Wondertree Powers Activate

Session start TC: 20:17:21:21 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 2186 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
20:17:21:21	20:17:27:07	Steve [Nortle]	Feel uncomfortable about that topic. Exactly, that’s what makes it so funny!
20:17:23:26	20:17:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	Not at all. You found my secret kryptonite
20:17:27:04	20:17:27:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:17:32:03	20:17:37:15	Dave [Xeros]	with that conversation? Guys, I’m sorry.
20:17:32:24	20:17:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	I have one compunction and i
20:17:34:03	20:17:38:11	Brin [GM]	When I accidentally yell vulva, because I’m an idiot.
20:17:36:13	20:17:37:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:17:40:04	20:17:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Forgot about that.
20:17:40:13	20:17:52:12	Steve [Nortle]	wrote it down in my notes no she was trying to say uvula
20:17:43:17	20:17:46:07	Chris [TBD]	Wait was he watching? No.
20:17:43:25	20:17:53:04	Brin [GM]	No but he watched it after uvula
20:17:51:22	20:17:57:08	Chris [TBD]	Speaking of which i heard the freaking most hilarious story uh Sorry one last thing this uh
20:17:56:11	20:17:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	fine. I’m just about ready to push the button is all.
20:17:58:25	20:18:10:17	Chris [TBD]	Steve will appreciate this because I do this all the time. But, I do know what this word means. My brother-in-law went to a wedding just yesterday he came home and was like, I don’t think that dad knew what the word consummate
20:18:10:17	20:18:15:06	Chris [TBD]	means. He’s up there yeah when you guys consummated the marriage in the temple
20:18:14:20	20:18:26:04	Brin [GM]	no right there on the altar laying all your vows out there
20:18:17:14	20:18:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	i was like yeah i mean is this
20:18:17:29	20:18:19:16	Chris [TBD]	I was so proud of you two
20:18:22:01	20:18:22:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:18:22:01	20:18:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:18:26:16	20:18:29:07	Chris [TBD]	laughing so hard This is the greatest
20:18:28:13	20:18:29:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:18:31:15	20:18:42:16	Chris [TBD]	Nobody tell him Do not tell him He needs to live his whole life not knowing oh i hope so that’s so good yeah
20:18:35:24	20:18:38:15	Brin [GM]	it because if they put that online
20:18:42:04	20:18:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	in one of my words back in the day who got up and gave an entire lesson and instead of saying the word, you know, half… Okay.
20:18:50:20	20:19:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	Preface. The verbiage is half-assed. Don’t do anything half-asked, right? He kept on saying the words half-asped over and over and again so we don’t want to half-assk anything
20:18:55:07	20:18:56:07	Chris [TBD]	yes correct
20:19:01:09	20:19:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m like, number one cool if you… Yeah
20:19:04:06	20:19:09:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay the first person to use that in our game tonight gets two coins okay?
20:19:09:02	20:19:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:19:10:12	20:19:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, we’re not going to do this half-sked but he must have said it 30 times during his lesson And I’m like, dude, the phraseology is half-assed.
20:19:10:13	20:19:11:21	Chris [TBD]	guys we’re not gonna do this
20:19:14:05	20:19:15:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:19:22:06	20:19:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like, what? I’m Like, yeah, when you say don’t do something half-ass it’s actually half-asked and he’s like no
20:19:26:15	20:19:27:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:19:29:02	20:19:30:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:19:31:04	20:19:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	As I was walking away she’s just looking up online man
20:19:31:29	20:19:37:07	Chris [TBD]	You burst the bubble. You popped that poor boy’s cherry.
20:19:34:20	20:19:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve got to be kidding me
20:19:35:13	20:19:46:28	Brin [GM]	that’s that’s like that’s yeah that’s me growing up thinking that they were called doubled eggs instead of deviled eggs because i thought you took the yolk out and you doubled it and you put it back in.
20:19:37:19	20:19:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, dude
20:19:41:13	20:19:42:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah!
20:19:47:00	20:19:58:11	Brin [GM]	It was a doubled egg. So all my whole life, I’m like, is anyone making doubled eggs? what’d you say? I’m Like double eggs. She’s like… Say it one more time. I’m Doubled Eggs. And she’s like
20:19:47:16	20:19:48:11	Chris [TBD]	That makes sense?
20:19:51:23	20:19:52:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:19:55:12	20:19:56:18	Chris [TBD]	Do you have a list?
20:19:58:11	20:20:00:14	Brin [GM]	You know that’s deviled right? And I was like shit.
20:19:59:03	20:19:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s deviled
20:20:02:01	20:20:04:14	Brin [GM]	No, I didn’t but I do now and I like that name better.
20:20:06:04	20:20:08:19	Chris [TBD]	we’re actually just doing a normal podcast now
20:20:08:26	20:20:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	Can you push the LG button underneath there, Chris? And then move it over to input the other input. Push over to the left. HDMI 2 and then hit.
20:20:20:03	20:20:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	Push the button. Okay now they can see the VTT which is actually working now. Okay do you guys actually want to start the stream or do you want to hear about how I was singing
20:20:23:27	20:20:27:01	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah that is wonderful
20:20:28:08	20:20:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	Happy to.
20:20:32:04	20:20:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	Sia’s thick skin song and I kept on saying I have thick skin in a Jurassic Park to my daughter this week, and she kept on wanting to die. I’m like when I’m dead
20:20:42:13	20:20:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	and gone you’ll think the words are thick skin in a jurassic park.
20:20:47:15	20:20:47:27	Chris [TBD]	it
20:20:49:04	20:20:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	You ready? Too bad. And
20:20:50:10	20:20:50:14	Brin [GM]	No.
20:20:54:17	20:20:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	go!
20:20:56:06	20:20:59:22	Brin [GM]	Welcome again to The Boardroom Chapter four.
20:20:58:21	20:21:00:09	Chris [TBD]	we back
20:20:58:23	20:21:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	You’re talking to them.
20:21:00:23	20:21:10:11	Brin [GM]	That’s right, that’s right. Welcome to the boardroom! I’m staring at the camera. This is episode six? Have I really done six? I’ve done five of these. I’m on six.
20:21:08:15	20:21:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
20:21:11:17	20:21:13:10	Brin [GM]	We are getting close to the end here.
20:21:12:25	20:21:14:01	Chris [TBD]	so excited
20:21:14:03	20:21:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	Time for six.
20:21:16:11	20:21:17:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that it’s almost over
20:21:16:28	20:21:19:26	Brin [GM]	No, there’s no one sad here except for Jesse.
20:21:18:17	20:21:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	Well you know you’re supposed to do about six or seven episodes is kind of how we need
20:21:22:09	20:21:25:17	Brin [GM]	No, if I end on six or seven…
20:21:22:27	20:21:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	to land this right yeah it’s
20:21:26:08	20:21:26:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
20:21:30:04	20:21:31:03	Chris [TBD]	Container’s Rage?
20:21:33:28	20:21:43:07	Brin [GM]	Anyways, I kind of lost my voice a little bit this morning. i haven’t been sick nothing so i don’t know what’s going on maybe i was screaming at my kids
20:21:44:16	20:21:45:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s a thing.
20:21:45:19	20:21:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	a hantavirus
20:21:46:08	20:21:55:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah we’re all in quarantine right now actually if we all get sick and we all
20:21:46:24	20:21:48:14	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah. Jeez.
20:21:51:02	20:21:51:17	Steve [Nortle]	virus?
20:21:52:29	20:21:53:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah
20:21:55:02	20:21:59:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	get the virus can we come here in quarantine and just do this for two weeks straight
20:21:57:04	20:22:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	just do this all time yeah that’s cool yeah there it
20:21:57:23	20:21:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	for two weeks straight.
20:21:58:01	20:22:01:00	Chris [TBD]	I’m okay with that I’m totally cool with that Man, it’d be great
20:22:00:11	20:22:07:20	Brin [GM]	and like we can get the following going if you haven’t followed golly i mean like how many we’ve had
20:22:10:15	20:22:14:23	Chris [TBD]	There’s two Like one 650 Another one 540 And they’re all yours
20:22:17:02	20:22:25:26	Brin [GM]	guys don’t like come on support people follow like heart whatever you have to do subscribe
20:22:17:19	20:22:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yas queen!
20:22:19:09	20:22:20:01	Chris [TBD]	Listen here
20:22:24:14	20:22:27:22	Chris [TBD]	Who are we? How did they find us?
20:22:27:10	20:22:37:13	Brin [GM]	yeah boardroom underscore ttpg yep all the places you know where to find us use your keyboard
20:22:31:26	20:22:40:22	Chris [TBD]	Did you change the name Are we underscore TTRPG now? We’re not IO anymore. That’s way better.
20:22:31:27	20:22:34:16	Dave [Xeros]	uh on twitch and youtube so
20:22:37:17	20:22:49:00	Dave [Xeros]	yup man that’s easier to understand i think sure
20:22:38:18	20:22:48:07	Brin [GM]	I like it better. Yeah totally okay um introductions really fast
20:22:48:02	20:22:48:22	Chris [TBD]	Yes, please.
20:22:48:07	20:22:58:15	Brin [GM]	Do we have to do that? We don’t need to do That. I’m Bryn I usually play Basil
20:22:50:15	20:23:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah who are you that’s really short i’m chris
20:22:50:21	20:22:51:16	Chris [TBD]	We can do it quick.
20:22:58:15	20:23:03:17	Brin [GM]	But, I’m DMing So, Chris take it away
20:23:02:07	20:23:02:28	Chris [TBD]	Dommy mommy.
20:23:04:05	20:23:10:07	Chris [TBD]	I am Chris. I’m playing TBD. He is a Goliath wizard who wishes he was a bard.
20:23:11:12	20:23:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh that’s right okay yeah i am i play i’m dave i play eros i am a tiefling bard um that does not wish he was a wizard actually bard cleric he’s multi-class so
20:23:19:17	20:23:20:09	Chris [TBD]	I forgot to say.
20:23:22:26	20:23:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he converted last you know sessions
20:23:25:24	20:23:27:03	Chris [TBD]	It was part of the story.
20:23:29:04	20:23:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	Character growth. Character growth I’m Steve. I play Nortle the Tortal, and I wish I were a real boy.
20:23:41:27	20:23:52:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well i’m jesse i play falclaw and i’m uh i’m the moral compass that’s yes
20:23:43:16	20:23:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	Why is that Mickey Mouse?
20:23:48:20	20:23:50:11	Chris [TBD]	the moral compass of the group
20:23:51:00	20:23:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	He’s our Liahona.
20:23:52:20	20:24:01:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes i have if by
20:23:53:11	20:23:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	wow that’s a deep dive I don’t know, he’s been acting kind of strange recently guys so
20:23:53:20	20:23:55:11	Brin [GM]	It’s so bad
20:24:01:05	20:24:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	strange you mean i have a loaded die probably then yeah that’s probably what’s going on yeah yeah
20:24:06:11	20:24:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	getting more than like three on his roles. He consistently had the worst
20:24:08:17	20:24:12:22	Brin [GM]	Oh man It’s hard To witness sometimes actually
20:24:15:18	20:24:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	rolls i wish we could go back and actually track all of your roles over the past three years
20:24:20:16	20:24:22:04	Chris [TBD]	we just have to listen to it all
20:24:23:01	20:24:34:05	Brin [GM]	we can’t know okay well quick recap last time you guys somehow completed all the trials but
20:24:34:05	20:24:44:23	Brin [GM]	didn’t complete them you know what i’m saying because well yeah i kind of just gave you one honestly i gave jesse his without doing the trial he kind of already passed it though
20:24:36:04	20:24:37:06	Chris [TBD]	did we miss one
20:24:43:27	20:24:47:19	Chris [TBD]	I got that really cool thing
20:24:45:01	20:24:47:25	Brin [GM]	so you guys did the
20:24:46:26	20:24:48:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i got a sympathies
20:24:49:17	20:24:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	the sympathy vote so
20:24:49:17	20:25:00:24	Brin [GM]	but it was based off of your behavior so technically it wasn’t sympathy right you were acting your astute moral compass self and it worked out
20:25:00:24	20:25:06:05	Brin [GM]	well for you which is every girl’s dream
20:25:01:21	20:25:04:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	complimented her eggs and it worked out i think so
20:25:05:05	20:25:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I was going to say, how is it you don’t have a girlfriend? You know what to say. You knowwhattodo.
20:25:09:00	20:25:09:29	Chris [TBD]	here we go
20:25:09:18	20:25:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a really low bar if that’s what it is well yeah
20:25:11:15	20:25:11:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
20:25:19:00	20:25:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	just it’s just sitting sitting in the bottom of my throat right there it’s
20:25:19:16	20:25:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s not gross. Owlins lay eggs too. Okay? Part of life.
20:25:24:05	20:25:35:25	Steve [Nortle]	no I don’t no, I most certainly do not I assume that we just spring out of the ground
20:25:24:08	20:25:27:22	Brin [GM]	yep nortle and foul claw are not fazed by this because
20:25:30:21	20:25:33:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, certainly we do now. I’m not sure.
20:25:35:25	20:25:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	fully formed
20:25:37:18	20:25:39:00	Brin [GM]	has it witnessed at first hand
20:25:39:21	20:25:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	when you have like the Mariana Trench for a brain
20:25:40:26	20:25:50:16	Chris [TBD]	he’s never wondered once where babies come from yeah
20:25:50:16	20:25:59:01	Chris [TBD]	that’s and your birthing process was like d -day so you have no clue
20:25:51:09	20:26:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	there’s just only the strong survive
20:25:55:28	20:25:57:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:25:55:28	20:25:58:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:26:01:28	20:26:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	and the moron
20:26:02:19	20:26:07:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
20:26:08:19	20:26:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	who’s good at math let it be known very very good at mad i’m a master at that
20:26:11:26	20:26:14:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s so good
20:26:13:17	20:26:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	i’m not you’re you’re baiting me you’re biting me with the good math thing yeah you are yep i’m trying to i’m working on my reactions I need to tone them down so
20:26:25:20	20:26:33:24	Steve [Nortle]	that’s how we’re gonna get the views and this is why we never get anywhere sorry go ahead bryn
20:26:36:16	20:26:44:01	Brin [GM]	i’m just kidding i do a little bit um last time you guys completed the trial of touch and the
20:26:44:01	20:26:49:08	Brin [GM]	trial of sound and you have all officially acquired your items and jesse you did the
20:26:49:08	20:26:56:02	Brin [GM]	trial of sight you just didn’t know you were doing that right okay so y’all have your cool
20:26:52:01	20:26:55:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i did yes
20:26:56:02	20:27:07:17	Brin [GM]	new items um you guys are just leaving where did we we ended off with the trial of sound, right? So you’re leaving Perdona’s waterfall.
20:27:05:18	20:27:06:21	Chris [TBD]	and i got a whistle
20:27:07:17	20:27:18:20	Brin [GM]	The moon basin falls. You’re walking back to Castle Leary. I got to pull this up so that I don’t forget stuff.
20:27:18:20	20:27:29:22	Brin [GM]	It’s important stuff and I gotta follow my outline because apparently that’s important too. Okay everyone
20:27:30:28	20:27:34:23	Brin [GM]	that’s all right y’all have your new trial items. Everyone roll perception for me really quick
20:27:38:04	20:27:39:19	Chris [TBD]	wait just perception
20:27:38:28	20:27:46:14	Brin [GM]	just good old perception okay no
20:27:43:23	20:27:43:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	five
20:27:47:28	20:28:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	with massive eyes i got
20:27:51:00	20:27:56:07	Chris [TBD]	oh wait wait i gotta have my modifier right do we have do we have modifiers
20:27:53:25	20:27:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a nine but yeah it’s perception of course you do
20:27:58:19	20:28:03:01	Chris [TBD]	it’s a 10 dang it i’m not very perceptive
20:28:01:21	20:28:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	a dirt i got dirty 20 so once again nortle coming in clutch like how he was born.
20:28:07:08	20:28:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like
20:28:09:02	20:28:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	don’t know what i’m looking at
20:28:10:22	20:28:21:19	Brin [GM]	that d -day clutch right there dude okay awesome so as you guys are just casually walking Eros and Nordle, you kind of bump shoulders a little bit.
20:28:21:29	20:28:32:15	Brin [GM]	And Eros, you notice that you start to have a strange taste. You can almost like taste the air and Nordle
20:28:32:15	20:28:43:08	Brin [GM]	you notice a little but that when you touched Eros’ shoulders it was strangely warm and felt good so it’s just kind of weird
20:28:43:04	20:28:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	Is your shoulder coated in Bengay? Because it’s suddenly feeling both hot and cold.
20:28:51:07	20:28:52:10	Brin [GM]	That’s debatable
20:28:53:19	20:28:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure I heard about a blonde
20:28:56:02	20:28:58:27	Brin [GM]	went through a transition
20:29:01:14	20:29:04:23	Brin [GM]	in activities that involved your same gender
20:29:06:01	20:29:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	the thing is it’s like I was the opposing sex at the time and so it’s not yeah no yeah so there you
20:29:09:18	20:29:10:03	Steve [Nortle]	opposing
20:29:13:13	20:29:14:08	Brin [GM]	it wasn’t
20:29:15:18	20:29:18:10	Brin [GM]	okay, so you weren’t dabbling you were experimenting
20:29:16:19	20:29:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	go no now it’s NOT experimenting that’s actually doing my natural course of action if i take fun powder which makes me a female
20:29:22:25	20:29:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	natural
20:29:24:18	20:29:29:03	Steve [Nortle]	course of action Alright And this is why we get nowhere
20:29:25:13	20:29:27:11	Brin [GM]	just freaking awesome alright
20:29:29:09	20:29:32:13	Brin [GM]	you’ve won this debate I’ll give it to you
20:29:31:13	20:29:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	my strict moral creed that i picked up in the church would not allow me
20:29:36:27	20:29:44:06	Dave [Xeros]	to break the i’m stopping i’ll just keep
20:29:42:00	20:29:52:09	Brin [GM]	okay so all right so that’s just um take that for whatever you however you want but as you’re
20:29:49:20	20:29:50:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah
20:29:52:09	20:30:02:24	Brin [GM]	walking back to castle leary um you notice you you glance off into the horizon and you see a pillar of black smoke rising from castle leery once again
20:30:04:25	20:30:13:03	Brin [GM]	okay so it’s it’s time to rush back i would say how does everyone feel about that
20:30:07:18	20:30:09:19	Chris [TBD]	Didn’t we leave Basil to guard the place?
20:30:09:11	20:30:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t know i think it’s like brief saunter would work just fine i mean
20:30:11:19	20:30:11:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
20:30:19:19	20:30:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s move. Come on Come on.
20:30:20:12	20:30:22:14	Chris [TBD]	A little junked?
20:30:24:17	20:30:29:08	Brin [GM]	rush back to help your friends and marie that you love so much
20:30:30:02	20:30:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe her mask is on fire. That would make you feel better.
20:30:32:12	20:30:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	or maybe they’re all dead maybe the whole thing’s burned down to the ground
20:30:35:16	20:30:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	Well, let’s go hurry and find out And you can sit in the ashes I know you really like to shit down So you can just sit in my asses As long as you want
20:30:37:19	20:30:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right
20:30:42:03	20:30:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	I like to sit in fires it’s fine
20:30:46:06	20:30:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah So let’s do Let’s go It sounds fantastic
20:30:50:28	20:30:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	where’s the fire let’s get out the fire is there
20:30:52:12	20:31:04:11	Brin [GM]	okay you guys you scurry your way back to Castle Leary as quickly as you can which is actually quite the trek to be honest but we don’t have time for travel
20:31:04:11	20:31:06:09	Brin [GM]	because you guys are chatty caffies
20:31:07:22	20:31:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	random encounters would work too
20:31:08:08	20:31:08:29	Brin [GM]	so
20:31:09:03	20:31:15:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re sightseers okay we like to saber that’s right
20:31:13:05	20:31:14:18	Brin [GM]	adventure seekers
20:31:15:28	20:31:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	you want me to go to Mount Rushmore and not stand there like hey there it is walk away hey there’s the Grand Canyon walk away
20:31:24:12	20:31:26:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a giant hole Why do people care?
20:31:27:18	20:31:30:12	Dave [Xeros]	there’s I don’t know what do tortles like to look at
20:31:31:06	20:31:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yep Okay
20:31:32:03	20:31:43:09	Dave [Xeros]	there’s Hanama Bay walk away like it doesn’t make any sense it’s in it’s on a wall okay good job it’s dead now but when I went there first time it was alright
20:31:36:10	20:31:36:29	Chris [TBD]	Hanama bay?
20:31:38:18	20:31:39:28	Chris [TBD]	I’ve been there many times.
20:31:42:23	20:31:48:05	Chris [TBD]	I got bit by an eel when I went first time. Let’s stay focused.
20:31:46:22	20:31:58:14	Brin [GM]	horrible yeah what the heck guys look at this i don’t even i skipped all the travel but yet it still happens okay so you’re you’re
20:31:49:10	20:31:50:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to the castle we’re going to the castle
20:31:53:13	20:31:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah there’s
20:31:58:14	20:32:05:01	Brin [GM]	in a rush you first through the front doors you run through the annoying little
20:32:05:01	20:32:12:03	Brin [GM]	front entry and you enter do you want me to pull up castle leary
20:32:06:23	20:32:09:14	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. Wait, way, wait…
20:32:09:00	20:32:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	is burnt down
20:32:11:08	20:32:18:06	Chris [TBD]	Should we like… Yeah, we gotta poke our heads in. If it’s smoking, I don’t want to burst in.
20:32:12:28	20:32:20:02	Brin [GM]	do that oh right i guess i shouldn’t i shouldn’T decide this for you
20:32:12:29	20:32:13:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	survey
20:32:19:28	20:32:22:26	Chris [TBD]	Can we be on the front entrance before we go in?
20:32:23:05	20:32:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah can I
20:32:24:08	20:32:28:28	Chris [TBD]	Because one of us can be invisible, right? Don’t we have something? Yes, you could be invisible.
20:32:29:17	20:32:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	Why? You don’t want to see me anymore?
20:32:30:22	20:32:46:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think
20:32:33:27	20:32:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	we need a good sight not seen what is that Is it good? What man? Shit.
20:32:46:24	20:32:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	Milford Man! Yeah, there it is.
20:32:46:29	20:32:49:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s I think he’s…
20:32:48:01	20:32:51:21	Brin [GM]	where’s your you need a you need this swear jar, too.
20:32:48:08	20:32:49:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:32:48:23	20:32:51:10	Chris [TBD]	You can always tell him
20:32:49:06	20:32:50:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:32:50:01	20:32:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	You can always tell a Milford man… Yeah, There you go.
20:32:52:19	20:32:53:21	Chris [TBD]	a Milford Man.
20:32:55:22	20:32:58:03	Chris [TBD]	Yes, we need a Milford man.
20:32:56:12	20:33:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	My brain’s slowly starting to acclimate. We need a Milford Man tonight my friend.
20:33:00:07	20:33:06:28	Chris [TBD]	Just think of it this way. That scene from Ninja Turtles 2, where Raphael goes in after Kino and gets all the bells.
20:33:08:05	20:33:14:03	Chris [TBD]	And then sticks him in Kino’s arms. And Kino is like, Is this enough? That’s what we need from Nortle.
20:33:11:23	20:33:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I know it…
20:33:15:18	20:33:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	So you want me to sneak into a burning building?
20:33:15:22	20:33:16:29	Chris [TBD]	Does that excite you enough?
20:33:20:07	20:33:21:22	Chris [TBD]	I don’t think the building is on fire.
20:33:20:13	20:33:24:11	Steve [Nortle]	I just don’t know why I need to be in… What’s happening at the castle?
20:33:25:08	20:33:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Falcock, do you want to go up and take a look? Yeah.
20:33:27:15	20:33:32:12	Brin [GM]	I’m sorry. I’ll describe this a lot better. Okay? I’m Sorry. This is my
20:33:28:12	20:33:29:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I
20:33:31:04	20:33:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to sit here and read my scriptures while you go check this out.
20:33:34:01	20:33:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	go fly around the tower
20:33:34:02	20:33:42:11	Brin [GM]	kryptonite as my descriptions are so subpar. It’s depressing. Okay. You come up
20:33:42:11	20:33:50:07	Brin [GM]	to the castle. It’s very, all the lights are out. All the torches are out pardon me gotta get my
20:33:42:28	20:33:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	It is no birdie. We’ll put it that way.
20:33:50:07	20:33:57:18	Brin [GM]	times correct here okay it’s very quiet there’s not a single sound not a clank of a dish nothing
20:33:51:29	20:33:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
20:33:57:18	20:34:05:03	Brin [GM]	that you might hear near a castle or anything no footsteps nothing very quiet what would you like
20:34:06:00	20:34:17:04	Steve [Nortle]	what the black smoke we saw was it coming from the castle itself okay well
20:34:12:04	20:34:23:25	Brin [GM]	yeah so it’s exactly like the black mist that everyone was talking about dark mist okay and it’s coming up from the exact same fireplace steep thing
20:34:23:19	20:34:25:01	Chris [TBD]	Thought we’d turn that thing off.
20:34:23:25	20:34:35:23	Brin [GM]	you know what i’m saying outlet yep and so and it’S COMING UP AND IT’S STARTING TO FALL BUT NOT QUITE IT MIGHT NEED A DAY OR TWO BEFORE IT FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND STARTS CONSUMING THE VEGETATION AROUND
20:34:25:28	20:34:27:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. It’s burning scrail.
20:34:35:13	20:34:37:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, we’ve got time
20:34:36:24	20:34:39:18	Brin [GM]	okay you’ve got a good couple hours
20:34:40:08	20:34:41:14	Dave [Xeros]	You said a couple days.
20:34:40:26	20:34:50:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay uh it sounds like we it sounds like we can’t really tell anything from the outside as far as just the lights are out and there’s smoke so somebody
20:34:41:14	20:34:42:28	Chris [TBD]	Thank goodness we got here so fast.
20:34:43:23	20:34:44:17	Brin [GM]	that’s right
20:34:50:22	20:34:52:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	might need to go in on a super stealth
20:34:52:09	20:34:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, you know what?
20:34:52:12	20:34:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	they’re probably
20:34:53:10	20:35:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	just sleeping i don’t know why we wouldn’t why are we so worried yeah you
20:34:57:25	20:35:09:20	Brin [GM]	and it is not you guys traveled through the night because remember you were at you met Perdonia in the moonlight so you did, you ran you haven’t slept, you’re tired traveled through The Night
20:35:08:16	20:35:09:15	Dave [Xeros]	is…
20:35:09:20	20:35:13:20	Brin [GM]	and it has now dawn about because it probably took you a good six hours to get there
20:35:13:14	20:35:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s black smoke. I can camouflage myself into that. Right?
20:35:17:21	20:35:19:06	Chris [TBD]	go into that smoke if I were you.
20:35:18:04	20:35:27:23	Brin [GM]	It hasn’t quite descended yet I would say it’s a little more up in the air so yeah i would be i
20:35:20:20	20:35:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	Well, it’s black in the castle. I can camouflage myself into
20:35:26:25	20:35:27:18	Steve [Nortle]	gold on me
20:35:27:23	20:35:31:16	Brin [GM]	will give you just like find some dirt or
20:35:27:28	20:35:31:09	Chris [TBD]	And it glows still.
20:35:28:19	20:35:29:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dark yeah
20:35:28:27	20:35:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah happily
20:35:32:05	20:35:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	Go for it, Nortle. Yeah.
20:35:35:13	20:35:45:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh just one question before we go in didn’t don’t we have all the items to give to our fish friend
20:35:45:21	20:35:57:19	Steve [Nortle]	would that was the question right so i have the stick chop he’s got the glove you have the ember stone and you have the whistle and the last one was smell and we weren’t sure if that was
20:35:45:25	20:35:47:18	Chris [TBD]	I thought we were missing one.
20:35:48:22	20:35:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one
20:35:53:12	20:35:54:12	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got the whistle.
20:35:53:24	20:35:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	amber
20:35:57:19	20:35:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	the flowers or not that’s why
20:36:00:22	20:36:06:11	Brin [GM]	so you have four of the five items that
20:36:06:11	20:36:16:07	Brin [GM]	you’re looking for. I did not print them, but I have them right here. If you pull it up on D &D
20:36:06:27	20:36:08:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gotcha
20:36:07:26	20:36:10:00	Dave [Xeros]	Did you make cards for these? So we know.
20:36:10:12	20:36:11:08	Chris [TBD]	Wait, I forgot.
20:36:14:04	20:36:15:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect
20:36:16:07	20:36:25:17	Brin [GM]	and beyond, if you can put up on your phone, you just have to add it to your inventory because I do have them loaded up in there in the home brew. So if you guys want to go in there,
20:36:16:19	20:36:18:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, yeah,yeah,yeah.
20:36:17:00	20:36:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah, that’s right.
20:36:23:07	20:36:26:00	Chris [TBD]	Inventory. What’s the whistle called again? Water whistle?
20:36:25:29	20:36:37:21	Brin [GM]	the water whistle. Yeah, they all so go to like the T. I think it’s an alphabetical order. So go to T cause they all start with like trial, trial yada, yada. And then your item
20:36:26:08	20:36:26:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect
20:36:38:23	20:36:47:10	Brin [GM]	so you can add that to your inventory and be able to view it. I’m sorry I didn’t print those my printer is still not working house hunting has consumed
20:36:43:24	20:36:45:10	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s all good.
20:36:47:10	20:36:53:25	Brin [GM]	my life but we did find one in Salem oh, I probably shouldn’t say that online
20:36:55:08	20:36:57:03	Brin [GM]	where the witch trials were held
20:36:57:06	20:36:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:36:57:10	20:36:58:06	Chris [TBD]	Salem, Massachusetts.
20:36:58:13	20:37:01:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah my
20:36:59:06	20:37:04:18	Brin [GM]	that’s right I can’t wait hopefully I don’t get caught they want to burn me too
20:36:59:22	20:37:01:14	Steve [Nortle]	I commute very far
20:37:06:23	20:37:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh
20:37:08:02	20:37:10:13	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I’ve got it in my equipage.
20:37:13:06	20:37:18:21	Chris [TBD]	I just went to manage inventory and then I just searched for it and brought it right up.
20:37:14:20	20:37:24:24	Brin [GM]	homebrew there you go yeah so just type trial and all four of them should pop up I actually did something
20:37:16:18	20:37:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
20:37:26:05	20:37:31:13	Chris [TBD]	I couldn’t figure out how to do it so I am impressed. I know Jesse could do it this fine too. I could not figure it out.
20:37:28:29	20:37:38:27	Brin [GM]	thank you yeah Jesse has like all his characters so organized I haven’t even made Aceros character sheet yet and we’re on session six y’all
20:37:34:03	20:37:34:22	Chris [TBD]	I know.
20:37:38:27	20:37:43:06	Brin [GM]	so Salune help me
20:37:40:05	20:37:40:28	Chris [TBD]	Get ready.
20:37:44:28	20:37:51:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well uh yeah somebody probably needs to go inside the castle maybe we could all
20:37:51:00	20:37:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if you if you can you know camouflage he’s invisible i have silent feathers if you shrink
20:37:53:00	20:37:54:10	Brin [GM]	guys could do a little stealthy
20:38:01:16	20:38:05:02	Chris [TBD]	I can try again. Here we go.
20:38:12:22	20:38:14:28	Chris [TBD]	Well that was a really good roll unfortunately.
20:38:16:19	20:38:19:13	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s your con what’s your constitution
20:38:20:24	20:38:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	because if it’s plus 1 then you succeeded
20:38:24:16	20:38:29:19	Steve [Nortle]	right cause if you want to deliberately do it you have to roll a con uh
20:38:30:23	20:38:39:05	Steve [Nortle]	check no if you have no choice if you hit a nat one choose to try to reduce your size then it’s a constitution check
20:38:39:26	20:38:41:24	Chris [TBD]	what difficulty okay
20:38:40:12	20:38:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	15 like because that’s like the holdover
20:38:43:26	20:38:49:22	Chris [TBD]	i’m gonna shrink i like this idea sorry
20:38:46:14	20:38:51:13	Steve [Nortle]	oh uh you probably wanted to be closer to my
20:38:53:04	20:38:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	papal hat
20:38:55:01	20:38:59:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, you’re going to be invisible is he just going to be floating on your head while you’re walking through the castle or
20:38:59:29	20:39:01:00	Chris [TBD]	gonna be quite awesome
20:39:01:11	20:39:02:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:39:04:08	20:39:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:39:04:28	20:39:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t mystery man
20:39:05:18	20:39:07:04	Chris [TBD]	no he’s saying there’s gonna
20:39:05:20	20:39:07:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes! Yes, he does
20:39:08:24	20:39:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s really up to the dm so
20:39:08:28	20:39:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	yeah you gotta take off of your clothes
20:39:14:20	20:39:19:21	Dave [Xeros]	all right he you don’t have to really take anything off though do you yeah i mean
20:39:18:09	20:39:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no. It covers what you’re equipped with your entire body just disappears So I mean if you were sitting in my hat
20:39:29:02	20:39:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	when I turned invisible you should
20:39:30:01	20:39:41:01	Brin [GM]	i’ll follow the rules oh that’s
20:39:32:07	20:39:40:17	Chris [TBD]	long as that uh rag still isn’t up in there no the one that with the chloro for okay
20:39:35:18	20:39:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	was the chloroform one?
20:39:40:19	20:39:42:28	Steve [Nortle]	Here I’ll roll to see if it’s still there
20:39:44:12	20:39:46:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, I pulled it out
20:39:48:02	20:39:48:15	Brin [GM]	that just made
20:39:49:00	20:39:55:16	Chris [TBD]	down he’s stealthy or visible you’re flying side of it and you’re doing
20:39:52:11	20:39:53:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m flying silently
20:39:55:20	20:40:06:18	Brin [GM]	camouflaged you’ve rubbed some compost on your tattoos there’s a compost bin off to the side I’m actually
20:40:04:10	20:40:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	think you get to make that decision for me, because I’m just going to use my – have
20:40:06:18	20:40:07:22	Brin [GM]	I think that I do
20:40:06:24	20:40:08:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:40:08:05	20:40:10:23	Chris [TBD]	I agree I’m just going to use my
20:40:10:11	20:40:13:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eros why are you rubbing compost on your body
20:40:11:15	20:40:22:02	Brin [GM]	I’ve been reading a lot of books about compost to get ready for my farm so I’ve been thinking about it a lot. I’ve been thinking about cow poo a lot. Can we have our roll off right now and
20:40:17:12	20:40:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	But I’m just going to use my ghost step tattoo now. Fine, I’ll roll off with you if you want to do the compost thing. I’m going to do charcoal.
20:40:28:03	20:40:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s see who wins here.
20:40:29:07	20:40:38:13	Brin [GM]	- FINE! Oh my gosh, okay you ready?
20:40:30:19	20:40:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if she wins beef might make an appearance for this okay if she the
20:40:30:19	20:40:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	It said straight roll-off.
20:40:35:11	20:40:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	He just runs up and grabs a bunch of – okay, ready for this? Yeah, go for it. Nat 20.
20:40:39:04	20:40:45:12	Steve [Nortle]	you’re putting it on oh but nat 20 gotta mark that down
20:40:40:17	20:40:41:23	Chris [TBD]	oh my gosh
20:40:40:28	20:40:52:22	Brin [GM]	I got an 11 um mark it down and You have full narrative control of how dope Eros’s entry into this castle is going to be
20:40:44:28	20:40:46:04	Chris [TBD]	Mark it, mark it.
20:40:51:25	20:41:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right. That’s correct. i yeah yeah it sounds like you’re really excited to hear what i have to say so i’m just gonna
20:40:54:25	20:40:56:29	Brin [GM]	Also go ahead I’m excited to hear it
20:41:03:08	20:41:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	i’m actually going to sit outside the front door just like acting like you know a guy from
20:41:09:19	20:41:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	greece right now and yeah just just sitting back a little bit and then uh no yeah i can’t
20:41:10:17	20:41:11:16	Brin [GM]	smoking a pipe
20:41:11:12	20:41:23:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	greece
20:41:14:10	20:41:15:22	Chris [TBD]	Do you mean The Country or the movie?
20:41:16:18	20:41:17:22	Brin [GM]	smoking because you’re immune
20:41:19:24	20:41:21:12	Chris [TBD]	It will make a difference.
20:41:20:14	20:41:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	like anything yeah um and then when i actually need to go in the castle i’m just gonna
20:41:21:02	20:41:28:07	Steve [Nortle]	I thought they meant Euripides
20:41:23:05	20:41:30:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	would that be socrates he’s not thug eye
20:41:26:28	20:41:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	cast my ghost step tattoo and run in incorporeal
20:41:29:13	20:41:33:12	Brin [GM]	I always say incorporeal say it again
20:41:34:06	20:41:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s okay you don’t want to do anything
20:41:35:02	20:41:36:28	Brin [GM]	incorporial I always say it wrong
20:41:36:11	20:41:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	it’s double dags
20:41:38:14	20:41:39:20	Brin [GM]	it’s doubled eggs
20:41:40:10	20:41:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	half -asked if all y ‘all oh
20:41:41:16	20:41:42:24	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:41:43:25	20:41:50:15	Brin [GM]	he got the nat 20 and the half assed
20:41:44:24	20:41:48:17	Chris [TBD]	if all y’all oh yeah
20:41:47:18	20:41:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah i know i’m not
20:41:49:21	20:41:54:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah if you’re going to cover yourself in compost You can’t go half-asked.
20:41:52:27	20:42:00:25	Brin [GM]	go you witty bitch oh sorry that was horrible throwing here do you want these ones too so you don’t have to fish for
20:41:54:20	20:42:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	going to do any thing i got him it’s fine
20:42:00:25	20:42:10:17	Brin [GM]	those okay rock and roll that was kind of a spiteful throw i apologize okay um you’re all
20:42:09:00	20:42:10:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re going in.
20:42:10:17	20:42:19:16	Brin [GM]	going in do i need now you have all these special things do i mean it’s not gonna make you roll for stealth though still yes for sure right
20:42:19:16	20:42:24:29	Brin [GM]	i would be crazy if i didn’t make you do that so go ahead and everyone pull out your stealth
20:42:23:02	20:42:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	Since I’m invisible,
20:42:28:06	20:42:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	you’re invisible you can still like hit stuff and knock it over
20:42:30:22	20:42:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	but I have advantages. Well, I guess if we’re rolling…
20:42:34:29	20:42:35:23	Brin [GM]	be like athletics
20:42:36:22	20:42:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	No, that would be my stealth roll. It’s just a question of am I being observed? Because so I should have advantage If it’s auditory then it would be normal
20:42:44:02	20:42:50:02	Brin [GM]	um it would be observation so I would say you definitely have advantage
20:42:49:23	20:42:50:25	Chris [TBD]	I got an 18.
20:42:52:20	20:42:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	So I got a nat 20 plus 6 So 26 to sneak
20:42:56:22	20:42:58:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is he on?
20:42:58:23	20:43:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	So I get all of the bells
20:43:02:06	20:43:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	you’re holding all the bells and making not a sound
20:43:03:07	20:43:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	i’m holding it they’re holding it it’s big yeah
20:43:04:25	20:43:05:28	Chris [TBD]	I’ve just got one.
20:43:06:19	20:43:07:14	Dave [Xeros]	Not a one.
20:43:07:01	20:43:07:27	Chris [TBD]	Just one.
20:43:09:00	20:43:16:03	Brin [GM]	jeez louise fowl claw how’s it looking for you
20:43:11:00	20:43:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
20:43:11:24	20:43:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, look at my bell.
20:43:13:13	20:43:14:13	Chris [TBD]	Hey, check it out.
20:43:15:15	20:43:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um where’s our where do I see my proficiency
20:43:18:28	20:43:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	You had one of those surgeries. You only got one ball.
20:43:22:01	20:43:22:20	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:43:24:08	20:43:28:26	Chris [TBD]	That’s not how those work, but it is funny. Nodes? Yeah.
20:43:26:08	20:43:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	Did you have nodes? Yeah.
20:43:29:03	20:43:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	already added in there if it’s proficient whoops sorry that
20:43:30:01	20:43:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	Testicular cancer maybe.
20:43:31:29	20:43:37:02	Steve [Nortle]	yeah so the little that means that there’s a proficiency and then that’s taken
20:43:32:22	20:43:35:15	Chris [TBD]	I did have a little TMI,
20:43:35:14	20:43:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not adding anything else okay cool I got a 15
20:43:36:28	20:43:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	I remember you told me about it. That’s why I brought it up.
20:43:37:26	20:43:38:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that sucks.
20:43:41:15	20:43:42:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
20:43:42:12	20:43:45:12	Brin [GM]	your feathers are officially silent
20:43:46:16	20:43:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 12 but I’m just kind of sitting outside so… No no, I’m listening.
20:43:47:01	20:43:54:15	Brin [GM]	okay you don’t want to go in you’re listening okay you’re
20:43:51:19	20:43:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s fine yeah i’ll go in eventually yeah what see this is not normal this is
20:43:53:09	20:44:01:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros Eros I have to signal to you because I’m silent right now I have
20:43:59:20	20:44:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	not normal behavior this is yeah okay i i activate my ghost step tattoo and just
20:44:01:19	20:44:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to signal so
20:44:04:12	20:44:14:00	Brin [GM]	i think your friend just wants you to come along okay sweet all right so
20:44:14:00	20:44:25:07	Brin [GM]	all torches are out it’s very eerie and quiet in there okay you okay you’re passing
20:44:20:07	20:44:21:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s really eerie and quiet
20:44:24:19	20:44:28:06	Chris [TBD]	A little too rad.
20:44:24:26	20:44:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	guys guys you guys see i
20:44:25:07	20:44:36:09	Brin [GM]	you guys can see definitely no yelling okay you you’re coming down this corridor all the torches are out you pass this corner
20:44:30:29	20:44:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	is schwarzenegger hard to spell
20:44:36:09	20:44:39:28	Brin [GM]	you see nothing. You hear nothing
20:44:37:27	20:44:39:19	Chris [TBD]	Wait, the photo’s gone? The paintings are gone?
20:44:40:15	20:44:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	i just walked through this wall, though.
20:44:41:10	20:44:48:13	Brin [GM]	these, you walk I’m sorry I’m just talking for them because you can, I’m going to let you do your
20:44:45:18	20:44:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like, hey guys! The paintings are still on the wall!
20:44:48:27	20:44:49:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh thank goodness
20:44:49:23	20:44:56:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going through the maze and he’s just walking through the walls okay
20:44:50:05	20:44:53:02	Brin [GM]	narrative stuff as I do it too okay
20:44:54:05	20:44:57:08	Brin [GM]	yep you’re going through the maze you’re being very careful
20:44:59:12	20:45:08:08	Brin [GM]	Nortle is doing cartwheels the most silent cartwheels you’ve ever seen like a freaking ninja turtle it’s incredible
20:45:03:25	20:45:05:19	Chris [TBD]	TVD is holding up for dear life
20:45:08:01	20:45:10:14	Steve [Nortle]	i’m actually moonwalking part of it
20:45:08:20	20:45:15:29	Brin [GM]	all amazed okay you come you come to this door right here and it’s still
20:45:11:05	20:45:21:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who are you are you with nortle where so you’re doing cartwheels
20:45:14:03	20:45:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	Back flip with the bells.
20:45:17:00	20:45:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	yeah he’s in my miter
20:45:18:01	20:45:23:11	Brin [GM]	no sounds at the door doesn’t sound like anybody is in there would you like to go into
20:45:18:08	20:45:26:25	Chris [TBD]	No sounds at the door okay i’d like that yeah take phase
20:45:24:10	20:45:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna phase through the floor and go to
20:45:26:25	20:45:34:03	Chris [TBD]	your head through below us
20:45:28:06	20:45:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, where the first tank was.
20:45:28:13	20:45:34:21	Brin [GM]	The tank is? Okay, which is basically like right below you
20:45:34:03	20:45:40:23	Chris [TBD]	right oh my gosh we gotta
20:45:36:16	20:45:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	You said arrows, so I’m going to pop my head back up at the floor for a while and say what?
20:45:40:23	20:45:51:23	Chris [TBD]	see if that scares me oh no i’m fine actually people are down they’re just looking up the
20:45:43:12	20:45:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have to quiet use your prayer voice
20:45:44:26	20:45:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	This is the thing. is i could i can come right back i literally people are down uh heavenly
20:45:51:23	20:45:53:01	Chris [TBD]	these two little legs.
20:45:55:15	20:46:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	gog i can come right what it was a joke i’m pretty sure like she salune would laugh if i said that
20:45:58:07	20:46:03:21	Brin [GM]	Cleric! You’re playing You’re praying to Gog right now? Oh okay my bad.
20:46:08:20	20:46:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	so lunae well known for a sense of humor
20:46:08:26	20:46:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t know if that’s gonna result in
20:46:10:26	20:46:12:29	Brin [GM]	Got him!
20:46:14:22	20:46:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	saluna doesn’t have a sense of humor you keep on telling me she’s perfect and i’m like well then she should have a perfect sense of humor i’m glad we’re having this debate right as we’re supposed to
20:46:17:13	20:46:18:20	Chris [TBD]	Wait, the door…
20:46:19:24	20:46:22:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, I don’t know on that.
20:46:20:12	20:46:21:28	Chris [TBD]	The door is closed, right?
20:46:24:00	20:46:25:29	Chris [TBD]	Is it locked?
20:46:24:13	20:46:28:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not really sure what humor is myself.
20:46:30:03	20:46:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	true i’ve been trying to teach you okay i phase back in the floor yeah i’m gonna i’m
20:46:31:01	20:46:32:01	Chris [TBD]	Do I dare?
20:46:33:04	20:46:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, all right. He’s gone.
20:46:33:28	20:46:35:01	Brin [GM]	Do you have to try to
20:46:35:10	20:46:38:20	Chris [TBD]	Well, I’m only seven inches tall. I can’t open the door.
20:46:39:08	20:46:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	wait you’re telling me to open the door
20:46:42:09	20:46:45:08	Chris [TBD]	Be careful it might be trap
20:46:42:09	20:46:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	going to phase my head right up behind the door when they open it and see what see if
20:46:46:06	20:46:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	scares them sidekick damage oh
20:46:47:06	20:46:53:18	Brin [GM]	right make you guys all roll for psychic damage so oh
20:46:50:17	20:46:51:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
20:46:54:16	20:47:01:29	Brin [GM]	got him all right no do you really want to are you guys trying to open the door
20:46:54:16	20:47:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	got it okay are we opening the door you’re opening the
20:46:56:22	20:47:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	we really rolling i mean i should i can i can do a perception check beforehand
20:46:57:16	20:46:58:02	Chris [TBD]	no
20:47:01:25	20:47:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think so.
20:47:07:03	20:47:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	to see if there’s like any uh traps or anything
20:47:13:14	20:47:20:27	Steve [Nortle]	so that would be a 25 yeah that was 19 plus
20:47:16:14	20:47:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	honey trap in here watch out did you get new dice are they weighted
20:47:17:19	20:47:25:16	Brin [GM]	night okay so you and
20:47:20:27	20:47:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	plus six typically this one sucks so hard that it creates like vacuums around it
20:47:28:06	20:47:29:14	Chris [TBD]	just keep going
20:47:29:03	20:47:35:22	Brin [GM]	um Nordo leans forward and he licks the door and he waits for a moment
20:47:31:21	20:47:44:07	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah yeah for sure i taste
20:47:35:22	20:47:43:06	Brin [GM]	it and you taste immense fear coming from the
20:47:44:07	20:47:55:19	Steve [Nortle]	the coming of a mother -in -law. It tastes like fear. Are we still on
20:47:48:04	20:47:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	hmm don’t call me your mother-in-law and then my face back through the floor
20:48:02:02	20:48:10:21	Brin [GM]	okay awesome all right you taste fear do you want to open this door that’s basically
20:48:10:21	20:48:17:23	Brin [GM]	all you can really detect is definitely just the room is full of it
20:48:14:26	20:48:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	TBD this room tastes like the first day of 7th grade
20:48:21:03	20:48:24:19	Brin [GM]	And it’s kind of like a metallic-y taste and salty.
20:48:23:28	20:48:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	had to
20:48:24:29	20:48:33:25	Steve [Nortle]	First day of gym in 7th grade that’s what it tastes like It tastes Like Fear Pure Unadulterated Fear
20:48:29:22	20:48:30:17	Chris [TBD]	what’s up kid
20:48:36:14	20:48:44:03	Brin [GM]	wrote down for fear. Don’t elaborate on that. Let’s just go with it.
20:48:37:16	20:48:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	gross that is like I was likening it to, like, the metal shower thingies.
20:48:38:05	20:48:39:11	Chris [TBD]	cowabunga baby let’s go
20:48:39:28	20:48:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay Alright I will open up the door but I’m not gonna do the full Emperor’s
20:48:51:27	20:48:59:13	Steve [Nortle]	New Groove Kuzco kick open the door which i normally would but because that taste forewarned me enough that i do it cautiously
20:48:59:12	20:49:02:29	Brin [GM]	Okay so the door slowly creaks open
20:49:02:24	20:49:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	okay and so i’m gonna put like my shell out and then i’m going to like slowly raise my head from my shell as i look around the door yeah with with TBD on
20:49:08:14	20:49:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like a submarine? Like poking out of the water?
20:49:09:10	20:49:09:25	Chris [TBD]	woo
20:49:14:04	20:49:15:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m your rearview mirror.
20:49:15:23	20:49:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
20:49:16:02	20:49:24:19	Brin [GM]	that’s awesome okay so you see um there’s some of the tables are tipped over in there
20:49:17:08	20:49:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	Look through the periscope, my friend.
20:49:25:25	20:49:36:14	Brin [GM]	and you see every person that you’ve seen before in this castle they’re all sitting in seats around these the tables that are not tipped
20:49:36:14	20:49:46:21	Brin [GM]	over. All of LaShara’s papers and her wagon are in a pile in the center of the room, completely destroyed all
20:49:43:07	20:49:44:08	Chris [TBD]	Organized or like?
20:49:46:21	20:49:58:01	Brin [GM]	of the research they were doing piled up in a corner I mean in the middle and Marie is sitting where she was before in this chair right here
20:49:47:13	20:49:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, what the hell were you guys doing? He had a job to do.
20:49:49:24	20:49:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	not there
20:49:59:19	20:50:07:14	Brin [GM]	and all of them are glazed over with purple eyes like they were before but it’s astounding
20:50:07:14	20:50:17:26	Brin [GM]	their irises are way more bright okay so something is a lot more potent that they’re being hypnotized by and all of them are sitting there glazed over not making a single noise
20:50:26:26	20:50:31:09	Chris [TBD]	Can I proceed, roll a perception investigation and see if I see anything?
20:50:31:28	20:50:39:02	Brin [GM]	if i will say that you have to be you haveと go in the room though are you guys all in there now
20:50:35:20	20:50:37:04	Chris [TBD]	I thought you opened the door.
20:50:39:21	20:50:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	i was just peeking through around
20:50:41:13	20:50:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	My head is just right up
20:50:41:25	20:50:49:06	Brin [GM]	okay okay like through the stone floor okay okay
20:50:46:10	20:50:54:01	Chris [TBD]	i’m just looking if there’s any markings on the floor or anything bizarre that’s 15 10
20:50:49:06	20:50:55:26	Brin [GM]	okay awesome um why don’t you go ahead and roll
20:50:57:12	20:51:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was gonna say can i use make an investigation check with my
20:51:01:25	20:51:10:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ember firestone that i have so i have advantage on them oh
20:51:04:09	20:51:15:10	Brin [GM]	oh what’s
20:51:10:19	20:51:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh it’s like a 20 something i know uh oh yeah
20:51:22:17	20:51:23:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	unnatural point
20:51:24:13	20:51:36:01	Brin [GM]	okay you guys make your way kind of towards the center a little bit except for eros you’re just chilling just poking up through
20:51:34:08	20:51:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	head’s like
20:51:40:13	20:51:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	like can’t can you fly yeah but so is part of your body stuck in there
20:51:45:02	20:51:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	phase yeah
20:51:52:02	20:52:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	like whatever and then you can like de-phase and phase so what i did is i popped my eyeballs out and then de-phased that part of my body so it’s like sitting there
20:52:03:23	20:52:04:18	Steve [Nortle]	so you’re
20:52:06:29	20:52:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	incorporeal nostril down weird
20:52:08:12	20:52:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	pretty much
20:52:12:03	20:52:17:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re you’re like jumanji robin williams in the ceiling floor right now is what you’re doing
20:52:17:23	20:52:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	LIKE IF YOU LIKE JUMPED INTO LIKE A POOL WITH LIKE ONE OF THOSE LIKE WATER WINGS ON YOUR NECK RIGHT IT JUST LIKE YOU BOB THERE THAT’S THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING I’M BOBBING
20:52:27:08	20:52:39:02	Brin [GM]	all right a stone floor bobbing the stone floor okay all night i will i will allow it okay um you guys make your way towards the center a little bit
20:52:30:04	20:52:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, bobbing on the stem floor.
20:52:39:11	20:52:50:05	Brin [GM]	TBD your water whistle is somewhat activated and you hear a weird ticking noise yeah well just from
20:52:50:05	20:52:58:09	Brin [GM]	because your sense of sound is heightened okay and you notice the ticking noise is not in this
20:52:53:27	20:52:54:11	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
20:52:58:09	20:53:09:24	Brin [GM]	room though you can hear it and it’s from a distance somewhat behind you a little bit okay and you tell everyone that
20:53:01:14	20:53:03:12	Chris [TBD]	Can I tell which direction it’s coming from?
20:53:09:24	20:53:10:19	Brin [GM]	you’re hearing this
20:53:10:03	20:53:12:13	Chris [TBD]	I feel like we gotta grab that painting in the hallway.
20:53:12:28	20:53:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s always kind of weird.
20:53:15:07	20:53:18:27	Chris [TBD]	She’s brought it up several times. It was a painting of the boy in the doorway.
20:53:20:15	20:53:32:10	Brin [GM]	you already that you tasted fear in you, you see a strange black trail that’s leading out towards the basement front that’s heading into this room
20:53:32:10	20:53:40:24	Brin [GM]	okay oh it’s too late guys
20:53:33:28	20:53:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll take a look.
20:53:42:29	20:53:46:16	Brin [GM]	boom it was a bomb
20:53:44:05	20:53:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, it was a bomb.
20:53:46:10	20:53:46:23	Chris [TBD]	What?
20:53:46:10	20:53:48:00	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a bomb.com
20:53:48:02	20:53:49:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m incorporeal.
20:53:49:04	20:53:53:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i have time do i have uh do I have time to
20:53:50:01	20:53:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	And the bomb can’t see me.
20:53:53:17	20:53:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	can’t see you?
20:53:54:22	20:53:56:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gauntlet this thing and put a shield around us
20:53:58:08	20:54:08:26	Brin [GM]	floor beneath you you’re seeing this almost in slow motion it cracks, it’s starting to separate underneath your feet
20:54:08:26	20:54:17:25	Brin [GM]	and it’s rising upward. The air is turning to fire all of you need to roll a deck saving throw
20:54:18:18	20:54:29:08	Chris [TBD]	Now, I am going to push back a little bit. I feel like we did our due diligence to sneak and be careful this whole way. Can we at least have advantage on this roll?
20:54:27:28	20:54:41:23	Brin [GM]	trigger the trigger was on the banquet door you all
20:54:32:08	20:54:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	So we opened the door. I didn’t open it. Who opened the door? In order, it’s your fault.
20:54:36:11	20:54:37:18	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t see anyone.
20:54:37:08	20:54:41:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t think we’re debating in slow motion right now but that’d be great
20:54:40:17	20:54:41:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:54:41:23	20:54:48:10	Brin [GM]	just need to roll the bomb has already gone off you all need to role decks to see if you can use a reaction
20:54:46:08	20:54:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay.
20:54:49:25	20:54:57:07	Brin [GM]	okay to see it’s a deck
20:54:49:25	20:54:50:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m good.
20:54:53:11	20:54:55:10	Chris [TBD]	What kind of dexterity are we rolling here?
20:54:57:07	20:55:07:02	Brin [GM]	saving throw and it has to be at least a 17 for you to be able to use a reaction to at least like shield yourself or protect yourself from this blast
20:54:58:02	20:54:58:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, okay.
20:55:03:17	20:55:09:06	Chris [TBD]	Okay, well, I got I got a 19, 16 plus 3.
20:55:08:08	20:55:09:27	Brin [GM]	okay awesome
20:55:10:08	20:55:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	So you just dropped down?
20:55:13:04	20:55:13:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
20:55:13:17	20:55:24:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	used
20:55:14:21	20:55:23:14	Brin [GM]	there’s tables that you can get behind um what did you guys roll
20:55:18:05	20:55:19:26	Chris [TBD]	I’m just going to stand behind Nortle.
20:55:19:22	20:55:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	The mitre is really what saves you, you know?
20:55:21:26	20:55:24:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, the mitre. I’m Just Going To Duck Down In A Half.
20:55:24:05	20:55:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my tides of chaos to roll again so i got a 17 this time so i’m going to use my reaction whoever’s around me i’m going to try and use the gauntlets
20:55:35:03	20:55:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	Nordo would really appreciate that because he assumes that the explosion can’t seet him because I rolled a 10.
20:55:40:07	20:55:41:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah!
20:55:40:21	20:55:48:27	Brin [GM]	ok awesome Okay, so you’re – so a little bit of shrinkage on that.
20:55:43:19	20:55:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m incorporeal and I rolled a nat one so just FYI
20:55:49:17	20:55:50:20	Chris [TBD]	It was a pool!
20:55:50:20	20:55:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, I was in the pool
20:55:51:19	20:55:53:11	Brin [GM]	It was in the pool of stone.
20:55:54:01	20:55:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	What was your first… Did you get an at-one with your…
20:55:54:24	20:55:56:26	Brin [GM]	It’s cold, hard floor.
20:56:00:14	20:56:06:15	Brin [GM]	Okay, you guys are towards the center of the room when this happened and this dome is 10 feet
20:56:06:15	20:56:16:29	Brin [GM]	So you’re able to capture TBD, Nortle and yourself And some of Lashara’s papers into the sphere
20:56:18:09	20:56:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	Guys are inheritance
20:56:20:23	20:56:21:28	Brin [GM]	Exactly Yeah
20:56:23:28	20:56:24:14	Chris [TBD]	Nooo!
20:56:24:28	20:56:35:02	Brin [GM]	Your ears fill with a painful boom The stone splits beneath your feet And explodes upwards The tables in the banquet hall Shatter into thousands of pieces
20:56:35:02	20:56:43:19	Brin [GM]	Splinters are spiraling everywhere I mean, I’m sure you can imagine they turn to pink dust. I’m just kidding. That’s not that bad.
20:56:35:18	20:56:36:21	Dave [Xeros]	what about the people
20:56:38:14	20:56:39:13	Chris [TBD]	People have been…
20:56:44:21	20:56:45:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re probably dead
20:56:46:05	20:56:55:13	Brin [GM]	Yeah, the air around you ignites it totally instantly would be scalding you if you weren’t in the wall of force.
20:56:55:09	20:56:59:19	Chris [TBD]	Man you’d think they would’ve moved by now. This castle.
20:56:56:22	20:57:07:05	Brin [GM]	But because of the force, it throws the sphere backwards and you basically get stuck in the door and everything
20:57:07:03	20:57:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like a gerbil ball
20:57:08:04	20:57:12:10	Brin [GM]	exactly, it’s literally like a gerbil door right into the door
20:57:11:22	20:57:13:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i thought we were gonna go straight up but
20:57:13:26	20:57:18:15	Brin [GM]	no yeah you’re kind of going backwards and upward okay and then
20:57:20:24	20:57:32:03	Brin [GM]	it’s over there’s a big, the roof has fallen down because an explosion went upward so some of the beams from the ceiling are hanging down. There’s a few random
20:57:32:03	20:57:37:10	Brin [GM]	fires around from the tables and papers and things I’m gonna say that
20:57:37:18	20:57:45:23	Brin [GM]	you only got a very small portion of Lashara’s papers in there most of it is up in flames all
20:57:45:23	20:57:51:21	Brin [GM]	her research all of her life’s collections of things up in smoke and burning and destroyed
20:57:53:07	20:58:04:04	Brin [GM]	um okay well this this kind of changes things a little bit because you weren’t supposed to I know that but I didn’t I was hoping that your wall of force wouldn’t work because
20:58:04:04	20:58:11:19	Brin [GM]	you’re such a crappy roller i was hoping that there would be some damage so nobody has to roll
20:58:08:07	20:58:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	don’t make assumptions
20:58:11:19	20:58:18:20	Brin [GM]	which would have been 7d6 it could have killed you guys for sure so
20:58:14:07	20:58:15:19	Chris [TBD]	jeez
20:58:14:27	20:58:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
20:58:16:01	20:58:20:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa you’re so welcome
20:58:17:22	20:58:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks, Falcoa.
20:58:18:06	20:58:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	well isn’t on the saving throw you still get hit by it you actually take half
20:58:18:20	20:58:29:28	Brin [GM]	you guys saved yeah i mean in the wall of force though i don’t know what it would it count because nothing can pass through
20:58:28:00	20:58:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	because even if that is the thing is even if you save, you still take half on a fireball.
20:58:29:28	20:58:37:11	Brin [GM]	it. I’m actually okay with this, I want
20:58:37:11	20:58:49:06	Brin [GM]	you guys to roll at least 3d6 because you could be concussed from smacking the back of the wall of force dome or
20:58:49:06	20:59:00:18	Brin [GM]	sphere i should say so you will be taking damage and if you get over 15 points of damage I’m gonna say that your prone and knocked out
20:58:53:27	20:58:55:08	Chris [TBD]	points. Damage.
20:59:00:18	20:59:07:08	Brin [GM]	okay i was trying to do it
20:59:01:08	20:59:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay great i got 16
20:59:01:27	20:59:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	Well great. Eight.
20:59:02:23	20:59:03:21	Chris [TBD]	I only got ten.
20:59:05:04	20:59:05:09	Chris [TBD]	Ugh!
20:59:05:28	20:59:08:20	Steve [Nortle]	Dave, can you roll for me? I don’t have any D6s.
20:59:07:08	20:59:14:25	Brin [GM]	uh okay eight so
20:59:07:25	20:59:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	son of a whose idea is this to take damage geez i am
20:59:14:17	20:59:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	Normal got eight too.
20:59:14:25	20:59:23:03	Brin [GM]	make sure you mark that down um foul claw is knocked out he’s unconscious
20:59:14:29	20:59:21:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	concussed i think i i think
20:59:16:18	20:59:17:02	Chris [TBD]	Ugh!
20:59:21:10	20:59:28:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i saw it coming and you know uh
20:59:22:18	20:59:28:23	Chris [TBD]	I’m just like grabbing your feathers by your being like trying to wake you up.
20:59:28:11	20:59:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	madonna stop oh we can’t do that yet we’re not married
20:59:31:11	20:59:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	I reach out with my smooth criminal glove to try to wake
20:59:35:04	20:59:35:23	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:59:36:28	20:59:50:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stop but don’t what is
20:59:38:06	20:59:39:08	Chris [TBD]	but don’t stop.
20:59:43:24	20:59:55:12	Brin [GM]	all right smooth criminal caress are you going to use that on foul claw okay so instantly because foul claw has been knocked out um the wall of force has dropped because he has released that
20:59:55:28	20:59:56:16	Chris [TBD]	that makes sense.
20:59:56:18	21:00:04:03	Brin [GM]	so basically right when you guys hit that back wall and flower call a hit so um yep you guys are all dropped to the ground
21:00:00:22	21:00:02:06	Chris [TBD]	Knock them out while force gone.
21:00:04:27	21:00:13:09	Brin [GM]	um you see marie laying over in a corner she has a massive leg of a chair through her torso
21:00:13:09	21:00:18:09	Brin [GM]	and she’s really struggling to breathe if you want to talk to her i would make your way over
21:00:13:23	21:00:14:05	Chris [TBD]	Gosh.
21:00:18:02	21:00:24:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, let’s go over there and talk for her. She’s gonna see this little seven-inch man come up to her and think that this is it. This is the end.
21:00:18:09	21:00:28:23	Brin [GM]	there as quick as possible and have a last conversation it’s just gonna be like oh yeah
21:00:25:26	21:00:28:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we even get across it sounds like there’s a big hole in the floor
21:00:28:23	21:00:39:28	Brin [GM]	it is right in the center you can walk around. It hasn’t completely caved in the whole floor so you can kind of walk around the perimeter of the room no one person out. It’s just straight up
21:00:35:21	21:00:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	no one who burst out of it, right?
21:00:36:17	21:00:39:10	Chris [TBD]	Nortle, you have the best…
21:00:38:25	21:00:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	okay i’m gonna like submarine my way over to her and i’m going to cast spare the dying
21:00:39:28	21:00:50:14	Brin [GM]	a bomb was set in the basement to blow up everything okay okay
21:00:47:03	21:00:49:04	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:00:47:17	21:00:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	on her um it’s one action she’s a creature within range that has basically zero hit points and if that isn’t dead the creature becomes stable so she’s stabilized
21:00:59:04	21:01:05:13	Brin [GM]	you want to as you’re doing this you’re gonna have to pull this chair leg out of her because if it stays in
21:01:03:17	21:01:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	that’s fine i’m just gonna look at her in the eyes i’m like hey you might feel a little pressure and just
21:01:05:13	21:01:12:14	Brin [GM]	I think that is not going to be good and she’s coughing up
21:01:12:14	21:01:26:08	Brin [GM]	blood oh lord okay
21:01:12:28	21:01:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	then cast Fear the Dying Honor.
21:01:16:08	21:01:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	Now, remember I did this out of the goodness of my heart
21:01:21:25	21:01:23:04	Chris [TBD]	She’s going to wish she died.
21:01:26:08	21:01:37:12	Brin [GM]	um there might be one or two servants that are alive but I would say just about everybody in this banquet hall is passed on.
21:01:35:21	21:01:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	Is the cook dead?
21:01:37:26	21:01:39:07	Brin [GM]	Pamsey as a goner
21:01:39:07	21:01:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent I thought
21:01:43:15	21:01:49:07	Brin [GM]	with her girth there was no chance that she was missing splinters and things
21:01:44:01	21:01:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	chef I’ve ever tasted.
21:01:48:29	21:01:52:00	Dave [Xeros]	may Salune take her into the moonlight
21:01:50:19	21:01:57:12	Brin [GM]	and she’s swimming in mossy soup dreams of mossy soup
21:01:55:02	21:01:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	Salune Al Madre
21:01:56:18	21:01:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah give her final rights and everything
21:01:58:10	21:02:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah there you go um she made a really bad chili it’s fine uh she’s
21:02:04:08	21:02:07:29	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to keep trying To wake up Falclaw You guys attend To Marie
21:02:09:20	21:02:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	she’s stabilized
21:02:10:23	21:02:13:05	Chris [TBD]	Right So like Get talking To her
21:02:11:12	21:02:11:24	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
21:02:14:22	21:02:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	Marie, how many fingers do you see?
21:02:20:04	21:02:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	Oh I’m still invisible. Okay hold on How many do you See?
21:02:25:22	21:02:33:04	Brin [GM]	I definitely hit my head wait she’s British hold on oh definitely, definitely hit my head very hard.
21:02:33:23	21:02:35:22	Steve [Nortle]	That has nothing to do with my fingers
21:02:38:23	21:02:40:11	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a thumb it was a trick question
21:02:42:22	21:02:43:05	Steve [Nortle]	Anyway
21:02:44:09	21:02:47:22	Steve [Nortle]	What Were you doing in here In your house
21:02:50:08	21:02:58:12	Brin [GM]	I tried to carve run into the table while I was sitting there but I couldn’t do it. It was Asterol she came back
21:02:54:22	21:02:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh.
21:02:55:04	21:02:56:14	Steve [Nortle]	Who did this to you
21:02:58:12	21:03:10:04	Brin [GM]	She found out what we were doing, and she started tanked up downstairs back up. And we’ve been hypnotized, and he turned up the power definitely.
21:02:58:28	21:02:59:12	Steve [Nortle]	Shocker
21:03:10:22	21:03:17:23	Brin [GM]	None of us could do anything, not even me. I had attempted weeks ago to build up a tolerance to it.
21:03:19:10	21:03:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not like it’s iocane powder
21:03:22:10	21:03:25:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s otolith, tasteless, intervals instantly in liquid by the way.
21:03:24:29	21:03:26:03	Steve [Nortle]	I can taste it
21:03:29:23	21:03:36:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great I’m going to cast Cure Wounds on her as well and she is going to get
21:03:30:20	21:03:31:00	Brin [GM]	Yes.
21:03:35:10	21:03:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	you’re just hold still the demon looking creature is going to heal you
21:03:37:13	21:03:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	11
21:03:39:18	21:03:40:04	Brin [GM]	I’ll be right back.
21:03:40:29	21:03:43:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize it was going to be a whole thing.
21:03:43:17	21:03:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	She gets 11 hit points back. Be careful of that door The other door is good
21:03:49:26	21:03:52:29	Chris [TBD]	We’re all right-handed, Dave. Actually, you’re left-handed.
21:03:51:21	21:04:01:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no not true not sure you’re welcome uh
21:03:52:03	21:03:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	No no he’s not like Jesse’s the one that never knocks it off at the hinge
21:03:55:21	21:03:57:08	Chris [TBD]	Exactly because he’s left-handed.
21:03:56:20	21:04:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	um hey like
21:04:01:04	21:04:11:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i i don’t know how to do math nortle knows how to do the math uh i got 12 not 16 on my roll
21:04:11:02	21:04:20:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i got three fours and i automatically thought four fours i’m i’m unconscious okay great wake me up
21:04:15:03	21:04:17:19	Chris [TBD]	You did the math wrong and we’re well past it.
21:04:18:19	21:04:19:28	Chris [TBD]	I’m trying to wake you up!
21:04:21:14	21:04:23:09	Chris [TBD]	All right, hold on. Thank you.
21:04:26:08	21:04:29:07	Brin [GM]	so she’s all healed is that is that what you guys have said
21:04:28:01	21:04:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	she’s got 16 points of health now so i mean she’s getting better i guess
21:04:32:28	21:04:39:26	Brin [GM]	okay that’s about half i think she i think i had her down as 35 or something
21:04:42:28	21:04:54:01	Chris [TBD]	can wait. fell caught up right yeah i’m gonna cast beast bond which is the uh one that i had
21:04:54:01	21:05:05:13	Chris [TBD]	uh i don’t remember how we got these how did you get these lashar’s thing i pull out like the only thing i can think of this i know i’m allergic to animals right and so he’s a in my
21:04:56:21	21:04:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	they’re from Lashara’s stuff
21:05:05:13	21:05:10:21	Chris [TBD]	mind all of you are just a bunch of beasts so i established a telepathic link
21:05:13:18	21:05:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	Did you really say that out loud?
21:05:16:02	21:05:24:01	Chris [TBD]	them the ones that are animal like i don’t discriminate yeah i mean you have horns he’s
21:05:20:14	21:05:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll discuss this later.
21:05:23:02	21:05:26:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kind of yeah he’s kind of beastly yeah
21:05:24:01	21:05:29:10	Chris [TBD]	got some horns a little furry-ish do you have goat legs or just normal legs
21:05:26:22	21:05:30:06	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I see how you guys all think about me. No, I don’t have goat legs.
21:05:28:25	21:05:29:11	Steve [Nortle]	you always
21:05:30:14	21:05:32:19	Steve [Nortle]	say something about ramming things
21:05:31:02	21:05:40:11	Chris [TBD]	you had pants on i never even let me read
21:05:31:29	21:05:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	Do you even have arms or hands?
21:05:34:19	21:05:39:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That doesn’t matter if I’m a beast or not. That’s not the criteria for a beast, you know?
21:05:38:21	21:05:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like making me sound straight out of the book of Revelation or something.
21:05:40:11	21:05:48:28	Chris [TBD]	this beast bond this is going to get me This is getting me into the dreamscape.
21:05:40:28	21:05:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Also, I think he and I are just having this conversation on the dreamscape or something.
21:05:44:12	21:05:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:05:45:16	21:05:48:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re meeting telepathically. Yeah.
21:05:49:04	21:05:59:26	Chris [TBD]	So it says here, you establish a telepathic link with one beast that’s what you touch that is friendly to you or charmed by you but you’re friendly to me. The spell fails of the beast intelligence four or higher. Dang it!
21:06:00:21	21:06:04:11	Brin [GM]	stop before you came up with it
21:06:01:07	21:06:07:24	Chris [TBD]	I should have read this through before I… But you are unconscious. You got zero intelligence right now. Okay?
21:06:03:24	21:06:05:04	Steve [Nortle]	Well, he’s unconscious.
21:06:03:26	21:06:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well,
21:06:10:25	21:06:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	Welcome to the club, big guy!
21:06:12:16	21:06:22:05	Chris [TBD]	You can understand my telepathetic message. You can understand my telepathic message, and I can communicate simple emotions and concepts back to you.
21:06:14:04	21:06:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	Look in my mind!
21:06:17:03	21:06:18:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like a Gap commercial in there.
21:06:22:11	21:06:31:08	Chris [TBD]	So I’m about to communicate that I saw in Eros’ personal backpack – I was rummaging through it. Don’t tell him.
21:06:28:25	21:06:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have a backpack. It’s just my pants, but if you would want to… Go ahead.
21:06:34:10	21:06:39:29	Chris [TBD]	There was a poster of Lashara in there that he – LaDonna. Thank you.
21:06:36:25	21:06:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	Signed.
21:06:40:29	21:06:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	I get them confused. I seriously do all the time.
21:06:41:01	21:06:41:19	Chris [TBD]	Sorry, what is that?
21:06:41:23	21:06:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	Lashara signed?
21:06:43:04	21:06:51:19	Chris [TBD]	It’s way worse. LaDonna in there, but he put a piece of paper over it and drew his own set of knockers on it
21:06:43:19	21:06:44:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
21:06:51:19	21:06:56:28	Chris [TBD]	I’m hoping this is going to wake you up out of sheer anger
21:06:57:14	21:07:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	Listen. Listen. It was before I converted.
21:07:01:02	21:07:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	That feels like it would have to be a deception roll.
21:07:03:21	21:07:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
21:07:04:15	21:07:07:24	Chris [TBD]	I really saw this It’s something
21:07:05:17	21:07:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s something it’s something I would
21:07:05:24	21:07:10:02	Brin [GM]	okay but this is like a double though because it’s telepathic deception
21:07:06:15	21:07:07:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:07:10:14	21:07:11:23	Chris [TBD]	This is in my mind
21:07:10:19	21:07:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	never do.
21:07:13:13	21:07:23:07	Steve [Nortle]	okay so dave has to do a deception roll don’t you have like plus 10 to it deceive
21:07:15:08	21:07:16:22	Chris [TBD]	Okay yeah That makes sense
21:07:17:14	21:07:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
21:07:19:01	21:07:20:24	Brin [GM]	I approve this message
21:07:23:11	21:07:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s plus 12.
21:07:26:11	21:07:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	Here we go. Let’s see if I roll a 1. Okay so 17 So that would be almost 30 It’s a 29 Hey Foulclaw
21:07:29:08	21:07:32:20	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah my gosh plus two that’s 29
21:07:33:11	21:07:35:25	Brin [GM]	hell well all right
21:07:36:26	21:07:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	I got a poster of LaDonna And I like
21:07:38:15	21:07:45:20	Chris [TBD]	is this gonna wake you up i you gotta roll
21:07:41:06	21:07:47:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so am i awake now did it’s automatically do i roll what do i
21:07:45:20	21:07:51:23	Chris [TBD]	this is pretty good though i’d have to say
21:07:47:24	21:07:55:01	Brin [GM]	you’re gonna have to do like a um uh lunatic saving roll anger rage
21:07:52:12	21:07:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	I logged in To
21:07:55:24	21:07:57:10	Chris [TBD]	rage saving roll
21:07:57:19	21:08:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	maybe insight i mean if you want to just make up rage then yeah you can just attach it to any of
21:08:04:11	21:08:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	I want you to know, like, I cast a magic spell called Mid-Turney and I just modified the image. It’s not necessarily her it’s just… Yeah! It’s like, you know, it’s…
21:08:04:12	21:08:16:28	Steve [Nortle]	the six abilities and it’s
21:08:11:27	21:08:14:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah it’s like it’s over on top of it
21:08:15:16	21:08:16:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, and if you’re not careful.
21:08:15:21	21:08:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s it’s just like your ai over there that won’t make like not hot chicks right it just automatically yeah
21:08:16:28	21:08:24:25	Steve [Nortle]	definitely mid yeah yeah freaking
21:08:22:02	21:08:33:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, yeah, yeah. And behind her it does have two Owlens holding a scroll that, you know, says
21:08:33:25	21:08:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	Sulune saves.
21:08:34:01	21:08:39:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i do wake up i’m just i’m like i’m running right for you i’m Just Charging okay so what
21:08:37:22	21:08:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. I’m incorporeal.
21:08:39:25	21:08:48:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do i so is this a constitution is this what is this to see if i can shake off the sleep
21:08:45:16	21:08:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	If you can shake off the 29…
21:08:50:25	21:08:52:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well i thought he was just waking me up from the sleep
21:08:51:11	21:08:54:13	Chris [TBD]	That was just – yeah, I’m just trying to –
21:08:53:04	21:09:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah he’s rolling not against dave but against chris whether
21:08:54:14	21:09:04:26	Brin [GM]	this is the yeah right it would be against you yep well to see just to see if his brain
21:08:54:24	21:08:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	You’re deceived, yeah. I mean…
21:08:59:14	21:09:02:16	Chris [TBD]	Why against me? I’m trying to wake him up. Trying to help him.
21:09:02:11	21:09:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	Well, are you picking up what he’s laying down?
21:09:04:26	21:09:11:25	Brin [GM]	is susceptible to what you’re trying to deceive him with are you picking up
21:09:06:08	21:09:10:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I know it’s going to be susceptible of this. That’s why that’s why I said it
21:09:10:28	21:09:14:04	Dave [Xeros]	Because, you know what, I’m going to go pick up what you’ve been
21:09:13:28	21:09:25:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whether it’s true or not the thought of defacing madonna in any degree is enough to i think provoke me yeah uh -huh okay so where do i have to beat at 15?
21:09:18:02	21:09:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine.
21:09:19:29	21:09:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s cool. I was just testing the spell out i mean it’s it’s
21:09:20:17	21:09:23:04	Chris [TBD]	especially in such a degrading manner
21:09:28:21	21:09:29:11	Brin [GM]	to say that you
21:09:30:14	21:09:31:20	Chris [TBD]	yeah you’re you
21:09:31:23	21:09:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	super new arcana like
21:09:33:13	21:09:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow. Okay, cool. 21.
21:09:35:22	21:09:36:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
21:09:39:16	21:09:41:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re in the floor? Your head is in the floor?
21:09:39:22	21:09:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	uh no i’m i’m out now but like but like i i am 100 incorporeal like yeah like i mean you could
21:09:42:01	21:09:44:07	Steve [Nortle]	He’s going to soccer kick your head.
21:09:44:01	21:09:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
21:09:44:02	21:09:46:19	Chris [TBD]	I am 100%.
21:09:44:03	21:09:45:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:09:44:03	21:09:45:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:09:44:12	21:09:45:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:09:45:19	21:09:47:10	Brin [GM]	is pumping okay
21:09:48:09	21:09:48:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
21:09:50:09	21:09:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	come right for me and like it’s one of those where you like swing and it’s you put so much pressure
21:09:59:08	21:10:06:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m going to just jump right through him like almost I’m gonna tackle him and I’m just gonna probably jump into this rubble or something behind you so
21:10:06:16	21:10:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	what’s going on man You okay? You hit your head.
21:10:12:19	21:10:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you’re right there. It just it just wait a second.
21:10:15:12	21:10:17:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it better not be true
21:10:17:12	21:10:18:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can I can I do that?
21:10:18:03	21:10:22:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	also Also, I don’t think we have time for this. The DM probably wants us to move on.
21:10:20:08	21:10:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, it’s possible. Can I investigate him as he’s like attacking me to I don’t know.
21:10:23:03	21:10:24:21	Chris [TBD]	Hey, you’re awake. All right.
21:10:33:12	21:10:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	incorporeal hands?
21:10:34:14	21:10:35:15	Brin [GM]	investigate him
21:10:36:28	21:10:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	All right. That’s not going to see anything. It’s fine. There’s something off with you my friend. You’re so angry.
21:10:44:08	21:10:46:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of have a good reason to be right now.
21:10:44:19	21:10:45:00	Chris [TBD]	love?
21:10:46:13	21:10:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	What did I do?
21:10:47:05	21:10:48:07	Brin [GM]	oh
21:10:48:07	21:10:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You may or may not have done something and I don’ t know if it’s true.
21:10:51:13	21:10:57:21	Chris [TBD]	This is like when my wife wakes up after a dream that I did something wrong. Yeah.
21:10:53:02	21:10:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	You may have not done something in your dreams.
21:10:55:22	21:10:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	That you’re cheating on her?
21:10:56:10	21:10:56:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don”t know.
21:10:58:18	21:10:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m mad at you.
21:10:59:15	21:11:00:06	Brin [GM]	that’s the
21:11:00:20	21:11:11:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, he’s the one that has him.
21:11:02:14	21:11:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:11:02:20	21:11:13:06	Brin [GM]	it takes my husband like two days to recover from those dreams and I’m like will you get over it already? It’s like, gosh. Walks around huffing and puffing.
21:11:03:16	21:11:03:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
21:11:12:24	21:11:16:16	Chris [TBD]	I never have them. Emily has them all the time. I never have.
21:11:14:05	21:11:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow. Wow. So, is Marie alive?
21:11:17:10	21:11:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	i’m sure freud would have something to say about that
21:11:17:12	21:11:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? Yeah, you should probably go see a therapist about that.
21:11:22:08	21:11:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	oh i think she was about to tell us something before we got interrupted by
21:11:23:00	21:11:23:09	Brin [GM]	alive
21:11:23:08	21:11:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Oh, that’s right. You gave her some hit points. Yep.
21:11:23:20	21:11:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	She’s stable.
21:11:33:07	21:11:39:19	Brin [GM]	so she pulls she pulls out of the pocket of her dress a small vial
21:11:35:13	21:11:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	pretty mid though.
21:11:37:23	21:11:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	Very pixelated.
21:11:40:08	21:11:50:24	Brin [GM]	and you recognize it and it is the um is it the love tapped nectar what’s the one that gives you life with one drop it can save people.
21:11:46:00	21:11:46:12	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
21:11:50:16	21:11:53:24	Chris [TBD]	That’s… Yes, it is that one because I poured on the tree.
21:11:50:24	21:12:02:13	Brin [GM]	It is the love tapped okay yeah so you recognize that and she goes um I was full heartedly prepared to save anyone that
21:12:02:13	21:12:10:11	Brin [GM]	was not gonna live as soon as the hypnosis was released I was gonna get to you as soon as I could if I even lived
21:12:10:11	21:12:20:27	Brin [GM]	um so that that was her plan that was your backup plan which I didn’t get to use sadly I was hoping that I could because it has a little condition with that,
21:12:22:01	21:12:32:15	Brin [GM]	that whoever gives you this single drop of love-tapped nectar, you fall madly in love with them for 24 hours. Whoever the first person that they see.
21:12:30:19	21:12:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	I borrow that real quick? Can I borrow it with that? Hey, I saved your life. Can I?
21:12:36:28	21:12:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, can I?
21:12:37:17	21:12:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Before he’s unable to grab it with his incorporeal hand I’d like to just… I’ll just borrow that.
21:12:39:02	21:12:45:02	Steve [Nortle]	you both reach at the same time but you
21:12:41:07	21:12:42:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:12:44:20	21:12:48:20	Brin [GM]	Because someone has love-tapped nectar.
21:12:45:09	21:12:45:25	Dave [Xeros]	Goddammit!
21:12:46:22	21:12:48:13	Chris [TBD]	They can’t have your cake and eat it too.
21:12:49:22	21:13:00:15	Brin [GM]	So literally if you put a single drop in someone but they have – No, it’s not. It’s not like that. They have to be dead almost or doing a death. That’s great.
21:12:51:18	21:12:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a roofie.
21:12:54:27	21:12:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	Roofie.
21:12:56:26	21:13:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so you have to beat them to death first and then roofie them.
21:13:00:11	21:13:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	eros i thought you were growing as a person i thought
21:13:04:18	21:13:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	by the way. Just really, really want… No, this is all for knowledge sake. Don’t… You need to understand something To overcome it, my friend
21:13:08:03	21:13:09:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the explosion.
21:13:13:14	21:13:16:25	Chris [TBD]	Wait, you act like you’re treating it like an experiment.
21:13:15:11	21:13:21:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It makes sense. It makes sense. You save somebody before they die, and they’re going to fall madly in love with you.
21:13:21:05	21:13:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah Exactly
21:13:22:19	21:13:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t get out much, do you?
21:13:23:26	21:13:25:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is how love works.
21:13:25:04	21:13:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	Can we get back to Cinedade somehow with this stuff? There’s got to be some people up there That are dying at some point
21:13:27:18	21:13:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t you remember the description?
21:13:30:08	21:13:32:01	Chris [TBD]	All the stories are bad.
21:13:33:03	21:13:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just one drop
21:13:33:24	21:13:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think maybe we should investigate the basement perhaps and see if that could be
21:13:42:29	21:13:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	Is Asheroth still here?
21:13:43:23	21:13:54:25	Brin [GM]	no she left but before she got here i was able to save a few things and i stashed them in my treasury i bet you could go get them because you know right where
21:13:45:18	21:13:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	Where does she go?
21:13:47:10	21:13:48:05	Dave [Xeros]	love tap nectar
21:13:50:18	21:13:50:29	Chris [TBD]	goodness.
21:13:55:01	21:14:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, no I don’t actually But can you draw me a map real quick And I would love to go into your treasury
21:13:56:23	21:13:57:29	Chris [TBD]	You have a treasury?
21:14:03:13	21:14:05:07	Steve [Nortle]	What does he mean by treasury?
21:14:07:00	21:14:08:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s where the money is
21:14:11:01	21:14:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so it doesn’t mean anything different. It’s hard to know with arrows.
21:14:11:23	21:14:12:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All those
21:14:13:18	21:14:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	Speaking of which We never did land on the amount of money I took from her The first time It was just 86% And you never told me
21:14:13:19	21:14:14:22	Chris [TBD]	I was unconscious.
21:14:14:16	21:14:16:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gold coins falling out of his pockets
21:14:17:29	21:14:19:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s where he got them yeah
21:14:21:03	21:14:22:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you see Robin Hood
21:14:26:08	21:14:35:28	Brin [GM]	we talked like like crazy thousands of pieces and we like figured out okay
21:14:27:08	21:14:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	No, because it was
21:14:29:06	21:14:30:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s his appearance
21:14:29:25	21:14:32:20	Chris [TBD]	That’s how much the bag of holding could hold
21:14:32:14	21:14:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	It was how much my bag could hold So we still don’t know How much I took originally Because I’m going to take the rest now So now we’re at 100%.
21:14:35:28	21:14:46:16	Brin [GM]	so we need to put a number on that because you haven’t you didn’t you haven’T sat down um so you want to go to the treasury
21:14:46:16	21:14:50:08	Brin [GM]	really quick with your incorporeal self.
21:14:47:13	21:14:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	You know what?
21:14:49:14	21:14:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to guess where the treasury’s at, and I’ll wander over that way. And if I find it, I’ll let you know.
21:14:57:25	21:15:05:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can help you, I’ll pray and we can find it together I’ll know the direction I don’t know what that is does that mean?
21:15:00:06	21:15:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, exactly. You can be my lodestone. Can you be my lodestone for me please?
21:15:05:21	21:15:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a compass. It’s what they used as a compass in your life.
21:15:08:23	21:15:11:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah that’s basically what I am
21:15:09:07	21:15:10:14	Chris [TBD]	A water stick.
21:15:11:15	21:15:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	Dowsing rod?
21:15:11:25	21:15:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, where do I need to go? And I just walk straight towards it. Thanks, foul claw.
21:15:19:10	21:15:22:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like stepping in front of him occasionally to try oh yes
21:15:22:05	21:15:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah his mind his means of perception are insane look at that good job we made it
21:15:23:29	21:15:25:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	over there
21:15:26:08	21:15:27:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah we’re here
21:15:29:28	21:15:38:10	Brin [GM]	you step inside the treasury and it’s completely empty except for a small
21:15:30:05	21:15:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	what am I looking for
21:15:34:01	21:15:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	hey there’s nothing in there
21:15:38:10	21:15:44:26	Brin [GM]	stack of… It’s very small. It’s only like two or three sheets of paper. This is what she saved
21:15:42:18	21:15:43:22	Chris [TBD]	This is what she saved.
21:15:44:26	21:15:51:23	Brin [GM]	before Astaroth got there. And Astarth doesn’t know about the treasury somehow. Okay? You grab
21:15:50:04	21:16:00:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s because it’s not Astaroth it’s her daughter that knew about it what is it can I investigate
21:15:57:10	21:15:58:02	Chris [TBD]	What is it?
21:15:58:03	21:16:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are they more lyrics is it more scrail
21:15:59:11	21:15:59:21	Chris [TBD]	What is that?
21:16:03:06	21:16:04:05	Brin [GM]	Oh no, they’re just…
21:16:06:11	21:16:12:27	Brin [GM]	It’s stuff that’s written down So there’s a small piece of it That almost looks like a small
21:16:07:00	21:16:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	she’s trying to write a rap album guys this is ridiculous
21:16:14:22	21:16:24:11	Brin [GM]	There’s a Small chunk Of what looks like from Astros Journal And it’s in braille So you’ll have to translate it
21:16:25:08	21:16:27:09	Brin [GM]	And it esched into the metal
21:16:30:16	21:16:32:10	Brin [GM]	But we’re going to say You lost it
21:16:34:09	21:16:36:13	Chris [TBD]	No, we have Astro-Othernal. You have that right?
21:16:34:21	21:16:43:15	Brin [GM]	Okay. I’m the DM and I’ll do whatever I want because you weren’t supposed to take that out. This is, yeah
21:16:40:02	21:16:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay cool no this will be great
21:16:40:09	21:16:41:12	Chris [TBD]	Where did you get that from?
21:16:43:15	21:16:51:07	Brin [GM]	You went swimming and you dropped it and it fell into the trench. Sorry to tell you that
21:16:52:18	21:16:56:05	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t you remember this? You went like this.
21:16:54:11	21:16:55:13	Dave [Xeros]	go to the bathroom real quick
21:16:59:14	21:17:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	That’s like the gurgling sound.
21:17:02:07	21:17:03:19	Chris [TBD]	I don’t understand what’s happening
21:17:04:03	21:17:05:02	Steve [Nortle]	That’s okay.
21:17:04:07	21:17:05:19	Brin [GM]	I don’t know either
21:17:06:02	21:17:09:27	Chris [TBD]	no, no not with that I mean with uh you found
21:17:11:22	21:17:12:28	Chris [TBD]	you found paper
21:17:16:24	21:17:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the book from The Captain
21:17:20:03	21:17:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I don’t have any of Astros papers or journals, no. But I can read these. So I will use Comprehend Language and then perfect.
21:17:20:08	21:17:21:07	Chris [TBD]	when did we
21:17:25:06	21:17:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	I will use comprehensively part
21:17:26:03	21:17:29:28	Brin [GM]	The only reason I’m taking the journal away is because I didn’t have time
21:17:31:04	21:17:38:18	Brin [GM]	much. That’s the only reason I’m taking it away. I’m tired, I’m tired of being damn and then
21:17:37:06	21:17:38:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Tired of this grandpa?
21:17:40:00	21:17:41:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s too damn bad!
21:17:41:00	21:17:46:27	Brin [GM]	that’s too damn. Yep, that’s where we’re at right now. Okay?
21:17:46:07	21:17:49:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I would like to read the pages
21:17:48:27	21:17:52:19	Brin [GM]	Okay great because I actually have that okay
21:17:50:20	21:17:55:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m going to use my Firestone
21:17:56:13	21:17:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Emberstone
21:17:58:02	21:18:04:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	firestone and it helps me highlights the important words or text so I don’t have to read the whole thing.
21:18:06:01	21:18:18:01	Brin [GM]	and this was another this is kind of why i um got right to the point with this oh this thing is so nice okay there we go and how do
21:18:18:01	21:18:25:22	Brin [GM]	you how did you spell um is it dominos or damanos
21:18:25:22	21:18:37:19	Brin [GM]	daemonose do you remember d -o -m -e dom in os
21:18:26:14	21:18:26:29	Chris [TBD]	Daminoes
21:18:28:09	21:18:29:03	Steve [Nortle]	Wow.
21:18:29:22	21:18:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think I spell it D-O-M-E-N-O S
21:18:35:18	21:18:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dominos I think that’s how I spell
21:18:38:18	21:18:39:26	Chris [TBD]	David yeah
21:18:39:25	21:18:44:21	Brin [GM]	D-O-M E-N O-U-S Dominos
21:18:44:22	21:18:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	Sure. I’ve made it up.
21:18:45:27	21:18:57:00	Brin [GM]	that’s that good you are the one that has a degree in this so we’re going to need you because I failed English in 9th grade
21:18:53:25	21:18:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay.
21:18:57:00	21:19:08:16	Brin [GM]	and I had to take it twice I went to English then I went lunch then I would do English again and I hated my life it was horrible and I promise you I never fail the class again
21:19:04:09	21:19:05:02	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t blame you.
21:19:08:16	21:19:11:04	Brin [GM]	and I got four O’s for the rest of my life after that
21:19:12:07	21:19:14:25	Brin [GM]	because it was that bad lesson learned
21:19:12:27	21:19:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	Lesson learned.
21:19:13:25	21:19:19:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow, there you go Okay, is there something about dominos in this text?
21:19:16:26	21:19:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
21:19:20:13	21:19:21:08	Brin [GM]	yep yes
21:19:21:11	21:19:21:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sweet!
21:19:24:17	21:19:25:28	Brin [GM]	okay I’m going to try and
21:19:27:11	21:19:36:24	Brin [GM]	with my lack of printer, I’m gonna try and zoom in on this just a little bit so you can see it actually, I’ll just hand this to you is that cool? cause it’s just this whole
21:19:34:20	21:19:35:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep
21:19:38:19	21:19:39:04	Chris [TBD]	Dominos
21:19:40:02	21:19:41:21	Brin [GM]	dominoes here it comes
21:19:42:16	21:19:44:26	Chris [TBD]	D-O-M-E-N-O S-E
21:19:48:15	21:19:57:05	Brin [GM]	Dave, I am sorry that I took the journal from you it got lost in your pants you can’t find it um only it’s just because it’s
21:19:56:13	21:20:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	is this is the thing this is such a big plot point because what you did was you took Marie’s kid because the journal was taken.
21:20:07:28	21:20:12:23	Dave [Xeros]	No, I don’t remember that because nothing gets lost in my pants. I know exactly where everything is at
21:20:12:12	21:20:14:02	Chris [TBD]	What about stolen?
21:20:14:10	21:20:16:06	Brin [GM]	about that or stone oh
21:20:16:10	21:20:23:04	Chris [TBD]	Maybe there’s like a little gremlin living in There and you had no idea if someone tries to romance it
21:20:19:24	21:20:20:23	Steve [Nortle]	Gimp the Imp.
21:20:21:17	21:20:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	tried to romance it out from under me maybe but no one has tried to romance anything this entire campaign so we’re good
21:20:26:25	21:20:32:19	Chris [TBD]	well every time Astaroth walks in my knee every time Astarath what’s that her name
21:20:34:24	21:20:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh I believe our DM is drunk with power.
21:20:40:10	21:20:43:25	Chris [TBD]	anytime Astarth walks in the room my knees get a little weak I’ll admit it
21:20:45:22	21:20:47:07	Chris [TBD]	leather domi mommy
21:20:47:05	21:20:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Recipe?
21:20:47:26	21:20:56:29	Brin [GM]	is all the info that you have found okay yes so you guys if you want i’m like i don’t know if it’s better
21:20:48:25	21:20:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe she is Domino’s.
21:20:51:14	21:20:55:10	Chris [TBD]	we’re about to find out cause that’s text is related.
21:20:56:29	21:21:07:17	Brin [GM]	if you wanna read this or you want me to read it to you out loud whatever you wanna do or you need to read a lot because everybody’s gotta hear it you guys make your way back to the banquet hall and
21:21:01:03	21:21:05:00	Chris [TBD]	I want to hear Falclaw read this. Falc claw is really good at
21:21:07:17	21:21:10:29	Brin [GM]	you’re sharing your findings with your fellow friends
21:21:11:23	21:21:20:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, okay. I read about half of it. Nortle read the second half and he can fill in the second one. The second half, yeah.
21:21:23:13	21:21:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So Astral has met Domino’s dominos
21:21:28:02	21:21:40:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh and
21:21:29:01	21:21:30:02	Brin [GM]	I don’t know
21:21:30:20	21:21:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	when you say his name three times, they arrive in 50 minutes or less.
21:21:35:22	21:21:37:25	Steve [Nortle]	But only with anchovies on it.
21:21:40:21	21:21:42:09	Chris [TBD]	Wise man say forgiveness
21:21:40:21	21:21:48:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it sounds like she was she was commissioned by dominoes to
21:21:44:09	21:21:44:27	Chris [TBD]	for late pieces.
21:21:47:13	21:21:49:01	Steve [Nortle]	Like our third Ninja Turtle threat?
21:21:48:00	21:21:59:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make a clone army and it sounds the mer people were sort of perfect for that
21:21:59:14	21:22:10:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s a recipe here for how these cloning people are formed honeybees
21:22:07:09	21:22:10:21	Brin [GM]	sorry if there’s any spelling errors I wrote that so fast
21:22:11:04	21:22:19:16	Chris [TBD]	This is huge because we know that Astaroth was not allowed to do any of this stuff. Did he release her contract?
21:22:19:26	21:22:23:10	Chris [TBD]	Somehow, that he had to have.
21:22:22:00	21:22:30:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	be some sort of loophole yeah there’s instructions in a recipe they need venom from a thousand honey bees blood
21:22:30:00	21:22:38:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and a fertile female creature of any kind no nordal
21:22:34:21	21:22:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	have all of those in my pants right now.
21:22:34:23	21:22:35:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s me
21:22:35:25	21:22:41:14	Brin [GM]	you have a fertile female in your pants
21:22:40:08	21:22:47:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve heard I’m a virgin I’m assuming that’s what that means do you know about that I think
21:22:42:25	21:22:45:03	Brin [GM]	go ahead tell me if you do or not
21:22:43:13	21:22:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well,
21:22:44:25	21:22:45:26	Dave [Xeros]	I have 12.
21:22:47:02	21:22:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think it
21:22:47:29	21:22:50:10	Chris [TBD]	Do you have 11 Lords of Leaping in there too?
21:22:49:27	21:22:53:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m very happy that you are also I’m not the only one
21:22:52:00	21:22:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	but
21:22:53:22	21:22:55:11	Chris [TBD]	Geese a-layin’?
21:22:54:10	21:22:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	sacks of swimming.
21:22:55:17	21:22:57:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but your gender
21:22:59:25	21:23:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	never mind never mind okay Nordal Nordal what did you find out in this second half of this paper
21:23:01:00	21:23:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	I do have two Ninja Turtles as well.
21:23:04:07	21:23:05:19	Chris [TBD]	Two Ninja Turtles!
21:23:05:28	21:23:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	hey everybody it apparently seems that we can restore Cicely’s memory if we go to the trees in the orchard, which I’m assuming are the trees that you found
21:23:17:21	21:23:18:25	Steve [Nortle]	all of your boyfriends in.
21:23:18:18	21:23:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	All dudes
21:23:20:13	21:23:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	And what we have to do is we have to place each item into the coordinating tree and we have
21:23:30:04	21:23:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	don’t have all of them.
21:23:31:07	21:23:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	four of them so we need a fifth one so that we can do all of the trees
21:23:36:12	21:23:39:02	Brin [GM]	you see Marie come here.
21:23:39:10	21:23:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh she’s passing out Anyway, we have – oh, she’s – it says I’m out of Thai.
21:23:42:27	21:23:43:07	Brin [GM]	No,
21:23:49:10	21:23:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to
21:23:49:18	21:23:56:01	Brin [GM]	I’m out of Thai food. I was trying to be like but it was literal though because I was out of time
21:23:53:19	21:23:54:05	Chris [TBD]	Ahhhh.
21:23:53:25	21:24:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	use my amulet to absorb that spell the recipe for that spell into my ambulet
21:24:01:18	21:24:13:06	Brin [GM]	because Marie was supposed to die just so you guys know, but it’s okay. It’s totally fine because she was… Okay this is what I want to do. I just have to tell you guys this
21:24:01:29	21:24:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh well I don’t know
21:24:08:28	21:24:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	We were all meant to die at some point that
21:24:12:28	21:24:16:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of us some creatures are immortal So, not all of us have the same.
21:24:13:06	21:24:22:24	Brin [GM]	because I thought it was hilarious. One of you was supposed be like dying or dead and she was going to give you the love tap nectar drop. You were going to fall in love with
21:24:14:00	21:24:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	mm-hmm
21:24:22:24	21:24:28:05	Brin [GM]	her for 24 hours and she was gonna say please save Millie and that was going
21:24:24:07	21:24:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	she was going to –
21:24:28:05	21:24:35:18	Brin [GM]	to be completely consume your entire mind for the next 24 hours and you were only gonna try
21:24:36:28	21:24:37:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shoot.
21:24:37:04	21:24:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	without the love tap nectar
21:24:40:03	21:24:46:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I might’ve… If that happened, I might have changed my mind about Millie. Maybe. Yeah? She’s still super sus though.
21:24:42:08	21:24:44:06	Chris [TBD]	Keyword would have
21:24:45:13	21:24:52:05	Brin [GM]	so that was and then she was supposed to die in your arms and that’s why she was like wrote down her two cents on this
21:24:55:27	21:25:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have a question about this. Eros wants to absorb this information as if it’s a spell but because it’s Asteros I don’t know that it’s just Because she’s more mechanically
21:25:07:22	21:25:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like this is ingredients and like I don’ know what’s a Spell
21:25:08:06	21:25:17:20	Brin [GM]	so the only magic that she ever drew power from was with Lashara’s help. So these are very old pieces of paper that you’re
21:25:17:20	21:25:24:28	Brin [GM]	finding here they’re from her days when her and Lashar were at school together yeah you
21:25:22:10	21:25:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’ll just copy it down then.
21:25:23:19	21:25:35:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Here’s what I’ll do. I’ll use my stone. I can take like a snapshot and preserve this, so I’ll just photograph the memory of this page. Yeah.
21:25:33:10	21:25:36:02	Brin [GM]	awesome so you have that stored
21:25:34:29	21:25:39:00	Dave [Xeros]	Question though, is that all it is? It’s just like you know
21:25:39:06	21:25:52:17	Brin [GM]	it says like they’re bits and pieces of torn um no
21:25:42:17	21:25:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	but with those ingredients do you need a piece of the person you’re trying to clone or is it just like nah I can just clone it.
21:25:52:17	21:26:00:11	Brin [GM]	you just have to you just have to kill the person in there reborn into what you want them to clone is that and they
21:26:00:11	21:26:10:05	Brin [GM]	so if you do you read on there yes Read the recipe. It says it right in there. I kind of did it as a joke.
21:26:02:04	21:26:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	So in order to clone someone I have to kill the person first?
21:26:08:25	21:26:19:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We have the ingredients. The instructions dragon fire has to be heated. Mix ingredients until it resembles an elixir or subject to drink it then cook with fire of a dragon
21:26:19:28	21:26:28:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and they will be reborn as an engine of clothing or cloning uh so you so yeah
21:26:27:26	21:26:38:10	Steve [Nortle]	we would want to
21:26:29:05	21:26:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh okay. Well if you have to I was just going to clone LaDonna and be like hey you have the original i’ll take the clone we’re good but
21:26:31:10	21:26:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your don’t
21:26:37:20	21:26:38:01	Brin [GM]	So
21:26:38:10	21:26:41:04	Steve [Nortle]	clone Lashara if we but
21:26:40:11	21:26:46:08	Brin [GM]	of cloning so the female will make the clone army for you over time
21:26:46:20	21:26:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	but like does it have to be like so if i wanted to clone lashah do i have to kill lashah to make the sorry ladonna damn it who did it
21:26:53:08	21:26:54:15	Chris [TBD]	we’re never going to give this
21:26:58:10	21:26:59:07	Chris [TBD]	what, you mean farter?
21:26:59:06	21:27:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	so i don’t have to killadonna i just need to kill a woman
21:27:02:08	21:27:09:23	Brin [GM]	she would be reborn into something different uh-huh she would be reborn into an engine of clonings
21:27:05:26	21:27:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	ladonna would be
21:27:10:05	21:27:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	but then i can make many ladonas
21:27:11:04	21:27:22:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you could you produce any but like so you’re saying the clone can be anything
21:27:15:11	21:27:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	ladonas
21:27:17:03	21:27:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	you could have like a boy band or girl band
21:27:21:14	21:27:25:00	Chris [TBD]	Eros is getting real excited to recreate his glory days.
21:27:22:07	21:27:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re just creating the engine and then whatever clone you want to have produced can be yeah
21:27:24:24	21:27:27:18	Steve [Nortle]	X-pop demon hunter
21:27:27:16	21:27:37:05	Brin [GM]	creature you would like cloned if you give them this they will make more of that creature with with traits of the bee right so everything
21:27:30:25	21:27:33:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s good. How about that?
21:27:37:05	21:27:43:13	Brin [GM]	would be patterned kind of like a beehive there would be a queen that would be in control
21:27:43:13	21:27:55:08	Brin [GM]	of the clones so you could pick any creature like if you wanted to clone owlins you would have to do this to an owl and female and she would produce more owl
21:27:45:10	21:27:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	what happened is uh she she was she was killed no that’s
21:27:52:17	21:28:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah she was yeah uh who’s what’s the merm what’s her name the mermaid sicily She was killed.
21:27:57:28	21:27:58:12	Brin [GM]	Cicely
21:27:58:02	21:28:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	sicily so sicily was killed and she’s made into an engine of whatever it tracks all
21:28:02:00	21:28:04:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, she is an engine obviously.
21:28:04:14	21:28:08:02	Chris [TBD]	The grossest engine
21:28:05:10	21:28:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	And that’s why she can’t remember things.
21:28:05:24	21:28:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	right yeah we
21:28:11:17	21:28:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	need to stop this from happening this isn’t up this is a front to salune we found it we found
21:28:12:02	21:28:17:05	Chris [TBD]	We have to stop this. You want motivation? We found it.
21:28:13:28	21:28:14:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fertile
21:28:17:11	21:28:19:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:28:19:13	21:28:25:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I agree. This is extremely
21:28:22:18	21:28:23:08	Chris [TBD]	Disgusting.
21:28:22:27	21:28:25:04	Brin [GM]	just so you know um
21:28:25:23	21:28:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	unnatural. Oops.
21:28:26:07	21:28:33:29	Brin [GM]	and she holds up a small little ring type thing it’s like open-ended on oh look I have one actually this works perfect
21:28:35:06	21:28:44:20	Brin [GM]	I can get this off with my headphones my earbuds i mean okay so she holds up a little gold piece
21:28:39:14	21:28:40:18	Chris [TBD]	Like a stud.
21:28:44:20	21:28:50:29	Brin [GM]	and um she goes um basil had this
21:28:50:29	21:29:02:17	Brin [GM]	it’s a nose ring we’re just gonna pretend okay um i i sent i sent basil
21:28:55:15	21:28:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	really went hard into that man-hater sphere
21:28:57:22	21:28:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This was a phase.
21:29:00:26	21:29:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	We just called it high school.
21:29:02:17	21:29:11:01	Brin [GM]	I sent Basil down with Cicely because I thought she would be more safe there. But I did take this
21:29:11:01	21:29:22:12	Brin [GM]	because she was acting strange and saying that she could smell everything extremely well, okay? And you look closer at this and it’s an item, okay
21:29:22:17	21:29:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the item we were missing guys
21:29:23:17	21:29:26:10	Chris [TBD]	No, no, wait. Is it Sicily’s or is it Basil’s?
21:29:24:07	21:29:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yay!
21:29:26:03	21:29:36:16	Brin [GM]	It’s Basil’s. Okay so Basil, so she hands it to you right in her septum
21:29:26:22	21:29:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	I can take care of that, please.
21:29:30:19	21:29:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you.
21:29:32:10	21:29:34:01	Steve [Nortle]	I know exactly where it’s been.
21:29:37:20	21:29:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yep-um.
21:29:39:02	21:29:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	really hates men
21:29:40:25	21:29:43:28	Chris [TBD]	Has she always had that on? Thank goodness!
21:29:42:10	21:29:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	How is she? No, Arrows. She hates everyone.
21:29:42:11	21:29:43:28	Brin [GM]	no it’s just kidding
21:29:46:08	21:29:47:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, you’re right.
21:29:46:14	21:29:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	I know but the fact that you have a septum piercing Oh sorry
21:29:49:13	21:29:50:08	Brin [GM]	no no no
21:29:51:18	21:29:53:06	Brin [GM]	I changed it just now
21:29:53:16	21:30:05:15	Chris [TBD]	So do we need to put that in the Sicily’s nose and then smell the same flowers? Super potent. Yeah, let’s go to those trees. Let’s get through those trees
21:29:54:23	21:29:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	Then she just hates herself
21:29:55:02	21:29:58:13	Brin [GM]	just a cute little nose ring
21:29:57:20	21:30:01:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well we have to go to the trees we have to go with the trees to place
21:29:59:03	21:30:00:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah we have to
21:30:02:06	21:30:04:02	Brin [GM]	doesn’t start dyeing her hair we’ll be okay
21:30:05:19	21:30:10:07	Steve [Nortle]	dang her hair and gone Ha ha ha ha!
21:30:11:14	21:30:16:10	Chris [TBD]	You half-assed that one Nah, that didn’t work. That was wasted
21:30:11:22	21:30:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah oh no he full asked that one what
21:30:17:07	21:30:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s try
21:30:21:04	21:30:21:19	Brin [GM]	okay
21:30:22:27	21:30:25:16	Brin [GM]	what else did Marie want to tell you I
21:30:26:13	21:30:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	did you want to tell us marie
21:30:27:29	21:30:32:01	Chris [TBD]	still save her daughter Does she know anything more
21:30:32:06	21:30:34:12	Brin [GM]	know nothing about Millie I didn’t see her
21:30:36:13	21:30:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	you said you sound like you’re so upset that she’s gone this is what is off about you it’s
21:30:42:04	21:30:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	like you know there’s no hysteria about the fact that your daughter is no it’s not that i’m trying
21:30:44:24	21:30:48:09	Chris [TBD]	You just saved her life, and now you’re dissing her? What’s going on here, man?
21:30:48:04	21:30:56:11	Brin [GM]	well she’s in a lot pain she just almost died um she stressed out this is just how yes that
21:30:52:15	21:30:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	you want to vicodin will it help you feel emotions
21:30:56:17	21:31:00:28	Brin [GM]	would be wonderful that’d be wonderful I’ll crush it up
21:31:02:13	21:31:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah um in the past I would say yes I’d do that with you but I’ll just have you do that. I’ll take out two of them
21:31:09:13	21:31:18:18	Brin [GM]	you oh wow feeling you know what? I think my hit points just went up to 22. I’m feeling pretty good right
21:31:16:29	21:31:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	yep great
21:31:18:18	21:31:22:25	Brin [GM]	now. Okay, awesome.
21:31:19:16	21:31:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	go lay down, take a nap your staff’s dead your daughter’s missing
21:31:24:04	21:31:35:12	Brin [GM]	Yep. The castle’s not looking good. It’s falling apart. The smoke has stopped and you guys are going to make your way to the orchard so Basil
21:31:30:24	21:31:36:24	Chris [TBD]	How did we stop the smoke?
21:31:37:04	21:31:39:28	Brin [GM]	because the tank blew up downstairs
21:31:39:25	21:31:41:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh, that’s what was rigged.
21:31:41:13	21:31:45:05	Brin [GM]	yep that’s what’s rigged with it. The hypnosis
21:31:46:01	21:31:46:28	Dave [Xeros]	it was uh
21:31:46:18	21:31:47:05	Brin [GM]	stuff
21:31:47:09	21:31:52:06	Chris [TBD]	I just got to say that TBD really, really enjoyed that explosion.
21:31:52:02	21:31:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that was great
21:31:53:19	21:31:56:06	Chris [TBD]	Right up his alley. He loved it.
21:31:53:27	21:31:57:08	Brin [GM]	he got to, yeah I was hoping that you would like
21:31:55:26	21:31:59:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	especially since you were like so small it was like a nuclear bomb
21:31:58:11	21:31:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	Even
21:31:58:19	21:32:02:11	Chris [TBD]	It was quite the experience. Yes.
21:32:02:10	21:32:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah man whoever like rigged that blow job was just
21:32:02:13	21:32:08:07	Brin [GM]	it was a way bigger explosion for him than it was for everybody else
21:32:09:17	21:32:18:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. It’s like I was kind of doing the choke thing during it too and just really enhance that thing. That’s what shrinking down does, right?
21:32:09:29	21:32:11:05	Brin [GM]	mercy me
21:32:14:19	21:32:16:00	Brin [GM]	holy shnike
21:32:16:26	21:32:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	that’s how the guy from kung fu died fyi but we’ll move on
21:32:23:25	21:32:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so we’re going to see the trees is that where we’re headed next
21:32:26:07	21:32:33:04	Chris [TBD]	i shouldn’t laugh at that wait he’s dead there you go steve
21:32:27:17	21:32:28:07	Brin [GM]	back
21:32:32:14	21:32:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	go steve there you go he cracked no the show kung fu the guy that played uh bill on kill bill yeah
21:32:33:02	21:32:51:06	Steve [Nortle]	I do
21:32:34:13	21:32:34:23	Brin [GM]	bro
21:32:35:03	21:32:37:07	Chris [TBD]	are you talking about the movie come through?
21:32:42:10	21:32:42:29	Chris [TBD]	Seriously?
21:32:45:00	21:32:45:14	Chris [TBD]	Gosh.
21:32:46:03	21:32:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s called autoerotic asphyxiation if you don’t know like
21:32:47:20	21:32:48:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I know.
21:32:52:17	21:32:56:08	Brin [GM]	I don’t research that shit. I mean, crap!
21:32:55:29	21:33:00:16	Chris [TBD]	We don’t research it. It’s just neighbors. They talk too much sometimes.
21:33:00:12	21:33:01:02	Brin [GM]	That’s right.
21:33:01:00	21:33:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i had i had friends in high school
21:33:06:11	21:33:09:14	Brin [GM]	Oh…I had friends too but they weren’t like that.
21:33:06:22	21:33:15:21	Chris [TBD]	Hey Jesse I feel like you got or Falco I feel so You gotta lead the way on this Get us these trees
21:33:12:08	21:33:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	got off
21:33:15:29	21:33:21:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	trees salune says we must go to the trees
21:33:17:04	21:33:17:26	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go
21:33:21:01	21:33:22:17	Brin [GM]	Go to the trees
21:33:21:08	21:33:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	straight out of robin hood to the trees i was
21:33:31:21	21:33:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	talking about the kevin costner one where he
21:33:32:02	21:33:42:08	Brin [GM]	You know this looks a lot dingier than it’s supposed to
21:33:43:10	21:33:53:22	Brin [GM]	But we’re gonna go with it anyways we’ll just say it’s some morning mist even though that’s not really how it looks okay I’m some mourning do and just pretend
21:33:49:23	21:33:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	morning it’s
21:33:53:22	21:34:01:22	Brin [GM]	that it’s not infected and doesn’t look terrible okie -doke let’s get this set up
21:33:56:13	21:33:57:08	Chris [TBD]	slamming a do
21:34:03:12	21:34:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	did the did the trees like change their order i’m kidding
21:34:08:27	21:34:18:07	Chris [TBD]	uh yeah that’s the same order either the black or the blue one would be out of order those are the only two I think
21:34:13:26	21:34:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	I was just double-checking.
21:34:17:12	21:34:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	No, that’s how they were.
21:34:18:22	21:34:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	No, Blackwoods.
21:34:18:23	21:34:27:28	Brin [GM]	that’s all they were okay so we’re gonna script uh skip travel time once
21:34:27:28	21:34:32:15	Brin [GM]	again little chatties there’s too many
21:34:38:01	21:34:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	Then again it’s been an hour and we’re already at The Orchard for us? Yeah I mean typically it takes about that long to open a door.
21:34:40:26	21:34:41:29	Chris [TBD]	were making good time
21:34:41:01	21:34:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	We’re here.
21:34:42:17	21:34:51:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t we have a can’t we like teleport there to like isn’t the dragon’s cave close to the trees or something?
21:34:44:29	21:34:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:34:45:17	21:34:47:17	Chris [TBD]	and we just opened that door.
21:34:48:17	21:34:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	Probably should take him longer on that door.
21:34:51:14	21:34:52:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:34:51:26	21:34:53:17	Brin [GM]	is it no it’s not i don’t think so
21:34:52:19	21:34:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay. Never mind.
21:34:56:03	21:35:00:13	Brin [GM]	no it’s like the same
21:34:56:14	21:34:58:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s probably far. It’s northward.
21:34:57:28	21:35:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	If you look at the legend on the map, there is no way we get there in a day anyway but it’s fine.
21:35:05:15	21:35:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	We all took a potion that gives us haste.
21:35:09:10	21:35:14:11	Steve [Nortle]	Remember when that happened? It was at the same time that his diary fell out of his pants
21:35:10:23	21:35:11:01	Dave [Xeros]	Mmhmm.
21:35:13:25	21:35:17:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, don’t be hasty. Yes.
21:35:15:18	21:35:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t be hasty.
21:35:17:10	21:35:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	except we totally are
21:35:19:19	21:35:25:08	Brin [GM]	yeah this is called noob DMing is what this is called I don’t know
21:35:25:19	21:35:26:03	Steve [Nortle]	noobing
21:35:26:00	21:35:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, you do.
21:35:27:11	21:35:29:03	Chris [TBD]	Newman? Noobing.
21:35:27:21	21:35:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	Nooming?
21:35:27:28	21:35:30:27	Brin [GM]	I’m the noob master is what I am
21:35:30:16	21:35:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m nooming my way through this.
21:35:32:04	21:35:32:23	Chris [TBD]	Newbumming.
21:35:32:11	21:35:34:29	Brin [GM]	oh nope we’re not going to do that one
21:35:36:00	21:35:45:17	Brin [GM]	um i think we’re gonna say shh all right
21:35:38:26	21:35:45:02	Chris [TBD]	newbumbing? I heard noobing and I was like hey go for it.
21:35:40:14	21:35:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	I thought I heard something else.
21:35:43:09	21:35:47:11	Dave [Xeros]	That’s alright. Hey, go for it. Where are the trees? To the trees!
21:35:44:22	21:35:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re at the trees! The sacred trees.
21:35:45:17	21:35:51:08	Brin [GM]	we are here okay surprisingly everything looks fine in
21:35:56:06	21:35:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe they’ve been cloned.
21:35:56:20	21:36:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I use my divine sight again to see if there’s any god celestial powers that work here
21:36:03:09	21:36:09:21	Brin [GM]	yes um you see that the blue tree
21:36:09:21	21:36:16:22	Brin [GM]	has veins of pure purity
21:36:16:22	21:36:23:14	Brin [GM]	and god -like features going down into the soil okay but it’s just
21:36:23:14	21:36:30:21	Brin [GM]	blue one pure purity the purest
21:36:25:06	21:36:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	Veins of pure purity.
21:36:25:19	21:36:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i will go i will and place my hands on the blue tree
21:36:30:21	21:36:39:06	Brin [GM]	of pure okay the water is bathtub warm because it’s like slowly
21:36:33:24	21:36:35:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna go to the
21:36:35:10	21:36:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	You can, actually.
21:36:38:20	21:36:43:13	Chris [TBD]	Is there a market for that? Heck yeah.
21:36:38:22	21:36:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	They discovered that like 50 years ago.
21:36:39:06	21:36:46:10	Brin [GM]	trickling down the trunk, and you feel the touch of perdona in this tree. Okay?
21:36:40:05	21:36:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh -huh oh wow okay
21:36:42:06	21:36:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, totally.
21:36:48:03	21:36:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	Can I smooth touch it back?
21:36:49:13	21:36:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to Go lick The white I’m Gonna go Lick the White tree
21:36:53:28	21:37:03:23	Brin [GM]	Okay! You taste candy which represents love. Okay?!
21:36:54:29	21:36:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	Lick it?
21:37:06:04	21:37:06:18	Chris [TBD]	Bizarre.
21:37:06:08	21:37:07:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i think we found our trees
21:37:10:02	21:37:21:01	Chris [TBD]	Dibs on the black one. Oh, yeah. That’s true. Yeah.
21:37:14:20	21:37:22:05	Brin [GM]	remember your items coordinate with the trees so you’ve got to make sure you find the right one for your item
21:37:14:24	21:37:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i thought you i thought the red one exploded
21:37:20:20	21:37:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
21:37:22:04	21:37:27:06	Chris [TBD]	Dibbs. Oh! My item? Oh, I gotta go to blue for the water whistle, right?
21:37:27:25	21:37:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i think well i just felt the touch
21:37:29:29	21:37:33:07	Brin [GM]	I’m going to let you geniuses figure this out.
21:37:32:28	21:37:34:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh this will Be easy
21:37:34:14	21:37:36:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh who has the
21:37:37:09	21:37:39:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’m Gonna lick The other Ones
21:37:38:17	21:37:47:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the blue tree might be what’s the touch thing that you have the trial
21:37:39:15	21:37:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	Me.
21:37:43:00	21:37:43:14	Chris [TBD]	What’s
21:37:47:15	21:37:53:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh the glove
21:37:48:16	21:37:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the trial of whatever the glove came from. Just a second.
21:37:55:02	21:37:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	Mine’s the Trial of Touch.
21:37:56:17	21:38:02:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this one the bluett eros this water I can
21:38:03:12	21:38:14:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s a feeling and it feels like perdona. You might want to touch this tree Well, it’s just the tree
21:38:10:15	21:38:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think Padona wants me to touch her at all.
21:38:16:19	21:38:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but you should just try it
21:38:17:26	21:38:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	What about the purple one?
21:38:21:29	21:38:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	What’s going on with the purple ones? What does that taste like?
21:38:24:11	21:38:25:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay.
21:38:28:06	21:38:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	What does it taste like
21:38:32:19	21:38:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	candy?
21:38:33:23	21:38:38:20	Brin [GM]	flowers.
21:38:34:29	21:38:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Smarties
21:38:43:04	21:38:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the smell tree
21:38:43:20	21:38:44:27	Brin [GM]	Hold on. Let me think for a second.
21:38:45:04	21:38:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	Tastes like that wedding I accidentally went to once.
21:38:49:07	21:38:50:29	Brin [GM]	It accidentally went into one.
21:38:50:22	21:38:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	They were just throwing out free food and so I just caught it out of the air, threw a bunch of women upset
21:38:57:11	21:39:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	and wasn’t my marriage.
21:38:58:12	21:39:19:27	Chris [TBD]	did you get married recently by any chance yeah okay
21:39:02:10	21:39:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	and divorced
21:39:04:02	21:39:13:20	Brin [GM]	When you get closer to the blue one, It smells very good. It smells really nice. When you look at the blue ones, as the wind kind of passes by,
21:39:14:02	21:39:18:22	Brin [GM]	The fruit on this tree kind of makes a sort of whistle noise.
21:39:19:13	21:39:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	There’s the whistle
21:39:19:27	21:39:22:24	Chris [TBD]	water i’m gonna go stand by that tree
21:39:20:12	21:39:29:23	Brin [GM]	Okay? okay the red one the fire tree the ember i have names for all these trees you guys
21:39:29:23	21:39:36:24	Brin [GM]	where are my names ember be quiet just kidding don’t be quiet
21:39:30:12	21:39:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	The emberwood
21:39:39:23	21:39:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	If I pull out Basil’s nose ring, what does that mean?
21:39:43:21	21:39:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	Well Well, can you sanitize it first?
21:39:44:05	21:39:45:17	Chris [TBD]	will that represent her
21:39:53:08	21:39:53:20	Chris [TBD]	wear it
21:39:55:05	21:39:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t know where that nose has been.
21:39:56:23	21:39:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know where my nose is.
21:39:58:22	21:40:10:16	Brin [GM]	is the eternal simmer tree this is the wither oak the black one this one is
21:40:01:29	21:40:02:11	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh!
21:40:03:28	21:40:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	Probably tastes delicious.
21:40:10:16	21:40:19:18	Brin [GM]	the weeping tree the whistle fruit of the weeping tree these are all in the what do you call it
21:40:18:06	21:40:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	So the whistle fruit goes to that one.
21:40:19:23	21:40:22:07	Chris [TBD]	yeah I’m standing right at it
21:40:22:02	21:40:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	She said the whistle fruit of a weeping tree.
21:40:29:05	21:40:39:07	Brin [GM]	this one is the laranoon blossom
21:40:31:16	21:40:37:15	Chris [TBD]	when women cry but it’s a dude
21:40:37:10	21:40:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	It is. It’s a dude.
21:40:39:17	21:40:48:08	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, look at your descriptions of your items made of like mine says made
21:40:42:00	21:40:44:18	Brin [GM]	the scale fruit from the tree of truth
21:40:48:08	21:40:54:17	Steve [Nortle]	of jade, like my stick chops made of Jade and razor sharp refined silver.
21:40:55:06	21:41:05:10	Brin [GM]	when you look I tried to paint this on this tree nortle you see veins of silver in this tree okay
21:41:04:28	21:41:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
21:41:06:28	21:41:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. What do I… I don’t have the item description for the nose ring. So what do I notice about the nose
21:41:18:09	21:41:27:04	Brin [GM]	greatly enhances your sense of smell okay and you can smell traces is like the main thing it does
21:41:27:04	21:41:33:28	Brin [GM]	you can spell traces of creatures from the past seven days and you Can follow that trail
21:41:35:11	21:41:40:14	Brin [GM]	basically it’s just like literally turns you into a hunter
21:41:36:00	21:41:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	Your bloodhound.
21:41:42:14	21:41:43:25	Steve [Nortle]	Explains Vassal a lot.
21:41:43:18	21:41:50:17	Brin [GM]	so have you guys figured out which one goes to which yet
21:41:45:22	21:41:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right tree here well
21:41:49:12	21:41:55:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think I think I’m going to go To the red tree
21:41:49:20	21:41:56:06	Chris [TBD]	yes I’m in the right spot what is yours
21:41:56:06	21:41:57:04	Brin [GM]	okay
21:41:56:06	21:42:01:26	Chris [TBD]	and what’s the description
21:41:57:02	21:41:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mine is the Fire stone
21:42:01:01	21:42:11:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a phoenix heart It looks like a blackened stone With veins that glow Like embers So it’s the red Or the black tree I’m thinking more fire Red
21:42:07:19	21:42:09:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m definitely thinking you’re in the right spot.
21:42:10:07	21:42:12:19	Steve [Nortle]	What does yours say, Arrows?
21:42:14:11	21:42:17:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s made of iridescent dragon scales that change color based on
21:42:17:18	21:42:28:10	Dave [Xeros]	the weather with wearer’s emotions hey you
21:42:20:28	21:42:27:16	Brin [GM]	and you notice that the fruit that is growing on this white tree has an iridescent scaly look
21:42:28:10	21:42:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	know i’m gonna go to the white tree guys because i am
21:42:28:22	21:42:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:42:30:24	21:42:32:18	Brin [GM]	good Helen Keller
21:42:33:15	21:42:40:01	Chris [TBD]	Listen, listen, yeah.
21:42:34:18	21:42:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We would have figured It out
21:42:36:19	21:42:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	Nope!
21:42:37:16	21:42:38:03	Brin [GM]	eventually
21:42:42:05	21:42:51:05	Chris [TBD]	Guys, I’m just going to warn you now. If I say earmuffs, don’t question it. Just immediately plug ears, okay?
21:42:50:22	21:42:51:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
21:42:51:15	21:42:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	vicious mockery
21:42:52:07	21:42:55:22	Chris [TBD]	Okay, cool. Just for the future. Okay?
21:42:55:10	21:42:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll have my Ideas echoes ready
21:42:57:18	21:42:59:10	Chris [TBD]	Earmuffs, you know what I mean?
21:42:58:19	21:43:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	I will pull my head into
21:43:05:09	21:43:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh so do we what can i oh wait
21:43:07:13	21:43:08:29	Chris [TBD]	Did I need to go visit
21:43:10:29	21:43:12:08	Brin [GM]	need us see this paper again
21:43:11:21	21:43:12:27	Chris [TBD]	The boat man again
21:43:15:05	21:43:17:10	Chris [TBD]	Jaden, is that his name Faden
21:43:15:25	21:43:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	the ferryman
21:43:18:22	21:43:21:17	Chris [TBD]	Should we have gone to see him first Before we came here
21:43:19:28	21:43:20:27	Dave [Xeros]	masturbating on the water
21:43:21:02	21:43:28:08	Brin [GM]	i’ll read this to you we think sicily’s memory can be restored through her trees in the orchard
21:43:21:16	21:43:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no no no
21:43:28:08	21:43:33:28	Brin [GM]	if you can figure out a way to place each item into the coordinate coordinating tree it may work
21:43:33:28	21:43:45:27	Brin [GM]	the phrase siren of senses or melody of memories was continually mentioned in the text along with this. You’ll have to work this out for yourselves, I’m out of time
21:43:46:17	21:43:47:25	Chris [TBD]	Who’s out of time Who wrote this
21:43:47:17	21:43:51:09	Brin [GM]	Marie did one of your last clues
21:43:51:14	21:43:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna try to go incorporeal and stick my head into the tree
21:43:57:14	21:44:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	and see if like, the person will actually interact with me in there. Hey dude um
21:44:04:06	21:44:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	hey, I got this glove that I’m supposed to, I guess, caress your tree stump
21:44:10:10	21:44:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	how do you want me to caress your tree stump?
21:44:12:16	21:44:18:14	Brin [GM]	he takes the glove from you and holds it here but doesn’t speak
21:44:12:25	21:44:14:29	Chris [TBD]	What? He scratches back.
21:44:18:02	21:44:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	hey all right you can take okay you just take the glove that’s fine um i’m gonna go let’s do you want me to chat with your trees
21:44:19:09	21:44:22:25	Chris [TBD]	Oh, sounds like he got it.
21:44:23:17	21:44:24:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
21:44:27:15	21:44:31:21	Chris [TBD]	Well, can we I’m just going to hold the whistle up and put it against
21:44:32:14	21:44:33:03	Brin [GM]	awesome
21:44:34:14	21:44:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	that would be in the shape of these items to guide us where we
21:44:41:09	21:44:43:07	Chris [TBD]	just got the idea. Yes, there is.
21:44:43:17	21:44:50:25	Brin [GM]	uh huh it’s etched right there into the trunk finally when you open your eyes
21:44:43:23	21:44:44:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:44:51:20	21:45:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	is where the nose ring goes well i
21:44:53:19	21:44:58:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah why don’t we on three we’ll all do at the same time we’ll hold these up to the trunks of our tree
21:44:57:25	21:45:05:13	Chris [TBD]	Or do we need to activate him? Like, do I need to play the whistle. All right, we’ll try the tree thing first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:45:01:02	21:45:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean maybe but
21:45:03:15	21:45:08:21	Steve [Nortle]	mean i can’t i can’T reach two trees but you guys have mage hands so if someone wants to take
21:45:07:26	21:45:10:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve already put mine in so you can give it to me
21:45:10:15	21:45:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay yeah I’m going to use mage hand for the other one what is the other item for the purple tree
21:45:11:12	21:45:23:24	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah that basil’s nose ring so while
21:45:17:15	21:45:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dazzle’s nose ring ok I’m gonna use maje hand to press that up against a tree while we all simultaneously push these into the tree
21:45:23:24	21:45:25:19	Steve [Nortle]	your head was in there and you were talking we all
21:45:27:16	21:45:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	I found something. Okay, cool.
21:45:30:01	21:45:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	Is it going to activate when my head’s inside
21:45:30:05	21:45:39:07	Brin [GM]	all the roots of the trees start to glow
21:45:32:02	21:45:33:04	Chris [TBD]	I sure hope so.
21:45:36:23	21:45:40:04	Chris [TBD]	It’s like poop air sticking out of there. Oh nice.
21:45:41:19	21:45:42:14	Brin [GM]	and
21:45:45:02	21:45:50:15	Brin [GM]	then you hear a sweet song coming through
21:45:50:15	21:46:01:25	Brin [GM]	the wind is blowing okay but this song it’s coming from a certain place that you guys
21:45:54:11	21:45:55:03	Chris [TBD]	Okay can I
21:46:01:25	21:46:12:01	Brin [GM]	visited the direction i should say okay um it’s towards whatever direction that would be
21:46:05:24	21:46:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	a rap album.
21:46:12:01	21:46:18:16	Brin [GM]	don’t really know where we’re at on the map it’s not sicily it’s
21:46:14:07	21:46:15:06	Chris [TBD]	sicily on the rock?
21:46:18:16	21:46:26:04	Brin [GM]	coming from the moon basin falls and you start to see sound waves coming through the air
21:46:23:10	21:46:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perdona
21:46:26:04	21:46:31:29	Brin [GM]	and these sound waves twirl around and are wrapping around each one of these trees
21:46:32:27	21:46:38:09	Brin [GM]	and the roots are glowing and it’s really cool to witness.
21:46:38:09	21:46:46:03	Brin [GM]	You all need to roll for conversion
21:46:38:18	21:46:40:06	Dave [Xeros]	I got warm and fuzzy.
21:46:39:29	21:46:42:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all having converting experiences right now
21:46:42:08	21:46:43:09	Chris [TBD]	Can I get a witness?
21:46:43:05	21:46:44:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of us are having
21:46:46:03	21:46:55:18	Brin [GM]	and um foul claw’s eyes are glowing because he is witnessing a celestial event
21:46:46:16	21:46:47:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	converting experiences.
21:46:46:23	21:46:47:00	Dave [Xeros]	go.
21:46:55:15	21:46:57:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you seeing this?
21:46:55:16	21:46:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	With that glowing
21:46:58:20	21:47:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	does that give us all oh shoot
21:47:03:09	21:47:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Take my hand
21:47:05:10	21:47:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe you can see it too
21:47:05:20	21:47:12:16	Brin [GM]	kind of want you all because because you’re all standing close to these
21:47:07:21	21:47:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	disadvantage. Does it give us
21:47:12:16	21:47:20:21	Brin [GM]	you’re kind of getting the same effects from purple filth okay so i need you guys
21:47:20:21	21:47:28:29	Brin [GM]	to also roll for purple filth which i have the actual mechanics right here really quick
21:47:25:05	21:47:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	but i’m
21:47:29:04	21:47:32:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of our inventories if you have purple filth you could read the
21:47:33:17	21:47:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	i can’t remember am i trying to get higher than a 15 and then i don’t have a religious experience is that what it was the less religious
21:47:44:21	21:47:47:24	Brin [GM]	no the less religious experience you have the lower you get
21:47:48:05	21:47:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	okay and i do add my religious modifier on this right plus two
21:47:57:04	21:47:57:23	Chris [TBD]	23.
21:47:59:17	21:48:04:10	Brin [GM]	so okay so um TBD thinks that this song kind of sucks
21:48:06:03	21:48:08:10	Brin [GM]	He’s like, eh, this is kind of trash.
21:48:08:17	21:48:09:22	Chris [TBD]	Not my jam.
21:48:09:15	21:48:12:23	Brin [GM]	This is not my jam. These are not my sound waves.
21:48:12:12	21:48:15:04	Chris [TBD]	This doesn’t rock enough.
21:48:14:22	21:48:16:05	Brin [GM]	Don’t tell me.
21:48:16:04	21:48:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	it wasn’t in that way but it’s an 18. it’s
21:48:18:11	21:48:19:15	Brin [GM]	Good night.
21:48:20:12	21:48:20:22	Chris [TBD]	Nortle.
21:48:21:20	21:48:28:02	Brin [GM]	Okay, and after you finish this roll… What did you get, Dave? I mean, Eros?
21:48:24:18	21:48:25:07	Chris [TBD]	Perfect.
21:48:29:13	21:48:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	is uh religion i’m already converted but like it’s a 17
21:48:32:13	21:48:37:13	Brin [GM]	Do you even need to roll or are you converted? You’re already converted.
21:48:38:17	21:48:45:05	Brin [GM]	I would say it’s just enhancing your clerical feelings.
21:48:45:13	21:48:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	just kind of mid right here but it’s it’s fine well i i did save against it my head is actually still in the tree so that’s it was hard to see it
21:48:47:24	21:48:48:25	Chris [TBD]	I’ve seen better.
21:48:49:17	21:48:52:09	Brin [GM]	You also think the song is kind of trash.
21:48:55:05	21:49:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an 18 yeah so we’re i’ve seen better
21:48:55:08	21:48:56:03	Steve [Nortle]	hard to hear it’s more
21:48:59:06	21:49:06:07	Brin [GM]	So how about we say that that’s opposite for you? I’m just kidding. That the higher you roll… I’ve seen better.
21:48:59:18	21:49:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	it’s expected there’s been better visions in my experience
21:49:07:10	21:49:18:21	Brin [GM]	So I shouldn’t have had you roll. This was supposed to be an epic thing but you all ruined it so great job on that you’re all a disadvantage did
21:49:12:12	21:49:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	you can make us roll at disadvantage because it’s a very spiritual
21:49:12:13	21:49:14:01	Chris [TBD]	put this stuff behind a roll.
21:49:14:15	21:49:25:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can’t remember I want to say it worked the other way like I think that you I think yeah it was if you fail if you didn’t get 15
21:49:26:28	21:49:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh like you were trying
21:49:27:29	21:49:29:26	Chris [TBD]	You just weren’t paying attention.
21:49:28:21	21:49:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	can’t remember how it went either let us know in the comments what we were supposed
21:49:31:02	21:49:31:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
21:49:34:28	21:49:36:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I can’t
21:49:38:01	21:49:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	us to do and we won’t read it speak for
21:49:40:03	21:49:41:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like for now though
21:49:40:06	21:49:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	can i mean that one testimony meeting we had
21:49:42:11	21:49:44:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re all semi impressed
21:49:45:27	21:49:47:10	Brin [GM]	al semi -impressed by this
21:49:46:29	21:49:53:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i remember that man do you remember that testimony meeting you remember how mad basil
21:49:48:04	21:49:59:13	Dave [Xeros]	was pretty amazing yeah i mean yeah now remembering that testimony meaning i’m having another religious experience so i will roll there you go there’s my disadvantage
21:49:48:09	21:49:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	yourself i remember coloring
21:49:51:28	21:49:52:22	Chris [TBD]	I did.
21:49:59:13	21:50:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	right there okay there we go yeah i totally failed that one oh yeah i told him okay
21:50:00:18	21:50:02:28	Chris [TBD]	Hey, he got it He got it
21:50:02:25	21:50:09:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	remember how mad basil was at the truth and yeah uh-huh yeah that was good
21:50:10:07	21:50:21:28	Brin [GM]	the true. Okay, and now I need all of you to do roll for a con save okay? So this is for your purple filth effect that’s kind of rising up from these
21:50:21:28	21:50:32:05	Brin [GM]	roots because they’re just full of memory and it’s thick in the air making you reminisce. Jeez
21:50:28:29	21:50:32:23	Chris [TBD]	Wonderful I just got a nat one again.
21:50:32:05	21:50:34:06	Brin [GM]	Louise! Okay so TBD has
21:50:36:15	21:50:45:19	Brin [GM]	okay so the side effects you have to a failed con save you roll another d20 and then tell me
21:50:39:05	21:50:40:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, purple fill.
21:50:44:15	21:50:44:19	Chris [TBD]	Okay?
21:50:45:19	21:50:53:08	Brin [GM]	what number you get and i’ll tell you you got it too the the carrot what’d you get holy cow
21:50:46:23	21:50:49:09	Chris [TBD]	Two. Wow! Let me see if I get a three.
21:50:50:29	21:50:51:24	Chris [TBD]	Jeez, two again.
21:50:51:07	21:50:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	two twice
21:50:53:02	21:50:54:12	Chris [TBD]	I’m so good at this.
21:50:53:08	21:51:00:25	Brin [GM]	so you experience an overpowering urge to eat something strange such as dirt slime or etc
21:51:00:04	21:51:05:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I’m grabbing one of those glowing roots and I’m going to shove it right in my mouth.
21:51:04:04	21:51:05:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m in
21:51:04:09	21:51:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	it’s not even a it’s just a twig at this point that’s all you need
21:51:09:19	21:51:13:26	Chris [TBD]	So… I see the brightest glowing thing right in front of me and I’ll be like aww
21:51:14:28	21:51:17:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m in the same boat with you. I failed to save and I rolled a one.
21:51:17:26	21:51:19:03	Chris [TBD]	You roll the run too?
21:51:18:24	21:51:28:15	Brin [GM]	you both are sucking on glowing roots right now that’s yep this is totally what I thought was
21:51:22:22	21:51:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah this is mostly this part of religious experience for me. I’m just like trying to consume
21:51:28:15	21:51:35:18	Brin [GM]	gonna happen trees sacrament uh communion communion of
21:51:30:12	21:51:34:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right yes oh holy holy roots
21:51:36:10	21:51:38:04	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 21.
21:51:42:13	21:51:49:19	Chris [TBD]	impervious fort knox oh wall of china nothing’s getting through me i’m
21:51:42:19	21:51:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	i failed with a 14
21:51:48:27	21:51:49:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:51:49:18	21:51:53:07	Steve [Nortle]	You’re all shrinking and getting high, and I’m just like…
21:51:52:02	21:51:57:12	Brin [GM]	So roll another D20 and I’ll tell you what your consequences are your effect.
21:51:57:25	21:51:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	I like licking things.
21:51:58:15	21:52:00:16	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh. You fall unconscious.
21:52:01:16	21:52:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	My head’s just like… I go limp and my head’s still in the tree.
21:52:03:08	21:52:10:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh you can probably decide brin well that never mind
21:52:10:22	21:52:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	Like a limp noodle sticking out of this tree, guys.
21:52:10:22	21:52:11:10	Brin [GM]	Nope.
21:52:13:06	21:52:13:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:52:13:27	21:52:15:17	Brin [GM]	Oh my Gosh dude.
21:52:17:08	21:52:18:23	Chris [TBD]	your limp noodle
21:52:18:09	21:52:19:29	Brin [GM]	Okay. All right.
21:52:19:02	21:52:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your just head is stuck in the tree or something
21:52:20:01	21:52:20:23	Steve [Nortle]	21.
21:52:21:21	21:52:31:25	Brin [GM]	Just no big deal. Okay. okay so the beautiful song
21:52:24:04	21:52:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	At some point when I go corporeal though it’s going to be really bad.
21:52:31:25	21:52:43:01	Brin [GM]	it was supposed to be beautiful and i i listen i’m too embarrassed to play it guys i can’t do it i can it’s so bad i know
21:52:36:25	21:52:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	No.
21:52:37:25	21:52:38:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh, come on.
21:52:40:13	21:52:43:22	Chris [TBD]	You spent all this time making it fun.
21:52:40:21	21:52:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	Play the song! Play the sound!
21:52:43:01	21:52:50:28	Brin [GM]	i know that’s still so fast we can’t do it oh it’s just on garage band night it won’t sound good though because i’ll be playing
21:52:43:09	21:52:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	Come on
21:52:46:08	21:52:46:17	Chris [TBD]	Please.
21:52:50:28	21:52:56:17	Brin [GM]	it like this so we just we’ll save it we’ll put a pin in that for never
21:52:53:17	21:52:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	That’s alright.
21:52:55:22	21:52:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. Play it right now.
21:53:00:07	21:53:00:24	Chris [TBD]	Please.
21:53:00:19	21:53:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m stuck in a tree.
21:53:06:16	21:53:14:16	Brin [GM]	but like listen to how bad that is i know i’m i don’t want anyone to hear it that’s what we’re
21:53:09:04	21:53:23:18	Chris [TBD]	You got to get it closer because the noise gate is under
21:53:14:16	21:53:19:28	Brin [GM]	doing here okay so i purposely put a lot of filters on this so it would sound like it was
21:53:23:18	21:53:23:29	Chris [TBD]	the seat.
21:53:26:22	21:53:28:04	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, did you save?
21:53:34:18	21:53:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	You’re the only one that saved.
21:53:38:15	21:53:39:22	Brin [GM]	it’s too long
21:53:39:28	21:53:43:09	Chris [TBD]	My gosh, just play 20 seconds of it.
21:53:47:05	21:53:57:20	Brin [GM]	can’t hear it and I want to because I sing at this part
21:53:48:19	21:53:51:22	Chris [TBD]	Get it way up by the mic like into the mic all the way.
21:53:53:03	21:53:59:21	Chris [TBD]	There you go. Keep going a little more there. Nope. I’m crying out loud. You’re worse than my son.
21:53:57:20	21:54:06:02	Brin [GM]	and i can’t do it does it
21:54:05:08	21:54:07:04	Chris [TBD]	Okay, damn. Amazing!
21:54:06:02	21:54:25:07	Brin [GM]	sound underwater is it under watery all right
21:54:08:07	21:54:08:21	Chris [TBD]	Totally.
21:54:13:10	21:54:14:28	Chris [TBD]	TBD’s going to start crying here guys.
21:54:25:07	21:54:26:11	Brin [GM]	that was 20 seconds great
21:54:26:28	21:54:37:04	Chris [TBD]	Freaking amazing. No, like really good please send it to me I want to listen were you at that wedding too singing?
21:54:27:18	21:54:34:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t yeah i don’ know why you’re embarrassed that was sweet
21:54:27:29	21:54:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, no, yeah, we need to hear the whole thing. Yeah, well you, yeah.
21:54:33:13	21:54:37:23	Brin [GM]	know i i dont know how to send it on garage band no
21:54:37:06	21:54:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, you know what? I’ll take a look at your phone and you can, I’ll, yeah I’ll figure out how to send it.
21:54:39:15	21:54:49:22	Brin [GM]	and you can figure out i couldn’t i think it’s because i’ve never i haven’t paid for garage man this is just like the free version it’s just its end the lyrics were messed up
21:54:41:26	21:54:42:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:54:44:25	21:54:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay, I’ll figuring out how to send in.
21:54:49:03	21:54:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, you know what, pretty sure I’ll figure out how to send it.
21:54:53:27	21:54:54:25	Chris [TBD]	well done
21:54:54:06	21:54:56:21	Steve [Nortle]	join our Patreon, You get to listen To the whole thing.
21:54:57:08	21:54:58:27	Chris [TBD]	quite pretty it’s very pretty
21:54:57:09	21:55:07:24	Brin [GM]	you go if you follow it if you follow boardroom underscore ttrpg you get to listen to the whole song that might discourage
21:55:04:22	21:55:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah there you go yay!
21:55:04:22	21:55:08:11	Chris [TBD]	Now we’ve got some enticement.
21:55:06:27	21:55:18:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah um for future reference i think you had it correct with the conversion mechanic yeah i think it was like if you beat a 15 it doesn’t affect you kind of thing
21:55:07:24	21:55:18:26	Brin [GM]	people actually okay all right this song oh okay so it was it doesn’t affect you
21:55:18:13	21:55:20:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah if you’re below it’s like you fail
21:55:18:26	21:55:24:22	Brin [GM]	okay so 15 and below you’re converted which is so funny that it’s the opposite
21:55:23:22	21:55:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	Nortle is batting 1,000 right now against conversion He’s like, nothing’s going to enter my head.
21:55:25:26	21:55:26:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:55:27:07	21:55:27:22	Brin [GM]	awesome
21:55:30:15	21:55:36:28	Steve [Nortle]	There are plenty Of natural explanations for this You don’t have to go supernatural To understand what’s going on
21:55:36:02	21:55:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like Pumbaa. It’s like the balls of gas burning millions of miles away.
21:55:39:09	21:55:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:55:39:23	21:55:41:19	Chris [TBD]	Billions of miles away!
21:55:42:05	21:55:44:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:55:43:23	21:55:48:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s exactly oh my gosh that is who you are all the time
21:55:44:12	21:55:45:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:55:46:20	21:55:48:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:55:48:16	21:55:51:23	Chris [TBD]	I love it.
21:55:53:02	21:55:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	The fact that you all got high
21:55:53:12	21:55:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	At one point we’re didn’t get you
21:55:54:17	21:55:56:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re just sound waves
21:55:57:10	21:55:58:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and
21:55:57:17	21:55:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	Guys are just sound waves. I mean…
21:55:59:12	21:56:04:14	Chris [TBD]	The light from Venus reflected off the side of the vehicle. Isn’t that what he says on Men in Black?
21:56:05:03	21:56:09:06	Dave [Xeros]	I haven’t… I saw it once. Yeah.
21:56:08:10	21:56:08:19	Chris [TBD]	What?
21:56:09:03	21:56:10:24	Steve [Nortle]	we loved that when it first came out
21:56:10:04	21:56:13:09	Chris [TBD]	That was such a good movie. It is such a great movie.
21:56:12:20	21:56:21:19	Brin [GM]	i’ve watched that movie like 25 times i watch it so much as a kid and my brothers thought it was hilarious yeah i was forced to watch it a lot okay
21:56:14:15	21:56:15:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it’s fantastic.
21:56:21:19	21:56:26:17	Brin [GM]	the song ends and all the glowing
21:56:25:03	21:56:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	Feels like the whole song didn’t play, but it’s fine.
21:56:27:29	21:56:29:19	Chris [TBD]	pretty though.
21:56:30:00	21:56:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	you’re unconscious
21:56:30:13	21:56:35:16	Brin [GM]	guys don’t want me you guys really want to hear this whole thing it’s two full minutes
21:56:34:21	21:56:45:26	Chris [TBD]	Well guess what? I activated the whistle as I was holding on to it because it’s giant now and I activated the whistle’s ability
21:56:35:14	21:56:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, that was a great sample.
21:56:42:24	21:56:43:17	Brin [GM]	full minutes
21:56:45:26	21:56:47:11	Chris [TBD]	to store a sound.
21:56:49:09	21:56:54:17	Chris [TBD]	So, we’re going to have to replay it whenever I say we do because the whistle is going to release it.
21:56:50:23	21:56:51:09	Brin [GM]	there you go
21:56:50:27	21:56:50:29	Dave [Xeros]	go.
21:56:55:20	21:56:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, hoisted on your own patate on that one my friend.
21:57:00:05	21:57:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
21:57:02:10	21:57:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Ho-ho!
21:57:04:05	21:57:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would like to utter the magic words siren of senses and melody of memories while all of this is occurring to see what happens.
21:57:13:27	21:57:15:12	Chris [TBD]	Where did you get those magic words?
21:57:15:29	21:57:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	shiren of senses
21:57:18:11	21:57:18:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
21:57:19:06	21:57:20:22	Brin [GM]	that’s what this song is called
21:57:20:16	21:57:25:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to attempt to blow into the whistle but not big enough anymore.
21:57:21:18	21:57:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
21:57:23:17	21:57:24:04	Brin [GM]	the name of it
21:57:25:10	21:57:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like a bagpipe
21:57:26:29	21:57:28:13	Brin [GM]	so the song ends
21:57:27:18	21:57:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	Can’t get your mouth around it.
21:57:30:13	21:57:31:07	Chris [TBD]	That’s what she said
21:57:32:24	21:57:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	He shrunk!
21:57:35:06	21:57:39:26	Brin [GM]	yeah you know there’s little buds from this tree
21:57:40:07	21:57:41:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I’ve got a root in my mouth.
21:57:41:19	21:57:52:02	Brin [GM]	okay he’s got a root in his mouth he’s sticking with the root so the sound ends, the glowing fades and absolutely nothing happens that’s it it’s over
21:57:52:07	21:57:54:27	Steve [Nortle]	natural phenomena happens all the time
21:57:54:16	21:57:57:18	Dave [Xeros]	You just hear a muffled from inside the tree.
21:57:55:12	21:57:58:21	Brin [GM]	so you have you have a few options
21:57:55:21	21:57:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle!
21:57:58:22	21:58:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	can I go and pull him his head out from the tree
21:58:02:18	21:58:03:03	Brin [GM]	yes
21:58:03:12	21:58:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	would that work
21:58:05:06	21:58:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	Sure, yeah.
21:58:07:16	21:58:09:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just worried about you asphyxiating
21:58:08:21	21:58:09:22	Chris [TBD]	We have a few options.
21:58:12:23	21:58:22:17	Brin [GM]	options you can either um so you do know that sicily is connected to these trees
21:58:22:17	21:58:29:27	Brin [GM]	in the water okay so it would probably be wise to go check to see if this ritual worked but
21:58:29:22	21:58:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	Go use your whistle and play this song under the water. Maybe it is like Harry Potter’s egg under the waterfall.
21:58:32:22	21:58:33:05	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
21:58:36:10	21:58:38:07	Chris [TBD]	Only underwater could be understood.
21:58:39:28	21:58:50:19	Brin [GM]	you go you’re already here right now and i’m wondering if i can save you a trip hold on let
21:58:42:02	21:58:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	other options to discuss yeah so
21:58:47:25	21:58:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:58:50:19	21:58:58:07	Brin [GM]	me think you travel so fast yeah just kidding go see Cicely because um
21:58:50:22	21:58:54:27	Chris [TBD]	We fast travel again so fast So fast
21:58:51:13	21:58:53:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we travel so fast.
21:58:52:27	21:58:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to…
21:58:53:14	21:59:00:28	Steve [Nortle]	options is option well
21:59:00:18	21:59:12:07	Brin [GM]	really close to the orchard and she’ll she’ll talk she’ll uh talk to you Millet was is with
21:59:00:28	21:59:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	millie and basil are
21:59:02:02	21:59:03:17	Chris [TBD]	curious what the other options are
21:59:07:03	21:59:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	somewhere around oh millie went so uh it was
21:59:15:16	21:59:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	And Basil is with
21:59:15:19	21:59:34:09	Steve [Nortle]	so wait this way basil okay basil with sis i taught
21:59:18:20	21:59:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	Sicily
21:59:20:02	21:59:27:27	Brin [GM]	Marie sent Basil forced her to put a domcon on and go down in the water with Cicely.
21:59:26:19	21:59:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great because without hands, she can probably swim really well.
21:59:28:05	21:59:33:13	Chris [TBD]	She just uses her ears.
21:59:34:28	21:59:36:04	Dave [Xeros]	She just kicks.
21:59:35:08	21:59:35:21	Chris [TBD]	Oars.
21:59:36:25	21:59:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a propeller
21:59:37:02	21:59:46:09	Brin [GM]	Yeah, she’s got some gnarly leg muscles that she uses to bound around. So yeah, she doesn’t even need hands to swim.
21:59:37:06	21:59:38:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah.
21:59:41:05	21:59:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true. Yeah, she bounds.
21:59:44:19	21:59:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. She kind of torpedoes through the water.
21:59:46:13	21:59:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	of leaping underwater
21:59:50:23	21:59:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Explained.
21:59:50:23	21:59:51:28	Chris [TBD]	Nubs forward.
21:59:51:09	21:59:53:25	Brin [GM]	Okay, boom.
21:59:53:22	21:59:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay we just have to jump down the cliff right to the water
21:59:57:13	21:59:59:11	Brin [GM]	Yeah, you guys can even dive if you want.
21:59:59:25	22:00:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	We did that last time.
22:00:01:27	22:00:02:24	Dave [Xeros]	All right, it’s on.
22:00:02:19	22:00:02:28	Brin [GM]	Okay.
22:00:02:20	22:00:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to jump and spiral down.
22:00:08:12	22:00:19:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but then I’m gonna pull my limbs in so I can jump in and see if I can yeah yes I’m trying
22:00:10:22	22:00:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so you’re a spiral. You’re making yourself into a football spiral.
22:00:18:13	22:00:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I think we need to roll for this.
22:00:19:01	22:00:23:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna put my dom con suit on
22:00:19:21	22:00:29:20	Steve [Nortle]	to do a minimal amount of splash so you’re
22:00:25:04	22:00:31:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to eliminate any resistance. Yep, that’s right.
22:00:28:08	22:00:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	Friction? Yeah, yep. You’re going to stop all the friction. What are you going to do?
22:00:29:20	22:00:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	gonna fall a long time
22:00:32:20	22:00:33:20	Chris [TBD]	seven inches tall
22:00:34:01	22:00:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
22:00:36:05	22:00:42:04	Chris [TBD]	I don’t got a prayer but I’m just going to what am I gonna do?
22:00:38:04	22:00:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	No, probably not.
22:00:44:29	22:00:47:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I got a trick on my sleeve. Let me look real quick. You guys keep going.
22:00:47:02	22:00:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
22:00:48:20	22:00:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to ignite my burning hands
22:00:53:22	22:01:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, to rocket boost myself for a little bit and then if anyone
22:01:01:19	22:01:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	passes me I am gonna like lasso them and like pull them back. And so just almost like jumping from rock to rock, you’re just grabbing anyone that’s faster than you
22:01:12:16	22:01:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	and pushing yourself off of them.
22:01:15:12	22:01:15:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:01:17:12	22:01:19:05	Chris [TBD]	Can I ride a magic missile?
22:01:19:22	22:01:23:24	Brin [GM]	yes a hundred percent especially on
22:01:21:16	22:01:21:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
22:01:22:16	22:01:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to jump onto it?
22:01:23:27	22:01:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	one of the most TBD things i think i’ve ever heard it’s just
22:01:25:05	22:01:27:04	Dave [Xeros]	Especially at seven inches tall.
22:01:25:29	22:01:31:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, exactly. I’m just gonna ride this rocket down and see… That’s probably faster than you guys, right?
22:01:33:13	22:01:40:00	Dave [Xeros]	Is this acrobatics? What is this, acrobarics?
22:01:35:01	22:01:38:01	Chris [TBD]	You know, it’s a magic missle. Just cast it.
22:01:38:05	22:01:43:08	Brin [GM]	yes 100 honestly you can choose between acrobatics or athletics
22:01:40:22	22:01:44:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It doesn’t… Roll whatever you want. It doesn’ matter.
22:01:46:10	22:01:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a four.
22:01:50:10	22:01:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	the owl had a hard time flying down
22:01:54:12	22:02:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	Dive! Dive. I didn’t do 12. I only got 12 on that one, guys.
22:01:54:18	22:02:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i usually go up not down this is very i think the dom con suit is very new to me still
22:02:04:06	22:02:11:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i haven’t really worn one before i like put it on backwards
22:02:05:19	22:02:14:05	Dave [Xeros]	Instead of anti-resistance you became a wing it inflated It became a balloon instead of a torpedo
22:02:12:08	22:02:23:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah yeah exactly yep what do you want i’ll meet you guys down there
22:02:16:10	22:02:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	21
22:02:22:16	22:02:25:07	Dave [Xeros]	below a 20 this entire game?
22:02:23:17	22:02:27:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i got it i got an 18 ones
22:02:28:27	22:02:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve done very well.
22:02:34:01	22:02:34:10	Brin [GM]	great
22:02:34:01	22:02:35:19	Chris [TBD]	How high is the cliff?
22:02:35:23	22:02:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s very high
22:02:37:20	22:02:39:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s about as high as you guys are.
22:02:38:19	22:02:40:22	Chris [TBD]	Like, like feet wise. I need to know.
22:02:41:07	22:02:42:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	1,000
22:02:43:20	22:02:45:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	2,000
22:02:44:00	22:02:45:24	Brin [GM]	we’re we’ll say that it’s
22:02:44:15	22:02:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	2,003!
22:02:46:04	22:02:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	3,000 and it’s like 80-foot lifts.
22:02:47:26	22:02:57:17	Brin [GM]	because I’m thinking Lake Powell I would say that It’s like yeah I would say like 150 cuz it wants I want it to be tall
22:02:50:00	22:03:01:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. I mean those like fantastic because I’ve got the ability
22:03:01:25	22:03:05:24	Chris [TBD]	what was it called again that I got from you Spell Sniper Is that what it was?
22:03:06:08	22:03:06:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
22:03:06:27	22:03:17:01	Chris [TBD]	which doubles my range. So I’ve got 240 feet to play with here. So I’m Magic Missile riding this thing down as fast as I possibly can.
22:03:11:15	22:03:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	You’re gonna torpedo your…
22:03:17:11	22:03:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	He zooms past,
22:03:19:22	22:03:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s going to the bottom of the ocean
22:03:20:00	22:03:21:13	Brin [GM]	you make contact with the water
22:03:22:12	22:03:29:19	Chris [TBD]	I’m actually going to aim it at Nortle, so it should hit him. So that’s like a heat-sinking missile.
22:03:29:20	22:03:29:28	Steve [Nortle]	Whoa!
22:03:31:07	22:03:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	hits the water it becomes magic torpedo not magic missile.
22:03:34:04	22:03:44:01	Chris [TBD]	Sure, whatever. That’s cool of me. um but i would need to see if you got far enough away past 240 feet if it was excessive
22:03:42:11	22:03:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	You rolled 20 what?
22:03:44:16	22:03:45:21	Steve [Nortle]	Uh… it was a 21.
22:03:45:25	22:03:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I would say you roll with advantage and if you beat a 21 you do catch up to him because, I mean, magic missile
22:03:47:17	22:03:54:19	Chris [TBD]	okay and i hit and i hate you heck yeah
22:03:55:29	22:03:57:06	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah. This is awesome.
22:03:59:13	22:04:01:19	Chris [TBD]	Ooh! Oh, no, no. Okay, I got to do it again.
22:04:00:08	22:04:04:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah the first one did not do it
22:04:07:25	22:04:12:05	Chris [TBD]	Come on, Magic. It’ll be so cool. Be cool. Oh!
22:04:12:02	22:04:13:28	Dave [Xeros]	oh ok that’s 11 what do you add to
22:04:16:03	22:04:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	What’s your spellcasting bonus?
22:04:18:02	22:04:18:09	Chris [TBD]	I’m working.
22:04:19:02	22:04:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	Probably at least plus 4.
22:04:20:08	22:04:21:19	Chris [TBD]	Nine. 21.
22:04:22:18	22:04:24:05	Steve [Nortle]	No 9 is 20.
22:04:22:19	22:04:23:03	Brin [GM]	stop
22:04:22:27	22:04:29:02	Chris [TBD]	20. 20. 20. Ah. So I get to the…
22:04:23:16	22:04:26:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so close
22:04:28:07	22:04:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	as you’re doing as you go past me I reach out and I put my hand out for a high five and I give you bardic inspiration
22:04:35:14	22:04:36:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:04:35:14	22:04:36:03	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:04:42:23	22:04:43:10	Chris [TBD]	Five?
22:04:44:17	22:04:45:13	Brin [GM]	My hands are tied!
22:04:45:09	22:04:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	25
22:04:45:17	22:04:45:29	Chris [TBD]	25!
22:04:47:09	22:04:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:04:49:22	22:04:51:22	Chris [TBD]	Yes, so you need to roll.
22:04:51:03	22:04:54:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just floating down. I’m just on my way.
22:04:54:19	22:04:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	foul clock come on
22:04:56:27	22:04:59:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my gosh. I can’t get this thing on. I don’t know what’s happening.
22:05:00:16	22:05:02:16	Chris [TBD]	I only cast it with a level 1 spell.
22:05:02:11	22:05:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	just a leaf on the wind
22:05:03:29	22:05:05:05	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh.
22:05:04:27	22:05:10:20	Chris [TBD]	I had only cast it with the level 1 spells and so you are hit with 3 little magic missile darts.
22:05:11:02	22:05:14:21	Steve [Nortle]	so wait they all came down with you all of them targeting me
22:05:14:23	22:05:19:10	Chris [TBD]	And I had them kind of like the blue angels, so I was in the lead and the 2 were falling behind me
22:05:22:19	22:05:32:13	Chris [TBD]	And you only get hit with one D4 of damage. So just one, each one hits you for one hit point.
22:05:26:26	22:05:27:20	Dave [Xeros]	One missile.
22:05:29:24	22:05:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	It does knock you off course a little bit, though.
22:05:33:06	22:05:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	It messes up your spiral well.
22:05:35:13	22:05:35:18	Steve [Nortle]	hit
22:05:38:21	22:05:44:10	Chris [TBD]	And yeah, TBD has discovered a new way of travel. This is great. I’m doing this.
22:05:42:22	22:05:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is why Brynn eliminates all of our travel time because it took us 10 minutes to jump off a cliff
22:05:46:16	22:05:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, because of this.
22:05:50:19	22:05:52:06	Chris [TBD]	Got to do it in style.
22:05:50:21	22:05:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	What explosion happens when you hit the water, though? Because
22:05:51:04	22:05:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:05:53:27	22:05:54:18	Chris [TBD]	What do you mean?
22:05:54:22	22:05:55:05	Brin [GM]	What?
22:05:55:29	22:05:59:09	Dave [Xeros]	what type of explosion? I mean like
22:05:56:16	22:05:58:08	Brin [GM]	Like mini fireworks and stuff?
22:06:01:00	22:06:04:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is there music too there’s got to be performance
22:06:01:29	22:06:08:13	Chris [TBD]	yeah i i just assumed that it would just uh so norrell’s shell broke the water and i follow
22:06:08:13	22:06:18:11	Chris [TBD]	behind it and i and i stealthily enter in right it’s not an explosion because i got to hit him exploded yeah i get where you’re going with this but
22:06:14:07	22:06:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	I just wanted it to be like TBD jumping out as a giant come -to -my -next -show thing. But that’s fine.
22:06:25:29	22:06:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, all right?
22:06:26:27	22:06:34:09	Chris [TBD]	missed opportunity dang it yes and it just floats down faster than falquois does
22:06:27:03	22:06:30:02	Brin [GM]	It’s like a banner with your tour dates on it?
22:06:34:08	22:06:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Calcolot, why is his tour date the exact same days as all of LaDonna’s dates?
22:06:36:03	22:06:37:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:06:38:16	22:06:48:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am still floating down to the water, I can’t hear you eventually I figure out how to get this thing on and I do one of those Tarzan falls right on the surface of the water
22:06:47:18	22:06:49:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:06:48:06	22:06:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and then just slowly reach you guys
22:06:49:12	22:07:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	did you
22:06:54:06	22:07:05:28	Brin [GM]	this water’s unsanitary, something like that. Okay awesome you’ve entered the water You swim your way down and you enter The Mergonian city of hexes
22:07:05:28	22:07:16:12	Brin [GM]	You pass through a few arches into The throne room Even though it’s kind of just A throne wall Alright you’re back And there before you
22:07:11:24	22:07:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	Eh, we’re back.
22:07:16:12	22:07:18:14	Brin [GM]	You see beautiful egg drop
22:07:23:01	22:07:24:28	Chris [TBD]	wait she dropped an egg right there
22:07:24:15	22:07:28:06	Brin [GM]	Oh yeah You know how many eggs she lays a day?
22:07:32:15	22:07:54:24	Steve [Nortle]	guys roll the same thing what do
22:07:36:10	22:07:43:29	Chris [TBD]	gotta stop doing that don’t you realize what you’re doing you’re making clones you’re bringing an army stop the most disgusting army ever
22:07:43:20	22:07:45:00	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve been cursed
22:07:46:02	22:07:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not even the real person anymore You’re just an engine
22:07:49:25	22:07:58:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh you’re an engine
22:07:53:02	22:07:54:08	Brin [GM]	done I can tell you
22:07:54:24	22:08:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	you remember my friend hey what about
22:07:56:25	22:07:58:05	Chris [TBD]	oh wow okay
22:08:00:05	22:08:00:20	Dave [Xeros]	Clones
22:08:01:29	22:08:04:22	Brin [GM]	Are now my saviors
22:08:05:07	22:08:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yes
22:08:06:24	22:08:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	my sister have you seen her you hit her it she hit i’m gonna have to punch
22:08:09:07	22:08:12:14	Brin [GM]	I hid her in the library Hid
22:08:11:14	22:08:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	I hit her
22:08:13:28	22:08:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	You hit her
22:08:15:13	22:08:20:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to spell it in the sand.
22:08:17:20	22:08:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	her in the throat. She’s hit her with an axe now? What is this?
22:08:20:06	22:08:23:29	Chris [TBD]	She’s got an accent, man. It’s an accent.
22:08:22:06	22:08:23:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	H I
22:08:26:12	22:08:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	guys why did you hit it with an axe
22:08:27:25	22:08:31:13	Chris [TBD]	He keeps half-asking it.
22:08:29:21	22:08:30:20	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:08:30:02	22:08:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’ll sound it out together we’ll sound HID uh yeah yes she hided her yes
22:08:33:12	22:08:33:25	Steve [Nortle]	Head
22:08:36:24	22:08:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	Hide? Oh, she’s hiding
22:08:40:16	22:08:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	You Hided her?
22:08:44:25	22:08:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	Why didn’t you just say that The first time
22:08:45:20	22:08:49:13	Chris [TBD]	I think the magic missile that hit him knocked a few screws loose.
22:08:46:06	22:08:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the library you guys I got to do you guys we have to go
22:08:47:11	22:08:53:19	Brin [GM]	I’m so happy I remember and quickly, quickly, you have to come to the library.
22:08:50:16	22:09:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	There’s not a lot there Instead of an egg dump
22:08:56:24	22:08:59:16	Brin [GM]	It sounds like a law dump.
22:08:57:11	22:08:58:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, this…
22:09:02:12	22:09:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	Guys, this is variety
22:09:03:18	22:09:04:25	Chris [TBD]	Don’t say it! Don’t Say It!
22:09:04:08	22:09:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eros eros Eros you didn’t see the library last time because you were so offensive come with me come with me gosh it’s just falling
22:09:06:21	22:09:10:21	Brin [GM]	one second one second oh and she drops an egg
22:09:10:11	22:09:11:17	Chris [TBD]	Gosh dangit!
22:09:12:22	22:09:14:01	Chris [TBD]	That was a four.
22:09:15:11	22:09:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	out as she’s walking oh my gosh
22:09:15:22	22:09:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	I saved a little bit on that one
22:09:20:06	22:09:30:15	Brin [GM]	she detaches her tether um and such good news too i have figured out two ways that we can restore basil as well
22:09:30:15	22:09:33:11	Brin [GM]	okay so we can fix your sister
22:09:35:09	22:09:46:17	Brin [GM]	she was Frenchy right yes Frenchy quickly everyone into the library let’s go so we all go back there and you go through her little
22:09:35:12	22:09:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	look so gross anymore
22:09:49:17	22:09:56:04	Brin [GM]	but it wasn’t seaweed though it was wigweed that is what it was she parts wigweed
22:09:49:18	22:09:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	VIP curtains
22:09:56:04	22:10:06:00	Brin [GM]	You go through the special cavern into their beautiful hexagon -shaped library that’s just endless knowledge.
22:10:06:12	22:10:16:23	Brin [GM]	And your eyes aglow, they are – and it’s so cool too because the books that are most important to you
22:10:13:12	22:10:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	huge eyes in your small body oh really really quickly we gave up all of our items
22:10:16:23	22:10:19:06	Brin [GM]	are glowing, the spines on them glow.
22:10:24:28	22:10:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	so can if i’m licking stuff i’m no longer gonna be yeah
22:10:28:28	22:10:37:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	were supposed to leave them in the tree to like
22:10:29:02	22:10:34:25	Brin [GM]	Well, you guys didn’t take your items? You can take them back out of the tree. I guess we didn’t really discuss that, did we?
22:10:37:01	22:10:43:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah because the little kid took it
22:10:39:19	22:10:47:23	Chris [TBD]	into the tree when he gave the gloves to this we’ll
22:10:41:04	22:10:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
22:10:43:10	22:10:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	i’m i’m
22:10:45:02	22:10:46:04	Brin [GM]	No, you could take them
22:10:46:14	22:10:49:00	Dave [Xeros]	for the love we’ll have to go back and get them
22:10:51:00	22:10:55:04	Brin [GM]	your eyes are not aglow. You do not see and
22:10:52:00	22:10:53:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah dang it
22:10:56:25	22:11:00:12	Steve [Nortle]	looking everything and it makes no sense just tastes like salt
22:10:57:22	22:10:59:11	Brin [GM]	it makes no sense
22:11:01:10	22:11:04:25	Brin [GM]	yeah the waters water is salty definitely
22:11:06:04	22:11:12:02	Brin [GM]	also Also, you cannot remember that page That you saw because until That emberstone is in your possession
22:11:08:04	22:11:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	all the Donkham fish.
22:11:11:09	22:11:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh we have to go back okay alright
22:11:13:26	22:11:15:11	Brin [GM]	Anything that you photograph
22:11:17:15	22:11:18:06	Brin [GM]	Okay?
22:11:19:13	22:11:25:25	Chris [TBD]	how are we gonna get back let’s get it i’m going back i figured out how to fly
22:11:19:23	22:11:21:22	Brin [GM]	Let me pull this up really quick
22:11:23:05	22:11:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	You can’t go back
22:11:26:26	22:11:38:10	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you have like the ability To control spells, right? Like spell sculpting
22:11:27:11	22:11:32:23	Chris [TBD]	fast travel now how i survived holding it i don’t haven’t figured that out yet but
22:11:36:05	22:11:39:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s true. I can spell sculpting, that’s right.
22:11:38:29	22:11:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that’s right, you sculpted into a horse.
22:11:40:28	22:11:43:11	Chris [TBD]	A little saddle. A horse.
22:11:45:19	22:11:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like
22:11:46:19	22:11:48:02	Chris [TBD]	DVDs magic missile horse.
22:11:48:22	22:11:49:08	Brin [GM]	gosh
22:11:48:23	22:11:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	It looks like
22:11:49:21	22:11:50:10	Chris [TBD]	I’m writing that down.
22:11:50:00	22:11:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	Without blemish.
22:11:51:20	22:11:53:18	Steve [Nortle]	No It looks
22:11:51:27	22:11:52:10	Chris [TBD]	DVDs.
22:11:56:16	22:12:07:17	Steve [Nortle]	When he’s riding a nuke Down onto the That’s it That’s what I was thinking He just got his hat. It’s just, yeah!
22:11:59:13	22:12:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	it’s Dr. Strangelove
22:12:01:05	22:12:03:23	Chris [TBD]	That’s it. Dr. Strange, love. I love it.
22:12:09:14	22:12:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this makes so much sense
22:12:12:01	22:12:20:20	Brin [GM]	it Keep that forever tuck it away okay um you’re all you’re all in the library
22:12:22:04	22:12:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	in the library guys
22:12:23:11	22:12:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, duh, yeah, we’ve been saying that.
22:12:26:25	22:12:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	though is it the Herbie
22:12:29:07	22:12:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lexicon louis lexican i think is what yeah that’s what we decided you couldn’t spell hid earlier
22:12:31:17	22:12:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Louis Lexicon yeah
22:12:33:28	22:12:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, it’s Lexiconis Luisus.
22:12:35:25	22:12:38:13	Brin [GM]	um it’s louis lexicon what
22:12:39:17	22:12:42:27	Chris [TBD]	No no no they’re making a pun A Pun
22:12:39:22	22:12:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	no, Louis Lexacon that’s how the books are organized
22:12:42:00	22:12:45:10	Brin [GM]	oh i thought you were i thought the character
22:12:42:26	22:12:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	Well, that’s not Latin, is there?
22:12:44:14	22:12:46:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I suppose it’s not
22:12:44:19	22:12:46:25	Chris [TBD]	Dewee Decimal Louie Lexicon
22:12:45:10	22:12:56:13	Brin [GM]	okay now i
22:12:49:01	22:12:50:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so dead languages
22:12:52:01	22:12:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	Holy languages.
22:12:56:13	22:13:05:10	Brin [GM]	can answer all of your questions and tell you whatever you need to know but if you want to hear what happened to me i can tell you she
22:13:04:18	22:13:05:19	Chris [TBD]	Go for it
22:13:05:06	22:13:06:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tell us
22:13:06:20	22:13:14:08	Chris [TBD]	Waiting She’s like oh it’s you guys again
22:13:07:11	22:13:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	Where’s my sister?
22:13:09:12	22:13:17:12	Brin [GM]	she’s just chilling in a chair um she’s fiddling with her nubs you know
22:13:10:29	22:13:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	does she have her memory back
22:13:15:08	22:13:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	gross
22:13:17:15	22:13:28:07	Brin [GM]	she’s looking kind of sad still i did so basically you have to find five items
22:13:30:27	22:13:42:15	Brin [GM]	this is the best thing ever you have to find the five things that his senses were feeling or whatever activated
22:13:42:15	22:13:51:14	Brin [GM]	her senses at the time that she was, her hands and her memory were taken from her. Okay? In that moment.
22:13:48:29	22:13:50:15	Chris [TBD]	In that very moment
22:13:49:26	22:13:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	very all right the five things
22:13:52:13	22:13:56:23	Brin [GM]	But luckily for you she collected them for you.
22:13:58:13	22:14:02:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my daughter. She’s thoughtful and hateful.
22:14:01:27	22:14:09:01	Brin [GM]	She didn’t realize that she did it in her sleep That’s a great thing about the subconscious
22:14:01:29	22:14:07:16	Chris [TBD]	Considerate and hateful Oh She was doing something.
22:14:06:14	22:14:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	did she it’s her nose ring one of them no that’s why
22:14:10:22	22:14:21:25	Brin [GM]	No. She passed the trial of sound with her or no smell the trial of smell and that’s why she got rewarded she was just
22:14:20:16	22:14:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	she lost her hands
22:14:21:25	22:14:24:08	Brin [GM]	well, that’s after Astaroth caught her
22:14:24:23	22:14:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
22:14:25:18	22:14:28:29	Brin [GM]	now I don’t know all the details about Basil only myself
22:14:30:11	22:14:33:24	Brin [GM]	my story I am very old
22:14:35:14	22:14:37:08	Chris [TBD]	How old are you?
22:14:38:21	22:14:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	and yet you drop eggs like your in your prime
22:14:41:13	22:14:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:14:44:07	22:14:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	You know, Baden is the ferryman. Did you know that? Okay.
22:14:48:25	22:14:50:06	Chris [TBD]	Well, she does now.
22:14:49:05	22:14:50:25	Brin [GM]	I know now
22:14:51:02	22:14:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, well he didn’t before.
22:14:52:06	22:15:00:04	Brin [GM]	and he has obviously been making deals with Astaroth she has been
22:14:58:18	22:14:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so he is a bad
22:15:01:22	22:15:04:23	Brin [GM]	changing him so that he could live longer
22:15:05:09	22:15:05:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
22:15:06:09	22:15:08:17	Brin [GM]	which she has also done to herself
22:15:09:28	22:15:19:27	Brin [GM]	she has replaced pieces of her with machinery to last longer so I don’t even know if she’s humanoid anymore
22:15:20:05	22:15:31:13	Brin [GM]	along with along with um mask pulling down Baden okay remember that from like session one I think
22:15:28:22	22:15:29:13	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
22:15:30:25	22:15:33:18	Chris [TBD]	Yes. He was covering it up.
22:15:33:22	22:15:45:01	Brin [GM]	exactly okay um I was highly favored by my god Adriel and he was very jealous and protective of
22:15:45:01	22:15:51:05	Brin [GM]	me. I fell in love with well sorry I’ve started back at the beginning okay this is like the whole
22:15:51:05	22:15:58:19	Brin [GM]	story um i surfaced yes totally the red letters so
22:15:52:25	22:15:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	Is that why you have this shirt that says vote for
22:16:03:28	22:16:04:20	Chris [TBD]	Dance!
22:16:04:28	22:16:14:29	Brin [GM]	I surfaced one day and I found an egg on the shore so I took it and I took care of it and
22:16:14:29	22:16:26:16	Brin [GM]	I nurtured it and it hatched. And it was Leon, the dragonborn. Okay? So Astaroth took this egg
22:16:20:22	22:16:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	The dragonborn?
22:16:26:16	22:16:34:22	Brin [GM]	from Ursa and was experimenting on it. And she accidentally created Dragonborn. He is like
22:16:34:22	22:16:45:10	Brin [GM]	the first of his kind okay and so long ago over 400 over 400 years ago okay that
22:16:37:25	22:16:39:10	Chris [TBD]	How many years ago was this?
22:16:44:10	22:16:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	that’s before the forgotten hour wait wasn’t Haley’s character trying to find out what happened
22:16:46:25	22:16:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	That is… So we forgot everything in like 100 years ago, so
22:16:47:20	22:16:52:13	Brin [GM]	idea. There you go.
22:16:54:08	22:16:56:10	Steve [Nortle]	to her dragonborn tribe
22:16:54:29	22:17:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, no. She was trying to kill her red dragonborn clan because she hated
22:16:56:13	22:17:01:01	Chris [TBD]	The leader of it.
22:17:04:11	22:17:11:00	Brin [GM]	guess what color Leon was originally? Red.
22:17:08:22	22:17:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah that’s I thought I was thinking were you thinking red we were all thinking red
22:17:09:11	22:17:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	Red.
22:17:16:08	22:17:16:23	Brin [GM]	Yeah totally.
22:17:16:23	22:17:21:12	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled the number for CMYK for red.
22:17:18:11	22:17:19:28	Chris [TBD]	More of a cherry
22:17:21:07	22:17:27:21	Chris [TBD]	oak or salmon
22:17:21:13	22:17:25:24	Brin [GM]	I didn’t know I didn’ have that sheet
22:17:28:18	22:17:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:17:30:20	22:17:31:15	Chris [TBD]	maroon-ish.
22:17:30:21	22:17:38:17	Brin [GM]	Okay hold on i have some cool pictures too that’ll be fun to show while um i’m telling you guys about this
22:17:42:04	22:17:49:17	Brin [GM]	okay so this was this is kind of leon this is the idea of what he kind of looked like
22:17:49:28	22:17:51:13	Chris [TBD]	Looks a lot like Haley’s character.
22:17:52:11	22:17:53:22	Brin [GM]	so pretty cool
22:17:54:04	22:17:55:20	Chris [TBD]	Remind me who Leon is again?
22:17:57:02	22:17:58:11	Brin [GM]	I’m going to punch you in the face
22:17:57:26	22:17:59:09	Chris [TBD]	No, I know he’s important.
22:17:59:05	22:18:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	he’s one who fell in love with is that they loved each other. They actually loved each other.
22:18:00:01	22:18:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	She’s the one that fell in love with Sicily. He’s also like…
22:18:02:10	22:18:03:18	Chris [TBD]	I thought it was
22:18:04:22	22:18:12:22	Chris [TBD]	Baden that fell in love with Cicely. We were led to think that but Leon is the true love.
22:18:11:12	22:18:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	Leon and Baden loved each other?
22:18:14:04	22:18:16:23	Chris [TBD]	Got it. But where does Leon come from?
22:18:15:20	22:18:21:19	Brin [GM]	how about you let me tell a story and you shut up does that sound like a good idea
22:18:17:25	22:18:19:18	Steve [Nortle]	He came from the beach, it was
22:18:19:20	22:18:30:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am listening my lady it’s not about
22:18:23:15	22:18:25:24	Brin [GM]	my memories and not yours
22:18:25:17	22:18:26:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m telling LaDonna.
22:18:30:25	22:18:38:27	Brin [GM]	it’s not sad it is just respect especially for a queen okay all right
22:18:38:27	22:18:46:16	Brin [GM]	let me i wish okay um where was i
22:18:39:10	22:18:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	Let them eat cake.
22:18:46:16	22:18:57:25	Brin [GM]	oh yeah so she she got um leon’s egg she took care of him and she was just like she loved fire even though she was a merfolk
22:18:58:11	22:18:59:22	Brin [GM]	totally
22:19:01:15	22:19:11:27	Brin [GM]	way against everything that merfolk was and eventually she, Leon and her got caught he’s like yep very very young
22:19:08:10	22:19:10:05	Chris [TBD]	So she was a teenager at the time.
22:19:11:20	22:19:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	So he fell in love with his mom, kind of.
22:19:11:27	22:19:15:29	Brin [GM]	they got caught well
22:19:14:18	22:19:16:25	Chris [TBD]	no she didn’t raise
22:19:16:01	22:19:24:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not… House of Dragons? House of Dragonborn.
22:19:17:29	22:19:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I was about to say this is very like… His name could be Oedipus Rex.
22:19:18:04	22:19:20:16	Brin [GM]	yeah that tracks more
22:19:19:29	22:19:20:27	Chris [TBD]	that’s hot
22:19:25:28	22:19:36:22	Brin [GM]	oh gross yeah I forgot about that the freaking house of dragon crap oh yeek it’s gross anywho gosh you guys just really know how to pick up the story
22:19:27:23	22:19:28:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:19:31:11	22:19:38:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep no we’re listening we’re
22:19:37:19	22:19:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’ve just… I’ve just… No, it’s beautiful.
22:19:38:19	22:19:44:14	Brin [GM]	you’re just freaking you’re Just throwing in the dirt and it’s disgusting now and I hate
22:19:44:14	22:19:51:02	Brin [GM]	everything about it. And I want to quit my job as I’m not, I’m
22:19:45:21	22:19:48:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:19:48:08	22:19:49:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:19:48:17	22:19:49:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:19:49:04	22:19:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	You can’t!
22:19:49:06	22:19:54:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	more sessions
22:19:49:26	22:19:52:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:19:54:26	22:19:57:29	Steve [Nortle]	for the hell I’m going to have a board right now.
22:19:55:23	22:19:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t tell them about the quarter I give you.
22:19:56:08	22:19:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:19:56:27	22:19:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:19:57:24	22:19:59:11	Chris [TBD]	they’re getting paid
22:19:59:18	22:20:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Look at us.
22:20:01:07	22:20:12:11	Brin [GM]	I was supposed to be paid with joy and happiness, and a hobby but now it’s just a bunch of bullshit. Inappropriate! I’m so tired of all of you!
22:20:03:28	22:20:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:20:08:09	22:20:15:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I love the lore I’m here for you
22:20:15:02	22:20:15:13	Chris [TBD]	sorry
22:20:15:07	22:20:25:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s beautiful Praise the Lord I know praise the Lord
22:20:16:04	22:20:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	Praise the Lord.
22:20:20:11	22:20:25:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have so many t-shirts to make praise the lore
22:20:27:10	22:20:28:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Vote for Aedro.
22:20:29:11	22:20:30:19	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t make it weird, Daddy.
22:20:29:22	22:20:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	don’t make it weird daddy
22:20:30:20	22:20:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:20:30:29	22:20:31:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:20:31:15	22:20:35:28	Chris [TBD]	daddy oh no sorry
22:20:33:14	22:20:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay okay she
22:20:34:17	22:20:40:28	Brin [GM]	now. All of you burn in hell! It’s fine
22:20:36:13	22:20:37:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:20:37:02	22:20:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:20:37:13	22:20:46:24	Chris [TBD]	sorry I did
22:20:39:04	22:20:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay.
22:20:39:08	22:20:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay so fell in love with his babysitter which is actually kind of cool it’s kinda hot
22:20:43:23	22:20:46:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:20:46:24	22:20:55:15	Chris [TBD]	too man. I was so excited when she came to babysat Sweet
22:20:47:29	22:20:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	His caregiver…
22:20:48:10	22:20:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	I fell in love with my babysitter back in the day like yeah it was great
22:20:56:11	22:20:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	I had a lot of them
22:20:59:17	22:21:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	FYI
22:20:59:23	22:21:05:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It works though because they’re both like immortal type of creatures so it really doesn’t matter.
22:21:03:16	22:21:08:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah Age is such a In the Speck
22:21:05:15	22:21:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	there we go age is just a number right
22:21:06:22	22:21:07:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s fine.
22:21:09:29	22:21:13:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah. Jeez. You’re also immature.
22:21:12:03	22:21:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	that’s what I told my babysitter too well one day you’re in love with my dad and
22:21:14:28	22:21:15:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Grow up
22:21:18:13	22:21:21:14	Brin [GM]	stupid love you guys seen that
22:21:20:04	22:21:20:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah
22:21:21:11	22:21:22:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, yeah.
22:21:23:16	22:21:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	one day i’ll look like him so send me a nude photograph
22:21:23:16	22:21:34:11	Brin [GM]	i always think about you and she’s like all right did you guys want to hear the rest of this
22:21:28:22	22:21:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh gosh.
22:21:33:29	22:21:36:01	Chris [TBD]	Yes 100%
22:21:34:08	22:21:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	yes i tried to kick you off he fell in love
22:21:39:04	22:21:50:26	Brin [GM]	they fell in love Adro caught them and Astaroth took this as an opportunity to experiment on them so she made a deal with
22:21:50:26	22:21:52:19	Brin [GM]	Adro and
22:21:54:22	22:22:00:08	Brin [GM]	Leon’s mother Ursa because they were all pissed off that they were together
22:22:01:25	22:22:05:24	Brin [GM]	mostly Adro and Ursa everyone got involved
22:22:07:03	22:22:18:11	Brin [GM]	Astarth took the opportunity to say hey I have Something I’ve been wanting to try. It’s very painful. It’s the worst. I can punish them, and they will both suffer.
22:22:18:24	22:22:29:27	Brin [GM]	And Adro and Ursa reluctantly agreed. Not Adro. He was super excited about it because she had to go through the pain of delivering eggs for the rest of her life, right?
22:22:30:20	22:22:34:27	Brin [GM]	OK. So go ahead and roll you two hot dogs.
22:22:32:26	22:22:39:20	Chris [TBD]	just the thought of it yeah yeah i just have my eyes are closed right now
22:22:39:10	22:22:44:12	Brin [GM]	I would do this in a French accent, but it just takes too much work mentally
22:22:44:21	22:22:52:10	Brin [GM]	okay so you’re just you get this boring american voice all right um yeah
22:22:50:27	22:22:52:08	Chris [TBD]	find a exotic
22:22:52:02	22:22:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	i mean to french people it’s an accent
22:22:55:28	22:22:57:01	Steve [Nortle]	And an embarrassment.
22:22:58:05	22:22:58:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:23:00:20	22:23:03:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, continue it. Continue it. We’re good. We’re Good. We’re Go.
22:23:04:07	22:23:14:22	Brin [GM]	so astaroth experimented on um sicily gave her the elixir and they forced leon to set
22:23:14:22	22:23:26:20	Brin [GM]	her on fire so he’s the one that had to kill her okay and this i thought this picture was so cool. So this is what happened to Leon after he killed her okay?
22:23:25:28	22:23:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	he bled out all of his red
22:23:26:20	22:23:36:22	Brin [GM]	He yes and all the color drained from him and that’s where the line of white dragonborn come from, it’s from Leon.
22:23:37:02	22:23:48:07	Brin [GM]	So in his sadness and agony and pain he traveled upward to destination desolation and started his own clan up there.
22:23:45:18	22:23:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	that’s where he started the iridescent supremacists
22:23:48:29	22:23:54:04	Chris [TBD]	where uh lock holiday was and he’s a dragonborn
22:23:54:04	22:24:07:02	Chris [TBD]	right is he what color was he in white okay wasn’t
22:23:57:04	22:23:58:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not. No.
22:23:58:25	22:24:02:24	Brin [GM]	So everyone that’s related to Leon or in his bloodline is white.
22:24:07:02	22:24:15:00	Chris [TBD]	the fat dragon wasn’t that leon’s mom yeah yeah yeah ursa okay ursa is her name god i just
22:24:09:04	22:24:17:17	Dave [Xeros]	that’s his mom yeah she just said that ursa yeah she used to be ursamina now she’s ursameja
22:24:11:27	22:24:13:04	Brin [GM]	Ursa is Leon’s mother.
22:24:12:26	22:24:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I miss her soon.
22:24:17:19	22:24:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
22:24:20:10	22:24:22:04	Brin [GM]	Morbidly Ursa Major.
22:24:23:15	22:24:24:26	Brin [GM]	um

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