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The Trees of Insanity

Brin as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Steve as Nortle · Jesse as Foulclaw

The Trees of Insanity

Session start TC: 19:01:50:04 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4889 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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19:01:50:2019:02:02:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, my wife will if she’s looking for me in a store. She’ll start to gobble like a turkey cuts it yeah
19:02:02:1119:02:09:15Steve [Nortle]it cuts right through yeah and people give you looks but you know they work we
19:02:09:1519:02:16:20Steve [Nortle]did that we took some students to Florida. Like I guess it was 14 years ago now.
19:02:16:2019:02:24:02Steve [Nortle]And that’s what we did like they would kind of be you know all over the place at
19:02:24:0219:02:31:23Steve [Nortle]We were at Universal, and so sometimes when they spread out a little bit.
19:02:34:2019:02:39:26Steve [Nortle]So you just hear these like – yeah, yeah, for sure.
19:02:36:1119:02:41:00Chris [TBD]the students mimic it back, a gaggle?
19:02:41:0219:02:43:18Steve [Nortle]Yeah, we had a whole gaggle of students.
19:02:45:2519:02:52:02Steve [Nortle]I got my ear molds sent off this week.
19:02:53:1819:03:00:04Jesse [Foulclaw]yay look mine are here they are real
19:02:55:0219:02:55:13Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
19:02:58:0219:02:59:07Steve [Nortle]It’s so pretty.
19:02:59:0619:03:07:27Chris [TBD]one two oh i can hear myself it’s kind of in and out though oddly it’s
19:03:07:2719:03:15:08Chris [TBD]i think the noise gate is just very sensitive
19:03:10:0619:03:11:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Check, check.
19:03:11:1119:03:13:02Steve [Nortle]only I so
19:03:16:2019:03:19:16Dave [Xeros]What’s on? Oh thank you. I appreciate it.
19:03:21:2019:03:23:25Steve [Nortle]oh we’re trying not to put stuff there huh
19:03:22:1119:03:24:10Chris [TBD]experiencing some minor
19:03:23:0819:03:26:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, probably ideal not to put it in front of the DM.
19:03:27:1019:03:28:16Chris [TBD]technicalities. We’ll be right with you.
19:03:30:0119:03:31:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you want…
19:03:32:1119:03:33:15Chris [TBD]There is something going on, though.
19:03:34:2619:03:35:11Dave [Xeros]Something going on?
19:03:36:0219:03:36:24Chris [TBD]Plug it in here.
19:03:36:2619:03:37:25Steve [Nortle]my
19:03:39:0219:03:39:29Steve [Nortle]spell part
19:03:40:1419:03:41:23Jesse [Foulclaw]My spellcard!
19:03:43:0319:03:44:12Dave [Xeros]Check. Hmm.
19:03:43:2119:03:44:10Jesse [Foulclaw]You guys!
19:03:45:0219:03:46:27Chris [TBD]You see how it’s very
19:03:46:1819:03:47:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry.
19:03:48:0419:03:49:26Chris [TBD]set high, I guess? It’s cutting
19:03:54:2419:03:56:11Steve [Nortle]us a little bit about this move
19:03:57:2219:03:58:14Steve [Nortle]you’re going
19:03:59:2919:04:03:08Dave [Xeros]Check what… Well, it’s not even… I can’t even hear myself.
19:04:02:0719:04:04:02Steve [Nortle]is that gonna turn
19:04:05:1919:04:13:15Steve [Nortle]coming down here into like more of a monthly event kind of a thing are you that far away i can hear you
19:04:07:2319:04:08:20Dave [Xeros]Can you hear me, Chris?
19:04:11:0819:04:13:14Chris [TBD]you hear me? Do you hear how it kind of cut in and out
19:04:14:1119:04:15:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I could hear that.
19:04:16:1119:04:24:04Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re extremely loud. i can’t hear myself um no i don’t think it’s no i mean
19:04:19:0619:04:19:25Dave [Xeros]One sec.
19:04:20:1719:04:22:06Steve [Nortle]that’s the only mic that’s live right now
19:04:24:0419:04:33:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i feel like my schedule is not nearly as busy as your guys because children and stuff so
19:04:25:0619:04:25:15Chris [TBD]have one
19:04:33:0919:04:43:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i think typically i can make my way down here no problem i don t think it’ll be that big of a an inconvenience and i come down here anyway for stuff
19:04:43:2719:04:47:23Jesse [Foulclaw]because nobody lives up there oh you’re loud
19:04:46:1519:04:46:23Chris [TBD]that, Sean?
19:04:48:2819:04:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw]and don’t ever say that
19:04:53:0819:04:54:00Chris [TBD]It’s a compliment.
19:04:56:0919:04:58:14Chris [TBD]You have better hair than he does?
19:04:56:1019:04:57:17Steve [Nortle]Don’t ever say it again.
19:04:59:1119:05:06:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I know all of these things so why does everybody have to make the comparison if I’m so much better than he is we have to
19:05:00:0419:05:09:05Chris [TBD]Better skin than he guys you’ve told yourself in the mirror over and over i know
19:05:09:0519:05:13:11Chris [TBD]these things uh i can’t hear
19:05:09:0919:05:10:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I am not Sean Spencer
19:05:12:0519:05:12:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
19:05:14:1019:05:14:24Steve [Nortle]Yeah
19:05:14:2719:05:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re like
19:05:17:2119:05:18:24Steve [Nortle]And very close
19:05:19:2519:05:21:27Jesse [Foulclaw]but I can’t hear myself either
19:05:23:2219:05:28:12Steve [Nortle]My mic’s dead or not dead I guess it’s not, because It’s not live
19:05:27:0419:05:36:29Chris [TBD]stick well did you take it off air we just
19:05:41:2519:05:44:18Jesse [Foulclaw]The countdown to the countdown
19:05:44:2019:05:46:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah that’s all It was
19:05:47:2519:05:54:24Chris [TBD]It said, who’s F-Y-G-E-N 17?
19:05:50:0119:05:51:24Brin [GM]Why am I so afraid to have soda over here?
19:05:56:1319:05:56:25Chris [TBD]Phygen.
19:05:57:1219:06:05:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Fijin FYG for your
19:05:58:1919:05:59:01Chris [TBD]Phygin.
19:06:06:2919:06:08:12Chris [TBD]said the only mic that can hear is me.
19:06:09:2619:06:17:07Chris [TBD]We’re going to put it back on a countdown when we fix this. Thank you for your patience. Hopefully, it doesn’t take 30 minutes, but we’ll see.
19:06:23:2519:06:25:14Brin [GM]And if it does, you better wait.
19:06:25:2319:06:26:19Chris [TBD]That’s not Gail, is it?
19:06:28:1819:06:30:27Steve [Nortle]she’s Queen’s closet
19:06:30:2819:06:33:07Chris [TBD]No, you’re totally right. Oh, we’re back on.
19:07:01:0619:07:02:09Brin [GM]Wait this.
19:07:07:1519:07:09:02Chris [TBD]I heard him in all of a sudden.
19:07:12:2319:07:13:14Chris [TBD]Are we okay?
19:07:20:2519:07:26:15Chris [TBD]Right now, we’re going to need emergency surgery in the studio right now. No?
19:07:27:2719:07:28:27Chris [TBD]You’ve got to be kidding me.
19:07:30:1219:07:32:00Chris [TBD]Have you never seen infomercial fails?
19:07:33:2719:07:45:14Chris [TBD]Do you know what I’m talking about? So just type in YouTube Infomercial Fails compilation and you’ll see them all. And one of them is they’ve got this samurai sword and the two guys are standing up there
19:07:46:0819:07:57:19Chris [TBD]or the one guy’s at the end of it that’s like This thing is strong and he’s whacking on the table and it like breaks and the sword flips around and nicks the guy and he falls down. He’s like, oh! Oh, El Odell on tip of that
19:07:57:1919:08:03:19Chris [TBD]just got me And then O’Dell whoever that is comes on and he’s like some producer
19:08:05:0519:08:14:03Chris [TBD]He looks the part man and you stand there and he was like aww folks He looks down at the guy right now we’re going to need emergency surgery in the studio
19:08:18:1219:08:19:23Chris [TBD]It’s so good
19:08:20:2919:08:30:14Chris [TBD]it’s all on live tv man uh folks right now we’re gonna need emergency surgery in the studio
19:08:30:1419:09:19:27Chris [TBD]right now that’s
19:09:19:2719:09:31:18Chris [TBD]one you can’t do on the side of it. Yeah, my other
19:09:31:1819:09:38:29Chris [TBD]movie was we finished up our final guy moved? He’s moving in
19:09:40:1719:09:50:09Chris [TBD]May. Oh, it was a free concert that he’s at so I can get him
19:09:50:0919:09:59:01Chris [TBD]on the very first day I got to present that concert for me and so was Vinny
19:10:00:0919:10:00:26Chris [TBD]yeah
19:10:02:0119:10:02:23Chris [TBD]That’s unfortunate
19:10:04:2419:10:12:08Chris [TBD]Steve had a high school teacher that was a little too buddy-buddy with the students and led to some not so great things.
19:10:13:1619:10:14:21Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah.
19:10:16:1319:10:18:03Chris [TBD]Yep. Oh, yeah?
19:10:22:1119:10:24:02Chris [TBD]I remember seeing him thinking to myself,
19:10:25:0619:10:26:01Chris [TBD]this is weird.
19:10:27:1619:10:29:12Chris [TBD]Yeah, and sort of like he had
19:10:29:1219:10:46:23Chris [TBD]his best buddies in front of
19:10:46:2319:10:53:20Chris [TBD]Yeah. It’s really gross. After graduation it all came out
19:10:56:1719:10:59:08Chris [TBD]And good forum for being brave, man
19:11:05:2719:11:16:09Chris [TBD]That was also the concert where I thought I was being funny or something. And the one band that opened for The Aquabats was like this heavy metal hardcore band.
19:11:16:2819:11:22:00Chris [TBD]And there was just a quick little break in the song, and I just yelled out, You suck!
19:11:23:0619:11:34:24Chris [TBD]Just like a stupid high schooler kid. And everyone around me was like, Jerk! And I was like… Oh my God. I was totally kidding. I’m sorry. It was like the perfect moment where it was loud enough and quiet
19:11:34:2419:11:35:14Chris [TBD]enough for everyone.
19:11:37:2219:11:45:07Chris [TBD]Check, check I’m still being
19:11:45:0719:11:52:13Chris [TBD]heard cannot hear right
19:12:08:2619:12:11:03Chris [TBD]correct and it’s very loud
19:12:15:2219:12:27:11Chris [TBD]about the Aquabats yeah well they created that show or the singer Christian his name is the creator of that show
19:12:27:1119:12:29:23Chris [TBD]and then he sold it to
19:12:30:2919:12:31:15Chris [TBD]Nickelodeon
19:12:48:2019:12:49:15Chris [TBD]what’s that
19:12:53:2019:12:54:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
19:12:58:0019:13:06:08Chris [TBD]I just can’t help it
19:13:11:1819:13:18:14Chris [TBD]oh yeah so there’s another funny story so Christian
19:13:14:0419:13:14:10Brin [GM]Love you.
19:13:16:0919:13:17:14Dave [Xeros]so there’s another funny story.
19:13:19:1319:13:19:27Dave [Xeros]the yeet,
19:13:22:1019:13:27:29Steve [Nortle]Okay That’s very loud But it’s there Yep
19:13:23:1119:13:25:07Jesse [Foulclaw]yep
19:13:27:1919:13:30:20Chris [TBD]test your mic real quick we’re all on
19:13:29:0119:13:30:22Brin [GM]Test test one two three
19:13:29:2019:13:40:21Steve [Nortle]We’re on Very loudly Is it
19:13:32:1219:13:35:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m louder than you
19:13:40:2119:13:44:23Steve [Nortle]Reception? Like is it receiving Too much
19:13:45:1819:13:45:24Dave [Xeros]Whoa,
19:13:47:1719:13:48:20Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
19:13:51:0119:13:51:08Brin [GM]loud
19:13:51:2419:14:02:15Steve [Nortle]okay chris um i’m
19:13:57:2319:13:59:10Brin [GM]Hey is Myla at your place
19:14:01:0319:14:02:03Brin [GM]She’s
19:14:02:1519:14:06:29Steve [Nortle]blue yep i’ll just kind of talk a little bit until i feel like it’s
19:14:03:1219:14:05:12Brin [GM]Oh with a hot tub
19:14:06:2919:14:17:28Steve [Nortle]a little more comfortable okay that’s that that’s probably free yeah yeah no red he’s
19:14:08:0819:14:09:23Brin [GM]Um my husband
19:14:13:0819:14:16:10Jesse [Foulclaw]I am like purple
19:14:17:2819:14:27:05Steve [Nortle]red um i’ll juste talk and you tell me when to stop like is that too loud or too soft
19:14:17:2919:14:19:19Brin [GM]oh no you’re good I’m in a basement
19:14:22:2719:14:28:24Jesse [Foulclaw]still loud very loud
19:14:27:0519:14:36:01Steve [Nortle]still out i’m just trying to be the same volume all the way through and not b2 can’t hear Can you hear me?
19:14:28:2419:14:36:05Jesse [Foulclaw]very loud yep oh wait now i’m like silent now i can’t hear myself oh wait right there wait um
19:14:36:0519:14:46:17Jesse [Foulclaw]i think go down a little bit it’s still a little but loud i can hear you yes through my headphones
19:14:38:2119:14:39:26Steve [Nortle]me now?
19:14:41:1219:14:47:10Steve [Nortle]I mean through your headphones not through the side of your head where you normally hear things. Okay
19:14:46:1719:14:56:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah steve sounds okay i feel like i’m really loud chris is that different um no snap sounds
19:14:49:0919:14:49:24Steve [Nortle]okay
19:14:51:2719:14:54:17Steve [Nortle]can you hear that very well Is that too loud?
19:15:04:0819:15:14:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, I feel like that’s the same on mine. But you guys are quieter but yeah so you guys sound fine to me but I do sound louder to myself.
19:15:07:1319:15:08:21Steve [Nortle]You sound fine in mine
19:15:08:2619:15:09:10Jesse [Foulclaw]you sound fine
19:15:18:0619:15:19:06Chris [TBD]It’s all in our heads
19:15:20:0619:15:21:14Steve [Nortle]That’s where everything is
19:15:23:0819:15:25:17Chris [TBD]the distance of the microphone that we’re speaking into.
19:15:27:1219:15:34:21Jesse [Foulclaw]is just the stuff that matters is
19:15:29:1119:15:29:21Chris [TBD]Okay, Dave?
19:15:32:0119:15:34:20Steve [Nortle]stuff we perceive and think about and understand
19:15:34:2119:15:42:27Jesse [Foulclaw]she blue yeah
19:15:42:2019:15:43:04Steve [Nortle]No
19:15:44:2719:15:47:27Steve [Nortle]No, Dave is blue.
19:15:48:1419:15:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw]like a violent purple thing oh maybe mine was being adjusted though he turned yours down
19:15:49:1519:15:59:12Steve [Nortle]Oh, it looked kind of red. He found the right one, yeah. Hers would be the first one because it’s like clockwise.
19:15:55:0219:15:55:22Chris [TBD]Yes.
19:15:58:2219:15:59:01Chris [TBD]Yes.
19:16:00:2319:16:08:24Chris [TBD]So Christian is the singer of The Aquabats, right? The lead, the one doing Yoga Gabbit.
19:16:04:0019:16:11:12Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah we’re talking about aquabat okay sorry sorry uh
19:16:05:2919:16:06:13Steve [Nortle]Yes.
19:16:10:2919:16:16:09Steve [Nortle]Everything’s sounding good to me but there’s no music. I don’t know if you were having music come through.
19:16:12:0619:16:13:24Chris [TBD]Yeah, it does sound pretty good.
19:16:22:0419:16:23:17Steve [Nortle]Dave is our guy in the chair.
19:16:25:1719:16:26:06Steve [Nortle]Guy in the Chair!
19:16:26:2619:16:35:08Jesse [Foulclaw]dave you’re a legend dave how did dave get a hottie like there to a party like this good
19:16:35:0819:16:57:04Jesse [Foulclaw]one dave you’re a legend dave oh okay
19:16:36:0219:16:37:10Chris [TBD]You’re a legend!
19:16:45:0619:16:45:26Brin [GM]and the thing that did it.
19:16:50:1119:16:53:17Brin [GM]No, yep, yes and no.
19:16:54:2719:16:55:09Chris [TBD]Anyways,
19:16:57:0419:17:08:11Jesse [Foulclaw]christian the lead bat mc
19:16:57:0919:17:07:22Steve [Nortle]aqua bats yes the lead the master mc bat commander it’s his official name
19:16:59:2619:17:03:02Chris [TBD]when I worked at this studio up in Salt Lake City
19:17:04:2519:17:06:11Chris [TBD]there’s a
19:17:08:1119:17:11:26Jesse [Foulclaw]bat commander got it
19:17:09:1219:17:20:16Chris [TBD]yeah MC Bat Commander so I’m up in this where I’m working at this studio up in Salt Lake called Metcom Studios they had a big sound stage, they had all this gear and equipment to record professionally
19:17:20:1619:17:31:06Chris [TBD]and so he came into the studio to do some ADR stuff and also meet with his other department that wasn’t a part of our company but rented space there
19:17:31:0619:17:37:06Chris [TBD]to do something for his TV show The Aquabat Super Show different from Yo Gabba Gabba right
19:17:38:0919:17:41:05Chris [TBD]And so I heard he was coming. I was like, oh, I got to get his autograph.
19:17:43:0119:17:53:13Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, I told you this. So I’m in the middle of the main office area where everyone can walk through and by it’s just in the front lobby and I’m printing out two
19:17:54:0919:17:59:18Chris [TBD]large pictures, headshots of Christian in his Aquabat getup right?
19:18:00:2119:18:04:01Chris [TBD]And I literally turn around and he’s standing there looking at me
19:18:05:0819:18:12:12Chris [TBD]and then he looks down at the thing and looks back up at me and I’m like, well, you got me red-handed. Can I get your autograph?
19:18:12:0619:18:13:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:18:13:1519:18:20:21Steve [Nortle]hanging up
19:18:15:2419:18:19:20Chris [TBD]He’s like, yeah, sure man. So I got one for me and I got another one for Steve.
19:18:20:2119:18:25:29Steve [Nortle]in my classroom it’s like hey super rad dude man
19:18:22:2119:18:23:29Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s so funny
19:18:26:1719:18:28:25Chris [TBD]He’s freaking awesome. The nicest guy ever.
19:18:29:1119:18:40:23Steve [Nortle]yeah he is i i listened to an interview on a podcast with him a couple years ago and i don’t know he’s just like a really chill down-to-earth guy like he recognizes just how
19:18:40:2319:18:47:23Steve [Nortle]bizarre his life is but he he actually went to school he was in the same choir group as
19:18:41:2519:18:42:15Chris [TBD]Sure, yeah.
19:18:47:2319:18:55:21Steve [Nortle]the lead singer from corn yeah so like yeah okay
19:18:50:0419:18:50:28Chris [TBD]Are you serious?
19:18:52:1719:18:53:11Chris [TBD]Is that why…
19:18:55:2119:19:01:06Steve [Nortle]so i talk about different lifestyles and
19:19:01:0619:19:08:07Steve [Nortle]i mean christian is uh lds he served a mission in japan and um i think he’s still a member
19:19:08:0719:19:16:23Steve [Nortle]and like a lot of their stuff has japanese in it like kind of an anime vibe and
19:19:17:1119:19:20:08Brin [GM]It switches between all of us Game paused
19:19:19:0619:19:30:02Steve [Nortle]it’s because of his mission so he gives a particular flavor but it’s all goofy It’s all bizarre They don’t sing about sad or depressing things. They just talk about
19:19:30:0219:19:31:15Steve [Nortle]powdered milkman
19:19:32:2019:19:34:02Steve [Nortle]cat with two heads
19:19:34:2919:19:35:21Chris [TBD]Super rad
19:19:35:2319:19:39:02Steve [Nortle]marching girl from planet V Yeah
19:19:39:2119:19:40:13Chris [TBD]Cherry chapstick
19:19:41:1619:19:46:03Steve [Nortle]It is super weird music
19:19:41:2219:19:53:06Jesse [Foulclaw]know what they are is because my brother is in this super weird music and growing up there was a short ska phase we got sucked into the ska stuff in a few shows he’s like you gotta listen to aqua dance
19:19:47:2919:19:48:27Chris [TBD]For sure.
19:19:53:2019:20:00:03Steve [Nortle]Musically, it’s all fine like it’s all very serviceable you know but there’s no there’s not like a whole lot of
19:19:56:2019:19:58:02Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s great music.
19:20:00:0319:20:06:04Steve [Nortle]complexity. You’re not going to be seeing people at Berklee trying to break down the
19:20:07:0919:20:17:13Steve [Nortle]musical theory behind The Red Sweater song, but just tons of fun hilarious live shows
19:20:17:1319:20:24:11Steve [Nortle]where they beat up bad guys who show up on stage and in giant ridiculous costumes
19:20:24:1119:20:31:23Steve [Nortle]and so it’s just like a logical step to take that move it to tv and just their weird sense of humor
19:20:33:0619:20:41:25Steve [Nortle]um the drummer from blink 182 travis barker he was uh their drummer on their second album
19:20:34:1119:20:34:25Jesse [Foulclaw]super funny
19:20:44:0819:20:50:28Steve [Nortle]and he’s in the super rad music video and he looks so uncomfortable and so unhappy
19:20:50:2819:21:00:05Steve [Nortle]he oh i didn’t know that yeah
19:20:51:1519:20:53:00Chris [TBD]He grew up LDS.
19:20:54:1619:21:01:11Chris [TBD]Yeah, Travis Barkley grew up LDS and then by the time he hit The Aquabats was separated to Sayonara
19:21:00:0519:21:09:17Steve [Nortle]and then he actually signed with blink 182 right before that concert we actually weren’t even sure how they were going to be playing because it was like
19:21:05:2619:21:06:01Chris [TBD]Yep.
19:21:09:1719:21:16:02Steve [Nortle]earlier that week but i i guess he must have been like um this might be happening so they
19:21:16:0219:21:24:12Steve [Nortle]found somebody like so but when
19:21:17:2819:21:19:29Chris [TBD]There’s always travel drummers
19:21:21:0319:21:25:21Chris [TBD]guitarists and stuff that they rely on for those reasons. Or like someone gets super sick, you know?
19:21:24:1219:21:33:19Steve [Nortle]you listen when you listened to the drums on their second album and compare them to everything that came after you’re like he’s really good
19:21:30:0619:21:32:05Chris [TBD]Yeah. It’s quite a difference.
19:21:33:1919:21:37:01Steve [Nortle]he was way better than that band deserved
19:21:36:2519:21:37:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:21:40:0319:21:43:00Steve [Nortle]I don’t think they would disagree with me on that at all
19:21:46:0819:21:46:16Steve [Nortle]but
19:21:46:2419:21:52:24Jesse [Foulclaw]um well i don’t have christian’s autograph but
19:21:52:2419:22:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]that years ago when i was at uvu uh john rays davies came
19:22:01:0519:22:01:20Steve [Nortle]yeah
19:22:04:1919:22:10:01Chris [TBD]remember that. I didn’t go but I remember him because he was there. And I always thought it was what? Why him?
19:22:06:2919:22:15:16Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah like it’s like why yeah you view they like they get some like really high level people to
19:22:15:1119:22:15:26Chris [TBD]Well, they got
19:22:15:1619:22:22:28Jesse [Foulclaw]come like you’re like what the oh yeah yep
19:22:18:2119:22:21:06Chris [TBD]George from Seinfeld. Yes.
19:22:18:2819:22:22:17Dave [Xeros]can everyone still hear everyone okay
19:22:25:0219:22:26:06Steve [Nortle]are we loud again
19:22:29:2319:22:31:16Chris [TBD]I feel like my voice is really loud
19:22:31:1519:22:37:28Dave [Xeros]it’s all connected to the exact same like feed that is coming through so if
19:22:39:0819:22:49:13Chris [TBD]So just take your fist, let me finish and space it from your mouth about there. You’ll be good.
19:22:51:0319:22:53:22Jesse [Foulclaw]think it’s still can you turn
19:22:51:2219:22:52:23Steve [Nortle]alright let’s see
19:22:56:2519:23:05:23Dave [Xeros]mmm check check check one two now what we need is some music in all honesty
19:23:00:2819:23:11:08Jesse [Foulclaw]check check check oh wait oh now i’m yeah too much go back up a little bit that’s uh that’s
19:23:11:0819:23:13:08Jesse [Foulclaw]not so that’ll work
19:23:15:0419:23:20:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Just a hair less. Just don’t even barely touch it. That’s probably good.
19:23:17:2619:23:22:03Steve [Nortle]Okay. I’m just reviewing my notes
19:23:22:1519:23:28:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, up! Up! Up! You’re making it quieter. I’m really quiet now.
19:23:29:2019:23:30:04Steve [Nortle]disagree
19:23:31:0219:23:31:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, sorry.
19:23:31:2719:23:33:01Steve [Nortle]No, you’re fine
19:23:33:2619:23:42:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Everybody’s really quiet. Okay, hold on. That was too fast. Now I’m very loud again. This is like really sensitive. You just gotta go down
19:23:44:0119:23:50:06Chris [TBD]literally moving at millimeters like that’s how yeah music
19:23:47:2019:23:49:11Steve [Nortle]I can hear the music just fine
19:23:51:1019:23:52:24Brin [GM]There’s music? I don’t hear any music.
19:23:55:2719:23:56:10Jesse [Foulclaw]got one of them.
19:23:56:1419:23:57:15Steve [Nortle]It’s plugged in right?
19:23:59:0619:24:01:20Brin [GM]Yeah it is. I can hear everything else but music.
19:24:02:0519:24:06:29Steve [Nortle]Everything but So we have Cicely
19:24:06:1119:24:10:08Brin [GM]Can you turn me down too or do I need to do that with mine?
19:24:07:0219:24:14:24Jesse [Foulclaw]down yeah just a smidge just a barely little little baby touch that’s probably good oh wait
19:24:12:1519:24:13:19Brin [GM]There it is, I hear music.
19:24:13:1519:24:23:29Steve [Nortle]I bet I’m willing to bet that this is your first time with those earphones right I bet that’s a big part of it
19:24:14:2419:24:24:12Jesse [Foulclaw]oh still talking talking oh that’s probly oh sure yeah it just
19:24:24:1719:24:26:23Steve [Nortle]It’s just so there
19:24:25:0519:24:25:28Brin [GM]Turn me down.
19:24:26:1119:24:28:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s in your spinal cord yeah
19:24:29:0219:24:33:06Steve [Nortle]I can’t wait. I mean, I’ll have to but I don’t want it
19:24:32:0419:24:38:16Brin [GM]oh that was too much okay right yeah maybe just a teeny bit less
19:24:39:1319:24:46:28Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re gonna do this how wow maybe it’s just me i still feel like i’m like way loud chris
19:24:40:2519:24:41:09Brin [GM]that’s great
19:24:49:0819:24:50:16Chris [TBD]You’re coming in fine to me.
19:24:49:2019:24:51:16Steve [Nortle]you’re coming in fine
19:24:51:2619:24:52:25Chris [TBD]Do you want up or down?
19:24:55:0019:24:58:23Jesse [Foulclaw]down down down
19:24:55:1219:24:56:15Brin [GM]I’m telling you
19:24:59:1519:25:00:29Brin [GM]on your eardrum
19:25:01:0319:25:11:04Jesse [Foulclaw]this is are you going down it still seems like oh wait that’s great don’t touch anything this will be fine yeah i’m like this is okay
19:25:10:0419:25:10:14Chris [TBD]Cool.
19:25:13:1919:25:21:10Dave [Xeros]music’s okay do you have static how
19:25:15:1219:25:17:23Jesse [Foulclaw]does he be able to have static or is it just these
19:25:25:0319:25:29:02Chris [TBD]Maybe your earphones, question mark? No, those are your new ones. They’re beautiful by the way.
19:25:28:2619:25:31:02Dave [Xeros]like i have the same ones and
19:25:31:2819:25:33:09Chris [TBD]I don’t have any static at all.
19:25:36:0319:25:38:05Brin [GM]-y last time too but I just ignore it
19:25:39:1419:25:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll be fine. I will survive
19:25:48:0919:25:51:02Dave [Xeros]well i’ll figure
19:25:51:2919:26:06:26Dave [Xeros]all that out later um well i’m
19:25:54:1819:25:55:06Chris [TBD]Let’s play.
19:25:55:2119:25:57:25Brin [GM]What I want to say is that we’re grateful.
19:25:59:0119:25:59:25Chris [TBD]Yeah, 100%.
19:25:59:2219:26:03:08Brin [GM]That’s what he was trained to pronounce when I said static.
19:26:01:1419:26:02:12Jesse [Foulclaw]What I
19:26:06:2619:26:14:28Dave [Xeros]trying to figure out where the static would be coming from because we’re all connected to the same exterior source right now so the only thing it could
19:26:14:2819:26:22:29Dave [Xeros]is the cable that’s going out from that to your thing so i’m just wondering what that
19:26:23:2919:26:25:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, yeah I hear it
19:26:26:0819:26:28:05Jesse [Foulclaw]No, it’s like you’re super
19:26:29:0719:26:32:20Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re very quiet Your mic is super quiet
19:26:31:2819:26:33:13Steve [Nortle]what not
19:26:34:0619:26:35:26Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s these headphones
19:26:35:2019:26:37:15Brin [GM]It’s the headphones, I’m telling you.
19:26:39:0719:26:48:20Dave [Xeros]well so the VTT is just going to take forever to load so just FYI that took like no
19:26:43:1319:26:44:02Brin [GM]Okay.
19:26:45:0119:26:48:29Chris [TBD]Can we just have the whole episode be us being like no, no, you’re too loud.
19:26:48:2019:26:58:25Dave [Xeros]you’re too loud it’s all of us doing the spider-man like point thing okay I’m actually gonna go turn on everything and then we’re good
19:26:50:1719:26:59:08Chris [TBD]No, no. no you’re not loud enough okay you guys need to come up yeah make it live make it life we’re
19:26:59:0819:27:04:11Chris [TBD]gonna start because right now we’re just a black screen and our viewers are like this is so cozy
19:27:09:0419:27:15:18Steve [Nortle]want to remind everybody that last time we had one nat 20 the whole session and five
19:27:15:0119:27:22:22Chris [TBD]who’s whose was it oh hold on cozy one -sided conversation apparently
19:27:15:1819:27:25:07Steve [Nortle]nat ones two of them showed up like the very last roll of these of the session
19:27:16:1419:27:17:15Brin [GM]Oh my!
19:27:19:2119:27:20:20Jesse [Foulclaw]like three of those were
19:27:22:2219:27:29:16Chris [TBD]on the stream dave only my mic is only my mike is being heard apparently on the street
19:27:29:1419:27:34:23Steve [Nortle]eros tries out his lying liar to see if it’ll filter out lies both TBD and nord will get a
19:27:34:2319:27:43:06Steve [Nortle]that one yes you
19:27:35:0719:27:36:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:27:38:1019:27:39:22Brin [GM]Oh, that’s hilarious.
19:27:45:0219:27:47:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, they can’t hear Steve.
19:27:46:2519:27:47:25Jesse [Foulclaw]doesn’t matter.
19:27:49:1419:27:50:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Can they hear me?
19:27:50:1119:27:52:04Chris [TBD]Interesting. They cannot… I don’t know.
19:27:53:0619:27:55:06Chris [TBD]Apparently it’s only my mic that can be heard.
19:27:57:2619:28:05:16Chris [TBD]So I’m just going to narrate everything that happens. Steve’s laughing right now. Bryn says that sounds great.
19:28:02:2319:28:04:01Brin [GM]honestly sounds great
19:28:06:1319:28:08:01Brin [GM]and I’m going to need you to turn me down
19:28:08:1719:28:19:03Chris [TBD]Jesse says he’s accepted his lot in life and said that he looks like Sean and now he wants to kill me. He’s pointing his finger at me
19:28:16:1519:28:19:19Jesse [Foulclaw]You shut your mouth, okay?
19:28:19:0319:28:21:25Chris [TBD]and telling me to shut my mouth. Sick.
19:28:20:0319:28:20:28Brin [GM]say it
19:28:23:2919:28:24:20Chris [TBD]Say again?
19:28:26:0119:28:33:20Chris [TBD]Yeah. How about now? Any changes there on the mic situation? Go ahead and someone else talk, please Steve.
19:28:33:0419:28:34:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Check checking talking
19:28:34:2919:28:38:16Steve [Nortle]i i can talk about how I’m texting my wife that we’re
19:28:39:2819:28:42:13Steve [Nortle]about to start.
19:28:42:2119:28:48:26Chris [TBD]Jesse yes it says he can hear Jesse. Steve yes sounds like we’re good in going. I’m gonna test Dave’s mic.
19:28:47:2919:28:49:11Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re here
19:28:48:2119:28:54:29Dave [Xeros]and that can be heard too i’m assuming see i’m quieter on this mic
19:28:49:0919:28:50:06Steve [Nortle]Here’s where
19:28:56:2619:28:57:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:28:58:1019:28:59:10Chris [TBD]I’m not kidding.
19:29:00:1219:29:03:20Chris [TBD]Yep on Dave yep I think we’re a little bit of a conversation We’re good man I think Brent
19:29:03:0119:29:05:11Brin [GM]hooray and you can hear me too mic check
19:29:06:0419:29:13:16Chris [TBD]Man we got our star viewer here Brent yes yeah we’re all in guys Dave has done it again
19:29:07:2919:29:08:12Steve [Nortle]ha ha
19:29:11:0819:29:12:06Steve [Nortle]Star viewer
19:29:13:2419:29:19:10Jesse [Foulclaw]know how you think this is quiet chris you must be losing your hearing
19:29:19:2919:29:20:14Brin [GM]um
19:29:22:2719:29:24:02Steve [Nortle]Oh well
19:29:23:2919:29:35:17Brin [GM]I’m so sorry can you turn me just a little bit this it’s so like this penetration is out of control sorry
19:29:25:0819:29:38:14Chris [TBD]yeah 100 more or
19:29:26:2519:29:28:12Steve [Nortle]It’s all
19:29:32:0619:29:42:06Jesse [Foulclaw]well whoa whoa I think we need
19:29:33:0719:29:34:29Steve [Nortle]We’re starting early are we
19:29:35:1719:29:38:01Brin [GM]in my ears these new headphones
19:29:40:1119:29:42:04Dave [Xeros]Uh, so-so. More or less.
19:29:42:0619:29:45:08Jesse [Foulclaw]bigger dials so that there’s more
19:29:46:1719:29:56:07Chris [TBD]one goes to 11 now now listen i’m not touching it
19:29:48:0719:29:55:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah can it go to negative i think you should just try and turn mine down just one more time
19:29:55:0219:30:03:20Jesse [Foulclaw]like a little bit just uh just that like smidge smidge just a little bitch just a
19:29:57:0019:30:01:17Dave [Xeros]Hey! Hey! Hey, I’m wondering can someone turn mine down a little bit?
19:30:03:0519:30:06:29Dave [Xeros]No, I don’t want mine turned down at all. Can I borrow your pen again?
19:30:03:2019:30:09:26Jesse [Foulclaw]little that’s it still sounds the same still loud still loud Still Loud Still Loud I don’t
19:30:12:2819:30:23:29Chris [TBD]the mic for everyone else not yourself so just in your just in
19:30:16:0519:30:25:29Dave [Xeros]It’s not adjusting the mic at all it’s actually just turning up all of our mics coming through the exact same port up and down So let’s say all of my microphones
19:30:26:1619:30:36:08Dave [Xeros]are streaming into your radio in your car You turning up the dial is what’s happening. All of our voices are the exact same.
19:30:36:2719:30:37:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, no.
19:30:38:2719:30:42:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Everybody’s loud to me. Yeah, it’s not just my mic.
19:30:39:2619:30:40:18Dave [Xeros]Everyone’s loud?
19:30:42:1419:30:48:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. I mean you can go down further. You just – I think what happens is you just didn’t go to enough –
19:30:44:0619:30:51:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah. It’s everybody. Well, now I’m silent and I’m dead. I can’t hear anything now. It’s gone. Yep.
19:30:52:2619:31:04:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Now there’s a little bit. I can hear it a little but… Just a little maybe? Just a Little… Oh, that’s good! That’s great! Stay away! Stay away. Don’t touch anything.
19:30:56:1119:30:56:27Dave [Xeros]Okay.
19:31:03:1719:31:04:03Chris [TBD]need to come up or
19:31:06:1019:31:07:19Dave [Xeros]This is what I’m going to do.
19:31:07:0119:31:08:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe we’ll have to switch spots.
19:31:09:0619:31:20:19Dave [Xeros]Every person at this damn table will have their own little knob to turn up and down next session. Next session. I’m not kidding you. I will do it just because of this.
19:31:19:0619:31:27:14Jesse [Foulclaw]we i have a question what if are we allowed to touch other people’s knobs that’s the only knob
19:31:21:0419:31:21:10Brin [GM]fine
19:31:23:1019:31:33:26Dave [Xeros]No, no. You touch your own knob and that’s the only knob you’re allowed to touch. The knob will be over there on your side of the table and you can
19:31:24:0519:31:24:26Brin [GM]not telling you again
19:31:32:2319:31:35:06Steve [Nortle]You can call the knob whatever you want.
19:31:33:1019:31:33:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:31:34:2319:31:39:22Dave [Xeros]yep, you can touch the knob you can do whatever you want twist the knob
19:31:37:2319:31:40:03Steve [Nortle]Twist it, tweak it.
19:31:40:2919:31:51:00Chris [TBD]lie. What do you want? Steve, what do you like yours? Well mine’s too loud so hold on.
19:31:41:2119:31:43:29Jesse [Foulclaw]only like two things you can do with knobs
19:31:44:0719:31:45:02Brin [GM]it’s good
19:31:46:2519:31:50:17Steve [Nortle]I’m fine! I’ve been fine since our first little check.
19:31:51:0019:32:02:06Chris [TBD]Sean have you seen the show
19:31:51:2319:32:01:02Jesse [Foulclaw]just texted me and said you should accept that you look like chong mother all right
19:31:53:1019:31:56:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:31:53:2019:31:56:16Dave [Xeros][laughter]
19:31:53:2919:31:56:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:31:53:2919:31:57:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
19:32:01:0219:32:12:19Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re gonna have to we’re not we have to block some viewers i think uh no I’ve seen it and like yeah it’s like fun and stuff you know but he’s just like he’s obnoxious
19:32:08:0819:32:09:00Brin [GM]not blocked
19:32:14:1219:32:16:25Chris [TBD]I look like the gay NSYNC guy, Lance Bass.
19:32:17:0519:32:30:09Brin [GM]that’s fantastic
19:32:17:2619:32:19:23Chris [TBD]And they don’t mean it with a compliment.
19:32:20:2719:32:29:04Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i’m not even sure if i can that’s amazing
19:32:30:0919:32:31:25Brin [GM]that’s fantastic
19:32:31:1519:32:42:06Chris [TBD]I also look like Brian Wilson. He was the pitcher for The Giants. Fear of the beard? I look a lot like him. And then I also get the guy on Bones,
19:32:40:1119:32:49:15Jesse [Foulclaw]all the like forensic dude oh yeah wow you do
19:32:42:1619:32:44:11Chris [TBD]the redhead guy in Bones.
19:32:46:0319:32:49:06Chris [TBD]Yep, the forensic dude. I look at that. Look a lot more like him apparently.
19:32:47:0219:32:54:21Steve [Nortle]Yeah, people tell me I just look like my dad.
19:32:50:1519:32:52:06Chris [TBD]See, there’s doppelgangers everywhere.
19:32:57:2119:32:57:24Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
19:32:58:0919:33:02:28Chris [TBD]But the difference between you and me, Jesse, is I don’t look at myself in the mirror and tell myself I’m good enough.
19:33:05:0919:33:08:06Jesse [Foulclaw]you don’t have to do that
19:33:07:2919:33:10:08Chris [TBD]That was incredibly rude of me, I apologize.
19:33:11:0019:33:12:15Steve [Nortle]Knives are out tonight.
19:33:12:1919:33:14:24Jesse [Foulclaw]mental health is not a joke Chris
19:33:16:0319:33:17:05Brin [GM]it’s really
19:33:16:2219:33:21:01Chris [TBD]But that reminds me of the episode we watched with Psych last night it was all about mental health in The Suicide Hotline.
19:33:23:0919:33:25:02Jesse [Foulclaw]escape it it will fall
19:33:24:2519:33:27:14Chris [TBD]You know the one with the cat where he talks to the cat? Yeah, that one.
19:33:28:0419:33:30:15Steve [Nortle]No, no, don’t know.
19:33:29:1119:33:29:25Chris [TBD]First season.
19:33:35:1819:33:37:05Chris [TBD]Just look to your right and you’ve seen it.
19:33:39:2319:33:41:24Steve [Nortle]Chris is on fire!
19:33:42:2319:33:47:05Chris [TBD]I’m wasting all this because I need to be a TV character Hold on Yeah, just
19:33:50:1819:33:52:22Chris [TBD]Look to your left You’ll see NSYNC.
19:33:53:0219:33:58:29Jesse [Foulclaw]flex every time you talk the whole time
19:33:57:0619:34:03:27Chris [TBD]So what you’re saying is TBD Is in a constant state of flexing When he’s talking? Yeah, I’m okay with that
19:33:57:1419:33:58:23Steve [Nortle]That’s your secret word?
19:34:07:0819:34:10:20Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ll make you like give a speech or something to talk for an extended period of time
19:34:10:1619:34:16:20Chris [TBD]Back in 200 years ago With my grandfather
19:34:16:2019:34:25:04Chris [TBD]Well, what are we doing?
19:34:26:1219:34:29:09Chris [TBD]We’re starting, let’s do it Yep, he said welcome everyone
19:34:27:1719:34:35:07Brin [GM]what he said welcome welcome to the boardroom uh this
19:34:35:0719:34:47:03Brin [GM]is chapter four episode three it is and if you haven’t i stop yes this is the third one
19:34:38:2919:34:46:04Chris [TBD]It is Holy cow, you’ve already done three of these If you’ve done two You’re on your third
19:34:47:0319:34:55:21Brin [GM]this is session three um also if you hadn’t uh followed or liked or all the things please do so
19:34:56:0519:35:04:22Brin [GM]because we’re trying to get what’s it called on twitch monetized is that the right one
19:35:02:2919:35:03:09Chris [TBD]Are we?
19:35:04:1719:35:06:06Chris [TBD]I thought we were just doing this for fun.
19:35:04:2219:35:16:14Brin [GM]we technically are already but we need 50. We need 50 you know that’s right anyways all
19:35:16:1419:35:27:03Brin [GM]right let’s get started so little recap from last episode um we you guys did lots of things
19:35:27:0319:35:32:27Brin [GM]you got out of the lab, you made your way to the ferryman, you got dumped in the water
19:35:32:2719:35:40:03Brin [GM]you got that’s right toe
19:35:33:1219:35:34:22Steve [Nortle]forget we also
19:35:35:0319:35:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]famous yeah mama show arguably one of the best characters we’ve
19:35:37:1719:35:37:28Chris [TBD]Yum yum.
19:35:40:0319:35:48:15Brin [GM]mama toe mama probably and i
19:35:44:2319:35:54:12Steve [Nortle]that was
19:35:45:2919:35:54:04Jesse [Foulclaw]encountered in our entire I think
19:35:49:1119:35:50:07Chris [TBD]Now hold on.
19:35:52:1419:35:52:29Chris [TBD]Hold on.
19:35:54:1219:36:04:17Steve [Nortle]jesse speaking not foul cloth tobias tobias that’s absurd
19:35:55:1319:36:02:14Chris [TBD]That owl in the very first campaign that kept trying to get us arrested. Yeah, that guy was pretty good too.
19:36:03:0719:36:05:26Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s he’s a contender he’s up there
19:36:06:1019:36:07:29Chris [TBD]Go ahead. Don’t let me interrupt.
19:36:07:0519:36:09:03Dave [Xeros]I still love Morty.
19:36:07:0819:36:12:15Steve [Nortle]to buyeth and show mama need to have a spin-off and yet with morty
19:36:09:2219:36:15:29Chris [TBD]Yeah, Morty was good. Each campaign has had its star Joey Chestnuts.
19:36:13:0319:36:21:20Jesse [Foulclaw]joey joey chestnuts
19:36:14:1519:36:18:25Brin [GM]broth oh okay I think
19:36:16:2019:36:22:19Steve [Nortle]oh yeah so you’re it’s on you Dave to come up with some fan favorite NPC
19:36:21:2019:36:28:00Jesse [Foulclaw]i think
19:36:23:0019:36:24:21Dave [Xeros]Oh, I’ll figure something out.
19:36:23:0619:36:32:16Chris [TBD]look at my hot dog guys what’s up the
19:36:27:2919:36:38:03Brin [GM]i mean that’s just the best overweight voice i’ve ever heard in my life like i can’t i can’ even i can’T mimic it but i respect
19:36:32:0519:36:33:18Steve [Nortle]Joey Chet Nuts
19:36:32:1619:36:43:01Chris [TBD]heavy the heavy breathing those are any hot dogs
19:36:37:0219:36:46:02Steve [Nortle]we should go to Cho Mama together and see what kind of broth she has I don’t know I think she has eggplant
19:36:47:1519:36:59:23Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re just all doing star mpc
19:36:48:0119:36:49:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:36:48:1119:36:49:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:36:49:0719:36:57:20Chris [TBD]okay we are doing this we are gonna have a one shot where we each play our star character
19:36:52:0219:36:52:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:36:57:2019:37:05:12Chris [TBD]you’re playing yes yes we are
19:36:59:0519:37:09:16Brin [GM]no no side big toe big toe this
19:37:01:1019:37:02:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
19:37:02:2919:37:07:18Jesse [Foulclaw]that actually sounds fantastic
19:37:05:1219:37:13:11Chris [TBD]doin’ this. This is so good. Chat agrees they’re like do it I’ve been dying to play Joey Chestnuts again.
19:37:14:0119:37:20:08Steve [Nortle]I think I actually have a sheet for Tobias not because of our campaign
19:37:18:2919:37:26:02Brin [GM]you do have a sheet and guess who has it in their possession right now
19:37:20:0819:37:27:08Steve [Nortle]that i pulled him like i had him so i just dropped him in so did i give you tobias
19:37:28:0119:37:28:27Chris [TBD]Oh, my.
19:37:28:1419:37:31:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I gave it. You gave it to me, and I passed it along.
19:37:30:0219:37:41:23Steve [Nortle]oh wow all right wow what a floozy he’s just going all around to play it he’s a bit of a
19:37:34:1419:37:40:20Brin [GM]chapter to chapter oh no i’m very okay with that
19:37:34:1619:37:38:20Chris [TBD]Now, I totally interrupted your recap. I apologize.
19:37:38:1019:37:39:15Dave [Xeros]tobias the floozy
19:37:40:0619:37:43:10Chris [TBD]We ate food and then we got dumped in the ocean.
19:37:40:2019:37:47:18Brin [GM]you can interrupt me anytime yes and also i noticed i re-watched our last episode
19:37:47:1819:37:53:23Brin [GM]and i ignored a lot of your guys’s requests you guys would like say ask me a question
19:37:47:2819:37:48:04Chris [TBD]Nice.
19:37:51:0619:37:52:03Dave [Xeros]yes you did
19:37:53:2319:38:01:20Brin [GM]i would completely ignore yours don’t let me do that oh i felt so bad i can’t like
19:37:54:2619:37:57:03Chris [TBD]That’s very common. That’s pretty cool.
19:38:01:0519:38:02:14Dave [Xeros]we do with brin
19:38:01:2019:38:13:18Brin [GM]literally didn’t even hear you it’s crazy i well quite just enough that it was significant
19:38:05:0919:38:07:09Dave [Xeros]was it because of all the static
19:38:05:2319:38:09:13Chris [TBD]When? How much? How many?
19:38:13:1819:38:19:18Brin [GM]enough that I noticed you know what I mean so if I do again please call me out don’t stop asking
19:38:15:0619:38:15:22Dave [Xeros]yeah
19:38:19:1819:38:26:26Brin [GM]your question because I’m like I’m obviously yes yes obviously I’m stressed up here you know
19:38:21:2019:38:22:10Dave [Xeros]brin
19:38:26:2619:38:35:28Brin [GM]what I’m saying and I’m trying to come up with the next thing. So, that’s
19:38:30:1419:38:42:02Steve [Nortle]i don’t know that that will actually work because she has young kids no i’m fine it’s the it’s just that that’s like that’s the kid thing that like that’s a fast way
19:38:32:2319:38:34:09Chris [TBD]Because you’re too loud on the mic?
19:38:35:2319:38:36:24Dave [Xeros]it’s just the kids
19:38:36:1319:38:37:08Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s yeah.
19:38:40:1019:38:40:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
19:38:40:1019:38:49:20Dave [Xeros]yeah mom mom mom mommy mommy mama mama mom mom hi
19:38:42:0219:38:47:03Steve [Nortle]it probably yeah
19:38:42:0719:38:48:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I thought you not listening to us was just like a parental strategy that you were just like override. Yep.
19:38:44:0619:38:44:29Chris [TBD]Mama. Mama.
19:38:48:0919:38:55:28Brin [GM]No, I do have that skill quite it’s an expert it’s a master skill at this point
19:38:49:1119:38:49:24Chris [TBD]Hi.
19:38:49:2019:38:56:22Dave [Xeros]it has some
19:38:53:0719:38:55:01Chris [TBD]I’m not a huge Family Guy fan,
19:38:56:0719:39:06:22Chris [TBD]but there’s one part that I… Well, there’s two that I love. One of them was with Quagmire and the other is with Stewie when he’s doing the Pictionary. It’s a jackal! A jackal?
19:39:05:2019:39:09:17Dave [Xeros]jackal the jekyll jackal jackal well check on the first time
19:39:10:0419:39:11:29Chris [TBD]Wasn’t on the first time how would it be around this?
19:39:13:1919:39:14:28Chris [TBD]Anyway. Continue.
19:39:16:2719:39:23:06Brin [GM]great take all the time you want do you now here you go let me give you them
19:39:17:0119:39:18:15Dave [Xeros]talking about you know
19:39:18:1619:39:24:11Chris [TBD]Oh wait, I have like four of those. I think. I can look.
19:39:24:1219:39:36:29Brin [GM]yeah right if you didn’t write it down then i’ll okay sweet here you come one
19:39:26:2319:39:29:13Chris [TBD]I did write it down. Yep, four right there.
19:39:30:1619:39:31:15Chris [TBD]Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
19:39:32:0819:39:34:21Steve [Nortle]i i think
19:39:32:2519:39:33:16Chris [TBD]Ichi-di Chansey.
19:39:37:1919:39:45:17Brin [GM]here’s four you’re welcome and here is one maybe these
19:39:39:0519:39:39:19Chris [TBD]Thank you.
19:39:48:2519:39:49:29Chris [TBD]I don’t know if you heard
19:39:51:0119:39:56:26Chris [TBD]but we are doing a one shot where we’re all going to play the number 1 NPCs
19:39:54:0419:39:56:13Dave [Xeros]the number one okay so your joey chestnuts
19:39:58:1919:40:04:07Steve [Nortle]you’ll have to be the dm at that point and in the course of that time come up with your start
19:40:04:0019:40:12:05Dave [Xeros]my my okay i’m i’m totally down for that i know it’s like so this is the character that i will be playing
19:40:06:1819:40:09:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah. You can pre-introduce an NPC from
19:40:12:2019:40:22:06Chris [TBD]It’s all going to be prediction. It’s going to be some character that has some sort of like daddy issues that is going to be super dark and brooding and
19:40:16:2019:40:27:11Dave [Xeros]i think it’s actually it’s probably going to be like some brothel worker in all honesty um no i
19:40:24:0619:40:26:07Chris [TBD]yeah there we go that’s 100%.
19:40:26:2719:40:29:14Steve [Nortle]so that morty can feel comfortable the entire
19:40:29:1419:40:41:04Steve [Nortle]time he
19:40:30:0219:40:41:08Brin [GM]yes or it could just be morty as a brothel worker i mean it’s a slippery slope after you’ve gotten
19:40:31:1519:40:34:01Dave [Xeros]I do feel like
19:40:34:2819:40:36:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
19:40:36:0819:40:36:20Chris [TBD]he’s headed
19:40:41:0819:40:51:14Brin [GM]a taste after you’re getting taste of the mossy soup oh
19:40:41:0919:40:43:12Chris [TBD]He left the castle. We don’t know where he went.
19:40:44:0519:40:45:25Jesse [Foulclaw]a dark turn
19:40:45:0919:40:46:27Chris [TBD]We don’ t know where he is.
19:40:47:0319:40:51:03Dave [Xeros]with jacens at some point and just went all off the rails
19:40:50:1319:40:51:24Chris [TBD]Got her in a freeze.
19:40:51:1419:40:59:24Brin [GM]she’s gonna love that there’s none left it’s all gone
19:40:52:1219:40:55:03Steve [Nortle]should have kept some chastity glass
19:40:54:0919:40:55:27Dave [Xeros][laughter]
19:40:54:1519:41:01:20Jesse [Foulclaw]it was abolished with Brent’s chapter
19:40:57:1219:41:03:21Chris [TBD]Okay, all right, we off the rails again
19:40:59:2419:41:07:08Brin [GM]it has been shrunk down into an oblivion all
19:41:07:1019:41:14:25Dave [Xeros]The one thing I would ask is, I can’t select that character. You guys have to select that character for me. Okay, good. All right, great.
19:41:12:1419:41:15:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, no that’s totally who we like
19:41:15:0819:41:16:03Jesse [Foulclaw]see okay
19:41:16:0919:41:16:26Chris [TBD]absolutely.
19:41:17:0319:41:20:10Dave [Xeros]All right. Getting ahead of ourselves. Let’s jump back in here.
19:41:21:1319:41:21:17Dave [Xeros]Yep.
19:41:22:0219:41:33:21Brin [GM]so to finish our recap really fast got dumped in the water you talked to Cicely met her she sent you guys on a little quest to
19:41:33:0519:41:37:14Chris [TBD]Cicely was the mermaid queen that laid eggs right in front of us
19:41:36:1119:41:36:29Steve [Nortle]yeah
19:41:38:0819:41:43:19Brin [GM]I don’t know why you guys have to be so weird about dad
19:41:38:1819:41:39:05Chris [TBD]awkwardly
19:41:39:1919:41:41:01Steve [Nortle]that’s actually in my notes
19:41:41:1419:41:45:24Chris [TBD]Oh, don’t make a weird daddy.
19:41:42:2019:41:44:23Steve [Nortle]she lays an egg which gets weird
19:41:42:2119:41:44:24Jesse [Foulclaw]life is a gift
19:41:46:0319:41:48:03Jesse [Foulclaw]problem
19:41:46:0519:41:50:05Brin [GM]Don’t make it weird. She’s just having a baby in front of you
19:41:49:2219:41:59:18Jesse [Foulclaw]yep yep it’s this circle circle of life owls lay eggs as well so i don’t have a problem
19:41:49:2719:41:53:03Chris [TBD]She’s just having a baby. No big deal. It’s a miracle of life.
19:41:50:0219:41:55:12Dave [Xeros]Yeah, just… Yeah, because I sit out and I watch chickens laying eggs all the time.
19:41:56:1619:41:56:21Dave [Xeros]All right.
19:41:57:2019:42:01:29Steve [Nortle]I don’t even know how turtles are born
19:41:58:0219:42:00:23Brin [GM]Yeah, she ovulates 10
19:42:04:0719:42:06:07Chris [TBD]Eggs? Sea turtles?
19:42:04:1419:42:12:02Brin [GM]Oh X i’ve you know i really haven’t thought about how basil was born but i think it’s appropriate that
19:42:05:0819:42:06:15Dave [Xeros]Eggs. Yep.
19:42:11:1019:42:11:28Dave [Xeros]Don’t worry about it.
19:42:12:0219:42:18:26Brin [GM]she kicked herself out of an egg don’t you think she punched she punched through
19:42:15:1719:42:17:27Dave [Xeros]I’ll take care of it. Don’t worried about it.”
19:42:17:1919:42:25:15Steve [Nortle]and then
19:42:17:2919:42:19:05Chris [TBD]That’s canon now.
19:42:18:2619:42:26:05Brin [GM]that shell and the membrane all at once yeah that tracks
19:42:24:0919:42:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]right
19:42:25:0719:42:25:14Dave [Xeros]Alright.
19:42:25:1519:42:30:02Steve [Nortle]And she stomped right over to the liquor cabinet, ripped open the door and took a shot.
19:42:34:1219:42:44:04Brin [GM]he met cicely and she has asked a favor of you all to gain your trust for you to go to the orchard and see what’s going on
19:42:38:2019:42:39:03Chris [TBD]Yes.
19:42:44:1119:42:46:06Chris [TBD]Which was where we were headed anyways.
19:42:47:1119:42:49:00Brin [GM]so it was perfect, okay
19:42:48:1519:42:52:08Chris [TBD]I think we should go deeper down into the ocean. I’m kidding. We’re going to The Orchard.
19:42:52:1719:42:52:22Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
19:42:53:1019:42:59:09Dave [Xeros]I don’t want to waste the dom-com suit that I have in all honesty. I just feel like I need to go skin diving.
19:42:56:2919:43:03:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, those things are cool. I had to explain my son what the dom-com suit was and I’m like, well
19:43:00:1019:43:04:25Brin [GM]I sincerely
19:43:02:1919:43:02:25Dave [Xeros]Yep.
19:43:04:0919:43:06:01Chris [TBD]it’s a jellyfish. That’s what I said
19:43:06:0419:43:11:21Brin [GM]apologize for that I mean, I’m gonna say that I’m sorry but
19:43:06:2419:43:18:11Jesse [Foulclaw]jellyfish yeah you’re not fowl claw took it off as fast as possible he was like very
19:43:07:0519:43:08:04Chris [TBD]It’s a Jellyfish
19:43:11:2819:43:13:12Chris [TBD]You’re not 100%
19:43:13:1019:43:13:27Dave [Xeros]That’s okay.
19:43:13:1119:43:20:02Brin [GM]It was ruffling his feathers
19:43:20:2019:43:25:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yes felt it was very uncomfortable it felt like this was not the time or
19:43:21:1219:43:22:14Dave [Xeros]It was limiting, right?
19:43:24:0919:43:25:11Chris [TBD]We’re up on the
19:43:25:1519:43:33:11Jesse [Foulclaw]the place to be wearing anything like this so oh
19:43:28:1219:43:31:07Chris [TBD]Are we at the base of the cliff or up top of the clip now?
19:43:29:2119:43:39:10Steve [Nortle]I have a note that Nortle drags foul claw and TBD to the surface because you guys well
19:43:35:1719:43:39:09Chris [TBD]Why did you drag us through the surface again? Did I shrink?
19:43:40:1419:43:47:29Steve [Nortle]you and i yeah we got a nat one against the lying liar yeah and so i grabbed it
19:43:42:1919:43:48:06Chris [TBD]That’s right So I’m currently floating inside The Jellyfish is trying to eat me
19:43:47:2919:43:55:11Steve [Nortle]yeah and i and it says um eros is on his own to get up uh we’ll go up the stairs next time
19:43:55:1119:44:07:17Steve [Nortle]that’s what so we’re already the cliffs
19:43:57:0519:43:58:18Chris [TBD]And we’ve arrived
19:43:58:2919:44:05:15Brin [GM]Yes, you are at the base of the steps. You have a long ways to go up and we’re going to skip that part.
19:44:07:1719:44:19:06Steve [Nortle]of insanity oh we’re done wait actually you are
19:44:10:1319:44:12:13Dave [Xeros]As long as we get to have the sword fight at the top.
19:44:13:0919:44:14:29Chris [TBD]Montage, cue the 80s music.
19:44:14:0219:44:21:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i am not left -handed i am actually sorry that’s not my line sorry
19:44:19:2319:44:20:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
19:44:23:0719:44:27:20Dave [Xeros]That’s why Jesse has to sit where he’s at is because he’s left-handed.
19:44:23:2119:44:24:21Steve [Nortle]you ruined it
19:44:23:2519:44:24:21Brin [GM]That’s right!
19:44:28:2719:44:30:20Jesse [Foulclaw]all this over here is all mine
19:44:31:2419:44:33:15Dave [Xeros]All this blank space over here
19:44:34:0319:44:42:29Brin [GM]my brother. He got the corner seat at the table because he was a lefty we had like these swinging chairs the bar chairs underneath
19:44:37:1519:44:38:03Chris [TBD]Yeah
19:44:42:2919:44:53:02Brin [GM]our it was the worst. It was the worse. We’re
19:44:43:1119:44:44:14Chris [TBD]I remember those
19:44:44:1019:44:49:15Dave [Xeros]just one more time that our entire culture just shifts because of a minority. It’s ridiculous.
19:44:51:2419:44:52:13Chris [TBD]who left hand
19:44:53:0219:44:58:16Brin [GM]gonna get in trouble and I don’t even care all
19:44:58:1619:45:10:00Brin [GM]right okay so you have made it to the edge of the orchard okay? The mist has cleared from
19:45:05:1319:45:06:20Dave [Xeros]Wow, all right.
19:45:05:1419:45:06:29Chris [TBD]Nice Okay
19:45:10:0019:45:19:09Brin [GM]the orchard but unfortunately the vegetation is has not recovered yet it’s still that squelchy slimy decomposing state
19:45:19:2419:45:26:22Dave [Xeros]I’m going to just put part of the dom-com suit on so I don’t touch any of the sliminess of the trees.
19:45:25:1819:45:29:20Brin [GM]like use it as like waterproof boot covers okay
19:45:28:0319:45:34:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah, no. Like it’s on me and it’s like the heads just down like a hood.
19:45:30:2919:45:33:06Chris [TBD]For protection
19:45:32:0219:45:37:21Brin [GM]yep that’s fine oh yep all you have to do is tell it what to do and it will gladly do for you
19:45:38:0919:45:43:23Jesse [Foulclaw]jarvis
19:45:38:1919:45:41:07Dave [Xeros]It’s like an Iron Man nanoparticles.
19:45:42:2619:45:52:01Brin [GM]so you know they can only be out of the water for eight hours and then they have to be rehydrated if you if you keep them in a jar of water it’s fine but
19:45:46:1619:45:48:08Dave [Xeros]What if I put them in a water skin?
19:45:52:0119:46:00:25Brin [GM]has to have holes in the top because they do have to breathe okay and that is a hard mix because if your jar tips over, the water spills out.
19:46:00:0619:46:02:25Dave [Xeros]I’m setting a timer for eight hours
19:46:03:1219:46:13:21Steve [Nortle]um uh yeah guys i I now have the watery sphere spell in my amulet
19:46:05:1019:46:09:21Jesse [Foulclaw]like a flask in my pack and stuff so there’s some liquid
19:46:13:1919:46:15:09Dave [Xeros]oh okay yeah
19:46:13:2219:46:16:28Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah. Nice. Got a little nice habitat for them.
19:46:16:1419:46:24:02Steve [Nortle]yes if we ever need to Any of you except for him can have access to the watery sphere.
19:46:17:2719:46:19:15Dave [Xeros]we can just
19:46:19:2419:46:21:00Brin [GM]didn’t hand
19:46:24:1819:46:24:28Jesse [Foulclaw]me
19:46:24:2619:46:26:14Dave [Xeros]I’m feeling a little
19:46:25:2419:46:31:19Steve [Nortle]I’m still deciding on you, so just TBD and you.
19:46:30:0619:46:31:02Dave [Xeros]that’s fine
19:46:33:0019:46:36:02Brin [GM]fine wait what? What’s going on Eros?
19:46:33:1119:46:44:12Dave [Xeros]no I think the religious thing I think I’m being like segregated off of the main group because of my
19:46:44:1219:46:50:17Dave [Xeros]religious uh feelings now and um yeah so now i can’t use the water sphere that’s fine i’ll just
19:46:50:1719:46:57:24Dave [Xeros]figure something else out yes yes targeted for my religious beliefs
19:46:52:0219:46:57:14Jesse [Foulclaw]talking about prejudice or something is that are you feel like you’re being targeted for your religious beliefs or something
19:46:54:2519:47:00:08Chris [TBD]What are your religious beliefs?
19:46:57:2419:47:04:00Dave [Xeros]well not foul claw it’s the
19:46:59:2319:47:08:21Brin [GM]do you have to say of that foul claw it’s oh i don’t it
19:47:04:0019:47:12:09Dave [Xeros]it’s nortal nortal is the one that’s i canít use the watersphere apparently excuse me I think we
19:47:07:2419:47:10:12Steve [Nortle]Yeah, well, choices have consequences.
19:47:12:0919:47:16:02Dave [Xeros]rolled against this I thought you were mad at foulclaw not at me for the whole basil hands
19:47:17:2119:47:19:16Steve [Nortle]It wasn’t a hands cut off thing.
19:47:21:2819:47:24:05Chris [TBD]He’s still angry. That’s right. Nortle…
19:47:23:0719:47:32:15Dave [Xeros]know some say lions some say protecting you know you just uh you’re gonna have to score with
19:47:23:1619:47:25:17Brin [GM]it was the flesh golem lying
19:47:25:0619:47:26:27Jesse [Foulclaw]gonna have to we’re going to have to deal with the
19:47:35:0219:47:39:21Chris [TBD]We’ve got an angry nortal with us right now. We’ve got to get him satiated.
19:47:40:0719:47:43:14Dave [Xeros]he needs a some some earphones that penetrate his
19:47:41:2819:47:43:13Chris [TBD]Some good revenge.
19:47:44:0419:47:44:25Steve [Nortle]There we go.
19:47:46:2119:47:52:26Steve [Nortle]It took about an hour to go up those stairs, right? So TBD is back to full size. We’re all full-size again.
19:47:49:0219:47:59:23Brin [GM]it sure did yeah you’re all full size it definitely this cliff is massive it definitely took some time to hike up these stairs it’s like
19:47:49:2919:47:55:04Chris [TBD]Oh, okay. I’m not… Yeah. All right, cool. I’m OK with that.
19:47:56:0619:48:02:23Dave [Xeros]yeah look got some we boys to men
19:48:05:0719:48:09:21Jesse [Foulclaw]flew up part of the way when my legs got tired so like i’m pretty like balanced out
19:48:10:2219:48:15:23Jesse [Foulclaw]my cardio is oh yeah
19:48:12:1119:48:16:05Chris [TBD]I mean, I rode halfway up, so I’m feeling great.
19:48:14:1719:48:22:07Steve [Nortle]And I had to hike a mountain to get to Rex for… To learn my Rexquando show I’m fine. This is normal.
19:48:21:0319:48:21:29Chris [TBD]He’s good too.
19:48:22:2619:48:29:15Brin [GM]floated with your legs crossed me there all right awesome okay you are at the edge
19:48:29:1519:48:36:29Brin [GM]of the orchard and you enter okay the trees yes foul
19:48:37:0919:48:43:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i would like to survey the orchard from above fly and see if i can i want to try and spot
19:48:39:1019:48:39:25Chris [TBD]Yeah.
19:48:43:1319:48:51:08Jesse [Foulclaw]if there’s sort of uh we can collaborate i’m open to teamwork so
19:48:43:2919:48:53:24Dave [Xeros]can I go ahead sorry oh i just wanted to do this crying spell so i could use you as a drone and just like
19:48:51:0819:49:00:28Jesse [Foulclaw]you can see what i’m looking at yeah is there like is there some crystal goggles i put on and you guys see everything or something
19:48:53:2419:48:59:10Dave [Xeros]see you yeah see what you’re seeing i know you really well yeah
19:49:01:0219:49:12:26Dave [Xeros]i’m just gonna i’m gonna hold up my orb and just like scry on you like guys check out this new thing that we figured out this is so fun keep your eyes open we want to make sure that we’re we might see things he might not see
19:49:01:2419:49:03:17Steve [Nortle]Shite beyond shite.
19:49:13:0619:49:25:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i i don’t know that that’s happening uh but so when i’m up there i’m just kind of talking to myself no no no so i’m Just like Talking To Myself and humming LaDonna the whole time while I’m surveying The Orchard
19:49:24:1619:49:34:11Brin [GM]so we have like some background there’s no mute there is no mute that was not programmed into this spell
19:49:25:1519:49:29:27Dave [Xeros]i’m like damn it where’s the mute button where’s
19:49:25:2219:49:26:26Chris [TBD]Please say something embarrassing.
19:49:28:1619:49:29:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
19:49:29:2419:49:31:16Chris [TBD]This is insufferable!
19:49:29:2719:49:39:26Dave [Xeros]mute button i think
19:49:33:1719:49:34:26Chris [TBD]Everyone roll for pain.
19:49:34:1319:49:42:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Miss LaDona miss LaDanna so much oh my gosh for death
19:49:38:2819:49:39:08Steve [Nortle]Wait
19:49:39:2619:49:47:02Dave [Xeros]i’d have a spell for deaf like deafen no not death death spells
19:49:44:1319:49:45:10Chris [TBD]Mute?
19:49:46:2919:49:57:15Jesse [Foulclaw]um so i just want to see if i can spot maybe where the mist is like originating from if there’s still mist in the orchard or if there’S a part of it that like looks healthy
19:49:58:2019:50:08:16Brin [GM]yeah so you’re gonna need do you need to roll for this right because it’s perception right insight what is it it’s person invest let’s
19:50:02:2619:50:10:03Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i have amazing investigate
19:50:03:0819:50:03:25Chris [TBD]Yeah.
19:50:04:2619:50:05:11Chris [TBD]Correct.
19:50:06:2519:50:08:03Steve [Nortle]Investigate Or perception
19:50:08:1619:50:15:24Brin [GM]do investigate investigation because you are investigating
19:50:10:1219:50:16:08Chris [TBD]It’s what you want them to get out of it.
19:50:23:1319:50:24:17Steve [Nortle]is pretty Thick
19:50:25:0419:50:27:16Jesse [Foulclaw]um i got a four total
19:50:28:1419:50:35:29Brin [GM]that’s really bad no so as
19:50:29:1819:50:30:13Chris [TBD]He’s humming.
19:50:33:2419:50:35:06Chris [TBD]Totally distracted there.
19:50:34:2719:50:37:20Jesse [Foulclaw]no they see what i see they see
19:50:35:2919:50:47:26Brin [GM]as you fly over the orchard it’s basically looking at the top of the Amazon rainforest. Okay, it’s a canopy of decomposing leaves.
19:50:41:1719:50:43:18Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah. Thick.
19:50:47:2619:50:57:16Brin [GM]It’s gross and a lot of the mist is actually left out of the orchard. It has dispersed a little bit but
19:50:57:1619:51:02:25Brin [GM]the top of the Orchard is so thick that you cannot see the ground. So you don’t really know
19:51:03:1119:51:10:03Brin [GM]anything that’s going on down there. You guys will have to enter to make a full investigation
19:51:11:1519:51:17:15Jesse [Foulclaw]oh damn well this is pointless anyway
19:51:14:2519:51:15:00Chris [TBD]Okay.
19:51:17:0419:51:25:03Chris [TBD]DVD enters. and I hint her before the orchard.
19:51:19:1119:51:21:03Dave [Xeros]enter stage left
19:51:24:1119:51:27:28Steve [Nortle]TBD, does this remind you at all of the swollen wastes?
19:51:28:2319:51:38:29Chris [TBD]No, actually The Swollen Waste was more of a almost like a swampy desert just a gray misty swampy dessert where
19:51:38:2919:51:43:26Chris [TBD]dead trees would pop up every once in a while this is a full-on orchard beautiful
19:51:46:0319:51:47:11Chris [TBD]beautifully decaying
19:51:48:0519:51:55:08Dave [Xeros]you know if you weren’t listening at ladana the whole time maybe you would have seen
19:51:48:1219:51:50:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m back i can’t see anything from above
19:51:50:2219:51:50:29Steve [Nortle]Oh!
19:51:57:2419:52:03:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I wasn’t listening to LaDonna and I don’t even know what you’re talking about. It doesn’t even matter though because I have every song memorized.
19:52:04:0519:52:06:04Chris [TBD]she sees in you. Because it’s certainly
19:52:07:0219:52:10:09Dave [Xeros]jeez. That was low… You blew loo.
19:52:11:1319:52:11:26Dave [Xeros]Loe blow!
19:52:11:2719:52:15:24Chris [TBD]established that you have a good voice? Has that ever been…
19:52:15:2519:52:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, I’m the singer of the group. you know.
19:52:17:0619:52:20:13Dave [Xeros]He sang in the choir like the entire thing.
19:52:19:2419:52:27:16Chris [TBD]Oh okay yeah yeah She must like that boyish tone. The choir!
19:52:22:2919:52:23:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
19:52:25:2619:52:27:02Steve [Nortle]He’s so pretty.
19:52:26:0619:52:28:15Brin [GM]night tv what’s going on with you
19:52:28:1819:52:31:07Chris [TBD]I thought I was agreeing Sorry
19:52:28:2819:52:29:17Dave [Xeros]Someone’s
19:52:30:2219:52:32:03Dave [Xeros]in a mood tonight.
19:52:31:2019:52:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Sticks and stones sticks and stones
19:52:35:1819:52:46:24Brin [GM]Okay. So you enter the orchard, okay? And the deeper you go, you’re noticing that there’s lots of… There’s small trees around,
19:52:47:1619:52:56:26Brin [GM]okay? Let me pull this up actually before I… Is it…? Oh, I should have done this before. Scenes.
19:52:51:0519:52:56:29Dave [Xeros]It’s gonna take forever to load. Yep. Are you pulling up something on the VTT?
19:52:56:2619:53:03:23Brin [GM]Yeah. The map of the…
19:53:11:1519:53:11:21Dave [Xeros]one?
19:53:13:1719:53:25:08Dave [Xeros]It should be under global. Yep, and then the map should be at the very bottom.
19:53:28:1319:53:31:16Brin [GM]-oh what
19:53:31:1419:53:34:02Dave [Xeros]Did you break it? Don’t break it. It’s fine.
19:53:33:2919:53:41:08Brin [GM]what no i didn’t break it oh i’m
19:53:41:0819:53:48:28Brin [GM]gonna need your help dave or someone i’m so sorry please don’t
19:53:43:0519:53:44:08Dave [Xeros]I can come just a second.
19:53:49:2119:53:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Salune
19:53:52:1619:53:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]praise Salune
19:53:57:0419:53:59:01Chris [TBD]Very curious where this is going to go
19:53:59:2019:54:06:02Brin [GM]i was i was almost there i was thinking that global was right here wow that
19:54:03:0219:54:04:18Chris [TBD]Falclaw feels the urge
19:54:06:0219:54:13:10Brin [GM]was quick oh i see all right that wasn’t bad
19:54:09:1919:54:13:29Dave [Xeros]Oh wow okay not okay
19:54:12:0519:54:12:13Chris [TBD]Nice.
19:54:16:0619:54:16:23Steve [Nortle]showing that?
19:54:17:1519:54:21:11Dave [Xeros]Ah I can look Hey look There it is there’s the map
19:54:20:2919:54:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s what we’re looking at with our eyes this is
19:54:22:1419:54:23:22Dave [Xeros]The map
19:54:27:0719:54:30:13Steve [Nortle]It’s very green. You were right, foul clawed, very green
19:54:28:0919:54:39:07Dave [Xeros]Yours will zoom in but ours won’t. There’s another thing you’d have to do. Yeah, wow. Yeah well there’s this little
19:54:33:0219:54:37:14Jesse [Foulclaw]my bird’s eye view actually i can see i could see the entire planet
19:54:33:2819:54:37:28Chris [TBD]Yeah, you were that high in space.
19:54:39:0719:54:48:23Dave [Xeros]button underneath your iPad over there like go underneath that thing there’s a thing down there if you hit the second button on it it’ll actually do this and then you can zoom in but you don’t
19:54:48:2319:54:56:01Dave [Xeros]have to. It’s fine. Don’t worry about it. We’re looking at it we’re right here look I’ll point
19:54:56:0119:55:03:21Dave [Xeros]out i’ll point out where we’re at okay okay so here we are we we
19:55:03:2119:55:08:28Dave [Xeros]are right here all right is that right and the orchard
19:55:11:0819:55:18:16Brin [GM]there it is the little pink let’s see I go oh oh there’s a little thing that says
19:55:18:1619:55:28:06Brin [GM]okay anyways it doesn’t matter it’s fine that’s right okay so and what about our cool
19:55:20:2819:55:21:11Dave [Xeros]the game master
19:55:29:0019:55:37:03Brin [GM]the cool map remember we did last time no the um the member
19:55:33:1719:55:34:24Chris [TBD]Is that playing music?
19:55:37:0319:55:42:20Brin [GM]we put just like the vegetation one
19:55:37:1419:55:38:14Chris [TBD]You can hear it.
19:55:47:2519:55:50:06Dave [Xeros]you yeah looking for another map
19:55:55:2919:55:57:13Chris [TBD]Yeah, we’re fixing that right now.
19:56:01:2119:56:02:20Chris [TBD]There’s music, yeah.
19:56:04:2219:56:05:16Chris [TBD]Make a chat.
19:56:06:0319:56:14:11Brin [GM]we got it we got that one right uh -oh this is am I am I jumping the gun on this a little bit
19:56:09:1919:56:10:14Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
19:56:14:1119:56:23:01Brin [GM]it’s a few you can do whatever you want okay no this is good we just won’t pull it up on screen
19:56:14:2119:56:15:13Chris [TBD]Everyone close your eyes.
19:56:23:0119:56:31:09Brin [GM]it okay okay so you walk into the orchard there’s lots of small trees they’re all at
19:56:31:0919:56:42:10Brin [GM]they were bearing fruit but now they’re decomposing okay it’s really it’s almost it’s shaped like a circle you can tell as you’re walking the orchid is the instead
19:56:39:1419:56:40:09Chris [TBD]The Orchard.
19:56:42:1019:56:51:28Brin [GM]of a regular orchard where the trees are planted in a line they are planted in a circle. So, you could tell that it’s like it’s wrapping around this way and
19:56:51:2819:57:02:19Brin [GM]there’s lines of trees. And as you head closer to the center, you start to see these trees.
19:57:04:2819:57:05:25Chris [TBD]Oh, yes.
19:57:05:2719:57:06:16Dave [Xeros]okay
19:57:06:2619:57:15:15Brin [GM]I’m going to pull these out. Here we go. Okay and you can see these
19:57:07:1519:57:20:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh are
19:57:15:1519:57:20:12Brin [GM]trees are massive. Hold on they go in a certain order.
19:57:22:2119:57:25:21Chris [TBD]I am pretty big. Oh, you’re talking about my height? Yeah.
19:57:27:1119:57:30:02Chris [TBD]Taller. I mean it depends on which…
19:57:30:1219:57:35:26Dave [Xeros]depends on if TBD’s fully erect or not standing fully erect
19:57:31:1619:57:33:02Chris [TBD]If I’m laying down
19:57:37:0819:57:42:04Brin [GM]Wow! I’m trying here. Give me one second.
19:57:38:2319:57:39:05Steve [Nortle]posture
19:57:44:2119:57:53:18Brin [GM]there’s my epic trees okay so these trees are way bigger than all the other trees
19:57:46:0319:57:46:29Chris [TBD]five of them.
19:57:53:2519:57:54:04Chris [TBD]Nice.
19:57:54:2619:58:04:11Brin [GM]and they’re obviously oozing with a magic aura but they are also decaying okay I need to turn
19:58:06:1819:58:07:11Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh.
19:58:08:1919:58:15:08Dave [Xeros]need our minis are we going to need our minis okay hey i’m gonna go i’m going to go I’m gonna do that all right i’m gotta go do
19:58:11:1719:58:16:11Brin [GM]need your minis that’s just a given that’s Just A Given we’re playing
19:58:13:1719:58:14:23Chris [TBD]We’ll get the minutes. Yeah, thank you.
19:58:17:1919:58:19:12Jesse [Foulclaw]not your fault that’s our fault
19:58:18:2919:58:20:23Chris [TBD]Did you even have to ask
19:58:21:2919:58:23:28Chris [TBD]two in the hour minutes?
19:58:24:0219:58:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]um can i make a history check to see if i know anything about these trees
19:58:27:0719:58:33:08Brin [GM]can so great i don’t have to worry about your roles
19:58:28:1919:58:36:06Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s very well read oh yeah like 90 percent of the time
19:58:31:0719:58:31:22Chris [TBD]Oh, no.
19:58:36:0519:58:37:08Chris [TBD]No, he rolled good.
19:58:36:0619:58:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]i got a 17 that time what do i know about these trees the
19:58:40:1319:58:44:16Brin [GM]all right what do you know about these trees
19:58:43:2719:58:55:14Jesse [Foulclaw]pillars this the sentinels
19:58:48:2219:58:55:27Brin [GM]you the pillars so when you were studying you
19:58:51:0519:58:54:03Steve [Nortle]creation.
19:58:55:2719:59:03:23Brin [GM]took um a herbology class at the school of idios
19:59:03:2319:59:10:23Brin [GM]and you learned that these are the fruits
19:59:04:1619:59:04:28Chris [TBD]Essential.
19:59:10:2319:59:22:15Brin [GM]where castle leary distills very famous spirits from these specific five trees. So they have five special drinks which you never thought that
19:59:22:1519:59:32:21Brin [GM]you would ever partake of but now you’re more intrigued okay um history wise
19:59:33:2719:59:42:16Brin [GM]you do you know that these trees have been here since the beginning of Correus did I say that
19:59:42:0619:59:46:02Chris [TBD]these the seven deadly sin trees?
19:59:49:0320:00:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]guys these trees have been here since the beginning they’ve been banging you
19:59:55:0619:59:56:24Brin [GM]aren’t yeah they’re the oldest
19:59:56:2219:59:58:16Dave [Xeros]in the beninging these were here
20:00:00:1120:00:09:29Jesse [Foulclaw]but they were here i think they used to speak actually that’s what i’ve read about that they used
20:00:00:1820:00:01:23Chris [TBD]In the bananing?
20:00:09:0820:00:13:09Steve [Nortle]What do they have to talk about except the consistency of squirrel droppings.
20:00:10:2520:00:17:19Brin [GM]only rumors about them that there’s oh my gosh
20:00:16:0620:00:19:06Jesse [Foulclaw]no they had there was a lot more than they have to say but
20:00:22:2920:00:33:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, I wrote some songs about these trees. Remember the wisdom they departed upon mankind and… I guess it’s not mankind.
20:00:33:0820:00:39:16Chris [TBD]It would be all kind creature kind. What do they call it in DD?
20:00:37:0020:00:37:13Brin [GM]kind
20:00:39:1820:00:42:15Steve [Nortle]Creatures are all, like
20:00:42:0120:00:43:13Chris [TBD]All creature kind
20:00:44:1320:00:54:29Dave [Xeros]the song uh all creatures great and small ah i’ll i’ll creature is small and great
20:00:48:1820:00:52:04Chris [TBD]Yes except it was for some reason reversed
20:00:51:0620:00:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i actually
20:00:54:0820:00:54:28Steve [Nortle]Small and great.
20:00:54:1820:00:55:29Chris [TBD]small and great that’s it
20:00:57:1120:01:08:12Jesse [Foulclaw]can i take like samples from each of these trees okay okay
20:01:00:0720:01:04:12Brin [GM]yeah yes they are the trees are in bad shape right now
20:01:02:0320:01:15:24Dave [Xeros]they got goo all over them so you okay
20:01:04:1220:01:15:18Brin [GM]so your samples are going to be pretty nasty and they they are barren right now only because the
20:01:08:1220:01:09:27Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll use my
20:01:09:0020:01:12:07Steve [Nortle]Do they have fruit or are they barren like we see here?
20:01:15:1820:01:27:16Brin [GM]fruit has decomposed. Because this mist has been here for like a good two and a half ish to three weeks all of the fruit on here is gross.
20:01:27:1620:01:37:03Brin [GM]So yeah, all their leaves are gone. They look as they are, um like that direction better.
20:01:37:0320:01:48:00Brin [GM]Um, they are just branches. Okay. I painted these so fast, just so fast.
20:01:38:2420:01:48:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I they look
20:01:43:1320:01:45:10Chris [TBD]well done very cool
20:01:44:2520:01:45:27Steve [Nortle]Very nice.
20:01:46:2320:01:57:14Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s just so so pretty um question so would you say that because their poison their alignment has changed like they’re not exactly how
20:01:57:1420:02:05:15Dave [Xeros]they were before, right? And so have they turned evil? If trees could turn evil, have they tuned evil?
20:02:06:2120:02:14:17Brin [GM]they have not. They just are not bearing fruit anymore. They’re sickly. Something is wrong.
20:02:06:2520:02:07:02Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:02:12:2720:02:18:29Steve [Nortle]Is there a reason why there different colors? Should I investigate?
20:02:18:2120:02:22:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, should we all let us all invest in it?
20:02:21:2620:02:28:16Chris [TBD]I can also cast identify
20:02:21:2720:02:24:09Brin [GM]he rolled he rolled a 17 on his history
20:02:28:1920:02:31:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I will tell you a few things I know so much
20:02:29:2420:02:41:12Brin [GM]haha so foul claw remembers from his reading that these trees um are because they’re so old people have kind of just forgotten about them
20:02:30:1720:02:32:06Dave [Xeros]Okay. Go for it.
20:02:41:1220:02:47:26Brin [GM]they’re not really of importance anymore but there was one there wasn’t
20:02:44:2920:02:49:21Chris [TBD]oh man is this like Santa Claus where we gotta get everyone to believe again and clap
20:02:49:2020:02:51:06Dave [Xeros]I hope your kids aren’t watching.
20:02:51:2520:02:53:08Jesse [Foulclaw]what are you talking about
20:02:53:2920:02:55:05Brin [GM]uh-oh
20:02:55:1920:02:56:18Chris [TBD]spoiler warning
20:02:58:2020:03:09:10Brin [GM]oh man if you ruined that for somebody it’s uh -uh if your son is young enough to still believe in santa claus and he’s watching this
20:03:01:2020:03:02:21Chris [TBD]Go to bed, Riker.
20:03:03:1720:03:04:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:03:03:2720:03:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:03:09:1020:03:18:25Brin [GM]and i let a few fucks slip out then uh you’ve got some parenting problems okay back to the old trees
20:03:10:0020:03:11:15Chris [TBD]Yeah, he’s definitely not watching.
20:03:15:0320:03:25:04Dave [Xeros]All right. Back to the old trees. So these trees, so they used to speak?
20:03:16:0120:03:22:11Jesse [Foulclaw]they used to speak and they were here at the beginning and
20:03:25:1020:03:27:16Jesse [Foulclaw]they’ve forgotten people don’t care about them
20:03:25:2720:03:36:17Brin [GM]they they but they did not look like this in the beginning though in the beninging in the beninging they were just massive trees they
20:03:29:2720:03:32:20Dave [Xeros]In the Beninging, they were probably smaller.
20:03:36:1720:03:47:29Brin [GM]were the original five for the orchard and all the trees around them are seedlings of these trees but they don’t look anything like them. But, they bear similar fruits that
20:03:48:2820:03:56:12Brin [GM]they use for the distilled spirits that you use for The Forbidden Fruits drinks that you guys
20:03:56:1220:04:07:15Brin [GM]see in all of the Applebee’s version of…in The Forbitum Ritz Taverns, okay? What’s it called?
20:04:02:0920:04:07:16Dave [Xeros]And in the Forbidden Fruits taverns? Yeah. The Applebees of Correus?
20:04:07:1920:04:18:05Brin [GM]Where are the, what’s the drinks? You have like a title for all this. The seven deadly sips. Okay. So all of those branch off from these. Okay.
20:04:10:1220:04:17:18Dave [Xeros]It’s the Seven Deadly Sips. Yes, that’s what they are. That’s what I’ve been drinking the whole time.
20:04:16:1120:04:27:12Chris [TBD]These are the originals. These are the ones that were planted by Zen is what you’re saying. Purchased by
20:04:18:0620:04:29:25Brin [GM]They’re all seedlings of these five trees. These are the originals and there was purchased. So Zen… Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
20:04:25:0320:04:30:06Dave [Xeros]Purchased by Zedt. We wouldn’t know that but purchased actually.
20:04:27:1220:04:37:02Chris [TBD]Zen. You read about it? Ancient ancient
20:04:29:2820:04:32:11Brin [GM]Maybe you guys don’t know that. That’s right.
20:04:31:0320:04:31:13Jesse [Foulclaw]17
20:04:32:2120:04:33:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:04:33:1220:04:37:16Brin [GM]It’s rumored that Zen owns this orchard
20:04:37:1920:04:46:18Brin [GM]but he doesn’t visit it often, and the Castle Leary has assumed responsibility for distilling all
20:04:48:1920:04:59:09Dave [Xeros]could be the fact that he just you know disappeared like a hundred years ago and just you know priorities the whole death thing
20:04:59:0820:05:06:07Jesse [Foulclaw]so i’m explaining all this to you guys while i’m taking samples i have my starfish domcom
20:05:04:1520:05:06:18Dave [Xeros]your Don Comfish
20:05:06:0720:05:16:17Jesse [Foulclaw]fish uh as like gloves and i’m like i have a herbology kit the uh yeah so i am like proficient
20:05:16:1720:05:22:28Jesse [Foulclaw]with my herbology kit so i i’m gonna take like the best possible samples i think i can identify
20:05:22:2820:05:33:12Jesse [Foulclaw]them so that we can research them later this feels
20:05:23:2320:05:31:01Brin [GM]Okay. So the best possible sample is going to be cutting a little bit deeper into the trunk.
20:05:31:0120:05:41:25Brin [GM]okay so that’s what you’re gonna do and when you…what a great way to use
20:05:33:1220:05:39:02Jesse [Foulclaw]simple no no
20:05:36:1420:05:37:11Steve [Nortle]the deeper penetration?
20:05:38:2220:05:44:12Steve [Nortle]Oh, thank you. Voice in the sky.
20:05:41:2520:05:48:25Brin [GM]that word! And it will
20:05:45:1420:05:47:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i think i started this i’m sorry
20:05:48:2520:06:00:20Brin [GM]never go away. You will be penetrated constantly throughout this campaign. Okay, with information. Penetrated
20:05:58:1820:06:01:00Dave [Xeros]we just switched our rating there
20:06:00:2020:06:09:00Brin [GM]with information is what I meant to say. So, so
20:06:02:1620:06:08:17Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I felt that like little E.
20:06:04:1120:06:06:29Dave [Xeros]it went dialed up
20:06:08:0220:06:09:08Dave [Xeros]PG, PG-13
20:06:09:2220:06:19:02Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so i have to cut into the tree
20:06:11:1720:06:12:11Dave [Xeros]NC-17
20:06:20:1820:06:29:14Chris [TBD]deeper like red blood
20:06:21:0420:06:23:07Jesse [Foulclaw]reach a healthier portion of the tree
20:06:21:1420:06:31:18Brin [GM]exactly. Yes. And when you do it bleeds, it looks like blood, like red blood
20:06:29:1320:06:29:25Dave [Xeros]Guys
20:06:29:1420:06:36:14Chris [TBD]what are you trying to learn
20:06:32:0120:06:33:18Dave [Xeros]Remind me again why we’re doing this
20:06:32:1520:06:39:26Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s okay i’ve got my gloves on we’re gonna figure out what’s making
20:06:33:2720:06:40:00Brin [GM]Okay. All right. As you’re doing this foul claw,
20:06:37:1320:06:37:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah
20:06:39:2620:06:53:08Jesse [Foulclaw]the tree’s sick okay i’m
20:06:41:1120:06:45:12Brin [GM]you feel something wrap around your ankle.
20:06:47:2620:06:52:11Brin [GM]It’s a vine and it’s slowly twisting itself around your
20:06:49:2320:07:01:09Chris [TBD]can i see it Can we see it? Do we notice it or perception?
20:06:53:0820:06:56:23Jesse [Foulclaw]gonna try and fly away i’m going to try and push off of this tree
20:06:57:2620:07:00:17Dave [Xeros]Can we make an investigation check to find out what’s going on?
20:06:59:0820:07:09:29Brin [GM]It has, it has a hold of you and yes, you can roll for that definitely in athletics.
20:07:01:2820:07:02:20Chris [TBD]The perception.
20:07:04:2620:07:13:29Jesse [Foulclaw]try and get away when i roll you’re like in athletics or something nobody tells me that you just
20:07:08:2020:07:09:23Chris [TBD]Yeah, we see it. We see it
20:07:09:0920:07:10:07Dave [Xeros]We see it
20:07:10:0220:07:19:18Brin [GM]Okay. You guys see it moving now? You see it. okay oh wow okay since because
20:07:13:0820:07:14:21Steve [Nortle]I got a nat 20
20:07:13:2920:07:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw]see everything yep nope
20:07:14:2520:07:15:11Chris [TBD]what’s
20:07:15:2620:07:18:00Dave [Xeros]Hey Falcoy you got something on your leg there buddy
20:07:19:1820:07:26:23Brin [GM]you rolled you got away so you try
20:07:20:2620:07:21:03Chris [TBD]it
20:07:25:0920:07:35:26Jesse [Foulclaw]i got a four the the cut that i’m making into the tree is an f plus l as i’m carving out a portion of this, so I’m not really paying attention.
20:07:31:1920:07:32:04Chris [TBD]Oh
20:07:35:0620:07:35:22Dave [Xeros]is pissed
20:07:35:1220:07:41:08Chris [TBD]okay I’m going to take my axe both of these up and I’m gonna take it down on the vine
20:07:35:1720:07:36:06Brin [GM][laughter]
20:07:42:0820:07:49:27Dave [Xeros]hey guys can we just like okay you’re gonna oh great yeah you’re going to have to make a roll for that
20:07:42:2320:07:45:07Chris [TBD]around his leg not honestly but just right before
20:07:45:0420:07:46:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Please don’t cut my leg off.
20:07:46:2920:07:54:22Brin [GM]please don’t get us like that yes definitely roll you’re good you’ll cut it
20:07:50:1720:07:59:26Chris [TBD]Okay I’m good I’m good yep It’s 15 plus whatever my action is.
20:07:58:0320:08:08:22Steve [Nortle]so Brynn with my 20 investigation I want to know if these two are working I want see if there’s something else happening around us
20:08:01:0920:08:02:15Chris [TBD]Plus three, so it’s an 18.
20:08:08:2220:08:11:05Steve [Nortle]so that we’re not, like, caught by surprise.
20:08:09:1020:08:19:03Brin [GM]yes with your 20 you notice that there are vines ever so slowly moving towards all of you and trying to wrap
20:08:17:2120:08:18:07Chris [TBD]Oh crap.
20:08:20:2720:08:24:03Steve [Nortle]Everybody, we need to walk for our lives! These are moving very slowly.
20:08:24:0120:08:24:21Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:08:24:0120:08:24:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:08:24:2320:08:26:15Dave [Xeros]it’s a zamboni after us
20:08:25:2920:08:26:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:08:29:0320:08:36:02Brin [GM]was trying to be secretive okay you’d okay so you as you cut
20:08:30:2420:08:34:20Chris [TBD]So I chopped… I got an 18 to attack.
20:08:36:0220:08:45:14Brin [GM]that um because you tried to fly in an opposite direction these vines have spikes on them and
20:08:38:2520:08:39:21Dave [Xeros]just call it a brisk?
20:08:44:2420:08:45:16Chris [TBD]Oh gosh.
20:08:45:1420:08:55:05Brin [GM]it cuts you okay but when he cuts it it loosens its grip and it does fall off but you have been cut okay
20:08:46:2520:08:47:03Chris [TBD]Hmm.
20:08:51:1420:08:52:09Chris [TBD]Oh nice, okay.
20:08:55:2320:09:07:01Brin [GM]and you are going to need to do a poison roll okay give me one second to pull this up really quick
20:08:55:2920:08:56:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh-oh.
20:08:58:0020:08:59:29Dave [Xeros]In Idios, We Call It A Brisk.
20:09:01:1420:09:01:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Constitution?
20:09:05:2320:09:06:27Steve [Nortle]I didn’t follow
20:09:07:2420:09:09:07Chris [TBD]I don’t either. A brisk?
20:09:09:1120:09:13:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, It’s when you… It’s the celebration Of when
20:09:14:2020:09:20:08Dave [Xeros]You remove Never mind I’m not even gonna go there Guys, You guys need to read more books About
20:09:20:0220:09:20:16Steve [Nortle]are those?
20:09:20:2920:09:22:23Chris [TBD]I think you need to read less books.
20:09:22:2020:09:23:06Dave [Xeros]When
20:09:24:1220:09:34:01Dave [Xeros]When We celebrate A young man’s Birth And We Remove Something From him That’s called A brisk My friends
20:09:25:2120:09:27:04Chris [TBD]I mean, my life’s pretty good.
20:09:33:2620:09:34:20Steve [Nortle]Ombilical cord?
20:09:35:1820:09:36:29Dave [Xeros]You really want me to say this?
20:09:37:1320:09:48:25Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i don’t know if you guys have noticed the vines oh my gosh sweet I got a 22 yeah
20:09:38:1820:09:40:25Steve [Nortle]gushing here. Oh, right! Sorry.
20:09:40:0520:09:41:07Dave [Xeros]Oh, oh, oh.
20:09:41:1020:09:42:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:09:42:2320:09:51:04Chris [TBD]everywhere TBD
20:09:48:2520:09:52:07Jesse [Foulclaw]for once in my life
20:09:51:0420:10:05:14Chris [TBD]is so excited right now well
20:09:53:2920:09:57:29Dave [Xeros]I’m going to activate my ghost step tattoo and I’m just going to go incorporeal.
20:10:00:1120:10:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
20:10:03:0420:10:04:18Dave [Xeros]Well, I’ll move around
20:10:04:0420:10:13:08Jesse [Foulclaw]you guys I’m flying currently off the ground can you guys okay
20:10:12:0320:10:17:01Brin [GM]yep so you um you’re good you did
20:10:17:0120:10:26:08Brin [GM]not get poisoned so it did it’s it scratched you but did not draw blood yeah okay all right
20:10:24:2420:10:25:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Got away.
20:10:29:2720:10:39:05Chris [TBD]just took the my guitar both of these up that’s now an axe and i just brought it down on to the vine portion that was connected
20:10:39:2620:10:44:28Brin [GM]would you say you were within five feet okay so i’m gonna when
20:10:41:2420:10:44:05Chris [TBD]oh yeah i would have had to been reach that yeah
20:10:42:2020:10:43:23Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, he’d have to be
20:10:44:2820:10:52:04Brin [GM]you cut it it splatters and i’m going to have you roll to um a constitution save to see if it gets
20:10:52:2220:10:55:02Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh. Okay. Whoop.
20:10:58:2820:11:03:26Dave [Xeros]This is why we try to cook in not spada anything Anywhere.
20:11:04:2020:11:05:28Steve [Nortle]I love things
20:11:06:1120:11:07:08Chris [TBD]normal constitution?
20:11:12:2320:11:16:12Chris [TBD]Oh, I got 12. I got 10 plus 2.
20:11:15:1920:11:17:15Brin [GM]you’re good you didn’t you you closed
20:11:18:0620:11:21:06Chris [TBD]Yeah! I always close my eyes when I rock.
20:11:23:0120:11:26:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Your eyes were closed when you swung the axe
20:11:25:2920:11:29:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:11:27:1820:11:29:02Chris [TBD]I know what I’m doing.
20:11:29:0220:11:29:23Dave [Xeros]Hey, it works!
20:11:29:0820:11:32:11Jesse [Foulclaw]looking at my legs What?
20:11:29:1920:11:30:21Steve [Nortle]looking in my way
20:11:30:2120:11:32:14Chris [TBD]You’re welcome. You’re free.
20:11:32:0320:11:38:24Dave [Xeros]I imagine you said so many prayers that he could do this blindfolded and he’d be fine.
20:11:34:1020:11:34:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Holy
20:11:37:2220:11:40:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I saw the axe coming out and was like Please please please
20:11:39:2220:11:42:09Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:11:41:1120:11:42:03Dave [Xeros]Woo!
20:11:41:1320:11:44:26Chris [TBD]Woo! It like shears back.
20:11:44:1720:11:54:25Jesse [Foulclaw]While I’m flying Can you guys still like shrink yourselves on demand is that the thing that uh because these binds are
20:11:51:0320:11:52:13Chris [TBD]That is a thing, yeah.
20:11:52:1320:11:52:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:11:54:2520:12:00:07Jesse [Foulclaw]approaching i might be able to carry everybody for a second or two if you’re
20:11:59:0120:12:00:00Chris [TBD]Oh, interesting.
20:12:00:0720:12:08:02Jesse [Foulclaw]if i forget how much everybody shrinks but TBD
20:12:03:2720:12:07:09Steve [Nortle]TBD shrinks a lot. He and I shrink just a tiny bit,
20:12:05:0620:12:06:22Chris [TBD]I shrink a lot.
20:12:05:2920:12:08:15Dave [Xeros]I shrink very little.
20:12:09:0020:12:09:21Chris [TBD]All right, do you want me to try?
20:12:09:1820:12:12:11Steve [Nortle]but Brynn and Basil also shrinks
20:12:12:1220:12:23:26Chris [TBD]TBD is going to flex every muscle that he’s got. Don’t think I did it. I can’t do it when you’re all looking.
20:12:22:2020:12:23:01Dave [Xeros]12?
20:12:24:0120:12:25:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:12:26:0620:12:28:00Dave [Xeros]A little bit of a stage fright there.
20:12:27:0920:12:27:26Steve [Nortle]No.
20:12:27:2020:12:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw]did you like fart instead
20:12:27:2820:12:28:13Chris [TBD]Sorry.
20:12:35:1820:12:44:15Steve [Nortle]I feel like if you’re trying to shrink yourself and you roll a nat one, do you instead grow that percentage instead?
20:12:37:1120:12:38:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, I definitely farted.
20:12:42:1920:12:42:27Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:12:42:2820:12:43:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:12:42:2920:12:45:19Brin [GM]uh i approve
20:12:44:1620:12:47:00Dave [Xeros]You like double your size?
20:12:45:0720:12:52:08Chris [TBD]i’ll be 70 feet or like i wouldn’t double my size because if it’s exponential
20:12:46:2820:12:58:02Steve [Nortle]You’d be like 90 % bigger than you currently are.
20:12:52:0820:13:00:07Chris [TBD]it would be like yeah so that would be almost double yeah you’re right
20:12:53:0820:12:55:09Dave [Xeros]If it’s a percentage…
20:12:58:1520:13:01:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah, almost double. Yeah.
20:12:59:1420:13:03:16Steve [Nortle]Are you asking me to do the math? Yeah, you’re big. I don’t know.
20:13:00:1720:13:06:06Chris [TBD]no no no i can do the put put those six fingers down
20:13:03:1720:13:06:14Dave [Xeros]You’re seven feet tall. He can’t even do that on his hands.
20:13:05:1820:13:08:29Steve [Nortle]I’m not Nortle. I can’t make that kind of calculation.
20:13:12:0520:13:15:05Brin [GM]when you cut this vine you hear a screeching noise
20:13:17:0920:13:25:24Brin [GM]okay and i’m gonna need everyone to roll initiative all right out from this tree
20:13:18:1720:13:19:01Steve [Nortle]That was good.
20:13:19:2120:13:27:23Jesse [Foulclaw]was really good not the trees wow
20:13:21:1920:13:28:24Chris [TBD]yes that looks
20:13:22:0120:13:22:18Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:13:27:2320:13:50:26Jesse [Foulclaw]amazing i
20:13:28:2420:13:35:11Chris [TBD]like the swamp thing 80s cartoon oh it’s terrible five
20:13:35:1420:13:41:06Dave [Xeros]That’s also terrible. You may have to roll initiative for all of us, by the way, to make the initiative order actually work.
20:13:42:0220:13:43:18Steve [Nortle]Or Bryn, do you want me to write it down?
20:13:44:2520:13:45:25Dave [Xeros]You might have to.
20:13:46:0120:13:47:26Chris [TBD]that’s okay i’d rather she roll it for me
20:13:47:2720:13:50:27Dave [Xeros]Yeah, me too. That’s why I’m asking. That’s what I’m saying.
20:13:50:2620:14:00:02Jesse [Foulclaw]like my initiative oh
20:13:51:1920:13:58:23Brin [GM]i hit roll all it will work right of course they did
20:13:55:2920:14:05:17Chris [TBD]they disappeared oh check it out what was all the question marks
20:14:00:2920:14:08:16Dave [Xeros]They’ll go on hers. It’s not a question mark.
20:14:06:1020:14:08:14Steve [Nortle]The computer couldn’t tell what the numbers were.
20:14:08:0520:14:20:04Jesse [Foulclaw]oh cool whoa
20:14:08:0820:14:10:14Chris [TBD]Oh, but for us it is. That’s cool.
20:14:10:0220:14:12:26Dave [Xeros]So it should put us in an issue to order now. Did it?
20:14:18:1320:14:20:15Chris [TBD]Nice. Do we get to see it?
20:14:20:2320:14:24:03Dave [Xeros]Who gets yeah because our because the order went away on this.
20:14:25:1420:14:33:29Brin [GM]does it go from left to right or right to left oh i see it now wait a minute
20:14:27:2420:14:28:25Chris [TBD]Zero to 100?
20:14:29:2920:14:30:13Chris [TBD]Absolutely.
20:14:31:1120:14:31:21Dave [Xeros]right.
20:14:33:2920:14:43:26Brin [GM]did it put in order 15 14 9 7 and then foul claws randomly oh this just mean it’s he he’s first
20:14:37:2020:14:38:16Dave [Xeros]It should, yeah.
20:14:44:0520:14:45:21Chris [TBD]Foulclaw, you are up.
20:14:44:2720:14:52:01Brin [GM]falco you got 22 you tied with the with the twig
20:14:48:0120:14:49:17Dave [Xeros]Oh geez way to go
20:14:49:2720:15:03:27Jesse [Foulclaw]actually what i rolled too when we asked this well it’s
20:14:51:0220:14:52:08Dave [Xeros]well there you go
20:14:52:0120:15:02:06Brin [GM]blight okay up in the tree i can’t really do this My daughter painted this, so it’s fantastic.
20:15:03:0720:15:03:22Brin [GM]Okay?
20:15:03:1820:15:04:27Steve [Nortle]Aw, not bad.
20:15:03:2720:15:04:11Jesse [Foulclaw]pretty rad
20:15:06:1020:15:08:09Brin [GM]She’s eight. She did a great job.
20:15:08:0420:15:09:00Steve [Nortle]Very good then.
20:15:09:1720:15:10:08Chris [TBD]very good job, yeah.
20:15:09:2520:15:19:21Brin [GM]Yeah, she did awesome. Okay, you see someone up here from the tree and this
20:15:13:2020:15:14:21Chris [TBD]These little dudes.
20:15:19:2120:15:29:12Brin [GM]person flaps its wings and lands in the tree. Okay? So just pretend that person is sitting perched up in the trees
20:15:25:1920:15:26:02Chris [TBD]Oh!
20:15:30:0120:15:40:12Brin [GM]and then on the ground we have what’s this guy called i can’t remember if i did these ones
20:15:40:1220:15:49:26Brin [GM]how many do i have two give me one second one two yeah two fester vines so this is it this
20:15:49:2620:15:59:19Brin [GM]is twig blight right here these ones are fester bines i’ll have this one be over here and then
20:15:59:1920:16:07:23Brin [GM]when from the misty mist you see one of the trees come to life and start walking forward
20:16:07:2320:16:16:18Brin [GM]a different tree he’s he’s huge and he shouldn’t be but my 3d printer has to print everything
20:16:08:0920:16:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw]gosh they’re trees
20:16:08:1220:16:09:14Chris [TBD]Oh, a different tree.
20:16:10:2020:16:11:17Chris [TBD]God, look at that guy.
20:16:16:1820:16:25:17Brin [GM]little bit bigger they’re trees okay he is massive so but my I don’t have I don’T do
20:16:22:1220:16:24:04Chris [TBD]I love it. I love this one.
20:16:25:1720:16:30:05Brin [GM]the resin printing I just have filament so everything has to be just a little bit bigger
20:16:31:1020:16:37:07Brin [GM]otherwise it breaks and it’s not as definitely not as detailed and amazing as resin but
20:16:37:0720:16:46:02Brin [GM]it works it works great okay foul claw you are up first what would you like to do
20:16:38:1020:16:39:03Steve [Nortle]Looks great.
20:16:40:2420:16:47:24Jesse [Foulclaw]okay cheese oh my gush
20:16:44:0620:16:45:22Chris [TBD]There’s a lot of bad…
20:16:49:1120:16:49:19Chris [TBD]Awesome.
20:16:51:1320:16:52:17Chris [TBD]We’ve got to have a change of music.
20:16:54:0320:16:55:27Dave [Xeros]You won’t be able to do it over there I’ll do it
20:16:57:1220:17:01:16Brin [GM]be able to do it. Thanks, Dave.
20:17:01:2420:17:06:01Chris [TBD]By the way, FF7 Rebirth is just pissing me off.
20:17:07:1620:17:08:14Steve [Nortle]Too many side quests?
20:17:08:1220:17:17:08Chris [TBD]Way too many fetch quests and pointless, just absolute bizarre stuff. And I’m like, I don’t have time for this. I don’l like it.
20:17:18:0920:17:22:28Steve [Nortle]I stayed focused on just the storyline basically so it was fine.
20:17:22:1320:17:22:23Chris [TBD]Thank you.
20:17:24:1420:17:26:25Steve [Nortle]Everything went just a little bit too long like
20:17:29:0320:17:29:28Chris [TBD]Yeah, here we go.
20:17:30:1120:17:38:08Jesse [Foulclaw]very good I’m up first sorry I’m trying to decide what I’m gonna do
20:17:32:1220:17:42:01Brin [GM]ready. Okay foul claws first then we have our twig blight which is this little dog
20:17:33:2220:17:35:10Chris [TBD]What is the order of play?
20:17:42:0120:17:50:29Brin [GM]looking thing over here. Then we have are druid but I just put it as druid
20:17:43:0420:17:43:21Chris [TBD]Yes.
20:17:49:0720:17:49:19Chris [TBD]Yeah.
20:17:50:2920:18:01:14Brin [GM]but we’re gonna call him keeper of the blight. Isn’t that what we had it before? Keeper of the Blight, he’s perched up in the tree. Then it’s Nortle.
20:17:55:2220:17:57:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah something like that
20:18:02:1020:18:02:29Steve [Nortle]Wow. Okay
20:18:03:2520:18:05:14Brin [GM]Then it’t TBD.
20:18:06:0320:18:06:12Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:18:06:1720:18:18:12Brin [GM]Then Fester Vine A over here and then Fester vine B and then Eros and then the Tree Blight. We have a massive
20:18:17:1720:18:18:04Chris [TBD]Killer.
20:18:19:1720:18:21:28Chris [TBD]This is a big battle. Let’s do this.
20:18:20:1920:18:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah cheese okay so the first thing so I want to use
20:18:20:2620:18:24:05Brin [GM]a big battle. I hope you guys don’t die because this is scary.
20:18:26:2820:18:28:23Brin [GM]I might accidentally kill everyone
20:18:30:2220:18:31:24Chris [TBD]And it was all a dream!
20:18:32:1220:18:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]my
20:18:33:0120:18:34:23Dave [Xeros]We’re back at the Battle of the Bands
20:18:35:2220:18:38:19Steve [Nortle]Well, I guess Jesse’s going to have To do a new campaign
20:18:38:1320:18:40:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:18:39:2420:18:41:16Jesse [Foulclaw]we hear that sign
20:18:41:0420:18:42:02Chris [TBD]None of it counted.
20:18:42:2720:18:43:17Jesse [Foulclaw]no
20:18:43:0520:18:45:23Chris [TBD]And we get to meet Morty all over again.
20:18:46:2420:18:54:17Jesse [Foulclaw]um I would like to use my amulet for armor it’s armor bonus during this fight
20:18:54:1420:19:02:14Brin [GM]and also at before a battle commences or like right
20:18:54:1720:19:10:06Jesse [Foulclaw]so i get a plus two to my ac okay just
20:19:02:1420:19:10:05Brin [GM]the beginning you can choose to switch out gems in basil’s gauntlets you can only switch them
20:19:04:2120:19:05:09Chris [TBD]Is it not all?
20:19:10:0620:19:13:03Jesse [Foulclaw]like at the beginning of the fight here
20:19:14:0920:19:18:16Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um because i have a few gems i know you gave me emeralds last time which are like poison
20:19:19:0120:19:27:24Brin [GM]poison yes so obviously that would not be beneficial in this situation at all so i would suggest using the wall force because that can
20:19:27:2420:19:35:26Brin [GM]that could be really beneficial. So, that’s on the other gauntlet you just have to put that one on your other hand and honestly you could use both of them if you wanted
20:19:34:2720:19:46:24Jesse [Foulclaw]oh oh okay can i use the uh wall of force in one and then can i switch the gems in the other
20:19:46:2420:19:52:20Jesse [Foulclaw]and like uh there’s like like what are the damage types there’s
20:19:54:2920:20:03:23Brin [GM]so it just depends on the gems you put in there. So, um, diamonds, diamonds are lightning rubies or fire. Um,
20:19:57:0820:19:59:04Steve [Nortle]Probably want to put fire In there
20:20:04:2920:20:07:02Brin [GM]emeralds are poison. I have a,
20:20:07:0220:20:19:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna go with i’m going to go with lightning i’m gonna put uh diamonds in the other yeah so um yeah yeah don’t hurt
20:20:13:1420:20:16:08Dave [Xeros]hey guys let’s try not to burn down the priceless orchard
20:20:17:2020:20:28:18Brin [GM]I would strongly strongly suggest I would, I would be very careful because if you do set these trees on fire, it could be
20:20:19:0220:20:21:06Jesse [Foulclaw]the trees those trees
20:20:21:0920:20:23:08Chris [TBD]I’m definitely catching Scorching Ray.
20:20:28:0320:20:30:01Chris [TBD]We got a big water bottle and then we’ll be fine.
20:20:30:0620:20:37:03Brin [GM]catastrophic I just want to throw that out there It would destroy everything
20:20:31:1220:20:38:12Dave [Xeros]yeah yep i need uh destroy my drinks guys don’t
20:20:40:0720:20:42:09Brin [GM]but a lot of things
20:20:42:1020:20:54:05Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so my what i’m gonna do first is i’m like kind of flying i’m just above everybody right now um and uh i’m gonna cast wither
20:20:54:0520:21:04:12Jesse [Foulclaw]in bloom uh towards these creatures um it’s a oh it’s 10 foot radius so i’m going to try and target there’s
20:21:04:1220:21:10:19Jesse [Foulclaw]this other creature who’s in the tree that kind of looks like the leader potentially of this pack
20:21:09:2820:21:11:09Brin [GM]The Keeper
20:21:11:1120:21:16:20Jesse [Foulclaw]yep so i’m gonna cast on them they have to make a constitution save of 15 they have
20:21:25:0320:21:25:23Brin [GM]19
20:21:27:1720:21:31:13Jesse [Foulclaw]it okay on a failed save they take half as much
20:21:27:2920:21:28:10Dave [Xeros]saves
20:21:31:1320:21:40:20Jesse [Foulclaw]so they’re going to take 1d6 necrotic damage on this five
20:21:37:1920:21:44:11Dave [Xeros]roll the bones jesse yes and there’s no plus to that at all it’s just 1d6
20:21:40:2020:21:47:04Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i think it’s just one d6 unless
20:21:47:0420:21:57:28Jesse [Foulclaw]hold on sorry one sec uh oh we’re at level six i’m sorry so yeah this is more than this
20:21:57:2820:22:05:12Jesse [Foulclaw]is definitely more than a first level spell so i’d want to um cast it at third level
20:22:06:0620:22:10:12Jesse [Foulclaw]so it gets another d6 for each level so i get to roll two more
20:22:11:2320:22:19:18Jesse [Foulclaw]d6 they would take six i guess does that make sense if they normally take 2d6 okay
20:22:18:0720:22:23:13Steve [Nortle]would have taken five if she had failed but she didn’t so she got two damage off of that
20:22:24:2320:22:30:16Steve [Nortle]so roll it two more times and we’ll just take that total and divide it in half and that’s what she got
20:22:33:1820:22:34:23Steve [Nortle]it’s a total of eleven
20:22:35:2020:22:38:10Chris [TBD]Frank can hand me the spell book uh, spell cards
20:22:38:1420:22:39:28Steve [Nortle]so it’d be six
20:22:42:0020:22:50:25Steve [Nortle]unless we wanted to round up usually we’ll round up against you and round down if it’s against us. That’s how we’ll do it. That’s all right.
20:22:49:2120:22:50:19Dave [Xeros]that’s how we’ll do it
20:22:52:2020:22:52:28Brin [GM]good
20:22:52:2920:22:53:15Steve [Nortle]So,
20:22:54:2420:22:57:18Steve [Nortle]make sure you mark the spell slot that you used it.
20:22:56:2120:22:59:11Brin [GM]so it was six right
20:23:00:0520:23:03:19Steve [Nortle]Yeah. It was seven since we’re rounding up.
20:23:02:2720:23:04:18Brin [GM]that’s right we’re rounding up
20:23:19:1620:23:22:12Brin [GM]just give me one second mark all this really quick
20:23:34:2420:23:37:03Brin [GM]ok awesome
20:23:42:1020:23:44:18Brin [GM]next up is the twig blight
20:23:45:2620:23:54:04Brin [GM]and um this one is pissed because TBD cut one of its vines so it’s going after you TBD
20:23:53:2420:23:56:02Chris [TBD]Yes, the source.
20:23:57:1020:24:04:05Brin [GM]oh six i did not it did not do anything so it um started just sat down and was crying
20:23:58:2720:24:00:15Chris [TBD]You didn’t succeed? No.
20:24:05:1520:24:08:21Brin [GM]crying tears of poisonous blight staring at its vine
20:24:11:2120:24:22:04Brin [GM]it’s a it’s pretty pissed okay sorry my i cannot handle this ipad over here i gotta move it
20:24:14:0320:24:14:17Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:24:22:0420:24:28:26Brin [GM]my cords all stuck oh this is so much better should probably wear my glasses but they’re
20:24:28:2620:24:35:08Brin [GM]even more annoying. All right, next up is the keeper.
20:24:35:1520:24:38:07Chris [TBD]Would you say these trees are considered creatures?
20:24:40:2320:24:41:10Chris [TBD]Yeah.
20:24:41:0220:24:45:26Brin [GM]They are alive.
20:24:42:2720:24:46:23Dave [Xeros]are they are they alive okay then yeah
20:24:46:2620:24:48:17Chris [TBD]Okay. Awesome.
20:24:47:0420:24:57:29Brin [GM]They are live. So be careful. Don’t… Please don’t burn them down because it will be…
20:24:56:2320:24:59:02Chris [TBD]Oh but TB loves explosions.
20:24:59:0020:25:11:00Brin [GM]Oh I know. Ah! I know! Okay so my keeper is up next. Okay and
20:25:00:2920:25:02:14Chris [TBD]He can help himself.
20:25:02:1020:25:03:23Jesse [Foulclaw]please no
20:25:04:2020:25:06:08Steve [Nortle]Felt over the chasm!
20:25:12:0620:25:19:11Brin [GM]can i mark edit stuff on no i’m not gonna i’m not messing with that i can’t deal with that it’s too much
20:25:19:1120:25:30:11Brin [GM]the keeper is going to this is so hard
20:25:30:1120:25:40:21Brin [GM]is goingと cast vine staff nope just kidding
20:25:42:0120:25:47:09Brin [GM]verdant wisp that’s what she’s he or she is doing I’m not telling you what gender it is
20:25:49:1520:25:50:14Steve [Nortle]So woke.
20:25:49:2920:25:52:16Jesse [Foulclaw]there will be a reveal when we cut right now
20:25:50:0620:25:50:21Brin [GM]okay
20:25:51:2220:26:02:29Brin [GM]It will be a reveal. And it’s going towards all of you. This has… You guys, I’m so bad at this. I’m sorry.
20:25:55:1220:25:56:06Steve [Nortle]It’s a boy.
20:26:04:0520:26:05:19Brin [GM]Let’s try to roll plus five.
20:26:10:1720:26:11:14Brin [GM]Plus one.
20:26:14:1420:26:23:26Brin [GM]I’m not. This is me trying to get used to magic stuff. Okay. I’m gonna do towards just the… Nope. I’m Sorry TBD.
20:26:23:2920:26:34:19Brin [GM]I’m picking on you again because you cut three worthless as so worthless. They’re, they’re intimidated. All right, Nortle you’re up.
20:26:28:2120:26:33:15Chris [TBD]They’re just intimidated by my size and my muscles.
20:26:37:0520:26:46:18Steve [Nortle]I’m going to I’m going to pick
20:26:46:1820:26:53:28Steve [Nortle]up my watery sphere, and it’s basically like a little bubble wand.
20:26:54:1720:27:03:15Steve [Nortle]So I pull it out, and the watery sphere goes directly onto the keeper in the tree
20:27:03:1520:27:13:12Steve [Nortle]and surrounds it he she her them in a sphere of water that’s 10 feet um or it’s a five foot radius
20:27:14:0920:27:18:26Steve [Nortle]and they cause it to levitate 10 feet above where it was so
20:27:18:2620:27:31:15Steve [Nortle]she’s now probably like 20 or maybe even 30 feet okay
20:27:19:0420:27:27:09Brin [GM]okay. So up here. Yeah I would say honestly we’re probably because this tree is
20:27:27:0920:27:32:21Brin [GM]about probably closer to 25-30 feet tall so we’re talking 50 feet in the air.
20:27:31:1520:27:38:15Steve [Nortle]okay so she’s not kind of in the air She has to make a strength saving throw.
20:27:41:1220:27:48:17Steve [Nortle]So it does surround her, like it succeeds and whoosh, whoosh! But she now has a chance to escape with a save.
20:27:49:1720:27:52:15Dave [Xeros]Is this the keeper that you’re doing on this, too? OK.
20:27:50:1420:27:58:13Brin [GM]we’re in the tree she is no not saved six
20:27:59:0520:27:59:17Steve [Nortle]no.
20:28:03:0720:28:11:09Steve [Nortle]I think basically it would have to be a 14 to save. All right, so she’s stuck in there.
20:28:11:2220:28:21:05Steve [Nortle]um uh so she is restrained and engulfed by the water at the end of her next turn
20:28:21:0520:28:30:01Steve [Nortle]she can try to repeat that saving throw but that’s at the end of the turn so she has to yeah so she’s
20:28:30:0120:28:39:08Steve [Nortle]i don’t know what if she has like a normal creature’s ability to breathe, but this can last for up to 10 rounds.
20:28:41:1420:28:52:14Steve [Nortle]OK so 10 rounds it’s a minute in real life So you can decide as the DM if you want to be like that first round she’s fine
20:28:52:1420:28:56:02Steve [Nortle]But second there is consequence third That kind of thing?
20:28:55:1620:28:57:23Brin [GM]Yeah, we’re definitely going to have to do that for sure.
20:28:57:1520:29:03:26Steve [Nortle]OK do you want me to keep track of that? OK OK cool
20:28:59:1220:29:02:17Brin [GM]Yeah, that’d be awesome. Please do.
20:29:04:0620:29:13:20Brin [GM]Um… Kay! She’s floating above not in good shape but definitely not a type of creature that can breathe underwater that’s for sure Kay! TBD you’re next
20:29:14:1220:29:26:10Chris [TBD]first i’m gonna back way up can kind of get out of range yeah
20:29:18:0420:29:18:19Brin [GM]Okay
20:29:20:2420:29:26:06Brin [GM]Thanks There’s too much stuff over here Oh, you’re backing way up
20:29:26:1020:29:37:18Chris [TBD]i’m a squishy wizard uh muscly squishy wizard yep muscli and uh i’m now going to cast scorching ray
20:29:29:1020:29:31:23Brin [GM]That’s right That’s what we meant to say
20:29:37:1820:29:46:06Chris [TBD]i hurl three fiery rays uh at one target within range or at several make a ranged spell attack
20:29:46:0620:29:53:10Chris [TBD]for each ray on a hit the target takes that’s way lower than i expected 2d6 fire damage
20:29:53:1020:30:02:21Chris [TBD]i’m totally gonna throw fire now one thing about TBD he studied i’ll tell you real quick
20:30:03:0220:30:13:23Chris [TBD]um it’s probably under skills nope features and traits he studied as a wizard in the school of
20:30:14:1420:30:25:04Chris [TBD]magus um he studied what is that sculpting
20:30:25:0420:30:35:05Chris [TBD]spells yep so when i cast an evocation spell that affects other creatures that you can see you can choose a number of them equal to one plus
20:30:26:2520:30:27:12Dave [Xeros]sculpting.
20:30:35:0520:30:45:20Chris [TBD]the spell’s level. The chosen creatures automatically succeed on their saving throws against the spell so they take no damage So I’m going to make sure those trees are
20:30:45:2020:30:48:23Chris [TBD]not targeted when I cast this, but
20:30:48:0720:30:50:05Brin [GM]Okay, that’s fantastic.
20:30:50:1620:30:57:16Chris [TBD]Scorching Ray and I’m actually going to do it at a higher level No that is second level
20:30:59:1720:31:10:19Chris [TBD]And I’m going to target the two brutish looking vine monsters and I’m going to have one, two on
20:31:06:0220:31:06:20Brin [GM]Okay?
20:31:10:1920:31:15:02Chris [TBD]the left there and one on right there.
20:31:15:0020:31:15:12Brin [GM]Okay.
20:31:16:1520:31:19:15Chris [TBD]They’re going to hit
20:31:21:1420:31:25:13Chris [TBD]so I need to see if it hits that’s what I need to do.
20:31:26:2120:31:31:09Chris [TBD]Come on baby where is actions
20:31:34:2120:31:41:27Chris [TBD]scorching ray 20 nat 20
20:31:42:0120:31:46:08Dave [Xeros]Oh, jeez. Okay. Yep. Double the damage on that.
20:31:44:0320:31:44:29Brin [GM]All right.
20:31:45:2720:31:46:29Steve [Nortle]That’s double damage, baby!
20:31:47:0820:31:58:09Chris [TBD]plus 9 so it’s actually 29 does that hit sweet all right
20:31:53:0420:31:55:01Brin [GM]Just like a double and then some.
20:31:58:0920:32:08:07Chris [TBD]2d6 let’s see what we got here come on baby yes and unfortunately as dnd
20:32:10:0920:32:12:04Jesse [Foulclaw]you get double damage on
20:32:11:2020:32:20:22Steve [Nortle]Yeah, so you get the full amount of whatever your dice would be if you rolled maximum. So 12 and then whatever you rolled is added on top of it.
20:32:16:1420:32:28:01Chris [TBD]12 okay five so 17 damage but well each bolt is 17 damage
20:32:21:0620:32:21:18Brin [GM]night.
20:32:22:2520:32:23:25Steve [Nortle]So 17.
20:32:29:0120:32:34:11Chris [TBD]So two of them go to that guy, and that’s 32 points damage.
20:32:35:0020:32:35:24Dave [Xeros]to the Keeper man.
20:32:35:2220:32:37:21Chris [TBD]And then that one gets 17 right there.
20:32:35:2820:32:39:10Steve [Nortle]No she’s in water You don’t want to burn the water
20:32:38:1620:32:40:18Brin [GM]So you just did that on one.
20:32:41:0020:32:45:17Chris [TBD]Two bolts go to him. So that’s 22, and one to him, 17.
20:32:42:0620:32:44:02Brin [GM]Two bolts go to him in one bolt.
20:32:45:1920:32:47:20Brin [GM]Okay, well congratulations.
20:32:49:0120:32:57:08Brin [GM]This thing is down. okay it lights on fire the fire travels
20:32:50:0620:32:50:23Chris [TBD]Heck yeah!
20:32:57:0820:33:06:24Brin [GM]up all the vines and it turns into a charcoal it’s basically the same shape that it was standing but in charcoal and it just collapses down
20:33:06:2420:33:23:15Brin [GM]and disintegrates okay oh
20:33:08:1820:33:14:02Chris [TBD]And TBD is like, I’ll get some inspiration for this for some lyrics. Too hot. Hot damn.
20:33:14:2320:33:15:12Brin [GM][laughter]
20:33:15:0920:33:17:17Chris [TBD]Firestone. I’m riding this down.
20:33:18:2920:33:19:25Chris [TBD]I’m too hot.
20:33:19:0020:33:25:23Dave [Xeros]you start writing it on the back of your guitar. Yeah, yeah. You just like…
20:33:21:2720:33:28:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, my tablet of tablets are… Yeah, absolutely.
20:33:23:1520:33:30:28Brin [GM]my gosh oh my god that’s hilarious oh
20:33:25:2120:33:27:03Steve [Nortle]On the tablet of tablatures.
20:33:27:2420:33:28:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Ah, yes.
20:33:29:2520:33:38:09Dave [Xeros]You make a stone cutter with your finger and into the tablet of tablature. Hot damn, Moses!
20:33:33:0020:33:34:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:33:33:2520:33:34:15Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s…
20:33:36:2120:33:46:24Brin [GM]gosh this yeah lyrics of commandments okay the co-the lyrics the commanded lyrics
20:33:42:0020:33:45:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Heck yeah. TBD has just been waiting for a fight.
20:33:46:1920:33:47:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Finally!
20:33:46:2420:33:53:19Brin [GM]okay sorry give me one second write this down really quick holy
20:33:49:2020:33:50:09Chris [TBD]Explosions!
20:33:54:1520:33:57:28Steve [Nortle]Was that a twig blight that you took out?
20:33:54:2320:34:02:11Brin [GM]okay no you took out a fester vine okay one
20:33:59:2420:34:00:08Dave [Xeros]Vestervine?
20:34:00:0820:34:00:28Chris [TBD]Festervine.
20:34:02:1120:34:06:26Brin [GM]of the fester vines is gonzo so do i
20:34:03:1120:34:05:26Chris [TBD]Got to tattoo a tear on my eye right here.
20:34:08:0520:34:17:05Brin [GM]I can like click that this bad boy’s dead right on here maybe how do I kill this thing
20:34:08:2120:34:20:17Chris [TBD]It’s going to have lots of
20:34:11:0520:34:11:19Dave [Xeros]Yep.
20:34:12:2320:34:13:09Dave [Xeros]Mm-hmm.
20:34:17:2820:34:18:24Steve [Nortle]With fire.
20:34:20:1720:34:22:02Chris [TBD]scorching fire.
20:34:22:2620:34:27:21Dave [Xeros]I think you click on it and then there’s little things that pop up around it and then you can click on that and he’ll kill it.
20:34:29:1220:34:36:13Brin [GM]can’t figure it out we’re not gonna worry about that right now oh my gosh he’s
20:34:34:2520:34:35:21Dave [Xeros]He’s dead.
20:34:36:1320:34:44:28Brin [GM]dead everyone knows that he’s dead okay um TBD is good okay so fester vine’s dead so now this
20:34:37:0920:34:37:24Chris [TBD]He gone.
20:34:45:1820:34:54:25Brin [GM]festervine b is still alive so he is going to use his grasping
20:34:54:2520:35:06:21Brin [GM]root 15 feet and he’s gonna go towards nortle right there because you are the closest and you have to make a strength saving
20:35:06:2120:35:14:24Brin [GM]throw to see if this is going to get you. Stop!
20:35:08:0320:35:13:15Steve [Nortle]Okay, nat one.
20:35:10:0220:35:11:02Dave [Xeros]He’s got this.
20:35:13:2420:35:15:29Chris [TBD]Oh, now you shrink!
20:35:16:1220:35:19:10Steve [Nortle]Yeah, so he can’t grab me now. I’m too small.
20:35:18:0820:35:19:18Brin [GM]Oh my goodness.
20:35:19:1220:35:20:27Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s in the shell
20:35:19:2820:35:20:17Dave [Xeros]Until
20:35:21:1720:35:25:27Steve [Nortle]So I’ve rolled like twice tonight and one is at 20 and one has won.
20:35:27:2320:35:28:23Steve [Nortle]Go me.
20:35:27:2520:35:31:11Brin [GM]I can’t even handle it. Alright, so
20:35:30:2020:35:35:18Steve [Nortle]I’m two busy staring at the water and I’m just like it’s the spheres. Wow!
20:35:38:1720:35:47:06Brin [GM]drooling at this water sphere okay, this vine this root goes up through the ground looks like a gerbil
20:35:47:0620:35:52:17Brin [GM]going through the wait gopher that’s what i meant to say go for traveling through the ground okay
20:35:52:1720:36:00:27Brin [GM]makes it unearths the dirt it lifts you up 10 feet in the air and it’s pulling you towards
20:36:00:2720:36:10:26Brin [GM]the blight the fester vine okay you have two
20:36:04:1020:36:05:18Steve [Nortle]Just what I wanted
20:36:06:1020:36:07:20Chris [TBD]What? A hug?
20:36:08:2620:36:09:22Steve [Nortle]Get closer.
20:36:10:2620:36:18:20Brin [GM]2d6 2d 6 damage this hold
20:36:12:0520:36:14:03Chris [TBD]Reminds me of a song inspiring.
20:36:17:0620:36:18:16Chris [TBD]Hold me close.
20:36:18:2320:36:23:16Jesse [Foulclaw]TBD is so nonchalant over there this will be great for lyrics whatever happens
20:36:20:1720:36:21:18Chris [TBD]long obeying
20:36:23:1820:36:25:12Chris [TBD]I’m inspired by everything I see
20:36:26:1720:36:38:10Brin [GM]you took to oh wow oh no because you failed so
20:36:38:1020:36:50:00Brin [GM]you take 13 bludgeoning damage at the start of each of its turns. Until the grapple ends, the target takes 13 bludgeoning damage at
20:36:45:1520:36:47:13Dave [Xeros]he breaks the grapple, yeah.
20:36:50:0020:36:51:03Brin [GM]the start of each of its
20:36:51:1320:36:52:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah, sure, grappled.
20:36:52:1920:36:53:12Brin [GM]your grapples
20:36:54:0320:36:59:14Chris [TBD]wait didn’t your drink or something keep you from getting grappled
20:36:58:0020:37:02:21Jesse [Foulclaw]or does your feet give you a grappling advantage or something that you learned
20:37:04:0120:37:07:23Steve [Nortle]When I am doing the attack, yeah.
20:37:10:1320:37:13:01Steve [Nortle]So I could just grapple him back and see how he likes it.
20:37:12:2320:37:13:08Chris [TBD]ah
20:37:15:0320:37:17:03Jesse [Foulclaw]fight fire with fire
20:37:15:1820:37:15:29Steve [Nortle]Uh-oh.
20:37:16:0020:37:21:27Chris [TBD]Nortles like arguing with it in the air while he’s clearly wrapped around he’s like I got you
20:37:19:1720:37:19:26Brin [GM]of
20:37:23:0220:37:30:24Chris [TBD]you ain’t going anywhere you don’t got me, I got YOU
20:37:25:1020:37:27:17Brin [GM]okay awesome Eros
20:37:26:1220:37:27:12Steve [Nortle]Mind games.
20:37:30:0720:37:40:23Dave [Xeros]Um I’m going to move 15 feet up to the tree that he tried to, no, no. That you cut, right?
20:37:37:0020:37:44:15Chris [TBD]no no I didn’t try to very clearly Oh, the… No, I didn’t cut the tree. I cut the monster’s vines.
20:37:43:0220:37:47:09Dave [Xeros]I know. He cut the tree to drain it, right嗎?
20:37:45:2720:37:46:24Chris [TBD]Oh, he cut.
20:37:47:0620:37:53:14Jesse [Foulclaw]no well uh i think it was
20:37:49:0820:37:58:06Brin [GM]one did you cut was it the purple okay yeah that’s kind of
20:37:50:1120:37:52:03Steve [Nortle]I thought you were going for the purple one.
20:37:53:2520:37:54:26Chris [TBD]I thought it was the red one.
20:37:54:2220:38:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]i was just thinking the center the red one was what i started with because then that was the creature that was after us right
20:37:56:1320:37:56:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:38:00:2020:38:06:10Dave [Xeros]I’m incorporeal right now so I want to stick my head in the tree and just see what’s going on inside
20:38:06:2820:38:12:29Brin [GM]do you okay yeah definitely do investigation yes
20:38:07:2420:38:09:28Dave [Xeros]So I’m just going to do an investigation check
20:38:10:1320:38:11:22Chris [TBD]massive squirrel
20:38:21:0920:38:23:16Dave [Xeros]ant traits No skills
20:38:24:2520:38:25:04Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:38:27:1120:38:30:17Dave [Xeros]Hmm, could I make it a performance check?
20:38:31:1820:38:32:15Dave [Xeros]Or maybe
20:38:32:2720:38:37:29Chris [TBD]how are you gonna do it? You’re gonna flick your hair back as you stick your head into this thing?
20:38:33:2620:38:34:23Dave [Xeros]A perception check
20:38:38:1920:38:41:27Brin [GM]it’s fine you can choose investigate or perception whichever
20:38:43:0620:38:48:26Dave [Xeros]okay I’ll do the perception and find out Okay yeah no that was better 22 So nat 18
20:38:47:1320:38:47:25Chris [TBD]Ooh!
20:38:48:2320:38:53:16Brin [GM]When you peek your head into the trunk of this tree
20:38:54:2020:39:04:26Brin [GM]you see a very strange creature inside of the trunk, okay? And he’s kind of in almost how
20:39:04:2620:39:16:11Brin [GM]you would make a body look like if it was laying in a coffin, okay, and his eyes are closed it is it is a male okay and he’s not
20:39:07:2920:39:08:08Chris [TBD]Oh.
20:39:10:2420:39:11:26Dave [Xeros]Ew
20:39:13:2520:39:14:12Dave [Xeros]Ew
20:39:16:1120:39:19:08Brin [GM]it does not look good. He looks very sick
20:39:19:0320:39:20:06Dave [Xeros]Okay so
20:39:20:1820:39:28:24Brin [GM]like the state that he’s in is outwardly expressed by how the tree looks
20:39:29:2720:39:37:11Dave [Xeros]While I’m there I’m just gonna cast Detect good and evil I think I have that.
20:39:42:0120:39:43:01Dave [Xeros]No, I don’t think I do.
20:39:43:1220:39:44:16Chris [TBD]You’re a cleric now, right?
20:39:44:1320:39:53:04Dave [Xeros]I am a cleric but I thought I had no I have detect poison and disease I don t have to detect good and evil I wanted to find out if whatever is inside of that it’s not good or bad
20:39:54:0520:39:55:02Chris [TBD]You can detect a poison.
20:39:54:2920:39:55:19Dave [Xeros]I could
20:40:00:0220:40:00:26Dave [Xeros]Is there
20:40:03:1720:40:06:19Brin [GM]need to roll to detect go ahead if you want
20:40:05:1720:40:09:04Dave [Xeros]well what I want to do is I may try to cure him
20:40:11:0520:40:15:18Dave [Xeros]inside there so I have Cure Wounds I’m trying to think of what else I could possibly use
20:40:17:1120:40:25:11Dave [Xeros]ooh Would you say that whatever’s inside there is under some sort of condition, like a poison condition or… Okay.
20:40:25:1520:40:33:12Dave [Xeros]I’m going to cast Lesser Restoration on it and if it’s Blinded, Deafened, Paralyzed
20:40:27:0220:40:28:03Chris [TBD]Oh nice.
20:40:33:1220:40:40:11Dave [Xeros]or Poisoned, I remove that effect for them completely so I’m gonna cast that and find out what happens.
20:40:37:1720:40:46:29Brin [GM]when you cast this you start to see its body
20:40:46:2920:40:55:27Brin [GM]be restored okay and it trickles upwards this tree lights up because it’s a fire tree
20:40:55:2720:41:03:02Brin [GM]okay so it has like a smolter simmery the tree
20:40:58:0820:40:59:02Dave [Xeros]I’m okay.
20:40:59:2120:41:02:02Chris [TBD]No but TBD is just super into this.
20:41:03:0220:41:08:11Brin [GM]comes back to life all the tree starts budding
20:41:04:2120:41:05:26Chris [TBD]Oh hell yeah!
20:41:08:1120:41:17:22Brin [GM]out okay there’s buds on it and you start to see the roots at the base of it dig deeper into
20:41:10:0320:41:11:11Dave [Xeros]Hey buds! There’s buds!
20:41:17:2220:41:25:24Brin [GM]the ground and it’s, it looks like it’s back at full strength again. Okay? And it’s very hot
20:41:18:1220:41:23:24Dave [Xeros]Nice! Ooh, all right.
20:41:25:2420:41:36:01Brin [GM]but obviously you don’t have to worry about that. Only arrows would say such preposterous shit!
20:41:28:0520:41:29:26Dave [Xeros]So am I. It’s fine.
20:41:30:2820:41:31:11Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:41:34:0320:41:43:09Dave [Xeros]Okay. This is what I’m going to do now that it’s on fire. Can any of these other tree blights get close to it or else are they going to catch on fire?
20:41:44:2320:41:50:26Brin [GM]They can get close to it because they can send vines up underneath
20:41:44:2920:41:50:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, what’s happening to that water ball? Is it going to be a steamball teacher?
20:41:50:2120:41:52:00Steve [Nortle]She’s going to get broiled.
20:41:50:2620:41:59:08Brin [GM]and get into the trunk they definitely
20:41:53:0220:42:02:25Dave [Xeros]Okay. Well, but they can’t move close. If I am next to that tree sitting inside the fire, they’re not going to try to attack me as well.
20:41:59:0820:42:03:09Brin [GM]don’t like fire that’s for sure this is their least
20:42:04:0020:42:08:00Dave [Xeros]Hey, great. Perfect. So I’m going to step outside of the tree.
20:42:04:2520:42:06:01Chris [TBD]They’re his favorite tree.
20:42:08:1220:42:09:12Chris [TBD]TBD’s favorite tree
20:42:09:2520:42:17:27Dave [Xeros]Hey, guys! By the way, there’s weird people inside the tree and they’re poisoned so we may want to unpoison them
20:42:19:0120:42:21:25Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna stay right here because I don’t want to get touched
20:42:22:2120:42:26:23Brin [GM]you see the keeper in the water sphere start writhing
20:42:25:1620:42:27:01Dave [Xeros]This sphere starts to boil, right?
20:42:27:2520:42:39:24Brin [GM]it’s i mean it’s pretty hot up there so it would it’s starting to vaporize definitely and it’s starting to shrink okay and whatever the keeper in the water
20:42:34:0220:42:35:06Chris [TBD]Oh yeah. Okay.
20:42:39:2420:42:48:09Brin [GM]sphere is writhing and super angry okay kicking around doing somersaults in the
20:42:45:0720:42:45:19Dave [Xeros]Hey
20:42:47:1820:42:51:04Dave [Xeros]Hey buddy I’m just gonna sit there in the fire and look up at him
20:42:52:0620:42:54:00Dave [Xeros]How you doing then man?
20:42:54:1820:42:56:17Chris [TBD]Can you talk to people in corporeal
20:42:55:2820:43:03:29Dave [Xeros]Hey, Idius saves my friend. Idias saves!
20:42:56:0820:43:07:26Brin [GM]he’s gonna put his finger I’m just kidding it’s not basil. It’s not Basil and bubbles there’s yelling screaming
20:43:02:0920:43:09:26Chris [TBD]When that
20:43:07:1820:43:18:02Dave [Xeros]Oh, I’m just gonna stay right here. Can you move me next to the tree? And I am going to stick put. Right there and then so when that happens
20:43:18:0220:43:25:29Dave [Xeros]I have one turn with my incorporeal form and it disappears I have use again in order do this again but my mission is clear
20:43:27:0420:43:28:15Dave [Xeros]save the trees
20:43:29:2020:43:31:08Dave [Xeros]Save the cheerleader. Save the world.
20:43:30:1820:43:32:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Save the trees.
20:43:33:1920:43:41:12Brin [GM]it’s now the tree lights turn okay this thing is massive it’s incredibly strong
20:43:36:0220:43:36:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yay!
20:43:36:2420:43:37:27Dave [Xeros]That thing’s huge.
20:43:41:1220:43:51:18Brin [GM]and it’s officially your number one worry at this point okay he sees this happening and the keeper is clearly yelling
20:43:45:0820:43:46:04Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay.
20:43:51:1820:44:01:14Brin [GM]at this tree blight, there you go gargling water. He walks past this tree and grabs a huge branch of it and snaps
20:43:53:0220:43:56:12Dave [Xeros]I would say gargling at this tree blight because…
20:43:55:1520:43:56:08Chris [TBD]100%
20:44:01:1120:44:01:29Chris [TBD]No!
20:44:01:1420:44:09:12Brin [GM]it off and walks this way towards Eros seriously I’m gonna pull
20:44:05:1420:44:07:02Chris [TBD]What, is he going to roast some marshmallows?
20:44:07:1820:44:08:25Dave [Xeros]Hey, don’t be an a-hole.
20:44:09:1220:44:16:20Brin [GM]this guy out of the way over here because he has turned into a pile of charcoal.
20:44:18:2920:44:20:29Chris [TBD]That gives me an idea for a song.
20:44:21:1120:44:22:23Dave [Xeros]Is it called ash hole?
20:44:24:1620:44:25:26Dave [Xeros]Don’t be in ash hole!
20:44:27:0420:44:30:17Brin [GM]okay I should have put on my
20:44:28:0520:44:29:19Chris [TBD]Well you’re on fire.
20:44:31:1020:44:33:19Dave [Xeros]Did your mom read you wrong? You’re an ash hole.
20:44:33:1920:44:34:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:44:37:2920:44:40:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m burning for you
20:44:38:1220:44:48:25Brin [GM]okay this tree bligh oh wow
20:44:48:2520:44:54:09Brin [GM]okay oh oh okay this thing’s tough okay so it has a multi-attack
20:44:51:2420:44:52:12Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:44:56:0620:45:07:18Brin [GM]what is that too much it makes two branch attacks and it can use grasping root which is what nortle is entangled in right now
20:44:58:1020:44:59:06Chris [TBD]Go for it.
20:45:07:1820:45:15:14Brin [GM]so it’s going to reach back and it’s gonna backhand foul claw right in the face
20:45:13:0920:45:17:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Whoa Hold on
20:45:17:0220:45:18:10Brin [GM]hold on
20:45:18:0220:45:19:13Dave [Xeros]That’s what it feels like.
20:45:20:1920:45:21:17Dave [Xeros]Just FYI.
20:45:20:2620:45:22:13Jesse [Foulclaw]so you have to roll
20:45:27:0720:45:28:04Dave [Xeros]What’s your AC?
20:45:28:0220:45:31:29Jesse [Foulclaw]so I have 14 but um I have a reaction
20:45:33:0520:45:33:17Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
20:45:36:0220:45:36:11Chris [TBD]The what?
20:45:36:1820:45:37:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think I can use that
20:45:37:2920:45:40:08Dave [Xeros]You can use that as a reaction. It’s a reaction?
20:45:39:0120:45:39:19Steve [Nortle]That is
20:45:39:2820:45:42:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh it’s also a reaction oh
20:45:40:2320:45:46:02Brin [GM]a reactive yep if you need if you need me to read you anything on that let me know
20:45:41:1720:45:45:16Dave [Xeros]Yep. Wall of Bores. She has basils.
20:45:42:0420:45:43:09Chris [TBD]The what.?
20:45:43:1420:45:43:27Steve [Nortle]of course
20:45:44:1220:45:47:09Chris [TBD]Oh the gauntlets that’s right.
20:45:46:0620:45:46:18Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
20:45:49:2220:45:54:28Jesse [Foulclaw]then I’ll just use that for now, I’ll use the wall of force like I see it coming and I can just kind of like
20:45:54:2320:46:05:23Chris [TBD]Now please tell me that because it’s his first time doing it and he’s a bird lighter weight that it has quite the opposite effect and just sends you flying.
20:45:55:2820:45:57:21Jesse [Foulclaw]iron man this thing block it
20:46:05:1420:46:13:21Dave [Xeros]back? Do you like… Yeah, because you can do it in a wall or you can go to the door and there’s any number of things you can actually do
20:46:05:2420:46:06:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:46:06:1920:46:07:07Chris [TBD]Ow!
20:46:07:0620:46:09:25Brin [GM]it knocks him on his ass yeah
20:46:14:0120:46:16:20Brin [GM]yeah i can read it too if you want me to
20:46:17:2520:46:23:23Jesse [Foulclaw]um yeah i think i just want to do a wall yeah just protect myself when i see the swing coming at me
20:46:22:2520:46:32:08Brin [GM]okay awesome okay so it’s a 10 foot by 10 foot wall that comes up in front of you and it stays up for 10 minutes unless
20:46:32:0820:46:43:11Brin [GM]you release it. Okay? So, you can just hold it there in front of you for 10 minutos. Okay.
20:46:34:2020:46:35:04Dave [Xeros]Prowclaw
20:46:38:0620:46:41:02Dave [Xeros]repeat after me not in the face
20:46:42:0920:46:43:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:46:43:1120:46:54:03Brin [GM]And it’s going to use its second attack towards Eros. It has a very long reach so it can definitely get to you no problem. Only a four.
20:46:51:1220:46:52:03Chris [TBD]care about the fire.
20:46:54:0320:46:55:29Brin [GM]Swing
20:46:54:0520:46:55:08Dave [Xeros]yeah hey
20:46:54:0620:46:54:21Jesse [Foulclaw]whoa
20:46:56:1620:47:05:27Dave [Xeros]it’s all of the But you know how fire distorts things in front of it? It’s just like, it misses. Just goes right past my head. I’m like, eh.
20:47:04:2920:47:12:02Brin [GM]it’s um it’s pissed off so it uses grasping root and digs all of its root
20:47:12:0220:47:23:07Brin [GM]feet down into the ground it’s within 15 feet so you have to make the target is pulled up wait a minute no you haveと do a strength saving throw
20:47:23:1920:47:24:28Dave [Xeros]A strength saving throw?
20:47:25:2520:47:37:19Brin [GM]yes okay wait a minute hold on let me read this really quick so strength saving throw failure
20:47:27:0720:47:30:12Dave [Xeros]No. All right. I’ll go to my saving throws.
20:47:37:1920:47:49:14Brin [GM]oh i see okay failure the tar the target is pulled up 10 feet straight towards the blight and has the grappled condition escape dc 16 from one of six roots what is that
20:47:49:2820:48:00:27Dave [Xeros]So I have to roll a strength… I haveと roll a 16 or higher on my skill in order to escape it. So that would be an actual one.
20:47:51:1820:47:52:21Chris [TBD]six people at once?
20:47:59:1020:48:06:26Brin [GM]but it says right here this the saving throw is 17 and then it says
20:48:06:1020:48:08:04Chris [TBD]Is that after you’ve been grappled?
20:48:06:2620:48:16:04Brin [GM]ah okay yes so once you’ve been grappled you have to make another one and i didn’t do this with you because i wasn’t paying attention on his next turn
20:48:13:2620:48:15:10Chris [TBD]Well on his next turn right?
20:48:14:2620:48:23:00Dave [Xeros]Well, because he is trying to break the grapple. So the 17 is to break The grapple and to stop It from the first one it probably is The DC’s 16
20:48:23:0720:48:32:05Brin [GM]to the 16. okay awesome from one of the six roots until the grapple ends the target takes 13 bludgeoning damage okay sweet awesome so we’ve got that figured out
20:48:32:0520:48:39:29Brin [GM]so you have to be a 17 for this strength saving throw let’s see
20:48:35:1420:48:38:03Dave [Xeros]My strength’s great guys It’s amazing
20:48:39:2320:48:40:23Dave [Xeros]It’s an at 1
20:48:39:2920:48:45:05Brin [GM]very stop okay so you
20:48:42:1020:48:43:09Chris [TBD]Dang dog!
20:48:43:0120:48:43:19Dave [Xeros]Yep
20:48:44:1620:48:45:00Jesse [Foulclaw]another
20:48:45:0520:48:56:12Brin [GM]officially have the grappled condition the blight picks you up towards it so now you are being you’re wrapped and it’s holding you as like a trophy right here
20:48:49:0720:48:50:11Chris [TBD]And the shrink
20:48:56:2920:48:58:20Dave [Xeros]Hey this is kind of gross
20:48:59:1820:49:01:11Brin [GM]and you take 13
20:49:00:0620:49:02:10Dave [Xeros]I’m all sweaty
20:49:02:1520:49:07:02Brin [GM]bludgeoning damage at the start of each of your turns oh my gosh this guy is so strong I made a huge mistake
20:49:06:2020:49:10:20Chris [TBD]Aren’t you incorporeal? Aren’t you incorporial?
20:49:07:2620:49:09:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I made a huge mistake.
20:49:09:1220:49:09:17Dave [Xeros]that?
20:49:10:2220:49:12:19Dave [Xeros]Not yet but I will be soon
20:49:12:2720:49:14:16Brin [GM]there you go alright
20:49:14:1620:49:15:22Steve [Nortle]Is that a reaction?
20:49:15:1720:49:16:22Dave [Xeros]My
20:49:17:0220:49:18:01Chris [TBD]Incomporial?
20:49:17:1620:49:18:15Steve [Nortle]Or is it a bonus?
20:49:18:1120:49:28:26Dave [Xeros]No It’s from my ghost step tattoo. I can just use it, so it doesn’t have to be a reaction. It’s just an action that I can take. I’m going to check it right now.
20:49:21:1220:49:21:23Chris [TBD]Oh,
20:49:29:0120:49:31:11Dave [Xeros]It may – it would have to –
20:49:30:2020:49:33:13Steve [Nortle]just wondering when would be able to use it again because you’d
20:49:34:0820:49:43:02Dave [Xeros]I can use it three times and tres veces y yo vi una coluna de luz.
20:49:37:2420:49:38:21Chris [TBD]tres veces
20:49:45:2320:49:46:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:49:49:0220:49:57:21Brin [GM]when I first met the first time I saw Dave I didn’t think that he was white let’s just say
20:49:54:1320:49:58:03Dave [Xeros]She thought I was Hispanic.
20:49:58:2220:50:00:12Chris [TBD]You’ve gotten that before
20:50:00:2420:50:04:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I have. It’s because it was the summer and I tan.
20:50:04:0720:50:06:15Steve [Nortle]I was going to say you missed…
20:50:04:2920:50:16:22Brin [GM]his yard. Well, okay. This is in all fairness. It was at church. Okay. And, and until literally
20:50:05:1120:50:06:04Chris [TBD]Did
20:50:09:1520:50:12:12Chris [TBD]you just speak Spanish to him immediately No
20:50:12:0620:50:16:13Dave [Xeros]No, she didn’t actually find out that I wasn’t Hispanic until she came over to the house later.
20:50:16:1920:50:17:08Chris [TBD]What
20:50:16:2220:50:26:20Brin [GM]I met him face to face Kate, no joke. This was in church. They had just moved into our ward and they were speaking and Sarah gets up and I was like, dang, what’s this hot
20:50:26:2020:50:32:23Brin [GM]blonde? And I didn’t have my glasses on and Dave gets up. And I was
20:50:32:2320:50:41:29Brin [GM]okay get this hot blonde and i’m like i’m blind obviously and he’s just like super he’s got crazy
20:50:33:1920:50:34:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:50:33:1920:50:35:07Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:50:34:1020:50:34:24Steve [Nortle]Uh…
20:50:34:2820:50:35:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:50:35:1020:50:36:29Dave [Xeros]He speaks really good English.
20:50:41:2920:50:52:29Brin [GM]long hair it’s all dark and it was so funny i was like and then i when i met sarah i was standing in their foyer and it wasn’t and then dave comes walking down that hallway
20:50:46:1020:50:46:21Chris [TBD]happening
20:50:52:2920:51:04:26Brin [GM]and i was what the hell is dude does a different husband and i’s like he’s not mexican not hispanic not south american
20:50:55:1120:51:03:02Dave [Xeros]She’s like, did she get remarried? Yep. Nope. Nope, I’m not. I’m just American. I am just American
20:51:01:0820:51:01:23Chris [TBD]is
20:51:03:2520:51:04:11Chris [TBD]hilarious
20:51:04:2620:51:07:17Brin [GM]that’s what i meant to say it’s not a latina
20:51:07:2820:51:19:11Dave [Xeros]yeah, so I have three charges it regains the expended charges daily at dawn as a bonus action It’s a bonus action. Yep, yeah. So it has to be on my turn but I can do an action and a bonus act
20:51:15:2120:51:16:25Steve [Nortle]be on your turn.
20:51:19:1120:51:23:16Dave [Xeros]so I can two things so it is a bonus section. Thank you. Yeah that’s really good to know.
20:51:21:2020:51:26:15Steve [Nortle]That’s good to know especially when you’re grappled.
20:51:23:1320:51:25:26Brin [GM]all right
20:51:24:2120:51:25:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Don’t worry, I’ll help you.
20:51:26:2320:51:27:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m coming.
20:51:27:2620:51:32:06Dave [Xeros]Yeah okay. Hey Fowclaw hey this itches
20:51:28:1520:51:29:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m on my way.
20:51:32:0420:51:32:17Steve [Nortle]Hit!
20:51:32:0920:51:35:02Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re on the other side of the wall and I can’t figure out how to put it down?
20:51:37:1320:51:39:05Dave [Xeros]disengage disengage
20:51:37:2620:51:43:13Jesse [Foulclaw]How do you turn this thing off?
20:51:38:0120:51:38:10Steve [Nortle]Hit!
20:51:39:2920:51:40:22Steve [Nortle]Control Z!
20:51:40:2720:51:42:09Brin [GM]control z
20:51:42:0720:51:45:16Dave [Xeros]You could have just put the big thing underneath the dome
20:51:47:0920:51:47:21Dave [Xeros]Disengage
20:51:47:1720:51:48:00Jesse [Foulclaw]This is
20:51:48:0020:52:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw]my first time sweet okay
20:51:49:1820:51:57:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s my first time with the rabbit’s hand on my hand.
20:51:51:1420:51:54:20Brin [GM]thank goodness
20:51:56:2020:52:08:04Brin [GM]ah the rabbit’s hand all right foul claw it’s your turn again for good oh it’s a rabbit
20:52:01:1620:52:06:19Dave [Xeros]I do reach into my pockets and rub your hands though to get luck.
20:52:02:0720:52:14:01Jesse [Foulclaw]nice
20:52:05:1720:52:06:19Steve [Nortle]For good luck.
20:52:08:2720:52:16:01Brin [GM]that’s fucked up that’s so messed up dude yes
20:52:09:0020:52:10:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:52:10:1120:52:13:20Chris [TBD]Do we want the little dog?
20:52:10:2820:52:14:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:52:13:2620:52:18:21Dave [Xeros]Do I get a luck point? Can I re-roll? Yes! Excellent.
20:52:16:0120:52:24:20Brin [GM]you absolutely do yeah what oh did i not
20:52:20:1620:52:26:09Chris [TBD]Does the little dog vine get to go? No, he didn’t.
20:52:24:2020:52:36:20Brin [GM]did he not go yeah he did right after right after you he failed whatever he was doing yeah he’s a very squishy
20:52:32:2020:52:34:07Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, that’s right.
20:52:36:2020:52:48:18Brin [GM]and he’s really pissed off he’s barking up at the keeper yes very upset
20:52:44:1120:52:45:12Steve [Nortle]At the watch?
20:52:44:1120:52:45:17Chris [TBD]The water ball.
20:52:44:1220:52:46:29Dave [Xeros]At The Boiling Keeper.
20:52:47:0220:52:47:18Chris [TBD]La la la!
20:52:48:1820:52:51:27Brin [GM]okay, and Falclaw what would you like to do?
20:52:53:0420:53:02:03Jesse [Foulclaw]have a bonus action that can like level up my spell can i use a bonus option like first and then my action like it doesn’t matter what
20:53:00:0920:53:03:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah you can do in any order yep.
20:53:02:0220:53:05:04Steve [Nortle]It’s just during your turn you can do bonus actions
20:53:02:0320:53:09:02Jesse [Foulclaw]order they go okay cool so i still have my scroll of jubilee so i speak my
20:53:07:2820:53:09:06Dave [Xeros]Oh, that’s right.
20:53:08:2720:53:09:27Chris [TBD]Oh man!
20:53:09:2320:53:11:07Steve [Nortle]Jubilee and Lamentation
20:53:11:1220:53:20:24Jesse [Foulclaw]i do have to make a wild magic roll but oh i did cast another spell so i probably need
20:53:13:1020:53:16:10Brin [GM]this music is going great This is perfect
20:53:14:0620:53:18:18Steve [Nortle]Oh, you should have done that for your earlier spell
20:53:20:2420:53:31:15Jesse [Foulclaw]to make like two wild magic rolls after this please remind me but uh so uh i am gonna say uh yippee that’s my
20:53:31:1520:53:33:03Jesse [Foulclaw]magic word to activate the scroll
20:53:32:2120:53:33:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:53:34:0220:53:35:11Brin [GM]Is that real?
20:53:34:1120:53:38:27Jesse [Foulclaw]because it’s just out of like frustration because i can’t turn off your like shield wall
20:53:38:2720:53:48:27Jesse [Foulclaw]and then you know and then uh so i’m going to cast a firebolt on this giant tree
20:53:49:0420:53:49:17Brin [GM]Okay
20:53:50:2020:54:02:06Jesse [Foulclaw]and it’s just instantaneous so I’m going to level it up it increases by, it’s 2 d10 but it increases by 1 when I use my
20:54:01:1920:54:02:22Chris [TBD]Holy crap.
20:54:03:0920:54:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]magic
20:54:04:1820:54:05:09Chris [TBD]Nice.
20:54:04:2320:54:05:28Brin [GM]That’s awesome
20:54:06:2220:54:07:11Jesse [Foulclaw]scroll
20:54:06:2420:54:07:06Dave [Xeros]All right.
20:54:07:0420:54:09:14Brin [GM]yeah this guy is a tank so
20:54:08:2720:54:10:27Dave [Xeros]You’re cooking now, Foulclaw.
20:54:10:0420:54:19:28Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah if I know my d10 I need 3 or if somebody wants to roll another one
20:54:21:2720:54:22:21Brin [GM]d10
20:54:22:0520:54:33:05Jesse [Foulclaw]are these my 10 that’s my 10 one two these ones are hard to read this okay
20:54:25:0820:54:28:22Brin [GM]you got it did someone else get it or do you want me to roll
20:54:32:2120:54:37:06Steve [Nortle]you can also use the percentile just ignore the zero on it
20:54:33:0520:54:38:21Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m just gonna ignore the zero because i can’t
20:54:38:2120:54:50:14Jesse [Foulclaw]find the other that one we can’t find it on okay gosh why did i use your dice
20:54:38:2620:54:39:17Steve [Nortle]yeah that one
20:54:38:2920:54:40:21Brin [GM]just let me know if you want Me To Roll
20:54:52:2820:54:54:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah, the bones are good luck, man.
20:54:53:2420:55:05:04Jesse [Foulclaw]okay well i used the one but anyway uh it’s 14 so he takes 14 points of damage um and dang it
20:54:54:2820:54:55:21Steve [Nortle]kind of
20:55:00:1620:55:01:00Brin [GM]okay
20:55:05:0420:55:16:03Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah that’s my bonus action um well my spell was my act the actual spell the firebolt was
20:55:06:2920:55:08:27Dave [Xeros]Now you can take an action and a movement.
20:55:16:0320:55:23:28Jesse [Foulclaw]my one action so but i can move yeah that’s my other bonus section i have to speak the word as
20:55:16:0620:55:16:24Dave [Xeros]Okay.
20:55:18:2420:55:21:12Dave [Xeros]The Jubilee was the other one, right?
20:55:23:2320:55:26:18Steve [Nortle]alright so now you have to roll your d20 to see if you get
20:55:23:2820:55:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw]my bonus action yeah um but i want to try um brian i want it with my movement i basically
20:55:34:0720:55:39:29Jesse [Foulclaw]want to hide behind this guy’s head and because they have such light howlin feet and i’m just
20:55:39:2920:55:46:16Jesse [Foulclaw]perch anywhere i kind of want to like hide in his yeah i kind OF WANT TO HIDE UP THERE AND
20:55:43:2720:55:45:05Brin [GM]on his tree
20:55:46:1620:55:57:01Jesse [Foulclaw]like kind of wait for my next action up there to attack him okay i’m gonna spot the really
20:55:50:0520:55:54:11Brin [GM]he’s nasty has tons of dead decaying branches on him
20:55:57:2920:55:59:02Dave [Xeros]The cleanest branch.
20:55:58:0620:56:07:17Jesse [Foulclaw]like the like most vibrant branches that he has yeah i have to roll another one too so i rolled a
20:56:03:2320:56:05:08Dave [Xeros]Did you just wild magic?
20:56:04:1420:56:11:14Chris [TBD]it yes oh my gosh no
20:56:07:0620:56:10:04Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh. Oh my god!
20:56:07:1720:56:23:24Jesse [Foulclaw]one so now
20:56:11:1420:56:18:20Chris [TBD]what now oh my god this
20:56:12:0820:56:12:27Dave [Xeros]What?!
20:56:15:1520:56:17:13Dave [Xeros]Jesse, this is how you
20:56:18:2820:56:20:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:56:18:2920:56:25:16Brin [GM]we he just did that twice where
20:56:19:0120:56:20:18Dave [Xeros]You died last time
20:56:23:0320:56:24:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:56:23:0820:56:24:01Steve [Nortle]So now…
20:56:23:2420:56:31:19Jesse [Foulclaw]so now yeah i
20:56:24:2120:56:25:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:56:25:0020:56:26:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:56:26:0220:56:34:10Steve [Nortle]He struck twice and now we’ve got to pull up the list that you gotta pull up roll 2d100
20:56:31:1920:56:39:26Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t know how do we i this is just bringing back all kinds of bad
20:56:33:2020:56:45:20Chris [TBD]unbelievable dude and we’ve been here before they’re not death saving throws but how did you do that
20:56:39:2620:56:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]memories but these aren’t death saving throws so that’s that’s don’t you dare oh okay so
20:56:41:0520:56:42:10Dave [Xeros]No no
20:56:44:1020:56:47:06Brin [GM]please not let it come to that because if I accidentally kill someone i’m gonna
20:56:48:2120:56:50:18Chris [TBD]and it’s foul of all people
20:56:51:1020:56:52:25Steve [Nortle]so you have to roll two
20:56:51:2220:57:02:23Jesse [Foulclaw]so i shrink i’m like baby size out falc bar right now sweet
20:56:55:0420:56:55:15Steve [Nortle]yeah
20:56:55:2920:57:01:06Brin [GM]are okay you when you when you just you’re freshly hatched
20:56:57:0220:56:58:27Dave [Xeros]You’re like an action figure
20:57:01:2920:57:03:02Dave [Xeros]He’s really cute
20:57:02:2320:57:05:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i’ll take that
20:57:04:0220:57:07:01Chris [TBD]his eyes also got four times the size
20:57:07:1620:57:09:11Steve [Nortle]so you need to roll
20:57:10:1720:57:16:26Steve [Nortle]d100 two times to get the two different spell effects some of them are good and some of then are bad so we’ll see what happens
20:57:16:1120:57:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]these twice this could be good though remember last time
20:57:17:1120:57:18:23Chris [TBD]amazing amazing
20:57:18:0620:57:19:12Brin [GM]how did that happen
20:57:20:1120:57:21:28Chris [TBD]it’s Jesse, it’s Jess
20:57:20:1720:57:22:29Dave [Xeros]This thing is it won’t kill Jesse
20:57:27:1620:57:34:28Jesse [Foulclaw]uh 60 no 94
20:57:27:1720:57:31:08Brin [GM]him just could be like a glass half full kind of situation
20:57:33:2220:57:42:15Steve [Nortle]a 94 oh your size increases by one size category for the next
20:57:34:2620:57:39:13Chris [TBD]wild magic that’s like at least three I know
20:57:35:2420:57:46:11Dave [Xeros]nat ones have we rolled now i think five hey look at that negated
20:57:41:2920:57:49:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:57:42:0920:57:47:22Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:57:42:1520:57:58:18Steve [Nortle]like when
20:57:42:1820:57:43:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:57:44:0620:57:49:10Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:57:44:2520:57:49:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:57:48:0120:57:49:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:57:48:2320:57:51:12Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah just like out of control
20:57:52:0220:57:53:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:57:52:1220:57:58:15Chris [TBD]the druid is like what the freak is going on where are these people
20:57:53:2920:57:55:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:57:54:0920:57:56:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:57:58:1820:58:17:23Steve [Nortle]a car can’t get in gear all right
20:57:59:1920:58:00:23Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s just
20:57:59:2420:58:02:16Brin [GM]all of the enemies are just dead silent they’re
20:58:01:2020:58:02:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:58:03:1520:58:10:28Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s just like puffs of feathers like just keep as I’m resizing 50 times okay
20:58:10:0320:58:13:23Brin [GM]is here right now she would literally be picking up every last
20:58:12:1420:58:23:15Jesse [Foulclaw]This is 90, I believe. I can’t tell what the six… It’s this one?
20:58:14:1820:58:15:19Dave [Xeros]every feather
20:58:17:2320:58:24:20Steve [Nortle]what’s the next one just yeah yeah that’s nine
20:58:24:2020:58:36:13Steve [Nortle]because you because this is the yeah those are the odds and those are evens um oh and now you’ve become invisible for the next minute during that time other creatures can’t hear you and if
20:58:25:0720:58:26:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, because those are all up.
20:58:28:0220:58:29:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, yeah, it’s just 90 then.
20:58:34:1820:58:35:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:58:36:1320:58:37:28Steve [Nortle]You attack, it ends the spell.
20:58:38:2120:58:39:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, if I attack!
20:58:39:0320:58:43:14Brin [GM]freakishly convenient since you wanted to perch on the enemy
20:58:43:1520:58:44:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Exactly what I wanted to do.
20:58:43:2120:58:49:16Chris [TBD]So visually what we’ve seen is this owl like pop down,
20:58:45:1520:58:59:06Dave [Xeros]an invisible tiny foul claw he just
20:58:47:2520:58:48:16Jesse [Foulclaw]No, no, no.
20:58:50:0320:58:51:21Jesse [Foulclaw]And they disappear.
20:58:52:1220:58:59:06Brin [GM]so it literally looks like every single one of these enemies thinks you’ve just died that you have
20:58:56:1620:58:57:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:58:56:1620:58:58:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:58:58:2420:59:00:28Steve [Nortle]Like you just exploded in your head.
20:58:59:0620:59:01:08Dave [Xeros]you disappeared into
20:58:59:1220:59:01:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:59:00:2720:59:05:20Jesse [Foulclaw]i just killed myself because i didn’t know how to cast the spell so i like destroyed myself
20:59:03:1020:59:03:22Chris [TBD]them.
20:59:06:2320:59:09:07Brin [GM]The Keeper’s in the bubble and she’s slow clapping
20:59:10:0620:59:14:28Chris [TBD]Trying to have you ever tried to clap underwater? It’s really hard.
20:59:10:0920:59:12:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
20:59:16:0820:59:21:28Jesse [Foulclaw]well that turned out okay actually that was That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. Ugh!
20:59:20:0720:59:21:16Brin [GM]That could have been
20:59:20:0820:59:26:07Dave [Xeros]you’re riding this guy right okay
20:59:22:2820:59:28:09Steve [Nortle]The wall of force I think is gone though. I think it’s fair to say that you released your hand when you started
20:59:29:2720:59:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
20:59:30:0020:59:33:18Brin [GM]It requires a minuscule amount of concentration for sure
20:59:35:1220:59:36:08Chris [TBD]Wow. Wow.
20:59:35:2920:59:41:02Dave [Xeros]it’s it only requires basil concentration and you lost it so
20:59:39:2220:59:40:11Dave [Xeros][laughter]
20:59:39:2620:59:40:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh.
20:59:42:0520:59:42:12Brin [GM]sad.
20:59:43:1520:59:44:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I…
20:59:44:0620:59:45:22Steve [Nortle]I’m so happy right now.
20:59:47:2620:59:52:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m blaming the gauntlets As I’m invisible, I’m like, what is wrong with these things?
20:59:53:0520:59:59:17Brin [GM]Oh my goodness. All right. All right, well, that was exciting. Okay.
20:59:59:1421:00:05:01Chris [TBD]Incredible little twig that could.
21:00:00:2721:00:03:21Brin [GM]Now it’s the little twig blight dog over here.
21:00:05:0421:00:14:20Brin [GM]Okay? And it’s going to run over and just try to bite eros’s ankle
21:00:14:1921:00:17:29Dave [Xeros]I’m up in the air I thought he like lifted me up in here
21:00:14:2021:00:20:02Brin [GM]you’re so he has little he has
21:00:18:0721:00:23:10Chris [TBD]Yeah, both Nortle and Eros are up in the air. They got little teethies on them.
21:00:20:0221:00:31:23Brin [GM]little vines that can go up okay yeah this is actually awesome it’s
21:00:23:0221:00:24:01Dave [Xeros]oh okay
21:00:27:2921:00:29:05Chris [TBD]Oh, I like this one.
21:00:32:1121:00:35:20Jesse [Foulclaw]TBD has just figured out The Rift To go with all of his lyrics He’s been writing
21:00:35:1221:00:36:26Chris [TBD]What do you guys think of this?
21:00:38:2421:00:45:18Brin [GM]use one of its little vine claws and reach up oh guess what how
21:00:41:0321:00:42:20Dave [Xeros]TBD don’t be an asshole
21:00:44:1821:00:45:03Dave [Xeros]what
21:00:45:1821:00:54:16Brin [GM]how high are you it can only do 10 feet yeah definitely no you are 10 feet
21:00:47:1921:00:50:02Dave [Xeros]I think you said like 15 feet in the hair
21:00:52:2021:00:57:15Chris [TBD]It lit on fire And then Falka disappeared
21:00:54:1221:00:55:18Dave [Xeros]I am
21:00:54:2921:01:06:07Brin [GM]you are you’re in a grab your straight toward 10 feet so you’re yeah it can reach you we’re gonna say that it can this thing is squishy
21:01:09:1721:01:10:01Dave [Xeros]hey
21:01:10:1521:01:12:04Chris [TBD]It’s more for comedic relief
21:01:13:1221:01:19:18Dave [Xeros]I conjure an illusion and it just toss a bunch of blue pills down to him. It’s okay, buddy. It’s Okay.
21:01:20:0521:01:25:18Brin [GM]mad he’s he’s drooling acid he doesn’t want anything to do with what
21:01:20:2121:01:21:12Dave [Xeros]Idiot saves.
21:01:25:1821:01:32:20Brin [GM]you’re throwing at him okay now it’s the keeper’s turn okay and remind me again i have to what do
21:01:31:1421:01:36:26Steve [Nortle]Okay, so this is what I was thinking we would do.
21:01:38:0621:01:50:05Steve [Nortle]Is that after this round if she’s still in the bubble then at the beginning when her round comes again she would get minus 1d4 to whatever roll
21:01:50:0521:02:02:04Steve [Nortle]she does because like she’s slowly drowning and will just continue to like up the die value if she’s still in it by you know round eight then she’s at disadvantage
21:02:01:2621:02:08:07Brin [GM]all right and this is just a straight up, what is this again? This is a constant.
21:02:02:0421:02:10:01Steve [Nortle]perpetually but uh yeah 14 strengths
21:02:10:0121:02:19:03Steve [Nortle]it is a strength saving throw oh okay well and that i
21:02:16:1221:02:22:11Chris [TBD]We are just on One end or the other
21:02:16:2621:02:18:17Dave [Xeros]Alright. Yep.
21:02:19:0321:02:27:20Steve [Nortle]was gonna ask for some yeah okay so
21:02:21:2421:02:24:21Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep. It’s pretty much 1s and 20s
21:02:22:2621:02:27:19Brin [GM]seriously that’s my, this is my first one in long time.
21:02:27:2021:02:38:07Steve [Nortle]this is what it says um on a success the creature is ejected from that space to the nearest unoccupied space outside it. Which is, or
21:02:36:0021:02:37:01Dave [Xeros]in the burning bush.
21:02:36:1521:02:38:01Chris [TBD]Which is in the fiery tree
21:02:38:0721:02:46:03Steve [Nortle]it’s 50 feet above the air. Like above the ground. But with like a nat 20 I feel like
21:02:42:1921:02:45:20Brin [GM]Um, I mean, I’m you it’s
21:02:45:1521:02:46:15Chris [TBD]turn it into a bird.
21:02:46:2821:02:58:17Brin [GM]okay. So, so the water basically evaporates and she starts flapping her wings to get them
21:02:47:2421:02:50:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, nat 20. Nat 20.
21:02:58:2121:03:04:13Brin [GM]dry as she falls it it dries it just enough that she can cushion her landing. It doesn’t take
21:03:04:1321:03:11:17Brin [GM]falling damage okay yeah and like a cool she like slams down does like the spider -man pose
21:03:05:0021:03:06:01Steve [Nortle]does the superhero
21:03:07:1921:03:08:07Chris [TBD]so cool!
21:03:13:2121:03:16:17Steve [Nortle]she looks up dramatically
21:03:20:2821:03:30:13Brin [GM]just joking she wouldn’t do that only basil would okay and do i get a i get an action right or was
21:03:26:0421:03:27:13Chris [TBD]It is Basil, right?
21:03:30:1721:03:42:02Steve [Nortle]So yeah so that was at the end of your turn you do that. So that would count as the action. Alright so I’m currently grappled
21:03:37:1821:03:42:26Brin [GM]um it is nordal’s turn you are grappled
21:03:42:2621:03:54:15Brin [GM]and you have to make this one is different the fester vine is a little bit weaker so you have
21:03:46:2921:03:50:25Dave [Xeros]DC 17 strength to break it
21:03:53:0421:03:55:11Dave [Xeros]Oh, all right. Not DC-17.
21:04:00:1421:04:11:21Steve [Nortle]well I got a 21 strength saving throw so i burst free and as i go down i’m just going to kick him in the face
21:04:05:0621:04:06:25Brin [GM]there you go okay so
21:04:11:2121:04:25:17Steve [Nortle]so i’ll do an unarmed strike against him uh
21:04:14:2921:04:18:19Dave [Xeros]Chris is just over there saying, I want to break free!
21:04:19:0521:04:19:21Chris [TBD]Ha ha!
21:04:22:1721:04:23:25Chris [TBD]With El Claco!
21:04:25:1721:04:27:18Steve [Nortle]let’s see that is 17 to hit
21:04:28:2921:04:35:22Steve [Nortle]and 10 damage um and as I’m falling I’m gonna activate my flurry of blows
21:04:35:2221:04:42:26Steve [Nortle]pose uh yeah oh okay so i don’t do that i just kick its face in
21:04:40:0321:04:40:14Chris [TBD]Yeah!
21:04:42:2621:04:52:18Steve [Nortle]but i’m gonna use that kick to like backflip as i go and i’m going to land in the superhero
21:04:43:2421:04:46:23Brin [GM]it literally like pops like a balloon.
21:04:44:1621:04:45:26Chris [TBD]Snap like a twig.
21:04:47:1721:04:47:22Chris [TBD]Ha!
21:04:52:1821:04:55:02Steve [Nortle]pose too and look at her in the exact same way
21:04:53:1621:04:54:21Chris [TBD]Ha ha ha ha!
21:04:53:2921:04:55:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:04:56:0021:04:58:06Brin [GM]Alright, and you do
21:04:56:0221:04:57:05Dave [Xeros]Take that, bitch.
21:04:56:2621:04:59:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:04:57:0421:05:21:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey, I’m
21:04:57:0521:04:59:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:04:59:0421:05:00:06Chris [TBD]This is cool!
21:04:59:1021:05:03:12Brin [GM]That’s awesome Okay give me one
21:05:01:0821:05:09:11Dave [Xeros]Whoa. Actually, hey, can we have a roll off to find out who’s Superman? Whose pose was better?
21:05:02:2321:05:04:17Chris [TBD]You can learn a thing or two from watching
21:05:06:1621:05:06:23Chris [TBD]Yeah!
21:05:08:2721:05:18:07Brin [GM]Obviously Just a straight Oh mystery Nat 20
21:05:09:0721:05:16:08Steve [Nortle]let’s go let’s got sure nine okay
21:05:10:2921:05:22:13Dave [Xeros]All right, hey… Yeah, just straight 20 check oh okay hey yeah
21:05:16:0821:05:27:20Steve [Nortle]hey i’m smaller than usual Well, I’m a little shrunk down a bit. So I get it. I look more like an action figure.
21:05:21:2721:05:22:24Jesse [Foulclaw]smaller than usual
21:05:29:0321:05:30:05Steve [Nortle]I’m marking it down.
21:05:29:1521:05:38:22Chris [TBD]TBD is just like, my gosh, she’s cool. So cool. Yeah, TVD’s back in the way back.
21:05:30:0421:05:37:02Dave [Xeros]a show of hands i think the keeper won do i have a second
21:05:38:1221:05:47:17Dave [Xeros]eye oh yeah that’s right hey okay well the the keeper gets it sorry noto that was kind
21:05:38:2021:05:41:13Steve [Nortle]Nortle is over there like frickin’ frickin’.
21:05:39:1121:05:40:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not visible to you.
21:05:41:0021:05:41:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:05:41:0021:05:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:05:41:2921:05:44:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:05:42:2821:05:43:27Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:05:47:1721:05:56:28Dave [Xeros]of cool oh it’s squeeze me tighter really
21:05:48:0221:05:49:02Chris [TBD]10 out of 10.
21:05:49:0521:05:50:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m right here!
21:05:52:2421:05:54:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m hiding, though.
21:05:53:0921:06:03:19Steve [Nortle]But so I am going to pop right 15.
21:05:53:1221:05:54:29Chris [TBD]We can’t hear you either though.
21:05:55:2921:06:00:24Brin [GM]do i need you to do um a con saving roll because when this thing exploded
21:05:58:0921:05:59:10Chris [TBD]Isn’t that what it said?
21:05:59:0521:06:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I think I’m undetectable, which is convenient in his branches, actually.
21:06:05:0521:06:16:09Steve [Nortle]Okay, so that was my first action. but i actually have two attacks i can do so i’m gonna just leap forward uh toward her no
21:06:15:0621:06:18:13Chris [TBD]Don’t kick the dog. Touch that little baby boy.
21:06:16:2721:06:23:09Steve [Nortle]no i’m not no doggy’s fine yep so i’re going to try to kick her into the
21:06:19:0621:06:21:12Brin [GM]kind of landed right there
21:06:23:0321:06:24:06Chris [TBD]I really want to.
21:06:24:0121:06:31:02Steve [Nortle]into the tree um so another unarmed strike nat
21:06:26:1621:06:35:02Chris [TBD]Are you kidding me?
21:06:31:0221:06:36:23Steve [Nortle]one so no so i shrink again
21:06:33:2721:06:35:17Dave [Xeros]this how we’re gonna go you
21:06:40:0221:06:47:15Brin [GM]stop it right now or you’re gonna die yes if you don’t stop rolling that once you’re
21:06:41:2621:06:43:13Jesse [Foulclaw]please don’t
21:06:43:1621:06:45:21Steve [Nortle]What, attacking? Okay.
21:06:47:0721:06:51:18Steve [Nortle]Oh well yeah that much is obvious but so
21:06:52:0121:06:55:26Chris [TBD]tried talking to the druid yet yeah
21:06:53:0621:06:54:18Steve [Nortle]that was my extra attack
21:06:54:1721:06:58:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ll do that once we’ve all shrunk to action
21:06:58:1221:06:59:27Dave [Xeros]could grab another character I do
21:07:01:2921:07:03:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:07:02:0921:07:03:27Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:07:02:1821:07:03:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:07:05:1121:07:16:24Steve [Nortle]okay so I’m going to activate the key point allow me to do flurry of blows which is going to be two more unarmed strikes instead of a normal like six how tall am I think I’m about 6 feet tall
21:07:16:2421:07:26:25Steve [Nortle]ish um i’m probably closer to about three and a half or so uh a toddler comes up toward there
21:07:26:2521:07:38:23Steve [Nortle]and uh does 12 hit okay so the first one i miss and the second one is uh 19 to hit
21:07:39:0421:07:50:29Steve [Nortle]and that does uh 10 damage and as i do i’m like are you astra are you I guess
21:07:39:2421:07:40:05Chris [TBD]one’s good
21:07:43:0521:07:43:16Dave [Xeros]yourself
21:07:48:1421:07:49:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Are you Astro?
21:07:50:2921:07:55:20Steve [Nortle]she probably put her hand out and like that’s why only one of them hit the rest is just
21:07:55:1721:07:56:06Dave [Xeros]like swinging
21:07:56:1121:07:59:03Brin [GM]you say that she pulls off her hood
21:07:59:0321:08:09:20Brin [GM]and you see that this is not a she but it is tobiath it’s
21:08:07:2021:08:18:21Chris [TBD]way wait wait wait the tibaya wait have you been following us the whole time
21:08:08:0521:08:08:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Tobiah
21:08:09:2021:08:11:17Brin [GM]it’s the tobieth
21:08:12:2121:08:14:24Jesse [Foulclaw]You made me do paperwork!
21:08:13:2521:08:14:13Steve [Nortle]paperwork
21:08:14:1321:08:36:18Steve [Nortle]I have to
21:08:19:2621:08:27:11Brin [GM]voice will you say i have to get rid of this orchard so that no one else can
21:08:29:1521:08:30:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:08:29:2421:08:31:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:08:30:0421:08:31:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:08:32:0921:08:34:24Dave [Xeros]well we know what we’re gonna do after we beat him
21:08:36:1821:08:42:23Steve [Nortle]destroy this orchard so that no one can pour alcohol on me again like you reprobates did
21:08:40:0321:08:51:11Chris [TBD]Okay, you were cool when you’d landed but god that voice was this really always the plan?
21:08:44:1221:08:55:00Brin [GM]to have you do this voice because it’s so fantastic it was always the plan I needed some
21:08:48:1721:08:49:19Dave [Xeros]hey guys
21:08:48:2021:08:49:14Jesse [Foulclaw]jeez
21:08:51:2221:08:53:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:08:52:2321:08:53:16Chris [TBD]Yes!
21:08:55:0021:09:03:22Brin [GM]motivation for infecting the orchard with blight and Tobias is the only one I could find that doesn’t want alcohol involved in anyone’s life.
21:09:02:2821:09:04:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:09:03:0521:09:08:06Dave [Xeros]I’m up in the tree and just like I did up in Cineday I’m going to start clapping
21:09:10:1021:09:12:19Jesse [Foulclaw]just start rewarding
21:09:13:1221:09:15:21Dave [Xeros]Tobias well done
21:09:13:1821:09:18:18Chris [TBD]Well done Tobias so good
21:09:16:2121:09:19:26Steve [Nortle]as you’re like held upside down
21:09:18:2321:09:21:03Dave [Xeros]you can drop the act now
21:09:22:0521:09:23:28Dave [Xeros]you just lost all credibility
21:09:27:1421:09:28:23Chris [TBD]That’s so good
21:09:28:0121:09:30:03Dave [Xeros]alright guys let’s just kill this guy
21:09:29:1721:09:32:17Brin [GM]You can either help me or you can die!
21:09:33:2921:09:35:15Steve [Nortle]help me or you could die
21:09:35:0621:09:37:24Brin [GM]There you go, That’s the voice we’re looking for?
21:09:35:2321:09:42:17Dave [Xeros]ok All right. Hey, hey, Tobiah? Idiot saves my friend.
21:09:40:2521:09:45:12Steve [Nortle]I don’t even know what that means.
21:09:45:0821:09:46:24Dave [Xeros]Hey guys, let’s kick his ass.
21:09:47:1821:09:47:29Chris [TBD]going down
21:09:48:2821:09:52:10Steve [Nortle]I’ve become stronger from the whiskey you poured over me.
21:09:53:0821:09:54:20Dave [Xeros]And you want to get rid of it?
21:09:54:0421:09:57:02Steve [Nortle]I have strengths that you can’t even comprehend!
21:09:59:0821:10:08:19Dave [Xeros]He’s lost all credibility, guys. The Keepa was actually kind of scary and then all of a sudden he’s not. Now it’s just a joke. All right, great.
21:10:01:2821:10:03:01Steve [Nortle]That’s not true!
21:10:07:1221:10:09:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:10:07:1821:10:09:27Jesse [Foulclaw]until he kills all of us
21:10:09:0221:10:13:20Brin [GM]I’m so glad that you said are you Astaroth making me so happy
21:10:13:2021:10:23:19Brin [GM]No really though, you might have to
21:10:14:0121:10:14:20Jesse [Foulclaw]wait
21:10:14:1521:10:15:23Steve [Nortle]Wait so… Sorry.
21:10:19:1921:10:22:19Dave [Xeros]You’re going to have to do two characters now for the rest of the time. Just FYI.
21:10:20:2821:10:21:14Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
21:10:22:2721:10:26:21Steve [Nortle]Wait so are you straying that you’re not Astaroth? I got a little lost.
21:10:27:2221:10:29:27Dave [Xeros]It’s Tobiah. Do you remember… No, no.
21:10:28:0421:10:33:24Chris [TBD]You know what? Actually, the better insult would be that we just don’t remember him at all.
21:10:34:2321:10:36:15Steve [Nortle]It’s like the Star Lord Who?
21:10:35:0721:10:36:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:10:35:1721:10:36:17Jesse [Foulclaw]who
21:10:37:2321:10:39:18Steve [Nortle]This is I, Tobiah
21:10:39:1221:10:40:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:10:40:0821:10:40:28Dave [Xeros]Who?
21:10:42:0921:10:48:10Dave [Xeros]That’s actually what Falclaw said. Who? Who? But yeah, he’s invisible.
21:10:42:2721:10:45:20Chris [TBD]Do we know this guy?
21:10:44:1321:10:45:14Brin [GM]Who?
21:10:46:0721:10:47:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah. You can’t hear me, though.
21:10:48:1621:10:56:08Brin [GM]Okay and he does say that Astaroth is paying me to infect
21:10:51:2421:11:02:09Steve [Nortle]Okay, Astaroth is paying me to infect the orchard. Look, sometimes you gotta make a little extra cash on the side
21:10:56:2821:10:58:16Dave [Xeros]Really? She’s paying you?
21:11:02:0921:11:05:29Steve [Nortle]and sometimes you just have to get vengeance on the world!
21:11:04:0521:11:07:07Dave [Xeros]Hey Tobiah, I’m just going to point this out.
21:11:04:2421:11:07:09Chris [TBD]We probably got him fired from his job.
21:11:08:0621:11:09:16Steve [Nortle]You’re upside down…
21:11:08:0821:11:15:19Dave [Xeros]This guy wanted to throw you off the side of Cinedade and I poured alcohol so So you could be dead.
21:11:11:0121:11:12:07Chris [TBD]I totally did.
21:11:15:1721:11:18:08Steve [Nortle]I am an Owlin! I can fly!
21:11:16:1621:11:17:26Chris [TBD]He’s got wings!
21:11:18:0921:11:20:13Dave [Xeros]You were out cold.
21:11:21:2921:11:28:02Steve [Nortle]Natural instincts Uh, I don’t know where you are, Owlin but where you all are back me up
21:11:25:1421:11:32:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah, we knocked him out and then I poured alcohol on him and he wanted to throw them over the side.
21:11:31:0221:11:36:07Steve [Nortle]Actually, wait i thought you did a vulcan neck pinch yeah the vulcan
21:11:31:2621:11:33:08Chris [TBD]for science
21:11:33:2721:11:35:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it was for science.
21:11:34:2921:11:38:21Brin [GM]That’s what it was, that ‘s what it was. I walked up and - that’s right.
21:11:36:1521:11:37:01Jesse [Foulclaw]The Vulcan.
21:11:37:0521:11:38:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:11:37:1121:11:38:02Chris [TBD]and
21:11:38:2721:11:46:19Dave [Xeros]This was like over a year ago guys so just FYI look at our brains. Our brains are awesome.
21:11:40:0821:11:42:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, it’s you. That’s right.
21:11:45:2121:11:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh… I can see all of this chaos unfolding below and I’m upset with Tobias because he’s defaced these sacred trees so is it my turn? Is it going to be back to me?
21:11:57:2721:12:06:09Chris [TBD]deface the owl in name no, no, if Nortle went then it’s my turn
21:11:58:0821:12:08:08Brin [GM]is these two are dead no it’s um Eros turn actually yeah both of that did you wait a minute did
21:12:01:1021:12:03:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, it Saro’s his turn. Okay. All right.
21:12:04:0321:12:12:04Steve [Nortle]right because oh um TBD goes next i did all of my attacks
21:12:08:0821:12:14:09Brin [GM]you have one more and i’ll no i did that i did the damage oh you’re right i’m so sorry TBD
21:12:14:0921:12:30:02Brin [GM]you’re next your next my vines are dead but TBD is next seriously
21:12:21:1321:12:28:26Chris [TBD]I’m going to where is it?
21:12:29:2221:12:30:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Get the cellos.
21:12:33:1721:12:36:17Dave [Xeros]My violin actually turns into a cello when music like this comes off.
21:12:36:2321:12:39:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Is it just because you’ve shrunk and now it’s, you know?
21:12:38:1621:12:41:00Brin [GM]let’s talk about cellos okay
21:12:38:2121:12:39:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s just a little bit.
21:12:40:2121:12:41:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:12:41:0421:12:45:02Steve [Nortle]now your yo-yo mama cho mama
21:12:41:0821:12:44:27Chris [TBD]so who is around Tobiath right now?
21:12:45:0221:12:56:17Steve [Nortle]not not chocho mama chochomama we’ll figure it out
21:12:45:2021:12:48:26Dave [Xeros]It’s not Yo-Mama. Not Yo-mama.
21:12:46:0321:12:47:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Cho-cho.
21:12:51:0021:12:51:14Chris [TBD]Chocho Ma
21:12:54:2221:12:58:03Dave [Xeros]Yo-Yo Ma is the famous cellist.
21:12:56:1121:12:59:29Chris [TBD]Yeah, the cellist. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Chocho Ma in this universe.
21:12:56:1721:12:57:19Steve [Nortle]We’ll fix it in post.
21:13:01:0121:13:05:16Chris [TBD]Okay, who is around… How close is everyone to Tobiah?
21:13:07:1121:13:15:03Brin [GM]they’re within nortles right on him he’s grappled 10 feet in
21:13:08:0321:13:09:06Dave [Xeros]I’m grappled.
21:13:15:0321:13:22:22Brin [GM]the air and he’s about 10 feet away and tobiath and nortle are basically face -to -face
21:13:23:0221:13:23:17Chris [TBD]Okay.
21:13:24:1721:13:24:26Dave [Xeros]band.
21:13:24:2621:13:29:23Chris [TBD]And then by the tree it’s just Eros and awesome.
21:13:28:2021:13:33:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’m grappling and foul claws in the tree landed invisible.
21:13:34:1121:13:37:09Chris [TBD]Okay. I’m going to cast something called Shatter.
21:13:38:2721:13:49:04Chris [TBD]A loud noise erupts from a point of my choice within range. Uh-huh. Each creature in a 10 foot radius sphere centered there makes a con-saving throw,
21:13:41:2721:13:42:28Steve [Nortle]Your amplifier?
21:13:49:1221:13:59:17Chris [TBD]taking 3d8 thunder damage on a failed save or half as much on a successful one. Now you remember I’m a spell sculptor so I’m going to
21:13:59:1721:14:06:29Chris [TBD]let this weave around Nortle and target onto Tobias and there’s the little dog next to him
21:14:06:2921:14:15:06Chris [TBD]So you guys make a con- saving throw You gotta beat a 17
21:14:07:1521:14:10:18Brin [GM]dog is definitely always next to tobieth
21:14:15:0621:14:21:28Chris [TBD]Oh but I need to… yeah go ahead and see
21:14:21:2121:14:31:20Dave [Xeros]pull out a vial of uh of the dwarven whiskey like hey buddy I know I’m still just talking that could be grappled and
21:14:26:0221:14:28:17Steve [Nortle]I think you’re still grappled, aren’t you?
21:14:31:0621:14:37:01Brin [GM]i’m sorry what saving throw was this again okay oh nope 13 is what i
21:14:33:1721:14:35:11Chris [TBD]Constitution. 17 or higher?
21:14:35:0621:14:37:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Haven’t you ever been grappled? You can talk while you’re grappled.
21:14:37:0121:14:44:29Brin [GM]got the dog i forgot about the dog the dog is no
21:14:37:1721:14:38:25Chris [TBD]Awesome. And the dog?
21:14:39:0221:14:43:06Dave [Xeros]watch WWE they’re grappled all the time they talked
21:14:44:2921:14:52:19Brin [GM]four there’s that’s a dumb dog
21:14:48:1521:14:49:02Chris [TBD]Four.
21:14:50:0521:14:50:18Chris [TBD]Awesome.
21:14:53:0521:14:54:08Steve [Nortle]It’s a day of dough.
21:14:54:0421:14:56:12Chris [TBD]Bitch is so cute little doggie.
21:14:54:1621:15:02:00Brin [GM]that dog that dog’s about to be dead can i pet that dog can
21:14:58:2421:15:01:11Dave [Xeros]you lose converse by killing a dog though
21:15:01:0321:15:02:22Chris [TBD]Can I pet that down?
21:15:02:1321:15:03:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll pet that dog!
21:15:04:0321:15:06:08Chris [TBD]Alright, and you guys are going to take
21:15:10:2821:15:21:23Chris [TBD]not a ton 12 points of damage Oh by the way
21:15:14:2121:15:16:04Brin [GM]each one
21:15:21:2321:15:33:15Chris [TBD]The range of this is 60 feet but because i learned spell sniper it doubles my range so 120 feet so i can stay where i am and cast that
21:15:33:1521:15:41:21Chris [TBD]forgot to say that as well yeah so 3d8 and 12 total dang not as much as i was hoping for but It’s so good.
21:15:42:2921:15:43:10Dave [Xeros]hot
21:15:43:0821:15:47:07Chris [TBD]And TBD is quite upset that he killed the little dog. No!
21:15:49:1521:15:51:05Steve [Nortle]Start playing in a minor key.
21:15:49:2921:15:59:02Brin [GM]this is it’s the only it’s The Only Animal Toviath has ever had that’s been loyal to him he’s never had anything be loyal to Him
21:16:03:0121:16:09:27Dave [Xeros]make a what happened to your wife joke hey tobias did your wife leave you because of of your voice?
21:16:04:1121:16:05:22Steve [Nortle]You killed mama!
21:16:10:1621:16:13:03Steve [Nortle]I’ve never been married. That’s a very odd question.
21:16:12:2821:16:14:11Dave [Xeros]Oh, I mean. Okay.
21:16:14:2721:16:22:25Brin [GM]the most to buy the answer i’ve ever heard in my life i’m so satisfied right now i think that we’re good here’s your token
21:16:21:0421:16:21:17Chris [TBD]token.
21:16:24:2921:16:27:29Brin [GM]that’s some of those boring shit i’ve never heard a mile alive
21:16:28:1221:16:31:01Chris [TBD]This guy’s going to kill us all with his mundaneness.
21:16:30:0421:16:33:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:16:31:1221:16:32:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:16:32:0721:16:34:10Dave [Xeros]You just bored me to death my friend.
21:16:34:0021:16:35:07Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh.
21:16:36:0721:16:41:24Brin [GM]one of my favorite characters ever all right eros you’re up because both my vines are dead
21:16:40:1421:16:52:03Dave [Xeros]All right as he’s gonna die As bonus action I’m activating my ghost step tattoo and I’m just dropping out I’m going to run.
21:16:42:0021:16:44:15Chris [TBD]You’re not going to be able to play Tobias because he’s gonna die.
21:16:44:0621:16:46:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:16:53:0121:16:58:01Dave [Xeros]So, I got 30 feet of man at 5’10”, 15’, 20’, 25’. I’m gonna run over the white tree
21:16:53:2921:16:55:04Chris [TBD]I am three
21:16:59:1721:17:01:05Dave [Xeros]and I’m gong to jump into it
21:17:02:1521:17:07:06Dave [Xeros]and I am going to cast same thing. I’m gunna cast
21:17:07:2821:17:08:23Chris [TBD]you see first?
21:17:09:0121:17:19:09Dave [Xeros]um I imagine its all the same with each one of them Can i check to see if this ones a
21:17:13:2021:17:25:03Brin [GM]you’re just in the trunk right you
21:17:14:1221:17:16:28Chris [TBD]What if it’s a super hot chick this time?
21:17:19:2421:17:22:12Dave [Xeros]super hot chick or not? Just real quick
21:17:19:2721:17:22:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:17:20:2521:17:21:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:17:24:0421:17:27:00Dave [Xeros]thanks for that TBD It’s important
21:17:24:2921:17:28:03Chris [TBD]That’s important. That’s an important information.
21:17:25:0321:17:34:21Brin [GM]can’t i’m gonna need i’m going to need you to roll i’m just kidding um yes you can you can um you see
21:17:30:1821:17:32:10Chris [TBD]Are these dryads? Is that what we’re seeing?
21:17:34:2121:17:39:28Brin [GM]that it is a male okay but he looks
21:17:35:0321:17:35:29Dave [Xeros]A super hot chick.
21:17:37:0921:17:40:15Dave [Xeros]Aw man I’m gonna… Can I throw fun powder on him?
21:17:38:2521:17:39:04Chris [TBD]Man!
21:17:40:0021:17:41:19Steve [Nortle]Is it a hot male?
21:17:41:0921:17:43:17Chris [TBD]Fun powder, you’re that desperate.
21:17:42:2021:17:43:26Dave [Xeros]It’s a hot…
21:17:43:0121:17:54:17Brin [GM]he is similar to the color of the tree. He’s like kind of iridescent and yeah, it’s very
21:17:44:0921:17:45:22Steve [Nortle]Slip him a gender pender.
21:17:49:0621:17:49:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah!
21:17:51:2121:17:52:07Dave [Xeros]Hey!
21:17:53:0921:18:02:13Dave [Xeros]I just stick my head out and I’m like TBD it’s kind of just a hot iridescent dude. Yep. My head goes back into the tree.
21:17:54:1721:17:55:20Brin [GM]sickly
21:17:58:2221:17:59:08Chris [TBD]Skip!
21:18:04:0321:18:15:15Dave [Xeros]I do cast okay yep
21:18:07:0621:18:12:16Brin [GM]one is not on fire though you do notice there’s a scale pattern. It looks
21:18:15:1521:18:25:20Dave [Xeros]alright so I am going to cast Same thing I did last time. Lesser Restoration is the second one.
21:18:25:2821:18:32:29Dave [Xeros]I only have three of these, so lesser restoration. And I heal whatever condition
21:18:32:2921:18:37:29Dave [Xeros]that’s happening with this weird scaly iridescent
21:18:39:1621:18:48:15Brin [GM]same similar to what happened with the red tree it starts from kind of the roots the roots start to go downward the tree starts to heal upward it starts budding
21:18:48:1521:18:58:29Brin [GM]out sigh of relief from the creature inside definitely and um as you’re you can you feel
21:19:01:2321:19:11:03Dave [Xeros]I’m incorporeal. I can actually like… I would say that I can kind of like feel what’s going on, but I can’t touch. Yeah, yeah.
21:19:11:0321:19:17:22Brin [GM]and you when you when you touch kind of the base of the street inside it feels like dragon skin
21:19:18:0721:19:26:29Brin [GM]okay all right you’re out of the tree now yes
21:19:21:1521:19:22:23Chris [TBD]What dragon skin feels like
21:19:22:2321:19:27:27Dave [Xeros]So I have to… I can end my turn inside of it so I step outside of the tree.
21:19:30:2521:19:32:22Dave [Xeros]Hey guys, this one’s good too.
21:19:33:2921:19:37:19Dave [Xeros]I only got one more of those. Hey, what tree do I want to get next?
21:19:37:1921:19:39:13Chris [TBD]I’d go for the purple one
21:19:39:0421:19:42:02Dave [Xeros]The purple tree? That’s all the way across the battlefield man.
21:19:42:1521:19:43:20Chris [TBD]Then the black one
21:19:44:1121:19:48:05Dave [Xeros]I don’t know, that one looks a little evil
21:19:45:0021:19:52:25Steve [Nortle]that’s the most TBD description it’s just like he picks like the one all
21:19:48:0121:19:49:00Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:19:52:2521:20:00:17Steve [Nortle]the way over there oh yeah it’s
21:19:54:0121:19:57:09Dave [Xeros]Oh, and then the one right next to it. The only one that looks evil?
21:19:54:1221:19:58:13Chris [TBD]Well why did you even ask
21:19:58:1421:20:01:08Dave [Xeros]I’m saying… No, okay, you’re right. Hey, okay.
21:20:01:0021:20:11:29Brin [GM]looks just like you this tree matches you okay it’s so ugly
21:20:01:1721:20:08:18Chris [TBD]what a dumb question you wasted all our time i know
21:20:03:0621:20:04:10Dave [Xeros]All right, I’m gonna…
21:20:05:1721:20:06:27Dave [Xeros]I’ll go to the black one next.
21:20:06:0421:20:07:28Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s just mad that the dog is dead.
21:20:08:1821:20:14:27Chris [TBD]that’s hard it’s our dog have you seen my
21:20:11:2921:20:18:26Brin [GM]like look at how ugly this thing is is it no boss and terrors are cute i
21:20:14:2721:20:26:07Chris [TBD]dog it’s like the ugliest looking thing oh we love how cute it is but let’s be honest they’re hideous but it’s a very cute hideous we chose it for that reason we’re like that
21:20:16:1421:20:17:20Dave [Xeros]Your dog’s awesome, man.
21:20:18:2621:20:27:22Brin [GM]love them yeah behind
21:20:26:0121:20:35:21Dave [Xeros]Before I go non-incorporeal, I’m moving over behind the tree so just trying to avoid Tobias Raphs
21:20:36:0921:20:46:29Brin [GM]okay okay awesome all right all
21:20:38:1421:20:39:17Chris [TBD]Very, very.
21:20:38:1721:20:40:27Dave [Xeros]i don’t even i can’t even believe i just said that guys
21:20:40:2721:20:57:27Dave [Xeros]i’m avoiding tobias rat yeah yeah i did it’s funny oh
21:20:42:0221:20:44:06Chris [TBD]You gave him a little too much credit
21:20:46:2921:20:50:26Brin [GM]right so um this tree oh this
21:20:50:2621:21:01:21Brin [GM]is intense okay uh -oh this is this is the withered oak
21:20:52:2021:20:59:09Chris [TBD]for Tobias. Oh that’s what it is!
21:20:53:0421:21:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Whoa, did you just touch the techno tree is that what you’re supposed to do oh my god
21:20:57:2721:20:58:02Dave [Xeros]yeah
21:21:03:0321:21:14:04Dave [Xeros]go take a ride on the techno tree ride ah man come on
21:21:05:0621:21:14:25Brin [GM]okay all right so you stick your head in and you see it’s again it’s another male in the same position. Okay?
21:21:14:2521:21:25:20Brin [GM]And he, his skin looks like ashes almost. Okay. Dark doesn’t have
21:21:25:2021:21:34:20Brin [GM]the best vibe kind of, um, um you
21:21:27:2821:21:30:15Dave [Xeros]he feels evil to me it’s black tree
21:21:32:1021:21:32:23Steve [Nortle]ash hole
21:21:32:2421:21:36:12Dave [Xeros]It is. Can I take my head out of the ash hole, please?
21:21:34:2021:21:45:17Brin [GM]get off the ash hole. Um yes if you yeah okay that’s fine
21:21:42:1421:21:45:14Dave [Xeros]I can’t heal him this round so it doesn’t matter.
21:21:45:1721:21:56:28Brin [GM]all right yeah it looks it looks terrible but it’s hard to tell because it’s um it’s a it’s always in kind of a withered looking state but it does not have leaves on it
21:21:46:1821:21:47:17Dave [Xeros]Hey TBD!
21:21:53:2621:21:54:27Dave [Xeros]That’s another dude.
21:21:56:2821:22:04:10Brin [GM]it’s not bearing fruit and it is not healed. Okay, what next? Are you out of turns now?
21:22:04:0621:22:07:12Dave [Xeros]I’m out of what I can do so that’s my actions
21:22:05:1321:22:16:06Brin [GM]Out of actions. Okay. It’s the tree blight now. Okay so it has no idea where Fowl Claw is
21:22:12:0221:22:13:03Chris [TBD]this guy
21:22:16:0221:22:21:11Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right i’m not sure falcloth knows where he’s at either
21:22:16:0821:22:17:23Dave [Xeros]he doesn’t know where I’m at either
21:22:19:2821:22:21:03Brin [GM]Fowl Claw
21:22:22:0721:22:29:06Brin [GM]is in a different dimension. A dimension of ones.
21:22:30:1921:22:40:16Brin [GM]Okay, so this tree blight is going to make a swing at Nortle okay? It’s gonna do its branch attack
21:22:43:0821:22:44:22Brin [GM]that is
21:22:45:0621:22:46:03Dave [Xeros]Hold a second
21:22:48:0021:22:55:22Dave [Xeros]Lesser Restoration actually is a bonus action for me but it doesn’ matter I already used the bonus action I’m just saying, for future reference
21:22:55:1221:22:56:02Chris [TBD]Interesting
21:22:56:2721:23:02:06Dave [Xeros]it is. Like Lesser Restoration, just that spell the only spell is a bonus action
21:23:03:1121:23:09:09Brin [GM]it. Holy crap. This tree has a plus nine on attack rolls.
21:23:12:0721:23:15:09Dave [Xeros]it attacking Nortal? Okay
21:23:17:0021:23:28:26Brin [GM]It definitely beat that, um it’s 16 plus 9. I rolled a 16 yeah for to hit okay um
21:23:23:1221:23:27:09Steve [Nortle]oh it was like dammit yeah so you got me
21:23:28:2621:23:39:14Brin [GM]and its reaches 15 feet so it definitely gets you and it’s16 bludgeoning damage are you
21:23:35:1321:23:40:29Steve [Nortle]oh that’s a good roll i’m still alive
21:23:38:0121:23:38:15Dave [Xeros]take it?
21:23:39:2021:23:45:05Dave [Xeros]Because I was going to use my magical words but if you don’t want me to use the magical words
21:23:45:1221:23:51:14Jesse [Foulclaw]uh do reactions only work against you like i couldn’t use a reaction on another creature
21:23:50:1521:23:52:11Brin [GM]you can use
21:23:52:1121:23:56:23Dave [Xeros]can use a reaction whenever. A reaction is like you can use it now if you want
21:23:55:2521:24:07:25Jesse [Foulclaw]like if they happen so what i would right but i can’t do that at the hat like it still gets
21:23:59:2721:24:03:10Brin [GM]you’re invisible on top of the street you could put a dome around
21:24:07:2521:24:12:20Jesse [Foulclaw]an attack on normal before my turn oh you’re saying i could use the dome reaction before
21:24:11:1521:24:16:06Steve [Nortle]if you haven’t used your reaction this round
21:24:15:2721:24:22:29Brin [GM]the wallet the wall of force has three charges and you’ve used one already so
21:24:16:0621:24:28:25Steve [Nortle]you still have it available no
21:24:25:2721:24:34:15Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ve used the one this round was the mm -hmm
21:24:28:2521:24:33:18Steve [Nortle]because what you did was um you you used your role your scroll
21:24:34:2021:24:46:01Steve [Nortle]which was a bonus action to do an action and then you turn strength and resized and then turned invisible and landed. So you still have a reaction
21:24:47:0121:24:49:04Steve [Nortle]that you have not yet used this round.
21:24:50:1721:24:53:11Chris [TBD]has he gone twice and all of us have
21:24:52:0921:24:59:07Dave [Xeros]yeah he’s at the top of that order you’ve gone twice I’ve got twice
21:24:54:1221:24:57:24Jesse [Foulclaw]at the top of the yeah so
21:24:56:1921:24:58:02Steve [Nortle]Yeah, and you’ve gone twice.
21:24:58:0221:25:01:18Brin [GM]we’re at we’re At The End or at the very end of our second round.
21:25:01:1521:25:03:02Dave [Xeros]I’m the very last person to go.
21:25:05:1221:25:10:00Brin [GM]Actually, the tree blight is very last. You’re second to last.
21:25:10:2621:25:13:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah, we’re at the bottom of the rotation.
21:25:12:1421:25:15:25Brin [GM]The very bottom. Yeah, the Tree Blight only rolled a seven for initiative.
21:25:17:0521:25:19:02Steve [Nortle]So yes, you could use your reaction
21:25:17:2021:25:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]so i could do that okay is he close enough is he like within range of tobiath like if i try and cast the dome over both of them or could i capture both
21:25:26:2621:25:33:29Jesse [Foulclaw]of them underneath this and block them from okay so before
21:25:28:0221:25:31:15Brin [GM]I would say he’s barely within ten feet, yes.
21:25:33:2921:25:41:20Jesse [Foulclaw]he makes this swing yeah okay uh yeah
21:25:35:0821:25:39:29Brin [GM]of these squares is five feet, right? That’s how that works. Yeah. So it’s barely ten feet.
21:25:41:2021:25:47:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna test out these gauntlets again and i’m going to punch him right in the head and try and
21:25:44:0521:25:44:19Brin [GM]Okay.
21:25:47:0121:25:53:28Jesse [Foulclaw]put this dome right over top of both of them before he’s able to hit nortal yeah well if it’s
21:25:53:2821:26:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]an attack i guess if that is considered an attack is this
21:25:55:1821:25:59:02Steve [Nortle]it says attack or cast a spell
21:25:56:0921:26:03:23Brin [GM]I mean, I don’t know. is that oh yeah i don’t know this is like a reaction so i don’i don’t no what you would
21:26:00:2921:26:07:04Jesse [Foulclaw]considered an attempt still just invisible
21:26:03:2321:26:11:28Brin [GM]classify that as yeah you could literally be inside the dome and they wouldn’t even know
21:26:04:1521:26:05:29Chris [TBD]this dome just appears
21:26:07:0421:26:17:16Jesse [Foulclaw]on top of the dome somewhere yeah i don’t want to be inside i
21:26:09:2321:26:19:27Dave [Xeros]Well, you could do the dome on top of it and you could literally be just standing on top of the dome yeah how
21:26:13:2221:26:22:22Brin [GM]sitting on top yeah okay yeah so you can you can just start it just basically punch between your
21:26:15:1421:26:16:05Chris [TBD]octagon
21:26:17:1621:26:20:01Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t wanna be inside the dome i don-i don’t think so
21:26:18:0821:26:19:08Chris [TBD]no of course not
21:26:22:2221:26:30:29Brin [GM]feet and it will start this dome around them okay so you Can hold that for 10 minutes
21:26:30:2921:26:37:22Brin [GM]this is not going to cover the tree. The tree is big
21:26:31:1621:26:39:03Dave [Xeros]are they though because it’s the domes only 10 feet right oh yeah it’ll it’ll cover tobiath but
21:26:35:2021:26:46:14Jesse [Foulclaw]because he’s how tall is he i mostly want to cover the tree if i can connect like cover his like torso and head kind of to prohibit him from
21:26:35:2721:26:36:12Chris [TBD]oh yeah
21:26:39:0421:26:41:08Chris [TBD]well like he could duck under it though
21:26:44:2621:26:45:18Brin [GM]yes
21:26:46:1421:26:55:28Jesse [Foulclaw]punching and stuff would cut him in half
21:26:49:2921:26:52:23Dave [Xeros]you’d it would be a sphere you do like a sphere
21:26:50:1721:26:58:02Brin [GM]and honestly it would cut him in half technically
21:26:52:0521:26:54:04Chris [TBD]be like half an egg sitting on top of him
21:26:57:0021:27:00:02Chris [TBD]what it wouldn’t be a full spear would it
21:26:58:0221:27:03:29Brin [GM]you can make a dome
21:27:00:1121:27:06:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i think you can make a sphere because we did that onto water the one time we were all trapped inside
21:27:05:1921:27:10:18Steve [Nortle]I mean you’re the expert on what this thing can do but we’ve never had it go
21:27:10:0921:27:11:20Brin [GM]through something
21:27:11:2721:27:16:29Dave [Xeros]you could make a gerbil ball and just run around in it
21:27:12:0221:27:16:01Chris [TBD]Tobias is going to be like what am I or not Tobias uh
21:27:17:2421:27:27:20Brin [GM]that it can go through stuff I don’t, it would, it says that it has to push it from one side or the other. So if you do a dome
21:27:23:1421:27:24:24Dave [Xeros]it pushes it back
21:27:26:0121:27:35:06Dave [Xeros]if you tried to do a sphere what it would do is wrap around and push it back and be outside of it
21:27:31:0921:27:40:03Chris [TBD]like what would stop you from here’s
21:27:35:1121:27:38:11Steve [Nortle]you could leave me and Tobias in there and let
21:27:38:1121:27:49:24Steve [Nortle]me it would
21:27:39:0721:27:41:15Dave [Xeros]yeah, it’s an octagon
21:27:40:0321:27:46:16Chris [TBD]what you do take the gauntlet and punch down inside its throat and then activate it
21:27:41:0721:27:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s true yeah okay
21:27:46:2421:27:49:03Dave [Xeros]it’ll just shove it 10 feet down
21:27:48:0921:27:50:00Jesse [Foulclaw]just push everything like it’ll
21:27:49:2421:28:06:06Steve [Nortle]push all of its stuff equidistant simultaneously i was
21:27:52:0321:28:02:06Jesse [Foulclaw]if I can do something like that, I want to try and destroy the tree with the dome
21:27:55:0621:27:56:29Chris [TBD]the thanos ant man theory
21:28:02:0621:28:05:07Jesse [Foulclaw]but I feel like that’s up to you
21:28:04:2021:28:07:15Brin [GM]Yes. You can try.
21:28:06:0621:28:07:01Steve [Nortle]like that would that
21:28:08:1721:28:20:04Brin [GM]It would definitely need a roll. I would say if you’re going to, because number one, if you re gonna try and punch it in the mouth, is that what you re trying to do? Like internal
21:28:20:0421:28:27:22Brin [GM]start the dome because this thing is very tough it’s a tree so you would have you have to punch
21:28:22:1721:28:30:29Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah, if I could somehow i guess i’d have
21:28:27:2221:28:38:07Brin [GM]through a tree trunk. It does have a mouth yeah I mean its mouth is gaping open right now so
21:28:30:2921:28:39:08Jesse [Foulclaw]to like get in its face or something now and i am so small
21:28:34:1221:28:40:15Steve [Nortle]into it now are you dexterous
21:28:39:0721:28:44:22Brin [GM]you know are you? You are small huh?
21:28:40:1521:28:48:14Steve [Nortle]like what’s your height like what are your stats yeah so
21:28:41:2221:28:57:02Jesse [Foulclaw]though i’m like baby little fowl claw oops acrobatics
21:28:48:1421:29:00:09Steve [Nortle]your um your acrobatics is plus two so it would be that one like if you were like swinging down
21:28:52:2421:28:53:16Chris [TBD]it swallow
21:28:55:1821:28:58:14Brin [GM]if I
21:28:57:0221:28:59:23Jesse [Foulclaw]i have to reform but i
21:29:00:0921:29:01:27Steve [Nortle]like that would be your best role
21:29:03:0121:29:20:27Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m an owl uh acrobatics
21:29:05:0121:29:10:00Brin [GM]boy has a little hollowed out knot in the back.
21:29:10:0021:29:17:07Brin [GM]If you roll well enough, let’s say what are you
21:29:17:0721:29:26:22Brin [GM]using? Athletics that’s what you’re using acrobatics if you roll a 16 or higher I will
21:29:26:2221:29:36:04Brin [GM]let you attempt to do this wall of force internally oh there
21:29:33:1921:29:34:17Chris [TBD]Don’t get a sliver
21:29:34:1521:29:40:20Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um hey
21:29:39:0921:29:42:19Steve [Nortle]if it does explode we’ll all have to do a dex saving throw
21:29:42:2421:29:43:07Chris [TBD]Absolutely
21:29:44:2221:29:46:07Brin [GM]everyone in a 30
21:29:47:0221:29:48:03Chris [TBD]Oh I’m good then
21:29:48:1621:29:49:00Steve [Nortle]yeah
21:29:48:1721:29:52:02Dave [Xeros]repeat after me if i was a squirrel
21:29:52:2821:29:53:21Chris [TBD]He’s an owl
21:29:53:2421:29:56:04Dave [Xeros]would you let me bust a nut in your hole go
21:29:57:0521:29:59:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:29:59:1321:30:11:09Dave [Xeros]did you get a one how
21:30:01:0121:30:12:04Brin [GM]the fuck babe is it
21:30:03:0421:30:14:26Chris [TBD]Big are
21:30:12:2521:30:14:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay hold on though, hold on, hold up.
21:30:14:0321:30:14:24Dave [Xeros]dude
21:30:14:2621:30:20:04Chris [TBD]you now? Are you the size of A real owl? No no he’s not
21:30:15:2721:30:18:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, okay hold on. Hold on.
21:30:16:1521:30:19:22Dave [Xeros]no he has to do wild magic now though don’t you
21:30:19:1721:30:31:17Jesse [Foulclaw]No it’s not a spell. So, okay I have… I can use Tides of Chaos to get myself advantage on this check so I can roll again so that doesn’t count everybody
21:30:23:0621:30:23:15Brin [GM]really
21:30:31:1721:30:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re gonna use a different die
21:30:31:1721:30:40:27Brin [GM]who else could give you advantage you have a tarot card that you have not distributed to someone yet. You can give advantage to a friend.
21:30:33:1721:30:42:08Steve [Nortle]oh yeah i get two companion or plus two
21:30:46:2921:30:47:25Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s a four
21:30:49:2521:30:50:13Jesse [Foulclaw]but
21:30:52:0721:30:55:22Jesse [Foulclaw]no I can’t do anything unless I have another advantage or something
21:30:53:2121:30:54:14Chris [TBD]wasn’t meant to be
21:30:54:2921:31:04:10Brin [GM]wait a minute. He can give you advantage. You could give it at any time. It’s a fortune that you
21:30:56:0521:30:59:24Steve [Nortle]so is using that card a reaction okay
21:31:05:0621:31:06:15Dave [Xeros]you’re like gambit
21:31:05:2621:31:14:16Steve [Nortle]okay so my question is how would i know to whisper that how about okay wait wait wait i think i got this
21:31:15:1621:31:25:13Steve [Nortle]so i’m staring at um tobias from a different angle than i’m used to as this tree comes stomping towards me
21:31:25:1321:31:36:28Steve [Nortle]and i pull out my tarot card and i’m like you seem like a big fool and I accidentally send it off to the side instead so, like, the magic goes
21:31:34:2121:31:43:17Jesse [Foulclaw]so i
21:31:34:2821:31:35:17Brin [GM][laughter]
21:31:38:1321:31:50:05Brin [GM]is the definition of good fortune, okay? I approve this message. You get one more chance to roll a 16. You’re welcome to use one of mine too.
21:31:43:1721:31:53:22Jesse [Foulclaw]get one more chance which dice should i use which one let’s just use a different one how is it funny
21:31:44:2521:31:45:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:31:47:1721:31:49:12Dave [Xeros]here you go you want to use mine
21:31:50:0521:32:00:02Brin [GM]i’ve rolled two 20s what was it hold on i just i’m just curious
21:31:51:1221:31:52:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:31:52:0621:31:59:18Steve [Nortle]Just rolled a nat 20 This game is wild
21:31:53:1421:31:55:04Chris [TBD]Are you kidding me
21:31:53:2021:31:55:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:31:53:2021:31:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:31:56:0621:31:58:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:31:58:2821:32:06:00Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay if this is bad we’re blaming the tower and
21:32:00:0221:32:08:21Brin [GM]what my next one would be 11 that’s fine we can set it on fire
21:32:06:0021:32:11:07Jesse [Foulclaw]never using the tower again okay oh my gosh
21:32:11:0721:32:18:15Jesse [Foulclaw]wow it’s a five all right well i tried to help
21:32:14:1921:32:16:11Dave [Xeros]the 20 got wasted on
21:32:14:2521:32:15:27Chris [TBD]It wasn’t meant to be.
21:32:19:0821:32:20:08Steve [Nortle]So did I
21:32:20:2821:32:27:04Jesse [Foulclaw]i think the gauntlets are still too big to get inside of the hole or something right and i can’t pull them into the tree
21:32:24:2521:32:33:21Brin [GM]that yeah you’re you’re uh you um are holding one gauntlet with two hands like this
21:32:33:2121:32:43:23Brin [GM]because you’re so small and you can’t quite figure out You just decide to wear it as a helmet at this point because there’s not really any other options.
21:32:44:1521:32:55:27Brin [GM]Okay, I will let you do… Just use it… Instead of using it internally, I will Let You Do It in front of him if you want to block it.
21:32:56:0621:33:01:05Brin [GM]I Will Let That Be As An Option To You Because It Is Reactive and You Still Have Two Charges
21:32:56:1121:33:03:29Jesse [Foulclaw]okay great so
21:33:01:2821:33:04:17Chris [TBD]used it yet. Just poured on the tree.
21:33:03:2121:33:10:12Brin [GM]So If You Want To Block The Hit On Nortle, You’re Welcome To Do That if you don’t want to use the charge, you can let Nortle take the damage.
21:33:07:1721:33:16:23Jesse [Foulclaw]okay no i’m gonna um i’m definitely gonna try and stop this but i would like to use the dome
21:33:16:2321:33:22:28Jesse [Foulclaw]over tobaya and nortle put them like in their own little their own Little Octagon basically
21:33:20:1221:33:21:14Brin [GM]Together in a dome?
21:33:22:2821:33:29:24Jesse [Foulclaw]uh but yeah i i like can’t seem to like figure out how to use this thing
21:33:24:2821:33:26:06Chris [TBD]In this corner?
21:33:29:2421:33:39:23Jesse [Foulclaw]but just out of like instinct uh it doesn’t fit yeah it doesn’ fit on my hand so yeah i’m gonna put it like on my head it’s like covering like my whole head and i’m going to go like
21:33:32:2921:33:35:06Brin [GM]And that’s how it’s used. It really is.
21:33:39:2321:33:48:08Jesse [Foulclaw]head first dive like right over tobiath and nortle to create this dome right above them yeah so i’m just on top of that thing
21:33:41:2921:33:42:14Brin [GM]Okay.
21:33:44:0521:33:44:29Brin [GM]Okay awesome.
21:33:44:1921:33:45:05Chris [TBD]Boom!
21:33:49:1521:33:56:22Brin [GM]And they can’t see you You’re sitting on top of the dome so let’s just pretend you’re suspended above them 10 feet in the air
21:33:58:0721:33:59:16Brin [GM]and this guy’s like
21:34:00:2321:34:01:22Brin [GM]looking around
21:34:05:1321:34:08:18Jesse [Foulclaw]tries to hit it like he’s like hitting it though right and it, like, smashes.
21:34:09:0221:34:18:25Brin [GM]does it smashes on the dome and his hand kind of explodes splinters go everywhere you guys are unaffected
21:34:16:2821:34:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet.
21:34:18:2521:34:27:08Brin [GM]and he grows a new hand okay my little um my little twig blight is dog is dead
21:34:22:0621:34:23:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I should have just done that first.
21:34:22:0821:34:23:05Chris [TBD]Rad, rad, rad.
21:34:26:1721:34:28:01Chris [TBD]That was all a reaction.
21:34:27:0821:34:38:03Brin [GM]so it’s Tobias yeah a reaction that’s fine this has taken up lots and lots of
21:34:29:2921:34:33:27Steve [Nortle]The last 10 minutes were brought to you by a reaction.
21:34:31:2221:34:33:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:34:33:0921:34:34:11Dave [Xeros]palclaw’s reaction
21:34:35:2321:34:39:07Jesse [Foulclaw]They were brought to you by single digits.
21:34:39:0721:34:46:29Brin [GM]you guys oh no hand can roll a single digit like jesse
21:34:39:1221:34:41:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:34:47:2521:34:54:09Brin [GM]like foul claw excuse me honestly i would abandon the dice tower
21:34:49:0321:34:50:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Freaking F this game, man.
21:34:56:0121:35:02:08Chris [TBD]That dragon’s laughing at you right now Look at it It’s like Hey, you sucker I’m the funniest crap I’ve ever seen
21:34:56:2921:35:00:26Brin [GM]okay yeah it’s yep
21:34:59:2921:35:01:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, can we see it?
21:35:02:2721:35:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]There you go.
21:35:04:1621:35:05:09Steve [Nortle]of all our world.
21:35:04:2921:35:16:05Brin [GM]I’m so sorry we need to print you a new one print you a smaller one that thing’s ridiculously big okay um to buy if is next he is going to
21:35:07:0121:35:07:23Steve [Nortle]Good in Spain.
21:35:14:2221:35:21:09Steve [Nortle]Oh, okay little fella.
21:35:16:0421:35:24:05Dave [Xeros]cage match cage match you’re gonna be talking to yourself well
21:35:16:0521:35:28:29Brin [GM]yeah literally this is like oh
21:35:22:1221:35:24:09Steve [Nortle]You think you’re so great?
21:35:24:0521:35:29:05Dave [Xeros]you you did learn how to talk
21:35:28:2921:35:41:11Brin [GM]makes me so happy k oh my
21:35:29:0521:36:13:10Dave [Xeros]since you, you met last. So doing this
21:35:30:2921:35:32:09Steve [Nortle]Last I saw you,
21:35:32:0921:35:46:14Steve [Nortle]you are mute and adept at filling things out in triplicate what do
21:35:37:2021:35:44:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I just want to hear these two debate for a little while, actually.
21:35:41:1121:35:52:25Brin [GM]gosh okay multi -attack okay so he’s gonna he’s going to use
21:35:45:0521:35:46:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:35:46:1421:35:57:21Steve [Nortle]you know about comparative hermeneutics. What did you say to me? Behold my verdant wisp!
21:35:49:0221:35:50:24Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh
21:35:52:2521:36:03:28Brin [GM]his verdant wisp oh it’s only an eight
21:36:05:1621:36:17:13Steve [Nortle]seemed that seems a bit small there’s nothing
21:36:06:1021:36:16:17Brin [GM]okay he tries there’s nothing wrong that’s what he says
21:36:06:1521:36:08:08Chris [TBD]That’s very appropriate for Tobiah
21:36:16:0921:36:21:10Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s what I say on top of the dome. Nothing wrong with that! Nothing wrong!
21:36:21:0521:36:22:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:36:22:0621:36:24:03Dave [Xeros]what every girl he dated says
21:36:25:2021:36:29:06Jesse [Foulclaw]LaDonna told me it’s not a problem, okay? Everything is fine.
21:36:26:2821:36:28:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:36:27:1721:36:28:06Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:36:29:0121:36:30:13Chris [TBD]How about the motion?
21:36:29:1821:36:32:29Steve [Nortle]Do you know LaDonna? Oh, wait. I can’t hear anything in the dome.
21:36:31:2621:36:33:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Only I can hear this.
21:36:33:1721:36:35:10Chris [TBD]It’s not the size of the vessel
21:36:34:0821:36:35:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know that they can’t hear me.
21:36:36:0221:36:39:21Brin [GM]Okay, so that was an epic fail. So now Nortle it’s your turn.
21:36:40:0421:36:40:12Steve [Nortle]Okay.
21:36:43:2821:36:46:04Steve [Nortle]Well, yeah.
21:36:44:0221:36:45:21Dave [Xeros]Furria blows my friend
21:36:47:0921:36:48:10Brin [GM]Is it time?
21:36:47:1321:36:49:21Steve [Nortle]We’re going to do… Okay. So actually,
21:36:48:2621:36:50:09Chris [TBD]ricocheting going off
21:36:51:2421:36:56:24Steve [Nortle]I’m going to use one of my actions to… Where did it go?
21:36:58:2921:37:10:15Steve [Nortle]Yeah. I’m gonna do a Breath of the Dragon so I feel something rumbling inside and I start to belch
21:37:10:1521:37:15:23Steve [Nortle]and I release a inside of this dome.
21:37:15:2621:37:18:03Brin [GM]Yes. So does this affect you?
21:37:18:0721:37:20:04Steve [Nortle]I don’t think it can affect me.
21:37:20:1721:37:24:12Brin [GM]You just instantly go inside your shell and roll around.
21:37:26:2921:37:32:04Steve [Nortle]So you have to make a DC 14 dex saving throw
21:37:33:2721:37:39:20Steve [Nortle]as I try to blast you with… I can do acid, cold fire, lightning or poison.
21:37:40:0721:37:40:23Brin [GM]got 21
21:37:41:0621:37:46:14Steve [Nortle]Okay so alright so you will take only
21:37:48:1921:37:49:21Steve [Nortle]4 damage
21:37:52:0421:37:53:19Steve [Nortle]we’ll say that it was
21:37:55:0821:38:00:11Steve [Nortle]fire so like suddenly the dome just goes
21:38:01:1921:38:09:09Dave [Xeros]black smoke they’re hot
21:38:02:1421:38:03:05Steve [Nortle]yeah
21:38:04:0621:38:05:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:38:04:1121:38:04:21Brin [GM]in there.
21:38:04:1121:38:07:28Steve [Nortle]it’s like a fart in an elevator
21:38:05:2921:38:08:18Chris [TBD]going on in there? I can’t see anything
21:38:09:2021:38:10:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:38:11:0621:38:13:01Steve [Nortle]and then using my
21:38:13:2721:38:14:23Chris [TBD]hot doming
21:38:16:1521:38:22:27Steve [Nortle]Using my second attack action, I try to punch him.
21:38:24:1521:38:33:09Steve [Nortle]That’s a 26 to hit and 5 damage And then I will use another key point To release a flurry of blows
21:38:33:2021:38:34:21Dave [Xeros]He’s a furry blowing.
21:38:34:2921:38:45:29Steve [Nortle]That one is 25 to hit And 8 damage Oh yes I do
21:38:45:2921:38:55:22Steve [Nortle]I actually got another 14 And I punched him for another 8 But this The last one was just like He’s all stunned and everything
21:38:52:1121:38:52:28Jesse [Foulclaw]pulverized
21:38:55:0821:38:56:23Dave [Xeros]It’s like, I’m done!
21:38:55:2221:39:02:03Steve [Nortle]thing this is not going the way i planned and i just pop him just like straight in
21:39:02:0321:39:08:15Steve [Nortle]solar plexus take that you nerd
21:39:08:1121:39:09:00Brin [GM][laughter]
21:39:08:1921:39:10:24Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s turning to nelson at the end
21:39:10:1821:39:11:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:39:13:1121:39:16:03Brin [GM]okay well he’s on
21:39:16:0321:39:27:15Brin [GM]his knees killed over and um i won’t
21:39:16:2921:39:17:15Chris [TBD]Oh!
21:39:19:1621:39:24:23Steve [Nortle]yep and if you ever see astroff tell her i’ll do the shame to her
21:39:24:2621:39:26:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, quit being such an asshole.
21:39:27:2621:39:30:28Steve [Nortle]i won’t see her what are you talking about
21:39:35:0621:39:36:24Chris [TBD]Oh! Oh!
21:39:35:1121:39:37:15Dave [Xeros]Oh. Oh. Oh.
21:39:37:1521:39:48:19Steve [Nortle]i didn’t mean to jog him so hard well i mean i can actually i can say yeah so i can
21:39:39:0821:39:43:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Can you bring him back to life?
21:39:41:2721:39:43:26Brin [GM]what else can i do should
21:39:47:2121:39:48:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:39:48:1921:40:00:07Steve [Nortle]say that was not supposed to be a non-lethal blow I wasn’t trying to kill him I just wanted to punch him in the stomach
21:39:49:2621:39:51:08Chris [TBD]A lethal blow?
21:39:52:2921:40:04:02Brin [GM]it i love it. It really is up to you because I honestly was going to have him run away now
21:39:54:1621:39:55:19Chris [TBD]It’s up to you.
21:40:04:0821:40:06:15Brin [GM]that he’s stuck in the gnome, I don’t know what to do
21:40:06:1621:40:13:19Dave [Xeros]We’ll tie him up and dump alcohol on him.
21:40:09:2421:40:14:25Brin [GM]You fucked it up Jesse! Oh
21:40:11:1721:40:12:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:40:12:1021:40:13:21Steve [Nortle]we need
21:40:14:0821:40:23:21Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s got information. he’s got information yeah yes
21:40:14:2721:40:17:01Steve [Nortle]Eros, Eros we need some whiskey
21:40:16:2821:40:19:04Dave [Xeros]Oh, I got you covered my friend.
21:40:17:0021:40:20:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:40:21:0621:40:47:02Steve [Nortle]but we still have a tree blight to worry about so i start
21:40:23:1121:40:24:29Chris [TBD]Oh, I got that card.
21:40:24:1621:40:25:02Brin [GM]Yes
21:40:24:1621:40:50:24Dave [Xeros]i’ve been uh sipping on it as the feast of idios every every sabbath is
21:40:34:1221:40:44:05Brin [GM]Tavaeth is unconscious in the dome It was the combination of black smoke and the punching and he is passed out Kay?
21:40:45:0321:40:47:08Brin [GM]We are moving on. TBD!
21:40:47:0221:40:48:11Steve [Nortle]tapping on the boards
21:40:50:2421:40:51:12Dave [Xeros]the big thing
21:40:51:2821:40:55:02Brin [GM]It’s the only thing that’s left. Okay?
21:40:52:1221:41:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m trying to communicate with you that i don’t know how this works i don’t i’m i’m not sure i’m upside down in the gauntlet just my legs
21:41:02:0921:41:02:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:41:03:1621:41:05:11Jesse [Foulclaw]are like out of it yeah
21:41:03:2321:41:08:05Steve [Nortle]you’re invisible legs you’re like you’re like the predator but you fell over
21:41:07:0321:41:09:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:41:10:1021:41:12:08Chris [TBD]What’s considered an evocation?
21:41:13:0121:41:20:06Dave [Xeros]it’s just a spell it’s yeah it’s a type of spell evocation isn’t magic Yeah. You say things.
21:41:13:0521:41:22:26Steve [Nortle]it’s just it’s a type of spell what like usually we don’t care too much
21:41:16:2221:41:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw]you like speak it right
21:41:24:1721:41:34:03Steve [Nortle]the big difference, the one that matters usually is concentration. That you can only do like one spell that you’re concentrating on at a time. The other’s usually more just flavor.
21:41:35:0721:41:42:12Chris [TBD]up ladies and gentlemen today is a very special day because it
21:41:42:1221:41:52:27Chris [TBD]is the first time TBD has ever been able to cast fireball well i
21:41:47:2221:41:49:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:41:48:1321:41:54:07Dave [Xeros]Yes! You’re inside the dome so nothing’s going to happen to you. You can spell sculpt it.
21:41:52:2721:42:02:23Chris [TBD]have a spell sculpt yep so it’s all i mean and at level three i can protect four individuals because it’s one plus the spell level
21:42:02:1721:42:03:17Steve [Nortle]So you can protect
21:42:03:1321:42:05:16Dave [Xeros]protect the trees and foul claw.
21:42:05:0821:42:13:02Chris [TBD]yep uh you need to do a dexterity saving throw at 17 um
21:42:07:0121:42:07:21Jesse [Foulclaw]please
21:42:13:0221:42:26:00Chris [TBD]well here’s
21:42:13:2821:42:14:06Steve [Nortle]tree?
21:42:14:0321:42:21:19Dave [Xeros]for the DM What would happen if you cast Fireball inside of the wall of force and shut the wallofforce on the person?
21:42:23:0821:42:24:17Steve [Nortle]No saving throw!
21:42:23:1421:42:24:15Dave [Xeros]Inside of a dome
21:42:26:0021:42:34:17Chris [TBD]the deal i have no idea where falclaw is or if he’s alive i’m like yeah he disappeared and we have no idea where he is
21:42:31:1121:42:31:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:42:33:0921:42:33:24Dave [Xeros]Fireball.
21:42:34:0321:42:37:05Steve [Nortle]Yeah but you see this weird orb so you can at least infer
21:42:35:2121:42:46:11Chris [TBD]i do recognize the orb actually i don’t know if i would because TBD was not with you guys whenever that was used in battle of bands
21:42:46:1121:42:48:22Chris [TBD]was it used any other time and stuff in that way
21:42:48:0721:42:50:01Steve [Nortle]I mean we did a couple of times.
21:42:48:2521:42:49:10Jesse [Foulclaw]used to
21:42:50:2621:42:54:18Brin [GM]Basil’s used it in almost every battle we’ve been in.
21:42:54:1321:42:57:29Chris [TBD]basil basil anyways um
21:42:54:2821:42:56:06Dave [Xeros]Basil? Basil?
21:42:57:2021:42:59:19Dave [Xeros]I reach in and rub her hand.
21:42:57:2921:43:15:25Chris [TBD]yeah just straight up fireball um let’s see here real quick uh so flammable
21:43:02:2921:43:07:03Brin [GM]Do I have to give you good luck every time you do that? Because I think I might.
21:43:07:2021:43:14:13Dave [Xeros]Well, this is the thing. If I could get a luck spell for every time then I could just re-roll. That’d be great.
21:43:13:1921:43:14:05Steve [Nortle]Endless
21:43:15:2521:43:27:04Chris [TBD]objects in the area that aren’t being worn or carried start burning but that’s why we’re protecting the trees that are within the 20 foot radius red trees on fire and then other trees they’re they’re protected
21:43:21:2921:43:26:01Dave [Xeros]The red tree’s already on fire so that I think it’s good but just the other two
21:43:27:0421:43:36:26Chris [TBD]through my spell sculpting coolio all
21:43:28:2621:43:40:02Brin [GM]And this one water is constantly running down the trunk and stuff so it’s probably would be okay too but yeah definitely this one is
21:43:36:2621:43:45:01Chris [TBD]right uh failed save or half as much damage on a successful one. You’ve got to do a dexterity saving throw it’s gotta be the 17th
21:43:45:0121:43:53:08Chris [TBD]oh yes
21:43:46:1321:43:49:13Steve [Nortle]Does that thing have like minus on its tags?
21:43:47:2121:43:49:13Dave [Xeros]It’s not super, yeah.
21:43:52:0921:43:54:13Steve [Nortle]It did not see the fireball coming.
21:43:55:0421:43:57:24Brin [GM]did not and it doesn’t want to catch it either
21:43:55:0621:43:56:16Chris [TBD]alright, that is
21:43:58:2621:44:01:03Chris [TBD]8d6 damage so
21:44:00:1421:44:06:14Dave [Xeros]Roll it. Yep. Eight. It’s a fireball. Here you go. There’s four.
21:44:02:1921:44:02:29Steve [Nortle]Do you want to
21:44:03:1021:44:03:26Chris [TBD]8d7
21:44:05:0621:44:05:28Steve [Nortle]Here’s one
21:44:06:0621:44:08:21Chris [TBD]I should have enough just with all of us here we go
21:44:08:1221:44:11:17Brin [GM]okay let me know if you need some
21:44:09:2421:44:10:10Dave [Xeros]Five.
21:44:11:1721:44:17:26Chris [TBD]we got plenty 1 2 3 4 5 wait 1 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
21:44:19:1721:44:29:17Chris [TBD]ok this is very fun and TBD says ladies and gentlemen And tonight only, you are about to witness the spectacle.
21:44:21:2921:44:23:03Dave [Xeros]That’s a lot of dice.
21:44:31:0321:44:34:27Chris [TBD]Something Intimity himself hasn’t even seen yet, so here goes nothing.
21:44:36:0521:44:37:08Chris [TBD]Dang, that’s a lot of ones.
21:44:36:1721:44:40:06Dave [Xeros]Oh. One’s cocked. You can just re-roll that one.
21:44:39:1121:44:41:25Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’ll re-roll that one now or whatever.
21:44:42:0121:44:44:16Dave [Xeros]Okay. No, there’s a couple sixes. Twelve.
21:44:42:2821:44:50:06Chris [TBD]All right, we got six, six. That’s 12 plus another 12. That’s yeah, that set. No, no, no.
21:44:46:0621:44:48:03Dave [Xeros]Seventeen. That was a five.
21:44:50:1121:45:00:15Chris [TBD]That would be 18, 18, another five and another what was this? Oh sweet.
21:44:59:0321:45:04:15Dave [Xeros]That was a six. So that’s your 18 plus 10, 28?
21:45:00:1521:45:09:14Chris [TBD]okay so yeah and then another six is 24 plus 5 30 31
21:45:08:2921:45:09:16Dave [Xeros]31.
21:45:09:1421:45:19:07Chris [TBD]31 points of fire damage and that thing starts
21:45:11:2121:45:14:04Steve [Nortle]no idea where how your adding was working there
21:45:13:0321:45:15:12Dave [Xeros]It’s okay. It’s 31 points of damage.
21:45:19:0721:45:30:07Chris [TBD]on fire which means additional fire is happening every turn you’ll roll probably it’s a 1d6 i guess
21:45:19:1121:45:19:27Dave [Xeros]Yep.
21:45:24:1721:45:24:22Brin [GM]do i
21:45:30:0721:45:38:14Chris [TBD]there’s one d4 if they start on fire yep
21:45:33:2121:45:33:29Dave [Xeros]damage?
21:45:33:2221:45:34:16Steve [Nortle]and then it
21:45:35:0821:45:39:18Brin [GM]turn oh it’s it’s one it’s wood it’s definitely on fire
21:45:35:0921:45:36:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s on fire.
21:45:38:1421:45:48:22Chris [TBD]I can’t remember if it was 1d4 or 1d 6 but that’s outside of this fireball spell so I’ll look that up while you guys continue. But it would be on the start
21:45:48:2221:45:51:23Chris [TBD]of your next turn, unless its turn right now.
21:45:49:2321:45:58:04Brin [GM]all right okay it’s groaning it’s screaming it’s
21:45:51:2321:45:53:23Dave [Xeros]This wood is on fire!
21:45:54:2321:45:55:04Jesse [Foulclaw]already went
21:46:00:1921:46:08:12Steve [Nortle]to run toward the river eyes tears roll down his cheeks
21:46:01:2921:46:03:21Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s whistling
21:46:02:1021:46:06:04Chris [TBD]TBD is just like yes! That’s awesome!
21:46:05:0321:46:06:14Dave [Xeros]That’s awesome!
21:46:07:2621:46:09:04Chris [TBD]I like you man!
21:46:08:1021:46:10:23Brin [GM]gonna i’m going to say with that much damage it’s
21:46:10:0821:46:11:05Chris [TBD]You’re crazy!
21:46:10:2321:46:22:17Brin [GM]gonna fall down on one knee and struggle to get back up for a minute okay when it
21:46:13:0521:46:13:21Chris [TBD]Nice.
21:46:15:1921:46:20:07Dave [Xeros]Tell me you love me first. Look me in the eyes,
21:46:22:1721:46:22:26Brin [GM]throws
21:46:29:2321:46:39:03Dave [Xeros]I am going to do my last ghost step tattoo and I’m gonna run across… And I’m going to jump into the blue tree
21:46:40:2421:46:43:10Dave [Xeros]and cast my
21:46:45:2221:46:50:15Dave [Xeros]spell. That one spell. It is the
21:46:53:0721:46:54:19Dave [Xeros]lesser restoration spell.
21:46:56:2021:46:58:12Dave [Xeros]So that’s my last spell slot for that.
21:47:00:2021:47:05:01Dave [Xeros]Before I cast it, I do want to look and see what’s inside this. Is it a hot blue chick?
21:47:06:0021:47:16:29Brin [GM]another male same same position he and he looks like water his skin is kind of like kind of water genasi looking
21:47:06:2921:47:08:21Dave [Xeros]Hey guys, it’s another dude!
21:47:13:0821:47:13:21Dave [Xeros]Alright.
21:47:18:1221:47:24:22Brin [GM]um and when you stick your head in there it’s it sounds beautiful in there
21:47:29:0221:47:34:00Dave [Xeros]Okay. Yeah, I do lesser restoration on him.
21:47:34:0521:47:45:15Brin [GM]the tree comes back to life buds appear the water is flowing it’s uh it looks healthy and like springtime
21:47:43:2121:47:43:29Dave [Xeros]Alright.
21:47:47:2021:47:52:26Dave [Xeros]And as… I’m just seeing if I can do this as a reaction. I’m pretty sure I can.
21:47:57:1321:47:58:10Dave [Xeros]It is
21:48:00:2621:48:02:13Dave [Xeros]and a bonus action is reaction.
21:48:06:1921:48:13:17Dave [Xeros]Okay, never mind. I’m trying to figure out… That sucks. All of my bard inspiration is a bonus section and I’ve already used my bonus action so
21:48:14:2921:48:24:24Dave [Xeros]we’re good. We’re good! Yep, I’m gonna just kinda I do wanna move if I can like over to the purple tree and stick my head in just to see what I see
21:48:27:0521:48:29:20Brin [GM]how many but you’re out of charges though for your
21:48:29:1521:48:40:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah but I can it’s still active until the end of my turn and once my turn ends then it deactivates I stick my head in. Just look in. This is a hot purple chick?
21:48:37:0821:48:44:14Brin [GM]okay this one is a dude
21:48:44:2021:48:51:02Chris [TBD]another dude dang it I’m going to save my nectar
21:48:46:1721:48:47:24Dave [Xeros]TBD, it’s another dude!
21:48:47:1021:48:56:11Brin [GM]another dude same same position um and this tree smells incredible
21:48:54:2821:49:00:22Chris [TBD]I have a I’ve got the love tap
21:48:56:2921:48:58:29Dave [Xeros]But the tree smells incredible.
21:48:57:2921:48:58:23Steve [Nortle]does that mean?
21:48:58:2321:49:00:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:49:00:0121:49:01:24Jesse [Foulclaw]what’s going on out there
21:49:03:2421:49:06:07Chris [TBD]I’ve got the Love Tap Nectar still
21:49:05:1621:49:09:00Steve [Nortle]Right. I knew that’s what you meant, but it sounded so wrong.
21:49:09:1621:49:10:23Dave [Xeros]I’ve gotta the nectar.
21:49:12:0521:49:16:01Dave [Xeros]You’re gonna save your nectar? No, you need to use it. We need to heal all the trees.
21:49:13:0821:49:14:19Jesse [Foulclaw]save it
21:49:15:2221:49:19:15Brin [GM]oh this is just the grossest description ever
21:49:19:0321:49:21:03Dave [Xeros]Heal the tree with your nectar, TBD!
21:49:21:2221:49:22:21Chris [TBD]the description
21:49:22:1821:49:29:11Brin [GM]i know and i’m i didn’t write it chat gpd wrote it i should have edited it better
21:49:26:2921:49:35:11Dave [Xeros]All right, so three trees are alive.
21:49:28:2921:49:30:27Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s pretty good
21:49:29:1121:49:40:25Brin [GM]i kind of closed my eyes and hit copy paste three trees are alive no yes um you didn’t restore this
21:49:38:0821:49:38:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:49:40:2521:49:49:10Brin [GM]one right boom boom and boom okay all right okie dokie it is the tree blight’s turn now
21:49:40:2621:49:41:18Dave [Xeros]It did not.
21:49:48:2021:49:58:18Chris [TBD]so it’s DMs discretion and they suggest that you determine what type of fire you’re dealing with
21:49:58:2821:50:05:28Chris [TBD]and that will determine which die you roll, it says small fire minor burn like alchemist fire
21:50:07:0921:50:10:23Chris [TBD]hazardous fire which is walking on hot coals
21:50:12:0221:50:18:05Chris [TBD]Intense Fire slash Lava, it would be 2d10.
21:50:19:2021:50:28:12Chris [TBD]No, no, no. It’s up to you to decide between those three which die it would use.
21:50:27:0821:50:27:17Dave [Xeros]of fire
21:50:28:1721:50:32:15Chris [TBD]So they’re suggesting a d4, a d6 or a d10.
21:50:29:1821:50:30:03Brin [GM]what it
21:50:32:1321:50:34:06Brin [GM]okay let’s do in the middle
21:50:34:0621:50:43:14Chris [TBD]Okay so d6 and then duration usually lasts until a creature uses an action to make a DC 10 dexterity check
21:50:43:1421:50:53:05Chris [TBD]to extinguish the flames dexterity
21:50:45:2221:50:52:04Brin [GM]alright so he is using his giant hands to try and brush the fire off
21:50:53:0521:51:03:27Chris [TBD]gotta be a 10 okay so okay so you would pat yourself out
21:50:53:1121:50:56:20Brin [GM]dexterity save oh yep 11
21:50:56:2621:50:59:23Steve [Nortle]Does he have any minuses to his dexterity?
21:51:03:2721:51:09:20Chris [TBD]successfully you would still take you would steal to take the first damage because you roll that
21:51:04:1421:51:06:26Steve [Nortle]But I think you take the damage first
21:51:05:1521:51:11:27Brin [GM]I definitely would take the damage yeah, the turn we decided on 6 right it was 1 or 2
21:51:09:2021:51:18:26Chris [TBD]first that’s what your discretion that’s up to you it’s your discretion great i’ll take
21:51:12:0321:51:18:01Brin [GM]one or two okay he’ll take five
21:51:18:2621:51:29:14Chris [TBD]get nice very heroic with this music TBD’s standing tall and strong and muscly sweaty
21:51:27:1321:51:31:02Jesse [Foulclaw]just watching just watching everything burn
21:51:28:0921:51:34:26Steve [Nortle]keep billowing fire off some fireworks
21:51:29:2821:51:38:25Chris [TBD]billowing cape oh yeah tears are streaming down his eyes for how beautiful that explosion was
21:51:31:2321:51:32:23Brin [GM]okay
21:51:38:1321:51:39:17Steve [Nortle]And the dog.
21:51:38:2521:51:46:29Chris [TBD]i had the dog i was gonna name it chimichanga
21:51:40:0421:51:44:21Brin [GM]oh the dog the ugly dog all right so
21:51:49:1821:51:51:25Steve [Nortle]of what you turned him into when you shattered him.
21:51:55:0021:51:57:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, you cooked that dog. He’s a hot dog now.
21:51:55:0821:51:58:22Brin [GM]he’s a hot dog
21:51:57:1221:51:59:29Chris [TBD]Oh, I was going to name a little perrito.
21:52:01:0721:52:02:09Brin [GM]hot diggity dog
21:52:02:0721:52:06:01Dave [Xeros]We could take him over and have him be part of the hot dog eating contest.
21:52:03:0821:52:04:10Chris [TBD]Perrito Caliente.
21:52:05:2421:52:07:17Brin [GM]ew gross
21:52:07:2721:52:09:26Chris [TBD]Chester would have loved this dog.
21:52:11:1321:52:13:04Dave [Xeros]What were the hot dogs called in the hot dog?
21:52:14:2521:52:15:22Brin [GM]glizzy’s
21:52:15:1921:52:16:08Chris [TBD]Glizzy’s yeah.
21:52:17:1021:52:18:21Dave [Xeros]You made them into a glizzy.
21:52:19:0821:52:19:24Chris [TBD]Glizzito?
21:52:21:1521:52:22:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:52:27:2021:52:28:08Brin [GM]alright
21:52:29:2221:52:36:15Brin [GM]remind me Nortle and Falclaw you’re still in this dome you’re safe
21:52:37:2221:52:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]in the dome I’m a top yeah
21:52:38:0521:52:40:08Brin [GM]he’s in the dome you’re on top invisible
21:52:41:2821:52:53:21Brin [GM]All right. So this tree blight is pissed off and he is coming towards you, TBD. Okay? He’s huge.
21:52:46:1521:52:47:17Chris [TBD]Oh yes.
21:52:48:2521:52:50:14Chris [TBD]What’s his distance he can go?
21:52:50:2021:52:51:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah, what’s his speed?
21:52:53:2721:52:55:19Dave [Xeros]Well, how far can he walk?
21:52:54:0321:52:59:01Brin [GM]So his steps are massive. His speed is 30 feet.
21:52:54:2121:53:05:19Steve [Nortle]If he used his action to dash he could move 60 feet
21:52:59:1121:53:00:28Dave [Xeros]Okay. So it can go… Yeah.
21:53:04:1521:53:06:29Chris [TBD]He used his action to pat the fire out already.
21:53:06:2621:53:08:01Steve [Nortle]then
21:53:07:0021:53:07:13Dave [Xeros]Yep.
21:53:09:0521:53:13:00Steve [Nortle]he could move about halfway where TBD is.
21:53:11:2921:53:14:17Dave [Xeros]5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
21:53:13:1521:53:17:04Brin [GM]Okay. And so he can move 30 but his reach is 15.
21:53:16:0921:53:20:07Chris [TBD]Yes. Does he have a bonus action or two actions
21:53:19:1921:53:20:22Steve [Nortle]I don’t think that
21:53:20:2321:53:25:03Brin [GM]This blight can make two branch attacks and can use grasping root.
21:53:27:2721:53:38:25Steve [Nortle]based on this scale, I don’ t know if he really would be fully that close. Like, close enough to attack this turn. But it’s your call.
21:53:37:0321:53:44:12Brin [GM]All right. So we’ll say that it reaches for you.
21:53:38:0221:53:43:01Chris [TBD]It’s up to DM, it’s up to DM. I’m okay with whatever you’re going to do.
21:53:42:2421:53:47:21Dave [Xeros]So like 30 feet plus 15 feet. So basically got 45 feet of range.
21:53:48:0121:53:48:16Brin [GM]Okay.
21:53:50:0121:53:51:15Brin [GM]Do we need to count the squares?
21:53:52:0121:53:57:06Steve [Nortle]It just feels like Chris was 60 feet away, so…
21:53:55:2321:54:04:22Brin [GM]60 feet. Okay. No, that’s what we decided. We did put a number on that. Okay. All right, so he’s just short, but just to show
21:53:59:2821:54:00:06Dave [Xeros]cool.
21:54:01:0721:54:03:14Dave [Xeros]Still 15 feet away but he can dash.
21:54:06:0021:54:15:02Steve [Nortle]No, Dad? Yeah, she has multi -attack, not
21:54:08:0621:54:11:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah, but you have three separate attacks, right?
21:54:10:2421:54:13:29Chris [TBD]That’s if you do that one attack as an action
21:54:15:2221:54:16:06Dave [Xeros]Got it.
21:54:17:2221:54:21:28Brin [GM]I do have this Nash
21:54:22:0221:54:23:03Chris [TBD]Nash!
21:54:25:2621:54:26:27Steve [Nortle]did you say it like that?
21:54:27:0221:54:28:08Chris [TBD]That’s how TBD talks!
21:54:27:2921:54:30:09Steve [Nortle]It sounds like…
21:54:29:2521:54:33:16Dave [Xeros]going to take a little gnash.
21:54:30:0021:54:31:15Chris [TBD]Look at that Nash!
21:54:32:0421:54:34:29Brin [GM]silent G I said that right now it’s not ganache
21:54:35:2021:54:37:07Steve [Nortle]I think that’s a type of chocolate.
21:54:37:0121:54:38:04Chris [TBD]No, ganache.
21:54:37:1521:54:38:24Brin [GM]gneesh
21:54:40:0821:54:41:11Brin [GM]it really is
21:54:44:2421:54:46:08Brin [GM]bonus action
21:54:47:0521:54:54:19Chris [TBD]can’t do that just out of reach kicks and giggles
21:54:47:1221:54:58:10Brin [GM]but it doesn’t work I wouldn’t reach you it wouldn’t work But just for kicks and giggles, it’s going to reach its roots out
21:54:58:1021:55:04:18Brin [GM]And make direct eye contact with you Okay? And its roots are just going to be going like this
21:55:05:0721:55:12:24Chris [TBD]is trying to decide if he’s aroused or not oh crap
21:55:06:0521:55:12:28Brin [GM]Basically in the shape of this is what it’s gonna do It’s gonna reach a root up that looks like this
21:55:11:1121:55:16:13Jesse [Foulclaw]what wait trees
21:55:12:0621:55:14:14Dave [Xeros]Oh man, he’s totally aroused.
21:55:14:0421:55:15:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:15:1621:55:16:28Dave [Xeros]He just rolled a 19.
21:55:16:2121:55:19:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:17:1121:55:20:24Brin [GM]I shouldn’t have done this That’s really bad
21:55:20:1821:55:22:25Jesse [Foulclaw]wait where are the vines
21:55:21:1621:55:32:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, it’s the tickling the beanbag feeling right?
21:55:22:2521:55:46:09Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t worry
21:55:24:1221:55:34:20Brin [GM]you filthy minded bastards they’re roots it’s my favorite kind of root
21:55:24:2521:55:26:24Chris [TBD]a curiosity right yeah
21:55:26:2421:55:43:19Chris [TBD]oh no
21:55:32:1121:55:33:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:32:2121:55:33:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:34:0921:55:34:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:34:1821:55:35:07Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:55:36:2521:55:37:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:37:0521:55:37:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:38:0921:55:38:27Dave [Xeros]Steve!
21:55:38:2321:55:41:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:39:0321:55:40:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:39:1221:55:41:00Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:55:40:0121:55:41:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:41:2921:55:43:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:43:0121:55:46:10Dave [Xeros]oh no i hate us too
21:55:43:1021:55:45:16Brin [GM]I hate all of you
21:55:43:1921:55:49:01Chris [TBD]i hate us too i hate we’re done what Oh, my gosh.
21:55:44:0621:55:46:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:46:0921:55:54:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll help
21:55:48:1421:55:53:12Brin [GM]this is so different sitting in this chair because like all the fuck ups are on me
21:55:53:0621:55:53:24Chris [TBD]Oh,
21:55:54:2221:55:55:25Dave [Xeros]all help
21:55:56:1521:55:59:28Brin [GM]please save us cleric
21:55:56:2421:55:57:23Steve [Nortle]Chastity glad!
21:55:57:1521:55:59:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:55:57:2421:55:58:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:59:2721:56:10:11Jesse [Foulclaw]could uh yeah he’s actually I don’t know could the tree potentially throw something at TBD
21:56:00:0221:56:03:10Dave [Xeros]I’m the cleric here he’s a sorcerer
21:56:02:1821:56:03:27Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:56:02:2821:56:03:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:56:02:2921:56:04:22Brin [GM]how did that happen
21:56:04:2621:56:06:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:56:05:0521:56:06:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:56:10:1121:56:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw]like could he pick up a giant rock or
21:56:10:1521:56:11:28Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh.
21:56:12:1421:56:26:18Dave [Xeros]alright dexterity
21:56:13:2921:56:22:13Brin [GM]absolutely could he’s gonna use this grasping root and six roots are gonna wrap around a massive boulder
21:56:19:0021:56:20:05Chris [TBD]What is happening?
21:56:22:1321:56:29:29Brin [GM]and he’s going to hurl it at you yep okay dexterity saving throw you need to beat
21:56:23:2921:56:24:23Chris [TBD]At me. Okay.
21:56:29:2921:56:37:03Brin [GM]an 11 fine then oh
21:56:32:2621:56:34:25Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, I got this. I’m pretty dexterous.
21:56:36:1321:56:38:21Dave [Xeros]oh yeah you got that
21:56:37:1121:56:40:03Chris [TBD]Definitely. That’s an unnatural 19.
21:56:42:1921:56:43:29Chris [TBD]You ever seen Johnny Bravo?
21:56:43:2321:56:45:00Dave [Xeros]tuck and roll
21:56:47:0021:56:49:29Chris [TBD]And it’s just the rock was right past
21:56:47:0321:56:48:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:56:49:0621:57:00:17Dave [Xeros]oh no
21:56:51:0621:56:59:17Brin [GM]and again it’s gonna put one root up like this just kidding all
21:56:57:1821:56:58:08Chris [TBD]Hold on.
21:56:59:2621:57:01:06Chris [TBD]No, that didn’t work.
21:57:00:1721:57:04:08Dave [Xeros]yeah that one was more like a proctological exam not the
21:57:03:0221:57:07:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, that’s like oh, gosh. I’m not old enough for that yet.
21:57:03:1721:57:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:57:04:2221:57:07:15Steve [Nortle]That’s what it was trying to do the first time.
21:57:08:0221:57:09:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:57:08:2521:57:10:04Dave [Xeros]We’re not quite there yet.
21:57:10:0821:57:10:27Chris [TBD]Good luck.
21:57:11:0321:57:11:16Brin [GM]sick of
21:57:14:0221:57:15:20Dave [Xeros]Pretty sure it’s your own fault
21:57:15:0921:57:17:06Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a problem
21:57:15:2921:57:24:10Chris [TBD]We need like one of those swear jars where the recurring joke, yes, every time.
21:57:20:0621:57:22:16Dave [Xeros]Do not use the P word.
21:57:24:0321:57:26:23Dave [Xeros]Okay, we’ll put a P word jar
21:57:26:2321:57:30:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, we’ll put these in it and then that’s how many fortunes you got to pull at the end.
21:57:28:0321:57:29:03Steve [Nortle]I feel like
21:57:31:0521:57:43:03Steve [Nortle]no, no It would be a dice or something that we would be able to, like if she fills up hers. We would get those dice whenever we wanted
21:57:40:2121:57:42:07Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, yeah, ja, ja.
21:57:43:0321:57:46:14Steve [Nortle]to increase a roll or damage or something, vice versa.
21:57:44:1121:57:46:02Chris [TBD]Yeah, I like that. I like dat.
21:57:45:0921:57:46:07Dave [Xeros]I like that.
21:57:47:0021:57:54:05Brin [GM]we need to do that it’s all from is that all stemming from for me saying penetration is that not the word you guys
21:57:47:1121:57:51:02Dave [Xeros]Could we make it like Marvel dice where it’s got two D20s on it?
21:57:53:2721:57:55:03Dave [Xeros]There you go.
21:57:54:0221:57:54:29Chris [TBD]Add another.
21:57:55:1521:58:01:20Steve [Nortle]So that would drop in your jar but some of the stuff that they just said would add to our jar.
21:58:02:2621:58:08:15Dave [Xeros]No, put a coin in thejar. Okay. Put another coin in
21:58:02:2921:58:11:02Brin [GM]is this i’m pretty sure i’m the fucking dm it’s fine
21:58:07:0321:58:09:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
21:58:07:0321:58:07:28Steve [Nortle]That’s two!
21:58:08:0221:58:09:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:58:10:0921:58:13:17Jesse [Foulclaw]this is developing in real time
21:58:11:1421:58:16:18Steve [Nortle]but this guy is also one who said uh something about uh busting a nut in the
21:58:17:2421:58:18:06Dave [Xeros]Listen.
21:58:19:1221:58:20:17Chris [TBD]tickle.
21:58:20:1921:58:31:11Dave [Xeros]This is not retroactive. This is from this point forward. She did it twice. If I say if I was squirrel would you let me nutting your hole again I didn’t
21:58:22:0421:58:24:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:58:29:1721:58:46:12Chris [TBD]okay you just said it p coins
21:58:31:1121:58:33:24Dave [Xeros]say the bust part. I said bust afterwards.
21:58:34:1521:58:39:02Brin [GM]one out i barely even said
21:58:35:1521:58:46:07Dave [Xeros]Now Oh, you got one P coin in there. Yeah, there you go.
21:58:46:1221:59:08:02Chris [TBD]actually
21:58:47:0321:58:52:28Brin [GM]the swear jar i want to swear so bad right now
21:58:47:2921:58:48:05Dave [Xeros]Yep.
21:58:50:0921:58:53:21Dave [Xeros]Or that’s okay.
21:58:52:2821:59:03:24Brin [GM]i can’t even tell you how much i don’t like being controlled all right
21:58:58:2321:59:10:15Dave [Xeros]It’s the P word jar for chastity sake.
21:59:03:2621:59:06:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Falclaw would like to contribute to this fight
21:59:06:2321:59:08:21Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:59:07:1221:59:09:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:59:10:0221:59:19:04Jesse [Foulclaw]he has I have managed to go from upside down in the gauntlet to upright
21:59:20:0721:59:28:13Jesse [Foulclaw]and I see the tree approaching TBD uh and i witnessed how well the fire works so i’m gonna try and cast my firebolt again
21:59:33:2321:59:36:00Chris [TBD]falcloth you were on top of the tree weren’t you
21:59:37:2521:59:41:26Chris [TBD]and I did not know that On the dome.
21:59:38:1721:59:40:26Steve [Nortle]originally no no he was on the dome
21:59:39:0721:59:50:08Jesse [Foulclaw]no i was on the dome yeah and you protected the dome so yeah uh does a 13 hit yeah
21:59:40:0321:59:41:23Dave [Xeros]He’s on top of the dome.
21:59:44:0521:59:47:03Chris [TBD]I didn’t protect the dome because the dome was already the protection.
21:59:50:0822:00:00:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we’re we’re moving up here oh my gosh okay then
21:59:51:1821:59:53:26Dave [Xeros]got double digits from the tower.
21:59:56:0621:59:57:04Brin [GM]does not i’m sorry
22:00:00:1022:00:08:22Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna drop the dome and i’m going to try and fly right behind this thing and punch him
22:00:08:2222:00:20:18Jesse [Foulclaw]right in the back of the skull with the gauntlets with my bonus action we use the the two weapon fighting to try and punch with this yeah so i am going to remove
22:00:12:1722:00:19:23Brin [GM]okay so are you gonna do this like as a head butt because you’re wearing it as a helmet
22:00:21:2622:00:24:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m carrying both of these somehow i guess but i’m going to
22:00:23:1722:00:26:02Dave [Xeros]It’s got like a Naruto headband on it.
22:00:26:2922:00:33:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna remove the dome gauntlet and i’m going to put on the diamond one with the lightning damage.
22:00:31:2922:00:41:11Steve [Nortle]okay and as you do that then the smoke escapes into it like your invisible form comes through the smoke
22:00:42:1322:00:43:28Steve [Nortle]looking epic
22:00:43:2522:00:45:22Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re like, what the heck is that?
22:00:46:2222:00:47:27Dave [Xeros]Oh, there he is.
22:00:47:0122:00:50:01Steve [Nortle]that’s that smoke looks like my friend
22:00:49:2222:00:50:23Dave [Xeros]There he is
22:00:50:2522:00:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]It looks like my body plus a hand on top of it, like a fist
22:00:55:0022:00:57:25Steve [Nortle]but it’s got a weird growth so it’s not the same guy
22:00:59:1522:01:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I have to roll with the gauntlet? Do I need to roll to hit him with this thing with the lightning damage?
22:01:05:0122:01:11:04Brin [GM]yeah that would just be another ac roll right is attack roll
22:01:07:2022:01:11:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. I just have to say C. Do we have a bonus with…
22:01:11:0422:01:18:11Brin [GM]right against my ac um there
22:01:11:2722:01:13:09Dave [Xeros]Against his AC
22:01:13:0822:01:17:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, is there any bonus with the gauntlets or anything when you roll to attack?
22:01:16:2722:01:24:12Steve [Nortle]it would be your strength probably It would be based on you, not the…
22:01:18:1122:01:26:25Brin [GM]is i mean yeah if you yeah it’s a it’s uh i mean on here
22:01:26:0522:01:26:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Not mine.
22:01:28:2722:01:31:07Dave [Xeros]It’s a you thing though That’s her strength
22:01:29:0722:01:34:12Jesse [Foulclaw]But that’s her strength. Yeah. Oh yeah, well my strength is plus zero so…
22:01:34:0722:01:35:24Dave [Xeros]You got this
22:01:35:1722:01:36:11Jesse [Foulclaw]An 18!
22:01:38:1722:01:49:22Brin [GM]unfortunate i’m just kidding um it does hit 15 to hit um okay and you have three diamonds in here okay so
22:01:41:2622:01:43:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh, okay awesome.
22:01:48:1022:01:48:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
22:01:49:2222:01:57:09Brin [GM]the activates brass flash okay and when contact is made with the target an obliterating flash of lightning
22:01:58:1122:02:10:11Brin [GM]lightening white light explodes directly into the eyes of the target causing them to be blinded for 1d4 minutes okay so you’re hitting it in the back of the head though now
22:02:06:1422:02:07:29Dave [Xeros]He’s blinded Does he take
22:02:10:1122:02:18:29Brin [GM]it still works it’s such a bright light and this is magical no it’s it’s right it’s just like
22:02:11:2622:02:15:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Is it… Oh, okay. Does he still take
22:02:13:2822:02:15:06Chris [TBD]need to be affected by this?
22:02:18:2922:02:25:24Brin [GM]right there he does yes this is just telling you how long he’s blinded four and can’t see
22:02:20:2422:02:21:28Jesse [Foulclaw]take damage with this?
22:02:25:2422:02:32:13Brin [GM]so he’s blindfolded for three minutes this is this is a blight tree yeah so it’s a
22:02:25:2822:02:32:12Chris [TBD]What kind of creature is this? Blight tree. Is that…
22:02:35:1022:02:38:12Chris [TBD]Is that considered a fiend and fey in elementals?
22:02:43:1822:02:50:28Brin [GM]uh it’s a it just says huge plant
22:02:43:2122:02:47:19Dave [Xeros]would be probably an elemental if you had to classify it as something
22:02:48:2922:02:49:20Steve [Nortle]on stat block
22:02:50:2722:02:51:14Steve [Nortle]yeah
22:02:50:2822:02:56:28Brin [GM]on here evil neutral evil okay
22:02:50:2922:02:53:03Chris [TBD]Huge plant. Nice.
22:02:56:2822:03:04:20Brin [GM]and then the damage would be gosh one
22:03:04:2022:03:11:26Brin [GM]uh hold on give me one second 1d4 plus 4 you
22:03:19:2922:03:22:03Jesse [Foulclaw]five points of damage
22:03:23:1222:03:28:18Steve [Nortle]but blinding it is fine
22:03:24:1722:03:25:03Brin [GM]another
22:03:28:1422:03:30:21Dave [Xeros]a it’s an attack die it’s not a gnat anything
22:03:30:0022:03:31:26Chris [TBD]So exciting for a second.
22:03:31:0822:03:36:14Brin [GM]and it’s blinded for three minutes so I’m gonna say that it’s blinded the next two turns
22:03:31:2022:03:32:16Steve [Nortle]damage die
22:03:37:1322:03:37:29Steve [Nortle]instead
22:03:37:2022:03:48:05Dave [Xeros]it’s two like full rounds you mean okay yeah we got this yeah but it’s blinded so you’re good
22:03:38:2522:03:49:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i am visible again i made an attack though so i’m i’m yeah so
22:03:39:1822:03:41:03Brin [GM]two full rounds
22:03:42:0622:03:44:21Brin [GM]all right and it took
22:03:45:2322:03:47:02Steve [Nortle]yes that is true
22:03:50:0322:03:51:04Brin [GM]no one has to
22:03:50:2422:03:51:22Chris [TBD]Where’d you go?
22:03:53:1022:03:54:25Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ve been here the whole time
22:03:54:1122:04:01:20Steve [Nortle]i feel like you hit him in the back and then dropped in so it looked to TBD like he just pooped you out
22:04:02:0422:04:04:28Dave [Xeros]Ting, ting, ting. Did he eat him at some point?
22:04:06:2222:04:10:13Chris [TBD]Did he eat you?
22:04:08:0922:04:09:29Dave [Xeros]Did he eat you?
22:04:09:2222:04:14:18Jesse [Foulclaw]what no i’ve been flying around i made the dome and everything what do you mean
22:04:14:2822:04:16:01Chris [TBD]I thought that was Basil.
22:04:15:2022:04:18:18Dave [Xeros]See that’s the thing is we couldn’t see the dome it’s invisible
22:04:18:2922:04:20:09Chris [TBD]The dome would be invisible?
22:04:19:2222:04:22:05Dave [Xeros]so you’ve been invisible for a while
22:04:22:2022:04:24:16Chris [TBD]No, the dome wouldn’t be invisible, would it?
22:04:24:1522:04:26:15Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s a wall of forest it is invisible
22:04:26:0422:04:28:22Steve [Nortle]well it would have been a big smoky
22:04:28:0822:04:31:17Dave [Xeros]like smoke they were hot doming for a little bit
22:04:30:2822:04:33:09Steve [Nortle]hot dome that’s it
22:04:34:0622:04:35:29Chris [TBD]TVD is very confused right now.
22:04:36:0722:04:39:10Brin [GM]alright Nortle you’re up
22:04:36:2022:04:38:23Dave [Xeros]You got a big tree walking towards you
22:04:38:0322:04:41:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i’m by the feet of the tree
22:04:39:1922:04:40:27Chris [TBD]I guess I would have comprehended it.
22:04:44:1122:04:46:10Steve [Nortle]Nortle is a monk
22:04:47:2722:04:59:06Steve [Nortle]therefore he can move at 45 feet in a single movement so he’s that’s right where the tree is so he doesn’t
22:04:56:0822:04:56:18Brin [GM]right where
22:04:59:0622:05:03:11Steve [Nortle]he can use his uh walking speed to get to him which
22:05:03:1122:05:14:09Steve [Nortle]is awesome i’m mosey um
22:05:04:2322:05:05:22Dave [Xeros]going to walk instead of run
22:05:05:2122:05:06:29Chris [TBD]Do you have the ability
22:05:09:1222:05:13:06Chris [TBD]to use that water dome again? Water ball?
22:05:14:0922:05:22:18Steve [Nortle]okay so does that mean you have to do it did we just drop did we
22:05:16:1222:05:17:17Dave [Xeros]then it would be water balls
22:05:16:2022:05:20:11Brin [GM]in his amulet so
22:05:21:0622:05:22:16Chris [TBD]Put it in a jar!
22:05:22:1522:05:27:04Dave [Xeros]i don’t think that is no how is that part of the jar i said water balls
22:05:22:1822:05:30:21Steve [Nortle]just get a dart i don’t
22:05:28:1422:05:37:24Dave [Xeros]you get to take stuff at i think i think I have to put something into the jar not you take something out of the jar oh back in the jar
22:05:29:0522:05:30:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:05:30:2122:05:45:12Steve [Nortle]um so
22:05:33:1922:05:34:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:05:34:1822:05:37:21Chris [TBD]Do we have two jars?
22:05:35:1722:05:38:01Brin [GM]I didn’t say it
22:05:36:1622:05:38:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:05:37:1522:05:40:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:05:38:2622:05:39:29Dave [Xeros]back back in
22:05:39:1222:05:41:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:05:41:1022:05:42:29Brin [GM]I whispered it
22:05:45:1222:05:53:06Steve [Nortle]so normally this is a spell right so um so the amulets do they
22:05:50:1522:05:51:19Chris [TBD]You’ve expanded it.
22:05:53:0622:05:58:11Steve [Nortle]only have one charge per like short rest or do we have multiple charges on them
22:05:58:1922:06:08:22Jesse [Foulclaw]like one charge per day well so it’s like you can you can use one of its features like once per day kind of so
22:06:00:0222:06:02:08Chris [TBD]it was like a spell scroll and that was it.
22:06:08:2222:06:16:26Jesse [Foulclaw]the two spells, you can both of those once but that’s the day. Okay
22:06:12:1822:06:24:01Steve [Nortle]i i picked a powerful one so i only have one spell in there that’s yeah okay i remember that okay so yeah yeah and i picked a uh
22:06:16:2922:06:18:13Brin [GM]Yeah, that’s what we decided.
22:06:18:2522:06:23:13Chris [TBD]Okay, never mind.
22:06:19:1522:06:22:16Brin [GM]It was like I think four or five right as we decided?
22:06:24:0122:06:34:01Steve [Nortle]yeah and I picked a level four water watery sphere is what it actually yeah kick him in the spheres
22:06:24:1822:06:30:05Dave [Xeros]it remains water ball. Okay. Remains
22:06:29:1222:06:30:17Brin [GM]Watery sphere.
22:06:30:0522:06:40:09Dave [Xeros]watery sphere, not watery spheres. Oh!
22:06:32:1222:06:40:13Brin [GM]So what happens if it goes in my favor? Do I get to take things from you? Huh, you little bitches? Damn it!
22:06:40:0922:06:43:29Dave [Xeros]There you go. That’s two! Yeah.
22:06:41:1022:06:43:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I think that was almost three
22:06:43:1422:06:54:00Jesse [Foulclaw]this is nice
22:06:43:2722:06:45:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:06:44:1622:06:46:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:06:45:2922:06:52:17Dave [Xeros]it up. There you go, there you go. Cough it up! Hey congratulations.
22:06:51:2922:07:01:04Brin [GM]I’m only doing two. i i don’t when why did what i
22:06:54:1022:06:56:05Steve [Nortle]dm controls um
22:07:01:0422:07:08:28Brin [GM]decide if this happens come on what this is not a democracy
22:07:03:1622:07:05:24Dave [Xeros]Well this one’s more of a committee thing
22:07:04:2222:07:15:26Steve [Nortle]yep all right
22:07:06:1422:07:07:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:07:08:1322:07:10:02Chris [TBD]Nothing is going to get done.
22:07:08:2822:07:14:21Brin [GM]i’m the queen here all right nortle
22:07:15:2622:07:23:04Steve [Nortle]so um oops i’m gonna go ahead and just uh so he’s just sticks to me so i’m
22:07:23:0422:07:33:23Steve [Nortle]you know like try the karate chop yeah all right
22:07:25:1822:07:28:06Brin [GM]this is what you’ve been practicing on all your
22:07:28:1122:07:32:26Dave [Xeros]that’s why he broke so many boards you know in karate school
22:07:33:2322:07:38:17Steve [Nortle]so the first one is 25 to hit 10 damage
22:07:36:1622:07:37:23Brin [GM]yeah that hits
22:07:38:2322:07:47:11Brin [GM]okie doke um he is oozing poison but no blood
22:07:40:2822:07:42:09Dave [Xeros]Is the tree looking bloody?
22:07:47:2522:07:54:29Dave [Xeros]Well I mean when it’s bloodied it means it’s almost getting close to being dead. Okay
22:07:56:2022:07:59:27Steve [Nortle]um and then i’m going to take a second
22:07:59:2222:08:02:27Dave [Xeros]a little bit of like oozy discharge He’s not quite bloody
22:08:02:1522:08:04:08Chris [TBD]we to the cliff?
22:08:05:1622:08:07:12Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. No!
22:08:09:2222:08:15:23Brin [GM]that’s bad word. That’s a dirty word. That’s like gross word that you could say
22:08:10:0522:08:11:29Dave [Xeros]Oh no it’s not!
22:08:11:0722:08:12:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:08:11:1722:08:13:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:08:15:2322:08:25:18Brin [GM]gross about girls hell
22:08:16:2222:08:22:15Dave [Xeros]Okay so see you saying it now makes it bad so you need to put another coin in.
22:08:17:0222:08:19:06Jesse [Foulclaw]dm gets to decide
22:08:21:0522:08:23:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:08:23:2022:08:27:02Chris [TBD]100%. You made it weird, Daddy.
22:08:24:2122:08:25:09Dave [Xeros]100%.
22:08:28:2522:08:35:03Dave [Xeros]You made it weird. Nope, nope, nope. You made it weird extra coin in the jar
22:08:35:2422:08:47:17Steve [Nortle]say you do what you want you’re the dm i rolled a 19 and dealt five damage but i’m not going to use my um i’m i’m gonna use my uh key
22:08:47:1722:08:58:22Steve [Nortle]point to do more damage but instead i’m going touse my bonus action um to create the dodge action so that uses one of
22:08:58:2222:09:10:11Steve [Nortle]of key points um and the idea on that is it gives if i so i just chopped him a couple of times so if he targets me i will have uh he will attack at disadvantage and he’s also blind
22:09:10:1122:09:19:29Steve [Nortle]so it’d be like double disadvantage actually you know what i forgot he was fine i’m gonna keep that key point he’s blind some yeah so i Just come up and I just
22:09:11:1722:09:12:29Brin [GM]double disadvantage okay
22:09:16:1622:09:18:15Brin [GM]okay yeah so you don’t need to worry about it
22:09:21:2822:09:23:09Steve [Nortle]like kung fu chop
22:09:26:2822:09:29:01Steve [Nortle]I turn around and do the backhand thing
22:09:29:0822:09:32:15Chris [TBD]Yeah. Bacock! Chicken bagack.
22:09:33:1122:09:37:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m just watching this on the ground looking up at you
22:09:36:2622:09:38:25Steve [Nortle]did he poop you out?
22:09:37:1622:09:49:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i’ve been no you’re not concerned that i’m wearing your sister’s gauntlet on my head
22:09:39:2322:09:41:24Chris [TBD]How close are we to the cliffside?
22:09:41:1122:09:45:22Steve [Nortle]is that how owlins are born they just out of a tree
22:09:44:0522:09:56:03Brin [GM]far yeah you’re in you’re in the you’re in the center of the orchard um can we either change the song or turn it down just a little bit do you have to get up then don’t it’ll change
22:09:44:1122:09:46:08Chris [TBD]Okay. It’s not like we could…
22:09:47:2622:09:50:04Chris [TBD]We walked for a while to get here. Yeah.
22:09:49:2722:09:52:18Steve [Nortle]well now that you mentioned it
22:09:53:1622:09:54:05Chris [TBD]It is low.
22:09:56:0322:09:57:19Brin [GM]it’ll chance don’t get up
22:09:58:0022:09:59:03Chris [TBD]He just changed me.
22:09:58:1622:10:02:06Dave [Xeros]It changed. I can turn down the volume a little bit because they’ve all been
22:10:04:2022:10:04:28Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:10:13:0322:10:15:09Chris [TBD]This isn’t that powerful. Dang.
22:10:15:2222:10:21:29Brin [GM]and anyone who’s wondering what this let’s see i don’t know is it this one over yeah that’s good
22:10:20:1822:10:21:27Steve [Nortle]yeah, that is
22:10:31:0822:10:31:26Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:10:33:0222:10:35:12Chris [TBD]A beam of crackling DVD
22:10:36:2922:10:39:07Steve [Nortle]beam of crackling TBD
22:10:37:0122:10:38:14Chris [TBD]whips
22:10:40:1522:10:43:15Chris [TBD]out both of these and
22:10:45:0522:10:47:02Dave [Xeros]out
22:10:45:2122:10:47:18Chris [TBD]it begins to
22:10:48:2822:10:57:06Chris [TBD]rip out a lightning fast riff and a beam of crackling blue energy lances out toward the tree
22:10:57:0622:11:07:02Chris [TBD]and it forms a sustained arc of lightning between me and the tree like Ghostbusters
22:10:57:1222:10:58:20Brin [GM]a battle between you and I
22:11:08:2022:11:19:20Chris [TBD]you uh let’s see if this holds all right
22:11:19:2022:11:29:04Chris [TBD]here we go it’s it’s a let’s see if this holds if it hits and holds oh yeah 15 plus 9 so that’s
22:11:24:0122:11:26:16Dave [Xeros]Oh, man. That was nice.
22:11:28:1122:11:28:29Brin [GM]gosh
22:11:29:0422:11:32:10Chris [TBD]24 okay and
22:11:29:1222:11:32:06Dave [Xeros]That was a good dice ricochet you had there
22:11:32:1022:11:42:02Chris [TBD]that’ll be 2d12 which let’s see here because
22:11:35:0722:11:35:23Steve [Nortle]yeah
22:11:36:0422:11:41:11Brin [GM]what in the damage why isn’t basil’s damage going up
22:11:36:2722:11:48:17Steve [Nortle]chonky as wizards get more They’re pretty crap at the beginning, but as they get higher in level, they start becoming
22:11:40:2722:11:43:22Dave [Xeros]because he’s a wizard. He gets…
22:11:47:1822:11:53:20Brin [GM]like crazy damage so and then what fighters just get tougher is that how that works
22:11:48:1722:11:49:17Steve [Nortle]really crazy.
22:11:48:2522:11:51:07Dave [Xeros]8 to 10, they start doing crazy
22:11:52:0622:11:55:29Steve [Nortle]At this point, you’ll get more attacks because
22:11:53:1222:11:53:17Chris [TBD]get
22:11:56:0222:11:58:23Dave [Xeros]By the time you’re at it, you probably have 2 or maybe even 3.
22:11:56:2922:12:03:02Steve [Nortle]when… You’ll probably have three attacks where you can just and monks are similar in that.
22:12:00:2522:12:01:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
22:12:03:1422:12:13:08Chris [TBD]I hate dice that would be 10 points of damage now um if i sustain this okay
22:12:13:0522:12:14:27Brin [GM]it’s starting to bleed a little bit more
22:12:13:0822:12:17:07Chris [TBD]so the spell ends if you use your action to
22:12:16:1122:12:17:17Steve [Nortle]Oh, it’s a sustain?
22:12:21:2222:12:23:23Brin [GM]doing the little whammy pedal
22:12:22:1722:12:23:16Steve [Nortle]The whammy bar
22:12:25:0422:12:27:29Steve [Nortle]makes the lightning ungulate.
22:12:27:1222:12:33:08Chris [TBD]so i i if i hold this action you remain
22:12:27:1722:12:28:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:12:31:1922:12:32:12Brin [GM]uh-huh
22:12:34:0222:12:44:12Chris [TBD]snared by this lightning arc and every turn you’re going to take an additional 2d12 damage unless you interrupt
22:12:44:1222:12:55:18Chris [TBD]the action. The spell ends if you use your action to do anything else, which I haven’t. Spell also ends if the target is ever outside the spell’s range
22:12:45:1722:12:47:06Brin [GM]okay all right
22:12:47:1922:12:48:05Jesse [Foulclaw]nice
22:12:55:1822:13:04:29Chris [TBD]so the range is 30 feet well actually it’s 60 because I’m a spell sniper so you can’t get away from it at least walking alright
22:13:03:0522:13:03:22Brin [GM]okay
22:13:05:2322:13:08:14Brin [GM]alright Eros you’re up
22:13:09:1622:13:16:20Dave [Xeros]um i am going to how far i’m 30 feet how far am I away from the
22:13:17:0622:13:24:15Brin [GM]I would say you’re about 55 feet because he’s 45 feet from the trees and you’re behind this tree which is probably the base of it has got to be
22:13:25:2722:13:33:21Dave [Xeros]45 so if I get I can get within 15 feet of him correct okay my movement’s 30
22:13:29:1622:13:30:19Chris [TBD]If You Dash
22:13:34:1422:13:41:11Brin [GM]55 so there’s 25 between you and the blight tree
22:13:35:2622:13:38:24Dave [Xeros]So, 25 feet there.
22:13:39:2922:13:40:22Dave [Xeros]All right.
22:13:46:0022:13:49:02Dave [Xeros]I am going to channel divinity
22:13:50:0822:13:58:23Dave [Xeros]and I am gonna use radiance of the dawn so I’m going to present my holy symbol
22:14:00:0822:14:04:10Chris [TBD]Nah wait hold on let him describe it first Hold on
22:14:02:2822:14:04:12Dave [Xeros]Okay, so
22:14:05:1222:14:08:29Chris [TBD]Oh, don’t put one in yet. Or don’t take one out yet.
22:14:06:1422:14:22:12Jesse [Foulclaw]wafers
22:14:08:1922:14:14:28Dave [Xeros]I reach deep into my pants and I pull out
22:14:10:1522:14:11:29Chris [TBD]Gosh dang it! It’s already lost.
22:14:14:2022:14:19:28Brin [GM]just because he’s more subtle i don’t understand why am i getting in trouble
22:14:17:2322:14:18:24Dave [Xeros]what?
22:14:19:2622:14:29:04Dave [Xeros]You’re I reach deep into my pants and
22:14:24:1222:14:30:00Steve [Nortle]Look at your coins the third time, he says.
22:14:29:0422:14:39:29Dave [Xeros]I pull out one of the little crackers that we got from our wafers. And I’m like, yeah this will work.
22:14:36:1122:14:36:24Steve [Nortle]The wafers?
22:14:36:1622:14:37:12Chris [TBD]The wapers.
22:14:40:2022:14:51:25Dave [Xeros]And I hold it up in the air and Radiance of the Dawn triggers as an action. I can use Channel Divinity to present your holy symbol and dispel any magical darkness within 30 feet so anything that’s dark goes away.
22:14:51:2522:14:59:26Dave [Xeros]Additionally, each hostile creature within 30 feet that doesn’t have total cover must make a con-saving throw of DC 12 or higher.
22:15:00:2322:15:07:02Brin [GM]right on oh this tree blight has a plus five to con saving throws
22:15:01:2622:15:02:28Chris [TBD]does it do to them if they fail?
22:15:13:0322:15:14:24Dave [Xeros]No, I’m more worried about the dice.
22:15:16:2922:15:22:29Dave [Xeros]Okay, so you’re going to take 2d10 radiant damage.
22:15:23:2922:15:26:14Dave [Xeros]So I’m gonna roll those real quick.
22:15:31:2122:15:38:23Dave [Xeros]So that’s a 9 and a 7, so 16 plus two, so 18 points of damage
22:15:35:1022:15:35:22Chris [TBD]16.
22:15:41:2722:15:49:18Dave [Xeros]and then I am going to bonus action.
22:15:50:0922:15:50:23Chris [TBD]Bloodied.
22:15:51:1322:15:59:09Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna bonus action, harness divine power. I can expend the use of my channel divinity to fuel your spells as a bonus action
22:15:59:0922:16:11:00Dave [Xeros]that you can regain one of my spell slots up to level two so all of the spells
22:16:04:2622:16:05:09Chris [TBD]Nice.
22:16:11:0022:16:14:05Dave [Xeros]that I used to heal the trees is I get one back. Yep,
22:16:13:2422:16:15:13Steve [Nortle]So we can save one more tree.
22:16:15:1722:16:17:15Dave [Xeros]I can save…
22:16:16:1222:16:20:13Chris [TBD]I can save one as well with my drink. I’ll just pour right on the tree because
22:16:20:1422:16:23:29Dave [Xeros]I know if we want to save the black tree and I think we don’t want to save the purple tree
22:16:23:1322:16:26:00Chris [TBD]It ends one disease or poison.
22:16:25:2922:16:26:14Dave [Xeros]yep
22:16:26:1422:16:27:12Steve [Nortle]Oh, okay. Wow!
22:16:27:2822:16:28:28Chris [TBD]Pour it right on me.
22:16:31:0822:16:32:07Dave [Xeros]okay
22:16:32:0822:16:33:29Steve [Nortle]Begone foul spirits!
22:16:33:2222:16:35:24Jesse [Foulclaw]a holy water
22:16:35:2122:16:36:11Dave [Xeros]I’m done
22:16:36:1622:16:39:11Chris [TBD]I’ll let Falclaw do it, more appropriate.
22:16:38:0222:16:44:13Brin [GM]All right. It’s the tree blight’s turn. He’s blinded.
22:16:38:1722:16:39:02Dave [Xeros]yep
22:16:44:0822:16:45:08Steve [Nortle]He’s blinded.
22:16:44:1422:16:44:28Dave [Xeros]yep
22:16:47:2022:16:58:23Steve [Nortle]So you have disadvantage on an attack the only one of us who is actually engaged with him is me because he’s in well you are too because you attacked him so we two would
22:16:55:1722:16:57:19Brin [GM]are yes you’re right there
22:16:58:2322:17:01:20Steve [Nortle]have attacks of opportunity if he tried to move away
22:17:01:1022:17:01:23Dave [Xeros]to move
22:17:01:1422:17:06:11Chris [TBD]And I currently have a sustained electrical arc connecting me to him.
22:17:04:1122:17:06:12Steve [Nortle]it would make
22:17:06:2522:17:11:24Brin [GM]so do i need to roll that before i do anything the damage that i’m taking from your art
22:17:12:2122:17:16:09Chris [TBD]Let’s see, spell ends if you use your… Is it at my turn or your turn?
22:17:17:1222:17:22:29Chris [TBD]Each of my turns. So when it’s my turn then it will happen.
22:17:21:0622:17:25:22Steve [Nortle]your energy comes from again okay I
22:17:26:0622:17:31:11Chris [TBD]It’s basically like I don’t have to recast the spell. I can just do it again if I haven’t sustained,
22:17:32:0322:17:41:29Steve [Nortle]um so you could roll a d4 1, 2, 3, 4 and then it just swings at whichever one
22:17:42:2022:17:48:19Steve [Nortle]uh or because like the creature itself wouldn’t know really i think what’s going on
22:17:42:2422:17:45:01Chris [TBD]whatever you want. Who do you want to attack?
22:17:43:2122:17:46:04Brin [GM]i i was gonna use
22:17:48:0722:17:49:28Dave [Xeros]unless it has tremor sense
22:17:48:1122:17:58:27Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well, if you’re going to do it that way, I say she doesn’t get disadvantaged then on the attack. It’s just a random person. She gets to attack and then disadvantage is gone.
22:17:58:1022:18:06:08Steve [Nortle]well this being blinded uh usually
22:17:59:1822:18:01:05Dave [Xeros]disadvantage is from being blinded
22:18:01:1822:18:06:22Chris [TBD]Yeah, but I’m saying if she’s going to be able to do the random role up
22:18:06:1122:18:17:04Brin [GM]what I’m going to do. Okay? I have this grasping root, okay? It has six roots total that I can send through the ground so I’m gonna just sand them in random directions and
22:18:17:0422:18:27:27Brin [GM]I’ll have each of you make a strength saving throw. Okay but I’m gonna lower this because it’s blinded. The strength saving throw is going to be a 12 instead of a 17. Okay?
22:18:21:1322:18:29:22Steve [Nortle]i am supposed to actually do minus two
22:18:29:2222:18:34:12Steve [Nortle]on my next strength and i completely forgot that forever ago so i will use that now
22:18:36:1322:18:38:07Brin [GM]was for one of your tarot cards huh?
22:18:39:2122:18:40:23Chris [TBD]my tarot card i don’t
22:18:41:1422:18:42:17Jesse [Foulclaw]did you get me
22:18:41:1622:18:48:20Brin [GM]Yours was yours was to strength too it was it was
22:18:50:0822:19:01:09Chris [TBD]yeah please because i can’t i didn’t write it down i thought i did but here
22:18:53:0122:18:58:19Brin [GM]you had a 12
22:18:53:0222:18:55:15Dave [Xeros]are we doing a string saving throw here
22:18:54:1922:18:55:25Jesse [Foulclaw]what do we have to beat
22:18:57:1522:18:59:26Steve [Nortle]one we just have to beat one that’s all
22:18:59:2122:19:02:08Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s an improvement I should be rewarded
22:19:01:0922:19:06:29Chris [TBD]is right here i have it written down negative two to the next strength roll so what do we got
22:19:06:2922:19:14:20Chris [TBD]to beat crap oh i mean that’s two minus two i
22:19:07:0722:19:08:18Brin [GM]um, 12
22:19:13:1922:19:15:15Dave [Xeros]yeah that’s just zero
22:19:16:0622:19:16:29Steve [Nortle]guys are twitters
22:19:16:2322:19:23:17Jesse [Foulclaw]no, no,no I got a two you got zero we are not twins
22:19:20:1422:19:22:03Brin [GM]zero
22:19:21:2322:19:26:06Chris [TBD]get a zero yeah i got zero yeah yeah let’s
22:19:22:1022:19:29:09Dave [Xeros]i rolled a 19 but my strength’s negative one so i got an 18.
22:19:23:2822:19:24:13Steve [Nortle]oh
22:19:27:0822:19:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh it wasn’t a one
22:19:29:2122:19:34:24Steve [Nortle]mine is a 19 and even with minus 2 my strength is plus 1 so I got a dirty 20
22:19:34:2122:19:37:26Brin [GM]wow alright so you guys are good
22:19:36:2722:19:38:12Steve [Nortle]the vine came up to me
22:19:40:1122:19:47:01Brin [GM]but you two You are grasped. You are grappled, okay?
22:19:49:1122:19:57:24Brin [GM]And you take 13 bludgeoning damage when this thing hits you, okay.
22:19:55:1922:20:06:29Chris [TBD]us darn all right now you you guys tell me what you think or dm
22:19:56:0622:19:57:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
22:19:58:0622:20:02:17Brin [GM]These are real strong roots.
22:20:06:2922:20:18:04Chris [TBD]it says the spell ends if you use your action meaning TBD’s action to do anything else the spell also ends if
22:20:18:0422:20:25:27Chris [TBD]a target is ever outside of the spells range or has total coverage from you. So does this break my concentration on the spell being picked up?
22:20:25:1922:20:31:29Brin [GM]This thing, I mean, grapple. It’s wrapped around you, right? you wouldn’t be able to hold
22:20:28:1922:20:31:27Steve [Nortle]of spell is it? Is that an evocation spell?
22:20:31:1422:20:40:08Dave [Xeros]If you’re hit at all, you lose concentration. Yeah no matter what like if you get attacked and receive damage yeah oh
22:20:33:2622:20:37:22Chris [TBD]So it’s concentration, so I’m done. Okay. So the arc
22:20:39:1522:20:43:26Chris [TBD]terminates It’s no longer there Boomer
22:20:43:1722:20:46:23Brin [GM]guys are pulled 10 feet towards
22:20:47:2922:20:51:11Brin [GM]the blight but Foul Claw is already so close
22:20:50:2722:20:55:05Chris [TBD]damage? 16 13 damage
22:20:51:1222:20:52:12Jesse [Foulclaw]right under it
22:20:52:2622:20:54:19Brin [GM]it’s 13 damage
22:20:56:1822:20:59:21Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s our turn do we have an opportunity to try and escape basically
22:20:59:0522:21:03:04Brin [GM]yeah, you make another saving throw
22:21:04:2322:21:15:02Brin [GM]and it’s lower this time and because he’s blinded I’ll let it be 11 instead of 12 because this one is 1 less than. It’s supposed to be
22:21:15:0222:21:19:07Brin [GM]17 when you check it, it’s 16 so I’ll go
22:21:18:0722:21:21:21Jesse [Foulclaw]can we lower it to a three for me is that possible
22:21:21:2322:21:22:09Dave [Xeros]its an 11
22:21:25:1722:21:28:07Brin [GM]because your roll sucks so much that doesn’t change anything
22:21:29:1422:21:30:13Jesse [Foulclaw]what happened
22:21:31:0322:21:33:16Dave [Xeros]It’s your turn though right? The tree blight is done
22:21:33:1722:21:43:02Brin [GM]the tree blight is done now it is your turn yep so you make your saving throw of 11 you’re trying to beat a strength save
22:21:36:1322:21:45:17Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s back to me okay i
22:21:45:1722:21:53:11Jesse [Foulclaw]can do this yes i can use you can do a 20
22:21:46:0422:21:47:29Dave [Xeros]You can I believe in you
22:21:55:2722:21:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:21:59:0622:22:09:23Jesse [Foulclaw]break out of those things i’m gonna i want to use the gauntlets again it’s my turn right i’m okay i’m breaking out of this thing he pulled me right underneath his feet
22:22:09:2322:22:18:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I want to try and, like, rocket launch right into the acorns of the Blythe maybe.
22:22:17:2122:22:19:18Dave [Xeros]Bravo Bravo
22:22:19:2122:22:20:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Yay!
22:22:21:1522:22:22:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just going to try it.
22:22:23:0622:22:32:20Brin [GM]fortune oh my goodness that doesn’t want you to have that all
22:22:23:2722:22:29:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah, hit that twigging acorns.
22:22:24:1822:22:28:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, that was incredible. That was incredible though.
22:22:31:0522:22:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s right.
22:22:32:2022:22:35:19Brin [GM]right fantastic yep make your
22:22:34:2622:22:36:09Dave [Xeros]He just rolled a 20.
22:22:37:0322:22:40:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I did. Me. I did it. It was me.
22:22:37:0922:22:39:04Steve [Nortle]You’re welcome, you are welcome.
22:22:38:2222:22:42:18Dave [Xeros]I think maybe it is. Maybe Steve is the…
22:22:41:2622:22:43:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah. Seriously.
22:22:42:1622:22:43:23Steve [Nortle]I am the Hex.
22:22:47:2322:22:59:06Jesse [Foulclaw]so uh if i um if i try it if i use like the wall of force one does that what kind of damage can i deal damage with that is it act as damaged
22:22:58:1622:23:02:27Dave [Xeros]It just pushes him 10 feet away basically.
22:22:59:1122:23:10:24Brin [GM]push him on top of it yeah if you’re doing it upward he would go 10 feet in the air and come back down on topofit unless you took it away
22:23:10:0222:23:36:08Jesse [Foulclaw]okay we’re up in my hickory uh um
22:23:10:2422:23:13:00Dave [Xeros]Call this one the hickory nut punch.
22:23:17:0122:23:17:29Steve [Nortle]Is it made out of Hickory?
22:23:17:2122:23:19:15Brin [GM]the plate of acorns
22:23:19:1122:23:21:02Steve [Nortle]I thought it was Mahogany!
22:23:20:0122:23:21:00Chris [TBD]kind of wood is this?
22:23:22:1122:23:28:02Dave [Xeros]Mahogany’s actually just a dark wood. It’s not an actual wood type.
22:23:28:0022:23:30:02Steve [Nortle]I was just quoting Kronk.
22:23:30:2022:23:34:03Dave [Xeros]Yes. Okay. Okay, solid.
22:23:33:1722:23:34:07Steve [Nortle]You knew that.
22:23:36:0822:23:45:19Jesse [Foulclaw]okay can i do this tell me if i can this so i have mage hand can magehand wear one of the gauntlets okay
22:23:39:1822:23:40:03Brin [GM]absolutely
22:23:45:1922:23:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]what i would like to do
22:23:50:0122:23:59:16Chris [TBD]That’s a cool thought to break free I want free
22:23:51:2122:23:54:24Steve [Nortle]What did you roll a 20 for? Just an attack?
22:23:57:2922:24:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw]want to uh like pin this thing against the ground so i want to use a mage hen to come from above with the like a like just the wall
22:24:08:0322:24:14:10Jesse [Foulclaw]and like pin it because it’s not big enough for the dome the dome won’t cover all of it right so we just set the wall and like hold it there basically
22:24:15:0322:24:24:14Brin [GM]could pin it down to ground for sure okay um I am gonna have you roll though to see if you can make it topple over cuz that’s going
22:24:16:0922:24:18:21Jesse [Foulclaw]okay that’s what I want to do with my first action
22:24:24:1422:24:31:00Brin [GM]to be some require some serious strength to push it did not get prone because it’s it’s huge
22:24:27:0822:24:38:15Dave [Xeros]Knock it prone, 2
22:24:29:2522:24:30:08Jesse [Foulclaw]do I have to beat?
22:24:31:0022:24:38:08Brin [GM]um i would say um what’s what is your strength?
22:24:31:1722:24:32:05Jesse [Foulclaw]a 2
22:24:35:0422:24:36:18Steve [Nortle]Don’t hex yourself.
22:24:36:1122:24:37:07Jesse [Foulclaw]two and a half
22:24:39:1422:24:40:03Steve [Nortle]Zero.
22:24:39:2422:24:40:17Jesse [Foulclaw]what is what
22:24:43:1422:24:46:26Jesse [Foulclaw]my strength I think is 10 yeah
22:24:48:0122:24:49:00Jesse [Foulclaw]my strength is 10
22:24:49:1322:24:51:22Dave [Xeros]it what plus do you have to zero?
22:24:50:2422:24:51:07Jesse [Foulclaw]0
22:24:53:1722:24:54:12Brin [GM]gonna have you
22:24:56:0622:24:59:10Jesse [Foulclaw]this is mage hand and I’m a sorcerer
22:24:59:0922:25:14:09Brin [GM]You have to roll a 10 all right
22:25:00:2422:25:01:06Jesse [Foulclaw]10
22:25:02:1022:25:03:05Jesse [Foulclaw]oh frick
22:25:03:2922:25:05:06Dave [Xeros]have be balanced my friend.
22:25:05:1522:25:08:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Come on, Mage Hand. You can do this. I can do it. I can use this.
22:25:10:0522:25:10:29Jesse [Foulclaw]A 19!
22:25:10:2922:25:14:14Dave [Xeros]Oh look at that!
22:25:12:2922:25:13:11Chris [TBD]close
22:25:13:1122:25:13:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Kataa!
22:25:14:0922:25:22:08Brin [GM]so his footing is pretty unstable because he’s blinded. So, he stumbles and falls prone.
22:25:15:0022:25:15:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet.
22:25:22:0822:25:29:10Brin [GM]And you pin this tree light underneath the wall
22:25:22:2322:25:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay?
22:25:29:1622:25:30:21Chris [TBD]nice
22:25:30:0322:25:41:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Sick. Okay, and then while he’s underneath the Wall of Force The Mage Hand is above Fowl Claw He’s about When this thing’s laying down Fowlt Claw is about the same height
22:25:41:2422:25:52:28Jesse [Foulclaw]As This thing when it’s prone So you can perfectly see underneath the shield And And I’m going to try and cast my Sorceress Burst again on this guy as
22:25:52:2322:25:55:27Chris [TBD]please here we go come on
22:25:52:2822:25:59:12Jesse [Foulclaw]my action. Okay, oh, my heavens.
22:25:53:0522:25:54:08Dave [Xeros]Right in the acorns.
22:25:58:2122:26:01:09Chris [TBD]From this angle, it looks like a one.
22:26:01:1722:26:02:26Dave [Xeros]It looks like a three.
22:26:04:2122:26:05:00Steve [Nortle]Seven?
22:26:05:0422:26:05:19Chris [TBD]Seven.
22:26:07:0622:26:09:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Does anybody have an advantage they want to share it again?
22:26:09:2322:26:12:14Dave [Xeros]Well, it’s at disadvantage now but
22:26:09:2922:26:10:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:26:13:2022:26:15:07Jesse [Foulclaw]But that doesn’t…
22:26:14:2622:26:17:02Steve [Nortle]something is prone you get advantage against it.
22:26:16:2622:26:17:19Dave [Xeros]that’s true.
22:26:19:0222:26:23:28Dave [Xeros]You do? Yeah. You have to roll at disadvantage when you’re prone and we get advantage on attacks.
22:26:24:0322:26:26:01Chris [TBD]But what if I’m grappled?
22:26:29:0922:26:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Steve, write it down really quick and show it to Brynn.
22:26:31:0322:26:33:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:26:31:1222:26:33:00Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:26:32:0122:26:33:00Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:26:32:1122:26:33:00Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:26:35:1222:26:37:01Brin [GM]do i need to give you a coin for that
22:26:37:2222:26:38:26Chris [TBD]Dang it!
22:26:41:2922:26:42:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh no!
22:26:45:0522:26:47:16Chris [TBD]Apparently swear jars work really well in your home.
22:26:48:2622:26:53:04Brin [GM]used one so i wouldn’t know because my husband
22:26:51:2922:26:54:02Dave [Xeros]just started with the P word
22:26:53:0422:27:04:08Brin [GM]lets me say whatever i want he loves me for who i am okay and but right on this table I’m surrounded by a bunch of douchebags
22:26:55:0822:27:04:16Chris [TBD]No one said you couldn’t say it. There’s just consequences for your actions.
22:26:56:2622:26:57:14Steve [Nortle]Let’s you
22:27:06:0222:27:08:11Brin [GM]who don’t appreciate
22:27:06:0522:27:06:10Jesse [Foulclaw]claw
22:27:06:0922:27:07:09Dave [Xeros]in Falclaw
22:27:06:1422:27:07:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:27:08:0222:27:09:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:27:10:1122:27:18:16Chris [TBD]Are you kidding me?! You are on opposite ends of the spectrum tonight, man. High or low? That’s a nat one!
22:27:10:1422:27:20:25Brin [GM]this is not
22:27:15:1222:27:16:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:27:17:0922:27:25:10Dave [Xeros]that’s a nat one dude you are your dice are straight up bipolar
22:27:17:1922:27:18:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:27:22:2922:27:23:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i try
22:27:26:0422:27:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw]to cast sorceress burst to burn this thing and it comes out as like a little fizzle sparkler just like
22:27:33:2922:27:39:11Dave [Xeros]what’s the wild magic though he has to roll my wild magic
22:27:35:1022:27:36:28Steve [Nortle]like Jubilee.
22:27:36:2222:27:42:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i have to roll wild magic yeah and it’s a one so guess what we’re gonna get again oh an 18
22:27:43:0722:27:44:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:27:45:0822:27:51:10Steve [Nortle]You are a very small owl right now. You are real-life owl size.
22:27:47:1822:27:53:24Dave [Xeros]yeah you’re like in the quantum realm almost
22:27:54:2022:28:01:14Brin [GM]goodness I have tears in my eyes I’ve never seen such a thing in all my life
22:27:56:2322:27:58:05Chris [TBD]This is unbelievable.
22:27:58:0722:27:59:08Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh
22:27:59:1222:28:14:05Dave [Xeros]so many not ones this session um wild
22:28:03:0222:28:04:06Chris [TBD]And Nat 20s
22:28:04:0922:28:05:14Jesse [Foulclaw]but he is prone
22:28:05:0122:28:11:20Steve [Nortle]We’re currently at 7 nat 1s and 5 nat 20s.
22:28:06:0722:28:09:03Chris [TBD]Is prone Way to go
22:28:06:2922:28:16:17Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re welcome um so you just see the gauntlet i just did yeah
22:28:07:0522:28:12:29Brin [GM]and did you, and Mage Hand is holding oh my goodness
22:28:14:0522:28:25:23Dave [Xeros]magic right oh but with wild magic don’t you have to roll on the table, to find out what happens?
22:28:15:2522:28:17:21Steve [Nortle]Yeah, he’s fine.
22:28:15:2722:28:22:12Brin [GM]Mage Hand is holding the wall of force in place for him so unless it requires concentration
22:28:26:1022:28:28:24Jesse [Foulclaw]roll a one then we roll the table
22:28:26:1722:28:30:09Dave [Xeros]Oh if you roll another one. All right.
22:28:30:1522:28:40:06Brin [GM]All right. Hoke -a -doke, Nortle? No. Yes, Nortal. What would you like to do?
22:28:30:2522:28:32:16Chris [TBD]We’re looking forward to that
22:28:38:2022:28:49:24Steve [Nortle]um so i was chopping it and then i take a step back to kind of like to like you know reorient myself and suddenly i hear this loud
22:28:48:0022:28:48:15Chris [TBD]Broccoli
22:28:51:0722:28:57:05Steve [Nortle]and it’s just like groaning underneath this invisible wall when i look over at the foul
22:28:56:1322:29:00:28Dave [Xeros]Oh hey Falclaw there’s Falclaws he’s right there
22:28:57:0522:29:08:29Steve [Nortle]claw oh right how are you doing little guy oh sorry so i i’m gonna
22:28:58:1722:28:59:06Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
22:29:03:1122:29:04:28Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t talk to me, I’m concentrating
22:29:05:2122:29:07:01Dave [Xeros]He’s like gerbil size
22:29:06:0422:29:07:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:29:10:0622:29:13:05Dave [Xeros]You’re like at this size What I could do is
22:29:13:2622:29:22:24Steve [Nortle]I’m smaller too because I did get a nat 1. So I’m a little bit smaller but I don’t know can you just reach in there and start punching him?
22:29:14:0522:29:15:04Dave [Xeros]I’m a gerbil
22:29:22:2322:29:23:17Dave [Xeros]oh yeah totally
22:29:23:0722:29:31:11Brin [GM]right, yeah, I mean this thing is huge so I think it’s safe to say that you could fit underneath the wall of force and…
22:29:25:2022:29:27:03Steve [Nortle]Can I have a d20?
22:29:27:2422:29:29:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, use this one.
22:29:31:0222:29:34:15Steve [Nortle]Alright so I’m just going to unleash my
22:29:36:0322:29:42:20Steve [Nortle]let’s see two attacks. I’m not going to use the key point for this but I’m at advantage because he’s prone
22:29:44:2922:29:55:29Steve [Nortle]well That die does suck. So my 12, does 12 hit? Okay, so I can’t quite reach him, so
22:29:52:0422:29:53:14Brin [GM]does not
22:29:55:2922:29:57:29Steve [Nortle]I adjust and try again.
22:30:01:2722:30:05:17Jesse [Foulclaw]He should have used the tower. Should have used the tower now.
22:30:02:1722:30:08:04Steve [Nortle]It’s contagious. It’s the… it’s contagious 10, so I can’T reach him!
22:30:10:2022:30:11:29Steve [Nortle]Somebody get me a stick!
22:30:12:1222:30:13:29Brin [GM]quite tell where the wall of force is
22:30:14:2322:30:17:06Steve [Nortle]I hit my little turtle head against the wall
22:30:17:1122:30:23:10Brin [GM]your forehead on it, you’re disoriented and a swing and a miss twice
22:30:18:0822:30:19:12Steve [Nortle]Ah, of course it is!
22:30:23:1322:30:26:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah Yeah, I feel embarrassed.
22:30:24:2422:30:31:22Brin [GM]alright TBD you’re up next you are still grappled you have to make a strength saving throw of 11
22:30:25:2422:30:27:07Chris [TBD]Am I still grappled?
22:30:29:0422:30:30:11Dave [Xeros]You gotta break free
22:30:31:2222:30:33:22Dave [Xeros]You’ve got to break free.
22:30:32:1122:30:43:21Chris [TBD]I’m not going to break free yet. I would like to know what you think if I did something called shocking grasp so lightning springs forth from me
22:30:44:2222:30:55:29Chris [TBD]to a creature that you try to touch, but since I’m already grappled and touching, I just want to cast it. Lightning Loin… No, this is called Shocking
22:30:51:0722:30:53:01Dave [Xeros]Can you just call it lightning loins?
22:30:55:2922:31:04:28Chris [TBD]Grasp. You would have to make a… I would have to attack to see if it
22:30:56:2022:30:58:02Dave [Xeros]Okay, oh yep, all right.
22:30:57:2122:30:59:13Brin [GM]does it require like
22:31:06:1422:31:08:20Brin [GM]electric shock just emits from you
22:31:09:2822:31:11:17Chris [TBD]So lightning springs forth
22:31:13:0722:31:21:17Chris [TBD]from you to a character that you tried to touch like I put my hand on it make a melee spell attack against the target, so I would roll to see if it hits.
22:31:22:1622:31:22:29Brin [GM]Okay.
22:31:24:2822:31:31:15Chris [TBD]But I’m letting you decide if that’s something I can do because I might touch it or do you want me to
22:31:28:1222:31:29:28Brin [GM]No, I’ll let you do that. That’s fine.
22:31:31:1122:31:34:25Brin [GM]It’s wrapped around you and you’ve got magic so…
22:31:33:2622:31:37:23Chris [TBD]or would you rather I try to break free and then cast the thing?
22:31:39:0722:31:42:25Brin [GM]Um no, you can cast it.
22:31:42:2922:31:54:15Chris [TBD]Alright cool but we’ll see if it even hits so I get a plus 9 to this. It’s a cantrip. Oh yeah man I am rolling So good tonight.
22:31:46:1422:31:48:06Brin [GM]Oh well my
22:31:49:2222:31:50:12Brin [GM]Unless you
22:31:51:1122:31:57:17Dave [Xeros]dang dude so good that is that blue Yeah, that’s great.
22:31:55:1422:31:56:11Chris [TBD]That’s a 28.
22:31:58:0622:31:59:15Brin [GM]So yeah, that doesn’t hit
22:31:59:2322:32:00:26Chris [TBD]28 doesn’t hit?
22:32:01:2722:32:04:23Chris [TBD]It’s like, how did I hit all the other times? Okay.
22:32:02:0322:32:02:25Brin [GM]Just kidding
22:32:05:2722:32:07:09Dave [Xeros]It’s prone. It’s 30.
22:32:07:0422:32:10:00Chris [TBD]This is 2d8 damage.
22:32:11:1722:32:12:21Chris [TBD]8s here.
22:32:11:1822:32:12:01Brin [GM]2d8
22:32:12:2022:32:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw]What is his AC?
22:32:16:0322:32:16:16Brin [GM]15
22:32:17:1822:32:17:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
22:32:20:0522:32:20:29Chris [TBD]Excellent.
22:32:20:1722:32:21:01Brin [GM]What?
22:32:22:0222:32:23:00Brin [GM]What did you have?
22:32:23:0622:32:34:23Jesse [Foulclaw]So on Sorcerer’s Burst I have a plus 7 to hit. I rolled a 7 and I forgot to add the plus seven. But then I could also, I have a reaction that I could potentially use to alter
22:32:29:0122:32:29:21Brin [GM]Oh no
22:32:34:2322:32:36:18Jesse [Foulclaw]that score.
22:32:35:0322:32:38:28Brin [GM]So do we need to retcon this Or is that not a thing that you do
22:32:38:0622:32:38:11Chris [TBD]you.
22:32:39:2522:32:44:00Steve [Nortle]Usually if it’s this far into a round I usually just…
22:32:40:1822:32:49:11Brin [GM]it’s my discretion unfortunately you um half your size has halved your brain cells
22:32:44:0722:32:45:21Dave [Xeros]Just use it next time.
22:32:44:0922:32:45:07Chris [TBD]Oops! You forgot.
22:32:45:1722:32:46:25Steve [Nortle]Yep, sorry you forgot.
22:32:51:0422:32:51:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Makes sense?
22:32:51:0622:32:54:03Brin [GM]and you’re gonna have to you’re going to have to just
22:32:53:0422:32:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep.
22:32:54:1222:32:56:22Dave [Xeros]You forgot half the Book of Idiots actually
22:32:58:2122:33:04:18Brin [GM]next time though this is probably going to kill him so you don’t need to worry about it really
22:32:58:2422:33:09:04Chris [TBD]Okay. This is what I’m hoping happens. uh it’s eight
22:33:00:0122:33:01:26Steve [Nortle]In the brosaya chapters.
22:33:04:2322:33:06:09Dave [Xeros]and second Brosiah
22:33:06:2322:33:07:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:33:09:0422:33:15:13Chris [TBD]points of lightning damage but i’m hoping that the shocking allows me to also
22:33:10:2322:33:11:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Rosé.
22:33:15:1322:33:27:10Chris [TBD]break free happy to roll for so basically what i’m proposing is that instead of having
22:33:16:0922:33:19:25Dave [Xeros]I’m going to have to write that now The Book of Brosiah
22:33:18:1222:33:25:03Brin [GM]yes you do i will i will make it lower a saving rope let’s do eight
22:33:27:1022:33:32:08Chris [TBD]to use my action to break free i was able to use by action to cast a spell that not only
22:33:32:0822:33:42:18Chris [TBD]damaged the monster but also allows me possibly break free if i beat this the role and then what do you want? What is the save on it?
22:33:39:1122:33:44:11Brin [GM]fine what’s the damage okay
22:33:43:1022:33:48:02Chris [TBD]The damage is only 8. It’s more like, it doesn’t like holding onto me at this point.
22:33:47:1222:33:48:22Brin [GM]yes
22:33:49:0222:33:49:23Steve [Nortle]it an owie
22:33:51:1922:33:52:05Dave [Xeros]Shocking
22:33:52:2722:33:59:04Brin [GM]I want you to roll a strength saving throw 8
22:33:59:0422:34:03:27Chris [TBD]Okay. And I only had to do that negative 2 on the 1 so I’m done with that.
22:34:07:1122:34:09:20Chris [TBD]12! No modifiers for me.
22:34:09:0322:34:10:11Brin [GM]are officially free
22:34:13:0922:34:13:23Chris [TBD]This
22:34:14:1922:34:16:24Steve [Nortle]it’s actually balsa wood
22:34:19:0122:34:21:14Steve [Nortle]but TBD feels amazing
22:34:19:0922:34:24:27Dave [Xeros]yep yep it’s uh vanity muscles and vanity wood so
22:34:21:0522:34:22:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:34:25:0122:34:26:11Chris [TBD]is awesome!
22:34:28:0822:34:29:19Brin [GM]like sandalwood
22:34:29:1722:34:37:03Dave [Xeros]hey he cast lightning loins guys is he
22:34:31:2422:34:42:17Brin [GM]lightning loins that’s messed up all right eros you are up next still blinded still under the
22:34:34:1022:34:35:19Chris [TBD]Uh yeah.
22:34:37:0322:34:44:17Dave [Xeros]out all right um i am going to traveling i’m traveling
22:34:44:1722:34:53:04Dave [Xeros]the extra distance to get up to him and i’m just going to reach in and i’re gonna grab his acorns
22:34:53:0422:34:54:02Chris [TBD]Wait, wait, wait.
22:34:53:0422:35:00:26Dave [Xeros]Yes, he is shocked. I am going to…
22:34:54:2322:34:55:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Shocking grasp.
22:34:56:1922:34:57:21Chris [TBD]Well whatever I’m good.
22:35:02:0522:35:09:15Brin [GM]hail do i am taking what you are
22:35:05:0522:35:09:23Dave [Xeros]No! This is not no. This has…
22:35:06:0422:35:07:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:35:10:0522:35:12:29Chris [TBD]It’s a tree there are acorns on trees
22:35:11:2422:35:13:11Dave [Xeros]There are acornes!
22:35:13:2322:35:18:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I thought he was casting a spell I thought it was the name of the
22:35:15:0122:35:16:18Dave [Xeros]I am casting a spell.
22:35:18:1822:35:20:02Dave [Xeros]The Grasping Acorns.
22:35:19:0722:35:20:20Brin [GM]shocking grasp
22:35:21:1022:35:25:03Dave [Xeros]It’s right here it says Graspsing Acorns its in my spell list
22:35:24:0622:35:24:19Chris [TBD]doing it too?
22:35:26:0422:35:32:15Dave [Xeros]Im kidding No I’m grabbing his acorns and I’m casting Burning Hands at level three
22:35:26:1522:35:30:26Brin [GM]I was like, you’re a liar. You’re typing it in.
22:35:31:1422:35:34:11Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh
22:35:35:0722:35:35:18Dave [Xeros]so
22:35:35:1922:35:35:23Steve [Nortle]just
22:35:36:2522:35:41:16Dave [Xeros]So, he has to make a dexterity saving throw at disadvantage.
22:35:38:0422:35:38:23Brin [GM][laughter]
22:35:42:1222:35:44:10Brin [GM]Shocking, shocking gonorrhea.
22:35:43:0122:35:49:09Steve [Nortle]get the dexter like you just is he just gonna shimmy
22:35:45:0422:35:50:00Dave [Xeros]That’s what it is. It’s a dex save of 12. Yeah.
22:35:50:1422:35:51:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:35:51:0622:35:55:01Dave [Xeros]So you have to get… At disadvantage. You have to roll it twice.
22:35:51:0622:35:53:06Brin [GM]A dex save of 12.
22:35:56:0322:35:59:06Brin [GM]Ice rolled the gnat? No, that’s a 7. Just kidding.
22:35:59:0922:36:05:18Dave [Xeros]Well, that’s your lowest one. So no matter what, you’re not going to get it. Okay, yeah. Let’s do it. Nat 1.
22:36:01:1222:36:03:24Steve [Nortle]no no we want to see if there’s a nat one in here
22:36:06:0622:36:06:14Brin [GM]10.
22:36:06:2122:36:08:17Dave [Xeros]Okay. So sevens. So you fail.
22:36:10:2922:36:16:18Chris [TBD]Hey we just got raided with a party of 695 people Welcome everybody to the stream
22:36:11:1422:36:12:05Dave [Xeros]I basically…
22:36:15:0622:36:22:20Dave [Xeros]hey how’s it going guys I just grasped
22:36:18:1322:36:26:19Chris [TBD]We are gang raping this giant tree right now. It’s the last of the end of the battle.
22:36:19:2122:36:23:17Brin [GM]Welcome, welcome! We’re at the boardroom.
22:36:22:2022:36:31:26Dave [Xeros]get
22:36:24:2022:36:30:29Brin [GM]This is my first time DMing and we’re in the middle of a huge battle it’s about
22:36:31:2622:36:40:14Dave [Xeros]over Fred yep I just reached in and grabbed the trees acorns
22:36:32:1322:36:37:15Chris [TBD]Give it up for Brynn, give it up to Brynn. Her first time DM-ing she is doing amazing.
22:36:32:1922:36:35:17Brin [GM]he’s got this tree blight by the
22:36:34:2022:36:35:29Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right, incredible
22:36:40:1422:36:51:17Dave [Xeros]and i cast burning hands the tree has now failed and I am rolling 5d5 d6 of fire damage oh
22:36:50:1722:36:51:02Chris [TBD]Amazing.
22:36:52:0222:36:54:05Brin [GM]you knew how much life this tree had left
22:36:52:1222:36:52:23Steve [Nortle]need one
22:36:53:1322:36:56:05Chris [TBD]How tightly are you holding on to these trees acorns?
22:36:55:0322:36:57:15Jesse [Foulclaw]this one has Fire. This one has fire on it.
22:36:57:1822:37:04:13Dave [Xeros]has fire on it okay here we go let’s do this and here we
22:37:01:2922:37:03:27Chris [TBD]They’re all giving you props by the way.
22:37:04:1322:37:13:02Dave [Xeros]go uh not great so that’s four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
22:37:05:1422:37:06:23Brin [GM]Thank you guys so
22:37:13:0222:37:24:26Dave [Xeros]so 12 points of damage but I am also going to use my bonus action as my bardic inspiration that i can use one additional d6
22:37:24:2622:37:26:08Dave [Xeros]as the damage, as well.
22:37:26:2122:37:27:06Brin [GM]alright
22:37:28:1722:37:30:18Chris [TBD]This one last tight squeeze!
22:37:30:0522:37:40:12Dave [Xeros]Yeah that last three, so 14 points of damage of fire damage .
22:37:34:2022:37:39:21Brin [GM]Alright well I just wanted to let you know how unnecessary all it was because I had
22:37:40:0122:37:45:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:37:40:1222:37:48:05Dave [Xeros]You have killed this tree by crushing its eight points
22:37:40:2122:37:43:27Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:37:41:0022:37:43:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:37:41:1022:37:43:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:37:42:1022:37:49:22Brin [GM]Have you killed
22:37:44:1322:37:48:04Chris [TBD]You have killed this tree by crushing its acorns.
22:37:47:0322:37:48:11Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:37:47:0322:37:48:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:37:49:2222:37:57:22Brin [GM]this tree by but you have crushed its it’s posterity it had you have taken the seed of
22:37:51:0322:37:52:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:37:54:0722:37:56:04Chris [TBD]Its spirits, it’s posterity.
22:37:55:1522:37:55:23Dave [Xeros]positive.
22:37:57:2222:38:06:06Brin [GM]blight and you have obliterated it so far out of existence that this i don’t know
22:38:00:0322:38:01:18Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh!
22:38:03:1622:38:05:23Jesse [Foulclaw]It failed the posterity check.
22:38:05:2422:38:07:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:38:06:2322:38:07:22Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:38:07:0822:38:14:15Steve [Nortle]well we are in utah so we got uh oh 20
22:38:07:1822:38:09:02Chris [TBD]Roll for posterity
22:38:09:1022:38:10:20Dave [Xeros]Roll for posterity.
22:38:16:1422:38:17:06Dave [Xeros]All right,
22:38:16:2822:38:24:26Brin [GM]okay the tree blight is gone and as you destroy the seedling within
22:38:19:0622:38:21:01Dave [Xeros]The Tree Blight is gone all right
22:38:26:2022:38:37:13Brin [GM]all of the blights because in the ground everything was like there was tons of vines all over and this was all from the vines entangled all over the place
22:38:37:1322:38:49:12Brin [GM]and it was kind of an eerie highlighter green color as you can see on these guys that I’ve painted okay. And that is slowly starting to fade now the blight is healing a little bit
22:38:49:1222:39:00:16Brin [GM]okay and now that the mist has kind of cleared out now that The Mist is kind of clearing out of this orchard, it’s actually starting to heal a little
22:39:00:1622:39:08:04Brin [GM]bit okay and because it’s magic so it’s happening faster than regular mm
22:39:05:2722:39:08:22Steve [Nortle]which is interesting because there was like zero magic
22:39:08:2222:39:19:28Steve [Nortle]and castle o ‘leary but this place is just like soaking in it ask me if i
22:39:10:2322:39:17:02Brin [GM]It’s soaking in it yep. Okay very magical all right
22:39:19:2822:39:23:15Steve [Nortle]was baiting you. I am
22:39:20:2622:39:27:23Dave [Xeros]you were a master at it my friend yeah you can take one out
22:39:24:0522:39:27:24Chris [TBD]Yeah you can take one out
22:39:24:1122:39:30:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:39:25:1522:39:33:04Brin [GM]make just so everyone knows this is this is my swear jar. I have a problem.
22:39:26:2822:39:30:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:39:27:1322:39:31:03Steve [Nortle]That was It was
22:39:28:1622:39:29:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:39:30:0622:39:31:23Chris [TBD]You can take One out
22:39:31:0322:39:32:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:39:32:1822:39:34:02Dave [Xeros]he said soaked
22:39:33:0422:39:38:05Brin [GM]It’s soaking in it.
22:39:34:1222:39:35:02Steve [Nortle]You
22:39:36:0922:39:41:26Steve [Nortle]I said so and baiting And you took both of them Exactly as I knew you would
22:39:36:1622:39:37:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:39:44:0122:39:54:18Brin [GM]swear jar, I let things slip every once in a while and I don’t care but apparently everyone else does so
22:39:56:0922:40:06:06Brin [GM]I didn’t say it, I barely mouthed it and shut up okay that’s called character growth that’s
22:40:02:0222:40:02:23Dave [Xeros]it’s fine
22:40:02:0922:40:03:29Jesse [Foulclaw]character growth.
22:40:03:2322:40:12:03Dave [Xeros]that’s character growth right there we have two trees that are still not healed
22:40:05:2922:40:07:16Chris [TBD]trees do we have left that
22:40:06:2222:40:17:20Brin [GM]and in my opinion it’s the opposite of character not healed okay you have officially healed the white tree, the red tree,
22:40:16:1622:40:26:29Chris [TBD]yeah okay i’m gonna walk over no no i’ll walk over to the black tree and pour
22:40:17:2722:40:21:21Brin [GM]the blue tree. You didn’t heal the purple one yet right?
22:40:21:0822:40:24:04Dave [Xeros]not yet no I came to help with the attack
22:40:26:2922:40:36:02Chris [TBD]the uh love tapped nectar which if i do so ends one disease or poison
22:40:32:1722:40:33:12Dave [Xeros]oh yeah
22:40:36:0822:40:47:26Brin [GM]Yes it sure does. As you pour on this tree from from um you
22:40:41:1522:40:44:16Dave [Xeros]TBD it’s a dude just I’m just saying
22:40:46:2322:40:51:29Chris [TBD]wait you looked at this one you looked inside that one okay yeah i can’t see it yeah
22:40:47:2622:40:57:28Brin [GM]start but you can’t and yeah and you can see yes all of the creatures inside of the trees are male okay he’s seen them all
22:40:49:2022:40:50:12Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I did.
22:40:55:1822:40:58:28Dave [Xeros]I’ve seen them all now. I bounced from tree to tree.
22:40:57:2822:41:03:08Brin [GM]and the same thing happens when you pour this love tap nectar on it
22:41:03:0822:41:10:25Brin [GM]it so it starts basically from the roots and it starts to come up you see the roots go get
22:41:12:1822:41:21:05Brin [GM]stronger and they go down into the ground deeper and up the tree it starts to look healthier there’s buds on the ends
22:41:20:2622:41:31:26Chris [TBD]black tree i did the black tree wait to be cute we didn’t yeah i healed the
22:41:21:2922:41:29:06Brin [GM]and it looks better okay so the only one that’s really struggling now is the purple one over here on
22:41:29:2022:41:31:06Dave [Xeros]Oh, you healed the black tree?
22:41:31:2622:41:36:26Chris [TBD]black tree what was the element of the black tree yeah okay
22:41:34:0722:41:35:03Brin [GM]you guys
22:41:37:0722:41:44:13Brin [GM]remember he looked like ashes, like his skin was kind of ash and kind of smoky yes
22:41:41:1822:41:43:09Dave [Xeros]That’s where the whole ash hole came from.
22:41:45:2622:41:47:21Brin [GM]put his head in the ash hole
22:41:47:1822:41:50:24Dave [Xeros]I did remember? Okay.
22:41:49:0622:41:50:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I remember.
22:41:50:0622:41:52:18Brin [GM]I wish that you would pull your head out
22:41:54:0922:41:54:23Brin [GM]Okay
22:41:58:0422:42:09:14Brin [GM]Let’s see The purple tree is the only one that hasn’t been healed yet And you guys, earlier you were talking about You wanted to see if these trees Were like good or evil Is that what you were trying to detect?
22:42:08:2622:42:15:26Dave [Xeros]I was trying to detect that with the black tree but he’s healed it already so I’m going to… With the purple tree, I can actually cast my
22:42:20:0122:42:26:29Dave [Xeros]Lesser Restoration at Spell Slot 3 so i can actually heal that one as well so i’m going to go ahead and do that i’ll
22:42:24:1722:42:25:01Brin [GM]Okay
22:42:27:2922:42:32:03Dave [Xeros]i’ll cast lesser restoration at spell slot level three
22:42:33:0722:42:44:25Dave [Xeros]and that should heal that way as well oh
22:42:35:1122:42:44:02Brin [GM]So the same thing happens That happened with all the other ones But on this one you start to see There’s flower buds There’s no fruit on this One It’s flower bud
22:42:44:2522:42:47:10Dave [Xeros]huh still a dude
22:42:45:1222:42:46:29Brin [GM]And it smells
22:42:49:1022:42:53:27Brin [GM]Incredible Beautiful Fragrant Wonderful tree
22:42:55:2322:42:59:21Steve [Nortle]I’m feeling a mite peckish after all my wood chopping
22:43:01:0322:43:04:08Dave [Xeros]we can we just test this can we make sure that this isn’t bad for you first
22:43:04:0222:43:06:08Chris [TBD]to eat the flowers? Is that what you’re saying?
22:43:06:0022:43:08:14Dave [Xeros]he’s vegetarian he’s a turtle
22:43:06:1722:43:07:08Steve [Nortle]Yeah
22:43:08:2122:43:10:03Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I eat plants.
22:43:08:2322:43:10:13Chris [TBD]I mean, they did promise you lettuce.
22:43:10:0422:43:12:16Jesse [Foulclaw]You should at least collect some, probably.
22:43:11:2622:43:14:01Steve [Nortle]This smells better than lettuce.
22:43:14:2322:43:18:16Dave [Xeros]all right yeah here i’ll grab a couple of buds down
22:43:21:0222:43:23:20Steve [Nortle]What happens when Nordle makes a bad choice?
22:43:25:2822:43:27:16Dave [Xeros]was it a good choice
22:43:28:2522:43:32:23Brin [GM]when you eat this bud, okay?
22:43:30:1122:43:31:18Dave [Xeros]you get part of the dude
22:43:33:1722:43:41:14Steve [Nortle]Well, if you think about it, all fruit is the ovaries of a plant. So this is not different.
22:43:40:1722:43:48:04Dave [Xeros]yep yep yep but this is the thing it’s a dude It’s a dude. You’re not eating ovaries. You’re Not Eating A Ripened Ovary. It’s probably ripened something else.
22:43:47:0422:43:50:18Chris [TBD]You’re making it weird. you’re making it weird daddy
22:43:49:2822:43:50:11Brin [GM]Don’t make
22:43:53:0822:44:00:21Steve [Nortle]If you don’t know that is the catchphrase of our whole
22:43:56:0722:43:57:10Chris [TBD]of everything
22:43:57:2022:43:58:17Dave [Xeros]Don’t make it weird.
22:43:59:0522:44:03:11Brin [GM]everything honestly because we make everything
22:44:03:1122:44:14:12Brin [GM]weird all right when you eat this bud of this flower um you basically get the same benefits
22:44:14:1222:44:23:11Brin [GM]as those love tap nectar drink but just not quite as many okay so um those who care for
22:44:19:0022:44:19:17Steve [Nortle]Okay.
22:44:23:1122:44:32:00Brin [GM]you glow like candlelight so these friends around you oh
22:44:26:1222:44:37:00Steve [Nortle]okay okay can i can i take over for that for just a second yeah yeah okay so
22:44:29:0322:44:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw]who care for you not
22:44:34:0822:44:36:17Dave [Xeros]They care for you, not you care for them.
22:44:37:0022:44:44:03Steve [Nortle]so nortle is still a little pissy at these two for the deception right
22:44:40:0922:44:40:27Chris [TBD]yeah
22:44:42:0622:44:46:24Chris [TBD]give just like a brief explanation to the viewers why you’re pissy
22:44:45:1722:44:52:22Steve [Nortle]so last session my half sister was mutilated and
22:44:54:1522:45:02:25Steve [Nortle]tortured and rather than letting me see that they tried to hide that from me by casting spells of illusion and things like that. And so
22:45:02:2522:45:14:13Steve [Nortle]when the truth came out, uh, Nortle was really, really upset that, and he felt betrayed, deeply betrayed by his friends trying to spare his feelings. And So he felt like they were just,
22:45:11:2222:45:12:11Dave [Xeros]his feelings.
22:45:14:2022:45:26:03Steve [Nortle]you know, TBD. Yeah. He’s fine with TBD? Um, and so at this, at this moment
22:45:15:2422:45:18:18Chris [TBD]I mean TBD was asleep
22:45:17:0322:45:17:29Dave [Xeros]Yep, it’s okay.
22:45:20:2222:45:22:06Chris [TBD]TBD was like
22:45:21:0722:45:23:11Dave [Xeros]We will glow the brightest.
22:45:25:2422:45:29:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know for the brightest, but…
22:45:26:0322:45:36:01Steve [Nortle]as, As Nortle eats, he casts his eye around and he sees a very small glowing owl.
22:45:35:0722:45:36:06Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:45:38:0822:45:46:05Dave [Xeros]He is gerbil-sized now. Oh, man.
22:45:39:0622:45:46:29Steve [Nortle]It looks like an action figure with
22:45:41:1622:45:43:17Brin [GM]off of his crappy
22:45:46:0922:45:52:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Little golden giant-eyed owl looking up at you.
22:45:46:2922:45:53:17Steve [Nortle]some boot size.
22:45:47:0322:45:50:26Chris [TBD]giant eyes turns his head all the way around
22:45:52:2122:45:53:20Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:45:54:2622:46:05:29Steve [Nortle]And they look silver at what looks… I mean you’re a tiefling. so basically a demon
22:46:03:0322:46:04:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
22:46:05:2922:46:07:28Dave [Xeros]Yep, a black skinned…
22:46:06:1922:46:10:07Steve [Nortle]black skin with gold tattoos and horns
22:46:08:1122:46:16:04Brin [GM]the main thing that you see from this though is true sight so he does not
22:46:11:1522:46:23:14Steve [Nortle]also oh okay I see him as a teenager
22:46:16:0422:46:22:27Brin [GM]look like a demon right now so that that’s the main benefit that you would get from eating
22:46:16:2622:46:19:12Dave [Xeros]Oh, is it Truesight? Oh!
22:46:22:2722:46:30:14Brin [GM]this bud okay so he would look like an ace samir right now a smear teenager and the people who
22:46:23:0722:46:23:25Dave [Xeros]Hmm.
22:46:23:1422:46:34:16Steve [Nortle]an asemoneer teenager he is glowing
22:46:34:1622:46:38:21Steve [Nortle]a lot as well TBD is
22:46:39:1222:46:48:24Chris [TBD]giant goliath and wizard who is just flexing just yeah how bright am i gluing
22:46:42:2222:46:45:15Steve [Nortle]exactly what he looks like there’s like
22:46:45:2322:46:46:18Brin [GM]with a glow
22:46:47:0022:46:48:10Steve [Nortle]and he too
22:46:48:2422:46:56:02Chris [TBD]I care deeply for you normal he was my roadie for so long
22:46:50:1022:46:58:05Brin [GM]honestly it’s okay yeah if you care deeply then 46
22:46:57:2422:46:58:23Chris [TBD]well
22:46:59:1022:47:00:01Dave [Xeros]Wow.
22:46:59:1122:47:01:23Steve [Nortle]you are 46 luminescent
22:47:01:1922:47:04:21Dave [Xeros]Okay, so the glory of 46 right there.
22:47:04:1422:47:10:00Chris [TBD]I’m a little distracted by my muscles a little distracted by my glorious muscles.
22:47:07:2322:47:10:27Dave [Xeros]How many lumens did me and FALFLUG it?
22:47:07:2322:47:18:02Steve [Nortle]yeah uh do you really want to do we really want a roll all right so foul claw you are 52 18
22:47:12:0722:47:13:29Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think you do.
22:47:16:1322:47:20:10Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m a saint
22:47:17:2822:47:18:20Chris [TBD]that more than me?
22:47:21:1222:47:27:12Steve [Nortle]which considering considering what you were before that is that is also exponential
22:47:21:1322:47:23:21Chris [TBD]Yeah, that makes sense. That checks.
22:47:22:0422:47:22:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:47:27:1222:47:34:21Steve [Nortle]so nortle uh has a bit of an epiphany and realizes that his friends were really just
22:47:34:2122:47:41:05Steve [Nortle]trying to spare his feelings and that he is he needs to let go of that frustration
22:47:41:0522:47:51:03Steve [Nortle]and direct it to astoroth and punch her in the throat good let it flow through
22:47:44:0222:47:46:18Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep, that’s it. There you go.
22:47:44:0522:47:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right uh yeah
22:47:44:2122:47:45:09Chris [TBD]want to hear.
22:47:46:1522:47:48:08Chris [TBD]Use that good
22:47:48:0922:48:00:23Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah tobiath is still on the ground right so
22:47:50:0722:47:51:18Chris [TBD]Do it!
22:47:52:0422:47:53:01Dave [Xeros]Idios will bless you.
22:47:54:1222:47:56:28Brin [GM]you guys over here in the grove
22:47:57:0822:47:59:01Steve [Nortle]Tobias is glowing. No, I’m kidding.
22:47:58:2722:48:08:09Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. Hey, okay. Guys, can we take him down to the ferryman and just dump a bunch of alcohol on him?
22:47:59:0322:48:01:00Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:47:59:0322:48:03:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:48:00:0222:48:02:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:48:02:1822:48:04:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:48:07:0822:48:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]whoa whoa whoa hold on i’m gonna fly up in your guys’s faces i look like i’m a little firefly right now that’s glowing in front of you hey hey hey wait
22:48:13:2922:48:15:07Steve [Nortle]Hey, listen!
22:48:17:1622:48:21:23Dave [Xeros]You’re like Navi from Zelda. Listen! Listen!
22:48:19:1522:48:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah hey listen uh tobiath might know where astroff is we should maybe at least ask him
22:48:22:0222:48:22:24Chris [TBD]Hey, listen!
22:48:25:2922:48:27:07Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:48:26:2822:48:27:17Brin [GM][laughter]
22:48:31:0622:48:42:18Jesse [Foulclaw]one question before you dispatch anybody uh i thought you were the saint now i thought
22:48:32:1722:48:36:15Dave [Xeros]Okay, so should we tie him up to the burning tree then
22:48:38:1222:48:41:07Chris [TBD]Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s other trees.
22:48:42:1822:48:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw]you were like converted and stuff torturing people doesn’t seem like that goes along with
22:48:49:0422:48:58:18Dave [Xeros]don’t think you understand I still am a demon and I don’t feel fire so like naturally I’d be like yeah just tie them up to the closest tree which is
22:48:58:1822:49:01:09Dave [Xeros]the one that’s on fire. I’m not really taking into account
22:49:01:0022:49:12:06Jesse [Foulclaw]claiming ignorance here is that i don’t know if that’s not gonna fly yeah but we think we need to probably wake him up
22:49:02:2922:49:04:12Dave [Xeros]yes, yes I am
22:49:06:2122:49:08:20Dave [Xeros]should I go pray about it?
22:49:12:0622:49:14:28Jesse [Foulclaw]if we can maybe nordal maybe you can punch him
22:49:15:1522:49:18:17Steve [Nortle]You want me to punch him awake? I could do this.
22:49:15:2922:49:21:28Brin [GM]wait wait hold on i don’t know if that’s gonna help the situation
22:49:16:2122:49:18:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:49:17:0022:49:17:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:49:21:0722:49:23:17Jesse [Foulclaw]we don’t want to burn him but nordal
22:49:21:2822:49:29:29Brin [GM]punching an unconscious person does anyone have smelling salts honestly think about it though
22:49:27:1122:49:31:12Chris [TBD]maybe. I’ve got some purple filth.
22:49:27:1422:49:28:26Dave [Xeros]does the ash
22:49:29:2922:49:39:06Brin [GM]what what’s very fragrant and smells purple tree yikes
22:49:33:2922:49:37:05Steve [Nortle]Well what came out of Me in that dome was pretty
22:49:39:1822:49:42:27Dave [Xeros]some of the purple tree buds and just crush them okay we’re gonna tie him up first though
22:49:43:1922:49:44:10Chris [TBD]Alright, fine.
22:49:44:1122:49:53:21Dave [Xeros]okay yeah we’ll tie him up I’m gonna pour I am gonna pour alcohol on him just so he smells it when he wakes
22:49:46:0722:49:55:17Brin [GM]and steve i’m gonna have you do his voice still if that’s okay oh my gosh okay
22:49:49:2922:49:50:08Steve [Nortle]okay.
22:49:54:0722:49:58:08Chris [TBD]It’s poor Owlin’.
22:49:54:0922:49:54:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:49:56:0422:50:05:19Dave [Xeros]um and then we’ll pull him over to the ash tree not the flaming tree and
22:50:06:2622:50:17:17Dave [Xeros]okay so he’s against the ash tree I got the buds I’ll crush him up under his nose and just have him smell it and then as he’s smelling I just like keep smelling my own fingers
22:50:17:1722:50:22:21Dave [Xeros]wow that smells really good
22:50:17:1822:50:23:27Brin [GM]oh wow this is a little delicious that’s the best to buy
22:50:24:1222:50:26:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I like that. That was pretty good.
22:50:25:0322:50:25:17Steve [Nortle]Look.
22:50:26:1922:50:29:08Dave [Xeros]I have poured a bunch of whiskey on you
22:50:26:2122:50:36:18Brin [GM]yep i can’t do it steve has to do this this is steve’s character for anyone who’s wondering
22:50:33:0222:50:47:26Steve [Nortle]i’m feeling very conflicted right now perpetually
22:50:36:1822:50:43:13Brin [GM]this is steve’s character so he gets to do the voice for this that we were bringing back because
22:50:38:1922:50:39:07Dave [Xeros]yeah
22:50:39:0322:50:42:24Chris [TBD]A previous NPC when he was the DM
22:50:42:2422:50:52:17Chris [TBD]Yeah. Tobias,
22:50:43:1322:50:52:26Brin [GM]he’s so funny and we did him dirty hardcore that’s right
22:50:46:1522:50:51:17Dave [Xeros]we did we didn’t throw him off the cliff though
22:50:52:2622:50:55:25Brin [GM]we spared his life but we ruined it also
22:50:55:1322:50:58:29Chris [TBD]you have a drinking problem. I think it’s time
22:50:56:1122:50:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep.
22:50:57:2722:50:58:14Steve [Nortle]oh
22:51:02:1622:51:09:22Dave [Xeros]know what you passed out and drank again my friend Remember, you got the little coin.
22:51:09:1322:51:19:16Steve [Nortle]i got the coin why would i let me check can i check why can’t i check my pocket My pockets are there. Why am I tied to a tree?
22:51:11:1122:51:12:28Dave [Xeros]You’re supposed to go to meetings.
22:51:16:2322:51:17:02Chris [TBD]yeah, we
22:51:17:1422:51:25:11Dave [Xeros]We had to tie up because you just went on a bender, man. Like a hardcore bender.
22:51:26:1522:51:38:19Steve [Nortle]Last I remember, it was hotboxing something and my tummy
22:51:29:1222:51:30:04Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep,
22:51:32:2322:51:33:15Chris [TBD]Azeroth is.
22:51:34:1522:51:43:27Dave [Xeros]You were hot doming and then after that your tummy’s going to feel better as soon as Could you tell us where Astaroth is?
22:51:38:1922:51:40:00Steve [Nortle]tum hurts a lot.
22:51:47:2422:51:52:03Brin [GM]you’re suppose to meet her at the edge of the cliff where the stairs are
22:51:49:0722:51:56:03Steve [Nortle]I’m supposed to meet her at the edge of the cliff where the stairs are after I infected
22:51:56:0322:52:03:21Steve [Nortle]the orchard with blight but it looks like i failed and that means i need to leave just
22:52:03:2122:52:17:10Steve [Nortle]like really fast so um if you could untie me i promise not to drink and fly i’m
22:52:07:2322:52:15:16Brin [GM]just um he he’s of very little importance to
22:52:15:1622:52:23:06Brin [GM]astaroth so so chances of her actually meeting him were she she was basically just having him
22:52:16:2522:52:20:27Jesse [Foulclaw]He just tells us.
22:52:17:1022:52:17:15Steve [Nortle]like
22:52:25:0922:52:30:28Steve [Nortle]she probably trusts me enough to show up but uh i can’t say for
22:52:29:1222:52:37:23Dave [Xeros]All right hey if we let you go all right yeah If we let You go
22:52:30:2822:52:44:28Steve [Nortle]certain yeah uh okay
22:52:38:2422:52:42:05Dave [Xeros]You need to stop your unholy crusade against booze
22:52:44:2822:52:55:29Steve [Nortle]so while you’re while you’re doing that i’m looking over hatchling
22:52:48:1522:52:51:14Dave [Xeros]And while I’m saying this I am going to cast Charm Person
22:52:51:2122:52:51:29Chris [TBD]yeah.
22:52:55:2922:52:59:06Steve [Nortle]small hatchling fellow owlin
22:52:56:1022:53:03:26Brin [GM]who had something disadvantage against charisma was it you someone what was your tarot card
22:53:03:2622:53:14:02Brin [GM]what did you have disadvantage for him you had the death card i get to decide deception
22:53:08:2822:53:09:15Dave [Xeros]I did
22:53:10:1922:53:16:03Dave [Xeros]It’s disadvantage on deception checks Yeah so that’s it
22:53:15:0622:53:16:20Chris [TBD]Is Charm Person or Deception?
22:53:15:2222:53:17:27Steve [Nortle]hatchling could you maybe help out a
22:53:17:2722:53:29:02Steve [Nortle]fellow owl in please hey if you let me if you
22:53:20:1222:53:33:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i feel conflicted uh no
22:53:22:1322:53:24:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:53:24:2622:53:28:20Dave [Xeros]And I am actually gonna cast Charm Person at level three.
22:53:29:0222:53:32:28Steve [Nortle]let me out i’ll tell them that you have hands and not just wings
22:53:33:1122:53:40:26Jesse [Foulclaw]no if we let you out i know exactly hey eros i know where he needs to go when we let him out
22:53:33:1722:53:35:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, so using it a higher…
22:53:37:2122:53:38:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah!
22:53:40:2622:53:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]he used to go to the church of idiots and he needs to declare i’m gonna slap him with my wing it’s just like this big
22:53:44:1722:53:45:12Dave [Xeros]Yes he does.
22:53:45:1522:53:48:21Steve [Nortle]You were going to cast a spell of some sort on me.
22:53:54:1922:53:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]stop talking
22:53:56:0522:53:57:20Brin [GM]like hitting someone with a feather duster
22:53:58:2722:54:09:21Dave [Xeros]I just want to charm him into wanting to go and then you give him a pamphlet and he’s good to go. The thing is conversion comes from the inside out not the outside in remember?
22:53:59:0122:54:00:14Steve [Nortle]He’s wiping my brow.
22:54:11:0422:54:13:21Steve [Nortle]Isn’t magic gonna be an outside thing?
22:54:11:2722:54:13:12Jesse [Foulclaw]you that i think i know
22:54:13:2422:54:18:23Dave [Xeros]I’m just saying that’s how it happened for me And look what I’ve become.
22:54:20:0222:54:22:15Brin [GM]yeah we’re all still wondering what that is
22:54:20:1822:54:24:29Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m not sure how this happens yet we’re happy
22:54:21:2422:54:22:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:54:21:2722:54:24:07Chris [TBD]think, yeah, I think we’re still trying to figure that out.
22:54:26:0922:54:28:23Steve [Nortle]Okay, so do I have to do a…
22:54:29:0122:54:34:17Dave [Xeros]It’s at level three, so you have to do a wisdom saving throw of 17 or more.
22:54:34:2322:54:36:23Steve [Nortle]Do you have my wisdom?
22:54:35:1922:54:45:27Dave [Xeros]Because – and I’m just going to ask the DM. Because I’m using it in the higher spell-level slot, it says I can actually target more than one creature.
22:54:46:0622:54:52:13Dave [Xeros]I just want to – because I’m casting a 3, I just wanted to add 2 to the wisdom for that.
22:54:55:0622:54:56:11Brin [GM]you have plus zero
22:54:58:0522:54:59:11Steve [Nortle]say that surprises me.
22:54:58:1422:55:02:16Brin [GM]no yeah i mean i can’t say that he’s the most intelligent
22:55:04:1722:55:04:21Steve [Nortle]Twelve.
22:55:06:1722:55:06:26Steve [Nortle]Okay.
22:55:08:0922:55:08:27Steve [Nortle]Yes.
22:55:08:1922:55:10:27Dave [Xeros]Tobias, listen to me my friend.
22:55:10:2922:55:12:03Steve [Nortle]Okay, absolutely.
22:55:12:1822:55:14:14Dave [Xeros]take the pamphlet that he’s going to give you.
22:55:15:1122:55:16:13Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s like as big
22:55:17:1922:55:18:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:55:17:1922:55:18:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:55:18:1122:55:21:05Steve [Nortle]You’ll have to put it in my mouth so I can’t use my hands right now.
22:55:21:0122:55:23:17Brin [GM]oh yeah you probably will need to cut his ropes
22:55:22:2222:55:23:09Steve [Nortle]No!
22:55:24:0522:55:25:20Dave [Xeros]You need to stop all the drinking.
22:55:25:2822:55:26:12Steve [Nortle]Oh no.
22:55:27:0822:55:34:21Dave [Xeros]You need to go to this school, and you need to tell them that Fowlclaw and Eros sent you. They’ll know what it means.
22:55:35:2322:55:38:19Steve [Nortle]There’s some great coeds up there.
22:55:39:0222:55:40:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, okay, yep.
22:55:39:1622:55:40:02Chris [TBD]of his mouth
22:55:39:2222:55:41:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:55:42:2622:55:44:18Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna…I’ll untie
22:55:46:0122:55:49:19Steve [Nortle]Okay, so do we see some coeds?
22:55:51:1822:55:56:16Dave [Xeros]to Manny. Tell him Eros set you. He’ll know What It Means.
22:55:52:2322:55:53:11Steve [Nortle]Okay.
22:55:55:1022:55:57:24Steve [Nortle]Here, I need to write this down.
22:56:00:1122:56:08:08Jesse [Foulclaw]really small quill has like that’s it is it’s like the tip of the pencil it’s just
22:56:01:1922:56:02:02Chris [TBD]That’s
22:56:02:2922:56:04:23Dave [Xeros]small quill. It’s like a gerbil
22:56:04:2322:56:18:09Dave [Xeros]small quill manny eros
22:56:07:2822:56:19:26Steve [Nortle]i just want you to know how talented i am at writing manny uh -huh all right how do you spell
22:56:19:2622:56:30:23Steve [Nortle]that that doesn’t make any sense at all sorry
22:56:26:0222:56:34:11Dave [Xeros]need to tie you back up x e
22:56:27:2022:56:36:07Brin [GM]opportunity can i feel like you need a roll to see if you sneeze or not
22:56:28:1822:56:30:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll slap him with my feathers again
22:56:30:2322:56:39:14Steve [Nortle]oh huh okay yeah
22:56:34:1122:56:43:00Dave [Xeros]r o s foul claw as it’s spelled
22:56:38:2722:56:40:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not a duster
22:56:39:1422:56:47:13Steve [Nortle]oh okay oh you’re part of the foul Claw clan. Right, anyway what were you saying?
22:56:44:2722:56:45:12Jesse [Foulclaw]what
22:56:47:1322:56:58:04Steve [Nortle]Stop it stop it Manny coeds so
22:56:48:2422:56:49:10Dave [Xeros]Fowlclaw.
22:56:51:0522:56:52:15Jesse [Foulclaw]what did you say
22:56:53:1022:56:58:23Dave [Xeros]Go talk to Manny, co-eds, conversion.
22:56:58:2922:57:04:11Steve [Nortle]What are the odds that a fellow like me might be able to meet some of these
22:57:04:1122:57:11:12Steve [Nortle]Coads arrows sent me so that’s the password is
22:57:06:1622:57:07:28Dave [Xeros]Tell him Eros sent you.
22:57:09:1522:57:09:23Dave [Xeros]Yep.
22:57:11:1222:57:20:06Steve [Nortle]it sweet I’ve written all
22:57:11:1222:57:13:12Dave [Xeros]Yes, yes, Eros is the password.
22:57:15:1722:57:16:12Jesse [Foulclaw]are you done
22:57:17:0822:57:18:08Dave [Xeros]I am now.
22:57:17:2922:57:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]are you doing writing
22:57:20:0622:57:30:15Steve [Nortle]over your pamphlet it’s not
22:57:20:2322:57:22:13Jesse [Foulclaw]okay great I’m going to grab by the collar
22:57:22:0422:57:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:57:23:0122:57:24:04Dave [Xeros]What did you mean about?
22:57:23:2322:57:35:16Jesse [Foulclaw]my little claws what do you mean foul claw clan where are they who are you talking about well you better get comfortable pal
22:57:24:1422:57:25:23Chris [TBD]You listened to me.
22:57:30:1522:57:37:05Steve [Nortle]something that i’m feel comfortable talking about okay well fine but
22:57:37:0522:57:42:15Steve [Nortle]get off and then they start to fly away just as fast as possible my wings are bigger than yours
22:57:39:2122:57:41:02Jesse [Foulclaw]oh I’m going after him
22:57:42:1222:57:45:11Dave [Xeros]It’s true. You’re like a little gerbil flying.
22:57:44:0322:57:51:04Brin [GM]oh i don’t even know if your wings work because like your body is so much bigger
22:57:46:1922:57:47:18Dave [Xeros]Distance is gained.
22:57:49:1422:57:51:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m like a moth
22:57:52:1722:57:54:06Dave [Xeros]Trying to catch up to an eagle.
22:57:53:2022:57:54:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
22:57:54:2822:57:55:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:57:59:1722:58:02:20Jesse [Foulclaw]shoot him down arrow shoot him out of the sky
22:58:03:2322:58:13:26Dave [Xeros]on him so we can watch to make sure he goes hideous. If he doesn’t, oh yeah, I’m saying he better go but I’m just saying just so we know that he goes.
22:58:08:1522:58:09:01Chris [TBD]charmed them.
22:58:15:0922:58:16:08Dave [Xeros]Listen, listen.
22:58:17:1222:58:29:02Dave [Xeros]It’s trust but verify, right? Especially in the church of idiots it’s trustbutverify. That’s why they have all those interviews with you. That’s why they’re like checking on you all the time. Right?
22:58:30:1022:58:31:26Dave [Xeros]That’s where they get all the fetons out of you.
22:58:31:2122:58:32:21Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right
22:58:31:2422:58:33:10Chris [TBD]I totally forgot
22:58:34:1722:58:35:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah it’s fine.
22:58:35:2922:58:46:05Jesse [Foulclaw]uh well I couldn’t catch him but I am near the tops of the trees and while I’m up here I would like to pick some of the fruit that’s up
22:58:46:0522:58:54:07Jesse [Foulclaw]here. Just clip it since I can’t probably hold it because it’s as big as I am just going to clip it and drop it to the ground
22:58:50:2222:58:52:04Dave [Xeros]You like grab one and just…
22:58:52:2322:59:04:12Brin [GM]the the fruit is still in bad shape it’s going to take a little while for it to bud out and grow again, even though it is magical. It’s definitely a sped up process, but at the
22:59:04:1222:59:14:28Brin [GM]moment, it’s not this fast. Okay? So you see all the trees, they are budding out a little bit, but it’s going to take a week or so for there to be actual bearing of fruit.
22:59:14:2822:59:15:17Chris [TBD]Okay.
22:59:14:2922:59:17:25Dave [Xeros]And then it’s going to be another week before they can start distilling again.
22:59:17:1722:59:21:05Chris [TBD]Can we talk to these trees since there’s little men inside of them?
22:59:23:0922:59:34:14Brin [GM]you cannot. They are, they’re kind of in sort of a trance or like a sleeping state so even if you try to talk to them
22:59:24:2622:59:26:07Dave [Xeros]What if I stick my head in there?
22:59:34:1422:59:36:09Brin [GM]they wouldn’t respond
22:59:36:2622:59:37:08Dave [Xeros]Okay.
22:59:38:0022:59:40:22Brin [GM]They’re focused on something else
22:59:42:1122:59:44:16Dave [Xeros]Hmm. Hmm. What might that be?
22:59:43:1722:59:51:28Brin [GM]Their priorities are something else
22:59:44:1822:59:45:15Jesse [Foulclaw]something else
22:59:46:0722:59:47:08Dave [Xeros]What might dat be?
22:59:47:1722:59:48:01Chris [TBD]Acorns.
22:59:52:2522:59:55:22Jesse [Foulclaw]so I’m going to fly back down to you guys uh
22:59:56:2322:59:57:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I have an idea
22:59:59:0223:00:00:27Dave [Xeros]What was that? What was at?
22:59:59:2123:00:01:05Jesse [Foulclaw]so, I have an idea
23:00:02:0423:00:03:25Dave [Xeros]You’re gonna have to speak a little louder.
23:00:02:2323:00:11:29Jesse [Foulclaw]like a bee or something uh tobias wasn’t alan i’m an allen tobias
23:00:09:1123:00:17:16Dave [Xeros]Yes. mm -hmm astra you could go meet asteroth
23:00:11:2923:00:17:26Jesse [Foulclaw]was supposed to go meet astro if i ever
23:00:17:2623:00:34:09Jesse [Foulclaw]get back to my normal size then maybe i could yes
23:00:18:0923:00:21:06Brin [GM]Yeah she’s going to wonder what size
23:00:23:1723:00:28:15Chris [TBD]she did not pay enough attention to Tobias To remember his face
23:00:25:2023:00:33:21Dave [Xeros]i we could also oh by the way he’s coming back
23:00:27:0923:00:33:18Steve [Nortle]to buy it it’s pronounced to buy he circles around
23:00:31:1023:00:32:06Chris [TBD]He’s back
23:00:31:1223:00:32:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:00:33:2123:00:43:10Dave [Xeros]he’s circling around it’s tobias yeah tobyath
23:00:34:0523:00:40:16Chris [TBD]Wait, I thought that Is his name actually with the T-H at the end? Okay, alright
23:00:34:2823:00:36:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:00:43:1223:00:43:28Chris [TBD]Tobias
23:00:45:0223:00:46:11Jesse [Foulclaw]yes go by it
23:00:47:1723:00:50:24Steve [Nortle]but his speech impediment makes it impossible
23:00:52:0423:00:56:04Chris [TBD]It’s just a way of getting around it Anyways I like this idea
23:00:55:2023:01:05:26Jesse [Foulclaw]so when this wears off maybe by the time we get out of the forest he said she was going to be at the edge
23:00:59:2023:01:01:08Chris [TBD]You pose as Tobias
23:01:00:2723:01:04:24Dave [Xeros]yeah but we’re gonna have to find astroff he didn’t really tell us where she’s going to be at
23:01:05:2323:01:13:24Dave [Xeros]yeah but then the dm said eh he probably wasn’t gonna meet him there anyway you know all right
23:01:05:2623:01:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw]of the cliff where the stairs are. Where else are we going to
23:01:12:0023:01:14:13Chris [TBD]But you might
23:01:15:1023:01:22:13Dave [Xeros]that’s true okay you go off the cliff i will keep oh we
23:01:17:0123:01:23:11Chris [TBD]wait, is there any other clues in the area that we should scout out before we take off
23:01:24:1523:01:26:24Steve [Nortle]we need a more action
23:01:24:2523:01:25:16Chris [TBD]was there
23:01:29:2623:01:30:19Dave [Xeros]just an axe
23:01:30:1923:01:32:10Chris [TBD]someone in the comments said
23:01:30:2023:01:39:18Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s
23:01:33:0223:01:34:27Dave [Xeros]maybe maybe more acts
23:01:36:0323:01:37:11Chris [TBD]Morax? oh my gosh
23:01:38:1423:01:38:29Chris [TBD]anyways
23:01:40:0123:01:41:25Steve [Nortle]suddenly the trees start like
23:01:40:1123:01:45:05Chris [TBD]would it be worth our time to investigate anything else before we move on
23:01:44:2623:01:45:29Steve [Nortle]creeping away
23:01:49:0923:01:51:29Chris [TBD]TBD is going to challenge himself
23:01:53:0923:01:59:23Dave [Xeros]i can i check around the area to see if anyone of these dead creatures left tithing for the church
23:02:01:2623:02:04:08Chris [TBD]he only got a He only got a 12.
23:02:02:2623:02:08:06Brin [GM]leave anything there there was all the only thing that they cared about was destroying this orchard
23:02:08:0823:02:18:00Brin [GM]these are creatures creatures of blight to destroy plants plants that want to destroy
23:02:09:2123:02:17:10Dave [Xeros]as trees all right interesting plant
23:02:18:0023:02:29:07Brin [GM]plants no just all the information that you’ve already gotten is um all you’re gonna figure out but yeah i mean each of these trees are super unique
23:02:19:0323:02:21:18Chris [TBD]So with the 12, I probably don’t glean anything, huh?
23:02:29:0723:02:38:02Brin [GM]and they clearly represent something okay each alright so your options okay you
23:02:32:1423:02:32:26Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:02:38:0223:02:46:09Brin [GM]you’ve cleared the orchard of blight so you have a few options now okay you can one go back to castle leary and check on
23:02:46:0923:02:54:28Brin [GM]your wagon full of information or you can strap on your dom con and jump back into the water.
23:02:48:1023:02:48:23Chris [TBD]Oh yeah.
23:02:56:1923:02:58:23Chris [TBD]You go talk to our mermaid queen.
23:03:01:0823:03:06:04Jesse [Foulclaw]to go by the edge of the cliff anyway to talk the mermaid queen you know maybe we could
23:03:04:1123:03:16:11Dave [Xeros]pretty sure you you need to nope i didn’t take the bait i did not take debate on
23:03:04:2523:03:09:04Brin [GM]Come on, Eros. Come on. I want to take a coin out of the jar.
23:03:09:1023:03:10:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:03:09:2023:03:11:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:03:09:2923:03:11:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:03:11:0423:03:13:14Brin [GM]Come on! Did I get you?
23:03:15:0523:03:18:09Brin [GM]You’re going to put that dom con on
23:03:16:1123:03:21:07Dave [Xeros]that one i i will i will grab my domcom i will
23:03:17:2923:03:18:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:03:21:0723:03:28:27Dave [Xeros]i will yep yep come to me domcom oh
23:03:23:0823:03:24:10Brin [GM]and it envelops you.
23:03:29:2023:03:32:29Steve [Nortle]I kind of like the idea Of Foulclaw
23:03:33:2923:03:45:22Steve [Nortle]Posing as Tobioth As a reminder you can Try a constitution saving throw To grow again
23:03:35:1823:03:39:20Brin [GM]You guys can absolutely, you can absolutely do that. Okay?
23:03:36:1523:03:36:27Chris [TBD]I did two.
23:03:37:0823:03:37:25Dave [Xeros]yeah no
23:03:45:2223:03:46:28Steve [Nortle]To beat the
23:03:46:2023:03:47:28Chris [TBD]It’d not be shrunk anymore.
23:03:50:2323:03:56:10Jesse [Foulclaw]wear off in like an hour though well i’m just afraid to roll
23:03:51:2423:03:52:23Steve [Nortle]That’s the other
23:03:52:1623:03:55:11Chris [TBD]What do you like being this small? I mean, I kind of did too
23:03:57:1123:04:07:26Dave [Xeros]for those who don’t know in our game if you roll in that one you actually shrink a very specific percentage that happened in chapter
23:03:57:1523:03:59:28Chris [TBD]because you can just ride in his hat. Yeah.
23:03:59:0423:04:00:11Steve [Nortle]Fear Of the dice
23:04:07:2623:04:13:02Dave [Xeros]one of our entire game so if that’s the case he rolled several
23:04:13:0223:04:20:27Dave [Xeros]in a row and now he is four yes so he is basically gerbil size four
23:04:14:0623:04:14:29Chris [TBD]Several ones
23:04:14:1523:04:16:03Steve [Nortle]He’s rolled four today
23:04:21:2723:04:28:03Brin [GM]Four… That’s crazy man. I mean from a statistical standpoint that’s outrageous!
23:04:29:1923:04:29:28Steve [Nortle]though
23:04:30:1523:04:35:01Chris [TBD]but let’s hold off first before we do that that’s a good plan
23:04:39:1723:04:46:26Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah let’s let’s go check out the cliff first yeah yeah i think you we
23:04:40:0123:04:41:13Jesse [Foulclaw]supposed to be on the cliff right there
23:04:44:0723:04:44:29Chris [TBD]you i getcha
23:04:49:1423:05:00:09Brin [GM]How about this? So Astaroth this was not a priority to her she was literally just sending him to destroy the orchard. If I roll odds
23:05:00:0923:05:04:11Brin [GM]she will show up if I roll evens she is not showing up
23:05:07:2323:05:07:28Dave [Xeros]right
23:05:08:0423:05:09:03Chris [TBD]got stood up
23:05:09:1723:05:13:26Jesse [Foulclaw]make my best tobias impersonation waiting for her
23:05:19:1823:05:26:27Jesse [Foulclaw]um ask astroff asteroth
23:05:23:2323:05:24:09Dave [Xeros]Astaroth.
23:05:30:0123:05:32:06Steve [Nortle]Nortal just has a problem with his asses.
23:05:33:1823:05:35:21Steve [Nortle]I think it’s messed everybody up.
23:05:36:0223:05:36:24Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
23:05:36:1923:05:42:17Brin [GM]I need to change her name? It has meaning that’s why I picked it.
23:05:37:2423:05:38:23Dave [Xeros]No, no.
23:05:38:2523:05:40:15Steve [Nortle]Ashtaroth, I’m going to punch her in the throat!
23:05:41:0423:05:44:09Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay um
23:05:47:1923:05:51:12Chris [TBD]need a trigger a trigger word mustard yeah
23:05:51:1923:05:52:05Steve [Nortle]Mustard?
23:05:51:2923:06:01:22Jesse [Foulclaw]king candy uh astoroth i will be here we’re
23:05:54:0923:05:55:27Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:05:54:0923:05:56:16Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:05:54:1823:05:56:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:05:54:2823:05:57:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:06:01:2223:06:12:26Jesse [Foulclaw]waiting for our meeting that you scheduled for two hours ago been waiting here on the cliff i
23:06:06:1523:06:07:00Dave [Xeros]Today?
23:06:10:0623:06:11:27Steve [Nortle]Very small, very small.
23:06:12:2623:06:24:19Jesse [Foulclaw]think we just put a robe over my like tiny so it’s just my head but my body is still gone right i’m still shrunk okay uh you guys i don’t
23:06:14:0523:06:18:06Chris [TBD]yeah, yeah I love it
23:06:17:1023:06:18:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:06:24:1923:06:32:14Jesse [Foulclaw]that she is coming we should probably go it’s getting cold what
23:06:30:1923:06:35:28Dave [Xeros]This isn’t triggering you, right? This isn’ like flashbacks to the first time he went on a date or anything?
23:06:32:1423:06:38:10Jesse [Foulclaw]no why why would this
23:06:38:1023:06:50:23Jesse [Foulclaw]uh why would the trigger me i mean
23:06:43:0323:06:44:20Dave [Xeros]I was just asking.
23:06:46:2923:06:51:17Dave [Xeros]Just checking on a friend remember that I glow at like 12%.
23:06:50:2323:07:02:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i guess la donna la donno hasn’t scrolled me in like a couple of hours but that’s probably because she has a show and stuff so well
23:06:54:0823:06:55:08Chris [TBD]oh no
23:06:55:2723:06:56:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:06:56:0723:06:57:15Dave [Xeros]Oh, man.
23:07:00:2423:07:03:04Dave [Xeros]Are you saying that she stood you up via scroll?
23:07:02:0923:07:12:15Jesse [Foulclaw]she might have just thought that i was someone else because i was messaging with a lisp west hoviath so she would probably
23:07:09:0023:07:09:20Brin [GM][laughter]
23:07:09:1523:07:26:24Steve [Nortle]your thongs
23:07:09:2423:07:11:11Chris [TBD]gotta stay in character
23:07:13:0023:07:14:23Dave [Xeros]Tobias got a hold of your scroll.
23:07:16:0623:07:22:20Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s there’s ths at the end of every word so she probably thought it was someone els messaging her
23:07:18:2823:07:20:25Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:07:18:2823:07:20:25Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:07:19:0723:07:20:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:19:0723:07:20:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:07:22:1323:07:23:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:07:23:0623:07:23:24Dave [Xeros]Jeez!
23:07:26:1823:07:28:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:07:28:2723:07:29:29Dave [Xeros]Get back to Idios!
23:07:34:2123:07:37:21Jesse [Foulclaw]all right i think we’re gonna go to the the mer queen
23:07:35:0923:07:35:23Dave [Xeros]All right.
23:07:37:1423:07:41:20Steve [Nortle]She has new thongs Have you seen the thongs?
23:07:37:1823:07:40:15Chris [TBD]let’s sit down return and report
23:07:38:1323:07:39:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:07:39:1223:07:40:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:07:40:1123:07:41:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:07:42:2923:07:51:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ve been thinking of your songs all day she hasn’t responded she has not she had no response to that
23:07:50:2823:07:52:18Chris [TBD]I love your thong
23:07:53:0023:07:54:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:53:2023:07:54:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:07:55:1523:07:59:21Dave [Xeros]song comes out and it’s specifically about who’s this guy in my scroll.
23:08:00:0823:08:01:25Steve [Nortle]No, it’s that thong song
23:08:01:2023:08:02:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:08:10:0223:08:18:14Dave [Xeros]All right. So are we jumping back into the water, guys? Are we putting on these not jumping?
23:08:10:0423:08:10:09Brin [GM]well
23:08:19:2223:08:21:21Dave [Xeros]Well, we went to the bottom of the cliff, didn’t we?
23:08:22:1223:08:23:16Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s pretty big
23:08:25:2923:08:28:13Dave [Xeros]What if I cast Feather Fall on the way down?
23:08:26:0123:08:33:07Steve [Nortle]the time we walked down You would be back to normal size I mean
23:08:29:1523:08:30:03Brin [GM]i bet you would
23:08:31:0123:08:31:24Dave [Xeros]Yes, I would.
23:08:33:0723:08:40:29Steve [Nortle]can fly if i want to yeah i can i can sprout draconic uh wings yeah
23:08:40:2123:08:43:29Dave [Xeros]Wow. All right, I think eventually everyone’s going to fly except for you.
23:08:40:2923:08:46:15Steve [Nortle]yeah um um i can
23:08:44:0523:08:44:26Chris [TBD]i got a cape
23:08:46:1523:09:01:26Steve [Nortle]i can unfurl spectral dracomic wings that grant me flying oh okay
23:08:50:2423:08:56:05Dave [Xeros]All right okay well yeah let’s yeah you guys go ahead
23:08:51:2123:09:02:28Jesse [Foulclaw]sheesh so are we flying down the cliff can we race or something fly down to the water
23:09:01:0623:09:03:16Brin [GM]uh -oh Oh, do we need a D? Okay.
23:09:01:2623:09:11:19Steve [Nortle]okay okay here’s here’s what i’m gonna do i’m i’m going to as soon as we say go i’m just gonna run to the end jump and like
23:09:03:1223:09:04:06Dave [Xeros]okay here we go
23:09:11:1923:09:22:17Steve [Nortle]do that little turn thing kind of like miles morales right and then just pull in all of my limbs so it’s just this turtle shell just like straight down and then spectral
23:09:18:0123:09:18:26Jesse [Foulclaw]torpedo
23:09:19:0623:09:20:02Brin [GM]Pull away the wings!
23:09:21:2723:09:33:05Dave [Xeros]all right i’m also i’m also jumping off the cliff and i’m diving straight down but i’m going to ignite my feet
23:09:22:1723:09:26:13Steve [Nortle]wings just burst out as I glide right above the water
23:09:26:0523:09:27:26Brin [GM]I approve this message.
23:09:33:0523:09:40:22Dave [Xeros]with flames to rocket boost and try to like rocket boost past you what are you going to do
23:09:34:1523:09:35:11Steve [Nortle]So, it’s like
23:09:39:0723:09:40:06Steve [Nortle]Oh yeah Yeah
23:09:40:1323:09:41:16Brin [GM]TBD, are you jumping?
23:09:40:2623:09:46:06Chris [TBD]uh i’m gonna use animal handling and try to jump on foul claws back and write them down
23:09:46:0223:09:47:05Brin [GM]Oh, Falclaw?!
23:09:46:0423:09:46:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:09:46:0923:09:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m really small still i think by the time i get down yeah dang it
23:09:47:2923:09:59:07Chris [TBD]no way there’s no way yeah you’re totally normal sized by now dang it well
23:09:49:0223:09:51:22Dave [Xeros]we waited two hours for asteroth i’m pretty sure
23:09:54:1623:09:58:15Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i had an idea
23:09:58:0723:10:00:20Brin [GM]He’s going to do animal handling right now.
23:09:59:1523:10:10:06Chris [TBD]why don’t I let you do your idea first and then i’ll just jump down and grab you that’s true but i’ve tried to shrink
23:10:01:0423:10:08:04Steve [Nortle]Hold on to his little legs You know if you shrunk If you shrank You would be the same
23:10:04:2123:10:08:08Jesse [Foulclaw]well i just thought i just i just though because
23:10:10:0623:10:13:16Chris [TBD]many times and it’s just i can’t perform in front of people
23:10:11:0523:10:12:10Steve [Nortle]This doesn’t work
23:10:12:0123:10:23:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i thought i thought you’d be able to use if i’m still small i thought he’d be able to used the gauntlet as like a booster I could punch against the cliff and it would rocket me down
23:10:13:0723:10:14:10Brin [GM]He’s too swole.
23:10:20:2523:10:21:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:10:21:1423:10:25:21Brin [GM]It would give you a 10-foot advantage.
23:10:23:1423:10:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]towards the water but it’d be more fun if I was just riding inside of it because I’m so small still
23:10:24:0323:10:26:03Chris [TBD]do that not shrunk
23:10:30:1723:10:32:07Steve [Nortle]I got toboggan.
23:10:31:2623:10:43:17Dave [Xeros]yeah itzme uncle dukey i don’t know if you guys probably
23:10:32:0623:10:33:28Chris [TBD]true that’s true that is true
23:10:34:0623:10:43:08Steve [Nortle]Okay, are
23:10:34:1723:10:38:04Brin [GM]You can use the stone sear and ignite
23:10:43:0823:10:47:12Steve [Nortle]we doing a specific roll or is it just flat numbers?
23:10:46:2423:10:56:13Brin [GM]just straight up is it acrobatics? It is acrobitics 100%. Athletics or
23:10:49:1423:10:51:27Steve [Nortle]I feel like that would be acrobatics for me.
23:10:55:0623:10:55:24Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
23:10:55:1423:10:55:18Steve [Nortle]Okay.
23:10:56:1323:11:07:26Brin [GM]acrobarics you can choose one okay ready set a go what
23:10:58:0223:11:08:11Jesse [Foulclaw]acrobatics don’t worry, it’s not a one
23:11:00:2523:11:01:07Steve [Nortle]No.
23:11:02:2823:11:13:29Dave [Xeros]what did you roll first all right here we go also
23:11:04:1923:11:05:25Steve [Nortle]The exact same thing.
23:11:07:2623:11:14:12Brin [GM]oh wow is it single digit darling so sorry
23:11:10:0523:11:10:29Steve [Nortle]16.
23:11:13:2923:11:18:29Dave [Xeros]16 but as i’m going down i’m gonna touch myself robotic inspiration
23:11:14:2223:11:15:06Steve [Nortle]Okay.
23:11:18:1323:11:30:20Brin [GM]oh lord have silvery barbs mercy you’re you
23:11:18:2923:11:26:07Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna roll that another six and that would make it an unnatural 20
23:11:28:2823:11:40:04Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I’m out of tricks. so you rocket past me Fire Lord Ozai
23:11:30:2023:11:37:29Brin [GM]know i got a tarot card
23:11:36:0423:11:38:12Dave [Xeros]iron man right past
23:11:40:0423:11:46:09Steve [Nortle]and then I come after a Super Mario Brothers
23:11:45:2223:11:50:28Dave [Xeros]did you roll seven the blue shell
23:11:46:2423:11:48:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I got a seven
23:11:47:1623:11:49:13Steve [Nortle]little turtle with wings
23:11:50:1423:11:51:14Chris [TBD]a koopa
23:11:51:0323:11:51:28Steve [Nortle]yeah
23:11:55:2923:12:05:10Chris [TBD]now what did you do I rolled an 11 so at least I grabbed on to you we are just yeah I slowed you way down
23:11:56:1423:11:59:25Jesse [Foulclaw]i rolled a seven so i
23:12:01:1023:12:02:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:12:02:0823:12:06:10Jesse [Foulclaw]you slowed me down you’re like hey hold on
23:12:06:2123:12:10:05Chris [TBD]and we’re just like struggling struggling
23:12:10:1223:12:14:29Jesse [Foulclaw]we can’t even fall to the water effectively
23:12:12:1623:12:13:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:12:13:0123:12:14:12Chris [TBD]can’t do anything right
23:12:14:1323:12:16:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:12:15:1223:12:22:08Brin [GM]the true source of the seven okay all right so you’re all entered the water now
23:12:21:1523:12:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s your It’s your cape. There’s a ton of drag, yeah.
23:12:22:0723:12:26:14Dave [Xeros]to freak out a little bit as i get closer though it’s like in my face
23:12:23:2623:12:27:01Brin [GM]okay and who you won I’ll give you a token for that
23:12:24:0323:12:33:11Chris [TBD]it’s in my face covering you oh that thing stays solid stapled to my head
23:12:24:2423:12:30:18Steve [Nortle]but your hair your hat somehow remains on
23:12:28:1923:12:32:10Brin [GM]I will give you it token I’m sorry I keep throwing stuff on your screen
23:12:34:0823:12:40:05Brin [GM]okie dokie you guys are back in the water okay and I think because it’s 12-15
23:12:37:1123:12:41:14Chris [TBD]is it that late?
23:12:43:0223:12:48:01Brin [GM]so you guys can have a conversation with Cicely and Ithink we’ll call it
23:12:48:1823:12:52:02Dave [Xeros]as she doesn’t lay any eggs can we explicitly tell her not
23:12:53:0223:12:56:01Jesse [Foulclaw]What do you have against creatures who lay eggs?
23:12:53:1823:12:56:27Brin [GM]that would be like telling a queen bee to not lay eggs
23:12:55:1323:12:58:14Chris [TBD]I’m going to roll constitution every time she lays an egg
23:12:58:2023:13:00:03Steve [Nortle]to see if you yak
23:13:00:0123:13:03:07Brin [GM]and if you fail it’s going to start turning you on
23:13:04:0123:13:13:03Dave [Xeros]Okay, can you cast your little screen thing? Like your jumbotron.
23:13:04:1023:13:09:16Steve [Nortle]and it’s gonna be stuck inside of your little domkong too so like
23:13:11:1623:13:16:22Brin [GM]now remember, it’ll let it if you vomit it will let it pass through
23:13:15:0123:13:15:24Steve [Nortle]Oh, that’s right.
23:13:18:1923:13:20:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I can, but I have no problem with this.
23:13:21:1123:13:29:18Chris [TBD]he’s an owlin alright we are rolling up to Sicily let’s roll up here we go
23:13:23:1723:13:26:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ve seen plenty of eggs laid in my time.
23:13:30:2123:13:35:28Chris [TBD]Sicily you bodacious babe
23:13:33:1323:13:35:14Brin [GM]my group of misfits
23:13:37:0623:13:38:13Brin [GM]she drops an egg
23:13:39:1223:13:42:01Chris [TBD]hold on oh
23:13:43:1423:13:51:00Chris [TBD]I can’t you gotta take over oh my god
23:13:52:2723:13:54:07Chris [TBD]You got to do it.
23:13:53:0223:13:55:11Dave [Xeros]I rolled lower than you!
23:13:54:0023:13:56:07Jesse [Foulclaw]it looks so
23:13:55:1723:13:59:28Brin [GM]gosh you guys are just like the biggest males I’ve ever seen
23:14:00:1423:14:07:04Jesse [Foulclaw]effortless for her she’s just incredible usually Owlins struggle for quite a while but she just seems to
23:14:01:2023:14:02:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:14:08:0123:14:10:04Brin [GM]she ovulates 10 times a day
23:14:10:1123:14:12:17Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh.
23:14:10:2623:14:12:10Dave [Xeros]Here we go .
23:14:11:0423:14:13:06Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my god
23:14:15:1223:14:16:11Brin [GM][laughter]
23:14:17:2023:14:19:20Dave [Xeros]I swallow that one down a little bit.
23:14:17:2723:14:22:23Chris [TBD]I gotta walk away. I gotta go.
23:14:18:1823:14:20:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:14:22:1323:14:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:14:22:2323:14:24:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:14:26:1523:14:28:16Chris [TBD]You guys talk. I gotta get up.
23:14:26:2023:14:27:07Brin [GM]no
23:14:28:1123:14:30:21Dave [Xeros]Don’t let it out in your dom-com suit.
23:14:31:2923:14:34:08Dave [Xeros]It’ll just get trapped right there next to your face.
23:14:34:2623:14:41:00Brin [GM]well, the DomCon won’t let it past Oh, my goodness. I’m literally crying right now.
23:14:36:2323:14:37:12Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah. That’s right.
23:14:42:1323:14:42:26Brin [GM]Okay.
23:14:48:0123:14:49:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:14:51:0623:14:54:00Brin [GM]My group of misfits have returned?
23:14:55:1023:14:57:00Dave [Xeros]Yes. Yes, we have.
23:14:56:1423:15:02:29Brin [GM]And when you see her she is looking a lot better.
23:14:58:1123:14:58:28Jesse [Foulclaw]misfits
23:15:02:2923:15:04:16Chris [TBD]Oh, nice.
23:15:03:1923:15:04:01Dave [Xeros]Hey.
23:15:03:2923:15:15:11Brin [GM]Her color has returned a little bit She’s more like a vibrant bluish color Okay. Oh yeah, I do have her character.
23:15:11:1423:15:12:14Chris [TBD]Do you have a character?
23:15:11:2423:15:14:06Steve [Nortle]Do I still have True Sight?
23:15:16:0223:15:20:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah. I mean she went from – never mind. I’m not going to say that.
23:15:21:2623:15:27:20Steve [Nortle]Because she was transformed in some way. So I can see her…
23:15:25:1323:15:30:08Brin [GM]Okay and this is Cicely right here.
23:15:31:2923:15:33:23Chris [TBD]The bodacious mermaid babe.
23:15:33:2323:15:37:03Dave [Xeros]She’s the blue one on the second from the right.
23:15:37:2223:15:49:22Brin [GM]merfolk -y okay um and she yes she’s looking a lot better. Her color is back. She’s more lively
23:15:38:2123:15:39:03Dave [Xeros]Yep.
23:15:39:2423:15:40:16Chris [TBD]Merfolk-y.
23:15:49:2223:15:58:05Brin [GM]um what’s yes less butter that’s you know being sick doesn’t make
23:15:51:2323:15:53:06Dave [Xeros]She’s less but a facey.
23:15:57:2723:16:02:15Dave [Xeros]No, no. It was it was the dark circles under your eyes. You kind of made it look like you were a little stressed.
23:16:03:0623:16:04:22Jesse [Foulclaw]forgive my
23:16:04:1223:16:07:18Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta stop. You gotta stop.
23:16:06:0623:16:06:28Jesse [Foulclaw]friend
23:16:10:0323:16:12:07Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re very thankful for your eggs
23:16:13:0623:16:14:09Dave [Xeros]What did you do?
23:16:19:1323:16:22:01Steve [Nortle]this is how we’re gonna keep arrows out of the conversation
23:16:22:1223:16:31:14Brin [GM]I am going to mute your mic now mm -hmm okay um please tell me what
23:16:34:2523:16:40:26Steve [Nortle]well we bumped into someone from the past uh but i don’t think that’s what you’re talking about
23:16:40:1723:16:42:06Dave [Xeros]The trees were all dudes.
23:16:42:2323:16:47:08Steve [Nortle]Yeah, Eros stuck his head inside of all the tree’s ash holes.
23:16:48:1723:16:50:15Dave [Xeros]No, there was just one ash hole.
23:16:51:0623:16:56:06Steve [Nortle]Oh really? I was under the impression that you really liked the ash holes
23:16:53:2623:17:00:28Dave [Xeros]was only one ash tree and I stuck my head once into the ash hole
23:17:00:1223:17:03:19Chris [TBD]It’s a wonder we get anything done
23:17:01:0023:17:09:06Jesse [Foulclaw]so all of that is true however I think what you want to know is…
23:17:06:2723:17:10:17Brin [GM]you did not open
23:17:13:1323:17:21:23Jesse [Foulclaw]No. Oh, no. We didn’t know. Yes. The trees are alive there was
23:17:16:2123:17:18:06Dave [Xeros]They’re all still in the closet.
23:17:18:0423:17:23:27Chris [TBD]thriving and surviving and blooming and looking
23:17:18:2123:17:30:14Steve [Nortle]We also smashed a really big tree That was mean And we punched it
23:17:30:2423:17:32:24Steve [Nortle]Until it died
23:17:32:0323:17:33:07Dave [Xeros]burned its acorns
23:17:34:0123:17:36:19Chris [TBD]though she didn’t show up
23:17:34:2523:17:42:05Brin [GM]an astral she has been trying to kill me for a long time
23:17:37:0423:17:38:14Dave [Xeros]She stood him up
23:17:39:0723:17:40:09Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
23:17:42:0523:17:50:17Brin [GM]and this is probably why she sensed this disease yes you
23:17:48:0723:17:56:23Steve [Nortle]What about all those Kids? Well, it could be about her kids as well.
23:17:49:1723:17:59:09Dave [Xeros]all about you right yeah yeah i mean it’s got to be at some point it’s gotta be about the kids
23:17:58:2123:17:59:24Brin [GM]i’d like to say
23:18:03:2623:18:09:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Are these eggs like a membrane? Are they like a shell? Do they crack open?
23:18:08:0923:18:19:21Brin [GM]one of one of the workers it’s it looks like it is a shell but it’s like kind of soft like larva almost okay yeah okay and and
23:18:08:2923:18:18:23Chris [TBD]you’re fascinated by these things yeah like a frog like a frogging right
23:18:19:2123:18:29:03Brin [GM]And one of the workers, when the egg drops, she takes it and places it in one of the hex pods. Okay? In the cliffside. All right?
23:18:29:1223:18:33:08Brin [GM]And then over a period of time they develop.
23:18:35:1223:18:39:24Chris [TBD]the reproduction cycle of these mermaids so much is that was that yeah
23:18:38:2623:18:46:21Brin [GM]No I didn’t but luckily I had it all planned out in my head. I spent a lot of time pondering reproduction.
23:18:43:1923:18:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]look at these things eros eros i’m gonna stick this right under eris’s nose one of these eggs look at this it’s not a shell
23:18:53:1323:19:03:00Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s some sort of liquid it’s gelatinous almost what’s the
23:18:56:2123:19:02:17Dave [Xeros]you know what you have ruined you’ve ruined all the caviar I’ve ever ate my entire life
23:18:57:1423:18:58:27Steve [Nortle]It’s kind of like mucus.
23:19:03:0323:19:06:17Chris [TBD]at a much larger size it’s so much different
23:19:04:1823:19:07:16Brin [GM]You wait you eat eggs?
23:19:09:0723:19:15:14Steve [Nortle]No, I don’t. I eat lettuce and I used to eat pasta but I had some bad experiences.
23:19:14:0923:19:18:26Chris [TBD]Oh, he did eat one of those flowers on one of the purple tree.
23:19:17:2823:19:18:29Steve [Nortle]Oh those were tasty.
23:19:20:0723:19:23:15Steve [Nortle]You should try them. It takes you to a whole other world
23:19:23:2123:19:26:20Brin [GM]do you what’s flower is this
23:19:26:2523:19:28:02Steve [Nortle]from the purple tree
23:19:30:1623:19:32:25Brin [GM]do you have one
23:19:30:2223:19:31:29Steve [Nortle]with the dude in it.
23:19:33:2423:19:38:02Dave [Xeros]I got a couple I take I take a couple of the pedals out and I’m like
23:19:39:2423:19:49:07Dave [Xeros]do me a favor just don’t talk about your eggs anymore just just for a second you you can 100% make it all about you.
23:19:45:2323:19:46:14Jesse [Foulclaw]mean these eggs
23:19:49:0723:20:02:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll cast
23:19:49:1723:19:53:08Brin [GM]I mean, I am the queen
23:19:53:1723:19:56:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, just if you could put up a screen or something
23:20:00:1623:20:01:11Steve [Nortle]Another cover
23:20:01:2923:20:04:17Brin [GM]I don’t want you here anymore
23:20:02:1123:20:03:14Jesse [Foulclaw]the
23:20:05:1723:20:06:26Dave [Xeros]your pedals Just take the pedals
23:20:05:2623:20:15:06Jesse [Foulclaw]silent image over the egg hatchery just for yeah they’re like
23:20:10:0123:20:10:25Dave [Xeros]Thank you
23:20:10:2523:20:12:15Chris [TBD]Eros’ face.
23:20:13:0823:20:16:03Brin [GM]and she smells this
23:20:15:0623:20:24:05Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the
23:20:17:0523:20:19:11Steve [Nortle]It’s probably soggy now.
23:20:19:0623:20:21:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah It’s underwater but that’s fine
23:20:21:2223:20:22:27Chris [TBD]She smells it.
23:20:21:2723:20:23:08Steve [Nortle]I guess it’s magic?
23:20:23:1723:20:25:17Brin [GM]fragrant yeah, you can still smell it
23:20:25:1523:20:27:09Steve [Nortle]She can smell underwater.
23:20:26:2123:20:28:07Jesse [Foulclaw]preserved it
23:20:28:0323:20:31:18Chris [TBD]Sharks can smell blood from miles away. Why couldn’t a mermaid?
23:20:30:2323:20:36:10Steve [Nortle]That’s a frequent misunderstanding of the way that… Keep going.
23:20:38:0923:20:40:17Brin [GM]I’m not sure that you want to know my secrets.
23:20:40:1723:20:42:03Dave [Xeros]Yes yes we do
23:20:42:0123:20:43:08Brin [GM]Then shut up!
23:20:46:0423:20:49:21Brin [GM]Ugh, I’m starting to get annoyed of you?
23:20:52:0623:20:55:02Jesse [Foulclaw]your eggs okay
23:20:54:0923:20:55:17Brin [GM]It’s very weird to say.
23:20:56:2423:20:58:21Chris [TBD]TBD’s back has just been…
23:20:57:1423:20:58:11Steve [Nortle]Smooth!
23:20:58:1323:21:01:17Brin [GM]to go place that in the hex pods so that it can grow, please.
23:21:01:2823:21:06:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll go I’m gonna go
23:21:03:0623:21:06:03Dave [Xeros]You just got turned into a drone my friend That’s What happens
23:21:06:2523:21:08:27Brin [GM]And the worker walks over and takes
23:21:08:2423:21:10:19Chris [TBD]But like very aggressively.
23:21:09:0223:21:11:24Dave [Xeros]You just got You just got friend droned
23:21:15:0523:21:18:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just going to have my face up against the honeycomb
23:21:18:1523:21:24:28Brin [GM]Oh uh oh. Eros how many have you gotten of these tonight that I feel like you don’t deserve
23:21:19:1323:21:21:11Jesse [Foulclaw]looking at all of the eggs.
23:21:22:1923:21:28:17Dave [Xeros]i got seven hey come on friend drones that’s good
23:21:25:2423:21:28:14Chris [TBD]lot of fortunes.
23:21:29:2023:21:37:28Chris [TBD]Okay, okay, okay. TBD has been standing with his back facing you the entire time but he’s listening and he’s very curious about what you want to say
23:21:31:2323:21:32:12Brin [GM]Shit!
23:21:37:1623:21:39:27Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s turned around laughing
23:21:39:0323:21:41:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:21:40:0323:21:41:12Chris [TBD]He doesn’t want to be rude
23:21:41:2623:21:44:00Steve [Nortle]I think it’s too late for that.
23:21:43:1523:21:44:12Chris [TBD]No, no, no
23:21:45:2323:21:48:12Chris [TBD]I… TBD is keeping himself composed
23:21:49:2123:21:54:24Chris [TBD]Go on Take that as a compliment
23:21:50:2023:21:53:16Brin [GM]I like looking at the back of you better. Hmm?
23:21:55:0723:22:07:05Steve [Nortle]A little bit of gluteus flexius there. I like this lady.
23:21:56:0123:21:56:14Brin [GM]I too.
23:21:57:2623:21:59:18Chris [TBD]Gluteus Maximus Afflexius
23:21:59:0823:22:01:07Brin [GM]Speaking of butter face
23:22:05:2623:22:11:08Dave [Xeros]hey yeah uh-huh she she she’s she got a bit of an attitude
23:22:06:2623:22:09:21Chris [TBD]Alright, alright, alright What you got to say?
23:22:11:2123:22:13:21Brin [GM]So when she smells this flower
23:22:13:1723:22:16:26Chris [TBD]It’s like that scene from Nacho Libre when he’s
23:22:18:1523:22:24:09Chris [TBD]tights his butt in the nucleus. Okay, go ahead, go head.
23:22:20:2023:22:21:28Brin [GM]his nucleus
23:22:25:0123:22:26:21Brin [GM]inside of her mouth
23:22:29:0223:22:33:25Brin [GM]I love that movie. Okay, when she smells this flower She
23:22:34:0423:22:34:29Chris [TBD]Lighter music?
23:22:35:1123:22:45:24Brin [GM]You can see like She is hardcore reminiscing It’s almost like She’s recalling something From the past
23:22:41:0323:22:41:29Chris [TBD]Oh yeah.
23:22:45:2323:22:49:29Chris [TBD]Because she had her memory affected. Yeah, yeah, yeah
23:22:49:2923:22:53:02Brin [GM]Just like Basil And
23:22:54:2023:22:56:29Brin [GM]She starts to cry She’s weeping
23:23:00:1523:23:02:29Brin [GM]Why did you find this?
23:23:03:1923:23:06:22Steve [Nortle]Purple guy came off a purple guy in a tree.
23:23:06:1323:23:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw]The purple tree one of the trees one of the trees from
23:23:09:2423:23:10:12Chris [TBD]that was a dude
23:23:10:2923:23:12:15Steve [Nortle]That doesn’t narrow it down.
23:23:11:0223:23:18:17Dave [Xeros]they were all dudes in the bidding yeah
23:23:14:0523:23:14:28Steve [Nortle]Let her talk.
23:23:15:1123:23:20:11Jesse [Foulclaw]the beginning. The purple one from the beginning
23:23:19:2223:23:23:23Brin [GM]The b-b-, the ba-, the b-, the benenging
23:23:20:2623:23:21:26Chris [TBD]finish this
23:23:27:0523:23:29:28Brin [GM]Gosh you guys, it’s hard to keep this accent
23:23:30:1823:23:31:06Chris [TBD]Croissant
23:23:31:2023:23:39:11Brin [GM]Stop interrupting me I shouldn’t have done French for this I should’ve just done this regular voice of mine Um
23:23:41:0623:23:51:01Brin [GM]This, this music is perfect too this is one of i think that this is a uh larenun flower
23:23:53:2623:24:03:02Dave [Xeros]do you spell that That was in character, right?
23:23:56:1623:23:58:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:23:56:1623:23:59:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:23:58:1623:24:06:11Brin [GM]laran l -a -r -e -n o -o -o n you mother okay
23:24:02:1123:24:03:01Chris [TBD]in character right?
23:24:02:2823:24:04:06Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:24:10:1523:24:11:25Chris [TBD]This poor woman
23:24:11:0323:24:13:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Loon? Laren Loon
23:24:21:2923:24:25:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, I do Yes, does it talk about that in here
23:24:22:2823:24:23:28Brin [GM]have that journal number
23:24:25:2723:24:30:15Brin [GM]There’s Laranune in there. Do you see it? Is there a pressed flower in there?
23:24:27:1623:24:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey, you guys remember this was from the captain’s cabin
23:24:34:0923:24:42:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah. I remember that the it’s the Laren Noon.
23:24:36:1223:24:37:29Chris [TBD]And it’s got a flower in there.
23:24:38:1723:24:40:23Jesse [Foulclaw]this is that flower
23:24:42:1223:24:44:01Brin [GM]What is this you have?
23:24:44:1923:24:45:08Jesse [Foulclaw]um
23:24:46:2623:24:48:20Dave [Xeros]It’s a romance novel.
23:24:50:0523:24:51:15Dave [Xeros]It’s all about Nunes.
23:24:51:2123:24:53:03Chris [TBD]Roll for spicy.
23:24:56:2923:25:06:17Jesse [Foulclaw]the ferryman’s diary I think I mean, I’m not sure if it’s his writing but I found it in his
23:25:00:2723:25:01:15Brin [GM]fairy man,
23:25:02:0623:25:03:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, the one you said was bad.
23:25:07:0823:25:13:11Brin [GM]but that You sees this paper That it is made of That is scrail
23:25:08:0123:25:08:20Jesse [Foulclaw]cabin
23:25:14:2423:25:18:26Brin [GM]It’s the papers that my people make And only we have
23:25:18:2623:25:21:11Jesse [Foulclaw]you mean like underwater
23:25:23:2823:25:30:14Dave [Xeros]What is this worth it? Absolutely.
23:25:25:2623:25:26:18Chris [TBD]Put it in!
23:25:27:1823:25:28:15Chris [TBD]Put it up!
23:25:28:0623:25:28:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:25:28:1323:25:30:23Steve [Nortle]Worth it! Absolutely.
23:25:30:2923:25:42:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I think that’s just how the letters are pronounced.
23:25:31:0523:25:34:12Brin [GM]Do you se The height on this
23:25:31:2223:25:33:19Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:25:32:2123:25:34:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:25:42:1923:25:43:28Jesse [Foulclaw]He was trying to spell it, too.
23:25:43:0123:25:44:00Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:25:46:0323:25:48:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Like you mean underwater?
23:25:46:2923:25:51:20Brin [GM]It’s scale and scroll put together. It’s a scrail.
23:25:50:0123:25:52:16Dave [Xeros]And it spelled apparently
23:25:52:1623:26:23:08Dave [Xeros]it’s spelled f -u -c all right do you
23:25:55:0223:25:55:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
23:25:59:1423:26:01:08Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s a lot of…
23:25:59:2323:26:07:14Brin [GM]Only my people make that because it lasts underwater for very long time, so the only way is we can have books under the water.
23:26:07:2523:26:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw]You have Underwater books.
23:26:08:0423:26:19:11Brin [GM]We have crushed our scales and pressed them into paper and then we can write on it and it doesn’t disintegrate.
23:26:11:1323:26:12:04Steve [Nortle]color in them?
23:26:19:1523:26:20:11Brin [GM]It cannot burn.
23:26:23:0823:26:33:14Dave [Xeros]have a book of idiots made out of this maybe we can do some comparative hermeneutics i mean look at
23:26:28:1423:26:29:10Steve [Nortle]I would be a fan.
23:26:28:2623:26:29:27Brin [GM]real question is
23:26:31:2923:26:37:09Steve [Nortle]Well, I mean considering what we’ve done and they’re honest enough to puke in front of you
23:26:37:2323:26:48:20Brin [GM]you cleared the orchard of all the blight there is no more. You wiped out all of these seedlings
23:26:41:2523:26:43:12Chris [TBD]It started growing back.
23:26:41:2723:26:44:13Dave [Xeros]did it was mostly me
23:26:46:0523:26:55:23Dave [Xeros]i’m just saying i i healed all the most of the trees you healed one that’s okay
23:26:52:0123:27:02:04Chris [TBD]Yeah, but I destroyed all the enemies yeah we worked together yeah
23:26:53:2123:27:04:28Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s that’s what he did there might
23:26:55:2123:26:55:29Brin [GM]joking
23:26:57:2223:26:59:27Dave [Xeros]You’re right. TBD did it all.
23:27:01:0523:27:02:14Dave [Xeros]It was a group effort.
23:27:01:2023:27:12:02Brin [GM]listen, I’ve had my people sneak onto the shore sometimes and we take books from the lands,
23:27:02:2323:27:04:06Steve [Nortle]I beat up an owl
23:27:12:1523:27:20:01Brin [GM]the people who live in the lands and we copy these books on square paper and we hide them to understand.
23:27:20:1423:27:22:21Dave [Xeros]Do you have a library? If you have books, you have to do that.
23:27:23:0123:27:26:18Brin [GM]We have a library…
23:27:23:1023:27:32:04Jesse [Foulclaw]some like copyright issues with but can you tell me do you
23:27:26:0923:27:27:17Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:27:28:1723:27:29:20Brin [GM]What is this?
23:27:30:2323:27:32:08Brin [GM]What is his copyrights?
23:27:32:0423:27:43:01Jesse [Foulclaw]know what this book is talking about or who wrote this potentially okay I’ll let
23:27:38:0623:27:40:02Brin [GM]Hands this to me. Let me see.
23:27:41:0623:27:42:00Brin [GM]You show it to her.
23:27:43:0123:27:50:19Jesse [Foulclaw]to look at it you mentioned that talks i mean i saw that name in there we mentioned last time
23:27:45:0123:27:46:13Steve [Nortle]to promise to give it back
23:27:54:2123:27:55:08Dave [Xeros]Eadro.
23:27:55:0823:27:55:26Brin [GM]Adriel.
23:27:55:1723:28:03:19Chris [TBD]adrian oh yeah yeah yeah that’s right you
23:27:56:2523:28:05:23Jesse [Foulclaw]adro yes but is this is there any significance
23:27:57:0323:28:04:00Brin [GM]Yes, this is my God. He is the one who made Zemir folk in Koyas.
23:28:00:0623:28:01:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, that’s right.
23:28:05:2323:28:16:26Jesse [Foulclaw]do you know who wrote this it’s not author
23:28:10:0623:28:10:19Brin [GM]It’s me?
23:28:11:2023:28:16:00Chris [TBD]it did you check the author name
23:28:13:2623:28:19:19Dave [Xeros]How on earth do you find time to write a book
23:28:16:2623:28:18:11Jesse [Foulclaw]no it’s just like
23:28:18:0323:28:20:16Chris [TBD]It probably says Sicily right on the bottom.
23:28:18:2423:28:27:10Steve [Nortle]You know, if you just write a thousand words A day At the end of every year You’ve got 365,000 words
23:28:19:2023:28:31:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think it does the very
23:28:21:2323:28:22:17Brin [GM]don’t understand
23:28:26:1523:28:28:05Brin [GM]Where did you get this?
23:28:30:2923:28:35:04Chris [TBD]We told you, yeah, the ferryman was in his cabin.
23:28:31:2823:28:34:23Jesse [Foulclaw]man he had
23:28:33:2023:28:33:29Dave [Xeros]Cabin?
23:28:34:1923:28:39:00Brin [GM]That doesn’t make sense This was stolen from me
23:28:39:2223:28:40:16Steve [Nortle]ferryman probably
23:28:41:1023:28:49:22Dave [Xeros]Maybe the ferryman is really old. He did look pretty old.
23:28:41:1823:28:46:01Brin [GM]You don’t understands it was stolen hundreds of years ago
23:28:49:1423:28:50:20Chris [TBD]He did look pretty old.
23:28:51:1623:28:52:14Steve [Nortle]He whishled
23:28:52:1123:28:53:05Dave [Xeros]He did.
23:28:52:2923:28:54:19Chris [TBD]Do you know the ferry man?
23:28:55:0623:28:56:02Steve [Nortle]Like whistling
23:28:55:2423:28:57:04Chris [TBD]He looked human.
23:28:57:1023:29:00:02Steve [Nortle]Extends your life right I can’t do it
23:29:02:0723:29:05:11Chris [TBD]What was the ferry men? Do you remember? Did you write down his race?
23:29:06:2123:29:09:02Steve [Nortle]Almost everyone was human That we were bumping into
23:29:09:1023:29:10:12Chris [TBD]Humanoid, she said.
23:29:10:1823:29:16:08Brin [GM]I know who stole this from me. It was Peyton.
23:29:14:0523:29:15:11Dave [Xeros]Was it Yadro?
23:29:14:2723:29:15:08Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
23:29:17:0023:29:18:00Chris [TBD]Baten. Baten?
23:29:19:1223:29:21:17Steve [Nortle]Oh he was pulling on a mask
23:29:21:2323:29:30:24Brin [GM]It’s hard for me to remember, but the smell of that flower, I-I know it was him that took the book from me
23:29:22:1823:29:33:21Chris [TBD]Oh, yes. No, he’s a collar. He was pulling on his collar. we need to get a bouquet of these flowers and give it to her ASAP
23:29:25:0523:29:25:19Steve [Nortle]Yeah
23:29:35:0523:29:46:23Jesse [Foulclaw]like we have our memories right here in my hands um um who’s who do you remember who baden is why he would have taken this from
23:29:37:1423:29:38:29Chris [TBD]oh that’s good point
23:29:38:1823:29:39:26Dave [Xeros]Oh, so it’s a diary.
23:29:50:0223:29:52:10Brin [GM]that he had very strong feelings for me
23:29:53:1723:29:54:06Steve [Nortle]understandable.
23:29:54:0323:30:03:12Chris [TBD]yeah you are a bodacious mermaid create I’m not looking my back is to you the whole time
23:29:55:2623:29:58:19Dave [Xeros]You are looking a lot better these days.
23:29:57:2923:30:05:18Jesse [Foulclaw]wow
23:29:59:2623:30:08:25Dave [Xeros]Okay, yep. Oh, he put his screen up. Hey! With the screen I rolled an at 20 and I don’t throw up.
23:30:09:2523:30:10:28Steve [Nortle]I’m marking it down.
23:30:10:2523:30:12:02Brin [GM]you start to find it beautiful
23:30:12:0723:30:13:24Dave [Xeros]Nope, nope, the screen’s up.
23:30:14:2023:30:18:03Brin [GM]This ovulation drop is
23:30:14:2923:30:15:15Chris [TBD]strangely
23:30:17:1223:30:20:06Chris [TBD]what she says goes man, you are into it now
23:30:20:0223:30:20:17Steve [Nortle]Exquisite.
23:30:21:2923:30:23:25Jesse [Foulclaw]like to try and catch the egg this time
23:30:22:2423:30:31:29Dave [Xeros]nope nope don’t do that um are you sure this isn’t like a bait and switch type thing because
23:30:25:1923:30:26:27Steve [Nortle]That’s a bit forward of
23:30:27:2723:30:28:24Chris [TBD]no touchy
23:30:30:1423:30:31:22Steve [Nortle]bait and switch.
23:30:35:1423:30:41:20Dave [Xeros]i’ve heard about baiting switches all all over of coreus and irithessa it seems like they
23:30:41:2023:30:49:18Dave [Xeros]they bathe and switch all right um possibly
23:30:43:0123:30:45:15Brin [GM]I don’t know what you’re talking about
23:30:47:0223:30:48:16Steve [Nortle]Are they masters of it?
23:30:50:0623:30:51:15Chris [TBD]remember anything about Baden?
23:30:52:2123:31:00:09Brin [GM]just his strong feelings for me he was obsessed you probably need to read the fucking journal
23:30:56:1423:30:56:28Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:31:03:2323:31:15:26Brin [GM]that name,
23:31:04:0823:31:05:20Jesse [Foulclaw]we were a little busy
23:31:06:0623:31:08:25Dave [Xeros]turn to the chapter about master baden please
23:31:11:1123:31:14:12Chris [TBD]You can take one out for that.
23:31:12:0523:31:13:23Steve [Nortle]I think you can take one out.
23:31:12:2823:31:24:22Jesse [Foulclaw]i i will ah i
23:31:15:2623:31:25:16Brin [GM]that he could manipulate it that much i was naming him after the the bay bay den right instead
23:31:17:1923:31:18:27Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh.
23:31:21:1523:31:22:05Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:31:23:1723:31:23:26Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:31:23:2523:31:27:27Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep. Yeah, yeah. Oh totally. Yep, yup.
23:31:24:2223:31:29:08Jesse [Foulclaw]will
23:31:25:0723:31:26:17Steve [Nortle]I’ll add the Y in there.
23:31:27:2223:31:29:20Chris [TBD]Never unrest they made a tiefling.
23:31:30:2423:31:44:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i will read this book my lady and yeah don’t
23:31:34:2823:31:39:08Brin [GM]it’s the only one that respects come with me i will show you the library come on
23:31:35:2023:31:37:18Chris [TBD]God, you’re such a suck up when you do
23:31:39:0623:31:40:17Dave [Xeros]Wait there’s a library?
23:31:40:1823:31:48:08Brin [GM]you don’t get to go because you are brat yes you can come okay
23:31:43:1723:31:44:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:31:44:0923:31:51:06Jesse [Foulclaw]upset her as we walk away I’m going to change the silent image
23:31:44:1123:31:47:10Steve [Nortle]I’m kind of neutral, can I come along? Okay.
23:31:51:0623:32:02:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to change the silent image into her just laying eggs like repeatedly just in front of Eros as we walk away yeah
23:31:51:2323:31:55:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, okay I’m just gonna hang out here in my Don Khan suit.
23:31:59:1423:31:59:19Dave [Xeros]Ow!
23:32:01:0723:32:01:19Dave [Xeros]Ah!
23:32:05:0623:32:06:10Steve [Nortle]it’s like a gif
23:32:06:2323:32:07:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:32:06:2623:32:18:10Brin [GM]like and three cleansers come over and they’re just swimming around you guys just circling you guys okay and and she takes
23:32:13:2023:32:18:13Dave [Xeros]This smell of my own puke just keeps on coming back and it just keeps happening over and over again.
23:32:18:1023:32:27:09Brin [GM]she takes this big tether and she unhooks it and it just stays okay and
23:32:24:0823:32:25:26Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s like the avatar people
23:32:27:0923:32:38:29Brin [GM]she swims over to a certain um hex pod and it’s kind of got vines over the front of it and she parts them and it’s a doorway
23:32:38:2923:32:50:08Brin [GM]and it goes back onto another on the, like the backside It’s like if it was a wall she would be on the other side of the wall Okay? When you walk into this
23:32:39:2523:32:40:22Chris [TBD]privacy here
23:32:41:1623:32:42:17Dave [Xeros]Tell me about that.
23:32:50:0823:32:58:27Brin [GM]it is like Beauty and the Beast when Belle is looking at the library Right? But it’s like there’s just no
23:32:56:1923:33:07:05Chris [TBD]in this case foul claws bell yeah yep you
23:33:01:1323:33:02:01Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
23:33:01:1523:33:03:05Dave [Xeros]And Sicily is the beast
23:33:03:1723:33:12:06Steve [Nortle]and Nortle is Mrs. Potts oh what are the words
23:33:05:1523:33:07:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:33:05:1823:33:09:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah. You gotta start singing!
23:33:07:0523:33:11:01Chris [TBD]gotta start singing You got to start singing.
23:33:07:2223:33:09:00Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:33:11:1923:33:13:06Brin [GM]Tell us
23:33:13:1223:33:15:29Dave [Xeros]No, it’s Be Our Guest is Mrs. Poth.
23:33:15:2223:33:17:13Chris [TBD]No, no, no. This tale is old as time.
23:33:16:2623:33:20:21Steve [Nortle]tale as old this time.
23:33:17:2023:33:18:00Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah.
23:33:20:0623:33:21:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:33:20:1623:33:22:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:33:20:1623:33:22:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:33:22:1523:33:29:21Steve [Nortle]Barely even friends and somebody burns. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I did it again, didn’t I?
23:33:27:1723:33:30:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Nortle, we’re having a beautiful moment.
23:33:31:1423:33:33:17Steve [Nortle]I’ll leave the singing to the TBD.
23:33:33:0523:33:35:15Jesse [Foulclaw]And we’re supposed to keep our voices down in the library.
23:33:33:2623:33:34:21Brin [GM]it’s not
23:33:35:2023:33:35:29Steve [Nortle]sorry.
23:33:36:1023:33:46:07Brin [GM]No, you really do because this is very secret if i am caught with any book i will be severely punished by atrial
23:33:46:0723:33:53:26Brin [GM]he has forbidden any record keeping of my people do you understand okay and you when
23:33:48:0923:33:50:05Chris [TBD]Oh, the god. The god.
23:33:53:1523:33:53:28Chris [TBD]Oh.
23:33:53:2623:34:05:21Brin [GM]you’re looking at uh this library okay there’s section of it so what she’s done is she’s had all of her cleansers keep a record of everything that they do in case
23:34:05:2123:34:15:29Brin [GM]they have to use their siren. When they use their siren, they lose a memory right? So they can come back and re-read it and regain the memory back and that’s why Adriel has forbidden
23:34:16:2023:34:20:22Brin [GM]them to keep any records because he slowly wants them
23:34:18:1123:34:19:08Chris [TBD]Cheat code.
23:34:22:2323:34:26:09Brin [GM]things happen and he is punishing her okay
23:34:28:0923:34:37:01Brin [GM]so you see that one section of it is basically just all record keeping of her people And then on the other section, they have taken books.
23:34:37:0923:34:44:10Brin [GM]They have copied them and placed them back secretly so she
23:34:44:1023:34:50:05Brin [GM]has copies of every book imaginable because she’s been doing this for hundreds of years.
23:34:53:0823:34:54:04Chris [TBD]The oldest.
23:34:54:2023:34:57:05Dave [Xeros]Might even have the old-ish Old-ish Testament.
23:34:56:1823:35:18:15Jesse [Foulclaw]people are allowed to
23:34:57:2123:34:58:25Chris [TBD]The new old-ish.
23:34:58:2523:35:04:23Brin [GM]She has records from The Forgotten Hour.
23:34:58:2623:34:59:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
23:35:04:2523:35:06:21Chris [TBD]Okay. All right.
23:35:05:1823:35:07:03Dave [Xeros]Alright, hey.
23:35:07:2423:35:10:09Steve [Nortle]You’re not there. No you don’t.
23:35:08:1723:35:14:22Dave [Xeros]I stick my head in. Does anyone say The Forgotten Hour? Aw, this sucks.
23:35:11:1123:35:13:13Chris [TBD]You can’t hear it that far underwater?
23:35:13:2123:35:14:23Brin [GM]You are forgotten.
23:35:18:1523:35:25:22Jesse [Foulclaw]usually people are allowed to like borrow books from these places oh but I have like this card that says
23:35:21:2823:35:23:08Brin [GM]Absolutely not.
23:35:27:0723:35:27:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:35:27:2223:35:30:00Dave [Xeros]It’s signed by Padona herself.
23:35:31:2123:35:43:01Steve [Nortle]It’s the tallow lanyard that got us into of the library all the way back.
23:35:32:1423:35:34:25Jesse [Foulclaw]it has an illustration of me on it.
23:35:35:0723:35:35:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:35:37:1423:35:37:28Dave [Xeros]Yes!
23:35:37:1523:35:38:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:35:37:2323:35:39:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s a tallow lanyard.
23:35:44:1223:35:45:23Steve [Nortle]I have this card.
23:35:44:2523:35:56:17Brin [GM]If you want to look something up, you must come here. It has to be secret. See when you pass through into this library
23:35:57:1723:35:59:28Brin [GM]it’s a protection spell. You see?
23:36:00:2923:36:02:07Steve [Nortle]Do you have anything by
23:36:03:1523:36:04:02Steve [Nortle]Shillam
23:36:06:2323:36:07:02Chris [TBD]nice.
23:36:07:2923:36:09:21Jesse [Foulclaw]wake spear is good for the water, wake
23:36:10:0823:36:13:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. Hey, good job. Good job. It’s kind of like a bait and switch.
23:36:12:2823:36:14:29Brin [GM]Yes, right over here.
23:36:15:2923:36:24:24Brin [GM]Here you go. it’s uh um poems of despair
23:36:23:2323:36:24:23Dave [Xeros]Whatever you said.
23:36:26:1723:36:27:02Dave [Xeros]Oh…
23:36:31:2923:36:32:14Chris [TBD]a good year.
23:36:32:2223:36:34:12Brin [GM]trying to decide if i should go happy with that or
23:36:34:1823:36:35:14Steve [Nortle]Probably not.
23:36:35:1223:36:36:12Dave [Xeros]That was a good year.
23:36:36:2323:36:43:26Brin [GM]no oh my yeah do i have to give you another one
23:36:37:1723:36:38:21Jesse [Foulclaw]or not to breast stroke
23:36:43:0723:36:45:17Dave [Xeros]I stick my head in when I say breaststroke?
23:36:43:0723:36:44:16Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:36:43:2623:36:50:23Brin [GM]and she she throws a rock at your head
23:36:47:2123:36:49:04Chris [TBD]You want so badly.
23:36:49:2823:36:57:05Jesse [Foulclaw]if you poke your head in it’s just more of her laying more eggs. It’s just multiplied they’re everywhere
23:36:56:2923:37:01:09Dave [Xeros]Alright, I’m gonna go look for a hot redhead mermaid somewhere close.
23:36:57:1123:37:05:02Brin [GM]listen i have i have done lots of research on trying to get
23:37:05:0223:37:16:21Brin [GM]my memory back that is why i have sent my cleansers out to copy off these books to see if there’s some things that i could do because i think that i had a life before this one
23:37:16:2123:37:26:00Brin [GM]that i have now and um she opens up a book okay and it has some pictures drawn on it
23:37:26:0723:37:35:06Brin [GM]this is just like her theory okay i think that if you can collect a few of the things
23:37:35:0623:37:42:10Brin [GM]someone saw at the time they lost their memory it can restore it but there’s has to be there’s
23:37:42:1023:37:49:16Brin [GM]some way that you can unlock it other things that are not of the mind but that you use
23:37:49:1623:37:58:20Brin [GM]to collect memories you understand no objects
23:37:53:1523:37:59:09Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re saying there’s objects out there that carry your memories? If they were returned here or if you interacted with them
23:37:58:2023:38:10:09Brin [GM]that can spark memory but if you if you bring them together there might be something that you can do
23:38:01:1223:38:05:16Chris [TBD]Yeah, the object doesn’t have a memory but seeing it
23:38:10:0923:38:18:25Brin [GM]to re -spark the memory you understand these could be any things
23:38:13:2923:38:26:18Steve [Nortle]what do the items look like so like
23:38:14:1823:38:16:16Dave [Xeros]Many sparks make a fire.
23:38:18:2523:38:24:27Brin [GM]that the people the last things that they saw or the last thing that they smelt.
23:38:25:1523:38:26:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Like your diary
23:38:26:1823:38:29:05Steve [Nortle]if i punched them in the face to death
23:38:27:2823:38:30:02Brin [GM]Look, if you would just read
23:38:30:2423:38:34:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I think she wants us to read this. We will return this…
23:38:34:0223:38:36:29Dave [Xeros]I think she wants us to read this!
23:38:35:1723:38:43:19Brin [GM]You have not even opened it I made that with my own hands I burned the edges
23:38:35:1723:38:36:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:38:38:0023:38:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]we will protect it, and we will return it to you.
23:38:42:2523:38:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]We’ll return it.
23:38:43:2523:38:45:14Dave [Xeros]Can I see it?
23:38:46:0123:38:53:27Steve [Nortle]there off camera yeah
23:38:46:1323:38:47:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, you’re not there.
23:38:47:1423:38:48:09Brin [GM]That’s right
23:38:48:2623:38:55:02Jesse [Foulclaw]We will read it. I will read it right now.
23:38:53:0323:39:03:01Brin [GM]what I need to do I need you to help me And you said that you have a friend who lost her memory Is this Herring gone?
23:39:03:2523:39:10:04Steve [Nortle]sister don’t ask and the water she hates getting
23:39:04:0023:39:07:20Brin [GM]She came through She came to visit me, you understand?
23:39:08:2223:39:10:17Dave [Xeros]How? She doesn’t have any hands.
23:39:08:2623:39:09:14Brin [GM]Yes.
23:39:10:2723:39:14:02Brin [GM]You don’t… The fairy man throw her over too.
23:39:14:2723:39:16:24Chris [TBD]that guy’s no good Wait, I’m not there
23:39:16:0723:39:20:26Brin [GM]If anyone goes into his cabin they are thrown into the water.
23:39:21:2223:39:32:09Steve [Nortle]i need to punch him in the throat she had
23:39:23:0923:39:25:06Jesse [Foulclaw]That might be a good thing. We could do that.
23:39:26:0923:39:36:19Brin [GM]He… she came but she had her memory and she knew what she was doing I asked her to help me She had… What do you…? Yes, yeah
23:39:26:2923:39:27:17Chris [TBD]a clue in there
23:39:32:0923:39:39:25Steve [Nortle]her paws right like all right her her Her paws were intact. Okay.
23:39:38:2123:39:44:05Brin [GM]Oh yes, she looked great Very, very beautiful
23:39:44:1123:39:46:16Jesse [Foulclaw]What was what was
23:39:44:2223:39:47:02Steve [Nortle]Yeah, poofy right? That’s my sister.
23:39:46:1323:39:53:17Brin [GM]well not so much with this outcome it kind of smashes the fur a little she sure can
23:39:51:0023:40:02:09Jesse [Foulclaw]can she wear one of those? Can she okay it’s basil
23:39:59:1623:40:00:08Steve [Nortle]That’s good.
23:40:00:2923:40:03:10Dave [Xeros]I knew it, I knewit!
23:40:02:0923:40:03:03Steve [Nortle]You’re not there.
23:40:02:0923:40:12:24Jesse [Foulclaw]uh what was basil uh she
23:40:05:1823:40:08:10Brin [GM]can wear these suits you don’t have to have a wiener
23:40:09:2423:40:13:15Dave [Xeros]A winner? What was that? Winner? What?
23:40:09:2423:40:10:18Steve [Nortle]I don’t.
23:40:12:2423:40:17:28Jesse [Foulclaw]she said another she said you might have to put a
23:40:17:2823:40:26:25Jesse [Foulclaw]for foul claw it is uh you what was Basil helping you with before she lost her memory
23:40:26:1123:40:26:27Chris [TBD]workers
23:40:27:0823:40:35:26Brin [GM]was helping me with this thing that i’m telling you now i’m trying to figure out the mystery what things i need to collect to restore
23:40:35:2623:40:47:17Brin [GM]my memory and now that she has lost hers you need to do the same for her. She was going places for me, you understand but it’s I can’t remember.
23:40:50:2823:40:56:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Nortle, it sounds like maybe if we help the mermaid we could help Basil get her memory.
23:40:56:1423:40:57:14Steve [Nortle]We’ll help you.
23:41:00:0423:41:12:04Brin [GM]listen go back to Castle Leary they have you know Millie? Millie will help you.
23:41:08:1123:41:08:24Chris [TBD]Yeah.
23:41:09:1723:41:10:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
23:41:18:1723:41:19:23Chris [TBD]Was it Millie Taken?
23:41:20:1123:41:21:21Jesse [Foulclaw]No, yes.
23:41:25:2323:41:28:02Jesse [Foulclaw]But we don’t know where they went.
23:41:28:1923:41:29:08Brin [GM]what’s wrong with
23:41:31:0123:41:31:25Dave [Xeros]Nothing, we’re not there.
23:41:31:1823:41:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Millie…
23:41:31:2323:41:32:17Chris [TBD]Yeah, we’re not there.
23:41:34:1123:41:44:12Jesse [Foulclaw]We met her and she’s kind of a sus child but she
23:41:37:1023:41:38:07Brin [GM]wonderful very
23:41:42:2323:41:43:15Steve [Nortle]They’re just weird.
23:41:43:2523:41:45:21Brin [GM]No she helps me
23:41:46:1023:41:49:15Jesse [Foulclaw]unfortunately she was taken by Ashroth
23:41:52:1123:41:55:01Steve [Nortle]Do you know where Astaroth is? I really need to punch her in the throat.
23:41:53:1523:41:57:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Where would she have taken Millie? We want to help
23:41:59:1023:42:06:18Brin [GM]Not know you need to go back To Castle Leary right now and get All of the things And information that you can
23:42:07:2623:42:09:07Jesse [Foulclaw]a whole truckload of information
23:42:08:2923:42:10:18Steve [Nortle]Some of them are coloring books.
23:42:10:1723:42:12:27Jesse [Foulclaw]We can go get information
23:42:13:0023:42:15:02Steve [Nortle]Anything’s a coloring book if you try hard enough.
23:42:14:2723:42:16:07Jesse [Foulclaw]before
23:42:15:0023:42:15:16Chris [TBD]It can’t be.
23:42:15:0723:42:18:29Dave [Xeros]You guys hear us tuning our instruments outside of the library
23:42:16:2923:42:22:07Brin [GM]Read Oh that’s beautiful She swims out
23:42:19:2023:42:25:06Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tried to put a show on for all your little worker bees there.
23:42:24:2123:42:26:14Dave [Xeros]yeah we’re gonna see how this goes
23:42:25:2123:42:29:09Brin [GM]And they’re singing with You because they love
23:42:27:2023:42:29:24Chris [TBD]Let’s see. It would be under performance.
23:42:30:0223:42:33:02Dave [Xeros]performance check and oh yeah
23:42:31:2623:42:33:13Chris [TBD]Come on baby I want to do that.
23:42:32:2623:42:34:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Great, great harmonies
23:42:34:2923:42:36:27Dave [Xeros]that’d be a 24 for me
23:42:36:1823:42:40:08Chris [TBD]That’s a 15 for me finally something outside of 4-4 time.
23:42:39:1223:42:41:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:42:39:1223:42:44:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:42:39:2923:42:41:02Dave [Xeros]yep, we did this
23:42:40:2323:42:41:29Steve [Nortle]It’s 3-4!
23:42:41:2923:42:53:05Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s 3-4 and we’re doing a waltz. You see, I’m here on the water
23:42:45:0923:42:46:16Dave [Xeros]it’s do-do-do
23:42:48:0123:42:50:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:42:48:1123:42:49:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:42:51:1023:42:51:26Dave [Xeros]hey
23:42:55:1723:42:58:08Steve [Nortle]See when you tune in here You get a full experience.
23:42:58:0423:42:59:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:43:00:2923:43:01:29Brin [GM]right now
23:43:02:0623:43:04:10Chris [TBD]We gotta go Scram
23:43:04:0623:43:04:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:43:04:1623:43:08:01Dave [Xeros]uh-oh nope they’re all gonna try to kiss us
23:43:07:2223:43:09:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:43:09:1623:43:13:24Dave [Xeros]Wrong song. Wrong song! We should have singed the thong song.
23:43:15:2123:43:17:02Chris [TBD]And with that
23:43:18:1523:43:19:03Brin [GM]alright
23:43:18:2723:43:22:00Steve [Nortle]Alright so we’ll head back to the castle And look at our paper.
23:43:19:2423:43:31:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I would just like to before we go, I’d like to leave her with a dose of purple filth because it can there are memory anchor
23:43:20:1123:43:22:28Brin [GM]so Castle Leary is your next stop
23:43:32:1023:43:32:25Jesse [Foulclaw]properties
23:43:34:0623:43:34:29Brin [GM]oh
23:43:37:0123:43:39:01Brin [GM]that smells weird
23:43:40:0623:43:41:23Dave [Xeros]I’ll take it if you don’t want it.
23:43:40:2823:43:52:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s From Above TBD I mean TBD T. I mean not TBD, I mean you know what I mean
23:43:42:1423:43:43:21Brin [GM]is it addictive
23:43:44:1523:43:44:29Dave [Xeros]No?
23:43:52:2223:43:54:23Jesse [Foulclaw]we don’t quite know
23:43:53:2123:43:56:14Brin [GM]can I take this if I’m playing X
23:43:57:0323:44:00:01Dave [Xeros]Yes, yes. For the love of God, yes!
23:44:02:2623:44:04:09Dave [Xeros]Anything that will make it stop.
23:44:03:2723:44:05:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:44:04:0623:44:05:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:44:06:1623:44:12:04Jesse [Foulclaw]all we know is that it will help with your memory could help restore some of your memories
23:44:13:1123:44:14:12Chris [TBD]the stat you got to roll?
23:44:15:1123:44:23:28Jesse [Foulclaw]well I don’t know if she’s taking it right now but there are uh you it’s I’ll look at him I think it’s a consue
23:44:17:0223:44:24:28Chris [TBD]Well, I am just curious What’s the stat again Is it constitution I’ll get your con.
23:44:27:0723:44:28:10Chris [TBD]Yeah, you’d be fine.
23:44:30:1523:44:31:05Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh.
23:44:34:2023:44:41:19Brin [GM]i can believe that battle took that long it’s crazy they always do you always do that’s good i should have just
23:44:36:2623:44:39:28Chris [TBD]That’s very common. Battles take long time.
23:44:37:0923:44:48:14Dave [Xeros]They always take that long. Yeah, actually we healed a bunch of trees. We did a good job. Hey, can
23:44:41:0823:44:43:03Chris [TBD]I thought we went through that pretty quick actually.
23:44:47:0623:44:48:01Chris [TBD]Send us off.
23:44:48:1423:44:52:04Dave [Xeros]we get back to Caswell Leary before all these drones try to kiss us?
23:44:52:1323:45:02:23Dave [Xeros]this is getting a little weird yeah make it
23:44:54:2123:44:56:08Steve [Nortle]wait the kiss
23:44:56:2323:45:05:22Brin [GM]back to work and she sits down and lays an egg and she sends you all off to go to Castle Leary.
23:45:02:2323:45:10:21Dave [Xeros]stop he
23:45:06:1323:45:07:13Chris [TBD]It’s a nat one.
23:45:08:1723:45:09:15Chris [TBD]And TBD shrinks.
23:45:10:1023:45:14:12Jesse [Foulclaw]hurry he’s being digested hurry get to the surface
23:45:11:2223:45:13:20Brin [GM]I really hope
23:45:13:0223:45:16:02Steve [Nortle]no don’t grab it yet again
23:45:14:2323:45:15:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:45:15:1523:45:18:17Brin [GM]that Duncan digests you
23:45:17:0723:45:25:25Jesse [Foulclaw]this water is really cold
23:45:20:0923:45:32:07Dave [Xeros]in the pool very well
23:45:20:2523:45:23:12Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:45:20:2523:45:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
23:45:22:1323:45:23:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:45:26:2423:45:32:06Brin [GM]and that is how we are going to say farewell and good night
23:45:32:0123:45:33:10Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:45:32:1123:45:33:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:45:33:2323:45:39:08Brin [GM]better freaking like our freaking channel whatever you call it
23:45:39:0823:45:46:21Brin [GM]or i’m gonna be pissed if we’re still at 28 by the end of this night thank you
23:45:44:0623:45:56:02Chris [TBD]Hey, thanks for joining us. Thanks for watching. we are probably in about we usually get together to play every other week this campaign, we do other things
23:45:46:0423:45:46:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:45:56:0223:45:56:17Chris [TBD]in between
23:45:57:2423:46:01:13Chris [TBD]we’re just learning how this all works as we’re getting up and running
23:45:59:0723:46:06:08Brin [GM]yep thursdays fridays sometimes saturdays yep
23:46:04:0523:46:06:02Steve [Nortle]usually thursdays but yeah
23:46:05:0523:46:06:15Chris [TBD]come and join us again
23:46:06:1523:46:19:29Chris [TBD]you end
23:46:07:2523:46:15:14Dave [Xeros]blessed Thanks for joining us. We’ll see you, and we’re clear.
23:46:08:0223:46:16:24Steve [Nortle]that one oh my gosh chris
23:46:09:1723:46:11:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Gosh.
23:46:17:1323:46:20:22Dave [Xeros]Holy freaking crap. Are you kidding me?
23:46:19:2923:46:23:11Chris [TBD]with a more perfect I had the puke I shrunk
23:46:25:1423:46:29:08Chris [TBD]now that was a fantastic session that was awesome
23:46:29:2523:46:32:24Steve [Nortle]we got 1, 2, 3, 4 5
23:46:30:1023:46:31:15Chris [TBD]unbelievably awesome

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