Cho Mama’s Pho Cup

Session start TC: 19:49:10:11 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3464 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

---

TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
19:49:11:29	19:49:21:06	Dave [Xeros]	The clapper. Not the clap, not that sort of clap. It’s a completely different clap if you’re thinking about
19:49:12:26	19:49:18:25	Chris [TBD]	A clap. Not a clap, not that sort of clap.
19:49:13:02	19:49:14:06	Steve [Nortle]	Clap on!
19:49:14:05	19:49:19:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not the clap, not the clap.
19:49:14:24	19:49:19:07	Brin [GM]	Not the clap. Aw, dang it…
19:49:18:25	19:49:27:14	Chris [TBD]	Completely different claps but we are recording so if you want to - We’re
19:49:21:06	19:49:32:21	Dave [Xeros]	the wrong clap but we are recording so if you want to… We’re not streaming it just do your quick little intro when we start streaming you’re gonna have to do welcome to this blah blah
19:49:25:05	19:49:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Flawless.
19:49:32:21	19:49:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	blah we’re on session two yeah okay okay
19:49:33:12	19:49:45:15	Chris [TBD]	Yeah okay yeah
19:49:33:19	19:49:43:15	Brin [GM]	I know, that’s why I was asking. Hello! I’m Bryngemin and I play Basil. I am also unfortunately the DM.
19:49:45:06	19:49:49:09	Dave [Xeros]	yep yep that works that’s exactly what I wanted
19:49:45:15	19:49:49:07	Chris [TBD]	yep that works. That’s exactly what it is.
19:49:49:29	19:49:57:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m Jesse, I
19:49:52:28	19:49:54:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m Steve, I play Nortle.
19:50:01:10	19:50:04:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m Chris, I play TBD.
19:50:06:16	19:50:07:02	Brin [GM]	everybody.
19:50:07:11	19:50:36:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was pretty good. Nice.
19:50:08:15	19:50:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	uh we’re gonna start streaming here ready
19:50:08:15	19:50:10:14	Steve [Nortle]	Chris? Chris you’re here?
19:50:11:19	19:50:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	in three two one yep like
19:50:17:14	19:50:25:09	Brin [GM]	Oh, hey there everybody. We’re back we’re back and we’re streaming And I’m not nervous at all
19:50:26:11	19:50:34:00	Brin [GM]	Hi Am unfortunately your DM once again for this evening in a few months so sorry
19:50:35:04	19:50:46:07	Brin [GM]	Apologizing in advance. This is our fourth chapter episode 2 And for some reason we only have 20, how many followers on Twitch? Not enough.
19:50:46:27	19:50:49:15	Brin [GM]	So this is my request for you to follow us okay?
19:50:50:16	19:50:57:03	Brin [GM]	Also on YouTube as well because that’s right like and subscribe I did it said it for the
19:50:53:01	19:50:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	and subscribe
19:50:55:04	19:51:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	oh there you go all right yeah yeah we could do that
19:50:57:03	19:51:04:02	Brin [GM]	first time in my life okay um do we want everyone to just do quick introduction again maybe
19:50:58:22	19:51:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	I deliver that regularly to my class
19:51:04:19	19:51:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	Are we?
19:51:05:12	19:51:08:20	Brin [GM]	I feel like people watching, it’s nice. It’s a good reminder.
19:51:09:22	19:51:19:13	Brin [GM]	So we’re going to start… Chris is not with us at the moment. He’s running a little bit late which is perfect because TBD is actually sleeping right now so we’re gonna start with Dave over here.
19:51:19:19	19:51:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	so I’m uh I’m Dave I play the character Eros he’s a black tiefling he’s bard um but that’s probably all you need to know go back and watch the other ones if you really want
19:51:22:10	19:51:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	i’m nordal
19:51:28:18	19:51:29:09	Brin [GM]	Just quick intro.
19:51:31:11	19:51:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	tortle and i am a monk and I am currently sleeping.
19:51:38:08	19:51:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	also named Steve
19:51:39:16	19:51:39:19	Brin [GM]	Oh!
19:51:40:09	19:51:42:14	Steve [Nortle]	I am a method actor now
19:51:43:08	19:51:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah we can play it that way
19:51:47:03	19:51:55:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m Jesse, and I play Falclaw. And I’m not asleep but maybe a little bit worse. I am having some
19:51:56:14	19:51:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	indigestion
19:51:58:15	19:52:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right as we’ve rolled for initiative so we’ll see what happens.
19:52:02:27	19:52:08:26	Brin [GM]	I’m sorry about that. It’s hilarious. Okay. It is rough. All right.
19:52:05:26	19:52:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s rough buddy
19:52:07:18	19:52:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a blessing in disguise it woke me up to save our friends so
19:52:10:29	19:52:11:23	Brin [GM]	That’s correct.
19:52:12:25	19:52:22:06	Brin [GM]	the whatever liquid running out i’m so sorry i made it so much worse okay well just a quick recap
19:52:15:18	19:52:21:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s true
19:52:22:06	19:52:33:15	Brin [GM]	on last episode um we ended on somewhat of a cliffhanger you guys um fowclaw and eros found
19:52:34:01	19:52:43:05	Brin [GM]	the nots the lab that was supposed to be secret but it wasn’t because It was right up on the screen in the map. It was very easy to see.
19:52:43:13	19:52:51:27	Brin [GM]	Anyways, you guys finally broke in and there are two hypnotized servants in there.
19:52:52:10	19:53:00:27	Brin [GM]	They’re coming towards you but the worst thing that you saw is Basil. I’m going to say sweet Basil. She’s not sweet.
19:53:01:07	19:53:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	Our sweet dismembered Basil
19:53:02:27	19:53:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet baby basil
19:53:03:17	19:53:15:04	Brin [GM]	Yes she is hanging from an Andrews cross both of her arm have been cut off mid forearm her arm that is so messed up.
19:53:09:22	19:53:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	I did throw him in my bag of holding
19:53:13:29	19:53:14:29	Steve [Nortle]	Your pants
19:53:15:15	19:53:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	I was just saying you want to hang on to those
19:53:17:15	19:53:23:14	Brin [GM]	up thing and I’m not like, I’m gonna lie even as the DM like I’m regretting this
19:53:19:26	19:53:26:27	Chris [TBD]	That’s what is so good about
19:53:25:11	19:53:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what so good about dnd though because there’s so many spells that can actually fix this. So
19:53:30:23	19:53:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s worth pointing out that being in a bag of holding they essentially will not really rot, because it’s basically like…
19:53:36:25	19:53:38:09	Dave [Xeros]	decay, yeah they’re just
19:53:39:27	19:53:49:29	Brin [GM]	So that’s definitely the place to be so I’m grateful for that but uh we’re in a rough spot for sure okay so the first thing we’re doing is
19:53:54:03	19:53:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just going to use this 20 that I already rolled.
19:53:54:21	19:53:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you want us to roll again
19:53:58:07	19:54:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I jotted mine down last time, I rolled an 18 I don’t know what I’m going to do but I rolled a 19
19:54:02:11	19:54:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	I did not write mine dough.
19:54:07:07	19:54:07:24	Steve [Nortle]	Well,
19:54:07:07	19:54:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	16
19:54:09:08	19:54:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	uh, I got you.
19:54:17:09	19:54:18:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nordle’s doing it
19:54:19:10	19:54:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
19:54:20:12	19:54:28:25	Brin [GM]	16 14 for commoner I mean hypnotize one and two so that let’s see
19:54:20:29	19:54:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	mmhmm
19:54:26:01	19:54:26:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	haha
19:54:30:18	19:54:32:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m 21 by the way.
19:54:32:29	19:54:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
19:54:33:22	19:54:35:24	Steve [Nortle]	I am capable of drinking.
19:54:34:29	19:54:40:25	Brin [GM]	you are and you are also going to roll wake up So I want you a part of that initiative.
19:54:38:29	19:54:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	Sure. Okay, yeah, so I’ll start that off. So what was your initiative? You were successful
19:54:42:26	19:54:46:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i make a constitution check to see if i like crap my pants when i see these guys
19:54:48:02	19:54:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	16 oops I crapped my pants
19:54:48:10	19:54:56:23	Brin [GM]	100 % because things are loosey -goosey down there right now.
19:54:50:03	19:54:59:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey great what do i add to this again oh my gosh okay did we treat this as a save last time
19:54:59:00	19:55:08:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or i think was what we did because we added our fires wow i got a 25 i think i’m good I held it in
19:55:08:11	19:55:18:16	Brin [GM]	You have been exercising your speaker control during midflight just in case this ever happens to you
19:55:09:09	19:55:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	You save that for later.
19:55:15:29	19:55:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	you’ve been doing
19:55:16:03	19:55:17:08	Chris [TBD]	I’ve been doing that!
19:55:16:29	19:55:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	uh mid -flight kegels right you’re
19:55:17:16	19:55:20:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s the silent feathers that kind of like I had to
19:55:20:00	19:55:30:16	Brin [GM]	because yeah and you’re so kind. You don’t want to poop on people while you’re flying, so if you’ve been practicing this it’s phenomenal control
19:55:21:09	19:55:22:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really control everything
19:55:24:13	19:55:24:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
19:55:27:07	19:55:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right
19:55:32:20	19:55:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Perfect This is the best role I’ll have all night
19:55:36:02	19:55:37:25	Steve [Nortle]	For cloaca control?
19:55:36:28	19:55:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	using the bones though man you’re doing
19:55:38:18	19:55:39:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s great Bones
19:55:40:05	19:55:47:07	Brin [GM]	right Nordle you got the highest roll I’m gonna have you roll first to see if you wake up hey listen listen
19:55:45:05	19:55:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	Am I doing a constitution saving throw?
19:55:47:07	19:55:58:23	Brin [GM]	I’m going to throw a little, what do you call this? A wrench in this. Okay. I’m doing some shenanigans. Listen, 15 is too low.
19:55:50:10	19:55:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
19:55:53:25	19:55:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	some shenanigans
19:55:58:22	19:55:59:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
19:56:05:06	19:56:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	are you talking about like like yeah um what
19:56:05:24	19:56:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa Whoa, whoa.
19:56:06:02	19:56:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	Objection!
19:56:06:29	19:56:12:05	Brin [GM]	that we need to raise the bar a little bit with our level 6
19:56:11:15	19:56:12:03	Chris [TBD]	Um
19:56:12:14	19:56:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	Oui es mucha gente. He has a lot. like your charisma my highest is plus four
19:56:13:24	19:56:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	for what like for some things
19:56:21:09	19:56:31:24	Brin [GM]	only apply to Eros spoken like a true bard
19:56:22:26	19:56:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	arrows
19:56:24:01	19:56:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	excuse me just because i have the riz doesn’t mean you guys get to like i i feel like i’m i feel
19:56:27:28	19:56:31:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It might be too long!
19:56:32:04	19:56:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
19:56:33:27	19:56:34:11	Brin [GM]	yes
19:56:35:04	19:56:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	like fowclaw i feel Like I’m being like you know bullied a little bit here so yeah yeah persecution like pure like bardic
19:56:40:17	19:56:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	that’s just persecution you’re learning what that feels like
19:56:44:28	19:56:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	persecution it’s it’s fine I’m just gonna touch myself give myself bardic inspiration every time and then to counteract your bardic tran uh persecution perfect
19:56:48:23	19:56:54:02	Chris [TBD]	inspiration every time and then to counteract your bardic trance uh-perfect.
19:56:49:17	19:56:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s… Yeah.
19:56:53:15	19:56:53:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
19:56:54:02	19:56:55:00	Brin [GM]	bardic
19:56:55:27	19:57:02:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Being humble looks like bullying sometimes. They’re very similar.
19:56:56:17	19:56:57:12	Steve [Nortle]	bardism
19:56:58:19	19:57:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah falclaw shut up i’m trying to like try
19:56:58:27	19:57:01:13	Brin [GM]	Um, burrism? Burrism.
19:57:04:28	19:57:10:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is a great learning experience, Eros. Don’t worry about it. Prayer.
19:57:06:03	19:57:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	and i okay yeah yes patience you can you can if you
19:57:06:24	19:57:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	talking to god I mean
19:57:07:28	19:57:16:25	Brin [GM]	I mostly just wanted to get your guys’ opinions because should I just raise it to 16? Is that too much?
19:57:13:02	19:57:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	want to you can 16 is fine nah where we
19:57:17:02	19:57:22:04	Brin [GM]	Because I just feel like it needs to be adjusted slightly with how we’re
19:57:17:10	19:57:18:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We can do it.
19:57:21:16	19:57:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	at level six this is what i would say is every level above level six go up one one pip
19:57:29:06	19:57:29:23	Brin [GM]	Yeah.
19:57:30:00	19:57:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	so yeah, so like if we’re at level 6 go up 1 make it 16 level 7 17 18 and then we’ll get to nat 20s and you guys will have
19:57:36:15	19:57:37:05	Brin [GM]	17.
19:57:40:27	19:57:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	all 20s when you’re rolling in with spy characters and then you’ll all die
19:57:45:18	19:57:48:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This could backfire in the future is what it sounds like.
19:57:50:05	19:57:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	no, you guys will be level 8
19:57:50:29	19:57:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How about, this is just a trial run. This is just, we can try 16. There’s nothing confirmed yet.
19:57:51:21	19:57:52:28	Brin [GM]	I regret DMing!
19:58:00:04	19:58:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m totally down
19:58:01:09	19:58:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s great
19:58:01:10	19:58:07:29	Brin [GM]	Because it’s nothing crazy but I just- I was reviewing the last episode and I’m like you know what this has messed up.
19:58:07:14	19:58:09:03	Chris [TBD]	…I was getting into it
19:58:08:08	19:58:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	getting some really good roles last time though so she says with animosity in her voice
19:58:09:27	19:58:11:28	Brin [GM]	You most certainly were.
19:58:13:28	19:58:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	so is this like
19:58:15:27	19:58:17:19	Brin [GM]	Not at all. Okay.
19:58:19:19	19:58:21:26	Brin [GM]	Nortle we’re back to you alright? What did you get?
19:58:21:25	19:58:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	strength saving throw constitution
19:58:29:11	19:58:32:12	Brin [GM]	don’t know, chloroform waking up from this.
19:58:32:11	19:58:38:24	Steve [Nortle]	that’d be constitution if it had been strength I would have had a flat 20 but
19:58:39:03	19:58:39:22	Brin [GM]	What is constitution?
19:58:41:17	19:58:43:11	Steve [Nortle]	my total score will be
19:58:44:22	19:58:50:06	Brin [GM]	Okay well I think that wakes up you’re gonna wake up.
19:58:50:18	19:58:53:28	Steve [Nortle]	will use my action to rub my eyes and stretch luxuriously.
19:58:57:24	19:59:03:00	Brin [GM]	for sure cut in half because you’re very grogdy and trying
19:58:59:20	19:58:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
19:59:01:15	19:59:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	Wait wasn’t I in my shell? Like completely
19:59:07:16	19:59:08:24	Steve [Nortle]	something was going on
19:59:10:06	19:59:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	like right near the air holes
19:59:13:02	19:59:16:03	Brin [GM]	actually just been hot boxing chloroform inside of yourself
19:59:15:05	19:59:18:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
19:59:15:24	19:59:17:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
19:59:17:06	19:59:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	Oh my god I’ve had some weird dreams
19:59:23:10	19:59:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	i love that mental image yeah okay so i’m slightly i’m
19:59:24:20	19:59:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	For his monk training
19:59:30:04	19:59:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	slightly muddled got it go
19:59:33:12	19:59:39:29	Brin [GM]	I’m rubbing your eyes trying to take in this weird oh yeah and we wanted
19:59:41:12	19:59:42:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The lab
19:59:43:06	19:59:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	on the colors are not what I remember.
19:59:48:00	19:59:49:15	Chris [TBD]	What was the line from
19:59:48:05	20:00:09:29	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the line from uh impersonate group it’s dinner time just her
19:59:54:20	20:00:01:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh did we um
19:59:55:11	20:00:03:09	Brin [GM]	And i’m gonna pull up this map really too while you are going maybe
20:00:01:20	20:00:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so we’ve seen basil and she has lost her hands slash arms
20:00:08:01	20:00:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i believe you said okay your hands i believe he said last time that we saw her gauntlets
20:00:09:29	20:00:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	hands
20:00:15:28	20:00:23:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are like on a table and stuff they’re like separated right grabbed everything
20:00:20:07	20:00:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	her hands and her gauntlets, and put them in my…
20:00:23:18	20:00:37:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your your pockets are already full of gold there was no room um i’m
20:00:24:10	20:00:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s what I do.
20:00:26:28	20:00:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	They keep on… They call me Captain Grabby. I just grab a lot of things. But now I’m grabbing the spirit. So we should be good.
20:00:37:15	20:00:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a little i’m spooked when i see basil’s hands gone and basil like in pain uh so i’m gonna
20:00:46:05	20:00:53:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m going to say a little prayer and i mean i’m like i want to like yeah i’m just gonna
20:00:53:20	20:01:00:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	say a little prayer to see if i can get some help oh my gosh i rolled the
20:01:00:21	20:01:07:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one yeah i am no
20:01:01:25	20:01:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure Idios has forsaken you, my friend.
20:01:06:06	20:01:14:00	Brin [GM]	no salooning in this basement. There’s not even uh not even the slightest hint
20:01:18:27	20:01:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	this whole conversation about penetration before this, so…
20:01:21:22	20:01:23:11	Brin [GM]	are severely scared
20:01:23:18	20:01:24:21	Chris [TBD]	But I’m not.
20:01:23:24	20:01:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:01:24:23	20:01:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	so brave
20:01:28:09	20:01:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please uh you just you just have to you just think of your closest friend whenever you say it that’s the rule okay
20:01:28:12	20:01:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	Absolutely.
20:01:37:24	20:01:44:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay well so i rolled a one so i’m gonna shrink a little bit but i go into cute foul claw mode but i am definitely
20:01:45:25	20:01:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	to zoom in a little yeah you can zoom in um quite
20:01:46:28	20:01:58:21	Brin [GM]	is right here in this Andrews cross zoom in more good more more one oh oh have we met the max tell
20:01:52:17	20:01:59:23	Dave [Xeros]	a bit more actually there you go keep going keep going oh oh oh you’re good right there
20:01:55:22	20:02:00:14	Chris [TBD]	You’re good right there, still right here.
20:01:58:21	20:02:05:26	Brin [GM]	me when good okay Nordal is
20:02:05:26	20:02:14:05	Brin [GM]	on this bed right here sweet TBD is on the other one yep
20:02:11:24	20:02:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	came in the door down there yeah
20:02:18:10	20:02:25:12	Brin [GM]	uh down here yeah so you guys are standing right at the entrance and basil is hanging backwards
20:02:20:21	20:02:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nearby
20:02:28:25	20:02:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	gonna look around see if i see any like orbs of video or anything just it just seems like a really strange maybe that’s throwing out to iTube or something.
20:02:40:21	20:02:43:23	Brin [GM]	this castle is utterly void of magic
20:02:43:24	20:02:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah, that’s right. So they’d have to be like actual video cameras not like magic video cameras.
20:02:46:29	20:02:50:23	Brin [GM]	aha which and there and there isn’t there’s not
20:02:51:09	20:02:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Okay. So not a not that kind of dungeon
20:02:51:28	20:03:03:24	Brin [GM]	so you don’t have to you don’ necessarily have to worry about being spied on if that’s what you’re worried about. Oh, I see what you’re saying right? You’re checking to
20:02:52:22	20:02:54:02	Chris [TBD]	Not that kind of thing.
20:02:57:18	20:03:03:07	Dave [Xeros]	well no no I was just making sure they weren’t doing like torture like videos with
20:02:57:26	20:02:58:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh no, no, nah.
20:03:00:10	20:03:19:18	Chris [TBD]	doing like torture videos yeah I don’t want so you
20:03:03:24	20:03:14:09	Brin [GM]	see if they’re sadists okay all right yeah we should probably take that
20:03:04:14	20:03:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah and I don’t want them putting it on the internet because the internet is forever
20:03:14:09	20:03:22:22	Brin [GM]	apart before I talk. Viewer discretion is advised everyone um I accidentally will let a few fucks slip out so I apologize
20:03:22:21	20:03:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	bleeps
20:03:22:22	20:03:28:19	Brin [GM]	I have too many children, and it happens to the best of us.
20:03:27:18	20:03:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep so you give more than zero Fs. You actually get more. Okay, there you go. Yeah. Positive Fs All the Fs are positive
20:03:28:08	20:03:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	have told my children that we’re streaming
20:03:29:22	20:03:35:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah positive f’s
20:03:32:05	20:03:42:03	Chris [TBD]	there you go all the extra pop my F’s are half full
20:03:32:17	20:03:33:02	Brin [GM]	I give more.
20:03:35:04	20:03:36:15	Brin [GM]	I’m in…
20:03:36:01	20:03:37:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re yeah
20:03:37:20	20:03:40:01	Brin [GM]	My glass is half full of bucks.
20:03:39:14	20:03:41:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:03:40:13	20:03:42:03	Dave [Xeros]	My Fs are half full
20:03:40:13	20:03:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:03:40:27	20:03:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh eros i Chalklaw would like to while you’re grabbing
20:03:42:16	20:03:45:22	Brin [GM]	Indeed they are. But yes, I do apologize.
20:03:52:24	20:04:00:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his hands and gauntlets I would like to grab one of the gauntlet
20:03:53:15	20:03:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
20:04:01:11	20:04:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as you’re putting them away I’m going to try and slip one of them on mine
20:04:02:22	20:04:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
20:04:07:04	20:04:08:13	Brin [GM]	Wait, you have pants?
20:04:10:12	20:04:10:28	Brin [GM]	Got them!
20:04:10:23	20:04:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	call back call back
20:04:11:19	20:04:12:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bye-bye
20:04:13:26	20:04:17:22	Chris [TBD]	No, I’ll like… Like, give me time.
20:04:14:15	20:04:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’ll like just like Give me the high sign
20:04:20:03	20:04:23:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah our quick short hand that we developed over the years
20:04:22:26	20:04:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	Our thieves can’t Yep i i i grab one of the knuckles that was sitting next to me and i throw it over to you um what
20:04:31:06	20:04:33:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet it’s just gonna go right on my hand
20:04:34:13	20:04:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s just that’s the power of the spirit that i have now which is well actually it was um what uh gems are in him right
20:04:40:28	20:04:41:12	Brin [GM]	lucky that
20:04:41:18	20:04:42:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a spirit
20:04:44:20	20:04:52:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i raised my left hand so we’ll go yeah
20:04:53:27	20:04:56:12	Brin [GM]	that’s full of rubies or no emeralds right now
20:04:58:04	20:04:58:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
20:04:59:19	20:05:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	his left hand to the square
20:05:00:24	20:05:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	and got the emerald can i
20:05:04:04	20:05:11:13	Brin [GM]	so um if you need info on those the knuckles of change I can let you know
20:05:11:13	20:05:17:07	Brin [GM]	what it what they can do okay all right and yes
20:05:13:09	20:05:14:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right
20:05:17:18	20:05:18:17	Chris [TBD]	Can I, real quick?
20:05:17:27	20:05:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	real quick as he’s doing that i’m gonna go and search basil’s pockets and see if i can find her opals and like all of just it because if jesse’s going to be
20:05:20:11	20:05:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	wait so
20:05:24:02	20:05:28:00	Chris [TBD]	Just if Jessie’s going to be me. I just want to make sure .
20:05:28:28	20:05:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	you come into the room and you’re going to search through her pockets not like help her
20:05:35:14	20:05:46:03	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a step process she’s not bleeding out and we’re getting attacked by people so i imagine yeah yeah yeah so
20:05:37:23	20:05:42:23	Chris [TBD]	She’s not bleeding out of it so I imagine… Yeah.
20:05:40:20	20:05:45:00	Brin [GM]	people they’re walking towards you don’t really have time to deal with her right now you got a take gotta
20:05:44:28	20:05:45:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah.
20:05:45:23	20:05:54:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to say, do you have time the searcher pockets they’re coming towards us that’s not
20:05:46:21	20:05:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	I thought we were in combat that’s not a pocket
20:05:55:19	20:06:01:08	Brin [GM]	she’s covered in fur it’s not like a huge dill it’s just basically an animal hanging on an
20:05:58:09	20:06:04:07	Chris [TBD]	But that’s the thing is now I know what all buttons come off
20:05:59:25	20:06:06:16	Steve [Nortle]	she’s like Donald Duck kind of ruins it
20:06:00:24	20:06:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	the thing is now i know what it’s like when all the buttons come off And it’s just different.
20:06:07:13	20:06:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right. Can I cast Minor Illusion and just have it in my own vision and it’s giving her clothes?
20:06:08:12	20:06:10:24	Brin [GM]	You cannot see anything I promise
20:06:11:11	20:06:15:24	Chris [TBD]	When I cast minor options, I have it in my option.
20:06:18:28	20:06:25:22	Brin [GM]	are all piled up on this table over here where you found the gauntlet so if you want to dig through her pockets her clothes Are Right There
20:06:20:19	20:06:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll put those in my pants too. It’s fine.
20:06:25:26	20:06:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m actually going to put her clothes in my pockets and have my pockets dig through her pockets.
20:06:28:28	20:06:31:10	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know if your pockets can do that final part
20:06:29:23	20:06:34:04	Brin [GM]	That are how you’re going to need to roll intelligence on your pockets.
20:06:33:15	20:06:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	I actually installed an AI agent in my pant so therefore I programmed it real quick to do that. Yeah. I vibe coded it into my pants
20:06:40:06	20:06:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	you called him his name is pal
20:06:42:19	20:06:44:19	Chris [TBD]	I vibe-coded it with my pants
20:06:48:28	20:06:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	My pants have been rizzed
20:06:49:09	20:06:51:21	Brin [GM]	Oh, God.
20:06:52:22	20:06:55:03	Brin [GM]	All right. Who is next?
20:06:52:29	20:06:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh
20:06:55:09	20:06:59:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i’m first in initiative here yeah so i have a gauntlet
20:06:56:07	20:06:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	Falqua
20:06:59:23	20:07:05:05	Brin [GM]	You have a gauntlet. Do you have poison? Do you need the info on that?
20:07:04:29	20:07:14:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not right now no I’m going to try and cast a spell on these guys that are walking towards us. I’m gonna try and test Charm Person and I’m trying to convince them that
20:07:16:21	20:07:17:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’ve been
20:07:18:26	20:07:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fired that they actually don’t work here anymore and we’re their replacements in the lab but we’re going to take care of
20:07:27:16	20:07:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	these bodies on the table so uh huh
20:07:33:04	20:07:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	I like this We’re gonna make this a kabuki theater
20:07:33:15	20:07:44:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so i have to make a wisdom saving though i have to beat yeah for my spell so does that mean i
20:07:41:17	20:07:42:06	Brin [GM]	saving throw
20:07:44:06	20:07:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	beat their wisdom is that is that right for charm person you just make it with
20:07:49:21	20:07:59:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh it must i’m sorry my wisdom what is
20:07:52:27	20:08:01:22	Steve [Nortle]	throw and so the question is what is yeah what it’s your words. 13
20:07:59:24	20:08:11:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my wisdom he’d be at 13 each of them need to beat 13 i guess ooh
20:08:13:27	20:08:17:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is that for both of them or just the one okay
20:08:15:22	20:08:19:01	Brin [GM]	would be just because the other one is
20:08:23:13	20:08:25:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a 30 foot
20:08:26:17	20:08:32:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	range you can roll for the other one
20:08:27:03	20:08:31:03	Brin [GM]	right fine you’ve convinced both of them to do
20:08:33:20	20:08:35:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they should probably both I think that’s how
20:08:38:27	20:08:40:02	Brin [GM]	That’s a 10
20:08:40:17	20:08:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
20:08:41:09	20:08:43:01	Brin [GM]	These guys are super
20:08:43:24	20:08:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
20:08:45:02	20:08:46:04	Brin [GM]	under hypnosis
20:08:48:10	20:08:50:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fowclaw I’m going to tell them
20:08:52:06	20:09:03:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so what’s our lady’s name we had dinner with the owner of the castle Marie so Marie has made some staff changes
20:09:03:24	20:09:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and we are actually your guys’ replacements. We’re here for the night-slash-morning shift who were taking over, and you guys actually need to go read this pamphlet
20:09:17:26	20:09:19:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on your way out the door.
20:09:19:10	20:09:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	Can you make him walk all the way to Idius?
20:09:21:08	20:09:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s your next position? This will help explain your next role while you’re…
20:09:32:19	20:09:38:09	Brin [GM]	We don’t take orders from Marie Did you mean
20:09:37:28	20:09:38:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
20:09:40:15	20:09:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, sorry. Excuse me. Yeah, I don’t know why I said three of those.
20:09:45:18	20:09:57:16	Brin [GM]	Okay They’re going to take the pamphlet and drag one foot behind them like zombies even after they’re sick They’re going to walk out the secret door and shut it behind them,
20:09:56:23	20:10:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	Are we locked in now? Okay.
20:09:57:19	20:10:09:05	Brin [GM]	and you hear a bunch of gear. Everything’s clicking and planking. You’re not locked in. Relaxed. I mean technically you are locked in, but you have a ring of keys so you’re good.
20:10:06:01	20:10:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	I have the key.
20:10:07:24	20:10:10:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah and you can go incorporeal
20:10:08:09	20:10:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	I do.
20:10:10:28	20:10:15:19	Brin [GM]	And you just walls mean nothing when you’re in here.
20:10:14:15	20:10:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	No, no they don’t.
20:10:15:07	20:10:16:01	Chris [TBD]	No they don’t.
20:10:16:03	20:10:20:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	physical and metaphorical balls mean nothing for eros
20:10:17:22	20:10:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:10:18:21	20:10:20:16	Steve [Nortle]	mean nothing to do with it
20:10:20:16	20:10:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	The walls have been busting down since I joined the Fae.
20:10:21:15	20:10:28:11	Chris [TBD]	have been busted down there are no walls left and there
20:10:25:05	20:10:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	There are no walls left and there is no ceiling.
20:10:26:07	20:10:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s right
20:10:31:04	20:10:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	What are you talking about? Are you high? Oh, hello. Hello, good morning. Hey, TBD Alex, a small guy today
20:10:34:14	20:10:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hello
20:10:39:27	20:10:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	hey i enlarges
20:10:45:11	20:10:52:07	Brin [GM]	becomes his regular size and his feet are hanging off the table his arms are dangling down but he’s
20:10:45:18	20:10:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	ah man yeah he uh he like got his uh
20:10:46:11	20:10:47:15	Chris [TBD]	Hi
20:10:52:07	20:11:01:12	Brin [GM]	still zonked out and that his chloroform rag is still over his face they forgot to take it off
20:10:53:08	20:10:53:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
20:10:55:07	20:11:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	his morning growth let’s let’s keep it there before you like cast illusion or something
20:11:07:07	20:11:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you know It’s… I had the weirdest dream, I have to admit. There was feces involved? High velocity?
20:11:20:18	20:11:23:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	when he says that. Let me see if I can…
20:11:23:24	20:11:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:11:24:18	20:11:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	So you can scurry.
20:11:24:22	20:11:26:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got it 12, though.
20:11:27:23	20:11:28:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So yeah,
20:11:32:26	20:11:38:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to fly over there.
20:11:39:04	20:11:42:13	Brin [GM]	going to drape your robes around you because you’re a little bit embarrassed
20:11:41:12	20:11:42:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:11:45:20	20:11:49:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh! Oh my god! Why did you say that?
20:11:52:07	20:11:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, what’s that?
20:11:57:23	20:11:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	The fuzzy
20:12:00:29	20:12:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	That… I recognize that fur.
20:12:04:18	20:12:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	gonna cast minor illusion real quick and just so he doesn’t freak out i’m going to make it look not like basil i’m gonna make it look like something else um with clothes okay
20:12:13:17	20:12:14:17	Chris [TBD]	with clothes.
20:12:13:27	20:12:24:12	Brin [GM]	you okay before you do that I just need to describe a few things to you guys but didn’t prescribe last time hey when you first initially walked in
20:12:24:12	20:12:33:07	Brin [GM]	you saw her you didn’t realize that this was Basil because there were something on her back that none of you have ever seen before. Okay?
20:12:31:26	20:12:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	tattoo
20:12:33:07	20:12:44:24	Brin [GM]	There is a tattoo, but there’s also what looks like a crazy patch of deformed
20:12:44:24	20:12:55:17	Brin [GM]	scales on her back. Okay, so she has to quite frequently…there’s always a shell
20:12:45:13	20:12:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	ew rose
20:12:55:17	20:13:04:15	Brin [GM]	that’s growing on her back. She has to pick it off all the time to maintain a flat back, okay? Because
20:13:04:15	20:13:16:12	Brin [GM]	she is a hybrid, a really weird one so she has a really different form of shell on your back but it’s really tough and it’s protective and then below
20:13:16:12	20:13:23:28	Brin [GM]	that you see her tattoo that none of you have ever seen before Okay? It is a tramp stamp
20:13:21:18	20:13:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	I knew it
20:13:25:07	20:13:33:22	Brin [GM]	okay and it is the foot of a bear, in the fin of a great white shark giving each other
20:13:25:28	20:13:26:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the bunny tail.
20:13:33:22	20:13:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:13:34:04	20:13:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	anyone ever watched that television show brave stuff back in the 80s
20:13:40:15	20:13:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	I did. 30-30 Eye of the Hawk
20:13:42:18	20:13:43:27	Dave [Xeros]	foot of the bear
20:13:46:21	20:13:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	she must have powers
20:13:47:04	20:13:56:03	Brin [GM]	All right so it does do something but there’s no need worrying about that right now because it slashed in half I actually don’t even know if
20:13:47:29	20:13:48:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I don’t know.
20:13:56:03	20:14:04:26	Brin [GM]	still works it got destroyed because of thank you jesse for that wonderful ending to your campaign
20:14:04:26	20:14:16:19	Brin [GM]	destroyed our tattoos that’s right yeah with a giant like she needs another scar on her back anyways so that’s what it looks like you guys have never seen this before and it’s gross
20:14:05:21	20:14:09:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who says it can’t be remade? Who says it can not be…
20:14:16:19	20:14:23:07	Brin [GM]	it’s ugly and that’s why basil always keeps her cloak on and no one has ever seen her
20:14:23:25	20:14:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	And when you – I mean, even like when we were kids that I knew about this.
20:14:30:04	20:14:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	You knew about her tramp stamp?
20:14:30:17	20:14:31:09	Brin [GM]	but
20:14:30:25	20:14:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	But I don’t know what that means.
20:14:41:02	20:14:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
20:14:42:28	20:14:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
20:14:43:23	20:14:47:08	Brin [GM]	so you have now cast minor illusion
20:14:46:29	20:14:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay so like I actually would have noticed that there was a bunny with a shell. Like I would be like oh wait that’s Basil and then I blink yeah I am still waking up.
20:14:57:24	20:15:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	So is Minor Illusion something that I can check against?
20:15:05:15	20:15:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	Like check against?
20:15:07:29	20:15:11:15	Dave [Xeros]	I can let you know the actual rules of Minor Illusion and
20:15:08:21	20:15:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t remember.
20:15:11:28	20:15:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	We kind of just make it up every time.
20:15:14:21	20:15:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	I can always cast Sipri Barbs on you as well So
20:15:16:16	20:15:25:28	Brin [GM]	we cater it at whatever we need just like magic and use it how we want to our will we bend it to our way
20:15:26:09	20:15:33:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i do have to make a wild magic check uh because anytime i cast a spell i could potentially
20:15:33:20	20:15:41:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where is this yeah it would yeah not cantrips but any first level or higher spell
20:15:35:05	20:15:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	Well, so long as it’s not a cantrip.
20:15:41:25	20:15:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, and Charm Person was, yeah.
20:15:41:27	20:15:47:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i rolled yeah if i roll a one on a wild magic surge then something
20:15:49:13	20:15:54:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	15 yep we’re good i’m already crapping my robes
20:15:50:13	20:15:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	you good all right minor illusion says this it says this mortal all right you create a sound
20:15:58:04	20:16:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	or an image of an object within range that lasts for the duration see the description below the effects if the creature takes a study action to example crap you are not allowed to do this
20:16:07:22	20:16:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	we’re safe with study action examine the sound or image the creature can determine what that it is an illusion. Successful intelligence investigation checks
20:16:19:10	20:16:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	against the spell DC, spell save DC. My spell save DC is now
20:16:31:14	20:16:35:10	Dave [Xeros]	17. So you have to make an intelligence roll of 17 or higher
20:16:35:10	20:16:35:23	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
20:16:36:29	20:16:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	So I see it, and then I rub my eyes and then it’s now what?
20:16:43:05	20:16:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	Now it just looks like a flesh golem It just looks they were doing random experiments with something down here
20:16:48:19	20:16:54:13	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’m just gonna see if i am if that’s enough to pique my curiosity
20:16:56:03	20:17:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it is so i’m going to go ahead and go over and i’ll do a quick investigation check plus two on my roll so that will be 18 are you gonna silvery barbs me
20:17:08:20	20:17:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	bobs
20:17:09:07	20:17:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	okay i get closer and i’m like wait a minute well he already he already said it yeah uh 20 Just kidding, it’s a 10.
20:17:21:09	20:17:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:17:24:02	20:17:24:22	Brin [GM]	no chance
20:17:24:20	20:17:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like you blinked, you saw it, you didn’t see it. You saw it and then you didn’T see it again and you’re like oh, oh, oh.
20:17:26:08	20:17:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	I look at it a little more closely. Did you notice that this golem has
20:17:37:22	20:17:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	the exact same tattoos that you do?
20:17:40:16	20:17:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, I did actually
20:17:44:06	20:17:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	I made
20:17:46:03	20:17:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	a couple of copies of myself and they must have found them and cut them up and now they’re like put them all together again.
20:17:52:19	20:17:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, copies of yourself?
20:17:54:19	20:17:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Yeah.
20:17:55:13	20:17:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	Are they sentient? Do they have
20:17:57:13	20:18:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yes and no, I just… I made a lot of relinquiries and then I like, you know I don’t know. Yes. Yes, I did. I’m going to
20:18:07:24	20:18:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	are the theological implications of… Sorry.
20:18:08:26	20:18:16:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh, oh jeez. You guys we should probably make a plan to get out of here this place is bad news
20:18:11:27	20:18:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	Deception I’m gonna
20:18:12:18	20:18:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:18:16:10	20:18:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	It does smell strange down here.
20:18:18:22	20:18:29:04	Brin [GM]	You guys are talking. You start to hear a familiar voice, and it’s muffled on the outside of the door.
20:18:18:29	20:18:22:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No I don’t have any sense it might be the other dead things
20:18:22:06	20:18:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:18:29:10	20:18:34:27	Brin [GM]	And you start to cure the gears shift and change. And in walks Millie.
20:18:34:29	20:18:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh hey
20:18:37:04	20:18:40:13	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh.
20:18:42:04	20:18:45:01	Dave [Xeros]	Do I still have my mask on actually?
20:18:42:21	20:18:43:25	Chris [TBD]	Do I still have…?
20:18:44:24	20:18:45:06	Brin [GM]	You do?
20:18:45:22	20:18:48:19	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s more like Oh, hey Millie! Hey!
20:18:48:08	20:18:50:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah i have a bad headache too
20:18:48:11	20:18:58:11	Brin [GM]	Oh, this is… Wait, wait, wait. This is what… You don’t understand. And hey, the distillery next door used to be quadruple the size.
20:18:48:21	20:18:49:25	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Milly
20:18:58:24	20:19:02:28	Brin [GM]	And it all of a sudden just one week recently
20:19:03:29	20:19:10:19	Brin [GM]	It’s been cut down so much smaller now and I was wondering where it all went and this is it You know how long I’ve been looking for this room?
20:19:12:14	20:19:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	I found this by sleeping.
20:19:16:02	20:19:27:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you get in here I’m sorry no it’s okay I drank something
20:19:16:13	20:19:19:29	Brin [GM]	How did you…? You’ve been here one night
20:19:21:14	20:19:25:26	Brin [GM]	Oh! Oh, that is not rotting flesh. What is
20:19:27:19	20:19:29:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m just standing over here
20:19:31:18	20:19:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my robe
20:19:35:02	20:19:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Billy how’d you find this room
20:19:40:12	20:19:43:16	Brin [GM]	mean I followed you but listen, listen
20:19:48:23	20:19:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, see That’s the second time we’ve heard this whole Astaroth thing and we haven’t heard that before
20:19:56:00	20:20:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to shorthand you again. I’m gonna, uh… Millie?
20:19:56:06	20:19:59:29	Brin [GM]	the castle is when it came to… Crap
20:19:59:01	20:20:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	Went to Oh yeah
20:20:07:07	20:20:10:04	Brin [GM]	are you using american salune language
20:20:12:14	20:20:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s really hard that
20:20:15:04	20:20:17:14	Chris [TBD]	It’s really hard to talk with now
20:20:15:09	20:20:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s really hard to talk with this mask on I’m gonna pull the mask off I’ll put it in my pants Um Okay Yeah This This little Astarath thing
20:20:21:10	20:20:22:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay yeah
20:20:24:02	20:20:27:23	Brin [GM]	gosh look all of her books over here quick we need it we need to
20:20:24:24	20:20:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, does that require more reading?
20:20:34:09	20:20:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	My head hurts a lot more than it usually does when I wake up.
20:20:34:18	20:20:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
20:20:37:29	20:20:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	can you just take him into the other room real quick while I
20:20:42:13	20:20:42:29	Brin [GM]	stuff quickly
20:20:43:15	20:20:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	Is this going to be another 18 hours of paperwork
20:20:48:00	20:20:58:19	Brin [GM]	to this desk over here. That means you can be back any minute. This is so bad, okay? As she
20:20:58:19	20:21:05:21	Brin [GM]	is saying this the gears on the door start moving again and you see
20:21:04:03	20:21:05:00	Dave [Xeros]	and put it in my pants.
20:21:05:21	20:21:15:29	Brin [GM]	the fear on Millie’s face like she is petrified. She’s frozen, okay and you see her take a perfume bottle
20:21:15:29	20:21:19:22	Brin [GM]	and she sprays it in her eyes and her irises turn purple
20:21:21:12	20:21:23:28	Brin [GM]	and she looks at both of you or all three of you
20:21:25:29	20:21:27:01	Brin [GM]	hide now
20:21:28:01	20:21:31:09	Brin [GM]	if you are seen you are dead do you hear me
20:21:32:15	20:21:39:02	Brin [GM]	hide now listen to me don’t speak I am putting a timer on
20:21:33:24	20:21:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	All right, what are you doing?
20:21:40:22	20:21:49:10	Brin [GM]	a real life timer. You guys have 30 seconds to decide what to do and roll
20:21:42:08	20:21:45:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh no We can’t do this
20:21:45:20	20:21:57:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like split
20:21:51:13	20:21:59:05	Steve [Nortle]	Stealth roll Snap decision
20:21:53:01	20:22:01:25	Brin [GM]	This is like kind of like kids on bikes split decision snap decision thank you! Okay don’t
20:21:57:03	20:21:59:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	decision or whatever Snaps
20:21:58:25	20:21:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	snap decisions
20:22:03:24	20:22:05:19	Steve [Nortle]	But wait, are we rolling on stealth?
20:22:05:25	20:22:08:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we can roll anything if you want
20:22:09:03	20:22:15:07	Brin [GM]	you decide to do, you have 30 seconds to decide and roll. If you do not do this…you’re gonna get caught.
20:22:15:00	20:22:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	am I
20:22:15:28	20:22:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Are we all… Wait. Are we where we are on this map?
20:22:19:09	20:22:21:19	Brin [GM]	60 seconds? I’m gonna
20:22:21:27	20:22:27:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait before you do are am i on this end of the room with everybody by the chamber pot or is that
20:22:27:18	20:22:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on the other side of the room or something oh okay great sweet
20:22:29:26	20:22:37:29	Brin [GM]	chamber pots, there’s like-there’s quite a few of them along this wall so honestly any-just anywhere along this ball. Okay? You’re all here. Norto, are you still
20:22:38:13	20:22:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah.
20:22:40:20	20:22:41:24	Steve [Nortle]	The flesh golem.
20:22:42:27	20:22:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Is that a concentration on your part to maintain that?
20:22:47:18	20:22:57:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we should hide i think it sounds like we should hide yeah
20:22:50:18	20:22:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	All right. I’m going… So Nortle is confused.
20:22:56:18	20:22:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
20:22:59:17	20:23:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	Nortles is gonna climb onto the flesh gołem
20:23:03:16	20:23:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re like behind it uh i’m gonna fly up are there like rafters anything i can fly
20:23:04:24	20:23:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	and just kind of hang like just climb up on top
20:23:12:22	20:23:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	up the ceiling yeah i’m going to kind of perch okay i’m
20:23:14:28	20:23:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	I activated my tattoos and I’m just…
20:23:17:07	20:23:36:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to kind of fly and perch up there yeah um
20:23:21:28	20:23:31:17	Brin [GM]	you’re gonna go where like just through this wall right here just choose where you’re gonna go okay all of you need to roll I think stealth would be for all
20:23:23:17	20:23:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	just gonna yeah yeah it’s
20:23:33:21	20:23:36:13	Steve [Nortle]	And this is where 16 Is coming into play
20:23:36:01	20:23:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m
20:23:39:15	20:23:44:24	Brin [GM]	and I hope I don’t regret those what did you get
20:23:42:15	20:23:43:20	Steve [Nortle]	I know, I regret it
20:23:45:01	20:23:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	I got a total of 10
20:23:50:08	20:23:59:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna use my tides of chaos so i can re -roll an ability because that’s bad uh oh 17 okay we
20:24:00:11	20:24:10:18	Brin [GM]	you get bad rolls I’m doing this too I really like this kids on bike stuff okay these and the adversity tokens okay no this is
20:24:04:14	20:24:05:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
20:24:04:23	20:24:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah with the tokens she’s trying
20:24:05:09	20:24:17:05	Chris [TBD]	With the currency, we
20:24:07:12	20:24:07:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a demerit
20:24:10:18	20:24:17:12	Brin [GM]	this is a type of currency that you will be able to use later okay so if you if you
20:24:15:24	20:24:23:07	Dave [Xeros]	to create currencies don’t exist in real currency because we have so much of that currency she has to like She has to make, like, in-game tokens.
20:24:22:05	20:24:31:05	Brin [GM]	know this is this isn’t it’s not like money money it’s just some someone in further down the road collects these and they’ll be beneficial later on
20:24:22:27	20:24:23:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
20:24:31:05	20:24:42:12	Brin [GM]	Okay, okay. So you’re for sure good. You are not so- Hey! Look who it is! Come on in just
20:24:32:07	20:24:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cool hey
20:24:32:08	20:24:32:20	Dave [Xeros]	17.
20:24:40:02	20:24:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	Hey TBD
20:24:40:08	20:24:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect timing same shirts what
20:24:42:12	20:24:46:15	Brin [GM]	in time, kay? This is perfect.
20:24:44:28	20:24:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a nice shirt
20:24:49:20	20:24:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	I thought you saw me On the stream and so You were like hey
20:24:52:19	20:24:56:01	Brin [GM]	Is that real?! You guys didn’t plan this.
20:24:55:04	20:24:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
20:24:56:04	20:24:56:28	Chris [TBD]	No no not at all.
20:24:57:17	20:25:00:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s been a year like just over a year anniversary
20:24:59:09	20:24:59:24	Chris [TBD]	You’re right.
20:24:59:26	20:25:07:07	Dave [Xeros]	Hand me the clapper real quick and then you need to just say into the mic your name, who you are and who you play real quick.
20:25:02:26	20:25:06:06	Chris [TBD]	They need to just say it’s like name who you are.
20:25:07:28	20:25:10:10	Chris [TBD]	Okay give me like two minutes or a minute to get set up.
20:25:09:25	20:25:10:27	Brin [GM]	your ‘e good get set up
20:25:09:25	20:25:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	Just say it real quick I got ready Say, I’m Chris and I play TV
20:25:16:27	20:25:21:05	Chris [TBD]	you’re gonna clap first oh okay i’m chris and i play TBD
20:25:18:07	20:25:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	No, you’re going to say it first
20:25:21:26	20:25:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, great We’ve got everything we need
20:25:25:19	20:25:37:11	Chris [TBD]	doing some plans technically i’m knocked out right chloroform over my mouth again still yes i did hear that
20:25:27:03	20:25:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well i’m gonna maybe wait and see what he decides to do but i have one more action that want to take if i can uh i want to use
20:25:27:06	20:25:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	yeah but you’re full size
20:25:38:10	20:25:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my minor illusion spell and cast it over TBD so
20:25:43:15	20:25:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it looks like the tables or not minor illusion sorry my silent image that’s called yeah i just
20:25:49:04	20:25:51:02	Brin [GM]	that’s just something used to do right you don’t need to roll
20:25:51:25	20:25:59:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have to use a spell slot for it i don’t roll for it yeah oh yeah um
20:25:53:07	20:25:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	and then roll to see if you do a wild surge while you’re at it
20:25:57:29	20:25:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	uh
20:25:58:03	20:26:02:01	Brin [GM]	okay and TBD when you get set up I’m gonna have you roll to see if you wake
20:25:59:14	20:26:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
20:26:10:04	20:26:11:21	Brin [GM]	change with this silent image
20:26:11:13	20:26:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like between him and whatever is coming through the door so if he’s on the table like unless he were to like totally
20:26:17:07	20:26:27:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pass through it then i guess he could break it but as long as he’s behind yeah i guess if you made noise yeah it’s just an image so
20:26:27:23	20:26:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	huh? It’s a silent image. The image is silent not everything else
20:26:28:22	20:26:30:07	Chris [TBD]	tbc does talk into sleep
20:26:32:19	20:26:41:24	Brin [GM]	You guys see Millie. She grabs a scalpel, she books it across the laboratory, and
20:26:42:08	20:26:50:06	Brin [GM]	she is standing over one of these corpses over here, okay? And she is shaking with fear.
20:26:50:18	20:26:57:19	Brin [GM]	She’s terrified. The gears on the door shift, and
20:26:57:19	20:27:08:08	Brin [GM]	in walks, okay. A lady, she has got a long cloak on but I have, we didn’t make the character
20:27:08:08	20:27:18:29	Brin [GM]	picture for this yet. No that’s fine We’ll show it later. This is great because this is just like you’re not really meeting her or anything This is what I was helping you guys roll and not to die
20:27:09:03	20:27:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	No, not yet.
20:27:19:23	20:27:27:23	Brin [GM]	Because she would’ve killed you I’m not kidding So she has a long cloak on and she has black gloves on
20:27:21:04	20:27:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay. Good. I’m in the other room.
20:27:29:03	20:27:35:06	Brin [GM]	And she has this mask over her face Okay? I actually I printed this mask one second
20:27:35:28	20:27:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah!
20:27:37:11	20:27:39:14	Chris [TBD]	are you serious oh my gosh rad
20:27:37:25	20:27:39:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
20:27:40:14	20:27:51:03	Chris [TBD]	that’s so cool very
20:27:41:02	20:28:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh that
20:27:41:25	20:28:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	no it’s
20:27:50:01	20:28:01:19	Brin [GM]	Okay, I had like grand plans for this. You know, just never have enough time. But anyways, This is super cool and I’m not going to put it on Because you can’t really hear me talking It’s so cool
20:27:51:03	20:28:06:11	Chris [TBD]	cool
20:28:01:19	20:28:03:03	Brin [GM]	It’s pretty awesome
20:28:04:24	20:28:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is cool
20:28:05:25	20:28:13:15	Brin [GM]	Can you hear me? Anyways, um I’m Not gonna wear it because I’m NOT finished with it yet But I will be once she You’re actually playing
20:28:13:28	20:28:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	Nice.
20:28:16:04	20:28:26:25	Brin [GM]	Stop blocking your ticket um all right in walks her she’s got this mask on her eyes are she is
20:28:27:22	20:28:38:09	Brin [GM]	she is she’s a humanoid she’s a humanroid um her eyes are bright purple
20:28:30:29	20:28:32:10	Dave [Xeros]	She’s humanoid.
20:28:33:10	20:28:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
20:28:39:19	20:28:46:04	Brin [GM]	really dark hair everything’s black black leather gloves and she’s walking
20:28:47:01	20:28:50:13	Chris [TBD]	hot good thing tb’d is knocked out
20:28:51:11	20:28:55:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please shut up I’m trying to save your life right now
20:28:53:15	20:28:59:07	Brin [GM]	going. And are you all set up? I need you, I need to roll to see if you wake up please.
20:28:55:12	20:29:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	we kind of don’t want you to succeed
20:28:56:11	20:28:56:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m ready.
20:29:02:11	20:29:08:20	Brin [GM]	we change things a little bit. Oh, this is not good.
20:29:03:16	20:29:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah he woke up 100 he just rolled a nat 19 my head like when i stepped through
20:29:11:03	20:29:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	is like halfway like just on the edge of the wall with my eyeballs like sticking out yeah so and so I can see what’s going on but it’s just like
20:29:14:29	20:29:15:29	Chris [TBD]	Great start.
20:29:16:11	20:29:18:27	Brin [GM]	Okay. This wall over here by her desk.
20:29:16:23	20:29:18:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:29:21:07	20:29:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re just a little face on the wall
20:29:22:24	20:29:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just like a…
20:29:24:13	20:29:35:29	Brin [GM]	Just be super careful. Be careful um so you see and she’s got gloves on
20:29:27:15	20:29:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	I am incorporeal, though. So it doesn’t matter to me.
20:29:36:07	20:29:43:13	Brin [GM]	she walks in and she is looking around you wake up
20:29:40:18	20:29:41:29	Chris [TBD]	And do I wake up?
20:29:46:20	20:29:52:28	Chris [TBD]	Is it time for the encore? Where am I? What city are we in? He checks his guitar.
20:29:53:24	20:29:57:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think if i do any other spell it’ll break this spell
20:29:57:03	20:30:00:15	Chris [TBD]	Do I have my equipment with me?
20:29:59:11	20:30:04:24	Brin [GM]	you’re you’re in the no your everything is in your room remember you were dragged off
20:29:59:19	20:30:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a concentration spell
20:30:04:16	20:30:07:11	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, okay, so I don’t have my guitar with me.
20:30:08:15	20:30:11:07	Chris [TBD]	Man, I don’ know what city I’m in. I don’t have the guitar with me.
20:30:10:04	20:30:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Enlarge Reduce on him real quick and I’m gonna reduce him and I’m hoping that I can reduce him back down to his, like, shrinky-dink size.
20:30:19:16	20:30:21:03	Chris [TBD]	Where’s where’s the green room?
20:30:21:04	20:30:29:20	Brin [GM]	so this silent image is muffling his noise a little bit but Astaroth is turning her head over to
20:30:22:04	20:30:23:15	Chris [TBD]	Where’s the queen room?
20:30:29:20	20:30:37:08	Brin [GM]	this bed um you can see her and or I should say you kind of sit up a
20:30:42:06	20:30:48:29	Chris [TBD]	Whoa man, costume show unreal! Wow, costumes for this show are unreal!
20:30:47:20	20:30:49:13	Brin [GM]	strongly suggest that you shut the
20:30:50:02	20:30:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	So this is what I’m thinking is when he’s shrunk down you still have the chloroform and he shrinks down and then the chloroquim thing falls on top of him and it makes him pass out again.
20:30:50:25	20:30:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
20:30:51:05	20:30:52:04	Chris [TBD]	How would I know?
20:30:56:04	20:31:00:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:30:57:22	20:31:00:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:31:01:18	20:31:04:11	Chris [TBD]	I’ll tell you what I will roll constitution for that
20:31:05:08	20:31:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have to roll for that if you want me to make it try to like, so when I reduce him and he lands at the proper place I could make a
20:31:14:27	20:31:26:23	Brin [GM]	you do that Millie Millie what like makes herself look robot-like and she walks over to TBD’s bed which makes it look like there’s nothing there
20:31:16:03	20:31:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	concentration something.
20:31:26:23	20:31:38:15	Brin [GM]	and she had just the cloth over his mouth hey but it just it almost looks like she’s cleaning the bed but really she’s putting it over TBDs now okay so
20:31:29:11	20:31:30:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh
20:31:32:20	20:31:34:02	Chris [TBD]	Yeah I didn’t pass that
20:31:38:15	20:31:39:15	Brin [GM]	So TBD is out again.
20:31:39:15	20:31:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	Just roll a three on his constitution so he’s gone.
20:31:41:13	20:31:43:11	Brin [GM]	Yeah, you’re a goner. Okay?
20:31:44:14	20:31:53:22	Steve [Nortle]	wow i wonder what it would feel like to be repeatedly chloroformed in one of these games it probably would be really frustrating.
20:31:49:16	20:31:50:01	Chris [TBD]	nah
20:31:49:17	20:31:50:16	Brin [GM]	Yeah, that’s…
20:31:52:25	20:32:00:10	Brin [GM]	Luckily it was being crafted by hypnotized and unskilled so it’s not very potent. We’ll say that.
20:31:58:27	20:32:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	I use Mage Hand and I pick up a Chloroform Rag and I try to put it over Nortle’s face.
20:32:02:26	20:32:05:13	Steve [Nortle]	That would definitely not be a good idea.
20:32:06:19	20:32:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	And you need to see a therapist, Eros.
20:32:06:20	20:32:07:01	Brin [GM]	Okay.
20:32:09:23	20:32:11:29	Brin [GM]	So Millie steps back.
20:32:13:27	20:32:17:27	Brin [GM]	I wonder if I should do this kind of muffled. It might be better like she put behind her mask.
20:32:20:29	20:32:24:13	Steve [Nortle]	No, just put the mask on. It sounds good.
20:32:22:25	20:32:29:23	Brin [GM]	Should I do it? is that i was just scared that it’s a little bit too muffled is it no is it good okay okay
20:32:24:04	20:32:28:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no that’s good yeah
20:32:26:22	20:32:27:22	Chris [TBD]	no it’s perfect
20:32:28:07	20:32:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	a little hollow.
20:32:31:18	20:32:41:10	Brin [GM]	millie wow you finally have been hypnotized I turned I altered the vibration of my machine
20:32:41:25	20:32:49:09	Brin [GM]	and it seems to be working better on you hey millie is not speaking anything she’s not saying
20:32:49:09	20:32:54:13	Brin [GM]	anything okay I’m not we’re not discussing that I knew your guys were gonna do this
20:32:51:10	20:32:52:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:32:55:02	20:32:57:29	Steve [Nortle]	Guys! Guys! Singular, please.
20:32:58:27	20:33:04:26	Chris [TBD]	I really wasn’t until you did that and i was like oh i get it
20:32:59:13	20:33:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	blame me you were thinking it i really wasn’t so oh okay good yeah there we go okay yep
20:33:00:15	20:33:06:19	Brin [GM]	I calibrate the vibration How about how about this? How about this I calibated the wavelength
20:33:02:16	20:33:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:33:07:24	20:33:09:04	Brin [GM]	That’s much better
20:33:08:18	20:33:13:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s good. There’s no penetration right? Good.
20:33:12:00	20:33:18:09	Brin [GM]	There’s no penetration involved with this machine we We had a long discussion about penetration
20:33:13:00	20:33:20:21	Dave [Xeros]	We had a long penetration discussion. Jesse had a really good…
20:33:14:06	20:33:15:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:33:18:15	20:33:19:21	Chris [TBD]	It’s got a…
20:33:19:12	20:33:26:12	Brin [GM]	I’m not afraid of it I’m NOT afraid of vibrators and penetration has nothing to do with what you think
20:33:26:07	20:33:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay.
20:33:27:22	20:33:30:16	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like actually you should have said that with Astaroth
20:33:30:06	20:33:33:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:33:30:16	20:33:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:33:30:16	20:33:33:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:33:32:25	20:33:33:18	Dave [Xeros]	not afraid
20:33:32:28	20:33:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	She just declares this to Millie
20:33:36:28	20:33:37:17	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:33:38:09	20:33:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	of a sudden Eros just like falls back into the wall because he just can’t stop from laughing after she says that.
20:33:40:15	20:33:42:12	Brin [GM]	It’s so hot in here!
20:33:45:01	20:33:46:15	Chris [TBD]	It’s like that’s what she said. That’s why she said
20:33:47:26	20:33:48:15	Chris [TBD]	malfunctions.
20:33:49:08	20:33:54:01	Dave [Xeros]	My brain pops I die of an embolism. Roll to die from embolismo.
20:33:51:02	20:33:55:02	Chris [TBD]	I have a choice.
20:33:53:17	20:33:54:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:33:54:07	20:33:56:01	Brin [GM]	This mask is so hot.
20:33:57:04	20:33:58:12	Brin [GM]	It’s really hot in there.
20:33:58:20	20:33:58:29	Chris [TBD]	Are you talking?
20:33:59:28	20:34:06:19	Brin [GM]	I really hope that you washed your hands Millie. Of course I did ma’am
20:34:09:12	20:34:18:12	Brin [GM]	You don’t seem very hypnotized okay they’re having this conversation okay um Astaroth makes her way they’re done talking
20:34:18:12	20:34:25:27	Brin [GM]	Astarth makes her away over to her desk Millie I know you did and
20:34:21:10	20:34:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	I did take her, Joe, that journal. It’s in my pants.
20:34:25:27	20:34:37:19	Brin [GM]	Millie the only reason I came back to this stinking disgusting castle was for my notebook that I forgot where is it
20:34:37:19	20:34:46:20	Brin [GM]	it was on the desk okay Millie is literally she should probably be over a chamber pot right now
20:34:46:20	20:34:52:11	Brin [GM]	because she’s that scared okay she doesn’t know what to say Astaroth walks back over to her
20:34:52:14	20:34:54:14	Steve [Nortle]	Is Astarath walking
20:34:59:18	20:35:06:29	Brin [GM]	walked she walked right here she she didn’t notice she hasn’t noticed you or anything yeah you’re
20:35:01:29	20:35:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	Like
20:35:05:25	20:35:12:15	Chris [TBD]	Real quick. Maybe you explained this already. Is Astaroth the same woman that we…
20:35:13:06	20:35:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	was Marie.
20:35:14:15	20:35:18:12	Chris [TBD]	Marie? Okay, the Duchess!
20:35:15:12	20:35:19:14	Brin [GM]	is the Duchess Consort basically.
20:35:19:13	20:35:23:25	Chris [TBD]	And then Astarath is the first time we’re seen. Okay, go on it.
20:35:22:03	20:35:32:10	Brin [GM]	is the first time you’re meeting here okay? Astaroth grabs Millie by the hair and drags out of the lab. Okay? And slams the door shut behind.
20:35:32:10	20:35:42:20	Brin [GM]	Okay. You guys are in the clear for now. Okay she dragged Millie out by her hair. Millie
20:35:38:11	20:35:39:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh, she dragged Millie out.
20:35:42:20	20:35:48:15	Brin [GM]	is whimpering. Yes, right back out the secret door shuts it behind her all the gears shift and lock in place
20:35:47:15	20:35:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	Are they going to the stairs, which are right over there?
20:35:50:12	20:36:00:24	Brin [GM]	Uh-huh. They go up the stairs they’re going up And they are she is taking her with her and completely leaving the castle and she is pissed off
20:36:00:28	20:36:03:22	Brin [GM]	The only reason she came back was for that notebook
20:36:05:22	20:36:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m doing an I’m hanging on to this, what I think is a flesh golem. I’m like inches away from it so I’m going to do another investigation check. What was your
20:36:15:08	20:36:15:22	Brin [GM]	Okay
20:36:18:13	20:36:19:00	Steve [Nortle]	17?
20:36:19:11	20:36:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	You see 17.
20:36:20:29	20:36:24:11	Brin [GM]	I’m so sad that you took that notebook because Millie could have told you so much
20:36:23:29	20:36:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	Ah. I am clearly quite distracted
20:36:26:13	20:36:35:21	Brin [GM]	i had to have her drag out because if the notebook’s gone millie is effed oh it’s they’re
20:36:31:01	20:36:31:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh man.
20:36:32:29	20:36:34:01	Chris [TBD]	Well, we could go save her.
20:36:34:08	20:36:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what I was…
20:36:40:14	20:36:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna fly down and remove the chloroform from TBD and try and give him some air yes
20:36:45:09	20:36:50:20	Brin [GM]	is buckets of of clean water and smelling salts and things like that over there okay
20:36:46:25	20:36:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	Smelling salts.
20:36:50:29	20:36:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez you just shrunk again How do you go 98% of 98%
20:36:54:14	20:36:57:17	Chris [TBD]	I didn’t roll for anything, just to see how the session was going to go.
20:36:56:13	20:36:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:36:57:02	20:36:58:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:36:57:12	20:36:59:10	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
20:36:57:22	20:36:59:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:36:57:29	20:36:59:07	Brin [GM]	wait a minute
20:36:59:14	20:37:03:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what does the dm say what is the dms saying
20:36:59:23	20:37:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	sure I didn’t say it was going to do it
20:37:00:09	20:37:02:05	Chris [TBD]	I didn’ say I was going to do anything.
20:37:03:14	20:37:10:08	Chris [TBD]	I did not say I was gonna do anything I didn’t tell you what I was checking for Oh, is this a fail token?
20:37:11:22	20:37:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	adversity we
20:37:11:27	20:37:12:09	Chris [TBD]	Interesting
20:37:11:27	20:37:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like um it’s, like from Kids on Bikes
20:37:15:02	20:37:15:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah Okay
20:37:17:02	20:37:19:07	Chris [TBD]	I like that Is this like uh
20:37:17:17	20:37:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	spend them in the similar way? Like to add
20:37:20:08	20:37:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	to add, like a one to whatever your roll is
20:37:22:21	20:37:24:05	Chris [TBD]	Is it a re-roll Like what is it
20:37:25:27	20:37:26:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay
20:37:26:08	20:37:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay, alright
20:37:27:26	20:37:30:12	Chris [TBD]	Alright well I did NOT wake up and apparently I shrunk so
20:37:32:21	20:37:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	but you were reduced the reason you were small was because of the spell right meaning he’s just as regular shrunk size not an additional one because
20:37:35:08	20:37:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, but he just rolled another nat 1
20:37:41:29	20:37:43:24	Brin [GM]	90 not 98 of 98
20:37:42:19	20:37:53:07	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, because you wouldn’t need to maintain that concentration. How many things can you concentrate
20:37:44:07	20:37:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	ok
20:37:46:07	20:37:47:25	Chris [TBD]	microscopic Ant-Man here
20:37:49:17	20:37:50:22	Chris [TBD]	Keep rolling ones
20:37:53:07	20:37:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	on at once? So Basil would have
20:37:55:16	20:38:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the only thing i was concentrating no like with with reduce i don’t have to concentrate on that at all that’s just a spell the only concentration thing is is the yeah
20:37:57:09	20:37:58:16	Chris [TBD]	no what about the illusion
20:38:00:13	20:38:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	oh okay for me to keep me in the dark it was a minor illusion
20:38:02:14	20:38:03:10	Chris [TBD]	are you sure
20:38:05:18	20:38:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	yes it is this silent image or uh no it’s minor loot your
20:38:09:25	20:38:14:25	Chris [TBD]	well I mean I’m not awake but pick me up and put it in your pocket
20:38:15:02	20:38:19:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I roll to see if I can wake him up try and
20:38:17:26	20:38:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	this
20:38:18:25	20:38:22:10	Brin [GM]	absolutely there’s smelling salts there’s buckets of cold water
20:38:23:23	20:38:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	pants are full of stuff that smells
20:38:25:13	20:38:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll make a
20:38:26:29	20:38:29:21	Steve [Nortle]	flesh golem smells like my sister
20:38:29:29	20:38:31:01	Brin [GM]	right on his chest
20:38:31:21	20:38:38:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll make a medicine roll and see if I know how to use these smelling salts. I don’t know what they’re for. Oh my gosh.
20:38:35:05	20:38:36:04	Brin [GM]	okay alright
20:38:40:06	20:38:41:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s an 11!
20:38:41:13	20:38:41:27	Brin [GM]	oh
20:38:42:16	20:38:45:17	Chris [TBD]	he’s slapping me as hard as he can nothing has happened
20:38:44:05	20:38:48:25	Brin [GM]	he just takes the bag and instead of putting it in front of his nose, you’re just slapping him across
20:38:48:09	20:38:49:22	Chris [TBD]	just like holding me by the cape
20:38:48:13	20:38:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
20:38:52:00	20:38:54:16	Brin [GM]	but it’s super soft because he’s got wings
20:38:52:20	20:38:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	way there is one new rule we are it’s not 15 anymore it’s a 16
20:38:55:11	20:38:57:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a wing slap. Yeah.
20:38:57:07	20:38:57:21	Chris [TBD]	tickles
20:38:57:22	20:38:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:39:01:06	20:39:02:28	Chris [TBD]	if 15 was already hard enough
20:39:02:25	20:39:04:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:39:03:08	20:39:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	the arbitrary call of
20:39:05:07	20:39:05:27	Steve [Nortle]	arbitrary
20:39:07:04	20:39:08:11	Brin [GM]	am I going to regret that?
20:39:07:25	20:39:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	no
20:39:08:18	20:39:16:02	Chris [TBD]	ow I don’t have any modifiers a few we never use the ones
20:39:16:04	20:39:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	Arrows has the highest of any of our modifiers I was not whining I was making a declaration
20:39:18:28	20:39:20:16	Brin [GM]	alright we’re going back to 15
20:39:20:08	20:39:21:07	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
20:39:23:07	20:39:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we should continue with this session at least six because we already decided that it was fine.
20:39:26:07	20:39:27:15	Chris [TBD]	15 is still crazy.
20:39:30:20	20:39:32:19	Brin [GM]	This, okay? No.
20:39:33:09	20:39:34:25	Chris [TBD]	What are you, sucking up? What’s going on here?
20:39:34:21	20:39:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	you can’t Indian give on a rule
20:39:36:17	20:39:40:22	Brin [GM]	I’m Indian- I’m the fing DM! I’ll do whatever this guy wants!
20:39:38:06	20:39:41:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:39:42:03	20:39:45:06	Brin [GM]	And I’m indian giving my own thing!
20:39:45:09	20:39:47:12	Chris [TBD]	I haven’t heard this since grade school.
20:39:48:23	20:39:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	on northridge elementary school blacktop
20:39:50:15	20:39:51:17	Chris [TBD]	No Indian given.
20:39:52:25	20:39:54:04	Brin [GM]	My decision!
20:39:54:08	20:40:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	Fine, take it back. Take it back! Don’t argue with this DM. Holy crap.
20:39:56:03	20:39:58:22	Brin [GM]	I am in control here
20:39:59:20	20:40:01:04	Chris [TBD]	Wait, put the mask on and say that.
20:40:01:01	20:40:03:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the neighbors just woke up thanks
20:40:03:10	20:40:04:21	Dave [Xeros]	I am in control.
20:40:03:20	20:40:06:14	Brin [GM]	If you get vibrations
20:40:06:14	20:40:16:29	Brin [GM]	no one is gonna penetrate this map it’s
20:40:07:01	20:40:08:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh.
20:40:08:08	20:40:09:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:40:09:07	20:40:10:11	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
20:40:10:18	20:40:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I
20:40:12:15	20:40:16:01	Chris [TBD]	Maybe it’s me. I show up and then all hell breaks loose. But maybe it’s a good one.
20:40:14:29	20:40:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, things are getting out of hand.
20:40:17:24	20:40:24:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make an investigation check in here to see if there’s anything else that we should be looking for
20:40:24:01	20:40:29:27	Brin [GM]	guys you’re in this lab okay let me describe you guys just constant distractions all four of you
20:40:29:27	20:40:36:12	Brin [GM]	gosh dang it all right just kidding it’s fantastic okay so basil still hanging there
20:40:36:20	20:40:45:02	Brin [GM]	did you roll i can’t remember you failed okay all right so you are still seeing the minor illusion
20:40:39:03	20:40:47:03	Steve [Nortle]	i got a six yeah of a flesh golem
20:40:45:02	20:40:54:22	Brin [GM]	as that was the spell of a flesh clone okay so nortle you probably crawled down by now but you guys are noticing that this lab and it was kind of hard to do this on the actual map but
20:40:54:22	20:41:06:10	Brin [GM]	this lab is pristine clean okay it looks like an ocd psychopath organized this laboratory just
20:40:59:10	20:40:59:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
20:41:00:19	20:41:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	a clean person.
20:41:08:11	20:41:09:18	Chris [TBD]	We will not be labeled
20:41:09:15	20:41:19:06	Brin [GM]	who probably has a disorder okay everything is in its place it’s sparkling clean there are no
20:41:11:05	20:41:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	There’s dozens of us.
20:41:12:09	20:41:12:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:41:19:04	20:41:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	like there’s no blood puddled beneath basil because you said that that she wasn’t bleeding
20:41:25:10	20:41:27:27	Brin [GM]	her wounds have been cauterized
20:41:28:08	20:41:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	Cauterized.
20:41:29:04	20:41:39:09	Brin [GM]	so she has been they are burned completely scabbed over um no blood whatsoever nowhere there are clean buckets of water
20:41:39:09	20:41:49:17	Brin [GM]	there are clean cloths everywhere. There isn’t even fingerprints on bottles of potions and things on the desk, hey? There is a chamber pot.
20:41:45:24	20:41:48:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is a chamber pot that’s a little messy
20:41:49:17	20:41:58:20	Brin [GM]	Luckily Astaroth had her filtered mask on it she didn’t smell anything so that’s right! That’s right you don’t leave any spots.
20:41:53:14	20:41:56:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i don’t leave any scent with the drink that i had yeah uh-huh yeah
20:41:57:24	20:42:01:09	Chris [TBD]	The drinks? I forgot we had those. Nice. I got to get my stuff.
20:42:00:19	20:42:07:05	Brin [GM]	Yeah the world’s most complex drinks which I’m severely regretting making they’re great
20:42:06:16	20:42:21:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	those are awesome okay oof
20:42:06:18	20:42:07:07	Steve [Nortle]	to…
20:42:09:26	20:42:17:08	Brin [GM]	a little bit and okay so this lab so investigation
20:42:13:04	20:42:16:29	Chris [TBD]	We all have drinks. You guys the ones you made and we got the ones that are in my campaign for yours.
20:42:17:08	20:42:26:03	Brin [GM]	go ahead and roll for that you know it’s not
20:42:21:24	20:42:23:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow yeah i got a five
20:42:26:03	20:42:32:15	Brin [GM]	you you mostly aren’t noticing very much stuff because you’re not feeling you’re
20:42:31:20	20:42:35:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not feeling well, and I’m a little traumatized by what I’m seeing down here. Yeah.
20:42:32:15	20:42:40:07	Brin [GM]	not in the mood yes yeah so this is definitely okay does anyone else want to make an
20:42:42:10	20:42:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’ll i’ll like I backed out after I heard vibrator because I was just gonna laugh and then I’m gonna like peek my
20:42:44:12	20:42:46:07	Steve [Nortle]	Do you face back in?
20:42:49:09	20:42:50:13	Brin [GM]	surprised that didn’t draw
20:42:53:13	20:42:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	head back through the wall and then I’ll step in and I’m like and I just
20:42:55:14	20:42:56:14	Steve [Nortle]	Is she gone?
20:43:02:19	20:43:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	scurrying towards the middle of the room
20:43:05:00	20:43:14:14	Brin [GM]	you are in you are in the servants bathrooms right now okay and there is a drunken naked dude in the bathtub next
20:43:06:08	20:43:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	that’s terrible
20:43:16:25	20:43:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, sweet.
20:43:20:02	20:43:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	He’s drunk and naked Is he one of those weird drone people?
20:43:22:16	20:43:29:15	Brin [GM]	asleep his foot his leg is up over we’re not i need you to leave this bath and come back in the lab.
20:43:30:00	20:43:34:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is difficult touring visual that he’s seen this kind of stuff before
20:43:31:06	20:43:36:00	Brin [GM]	I’m trying to get you out of this bathroom. You enjoy this? Is that what you’re saying?
20:43:35:21	20:43:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	No, what I was going to do is put the notebook in his hands run out the front of the building throw him to make it look like there was a naked servant that took the book not Millie
20:43:47:28	20:43:48:11	Brin [GM]	Unfortunately,
20:43:48:15	20:43:50:15	Chris [TBD]	Good plan. Good plan
20:43:50:10	20:43:55:28	Brin [GM]	unfortunately, it is a good plan because he’s too drunk. You would have to carry him and he’s massive.
20:43:55:15	20:44:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay I just cast enlarge on myself and I would enlarge myself and I gained basically double the strength
20:43:57:16	20:43:59:23	Brin [GM]	He’s Pamsey’s second love.
20:44:03:18	20:44:07:07	Brin [GM]	You wouldn’t… I don’t think you’d be able to make it in time if they hightailed out of here.
20:44:06:13	20:44:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	Just say no, and I’ll walk in And stop laughing Okay great I’m going into the room
20:44:09:08	20:44:09:22	Brin [GM]	No.
20:44:11:26	20:44:14:22	Brin [GM]	It was hard for me because the DM doesn’t say no
20:44:12:01	20:44:17:09	Chris [TBD]	Who says that? I said no all the time
20:44:12:03	20:44:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	I am gonna do my investigation
20:44:18:19	20:44:23:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i didn’t say no i said chastity glass that was the no
20:44:22:25	20:44:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:44:25:05	20:44:36:08	Brin [GM]	oh speaking of chassis glass the chalice you guys still have to Chalice but every step that you’ve taken away from the school a school of
20:44:27:24	20:44:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
20:44:36:08	20:44:45:26	Brin [GM]	videos um it has shrunken and gotten smaller and smaller it’s literally the size of a shot glass now okay
20:44:40:24	20:44:43:01	Chris [TBD]	Like physically or just it’s power
20:44:41:17	20:44:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a shot glass now
20:44:45:16	20:44:49:15	Chris [TBD]	Interesting I don’t have it
20:44:45:26	20:44:49:10	Brin [GM]	but you could still drink out of it and see what happens.
20:44:49:29	20:44:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	I got A 15 on my investigation
20:44:56:17	20:45:03:14	Brin [GM]	since I changed it back to 15. Okay in the corner over here
20:44:59:06	20:45:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right you did
20:45:04:05	20:45:13:13	Brin [GM]	you see let me see if i can use this little thingy thing here’s the mouse you guys see this mouse? Okay
20:45:13:13	20:45:21:11	Brin [GM]	in this corner you see this gigantic tank is it there it is okay this gigantic
20:45:16:23	20:45:17:05	Chris [TBD]	not working
20:45:19:15	20:45:21:05	Chris [TBD]	there it is overview
20:45:21:11	20:45:27:20	Brin [GM]	tank of liquid fluid it’s just i there’s no good words
20:45:27:28	20:45:37:22	Brin [GM]	okay it’s a and you see a massive um it’s lots
20:45:37:22	20:45:48:07	Brin [GM]	of smoke is coming up from this and it’s going up into the pipe work in the ceiling. Okay? It’s black mist that’s going up, okay?
20:45:48:27	20:45:54:26	Chris [TBD]	it’s at that same misty stuff we saw all over the town has to be
20:45:52:04	20:45:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	has to be
20:45:53:03	20:46:03:22	Brin [GM]	Could be… could be…okay? And over here you see connected to it is this weird like chamber
20:45:56:00	20:45:57:09	Chris [TBD]	we found a source
20:46:03:22	20:46:11:10	Brin [GM]	slash cage and inside of it are racks of appendages,
20:46:12:04	20:46:12:28	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
20:46:16:16	20:46:27:28	Brin [GM]	are pristinely preserved something it’s whatever this bubbling in this tank is preserving these
20:46:27:28	20:46:39:28	Brin [GM]	limbs with perfection. It’s as if they were cut off a few minutes ago. They’re perfect okay and inside there’s like um there’s a small little
20:46:40:26	20:46:51:28	Brin [GM]	where you put coal in the little fire towards the base of this tank okay and inside of it you don’t see coal in there it almost looks like they’re like little scales
20:46:43:01	20:46:43:25	Chris [TBD]	mm-hmm
20:46:51:28	20:47:02:01	Brin [GM]	and they’re sparkly like iridescent kind of whitish iridescient and they are on fire and it is the craziest hottest flame you have ever seen
20:47:02:18	20:47:06:08	Brin [GM]	and it doesn’t look like they’re shrinking in size at all. It’s, like, they’re burning,
20:47:07:16	20:47:11:14	Brin [GM]	like, indefinitely. It’s very strange. Nothing like you’ve ever seen before.
20:47:08:02	20:47:14:12	Chris [TBD]	hmm we would know
20:47:10:25	20:47:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
20:47:11:16	20:47:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	make a history check to find out if like we know anything about where this sort of you
20:47:18:03	20:47:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	know scale would have come from yeah you just set the difficulty he’s read a lot of books so bye
20:47:19:12	20:47:26:18	Brin [GM]	Yes, you can but it’s going… Can you? I don’t think you can. You, um,
20:47:28:01	20:47:28:27	Brin [GM]	Okay.
20:47:29:16	20:47:31:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a religious check
20:47:31:22	20:47:34:03	Steve [Nortle]	in books sometimes
20:47:36:13	20:47:39:15	Brin [GM]	He’s really good at staying inside those lines.
20:47:38:24	20:47:42:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros I think you should try and grab one of those burning coal
20:47:42:29	20:47:45:26	Steve [Nortle]	we want to turn back the camera
20:47:43:09	20:47:46:29	Chris [TBD]	yeah oh yeah yeah
20:47:44:22	20:47:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not gonna burn me okay uh history check that is not going
20:47:46:12	20:47:51:09	Brin [GM]	Um, yeah. You’re welcome to take one. Absolutely. Go ahead and do your history check first
20:47:53:26	20:47:58:09	Dave [Xeros]	to do it um that’s a i’m bad at history guys
20:47:58:21	20:48:05:27	Chris [TBD]	i’m so good the history. Gosh, dang it! I’m out! I am knocked out! No.
20:48:05:18	20:48:17:06	Brin [GM]	this is fate right here okay because you do not there is so few people in all of coreus did i say it right i got it guys i was practicing in demir
20:48:17:22	20:48:18:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:48:18:13	20:48:27:08	Brin [GM]	okay um there’s very few people increase that know what this is so view that there’s not really history books on
20:48:28:25	20:48:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	gonna reach in and i’m going to grab a couple of them
20:48:29:18	20:48:33:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m gonna i want to make a religion check
20:48:31:19	20:48:32:11	Chris [TBD]	Now
20:48:34:17	20:48:36:15	Brin [GM]	by the way so before you put them in
20:48:40:08	20:48:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	you would be fine
20:48:40:09	20:48:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a interdimensional place you can actually put
20:48:43:09	20:48:47:19	Brin [GM]	put it out it don’t burn for 10 minutes there’s up there’s ten minutes worth of
20:48:45:04	20:48:52:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah but it’s like it’s an interdimensional space once it goes in there it doesn’t burn
20:48:47:26	20:48:48:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
20:48:53:07	20:49:02:21	Brin [GM]	Alright. It doesn’t even stay hot anymore? Doesn’t do anything… Alright, in space? In space it’s really cold guys.
20:48:53:19	20:48:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	just not it just doesn’t do anything it’s like stepping into
20:48:58:02	20:49:06:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh jesus
20:49:02:29	20:49:07:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna collect as many as I can because I’m going to use them for gambit throwing parts
20:49:07:03	20:49:14:00	Brin [GM]	Okay are you gonna take all of them and put the fire out? Okay! You take all
20:49:10:03	20:49:12:01	Dave [Xeros]	sure yeah, why not
20:49:10:06	20:49:15:04	Chris [TBD]	I do want to
20:49:14:00	20:49:20:00	Brin [GM]	It tastes like seaweed
20:49:14:09	20:49:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	I do want to touch one on my tongue just to see where it came from
20:49:21:01	20:49:21:14	Dave [Xeros]	ugh
20:49:22:27	20:49:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	what are you doing over there eros oh why what’s wrong with the ocean
20:49:25:04	20:49:27:01	Brin [GM]	It tastes disgusting
20:49:31:29	20:49:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I tried to make a religion track to see if i recognize if any of these coals or anything had like religious symbolism maybe I could glean some information but
20:49:43:02	20:49:47:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not familiar with these objects no gleaning laughing
20:49:44:09	20:49:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	no gleaning happened
20:49:47:09	20:49:54:12	Brin [GM]	again you do not there is no um hint or sign of religion whatsoever okay
20:49:52:05	20:50:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what this is, this is not my I’m a sorcerer This stuff is dark magic This is dark magick
20:49:53:16	20:49:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	question
20:49:56:25	20:50:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	this is cool stuff. I don’t even think this is magic I just think this is just natural happenstance that we need to put that off though.
20:50:03:09	20:50:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s where I’m saying the natural world
20:50:06:20	20:50:14:28	Brin [GM]	you took all these scales out and slowly the fire goes out and the smoke stops bellowing upward
20:50:09:03	20:50:09:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Terrible
20:50:16:19	20:50:19:00	Dave [Xeros]	where are the body parts inside of the smoke?
20:50:19:24	20:50:28:18	Brin [GM]	this preservation tank okay so this is this is making um some type of liquid you guys don’t know
20:50:21:04	20:50:22:20	Chris [TBD]	Next to the thing that smokes.
20:50:28:18	20:50:36:02	Brin [GM]	what this is okay and it is as piped into this tank right here and that is what’s keeping all
20:50:36:02	20:50:43:23	Brin [GM]	of these limbs and appendages preserved you got 12
20:50:46:10	20:50:54:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And are these like separate systems, like the smoke and the fire that he just put out? It’s not going to be a preservation machine. Is it?
20:50:53:26	20:51:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	if it’s only Lashara hadn’t died, maybe we should have called in like phone to friend now and I’m
20:50:59:22	20:51:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, I couldn’t have… Why are you looking at me? I couldnít have stopped.
20:51:04:09	20:51:06:13	Brin [GM]	you guys do have a cart load
20:51:08:24	20:51:14:26	Steve [Nortle]	18 hours of paperwork i got sleepy
20:51:09:04	20:51:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	of paperwork. I thought Nordal was working on it.
20:51:14:03	20:51:17:19	Brin [GM]	there anything is there anything else in this lab that you want to look at
20:51:14:04	20:51:14:21	Chris [TBD]	Triplicate.
20:51:17:28	20:51:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	I want to open up whatever the retaining chamber is that has all the limbs in it. And, I wanna take the limbs.
20:51:23:10	20:51:26:20	Brin [GM]	okay you’re going to take all of them
20:51:26:22	20:51:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
20:51:28:07	20:51:31:17	Steve [Nortle]	You know you’re not Zen. You’re not zen right now.
20:51:30:09	20:51:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	Listen.
20:51:30:24	20:51:36:24	Chris [TBD]	It’s not a video game where you can just take everything and pour cheese wheels like what?
20:51:33:22	20:51:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	I have two bags of holding. I did the math.
20:51:36:28	20:51:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	I did The Math. I don’t know if you saw the text. I did THE MATH.
20:51:38:22	20:51:42:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There were numbers.
20:51:38:26	20:51:40:28	Chris [TBD]	I do remember the math, but…
20:51:39:06	20:51:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	I saw the text.
20:51:43:01	20:51:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	What body parts are in there? I have some friends that might like these actually.
20:51:52:07	20:51:58:01	Chris [TBD]	there’s two Basel hands in there, you might probably want to give them back. Oh, okay.
20:51:53:11	20:51:59:25	Brin [GM]	there’s those ones were being worked on ok so they were on a different table he
20:51:54:14	20:51:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	Those are already in my pants.
20:51:59:25	20:52:07:08	Brin [GM]	already has them inside of his pockets he was wearing one of Basil’s gauntlets
20:52:02:19	20:52:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	and I have one of her knuckles. He’s actually wearing the other set of knuckles.
20:52:06:21	20:52:07:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
20:52:07:08	20:52:18:02	Brin [GM]	okay there are six legs there’s 28 total limbs in here okay what did i say six help me keep track
20:52:14:05	20:52:14:25	Chris [TBD]	Dang!
20:52:17:02	20:52:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, six legs that you got 22 left in arms.
20:52:18:02	20:52:29:21	Brin [GM]	of this six legs we have eight arms and these are all different types of creatures okay we
20:52:26:16	20:52:27:07	Chris [TBD]	Fourteen.
20:52:28:29	20:52:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	You have 14 left.
20:52:29:21	20:52:36:11	Brin [GM]	We have tiefling. We have elves. We have every type of animal, humanoid everything. Okay?
20:52:37:00	20:52:43:02	Brin [GM]	There are five torsos as gross as that is.
20:52:44:03	20:52:46:21	Brin [GM]	What are we at? What did I say for arms?
20:52:46:19	20:52:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	So you have eight so that took us to 20 and then minus 11 which takes us to nine more.
20:52:56:05	20:53:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	We don’t have hands or the legs and arms have hands attached there right? Okay heads nine can
20:53:01:24	20:53:08:00	Brin [GM]	attached. Yeah heads let’s do however many heads you said nine left.
20:53:02:19	20:53:09:13	Chris [TBD]	Do you recognize any of those heads?
20:53:08:04	20:53:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	I do okay heads not recognized
20:53:08:09	20:53:17:11	Brin [GM]	Perfect. No, you do not recognize any of these, but these few corpses that are laying on
20:53:17:11	20:53:24:01	Brin [GM]	these beds right here, a few of them are clearly from these bodies right there. Okay? So some
20:53:23:07	20:53:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	Are the bodies decayed like fish?
20:53:24:01	20:53:35:24	Brin [GM]	of them recently…the bodies are not decayed, but they are being packed and preserved like fish, like mummification.
20:53:24:23	20:53:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my fish
20:53:32:02	20:53:34:00	Chris [TBD]	Is this like a black market thing?
20:53:35:24	20:53:42:13	Brin [GM]	Okay, so they don’t stink. A little bit of formaldehyde smell
20:53:36:16	20:53:37:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh, okay.
20:53:42:23	20:53:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	I read a book about some cults, anachronism. I did read a look at it. about some colts when I was at school and I did remember reading
20:53:46:09	20:53:46:28	Steve [Nortle]	Anachronism.
20:53:53:28	20:54:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	that there are some cultists in the world that buy human flesh and eat it so just FYI
20:54:02:02	20:54:03:24	Chris [TBD]	Is this Eros talking?
20:54:02:24	20:54:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	They also drink the blood, I heard!
20:54:05:13	20:54:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m trying to draw some parallels to the real world
20:54:08:25	20:54:13:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you guys remember Zen the destroyer
20:54:13:24	20:54:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	I read a book about him.
20:54:14:23	20:54:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he severed things and body parts is anybody else getting
20:54:21:28	20:54:24:29	Chris [TBD]	cut hair!
20:54:21:29	20:54:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	a little fuzzy about that.
20:54:25:22	20:54:37:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I remember his… He was a barber according to the history books. It’s kind of hard for like a bunch of stuff when there is a forgotten hour because it seems like everything is forgotten
20:54:38:15	20:54:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	but that’s fine yeah?
20:54:41:06	20:54:52:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no this is well this is all there’s a lot of symbolism here in the room with like uh, the severed
20:54:41:16	20:54:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, okay
20:54:42:29	20:54:44:16	Dave [Xeros]	can you regale us
20:54:52:13	20:54:57:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	limbs and like the fissures in the earth. All these sort of cuts slashes right? They’re all like
20:54:59:13	20:55:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	indicative of like Gog and Zen kind of the eternal conflict between Selune and the other gods so it’s it’s a little triggering for me
20:55:10:16	20:55:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	No, yeah I would see where you’re drawing to parallel that but in my reading that all had to do with magic and there isn’t any magic
20:55:10:17	20:55:11:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as a religious
20:55:19:27	20:55:21:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, I guess that’s true.
20:55:22:23	20:55:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	from what I understand he was like a
20:55:27:04	20:55:32:06	Dave [Xeros]	necronomancer right it was prophetized zen the necranomancer
20:55:33:12	20:55:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Necromancer?
20:55:34:15	20:55:38:01	Dave [Xeros]	necromancer time and death
20:55:35:07	20:55:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
20:55:38:05	20:55:42:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah. Yes. Very good. You have been reading it.
20:55:43:20	20:55:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Since I can’t figure out anything in this room because I’m a sorcerer and don’t know anything about science uh… I’m very concerned about Basil! And I
20:55:55:09	20:55:55:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I
20:55:56:04	20:55:59:05	Brin [GM]	flesh golem did i do it
20:55:59:21	20:55:59:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I
20:56:00:10	20:56:10:06	Steve [Nortle]	If you turn your head like that, it looks like it. I’m just gonna do a quick perception check to see if I hear they’re talking
20:56:05:03	20:56:16:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i was gonna see is she alive though can we help her hey that’s i want to try
20:56:10:07	20:56:18:27	Brin [GM]	I would um I would try some smelling salts or something to try and wake her up unless you think that that unless you don’t want to do that it’s up to
20:56:18:22	20:56:22:10	Steve [Nortle]	Hey! What are you guys whispering about? Why are you whispering?
20:56:27:01	20:56:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	No, I actually rolled to see my level of curiosity
20:56:32:21	20:56:43:21	Steve [Nortle]	so the lower it was for whatever reason, that’s why I did in my brain but I rolled at 99 which is literally the least curious you could possibly be about anything.
20:56:43:26	20:56:45:00	Brin [GM]	find flesh columns
20:56:45:18	20:56:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there’s just… I am not at all interested in it.
20:56:51:04	20:56:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m like Donkey
20:56:53:01	20:56:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	in Shrek
20:56:53:11	20:56:56:11	Steve [Nortle]	Shrek where when he’s bored where he’s just like
20:56:57:15	20:57:01:19	Brin [GM]	oh i thought you were going to talk about um ignoring the advances of the dragon
20:57:03:25	20:57:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m so
20:57:04:29	20:57:07:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do want to try.
20:57:05:26	20:57:07:22	Steve [Nortle]	wandering in my own mind palace
20:57:06:01	20:57:17:24	Brin [GM]	Okay, well I am going to roll for Basil to see if she does wake up because there’s been a lot more commotion in this lab than normal. And she rolled an 11
20:57:17:24	20:57:19:09	Brin [GM]	So no, she did not wake up yet.
20:57:21:27	20:57:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	are you whispering though? Are we coming up with a secret code? Are we
20:57:26:24	20:57:28:25	Brin [GM]	What would you guys like to do with Basil?
20:57:30:26	20:57:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	You know It’s kind of rude for you to show off how many fingers you have not everyone is as highly digitated as you like
20:57:39:06	20:57:42:01	Brin [GM]	Alright, here you go Take one of these
20:57:41:05	20:57:43:03	Dave [Xeros]	and I grow an extra finger with a six
20:57:43:27	20:57:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	and it’s the size of your middle finger like
20:57:45:18	20:57:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	just like in my
20:57:47:14	20:57:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, this is for you
20:57:49:04	20:57:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	AI-generated character image
20:57:50:29	20:57:55:06	Brin [GM]	I also appreciate witty comments you will be compensated for that
20:57:58:18	20:57:59:27	Brin [GM]	of good luck
20:57:59:28	20:58:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	Good luck Hey! Look at me
20:58:00:22	20:58:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So
20:58:01:02	20:58:06:21	Brin [GM]	the opposite of that do you why do you want a token did you roll bad yeah you did
20:58:03:13	20:58:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	Give me a token
20:58:04:29	20:58:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	In our
20:58:10:07	20:58:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sign language
20:58:13:19	20:58:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in our little sign language conversation, what did you say? I want to wake her up.
20:58:15:14	20:58:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm
20:58:17:07	20:58:24:26	Chris [TBD]	to everything. Shrink it.
20:58:21:27	20:58:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	And let’s get her out of the lab.
20:58:24:29	20:58:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna go over and start poking TBD to try to get him to wake up so like can he roll at
20:58:27:18	20:58:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, jump in the pool.
20:58:27:18	20:58:32:19	Chris [TBD]	Nice, awesome. Let’s do it. Alright, come on, baby.
20:58:28:06	20:58:32:03	Brin [GM]	yes you roll please to see if you wake up.
20:58:33:04	20:58:44:04	Steve [Nortle]	advantage because i’m poking him no no no wait the quantum no no if i’m pokey Wait, wait, wait.
20:58:33:29	20:58:34:14	Brin [GM]	Oh!
20:58:36:01	20:58:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	He’s gone microcosm. He has now gone into like Ant-Man,
20:58:43:09	20:58:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s three times in a row!
20:58:44:22	20:58:45:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m helping him
20:58:45:01	20:58:58:21	Chris [TBD]	what is going on here you’re the one that should roll not me okay
20:58:51:04	20:58:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’m giving him advantage On the roll because I’m trying to wake him up That’s what I’m saying
20:58:56:21	20:59:01:29	Brin [GM]	Advantage. You have advantage because I really don’t want you to be asleep. You’ve been asleep long enough
20:58:58:21	20:59:10:08	Chris [TBD]	good all right yeah i have uh what am I rolling for constitution where are we at it’s
20:59:05:02	20:59:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yes
20:59:06:01	20:59:07:06	Brin [GM]	last sesh so
20:59:10:08	20:59:18:01	Chris [TBD]	my just normal what’s two come on baby Ah, it’s only an eight.
20:59:22:14	20:59:30:12	Steve [Nortle]	you up and put you on my miter Stay asleep And I take the chloroform Assuming it’s a blanket And just put that on you
20:59:24:07	20:59:25:07	Chris [TBD]	That works.
20:59:32:23	20:59:35:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:59:34:24	20:59:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	There you go little guy Help me out
20:59:38:05	20:59:39:09	Chris [TBD]	TBD starts
20:59:39:04	20:59:40:09	Brin [GM]	to your intelligence
20:59:40:23	20:59:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	if you if you want to do that to him
20:59:40:26	20:59:42:04	Chris [TBD]	sucking his thumb.
20:59:43:09	20:59:46:11	Brin [GM]	we need to lower it
20:59:43:18	20:59:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	Like Prince If you’re named Stephanie
20:59:44:18	20:59:45:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
20:59:44:27	20:59:46:00	Chris [TBD]	If you want
20:59:44:28	20:59:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
20:59:45:17	20:59:46:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:59:47:29	20:59:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh geez a lot i mean with yeah you can get so much
20:59:49:19	20:59:53:05	Brin [GM]	get chloroform before you lose brain function
20:59:54:25	20:59:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	You can get chloroform Frequently
20:59:55:14	20:59:57:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
20:59:58:23	21:00:05:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would like to try another medicine roll and see if I can help with that
21:00:06:15	21:00:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	21
21:00:10:11	21:00:11:04	Brin [GM]	yeah
21:00:10:22	21:00:16:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I figured out how to open these bags on these smelling salts and actually use the salt and not just hit somebody with the bag
21:00:16:13	21:00:25:10	Brin [GM]	and you do notice there are a lot of bookshelves over here that have, there’s lots of potions. There’s lots and there’s one on there they’re beautifully labeled with
21:00:25:10	21:00:29:12	Brin [GM]	perfection and it says awaken on the side foot.
21:00:30:14	21:00:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	grab, I take it I’m going to read it How do I wake her up?
21:00:36:12	21:00:42:08	Brin [GM]	Administer 15 milliliters and subject will awaken.
21:00:42:01	21:00:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	You’re good with potions and stuff
21:00:43:13	21:00:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	milliliters yeah i know how to make spells and potions and stuff i had to take this class 30 millilitres
21:00:49:06	21:00:49:29	Brin [GM]	30 millilitres.
21:00:53:01	21:00:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	the way back to our first session, you are good with
21:00:57:04	21:00:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	ingredients and potions
21:01:02:02	21:01:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t use The metric system That’s the problem If it just said eye of newt And toe of frog He’d be fine
21:01:05:21	21:01:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
21:01:05:26	21:01:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect
21:01:11:10	21:01:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i know which potion to put on the spoon here okay sweet oh i remember taking
21:01:14:13	21:01:21:23	Brin [GM]	yep you rolled the 21, this is like you’re back in chemistry class at Ideas
21:01:22:22	21:01:26:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in this class with Morty. That was such a good semester.
21:01:25:03	21:01:28:18	Brin [GM]	healing and it’s called spiritual healing with
21:01:27:29	21:01:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	You hear it going past the window
21:01:30:19	21:01:31:04	Brin [GM]	the class
21:01:31:06	21:01:33:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Spiritual language chemistry? Wow!
21:01:35:01	21:01:39:22	Brin [GM]	oh man that could have gone south we’re going to ignore that let’s move on
21:01:40:03	21:01:44:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I’m going to give it to Basil. I’m gonna give it to her.
21:01:40:17	21:01:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	Chastity Glass.
21:01:48:01	21:01:53:15	Brin [GM]	chalice also says tablespoon size on so you could use that too
21:01:53:15	21:02:01:09	Brin [GM]	no i’m just joking okay you give both of those tablespoons and basil opens her eyes is
21:02:00:23	21:02:01:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil!
21:02:02:00	21:02:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	Basil? Basil? Turn around.
21:02:04:21	21:02:14:09	Dave [Xeros]	that’s he’s i i point to the wall there’s actually a illustration of basil leaves on the wall and like yeah basil look like it’s an ingredient
21:02:11:08	21:02:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes! Yes, there is some cherry.
21:02:16:20	21:02:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, I recognize that swearing! Hey sister, where are you?!
21:02:19:12	21:02:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you…
21:02:22:29	21:02:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What do you remember?
21:02:24:13	21:02:26:18	Steve [Nortle]	Why are you talking to that flesh golem?
21:02:29:19	21:02:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	I recognize that puke!
21:02:30:24	21:02:36:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay. Oh gosh, my indigestion’s acting up again too. Oh my gosh.
21:02:31:16	21:02:37:15	Chris [TBD]	he was sympathetic barfer
21:02:36:08	21:02:47:26	Brin [GM]	so sorry alright where and she’s like kind of
21:02:36:28	21:02:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:02:39:18	21:02:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t want her to feel left out!
21:02:42:25	21:02:44:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ll regurgitate like an owl pellet for
21:02:47:26	21:02:54:27	Brin [GM]	she’s acting super weird and groggy okay it’s a funny joke where are my hands
21:02:48:22	21:02:50:21	Chris [TBD]	that’s how i picture it
21:02:56:21	21:03:01:07	Steve [Nortle]	So I hear Basil’s voice coming from the flesh golem, so I’m going to come over.
21:03:01:01	21:03:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	are in my pants.
21:03:02:27	21:03:05:12	Chris [TBD]	oh my gosh
21:03:04:27	21:03:08:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the only reason you took him is he’s just been waiting this whole time
21:03:06:20	21:03:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:03:08:13	21:03:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	I waited an hour and a half to say that!
21:03:08:24	21:03:21:24	Brin [GM]	please
21:03:10:21	21:03:12:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:03:11:00	21:03:14:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:03:11:19	21:03:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:03:11:29	21:03:12:18	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:03:15:24	21:03:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:03:15:24	21:03:16:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:03:17:13	21:03:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	They’re also in my pants.
21:03:19:01	21:03:29:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i have one of them on i’m just gonna put my arm behind my back while i have this i’m not sure yeah yeah yeah
21:03:23:01	21:03:27:18	Brin [GM]	please, please grab my clothes. I need my cloak right now. Hurry
21:03:27:20	21:03:29:10	Steve [Nortle]	Why does the flesh…
21:03:29:20	21:03:35:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m definitely i’m gonna i’m going to help clothe her because this is
21:03:30:22	21:03:31:01	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
21:03:31:03	21:03:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	Questions?
21:03:34:27	21:03:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	One, why are you trying to clothe the flesh golem in my sister’s clothes?
21:03:37:15	21:03:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	saintly
21:03:39:06	21:03:42:28	Brin [GM]	hold it shut with my nubs I wish I had
21:03:43:26	21:03:47:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so she likes standing now on the ground and she like she’s like off
21:03:45:29	21:03:48:26	Brin [GM]	she’s just kind of crouched down like a bunny
21:03:48:14	21:03:49:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
21:03:49:29	21:03:50:15	Brin [GM]	okay
21:03:50:29	21:03:59:09	Steve [Nortle]	This is the weirdest flesh golem I’ve ever seen in my life and it sounds like my sister this is making me really distraught
21:03:53:21	21:03:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah nortle
21:03:58:22	21:04:07:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think eros might need your help looking for those coloring books that we were down here to…that he was talking about.
21:04:01:17	21:04:09:23	Brin [GM]	listen um can so many what’s what’s going on who are you guys
21:04:10:00	21:04:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, coloring books are great but so is my sister. So why does the flesh golem have your tattoos and sound like my sister?
21:04:18:28	21:04:26:19	Brin [GM]	sister i think that we are brother and sister
21:04:26:12	21:04:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	Well no because you’re a flesh golem and I’m a turtle. Like how would we possibly be related that’s ridiculous.
21:04:30:25	21:04:36:08	Brin [GM]	yeah last time I checked portals and herringons are not brothers and sisters
21:04:32:12	21:04:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
21:04:34:04	21:04:34:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jesus.
21:04:36:06	21:04:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not seeing a haragon this is very clearly a flesh golem and the possibility for investigating beyond this is apparently beyond me.
21:04:45:17	21:04:51:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it sounds you’re right, it sounds a lot like Basil yes
21:04:45:26	21:04:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:04:46:06	21:04:47:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:04:52:16	21:04:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	I appreciate the validation of Alclaw. It means a lot to me.
21:04:53:29	21:04:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	however do you remember your name?
21:04:59:24	21:05:02:24	Brin [GM]	uh whoa um yeah
21:05:03:21	21:05:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	what condition does she have is
21:05:08:16	21:05:13:06	Brin [GM]	is void of all memory. She can’t remember her name, okay
21:05:11:04	21:05:33:13	Dave [Xeros]	that coming from like poisons or i
21:05:15:04	21:05:21:14	Brin [GM]	so when you stopped the fire
21:05:25:09	21:05:37:02	Brin [GM]	everyone in the castle started waking up their irises are grey and you guys start to hear you start to here
21:05:33:13	21:05:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	took a lot of cash
21:05:37:02	21:05:48:13	Brin [GM]	the door clicking open again okay and in walks Marie she looks so tired this is in the middle of the night by the way
21:05:40:09	21:05:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wave
21:05:48:13	21:05:52:15	Brin [GM]	she’s so tired looking her eyes are grey they’re not purple anymore
21:05:54:07	21:05:56:16	Brin [GM]	and she was like what voice did I do
21:05:58:18	21:06:00:16	Brin [GM]	she’s British okay
21:06:00:29	21:06:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	proper
21:06:05:01	21:06:07:09	Brin [GM]	oh good you guys found a lab
21:06:08:25	21:06:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	about the lab did you make the lab
21:06:10:20	21:06:15:11	Brin [GM]	um did you guys turn off the
21:06:17:04	21:06:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	The, um…
21:06:18:19	21:06:29:15	Brin [GM]	the wavelength maker that’s what i meant to say thank you thanks for turning that off um listen
21:06:21:11	21:06:23:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the wave machine
21:06:21:18	21:06:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
21:06:23:13	21:06:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	What? Wave machine? What’s a wave machine?
21:06:34:29	21:06:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she like went out with that chick Aceroth I think
21:06:38:23	21:06:53:15	Steve [Nortle]	They went on a field trip, just
21:06:40:21	21:06:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yep Millie didn’t look happy though
21:06:42:06	21:06:47:23	Chris [TBD]	You really didn’t look happy when I’m upset about that?
21:06:43:29	21:06:45:24	Brin [GM]	she’s gonna be dead soon
21:06:46:00	21:06:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not upset about that?
21:06:48:01	21:06:52:06	Brin [GM]	I am upset I’m just
21:06:52:28	21:06:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	Not yet
21:06:53:15	21:06:53:25	Steve [Nortle]	British.
21:06:53:26	21:06:54:26	Brin [GM]	I’m um
21:06:56:12	21:06:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	By Jove I’m very upset about this Watch what
21:06:58:15	21:06:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	What what?
21:07:00:07	21:07:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	How dare say that puts me right out.
21:07:00:27	21:07:05:09	Brin [GM]	we don’t have your friend here has had
21:07:06:18	21:07:13:13	Brin [GM]	complete and full treatment her mind is no longer intact I’m very sorry but she’s gone
21:07:13:11	21:07:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	Question How do we get it back?
21:07:14:25	21:07:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	Question, what do you mean she?
21:07:16:14	21:07:17:19	Brin [GM]	um
21:07:17:09	21:07:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	This is as a flesh golem and as you can see there are no pots.
21:07:22:21	21:07:24:08	Brin [GM]	earlier it was a Herringon
21:07:24:04	21:07:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah It’s flesh golem
21:07:25:19	21:07:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait it’s a herringon that sounds like my sister but it’s actually a flesh
21:07:28:18	21:07:44:18	Steve [Nortle]	golem is this a normal thing around here the spell
21:07:29:26	21:07:30:23	Chris [TBD]	Something’s not right!
21:07:30:26	21:07:32:06	Brin [GM]	I mean, it does look like a question.
21:07:33:12	21:07:33:29	Brin [GM]	Listen,
21:07:34:02	21:07:40:15	Chris [TBD]	Does the spell affect anyone as they walk into the room if they weren’t there when the spell was cast?
21:07:41:22	21:07:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s not spell What spell
21:07:42:22	21:07:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	there’s no spell
21:07:45:16	21:07:48:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh, it’ an illusion happening. Okay, got it. I am going to
21:07:47:09	21:07:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to sneeze though and I’m going to cast lesser restoration on you so you wake up
21:07:51:25	21:07:52:23	Chris [TBD]	Okay, all right.
21:07:52:19	21:07:58:11	Brin [GM]	Oh that’s great. Thank you You guys gotta remind me to have you roll Okay
21:07:54:22	21:07:55:21	Chris [TBD]	You’re going to sneeze.
21:07:58:09	21:07:59:12	Chris [TBD]	I should have a roll for that.
21:07:59:16	21:08:05:05	Brin [GM]	listen I I need your help I need you
21:08:05:01	21:08:05:25	Chris [TBD]	Did you do it?
21:08:08:09	21:08:08:26	Brin [GM]	oh
21:08:10:07	21:08:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	and you’re inside of the mitre
21:08:10:14	21:08:11:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:08:12:02	21:08:13:06	Brin [GM]	you realize how lucky you are
21:08:16:16	21:08:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	on my head no that’s a goliath obviously yeah what’s
21:08:16:19	21:08:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a Goliath
21:08:18:15	21:08:19:17	Chris [TBD]	It’s me, TBD!
21:08:22:03	21:08:25:00	Chris [TBD]	Where are we? What’s going on? Where’s my stuff?
21:08:27:21	21:08:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	up i shh tb expedition wait
21:08:31:12	21:08:42:03	Brin [GM]	weeks back it might have been longer I actually can’t remember anymore but um she has a machine that sends out wavelengths and hypnotizes people I figured that out the first week that
21:08:42:03	21:08:53:03	Brin [GM]	she was here and she remodeled this entire basement for her laboratory okay listen to me yes she used all of us but some of the servants can’t remember listen to
21:08:49:23	21:08:51:28	Chris [TBD]	Man, I just woke up with some wild stuff.
21:08:52:28	21:08:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	she’s like one of the Egypt’s pharaohs
21:08:55:01	21:08:58:14	Chris [TBD]	Aren’t you the one from last night who made us all drink that stuff
21:08:58:21	21:08:59:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s stuck.
21:09:00:19	21:09:11:26	Brin [GM]	goodness you guys turned off her machine because now everyone has come too but i’m sure they’ve um we’ve forgotten a lot the longer that
21:09:09:15	21:09:10:06	Chris [TBD]	Let’s fight.
21:09:11:26	21:09:21:26	Brin [GM]	you’re underneath the hypnosis, the more you forget of yourself. It takes away memory. And unfortunately with how long that Heron gone has been in this room and closest contact with the machine
21:09:15:04	21:09:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	Interesting.
21:09:21:26	21:09:26:15	Brin [GM]	I bet your her memory is completely gone which there’s nothing left for her. You could just…
21:09:25:02	21:09:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, we’ll take the flesh golem with us.
21:09:27:24	21:09:29:01	Steve [Nortle]	it a heron gone or flesh
21:09:30:29	21:09:37:25	Brin [GM]	Yeah that’s weird but I’m surprised at Astaroth did so much work Oh right You’re right
21:09:33:28	21:09:35:17	Chris [TBD]	Your memory must have been taken.
21:09:37:09	21:09:38:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah.
21:09:37:21	21:09:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	It is a minor illusion so it’s for everyone not just him.
21:09:41:28	21:09:49:07	Brin [GM]	She’s remembering something else sorry I keep returning to it as a hedgehog you’re right, it is a flesh golem
21:09:50:01	21:09:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	She’s in her reverie. She’s trying to wake up
21:09:51:21	21:09:55:10	Brin [GM]	Right I am trying to wake up I need your help though
21:09:57:27	21:10:08:29	Brin [GM]	our livelihood at the orchard is slowly dying but now that you’ve turned off the black mist it should hopefully start reversing some of the damage and the vegetation will hopefully start repairing itself
21:10:08:29	21:10:14:04	Brin [GM]	But I do need you all to go up to the orchards and check on it if you could
21:10:15:06	21:10:22:27	Brin [GM]	All you have to do is go um to the dock outside of the castle and the ferryman will take you across the
21:10:22:27	21:10:29:16	Brin [GM]	bay to the orchard stairs there you’ll climb there’s just stone steps carved out of a cliff
21:10:30:05	21:10:37:00	Brin [GM]	we go up that way and i need you to check on the orchards for me can do that damage disease
21:10:35:19	21:10:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	disease STDs
21:10:38:19	21:10:46:25	Brin [GM]	the black mist has done a number on us and I wonder if Astaroth might have taken Millie there.
21:10:45:15	21:10:48:16	Chris [TBD]	Is this part of the job?
21:10:46:22	21:10:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
21:10:50:00	21:10:51:22	Chris [TBD]	That’s why we came here in the first place.
21:10:50:15	21:11:01:26	Brin [GM]	I’m sorry, didn’t Millie send out a flyer? I know she was trying to do it secretly obviously I knew because I’m a mother And have you not answered this call
21:10:51:20	21:10:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	You guys
21:10:55:10	21:10:55:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
21:11:01:26	21:11:03:15	Brin [GM]	to help us solve the Black Mist?
21:11:03:29	21:11:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	I also said there was a reward associated with it
21:11:06:18	21:11:09:26	Brin [GM]	Yeah well unfortunately someone has broken into my treasury
21:11:11:00	21:11:11:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:11:11:19	21:11:12:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:11:12:09	21:11:18:13	Brin [GM]	So, I’m glad to hear that. I’m GLAD TO HEAR IT!
21:11:13:14	21:11:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	good Of our hearts then
21:11:14:06	21:11:16:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:11:18:09	21:11:22:15	Chris [TBD]	Wait, there’s a flesh column and who’s that guy that just said that? That doesn’t sound like Eros.
21:11:23:12	21:11:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	What?
21:11:25:09	21:11:27:25	Chris [TBD]	You would not say it. Who are you? You’re an imposter.
21:11:28:16	21:11:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	apparently he has a number of different clones and this is one of them this flesh golem
21:11:36:11	21:11:47:22	Chris [TBD]	Once again, no
21:11:38:07	21:11:42:29	Brin [GM]	They uh… They’re only… They’re the type of people who elicit good in others.
21:11:44:09	21:11:46:15	Brin [GM]	Wonderful. So you will help then?
21:11:47:22	21:11:49:07	Chris [TBD]	one’s answered my question. Where are we?
21:11:50:12	21:11:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	Castle Leary You actually
21:11:51:29	21:11:57:22	Chris [TBD]	I remember that but like where are we now? Down here. What are we in the basement?
21:11:53:29	21:11:55:22	Brin [GM]	Um, they brought you down here
21:11:57:27	21:12:05:22	Brin [GM]	Yes, it’s a secret lab. I’ve been keeping tabs on Astaroth, every once in a while she has to the machine will
21:11:58:17	21:12:21:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh wow.
21:12:05:22	21:12:10:28	Brin [GM]	turn off when the fire goes out and she comes back and refills it. And so we get…
21:12:10:28	21:12:21:11	Brin [GM]	We have gotten a few breaks from our hypnosis throughout these few weeks but usually ten
21:12:15:22	21:12:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	Fiery little things Like stay lit Are they just Eternity
21:12:22:07	21:12:33:22	Brin [GM]	to twelve of them will burn for about seven days so they’re incredibly whatever they are wherever she’s getting them they’re an incredible resource and if
21:12:27:20	21:12:27:28	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
21:12:33:01	21:12:34:00	Dave [Xeros]	They’re pretty hot
21:12:35:09	21:12:37:20	Chris [TBD]	Show it to me. TBD might know what they are.
21:12:38:27	21:12:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	You want to roll A history check Yeah, you’re the only intelligent person here I think.
21:12:40:20	21:12:42:06	Chris [TBD]	Or intelligence?
21:12:40:26	21:12:46:06	Brin [GM]	it um the check on this is
21:12:44:06	21:12:44:24	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know.
21:12:47:18	21:12:51:23	Chris [TBD]	Okay, it’s a 19.
21:12:48:21	21:12:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	You got this Nat 20, Nat 20!
21:12:52:19	21:12:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh snap!
21:12:53:28	21:12:56:03	Chris [TBD]	Is that not what you want?
21:12:57:02	21:12:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to touch you though and give you Bodic Inspiration.
21:12:58:21	21:13:02:09	Chris [TBD]	You can give me what you want.
21:13:03:16	21:13:05:06	Chris [TBD]	TBD recognizes it.
21:13:16:19	21:13:21:09	Chris [TBD]	like the fabled Dragon Balls! the seas
21:13:20:07	21:13:29:28	Brin [GM]	I know Dragon Balls okay um in your adventures in the swollen waste you heard tales because the swollen wastes is it’s like
21:13:20:10	21:13:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	The Z’s? Or
21:13:25:29	21:13:26:23	Chris [TBD]	yeah
21:13:29:28	21:13:33:26	Brin [GM]	a swampy gross place right hey you heard rumors
21:13:30:18	21:13:32:09	Chris [TBD]	totally yep
21:13:36:28	21:13:46:26	Brin [GM]	certain creatures that could cleanse things they were referred to people kept calling them merfolk but
21:13:37:26	21:13:40:05	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah
21:13:47:19	21:13:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	Merman
21:13:49:03	21:13:55:13	Brin [GM]	they were you kind of, it didn’t seem like they really knew what they were talking about. It was just a legend rumor
21:13:49:27	21:13:50:20	Chris [TBD]	look
21:13:56:00	21:14:07:24	Chris [TBD]	guys in this swollen ways some wild stuff yeah and the swamp wolves there would always tell stories mermaids that flip flop around
21:13:58:10	21:14:02:01	Brin [GM]	described the scales looked exactly like what you’re seeing
21:14:07:24	21:14:16:21	Chris [TBD]	share these little it totally reminds me of these things but I don’t know I have no idea what this thing is but it reminds you
21:14:14:14	21:14:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	I pull one out of my pants. It’s like this, the fabled merman?
21:14:19:02	21:14:26:22	Chris [TBD]	yeah that looks a lot like what the swamp wolf described I guess we’d have to ask mermaid or something
21:14:27:04	21:14:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	I touched on my tongue again real quick and put it back in my pants but yeah, this tastes horrible
21:14:28:11	21:14:29:17	Chris [TBD]	what it is exactly
21:14:33:01	21:14:39:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to do one more investigation check on this on this flesh golem because it’s so suspicious
21:14:36:11	21:14:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	Basil
21:14:43:04	21:14:44:01	Steve [Nortle]	dirty 20
21:14:45:03	21:14:45:18	Chris [TBD]	finally
21:14:45:29	21:14:51:29	Brin [GM]	so things start when he sneezed
21:14:48:24	21:14:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	when I sneezed threw it off
21:14:52:03	21:14:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like the uh
21:14:55:09	21:14:59:05	Steve [Nortle]	there was some sort of interference yeah that’s it
21:14:56:21	21:14:57:27	Brin [GM]	It’s like it’s glitching
21:14:58:19	21:15:00:02	Chris [TBD]	the hologram is breaking
21:15:00:10	21:15:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	hey wait a minute
21:15:02:15	21:15:11:11	Brin [GM]	it becomes quite clear as the flesh fades away and is replaced with vibrant pink stained fur
21:15:11:11	21:15:21:26	Brin [GM]	I do have a cloak on and I’m pulling my pants on as best I can with my nubs and I am saying all sorts of fuck words
21:15:12:13	21:15:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	she’s got clothes on now though
21:15:15:22	21:15:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
21:15:18:21	21:15:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna say i would like to cast
21:15:23:02	21:15:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	so there were some parts of your memory then they never leave
21:15:27:12	21:15:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	Some things you’re born with, and some it’s nurture in nature.
21:15:31:09	21:15:32:04	Brin [GM]	Okay go ahead
21:15:31:29	21:15:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	would like to cast mage hand and basically like give it the basil so she has like one effect that she could use tilly like to like dress herself and kind of
21:15:37:27	21:15:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a mage hand?
21:15:38:18	21:15:39:28	Steve [Nortle]	that’s so legit
21:15:40:09	21:15:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s awesome.
21:15:41:11	21:15:43:03	Brin [GM]	Oh wow
21:15:41:24	21:15:49:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	remain everything i’m going to help her out a little bit and uh maybe before nordal breaks
21:15:43:23	21:15:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	okay
21:15:49:04	21:16:00:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	out uh i you can tell me you could tell me if this is possible but uh purple filth has three properties one of them
21:15:49:19	21:15:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m about to freak out
21:15:53:10	21:15:54:13	Brin [GM]	to freak out
21:16:00:14	21:16:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is visions or memory anchors where it’s like something significant happened to this place you could potentially remember things
21:16:11:16	21:16:18:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I kind of want to give basil see if she can recall anything about what’s happened to her
21:16:18:25	21:16:23:27	Steve [Nortle]	when you do that I jump in front of you and shove you away as hard as I can
21:16:24:29	21:16:29:18	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t touch my sister. No, no, no.
21:16:30:06	21:16:31:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	helping
21:16:30:08	21:16:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	remember us. We need to give her something
21:16:31:10	21:16:34:07	Steve [Nortle]	No! You’re not touching my sister
21:16:34:21	21:16:39:11	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m up in your hat. You ain’t touching her!
21:16:39:12	21:16:40:20	Brin [GM]	Wow
21:16:40:17	21:16:42:15	Chris [TBD]	Why is Basil… What happened to your hands?
21:16:43:04	21:16:46:18	Brin [GM]	Who is Basil? What are you guys talking about
21:16:46:12	21:16:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	You are Basil you’re my sister Can’t you see the familial resemblance?
21:16:46:16	21:16:47:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh.
21:16:50:23	21:16:54:11	Brin [GM]	This guy’s hilarious
21:16:52:07	21:16:54:03	Chris [TBD]	Ask her if she remembers Jimmy Eccentrics.
21:16:55:21	21:17:02:08	Brin [GM]	Look at this. Oh, thanks so much for this mage hand. Scratching her ears
21:17:02:00	21:17:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	She’s like I’ve been wanting to do that for ten minutes
21:17:04:28	21:17:07:14	Brin [GM]	Feels so good to be out of that Andrew’s cross
21:17:10:04	21:17:11:16	Chris [TBD]	You’ll remember that but
21:17:10:15	21:17:11:26	Brin [GM]	What are you guys doing?
21:17:13:13	21:17:14:15	Brin [GM]	I gotta go
21:17:14:10	21:17:22:13	Steve [Nortle]	Listen Yeah, you probably are I do have Don’t Touch My Sister
21:17:17:00	21:17:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here’s some food
21:17:17:06	21:17:18:07	Brin [GM]	I need a drink
21:17:22:11	21:17:24:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to give her this little bag
21:17:22:13	21:17:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	All I can do is scratch
21:17:25:12	21:17:27:18	Brin [GM]	Does it fall through the mage Hand? I’m just kidding
21:17:28:04	21:17:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	No, it can carry small things.
21:17:29:05	21:17:30:05	Brin [GM]	I know, I’m joking
21:17:31:10	21:17:32:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here’s a little snack
21:17:34:04	21:17:35:08	Chris [TBD]	That’s purple belt
21:17:35:06	21:17:36:03	Steve [Nortle]	No don’t eat
21:17:38:17	21:17:45:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so she has to roll, if she succeeds a constitution save if she beats 14 is what we had on here
21:17:40:04	21:17:40:16	Brin [GM]	Whoa
21:17:45:17	21:17:46:20	Brin [GM]	if I beat 14
21:17:47:00	21:17:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then maybe she remembers something it’s all kind of up to you if not that could happen
21:17:53:16	21:18:02:19	Brin [GM]	I don’t think there’s much worse that can happen to her, sorry my Basil’s thing I can’t remember what my modifier is on this one second
21:18:03:23	21:18:08:09	Chris [TBD]	Now wait a minute When you woke me up, did that also nullify the shrinking?
21:18:09:16	21:18:14:03	Dave [Xeros]	Um, no. You’re still shrunk. It just woke you up. It got rid of the condition that you were under.
21:18:10:14	21:18:10:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
21:18:13:05	21:18:17:24	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, if you wanted one of the rules is If you want to try to get your constant
21:18:15:16	21:18:24:06	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know man I’ve been shrunk probably more than half this entire campaign So I’m kind of used to it It’s kind of nice
21:18:20:12	21:18:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	Campaign
21:18:25:01	21:18:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t have to walk anywhere I just carry it
21:18:26:27	21:18:30:13	Brin [GM]	being not 7 feet tall anymore
21:18:28:06	21:18:36:29	Chris [TBD]	He just kind of like pushes your hat a little bit Grabs that blanket that’s right next to me Fluffs it up and then I’m kidding
21:18:32:23	21:18:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	Fluffs it up
21:18:36:28	21:18:38:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:18:37:26	21:18:38:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:18:39:06	21:18:39:28	Brin [GM]	i got 17
21:18:41:10	21:18:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can decide if Basil It’s totally up to your control Do you have narrative control with this?
21:18:47:15	21:18:59:06	Brin [GM]	whoa she’s like whoa i uh that lady in the mask is she here and all of a sudden you see basil’s face
21:18:49:13	21:18:49:27	Chris [TBD]	Whoa
21:18:55:21	21:18:56:24	Chris [TBD]	She remembers the old ass.
21:19:01:04	21:19:05:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, she’s gone Don’t worry about it She’s gone We’ll keep you safe
21:19:03:24	21:19:04:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
21:19:08:10	21:19:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, we got him.
21:19:08:29	21:19:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	We’re gonna kill her
21:19:12:24	21:19:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you’re gonna help kill her
21:19:13:29	21:19:20:22	Brin [GM]	is she and basil stands up to start marching towards the door where is she oh shit and I
21:19:16:15	21:19:21:14	Steve [Nortle]	Wait Wait. Your pants aren’t all the way on, did we just…
21:19:20:18	21:19:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:19:20:22	21:19:26:22	Brin [GM]	fall down and I can’t catch myself actually I do catch myself on my mage hand and I started
21:19:21:14	21:19:29:17	Steve [Nortle]	No, this is…
21:19:26:03	21:19:26:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There you go.
21:19:27:10	21:19:28:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah.
21:19:30:08	21:19:31:13	Chris [TBD]	All right, she’s ready. Let’s go.
21:19:31:19	21:19:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s still battle.
21:19:32:15	21:19:33:20	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, I gotta get my stuff.
21:19:33:15	21:19:34:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my sister.
21:19:34:03	21:19:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s still in there.
21:19:34:08	21:19:35:17	Brin [GM]	are we going are we
21:19:36:29	21:19:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we are but we don’t know where she is and there’s also a possibility that like she walked away and none of us followed her
21:19:46:09	21:19:47:26	Steve [Nortle]	She’s with her and probably dead.
21:19:49:19	21:19:49:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
21:19:51:20	21:19:52:16	Chris [TBD]	You know Millie?
21:19:52:22	21:19:54:29	Brin [GM]	yeah she fed me
21:19:55:10	21:19:58:07	Chris [TBD]	She was the only sane person we could meet around here.
21:19:58:07	21:20:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, The Masked Lady took her
21:20:05:19	21:20:12:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we wanted to save you too and you were here and I’m sorry that we didn’t tell everybody
21:20:13:28	21:20:16:26	Brin [GM]	she’s pointing with the mage hand to the corpse
21:20:15:18	21:20:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	dead yeah i mean he’s missing his head look he has no head
21:20:16:08	21:20:16:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
21:20:16:13	21:20:17:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:20:19:23	21:20:21:29	Brin [GM]	he came he came in here when i did
21:20:22:24	21:20:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	you have no hands head hands it’s kind of a big like big difference there just a little bit minor
21:20:29:12	21:20:31:03	Brin [GM]	she thrills up all over again
21:20:31:13	21:20:34:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to regurgitate Al Pellet
21:20:32:09	21:20:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	expel the purple filth?
21:20:35:02	21:20:41:19	Brin [GM]	a little bit and Marie peeks her head back in you know
21:20:43:04	21:20:47:22	Brin [GM]	the ferryman makes his first rounds at six in the morning
21:20:46:14	21:20:52:27	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t have hands can you like just give us a second here marie because we’re doing this for free out of the goodness of our hearts
21:20:52:08	21:20:55:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe one of us should go tell the furry Mando wait a second
21:20:55:02	21:21:00:15	Brin [GM]	would suggest leaving the Heringon here for us to help
21:21:01:11	21:21:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	I, uh… Nope. No. No.
21:21:02:01	21:21:06:08	Chris [TBD]	That’s what you guys told her last time.
21:21:04:24	21:21:16:24	Brin [GM]	the orchard has some potential well I understand that you know Asteros machine has been turned off it’s much safer here. I don’t know what’s up at the orchards I think that you all
21:21:06:10	21:21:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
21:21:16:16	21:21:17:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll keep her safe.
21:21:17:17	21:21:19:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I make
21:21:19:05	21:21:21:08	Brin [GM]	strongly suggest that you don’t do
21:21:21:12	21:21:28:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an insight check to see what her intentions really are. Hopefully I can find out if she’s being honest Uh, 14
21:21:30:02	21:21:36:04	Brin [GM]	okay so this castle everyone here is pretty innocent and isolated
21:21:36:27	21:21:42:03	Brin [GM]	and they love visitors. They’re good people. You for sure get that vibe.
21:21:42:15	21:21:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	That like the weirdness was from The influences
21:21:44:24	21:21:56:22	Brin [GM]	The weirdness was only from the mist and from this machine that you’ve turned off over here in the corner It was being powered by
21:21:45:04	21:21:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The Mist
21:21:51:15	21:21:52:17	Chris [TBD]	a bunch of nerds.
21:21:53:21	21:21:56:22	Chris [TBD]	Let’s get out of here. This place is the worst.
21:21:55:01	21:22:09:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t trust
21:21:56:22	21:21:57:28	Brin [GM]	this tank in the back
21:21:58:16	21:21:59:06	Chris [TBD]	Nothing in here.
21:21:59:24	21:22:03:27	Brin [GM]	So these people, they are good people without a doubt
21:22:00:00	21:22:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Falclaw I’m going to leave this To you You think these people Are good people Trust
21:22:08:17	21:22:11:07	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t trust either of you You just lied to me
21:22:12:09	21:22:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	To make it So you didn’t
21:22:12:12	21:22:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you lied to be
21:22:15:15	21:22:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	And that hurts
21:22:15:23	21:22:20:29	Chris [TBD]	Nortle, let’s take Basil up to my room. We can get my stuff she can lay in there.
21:22:17:07	21:22:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	Being like Right?
21:22:21:25	21:22:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
21:22:23:12	21:22:25:06	Chris [TBD]	Rest. She needs rest, clearly.
21:22:24:19	21:22:28:04	Brin [GM]	Marie brings Basil some tea and she’s sipping it
21:22:25:15	21:22:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Just stop
21:22:27:22	21:22:28:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	New choice
21:22:28:09	21:22:29:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:22:30:05	21:22:32:23	Steve [Nortle]	She has like this saucer balanced on a nub
21:22:35:10	21:22:36:28	Steve [Nortle]	She’s always been very dexterous
21:22:37:24	21:22:46:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle, we know Asheroth is the one who did these things to your sister.
21:22:39:03	21:22:39:20	Brin [GM]	really good
21:22:41:12	21:22:43:04	Brin [GM]	Astar Roth
21:22:42:13	21:22:43:09	Dave [Xeros]	Ask Jiroth
21:22:47:08	21:22:48:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why we’re going to kill her.
21:22:48:24	21:22:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	Then let’s go Kill her Let’s do this
21:22:51:10	21:23:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and Basil needs to do the killing. The one that did this to you. She has one hand.
21:22:53:26	21:22:57:03	Brin [GM]	yeah who are we killing again?
21:22:54:17	21:22:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	Me
21:22:59:11	21:22:59:24	Brin [GM]	right
21:22:59:27	21:23:07:07	Dave [Xeros]	she doesn’t have any hands man hey can i ask marie something i’m like hey marie if you guys can take hands off and you put them back on
21:23:09:08	21:23:11:10	Brin [GM]	listen I
21:23:12:05	21:23:15:07	Dave [Xeros]	that’s probably the difference of us leaving her here or not leaving us here
21:23:15:22	21:23:26:18	Brin [GM]	listen to me because of this lab we do have access to the technology but we don’t exactly have the knowledge to do that yet there’s a lot of books in this library
21:23:26:24	21:23:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	lot of books that we got from la shara upstairs and i’m pretty sure one of those books has something about sewing appendages back on it’s only going to take 18 hours to get through it
21:23:35:19	21:23:36:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:23:36:07	21:23:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	use sick a couple of your people on it anything of value in
21:23:43:08	21:23:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	of the kindness of our hearts open source okay
21:23:43:19	21:23:44:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:23:45:21	21:23:54:29	Brin [GM]	to me i believe that our knowledge should be shared we will gladly help organize it I’m all for open source and there’s access to stuff in this Library
21:23:55:15	21:24:01:15	Brin [GM]	that Asteros set up and I’m sure that i’ll get my servants right on that we can get things organized and searched
21:24:02:15	21:24:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	am i’m gonna that’s fine i’m going to take out my uh my palantir is it called again it’s called a crystal ball of telepathy i’m just gonna cast
21:24:03:07	21:24:05:10	Brin [GM]	I strongly suggest you leave her here
21:24:12:20	21:24:13:12	Brin [GM]	mm-hmm
21:24:13:29	21:24:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	that i’m like you need to have one or two actually no i’m Just gonna go touch them all
21:24:19:13	21:24:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	are these people gonna be working on this okay I’m gonna cast scrying on them so
21:24:23:06	21:24:26:18	Brin [GM]	and they’re all like shaking your hands and saying thank you so much
21:24:26:12	21:24:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah a scrying ball pops up over each one of them like I’m watching everything you guys are doing. If you take anything of value from this pile that’s not open source knowledge, I’ll know just letting you know
21:24:35:24	21:24:38:08	Brin [GM]	that’s fine I understand your suspicion
21:24:39:14	21:24:44:02	Dave [Xeros]	considering you tried to kill all of us last time and you cut Basil’s hands off.
21:24:41:19	21:24:42:19	Brin [GM]	okay oh
21:24:44:04	21:24:46:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m still pissed about that.
21:24:45:28	21:24:54:25	Brin [GM]	I would never do that it was Asterol she ruined all of our lives out here she cut my distillery in a third
21:24:50:23	21:24:52:00	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll talk to her about it.
21:24:54:19	21:25:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think these are honest people. I think it’s just telling the truth. And I think that we need to repent of our life before he comes down.
21:24:58:18	21:24:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true.
21:25:04:29	21:25:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Nortle?
21:25:05:09	21:25:05:28	Steve [Nortle]	What?
21:25:07:12	21:25:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	Can I cast Ceremony?
21:25:09:16	21:25:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	No!
21:25:09:19	21:25:10:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
21:25:10:25	21:25:17:26	Brin [GM]	and um Marie is like putting ointment on Basil’s nubs and she’s wrapping them
21:25:15:16	21:25:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	See ointment on the nubs.
21:25:17:22	21:25:18:27	Steve [Nortle]	You’re not helping.
21:25:20:07	21:25:20:19	Brin [GM]	and she says
21:25:22:07	21:25:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, she likes a finer tooth comb than that That’s far too rough See, I can’t leave her with these people They don’t know what they’re doing
21:25:32:04	21:25:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, you know what? Hey, Nortle, I did hear that over in the orchard everything there grows giant and they have giant heads of lettuce
21:25:32:26	21:25:33:23	Brin [GM]	with the main chant
21:25:43:06	21:25:43:25	Steve [Nortle]	So…
21:25:43:24	21:25:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	the best lettuce you’ll ever eat.
21:25:45:19	21:25:47:07	Steve [Nortle]	He salivates a little bit
21:25:48:19	21:25:49:09	Steve [Nortle]	So…
21:25:49:19	21:25:54:06	Brin [GM]	I’m gonna have you roll see if they convince you
21:25:55:11	21:25:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, can we make it? Can I roll against it? I’m not going to do a
21:25:58:03	21:26:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like a persuasion off
21:25:58:15	21:25:59:22	Brin [GM]	Should we just do this straight roll?
21:25:59:11	21:26:00:11	Steve [Nortle]	Just a straight
21:26:00:13	21:26:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	no, like a persuasion off, yeah.
21:26:02:15	21:26:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, he’s got plus nine.
21:26:04:25	21:26:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	I do not
21:26:06:07	21:26:07:03	Brin [GM]	Wait a minute.
21:26:06:13	21:26:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s plus ten, sorry.
21:26:07:29	21:26:18:12	Dave [Xeros]	It’s plus nine. I could make a performance out of it, then make it a performance.
21:26:08:21	21:26:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s okay just give me bardic inspiration and i’ll
21:26:13:03	21:26:15:25	Brin [GM]	to convince you so I’m okay with his modifier.
21:26:16:07	21:26:16:23	Steve [Nortle]	Gagnabbit!
21:26:17:00	21:26:18:20	Chris [TBD]	well it benefits yeah
21:26:18:20	21:26:24:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to pull up my violin and I am – I’m gonna send you – I’m just like sing you an ode of forgiveness.
21:26:19:21	21:26:20:26	Brin [GM]	It’s the only time.
21:26:24:12	21:26:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m checking to see if I have suspicion as one of my…
21:26:26:15	21:26:30:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is this an official ode from the hymn book
21:26:26:21	21:26:29:07	Chris [TBD]	sorry forgiveness
21:26:30:23	21:26:31:22	Chris [TBD]	yes
21:26:31:01	21:26:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Officially from the hymnal of Idios in Salune.
21:26:33:27	21:26:39:21	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m going to say this is my own insight against it so I’ll take my insight modifier on it too.
21:26:39:16	21:26:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Is this a performance or a persuasion? I’m using my violin. It’s a performance one.
21:26:44:28	21:26:48:00	Brin [GM]	I guess it’s performance even though it should be persuasion.
21:26:47:29	21:26:55:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ll roll persuasion yeah because we’re both trying to repent of our sins here convince him
21:26:50:21	21:26:51:06	Brin [GM]	Okay.
21:26:50:28	21:26:53:01	Chris [TBD]	I start out, and then I sing.
21:26:51:07	21:26:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	I start out and I sing, okay?
21:26:52:18	21:27:02:01	Brin [GM]	How about this? We’ll use whoever gets the higher roll okay against you so that you guys have advantage but you only get
21:26:59:03	21:27:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	Forgiveness is more than saying sorry.
21:26:59:15	21:27:01:07	Chris [TBD]	It’s like saying sorry.
21:27:01:29	21:27:07:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh gosh
21:27:05:03	21:27:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	TBD are you going to sing with me?
21:27:07:10	21:27:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I didn’t – I did not roll a T20. Hold up. That’s an at 20 on mine
21:27:07:22	21:27:08:06	Steve [Nortle]	Fourteen.
21:27:09:09	21:27:10:15	Chris [TBD]	You did not!
21:27:11:00	21:27:11:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:27:13:08	21:27:25:20	Chris [TBD]	That’s an actual excuse for me when I’m 10 or 12, that’s a third excuse for you, but
21:27:16:16	21:27:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	And plus 12 that’s a 32 for performance. Yeah.
21:27:20:24	21:27:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	For performance, yeah. He’s the one that needed to be nerfed not me and I got fourteen
21:27:25:06	21:27:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	But I did get in that 20 so
21:27:29:22	21:27:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	so you don’t do Yeah, you don’ Don’t talk to me
21:27:31:05	21:27:31:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	8.
21:27:33:15	21:27:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	I lean down enough
21:27:33:24	21:27:36:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s mad at me.
21:27:36:19	21:27:40:00	Brin [GM]	up pushes eros out of the way
21:27:44:23	21:27:45:15	Steve [Nortle]	so that she can do that
21:27:46:16	21:27:47:18	Steve [Nortle]	You’re welcome
21:27:48:28	21:27:57:01	Brin [GM]	i think that you need to go and help them, and I’m gonna stay here because I’m really tired. And she throws
21:27:59:15	21:28:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	Are you sure? Because That’s why I’m worried
21:28:05:01	21:28:09:14	Brin [GM]	I think you’re trying to help me I don’t really know who you are so sorry
21:28:10:18	21:28:17:25	Brin [GM]	but I think that I think’s that you I think that you’re gonna help me and I want you to go and help me
21:28:11:04	21:28:11:26	Steve [Nortle]	Shut up
21:28:22:06	21:28:24:08	Steve [Nortle]	Just stay here And make sure You stay safe
21:28:23:04	21:28:33:03	Chris [TBD]	to watch that movie again try it
21:28:26:06	21:28:37:07	Brin [GM]	i think that they’re gonna need you don’t you think and i’m pretty safe i’m like super safe here okay with
21:28:28:07	21:28:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	To forgive is divine.
21:28:37:07	21:28:49:07	Brin [GM]	with that 32 with that32 you see in basil’s eye like she there’s like she’s kind of like there’s something about you that she remembers but
21:28:49:07	21:28:55:19	Brin [GM]	she just can’t. You know what I mean? It’s like her heart remembers, but her mind
21:28:56:13	21:29:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	all right so what a 32 notwithstanding i oh no no i’ll go with you
21:28:58:15	21:28:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	We got this.
21:29:02:06	21:29:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	No one beats a 32!
21:29:06:02	21:29:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	like i’m convinced but i’m confused by basil not by the performance or anything like that
21:29:09:04	21:29:12:16	Brin [GM]	That’s exactly… I took your 32
21:29:12:24	21:29:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	and and rechandled it um but yeah i uh i feel pretty deeply betrayed this is going to take a little bit.
21:29:22:27	21:29:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay. How many days is it going to take? Can you count on your fingers how many days it’s going to be until you… I’m trying so hard, guys.
21:29:23:25	21:29:29:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, all right.
21:29:26:13	21:29:29:08	Brin [GM]	Oh! That’s messed up
21:29:29:25	21:29:30:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eros
21:29:30:06	21:29:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
21:29:33:27	21:29:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	For
21:29:34:12	21:29:36:04	Brin [GM]	Well, you’re really not
21:29:35:29	21:29:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	37 months
21:29:36:07	21:29:38:13	Chris [TBD]	7 times 77
21:29:40:04	21:29:41:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:29:42:18	21:29:46:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is deep
21:29:42:20	21:29:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:29:43:00	21:29:44:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:29:43:19	21:29:45:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:29:45:25	21:29:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	A turtle always remembers.
21:29:47:18	21:29:53:07	Brin [GM]	Oh no! You better watch out because they really do.
21:29:49:02	21:29:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve got a turtle’s memory.
21:29:51:04	21:29:52:07	Chris [TBD]	He’s writing it down
21:29:55:02	21:29:56:18	Chris [TBD]	Alright let’s go get my stuff
21:29:55:02	21:29:55:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:29:57:06	21:29:57:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	marie
21:29:57:19	21:30:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to make sure that wherever Basil gets settled I’m just going to stick with her until everybody’s actually ready to go.
21:30:04:24	21:30:05:23	Brin [GM]	all
21:30:05:27	21:30:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	I can send one of my scrying orbs to you so you can look at her the whole time. Do you want to do that?
21:30:12:27	21:30:14:28	Steve [Nortle]	That would be a step in the right direction.
21:30:16:15	21:30:24:01	Brin [GM]	hard catch holding an orb with four fingers six
21:30:18:05	21:30:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh I will, uh… I’ll…
21:30:24:01	21:30:28:27	Brin [GM]	wait you have three on
21:30:24:09	21:30:28:18	Dave [Xeros]	an ethereal ball It’s just like a viewfinder.
21:30:24:19	21:30:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	Six!
21:30:28:16	21:30:37:29	Chris [TBD]	four fingers two thumbs okay he’s like trying to steer your hat let’s go
21:30:32:09	21:30:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	TBD stay out of this!
21:30:33:22	21:30:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:30:38:17	21:30:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just steering the car with a middle finger? Yeah, it’s 18 hours worth of work. Apparently we gotta get out of here.
21:30:39:29	21:30:51:24	Brin [GM]	you guys are gonna have these servants organize this part for you okay so are you guys ready to go because the ferryman is coming at 6 a .m that’s his first
21:30:51:24	21:31:00:20	Brin [GM]	stop at the dock and we are approaching 6 a m okay so i mean i’m that’s exactly what’s happened
21:30:52:26	21:30:54:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We gotta go.
21:30:56:29	21:30:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	So what you’re saying is we don’t get to sleep.
21:31:00:29	21:31:01:24	Chris [TBD]	i got a great sleep
21:31:03:15	21:31:05:13	Chris [TBD]	I’m feeling mighty good. I’m ready.
21:31:06:23	21:31:07:16	Chris [TBD]	I’ll take it.
21:31:08:00	21:31:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	CBD is just wide awake.
21:31:10:11	21:31:11:05	Chris [TBD]	What are we doing?
21:31:12:04	21:31:13:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I
21:31:12:25	21:31:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	You’re the lookout. We’re all sleeping on the boat.
21:31:13:27	21:31:14:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:31:15:03	21:31:24:11	Chris [TBD]	I mean, I had this weird dream that’s like super hot angel lady in all black leather came and visited me It was crazy awesome Didn’t want to wake up
21:31:17:06	21:31:19:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	got a hold of
21:31:21:06	21:31:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	She did.
21:31:22:24	21:31:25:03	Brin [GM]	Wait until you see what’s underneath that leather.
21:31:23:03	21:31:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:31:25:07	21:31:26:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
21:31:26:23	21:31:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	She has this tramp stamp that says Lilith on it.
21:31:29:06	21:31:31:05	Chris [TBD]	I’m like No wait Hold on a sec
21:31:30:03	21:31:31:16	Brin [GM]	No, she doesn’t!
21:31:31:29	21:31:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I found some spell scrolls in the library
21:31:34:25	21:31:37:09	Chris [TBD]	There’s a lot of littleness In the world
21:31:36:13	21:31:37:05	Brin [GM]	You sure did.
21:31:38:29	21:31:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh so if i found some spell scrolls in order to use them like how how do they work exactly
21:31:39:07	21:31:40:05	Chris [TBD]	Better not be
21:31:46:05	21:31:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like if we they’re level three they’re all level three spells
21:31:46:18	21:31:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	on what level they are and so if it’s like i would roll if we want to roll it’s between level they’re all level three spells so you look at the level
21:31:54:23	21:32:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	three spell list and you can i would say we can assign them but you would want to talk to
21:32:01:04	21:32:06:23	Dave [Xeros]	uh rin about what what they can’t sign this but they are level which are good good spells
21:32:05:10	21:32:06:18	Brin [GM]	Okay, I had…
21:32:06:25	21:32:10:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re like but like if i handed them out like you could use them right now or do we have to do anything
21:32:10:20	21:32:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	else like a tomb or something i forget i don’t know they’re just used that’s that’s
21:32:11:27	21:32:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, not for spell scrolls. It’s basically a one-use spell. You use it and it burns but what we could do is read the spell and store it in our spell storage?
21:32:20:19	21:32:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	Store Amulets
21:32:23:01	21:32:26:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kind of the idea yeah i wanted to give everybody spells but i didn’t know if we need to do
21:32:23:28	21:32:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
21:32:26:04	21:32:36:08	Brin [GM]	Okay, so okay, Spell Scrolls. I know you just explained the question. Is this like…
21:32:26:25	21:32:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	something before we left to do that okay that’s
21:32:28:09	21:32:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	We can do it on the boat probably.
21:32:38:00	21:32:39:29	Brin [GM]	I literally wasn’t listening before your set.
21:32:40:19	21:32:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	They’re a level 3 spell scroll that he has
21:32:44:15	21:32:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	no, it’s a one time burn if we store it in our spell storing thing we can basically read it
21:32:52:28	21:33:02:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the tier of saloon they can score spells so so we could each have two but we might want to talk about what spells we have or
21:33:02:03	21:33:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	on game mechanics though if everyone stood around with their stone
21:33:06:12	21:33:15:00	Dave [Xeros]	and we read the spell would it go to all the stones or just one but
21:33:11:04	21:33:22:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think it’s just why i think everybody gets like two spells yeah yeah but if we all stood around your pockets and reached in for that gold would we all get
21:33:15:19	21:33:17:22	Chris [TBD]	That’s, that’s probably a DM discretion.
21:33:17:02	21:33:23:03	Steve [Nortle]	i mean just the lot the logic of
21:33:22:02	21:33:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	we’re doing this out of the kindness of our hearts and no one else knows that i was in that room and took all of
21:33:22:19	21:33:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i heard clinking i heard clinking and there is only one person i know
21:33:23:05	21:33:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:33:31:05	21:33:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:33:31:24	21:33:32:16	Dave [Xeros]	only one person you know
21:33:32:22	21:33:35:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who clicks gold coins around everywhere he goes
21:33:36:12	21:33:38:17	Brin [GM]	knows a lot more than you think she does.
21:33:39:18	21:33:41:14	Brin [GM]	She is a mother.
21:33:42:07	21:33:44:05	Chris [TBD]	She forgot all her stuff.
21:33:42:12	21:33:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	yep okay I’m pretty sure we’ll go back to what my roles were because uh my roles were pretty insane yeah no they were all like not
21:33:44:11	21:33:54:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay cool how much time do we have before the fairy shows up
21:33:49:10	21:33:50:29	Brin [GM]	I think they were borderline,
21:33:51:26	21:34:03:23	Dave [Xeros]	close to 20 yep oh hey hey we got time hey you know like you know we’re at like a bed and
21:33:55:17	21:33:58:25	Brin [GM]	You have 90 minutes.
21:33:58:12	21:33:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ooh
21:33:58:29	21:34:01:11	Chris [TBD]	Oh, we got plenty of time. All right.
21:34:01:12	21:34:03:01	Brin [GM]	I’m gonna regret that.
21:34:02:25	21:34:04:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:34:03:23	21:34:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	breakfast right we can get, like, you know…
21:34:06:12	21:34:07:05	Brin [GM]	Pamsey!
21:34:08:29	21:34:10:04	Chris [TBD]	I am a little hungry.
21:34:09:25	21:34:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Yep. That’s it. I want a mutton and MLT please!
21:34:14:21	21:34:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice and lean
21:34:16:06	21:34:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	Nice and lean.
21:34:16:11	21:34:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	it’s so perky
21:34:17:06	21:34:21:29	Brin [GM]	Yeah, well unfortunately we’re pretty low on the game outside so
21:34:17:28	21:34:18:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we
21:34:21:17	21:34:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	Nortle, what do you want to eat my friend?
21:34:22:29	21:34:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m pretty tired but I kind of want to rummage through the cart real quick and see if there’s magical objects to take with us too before we leave from Lashara’s stuff do I have time to find anything
21:34:30:06	21:34:38:05	Brin [GM]	Okay. So magical objects, no this is all paper in books so no like
21:34:38:05	21:34:44:12	Brin [GM]	objects per se but there are spell scrolls I hate the spell scroll
21:34:38:29	21:34:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	What about spell scrolls?
21:34:43:07	21:34:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because the witch told us that she could see magic like oozing from the cart right so there’s something some magic quality
21:34:51:12	21:34:57:22	Brin [GM]	the papers are magical okay sure they’re spelled spells girls
21:34:57:22	21:35:06:13	Brin [GM]	in there and there’s a few there’s just there’s information okay a shortcut i don’t know what
21:35:01:29	21:35:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	Can I do a shortcut? Yep.
21:35:07:11	21:35:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Detect Magic
21:35:10:18	21:35:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	but then when I yeah, but then what I’m gonna do is I’m just gonna cast Fairy Fire so that anything that has magical properties to it
21:35:20:03	21:35:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	glows with parry five nope uh
21:35:22:26	21:35:25:09	Brin [GM]	do you have to roll for this or
21:35:28:20	21:35:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	usually fairy fire is used to help the whole party like we’re level
21:35:30:09	21:35:35:11	Chris [TBD]	I mean all the spells that you’ve cast do you have any spell slots left over?
21:35:36:03	21:35:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	got plenty actually if i cast these two
21:35:37:21	21:35:42:09	Brin [GM]	let me okay okay so these spell scrolls Can this spell scroll just be like,
21:35:43:12	21:35:48:24	Brin [GM]	Just give you an extra Spell slot? I know nothing about
21:35:47:08	21:35:47:22	Chris [TBD]	No.
21:35:48:24	21:35:55:26	Chris [TBD]	It’s like basically a spell is written down on a piece of paper and it’s one-time use. It’s an item but That casts a spell.
21:35:53:29	21:36:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	so like that would
21:35:54:16	21:35:56:26	Brin [GM]	Okay, so like all of these
21:35:58:02	21:36:01:29	Brin [GM]	Spells that I have written down Or what about like I have these cards
21:36:01:26	21:36:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah yeah that would be great look at how pretty those cards are perfect
21:36:02:19	21:36:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	be an awesome way to do it yeah
21:36:03:15	21:36:04:10	Brin [GM]	This way?
21:36:05:13	21:36:06:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, those are cool.
21:36:05:14	21:36:09:01	Brin [GM]	Awesome. My husband bought these for me For Christmas and I’ve yet to use them
21:36:08:24	21:36:09:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh nice!
21:36:09:21	21:36:11:17	Steve [Nortle]	so so like brennan if you think of
21:36:12:18	21:36:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	so you know how like he casts mage hand which is a cantrip there was a spell scroll even though i don’t have any magical ability i could use that spell scroll and do the magical action
21:36:24:28	21:36:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	because i have that scroll and then it burns it up exactly and so I don’t know if
21:36:26:24	21:36:29:21	Brin [GM]	that’s what these will be one-time use
21:36:32:26	21:36:37:11	Brin [GM]	planar ally it summons a celestial to aid you
21:36:38:15	21:36:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	pretty powerful but if it’s a level 3 spells like, I’m looking at the back of your cards and they have 5s on them
21:36:45:11	21:36:47:12	Brin [GM]	these are levels level 5
21:36:47:07	21:36:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, so level 5 is super powerful for where we are
21:36:52:27	21:36:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	these are Lashara’s scrolls
21:36:53:03	21:36:55:12	Brin [GM]	this is a three, this is a one
21:36:54:29	21:37:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	well, and that’s what I’m trying to have Brynn decide. There’s a necromancy cantrip? Cantrips would be a 0
21:36:57:15	21:37:03:04	Brin [GM]	so necromancy cantrip what is that this is zero
21:37:05:01	21:37:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	or zero
21:37:05:23	21:37:06:24	Brin [GM]	zeros okay
21:37:06:24	21:37:08:25	Steve [Nortle]	so if you don’t want us to have
21:37:09:14	21:37:13:17	Brin [GM]	I don’t want anything too powerful just a few things to help aid you
21:37:13:10	21:37:14:10	Dave [Xeros]	three or four
21:37:14:24	21:37:16:11	Steve [Nortle]	4 would probably be like
21:37:16:20	21:37:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	five would be like if you wanted to give out one or two fives because we would probably guard them
21:37:22:12	21:37:30:25	Steve [Nortle]	So, like, if I had two threes stored in my amulet, that would be awesome. If I had a five, I would expect only to have one.
21:37:31:12	21:37:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	take only one and could I take that Celestial one at the five?
21:37:31:13	21:37:32:01	Brin [GM]	sweet
21:37:38:21	21:37:44:22	Brin [GM]	Yes, that one I don’t have a card for. I just have that one written down. Chat cheaply helped me with that one.
21:37:40:24	21:37:41:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
21:37:44:20	21:37:45:14	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
21:37:44:27	21:37:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great. Summon Celestial
21:37:47:08	21:37:52:15	Brin [GM]	Yes. Well, I kind of feel like he… I was going to give that to him.
21:37:54:12	21:37:55:16	Chris [TBD]	That’s a new thing.
21:37:56:12	21:37:58:01	Brin [GM]	What level cleric are you again?
21:38:02:09	21:38:05:20	Brin [GM]	a level five but you can still use it.
21:38:03:17	21:38:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine
21:38:06:15	21:38:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the thing is the level doesn’t wish.
21:38:06:24	21:38:14:05	Dave [Xeros]	You can use a level nine spell scroll if you have a level 9 spell scroll which is like Finger of Death
21:38:07:13	21:38:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I definitely think that
21:38:18:04	21:38:21:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I should have something celestial, though. I’m the most righteous.
21:38:21:26	21:38:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	But this thing
21:38:23:10	21:38:35:07	Brin [GM]	gonna have you guys roll because you’re both pulling on each end of the scroll okay listen to me listen to if you roll the highest do you get it? If I roll the highest
21:38:27:00	21:38:27:18	Chris [TBD]	Mine!
21:38:28:07	21:38:30:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-oh. Are we going to rip it?
21:38:35:07	21:38:45:15	Brin [GM]	It rips in half and disintegrates. Nope, there are no modifiers with this This is a straight dirty d20
21:38:36:10	21:38:37:18	Chris [TBD]	I love it.
21:38:38:06	21:38:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	Question. What are we rolling? Is this a strength roll?
21:38:38:20	21:38:39:16	Chris [TBD]	I love it.
21:38:43:00	21:38:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, straight roll.
21:38:46:07	21:38:47:29	Chris [TBD]	I love it, I love it.
21:38:46:15	21:38:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	Do it!
21:38:47:21	21:38:57:01	Brin [GM]	1-2-3 roll what’d you get no way nine damn
21:38:52:09	21:38:53:03	Chris [TBD]	He shrinks.
21:38:54:15	21:38:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	What’d you get?
21:38:56:07	21:38:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	17.
21:38:58:22	21:39:01:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I shrink and I fall off the card or wherever we are.
21:39:02:29	21:39:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	Foul Claw, I’m just saying
21:39:05:08	21:39:07:19	Brin [GM]	shrinks the scroll slips from his
21:39:05:11	21:39:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	it’s been ordained by Ideas that I have this scroll and you know how much I love Acemere.
21:39:07:19	21:39:22:04	Brin [GM]	tiny little soft fingers roll for
21:39:14:16	21:39:16:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to look at you with my big
21:39:17:06	21:39:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	owl teary eyes
21:39:19:13	21:39:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	little baby
21:39:21:07	21:39:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alan eyes
21:39:22:04	21:39:30:01	Brin [GM]	persuasion straight up straight up um puss in boots eyes
21:39:24:22	21:39:26:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	see if I can just guilt trip you into giving me a scroll
21:39:26:12	21:39:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	Go for it.
21:39:28:14	21:39:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
21:39:29:19	21:39:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	uh-huh yeah that’s what i’m thinking
21:39:35:25	21:39:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa that’s a 23
21:39:38:01	21:39:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	23. Okay, can I defend?
21:39:41:25	21:39:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no they’re just big eyes
21:39:42:13	21:39:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	No, because if he’s using Persuasion on me I’ve got to be able to defend against this.
21:39:46:08	21:39:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah with like insight
21:39:48:08	21:39:51:08	Brin [GM]	mean i will let you just because you won the last role
21:39:51:06	21:39:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
21:39:52:20	21:39:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	Insight would be it?
21:39:53:24	21:39:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what i had to do against your persuasion
21:39:56:01	21:40:05:04	Brin [GM]	insight no oh shoot yeah 100 i support this
21:39:59:29	21:40:02:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:39:59:29	21:40:02:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:40:01:21	21:40:14:28	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah i
21:40:02:13	21:40:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m not an animal i’m a humanoid
21:40:04:04	21:40:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:40:05:04	21:40:15:16	Brin [GM]	I support this full -heartedly no I want animal handling that’s fantastic have we ever used
21:40:06:29	21:40:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	I could also do Sleight of hand and just try to pocket it Okay, animal handling Oh yeah
21:40:14:28	21:40:20:17	Chris [TBD]	use it all the time Just to throw this out.
21:40:19:07	21:40:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	Just to throw this out here my Animal Handlings skill is the exact same as my Insights skill
21:40:24:04	21:40:24:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:40:26:17	21:40:26:27	Chris [TBD]	No.
21:40:26:22	21:40:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah. That is an 11.
21:40:29:11	21:40:30:14	Chris [TBD]	So cute.
21:40:29:28	21:40:35:12	Brin [GM]	so you look you look deep into his eyes and he blinks twice
21:40:31:07	21:40:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
21:40:38:12	21:40:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to give this
21:40:43:11	21:40:47:11	Dave [Xeros]	you summon this and it’s a really hot blonde Acemere
21:40:48:13	21:40:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	after you’re done I get to marry her.
21:40:50:07	21:40:53:07	Chris [TBD]	After you’re done, you gotta slap a second.
21:40:53:04	21:40:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um,
21:40:54:12	21:40:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	Does that work for you?
21:40:55:03	21:40:56:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I uh
21:41:00:02	21:41:00:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but
21:41:03:19	21:41:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yep
21:41:05:10	21:41:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	Or does she or do I have a spell that could make her not disappear?
21:41:07:19	21:41:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just confused how this is even possible I’ll say yes because I don’t think it’s possible
21:41:11:17	21:41:17:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. You’re gonna have to burn the ceremony spell slot for it. Yep.
21:41:16:29	21:41:20:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna look this is probably going in my amulet
21:41:20:28	21:41:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m just saying you’re gonna have to be our priest to Marius.
21:41:26:19	21:41:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	Does that work?
21:41:31:05	21:41:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m the one with The Pope hat
21:41:34:08	21:41:35:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ll figure it out
21:41:34:14	21:41:36:15	Steve [Nortle]	But no I would not marry you Not at this point
21:41:36:17	21:41:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s going to be
21:41:37:19	21:41:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	give this to you, it’s not a figured out… You just say yes or no.
21:41:39:00	21:41:41:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	some yes or no
21:41:39:25	21:41:50:25	Brin [GM]	I got him! Okay so you now have planar ally…I don’t have one this written down for you but just
21:41:43:04	21:41:45:00	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? You got me. Alright, fine.
21:41:50:25	21:42:00:22	Brin [GM]	don’t forget that you have this, okay? Planar ally. He only gets it. Okay? These are the other ones that you found in the library. Hold on. These are only cleric ones.
21:41:52:10	21:41:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
21:41:52:17	21:41:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	only gets planar ally though.
21:42:02:03	21:42:02:17	Brin [GM]	Cleric.
21:42:03:27	21:42:06:00	Dave [Xeros]	We can all use cleric spells.
21:42:06:19	21:42:15:06	Brin [GM]	I’m just…I gotta make sure I have to write the lower leveled ones because I don’t want you guys to have too many high ones.
21:42:16:08	21:42:22:08	Chris [TBD]	TBD has since been in this room. You’ve heard guitar wailings, warm-ups
21:42:22:06	21:42:23:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:42:23:21	21:42:24:04	Brin [GM]	Yes!
21:42:23:22	21:42:32:21	Chris [TBD]	and he comes back out full size because it’s definitely been an hour and he looks magnificently awesome ready to rock all right boys
21:42:34:08	21:42:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	just Put fresh strings On
21:42:37:18	21:42:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	Both of these
21:42:37:28	21:42:44:13	Brin [GM]	I didn’t read all of those so So those are all one-time use, okay?
21:42:38:02	21:42:41:16	Chris [TBD]	yeah my fingers are covered in nickel
21:42:44:11	21:42:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	I have Word of Radiance already. I have Toll the Dead.
21:42:46:27	21:42:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh cool these are all spell scrolls that we can choose from
21:42:49:15	21:42:56:23	Brin [GM]	Yes. That you found in the library, okay. I have… One second. Let me grab mine. I have a whole box.
21:42:52:23	21:42:53:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
21:42:58:00	21:42:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to take Ceremony.
21:43:00:10	21:43:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	You’ll take it
21:43:02:16	21:43:05:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re going to officiate your own wedding is that what
21:43:05:03	21:43:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t care.
21:43:08:12	21:43:09:05	Chris [TBD]	you know
21:43:10:09	21:43:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	I will bring Fauna Sneela back to life and marry her.
21:43:11:07	21:43:13:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m sure that’s a thing
21:43:17:16	21:43:21:15	Chris [TBD]	What are we doing? We get one. Watery sponge.
21:43:18:22	21:43:20:13	Dave [Xeros]	You get to pick one.
21:43:22:28	21:43:23:20	Chris [TBD]	It’s a sphere.
21:43:24:05	21:43:30:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all just picking one for now we’re also just picking one spell or
21:43:24:28	21:43:27:18	Brin [GM]	I was like, what the hell? I could’ve sworn this.
21:43:31:28	21:43:38:23	Brin [GM]	Yeah. These are all the ones that you found so you can whoever wants more than one, you guys can work that out.
21:43:38:06	21:43:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay because there was eight that I found
21:43:42:07	21:43:51:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where did you get all of these
21:43:43:06	21:43:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	You got 1, 2, 3 4, 5, 6 so we need two more. Two level fives We need at least one more
21:43:46:18	21:43:49:10	Brin [GM]	Wow. There’s a lot of… You need two more.
21:43:51:02	21:43:51:23	Brin [GM]	Here’s two.
21:43:56:14	21:44:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	please? That’s fine You make the choice
21:44:01:21	21:44:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	because Ceremony I can
21:44:04:22	21:44:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	I can cast the coming of age ceremony the dedication ceremony, the funeral rites ceremony, the wedding ceremony, the atonement ceremony and the blessed water.
21:44:17:09	21:44:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	Trying to figure out which one.
21:44:19:03	21:44:28:07	Brin [GM]	is a level five holy weapon did you are you guys
21:44:29:02	21:44:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	No? Well, we’re looking at them.
21:44:29:17	21:44:30:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, what do you mean?
21:44:32:08	21:44:38:20	Chris [TBD]	Are these just for him? Oh okay yeah I have no use for ceremony
21:44:34:01	21:44:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	They’re for everyone. Does anyone else want ceremony?
21:44:38:22	21:44:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we could also look at spells outside of like in our own time too and pick a spell or two for the sake of
21:44:45:29	21:44:46:22	Brin [GM]	Yeah, I…
21:44:47:16	21:44:48:03	Chris [TBD]	Okay
21:44:48:02	21:44:50:14	Brin [GM]	I was doing
21:44:53:10	21:44:59:26	Brin [GM]	let’s see I kind of wanted some healing ones here’s a healing spirit
21:44:53:20	21:44:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gameplay
21:45:04:07	21:45:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s perfect.
21:45:06:16	21:45:11:15	Chris [TBD]	We kind of have this already with the moon-touched rapier
21:45:07:12	21:45:17:27	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna take watery sphere because remember how i have like
21:45:12:05	21:45:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, if someone touched the moon page strapia it’d be like a moon-touched Holy Weapon for APA.
21:45:12:28	21:45:20:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it already is a holy weapon it’s moontide
21:45:17:27	21:45:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	because I have that ability when I go underwater.
21:45:18:07	21:45:19:10	Chris [TBD]	Combined with everything.
21:45:25:15	21:45:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	Can I hear you? Yeah, oh, I was trying not to speak too loudly.
21:45:26:22	21:45:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can you hear me? you’re really quiet
21:45:32:08	21:45:33:19	Brin [GM]	okay, sweet
21:45:34:02	21:45:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	Cool.
21:45:34:20	21:45:35:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, weird.
21:45:35:19	21:45:38:01	Brin [GM]	Okay, here’s two more
21:45:35:21	21:45:37:00	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want to look at Holy Weapons?
21:45:36:29	21:45:37:29	Chris [TBD]	I can hear him.
21:45:39:10	21:45:39:14	Chris [TBD]	Here.
21:45:40:28	21:45:42:10	Brin [GM]	That’s all you find, alright?
21:45:42:09	21:45:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. I took Ceremony because it’s a level 5 and I’m taking Ceremony.
21:45:49:17	21:46:01:07	Steve [Nortle]	Um, I have a level four for watery sphere should I keep looking or like a healing
21:45:54:07	21:45:57:21	Brin [GM]	I gave that watery spear for a reason
21:45:58:08	21:45:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	What are the other two,
21:46:00:09	21:46:01:16	Dave [Xeros]	Falclaw? You got a level five
21:46:01:07	21:46:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	spirit and beast bond
21:46:03:25	21:46:11:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh, what is Beast Bond? That sounds cool.
21:46:04:05	21:46:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll take Healing Spirit
21:46:04:27	21:46:09:23	Brin [GM]	these are alphabetized do I make these up? I don’t um
21:46:11:22	21:46:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	I have so many of those too by the way
21:46:14:05	21:46:20:08	Brin [GM]	my husband just bought these for me i’ve never looked at them they’re brands i opened a box today
21:46:14:08	21:46:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You establish a telepathic link with the beast you touch.
21:46:18:27	21:46:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	I want that because you guys are all beasts
21:46:21:22	21:46:25:10	Chris [TBD]	Well, I was going to say Nortal could use that with Bazelon.
21:46:23:01	21:46:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s why I don’t want
21:46:26:29	21:46:32:24	Brin [GM]	this could be there’s some cool stuff in here oh this is great
21:46:34:27	21:46:39:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You can basically speak with the Beast, I don’t know if you control the Beast but you’re linked to it.
21:46:41:25	21:46:49:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	telepathic i’m a humanoid i’m not a beast the
21:46:44:18	21:46:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	telepathically linked Falclaws How long does it last?
21:46:49:19	21:46:54:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	natural beast
21:46:56:16	21:47:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	sending these into our amulets right as we’re
21:46:59:18	21:47:09:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think that’s the idea so then you can use it more than once it’s not a one-time spell if it’s in your empire right
21:47:02:09	21:47:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	on the ferry
21:47:10:26	21:47:12:18	Chris [TBD]	So the amulet copies?
21:47:13:19	21:47:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
21:47:13:20	21:47:22:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s it’s a spell storing object oh word
21:47:17:06	21:47:17:29	Chris [TBD]	What’s that one?
21:47:18:01	21:47:20:22	Brin [GM]	there is just so many of these this is
21:47:18:23	21:47:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	bond you want
21:47:22:14	21:47:25:05	Steve [Nortle]	Are those the magical items, or are those all spells?
21:47:24:01	21:47:26:04	Chris [TBD]	If you have a useful one, go for it.
21:47:26:16	21:47:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	Very cool.
21:47:26:23	21:47:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	i said what’s the other spiritual one can
21:47:27:19	21:47:30:01	Chris [TBD]	I mean…
21:47:33:10	21:47:33:28	Brin [GM]	ever looked at
21:47:35:29	21:47:43:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	spirit there’s just
21:47:42:11	21:47:47:03	Brin [GM]	was gonna there’s too many high now it’s outrageous
21:47:42:25	21:47:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	forth a natural spirit to sue wounded yeah i’ll
21:47:43:22	21:47:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	too many options healer
21:47:50:23	21:47:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	take this one this sounds like me what was that I have so many healing spells now.
21:48:00:09	21:48:03:09	Steve [Nortle]	Is that part of what you leveled up with? Because you got Cleric?
21:48:05:27	21:48:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	The whole purpose of it is now if someone gets hurt I’m trying to…
21:48:14:07	21:48:14:24	Chris [TBD]	I like that.
21:48:14:16	21:48:15:13	Brin [GM]	that’s great
21:48:16:19	21:48:17:02	Chris [TBD]	Beast.
21:48:19:11	21:48:24:00	Brin [GM]	Alright, how’s everyone feeling? I feel like you got cursed by a bug.
21:48:24:20	21:48:28:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it is. It is the middle of March after all.
21:48:28:21	21:48:30:07	Brin [GM]	Is that a lady… No way!
21:48:31:21	21:48:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, went away.
21:48:31:29	21:48:33:02	Brin [GM]	I hope it is.
21:48:34:27	21:48:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, did we catch the ferryman?
21:48:37:13	21:48:41:16	Brin [GM]	Hey, you guys are You want to go out? You’re done with Castle Leary?
21:48:39:15	21:48:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, where’s this ferryman
21:48:43:10	21:48:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	I have a lot of drinks and Like I got a key I got A bag that I put on my head
21:48:46:27	21:48:48:03	Brin [GM]	You sure do!
21:48:49:05	21:48:50:06	Brin [GM]	Dirty thief.
21:48:53:28	21:48:58:19	Brin [GM]	That’s right, which you don’t need at the moment because there are no vibrations in the air.
21:48:58:08	21:49:01:24	Chris [TBD]	I forgot my drink paper. I didn’t use it yet.
21:49:02:08	21:49:08:08	Brin [GM]	you didn’t use it yet oh that’s okay i’ve got um yeah i have them i have one too what did
21:49:03:07	21:49:03:20	Chris [TBD]	No,
21:49:04:00	21:49:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	got the drink papers you want me to go grab them
21:49:08:08	21:49:16:05	Brin [GM]	you drink again oh you were you are love tapped you didn t do the love tap uh what was it again
21:49:11:04	21:49:12:10	Chris [TBD]	I don’t think I was.
21:49:16:06	21:49:17:11	Chris [TBD]	I wrote it down. Let me look.
21:49:17:17	21:49:19:20	Steve [Nortle]	I got the love tapped Nectar.
21:49:19:21	21:49:20:12	Chris [TBD]	No, I did.
21:49:21:15	21:49:29:11	Chris [TBD]	Yep. Got love tap nectar true sight. You know, I got it all written down right here. So smart. I get true site. I get in one disease or poison.
21:49:32:03	21:49:43:00	Brin [GM]	note of those ridiculous those only last an hour most of the benefits from those so if You’re going to, that’s something you want to take a shot of before a battle or whatever your good money can do.
21:49:35:25	21:49:36:08	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
21:49:39:07	21:49:39:12	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
21:49:44:11	21:49:44:26	Brin [GM]	Whatever.
21:49:45:24	21:49:53:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	indigestion friendly gone one more check yeah the boat’s probably not gonna help
21:49:48:08	21:49:54:22	Brin [GM]	You have two more hours of it in this boat trip This boat trip is not
21:49:57:26	21:50:01:02	Brin [GM]	Okay so you’re good. That sphincter control was paying off.
21:50:02:09	21:50:02:16	Brin [GM]	Okay?
21:50:02:16	21:50:03:12	Chris [TBD]	Does anyone need this?
21:50:04:02	21:50:04:28	Steve [Nortle]	I still have mine.
21:50:06:16	21:50:08:11	Brin [GM]	So you guys
21:50:06:20	21:50:06:29	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
21:50:06:28	21:50:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	i think i wrote a bunch of notes on mine
21:50:09:29	21:50:18:16	Brin [GM]	are, you’re out of Castle Leary Oh oh thank goodness
21:50:18:16	21:50:24:24	Brin [GM]	oh maybe I please low give me a second okay good you go over here and zoom in
21:50:25:08	21:50:25:20	Chris [TBD]	Do the,
21:50:26:21	21:50:27:13	Chris [TBD]	you did not good.
21:50:35:24	21:50:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry, I’m off to the bathroom with a desk.
21:50:39:29	21:50:43:27	Brin [GM]	take me a minute to get this pulled up so all right
21:50:55:28	21:51:04:22	Brin [GM]	it too sweet did i overpower no just kidding its one-time use hopefully
21:51:06:02	21:51:13:10	Brin [GM]	alright everybody everybody grab Grab your minis for me. Let’s get those off the screen.
21:51:15:28	21:51:19:09	Brin [GM]	I’m going to scoot that this way so you can grab it. That didn’t really help very much.
21:51:21:18	21:51:28:18	Brin [GM]	Okay, oh, this is great. We got a You Are Here ribbon. Life is good. This is so exciting.
21:51:28:26	21:51:32:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is this going to be another rv that’s going to take us across the map here
21:51:31:29	21:51:33:09	Chris [TBD]	Yes. Yeah.
21:51:33:06	21:51:42:22	Brin [GM]	Yeah, basically. Basically. That’s fantastic. Hey, on your way, you guys are all sitting on the dock. It’s a few minutes.
21:51:42:22	21:51:50:03	Brin [GM]	it’s a good half hour before 6am okay you’re sitting on the dock
21:51:50:03	21:51:57:28	Brin [GM]	you’re waiting and you see a little a little old lady pushing a cart
21:51:56:23	21:51:57:29	Chris [TBD]	Hello, old lady.
21:51:57:28	21:52:03:22	Brin [GM]	hey the closer its if the mist is still the mist
21:51:59:16	21:52:00:20	Chris [TBD]	What you got on your cart?
21:52:03:22	21:52:10:01	Brin [GM]	is lightening up because you guys have cleared we turned off the tank in the
21:52:16:09	21:52:26:25	Brin [GM]	the tank is not no longer burning there is no longer crazy amounts of bizarre heavy pollution
21:52:26:25	21:52:37:21	Brin [GM]	coming up through castle leary so castle leery was in this area the source of that blackness figured out okay so it’s starting to clear up a little bit it’s not completely cleared
21:52:37:21	21:52:44:13	Brin [GM]	unfortunately the vegetation is still disgusting it’s mushy it’s squelchy but at least you’ve got
21:52:44:13	21:52:49:24	Brin [GM]	it stopped for now okay you all are waiting on the dock and
21:52:50:13	21:53:01:22	Brin [GM]	you see an old lady pushing a cart hey it’s got a little lantern on it still kind of dark out some doesn’t quite peeked up over these mountains over here
21:53:03:04	21:53:13:21	Brin [GM]	okay as she gets closer or you see that is a tabaxi right there two backs we told only pull this let me figure out where
21:53:16:12	21:53:17:06	Chris [TBD]	Is it a food cart?
21:53:19:23	21:53:30:02	Brin [GM]	Okay? This little old lady right here. Okay, right here she’s got big old ears but she looks mostly like a humanoid. She’s
21:53:30:02	21:53:37:20	Brin [GM]	got big ol’ ears and boy can she hear customers. Okay see her ears twitching, she’s walking as fast
21:53:37:20	21:53:45:07	Brin [GM]	as her um wooded sandals can take her all right let me go back to this map no
21:53:48:08	21:53:48:22	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
21:53:52:03	21:53:59:07	Brin [GM]	gotta zoom in again this is all
21:53:59:07	21:54:07:17	Brin [GM]	backwards so just give me a second yeah it
21:54:02:13	21:54:14:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like google maps this uh this was exported at 16k so it should zoom in pretty far
21:54:07:17	21:54:14:02	Brin [GM]	is but this is
21:54:11:14	21:54:11:29	Chris [TBD]	Holy cow.
21:54:14:02	21:54:21:05	Brin [GM]	this is a crispy map here this was just hot off the press alright okay
21:54:16:01	21:54:16:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
21:54:21:05	21:54:27:04	Brin [GM]	so you are guys right over here by the edge chilling on the dock and there’s a
21:54:27:04	21:54:35:13	Brin [GM]	dog pretend that there’s an asshole right there all of the things no she’s
21:54:28:25	21:54:32:19	Steve [Nortle]	Is she like the person we have to pay?
21:54:33:16	21:54:34:28	Chris [TBD]	She’s not the fairy person.
21:54:34:19	21:54:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	I think she’s the one that’s going to serve us breakfast.
21:54:35:13	21:54:47:02	Brin [GM]	not hello hello she’s ringing well you guys my Asian accent sucks so just get ready it gets a little it gets
21:54:45:17	21:54:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s offensive.
21:54:47:02	21:54:57:11	Brin [GM]	a little bit Spanish it goes a little but Chile to get some Peruvian in there it’s it’s multicultural she doesn’t know what she is just been all
21:54:49:24	21:54:50:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s spasian?
21:54:49:25	21:54:50:25	Chris [TBD]	It’s phasian.
21:54:53:13	21:54:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, she’s a tabaxi. That’s fine.
21:54:57:11	21:55:04:28	Brin [GM]	over I and my keyword that’s my
21:54:59:29	21:55:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is that your keyword?
21:55:03:14	21:55:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s your keyword? Big toe.
21:55:04:28	21:55:08:02	Chris [TBD]	Big tall. Big toe. Big toe
21:55:04:28	21:55:14:05	Brin [GM]	key word big toe big oh hold on
21:55:08:13	21:55:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, big toe.
21:55:14:05	21:55:22:00	Brin [GM]	I get Big Toe attachment okay alright I got I just have to tell you the story K where this came from
21:55:22:00	21:55:28:23	Brin [GM]	I went to get my nails done okay cutest little Vietnamese lady doing
21:55:28:23	21:55:39:07	Brin [GM]	my nails she grabs my thumb I have massive hands hey like they are definitely male-sized hands hard tell they’re hard to tell until you put them
21:55:35:25	21:55:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	Actually they’re just climbing hands.
21:55:39:07	21:55:49:17	Brin [GM]	up to a dude and then it’s like whoa you’ve got big hands ok she grabs myself skills your thumb looking like a big toe hold on
21:55:49:02	21:55:50:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
21:55:49:17	21:55:59:07	Brin [GM]	I get big toe attachment okay okay and i’m not even joking you she pulls out she goes up underneath her desk pulls out this big plastic thing
21:55:53:28	21:55:55:00	Chris [TBD]	I think
21:55:59:07	21:56:04:28	Brin [GM]	and it says toes on it she opens it up takes the big
21:56:09:10	21:56:19:14	Brin [GM]	she goes oh you see like big toe fit perfect and I was like you are not getting a tip. That is the most offensive thing anyone
21:56:19:14	21:56:27:23	Brin [GM]	has ever said to me, and it’s the truth! It’s the true so she walked up hello
21:56:20:13	21:56:22:10	Chris [TBD]	so you’re getting her back by doing
21:56:22:10	21:56:32:16	Chris [TBD]	your voice oh heck
21:56:22:11	21:56:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Incredible
21:56:27:27	21:56:31:28	Brin [GM]	good morning Chowmama here to feed you!
21:56:32:16	21:56:44:12	Chris [TBD]	yeah man pass that over let’s see what’s on the menu I’m so hungry alright like it more stuff show mama
21:56:35:07	21:56:43:09	Brin [GM]	Some
21:56:41:15	21:56:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	um guys if we order anything from her just make sure we purify food and drink
21:56:43:09	21:56:54:21	Brin [GM]	much more simple so mama of yum -yum I feed you 6 a .m 3 a. m don’t matter time
21:56:44:12	21:56:45:24	Chris [TBD]	show mama Raman
21:56:54:21	21:57:00:04	Brin [GM]	of day I make a noodle for you okay what do
21:57:00:04	21:57:11:12	Brin [GM]	you want? I’m not afraid that the penetration hmm this got real big
21:57:00:10	21:57:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	of flavor
21:57:05:04	21:57:14:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She knew there’s an eggplant on the menu.
21:57:05:04	21:57:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	i think she may work for asteroth guys this is this is funny i think i’ve i think I’ve eaten
21:57:07:26	21:57:11:25	Chris [TBD]	this is funny
21:57:11:12	21:57:17:07	Brin [GM]	a noodle up in here okay mmm how’d that get there what’s
21:57:16:23	21:57:17:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:57:17:07	21:57:28:13	Brin [GM]	that mean hahaha I’ll give it haha hmm not right so mama
21:57:17:22	21:57:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
21:57:19:19	21:57:21:27	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
21:57:21:07	21:57:22:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
21:57:22:15	21:57:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	I think I’ve eaten every single one of these in the past guys
21:57:23:19	21:57:32:23	Chris [TBD]	I’ll have your slow finished seafood, please.
21:57:28:13	21:57:35:24	Brin [GM]	get around yeah damn right whoa slow finish come a rider
21:57:35:24	21:57:42:29	Brin [GM]	up I’ll make it real quick and get it I’ll
21:57:38:25	21:57:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m feeling
21:57:44:15	21:57:46:06	Chris [TBD]	Give yourself a token for that.
21:57:48:24	21:57:59:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really weak and tired after being up all night. Well, I was kind of thinking that but the hot and heavy noodle bowl actually sounds
21:57:52:24	21:58:03:23	Brin [GM]	look like you need a virgin broth yeah do your own
21:58:00:24	21:58:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the energy boost
21:58:03:23	21:58:10:22	Brin [GM]	are you okay your tummy hurt hmm you need to make another roll for that right now
21:58:06:24	21:58:08:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes. Yeah
21:58:09:15	21:58:13:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This could help cleanse me from whatever I had last night
21:58:11:10	21:58:22:14	Brin [GM]	mm -hmm I’ve so mama fix you right up making me ramen bowl hey yeah I knew
21:58:15:21	21:58:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay good
21:58:19:16	21:58:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	I would like to penetration of flavor please
21:58:22:14	21:58:27:16	Brin [GM]	you were gonna ask for that mm-hmm that okay I make it out for
21:58:27:16	21:58:35:04	Brin [GM]	you just making it oh you ain’t never had
21:58:29:16	21:58:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve had the penetration of flavor so many times I just want to try yours
21:58:35:04	21:58:43:22	Brin [GM]	it like this hmm this penetrate deep what the
21:58:35:17	21:58:48:15	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to
21:58:36:10	21:58:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	alright should we say prayers over this food because I’m concerned
21:58:43:22	21:58:48:25	Brin [GM]	hell no praying over the yam
21:58:44:02	21:58:46:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We absolutely should Yeah
21:58:48:15	21:58:58:16	Chris [TBD]	take
21:58:48:25	21:58:57:20	Brin [GM]	yawn they’re too early for gods stay sleeping right now
21:58:49:02	21:58:50:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay Pray in your heart
21:58:52:01	21:58:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t let her see
21:58:57:18	21:59:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to take out my violin and I am going to play a little hymn that hopefully is unbeknownst to her. It’s got a little bit of rhythm to it, but I am gonna cast
21:59:01:18	21:59:13:11	Brin [GM]	oh our working girls like to hear that mm -hmm I’m not I’m retired
21:59:08:03	21:59:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep They do actually Damn it! Stop it
21:59:13:20	21:59:22:22	Brin [GM]	I push the cat around now much better life no more penetration hmm
21:59:15:27	21:59:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Uh I sing the song Of purify food and drink Just to make sure That nothing gets poisoned
21:59:24:15	21:59:33:23	Brin [GM]	Oh no okay you do this and this food does not change even a little bit it is
21:59:37:16	21:59:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so it was pure to begin with.
21:59:37:23	21:59:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s Pure Penetration.
21:59:40:26	21:59:50:29	Brin [GM]	i cook good food i haven’t cooked it for a long time so mama got you okay so make sure
21:59:44:12	21:59:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you, Chomama.
21:59:48:22	21:59:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	Chomamas legit.
21:59:50:29	22:00:02:05	Brin [GM]	you take note of your benefits here these benefits because of how authentic and pure this ramen is these benefits do not go away until they are used
22:00:04:00	22:00:15:05	Chris [TBD]	And then they will be with you when we go into combat Or use up your stuff Gotcha
22:00:05:22	22:00:14:19	Brin [GM]	for a full 24 hours and then they expire but until used in one day exactly
22:00:06:01	22:00:06:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	back pocket
22:00:14:08	22:00:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Uh, I…
22:00:14:19	22:00:20:01	Brin [GM]	it’ll get in the bloodstream all day long
22:00:15:17	22:00:26:18	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah Man, I haven’t felt this good since that really long nap I just took It was good
22:00:25:23	22:00:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like just barely like just now
22:00:25:26	22:00:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, TBD. What did you order?
22:00:28:18	22:00:37:29	Brin [GM]	smell she’s fantastic smelly oh you smell like you’ve been a mortuary where you been down dead bodies
22:00:37:20	22:00:39:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	something like that
22:00:41:15	22:00:47:24	Chris [TBD]	don’t you notice the air around here is a lot cleaner that was our doing thank you very much, you’re welcome
22:00:52:00	22:00:52:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	To see if this like
22:00:55:23	22:00:58:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cleanses me out or something A little bit while I be eating this
22:00:57:15	22:01:06:21	Brin [GM]	yeah well you want to get clean you gotta take the virgin broth hmm You know the truth is that you got a hefty, hefty meal little boy
22:00:59:15	22:00:59:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The
22:01:02:13	22:01:07:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want me to have both?
22:01:08:14	22:01:14:10	Brin [GM]	Yeah, you can finish the virgin pie. It’s gonna cost you though
22:01:08:27	22:01:12:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want Me to take the Hot and heavy noodles
22:01:14:21	22:01:17:00	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah what do we owe you I didn’t even think
22:01:17:15	22:01:19:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can give you a pamphlet
22:01:17:21	22:01:24:01	Brin [GM]	Okay okay listen listen listen Listen to your mama okay? She give you
22:01:20:09	22:01:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll give you three pamphlets
22:01:25:22	22:01:34:17	Brin [GM]	Advice You give me good luck I give you advice Good luck for both of us I like special coin
22:01:39:00	22:01:40:13	Chris [TBD]	you are fired oh
22:01:41:13	22:01:42:22	Brin [GM]	Like these
22:01:43:10	22:01:43:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh
22:01:46:23	22:01:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	hey
22:01:48:06	22:01:48:19	Brin [GM]	But listen
22:01:51:19	22:01:55:22	Brin [GM]	Not always Good for you Always good for me
22:01:56:29	22:02:00:11	Brin [GM]	It take a chance You like a tarot card
22:02:01:03	22:02:09:01	Steve [Nortle]	Excuse me. Two things, please. I would like a Midnight Regret special and I want a tarot card.
22:02:09:29	22:02:13:09	Brin [GM]	Not many People like midnight regret in the morning
22:02:14:02	22:02:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Well, midnight’s still a long way away so I don’t have to worry about the regret yet
22:02:21:06	22:02:27:12	Brin [GM]	That’s good. You know what, free fortune for
22:02:23:21	22:02:25:27	Chris [TBD]	whatever you were looking for fortune
22:02:27:12	22:02:35:17	Brin [GM]	you okay? Free fortune for you mm -hmm I got it the special deck and drawn by
22:02:28:13	22:02:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	thank you
22:02:30:25	22:02:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or
22:02:40:13	22:02:41:21	Chris [TBD]	or MJ Cullin
22:02:41:24	22:02:52:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just going to talk a little bit so it cuts to me, so that we can show off the actual menu. Okay, it wouldn’t cut to me. That’s fine. It doesn’t hurt my feelings
22:02:55:22	22:03:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	No, no I just wanted to show off the great work that Bryn did
22:03:01:16	22:03:02:27	Brin [GM]	wasn’t me, it was Canva
22:03:04:22	22:03:20:14	Chris [TBD]	with the eggplant why is
22:03:05:17	22:03:07:18	Steve [Nortle]	I think part of what I love is that
22:03:08:18	22:03:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:03:09:26	22:03:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	I
22:03:11:13	22:03:15:15	Brin [GM]	I’ve not let that girl know that’s not it purple on red
22:03:18:00	22:03:24:25	Brin [GM]	quiet don’t speak about it just looking nice huh?
22:03:20:14	22:03:21:08	Chris [TBD]	the a black
22:03:24:24	22:03:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	The A’s always black, my friend.
22:03:24:25	22:03:35:13	Brin [GM]	it’s just because ramen cuz ramen is spelled wrong right and she has this thing if anyone oh wait I’m not gonna tell you
22:03:29:05	22:03:30:21	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
22:03:30:19	22:03:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:03:31:15	22:03:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	love how
22:03:35:13	22:03:41:05	Brin [GM]	if anyone to ask her ah you no fortune for you
22:03:36:15	22:03:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	Why is he has… Why is his name black?
22:03:41:05	22:03:51:01	Brin [GM]	needa call it out stupid nope no soup for you that’s what
22:03:41:08	22:03:47:18	Chris [TBD]	you should have just kept your mouth shut
22:03:49:10	22:03:58:29	Chris [TBD]	so uh -oh
22:03:51:01	22:03:59:03	Brin [GM]	it means okay you call her out on her on her spelling no soup for you how do
22:03:54:05	22:03:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s nice because the A has a hole. It’s got a black A-hole right there.
22:03:59:03	22:04:07:15	Brin [GM]	you know he got in my dope all right you can have a soap mmm I said
22:03:59:29	22:04:00:18	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:04:02:22	22:04:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	i did see thank you can i get a soak oh so okay yeah soup i thought we were gonna go like never mind
22:04:15:01	22:04:24:23	Brin [GM]	let me I made so i have these tarot cards I haven’t quite finished my booklet yet but I have created a D &D version of this.
22:04:24:23	22:04:36:06	Brin [GM]	Okay, it’s a guidebook for these tarot cards because I knew that you loved these Nordle. I typed up
22:04:25:00	22:04:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	wow
22:04:25:22	22:04:38:20	Steve [Nortle]	oh, wow
22:04:31:05	22:04:32:16	Chris [TBD]	you say you create what do you mean
22:04:36:06	22:04:40:13	Brin [GM]	my own guide book but catered to D &d and
22:04:41:23	22:04:43:22	Steve [Nortle]	using that artwork
22:04:43:14	22:04:51:27	Brin [GM]	This artwork so credit to MJ Coley, Coley name Coley
22:04:52:05	22:04:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	colleen
22:04:56:02	22:04:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	you to interpret the artwork
22:04:58:12	22:05:08:24	Brin [GM]	Yes. So she she um, she is the artist and author of this so i’m not taking anything I just am just using her beautiful cards because
22:05:08:24	22:05:19:03	Brin [GM]	I don’t want to make my own okay i’m gonna pull this up on camera really quick because i did not print it because it i’m still working didn’t wanna print only half of it
22:05:20:05	22:05:22:04	Brin [GM]	let me give me one second get this pulled up
22:05:22:17	22:05:24:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know if we should have our
22:05:23:15	22:05:29:14	Chris [TBD]	Like, I’m not prepared to DM and she’s got like everything detailed color.
22:05:29:12	22:05:31:13	Dave [Xeros]	Chomama ramen with the a-hole
22:05:33:22	22:05:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:05:33:28	22:05:38:15	Chris [TBD]	No, not this time but when we were coming up to when you were going to start.
22:05:39:17	22:05:40:08	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, yeah, yeah.
22:05:42:19	22:05:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	coins do I owe you for the meal?
22:05:46:09	22:05:51:20	Brin [GM]	-yam five gold pieces per bowl oh
22:05:50:21	22:05:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	think we have that amount of cash on us guys
22:05:51:29	22:05:52:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh crap.
22:05:52:18	22:05:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	You shouldn’t trust this guy He’s very untrustworthy
22:05:53:28	22:06:01:09	Brin [GM]	I smell bad
22:05:55:07	22:06:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, five
22:06:01:09	22:06:12:03	Brin [GM]	food no, I mean friendship mmm what happened that
22:06:02:24	22:06:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Uh I’m pretty sure We blessed it
22:06:08:16	22:06:10:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh I’ll pay you It’s fine
22:06:12:07	22:06:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lucky coins or five gold coins
22:06:18:04	22:06:19:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fortune
22:06:18:21	22:06:22:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay, alright, we’re good, we’ll get it. Pay up there Arrows.
22:06:19:08	22:06:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	i got you two uh as
22:06:20:25	22:06:24:12	Brin [GM]	how many how
22:06:27:27	22:06:31:20	Steve [Nortle]	many as i can get with that and all of them should have turtles okay
22:06:30:26	22:06:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	mama man you got
22:06:31:27	22:06:40:22	Brin [GM]	coin give you one card ok? You get two cards. You no keep, you only get
22:06:35:19	22:06:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	i understand
22:06:38:11	22:06:38:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
22:06:40:16	22:06:43:01	Chris [TBD]	You want one? I’ll give you one. We’re going to get two each.
22:06:46:13	22:06:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	and then mildly disappointed it better have a turtle otherwise i’m
22:06:47:21	22:06:49:11	Chris [TBD]	That’ll need luck on TBD!
22:06:48:06	22:06:54:21	Brin [GM]	you. You don’t, you don’t get to choose no? The card chooses you huh?
22:06:57:25	22:07:06:13	Brin [GM]	turtle it could have snake I think now okay
22:07:03:11	22:07:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i’m working with one
22:07:06:13	22:07:11:05	Brin [GM]	you have to pick from four cards mm-hmm
22:07:10:25	22:07:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	trade these like pokemon cards like some of one of us
22:07:12:16	22:07:15:08	Brin [GM]	NO! These belong to Cho Mama
22:07:14:29	22:07:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re too good
22:07:15:11	22:07:39:18	Chris [TBD]	Can you
22:07:17:05	22:07:28:08	Brin [GM]	you know take of these you pick two card no wait hold on you pick two you gotta
22:07:18:11	22:07:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:07:27:20	22:07:28:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	at this
22:07:28:08	22:07:36:18	Brin [GM]	pick from the six hmm hold on okay now go to do it
22:07:37:24	22:07:40:13	Brin [GM]	Tukat remember
22:07:39:18	22:07:41:18	Chris [TBD]	get banned from Twitch for doing accents?
22:07:41:22	22:07:43:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:07:43:07	22:07:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh shoot can I make a
22:07:43:23	22:07:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	Fowl Claw, I found you.
22:07:47:22	22:07:51:14	Dave [Xeros]	as long as you don’t play copyrighted music you’re good
22:07:52:02	22:07:53:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and my title
22:07:52:13	22:07:54:27	Chris [TBD]	Seriously, that is the cardinal sin.
22:07:56:13	22:07:58:20	Brin [GM]	you tell cho momma well you got
22:08:00:05	22:08:12:05	Steve [Nortle]	Well, one of them is describing me and one is describing one of my companions because one is the emperor and one is The Fool.
22:08:14:07	22:08:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	hey i’m glad you think I’m the emperor my friend
22:08:16:03	22:08:23:26	Brin [GM]	listen the Emperor the
22:08:23:27	22:08:35:17	Brin [GM]	Emperor’s energy materializes as signal that your pride has gone unchecked for a while get negative two on your next drink roll
22:08:39:13	22:08:42:07	Brin [GM]	Roll that bad fortune, I saw it.
22:08:43:11	22:08:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	so i’m the fool what do i get
22:08:45:13	22:08:49:01	Brin [GM]	Chomama no pick that boy. No you am for a watch.
22:08:50:27	22:08:56:05	Brin [GM]	He picked the fortune? It’s his problem not yours. Quiet!
22:08:51:27	22:09:03:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is she partially deaf
22:09:00:16	22:09:03:07	Brin [GM]	Listen, listen You get
22:09:03:18	22:09:06:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	her giant ears are you screaming at us
22:09:05:18	22:09:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	she just likes hearing herself
22:09:06:11	22:09:08:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:09:07:29	22:09:08:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:09:09:01	22:09:12:10	Brin [GM]	I’m trying real hard to keep this accent on point Okay
22:09:14:20	22:09:17:07	Steve [Nortle]	The fool the full what fate comes from the flow
22:09:16:05	22:09:25:14	Brin [GM]	I’m about to read The Fool Don’t act like The Fool I tell you what it mean okay ah the fool asks you to let go of
22:09:16:26	22:09:17:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
22:09:25:14	22:09:34:07	Brin [GM]	the need to control every aspect of a situation smell like a divination mmm
22:09:34:07	22:09:41:28	Brin [GM]	hey listen this is good card you give advantage to a friend on their next role
22:09:41:28	22:09:50:28	Brin [GM]	or get plus two on your next charisma check hmm get a plus or two, or give someone an advantage.
22:09:46:20	22:09:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah next time we roll against each other you can gift me manage
22:09:50:28	22:10:01:01	Brin [GM]	Okay that is good fortune anybody else want to get a fortune from Cho Mama? Thank you thank you
22:09:58:07	22:10:00:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know about this.
22:09:59:06	22:10:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna chill mama i’m going to give you my coin and i also have a little leather bag full of gold pieces and it is 20 gold but i double it
22:10:09:18	22:10:15:15	Brin [GM]	got it too he need ten ten fifteen twenty twenty five go
22:10:16:15	22:10:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	that’s great because i put 50 in it yeah you’re welcome no not at all
22:10:26:22	22:10:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	i have so much cash on me it’s ridiculous my pants overflowing
22:10:33:12	22:10:34:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:10:34:04	22:10:39:07	Brin [GM]	that because you drink them show mama bra okay
22:10:36:25	22:10:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah it’s the penetration of flavor
22:10:38:03	22:10:45:29	Chris [TBD]	Here, hand me I’ll just… Well, at the same time.
22:10:47:17	22:10:52:23	Brin [GM]	a one card you pick from three oh
22:10:51:29	22:10:53:13	Chris [TBD]	Are we going to run into her later?
22:10:53:29	22:11:04:21	Brin [GM]	chomama although I hear customer all over you run into your mama whenever she need you what do you get
22:11:01:29	22:11:04:25	Chris [TBD]	Awesome. I’ll do one for right now.
22:11:04:21	22:11:16:11	Brin [GM]	holy shit Oh I knew, I knew I could smell that on you. You do smell it…you tell me what
22:11:13:16	22:11:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s the mortuary we were just in.
22:11:16:11	22:11:26:08	Brin [GM]	number how in there okay? What number? It’s a number 13 isn’t it? Mmm cho mama know
22:11:18:10	22:11:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s formaldehyde.
22:11:20:20	22:11:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	The number?
22:11:23:24	22:11:24:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
22:11:26:08	22:11:35:16	Brin [GM]	what death smells like! Okay this card represents change Like death. It’s inevitable
22:11:35:16	22:11:42:01	Brin [GM]	It’s no longer up to you. The DM gets to decide to change your role
22:11:42:01	22:11:53:22	Brin [GM]	To what they decided any time I hold the power No, no, this is no work. This just your destiny
22:11:46:09	22:11:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	Silvery bobs
22:11:49:21	22:11:51:08	Chris [TBD]	It’s not a spell or an action.
22:11:54:17	22:12:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m getting the feeling that none of these are positive my friends
22:11:54:22	22:11:58:07	Brin [GM]	You can’t change that just like he cannot change death
22:11:59:08	22:12:00:09	Brin [GM]	You see
22:12:05:26	22:12:07:09	Brin [GM]	Thank you
22:12:07:07	22:12:08:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little…
22:12:08:03	22:12:17:27	Brin [GM]	anybody else want a fortune come on oh oh
22:12:08:29	22:12:11:19	Chris [TBD]	Did you give yourself…
22:12:10:29	22:12:14:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, yeah, there’s no
22:12:14:16	22:12:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	him for me
22:12:14:24	22:12:22:07	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. did you put on boots that raise your height by like two feet?
22:12:17:29	22:12:22:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s just no real such thing as fortune, though. There’s prophecy, but there’s not a fortune telling.
22:12:23:17	22:12:25:28	Chris [TBD]	You’re wearing platforms.
22:12:25:17	22:12:27:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean it’s in the books.
22:12:27:06	22:12:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just a felt pad with the tabletop so it recognizes it better.
22:12:30:29	22:12:33:03	Chris [TBD]	Eros, I knew you were vain but
22:12:33:07	22:12:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my… It’s Just A Mini.
22:12:35:13	22:12:45:04	Brin [GM]	I have on the back of my card do you think I don’t like Salone? and you better be careful because she might
22:12:42:15	22:12:42:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stop.
22:12:45:04	22:12:49:28	Brin [GM]	like tarot card chomama read tarot cards to the moon
22:12:46:26	22:12:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think she does. She’s never talked about them.
22:12:52:14	22:13:03:28	Brin [GM]	you don’t know no quiet chomamma you pick a fortune from my chomamamah hand
22:12:59:11	22:13:00:21	Steve [Nortle]	You’re a sorcerer
22:13:04:25	22:13:15:01	Brin [GM]	oh did i put the same one in there hold on wait I did oh told mama messed up no it’s not that funny
22:13:12:09	22:13:12:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Destiny!
22:13:16:22	22:13:28:11	Chris [TBD]	we had one of our leaders who is no longer a leader at the girls camp she brought with her tarot cards and an Ouija board for the girls to do.
22:13:23:02	22:13:26:16	Brin [GM]	one hurry up you’re so slow like an owl
22:13:28:03	22:13:34:17	Brin [GM]	stop stop what do you get what do
22:13:29:24	22:13:30:12	Chris [TBD]	That girl’s game.
22:13:30:21	22:13:33:11	Dave [Xeros]	That’s, uh… She wanted to get released. That’s what happened.
22:13:36:29	22:13:38:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got The Hanged Man.
22:13:37:26	22:13:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	Do you like flying clouds?
22:13:40:04	22:13:42:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I do. That’s awesome.
22:13:41:23	22:13:43:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It sounds worse than death.
22:13:45:29	22:13:49:10	Steve [Nortle]	It looks like one of Eros’ family members.
22:13:47:27	22:13:48:28	Chris [TBD]	Is it death?
22:13:49:15	22:13:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The Hangled Man?
22:13:50:19	22:13:50:28	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
22:13:52:03	22:14:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve had nothing
22:13:52:27	22:13:54:28	Chris [TBD]	Sounds… Dangit.
22:13:53:22	22:13:58:28	Brin [GM]	bad card huh go ahead what what happened to
22:13:57:13	22:13:59:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s okay. It’s not real anyway. I told you.
22:13:58:28	22:14:08:22	Brin [GM]	you it’s a bat only someone who have fat luck say
22:14:03:20	22:14:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	but good luck my entire life it’s okay
22:14:08:22	22:14:20:21	Brin [GM]	that okay hold on the hangman this card represent inaction or stagnation no matter what you do your next role will not succeed
22:14:22:22	22:14:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	how hard you try you can’t stop
22:14:24:07	22:14:25:26	Chris [TBD]	Just the next roll.
22:14:27:04	22:14:28:17	Chris [TBD]	Try something real quick, man.
22:14:28:28	22:14:32:29	Brin [GM]	yeah like it that’s okay did you give me one
22:14:30:25	22:14:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah can i roll right now
22:14:32:24	22:14:38:12	Chris [TBD]	Why not? Why not? I’m feeling really good.
22:14:38:06	22:14:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	you’re keeping the other two tokens
22:14:39:22	22:14:40:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
22:14:39:23	22:14:51:21	Brin [GM]	you write down these cards stay with you until you use them ok you don’t have a choice you understand the fortune good or bad
22:14:49:11	22:14:50:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s like death
22:14:51:21	22:15:00:28	Brin [GM]	stay with you until it’s used up nothing you can do not that one just kidding what is it
22:14:58:23	22:14:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	what’d you get
22:14:59:29	22:15:00:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:15:00:26	22:15:06:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, the High Priestess Sounds about right Ha ha ha
22:15:05:18	22:15:06:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey what
22:15:07:18	22:15:12:09	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna keep this one in my back pocket Oh, this is not good?
22:15:07:23	22:15:08:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait
22:15:08:25	22:15:13:15	Brin [GM]	want to say no you’re not a no listen
22:15:09:16	22:15:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	the high priestesses of the black sabbath
22:15:14:08	22:15:16:01	Chris [TBD]	No, that’s exactly what I was thinking
22:15:20:00	22:15:23:12	Chris [TBD]	This might be TBD’s past actually
22:15:24:26	22:15:36:12	Brin [GM]	travels through the darkness wearing a veil of silence she favors no one negative two oh sorry
22:15:34:04	22:15:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	she didn’t say that in an accident so it doesn’t work
22:15:37:24	22:15:47:29	Brin [GM]	negative two on your next strength roll that’s not yeah whoo yeah looking good you know that
22:15:41:14	22:15:43:27	Chris [TBD]	That’s no problem for me
22:15:42:27	22:15:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	you never make strength saving rolls Anyway, so it doesn’t matter.
22:15:49:18	22:15:56:18	Chris [TBD]	you see TBD staring as if he’s deep in thought and remembering something that was past
22:15:58:13	22:16:06:09	Chris [TBD]	and then you have to like snatch it out of his hand it will and he kind of looks around
22:16:01:16	22:16:10:28	Brin [GM]	me that back. Thank you! I hand a paint these, they’re mad. You tried to take it that one. Dude…you know what?
22:16:04:26	22:16:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, he’s hard to trust sometimes, huh?
22:16:08:17	22:16:09:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you didn’t ask for
22:16:14:25	22:16:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	So everyone got to buy more than one except for me?
22:16:18:15	22:16:19:18	Chris [TBD]	I only bought one
22:16:18:17	22:16:27:05	Brin [GM]	not get a good fortune coin you have to have crappy roll to get those. Your modifier too high just like
22:16:29:17	22:16:30:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:16:34:19	22:16:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	Can you give me ten of those gold pieces back? I was going to give you a good tip but now you’re just being mean.
22:16:36:07	22:16:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are really good though these these are very
22:16:38:09	22:16:52:16	Chris [TBD]	how old
22:16:40:04	22:16:47:18	Brin [GM]	tip for you only tip with your mama think of you mm -hmm
22:16:47:18	22:16:55:12	Brin [GM]	tell my old oh mom a very old hmm it’s all right mmm how dare
22:16:52:16	22:16:52:28	Chris [TBD]	are you?
22:16:54:27	22:16:59:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought you were
22:16:56:04	22:16:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:16:58:26	22:17:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	I thought you had higher intelligence than that TBD
22:17:00:01	22:17:11:16	Chris [TBD]	do you remember this we went to a rest home when I was like six years old or something like that, and I remember I had a plate of muffins in my hand, and i went up to this
22:17:11:16	22:17:17:14	Chris [TBD]	old lady and i was like baffled by what i was seeing she was so old and i just i couldn’t help
22:17:17:14	22:17:27:19	Chris [TBD]	myself how old are you and she grabs my hand and says give me the muffins she’s like pulling my hand and I’m like,
22:17:29:12	22:17:31:23	Chris [TBD]	it scared me so bad.
22:17:32:23	22:17:34:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:17:33:19	22:17:34:29	Brin [GM]	that stuff you never forget
22:17:33:22	22:17:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:17:36:20	22:17:39:19	Brin [GM]	with you like you forget precious moments
22:17:41:13	22:17:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	that’s childhood trauma not precious moments
22:17:41:23	22:17:49:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, it scared the crap of me, man. I just couldn’t remember the sound of her voice.
22:17:42:01	22:17:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:17:45:03	22:17:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez
22:17:50:13	22:17:53:22	Dave [Xeros]	became possessed Give me Give me the moment
22:17:54:15	22:17:55:03	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like
22:17:55:15	22:17:58:14	Chris [TBD]	She never told me how old she was. Yeah.
22:17:56:29	22:17:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	Bilbo and Rivendell
22:17:58:01	22:17:58:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:17:58:22	22:18:10:08	Brin [GM]	so mama gotta go now I hear a customer waking up bye I’m always here if you need some broth bye
22:18:03:07	22:18:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	hey hey yep you yeah you turn tail and you head out like the
22:18:03:17	22:18:04:00	Steve [Nortle]	goodbye
22:18:12:19	22:18:19:06	Chris [TBD]	She’s like the wife of the dad in Kung Fu Pan just love my noodles
22:18:18:03	22:18:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
22:18:19:24	22:18:21:23	Brin [GM]	oh the goose
22:18:21:06	22:18:23:18	Chris [TBD]	yeah the gifts yes
22:18:23:03	22:18:24:01	Brin [GM]	That’s right.
22:18:24:09	22:18:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	there’s that where you think he’s going to explain how he’s not his father instead he’s like
22:18:27:20	22:18:39:10	Chris [TBD]	peace out
22:18:34:10	22:18:35:24	Brin [GM]	Okay, bye!
22:18:37:14	22:18:43:19	Brin [GM]	Have a good day! She walks away and right as she is walking away the fairy man comes up.
22:18:37:21	22:18:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bye
22:18:37:22	22:18:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	bye
22:18:43:09	22:18:44:18	Chris [TBD]	oh thank goodness
22:18:45:13	22:18:48:24	Brin [GM]	All of you roll perception.
22:18:50:18	22:18:53:17	Chris [TBD]	yeah I got a great roll
22:18:54:27	22:18:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	five temporary hit points because I ate that
22:18:58:10	22:18:59:00	Brin [GM]	Nice.
22:19:04:26	22:19:16:09	Steve [Nortle]	because it’s the drawback i mean if i did it now then i would just lose the points so wait do you want okay i just need to practice
22:19:06:09	22:19:06:27	Brin [GM]	Yes, later.
22:19:10:08	22:19:11:15	Brin [GM]	Let’s kind of…
22:19:13:24	22:19:14:14	Brin [GM]	It’s later.
22:19:15:23	22:19:24:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my failed role does it does it happen right now you said my next roll automatically fails do you want that to count now or later
22:19:16:09	22:19:36:15	Steve [Nortle]	safer eating oh yeah soda die
22:19:21:15	22:19:25:01	Chris [TBD]	role or is it in combat
22:19:24:25	22:19:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll let you choose four but
22:19:27:04	22:19:33:09	Brin [GM]	I mean if I were you I would use it now. Yes. Use that now. It’s on your next roll. That’s what the
22:19:34:12	22:19:34:26	Chris [TBD]	an 19
22:19:39:03	22:19:40:13	Brin [GM]	16. Okay
22:19:41:06	22:19:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I guess I fail anyway
22:19:41:22	22:19:43:13	Brin [GM]	Yeah. You’re distracted
22:19:44:00	22:19:54:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have two bowls of soup yeah
22:19:45:04	22:19:56:13	Brin [GM]	You are super full and also you’re a little bit stunned that Chomama was talking about Salune looking at tarot cards that kind of shook you a little bit
22:19:54:09	22:20:04:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	contradiction look I know you’re mad at me
22:19:58:24	22:20:00:09	Brin [GM]	it’s a blasphemy
22:20:04:12	22:20:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but you don’t have to say stuff like this about my religion right now
22:20:06:02	22:20:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, guys, guys it’s okay that he is mad at you
22:20:09:28	22:20:21:07	Brin [GM]	fairy man approaches as the ferryman approaches you three notice okay it’s off in the distance along the water, it’s still misty
22:20:14:17	22:20:15:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what furry man
22:20:16:13	22:20:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	noodles
22:20:21:07	22:20:28:26	Brin [GM]	so you can’t quite see but in the distance you see him doing this and he’s shifting around
22:20:29:28	22:20:31:26	Brin [GM]	and he is really old
22:20:33:10	22:20:42:00	Brin [GM]	All right. It was weird gave you that’s just, that’s all you saw what I just did is all you soft. Okay?
22:20:36:11	22:20:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	he was like pulling his
22:20:42:21	22:20:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	a face on
22:20:42:24	22:20:47:07	Brin [GM]	The ferryman it’s misty outside. You’re not sure what you saw
22:20:48:08	22:20:56:10	Brin [GM]	okay the fairy man pulls up to the dock let me show you what he looks like hold this up really quick for you
22:21:02:22	22:21:04:17	Chris [TBD]	oh jive brother
22:21:05:05	22:21:12:09	Brin [GM]	in the middle is your fairy man okay now I’m gonna pull this map back up
22:21:12:29	22:21:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	Albert Einstein bro I’ve ever seen in my life
22:21:15:26	22:21:22:11	Brin [GM]	it’s pretty awesome okay let’s go back to this world and we are going to zoom
22:21:24:13	22:21:31:15	Chris [TBD]	I really did yeah that’s right you gotta do the whole
22:21:25:14	22:21:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	wow we just did that at the same time it’s the magic of friendship right there
22:21:32:27	22:21:40:11	Brin [GM]	it’s the magic of nerds okay oh I’m sorry did I say that out loud
22:21:35:22	22:21:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	hey
22:21:40:11	22:21:46:18	Brin [GM]	I can save whatever there ain’t nothing you can do about it
22:21:40:13	22:21:51:27	Dave [Xeros]	you’re the DM I’ve got
22:21:45:27	22:21:47:13	Chris [TBD]	are your kids listening again?
22:21:47:15	22:21:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah probably
22:21:49:25	22:21:55:07	Brin [GM]	I want to apologize but it would be a lie
22:21:51:27	22:21:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	the microphone and you don’t
22:21:53:20	22:21:57:03	Chris [TBD]	so you will listen to every word I have to say
22:21:54:25	22:21:55:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:21:58:02	22:22:09:21	Brin [GM]	Not even a little bit Alright Okay, ready set go You all Get my Old
22:21:59:15	22:22:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	sorry I keep stuck in like a little rut
22:22:00:22	22:22:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	alright
22:22:02:06	22:22:03:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	turtle stop
22:22:15:05	22:22:17:13	Steve [Nortle]	hey everybody you want to get on board
22:22:17:09	22:22:19:12	Brin [GM]	He’s uh grumpy
22:22:19:21	22:22:21:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh you’re all a bunch of whippersnapper
22:22:20:28	22:22:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sounds like he’s talking in his sleep
22:22:21:19	22:22:27:07	Brin [GM]	The I really do Just want
22:22:27:00	22:22:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:22:28:19	22:22:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	everybody to him is named billy hey billy get on this boat i’m gonna change back
22:22:34:23	22:22:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a good sailor voice rustic
22:22:38:26	22:22:43:17	Brin [GM]	Tap into My the cold That i had last week Still lingering in my voice.
22:22:44:21	22:22:53:28	Brin [GM]	Sounds real grumpy. Okay, he pulls up the fairy bumps into the dock. You all want passage?
22:22:54:09	22:22:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we’re looking to beat up astoroth did she go this way
22:22:58:01	22:23:03:18	Chris [TBD]	how much is it
22:22:58:05	22:23:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	can i uh make a perception check and try to like figure out the whole you know messing with the neck thing real quick
22:23:00:27	22:23:01:16	Brin [GM]	Hop on!
22:23:10:22	22:23:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	let’s see how this goes not good
22:23:15:27	22:23:17:17	Brin [GM]	anything He has a scarf around his neck
22:23:18:04	22:23:21:02	Chris [TBD]	Let’s see what he smells. I want to hear what it smells like.
22:23:21:00	22:23:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	there’s something fishy around here
22:23:21:27	22:23:24:07	Brin [GM]	suspecting If you’re suspecting like
22:23:24:10	22:23:25:14	Chris [TBD]	You heard me.
22:23:25:16	22:23:30:24	Brin [GM]	I’m so sorry, what are you checking
22:23:27:29	22:23:29:27	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:23:28:28	22:23:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:23:29:14	22:23:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	oh
22:23:31:07	22:23:32:22	Chris [TBD]	Just going to see if I can smell
22:23:33:28	22:23:35:08	Chris [TBD]	something fishy on him.
22:23:37:02	22:23:38:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, if he smelled kind of fishy.
22:23:39:17	22:23:43:09	Brin [GM]	He definitely does. You don’t even need to roll for that if you go Dave or your fail?
22:23:42:14	22:23:42:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, okay.
22:23:43:00	22:23:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you mean fishy like literal or
22:23:46:05	22:23:51:12	Chris [TBD]	Like literal just wondering it.
22:23:46:16	22:23:53:07	Brin [GM]	Oh, literal, yes. He lives on the water so yeah he does some occasional catfish
22:23:54:16	22:24:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	and that’s why there’s a bunch of young girl things in his boat
22:24:01:23	22:24:04:19	Dave [Xeros]	he’s like this is what I pretend to be online
22:24:05:17	22:24:08:28	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna Are we by the water’s edge?
22:24:06:05	22:24:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a catfish by the way
22:24:06:12	22:24:07:18	Brin [GM]	No like legit
22:24:09:19	22:24:10:22	Brin [GM]	You’re on the dock
22:24:11:04	22:24:12:26	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to splash them with water
22:24:12:11	22:24:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s rock and roll right there
22:24:16:01	22:24:19:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, let’s give it kind of like this. Ah! Oops.
22:24:20:08	22:24:23:09	Brin [GM]	usually passage is only two gold per person
22:24:24:25	22:24:28:16	Chris [TBD]	Hey, Aris, I need some cold. That’ll happen.
22:24:27:22	22:24:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	it um do you have like first class accommodations if we pay a little bit more
22:24:31:05	22:24:32:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:24:33:28	22:24:35:29	Chris [TBD]	Nothing happened to him when I splashed him with water?
22:24:35:27	22:24:44:02	Brin [GM]	is a piece of shit okay it’s like yes i’m so sorry did i stutter i said shit
22:24:38:09	22:24:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	your boat just looks like a piece of
22:24:44:08	22:24:46:07	Dave [Xeros]	yep yep yep i’m
22:24:44:15	22:24:44:20	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
22:24:46:07	22:25:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	i’m a cleric i’m trying to like dial it back a little earmuffs
22:24:51:13	22:24:56:19	Brin [GM]	uh it’sa it’s crappy hey it’s basically
22:24:58:23	22:25:10:19	Brin [GM]	it’s basically i don’t want to say a raft with like logs tied together it’s a little bit nicer than that but we’re pretty close to that okay it does have a little cabin okay this is what
22:25:10:19	22:25:22:13	Brin [GM]	it was it’s really crappy not quite nice as a tugboat okay but it is large enough that can carry like if someone was like in a horse or like a carriage horse and buggy you can get on
22:25:22:13	22:25:30:06	Brin [GM]	there okay yeah so i mean it is kind of like a fairy but just not obviously as big as an actual
22:25:23:13	22:25:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a barge of sorts.
22:25:30:06	22:25:39:05	Brin [GM]	it’s more of a tugboat but not quite as nice very beat up old it does have some it does it
22:25:39:05	22:25:49:21	Brin [GM]	is powered by steam though which is pretty impressive okay the the machinery on it is a little bit more advanced than it should be.
22:25:50:13	22:25:54:07	Brin [GM]	Than most places, okay? It’s pretty cool looking.
22:25:55:17	22:25:57:18	Chris [TBD]	Sounds Lasharian.
22:25:55:20	22:26:02:02	Brin [GM]	The boat is trash but it’s powered by steam which is surprising and impressive, okay.
22:26:04:18	22:26:06:16	Brin [GM]	Where exactly are you trying to get to?
22:26:08:03	22:26:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	trying to get to the um stairs to
22:26:08:15	22:26:11:19	Chris [TBD]	The orchard. We’re supposed to check out the orchard
22:26:14:16	22:26:16:13	Brin [GM]	Don’t know who that is. Get on.
22:26:18:21	22:26:20:20	Brin [GM]	As you get on…
22:26:19:09	22:26:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes sir! Captain.
22:26:23:24	22:26:24:29	Brin [GM]	Can’t you die?
22:26:26:21	22:26:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:26:28:25	22:26:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	that almost every day
22:26:31:18	22:26:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean yes but I yeah it’s kind of far it’s far across the
22:26:33:29	22:26:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got legs too
22:26:35:07	22:26:43:25	Chris [TBD]	hey you ever heard of uh jacques bjorn before the great explorer
22:26:38:23	22:26:39:28	Brin [GM]	does get stupid
22:26:43:24	22:26:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he was a he was great seaman
22:26:43:25	22:26:51:07	Chris [TBD]	the biggest one there was no all
22:26:51:07	22:26:57:18	Chris [TBD]	right that was my great grandpa yeah so if you need me to
22:26:53:22	22:26:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	he’s he’s god like three things named after him
22:26:59:04	22:27:08:07	Chris [TBD]	matten down the hatches or something i’m ready did he change it all when i got him wet did you
22:27:00:20	22:27:04:09	Brin [GM]	and he’s still brushing off the water that you splashed on him
22:27:04:16	22:27:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	know how to do semen stuff
22:27:08:07	22:27:15:11	Chris [TBD]	notice anything okay no I just think you’re like a mermaid or
22:27:10:19	22:27:13:22	Brin [GM]	do you think that i’m like afraid of water
22:27:10:27	22:27:11:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know why he did that
22:27:15:11	22:27:21:24	Chris [TBD]	something oh wait
22:27:15:21	22:27:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. If you get salt water on your girlfriends…
22:27:17:09	22:27:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	keys are there
22:27:21:18	22:27:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh wow, what? Hey!
22:27:22:23	22:27:25:12	Brin [GM]	if i see one i’d kill it
22:27:26:14	22:27:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	I heard they’re kind of hot but…
22:27:27:25	22:27:29:09	Brin [GM]	i’m leaving get on
22:27:30:18	22:27:42:00	Brin [GM]	okay he starts up the steamboat okay as um there’s only a few rules on this boat main
22:27:32:12	22:27:48:10	Chris [TBD]	learned two things so far TBD
22:27:40:27	22:27:41:24	Dave [Xeros]	No splashing.
22:27:42:00	22:27:44:20	Brin [GM]	one is you stay out of my cabin
22:27:46:13	22:27:53:15	Brin [GM]	i’ll be at the front okay he walks up to the front
22:27:48:10	22:27:52:19	Chris [TBD]	is literally on hand on the door or like, let’s go. All right, okay, yeah.
22:27:53:15	22:28:01:12	Brin [GM]	okay and and the um the helm what is that what is it is there like a specific name for
22:27:56:14	22:27:57:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the helm
22:27:57:21	22:28:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	No for the wheel
22:28:00:28	22:28:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	There’s port aft the wheel.
22:28:01:08	22:28:06:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah? Or the helm.
22:28:01:12	22:28:11:28	Brin [GM]	the for the wheel that turned the boat the hell because that’s what it’s called okay okay thank you sorry wasn’t sure I thought you were talking about just
22:28:07:11	22:28:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:28:08:08	22:28:13:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was being helpful the bow
22:28:11:28	22:28:19:16	Brin [GM]	the front of the boat. Thank you I do not, all right we got ourselves a sailor here Val Stern
22:28:14:05	22:28:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s… Yeah.
22:28:18:25	22:28:21:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Port app. I thought it was port app.
22:28:18:27	22:28:20:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	starboard port
22:28:21:12	22:28:22:28	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s not forget The focusle
22:28:23:21	22:28:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
22:28:25:07	22:28:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	And there’s also The poop deck I rather doubt They have a poop deck On this one Probably a little too small
22:28:26:19	22:28:27:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s multiple
22:28:29:24	22:28:32:27	Brin [GM]	if you don’t have the funds, you can mop the deck
22:28:33:28	22:28:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	They don’t have the funds, so I would say you’d have them get to mopping the deck. Except for Nordle Hiller.
22:28:38:05	22:28:47:25	Brin [GM]	and he scoots three mops in buckets as he does that it starts to rain a little bit okay, you’re getting
22:28:39:07	22:28:50:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can help off the deck sir captain it’s kind
22:28:46:16	22:28:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, then why are we mopping? It’s getting wet.
22:28:47:25	22:28:55:01	Brin [GM]	to build character he goes to the helm okay
22:28:50:15	22:28:51:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of refreshing this
22:28:51:12	22:28:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a good point.
22:28:53:12	22:28:57:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh characters all we take with us is life really so this is great
22:28:55:01	22:29:00:10	Brin [GM]	as as the boat is crossing the bay you guys
22:29:00:10	22:29:08:01	Brin [GM]	got yourselves like a good 15 to 20 minute trip okay he’s driving the boat as the sun
22:29:03:05	22:29:03:23	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
22:29:09:23	22:29:20:21	Brin [GM]	comes peaks over the mountains it shines right into the cabin and you guys can all clearly see through the window there are hundreds of drawn pictures
22:29:20:21	22:29:31:07	Brin [GM]	of merfolk and a bunch of really cool looking stuff in here okay. The temptation to go in this cabin is profound
22:29:34:20	22:29:37:01	Chris [TBD]	I would like to distract our
22:29:38:05	22:29:48:04	Chris [TBD]	good sir tell me all these cool sea stories I always hear my great grandpa will tell him some of the cool things I bet you got tons of cool stories, man.
22:29:47:11	22:29:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to walk right past him
22:29:48:29	22:29:53:29	Chris [TBD]	Like what’s the biggest shark You’ve ever seen? Any krakens on your way?
22:29:54:12	22:29:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	Are you guys on top of the deck?
22:29:55:27	22:30:04:10	Chris [TBD]	How about The sea sir Have you ever seen one of those Those are pretty awesome I’m going to keep drowning on as if DVD is talking You just go right ahead, okay
22:29:59:07	22:30:00:12	Brin [GM]	he’s um
22:30:04:10	22:30:11:10	Chris [TBD]	You said you hated the mermaid Just curious Haven’t you seen everything
22:30:04:13	22:30:06:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:30:06:04	22:30:10:01	Brin [GM]	literally you’re getting two coins for this just keep
22:30:10:04	22:30:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna say a little prayer to try and avoid the temptation to go in there because i can feel the lure. I’m trying to avoid it
22:30:16:22	22:30:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	Is that a religion check?
22:30:18:18	22:30:19:07	Chris [TBD]	song
22:30:19:18	22:30:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and my, I rolled a five if I did not succeed
22:30:24:02	22:30:30:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I am actually going to just grab the door handle and start to open the cabin yep
22:30:27:13	22:30:30:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay wow all right in mind i’m not going to do what i’m going to
22:30:28:29	22:30:35:27	Brin [GM]	okay you open it in there and you see all of
22:30:36:11	22:30:43:05	Chris [TBD]	You know, Triton was the king of the ocean. Are you with me? Oh, okay.
22:30:40:25	22:30:42:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just swabbing the deck still.
22:30:44:09	22:30:54:18	Brin [GM]	in here, this guy is obsessed with Merfolk He has so much stuff in here
22:30:54:18	22:31:03:17	Brin [GM]	There’s trinkets, there’s drawings There’s books on them Information And over in the corner
22:30:58:02	22:30:59:01	Chris [TBD]	What is it called?
22:31:03:17	22:31:10:02	Brin [GM]	You see this journal that catches your eye
22:31:11:08	22:31:13:21	Brin [GM]	Are you going to take it?
22:31:16:13	22:31:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna look through it at least
22:31:18:22	22:31:20:25	Chris [TBD]	You know my favorite movie when I was a little kid
22:31:20:25	22:31:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	she sang i know like uh What’d she call it? Like the dinglehopper.
22:31:23:11	22:31:29:12	Chris [TBD]	She’d sing but she’d always find cool objects like Dinglehopper
22:31:31:09	22:31:42:29	Brin [GM]	And then you also see something glistens And catches your eyes And it is a scale The same ones that you found In the tank of the laboratory.
22:31:31:21	22:31:34:14	Chris [TBD]	and the whatchamacallet
22:31:43:15	22:31:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	bamvis bulvis snarf latk.
22:31:45:16	22:31:46:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
22:31:47:05	22:31:54:15	Chris [TBD]	Wait a minute, you haven’t heard the best part. No no no hold on come back here
22:31:47:16	22:31:48:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
22:31:48:08	22:31:50:12	Brin [GM]	Excuse me, I gotta go adjust something!
22:31:50:19	22:31:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, hey, no wait.
22:31:52:07	22:31:52:24	Brin [GM]	the steps
22:31:53:13	22:31:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I throw a bunch of gold coins in front of him.
22:31:56:29	22:32:00:15	Brin [GM]	He doesn’t give two shats about gold
22:31:58:24	22:31:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
22:32:00:15	22:32:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Then I go pick them up.
22:32:05:06	22:32:08:20	Chris [TBD]	You got the scales with you Do something with the scale Pull it out
22:32:08:12	22:32:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	I pull out one of the hot scales after that though.
22:32:10:03	22:32:12:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m getting ready to hide
22:32:11:12	22:32:18:21	Brin [GM]	this for you and here is this for your TBD for your freaking distraction that’s hilarious
22:32:19:26	22:32:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to pull out a flaming scale though
22:32:23:14	22:32:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m gonna say Hey, one last thing. Have you ever seen One of these? Uh there’s this
22:32:26:27	22:32:34:01	Chris [TBD]	Uh, there’s
22:32:28:08	22:32:31:21	Brin [GM]	where did you get that
22:32:33:03	22:32:35:07	Brin [GM]	you’ve been in my office
22:32:35:16	22:32:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	No actually Astaroth that person That you said you don’t know anything about
22:32:42:01	22:32:52:04	Brin [GM]	and throws it down on the ground and it explodes and the entire boat is covered in a green gas
22:32:53:17	22:33:06:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh well i’m gonna
22:32:53:29	22:33:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	I pull on my mask Make a roll for that
22:32:54:12	22:33:01:24	Brin [GM]	all four nope there’s no time all four of you all four
22:33:01:24	22:33:13:01	Brin [GM]	of you are knocked out cold including you close it if you tuck it in your
22:33:06:06	22:33:08:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hold my breath for five more seconds
22:33:07:21	22:33:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	I can hold my breath for an hour
22:33:16:10	22:33:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	Tuck it in
22:33:17:02	22:33:19:28	Chris [TBD]	You should have plenty of practice With tucking
22:33:19:06	22:33:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	she’s baiting you man
22:33:21:27	22:33:23:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I will try
22:33:24:22	22:33:25:15	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a trap
22:33:27:01	22:33:37:28	Brin [GM]	you took that with you okay and just imagine a bird’s -eye view of someone looking down on the boat
22:33:30:28	22:33:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a trap
22:33:37:28	22:33:41:22	Brin [GM]	and you see him throw all four of your bodies over into the water.
22:33:41:07	22:33:45:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh Is that a cliffhanger right there
22:33:42:02	22:33:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man This guy is an a-hole
22:33:45:13	22:33:46:16	Brin [GM]	drives off.
22:33:47:01	22:33:53:19	Steve [Nortle]	well yeah but I’m a turtle
22:33:48:22	22:33:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	He’s got a watery sphere thingy
22:33:52:10	22:33:55:20	Brin [GM]	We’ll go a little bit more, yeah? Okay?
22:33:56:27	22:33:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	Um
22:33:56:29	22:33:58:17	Brin [GM]	You all drop into the
22:33:59:21	22:34:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	Does the water wake us up
22:34:02:01	22:34:03:08	Brin [GM]	the water does not wake you up.
22:34:03:12	22:34:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	overall unconscious of the water great
22:34:04:11	22:34:07:19	Brin [GM]	All of you are unconscious. Okay?
22:34:07:08	22:34:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	Are we making death-saving throws? What’s happening?
22:34:09:07	22:34:15:23	Brin [GM]	You’re not making death saving throws. Okay? You hear you hear
22:34:11:09	22:34:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	We can breathe under the body. I knew it! Saluni bless
22:34:15:07	22:34:16:24	Chris [TBD]	this whole time
22:34:17:06	22:34:26:00	Brin [GM]	the most beautiful song you have ever heard in your life
22:34:25:03	22:34:32:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it better than Ladonna’s because those are pretty I feel like Falclaw would be kind of
22:34:27:08	22:34:28:19	Brin [GM]	it is
22:34:28:18	22:34:29:10	Chris [TBD]	a pretty good song
22:34:31:26	22:34:39:12	Brin [GM]	better, it’s not better It is just different Okay? It’s mythical It is
22:34:37:26	22:34:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	Doesn’t have to be better Different is good
22:34:40:25	22:34:46:03	Brin [GM]	stuff you have never heard I forgot something too
22:34:46:03	22:34:54:09	Brin [GM]	shh this is really important okay no just while before TBD was talking to this guy
22:34:47:13	22:34:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	Well then, we all wake up
22:34:54:09	22:35:00:11	Brin [GM]	i have to do something really quick okay this is a retcon okay while he was driving
22:34:57:04	22:34:58:01	Chris [TBD]	retcon here we go
22:35:00:11	22:35:10:27	Brin [GM]	you guys before the sun rested them mountains and shined into the office this is what you heard the ferryman whistling okay let’s see if i can do
22:35:05:13	22:35:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	Hear hear
22:35:10:27	22:35:15:10	Brin [GM]	this is the right notes, okay? Hold on.
22:35:15:10	22:35:33:13	Brin [GM]	That’s going to make a huge noise. Okay?
22:35:33:13	22:35:34:12	Brin [GM]	And he was just
22:35:35:13	22:35:46:19	Brin [GM]	whistling that same tune over and over again, okay, um, and then what transpired, transpired. You’ve been thrown at the water, okay. But that is the tune that you heard him
22:35:46:19	22:35:56:25	Brin [GM]	whistling, okay.? You are all in the water and you hear music singing. We all start to wake up,
22:35:56:27	22:36:06:09	Brin [GM]	okay and it’s strange when you wake up you have a weird it almost looks like there is film over your eyes kind of like a bubble
22:36:06:17	22:36:08:04	Chris [TBD]	yep and our mouths
22:36:15:06	22:36:16:23	Chris [TBD]	TBD’s freaked out right now
22:36:18:09	22:36:20:01	Brin [GM]	very strange feeling
22:36:20:00	22:36:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	wait were you saying the song had the same melody as the whistling did
22:36:27:04	22:36:35:11	Brin [GM]	you are under the water and you are wearing it’s almost like a wetsuit but it’s like
22:36:35:15	22:36:44:12	Brin [GM]	kind of gelatin -like something that’s been stretched over you i’m sorry just wait until
22:36:43:13	22:36:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	Is it is it called the condom of the deep?
22:36:44:12	22:36:49:15	Brin [GM]	you see this item i created the one of the greatest greatest things i’ve ever
22:36:49:15	22:37:00:07	Brin [GM]	created i think in my life no just wait okay let me pull up this character really quick
22:37:00:07	22:37:03:19	Brin [GM]	in front of your eyes you see
22:37:04:29	22:37:16:18	Brin [GM]	this oh where’s the mouse there it is you see this beautiful creature what the hell TBD okay
22:37:08:24	22:37:11:18	Chris [TBD]	gosh he’s hideous Just kidding.
22:37:15:10	22:37:16:18	Chris [TBD]	What’s your name?
22:37:16:18	22:37:24:15	Brin [GM]	you see um merfolk but she doesn’t she’s a little bit different than merfolk she has legs
22:37:25:06	22:37:25:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah.
22:37:25:15	22:37:31:13	Brin [GM]	and um she has kind of horn like on her head a little bet she looks different not
22:37:31:13	22:37:42:25	Brin [GM]	like a regular merfolk okay let me go back to which one is just the regular here we go boom
22:37:34:29	22:37:35:22	Chris [TBD]	Shit with sharp teeth.
22:37:42:25	22:37:52:04	Brin [GM]	okay um you’re all glazed over wearing these weird suits and you can’t really talk to each other
22:37:52:04	22:37:55:07	Brin [GM]	quite yet because you’re still trying to figure out what the heck is going on
22:37:56:20	22:38:08:19	Brin [GM]	and you see before you this chick and she is sitting kind of in a weird shaped throne and it has like, It’s a hexagon shaped bubble kind of around her.
22:38:08:29	22:38:19:03	Brin [GM]	She’s, it’s like kind of recessed back almost like in a cavern And you’re facing the cliff wall So above you is the orchard
22:38:19:03	22:38:29:01	Brin [GM]	You’re really deep underwater But the cliff face just goes down into the water And this cliff face Is covered In hexagon-shaped little caverns
22:38:29:01	22:38:41:00	Brin [GM]	it is covered and it’s like you look down and it almost looks endless It goes down a depth that you can’t measure Okay, and she’s sitting in this one the one that she’s fitting in
22:38:41:00	22:38:48:03	Brin [GM]	it’s fit for like a queen And it’s kind of patterned It almost looks like a beehive But they’re fish
22:38:49:07	22:38:49:22	Brin [GM]	Merfo
22:38:50:25	22:38:52:15	Brin [GM]	Hold on I gotta get my
22:38:53:22	22:38:54:29	Brin [GM]	Frenchy accent on here
22:38:54:10	22:38:55:26	Dave [Xeros]	These murderfulkers
22:38:56:26	22:38:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	croissant
22:38:58:20	22:39:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	baguette.
22:39:00:28	22:39:03:12	Brin [GM]	What is your purpose here?
22:39:04:15	22:39:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	Bibliotheque.
22:39:05:22	22:39:07:13	Brin [GM]	What you get in this water.
22:39:08:29	22:39:09:14	Chris [TBD]	That was good.
22:39:09:21	22:39:11:21	Brin [GM]	Okay, start talking.
22:39:11:28	22:39:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t know what
22:39:15:08	22:39:21:04	Brin [GM]	The sound starts to become clear. So it’s almost…
22:39:23:16	22:39:29:08	Brin [GM]	I’m sorry, I can’t take this item seriously. You are wearing…
22:39:30:09	22:39:40:02	Brin [GM]	You must tell the Dom -Khan fish what you want, and it will allow you to speak.
22:39:36:08	22:39:37:02	Chris [TBD]	You said it.
22:39:41:29	22:39:44:22	Brin [GM]	Tell it when you want. Dom-kan.
22:39:45:09	22:39:46:01	Chris [TBD]	Tom Conn.
22:39:45:14	22:39:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep, yep.
22:39:46:11	22:39:47:29	Brin [GM]	Okay? Let me read this thing to you.
22:39:48:03	22:39:48:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yes please.
22:39:49:21	22:39:51:22	Brin [GM]	It will tell you…
22:39:51:22	22:39:53:06	Steve [Nortle]	chastity glass
22:39:52:22	22:39:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve never been I’ve never been underwater I don’t
22:39:53:12	22:39:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	Chesty class
22:39:56:08	22:39:56:24	Brin [GM]	What?
22:39:57:03	22:39:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve never worn a domcom before?
22:40:01:20	22:40:13:04	Brin [GM]	Hey, this is a strange jelly-like creature. Oh my gosh! They’re the worst!
22:40:03:14	22:40:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:40:04:09	22:40:08:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	definitely out of all this here Definitely not.
22:40:04:20	22:40:15:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, this
22:40:08:28	22:40:10:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:40:13:16	22:40:23:11	Brin [GM]	All right. A strange jelly -like creature with the capacity to stretch a thousand times its size.
22:40:15:28	22:40:20:07	Chris [TBD]	isn’t the weirdest thing TV has ever seen. this is not that bad
22:40:17:01	22:40:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
22:40:22:17	22:40:25:04	Chris [TBD]	oh we got the magnum one it’s awesome
22:40:24:29	22:40:34:16	Brin [GM]	It can completely envelope anything it chooses, forming any shape. Its skin has a phospholipid bilayer control.
22:40:25:03	22:40:26:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:40:33:29	22:40:36:07	Chris [TBD]	so we’re wearing this thing
22:40:36:07	22:40:37:19	Brin [GM]	You’re wearing it.
22:40:36:18	22:40:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a wetsuit
22:40:40:02	22:40:47:00	Brin [GM]	The merfolk woman that you’re talking to has asked these fish to wear you.
22:40:40:03	22:40:41:14	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna name mine
22:40:48:00	22:40:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	I feel violated a little bit
22:40:50:07	22:40:54:01	Chris [TBD]	yeah a little bit but the other way around isn’t as fun
22:40:51:06	22:40:59:24	Brin [GM]	Uh, shh. Its skin has a phospholipid bilayer control allowing it to choose what passes through
22:40:53:09	22:40:55:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sanitary?
22:40:59:24	22:41:07:09	Brin [GM]	it. Similar to plants the dompon fish needs carbon dioxide instead of oxygen so it happily
22:41:08:02	22:41:15:09	Brin [GM]	oh hold on I got also processing sunlight into food through photosynthesis So it’s kind of like a plant but it’s a fish
22:41:10:04	22:41:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	takes our CO2
22:41:12:16	22:41:16:26	Chris [TBD]	it’s a breathing mask awesome
22:41:16:29	22:41:22:04	Brin [GM]	After their discovery by local fishermen they quickly realized that these incredible
22:41:23:19	22:41:34:05	Brin [GM]	allowing them to breathe by the exchange of carbon dioxide for oxygen. When treated right, the DomCon fish will obey requests by its user. For example, when wearing…
22:41:32:24	22:41:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the dom part
22:41:34:19	22:41:44:04	Brin [GM]	You can tell the Domcon you don’t want to get wet and it will keep you dry. The DomConfish is used as a preventative measure and it shrinks with confrontation.
22:41:43:26	22:41:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	there it goes
22:41:45:26	22:41:48:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:41:46:20	22:41:52:21	Chris [TBD]	for protection
22:41:47:18	22:41:58:23	Brin [GM]	It must be put on before a battle if you choose to use it. It’s naturally immune to all
22:41:58:23	22:42:00:07	Brin [GM]	poison in most diseases.
22:42:00:07	22:42:01:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, prevents it all.
22:42:01:03	22:42:02:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yep
22:42:01:15	22:42:07:22	Brin [GM]	Its weakness, being anything extremely sharp or pointy, can be popped with piercing damage.
22:42:02:06	22:42:02:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:42:08:26	22:42:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	see this is the thing
22:42:10:23	22:42:17:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s a hilarious prank, man! We did it to the roadies all the time. You might have some kids out there, man. I don’t know.
22:42:19:10	22:42:20:09	Brin [GM]	[laughter]
22:42:20:09	22:42:21:15	Chris [TBD]	WE GOT YOU, MAN!
22:42:23:03	22:42:24:01	Brin [GM]	sorry, Jessie!
22:42:23:24	22:42:28:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:42:24:04	22:42:24:21	Dave [Xeros]	The Prick
22:42:26:01	22:42:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the prick joke
22:42:28:23	22:42:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	the prick prank
22:42:30:16	22:42:31:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:42:32:16	22:42:37:20	Brin [GM]	Oh, I had so much fun. Just so you know, I did not use ChatGPD for this at all.
22:42:32:22	22:42:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Fish Lady
22:42:32:27	22:42:33:28	Chris [TBD]	Hey, fish lady?
22:42:36:24	22:42:38:15	Chris [TBD]	I’m impressed. Way to go.
22:42:37:00	22:42:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah no i i completely know that you did oh my gosh yep
22:42:40:00	22:42:42:19	Chris [TBD]	This is Brin written all over it.
22:42:40:08	22:42:47:27	Brin [GM]	this was 100 % authenticated by yours truly you’re welcome bitches oh
22:42:44:27	22:42:54:24	Steve [Nortle]	I look I’m gonna lower my head into my shell and then pop it back out just like just
22:42:48:27	22:42:49:11	Chris [TBD]	Fishes.
22:42:53:08	22:43:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	keeps on like yep okay just like yeah and then the extra space on top where your mita is just
22:42:56:00	22:42:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	playing with
22:42:57:02	22:42:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:42:59:23	22:43:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	yeah exactly
22:43:00:07	22:43:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	kind of sitting up yep what happens when we hit like the year 2000 and it’s the dom-com bust
22:43:01:29	22:43:10:29	Brin [GM]	gosh hey so it’s like a divers we’ve really you guys have taken
22:43:03:07	22:43:15:25	Chris [TBD]	It’s the perfect layup.
22:43:03:22	22:43:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what are we talking
22:43:12:09	22:43:13:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:43:16:00	22:43:16:22	Chris [TBD]	What are you talking about?
22:43:16:13	22:43:18:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:43:18:10	22:43:24:28	Brin [GM]	so I’ve categorized this as diverse armor okay so your movement is reduced by 10 because
22:43:24:28	22:43:31:07	Brin [GM]	it takes some time stretch unless your strength is greater than 18 then that
22:43:28:26	22:43:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no diver’s
22:43:31:07	22:43:41:20	Brin [GM]	doesn’t apply to you okay hey and it’s it gets tired these these fish get
22:43:31:29	22:43:32:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh, crap.
22:43:34:24	22:43:35:10	Dave [Xeros]	com
22:43:37:25	22:43:41:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	armor which is a good brand name actually
22:43:38:04	22:43:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	dom com divers armor they don’t like being the dom all
22:43:41:20	22:43:50:16	Brin [GM]	tired after a while from being stretched they like to relax okay yeah so you can I mean this they
22:43:50:16	22:43:57:19	Brin [GM]	you can only wear them for eight hours at a time which is a lot but you know here we go you do have to you do
22:43:56:07	22:43:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	know you who do you think
22:43:57:19	22:44:06:29	Brin [GM]	have to oh it’s just so fun, so great okay So you have these fish wrapped around
22:44:06:29	22:44:18:06	Brin [GM]	You must tell the fish what you want and it will listen to your
22:44:18:06	22:44:24:02	Brin [GM]	quest. No no it’s not like that
22:44:20:15	22:44:21:12	Chris [TBD]	Show me.
22:44:21:27	22:44:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	uh not
22:44:22:16	22:44:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:44:26:27	22:44:34:21	Brin [GM]	Listen! Listen to me I try…I’m like trying so hard to be serious and it’s so hard for me.
22:44:26:29	22:44:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	first thought we’re like strapped underwater
22:44:29:07	22:44:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
22:44:29:07	22:44:30:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
22:44:36:25	22:44:41:14	Brin [GM]	I just need to do pure humor next time, because this is so hard for me to be serious.
22:44:43:03	22:44:45:16	Brin [GM]	You are friends with the ferryman?
22:44:48:07	22:44:49:24	Chris [TBD]	He threw us overboard!
22:44:50:14	22:44:55:08	Dave [Xeros]	he he was like yeah it was like
22:44:52:03	22:44:54:17	Chris [TBD]	He’s got a room full of your friends. It’s freaky.
22:44:56:18	22:45:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	merman folk porn It was just really strange.
22:44:58:02	22:45:09:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh i can probably answer that do i do i know from the pictures that i saw yes
22:44:59:25	22:45:04:01	Brin [GM]	Did they look like me or did they look like other fucks?
22:45:03:24	22:45:05:15	Chris [TBD]	Other merfolk, other merfolks.
22:45:05:09	22:45:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	How did you get into
22:45:06:09	22:45:13:14	Brin [GM]	You were on his boat what did you see?
22:45:12:05	22:45:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	Briefly, he had something that looked like this. I pull out the scale.
22:45:12:20	22:45:21:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he had a lot of pictures of merfolk like huge number of them
22:45:22:03	22:45:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	your pocket?
22:45:23:10	22:45:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	I took all of them and put them in my pocket. I have 12.
22:45:24:28	22:45:27:23	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m wondering how you get in to your pocket.
22:45:28:02	22:45:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the DomCom.
22:45:28:29	22:45:30:27	Chris [TBD]	You just pull your arm through it?
22:45:31:28	22:45:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
22:45:32:22	22:45:35:24	Steve [Nortle]	So there’s just like this arm that’s just like…
22:45:34:19	22:45:35:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a turtle shell
22:45:35:10	22:45:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’ll show you exactly how I did it. I pulled like this and it snapped out and then reached down.
22:45:39:15	22:45:41:21	Chris [TBD]	and snapped out and popped in
22:45:41:21	22:45:45:03	Brin [GM]	who tells this downcom what do you want in me too for
22:45:45:05	22:45:52:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, DomCom, can you get in my pants for me real quick and pull out one of those scales.
22:45:54:17	22:46:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey, stay away from there! Go to the right! Nope! Yep! Don’t you touch any gold in there!
22:45:57:29	22:46:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh Salune forgive us
22:46:02:14	22:46:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	Excuse me um I didn’t catch your name I’m Nortle by the way
22:46:07:04	22:46:10:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re really bad at asking names.
22:46:10:18	22:46:20:20	Brin [GM]	It’s okay um I am sorry as a seferi man treat you like this uh my name is Cicely, i am queen of Zdemirgon
22:46:17:29	22:46:18:24	Chris [TBD]	Sicily.
22:46:23:27	22:46:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	How do you spell that? S-I-S-S
22:46:26:22	22:46:35:29	Brin [GM]	um i tried to be unique with that and i probably shouldn’t have so let’s just revert back to the good spelling which is s-i-c-i l-y
22:46:35:29	22:46:41:27	Brin [GM]	I tried to do like this, her nickname is SISS, like s-i-s-s.
22:46:41:27	22:46:44:08	Chris [TBD]	It’s not sick? That would be awesome.
22:46:43:20	22:46:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it is pretty sick
22:46:43:23	22:46:47:17	Brin [GM]	Yeah, sickly, sickily.
22:46:45:15	22:46:46:28	Chris [TBD]	This is so sick.
22:46:47:14	22:46:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	What happens when you throw up inside of the domcom?
22:46:51:12	22:46:59:29	Brin [GM]	Remember, this is phospholipid bilayer. It will let it go out if not from it. Okay?
22:46:51:29	22:46:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know.
22:46:54:19	22:46:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so it expels it
22:47:00:14	22:47:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Why would I? My indigestion and everything is gone. I’m good now.
22:47:03:15	22:47:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I was just wondering. Your cloaca is good to go?
22:47:03:20	22:47:11:25	Brin [GM]	You don’t have to worry about the bodily fluids. it. It will absorb what it wants and expel what it
22:47:08:09	22:47:09:05	Chris [TBD]	Why?
22:47:08:18	22:47:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	Sweet!
22:47:14:16	22:47:15:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What if
22:47:15:01	22:47:24:22	Brin [GM]	to me, listen the fairy man is very bad you’re not right on his boat he’s killing my people or I suspect that he is
22:47:27:01	22:47:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	Did the pictures have like… Were they on like The Rack or anything?
22:47:30:15	22:47:41:16	Brin [GM]	she doesn’t look good, she looks really sick by the way okay, she has like really dark circles under her eyes and she doesn’nt
22:47:33:18	22:47:37:02	Chris [TBD]	Oh, definitely couldn’t tell.
22:47:38:07	22:47:39:28	Dave [Xeros]	She just looks like she’s been at a concert.
22:47:41:09	22:47:42:05	Chris [TBD]	One of ours?
22:47:41:16	22:47:47:05	Brin [GM]	look good and she isn’t standing up from her throne she’s still like sitting like she’s really weak okay
22:47:48:15	22:47:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	is there something that we might be able to help you with since you were so kind to give us
22:47:53:29	22:47:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. We’ll do it out of the goodness of our hearts.
22:47:54:01	22:47:55:05	Chris [TBD]	Save our lives?
22:47:56:29	22:48:06:29	Brin [GM]	so glad that you asked this um I do need help I have a connection to the orchard above and she turns
22:48:05:07	22:48:05:29	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
22:48:06:29	22:48:18:19	Brin [GM]	and you guys see it’s really cool there’s like a crazy it looks like a really thick vine almost but it’s five different colors kind of intertwined
22:48:18:19	22:48:22:03	Brin [GM]	and it’s tapped in right here on the back of her neck.
22:48:22:04	22:48:28:09	Chris [TBD]	What like a… Or like the blue people.
22:48:22:16	22:48:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the Matrix.
22:48:24:02	22:48:35:28	Brin [GM]	Kind of. It’s like a tether but it’s connected to her, okay? Oh, like Avatar! Yeah. It’s not connected to my ass, okay?!
22:48:29:10	22:48:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	The Bloopy? Avatar. Yeah.
22:48:29:28	22:48:30:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, but
22:48:29:29	22:48:30:21	Chris [TBD]	Avatar.
22:48:36:19	22:48:40:16	Brin [GM]	It’s connected to my neck. Just saying.
22:48:36:20	22:48:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s gross.
22:48:41:03	22:48:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	Write that down
22:48:41:06	22:48:44:01	Steve [Nortle]	I wasn’t thinking anything of it.
22:48:43:25	22:48:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that
22:48:43:25	22:48:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s fine. I literally wasn’t looking at your neck i was looking at you never mind nothing your face your eyes you’re pretty but
22:48:44:19	22:48:48:22	Chris [TBD]	I’ve literally got a jellyfish around me. I’ll believe anything you tell me.
22:48:55:19	22:48:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	you know you need to get over your hangover
22:48:58:00	22:49:01:13	Chris [TBD]	So does The Health of the Orchard
22:49:01:29	22:49:02:21	Brin [GM]	feeling good.
22:49:03:09	22:49:05:28	Chris [TBD]	is that a condition of what the orchard
22:49:06:16	22:49:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	are you poisoned uh the
22:49:07:20	22:49:13:19	Brin [GM]	Yes, in a way I suppose, but I cannot send my people up anymore because of the mist.
22:49:14:17	22:49:15:29	Chris [TBD]	yeah. You’ve heard of Asterion
22:49:17:21	22:49:21:18	Brin [GM]	And also my people are being killed. I have to be careful.
22:49:22:22	22:49:28:15	Brin [GM]	Okay? And you look down and you see this egg like drop, okay?
22:49:29:15	22:49:40:10	Brin [GM]	But you don’t see it if just drops down into almost at the base of her throne and another like mergon comes over and grabs the egg and takes it
22:49:40:10	22:49:42:01	Brin [GM]	and puts it in an empty cavern
22:49:41:23	22:49:44:09	Chris [TBD]	Okay. He’s just got freaky.
22:49:44:03	22:49:51:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s a little weird um just like it’s like ants and bees and
22:49:46:03	22:49:47:12	Brin [GM]	is so weird?
22:49:48:11	22:49:49:04	Chris [TBD]	Nothing!
22:49:49:11	22:49:52:04	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t see any problem with what just happened.
22:49:51:22	22:49:52:21	Chris [TBD]	Nothing’s wrong.
22:49:54:11	22:50:02:09	Brin [GM]	are here for your benefits we keep all of Koya’s clean do you know this no one knows the mergon
22:50:01:26	22:50:03:14	Chris [TBD]	So you’re like catfish.
22:50:04:25	22:50:07:18	Brin [GM]	essentially we are beautiful bottom feet
22:50:08:22	22:50:09:11	Brin [GM]	basically
22:50:09:12	22:50:10:08	Chris [TBD]	Tastes delicious.
22:50:09:28	22:50:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	can I
22:50:12:15	22:50:13:01	Chris [TBD]	What?
22:50:13:27	22:50:14:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
22:50:14:06	22:50:15:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
22:50:14:17	22:50:21:10	Chris [TBD]	Do you know who Chomama is? She cooks some mighty good seafood.
22:50:19:13	22:50:23:13	Brin [GM]	Ah, Cho has been around for long time.
22:50:25:08	22:50:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	long time I’m going to cast Lessa Restoration and just try to like help her with their condition if she’s poisoned
22:50:35:21	22:50:39:01	Brin [GM]	When you cast this on her it sadly does not do anything.
22:50:39:22	22:50:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	pretty beat up
22:50:40:22	22:50:46:13	Chris [TBD]	it’s the condition of The Orchard. There’s a connection
22:50:43:03	22:50:54:11	Brin [GM]	Yes, if you could I understand it is a lot for me to ask yourself of you but
22:50:46:12	22:50:49:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, do you need us to go fix the orchard?
22:50:54:11	22:50:59:29	Brin [GM]	If you could help. In exchange for me saving you from death.
22:51:01:26	22:51:05:06	Chris [TBD]	turning vibrators off, so I think we can do this
22:51:05:14	22:51:07:08	Brin [GM]	I would say that’s true.
22:51:05:27	22:51:06:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
22:51:08:21	22:51:10:25	Steve [Nortle]	Do you happen to know,
22:51:10:14	22:51:11:21	Chris [TBD]	Turning the vibe off
22:51:12:20	22:51:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	Cicely? Do you happen to know if
22:51:16:23	22:51:18:12	Steve [Nortle]	Astaroth is around here?
22:51:19:08	22:51:20:29	Brin [GM]	You have met Asteroth?
22:51:20:19	22:51:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	I really want to kill her.
22:51:23:09	22:51:25:06	Dave [Xeros]	I saw her
22:51:26:06	22:51:26:13	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
22:51:26:15	22:51:32:21	Brin [GM]	She is the reason that I am what I am, or at least I seem to be a part of my life. But my memory is fading.
22:51:33:12	22:51:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	You were not originally the Queen of Mermagans?
22:51:36:09	22:51:38:09	Chris [TBD]	the mist can come into the water
22:51:38:22	22:51:47:24	Brin [GM]	Listen, my memory has been taken. I think that I had a long time in past life but I can’t remember
22:51:47:24	22:51:54:07	Brin [GM]	I only remember waking up as Queen of the Morgon and I only had one purpose
22:51:55:14	22:51:58:24	Brin [GM]	all I do is sit here in this throne and lay eggs
22:51:59:26	22:52:01:05	Brin [GM]	cleansers, clean water
22:52:03:15	22:52:08:16	Brin [GM]	not all of the eggs are cleansers though it’s strange
22:52:09:29	22:52:16:10	Brin [GM]	half of my eggs sleep and the other half awaken and clean. I don’t know what the sleeping ones are for.
22:52:17:14	22:52:18:25	Chris [TBD]	They haven’t hatched
22:52:18:28	22:52:26:16	Brin [GM]	They have not hatched. They sit in these caverns you see behind you. You have to understand that I’ve been doing this for hundreds of years.
22:52:28:05	22:52:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	is hundreds of years
22:52:31:07	22:52:41:08	Brin [GM]	Yes, she is not human you see She might look human but when she has replaced most of her body with machinery
22:52:36:22	22:52:42:24	Chris [TBD]	Ah, the parts
22:52:42:18	22:52:46:10	Brin [GM]	you understand She wears gloves yes? You see her
22:52:43:11	22:52:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	leather
22:52:46:18	22:52:47:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah.
22:52:47:19	22:52:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	so I need to punch it off her face
22:52:48:12	22:52:49:07	Brin [GM]	And a mask
22:52:53:25	22:52:55:26	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah. Rock howl.
22:52:56:28	22:52:59:01	Brin [GM]	not she only wears the mask because
22:53:00:28	22:53:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh well this guy, you wouldn’t believe what he ejects out of his body He’s walking
22:53:08:09	22:53:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	Lots of germs
22:53:09:00	22:53:10:29	Brin [GM]	dumb conscious fish will fix for you
22:53:10:24	22:53:16:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’ve noticed that it’s very helpful. I’m really grateful to stay inside the suit.
22:53:15:05	22:53:18:12	Brin [GM]	and there’s like three cleaners coming over
22:53:21:14	22:53:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	with their nose as plugged
22:53:23:12	22:53:34:27	Brin [GM]	And these things, they’re really cool looking They have a scale veil It comes down, it starts at the top of their heads and it comes down As they swim through the water
22:53:34:27	22:53:46:04	Brin [GM]	The water passes through the veil and it cleans it So basically it’s just like This is really cool That’s how they clean the water They just swim and they’re kind of drone-like in its pattern after
22:53:38:25	22:53:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	awesome
22:53:46:04	22:53:50:19	Brin [GM]	like a beehive so it’s the same concept
22:53:46:27	22:53:48:02	Chris [TBD]	Worker bees? Yeah.
22:53:52:19	22:53:58:18	Steve [Nortle]	can you tell me about Astarath so that I can basically just punch her heart through her body.
22:54:02:15	22:54:04:29	Brin [GM]	she’s hurt a lot of people including me
22:54:05:21	22:54:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	sorry about that but you’re not my sister probably. Dad had a certain taste
22:54:06:18	22:54:07:27	Brin [GM]	I understand
22:54:08:07	22:54:09:15	Dave [Xeros]	There’s that
22:54:09:15	22:54:10:05	Brin [GM]	listen
22:54:12:00	22:54:14:04	Brin [GM]	you have to understand that
22:54:18:10	22:54:24:28	Brin [GM]	my memory is not good especially since I think that Astroth is doing this to me
22:54:26:13	22:54:27:18	Chris [TBD]	We just dealt with the whole
22:54:27:21	22:54:29:16	Brin [GM]	but I will say
22:54:28:20	22:54:30:00	Chris [TBD]	place that I forgot.
22:54:30:20	22:54:41:10	Brin [GM]	I will share secrets with you, if you show to me that you can be trusted and help me with the orchard.
22:54:30:24	22:54:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You were sleeping?
22:54:33:12	22:54:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	Castle Leary
22:54:34:17	22:54:35:12	Chris [TBD]	There it is.
22:54:41:05	22:54:45:18	Steve [Nortle]	these two have trust problems the Goliath and I
22:54:43:18	22:54:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	I am the most
22:54:45:25	22:54:47:04	Brin [GM]	You have trust problems!
22:54:46:19	22:54:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	no, we are very trustworthy. We are both servants of Salune and Idios
22:54:54:28	22:54:57:17	Chris [TBD]	that’s the mist it’s making him forget a little bit
22:54:56:25	22:54:58:27	Brin [GM]	You worship Zisir Lunei?
22:54:59:09	22:54:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	yes
22:55:04:14	22:55:10:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s right she’s a demigoddess of freshwater stuff
22:55:09:07	22:55:15:10	Brin [GM]	all things pure. She taught me everything that I know.
22:55:15:15	22:55:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but Padona is freshwater
22:55:18:27	22:55:23:08	Brin [GM]	people know about her because she likes to keep low profile.
22:55:20:15	22:55:31:09	Dave [Xeros]	so when we see her we shouldn’t say like Padona be or anything like that keep us straight
22:55:26:12	22:55:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re like
22:55:30:09	22:55:32:25	Brin [GM]	probably, if it is
22:55:34:27	22:55:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	she’s not going to like you I really need to punch Astaroth right in the kidneys
22:55:37:26	22:55:42:08	Chris [TBD]	he needs to kill
22:55:39:09	22:55:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	angry right now
22:55:41:15	22:55:42:12	Dave [Xeros]	I said
22:55:44:26	22:55:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right in the ovaries
22:55:51:04	22:55:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	Overy punts!
22:55:54:15	22:55:54:28	Brin [GM]	right now
22:55:56:15	22:55:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have any idea where she might be?
22:56:02:24	22:56:14:16	Brin [GM]	do my cleanses tell me that there are other spots in koreas that are starting to see problems with the mist. There are other sources of the mist
22:56:17:04	22:56:23:24	Steve [Nortle]	She uses this mist. Does she travel through it? Does she exude It? Is one of her orifices
22:56:25:09	22:56:32:16	Brin [GM]	that you have those are the scares of my people she is skinning them alive killing them doing
22:56:32:16	22:56:40:02	Brin [GM]	all sorts of things they’re extremely tough we it
22:56:33:10	22:56:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	set on fire
22:56:40:02	22:56:45:09	Brin [GM]	is the combination of dragon and merfolk scale
22:56:47:24	22:56:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	so she’s like killing skinning dragons and skilling merfolk and then combining them together
22:56:53:22	22:56:58:12	Brin [GM]	she’s using the scales as her fuel because it burns
22:56:58:12	22:57:07:29	Brin [GM]	for so long and that’s exactly what you said before um it’s
22:57:00:17	22:57:03:04	Chris [TBD]	They’re just like coal, but just really good coals.
22:57:01:04	22:57:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	okay got it
22:57:12:02	22:57:14:02	Chris [TBD]	The orchard is right above us, he said?
22:57:15:01	22:57:21:14	Brin [GM]	top of this cliff you have some climbing to do oh they’re dumb
22:57:20:12	22:57:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	can the domcoms help us with the climbing part
22:57:23:22	22:57:27:13	Brin [GM]	not so much they can limit movement i would take the stairs
22:57:27:28	22:57:28:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, there’s stairs.
22:57:29:00	22:57:40:25	Brin [GM]	yep it’s easy you just must swim this way there’s there’s stairs that are carved into so that obviously Castle Leary can hike up and get all the stuff you need.
22:57:32:09	22:57:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	insanity
22:57:33:00	22:57:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Underwater stairs.
22:57:36:17	22:57:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	How many stairs are there?
22:57:41:19	22:57:42:02	Brin [GM]	Huh?
22:57:42:12	22:57:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	How many upstairs are they?
22:57:43:10	22:57:45:12	Brin [GM]	Uh, slow quake…
22:57:46:23	22:57:50:01	Chris [TBD]	Any weakness that you know of with the stereo…
22:57:50:01	22:57:58:29	Chris [TBD]	stare at what’s her name astara yeah
22:57:51:20	22:57:54:11	Brin [GM]	With what? Astaroth
22:57:53:29	22:57:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	I asked to run.
22:57:56:04	22:58:02:20	Brin [GM]	So she cannot stand fingerprints or germs She’s misophobia
22:58:08:15	22:58:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so we need to…
22:58:09:16	22:58:12:09	Brin [GM]	That’s all I know I can’t remember I’m sorry
22:58:12:15	22:58:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, how can we prove our trust to you?
22:58:16:08	22:58:24:23	Brin [GM]	If you help fix whatever is happening in The Orchard I will tell you more things.
22:58:26:18	22:58:29:06	Brin [GM]	If you call for a dumb con, they will come for you.
22:58:30:27	22:58:32:20	Brin [GM]	You can come visit any time.
22:58:31:22	22:58:38:22	Chris [TBD]	how old you said you’ve been around for
22:58:32:08	22:58:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	On demand.
22:58:36:03	22:58:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	Unlimited DomCom fish.
22:58:36:20	22:58:38:16	Steve [Nortle]	Ready supply
22:58:38:22	22:58:45:23	Chris [TBD]	hundreds of years did you ever run into
22:58:39:29	22:58:42:29	Brin [GM]	I’m very old. My people we have filtering.
22:58:45:23	22:58:55:05	Chris [TBD]	jacques bjorn before the sea explorer was he like your
22:58:49:01	22:58:52:18	Brin [GM]	Oh, I’ve heard of him but we are supposed to keep secrets.
22:58:54:25	22:58:59:28	Brin [GM]	No, not him. Not him. Us. My people I keep secret
22:58:55:05	22:59:02:11	Chris [TBD]	boyfriend or something what kind of secret wait oh i see
22:59:02:11	22:59:13:24	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah okay yep oh yeah
22:59:02:14	22:59:12:27	Brin [GM]	you see this yes exactly and if someone sees us we sing the song of siren to make them forget
22:59:04:07	22:59:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you gotta come to them if they don’t come to you.
22:59:13:24	22:59:15:06	Chris [TBD]	that’s right what was the
22:59:14:11	22:59:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Are we gonna forget when we get on the stairs or are we gonna wait till we come back and then you’re gonna make us
22:59:18:22	22:59:20:19	Chris [TBD]	TVD is going to pull out his guitar
22:59:19:15	22:59:30:02	Brin [GM]	I will let you remember because there is a trade with the song or siren if we sing this we have to exchange in memory in order to take those
22:59:30:02	22:59:40:08	Brin [GM]	you understand it is a trait so we lose We use it as little as possible so that we do not forget who we are.
22:59:34:14	22:59:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	not like the forget me now pill yeah
22:59:40:24	22:59:51:09	Brin [GM]	You see? Like the bee that stings, if it chooses to sting, it dies. If we choose to sing we lose a piece of ourselves.
22:59:42:23	22:59:47:28	Chris [TBD]	um is that how she
22:59:51:04	22:59:56:24	Chris [TBD]	is that how she’s making the black mist maybe using that kind of stuff
22:59:55:27	23:00:05:14	Brin [GM]	You must understand our scales they are full of pollution The only way that we can cleanse ourselves is in the hex We must climb into the hex pod
23:00:04:24	23:00:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	go and they built everything it goes into this scale to clean themselves
23:00:08:04	23:00:13:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah but she Asteroth is using the scale black mist
23:00:13:29	23:00:21:29	Brin [GM]	No, no, no listen the scales when you burn them all of the pollution that is stored in the scale gets burned off into
23:00:14:19	23:00:17:06	Chris [TBD]	make people okay that’s right
23:00:21:29	23:00:28:22	Brin [GM]	the air hundreds of years of pollution is going to the air all at once you see this
23:00:28:13	23:00:30:27	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah
23:00:28:24	23:00:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	if you burned captain planet yeah
23:00:36:07	23:00:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought she was like a germaphobe. Why is she burning and releasing all this pollution from the air?
23:00:40:13	23:00:42:24	Chris [TBD]	fire is the most cleansing thing out there
23:00:44:06	23:00:46:20	Brin [GM]	does not care because they’re not affected with her mask
23:00:48:11	23:00:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a good question
23:00:49:12	23:00:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	Ashtaroth needs a lot of punching
23:00:52:22	23:00:55:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sounds like she’s trying to cleanse the earth.
23:00:53:00	23:00:59:15	Brin [GM]	she doesn’t have to maintain it for a long time and she can go from place to place
23:00:56:18	23:00:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	Like, killing it?
23:00:59:24	23:01:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, creatures have a bunch of germs so if she’s getting rid of the germs…
23:01:02:20	23:01:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is she making money from this?
23:01:06:15	23:01:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	Or is she just an evil person?
23:01:10:19	23:01:13:29	Brin [GM]	listen to me, someone roll
23:01:11:13	23:01:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	Fine.
23:01:11:20	23:01:16:24	Chris [TBD]	wait wait wait before we leave
23:01:17:26	23:01:18:12	Steve [Nortle]	Seventeen
23:01:19:14	23:01:24:21	Chris [TBD]	TBD’s going to oh nice
23:01:22:01	23:01:24:07	Brin [GM]	I will share one secret of you
23:01:27:14	23:01:33:25	Brin [GM]	she is making clones do you understand? she’s trying to find perfect clone
23:01:36:19	23:01:38:13	Chris [TBD]	she almost had one with me
23:01:40:21	23:01:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I mean… The flesh golem that had my torso…
23:01:44:14	23:01:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sort of
23:01:46:03	23:01:47:02	Chris [TBD]	oh nice
23:01:48:23	23:01:49:25	Steve [Nortle]	there, Eros
23:01:49:24	23:01:56:14	Chris [TBD]	hey I’m gonna pull out my guitar and I’m going to start plucking that tune that the
23:01:58:11	23:02:05:14	Chris [TBD]	ferryman was whistling. Just as a musician, I picked out the tune and you can have me roll for that one but
23:02:07:03	23:02:08:01	Chris [TBD]	curious if
23:02:10:18	23:02:15:17	Chris [TBD]	she recognizes it or I’m going to ask her. The ferryman was whistling this and it was unique
23:02:17:28	23:02:23:19	Chris [TBD]	Come on Once again, it’s only 4-4
23:02:23:24	23:02:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:02:25:15	23:02:33:14	Chris [TBD]	It’s out of tune. I’m underwater It doesn’t sound very good. I got a six, five, got a five.
23:02:29:18	23:02:34:11	Brin [GM]	I’m sorry, this instrument does not work well in the water.
23:02:33:19	23:02:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	TBD did it sound something like this though
23:02:35:29	23:02:38:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s the yeah. Oh, that is much better.
23:02:38:06	23:02:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	that would be a eight plus 12 oh no yeah i was just saying oh no it sounds like this and i
23:02:41:11	23:02:43:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I thought you rolled down. Dang it.
23:02:42:29	23:02:44:21	Brin [GM]	Wait, you’re doing the same thing?
23:02:48:15	23:02:49:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re jamming
23:02:48:29	23:02:55:03	Steve [Nortle]	Dirty time I’m not really in the mood for Maracas
23:02:50:17	23:02:51:25	Chris [TBD]	Try those maracas out.
23:02:53:04	23:02:53:21	Brin [GM]	Oh!
23:02:55:07	23:02:57:10	Brin [GM]	The ferryman was whistling this?
23:02:58:01	23:02:59:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah some too. I don’t know if that.
23:02:58:26	23:03:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	it just like like over on the strings and then the strings are vibrating
23:03:03:19	23:03:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	in the water and it just like carries out why does
23:03:08:14	23:03:09:01	Brin [GM]	Listen…
23:03:10:20	23:03:12:00	Brin [GM]	That is my song.
23:03:13:24	23:03:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	why does he know it then who’d you sing
23:03:16:24	23:03:19:03	Brin [GM]	I’ve only sung that song to one person.
23:03:26:27	23:03:28:01	Brin [GM]	I’m too sick.
23:03:28:29	23:03:34:27	Chris [TBD]	we will save her here. lover later. Yeah, let’s go.
23:03:32:10	23:03:34:02	Brin [GM]	You need to go to the orchard now.
23:03:34:10	23:03:42:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	before we go really quick do you know the name Adro E-Aidro does that sound like
23:03:41:29	23:03:49:27	Brin [GM]	he is my god he is the god of this seas in coias
23:03:50:26	23:03:53:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know all the gods
23:03:53:11	23:04:00:20	Dave [Xeros]	sorry what was what was his name again i stay away from the sea yadro adro
23:03:56:04	23:03:58:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	E-A-D-R-O
23:03:56:07	23:03:56:26	Chris [TBD]	Adro
23:03:56:09	23:03:57:04	Brin [GM]	only
23:03:58:19	23:03:59:19	Chris [TBD]	Adro?
23:04:00:01	23:04:01:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A-drow
23:04:00:20	23:04:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	vote for aedro yes
23:04:01:02	23:04:03:21	Brin [GM]	he only cares
23:04:01:26	23:04:02:15	Chris [TBD]	Idra
23:04:06:26	23:04:14:20	Chris [TBD]	I’m looking for that one too many of these I don’t want to be lucky
23:04:08:12	23:04:09:09	Brin [GM]	I have to give you a token
23:04:08:28	23:04:09:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:04:11:04	23:04:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	getting rich
23:04:11:26	23:04:13:28	Brin [GM]	oh gosh
23:04:14:20	23:04:25:07	Chris [TBD]	the majority were bad yeah
23:04:15:22	23:04:21:14	Brin [GM]	it’s crazy because these cards i did 50-50 and you guys, I mean how many bats did you get?
23:04:21:25	23:04:22:21	Steve [Nortle]	one good
23:04:29:00	23:04:30:08	Brin [GM]	No fortune for you?
23:04:32:00	23:04:35:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s a bitch
23:04:36:16	23:04:43:23	Brin [GM]	Aedro he only cares for Zimmerfolk that’s all does not interfere with other thoughts
23:04:43:23	23:04:49:23	Brin [GM]	but he has infatuation with Fredona so watch out for that
23:04:50:09	23:04:59:21	Brin [GM]	You’re not sitting. He cares nothing for the Morgon, we are a product of his punishments
23:04:59:21	23:05:02:28	Brin [GM]	The beautiful bottom fields you see?
23:05:00:02	23:05:00:21	Chris [TBD]	Punishment
23:05:04:19	23:05:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	so padona is that the daughter of salune or sister little sister
23:05:07:12	23:05:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I read all this at the point
23:05:09:10	23:05:21:02	Brin [GM]	Little sister she keeps very quiet You have to be careful with her She only…only the purest works with her
23:05:12:14	23:05:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	Like Shaw
23:05:21:02	23:05:22:00	Brin [GM]	Do you understand?
23:05:22:26	23:05:24:07	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go kick some ass.
23:05:25:29	23:05:27:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	purest arts
23:05:27:09	23:05:36:04	Brin [GM]	Oh it’s okay Perdona is not here You can say us the DomCon will filter they act as their filter
23:05:31:01	23:05:31:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shucks
23:05:33:08	23:05:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	Golly gee Let’s go find Padona
23:05:33:22	23:05:36:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just
23:05:36:04	23:05:41:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it just comes out as TV the same. My fine lady we shall come banquish that quest.
23:05:38:24	23:05:39:22	Brin [GM]	the word for you
23:05:40:05	23:05:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	So the dom-com will actually like Change our Our bad words
23:05:46:25	23:05:47:06	Brin [GM]	filter
23:05:49:12	23:05:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	say it can filter lies
23:05:50:02	23:05:50:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
23:05:50:22	23:05:51:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh
23:05:51:09	23:05:52:25	Brin [GM]	it can fertilize for you
23:05:53:05	23:05:55:00	Chris [TBD]	don’t tell them that
23:05:54:29	23:06:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	Pull out my lying liar
23:05:55:08	23:05:59:13	Brin [GM]	feel the heartbeat you see and it can fertilize
23:06:02:03	23:06:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	I just start to play it You guys all have to make a
23:06:02:22	23:06:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now
23:06:03:09	23:06:04:15	Chris [TBD]	you have that
23:06:12:23	23:06:14:16	Dave [Xeros]	A check
23:06:14:00	23:06:15:24	Chris [TBD]	Now now now we changed it
23:06:15:19	23:06:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	No you still have to Make a check
23:06:17:24	23:06:19:01	Chris [TBD]	doesn’t affect everyone
23:06:19:06	23:06:25:05	Dave [Xeros]	It does if you don’t get the check and it’s a 17
23:06:20:10	23:06:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	I nerfed
23:06:22:15	23:06:29:19	Chris [TBD]	it was only directed towards It doesn’t change
23:06:26:21	23:06:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	now on the yeah, no it does because it’s my DC
23:06:29:09	23:06:31:07	Brin [GM]	remind me remind me what this does again
23:06:30:24	23:06:31:12	Chris [TBD]	my
23:06:35:05	23:06:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	it and it’s still powerful
23:06:35:14	23:06:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s still my DC You have to lie Yep, you have to
23:06:36:05	23:06:39:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like can only like tell
23:06:41:06	23:06:42:12	Chris [TBD]	You can only lie.
23:06:41:13	23:06:47:09	Brin [GM]	oh right your lie you have to why are you sure you want to do this with
23:06:44:05	23:06:44:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to lie
23:06:45:24	23:06:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to see what happens because you said that the DomCom will filter it The DC save is a 17
23:07:01:03	23:07:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	oh crap we will see how well domcons work when you shrink
23:07:06:00	23:07:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh crap!
23:07:11:01	23:07:14:24	Chris [TBD]	And it’s not stretched out anymore, so it’s getting its rest.
23:07:11:16	23:07:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	Norto was in the pool
23:07:13:28	23:07:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	I was in the pool
23:07:17:18	23:07:18:13	Chris [TBD]	It was that pool!
23:07:18:21	23:07:19:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:07:21:17	23:07:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:07:22:25	23:07:24:03	Chris [TBD]	He said it’s a wisdom?
23:07:24:10	23:07:24:27	Dave [Xeros]	yep
23:07:25:00	23:07:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s turning into
23:07:28:29	23:07:35:07	Brin [GM]	am turning into Cho - no way! NO WAY!!! Okay so you have to
23:07:29:22	23:07:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so, yeah
23:07:33:02	23:07:35:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:07:33:12	23:07:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
23:07:35:07	23:07:41:24	Brin [GM]	understand that the DomCon can only stretch it cannot…it can’t shrink
23:07:38:16	23:07:39:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:07:41:09	23:07:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	retract
23:07:42:07	23:07:45:18	Chris [TBD]	Okay. So I’m just stuck in this jellyfish now.
23:07:45:13	23:07:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	Just swimming the whole time.
23:07:46:28	23:07:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s huge
23:07:47:07	23:07:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	you look like a G.I. Joe guy
23:07:49:03	23:07:51:08	Chris [TBD]	It’s just like, and turning upside down slowly.
23:07:53:00	23:07:59:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh! Alright we gotta go! I don’t think that would lie.
23:07:53:15	23:07:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	uh
23:07:56:04	23:07:56:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:07:56:23	23:07:57:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:07:57:24	23:08:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t think that was a lie we gotta say right here
23:08:00:20	23:08:05:16	Chris [TBD]	Well I really want to stay in it. We gotta stay right here. We gotta stand right here!
23:08:03:13	23:08:07:29	Brin [GM]	a 13 Cicely did is it apply
23:08:03:24	23:08:12:25	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, you can give her greater wisdom benefit if you want.
23:08:06:28	23:08:07:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 13 too
23:08:12:03	23:08:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	want the dom-com says what to us
23:08:23:29	23:08:27:29	Brin [GM]	you will be able to defeat whatever is waiting for you.
23:08:27:29	23:08:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah see
23:08:31:10	23:08:31:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I
23:08:31:18	23:08:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	I understand perfectly.
23:08:35:29	23:08:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know a lot about Saluni’s little sister Pedro
23:08:41:15	23:08:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah no um
23:08:41:22	23:08:43:00	Chris [TBD]	Yeah no uh
23:08:42:07	23:08:43:19	Brin [GM]	it’s perdona
23:08:43:10	23:08:48:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Perdona that she mentioned I know basically everything about her and the
23:08:46:19	23:08:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	everything
23:08:49:20	23:08:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Aedron
23:08:50:02	23:08:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah vote for Adria yeah
23:08:54:29	23:08:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	This is great.
23:08:55:02	23:08:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what comes through is this a lie
23:08:57:04	23:08:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, what comes through? Yeah.
23:08:59:14	23:09:06:25	Brin [GM]	I did not take this class I failed this class I did no study I regret this
23:09:05:25	23:09:09:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the water gods are a waste of time uh
23:09:07:19	23:09:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
23:09:07:29	23:09:10:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:09:07:29	23:09:10:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:09:08:18	23:09:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
23:09:10:21	23:09:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
23:09:12:23	23:09:14:26	Brin [GM]	she does not have a dumb phone
23:09:14:24	23:09:16:27	Chris [TBD]	I mean, he’s a bird. It makes sense.
23:09:15:29	23:09:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but the DomCom… We’re listening to her through the DomFed. Okay, so I’m just saying like is our DomCom filtering the truth coming in or is it filtering and going out?
23:09:18:22	23:09:20:08	Brin [GM]	the truth
23:09:27:28	23:09:39:24	Brin [GM]	words but it can block the sound waves so you would hear if you asked it to block out lies, you would hear nothing while he’s talking. Does that make sense? It can’t alter sounds
23:09:36:18	23:09:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yep.
23:09:39:24	23:09:41:24	Brin [GM]	it can only block what comes in
23:09:40:01	23:09:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay.
23:09:41:18	23:09:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	I know they’re all lying so I just want to hear it anyway.
23:09:45:04	23:09:56:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would like to tell the tom-com that I would like to go to the surface so that we can uh go to the orchard that’s yeah it is
23:09:51:24	23:09:58:18	Steve [Nortle]	but he didn’t say it out loud
23:09:53:05	23:09:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	Is that The Truth?
23:09:58:12	23:10:00:14	Chris [TBD]	I want to stay here forever.
23:10:03:07	23:10:06:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, thank you. I wanna… I wanna stay here for fire! Okay.
23:10:03:09	23:10:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	I will
23:10:06:22	23:10:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m really not excited about this, but This will be great To the stairs everyone? Are we going to the stairs? Is that where we’re headed?
23:10:15:07	23:10:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	happily follow you. Yeah, but I only shrink like 10% or something.
23:10:16:17	23:10:18:08	Chris [TBD]	Wait, you’re shrunk too Right?
23:10:18:01	23:10:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
23:10:18:01	23:10:19:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:10:20:27	23:10:21:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah
23:10:22:09	23:10:24:19	Brin [GM]	TBD is slowly starting to be digested
23:10:25:02	23:10:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Hey, gotta get out of this dom-com Get me out of the dom-comp
23:10:27:26	23:10:29:16	Chris [TBD]	Sticky That’s hot
23:10:30:08	23:10:31:13	Steve [Nortle]	I like it a lot!
23:10:31:13	23:10:33:05	Brin [GM]	Oh my gosh
23:10:32:13	23:10:33:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:10:33:27	23:10:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s too much fluid in here
23:10:35:10	23:10:36:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s really slick
23:10:37:06	23:10:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s really slick
23:10:38:03	23:10:50:03	Steve [Nortle]	As I swim past you, I grab the DomCon and I mean, I’m a turtle so I’m just fine. You guys can struggle your way upward but I bring us all up.
23:10:38:04	23:10:39:09	Chris [TBD]	Not liking this
23:10:50:19	23:10:51:16	Brin [GM]	It won’t swim
23:10:51:03	23:10:52:18	Chris [TBD]	I think
23:10:52:02	23:11:03:00	Steve [Nortle]	No no no I grab it as I swim up to pull him up so that we can toss
23:10:53:21	23:10:55:16	Brin [GM]	they’re total, they’re like parasites
23:10:57:10	23:10:58:01	Brin [GM]	to move around
23:11:03:00	23:11:04:19	Steve [Nortle]	him onto the ground and get the
23:11:03:19	23:11:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	Be careful that TV
23:11:04:10	23:11:08:21	Chris [TBD]	I think I’ve walked a total of 30 feet this entire session.
23:11:09:15	23:11:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	from your
23:11:10:06	23:11:13:15	Chris [TBD]	All the other movement has just been catching a ride.
23:11:11:15	23:11:16:29	Brin [GM]	they shrink with confrontation so if you guys start fighting they will get much tighter
23:11:17:08	23:11:19:07	Chris [TBD]	Wait, why do we need him out of water?
23:11:19:18	23:11:30:08	Brin [GM]	If you’re in a battle they feel fear they don’t love battles they don’l like pointy things so they will shrink and make you feel very uncomfortable. You can fight it with strength checks,
23:11:24:22	23:11:26:20	Chris [TBD]	Well, I’m taking it off.
23:11:31:07	23:11:35:15	Brin [GM]	but for the most part they want to leave a battle. So if you guys start fighting,
23:11:35:15	23:11:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	roll, did you succeed on your lying liar roll? Okay.
23:11:38:29	23:11:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	but no, like I am terrible at strength check so
23:11:39:06	23:11:40:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nobody. No fighting.
23:11:41:29	23:11:48:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know how to swim. I don’ t know if I can make my way to the top because I have wings and stuff.
23:11:44:01	23:11:44:18	Steve [Nortle]	Oh
23:11:48:04	23:11:50:24	Dave [Xeros]	just scoop with your wings in the water
23:11:48:26	23:11:49:24	Steve [Nortle]	okay So
23:11:49:01	23:11:50:28	Brin [GM]	Just pretend that it’s the sky
23:11:51:02	23:12:02:23	Chris [TBD]	And don’t do anything with your hands. Just let them dangle on the side of your body. It’s all on the wings. We’re still lying.
23:11:52:11	23:11:53:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m half
23:11:55:24	23:11:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, all the wings.
23:11:55:26	23:11:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
23:11:56:13	23:11:57:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
23:12:01:07	23:12:09:12	Steve [Nortle]	partway up when I turn around and see Fowl Claw just like spinning around and just kind of like writhing
23:12:03:02	23:12:03:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Legs?
23:12:09:12	23:12:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	in the water and i’m like oh i love this and come down grab him and so i have each one of them
23:12:16:27	23:12:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	in in tow and i bring them up i leave you to your own devices i figure you’re probably competent
23:12:17:18	23:12:18:04	Chris [TBD]	In tow.
23:12:24:18	23:12:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	enough in swimming so and so
23:12:26:12	23:12:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	water uh okay yeah i’m gonna
23:12:30:24	23:12:32:07	Brin [GM]	You guys all reach the surface?
23:12:33:02	23:12:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	the fish come off of us when we get onto land right did you
23:12:36:07	23:12:40:05	Brin [GM]	No, they will follow you every eight hours they do need to get wet
23:12:42:27	23:12:43:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Every 8 hours.
23:12:44:06	23:12:45:04	Brin [GM]	They have to
23:12:46:02	23:12:56:24	Steve [Nortle]	just turn your head to cop yeah
23:12:48:05	23:12:58:29	Brin [GM]	They have to be hydrated, that’s why you can only wear them for 8 hours. If they do not get hydrated they will shrink and die because they are fish
23:12:56:24	23:13:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	can i can i
23:12:57:11	23:12:59:15	Dave [Xeros]	have to be ocean water okay
23:12:58:29	23:13:03:28	Brin [GM]	It doesn’t have to be any type of water They filter whatever they want from the water
23:13:04:29	23:13:09:17	Steve [Nortle]	um have mine like slide off and wait for me down that
23:13:09:17	23:13:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	now that he’s out of water can we um
23:13:12:16	23:13:14:28	Brin [GM]	They’re parasites so if they find a good host
23:13:15:14	23:13:15:27	Chris [TBD]	They’re gone.
23:13:15:28	23:13:23:11	Brin [GM]	then they will they will hang out and wait for you. And these waters are tons, no, they like carbon dioxide
23:13:18:21	23:13:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	does it and they don’t need oxygen right can i tell it to get in my pants
23:13:24:06	23:13:29:18	Brin [GM]	and they will filter it. They don’t need is there carbon dioxide in your pants?
23:13:29:25	23:13:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	I can put carbon dioxide into my pants
23:13:31:11	23:13:37:05	Brin [GM]	Is it in your pockets because if it’s in an inner dimension does not have carbon dioxide
23:13:34:13	23:13:34:22	Chris [TBD]	die.
23:13:34:13	23:13:35:18	Dave [Xeros]	the extra mineral space
23:13:37:26	23:13:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	probably not
23:13:38:19	23:13:50:03	Brin [GM]	yeah so that’s probably not a good idea. It will probably die in there. it will be fine for a while but
23:13:40:18	23:13:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	what if I have a jar of water and I put it in the jar of water and then put it in my pants
23:13:50:03	23:14:00:28	Brin [GM]	it will take a while for it to absorb all of the carbon dioxide in the water because there’s not very much carbon dioxide in water i
23:13:55:19	23:13:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay
23:14:00:11	23:14:01:00	Chris [TBD]	Now
23:14:03:13	23:14:07:15	Chris [TBD]	what’s the benefit of wearing this thing besides being able to breathe in water?
23:14:08:16	23:14:19:14	Brin [GM]	it’s uh completely immune to poisons and because it can filter give me one second yes you can choose
23:14:12:03	23:14:16:25	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah it’s a gas mask
23:14:18:29	23:14:30:16	Steve [Nortle]	and you can do a constitution check anytime you want
23:14:20:26	23:14:24:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah that’s exactly when I’m in my
23:14:30:16	23:14:31:18	Steve [Nortle]	to undo that
23:14:31:16	23:14:32:20	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna go out
23:14:32:20	23:14:45:12	Chris [TBD]	and pop up
23:14:32:22	23:14:37:27	Brin [GM]	it gets hydrated every eight hours okay its immunity is poison vulnerability is piercing
23:14:39:02	23:14:39:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Got it.
23:14:45:12	23:14:47:05	Chris [TBD]	another inch Eight inches now.
23:14:49:02	23:14:50:27	Brin [GM]	every guy’s dream
23:14:50:22	23:14:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
23:14:52:28	23:15:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can we… can I take it off and keep my backpack until I need it kind of thing? Okay, cool. Alright.
23:14:59:11	23:15:00:15	Brin [GM]	you totally can
23:15:00:26	23:15:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll put it in my back pocket
23:15:02:14	23:15:09:19	Brin [GM]	back pocket sweet so not extra extradimensional space that’s totally fine they don’t mind it
23:15:03:24	23:15:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
23:15:06:05	23:15:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah actually no i’m gonna pull out my wallet open up my wallet and slide it in my wallet close it and put it in my back pocket
23:15:14:15	23:15:15:08	Chris [TBD]	Fold it?
23:15:16:13	23:15:17:21	Chris [TBD]	You’re gonna forget about it.
23:15:18:07	23:15:20:11	Brin [GM]	spherical shaped
23:15:18:19	23:15:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just gonna get really old that’s fine sure
23:15:19:24	23:15:20:27	Chris [TBD]	It’s gonna get really stiff.
23:15:22:00	23:15:25:28	Brin [GM]	shape as like a jellyfish small jellyfish just without tentacles
23:15:28:07	23:15:32:03	Steve [Nortle]	I slide mine I ask
23:15:33:04	23:15:33:17	Brin [GM]	only expand
23:15:34:22	23:15:39:09	Steve [Nortle]	mine just hang on my shell back
23:15:37:18	23:15:38:03	Chris [TBD]	Shell.
23:15:37:26	23:15:45:21	Brin [GM]	it does that with pleasure it in fact it expands and goes around
23:15:39:26	23:15:40:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:15:40:20	23:15:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	but suck a fish there’s one born every day
23:15:47:02	23:15:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	oh it makes this shell waterproof
23:15:47:07	23:15:48:03	Chris [TBD]	I like it.
23:15:50:09	23:15:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just what i needed
23:15:53:24	23:15:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	oh yep you just got shell waxed
23:15:56:06	23:15:57:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice
23:15:58:09	23:16:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	that does make nortal feel a little bit better yeah
23:16:00:28	23:16:06:22	Brin [GM]	okay you reach the steps it’s pretty late this next part
23:16:06:22	23:16:17:04	Brin [GM]	is going to take a long time so i think it’s time to call it yes all right so this is how things
23:16:10:13	23:16:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	awesome
23:16:10:25	23:16:13:04	Chris [TBD]	He beats the steps. I like it.
23:16:10:27	23:16:11:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes
23:16:11:07	23:16:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	we look up at the steps and we start walking towards the orchard
23:16:16:22	23:16:18:01	Chris [TBD]	Anybody got a peanut?
23:16:20:09	23:16:21:24	Chris [TBD]	Did you expect this to get further?
23:16:24:13	23:16:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	so what six sessions maybe eight that’s awesome
23:16:24:18	23:16:29:25	Brin [GM]	so much more so much planning that i did was for
23:16:28:23	23:16:30:14	Chris [TBD]	You want us to hold on to these?
23:16:29:25	23:16:40:05	Brin [GM]	this next part like literally the vast majority i if you write down how many you have i’m happy to hold them through if you want to hold on to them feel free you can even leave you can leave
23:16:32:19	23:16:34:13	Steve [Nortle]	that sounds about right
23:16:35:00	23:16:35:16	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
23:16:37:13	23:16:37:20	Steve [Nortle]	real
23:16:39:01	23:16:40:09	Chris [TBD]	What are they called again?
23:16:40:05	23:16:46:26	Brin [GM]	them here. These are good luck tokens, okay? They don’t really have any value except
23:16:47:15	23:16:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	toke the tokens that’s it for the night goodnight everyone
23:16:53:12	23:16:54:04	Chris [TBD]	We’re calling them.
23:16:53:16	23:16:53:29	Steve [Nortle]	calling it
23:16:55:18	23:16:56:14	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
23:16:57:05	23:17:02:12	Brin [GM]	don’t like us I mean…I mean hit the button like
23:16:59:01	23:17:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	right in the kidneys thanks
23:17:00:12	23:17:01:06	Dave [Xeros]	right
23:17:06:08	23:17:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	right in the kidneys later that was
23:17:12:09	23:17:16:10	Chris [TBD]	Well done, Bryn. That was very fun. I really enjoyed that session.
23:17:14:01	23:17:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	great yeah good job oh there we go and
23:17:18:01	23:17:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	we’re off

---

Generated by Prime podcast pipeline