Caged Wisdom

Session start TC: 20:03:40:09 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3828 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
20:03:40:09	20:03:47:14	Chris [TBD]	One of the greatest moments. Tickleback, that was us
20:03:42:06	20:03:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	They scratch your back for you. Yeah, yeah look at this photograph now I’m gonna come and tickle
20:03:46:05	20:03:57:26	Brin [GM]	I had a history teacher who was like that. I’m serious, I’m not joking you all the girls have to be warned gross teachers.
20:03:47:14	20:03:55:07	Chris [TBD]	right? Yeah you did that yeah look at this photograph I’m gonna come and tickle your back all
20:03:50:27	20:04:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no, no. We’re
20:03:53:06	20:04:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	your bag all right okay
20:03:57:26	20:04:03:20	Brin [GM]	Not you Steve! You’re one of the good ones no
20:04:00:14	20:04:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you. I try the
20:04:01:27	20:04:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ready!
20:04:05:26	20:04:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	you guys ready? Okay well it’s that’s gonna happen anyway
20:04:06:12	20:04:16:25	Chris [TBD]	ready to go meandering
20:04:10:07	20:04:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ready or not?
20:04:11:13	20:04:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	okay whether you like it or not and go
20:04:14:13	20:04:23:22	Brin [GM]	me I’m staring at the camera. Did it work? Welcome back everyone to
20:04:23:22	20:04:26:14	Brin [GM]	The Boardroom! I’m your DM again, I’m sorry.
20:04:30:15	20:04:38:29	Brin [GM]	You’re going to be stuck with me for a few more sessions this story is just taking a long time and it’s not my fault either
20:04:39:27	20:04:40:24	Dave [Xeros]	meandering a little
20:04:43:00	20:04:53:29	Brin [GM]	anyways I’m Brynn, I usually play Basil but not today she’s tucked away in castle leary without hands and sad and depressed um
20:04:53:29	20:04:59:11	Brin [GM]	do we care about everyone saying their names and their characters names again do we like doing that every session
20:05:03:01	20:05:13:03	Chris [TBD]	to build the little felios that hang near the bottom of us for our campaigns, you know what I mean? I think when people start watching that context is very helpful.
20:05:13:05	20:05:15:12	Brin [GM]	yeah okay well Chris we’ll start with you
20:05:15:14	20:05:23:22	Chris [TBD]	I am Chris playing a Goliath wizard named TBD That’s short for Traverius Bionigard Deak
20:05:23:26	20:05:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	dick dick it’s d-i-k dick yeah deke
20:05:26:04	20:05:26:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
20:05:28:28	20:05:38:08	Chris [TBD]	Do you remember that cartoon at the end of cartoons there was like that little jingle and then the big DIC would come on in this little kid’s voice he speak
20:05:38:18	20:05:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	um that that company was owned by jeffrey epstein by the
20:05:43:26	20:05:48:05	Chris [TBD]	how did you know that yeah
20:05:44:02	20:05:49:12	Brin [GM]	it showed up in the files that we read
20:05:44:04	20:05:45:03	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:05:49:21	20:05:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	like he was like hey i need oh that that that kid that kid that we have over there in the other room let’s just get that kid to say this for us
20:05:50:25	20:05:52:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did you get that email?
20:05:54:27	20:06:02:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh well bringing us back on track
20:06:04:08	20:06:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	TBD
20:06:04:15	20:06:06:05	Brin [GM]	introduction you damn fools
20:06:05:19	20:06:15:13	Chris [TBD]	is a rock star wizard who just loves blowing stuff take it away eros yeah okay so i am dave
20:06:08:18	20:06:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	all right yeah okay so i’m dave i play eros He’s a black tiefling.
20:06:17:21	20:06:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	He is a bard, so kind of a jack-of-all-trades and I don’t know what?
20:06:22:02	20:06:24:17	Chris [TBD]	wait you’re a cleric now though
20:06:24:11	20:06:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	I am. I’m both. I’m a multi -classed cleric bard which he made it to the School of Idiots and he converted a little bit.
20:06:28:21	20:06:30:06	Chris [TBD]	A blerick
20:06:32:07	20:06:33:15	Chris [TBD]	A clard
20:06:32:11	20:06:49:07	Steve [Nortle]	card…a clard. Fix
20:06:35:08	20:06:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He changed.
20:06:36:04	20:06:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	And so yeah, he changed and he’s continually trying to change.
20:06:37:22	20:06:44:23	Chris [TBD]	Wait why’d you pause
20:06:40:18	20:06:51:01	Brin [GM]	salune touched his heart what what are you talking about i didn’t pause I don’t know what you’re talking about steve you’re up
20:06:41:13	20:06:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yes, yes my heart. yeah so uh yeah and he’s fun
20:06:49:07	20:06:56:08	Steve [Nortle]	it in post. All right hi i’m Steve i will be
20:06:51:08	20:06:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that comma?
20:06:56:08	20:07:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	playing Nortle our uh Tortal monk who is um a man of very simple
20:07:03:22	20:07:15:16	Steve [Nortle]	tastes in almost every way uh but he is the uh the taste tester supreme based upon last session’s
20:07:15:16	20:07:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	results so that’s that’s pretty impressive and he also wears a mitre like a papal miter
20:07:24:05	20:07:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	because you just have to go back and watch the other episodes But I have a papal mitre, and I love it.
20:07:28:09	20:07:29:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:07:28:25	20:07:36:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you speak as nice um i’m jesse i play fowlclaw
20:07:36:23	20:07:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he is the alan sorcerer want to be cleric perhaps of the group
20:07:44:22	20:07:48:09	Chris [TBD]	of the group as well our mohel compass
20:07:46:01	20:07:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	Our moral voice. Which explains why we struggled so much when Jesse was DMing.
20:07:53:04	20:07:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	we did some really terrible things to some people when Jesse was DMing
20:07:53:23	20:07:54:18	Steve [Nortle]	There wasn’t…
20:07:58:20	20:08:03:04	Steve [Nortle]	The sock in the mouth of… You should watch those episodes too.
20:08:00:03	20:08:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh
20:08:01:12	20:08:02:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Falclaw
20:08:03:06	20:08:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was not there to course correct and thankfully he’s back I don’t know if he always corrects though, I think he’s somewhat oblivious to social cues
20:08:14:29	20:08:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and the subtle nature of corruption so in a good way
20:08:17:12	20:08:23:02	Brin [GM]	yeah in a good way I feel like though it’s a blessing in disguise okay so
20:08:24:05	20:08:34:24	Brin [GM]	I kind of listen last session did not end how I wanted it to so we’re gonna retcon just a little bit I just I just wanted to explain things a little bit better.
20:08:28:04	20:08:28:26	Chris [TBD]	really
20:08:30:26	20:08:32:02	Dave [Xeros]	you want it to end
20:08:36:27	20:08:48:05	Brin [GM]	When I typed out the item that you win for the trial of taste that you guys all went through, I didn’t finish typing it and I didn’ t remember that I didn”t do that.
20:08:48:11	20:08:52:20	Brin [GM]	So I have got those all completed now and it has quite a few upgrades
20:08:53:18	20:08:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	Nice.
20:08:53:28	20:08:59:10	Brin [GM]	And also a couple changes so after you guys completed the trial
20:09:00:11	20:09:03:26	Brin [GM]	that was given to Ursa by Sicily.
20:09:05:21	20:09:15:25	Brin [GM]	Ursa gave you, I think I told you guys that she gave you a bag of ashes but really it was little wooden box okay so fix
20:09:14:24	20:09:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, to go Chinese food box with ashes.
20:09:15:25	20:09:24:05	Brin [GM]	on that oh okay okay okay since we did that it has a wooden box inside of the Chinese to go box
20:09:24:05	20:09:31:04	Brin [GM]	Okay. Is that fair? We’re going to put the box inside another one, then smash it with a hammer!
20:09:24:14	20:09:26:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:09:24:20	20:09:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay.
20:09:25:14	20:09:29:21	Dave [Xeros]	gonna put that box inside of a box I’m gonna smash it with a hammer
20:09:31:11	20:09:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect
20:09:31:22	20:09:43:01	Brin [GM]	Okay and then are you ready to hear your truly epic item okay And I meant to print these but um i just don’t know what
20:09:35:10	20:09:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yes.
20:09:43:01	20:09:52:08	Brin [GM]	It is about printers but they don’t work I can’t get mine to work, okay? So here’s my gigantic thing that I’m going to read here.
20:09:54:05	20:10:03:04	Brin [GM]	Okay these are the stick chops, okay this is a rare wondrous item it’s made of jade and razor
20:09:57:16	20:09:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
20:10:03:04	20:10:14:02	Brin [GM]	sharp refined silver they’re dual purpose chopsticks that suit well both for feasting and for harming enemies, okay and I’ll send this over to you. They greatly enhance your sense of
20:10:12:19	20:10:13:00	Steve [Nortle]	Awesome.
20:10:14:02	20:10:25:28	Brin [GM]	taste. Okay, so here’s a couple things they can do. They can be through… See and I’m you know how great this is with no dressing?
20:10:20:19	20:10:23:05	Chris [TBD]	Dude eats lettuce like it’s a delicacy.
20:10:26:05	20:10:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I don’t do spinach. It’s too it’s too spicy.
20:10:32:04	20:10:32:25	Chris [TBD]	Disgusting.
20:10:32:12	20:10:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	He watched too much Popeye as a kid ugh, I don t want forearms like that.
20:10:38:15	20:10:47:09	Brin [GM]	gosh. Okay so a few things these stick chops can do um you can throw these at enemies like darts or ninja stars within 20 feet
20:10:47:09	20:10:59:06	Brin [GM]	or slice them like little mini daggers at close range within five feet okay bonus action is a flurry of bites okay during an encounter you gain two
20:10:58:04	20:10:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of yourself
20:10:59:06	20:11:08:08	Brin [GM]	i know i really have it’s i was like just came to be you know what i’m saying it was like a dream he was destined to win this
20:11:00:07	20:11:01:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s awesome
20:11:03:02	20:11:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	She’s laughing so hard.
20:11:05:13	20:11:07:19	Chris [TBD]	So Nortle was destined to win this.
20:11:08:08	20:11:14:23	Brin [GM]	he really was okay um you gained two additional attacks using your stick chops
20:11:21:15	20:11:22:26	Steve [Nortle]	each one does 1d6.
20:11:23:08	20:11:27:01	Brin [GM]	exactly okay um but that is
20:11:28:08	20:11:37:28	Brin [GM]	you can only use that once per short rest if you want to use it again during an encounter you have to go and retrieve the stick chops does that make sense because if you throw them
20:11:37:03	20:11:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m assuming that this
20:11:38:09	20:11:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	Did she say stick-tops or
20:11:40:08	20:11:41:11	Chris [TBD]	Stick chops.
20:11:47:29	20:11:48:08	Brin [GM]	battle
20:11:50:21	20:11:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	I just you know
20:11:51:09	20:11:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	can we
20:11:55:22	20:11:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	keep moving? We’re going to keep going
20:11:57:20	20:12:03:18	Brin [GM]	keep moving what i said stick it was the noise gate
20:11:58:00	20:11:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	enjoy your dick-tups
20:12:02:00	20:12:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	Slide them right in your mouth. Yep, nope, I didn’t hear it.
20:12:05:21	20:12:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	is and I’M assuming this is a dexterity weapon as far as my bonuses
20:12:10:13	20:12:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it starts with a D?
20:12:14:27	20:12:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eros is eros just jealous he doesn’t have him because
20:12:17:08	20:12:17:29	Chris [TBD]	Very.
20:12:17:20	20:12:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	I am. I’m actually just angry. I’m like you need to pay 10% of the church.
20:12:17:23	20:12:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	for real okay
20:12:18:29	20:12:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jealous he didn’t have a
20:12:22:14	20:12:24:06	Chris [TBD]	Jealousy is ugly right? It’s ugly.
20:12:23:00	20:12:32:02	Brin [GM]	okay just a couple other things so you this has the taste of deceit these are a couple bonus things that it does while you’re attuned to the
20:12:32:02	20:12:42:05	Brin [GM]	stick tops your taste becomes so enhanced you can passively taste emotions when creatures speak if someone tells a lie your mouth fills with a bitter taste if someone’s angry it tastes like spice
20:12:42:27	20:12:49:26	Brin [GM]	if someone sad your mouth feels cold like you sip ice water etc etc okay which get this because
20:12:49:26	20:13:01:04	Brin [GM]	you have this is passive. You gain advantage on deception and perception cops checks that you use that involve conversation, okay?
20:12:51:17	20:12:51:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
20:13:00:10	20:13:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, he’s notoriously great at that.
20:13:01:04	20:13:01:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow
20:13:03:19	20:13:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	On perception and deception?
20:13:08:06	20:13:20:05	Brin [GM]	like checks on conversation like if you’re conversing with someone not if you like walk in a room you can’t taste the flavor of the room oh and then I accidentally tell you who
20:13:12:24	20:13:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:13:14:15	20:13:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like when you’re talking to the ferryman and you’re like oh who are you?
20:13:21:17	20:13:23:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:13:24:27	20:13:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	Whoops!
20:13:27:28	20:13:37:11	Brin [GM]	right last thing savior of flavor this supposed to be like save your flavor it’s yeah but it’s in
20:13:34:01	20:13:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	Savor the flavor.
20:13:36:06	20:13:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this
20:13:37:28	20:13:38:25	Chris [TBD]	it was flavor saver.
20:13:39:16	20:13:41:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	flavor savior
20:13:40:06	20:13:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll be
20:13:40:23	20:13:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll be your savior of flavor. Oh,
20:13:42:00	20:13:47:01	Brin [GM]	I named it just kidding any food eaten with your stick chops
20:13:48:14	20:13:58:12	Brin [GM]	passively and instantly reveals poison or disease by turning black when you pick up the food. After it’s detected, they automatically purify the food for a drink for you
20:13:54:00	20:13:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay
20:13:58:12	20:14:02:26	Brin [GM]	and then this day will return to their original color letting you know that it’s now safe.
20:14:04:20	20:14:11:28	Brin [GM]	Anything eaten with your stick chops tastes exactly how the user desires or imagines, no matter
20:14:10:23	20:14:12:01	Chris [TBD]	Such a waste.
20:14:11:23	20:14:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just romaine lettuce.
20:14:13:22	20:14:15:20	Chris [TBD]	waste, oh my gosh.
20:14:14:05	20:14:19:28	Brin [GM]	the food consumed. So it tastes exactly
20:14:14:27	20:14:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
20:14:20:00	20:14:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	So
20:14:20:21	20:14:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	Bust out a filet mignon that tastes like romaine lettuce.
20:14:23:20	20:14:24:19	Brin [GM]	romaine lettuce
20:14:24:08	20:14:26:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s such a waste, I hate you.
20:14:25:04	20:14:26:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
20:14:25:23	20:14:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s literally Soylent green Your entire life is soylent Green
20:14:31:26	20:14:37:20	Brin [GM]	your going to turn into an Oompa Loompah with all the food you’re going to be eating
20:14:33:03	20:14:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
20:14:37:06	20:14:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	What we’re going to say is
20:14:40:05	20:14:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	And then we’re gonna eat on the side Like, we’ll just kind of sneak it away from him every once in a while.
20:14:47:06	20:14:50:02	Steve [Nortle]	You said this is an attuned?
20:14:52:15	20:14:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, come on!
20:14:55:09	20:14:59:20	Brin [GM]	to use these. So, these are custom to you. Okay?
20:14:59:22	20:15:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	I call shenanigans on this whole thing. I think you guys are just… Because your brother and sister are in the game You’ve like been making texts offline And be like Hey, how do I make this OP and make everyone sad?
20:15:05:10	20:15:09:08	Brin [GM]	Just wait till you… These… No, no, no
20:15:11:08	20:15:21:21	Brin [GM]	No, this is just me brainstorming at home Okay! Alright! My brain
20:15:17:25	20:15:18:17	Dave [Xeros]	With what?
20:15:21:21	20:15:25:08	Brin [GM]	At night time when my kids are sleepy
20:15:24:05	20:15:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	I was being like Never mind Oh, chopsticks Oh, I got an idea
20:15:28:27	20:15:29:23	Chris [TBD]	Stick chops.
20:15:31:22	20:15:34:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet. Those are dope.
20:15:31:23	20:15:34:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I can’t wait to use these. All right.
20:15:32:29	20:15:40:16	Brin [GM]	it’s a little quite the upgrade i never finished typing stuff out and i was like
20:15:35:18	20:15:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little jealous.
20:15:37:15	20:15:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
20:15:40:16	20:15:51:09	Brin [GM]	oh all right to be TBD next time hmm okay all right so let’s move on
20:15:46:15	20:15:46:28	Dave [Xeros]	No
20:15:49:27	20:16:01:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we share the chopsticks because if he feeds us with the chopstick or this the stick chops okay it doesn’t taste different to us
20:15:56:02	20:15:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	it tastes like lettuce every single time
20:15:59:05	20:16:00:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:15:59:15	20:16:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:16:01:10	20:16:03:17	Steve [Nortle]	get a piece of pizza lettuce
20:16:03:19	20:16:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	So he’s just like
20:16:03:20	20:16:09:13	Brin [GM]	the user. So whoever’s attuned to it, he will determine the taste.
20:16:05:04	20:16:16:03	Chris [TBD]	I am going to guard my food. I’m going to put safeguards up. I don’t want him touching my food and ruining it.
20:16:11:14	20:16:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
20:16:16:16	20:16:22:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the wall of force we can every every meal stay out
20:16:18:07	20:16:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay I got purified
20:16:21:08	20:16:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:16:21:17	20:16:22:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:16:22:03	20:16:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Nope You get back in the garage
20:16:22:17	20:16:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	so do I now
20:16:22:29	20:16:26:24	Brin [GM]	Yeah you do have the wall of force.
20:16:28:04	20:16:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s ok guys I have purified food and water So I can make it clean
20:16:32:18	20:16:37:18	Brin [GM]	That’s right. Yours is passive though so that’s great. It’s awesome. Okay.
20:16:38:26	20:16:50:20	Brin [GM]	that was the main thing i wanted to kind of break them a little bit so anyways yeah i just feel like it didn’t end well but anywho okay so you guys head out make your way out the oh yeah this is
20:16:41:18	20:16:52:15	Chris [TBD]	you didn’t even need the retcon that was great can you
20:16:50:20	20:17:02:04	Brin [GM]	map that didn’t show up last time there is so you guy received a square or a cube dimension door key
20:16:52:15	20:16:54:15	Chris [TBD]	remind me there’s like a portal back
20:17:03:01	20:17:13:22	Brin [GM]	and this is kind of can be like a little bet of a home base It’s a sad, depressing home base with a really overweight dragon. But it’s unlimited food that she can conjure.
20:17:06:28	20:17:12:07	Chris [TBD]	that’s right sad beige walls
20:17:13:29	20:17:20:00	Brin [GM]	That’s like one of her spells that she knows and she excessively eats.
20:17:21:14	20:17:30:29	Brin [GM]	She’s an emotional consumer. She eats food based off of emotion just for years, years and years.
20:17:26:15	20:17:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	really yeah sell this place sell it so hard it’s like yeah we’re all yeah we just gonna yeah i’m just gonna sit eat some oreos
20:17:29:06	20:17:32:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	aren’t we are we all emotional consumers aren’t
20:17:32:20	20:17:43:12	Brin [GM]	I mean, yep. It’s got a nice hot spring. It’s a great place to come back. So you guys all head for the dimension door, okay? The
20:17:43:12	20:17:55:05	Brin [GM]	dimension door does not teleport you back to where you use the key to come to this. It always teleports you back at the bottom of the mountain or the cliff. Cave I mean.
20:17:53:06	20:17:58:12	Dave [Xeros]	you just don’t want us to have to go go down the mountain right and waste half possession
20:17:56:28	20:18:04:20	Brin [GM]	That is basically…I didn’t say it. You did. We’re going to keep it there.
20:18:04:20	20:18:13:03	Brin [GM]	we’re going to keep it there okay as you teleport down to the base of the mountain, you look around
20:18:13:03	20:18:22:20	Brin [GM]	you look out to the horizon and you see three more pillars of black smoke rising upward
20:18:25:25	20:18:33:20	Chris [TBD]	say more there was
20:18:27:16	20:18:30:23	Dave [Xeros]	pillars of black spoke to begin with or just there are now
20:18:30:26	20:18:36:25	Brin [GM]	around Castle Lurie there was but since you’ve been in yeah, you turned off the tank remember
20:18:33:20	20:18:45:13	Chris [TBD]	one oh yeah black mist yeah let’s see the moon rise Is it? Yeah.
20:18:37:26	20:18:38:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the mist
20:18:45:19	20:18:45:22	Chris [TBD]	Cool.
20:18:50:02	20:18:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	like get the first three pennants and then you go into dark world and all of a sudden there’s like seven crystals you gotta collect
20:18:55:06	20:18:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	well we got a key item so it had to go to a cutscene
20:18:58:09	20:18:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay.
20:18:58:11	20:19:09:21	Steve [Nortle]	get me close enough and I’ll tell ya
20:19:01:06	20:19:10:05	Brin [GM]	the master of taste. okay um for this for so you
20:19:04:11	20:19:04:26	Chris [TBD]	Listen,
20:19:05:11	20:19:06:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the mist taste
20:19:06:01	20:19:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, what does the mist taste like?
20:19:10:05	20:19:17:27	Brin [GM]	guys i just every like a giraffe
20:19:10:13	20:19:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	chop it out of the air
20:19:13:27	20:19:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	His tongue just comes out and wraps around it like venom.
20:19:18:21	20:19:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got a maraca in one hand and the chopsticks. I don’t even know how you do chopsticks.
20:19:23:22	20:19:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	threatening
20:19:24:02	20:19:35:09	Brin [GM]	with the three oh no it can’t be done you know what wait a minute hold on they have he has to use the little kid thing that you put on the chopstick so little kids can use them
20:19:27:15	20:19:30:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tell me he has to use one per hand because
20:19:31:00	20:19:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	It works.
20:19:31:27	20:19:40:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah but that’s a quest to go find that right? He doesn’t have that right now
20:19:34:13	20:19:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is he used to use the rubber band? You know.
20:19:36:23	20:19:44:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, you better let Jesse use the or Falclaw use those things.
20:19:36:27	20:19:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m okay. Thanks. Click, click, click.
20:19:40:02	20:19:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
20:19:47:22	20:19:53:21	Brin [GM]	option. Alright for the sake of time you guys are not really sure where to go next because
20:19:49:13	20:19:56:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we should probably go towards those pillars of mist
20:19:52:27	20:19:54:07	Chris [TBD]	We go to one of the pillars.
20:19:56:15	20:20:07:11	Brin [GM]	or you guys can go to Castle Leary and check on the research and that might save you some time because these pillars are very far in the distance and you don’t really know exactly where they’re at yes you could
20:20:00:25	20:20:01:11	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
20:20:02:12	20:20:02:27	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
20:20:03:00	20:20:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	they were going through all the junk.
20:20:07:11	20:20:17:00	Brin [GM]	follow them, but that might take a lot of time. So if you’re… I mean, if you think your main
20:20:10:10	20:20:12:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay castle leary
20:20:14:27	20:20:15:19	Chris [TBD]	we got to get there.
20:20:17:00	20:20:26:20	Brin [GM]	focus should be restoring Cicely’s memory, okay? If you can do that, she might be able to help you. Wink, wink. Hint, hint.
20:20:27:28	20:20:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s head towards The Mist.
20:20:29:27	20:20:34:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought we were trying to restore Basil’s memory though first was that
20:20:32:11	20:20:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	What is Sicily
20:20:33:28	20:20:36:13	Chris [TBD]	We had to do a Sicily’s first so we knew what
20:20:35:25	20:20:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	What does Sicily taste like?
20:20:37:21	20:20:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
20:20:39:08	20:21:07:03	Brin [GM]	only a motion. It’s
20:20:39:12	20:20:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	Divinity? I don’t know. I haven’t tasted it.
20:20:43:02	20:20:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	just asking what she tastes like like what is what does the sad dragon’s emotions taste like
20:20:44:14	20:20:46:09	Chris [TBD]	were getting are for Sicily’S memory.
20:20:47:00	20:20:49:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so we have the ashes though
20:20:48:28	20:20:49:29	Chris [TBD]	You have the book.
20:20:51:05	20:20:52:24	Steve [Nortle]	Butter mixed with margarine?
20:20:53:28	20:20:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh uh oh I didn’t bring
20:20:54:11	20:20:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	that tracks because she’s smothered in it
20:20:56:23	20:20:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like…
20:21:01:25	20:21:06:05	Dave [Xeros]	that’s instead of like breathing fire that’s what she breathes is like hot margarine
20:21:05:17	20:21:14:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes the flowers, the ashes and then there’s three more pillars of smoke that’s five senses
20:21:09:11	20:21:09:25	Chris [TBD]	the flowers,
20:21:11:13	20:21:12:15	Chris [TBD]	the ashes
20:21:13:23	20:21:16:06	Steve [Nortle]	I like how these guys are solving the mystery world.
20:21:16:00	20:21:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we’re solving a mystery too my friend
20:21:17:13	20:21:26:29	Chris [TBD]	but I bet Bet you if we go to Castle Leary, there’d be something really cool there to help us get through those other places. Yeah, we should go to Castle Lear. Let’s go to castle Leary!
20:21:22:13	20:21:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I agree TBD
20:21:26:04	20:21:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	guys but we’ve gone there so many times and marie is just so like she’s got that resting bitch face i just i don’t know how it
20:21:39:13	20:21:39:25	Chris [TBD]	Listen.
20:21:42:26	20:21:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	can yeah i know but i i got a bunch of like really high level like spell scrolls
20:21:42:29	20:21:45:24	Chris [TBD]	Your inheritance is possibly discovered.
20:21:43:22	20:21:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	resting what face
20:21:50:05	20:21:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	He meant female dog.
20:21:51:09	20:21:52:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, we already got the stuff. That’s right.
20:21:51:16	20:21:54:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	resting female dog face
20:21:54:11	20:21:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, no. No, he needs to do this. He means resting female dog face.
20:22:02:02	20:22:04:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You have to watch our other episodes To understand that voice
20:22:03:05	20:22:04:21	Steve [Nortle]	but you can’t get that way.
20:22:05:23	20:22:06:13	Steve [Nortle]	Deep cut.
20:22:06:22	20:22:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Deep cut
20:22:07:29	20:22:17:13	Brin [GM]	right so I think for the sake of time you’re gonna swim right over to Castle Leary in your
20:22:10:22	20:22:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	a different game session so
20:22:12:01	20:22:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re going to swim right over To Castle Leary
20:22:16:05	20:22:17:05	Chris [TBD]	Are we that close?
20:22:17:13	20:22:25:23	Brin [GM]	little rowboat no that’s right you just jump
20:22:20:13	20:22:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What? Wait, I thought we just Don’t we just put on our suits
20:22:25:23	20:22:33:10	Brin [GM]	right in the water you slip on that dom con and you just jumped right in ready set go okay
20:22:26:17	20:22:27:13	Chris [TBD]	The dom-com?
20:22:33:01	20:22:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	you penetrate the water it just kind of slides
20:22:33:10	20:22:43:16	Brin [GM]	you arrive I yelled again sorry you arrive at the shores of Castle Leary
20:22:39:17	20:22:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s okay That was fine at the time
20:22:43:16	20:22:54:18	Brin [GM]	i gotta remember when i scream I got to do three-fifths, and when I whisper—when I whisper, it’s a finger. Okay, we’re good.
20:22:50:21	20:22:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah just back it off or like to the side
20:22:54:29	20:22:55:16	Brin [GM]	All right, here we go.
20:22:56:17	20:22:59:29	Brin [GM]	The Shores of Castellar, you walk in back to the banquet hall.
20:23:01:06	20:23:08:18	Brin [GM]	There’s Marie and a group of servants that are hovering over a table talking, muttering, trying to figure stuff out.
20:23:06:19	20:23:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	Do you see what I mean? She’s like, when she’s talking.
20:23:10:02	20:23:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look they’re doing research Oh what’s happening Where did you guys find
20:23:12:23	20:23:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	Hey! What did you guys
20:23:14:08	20:23:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh look.
20:23:14:10	20:23:15:28	Brin [GM]	Is anybody hungry?
20:23:15:17	20:23:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to try some of these hors d’oeuvres.
20:23:16:22	20:23:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh oh.
20:23:16:29	20:23:21:17	Brin [GM]	Pamsi’s got the stove hot. She just baked.
20:23:18:22	20:23:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	She’s trying to make up for all the RBF before and now she’s just like trying to be super nice.
20:23:19:12	20:23:19:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
20:23:25:13	20:23:27:21	Brin [GM]	I’ve been super nice this entire time.
20:23:26:09	20:23:30:18	Chris [TBD]	i’ve still got some food from cho mama in a little to-go box
20:23:28:08	20:23:34:00	Dave [Xeros]	You’re nice for like the first 30 seconds and then you turn into this Look, there it is There it is
20:23:33:12	20:23:39:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We would love, we would appreciate, we would gratefully accept your food offering, madam.
20:23:38:27	20:23:44:18	Brin [GM]	I just want you to know that I’m okay but I have resting bitch face I’m ok with it
20:23:44:22	20:23:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	She knows the acronym guys Uh oh
20:23:46:08	20:23:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	People keep saying that.
20:23:47:12	20:23:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t.
20:23:48:12	20:23:54:20	Brin [GM]	I am ok with this Oh, I know that one too
20:23:48:18	20:23:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so we need to come up with something else like butter face or something like that.
20:23:54:28	20:23:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	Margarine face
20:23:55:25	20:24:01:03	Brin [GM]	It doesn’t run in my DNA, though. I’ll tell you that. Okay?
20:23:59:04	20:24:01:02	Chris [TBD]	the hair
20:24:02:13	20:24:05:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can he roll to see if he’s attracted to her now after she flips her hair?
20:24:02:26	20:24:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
20:24:05:04	20:24:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	after she flipped her hair?
20:24:07:16	20:24:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, what do you want me to save on this?
20:24:11:03	20:24:18:13	Brin [GM]	You need to do… What’s charisma? No. What is it? What would it be?
20:24:11:27	20:24:13:04	Chris [TBD]	first roll
20:24:18:29	20:24:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	What a charisma?
20:24:20:22	20:24:28:17	Brin [GM]	No. If someone has an effect on you. Yeah, that’s a con save.
20:24:24:05	20:24:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a resistance. I have to resist it
20:24:24:29	20:24:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like a constitution? You’re resisting it, yeah?
20:24:28:12	20:24:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	No, it wouldn’t be constitution because that’s ingesting something
20:24:29:23	20:24:31:06	Chris [TBD]	is yes it would
20:24:30:28	20:24:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but your charisma is like plus 15.
20:24:33:26	20:24:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	Exactly So it would be insight. It would be me inciting myself.
20:24:35:04	20:24:37:22	Chris [TBD]	it would definitely be a constitution or
20:24:35:26	20:24:37:21	Brin [GM]	your lowest save?
20:24:38:22	20:24:39:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Exactly!
20:24:39:16	20:24:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s probably strength.
20:24:42:07	20:24:42:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:24:43:07	20:24:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not strength.
20:24:43:17	20:24:52:17	Brin [GM]	The strength to resist. The DM. No it’s not a performance that is like plus 20. It’s a con
20:24:44:21	20:24:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	The fortitude.
20:24:46:06	20:24:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	Performance, I think it should be a performance.
20:24:50:21	20:24:51:25	Chris [TBD]	It would definitely be a con save.
20:24:54:17	20:24:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	I think you’d be wisdom save or whatever. What do you want it to be?
20:24:58:27	20:25:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	Survival animal handling.
20:25:03:10	20:25:13:14	Brin [GM]	she’s pretty faxy do it that’s probably your lowest right it jumped out
20:25:05:21	20:25:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	All right, animal handling it is.
20:25:08:16	20:25:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	Handle my own Animalita.
20:25:11:07	20:25:22:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	animal handling
20:25:13:15	20:25:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 17.
20:25:15:14	20:25:17:09	Chris [TBD]	good. Not attracted to RBS.
20:25:16:11	20:25:27:17	Brin [GM]	Yeah, well thank goodness because she’s like 62. Okay? She’s a cougar! Watch out TBD. Wait okay we’re not doing this.
20:25:21:24	20:25:23:16	Steve [Nortle]	Animal handling issues a cougar.
20:25:23:03	20:25:25:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh crap! I gotta roll now.
20:25:26:26	20:25:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, you’re good.
20:25:27:07	20:25:30:27	Chris [TBD]	I’m okay. I’m remembering what she tried to do to me.
20:25:27:17	20:25:32:27	Brin [GM]	Thank goodness. All right let’s move
20:25:34:21	20:25:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:25:35:26	20:25:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we would love some food i don’t want to be rude wonderful
20:25:40:06	20:25:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	Somebody say food?
20:25:42:13	20:25:54:04	Brin [GM]	kettle sorry all we have is porridge right now but it’s delicious This is none of the berries have grown back yet, but things are blossoming.
20:25:46:20	20:25:47:02	Steve [Nortle]	Wonderful.
20:25:48:11	20:25:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yes,
20:25:54:13	20:26:02:08	Brin [GM]	We really appreciate you getting rid of the black mist even though I don’t know if you guys have looked out the window there seems to be three more pillars.
20:26:02:27	20:26:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	weren’t contracted for that so that’s like extra
20:26:05:02	20:26:14:11	Brin [GM]	Unfortunately this is your contracted to adapt okay so have a sit eat this and she pushes
20:26:11:12	20:26:13:24	Steve [Nortle]	pray she does not change the deal further.
20:26:14:03	20:26:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s called an amendment i think it’s an amendments in the contract
20:26:14:11	20:26:24:03	Brin [GM]	the porridge in front of you right uh -huh um it’s a anyways so if you look at the table
20:26:18:20	20:26:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	all right but was it there before they don’t have any money to give us anymore That’s the problem.
20:26:24:03	20:26:30:27	Brin [GM]	we’ve been doing some I can’t tell you how much your friend Basil has helped us while she’s
20:26:29:22	20:26:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this for more than money eros
20:26:30:27	20:26:38:19	Brin [GM]	been sleeping. She gets up while she’S sleeping and she has gathered a lot of things
20:26:31:17	20:26:41:22	Chris [TBD]	been doing stuff while she’s sleeping oh she’s sleepwalking yeah the
20:26:38:19	20:26:47:02	Brin [GM]	and clues for us um you know she has figured out a way to scoop up things with her little nubs
20:26:39:14	20:26:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	How does she gather anything? She doesn’t have hands.
20:26:41:13	20:26:42:23	Steve [Nortle]	That show bashal
20:26:41:22	20:26:52:28	Chris [TBD]	the mage hand is still active right probably not but
20:26:47:02	20:26:55:28	Brin [GM]	it’s one sheet of paper at a time as one sheet apartment at a time but she is doing it in quite well we’re very thankful anyways
20:26:52:20	20:26:53:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	too far away
20:26:55:28	20:27:02:14	Brin [GM]	um we have a map for you we have figured out basil was in possession
20:27:02:14	20:27:13:29	Brin [GM]	of a torn music page which the lyrics on this music page gave us and us some clues okay so now
20:27:13:29	20:27:20:28	Brin [GM]	we think we have figured out two more locations for trials for you guys to figure out
20:27:20:10	20:27:29:11	Chris [TBD]	see the can i say the page of lyrics well we’ll be there we’ll
20:27:20:28	20:27:32:17	Brin [GM]	and get things you uh yes of course um what’s the lyrics i mean they’re all right
20:27:25:18	20:27:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	from Maraca?
20:27:26:00	20:27:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	Are they any good?
20:27:30:07	20:27:37:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, all right, yeah. I mean it’s not like LaDonna level by any means.
20:27:33:02	20:27:35:25	Steve [Nortle]	It looks like they were written by Sailor Twift
20:27:38:07	20:27:46:23	Chris [TBD]	she write this no no she basil dang
20:27:38:28	20:27:50:07	Brin [GM]	kind of um under underwatery no i didn’t write it no yeah please don’t be basil’s basil’s a dancer
20:27:45:27	20:27:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	It was probably one of the weird fish people that we’ve run into.
20:27:48:05	20:28:15:02	Chris [TBD]	we were getting a page from her journal or something what
20:27:49:29	20:27:51:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I miss LaDonna
20:27:50:22	20:28:00:20	Brin [GM]	oh yeah oh she’s heard a few we’ve heard a few ladonna songs over here in our little corner
20:27:52:28	20:27:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? I really do now.
20:27:58:15	20:28:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s quite good
20:28:00:20	20:28:02:26	Brin [GM]	birthday which is quite good
20:28:04:29	20:28:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, very good. Very good.
20:28:06:08	20:28:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	understatement of the millennia
20:28:10:21	20:28:11:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:28:11:15	20:28:14:22	Dave [Xeros]	You, like, tear your robe off and it’s the t-shirt underneath?
20:28:13:20	20:28:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	which is all soiled and stained because it’s never been taken off and washed
20:28:18:22	20:28:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my…
20:28:19:05	20:28:26:22	Brin [GM]	um and can we please have like a stained lip mark right here she kissed her signature
20:28:27:14	20:28:37:13	Brin [GM]	please wherever it’s signed um if you’d like we’ve got we’ve got laundry going in the basement if you would
20:28:27:28	20:28:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, you’re going to have to wash that at some time.
20:28:34:02	20:28:34:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hood on
20:28:37:13	20:28:42:17	Brin [GM]	like me to do want us to wash that for you okay
20:28:39:11	20:28:41:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to what watch what
20:28:42:17	20:28:52:13	Brin [GM]	that’s a no anyways if you all take a look at this map okay um i’m just gonna pull up our regular
20:28:52:29	20:29:01:27	Brin [GM]	map really quick this is the yes this is ursa’s the overweight dragon’s cavern okay it’s really
20:28:56:16	20:28:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:29:01:27	20:29:12:27	Brin [GM]	dark I know but you can see over here a little bit there’s this hot spring there’s some like steve coming up because from the earth you know and then this is The Table That You Guys Sat At
20:29:13:24	20:29:25:11	Brin [GM]	and this has like a little sitting area there’s a nice little fireplace right here and this is where Ursa is supposed to be but I had a dragon there. I don’t know why it’s not showing up on the map anyways just imagine
20:29:25:11	20:29:32:22	Brin [GM]	a big fat green dragon okay maybe I’ll print her thing next time okay I’m going to activate
20:29:32:22	20:29:40:22	Brin [GM]	this map really quick oh wow that music
20:29:35:05	20:29:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	First of the fat back.
20:29:40:22	20:29:51:27	Brin [GM]	just got intense give me one second oh I see give me one second this takes me forever to figure out so
20:29:42:10	20:29:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you can have to kill the other one because I think it actually brings up another music track when you click onto
20:29:51:27	20:29:57:03	Brin [GM]	if I can figure it out where is
20:29:58:13	20:30:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	the music tab. The one that looks like a little note click on
20:30:03:17	20:30:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	that and then there should be a bunch of music yeah yeah okay
20:30:05:19	20:30:11:17	Brin [GM]	so many let me stop all these give me a second. Stop, stop, stop
20:30:08:02	20:30:09:09	Chris [TBD]	there’s like more than one play
20:30:10:20	20:30:11:23	Chris [TBD]	or more than two i mean
20:30:10:27	20:30:15:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perhaps we could try some of this porridge while we’re waiting.
20:30:15:19	20:30:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	excellent idea porridge and chopsticks i am a true renaissance portal when i
20:30:26:16	20:30:31:05	Steve [Nortle]	put my when when i put my chopsticks in the porridge do they change color
20:30:31:05	20:30:38:23	Steve [Nortle]	but that’s
20:30:33:28	20:30:34:26	Brin [GM]	get
20:30:38:23	20:30:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	just the color of porridge no it’s
20:30:42:01	20:30:48:14	Brin [GM]	bit old they had to tap into the food storage in the basement which unfortunately, in these times
20:30:50:17	20:30:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	can you wait can you just
20:30:55:12	20:30:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	fine now
20:30:56:29	20:31:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	just so foul nothing nothing like like like foul f -o -u damn it
20:30:59:05	20:31:01:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s wrong with being foul?
20:31:01:19	20:31:06:25	Brin [GM]	that isn’t
20:31:08:07	20:31:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s gross yeah okay please
20:31:09:02	20:31:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I will pray over the food and it will be fine, okay?
20:31:10:22	20:31:19:23	Steve [Nortle]	well you pray i put me chop sticks into each one to purify them But I lick after each just to clear it off.
20:31:18:19	20:31:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are closed.
20:31:22:29	20:31:24:18	Brin [GM]	This place is not grossy.
20:31:23:23	20:31:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright. I will offer the benediction over food and we pray that Pansy has increased
20:31:33:28	20:31:37:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in her skill since last time we partook
20:31:36:11	20:31:37:17	Brin [GM]	And you hear from the kitchen
20:31:40:26	20:31:46:02	Chris [TBD]	I’ve still got some food left over from Chomama in my to-go box So I’m good. I’m,
20:31:40:27	20:31:42:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like
20:31:45:13	20:31:57:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m having nightmares from last time we ate this and I know what happened to me but I will never I can’t be rude and reject someone’s offering so
20:31:49:02	20:31:50:05	Chris [TBD]	You’ve sympathetic bar.
20:31:56:26	20:32:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	you can yes you wait can you wait can i can i just purify
20:31:57:10	20:32:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna have to eat this i just
20:31:59:22	20:32:00:01	Brin [GM]	of you
20:32:05:16	20:32:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	prayed over it what could be more pure oh you think your prayers
20:32:06:27	20:32:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	no that’s why idios blessed me with the ability to do this can you just let me do it okay fine
20:32:13:15	20:32:19:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are better than mine is that what you’re saying do you know how long i’ve been praying
20:32:15:08	20:32:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna here i’m going to grab my portion okay yep okay you eat that then son of an owl
20:32:17:09	20:32:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	my
20:32:19:11	20:32:30:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m going to eat it i’m not looking at you while eating yeah we might be okay though but
20:32:30:26	20:32:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	chopstick in there.
20:32:32:04	20:32:45:18	Steve [Nortle]	My stick -chop, it’s
20:32:33:08	20:32:35:27	Brin [GM]	Your stick chop Okay?
20:32:36:28	20:32:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	purified like food and water and then i’m not gonna even eat it i’m gotta act like i eat it like where you like do the
20:32:42:29	20:32:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	whole thing and just like throw it behind you yeah yeah yeah all right then it just ends up
20:32:45:18	20:32:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	porridge.
20:32:46:17	20:32:50:20	Brin [GM]	There’s definitely a couple dogs, except they don’t like oatmeal.
20:32:52:21	20:33:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dogs won’t even eat it thank you pansy thank you
20:32:54:23	20:32:59:06	Brin [GM]	You guys, it’s really not that bad, okay? It’s just oatmeal.
20:33:01:23	20:33:16:02	Steve [Nortle]	this is the most exquisite oatmeal i’ve ever had in my life and i
20:33:06:06	20:33:07:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:33:07:06	20:33:08:14	Brin [GM]	fresh milk
20:33:07:29	20:33:10:14	Dave [Xeros]	can you still get poisoned with the chopsticks
20:33:12:13	20:33:14:14	Brin [GM]	at least food wise
20:33:16:02	20:33:22:02	Steve [Nortle]	mean even though it makes no sense nortle most definitely would be using his chopsticks to try to eat the porridge
20:33:22:02	20:33:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	like it’s like like beasts in beauty of the beast trying to eat off the spoon
20:33:24:07	20:33:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s gonna be here for a while
20:33:25:03	20:33:29:28	Dave [Xeros]	gonna be here all night make sure you get some rest
20:33:34:04	20:33:38:25	Chris [TBD]	So we’re looking at Basel’s map, right?
20:33:35:12	20:33:36:08	Brin [GM]	to Beauty and the Beast
20:33:39:11	20:33:50:09	Brin [GM]	she’s marked very sloppily a few areas only two And she has marked over here by this, it’s hard to tell.
20:33:50:16	20:33:54:16	Brin [GM]	This waterfall? Can you guys see that? I can zoom in.
20:33:53:09	20:34:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	zoom in can’t you yep you can there you go you can zoome farther i think oh that that that
20:33:55:22	20:33:59:16	Brin [GM]	Give me one second. It’s backwards. Here we go. We’re going.
20:34:00:19	20:34:03:13	Brin [GM]	I’m trying. I’m getting it figured out here.
20:34:05:06	20:34:09:09	Brin [GM]	Over here is this waterfall. Was it this one Dave? Did we talk about this?
20:34:10:25	20:34:12:24	Brin [GM]	All right. We’re just gonna pretend that it’s this one.
20:34:12:01	20:34:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	oh we’re going all the way over to idios
20:34:15:28	20:34:18:12	Brin [GM]	No we’re not. This is a huge mistake. I made a huge mistakes.
20:34:18:27	20:34:20:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t don’t look over there
20:34:20:02	20:34:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	i would have it up there like yeah
20:34:21:24	20:34:33:03	Brin [GM]	This is perfect. Okay shh quiet everyone quiet. i made a change boom this waterfall right here okay it’s secluded no we’re not
20:34:24:12	20:34:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	there’s one right there yep we’re gonna go through uh a town that’s like completely taken over by children by the way
20:34:26:29	20:34:28:11	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah. Nice.
20:34:33:03	20:34:33:28	Steve [Nortle]	Is that Fascia?
20:34:33:29	20:34:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	that’s no that’s rivers where you guys yeah
20:34:34:08	20:34:36:09	Brin [GM]	we will literally be here until two in the morning
20:34:36:02	20:34:36:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
20:34:37:10	20:34:47:20	Brin [GM]	okay and this is this is the this is The Dragonborn place, right? Okay awesome which I just ignore that name.
20:34:41:26	20:34:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you can’t because that’s kava’s last name
20:34:51:06	20:34:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	and yeah okay great
20:34:52:17	20:34:56:08	Brin [GM]	okay so the nickname of this place is Destination Desiccation
20:34:57:19	20:35:07:03	Brin [GM]	okay does that sound good it’s just a nickname all right and this is perfect this is great okay so these two part these there’s x’s red x’s over these two locations
20:34:58:04	20:34:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. Yep, nickname.
20:35:07:22	20:35:15:14	Brin [GM]	okay you got your map um what else do i need to tell you there’s three places but only two
20:35:12:27	20:35:13:27	Chris [TBD]	There was three places.
20:35:16:05	20:35:16:22	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
20:35:17:03	20:35:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	So you’re saying the mist these pillars of smoke they’re so far away that it’s hard so they’re just in that direction but let’s narrow it down.
20:35:24:19	20:35:32:08	Brin [GM]	to tell where they’re coming from yeah it’s like it’s Like A Forest Fire Two States Over kind of vibes you know what I mean like the sky
20:35:31:21	20:35:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
20:35:32:08	20:35:38:11	Brin [GM]	dark you know it’s there but you can’t tell where. It’s like finding the end of
20:35:42:27	20:35:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for the prophetess um saluna could yes one of the one of
20:35:45:04	20:35:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Salune could, right?
20:35:49:29	20:35:57:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	prophets did find the end of rainbow yes and then he gave it to all the children
20:35:51:23	20:35:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right. That’s where he got all of his gold, right?”
20:35:57:08	20:35:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	as they went on to crusade
20:35:57:15	20:36:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I remember reading that differently, but that’s fine.” It was like, he said, “‘Hey, once you go on this crusade and you come back, I’ll give you a lot of gold.’”
20:35:59:16	20:36:00:27	Chris [TBD]	What are we talking about?
20:36:08:21	20:36:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	And then he sent them on the crusade.
20:36:11:00	20:36:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s an incredibly narrow assessment
20:36:13:01	20:36:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	see in order remembers it is there something wrong with you I feel like ever since we came back from school, you’ve just been missing a lot
20:36:13:25	20:36:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
20:36:24:28	20:36:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	of your religious law. Are you okay? Is there something’s wrong?
20:36:30:22	20:36:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know what you’re talking about i just i made the rainbow comment just now about religious lore did you i did
20:36:32:28	20:36:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	You seem a little off
20:36:39:08	20:36:48:05	Dave [Xeros]	but then you’re trying to make it sound like he actually gave the gold to the children but he didn’t he like said go on the children’s crusade and when you get back
20:36:48:05	20:36:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	there’s a big prize it didn’t even say gold he said prize in store for yes no i didn’t i mean
20:36:52:08	20:36:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you even eat your porridge?
20:36:57:22	20:37:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	tell the truth i didn ‘nt i didn’T want to get sick hey hey and i’m gonna pull out a couple of gold pieces i’m like hey sorry about that and i am going to hand them too probably more money
20:37:01:07	20:37:02:03	Brin [GM]	you mopping the floor
20:37:15:15	20:37:16:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:37:16:01	20:37:17:09	Chris [TBD]	he’s like
20:37:17:15	20:37:26:23	Dave [Xeros]	like is he a drow is he like a drows elf please tell I mean, okay. He’s Michael Fajaxon’s little brother?
20:37:17:25	20:37:20:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s just slipping on the porridge, right?
20:37:26:08	20:37:28:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah. It was strange.
20:37:28:05	20:37:29:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s the Fajaction Four?
20:37:30:12	20:37:31:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes yes
20:37:33:20	20:37:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
20:37:35:08	20:37:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so it appears that the markings Basil made is in the same direction as the mist
20:37:43:01	20:37:53:08	Brin [GM]	which but it looks like you’ve got some choices you can either go to destination desiccation i made a huge mistake doing that or this waterhole
20:37:53:08	20:38:00:12	Brin [GM]	which were not no i didn’t i mean it doesn’t really have a name we’re Not Really Sure um where that is so
20:37:59:29	20:38:06:25	Chris [TBD]	Well, we’ve been taught very clearly not to go chasing waterfalls so let’s destination desiccation. Absolutely.
20:38:03:16	20:38:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Destination desiccation. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, that’s right. Uh-huh.
20:38:07:14	20:38:11:09	Brin [GM]	fantastic have a great journey don’t let the door hit you on the way out
20:38:08:29	20:38:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	Nope, nope, nope. Hey!
20:38:12:17	20:38:15:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re just outside all of a sudden
20:38:13:09	20:38:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	If we’re going to destination desiccation, can we get something to drink to take with us?
20:38:19:27	20:38:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	I mean we’re doing this whole piece for free. We’re doing it out of the kindness of our hearts plus 12 now.
20:38:24:21	20:38:31:28	Chris [TBD]	I feel like every time in the previous episodes that you reached into your bag of holding and pulled out a drink,
20:38:32:04	20:38:42:12	Chris [TBD]	really what was happening is you were just pulling from this castle’s stash of Just a hand that would come out and grab it.
20:38:39:02	20:38:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	There would just be a hand that would come
20:38:44:17	20:38:46:00	Steve [Nortle]	Zen Spire now.
20:38:45:12	20:38:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	is yeah that place’s stash it’s it’s actually a
20:38:46:12	20:38:47:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay.
20:38:49:12	20:38:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	hidden coffer that was underneath yes they
20:38:49:28	20:38:52:24	Chris [TBD]	Got it got it.
20:38:52:11	20:38:58:03	Brin [GM]	allow you all to take one drink to go okay these drinks are so ridiculous
20:38:58:03	20:39:06:18	Brin [GM]	but they’re supposed to be rare so okay we have we have the laranoon elixir
20:39:02:28	20:39:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	Is it the same like
20:39:07:20	20:39:15:18	Brin [GM]	saltwater whistle whiskey um the draught of ashes love tap nectar or the ember wine
20:39:18:02	20:39:18:29	Chris [TBD]	What’s the whiskey one again?
20:39:22:26	20:39:28:17	Brin [GM]	this one is the tropical flavored one as relaxing benefits
20:39:23:17	20:39:24:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is just one of them.
20:39:28:17	20:39:38:09	Brin [GM]	gives you temporary hp um your movement becomes fluid fluid you have advantage on acrobatics checks
20:39:38:11	20:39:48:03	Brin [GM]	uh as an action you can inhale a soft mist or exhale a softness sorry and kind of disguise
20:39:48:03	20:39:55:12	Brin [GM]	yourself be quiet eros uh
20:39:48:27	20:39:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	inhale a soft mist too here that’s a good religious experience basil’s not in this what
20:39:51:11	20:39:51:28	Chris [TBD]	Get rid of the black?
20:39:55:12	20:40:05:21	Brin [GM]	oh oh sorry yes she is she’s in the corner what up douchebags you’re back
20:39:58:01	20:40:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just yelling at me like the whole time. Hey, yeah, I hear you’re all
20:40:05:28	20:40:07:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil! You’re feeling better!
20:40:07:16	20:40:09:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I hear you’re all hands being played.
20:40:09:07	20:40:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	hands these days.
20:40:09:07	20:40:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	What are you going
20:40:11:16	20:40:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I cast Mage Hand.
20:40:12:23	20:40:15:19	Brin [GM]	my name i don’t know why you guys keep calling me basil
20:40:15:15	20:40:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I cast Mage Hand you have a Mage Hand
20:40:16:05	20:40:17:03	Chris [TBD]	What’s your new name?
20:40:17:12	20:40:19:22	Brin [GM]	Oh, thanks. Appreciate it.
20:40:18:09	20:40:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, she got a new name. What’s your what’s your new name? Basil?
20:40:21:06	20:40:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	to do with that Rage Hand?
20:40:23:25	20:40:25:02	Brin [GM]	Stop calling me that.
20:40:25:04	20:40:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, what’s a new named Basil? Razzle Rosemary. All right.
20:40:27:13	20:40:31:12	Brin [GM]	My name is Rosemary.
20:40:32:20	20:40:33:26	Chris [TBD]	Rosemary. Clever.
20:40:33:09	20:40:33:24	Brin [GM]	Yeah.
20:40:34:11	20:40:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	I support your sis
20:40:35:26	20:40:44:01	Brin [GM]	I tasted some for the first time today. It was pretty good so I decided that’s going to be my new name. I like basil. It’s a gross herb.
20:40:42:13	20:40:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	OK, Basil, she’s
20:40:45:06	20:40:46:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s beautiful
20:40:47:21	20:40:49:12	Brin [GM]	I’m going to my room. You guys suck.
20:40:51:20	20:40:52:28	Brin [GM]	Hear the door slam
20:40:54:16	20:41:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so if I pay you enough can you just slap her really hard?
20:40:55:17	20:40:58:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like 30 feet before Mage Hand disappears off her arm
20:41:00:05	20:41:05:23	Brin [GM]	and And you can hear in there, she’s brushing her hair with a mage hand. Finally!
20:41:05:14	20:41:06:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	drops to the floor
20:41:07:04	20:41:08:03	Brin [GM]	So nice.
20:41:08:10	20:41:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah Basil, you kind of looked like crap.
20:41:10:26	20:41:11:12	Brin [GM]	Cute.
20:41:13:13	20:41:16:26	Brin [GM]	From the room and the closed door… Fuck you!
20:41:17:20	20:41:18:07	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh, yep.
20:41:17:27	20:41:18:24	Brin [GM]	Did you hear that?
20:41:19:22	20:41:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Where’s the square jar?
20:41:19:26	20:41:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	You couldn’t pay me enough.
20:41:21:02	20:41:23:04	Brin [GM]	There is no swear drawer. What are you talking about?
20:41:23:09	20:41:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yeah okay.
20:41:25:24	20:41:29:11	Brin [GM]	All right. Give me the swear drawer- No, I won’t swear. I promise.
20:41:29:26	20:41:30:19	Steve [Nortle]	I believe
20:41:29:29	20:41:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Actually I bought you a little treasure box to put it in. One, I’m going to go grab it.
20:41:32:01	20:41:33:05	Brin [GM]	No, you didn’t.
20:41:34:00	20:41:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i write on the back of one of these just for some notes uh
20:41:34:27	20:41:36:13	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh.
20:41:36:26	20:41:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll be back one second.
20:41:38:02	20:41:39:19	Brin [GM]	You actually bought one?
20:41:39:19	20:41:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	It did.
20:41:40:29	20:41:47:10	Brin [GM]	Freakin’ Eros, if you didn’t set up all this stuff—just kidding I would still show up.
20:41:49:27	20:41:50:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what was the drink you just
20:41:50:23	20:42:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	read that gives us temporary hp and how much hp does it give us whiskey
20:41:53:17	20:42:04:20	Brin [GM]	It gives you the saltwater whistle whiskey…oh he’s got it! There ya go here’s the other one okay and i’ll take these to go…he is a
20:41:55:08	20:41:56:17	Chris [TBD]	I got it right here.
20:41:59:10	20:41:59:20	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
20:42:03:14	20:42:04:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it pronounced
20:42:05:27	20:42:06:07	Chris [TBD]	What?
20:42:08:13	20:42:09:06	Brin [GM]	whiskey!
20:42:12:17	20:42:14:07	Chris [TBD]	Exhale some mist.
20:42:16:11	20:42:19:07	Chris [TBD]	Creations of your choice in an area must succeed on wisdom save.
20:42:19:05	20:42:23:15	Brin [GM]	I secretly don’t want you guys to have these drinks actually for this next thing.
20:42:25:20	20:42:26:20	Brin [GM]	it’s really gonna
20:42:29:02	20:42:30:11	Brin [GM]	F some stuff up
20:42:32:07	20:42:47:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or for you sweet okay we’ll take them oh this
20:42:35:00	20:42:35:24	Brin [GM]	so
20:42:39:03	20:42:45:15	Brin [GM]	oh my gosh this is I just want you all to know that I do not support this
20:42:44:07	20:42:47:01	Chris [TBD]	it is funny though
20:42:47:02	20:42:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is the swear chest
20:42:47:26	20:42:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s the swear chest.
20:42:48:13	20:42:49:23	Chris [TBD]	the boo box
20:42:49:06	20:42:50:03	Brin [GM]	my will
20:42:49:07	20:42:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh the boo box
20:42:51:13	20:42:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	Boo-boo box!
20:42:51:25	20:42:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	Can you please put a coin in the sweat chest for us, please?
20:42:55:11	20:42:58:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	every time you swear you have to put a scorpion in the boo boxes
20:42:58:19	20:42:58:29	Brin [GM]	to
20:42:59:20	20:43:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	That’s paying for mine and Falclaw’s prayers for you.
20:43:01:01	20:43:07:09	Chris [TBD]	are we going anywhere cold by any chance
20:43:05:18	20:43:06:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	paying
20:43:07:06	20:43:08:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	paying for Christ
20:43:08:26	20:43:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	There are not a lot of cold places around here. We’d have to go…
20:43:11:07	20:43:15:08	Brin [GM]	I don’t give a shit. Just kidding, I do.
20:43:15:29	20:43:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	No! Nope! No, you can’t!
20:43:17:22	20:43:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:43:20:08	20:43:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	No, shut the box!
20:43:20:13	20:43:27:13	Brin [GM]	You said bitch earlier so I got to take one out. What?
20:43:22:18	20:43:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	Shut the box.
20:43:25:02	20:43:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’ll put one in. Here you go.
20:43:28:05	20:43:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	And mine was description. It wasn’t like, no it’s not.
20:43:33:01	20:43:33:19	Brin [GM]	Mine are all
20:43:34:24	20:43:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	No, no.
20:43:40:09	20:43:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can someone tell me how much HP I get from this whiskey
20:43:41:05	20:43:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
20:43:41:09	20:43:46:28	Chris [TBD]	I didn’t see it.
20:43:44:12	20:43:56:08	Brin [GM]	says temporary health. Temporary HP is
20:43:48:28	20:43:51:28	Chris [TBD]	2d6 plus pb yet
20:43:57:01	20:44:06:24	Chris [TBD]	gain temporary hp equal to 2d 6 plus peanut butter pb I don’t know
20:44:03:29	20:44:05:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	personal best
20:44:04:10	20:44:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	PB2.
20:44:06:10	20:44:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, personal best.
20:44:08:26	20:44:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	Perpetual bachelor
20:44:10:00	20:44:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	I thought
20:44:11:05	20:44:11:22	Chris [TBD]	What is PB?
20:44:12:21	20:44:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	Prostate bumps.
20:44:18:06	20:44:22:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, sweet. I’ll just take the 2d6.
20:44:22:25	20:44:23:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
20:44:23:05	20:44:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	No one’s going to top that one?
20:44:25:18	20:44:28:07	Steve [Nortle]	of one but I have restraint
20:44:27:26	20:44:30:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, take a step back. Okay, that’s fine.
20:44:29:26	20:44:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, I’m gonna drink some as well
20:44:33:08	20:44:36:28	Brin [GM]	whiskey you have lots of drinks to choose from
20:44:33:22	20:44:39:10	Steve [Nortle]	Sure That’s okay We can keep moving this way
20:44:41:13	20:44:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	Is it been long enough that we could consider
20:44:49:07	20:44:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	We long rested, right?
20:44:49:14	20:44:52:21	Steve [Nortle]	long-rested and we’re back to normal.
20:44:51:00	20:44:52:07	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to…
20:44:53:28	20:45:05:08	Brin [GM]	to Ursa’s cave it’s in and if you even put your big toe in that hot spring it’s considered a long song your thumb and look like a big toe uh
20:44:57:10	20:44:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right.
20:45:01:29	20:45:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, you know what? If we teleport there it might actually get us there quicker so if we just want to go there and sit in the hot spring
20:45:11:21	20:45:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	and boil it again good yeah they i think it because because the cave was right here like
20:45:13:24	20:45:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, you mean the cave is on our way? Like we could teleport to the cave and…
20:45:19:06	20:45:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	next to kish right and so if you go just directly directly north from there we should we don’t have to like try to like you know catch the fairy man again
20:45:20:01	20:45:25:16	Brin [GM]	yeah it was yeah he’s right it’s it does get you yep it’s like right over here
20:45:26:19	20:45:33:10	Chris [TBD]	for Aiden.
20:45:29:15	20:45:30:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You mean Balin.
20:45:30:06	20:45:31:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Vaylin.
20:45:32:25	20:45:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Baden.
20:45:33:03	20:45:41:07	Brin [GM]	balen yeah his name is balin don’t don’t
20:45:35:14	20:45:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	heard.
20:45:36:17	20:45:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey uh before we hey maybe uh before before we go slash on the way
20:45:38:10	20:45:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	We don’t have to…
20:45:43:18	20:45:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	And then…
20:45:46:05	20:45:56:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that music sheet that you gave us we also grabbed a music sheet from Baden are these can we compare and contrast real quick
20:45:56:20	20:45:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we make a Venn diagram sweet
20:45:59:25	20:46:02:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna draw on the castle wall right
20:46:00:02	20:46:04:15	Brin [GM]	oh yes great okay so the sheet music
20:46:10:09	20:46:14:13	Chris [TBD]	couldn’t read them because it was a different thing
20:46:12:13	20:46:15:24	Brin [GM]	because it was in a mythical mermaid language
20:46:16:22	20:46:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or we couldn’t play it at least because it’s like mythical yeah i was i was trying to help you
20:46:18:11	20:46:19:28	Brin [GM]	That’s right, It Was Underwater!
20:46:21:11	20:46:24:11	Brin [GM]	Shut up, I didn’t figure out the details. Stop, stop it.
20:46:23:08	20:46:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you never like and we rolled really well actually.
20:46:27:24	20:46:29:27	Brin [GM]	When do you not roll well on performance?
20:46:30:10	20:46:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey can we try it? Can we try to perform this again real quick?
20:46:32:03	20:46:33:28	Brin [GM]	Nein, Rudy! Okay?
20:46:32:25	20:46:37:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay but the other
20:46:37:08	20:46:48:16	Brin [GM]	The other one is just lyrics, okay? But it’s only a chunk of it so it’s ripped So it’s like if you tore a page into fourths, okay?
20:46:37:14	20:47:02:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	may the
20:46:48:20	20:46:55:03	Brin [GM]	And it’s rolled up. You unroll it and you place over the top and the lyrics match with one,
20:46:57:18	20:46:58:06	Chris [TBD]	What?
20:46:58:23	20:47:00:18	Dave [Xeros]	Guys were missing the climax of the song.
20:46:59:22	20:47:00:23	Chris [TBD]	Good clue
20:47:02:05	20:47:09:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tides oh yes who’s gonna make play
20:47:03:08	20:47:10:17	Brin [GM]	Would you guys like to hear some of the lyrics? Okay, so the ones that you found… Guys, I have the… I recorded this song.
20:47:05:10	20:47:06:22	Chris [TBD]	Yes please
20:47:09:14	20:47:18:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it boo -boo
20:47:11:23	20:47:15:11	Brin [GM]	It sounds like dog shit. Oh, sorry.
20:47:14:07	20:47:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, we’re supposed to load that up. Oh drop it.
20:47:15:10	20:47:22:25	Steve [Nortle]	we just get to use these coins that are in the box right like
20:47:22:25	20:47:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	that’s company money this is our per diem
20:47:23:18	20:47:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
20:47:25:22	20:47:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s company money. It buys us a really nice dinner eventually. Yeah, pretty much.
20:47:25:26	20:47:26:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
20:47:31:17	20:47:33:07	Dave [Xeros]	Actually once it gets full
20:47:34:08	20:47:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	Bryn has to take us out to dinner.
20:47:36:07	20:47:44:24	Brin [GM]	gonna get full it can’t get full because this is all I’ve got they won’t - it’s
20:47:40:26	20:47:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	Well, once all of those are in there then Bryn
20:47:45:11	20:47:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	been the most culinary rpg i’ve ever played
20:47:47:29	20:47:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	we do have to make eat them
20:47:50:20	20:47:52:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	play the song i want to hear what you made
20:47:51:28	20:47:56:28	Brin [GM]	to ooh yeah when I think about playing
20:47:53:26	20:48:04:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or tell us the lyrics at least we this is a safe this is the safe stream
20:47:56:28	20:48:07:04	Brin [GM]	it makes me sweaty so probably not I’m scared you don’t understand I made this
20:48:01:10	20:48:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	song play this song
20:48:02:23	20:48:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	release the song
20:48:04:27	20:48:26:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	safe stream yes we appreciate your vulnerability cool
20:48:05:29	20:48:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	is the safest place you’ll ever be
20:48:07:27	20:48:15:12	Brin [GM]	I recorded it in um literally two minutes on garage and app on my phone so it sounds like
20:48:15:12	20:48:25:29	Brin [GM]	I’m not joking I’ll say the word again it really does sound so bad and I’ve I made it sound like it was supposed to be underwater so it’s like 10 times worse than it should
20:48:25:16	20:48:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	she really wants to be part of our world
20:48:25:29	20:48:36:16	Brin [GM]	be. She really does. No, she just wants to remember that she was. Okay so the first
20:48:26:28	20:48:36:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	part of your world don’t
20:48:34:18	20:48:38:23	Steve [Nortle]	so it’s really more what’s my name again then what’s my age again?
20:48:37:13	20:48:48:28	Brin [GM]	couple of lines hold on I have to be really careful. So you have found wait a minute. You found the notes and then you guys found the ripped piece
20:48:41:14	20:48:42:13	Steve [Nortle]	What’s my age again
20:48:44:19	20:48:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	Blink-182. I’m turning into dust now
20:48:45:13	20:48:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	yep
20:48:49:16	20:48:49:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to me
20:48:50:20	20:48:58:14	Brin [GM]	Basil that’s right okay so you guys found the sheet music that had the actual notes on it
20:48:52:01	20:48:52:23	Chris [TBD]	was the nose
20:48:58:14	20:49:05:24	Brin [GM]	basil had one yeah and it sounds like a piece of sheet um basil had
20:49:05:24	20:49:15:27	Brin [GM]	one fourth of the page ripped honestly i could probably do this in the thirds actually hold on guys i gotta think about
20:49:15:27	20:49:24:10	Brin [GM]	this for a second if i did this one
20:49:25:12	20:49:34:27	Brin [GM]	this one okay but the end part’s kind of useless anyways okay so basil found these are the lyrics
20:49:34:27	20:49:42:07	Brin [GM]	I’m not going to play the song yet because you guys have to figure something out first.
20:49:43:25	20:49:51:26	Brin [GM]	The first part says, been trying to remember my mother’s face. Something so important should never fade. Here I am trying to recall
20:49:53:17	20:50:05:12	Brin [GM]	here I am trying to recall the faintest memory but there’s nothing there at all. All I taste is ashes the lingering scent of Lara Noon I can almost feel
20:50:05:12	20:50:12:28	Brin [GM]	the touch of his scales. The sound of water whistles on the bay, okay? That’s all the lyrics that you’ve found so far.
20:50:17:11	20:50:18:06	Chris [TBD]	please
20:50:17:28	20:50:29:14	Brin [GM]	Yes. All I taste is ashes the lingering scent of Larinune. I can almost feel the touch with his scales the sound of water whistles
20:50:35:12	20:50:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	because that last little soliloquy didn’t rhyme super well but is it lyrics or is it kind of broken up
20:50:43:01	20:50:45:03	Brin [GM]	is yes they are lyrics
20:50:44:29	20:50:49:26	Steve [Nortle]	Do you need me to do scansion on it, I can break out whether it’s in pentameter or not
20:50:47:06	20:50:57:14	Chris [TBD]	So in, hold on, hold On. In her dream state Her sleepwalking state Basil wrote these lyrics down
20:50:57:20	20:50:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	no she found it
20:50:58:16	20:51:10:12	Brin [GM]	had while she was sleeping she X marked these spots but she already had a torn piece of this page you guys gained one
20:51:08:17	20:51:11:20	Chris [TBD]	On her possession Got it
20:51:10:12	20:51:14:04	Brin [GM]	from the trial of taste and she already had one
20:51:13:20	20:51:15:00	Chris [TBD]	Okay
20:51:17:02	20:51:26:03	Chris [TBD]	Clearly we got some better clues Now his scales
20:51:19:29	20:51:27:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we didn’t know yeah from that i mean it’s similar to the journal but But in the song lyrics here, it says his scales. Which we just knew there were scales.
20:51:26:03	20:51:29:02	Chris [TBD]	You think if Baden’s a merman
20:51:29:01	20:51:34:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no. I think there’s somebody else. No, there’s no merman. There’s none. There’s not.
20:51:30:07	20:51:32:16	Chris [TBD]	Merman Merman
20:51:34:22	20:51:35:26	Brin [GM]	thank you Jesse
20:51:35:05	20:51:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	Merman
20:51:36:06	20:51:41:07	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, then how did the eggs get fertilized? You know the eggs that just right out
20:51:40:20	20:51:42:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s C-man
20:51:41:29	20:51:42:07	Chris [TBD]	B
20:51:46:12	20:51:48:16	Brin [GM]	I’m so sorry. Is the porridge really that bad?
20:51:48:10	20:51:54:21	Chris [TBD]	No, sorry. We were just thinking about giant squishy eggs.
20:51:48:24	20:51:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t even eat the porridge Oh
20:51:58:18	20:52:00:17	Chris [TBD]	Actually that was a 19. I’m good on that one.
20:51:59:24	20:52:05:09	Brin [GM]	I feel bad for your wives. Can’t imagine what you guys did when they delivered your children.
20:52:02:14	20:52:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	I was in the Arby’s drive through No, I’m kidding I wasn’t. Actually, I’m kidding. I almost was in the
20:52:03:10	20:52:03:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stronger.
20:52:05:09	20:52:07:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I was there. It was amazing.
20:52:05:14	20:52:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, but remember…
20:52:07:02	20:52:11:10	Brin [GM]	I’m sure you were good lordy.
20:52:14:08	20:52:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	Arby’s drive-thru.
20:52:14:19	20:52:17:02	Chris [TBD]	The Arby is driving…
20:52:17:12	20:52:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a story there Anyway this
20:52:19:14	20:52:20:17	Brin [GM]	Oh boy.
20:52:19:20	20:52:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:52:22:04	20:52:24:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Those thin slices.
20:52:22:15	20:52:23:17	Chris [TBD]	Cheddar roast beef.
20:52:23:25	20:52:25:11	Brin [GM]	oh gosh
20:52:24:06	20:52:24:29	Steve [Nortle]	Bryn
20:52:25:18	20:52:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
20:52:26:06	20:52:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	what were you saying
20:52:28:02	20:52:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So wait, so in the journal, I think it was from the journal
20:52:33:11	20:52:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sicily we kind of figured out she’s not in love with Baden.
20:52:37:19	20:52:39:01	Chris [TBD]	No we didn’t figure that out.
20:52:39:07	20:52:40:09	Dave [Xeros]	Baden’s in love with her.
20:52:40:05	20:52:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Baden is in love for her and there’s some other I’m pretty sure there’s some other dude yes prince is that is
20:52:44:22	20:52:46:26	Chris [TBD]	There’s another dude. The prince.
20:52:47:07	20:52:56:18	Steve [Nortle]	he is the son of Ursa
20:52:49:02	20:52:51:18	Chris [TBD]	And who was obsessed with mermaids?
20:52:52:03	20:53:03:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that his scales is that who we’re talking about we should go to destination desiccation
20:52:53:28	20:52:54:16	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
20:52:57:13	20:52:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the dragon.
20:53:01:28	20:53:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	Well that’s…
20:53:02:20	20:53:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	show us your guitar
20:53:04:08	20:53:04:26	Chris [TBD]	Desecration!
20:53:04:29	20:53:10:12	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll learn more about maybe Dragonborn there. right? It’s Dragon Ball
20:53:08:05	20:53:09:08	Chris [TBD]	They got scales.
20:53:09:14	20:53:13:06	Brin [GM]	it is the origin of the dragonborns
20:53:10:24	20:53:14:18	Chris [TBD]	They’ve got scales? Oh, crap. Dragons have scales too.
20:53:15:22	20:53:16:07	Dave [Xeros]	like
20:53:16:25	20:53:19:24	Chris [TBD]	Son of Ursa. I was thinking it was a Merman still.
20:53:18:28	20:53:21:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mr intelligence over there
20:53:19:12	20:53:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	Nah, nah
20:53:21:14	20:53:21:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
20:53:23:28	20:53:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	You got it
20:53:23:29	20:53:24:17	Chris [TBD]	Suddenly.
20:53:25:05	20:53:26:09	Brin [GM]	to find two creatures
20:53:26:04	20:53:32:14	Chris [TBD]	Listen, intelligence doesn’t mean you’re smart. It just means you can cast really good spells. That’s all it means.
20:53:33:27	20:53:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s really just like reading the right books
20:53:34:13	20:53:35:08	Chris [TBD]	wisdom
20:53:36:09	20:53:38:02	Brin [GM]	like a true wizard
20:53:37:11	20:53:42:05	Chris [TBD]	that’s really what it is let’s blow some stuff up
20:53:39:13	20:53:46:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re teleporting first
20:53:39:19	20:53:51:11	Brin [GM]	alright so you guys are on your way that is you x marks the spot you you gab you all put your um pinky finger on
20:53:46:20	20:54:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey how
20:53:47:01	20:53:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
20:53:51:11	20:54:00:01	Brin [GM]	your dimension door key and okay you come in oh hey guys
20:53:52:19	20:53:54:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a shame as my ring finger
20:54:00:18	20:54:06:00	Dave [Xeros]	just need to get something to eat real quick and then we’re going to just touch We gotta No, we gotta head north
20:54:02:19	20:54:13:26	Brin [GM]	oh i’m your girl whatever whatever food you guys want I’m so happy
20:54:04:06	20:54:11:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are ya she looks like she’s doing a lot better
20:54:07:18	20:54:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to go jump in the water real quick and just boil.
20:54:11:17	20:54:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have waffles
20:54:13:01	20:54:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	What?
20:54:13:26	20:54:23:27	Brin [GM]	you actually do that no i’m
20:54:16:27	20:54:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	Wait.
20:54:19:07	20:54:21:26	Dave [Xeros]	Can I cuss Cone of Silence on her?
20:54:23:27	20:54:29:04	Brin [GM]	gonna stop i promise i’m sorry she wipes away her butter tears okay
20:54:24:12	20:54:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	No!
20:54:29:02	20:54:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s the module. Come on, you just let us eat.
20:54:31:11	20:54:40:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your skin is incredible oh my gosh your scales
20:54:32:19	20:54:44:05	Brin [GM]	and she’s like her face is like really shiny there you go she snaps her fingers
20:54:38:22	20:54:49:07	Steve [Nortle]	You you taste he is telling the truth I can I can taste it
20:54:40:01	20:54:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	Why?
20:54:41:20	20:54:42:06	Dave [Xeros]	See?
20:54:43:22	20:54:46:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, you need to tell the truth. Tell the truth?
20:54:49:08	20:54:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	you taste like
20:54:51:25	20:54:52:14	Chris [TBD]	Popcorn.
20:54:55:08	20:54:58:02	Steve [Nortle]	lettuce yeah
20:54:56:12	20:55:05:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow delicacy
20:55:01:07	20:55:01:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
20:55:01:28	20:55:03:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, budded lettuce.
20:55:02:08	20:55:08:25	Brin [GM]	now? This ain’t no, this ain’t your average romaine. This is butter. This
20:55:03:22	20:55:04:15	Chris [TBD]	Gosh dang.
20:55:08:25	20:55:15:20	Brin [GM]	is some butter lettuce. Okay on the table all of your favorite meals exactly as
20:55:11:04	20:55:19:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay waffles yes
20:55:15:20	20:55:23:19	Brin [GM]	requested up here. Okay you may feast to your heart’s desire. You can take a dip
20:55:23:19	20:55:29:11	Brin [GM]	in the hot spring there’s a nice little privacy screen anyone that wants
20:55:27:16	20:55:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	Ursa you know what?
20:55:30:02	20:55:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	You how did yourself this is unicorn meat This is delicious We’re eating the meal that was our favorite meal
20:55:32:12	20:55:36:12	Chris [TBD]	Wait, what are we doing?
20:55:39:24	20:55:46:29	Brin [GM]	or you’re in ursa’s cavern right now what would you like cheese chips
20:55:40:24	20:55:46:01	Chris [TBD]	I mean… I’ve never done it. Cheese chips please.
20:55:47:10	20:55:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	Does she have a microwave?
20:55:47:16	20:55:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	poverty poverty chips coming right up
20:55:50:11	20:55:57:23	Brin [GM]	you don’t need a microwave oh sure i’m
20:55:51:13	20:55:54:07	Chris [TBD]	You are not allowed. Those are…
20:55:53:14	20:55:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	She just like boils it in margarine
20:55:55:24	20:55:57:14	Chris [TBD]	What poor people call them.
20:55:57:23	20:56:04:07	Brin [GM]	sorry okay cheese chips all your favorite things
20:56:03:22	20:56:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	So gross
20:56:04:07	20:56:10:12	Brin [GM]	you took a dip in the hot spring you guys are you done eating now you’re over here
20:56:07:18	20:56:09:13	Chris [TBD]	So where are we on the map right now?
20:56:08:27	20:56:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	We’re like right here
20:56:10:12	20:56:16:18	Brin [GM]	okay and a cave it does get you a little bit closer because you’re clear
20:56:11:00	20:56:11:10	Chris [TBD]	Keesh!
20:56:12:25	20:56:18:05	Chris [TBD]	That got us closer, but we still gotta cross the water.
20:56:18:28	20:56:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	Well, we just have to go across the bay.
20:56:20:01	20:56:21:15	Brin [GM]	It’s the same distance
20:56:22:20	20:56:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay. Elise got something real to eat. We didn’t have to eat porridge.
20:56:26:04	20:56:27:05	Brin [GM]	That’s True
20:56:29:16	20:56:33:16	Steve [Nortle]	As the porridge I’m eating my pizza with chopsticks
20:56:33:14	20:56:44:26	Brin [GM]	I Knew I Could Rely On You To Make This Exceptional As I Had Planned Steve For The Win On The Stick Chops It Was Destiny Right There
20:56:44:25	20:56:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	Did you say stick?
20:56:44:26	20:56:49:01	Brin [GM]	I Said Am I Really Saying Dick
20:56:48:14	20:56:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stick chops no
20:56:49:10	20:56:53:05	Chris [TBD]	No, not at all. It’s the noise gate.
20:56:49:29	20:56:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s cutting off a little bit in the microphone.
20:56:51:18	20:56:54:05	Brin [GM]	You’re Lying Eros
20:56:54:02	20:56:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m tasting ashes Right now
20:56:55:20	20:56:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:56:57:28	20:57:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	You could get a drought of ashes as well if you want.
20:56:58:00	20:56:59:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s screaming again
20:56:59:29	20:57:03:02	Brin [GM]	I’m so sorry you guys I have scream laugh problems
20:57:01:02	20:57:11:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I just want Ursula to know that
20:57:05:11	20:57:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	You made it peak. It went all the way to the red.
20:57:05:14	20:57:05:29	Brin [GM]	um
20:57:08:21	20:57:10:13	Brin [GM]	I forgive your ears
20:57:12:20	20:57:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can she see the exit gave like is she able to reach it and she could see it oh well that’s okay
20:57:20:09	20:57:22:14	Brin [GM]	yeah, I can see it I just can’t fit
20:57:23:21	20:57:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry I know this is a sensitive topic.
20:57:26:24	20:57:31:10	Brin [GM]	It’s fine I know I’m gonna die here So I was just wanting some company before I go
20:57:30:13	20:57:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to reach really deep in my pants and I’m gonna pull out a polo bar for her. I’m like hey I’m just gonna install this over there One day, with our prayers and help.
20:57:39:09	20:57:41:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what? Okay, okay.
20:57:41:16	20:57:44:13	Brin [GM]	and she can’t grip it because her hands are just too slippery
20:57:44:25	20:57:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s the butter thing. Okay, yeah. All right. I’m going to pull a towel out and wrap it around the bar so you can just soak your margarine into it.
20:57:54:18	20:57:58:26	Brin [GM]	And she grabs the towel and it kind of droops downward. She can’t quite get a grip because it just keeps slipping
20:57:57:16	20:58:01:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s got little T-Rex arms. It’s just like…
20:58:01:22	20:58:03:04	Brin [GM]	You know what? It’s okay.
20:58:03:08	20:58:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’t not. It’s not! Ugh!
20:58:04:18	20:58:05:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:58:07:16	20:58:11:05	Brin [GM]	I’m a lot happier now. You don’t understand.
20:58:07:29	20:58:18:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ursa, ursa, ursa. Just want you to know we might not always be here but anytime you see the moonlight coming through
20:58:18:28	20:58:25:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your cave entrance but you can see the moon
20:58:20:00	20:58:21:23	Brin [GM]	Oh, there is no moonlight in here.
20:58:25:13	20:58:28:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay. She’s a glass is half empty type person.
20:58:26:20	20:58:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought you said you can see that the entrance exit okay
20:58:29:18	20:58:30:11	Chris [TBD]	The entrance.
20:58:32:27	20:58:34:14	Brin [GM]	Nook you can’t really see
20:58:34:08	20:58:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can we just find someone to blow a hole through this cave?
20:58:37:12	20:58:39:10	Chris [TBD]	Nice try. Oh, I can do that.
20:58:37:13	20:58:41:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right i’m gonna find a spell fine
20:58:39:25	20:58:47:26	Brin [GM]	You guys if you guys got some dynamite honestly i just haven’t walked in a little while and
20:58:42:16	20:58:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, we can find that.
20:58:43:11	20:58:44:19	Chris [TBD]	Definitely. Definitely.
20:58:47:21	20:58:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay. We’ll roll you down the hill.
20:58:47:26	20:58:51:29	Brin [GM]	I’m just not really sure if I can anymore.
20:58:49:17	20:58:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:58:50:28	20:58:54:22	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll get you to the ocean, get all that margarine like…
20:58:54:14	20:58:56:09	Chris [TBD]	So wait
20:58:59:09	20:59:00:17	Brin [GM]	You know what this needs?
20:59:03:12	20:59:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? That does not need butter. It doesn’t need butter
20:59:03:15	20:59:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
20:59:03:23	20:59:12:15	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know Ice cream and butter really could go well together They’re both dairy.
20:59:13:05	20:59:14:08	Brin [GM]	just a little more salt.
20:59:13:07	20:59:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	There is this celebration in Iddias that we call Flint that would be nice if he just kind of gave something up for Flint and if he gave something out for Flint
20:59:22:05	20:59:24:26	Chris [TBD]	and gave something up for Flint
20:59:24:23	20:59:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	it would probably need to be food and then maybe okay let’s get out of here oh my gosh guys i’m
20:59:28:01	20:59:30:09	Brin [GM]	I already gave up my son.
20:59:32:17	20:59:36:11	Brin [GM]	I hope you guys come back!
20:59:35:10	20:59:38:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s go we’ll come back just remember to read your pamphlets we’ll be
20:59:38:07	20:59:43:07	Brin [GM]	I you know, I’ve been reading them except it’s just so greasy.
20:59:38:25	20:59:50:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	though we’ll be back i think if we got her some of the what’s the underwater paper called
20:59:43:24	20:59:45:11	Chris [TBD]	they’re just see-through now
20:59:50:19	21:00:01:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what’s this skrail she might be able to that might preserve we’ll get you some skrail it’s
20:59:51:13	20:59:52:22	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah the scale
20:59:51:17	20:59:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	Scrail? Scrail.
20:59:51:18	20:59:51:26	Brin [GM]	paper?
20:59:52:21	20:59:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	square the scrail scrail yeah okay let’S look for some scrail and let’s put
21:00:02:03	21:00:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not a food but it’s not no no okay we should go
21:00:09:18	21:00:11:22	Chris [TBD]	go I’m getting grossed out
21:00:10:16	21:00:20:07	Brin [GM]	right you go out the door you’re at the bottom of the cave you make your way across the water um you’re going right through the orchard again it’s looking
21:00:12:09	21:00:12:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:00:20:07	21:00:25:07	Brin [GM]	a lot better there’s a ton more buds it’s a beautiful walk this is where you were before
21:00:22:25	21:00:24:02	Chris [TBD]	that’s where we were before
21:00:25:07	21:00:35:17	Brin [GM]	this is the orchard did you know that? This is the Orchard that Zen owns. What’s his name?
21:00:27:11	21:00:28:24	Chris [TBD]	that’s what you were getting your drinks
21:00:29:17	21:00:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
21:00:35:12	21:00:35:26	Chris [TBD]	owned
21:00:35:26	21:00:43:10	Brin [GM]	Is that his name owned, owned, still owns but it’s forgotten
21:00:37:21	21:00:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	You know he was a great guy that guy.
21:00:43:23	21:00:45:13	Chris [TBD]	who’s saying that is Aero saying that
21:00:46:05	21:00:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	No it’s from all the things I’ve read about this guy He just seems to be just a good guy No no no That’s Eros talking I read a lot of pamphlets about this guys I hear he’s a good guys
21:00:49:02	21:00:51:09	Chris [TBD]	there’s David talking or Aeros talking right now
21:00:57:04	21:00:57:29	Brin [GM]	okie dokie
21:00:57:10	21:01:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have something else to say here? Because it seems like you’ve been making the wrong turns and there’s something wrong with you
21:01:06:11	21:01:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m not the one who’s being so hostile those are allies
21:01:08:08	21:01:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not
21:01:14:28	21:01:19:23	Dave [Xeros]	guys i just i haven’t had like a real drink like from my stores for a really long time so i’m a
21:01:19:23	21:01:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	little agitated i’ve been agitated since i left school i gave up i gave it up i give it up for
21:01:23:05	21:01:31:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your commitment to the word of wise word of intelligence that you’ve been following
21:01:27:27	21:01:29:28	Chris [TBD]	word of intelligence
21:01:28:23	21:01:36:15	Dave [Xeros]	flint and like yeah word of the word of performance yeah okay
21:01:32:04	21:01:32:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:01:36:15	21:01:40:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	impressive work abstaining from all of those beverages
21:01:40:26	21:01:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	i think i need i needed that i need the yeah thank you i didn’t
21:01:43:01	21:01:51:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	impressive i did
21:01:44:14	21:01:56:04	Brin [GM]	and Flippin Marie gave you one for the road so I know, it was to go So it was in a to-go cup with the lid.
21:01:49:13	21:01:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	drink it it’s like a little
21:01:56:00	21:02:01:23	Dave [Xeros]	a little big gulp cup plastic top so we’re like we’re drinking these really expensive spirits out
21:01:57:07	21:01:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	Mine was a sippy cup.
21:02:01:23	21:02:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	of like it’s like wine in a box gross guys yeah
21:02:03:15	21:02:12:04	Chris [TBD]	do we as we’re passing through the orchard and stuff are those trees looking better like they’re
21:02:04:23	21:02:07:25	Brin [GM]	exactly, ember wine in a box, okay?
21:02:09:09	21:02:10:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can stir it at least
21:02:12:04	21:02:18:17	Chris [TBD]	looking fully flourished well not not she said the orchard is looking better i’m talking specifically
21:02:18:17	21:02:29:25	Chris [TBD]	those seven trees the five trees let’s grab
21:02:18:23	21:02:20:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh the sentinels
21:02:20:20	21:02:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	oh oh the ones with dudes in them
21:02:22:26	21:02:31:28	Brin [GM]	There are large buds now. They are starting to show signs of bearing fruit, okay.
21:02:29:25	21:02:39:08	Chris [TBD]	a couple more of those flowers while we’re here just in case right you want to put them in your inventory my lips
21:02:33:08	21:02:39:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay yes but no but no speaking in this the grove.
21:02:39:08	21:02:42:13	Chris [TBD]	are sealed it’s it’s
21:02:40:23	21:02:43:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a special The Special Grove
21:02:42:17	21:02:47:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s where we learn about the word of intelligence.
21:02:46:21	21:02:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:02:47:10	21:02:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:02:48:09	21:03:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	I remember this, was this where Salune and her sister Shah came down and visited the prophet Idios right there?
21:02:48:26	21:02:50:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No speaking
21:02:49:16	21:02:53:18	Chris [TBD]	it’s sacred is what you’re saying yes i’m getting that
21:02:50:17	21:02:54:15	Brin [GM]	Just don’t dig any holes, you might find some golden plates.
21:02:51:23	21:02:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes Yes
21:03:00:18	21:03:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	Is that it?
21:03:02:01	21:03:04:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	be one of the locations I mean, the trees are older than
21:03:02:11	21:03:10:28	Chris [TBD]	saluna and her sister we don’t
21:03:04:11	21:03:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	I know. Well, I mean, it’s a grove of trees.
21:03:05:04	21:03:09:12	Brin [GM]	I mean let’s be honest nobody knows the exact location right?
21:03:10:28	21:03:15:24	Chris [TBD]	we don’T know the exact location anyways grab some of those
21:03:12:13	21:03:14:03	Brin [GM]	Wink wink a hint of hinta.
21:03:15:24	21:03:24:08	Chris [TBD]	flowers while we’re passing through nice okay that way if we need them noise
21:03:17:09	21:03:26:21	Brin [GM]	Okay and you guys do notice that the roots are kind of all glowing a little bit purple, okay? So it’s like things
21:03:24:08	21:03:35:03	Chris [TBD]	noise cool but the mist is getting thicker.
21:03:26:21	21:03:31:07	Brin [GM]	are looking lively. They’re starting to bloom again.
21:03:32:26	21:03:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	are looking up.
21:03:36:07	21:03:46:15	Brin [GM]	All right. You have made your way to destination desiccation. Alright? You…
21:03:43:17	21:03:45:01	Chris [TBD]	Great vacation spot.
21:03:47:22	21:03:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Why does anybody
21:03:51:03	21:03:52:14	Chris [TBD]	It’s nicknamed this?
21:03:53:18	21:03:54:17	Brin [GM]	this mouse
21:03:54:15	21:03:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	Guys, it only took us one hour to get to our actual place.
21:03:59:17	21:04:01:00	Chris [TBD]	You can’t point that stuff out.
21:04:00:26	21:04:03:00	Brin [GM]	Why am I not
21:04:01:11	21:04:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	destination desiccation if you weren’t eating stuff with your new chopsticks the whole time
21:04:05:19	21:04:07:18	Steve [Nortle]	I agree to disagree.
21:04:05:22	21:04:06:12	Brin [GM]	Found it
21:04:08:04	21:04:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It took you so long to eat that porridge. That first hour was
21:04:11:24	21:04:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	i mean literally yeah you’re just like
21:04:13:20	21:04:17:11	Chris [TBD]	I mean in his defense he was trying to eat porridge with chopsticks.
21:04:16:03	21:04:21:26	Brin [GM]	It’s under desolation, right? No Devotion? Adventures? Where are you?
21:04:17:20	21:04:25:15	Steve [Nortle]	Stick chops! But I didn’t get into an argument with a dragon who’s eating her emotions.
21:04:18:18	21:04:19:15	Chris [TBD]	Stick chops.
21:04:22:24	21:04:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	chibi devotion yeah it’s true that’s the thing is is like if she just I just feel like we could really help her if we’d just staple the mouth shut.
21:04:32:13	21:04:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
21:04:38:20	21:04:39:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I recant.
21:04:41:20	21:04:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	You’re nodding along?
21:04:42:28	21:04:44:14	Chris [TBD]	Are we talking about Basil?
21:04:43:05	21:04:43:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
21:04:45:00	21:04:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	No!
21:04:45:06	21:04:47:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought this was going to a good place.
21:04:46:25	21:04:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	We were talking about the dragon. Yeah, staple her mouth shut, right?
21:04:48:17	21:04:50:18	Chris [TBD]	Dragon? Oh gosh yeah.
21:04:53:03	21:04:54:10	Chris [TBD]	Do a staple on her stomach.
21:04:53:25	21:04:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think metaphorically, yes that could be helpful perhaps. Yes.
21:04:56:08	21:04:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	Metaphorically staple her mouth shut
21:04:59:14	21:05:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	So a ball gag
21:04:59:16	21:05:00:19	Chris [TBD]	you ready
21:05:03:13	21:05:11:00	Brin [GM]	you can still fit a straw she could drink butter that’s gross i find that gross
21:05:05:12	21:05:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay then ball gag
21:05:08:20	21:05:15:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think it’s time that we focus on
21:05:13:17	21:05:22:19	Brin [GM]	I don’t do you know how big of a ball you would have to find oh lordy okay
21:05:14:08	21:05:14:27	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s keep moving.
21:05:16:26	21:05:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I will find a ball I will cast enlarge on it Hey look there’s crows
21:05:18:17	21:05:23:27	Chris [TBD]	for the dragon like a bowling bowling ball or something
21:05:25:05	21:05:38:17	Brin [GM]	You as you approach destination desiccation this is
21:05:31:08	21:05:34:10	Chris [TBD]	we need to explain what it means anymore just look around
21:05:34:06	21:05:36:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a little dry. It’s desiccate.
21:05:38:17	21:05:48:28	Brin [GM]	uh there start to hear a crunch under your feet, okay? This is beyond dry dirt. This dirt looks like it’s
21:05:43:03	21:05:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, this isn’t margarine.
21:05:48:28	21:05:56:19	Brin [GM]	been scorched and then over time it’s stayed that way so it’s like you know when dirt gets
21:05:56:19	21:06:06:05	Brin [GM]	so dry there’s big cracks in it? That’s kind of what I was picturing, okay, exactly. It’s literally called desiccated earth, okay.
21:06:00:08	21:06:00:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Plains.
21:06:03:16	21:06:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	It smells like dragons.
21:06:06:05	21:06:11:08	Brin [GM]	There’s not very many people around, okay let’s get
21:06:13:00	21:06:15:20	Chris [TBD]	where are we coming in
21:06:13:07	21:06:22:25	Brin [GM]	let’s put them on the board please you’re coming in over here okay um this is the only town in
21:06:15:27	21:06:17:07	Dave [Xeros]	We’re coming in up…
21:06:17:18	21:06:17:25	Chris [TBD]	hot
21:06:22:25	21:06:29:06	Brin [GM]	this place um you got your saloon hold on let me see if I can get this over here you got
21:06:29:06	21:06:37:02	Brin [GM]	your saloon over here nope that’s oh
21:06:30:09	21:06:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Saloon, eh?
21:06:31:24	21:06:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, just the saloon.
21:06:32:12	21:06:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the Canadian version.
21:06:36:16	21:06:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	Saloon, eh?
21:06:37:08	21:06:38:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:06:38:15	21:06:40:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a little further north. A little further.
21:06:39:27	21:06:41:23	Chris [TBD]	gosh dang it that was good
21:06:41:17	21:06:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	Damn, that was so good. You deserve a coin for that one. I’ll give you a coin for that One. Here you go.
21:06:42:07	21:06:45:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:06:42:14	21:06:43:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Give him a coin!
21:06:44:04	21:06:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:06:45:08	21:06:53:20	Brin [GM]	no no no yeah you can have two if you’re if you want to sorry here it comes coming in hot oh I’m sucking hold on don’t reach for
21:06:45:16	21:06:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
21:06:46:02	21:06:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:06:47:01	21:06:48:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:06:55:20	21:06:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	My ninja reflexes.
21:06:59:07	21:07:02:08	Steve [Nortle]	But that one landed within Reaching Rain.
21:07:01:09	21:07:11:25	Brin [GM]	great fantastic okay okay um the few people that are outside they are these
21:07:11:25	21:07:22:21	Brin [GM]	people these dragonborns look rough okay these are some rough shady characters they all look like criminals they all got their arms
21:07:20:00	21:07:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys!
21:07:25:13	21:07:28:04	Steve [Nortle]	And where are they in relation to us?
21:07:28:17	21:07:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	looks like these
21:07:32:27	21:07:37:08	Brin [GM]	there’s one there’s two dudes sitting right here on the bridge shut up Eros
21:07:33:12	21:07:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Because we got a couple more hold -ish…
21:07:37:20	21:07:40:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Staple your mouth shut. Stapel it.
21:07:38:11	21:07:39:08	Brin [GM]	damn it
21:07:40:10	21:07:42:21	Chris [TBD]	You want to use these things? Is that what we’re doing here?
21:07:42:02	21:07:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	it in the box. I need to make yes, I need enough money to buy the box
21:07:45:12	21:07:47:11	Brin [GM]	is dam really a swear word
21:07:48:26	21:07:52:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, it’s in the Bible. It’s in the Oldish Testament. It’s fine.
21:07:51:23	21:07:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	it is in the Oldish Testament
21:07:53:11	21:07:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, that’s fine
21:07:54:07	21:07:54:29	Chris [TBD]	Old-ish
21:07:54:19	21:07:56:28	Brin [GM]	I’m gonna put this back in the bag bitches
21:07:57:09	21:08:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	oh there you go now take it out put it in the box just leave the box open
21:07:58:08	21:07:58:28	Chris [TBD]	Can I take it out?
21:07:58:14	21:08:03:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It also depends on The user’s intent
21:08:04:03	21:08:05:08	Brin [GM]	I have a problem guys
21:08:05:24	21:08:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	that’s why we have the box
21:08:09:14	21:08:11:13	Brin [GM]	I just want to fill it up now.
21:08:11:05	21:08:11:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, exactly.
21:08:11:08	21:08:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah and then then we get a nice steak dinner.
21:08:12:27	21:08:15:02	Brin [GM]	I want to fill this treasure box with treasure.
21:08:16:05	21:08:25:04	Brin [GM]	Alright, everybody shut up. Okay, you see these two guys? I’m totally joking. Talk all you want. There’s two dragonborn sitting on these barrels right here.
21:08:26:13	21:08:32:09	Brin [GM]	They’re talking like weirdly quietly, like they’re trying to not let you guys hear them. Like a secret, you know what I mean?
21:08:32:04	21:08:33:08	Chris [TBD]	Are they looking at us?
21:08:32:28	21:08:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh, secrets They must be friends
21:08:34:04	21:08:44:17	Brin [GM]	Yep, they’re giving you the side eye. Okay, one of them puts his hand. He’s got a pistol, okay? Giving you the eye.
21:08:44:17	21:08:51:28	Brin [GM]	Shouldn’t you be out delivering messages, Pigeon?
21:08:47:27	21:08:49:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hello, friend
21:08:51:20	21:08:55:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, here I am And deliverer I will
21:08:55:01	21:08:55:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:08:55:17	21:09:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to clarify. They are messengers where he and
21:08:56:05	21:09:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	You want to message? Actually what? We’re messengers from the church of idiots.
21:08:56:20	21:08:58:03	Chris [TBD]	It’s a singing telegram.
21:09:05:11	21:09:06:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:09:07:08	21:09:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	I, we’re pals.
21:09:09:07	21:09:20:22	Chris [TBD]	We are… Why are we here? Uh, we hear you have a mist problem and we’re here to fix it. There was a leak.
21:09:12:02	21:09:15:00	Steve [Nortle]	Well you know that’s a really fair question.
21:09:13:06	21:09:16:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What were you guys Whispering about?
21:09:20:13	21:09:25:23	Brin [GM]	Yeah we’ve seen The Mist. We don’t care about it. We like it.
21:09:22:11	21:09:23:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re here to mix it.
21:09:25:00	21:09:26:29	Chris [TBD]	Well, You’d like it!
21:09:26:26	21:09:32:11	Brin [GM]	Yeah, it’s nice. Gives us a nice shadow at high noon.
21:09:32:15	21:09:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	So you’re working with Asterov
21:09:33:08	21:09:36:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It is a little warm in these parts.
21:09:35:25	21:09:37:09	Brin [GM]	Who the hell is that?
21:09:38:14	21:09:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to uh
21:09:40:03	21:09:42:03	Brin [GM]	And they both get up and they walk away.
21:09:42:17	21:09:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	What did that taste like?
21:09:43:04	21:09:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, wait! Just…
21:09:45:16	21:09:48:01	Brin [GM]	That tasted just like annoyance.
21:09:49:05	21:09:51:28	Brin [GM]	No deception. They didn’t lie or anything.
21:09:52:13	21:09:52:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
21:09:54:11	21:09:58:20	Brin [GM]	You’ve detected that they have no idea who Astaroth is. Okay?
21:10:00:17	21:10:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think they know who she is.
21:10:01:18	21:10:12:23	Brin [GM]	The saloon is across the way so what you’re what you guys are looking for here is scales
21:10:03:09	21:10:04:01	Chris [TBD]	Or care.
21:10:12:23	21:10:19:24	Brin [GM]	right that’s your main goal okay his scales so this would be the trial of
21:10:13:19	21:10:16:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes. Yes. His scales.
21:10:17:22	21:10:18:15	Chris [TBD]	is.
21:10:19:24	21:10:31:22	Brin [GM]	touch hey don’t don’t arrows I bet
21:10:21:11	21:10:27:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m good at this oh my gosh why I can’t, you know what? Fine. Fine.
21:10:22:23	21:10:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-oh.
21:10:27:11	21:10:34:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s a lot of rules about touching where I come from and I don’t know if I can participate.
21:10:31:22	21:10:31:28	Brin [GM]	there
21:10:32:05	21:10:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there’s this thing from our church called the laying on of hands
21:10:38:03	21:10:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	and actually that makes it so we get a little handsy sometimes So just FYI Yeah. Yep.
21:10:42:10	21:10:43:20	Steve [Nortle]	Throwing of the hand
21:10:46:12	21:10:57:26	Chris [TBD]	flying of the backhand. Okay.
21:10:48:20	21:10:58:20	Brin [GM]	careful um all right so um you’re gonna be looking for scales here okay i’m not going to tell you anything else this is your job to figure this out
21:10:58:22	21:11:07:27	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to go into the saloon Yeah. And I’m gonna like make an entrance okay? I’m gonna kick the door open
21:10:58:22	21:10:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:11:09:15	21:11:20:08	Chris [TBD]	gonna stomp in and I’m going to slowly raise my hat up as it was down when I kicked it in. I’m gonna lift it up and I’ll look around
21:11:20:08	21:11:21:29	Chris [TBD]	and what am I gonna see?
21:11:23:03	21:11:24:19	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, I gotta see what I gotta say.
21:11:25:29	21:11:30:21	Chris [TBD]	That’s not a very good… Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hat’s a bit too big.
21:11:26:24	21:11:28:10	Dave [Xeros]	Here, I’ll help you out.
21:11:30:22	21:11:32:14	Brin [GM]	really bright outside when you walk in
21:11:32:10	21:11:35:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it was bright outside and the sun’s…
21:11:36:00	21:11:45:17	Brin [GM]	but you don’t see anything holy okay so when you all walk in there’s not too many people in here scattered it’s kind of empty but there is
21:11:45:17	21:11:57:06	Brin [GM]	bartender classic saloon there’s a girl over in the corner and then And in the far, far corner you see a dragonborn with his hat pretty far
21:11:57:06	21:11:58:25	Brin [GM]	down covering most of his face.
21:12:03:19	21:12:05:17	Chris [TBD]	and move on straight
21:12:06:06	21:12:07:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:12:07:10	21:12:11:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like he’s looking for a friend. Nobody should be sitting alone over here in the corner.
21:12:12:27	21:12:13:15	Brin [GM]	Hold on.
21:12:13:14	21:12:16:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, I believe the term is partner around
21:12:17:29	21:12:20:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s hard pardon her
21:12:18:11	21:12:23:22	Chris [TBD]	on with falclaw listen listen when i kicked open the thing
21:12:23:22	21:12:34:01	Chris [TBD]	but i couldn’t see very well what happened whoa
21:12:28:26	21:12:33:11	Brin [GM]	bartender was like, whoa.
21:12:34:14	21:12:43:23	Brin [GM]	I gotta get my, I gotta getting Lainey May back here. Hold on there, partner. I know that. I gotta talk like a dude.
21:12:38:14	21:12:38:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
21:12:41:16	21:12:41:28	Chris [TBD]	laney me
21:12:43:20	21:12:55:13	Chris [TBD]	oh the bartender’s a boy got it okay yeah yeah yeah oh sorry i was
21:12:45:22	21:12:53:28	Brin [GM]	I just got to Get My Lainy May draw on, you know? Whoa there, Partner. Don’t need to be kicking my doors now. Okay?
21:12:54:08	21:12:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	he actually opens every door like that
21:12:55:16	21:13:00:18	Brin [GM]	They’re old. They’re old and desiccated. Now have yourself sit on the stool.
21:13:01:04	21:13:09:01	Chris [TBD]	i see a door i have to kick it i’m so sorry that’s my new thing no don’t want to kick
21:13:04:11	21:13:05:29	Brin [GM]	How can I serve y’all?
21:13:04:11	21:13:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	do you need to go to the bathroom go kick that down
21:13:09:01	21:13:13:06	Chris [TBD]	that door that’s too much of a risk oh fuck i don’t wanna kick the bucket
21:13:09:06	21:13:12:04	Brin [GM]	There’s a bucket in the back if you need to take a piss.
21:13:12:19	21:13:13:21	Dave [Xeros]	want me to kick that
21:13:15:22	21:13:18:05	Brin [GM]	No, I thought you said you needed to use the bathroom.
21:13:17:18	21:13:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	No, I was just telling him you need to go kick something. You’re like, fuck it. Go kick it.
21:13:20:29	21:13:23:02	Brin [GM]	We only have one thing around here.
21:13:24:20	21:13:25:06	Brin [GM]	Fireball.
21:13:26:00	21:13:37:26	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah i do i want a fireball what is that because of the mist why don’t you care about
21:13:27:17	21:13:29:05	Brin [GM]	Do you want that drink or not?
21:13:30:21	21:13:32:26	Brin [GM]	We’re out. Sorry.
21:13:33:28	21:13:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay. I brought my own.
21:13:35:13	21:13:41:05	Brin [GM]	We don’t care about this. It doesn’t affect us. Do you see vegetation around here?
21:13:37:26	21:13:43:22	Chris [TBD]	the mist yeah but like what about your breathing your lungs
21:13:44:23	21:13:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	to the School of Idiots and they do a little bit of a deep dive, you’ll probably have things like emphysema and or lung cancer and those things, my friend, they creep up and then you leave your family when you’re dead
21:13:57:20	21:14:01:00	Brin [GM]	This is a, we mime for a living.
21:13:59:05	21:14:04:02	Chris [TBD]	you already got the black lung pop got it
21:14:03:09	21:14:06:11	Brin [GM]	We already, do we look like we care about death?
21:14:07:08	21:14:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
21:14:08:20	21:14:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to pull out my Mootouch Rapia and put it right up against his neck.
21:14:13:04	21:14:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hi! Hello, Eros! Hey, I’m just gonna gently lower the blade…
21:14:16:04	21:14:22:22	Brin [GM]	You see the guy in the corner, he stands up and he tips the table over
21:14:29:01	21:14:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	and i i quickly explained that my friend here is not well in the head and it’s all under control. No need to be worried or scared.
21:14:38:27	21:14:47:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s right partner is he just walking past me while i’m trying to partner him hey
21:14:39:10	21:14:44:11	Brin [GM]	He still is very slowly stomping his boots
21:14:39:28	21:14:43:19	Chris [TBD]	that it’s the black mist causing them to act like this
21:14:46:04	21:14:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Can I…
21:14:47:04	21:14:52:04	Brin [GM]	He literally, he literally just like He doesn’t even notice you
21:14:51:17	21:14:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m rolling to see if I’ve managed to persuade him at all.
21:14:55:13	21:15:00:25	Brin [GM]	He’s walking with his looking at his feet It’s like his big old boots Slamming on the wood floor
21:14:57:22	21:15:00:16	Chris [TBD]	i gotta tilt my head back down too
21:15:01:02	21:15:04:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know i love a good quiet time sometimes myself as well
21:15:04:04	21:15:06:27	Steve [Nortle]	Can I roll to see how if I persuaded them to not freak out?
21:15:07:28	21:15:09:03	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, they don’t care about dying?
21:15:09:10	21:15:09:27	Brin [GM]	Yes
21:15:16:02	21:15:16:16	Steve [Nortle]	What?
21:15:20:13	21:15:20:27	Steve [Nortle]	21.
21:15:26:15	21:15:27:09	Brin [GM]	gotta figure out how I’m gonna
21:15:27:16	21:15:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	Actually, that was supposed to be an advantage.
21:15:29:19	21:15:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	it looks like you’re just going to step off because your turtle friend here.
21:15:34:26	21:15:37:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think he and i have built some good rapport here i think
21:15:37:17	21:15:45:02	Brin [GM]	Are making a huge mistake What the hell are you all doing here
21:15:39:02	21:15:48:24	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t even have drinks to sell. What are you talking about i’m just looking for some scales and i want to get the hell out of here this place smells
21:15:45:21	21:15:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
21:15:49:20	21:16:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s probably because you guys kind of smell okay that’s why i was going to take you out and i was just gonna skin you
21:15:53:22	21:15:55:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You smell good.
21:15:56:08	21:15:58:01	Brin [GM]	You’ll have to skin someone.
21:16:00:13	21:16:04:21	Steve [Nortle]	No. Arrows! Arrows, arrows, arrows, arrows. Please stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, top, stop-
21:16:02:12	21:16:03:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wee!
21:16:04:20	21:16:07:14	Brin [GM]	If you wants some fancy scales, Turn around.
21:16:08:28	21:16:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	i’m going to look in the mirror behind him oh
21:16:10:17	21:16:13:26	Brin [GM]	And that guy That was in the corner Is standing behind you.
21:16:13:08	21:16:14:02	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
21:16:16:29	21:16:20:05	Brin [GM]	Hold on. I gotta get my doc holiday on.
21:16:17:14	21:16:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	hey buddy uh yeah i’m your huckleberry
21:16:23:18	21:16:24:22	Brin [GM]	Well well well.
21:16:25:18	21:16:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:16:26:10	21:16:27:19	Brin [GM]	How does he talk?
21:16:29:14	21:16:31:18	Brin [GM]	Sweet sassy Hungarian
21:16:34:21	21:16:36:12	Brin [GM]	All right, hold on. Hold on.
21:16:38:01	21:16:45:12	Brin [GM]	Wow, look at this freak show. It’s been a long time since we’ve had this much fun around here.
21:16:42:14	21:16:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	you haven’t looked into Mia?
21:16:45:18	21:16:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:16:47:05	21:16:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what we bring the potty. That’s What We Do. Now do you have a stage he wants to play and I just need some scales so we can get the hell out of this place? You guys don’t want us here and we don’t wanna be here.
21:16:49:06	21:16:49:24	Brin [GM]	Why?
21:16:55:25	21:17:03:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He doesn’t mean every word. Sometimes he talks a little cryptically. But we are curious about your scales. Do they come off like these?
21:17:03:07	21:17:08:24	Brin [GM]	I actually like you a little bit.
21:17:06:29	21:17:08:09	Chris [TBD]	Pulls the feather out?
21:17:09:06	21:17:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	You should.
21:17:10:18	21:17:14:17	Brin [GM]	It sounds like We could have a little duel
21:17:15:25	21:17:19:19	Chris [TBD]	heck yeah TBD pulls out his guitar
21:17:16:20	21:17:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, do you really wanna do that?
21:17:22:22	21:17:27:09	Chris [TBD]	you’re gonna slap him
21:17:22:25	21:17:25:20	Brin [GM]	pull out of his pocket and he puts a glove on.
21:17:28:01	21:17:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? That’s fun. Yeah, I heard it.
21:17:28:18	21:17:30:12	Brin [GM]	Can you hear my, can you hear it?
21:17:30:18	21:17:31:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I heard it. That was awesome.
21:17:31:29	21:17:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	Are you gonna bitch slap me?
21:17:33:16	21:17:34:12	Brin [GM]	Oh no.
21:17:34:16	21:17:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think you owe her a coin.
21:17:34:24	21:17:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You said that word again, Nordle. Female dog slap you? Female dog slapping.
21:17:35:13	21:17:37:02	Brin [GM]	But my bullet might.
21:17:38:10	21:17:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	He beats female dog slap?
21:17:40:03	21:17:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
21:17:43:01	21:17:50:17	Brin [GM]	You know Yo I haven’t seen this many characters in the saloon for a while
21:17:50:09	21:17:51:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s because no one wants to come here.
21:17:51:08	21:17:55:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, we’re glad that We could provide some
21:17:51:24	21:17:58:28	Brin [GM]	Last thing you wouldn’t happen to be friends with that spicy sweet Hungarian rabbit
21:18:00:09	21:18:01:02	Brin [GM]	would ya
21:18:02:03	21:18:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Nope,
21:18:02:08	21:18:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	Nope, gross.
21:18:06:17	21:18:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to punch him in the throat.
21:18:10:05	21:18:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay.
21:18:11:28	21:18:21:27	Brin [GM]	guy I didn’t describe this guy very well okay when he lifts his hat up he has white iridescent scales okay and he he takes a drink
21:18:19:03	21:18:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	Ready?
21:18:21:27	21:18:27:03	Brin [GM]	he throws back a fireball and you guys have you all seen that um Disney movie Luca
21:18:27:13	21:18:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes
21:18:28:05	21:18:37:16	Brin [GM]	when he comes out of the water and his scales when he turns into a human and it’s like when it zooms in. It’s so cool, and it lifts up into the skin. So his scales will change color like that
21:18:38:07	21:18:44:04	Brin [GM]	so it goes red for just a minute and then he swallows and it goes back to white okay
21:18:43:05	21:18:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	Gotta be careful with these guys.
21:18:44:22	21:18:51:20	Brin [GM]	so he’s kind of like a chameleon okay oh i don’t mind color
21:18:46:05	21:18:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	They’re iridescent supremacists. Just be careful.
21:18:53:15	21:18:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	No, I am going to punch him though for saying that about my sister.
21:18:56:06	21:19:05:14	Chris [TBD]	and restrain nortle because i i know the second that came out of his mouth. Nortle’s going to be pissed, so I’m going to try and restrain Nortel, hold him back I’m gonna hold him back
21:19:02:26	21:19:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay yeah let’s do a strength check
21:19:05:13	21:19:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not sure why Nortle is upset Basil is extremely soft
21:19:09:26	21:19:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	17
21:19:10:22	21:19:12:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh crap, what do I
21:19:12:14	21:19:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	it would just be our strength versus strength
21:19:14:29	21:19:16:19	Brin [GM]	only thing that I liked
21:19:19:15	21:19:22:09	Chris [TBD]	Come on baby I need to help Nortl
21:19:24:22	21:19:25:06	Chris [TBD]	No!
21:19:26:19	21:19:27:01	Brin [GM]	shrink
21:19:27:20	21:19:32:23	Chris [TBD]	I almost shreked This guy would be so amused
21:19:28:07	21:19:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	That would have been incredible
21:19:31:25	21:19:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	do your best my friend
21:19:33:27	21:19:35:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah so I’m just gonna
21:19:34:27	21:19:37:10	Chris [TBD]	I just completely missed
21:19:38:18	21:19:40:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so I’m punching him.
21:19:39:16	21:19:48:10	Brin [GM]	okay all right okay so um
21:19:40:01	21:19:41:13	Chris [TBD]	You went for the throat
21:19:42:18	21:19:43:26	Chris [TBD]	I tried to hold him Back
21:19:46:00	21:19:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m praying
21:19:48:10	21:19:55:06	Brin [GM]	i okay well that definitely hits
21:19:51:08	21:19:52:05	Steve [Nortle]	25 to hit.
21:19:59:03	21:20:00:26	Chris [TBD]	Are we sure he was talking about Basil?
21:20:01:14	21:20:01:27	Steve [Nortle]	8.
21:20:01:17	21:20:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	Basil is a bit of a floozy she does get around but still you just don’t say that
21:20:02:06	21:20:07:18	Brin [GM]	okay she does not get around
21:20:06:19	21:20:07:26	Chris [TBD]	He’s going to punch you now.
21:20:08:25	21:20:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, she doesn’t! That’s what pisses you off so much.
21:20:10:03	21:20:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	no she’s always out collecting gems
21:20:14:03	21:20:14:28	Chris [TBD]	That is true.
21:20:14:22	21:20:22:12	Brin [GM]	you know you remember why because she’s self-conscious about her scales on her back. So ain’t nobody see her buck naked?
21:20:16:13	21:20:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yes?
21:20:23:24	21:20:26:24	Brin [GM]	All right, hold on. Give me one second to pull him up.
21:20:28:15	21:20:31:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah no nudity that’s
21:20:30:01	21:20:30:28	Brin [GM]	No nudity.
21:20:30:04	21:20:32:01	Chris [TBD]	I thought she was half-naked already.
21:20:32:06	21:20:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	She’s a never nude.
21:20:34:01	21:20:43:25	Brin [GM]	She’s a never nude. But because of her fur, she’s an ever nude. So she could walk around butt naked and she would look just like a cute bunny.
21:20:34:21	21:20:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	she wears cut-offs like jean cut-off
21:20:44:18	21:20:47:02	Brin [GM]	That’s exactly how I wanted it.
21:20:44:28	21:20:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	never nude, might be a dude who knows
21:20:47:18	21:20:48:02	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry.
21:20:48:05	21:20:49:05	Chris [TBD]	No, we don’t know.
21:20:54:02	21:21:05:09	Brin [GM]	Give me once again. I closed this yeah you guys yeah you are starting a bar fight um just talk amongst yourselves for just a second while i pull up his character sheet because some for some reason i closed it
21:20:55:21	21:20:57:20	Chris [TBD]	Are we starting a bar fight? Are we started a barfight?
21:21:05:09	21:21:06:27	Brin [GM]	but i don’t know why it went away on here
21:21:06:18	21:21:14:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nordl now fill me in here I’m not familiar with these parts is a punch to the face how people greet each other around here is that
21:21:13:28	21:21:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s how you shot someone with the big yapper
21:21:16:03	21:21:18:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s how you gain respect it’s like
21:21:18:11	21:21:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
21:21:18:27	21:21:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m asserted dominance
21:21:20:08	21:21:21:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I value respect.
21:21:20:25	21:21:30:23	Dave [Xeros]	you turn to the iridescent supremacist and you beat the shit out of it that’s how your gain rapport points in prison this is like a prison camp
21:21:31:10	21:21:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	no one wants to be here actually okay that’s fine dude’s
21:21:34:11	21:21:36:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Aros, I will believe half of what you say.
21:21:40:02	21:21:46:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what that means but if this is If that’s the culture I don’ t want to offend anyone so I will participate in the activities.
21:21:47:23	21:21:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	he’s acting weird guys there’s something going on with him what’s going on within what do
21:21:49:10	21:21:50:14	Chris [TBD]	This is a fun game.
21:21:54:02	21:22:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	what’s gone on with you yes please because it could cause that that’s that that how it starts
21:21:56:22	21:21:59:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I punch you in the face? Can I put arrows in the base?
21:21:59:05	21:22:00:26	Chris [TBD]	We’re starting to bar fight, this is going to be great.
21:22:00:17	21:22:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	Not in the face!
21:22:02:09	21:22:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just too excited I’m still excited to get in All right!
21:22:02:27	21:22:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah she’s like she’s gonna like hey hey dude yeah you just sock me your fluffy
21:22:09:00	21:22:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	like wing hands. It’s
21:22:09:28	21:22:16:10	Brin [GM]	okay sorry that took me so long to pull up i got it now
21:22:10:16	21:22:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s see if it works
21:22:12:21	21:22:16:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, that’s not going to hit you.
21:22:16:01	21:22:16:22	Chris [TBD]	All good.
21:22:16:14	21:22:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	okay, he is hitting me so we’ll see how this goes. He just jumps
21:22:19:03	21:22:20:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s probably not going TO HIT YOU.
21:22:20:04	21:22:31:26	Chris [TBD]	That’s going to be a very confusing bar fight no one knows who to fight we don’t
21:22:26:18	21:22:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	in and hits me in the face? I’ve been hit in the Face so many times in a bar.
21:22:29:07	21:22:40:21	Brin [GM]	Um, everyone is definitely staring though. Everyone’s kind of like in shock that you’re picking a fight with his name. Yeah, that’s right.
21:22:29:19	21:22:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So this is what we do.
21:22:39:08	21:22:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	was your attack roll? It’s just a 12.
21:22:40:24	21:22:41:12	Brin [GM]	You don’t know his name?
21:22:41:12	21:22:42:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just a 12.
21:22:43:16	21:22:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I didn’t add anything. It’s Just A12.
21:22:43:18	21:22:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	a name tag or something? Can I like Like, his name is Rit.
21:22:47:24	21:22:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	13!
21:22:50:29	21:22:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	What?
21:22:51:17	21:23:02:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to use my bend luck ability. I can roll a d4 and modify my last scroll or someone else’s. A 2, so a 14. Sweet. Alright, yeah.
21:23:02:19	21:23:06:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m just too excited so i’m punching arrows in the face as well all right here we go all right
21:23:08:05	21:23:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	just an unarmed strike it’s a one okay
21:23:08:18	21:23:15:29	Chris [TBD]	insulted his sister
21:23:09:06	21:23:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	That should be a 1d4.
21:23:10:14	21:23:13:29	Brin [GM]	What the hell is wrong with you guys? I did not see this coming.
21:23:13:22	21:23:14:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a one
21:23:14:16	21:23:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:23:15:08	21:23:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	so he hits me like oh you know what that’s your yeah
21:23:15:29	21:23:22:28	Chris [TBD]	he called you called her a little pet and that you
21:23:17:07	21:23:20:11	Brin [GM]	It didn’t insult the sister. He said that Basil was beautiful.
21:23:18:17	21:23:25:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh no ah the power i can
21:23:25:21	21:23:35:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	feel i i feel the energy well your
21:23:28:29	21:23:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	it’s you almost you almost hit me like my little sister that’s good job man like salad i’m gonna
21:23:30:00	21:23:32:13	Chris [TBD]	this whole time it actually is basil’s boyfriend
21:23:35:11	21:23:44:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	little sister is huge i’ve seen her she is just incredibly strong i mean you told me about her so you know
21:23:43:18	21:23:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah sure sure she is okay yeah all right i guess this
21:23:47:17	21:23:49:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right? Isn’t that what you said?
21:23:50:00	21:23:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	Are we rolling For initiative at this point or
21:23:50:29	21:23:57:18	Brin [GM]	Okay, I yeah. Yeah we’re gonna have to honestly this was not how I planned on
21:23:58:16	21:24:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	everyone everyone in the room bitches get stitches let’s do this
21:23:59:07	21:23:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	23
21:24:01:22	21:24:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, female dogs
21:24:05:05	21:24:06:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
21:24:05:26	21:24:16:24	Brin [GM]	one of these out okay okay oh hold on i gotta write this down where’s
21:24:06:13	21:24:09:03	Chris [TBD]	18 plus 3
21:24:13:06	21:24:14:11	Chris [TBD]	21
21:24:16:26	21:24:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	22 23 21 10 all right way to go middle of the road solid middle of
21:24:17:11	21:24:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	23
21:24:19:28	21:24:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nine.
21:24:25:23	21:24:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ten.
21:24:28:03	21:24:36:00	Dave [Xeros]	the road on that one yeah
21:24:29:03	21:24:31:12	Chris [TBD]	Bar fight, bar fight, bar fight!
21:24:31:29	21:24:37:20	Brin [GM]	okay nordal TBD was next what what did you get um eros
21:24:33:29	21:24:35:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s team up.
21:24:34:01	21:24:37:06	Chris [TBD]	Okay? Well you gotta roll for the…
21:24:36:00	21:24:46:17	Dave [Xeros]	just grab me and i got a 10. yeah we’re just
21:24:39:03	21:24:42:10	Brin [GM]	Oh, and what’d you get? Oh my gosh, you guys.
21:24:40:00	21:24:40:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nine.
21:24:44:07	21:24:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re just fighting each other at this point. I don’t know. Also we’re not fighting. We’re juste
21:24:46:21	21:24:49:21	Brin [GM]	And oh, and let me roll for Locke.
21:24:48:28	21:24:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s a tussle yeah it’S like a tustle yep
21:24:49:26	21:24:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	shrink?
21:24:50:29	21:24:52:08	Brin [GM]	Where is my… There it is.
21:24:51:11	21:24:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	greeting each other
21:24:53:26	21:24:55:22	Chris [TBD]	We need that old timey music.
21:24:57:03	21:24:58:11	Brin [GM]	get…oh my!
21:24:59:25	21:25:02:02	Brin [GM]	No. No he does not shrink.
21:24:59:26	21:24:59:29	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
21:25:03:07	21:25:04:05	Brin [GM]	Okay Eros
21:25:09:04	21:25:10:20	Brin [GM]	Falclaw and
21:25:12:28	21:25:14:20	Brin [GM]	his name is Lockloliday.
21:25:16:11	21:25:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	hmm lock lock loladay
21:25:17:18	21:25:18:20	Brin [GM]	Pretty good, huh?
21:25:17:27	21:25:18:06	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
21:25:19:09	21:25:19:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that
21:25:19:19	21:25:20:20	Chris [TBD]	Lock la-la-day.
21:25:20:28	21:25:22:08	Brin [GM]	Lockloday the Lonely.
21:25:22:12	21:25:23:12	Chris [TBD]	Lock holiday
21:25:23:08	21:25:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I knew he was lonely from the moment we walked in and I didn’t even taste it I don’t need stick chops
21:25:28:13	21:25:29:03	Brin [GM]	Alright.
21:25:30:22	21:25:31:02	Brin [GM]	Okay.
21:25:32:11	21:25:35:29	Brin [GM]	Nortle, you have punched Locke in the face.
21:25:32:28	21:25:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
21:25:36:11	21:25:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, just solid 8 damage
21:25:39:13	21:25:40:15	Brin [GM]	And did you roll for damage?
21:25:42:03	21:25:43:23	Brin [GM]	8 damage. Okay. Awesome.
21:25:45:16	21:25:46:06	Brin [GM]	Give me one second.
21:25:46:29	21:25:55:06	Dave [Xeros]	have a name tag on that we know he’s like lock loladares is like oh no lock loladey’s gonna get into a fight all the dragonborn like step back
21:25:48:26	21:25:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	No
21:25:50:14	21:25:51:09	Brin [GM]	He doesn’t have one.
21:25:54:20	21:25:56:12	Brin [GM]	Everyone knows who he is though.
21:25:58:01	21:26:07:24	Brin [GM]	Okay? Oh! I just… It is. It’s… Yes, it is. But there’s a decent amount of people.
21:25:58:13	21:26:00:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	also we’re just fighting him
21:25:59:21	21:26:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	really small town apparently
21:26:08:06	21:26:11:25	Brin [GM]	Enough for it to survive. If that makes sense.
21:26:11:27	21:26:13:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it’s not a ghost town yet.
21:26:13:11	21:26:14:19	Brin [GM]	It’s not a ghost town yet.
21:26:14:00	21:26:17:11	Dave [Xeros]	oh I thought you meant enough for syphilis to survive like
21:26:14:18	21:26:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s barely any
21:26:18:19	21:26:19:17	Brin [GM]	Good night!
21:26:20:22	21:26:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	you didn’t explain
21:26:21:03	21:26:26:06	Brin [GM]	It’s called Scaleful-less! Just kidding, I’m just joking. Itchy scale!
21:26:24:07	21:26:25:12	Chris [TBD]	Skeletalist. Oh gross!
21:26:24:12	21:26:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh gross that’s why is that why your scales are iridescent you have scalefuls
21:26:27:15	21:26:28:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cheese scale
21:26:30:24	21:26:36:18	Brin [GM]	No, it is my genealogy.
21:26:34:11	21:26:35:06	Chris [TBD]	Whose turn is it?
21:26:36:04	21:26:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s mine I’m just
21:26:38:26	21:26:40:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wouldn’t hurt
21:26:39:05	21:26:47:00	Brin [GM]	Okay, so you punch him in the face he turns spits some blood on the ground and just starts laughing
21:26:40:18	21:26:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	So
21:26:50:05	21:26:56:29	Steve [Nortle]	I pull out one stick chop
21:26:51:02	21:26:52:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have been a great greeting Nortle
21:26:52:04	21:26:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, he enjoyed it
21:26:57:09	21:27:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	in between my fingers and then i pull out another condemnation straight see
21:27:06:11	21:27:24:15	Steve [Nortle]	i didn’t swear because of you let’s go no sorry sorry good what
21:27:07:11	21:27:09:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ow, did you just stab me with those?
21:27:08:14	21:27:10:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:27:11:06	21:27:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	You have to bandage that up. Oh no! It’s going to taste like lettuce.
21:27:14:21	21:27:22:20	Brin [GM]	I know that y’all are here for something aren’t you? We are fighting
21:27:15:02	21:27:15:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
21:27:19:13	21:27:21:02	Chris [TBD]	Wait, are we fighting or are we talking?
21:27:20:04	21:27:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	We’re fighting. I thought we were fighting. We rolled…
21:27:24:15	21:27:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	wait
21:27:25:02	21:27:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	In what way is that? With words?
21:27:27:15	21:27:34:03	Brin [GM]	we do shootouts here
21:27:29:24	21:27:32:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We don’t want to damage the establishment.
21:27:35:14	21:27:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
21:27:36:14	21:27:46:26	Steve [Nortle]	rather just punch you again this must be america
21:27:36:29	21:27:44:14	Brin [GM]	okay the bartender slams four pistols on the table and
21:27:37:01	21:27:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	With a basketball? Can I dribble past you?
21:27:41:18	21:27:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh, that sort of…
21:27:42:18	21:27:44:18	Chris [TBD]	just giving guns out here
21:27:44:18	21:27:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	Wow!
21:27:48:23	21:27:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re right. We aren’t in Canada. You’re so right.
21:27:52:22	21:27:53:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Guns everywhere.
21:27:54:19	21:27:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just blunderbusses, right and left.
21:27:56:17	21:28:05:12	Brin [GM]	sick of your shit oh my gosh no
21:28:01:13	21:28:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	You need to token that, my friend.
21:28:05:12	21:28:11:08	Brin [GM]	i you know what there’s no spare words here this place we can say damn
21:28:10:08	21:28:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	What?
21:28:11:08	21:28:18:12	Brin [GM]	in hell whenever we want to. Well, in
21:28:12:19	21:28:14:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you didn’t say that. You said the other one.
21:28:16:28	21:28:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	There you go.
21:28:19:19	21:28:21:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So what do we What do we do with these?
21:28:23:23	21:28:28:25	Brin [GM]	to ya now you’re all here for the trial aren’t you? Sicily told me
21:28:30:07	21:28:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	Is there like a chat board that you guys all join? Like how in the… Are you guys getting like all this information
21:28:31:15	21:28:35:17	Chris [TBD]	are you guys getting
21:28:32:14	21:28:33:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:28:37:23	21:28:39:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like me and LaDonna
21:28:40:07	21:28:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	get they have like the little
21:28:40:25	21:28:42:19	Chris [TBD]	did she ever reply to you by the way
21:28:42:29	21:28:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah How did that how’s that going by the way?
21:28:45:12	21:28:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, let’s not I think we want to
21:28:46:21	21:28:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:28:47:01	21:28:47:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:28:49:15	21:28:52:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think We’re about to die So we should probably
21:28:52:01	21:28:55:05	Chris [TBD]	apparently man I had a whole plan
21:28:56:01	21:29:00:25	Brin [GM]	outside, we don’t duel indoors okay? You all step
21:28:59:29	21:29:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	all right um okay do you want to go around the corner it’s like the
21:29:01:09	21:29:01:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wonder
21:29:06:23	21:29:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	is there like a corral or something you want us to head to explain
21:29:10:24	21:29:17:29	Brin [GM]	sassy attitude! Okay, you’re all outside now let me explain the rules to you
21:29:18:06	21:29:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	away he has an asian accent my name is rock holiday
21:29:19:13	21:29:20:27	Chris [TBD]	it’s Doc
21:29:23:02	21:29:26:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros don’t make fun of the way they talk Around here It’s just how they talk
21:29:32:23	21:29:43:16	Chris [TBD]	Gale he says Bryn is going to kill you and you all deserve it that’s good
21:29:52:15	21:29:53:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did you throw an R
21:29:54:01	21:29:55:16	Chris [TBD]	just that you made him Asian
21:30:02:26	21:30:13:02	Brin [GM]	the shootout is comprised of three things ok oh gosh my
21:30:13:20	21:30:20:23	Brin [GM]	friend just said you guys are so annoying. Yes, you
21:30:21:18	21:30:28:00	Chris [TBD]	got a hashtag going hashtag team Bryn and apparently you’re getting jackets
21:30:28:07	21:30:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay nice all right are we team not brin ready
21:30:31:22	21:30:40:22	Brin [GM]	Okay, so the duel is three parts
21:30:35:07	21:30:35:26	Chris [TBD]	definitely
21:30:40:22	21:30:51:04	Brin [GM]	okay? So you all need a d20 and two D6. You each get a black one in white
21:30:53:22	21:30:56:27	Brin [GM]	okay yeah make sure it’s fine you can use your own if you have different colors
21:30:57:28	21:31:09:17	Brin [GM]	okay and I’m gonna put this I really really wish that I would have just
21:31:06:28	21:31:08:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can move the chest okay
21:31:09:17	21:31:13:23	Brin [GM]	printed this ok can you guys read that okay is that
21:31:11:06	21:31:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	go just put it yeah put it like right there in the pro art area you know right there yeah look what
21:31:21:03	21:31:24:27	Brin [GM]	stopping it right there but isn’t going to block the
21:31:21:22	21:31:24:04	Chris [TBD]	You’re there. They’re there, yeah you’re right there.
21:31:25:23	21:31:27:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh no it actually is perfect.
21:31:28:21	21:31:36:07	Brin [GM]	Okay your d20 is your luck you’re one of
21:31:36:07	21:31:41:19	Brin [GM]	your colors you have to decide which is which and one is attack in one is a draw
21:31:41:19	21:31:51:07	Brin [GM]	ok the perfect shot is first how quick your draws second pulling
21:31:51:07	21:31:54:22	Brin [GM]	the trigger and three is your luck.
21:31:54:22	21:32:06:19	Brin [GM]	Okay? Your draw has to be four, five or six for it
21:32:06:19	21:32:16:00	Brin [GM]	to be successful. Actually let’s do odds and evens. I like that better. Okay. Odds are
21:32:16:00	21:32:26:28	Brin [GM]	always yes. Evens are always no. Okay so you’re attack if its odd numbered it’s successful your draw if it’s odd it’s
21:32:26:28	21:32:29:25	Brin [GM]	successful and then for your luck
21:32:31:06	21:32:43:02	Brin [GM]	it’s 15 or higher it doesn’t matter what your draw or your attack is you successfully shoot okay and hit your target does that make sense
21:32:44:13	21:32:50:23	Brin [GM]	okay so you’re gonna draw oh look I got cups for this you put all three of your die, if you want to use this you don’t have to
21:32:51:09	21:32:52:05	Chris [TBD]	roll It’s all good.
21:32:52:00	21:33:00:27	Brin [GM]	yeah if anybody wants a cup you can put all your die dice in here and then you flip it upside down the idea is to flip it
21:33:00:24	21:33:02:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay then I’ll do it then.
21:33:00:27	21:33:04:24	Brin [GM]	upside down and see sorry Dave I’m throwing it okay
21:33:05:19	21:33:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	anyone do that thing from pitch perfect they
21:33:07:23	21:33:14:22	Brin [GM]	alright everybody ready so um no there’s not
21:33:11:02	21:33:12:08	Chris [TBD]	I want you to know
21:33:13:25	21:33:15:10	Chris [TBD]	that I still have my fortune
21:33:17:06	21:33:25:06	Chris [TBD]	and that my next thing I try is a success no matter what so whatever this is
21:33:20:26	21:33:24:05	Brin [GM]	yeah oh you can totally use that 100% okay
21:33:25:08	21:33:36:10	Brin [GM]	so Locke just explained the dual rules to you that was me explaining pretend it was in his voice all right he has to draw i mean roll two so
21:33:40:17	21:33:48:02	Brin [GM]	okay so this is you can pick one of these things to focus on because you guys have not mastered
21:33:48:02	21:33:55:24	Brin [GM]	the draw yet this is your trial of touch okay touching the trigger all
21:33:58:11	21:34:06:05	Brin [GM]	pick. So you don’t tell Locke
21:33:59:04	21:34:00:00	Steve [Nortle]	to fit my digits
21:34:06:05	21:34:15:00	Brin [GM]	which one you picked right here, okay? You just pick it in your head then you roll your dice and we’re going to do this one at a time since we kind of rolled
21:34:15:00	21:34:25:03	Brin [GM]	initiative I was planning on everyone just doing it at the same time but you guys are just going to get in the line. He’s a lot tougher than you think he is, okay?
21:34:19:10	21:34:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	thought we were
21:34:25:03	21:34:29:26	Brin [GM]	All right. Probably.
21:34:27:01	21:34:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	probably The Scales. Those iridescent
21:34:32:04	21:34:32:18	Chris [TBD]	technically
21:34:34:00	21:34:36:02	Chris [TBD]	it should just be between
21:34:35:17	21:34:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	so we have to pick one of the three
21:34:37:04	21:34:38:14	Chris [TBD]	Nortle and Locke
21:34:40:01	21:34:48:06	Brin [GM]	you have to master each one of these things first, okay. So we’re doing
21:34:40:11	21:34:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	Bench press? Yes.
21:34:41:11	21:34:41:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	strong
21:34:48:06	21:34:56:22	Brin [GM]	three rounds each. You can pick which one you want to do for each round but you can’t do the same one twice if that makes sense because the point of this is to master the
21:34:56:22	21:35:07:23	Brin [GM]	attack the draw the attack and your luck okay so for each yeah so
21:35:01:03	21:35:09:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so steady grip and lose touch are the same. They’re plus two on attack. Oh, plus two on draw. Got it.
21:35:07:23	21:35:09:06	Brin [GM]	it’s it’s switched it’s opposite
21:35:12:08	21:35:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	wait
21:35:14:08	21:35:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	because we’re doing even and odd
21:35:19:05	21:35:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	it’s hard for me to see what the advantage is because I’m a bad math brain but we could it just hurts my brain to try to figure that out
21:35:23:08	21:35:25:26	Brin [GM]	messed that up huh we can’t do even in odds
21:35:29:29	21:35:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Nordle doesn’t do math, remember?
21:35:32:26	21:35:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle is fine Steve struggles
21:35:33:14	21:35:43:23	Brin [GM]	and i actually and i absolutely did um i was using different dice for this what did what do i have on there plus two so we have to do
21:35:38:08	21:35:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	See, he admitted it guys.
21:35:42:03	21:35:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	plus
21:35:43:23	21:35:48:24	Brin [GM]	we haveと do four five six that’s how i originally had it so we’ll keep at that sorry my bad
21:35:44:16	21:35:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	four up
21:35:50:03	21:35:57:04	Brin [GM]	okay luck 15 or higher for luck um four five and six is
21:35:56:02	21:35:56:05	Chris [TBD]	a
21:35:58:12	21:36:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	is just our attack roll for the luck
21:36:01:25	21:36:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	no modifiers right
21:36:02:03	21:36:07:03	Brin [GM]	do i even make this there’s no modifiers this is just straight up you’re learning a new skill
21:36:05:26	21:36:15:28	Chris [TBD]	okay so are we going up against the henchman and steve or nortle is going up
21:36:14:27	21:36:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	all right
21:36:15:20	21:36:18:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re all one at a time so
21:36:15:27	21:36:26:24	Brin [GM]	you’re all taking turns one at a time this is the trial of touch you’re taking turns One At A Time aiming at aiming at Locke
21:36:15:28	21:36:33:00	Chris [TBD]	against Locke. Manners
21:36:23:24	21:36:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not going to say anything It’s fine
21:36:26:24	21:36:36:22	Brin [GM]	okay he’s trying to teach you something that you all clearly don’t know oh well that ship
21:36:33:00	21:36:33:18	Chris [TBD]	apparently
21:36:34:02	21:36:35:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, manas
21:36:35:21	21:36:41:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so we’re trying
21:36:42:20	21:36:46:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m at the end I’ll see how it’s done I’ll figure it out. Yeah.
21:36:46:05	21:36:47:04	Chris [TBD]	Nordle’s first
21:36:50:16	21:36:58:08	Brin [GM]	order Nortle TBD Eros Fouffa okay and then it’s Locke’s turn all right Nortel you’re up
21:36:57:15	21:37:01:05	Steve [Nortle]	so i have to decide one of these in my
21:37:01:05	21:37:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	incredibly powerful brain yes
21:37:04:23	21:37:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	Use that That’ll help you
21:37:20:09	21:37:27:09	Brin [GM]	All right so you have your numbers okay which one did
21:37:27:20	21:37:30:12	Steve [Nortle]	loose touch uh
21:37:33:09	21:37:40:26	Steve [Nortle]	yes yes no it yeah
21:37:36:18	21:37:41:04	Brin [GM]	When it’s luck – I already said this, did I? It doesn’t matter draw or attack.
21:37:42:03	21:37:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	so i got a seven and a four
21:37:47:10	21:37:48:07	Brin [GM]	Seven-four.
21:37:48:07	21:37:54:01	Steve [Nortle]	seven on my draw one on my, or four on my attack. I rolled
21:37:54:26	21:38:04:13	Brin [GM]	Okay. Great. Awesome. Oh wow. Okay. So you hit lock and he takes damage which I’m going to roll for right now actually.
21:38:04:29	21:38:06:01	Chris [TBD]	two hits
21:38:06:24	21:38:07:07	Steve [Nortle]	should be
21:38:08:22	21:38:09:06	Steve [Nortle]	19.
21:38:11:04	21:38:12:29	Brin [GM]	Oh wow that was six.
21:38:14:02	21:38:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just kidding. Keep rolling until
21:38:21:06	21:38:24:05	Steve [Nortle]	he takes 2d20 damage. Oh, that’d be eight points.
21:38:26:04	21:38:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah your luck was pretty far down there huh?
21:38:26:15	21:38:34:03	Brin [GM]	Wow, they did an update on my Kindle and it’s not
21:38:33:25	21:38:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay
21:38:34:03	21:38:39:02	Brin [GM]	working like it should. There it goes.
21:38:35:15	21:38:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	You’ll get a Precip-
21:38:40:27	21:38:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	Participate
21:38:45:12	21:38:53:05	Brin [GM]	okay now it’s his turn you know what you know we should have done this I forgot
21:38:47:02	21:38:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	talk about my sister. Oh you and I?
21:38:49:07	21:38:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	to like keep these guns after this?
21:38:59:18	21:39:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a Faberge egg
21:39:01:09	21:39:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay sure. And I’m keeping the same numbers I had before Do you need that?
21:39:06:13	21:39:13:21	Brin [GM]	oh my gosh that was horrible he has crazy modifiers
21:39:15:21	21:39:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	he have modifiers And we don’t have modifies
21:39:18:11	21:39:27:17	Brin [GM]	he’s been doing this his whole life I know you don’t know how to use a gun that’s for sure okay
21:39:20:07	21:39:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	Boo.
21:39:20:24	21:39:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t know where I come from
21:39:27:17	21:39:31:09	Brin [GM]	he did not hit
21:39:27:18	21:39:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll see about that
21:39:32:13	21:39:33:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s funny, because I hit him!
21:39:33:18	21:39:42:14	Chris [TBD]	alright so TBD took that bottle of Fireball with him fire whiskey
21:39:42:14	21:39:54:01	Chris [TBD]	I did and because the next thing I try is total success he’s just gonna raise up the bottle take a big swig and just fire without even looking.
21:39:55:13	21:39:55:22	Brin [GM]	awesome
21:39:55:29	21:39:58:04	Steve [Nortle]	While he’s drinking…
21:39:57:16	21:39:59:12	Chris [TBD]	While I’m drinking, it’s BAM!
21:40:02:27	21:40:05:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shoot from the hip, please. Shoot from the hip.
21:40:04:03	21:40:05:23	Brin [GM]	I gotta reroll this one
21:40:06:15	21:40:08:20	Chris [TBD]	And it only makes sense that I did psych.
21:40:10:13	21:40:14:20	Brin [GM]	okay so he also you guys threw at the same time and he hit you as well
21:40:14:28	21:40:15:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
21:40:15:22	21:40:22:03	Brin [GM]	so you actually roll 1d6 for damage it’s not too bad we’re not trying to kill anybody here
21:40:22:17	21:40:23:02	Chris [TBD]	Five.
21:40:23:06	21:40:28:09	Brin [GM]	5 and he needs to roll 2 because you hit him as well
21:40:23:09	21:40:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	hey you okay
21:40:30:17	21:40:31:17	Brin [GM]	where are you Penn
21:40:31:14	21:40:33:24	Chris [TBD]	I suppose I should probably look next time.
21:40:34:29	21:40:35:25	Chris [TBD]	Did I hit him?
21:40:36:05	21:40:38:24	Brin [GM]	you did 4 damage
21:40:37:02	21:40:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	was able to use the fireball right i’m just gonna i’m doing two things before
21:40:37:05	21:40:37:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
21:40:39:26	21:40:40:23	Brin [GM]	Aros you’re up
21:40:47:09	21:40:50:17	Brin [GM]	you guys took fireball from the bartender
21:40:50:01	21:40:58:28	Chris [TBD]	Just the bottle that was sitting there on the bar in all the confusion I was going to use it in the bar fight but…
21:40:52:03	21:40:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he was able to that’s what he used um
21:41:00:01	21:41:02:24	Brin [GM]	because the bartender wasn’t going to let you drink so
21:41:05:21	21:41:07:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I’m not expecting a benefit. It was just cool.
21:41:07:20	21:41:14:10	Dave [Xeros]	just cool yeah yeah um i am going to touch myself and give myself part of inspiration
21:41:09:05	21:41:09:29	Chris [TBD]	Just cool!
21:41:14:10	21:41:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	this is the trial of touch my friend so like i mean it’s all about touching
21:41:17:17	21:41:23:16	Brin [GM]	is the trial of Eros has found a way.
21:41:23:08	21:41:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	so i’ve touched myself in the trial of touch um and then as i touch myself i also activate my ghost step tattoo
21:41:33:06	21:41:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m like i’m just gonna like stick my face like let’s do this ready yeah oh yeah no that’s what i’ll
21:41:40:10	21:41:43:02	Chris [TBD]	You want to really freak him out? Point the gun at your head.
21:41:44:05	21:41:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	do is i’ll actually like turn sideways and point the gun at my own head I’m like, yeah, no one wants to live in this place. This place sucks. You get…
21:41:48:11	21:41:49:19	Chris [TBD]	Watch me master this!
21:41:54:17	21:42:01:29	Brin [GM]	weird Basil has never mentioned you before did
21:41:54:29	21:41:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	This place literally sucks.
21:41:56:22	21:42:02:06	Chris [TBD]	I wonder why.
21:41:59:13	21:41:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:42:06:25	21:42:07:06	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:42:09:03	21:42:18:27	Brin [GM]	you hit what’s your luck what are which one did you pick this round? Loose touch, okay.
21:42:10:11	21:42:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	I definitely hit.
21:42:15:13	21:42:17:18	Dave [Xeros]	I did lose touch.
21:42:17:10	21:42:22:19	Chris [TBD]	He’s loose in touch with reality.
21:42:19:01	21:42:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, loose touch because…
21:42:22:12	21:42:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	And then so I did roll an 18 on luck and then on the…
21:42:26:06	21:42:30:06	Brin [GM]	so those ones don’t matter if
21:42:29:26	21:42:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean yeah, I can add my
21:42:37:15	21:42:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to add
21:42:38:08	21:42:44:11	Brin [GM]	want to. So you’ve perfected
21:42:40:02	21:42:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	So 21
21:42:46:07	21:42:52:14	Brin [GM]	your grip on the trigger. Don’t, don’t. You did psych
21:42:48:23	21:42:49:29	Chris [TBD]	I did psych.
21:42:51:20	21:42:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	Look at that grip look at that
21:42:52:14	21:43:01:03	Brin [GM]	So you perfected your luck, your western luck. Which one did you do? Just make sure you remember because
21:42:54:10	21:42:56:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We can’t see it. Your ghost touches.
21:42:56:29	21:43:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	I like squeeze and my fingers go through my palm
21:43:01:03	21:43:12:25	Brin [GM]	you have to use a different one the next round okay it’s just crazy how like I can think this up in my head this game like I thought about it for a while and was like oh this would be so easy! And then we were trying to explain it
21:43:01:29	21:43:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it did lose touch.
21:43:12:25	21:43:23:20	Brin [GM]	This is not simple as simple as it was in my head okay um you’re up you ready get your three oh
21:43:19:11	21:43:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right. Yep.
21:43:23:20	21:43:27:11	Brin [GM]	yeah what was damage tell me it’s
21:43:25:21	21:43:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want me to roll it? Six
21:43:32:24	21:43:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	And what did I master Grip
21:43:35:25	21:43:42:12	Brin [GM]	grip yep you’re loose touch okay you ready ready and
21:43:40:28	21:43:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah falclaw i don’t want to hurt anybody but this is how you guys do things
21:43:47:05	21:43:53:23	Brin [GM]	i just did something to the screen okay we’re good everything’s good
21:43:53:23	21:44:01:14	Brin [GM]	I have to move this over here it’s not working my um my dice tower has this hole right here
21:44:02:09	21:44:07:17	Brin [GM]	and my the dice keep falling off the table because of it so i’m going to stick this right
21:44:07:17	21:44:15:22	Brin [GM]	here okay hopefully this helps my problem here ready and draw what’d
21:44:15:22	21:44:23:02	Brin [GM]	you get are they good or
21:44:24:01	21:44:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	Did you shrink
21:44:24:29	21:44:30:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh yeah they’re bad falclad does no god doesn’t know how to use this
21:44:31:06	21:44:32:10	Chris [TBD]	He’s a pacifist.
21:44:31:24	21:44:41:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh i chose grip steady grip yep uh and i got a full i well i rolled a one
21:44:41:28	21:44:52:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so three on my attack uh and two on my draw and i rolled the one on my luck
21:44:52:23	21:44:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:44:55:06	21:44:56:19	Brin [GM]	never seen someone roll so
21:44:57:26	21:45:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s this is Thalclaw doesn’t really rely on the fate of the dies it doesn’t matter
21:44:58:21	21:45:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	dice are you using again is it your bones
21:45:03:05	21:45:03:22	Chris [TBD]	It is.
21:45:04:27	21:45:10:21	Brin [GM]	right. He relies on prayer. Would you like to say
21:45:08:06	21:45:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	because there’s something wrong with him or do you because if he shrinks the bullet could just
21:45:10:21	21:45:18:15	Brin [GM]	a prayer right now? Yeah if you say a prayer and let’s say
21:45:17:05	21:45:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	Does the G20 count in this case? Because he’s not rolling it as a…
21:45:17:12	21:45:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well
21:45:24:06	21:45:26:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s not using it that way.
21:45:24:06	21:45:32:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re giving me an advantage here because of my prayer alright great let’s shoot again
21:45:32:04	21:45:38:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh dang it three I don’t think
21:45:34:05	21:45:35:21	Chris [TBD]	It jammed the first time.
21:45:38:28	21:45:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i succeed three on my attack plus two the screen went dark i forgot where it was sorry
21:45:46:25	21:45:55:22	Brin [GM]	look at how dirty that screen is my children have obviously been playing with us it’s cracked and dirty
21:45:47:08	21:46:07:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus two so i guess i get a five okay so
21:45:57:00	21:46:00:12	Brin [GM]	do we need to just forget these cards? This was supposed to be like
21:46:00:17	21:46:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	no it’s great this
21:46:01:27	21:46:04:14	Brin [GM]	uh…no it’s not, it’s mediocre alright
21:46:07:17	21:46:08:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i got a five on my atac
21:46:07:29	21:46:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	the self-deprecation is just
21:46:10:07	21:46:21:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	five on me attack three on mi draw and 12. i’m just shooting all over the place
21:46:16:17	21:46:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	and you can use
21:46:17:11	21:46:21:15	Brin [GM]	aww two misses in a row You’ve got the luck of a bird.
21:46:21:04	21:46:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i don’t know how to use this thing this is clearly sweet
21:46:23:26	21:46:31:21	Brin [GM]	Okay, and he hit you. So I’m… You roll 1d6 for damage. I guess I can just roll it since I’m the one shooting. Five damage.
21:46:26:01	21:46:43:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are these
21:46:32:05	21:46:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	ouch hey
21:46:32:27	21:46:33:10	Brin [GM]	Okay?
21:46:36:02	21:46:37:28	Brin [GM]	Don’t worry. They’re made of wood.
21:46:39:20	21:46:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	They’re not rubber bullets, they’re wooden bullets. A splinter! Ow!
21:46:44:25	21:46:52:03	Brin [GM]	A paintball Or like a sand Like one of those sand rocks That when you throw to get something And goes
21:46:49:15	21:47:05:00	Steve [Nortle]	I bet.
21:46:52:12	21:47:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	a salt one there yeah okay they still hurt like rock salt you can do shotgun shells with rock salt hurts like hell
21:46:53:16	21:46:54:25	Brin [GM]	Yeah, I actually like that
21:47:04:14	21:47:04:24	Chris [TBD]	Sting.
21:47:06:06	21:47:12:19	Brin [GM]	right uh Nortle we’re up you got two more rounds are your dice ready?
21:47:13:01	21:47:15:10	Steve [Nortle]	They are indeed…
21:47:22:23	21:47:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a dirty 20!
21:47:25:09	21:47:25:26	Steve [Nortle]	Psych!
21:47:28:18	21:47:39:28	Steve [Nortle]	You thought I was going this way, but then I went Pow! Bounces around, hits my shell
21:47:32:06	21:47:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	He like ricocheted off of like a bucket on the side. Psych!
21:47:38:05	21:47:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
21:47:40:17	21:47:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	bounces back
21:47:41:18	21:47:44:10	Chris [TBD]	And you duck your head into Your shelf
21:47:44:20	21:47:56:02	Brin [GM]	okay um with that dirty 20 he falls back on his he falls on his bum i almost hey
21:47:54:29	21:47:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
21:47:57:06	21:47:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	Nope you didn’t.
21:47:57:23	21:47:58:23	Steve [Nortle]	that’s impressive
21:48:00:02	21:48:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey your iridescent ass is a little dirty now my friend. Are you okay with that?
21:48:04:10	21:48:07:29	Brin [GM]	all right nothing my glove can’t brush off
21:48:09:04	21:48:10:23	Steve [Nortle]	you get for talking about my sister like that
21:48:11:21	21:48:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	What’s the glove? Is it special? Did you put something in it? Do you have a hand?
21:48:16:01	21:48:21:08	Brin [GM]	roll for my damage please two
21:48:21:03	21:48:29:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sense that Nortle is beating this guy up because he’s talking about his sister but we can’t let Nortles get another incredibly magical item
21:48:21:07	21:48:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	1d6
21:48:29:25	21:48:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I know.
21:48:31:21	21:48:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll shoot my stick chops with my gun.
21:48:34:18	21:48:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	you’re going to get the glove
21:48:39:03	21:48:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	with the chopsticks combined is probably earth ending
21:48:43:00	21:48:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh
21:48:44:26	21:48:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	The snappening
21:48:46:23	21:48:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	infinity stones
21:48:48:02	21:48:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like
21:48:49:18	21:48:51:00	Steve [Nortle]	I am inevitable
21:48:50:26	21:48:52:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:48:51:18	21:48:55:11	Chris [TBD]	Just sticks The sticks through the glove In your mouth
21:48:53:17	21:49:00:20	Dave [Xeros]	With this stick in your mouth, like the penguin. I have a number. You have really big fingers though. I get it.
21:48:55:24	21:49:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	I know a seamstress
21:48:58:01	21:49:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a really powerful snap very
21:49:03:04	21:49:05:04	Brin [GM]	This is not a three-fingered glove.
21:49:03:24	21:49:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	Like
21:49:08:28	21:49:16:04	Chris [TBD]	yeah and i’ve got it yep
21:49:09:26	21:49:11:12	Brin [GM]	That’s awesome. Okay, TBD, you’re up.
21:49:13:08	21:49:14:17	Brin [GM]	Pick which one
21:49:16:04	21:49:28:05	Chris [TBD]	proceed yeah
21:49:16:05	21:49:19:16	Brin [GM]	Is the screen still on? Okay good, I see. Ready and draw.
21:49:22:01	21:49:27:24	Brin [GM]	Okay so let’s just take a look at my dice really quick you guys. I got a 20 a 5 and a 6
21:49:25:02	21:49:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Wow
21:49:27:16	21:49:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	Holy cow You done got shot
21:49:28:05	21:49:38:22	Chris [TBD]	i totally missed so i got a six a three in one well that was uh supposed to be steady grip but
21:49:31:28	21:49:32:12	Brin [GM]	okay
21:49:38:22	21:49:40:27	Chris [TBD]	But that fireball probably did something to me.
21:49:40:22	21:49:47:09	Brin [GM]	So you did not perfect that one oh only 1 damage that’s rough stuff there
21:49:44:18	21:49:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	Got one damage
21:49:47:05	21:49:57:11	Dave [Xeros]	Alright The salt just kind of bounced off your chiseled abs Just flex through it my friend
21:49:57:28	21:50:02:17	Chris [TBD]	That’s why my voice is like this all the time, right? Just constantly in a flexing state.
21:50:02:09	21:50:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	Always sucking it in
21:50:03:28	21:50:05:12	Chris [TBD]	Right, foul clock! Come on!
21:50:06:08	21:50:18:00	Brin [GM]	okay everyone is keeping track of what they’ve successfully done right these three rounds so that and when you if you don’t hit lock it’s not a success you guys got that
21:50:07:08	21:50:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Incredible.
21:50:10:12	21:50:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah Yeah, I’ve mastered grip.
21:50:18:00	21:50:18:25	Brin [GM]	okay because i
21:50:20:12	21:50:22:29	Chris [TBD]	We got to have two successes? Is that what we’re hoping for?
21:50:25:06	21:50:27:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh, okay, so do we just keep going until we get it?
21:50:27:25	21:50:32:07	Brin [GM]	Well, no. It’s whoever gets the three first.
21:50:28:26	21:50:30:11	Chris [TBD]	Or until one of us dies?
21:50:32:12	21:50:33:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, cool. I get it.
21:50:33:27	21:50:35:08	Brin [GM]	Okay? You ready?
21:50:36:25	21:50:47:12	Brin [GM]	Are you touching yourself, Eros? Of course you are. I’m sure it is. Okay, are you ready? Hold on. Am I blocking here? No, I’m not blocking my camera. Ready?
21:50:39:02	21:50:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	This is a trial of touch.
21:50:45:17	21:50:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, it’s okay. My ghost stepped out too last 10 minutes so I’m good. Ready? And let’s do this.
21:50:47:29	21:50:54:06	Chris [TBD]	It’s a 1.
21:50:49:20	21:50:50:14	Brin [GM]	And draw.
21:50:52:04	21:50:57:29	Brin [GM]	What do I do with this? All right. But you don’t know the modifiers that he has.
21:50:52:10	21:50:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a one and a three.
21:50:58:07	21:51:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s all right. Yeah, I got a 15 on my luck and I am doing the steady grip So that’s plus two to my attack which was my three and then I had my one
21:51:10:14	21:51:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	and then a six yeah, definitely I did good.
21:51:14:11	21:51:25:19	Brin [GM]	roll um six for damage i mean one d6 for damage shake a shake all right
21:51:23:06	21:51:29:12	Dave [Xeros]	One, it’s okay. That’s seven points total that I’ve taken off of him.
21:51:30:24	21:51:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	Did a scale fly off of them with the six?
21:51:37:09	21:51:48:27	Brin [GM]	you know what listen to this crappy music we have for this we gotta fix this give me one second this
21:51:41:12	21:51:52:22	Chris [TBD]	gotta get that twang going like my
21:51:43:13	21:51:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think you can touch it. You actually got to use the mouse.
21:51:48:27	21:51:50:23	Brin [GM]	girl and my touchscreens
21:51:52:22	21:51:56:09	Chris [TBD]	kids trying to watch tv they’ll just walk up
21:51:53:18	21:51:54:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of touch?
21:51:58:16	21:51:59:13	Dave [Xeros]	trial is real.
21:52:00:05	21:52:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m touching it!
21:52:02:05	21:52:12:03	Brin [GM]	the mouse is disappearing when i try to what am I doing it’s not though
21:52:12:03	21:52:22:09	Brin [GM]	are you seeing this it’s like
21:52:17:11	21:52:17:18	Chris [TBD]	see a
21:52:22:09	21:52:28:10	Brin [GM]	does it have a loose wire or something all right we’re gonna
21:52:26:23	21:52:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s fine Yeah, this place is depressing anyway. We just gotta get out of here.
21:52:28:10	21:52:34:22	Brin [GM]	ignore the music the music’s fine guys it is depressing yeah this duel is like
21:52:34:22	21:52:41:02	Brin [GM]	it’s like meditation you know what i mean that’s right foul claw are you ready
21:52:38:06	21:52:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m doing so well
21:52:39:09	21:52:41:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is it me already?
21:52:41:08	21:52:43:03	Dave [Xeros]	Do I master anything else
21:52:42:08	21:52:50:29	Brin [GM]	it is you um no just that one that you whatever cart whatever um thing you picked did you pick
21:52:43:06	21:52:44:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Little shipwrecked.
21:52:48:11	21:52:49:26	Steve [Nortle]	Whichever one you picked
21:52:50:29	21:53:02:00	Brin [GM]	okay awesome you’ve mastered two of the three then okay are you already ready and draw oh my
21:52:51:01	21:52:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	grip yeah
21:52:56:26	21:52:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m so ready.
21:53:04:11	21:53:07:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shipwreck. Oh my gosh.
21:53:08:16	21:53:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	cover that up
21:53:10:04	21:53:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s… there’s no yep yeah falclaw is i
21:53:12:23	21:53:15:27	Brin [GM]	I dare say your luck is shit, my friend.
21:53:17:11	21:53:19:06	Brin [GM]	And it’s rubbing off on me.
21:53:18:26	21:53:25:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think there’s some rule from the church we’re not supposed to touch guns or have anything to do with them so
21:53:24:09	21:53:27:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure that is 100% inaccurate
21:53:25:15	21:53:29:28	Brin [GM]	Well, it sounds like I’m never joining that church.
21:53:29:26	21:53:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh i chose psych but i got a one two three and a four oh okay
21:53:36:15	21:53:43:29	Brin [GM]	Yeah, it’s almost as bad as me. I can’t remember what I got but I think it was a two and a seven and something else crappy so I did not hit you
21:53:43:23	21:53:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	wait doesn’t the seven hit
21:53:44:28	21:53:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t get hit though okay
21:53:45:17	21:53:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	can, is it alright they’re so bad that the bullets just hit each other
21:53:45:22	21:53:46:26	Brin [GM]	But you didn’t master
21:53:49:13	21:53:51:05	Brin [GM]	I actually liked that That’s great
21:53:52:11	21:53:55:08	Brin [GM]	Okay, it’S awesome Kay Nortle
21:53:53:26	21:53:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	salt what does it taste like
21:53:53:29	21:53:55:11	Chris [TBD]	so bad it’s good
21:53:55:13	21:53:57:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	isn’t that what we’re trying to do you guys
21:53:57:21	21:53:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	success
21:53:58:08	21:54:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	if you did that on purpose that would have been the coolest thing ever
21:54:02:12	21:54:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that on purpose Nortle
21:54:04:04	21:54:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	wow, did he master anything by doing that
21:54:04:11	21:54:05:13	Steve [Nortle]	very proud of you
21:54:06:13	21:54:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you taste anything when I say that I shot that other bullet out of the air On purpose? What does deception taste like again
21:54:11:06	21:54:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	disappointment
21:54:15:17	21:54:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	this like you just keep on breaking this whole
21:54:19:04	21:54:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a sweet and sour candy it was one thing and now it’s something else
21:54:20:26	21:54:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	thou shalt not
21:54:22:06	21:54:22:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:54:24:01	21:54:24:24	Chris [TBD]	that’s good
21:54:25:17	21:54:27:03	Brin [GM]	Okay Nordle you ready?
21:54:26:28	21:54:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	let’s do this
21:54:29:03	21:54:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	do I have to pick um the one that I haven’t selected yet if I want to master
21:54:35:04	21:54:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	but i could i could pick one that i did succeed with and that doesn’t count is that because i
21:54:35:06	21:54:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
21:54:41:16	21:54:48:01	Steve [Nortle]	have won psych and loose touch so i should pick steady grip because it’s my last one
21:54:45:23	21:54:47:09	Chris [TBD]	yeah because it’s your last one
21:54:50:18	21:55:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’m gonna steady my grip hiya uh seven
21:54:51:10	21:54:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	let’s do this steady grip
21:54:58:11	21:54:59:08	Chris [TBD]	pretty good
21:54:59:25	21:55:00:14	Brin [GM]	ya roll?
21:55:03:13	21:55:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	on attack zero on draw
21:55:08:02	21:55:09:13	Steve [Nortle]	and six on luck.
21:55:12:22	21:55:18:26	Brin [GM]	a hit. So I’m going to roll for your damage. That’s five damage
21:55:19:29	21:55:31:26	Chris [TBD]	reach under your little screen there you got one of your die back under there. Yeah, you totally are. Alright, I’m ready.
21:55:26:04	21:55:33:25	Brin [GM]	making it, I’m pushing it further. There we go, we got it. Okay, awesome. Okay. You ready? You got which one
21:55:31:21	21:55:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so…
21:55:33:25	21:55:40:02	Brin [GM]	this is your last one right? But we’re only doing three rounds.
21:55:35:12	21:55:37:12	Chris [TBD]	No, I’ve only gotten one so far.
21:55:39:22	21:55:46:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh then yeah, this will be my last one. Can I do another one? Or I mean can I… Sounds good.
21:55:46:11	21:55:56:15	Brin [GM]	and if we need to we will do a tiebreaker if we have to. a final draw oh oh what’d you
21:55:58:25	21:56:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s all ones literally all once yeah bunko
21:55:58:26	21:56:01:25	Chris [TBD]	Not great. 11 on my luck
21:56:03:14	21:56:06:09	Chris [TBD]	and it’s all ones. Oops! All ones.
21:56:06:04	21:56:08:10	Brin [GM]	yeah and guess what i missed you too
21:56:09:17	21:56:10:08	Chris [TBD]	Thank goodness.
21:56:13:09	21:56:19:21	Chris [TBD]	I would like to say that I dodged it, but okay. You can call it a miss if you want, but I totally dodge that, yeah.
21:56:20:08	21:56:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know that it would make a very big difference
21:56:22:21	21:56:24:15	Chris [TBD]	Sorry my bad. I don’t need it anymore of it.
21:56:22:21	21:56:32:09	Brin [GM]	no it wasn’t i uh i literally don’t know anything about drunk you guys
21:56:24:22	21:56:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	joke nothing you said it like clipped his ear he got shot
21:56:32:09	21:56:39:17	Brin [GM]	I don’t look on the internet. Oh, that’s great to know. Oh was it? Yeah, yeah I didn’t know that. Anyways
21:56:35:16	21:56:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	like a year ago?
21:56:39:22	21:56:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	A few years? A year and a half ago?
21:56:42:02	21:56:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	It was during the campaign.
21:56:43:29	21:56:45:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so almost two years ago.
21:56:44:29	21:56:56:27	Brin [GM]	oh did I, yeah my husband mentioned that I knew that. Okay, alright Eros you ready? I can’t even tell you how much I don’ t like politics
21:56:56:27	21:57:04:06	Brin [GM]	Like I despise them with a passion If someone talks to me about politics
21:56:59:22	21:57:00:05	Chris [TBD]	don’ blame you.
21:57:01:18	21:57:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	it politics or politicians
21:57:04:06	21:57:13:27	Brin [GM]	I disown them and I’m sorry mother no I didn’t dishonor
21:57:11:16	21:57:12:11	Chris [TBD]	She disowned her.
21:57:13:27	21:57:23:00	Brin [GM]	I just mentally do when she talks about it okay did you already draw here we go here we go here We Go Here We Go What’d You Draw
21:57:26:14	21:57:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	bad i shrink actually i shrink a little bit but then
21:57:27:12	21:57:27:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
21:57:28:13	21:57:30:13	Brin [GM]	is It stop
21:57:33:09	21:57:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	i got uh well it depends on how i want to add this up So I did win on attack. I had, I did psych so I went in an attack.
21:57:40:10	21:57:41:14	Brin [GM]	what did you do on here
21:57:45:09	21:57:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	Um,
21:57:46:27	21:57:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	I got a four on luck and then I lose on draw whatever that means.
21:57:53:00	21:57:55:22	Brin [GM]	months okay um and he did hit
21:57:57:29	21:58:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m that’s fine. It just goes right through me.
21:58:01:21	21:58:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, no. Your attack was minus one.
21:58:05:14	21:58:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	This is my bardic inspiration.
21:58:07:05	21:58:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh right, right,
21:58:08:10	21:58:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	So,
21:58:13:26	21:58:24:13	Brin [GM]	was crappy? All right Fowcloth we’re gonna have to have a tiebreaker round you guys I knew it was going to come down
21:58:14:12	21:58:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it was a one. Yeah, it was terrible.
21:58:22:22	21:58:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m good with that.
21:58:24:13	21:58:29:18	Brin [GM]	with us are you ready this is your last round let’s see if
21:58:25:14	21:58:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	What should what shall we do?
21:58:25:14	21:58:26:11	Chris [TBD]	Not with me?
21:58:29:10	21:58:38:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So ready we go i’m gonna point the gun this way this time to
21:58:30:20	21:58:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	Should we have a music off?
21:58:31:26	21:58:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	who can hold their breath the longest
21:58:37:07	21:58:39:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll put on my dom-com suit and it will be a blast.
21:58:38:14	21:58:49:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make sure yeah I
21:58:40:19	21:58:41:03	Brin [GM]	just love
21:58:41:03	21:58:53:00	Brin [GM]	that this works so well with your character which one
21:58:44:28	21:58:50:15	Chris [TBD]	talk loss like he’s looking down the barrel what is this thing a bouncy thing
21:58:49:17	21:58:51:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	succeed um
21:58:50:29	21:58:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	He shoots himself in the face
21:58:53:00	21:58:53:27	Brin [GM]	did you perfect or
21:58:53:29	21:59:05:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do, I chose loose touch because I was holding the gun way too tightly last time. Yep yep literally
21:59:00:18	21:59:03:19	Brin [GM]	you have to have the touch of a feather on that
21:59:05:20	21:59:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just held a feather over the trigger uh so I got a plus
21:59:09:12	21:59:11:06	Brin [GM]	ah now you’re getting it my friend
21:59:12:20	21:59:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or sorry oh wait so then
21:59:13:11	21:59:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	a hair trigger, not a feather trigger but it’s fine
21:59:18:02	21:59:27:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is a three yes yeah the luck yeah sorry yep okay i’m sorry yeah the luck succeeds for sure
21:59:18:13	21:59:21:07	Steve [Nortle]	Well, your luck is 16 so you hit no matter what.
21:59:21:08	21:59:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah good job
21:59:23:20	21:59:25:11	Brin [GM]	you base it off the attack in the draw
21:59:25:26	21:59:33:25	Chris [TBD]	you hear in that are you hearing that me crunching away no
21:59:27:16	21:59:36:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ha -ha take that well thank you
21:59:28:02	21:59:30:04	Brin [GM]	winner winner chicken dinner
21:59:32:09	21:59:35:05	Brin [GM]	but you’re not a chicken you do look tasty though
21:59:33:21	21:59:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	hear me? Good
21:59:33:25	21:59:45:22	Chris [TBD]	it’s not well thank you
21:59:37:24	21:59:41:02	Brin [GM]	alright and he hit you too
21:59:41:01	21:59:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s such strange culture here not sure
21:59:42:07	21:59:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	I pull
21:59:42:23	21:59:51:03	Brin [GM]	you know what else is strange is Basil’s back
21:59:47:28	21:59:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to say hi and shoot you in the face. It is, it is really
21:59:54:15	21:59:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	out my gun again
21:59:57:04	21:59:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	She’s got
21:59:57:07	21:59:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rips my gun out of my hand
21:59:59:00	22:00:01:07	Brin [GM]	one damage for you and roll for me
22:00:01:08	22:00:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay just one six
22:00:05:10	22:00:07:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one yeah
22:00:06:12	22:00:07:21	Brin [GM]	one, look at us
22:00:07:24	22:00:10:16	Chris [TBD]	I mean, this guy knows an awful lot about Basil.
22:00:11:02	22:00:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	and a back kind of weird
22:00:13:00	22:00:17:09	Chris [TBD]	No one’s seen her back before except for you and apparently this guy.
22:00:15:11	22:00:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
22:00:17:26	22:00:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all saw her tattoo remember she was
22:00:19:04	22:00:21:17	Steve [Nortle]	until like earlier this week but yeah
22:00:20:25	22:00:25:13	Chris [TBD]	Maybe this guy is like actually friends with him?
22:00:23:17	22:00:25:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shaved
22:00:27:01	22:00:27:26	Brin [GM]	friends all right
22:00:28:22	22:00:29:19	Steve [Nortle]	to shoot this guy again
22:00:29:16	22:00:30:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, hold on, hold up.
22:00:31:29	22:00:33:22	Chris [TBD]	Just shut your mouth for a bit, okay?
22:00:35:14	22:00:37:07	Chris [TBD]	You need to ease into this thing.
22:00:38:12	22:00:39:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh my God!
22:00:40:09	22:00:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:00:40:09	22:00:42:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:00:40:09	22:00:42:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:00:40:24	22:00:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	hey you know what? We know we know a fish lady that has a ton of eggs and you can just go paddle your way on over there if you want
22:00:43:25	22:00:45:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:00:51:13	22:00:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t understand that
22:00:56:09	22:00:59:28	Chris [TBD]	Queen’s closet is confused if you’re hitting on him or trying to eat them.
22:01:01:03	22:01:01:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:01:02:05	22:01:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	bit of both
22:01:02:14	22:01:06:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s probably trying to eat me everyone
22:01:05:22	22:01:07:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I think she’s referring to Nordle.
22:01:09:29	22:01:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	all right so i had two successes you had two okay are
22:01:13:19	22:01:22:05	Brin [GM]	had two successes did you have two as well? Just one. So this is a tiebreaker between you two, okay? You two are against
22:01:15:22	22:01:16:10	Chris [TBD]	Just one.
22:01:19:03	22:01:19:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
22:01:19:09	22:01:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	Are we shooting each other?
22:01:22:05	22:01:29:09	Brin [GM]	Locke, okay. Actually I want
22:01:24:20	22:01:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s it, a little bit of a three-way shoot off,
22:01:25:01	22:01:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	we
22:01:32:06	22:01:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	like the spider -man do we
22:01:33:14	22:01:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm, yeah. You, you, you gets the glove.
22:01:35:04	22:01:35:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah. You?
22:01:36:15	22:01:48:05	Brin [GM]	to be careful with this because whoever wins this and you both can’t win, I’ve got it. I’ve got it. I’ve got it. Everyone draw at the same
22:01:50:09	22:02:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	pick do we do we take one of these again or is it just and
22:01:55:03	22:01:57:22	Brin [GM]	draw so I’m gonna roll twice
22:01:59:05	22:01:59:21	Brin [GM]	okay?
22:02:00:13	22:02:04:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but who are you rolling against first? Him first because he’s first in initiative.
22:02:04:26	22:02:12:25	Brin [GM]	No this is a final draw initiative doesn’t matter with this okay you guys are gonna roll at the
22:02:11:08	22:02:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m just saying for your draw like you can select which one of us to hit
22:02:16:26	22:02:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	depending on whatever that is so i’m just saying like which one got it okay so I’m your left hand
22:02:19:26	22:02:24:03	Brin [GM]	I’m going to roll for each gun in each hand does that make sense
22:02:27:18	22:02:28:25	Brin [GM]	yes sound good
22:02:29:08	22:02:30:19	Steve [Nortle]	we picking any of these cards
22:02:30:19	22:03:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	or is this flat whatever we roll i think
22:02:36:03	22:02:44:17	Brin [GM]	about this I will give you plus one to each one since you no no which went which two of you whichever ones you’ve
22:02:44:17	22:02:51:19	Brin [GM]	mastered you get plus one sound good no negatives only pluses
22:02:51:19	22:03:02:26	Brin [GM]	are you ready Nordle if you win i’m gonna be upset no no this is great this is right i’m going to fix it i’m the dm
22:03:02:26	22:03:14:10	Brin [GM]	i do what i want okay this one no one reveal yet i’m gonna do mine first i have to write
22:03:14:05	22:03:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	the cup is keeping it safe
22:03:14:10	22:03:17:03	Brin [GM]	i have um i have To Write This Down Really Quick
22:03:17:10	22:03:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	I haven’t looked at i haven’t looked at it yet oh that
22:03:18:28	22:03:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like christmas morning that sounds so weird
22:03:22:16	22:03:25:11	Brin [GM]	you guys can look at it that’s fine but just don’t tell me
22:03:28:07	22:03:30:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So Dave’s going to take it up To his bedroom And look at her own thing
22:03:34:12	22:03:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This whole dice board
22:03:40:11	22:03:44:28	Brin [GM]	need to just abbreviate oh perfect I don’t even have to worry about that okay
22:03:40:21	22:03:41:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you want my help?
22:03:44:28	22:03:55:27	Brin [GM]	i’ve got nortles oh okay awesome
22:03:46:03	22:03:47:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I could help one of you
22:03:54:24	22:04:04:27	Dave [Xeros]	don’t don’t uh i have
22:03:57:12	22:04:01:07	Brin [GM]	okay nordle and eros reveal your dice
22:04:04:27	22:04:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	an 18 on my luck and a with my bardic inspiration a four on my attack in a four own well whatever it’s foreign for
22:04:15:22	22:04:22:15	Steve [Nortle]	and i have a four and a four well a five and a 4 and then uh nine on my luck
22:04:25:21	22:04:34:13	Steve [Nortle]	so sounds like he has more victories wait what did
22:04:28:16	22:04:32:13	Brin [GM]	okay well well
22:04:34:13	22:04:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	what did you what did i mean i i mean i hit you right so i deal four more damage
22:04:35:29	22:04:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	you didn’t even hit me are you supposed to hit me is it like
22:04:46:13	22:04:48:11	Brin [GM]	did, and I hit both of you as well
22:04:48:28	22:04:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	you get an extra one damage from my salt vault.
22:04:49:26	22:05:01:00	Brin [GM]	um eros is black nortle is white two three damage okay so we’re all a little bloodied
22:05:00:04	22:05:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Oh no! Oh it hurts so bad. Just, just… Oh god!
22:05:10:28	22:05:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	It’s from the Family Glade.
22:05:14:28	22:05:15:15	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
22:05:16:29	22:05:24:19	Brin [GM]	all right well congratulations and he pulls off
22:05:24:22	22:05:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	I am a horse without blemish right now.
22:05:28:08	22:05:33:25	Brin [GM]	He slowly takes off his glove, and he hands it to you.
22:05:30:20	22:05:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a euphemism.
22:05:35:13	22:05:42:17	Brin [GM]	You know, this is a family heirloom. It’s pretty hard for me to part with this, but Cicely requested it.
22:05:43:17	22:05:46:01	Brin [GM]	And for some reason she’s super hot.
22:05:47:09	22:05:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yeah, go under the sea I got a Dom-Com suit You just go do whatever you want. I’m just like, this whole thing’s just…
22:05:56:10	22:05:58:11	Brin [GM]	What the hell is a dom-con?
22:05:59:03	22:06:06:13	Steve [Nortle]	You can watch her lay eggs if you’re into that sort of thing. you gotta picture it in your mind though
22:06:01:23	22:06:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay.
22:06:06:23	22:06:09:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How do you know Sicily You guys
22:06:10:10	22:06:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	They apparently have a message board that they all kind of hit at some point.
22:06:12:00	22:06:16:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in the night under the full moon that’s a sin
22:06:12:09	22:06:24:02	Chris [TBD]	going
22:06:14:11	22:06:21:03	Brin [GM]	It doesn’t feel like A sin
22:06:24:02	22:06:24:13	Chris [TBD]	on
22:06:24:27	22:06:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	He just keeps on this innuendo stuff of like,
22:06:26:04	22:06:35:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just tried I was just asking what sort of relationship you have with
22:06:27:11	22:06:31:25	Brin [GM]	You guys are the one Digging. You’re digging your graves And I’m helping you
22:06:31:06	22:06:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	Nah, I’m pretty sure you’re the one that’s digging for a glove.
22:06:34:29	22:06:46:22	Brin [GM]	Oh, she just told me That someone would come looking This glove is made With certain scales
22:06:49:28	22:06:59:11	Chris [TBD]	oh my gosh
22:06:50:05	22:06:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so it’s an iridescent supremacist glove.
22:06:52:24	22:07:02:13	Brin [GM]	my great -great -grandfather was leon who started this mining town his scales
22:06:54:28	22:06:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hmm.
22:06:58:15	22:07:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	There it is. Hey Leon. Is it made from Leon scales?
22:07:02:13	22:07:07:29	Brin [GM]	his scales are stitched into that glove and let me tell you what it does
22:07:04:26	22:07:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
22:07:07:29	22:07:14:29	Brin [GM]	you guys are we gonna get
22:07:10:00	22:07:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:07:13:00	22:07:14:09	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the sound of your
22:07:13:05	22:07:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
22:07:16:11	22:07:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Well we’re trying.
22:07:17:12	22:07:18:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are we? I don’t know
22:07:18:28	22:07:19:14	Chris [TBD]	it let’s
22:07:19:12	22:07:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	I thought that it was like still dusk because
22:07:20:01	22:07:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes, yes we will tell us what the glove does yes
22:07:25:10	22:07:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the whole point of like trying to kill him.
22:07:27:26	22:07:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	it’s 11 o’clock
22:07:29:22	22:07:31:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re like oh i got planet time
22:07:31:29	22:07:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	Ho-ho!
22:07:35:02	22:07:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	The ghost of communism.
22:07:35:13	22:07:39:02	Brin [GM]	how did I do this again
22:07:40:08	22:07:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	a specter of communism yes
22:07:41:25	22:07:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry. Ho-hoo! Specter of communism
22:07:44:05	22:07:49:11	Steve [Nortle]	the specter of communism is haunting Europe oh boy
22:07:53:06	22:07:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, gosh. Gosh meekly. We help the proletariat seize the means of production.
22:08:00:15	22:08:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	after that will attack them
22:08:04:09	22:08:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:08:06:17	22:08:08:18	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry we’ve been entertaining ourselves.
22:08:09:09	22:08:19:13	Brin [GM]	and I will get these printed and made into little cards I already have them made I just couldn’t print them. And look at how gigantic it is. I gotta figure out how to shrink it down to card size, okay?
22:08:15:27	22:08:16:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re cool
22:08:20:15	22:08:24:04	Brin [GM]	You have acquired the Glove of Pale Scale.
22:08:25:20	22:08:27:15	Brin [GM]	It’s a rare wondrous item.
22:08:27:02	22:08:33:00	Chris [TBD]	nothing there just write it down this is the glove that
22:08:28:19	22:08:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	the glove of iridescent supremacy no
22:08:33:00	22:08:48:13	Chris [TBD]	michael for jackson wore to cover up his bit of life ah nice
22:08:36:11	22:08:46:16	Brin [GM]	These are all… these are just lonely dragonborns, okay. This shiny glove is made of a distinct iridescent dragon scale that change color based off of the wearer’s emotions.
22:08:48:13	22:08:56:12	Brin [GM]	It greatly heightens your sense of touch, giving its wearer lightening reflexes. Just what we need for Eros!
22:08:52:05	22:08:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	Just what you mean?
22:08:55:20	22:08:57:08	Chris [TBD]	not the guy to give
22:08:58:03	22:09:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	um so is this alone the only thing here or do we have like uh oh no i’m gonna have to go repent had a bad thought
22:09:08:07	22:09:08:28	Chris [TBD]	you want
22:09:08:28	22:09:23:13	Chris [TBD]	I love
22:09:10:16	22:09:13:15	Brin [GM]	Are you looking for some beautifully scaled women?
22:09:10:23	22:09:11:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you need
22:09:12:22	22:09:15:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s okay you can
22:09:12:25	22:09:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	no, no I’m not I was thinking it and this could totally up my game
22:09:16:26	22:09:18:03	Brin [GM]	I know you are.
22:09:21:14	22:09:24:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have bad thoughts just what you do with those thoughts
22:09:23:26	22:09:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	Do what they think you should do.
22:09:26:23	22:09:28:22	Brin [GM]	Yes, you can think it all you want.
22:09:29:15	22:09:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not a religious folk.
22:09:32:05	22:09:36:13	Brin [GM]	I have never not wanted to be a part of a religion so deeply.
22:09:36:11	22:09:36:27	Steve [Nortle]	Right?
22:09:37:02	22:09:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	part of it so don’t let get the wrong idea we’re cool
22:09:41:15	22:09:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m 100% part of it
22:09:42:12	22:09:50:11	Brin [GM]	you got a good head on your shell sir okay um
22:09:42:14	22:09:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	I mean…
22:09:44:09	22:09:45:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what
22:09:47:11	22:09:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay what else does it do
22:09:50:11	22:10:01:22	Brin [GM]	the abilities of this glove all advantages have one charge for short rest okay the hair trigger scents you can
22:09:52:00	22:09:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	upgraded touch
22:10:01:22	22:10:07:12	Brin [GM]	feel the exact instant you need to act so it gives you advantage on initiative rolls
22:10:07:12	22:10:16:05	Brin [GM]	okay you also have the feather touch your control over pressure becomes supernatural
22:10:17:10	22:10:18:26	Chris [TBD]	just became a new reality
22:10:19:24	22:10:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	look at this tickle back
22:10:20:07	22:10:29:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m not getting the reference
22:10:23:12	22:10:30:24	Brin [GM]	you gain advantage on sleight of hand checks and it gives you the ability to interact with objects
22:10:30:24	22:10:36:03	Brin [GM]	like draw your weapon reload open a door as a free action once per turn during an encounter
22:10:31:21	22:10:33:01	Chris [TBD]	photograph I got it
22:10:36:03	22:10:47:18	Brin [GM]	which is just what eros needs did everyone see my eye roll i have little eyes but was it was it look at my nose
22:10:39:06	22:10:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	i have free actions and we’d be like i’m gonna like put the glove on and snap it
22:10:46:08	22:10:50:23	Chris [TBD]	do you not know how to roll your eyes either there you go that was good
22:10:50:18	22:10:53:11	Dave [Xeros]	and as my free action i’m going to give everyone a rectal exam
22:10:53:17	22:10:54:11	Brin [GM]	yikes
22:10:53:19	22:10:55:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, my gosh.
22:10:57:19	22:10:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	Ha ha ha ha!
22:10:59:05	22:11:00:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:11:00:24	22:11:05:26	Brin [GM]	you sick alright this is the one that really sucks
22:11:03:10	22:11:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	bend over
22:11:05:19	22:11:07:00	Chris [TBD]	TBD tightens his buns.
22:11:06:29	22:11:09:12	Brin [GM]	the smooth criminal’s caress
22:11:11:18	22:11:17:18	Brin [GM]	his first instead of a yee-haw you know what I’m saying
22:11:17:03	22:11:18:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:11:18:23	22:11:19:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
22:11:19:00	22:11:19:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:11:20:02	22:11:29:13	Brin [GM]	it allows you to achieve it allows you to achieve the perfect shoulder touch get it like
22:11:27:18	22:11:30:23	Chris [TBD]	You mean like… Yeah. Hey.
22:11:29:23	22:11:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	yes i know and this is all bad things
22:11:34:25	22:11:43:05	Brin [GM]	gain you gain advantage on charisma so your advantage on initiative sleight of hand and
22:11:38:24	22:11:40:01	Chris [TBD]	Which he does not need
22:11:43:05	22:11:54:03	Brin [GM]	charisma only when you’re wearing it okay you got to put it on and it’s white and shiny against to your black skin.
22:11:43:07	22:11:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	so i’m rolling two d20s and then it’s okay
22:11:44:26	22:11:47:11	Chris [TBD]	when you’re wearing it When you’re wearin’ it
22:11:55:15	22:12:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	cast minor illusion become a black glove
22:11:56:22	22:11:57:22	Brin [GM]	Oh, great.
22:11:59:03	22:11:59:12	Brin [GM]	All right.
22:12:01:13	22:12:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t dig the iridescent supremacists yeah great
22:12:05:05	22:12:06:03	Brin [GM]	No one does.
22:12:08:04	22:12:15:06	Brin [GM]	Well, congratulations. You finished the trial of touch and all of you know how to shoot a gun.
22:12:11:22	22:12:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay
22:12:15:11	22:12:16:04	Chris [TBD]	All right.
22:12:15:22	22:12:17:23	Steve [Nortle]	Sure do. I’m keeping it! Keeping it!
22:12:17:14	22:12:19:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that what these are is that
22:12:19:18	22:12:22:12	Brin [GM]	We’re going to need you to return those.
22:12:20:04	22:12:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh it fell into my pants
22:12:22:17	22:12:22:26	Steve [Nortle]	Nope!
22:12:25:21	22:12:26:25	Steve [Nortle]	You want to go get it?
22:12:26:20	22:12:28:05	Brin [GM]	Yeah, I don’t want it back.
22:12:28:16	22:12:31:17	Steve [Nortle]	Mine’s stuck in a part of my shell that nobody knows about but me.
22:12:31:23	22:12:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ll give it back i’m pretty sure that i actually shot myself i don’t think that you
22:12:35:19	22:12:45:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hit me i don’t feel you
22:12:37:02	22:12:48:05	Brin [GM]	He’s holding it backwards. he tried to do like a little flip but it just went back and shot him in the shoulder okay awesome well thanks for visiting now get
22:12:37:17	22:12:38:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:12:45:24	22:12:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	too partner i’m
22:12:50:01	22:12:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	Done and done.
22:12:51:03	22:12:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	my god oh let’s get this place smells so bad can
22:12:52:18	22:12:53:12	Chris [TBD]	wait, wait
22:12:54:06	22:12:59:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna cover up nortle’s holes
22:12:57:17	22:13:00:16	Chris [TBD]	I gotta know Lock Holiday
22:13:01:20	22:13:09:19	Chris [TBD]	you said your name was Lock Holiday Lock Lolliday how do you know Basil? like you really know her
22:13:10:10	22:13:21:00	Brin [GM]	sure too she came And she really likes it over here. You see, we have some minds over here and she’s a lover of gems.
22:13:10:27	22:13:17:14	Chris [TBD]	when did she come
22:13:11:20	22:13:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	‘t i don think that
22:13:21:15	22:13:29:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my very insulated feather hands over nortles ear holes steering his
22:13:25:27	22:13:27:21	Brin [GM]	We’ve spent some time together.
22:13:27:05	22:13:30:25	Chris [TBD]	when though recently in the last week
22:13:29:24	22:13:31:14	Brin [GM]	Oh yes recently.
22:13:30:05	22:13:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	somewhere else nordal yes look that one looks like your shell you can hear me i guess
22:13:30:29	22:13:33:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh hey, a rock
22:13:33:25	22:13:36:17	Brin [GM]	In the past couple weeks I haven’t seen her for a while.
22:13:39:05	22:13:40:01	Chris [TBD]	say anything about us
22:13:42:06	22:13:43:24	Brin [GM]	She briefly mentioned you?
22:13:44:07	22:13:48:28	Chris [TBD]	ok alright All right. So you recognized us when we came in?
22:13:49:09	22:13:52:17	Brin [GM]	Well, you are a freak show so yes.
22:13:53:20	22:14:02:17	Chris [TBD]	I mean, oh, I guess we came where we came for it. Wait.
22:13:54:11	22:13:55:17	Brin [GM]	Have a nice day!
22:13:55:07	22:14:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to boil some gold in my hand as he’s walking away.
22:13:57:08	22:13:58:20	Brin [GM]	He walks into the saloon.
22:14:02:15	22:14:12:29	Brin [GM]	Oh! Oh! And he kicks the door back. I forgot to give you this. He hands you a wooden box and it has
22:14:07:03	22:14:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you need a firm handshake.
22:14:12:29	22:14:15:28	Brin [GM]	a rolled up piece of paper with it, okay?
22:14:14:19	22:14:15:02	Chris [TBD]	Perfect.
22:14:17:15	22:14:17:28	Chris [TBD]	Wait.
22:14:17:26	22:14:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ll trade him some parchment for parts it’s uh no
22:14:22:12	22:14:26:16	Brin [GM]	this? Oh, a napkin. Thank you. I set my drink
22:14:24:29	22:14:36:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well sorry yeah this one is a little used there was a dragon
22:14:27:10	22:14:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	coated in margarine
22:14:29:24	22:14:41:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’ll catch on fire if it’s… Don’t put your drink on it. Yeah, this Ursa fat dragon is really gross.
22:14:33:15	22:14:35:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it’s for Firestarter.
22:14:42:07	22:14:52:27	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe you should visit sometime if you’re like, well, I mean. If you’re related to her maybe you should get over there and open her cave up And have her do some jumping jacks
22:14:42:15	22:14:44:13	Brin [GM]	I’d preferred if you didn’t talk about
22:14:45:19	22:14:47:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s what I was going to say. You’re related to her.
22:14:50:19	22:14:58:14	Chris [TBD]	And actually visit your grandma. She is so lonely. You have no idea. Like, she is so… You need to go visit your grandma.
22:14:58:15	22:15:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you should visit the elderly as often as possible
22:14:58:20	22:15:00:18	Dave [Xeros]	I can open up a dimension door
22:15:00:25	22:15:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	It sounds like the curse of your bloodline is just in high cholesterol.
22:15:05:14	22:15:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think because of her bloodline is just actually ignoring the elderly
22:15:10:19	22:15:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	And high blood cluster
22:15:11:11	22:15:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	What was in the box again?
22:15:15:12	22:15:16:09	Brin [GM]	never opened it
22:15:17:18	22:15:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it’s a music box?
22:15:17:20	22:15:18:28	Brin [GM]	much for music
22:15:22:05	22:15:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s more music lyrics on the paper
22:15:25:23	22:15:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to open it while we’re politely leaving sir thank you for the gift
22:15:29:20	22:15:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	Well, she’s no loverer of music So I just think we need to get out of here i’m just gonna
22:15:31:22	22:15:37:17	Chris [TBD]	Are we going to do anything about the mist? Or are we just going to ignore that problem?
22:15:32:26	22:15:40:10	Steve [Nortle]	They don’t care about it so why should we? Let’s go!
22:15:41:10	22:15:44:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think we need to gather all of the senses
22:15:45:13	22:15:46:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	first
22:15:46:11	22:15:46:29	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
22:15:47:11	22:15:50:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then we can take care of the mist. Right?
22:15:48:29	22:15:52:09	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Sure. We took care of one of them.
22:15:52:25	22:15:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i don’t think we should come back here and take care of this if they like it then they can die
22:15:57:11	22:16:04:15	Brin [GM]	the mist isn’t really right in their little they’re kind of tucked away in this little cove
22:16:04:13	22:16:12:19	Chris [TBD]	We just went where the map was marked. Check. Got it cool. I was expecting to find the mist source, but we found something else.
22:16:06:22	22:16:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah got it check all right
22:16:08:25	22:16:13:27	Brin [GM]	the black mist is up above them a little bit, hasn’t quite descended on
22:16:10:18	22:16:11:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know,
22:16:13:11	22:16:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what I could really use is some hydration preferably like a waterfall maybe this place is very dry
22:16:18:26	22:16:23:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah let’s get out of here oh my gosh hey bye
22:16:19:26	22:16:20:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah!
22:16:21:05	22:16:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	We should not let dehydration ruin our vacation.
22:16:27:27	22:16:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll see…
22:16:28:06	22:16:31:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	at destination desecration
22:16:32:03	22:16:32:18	Steve [Nortle]	Desiccation.
22:16:32:15	22:16:39:26	Brin [GM]	not defecation is desiccated just
22:16:32:15	22:16:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	defecation
22:16:32:16	22:16:35:25	Chris [TBD]	Vacation at Destination… Not that vacation.
22:16:35:10	22:16:35:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:16:38:29	22:16:41:27	Chris [TBD]	Vacation and Destination Desecration at the
22:16:43:13	22:16:45:17	Chris [TBD]	Orcus Fortress of Aporpheus.
22:16:44:21	22:16:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	The Orcus Fortress of Amporcus?
22:16:48:07	22:16:54:07	Brin [GM]	We have quite the way with words all right you guys are off okay
22:16:51:16	22:17:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you uh i do want to open the box is it more lyrics to the song special
22:16:58:02	22:17:06:14	Brin [GM]	yes there is a torn piece of the page okay it has more lyrics on it and when you open up
22:17:01:15	22:17:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Hey!
22:17:06:14	22:17:13:04	Brin [GM]	the little box you do notice that it has some like little mechanisms inside it that makes
22:17:13:04	22:17:20:00	Brin [GM]	it look like you it’s safe to say that it’s a music box okay but it has a weird little
22:17:20:00	22:17:27:04	Brin [GM]	um like port on the side almost like it needs a key or something because
22:17:26:29	22:17:28:14	Chris [TBD]	A wind-up toy
22:17:27:02	22:17:27:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tool
22:17:33:26	22:17:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	I have that little key from Castle Leary that opens any door. Maybe it turns the music box.
22:17:34:07	22:17:38:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	normal put it there you go
22:17:35:10	22:17:39:12	Brin [GM]	to it because it needs other things, okay?
22:17:37:26	22:17:38:22	Chris [TBD]	fitted key.
22:17:45:11	22:17:46:18	Chris [TBD]	The box is open.
22:17:46:11	22:17:55:29	Brin [GM]	This one, it won’t. And you’ll understand why. Because one side of it has like a little metal piece sticking out
22:17:55:29	22:18:00:10	Brin [GM]	and the other side has a port. Does that make sense?
22:18:00:05	22:18:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i roll a 20 can i open the box with one of my tools for my little pack.
22:18:04:22	22:18:07:08	Chris [TBD]	the box is open
22:18:07:13	22:18:08:22	Brin [GM]	roll a 20
22:18:09:23	22:18:14:05	Chris [TBD]	very safe bet
22:18:09:28	22:18:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to give you Bardic Inspiration.
22:18:10:11	22:18:11:10	Brin [GM]	I will
22:18:16:24	22:18:18:03	Brin [GM]	listen for a second
22:18:17:25	22:18:19:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m listening, I’m warming it
22:18:20:16	22:18:30:07	Brin [GM]	um if you roll a20 I will allow you to listen to whatever portion of the song this box plays
22:18:20:29	22:18:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	with the bones we’re not getting a 20 on this oh wow
22:18:30:07	22:18:34:12	Brin [GM]	take that whatever meaning
22:18:32:20	22:18:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right to 13 really
22:18:38:27	22:18:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	that’s high though good job the bones did a good job you know like don’t put yourself in a box
22:18:44:05	22:18:45:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really I know my way around
22:18:48:20	22:18:59:02	Brin [GM]	The last sheet says, who knew that fire would be the last thing that I ever see?
22:18:59:19	22:19:03:06	Dave [Xeros]	is it the last sheet so it’s the scrail-like thing
22:19:02:13	22:19:14:02	Brin [GM]	It’s not the last sheet. There’s still some more lyrics. So it’s one-fourth of the page is basically what you have. So you know you have three-fourths of the stage now.
22:19:14:12	22:19:17:05	Brin [GM]	And honestly, the rest of the song doesn’t even matter.
22:19:17:25	22:19:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just the introduction and yeah yeah
22:19:19:28	22:19:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it becomes like a kissing song um yeah yeah it’s it’s like so you got the chorus and then the chorus again you only need
22:19:20:16	22:19:23:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to us
22:19:23:05	22:19:24:03	Brin [GM]	I can’t talk about this song
22:19:23:22	22:19:27:17	Chris [TBD]	repeats itself over and over again. It’s one of those new songs
22:19:25:12	22:19:37:20	Steve [Nortle]	there’s like a dcl coda wait what
22:19:30:03	22:19:38:07	Dave [Xeros]	the chorus once to understand what the chorus is hey wait
22:19:30:25	22:19:36:22	Brin [GM]	I don’t even know why I’m worried but I didn’t even sing it so okay let’s go now everyone
22:19:31:07	22:19:32:03	Chris [TBD]	Right
22:19:37:20	22:19:46:03	Steve [Nortle]	was the other thing in the lyric? That’s all that is there.
22:19:39:21	22:19:43:11	Brin [GM]	who knew that fire would be the last thing that I ever see?
22:19:46:14	22:19:48:22	Brin [GM]	you only got one line on that
22:19:50:03	22:19:51:19	Brin [GM]	1 4th of the page
22:19:51:22	22:19:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Fire and seeing
22:19:54:16	22:19:55:21	Brin [GM]	what did I do to this
22:19:55:16	22:19:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe she got something in her eye, like cayenne pepper
22:19:56:27	22:19:57:06	Brin [GM]	working
22:20:02:28	22:20:11:15	Brin [GM]	maybe it’s like unplugged a little bit under here or something or I messed the thing up. Like tell me if I’m crazy and messed it up
22:20:04:06	22:20:12:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know if that’s the correct interpretation she may have just seen planes
22:20:08:07	22:20:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	Well what if fire acts as a metaphor for
22:20:19:20	22:20:20:05	Brin [GM]	What did I do?
22:20:20:18	22:20:31:20	Steve [Nortle]	consumption uh or itchiness No I’m just
22:20:22:07	22:20:22:29	Brin [GM]	Messed it up
22:20:28:12	22:20:30:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the intermission entertainment by the way
22:20:32:24	22:20:35:17	Brin [GM]	to take a quick little break while we figure out what’s
22:20:34:06	22:20:43:09	Steve [Nortle]	Okay Alright. Heartburn Oh right, that too
22:20:36:16	22:20:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe metaphorically fire can represent a lot of sin heartburn oh yes i suppose yeah yeah very yeah physical
22:20:43:09	22:20:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah she says
22:20:47:13	22:20:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or spiritual sort of fire
22:20:49:21	22:20:51:17	Brin [GM]	Remember what Ursa said
22:20:52:10	22:20:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	uh marissa says lots of things and it’s usually with a very like overweight voice
22:21:00:13	22:21:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	okay um all i taste are ashes tasting and
22:21:01:27	22:21:02:29	Brin [GM]	I have big thumbs
22:21:09:18	22:21:13:13	Steve [Nortle]	seeing are not the same
22:21:13:25	22:21:14:02	Brin [GM]	Thanks.
22:21:22:25	22:21:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	oh why i think i i see why he basil likes this so much i mean rosemary
22:21:27:22	22:21:33:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if basil was here she could say how much she liked that but she’s not you’re very welcome
22:21:29:21	22:21:30:29	Brin [GM]	I mean Rosemary.
22:21:32:26	22:21:34:24	Steve [Nortle]	hmm i’ll keep this for her
22:21:35:07	22:21:46:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the journal did mention the last thing that cecily sees is him on the shore and i believe there’s a fire on the short
22:21:37:03	22:21:37:17	Brin [GM]	Rosemary?
22:21:45:06	22:21:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	is this just like a an analogy for you you’re like ah no I don’t want to be called basil I don’T want to call brynne I’m gonna make my I’m going to change my name for Rosemary.
22:21:46:14	22:21:47:18	Steve [Nortle]	are they
22:21:47:25	22:21:52:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or not the last thing but that’s the reference to sight that’s in the journal
22:21:53:29	22:21:56:24	Steve [Nortle]	so why would we care about sight we all see anyway
22:21:57:00	22:22:01:02	Brin [GM]	She’s… it’s just her form of rebelling because she’s lost sense of self.
22:21:57:28	22:22:09:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, but we have to go find the next synths item. It could be fire. I mean, it could… I don’t know. A flame.
22:22:06:00	22:22:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	to like a… Wow, Chris!
22:22:06:06	22:22:07:05	Brin [GM]	She’s regressed.
22:22:10:05	22:22:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’ know how he’d take a flame with us But it was referenced in the TBD was flexing too hard over there And he broke the door
22:22:11:07	22:22:17:12	Brin [GM]	so many ways. Chris does that every time, doesn’t he? Is it him
22:22:17:28	22:22:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	Son of a…
22:22:21:06	22:22:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	He broke the door.
22:22:22:10	22:22:31:13	Steve [Nortle]	he said that’s how he enters yeah We were laughing too loudly.
22:22:24:04	22:22:28:11	Brin [GM]	It’s not even on
22:22:28:28	22:22:29:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:22:31:25	22:22:36:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry stole your thunder sorry okay probably
22:22:34:28	22:22:41:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so we figured out that it’s probably a bunch of heartburn in the eyes?
22:22:42:05	22:22:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s exactly what it is.
22:22:43:01	22:22:46:24	Brin [GM]	man. Definitely. You guys got it. Great job.
22:22:44:11	22:22:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nortle made an astute observation that sight and taste are not the same thing we did learn
22:22:52:17	22:22:54:20	Steve [Nortle]	I went to school.
22:22:54:01	22:22:56:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We did learn a few things
22:22:58:21	22:23:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but we also we also
22:23:00:11	22:23:01:11	Dave [Xeros]	You actually went to school?
22:23:01:01	22:23:03:18	Steve [Nortle]	I was with you. You were there the whole time.
22:23:04:07	22:23:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that school.
22:23:05:18	22:23:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	remembered that
22:23:05:29	22:23:08:18	Brin [GM]	Oh guys I did the music thing again. Give me a second.
22:23:09:11	22:23:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay.
22:23:13:17	22:23:20:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the journal The Skrael Journal mentioned sight
22:23:16:15	22:23:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	The Skrail Journal.
22:23:21:13	22:23:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cicely saw I believe it was him on the shore with a fire like he was
22:23:27:09	22:23:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	A column of light?
22:23:29:03	22:23:36:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, not a pillar Not a column or anything like that It sounds more like More like a campfire Of sorts perhaps But there was fire On the shore
22:23:35:18	22:23:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	I saw a campfire on the shore instead of a column of lights.
22:23:38:10	22:23:39:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t know
22:23:40:28	22:23:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	That was more brilliant than the sun.
22:23:44:00	22:23:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Aerosite Know what you’re doing
22:23:44:04	22:23:47:06	Steve [Nortle]	And it’s not brilliant so much as wise.
22:23:47:05	22:23:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, more wise than the Sun and finish.
22:23:49:05	22:23:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there you go.
22:23:50:14	22:23:50:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There
22:23:52:25	22:23:56:10	Chris [TBD]	and and i’m on pins and needles here yeah
22:23:55:11	22:24:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well we’re just I mean Sight Sounds like it has something To do with fire Maybe the next item That we’re looking for Is A flame
22:23:59:04	22:24:00:09	Steve [Nortle]	Rhymes with fight.
22:24:02:00	22:24:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	And night!
22:24:03:16	22:24:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	Right!
22:24:07:11	22:24:09:04	Steve [Nortle]	So we need to punch fire.
22:24:09:26	22:24:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	Or you just need to punch so fast
22:24:12:26	22:24:13:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think
22:24:13:01	22:24:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll work on that.
22:24:16:00	22:24:22:28	Chris [TBD]	taste ashes linger scent touch of scales sound of water from the bay, which we’re going to go get right now.
22:24:22:29	22:24:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think the sound is the whistle the tune itself right
22:24:26:08	22:24:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	think what we need to do is
22:24:28:02	22:24:30:05	Chris [TBD]	So sound of water form the bay.
22:24:30:16	22:24:32:25	Steve [Nortle]	How are we going to have fire underwater?
22:24:34:11	22:24:37:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because in the journal she hears the tune
22:24:34:12	22:24:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	don’t know you figure that out
22:24:38:00	22:24:41:11	Steve [Nortle]	Can your DomCon use Fire Underwater or does it just like
22:24:42:01	22:24:44:19	Chris [TBD]	water has for us first. Let’s co-see.
22:24:44:02	22:24:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ll figure out this riddle yes
22:24:48:15	22:24:50:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. I am helpful.
22:24:49:16	22:24:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	all right we’re gonna we’re just gonna like head out that way right and we’re going to go
22:24:57:02	22:25:01:15	Brin [GM]	not a very far block so you’re over here at Destination
22:24:59:07	22:24:59:24	Chris [TBD]	of a jaunt.
22:25:04:06	22:25:13:15	Brin [GM]	And you’re going to walk over here and follow this river upward until you arrive at
22:25:07:28	22:25:10:24	Chris [TBD]	Don’t go chasing waterfall
22:25:08:00	22:25:09:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
22:25:11:03	22:25:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	days later.
22:25:12:01	22:25:14:01	Chris [TBD]	who’s dictating rhythm
22:25:14:20	22:25:22:28	Brin [GM]	This map that I’m gonna pull up, right? About a quarter.
22:25:19:09	22:25:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	Magic map.
22:25:24:18	22:25:33:07	Brin [GM]	Give me a second. Give me one second. Okay, it took you about a day’s walk It didn’t It should have
22:25:25:08	22:25:42:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it did
22:25:27:21	22:25:28:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yep. That one?
22:25:33:07	22:25:37:15	Brin [GM]	it did i’m the dm that’s a nice long
22:25:34:27	22:25:42:03	Dave [Xeros]	That’s probably like four days walk actually because we do have a scale thing and that’s many, many miles.
22:25:42:18	22:25:44:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not but it did okay
22:25:42:28	22:25:54:03	Brin [GM]	right and you arrive okay oh this is not facing the right direction but that’s okay and it’s so small i don’t know why
22:25:45:27	22:25:46:28	Dave [Xeros]	We just – yeah.
22:25:53:20	22:25:54:08	Chris [TBD]	I didn’t see it.
22:25:54:07	22:25:55:10	Dave [Xeros]	You can zoom in.
22:25:56:25	22:26:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Zoom. Like roll the little scroll mouse.
22:26:03:01	22:26:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	Scroll up.
22:26:04:26	22:26:13:08	Brin [GM]	zooming in for me but not you guys oh I know why I got it we’re moving okay
22:26:05:24	22:26:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, put the mouse cursor on the screen. There you go.
22:26:10:17	22:26:14:28	Steve [Nortle]	Do you want To switch to the overhead Because there’s a glare
22:26:17:08	22:26:18:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s way better
22:26:17:09	22:26:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	There you do.
22:26:20:02	22:26:20:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah.
22:26:20:13	22:26:30:21	Brin [GM]	guys are going to arrive from this direction okay this entire um area is surrounded oh I forgot to give
22:26:30:21	22:26:42:14	Brin [GM]	you guys something do I need a retcon right now again this is remember when you guys were back at castle leary and i was like what am i forgetting i just remembered but i was forgetting
22:26:44:13	22:26:46:09	Chris [TBD]	There’s an easy way to solve this.
22:26:46:20	22:26:47:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just pray for it?
22:26:47:18	22:26:53:25	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. Just a fowl comes flying through the air. What was his name?
22:26:54:29	22:26:59:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Harold. Yeah, Harold was the one.
22:26:58:11	22:27:05:01	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Harold comes flying and hits special delivery from Castle Leary Central!
22:27:00:23	22:27:07:24	Brin [GM]	okay okay he’s out of breath he lands
22:27:03:01	22:27:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	No!
22:27:04:11	22:27:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	From central
22:27:06:03	22:27:06:19	Chris [TBD]	Central.
22:27:07:24	22:27:12:23	Brin [GM]	hey guys sorry what was his voice
22:27:11:07	22:27:12:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh, check it out!
22:27:13:08	22:27:17:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah! Fellow Alan, my friend salutes you in the Alan way.
22:27:19:07	22:27:20:07	Chris [TBD]	Owl away.
22:27:22:04	22:27:23:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I guess I’m right here.
22:27:24:23	22:27:25:23	Chris [TBD]	Switch it back.
22:27:26:20	22:27:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have water. I have some water.
22:27:27:14	22:27:39:10	Brin [GM]	i’m gonna be sick oh wait how do birds drink, he turns a little bit to the side. He’s like, okay. Um, is it?
22:27:28:06	22:27:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	Here you go… I’m going to…
22:27:30:25	22:27:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	I carry mine in my mouth.
22:27:36:08	22:27:45:15	Chris [TBD]	I think it’s more like this sort of you know, they scoop it up and let it just fall down their throat.
22:27:42:03	22:27:53:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Excuse me. excuse me okay we’re we’re all a little different okay we all have our own little quirks and
22:27:46:12	22:27:48:15	Chris [TBD]	Why don’t you demonstrate it?
22:27:53:27	22:28:04:01	Brin [GM]	And he’s carrying a pretty big sack and opens it up. Don’t say anything. Don’T speak.
22:28:02:18	22:28:04:03	Dave [Xeros]	you got in your sack there, my friend?
22:28:04:01	22:28:09:12	Brin [GM]	Gosh damnit Eros freaking feast. He opens.
22:28:07:08	22:28:11:21	Chris [TBD]	That’s a stretch. That is a very, very far stretch for something dirty. My goodness.
22:28:10:25	22:28:17:07	Brin [GM]	he opens it up and pulls out this really awesome tank
22:28:16:12	22:28:18:02	Chris [TBD]	Two round tanks!
22:28:16:15	22:28:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, a tank! A tank!
22:28:18:14	22:28:23:18	Brin [GM]	a tube that runs up and has got like a face mask on it
22:28:26:01	22:28:33:14	Brin [GM]	Marie some of the servants is actually pretty lightweight made of aluminum just kidding
22:28:27:10	22:28:28:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	heavy oh
22:28:33:22	22:28:34:08	Steve [Nortle]	Aluminium.
22:28:34:22	22:28:44:08	Brin [GM]	aluminum um Marie and the servants found all this stuff in the basement and some drawings
22:28:44:08	22:28:53:25	Brin [GM]	and everything. And here you go, if you wear these the black mist won’t affect you. Okay? So it’s a cool little backpack that you put on
22:28:49:20	22:28:50:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh, thank goodness.
22:28:53:25	22:28:56:19	Brin [GM]	and the tank comes up. Yeah, basically it’s
22:28:53:29	22:28:55:05	Chris [TBD]	We’re going to be Ghostbusters.
22:28:55:08	22:28:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	a proton pack.
22:28:56:08	22:28:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a shell on my shell!
22:28:58:29	22:29:03:06	Brin [GM]	the tank you see sparkly little dust
22:29:03:17	22:29:03:27	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
22:29:04:18	22:29:10:21	Brin [GM]	they’ve ground up some Mergonian scales and threw them in there, and it purifies the air that you breathe.
22:29:07:22	22:29:08:01	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
22:29:09:20	22:29:11:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, just the scales. All right.
22:29:11:25	22:29:21:10	Brin [GM]	And it works great. And it never runs out of clean air. Have a great day! And he flies away. Oh, oh! And he comes back.
22:29:19:19	22:29:21:25	Chris [TBD]	Great day! Thank you.
22:29:21:21	22:29:30:11	Brin [GM]	I do take tips for my… Oh.
22:29:25:04	22:29:28:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh um i don’t
22:29:25:27	22:29:27:17	Chris [TBD]	What do you guys like to eat?
22:29:28:20	22:29:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	a haircut
22:29:30:01	22:29:33:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t ever forget to say your morning prayers
22:29:34:12	22:29:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	The thing I learned, the tip I learned from Fowl Claw is that
22:29:41:02	22:29:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	molting gets really itchy Use the cream!
22:29:46:11	22:29:47:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:29:49:27	22:29:52:22	Chris [TBD]	and a coin falls out of the sky into the box
22:29:52:23	22:29:54:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:29:53:19	22:29:54:08	Brin [GM]	No.
22:29:59:03	22:30:00:09	Chris [TBD]	it’s raining money
22:30:02:03	22:30:09:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cool i was just gonna plan on using my uh domkong suit to to filter
22:30:08:24	22:30:15:10	Dave [Xeros]	have a i it’s okay i have bag that i can put on my head it’s it’s different air
22:30:09:12	22:30:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the air okay these
22:30:11:21	22:30:18:22	Brin [GM]	it’s restrictive and it has a time
22:30:15:10	22:30:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay they’re like these are like they’re Like Air Gills right they’re
22:30:18:22	22:30:24:16	Brin [GM]	limit but well the time limit i should have made it eight minutes instead of eight hours
22:30:21:07	22:30:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really cool though yeah looks like the Shara made these
22:30:25:12	22:30:30:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah i’m putting mine on definitely
22:30:26:20	22:30:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	filter out stuff.
22:30:32:09	22:30:42:01	Brin [GM]	um about let’s say a mile -ish before you reach the waterfall the whole surrounding area is covered in black mist already
22:30:41:24	22:30:42:10	Chris [TBD]	oh
22:30:42:01	22:30:49:15	Brin [GM]	okay and the dark mist what did i call it darkness all right so you’re still following up
22:30:49:15	22:30:55:04	Brin [GM]	river you’ve entered the dark myst again the same things that you saw at castle leary everything is
22:30:55:04	22:31:05:11	Brin [GM]	decaying it’s slimy and gross um and looks terrible okay as you approach this waterfall
22:31:05:11	22:31:14:28	Brin [GM]	though you see these cool little um blue lights start to appear and you are approaching from here
22:31:14:28	22:31:19:07	Brin [GM]	give me one second i know it’s so dark i’m so sorry i didn’t intend for it to be that dark
22:31:21:14	22:31:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the light glare on The Dark Mist that’s my problem.
22:31:27:06	22:31:34:23	Brin [GM]	you come to this nice little landing right here and as you pass through these blue little firefly looking things
22:31:34:23	22:31:44:29	Brin [GM]	you start to notice that the mist isn’t anywhere near this water over here at the base of this waterfall. Okay?
22:31:46:15	22:31:58:09	Chris [TBD]	and try to catch one of these blue lights definitely a
22:31:53:22	22:31:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	Sleight of hand, but…
22:31:58:09	22:32:02:28	Chris [TBD]	success that’s a nat 20 plus 3 23 what the first nat 20 of the night
22:32:03:11	22:32:04:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	smash it
22:32:07:07	22:32:12:25	Chris [TBD]	yeah oh that’s true ah well fine take my thunder a little
22:32:08:29	22:32:11:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yep, bring gut.
22:32:11:06	22:32:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, like Yeah. And all you did was catch a firefly.
22:32:15:14	22:32:17:22	Chris [TBD]	this thing is underwater right
22:32:17:24	22:32:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like Daniel Did you grab his chopsticks and
22:32:20:23	22:32:29:23	Chris [TBD]	which I had yes
22:32:21:03	22:32:22:13	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, give those back!
22:32:25:01	22:32:32:01	Brin [GM]	you pull a mason jar out of your back pocket and totally and and
22:32:29:15	22:32:31:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your back pocket
22:32:30:08	22:32:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	He had a really big back pocket.
22:32:31:20	22:32:41:08	Chris [TBD]	no actually I was going to put it in with the little sparkle filters in the backpack and just stick it in there. Yeah, okay. Oh crap.
22:32:31:24	22:32:32:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:32:38:03	22:32:48:02	Brin [GM]	a little bit. All right. That’s fine. So it dies. I’m just kidding. I was totally joking. It did not die. And it is it’s not a bug.
22:32:41:29	22:32:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
22:32:42:26	22:32:43:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:32:43:22	22:32:45:22	Chris [TBD]	Anyway, what am I holding? Yeah, I got the little blue
22:32:48:02	22:32:51:11	Brin [GM]	It’s literally just a light and it’s just purifying there.
22:32:52:16	22:32:55:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay. For research purposes, I’ve got this stored away.
22:32:55:23	22:32:58:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, we should give it to Lashara? Oh.
22:32:57:28	22:32:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh.
22:32:58:04	22:32:58:20	Chris [TBD]	Aww.
22:32:59:02	22:33:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	I made myself sad.
22:33:00:23	22:33:01:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:33:02:22	22:33:03:24	Brin [GM]	over
22:33:03:10	22:33:04:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t remember that
22:33:05:09	22:33:13:10	Brin [GM]	in the corner over here you see a familiar cart
22:33:09:25	22:33:13:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Remember that I was somewhere else.
22:33:14:15	22:33:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	I was just reminding you that she’s dead.
22:33:14:29	22:33:18:18	Chris [TBD]	Cart. Oh my gosh. Who’s here?
22:33:17:20	22:33:19:27	Brin [GM]	and you see Cho Mama
22:33:17:25	22:33:18:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, no!
22:33:20:00	22:33:23:05	Chris [TBD]	Yo mama! She gets around doesn’t she?
22:33:21:05	22:33:23:21	Brin [GM]	she’s got a big bucket
22:33:23:16	22:33:25:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s almost like it could be suspicious.
22:33:27:15	22:33:37:17	Brin [GM]	and she’s pouring it into a little basin in her cart okay all right and she stands up
22:33:27:20	22:33:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	She’s the one who’s chasing waterfalls.
22:33:29:11	22:33:42:08	Chris [TBD]	oh crap now we know where the soup base comes from i don’t
22:33:37:17	22:33:46:22	Brin [GM]	and she starts pushing your card away you’re welcome to call out and talk to her if you want to whatever you wanna do just remember that she always has good tips and good advice because
22:33:46:22	22:33:53:22	Brin [GM]	she’s been around. So if you want to yell her name and she is walking
22:33:52:14	22:33:52:28	Chris [TBD]	her name again
22:33:55:18	22:33:56:26	Chris [TBD]	hey is that your mama
22:33:56:29	22:33:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh shit, you did it, didn’t you?
22:33:59:20	22:34:09:07	Chris [TBD]	hey yo mama yeah i need another fortune i’m gonna i’m going to use my last coin to get
22:34:02:08	22:34:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	I need another fortune.
22:34:03:17	22:34:04:14	Brin [GM]	look at who
22:34:06:04	22:34:06:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Witchcraft!
22:34:08:12	22:34:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	You literally do magic.
22:34:09:07	22:34:17:19	Chris [TBD]	another fortune joe mama i got i got one more token i need wait was she the one giving us
22:34:10:16	22:34:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s different.
22:34:13:13	22:34:15:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s about the source.
22:34:15:09	22:34:25:00	Brin [GM]	you guys yeah you guy uh pretty hungry you following me You need some yum-yum.
22:34:17:19	22:34:31:22	Chris [TBD]	the fortune yeah yeah i need one more fortune what are
22:34:25:14	22:34:31:11	Brin [GM]	I don’t have any noodle ready right now, sorry. I’m just getting more water for the bar.
22:34:28:13	22:34:28:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
22:34:32:06	22:34:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle, yeah, wait, Nortel, get your chopsticks ready.
22:34:34:00	22:34:38:14	Brin [GM]	You know this special waterfall is really good.
22:34:38:28	22:34:47:18	Chris [TBD]	you like eight days to come get just the water from here apparently well how are you getting around
22:34:41:11	22:34:45:19	Brin [GM]	Yeah well I service a big area. Wink wink!
22:34:47:18	22:34:51:01	Chris [TBD]	so fast you got one of these things and i pull out the cube
22:34:49:08	22:34:50:24	Brin [GM]	And do a lot walking.
22:34:51:25	22:34:54:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortles, is she telling the truth, Nortal?
22:34:54:25	22:34:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like Beetle.
22:34:55:05	22:34:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, she tastes- Tastes like lettuce.
22:35:02:17	22:35:04:19	Dave [Xeros]	How deep is the water
22:35:05:29	22:35:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m buying a card.
22:35:07:11	22:35:13:02	Brin [GM]	look at you you want a card oh i always take a coin from customer thank you
22:35:08:22	22:35:09:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, buy a card
22:35:11:20	22:35:13:07	Chris [TBD]	i give you one too
22:35:14:10	22:35:22:06	Brin [GM]	okay i got two cards hold on i don’t have my one second i gotta go get them i didn’t grab those
22:35:24:02	22:35:25:23	Chris [TBD]	fortune guys and need another
22:35:29:08	22:35:31:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if I ended with any coins last time I forgot
22:35:31:23	22:35:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want to borrow? I can give you some. I’ve got a stack
22:35:35:05	22:35:35:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually wait
22:35:37:20	22:35:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hold my notes here real quick
22:35:50:07	22:35:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	stacker coins.
22:35:51:08	22:35:52:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh, I have three coins
22:35:53:10	22:35:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
22:35:57:03	22:36:05:14	Brin [GM]	hold on i gotta get my card out he caught me unexpected oh god oh yeah that’s the right word
22:36:05:18	22:36:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	Did she say off card? That’s amazing. Good job.
22:36:06:07	22:36:07:06	Chris [TBD]	yeah i did
22:36:06:20	22:36:08:27	Brin [GM]	ha ha ha get it
22:36:09:07	22:36:12:21	Chris [TBD]	so cool oh thanks
22:36:10:05	22:36:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	Here, here you go.
22:36:14:12	22:36:18:02	Chris [TBD]	here’s the coin it is
22:36:16:27	22:36:22:28	Brin [GM]	oh fantastic ooh thank you one second i gotta
22:36:22:28	22:36:28:29	Brin [GM]	get this pulled up and my book i’m not prepared for you today
22:36:32:11	22:36:34:14	Brin [GM]	Oh, this is kind of creepy music isn’t it?
22:36:35:11	22:36:41:02	Chris [TBD]	chomama i am always freaked out when she’s i didn’t say that aloud
22:36:38:26	22:36:40:03	Brin [GM]	Hiya! Best friend.
22:36:42:05	22:36:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just thinking it. We’re messaging each other. Yeah.
22:36:44:13	22:36:52:02	Chris [TBD]	what is going on up there speak of the devil how
22:36:46:04	22:36:54:13	Brin [GM]	Aw you guys are just as weird as I remember hold on give me a minute I gotta find this okay Okay
22:36:49:17	22:36:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	She’s starting to freak me out.
22:36:52:02	22:36:59:15	Chris [TBD]	is she always in our path yes
22:36:55:10	22:37:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like that dude that sells insects that wanders around Correus and every time you come to a stable he’s there.
22:37:01:23	22:37:06:26	Chris [TBD]	he’s like really freaky looking yeah i like that guy too
22:37:03:18	22:37:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	What are you buying?
22:37:05:10	22:37:06:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one of us get a look inside
22:37:06:22	22:37:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	What are you selling?
22:37:09:13	22:37:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, stranger
22:37:10:07	22:37:13:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Could one of us get a peek inside of our cart? Maybe.
22:37:12:08	22:37:13:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I could totally peek inside the cart.
22:37:14:07	22:37:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	Is that a euphemous? I don’t ever know with this guy
22:37:17:08	22:37:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	No, I actually really… Yeah, no, I don’t want to peek at that cart. I’ll peek in the actual cart. I’m going to sneak over and peek in the cart
22:37:17:11	22:37:19:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not sure what a euphemism is.
22:37:19:05	22:37:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
22:37:26:05	22:37:28:29	Brin [GM]	I’m going to let you pick them whole stack
22:37:26:16	22:37:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yes
22:37:29:15	22:37:30:16	Steve [Nortle]	So I just pick one
22:37:32:00	22:37:33:12	Brin [GM]	Just cut that stack
22:37:36:12	22:37:40:22	Chris [TBD]	we’re doing this and she’s distracted eros is doing something
22:37:39:27	22:37:46:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna go look in the I’m gonna use my free action to go look
22:37:45:18	22:37:46:17	Steve [Nortle]	You think so
22:37:49:13	22:37:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that’s terrible
22:37:49:14	22:37:50:14	Brin [GM]	gonna change this
22:37:52:08	22:37:55:13	Dave [Xeros]	I need some help Can someone else help me? Give me the help action
22:37:56:03	22:38:09:01	Chris [TBD]	i’m yeah falclaw is not looking at cards am i
22:37:56:04	22:37:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll help you. Silent feathers.
22:37:59:17	22:38:03:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yep Do it Roll again Roll a d20
22:38:02:16	22:38:04:06	Brin [GM]	remind me what
22:38:04:20	22:38:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	We’re looking in the cart.
22:38:09:01	22:38:11:02	Chris [TBD]	allowed to look at them or is it a random draw
22:38:11:05	22:38:12:19	Steve [Nortle]	I need to write that down
22:38:11:08	22:38:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	I think our prayers are falling on a deaf god, my friend.
22:38:15:16	22:38:18:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think it’s the dark mist. I think there’s a sort of
22:38:17:11	22:38:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:38:19:00	22:38:20:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like no…
22:38:19:27	22:38:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	transmission error of sorts.
22:38:21:17	22:38:24:10	Chris [TBD]	looks good look it looks good i got
22:38:22:26	22:38:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	But that’s why we have the intermediary of idios to help us speak to Salune.
22:38:29:05	22:38:40:06	Chris [TBD]	hey nothing
22:38:29:24	22:38:31:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I try helping you and i shrink
22:38:33:22	22:38:34:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:38:35:10	22:38:39:01	Brin [GM]	that’s crazy man I ain’t never seen that before
22:38:36:13	22:38:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, buddy. I’ll just put you in my pocket.
22:38:39:24	22:38:41:03	Steve [Nortle]	The water is cold
22:38:40:29	22:38:44:24	Brin [GM]	i’ve never met anybody who has worse luck than i do that’s what i’m trying to say
22:38:44:03	22:38:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	I think your bones are weighted wrong and it’s always…
22:38:44:13	22:38:53:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah it’s I don’t know I’ve used several sets of dice this is our entire game I’m cursed I think yep
22:38:54:05	22:38:56:04	Brin [GM]	it not the dice Eat that hand.
22:38:56:13	22:38:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, wait. Wait.
22:38:56:17	22:38:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah oh yeah I was supposed to use my right hand
22:38:58:21	22:38:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Wait. Wait. Wait.
22:39:00:27	22:39:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, it’s just advantage on initiative.
22:39:01:29	22:39:02:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	use my left hand
22:39:03:14	22:39:08:03	Brin [GM]	Your house, you get my joke yeah? I mean uh Nordle
22:39:03:22	22:39:03:27	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
22:39:05:24	22:39:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	But then I have…
22:39:07:27	22:39:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	I have an advantage on that.
22:39:10:04	22:39:10:20	Chris [TBD]	Fowlclaw!
22:39:11:08	22:39:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	huh
22:39:11:17	22:39:15:02	Brin [GM]	okay Oh look it got a picture of you!
22:39:12:08	22:39:13:16	Chris [TBD]	I got you, man!
22:39:16:25	22:39:19:01	Chris [TBD]	This one’s much more real looking though.
22:39:19:20	22:39:20:22	Brin [GM]	Did you oh
22:39:20:02	22:39:21:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s only because
22:39:21:04	22:39:32:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	As I temporarily shrunk one
22:39:21:24	22:39:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s only because he’s like small and he’s the chibi version of himself. It’s fine.
22:39:25:22	22:39:26:22	Brin [GM]	Oh man
22:39:26:24	22:39:28:04	Chris [TBD]	It’s called the Emperor.
22:39:28:09	22:39:29:22	Brin [GM]	Oh Uh-oh
22:39:29:28	22:39:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	say the emperor oh patman considering his size
22:39:30:23	22:39:33:13	Chris [TBD]	Emperor. It did sound like emperor.
22:39:35:23	22:39:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	I still think there’s something off with him right now. Look at him.
22:39:37:23	22:39:38:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What are you talking about?
22:39:42:20	22:39:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	Even when he shrinks, he’s got something weird going on.
22:39:45:15	22:39:55:26	Brin [GM]	The Emperor energy materializes as the signal that your pride had gone unchecked negative two on your next strength roll sabre that’s a bad card
22:39:46:07	22:39:50:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My one. The two big guys, the ones just twitching a little bit.
22:39:49:03	22:39:50:03	Dave [Xeros]	He is twitchy.
22:39:50:09	22:39:51:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh crap.
22:39:52:09	22:39:58:25	Chris [TBD]	Ah, my muscles deflate just slightly.
22:39:57:21	22:39:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry about that.
22:39:58:16	22:39:59:25	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:40:00:09	22:40:39:25	Steve [Nortle]	dog wheel of fortune sound
22:40:03:21	22:40:10:25	Chris [TBD]	Really squeaky sounding. What is it again? Negative two on next string.
22:40:11:23	22:40:19:22	Brin [GM]	wheel of fortune oh luck has arrived no need to roll your next endeavor will succeed
22:40:21:26	22:40:25:06	Dave [Xeros]	you’re talking to whatever is at this freaking waterfall, what’s at this waterfall?
22:40:27:13	22:40:30:20	Brin [GM]	Just a word of advice. Why are you here?
22:40:31:17	22:40:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	we just passed
22:40:32:02	22:40:33:22	Brin [GM]	You’re here to talk to somebody.
22:40:34:18	22:40:39:09	Dave [Xeros]	the trial of touch and now I guess we’re passing a trial of something
22:40:39:25	22:40:59:05	Steve [Nortle]	if there’s no fire well it’s
22:40:40:11	22:40:40:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sight.
22:40:43:20	22:40:45:12	Brin [GM]	Oh, you’ve been talking to Cicely.
22:40:43:23	22:40:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, not that we’ve seen yet.
22:40:46:27	22:40:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	it’s been
22:40:47:18	22:40:58:05	Chris [TBD]	How does everyone know what Cicely needs and no one’s done it for her yeah that’s exactly oh
22:40:49:28	22:40:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	they have a chat board it’s just like we’re looking for the stupid guys to walk in and, like, do the quest. Like, holy crap.
22:40:59:05	22:41:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	a good thing they picked us then because we’re really good at that oh
22:41:03:21	22:41:07:03	Brin [GM]	There’s one way you can always show respect in someone’s home
22:41:07:16	22:41:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	Throw a coin
22:41:08:02	22:41:08:23	Chris [TBD]	do tell
22:41:11:03	22:41:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah um i don’t i don’ have those
22:41:12:19	22:41:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t also wear shoes.
22:41:13:20	22:41:14:07	Dave [Xeros]	that problem.
22:41:17:01	22:41:23:13	Brin [GM]	well have a nice day okay i gotta go make my noodles bye uh what what what oh you had to quit
22:41:20:02	22:41:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh wait, I have a coin. I have a coin.
22:41:23:13	22:41:31:22	Brin [GM]	too oh okay just wanna want i look at you getting a tarot card like
22:41:23:17	22:41:26:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I had three from last time, and I’m going to give you a question.
22:41:31:03	22:41:37:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah hey that’s a new religious experience i think we should tell your uh your religious friends about this
22:41:35:17	22:41:36:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros.
22:41:37:07	22:41:40:05	Chris [TBD]	a study studies studies of religion
22:41:37:19	22:41:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros! Eros, try again!
22:41:41:07	22:41:46:18	Chris [TBD]	all right I’ll try and look in it he’s doing it yeah I got it
22:41:46:16	22:41:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think we’re supposed to be worshipping idols yet.
22:41:50:06	22:41:51:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The world…
22:41:52:15	22:41:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t want to be in the world. You’re supposed
22:41:54:08	22:41:55:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One day…
22:41:56:15	22:42:05:23	Brin [GM]	to be of the world just in the world right oh something like that don’t let this card get you down it means prosperity 10 gold
22:41:58:15	22:42:01:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just own the world? Just kidding.
22:42:08:14	22:42:11:02	Chris [TBD]	got an 18 by the way when I was trying to peek in her cart.
22:42:08:17	22:42:09:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros?
22:42:10:02	22:42:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	You know what
22:42:10:03	22:42:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	uh don’t don’t you owe me one of those gold pieces or are you supposed to pay like 10 10 so
22:42:11:19	22:42:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look.
22:42:13:11	22:42:18:12	Chris [TBD]	an 18 when I was trying to peek as you were doing
22:42:21:01	22:42:24:23	Chris [TBD]	We’re just a little suspicious about Chomama keeps showing up.
22:42:21:06	22:42:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	like why what’s wrong with me
22:42:21:21	22:42:24:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not to you
22:42:25:10	22:42:36:17	Brin [GM]	is very cut and dry this is a good old classic ramen cart she’s she’s just old and she’s full of wisdom
22:42:25:19	22:42:26:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re
22:42:30:00	22:42:34:22	Chris [TBD]	She is the goose from Panda Kung Fu Panda
22:42:31:28	22:42:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You
22:42:33:13	22:42:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
22:42:35:08	22:42:37:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We are not
22:42:36:17	22:42:40:21	Brin [GM]	and she’s been around and she knows
22:42:37:01	22:42:39:19	Chris [TBD]	alright It’s the cat lady
22:42:40:18	22:42:44:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It goes to the church and you are not
22:42:40:20	22:42:47:12	Chris [TBD]	Alright Hey it’s just It’s just noodles in there, guys. That’s all that’s in there.
22:42:43:16	22:42:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Alclaw?
22:42:45:26	22:42:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	No, I understand that but he just like took a weird tarot card and you know how many gold pieces equals and so it’s I know, but it’s 30 pieces of silver my friend.
22:42:52:10	22:43:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	yeah he’s not paying me his tithing according
22:42:57:26	22:43:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	That 10 gold pieces is 30 pieces of silva.
22:43:00:05	22:43:02:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No That’s an interesting
22:43:03:20	22:43:15:17	Steve [Nortle]	to my math that doesn’t make any sense but anyway i want one it’s what you’re supposed to do and look i’m built like a church
22:43:09:00	22:43:11:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well Look
22:43:15:07	22:43:23:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	look i want you to know that this is not tithing i’m not paying you tithying but will out of the generosity of my heart give you one gold coin
22:43:24:20	22:43:29:01	Steve [Nortle]	oh well i’ll take that and i’m making a wish and i threw it right into the water
22:43:30:02	22:43:35:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re already in my pocket
22:43:31:08	22:43:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	You should probably throw the rest of them in there because they’re ill-gotten goods my friend
22:43:37:06	22:43:39:27	Chris [TBD]	This is the most money Foulclaw has ever had in this life.
22:43:37:10	22:43:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	What are you going to use them for?
22:43:41:22	22:43:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	you’re now to nine
22:43:45:13	22:43:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:43:49:08	22:43:49:28	Chris [TBD]	That’s good.
22:43:49:24	22:43:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	it syncs very well
22:43:53:16	22:44:03:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um so we need to take our shoes off tvd have you ever taken your
22:43:56:14	22:43:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	Mine are already off
22:43:57:27	22:43:59:05	Chris [TBD]	Alright, I’ll take them off.
22:44:00:16	22:44:04:21	Chris [TBD]	This is my first time and yeah, no I have not so
22:44:03:02	22:44:07:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shoes off. Do we need to make a constitution check?
22:44:05:14	22:44:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	Man He’s got like trench foot
22:44:06:20	22:44:07:14	Chris [TBD]	get ready.
22:44:09:01	22:44:12:07	Chris [TBD]	Everyone needs to make concentration rolls.
22:44:11:10	22:44:11:29	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:44:11:26	22:44:15:21	Steve [Nortle]	no, no, I don’t want to waste my next success on that
22:44:14:16	22:44:19:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:44:14:26	22:44:16:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:44:15:17	22:44:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. There it goes. All right.
22:44:17:03	22:44:19:00	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:44:18:06	22:44:19:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s too late.
22:44:18:20	22:44:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
22:44:20:16	22:44:21:00	Brin [GM]	goes
22:44:21:20	22:44:30:02	Chris [TBD]	i’m gonna make one myself these boots man oh i it even knocks me out man
22:44:23:23	22:44:25:05	Dave [Xeros]	Constitution saving throw?
22:44:24:17	22:44:26:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh sweet okay 15
22:44:30:26	22:44:32:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:44:32:28	22:44:43:13	Chris [TBD]	whoa i’m going to stick my feet in the water where all the little blue guys are they’re going to purify it guy they’re gonna purify
22:44:34:13	22:44:36:26	Steve [Nortle]	I don’ t smell anything what are you
22:44:39:24	22:44:40:24	Steve [Nortle]	they all just
22:44:41:17	22:44:42:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:44:41:17	22:44:43:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:44:43:17	22:44:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can they come and eat all the bacteria off?
22:44:44:24	22:44:46:25	Chris [TBD]	yes yes they’re good eat my
22:44:46:12	22:44:50:12	Brin [GM]	this is literally the worst possible introduction you could have
22:44:49:27	22:44:52:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:44:52:29	22:44:54:11	Chris [TBD]	oh there’s a person
22:44:54:26	22:44:59:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t she just tell us about purity you’re contaminating the pool
22:44:55:18	22:44:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	maybe just I just dropped a coin on her head apparently
22:44:56:07	22:44:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	Apparently there’s a person.
22:45:01:12	22:45:06:07	Brin [GM]	And you just hear, oh gross water!
22:45:01:20	22:45:11:10	Chris [TBD]	all right this is quite soothing why haven’t I done this before
22:45:12:26	22:45:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	a new black mist starts coming out of the water.
22:45:13:10	22:45:14:16	Chris [TBD]	my gosh
22:45:15:09	22:45:20:11	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh.
22:45:16:12	22:45:18:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m bathing in the mirror
22:45:19:14	22:45:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	mist starts like delving into the water now.
22:45:21:27	22:45:22:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:45:23:07	22:45:31:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	TBD maybe TBD maybe you should maybe you go all the way under the water it’s just i mean
22:45:23:26	22:45:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	Like, except like…
22:45:29:28	22:45:38:01	Chris [TBD]	I do that are you guys telling me that TBD has smelled this entire time.
22:45:31:17	22:45:37:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it feels good on your feet maybe try immersing yourself completely yeah
22:45:38:28	22:45:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	We didn’t want to say anything that’s I mean it’s you know
22:45:39:22	22:45:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, like… I… Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:45:40:19	22:45:41:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:45:45:02	22:45:49:09	Dave [Xeros]	I mean since you put your boots on
22:45:45:05	22:45:52:18	Chris [TBD]	Well, to be honest I haven’t taken a shower since No, well yeah and I don’t remember when that was
22:45:52:21	22:45:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Swollen waste probably. It’s still filled with swollen waste water.
22:45:54:04	22:45:55:08	Chris [TBD]	Swollen Ways probably
22:45:56:11	22:46:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	there were the boots he put on before He went to the swollen waist and he swelled into them So we couldn’t really take him off
22:45:56:25	22:45:57:26	Chris [TBD]	the last time
22:46:01:21	22:46:05:02	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good story It’s a good explanation
22:46:03:05	22:46:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like he’s like the Cloudy with his chance of meatballs.
22:46:03:20	22:46:04:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:46:07:16	22:46:12:13	Chris [TBD]	And When the muscles shrank down just a little bit I was able to get the shoe off
22:46:09:23	22:46:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just a little bit
22:46:13:01	22:46:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I get it but you have like the weird Chinese bound foot now That’s like
22:46:17:03	22:46:19:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh, the worst. I hate the way those look.
22:46:20:11	22:46:26:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep just gonna i’m just gonna help you ease into the water
22:46:22:11	22:46:22:22	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
22:46:25:16	22:46:27:12	Chris [TBD]	You’re going to scrub my back?
22:46:27:20	22:46:30:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you just gotta go you just got to go completely
22:46:29:27	22:46:30:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:46:31:11	22:46:33:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you gotta go completely under
22:46:35:07	22:46:36:09	Chris [TBD]	Too low! Too low.
22:46:35:11	22:46:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	Nope nope nope oh no By immersion immer
22:46:36:02	22:46:40:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no, no, if you go down I’ll be able to reach the if you
22:46:42:00	22:46:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not going. You should say a prayer or something first.
22:46:44:01	22:46:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as you immerse yourselves in the water I’m gonna say
22:46:44:05	22:46:48:11	Chris [TBD]	TBD gets in the water all the way. Although we were… Well, I was in a DomCon suit.
22:46:50:08	22:46:51:19	Chris [TBD]	Are you going to baptize me?
22:46:51:05	22:46:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	No I’m gonna cast ceremony with ya
22:46:51:25	22:46:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:46:51:25	22:46:53:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:46:51:25	22:46:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:46:51:26	22:46:52:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
22:46:52:23	22:46:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:46:55:01	22:46:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:46:55:19	22:46:57:09	Chris [TBD]	you’re gonna come up and just say
22:46:59:20	22:47:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	Here we go
22:46:59:23	22:47:02:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s basically in the name of Saluni and the Shards
22:47:00:02	22:47:01:09	Steve [Nortle]	Basically, in the name of
22:47:03:15	22:47:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
22:47:05:19	22:47:10:16	Dave [Xeros]	In the name of Saluni and the Shards, I am going to cast a Ceremony to Bless The Water.
22:47:06:20	22:47:14:16	Chris [TBD]	I think it only counts if I accept it myself
22:47:11:05	22:47:12:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s probably a good idea
22:47:11:26	22:47:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like you need to roll to see if you have another religious experience
22:47:18:05	22:47:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, I think you do too.
22:47:18:24	22:47:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay, yeah I don’t remember what you had to do.
22:47:19:12	22:47:23:08	Chris [TBD]	that’s true I gotta mark it on the I don’t remember either
22:47:19:25	22:47:21:05	Brin [GM]	And yeah, roll.
22:47:22:08	22:47:25:23	Brin [GM]	And while all of you are doing this,
22:47:25:26	22:47:36:26	Chris [TBD]	but if it’s a constitution since then i get negative two so while we’re doing this it’s 13
22:47:28:26	22:47:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	En nombre de Saluni et des shards.
22:47:31:02	22:47:33:28	Brin [GM]	while you’re doing this You look up on this pedestal
22:47:33:14	22:47:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah.
22:47:35:26	22:47:37:17	Brin [GM]	All of you have your shoes off, right?
22:47:36:26	22:47:44:20	Chris [TBD]	i’m standing there like a wet dog no
22:47:38:01	22:47:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	I never had him on.
22:47:38:28	22:47:41:01	Brin [GM]	And you’re standing in front Okay sweet
22:47:39:02	22:47:39:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep,
22:47:42:10	22:47:46:26	Brin [GM]	None of you guys can see this, right? Can you see that? Hey. None of that. Can you?
22:47:44:20	22:47:51:23	Chris [TBD]	we cannot know yeah i mean i can see it but i can’t read it i
22:47:45:07	22:47:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:47:47:01	22:47:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	No.
22:47:51:26	22:47:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, so Chris did you just have a religious experience?
22:47:55:01	22:47:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let me see if I can find the mechanic
22:47:56:05	22:47:58:00	Dave [Xeros]	He failed, yeah, so he did.
22:47:56:09	22:47:59:22	Chris [TBD]	you failed i think i had to hit a range
22:48:00:00	22:48:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	I think it was like you had to have 15 or higher and then you saved against the religious experience
22:48:05:22	22:48:13:25	Chris [TBD]	but it was with what i don’T
22:48:08:06	22:48:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	It would be religion, but I think it was just a straight roll when we did it
22:48:13:25	22:48:25:21	Chris [TBD]	remember if it’s religion it’s plus five at least that would have been an 18 anyway go ahead while we’re shenaniguing
22:48:14:23	22:48:16:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I’ll look it up while we’re doing
22:48:25:21	22:48:32:13	Chris [TBD]	away i know there you that’s hard
22:48:27:27	22:48:33:17	Brin [GM]	Okay. While your shenanigans away
22:48:34:23	22:48:43:20	Brin [GM]	You look up and you see This beautiful pedestal. Okay. Can you read? I just don’t want to reach.
22:48:35:01	22:48:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	Shenaniganing
22:48:44:24	22:48:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
22:48:44:28	22:48:47:02	Brin [GM]	Grab. Thank you. Is this the girl?
22:48:47:18	22:48:55:10	Chris [TBD]	or basil or this thing
22:48:48:02	22:48:49:24	Dave [Xeros]	I told you she has clothes on
22:48:48:06	22:48:48:20	Brin [GM]	Oh.
22:48:50:08	22:48:56:26	Brin [GM]	uh yeah she uh that’s all right short just pretend that
22:48:56:19	22:48:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, do you need a fish-like person?
22:49:01:16	22:49:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	Because I got one
22:49:04:16	22:49:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like a deity looking person
22:49:06:23	22:49:07:29	Brin [GM]	yep exactly
22:49:08:13	22:49:09:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like The Lady in the Lake
22:49:14:01	22:49:16:06	Brin [GM]	I gotta get my
22:49:19:24	22:49:20:29	Brin [GM]	angelic voice on
22:49:23:26	22:49:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m on pens and needles
22:49:27:13	22:49:37:01	Brin [GM]	that is so cool yeah just for just for the sake of fullness even though that’s not what she looks
22:49:27:19	22:49:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the only girl
22:49:29:22	22:49:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	You want to swap it out?
22:49:31:27	22:49:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	But yeah, I need to
22:49:33:28	22:49:44:25	Chris [TBD]	is that in the
22:49:37:01	22:49:49:13	Brin [GM]	like it’s so awesome let’s use that one switcheroo maybe i know
22:49:47:05	22:49:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	get her push things back.
22:49:52:21	22:49:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	They became a hazard.
22:49:57:26	22:50:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll reintroduce them at some point. They’re in a drawer somewhere.
22:50:01:18	22:50:10:12	Brin [GM]	she looks awesome all right this is not what he looks like at all um but imagine yes very
22:50:06:23	22:50:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	But it looks cool.
22:50:10:12	22:50:20:27	Brin [GM]	beautiful kind almost she’s got kind of a glow around her. She’s a goddess, okay? She’s got goddess vibes
22:50:20:27	22:50:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s got like an Asimir vibe too.
22:50:22:11	22:50:24:26	Brin [GM]	She has an acemere vibe for sure
22:50:27:21	22:50:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	And I’ve got the smooth touch now.
22:50:31:09	22:50:32:12	Brin [GM]	Smooth criminals
22:50:32:18	22:50:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	I know.
22:50:34:14	22:50:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	Just want to walk up and touch your shoulder.
22:50:37:12	22:50:45:07	Brin [GM]	Okay this pedestal is pretty high up I would say it’s like your shoulder height so you for sure you kind of have to strain
22:50:45:07	22:50:52:10	Brin [GM]	a little bit to look up at her this is not by her choice okay um i
22:50:50:17	22:50:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	Why don’t you come down here then if it’s not by your choice?
22:50:52:10	22:50:57:20	Brin [GM]	would like it if you
22:50:52:13	22:51:00:26	Chris [TBD]	Apparently, I’m getting baptized.
22:50:53:28	22:51:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	You just have this running monologue going on in the name of Saluni and the Shads.
22:50:57:20	22:51:05:23	Brin [GM]	tell me what you’re doing here your cleaning if there’s
22:51:05:04	22:51:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	I did bless your water, though. You’re welcome.
22:51:14:15	22:51:15:20	Chris [TBD]	What’d you wish for?
22:51:16:05	22:51:17:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, what did you wish for?
22:51:16:21	22:51:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	can’t i can tell you if i do then the wish won’t come true i did
22:51:19:05	22:51:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	Do you give him a wish spell? Is that what you give out here, the wish spell if I throw a token in? Can I get a wish bell?
22:51:30:21	22:51:41:04	Steve [Nortle]	write down my though it’s documented uh yeah i got it i got a wish yeah deal that
22:51:31:25	22:51:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
22:51:33:23	22:51:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	If you ever get a Wish Spell, that’s what you have to wish for.
22:51:35:05	22:51:35:27	Brin [GM]	Text it to me, please.
22:51:41:04	22:51:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	could be hilarious in many different ways. Or it could be like, yeah
22:51:47:29	22:51:48:14	Brin [GM]	Alright.
22:51:48:29	22:51:49:04	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
22:51:50:16	22:51:51:05	Chris [TBD]	Tell us.
22:51:50:18	22:51:58:02	Brin [GM]	Honestly, you didn’t need to bless my water. It’s as pure as it gets. That’s literally… It’s my job.
22:51:54:25	22:51:56:14	Chris [TBD]	I’m feeling mighty clean now.
22:51:56:14	22:51:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	It was really because he put his feet in it.
22:51:58:22	22:52:00:04	Chris [TBD]	Externally and internally.
22:52:00:03	22:52:03:23	Brin [GM]	If you bathe in this water it extends your life.
22:52:03:23	22:52:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	Sweet, I’m going to jump right in.
22:52:05:11	22:52:06:22	Brin [GM]	You can involves
22:52:06:25	22:52:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I just take my pants out. My rip-away pants just…
22:52:08:09	22:52:10:29	Brin [GM]	oh okay oh
22:52:12:22	22:52:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	Can I roll to see how dexterity my dive is?
22:52:13:29	22:52:15:15	Brin [GM]	dearest of Salune
22:52:16:09	22:52:18:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a Speedo but it’s spelled with an
22:52:18:21	22:52:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s actually made out of jean material.
22:52:23:23	22:52:25:23	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. It extends your life really?
22:52:24:01	22:52:25:00	Dave [Xeros]	Dark jeans.
22:52:27:13	22:52:32:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I Just Rolled a 19 on my Dexterity so it’s Greg Louganis style.
22:52:28:02	22:52:36:03	Brin [GM]	does you know what don’t you know that’s that’s chomama’s secret didn’t you
22:52:31:26	22:52:38:17	Chris [TBD]	The conehead girl so this whole time
22:52:36:03	22:52:45:27	Brin [GM]	we have a deal yeah she brings me ramen and i let her take my
22:52:39:05	22:52:41:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just swimming underwater.
22:52:39:21	22:52:40:17	Chris [TBD]	What’s the deal?
22:52:42:13	22:52:45:04	Chris [TBD]	She takes your water ramen
22:52:45:27	22:52:48:27	Brin [GM]	i let him take the water from my waterfall
22:52:47:26	22:52:48:11	Chris [TBD]	Goodness
22:52:49:29	22:52:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	nudes huh?
22:52:51:20	22:52:54:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, and I pop out of the water right when you say that.
22:52:55:25	22:53:01:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No! No nudity no nudity here oh my gosh oh my gosh
22:52:56:13	22:52:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
22:52:59:11	22:53:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	Noodles I said
22:53:00:17	22:53:16:25	Chris [TBD]	noodles no come swimming with me please hi hey
22:53:01:16	22:53:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, come swimming with me, please.
22:53:01:28	22:53:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	at the
22:53:04:07	22:53:07:13	Brin [GM]	I can only go so far
22:53:09:28	22:53:10:12	Dave [Xeros]	Why?
22:53:10:13	22:53:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	Like into the water?
22:53:14:14	22:53:21:12	Brin [GM]	that came out wrong it’s nice to meet you too
22:53:15:19	22:53:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Hi! Hey, I’m Eros.
22:53:18:27	22:53:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	Pleased to meet ya.
22:53:21:19	22:53:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	I am gonna cast a…
22:53:22:20	22:53:34:08	Brin [GM]	no you don’t I am okay over here if you see on this you guys are the worst okay down here these steps right here okay it goes this is like the main basin of
22:53:34:08	22:53:45:02	Brin [GM]	water so pretend the waterfall is falling right here okay give me a point again right here the waterfall that’s this is the bottom of the falls and this is
22:53:39:20	22:53:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:53:45:02	22:53:52:01	Brin [GM]	like the basin and this waterfall is literally nicknamed silver falls or it’s the moon basin
22:53:52:01	22:54:02:04	Brin [GM]	falls okay um and over here yeah it’s great
22:53:54:26	22:53:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	Silver Lake’s above it.
22:53:57:26	22:54:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	And there’s a camp there. Yeah, me too.
22:53:59:05	22:54:11:00	Chris [TBD]	been there cold water that freaking sucks you had to hike so long just to go kiss boy
22:54:02:04	22:54:05:13	Brin [GM]	it’s a great place uh i was like on my first
22:54:12:00	22:54:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	She didn’t say boy I live in Silver Lake
22:54:13:22	22:54:24:20	Brin [GM]	my gosh he played football in whoo all right it was at the top above it the sacredness got purified as a
22:54:15:00	22:54:16:15	Chris [TBD]	I assumed, you’re right.
22:54:19:12	22:54:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Salune Falls
22:54:24:18	22:54:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the falls is what purifies it’s that you know falling through the air she
22:54:26:15	22:54:36:04	Brin [GM]	That’s right. It falls into the Moon Basin, okay? And you can kind of see it almost looks
22:54:36:04	22:54:44:20	Brin [GM]	like there are glowing and I had no way to depict this on the map but it almost looks like she is almost in a cage.
22:54:44:20	22:54:55:10	Brin [GM]	You see very faint luminescent bars okay right here the bars go around and it comes around this pedestal around to the other side
22:54:47:01	22:54:48:29	Chris [TBD]	She’s in a cage
22:54:55:10	22:55:02:24	Brin [GM]	and she can only be in the basin of this waterfall okay And then there’s these pools right here around the edge
22:54:59:05	22:55:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	that sucks hey did did um
22:54:59:07	22:55:02:21	Chris [TBD]	Can we get past the cage?
22:55:03:27	22:55:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	What’s your name?
22:55:06:13	22:55:07:13	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait
22:55:08:09	22:55:11:13	Brin [GM]	I’m the goddess Perdona
22:55:13:11	22:55:14:17	Chris [TBD]	Well, perdoname
22:55:16:13	22:55:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	it’s exactly the name of one of our episodes by the way
22:55:17:28	22:55:21:10	Steve [Nortle]	Hey We as a lot of people I think I’m fine
22:55:21:28	22:55:29:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s sister of Salune
22:55:23:03	22:55:23:18	Steve [Nortle]	No
22:55:23:26	22:55:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	she’s uh she’s a sister of sha like sha right
22:55:28:18	22:55:37:04	Brin [GM]	My older sister is Sulune, yes And you appear Oh look at you
22:55:31:01	22:55:32:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay.
22:55:38:15	22:55:41:22	Brin [GM]	Fresh worship It’s delicious.
22:55:41:21	22:55:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	She’s just going to eat it up aren’t you?
22:55:42:24	22:55:45:29	Brin [GM]	I haven’t had that in a long time. It’s delicious.
22:55:45:20	22:55:47:02	Chris [TBD]	This is pathetic.
22:55:48:05	22:55:49:14	Chris [TBD]	Looking at Balclaw.
22:55:49:11	22:55:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we must
22:55:53:13	22:55:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	Did
22:55:54:26	22:55:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	offer
22:55:55:26	22:55:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	Adro do this to you?
22:55:56:12	22:55:58:00	Chris [TBD]	to kill something?
22:55:56:25	22:55:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	I already…
22:55:58:08	22:55:59:28	Brin [GM]	Did Adriel do what to me?
22:55:59:26	22:56:09:06	Dave [Xeros]	Put you in this cage. It seems like you’re kind of a performer here You stay in your little cage and perform for people that walk up the waterfall
22:56:05:00	22:56:17:03	Chris [TBD]	was it Sicily?
22:56:09:12	22:56:12:03	Brin [GM]	I’m forbidden to tell you who put me here,
22:56:12:17	22:56:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Do you want
22:56:13:05	22:56:15:23	Brin [GM]	but it’s for very specific purpose.
22:56:15:21	22:56:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	To stay here?
22:56:17:19	22:56:18:05	Brin [GM]	No.
22:56:19:17	22:56:24:11	Chris [TBD]	Are you in the chat group too with Sicily Did she tell you we were coming?
22:56:21:07	22:56:23:12	Brin [GM]	I am. I am…
22:56:21:25	22:56:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	She’s totally in the track group. How? She just sits there and lays eggs all day.
22:56:24:16	22:56:26:16	Brin [GM]	Cicely. She has been visiting me
22:56:29:11	22:56:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, they just kind of pop right out of her.
22:56:32:02	22:56:32:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh!
22:56:32:24	22:56:38:17	Chris [TBD]	oh no i’m okay i passed that one yeah yeah yeah
22:56:35:18	22:56:46:11	Brin [GM]	and pure thing see this guy is absolutely wonderful so you must all
22:56:36:23	22:56:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	came up in my mouth a little bit.
22:56:38:00	22:56:41:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It is beautiful, absolutely. Life
22:56:43:12	22:56:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	Finds your way.
22:56:46:11	22:56:49:15	Brin [GM]	have you collected the other items
22:56:50:13	22:56:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe.
22:56:52:02	22:56:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	Absolutely.
22:56:53:24	22:56:54:26	Steve [Nortle]	Chop! Stick chops!
22:56:56:28	22:57:03:12	Brin [GM]	to help Sicily so if you’re trying to help Sicily then you are friends of mine especially
22:56:59:25	22:57:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe.
22:57:02:13	22:57:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you.
22:57:03:26	22:57:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you praise
22:57:04:06	22:57:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	A minute. Can I cast
22:57:06:28	22:57:10:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You have to beat a 15 otherwise you have a religious experience
22:57:14:26	22:57:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	He actually rolled a 13 with a plus 5.
22:57:15:07	22:57:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well
22:57:16:26	22:57:24:14	Chris [TBD]	i mean i did have an experience oh i feel very different
22:57:19:13	22:57:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	Was it religion check
22:57:20:29	22:57:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you feel any different when you came up out of the water? I bet you do
22:57:26:01	22:57:28:08	Chris [TBD]	I did not know my skin was this color
22:57:30:19	22:57:32:07	Chris [TBD]	it’s a lot lighter than I remember
22:57:32:01	22:57:33:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s just
22:57:32:17	22:58:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like a serious tan line on his boot line is it
22:57:37:06	22:57:39:06	Brin [GM]	That’s disgusting. This is Harry Lee.
22:57:40:09	22:57:42:12	Chris [TBD]	my beard is a lot whiter now too
22:57:43:27	22:57:44:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah
22:57:46:07	22:57:49:12	Brin [GM]	Well welcome to the trial of sound. Oh, I forgot what it was on.
22:57:51:01	22:57:52:00	Chris [TBD]	oh nice
22:57:51:05	22:57:52:27	Brin [GM]	So Lunae asked me…
22:57:54:05	22:57:56:02	Brin [GM]	I don’t even know if this can fit over my head.
22:58:00:01	22:58:06:25	Brin [GM]	We got it. We got It! I actually taught myself a tune on this and I don’t think
22:58:08:11	22:58:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	that the song of time from ocarina of time
22:58:14:08	22:58:22:05	Brin [GM]	nope, I can’t remember it I have my notes somewhere
22:58:16:22	22:58:17:03	Chris [TBD]	it a go
22:58:20:11	22:58:21:16	Chris [TBD]	sounds very
22:58:23:09	22:58:34:03	Brin [GM]	anyways, it doesn’t matter she does a beautiful whistle with this thing and it carries across the water all the way down
22:58:27:04	22:58:27:19	Chris [TBD]	nice
22:58:34:03	22:58:44:17	Brin [GM]	and it just goes for miles and you can see at night time when the moon is out the sound waves, you can see them moving and they glisten.
22:58:44:17	22:58:47:17	Brin [GM]	Okay? It’s very beautiful. All of
22:58:46:29	22:58:50:03	Steve [Nortle]	Is this the same tune that…
22:58:47:06	22:58:47:21	Chris [TBD]	Borealis
22:58:51:13	22:58:52:29	Steve [Nortle]	Baden was whistling.
22:58:55:18	22:59:04:02	Brin [GM]	off tune right now but yes it’s the same one. Okay okay um I’m the one that taught
22:59:04:02	22:59:13:09	Brin [GM]	Cicely music but she doesn’t remember this from a long time ago when she was before she is before she is what
22:59:17:08	22:59:29:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if she hears this song were you trapped here by another god it’s in the journal i’ll look at
22:59:17:14	22:59:23:17	Brin [GM]	and I would have helped her but I’m stuck here
22:59:26:26	22:59:30:27	Brin [GM]	you truly, you truly have insight
22:59:29:06	22:59:38:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you. Yes yes, thank you Eros
22:59:34:17	22:59:36:17	Brin [GM]	disgusting Adriel
22:59:38:25	22:59:43:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well if you had worshipped and bowed
22:59:43:20	22:59:49:08	Brin [GM]	he’s just such a pure form that I’m more willing to speak with him
22:59:48:15	22:59:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	that is that a joke about the way i look are you you got a problem with
22:59:52:04	22:59:55:16	Brin [GM]	his mind is much more purer than yours
22:59:56:10	22:59:59:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean to her you probably just look like a teenage kid.
22:59:57:16	22:59:57:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are
23:00:00:15	23:00:07:15	Brin [GM]	that’s awesome
23:00:00:27	23:00:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stuff, and I’m tiny too
23:00:07:08	23:00:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	i just have a problem like you know revering someone just because of who they’re
23:00:15:12	23:00:21:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well, meritocracy has a lot of flaws in it but I just want you to know that Arrows keep going
23:00:21:19	23:00:23:12	Chris [TBD]	Who is Adriel again?
23:00:24:23	23:00:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	the uh god
23:00:26:05	23:00:28:08	Brin [GM]	basically the god of the merfolk
23:00:28:10	23:00:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	he’s a bad guy
23:00:29:11	23:00:32:17	Chris [TBD]	And he was the one that like you can’t write stuff down.
23:00:33:10	23:00:37:24	Brin [GM]	he despised he favored Sicily
23:00:33:26	23:00:35:13	Chris [TBD]	That guy sucks.
23:00:34:08	23:00:36:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very oppressive
23:00:42:13	23:00:47:26	Brin [GM]	punished her because her and Leon got together and that’s why she’s in position that she’s in now
23:00:47:14	23:00:48:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Leon
23:00:50:10	23:00:52:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s right okay yeah great
23:00:50:25	23:00:51:03	Chris [TBD]	Leo.
23:00:52:20	23:00:53:06	Brin [GM]	cause he
23:00:53:12	23:01:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	met his like great great great grandson fun i
23:00:58:22	23:01:02:17	Brin [GM]	All right. Well, welcome to the trial of sound.
23:01:03:05	23:01:05:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what must we do oh great one
23:01:10:14	23:01:20:23	Brin [GM]	…I’m really worried about what dice number i’m about to use right now so we might have to do like one trial run of this. All of you pull out a d6 please!
23:01:20:23	23:01:31:23	Brin [GM]	I’m so scared. This could potentially be way too much. I want, um, I’m here to teach you about the purest sound,
23:01:33:18	23:01:35:28	Chris [TBD]	Oh, you mean this and he pulls his guitar out. It’s like.
23:01:37:13	23:01:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	my violin
23:01:40:13	23:01:40:27	Chris [TBD]	Huh?
23:01:40:21	23:01:42:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just start singing
23:01:42:01	23:01:42:29	Brin [GM]	You know,
23:01:47:04	23:01:47:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
23:01:47:27	23:01:56:21	Brin [GM]	to charm her yes a hundred percent go ahead if you would like to perform a song, go for it.
23:01:50:16	23:01:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, performance check. Let’s do this.
23:01:56:21	23:02:00:06	Brin [GM]	You will be rewarded.
23:02:00:08	23:02:03:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh well I join in
23:02:04:28	23:02:05:25	Steve [Nortle]	Maraca and
23:02:06:27	23:02:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	Tummy percussion with my, I really wish that
23:02:09:12	23:02:10:21	Chris [TBD]	You and me both man.
23:02:10:27	23:02:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay. That’s a 16.
23:02:11:17	23:02:15:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an 18
23:02:13:08	23:02:14:19	Chris [TBD]	How? With a four?
23:02:16:21	23:02:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	I could have had a free victory.
23:02:21:24	23:02:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	I wish your feet took it from me.
23:02:24:05	23:02:29:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh, you were playing by the rules. Well, I… Maybe if I drink that
23:02:31:20	23:02:39:22	Chris [TBD]	ember wine. No, that’s just cold damage. Okay, I rolled two plus three so five. Yeah, I’m not charming
23:02:32:19	23:02:33:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What did you roll
23:02:38:07	23:02:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	With my bardic inspiration I got another six too so that is a 16-22.
23:02:39:22	23:02:49:00	Chris [TBD]	anyone. The violin breaks through the sound and the voice is singing.
23:02:45:24	23:02:46:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an 18
23:02:49:25	23:02:52:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	An 18
23:02:50:11	23:02:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	You got a what?
23:02:52:22	23:02:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	Wow!
23:02:53:03	23:02:54:27	Chris [TBD]	Steve’s about to say it’s 20-something.
23:02:55:02	23:02:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	22.
23:02:56:07	23:02:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, me and you Maraca boy. Woo!
23:02:56:08	23:02:57:09	Chris [TBD]	Jeez, dude.
23:03:00:00	23:03:09:29	Chris [TBD]	TBD’s guitar is wet my strings it’s out of tune yeah gosh dang that little trickster
23:03:00:19	23:03:04:23	Brin [GM]	so the DomCon has been messing with
23:03:02:11	23:03:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:03:02:11	23:03:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:03:06:11	23:03:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s soggy guitar
23:03:09:25	23:03:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	Chris, every time you perform.
23:03:11:17	23:03:15:09	Brin [GM]	you step up to the side a little bit okay
23:03:12:18	23:03:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:03:13:24	23:03:19:01	Chris [TBD]	how was i ever famous like lars
23:03:15:09	23:03:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	Back in 4-4 time again.
23:03:19:20	23:03:20:18	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
23:03:20:18	23:03:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:03:20:18	23:03:21:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:03:20:22	23:03:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true.
23:03:21:01	23:03:27:04	Chris [TBD]	freaking drummer can’t even keep a beat fighting words
23:03:29:07	23:03:40:10	Brin [GM]	okay so she loves your performance um wow i just i just wanna like why
23:03:40:10	23:03:46:02	Brin [GM]	are we even doing this trial but unfortunately we still have to do
23:03:46:05	23:03:46:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
23:03:50:10	23:03:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	Passing grade
23:03:51:17	23:03:55:23	Brin [GM]	it’s honestly just for my entertainment because I get quite bored.
23:03:57:00	23:04:01:20	Dave [Xeros]	I asked if he wanted to stay in your cage or not. We could probably find a way to get you out.
23:04:03:29	23:04:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	Do you know how many dances have I broken out of the cages before?
23:04:09:13	23:04:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forgive him forgive him for yes
23:04:10:05	23:04:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	no what forgiveness i did a good thing why
23:04:16:20	23:04:24:10	Brin [GM]	mind is fine. Listen, I can’t leave. Okay? I could be used
23:04:24:10	23:04:32:14	Brin [GM]	as a weapon. We can’t allow that to happen, okay? So I have to stay here.
23:04:32:15	23:04:36:28	Brin [GM]	I know my role. I know My purpose and I’m safe in this.
23:04:35:28	23:04:45:27	Dave [Xeros]	can we get you like a hammock or something just to like make this look under the sea can
23:04:39:18	23:04:51:02	Brin [GM]	Oh, I um…I have a beautiful home not under the sea but In-in a cavern behind the waterfall you don’t
23:04:45:05	23:04:48:01	Chris [TBD]	remember she’s not really a fishy person
23:04:51:02	23:04:53:23	Brin [GM]	You don’t need to work. You know, you can’t enter the space
23:04:53:11	23:04:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s impolite to ask if you can come over to a woman’s house.
23:04:56:15	23:04:58:15	Chris [TBD]	so what are we doing
23:05:00:20	23:05:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t invite yourself. It’s uncouth.
23:05:02:28	23:05:06:21	Chris [TBD]	with the d6
23:05:03:26	23:05:11:18	Brin [GM]	about to do the trial of sound with a d6 okay all right so
23:05:07:06	23:05:08:07	Dave [Xeros]	you get over to a woman.
23:05:10:24	23:05:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah. I rolled a d6.
23:05:13:05	23:05:18:21	Brin [GM]	song is the purest form of sound so all of you guys we’re going to replay that
23:05:15:11	23:05:15:15	Chris [TBD]	like
23:05:24:06	23:05:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	Are we hoping high or low?
23:05:28:12	23:05:33:04	Brin [GM]	four three seven
23:05:30:14	23:05:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	I got three.
23:05:33:15	23:05:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	Sex.
23:05:35:06	23:05:46:14	Chris [TBD]	got four he added. Oh, yeah I got two We barely made it
23:05:43:03	23:05:54:02	Brin [GM]	two so 15 okay for this first trial you are going to listen to 15 seconds of a song and you must guess what the song is in that 15
23:05:51:11	23:05:51:28	Chris [TBD]	Nice
23:05:55:02	23:05:56:08	Steve [Nortle]	There you see.
23:05:58:11	23:06:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	And then you have to scat it back to her.
23:06:01:22	23:06:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:06:07:26	23:06:08:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nortal is
23:06:09:08	23:06:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	Put a coin in the box, steak dinner.
23:06:10:11	23:06:11:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:06:14:17	23:06:23:09	Brin [GM]	just remind you i’m just doing popular songs they’re not my favorite I should have done no if I if I would have done
23:06:21:07	23:06:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to get copyright strike?
23:06:23:09	23:06:27:02	Brin [GM]	if I could have done my favorite songs none of you would have gotten them
23:06:27:15	23:06:29:08	Dave [Xeros]	I think that’s a little pretentious when you
23:06:28:09	23:06:29:15	Chris [TBD]	It is
23:06:28:11	23:06:38:02	Brin [GM]	because it’s not it’s NOT because I listen to really weird music music that that not a lot of people No, no, no.
23:06:30:10	23:06:31:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s very
23:06:31:08	23:06:32:26	Chris [TBD]	You’ve never heard of them
23:06:33:13	23:06:34:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you wouldn’t get it
23:06:34:13	23:06:40:16	Chris [TBD]	my bands are so cool no one’s heard of them and when they become mainstream i hate them
23:06:34:14	23:06:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	My bands are so cool no one’s heard of them.
23:06:36:03	23:06:37:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you don’t know
23:06:38:29	23:06:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	If Chris would get, like, every single one I’ve picked. So…
23:06:39:11	23:06:41:05	Brin [GM]	Not a lot of people think they’re cool
23:06:44:21	23:06:49:23	Brin [GM]	Okay? Are you guys ready? I’m going to see if this works on my phone in this microphone. Let me see how loud this is.
23:06:53:16	23:07:03:08	Brin [GM]	I got to see the time. This one’s really easy for your first one okay? Yes, I’m going to pause this. That’s great. Thank you.
23:06:59:11	23:07:03:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do we need to turn off the other I guess I can just turn it I can we can turn it down
23:07:05:21	23:07:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Seven Nation Army
23:07:05:24	23:07:14:05	Chris [TBD]	army yeah we did see you were literally holding the phone like this as you were looking down
23:07:08:03	23:07:09:00	Brin [GM]	You guys saw it.
23:07:09:28	23:07:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was gonna say I didn’t hear anything
23:07:14:16	23:07:15:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:07:14:28	23:07:17:21	Dave [Xeros]	it wouldn’t matter we would have got that in two seconds
23:07:17:13	23:07:19:22	Chris [TBD]	that’s true the first note i could have gotten
23:07:17:23	23:07:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
23:07:19:28	23:07:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i know we just gotta be careful because we’re on a live stream you can play it for a
23:07:20:07	23:07:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you should play it anyway because that sounds sick
23:07:20:09	23:07:20:18	Brin [GM]	One
23:07:24:00	23:07:25:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re on a live stream.
23:07:26:05	23:07:26:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, two notes.
23:07:26:24	23:07:28:15	Brin [GM]	Am i allowed? Am i Allowed To do
23:07:28:08	23:07:30:19	Chris [TBD]	I think you can do like three seconds.
23:07:29:13	23:07:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	little bit but yeah we just got to yeah we’ve just got be careful no no do it do it’s fine
23:07:31:29	23:07:32:17	Brin [GM]	I not Do This
23:07:32:11	23:07:36:02	Chris [TBD]	No, do it. We just won’t get monetized. Big deal.
23:07:35:19	23:07:39:05	Brin [GM]	Just Give You Guys The We Could Be On Our Way
23:07:37:21	23:07:39:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. Play it. Play it?
23:07:39:20	23:07:42:25	Chris [TBD]	We’ll be edgy. We’ll have a mark against us and be cool.
23:07:41:29	23:07:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
23:07:42:06	23:07:43:15	Brin [GM]	Uh I’m Off Actually
23:07:44:24	23:07:46:03	Brin [GM]	Oh Maybe It Stuck
23:07:47:10	23:07:48:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Play the song, Schneebly.
23:07:49:14	23:07:58:26	Brin [GM]	Nah Give me one second. I’m gonna find a different one, okay? It’ll still be popular but it’ll be definitely more difficult
23:07:54:02	23:07:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
23:08:12:20	23:08:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-mm.
23:08:16:05	23:08:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, yeah, Killers.
23:08:16:13	23:08:16:27	Chris [TBD]	Killers?
23:08:19:08	23:08:20:21	Chris [TBD]	Are we human or are we dancer?
23:08:20:23	23:08:22:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, are we human? That’s it.
23:08:23:08	23:08:26:02	Chris [TBD]	Are we human or are we dancer? It’s just dancer.
23:08:27:23	23:08:28:29	Brin [GM]	What’s the Name Of The Song
23:08:27:26	23:08:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
23:08:32:26	23:08:36:11	Chris [TBD]	And I’m on my knees Thank you for listening to myself
23:08:33:24	23:08:36:28	Brin [GM]	Each of you give Me Your Best Guess because One of You has to win this
23:08:40:03	23:08:40:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just…
23:08:43:13	23:08:44:06	Dave [Xeros]	Are wehuman?
23:08:48:19	23:08:49:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:08:50:23	23:08:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	You’re throwing the game, aren’t you?
23:08:51:15	23:08:52:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just Dancer.
23:08:52:08	23:08:55:24	Steve [Nortle]	I have no idea what that song is. I’ve never listened to The Killers.
23:08:56:26	23:08:59:02	Chris [TBD]	Ah, we were so close
23:08:56:29	23:09:00:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah! I went 50-50! I went 5-50
23:08:57:20	23:09:00:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it was 50-50! It was 50-‘50!
23:08:57:29	23:09:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, come on. I was close. Hey, I was the closest I said human
23:09:00:14	23:09:01:18	Chris [TBD]	So close
23:09:02:12	23:09:04:09	Steve [Nortle]	I was the closest
23:09:04:08	23:09:12:16	Brin [GM]	that’s awesome that’s also no but really though if you would have said american i would have given
23:09:05:07	23:09:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s more human than the 4th of July?
23:09:06:08	23:09:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	in the 4rd of July
23:09:07:05	23:09:07:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:09:07:05	23:09:08:04	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
23:09:07:05	23:09:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
23:09:07:05	23:09:09:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:09:07:15	23:09:11:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:09:07:27	23:09:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	Star Spangled Banner
23:09:12:16	23:09:20:23	Brin [GM]	it to you no not american i’m thinking of something else just kidding um all of you roll again okay
23:09:19:02	23:09:19:26	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like
23:09:22:17	23:09:24:17	Steve [Nortle]	every guess of yours should be a him
23:09:23:19	23:09:24:06	Chris [TBD]	Six
23:09:26:26	23:09:38:24	Steve [Nortle]	You could do d4 or you could have us do d3 which is whatever we roll divided in half rolled up
23:09:37:04	23:09:45:05	Brin [GM]	let’s let’s do that just to be because I don’t want us to get in trouble I didn’t I forget that you can get in
23:09:37:22	23:09:38:09	Chris [TBD]	Three
23:09:46:26	23:09:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	No, you round up
23:09:50:02	23:09:57:15	Chris [TBD]	three so you get two come
23:09:51:27	23:09:52:27	Steve [Nortle]	How does he?
23:09:55:06	23:09:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rolled a four so the two
23:09:56:11	23:10:11:04	Brin [GM]	two okay so seven seconds of this song hey you ready okay foul
23:10:01:22	23:10:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh ella lately uh choosing texas hell yeah hell yeah
23:10:06:02	23:10:10:23	Chris [TBD]	baby heck yeah man
23:10:11:01	23:10:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah oh six
23:10:11:04	23:10:13:14	Brin [GM]	claw got that winner winner chicken
23:10:13:06	23:10:19:23	Dave [Xeros]	job falclaw winner win an owl in dinner
23:10:14:19	23:10:25:17	Steve [Nortle]	is it that cannibalism three yes
23:10:20:05	23:10:27:20	Chris [TBD]	are we rounding up so
23:10:20:16	23:10:23:16	Brin [GM]	everyone roll again for how many seconds no
23:10:25:11	23:10:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	one no you have that so yeah it’s it’s two one
23:10:29:14	23:10:38:00	Brin [GM]	it’s two, five six nine. Okay you ready?
23:10:44:12	23:10:55:18	Chris [TBD]	de lune me debussy i don’t know if that’s how you actually say his name
23:10:57:22	23:10:59:02	Chris [TBD]	debussy is better
23:11:00:11	23:11:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	i didn’ realize you played the song i thought was just like a sound on your phone like a notification or something i didn’T realize
23:11:06:07	23:11:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	you had started good job yeah like like i i like that’s the first one i would have been able to recognize or
23:11:14:22	23:11:17:15	Chris [TBD]	you don’t listen to the killers
23:11:23:21	23:11:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	easier so mortal can participate
23:11:27:16	23:11:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give it to the most devout person here
23:11:29:00	23:11:32:23	Chris [TBD]	anything 2005 and on I’m like
23:11:33:07	23:11:35:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah one
23:11:35:11	23:11:42:28	Brin [GM]	roll again okay four six
23:11:37:25	23:11:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	scroll
23:11:38:07	23:11:39:04	Chris [TBD]	two again
23:11:42:03	23:11:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	six if
23:11:42:28	23:11:47:19	Brin [GM]	oh i don’t think i don’ know if you guys are gonna get this one uh should I do
23:11:48:22	23:11:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	scroll forward a little bit on it
23:11:49:26	23:11:56:28	Chris [TBD]	but I need the first couple notes sometimes
23:11:51:16	23:11:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	like so it’s just not like the first couple things of the song
23:12:00:14	23:12:06:01	Brin [GM]	do but i don’t you know what i’m saying it’s like a weird that’s a weird thing but i want you to win
23:12:02:13	23:12:04:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s okay we’ll get it
23:12:08:11	23:12:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	I feel bigger
23:12:09:08	23:12:10:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Gold Digger
23:12:14:23	23:12:19:04	Chris [TBD]	by who though Kanye West with special guests
23:12:15:20	23:12:16:28	Dave [Xeros]	Kanye West
23:12:18:29	23:12:20:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	name that song
23:12:20:17	23:12:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	freaking jamie whatever the guy that played ray is so stupid fox
23:12:24:05	23:12:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	got that one
23:12:25:05	23:12:27:22	Chris [TBD]	They both got it at the exact same time.
23:12:30:08	23:12:34:07	Chris [TBD]	What’s his last name? Jamie Foxx.
23:12:35:18	23:12:36:17	Brin [GM]	yep perfect
23:12:36:13	23:12:40:17	Chris [TBD]	18 years, 18 years you’ve got one of your kids you’ve gotten 18 years
23:12:40:28	23:12:43:08	Brin [GM]	i really need to make this harder holy cow
23:12:44:29	23:12:46:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is that TBD
23:12:45:11	23:12:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	listen i’ve run into so many gold diggers i would know that even with one note
23:12:48:21	23:12:49:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doing that
23:12:49:08	23:12:51:25	Chris [TBD]	18 years
23:12:58:26	23:13:03:24	Brin [GM]	to make these are too easy foul claw has two
23:13:02:20	23:13:06:23	Chris [TBD]	saying that but I didn’t ever hear that one song that you got I had no idea who was
23:13:06:10	23:13:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i
23:13:07:03	23:13:08:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you don’t know Ella
23:13:10:14	23:13:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh I’ll do anything
23:13:13:22	23:13:21:25	Chris [TBD]	Whoa what happened to LaDonna man Come on chill fuck yeah yeah that’s good that’s his real life LaDonna
23:13:17:02	23:13:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry so yeah this is yeah sorry
23:13:17:09	23:13:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	that’s jesse talking not foul claw it’s a
23:13:21:14	23:13:24:14	Brin [GM]	even like a big country fan and she is fabulous!
23:13:25:16	23:13:32:28	Brin [GM]	I love her so much. Okay this one’s harder it’s still very popular band but
23:13:32:28	23:13:40:08	Brin [GM]	it’s not one of the most common songs okay everyone roll again we have you
23:13:40:04	23:13:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	one again
23:13:48:23	23:13:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	two one
23:13:51:16	23:14:02:16	Brin [GM]	um three four five six good night i really hope you guys don’t get this
23:14:10:02	23:14:12:29	Chris [TBD]	Emily would get this in a second
23:14:14:13	23:14:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no give us lyrics no
23:14:21:28	23:14:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	born in the USA
23:14:26:09	23:14:30:04	Chris [TBD]	hold on hold on
23:14:32:24	23:14:44:13	Brin [GM]	How about this? I’ll play five more seconds. Anybody?
23:14:40:10	23:14:41:15	Chris [TBD]	it’s not gonna help
23:14:43:00	23:14:45:02	Steve [Nortle]	drumline is fire
23:14:44:10	23:14:47:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like blink 182 or something like that kind of
23:14:46:23	23:14:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	yes some Travis Barker on
23:14:47:04	23:15:00:08	Brin [GM]	I’ll give you some lyrics now. Are you ready? Anybody?
23:15:00:08	23:15:00:28	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh,
23:15:03:08	23:15:06:08	Chris [TBD]	I told you if it’s past 2005 I’m out
23:15:05:10	23:15:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	if it’s yeah like 1998 and 99 were kind of the key years there
23:15:10:14	23:15:10:22	Brin [GM]	their
23:15:11:23	23:15:14:04	Brin [GM]	most popular song. Okay, you ready
23:15:12:16	23:15:13:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh no
23:15:18:14	23:15:19:20	Chris [TBD]	sex on fire
23:15:20:26	23:15:22:05	Chris [TBD]	kings of leon
23:15:22:04	23:15:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that’s the band
23:15:23:13	23:15:24:15	Chris [TBD]	What’s the other song called?
23:15:24:22	23:15:28:20	Brin [GM]	Wait For Me. It’s one of My Favorites that they do
23:15:27:03	23:15:28:02	Chris [TBD]	That is a good song.
23:15:30:05	23:15:36:29	Brin [GM]	okay all right TBD you got two you’re welcome i’m gonna give it to you because you got the other
23:15:32:28	23:15:34:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh, you’re going to give it to me. Thank you.
23:15:36:29	23:15:45:22	Brin [GM]	one so quick okay um is this
23:15:42:25	23:15:44:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m more impressed that you got that other one.
23:15:46:27	23:15:48:02	Chris [TBD]	Sure. Between who?
23:15:50:13	23:15:51:13	Chris [TBD]	Let’s do this.
23:15:54:04	23:15:54:23	Brin [GM]	to be careful
23:15:59:25	23:16:00:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, gotta roll.
23:16:01:09	23:16:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	seconds for me too
23:16:02:01	23:16:02:17	Chris [TBD]	Three again.
23:16:02:13	23:16:03:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one
23:16:10:02	23:16:11:08	Brin [GM]	this is going to be too easy but
23:16:25:17	23:16:26:10	Chris [TBD]	a bad buzz.
23:16:28:08	23:16:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I do. But I think it is on that music channel.
23:16:32:01	23:16:33:21	Chris [TBD]	No, this one’s on the audio now.
23:16:35:04	23:16:40:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh no, it is on the music channel because the music’s not playing so we can just hear it now. That’s what it is.
23:16:36:16	23:16:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s on the music channel?
23:16:39:23	23:16:43:27	Brin [GM]	You have to know the name of this song.
23:16:45:11	23:16:48:13	Brin [GM]	Okay? This is from a movie.
23:16:52:09	23:17:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	Are we naming the movie or the song from Pride
23:16:54:04	23:17:01:22	Brin [GM]	The song from the movie. If you can name both, I’ll give you…
23:17:00:16	23:17:02:14	Chris [TBD]	That’ll be the type right here.
23:17:01:22	23:17:11:10	Brin [GM]	No, that’ll be it’ll be too easy. What’s the name
23:17:09:02	23:17:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	and Prejudice?
23:17:10:24	23:17:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mr. Darcy
23:17:13:22	23:17:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s not. I know the name, and I’m never going to remember it though.
23:17:19:12	23:17:20:26	Chris [TBD]	Once again, Emily would know.
23:17:21:01	23:17:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	and check
23:17:22:08	23:17:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Falclaw is praying
23:17:24:04	23:17:25:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:17:24:23	23:17:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:17:26:20	23:17:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give me a coin damn it
23:17:30:07	23:17:34:09	Steve [Nortle]	i mean it’s the it’s the yeah dawn
23:17:32:00	23:17:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll give you a coin for that. That’s brilliant.
23:17:33:23	23:17:35:19	Chris [TBD]	That is great. That is cute.
23:17:34:15	23:17:37:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh but I gotta it’s Don
23:17:35:15	23:17:45:17	Steve [Nortle]	it’s done right but that’s like looking at
23:17:37:17	23:17:41:28	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to say the name of the song was Dawn.
23:17:41:10	23:17:42:00	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Don.
23:17:45:17	23:17:51:16	Steve [Nortle]	the list so i mean yeah it’s beginning of
23:17:47:23	23:17:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	It is. It’s don because it’s from the very first song on it.
23:17:49:25	23:17:51:26	Chris [TBD]	Man, that was obscure.
23:17:51:16	23:18:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	the movie but that was also 2005 so yeah d -a -w after looking it up
23:17:53:08	23:17:55:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh, Dawn as in D-A-W-N
23:17:56:10	23:17:59:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm I said it, I said Don
23:17:56:17	23:17:57:26	Chris [TBD]	Got it. Okay.
23:18:01:04	23:18:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I prayed
23:18:04:10	23:18:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	there you go found claw he’s got three
23:18:05:22	23:18:06:11	Brin [GM]	get one point.
23:18:06:05	23:18:08:23	Chris [TBD]	I’ll listen to your pansy music.
23:18:12:23	23:18:16:22	Chris [TBD]	You whimsical, pansy, piano-soft garbage.
23:18:17:07	23:18:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did I win?
23:18:19:29	23:18:21:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did I cheat and win?
23:18:21:23	23:18:24:13	Brin [GM]	not intend for you to have
23:18:22:05	23:18:23:10	Chris [TBD]	Not a single one.
23:18:25:16	23:18:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I figured
23:18:25:20	23:18:27:05	Chris [TBD]	Nothing. Not even close.
23:18:29:01	23:18:38:10	Brin [GM]	I have something way better for you, but it’s nighttime and
23:18:31:23	23:18:32:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh okay
23:18:38:10	23:18:42:06	Brin [GM]	you guys see Cicely walking up.
23:18:42:16	23:18:43:03	Chris [TBD]	Walking?
23:18:44:05	23:18:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah i know but like oh oh don’t yeah don’t touch me
23:18:44:29	23:18:45:17	Chris [TBD]	What the…
23:18:46:05	23:18:47:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She can get out of the water
23:18:47:08	23:18:49:28	Brin [GM]	She’s sleepwalking. Okay?
23:18:49:15	23:18:50:00	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
23:18:51:28	23:19:03:01	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. Get the music going. Get the musical. a go. Get some mysterious go. Very mysterious for my crowning achievement, I’ll
23:19:03:01	23:19:08:29	Chris [TBD]	tickle your toes and your earlobes and your nose. The kid book that I read with my kids.
23:19:09:06	23:19:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay. Written by Jeffrey Epstein.
23:19:13:12	23:19:14:06	Brin [GM]	Yikes.
23:19:17:10	23:19:19:24	Steve [Nortle]	the content it’s gonna be a note for me dog
23:19:21:15	23:19:22:09	Brin [GM]	Okay.
23:19:23:28	23:19:33:06	Brin [GM]	Cicely walks up behind you. She’s sleepwalking, and she sits down just right there. Oh, Cicelie is right on time.
23:19:26:28	23:19:28:03	Chris [TBD]	Does she scare me?
23:19:35:01	23:19:37:17	Brin [GM]	Because you were second place,
23:19:39:26	23:19:41:08	Chris [TBD]	I get the water whistle?
23:19:43:19	23:19:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	Can you play that in better than 4x4 time?
23:19:45:06	23:19:46:06	Chris [TBD]	Do you care if
23:19:45:10	23:19:55:23	Brin [GM]	And because you are the only one that was a true friend to Ciceli and because you loved her library
23:19:46:06	23:20:02:01	Chris [TBD]	I try? Sorry.
23:19:55:23	23:19:57:10	Brin [GM]	and she showed you her library in her books.
23:20:02:01	23:20:03:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Beautiful music
23:20:06:02	23:20:16:15	Brin [GM]	Let me pull up this really quick. I think I have, like, 10,000 tabs open right now And she hands you
23:20:08:09	23:20:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the song that’s going to get the strike
23:20:13:20	23:20:14:28	Chris [TBD]	They think it’s…
23:20:16:02	23:20:31:28	Chris [TBD]	uh yeah that’s okay it
23:20:16:15	23:20:22:02	Brin [GM]	A black stone that has veins in it
23:20:23:17	23:20:28:13	Brin [GM]	that glow like embers Okay? I’m going to read the water whistle
23:20:29:20	23:20:39:13	Brin [GM]	first and then I will read you so you just being her caring
23:20:42:15	23:20:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	It was a natural…
23:20:43:25	23:20:49:14	Brin [GM]	everything and wanting to learn more about her you passed the trial of sight okay?
23:20:43:27	23:20:54:14	Chris [TBD]	sense that
23:20:50:26	23:20:51:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
23:20:54:14	23:20:56:12	Chris [TBD]	he won he was the one worshiping at her toes
23:20:56:02	23:20:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	Well no, we were talking about Sicily.
23:20:56:06	23:21:07:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well no but you won the sound that was the competition she’s here giving me sight I saw beyond
23:21:00:13	23:21:04:09	Brin [GM]	You cared to see what mattered to her
23:21:05:16	23:21:13:05	Chris [TBD]	vanity oh for sicily i thought we were talking about the uh
23:21:06:28	23:21:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	She was on fire?
23:21:07:13	23:21:08:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the eggs
23:21:09:14	23:21:16:14	Brin [GM]	okay and it’s only by fire can you
23:21:17:14	23:21:18:17	Steve [Nortle]	I knew it!
23:21:19:26	23:21:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	Good job Nortle.
23:21:21:11	23:21:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
23:21:23:03	23:21:31:20	Brin [GM]	Okay the water whistle you’ve completed The Trial of Sound this is an artifact wondrous item there’s
23:21:31:20	23:21:40:02	Brin [GM]	only one-of-a-kind okay a song is the purest form of sound the Water Whistle is a small One-Of-A-Kind
23:21:40:02	23:21:46:13	Brin [GM]	whistle what you’re holding me made by the goddess of rivers and purity perdona it can be used in
23:21:41:02	23:21:44:21	Chris [TBD]	yeah cool
23:21:46:13	23:21:56:15	Brin [GM]	battle as a reaction. You must roll a d12 which will determine its melodic effect one through
23:21:56:15	23:22:06:17	Brin [GM]	four causes temporary deafness, and I’ll send this to you so you don’t have to take notes on it um it causes temporary deathness to those who wish you ill for one minute or one turn
23:22:06:17	23:22:17:25	Brin [GM]	in battle, giving them disadvantage on their roll. Attack roll against you five through eight hypnotizes those around you for one minute or in one turn in battle and they will devoutly listen
23:22:17:25	23:22:25:04	Brin [GM]	then do whatever you say. You can kind of hypnotize them nine through 12. You whistle a
23:22:20:00	23:22:21:04	Chris [TBD]	yeah dang
23:22:25:20	23:22:31:25	Brin [GM]	lullaby so sweet and gentle it causes all creatures within 10 feet who hear it to fall
23:22:34:01	23:22:38:29	Chris [TBD]	one turn do one turn one minute in battle is like six turns
23:22:39:09	23:22:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	Ten, ten.
23:22:39:24	23:22:41:04	Brin [GM]	know but just one turn.
23:22:40:25	23:22:42:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah one turn
23:22:41:12	23:22:43:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a six-second nap.
23:22:43:09	23:22:45:09	Chris [TBD]	yes but
23:22:44:17	23:22:54:15	Brin [GM]	If you do not want, if You do not warn your allies to cover their ears beforehand they will also Fall Prone in sleep okay? It has it has a couple
23:22:45:13	23:22:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	Narcolepsy.
23:22:48:08	23:22:49:23	Chris [TBD]	they’re fall prone which is nice
23:22:50:28	23:22:52:12	Chris [TBD]	oh nice
23:22:53:20	23:22:55:01	Chris [TBD]	i’m totally gonna forget
23:22:54:15	23:23:03:13	Brin [GM]	Has a couple bonus abilities go to sleep It’s only for one Minute though. Okay bonus abilities
23:22:55:20	23:22:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	I think he’s just going to use this in other times, like, hey, shut up.
23:22:57:22	23:22:58:05	Chris [TBD]	totally yeah
23:22:57:26	23:22:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
23:23:02:14	23:23:02:24	Chris [TBD]	nap
23:23:03:13	23:23:15:02	Brin [GM]	It has an echo chamber, so sounds can be stored in the whistle and replayed whenever you choose. You can use this to mimic voices, which gives you advantage on deception.
23:23:09:02	23:23:10:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa echo
23:23:15:08	23:23:15:16	Chris [TBD]	is
23:23:17:22	23:23:22:26	Brin [GM]	It can recreate environmental sounds, which give you an advantage on performance,
23:23:23:20	23:23:24:29	Chris [TBD]	finally
23:23:24:08	23:23:28:19	Brin [GM]	or simply use it as a voice memo.
23:23:27:21	23:23:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	You need it so bad.
23:23:29:15	23:23:30:02	Chris [TBD]	I do
23:23:30:23	23:23:42:20	Brin [GM]	it has a six you really do though that’s why i did that’s literally what i was hoping so bad that you would win this did you yeah you know when i said just wait until you hear yours
23:23:32:08	23:23:35:16	Chris [TBD]	this was made for me
23:23:33:06	23:23:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m glad you got this. Yep, it really was.
23:23:37:22	23:23:49:18	Chris [TBD]	okay good this is amazing
23:23:42:22	23:23:48:26	Brin [GM]	okay as a 60 second max storage capacity and only one sound can be stored at a time
23:23:49:18	23:23:55:09	Chris [TBD]	I definitely needed on a little card like this get this info and I’ll give it to ya
23:23:50:12	23:23:56:26	Brin [GM]	okay okay and this is the i might have done too much with this but i was trying to just
23:23:56:26	23:24:02:29	Brin [GM]	do three things for each item this is the third one the healing melody it heals all your allies
23:24:02:27	23:24:11:08	Chris [TBD]	oh dang that’s pretty good i like it thank you
23:24:02:29	23:24:10:20	Brin [GM]	1d8 whoever hears it within 15 feet so yeah pretty good okay you’re
23:24:11:08	23:24:17:12	Chris [TBD]	oh great well i’m sorry i took a bath without permission
23:24:17:12	23:24:23:25	Chris [TBD]	sorry i i i feel like a new man
23:24:17:17	23:24:19:16	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay. Your feet needed to be cleaned.
23:24:20:07	23:24:34:18	Brin [GM]	most certainly did um sicily sicily um scoops up a new
23:24:20:08	23:24:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you
23:24:25:18	23:24:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	Goliath.
23:24:25:27	23:24:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are a new man we made sure of it
23:24:29:14	23:24:33:16	Chris [TBD]	i do
23:24:32:02	23:24:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m a nude man.
23:24:34:18	23:24:43:25	Brin [GM]	oh my gosh um cicely scoops up some of the water she drinks it and she walks away doesn’t say a single word
23:24:44:04	23:24:51:26	Brin [GM]	okay but she handed you the firestone and perdona explained to you why you’ve earned this okay
23:24:52:17	23:24:58:06	Brin [GM]	you’ve completed the trial of sight so the fire stone is a petrified phoenix heart
23:24:58:06	23:25:09:29	Brin [GM]	it’s very rare wondrous item a phoenix heart petrify with time that now looks like a black and stone with veins that glow like embers. It’s small enough to wear as an amulet or simply keep
23:25:09:29	23:25:21:20	Brin [GM]	in your pocket. It greatly enhances your sense of sight oh yeah yours it greatly enhances your senseof sound. If attuned and touching the user skin, it will enable these abilities
23:25:21:20	23:25:27:11	Brin [GM]	beyond site you see details like never before gives you advantage on investigation checks
23:25:28:26	23:25:40:05	Brin [GM]	it gives you photographic sites once per long rest you can use photographic site after reading or studying a text or environment, you will be able to perfectly recall it
23:25:40:05	23:25:51:20	Brin [GM]	at a later time. The knowledge you gain is permanent and will stay with as long as the Firestone remains in your possession. A bonus for this too is when you’re reading texts runes or books the most important
23:25:51:20	23:25:56:19	Brin [GM]	passages will glow allowing you to reduce the time needed for research or study by half
23:25:57:25	23:26:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	Could have used that at college with photo eyes as usual.
23:26:00:17	23:26:03:02	Brin [GM]	Yeah It’s a little too late isn’t it now that you’ve graduated
23:26:10:16	23:26:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s 4K.
23:26:13:18	23:26:16:14	Chris [TBD]	that iris of a camera you know
23:26:18:14	23:26:27:01	Brin [GM]	when he’s using this like any of the one is using any of these abilities your eyes do glow so it’s kind of cool as perfect
23:26:27:01	23:26:36:03	Brin [GM]	growl okay um the last one the last One is divine sight. You can see physical traces or evidence
23:26:29:03	23:26:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	feature
23:26:41:18	23:26:43:13	Steve [Nortle]	No need for faith
23:26:44:17	23:26:46:05	Steve [Nortle]	Well, he has knowledge now.
23:26:47:09	23:26:57:08	Chris [TBD]	is that indiana jones that you just quoted i think he says that like after he drank the chalice
23:26:47:13	23:26:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	Sure not.
23:26:48:08	23:26:58:26	Brin [GM]	hopefully i didn’t hope i didn’t op any of these but i’m feeling might be regretting all this anywho okay so as soon
23:26:52:28	23:26:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	Sure.
23:26:57:25	23:27:00:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can see everything
23:26:58:26	23:27:07:27	Brin [GM]	as this as soon as the stone is given to you you can se the cage that perdona is in perfectly
23:27:07:27	23:27:14:20	Brin [GM]	clear okay you can see her footprints are glowed everywhere she’s been walking in the past little
23:27:20:19	23:27:24:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gain any insight into the cage itself and how you could break
23:27:26:24	23:27:32:24	Brin [GM]	see you see that the cage is made
23:27:37:04	23:27:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you should probably talk to saloonie about that
23:27:40:18	23:27:43:24	Brin [GM]	why you can only see it at night time that’s the only time it glows
23:27:44:26	23:27:56:09	Chris [TBD]	moon -touched weapons interfere at all with moonlight will they absorb any moon power
23:27:54:13	23:28:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	they also glow at night you got the axe
23:27:56:09	23:28:01:05	Chris [TBD]	right should we try to break this cage
23:28:02:19	23:28:04:04	Steve [Nortle]	She said not to.
23:28:03:16	23:28:11:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well you were able with your moon touch blades you were able to bypass like the shields walls which are
23:28:13:27	23:28:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	But consent is key. She said no.
23:28:17:13	23:28:18:15	Chris [TBD]	Who said no?
23:28:19:24	23:28:26:14	Chris [TBD]	Oh, DM said no or the woman said no. I didn’t hear you say it. I’m so sorry.
23:28:23:17	23:28:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	The goddess Perdona
23:28:26:26	23:28:37:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think our blades are strong enough to break that cage but it looks like you can try it sure
23:28:33:23	23:28:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	just like one little bar out so that she could squeeze out
23:28:37:28	23:28:39:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think that.
23:28:38:28	23:28:41:04	Chris [TBD]	I hope that sends him flying across
23:28:42:10	23:28:43:18	Steve [Nortle]	skipping like
23:28:42:18	23:28:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	this isn’t to release you, I just want to see what it does I’m just going to take my
23:28:43:09	23:28:46:09	Chris [TBD]	It’s like back to the future when he…
23:28:46:05	23:28:53:22	Brin [GM]	you better you better be careful
23:28:53:25	23:28:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	rapier and
23:28:56:27	23:29:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	touch the bar and try saw the top of
23:29:01:22	23:29:13:18	Brin [GM]	okay and you see your blades start to dull right where you’re and if you if you try to do that anymore you’re risking breaking your weapon
23:29:13:18	23:29:22:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, this is concerning. It’s a little troublesome.
23:29:17:13	23:29:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	saloon like this oh why did why did uh this happen to you again just because
23:29:27:01	23:29:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	could be used as a weapon okay against who okay what’s that gift
23:29:29:10	23:29:41:08	Brin [GM]	I have a gift but not that no other god has and it’s very simple, I purify
23:29:41:08	23:29:42:13	Brin [GM]	like
23:29:43:07	23:29:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	if you touched like a bad person they’ll like become good so if your like hey gog what’s up and you like
23:29:50:13	23:29:56:07	Dave [Xeros]	touch them the gog would be like good gog at that point so we can call like hey good gogg
23:29:57:29	23:29:58:13	Brin [GM]	no
23:30:02:05	23:30:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	the black mist
23:30:06:28	23:30:09:29	Brin [GM]	my wisps are taking care of that for me.
23:30:09:26	23:30:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	know but could you touch it and just get rid of it so like we don’t have to yeah i mean it’s just it’d be easier that way what if we could like get just a long tube
23:30:11:22	23:30:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	so that we don’t have… Yeah, exactly.
23:30:17:28	23:30:19:13	Brin [GM]	But obviously I can’t leave
23:30:21:18	23:30:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	that sucks it down
23:30:24:29	23:30:31:08	Chris [TBD]	Astaroth is interested in capturing her because of the purifying elements?
23:30:30:19	23:30:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, because do you do germaphobes pray to you a lot?
23:30:31:10	23:30:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	don’t think she’s trying to ask us not
23:30:37:08	23:30:46:12	Brin [GM]	Yes Astaroth definitely has visited me many a times Not recently, haven’t seen her for a few weeks
23:30:41:12	23:30:42:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh, wait.
23:30:43:09	23:30:56:24	Chris [TBD]	recently so there wasn’t a little girl with her what do
23:30:46:19	23:30:49:25	Brin [GM]	She’s been very busy
23:30:50:25	23:31:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	doing what you’ve asked her to do no but this is the thing is she’s praying to you she’s visiting you what are you guys talking about is it just like girl
23:30:53:05	23:30:56:14	Brin [GM]	Do you think that I like this black mist?
23:30:56:24	23:30:58:04	Chris [TBD]	you think she’s being busy
23:31:01:22	23:31:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	talk you’re like braiding each other’s hair yeah but
23:31:03:09	23:31:13:06	Brin [GM]	She, I mean, she just wants. I mean she likes me and worships me because I represent purity which is what
23:31:13:06	23:31:25:02	Brin [GM]	she desires most but she also asks me many questions to discover what my gift is and what my purpose
23:31:14:29	23:31:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	she’s like polluting everything so it doesn’t
23:31:25:18	23:31:36:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It sounds like Salune is trapping you here to prevent you from being taken by Astaroth
23:31:36:19	23:31:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or exploited by Asteroth for malicious purposes of purifying the Earth.
23:31:47:27	23:31:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like a final solution thing yeah but isn’t that really all that bad
23:31:49:02	23:31:49:23	Chris [TBD]	achievement
23:31:50:04	23:31:54:16	Brin [GM]	if you can
23:31:50:17	23:31:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think so. Very much so.
23:31:56:07	23:31:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah.
23:31:56:23	23:32:00:13	Brin [GM]	this cage isn’t to keep me in it’s
23:32:01:26	23:32:08:28	Chris [TBD]	oh so you want to be here you have to be man what a sucky life excuse me
23:32:04:09	23:32:04:28	Brin [GM]	to be here
23:32:08:28	23:32:17:28	Chris [TBD]	that was that was rude that was crude of me to say but is being a god really worth it if you have to do things and you’re stuck in the role.
23:32:10:18	23:32:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	a nice house
23:32:13:02	23:32:14:19	Brin [GM]	purify the water for
23:32:17:17	23:32:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	is the thing
23:32:17:26	23:32:26:23	Steve [Nortle]	Infinite cosmic power And that’s the next strike against us probably
23:32:18:10	23:32:18:28	Brin [GM]	sometimes
23:32:20:19	23:32:22:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Hey, let me live this space!
23:32:27:07	23:32:30:03	Chris [TBD]	That? Nah. No one knows what we’re talking about.
23:32:31:05	23:32:34:00	Brin [GM]	just like they don’t know Mr. Brightside
23:32:35:23	23:32:36:19	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I think it’s all
23:32:36:06	23:32:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	think it’s all making sense now a little bit I still don’t quite understand why you don’t do anything about it
23:32:38:03	23:32:47:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, is there any potential possibility that bad guys could get you out of this cage?
23:32:47:21	23:32:49:18	Brin [GM]	sure if they discovered how to open
23:32:50:17	23:32:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who knows how to open it? How would they discover it?
23:32:56:26	23:32:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	prayers so we’re probably fine
23:32:59:08	23:33:03:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, but now I have incredible sight. I’m going to look at the moon
23:33:03:19	23:33:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got really big eyes and just gonna
23:33:06:10	23:33:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	to glow
23:33:10:29	23:33:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She answers prayers in different ways not that she doesn’t answer they’re just different than expected
23:33:15:10	23:33:16:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, okay.
23:33:16:26	23:33:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	so an answer to prayer and not answer to prayer is still an answer to prayer
23:33:22:29	23:33:29:21	Dave [Xeros]	isn’t that what they taught us at the school of idiots so then what’s the point
23:33:25:24	23:33:27:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, something like that
23:33:30:06	23:33:32:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that doesn’t make a single lick of sense.
23:33:33:03	23:33:35:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Prayers for us Not them
23:33:35:29	23:33:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	Well, if I don’t want to do it then it doesn’t matter does it?
23:33:38:11	23:33:40:10	Brin [GM]	I mean, I like the sound of prayers.
23:33:42:00	23:33:43:09	Brin [GM]	They’re beautiful and pure.
23:33:44:23	23:33:48:04	Brin [GM]	I listen And it makes me feel loved That’s what every God wants
23:33:50:06	23:33:51:12	Steve [Nortle]	really selfish.
23:33:52:01	23:33:52:15	Dave [Xeros]	that is
23:33:53:28	23:33:55:20	Steve [Nortle]	Hey this is your religion though.
23:33:55:11	23:34:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	I know but this thing is you got to question all your beliefs so you know what to believe in yeah it should
23:34:00:08	23:34:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	See, that Doesn’t Make A Lick Of Sense
23:34:04:14	23:34:13:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um uh i mean i feel like it would be worthwhile maybe you have your
23:34:13:14	23:34:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your scrying ability um could you leave one of those here just to keep an eye on the cage and
23:34:21:23	23:34:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if anybody happens to open the cage somehow or finds a way okay she’s
23:34:33:07	23:34:37:16	Chris [TBD]	doing while he’s looking at this she already left oh
23:34:35:01	23:34:36:01	Brin [GM]	She already left
23:34:37:09	23:34:39:04	Brin [GM]	She took a drink of the water And she left
23:34:39:06	23:34:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, without saying anything to anyone
23:34:40:21	23:34:49:26	Chris [TBD]	she’s gonna travel like eight days to go back home she’s got a little teleporting thing too probably
23:34:51:17	23:34:52:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really fast swimmer
23:34:57:11	23:35:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah totally oh no
23:34:58:07	23:34:59:10	Chris [TBD]	she’s not a god
23:35:00:14	23:35:03:13	Brin [GM]	no, she’s not God or celestial
23:35:04:23	23:35:07:08	Brin [GM]	she’s just a regular old morgon
23:35:08:27	23:35:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	with emphasis on gone Am I right?
23:35:13:19	23:35:37:20	Steve [Nortle]	ah thank you wait
23:35:14:15	23:35:24:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually made sense Nortle very good I mean perpetually
23:35:18:18	23:35:20:18	Chris [TBD]	how long do you want to keep an eye
23:35:19:23	23:35:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	do want to keep an eye on it oh well perpetually okay
23:35:24:28	23:35:25:23	Chris [TBD]	sir
23:35:26:01	23:35:31:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	until we just don’t want anybody to open this page you know
23:35:27:26	23:35:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	oh this is i’m going to uh huh I’m gonna
23:35:31:10	23:35:33:20	Brin [GM]	oh yes that would be very bad
23:35:36:04	23:35:36:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good if we knew
23:35:37:20	23:36:00:04	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
23:35:37:20	23:35:45:26	Dave [Xeros]	take like a box of noodles that has been set aside yeah from chill mama I’m going
23:35:45:26	23:35:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	to touch it and i’m gonna cast tiny servant on it um and the no the box actually like folds
23:35:50:29	23:35:53:05	Brin [GM]	you’re going to give her a noodle servant
23:35:57:20	23:36:06:07	Chris [TBD]	you’ve seen Kubo in The Two Strings right little samurai little samurai paper guys it’s great maybe
23:36:00:04	23:36:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	noodley appendages i have
23:36:00:16	23:36:00:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
23:36:04:14	23:36:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	and he just kind of snaps to attention and then like cartwheels inside of the cage and then just like takes up
23:36:11:19	23:36:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	little perch and is just like scouting it yep it’s good it’s well the noodle noodle paper
23:36:13:09	23:36:20:10	Chris [TBD]	on guard those things are covered in wax
23:36:14:10	23:36:18:02	Brin [GM]	oh buddy don’t get wet it gets soggy
23:36:23:09	23:36:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	a question um if someone were trying to attack you that would be like a bad thing and you can purify so couldn’t you just purify that evil
23:36:32:28	23:36:41:10	Steve [Nortle]	intention and thereby cause them to not want to make you escape why
23:36:39:14	23:36:48:12	Brin [GM]	no certain things have to be ordered in order for me to purify or in order
23:36:46:01	23:36:54:19	Chris [TBD]	probably the heart has to be willing okay so what do you have the person has to
23:36:48:12	23:36:51:24	Brin [GM]	for me to use my gift but the water
23:36:49:22	23:36:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	so what needs to happen before that you can purify him
23:36:54:19	23:37:08:27	Chris [TBD]	will be purified right i got
23:36:55:03	23:37:04:03	Brin [GM]	that passes over me is just purified through the river just passively That’s my purpose.
23:37:06:24	23:37:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	a sentient And she’s a filter.
23:37:07:20	23:37:08:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the gods
23:37:08:27	23:37:12:03	Chris [TBD]	i got a question Has Basil been by here?
23:37:13:11	23:37:21:22	Steve [Nortle]	Just giant Britta, great Britta.
23:37:15:00	23:37:17:22	Brin [GM]	She wouldn’t take off her boots so I could not appear.
23:37:16:18	23:37:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	should be her name brita the goddess
23:37:18:25	23:37:20:09	Chris [TBD]	Nice. That makes sense.
23:37:22:05	23:37:26:27	Chris [TBD]	But the fact is, you know her as Basil. She doesn’t know herself as Basil.
23:37:29:01	23:37:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	now it’s like did you ever see that
23:37:29:20	23:37:30:08	Chris [TBD]	Apparently.
23:37:32:10	23:37:34:04	Brin [GM]	It sounds like a pure version.
23:37:32:22	23:37:38:00	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, I support her.
23:37:36:27	23:37:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	puppet show boy toy story where the one decided to be Ms. Nesbitt instead of what he was supposed to be
23:37:46:23	23:37:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	My name is Mrs. Nesbitt.
23:37:48:27	23:38:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	see that’s what Basil is right now she’s lost her purpose and her regression has made her into a child so now she’s calling herself Rosemary
23:37:54:00	23:37:55:00	Steve [Nortle]	And her hands.
23:38:01:16	23:38:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s kind you shouldn’t
23:38:02:02	23:38:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	I support Her.
23:38:05:09	23:38:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, I should. She’s my sister.
23:38:07:17	23:38:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think uh on another note i think that we have all of the items
23:38:10:02	23:38:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	But she’s not as a name.
23:38:18:03	23:38:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, we don’t know what smells it either
23:38:22:13	23:38:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the flowers from
23:38:25:08	23:38:25:13	Brin [GM]	though?
23:38:27:20	23:38:31:03	Chris [TBD]	Memories were coming back when she smelled them so it was a good guess
23:38:32:07	23:38:41:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the journal i’m pretty sure they are so we either need to go back to sicily or we need to go to back to castle leary
23:38:40:00	23:38:45:13	Chris [TBD]	is a third spire of mist do you know where that is?
23:38:46:27	23:38:47:15	Brin [GM]	No.
23:38:48:14	23:38:50:15	Chris [TBD]	But Castle Leary probably does!
23:38:55:02	23:39:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to have my tiny servant make a big boat, like a little paper boat for us and we’ll just sail down the river.
23:38:55:15	23:38:57:20	Chris [TBD]	You guys now all know each other
23:39:02:13	23:39:04:26	Brin [GM]	If you remember, Marie doesn’t know her.
23:39:05:19	23:39:06:03	Chris [TBD]	okay
23:39:06:12	23:39:08:02	Brin [GM]	Marie doesn’ know what this waterfall is.
23:39:08:18	23:39:10:27	Chris [TBD]	that’s right on the map
23:39:10:28	23:39:14:01	Brin [GM]	Marie’s never met Perdona. But she’s a goddess.
23:39:15:02	23:39:16:00	Brin [GM]	She knows people.
23:39:16:21	23:39:20:20	Chris [TBD]	she doesn’t get around
23:39:16:23	23:39:17:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah okay
23:39:18:03	23:39:49:08	Steve [Nortle]	except not i thought
23:39:18:08	23:39:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	But she doesn’t. She just kind of sits here. Yep.
23:39:25:07	23:39:28:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we get to go back to castle leary
23:39:29:26	23:39:31:14	Brin [GM]	if you put your shoes on, I’ll leave.
23:39:31:29	23:39:32:28	Chris [TBD]	oh nice
23:39:34:26	23:39:35:11	Brin [GM]	Bye!
23:39:35:13	23:39:42:11	Chris [TBD]	listen my socks are way too soggy I don’t want to put shoes on until they dry out sorry no one else has shoes
23:39:42:12	23:39:44:13	Brin [GM]	And your socks are pure and clean.
23:39:43:14	23:39:44:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m the
23:39:46:01	23:39:46:16	Chris [TBD]	convenient
23:39:48:08	23:39:49:00	Chris [TBD]	thank you
23:39:49:08	23:39:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	you were i always thought you wore black socks but nope they’re white it kind
23:39:54:14	23:39:58:00	Dave [Xeros]	much all white underneath there
23:39:56:13	23:39:56:27	Chris [TBD]	awesome
23:39:59:19	23:40:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	of looks like the underside of a fish well that’s
23:40:01:23	23:40:02:09	Brin [GM]	Also,
23:40:06:04	23:40:12:01	Brin [GM]	if you’re trying to restore basil’s memory the things that you need might be closer than What do you think?
23:40:13:20	23:40:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	cryptic could you be specific it’s gonna be may that’s
23:40:16:18	23:40:17:22	Chris [TBD]	it’s gonna be us
23:40:19:04	23:40:19:19	Chris [TBD]	something
23:40:21:24	23:40:22:26	Chris [TBD]	and with that
23:40:21:29	23:40:24:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was that is that
23:40:25:06	23:40:27:18	Steve [Nortle]	the only song it’s born in the usa right
23:40:28:18	23:40:29:27	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:40:31:16	23:40:38:14	Brin [GM]	All right, we’re done yeah okay so she goes back down the steps
23:40:31:23	23:40:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because it’s 1240.
23:40:35:26	23:40:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	Okay!
23:40:40:12	23:40:41:01	Chris [TBD]	shoes back on
23:40:41:04	23:40:46:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just say a little prayer when she leaves though real quick um just to protect her
23:40:46:15	23:40:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cage here somebody look at this because you won’t believe it’s
23:40:53:22	23:41:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in that 20 yeah yeah so
23:40:56:07	23:41:03:10	Brin [GM]	is it the bars
23:41:02:10	23:41:03:04	Chris [TBD]	is it really
23:41:03:10	23:41:13:03	Brin [GM]	you see the moonlight the bars are reinforced they’re twice as thick
23:41:14:05	23:41:19:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it just illuminates like just somebody cranks up the lumens
23:41:18:09	23:41:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	something Thirteen.
23:41:20:24	23:41:27:10	Brin [GM]	small tear comes out of your gigantic celestial eyes
23:41:27:26	23:41:36:09	Brin [GM]	okay it is the most immediate answer to a prayer you’ve ever had in your life
23:41:29:19	23:41:31:13	Dave [Xeros]	Take a picture of it, my friend.
23:41:30:20	23:41:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect i’m gonna take a snapshot so i remember this forever let me use my photographic memory
23:41:41:06	23:41:50:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right now yep uh well it’s my eyes i can’t it’s
23:41:42:27	23:41:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	Like Shallan?
23:41:43:23	23:41:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	I think we all need to roll for… We all need a roll for our religious experience here.
23:41:44:02	23:41:46:19	Chris [TBD]	you gotta do a selfie style though right
23:41:48:25	23:41:50:14	Steve [Nortle]	they can’t…
23:41:48:28	23:41:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:41:50:23	23:41:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Come on. Roll for a religious experience.
23:41:51:24	23:41:53:21	Brin [GM]	all need to roll for religion right now
23:41:58:17	23:42:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. Roll for conversion.
23:41:59:26	23:42:01:08	Chris [TBD]	if we roll too low
23:42:02:02	23:42:04:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. You have to be… What was it?
23:42:04:02	23:42:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	21!
23:42:05:07	23:42:13:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is the most stubborn soul
23:42:06:25	23:42:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	I just… You’re so dumb you don’t even like notice it.
23:42:08:17	23:42:21:02	Chris [TBD]	think you’ve rolled below 20 elusive yeah yeah
23:42:11:05	23:42:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	stubborn soul.
23:42:11:29	23:42:12:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:42:12:29	23:42:18:24	Brin [GM]	nordal nordal was like swatting at wisp and he missed it there’s like whispers around him
23:42:17:26	23:42:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m pretty sure nortles just turned around right and it’s just like this spotlight
23:42:18:00	23:42:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	Freaker and mortal just turned around, right?
23:42:21:02	23:42:21:12	Chris [TBD]	yeah
23:42:22:18	23:42:31:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	from behind and he’s just unaware perfect way
23:42:24:11	23:42:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	i agree that was amazing thanks
23:42:25:28	23:42:32:25	Brin [GM]	that is a perfect ending, okay? You’re all on your way back to Castle Leary
23:42:31:23	23:42:43:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to
23:42:32:02	23:42:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	everyone
23:42:32:25	23:42:40:25	Brin [GM]	you’ve completed two trials and we are almost done! I’m so excited to be I’m done.
23:42:33:27	23:42:42:12	Chris [TBD]	We did good way to go Brent
23:42:43:14	23:42:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	go bye
23:42:43:28	23:42:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll see ya.

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