [Nortle]Flies away.
21:15:55:1421:16:06:22Brin [GM]And we kind of dig our way, all of us dig our way out. There’s a nice little hole in the center of the orchard and we’re all trekking our way back to Castle Leary
21:16:17:1121:16:20:03Dave [Xeros]you’re done yay
21:16:18:1921:16:27:26Chris [TBD]great ending man I love the Basil full circle ending that was awesome character arc for Basil great
21:16:21:2621:16:28:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Heck yeah, she’s dead.
21:16:29:1221:16:30:26Chris [TBD]She’s back. Basil is back.
21:16:30:1321:16:31:03Dave [Xeros]yeah
21:16:31:2921:16:37:25Brin [GM]but like we’re going to need some lesser restoration immediately so that basil can
21:16:32:1421:16:33:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Dazzle’s back.
21:16:37:1821:16:39:00Steve [Nortle]Once again!
21:16:41:1221:16:44:12Chris [TBD]Wait, Aros? Are you…
21:16:44:0321:16:46:14Dave [Xeros]have done that before you closed your episode
21:16:46:1721:16:47:29Chris [TBD]Arrows did you…
21:16:46:2421:16:48:08Jesse [Foulclaw]That could have been that me.
21:16:48:2521:16:51:01Steve [Nortle]Hey, epilogues are fine. Epiloges are a thing.
21:16:51:1821:16:54:02Dave [Xeros]yeah there’s no handoff epilogue on this
21:16:54:1121:17:00:10Steve [Nortle]Fine. I can use my retcon token that we managed to get. I still have my retgon token.
21:16:54:2321:16:55:16Chris [TBD]So…
21:16:58:0921:16:59:00Dave [Xeros]have a red talk
21:17:00:2621:17:02:25Brin [GM]stop Basil from going where she wants
21:17:03:1421:17:04:08Dave [Xeros]that’s fine
21:17:05:0221:17:06:00Brin [GM]I’m uh
21:17:05:1821:17:08:11Dave [Xeros]let’s see where this goes
21:17:11:0021:17:18:06Dave [Xeros]let’s have an opportunity it’s okay because your hands are inside my pants.
21:17:11:1521:17:15:03Chris [TBD]And Basil somehow Castle Leary
21:17:17:1721:17:24:04Chris [TBD]Joe Mama is a super wizard so for those
21:17:18:1921:17:22:21Brin [GM]I forgot about that Alright, I’m switching spots
21:17:23:0221:17:23:18Dave [Xeros]Yay!
21:17:25:2721:17:36:29Chris [TBD]watching and sticking around with us we like to to switch up DMs per chapter. And so Bryn has gone, she’s completed her chapter.
21:17:37:0821:17:42:23Chris [TBD]Congratulations, Bryn. We’re now passing on to Dave who will take the next chapter in our campaign.
21:17:42:1221:17:43:13Dave [Xeros]Chapter 5
21:17:43:2721:17:49:17Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, we’ll let him introduce it. I’m gonna take a quick break if that’s all right while we get situated.
21:17:50:0121:17:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re going to miss the transition it’s happening. The passing of the torch.
21:17:54:1821:17:57:14Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’ll wait, I’l wait. That’s worth waiting maybe.
21:17:58:0921:18:04:14Brin [GM]Oh man, alright It’s been a while guys and ladies Uh
21:17:58:1621:17:59:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Did you see him sit down?
21:18:04:2621:18:07:08Dave [Xeros]Oh, I’m finally out of the hot seat
21:18:07:1021:18:17:21Brin [GM]Oh jeez You are finally out of the hot seat I am totally willing to sit in it. Okay, all right.
21:18:08:1521:18:09:05Dave [Xeros]It’s my
21:18:18:0121:18:19:29Brin [GM]Welcome to Chapter 5, you sons of bitches.
21:18:21:2921:18:22:25Chris [TBD]I’m so scared.
21:18:22:2921:18:28:17Brin [GM]We are walking our way out of the orchard. We’re on our way back to Castle Leary.
21:18:28:1921:18:33:25Steve [Nortle]Quick question. Is this our setup for your… This is just a…
21:18:33:0021:18:35:12Brin [GM]This is The Transition. Yeah, all Right?
21:18:35:2621:18:37:14Steve [Nortle]I need to know from my notes.
21:18:37:1621:18:39:28Brin [GM]Do you want your bag of dice? All Right.
21:18:38:0721:18:39:16Dave [Xeros]I want my bag of dice
21:18:40:1921:18:42:12Chris [TBD]I need to know what’s going on in the back of your life.
21:18:41:0521:18:42:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Bag of holding.
21:18:42:1421:18:43:07Dave [Xeros]Thank you
21:18:42:1621:18:53:17Brin [GM]Okay, can you please grab your characters and clear everything off real quick? The one thing I wasn’t able to do is actually load up this map, and I think it’s because I wasn’T able to activate it.
21:18:53:2021:18:58:19Brin [GM]So, I’m going to try to activate It real quick. If I can’t do that then I’ll just pull up the map.
21:19:00:1321:19:01:26Brin [GM]So, one second.
21:19:19:0721:19:35:08Jesse [Foulclaw]dope okay that was really fun the crossroads
21:19:19:1421:19:28:29Brin [GM]That was really, really fun. Okay. All right. I am just going – I will just pull it out because it’s not letting me do that. So here we go.
21:19:20:0321:19:21:17Chris [TBD]Yeah. Awesome.
21:19:33:0021:19:34:14Brin [GM]Look at that. Hey!
21:19:35:0221:19:41:14Chris [TBD]I guess I could have argued with everybody who did a whole show not being perfect.
21:19:35:1421:19:38:22Dave [Xeros]I could’ve ended with everybody eating a bowl of ramen
21:19:39:2921:19:41:06Dave [Xeros]Cho met you in the
21:19:41:2021:19:42:23Steve [Nortle]Tastes like lettuce
21:19:43:0121:19:49:17Brin [GM]right, we are – if we want to switch over, I can go to the table real quick or we’ll just go super source.
21:19:49:0621:19:50:06Dave [Xeros]There we go.
21:19:50:0321:20:00:23Brin [GM]All right. So, we have left The Orchard. We’re on our way back to Castle O’Leary. Can everyone just place your characters right there? And could you put Eros there as well?
21:20:04:0321:20:13:27Brin [GM]What is our marching order? Like, if we’re walking – I’m hanging back to the very back because I’m still really confused about how I feel
21:20:13:2721:20:20:09Brin [GM]about what just happened. Because my 15 minutes still isn’t up and apparently I’m so very chaste.
21:20:21:1721:20:24:03Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re acting super weird.
21:20:21:2721:20:22:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:20:22:2021:20:24:15Steve [Nortle]I’m walking next to Basil.
21:20:26:0221:20:29:29Steve [Nortle]Yeah, and I’m trying to figure out why Rosemary?
21:20:31:1821:20:33:02Steve [Nortle]What’s up with Rosemarie?
21:20:32:2221:20:36:13Dave [Xeros]It was the only other herb that I know.
21:20:33:2221:20:34:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:20:34:1121:20:35:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:20:36:2021:20:38:27Steve [Nortle]What do you mean by herb? Is that a guy you knew?
21:20:38:1421:20:47:10Chris [TBD]be i can i can be right where i am i’ll i’ll just be uh plucking away at my guitar thinking of a
21:20:41:2321:20:46:20Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s a good question. Great investigative skills, Nordahl?
21:20:47:1021:20:54:09Chris [TBD]song that inspired me at the seeing it the complete metal episode of seeing a robotic
21:20:50:0221:20:50:17Steve [Nortle]Salt?
21:20:54:0921:21:02:06Chris [TBD]woman get torn apart and oil spilled out of her and how freaking awesome that was yeah
21:21:04:1921:21:05:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:21:05:1421:21:12:14Brin [GM]uh palclaw are you going to be hanging back with me are you guys walking ahead of me like i’m i want to be at the very end of the marching order
21:21:13:0721:21:24:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I think I’m kind of with you. I think we’re both processing what happened, but I don’t know how… I’m not giving you a ton of attention. I’m pretty fixated on my hand that touched the blood.
21:21:25:2021:21:28:27Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s strange things I think are happening in my hand
21:21:28:1521:21:35:22Brin [GM]oh okay um let’s go ahead and let’s move everyone up it’s 10 spaces
21:21:38:0521:21:41:17Brin [GM]so 10 feet we’ll just go 10 feet boom boom
21:21:42:2721:21:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Is that 10 TBD feet, or is that 10 bezel feet?
21:21:45:0721:21:53:02Brin [GM]yeah he still only walks like the five foot But okay, so as you guys are just – it’s very casual. Like if you guys want to continue the conversation or whatever.
21:21:45:2721:21:47:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:21:46:0121:21:56:29Steve [Nortle]I like how you slipped into Eros’ voice there.
21:21:46:2621:21:47:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:21:47:2421:21:48:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:21:56:2221:22:06:21Brin [GM]I got to stop that. I gotと stay in like actual DM mode. It’s really hard because I’ve been slipping in and out. I know, okay? As you guys were walking, you’re having your conversation.
21:21:57:0721:22:03:08Chris [TBD]been here for a while.
21:22:07:1321:22:19:04Brin [GM]You guys feel almost like a pressure in the wind. It’s almost like you feel this downward force that’s coming down from the heavens and you
21:22:19:0421:22:21:18Brin [GM]feel this lightning and this flash.
21:22:25:0921:22:27:28Steve [Nortle]Ah, I see those personalities!
21:22:27:1721:22:31:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, my goodness. What?
21:22:32:2721:22:44:10Brin [GM]a giant solar, so he is just this huge angel being, giant wings. he comes crashing down,
21:22:41:1521:22:49:22Chris [TBD]Oh, this is the most epic day ever!
21:22:43:2621:22:53:04Jesse [Foulclaw]This is like what happened to Father Idius! Oh, gosh.
21:22:44:1921:22:46:18Brin [GM]cracking the ground right in front of you.
21:22:51:0121:22:52:06Chris [TBD]My gosh!
21:22:51:1721:22:58:29Steve [Nortle]Is he in our way?
21:22:52:0621:22:55:10Dave [Xeros]she made me promise don’t take
21:22:59:0021:23:00:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:22:59:0121:23:00:04Brin [GM]Is this going to work?
21:22:59:1021:23:00:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:23:00:1821:23:02:06Chris [TBD]Nortle starts to walk around.
21:23:01:1421:23:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Those are all very appropriate responses.
21:23:03:0121:23:04:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:23:04:0321:23:05:19Steve [Nortle]Everyone’s like, oh.
21:23:06:0621:23:07:22Brin [GM]the voice mod’s working but
21:23:06:2221:23:07:13Chris [TBD]Yeah!
21:23:08:2321:23:19:03Brin [GM]he lands right in front of me and you hear this booming voice that the voice was working it would be the voice of Jesus but it’s not. You hear this echo inside your minds and he’s just kind of like
21:23:20:2421:23:21:22Brin [GM]this thing on
21:23:25:0321:23:28:29Brin [GM]Oh! What Are you the Empire?
21:23:29:2321:23:37:25Brin [GM]The group that’s been all over Correus helping people with stuff.
21:23:35:2921:23:39:00Chris [TBD]What did you call us?
21:23:38:1421:23:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]The imp? The empire! Remember?
21:23:39:0821:23:40:27Brin [GM]The Empire.
21:23:40:1321:23:41:01Dave [Xeros]Empire
21:23:41:2221:23:42:25Chris [TBD]Is that what we
21:23:42:1221:23:46:05Steve [Nortle]I’m a Nortle. I’m an Nortletortal?
21:23:46:1121:23:58:09Brin [GM]No, that’s what our name was or band name was at the Battle of the Bands was the Empire and that is the only name we’ve ever named this group so that’s That’s what you’re stuck with.
21:23:50:0921:23:51:19Chris [TBD]That’s right!
21:23:51:1521:23:52:19Dave [Xeros]that’s right
21:23:51:2921:23:53:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:23:54:2521:23:55:27Steve [Nortle]named is Nortles,
21:23:58:0121:24:02:08Chris [TBD]Oh, shit. Hey, switch over unfortunately
21:23:58:0221:23:58:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:24:04:0521:24:06:13Chris [TBD]the mic’s not going through Twitch
21:24:07:2621:24:08:05Brin [GM]at all.
21:24:08:0521:24:12:19Chris [TBD]according to Queen’s Closet she’s saying and she can’t hear you anymore.
21:24:12:1021:24:13:16Brin [GM]Oh can’t hear me?
21:24:14:1621:24:19:06Chris [TBD]Probably the voice mod isn’t being… Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. She can’t hear you but she probably can hear you now.
21:24:15:2821:24:16:23Brin [GM]Is that better?
21:24:17:0521:24:20:10Dave [Xeros]it was awesome for us though
21:24:20:1621:24:22:17Chris [TBD]It was super echoey in like
21:24:23:2421:24:24:24Chris [TBD]Yeah, do it like that.
21:24:24:2621:24:35:03Brin [GM]Okay are you the Empire? He kind of like takes out a scroll he is obviously looking for heroes but you guys are like the 12th on his list
21:24:39:1321:24:40:14Dave [Xeros]the name we decided
21:24:40:2721:24:47:18Chris [TBD]TBD’s going to turn around Is that really what you called yourselves? Because he was… Remember, he was not a part of this. He was asleep.
21:24:44:2821:24:45:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yeah.
21:24:47:1621:24:51:15Jesse [Foulclaw]It was on the fly, TBD. We were trying to save you. You know?
21:24:49:0321:24:50:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:24:51:0721:24:51:13Chris [TBD]Man.
21:24:52:2221:24:53:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Give us a break.
21:24:52:2621:25:00:21Steve [Nortle]With improv, of you do yes and we had no way it was right yeah you
21:25:02:0121:25:02:23Dave [Xeros]that’s us
21:25:04:0821:25:05:02Chris [TBD]that was us.
21:25:04:2621:25:07:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, look at his guitar. We are the empire.
21:25:07:0121:25:17:12Dave [Xeros]we won multiple times the battle didn’t we win what
21:25:07:1121:25:18:15Brin [GM]just just kind of going down this list and he’s like ah you did well i mean from what i’ve seen you guys have done a lot of good deeds
21:25:09:1821:25:11:06Chris [TBD]Don’t bring Bumpadies into this.
21:25:18:1521:25:24:16Brin [GM]and possibly a couple of, especially according to recent things, some bad.
21:25:24:0521:25:26:20Steve [Nortle]war crimes they’re called war crimes
21:25:25:1821:25:30:04Brin [GM]Yeah, mass murder that just got written.
21:25:30:0621:25:34:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know if all of us can be held accountable for what happened back there.
21:25:31:0221:25:33:22Chris [TBD]Like Tresian light war crimes
21:25:32:1421:25:34:13Dave [Xeros]They were, I mean
21:25:33:0221:25:37:02Steve [Nortle]War misdemeanors.
21:25:36:2821:25:37:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:25:38:1521:25:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]They didn’t have social security numbers.
21:25:43:2921:25:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:25:45:0621:25:48:10Brin [GM]Turnabout is fair play my friends.
21:25:45:2321:25:49:19Chris [TBD]to yeah yep 100%
21:25:46:0621:25:52:05Jesse [Foulclaw]that was hilarious they’re not people
21:25:46:2621:25:48:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:25:49:0321:25:51:18Dave [Xeros]They weren’t counted for
21:25:49:2221:25:51:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:25:53:2521:26:05:09Brin [GM]We have a very big dilemma and we’re looking for heroes. We have a power that needs to be protected
21:25:54:0721:25:56:16Dave [Xeros]That’s really bad. That’s going to come back the fight
21:26:05:0921:26:16:11Brin [GM]and right as he starts this speech, Eros walks forward and says you can go yourself you piece of shit
21:26:15:1521:26:27:13Chris [TBD]oh arrows manners he knows
21:26:21:0521:26:21:29Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s not charmed anymore.
21:26:22:2121:26:30:26Brin [GM]super angry Eros you were supposed to be home years ago
21:26:22:2521:26:40:20Steve [Nortle]Oh, that’s
21:26:27:1321:26:27:18Chris [TBD]them
21:26:30:2621:26:38:15Brin [GM]And right as that happens, you see these slits start cutting
21:26:40:2021:26:40:29Steve [Nortle]bad.
21:26:42:0121:26:47:22Brin [GM]you. And time completely dilates. I need someone to take out a D100.
21:26:42:1121:26:43:08Steve [Nortle]That’s bad
21:26:45:1421:26:48:28Steve [Nortle]Got you
21:26:49:1621:26:56:01Brin [GM]I need you to start at 100. And these are nanoseconds we’re going to be counting down.
21:26:53:2621:27:00:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh-oh, this is bringing back traumatic memories.
21:26:57:2921:27:03:15Brin [GM]You feel this pressure that starts to suck you guys back.
21:27:05:1121:27:14:25Brin [GM]This guy, his name is Eustus. J -U -S -T U -S. Al Regulus this is Eros’ older brother
21:27:13:0521:27:13:21Chris [TBD]Dang.
21:27:15:1921:27:22:25Brin [GM]and he has a hammer above his head and it’s coming down to land on his head
21:27:23:0621:27:27:16Steve [Nortle]Not the face!
21:27:23:1321:27:26:10Chris [TBD]Oh, oh my gosh
21:27:23:1621:27:25:05Dave [Xeros]On Eros’ head
21:27:28:1621:27:29:24Chris [TBD]he just had to go for supper
21:27:30:2721:27:37:23Brin [GM]are getting sucked back You’re starting to feel everything that you guys have
21:27:32:0421:27:33:15Chris [TBD]to be home in time to suffer
21:27:40:2921:27:49:11Brin [GM]it starts to get sucked back and things start getting ripped off of you i need you guys all
21:27:45:0421:27:48:25Chris [TBD]No! How do you resist? I’m resisting.
21:27:56:2321:27:57:20Chris [TBD]Dang, 10.
21:27:58:2821:28:01:11Dave [Xeros]how long it’s been since i looked at basil’s character sheet
21:28:03:0821:28:07:10Steve [Nortle]Since February, actually. I looked it up.
21:28:10:2121:28:11:07Dave [Xeros]lord
21:28:10:2921:28:14:02Steve [Nortle]February 27th. Stay back.
21:28:14:2021:28:16:14Brin [GM]27th you haven’t rolled those
21:28:18:1621:28:19:28Steve [Nortle]I got nine.
21:28:21:2421:28:22:14Steve [Nortle]My Maracas!
21:28:23:2221:28:25:24Brin [GM]you failed your dexterty
21:28:26:1021:28:27:02Chris [TBD]I failed.
21:28:27:0621:28:27:21Brin [GM]You failed?
21:28:29:2421:28:31:12Steve [Nortle]That’s less than seven.
21:28:32:2921:28:36:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Those high numbers were fun for a while it lasted.
21:28:37:0721:28:48:05Brin [GM]got a 16. Okay so you’re the only one that succeeds on the dexterity saving throw so you have taken out your sword and just like stuck it into
21:28:48:0521:28:52:03Brin [GM]the ground everyone else is going to get start sucked back getting
21:28:48:2121:28:49:06Chris [TBD]Nice.
21:28:52:0321:29:02:08Brin [GM]sucked back into this I’m going to pull up sorry guys my obsidian
21:29:02:0821:29:11:28Brin [GM]vault shut for some odd reason file of course oh
21:29:09:0321:29:17:07Steve [Nortle]i think this music might be inappropriate for the current circumstance you
21:29:15:0921:29:21:06Chris [TBD]J-U-S-T-U S How did you get Eustace out of just us?
21:29:21:2021:29:22:13Dave [Xeros]eustace
21:29:22:1421:29:22:21Brin [GM]say
21:29:24:1621:29:29:04Chris [TBD]Just us. Just us Just us
21:29:29:1021:29:37:11Steve [Nortle]put a space in long place it’s kind of a very normal move I love you. Is it not so fair?
21:29:43:2521:29:58:29Brin [GM]sorry guys not good
21:29:58:2921:30:02:05Brin [GM]enough let’s go
21:30:03:2921:30:14:16Brin [GM]let’s just do this okay we’re there all right so you feel this like force that’s pulling you back and it’s ripping you back through time
21:30:14:1621:30:25:01Brin [GM]You’ve actually stuck your katana in the ground and it’s starting to like pull you back But because your hands are not attached Your only basically duct taped into this.
21:30:18:1121:30:19:01Steve [Nortle]to pull you
21:30:23:0221:30:25:05Dave [Xeros]I’m taped to the sword, right?
21:30:25:0121:30:29:04Brin [GM]You’re gonna have to make your next rolls to save at disadvantage
21:30:28:1121:30:30:05Dave [Xeros]at disadvantage dang it
21:30:30:1721:30:38:25Brin [GM]so I’m gonna get this guy open So there are a couple of things that were added to your inventory over the last little bit Can you hand me my pages?
21:30:38:2521:30:45:17Brin [GM]so I know what those. So we have the egg of cloning, right? Is that the one there?
21:30:39:0621:30:39:23Dave [Xeros]yes
21:30:44:0921:30:46:29Dave [Xeros]right here I thought you brought a little stack with you
21:30:45:1621:30:46:00Chris [TBD]No.
21:30:47:1421:30:48:22Chris [TBD]You took it with you dude.
21:30:48:2821:30:56:26Brin [GM]No. All right. Yeah. Look at that. All right, so we have – I have a needle from Perona’s blood.
21:30:49:0921:30:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Are there your notebook there? Yeah.
21:30:57:0121:31:05:28Brin [GM]We had Mara’s finger and thumb, right, and then an egg of clones. So all of this is actually going to get mixed in to what we’re doing right now
21:31:05:2821:31:16:09Brin [GM]and you guys all need to make, I want you to roll a D20 and then I need you to add your initiative to it.
21:31:19:2921:31:21:05Brin [GM]12, write that down
21:31:23:0521:31:23:21Jesse [Foulclaw]16.
21:31:25:0721:31:25:23Chris [TBD]17.
21:31:25:2521:31:26:29Dave [Xeros]18
21:31:27:2221:31:28:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:31:31:1021:31:43:04Brin [GM]12,16,17,18 Alright So this You are going to start feeling All of your weapons items They’re gonna start falling off
21:31:43:0421:31:53:23Brin [GM]one at a time Getting sucked back into these holes, and what you just rolled is the amount of times you have to roll
21:31:47:1121:31:47:25Chris [TBD]No!
21:31:53:2321:31:56:08Brin [GM]and how many items you’re going to lose.
21:31:54:1521:31:55:06Chris [TBD]Gosh.
21:31:59:0921:32:00:06Dave [Xeros]so wait
21:31:59:2421:32:00:17Brin [GM]You do?
21:32:00:2521:32:04:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, can I change mine To a nat 1 because I’m really good at rolling those
21:32:03:0221:32:03:19Brin [GM]Nope!
21:32:05:1821:32:06:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I
21:32:05:2221:32:07:13Dave [Xeros]or just like a 7
21:32:07:1521:32:09:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:32:07:1521:32:09:22Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:32:10:0321:32:10:20Dave [Xeros]cause
21:32:10:0921:32:12:04Brin [GM]Can you move us up a couple microseconds?
21:32:12:0121:32:14:23Steve [Nortle]So you want me to buy ones or by tens?
21:32:15:0521:32:23:18Brin [GM]I want you to go by fives actually if you can. So basically five microsecents have passed.
21:32:20:1321:32:20:26Dave [Xeros]and have it
21:32:22:0221:32:24:29Chris [TBD]Use a D6, the 5 on it or something.
21:32:23:1821:32:32:23Brin [GM]So over the next second, you guys are going to lose a lot of things and have a lot of decisions to make as quickly as you can.
21:32:32:1021:32:33:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh damn
21:32:33:0621:32:41:25Brin [GM]Time’s kind of like dilated a little bit so you guys can make decisions but it’s basically broken into 20 actions and we’re gonna see what happens from there.
21:32:42:0821:32:48:28Brin [GM]So you have to roll 18 times every single one of those.
21:32:42:2121:33:01:18Dave [Xeros]So I get to roll 18 times because I
21:32:49:0321:32:56:10Brin [GM]You’ll be rolling a d20 and that d20 is assigned to a specific item in your inventory that’s going to get
21:32:51:1221:32:59:15Steve [Nortle]But wait, she’s at a disadvantage.
21:33:01:0521:33:09:15Brin [GM]she’s the only one that has to like you guys are getting sucked back into the holes and so we’re gonna count that down you guys actually may fall into them
21:33:11:0121:33:17:07Brin [GM]depending on what you guys roll So, we are gonna roll who had the 12?
21:33:11:0221:33:11:07Dave [Xeros]what
21:33:16:0521:33:19:07Steve [Nortle]Is it 20 actions total?
21:33:20:2121:33:23:17Steve [Nortle]like 20 total or each of us has 20
21:33:24:1721:33:26:12Brin [GM]have, you’re gonna roll the d20
21:33:27:2921:33:39:05Brin [GM]you have 20 actions total. You’re going to roll the d20 in the amount of times that you just rolled and then you have additional actions that are not here, so whoever rolled the 18 you have two actions that you can think of outside of losing items
21:33:39:2921:33:44:28Brin [GM]Whoever rolled the 12 has eight actions that they can take to try to avoid whatever is going on
21:33:48:1021:33:59:20Brin [GM]And let’s pull this up This drives me crazy when I have things open and then it decides
21:33:59:2021:34:00:14Brin [GM]not to be open
21:34:04:2421:34:10:08Dave [Xeros]fine take all the time you need cuz any time we think. What can I do without hands?
21:34:11:2521:34:16:14Steve [Nortle]kick you gotta keep those boots you gotta prioritize your inventory
21:34:21:1321:34:25:26Dave [Xeros]duct tape hold can it just be like a leather strap why does
21:34:28:1121:34:29:25Steve [Nortle]she looks at Chris
21:34:29:1721:34:30:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:34:29:2721:34:32:11Chris [TBD]DVD like side glances.
21:34:32:2221:34:35:17Steve [Nortle]suddenly he has to even fewer actions
21:34:34:2221:34:37:02Dave [Xeros]brown it’s Brown leather you don’t like
21:34:37:1321:34:40:19Chris [TBD]No, I’m not into the brown. Black all the way.
21:34:41:1521:34:50:29Jesse [Foulclaw]did we have like a rest or anything before this moment great
21:34:42:0421:34:42:29Chris [TBD]Black boots.
21:34:42:2621:34:45:28Brin [GM]I have, okay, I have your tables up.
21:34:49:1321:35:00:23Brin [GM]Nope, okay who had the 12th? Okay, I need you to roll a d20.
21:34:57:2621:35:06:08Steve [Nortle]and this is just a straight shot I’m not doing a check we’re just looking at what’s coming out of my pocket
21:35:07:1221:35:11:18Brin [GM]see this is good if you rolled doubles that means that that item is already gone.
21:35:12:1621:35:25:19Steve [Nortle]right nat 20 that’s
21:35:16:1621:35:18:20Brin [GM]20? Nothing.
21:35:20:0421:35:20:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep
21:35:20:0721:35:23:22Brin [GM]Yep. You guys all have one slot if it’s the nat 20
21:35:24:0821:35:26:26Chris [TBD]Oh, you got to get a nat 20 every time.
21:35:25:1921:35:30:08Steve [Nortle]so nortal like the wind just goes straight through my ears
21:35:27:0021:35:28:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:35:30:1621:35:32:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:35:31:0521:35:31:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:35:31:1321:35:40:26Brin [GM]and he like tucks into his shell okay so great you have passed who’s next who are 16 Jesse
21:35:34:0121:35:40:20Dave [Xeros]the Helen Keller did
21:35:35:2921:35:43:19Jesse [Foulclaw]oh man it’s 16 me yeah uh -huh so are we just choosing like a skill
21:35:43:1921:35:53:20Jesse [Foulclaw]like an action that we wanted to it’s just a role that’s all it is well
21:35:48:1921:35:50:04Chris [TBD]And I can’t cast the spell.
21:35:49:0021:35:53:07Brin [GM]nope not until well if you want to use one of
21:35:53:2021:36:01:04Jesse [Foulclaw]it is a net one
21:35:55:2821:36:04:02Dave [Xeros]it a nat 1. It is a nat one! How
21:36:01:0421:36:08:14Jesse [Foulclaw]okay it finally showed up at the perfect time stop
21:36:09:1421:36:17:19Brin [GM]trial of sight firestone rattle around And it flies off and bounces around
21:36:17:1921:36:22:22Brin [GM]and then goes right into one of these hairs in space.
21:36:23:0521:36:31:24Dave [Xeros]photographic memory of his span Quill messages was completely gone from his mind. He can no longer reflect at
21:36:27:1821:36:30:14Brin [GM]Yep, who’s our 17?
21:36:30:0921:36:34:13Steve [Nortle]his message he got a new phone and all the messages got deleted
21:36:35:1021:36:42:16Jesse [Foulclaw]No, I just lost the images. The messages they still have on the scroll the images are gone
21:36:35:2221:36:36:12Chris [TBD]sure
21:36:36:0921:36:37:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:36:36:0921:36:38:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:36:43:0121:36:51:18Brin [GM]Chris are you next? Are you 17 or are you 18? Okay, okay, you rolled your 18.
21:36:46:1621:36:49:11Chris [TBD]I’m 17 and I just rolled an 18
21:36:55:2521:36:58:17Brin [GM]You have lost 115 gold pieces.
21:36:59:1421:37:04:07Chris [TBD]I did I had three I think I have like 300 gold
21:37:04:2621:37:06:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t like this at all
21:37:04:2921:37:09:22Brin [GM]More. You have exactly 115 gold pieces left, uh-huh?
21:37:07:0421:37:08:13Chris [TBD]I had 115 ok yeah
21:37:08:2321:37:12:25Dave [Xeros]the way um eros the amount of gold that he stole
21:37:13:2921:37:22:12Brin [GM]Yeah okay that actually makes a lot of sense
21:37:14:0521:37:24:00Steve [Nortle]and dollars
21:37:24:0021:37:39:21Steve [Nortle]those are
21:37:25:2821:37:28:01Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s with a c
21:37:28:0321:37:38:14Brin [GM]Actually if you just hand me My entire like rolling perfect thank you All right Bryn you’re up
21:37:28:2021:37:32:16Dave [Xeros]can do that i can’t reach
21:37:31:2121:37:32:08Chris [TBD]Alpharetis.
21:37:32:1621:37:40:28Dave [Xeros]oh i
21:37:34:2121:37:39:05Chris [TBD]All right, Brandon, you’re out there saying…
21:37:39:2121:37:47:14Steve [Nortle]the gauntlets aren’t they those are the gauntlets
21:37:47:2921:37:58:06Chris [TBD]I just got them…
21:37:48:0121:37:56:00Dave [Xeros]just got them back my katana was already i was that was the one
21:37:48:2821:37:53:13Brin [GM]What sword did you have stuck into the ground to stop you from going backwards?
21:37:56:0021:38:06:24Dave [Xeros]thing that was strapped to me it wasn’t my no okay is
21:37:56:2621:38:04:26Brin [GM]Okay, it rattles in the ground and tears out and flies right back behind you
21:38:06:2421:38:08:17Dave [Xeros]it me with it i’m attached to it
21:38:08:0321:38:19:26Brin [GM]You are attached to it but you’re not going straight through. Can you knock us down for a couple of seconds? Now that we’ve been through this first round you guys can use one of your additional things to try
21:38:19:2621:38:31:00Brin [GM]to do actions, but things are still going to start getting torn off you. Okay, we’re back to the top… Well actually, we’ve got to roll Eros. Eros is standing there as this hammer’s like slowly coming down on his head.
21:38:27:1821:38:46:29Steve [Nortle]when you
21:38:29:0921:38:31:17Chris [TBD]A band hammer.
21:38:31:2821:38:38:24Brin [GM]Yep. Eros rolled a 16 so he’s gonna have to do this 16 times. He just rolled an at 20. So that’s nothing.
21:38:38:0821:38:41:07Chris [TBD]He’s defiant.
21:38:39:1321:38:39:26Dave [Xeros]you
21:38:41:0321:38:43:14Dave [Xeros]with net 20 bastards
21:38:46:2921:38:50:05Steve [Nortle]say i can do an action how are envisioning this like
21:38:50:2221:39:01:09Brin [GM]can be like movement, trying to get away from getting pulled back. Your actions can be anything that you feel could try to interrupt what’s happening so
21:38:51:1421:38:52:18Chris [TBD]Wait a minute.
21:39:01:0921:39:11:11Brin [GM]you feel these tears opening up if you have any sort of anti-magic or magic that could probably affect that or if you have anything that can speed you up basically you’re in a time warp
21:39:10:2021:39:17:28Jesse [Foulclaw]If only we had a wall of force.
21:39:11:1121:39:14:26Brin [GM]so you’re gonna roll go really slow so the faster you go the better you’re
21:39:21:2521:39:29:05Steve [Nortle]so uh so is it like a gravitational pole is it wind that’s blowing us in
21:39:29:2121:39:32:27Brin [GM]sucking you, it’s not blow…
21:39:34:1621:39:45:02Chris [TBD]That was my third grade science teacher. Man, he would yell that at us every day.
21:39:34:2321:39:38:08Brin [GM]to blow uh yeah it’s sucking it’s sucking you
21:39:42:1121:39:47:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Can we cast spells or anything as part of our actions?
21:39:45:1721:39:50:20Steve [Nortle]his name that was a music teacher yeah
21:39:46:2521:39:49:04Chris [TBD]Mr. Harvey? No, that was the music teacher.
21:39:47:1221:39:49:08Brin [GM]yeah yeah you can try to catch a spell
21:39:50:1421:39:51:09Chris [TBD]What was his name?
21:39:51:1221:39:52:22Brin [GM]all right nordal what do you want to do
21:39:52:1721:39:58:01Chris [TBD]Science doesn’t suck it pulls! We did. We’ve known each other since third grade.
21:39:53:2621:39:54:18Dave [Xeros]went to elementary
21:40:02:0721:40:10:22Steve [Nortle]sorry okay I’m going yeah but I don’t know
21:40:07:1121:40:08:18Dave [Xeros]your dragon wings
21:40:12:2021:40:21:13Steve [Nortle]so I’m gonna go ahead and unfurl my I’m going to use my step of the wind,
21:40:12:2321:40:13:11Chris [TBD]The…
21:40:19:2421:40:20:20Chris [TBD]Is he asomir?
21:40:21:2621:40:22:22Brin [GM]he’s a solar
21:40:23:0821:40:25:17Chris [TBD]Solar. I don’t know what a solar is.
21:40:23:2921:40:24:12Brin [GM]yeah
21:40:26:2021:40:28:20Steve [Nortle]yeah which allows me to.
21:40:31:1021:40:42:20Steve [Nortle]Oh it’s got a key point down to one key point and it gives me draconic wings spectral draconic wings that can you used try to fly so i’m
21:40:41:2421:40:42:07Brin [GM]Okay.
21:40:42:2021:40:45:05Steve [Nortle]gonna use that to try to propel myself farther away
21:40:45:0521:40:59:12Steve [Nortle]uh my
21:40:45:2221:40:57:20Brin [GM]We need to move everyone back one space from our first little bit. I’m cleared up by him. Everyone goes back five, and so you’re going to try to move – how far are you going
21:40:57:2021:40:58:03Brin [GM]to tryと move?
21:40:59:1221:41:07:11Steve [Nortle]maximum movement which is 40 uh 485 sorry i
21:41:02:1021:41:03:18Brin [GM]Okay, so it’s 40.
21:41:06:2521:41:08:23Brin [GM]So your maximum movement is 85.
21:41:07:1121:41:12:28Steve [Nortle]my maximum walking is 45 and my
21:41:12:2821:41:25:01Steve [Nortle]flying is equal to my walking speed right
21:41:14:2821:41:20:17Brin [GM]Okay, great. So what we’re going do is we’re gong to divide this – a typical term is six, right?
21:41:25:0121:41:27:16Steve [Nortle]i will math that out right now
21:41:27:2021:41:32:04Brin [GM]bet you will so forty five divided by six is probably gonna be like 5 feet
21:41:34:1821:41:38:20Brin [GM]so you could basically move forward 1 and then you’re going to slide back
21:41:36:1421:41:37:08Chris [TBD]one of the ones
21:41:41:0321:41:43:12Steve [Nortle]does that mean i’ll stay in the same spot or
21:41:43:1321:41:51:26Brin [GM]basically stay in the same spot you’re slowly getting sucked back but you’re not gonna go all way back I’m going to do something real quick because I have
21:41:51:2621:42:01:19Brin [GM]someone put a d20 over here on yeah if you guys can’t like a d28 right there and then actually
21:41:56:1121:41:56:24Dave [Xeros]extra here
21:42:01:1921:42:11:16Brin [GM]yeah so that basil that’s your d20 that’s what you’re getting sucked towards jesse put your d20 out over here jesse you’re being sucked to over there nortal go ahead and put it d20
21:42:12:1621:42:16:10Steve [Nortle]I don’t have a spare one. I can use a D8, though.
21:42:21:0721:42:32:22Brin [GM]all right TBD you’re right there and then oddly enough eros isn’t getting sucked anywhere
21:42:23:0521:42:27:06Jesse [Foulclaw]True right there.
21:42:26:2721:42:34:15Chris [TBD]he wants to get smacked
21:42:33:2421:42:39:09Brin [GM]yeah okay jesse you’re up what did you roll the first time
21:42:36:1321:42:44:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh jeez. okay great the first like the
21:42:39:2221:42:51:11Brin [GM]a 12 oh no you’ve that one yep all right all right let’s oh yeah and you shrunk so
21:42:40:0421:42:42:15Dave [Xeros]no that was Nordal sorry
21:42:44:1521:42:48:28Jesse [Foulclaw]last round yeah let’s remind everybody what do you think it was
21:42:51:2921:42:53:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:42:52:0921:42:52:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:42:52:2221:42:55:21Brin [GM]you’re gonna have if you want to do movement you’re at half
21:42:56:1321:42:58:14Jesse [Foulclaw]so i only have like 15 feet of movement
21:42:59:2221:43:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, great.
21:43:00:2621:43:02:09Steve [Nortle]That’s not very much, by the way.
21:43:02:0221:43:03:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:43:02:2721:43:10:02Brin [GM]I mean if you want to you can take an action and then just take another action which is your bonus action so like sprint. But it’ll knock down two actions
21:43:10:0221:43:11:23Chris [TBD]It’s like 1.8 inches.
21:43:14:0121:43:15:20Chris [TBD]The feet. 1.80 feet.
21:43:16:1821:43:17:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. Thank you.
21:43:21:0921:43:21:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:43:24:1621:43:25:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, frick.
21:43:26:2621:43:27:25Chris [TBD]Language of alcohol.
21:43:27:2321:43:28:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry.
21:43:27:2521:43:36:08Brin [GM]And we’re gonna do this as kind of chase mechanics where you get to one thing but the next time you can’t do the same things So you cant’ take a action The next time You are going to lose something
21:43:34:2121:43:35:23Chris [TBD]Yes, yes.
21:43:36:1021:43:36:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:43:38:2021:43:45:12Jesse [Foulclaw]What I would kind of like to try and do where Basil Where are you being pulled? Are you being told over here?
21:43:45:0721:43:46:22Brin [GM]It’s being pulled her die Yeah
21:43:46:2921:43:55:17Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so i feel like with the time that we’ve had even though it’s limited i feel like i can kind of tell that everybody’s being pulled in a different direction
21:43:58:2621:44:03:04Brin [GM]So if you can make an investigation check and that’s going to be your action for this round.
21:43:58:2821:44:05:20Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay well i would have had oh that’s my action that’s the answer
21:44:08:0921:44:15:16Jesse [Foulclaw]uh we don’t get did you say something about two actions
21:44:09:1921:44:13:06Brin [GM]Yeah, I mean this is all happening within one second
21:44:13:2621:44:16:03Chris [TBD]Does anyone have silvery barbs?
21:44:17:1721:44:27:14Brin [GM]that will knock out two of them but that’s action bonus action so bonus action typically isn’t nearly as good as your action so yeah, I’ll give you a bonus action but it’s going to take two of your turns
21:44:25:1321:44:33:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
21:44:28:1021:44:31:11Brin [GM]So, you will only have 17 left
21:44:33:1121:44:42:28Jesse [Foulclaw]well what i would like to do yeah i want to investigate and then uh maybe depending
21:44:42:2821:44:52:20Jesse [Foulclaw]on how my roll goes is going to determine maybe if i want a bonus action so i’ll roll first oh it’s an unnatural 20.
21:44:46:1421:44:46:26Brin [GM]Yep
21:44:52:2021:44:55:16Brin [GM]A natural 20 what are you investigating? What are you looking at specifically?
21:44:52:2021:44:59:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m trying to figure out which direction everybody is being pulled
21:44:58:1621:45:04:23Brin [GM]Everyone’s going You know right off the bat You almost look at everyone and you can see TBD’s beard
21:44:59:2621:45:07:25Steve [Nortle]You know right on the back, look at everything you see in your ears and it’s a loyal expert
21:45:06:2921:45:09:24Brin [GM]Nordle actually just has a slipstream like almost clouds
21:45:09:1321:45:10:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:45:09:1321:45:10:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:45:10:1421:45:19:12Jesse [Foulclaw]portal there’s a bunch of auto engineers watching him taking notes so yeah
21:45:10:2821:45:20:27Brin [GM]And he’s got like contrails coming off the back of him so you can see that um basil yeah they’re like oh excellent yes he might take flight
21:45:12:1921:45:13:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:45:17:1321:45:19:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:45:19:2021:45:29:03Steve [Nortle]Your ears.
21:45:21:2821:45:26:08Chris [TBD]You ever seen when a dog like has an air blower on their face in their hair. Yeah, that’s Basil.
21:45:25:1221:45:28:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:45:26:2121:45:28:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:45:27:1221:45:27:21Chris [TBD]No!
21:45:30:1921:45:37:26Brin [GM]in your face it’s like you’re getting hit by a hairdryer and then uh yeah and so and you can feel
21:45:37:2621:45:44:29Brin [GM]the tug yourself you know 100 eros is not going anywhere he is stuck right where
21:45:46:0121:45:51:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay uh well i would like to with my bonus action i would
21:45:51:1121:46:00:28Jesse [Foulclaw]like to uh try and move toward basil in the hopes that we can somehow counter each other
21:46:01:2021:46:05:18Jesse [Foulclaw]uh and kind of repel each other towards our because we’re kind of being pulled
21:46:03:2921:46:12:03Brin [GM]okay okay so what i’m gonna do is i will let you make your movement speed which is what
21:46:05:1521:46:06:24Dave [Xeros]we’re going it opposite yeah
21:46:05:1821:46:16:12Jesse [Foulclaw]in opposite directions so uh
21:46:16:1221:46:27:23Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the same it’s the same as the walking speed yeah it’s 30 yeah so it’s which is five okay
21:46:18:0021:46:19:05Steve [Nortle]Oh, 30.
21:46:20:0321:46:30:00Brin [GM]30 okay so 30 divided by six five yeah Five. So you can move five towards her.
21:46:25:1821:46:26:05Chris [TBD]Five.
21:46:27:2321:46:38:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m going to move toward basil with my arms motioning like a hug you need to we need to interlock here
21:46:35:0621:46:41:02Steve [Nortle]Since you can basically see each other eye to eye at this point?
21:46:38:2821:46:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]uh -huh yeah uh -uh okay cool so
21:46:41:2221:46:44:04Dave [Xeros]like weirdly into hugs now she’s okay with it
21:46:45:2421:46:47:05Steve [Nortle]Hope you don’t get stabbed!
21:46:47:1721:46:53:08Brin [GM]the second Eros leaves the campaign. I see how this is. It’s fine. I don’t take it personally.
21:46:48:1421:46:49:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:46:48:1421:46:49:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:46:48:2321:46:49:12Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:46:53:2221:46:54:10Chris [TBD]Five feet?
21:46:54:0621:46:56:15Jesse [Foulclaw]so like five more feet and i’m to basil basically
21:46:57:1421:46:59:11Brin [GM]Yeah, but you’re getting sucked back five feet every round.
21:47:00:2521:47:06:29Jesse [Foulclaw]oh well so because i’m being pulled across so does that mean if i’m moving toward my portal does that means i meet
21:47:04:1421:47:05:26Dave [Xeros]we would bump into each other
21:47:05:1821:47:10:17Brin [GM]Yeah, yeah, you could try to grapple each other but it’s gonna be a check so it’s fine, absolutely.
21:47:08:0721:47:17:29Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i’m gonna i’m going to risk it so that so that i’m gong to move my five and then the five that i pulled so i’m to Basil, and I am. Well, I don’t have an action.
21:47:17:0521:47:22:08Brin [GM]We haven’t got to the pull yet. It comes at the end of the order so after Eros, the pull will happen.
21:47:19:2921:47:20:12Jesse [Foulclaw]OK.
21:47:22:0821:47:22:15Jesse [Foulclaw]OK.
21:47:23:1021:47:28:05Brin [GM]Okay, so Jesse, So, Jesse, you’ve actually done three actions. Chris, you’re up.
21:47:28:0921:47:35:09Chris [TBD]i’m gonna cast misty step and try to pop myself 30 feet out
21:47:31:0121:47:31:13Brin [GM]Okay?
21:47:35:0921:47:43:16Chris [TBD]of the wherever no uh so i’ll pop myself behind
21:47:36:2921:47:41:07Brin [GM]Okay. Yeah, that’s instantaneous. Yeah.
21:47:38:1421:47:39:02Dave [Xeros]into the air
21:47:45:2321:47:46:08Chris [TBD]Eustace.
21:47:46:1021:47:47:04Brin [GM]Okay, go ahead.
21:47:48:1021:47:49:10Chris [TBD]Hold on.
21:47:50:0621:47:51:22Brin [GM]Chris, what was your first roll again?
21:47:53:1321:47:59:06Chris [TBD]18. Yep, guilds. And
21:47:54:0821:47:55:29Brin [GM]Is it your 18? Oh yeah, your gold, right?
21:47:56:2821:47:57:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh no!
21:48:01:2421:48:08:14Chris [TBD]what is that? What kind of position does that put me in? That puts me a little further away from that portal it looks like.
21:48:03:1421:48:04:14Brin [GM]That’s your action.
21:48:07:1721:48:18:24Brin [GM]It puts you further away from the portal. Yeah, it’s still going to suck you towards it. As you’ve made here, you see this energy aural start to sparkle and like pop around Eustace.
21:48:19:2421:48:30:12Brin [GM]You look up, and you see This I mean You’re very like you understand like lightning You see this lightning strike that is coming down from the heavens
21:48:26:0421:48:27:21Chris [TBD]Right. Heck yeah.
21:48:31:0221:48:36:23Chris [TBD]Towards the hammer? Okay. Awesome. Yep, I got an idea. Cool. Alright.
21:48:35:1921:48:40:08Brin [GM]Okay great as you do that your beard starts to like fill with electricity and like
21:48:40:2321:48:41:23Chris [TBD]It tingles!
21:48:41:2621:48:43:04Steve [Nortle]turns as puffy
21:48:43:0421:48:54:14Steve [Nortle]are there 20 rounds or
21:48:45:2621:48:53:28Chris [TBD]how close is the lightning bolt to the hammer? And how many rounds do you predict? Oh, okay.
21:48:54:1421:48:59:08Steve [Nortle]they’re only like a handful more because time is ticking down right
21:48:59:2821:49:05:28Brin [GM]ticking down i mean I’m trying to keep it around like 20 rounds so try to try to keep our
21:49:02:2921:49:10:15Chris [TBD]need to do anything else as far as
21:49:05:2621:49:08:27Steve [Nortle]we’ll see it’s almost 11
21:49:10:0221:49:12:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I guess five, yeah. Yeah, it is kind of.
21:49:12:2221:49:14:16Chris [TBD]I’m going to take a step towards
21:49:18:0021:49:20:27Chris [TBD]in my movement get as close as I can behind Eustace
21:49:21:2621:49:27:02Brin [GM]so yeah five feet that’s as far as you can
21:49:23:0621:49:24:22Chris [TBD]What is that? Five feet right now
21:49:27:0221:49:34:05Brin [GM]go all right so if you missed your step Brent
21:49:35:2221:49:40:22Dave [Xeros]feel like I’m pretty limited because I don’t have hands so I’m just going to reach to try
21:49:39:2021:49:40:15Chris [TBD]Still do stuff
21:49:40:2221:49:48:02Dave [Xeros]to grapple I got 12 what I get
21:49:42:2221:49:43:04Chris [TBD]Nice
21:49:44:0021:49:48:13Brin [GM]got 12? Yeah, whatever your athletics modifier is.
21:49:44:1121:49:47:10Chris [TBD]Plus your athletics
21:49:46:0621:49:46:25Steve [Nortle]Athletics.
21:49:48:0221:49:57:18Dave [Xeros]you okay okay okay sweet 19 19 right
21:49:49:2421:50:00:15Brin [GM]Yeah. I mean, you’re getting stuck that way, right? Okay, so what I would say is you’re holding your action because you haven’t gotten within five feet of him
21:49:54:2621:49:56:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah she’s going here
21:50:00:1521:50:10:01Brin [GM]so you’re going to use your action to hold actions so when you get to Foul Claw you can grab them. Okay, cool. And your first roll was
21:50:06:0521:50:15:00Dave [Xeros]that’s my plan when I get close enough and I roll at 19 was it a 5 I already
21:50:09:2421:50:19:00Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re gonna i think so you lost your katana
21:50:10:0121:50:19:13Brin [GM]the 5? Okay. Okay. Yeah, it was Oba’s Wakizashi?
21:50:10:2521:50:26:14Steve [Nortle]right?
21:50:15:0021:50:22:07Dave [Xeros]forgot I know I don’t know how to say either the short sword
21:50:22:0721:50:30:03Dave [Xeros]that goes with the katana yin and yang birds of a feather you
21:50:23:2221:50:25:14Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re going to yin and yang this thing.
21:50:25:1721:50:28:15Chris [TBD]You guys are just going to like spin because you’re Opposite poles.
21:50:30:0221:50:30:11Brin [GM]go,
21:50:30:1521:50:47:29Steve [Nortle]so i’m i’m uncertain when do we lose items 13 4
21:50:34:2321:50:43:28Brin [GM]Right now we’re going to roll three times You are going to lose 3 depending on what you roll So I need to roll your d20 three times Now i’m just going to have Steve start
21:50:41:1521:50:42:04Chris [TBD]Everyone?
21:50:47:2921:50:48:17Steve [Nortle]and 8
21:50:50:0521:50:57:18Brin [GM]13 four and eight Okay. 13, Nortle, you have lost your mess kit.
21:50:52:2721:50:53:02Dave [Xeros]like
21:50:58:0321:50:59:27Steve [Nortle]i never used you
21:50:59:2021:51:01:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:51:02:1321:51:03:18Chris [TBD]Good redheads!
21:51:02:2021:51:04:07Jesse [Foulclaw]What was that?
21:51:03:2521:51:09:20Brin [GM]13, your four, your purple filth veil roots, both of them.
21:51:04:2921:51:13:18Steve [Nortle]i don’t even remember i have those ha they don’t anymore
21:51:13:1521:51:17:28Chris [TBD]stuck in the crevices of your shell. This is embarrassing!
21:51:17:2121:51:26:24Steve [Nortle]eight yeah ah right
21:51:18:1721:51:22:00Brin [GM]Eight. All of your darts.
21:51:26:0321:51:28:15Dave [Xeros]feel bad whoever’s on the other side
21:51:27:2321:51:29:10Chris [TBD]On the other side of that, yeah.
21:51:30:0821:51:38:04Brin [GM]right jesse three times 17 15
21:51:35:2321:51:44:29Jesse [Foulclaw]17 15 14 it’s a good grouping
21:51:38:0421:51:47:13Brin [GM]14 all right 17 1514 uh jesse and you have lost with
21:51:39:2621:51:44:06Chris [TBD]16 please. Oh wow, man you are consistent
21:51:47:1321:51:53:29Brin [GM]your 17 all of your torches which can’t you have dark dark vision so i’m why do you even
21:51:52:2821:51:56:27Dave [Xeros]I had a bunch of torches too and I’m like, where did this come from?
21:51:53:2921:52:01:02Brin [GM]have torches uh 17 15 your hempen rope is gone and
21:51:54:0621:51:56:00Jesse [Foulclaw]they’re for burning stuff
21:51:59:2921:52:01:10Steve [Nortle]It’s like spaghetti.
21:52:02:2121:52:10:14Jesse [Foulclaw]oh no now how am i going to ascend anything Oh, my wings.
21:52:05:2121:52:08:07Steve [Nortle]Now how are you going to hike and climb?
21:52:08:2321:52:09:22Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:52:10:1121:52:11:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:52:13:1321:52:19:22Steve [Nortle]We’re really doing a whole sparking joy, clearing out my condo thing right now.
21:52:20:1121:52:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re actually like, oh, this is nice to declutter a little bit.
21:52:23:0721:52:25:20Steve [Nortle]I’m feeling less encumbered than usual.
21:52:26:2521:52:28:13Chris [TBD]Four, 16 and 11.
21:52:26:2721:52:38:17Brin [GM]what oh four okay all right you’re 16 you have lost nothing on 16. You have so little in your freaking inventory
21:52:34:2921:52:39:16Chris [TBD]Yeah. I told you guys
21:52:38:1721:52:41:10Brin [GM]that it backs out all the way out to 16.
21:52:41:0721:52:42:23Chris [TBD]TBD travels light.
21:52:43:0721:52:46:18Brin [GM]On your 11, you lose all of your parchment and on your four
21:52:47:2021:52:59:11Brin [GM]your whistle rattles around detaches from your neck and actually like the whistle trial of sound water whistle and while it’s flying away it’s actually making
21:52:49:2021:52:50:08Dave [Xeros]No.
21:52:52:2621:52:53:27Chris [TBD]the name of that whistle again?
21:52:56:1921:53:09:24Chris [TBD]Travels in water with
21:52:59:1121:53:01:27Brin [GM]a little song Do, do, do.
21:52:59:2221:53:05:23Dave [Xeros]it sings a melody um can it can it please feel all of us just
21:53:03:0821:53:04:20Steve [Nortle]yeah
21:53:03:2721:53:08:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, it totally should. We’re within range, right?
21:53:05:2321:53:13:21Dave [Xeros]can we roll can we enroll to heal roll a d12 right now 18
21:53:09:2421:53:10:18Chris [TBD]a shirt, why not?
21:53:09:2521:53:16:10Brin [GM]Yeah sure 12 all right yeah you guys heal up absolutely
21:53:11:2021:53:12:18Chris [TBD]Hey! 12!
21:53:12:2021:53:44:10Steve [Nortle]Oh, all
21:53:15:0521:53:15:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:53:16:0321:53:20:03Chris [TBD]This is the most bizarre encounter ever. I’m like, what is happening?
21:53:16:0321:53:16:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet.
21:53:20:0521:53:21:24Brin [GM]Brynn go ahead and roll me three times
21:53:23:1121:53:23:22Brin [GM]18
21:53:25:2621:53:26:17Brin [GM]14
21:53:29:1321:53:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh!
21:53:29:1721:53:33:24Brin [GM]Okay your 920 does nothing so You’re 18
21:53:34:2621:53:36:01Brin [GM]You are losing
21:53:37:2521:53:39:05Brin [GM]170 gold pieces
21:53:40:1821:53:44:24Brin [GM]And then on your 14, your tinderbox.
21:53:44:1021:54:05:08Steve [Nortle]right.
21:53:46:1621:53:48:06Brin [GM]Eros is going to roll three times.
21:53:50:2521:53:51:22Brin [GM]It’s a seven,
21:53:55:2521:54:02:11Brin [GM]and that 20 again and a one
21:54:04:2921:54:08:06Brin [GM]so as these things
21:54:07:2821:54:10:06Steve [Nortle]I think the gnat ones are like our best items.
21:54:11:2221:54:21:07Brin [GM]you see this black orb like fall out of Eros’ pocket and you guys see that it’s his crystal ball telepathy
21:54:21:0721:54:28:17Brin [GM]um his here can you can you put a this d6
21:54:28:1721:54:35:02Brin [GM]right behind you foulclaw um yeah kind of directly back
21:54:30:2021:54:32:12Chris [TBD]So he’s got that D12 up there.
21:54:35:2821:54:44:08Brin [GM]so nortle basil and fowlclaw you guys have a chance of opportunity to catch this
21:54:44:0821:54:52:16Brin [GM]as it’s flying back so every every single one of you it’s dexterity yeah it’s a dexterary throw
21:54:44:2521:54:48:22Dave [Xeros]no -handed basils reaching for this orb
21:54:48:1421:54:49:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:54:49:1321:54:51:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Catch it with your teeth.
21:54:52:1621:54:56:10Brin [GM]And to be able to catch this, 18 or higher.
21:54:52:2221:54:57:25Dave [Xeros]mine’s at disadvantage mine’s a disadvantage too
21:54:57:2221:54:58:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:54:58:0721:54:58:26Steve [Nortle]Dirty 20
21:54:59:0421:54:59:24Brin [GM]Dirty 20?
21:55:00:0421:55:01:01Chris [TBD]Nice, Steve.
21:55:01:0321:55:06:07Steve [Nortle]I’m going to say that I don’t catch it, but it just lands right in my face and pushes my head into my shell
21:55:04:0621:55:04:18Brin [GM]Yep.
21:55:05:1521:55:09:22Dave [Xeros]can it yeah can you just like go and like slips in your arm hole goes in
21:55:06:1121:55:06:26Chris [TBD]Bunk!
21:55:10:1121:55:11:00Brin [GM]All right, Nortle.
21:55:10:1521:55:16:01Chris [TBD]TBD looks around the solar and sees this walking shell with a crystal ball head.
21:55:10:1821:55:13:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh, I got a dexterity?
21:55:14:2021:55:15:05Jesse [Foulclaw]21.
21:55:15:2021:55:17:23Brin [GM]Ooh! Okay. All right.
21:55:17:0921:55:17:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
21:55:17:2621:55:18:26Steve [Nortle]Wait, I missed it.
21:55:19:2321:55:20:04Jesse [Foulclaw]look.
21:55:20:0021:55:30:08Brin [GM]OK. So, Nordle, it comes back and hits you in the face and you kind of shake it off and it slides. It’s the contrail going over the top of your head. It just kind of follows that and foul clawed.
21:55:20:2621:55:22:00Steve [Nortle]It pops out.
21:55:21:2721:55:22:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:22:0621:55:23:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:29:1021:55:30:10Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re too smooth.
21:55:31:0221:55:35:25Brin [GM]He slowed it down enough for you to kind of reach out and grab it so you have that in your hand
21:55:35:2421:55:37:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet. Wow.
21:55:37:0421:55:44:06Brin [GM]Crystal ball telepathy, so you can add that to your inventory. Once this goes into the inventory it isn’t going to fly in any of these, so FYI.
21:55:44:2421:55:56:08Brin [GM]Okay now the 20 was nothing and the seven for Eros is his trial-of-touch glove of the pale scale. Again, you guys all could make a chance
21:55:56:0821:55:59:21Brin [GM]to grab it if you want to go with this This is gonna be an 18 again or higher.
21:56:01:2121:56:02:05Steve [Nortle]14.
21:56:02:1421:56:02:23Brin [GM]14?
21:56:04:1921:56:07:20Steve [Nortle]It comes and slaps me in the face as he goes by.
21:56:07:2221:56:12:24Dave [Xeros]a dex a deck saving throw but I’m at disadvantage
21:56:07:2821:56:09:04Brin [GM]Eros kind of laughs.
21:56:07:2821:56:19:06Chris [TBD]deck saving throw, and then it went
21:56:11:1121:56:11:26Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
21:56:12:2421:56:19:26Dave [Xeros]son of a ah I had a 22 and then it went down to eight
21:56:20:1921:56:27:14Brin [GM]got a six okay all right you have the crystal ball
21:56:22:0921:56:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I got a six.
21:56:25:2021:56:26:22Steve [Nortle]Wouldn’t that be a seven?
21:56:26:1621:56:31:24Dave [Xeros]I wish that could have just slipped right onto my nub but it looked like I had a hand
21:56:29:0521:56:30:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Should have been.
21:56:32:0421:56:34:17Steve [Nortle]And the fingers are all like doing the little blah-blah-blabla.
21:56:34:2121:56:35:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:56:34:2421:56:47:16Steve [Nortle]All right.
21:56:36:1021:56:43:22Brin [GM]guys want you can take action now or we can roll to lose more stuff what do you wanna do actions?
21:56:42:1221:56:59:14Chris [TBD]towards
21:56:43:0121:56:44:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay yeah
21:56:43:0521:56:43:19Dave [Xeros]yeah
21:56:48:0221:56:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um did we move our oh yeah third five so i think basil and i are
21:56:52:0121:56:52:22Steve [Nortle]Let’s see.
21:56:54:1221:56:55:03Brin [GM]everyone needs
21:56:58:0321:57:04:21Brin [GM]Yeah, so you held action. You guys are actually… Let’s roll for the grapple So go ahead strength it has
21:56:59:1421:56:59:22Chris [TBD]your.
21:57:04:0921:57:06:21Steve [Nortle]No, she already did the roll.
21:57:06:0221:57:10:08Brin [GM]Oh yeah that’s right Yeah your holding your action Yeah so you and Falkal are grappled
21:57:06:0521:57:13:18Jesse [Foulclaw]she was holding hers this is the closest we’ve ever been
21:57:11:1221:57:11:26Dave [Xeros]awesome
21:57:14:0121:57:21:07Chris [TBD]and everyone’s moving five feet i moved five feet towards him
21:57:15:2321:57:17:28Dave [Xeros]It’s only a nanosecond, we can do it
21:57:16:1821:57:18:20Brin [GM]You’re moving towards Eustace Right now
21:57:17:2221:57:18:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:57:19:0821:57:19:29Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s okay
21:57:20:2821:57:23:19Brin [GM]Yeah because where is Your die?
21:57:21:0721:57:32:28Chris [TBD]i think mine was that one over there yeah okay yeah so put me back five feet and then over to your left. But yes, right there.
21:57:24:2421:57:28:05Brin [GM]Is that one? Okay yeah so you’re Moving towards your die Wherever that’s at
21:57:26:2921:57:37:26Steve [Nortle]All right.
21:57:30:2021:57:31:21Brin [GM]Over to the right
21:57:33:0121:57:33:19Chris [TBD]Thank you so much.
21:57:33:0421:57:34:02Brin [GM]Okay great
21:57:38:0221:57:44:23Steve [Nortle]So I see the hug and decide to join in.
21:57:45:0821:57:52:03Brin [GM]gonna join the hug wow i’ve my petard has been hoisted by
21:57:47:0421:57:51:13Steve [Nortle]So this is my athletics check 21.
21:57:47:2421:57:50:22Jesse [Foulclaw]going to have like advantage with each other, right?
21:57:52:0321:58:00:02Brin [GM]the closeness of the party 21 uh absolutely you can you’ll grapple into that tight hug and
21:58:00:0221:58:07:21Brin [GM]so all of you like how are you doing this are you just like grabbing each other like hugging each other, you’re like grabbing on at each other’s wrists.
21:58:07:1321:58:10:01Jesse [Foulclaw]no no no this is full embrace like
21:58:09:0721:58:11:08Steve [Nortle]Well, I mean they’re both pretty small
21:58:14:2621:58:15:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:58:16:1421:58:18:04Chris [TBD]It’s the weirdest hug.
21:58:17:1221:58:24:25Brin [GM]force is strong enough to pull you guys apart we’ll roll for that your joints will start to dislocate.
21:58:23:0821:58:30:16Dave [Xeros]okay I think Eustace should roll at disadvantage
21:58:25:0821:58:26:04Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh.
21:58:27:2021:58:31:17Brin [GM]So Nortle do you join the hug? That’s your action.
21:58:30:0621:58:30:25Steve [Nortle]yep
21:58:31:1621:58:33:22Chris [TBD]Power of friendship compels.
21:58:32:0621:58:43:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah don’t we have like a union yet kind of like you know triple threats between us or something because we’re all, you know, so strong. Don’t we get advantage now in our rolls
21:58:43:0221:58:44:21Jesse [Foulclaw]because we are all like helping each other?
21:58:45:0721:58:49:03Brin [GM]If he found out what this spell was you’d be able to find out how to counter it.
21:58:50:0321:58:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I make…
21:58:50:1621:58:53:17Steve [Nortle]yeah that’s in my wheelhouse everybody
21:58:54:2621:59:00:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I use Detect Magic on my action to see what spell is occurring?
21:59:00:0821:59:02:08Brin [GM]you can detect Mezzard. Uh-huh.
21:59:02:1721:59:04:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, I’m going to cast that.
21:59:05:2721:59:09:02Brin [GM]Eight? No, actually I’m trying to remember the level of the spell.
21:59:10:2521:59:13:09Brin [GM]Yeah, 18. You have to beat an 18.
21:59:14:0521:59:14:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh!
21:59:16:0921:59:17:01Steve [Nortle]just get it
21:59:18:0721:59:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw]This is an action this is for the duration
21:59:21:1821:59:28:29Brin [GM]This is a what type of investigation check would this be? Not religion. I would say this as insight.
21:59:28:1421:59:31:17Jesse [Foulclaw]but just the spell detect magic won’t it tell me
21:59:31:2621:59:33:29Steve [Nortle]doesn’t require a roll
21:59:32:2521:59:35:08Brin [GM]It’ll tell you what type. Yeah, it’ll tell you what type it is.
21:59:36:2221:59:44:05Brin [GM]Like, it doesn’t tell you the spell. It just tells you the type right? Because it’s Detect Magic. What does this spell say?
21:59:47:0221:59:48:03Dave [Xeros]Eustace again, again?
21:59:48:0821:59:52:01Chris [TBD]It’s a solar, the highest of all angels.
21:59:48:1321:59:48:27Brin [GM]Solar.
21:59:52:1821:59:55:28Steve [Nortle]yeah you learned the spell school of magic
21:59:56:0321:59:56:20Jesse [Foulclaw]yep
21:59:58:2522:00:01:07Jesse [Foulclaw]so yeah it would just be like the type of magic
22:00:01:1822:00:04:16Brin [GM]Yeah, um… It’s Chronomancy.
22:00:07:1722:00:08:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um
22:00:12:1022:00:18:22Jesse [Foulclaw]okay well then I don’t have I can’t make an investigation or something to figure out what’s going on
22:00:18:2022:00:20:11Steve [Nortle]Well, I mean it would be an Arcana check.
22:00:20:0122:00:26:22Brin [GM]Yeah, yeah, it would be- Okay so So you do know it’s Chronomancy That’s great
22:00:20:2322:00:22:01Chris [TBD]I can do that.
22:00:25:2922:00:28:18Jesse [Foulclaw]okay dang it
22:00:29:0422:00:30:02Brin [GM]And Chris
22:00:31:1822:00:34:01Chris [TBD]I’m looking up at the lightning bolt right now that’s coming down.
22:00:35:1322:00:41:14Chris [TBD]I want to assess about when it’s going to get at least 30 feet from his,
22:00:43:1822:00:46:18Chris [TBD]uh… From the hammer probably.
22:00:44:1622:00:55:14Brin [GM]From The Hammer Okay, yeah. So it will be there probably as your guys’ time is ticking down. It’ll probably be there on the… Not probably.
22:00:55:1922:00:58:15Brin [GM]It will be here to make a check.
22:00:58:2122:01:04:01Chris [TBD]Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost got away with that.
22:00:59:1722:01:01:07Brin [GM]Make a perception check.
22:01:04:0022:01:04:25Brin [GM]Yeah, 15 or higher.
22:01:05:0222:01:06:14Dave [Xeros]Oh my god
22:01:06:1722:01:07:03Brin [GM]You did?
22:01:08:1322:01:12:01Steve [Nortle]We just distract him well enough we can get away with these things guys!
22:01:12:0422:01:14:26Dave [Xeros]I was so fed up I was just giving
22:01:14:2722:01:26:07Chris [TBD]Perception 17 on
22:01:16:1122:01:17:17Brin [GM]Perception check, yep.
22:01:18:0122:01:19:26Steve [Nortle]Irritation leads to success.
22:01:19:1322:01:22:01Dave [Xeros]no need to roll let me just tell you the answer
22:01:25:2222:01:32:14Brin [GM]17. Okay. Okay, so yeah you know that you have about 20 turns it’ll land on the 19th.
22:01:33:1922:01:37:25Chris [TBD]last second to last turn. Alright?
22:01:34:1122:01:35:16Brin [GM]Second to last.
22:01:41:2822:01:46:21Chris [TBD]And then um… I’m gonna just try to get as close as I can to
22:01:47:2822:01:48:18Chris [TBD]Solar
22:01:49:1022:01:53:26Brin [GM]Okay? So you’re gonna move closer to him.
22:01:55:0422:01:57:16Brin [GM]All right okay that’s your turn
22:01:58:2622:02:00:20Brin [GM]and those are your actions all right
22:02:02:0422:02:02:21Brin [GM]Brynn
22:02:03:2322:02:15:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Not holding your hands
22:02:03:2422:02:04:22Dave [Xeros]uh
22:02:07:2522:02:10:16Dave [Xeros]I’m worried about my joints
22:02:12:0022:02:12:23Brin [GM]I would be two
22:02:15:0622:02:19:11Jesse [Foulclaw]You know But I guess You could lose A whole arm
22:02:18:0722:02:34:19Chris [TBD]rub it in you still good on time jesse no i’m
22:02:19:0422:02:21:07Dave [Xeros]I’m going to throw down a wall of force.
22:02:22:2622:02:28:26Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna try and punch the ground and throw down a wall around us three
22:02:23:1922:02:24:09Jesse [Foulclaw]It will be okay
22:02:28:2722:02:30:25Brin [GM]Okay Yeah go for it
22:02:30:1922:02:34:27Dave [Xeros]and I’m gonna do a spear instead of a dome no, I’m not
22:02:32:2922:02:34:02Brin [GM]You’re going do a sphere
22:02:34:1922:02:42:02Chris [TBD]not your guys are gonna get blown away immediately you hold the whole down to anything yeah because they’re all holding each other like this
22:02:37:2122:02:39:25Dave [Xeros]but in what direction
22:02:42:2522:02:49:10Dave [Xeros]so we could let go and the wall would stay put and we would all just hit the wall of force
22:02:50:1722:02:51:08Dave [Xeros]and be
22:02:51:1422:03:00:08Steve [Nortle]Well, I mean, the wall of force wasn’t at the idea that nothing could permeate it. So the magic that’s pulling on us would be severed.
22:02:59:0022:02:59:14Dave [Xeros]with
22:03:03:1022:03:08:18Dave [Xeros]I’m doing a dome because hopefully it will ground it a little bit.
22:03:04:1222:03:05:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I think you should do it down.
22:03:12:0522:03:13:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, yeah, I think that’s our best.
22:03:12:1222:03:14:29Dave [Xeros]All right, so what do you want me to roll?
22:03:15:1122:03:17:15Brin [GM]So you’re grounding. What do you mean a dome?
22:03:17:1722:03:20:15Dave [Xeros]I’m punching just a dome around us three.
22:03:20:1722:03:21:16Brin [GM]Okay, just a dome.
22:03:21:2722:03:32:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh but wait you can make a sphere though i kind of feel like sphere might be the way to go if it’s like above and below ground.
22:03:23:1722:03:35:09Dave [Xeros]I could make a sphere because we’ll be pulling – if we let go of each other, yeah, we would be completely encased in walled force.
22:03:37:0722:03:38:26Dave [Xeros]I’m going it. I’m using a spear.
22:03:38:1622:03:40:12Brin [GM]You doing a sphere? Okay, go for it.
22:03:41:0322:03:42:12Dave [Xeros]What do I roll?
22:03:43:2922:03:48:10Brin [GM]Concentration is wall of force. It’s just automatic, right? Can you read it for me real quick?
22:03:47:2222:03:58:13Dave [Xeros]If I – yes. If you, I basically just have to make contact with something. So like I’m punching the ground so I would have to be unarmed strike
22:03:55:1622:03:57:08Brin [GM]Okay, so that…
22:03:58:2822:04:04:05Brin [GM]Yeah, go pour it. So unarmed strike it. You’re hitting the ground. You’re forming a sphere around you.
22:04:05:0322:04:09:02Dave [Xeros]Is it an armed strike or is it just…I use my gauntlets
22:04:07:1222:04:10:15Brin [GM]Yeah, it’s an unarmed strike. Yeah, unearned strike.
22:04:10:2722:04:13:22Dave [Xeros]I got
22:04:16:1222:04:17:16Dave [Xeros]a 13
22:04:18:1622:04:30:13Brin [GM]13? Okay. I mean, It automatically happens So as you do that You make contact with the ground And you see this sphere form It cuts a hole in the ground
22:04:21:1722:04:23:15Dave [Xeros]if I make contact with the ground
22:04:30:1322:04:38:29Brin [GM]And it’s almost like You’ve uprooted This entire area So the sphere goes around you And as it’s happening You start to feel The wall of force Tip like a ball
22:04:39:1122:04:40:28Dave [Xeros]In what direction?
22:04:41:1122:04:42:06Brin [GM]We’ll find out
22:04:42:2122:04:45:10Chris [TBD]You guys are in a gerbil ball.
22:04:47:2422:04:49:23Jesse [Foulclaw]What else are we supposed to do, TBD?
22:04:47:2822:04:49:04Chris [TBD]You’re in danger!
22:04:50:0522:04:53:26Chris [TBD]I got an idea, but it can’t happen for another 19 turns!
22:04:53:2722:04:54:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:04:54:0622:04:54:26Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:04:54:2422:04:57:02Brin [GM]Eros is rolling again.
22:04:54:2522:04:55:08Steve [Nortle]Oh.
22:04:57:0222:04:57:15Steve [Nortle]Okay.
22:04:58:2922:05:06:21Brin [GM]That isn’t that one? So he actually already lost it. Great. All right. So we’re back to the top of the order. Everyone move back.
22:05:07:0122:05:18:20Brin [GM]Everyone inside of this sphere, I need you to… As this spell starts to intensify, I need your ability to make a strength saving throw
22:05:18:2022:05:20:09Brin [GM]Yeah, that would be holding on to each other
22:05:19:2822:05:27:26Jesse [Foulclaw]well so i have a question about that so the sphere is now tipping are we still being pulled inside the sphere it’s like
22:05:27:0822:05:29:10Steve [Nortle]So the wall of force has not stopped
22:05:29:1022:05:44:29Steve [Nortle]the chronomantic, but
22:05:30:1122:05:38:27Brin [GM]it hasn’t stopped the cromancy because it knows where you’re at if the force isn’t getting inside to you guys it’s just pulling on all of you guys at the same time so
22:05:39:2222:05:42:17Brin [GM]it’s pulling the closest thing so is going to start
22:05:44:2922:05:46:07Steve [Nortle]in all three directions.
22:05:47:1222:05:49:03Steve [Nortle]So it’ll stop?
22:05:49:1322:05:50:03Brin [GM]we’ll see
22:05:51:0222:05:53:06Chris [TBD]Whoever has the weakest hold.
22:05:54:0022:05:56:16Steve [Nortle]OK, but we got to do a strength saving throw is what you’re saying.
22:05:55:0022:05:55:24Jesse [Foulclaw]but we
22:05:57:0322:05:58:25Jesse [Foulclaw]still have to hold on to each other
22:05:59:0522:06:00:04Steve [Nortle]Now I’ve got an eight.
22:06:01:1622:06:04:21Jesse [Foulclaw]well, that’s why I’m wondering if we have to hold onto each other it gives us more actions
22:06:06:0122:06:06:28Jesse [Foulclaw]within the dome
22:06:06:0822:06:06:12Brin [GM]get
22:06:07:2922:06:13:01Brin [GM]okay you’re still holding onto foul claw so you’re grappling foul claw
22:06:08:1422:06:13:18Dave [Xeros]No, 19 plus 6.
22:06:09:0922:06:20:01Steve [Nortle]was that a nat 20 i got and i got eight
22:06:15:2622:06:18:02Jesse [Foulclaw]oh you got an 11
22:06:18:0622:06:21:29Brin [GM]11 okay Okay, so you’re grappling him.
22:06:22:2922:06:26:11Brin [GM]He’s not grappling anyone, and you are not grappling any one? Okay great.
22:06:28:2422:06:37:11Brin [GM]All right TBD you need to move… You did okay great! So we are at the top of the order Nortle
22:06:31:1822:06:33:22Chris [TBD]I moved. That did, yeah.
22:06:37:1822:06:45:22Steve [Nortle]oh right 10 15 7
22:06:45:2222:06:57:10Steve [Nortle]well oh i’ve been really bad at this then
22:06:47:0722:06:47:20Brin [GM]7
22:06:48:1822:06:50:26Chris [TBD]How many turns? How many rounds has it been?
22:06:51:1322:06:55:04Brin [GM]1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 We’re halfway through
22:06:56:2922:07:04:26Brin [GM]um and nothing happens
22:06:58:0822:07:07:28Jesse [Foulclaw]just tell him the time is up the spell’s broken all three oh
22:07:01:0422:07:10:21Dave [Xeros]On all three? What the hell?
22:07:06:1222:07:08:16Chris [TBD]I like to imagine there’s some…
22:07:07:2822:07:12:05Jesse [Foulclaw]a seven
22:07:10:2722:07:12:05Chris [TBD]He doesn’t have a lot of stuff either.
22:07:14:0622:07:21:14Jesse [Foulclaw]uh freaking four and an 18 18
22:07:20:1922:07:26:16Brin [GM]what 18 okay nothing happens chris
22:07:27:2422:07:28:10Chris [TBD]17
22:07:27:2822:07:36:11Brin [GM]17 so 17
22:07:30:0322:07:30:19Chris [TBD]Nothing
22:07:36:1122:07:44:15Brin [GM]is your yeah nothing damn it 13 you lose a small knife
22:07:40:2022:07:41:07Chris [TBD]13?
22:07:44:2422:07:45:11Chris [TBD]Later.
22:07:46:2822:07:48:17Steve [Nortle]Now, how are you going to butter your toast?
22:07:48:0522:07:52:29Chris [TBD]I really like TBD. TBD loves his toes. 13 again.
22:07:48:2322:07:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a butter knife
22:07:49:2322:07:51:01Brin [GM]And what was your last one?
22:07:50:0222:07:52:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:07:50:2122:07:52:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:07:53:1622:07:53:22Brin [GM]Okay.
22:07:54:2722:07:58:16Brin [GM]Your knife is already off into the blue, so you’re good.
22:08:00:0522:08:03:26Brin [GM]Okay. All right. And then Brynn.
22:08:05:1922:08:09:23Dave [Xeros]13 5 3
22:08:13:0522:08:13:13Brin [GM]Okay.
22:08:14:1522:08:19:13Chris [TBD]remind me how hold action works? Can I do it any time outside of my turn if I have a hold action?
22:08:19:2922:08:28:28Brin [GM]Yeah, yeah. Inside the round. So if you’re holding an action, it’s inside the round so before it loops back around that action has to happen or doesn’t actually happen at all.
22:08:29:2922:08:32:23Brin [GM]Okay, you rolled a 13-5 and 3.
22:08:33:2822:08:36:08Brin [GM]And then Eros is going to roll again?
22:08:36:1222:08:38:01Steve [Nortle]Wait, did you lose anything?
22:08:39:1222:08:40:06Steve [Nortle]Oh. Okay.
22:08:41:2122:08:44:07Brin [GM]Okay, Eros… What did he lose?
22:08:47:0822:08:48:10Brin [GM]Oh crap!
22:08:47:2322:08:51:17Chris [TBD]Teacher, do we have homework?
22:08:50:1922:09:01:08Brin [GM]So Fauna’s journal on an 8 rattles out of Eros’ pants.
22:08:54:0022:08:55:03Chris [TBD]I love that joke.
22:08:55:2922:08:57:06Dave [Xeros]that oh
22:08:57:0122:08:57:20Chris [TBD]Aww.
22:09:00:2022:09:02:23Chris [TBD]Is this you saying that you did have it?
22:09:04:0922:09:04:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:09:06:1022:09:07:07Dave [Xeros]stop
22:09:06:2322:09:07:11Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:09:07:2722:09:14:09Steve [Nortle]Wait, whose journal?
22:09:07:2722:09:17:07Brin [GM]It’s his way of spanning. happening um so it rattles out and flies upon us on
22:09:09:0322:09:15:19Chris [TBD]Yeah. That’s very good. Honest.
22:09:14:2622:09:19:27Jesse [Foulclaw]fauna it’s kind of important
22:09:17:0722:09:28:05Brin [GM]us the the ace mirror from there yeah flies out and starts to fly back towards you guys are you
22:09:23:1422:09:26:29Steve [Nortle]But we’re in the dome.
22:09:25:1022:09:27:10Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re in the dome or the spear
22:09:28:0522:09:29:08Brin [GM]going to drop the dome to try
22:09:31:2022:09:42:25Dave [Xeros]in hell do we need that i’m my
22:09:33:2222:09:39:23Jesse [Foulclaw]basil don’t we might but I think we’re going to die if you drop the dome I think we’ll die faster
22:09:39:2922:09:47:02Steve [Nortle]Do that again.
22:09:41:1922:09:51:19Jesse [Foulclaw]can I actually use an action right now are you saying I have an opportunity
22:09:42:2522:09:43:29Dave [Xeros]hand is steadfast
22:09:51:1922:09:52:17Steve [Nortle]for a reason
22:09:52:1322:10:01:18Brin [GM]of you have an opportunity to grab it if you dropped the dome it can’t you can’t go outside of the dome magic can’t get in magic canít
22:09:53:0122:09:57:21Jesse [Foulclaw]can I cast mage hand outside the dome try and grab it
22:09:54:2122:09:59:12Chris [TBD]I don’t think you can cast outside.
22:10:00:0222:10:00:22Steve [Nortle]I just can’t
22:10:02:0322:10:05:10Jesse [Foulclaw]But the chronomancy magic is inside that we’re still holding on to each other.
22:10:04:2922:10:08:16Chris [TBD]No, it’s affecting the spear not you guys
22:10:08:1522:10:11:26Jesse [Foulclaw]But you say we still have to hold on to it? We made a strength check because we’re still holding each other
22:10:16:2622:10:20:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay So we kind of have like mobility inside that we don’t have to be like
22:10:21:2322:10:26:02Jesse [Foulclaw]interlocked That’s what I wanted to know is if I could like move and what my actions
22:10:22:0122:10:22:24Steve [Nortle]Gerbil run
22:10:26:2322:10:35:06Brin [GM]All right. Is that it? So okay that hits boom like slaps up against it to a very particularly dirty page and then flips
22:10:36:0922:10:38:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Dang it I can’t take a screenshot of that Crap
22:10:40:2022:10:41:01Jesse [Foulclaw]No
22:10:44:0522:10:52:13Brin [GM]Okay, so as this is doing it, the force that’s on your dome has been multiplied by three.
22:10:44:2522:10:45:09Jesse [Foulclaw]illustrations
22:10:53:0422:10:56:14Brin [GM]You guys go 15 feet toward basils.
22:10:57:0522:10:59:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Basil’s is going to be over here because we’re kind of
22:10:58:1322:11:03:12Brin [GM]Yeah, towards basils, okay?
22:11:00:2322:11:08:09Dave [Xeros]feet so they’re not all
22:11:09:2622:11:12:11Steve [Nortle]Mine is, like, 10 feet away from us.
22:11:15:1022:11:25:11Brin [GM]so the gravity’s higher, so it can suck you guys faster. so the one thing about chronomancy is your wall of force will not survive going through there
22:11:25:1722:11:33:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I would like to point out it might have more volume not more mass necessarily I would just like to say empty dome
22:11:30:1122:11:32:12Steve [Nortle]I would just like to say…
22:11:33:2622:11:34:08Steve [Nortle]Nerd!
22:11:38:1122:11:46:08Brin [GM]or do you want to roll your three you are i think you’re kind of one of the what
22:11:39:2422:11:42:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m checking my textbooks while we’re inside this sphere.
22:11:46:0322:11:57:00Steve [Nortle]Wait, if something flies out of my pockets, it’s just gonna hit the wall. force i i know but i’m but so like uh if something were to come out it would
22:11:50:1522:11:51:14Chris [TBD]as of right now.
22:11:57:0622:11:58:03Dave [Xeros]can’t lose anything
22:11:59:1322:12:01:08Chris [TBD]As long as that wall
22:12:00:0922:12:01:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:12:01:0822:12:13:04Chris [TBD]of force is up, so your guys’
22:12:02:0122:12:08:15Brin [GM]It’s possible or the spell is just marked what you have on you and it’s just going to take it all at the same time
22:12:11:0022:12:11:20Brin [GM]one of two
22:12:11:0022:12:12:23Dave [Xeros]so you’re saying
22:12:13:0822:12:20:29Chris [TBD]goal this whole campaign is to keep that wall of force up for the next 10 sessions
22:12:16:1922:12:21:11Dave [Xeros]for the next nine minutes no ten minutes because this is only
22:12:21:0822:12:22:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:12:22:0522:12:23:13Jesse [Foulclaw]We’ll just live in here.
22:12:23:1222:12:23:26Chris [TBD]Yes
22:12:25:2222:12:27:01Chris [TBD]You’ll die of starvation
22:12:25:2922:12:28:28Brin [GM]alright do you want to do an action or do you wanna
22:12:27:1322:12:30:13Steve [Nortle]um yeah i’m gonna i’m going to
22:12:29:0522:12:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw]At least we’ll be with each other, okay?
22:12:30:2822:12:32:12Chris [TBD]We’re going to start eating each other
22:12:32:2822:12:33:24Dave [Xeros]worth it
22:12:33:1722:12:35:16Jesse [Foulclaw]We’ll eat Nortle’s toe first.
22:12:34:1422:12:34:29Chris [TBD]Yeah
22:12:35:2922:12:36:22Dave [Xeros]gross
22:12:36:1422:12:45:29Steve [Nortle]um singular uh i’m trying to concentrate here guys
22:12:36:2522:12:40:20Chris [TBD]It’s the most meatiest portion of his body.
22:12:41:0822:12:43:08Jesse [Foulclaw]He has two! He has one for each foot.
22:12:43:1022:12:44:02Chris [TBD]Big toe.
22:12:45:1822:12:45:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry.
22:12:47:2122:12:48:05Dave [Xeros]what to do
22:12:49:1022:13:00:02Steve [Nortle]um i want to do like um you know how bruce lee has that one move where he just like is a millimeter away from the guy and then he’s like and it’s just like yeah yeah yeah
22:13:00:0222:13:03:25Steve [Nortle]i want To Do That against The Wall of Force to push us towards
22:13:04:2422:13:05:29Brin [GM]to try to counteract
22:13:05:2322:13:07:05Steve [Nortle]just to, yeah.
22:13:07:0622:13:08:09Brin [GM]Okay, all right.
22:13:09:0822:13:10:01Steve [Nortle]So an armed strike?
22:13:10:0922:13:17:11Brin [GM]I would call an arm strike and because there’s five of you, I’m going to multiply…
22:13:16:2922:13:17:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Three?
22:13:18:2222:13:25:21Brin [GM]I’m only gonna multiply by two instead of three because there are three of you so it is a 15-30.
22:13:25:2822:13:29:24Steve [Nortle]A 30 with a nat 20 being sufficient.
22:13:29:2622:13:31:10Brin [GM]Nat 20 will be sufficient.
22:13:33:0122:13:34:20Steve [Nortle]Otherwise it would be a 27.
22:13:35:0822:13:36:11Dave [Xeros]saying there’s a chance
22:13:36:1122:13:38:01Steve [Nortle]I got a 22.
22:13:39:2322:13:49:09Brin [GM]So what happens to your hand as you’re doing that? I want to know what happened with your hand when you tried that.
22:13:45:2122:13:46:29Dave [Xeros]bloody knuckles
22:13:49:0822:13:53:22Steve [Nortle]Oh well, I’m really good at this so it’s fine. It might not have been
22:13:53:2222:14:09:19Steve [Nortle]effective but Basil
22:13:54:0622:14:05:12Brin [GM]As you hit the wall of force, it just reverberates and your physical strike has with the tension on the Wall of Force the Wall Of Force starts to crack.
22:14:04:2122:14:06:13Chris [TBD]Oh no!
22:14:06:2722:14:07:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Whoa.
22:14:07:0022:14:07:21Dave [Xeros]What?
22:14:08:1922:14:08:23Brin [GM]Yep.
22:14:09:1922:14:11:22Steve [Nortle]did you see that? That’s amazing!
22:14:11:2922:14:13:01Chris [TBD]That was quite the punch.
22:14:13:0722:14:14:16Dave [Xeros]You stupid.
22:14:15:1122:14:15:19Steve [Nortle]Yeah?
22:14:17:1522:14:19:08Steve [Nortle]It’s great to have your back sis.
22:14:21:0922:14:26:18Dave [Xeros]You have cracked the uncrackable and I’m about to crack your skull.
22:14:25:2422:14:27:29Chris [TBD]Some thematic
22:14:26:1322:14:28:21Brin [GM]Oh my gosh! Okay Jesse!
22:14:27:1022:14:27:27Steve [Nortle]Crackers
22:14:28:2922:14:38:05Steve [Nortle]Saltines filled with dirt?
22:14:29:1222:14:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, I’m going to make an arcana check and try to figure out what spell this is.
22:14:31:0822:14:37:00Dave [Xeros]This sphere is a physical representation of what your skull is going to look like in a few minutes.
22:14:33:0222:14:38:23Chris [TBD]The uncrackable
22:14:36:2922:14:40:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to use my Tides of Chaos to roll again. I have advantage.
22:14:40:1922:14:41:05Brin [GM]go for it.
22:14:44:0722:14:47:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I believe that’s a 19…
22:14:49:0022:14:52:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh! No! It’s a 21. 21?
22:14:53:0422:15:03:07Brin [GM]Okay you got a 21 all right you know exactly what this spell is um you have with your studies
22:14:54:0322:14:54:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah!
22:15:03:0722:15:14:02Brin [GM]your infinite amount of knowledge you dive into your brain library yeah and you have seen that
22:15:05:0322:15:09:22Chris [TBD]I’ve been letting him read the book of Cronomancy
22:15:11:0822:15:12:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Good studying.
22:15:11:1222:15:13:20Chris [TBD]That I had Have
22:15:14:0222:15:25:14Brin [GM]there’s two types of like color associated with chronomancy you have red and blue chronomancy okay and this is the
22:15:20:1522:15:21:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Red and blue.
22:15:25:1422:15:33:19Brin [GM]this is
22:15:33:1922:15:39:15Brin [GM]the chroniger the chronergy plane so each of these things are like ripping
22:15:39:1522:15:46:02Brin [GM]apart and sucking you basically into like a tear in space-time
22:15:47:0222:15:52:15Brin [GM]so that as you step through it you have no idea what happens on the other side
22:15:53:0622:15:59:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, but that’s like the spell is chronoplane.
22:15:53:2922:15:54:08Brin [GM]Okay?
22:15:56:2022:15:57:04Brin [GM]Yep.
22:15:59:0822:15:59:18Brin [GM]Yep.
22:16:00:0122:16:00:28Chris [TBD]Chronology plane.
22:16:03:1122:16:14:16Jesse [Foulclaw]You read it?
22:16:03:1622:16:09:07Brin [GM]Oh, I take that back. No, that’s Crimson Teleport. Sorry. I read it wrong. Yep. That’s Crimсон Teleport
22:16:05:1722:16:06:02Chris [TBD]Sorry.
22:16:10:1422:16:11:12Brin [GM]It’s way worse.
22:16:13:1122:16:15:07Chris [TBD]It’s red magic.
22:16:14:2222:16:15:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, which…
22:16:15:0122:16:19:24Brin [GM]I read the wrong one. Yeah, it’s Crimpson Teleport So it’s the red It’s the Red
22:16:21:2322:16:25:04Brin [GM]Do you want me to read this spell to you?
22:16:25:0822:16:28:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, what is this pill actually doing to us?
22:16:26:2322:16:35:13Brin [GM]It cuts a dimension door entrance Um It passes whatever passes through it Through a pressurized dimension exiting up to
22:16:36:0222:16:41:05Brin [GM]an infinite amount of space away, that is unoccupied.
22:16:42:1622:16:47:28Brin [GM]The pressurized exit causes a concussive siphon.
22:16:49:0122:16:55:05Brin [GM]Each creature that passes through it takes 18 D6 psychic damage
22:16:59:0322:17:07:25Brin [GM]and the caster of the spell regains 60 hit points by Siphoning off your life
22:16:59:1322:17:01:00Steve [Nortle]Can’t hurt what’s not there.
22:17:08:1322:17:08:29Chris [TBD]Yikes.
22:17:11:0022:17:12:14Steve [Nortle]Maybe we should just jump in.
22:17:13:2622:17:19:07Chris [TBD]Oh, you could already… The fact that he has this big booming angelic voice
22:17:19:0622:17:22:29Steve [Nortle]I mean, this is a lot of work. Maybe we could just go with the flow.
22:17:23:0222:17:24:02Brin [GM]It’s okay, I do.
22:17:25:0822:17:29:11Jesse [Foulclaw]times and places to go with I don’t think this is one of them, Nortle.
22:17:26:0622:17:27:02Dave [Xeros]do in my bag
22:17:27:0722:17:29:15Chris [TBD]Yeah, but I have a bunch of mini dice too.
22:17:28:2622:17:30:03Brin [GM]All right Chris you’re up?
22:17:29:0022:17:29:24Steve [Nortle]All right? Okay.
22:17:30:1522:17:41:26Chris [TBD]Okay, I’m going to do an action, but I’m holding it. And I will reveal what it is when it’s the second-to-last When it’s close enough
22:17:40:2222:17:41:02Brin [GM]Okay!
22:17:41:2622:17:42:23Chris [TBD]that
22:17:43:0222:17:54:06Brin [GM]Alright so I would say that you want to hold that action a little bit further down the way because it only lasts one turn So if your holding that action and nothing happens then you lose it You have to do it again A held action on me
22:17:43:2422:17:44:29Chris [TBD]the lightning is there.
22:17:53:1722:18:04:27Chris [TBD]I don’t think we’re going to get another round, you think? Before I get another action? Okay. If you think I’ll get one more round then I’ll wait
22:17:59:0522:18:01:00Brin [GM]Yeah Oh yeah You can totally get one more round
22:18:02:2922:18:05:18Dave [Xeros]a little more than halfway, right?
22:18:04:2722:18:15:25Chris [TBD]That’s fine. Yeah, but you said 19. Okay. Then perfect. I will move five feet toward him
22:18:05:1022:18:07:06Brin [GM]We are at half-way right now we are at 11
22:18:08:2922:18:11:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah, that’s when the lightning strikes.
22:18:09:1422:18:11:24Brin [GM]Yeah its gonna hit at 19 But Yeah
22:18:16:1122:18:17:19Brin [GM]Toward Eustis Right here
22:18:17:1522:18:19:05Chris [TBD]No. Behind him?
22:18:20:2122:18:22:04Chris [TBD]Yeah, right there. Perfect.
22:18:22:0022:18:25:02Brin [GM]Okay just to like counter out you’re being sucked over?
22:18:23:0522:18:23:24Chris [TBD]And then…
22:18:31:0322:18:35:08Chris [TBD]I’m going to try to detect… I’m gonna cast Detect Thought.
22:18:36:0322:18:36:22Brin [GM]okay great.
22:18:37:2622:18:41:16Chris [TBD]Oh, you know what? No, I am not.
22:18:46:2022:18:51:01Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Detect thought on Eros.
22:18:51:0622:18:52:22Brin [GM]On arrows okay
22:18:55:1522:18:57:19Brin [GM]You wanna know exactly what he’s thinking right now
22:18:58:0022:19:00:16Dave [Xeros]It’s just going to be a bunch of profanity, you know that right?
22:19:01:2222:19:04:17Chris [TBD]I do want to know what he’s thinking because when I look over at his face
22:19:05:2622:19:08:08Chris [TBD]I see an emotion that says otherwise.
22:19:09:0122:19:18:01Brin [GM]so his look is actually not overly terrified he’s bracing for a lot of pain but in his mind
22:19:18:0122:19:22:27Brin [GM]he’s saying just like when we were kids yeah
22:19:25:0822:19:27:19Dave [Xeros]Playing with some chronomancy on the playground.
22:19:30:0222:19:41:14Chris [TBD]But I would hope that Eros could sense that I am detecting his thoughts and maybe get a clue as to what we could possibly do.
22:19:41:0522:19:44:24Brin [GM]uh i will see if he can return that on his turn
22:19:44:2722:19:45:16Chris [TBD]Excellent.
22:19:49:1122:19:59:18Dave [Xeros]So I’m pretty worried about my wall of force. I’m scared that if this thing actually cracks is it gonna damage my gauntlets? Is it going to damage my gems? I don’t know what’s
22:19:59:0922:20:02:06Brin [GM]you were You were the 17, right?
22:19:59:1822:20:06:15Dave [Xeros]going to happen. Are you talking about in the initiative order?
22:20:06:2122:20:07:21Steve [Nortle]18.
22:20:06:2122:20:14:08Dave [Xeros]I was 18. In that case,
22:20:07:0122:20:07:19Brin [GM]You only…
22:20:08:2122:20:11:20Brin [GM]you cannot make any more actions. It’s just losing items.
22:20:15:0222:20:25:27Chris [TBD]wait did i lose the ability to yes thank you all right appreciate that
22:20:18:0222:20:25:24Brin [GM]Are you 17? That was your last one. You can do three. I will give you one more because I told you wrong.
22:20:26:1122:20:27:06Chris [TBD]Thank you, thank you.
22:20:28:0422:20:35:25Dave [Xeros]I just rolled an at one. 19.
22:20:29:2722:20:31:09Brin [GM]Not one. Ooh!
22:20:30:1622:20:30:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Cool.
22:20:32:2522:20:39:17Steve [Nortle]Well, either or with you, huh?
22:20:33:0122:20:33:22Brin [GM]What else?
22:20:36:0122:20:37:03Brin [GM]19. Okay.
22:20:39:2622:20:41:04Brin [GM]And what’s your third one?
22:20:40:0622:20:41:05Dave [Xeros]Amen to that.
22:20:43:0622:20:45:14Steve [Nortle]It was 13.
22:20:43:2322:20:51:22Dave [Xeros]I did it before. What was it? 13 or 14? I can’t remember. It was 13. You’re right. Fantastic.
22:20:47:2322:20:56:27Brin [GM]It was 13. Okay great. Your 13 has already been rolled You’re good. All right, it’s Eros’ turn so he’s going to roll see what flies out
22:20:54:0822:21:01:08Steve [Nortle]Not yet.
22:20:56:2522:21:08:16Dave [Xeros]so nothing i didn’t get any consequences for that in that one oh just a little bit it’s like getting a trim off the ears
22:21:03:2922:21:06:16Brin [GM]yeah but other than that
22:21:06:2522:21:09:28Chris [TBD]You said Arrows’ turn?
22:21:09:2122:21:12:16Dave [Xeros]that’s not true i turn into a full-on bunny size
22:21:12:1222:21:13:08Steve [Nortle]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:21:13:2122:21:17:08Chris [TBD]Don’t forget I am hoping he reciprocates.
22:21:18:0322:21:22:09Brin [GM]he will uh so he rolled a six his moon-touched rapier
22:21:24:2522:21:26:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, wait. Didn’t I borrow that?
22:21:27:2022:21:28:19Brin [GM]okay
22:21:28:0422:21:29:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Didn’t they borrow that
22:21:29:0522:21:30:01Steve [Nortle]That’s right.
22:21:31:2422:21:32:12Brin [GM]you got it
22:21:33:2922:21:42:17Brin [GM]I feel like this has happened via a very back-ended way, but fine. You got it.
22:21:35:0022:21:36:09Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:21:35:0022:21:36:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:21:35:0422:21:35:29Chris [TBD]Sweet.
22:21:37:2722:21:44:16Jesse [Foulclaw]No, no, no We borrowed it we were going to kill people
22:21:44:0022:21:49:26Brin [GM]No, no, I’ll just go to the one right below. So
22:21:44:0122:21:47:01Dave [Xeros]you know i feel like that sums up my whole campaign pretty well
22:21:51:1122:21:58:27Brin [GM]his lying liar comes flying out of his pants. Does anyone want to take a grab
22:21:53:0422:21:56:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, thank goodness. Oh my gosh. Yeah, get out of here.
22:21:56:1322:21:57:26Chris [TBD]Good riddance.
22:21:59:1022:21:59:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:21:59:2022:22:02:06Dave [Xeros]gonna let that thing fly into the deep dark depths
22:21:59:2222:22:03:16Chris [TBD]Let the thing shatter into a bit.
22:22:03:1722:22:06:10Steve [Nortle]I tried to make something cool, you guys. I really did.
22:22:06:2022:22:14:05Chris [TBD]It’s just who owned it was the issue. It is a cool item.
22:22:08:2322:22:11:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:22:10:2222:22:18:01Brin [GM]so his lying liar is gone okay oh all right this is where things start getting interesting
22:22:11:0722:22:12:25Jesse [Foulclaw]So we’re going to find where he is gone.
22:22:18:0122:22:29:21Brin [GM]um he rolled a 17 that’s 3 460 gold pieces all at the same time in a giant ball
22:22:20:0522:22:20:26Chris [TBD]Okay, awesome.
22:22:29:2122:22:40:16Brin [GM]that fly out and hit the crack that nortle has made in your sphere, wall of forest. It flies over there and you see it
22:22:38:1922:22:44:15Dave [Xeros]is that possible
22:22:40:1622:22:42:26Brin [GM]and it shatters that wall of forest just
22:22:44:1522:22:55:04Dave [Xeros]it’s not possible uh this girl i’m going to open my mouth
22:22:45:1222:22:47:01Brin [GM]he damaged it from the inside
22:22:47:0922:22:48:21Chris [TBD]That’s a lot of money.
22:22:49:1122:22:52:29Brin [GM]does anyone want to try to make a grab for 3,400
22:22:55:0522:22:56:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:22:55:1522:22:56:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:22:55:2322:22:58:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I’m just like you gotta get outside
22:22:55:2922:22:59:02Brin [GM]well I’m like you got to get outside of the wall of forests so
22:22:59:0422:23:07:28Dave [Xeros]no you said it’s cracked and it’s going in oh i see all right then i won’t
22:23:01:2622:23:06:21Brin [GM]no it started to crack it it started to spread it hasn’t completely cracked it yet
22:23:02:1522:23:09:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Just spread like the cracks were still
22:23:07:2422:23:08:24Brin [GM]okay alright
22:23:07:2822:23:13:05Dave [Xeros]I thought you meant the dome I thought the sphere was gonna be filling with gold pieces
22:23:09:0422:23:21:17Jesse [Foulclaw]uh -oh
22:23:13:2422:23:20:11Brin [GM]and 13. You see Eros’ violin fly off his back.
22:23:15:2622:23:28:20Dave [Xeros]I would have been oh no tough luck
22:23:19:2922:23:20:14Chris [TBD]Oh!
22:23:23:1122:23:25:14Brin [GM]Does anyone want him to try to make a grab for it?
22:23:28:0722:23:29:21Steve [Nortle]Eros remembers this.
22:23:29:0822:23:29:29Jesse [Foulclaw]TBD!
22:23:31:2022:23:34:09Chris [TBD]It is on the other side of me.
22:23:37:1122:23:40:07Steve [Nortle]Wait, which direction is…
22:23:38:0122:23:38:29Dave [Xeros]Should we let go?
22:23:38:0422:23:38:20Chris [TBD]It’s
22:23:40:0622:23:43:08Brin [GM]He’s right behind you guys. That, my die, the black one.
22:23:43:0122:23:44:27Dave [Xeros]That’s a lot of damage. I could die.
22:23:45:0122:23:48:14Brin [GM]Well actually with the D6 which was like right there yeah.
22:23:48:1922:23:52:18Steve [Nortle]I thought the d6 was just the orb. But okay, I get it now.
22:23:53:1422:23:54:09Brin [GM]taking is
22:23:54:1822:24:00:28Jesse [Foulclaw]you could say wait say that again you could die if the dome breaks is what he said
22:24:00:1022:24:06:26Dave [Xeros]No, no. If I take 18 psychic damage…
22:24:05:1622:24:06:17Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
22:24:08:0922:24:08:23Steve [Nortle]18d6.
22:24:09:0722:24:12:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we will all die so you should keep
22:24:11:2922:24:15:08Steve [Nortle]Again, Nortal should be fine. Can’t hurt what’s not there.
22:24:13:1722:24:21:14Brin [GM]This is the thing this is all based on mass. So if everyone goes through, it’s 18 D6.
22:24:17:0622:24:18:08Dave [Xeros]I shrink.
22:24:24:2422:24:25:14Dave [Xeros]Right.
22:24:27:1422:24:36:24Dave [Xeros]All right. Well, all right. I’m going to hold it. Sorry to the violin. There’s nothing I can do. I don’t even have hands, bruh.
22:24:32:0422:24:41:11Brin [GM]going to hold it up? Okay. So it’s cracked twice. I know. I totally get it. Okay. His violin hits and it
22:24:41:1122:24:48:14Brin [GM]makes that like when you drop a string instrument flips over and flies. We’re back
22:24:45:0822:24:45:28Chris [TBD]TBD winces.
22:24:48:0322:24:50:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh. Oh man.
22:24:48:1422:24:53:29Brin [GM]to the top of the order um nortel so you had the 12 right so you
22:24:48:2622:24:51:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, my ears definitely drop. That makes me sad.
22:24:53:2922:24:56:18Chris [TBD]Wait, wait, wait. You weren’t going to give me anything from…
22:24:59:0222:25:04:08Brin [GM]you’re saying and he is going to say in his mind
22:25:06:1322:25:07:29Chris [TBD]You can text it to me if you want.
22:25:10:2722:25:15:22Chris [TBD]I’ll still yell. Thank you so much for that suggestion. Teacher!
22:25:11:2022:25:14:25Dave [Xeros]Great. Thanks so much for that suggestion, Chris!
22:25:16:1422:25:17:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:25:16:2622:25:26:03Brin [GM]it christ teacher all right while we’re doing that europe you do you have three you have a total of eight so you actually
22:25:19:0822:25:22:04Steve [Nortle]And I still have actions.
22:25:29:1822:25:44:06Steve [Nortle]I am going to, since I
22:25:44:0622:25:54:16Steve [Nortle]still have my…
22:25:49:1922:25:50:07Dave [Xeros]Recent?
22:25:51:0322:25:51:20Chris [TBD]Oh, really? Yeah.
22:25:58:2922:25:59:26Steve [Nortle]Oh, where are they?
22:25:59:2322:26:02:02Chris [TBD]A lot of fun ages.
22:26:02:2622:26:06:28Steve [Nortle]Oh, it’s the Ikwala. Basically, it is like javelins.
22:26:08:2022:26:17:22Steve [Nortle]So, I’m going to stab them into the ground while also covering Bunny -sized Sister.
22:26:19:0322:26:24:00Brin [GM]like the ball is wrapped around you’re stabbing into the ground that’s inside the ball
22:26:19:2222:26:29:22Steve [Nortle]Like, right, yeah, yeah. to try to like provide some sort of stability to it yeah
22:26:29:2222:26:36:16Steve [Nortle]I’m not stabbing the wall I’m stabbing the ground that’s inside of the wall
22:26:39:1422:26:40:13Steve [Nortle]no
22:26:39:2922:26:50:14Brin [GM]and physics work. He stabs into the ground saying like I’ll save everyone! And he doesn’T realize that the earth is inside of the wall of force
22:26:40:0522:26:41:17Chris [TBD]Oh, it’s just a lot.
22:26:50:1422:26:54:20Brin [GM]so it just keeps moving. You guys are just kind of like
22:26:50:1722:26:51:05Steve [Nortle]yeah
22:26:54:1322:27:02:08Dave [Xeros]it like bounces back and gives him a bloody nose he rolls for it
22:27:03:2022:27:05:22Steve [Nortle]yeah I get a bloody nose
22:27:16:0222:27:20:04Jesse [Foulclaw]on us or Or is it only headed toward Nordle, Basil’s? OK.
22:27:19:1822:27:27:20Brin [GM]Yep, which is good because it was going toward anyone else bad things would be happening right now. Okay did I send that Chris?
22:27:31:1522:27:32:09Brin [GM]Does that make sense?
22:27:32:1422:27:43:20Chris [TBD]hold on
22:27:36:0722:27:39:16Steve [Nortle]as your previous DM I demand you show that to me
22:27:38:0622:27:39:15Brin [GM][laughter]
22:27:41:1922:27:42:13Dave [Xeros]your phone right now
22:27:43:2022:27:51:09Chris [TBD]hold on i don’t understand what
22:27:44:2022:27:48:20Brin [GM]All right all right so Nortle that was your action let’s go on Jesse
22:27:46:2822:27:47:19Steve [Nortle]yeah
22:27:51:0922:28:03:06Chris [TBD]the word lands mean means yeah but like okay okay got it
22:27:53:1022:28:01:23Brin [GM]when that spell lands the lightning spell lands at that hammer you don’t
22:28:01:2322:28:05:25Brin [GM]want to be within that many feet close to it.
22:28:03:0622:28:03:17Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:28:10:2922:28:13:00Brin [GM]OK, Jesse?
22:28:13:2322:28:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]uh this is my last action oh
22:28:14:1022:28:21:07Brin [GM]And you were the 16s so you have one more action that you can do is your last action.
22:28:21:1622:28:29:13Jesse [Foulclaw]my gosh uh i have no idea i mean i can’t cast anything
22:28:29:1322:28:35:03Jesse [Foulclaw]because i’m inside the dome and no magic will make it out at least um
22:28:36:2822:28:42:07Brin [GM]If you really want to concentrate on that crack and try to throw some magic out of it just might finish off the dome as well.
22:28:42:1222:28:48:18Dave [Xeros]or you could just ask me to drop it I guess he can’t. Can you do that in a
22:28:48:1122:28:58:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i think i think we’re still safer in the dome though yeah but we’re
22:28:51:0922:29:01:02Brin [GM]You’re in like a time dilation field So you guys are actually making actions It’s just over the course of this second So you’re watching all of this happen it in slow motion, but you guys are reacting very quickly.
22:29:01:0122:29:12:07Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re a ways away from your tear you know over here i feel like there’s still a decent amount of movement if we open it nordal’s portal is like right behind us he could
22:29:12:0722:29:19:12Jesse [Foulclaw]start getting like sucked into uh sheesh
22:29:19:1222:29:26:28Jesse [Foulclaw]uh can i uh can uh what’s his name uh eustace
22:29:26:2722:29:27:10Brin [GM]Yeah.
22:29:26:2822:29:34:26Jesse [Foulclaw]can he hear me there’s cracks though you said the spell could make it through
22:29:29:0522:29:31:14Steve [Nortle]Not through a wall of force.
22:29:31:2122:29:36:13Brin [GM]Not through a wall of force, but if you want to get up right next
22:29:39:0722:29:41:08Steve [Nortle]Your miniature beak.
22:29:42:2122:29:51:03Jesse [Foulclaw]uh okay um i’m gonna uh i’m going to try and persuade him
22:29:51:0422:29:51:17Brin [GM]Okay.
22:29:52:2522:30:03:21Jesse [Foulclaw]um to uh actually i’m doing deception and i’m
22:30:03:2122:30:15:21Jesse [Foulclaw]say we are actually not the empire uh these are not the droids you’re looking for yeah i’m gonna
22:30:10:0222:30:11:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:30:12:1922:30:14:17Brin [GM]You’re going to try to deceive them.
22:30:15:2122:30:26:18Jesse [Foulclaw]try well okay oh wait if i can okay well i might as well if i cast a spell through these cracks i’m actually going to try and cast charm person and i’m going to trying convince him
22:30:23:2422:30:35:14Steve [Nortle]to try and catch it’s zen who’s like coming after us it’s chronomancy
22:30:26:2322:30:32:24Chris [TBD]He’s the one moving slow in time, right? That’s the way he… Like, the hammer is slowing. So I don’t feel like he has.
22:30:36:1422:30:39:19Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s not affiliated with it though this all started when he showed up
22:30:39:2922:30:45:21Steve [Nortle]I think those happened at the same time. I don’t think that they’re connected.
22:30:46:2622:30:49:11Dave [Xeros]asking for heroes one second and then the next
22:30:51:1022:30:53:02Chris [TBD]He’s bringing the band hammer down.
22:30:54:0622:30:58:17Chris [TBD]That’s a good thought, Norrell. Very good thought. Yeah?
22:30:57:2922:30:59:10Steve [Nortle]I’m scared, too.
22:31:02:0922:31:02:26Steve [Nortle]SMRT
22:31:05:2122:31:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]well okay then uh wherever zen is at i’m just speaking to the universe i guess whatever zen is i’m gonna charm zen because he’s obviously he has to be within
22:31:10:2722:31:12:21Brin [GM]you’re gonna speak into the universe
22:31:17:1222:31:24:15Jesse [Foulclaw]how far distance of it he’s somewhere nearby 30 feet
22:31:25:2222:31:31:10Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s just in another dimension right he’s just on another plane but still 30 feet away so
22:31:32:1022:31:33:19Dave [Xeros]door to that dimension is
22:31:33:2922:31:42:12Brin [GM]um that’s a charisma check right and i’m not i’m you can throw out this charisma check, and we’ll just see what happens.
22:31:43:1322:31:45:26Brin [GM]So go ahead, roll
22:31:44:1322:31:50:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know sorry i don’t know what else to do guys uh yeah so
22:31:49:1022:31:49:28Dave [Xeros]seduction
22:31:50:2622:31:59:25Jesse [Foulclaw]um it’s
22:31:51:1422:31:53:14Steve [Nortle]Tiny, tiny little buttons.
22:31:53:1922:31:58:01Brin [GM]for that? Any person that’s trying to save against this have to make?
22:31:59:2522:32:10:29Jesse [Foulclaw]a 15 is all trying to figure out if i can give you disadvantage but I don’t think that I can anyway. I can, though. I do have a little modifier but it’s not going to make a difference.
22:32:12:1422:32:15:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Just a little tip the scales?
22:32:13:2722:32:14:21Steve [Nortle]doesn’t he have like
22:32:14:1522:32:18:25Brin [GM]That’s a nat 20, so the save is 36.
22:32:15:2622:32:21:01Steve [Nortle]I was going to say isn’t And he’s like 17.
22:32:21:1322:32:28:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I thought I was speaking to freaking Ghost of Christmas Future over here and it’s no It’s not him apparently.
22:32:25:2222:32:27:00Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:32:28:0722:32:39:27Brin [GM]Yeah, so you’re boyish attempts at trying to charismatically like stop an entity of the universe just kind
22:32:39:2722:32:50:22Brin [GM]of disappears into the ether all right um uh oh we didn’t move everyone back so you guys need
22:32:43:0522:32:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. All right.
22:32:45:1922:32:46:28Chris [TBD]soft, whispery fart.
22:32:47:2322:32:49:17Steve [Nortle]Oh, thanks TBD.
22:32:48:1522:32:50:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Thanks TBD. Thank you.
22:32:50:2222:32:58:17Brin [GM]to move another 15 feet okay and
22:33:05:0822:33:08:11Chris [TBD]Okay, is this the hold action one or is this rolling to see what we lost?
22:33:07:1222:33:13:27Brin [GM]If you want to hold the action, I would still wait. But you can roll three to lose items.
22:33:11:2722:33:15:06Chris [TBD]I don’t want to do that.
22:33:19:0522:33:25:14Chris [TBD]Oh! Is this like a turn where I can also take an action? Not like a… I can’t.
22:33:24:1122:33:31:26Brin [GM]No. Like, you have one action left to take. And if you wanna do a hold action, you’re gonna have to wait until that comes down on basically round 18.
22:33:32:0022:33:38:12Chris [TBD]And does telling people anything count as an action, or is that just a side thing you can do? Okay.
22:33:36:0722:33:40:17Brin [GM]I’ll give you free action on that one if you want somehow connect with them.
22:33:40:2422:33:46:20Chris [TBD]I’m going to be like, stay away! As loud as I can.
22:33:49:1622:33:51:19Brin [GM]All right? Roll your three numbers.
22:33:52:0622:33:59:19Chris [TBD]12, 14, 10.
22:34:00:1522:34:03:24Brin [GM]Okay, 12, 13, 10… Let’s see.
22:34:05:1022:34:07:16Brin [GM]12, a little bag of sand.
22:34:10:1322:34:19:08Brin [GM]14 your backpack so everything yeah you’re backpack and everything that’s in it
22:34:12:1222:34:12:29Chris [TBD]No!
22:34:15:2622:34:16:29Chris [TBD]Backpack, backpack.
22:34:20:1122:34:21:06Brin [GM]That sucks
22:34:21:1122:34:25:04Chris [TBD]Well, I don’t know what’s considered inside the backpack.
22:34:25:1822:34:28:14Brin [GM]It’s whatever is inside the back pack So I would consider this
22:34:28:0522:34:34:17Chris [TBD]Book, ink, ink pen, little bag of sand, parchment, small knife. That’s what I see in the backpack now.
22:34:34:0822:34:36:18Brin [GM]And the rest of your gold pieces
22:34:37:2222:34:38:02Chris [TBD]That’s fine.
22:34:38:0122:34:49:23Brin [GM]So 115 No Gold Everything else has gone and then you rolled a 10, okay. Yeah it doesn’t matter, It’s gone with your backpack
22:34:44:0222:34:44:08Chris [TBD]10.
22:34:49:2322:34:56:23Brin [GM]so basically if you have to roll a one two six at this point to lose anything
22:34:58:0122:34:59:29Brin [GM]Okay, so Bryn?
22:35:00:1322:35:03:06Dave [Xeros]I’m done, right? I just am losing items.
22:35:01:1722:35:04:08Brin [GM]Yeah you can’t yet You’re just losing stuff
22:35:04:2922:35:05:25Dave [Xeros]Nat 20.
22:35:06:1922:35:08:13Brin [GM]Oh nothing Yep
22:35:07:1022:35:07:28Dave [Xeros]Nothing.
22:35:07:1222:35:14:12Jesse [Foulclaw]do it again do it again wow
22:35:09:2222:35:10:22Dave [Xeros]Nat 20!
22:35:10:1922:35:11:24Chris [TBD]Oh, my God!
22:35:13:1322:35:26:06Steve [Nortle]Again, we
22:35:14:2322:35:17:15Chris [TBD]Oh, 17 is still really good. Jeez, Bryn.
22:35:15:1822:35:23:18Brin [GM]17. All right, all right, very cool. All right Eros is rolling.
22:35:24:2822:35:26:29Brin [GM]He’s going to be losing three different things.
22:35:26:0622:35:45:04Steve [Nortle]don’t
22:35:29:1222:35:31:01Brin [GM]Guys he’s losing some bad stuff.
22:35:34:0022:35:42:07Brin [GM]That’s his tier of Saluneh the Amulet of the Devout just like rips off his neck and flies away does anyone want to try to grab that?
22:35:36:0922:35:37:24Jesse [Foulclaw]stop
22:35:45:0422:35:45:14Steve [Nortle]have a
22:35:46:0822:35:47:10Dave [Xeros]me to drop the wall of force.
22:35:48:2622:35:48:28Brin [GM]Okay
22:35:48:2722:35:50:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean, at this point,
22:35:51:2822:35:53:11Steve [Nortle]You will be fine
22:35:52:1222:35:58:12Jesse [Foulclaw]also I can’t do anything inside the wall of course anyway. But you guys are in danger.
22:35:55:2822:35:56:16Dave [Xeros]inevitable.
22:35:57:1522:36:08:24Steve [Nortle]As soon as it drops A bunch of stuff is going to fly out because that’s what happened like we lost nothing before and so all that’s just waiting And both you and I
22:36:08:2422:36:14:19Steve [Nortle]will get sucked into our respective spots without quality fine because he’s got so much space
22:36:13:2022:36:24:25Brin [GM]19 so that is three thousand four hundred and sixty gold pieces hit the wall of
22:36:24:2522:36:34:09Brin [GM]force it cracks all the way around and there’s like an inch on the other side if that connects the wall of force is gone.
22:36:36:1422:36:36:25Chris [TBD]chance.
22:36:37:2322:36:42:01Brin [GM]All right, unless you guys want to drop it and grab 3,460 gold pieces.
22:36:47:0222:36:49:09Jesse [Foulclaw]and fix the wall of course is that does it work
22:36:49:1222:36:51:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:36:50:2222:36:53:17Steve [Nortle]we’re in a time dilation. We have all the time we need
22:36:52:2922:36:56:01Chris [TBD]All the time we want, speaking of which.
22:36:54:0222:36:56:00Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah right I mean we’re slowed down
22:36:54:2822:37:01:14Brin [GM]All right end up 15 so he loses all of his Veil Stones.
22:37:03:2822:37:09:26Brin [GM]Yep okay great back to the top. Norl I think your pretty much the only one that has actions except for you right Chris?
22:37:10:2922:37:18:15Brin [GM]Okay we’re gonna roll everything out for next little bit and then you want to hang on to your actions or do you want to do an action this time around?
22:37:18:1222:37:25:22Steve [Nortle]yeah i’ll hold on to him because there’s nothing to do in here uh
22:37:22:2622:37:34:00Brin [GM]Okay, how many actions do you have left? You’ve done four. You have four more right? Okay so yeah just roll out your three in the last four or four actions
22:37:25:2222:37:36:20Steve [Nortle]four yeah all right I rolled a 3, that’s bad.
22:37:36:2422:37:39:09Steve [Nortle]A 7 again and a 14.
22:37:39:2122:37:41:00Brin [GM]3-7-14 okay
22:37:42:0822:37:42:19Brin [GM]Jesse
22:37:44:0322:37:50:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Before I do this, I did cast two spells and I didn’t roll for Wild Magic Surge. I would like to request
22:37:51:2922:37:55:12Jesse [Foulclaw]depending… If I roll one depending on the
22:37:56:2822:38:05:16Jesse [Foulclaw]effect I would like to ask to request bonus action to work with depending on what happens to me if it happens
22:37:57:1422:37:58:06Brin [GM]Uh huh
22:38:03:0522:38:14:18Brin [GM]Okay I absolutely I’ll give this to you but I will only let let the wild magic happen after the dome has split because there’s no Magic.
22:38:17:0022:38:20:09Dave [Xeros]drop it anytime just tell me mine’s
22:38:18:2422:38:28:11Brin [GM]So you can have it on your next turn, and then just roll three more times and then the next time yes. I’ll let if it splits and breaks? Yes absolutely. It is almost like a held reaction.
22:38:28:0622:38:37:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay all right 13 18 12
22:38:40:1122:38:42:07Brin [GM]go ahead
22:38:40:1222:38:48:10Chris [TBD]okay what’s this for and is this where
22:38:48:1022:39:00:02Chris [TBD]i hold my action or oh four don’t do
22:38:50:0622:38:51:28Brin [GM]The next one is when you want to hold your action.
22:38:56:1622:38:58:29Brin [GM]Four, oh, oh.
22:39:00:0222:39:07:25Chris [TBD]it don’t do it oh heck yeah awesome
22:39:01:0222:39:02:11Brin [GM]Oh, Chris.
22:39:03:2222:39:08:24Brin [GM]You already rolled that because it was your trial of sound water whistle. Go ahead and roll again.
22:39:07:2522:39:15:22Chris [TBD]uh one no please no i need that i
22:39:11:1222:39:13:04Steve [Nortle]Oh, there goes both of these.
22:39:14:0922:39:16:21Brin [GM]No, your spellbook’s gone.
22:39:15:2222:39:24:23Chris [TBD]can’t cast any spells at all without spellbook i thought that was just how i learned the spells and then i could
22:39:17:2222:39:19:10Brin [GM]You can’t cast any spells.
22:39:25:1422:39:27:17Brin [GM]It says spellbook catastrophic
22:39:29:2522:39:35:03Chris [TBD]Okay, now you know that it was my piece of paper that was taped to the back of my guitar that was my spells.
22:39:35:2022:39:36:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:39:37:0422:39:38:11Chris [TBD]Is that one and the same?
22:39:40:2422:39:48:20Brin [GM]just because that’s such a deep dive? Absolutely. You have whatever spells are on your set list.
22:39:42:0622:39:44:15Chris [TBD]My set list! My setlist.
22:39:42:2122:39:44:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:39:48:1522:39:49:26Chris [TBD]That’s the ones that I have.
22:39:50:1122:39:50:21Brin [GM]Okay?
22:39:50:2222:39:52:17Dave [Xeros]greatest DMF you I have ever.
22:39:51:2922:39:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:39:52:0922:39:52:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:39:52:1022:40:01:13Brin [GM]You just, you wrote really, really tiny and wrote all of your spells in your entire spell book on the back of your guitar.
22:39:59:2922:40:11:07Chris [TBD]No, no, no. Just the ones that I Have Available for me. Like The Spellbook has a lot more spells in it but I don’t have them. It’s whatever ones I have armed, right? Okay, awesome. Alright.
22:40:07:1222:40:07:25Brin [GM]You got them.
22:40:10:1522:40:11:03Brin [GM]Yep. Absolutely.
22:40:11:2722:40:14:11Chris [TBD]And then One More Roll which is say, 16.
22:40:14:2022:40:15:09Brin [GM]What?
22:40:15:2422:40:16:10Chris [TBD]16.
22:40:16:1722:40:19:19Brin [GM]16. And Chris, you shrink down to what size?
22:40:23:1622:40:35:07Chris [TBD]So in this rolling it wasn’t an action. We’re just determining which items are being taken. It wasn’t like I took an action so how in the world would that shrink me down?
22:40:31:2522:40:43:23Brin [GM]Yeah, I think everyone has shrunk except for Nordle. Yep. If I hadn’t done it for everyone else, I would say you’re right, but I’ve done it with everybody else.
22:40:36:2022:40:38:29Steve [Nortle]Except me. Except typical.
22:40:39:2122:40:40:05Chris [TBD]Alright, so
22:40:43:2622:40:46:05Chris [TBD]guys you need to be thinking logically here
22:40:45:2722:40:46:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:40:47:2922:40:56:02Brin [GM]All right, and then your last one was a 14, right Chris? 16, all right, and your 16 is gosh damnit nothing again.
22:40:50:1222:40:50:28Chris [TBD]16
22:40:52:0522:41:04:05Chris [TBD]so I’m 7 inches tall I don’t have a lot of stuff I’m a man, I’m like Hawkeye I don’T call myself privy
22:40:57:2222:40:58:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice.
22:40:59:2622:41:09:23Brin [GM]You’re very Spartan. uh all right we are gonna move 15 feet this way chris since you have shrunk so far
22:41:09:2322:41:14:23Brin [GM]you are now at 3x speed as well going towards yours so you’re gonna go 15 feet
22:41:15:2322:41:17:01Chris [TBD]I can still do it.
22:41:17:0822:41:18:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep, okay.
22:41:19:2022:41:37:12Steve [Nortle]I think it’s
22:41:20:1322:41:22:26Dave [Xeros]Listen, just push the die back.
22:41:27:1622:41:37:17Brin [GM]gonna resolve basically the last things that you guys may lose you have four actions today I’m gonna let you take all four of them together Chris
22:41:37:1722:41:42:19Brin [GM]you have one action to take through then losing three other items and then everyone else is just
22:41:40:2622:41:41:26Chris [TBD]now
22:41:42:1922:41:50:02Brin [GM]losing items now. And yes, you have a potential action and you are taking it right now because
22:41:43:2222:41:45:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I have a potential action.
22:41:50:0222:42:00:20Brin [GM]as that wall of forest came up to that tear, it started to suck it into a cone shape which is actually good for you guys that it’s breaking because it would have started to smash you
22:42:00:2022:42:04:16Brin [GM]guys inside the wall of force, The Wall Of Force completely shatters.
22:42:03:2422:42:06:18Chris [TBD]will happen
22:42:06:1622:42:08:11Dave [Xeros]Nothing happens to me, right?
22:42:06:1822:42:08:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, an 11.
22:42:08:1822:42:13:20Brin [GM]And we’re gonna go back and Brynn you lose 13
22:42:14:0622:42:14:20Dave [Xeros]Nothing.
22:42:17:1322:42:19:09Brin [GM]You’d lose your rope number five
22:42:18:0722:42:20:00Dave [Xeros]Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn’t enroll.
22:42:20:0322:42:21:20Steve [Nortle]This is from before.
22:42:20:0422:42:23:14Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s for all the stuff the dome with us yeah
22:42:21:0022:42:27:09Brin [GM]it’s for all the other stuff so uh… Your leather armor is gone
22:42:27:2622:42:28:11Dave [Xeros]Coo-coo.
22:42:28:2022:42:30:21Brin [GM]Your knuckles of change are gone
22:42:30:2522:42:31:08Dave [Xeros]No!
22:42:32:0622:42:33:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Your gauntlets?
22:42:32:2022:42:33:29Dave [Xeros]That’s not possible. No.
22:42:33:1122:42:33:29Chris [TBD]no
22:42:34:0722:42:45:28Brin [GM]Yeah yeah It just ripped them off your hands uh then you had a 2020 17 right 17 all of your gems are gone uh
22:42:39:0322:42:40:19Chris [TBD]oh it went for Tiger Row
22:42:45:2822:42:46:18Brin [GM]jesse
22:42:46:1322:42:47:22Dave [Xeros]It’s getting pretty late guys.
22:42:46:2022:42:55:10Steve [Nortle]yeah those profanities also come flying out of the wall of force they had been stored up
22:42:58:2422:43:09:21Brin [GM]because i gave i gave opportunities on one other thing to have this happen and do it for you your tablets of light are getting sucked out, I will let you…
22:43:10:0622:43:21:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Or you could give Basil an opportunity because her stuff is also flying past me mine would mine would go past her so i i do want to try and grab her gauntlets
22:43:14:1022:43:18:14Brin [GM]Exactly. Basil, you have an opportunity to grab it. So we’re back to that again. Yes?
22:43:20:1522:43:26:01Dave [Xeros]is this is Dex and catch all my gems too.
22:43:21:0222:43:24:04Jesse [Foulclaw]if i can because they’re going past me right
22:43:26:1622:43:28:17Steve [Nortle]with your tiny little beak
22:43:27:1922:43:30:28Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i guess i can roll for each one huh that goes past
22:43:30:0122:43:34:11Brin [GM]This is all happening at the same time. You guys stack this so you can grab one item and that’s it.
22:43:34:1022:43:40:08Jesse [Foulclaw]one okay i’m going for the yeah so she knows what to grab but the tablets
22:43:35:2322:43:38:00Brin [GM]Do you want me to give your entire list?
22:43:39:1122:43:44:16Brin [GM]Your tablets of light are flying out. Your dreamcatcher is flying out
22:43:46:2622:43:55:21Brin [GM]your water skin is flying out, your hammer is flying out your five gold pieces are flying
22:43:51:2922:43:52:10Jesse [Foulclaw]No.
22:43:57:0122:43:57:24Brin [GM]and
22:43:57:0622:44:01:02Steve [Nortle]Freaking scenario! Arrhythmia, these worldly things!
22:43:58:1522:44:01:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Rid me of these worldly things!
22:44:01:1322:44:02:29Brin [GM]you’re crowbar
22:44:03:1022:44:05:08Brin [GM][laughter]
22:44:03:1222:44:06:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah! I used it one time! Yeah, yeah.
22:44:03:2922:44:05:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:44:06:0222:44:11:23Brin [GM]so yeah I mean it’s basically between his tablets of light or his dream catcher
22:44:11:0522:44:15:10Jesse [Foulclaw]And the crowbar. The tablets are going to probably be more valuable.
22:44:12:0822:44:14:12Dave [Xeros]do you want me to try to catch okay
22:44:14:0022:44:16:28Brin [GM]okay and then Nortle
22:44:21:1622:44:22:17Chris [TBD]jeez louise
22:44:22:2022:44:30:21Brin [GM]no you can still grab Your traveler’s clothes are gone, Nortle.
22:44:26:2022:44:28:27Chris [TBD]20 or 1 which one do you want
22:44:34:2822:44:38:22Steve [Nortle]I’m not in a position to try pull them out
22:44:39:2122:44:42:04Brin [GM]Your WKLWA?
22:44:42:1422:44:45:04Steve [Nortle]yeah those are like my javelin things
22:44:46:2022:44:48:07Brin [GM]And you guys can try to grab these.
22:44:50:0522:45:01:20Steve [Nortle]my stick chops no does anyone
22:44:54:1522:44:56:20Chris [TBD]Food will never taste good again!
22:44:55:0522:45:05:16Brin [GM]and then 14 50 feet of pimpin rope want to try to grab his stick chops you guys can only grab one thing
22:45:05:2722:45:07:14Jesse [Foulclaw]between all of us
22:45:06:1222:45:10:12Brin [GM]between all of us you can grab for one thing of that entire grouping
22:45:09:2922:45:13:15Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i tried to grab the gauntlets and i rolled a nine
22:45:13:2922:45:17:12Brin [GM]the gauntlets hit you in the face and go right through the portal
22:45:16:2622:45:19:24Jesse [Foulclaw]to punch me in the face one last punch before
22:45:18:2122:45:23:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:45:18:2522:45:21:02Chris [TBD]Did he heal ya?
22:45:19:0222:45:26:22Steve [Nortle]oh yeah I’m already at full health but give me some advice
22:45:19:0522:45:20:01Brin [GM]one last
22:45:19:1022:45:25:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:45:21:0322:45:23:29Dave [Xeros]there’s just like a oh can i roll for that
22:45:21:1522:45:22:20Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah my heel
22:45:23:0522:45:24:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:45:23:1722:45:24:17Brin [GM]yes absolutely
22:45:24:2322:45:28:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m already at full health but give me some temporary HP
22:45:27:0722:45:27:15Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:45:27:2322:45:38:04Dave [Xeros]I got a five. It didn’t work, and I tried to catch your tablets, and I rolled an at one.
22:45:29:0022:45:31:18Brin [GM]I would have loved giving temporary
22:45:33:1322:45:34:17Brin [GM]your guys are going to need it
22:45:40:1922:45:41:13Brin [GM]shrank again
22:45:43:0622:45:51:11Brin [GM]now that you’re shrunk you’re shrunken and you’re shrunk, at the end of this turn you will move 15 feet instead of five.
22:45:45:1622:45:48:05Dave [Xeros]I look like a baby bunny now instead of an adult.
22:45:50:0522:45:54:25Jesse [Foulclaw]okay do I need to roll the Wild Magic Surge now for those?
22:45:54:0722:45:59:17Brin [GM]Yes now that it’s broken. Nortal did you try to grab anything? Are you gonna try to get the tablets of light or something?
22:45:59:2322:46:02:26Steve [Nortle]I’m going to try to grab the gauntlets.
22:46:02:2522:46:06:23Chris [TBD]Of course you did.
22:46:03:0422:46:08:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I kind of wanted it to happen this time, but might have helped us.
22:46:10:0122:46:11:08Steve [Nortle]That’s 25?
22:46:14:0722:46:16:13Brin [GM]You just snatch them right out of the air
22:46:16:2622:46:18:23Steve [Nortle]Hey! Brazel, you dropped these.
22:46:18:2522:46:20:22Dave [Xeros]I just don’t know
22:46:19:2722:46:22:07Brin [GM]you can’t hand him back yet
22:46:22:2622:46:26:05Steve [Nortle]You slide right past. I’ll just hold on to him until you’re ready.
22:46:26:0222:46:28:06Brin [GM]okay so yeah
22:46:26:1822:46:28:26Dave [Xeros]I could fit inside one of them right now
22:46:30:0622:46:31:12Brin [GM]you like riding in Woo!
22:46:32:2822:46:36:10Brin [GM]Okay, so Jesse roll your.
22:46:34:2722:46:42:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i did yeah they were there it wasn’t a one so I got a 12 and a 19.
22:46:39:1522:46:45:25Brin [GM]Okay all right Chris you’re gonna roll three items and then do your held action?
22:46:45:0022:46:55:13Chris [TBD]You said held action first. and then roll the three items five six
22:46:48:1122:46:51:16Brin [GM]I’d roll the three items because you want the held action to land on that turn.
22:46:54:1422:47:01:26Brin [GM]Five okay five yeah
22:46:55:1322:47:02:29Chris [TBD]and a fourteen
22:47:03:0322:47:06:11Steve [Nortle]Didn’t he say all you had to do was avoid one through six?
22:47:07:1322:47:07:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Oof.
22:47:07:2322:47:08:27Steve [Nortle]You did the opposite.
22:47:09:1122:47:11:13Brin [GM]So you got your five six in what?
22:47:12:1722:47:12:27Chris [TBD]I
22:47:13:0822:47:16:05Brin [GM]Okay 14 already lost it It’s your backpack
22:47:14:1822:47:27:11Chris [TBD]already lost backpack oh no
22:47:17:1522:47:25:21Brin [GM]Your tablet of tablature rattles out and flies away. And the Book of Cronomancy,
22:47:27:1122:47:39:08Chris [TBD]all right
22:47:29:2222:47:36:25Brin [GM]no one’s there to catch it because you’re getting sucked this way right? Yeah, it’s gone.
22:47:39:0822:47:47:23Chris [TBD]my held action not it’ll make sense so we’ve
22:47:41:1422:47:44:21Dave [Xeros]caught in the there’s some branches
22:47:41:2022:47:43:14Brin [GM]Are you going to say what it is or do you want to hold it?
22:47:47:2322:47:58:12Chris [TBD]established that I cast the spells through both of these i am going to shove both of this into the ground where it is at right there
22:47:58:1222:48:10:03Chris [TBD]and then I’m going to cast Witch Bolt through it which when it casts will be an arc of lightning, and I’m gonna cast at the hammer. And I’m hoping it’s gonna create a channel
22:48:10:0322:48:20:21Chris [TBD]I’m trying to ground it and after I do that, I’m just going to jump and let go of both of these
22:48:10:1722:48:11:15Brin [GM]you’re going to try to ground it
22:48:20:2122:48:25:21Chris [TBD]and I’m just gonna let it take me as far away from it as possible
22:48:26:0422:48:28:22Brin [GM]Dude, that is sick
22:48:28:1622:48:29:22Chris [TBD]Let’s hope it works
22:48:30:2022:48:34:12Brin [GM]No, you get inspiration for that. Holy shit.
22:48:32:2022:48:33:11Chris [TBD]Heck yeah.
22:48:35:1522:48:38:12Chris [TBD]Oh, and then I’m going to look at arrows and be like you better give this back.
22:48:39:2422:48:41:28Chris [TBD]Get me my guitar back to me.
22:48:44:1122:48:51:26Brin [GM]We’re back at the top of the order. Basil, you go 15 feet. You’re sucked into your portal.
22:48:54:2622:48:57:16Dave [Xeros]I go through you
22:48:56:2222:48:56:29Brin [GM]Uh-huh.
22:48:57:2722:49:08:00Steve [Nortle]the tiniest little nub i’m curious
22:49:00:2522:49:02:06Dave [Xeros]a baby finger
22:49:01:0222:49:02:11Jesse [Foulclaw]She’s so little.
22:49:01:2122:49:03:05Brin [GM]That would be nice
22:49:02:1822:49:04:17Chris [TBD]Wait are your fingers growing back?
22:49:05:2422:49:07:11Dave [Xeros]I don’t have hands.
22:49:08:0022:49:12:18Steve [Nortle]were her hands on your list of things that could have flying out of your pants.
22:49:12:0022:49:13:28Chris [TBD]Ah! She holds her hand.
22:49:13:1722:49:14:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:49:14:0722:49:15:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:49:14:2322:49:15:28Brin [GM]It is
22:49:17:0922:49:18:11Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh.
22:49:18:0122:49:20:02Steve [Nortle]Really should have been number one if you think about it.
22:49:23:1322:49:25:02Brin [GM]was thinking you guys will roll a two before
22:49:25:2422:49:32:29Chris [TBD]I need to write down that I’ve lost both of these two on purpose.
22:49:30:2122:49:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Man.
22:49:34:0622:49:40:14Brin [GM]okay um you’re through uh jesse 15 feet towards wherever
22:49:40:1422:49:48:11Brin [GM]your portal’s at so you’re going the opposite way right okay and then nordal you’re 15 feet
22:49:41:1122:49:43:00Chris [TBD]I need the move mine as well.
22:49:44:1222:49:45:05Jesse [Foulclaw]So there…
22:49:48:1122:49:55:17Brin [GM]he’s really close to going through this oh yeah right you only go five you’re
22:49:51:2222:49:52:27Steve [Nortle]I’m not small, though.
22:49:55:1722:50:00:13Brin [GM]right nor uh do
22:50:02:1522:50:04:17Chris [TBD]I told them, stay back.
22:50:05:1922:50:16:25Chris [TBD]And I’m like, guys, embrace the chaos. Just go through. You’re not going to make it unless you don’t.
22:50:07:0222:50:12:04Steve [Nortle]Yeah, stay away is what but you yelled.
22:50:17:2022:50:20:01Brin [GM]I tech 120 feet.
22:50:18:2222:50:23:05Chris [TBD]120 feet. We need at least 120 feet from the hammer.
22:50:21:1022:50:23:26Brin [GM]Yeah it’s an area attack from the hammer.
22:50:24:1122:50:26:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh OK.
22:50:26:1222:50:28:29Chris [TBD]So just go through the portal. That’s going to be your safest bet.
22:50:31:0222:50:36:06Brin [GM]Okay we’re through okay so Brenn you already went through Nortle you are up
22:50:31:1122:50:34:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe the only option is to get back
22:50:36:0822:50:38:13Steve [Nortle]What about Eros? Does Eros lose anything?
22:50:41:1022:50:43:01Dave [Xeros]doesn’t lose anything. He doesn’t need to roll.
22:50:44:1022:50:45:07Steve [Nortle]He rolls a two.
22:50:45:0322:50:47:15Chris [TBD]Here goes the tune. But you have a chance to grab it.
22:50:45:2122:50:46:08Brin [GM]what he loses
22:50:47:1722:50:51:08Brin [GM]You gotta be kidding me! It’s the freaking two.
22:50:48:2722:50:50:02Steve [Nortle]Did he roll a two?
22:50:51:0822:50:51:22Steve [Nortle]Yeah!
22:50:51:1022:50:53:27Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:50:51:1122:50:53:06Chris [TBD]Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!
22:50:51:2022:50:52:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:50:53:0822:50:54:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:50:54:2522:51:00:15Brin [GM]Okay, Foulclaw and Nortle. Nortel, if you jump towards your portal you have an opportunity to grab these.
22:50:56:1022:50:57:03Chris [TBD]Ah, Brynn!
22:51:00:1222:51:01:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh gosh.
22:51:01:0922:51:02:11Steve [Nortle]Of course I will.
22:51:02:0222:51:03:23Brin [GM]Foulclaw, do you want to try to grab them?
22:51:02:1222:51:12:12Dave [Xeros]If my hands get lost because guess what? Now they’re out of an interdimensional space and they’re going to start rotting.
22:51:05:1122:51:08:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Are there other things that are… Just the hands?
22:51:05:2022:51:14:03Brin [GM]So yeah there is okay so it’s the 2 the 15 potion of healing
22:51:12:1222:51:18:20Dave [Xeros]can we like soak it
22:51:15:1022:51:17:09Jesse [Foulclaw]A potion of healing, that’s pretty good.
22:51:20:0722:51:25:22Brin [GM]okay so two things are happening number one uh your feet fly out from my pants
22:51:27:1722:51:34:26Brin [GM]Um, you see the tattoos on Eros get
22:51:27:2922:51:29:14Dave [Xeros]my hands
22:51:34:2622:51:45:18Brin [GM]sucked out of his back into like a gold ink and it gets thrown into the portal as well. You can catch the ink and you can catch their hands.
22:51:45:1222:51:46:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Catch the E?
22:51:48:1722:51:49:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to go for the hands.
22:51:49:1722:52:00:13Steve [Nortle]i shrink so i’m leap forward and i’m totally i was about to like football catch those things
22:51:51:0222:51:51:23Chris [TBD]Oh!
22:51:51:2322:51:52:10Brin [GM]Oh!
22:51:53:2222:51:54:10Chris [TBD]No way.
22:52:00:1322:52:03:03Steve [Nortle]and then instead yep
22:52:04:2822:52:05:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:52:06:0222:52:08:13Brin [GM]you shrink Nortle, you go directly through to the portal.
22:52:09:1622:52:09:23Brin [GM]Shroom!
22:52:11:1022:52:14:24Dave [Xeros]hands went where in which portal
22:52:14:2622:52:18:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I tried to catch them too but I did not. I rolled a tooth.
22:52:15:1722:52:16:11Brin [GM]Towards the D6?
22:52:18:1422:52:19:11Chris [TBD]Aerosys portal.
22:52:20:0422:52:23:15Dave [Xeros]y’all suck at rolling this game’s stupid
22:52:21:1722:52:24:20Brin [GM]Do-do-do You tried to grab him?
22:52:23:2422:52:24:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:52:25:2222:52:30:19Jesse [Foulclaw]First, the gauntlets punched me and then your hands also punched me on their way out.
22:52:28:1822:52:30:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:52:28:2722:52:29:22Chris [TBD]Smack, smack.
22:52:30:0622:52:34:02Steve [Nortle]that’s where the bird That’s when they just, like, turn into the bird.
22:52:32:2222:52:35:01Chris [TBD]That’s when they flipped the bird. Yep, right there.
22:52:34:0222:53:02:05Steve [Nortle]I don’t
22:52:34:1522:52:36:11Dave [Xeros]A double black eye.
22:52:35:1022:52:36:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:52:36:0922:52:36:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:52:36:2922:52:37:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
22:52:37:0922:52:48:22Brin [GM]Okay, Nortle you’ve been sucked through and this is great This is the two people I feel actually that need
22:52:48:2222:52:49:10Brin [GM]to see this
22:52:50:2022:53:02:19Brin [GM]We go back to the top of the round because he has no more actions you see this lightning bolt connect with the hammer and you
22:53:00:0422:53:00:19Chris [TBD]Nice.
22:53:02:1922:53:14:04Brin [GM]stick both of these into the ground and i need you to make a save for this so i want you to take a let’s make an arcana check
22:53:14:1522:53:15:16Chris [TBD]That’s a good one for me.
22:53:23:0422:53:23:21Chris [TBD]It’s a 19.
22:53:23:0522:53:30:27Brin [GM]19 okay you see that lightning bolt come down and you see a concussive blast go off over the top
22:53:24:1722:53:25:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice.
22:53:30:2722:53:42:15Brin [GM]of it, to start throwing the hammer down. The bolt doesn’t connect to the hammer. It just hits the concussive blast and it slides right into both of these. Right as that happens
22:53:42:1522:53:50:20Brin [GM]you let go. Just enough time to see that spell hit the ground so 120 feet around you. You’re tiny
22:53:43:1222:53:43:27Chris [TBD]Nice.
22:53:50:2022:54:02:13Brin [GM]so you’ve stuck this giant guitar in the ground and you’re like hanging on. You fly through the air just before you go through the portal, you’ll have an opportunity to see what happens
22:53:53:0722:53:53:23Jesse [Foulclaw]star
22:53:53:2322:54:06:23Jesse [Foulclaw]we are all
22:53:54:0622:53:56:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:53:55:1822:53:56:22Chris [TBD]Hey! Check it out!
22:54:02:1322:54:12:08Brin [GM]after the spell hits. Jesse, uh… You are also shrunk 15 feet this way and I need you to roll three more.
22:54:03:1722:54:04:02Chris [TBD]Beautiful.
22:54:17:2022:54:18:09Jesse [Foulclaw]20!
22:54:18:2522:54:19:22Brin [GM]Okay, nothing!
22:54:20:1422:54:21:20Jesse [Foulclaw]A 2.
22:54:22:0222:54:22:16Brin [GM]Two
22:54:22:0622:54:23:17Chris [TBD]Two is an awful number.
22:54:23:1322:54:30:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, and a 9. Well, basically
22:54:26:2222:54:29:22Brin [GM]Nine your entire backpack’s gone anything that was in your backpack is gone
22:54:31:0922:54:33:29Brin [GM]Uh… And two Your tier of Selene
22:54:34:1422:54:34:27Chris [TBD]No!
22:54:37:0922:54:39:09Jesse [Foulclaw]after it. We’re going right into the portal.
22:54:40:0522:54:44:26Brin [GM]Um Okay, so you’re going to actively move now.
22:54:43:0722:54:46:11Dave [Xeros]So you’re going to nose dive into it?
22:54:47:0622:54:48:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, well…
22:54:49:2522:55:01:09Brin [GM]If you move, if you’re going with the gravity, the movement, you’re not counteracting it anymore, you’ll be able to move at another 15 feet and then you’ll see the spell hit.
22:55:01:1422:55:03:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, yeah, I’ll just move with it. Yep.
22:55:03:0022:55:09:21Brin [GM]Okay, go ahead. You’re 15 feet away as the spell hits.
22:55:10:2322:55:20:10Brin [GM]Chris, you see that concussive and you see that concussive charge hit the back of that hammer. That hammer comes down
22:55:20:1022:55:31:16Brin [GM]even in this dilated time in zero, like no time at all and Eros is completely crushed underneath it
22:55:32:0522:55:35:28Chris [TBD]Oh, wait. So my spell didn’t counter at all?
22:55:36:2522:55:39:07Brin [GM]The spell that would have hit would have killed all of you
22:55:39:0522:55:42:17Chris [TBD]Oh, so I took the spell. Got it. Okay.
22:55:42:0122:55:52:14Brin [GM]The concussion, like the hammer itself came down and no saving throws, no anything. The hit that hit him is triple his actual HP.
22:55:43:2722:55:45:26Chris [TBD]Got it okay perfect that works for me.
22:55:52:2022:55:53:02Chris [TBD]Bonk.
22:55:52:2522:55:55:28Brin [GM]He is dead as a doornail. Yep.
22:55:54:2722:55:55:11Chris [TBD]Eros?
22:55:57:1122:55:58:16Brin [GM]Right as you see that,
22:55:59:0822:56:03:03Dave [Xeros]Okay, so hold on just one second. So Eros is dead.
22:56:05:2622:56:06:25Dave [Xeros]Okay, hold on back up.
22:56:06:1122:56:06:26Jesse [Foulclaw]it happen.
22:56:10:2822:56:14:28Chris [TBD]I’m going to go through the portal and just scream Eros’ name. Eros!
22:56:16:2222:56:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I’m pretty broken watching this.
22:56:18:1622:56:20:08Brin [GM]Foul clock, you go to the door as well.
22:56:23:0522:56:26:21Steve [Nortle]Your big, big owl eyes start welling up with tears.
22:56:27:0022:56:29:05Chris [TBD]Wait, wait I did it wrong. Eros!!
22:56:28:2822:56:30:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:56:31:2622:56:40:29Brin [GM]As you guys go through these portals, you feel like this stretching effect yep and
22:56:33:0322:56:34:14Steve [Nortle]We’re all shrunk.
22:56:37:0522:56:39:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, because we’re all small. So this is good.
22:56:40:2922:56:52:18Brin [GM]i need each one of you because all of you are small time dilation acts differently it’s 3d6 uh so each one if you roll that that’s how much
22:56:52:1822:57:00:17Brin [GM]damage you take you take very little damage so five six seven fourteen
22:56:53:1022:57:02:19Chris [TBD]Oh, jeez.
22:57:01:1222:57:01:26Dave [Xeros]got seven.
22:57:04:0422:57:05:19Chris [TBD]That would be 14 for me.
22:57:07:2422:57:16:03Brin [GM]twelve okay You guys get sucked into these portals, and then you feel your bodies.
22:57:08:0922:57:08:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Twelve.
22:57:18:2522:57:19:19Brin [GM]Boom! Boom!
22:57:21:2222:57:29:08Brin [GM]Basil, you look up, and you just see cherry blossoms blowing in the wind above you.
22:57:31:2922:57:40:02Brin [GM]Foulclaw, you lookup, and you’re looking at a granite stone statue of your parents.
22:57:41:0322:57:41:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh.
22:57:42:1722:57:50:25Brin [GM]Nortle, You look up, you see this entrance to your master’s dojo.
22:57:52:1022:58:04:00Steve [Nortle]I want
22:57:54:1022:58:00:18Brin [GM]Rex’s Dojo. Chris, you just land in the snow In the middle of nowhere
22:58:00:1922:58:02:19Chris [TBD]Ah, crap. Home again.
22:58:05:1122:58:06:05Chris [TBD]Oh man!
22:58:06:2322:58:15:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I want to point
22:58:07:2822:58:09:20Brin [GM]Sorry guys if that went a little bit longer
22:58:09:1422:58:11:05Chris [TBD]No, no, no that was so great.
22:58:11:0922:58:23:01Steve [Nortle]point out i still have my papal binder and my
22:58:11:2822:58:12:17Brin [GM]That I could
22:58:19:1022:58:20:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:58:23:0122:58:34:14Steve [Nortle]maracas i never did yeah i yeah yeah
22:58:23:1722:58:26:26Dave [Xeros]I lost my hand, but you still have that damn hat.
22:58:27:0022:58:27:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:58:28:0422:58:31:02Brin [GM]You never rolled a nat 1 on losing items.
22:58:34:1422:58:36:07Steve [Nortle]i was looking at my list
22:58:36:2822:58:41:19Brin [GM]You also never rolled the nat 1 on losing item, those were your boots of leaping.
22:58:41:1522:58:43:07Dave [Xeros]Oh thank goodness no
22:58:43:1322:58:45:25Brin [GM]So who needs hands when you got boots?
22:58:44:0922:58:45:21Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
22:58:46:1322:58:52:17Steve [Nortle]man why don’t what would your kicks be like if you used i don’t even know
22:58:46:1422:58:47:12Dave [Xeros]because I don’t even
22:58:53:1422:59:03:02Brin [GM]All right guys we’ll catch you next time We will find out how this all resolves where our heroes have ended up and see you in a couple weeks Hope you come back Thank you so much for being here
22:58:58:2922:58:59:20Chris [TBD]Gosh dang it.

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