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Eat Your Feelings

Brin as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Steve as Nortle · Jesse as Foulclaw

Eat Your Feelings

Session start TC: 20:30:55:25 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3645 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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20:30:55:2520:31:00:08Brin [GM]Who am I kidding? You guys, first of all make it to 11.
20:30:59:1320:31:03:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I was going to say, we will feel some of that time.
20:31:09:1420:31:20:13Brin [GM]right forgot about that i’ll give you guys a loaded dice that makes me roll an eight every time ready ready no i’m
20:31:16:0020:31:19:26Dave [Xeros]Are you ready? It’s really more
20:31:20:1320:31:29:04Brin [GM]nervous i’m nervous welcome back
20:31:29:0420:31:36:17Brin [GM]friends so this is the boardroom and uh this is chapter four episode
20:31:36:1720:31:45:02Brin [GM]four I think right that’s it that’s the one okay we got uh we got great things going on
20:31:45:0920:31:53:26Brin [GM]um recap of last time it was the big epic battle in the orchard it’s a great time and
20:31:53:2620:31:57:18Brin [GM]i should have made it more difficult that’s for sure no it was good it was
20:31:59:2220:32:04:06Jesse [Foulclaw]probably would have died the way it was going -the way I was rolling anyway.
20:32:05:2020:32:16:13Brin [GM]Yeah so it all worked out! It was my first legitimate encounter so it was great. It worked out good.
20:32:16:1320:32:22:26Chris [TBD]i thought it was very well balanced next time
20:32:20:0220:32:31:26Brin [GM]next time…I’m just kidding. I won’t kill you. I don’t want to do that. That’s not my goal. So um you guys went and talked to Cicely a little bit again and you’re headed
20:32:31:2620:32:43:02Brin [GM]back to Castle Leary to check on the wagon full of Lashara’s will scrappings.
20:32:41:1520:32:48:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I think we’ve got multiple things we’re
20:32:43:1520:32:44:19Brin [GM]We’ll call it that.
20:32:43:1820:32:55:02Chris [TBD]i’m so glad you included that that was so funny yep yes
20:32:48:1920:32:54:14Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of headed back forward because Cicely also wanted us to check on Millie or figure out where is her name?
20:32:55:0220:33:02:17Chris [TBD]she wasn’t creepy the mom
20:32:55:1020:32:57:17Brin [GM]the young girl that got captured is what you’re talking about?
20:32:58:2920:33:01:18Brin [GM]She’s not! I really tried so hard
20:33:02:1720:33:10:09Chris [TBD]was creepy 100 but millie i thought she was millie was down there like i dug it i i read
20:33:03:2120:33:04:01Jesse [Foulclaw]No
20:33:11:2820:33:15:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Millie is like the thing of my nightmare Little girl in a mask
20:33:13:1120:33:20:28Chris [TBD]i guess the fact that when yeah when we walked into the room and she was sitting in a single chair in the middle of the room wearing a scarecrow mask yeah 100 that was creepy
20:33:20:1520:33:24:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah And she’s like follow me And I’m like hell no
20:33:28:0920:33:34:18Jesse [Foulclaw]But Millie The cart Are we already back there? I’m curious if we’re traveling or if we’ve already
20:33:35:2320:33:44:29Steve [Nortle]gonna tell us what’s in the journal Foulclaw oh yeah
20:33:36:0520:33:42:24Brin [GM]did end, though you guys were still underwater wearing your good old Dom Cons.
20:33:43:0620:33:47:29Chris [TBD]shrunk so i’m i was being digested i am actively
20:33:44:1420:33:50:16Brin [GM]Oh, you’re being digested now? That’s right because you’re smaller than the Dom Con.
20:33:47:2720:33:49:05Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s how we ended
20:33:50:1420:33:58:13Chris [TBD]i mean by the time i get out of it it’ll be more like it was just like a skin cleansing routine that some women put themselves through with the acid and stuff, you know?
20:33:57:2020:34:05:27Jesse [Foulclaw]yes yeah yeah yeah okay yeah so yeah we’re like underwater uh
20:33:58:1020:33:59:10Brin [GM]It minimizes pores.
20:34:00:2520:34:03:29Brin [GM]Does that make sense? Okay. Fantastic.
20:34:06:1120:34:13:09Jesse [Foulclaw]so i’ve been studying this journal a little bit while we’ve been traveling back and forth
20:34:13:0920:34:24:01Jesse [Foulclaw]you know talking to sicily okay um i’m kind of curious about the ferryman
20:34:13:1120:34:13:16Chris [TBD]Mm-hmm.
20:34:18:2220:34:20:00Brin [GM]If that’s her name, you got it.
20:34:24:0120:34:30:26Jesse [Foulclaw]him and i kind of want to kind of wanna yeah i’m kind of curious who he is we don’t
20:34:26:2620:34:33:09Chris [TBD]Baden? Isn’t it? Oh! Who’s…
20:34:30:2220:34:31:18Brin [GM]His name is Fairy Man.
20:34:32:1520:34:41:29Jesse [Foulclaw]we we don’ know we don’T know who he ist we just don’t know why he had it and there’s a lot of stuff in here that’s like
20:34:43:0320:34:52:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i feel like it’d be beneficial maybe to talk to him at some point figure out how he got a hold of it you know could be so if we run into
20:34:46:0820:34:48:10Chris [TBD]Find him again? Yeah.
20:34:51:2320:34:52:19Chris [TBD]Ask him
20:34:52:0120:34:57:16Brin [GM]Yeah I mean he’s always going back and forth
20:34:52:1820:35:01:02Jesse [Foulclaw]him on the way back i kind of want to yes
20:34:54:0420:35:02:21Chris [TBD]what his name is across that golden
20:35:01:0220:35:08:23Jesse [Foulclaw]is i feel like he’s probably our only way back other
20:35:02:2120:35:06:24Steve [Nortle]a lot of those hobbies that guy swimming
20:35:08:2320:35:17:28Jesse [Foulclaw]than maybe like flying back or swimming oh i could make a dome i can make a dom for all of us
20:35:13:0920:35:14:20Steve [Nortle]feels great, y’all.
20:35:17:0620:35:28:13Dave [Xeros]you could make a dome. How long does the Dome of Forrest actually last? Is it 10 minutes,
20:35:17:2820:35:25:18Jesse [Foulclaw]and we could hamster wheel back to the oh so
20:35:20:2720:35:22:17Brin [GM]mean these dom -coms will help
20:35:28:0220:35:28:26Steve [Nortle]Ten minutes.
20:35:32:2320:35:34:11Jesse [Foulclaw]if we wanted to take that route
20:35:34:0420:35:44:15Brin [GM]remember you didn’t get very far. The city is… No that’s not true the city is up against the cliff over there the city of hexes where the mer the mergon
20:35:36:1720:35:39:07Chris [TBD]We blacked out. we don’t know how
20:35:44:1520:35:50:28Brin [GM]live so it is up again stuff so yeah you have a very you have quite the swim ahead of you
20:35:51:1920:36:02:14Jesse [Foulclaw]okay what’s what’s the fastest way what do we think we want to do here oh my gosh
20:36:00:0420:36:03:09Brin [GM]honestly i would just start swimming i didn’t really plan for that
20:36:02:1420:36:06:22Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe nortle can uh sneeze us back across
20:36:09:0320:36:11:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i think over here we’re here we’ve got
20:36:11:0320:36:12:16Dave [Xeros]Hey, we made it. There we go.
20:36:11:1420:36:13:27Brin [GM]arrived you have arrived at castle leaving
20:36:13:2120:36:14:27Jesse [Foulclaw]nortles there at least
20:36:16:2320:36:28:16Chris [TBD]like to imagine that the DomCon suits give us some sort of maneuverable advantage in the water where you can kind of create propellers
20:36:28:1620:36:29:10Chris [TBD]and stuff
20:36:28:1720:36:36:11Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s just kind of like we’re fully shaved like there’s no hair resistance or something or feather resistance
20:36:35:2520:36:38:28Brin [GM]you oiled up before you went for the race
20:36:38:1820:36:41:01Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we become Michael Phelps
20:36:40:2820:36:49:20Brin [GM]that’s yeah Michael Phelps your way to the shore. You know I didn’t really plan for this to be like a big fiasco so let’s just go to the shore
20:36:49:1720:36:50:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna start swimming
20:36:50:0820:36:52:16Chris [TBD]it yeah, we’re going to start swimming
20:36:52:2620:36:53:22Jesse [Foulclaw]all of you there
20:36:53:0720:36:55:07Brin [GM]Okay Just keep swimming
20:36:56:1820:36:59:26Brin [GM]Okay Congratulations, you’ve arrived at Castle Leary
20:36:56:2620:36:57:11Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:37:00:2020:37:02:26Jesse [Foulclaw]well that was a lot easier than we thought it would be
20:37:02:2520:37:07:14Dave [Xeros]Wow. Hey, we just kind of jumped in the water and the DomCom did all the work for us.
20:37:03:2320:37:04:10Brin [GM]Yeah
20:37:09:1320:37:11:06Steve [Nortle]done that for me! What?!
20:37:10:2220:37:17:06Dave [Xeros]that yeah it is kind of like the Dom Com does the work you just kind of have to sit there
20:37:10:2920:37:12:02Brin [GM]Oh David
20:37:17:0920:37:22:28Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i wouldn’t know anything about this so a foul claw i’m speaking in character
20:37:20:0320:37:21:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah Oh okay
20:37:22:2820:37:33:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i i have no idea how these things work i’ve never put one on okay hurry let’s talk about oh the all the information card oh it’s right here
20:37:25:2920:37:28:28Dave [Xeros]Well let me tell you how this works All you got to do is
20:37:32:0920:37:33:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah, it’s convenient.
20:37:34:1120:37:43:02Brin [GM]so as you come up to the shore you are greeted by marie okay yes
20:37:42:2620:37:43:15Dave [Xeros]Hey Marie
20:37:43:0220:37:49:17Brin [GM]mom she um she’s still wearing the same clothes because you guys have been gone
20:37:50:0420:37:56:27Brin [GM]like basically a full day right you you left in the morning did your whole battle you’re coming
20:37:56:2720:38:08:25Brin [GM]back um so marie she has not changed and she looks very tired okay you hold on what is she
20:38:08:2520:38:16:14Brin [GM]was a she was uh british right proper that’s right she’s the duchess i gotta remember
20:38:10:1920:38:12:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, proper.
20:38:15:2920:38:18:03Chris [TBD]what’s that word that the trigger word for
20:38:21:1120:38:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah very good yes
20:38:23:0220:38:23:06Chris [TBD]right
20:38:23:1820:38:29:10Brin [GM]um ah you you are emerging from the water
20:38:31:0720:38:33:11Steve [Nortle]It’s what I do. I am a Torko.
20:38:32:1020:38:35:07Brin [GM]don’t dave don’t make it weird daddy
20:38:33:2120:38:35:23Jesse [Foulclaw]yes we’re
20:38:37:2020:38:39:02Chris [TBD]yeah that is really weird
20:38:39:0120:38:40:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:38:40:1720:38:43:11Brin [GM]when i said i am officially never saying that again
20:38:43:0220:38:44:08Dave [Xeros]Don’t make it weird, Daddy?
20:38:44:1820:38:48:04Jesse [Foulclaw]but it’s our it’s a artificial slogan you have to say
20:38:46:2620:38:49:24Brin [GM]disgusting no the boys
20:38:47:0120:38:53:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s welcome back to the boardroom. Don’t be weird, daddy. Just point at the camera and say don’t make it weird、 daddy.
20:38:51:1520:38:55:23Brin [GM]no i know i’m never saying that again
20:38:55:1720:38:58:11Chris [TBD]just don’t look at us when you say it That’d probably be better. Yeah.
20:38:56:2420:39:04:20Jesse [Foulclaw]we
20:38:58:1020:39:02:27Brin [GM]yeah sorry almost threw up okay thank
20:39:02:2020:39:03:08Dave [Xeros]I won’t make a word.
20:39:04:2020:39:09:27Jesse [Foulclaw]swam over to the orchard and uh we were over there for a little bit oh well
20:39:09:0120:39:13:17Dave [Xeros]Remember we did all of this out of the goodness of our heart remember
20:39:16:1820:39:19:00Steve [Nortle]This is called High Fashioned Skrrk.
20:39:23:1920:39:24:28Chris [TBD]I actually rather like mine.
20:39:24:0220:39:26:02Dave [Xeros]You know what a dom-com is? Wow.
20:39:26:1720:39:30:00Brin [GM]the fishermen use them but how did you find out about them?
20:39:30:0620:39:41:10Dave [Xeros]Oh, well we got them from this… Well you let us know if this is okay because like We fell off a boat I think we all passed out A bit of a fever dream
20:39:39:0620:39:39:17Chris [TBD]ferryman.
20:39:41:1020:39:42:11Dave [Xeros]And we had this
20:39:43:2320:39:50:12Dave [Xeros]Fish lady That just kind of gave him to us Maybe we found him I don’t know It’s uh Yeah
20:39:49:1720:39:56:18Brin [GM]fish that you’re talking about like merfolk in the water so it’s real then
20:39:52:2820:39:55:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah I guess I guess you could call him that
20:39:54:1520:39:56:28Chris [TBD]Is that weird or… Oh!
20:39:59:0320:40:07:09Brin [GM]you know Millie has been a little obsessed with figuring all of this out and i just can’t believe that it’s real but come inside quickly we have lots to
20:40:07:2420:40:08:26Chris [TBD]Well, that was easy.
20:40:10:2120:40:11:05Dave [Xeros]Alright
20:40:11:1520:40:23:14Jesse [Foulclaw]tell her about the purple it’s
20:40:12:0420:40:13:02Chris [TBD]I’m not gonna…
20:40:13:1720:40:17:23Dave [Xeros]That’s why I said it was a bit of a dream, maybe? Yeah.
20:40:18:2820:40:23:26Brin [GM]you whispering I’m just kidding. You’re going into the castle, okay?
20:40:22:0920:40:24:08Steve [Nortle]It’s good that you told Nortle this.
20:40:23:1420:40:27:04Jesse [Foulclaw]though it’s the suit that we’re wearing and sometimes muffles
20:40:27:2920:40:39:04Brin [GM]Okay and you’re going in through the back door so you’re going through the kitchen and you go into the banquet hall, okay. As you walk into the banquet hall The doors open
20:40:39:0420:40:50:28Brin [GM]And the tables are moved It wasn’t like it was before And all of the servants In here Are The cart Of Lashara’s stuff Is in the center
20:40:49:0920:40:49:28Chris [TBD]Oh!
20:40:50:2820:40:56:25Brin [GM]of the banquet hall. And all the servants are working together and sorting through all of it. So you’ve got like
20:40:51:1620:40:52:03Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:40:56:0920:41:02:03Jesse [Foulclaw]wow okay
20:40:58:0720:41:06:29Brin [GM]20 bodies working on this. Okay? And on the walls they’ve pinned things up in sort of a
20:41:07:0420:41:08:23Chris [TBD]Are they connected with red yarn?
20:41:09:2620:41:11:17Brin [GM]with red yarn. It’s your classic
20:41:10:1120:41:10:26Chris [TBD]Yes.
20:41:13:0020:41:13:19Chris [TBD]Pepysilvy!
20:41:13:2820:41:15:19Brin [GM]detective investigation
20:41:17:2720:41:26:20Brin [GM]kind of vibe going on, okay? okay and over in the corner basil is sitting with a blanket and she looks rough
20:41:27:2220:41:36:21Brin [GM]she is kind of in a state of depression because exactly that’s why she’s depressed
20:41:27:2220:41:28:19Chris [TBD]Oh, Basil’s there.
20:41:30:2220:41:31:03Chris [TBD]Wait.
20:41:31:1820:41:34:29Dave [Xeros]But how does she know? How could she be depressed? She doesn’t even remember who she is.
20:41:36:2120:41:41:06Brin [GM]because what what is a person if you don’t have memories i mean think about what you become
20:41:37:1020:41:37:21Dave [Xeros]See,
20:41:40:0520:41:45:01Dave [Xeros]you’re a very happy person if you have no memories. Thus says
20:41:42:2920:41:46:05Brin [GM]hi i don’t i think you lose sense of self without memories
20:41:46:0220:41:52:18Dave [Xeros]every bender and every time you get drunk and you wake up and you’re like, what just happened? You’re the happiest person ever.
20:41:53:1720:42:03:23Brin [GM]dave i don’ t know how many times you’ve been drunk but i don’T think that’s how it feels. It feels like jack shit, and she’s
20:41:58:0520:42:04:09Jesse [Foulclaw]also she doesn’t have hands and she might be a little depressed
20:42:03:1320:42:09:08Dave [Xeros]And maybe that’s why she’s upset She can’t like, yeah a mug exactly. Okay yep.
20:42:03:2320:42:12:16Brin [GM]trying to grab a mug with her nubs and she drops it on the floor and she starts crying.
20:42:06:0420:42:17:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh no can I collect some of her tears because this could be a rare occurrence
20:42:13:2220:42:14:12Steve [Nortle]All right.
20:42:17:2520:42:19:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah super rare ingredient.
20:42:19:2820:42:24:29Jesse [Foulclaw]okay cool i have a little vial i’m just gonna hey i’ll just go i’m gonna go pat her ears
20:42:21:1620:42:23:06Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh.
20:42:26:2120:42:36:03Jesse [Foulclaw]stroke her ears a little bit trying to distract her oh my gosh
20:42:27:0920:42:37:20Dave [Xeros]I reach into my pants and I walk up I just pull out the rabbit’s foot And I’m like hey need some good luck? Got some good look right here. Nothing, nothing.
20:42:34:1320:42:45:04Brin [GM]what is that wait it’s that and she goes to punch you and it just hits you in the chest like this little nub
20:42:36:0320:42:44:25Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t look at it uh i think we just i think we just got on eros
20:42:41:2020:42:43:17Dave [Xeros]Hey I just dodge out of the way
20:42:43:0120:42:51:00Steve [Nortle]i go
20:42:46:1920:42:47:23Jesse [Foulclaw]nortles coming put that way
20:42:51:0020:43:02:26Steve [Nortle]up to her and uh i sit cross -legged right in front of her then i realize i’m still wearing my dom con and so i start like trying to pull it off and it’s just like
20:43:03:1320:43:04:13Brin [GM]please stop
20:43:04:0420:43:12:23Steve [Nortle]it just keeps going oh sorry i started at the head okay
20:43:08:0620:43:10:15Dave [Xeros]at the feet and pull up and over.
20:43:11:1320:43:13:18Jesse [Foulclaw]when you’re when your hoodie gets stuck
20:43:13:2420:43:20:11Dave [Xeros]yeah. You gotta I think it kind of rolls you can start rolling from the bottom if you
20:43:20:1020:43:32:08Steve [Nortle]by this your advice comes way too late um probably that seems to be really on brand for me
20:43:22:1720:43:24:10Brin [GM]the work for you
20:43:23:2120:43:24:21Dave [Xeros]yep
20:43:25:2120:43:28:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, so it’s trying to get off and you’re making
20:43:29:0020:43:29:12Dave [Xeros]yeah
20:43:33:2020:43:35:17Dave [Xeros]get it off not on
20:43:33:2020:43:41:06Steve [Nortle]so i say um bashal would you
20:43:41:0620:43:49:05Steve [Nortle]like to uh run a race against me or you still have your feet
20:43:50:1220:43:52:14Chris [TBD]You can walk on those two things too.
20:43:52:0420:43:53:23Dave [Xeros]is this supposed to make things better?
20:43:54:1220:43:55:24Jesse [Foulclaw]You can beat him
20:43:57:1220:44:03:10Steve [Nortle]on purpose so that’s what that feels like
20:43:58:0520:44:00:03Dave [Xeros]Oh you’re gonna lose on purpose!
20:44:00:1920:44:01:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:44:03:1020:44:16:25Steve [Nortle]Like, a
20:44:06:0220:44:07:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:44:08:2920:44:12:06Brin [GM]this is so hard for me to pretend like I don’t remember
20:44:16:2520:44:27:09Steve [Nortle]little bit of exercise will make you feel better. Come on, come—I’m in Portal and you’re a rabbit. You should be able to run really fast. Look at each split.
20:44:28:1620:44:30:04Brin [GM]okay alright
20:44:29:2420:44:30:01Steve [Nortle]All right.
20:44:31:0120:44:31:26Steve [Nortle]Okay, let’s go.
20:44:31:2120:44:33:03Brin [GM]where are we doing
20:44:33:1520:44:42:06Steve [Nortle]We’re just going to lap this place three times. I hold up my whole hand so that you know that’s how many I’m talking about.
20:44:45:2120:44:47:06Steve [Nortle]That’s what my mama gave me.
20:44:49:1420:44:56:29Steve [Nortle]you’re uh so no all
20:44:52:0120:44:52:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Never mind
20:44:53:1220:44:53:23Brin [GM]what
20:44:54:1120:44:59:02Chris [TBD]Okay, I’m the starter of my guitar. You got to begin the race. One, two, three.
20:44:56:2920:45:06:09Steve [Nortle]right acrobatics and i’m making myself roll at disadvantage
20:45:08:2020:45:11:13Brin [GM]oh wow i don’t know if that’s
20:45:14:1420:45:26:14Steve [Nortle]i rolled a well with my acrobaratics uh an 11. so uh yeah okay all right so
20:45:19:2620:45:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]three laps
20:45:21:0320:45:22:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:45:26:1420:45:26:25Steve [Nortle]i’m gonna
20:45:28:1920:45:38:14Steve [Nortle]i’m gonna try to slow down a little bit there 11 okay uh yeah yeah
20:45:31:0720:45:36:06Brin [GM]I got 22
20:45:38:1420:45:45:08Steve [Nortle]mm-hmm yeah okay yeah a little pep in the step
20:45:39:0120:45:41:00Jesse [Foulclaw]up nice
20:45:39:1520:45:40:11Dave [Xeros]Uh-huh.
20:45:49:1020:45:52:27Steve [Nortle]if it’s acrobat if it’S my athletics I actually got a 21
20:45:54:0020:46:07:12Chris [TBD]no way one by
20:45:55:0920:46:03:09Steve [Nortle]no i got it i got a 30 20 because i rolled at disadvantage you
20:46:01:2920:46:10:23Jesse [Foulclaw]oh he really played it off yeah
20:46:03:0920:46:08:12Steve [Nortle]don’t know
20:46:07:1220:46:07:29Chris [TBD]a hair
20:46:10:2020:46:11:22Steve [Nortle]Ah, you feel…
20:46:10:2320:46:17:14Jesse [Foulclaw]basil preachers everybody put those papers
20:46:14:2420:46:16:08Steve [Nortle]Huzzah! Huzzaw.
20:46:17:1420:46:24:21Jesse [Foulclaw]down a tear uh i’d
20:46:21:2120:46:24:01Steve [Nortle]All that hard work was for nothing. Oh, okay.
20:46:24:2120:46:31:22Jesse [Foulclaw]like to give basil there’s a flower in here in the book um i
20:46:30:1520:46:32:22Steve [Nortle]I don’t know that she wants it.
20:46:31:2220:46:38:14Jesse [Foulclaw]want i you do
20:46:32:0020:46:37:11Chris [TBD]it’s the smell of it
20:46:35:2620:46:37:12Brin [GM]Do I like flowers?
20:46:38:1420:46:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]hear just at least smell this at least this will help activating
20:46:40:2320:46:46:21Steve [Nortle]Yes, yes, you do. You don’t find them insulting or activating your allergies
20:46:54:0820:46:55:06Brin [GM]I don’t like this.
20:46:54:2320:47:03:28Chris [TBD]That was probably specific to just the merwoman, one of her memories. Not the flower itself being a memory thing. I thought the same thing though.
20:47:03:1220:47:07:06Brin [GM]I don’ t like it. We went to sleep. Is that what happened?
20:47:06:0920:47:10:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah yeah just turn it back on that’s fine there you go
20:47:07:1720:47:08:03Chris [TBD]Just shake it.
20:47:09:0320:47:10:27Steve [Nortle]did sleep. Yeah, sleeping is great.
20:47:11:1020:47:14:13Brin [GM]Sorry, gotta move this every once in a while. Okay.
20:47:12:1420:47:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t remember the last time
20:47:16:1420:47:18:10Brin [GM]I’m going back to my room. See you losers.
20:47:18:2320:47:19:00Chris [TBD]No.
20:47:19:2220:47:20:15Steve [Nortle]Get better.
20:47:20:0820:47:23:10Chris [TBD]Well, it sounds like she’s getting better talking to us like that.
20:47:23:0920:47:24:10Dave [Xeros]yeah feel better
20:47:24:0820:47:34:19Jesse [Foulclaw]of sounds he can’t take away
20:47:26:0820:47:28:01Brin [GM]DNA. You can’t take that away.
20:47:26:1420:47:27:11Chris [TBD]A natural…
20:47:30:0220:47:31:22Brin [GM]She walks back and slams the door shut.
20:47:33:0320:47:36:03Brin [GM]Okay. You make your way back
20:47:38:0520:47:48:08Steve [Nortle]By the way guys, if she ever gets back to normal but doesn’t remember i did win the race just i’ve got i have a reputation to maintain
20:47:44:1820:47:45:19Dave [Xeros]you did
20:47:47:2020:47:48:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:47:47:2120:47:51:00Brin [GM]pretty sure that history has been rewritten.
20:47:48:0820:48:00:23Steve [Nortle]of lying
20:47:48:1620:47:49:08Dave [Xeros]I’ll
20:47:50:2420:47:59:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I feel like we all learned a valuable lesson about lying a little while ago. Maybe it would be best if we continued down that
20:48:00:2320:48:03:17Steve [Nortle]good guy good thinking falclaw all right we’re all agreed
20:48:03:1120:48:04:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Shoot.
20:48:05:2620:48:06:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
20:48:07:0820:48:15:28Brin [GM]right, you make your way back to the Banquet Hall and Marie’s waiting for you. Wow! Now that we’ve wasted more time
20:48:15:2820:48:21:11Brin [GM]this is great. Races at the castle so much time for this it’s great
20:48:21:0220:48:22:19Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s good for morale.
20:48:21:1220:48:27:11Dave [Xeros]we’re doing this out of the goodness of our heart it seems like you’ve got a lot of things to do around here
20:48:24:0820:48:34:22Chris [TBD]i thought it was a barter
20:48:27:0020:48:30:12Brin [GM]And you know what we’ve been doing out of the goodness of our heart for the last
20:48:34:1320:48:42:29Dave [Xeros]yeah I thought we were going to go the orchard, and you’re gonna like organize Lashar’s shit.
20:48:34:2220:48:37:10Chris [TBD]thing yeah we did this for you
20:48:37:1020:48:47:22Chris [TBD]you were doing that for us we saved the orchard your drink your oh yeah
20:48:40:1020:48:51:20Brin [GM]I’ve just done a full itinerary of my treasure room and it seems that many things have been stolen from there…
20:48:49:1320:48:54:04Jesse [Foulclaw]The good news is the trees in the orchard are back to life
20:48:54:0920:49:02:29Dave [Xeros]be able to make so much money now that everything is back to normal? Yeah there was a
20:48:54:1120:48:56:01Chris [TBD]so much money now
20:48:55:0120:49:03:15Jesse [Foulclaw]They’re very, they lit up and they were growing.
20:49:02:2920:49:08:10Dave [Xeros]bunch of dudes inside of them. Dudes… Like I stuck my head inside of
20:49:09:0920:49:13:08Steve [Nortle]they’d be chicks like as in girls not as an actual chickens
20:49:09:2320:49:10:25Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s kind of irrelevant.
20:49:13:0820:49:24:14Steve [Nortle]chickens, which if
20:49:13:1020:49:17:01Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s been having a lot of spiritual experiences lately.
20:49:14:1120:49:17:08Brin [GM]there are people inside of the trees
20:49:17:1720:49:22:27Dave [Xeros]they were guys. I stuck my head and there was a guy inside the tree, and I’m like, hey.
20:49:24:1420:49:31:27Steve [Nortle]you think about it is strange because light didn’t penetrate through the bark and I know how important it is that things penetrate through
20:49:31:2720:49:38:12Dave [Xeros]And this thing is how on earth do you receive your vitamin D if you don’t get good penetration by the sun?
20:49:32:0320:49:40:12Steve [Nortle]the bark. Yeah but nevertheless
20:49:41:2320:49:42:19Brin [GM]of that word
20:49:42:1920:49:44:04Dave [Xeros]And vitamin D as well!
20:49:44:0420:49:46:02Steve [Nortle]they were rather moist
20:49:46:0420:49:48:21Brin [GM]it just keeps getting worse
20:49:47:1920:49:50:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Hurry take over hurry
20:49:50:0620:49:53:11Steve [Nortle]oh wait no the moist one was the queen
20:49:53:1120:50:05:02Steve [Nortle]she opens
20:49:53:1920:49:57:01Dave [Xeros]Hey Basil, do you need some vitamin D, Basil?
20:49:53:2920:49:54:15Brin [GM]right now
20:49:55:2020:49:56:20Chris [TBD]Don’t say it.
20:49:57:2820:50:04:17Brin [GM]she tries to flip you off with her phantom hand. She puts it up like this
20:50:02:1620:50:07:21Chris [TBD]So anyways, where… What did you find?
20:50:05:0220:50:05:27Steve [Nortle]up the door
20:50:06:1020:50:07:02Brin [GM]and starts crying again.
20:50:09:1420:50:14:16Brin [GM]So, as you can see from our timeline we’ve been doing a lot of organizing through all of this stuff
20:50:15:1720:50:20:07Brin [GM]and actually the fact that you found men inside of those trees might mean something
20:50:20:1220:50:21:04Chris [TBD]Oh gosh.
20:50:20:2920:50:31:22Dave [Xeros]Okay. Well, it could have
20:50:21:2920:50:24:29Brin [GM]It might be all connected to what the things that were finding
20:50:26:0720:50:30:11Brin [GM]You said that you spoke to a woman in the water A merfolk
20:50:31:2220:50:35:19Dave [Xeros]been a dream. It could have not been… Her name was Cicero
20:50:37:2320:50:38:07Brin [GM]Cicero
20:50:39:1220:50:42:20Brin [GM]All right, all right. Oh okay, Sicily!
20:50:39:2120:50:40:09Chris [TBD]Sicily.
20:50:41:2220:50:43:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh Cicero
20:50:43:1720:50:44:16Chris [TBD]The city!
20:50:46:2420:50:48:17Steve [Nortle]No, I think that was just the name.
20:50:48:0720:50:58:29Brin [GM]Anyways…all right come here I’ll let us show you the research that we found Okay? We think that Astaroth and Lashara have known
20:50:51:1420:50:52:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
20:50:54:0220:50:54:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, boy!
20:50:58:2920:51:01:02Brin [GM]each other for a very long time
20:51:00:2920:51:01:24Chris [TBD]Oh gosh.
20:51:02:0720:51:12:16Brin [GM]because there’s a lot of papers in here that mention Astarath and speak of certain things the most interesting find that we found was this
20:51:13:2520:51:22:16Brin [GM]this um contract and it’s quite long and elaborate but
20:51:22:1820:51:25:08Chris [TBD]Is it one contract or…
20:51:24:1520:51:25:21Dave [Xeros]okay i’m used to reading these
20:51:24:2220:51:31:26Brin [GM]their date on it is from a very long time ago when Lashara must have been
20:51:31:2620:51:39:04Brin [GM]very young and possibly in school um and she walks you along the wall okay and when she
20:51:39:2620:51:47:08Brin [GM]you see on the wall there’s a portrait of Lashara and a young woman and she did like nothing about
20:51:46:2320:51:48:01Chris [TBD]In Castle Leary.
20:51:47:0820:51:53:20Brin [GM]her it but it’s from this cart they pinned it on the ball so this is our this is their timeline
20:51:47:2120:51:51:20Dave [Xeros]it’s from our junk yeah it’s
20:51:50:2320:51:52:14Chris [TBD]Got it, got it, got it.
20:51:53:2020:52:00:14Brin [GM]with the red yarn okay they’re trying to connect all the dots there’s an image of Lishara when
20:52:00:1420:52:10:14Brin [GM]she looks very young and Astaroth I shouldn’t have said Astarth they’re assuming it’s Astaroths but they’re not sure. It’s a young woman wearing gloves and she has a mask on but
20:52:02:1220:52:03:09Chris [TBD]Very small.
20:52:10:1420:52:21:25Brin [GM]she looks a lot different but it’s not mechanical in any way right but we’re not sure if this is her in the portrait we’re just assuming so it’s a safe assumption all
20:52:10:1820:52:11:21Chris [TBD]Safe to assume.
20:52:11:2920:52:14:10Dave [Xeros]the bottom of this will it says Astaroth.
20:52:18:2120:52:19:17Dave [Xeros]Okay, yeah.
20:52:20:1720:52:21:10Dave [Xeros]Alright.
20:52:22:0420:52:33:29Brin [GM]right? And what they did is they, we believe that they entered a contest with the school that they were attending sort of like a science fair um and they were experimenting with
20:52:33:2920:52:42:08Brin [GM]certain things to make clones is what we think um and everything was just was just um theory
20:52:42:0820:52:49:25Brin [GM]they didn’t didn’t do anything we don’t we don’ know um but they definitely had a falling out
20:52:49:2520:52:58:03Brin [GM]with this contract um and we’ve also discovered that Astaroth cannot magic will not go near her
20:52:58:1320:53:04:04Brin [GM]she can’t use it and because of that she despises it
20:53:05:2420:53:06:20Chris [TBD]Oh man.
20:53:06:0420:53:13:17Brin [GM]so I think that her and Lashara got together and they made some kind of spell or some kind
20:53:13:1720:53:21:29Brin [GM]of formula to make a new race that they could use for cloning but obviously and the fact
20:53:21:2920:53:26:22Brin [GM]that you found merfolk in the water makes me wonder if all of this is connected well
20:53:25:2320:53:31:27Chris [TBD]hmm what did the merfolk have to do with it could potentially have to
20:53:29:0220:53:36:14Brin [GM]i mean if there’s if there’S merfolk IN THERE I MEAN THERE WASN’T BEFORE AT LEAST I DON’T
20:53:36:1420:53:46:26Brin [GM]THINK SO DID THEY CREATE THEM WHO KNOWS I DONT KNOW WELL THIS
20:53:39:2720:53:45:19Dave [Xeros]In the dream that we had supposedly they’d been there for hundreds of years
20:53:41:1320:53:50:18Chris [TBD]I mean this
20:53:46:2620:53:51:09Brin [GM]IS VERY OLD HOW OLD
20:53:48:1620:53:50:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, Lashara was pretty old.
20:53:50:1820:53:53:22Chris [TBD]would have to be before the forgotten hour if LaShara was
20:53:58:1120:54:03:21Steve [Nortle]Lashara? I think Lasharra was probably close to 400 years old when she died.
20:54:04:2220:54:11:02Chris [TBD]old? I thought gnomes could only live to 200 then yeah, it would be 400 years old so she would have been like
20:54:06:1720:54:11:12Steve [Nortle]You know they could live up to 400 and like she was on her she was aged
20:54:12:1420:54:15:12Steve [Nortle]and so you know doing the map this
20:54:21:1020:54:27:11Chris [TBD]you should wear some gloves for handling that
20:54:22:0320:54:30:27Brin [GM]so our theory is after reading this contract it’s a little confusing and I’m not sure but we’re thinking that they had some kind of falling out
20:54:30:2720:54:41:13Brin [GM]maybe what they were doing in the science experiment either Astaroth broke rules or something definitely got expelled from school
20:54:41:1320:54:52:08Brin [GM]and kind of went off on her own, and they had a falling out. And I think Lashara forced her in some way to sign this by magical means because anyone that reads this contract here
20:54:52:0820:55:03:11Brin [GM]would not sign it of their own free will. And this is magically binding. The only problem with this is that there is a clause in here
20:55:03:1120:55:15:11Brin [GM]that when Lasharra passed away, Astaroth had free access to do all of the things that she was wanting to do because she was no longer bound by this mechanical covenant.
20:55:13:2120:55:14:13Chris [TBD]Dependent.
20:55:16:1320:55:18:13Dave [Xeros]stop her from being able to use magic?
20:55:18:1120:55:27:25Brin [GM]It did, it stopped her from being able to make inventions. It magically bound her from her research basically so that she could not
20:55:27:0220:55:28:02Chris [TBD]Muted her.
20:55:28:2820:55:38:08Brin [GM]continue because she were so enthralled with what they were doing in the science fair and she wanted to do more with it and Lashara saw
20:55:38:0820:55:45:06Brin [GM]the darkness growing in her and decided to cut her off by this way. So she has not been able
20:55:45:0620:55:51:18Brin [GM]to do anything that she has wanted to do, but now that Lashara has passed, she has completely gone
20:55:51:1820:55:59:20Brin [GM]out of control. And based on what we’ve seen each title in this contract, she’s basically going
20:55:59:2020:56:07:25Brin [GM]in order and defying each one almost out of spite that’s kind of that’s
20:56:04:0820:56:05:15Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh.
20:56:06:0320:56:07:00Dave [Xeros]Oh, that’s fun.
20:56:07:2520:56:17:06Brin [GM]the pattern that we’ve seen with what she’s doing right so that’s
20:56:09:1720:56:15:04Jesse [Foulclaw]So, would that tell us what she’s up to next?
20:56:14:1420:56:15:05Chris [TBD]Next?
20:56:16:0520:56:23:23Dave [Xeros]So we have engines of weight, blight and false life seem like the three things.
20:56:24:2420:56:32:20Brin [GM]exactly what she’m doing I think it’s the tank in the basement I mean it has to be
20:56:26:0520:56:29:19Dave [Xeros]Okay, what was the engine of weight that she did then?
20:56:31:2520:56:31:29Dave [Xeros]Ah!
20:56:32:2920:56:42:12Dave [Xeros]Well it could be. Yeah. shall refer to any device, construct or system arcane or material that amplifies labor multiples reshapes and vibrate beyond the natural limits of the body
20:56:39:0120:56:41:07Chris [TBD]reshapes the environment natural
20:56:43:1320:56:45:04Chris [TBD]blight blight
20:56:44:2920:56:47:00Dave [Xeros]the blight is right after that I mean
20:56:47:1320:56:49:25Brin [GM]you found that in the orchard right that’s
20:56:50:2020:57:00:18Dave [Xeros]yeah fine and then third false life shall include all acts of replication duplication or intimidate imitation
20:56:59:0220:57:01:04Chris [TBD]intonation imitation
20:57:01:1920:57:07:27Dave [Xeros]of sentient existence absent natural birth including but not limited to cloning vessel crafting and soul division
20:57:09:1420:57:21:14Brin [GM]why we think she’s making clones because think about it she has all these body parts in the basement and she has been she’s been putting them she’s being putting them together and i think that she’s trying to figure out the perfect clone
20:57:15:0620:57:15:22Chris [TBD]most of them.
20:57:21:1420:57:28:06Brin [GM]the only thing that’s strange as we also found oh sorry did i say the only things
20:57:28:0620:57:35:04Brin [GM]the other thing that strange the other day this is totally normal we keep finding drawings like
20:57:29:2320:57:31:23Jesse [Foulclaw]This is all normal.
20:57:35:0420:57:44:08Brin [GM]this we’re seeing strange bee anatomical drawings you keep finding pictures of phoenixes and
20:57:44:0820:57:50:15Brin [GM]this is why i’m wondering about merfolk because she keeps there’s tons of anatomica
20:57:50:1520:57:58:17Brin [GM]drawings of merfolk so we’re thinking that she may have experimented no
20:57:57:1620:58:02:03Chris [TBD]telling me she may have mated a bumblebee with the phoenix to make mermaids?
20:58:03:1820:58:04:18Steve [Nortle]not the weirdest way
20:58:04:1820:58:28:14Steve [Nortle]and that creatures can come into existence okay well they
20:58:08:2020:58:19:02Brin [GM]I’m not sure. But if she made an elixir that she makes something bees with a phoenix and gave it to her merfolk
20:58:09:0020:58:10:04Chris [TBD]What a twist.
20:58:19:0220:58:27:29Brin [GM]and they, and she died somehow and she was reborn into what she wanted to make an army for her or something?
20:58:28:1420:58:32:29Steve [Nortle]do have a hive oh and don’t forget
20:58:30:1720:58:31:03Chris [TBD]Yes.
20:58:32:2920:58:43:04Steve [Nortle]that uh cicely could also just she just would lay eggs in front of us if you recall yeah just Yeah, you can just watch and she’s Just like
20:58:33:2320:58:35:26Brin [GM]Wait, are you talking about the girl in the water?
20:58:38:1520:58:40:20Dave [Xeros]well if she’s yeah
20:58:38:2620:58:40:02Brin [GM]She’s laying eggs.
20:58:41:2020:58:42:26Chris [TBD]I remember…
20:58:43:2920:58:50:02Chris [TBD]Oh, I’m okay. I have to see it. My memory… Yeah, I just got to sit down. Hold on.
20:58:43:2920:58:45:29Dave [Xeros]oh yep you’re good
20:58:51:1520:58:51:26Chris [TBD]Oh!
20:58:53:2720:58:55:01Brin [GM]we get some tea in here
20:58:54:2220:59:02:29Jesse [Foulclaw]the journal that i’ve been reading also mentions a couple things uh yes
20:58:58:1220:59:00:20Chris [TBD]Oh yeah. Do tell.
20:59:03:0320:59:11:28Brin [GM]this could connect all of the missing parts that we have you have to share this with me i mean my gosh these creatures are living in the bay of my home
20:59:05:2920:59:07:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I don’t know.
20:59:11:1820:59:20:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not done reading it yet. I just started, you know? And you hate to pass off a book when you’re like halfway through and then you have to wait for the expert, you now?
20:59:14:1620:59:14:29Dave [Xeros]Oh.
20:59:20:2020:59:26:16Brin [GM]fine it’ll just take longer you do realize that i’m on your side
20:59:20:2320:59:24:03Chris [TBD]You don’t want to forget the plot. You don’ t have to start over.
20:59:22:0320:59:25:26Jesse [Foulclaw]You don’t want to… Yeah. So I’ll finish.
20:59:26:0620:59:29:17Chris [TBD]I mean, I’ve started the book Snow Crasher like three times now.
20:59:27:0920:59:28:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Of course.
20:59:27:2720:59:28:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:59:28:0520:59:34:18Brin [GM]I have to get my daughter back and I have the track down Astaroth that’s why I’m doing all of this for you My daughter is missing
20:59:31:0920:59:32:06Steve [Nortle]For real
20:59:33:1420:59:34:27Steve [Nortle]I did finish It once
20:59:34:2220:59:35:08Chris [TBD]Okay.
20:59:36:1720:59:39:19Dave [Xeros]Does anyone have good detect lie magic?
20:59:37:2120:59:38:23Jesse [Foulclaw]This book…
20:59:40:1320:59:41:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh.
20:59:42:0220:59:43:17Steve [Nortle]You do have a lying liar
20:59:43:1620:59:48:18Dave [Xeros]I do, but that just makes things lie. I just want to know if she’s actually telling the truth or not.
20:59:44:0220:59:54:04Chris [TBD]That sounds confident.
20:59:47:2320:59:55:12Jesse [Foulclaw]That just makes things worse. I have to take two magic to update these why
20:59:48:1420:59:49:12Steve [Nortle]Well then you would just
20:59:48:2420:59:52:03Brin [GM]You can roll All the things that you want
20:59:56:2121:00:01:02Steve [Nortle]Why Why is Astaroth interested in Castle Leary here?
21:00:02:1821:00:07:11Brin [GM]Honestly I think she was just looking For an HQ
21:00:08:2721:00:14:23Brin [GM]Just kind of Because it’s kind of central And hidden Not a lot of people come here
21:00:12:2821:00:13:29Chris [TBD]It’s a good…
21:00:13:2221:00:14:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:00:15:1021:00:23:08Dave [Xeros]And it’s like, hey, these people stole this place. now she can steal it from them.
21:00:16:0321:00:20:14Brin [GM]She came out of nowhere And hypnotized all of us It was a disaster
21:00:26:0521:00:31:20Brin [GM]The Learys left the castle barren, so we took over it.
21:00:33:0721:00:37:04Brin [GM]They left and their son disappeared there.
21:00:33:1421:00:34:13Dave [Xeros]I mean
21:00:36:1921:00:37:11Chris [TBD]What was
21:00:36:2321:00:47:20Dave [Xeros]alright, yeah okay so what you’re saying is if someone wanders into a room in your house and says no one has touched this stuff for a while I guess I can take it and then just walks away with it? Is that good?
21:00:40:2521:00:42:05Chris [TBD]into a room in your house
21:00:45:1721:00:47:20Chris [TBD]and he walks away with it? Is that good?
21:00:48:0021:00:48:29Dave [Xeros]Are we cool with that?
21:00:48:2621:00:55:18Brin [GM]Well, I didn’t change the name, did I? I could have changed it to Castle Holton, but I didnít.
21:00:54:2421:00:58:08Dave [Xeros]Well but then you lose brand recognition and no one wants to leave brand
21:00:58:0921:01:04:13Brin [GM]Oh, I couldíve rebranded just fine. Do you know how long ago the Learies were…?
21:01:01:2621:01:09:23Chris [TBD]spend millions to do it yeah spend all this money
21:01:05:1121:01:08:19Dave [Xeros]make a new logo So yeah, I mean it’s just
21:01:09:2321:01:10:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah
21:01:11:1621:01:14:11Brin [GM]the only way that I knew how. I was keeping their name.
21:01:14:0921:01:22:26Dave [Xeros]No no no I just want to like Just figure something out So I’m just saying Like back to my analogy Of walking into a room In someone’s house And taking everything there And then walking away
21:01:20:0621:01:27:17Steve [Nortle]yeah what if it’s like a secret room though Like a room that you hadn’t seen it before.
21:01:25:2221:01:34:18Dave [Xeros]Well you know It’d be more like You know If the door was locked And somehow unlocked it And then came in And took the castle Yeah I mean
21:01:27:1221:01:28:13Chris [TBD]It’d be more like
21:01:31:2421:01:34:17Chris [TBD]And you kept a bunch Of treasure there You know? Yeah
21:01:33:1921:01:36:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, and so that’s bad.
21:01:36:2721:01:48:15Dave [Xeros]No I’m not going to say The analogy is if she can walk into someone’s house and take the house, what’s stopping someone from walking into said house and taking a bunch of stuff that they had?
21:01:48:2421:01:50:29Dave [Xeros]It just seems like
21:01:50:1321:02:01:08Jesse [Foulclaw]this reminds me of one of the parables of idios actually if you build your house on a softer foundation,
21:01:53:2921:01:54:16Dave [Xeros]yeah.
21:02:01:0221:02:01:24Steve [Nortle]Feathers?
21:02:02:0221:02:03:11Jesse [Foulclaw]A feather? Sure.
21:02:03:0021:02:03:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:02:04:0621:02:04:29Steve [Nortle]Marshmallows?
21:02:06:1821:02:15:21Jesse [Foulclaw]the house will not stand. The house might fall. But if you were to build it on a tortoise shell
21:02:09:1621:02:10:29Dave [Xeros]The house might fall.
21:02:12:0621:02:16:15Chris [TBD]But if you build a tortoise shell A hard foundation
21:02:17:1221:02:20:12Steve [Nortle]Um, I’m not quite clear why this is.
21:02:18:2021:02:25:27Jesse [Foulclaw]It would last for quite a while I think that’s what the verses say
21:02:21:2221:02:23:06Dave [Xeros]See I’m pretty sure
21:02:22:2321:02:29:22Steve [Nortle]And it’s worth pointing out that my shell has lasted a good long while too. Yeah, I mean, it’s pretty sturdy.
21:02:29:1621:02:38:18Jesse [Foulclaw]You would be a great foundation, Nortle. Yes, you would be a great Foundation. Thank you.
21:02:30:0421:02:33:07Dave [Xeros]to build everything on a hard foundation so we’re good there
21:02:34:2221:02:35:13Steve [Nortle]Thank you.
21:02:36:1821:02:47:27Dave [Xeros]he’d be he’d be a firm foundation well we’re
21:02:39:2021:02:45:29Brin [GM]I’m worried that we’re not going to figure this out and I’m worried that we’ve gotten the wrong volunteers
21:02:41:0121:02:41:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Streaming.
21:02:47:2621:02:49:19Steve [Nortle]We hear about this a lot.
21:02:48:2621:02:52:04Dave [Xeros]of our heart so okay yeah i’m just
21:02:49:1121:02:55:27Brin [GM]and so am I and I have a feeling you’ve been paid handsomely
21:02:54:1921:02:58:10Chris [TBD]So the next thing we think she’s going to do is clone people.
21:03:01:2321:03:03:04Brin [GM]we are guessing yes
21:03:02:2121:03:06:03Steve [Nortle]And is she still planning on using this castle as her home base?
21:03:06:0321:03:10:26Brin [GM]well if she comes back we’re gonna definitely pretend like we’re still hypnotized.
21:03:10:0921:03:13:04Chris [TBD]Oh, a star off.
21:03:12:2921:03:15:12Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah i saw that that’s that’s yeah
21:03:14:0721:03:20:01Brin [GM]Get it? My epic signature that really failed
21:03:15:0221:03:23:13Chris [TBD]That’s very clever. It’s very… yeah a star off astara it’s cool i like it
21:03:24:2421:03:29:01Chris [TBD]she was the really hot one with the leather right
21:03:25:1021:03:26:18Steve [Nortle]I like it too.
21:03:28:0421:03:29:07Jesse [Foulclaw]a little full of herself.
21:03:29:2821:03:30:21Dave [Xeros]hey just
21:03:30:0321:03:38:19Chris [TBD]that I saw on the surgery bed thought it was a black angel in my dream sorry you said surgery bed and black angels
21:03:33:2821:03:41:21Jesse [Foulclaw]uh oh black angels no no
21:03:35:1421:03:36:09Steve [Nortle]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03:37:2321:03:41:26Dave [Xeros]bed and black angel oh i know i know
21:03:39:1121:03:45:05Chris [TBD]remember? I woke up and I saw this angel clad in black Yeah, I just had to stop talking.
21:03:41:2121:03:50:06Jesse [Foulclaw]no go to the light go to the lights not the dark angels
21:03:43:1521:03:54:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I just had to stop talking because I heard what you said. A quick question when you were going through any of this by chance did you run into
21:03:47:0621:03:49:15Brin [GM]What a shame you had to stop talking
21:03:55:2021:04:01:17Dave [Xeros]spell scrolls possibly 7th level or higher? Yes
21:03:59:2121:04:09:06Brin [GM]Seventh level Um I did find a few These ones here They had a lot to do with water and then there’s
21:04:04:1721:04:06:13Dave [Xeros]No, I need 7th level or higher
21:04:14:0121:04:21:18Dave [Xeros]So Tiny7 is that like mini me are you allowed to just make a duplicate or something and have it walk around behind you
21:04:21:0521:04:29:08Jesse [Foulclaw]many arrows you have like a plus 10 to arrogance or something
21:04:21:2921:04:23:23Brin [GM]gonna need you to do an arrogance check
21:04:27:2021:04:33:06Dave [Xeros]I don’t know. I’ll have to pray to Idios and find out what my arrogance level is.
21:04:35:2521:04:36:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:04:38:2421:04:40:13Chris [TBD]Okay, she’s going to train someone.
21:04:40:1121:04:51:29Brin [GM]several 11 or you guys i’m i’m putting words 11 several or higher level level several I actually like that.
21:04:42:0521:04:43:23Dave [Xeros]Seventh seventh level
21:04:43:1221:04:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Levin Seville Ooh That sounds like a cool place you should add to our map
21:04:52:0221:04:55:18Dave [Xeros]I’m looking for the regenerate spell
21:04:55:1221:05:05:04Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh. Okay, check this out. So here’s the thing she wasn’t allowed to do, right? She wasn’t able to create a machine that gives rise to Blight.
21:05:04:1721:05:06:17Dave [Xeros]yep, she did that
21:05:06:1321:05:12:04Chris [TBD]She wasn’T allowed to create False Life which is the cloning we’re suspecting
21:05:11:1321:05:12:22Dave [Xeros]yeah, that’s
21:05:14:0621:05:15:08Chris [TBD]The Sustained Blight.
21:05:15:0121:05:15:18Dave [Xeros]Sicily
21:05:16:1421:05:26:18Chris [TBD]She also isn’t allowed to teach, permit, nor enable another to accomplish that which she herself is forbidden. Because you can’t put a dark mall for example.
21:05:23:2821:05:26:22Dave [Xeros]can’t have a Darth Maul, for example
21:05:26:2621:05:28:19Chris [TBD]Do you think she’s trying to do that with Millie?
21:05:31:1121:05:35:23Steve [Nortle]Millie likes masks. Ashtaroth-like masks. They are the same.
21:05:34:0621:05:36:29Chris [TBD]That’s good point.
21:05:37:2421:05:39:06Jesse [Foulclaw]And she’s a creep.
21:05:38:0721:05:44:05Dave [Xeros]millie and it yeah i she’s she seems like a an agent
21:05:41:1821:05:42:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:05:44:1721:05:47:05Chris [TBD]to her.
21:05:45:0521:05:54:21Brin [GM]I tried to make her like so that you guys would love her and it completely backfired because she was supposed to be like the giddy little kid
21:05:47:2021:05:48:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:05:48:1221:05:50:29Dave [Xeros]just the reason why we think she’s bad
21:05:48:1421:05:50:26Chris [TBD]Just the reason why we think she bad.
21:05:54:0421:05:55:29Chris [TBD]Yeah, the one that was helping us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:05:58:2321:06:00:27Chris [TBD]We’re not the ones to put her in a scary mask.
21:05:59:1221:06:00:18Steve [Nortle]Jeepers, mister!
21:06:00:1321:06:03:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, she just came off a little hell child just a little bit, you know?
21:06:02:2721:06:05:23Brin [GM]to come off as like…she’s intelligent, she’s protecting herself
21:06:07:2921:06:13:26Steve [Nortle]Out of the skin of her enemies… But her enemies are burlap! I don’t know.
21:06:14:0221:06:15:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:06:15:2121:06:17:17Jesse [Foulclaw]We all have burlап enemies.
21:06:17:0821:06:19:26Dave [Xeros]It’s just like, you know in our world we just have to
21:06:17:1421:06:18:03Chris [TBD]She did.
21:06:20:0521:06:31:18Chris [TBD]But she’s in danger now and this crazy hot chick is going to turn her into another crazy hot chicks. We’ve got to do something about this or I might not be able to ever sleep again.
21:06:22:1421:06:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw]This is true.
21:06:33:2621:06:40:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m a little confused by that statement but okay we do we do have to do something
21:06:37:1821:06:40:06Chris [TBD]I am too. We’ve Got To Get Some Stuff Done.
21:06:41:2921:06:45:25Jesse [Foulclaw]well I don’t know if this would help but this journal also mentions
21:06:47:1621:06:50:29Jesse [Foulclaw]supposedly this is Sicily.
21:06:52:0221:06:54:14Dave [Xeros]So we can take one or two of these
21:06:53:1121:06:55:13Chris [TBD]Right? Her lover
21:06:55:1721:06:56:01Brin [GM]take one
21:06:55:2421:06:58:21Dave [Xeros]Just one? Man but tiny servant
21:06:56:2121:06:57:26Jesse [Foulclaw]So it’s her journal
21:06:58:1021:07:00:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, what did you find out?
21:06:58:2221:07:01:01Brin [GM]you can have two oh that one’s a lower level you can
21:06:59:1621:07:11:04Jesse [Foulclaw]but she does mention a couple times being haunted in her dreams by like strange creatures maybe bee, phoenix
21:07:07:0321:07:07:29Chris [TBD]Leather clad.
21:07:11:1221:07:12:11Chris [TBD]Bee phoenix-y.
21:07:12:2221:07:18:29Jesse [Foulclaw]merfolk creature mutation people? Maybe. She just says strange creatures that she’s
21:07:15:2921:07:16:03Chris [TBD]What?
21:07:18:1221:07:18:22Chris [TBD]Okay.
21:07:18:2921:07:25:29Jesse [Foulclaw]but she does mention someone’s red eyes a couple times that’s red
21:07:23:2121:07:25:04Brin [GM]red eyes or purple eyes
21:07:25:2921:07:31:03Jesse [Foulclaw]purple eyes
21:07:27:0921:07:27:20Brin [GM]oops
21:07:28:1921:07:29:18Chris [TBD]Oh, purple eyes.
21:07:32:1821:07:34:24Chris [TBD]That was Astaroth’s eyes, right?
21:07:34:0321:07:36:06Brin [GM]i can’t even tell you how fast I typed
21:07:35:2921:07:44:26Jesse [Foulclaw]retcon so good it’s i really enjoyed it but it’s very confusing let me tell you can I
21:07:38:1921:07:42:23Chris [TBD]Purple eyes. Purple eyes… Okay now hold on a sec.
21:07:44:2621:07:54:19Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe it’s probably helpful if I give you a little rundown of this uh the timeline is very confusing it covers the course of several years It could be two and a half
21:07:46:0121:07:47:17Chris [TBD]I’d love to hear this.
21:07:54:1921:08:03:09Jesse [Foulclaw]years but I think it’s longer because midway through there’s an entry that says, it’s been years I don’t know how long it goes for. Yes
21:08:01:1721:08:02:13Chris [TBD]Dear diary.
21:08:05:0321:08:13:15Jesse [Foulclaw]But it seems like the whole time she’s been writing in here it doesn’t seem like she’s had a really solid grasp of her memories from the beginning The whole thing is just like
21:08:12:1821:08:24:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I
21:08:14:1621:08:24:23Jesse [Foulclaw]She can’t seem to piece together what’s going on and so are we allowed to talk about that
21:08:17:2621:08:21:23Chris [TBD]So maybe she’s writing it when she’s asleep. You ever seen that movie Fight Club?
21:08:24:2021:08:26:12Steve [Nortle]don’t think I’ve ever talked about that.
21:08:25:1421:08:27:10Dave [Xeros]We’re not allowed To talk about that remember
21:08:27:0221:08:29:03Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, oh yeah, I broke the first rule, sorry.
21:08:29:0321:08:35:12Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah no i i haven’t and i don’t know if she could do that in her sleep i mean maybe
21:08:34:2921:08:37:17Chris [TBD]Her subconscious is writing this for her to warn her.
21:08:35:1121:08:45:23Brin [GM]um excuse me can I intervene we have noticed something strange with basil specifically
21:08:39:0321:08:40:07Chris [TBD]Why don’t you read the thing?
21:08:42:0221:08:52:29Jesse [Foulclaw]you are the intelligent one here
21:08:46:1721:08:49:04Brin [GM]she has been doing a lot of sleepwalking
21:08:49:1321:08:50:18Chris [TBD]What did I tell you?
21:08:50:2621:08:55:04Steve [Nortle]Wait, wait is there punching? Excuse me
21:08:53:1321:08:54:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:08:55:2121:08:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw]it worked
21:08:56:0721:08:57:01Steve [Nortle]Is
21:08:57:2121:08:59:18Chris [TBD]It is a 20 on my intelligence
21:09:01:2321:09:03:20Steve [Nortle]she punching as
21:09:03:2021:09:30:18Steve [Nortle]she’s walking with her
21:09:05:1521:09:16:20Brin [GM]punch things she actually punched a hole in a wine barrel and it spilled all over the floor but i don’t know i think i think she listen her subconscious
21:09:10:1621:09:11:19Chris [TBD]with their stubs?
21:09:11:0121:09:13:25Dave [Xeros]doesn’t have any hands she nub punched
21:09:13:2521:09:18:02Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s just calloused her nubs
21:09:17:1321:09:27:14Brin [GM]she’s coming into the banquet hall she came in last night it’s only been one night but she she i think she was doing research of her own before because she placed a lot
21:09:27:1421:09:31:23Brin [GM]the papers on the wall in the proper order while she
21:09:30:1821:09:33:12Steve [Nortle]stubs my sister is amazing
21:09:33:1121:09:34:14Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s pretty cool.
21:09:33:1221:09:49:14Steve [Nortle]does she
21:09:35:2621:09:47:12Brin [GM]you know and then don’t ask me how she did it but she did and i think that her i think that his subconscious is remembering but her conscious self
21:09:39:0421:09:40:25Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s sleepwalking now
21:09:44:2921:09:45:29Chris [TBD]Mine is not in here.
21:09:47:1221:09:47:29Brin [GM]cannot
21:09:50:1221:09:58:29Steve [Nortle]soliloquize while she’s wandering around rubbing her nubs saying out, out damn spot who would have thought
21:09:52:2921:09:54:15Jesse [Foulclaw]rubbing
21:09:58:2321:10:00:16Jesse [Foulclaw]damn hands
21:10:00:1921:10:01:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:10:00:2421:10:01:17Brin [GM]her thumbs
21:10:02:0321:10:04:26Steve [Nortle]the old man had so much blood in him
21:10:05:0621:10:07:17Chris [TBD]Okay, okay. Read what you were going to read.
21:10:07:2921:10:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]i was i was oh now i want to listen to shakespeare but uh well so um yeah she doesn’t seem
21:10:15:2921:10:26:23Jesse [Foulclaw]remember a whole lot the whole way through there’s some interesting things he says uh do you happen to know the name baden actually have you ever come across that Wait, you know who that is?
21:10:23:2621:10:33:19Brin [GM]yeah of course that’s who you’ve accused us of taking over the castle Baden is the son of the people who ran this castle
21:10:34:0821:10:43:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I was freaked out by your daughter.
21:10:34:0821:10:45:14Brin [GM]well you’re not listening Didn’t Millie give you an intro at the beginning of the castle when she brought you in? She showed you the portraits. Now, clearly you weren’t listening. She’s wonderful.
21:10:38:2021:10:39:29Chris [TBD]She totally did.
21:10:45:2221:10:47:26Brin [GM]What’s the matter with you? She’s highly intelligent.
21:10:46:2321:10:52:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Have you seen… Isn’t it like…
21:10:47:1421:10:51:12Dave [Xeros]I’m pretty sure we took such a long time she speed ran that.
21:10:49:0521:10:52:02Chris [TBD]She is missing! Watch your words.
21:10:51:1621:10:59:08Steve [Nortle]I did I did write it down as an important NPC. Bade and Leary, parentheses missing.
21:10:59:0721:11:02:04Jesse [Foulclaw]But he’s missing?
21:10:59:1621:11:00:24Chris [TBD]Oh, crap.
21:11:01:2121:11:04:06Brin [GM]Looks like someone was listening.
21:11:04:0521:11:04:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait.
21:11:04:0921:11:06:10Dave [Xeros]Killed by Marie and Millie
21:11:04:2121:11:05:07Steve [Nortle]Yes!
21:11:06:0821:11:08:18Brin [GM]No, what the heck? We weren’t even alive!
21:11:08:0821:11:12:00Dave [Xeros]it’s it was didn’t you see the hashtag underneath the painting
21:11:09:2921:11:12:08Brin [GM]It was hundreds of years ago!
21:11:11:2921:11:14:23Chris [TBD]I wrote down the bait and got obsessed with mermaids.
21:11:14:2421:11:24:29Brin [GM]This castle has been here for hundreds of days. the leery label has been on the same bottles for hundreds
21:11:16:0221:11:18:28Steve [Nortle]That’s just a natural phase. He’ll grow out of it.
21:11:24:2921:11:36:02Brin [GM]of years and he simply took my family simply took over the castle but me and millie were not alive go ahead well i
21:11:30:2121:11:32:03Chris [TBD]You’ve got nothing to defend.
21:11:30:2921:11:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you know… So Baden is dead?
21:11:36:0221:11:46:09Brin [GM]mean he was a human so very much so no because he disappeared so and that’s his parents were so devastated
21:11:38:0621:11:40:01Jesse [Foulclaw]do we know do you know how he died
21:11:42:1321:11:44:04Steve [Nortle]Do you think he could have been cloned?
21:11:46:2721:11:47:14Dave [Xeros]he walked into
21:11:48:0221:11:55:18Brin [GM]he completely abandoned all of his duties as duke of this castle completely gave up
21:11:53:2621:11:54:15Chris [TBD]Four?
21:11:57:0321:12:08:21Brin [GM]for mermaids the merfolk, he was out on the bay constantly and that’s his nickname is Baden but his real name should I change his name right now? because I’m about to I want to
21:11:58:0821:11:58:28Chris [TBD]Mermaids
21:12:07:1621:12:12:20Dave [Xeros]yeah master Nicholas Baden huh
21:12:08:2121:12:09:16Brin [GM]his name is Nicholas
21:12:12:1821:12:22:14Jesse [Foulclaw]saint nicholas oh praise saints nicholas yes he’s one of the most generous of saints
21:12:13:2321:12:14:18Steve [Nortle]Tricky Nicky.
21:12:14:1621:12:18:17Brin [GM]no, no he was not a saint he was deranged
21:12:18:2421:12:20:14Dave [Xeros]oh yes St. Nicholas
21:12:22:0921:12:26:16Dave [Xeros]that’s the thing is he does draw
21:12:24:0821:12:30:22Brin [GM]it doesn’t matter what name I pick I didn’t change it. It was just, I was just…
21:12:25:0221:12:27:20Chris [TBD]I told you not to change the name.
21:12:28:1421:12:29:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:12:29:1121:12:30:29Dave [Xeros]I do
21:12:30:0821:12:42:04Jesse [Foulclaw]you you know the song yeah he watches you while you’re sleeping yes yes it’s
21:12:33:2421:12:37:28Dave [Xeros]yeah he watches when you’re awake and if you go to sleep one night
21:12:38:1621:12:40:17Steve [Nortle]you’ll never wake up i like this story
21:12:39:2821:12:49:23Dave [Xeros]especially when you’re never mind i’m not going to say the imbate thing yeah he watches you at
21:12:42:0421:12:47:06Jesse [Foulclaw]only if you’re bad that’s why
21:12:43:0221:12:44:11Brin [GM]Don’t make it weird.
21:12:47:1421:12:49:02Brin [GM]Anyway, so Baden
21:12:50:1421:13:01:03Brin [GM]Baden was obsessed with the merfolk and he slacked off on all his duties and then one day, he vanished His parents spent months and months looking for him waited around for years
21:13:01:0321:13:11:21Brin [GM]and finally they moved out of the castle and left in my family Then assumed the castle took over and started running the distillery in the basement. And we’ve been here ever since, my ancestors
21:13:11:2121:13:23:02Brin [GM]and we have never taken those portraits down an entry We’ve been very respectful of their family and their name and we tell their story and how we came to be So I would say that
21:13:23:0221:13:33:27Brin [GM]we have done them a very great favor I don’t feel guilty but you know who should feel guilty is whoever stole all this stuff from my treasury I wonder who that could
21:13:25:2721:13:37:25Dave [Xeros]feel guilty she’s a little bit guilty listen idios has tithing of 78 percent
21:13:28:0521:13:28:21Jesse [Foulclaw]respectful
21:13:30:2621:13:35:11Chris [TBD]Listen, idiot
21:13:37:0021:13:38:12Jesse [Foulclaw]stole
21:13:38:1921:13:40:29Brin [GM]if you emptied your bags of holding.
21:13:40:2021:13:42:02Jesse [Foulclaw]wait
21:13:44:0521:13:52:24Steve [Nortle]78 that wasn’t in any of the little tracks you gave me. I can’t read that, it’s small
21:13:46:2721:13:51:29Dave [Xeros]it’s it’s in that little fine print at the very bottom where it says
21:13:48:0621:13:48:25Chris [TBD]-y to me.
21:13:48:2621:13:59:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay listen listen listen listen what you’re talking about is faithfulness okay we don’t get caught up in
21:13:51:2921:14:01:23Dave [Xeros]idiots can collect up to 78 percent in tithing about
21:13:59:1221:14:10:21Jesse [Foulclaw]the numbers okay we’re talking About that’s there you go. That’s correct I’m 100 % faithful so
21:14:01:2321:14:10:16Dave [Xeros]how faithful you are and so up to seventy eight percent. You don’t get paid at all?
21:14:02:0221:14:13:27Steve [Nortle]78 % Wait do you
21:14:15:1721:14:16:03Chris [TBD]alive?
21:14:15:1921:14:18:19Steve [Nortle]pay to tell their message?
21:14:18:2221:14:23:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I haven’t worked out this part it’s just anyway I feel like we should maybe find
21:14:20:2421:14:21:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:14:23:2221:14:32:15Jesse [Foulclaw]out what happened to baden for real nicholas here’s here’s
21:14:24:0721:14:29:06Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there any more clues in that book?
21:14:26:1821:14:33:00Steve [Nortle]Nick So did his parents
21:14:28:0621:14:31:01Brin [GM]No, his name is Baden. I’ve made a mistake.
21:14:29:2921:14:36:14Dave [Xeros]Okay. Yep, you did. Hey, question. I’m a little tired though like
21:14:32:1521:14:49:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i mean i’m no uh have
21:14:36:1421:14:42:12Dave [Xeros]Like, is there any way we could take like a quick nap or long rest to get our spell slots back?
21:14:36:1621:14:37:08Chris [TBD]Oh
21:14:41:0321:14:43:19Chris [TBD]Oh yeah Oh yeah Yeah,yeah,yeah
21:14:43:1221:14:47:08Brin [GM]of course. Your rooms are still all the same. I mean, you’ve only been gone for a day
21:14:47:1121:14:49:16Chris [TBD]I’m going to lock it this time when I go In there
21:14:49:0221:14:54:10Jesse [Foulclaw]they have they cleaned our rooms since we were they’re the same or have they
21:14:50:0621:14:51:00Dave [Xeros]Good idea.
21:14:54:1021:15:03:13Jesse [Foulclaw]cleaned i well
21:14:54:1421:15:05:27Brin [GM]most certainly did. We’ll escort you back to that same room it smells much better now we hung up eucalyptus
21:14:56:2421:14:58:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:14:57:0121:15:02:01Steve [Nortle]Because of his IBS.
21:14:57:0321:14:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:14:58:1921:15:00:07Chris [TBD]remind me why That’s a big deal
21:15:03:1321:15:14:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i i not sure
21:15:05:2721:15:07:27Brin [GM]in rosemary and dried
21:15:10:2921:15:11:27Chris [TBD]That’s very specific
21:15:11:1621:15:19:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. See, I don’t think the Badens would ever say words like that. Yeah, they’d be like…
21:15:16:1621:15:17:29Chris [TBD]Or treat their guests such a way
21:15:19:2121:15:26:17Brin [GM]will you stay here for free we made your room smell nice we cleaned it up what is wrong with all of you
21:15:26:2621:15:37:16Jesse [Foulclaw]why don’t we go take a nap
21:15:27:0821:15:27:23Dave [Xeros]Listen.
21:15:27:1521:15:33:08Brin [GM]we are fantastic hosts yeah do you want a drink and she goes she stops down to the basement
21:15:30:2421:15:31:19Dave [Xeros]Hey, hey.
21:15:32:0921:15:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:15:33:0821:15:45:02Brin [GM]it and comes back up here’s a nectar love tap here no no
21:15:36:2821:15:44:25Chris [TBD]We better not be back when she comes back Let’s get out of here We’re going to go into the room I’m not going to be here when she goes back
21:15:43:0321:15:43:23Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
21:15:43:2321:15:49:05Jesse [Foulclaw]i feel like i should apologize but they also gave me the soup that caused the problem so i don’t know
21:15:49:0521:16:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I do apologize I was unaware that anything like that could come out of my
21:16:02:0121:16:03:18Jesse [Foulclaw]So, I do apologise
21:16:04:0521:16:06:15Brin [GM]right i don’t have to clean it is just some serving
21:16:08:0421:16:09:21Chris [TBD]Just some servant
21:16:09:0321:16:12:18Steve [Nortle]The most British response you could possibly give.
21:16:12:2521:16:13:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay
21:16:13:0421:16:14:25Chris [TBD]Just some servant
21:16:14:2121:16:26:18Brin [GM]anyways listen listen we’re not finished here so when you finish resting we have a few more things to discuss but obviously there’s gaps in this timeline and things that we’re still trying
21:16:15:1221:16:16:29Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re taking a long rest
21:16:26:1821:16:33:22Brin [GM]figure out so enjoy your stay and um okay long
21:16:33:0721:16:33:22Chris [TBD]Excellent
21:16:33:2221:16:39:09Brin [GM]rest you’re welcome all right you’re all restored
21:16:40:1321:16:48:20Brin [GM]replenish the spell slots i wonder if i should make you roll just just like an f u
21:16:46:2021:16:47:05Chris [TBD]What?
21:16:50:0421:16:52:12Dave [Xeros]It’s like a roll F you.
21:16:50:2821:16:52:13Chris [TBD]roll F you
21:16:50:2921:16:57:17Brin [GM]whatever roll a one roll a 1d4 and that’s how many spell slots you get back
21:16:52:1321:16:54:09Jesse [Foulclaw]if we can sleep
21:16:57:0621:17:11:14Steve [Nortle]Oh, this
21:16:57:2321:16:58:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:16:58:1021:16:59:19Chris [TBD]how well you slept
21:16:58:1821:17:03:09Brin [GM]no I’m just kidding yeah I’m joking okay you all come back to the banquet hall Pamsey’s got
21:17:03:0921:17:11:14Brin [GM]breakfast for you it’s um mediocre it’s just some dry eggs they’re unsalted yes
21:17:10:2721:17:11:15Jesse [Foulclaw]eggs
21:17:11:1421:17:12:15Steve [Nortle]is exquisite!
21:17:13:0821:17:21:06Jesse [Foulclaw]do you have anything other than eggs
21:17:15:0221:17:25:05Brin [GM]a few chickens out back that made it through the dark mist oh shit um right i forgot about
21:17:22:1221:17:23:01Chris [TBD]you offended
21:17:26:2421:17:29:22Chris [TBD]it’s just chicken and you don’t know who they are
21:17:31:0821:17:33:26Chris [TBD]everything tastes like it anyways everyone
21:17:32:1521:17:33:26Dave [Xeros]Hey everyone?
21:17:33:0021:17:39:24Brin [GM]we do have mice nice oh we have a plethora
21:17:33:0421:17:33:15Jesse [Foulclaw]have any
21:17:33:1821:17:34:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:17:35:0921:17:44:21Dave [Xeros]Everyone? everyone hey bring your food bring your foot close everyone just kind of bring your food close real quick let’s say we can say a prayer over
21:17:35:1821:17:36:21Jesse [Foulclaw]you have mice
21:17:37:0921:17:39:28Chris [TBD]oh you do like mine we can move close
21:17:39:2521:17:40:13Jesse [Foulclaw]lovely
21:17:42:1621:17:43:08Steve [Nortle]Why?
21:17:45:0121:17:46:17Jesse [Foulclaw]this is a great idea
21:17:46:0121:17:48:12Steve [Nortle]I don’t think I care.
21:17:48:0321:17:50:20Jesse [Foulclaw]take hands Nordle
21:17:49:0121:17:51:22Dave [Xeros]during the prayer I’m going to cast
21:17:51:0921:17:53:10Steve [Nortle]Don’t say that around my sister please.
21:17:52:2721:17:56:15Brin [GM]yeah basil’s sitting right there she slumps her
21:17:56:2921:17:59:01Chris [TBD]Hey, can someone grab a nub?
21:17:57:1521:18:01:11Dave [Xeros]can someone grab her nub please yep alright
21:17:59:1121:18:03:12Brin [GM]palm of your hand ow ow
21:18:01:0021:18:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to cast mage hand on her other hand so that you guys can hold hands.
21:18:03:2421:18:05:27Dave [Xeros]hands okay so like
21:18:04:2921:18:06:22Chris [TBD]All right, I’ll grab that one.
21:18:06:2321:18:09:09Brin [GM]sorry it’s still kind of sore I think
21:18:07:1421:18:10:14Dave [Xeros]all right
21:18:10:0021:18:12:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll just touch it with my feathers, like my wing kind of.
21:18:15:1121:18:16:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I know you do.
21:18:15:2821:18:18:13Steve [Nortle]some things are just ingrained
21:18:19:1021:18:21:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t but I know someone who
21:18:24:0021:18:25:18Chris [TBD]Did that spark any memories?
21:18:25:1221:18:30:21Dave [Xeros]You know, it would require someone to have hands to pull feathers and write as well though, right?
21:18:30:1521:18:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]you going to say the prayer?
21:18:32:0521:18:35:20Steve [Nortle]I’m full thank you that was delicious
21:18:34:0521:18:34:12Chris [TBD]What?
21:18:35:0221:18:37:21Jesse [Foulclaw]We didn’t bless that! We did not!
21:18:36:2021:18:40:10Chris [TBD]He was gonna… I’ll wait. I would like to
21:18:37:2321:18:43:19Steve [Nortle]well what’s the difference between blessing it there and blessing it here it’s moved two feet
21:18:47:1221:18:53:29Dave [Xeros]All right, fine. I’m just going to purify my own. You guys can all just go to hell.
21:18:47:2221:18:49:26Chris [TBD]You were going To do something Cool to it
21:18:49:1621:18:51:06Steve [Nortle]that’s pretty normal actually
21:18:56:0621:18:59:06Dave [Xeros]I say my prayer and I purify by my own food and drink.
21:18:58:0021:19:08:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i want to help basil eat her food and be very kind and like scoop some food for bezel
21:19:06:0021:19:06:18Brin [GM]it’s so nice
21:19:08:0121:19:14:21Jesse [Foulclaw]while we’re doing this uh i went to
21:19:14:2121:19:24:19Jesse [Foulclaw]i i want to like my
21:19:15:0021:19:16:01Dave [Xeros]is he making that face?
21:19:17:1321:19:25:15Brin [GM]like like when you feed a baby mom
21:19:19:2021:19:22:29Dave [Xeros]You’re just trying to feed a baby and you’re like…
21:19:24:1921:19:36:05Jesse [Foulclaw]beak yeah no i’m not uh i wanna like i wanna show her gauntlets
21:19:27:1721:19:29:23Chris [TBD]Here comes The choo-choo
21:19:36:0521:19:46:24Jesse [Foulclaw]not to cause any pain or anything but i wanna see if they trigger any of the memories if she that interacts with them.
21:19:47:1221:19:53:12Jesse [Foulclaw]So while I’m helping her eat, I’ll just put one on the table I guess.
21:19:53:1121:20:02:25Steve [Nortle]now that i’ve eaten alfalfa too wait is
21:19:55:1221:20:01:14Dave [Xeros]Can we roll to find out if this actually is going to poison us again? All right. Sweet.
21:20:02:2521:20:05:26Steve [Nortle]that like an investigation check or a digestion check
21:20:05:2421:20:12:01Dave [Xeros]No, no. I want to actually know if it’s yes or no If it’s going to poisonous.
21:20:08:0321:20:42:09Jesse [Foulclaw]This is
21:20:09:0521:20:17:04Brin [GM]or no how about this all these cards have can answer yes or now as well i
21:20:19:0221:20:25:17Dave [Xeros]Sweet. All right Hey, tarot cards If the food has not been purified Is it going to poison us?
21:20:28:0221:20:32:27Brin [GM]have a list of yes nos and maybes
21:20:33:0121:20:40:22Chris [TBD]uh mr dowdle you got a shout out dowdle we love you and now
21:20:36:0621:20:44:08Steve [Nortle]well oh I don’t give out extra credit who’s
21:20:39:0321:20:41:22Dave [Xeros]Oh, now let’s find out if he’s poisoned.
21:20:42:0921:20:44:06Jesse [Foulclaw]not the dowdo you’re looking for.
21:20:44:0821:20:51:13Steve [Nortle]the person okay
21:20:44:0921:20:53:09Chris [TBD]I’m not sure if it’s actually for a Mr. Dowdle, but I can’t imagine anyone else calls you a Dowdle. Sir Charles?
21:20:54:1421:20:55:09Chris [TBD]The 7th?
21:20:57:0321:20:58:16Steve [Nortle]I’m still not increasing your grade.
21:20:58:1321:20:59:26Brin [GM]just plain boring eggs
21:21:06:0521:21:14:26Steve [Nortle]They were great, yeah. Dry, kind of crunchy, little… Not enough salt? It was amazing!
21:21:13:0221:21:14:01Jesse [Foulclaw]La la la la
21:21:16:2921:21:27:11Dave [Xeros]just like something that’s got some acid in it all right i want i’m looking for a pickle
21:21:19:0421:21:22:28Chris [TBD]It’s fuel man That is what food is. Fuel for your body
21:21:22:1421:21:25:02Brin [GM]they definitely have the pantry down in the basement
21:21:24:1421:21:25:14Steve [Nortle]Well, isn’t it really?
21:21:26:0721:21:27:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:21:27:2121:21:30:02Chris [TBD]fuel to get swole.
21:21:32:0521:21:38:23Brin [GM]a distillery there’s no shortage of vinegars and all sorts of things crap sorry I’m letting this go to sleep
21:21:37:1421:21:39:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Everything’s pickled Everything’s pickled here.
21:21:40:0321:21:43:13Steve [Nortle]Did the gauntlets jog her memory?
21:21:44:0521:21:48:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I guess I’m just going to put them on the table because you can’t really
21:21:48:1621:21:52:02Steve [Nortle]And what about her sword? Do you know where any of her other items are?
21:21:51:1421:21:52:21Chris [TBD]Oh, man.
21:21:53:1121:22:01:18Steve [Nortle]It was down there. Okay, so can we put those bandolier
21:21:55:2921:22:01:28Brin [GM]her swords would have been attached and and her like her leather um what do you call that yes
21:22:01:2321:22:10:05Steve [Nortle]okay so can we put those out along with
21:22:01:2821:22:08:05Brin [GM]bandolier um and uh she had a satchel it was with all of her clothes and things
21:22:10:2021:22:13:07Brin [GM]yeah you guys want to put everything out on the table right now
21:22:13:0221:22:15:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, just pile it up and we’re just…
21:22:15:1521:22:17:29Steve [Nortle]it’s like the lost and found at the elementary school
21:22:18:0921:22:18:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you
21:22:20:0221:22:24:06Steve [Nortle]it’s just mound after mound of abandoned clothing
21:22:23:2321:22:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]how about i’m gonna i’ll put the gauntlet in her lap how about that so it’s at least touching her like you remember
21:22:35:0421:22:38:05Brin [GM]are you talking what are You Guys Doing Do You Not Like My Clothes
21:22:41:0521:22:41:13Chris [TBD]weird.
21:22:41:0921:22:48:04Steve [Nortle]yeah I’m not a fan but you know I also respect you as a person and as a woman to make your own decisions
21:22:48:0221:22:55:08Chris [TBD]It’s very progressive Nortal.
21:22:49:2721:22:54:18Brin [GM]if i honestly if i had hands i would rip the hem right off this
21:22:50:1421:22:57:03Steve [Nortle]I support thank you
21:22:55:2921:23:05:08Jesse [Foulclaw]um thank you uh
21:22:57:1421:23:00:24Brin [GM]except it’s the opposite of progression because she prefers pants
21:23:01:0821:23:02:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:23:05:0821:23:11:29Jesse [Foulclaw]uh the only other thing i want to try is i want one of our quills one of her magic
21:23:11:2921:23:21:26Jesse [Foulclaw]like span quills that probably came from my body uh it came from me but uh yeah i’m just gonna
21:23:23:0021:23:31:21Jesse [Foulclaw]show it to her maybe maybe just stroke it on her cheek a little bit are you feeling okay
21:23:23:0221:23:26:07Chris [TBD]more Then you realized You were missing in there
21:23:27:2721:23:29:06Steve [Nortle]I was molting?
21:23:29:2921:23:30:23Brin [GM]hell are you doing
21:23:31:0421:23:40:03Chris [TBD]I like this new Basil a lot Bye
21:23:38:1521:23:39:01Steve [Nortle]Bye.
21:23:40:2621:23:45:15Brin [GM]the bench out and goes back to her room and you can hear you can here through the wall
21:23:47:0921:23:48:06Chris [TBD]She’s crying
21:23:48:1321:23:55:08Brin [GM]she’s crying again okay she’s complete all she’s completely lost all sense of self
21:23:49:1821:23:52:07Chris [TBD]What bunny
21:23:53:2021:23:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]uh eros um
21:23:57:1321:24:09:07Dave [Xeros]i’m i’m in the basement no no
21:23:57:2621:24:06:13Brin [GM]she’s deep depression okay um let’s uh let’s go to you really quick unless
21:24:09:0721:24:18:02Dave [Xeros]i i mean i i care um i i i’m just okay i i found a jar of pickles
21:24:18:0221:24:29:26Dave [Xeros]I’m just gonna grab that and bring it up with me an entire barrel okay so I’m going to crack that open I’m gonna grab like yeah they’ll keep um how many
21:24:20:0321:24:26:07Brin [GM]a barrel of pickles an entire barrel of pickle those i mean pickles i mean they’re eternal
21:24:26:1721:24:27:29Chris [TBD]Is that true?
21:24:29:2621:24:40:26Dave [Xeros]how many pickles can I put in my pants i just wondering you did the math you know i i’m just wondering how many pickles
21:24:35:2021:24:37:11Chris [TBD]You did the math. You know.
21:24:42:2821:24:46:23Steve [Nortle]You could also put some in your mouth if you need to make extra space.
21:24:49:2721:24:51:24Steve [Nortle]Sure, one can do that.
21:24:52:2721:25:00:16Jesse [Foulclaw]them in the dom -com
21:24:55:0421:25:02:15Brin [GM]sorry i thought we were going there lordy
21:24:55:0921:25:06:10Dave [Xeros]well you know I’m not you I don’t want a sack of pickles because if I had a sack of pickles it’d be more like a sack something else with a pickle hanging out of the top
21:25:05:0821:25:17:03Jesse [Foulclaw]wouldn’t that hold at least one you’re writing
21:25:06:1021:25:12:07Dave [Xeros]of it I just wondering How Many Pickles Like I Just Want How Many pickles Can I Have Just four? I’ll just, I’ll take four pickles.
21:25:10:2621:25:13:03Chris [TBD]What Is going on
21:25:13:2321:25:16:21Dave [Xeros]Four pickles. I got four of them. Oh my gosh.
21:25:14:1321:25:16:02Brin [GM]I mean, it’s a huge barrel.
21:25:17:0321:25:18:18Jesse [Foulclaw]it down in your inventory
21:25:17:1421:25:21:02Brin [GM]It’s very heavy. It’s a very heavy barrel.
21:25:21:0721:25:23:19Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to open it and I’m going to take four damn pickles out.
21:25:23:1221:25:28:09Brin [GM]Awesome. You have four pickles added to your inventory. You strange ranger.
21:25:28:2921:25:40:02Chris [TBD]Yeah, that’s really strange. Okay, I’m going to go… I’m gonna be staring at the wall and I’m gong to roll an investigation check
21:25:34:1421:25:35:17Brin [GM]Okay. Studying?
21:25:37:1421:25:39:04Dave [Xeros]Oh the big wall.
21:25:40:0221:25:44:07Chris [TBD]to see if I notice anything that would stand out to me of importance.
21:25:42:2621:25:43:14Brin [GM]Fantastic.
21:25:47:2821:25:49:24Chris [TBD]9 plus 8 is 17.
21:25:50:2721:25:59:01Brin [GM]Okay. So you walk over there and you start to see some pictures that look like this. Okay?
21:25:57:0521:25:58:27Chris [TBD]Awesome. Okay?
21:26:00:1921:26:01:23Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, you totally can’t.
21:26:01:2021:26:02:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah yeah.
21:26:01:2821:26:13:04Brin [GM]Yeah? Okay. And they’re kind of, everything that you’re seeing on there, you notice that everything, all of these like magical circles and diagrams
21:26:13:0421:26:15:24Brin [GM]I think you’re looking at, everything has five points on it.
21:26:15:2921:26:17:23Dave [Xeros]It looks like an alchemist symbol guys.
21:26:16:2121:26:20:29Chris [TBD]it totally does. That’s totally what Lashara was
21:26:22:2421:26:29:18Brin [GM]And this was around the same time that they were doing their little science fair
21:26:30:2021:26:32:18Brin [GM]project slash experiments.
21:26:34:0421:26:44:22Brin [GM]You notice all of those. Okay. Marie finishes her breakfast and she walks over to you. She goes, all right well it’s time I’ll tell you the rest of The things that we had found out
21:26:44:2321:26:48:24Brin [GM]While you guys were doing Having your nice long rest
21:26:46:2921:26:47:07Dave [Xeros]Dwight
21:26:50:0021:26:50:17Brin [GM]So
21:26:50:1321:26:51:16Steve [Nortle]I slept great.
21:26:51:2221:26:52:26Brin [GM]That’s Oh good
21:26:53:2221:27:00:00Dave [Xeros]thanks for doing all that work for us. It would have been a really long time a lot of things to do but I really do appreciate it.
21:26:59:1921:27:04:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I folded the sheets and made the bed after I got up this morning.
21:27:00:2721:27:04:06Brin [GM]Wow what a good
21:27:05:0621:27:07:27Steve [Nortle]I just, I slept in my shell so the bed’s fine.
21:27:08:2021:27:10:24Brin [GM]Fantastic we won’t change the sheets then
21:27:10:2421:27:12:05Steve [Nortle]You might still want to do that.
21:27:12:2221:27:23:03Brin [GM]yeah you might still want to do that anyways do we need a potty break right now
21:27:15:1721:27:16:13Steve [Nortle]What were you saying?
21:27:20:2621:27:21:14Chris [TBD]Go ahead
21:27:23:1421:27:26:16Chris [TBD]No no This is the cliffhanger we gotta know what this says
21:27:27:1721:27:28:23Chris [TBD]TBD’s on the edge of his seat
21:27:30:0321:27:31:07Chris [TBD]TBD has gots to know
21:27:31:1221:27:35:25Brin [GM]we with the research that we’ve been doing we noticed that a lot of things
21:27:37:2021:27:42:27Brin [GM]um i’ll just wait till dave because he’s not really going anywhere don’t want to miss this
21:27:43:2121:27:54:21Brin [GM]you can kind of hear me right it can now and the music and all the things
21:27:49:0321:27:50:10Dave [Xeros]I can now.
21:27:49:2821:27:50:10Chris [TBD]now
21:27:55:2121:28:04:23Brin [GM]all of these alchemist circles or these magic circles that we found diagrams of they seem to all be relating to senses
21:28:04:2321:28:15:14Brin [GM]and we know for a fact that some of these did not come from the Shara They made a very strange paper
21:28:15:1421:28:16:27Brin [GM]that we’ve never seen before
21:28:16:2521:28:19:12Steve [Nortle]Is it vellum? That’s made from aborted calves.
21:28:20:0321:28:25:11Chris [TBD]keep going just don’t entertain the thought don’t even entertain it keep going
21:28:26:1421:28:36:26Brin [GM]This paper We can’t rip it we can’t it can go underwater and it almost like doesn’t get wet it’s strange it’s like
21:28:27:1721:28:28:17Dave [Xeros]Abort that thought.
21:28:32:1721:28:33:28Steve [Nortle]How is it? Is it scaly?
21:28:36:2621:28:38:17Steve [Nortle]Have you ever gotten a paper cut with it?
21:28:39:0321:28:41:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Did anybody write down the name of the paper?
21:28:40:0821:28:40:24Dave [Xeros]Can…
21:28:41:0421:28:42:13Steve [Nortle]I wouldn’t recommend it.
21:28:41:1721:28:43:22Chris [TBD]the journal’s made of the paper like this paper
21:28:43:2121:28:45:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, but the whole library is made on that paper.
21:28:44:0321:28:48:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah, but like can you show her the paper that the journal’s written on?
21:28:48:2021:28:50:09Jesse [Foulclaw]You mean like paper like this?
21:28:50:0821:28:52:13Steve [Nortle]Squale. Hey guys! But it’s Skrail.
21:28:52:1821:28:53:04Chris [TBD]scrail
21:28:53:2321:28:54:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Scrail.
21:28:54:0621:28:56:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah, sure.
21:28:54:2221:28:57:14Chris [TBD]good memory good notes
21:28:55:1121:29:06:04Brin [GM]this is where these diagrams have been yes it’s made of the same paper so we’re not sure if these were stolen from someone in
21:29:00:2221:29:02:05Chris [TBD]that’s what they called it, scrail
21:29:05:0421:29:14:12Steve [Nortle]Wait, all of the things you just showed us were Skrail? Like they’re all… Just these specific… Okay, great, good. Sorry, keep going.
21:29:06:2021:29:18:17Brin [GM]acquired them. No, not all of them just these ones that have like the diagrams on them yep and the magic circles and things like that okay um we think
21:29:18:1721:29:30:08Brin [GM]that these maybe were stolen just because the paper is so strange and Lashara somehow acquired them or something who knows maybe Lashar was in
21:29:30:0821:29:38:27Brin [GM]contact with whoever had this paper but it seems to all be pointing towards senses and
21:29:39:2521:29:42:26Brin [GM]helping return memory
21:29:42:1121:29:43:11Chris [TBD]whoa
21:29:45:1121:29:50:26Jesse [Foulclaw]sorry there’s a lot in this journal uh sicily
21:29:46:2921:29:49:18Chris [TBD]I want to know can you show me
21:29:55:0321:29:55:21Steve [Nortle]to know!
21:29:55:1621:29:56:02Chris [TBD]yeah
21:29:58:0221:30:03:12Chris [TBD]this is like a montage about to happen and Falclaw’s gonna be up there explaining, sprawling his wings
21:30:02:2721:30:08:05Steve [Nortle]Just use your minor illusion like you did at the arena To create
21:30:06:0821:30:08:15Chris [TBD]Like the strangers like me!
21:30:09:2321:30:21:16Dave [Xeros]we need to avoid the mouse as much as possible The mouse will come after you in the night Ho, ho. It’s a ho-ho.
21:30:14:2621:30:15:21Chris [TBD]Yeah they will.
21:30:16:2321:30:17:29Chris [TBD]We haven’t said anything.
21:30:17:2921:30:18:17Jesse [Foulclaw]So
21:30:19:0221:30:20:17Steve [Nortle]of communism is haunting Europe
21:30:21:1321:30:22:12Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:30:21:1321:30:22:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:30:24:2821:30:25:16Steve [Nortle]Gars
21:30:26:2021:30:29:06Steve [Nortle]proletariat will arise sorry what
21:30:28:2821:30:40:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Cecily wrote in her journal that her memory would come back when she interacted with certain objects throughout the journal each of them equates to a different sense
21:30:35:0021:30:35:22Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:30:40:0521:30:42:13Chris [TBD]Correct. Oh what?
21:30:40:1521:30:51:03Jesse [Foulclaw]that restores some memories She believes she believes in her journal. She says that she thinks if each object, when she smelt the flowers, there’s an object for each
21:30:47:1121:30:48:22Chris [TBD]When she smelt the flowers
21:30:51:0321:30:58:25Jesse [Foulclaw]sense and if all the senses were combined then it’s almost like she could restore all of her memory potentially That’s I think the theory that she
21:30:58:1921:31:08:14Steve [Nortle]okay but she didn’t care about the gauntlet or her clothes or racing.
21:30:58:2621:31:03:16Chris [TBD]gotta restore Basil’s memories by finding five things that attune to her senses
21:30:59:2921:31:00:23Jesse [Foulclaw]concludes to
21:31:08:1121:31:12:12Jesse [Foulclaw]She didn’t care about quills Which I’m going to take those back right now by the way
21:31:11:0621:31:14:08Chris [TBD]Yeah but like Senses, senses guys so a smell
21:31:13:1621:31:16:21Steve [Nortle]You’re going through a satchel? Oh, so that’s where it went.
21:31:16:2721:31:26:04Brin [GM]not something that means something to the person it might be something it might b what their five senses were experiencing when they lost
21:31:27:0321:31:27:19Chris [TBD]Oh, crap.
21:31:27:2421:31:36:22Steve [Nortle]Well, you guys have lots of alcohol here, right? So maybe we should start pulling a Tobias and frenching my sister in whiskey.
21:31:41:0421:31:49:09Brin [GM]that she describes in that journal like maybe like for example like it does it describe something that
21:31:51:0421:32:00:25Jesse [Foulclaw]it lists the exact items that she interacted with so sight was
21:32:00:2521:32:10:29Jesse [Foulclaw]significant when she saw baden for the first time yeah they’re they kind of had a thing for a little while yeah you let me get to that part
21:32:03:2321:32:06:11Chris [TBD]Bait in for the first time… Wait. She saw bait in
21:32:06:1821:32:11:26Steve [Nortle]Is that why she pops out the eggs?
21:32:08:1021:32:09:11Chris [TBD]They had a thing?
21:32:11:2921:32:13:10Jesse [Foulclaw]hold on we i
21:32:14:2921:32:19:05Jesse [Foulclaw]am not one to comment on why anybody’s popping out any eggs okay
21:32:16:1521:32:18:03Steve [Nortle]on the diet that popped
21:32:18:1921:32:19:28Dave [Xeros]Oh, I didn’t throw up.
21:32:19:0321:32:27:13Chris [TBD]You’re good. That didn’t make you… Let me see if that… Yeah, let’s sit here. Oh no, I’m okay. Okay, alright. I remembered it and then it came up a little
21:32:19:2521:32:20:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:32:23:2621:32:28:08Dave [Xeros]No, we’re good. Yeah, I remembered it. It came up a little and then it went back down.
21:32:28:1421:32:28:22Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:32:28:2121:32:29:24Brin [GM]is good in the morning
21:32:29:2221:32:35:15Jesse [Foulclaw]sight sight was bait in smell was the purple flower taste was ashes
21:32:33:2121:32:33:26Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:32:36:0821:32:36:20Chris [TBD]Ashes.
21:32:37:0021:32:47:16Jesse [Foulclaw]sound a whistle I kind of think maybe the ferryman’s whistle and touch was fish scales but that was for that was
21:32:46:1721:32:49:01Chris [TBD]mean she’s got to touch her tail and she figured that out.
21:32:47:0121:32:51:06Steve [Nortle]What was what was the taste
21:32:49:0921:32:53:24Jesse [Foulclaw]no, no, because she is not a fish these were fish scales specifically
21:32:53:1721:32:56:10Chris [TBD]I thought mermaids were half fish half people
21:32:55:2021:33:04:26Jesse [Foulclaw]she is NOT a fish-fish she is half-fish or something they are fish scales ashes
21:33:01:0521:33:04:14Steve [Nortle]what what what was the taste why
21:33:05:2121:33:13:02Chris [TBD]they never do it the other way around? You know what I mean, like a dude… Yeah, like an fish head with legs walking around.
21:33:05:2821:33:07:03Steve [Nortle]would you taste ash
21:33:08:1221:33:09:21Steve [Nortle]folk mer
21:33:13:2521:33:18:15Jesse [Foulclaw]i do think those exist somewhere actually i have read about those yeah
21:33:16:0921:33:17:15Dave [Xeros]Have you watched
21:33:18:2721:33:20:04Dave [Xeros]what was there was a
21:33:19:1321:33:25:18Brin [GM]hotel transylvania on all the servants on the cruise ship are fish that’s the funniest thing
21:33:22:0321:33:22:29Chris [TBD]Oh yeah!
21:33:24:1121:33:25:05Dave [Xeros]There’s that
21:33:25:1721:33:26:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, that’s right.
21:33:28:2621:33:30:23Chris [TBD]This joke has already been done, dang it!
21:33:33:1321:33:36:06Dave [Xeros]Hell’s Paradise has it too if you ever watch that one
21:33:34:2621:33:35:22Chris [TBD]That was weird.
21:33:36:1421:33:43:02Jesse [Foulclaw]okay but i mean those items seem like they’re specific to sicily i don’t know if they would work on the flower didn’t work
21:33:41:2921:33:46:03Chris [TBD]No, yeah, they totally are specific to the person, 100%. I agree with that.
21:33:46:1121:33:49:22Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so do we know when maybe basil lost her memory
21:33:49:2321:33:50:21Chris [TBD]We don’t.
21:33:50:0921:33:55:16Steve [Nortle]Maybe the sound of someone being punched in the gut. That might work.
21:33:55:1321:33:56:17Jesse [Foulclaw]guttural punching
21:33:55:2921:34:07:11Brin [GM]listen i think that if we can unlock sicily’s memories It might help either with Basil or just connecting all of these missing pieces and these dots
21:33:56:1221:33:57:01Chris [TBD]The sound.
21:33:57:1621:33:57:25Steve [Nortle]Cool!
21:34:07:1121:34:18:09Brin [GM]And ultimately help us find where Astaroth is I think that’s the goal that we should be going towards at this point Is restoring Sicily first
21:34:10:2621:34:11:29Chris [TBD]Okay, I like good plan.
21:34:16:0621:34:19:14Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s a good plan That makes the most sense
21:34:16:1021:34:17:18Jesse [Foulclaw]queerest thing.
21:34:18:0921:34:29:17Brin [GM]And then she will be able to help us restore Basil, your friend I will say, though, that when Basil did stay with us for quite some time before Astaroth captured
21:34:22:0921:34:24:08Chris [TBD]What was a good idea? Alclaw
21:34:29:1721:34:36:23Brin [GM]her and she would leave for a few days at a time and come back. And she did that multiple times.
21:34:37:0221:34:44:22Brin [GM]Don’t know where she was going or what she was doing but she did go back and forth so I think that she was doing her own research.
21:34:44:2221:34:51:29Brin [GM]yes she I don’t
21:34:45:2721:34:48:06Jesse [Foulclaw]had her memory when she got here originally?
21:34:47:0621:34:50:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, Basil did research. This doesn’t sound like our basil.
21:34:51:1521:34:53:03Steve [Nortle]Did Basil punch any of the servants?
21:34:54:0121:35:01:14Brin [GM]we did have a few instances with Pamsey in her because Pamsey was not delivering drinks quickly enough
21:34:54:2221:34:57:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Was she researching…
21:34:58:0621:34:59:00Chris [TBD]Okay, alright
21:34:58:2021:35:00:00Steve [Nortle]I can’t blame her.
21:35:00:1721:35:02:21Dave [Xeros]Pamzy and her through hands.
21:35:03:2521:35:07:05Steve [Nortle]Hansy with Pansy, that’s my sister.
21:35:04:2121:35:05:28Dave [Xeros]Yep, getting handsy with Pamzy.
21:35:07:1921:35:11:04Brin [GM]calling her an idiot sandwich and all sorts of things it’s rude
21:35:10:2621:35:12:06Jesse [Foulclaw]That sounds like her.
21:35:12:0421:35:13:12Dave [Xeros]Pamzy was saying that?
21:35:12:1721:35:15:17Brin [GM]no Basil was calling Pamsey
21:35:15:1721:35:17:23Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, idiot sandwich.
21:35:18:1321:35:19:11Steve [Nortle]That tracks.
21:35:19:2021:35:20:11Brin [GM]anyways
21:35:21:2521:35:30:19Brin [GM]so Oh, I think that should be our goal here. And so you said taste was ashes and you see Marie rolls out a map.
21:35:22:2021:35:23:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
21:35:32:2721:35:43:18Brin [GM]There’s few things that you’re saying on here. Those are a few things on this map that have names that almost correlate with what you were talking about.
21:35:44:0621:35:50:27Brin [GM]Now the scales one I’m not so sure about and the sight one I don’t know if it is because Bayden doesn’t really make sense
21:35:50:2721:35:58:04Brin [GM]and fish scales doesn’t make sense either anyways I do know and she points over hold on let me pull
21:35:58:0421:36:06:09Brin [GM]up this map really quick see if I can do this again activate
21:36:06:0921:36:12:22Brin [GM]yeah it’s it was pretty quick
21:36:08:0321:36:10:26Dave [Xeros]It’ll take a second but it will get there.
21:36:16:0421:36:18:07Steve [Nortle]Is it because it’s an 8K map?
21:36:19:2421:36:20:09Chris [TBD]than that.
21:36:20:0021:36:29:11Brin [GM]how yeah I want to know what this oh and it zooms in blessed blessed blessed be the
21:36:21:1121:36:24:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah, that’s a 16K map actually.
21:36:27:1721:36:28:15Dave [Xeros]Right click.
21:36:27:2521:36:35:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, thank you St. Nicholas
21:36:30:2321:36:31:17Dave [Xeros]There you go.
21:36:43:1421:36:49:24Brin [GM]i literally hate him so much okay over here she points to a small cave in these mountains
21:36:49:2421:36:56:17Brin [GM]i do know that this cave over here is literary has the literally has the nickname
21:36:56:1721:37:08:02Brin [GM]cave of ashes and and over here there’s a few locations and we might need to do some more research, but I think this might be somewhere that you would want to visit
21:37:08:1921:37:17:28Brin [GM]to figure out. Oh, I don’t know I will say that I don’ t know how safe it is so you might be taking a risk
21:37:17:2921:37:18:27Steve [Nortle]Oh yeah, that is fine.
21:37:20:2621:37:25:07Brin [GM]Alright, fantastic Well let me pack you some lunches and you’ll be on your way
21:37:25:2221:37:28:14Steve [Nortle]Oh wonderful, can I have some more of those delicious eggs?
21:37:28:2921:37:33:12Brin [GM]Yes, we have a plethora of mice They love a distillery
21:37:32:0521:37:34:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Wonderful wonderful
21:37:34:1921:37:35:17Dave [Xeros]going to go get some more pickles.
21:37:35:2821:37:37:00Brin [GM]What the fuck?
21:37:39:0421:37:42:14Brin [GM]Alright, well, Eros is gonna go get some more pickles
21:37:43:2921:37:45:25Steve [Nortle]TBD wants more of these eggs?
21:37:45:2921:37:57:23Chris [TBD]yeah absolutely protein yeah we don’t really know i don’t ask I don’t want to know.
21:37:47:0221:37:50:08Brin [GM]is going down the stairs you hear Marie say does Eros like girls?
21:37:50:2721:37:51:25Steve [Nortle]Not really.
21:37:54:0821:37:55:16Brin [GM]We don’t really know.
21:37:57:0321:38:03:21Dave [Xeros]You don’t? Good for you. Strange things are afoot.
21:37:59:0221:38:00:05Chris [TBD]I really don’t want to
21:38:06:0221:38:12:23Brin [GM]Almost as strange as a plethora of quills in Basil’s satchel.
21:38:12:2021:38:15:09Jesse [Foulclaw]which i know have in my inventory by the way
21:38:16:1821:38:16:29Brin [GM]Okay.
21:38:16:2721:38:19:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m putting them back into my side
21:38:19:0221:38:19:21Brin [GM]No!
21:38:20:2821:38:27:17Brin [GM]No, don’t take them. Please don’t understand how long it took and you don’t even understand
21:38:27:1721:38:39:08Brin [GM]how many more she has now because she murdered hundreds of birds on her way to Castle Leary. Do you guys remember all the dead birds that you saw and all their feathers were plugged?
21:38:29:0621:38:30:24Chris [TBD]Yeah, that scares me
21:38:33:0221:38:36:07Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah definitely taking them yeah
21:38:33:1721:38:33:29Chris [TBD]Whoa
21:38:35:2721:38:36:10Chris [TBD]Whoa
21:38:38:0121:38:41:16Chris [TBD]Yeah Yeah I mean I assumed but
21:38:40:0921:38:48:20Brin [GM]Yep. There are no quills. There’s no quilles in her bag. I forgot.
21:38:48:2021:38:55:08Brin [GM]i did write it down though from the first session her quills are not in there
21:38:55:0221:38:55:26Jesse [Foulclaw]no quills
21:38:55:0821:39:02:14Brin [GM]there’s no clothes that’s easy just you’re
21:38:58:0221:38:58:29Chris [TBD]need some quills
21:39:02:2121:39:13:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know if you guys have noticed but I got a little bald spot going on from everybody just thinking that they can take a new pen anytime they need to wrack something down
21:39:04:1321:39:05:26Chris [TBD]You’re a walking pincushion
21:39:15:0021:39:20:26Dave [Xeros]and then I’m just going to look at her bag and I’m gonna drop the quill into it. What happens when I drop the Quill into her bag?
21:39:15:0521:39:16:29Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of stop
21:39:22:0821:39:31:12Brin [GM]nothing it just lands in the bag basil basil unfortunately just has a regular
21:39:22:2121:39:27:08Dave [Xeros]It just lands? Sweet. Okay, I’m trying to put the quille back.
21:39:31:1221:39:38:26Brin [GM]old satchel it’s not a bag of holding some magic afoot nope
21:39:32:1621:39:38:04Dave [Xeros]All right. I just thought she was, there was some strange magic. Yep.
21:39:38:1221:39:45:28Jesse [Foulclaw]what if we try and get the ferryman to take us over to the ashes I think we might need to talk to him again
21:39:45:2821:39:50:29Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe it might be useful on the way if we go there that’s probably a good idea why
21:39:47:2721:39:49:12Chris [TBD]want to disguise ourselves.
21:39:51:1021:39:53:03Steve [Nortle]I thought we maybe could just like
21:39:54:0421:39:57:29Steve [Nortle]improvise some tunes I’ve still got my maracas around here somewhere.
21:40:00:1921:40:09:24Jesse [Foulclaw]ah i made this character you remember the ship with all of the semen
21:40:05:0421:40:11:03Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
21:40:05:0921:40:06:00Steve [Nortle]Trelawney?
21:40:12:2721:40:18:24Jesse [Foulclaw]and captain oh my gosh what’s his name anyways a fellow voyager maybe i mean
21:40:13:2121:40:15:08Chris [TBD]it’s in my notes somewhere.
21:40:18:2221:40:20:12Chris [TBD]Digby Blatherington
21:40:18:2421:40:26:24Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know we’ll figure it out but anyway but i think we should maybe hit the ferry again
21:40:22:2621:40:24:18Chris [TBD]Yeah, former shipyards
21:40:23:2321:40:29:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah, no, Digby, that’s from session one. That’s clear back there.
21:40:25:0721:40:26:26Steve [Nortle]make it very exact
21:40:29:1321:40:34:27Chris [TBD]That’s session two You’re right that was yours Way too far
21:40:31:0321:40:33:29Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep. Yeah, you went way back
21:40:34:0221:40:41:07Jesse [Foulclaw]uh does can we is there a fishing pole or anyone who fishes there’s fishermen down by
21:40:41:0721:40:52:12Jesse [Foulclaw]shore can we oh i
21:40:43:1021:40:54:27Brin [GM]mean it’s quite simple to catch fish you just if you especially if you have a doncom chow mama is a wonderful cook and she’s you never know where she’s gonna
21:40:54:2721:41:04:24Brin [GM]be anyways you’re running out of daylight let’s go she’s honestly i i have no idea
21:40:55:1521:40:59:06Steve [Nortle]so she doesn’t necessarily live on the pier?
21:40:59:1721:41:00:06Jesse [Foulclaw]us to leave
21:41:00:1221:41:02:03Steve [Nortle]Why? Why?
21:41:04:2421:41:09:06Brin [GM]where Chomoma goes. She’s a magical mystery.
21:41:10:0521:41:13:23Dave [Xeros]She ends up in someone’s bed that’s what happens with your chomama
21:41:11:2821:41:15:07Brin [GM]She’s incredibly she’s incredibly
21:41:14:2821:41:16:19Steve [Nortle]Oh, I don’t understand that.
21:41:17:1921:41:22:10Brin [GM]I don’t, she’s not participating in the gross activities
21:41:21:0921:41:26:12Dave [Xeros]yeah it was just more of a chomamba joke yeah Captain Sogman
21:41:22:0321:41:27:15Chris [TBD]Sogman Captain Sogmann
21:41:27:2121:41:33:12Jesse [Foulclaw]captain sogman that’s right captain sog man yes thank you
21:41:34:0121:41:35:17Brin [GM]That’s awesome Alright
21:41:37:0821:41:44:00Jesse [Foulclaw]One more question. Actually, we’ll go. We’re fine. Yeah, you’ve been extremely… Let’s walk and talk.
21:41:41:2121:41:44:10Dave [Xeros]let’s walk and talk can we walk
21:41:43:2221:41:55:05Brin [GM]some more research while you’re gone and try and figure out more locations that correlate with those senses that Cicely described. All right? Awesome, we’ll see you back when you return.
21:41:55:2221:41:58:27Brin [GM]Be safe! Watch out, my cape is dangerous, I think.
21:41:57:1321:41:58:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Thank you.
21:42:01:0821:42:01:14Brin [GM]Okay?
21:42:01:2421:42:07:16Dave [Xeros]decay might be dangerous guys see this is the thing she keeps on like sending us off to do really things
21:42:07:2921:42:11:09Chris [TBD]You don’t have to go
21:42:12:0121:42:14:16Steve [Nortle]You could stay and try to woo someone.
21:42:16:0121:42:17:17Dave [Xeros]if you guys don’t want me to come
21:42:16:2921:42:22:27Chris [TBD]No, that’s not That’s not what we’re saying.
21:42:17:0821:42:21:17Steve [Nortle]I’m just trying… I like having you around, Eros.
21:42:21:1721:42:21:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Woo?
21:42:23:2421:42:31:28Dave [Xeros]bye later i just put on my dong comm suit and i jumped straight into the water
21:42:25:1421:42:27:13Steve [Nortle]Hey! Don’t split the party!
21:42:31:2921:42:32:28Chris [TBD]Wait, where are you swimming?
21:42:34:2921:42:37:13Steve [Nortle]That’s good form. He’s got good form
21:42:36:2621:42:38:01Brin [GM]He’s like dolphin out of the water?
21:42:37:2421:42:45:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah. She said they go to like the site over here and just, you know, waterfall, whatever. Just head over there.
21:42:44:1521:42:54:08Brin [GM]Yep, so if you want you can the ferryman will take you there if you want to attempt to get on his boat again
21:42:50:2921:42:52:00Chris [TBD]Um yeah, I want.
21:42:54:0821:43:02:10Brin [GM]otherwise you will need to figure out some other type of passage okay
21:43:01:2721:43:11:18Jesse [Foulclaw]want to wait for the ferry he’s nearby but before he shows up i want to talk oh no it was fast i want to talk to one of the fishermen or
21:43:07:1221:43:08:23Steve [Nortle]Wow. Speedy?
21:43:11:1821:43:26:19Jesse [Foulclaw]one of people catching fish here ah arrows
21:43:14:1221:43:24:06Brin [GM]there’s a servant there’sa couple servants out on the shore they’re catching fish there’s few that are going up they aren’t wearing domino suits um they do some crapping so they go
21:43:17:0721:43:18:20Chris [TBD]they’re wearing dong homesuits
21:43:26:1921:43:37:03Jesse [Foulclaw]crabs we know how much you like crabs you have you always talk about your crabs arrows i’m yelling
21:43:27:2321:43:29:19Dave [Xeros]I’ve already swam away.
21:43:32:1521:43:33:01Steve [Nortle]Arrows!
21:43:32:2021:43:35:04Dave [Xeros]I have literally swam way.
21:43:37:0321:43:38:24Jesse [Foulclaw]crabs really loud though it
21:43:38:0621:43:39:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah. No.
21:43:38:1421:43:39:17Steve [Nortle]It doesn’t make sense.
21:43:38:2421:43:56:23Jesse [Foulclaw]doesn’t help okay all right this
21:43:41:2421:43:48:29Brin [GM]you’re just swimming off into the great beyond. You’re just headed towards the mountain on your own okay
21:43:44:0321:43:45:18Dave [Xeros]Well no, I’m just swimming off.
21:43:46:1221:43:47:21Chris [TBD]the wildly yonder
21:43:50:1121:43:52:25Chris [TBD]that fairy man will catch up to him
21:43:53:2021:43:56:27Dave [Xeros]Oh, no. We’ve officially split the party.
21:43:53:2221:43:55:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:43:56:2121:43:59:25Steve [Nortle]This is the robot.
21:43:56:2321:44:00:01Jesse [Foulclaw]this isn’t brin’s like this isn’ in the rule book
21:43:56:2421:43:57:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:43:56:2421:43:57:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:43:59:0221:44:06:22Chris [TBD]No, David. Is that the children’s book? Is that what you’re recording?
21:43:59:0321:44:10:07Brin [GM]david no uh david don’t
21:44:00:0621:44:02:19Dave [Xeros]It is now officially a party.
21:44:06:1921:44:16:06Dave [Xeros]It’s David Don’t actually. I have three copies of it. Yeah, my parents thought it was a hilarious gift to give me for Christmas every year. For three years.
21:44:15:2621:44:19:14Chris [TBD]We have the no David note book. No, David. No.
21:44:17:0821:44:24:07Brin [GM]david yes i have that one too what’s the other one
21:44:19:0221:44:23:01Dave [Xeros]I have that one. I have David Don’T and No David No.
21:44:20:2121:44:21:02Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:44:28:1821:44:29:21Dave [Xeros]David’s bad at school?
21:44:28:2121:44:39:26Jesse [Foulclaw]davids uh do you mind if uh i trade you something for a few of your fish or just uh i’d like to maybe purchase some of your
21:44:30:2621:44:31:13Dave [Xeros]Alright.
21:44:39:2621:44:46:29Jesse [Foulclaw]fish way i’m
21:44:41:0921:44:43:15Brin [GM]yeah sure you got some
21:44:46:0721:44:47:09Steve [Nortle]It’s Swam Away.
21:44:46:2921:44:54:10Jesse [Foulclaw]away arrows there’s crabs over here uh i’m
21:44:48:1721:44:49:02Steve [Nortle]Arrows!
21:44:55:0621:44:59:05Chris [TBD]You could ask him if he needs something to write with.
21:44:57:2321:45:05:14Dave [Xeros]away sounds like it sounds like uncle scrooge swimming in a money bin
21:44:59:0821:45:02:14Brin [GM]the richest dolphin that ever flapped
21:45:05:0321:45:07:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:45:10:1921:45:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw]you need a quill to write anything with it’s very useful oh well this is a great opportunity to learn it’s one of the best
21:45:14:1721:45:15:07Brin [GM]know how to write
21:45:18:0721:45:29:15Jesse [Foulclaw]most liberating skills you’ll ever learn in your entire life okay i’m going to try casting charm person i’m gonna try and convince him i just want to i just
21:45:20:0421:45:27:12Brin [GM]no thanks I’m good at crapping you don’t got money out of on it okay
21:45:28:2821:45:30:24Chris [TBD]Arrows rubbing off on them.
21:45:29:1521:45:31:29Jesse [Foulclaw]want a few fish to take with us
21:45:31:2921:45:37:19Steve [Nortle]That’s a first level spell. That means there’s one in twine chance you have a wild surge.
21:45:37:0621:45:37:29Chris [TBD]Yes.
21:45:39:0121:45:42:28Jesse [Foulclaw]so he needs to make a wisdom save 15
21:45:43:0121:45:44:21Steve [Nortle]And you have to roll to see if you get a 1.
21:45:45:1321:45:56:12Jesse [Foulclaw]look i got a 20 chris rolled can’t we just count that he already he rolled this once sweet gosh okay it’s a six yeah
21:45:49:2721:45:50:10Brin [GM]a 12
21:45:54:0821:45:56:08Brin [GM]i literally thought that was a one
21:45:56:1221:46:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]this looks like it’s a single digit though yay great okay yeah i just want to convince him to make the trade with me i don’t want to take his fish i’m not going to steal them but i will
21:45:59:2821:46:01:02Steve [Nortle]Ah, it’s fine.
21:46:07:0121:46:18:14Jesse [Foulclaw]trade a quill for like three or four fish um in the castle they’ve got a lot of paper hanging on
21:46:11:1621:46:13:23Brin [GM]I don’t have anything to ride on though
21:46:18:1421:46:28:03Jesse [Foulclaw]the wall and sure they’d let you just i’m sure they’ll let you have one of those mm-hmm yeah of course yep and here’s a pamphlet so you can actually you can write
21:46:22:0621:46:23:08Brin [GM]alright thanks
21:46:23:1421:46:24:06Chris [TBD]No idea.
21:46:24:1921:46:25:17Brin [GM]here’s a fish
21:46:28:0321:46:36:22Jesse [Foulclaw]on that if you’d really like to he could yeah perfect you should read it can you read you should i’ll come back
21:46:34:0321:46:36:07Brin [GM]have a nice day
21:46:37:1321:46:38:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:46:38:2921:46:44:02Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i just want to take the fish with us oh but before he leaves does he know what
21:46:41:0721:46:41:24Brin [GM]ok
21:46:45:1521:46:49:29Jesse [Foulclaw]wigweed is is that uh have you ever heard of wigweed what is that
21:46:51:0421:46:58:06Jesse [Foulclaw]well oh it only grows in
21:46:51:1021:46:56:16Brin [GM]it’s weed like seaweed but it only grows on the cliff side
21:47:02:1321:47:05:05Brin [GM]The stuff that grows out of the water is a little more mossy.
21:47:05:1721:47:08:10Jesse [Foulclaw]know uh when it turns yellow
21:47:08:1421:47:09:19Brin [GM]Oh yeah, it should be in the fall.
21:47:10:1121:47:15:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, is it the fall right now? Is it what time of year is it?
21:47:11:1721:47:13:12Brin [GM]It just kind of changes with the seasons.
21:47:14:2621:47:17:03Chris [TBD]I don’t even know what time of day it is, man.
21:47:17:0621:47:18:18Brin [GM]Yeah, me neither.
21:47:18:1721:47:21:14Dave [Xeros]It’s only been like a month since the campaign started, guys.
21:47:21:0221:47:23:22Brin [GM]I wake up and I crab
21:47:26:2321:47:29:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. Well that’s… Thank you so much.
21:47:30:0821:47:31:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah. Idiots be with you.
21:47:32:0321:47:32:28Brin [GM]What the fuck?
21:47:34:1621:47:36:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:47:35:1821:47:40:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Alright. Is the fairy man here? We should disguise ourselves probably.
21:47:41:1421:47:43:25Chris [TBD]I’m just going to charm person him if there’s an issue.
21:47:42:1421:47:43:21Brin [GM]You really left.
21:47:45:1321:47:46:14Dave [Xeros]I’m in the water.
21:47:46:1121:47:49:26Chris [TBD]We can catch up with the ferry goes fast. He’s going to get tired of swimming.
21:47:46:1721:47:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw]We can see him
21:47:47:1421:47:48:18Brin [GM]Is it because we’re being mean?
21:47:50:0921:47:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw]splashing around out there. He’s still in range.
21:47:52:0721:47:57:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, you can hear the gold jangling around in his pants for miles away.
21:47:57:1321:48:11:05Chris [TBD]Oh, no.
21:47:57:1721:48:00:26Brin [GM]All right, okay. The ferryman…
21:48:01:2921:48:06:02Brin [GM]You can see him off in the distance but then you hear a little bell.
21:48:07:2721:48:18:12Brin [GM]Oh good afternoon!
21:48:11:2521:48:12:14Brin [GM][laughter]
21:48:12:2521:48:13:23Chris [TBD]That’s why.
21:48:19:1121:48:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]hello chow mama i would
21:48:19:1621:48:22:00Steve [Nortle]It’s afternoon, TBD.
21:48:21:2021:48:26:17Brin [GM]It’s just-in time for lunch. Got some warm hot broth for you.
21:48:27:0021:48:27:19Chris [TBD]Noise.
21:48:27:1821:48:30:05Brin [GM]Anybody need a menu? You know you want some.
21:48:29:2521:48:31:13Chris [TBD]I do. I really do.
21:48:31:0721:48:33:14Jesse [Foulclaw]love a menu thank you so much
21:48:32:0621:48:32:24Brin [GM]Mm yeah.
21:48:32:0821:48:34:17Steve [Nortle]I kept mine from last time.
21:48:34:0421:48:38:05Brin [GM]Wow! Wow! Oh, he loved my bra so much. He kept the menu.
21:48:38:2421:48:50:04Steve [Nortle]Virgin broth penetration of flavor hot and heavy noodle bowl, slow finished seafood. Midnight’s moist regret.
21:48:47:0521:48:48:08Chris [TBD]For some reason
21:48:51:2721:48:53:27Brin [GM]What did I press? Did I press something? Was it me?
21:48:53:1621:48:55:21Dave [Xeros]I, did you? Did you press something?
21:48:55:1121:48:56:23Brin [GM]I don’t think I pressed anything.
21:48:56:1321:48:57:22Chris [TBD]foot push something on this?
21:48:57:1421:48:59:06Dave [Xeros]No Chris You totally did
21:48:59:0321:49:00:09Chris [TBD]What did I push?
21:49:00:1421:49:05:17Brin [GM]You shut it down. It’s alright. It’s not a huge deal. Except that it is a huge still because of my nap.
21:49:02:0621:49:03:10Chris [TBD]Is that a button?
21:49:03:2021:49:04:15Dave [Xeros]Yeah That’s a button
21:49:04:2021:49:07:17Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s okay chomama can take care of us
21:49:04:2421:49:06:16Chris [TBD]Damn, dude. I’m so sorry.
21:49:08:1521:49:12:07Brin [GM]Oh, well… You know what Dave? You left the party, so guess what you’re doing?
21:49:13:2321:49:16:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:49:16:0621:49:18:25Brin [GM]That’s called karma, okay? You got that?
21:49:19:1921:49:21:10Chris [TBD]No, we got…
21:49:20:0421:49:21:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:49:22:0621:49:33:28Brin [GM]You know what, Dave? You don’t do enough for us. That’s what I’m trying to say. You didn’t set up this whole table. You didn’ jack up this table. You didn”t put brand new wheels on this
21:49:24:2821:49:27:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:49:25:1821:49:27:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:49:33:2821:49:36:11Brin [GM]and you didn’t setup this whole D&D thing. You’re not doing enough.
21:49:36:2121:49:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw]What she’s trying to say is that we owe Dave every… We owe him our lives.
21:49:40:1221:49:48:02Brin [GM]We owe you literally everything I’m being as far in the other direction as I can. I hope you can tell that I’m joking.
21:49:42:2621:49:44:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:49:42:2621:49:44:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:49:48:1321:49:50:17Chris [TBD]He knows. Asus.
21:49:51:1921:49:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Chomama!
21:49:51:2621:49:54:09Chris [TBD]Why are the buttons on the bottom of a PC like that?
21:49:55:2721:50:00:18Brin [GM]oh look at what your big toe do! He got a big, big toe press the button!
21:49:59:0121:49:59:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:50:00:0121:50:03:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Big toe!
21:50:00:2221:50:02:10Chris [TBD]Big fat toe.
21:50:03:1721:50:05:29Brin [GM]Hold on. I get a big toe attachment, okay?
21:50:06:1021:50:07:13Chris [TBD]It’s a good day for this to happen.
21:50:10:1221:50:15:18Chris [TBD]Everything else is happening in just one day. Might as well make it all happen in one moment and then move on.
21:50:17:1521:50:21:29Steve [Nortle]how a reality works. No, I have a menu.
21:50:19:2621:50:30:27Brin [GM]menus. I’m so sorry. You’re going to have to share If you’ve got one and he can share Yeah! Do a summer time special. Not today though Sorry
21:50:20:2221:50:21:19Chris [TBD]It’s alright, it’s alright.
21:50:21:1421:50:22:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Will share?
21:50:24:0021:50:24:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yeah, here.
21:50:25:2821:50:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yes.
21:50:26:0821:50:26:21Chris [TBD]Boom.
21:50:32:1921:50:39:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Chomamama, do you have anything that would help us disguise ourselves if we needed to? Does your soup, does your ramen do anything like that?
21:50:40:0821:50:45:29Brin [GM]What do you got some weird night time activity to do? Why you need to not be who you are
21:50:44:2821:50:45:23Steve [Nortle]Oh really?
21:50:45:2421:50:49:21Chris [TBD]Why did I not get The Innuendos the first time I read this?
21:50:48:2721:50:50:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I just thought maybe
21:50:54:2421:50:55:16Chris [TBD]Ah, man!
21:50:56:1521:51:00:18Jesse [Foulclaw]doesn’t it go under TBD’s head? He’s too tall he’s too laughing
21:50:58:2121:51:00:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:50:58:2321:50:59:23Steve [Nortle]Um
21:50:59:2021:51:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:51:00:0321:51:07:23Brin [GM]goes right between your leg and you miss it every time okay
21:51:06:0821:51:06:22Chris [TBD]Clearly.
21:51:06:2121:51:12:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean, it’s just in case if we needed it for something very soon
21:51:07:2321:51:13:29Brin [GM]sorry all I got are
21:51:16:0621:51:20:00Steve [Nortle]I uh have
21:51:20:0021:51:32:19Steve [Nortle]well fortunately
21:51:20:2921:51:25:11Brin [GM]a gold coin. Oh you like
21:51:21:1021:51:27:10Jesse [Foulclaw]can I have some of the Virgin’s Broth please I have three coins I’ll give you one coin
21:51:33:1521:51:34:09Brin [GM]have any money
21:51:34:0121:51:39:01Steve [Nortle]I have wait, let me check in the cracks in my shell. Soup!
21:51:35:1721:51:36:14Chris [TBD]I do have money.
21:51:40:2321:51:41:18Steve [Nortle]A couple seconds later
21:51:42:0521:51:43:26Brin [GM]tell the soup very good
21:51:43:1721:51:51:22Steve [Nortle]Yeah, turtles love it That’s why they call it turtle soup because it’s soup for turtles Oh okay
21:51:47:0321:51:50:03Chris [TBD]All these meals are on me. I’ve got 250 gold.
21:51:51:1421:51:53:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’ve been carrying around this whole time.
21:51:54:1721:52:03:15Chris [TBD]250 gold, I’m paying forever. It’s not it’s on me for shutting the computer down. It’s all on me yeah.
21:51:55:1121:51:57:06Brin [GM]so he paying for everybody
21:51:58:2621:52:00:21Brin [GM]It’s on the swole.
21:52:02:0121:52:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Wow! TBD! All right!
21:52:02:2421:52:03:12Steve [Nortle]TBD
21:52:03:0721:52:05:25Brin [GM]Oh, Chomama like those muscles!
21:52:04:1421:52:05:02Steve [Nortle]TBD
21:52:07:0821:52:07:26Steve [Nortle]TBD
21:52:07:1021:52:08:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Thanks, TBD.
21:52:07:1121:52:13:03Brin [GM]I like it when I can count the abs 1-2-3-4-5-6
21:52:13:1821:52:14:21Steve [Nortle]Mine’s just one
21:52:18:0521:52:20:08Brin [GM]Nice and solid though
21:52:20:0121:52:27:14Steve [Nortle]uh yeah i would like some virgin’s broth too
21:52:20:2621:52:23:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I’ve got a lot of feathers. Thank you.
21:52:21:0921:52:24:18Brin [GM]Virgin Brought for you Here we go
21:52:27:1321:52:34:27Brin [GM]Wow! We got a lot of virgin this morning Mmm. Definitely get a long rest of that night.
21:52:29:2021:52:41:16Steve [Nortle]yeah for sure uh -huh nope nope uh falco you want to explain it
21:52:40:1221:52:44:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not even sure why it’s called virgin’s bro. I don’t know what virgin means.
21:52:41:1621:52:47:04Steve [Nortle]oh it means it’s made out of them
21:52:44:1421:52:47:21Chris [TBD]does the tarot cards too yeah i definitely want one of those
21:52:46:1321:52:49:29Brin [GM]Chomama love the tarot cards.
21:52:49:0321:52:58:21Chris [TBD]i have five coins so i’m gonna go two tarot cards so i only have one coin left
21:52:50:0521:52:52:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, they taste delicious whatever they are.
21:52:55:0821:52:56:07Jesse [Foulclaw]More please!
21:52:56:0221:53:07:23Steve [Nortle]apparently thinking turtle soup is soup for turtles but virgin’s broth is made out of virgin. Clearly, I understand reality. Uh… I would like a tarot card too, please.
21:52:59:2021:53:00:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:53:08:0121:53:09:14Steve [Nortle]Preferably one of a tortle.
21:53:16:2421:53:20:02Brin [GM]that, you know pick the fortune and pick you
21:53:20:0521:53:23:03Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I’m telling the fortune to pick me what I want.
21:53:24:2721:53:25:24Brin [GM]ok
21:53:25:2621:53:26:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah!
21:53:28:0021:53:34:06Brin [GM]whatever you want aw this guy weird this guy a weird one
21:53:28:0221:53:29:15Steve [Nortle]A man with a fist.
21:53:34:0021:53:34:29Jesse [Foulclaw]This guy
21:53:35:2721:53:39:29Brin [GM]hold on you gotta not pick the same one you got last time okay
21:53:41:0921:53:44:28Brin [GM]oh that’s a bad one imma take that one out for you
21:53:43:0421:53:47:21Chris [TBD]what oh wait i thought the fortune picked me not you
21:53:49:2621:53:53:00Brin [GM]Yeah, the fortune pick you. Just to mama help it, you know?
21:53:54:0421:53:58:12Brin [GM]I guide the fortune into your hand. You know what I’m saying? Mm-hmm.
21:53:56:1721:53:58:18Chris [TBD]totally totally yeah
21:53:58:1421:54:02:29Steve [Nortle]Uh… I got Emperor and Fool last time just in case you’re curious.
21:54:01:1621:54:03:26Brin [GM]Thank for you. I remembered a few.
21:54:05:2221:54:06:16Chris [TBD]what i got last time
21:54:08:0921:54:15:08Brin [GM]Hold on. This is doing something, Dave. I’m trying to move it a little bit so that it doesn’t wake up kind of. Okay.
21:54:16:1821:54:18:07Brin [GM]Now do you pick from these ones?
21:54:20:2921:54:21:13Brin [GM]Okay.
21:54:22:1721:54:24:06Brin [GM]Okay. You pick a two card.
21:54:26:0121:54:28:02Brin [GM]Two out of five. Here you go.
21:54:29:2021:54:30:10Chris [TBD]Oh, nice.
21:54:30:1021:54:31:12Brin [GM]Pick your two card.
21:54:32:2121:54:33:02Brin [GM]One, two.
21:54:35:0921:54:37:22Chris [TBD]Ooh! I got the Wheel of Fortune.
21:54:39:1521:54:40:22Steve [Nortle]Ah, I love that show.
21:54:40:2821:54:42:19Chris [TBD]And I got The Tower.
21:54:42:1821:54:43:27Steve [Nortle]I love THAT show.
21:54:45:0121:54:46:01Chris [TBD]Isn’t that a book?
21:54:46:2221:54:47:08Steve [Nortle]Sure.
21:54:47:0421:54:47:28Chris [TBD]Dark Tower?
21:54:48:0821:54:54:15Jesse [Foulclaw]dark tower yes that was that was forbidden we weren’t allowed to read
21:54:49:2821:54:54:10Chris [TBD]This doesn’t say dark. Let me be specific. This is The Tower
21:54:52:0321:54:53:06Brin [GM]Wheel of Fortune!
21:54:54:1521:55:06:02Jesse [Foulclaw]that one yes famous horror author
21:54:54:2521:54:55:24Steve [Nortle]There was the
21:54:57:0921:55:06:26Steve [Nortle]Stefani Queen book right yeah stephanie
21:54:58:0321:55:01:09Brin [GM]It’s on Dave. It says password though.
21:55:05:2921:55:08:17Brin [GM]Okay. The wheel of fortune.
21:55:06:2621:55:21:09Steve [Nortle]clean why didn’t
21:55:07:2121:55:19:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Queen it was too dark
21:55:10:0221:55:12:09Brin [GM]Luck has arrived.
21:55:13:1821:55:17:07Chris [TBD]You weren’t allowed to read it
21:55:20:0721:55:21:18Chris [TBD]at Ideas
21:55:21:0921:55:30:23Steve [Nortle]you turn on the light is it part of the comparative hermeneutics
21:55:22:0221:55:28:17Jesse [Foulclaw]well not I mean metaphorically dark does that help
21:55:30:2121:55:31:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:30:2221:55:32:24Jesse [Foulclaw]no
21:55:34:2521:55:36:20Steve [Nortle]oh but no i don’t know what it means
21:55:37:1721:55:47:26Jesse [Foulclaw]he just perfectly understand comparative hermeneutics and everything else are we
21:55:44:0521:55:44:21Chris [TBD]Rabbit
21:55:54:1621:55:59:14Chris [TBD]We’re taking a quick break while we get the music up and running again
21:56:00:1421:56:01:01Chris [TBD]and
21:56:01:2421:56:03:28Brin [GM]She’s actually, I’m the new DM.
21:56:04:0821:56:06:21Chris [TBD]oh, Aeros has taken over.
21:56:06:1621:56:09:29Steve [Nortle]and eros gets all the girls and or boys
21:56:11:2821:56:16:04Brin [GM]What for like Chomama? No way! I’m not, no.
21:56:12:2321:56:13:23Chris [TBD]She’s so excited
21:56:17:0521:56:18:11Brin [GM]Are you kidding me?
21:56:18:0321:56:19:24Chris [TBD]it’s okay if she does the voice
21:56:20:2421:56:22:23Brin [GM]But no, Chomamama has to do this.
21:56:24:2021:56:25:04Brin [GM]Uh-huh.
21:56:25:2821:56:26:10Chris [TBD]this
21:56:30:2221:56:34:08Brin [GM]Okay. Now let’s, there we go.
21:56:36:2321:56:37:09Brin [GM]Of course she did.
21:56:39:0221:56:44:14Steve [Nortle]brin should I put down um the benefit and drawback for my virgin’s broth.
21:56:46:0221:56:52:29Chris [TBD]those who are watching streaming thanks for sticking with us we have a couple technical difficulties but that was totally on me
21:56:52:0821:57:02:23Brin [GM]Our okay so The table that we’ve built is actually kind of fun but it’s on wheels because we have to move it in and out of here. And one of the wheels fell off earlier this week, so the entire thing collapsed.
21:57:03:0121:57:07:18Brin [GM]So had to be rebuilt from scratch over the past 48 hours. It’s been a lot of fun.
21:57:07:0921:57:08:06Chris [TBD]you’re amazing
21:57:09:0221:57:11:24Brin [GM]So yeah, no. Sorry about that.
21:57:13:0221:57:14:29Brin [GM]It should load back up pretty quick though.
21:57:14:1221:57:15:15Chris [TBD]noise
21:57:23:2921:57:25:21Brin [GM]Or will it? I don’t know.
21:57:28:1621:57:29:21Brin [GM]Hey, I hear fans.
21:57:30:2821:57:32:20Chris [TBD]I feel fans
21:57:33:2921:57:35:26Steve [Nortle]And those are the people who love us.
21:57:39:2221:57:40:28Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re the fans
21:57:41:1721:57:47:05Steve [Nortle]This was a delicious bowl of longing that I just drank here. Thanks, Trollmama.
21:57:49:2521:57:54:22Steve [Nortle]It’s very moist. Very, very moist
21:57:54:2521:57:58:17Chris [TBD]Hold on, I gotta roll to see if that
21:57:56:1121:58:02:18Jesse [Foulclaw]if Nortle’s ever had soup around us, because this is awful.
21:57:59:2821:58:00:27Chris [TBD]Uh
21:58:02:2021:58:03:26Chris [TBD]Again
21:58:04:0821:58:08:15Jesse [Foulclaw]He always just eats his crunchy lettuce and it’s not that noisy somehow.
21:58:06:1221:58:07:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:58:09:1521:58:11:11Steve [Nortle]It’s certainly not as moist
21:58:11:1521:58:12:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:58:13:1821:58:14:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Stop slurping.
21:58:16:1521:58:29:19Steve [Nortle]clippy your lettuce um thanks
21:58:25:0121:58:27:02Brin [GM]It’ll take a couple seconds to load up.
21:58:30:2521:58:31:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Thank you Dave.
21:58:32:2021:58:41:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey there’s a couple things in this journal that I didn’t know if we should share around everybody else.
21:58:34:2121:58:35:13Chris [TBD]Yes
21:58:41:0021:58:43:02Chris [TBD]Okay, now that we’re not around anyone
21:58:44:0521:58:44:14Steve [Nortle]here
21:58:46:0021:58:52:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, besides our circle of trust here, it might be dangerous but they didn’t see me So
21:58:59:0621:59:02:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay Hold on I just have to remember myself
21:59:04:2721:59:15:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Near the beginning of this journal there is a page an entry that’s missing It’s been through some fire
21:59:11:0021:59:12:00Chris [TBD]Oh
21:59:13:2621:59:14:28Chris [TBD]Fire
21:59:17:0621:59:25:04Steve [Nortle]wait that’s what i was just thinking this is just a continuity error not to
21:59:17:2421:59:20:05Brin [GM]It sounds great though. It’s not supposed to be able to get…
21:59:24:1121:59:25:22Chris [TBD]Hindsight
21:59:27:0121:59:36:09Steve [Nortle]okay but don’t read into you can’t read maybe it was said maybe he cut it out
21:59:29:0821:59:32:11Jesse [Foulclaw]some magical way this page was
21:59:39:1721:59:42:28Jesse [Foulclaw]can’t quite make it out but from the words that are left
21:59:46:1422:00:06:12Steve [Nortle]it a recipe it says egg still you
21:59:49:0021:59:58:21Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s something of like a trade or an offering that was made in exchange for something and it seems like Sicily may have traded
21:59:58:2122:00:04:20Jesse [Foulclaw]an egg i maybe
22:00:00:2422:00:02:11Chris [TBD]ruffle -stiltskin type guy?
22:00:04:0022:00:05:20Chris [TBD]You’re first born
22:00:04:2822:00:15:17Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe i don’t know she was a few days before this because
22:00:06:1222:00:09:17Steve [Nortle]know rumple stiltskin went to my school
22:00:11:2622:00:12:25Steve [Nortle]He said, no.
22:00:16:2122:00:18:01Steve [Nortle]It’s on the football team.
22:00:19:1422:00:20:20Chris [TBD]Hey, Varsity.
22:00:21:1822:00:31:20Steve [Nortle]We would give him the ball and then throw him over everyone else. Then he would just run. Sorry, I’m reminiscing about other days
22:00:22:0322:00:22:14Chris [TBD]Adro?
22:00:33:1922:00:34:05Steve [Nortle]Adriel.
22:00:34:0522:00:44:15Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s not a good guy uh and he hold on
22:00:44:1522:00:49:25Jesse [Foulclaw]he uh he he shows up she writes that he was planning
22:00:49:2522:00:59:09Jesse [Foulclaw]on gifting the mergonians to perdona the goddess she thinks it’s a dumb plan but
22:00:54:0822:00:56:16Chris [TBD]Oh, the… Yeah.
22:00:59:0922:01:06:26Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s kind of what’s going to happen it sounds like then she decides to keep better records the next entry is when there’s this offering or trade that
22:01:06:2622:01:13:29Jesse [Foulclaw]happens i can’t make out i don’t know if she traded an egg with adro or someone also
22:01:08:0722:01:08:17Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:01:13:2922:01:26:20Jesse [Foulclaw]on february 12th is this
22:01:22:0322:01:32:06Brin [GM]no i shouldn’t have i think i didn’t know how to sort it okay i did like the i had
22:01:23:1022:01:24:04Steve [Nortle]What is 12?
22:01:26:2022:01:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw]an anachronism
22:01:27:2422:01:28:29Steve [Nortle]That was an acronym.
22:01:32:0622:01:36:25Brin [GM]to have some construct of time you know what i’m saying i couldn’t put a year on it
22:01:33:1522:01:34:17Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:01:34:2922:01:35:15Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
22:01:36:2022:01:37:22Chris [TBD]Sometime later.
22:01:38:0922:01:39:14Steve [Nortle]Some more time later.
22:01:39:1422:01:43:18Brin [GM]i could have just i should just put some like new roman numerals you know what i mean
22:01:42:1022:01:43:23Chris [TBD]Yeah, ja, ja.
22:01:46:1922:01:57:02Jesse [Foulclaw]she mentions astoroth uh she mentioned it almost sounds like they may have worked together
22:01:51:1422:01:52:07Chris [TBD]What?
22:01:59:2722:02:11:01Jesse [Foulclaw]she is questioning her people don’t feel emotions or something so she’s questioning is this torment
22:02:11:0122:02:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]from Aedrus why would Astro
22:02:15:2022:02:18:16Chris [TBD]Get out of here. Get outa here.
22:02:17:1822:02:21:24Jesse [Foulclaw]what does that mean though does that make them work together
22:02:19:2522:02:23:24Chris [TBD]Hold on a sec. I’m on my stone apart speech. Do you mind?
22:02:27:0422:02:28:02Chris [TBD]No way!
22:02:29:0422:02:34:23Chris [TBD]All right, you tell him. I’ll talk to him later. So what were you saying? Were you telling us something about the journal?
22:02:29:1422:02:33:11Jesse [Foulclaw]was anyone listening to me?
22:02:35:0222:02:36:15Steve [Nortle]Look what I learned how to do!
22:02:39:1022:02:42:24Chris [TBD]All right. What do you think he believed out of this?
22:02:44:1322:02:46:04Brin [GM]believe you waste your time with these guys
22:02:48:2922:02:53:27Steve [Nortle]Jesse’s thinking, Do you know how long I drove. Do you know how long it took for me to get here?
22:02:53:0522:03:01:19Chris [TBD]A trade has possibly been made with Astoroth or with this other guy, Adro.
22:02:59:0622:03:01:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I think it was with Adro
22:03:02:1322:03:07:10Chris [TBD]And Astaroth is now entering the journals as a friend,
22:03:06:1322:03:15:18Jesse [Foulclaw]he just asks why would Astroth allow it almost like she’s a friend or an intervene
22:03:15:1522:03:21:05Chris [TBD]a partner. Maybe her and Lashara and Astarth went to school together too.
22:03:23:1222:03:30:29Chris [TBD]Although she would have had to have like some tank that allowed her to sit at a desk. I’m having a hard time imagining this.
22:03:34:2022:03:36:02Chris [TBD]What? Mermaids have legs?
22:03:39:1322:03:50:01Jesse [Foulclaw]you didn’t see them because you were looking away from the egg drop does show mama have any egg drop soup
22:03:40:2122:03:42:09Chris [TBD]This is news to me.
22:03:43:1522:03:44:27Steve [Nortle]You, you were…
22:03:45:2222:03:47:29Chris [TBD]We’ve been underwater the entire time.
22:03:50:1222:03:52:12Chris [TBD]What is wrong with you? Hold on, reroll.
22:03:53:1122:03:58:29Brin [GM]stew oh oh i have been thus inspired
22:04:02:2922:04:13:28Brin [GM]oh little did you know there is a daily special today okay it this just in they only come once
22:04:09:2022:04:11:11Chris [TBD]Oh, please don’t say it that way.
22:04:13:2822:04:25:28Brin [GM]a month you know what i’m saying sit down it tastes real good ah there’s some monthly special
22:04:20:1822:04:21:21Chris [TBD]I’m going to walk over there.
22:04:25:2822:04:33:23Brin [GM]i don’t serve this for 24 hours if you want this you want that right
22:04:30:2622:04:31:26Jesse [Foulclaw]four hours
22:04:32:1122:04:34:29Chris [TBD]It’s usually available for two or three days but
22:04:33:2322:04:38:14Brin [GM]now no no no the only
22:04:43:0222:04:52:29Jesse [Foulclaw]here’s what I’m thinking okay after reading this and trying to explain it and listening to muriel
22:04:54:1422:04:55:07Jesse [Foulclaw]marie
22:05:01:2422:05:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah does your soup help with this
22:05:06:1922:05:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]thank you uh what if i mean what if uh sicily is making some type of clones
22:05:17:1122:05:18:17Chris [TBD]the producer of The
22:05:20:1222:05:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]what if the because she talks all the times in here about her hatchling being secret she has
22:05:30:0722:05:35:10Steve [Nortle]For a secret she should have put it out in front of everybody again and again and again.
22:05:34:0122:05:42:21Chris [TBD]name? Astaroth took her memory and is keeping the army growing
22:05:39:2222:05:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe yeah probably
22:05:42:2122:05:47:27Chris [TBD]the bees
22:05:43:1522:05:47:15Jesse [Foulclaw]like yeah maybe she’s like making it for or like do we want to return her memories
22:05:49:0022:05:59:23Steve [Nortle]Wait, wait, okay so if we’re saying that the bees are partly like why they make
22:06:01:2822:06:02:14Steve [Nortle]hexagonal
22:06:04:0422:06:04:21Steve [Nortle]cubbies
22:06:05:0722:06:08:04Chris [TBD]hex pods
22:06:08:1622:06:12:00Steve [Nortle]hexpods meaning six feet I guess.
22:06:14:1722:06:16:04Steve [Nortle]Where does the phoenix come in?
22:06:20:0422:06:21:02Chris [TBD]from the ashes
22:06:21:1122:06:23:10Steve [Nortle]So, wait, she ate her own baby!
22:06:27:2622:06:28:29Chris [TBD]yes
22:06:29:1422:06:40:04Jesse [Foulclaw]they they so maybe they’ve taken the essence of the phoenix and they’ve taken the essence of bees to put them into these merfo?
22:06:30:1922:06:32:09Chris [TBD]they die and they come back
22:06:41:0122:06:44:21Steve [Nortle]Oh, tweet-tweet!
22:06:41:2422:06:46:03Jesse [Foulclaw]The Maragon. And I don’t know if
22:06:48:0922:06:49:28Jesse [Foulclaw]memory back.
22:06:50:2022:06:52:26Steve [Nortle]So you’re saying we should eat their ashes.
22:06:53:1822:06:55:14Jesse [Foulclaw]No, no.
22:06:55:0422:06:58:15Chris [TBD]keep going you’re on to something here
22:06:58:0622:07:01:29Jesse [Foulclaw]But I’m just saying it could be dangerous. I think
22:07:00:1322:07:01:26Steve [Nortle]Well, they already said that.
22:07:00:2822:07:03:12Chris [TBD]everything we do could be dangerous
22:07:02:2922:07:07:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Is it a good idea if we return all of her memory
22:07:03:2222:07:05:09Steve [Nortle]Have you hung out with us at all?
22:07:07:2922:07:09:20Steve [Nortle]Wait, are you saying it…
22:07:08:2622:07:17:04Chris [TBD]I get what you’re saying she might be a hot baddie, too. I get it. You’re speaking the language now.
22:07:09:2722:07:12:02Jesse [Foulclaw]with Astaroth
22:07:17:1022:07:25:19Jesse [Foulclaw]But you guys probably have to help me because I don’t know how a lot of the reproductive stuff works with the bees, the birds and the bees.
22:07:22:0622:07:24:07Steve [Nortle]Nah, ha ha. I don’t know either.
22:07:26:1922:07:30:08Steve [Nortle]So that’s a phoenix and it’s a bee! The godsend!
22:07:28:0422:07:30:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:07:31:0422:07:33:12Brin [GM]it I was supposed to be a joke later on.
22:07:32:2922:07:39:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, everyone always says that. I don’ t know what that means.
22:07:39:1622:07:46:29Brin [GM]You guys kept saying it. I was like please make the connection fling it.
22:07:47:1322:07:49:05Chris [TBD]now what’s baiting got to do with all this?
22:07:49:0622:07:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I don”t know. Baden’s part is really confusing.
22:07:53:2322:08:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]She is kind of in this dream state one day, and she surfaces to the water sort of unintentionally.
22:08:00:1722:08:07:14Jesse [Foulclaw]And she sees Baden on the shore by a fire that’s just safe.
22:08:02:2422:08:08:17Steve [Nortle]Did she climb up on a rock And be like, as a wave came behind her?
22:08:04:2722:08:09:02Chris [TBD]Yeah. Started singing. Started singing something.
22:08:10:0522:08:13:16Chris [TBD]She was only 16 at the time. It’s really messed up, man.
22:08:11:2522:08:16:24Jesse [Foulclaw]She wants to be where the people are. She wants it to be with you.
22:08:13:0222:08:14:24Steve [Nortle]She only wore shells.
22:08:17:2022:08:20:18Steve [Nortle]I thought she’d have better fashion sense than that.
22:08:20:2022:08:22:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Here’s the thing with Baden, okay?
22:08:20:2422:08:27:02Chris [TBD]But you know what a fork was for Colonel Allen? It’s a fork. Whatever you call it. A fork!
22:08:29:0022:08:29:26Steve [Nortle]Snarf flat.
22:08:29:0322:08:29:18Chris [TBD]Dinglehopper.
22:08:31:1422:08:34:16Steve [Nortle]Wait, what about me then? He was at a campfire.
22:08:34:1322:08:35:27Chris [TBD]He was on the shore.
22:08:36:0622:08:42:14Jesse [Foulclaw]yes sorry i’m having tunes run through my head uh i saw a little mermaid for the first time last
22:08:42:1422:08:53:12Jesse [Foulclaw]year i had never seen it before yeah well i didn’t even i haven’t even okay well this is gonna be bad i didn’ i haven’T seen the movie we went and saw like the play the play that was really cool
22:08:42:1722:08:46:17Chris [TBD]No way! It was made before you were born, I’m sure.
22:08:43:0522:08:43:27Steve [Nortle]Are you serious?
22:08:51:2922:08:52:09Chris [TBD]Oh.
22:08:53:1222:09:02:02Jesse [Foulclaw]but i’d never see so i know but bayden yeah she’s close to the surface he sees him on the surface
22:08:54:0822:08:56:06Chris [TBD]Okay. Bizarre.
22:09:02:0222:09:13:12Jesse [Foulclaw]one day they start talking you’re not supposed to do this because kind of like they’re hidden And she’s like, he knows about us. So she either has to sing the song or kill him maybe.
22:09:04:0022:09:04:15Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:09:05:2722:09:07:20Chris [TBD]Of course not. Yes.
22:09:13:2122:09:14:09Chris [TBD]What the?
22:09:14:2222:09:23:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Then she’s like I’ll go back and do it tomorrow and then they kind of talk more She decides not to kill him At some point they kiss I skipped that part
22:09:15:1422:09:17:11Steve [Nortle]I could see how those two work.
22:09:22:0822:09:22:21Chris [TBD]Dang.
22:09:24:2922:09:26:27Chris [TBD]You had your quills over your eyes.
22:09:27:1522:09:29:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, I saw the K-I-S
22:09:30:0622:09:31:11Chris [TBD]Like, oh! Oh, gosh.
22:09:31:1122:09:33:24Jesse [Foulclaw]The second S Yep, stop
22:09:32:1422:09:33:01Chris [TBD]About…
22:09:37:0622:09:40:24Chris [TBD]But it’s not? I’m totally enthralled here.
22:09:37:1022:09:38:09Jesse [Foulclaw]But later
22:09:38:2622:09:41:17Steve [Nortle]It’s written in his handwriting.
22:09:42:2922:09:45:11Steve [Nortle]You do it in the Tina voice.
22:09:49:1522:09:50:26Steve [Nortle]and their butts touch.
22:10:01:1822:10:06:20Jesse [Foulclaw]they kind of have like something of a relationship for a little while but at some point
22:10:08:0222:10:19:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Cicely decides that he doesn’t mean anything to her and she kind of breaks up with him then she sees him again a year later they kindof have this fight she says he almost tries,
22:10:19:1922:10:20:23Jesse [Foulclaw]he tries to stab her?
22:10:21:2822:10:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know. And then
22:10:24:2622:10:25:05Brin [GM]at night
22:10:26:1522:10:27:00Jesse [Foulclaw]they
22:10:26:2622:10:28:06Steve [Nortle]Some sort of penetration.
22:10:30:0722:10:31:08Jesse [Foulclaw]sort of
22:10:30:2922:10:35:26Chris [TBD]you mean the virgin broth? No, the flavor? The penetration flavor.
22:10:33:2422:10:34:24Brin [GM]tonight
22:10:34:1722:10:38:08Steve [Nortle]I don’t have to put any coins in any pots either.
22:10:39:0522:10:41:12Brin [GM]it’s out of the DM
22:10:42:1222:10:43:22Brin [GM]and I’d be sad
22:10:43:2922:10:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]don ‘n know their relationship is kind of yeah that’s kind of where it ends Yeah
22:10:44:1922:10:45:26Chris [TBD]That’s where it ends.
22:10:47:0822:10:49:08Chris [TBD]Rocky at that best.
22:10:50:0522:10:51:13Jesse [Foulclaw]They kinda have a breakup
22:10:52:0922:10:53:04Chris [TBD]It’s very sad.
22:10:55:1222:10:59:18Chris [TBD]We suspect that Sicily might be a little more nefarious than we’re letting on.
22:10:58:2322:11:02:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Well I don’T know I just think that
22:11:01:0322:11:01:26Chris [TBD]Suspect.
22:11:05:0922:11:10:14Chris [TBD]you think clones are being made baby little babies are being named
22:11:10:0222:11:11:17Steve [Nortle]Are these baby Astaroth?
22:11:13:2622:11:15:08Steve [Nortle]Like, what is she cloning?
22:11:17:0622:11:20:17Chris [TBD]the contract she wasn’t allowed to clone
22:11:22:0922:11:26:08Chris [TBD]anything go to unallowed’s right there
22:11:28:0822:11:29:14Steve [Nortle]Absolute prohibition?
22:11:29:2622:11:31:03Chris [TBD]like the third one
22:11:34:0222:11:36:06Chris [TBD]yeah and so she can do it now
22:11:36:0522:11:45:27Steve [Nortle]But how long has Astarth been doing this like Cicely’s been down there for a while right but Lashara only died
22:11:41:1722:11:43:27Chris [TBD]ever since Lashara died
22:11:45:2722:11:48:28Steve [Nortle]a month ago not even
22:11:46:1222:11:46:29Brin [GM]no
22:11:50:2922:11:51:09Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
22:11:54:0122:11:56:02Chris [TBD]little kink into our theory
22:11:56:2322:11:57:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
22:11:58:0222:12:00:13Brin [GM]i like hearing all this though
22:12:00:0622:12:03:05Chris [TBD]i know it’s kind of fun you’re like well you got some whale
22:12:08:2622:12:16:11Chris [TBD]this is gonna be so weird out of nowhere all of a sudden dave’s gonna pop up
22:12:18:0622:12:19:26Brin [GM]he’s emerged from the water
22:12:19:2922:12:25:23Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s – yeah, he was underwater.
22:12:20:2822:12:22:27Brin [GM]Eros is done with his swim
22:12:23:2922:12:35:25Chris [TBD]he’s cooled off okay well very insightful why did you feel like any of that information would not have been okay to share i’m curious
22:12:27:0722:12:28:19Brin [GM]it’s an orca
22:12:38:0822:12:49:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I had to tell you more about Cicely. I don’T know if we should be sharing a ton about her existence and stuff. Kind of spilled the beans for a little bit. But then if I said there’s something about potentially making –
22:12:50:1422:12:56:20Jesse [Foulclaw]If they’re making an army down there I didn’t want to, like, freak anybody out because I’m freaked out.
22:12:54:2422:13:01:08Chris [TBD]same here
22:13:01:0522:13:07:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I really like Cicely and I really hope that nothing bad’s happening because they’re egg-born people
22:13:01:1122:13:03:15Steve [Nortle]So this contract says,
22:13:09:0222:13:13:08Steve [Nortle]oh yeah, we are really exceptional up top.
22:13:15:2522:13:21:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to try and say a really quick prayer when our hands touch like we’re in prayer for people.
22:13:16:1022:13:16:29Steve [Nortle]High eight.
22:13:21:2922:13:25:03Steve [Nortle]I feel taken advantage of it. Okay, wait.
22:13:27:1022:13:28:28Steve [Nortle]He’s saying amen with me bye-bye.
22:13:29:0122:13:30:05Brin [GM]he agrees
22:13:30:2222:13:42:01Steve [Nortle]It says what you did to the young Morpho girl Sicily cannot be forgiven. Your intentions have become clear. In other words, whatever is happening to Sicily
22:13:42:0122:13:45:28Steve [Nortle]happened before the contract was signed.
22:13:46:2822:13:58:00Chris [TBD]that old too do i have a kink for older women or something is this what we’re discovering i don’t know what i would even roll for that
22:13:48:1022:13:52:02Steve [Nortle]She said she was that old, but she also has bad memories.
22:13:54:0222:13:56:26Jesse [Foulclaw]You should roll. You should role for it actually, yeah.
22:13:58:2722:13:59:29Jesse [Foulclaw]What have you been rolling?
22:13:59:0822:14:00:13Brin [GM]where are you going Dave
22:14:01:2022:14:09:20Chris [TBD]what is that is that history insight into my own self suck it’s the 19th
22:14:01:2122:14:04:18Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s going for a swim. Ares is going for his swim.
22:14:02:0922:14:03:21Brin [GM]Dave just taps out
22:14:04:2222:14:06:08Steve [Nortle]We finally found a place.
22:14:10:2322:14:12:28Brin [GM]oh I can’t hello
22:14:14:2522:14:19:11Chris [TBD]joe mama i think i’ll have some of that penetration of flavor now
22:14:19:1422:14:20:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, my gosh.
22:14:22:1522:14:23:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, no.
22:14:23:0022:14:27:15Brin [GM]you know what let me pet those abs they’ll be free for you today
22:14:27:1722:14:34:28Chris [TBD]you can wash your clothes on these puppies oh you got to tell me what mine mean
22:14:28:0122:14:31:23Steve [Nortle]I still need my… I still want a tarot card.
22:14:31:2522:14:33:17Brin [GM]Oh, you gotta get that.
22:14:34:2822:14:43:02Chris [TBD]my gosh yeah the big toe all right we the wheel of fortune
22:14:35:0522:14:36:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:14:36:1122:14:38:17Brin [GM]We got it interrupted by your big toe.
22:14:39:1722:14:41:00Brin [GM]That okay? That okay.
22:14:42:1122:14:44:02Brin [GM]Dave will fix all our problems.
22:14:44:1122:14:53:11Chris [TBD]the wheel a fortune i hope so love has arrived luck
22:14:46:2622:14:51:00Brin [GM]Okay, we’re the fortune… Oh! Luck have arrived.
22:14:52:1022:14:53:25Brin [GM]Luck! Luck!
22:14:55:0322:14:58:12Steve [Nortle]thought there was some love happening right there.
22:14:56:1122:15:01:08Jesse [Foulclaw]He said he’s been to a lot of concerts. He’s a performer. He lost a lot
22:15:00:1222:15:12:11Brin [GM]Oh, he’s hard of hearing. I’m not. Look at my ears. Woo! She twists him like this. their big ears that’s right yeah i’m my luck sit down oh wait what’s wrong with this wrong one
22:15:04:0422:15:08:17Chris [TBD]oh she’s a cat i forgot yeah
22:15:07:0822:15:08:12Steve [Nortle]She’s at Tabaxi.
22:15:11:2322:15:12:18Steve [Nortle]Tabaxe here.
22:15:14:1522:15:15:25Steve [Nortle]Aluxitana is the elephant.
22:15:16:1922:15:17:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:15:18:1122:15:20:02Chris [TBD]you’ll never forget it
22:15:18:2322:15:20:19Steve [Nortle]She’s a big girl.
22:15:19:2322:15:29:19Brin [GM]cho mama don’t want no trunk no no okay your luck has arrived no need
22:15:22:1022:15:30:21Chris [TBD]okay oh sweet
22:15:26:2422:15:31:01Jesse [Foulclaw]was not
22:15:27:2222:15:29:21Steve [Nortle]Do you know what that means? Oh, claw.
22:15:29:1922:15:32:08Brin [GM]to roll your next endeavor will succeed
22:15:34:0622:15:36:02Brin [GM]That’s a good, good one.
22:15:37:0322:15:38:27Brin [GM]What are your other fortunes?
22:15:40:0222:15:44:02Chris [TBD]the tower got a bunch of birds on it
22:15:44:2522:15:55:12Brin [GM]Hold on. Hold on hold on. This energy can seize you The feeling of being flung into the air Negative two on your next constitution save
22:15:55:1222:15:59:11Brin [GM]Sorry that is not a good one
22:15:55:1522:15:59:15Chris [TBD]gosh hold on what was
22:15:59:1722:16:01:25Steve [Nortle]You’re going to puke the next time she’s Sicily.
22:16:01:2922:16:05:07Brin [GM]and you got some bad luck Not too bad
22:16:05:2422:16:08:06Chris [TBD]so the next thing I try succeeds
22:16:09:2822:16:13:07Brin [GM]The weird fortune. Luck has arrived.
22:16:14:1322:16:22:00Brin [GM]Luck has arrived. I don’t know how to say that in an Asian accent. They don’t do the R’s very well, right? Luck have arrived.
22:16:23:2322:16:24:21Brin [GM]Hold on now.
22:16:25:0622:16:25:14Jesse [Foulclaw]good
22:16:25:2422:16:26:11Brin [GM]Okay.
22:16:31:0622:16:35:11Brin [GM]How many coin you got? How many coin you Got?
22:16:36:0522:16:38:21Steve [Nortle]Well, if you wanted to touch my abs they were free, right?
22:16:39:0322:16:43:06Brin [GM]Hold on though. You only got a one and your mama like a six.
22:16:43:2022:16:44:25Steve [Nortle]We’ll touch it six times.
22:16:44:2622:16:53:10Brin [GM]Oh what the hell? okay you can have another one nope sorry don’t get one tarot card today
22:16:53:1022:17:00:20Brin [GM]you got a seven ah that weird
22:16:55:1122:16:57:02Chris [TBD]TBD’s got 7
22:17:00:0322:17:05:21Chris [TBD]Yeah, it is weird. The top one just kind of like as one big shape, you know?
22:17:08:0722:17:09:21Steve [Nortle]I got I got
22:17:09:0122:17:12:15Chris [TBD]It’s really hard to work that one out. You wouldn’t believe the exercise I got to do to do it.
22:17:11:1022:17:20:04Brin [GM]oh don’t tell macho mama about that i might have to make a monthly special with that one okay okay read the tarot card what do you got
22:17:20:1622:17:24:15Steve [Nortle]seven The Chariot It’s a honey badger he don’t care
22:17:28:2722:17:33:27Steve [Nortle]oh hey and it looks like there are some chickens there this is a breakfast card
22:17:34:0522:17:36:10Brin [GM]Oh, oh no. I don’t know about that.
22:17:37:1122:17:47:29Brin [GM]Okay, harnessing power so it doesn’t leave you on a collision course caused by making rash or impulsive decisions. You gain plus two on your next history check. Okay?
22:17:48:2322:17:49:19Brin [GM]That’s a good card.
22:17:50:0422:17:51:08Steve [Nortle]I like it.
22:17:51:2522:17:52:28Brin [GM]What about you bud?
22:17:56:0622:18:05:10Jesse [Foulclaw]love a tarot card cat i did yes it was very virginy
22:17:57:0622:18:00:09Brin [GM]Do you want to tell roll cards? How was your soup?
22:18:01:1122:18:03:16Brin [GM]You like my yum-yum? Were they good?
22:18:05:1022:18:10:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know what that means
22:18:06:1522:18:11:26Brin [GM]Yeah, but you know what that tastes like huh? it means you a virgin
22:18:13:1822:18:21:23Brin [GM]neither do I sure does there’s only a
22:18:23:2822:18:32:25Steve [Nortle]Fortunately, Dave was not on the mic saying that one. So anyone watching is…
22:18:26:2622:18:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:18:28:2822:18:30:08Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s up for a swim
22:18:31:2622:18:38:25Brin [GM]gonna repeat well, you got a coin for me what the hell okay it’s like phantom
22:18:35:2922:18:46:26Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll give you i just want one trust the angels of idiots oh
22:18:40:0622:18:44:00Brin [GM]ego here we go pick one
22:18:47:2122:18:58:23Jesse [Foulclaw]a star yes good this is a good sign stars moon saloon
22:18:49:1422:18:52:23Brin [GM]that’s a pretty one I had fun painting math
22:18:56:0622:19:06:02Brin [GM]when you are given the star’s gift power and protection glow with sure teeth plus two on your next perception roll
22:18:56:2422:18:57:11Steve [Nortle]Certainly.
22:19:06:2022:19:10:07Brin [GM]that a good card too alright give it back
22:19:10:2622:19:13:23Chris [TBD]Want you to take a good look at that ferryman when he shows up.
22:19:15:0322:19:18:15Brin [GM]I need all my cards
22:19:19:0822:19:20:09Chris [TBD]Put the two right here.
22:19:19:1922:19:20:13Steve [Nortle]The other two of them.
22:19:21:0522:19:22:15Brin [GM]that better
22:19:21:1922:19:29:05Jesse [Foulclaw]take a card for our friend who’s out there having a swim can I vicariously receive a fortune for him.
22:19:29:0822:19:29:19Chris [TBD]Vicariously.
22:19:29:0922:19:31:12Brin [GM]you want to give a fortune
22:19:31:1222:19:34:06Chris [TBD]Gift of fortune Oh, that’s a new idea.
22:19:33:2622:19:40:09Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to sneak up behind Shamama and as she’s putting her tarot cards away, I’m going to steal one from her back pocket.
22:19:42:2722:19:49:23Chris [TBD]You risk the wrath I want to see.
22:19:46:0322:19:58:02Brin [GM]You don’t know what a Cho Mama can do. She Tobaxi, you’re going to have to be good roll for that. Got to have high sleight of hand for Cho Mama. She’s a Tabaxi.
22:19:52:2922:19:54:08Dave [Xeros]All right. Is that a slide ahead?
22:19:56:1522:20:04:19Dave [Xeros]All right what’s my 16 okay.
22:19:59:1222:20:02:26Brin [GM]Senses? I’ll just say it’s your 16th.
22:20:04:0922:20:04:13Brin [GM]Yeah.
22:20:05:0322:20:06:21Steve [Nortle]Isn’t your sleight-of-hand plus ten?
22:20:07:2122:20:23:10Dave [Xeros]That would be an 18 well the
22:20:11:2422:20:22:04Brin [GM]We’ve got a soft pause like a Cho Mama. Pick which one you want. I hope it had a bad card like the death or something
22:20:19:2922:20:20:10Chris [TBD]happening?
22:20:23:1022:20:25:01Dave [Xeros]last time I got the death this time I
22:20:27:0822:20:31:29Chris [TBD]How appropriate for the tiefling.
22:20:27:1422:20:28:27Brin [GM]in comma bitch
22:20:32:2422:20:34:29Dave [Xeros]hey oh look it’s dad
22:20:32:2622:20:33:24Brin [GM]oh
22:20:36:2322:20:39:29Brin [GM]hey, I got one of those too he dead
22:20:36:2322:20:39:10Chris [TBD]Yeah, it looks just like him.
22:20:41:0322:20:41:20Brin [GM]okay
22:20:43:0822:20:44:03Brin [GM]my dad
22:20:45:0022:20:46:24Chris [TBD]Yeah. Yeah.
22:20:45:1122:20:45:27Brin [GM]okay
22:20:49:0522:20:51:05Brin [GM]Dave don’t don’t
22:20:53:1522:20:56:08Dave [Xeros]take your devil card back
22:20:53:2022:21:01:07Brin [GM]okay okay hold on now i gotta read what this
22:20:57:0222:20:58:04Steve [Nortle]No, Dave, no.
22:21:00:0122:21:00:29Chris [TBD]Don’t, Dave.
22:21:01:0722:21:13:06Brin [GM]say oh this is bad does this fortune stay with you i think because you take it no it’s bad i won’t make it it’s a bad part it’s one of the worst
22:21:08:1722:21:17:11Dave [Xeros]what what’s what’s the fortune that’s fine i i need to know what i would because yeah i took
22:21:14:1522:21:15:01Chris [TBD]gotta know!
22:21:16:1822:21:17:00Jesse [Foulclaw]it.
22:21:18:1622:21:21:22Chris [TBD]This is karma for pickpocketing Chomama.
22:21:19:2822:21:28:03Dave [Xeros]no yeah that’s that’s exactly what it is it’s pickpocketing and it’s yeah i you have to give me the fortune.
22:21:31:0622:21:42:13Brin [GM]an astute researcher of human nature. His power resides in understanding our weaknesses he has hold of you for now. Disadvantage
22:21:42:1322:21:43:21Brin [GM]on your next two roles
22:21:44:1822:21:45:12Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah that’s nothing
22:21:46:0322:21:46:29Brin [GM]that’s a bad con
22:21:46:2422:21:48:27Chris [TBD]It is a bad card. That’s definitely bad.
22:21:48:2922:21:53:12Brin [GM]That’s one of the worst ones it really is. I try to just make these really mellow but
22:21:52:1322:21:52:25Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:21:52:2722:21:55:18Steve [Nortle]I like how much variety there is.
22:21:54:2922:22:00:09Brin [GM]okay good because I’m almost done typing up my booklet and print it out and we can use this forever
22:21:58:1422:22:06:06Jesse [Foulclaw]When I hand back my fortune card, there’s a pamphlet underneath.
22:22:00:0922:22:01:02Chris [TBD]So cool.
22:22:06:1822:22:07:06Dave [Xeros]Sandwiched in it
22:22:06:2022:22:14:27Brin [GM]what this bullshit right here? This look like a shit. You want me to read this?
22:22:10:1322:22:11:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know where that came from.
22:22:14:1522:22:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]It looks really good.
22:22:18:2122:22:19:26Chris [TBD]Hey, Chomoma, do you
22:22:22:0822:22:22:20Chris [TBD]who
22:22:25:2222:22:36:04Chris [TBD]do we think we’re safe saying this? Do you know who Cicely is? She knew you. We were just under the water we were just saying hi to her
22:22:31:1622:22:37:14Brin [GM]How do you know her? Oh you’ve been wearing domkorn
22:22:37:2722:22:41:00Chris [TBD]I’m still wearing mine by the way this whole time I’ve never took it off
22:22:39:1322:22:44:15Brin [GM]That’s a nasty fish man I know the cook with the domkron they’re nasty
22:22:46:2022:22:47:26Chris [TBD]anyways do you know her?
22:22:47:2822:22:48:25Dave [Xeros]I don’t think you
22:22:50:0822:23:01:10Brin [GM]She have a lot of secrets Cho mama really old. Yeah yeah. I sold couple broth
22:22:51:0122:22:51:11Dave [Xeros]Okay
22:22:55:2622:22:56:28Chris [TBD]know who Lasharra is?
22:23:04:0322:23:05:17Steve [Nortle]That tracks. She’s dead.
22:23:08:2322:23:16:07Brin [GM]heard that’s why asteroth running around like crazy oh yeah she might prefer me too everybody cho mama is like suzalind
22:23:11:2122:23:12:28Chris [TBD]And you know Astaroth
22:23:16:0722:23:24:03Brin [GM]she neutral she sell bra to whoever pay i like it at gold pieces last time did you guys notice
22:23:17:0322:23:27:23Chris [TBD]Do you have So, do you happen to know Beatus?
22:23:20:0422:23:32:15Steve [Nortle]Did she have
22:23:21:2722:23:24:15Jesse [Foulclaw]it.
22:23:24:0322:23:33:15Brin [GM]last time i said gold peatis he just it was bad it sounded like penis so i’m gonna enunciate
22:23:29:1222:23:30:25Chris [TBD]I hear it now.
22:23:32:1522:24:11:03Steve [Nortle]the cotton heavy
22:23:35:1122:23:35:29Chris [TBD]Beatus.
22:23:36:0222:23:37:17Dave [Xeros]Did someone say gold penis?
22:23:36:2322:23:38:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Pieces, no pieces.
22:23:37:1622:23:38:19Chris [TBD]Listen, listen.
22:23:38:1422:23:39:27Brin [GM]I did last time.
22:23:39:2922:23:44:27Chris [TBD]Do you happen to know where Astaroth likes to hang out or where she likes to…
22:23:44:1222:23:52:16Brin [GM]Oh, she’s been all over. I push my car all over and I find her in weird places. Oh!
22:23:50:1822:23:51:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, like where?
22:23:51:2622:23:57:18Dave [Xeros]Do you tend to find her in more than one place that she shouldn’t be in, maybe like there’s more than 1 of her?
22:23:59:2522:24:08:06Brin [GM]Yeah, no… I don’t know. She got weird machines. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah!
22:24:05:0122:24:07:16Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah. She gets around a little bit.
22:24:09:1022:24:10:05Brin [GM]Do you like that broth?
22:24:11:0322:24:12:01Steve [Nortle]noodle bowls?
22:24:12:1122:24:13:15Dave [Xeros]She gets round man.
22:24:13:0922:24:15:11Chris [TBD]Are we talking about the Beach Boys song?
22:24:15:1022:24:19:09Dave [Xeros]No no no I’m talking about Astaroth the lady in leather that you
22:24:19:1622:24:20:19Steve [Nortle]you got a chance
22:24:21:1822:24:23:08Chris [TBD]So you’re saying there’s a chance
22:24:21:2722:24:31:02Jesse [Foulclaw]soup
22:24:22:1222:24:25:15Brin [GM]Yeah, she got really low standards. She definitely go for you.
22:24:27:2622:24:36:16Chris [TBD]I didn’t hear you complaining the whole time. She’s just out on my abs.
22:24:29:2922:24:31:29Brin [GM]I’m not complaining, I touch all I want.
22:24:31:0222:24:40:02Jesse [Foulclaw]to her recently? Have you seen her recently
22:24:40:2222:24:47:12Brin [GM]She came out of… Let me see. Came out at Castellari about a day ago and bought her suit for me.
22:24:48:1322:24:49:21Dave [Xeros]a little kid with her by chance
22:24:49:2222:24:51:16Brin [GM]Yeah she sure did. Little Millie
22:24:49:2522:24:56:20Jesse [Foulclaw]What direction
22:24:51:1422:24:52:17Chris [TBD]Was Millie alive?
22:24:52:2422:24:53:28Brin [GM]cheers to life yeah
22:24:53:1922:24:55:11Chris [TBD]Okay, okay. There’s a good start.
22:24:56:0222:25:01:13Brin [GM]You want any more advice or told mama you gotta pay? I like it good fortune coin you give me fortune
22:24:56:2022:25:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]We just want to know what direction
22:25:00:1522:25:03:02Chris [TBD]How much do I owe you again? How much did I owe me?
22:25:04:1222:25:10:05Brin [GM]5, 10, 15 uh She went up, she went up. Look at the map right here I show you.
22:25:12:0622:25:15:18Dave [Xeros]look like she went there willingly or she was happily going with her
22:25:15:0122:25:17:14Brin [GM]Oh, Millie not look good. She looked real sick.
22:25:18:2222:25:23:14Brin [GM]Astaroth not let her get any soup. It was bad. Oh, thank you very much.
22:25:19:2222:25:21:11Chris [TBD]All right, I gave you 20 gold pieces.
22:25:23:1622:25:34:11Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna pull out Astaroth’s diary or journal or whatever yeah i still have it i’m gonna thumb through that and i’m just gonna make like a quick
22:25:28:0522:25:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw]do
22:25:28:0822:25:29:08Chris [TBD]We have that?
22:25:34:1122:25:43:25Dave [Xeros]uh insight no not insight that’s that’s like so many miles it’s like 100 miles
22:25:40:1822:25:41:02Jesse [Foulclaw]North.
22:25:40:2022:25:41:16Brin [GM]That direction.
22:25:43:2522:25:52:15Dave [Xeros]oh all right um i’m i’m
22:25:43:2622:25:51:17Brin [GM]Yeah, she gone a long way but I don’t know, I don’ see. I listen for customers who will pay. Mm-hmm.
22:25:47:0622:25:49:07Chris [TBD]What, your mom can see 100 miles?
22:25:52:1522:26:03:10Dave [Xeros]going to like roll out with a perception check i guess i’m just looking through her her book to find out if there’s anything
22:25:57:1622:25:58:26Brin [GM]Okay, what are you checking?
22:26:02:1622:26:03:25Steve [Nortle]it’s at disadvantage
22:26:04:0722:26:10:11Brin [GM]oh poo-poo wait maybe you save that roll for later
22:26:04:2122:26:05:18Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
22:26:12:0822:26:21:29Dave [Xeros]got this well
22:26:12:1222:26:14:15Brin [GM]oh okay
22:26:15:0422:26:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Forgot we had that.
22:26:15:1422:26:16:14Chris [TBD]to be epic. Here we go.
22:26:16:1522:26:23:10Brin [GM]don’t let the devil get you what did it get
22:26:18:2122:26:19:05Chris [TBD]Gosh.
22:26:21:2922:26:28:08Dave [Xeros]my it’s it’s a two but the great thing is is i have
22:26:24:1722:26:26:12Brin [GM]oh yeah so
22:26:28:0822:26:34:28Dave [Xeros]my uh my uh oracle die that i rolled early today which is an 18 so i’m going
22:26:34:2822:26:41:29Dave [Xeros]to take the 18 it’s important uh
22:26:36:0022:26:44:06Jesse [Foulclaw]He can alter, it’s kind of like he can see into the future so he can predict and anticipate things so he could change the outcome.
22:26:37:1122:26:38:27Brin [GM]what the oracle is
22:26:41:2922:26:51:16Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah basically yeah well no when i roll that i get
22:26:42:2822:26:49:09Brin [GM]it’s even more important than the devil can overpower no it definitely can
22:26:51:1622:26:58:11Dave [Xeros]to change either die so and i’m changing the lower die to the higher one um and then i add
22:26:59:0922:27:00:11Steve [Nortle]was something from your
22:27:01:2922:27:03:24Steve [Nortle]college your college days
22:27:05:1522:27:08:04Dave [Xeros]a perception check that i was plus four so 22
22:27:06:0822:27:06:27Steve [Nortle]sorry
22:27:09:1022:27:17:14Brin [GM]yeah okay okay um so her journal is very strange yeah it was in his bag of holding
22:27:11:1222:27:11:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Wow.
22:27:14:1322:27:17:08Chris [TBD]We had it the whole time. Golly!
22:27:16:2622:27:18:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I stole it. That’s why Millie got taken.
22:27:20:1922:27:24:15Dave [Xeros]I tried to run up the stairs and like… Good! Hey!
22:27:23:2022:27:25:09Chris [TBD]Good, yeah, you didn’t take it away.
22:27:24:1822:27:33:11Brin [GM]the spot so her journey is is the pages are metal okay and it’s
22:27:27:2322:27:34:16Dave [Xeros]Oh, I thought they were stuck together. It’s gross.
22:27:33:2422:27:35:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Plates, plates.
22:27:35:2322:27:46:02Brin [GM]they’re like metal plates so that can be sanitized okay she wipes it off with alcohol basically think like a matte stainless steel
22:27:43:2422:27:45:10Dave [Xeros]Is it like are they…?
22:27:44:2722:27:49:16Steve [Nortle]Aeros likes alcohol on basically everything too they would get along
22:27:48:1822:27:55:26Dave [Xeros]I’ve seen books like this. They’re just full of QR codes and they take you to weird sites and then you can sanitize them and they don’t stick together.
22:27:52:1422:27:53:03Brin [GM][laughter]
22:27:57:1822:27:59:26Chris [TBD]I don’t get it.
22:27:57:2022:27:58:13Dave [Xeros]Okay, never mind.
22:28:00:0022:28:01:08Steve [Nortle]Fowl Claw, do you want to help me?
22:28:00:2022:28:03:16Brin [GM]instead of words it’s braille
22:28:04:0222:28:05:21Dave [Xeros]Oh, so she’s blind.
22:28:09:2022:28:14:25Brin [GM]She does it as sort of a security thing but also
22:28:09:2122:28:11:13Dave [Xeros]That’s great. So do I.
22:28:11:0822:28:13:03Chris [TBD]Very interesting.
22:28:16:0922:28:20:28Brin [GM]it’s mostly just for security and then the pages are made of metal so she can sanitize them easily.
22:28:20:2922:28:22:20Dave [Xeros]Does anyone have Comprehend Languages by chance?
22:28:21:2722:28:26:17Chris [TBD]I do, actually.
22:28:24:0922:28:26:02Steve [Nortle]I barely understand this one
22:28:26:2122:28:28:10Dave [Xeros]Braille is a language.
22:28:27:1322:28:38:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yes i’ll do it i’ll watch out here we go casting does he have to do anything special with
22:28:27:2322:28:29:08Steve [Nortle]yes it is
22:28:27:2722:28:30:04Chris [TBD]I do have comprehend language.
22:28:31:0422:28:34:19Brin [GM]I hate all of you. Just kidding, don’t…
22:28:36:1122:28:39:22Brin [GM]Okay, alright, alright I gotta get creative here Oh sh-
22:28:39:2922:29:07:29Steve [Nortle]roll to see if you go crazy but first
22:28:46:1522:28:57:10Jesse [Foulclaw]the duration for one hour i understand the literal meaning of any language that you hear or see signed c oh
22:28:50:0122:28:59:12Dave [Xeros]so I’m gonna crack yeah it’s C, E,
22:28:57:1022:29:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]you also understand written language
22:29:00:2522:29:07:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah, So I’m going to crack open that book and I’m like hey can you place your fingers on this And tell me what it says please
22:29:07:2922:29:11:09Steve [Nortle]see if you like go bald because if you’re rolling that one you might
22:29:11:0022:29:14:15Jesse [Foulclaw]it’ll be simultaneous as i touch the plates
22:29:11:2222:29:12:06Brin [GM]Stop
22:29:18:1022:29:20:21Jesse [Foulclaw]is a three we’re good all right
22:29:21:1922:29:23:10Brin [GM]it’s kind of sad that you’re ruining No
22:29:23:2622:29:26:14Dave [Xeros]Can you reach out and touch my plates
22:29:27:0622:29:37:24Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah so i have a lot of experience with this from the church here uh reading reading braille
22:29:34:0822:29:46:09Steve [Nortle]reenactment class i have
22:29:35:0522:29:41:20Dave [Xeros]While you’re doing that I am gonna take a hat Out of my pants and I’m going to put a rock in it and I am just going to put my head in the hat.
22:29:37:2422:29:43:06Jesse [Foulclaw]languages you don’t have a hat
22:29:44:1922:29:45:23Dave [Xeros]I don’t have a hat?
22:29:46:0922:29:54:00Steve [Nortle]a hat do you need to borrow my paypal miter i don’t know why he’s doing it but i’m happy to help
22:29:48:1422:29:49:07Dave [Xeros]Yes, please!
22:29:50:1122:29:51:20Dave [Xeros]Thank you! Alright.
22:29:51:2822:30:00:17Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so uh it’s oh it
22:29:53:2922:29:54:18Brin [GM]Ah!
22:29:55:1622:30:05:24Dave [Xeros]I throw my seer like oracle stone in it and then I am just going look into his mind and be able to read what he is saying while he is touching the plates
22:30:06:0222:30:07:19Brin [GM]I will allow it
22:30:09:1922:30:12:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i have to be touching the surface on which the words are written so
22:30:12:1122:30:13:16Dave [Xeros]touch the surface
22:30:13:2122:30:14:20Brin [GM]Alright, alright
22:30:16:1622:30:20:02Dave [Xeros]can I I am going to put my hand on top of your hand while I am looking into my hat
22:30:20:2922:30:23:03Steve [Nortle]I’m really glad arrows came back from the sea.
22:30:23:2722:30:34:09Jesse [Foulclaw]how is your swim your hand is all wet uh bryn if you want i can hold this
22:30:26:0022:30:27:01Steve [Nortle]It’s moist.
22:30:27:0722:30:29:21Dave [Xeros]it’s what a true sea man does
22:30:28:2622:30:30:05Chris [TBD]It’s pruney, prunee.
22:30:30:1422:30:30:28Brin [GM]Gross
22:30:34:0922:30:44:06Jesse [Foulclaw]information to myself for a little while good luck chastity mental chastidy glass
22:30:37:2422:30:45:06Dave [Xeros]I cast scrying on you so no you can’t okay, you’re going to have to fight it you can fight it
22:30:42:2122:30:52:14Brin [GM]okay so it’s gonna take um her journal is large and in charge
22:30:52:1422:30:59:01Brin [GM]and the entry that you’re reading is from a very long time ago and it’s describing
22:30:59:0122:31:07:18Brin [GM]her anger that it didn’t work my experiment failed i don’t know where what went wrong
22:31:07:1822:31:14:08Brin [GM]i have to start from scratch but i can’t because i’m bound by this cursed contract
22:31:17:2322:31:21:16Dave [Xeros]roll the wisdom saving throw of 19 real quick
22:31:21:1122:31:26:09Brin [GM]wait what hold on there oracle what are you doing
22:31:22:0222:31:24:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i mean
22:31:26:0122:31:29:24Jesse [Foulclaw]uh wisdom
22:31:27:0422:31:30:27Dave [Xeros]he’s trying to hide it from my scrying stone yeah, wisdom
22:31:33:0722:31:34:04Chris [TBD]Oh, nice.
22:31:38:1222:31:38:23Jesse [Foulclaw]wisdom
22:31:40:1922:31:45:25Jesse [Foulclaw]so it looks like astroth has tried to
22:31:45:2522:31:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]uh do stuff like this before and it failed because of the contract yeah she’s attempted
22:31:49:0722:31:56:26Dave [Xeros]because of the contract the contract. Yep, she tried to break the contract
22:31:52:2622:32:01:06Jesse [Foulclaw]multiple times to break the contract Cicely
22:31:55:2722:32:03:23Brin [GM]And it says also, Sicily was a waste of time.
22:32:04:2922:32:14:27Brin [GM]I’m abandoning all efforts and starting anew. I just have to find Lashara and her.
22:32:13:1922:32:18:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah, Lashara’s dead though Oh okay
22:32:16:0522:32:27:26Brin [GM]This is from a long, long time ago, this entry. Okay? You can read more later. We’re going to say that you didn’t roll an hour.
22:32:21:2422:32:23:09Chris [TBD]Why did you kill her?
22:32:32:0822:32:37:14Jesse [Foulclaw]takes me a while it lasts for an hour but it does take me well to like read it as it says it’s like I can
22:32:36:0022:32:38:22Dave [Xeros]He had to rub his hands together get them warm
22:32:37:1422:32:47:26Jesse [Foulclaw]only read like a paper oh I
22:32:38:1122:32:46:07Brin [GM]it is he has to get some so when you wrap when you rub your hands together it creates a little bit of static electricity and it makes it hard
22:32:39:0522:32:41:29Chris [TBD]The ferryman has gone back and forth two different times.
22:32:40:2822:32:41:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:32:46:2222:32:47:29Chris [TBD]Yeah, he can’t…
22:32:47:0322:32:47:18Steve [Nortle]Interference?
22:32:47:2622:32:51:07Jesse [Foulclaw]thought that would be better with like metal plates you’d like connect to them a little more.
22:32:50:1122:32:57:23Dave [Xeros]Alright so Cicely was a mistake Did we tell her that?
22:32:59:1422:33:01:06Steve [Nortle]I’m sure her dad already did.
22:32:59:2422:33:00:26Jesse [Foulclaw]But right now
22:33:02:2422:33:10:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we can see the ferryman off in the distance and I think we need to figure out a disguise before the ferryman shows up.
22:33:04:1422:33:05:29Dave [Xeros]You were a mistake
22:33:09:1622:33:10:28Chris [TBD]We’ll just charm him.
22:33:10:0222:33:12:20Steve [Nortle]I feel like I can just sweet-talk my way on.
22:33:14:1522:33:26:08Brin [GM]okay what it’s a cho mama just cho what do you need
22:33:16:0322:33:16:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Thanks yo mama!
22:33:16:0722:33:16:18Steve [Nortle]Bye!
22:33:17:2522:33:18:27Dave [Xeros]What’s your name again?
22:33:26:0822:33:29:17Brin [GM]you need some oh you’re getting out to get soup
22:33:26:2522:33:28:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah what’s your
22:33:30:1122:33:42:06Dave [Xeros]uh no the last time i ate with you my stomach was a little upset and then i saw this lady like popping out fish eggs and i actually like threw up several times in my mouth and i just
22:33:42:0622:33:49:27Dave [Xeros]you know one of those adversions you get when you like throw up and and you’re like yeah but
22:33:46:1922:33:52:21Brin [GM]the purest broth there is no time to give me bad review bye
22:33:49:1822:33:50:15Steve [Nortle]Good brah.
22:33:52:2522:33:54:01Chris [TBD]She got one.
22:33:54:0222:33:55:23Brin [GM]I’m not gonna listen to this
22:33:57:0122:33:57:19Brin [GM]penetration
22:33:58:2722:34:09:16Dave [Xeros]did i order last time yep yep yeah yep when when you have the penetration of flavor coming up so many times, it just
22:34:02:1522:34:03:14Brin [GM]of flavor
22:34:10:0922:34:13:06Dave [Xeros]makes it so you don’t want to have any more penetration of flavor.
22:34:14:0722:34:21:04Brin [GM]get it bye okay fairy man pulls up what are you guys gonna do before he gets to the dock
22:34:21:0722:34:26:25Brin [GM]you guys going to disguise yourselves what’s your plan i would highly suggest disguising yourself
22:34:30:1322:34:34:02Steve [Nortle]Hey, hey, I’m going to turn invisible and sneak on board.
22:34:34:0922:34:36:02Dave [Xeros]He’s like the Namor of the sea.
22:34:37:0022:34:39:06Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I learned the invisibility spell
22:34:41:2522:34:49:29Steve [Nortle]um and yeah uh so and when i’m invisible basically i’m visible but if i do uh some
22:34:43:1922:34:43:27Brin [GM]want one
22:34:49:2922:35:08:20Steve [Nortle]sort of attack or am attacked i lose how is that invisibility okay no
22:34:53:2922:35:05:09Brin [GM]i like it um yeah depending on what you guys decide to do I am going to have you do a low, very low stealth roll.
22:35:06:1022:35:09:18Brin [GM]Nortle just because invisibility does not make you silent.
22:35:08:2022:35:18:03Steve [Nortle]but i am a ninja and i have plus seven on my stealth so i will so i was see you on board boys
22:35:12:2622:35:14:19Brin [GM]All right. Okay this is great then.
22:35:15:2922:35:16:25Brin [GM]Go ahead and roll.
22:35:19:1022:35:22:27Chris [TBD]flavor you’re just gonna leave a guy standing there with a bunch of bells in his hand he’s
22:35:23:2022:35:24:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:35:23:2022:35:24:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:35:25:1022:35:40:09Steve [Nortle]uh that’s a 14 feather feathered
22:35:27:2622:35:33:14Brin [GM]It’s okay. I was literally going to say because you’re invisible it’s at 12 to succeed so we’re good.
22:35:28:0422:35:29:09Dave [Xeros]It’s like a one for a second.
22:35:34:1822:35:38:15Jesse [Foulclaw]want to try and stealth onto the ship basically yeah i just want to
22:35:36:1422:35:39:08Brin [GM]Okay. You want to sneak on? Okay, yeah.
22:35:38:1522:35:49:09Jesse [Foulclaw]sneak on it yeah okay oh just 15 perfect come on father idiots tell me now
22:35:40:0922:35:51:06Steve [Nortle]friend there goes
22:35:40:1922:35:42:19Brin [GM]Yeah, go ahead and roll. It’s just 15.
22:35:45:1522:35:47:00Brin [GM]Come on one-digit boy!
22:35:51:0622:35:59:00Steve [Nortle]your faith you want to try
22:35:52:2322:35:54:11Chris [TBD]gosh so close
22:35:54:1722:35:55:13Brin [GM]Oh, father.
22:35:54:2322:35:56:25Jesse [Foulclaw]tides of chaos i get to roll again
22:35:58:0922:36:07:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i get advantage no i can do this and do this that’s perfect oh perfect uh 17.
22:35:59:0022:36:33:03Steve [Nortle]different dive use
22:36:00:0122:36:01:21Brin [GM]Tides of chaos on the water?
22:36:04:0122:36:05:13Dave [Xeros]a big wave of chaos.
22:36:07:2322:36:09:09Brin [GM]Fantastic. Success!
22:36:10:2422:36:15:25Brin [GM]Okay. I’ll have you describe how you sneak under the boat in a second once he pulls up to the dock.
22:36:17:1022:36:19:02Brin [GM]What would you like to do? Eros?
22:36:18:1522:36:22:05Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to cast an eerie effect of Charm Person.
22:36:22:1122:36:22:28Brin [GM]Okay.
22:36:23:0822:36:24:26Chris [TBD]do the same thing but i’ll let you do it
22:36:24:2322:36:27:29Dave [Xeros]No, let’s… We’ll do a song of Charmed Person.
22:36:27:1422:36:28:16Chris [TBD]i love it
22:36:33:0322:36:36:27Steve [Nortle]use his tune as the main melody of of your song.
22:36:35:1722:36:37:12Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep. We’re going to do a cover
22:36:37:1222:36:39:17Chris [TBD]oh we know that thingy that he whistled
22:36:38:1522:36:39:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah. Yep.
22:36:43:0422:36:44:13Steve [Nortle]Under-dossy!
22:36:52:0522:36:58:01Brin [GM]i gotta remember how that goes oh you guys i’ve literally written songs for this campaign
22:36:55:0622:36:56:01Chris [TBD]the whistle
22:36:58:0322:36:59:13Steve [Nortle]That’s amazing.
22:36:58:2822:37:01:16Dave [Xeros]Do they go do-do-do, do-to-do.
22:37:01:1822:37:04:29Brin [GM]no they don’t but if i could get a piano in here i would literally play it for you
22:37:05:2922:37:06:25Steve [Nortle]Dave?
22:37:07:2722:37:12:03Jesse [Foulclaw]let’s uh
22:37:08:1022:37:19:24Dave [Xeros]I got a grand piano out in the garage? If we want to flip that around and move it downstairs, you
22:37:10:1122:37:19:10Steve [Nortle]Just bring it down like a little midi keyboard.
22:37:12:2722:37:18:02Brin [GM]electric mine is like for the computer or it sits on a desk and you plug it in the computer.
22:37:13:1022:37:24:28Chris [TBD]well I mean TBD I did say that I think
22:37:19:2422:37:20:26Dave [Xeros]have plenty of room.
22:37:26:2822:37:29:25Chris [TBD]I wrote down the notes to the tune as he was
22:37:31:1022:37:34:05Chris [TBD]whistling it I did something to remember the tune
22:37:34:1122:37:35:24Brin [GM]Can I even remember it?
22:37:35:1922:37:38:22Chris [TBD]so let’s do a roll
22:37:38:0322:37:43:11Brin [GM]Yeah, and you guys hear him whistling the same thing as he pulls up. He’s just whistling this all the time.
22:37:44:1822:37:47:09Dave [Xeros]going to join in.
22:37:47:0422:37:51:03Chris [TBD]yep we’re just going to start playing that on our instrument there it is
22:37:51:1422:37:57:23Brin [GM]No don’t, if I were you I would not play the song that he’s whistling. Don’t do that.
22:37:51:1622:38:02:15Dave [Xeros]We weren’t even waiting for him. We were just like, well, yeah. Well we were and I feel like we should because we can’t let the DM tell us what to do.
22:37:55:2922:37:59:12Chris [TBD]oh crap okay we’re not going to play the song he’s whistling
22:38:03:1122:38:12:10Chris [TBD]i mean yeah i am the walrus
22:38:05:0722:38:08:01Dave [Xeros]We play it in reverse like the Led Zeppelin song.
22:38:06:2022:38:11:18Brin [GM]It might cause problems if you play that song because it has.
22:38:07:0222:38:08:16Steve [Nortle]It’s a back track.
22:38:08:0922:38:08:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:38:10:2722:38:12:16Dave [Xeros]Okay, we’re going to play it backwards
22:38:12:2122:38:14:07Brin [GM]Oh, my goodness. All right.
22:38:15:0922:38:15:24Brin [GM]How do you even?
22:38:16:2022:38:19:21Dave [Xeros]and I’m going to do a performance check.
22:38:18:2122:38:21:12Brin [GM]Can anyone do the ABCs backwards?
22:38:19:0722:38:25:13Chris [TBD]performance yeah z y x w v u t i mean i keep going but
22:38:21:2122:38:22:04Steve [Nortle]Nope.
22:38:26:1022:38:28:15Brin [GM]You’d have to use your brain.
22:38:26:1522:38:27:16Dave [Xeros]You ready for this?
22:38:28:0222:38:37:01Chris [TBD]you had a disadvantage so i
22:38:33:0122:38:41:21Dave [Xeros]It’s an 11 or 12 so I still got a 22 plus 12
22:38:37:0122:38:41:03Chris [TBD]got uh i got a uh 14
22:38:38:1922:38:47:15Brin [GM]Tell me. Remind what your performance modifier is in. Good night. And what did you get? All right, so you’re definitely bass.
22:38:43:2422:38:51:15Chris [TBD]jeez 14 i’m back up just
22:38:48:1222:38:59:27Steve [Nortle]Rhythm guitar, that makes
22:38:49:0522:38:52:15Dave [Xeros]but you’re only playing four strings Yep.
22:38:51:1522:38:57:28Chris [TBD]four strings it’s a yeah that’s that’s right
22:38:57:0622:39:03:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah, my violin grows for extra strings.
22:38:59:2722:39:00:17Steve [Nortle]you more capable.
22:39:02:2322:39:03:04Steve [Nortle]Hi3?
22:39:03:2422:39:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Amen.
22:39:04:0722:39:04:14Steve [Nortle]Amen.
22:39:05:2622:39:07:26Dave [Xeros]So it’s both a violin and a viola
22:39:08:2922:39:11:10Jesse [Foulclaw]As we’re stealthing onto the ship. High five!
22:39:09:1422:39:15:23Brin [GM]What?! Oh you know how much I love cellos! Freakin’ Captain Idiot over here
22:39:11:1222:39:14:10Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah Oh, cello, a bass
22:39:15:2222:39:17:22Dave [Xeros]Whatever It’s a beautiful cello
22:39:17:1322:39:29:11Brin [GM]It’s a beautiful cello I went to a music sale one time and i just bought a cello for no reason I don’t play cello My husband was like go ahead buy it its fine And I was like, cool, thanks.
22:39:20:0522:39:42:28Steve [Nortle]cho -choma at least
22:39:23:1822:39:24:18Dave [Xeros]Yep
22:39:29:2322:39:34:26Brin [GM]It’s been like $1,800 for no reason. Just bought it.
22:39:34:2522:39:36:06Dave [Xeros]It’s pretty
22:39:35:0022:39:37:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Because chills are awesome. That’s why you bought it.
22:39:36:0122:39:37:17Brin [GM]And guess what I do with it?
22:39:38:0322:39:42:17Dave [Xeros]It’s in my living room
22:39:38:2122:39:40:20Brin [GM]I let Dave’s daughter play it.
22:39:43:2522:39:44:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Heck yeah.
22:39:43:2922:39:53:18Brin [GM]It gets used. I was thinking about renting it out because I’m an idiot. It’s just one of those things where you’re like why you get home and like I can’t return this. What have I done?
22:39:44:1422:39:45:21Dave [Xeros]It does
22:39:46:1422:39:58:29Chris [TBD]playing
22:39:55:1722:39:56:09Dave [Xeros]It’s a good cello.
22:39:56:1022:39:58:11Brin [GM]It’s a beautiful cello. All right, let’s move on.
22:39:58:2922:40:01:18Chris [TBD]music what does that do when he arrives
22:40:02:0222:40:03:15Brin [GM]he’s very intrigued
22:40:03:1622:40:04:12Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah. Nice.
22:40:05:2622:40:09:05Chris [TBD]And it’s charm person. That’s how we’re casting this spell.
22:40:09:0122:40:09:22Brin [GM]my grumpy
22:40:11:1122:40:13:16Brin [GM]uh you want passage
22:40:14:1822:40:15:17Chris [TBD]Yeah. Yeah.
22:40:15:1822:40:19:07Dave [Xeros]Oh, we were just going to play this on the show but are you going that way?
22:40:20:2922:40:23:16Brin [GM]I can take it you guys playing like in a band or something
22:40:27:0322:40:29:13Chris [TBD]That’s a complicated question.
22:40:28:2422:40:34:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. I mean there’s bands and other stuff. Yeah, I mean
22:40:35:0322:40:37:27Brin [GM]like you guys look like runaways i like runways
22:40:35:1122:40:43:28Chris [TBD]Groups run away and never coming back again.
22:40:38:0322:40:41:07Dave [Xeros]yes, yes, we start playing the song Runaway.
22:40:43:1322:40:43:26Dave [Xeros]Little… Yeah.
22:40:44:2822:40:48:00Dave [Xeros]What? Yeah, okay. Who sings… Okay, yeah
22:40:45:1922:40:46:08Chris [TBD]Run away train?
22:40:48:2122:40:48:26Brin [GM]that
22:40:49:0222:40:50:12Dave [Xeros]What was the name of that band?
22:40:50:1222:40:53:11Brin [GM]he’s looking around he thought he heard you
22:40:52:1022:40:53:20Chris [TBD]I don’t remember who sang that.
22:40:53:0722:40:56:04Dave [Xeros]One way on a one-way track.
22:40:55:2222:40:57:17Steve [Nortle]is very nice oh right
22:40:58:1322:40:59:10Dave [Xeros]Put them away.
22:40:59:0122:41:00:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:40:59:1122:41:00:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:41:00:0122:41:02:15Brin [GM]Norto started dancing on accident and he’s
22:41:00:0622:41:01:14Chris [TBD]Just couldn’t help himself.
22:41:02:1522:41:04:16Dave [Xeros]Make another stealth check.
22:41:04:1422:41:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:41:06:0322:41:15:08Steve [Nortle]do i need to do you want me to do another check all right uh let’s see that is 16
22:41:08:2122:41:09:04Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah.
22:41:08:2522:41:14:22Brin [GM]It’s low, it’s only 12. Oh this makes me nervous you can always jump in the water
22:41:15:2022:41:16:06Chris [TBD]16.
22:41:17:0922:41:18:10Chris [TBD]Pretend he was a turtle.
22:41:17:1522:41:20:22Dave [Xeros]Seems like I should be getting somewhere.
22:41:20:2222:41:23:03Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t remember who sings this.
22:41:21:2322:41:24:17Dave [Xeros]Somehow I’m neither here nor there.
22:41:25:0222:41:27:20Brin [GM]music you guys can get on no charge
22:41:26:2522:41:35:18Jesse [Foulclaw]The cabin.
22:41:26:2822:41:29:12Chris [TBD]All right. We’ll keep playing.
22:41:30:0722:41:33:08Dave [Xeros]Okay, we’re going to get on. Never mind.
22:41:33:0922:41:36:03Steve [Nortle]sneak into the into the cabin again
22:41:35:2022:41:36:15Chris [TBD]Don’t do it again!
22:41:35:2922:41:40:11Dave [Xeros]Do you want us to keep playing for you? Yeah, of course.
22:41:38:2122:41:39:19Brin [GM]song requests
22:41:39:0922:41:39:29Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:41:40:2922:41:44:20Brin [GM]can you play this and he hands you a sheet of music
22:41:45:2822:41:48:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, do you want this in 4-4 time or do you want it in real time?
22:41:48:0922:41:49:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:41:50:0822:41:50:20Chris [TBD]Yep.
22:41:51:1422:41:55:05Brin [GM]you’re gonna have to roll for that shit just kidding okay hold on now
22:41:53:0822:41:54:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, there we go. All right, all right.
22:41:53:2222:41:58:09Dave [Xeros]Okay. Game on fairy man
22:41:56:2222:42:03:08Brin [GM]you look at this you look At This and it is not normal sheet music
22:42:03:0322:42:04:09Dave [Xeros]It’s house music
22:42:05:0122:42:08:11Steve [Nortle]It’s on Scrail. It’s got scales on Scrail.
22:42:08:2122:42:10:12Dave [Xeros]Oh, scales on scrail
22:42:08:2922:42:09:22Brin [GM]it’s written on
22:42:09:1722:42:10:16Chris [TBD]Scales on scale.
22:42:11:1022:42:16:04Brin [GM]It’s written on scrail paper. He does not know that you know what scrail is.
22:42:12:2222:42:13:09Dave [Xeros]Alright
22:42:16:0122:42:16:13Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:42:17:1022:42:20:21Dave [Xeros]Hey, what is this weird like
22:42:20:1222:42:21:24Brin [GM]Can you not play this?
22:42:20:1422:42:25:26Chris [TBD]I’m gonna accidentally drop it in the water like, Oh no! What? Whoa!
22:42:24:1422:42:31:05Brin [GM]I just want to get from a musician’s perspective Have you ever seen anything like this?
22:42:31:0222:42:36:13Dave [Xeros]seen his paper before these notes they’re doable Hey, let’s give this a shot.
22:42:38:2222:42:41:11Chris [TBD]I’m trying really hard not to look suspicious.
22:42:39:0922:42:40:20Brin [GM]And when you
22:42:41:2922:42:45:19Brin [GM]try to play this your instruments won’t play
22:42:46:0822:42:46:27Chris [TBD]What do you mean?
22:42:46:2622:42:53:25Dave [Xeros]Okay, we didn’t even roll for this. The thing is if I get a 30 on this my instrument will play this.
22:42:55:1122:42:56:04Brin [GM]pay the right notes
22:42:57:0722:43:01:10Chris [TBD]So, you’re saying is it because the notes are shifting around like what’s going on
22:43:02:0222:43:04:08Brin [GM]it’s written in a way that you can’t read it
22:43:06:0622:43:07:29Dave [Xeros]Do you have to comprehend languages, my friend?
22:43:08:0822:43:08:26Chris [TBD]I really do
22:43:09:1922:43:11:29Dave [Xeros]I’m pretty sure that music is a language.
22:43:11:1622:43:21:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I was thinking that maybe it was like the mergon music could only be played.
22:43:13:2022:43:15:04Dave [Xeros]It could… Yes.
22:43:23:1022:43:24:28Chris [TBD]Yeah yeah if I got it wet
22:43:24:2922:43:27:03Jesse [Foulclaw]an underwater thing.
22:43:25:2922:43:31:03Dave [Xeros]That’s great. Alright, I’m going to put a belt on and I’m gonna take my violin and jump into the water so I can play it under the water.
22:43:31:1422:43:32:04Brin [GM]not jack up your
22:43:32:0122:43:44:23Dave [Xeros]no not at all it’s golden yeah that’s fine
22:43:34:1822:43:38:21Steve [Nortle]DomCon Gonna be gonna be golden
22:43:41:2222:43:43:12Brin [GM]It’s a Mergonian song, though.
22:43:44:2322:43:48:11Dave [Xeros]if we’re under the water it should the notes should match up just fine right
22:43:48:1122:43:51:10Chris [TBD]something will happen I don’t know I’m nervous now
22:43:49:2622:43:58:23Dave [Xeros]yeah all right i’m gonna hey hey fisherman guy uh i’m going to just uh
22:43:55:2022:43:57:06Chris [TBD]This is gonna be a sound
22:43:58:1422:43:59:07Chris [TBD]Sicily’s memory
22:43:58:2522:44:00:12Brin [GM]Ah, just forget it. I can’t hear you.
22:44:00:1422:44:04:06Dave [Xeros]i’m just like trolling underneath trying to play
22:44:04:0622:44:05:22Jesse [Foulclaw]She has a motor?
22:44:05:1722:44:06:28Brin [GM]I made a huge mistake.
22:44:06:1722:44:10:05Chris [TBD]I mean, roll to see if you actually even can play it. Let’s find out.
22:44:08:2222:44:11:29Brin [GM]Yeah, that’s great. Go ahead and roll for something that you’re not going to get.
22:44:13:0422:44:14:10Dave [Xeros]if I get a nat 20
22:44:13:0622:44:13:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
22:44:14:2122:44:16:28Brin [GM]Okay. If you get an at 20 I’ll give it
22:44:17:1922:44:18:28Chris [TBD]TBD is just going to turn the paper.
22:44:20:0122:44:20:19Brin [GM]What’d you get?
22:44:22:0222:44:23:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:44:23:1722:44:24:18Chris [TBD]He got a nat one.
22:44:24:2522:44:26:04Brin [GM]Thank you God thank
22:44:27:1422:44:34:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, I didn’t get very high either. I’m turning it upside down. I’m looking at it this way again. It’s like, I’ve never seen anything like this. What is this?
22:44:31:0522:44:36:21Brin [GM]The freaking D&D gods have thus favored me with this position.
22:44:36:1222:44:40:06Steve [Nortle]That’s the first that’s the first Nat 1 of the game of tonight
22:44:39:2322:44:40:12Chris [TBD]Oh yeah.
22:44:41:2922:44:42:20Chris [TBD]What is that?
22:44:42:1222:44:44:04Brin [GM]Is this what it’s like?
22:44:43:2422:44:47:25Chris [TBD]This is not music. This is chicken scratch. What isthis?
22:44:49:1222:44:56:26Brin [GM]It’s all right. No, I’ve tried to show this to a few of the musicians and they can’t play it either.
22:44:57:1422:45:02:18Chris [TBD]a joke or something like that. It’s just, like, your sick way of making people think you’re cool?
22:44:58:2122:44:59:29Brin [GM]No, no, I just found it.
22:45:02:2422:45:13:29Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna take the notes that are written on the scroll paper and I’m just going to jot them down so that I can practice so next time I get on this damn boat I’m going to play this song for him
22:45:13:2922:45:15:27Dave [Xeros]I’m freaking rock his world
22:45:17:0422:45:17:20Brin [GM]Okay.
22:45:18:2522:45:19:27Chris [TBD]Yeah, I am.
22:45:19:2822:45:28:11Dave [Xeros]actually we’re going to rock him like a hurricane because we’re gonna drive into a hurricane and we’re going to rock that fucking hurricane.
22:45:21:2022:45:23:15Chris [TBD]There it is. That’s what I was waiting for.
22:45:27:2922:45:30:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, we’re gonna rock that hurricane. That’s it.
22:45:32:1722:45:34:08Dave [Xeros]So plan ahead, DM.
22:45:34:0922:45:40:25Jesse [Foulclaw]sounds great um meanwhile
22:45:36:0822:45:43:10Brin [GM]you if one of you want to try
22:45:36:2922:45:38:23Dave [Xeros]Make it a Shocknado or something.
22:45:38:1922:45:40:01Chris [TBD]A shark made over there.
22:45:43:0222:45:44:03Steve [Nortle]Nice try Jessica
22:45:47:2822:45:48:04Dave [Xeros]Yep.
22:45:48:1622:45:51:24Chris [TBD]I don’t want to do anything to piss him off. He threw us under the water last time.
22:45:52:0822:45:56:00Brin [GM]he does have little little gas
22:45:53:2622:45:55:13Dave [Xeros]He’s got an angry streak.
22:45:56:0822:45:59:07Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah it sounds like you could just play for him and wait
22:45:58:1722:46:00:17Chris [TBD]I’m continuing to play.
22:45:59:2622:46:03:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah, we’re playing. I mean, there we go.
22:46:02:2922:46:10:09Brin [GM]he’s up at the helm steering the boat right now listening to the sweet serenade of
22:46:10:1922:46:13:09Dave [Xeros]Well, that would be an unnatural 20.
22:46:14:1622:46:26:04Brin [GM]I would say you successfully steal this paper then stuff it in your pants and we’re cruising along headed towards the mountains I cannot believe
22:46:24:1522:46:25:27Chris [TBD]paper, it’s scrail.
22:46:26:0422:46:28:04Brin [GM]that it took us this long
22:46:29:1622:46:32:00Chris [TBD]I told you! It’s 1145.
22:46:30:0222:46:35:21Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we told you uh nortle and i
22:46:36:2422:46:38:11Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ve snuck onto the ship.
22:46:38:2122:46:40:06Brin [GM]yes please describe
22:46:39:2922:46:40:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
22:46:42:1922:46:47:09Steve [Nortle]moonwalked but no one could see me But it was very cool
22:46:44:1722:46:46:02Chris [TBD]It was so cool.
22:46:45:0922:46:49:10Dave [Xeros]I think I heard Nortle moonwalk onto the ship.
22:46:47:1722:46:51:21Brin [GM]thing I’ve ever heard okay Falclaw tell me
22:46:49:0522:46:52:09Chris [TBD]It’s kind of weird scraping and sliding.
22:46:53:1022:47:04:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I thought he’d probably see me flying like with like I have my silent feathers but it’s daytime and everything so I used my dom-com suit and I jumped into the water when the boat showed up
22:47:04:0322:47:05:18Steve [Nortle]Like a penguin
22:47:06:0622:47:08:11Jesse [Foulclaw]the ship like into the cabin
22:47:10:2122:47:14:29Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s yes Nortle and I had decided we want to go sneak into
22:47:11:2022:47:18:02Chris [TBD]he is while we’re playing. Yep.
22:47:12:1922:47:13:06Steve [Nortle]Yeah
22:47:15:0222:47:23:01Brin [GM]okay okay awesome is there anything you want a role you want look around
22:47:16:0322:47:17:24Dave [Xeros]while we’re playing you guys are in the cabin
22:47:17:1122:47:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah and we would like to yes all of the above uh
22:47:28:2422:47:31:19Steve [Nortle]would like to yeah, I’ll look around.
22:47:33:0322:47:40:06Brin [GM]ahead and roll investigation um falclaw you can roll for this as well
22:47:39:2522:47:41:12Steve [Nortle]I can’t find anything
22:47:40:2522:47:44:21Jesse [Foulclaw]okay can i use perception for this
22:47:43:1122:47:48:26Brin [GM]uh sure since you already investigated before i will allow perception
22:47:44:2122:47:55:04Jesse [Foulclaw]okay I get because I get a plus
22:47:52:1422:47:56:29Steve [Nortle]a total of
22:47:59:2822:48:00:28Steve [Nortle]four
22:48:02:0222:48:04:24Brin [GM]yeah you can’t even find lettuce in there
22:48:05:1622:48:09:06Steve [Nortle]I’m rather disappointed in this guy He’s got seaweed
22:48:10:0222:48:16:26Brin [GM]it’s wigweed actually yeah it’s dried it’s gross What did you get?
22:48:11:1622:48:15:11Steve [Nortle]Is it yellow? Harvested in the fall
22:48:13:0922:48:22:24Jesse [Foulclaw]i got a 14 yes what
22:48:18:0622:48:18:21Brin [GM]14.
22:48:22:2422:48:33:04Jesse [Foulclaw]did you get what did roll oh wait wait wait I can use I have a bonus action I’ve been wanting to use
22:48:23:0422:48:26:01Brin [GM]It’s close, it’s very close.
22:48:33:0022:48:35:10Chris [TBD]What did the fortune give you?
22:48:33:0422:48:45:02Jesse [Foulclaw]this but I had the shield yeah I used the fortune that gave me plus two but I have no not necessary not necessary
22:48:35:0022:48:35:28Brin [GM]Yeah, did anybody…
22:48:38:1922:48:42:22Dave [Xeros]can give you the help action too with us playing and like…
22:48:42:0722:48:52:02Chris [TBD]Oh, wait a minute. My fortune was my next thing I try is a success. I should have played that music.
22:48:51:2922:48:52:14Dave [Xeros]Yep.
22:48:53:2322:48:56:00Brin [GM]That’s too bad there.
22:48:55:2122:48:58:08Dave [Xeros]Now that we have the sheets we can take them out
22:49:00:1122:49:06:04Brin [GM]Yes, at a later time in the future endeavors in the futuro please
22:49:07:1722:49:11:23Brin [GM]and then I will even have a recording of it so that when you guys play it
22:49:10:0322:49:12:03Chris [TBD]Oh nice score.
22:49:13:0622:49:13:22Chris [TBD]Yeah.
22:49:14:2122:49:25:29Jesse [Foulclaw]have a an action i guess a reaction i don’t know does this apply here but i have a reaction that allows me it’s called bend luck
22:49:22:0422:49:22:29Steve [Nortle]probably not
22:49:25:2922:49:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]i can roll a d4 and kind of alter the score depending on what i roll can i use it here sweet i rolled a four so i got
22:49:33:2122:49:47:07Jesse [Foulclaw]an 18 my perception oh i
22:49:38:1822:49:43:08Brin [GM]in baden’s cabin you see all the same things but shit
22:49:41:0022:49:41:25Steve [Nortle]who’s cabin
22:49:46:1422:49:53:28Dave [Xeros]you saw a big plaque that said you say yeah above the above his bed
22:49:47:0722:49:50:26Jesse [Foulclaw]rolled an 18 that was his his name
22:49:48:1122:49:51:21Chris [TBD]You saw a big plaque that said Baden.
22:49:51:0622:49:52:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:49:51:0622:49:53:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:49:53:2822:50:05:11Dave [Xeros]it says master baden’s cabin don’t don’t touch don’t catch the sheets
22:49:54:1322:50:02:08Brin [GM]i didn’t mean to say that the ferryman no
22:49:58:1222:49:59:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:50:00:2922:50:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:50:01:1822:50:02:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:50:03:0822:50:09:08Chris [TBD]I’ll be 100% honest with you we all knew he was baited
22:50:06:0522:50:14:14Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m pretty sure i i riddled yeah we i riddled that out I riddled it out. Nope, sit down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:50:10:1222:50:14:12Chris [TBD]We all knew He was baiting We all know
22:50:14:0722:50:17:03Steve [Nortle]i didn’t know why this is news to me
22:50:16:1822:50:18:08Chris [TBD]Suck, I just hit the computer again
22:50:20:0822:50:22:26Chris [TBD]We all I even
22:50:22:0222:50:30:26Jesse [Foulclaw]no i just love it nordal fails his investigation check and then he looks up and he’s like, who’s Baden? And it’s just a name plaque across the wall.
22:50:29:0322:50:33:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:50:30:1222:50:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:50:30:2122:50:32:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:50:32:2322:50:35:20Dave [Xeros]Careful! You could probably crack his sheets in half.
22:50:32:2922:50:41:08Chris [TBD]What does that
22:50:36:1222:50:38:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh gosh. Gosh.
22:50:38:0222:50:42:19Brin [GM]you see we’re just gonna lay it out here on the table
22:50:42:2522:50:43:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet.
22:50:45:0422:50:46:25Steve [Nortle]my students watch
22:50:46:2822:50:58:13Brin [GM]of the same portraits that you saw at Castle Leary, the same family a son mother father and uh you connect the dots
22:50:57:0822:50:59:02Dave [Xeros]And tiny masturbating?
22:50:58:1322:51:08:03Brin [GM]good hell David gosh dang it Eros
22:51:04:0722:51:05:03Dave [Xeros]It’s Eros.
22:51:07:1922:51:11:18Chris [TBD]Yeah, who’s talking tonight? Is David talking or is it Amos?
22:51:11:2422:51:12:18Brin [GM]alright
22:51:12:2022:51:14:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I think you can mute any of our mics at any time actually.
22:51:14:0822:51:21:28Dave [Xeros]Nope, actually, I haven’t programmed the new mics in so she could try but it’ll just not gonna work. It’ll mess up everything.
22:51:15:2022:51:16:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:51:16:1822:51:17:26Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, there we go.
22:51:16:1922:51:19:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:51:23:1422:51:27:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh. Oh wow. This feels so nice.
22:51:24:1622:51:33:17Dave [Xeros]oh hey no i’m
22:51:25:0222:51:27:15Chris [TBD]There we go, all right, that’s cool.
22:51:33:1722:51:38:18Dave [Xeros]just saying like is it a picture of of like teenage masturbating or is it like
22:51:38:1822:52:07:00Dave [Xeros]uh younger version of masturbating can you
22:51:40:0222:51:41:19Chris [TBD]Don’t answer That, don’t answer
22:51:45:0222:51:52:12Brin [GM]You see their portraits and you see a book of ancestry like
22:51:45:0422:51:46:17Jesse [Foulclaw]So we see their portraits.
22:51:52:1222:52:01:14Brin [GM]a genealogy book. And this is property of House Leary, and you start to make the connection,
22:52:01:2122:52:02:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Right.
22:52:01:2222:52:13:03Brin [GM]okay? He’s got a journal in there, and this one you can read. It’s just basic male -male
22:52:06:0322:52:06:26Steve [Nortle]incriminating
22:52:07:0022:52:19:00Dave [Xeros]can we read this one it’s not in braille apparently
22:52:13:0322:52:19:21Brin [GM]chicken scratch. I had to make Aceross difficult because she’s a weirdo.
22:52:18:0322:52:24:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i wanna i want to try and look for anything that will explain like his background with
22:52:24:0222:52:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw]sicily like why they broke up or like that kind of stuff yeah
22:52:27:0222:52:36:11Brin [GM]So how about i will i’ll let you take his journal yeah okay so you can pocket that journal um it’ll
22:52:36:1122:52:48:06Brin [GM]take you a minute to read aka I will craft it and bring it next time is what I’m trying to say but you have a couple minutes to I almost said a bad word to
22:52:47:0822:52:49:14Chris [TBD]This song we’re playing is almost over.
22:52:49:0522:52:51:17Brin [GM]it’s almost over so you guys need to probably
22:52:49:2122:52:53:08Dave [Xeros]yeah yep rosie palmed that thing right out of there my friend
22:52:54:0322:52:58:16Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ve got the journal anything else that looks noteworthy or worthwhile
22:52:56:2722:52:58:13Brin [GM]and it does it says
22:52:59:0622:53:04:08Steve [Nortle]i got a four this place is boring there’s not
22:53:04:0822:53:34:06Steve [Nortle]there aren’t even any video games oh and
22:53:05:0122:53:09:27Brin [GM]and the reason he found out he was Baden is because it says love Baden at the bottom
22:53:09:2322:53:10:18Chris [TBD]Oh, man.
22:53:11:0822:53:16:24Brin [GM]you know, he signs his name at every page cause he’s a duke who thinks he’s important
22:53:16:2122:53:18:25Jesse [Foulclaw]yes very good okay
22:53:18:1922:53:18:19Chris [TBD]Aw!
22:53:22:0022:53:30:19Brin [GM]And you start to notice that a lot of these portraits Of the merfolk in his cabin Are Sicily
22:53:32:0622:53:33:27Dave [Xeros]that’s why he’s masturbating
22:53:34:0622:53:41:09Steve [Nortle]and we can and that’s and we recognize but
22:53:37:1222:53:38:06Brin [GM]Eros!
22:53:37:1422:53:40:00Jesse [Foulclaw]lord lord baden
22:53:39:2722:53:42:17Brin [GM]Shut the fuck up, Eros
22:53:40:0622:53:40:22Chris [TBD]No?
22:53:40:0722:53:40:23Dave [Xeros]Lord
22:53:43:2622:53:45:25Dave [Xeros]Baden in his photos of Sicily
22:53:48:1122:53:55:23Steve [Nortle]we wouldn’t have recognized Sicily the first time but now because god I got it
22:53:53:1222:53:56:19Chris [TBD]Now that we’ve wrecked that now, that’s it. That’s totally it.
22:53:56:0622:54:04:10Brin [GM]you’re starting to make the connection okay and there like we’re there are hundreds of drawings
22:53:58:0722:53:59:16Dave [Xeros]it’s a bit of a creep
22:53:58:2722:54:00:24Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
22:54:01:1022:54:02:14Chris [TBD]Still in love.
22:54:04:0522:54:06:02Dave [Xeros]oh okay so they’re drawings
22:54:04:1022:54:15:04Brin [GM]of her it’s obsessed okay and you also are seeing um he has um what do you call that
22:54:06:0022:54:08:05Steve [Nortle]well yeah
22:54:15:0422:54:22:07Brin [GM]like a count you know like the one two three four in a slash through when they’re just cute Tally marks, thank you.
22:54:19:1122:54:21:08Steve [Nortle]the tally marks
22:54:22:1422:54:29:15Dave [Xeros]you were like the count from Sesame Street you know that I am called the count
22:54:23:1222:54:23:27Brin [GM]No.
22:54:25:1722:54:26:21Chris [TBD]They’ll go there.
22:54:31:1622:54:40:07Brin [GM]All right, Sesame Street. Zip it. There’s a tally on the wall and above it, it says kills.
22:54:32:2922:54:34:24Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s a tally on the wall
22:54:35:1122:54:36:10Chris [TBD]One, two, three.
22:54:36:1622:54:38:17Steve [Nortle]and it’s covers
22:54:41:2322:54:42:17Jesse [Foulclaw]uh-oh
22:54:43:0222:54:54:29Brin [GM]And there’s hundreds of tally marks. Okay? And there’re just a few burlap sacks on the ground. Okay?
22:54:45:1622:54:48:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I think I know what these
22:54:47:2922:54:49:11Dave [Xeros]it’s all about taxes
22:54:50:2222:54:55:21Chris [TBD]With those scales in them?
22:54:56:1522:55:06:21Brin [GM]Do you want to look inside? they’re full of mergonian scales okay so he is
22:54:57:2322:54:58:11Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
22:55:01:2022:55:02:09Chris [TBD]Oh man.
22:55:04:2022:55:05:08Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
22:55:06:2122:55:08:25Brin [GM]doing something with these
22:55:10:0822:55:15:00Dave [Xeros]should we play an encore I think we should play it. Yeah, yeah, the encore.
22:55:12:2322:55:14:08Chris [TBD]Yeah we gotta keep playing.
22:55:14:1522:55:18:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to load up Nortle’s shell with as many scales as we can carry
22:55:18:2222:55:20:17Dave [Xeros]Just like glue them on the back.
22:55:19:1222:55:21:25Brin [GM]these are these are
22:55:20:2922:55:27:29Steve [Nortle]oh can we do that I mean
22:55:21:1322:55:22:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:55:23:2822:55:33:26Jesse [Foulclaw]well i don’t we might cause yeah and if the mergons see it i feel like this could be some
22:55:25:1022:55:30:01Brin [GM]i probably wouldn’t do it i wouldn’t Do It on ship that would be probably not a
22:55:30:1622:55:33:28Steve [Nortle]I’m technically invisible that is not my shell
22:55:33:2622:55:41:06Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of like cultural appropriation or something i feel Like It Would Probably Be Inappropriate to just paste your their scales
22:55:39:2922:55:43:03Dave [Xeros]Put the Murgh on and then make sure he has a giant Chiefs hat
22:55:42:0722:55:43:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:55:44:0522:55:44:21Chris [TBD]jeez
22:55:45:2422:55:53:16Steve [Nortle]um I feel like if I could get scrail plating on my armor
22:55:53:2422:55:58:12Steve [Nortle]My AC would need to just naturally jump up by like at least two, maybe three.
22:55:58:1922:56:01:17Brin [GM]not even joking you it will if You guys made armor out of this stuff.
22:56:02:2422:56:08:27Brin [GM]It’s unbelievably tough, and it’s extremely lightweight too.
22:56:04:0622:56:05:19Dave [Xeros]to line my pants with it.
22:56:05:2122:56:11:28Jesse [Foulclaw]okay we’re loading up nortal’s shell do you want us to roll like a percentage dire and see how much we can take with this
22:56:11:2022:56:12:06Brin [GM]Yes!
22:56:12:2922:56:15:07Dave [Xeros]There is a thing called scale mail by the way.
22:56:13:1422:56:14:27Steve [Nortle]Do you want do you want to do the honors?
22:56:14:1322:56:19:05Brin [GM]You both can roll for how much you want to carry, yeah?
22:56:15:0222:56:15:27Chris [TBD]scale now
22:56:18:1522:56:19:01Steve [Nortle]OK.
22:56:20:1122:56:20:29Steve [Nortle]Grail mail.
22:56:22:0422:56:23:29Steve [Nortle]Just have to find someone who can forge it.
22:56:24:2422:56:28:03Brin [GM]Every time I say Sicily, my iPad thinks I’m saying Siri,
22:56:25:1722:56:35:26Jesse [Foulclaw]what the heck we’re even we were equally yoked
22:56:28:2322:56:29:09Steve [Nortle]78.
22:56:28:2922:56:32:04Chris [TBD]mine has gone off a couple times too
22:56:35:2522:56:37:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:56:37:1122:56:38:12Steve [Nortle]Like with eggs.
22:56:38:2822:56:45:27Jesse [Foulclaw]no like the scriptures i wrote 71
22:56:43:1122:56:44:09Steve [Nortle]Never heard of them.
22:56:46:1022:56:59:12Steve [Nortle]I rolled 78 take between
22:56:48:1122:56:49:03Brin [GM]All right.
22:56:50:0622:56:53:09Dave [Xeros]when you said equally yoked I thought that was like muscles
22:56:51:0522:56:57:20Jesse [Foulclaw]we take most of them that’s where it sounds like if we take like three quarters of the scales.
22:56:56:2522:57:03:18Brin [GM]Okay, awesome. They’re like I said they’re very lightweight so if you were to put them in a bag of holding
22:56:59:1222:57:03:06Steve [Nortle]71 and 70 feathers.
22:57:03:1822:57:09:21Brin [GM]I mean you pick up this burlap sack and it’s like feathers okay?
22:57:08:0622:57:16:13Dave [Xeros]nothing and if you had two bags of holding
22:57:08:2922:57:10:08Steve [Nortle]It’s like picking you up.
22:57:13:0622:57:15:13Chris [TBD]one in a bowling ball at the same time.
22:57:18:2322:57:23:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Awesome, okay, I guess we’re staying concealed until we…
22:57:21:0722:57:24:23Brin [GM]You’re probably out of time Baden is coming down the steps again
22:57:25:2222:57:32:07Chris [TBD]Encore! How could we refuse? Oh my god, absolutely an 18 plus 3 yeah that’s a 21
22:57:31:2922:57:36:03Brin [GM]realized I didn’t even ask where you guys were going Where do you want me to take you?
22:57:34:1022:57:41:18Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh that was a 30 17 plus Yeah, 29.
22:57:37:1022:57:38:01Brin [GM]No it wasn’t
22:57:39:0222:57:43:28Chris [TBD]We want to go to the Cliffs of Insanity, no not the Clips of InsanITY Cave
22:57:43:0222:57:59:28Steve [Nortle]29 29 is not 30 i mean
22:57:45:1022:57:49:00Dave [Xeros]On our encore I just rolled a 29. Cliffs of Insanity.
22:57:46:0022:57:48:13Chris [TBD]What was it called again? Yeah
22:57:48:0122:57:55:06Brin [GM]30 is the highest that you can roll in D&D so basically it’s the most ridiculous
22:57:51:1122:57:53:03Dave [Xeros]In D&D 30 is the highest
22:57:56:2122:58:01:09Brin [GM]success you can get your endeavor will succeed
22:57:59:2822:58:08:25Steve [Nortle]there well and i mean i can’t remember if they like
22:58:00:0722:58:02:04Chris [TBD]I mean he could have gotten higher
22:58:01:1022:58:05:14Dave [Xeros]You can roll higher than that but like 30 is typically the cap.
22:58:08:2522:58:15:12Steve [Nortle]if this was in the actual book but it was like roles can never make things that are impossible
22:58:15:1222:58:21:17Steve [Nortle]just occur so you could be like yeah i’m just gonna my mom shows up 30 here she is like
22:58:23:0322:58:33:06Steve [Nortle]yeah but i mean if you were planning on him coming down and he rolls a 29 then he’s going to turn around and go back to that encore. That’s a logical
22:58:34:0622:58:46:02Steve [Nortle]overriding of what you were trying to do. I mean, you could always have the difficulty be 30 if you desired And then we just won’t roll
22:58:45:1722:58:49:20Dave [Xeros]And then I will only roll, what? Performance.
22:58:46:0222:58:47:23Steve [Nortle]We’ll just role play the whole time
22:58:49:1522:58:50:08Steve [Nortle]Performance, yeah
22:58:52:2222:58:54:00Dave [Xeros]I’m going to make a performance roll.
22:58:55:2822:59:00:04Jesse [Foulclaw]sounds like we hear him coming and we maybe need to get out of there. Like he’s going to come in here eventually.
22:59:00:2922:59:03:07Dave [Xeros]He comes in there all the time.
22:59:06:0822:59:09:28Steve [Nortle]Shouldn’t we just go out the way Shouldn’t WE just go out the Way that we came in?
22:59:11:1322:59:14:13Jesse [Foulclaw]boat’s not to the destination yet.
22:59:11:1522:59:12:08Steve [Nortle]I’m invisible
22:59:14:0622:59:15:13Steve [Nortle]Look at my eyes
22:59:14:1822:59:16:05Dave [Xeros]away straight. Come on.
22:59:15:2022:59:19:16Chris [TBD]They’re coming back
22:59:16:1622:59:18:24Steve [Nortle]When you talk to me No, I’m over here.
22:59:20:2122:59:22:26Dave [Xeros]One way on a runway.
22:59:21:2122:59:23:01Steve [Nortle]Now I’m over here!
22:59:22:0322:59:30:04Brin [GM]really that’s music sounds great are you guys out of the cabin yet do i need to make you roll
22:59:22:1322:59:25:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah, you’re invisible. I’m sorry.
22:59:23:1022:59:26:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:59:25:2722:59:26:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:59:27:1122:59:33:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I can’t find Nortel. i can’t find him he’s invisible he’s lost
22:59:31:2922:59:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:59:33:2722:59:36:16Steve [Nortle]You just see these rails disappearing?
22:59:41:1722:59:43:14Steve [Nortle]Come on, let’s go up the stairs now.
22:59:43:2922:59:51:10Jesse [Foulclaw]uh okay he’s visible i’m gonna cast silent image in front of him where i think he is and myself
22:59:52:1122:59:55:26Jesse [Foulclaw]so that when he walks in it looks like kind of the normal back wall
22:59:57:1323:00:06:27Brin [GM]awesome so uh he comes over and he double he comes up and he’s checking to see if the cabin door is locked he sees that it’s not
23:00:01:2023:00:02:03Chris [TBD]of the song.
23:00:09:1723:00:10:20Chris [TBD]They’re locked in.
23:00:10:2123:00:12:24Dave [Xeros]He was afraid his mom was going to check his room.
23:00:13:2323:00:15:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:00:14:1523:00:23:28Jesse [Foulclaw]you are you next to me where are you behind that image i’m casting
23:00:25:0823:00:26:06Steve [Nortle]I am now.
23:00:30:1923:00:37:11Jesse [Foulclaw]if you’re on my right side or am I okay all right now don’t go anywhere
23:00:38:1123:00:46:25Brin [GM]right so you guys are locked in there but the windows do open so you can get out of there if you want. You just need
23:00:46:2523:00:54:12Brin [GM]to check it okay we are approaching our destination where are
23:00:47:1923:00:50:08Dave [Xeros]When God closes a door, he opens a window.
23:00:55:0523:01:09:29Jesse [Foulclaw]caves of insanity nice
23:00:57:0223:00:58:11Chris [TBD]of ashes.
23:01:01:1323:01:04:28Brin [GM]on now hold on no we’re almost there we’re gonna make it
23:01:06:1223:01:09:05Brin [GM]all you guys this is so trippy I was staring at the wrong
23:01:09:2123:01:10:10Dave [Xeros]Other way.
23:01:10:2923:01:11:24Chris [TBD]Oh, that’s it.
23:01:11:1623:01:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw]nice yeah
23:01:12:2623:01:24:23Brin [GM]Yeah this is it! Yeah okay… Okay so you’ve traveled from here It’s been a good like hour and a half You made it
23:01:12:2723:01:14:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, right there.
23:01:13:2423:01:14:20Dave [Xeros]Oh, are we going down there?
23:01:15:1023:01:16:14Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s where the caves are
23:01:15:2323:01:17:06Chris [TBD]Caves of ashes
23:01:25:2423:01:27:22Brin [GM]You’re on your way to the caves
23:01:29:0023:01:31:12Brin [GM]You locate You hike up
23:01:34:0023:01:43:17Brin [GM]We’re not going to do anything This is taking too long I’m not gonna describe your travel because all of you won’t shut up. You talk so damn much. I love it.
23:01:40:0923:01:40:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:01:43:0423:01:46:03Dave [Xeros]We’re just gonna do the crunk leg walk.
23:01:44:1423:01:46:18Brin [GM]You’re going to, you come, that’s right.
23:01:47:0623:01:54:27Jesse [Foulclaw]no it’s it’s the end when they like they’re chasing each other and then all of a sudden they’re like well I don’t know how we got here this doesn’t make
23:01:48:1923:01:51:22Chris [TBD]See, you can’t escape it.
23:01:51:2623:01:55:26Dave [Xeros]It’s like, oh! It doesn’t make any sense. It just happened.
23:01:56:0023:01:57:09Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah that’s what we are
23:01:57:0823:01:58:06Brin [GM]That’s right, okay.
23:01:58:2623:02:00:02Steve [Nortle]counts and doesn’t make any sense.
23:02:00:2123:02:06:23Brin [GM]you come to the entrance of the cave. Let me pull up this map in here.
23:02:07:0023:02:10:08Dave [Xeros]We start singing Albie The Racist Dragon
23:02:10:0223:02:13:12Chris [TBD]How the race is dragon?
23:02:11:2623:02:21:00Dave [Xeros]part six for the no it should be under
23:02:14:1123:02:15:24Steve [Nortle]Is that another Flight of the Conchords?
23:02:15:0123:02:16:11Chris [TBD]It sure is.
23:02:16:0723:02:24:15Brin [GM]um is it in global Dave desolation
23:02:22:0623:02:22:26Dave [Xeros]um
23:02:25:0323:02:29:24Dave [Xeros]nope, the other one Devotion and then chapter four Yep, there you go.
23:02:28:2723:02:36:12Brin [GM]get you go you’re amazing activate okay
23:02:30:2723:02:31:15Dave [Xeros]It’s got folders.
23:02:36:1723:02:38:21Dave [Xeros]I really wanted to head all the way over to Yerlin though.
23:02:43:1123:02:45:20Dave [Xeros]That is actually the name of the Vale Tear.
23:02:46:1723:02:47:01Steve [Nortle]Really?
23:02:46:2223:02:51:24Dave [Xeros]It’s not a real… it’s just the Vale Terre. Vale Tail Yerolin should.
23:02:52:2423:03:01:10Brin [GM]if this will let me does this let me zoom at all it’s taken a second to load anyways you come
23:02:58:2123:02:59:11Dave [Xeros]It will.
23:03:01:1023:03:07:25Brin [GM]to the entrance of the cave it’s very dark you hear like trickling of water
23:03:07:0723:03:13:11Steve [Nortle]When they get off do the two of us be like… Thanks, Baden. We’d like walk off.
23:03:15:1223:03:17:22Jesse [Foulclaw]we could both fly
23:03:17:2923:03:22:02Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I figure we actually just fly out the window and then meet up with these guys.
23:03:25:2623:03:26:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I think so
23:03:28:0323:03:28:28Chris [TBD]makes you feel better.
23:03:31:0923:03:32:23Dave [Xeros]I’m Payton! Oh!
23:03:32:2523:03:42:06Chris [TBD]when i was doing the hooded figure i kept saying she all the time la donna as you know thing and i kept saying yeah she’s running this and i’m like oh
23:03:39:0523:03:40:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
23:03:40:1623:03:47:28Brin [GM]it’s so bad I was just like Baden’s cabin cash
23:03:47:2123:03:56:02Dave [Xeros]Well, that’s like you’re entering into it in a video game and the title came up. I mean, it’s kind of… You have now entered Baden’s cabin.
23:03:52:2423:03:53:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:03:55:1923:03:58:05Chris [TBD]this is good this is good what
23:03:57:0023:04:06:08Brin [GM]bad we’re fine okay this will load eventually hopefully okay um this is kind of spooky and smells weird
23:04:00:1223:04:00:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, well.
23:04:06:0823:04:14:14Brin [GM]it’s like you getting what you’re smelling like tons of different types
23:04:06:2023:04:07:25Steve [Nortle]That’s not my fault.
23:04:09:1623:04:10:21Dave [Xeros]It’s Baden’ s fault.
23:04:17:0923:04:18:22Chris [TBD]something smells familiar
23:04:21:0723:04:23:11Chris [TBD]in my childhood.
23:04:21:1623:04:32:11Brin [GM]but it still smells like cave -like. Like you know, like damp earth when you’re hiking the best. Wow this map we’re trying here.
23:04:32:2423:04:33:12Dave [Xeros]That’s okay.
23:04:33:2623:04:43:04Brin [GM]You go to the entrance and as you… It’s kind of like a I’ll just describe about a little bit since it’s not pulling up yet. It’s just
23:04:34:2323:04:35:22Dave [Xeros]We do theater of the mind.
23:04:43:0423:04:52:19Brin [GM]a long kind of like corridor hallway maybe there’s a load now, it’s doing something over here. You round the corner
23:04:52:1923:05:03:03Brin [GM]and you see something very strange There’s a table in the center. It has candles
23:05:04:2123:05:07:12Brin [GM]There’s food prepared at the table
23:05:07:1323:05:10:04Dave [Xeros]Wow. She actually did buy your dinner first.
23:05:09:2123:05:20:04Brin [GM]There’s rug. There’s a couch there’s chairs there’s a fireplace over in the corner there’s like a hot spring okay it looks very
23:05:20:0423:05:23:18Brin [GM]cozy. It’s very homey okay
23:05:21:1523:05:33:09Dave [Xeros]I’m running. I just dive. Uncle Scrooge into that when I land. I’m just going to like turn my fire on and just boil it even more Just to get it up to like 400 degrees
23:05:26:0723:05:27:06Brin [GM][laughter]
23:05:30:2423:05:40:08Brin [GM]oh okay no one else can enjoy it now There was a fire place arrows he could have sat in there
23:05:33:0923:05:34:18Dave [Xeros]And we should be like
23:05:37:2323:05:45:28Chris [TBD]That’s what he did, sis? is? I thought that’s. Oh, oh.
23:05:41:1123:05:42:25Steve [Nortle]No, he jumped in this spring.
23:05:41:2523:05:42:29Dave [Xeros]It’s a hot spring
23:05:43:1223:05:54:28Brin [GM]okay um it’s still not loading that’s okay over in the corner you see a massive green dragon
23:05:49:0923:05:52:03Dave [Xeros]Start scrubbing all the mergon off of me
23:05:55:2723:05:57:02Dave [Xeros]It is Albie
23:05:55:2923:06:05:11Chris [TBD]Don’t touch his tail. She’s a fat dragon. Man,
23:06:01:0123:06:01:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
23:06:04:1123:06:15:29Brin [GM]a fat fat dragon okay around her it’s very weird there’s tons of food around here there’s like a thanksgiving turkey on the ground
23:06:05:1223:06:16:26Chris [TBD]I love these fatties. Gluttonous
23:06:05:1723:06:07:22Dave [Xeros]Never trust A fat dragon
23:06:15:2923:06:24:03Brin [GM]like a big cheese wheel it looks delicious we’re talking gourmet
23:06:17:2623:06:20:12Dave [Xeros]Has it been cooked or is it Just a dead turkey
23:06:20:2923:06:21:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Cheese will?
23:06:24:2723:06:26:10Steve [Nortle]Ghost of Christmas present.
23:06:26:2923:06:27:19Brin [GM]yes
23:06:27:1523:06:28:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:06:27:2223:06:30:18Steve [Nortle]She said come in and know me better man!
23:06:30:2123:06:31:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:06:31:0623:06:33:01Brin [GM]that’s really how she talks
23:06:33:0823:06:34:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:06:33:1823:06:35:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:06:34:1223:06:44:28Brin [GM]I didn’t even make that this is fantastic you see her pick up this Thanksgiving turkey and she swings her tail around. Stinger comes out
23:06:44:2823:06:52:28Brin [GM]and she injects her food with something but then it like looks, it’s like green mist coming out of it and she takes a big bite
23:06:52:2823:06:57:23Brin [GM]of it. Actually she’s overweight so she just eats
23:06:59:1823:07:03:06Steve [Nortle]I’m going to do a constitution check To see if that makes me sick To my stomach
23:07:05:1423:07:06:07Steve [Nortle]I’m okay
23:07:06:0223:07:07:20Chris [TBD]enough it doesn’t to me.
23:07:08:2423:07:13:14Steve [Nortle]No, it’s just the fact That she’s eating What you just excreted Uh
23:07:15:2623:07:17:12Steve [Nortle]Got an I got a 19
23:07:16:0823:07:22:20Dave [Xeros]really not the question. You know like you don’t need to eat your feelings. There are other ways of getting that out.
23:07:22:1023:07:23:17Steve [Nortle]Or your fluids
23:07:23:2723:07:32:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah I mean this is – are you okay? Do you need help? Do you want to get into a 12-step program maybe?
23:07:32:1323:07:33:17Chris [TBD]A 12 step program?
23:07:34:0223:07:43:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah you don’ t look like you’re okay. Can we help? I’m just going to boil all the water more. Yeah, yeah. Like the jazzercise?
23:07:37:1823:07:40:10Chris [TBD]1-800-JENNY number or something like that is in coffee?
23:07:40:2523:07:42:11Steve [Nortle]Weight watchers worked for me
23:07:44:0523:07:45:05Brin [GM]are you saying
23:07:45:2223:07:47:16Dave [Xeros]No, no, not at all.
23:07:46:1723:07:48:24Steve [Nortle]Yes Pretty hot and tempting
23:07:51:1123:07:52:12Dave [Xeros]Except not.
23:07:52:1123:07:54:06Chris [TBD]From one reptilian to another.
23:07:53:2023:07:56:27Steve [Nortle]Hey Don’t ick someone else’s yum Okay
23:07:57:0323:07:57:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:57:0623:08:01:01Dave [Xeros]You can yum the hell out of that. It’s fine.
23:07:59:1123:08:00:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:08:02:2323:08:11:28Steve [Nortle]She’s got a very attractive color i like
23:08:05:2123:08:10:02Dave [Xeros]Is she green or is she red? Okay, I see.
23:08:11:2823:08:15:24Steve [Nortle]how we’re having this conversation like you’re in this boiling hot spring and i’m
23:08:15:2423:08:57:01Steve [Nortle]on the other side of the cavern cho papa
23:08:17:1623:08:27:20Brin [GM]and you can see as she picks it up more food just starts too it like rolls from behind her and just appears again there’s more
23:08:17:2423:08:22:29Chris [TBD]Up here.
23:08:26:2323:08:30:07Dave [Xeros]It’s just food. It’s not love
23:08:32:1123:08:34:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Where’s all your food coming from?
23:08:36:0623:08:41:03Brin [GM]cast a spell and now i get to eat whatever i want
23:08:41:0623:08:47:14Dave [Xeros]know when like chorus they have those little things that kind of trolley out it’s all the sushi and it goes around in circles?
23:08:47:2723:08:55:06Brin [GM]It’s something like that. Hold on, I gotta get my dragon voice on. What does she sound like? Overweight.
23:08:49:0723:08:51:11Dave [Xeros]Do you have a little asian man back there?
23:08:51:2423:08:55:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you know Cho Mama?
23:08:57:0123:09:04:10Steve [Nortle]uh it’s when you say butter
23:08:57:0223:08:59:01Brin [GM]No, I don’t want to do overweight voice.
23:08:59:2523:09:01:13Dave [Xeros]What is overweight voice?
23:09:04:0023:09:04:11Dave [Xeros]Oh!
23:09:04:1023:09:19:16Steve [Nortle]daughter
23:09:04:2823:09:08:08Chris [TBD]Oh, what’s up guys? Oh, yeah. It’s so good.
23:09:06:1023:09:14:11Dave [Xeros]It’s so delicious. I just want to eat all the things Just put them on my mouth
23:09:09:1023:09:11:26Chris [TBD]I just want to eat everything I see. That’s so gut.
23:09:14:1223:09:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:09:14:1523:09:15:18Chris [TBD]Yeah. There we go. That’s it.
23:09:15:1123:09:17:08Dave [Xeros]I just got to salivate a little bit.
23:09:18:1123:09:19:03Chris [TBD]That’s all good.
23:09:18:1623:09:19:14Dave [Xeros]Oh, my gosh.
23:09:19:1623:09:40:17Steve [Nortle]yeah i
23:09:19:1923:09:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t
23:09:19:2223:09:25:17Brin [GM]That’s the one, that’s the One. Okay, no, no She’s a Dragon. She’s got some class, hopefully.
23:09:22:1123:09:26:18Dave [Xeros]You know what?
23:09:22:2323:09:23:03Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:09:27:2223:09:29:12Brin [GM]Why are you here?
23:09:28:2223:09:30:26Chris [TBD]All right. Now I’m going to roll Constitution. Oh gosh.
23:09:32:0523:09:37:12Dave [Xeros]That’s a really good question. I just came for the hot spring. I heard there was like a hot spring here
23:09:36:2123:09:38:18Brin [GM]Do you want to play a game?
23:09:40:1723:09:40:25Steve [Nortle]do
23:09:41:2123:09:43:03Chris [TBD]Wait. Why are we here again?
23:09:43:1023:09:53:29Steve [Nortle]oh well we gotta we all right yeah we want to know if ashes is actually something that someone would eat, or if it’s like…
23:09:45:0823:09:50:26Chris [TBD]We were sent here by Millie’s mom, Ashes.
23:09:45:2723:09:46:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Ashes!
23:09:53:2923:09:55:26Steve [Nortle]What did you call it? A megalophore.
23:09:54:1523:09:55:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Well,
23:10:01:0923:10:03:14Dave [Xeros]because you eat too much
23:10:03:1423:10:06:17Steve [Nortle]Because you have visitors who don’t know good words?
23:10:08:1623:10:10:08Brin [GM]are the last thing that she ate
23:10:10:1123:10:11:01Chris [TBD]Who is she?
23:10:14:1923:10:15:00Chris [TBD]Sushi.
23:10:15:0623:10:23:07Dave [Xeros]is that why you’re sad it’s because of Sicily
23:10:16:0323:10:17:19Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s referring to sicily
23:10:18:2623:10:20:10Brin [GM]that’s the one
23:10:20:1923:10:20:29Steve [Nortle]Oh.
23:10:23:1123:10:26:29Steve [Nortle]Did she break your heart? That little wench.
23:10:24:2923:10:33:09Jesse [Foulclaw]uh why can you tell us uh why is she had to eat ashes
23:10:26:1623:10:28:11Dave [Xeros]did she make you eat her eggs
23:10:28:2023:10:29:26Steve [Nortle]Sorry, I misunderstood.
23:10:35:1523:10:41:24Brin [GM]she didn’t have a choice they burned her yeah basically
23:10:39:0923:10:40:07Dave [Xeros]She ate herself?
23:10:41:2323:10:44:11Steve [Nortle]Wait, she’s made of skrael that can’t…
23:10:43:1623:10:46:00Brin [GM]She was in love with my son.
23:10:47:1323:10:49:15Jesse [Foulclaw]who’s your son
23:10:47:1523:10:48:04Dave [Xeros]Okay.
23:10:50:0023:10:57:04Chris [TBD]oh i don’t think we never asked who the what the what race the leery’s were no we saw pictures of
23:10:50:0223:10:51:08Dave [Xeros]Obviously a dragon.
23:10:57:0423:11:04:17Chris [TBD]them yeah yeah yeah millie’s
23:10:57:1323:10:58:29Brin [GM]My son was a dragon.
23:10:58:2623:11:02:09Jesse [Foulclaw]no what’s her name hold us this they were human right mill
23:11:02:1423:11:08:23Steve [Nortle]Millie? Okay!
23:11:02:2523:11:05:01Dave [Xeros]She just said that she’s a dragon,
23:11:05:0623:11:08:10Brin [GM]Yeah, why don’t you all have a seat at the table?
23:11:12:1523:11:15:07Dave [Xeros]to the water and boil it more.
23:11:15:0723:11:17:27Brin [GM]We can’t play the game unless you sit at the
23:11:20:2423:11:27:22Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna cast detect magic or someone else cast detect magic
23:11:23:1323:11:30:22Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i would like to cast detect magic yes
23:11:30:2223:11:37:26Jesse [Foulclaw]please uh -oh okay for the generation you
23:11:32:1223:11:32:23Brin [GM]for it.
23:11:37:2623:12:00:24Jesse [Foulclaw]sense presence magical effects than 30 feet or yourself everything’s
23:11:41:0123:11:45:20Brin [GM]Okay, so you… I’m not… yeah. This whole place is magical.
23:11:46:1923:11:54:21Chris [TBD]my imagination is running and wild.
23:11:46:2623:11:48:11Brin [GM]I can’t believe this hasn’t loaded yet.
23:11:49:1523:11:52:15Brin [GM]I guess it doesn’t really matter. I mean, it doesn’nt really matter
23:11:50:2323:12:01:29Dave [Xeros]if it’s on there it’ll load eventually It’s probably a big map
23:11:54:1923:11:56:11Brin [GM]I do have it on here
23:12:01:2923:12:08:09Dave [Xeros]Oh no, I need to get all this shit working.
23:12:11:0823:12:21:22Brin [GM]enough just joking okay um you detect magic all up in this cave okay especially this
23:12:20:1223:12:21:28Dave [Xeros]What kind of magic is it?
23:12:21:2223:12:30:19Brin [GM]this table these plates yeah no
23:12:25:1723:12:26:15Chris [TBD]It’s illusory.
23:12:26:0623:12:29:21Dave [Xeros]Is that illusory magic? So she’s eating nothing.
23:12:30:1923:12:39:08Brin [GM]she’s not she’s overweight yeah she’s just she is sad sadness eating because
23:12:32:2023:12:34:10Dave [Xeros]She’s just eating her own tears.
23:12:36:1523:12:37:11Dave [Xeros]Jelly beans?
23:12:38:2523:12:40:20Chris [TBD]That’s we all know our jelly beans.
23:12:39:0823:12:44:29Brin [GM]she feels guilty okay it’s all stemmed from guilt
23:12:43:1923:12:47:17Dave [Xeros]Are you the one that burned Sicily? Did you like blow fire on her or something?
23:12:51:0023:12:52:07Dave [Xeros]You can’t burn a journal.
23:12:52:2923:12:56:06Brin [GM]she doesn’t know that though
23:12:55:0923:12:55:15Dave [Xeros]All right.
23:12:57:0423:13:07:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, fat and sassy when we first got here but now
23:13:00:0823:13:02:00Brin [GM]let’s play our game first
23:13:03:1023:13:06:10Brin [GM]a little something about taste
23:13:07:1523:13:08:15Dave [Xeros]About taste?
23:13:07:1923:13:09:08Chris [TBD]she was sad and dumpy.
23:13:08:1523:13:13:14Steve [Nortle]Yeah, come on guys. I think I spot a nice head of romaine lettuce over there.
23:13:11:1823:13:20:03Brin [GM]I think you’re all here to figure out what happened but in order to do that you have to master a certain sense
23:13:20:1123:13:22:19Chris [TBD]Heck yeah. Taste
23:13:21:2623:13:29:26Dave [Xeros]Ah, yeah. I got a mask to taste instead of baiting.
23:13:22:2623:13:26:17Steve [Nortle]Humor. Fashion?
23:13:30:0523:13:34:28Jesse [Foulclaw]finish which skill
23:13:34:1723:13:43:28Dave [Xeros]That’s fine, okay. Yeah, I’ll wipe off the mergon smell and just kind of make my way over there.
23:13:35:2123:13:38:07Brin [GM]okay? You gonna come out of the hot spring
23:13:44:1123:13:46:14Brin [GM]this is a hot spring. You mean the sulfur smell
23:13:46:1023:13:50:08Dave [Xeros]Well no, like I cleansed myself after getting out of the sea.
23:13:48:0023:13:49:15Steve [Nortle]No, he likes that smell.
23:13:51:0923:13:53:09Brin [GM]Like cleansing off the salt water
23:13:53:0023:13:55:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah, that’s it. It’s like taking a hot shower.
23:13:55:1123:14:05:05Brin [GM]Yeah man, the hot springs are the bomb diggity It’s good for the skin Sure, yeah, you absolutely can
23:13:55:1823:13:57:01Chris [TBD]I’m still wearing the Dom Con.
23:13:58:1423:13:59:16Dave [Xeros]Yep. Mmm.
23:13:59:1623:14:11:01Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah can i put my dom -com suit on before we do this it’s a zipper okay
23:14:06:0523:14:08:03Dave [Xeros]All of my heart is like…
23:14:06:2723:14:17:15Brin [GM]a dom con loves the hot springs by the way anyways you all sit at the table okay when
23:14:10:0923:14:11:18Chris [TBD]Oh, nice.
23:14:13:2023:14:14:29Dave [Xeros]Yes, it does.
23:14:16:0923:14:18:11Dave [Xeros]Hot Springs is like its own DomCom.
23:14:17:1523:14:26:09Brin [GM]when you sit down you see in front of you you start
23:14:26:0923:14:30:12Brin [GM]you see what a meal appear on your plate
23:14:30:1723:14:31:28Chris [TBD]Do you want me to say what it is?
23:14:33:0523:14:37:27Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, I can say it. Holy crap! I haven’t had this since I was a kid. It’s cheese chips!
23:14:38:1223:14:39:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:14:38:1923:14:43:11Brin [GM]chips okay dave i mean eros
23:14:39:1123:14:50:03Steve [Nortle]Well please tell me
23:14:42:0523:14:43:04Dave [Xeros]Cheese chips?
23:14:43:0323:14:44:07Chris [TBD]Cheese chips. Yep.
23:14:45:1223:14:47:00Chris [TBD]Melting cheese on chips. It’s cheesecake.
23:14:48:0123:14:51:05Dave [Xeros]Does everyone else see it or are we the only ones that see it?
23:14:50:0323:14:56:15Steve [Nortle]you’re saying potato chips. Right the chips are potato chips though. Oh come on!
23:14:52:0823:14:59:24Chris [TBD]chips tortilla chips they’re not nachos cheese chips are not nacho
23:14:54:1223:14:55:13Dave [Xeros]They’re nachos.
23:15:00:0723:15:00:16Brin [GM]different
23:15:01:2323:15:03:14Steve [Nortle]A very common misconception
23:15:02:1823:15:04:04Chris [TBD]very common
23:15:07:2923:15:18:12Brin [GM]when i was younger we had cheese chips and we would cook them in the microwave. And it was not the same as nachos. And you had to eat it when they’re hot because if you didn’t, the cheese would get all rubbery
23:15:11:2123:15:15:11Chris [TBD]they are not the same thank you
23:15:18:0523:15:23:04Chris [TBD]fine window
23:15:18:1223:15:22:19Brin [GM]and gross. So you only have like a 90-second window that
23:15:23:2823:15:27:27Steve [Nortle]because immediately you burn yourself so it’s got to cool but not too much.
23:15:28:2323:15:31:09Dave [Xeros]Does everyone else see it or is just me
23:15:29:1323:15:37:10Brin [GM]there. Everyone sees it. When you sit down, your food appears. Dave? I mean Eros what appears on
23:15:38:2423:15:44:08Dave [Xeros]I just look down, and I have like a little jelly bean that falls out of my eye.
23:15:45:2523:15:51:02Dave [Xeros]I’m like… I look up at the dragon, and am like are you kidding me?
23:15:48:2623:15:56:11Brin [GM]love Jilly Billies, it’s not me,
23:15:54:2523:16:03:02Dave [Xeros]I peel the tortilla back a little bit and then look inside and it’s melted shad balls
23:15:56:0123:16:04:03Chris [TBD]oh yeah
23:15:56:1123:16:02:17Brin [GM]it is your senses, not me.
23:16:04:1323:16:07:23Dave [Xeros]inside of our tortilla with unicorn meat.
23:16:13:0723:16:14:22Jesse [Foulclaw]and a quesadilla over there.
23:16:13:1323:16:16:14Chris [TBD]It’s not nachos it’s cheese chips very different.
23:16:14:2123:16:16:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:16:16:1223:16:27:06Dave [Xeros]A what? Oh, yeah. Okay. It’s manticore meat. Yeah. Manticore meat is fine. Yep. That’s fine.
23:16:20:0523:16:26:17Brin [GM]alright? Because what I read that was like perfect. Okay, I did do research on this, I just can’t remember
23:16:26:1723:16:32:27Brin [GM]it right now i’ll look it up in a second um when and then nortel sits down what do you see nortal
23:16:36:1923:16:46:21Steve [Nortle]Um, it’s a no, no. It’s just pasta. It’s juste a pasta.
23:16:40:2423:16:41:05Chris [TBD]puking?
23:16:46:2723:16:53:23Chris [TBD]I thought this was supposed to be your favorite meal totally
23:16:47:2923:16:49:09Steve [Nortle]It’s jus…
23:16:52:2023:16:57:16Brin [GM]what what type of pasta do you want me to say this right now
23:16:53:2923:16:56:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I think Nortle is getting emotional.
23:16:56:1723:16:57:21Steve [Nortle]Yes please!
23:16:59:1723:17:04:02Brin [GM]it appears that the pasta that appeared on his plate is tortellini
23:17:04:2423:17:05:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:17:05:2223:17:07:28Steve [Nortle]A tear starts to roll down my face.
23:17:08:0923:17:09:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:17:09:0523:17:10:25Dave [Xeros]You are the most
23:17:10:0023:17:12:25Steve [Nortle]Poor little guys they never had a chance.
23:17:14:0523:17:21:19Brin [GM]gosh please the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life okay foul claw sits down
23:17:14:1423:17:16:29Dave [Xeros]it’s like the most vain narcissistic thing
23:17:19:0523:17:19:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice.
23:17:20:0723:17:27:23Chris [TBD]Tortellini yeah, yeah
23:17:23:2423:17:32:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I also see chips that they’re… Oh my gosh. Fried mouse ears and waffles?
23:17:34:0823:17:35:08Jesse [Foulclaw]This is
23:17:37:0123:17:38:29Jesse [Foulclaw]very nostalgic.
23:17:41:0623:17:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I haven’t had this for so long.
23:17:41:1723:17:47:16Brin [GM]then at the end of the table, you see on one of the plates
23:17:48:2423:17:56:09Brin [GM]Then this was here before. I mean when you guys all first walked in You just didn’t notice it until now but there’s a carrot cake sitting at the
23:17:59:2623:18:07:21Dave [Xeros]doesn’t have the hands to eat it that’s true it just looked really gross uh
23:18:02:2223:18:03:24Steve [Nortle]need a mouth to eat.
23:18:07:2523:18:11:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, that’s my argument.
23:18:15:0423:18:15:16Dave [Xeros]argument
23:18:17:0223:18:17:20Jesse [Foulclaw]So
23:18:18:0123:18:29:06Brin [GM]In order to master the sense of taste. You have to be able to tell the memory associated with your food
23:18:29:0623:18:36:25Brin [GM]but taste can give you an advantage with your deception in your lies
23:18:37:1423:18:47:01Brin [GM]okay? It can help you deceive if you can master it and that’s what I’m going to help you do today
23:18:47:0123:18:51:16Brin [GM]and if you can master this, I will tell you what you want to know.
23:18:53:1223:18:56:12Brin [GM]And honestly, I just want someone to sit at the table with me.
23:18:59:0723:19:05:08Dave [Xeros]probably get more dates if you left the cave every once in a while and like really
23:19:03:1523:19:05:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:19:03:1823:19:07:12Steve [Nortle]If I can reach her paw I will pat it.
23:19:07:1723:19:10:03Jesse [Foulclaw]a beautiful dragon
23:19:08:0723:19:08:29Brin [GM]You can’t.
23:19:10:2623:19:11:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:19:12:1223:19:14:26Steve [Nortle]That’s true. Very nice.
23:19:13:2423:19:15:20Chris [TBD]she’s like all right i’ll swing that way
23:19:18:2623:19:22:10Brin [GM]Okay. We’re going to start with you. Are you ready or do you want me
23:19:21:0923:19:25:29Chris [TBD]okay i’m ready i’m ready do i have to do uh
23:19:23:2423:19:24:06Brin [GM]All right.
23:19:25:2323:19:27:12Brin [GM]We’re playing our little game
23:19:27:1423:19:31:22Chris [TBD]yeah and the dragon needs to guess this or they need to guess
23:19:31:1723:19:37:24Brin [GM]They Need To Guess It and whoever guessed the most right will get their reward at the end.
23:19:38:2923:19:41:29Chris [TBD]i’m so excited to tell you all about this delicacy
23:19:43:0923:19:50:08Chris [TBD]way back in the royal courts of Frostbjorn. There was a big problem back in our childhood where
23:19:51:1423:19:53:20Chris [TBD]the peasants of the land were starving
23:19:54:2523:19:55:29Chris [TBD]and they just
23:19:57:0223:20:05:07Chris [TBD]couldn’t figure out how to feed everyone so there was something very common, cheese cheese was very, very common back then
23:20:05:1423:20:06:27Dave [Xeros]And Frostbjorn?
23:20:08:1523:20:19:18Chris [TBD]but no one really liked to eat it but if we did it would have saved us right so the royal courts decided hey we are going to invent this thing called cheese chips
23:20:19:1823:20:29:14Chris [TBD]and we’re not going to allow anybody else to eat it these peasants are gonna think oh this is good you want some of that they can’t have it right and there was a trick that they played on all of us
23:20:29:1323:20:30:14Steve [Nortle]Reverse psychology.
23:20:30:1023:20:41:09Chris [TBD]and uh we stole those cheese chips all the time when we ate so many cheese chips didn’t die of starvation it’s pretty cool so that’s that’s one fact
23:20:34:0123:20:39:01Dave [Xeros]It’s a Black Swan event with the cheese chips.
23:20:41:0823:20:41:24Jesse [Foulclaw]wow
23:20:42:0523:20:47:09Chris [TBD]The next fact is that cheese chips are nachos, one and the same. It’s a fact, okay? Yeah.
23:20:48:1223:20:49:08Dave [Xeros]the truth right there.
23:20:48:2223:20:58:10Chris [TBD]And then the final thing was that cheese chip became so popular that we used them as currency in the back alleys and on the playgrounds of my elementary school, Ice Ridge Elementary.
23:20:58:2223:20:59:04Steve [Nortle]Right, Richard?
23:20:59:0123:21:00:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:20:59:0123:21:00:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:20:59:0123:21:01:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:21:02:2323:21:06:07Chris [TBD]Those are my three facts about my favorite dish, cheese chips.
23:21:03:1723:21:09:08Dave [Xeros]Question, are we supposed to try to trick people or no?
23:21:11:1423:21:14:03Jesse [Foulclaw]we want only one of us gets the reward
23:21:11:2923:21:13:09Chris [TBD]So they got to guess what?
23:21:13:1723:21:20:14Brin [GM]Whoever, yes. So you guys will all guess and whoever gets the most correct guesses
23:21:22:0723:21:25:17Brin [GM]we’ll get the reward. That’s kind of backwards but you know.
23:21:27:1023:21:34:24Chris [TBD]number one was Royal Courts of Frostbjorn invented cheese chips to entice the peasants to eat more cheese which was found in surplus.
23:21:36:0423:21:44:19Chris [TBD]Number two, cheese chips are nachos, one and the same. And number three, cheese chip became the currency of back alleys and playgrounds everywhere
23:21:44:1923:21:48:08Chris [TBD]in elementary schools specifically mine, Ice Ridge Elementary.
23:21:50:1423:21:52:26Brin [GM]All right Dave which one do you think is the truth?
23:21:56:0523:21:58:11Dave [Xeros]I’m going to have to go with just
23:22:00:2923:22:02:10Dave [Xeros]I’ll go with number three.
23:22:03:2823:22:04:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah
23:22:05:1023:22:09:08Brin [GM]Number three for Dave I mean Eros sorry I keep calling you Dave
23:22:12:2323:22:16:15Brin [GM]Alright Nortle 1 2 or 3
23:22:20:0823:22:21:01Steve [Nortle]Number 1
23:22:21:1923:22:21:27Chris [TBD]one.
23:22:28:1923:22:38:16Chris [TBD]based on a true story in history. Do you guys know that one? Potatoes! Yeah, and England, I think it was England or Ireland, the people
23:22:41:0823:22:43:15Chris [TBD]the townsfolk were starving. They didn’t have any food.
23:22:43:2623:22:44:24Dave [Xeros]the potato famine
23:22:45:0223:22:55:21Chris [TBD]Potato famine. And no one ate potatoes because they hated them. They were disgusting, right? So the king planted potatoes because there were super easy to grow and grew really fast
23:22:56:1023:23:07:01Chris [TBD]and he planted the potatoes And he told the peasants He’s like, hey you guys should eat these Please, this will solve our famine problem Nobody would eat them
23:22:58:0623:23:01:10Brin [GM]survival food man you can live off potatoes for so long
23:23:02:0623:23:03:11Dave [Xeros]the martian
23:23:07:0123:23:18:01Chris [TBD]Until he put guards in front of him to guard them And then all of a sudden the peasant thought This must be good food They’re guarding them And they would go stir the potatoes and eat them It was a totally true story
23:23:20:0623:23:23:15Chris [TBD]But in my story it’s completely false
23:23:25:1623:23:27:00Chris [TBD]Number three is the correct story
23:23:27:0323:23:34:08Brin [GM]oh 100 if
23:23:28:1123:23:32:21Chris [TBD]Way to go. Which means you all agree that cheese chips are not nachos?
23:23:34:1623:23:35:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:23:35:1123:23:40:01Dave [Xeros]I actually only didn’t select that because I know you don’t believe
23:23:36:0223:23:38:25Jesse [Foulclaw]was just the way you defended it
23:23:39:0323:23:42:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, exactly, 100%. You’re playing the game.
23:23:40:0923:23:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:23:45:2623:23:48:08Chris [TBD]Wait, was I supposed to say what it was? Okay, yeah, yeah.
23:23:50:1623:23:51:22Chris [TBD]Eros guessed correctly.
23:23:55:1223:24:07:04Dave [Xeros]my turn you have no idea alright so this is
23:23:57:0923:23:57:29Brin [GM]I can tell
23:24:00:0423:24:00:29Chris [TBD]I’m very scared.
23:24:01:2423:24:03:22Brin [GM]all right one two and three
23:24:07:0423:24:18:26Dave [Xeros]a delicacy where I grew up in Pearl. It is a hand -rolled tortilla with melted shad balls and manticore meat
23:24:10:1723:24:12:01Chris [TBD]Remind me what it is that’s in front of you.
23:24:14:0223:24:21:02Chris [TBD]Chad balls and math corny. Got it.
23:24:18:2623:24:27:28Dave [Xeros]it’s like a yeah yep so in the back alleys and pearl there was this recipe that circulated for
23:24:20:1323:24:21:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Manticore?
23:24:27:2823:24:38:21Dave [Xeros]years and years and yours it was called shad balls had been lost during the forgotten hour and so someone ran into this in the oracle library it was actually just a cookbook
23:24:38:2123:24:48:25Dave [Xeros]and it was just nothing but cheese like everyone just was like wow this is an entire cookbook about cheese and there was a lot of goats in the area so like hey you know we can make cheese and then
23:24:48:2523:25:00:19Dave [Xeros]they started figuring out, okay, well let’s put this in a pan. Let’s make this unleavened bread. Flatten that thing out and then we’ll put some… And oddly enough it was like a bunch of different types of meat.
23:25:00:2223:25:11:00Dave [Xeros]So they had manticore. They had unicorn. It was very, very expensive meat so it’s just like you know, some of the stuff people don’t even really want to eat but they just eat it anyway and so they would put this
23:25:11:1123:25:22:07Dave [Xeros]and they would hang it over a fire and let it slowly golden brown cook when you cook at an A marshmallow, right? And it would just make that fat
23:25:22:0723:25:33:29Dave [Xeros]just drip off of the meat. And then the shad balls would melt inside of it and the tortilla would harden and then you’d have a snack that you could take with you all day because it’s all in one piece.
23:25:34:1923:25:46:08Dave [Xeros]I mean little kids would eat this. Well, I mean like all the really rich kids would walk around town with these things and make fun of the other kids that weren’t rich. But yeah, that’s number one.
23:25:48:1523:25:49:06Dave [Xeros]Number two
23:25:50:1123:25:55:04Dave [Xeros]So when I was traveling and I landed in Old Town for the very first time,
23:25:57:0223:26:01:02Dave [Xeros]I saw this beautiful blonde Aesemir.
23:26:02:0323:26:05:10Dave [Xeros]And she just struck up a conversation with her. She’s gorgeous.
23:26:06:1523:26:09:03Dave [Xeros]And she was sitting at a table at a tavern
23:26:08:2823:26:09:08Chris [TBD]Gorgeous.
23:26:11:1323:26:23:09Dave [Xeros]and she just said, hey, we had this. I shared some of my liqueur that I could pull right out of my pants And she’s like, you know what? I don’t have anything to give you. So do you want to try this?
23:26:23:2223:26:35:12Dave [Xeros]It’s brand new. It just came across from Irithesa. And I’m like, oh, that’s really interesting. And I took it from her and I’m going to eat anything this lady gives me. And so I took a bite in it.
23:26:36:1923:26:45:14Dave [Xeros]It was one of those things where it melts in your mouth, not in your hand. It’s nice crusty outside. It just was phenomenal.
23:26:45:2923:26:46:23Brin [GM]Krispy Kreme donut.
23:26:46:2423:26:58:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah. And so ever since then, I’ve had a huge crush on blonde Ace of Man’s because it was the very first time that I ever ate this crunchy shad ball with delicate meat inside.
23:26:59:0723:26:59:29Dave [Xeros]That’s number two.
23:27:00:2923:27:01:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
23:27:01:2723:27:02:16Dave [Xeros]Number three.
23:27:04:0323:27:04:26Dave [Xeros]Number three.”
23:27:05:0423:27:06:06Chris [TBD]in the dress
23:27:06:0723:27:17:15Dave [Xeros]Okay, so when I was growing up in Pearl—it was way back in the day. I was like four or five years old running around. My brothers and sisters would beat the shit out of me every other day. and I’m like walk home
23:27:17:1523:27:28:06Dave [Xeros]and I go cry to my mom oh my gosh did this to me again I was obviously the kid that no one wanted to be around
23:27:28:0623:27:39:26Dave [Xeros]so she would hand make these cakes right then she would put shad balls inside of them but then she’d just
23:27:39:2623:27:41:29Dave [Xeros]go to the freezer oh my god
23:27:47:0023:27:57:06Dave [Xeros]meat that was not going to get like thrown out to the servants or whatever and she lay it inside there and then she would roll it up and hand it to me and she’d say, do it. I’m like, do what?
23:27:57:0823:28:07:17Dave [Xeros]She’s like, you know what to do. And so I would turn my hand on fire and it would just cook inside of my hand until it got nice crispy golden brown all the cheese melted inside of it
23:28:06:2723:28:13:06Chris [TBD]Can you describe what your mother looked like in this story?
23:28:07:1723:28:18:00Dave [Xeros]and she’s like alright and she take one bite of it and I could eat the rest. Do you want me to describe what my mom looked like in this story? Alright
23:28:18:0123:28:19:08Brin [GM]he has a thing for all the women.
23:28:18:2823:28:22:02Chris [TBD]TBD’s got a cougar streak, you know?
23:28:22:2023:28:26:15Dave [Xeros]Well, I mean she was an ace of me. She never really aged
23:28:26:0623:28:27:03Chris [TBD]Okay.
23:28:26:2423:28:27:29Brin [GM]Oh, okay.
23:28:28:0323:28:34:22Dave [Xeros]and when she died she didn’t actually die it was just you know she had an accident that’s when she died but
23:28:30:2523:28:31:26Chris [TBD]Yeah
23:28:36:1623:28:47:24Dave [Xeros]she had beautiful like white and gold wings which is kind of flaked and then always on her face she had this what is it
23:28:47:2423:28:50:16Dave [Xeros]these freckles that were made out of gold
23:28:51:2123:28:52:07Chris [TBD]Nice.
23:28:52:0723:28:53:06Brin [GM]I like it.
23:28:53:1223:28:54:20Dave [Xeros]anyway that’s number three
23:28:55:0423:28:58:11Jesse [Foulclaw]he reminded me what number one was the number one
23:28:57:2023:29:06:14Dave [Xeros]So number one was, yeah. Was in Pearl. Yeah and then Ace of Miranidius And then Mom
23:28:59:1723:29:01:02Steve [Nortle]Delicacy in Pearl
23:29:02:1523:29:03:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Pearl, Ace of Mir.
23:29:11:0823:29:13:01Brin [GM]Who wants to go first? We’re guessing.
23:29:13:2123:29:14:29Steve [Nortle]I’m going to guess
23:29:14:2723:29:17:18Chris [TBD]my fingers up for which one I think is the truth.
23:29:17:1623:29:18:08Steve [Nortle]mama.
23:29:19:1123:29:19:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh!
23:29:20:2623:29:21:01Brin [GM]Okay.
23:29:21:1223:29:22:28Chris [TBD]That’s me as well, that’s three.
23:29:24:1223:29:26:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna guess
23:29:28:2623:29:29:22Brin [GM]Foul Claws 1
23:29:32:1323:29:34:23Brin [GM]Nortle and TBD are 3
23:29:35:0223:29:39:26Jesse [Foulclaw]is where Eros gets his thieving hands from. Stealing chat balls from the rich kids.
23:29:37:2223:29:41:01Brin [GM]Drumroll What was the truth?
23:29:41:1523:29:43:20Chris [TBD]Yeah! I knew it.
23:29:43:0623:29:43:21Brin [GM]Truth
23:29:45:2023:29:54:13Chris [TBD]You didn’t talk to no Ace of Mir in the streets of Old Town? You would have wet your pants. Boy.
23:29:51:0623:29:51:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:29:58:0323:30:03:25Dave [Xeros]Oh TBD I grew up with blondies I wet more than my pants
23:30:01:2223:30:02:13Chris [TBD]I know.
23:30:03:2123:30:06:02Chris [TBD]It wasn’t… I’m not talking about Pete.
23:30:06:2423:30:15:12Brin [GM]okay holy shit all right let’s keep this pd up in here everybody okay just kidding there’s no such thing
23:30:07:0823:30:08:12Chris [TBD]You wouldn’t have been able to talk.
23:30:14:1323:30:14:25Steve [Nortle]a first.
23:30:16:0623:30:19:09Chris [TBD]Justin Timberlake would have been singing a song in the hallway of a grocery store,
23:30:18:0323:30:20:12Dave [Xeros]good PG pretty good
23:30:20:1223:30:21:09Chris [TBD]dancing with them off.
23:30:23:2423:30:25:01Chris [TBD]Andy Samberg backing him up.
23:30:27:1623:30:34:20Dave [Xeros]that to Brynn She didn’t watch it Yeah. Just ate a grape and I, my pets.
23:30:28:2723:30:29:08Chris [TBD]What?
23:30:31:2323:30:42:02Steve [Nortle]Okay, okay.
23:30:33:2723:30:34:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:30:35:2123:30:41:00Brin [GM]um yes i know i didn’t i didn watch it we’ll get around to
23:30:39:2123:30:40:19Chris [TBD]It is hilarious.
23:30:41:2223:30:42:11Chris [TBD]It’s hilarious.
23:30:43:1423:30:46:18Steve [Nortle]I am not gonna do this in Nortle’s voice
23:30:48:2123:30:56:22Steve [Nortle]okay no it’s fine I’ll do it
23:30:53:2723:30:55:04Chris [TBD]to do it with noises? Is that what you said?
23:30:56:1223:30:56:29Brin [GM]do it however
23:31:02:2423:31:06:03Steve [Nortle]First he’s gotta get his emotions under control
23:31:08:2423:31:17:23Steve [Nortle]Tortellini has a deep important place in my heart first off
23:31:17:2323:31:25:14Steve [Nortle]as a young hatchling i would sometimes collect
23:31:25:1423:31:31:29Steve [Nortle]different pieces of pasta and the one that was always hardest to find was the tortellini so when
23:31:31:2923:31:39:16Steve [Nortle]I finally got a piece of tortelline I was like I’ve got them all. I am the very best
23:31:39:1623:31:47:18Steve [Nortle]like no one ever was then uh
23:31:42:1523:31:43:02Dave [Xeros]them all
23:31:47:1823:31:55:04Steve [Nortle]i had an unfortunate experience wherein oh yeah that
23:31:53:2623:31:54:12Chris [TBD]this number two?
23:31:55:0423:32:02:20Steve [Nortle]was number one number two yes number two number
23:31:55:2123:31:55:26Chris [TBD]Okay.
23:32:02:2023:32:14:16Steve [Nortle]two um one of the things that uh when i when
23:32:06:0523:32:06:22Brin [GM]do it
23:32:20:2923:32:22:24Chris [TBD]This music with his emotions.
23:32:22:0123:32:23:17Brin [GM]that’s so good
23:32:25:0823:32:32:05Steve [Nortle]uh and uh i because of its shape i would always just call it shell yeah
23:32:33:2623:32:45:13Steve [Nortle]and it wasn’t until i was a little bit older when i learned that it was actually made out of tortles no i stopped eating it after that but what i
23:32:45:1323:32:56:18Steve [Nortle]did well it has a place in my heart so it’s not the same as a favorite and also number three you missed
23:32:49:1123:32:50:21Dave [Xeros]all right that’s that’s okay
23:32:51:0823:32:53:01Chris [TBD]That’s like when Falco ate an egg this morning.
23:32:54:0223:32:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I did not eat an egg!
23:32:56:1823:33:04:27Steve [Nortle]out they’re really good Anyway, so number three was when my grandma passed
23:33:04:2723:33:08:24Steve [Nortle]away at the funeral meal.
23:33:10:1423:33:12:11Steve [Nortle]They served tortellini.
23:33:13:1723:33:22:12Steve [Nortle]Tortellini – I understood that tortellinis weren’t made out of tortellins. But tortellinis was Meemaw’s favorite.
23:33:23:1823:33:29:03Steve [Nortle]And so every time I see it, I think of her like the end.
23:33:30:2923:33:33:03Chris [TBD]That’s my guess of the truth.
23:33:33:0523:33:35:29Brin [GM]TBD you want two alright
23:33:34:1623:33:34:29Chris [TBD]Number two.
23:33:36:0223:33:37:27Chris [TBD]He puked when he looked at his plate.
23:33:38:0523:33:43:29Brin [GM]okay eros
23:33:39:1523:33:45:28Chris [TBD]Or not puking but dry heat. And he’s like, that’s my reasoning.
23:33:43:2223:33:44:19Jesse [Foulclaw]he was getting emotional.
23:33:44:0523:33:50:02Dave [Xeros]i was just i was gonna say number two just because of the shell yeah but yeah number two
23:33:49:1623:33:52:06Brin [GM]number two bowclaw
23:33:53:2023:33:54:27Jesse [Foulclaw]What was number one again?
23:33:55:2023:33:56:13Steve [Nortle]Okay. Pokemon.
23:33:56:0523:33:56:20Dave [Xeros]Pokemon
23:33:57:0823:33:59:29Brin [GM]He’s got to catch them all. He’s going to catch all the tortellini.
23:33:58:1723:33:59:27Dave [Xeros]he caught them all
23:33:59:2323:34:01:20Chris [TBD]Although he does want all those tarot cards.
23:34:03:1423:34:04:23Chris [TBD]He is kind of a collector.
23:34:08:1123:34:15:18Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i really want it to be number one i don’t think it is but i’m going say number one because i really i really wanted to be
23:34:13:1923:34:15:06Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:34:17:2023:34:19:25Brin [GM]All right, moment of truth, Nortle.
23:34:22:1723:34:33:16Steve [Nortle]a very smart man, and I didn’t know what tortellini was. We just called it shell yeah! It was number two Yeah
23:34:30:0623:34:31:02Chris [TBD]Number two!
23:34:31:1023:34:32:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:34:33:2423:34:38:23Chris [TBD]Now did you dry heaved when you looked at it? Was that… I said I picked up on that. All right.
23:34:38:2523:34:42:25Jesse [Foulclaw]was just getting oddly emotional like i can’t tell if he’s
23:34:42:2523:34:51:18Jesse [Foulclaw]crying for the first time or if he is you don’t know it’s a
23:34:43:2123:34:45:17Chris [TBD]No, he was like… Yeah.
23:34:46:0323:34:51:18Brin [GM]Eros and TBD you are tied for two so this is kind of going to be the tiebreaker here
23:34:48:2723:34:52:19Chris [TBD]Oh, awesome. Okay, what does the winner get?
23:34:54:1523:34:55:12Brin [GM]You’ll see
23:34:55:0623:34:57:22Chris [TBD]Maybe we don’t want to win. The dragon will eat us.
23:34:57:2323:34:59:04Brin [GM]my dragon-ey voice
23:34:59:1323:35:01:14Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to go jump back in the pot
23:35:02:1123:35:05:11Chris [TBD]Heat yourself up, go for it. Arrow soup.
23:35:05:0323:35:07:29Brin [GM]One, Two And Three Fowl Claw
23:35:08:1223:35:13:21Jesse [Foulclaw]so on my plate i have fried mice ears and waffles
23:35:14:0223:35:14:22Chris [TBD]Golly.
23:35:14:1623:35:15:17Dave [Xeros]chicken and waffles
23:35:16:1423:35:24:04Jesse [Foulclaw]there you go um and as you know valclaw was raised in the monastery right
23:35:23:0923:35:23:26Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:35:25:1523:35:32:12Jesse [Foulclaw]this was sort of a monastery exclusive you know you couldn’t really get this anywhere else
23:35:29:2323:35:30:03Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:35:32:0023:35:34:06Chris [TBD]Normally you were getting the Lord’s cheeps.
23:35:32:1223:35:42:01Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yeah um i mean the chips were common but the waffles with the chips this was you know
23:35:33:2823:35:38:05Dave [Xeros]or just crackas
23:35:42:0123:35:48:28Jesse [Foulclaw]just wasn’t really practiced anywhere else so um it was somewhat rare it was kind of a special
23:35:48:2823:35:59:17Jesse [Foulclaw]like occasion when we would get this um and when like i have this for the first time
23:35:59:1723:36:09:21Jesse [Foulclaw]like we would have this during a mass or something, right? Like a religious celebration of sorts. This would come out and so
23:36:11:1223:36:17:24Jesse [Foulclaw]some of my earliest conversion experiences are associated with chicken and waffles
23:36:19:1523:36:20:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:36:21:0723:36:21:28Dave [Xeros]and
23:36:21:1823:36:22:08Brin [GM]mice and waffles
23:36:22:0223:36:23:04Chris [TBD]I believe!
23:36:22:0223:36:24:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, mice and waffles
23:36:26:0623:36:37:16Jesse [Foulclaw]So that’s number one Number two I was kind of a loner kid right like the other orphans right um and so
23:36:37:1623:36:46:22Jesse [Foulclaw]dinner time meal time that was kind of only time to like interact with other students other orphams and stuff so the only time we really
23:36:46:2223:36:57:17Jesse [Foulclaw]had a chance to make friends or like get any friends as a kid was when we had mice and waffles That kind of brought us together. That’s number two.
23:36:58:0323:37:07:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Number three is when I was really young, there was one day when I accidentally spilled my plate, knocked my plate over
23:37:07:1923:37:16:25Jesse [Foulclaw]and the syrup from the waffles it stained my robes and I was beat by the nuns in the monastery
23:37:18:0423:37:23:23Jesse [Foulclaw]for ruining and disgracing the robes of idiots so that’s number three
23:37:20:0923:37:21:15Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah.
23:37:22:1623:37:24:09Chris [TBD]All right, I’m voting.
23:37:25:2723:37:27:04Brin [GM]okay
23:37:26:0723:37:26:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:37:26:1323:37:37:07Chris [TBD]Number three for sure no just the syrup on his robes how could you forget that you’d never forget that
23:37:27:2623:37:37:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it was just the whole plate but syrup is what stained the robes yeah
23:37:30:0623:37:31:06Dave [Xeros]like the miceears?
23:37:37:0823:37:38:25Chris [TBD]because nuns is scary
23:37:39:2823:37:42:16Brin [GM]our arrows let’s say you three
23:37:46:0523:37:47:14Brin [GM]Norto
23:37:49:2023:37:57:24Steve [Nortle]i’m gonna say number one it says you could you converted because of food that’s the only thing that makes sense to me.
23:37:57:0323:37:58:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:37:57:1723:37:59:00Jesse [Foulclaw]normal logic
23:38:00:0323:38:02:26Jesse [Foulclaw]um yes
23:38:04:0723:38:04:28Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
23:38:06:1223:38:10:14Jesse [Foulclaw]same way we get spiritual nourishment physical nourishment
23:38:11:1623:38:13:27Jesse [Foulclaw]converts as well i guess
23:38:13:2123:38:14:24Chris [TBD]it’s number one
23:38:15:1323:38:25:10Dave [Xeros]Oh, wow. I thought you were going for like an all of a twist thing where it was just like, you know, please, sir, can I have some more?
23:38:16:1523:38:17:25Steve [Nortle]That’s a three-way tie!
23:38:20:1523:38:25:08Steve [Nortle]Gail just sent a picture of cheesy chips to me, by the way.
23:38:24:1223:38:34:13Chris [TBD]yeah well in the comments she says now i want cheese chips so she delivered man And she went and did it. Way to go, way to go Queen’s Closet.
23:38:28:2423:38:31:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:38:30:1223:38:31:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:38:35:0323:38:36:14Steve [Nortle]That’s my girl.
23:38:36:0923:38:37:21Brin [GM]a microwave
23:38:38:0323:38:38:18Dave [Xeros]Is that
23:38:39:0223:38:40:05Brin [GM]23 seconds
23:38:39:1023:38:40:21Steve [Nortle]That is a three–way tie.
23:38:40:0623:38:44:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i think you guys all i don’t think i got it even right
23:38:43:2423:38:45:04Steve [Nortle]You didn’t get one.
23:38:44:2423:38:46:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:38:45:1323:38:46:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:38:46:0023:38:46:26Brin [GM]a single one
23:38:46:1823:38:50:19Jesse [Foulclaw]i only can pick up on the truth about deception so
23:38:50:1923:38:58:24Jesse [Foulclaw]so i get
23:38:57:1123:38:58:11Chris [TBD]I’m very scared.
23:38:58:2423:39:08:18Jesse [Foulclaw]the prize because i wait i
23:38:59:1823:39:05:04Brin [GM]has mastered the sense of taste the bird
23:39:05:2123:39:06:04Chris [TBD]Bird?
23:39:08:2423:39:10:09Dave [Xeros]can’t tell what a lie is?
23:39:11:2123:39:12:15Brin [GM]mixed up
23:39:12:1923:39:13:21Chris [TBD]It’s all a lie.
23:39:13:1923:39:15:13Brin [GM]because you guys got a three-way tie
23:39:16:0023:39:16:12Chris [TBD]Oh.
23:39:17:2923:39:18:24Chris [TBD]You’re the winner.
23:39:18:2623:39:19:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:39:19:0623:39:22:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i somehow am the winner
23:39:21:2123:39:23:21Dave [Xeros]You know, Can we just do like a lightning round?
23:39:25:0523:39:25:17Brin [GM]round
23:39:25:0823:39:27:18Chris [TBD]Yeah what about you Dragon? Tell us about your meal.
23:39:25:1523:39:31:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, can we have the ghost of Basil come in and tell us her stories?
23:39:32:1423:39:34:20Steve [Nortle]Oh yeah. Do it, do it, do it!
23:39:34:2923:39:42:28Brin [GM]the tie breaker right here I’ll tell you about the heron gong came to visit me
23:39:35:0023:39:52:18Steve [Nortle]I thought
23:39:44:0823:39:46:05Dave [Xeros]Man, she really got around, didn’t she?
23:39:46:2323:39:47:23Brin [GM]She sure did.
23:39:47:0123:39:50:11Chris [TBD]She was trying to find she was probably doing the same thing we’re doing right now.
23:39:49:2023:39:51:02Brin [GM]She was bounding.
23:39:53:1923:39:54:29Dave [Xeros]All right. Carrot cake.
23:39:54:0223:40:04:00Brin [GM]Okay, carrot cake is super moist, got cream cheese frosting on it.
23:39:56:2523:39:57:07Chris [TBD]Bear cake
23:39:57:2823:39:58:21Dave [Xeros]Spill the tea.
23:39:58:2523:40:05:02Chris [TBD]This is a fact.
23:40:05:2823:40:07:28Brin [GM]I’m describing the carrot cake to you.
23:40:07:0923:40:08:07Chris [TBD]Okay, got it.
23:40:10:0123:40:14:17Steve [Nortle]were like Yeah, carrot cake that is a fact man It is moist
23:40:12:1423:40:13:17Chris [TBD]Number one! I vote!
23:40:14:2823:40:17:05Dave [Xeros]Moist. Moist, yep. Number two.
23:40:19:1323:40:22:26Brin [GM]shavings rimmed around the edge.
23:40:20:2323:40:21:22Chris [TBD]Wait, wait, wait.
23:40:23:0023:40:29:23Chris [TBD]The only way we’re going to break this tiebreaker is if we each choose one differently. So maybe we choose now…
23:40:27:1223:40:28:20Dave [Xeros]Should we just choose now?
23:40:30:0423:40:35:17Dave [Xeros]No, because then she’s going to make whoever she wants to win-win. Okay, we’re going to write down the number.
23:40:31:2023:40:40:13Steve [Nortle]then she picks oh like
23:40:32:1223:40:33:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:40:35:2023:40:37:02Brin [GM]That’s fair. I like it.
23:40:36:2023:40:39:02Dave [Xeros]And we’re going to share with each other, not with you.
23:40:38:0123:40:56:27Brin [GM]okay okay done deal do you want me to take my headphones out all right when basil
23:40:42:0723:40:43:12Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. I’ll just write it down.
23:40:54:1023:40:54:24Chris [TBD]Listo!
23:40:56:2723:40:57:26Brin [GM]was young
23:40:59:1923:41:07:07Brin [GM]she was somewhat disliked in her family not exactly accepted her mother was slightly ashamed
23:41:07:0723:41:15:15Brin [GM]of her there was only ever one birthday that she was acknowledged and she was made sorry
23:41:13:0423:41:14:00Chris [TBD]Closet or something?
23:41:15:1223:41:16:20Steve [Nortle]a cupboard under the stairs we don’t
23:41:16:0323:41:18:11Chris [TBD]That’s what I thought.
23:41:18:1123:41:27:19Brin [GM]um there was always one birthday but she was acknowledge by her mother and her mother made her a carrot cake. Okay? That’s number one.
23:41:29:0723:41:30:03Brin [GM]Number two,
23:41:31:1823:41:34:16Brin [GM]while she was injured and staying with
23:41:35:2923:41:36:16Dave [Xeros]Samuritan.
23:41:37:0823:41:39:10Brin [GM]Samariathan Her sweet Oba
23:41:41:0823:41:51:02Brin [GM]He It’s Obah I should say it like that They called Dad Bah Anyways Um It was her birthday
23:41:51:0223:42:01:02Brin [GM]And she was Injured Not feeling well And Oba Made her A carrot cake
23:42:01:1223:42:07:23Brin [GM]It was the first time she had ever been acknowledged on a birthday. Okay, that’s number two.
23:42:11:2023:42:17:07Dave [Xeros]I think above board, it’s whoever says it’s when she got acknowledged on her birthday.
23:42:17:0423:42:49:00Chris [TBD]I think you
23:42:18:0823:42:18:17Dave [Xeros]Never mind.
23:42:20:1623:42:21:02Brin [GM]her being born.
23:42:22:2023:42:31:07Brin [GM]Number three, she was all alone and she bought herself a carrot cake
23:42:31:2323:42:36:03Brin [GM]and sat in the forest and ate it all alone.
23:42:38:2023:42:44:10Brin [GM]That’s number three because no one cared about her birthday.
23:42:41:1223:42:42:23Dave [Xeros]On her birthday…
23:42:48:1423:42:49:20Dave [Xeros]Okay, you…
23:42:49:0023:42:54:05Chris [TBD]might be the guesser of the corrector. That doesn’t make sense You got the correct guess, I’m guessing
23:42:55:2023:42:57:21Chris [TBD]Uh-huh I was one
23:42:56:0823:43:07:26Steve [Nortle]too siblings whoo that wasn’t that
23:42:59:0223:43:02:14Chris [TBD]But that is very fitting
23:43:03:1523:43:04:18Chris [TBD]That is meant to be
23:43:05:2723:43:06:29Brin [GM]okay
23:43:07:0523:43:09:18Chris [TBD]When you said sibling Siri tripped
23:43:07:2623:43:17:08Steve [Nortle]was an awesome uh tiebreaker that was way better than like a roll -off that was great
23:43:13:0423:43:13:23Chris [TBD]yeah
23:43:15:0823:43:16:10Dave [Xeros]I know, right?
23:43:17:2923:43:18:12Brin [GM]that too
23:43:19:1823:43:25:06Steve [Nortle]Wait, you already had these planned out? You already knew these stories for Basil?
23:43:26:0523:43:26:13Brin [GM]yeah
23:43:26:2723:43:27:26Dave [Xeros]Nortle got it.
23:43:28:0823:43:29:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Nordal got it
23:43:28:2823:43:29:22Dave [Xeros]F-Y-I Yeah
23:43:30:0123:43:30:06Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
23:43:31:0123:43:33:17Chris [TBD]her brother makes sense he would know
23:43:31:2723:43:33:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yep
23:43:33:2123:43:35:12Steve [Nortle]Mom wouldn’t make her a cake!
23:43:38:1123:43:48:06Chris [TBD]mom didn’t even like her so does that mean the mom was the tortle or the dad
23:43:40:2123:43:42:28Dave [Xeros]Your mom didn’t even Know she had a daughter
23:43:41:0823:43:41:27Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:43:45:2923:43:47:15Dave [Xeros]No, it was the Samurai
23:43:46:2123:43:49:29Steve [Nortle]No, the dad was the hair and gun.
23:43:50:1023:43:53:16Brin [GM]mom as the tortle
23:43:50:1723:43:52:09Chris [TBD]okay yep
23:43:53:2423:43:55:15Chris [TBD]that makes more sense
23:43:55:2023:43:58:07Brin [GM]and Basil was born
23:43:58:0323:44:00:09Steve [Nortle]I love how twisted this family is.
23:44:00:1823:44:03:15Chris [TBD]wait till we meet Eros’ family I mean
23:44:09:1523:44:10:02Steve [Nortle]Nortal.
23:44:11:2923:44:13:09Steve [Nortle]That’s my name.
23:44:13:2123:44:15:11Dave [Xeros]Like Nortel the turtle
23:44:15:0623:44:17:01Steve [Nortle]It makes it easy for people to know.
23:44:17:0023:44:18:05Dave [Xeros]Beef the teeth
23:44:19:1423:44:20:13Dave [Xeros]Lumen the human
23:44:19:2523:44:24:24Chris [TBD]yeah what’s next
23:44:22:1123:44:23:28Dave [Xeros]You could just keep going from there
23:44:24:1723:44:27:19Steve [Nortle]I don’t know. It depends on whatever I roll.
23:44:27:0223:44:28:12Chris [TBD]shelf the elf
23:44:28:1423:44:29:26Dave [Xeros]Yep Shelf the elf
23:44:31:2523:44:32:28Steve [Nortle]Melt the elf
23:44:32:1823:44:38:21Chris [TBD]melfiel m-e-l-f let’s be very specific
23:44:33:1823:44:34:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:44:35:1423:44:36:07Brin [GM]-e -l -f
23:44:40:2123:44:48:15Dave [Xeros]i want you to be a female high elf and your name will be melt the elf that
23:44:45:2023:44:54:10Steve [Nortle]if the dice so decree we are speaking into the universe
23:44:46:0223:44:46:22Chris [TBD]mel
23:44:50:0223:45:00:02Dave [Xeros]it is written it will happen oh my gosh we don’t
23:44:54:2923:44:56:18Brin [GM]love it I love so much
23:44:56:0223:45:01:25Steve [Nortle]I don’t know I hope it’s food
23:45:04:2223:45:06:08Steve [Nortle]but not tortellini
23:45:06:0823:45:42:29Steve [Nortle]and then
23:45:06:2523:45:13:16Brin [GM]this now i’m going to tell you since you sat and ate with me which no one has done for a long time
23:45:13:1623:45:22:08Brin [GM]and i’ve had no family my son my I’m so old and fat i don’t want it to go on the date
23:45:16:0823:45:17:09Dave [Xeros]really get out and date more
23:45:23:0323:45:32:09Chris [TBD]does it work for TBD oh it really works old and fat you say go on
23:45:26:1823:45:29:20Dave [Xeros]Oh, it totally works for you.
23:45:28:0423:45:29:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:45:33:0823:45:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:45:33:1523:45:37:03Brin [GM]is like a disgusting gigantic dragon what the hell
23:45:35:2723:45:36:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
23:45:36:2123:45:38:29Chris [TBD]tvd does not judge apparently
23:45:38:2123:45:40:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:41:0823:45:42:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:42:2923:45:47:24Steve [Nortle]he casts It’s minor illusion, and she’s got blonde Issa Mir.
23:45:47:1223:45:52:12Dave [Xeros]ace of her hair. I’m like, damn it, we hoisted our own petard on this one.
23:45:47:2923:45:48:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:45:47:2923:45:49:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:51:2523:45:54:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:45:52:1423:45:54:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:45:53:1323:45:54:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:53:1623:45:59:16Brin [GM]all of you get your kinks out of here, dude. Oh, mercy me.
23:45:53:2723:45:58:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know.
23:45:54:0223:46:02:12Chris [TBD]all right all right we got it we got no gosh scaly
23:45:57:1623:45:59:13Dave [Xeros]What do her feet look like?
23:45:59:2023:46:01:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:59:2923:46:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:46:02:0223:46:04:10Steve [Nortle]Okay, let her finish, let it finish.
23:46:06:1923:46:08:00Steve [Nortle]It’s all big toes.
23:46:06:2423:46:09:14Dave [Xeros]Does she have friendship bracelets on?
23:46:09:1223:46:19:08Brin [GM]like those big toes. Okay. Listen, I have to figure out
23:46:14:1223:46:17:02Dave [Xeros]No one is talking. Okay.
23:46:19:0823:46:23:26Brin [GM]how to be very careful here because I, I stopped earlier.
23:46:23:2623:46:26:18Chris [TBD]no you didn’t exactly what needed to happen
23:46:27:0823:46:38:17Brin [GM]You already knew and just making sure you knew. Okay? I think that you’ve mastered taste.
23:46:38:1723:46:47:05Brin [GM]So, I’m going to give you this item and she hands
23:46:47:0523:46:51:11Brin [GM]you two chopsticks. These are the chopsticks
23:46:51:0723:46:52:11Steve [Nortle]Draw me… Oh, right.
23:46:57:0623:47:08:23Brin [GM]these are the chopsticks of The Divine Palette okay? This is a wondrous item
23:46:57:2223:47:04:18Steve [Nortle]I can use it on letters or play from this rice.
23:47:08:2323:47:13:19Brin [GM]and I didn’t print out on a card. I’m gonna do that for you next time
23:47:13:2123:47:15:18Steve [Nortle]You can send it to me, and I can print it out.
23:47:18:0523:47:25:21Brin [GM]they’re beautiful lacquered chopsticks and they sparkle a little bit when you hold them
23:47:26:2923:47:28:03Steve [Nortle]Spark or sparkle?
23:47:29:2223:47:30:23Steve [Nortle]Spread the sparkle.
23:47:31:1723:47:41:26Brin [GM]when you use these chopsticks to pick up food you can instantly identify any poison disease or magical properties
23:47:32:0523:47:36:22Dave [Xeros]use him in baden’s cabin you give yourself away
23:47:41:2623:47:53:06Brin [GM]in anything that you taste but you have to taste it in order to identify it. Does that make sense? If it’s poison, if it’s poison you literally have
23:47:48:1523:47:49:01Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
23:47:53:0623:47:55:16Brin [GM]to taste it to see what’s poison okay
23:47:56:2623:48:02:15Brin [GM]consuming food or potions with your chopsticks grants plus two bonus all healing
23:48:06:0323:48:07:08Steve [Nortle]To drink with chopsticks
23:48:07:2823:48:08:27Brin [GM]I was thinking the same thing
23:48:09:1423:48:12:19Dave [Xeros]drill a little hole in it and like use one as a straw
23:48:14:1623:48:16:08Steve [Nortle]These solid chopsticks
23:48:19:1723:48:21:06Brin [GM]sorry give me one second
23:48:23:1123:48:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]that the guy who eats lettuce is the one who got the master of taste beets or chopsticks.
23:48:30:2423:48:32:20Brin [GM]literally the worst palette ever
23:48:32:0923:48:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:48:33:2923:48:35:23Brin [GM]worst palette ever this is
23:48:35:2323:48:50:00Brin [GM]the other thing i added to it i didn’t put in here um so you can also that’s stupid
23:48:50:0023:48:50:16Brin [GM]i got rid
23:48:56:1523:48:58:20Steve [Nortle]I accept them With honor
23:49:01:1623:49:03:27Dave [Xeros]even use chopsticks we got like three fingers on one hand
23:49:02:1823:49:13:17Brin [GM]you know i don’t know how he’s gonna figure that out i can do you don’t need chopsticks she just stuffs her face
23:49:03:1723:49:05:03Chris [TBD]it’s easier for him actually
23:49:05:1123:49:05:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah?
23:49:07:2123:49:08:16Chris [TBD]here he goes
23:49:11:0223:49:12:27Chris [TBD]yeah see, it’s totally easy
23:49:12:0823:49:15:03Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay. All right. It’s doable.
23:49:13:1723:49:15:17Brin [GM]some more okay look at
23:49:16:1123:49:17:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, that’s not what they’re for.
23:49:17:2323:49:20:26Chris [TBD]I didn’t know your one finger had like two bones in it that could
23:49:21:2523:49:25:17Dave [Xeros]You separate them off and then they’re like… Oh crap!
23:49:22:1023:49:23:03Chris [TBD]reshape the
23:49:22:2123:49:23:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:49:23:1023:49:29:28Brin [GM]ah what the oh my gosh are you okay
23:49:30:1023:49:32:12Dave [Xeros]Oh no! Oh no!’ Ah!
23:49:34:0723:49:35:18Dave [Xeros]It’s doing sit-ups.
23:49:37:1423:49:41:13Brin [GM]friend can do that so messed up all right
23:49:44:0023:49:52:11Brin [GM]sicily i need to tell you and she hands you a little bag of ashes
23:49:53:0923:49:53:24Chris [TBD]to -go bag
23:49:54:0723:49:57:22Dave [Xeros]She has a giant urn back there she just kind of takes him out.
23:49:57:2023:50:06:17Brin [GM]It’s a freaking to-go Chinese food box, okay? Has ashes in it. Fantastic. Even better. I just wrote down a baggie.
23:49:59:2623:50:01:05Steve [Nortle]Chinese food
23:50:01:2323:50:02:26Chris [TBD]totally, absolutely
23:50:02:1523:50:03:00Dave [Xeros]Alright.
23:50:09:0223:50:13:19Brin [GM]If you take these… This is one part in restoring her, I think.
23:50:14:0723:50:15:23Dave [Xeros]Is it a dime bag of Sicily?
23:50:16:1523:50:22:05Brin [GM]She told me that someone would come here eventually and come to get this.
23:50:22:2823:50:24:29Steve [Nortle]should eat the ashes Oh
23:50:23:2523:50:31:06Brin [GM]But when she came to me,
23:50:24:2423:50:28:16Dave [Xeros]No, I take it. I put in my pants. You’re going to have to die for him
23:50:25:2223:50:26:03Chris [TBD]hold
23:50:31:0623:50:38:08Brin [GM]She looked like she was asleep when she asked me to keep the secret for her.
23:50:38:1423:50:50:06Brin [GM]It’s very strange, it’s almost like her subconscious has gone to different locations to hide clues for her to get her memory back.
23:50:51:0123:51:00:29Dave [Xeros]so right now she’s clueless yeah we need to make her clue full
23:50:54:0923:50:55:24Chris [TBD]we knew that
23:50:58:1423:50:59:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
23:51:01:1523:51:06:05Chris [TBD]clue more
23:51:03:0123:51:06:01Brin [GM]Go find the other clues, restore her memory.
23:51:12:2423:51:17:09Chris [TBD]about your son you were going to say something about your Son but it didn’t happen
23:51:13:1123:51:14:03Brin [GM]He left.
23:51:18:1623:51:19:24Brin [GM]We caught them.
23:51:22:2523:51:30:29Brin [GM]my son’s name is leon they fell
23:51:25:1923:51:26:08Steve [Nortle]Kennedy
23:51:27:0323:51:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw]And he and Cicely were…
23:51:30:2723:51:37:13Chris [TBD]last name Jenkins by any chance?
23:51:30:2923:51:35:19Brin [GM]in love and they were complete another utter opposites
23:51:38:2223:51:43:00Chris [TBD]Oh, Leon the Dragon.
23:51:42:2023:51:46:08Dave [Xeros]or a dragon born or a drag and like an actual dragon dragon
23:51:46:1823:51:58:10Brin [GM]was stolen from me when he was just an egg and he was mutated he used to look like me but when he hatched i
23:51:57:1323:52:03:15Steve [Nortle]round Oh, sorry. Apologies, my bad. Sorry.
23:51:59:1223:52:04:19Dave [Xeros]or meiosis oh okay yeah so so what you’re saying is leon was
23:52:02:2823:52:05:25Chris [TBD]Either your emotions?
23:52:04:1423:52:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:52:04:1923:52:12:20Dave [Xeros]was handsome had got good looks from mom until she started eating too much
23:52:05:2023:52:10:10Jesse [Foulclaw]In the middle of this movie. Traumatic backstory.
23:52:12:2023:52:22:06Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I remember Romeo and Fat Juliet. That’s… I remember that one.
23:52:13:1623:52:15:06Brin [GM]Isn’t that the tale as old this time?
23:52:19:1623:52:26:27Steve [Nortle]Barely even friends than somebody bends unexpectedly.
23:52:25:0223:52:26:25Dave [Xeros]And gets really round.
23:52:29:0623:52:29:22Brin [GM]Okay,
23:52:29:2323:52:32:24Steve [Nortle]He was mutated?
23:52:30:2323:52:31:28Brin [GM]what was I saying again?
23:52:32:2423:52:33:17Dave [Xeros]He’s mutated.
23:52:33:0423:52:33:19Brin [GM]Mutated.
23:52:36:0223:52:37:13Brin [GM]Someone did this to him.
23:52:38:2323:52:42:28Steve [Nortle]Mutated to be more human-like or humanoid?
23:52:43:1523:52:44:18Brin [GM]I think so
23:52:46:0223:52:49:12Brin [GM]because when he hatched he went from dragon
23:52:50:2523:52:51:16Dave [Xeros]Interesting.
23:52:53:0323:52:56:11Dave [Xeros]I mean, do you think Astaroth is the one that took him?
23:52:57:1323:52:59:08Dave [Xeros]Maybe? Possibly?
23:53:01:1623:53:11:06Brin [GM]mean, I don’t have any proof but probably, yeah I would guess so that she was messing with him for sure But I don’ t have any prove
23:53:03:2323:53:05:25Dave [Xeros]Do you… Is that your assumption?
23:53:06:2823:53:07:05Dave [Xeros]All right.
23:53:11:0823:53:15:23Steve [Nortle]She’s not polite. That’s what I’m coming to discover.
23:53:15:1123:53:17:18Brin [GM]Listen, it’s very forbidden
23:53:15:1823:53:18:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, we’ve established
23:53:19:0023:53:30:12Brin [GM]Us dragons we don’t deal with merfolk They’re the opposite of us We don’t like them and they don’t lik us And we don’t like Adro I like her now, only because
23:53:26:1323:53:27:06Chris [TBD]you like Sicily.
23:53:31:1423:53:32:24Dave [Xeros]They have eggs in common.
23:53:34:2923:53:35:20Chris [TBD]Hold on.
23:53:40:0923:53:44:19Dave [Xeros]Oh, I’m actually good on this one. Yeah. Yep.
23:53:46:1223:53:59:16Jesse [Foulclaw]okay is your son gone now but you
23:53:51:2723:53:55:09Dave [Xeros]Oh, so he’s not dead. How old is he? How old are you?
23:53:55:1323:53:56:16Brin [GM]I’m really old.
23:53:56:2423:53:57:25Chris [TBD]Who’s Hadro again?
23:53:57:2223:53:58:29Brin [GM]Dragons live for lunch.
23:53:58:1123:54:02:05Dave [Xeros]Adriel’s the god of the mer…
23:53:59:1623:54:11:01Jesse [Foulclaw]look great oh keep
23:53:59:2323:54:01:01Steve [Nortle]the god of
23:54:00:2523:54:02:10Chris [TBD]Guy of the murder. Yeah, that’s right.
23:54:01:0123:54:14:24Steve [Nortle]you attract
23:54:01:1923:54:10:23Brin [GM]She’s disgusting you guys. She’s oozing green poisonous venom. She’s a nasty dragon
23:54:07:1723:54:13:01Dave [Xeros]We’ve run into too many like… Like the fat elf and then that fat dragon.
23:54:14:2423:54:17:00Steve [Nortle]a type keep going
23:54:16:2923:54:18:28Dave [Xeros]Two completely different characters.
23:54:21:2023:54:23:07Dave [Xeros]Hundreds of years apart.
23:54:25:0123:54:35:19Brin [GM]yeah he took off after she starts crying we did we did something bad no you don’t understand
23:54:30:2923:54:34:02Dave [Xeros]That’s gross.
23:54:35:2223:54:42:29Brin [GM]we hurt Sicily. We made Leon do that
23:54:36:0023:54:38:01Steve [Nortle]scrambled oh
23:54:38:1023:54:38:24Dave [Xeros]How?
23:54:38:1423:54:40:25Jesse [Foulclaw]you burned her yeah
23:54:42:2423:54:44:01Chris [TBD]You keep saying we
23:54:42:2923:54:52:12Brin [GM]me and Adro and Astaroth all struck a deal to punish them
23:54:44:0223:54:51:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah. To burn Sicily?
23:54:53:1323:54:56:00Dave [Xeros]Did you burn your son, too?
23:54:57:1223:55:05:27Brin [GM]He it was it was a part of the ritual okay I didn’t understand it
23:54:58:1123:55:00:06Dave [Xeros]And left Sicily to be burned?
23:55:05:0523:55:07:12Dave [Xeros]That’s true love right there.
23:55:05:2723:55:17:26Brin [GM]Astaroth did it, and I took off after. Okay? You’ll get more pieces of the story as you find more of the clues that Cicely left.
23:55:18:0223:55:38:17Jesse [Foulclaw]very good
23:55:18:2223:55:21:05Steve [Nortle]the green dragon Astaroth and who
23:55:25:0623:55:27:17Brin [GM]when he found out about Ciceli
23:55:26:0323:55:27:18Chris [TBD]were making books.
23:55:28:2823:55:40:01Chris [TBD]They were learning to
23:55:30:0123:55:31:10Dave [Xeros]What’s your name, by the way?
23:55:34:2223:55:37:29Dave [Xeros]She used to be Ursa Mina, but now she’s Ursa Maja.
23:55:39:1523:55:40:03Dave [Xeros]Ahhhh!
23:55:40:0123:55:56:06Chris [TBD]make up
23:55:45:1923:55:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw]could you is there any way do you know where we would go next to get more of these uh items to help to sleep?
23:55:56:0623:55:58:08Chris [TBD]for your crimes. You’re welcome.
23:56:01:1323:56:05:04Brin [GM]to help you okay i feel bad for what i did
23:56:05:0223:56:05:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
23:56:05:2523:56:06:11Dave [Xeros]Okay.
23:56:07:0023:56:09:19Steve [Nortle]keep eating your emotions it’s worked for you so far
23:56:12:0823:56:24:02Brin [GM]he he it was he was a red dragon but after he burned sicily he turned white that’s all i can tell you and
23:56:24:0223:56:34:27Brin [GM]then he left and he left okay that’s all i got listen i i don’t have any family
23:56:25:2123:56:26:00Chris [TBD]tree.
23:56:31:2723:56:33:14Chris [TBD]Okay, okay.
23:56:34:2723:56:39:20Brin [GM]and i was just wondering and you guys look over in the corner and you see a really cool dimension door.
23:56:43:0323:56:43:17Steve [Nortle]through that
23:56:44:2323:56:45:28Brin [GM]a small cube
23:56:47:2623:56:50:29Brin [GM]if you guys ever want to come back and eat dinner and just hang out
23:56:50:2523:56:51:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh,
23:56:51:0623:56:52:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:56:52:2323:57:03:11Brin [GM]you guys can use this key and come back This cave is open to you anytime you want You can come and soak in the hot spring There’s a nice fire right here I was wondering
23:56:55:1023:56:55:23Jesse [Foulclaw]heck yeah.
23:56:55:1523:56:56:08Dave [Xeros]Will do!
23:56:59:0523:56:59:20Chris [TBD]It’s it?
23:57:03:1123:57:04:25Brin [GM]if you wanted to be my family
23:57:07:1923:57:09:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I know of a family you could join
23:57:10:1523:57:11:27Brin [GM]Wait, oh gosh
23:57:12:0023:57:13:25Jesse [Foulclaw]all creatures.
23:57:13:2623:57:16:08Steve [Nortle]great and small
23:57:15:0123:57:16:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:57:16:0823:57:18:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Great and small.
23:57:21:1123:57:23:01Dave [Xeros]More great in this…
23:57:22:2423:57:24:01Chris [TBD]Give her a pamphlet, man.
23:57:24:1023:57:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s already on the table over there.
23:57:25:2923:57:32:05Brin [GM]and she like her hand her claws are massive and she just pinches it between her little claws and it’s like this big
23:57:33:1723:57:37:29Dave [Xeros]I’m going to pull out a pamplet that I have from Pearl and it’s just a
23:57:40:1823:57:44:21Dave [Xeros]Habitual Eaters Anonymous like 12-step program and I’m like
23:57:47:0123:57:48:29Dave [Xeros]all creatures are great and small my friend
23:57:51:1123:57:53:24Dave [Xeros]Just in case you need the help There’s a little
23:57:54:2223:57:55:11Brin [GM]help with
23:57:55:1223:57:59:02Dave [Xeros]dimension door number here at the bottom. If you type that in,
23:58:01:0823:58:10:01Dave [Xeros]there are great friends on the other side of that sometimes it’s good to talk out your feelings with people who have the same problems as you
23:58:12:0923:58:20:20Dave [Xeros]and you can bring it with you step across The next time I see you I want to see Ursa Minor again not Ursa Major
23:58:21:0523:58:23:06Brin [GM]you know I really don’t care
23:58:24:2923:58:26:13Dave [Xeros]It seems like you do
23:58:28:1423:58:28:28Brin [GM]okay
23:58:30:0823:58:31:13Brin [GM]the door is over there
23:58:32:2923:58:33:16Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
23:58:33:0123:58:35:23Chris [TBD]So if we go through this door now where is it going to take us?
23:58:36:0123:58:37:02Brin [GM]it’ll take you out
23:58:37:0423:58:44:20Chris [TBD]Oh okay There’s a little warm up
23:58:38:1423:58:39:02Dave [Xeros]Are we going out of the dimension?
23:58:39:0123:58:40:11Brin [GM]to the shore
23:58:40:1823:58:43:18Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna go sit in that hot tub again real quick.
23:58:42:0723:58:53:07Brin [GM]so you so you don’t have yeah if you guys do soak in the hot springs it’s like taking a long rest exactly he
23:58:48:2423:58:50:10Dave [Xeros]It’s like your little hearts will…
23:58:50:2023:58:51:17Chris [TBD]Yeah yeah yeah
23:58:52:0223:58:52:19Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
23:58:52:0323:58:58:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, I’m just going to jump in. Guys, what temperature? I can dial this into percentages of degrees.
23:58:59:1823:59:00:05Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
23:59:01:0623:59:09:18Steve [Nortle]to be 63 9 and
23:59:09:1823:59:19:04Steve [Nortle]10 i need it to be like 70 degrees
23:59:11:0823:59:14:29Dave [Xeros]Okay, you’re going to have to get in and use your axe to cool it off then
23:59:18:1723:59:20:23Dave [Xeros]Yep. He’s cold-blooded.
23:59:21:0323:59:22:11Chris [TBD]I’ll cast
23:59:21:0823:59:33:01Brin [GM]oh wait no that means you like warm stuff if you’re cold-blooded oh yeah that’s true it’ll be like you’ll become a tortellini
23:59:24:2323:59:37:14Steve [Nortle]yeah but if it’s too warm i’ll boil i’ll be twirtle soup so
23:59:27:0623:59:28:01Chris [TBD]Frost
23:59:30:2323:59:35:12Chris [TBD]Fingers I’ll just stick my hand in there for a bit
23:59:37:1423:59:44:06Steve [Nortle]yeah sit my tepid pool
23:59:38:1423:59:43:02Dave [Xeros]All right guys, hop in. I’m going to go sit in the fire. Take my short rest there.
23:59:44:0023:59:55:02Brin [GM]dang and i’m sad this map didn’t load it’s pretty cool but we’ll have it we’ll have it for next time so yeah you guys no matter where you are you can use that key and will take you back to the dimension door
23:59:44:2123:59:46:12Jesse [Foulclaw]hop in really quick
23:59:46:1323:59:48:17Dave [Xeros]It’s the temperature of my tears!
23:59:49:0423:59:49:29Chris [TBD]Yeah
23:59:55:0623:59:56:19Chris [TBD]I’ve got a little home base
23:59:57:1024:00:09:01Brin [GM]problem with this though is that it won’t teleport you back to the location that you dimension doored too does that make sense it will always bring you to the bottom of the cliff I mean not the cliff the bottom
24:00:04:2424:00:08:01Chris [TBD]Got it
24:00:07:1124:00:10:21Dave [Xeros]Okay, all right.
24:00:09:0124:00:10:04Brin [GM]of the mountain
24:00:09:0524:00:10:16Chris [TBD]Yes
24:00:12:0124:00:19:22Steve [Nortle]who has it okay
24:00:12:1824:00:14:09Dave [Xeros]Is the food real?
24:00:14:1624:00:15:23Brin [GM]the food is real
24:00:15:2224:00:16:22Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll hold this
24:00:17:0224:00:20:11Chris [TBD]Oh, thank goodness. I’m going to eat the rest of the cheese chips.
24:00:17:0324:00:26:26Brin [GM]it is not illusionary she’s actually eating it it’s delicious that’s another like huge bonus of going here you can have whatever food you want
24:00:19:2224:01:13:29Steve [Nortle]sounds like foul claw took the cube yeah that
24:00:26:1424:00:31:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah and we can take like… it’s kind of like going to a stable. We could take a quick like short rest
24:00:31:2024:00:35:13Chris [TBD]Yeah. We don’t have to go back to Castle Leary.
24:00:32:0224:00:37:03Brin [GM]yep exactly it’s kind of it’s your own secret little cave as long as you can handle
24:00:45:1124:00:54:05Dave [Xeros]what you’re saying, it’s a good side quest if you can take the depression -laced conversation.
24:00:56:2024:00:58:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, that’s fine.
24:00:57:0124:01:01:07Dave [Xeros]Hey, Falco, can I borrow your headphones when we come back?
24:01:01:0124:01:02:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah, sure you borrow mine now.
24:01:03:1624:01:12:25Brin [GM]do you guys want me to leave me too
24:01:06:1224:01:06:26Jesse [Foulclaw]No no no!
24:01:09:2924:01:12:09Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re so glad we got to meet you.
24:01:13:2924:01:14:17Steve [Nortle]was a pleasure
24:01:13:2924:01:15:08Jesse [Foulclaw]We’ll be back.
24:01:15:0124:01:21:19Dave [Xeros]Look up! You’ll get more friends if you Dimension Door through that… I’m telling you that there’s…
24:01:23:0524:01:25:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Don’t worry, we’ll be back. We’ll be back.
24:01:23:2024:01:27:26Dave [Xeros]I’m going to cast Enlarge Reduce on your Dimension Doors so it opens up bigger.
24:01:27:1324:01:28:22Chris [TBD]She’s thought of everything.
24:01:29:2224:01:30:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
24:01:31:0024:01:32:03Chris [TBD]Still not big enough.
24:01:33:2624:01:42:14Brin [GM]she is stuck in this cave she can’t sit through the tunnel that goes out but she can’t get into the dimension board so she’s just kind of eating herself to
24:01:35:0924:01:47:06Dave [Xeros]Wow. you’re like i’m i’m gonna just call up a friend real quick i’m like hey yeah just real quick
24:01:47:2124:01:54:23Brin [GM]phone do you really we you could you could uh um you have
24:01:48:0724:01:57:00Dave [Xeros]with i actually have message yeah i can cast message oh it’s bang quill too um it’s okay
24:01:53:0924:01:55:00Jesse [Foulclaw]We have our quills. Can you
24:01:57:0024:02:08:25Dave [Xeros]i cast messages i’m Like Hey Dirk I’m Just Letting You Know if you’re looking for those stories of like my 600-pound life, I found the perfect candidate.
24:01:57:0224:01:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe?
24:02:04:1824:02:10:21Chris [TBD]Dirk will listen to this!
24:02:05:1324:02:06:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
24:02:07:0724:02:07:26Brin [GM]pound life
24:02:10:2124:02:21:02Dave [Xeros]No, no, no ,no, no . I know The Fat Elf was a bad idea but dude it’s a fat dragon and then you can write a pamphlet about it.
24:02:21:1624:02:23:06Dave [Xeros]I met Dirk when we were an idiot.
24:02:24:2724:02:28:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Where do we think we need to go next?
24:02:29:0924:02:31:21Dave [Xeros]Well we got the ashes right?
24:02:32:0224:02:34:13Brin [GM]i cannot believe this took this long
24:02:36:1024:02:42:14Dave [Xeros]We need a whistle, well you guys got the fish scales because you guys bought the fish on
24:02:38:2724:02:40:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I think we know the whistle.
24:02:40:2324:02:49:00Steve [Nortle]have the whistle is the sound right so we have the tune, and you have the music.
24:02:42:1424:02:54:23Dave [Xeros]the shore right yeah the tune yeah we already
24:02:45:0824:02:47:22Jesse [Foulclaw]You guys memorized the tune of
24:02:50:2924:02:57:20Chris [TBD]We’ve got scales, we’ve got flowers We’ve get the food The chopper sticks
24:02:54:2324:02:55:21Dave [Xeros]gave her the flower right
24:02:57:2024:03:04:17Jesse [Foulclaw]smelled it but it was i think i well like it was in the journal right i still had the flower pressed in the general it’s like we still have
24:03:04:1024:03:08:20Steve [Nortle]It has to be all of them to work, right? Isn’t that what you said?
24:03:07:0824:03:12:01Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah yeah the site is the confusing one
24:03:07:1524:03:09:05Chris [TBD]She’s gotta see something
24:03:10:1124:03:21:20Steve [Nortle]So she’s got to see Baden. We’ve got to knock out The Ferryman, shove him into a DomCon, and drag him down… This will be easy actually.
24:03:16:2524:03:17:23Chris [TBD]Yeah yeah
24:03:21:2724:03:29:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know if it is okay i don’t know if its baden okay here let me just before we go okay here’s what it says about sight she
24:03:21:2824:03:23:02Steve [Nortle]This will get very simple.
24:03:29:2824:03:34:24Jesse [Foulclaw]says when she first sees him she says the boy was waiting for me sitting next to a fire
24:03:37:0224:03:38:09Chris [TBD]is in The dragon boy
24:03:38:0924:03:44:02Dave [Xeros]it’s leon yeah if she was actually in love with him
24:03:43:0024:03:44:06Steve [Nortle]Yeah, so we’ve got
24:03:44:0224:03:52:09Dave [Xeros]it’s Leon it’s not baden a fire
24:03:45:2624:03:47:21Jesse [Foulclaw]said his name is baden
24:03:50:1924:03:57:22Jesse [Foulclaw]a fire it i don’t know if
24:03:57:2224:04:04:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the fire the shore or baby it could be like any one of those or a combination
24:04:07:2924:04:09:19Chris [TBD]Told you man The white tree
24:04:09:2424:04:12:10Dave [Xeros]the white tree i stuck my head in every single
24:04:10:2424:04:18:23Steve [Nortle]yeah one was ash in all the ash holes i think i wrote down what the trees were
24:04:19:2024:04:31:17Chris [TBD]the white one looked like a dragon’s tail am I going too literal next time
24:04:20:0324:04:21:25Jesse [Foulclaw]well one of them is fire
24:04:26:2424:04:37:11Brin [GM]at all you want to see the trees again next time home base it probably would be wise
24:04:32:2324:04:35:11Jesse [Foulclaw]next time we will look at the trees
24:04:33:0624:04:40:07Steve [Nortle]next time let’s do next time yeah yep
24:04:37:1124:04:46:26Brin [GM]to head back to castle leary because they have more information okay mapping out that concludes session
24:04:40:0724:04:50:18Steve [Nortle]okay all right out of
24:04:40:1824:04:42:00Chris [TBD]yep that makes sense
24:04:44:2624:04:49:05Chris [TBD]alright of chapter 4
24:04:50:1824:04:56:20Steve [Nortle]at this rate 10 perhaps 12 maybe even 15 bye
24:04:54:2024:04:56:06Brin [GM]going to change that
24:04:54:2124:05:05:25Dave [Xeros]like speed ran us through a lot of traveling stuff good job yeah
24:04:57:0424:04:58:08Chris [TBD]gonna simplify some things
24:05:02:1424:05:11:14Chris [TBD]thank you so much for sticking with us this late you guys are awesome we are going to bed goodnight
24:05:05:2524:05:08:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, absolutely. Good night.

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