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Be Leary of the Castle

Brin as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Steve as Nortle · Jesse as Foulclaw

Be Leary of the Castle

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [GM], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4145 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

TC InTC OutSpeakerDialogue
00:00:00:0300:00:11:20Dave [Xeros]We’re recording, so no more stalling. But we are going to stream! As soon as I hit stream you got
00:00:00:0500:00:03:17Chris [TBD]We’re recording, so no more sorry. Welcome back.
00:00:02:0400:00:09:13Brin [GM]No more stalling. Hold on, let me find the right music
00:00:03:2000:00:12:18Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s begun. I’m not ready! Is my hair okay?
00:00:11:0400:00:21:29Chris [TBD]you got to introduce us. You’re having a break. Very George Washington.
00:00:11:2000:00:15:22Dave [Xeros]to introduce us. Your hat looks great man.
00:00:12:1800:00:21:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, oh you got a haircut!
00:00:22:2600:00:29:13Dave [Xeros]like the hair on my head? Oh that was a sixth grade joke we used to ask all the time really
00:00:27:2300:00:33:05Jesse [Foulclaw]i i got it now i just feel yeah you got me
00:00:29:1300:00:38:01Dave [Xeros]stupid yeah yeah that’s the goal isn’t it you know no just record not streaming yet we’re waiting
00:00:34:0000:00:37:07Steve [Nortle]And we’re both recording and streaming now, so everyone- Wow
00:00:42:0500:00:45:07Brin [GM]not working. Yeah it is. Can you guys hear it?
00:00:46:1500:00:55:00Jesse [Foulclaw]um should i wait until we begin or would any would it be useful to do a quick refresher
00:00:55:2700:01:01:19Jesse [Foulclaw]now on a couple things like in our inventory now okay all right
00:00:58:2900:01:00:19Dave [Xeros]let’s do it before we start streaming yeah
00:01:00:2700:01:02:08Brin [GM]Before we start streaming.
00:01:07:1300:01:19:10Jesse [Foulclaw]so uh everybody i updated everybody’s inventories so you should have a couple new items in there with descriptions of how to use them everyone should have a tier of saluni which is an amulet that we got
00:01:12:1800:01:15:00Dave [Xeros]oh, I’m so excited
00:01:19:1000:01:24:14Jesse [Foulclaw]for our from graduating the school of ideas wondrous
00:01:21:2600:01:22:29Dave [Xeros]wondrous
00:01:25:2900:01:32:17Jesse [Foulclaw]uh it basically has three well it has two properties uh for all of us on this side
00:01:32:1700:01:39:04Jesse [Foulclaw]of the table um armor of light which is just a plus two to your ac or spell storing we can kind
00:01:39:0400:01:49:16Jesse [Foulclaw]figure out mechanics of spell storing i didn’t map that out a ton so we’ll probably oh really
00:01:42:2500:01:52:20Dave [Xeros]one of the drinks actually does spell storing as well you guys didn’t know that yeah but you can steal it from someone else
00:01:44:2400:01:49:01Steve [Nortle]From the…
00:01:49:1600:02:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]i did not know that you can steal the drink okay okay
00:01:52:2000:01:57:03Dave [Xeros]no this spell
00:01:53:1400:01:59:09Brin [GM]The drink or the stork, oh that’s actually cool.
00:02:00:0400:02:01:13Dave [Xeros]spell storing
00:02:00:1900:02:09:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i want to drink spell storing or increased ac basil specifically has enhanced weaponry with the amulet her gauntlets respond
00:02:08:0600:02:08:20Dave [Xeros]Nice.
00:02:09:0900:02:17:02Jesse [Foulclaw]to the meteorites yeah it’s basically it’s like
00:02:10:0200:02:18:09Dave [Xeros]Did she get any bonus to the throwing on of hands? Is that right?
00:02:14:1300:02:22:23Brin [GM]It’s so cool not my feet but not my be my gauntlet
00:02:18:0700:02:19:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:02:19:0000:02:30:18Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s it that’s a feat the coolest ever uh she can basically deal radiant damage i forget what it is plus two to radiant damage certain creatures
00:02:30:1800:02:41:28Jesse [Foulclaw]if it’s like undead it deals plus three and then uh also oh it can like dispel darkness so like any magical darkness
00:02:44:1200:02:45:28Jesse [Foulclaw]but also
00:02:47:1100:02:58:26Jesse [Foulclaw]um as we hopefully level up again in the future at level eight there’s some other individual benefits like that are custom to each person but they’re all in their description so everybody can see those
00:02:52:2000:02:59:25Steve [Nortle]yeah i see that so i i was
00:02:53:0100:02:53:15Dave [Xeros]Benefits?
00:02:57:0600:02:58:14Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay.
00:02:59:2500:03:11:03Steve [Nortle]curious um so the tears uh it had we have two different uses and then it just says plus 2 radiant damage does that mean that while we are wearing it
00:03:04:2500:03:06:29Chris [TBD]Oh, nice. Magic circle.
00:03:11:0300:03:19:01Steve [Nortle]gives us plus 2 damage is that the idea oh okay
00:03:12:1500:03:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]no that’s just for basil sorry so anything below basil specific until you get to level
00:03:19:0100:03:30:14Jesse [Foulclaw]eight that’s all for battle yeah uh what do you mean benefit what do
00:03:19:0100:03:30:29Steve [Nortle]oh okay like but
00:03:21:1200:03:32:08Dave [Xeros]add that benefit like where it auto populates into dnd beyond or no do we just need to remember it yeah
00:03:30:1400:03:32:11Jesse [Foulclaw]you mean the notes or
00:03:30:2900:03:34:26Steve [Nortle]just tap it.
00:03:31:1600:03:40:14Chris [TBD]No, it but it won’t affect your stats.
00:03:32:0800:03:34:11Dave [Xeros]where it says tear of solunae amuleted about
00:03:34:2900:03:44:17Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah it’s a it’s just a custom item that i made and added to everybody so should be able to see all the oh no i didn’t do that
00:03:38:1300:03:49:16Dave [Xeros]okay but the that’s the thing is you can actually add stat boosters to it okay i was just wondering because like armable okay i i do i can show you how to do it it’s actually really
00:03:44:1700:03:52:27Jesse [Foulclaw]no i don’t know how to do that okay it was in your account so you can modify it too
00:03:49:1600:03:56:10Dave [Xeros]cool it’s in my account okay i can update it um so the armor of light so it gets two bonus to our
00:03:56:1000:04:02:23Dave [Xeros]ac so we just need to remember that we have two extra bonus for a.c right now and then got it
00:04:00:0800:04:08:22Jesse [Foulclaw]one charge so it’s like when you use it you can either boost your ac or use the spell scoring right basically which i don’t
00:04:04:2000:04:11:10Dave [Xeros]spell story to go get the tear all right bitch you better start crying
00:04:09:2200:04:16:18Jesse [Foulclaw]all right i donno if another she’s a very emotional god
00:04:12:2100:04:13:03Brin [GM]cry
00:04:12:2300:04:13:27Chris [TBD]Just slap her.
00:04:14:2100:04:16:07Steve [Nortle]and she’s like…
00:04:15:0100:04:17:08Brin [GM]She cries every sunrise
00:04:18:0700:04:18:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:04:19:0400:04:21:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s not rain they’re meteorites
00:04:19:1900:04:20:24Chris [TBD]Oh, my God.
00:04:19:2500:04:23:27Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh salune this is like a dawson’s creek episode
00:04:20:2600:04:22:08Steve [Nortle]Rip.
00:04:23:2000:04:25:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:04:27:0400:04:29:13Jesse [Foulclaw]all right okay uh
00:04:28:0300:04:36:20Dave [Xeros]rest in peace that’s the only reason I said it because he died this week okay see we’re not streaming we’re good i can say fs until that happens
00:04:30:0200:04:31:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:04:31:0500:04:32:29Steve [Nortle]Oh my god.
00:04:32:1700:04:33:22Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah. We’re not streaming.
00:04:32:1800:04:38:19Jesse [Foulclaw]the other thing the other thing that everyone has
00:04:39:0700:04:44:08Brin [GM]Get me the fuck out of here. Just kidding. I’m gonna try and not swear, I guess.
00:04:41:0700:04:42:06Dave [Xeros]not gonna happen
00:04:42:2000:04:51:19Jesse [Foulclaw]um good luck everyone should have two doses of purple filth and i also went through an outline like the official
00:04:52:1800:05:01:12Jesse [Foulclaw]rules of how that works so like the properties and what happens if you fail like your constitution save all the side effects are there so
00:04:55:1100:04:55:26Dave [Xeros]awesome
00:05:01:1200:05:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw]you can read those i also want to make it known that foul claw specifically he has the headphones that we’ve been joking about i made an official item they’re called they’re called
00:05:09:1900:05:10:06Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah.
00:05:12:0000:05:12:20Dave [Xeros]Yes!
00:05:12:0700:05:12:25Chris [TBD]Yes!
00:05:13:0400:05:14:01Jesse [Foulclaw]hideous echoes
00:05:14:0200:05:14:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah!
00:05:14:1500:05:16:24Chris [TBD]Nice! Okay, I like it.
00:05:15:1700:05:18:26Steve [Nortle]spelled correctly, and by correctly I mean incorrectly.
00:05:18:1100:05:21:23Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s no e as it should be okay
00:05:18:1700:05:20:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:05:19:0600:05:20:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:05:19:0900:05:19:28Brin [GM]Oh…
00:05:22:0200:05:26:29Chris [TBD]So Echoes is just a brand. It’s like Sony. Echoes.
00:05:23:1800:05:28:01Steve [Nortle]Yeah, in which case you can… It’s the product
00:05:25:2500:05:29:11Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a product of the church of hideous yeah
00:05:28:1300:05:29:09Dave [Xeros]on there now?
00:05:28:2000:05:29:27Brin [GM]We fixed
00:05:29:1800:05:33:22Chris [TBD]No, no, the ECHOS is a brand of earphones.
00:05:30:2200:05:31:05Dave [Xeros]I know.
00:05:32:2200:05:34:09Dave [Xeros]Got it.
00:05:34:0200:05:36:29Steve [Nortle]And we are not sponsored by Echoes.
00:05:36:1400:05:40:29Dave [Xeros]No, no. We’re not sponsored by the own company we created inside of our fantasy world.
00:05:36:2300:05:37:15Jesse [Foulclaw]no
00:05:38:2100:05:40:02Chris [TBD]E-C-C O.
00:05:39:2000:05:40:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:05:40:2900:05:43:16Steve [Nortle]Because we are mature adults.
00:05:41:0300:05:41:28Jesse [Foulclaw]because
00:05:43:0200:05:45:19Brin [GM]we’re not sponsored by anything
00:05:47:0200:05:50:19Steve [Nortle]We are sponsored by Dave’s Obsessions.
00:05:47:0800:05:48:09Chris [TBD]Thank you, Jesse.
00:05:48:2200:05:57:24Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah so and then i think there’s a couple things here and there you guys have some span quills about like texting we can exchange those or something but uh there’s like a couple other
00:05:58:2000:06:04:01Jesse [Foulclaw]things um upgrades and stuff that you guys got too that i sent you to add something so
00:06:02:2500:06:03:13Chris [TBD]Yes.
00:06:05:0500:06:12:09Jesse [Foulclaw]um yeah so anyway that’s it now you know so shut up
00:06:08:1500:06:09:06Dave [Xeros]Alright.
00:06:11:0300:06:20:01Steve [Nortle]all right we are ready hit stream
00:06:15:0100:06:18:24Dave [Xeros]Are we ready for this? Okay all right I’m gonna hit stream
00:06:20:1200:06:28:22Dave [Xeros]and you have to play us off so I’m going mute us as players and then you can… okay here we go And
00:06:29:1900:06:40:03Brin [GM]all right hello and welcome little twitchlings we are streaming and we are live and I’m the freaking DM
00:06:43:1500:06:44:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:06:44:1500:06:46:26Brin [GM]I got tricked to being in this chair
00:06:46:1800:06:47:08Chris [TBD]Gotcha B
00:06:47:0100:06:48:16Jesse [Foulclaw]She’s handcuffed to the table.
00:06:48:0100:06:58:00Brin [GM]no really though yeah there’s like a ball and a chain down here help I’m in someone’s basement just kidding I’m fine everyone
00:06:48:2800:06:50:15Dave [Xeros]This is like a leg chain
00:06:54:1200:06:55:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:06:55:2700:06:57:12Steve [Nortle]the walls are green
00:06:57:2200:06:59:08Chris [TBD]It looks a lot
00:06:57:2600:07:01:06Dave [Xeros]it looks a lot less like a dungeon now than
00:07:00:2100:07:01:22Brin [GM]it does
00:07:03:2100:07:13:23Brin [GM]they’ve done great work okay alright so I just want to make it clear for the record that I’m a newb and
00:07:10:2600:07:11:08Dave [Xeros]the camera
00:07:14:1700:07:15:27Brin [GM]I’m hair against my look
00:07:17:0800:07:20:05Brin [GM]I don’t know what I don’ t know
00:07:17:0900:07:20:28Steve [Nortle]that you volunteered to do months ago.
00:07:20:2400:07:22:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:07:22:1200:07:24:06Brin [GM]accidentally like I said that was true
00:07:25:2400:07:26:22Brin [GM]but basically
00:07:27:2800:07:30:16Brin [GM]I’m gonna try my best to not turn this into
00:07:30:0200:07:33:10Dave [Xeros]she’s gonna dm the hell out of this thing guys it’s gonna be amazing
00:07:32:0000:07:35:20Brin [GM]well we’ll see what happens but this could be the I’m board room
00:07:32:1100:07:39:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, I get it! yeah i get it now
00:07:36:1500:07:37:07Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’m sorry.
00:07:39:1300:07:42:10Brin [GM]it’s just oh their heads came together and
00:07:43:2600:07:45:22Brin [GM]okay That was funny. Okay!
00:07:44:2700:07:48:29Steve [Nortle]We were being super secretive and whispering right in front of the camera.
00:07:49:1700:07:51:20Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i thought you guys were sorry
00:07:50:0800:07:50:28Brin [GM]That’s okay.
00:07:52:0500:07:53:13Steve [Nortle]Aw, that’s cute.
00:07:52:2700:07:56:02Brin [GM]Oh, well we… I mean, we’ve got it on here.
00:07:57:0800:07:58:13Steve [Nortle]Let’s see if we can double check.
00:07:58:1900:08:00:28Brin [GM]Anyways, Dave’s double-checking things.
00:08:02:1800:08:07:01Brin [GM]Alright, so I’m going to have everybody It’s been a long time since we play these characters
00:08:07:0500:08:08:09Steve [Nortle]It has been.
00:08:09:1300:08:09:26Brin [GM]reintroduce
00:08:11:0500:08:17:08Brin [GM]and I’m going to figure out how to do this Dave’s going to do it for me No, this one, I changed the screen
00:08:13:0700:08:19:05Dave [Xeros]i can do it ready oh yeah if you wanna go ahead and flip that over
00:08:16:2700:08:19:06Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, do you want to go ahead and turn that over?
00:08:17:1900:08:26:16Brin [GM]okay give me one second when i figure out how to do this but I’m on the music right here
00:08:19:0500:08:28:19Dave [Xeros]the btt you just right click on it and then you hit activate um there’s a little thing
00:08:26:1600:08:36:01Brin [GM]how do I get out of music oh I see but which one is it this one this one I found it okay scenes give me once again
00:08:27:1800:08:29:09Chris [TBD]There’s a little thing…
00:08:28:0800:08:32:04Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i see
00:08:36:0100:08:43:19Brin [GM]I’m new to this and it is this one got it
00:08:43:2300:08:44:18Jesse [Foulclaw]ooooh
00:08:43:2800:08:53:10Dave [Xeros]that’s it it’s updated yeah
00:08:45:2100:08:53:04Brin [GM]okay okay and we’re gonna we switched up the seating a little bit so we’re actually going to start i think with chris this time
00:08:45:2900:08:46:24Steve [Nortle]Behold
00:08:52:2100:08:54:13Chris [TBD]Nice, nice.
00:08:55:1600:09:05:17Chris [TBD]I am Chris and I play the character TBD short for Traverius Bjorn Gardik and he is
00:09:05:1700:09:17:06Chris [TBD]a wizard, he is Goliath seven feet tall and he loves rock and roll and explosives I’m thinking his new goal in life is just to create the biggest explosion
00:09:17:0600:09:21:01Chris [TBD]and see if you can survive Alright
00:09:20:0500:09:24:05Brin [GM]right we’re gonna we’re going to shut that down
00:09:24:0200:09:26:09Chris [TBD]he’s an adrenaline junkie what can I say
00:09:28:2000:09:30:10Jesse [Foulclaw]sounds good
00:09:30:1700:09:42:14Dave [Xeros]guess i can go next so we’re gonna go one two three four people over the the black tiefling so yeah okay so i play arrows he’s a black teethling
00:09:36:2600:09:40:17Chris [TBD]the broody emo finish
00:09:42:1400:09:48:23Dave [Xeros]He’s got gold tattoos. He is a musician, a lot like TBD. He came from A
00:09:49:0400:09:51:27Chris [TBD]and then go Oh, okay. Finished, yeah.
00:09:50:0200:09:51:02Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay
00:09:52:0300:10:03:17Dave [Xeros]he comes From a Boy band A lot like Menudo Was kicked out of it It was his own band He got kicked out Of his own brand So he’s gone Um A little emo And solo
00:10:03:1700:10:08:01Dave [Xeros]And he’s just Out in the world So That’s That’s all you need
00:10:04:2700:10:15:13Chris [TBD]Wait, isn’t he change? Didn’t he have an inspiring change of call in his life?
00:10:13:1500:10:23:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah I mean He went to the School of Idiots and learned some… Yeah, he’s starting to be converted
00:10:15:1800:10:20:19Jesse [Foulclaw]is something about his orientation changed
00:10:20:2000:10:32:12Steve [Nortle]you were never you were
00:10:23:0400:10:27:17Dave [Xeros]into a faith-based religion. Not just rock and roll?
00:10:28:0900:10:32:04Chris [TBD]I mean Hold on
00:10:32:1200:10:41:20Steve [Nortle]more like boy band punk like pop right it was a rock you did not rock you weren’t a rocker
00:10:33:1800:10:36:26Chris [TBD]Okay, not just boy band op-rockical.
00:10:33:1900:10:41:19Dave [Xeros]Okay, not just boy band pop rock androll? I don’t know. It was fine. It was a good line. Let’s put it that way.
00:10:40:2200:10:45:27Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s been around long enough he’s done several different genre hops through his career so
00:10:41:2000:10:56:24Steve [Nortle]those are just called drugs yeah
00:10:45:2200:10:46:09Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah.
00:10:49:0500:10:56:01Dave [Xeros]So that’s me. let’s jump over to one two over nortle in the orange jumpsuit
00:10:56:2400:11:05:05Steve [Nortle]yeah my name um i play oh i’m steve and i play nortle the tortle
00:11:05:1500:11:12:11Steve [Nortle]whose name came directly from the recommended names for uh the species when we made the character
00:11:12:1100:11:20:24Steve [Nortle]all those years ago no really i was like two two years ago and
00:11:17:0300:11:19:05Chris [TBD]Two years here. Something like that. I don’t know.
00:11:20:2400:11:32:23Steve [Nortle]um i am a monk who uh grew up as an athlete and my sister basil we’ll meet in a minute uh i’ve
00:11:32:2300:11:39:15Steve [Nortle]always been um like a big fan of herders i always like hanging out with her it’s not reciprocated
00:11:39:1500:11:45:26Steve [Nortle]all of the time necessarily but uh so i i’ve got a strong sibling connection um and a very empty
00:11:45:2600:11:55:08Steve [Nortle]head so um i uh yeah i i do not understand most things except for math i’m super super good at
00:11:55:0800:12:06:16Steve [Nortle]that is
00:11:57:1400:12:00:20Brin [GM]All four of his fingers are a witness to that.
00:12:01:0800:12:07:13Chris [TBD]Wait, isn’t your new calling in life to collect all the action figure cards complete this set?
00:12:01:0800:12:01:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:12:06:1600:12:16:29Steve [Nortle]true i am i am I i got a tarot card uh a ninja turtle tarot guard uh and so now i want to get the entire deck um that lets you know
00:12:16:2900:12:23:20Steve [Nortle]the depths to which my mind can plumb it’s like gotta catch them all and then for that as far as i can go
00:12:19:2600:12:26:29Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a cool item okay
00:12:23:1100:12:24:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:12:26:2900:12:34:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i am jesse and i play falclaw who’s in the blue robes
00:12:34:1600:12:41:19Jesse [Foulclaw]on the end uh i have not seen him in this blue robe yeah this is a new look for falclaw he looks
00:12:41:1900:12:43:29Brin [GM]Do I need it, do I click this? Oh! I did it.
00:12:42:2800:12:49:28Jesse [Foulclaw]very regal he’s graduated those are his graduation robes yeah
00:12:44:1800:12:52:00Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah he’s uh he’s graduated yeah he just walked right out of the university
00:12:51:2400:12:52:24Chris [TBD]come on
00:12:53:2500:12:57:09Steve [Nortle]why get new clothes when you have been given these nice robes?
00:12:57:0500:13:09:02Jesse [Foulclaw]he has his original robes on underneath his graduate rope like he just has several layers of robes uh falclaw is um he grew up in the
00:13:09:0200:13:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]monastery in the church of idios was something of a hermit kind of orphaned as a child we learned a little bit
00:13:15:2900:13:24:23Jesse [Foulclaw]some deep deep dark lore maybe about his parents last chapter that they at least they existed
00:13:26:0700:13:30:00Chris [TBD]that’s right and they combine their names to make your name
00:13:29:0900:13:31:00Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s kind of cool
00:13:31:0000:13:35:11Jesse [Foulclaw]so he is the
00:13:36:1700:13:46:21Jesse [Foulclaw]naive spiritual leader of the group, the spiritual center who tries to keep
00:13:42:1200:13:42:21Dave [Xeros]center
00:13:46:2100:13:54:13Jesse [Foulclaw]us on track sometimes at least morally doesn’t always do a good job and is potentially
00:13:56:1700:14:08:05Jesse [Foulclaw]evolving in his uh understanding of the world we’ve learned that he has some vices he’s not immune and yeah, he’s learning as he goes. In
00:13:57:1600:13:58:10Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:14:09:0100:14:11:16Jesse [Foulclaw]last chapter he went through something fairly traumatic so
00:14:13:0500:14:15:19Jesse [Foulclaw]he’ll probably be a little impacted by that in the future
00:14:16:1900:14:19:17Chris [TBD]about the earphones breaking or the fact that you almost died
00:14:20:1500:14:21:27Jesse [Foulclaw]oh which one do you think?
00:14:23:0000:14:24:28Chris [TBD]of course
00:14:23:1500:14:35:02Jesse [Foulclaw]The earphones for sure the Ideas Echoes you mean the official Ideas echo headphones yeah no he did he almost died
00:14:26:1000:14:29:23Chris [TBD]Yeah, the Echoes.
00:14:27:2500:14:28:20Dave [Xeros]yes
00:14:31:2300:14:32:22Chris [TBD]Stereo.
00:14:33:0600:14:34:21Steve [Nortle]Echoes by Idios.
00:14:35:0200:14:43:07Jesse [Foulclaw]last chapter and was under some dark magical influence for quite some time a few days
00:14:41:1600:14:43:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, we missed him for an entire chapter.
00:14:44:0700:14:48:12Jesse [Foulclaw]but he’s back now maybe a little bit differently than it was before
00:14:50:0100:14:59:01Brin [GM]okay and I guess I kind of introduced yeah well Okay. Oh, yeah. I’m Brynn.
00:14:51:0300:14:55:28Dave [Xeros]All right? And then our DM…
00:14:51:1100:14:53:10Chris [TBD]A little more foul.
00:14:59:0800:15:00:04Jesse [Foulclaw]woo
00:15:01:2600:15:02:20Brin [GM]I guess
00:15:04:0600:15:06:17Brin [GM]I usually play Basil
00:15:07:1800:15:16:21Brin [GM]Um Well Anyway, she’s a She’s a very sassy Herringon fighter
00:15:17:2200:15:23:01Brin [GM]Um She tries to pretend like She doesn’t care about anybody But she absolutely does
00:15:24:0200:15:34:18Brin [GM]Has a lot of walls built up she’s a weird mutation even though this picture doesn’t do, it doesn’t tell you that at all.
00:15:34:2600:15:40:29Brin [GM]She is the offspring of Aringon and a tortle so
00:15:35:0000:15:45:18Steve [Nortle]She definitely is. She definitely
00:15:37:0300:15:42:21Dave [Xeros]At least she thinks she is.
00:15:41:2300:15:49:10Chris [TBD]Okay, I totally forgot what your backstory is.
00:15:45:1800:15:49:11Steve [Nortle]is she absolutely it’s
00:15:46:1900:15:54:20Brin [GM]there’s some stuff, there’s actually some stuff that will happen that you’ll understand but yeah
00:15:52:0900:15:54:24Jesse [Foulclaw]you guys turned out looking pretty good for it that kind of
00:15:55:1300:16:01:21Steve [Nortle]like the amazing world of gumball where you know the different children just look directly like one of their parents
00:15:57:2700:15:59:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:01:2100:16:08:27Steve [Nortle]and it’s fine yes yeah
00:16:03:0700:16:08:16Brin [GM]i feel like it’s usually the father right they somehow get all the credit
00:16:06:0500:16:07:25Chris [TBD]That sounds like
00:16:08:1600:16:16:07Brin [GM]for the work that women do yeah no i really think that that’s like i seriously think that
00:16:08:2500:16:18:18Chris [TBD]yeah, that’s what my wife says about my kids too. She’s pissed about it too! She’s like, What the heck?
00:16:11:1600:16:14:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:16:12:2400:16:13:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:16:14:1200:16:15:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:16:16:0700:16:21:13Brin [GM]that’s an evolutionary thing to help fathers connect with their children I really do
00:16:21:2700:16:25:14Steve [Nortle]hey this one looks like me I guess you can come
00:16:23:1800:16:24:12Chris [TBD]That’s very good.
00:16:25:2500:16:30:06Brin [GM]and i think i’m gonna connect with it anyways
00:16:27:0800:16:28:22Chris [TBD]No question about it.
00:16:29:0200:16:31:24Steve [Nortle]let’s go down to the Costco okay
00:16:31:1900:16:33:09Brin [GM]so she’s um
00:16:31:2300:16:32:29Jesse [Foulclaw]let’s go
00:16:32:1500:16:37:22Dave [Xeros]That’s a gross overgeneralization. I’m just going to throw that out there right now but you’re
00:16:33:0300:16:36:09Chris [TBD]Gross over generalization I’m just going to throw that out there right now
00:16:38:0200:16:40:09Brin [GM]it’s it’s just uh
00:16:41:2300:16:45:21Brin [GM]it’s my excuse for why all my kids look exactly like me
00:16:47:0300:16:58:22Brin [GM]anyway so basil she was found by a disgraced shogun she was injured he nursed her back to health she’s and she learned the ways of the samurai so she’s that’s kind
00:16:58:2200:17:06:22Brin [GM]of her jam um if the culture that she loves has a Japanese vibe to it for sure anyways
00:17:07:1000:17:10:03Steve [Nortle]rage incandescent
00:17:07:2800:17:09:03Brin [GM]I have
00:17:11:0800:17:18:26Brin [GM]I accidentally made Basil exactly like myself in real life I don’t know how that happened
00:17:11:1000:17:12:16Steve [Nortle]ebullient rage
00:17:16:1900:17:18:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:17:19:1000:17:29:10Dave [Xeros]TBD you do
00:17:20:0300:17:24:08Chris [TBD]I’m guilty of that too Just a big dumb idiot
00:17:20:1100:17:24:25Jesse [Foulclaw]none of us are guilty yeah nobody
00:17:24:1000:17:32:10Brin [GM]it’s just it’s just you know is that three i gave in
00:17:24:1500:17:36:08Steve [Nortle]and I only have three fingers it was
00:17:27:2500:17:28:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:17:27:2800:17:29:09Jesse [Foulclaw]sweet
00:17:29:1000:17:32:12Dave [Xeros]only like work in base 12
00:17:32:1000:17:41:09Brin [GM]oh anyways okay so i’m gonna do a quick recap of our last chapter because it’s been a little while
00:17:35:1500:17:53:23Chris [TBD]yeah what i
00:17:41:0900:17:48:16Brin [GM]so at the end of chapter 3 we had our kind of honorary graduation when really it was
00:17:41:1700:17:54:03Jesse [Foulclaw]we got
00:17:48:1600:17:54:27Brin [GM]just a fake graduation at all it was a participation certificate
00:17:51:1900:17:53:18Steve [Nortle]participation trophy in graduation
00:17:53:2300:17:59:00Chris [TBD]have exactly i hung it on my wall
00:17:54:0300:17:57:07Jesse [Foulclaw]a certificate official
00:17:59:2600:18:01:07Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
00:18:01:1800:18:07:10Brin [GM]okay that’s i mean all right we’ll pretend like it wasn’t fate um but we were
00:18:07:1000:18:15:02Brin [GM]we were given our cool new amulets with the tears of salune in them and
00:18:15:2000:18:25:24Brin [GM]And we kind of talked about earlier all the stuff that goes into that. We’ll get into that later on, so we don’t have to go too much in class. It was fantastic. It was fun. It was great.
00:18:26:2000:18:35:01Brin [GM]And we all ended that chapter kind of like what should we do?
00:18:36:0100:18:42:20Brin [GM]So we all decided we did here.
00:18:37:0600:18:39:27Dave [Xeros]well we did hear that there could be concerts
00:18:39:2700:18:53:08Dave [Xeros]it’s there could be other things yeah
00:18:42:2000:18:51:00Brin [GM]So Falclaw has just a little thing for LaDonna. Just a little bit.
00:18:43:1200:18:44:12Chris [TBD]Rumors.
00:18:48:0800:18:49:04Chris [TBD]A little crush?
00:18:49:2400:18:57:03Jesse [Foulclaw]this is not one of his vices by the way i’m just gonna say this is very spiritually based yeah they have a real
00:18:50:0200:18:54:13Steve [Nortle]look they have yeah
00:18:55:2300:18:58:10Steve [Nortle]they have a real audible connection
00:18:58:0500:18:59:16Chris [TBD]Spiritually big.
00:18:58:1000:19:02:28Brin [GM]They do, they really do. She wrote him a song which is pretty rad.
00:19:04:2600:19:08:21Brin [GM]Anyways he’s listened to it non-stop for months.
00:19:09:2200:19:10:21Brin [GM]Just kidding, days.
00:19:10:1200:19:11:20Jesse [Foulclaw]like a few days
00:19:11:2600:19:19:08Brin [GM]It’s been an actual week! An actual week. anyways so we
00:19:13:0200:19:16:20Dave [Xeros]it’s been like two weeks, two or three weeks
00:19:13:0200:19:15:19Chris [TBD]It’s been like two weeks,
00:19:18:0700:19:23:00Steve [Nortle]And he’s still like, every time I hear it there’s just more texture. There’s more nuance there.
00:19:25:1600:19:26:03Jesse [Foulclaw]the headphones
00:19:25:1800:19:27:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:19:25:2500:19:36:15Chris [TBD]Oh I like that.
00:19:27:1800:19:34:01Jesse [Foulclaw]and they are like they’re not just it doesn’t just record back music but it captures the emotional… You relive a little bit of memory.
00:19:36:1900:19:37:06Jesse [Foulclaw]FYI.
00:19:36:2300:19:37:18Steve [Nortle]That’s great.
00:19:36:2600:19:43:17Brin [GM]tissue dispenser on the side um kelly oh gosh
00:19:40:2300:19:41:06Chris [TBD]Four
00:19:41:0700:19:42:08Dave [Xeros]it’s like tickets
00:19:43:0600:19:44:11Chris [TBD]four what?
00:19:44:2900:19:46:27Dave [Xeros]I need three tickets please
00:19:45:1100:19:49:06Brin [GM]I’m trying to be decent um
00:19:47:1300:19:48:21Chris [TBD]Keep it clean, keep it clean.
00:19:49:2100:19:53:05Steve [Nortle]Yeah come on Chris you’re sitting over by Dave and look what happens to ya
00:19:52:1400:19:54:19Chris [TBD]I know the influence.
00:19:52:2600:19:57:01Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re going to have to stick together.
00:19:59:0100:20:01:16Dave [Xeros]no I have to clean up my act because I’m trying to
00:19:59:0500:20:02:01Chris [TBD]No, I have to clean up my axe because I’m trying to like…
00:20:00:0300:20:11:21Brin [GM]that’s right we’re gonna force Dave too. Anyway, so we found out about all of LaDonna’s she’s touring because of this new song that she wrote
00:20:01:2800:20:02:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:20:02:2800:20:04:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I actually, yeah.
00:20:11:2100:20:18:28Brin [GM]she released it and It’s Gone Wild It’s been number one on Spotify
00:20:18:2400:20:22:08Chris [TBD]Yeah! What is what’s the first spot?
00:20:20:0100:20:31:14Dave [Xeros]what is the version of yeah echify bardify should we
00:20:21:0100:20:22:11Jesse [Foulclaw]What’s The Equivalent?
00:20:26:1100:20:27:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Echofy? Echo?
00:20:26:2000:20:27:21Brin [GM]Okay
00:20:27:1900:20:28:19Chris [TBD]X-Fi?
00:20:28:1900:20:34:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Echo? Echo-fi? Partify! Yeah. the iBard and the Bardify
00:20:31:1000:20:37:27Chris [TBD]Bardify. Bardify yeah The iBard and Bardify It’s in number one Bardify
00:20:31:1400:20:37:27Dave [Xeros]bardify it the iBard and the Bardify it’s been number one on Bardify
00:20:38:0800:20:39:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I like that yeah
00:20:38:0800:20:40:26Brin [GM]Yep, has been for
00:20:42:2200:20:43:11Brin [GM]of days
00:20:45:1700:20:50:09Steve [Nortle]exclusively because of one single streamer who has bumped all the numbers
00:20:49:1600:20:57:23Chris [TBD]He’s in the top 0.8% of Top listeners and his Yearly Recap
00:20:50:0600:20:51:29Dave [Xeros]listened to a thousand
00:20:56:2000:20:59:03Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re number one artist this year
00:20:57:1800:20:59:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:20:59:2600:21:00:18Chris [TBD]LaDonna
00:21:00:2900:21:06:04Brin [GM]free trial phase of his subscription, which is pretty incredible.
00:21:02:0900:21:08:00Chris [TBD]He gets a lot A lot of ads for LaDona Swag
00:21:07:1800:21:08:21Brin [GM]Oh man.
00:21:09:2400:21:18:24Brin [GM]Anyways, so we decided as a graduation present for ourselves that we are going to follow her on tour.
00:21:21:2300:21:30:05Brin [GM]So we have got a lot of concerts to hit up. over the next two to three weeks we go
00:21:23:0100:21:24:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I deserve this
00:21:30:0500:21:35:17Brin [GM]we’re partying hard okay so it’s gonna be
00:21:32:0000:21:33:15Chris [TBD]I’m so into this
00:21:33:2800:21:38:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m so sick of school I’m so ready for this.
00:21:36:1900:21:44:01Steve [Nortle]and it’s worth pointing out Nortle was actually a roadie for a little while, so this is right up his alley.
00:21:44:0200:21:45:04Brin [GM]he is feeling
00:21:45:0600:21:52:13Steve [Nortle]Eros! Eros will get to—remember that time when we did that 1-1 thing? Yes, we’ll get to do it again.
00:21:54:0300:21:54:22Dave [Xeros]This is going to be rough.
00:21:56:0400:22:02:02Dave [Xeros]I’m going to go, yeah I should have, I should have or Idiot’s helped me.
00:21:56:1000:22:02:29Steve [Nortle]Salune. Salune, you should have said salune. Gog, is that going to give you a demerit?
00:22:03:1000:22:04:14Chris [TBD]What to merit?
00:22:03:1200:22:07:01Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna go pray for a little bit guys just give me a second.
00:22:08:2900:22:12:12Steve [Nortle]Reminder, prayers don’t include swear words.
00:22:15:0700:22:18:29Chris [TBD]Eros has changed. Give him a break.
00:22:18:2800:22:30:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros, I haven’t seen you for a few days? When you say you’re gonna go pray is this like the typical sarcastic gonna-go-pray that usually do or is this what do you mean when you say
00:22:22:0800:22:23:20Steve [Nortle]Yeah, he prays now.
00:22:30:1800:22:31:04Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re going to go pray
00:22:31:2300:22:32:28Steve [Nortle]He paid tithing.
00:22:35:1500:22:47:08Dave [Xeros]I went to the Church of Idiots and, I mean, I think I paid something like 400 gold. It was – they were asking for 10% and I was just like, you know what?
00:22:36:1400:22:38:04Steve [Nortle]Your owl eyes, just kidding.
00:22:45:2500:22:49:22Steve [Nortle]back -tithing
00:22:47:0900:22:50:11Dave [Xeros]I should give this a shot, you no?
00:22:51:1900:22:58:19Dave [Xeros]And then I got into their meeting and there was a lot of talking and I don’t know, I just felt something, man.
00:22:58:2400:23:00:07Steve [Nortle]right outside the door he testified
00:23:02:2200:23:03:04Dave [Xeros]Praise.
00:23:04:2900:23:06:03Brin [GM]will be no testifying
00:23:05:2200:23:08:14Chris [TBD]And then later on, he’ll sleep in the fire.
00:23:08:0900:23:17:10Dave [Xeros]No praise. Oh!
00:23:09:0600:23:10:17Steve [Nortle]I agree with Basel
00:23:12:2800:23:15:07Jesse [Foulclaw]did you just say no praying right now
00:23:15:2900:23:16:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:23:19:1800:23:24:18Steve [Nortle]And the fact that Foul Claude does not protest demonstrates That he has had character growth
00:23:24:2600:23:36:19Brin [GM]i think the only way to start off this vendor is for all of us to pick one of the seven drinks so everyone roll what what do you
00:23:32:2100:23:42:23Dave [Xeros]Uh, it’s a D8 and the eight just means you roll again because you have to drink one of them.
00:23:36:1900:23:44:15Brin [GM]roll is it a d8 because it’s seven and
00:23:37:1000:23:38:07Steve [Nortle]Yeah D8
00:23:41:2000:23:43:17Steve [Nortle]Sorry Sorry mate
00:23:44:2700:23:45:25Steve [Nortle]Flinged that at you
00:23:48:0700:23:56:10Jesse [Foulclaw]nortles throwing stuff the five oh we’re saying
00:23:53:1600:23:53:21Brin [GM]are
00:23:54:0800:24:02:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, 1-7, yeah. Actually no, 8 was, you have to roll again but you get the eighth ingredient.
00:23:54:1300:23:56:13Chris [TBD]Yeah, one to eight
00:24:01:0300:24:05:24Brin [GM]right. Okay. That’s fantastic.
00:24:04:0700:24:09:14Dave [Xeros]So if anyone rolls an eight, have fun with that. Holy shit, I just rolled an eight.
00:24:06:2500:24:13:20Brin [GM]Everyone tell me what your numbers are. See this is gonna be…
00:24:09:0200:24:15:13Steve [Nortle]oh dear backsliding already huh
00:24:09:0800:24:10:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:24:12:1200:24:18:25Dave [Xeros]Oh! No, it
00:24:15:0500:24:18:14Jesse [Foulclaw]is your is your drink spiked with iocene powder or something
00:24:22:0600:24:27:05Dave [Xeros]It’s a gender-pending ingredient. I’m going to be a woman for the next…
00:24:25:2200:24:28:27Chris [TBD]a woman Yeah, if
00:24:25:2700:24:28:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:24:27:2600:24:38:25Brin [GM]Fun Powder. It’s a magic powder made by reclusive druids it changes the user’s biological
00:24:28:1100:24:29:14Dave [Xeros]It’s called Fun Powder.
00:24:34:0800:24:36:01Dave [Xeros]Read the whole thing!
00:24:35:1800:24:43:16Chris [TBD]for every ounce
00:24:39:2200:24:40:16Dave [Xeros]Gender, yeah.
00:24:40:0800:24:51:27Brin [GM]for one hour for every ounce consumed oh you gotta dilute it in a drink yeah so I would say I don’t know, you decide how many
00:24:42:1800:24:46:28Dave [Xeros]For every ounce consumed. So after roll how many ounces I consume?
00:24:48:0500:24:48:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:24:49:1600:24:50:04Jesse [Foulclaw]wow
00:24:51:2100:24:52:25Dave [Xeros]I’ll do a D4.
00:24:53:1000:24:56:14Steve [Nortle]be a d12 12 ounces like that’s that’s a can of soda
00:24:55:0100:25:04:03Dave [Xeros]Oh, you’re right. No, 100%. It should be a 12. If this is a 12… No, it’s a seven. Seven full hours. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:55:2100:24:57:10Chris [TBD]12 ounces
00:24:59:2200:25:05:06Steve [Nortle]so for the rest do you need
00:25:01:0700:25:01:21Jesse [Foulclaw]wow
00:25:04:1200:25:12:26Dave [Xeros]And then I just rolled eight again. Now, I’m not going to drink more of it. Two! Okay, that’s good.
00:25:05:0600:25:14:29Steve [Nortle]a shirt. I got a five by the way, we both got fives
00:25:14:1200:25:16:00Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we got fives over here
00:25:17:0700:25:28:14Brin [GM]Okay, so the envious he-no I almost said peanut Okay
00:25:17:2400:25:19:03Dave [Xeros]Five’s rough, guys.
00:25:19:1000:25:20:01Jesse [Foulclaw]oh really
00:25:20:0500:25:21:04Dave [Xeros]I think so.
00:25:23:1200:25:24:00Dave [Xeros]Pinot red?
00:25:27:1200:25:27:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, pinot.
00:25:28:1400:25:29:20Brin [GM]Sorry
00:25:29:2500:25:31:01Dave [Xeros]Hey, you guys got the pinot red.
00:25:36:0400:25:40:12Brin [GM]Sensations and feelings of ecstasy This is perfect
00:25:39:1100:25:45:17Dave [Xeros]This is what I was on with TBD for the majority of the first chapter.
00:25:40:2800:25:43:22Chris [TBD]For the majority of the time
00:25:42:1200:25:53:20Brin [GM]So it gives you an advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks And you have true sight for eight hours and then you go blind for eight years after
00:25:53:1400:25:54:14Steve [Nortle]i go blind
00:25:55:0600:25:58:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we get to see arrows as a woman for eight hours before we go blind
00:25:59:2100:26:01:12Brin [GM]in his true form as a
00:25:59:2900:26:03:06Steve [Nortle]oh yeah
00:26:02:0800:26:08:00Dave [Xeros]a no no this is magical because they’re going to be seeing through all magical
00:26:03:2800:26:04:26Brin [GM]this is like double
00:26:05:1100:26:06:13Steve [Nortle]okay wait
00:26:06:0900:26:08:11Chris [TBD]Because they’re going to be seen through all magical things.
00:26:07:1700:26:08:20Brin [GM]asymmetric woman
00:26:08:0000:26:16:27Dave [Xeros]things no they’re gonna be seen through magical stuff so i will be just a biological gen okay
00:26:13:0700:26:19:08Steve [Nortle]no it says that changed your biological gender so so
00:26:16:2700:26:23:24Dave [Xeros]you’re right i’m gonna be i’m going to the hottest damn angel you guys have ever seen
00:26:16:2800:26:18:13Brin [GM]it does say biological
00:26:17:1700:26:18:18Chris [TBD]I’m going to
00:26:22:1200:26:26:28Chris [TBD]ever seen and I’m going to lean into it
00:26:23:2900:26:35:28Dave [Xeros]and i’m gonna lean into it so hard 100 you are here okay let’s uh what’s what’s
00:26:27:2300:26:37:08Steve [Nortle]i’m gonna roll to see if i’m attracted basil
00:26:28:2200:26:34:09Jesse [Foulclaw]oh no okay great okay
00:26:31:0800:26:31:23Chris [TBD]you are
00:26:31:1100:26:33:27Brin [GM]yeah you all have two because you are all dudes
00:26:34:1600:26:35:15Chris [TBD]well wait
00:26:35:1500:26:37:03Brin [GM][laughter]
00:26:35:1900:26:37:01Jesse [Foulclaw]because you’re all dudes
00:26:37:0800:26:46:17Steve [Nortle]doesn’t basal doesn’t swing that way so it’s fine okay
00:26:39:0800:26:44:25Chris [TBD]Before she hit on person last chapter that was a woman.
00:26:40:0500:26:46:00Dave [Xeros]well she hit on a person last chapter that was a woman so give me a break
00:26:43:2700:26:51:22Brin [GM]uh yeah honestly women are definitely more basil’s type for sure you
00:26:49:2500:26:57:24Dave [Xeros]what did you get okay me and him got twos we both got tws yeah
00:26:51:1900:26:53:07Chris [TBD]I rolled a two for my drink.
00:26:54:2400:27:02:13Brin [GM]we both got twos the slothful amber ale you have he like spikes it the
00:26:57:2500:26:59:28Chris [TBD]Are you drinking too? You’re doing eight.
00:27:02:1000:27:05:09Chris [TBD]Oh, I get it now. All right, so what does two give us?
00:27:03:2600:27:14:14Brin [GM]drink so okay so two is um increases movement speed by two two times for one d4 hours
00:27:09:1600:27:17:03Dave [Xeros]on speed 1d4 hours roll
00:27:16:1400:27:27:29Brin [GM]in combat you receive one extra action and 1d four hour okay so and then four hours
00:27:20:1800:27:21:01Chris [TBD]Nice.
00:27:25:1400:27:26:10Chris [TBD]Four hours.
00:27:27:0800:27:28:02Dave [Xeros]too four hours
00:27:27:2900:27:32:04Brin [GM]okay both of you four hours that’s great is everyone keeping track of this or do i need
00:27:32:1300:27:33:26Chris [TBD]No, no, no. We’ll help you.
00:27:33:0600:27:33:14Steve [Nortle]got it
00:27:35:1300:27:39:26Steve [Nortle]okay so so wait we all need to do like an insight check to see if we recognize
00:27:40:1800:27:42:04Brin [GM]to see if you
00:27:42:2900:27:52:24Dave [Xeros]one if you recognize me number two if you’ve attracted to be because yeah yeah no
00:27:46:1200:27:47:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:27:46:2000:27:55:10Steve [Nortle]yeah and then yes
00:27:47:0500:27:51:07Brin [GM]because Dave went to the took this fun powder into
00:27:52:2400:27:55:08Dave [Xeros]no the they have true sight though
00:27:53:0400:27:53:28Brin [GM]out a woman
00:27:54:1100:27:57:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh we do have true sight
00:27:55:1000:28:05:08Steve [Nortle]we see the true arrows but we we have advantage on insight because we just drink it
00:27:57:2000:28:06:01Brin [GM]but you don’t so here’s seeing a tiefling and they’re seeing an angel woman this is great
00:28:00:2900:28:11:22Jesse [Foulclaw]okay but we do okay so are we doing so we’re rolling for insight to see if we’re attracted to that’s what we’re rolling
00:28:06:1100:28:08:19Chris [TBD]wait wait wait remind me real quick sorry
00:28:11:1600:28:12:29Steve [Nortle]yeah that’s your wisdom
00:28:14:2800:28:22:23Chris [TBD]I just sent the link to Emily, the teen in and this is probably the first thing she said we’re rolling to see if we’re attracted to you
00:28:15:2800:28:23:23Dave [Xeros]of course
00:28:22:0000:28:31:21Steve [Nortle]okay so i rolled an 11 i think i’m attracted to dave oh wow you’re not well your religious training is great
00:28:31:2900:28:37:25Steve [Nortle]are we doing that if you roll a 15 like we’re always shooting for a 15 unless you say otherwise
00:28:32:0400:28:32:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I
00:28:38:0500:28:49:17Brin [GM]yeah I’m going keep all of that the same it works out great makes it easy there are a few times when i will change and I’ll just let you guys know okay what did
00:28:41:1400:28:52:05Steve [Nortle]did you see that hot angel just come out from the boys’
00:28:51:1500:28:54:15Chris [TBD]What do I have to roll? Do I got a role?
00:28:52:1200:29:01:05Steve [Nortle]bathroom? Is that her name? What are the odds? Yeah.
00:28:52:1700:28:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Are you talking about Eros?
00:28:59:1700:29:07:17Jesse [Foulclaw]No, it’s not a separate being. It is Eros.
00:29:07:2400:29:16:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros currently for some reason looks like A female angel of sorts
00:29:18:0800:29:19:04Steve [Nortle]I have a chance.
00:29:20:2500:29:22:04Dave [Xeros]guys
00:29:20:2700:29:24:12Jesse [Foulclaw]um i think you maybe should go talk him
00:29:24:0300:29:27:05Brin [GM]gonna need to up that voice a little bit
00:29:26:1700:29:30:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:29:28:2000:29:30:12Dave [Xeros]hey hey guys
00:29:30:1400:29:31:10Steve [Nortle]Falsetto, come on.
00:29:31:1000:29:33:00Chris [TBD]Hey, what are we rolling?
00:29:35:0100:29:39:13Chris [TBD]Intelligence just straight inside. No ability or skill.
00:29:35:0800:29:36:13Steve [Nortle]I did insight.
00:29:36:1900:29:37:03Brin [GM]insight
00:29:39:0900:29:40:29Steve [Nortle]No, insight is a wisdom check.
00:29:43:0400:29:46:00Jesse [Foulclaw]wait go ahead what were you uh what happened
00:29:46:1000:29:47:22Dave [Xeros]are you guys looking at
00:29:48:1700:29:51:26Steve [Nortle]Can I buy you a drink?
00:29:48:2600:29:50:18Dave [Xeros]are you guys looking okay
00:29:54:1000:29:58:01Dave [Xeros]And my legs are like, I’m on speed. So I’m like…
00:30:01:1100:30:02:11Dave [Xeros]I gotta go pray bye!
00:30:04:0900:30:05:07Steve [Nortle]She’s pious
00:30:04:2100:30:12:06Dave [Xeros]Like you see me and I’m just like a light streak just goes right across the room.
00:30:13:2600:30:17:24Steve [Nortle]We should let Eros know about her He’d probably get the hots
00:30:20:1900:30:24:01Dave [Xeros]You know what? I think this is the first time I’ve ever experienced this so
00:30:24:2000:30:27:17Jesse [Foulclaw]where are you running to because i know
00:30:25:2700:30:33:03Brin [GM]welcome to the dark side um and instead of your name’s not eros right now
00:30:26:2200:30:27:22Steve [Nortle]What did you roll?
00:30:27:2000:30:29:06Chris [TBD]Who’s the babe?!
00:30:28:2900:30:33:01Jesse [Foulclaw]where are you running to yeah
00:30:29:0300:30:31:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:30:34:1000:30:35:12Chris [TBD]Xena
00:30:34:1700:30:36:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:30:34:2600:30:37:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:30:35:0200:30:37:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
00:30:35:1500:30:36:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:30:36:1200:30:39:21Steve [Nortle]Oh, but But the X is still silent So it’s just Ina
00:30:38:0500:30:40:06Chris [TBD]Or is she right There
00:30:39:0800:30:39:23Dave [Xeros]Ina.
00:30:40:0800:30:43:23Brin [GM]ena ena welcome to
00:30:41:0500:30:42:24Dave [Xeros]That’s fine, I’m Ina
00:30:43:2300:30:55:14Brin [GM]the dark side Ina except you’re
00:30:45:1800:30:47:14Dave [Xeros]I’m out and I’m like oh
00:30:47:0500:30:48:16Steve [Nortle]Wait, Chris What did we roll?
00:30:49:0700:30:53:06Chris [TBD]An 11. Yeah, yeah. Who’s the bait?
00:30:50:2300:30:50:27Steve [Nortle]Same
00:30:51:1800:30:52:29Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re both
00:30:52:0800:30:52:29Steve [Nortle]You’re cold
00:30:54:1300:30:55:00Jesse [Foulclaw]guys
00:30:57:0600:30:59:14Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’m actually seeing…
00:30:58:1000:31:01:29Dave [Xeros]he’s attacked at the angel This is getting really complicated and gross
00:31:02:2500:31:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]wait
00:31:04:2800:31:05:14Chris [TBD]Dibs.
00:31:05:2500:31:06:12Jesse [Foulclaw]no
00:31:06:0200:31:07:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:31:07:1100:31:08:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:09:0000:31:09:17Chris [TBD]Brocode!
00:31:09:1400:31:11:11Steve [Nortle]I already offered a drink.
00:31:10:1300:31:14:06Jesse [Foulclaw]no that’s not who you think it is That’s not
00:31:12:1600:31:13:02Chris [TBD]Brocode.
00:31:16:2900:31:18:27Steve [Nortle]Oh, I’d like to do that too. I mean
00:31:18:0700:31:19:25Brin [GM][laughter]
00:31:18:2600:31:20:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:31:18:2600:31:21:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:23:0100:31:24:14Brin [GM]so south so fast
00:31:24:2700:31:29:01Jesse [Foulclaw]This is why we were
00:31:26:2700:31:29:28Chris [TBD]That’s what happens. And that’s why it makes us so great.
00:31:29:1700:31:33:15Steve [Nortle]you can blame the dice he rolled an eight if he hadn’t
00:31:30:0700:31:31:10Jesse [Foulclaw]so excited
00:31:33:2000:31:34:26Chris [TBD]Brocode guys, brocode.
00:31:36:0800:31:38:17Chris [TBD]I’m just doing a level check while I’m saying brocode
00:31:37:0300:31:41:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Does Nortle need to make a check for Brocode? Do you know what Brocode is?
00:31:42:2900:31:44:08Steve [Nortle]I just don’t care
00:31:44:0400:31:47:23Chris [TBD]He and I were on tour together all the time he knows what brocode is
00:31:47:0400:31:49:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think Valclad knows what Brocod is
00:31:48:2800:31:58:21Chris [TBD]That is hyperbolic All right. Bro code is bros before hoes, and I haven’t been single for a long time.
00:31:50:2500:31:52:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, Brocode
00:31:57:1700:31:58:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Hose
00:31:58:2600:32:03:24Chris [TBD]What else is there? Yeah, you know like the garden news.
00:32:02:0500:32:03:10Steve [Nortle]The gardening instrument
00:32:03:1300:32:05:24Brin [GM]who who is ho
00:32:07:1000:32:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw]hoe
00:32:08:1700:32:14:15Chris [TBD]Britton, I’m so sorry. What did the drink tube give me on plus whatever?
00:32:14:2000:32:23:16Brin [GM]so you have hold on quick the slothful amber ale and it gives you um your movement speed has increased
00:32:23:1600:32:32:10Brin [GM]comes to and then during combat you have an extra action 1d4 hour usage user will feel
00:32:32:2800:32:41:09Brin [GM]sluggish so you rolled a four right? So for four hours after your feeling it’s what is this
00:32:38:2000:32:39:23Chris [TBD]I feel slow.
00:32:41:0900:32:49:24Brin [GM]is basically like cocaine okay sweet there you go yes sluggished you have your senses will
00:32:41:1600:32:46:29Dave [Xeros]It’s speed. no it’s speed So you’re on speed and then it does the reverse to you
00:32:41:2600:32:49:05Chris [TBD]It’s speed. So your own feed is it does… Oh okay cool. Awesome.
00:32:48:2700:32:51:17Dave [Xeros]So you at your disadvantage
00:32:49:2400:32:57:05Brin [GM]be dulled disadvantage on perceptions and strength based for 1d 4 hours or until short rest
00:32:57:0400:32:58:03Chris [TBD]Got it, thank you.
00:32:57:1700:33:06:16Brin [GM]okay and it’s just literally word we’re just going to a concert so there’s not any battles We’re partying
00:33:00:1600:33:01:25Chris [TBD]Thank you for fixing that.
00:33:02:2900:33:03:25Dave [Xeros]Alright
00:33:06:0100:33:06:06Chris [TBD]Alright.
00:33:07:1300:33:16:23Brin [GM]Okay, so this goes on for a long time because her her concert is about three weeks
00:33:16:2300:33:27:05Brin [GM]So we’re traveling with her well we’re following her where you guys
00:33:22:0500:33:24:28Dave [Xeros]We’re we’re groupies man like this isn’t
00:33:26:2100:33:33:21Steve [Nortle]one of the rules of roadies, one of…
00:33:28:1300:33:39:08Jesse [Foulclaw]scrolling back and forth actually but she’s busy while she’s on tour they don’t get quite as many notifications or hearts
00:33:38:0900:33:41:21Dave [Xeros]four tickets please
00:33:38:2300:33:47:17Brin [GM]yeah she is but okay so about a week
00:33:41:0600:33:41:23Chris [TBD]to
00:33:41:2100:33:55:12Dave [Xeros]the Applebee’s
00:33:47:1700:33:58:03Brin [GM]into our bender we’re all just chilling in a forbidden food savern hanging out were the it’s a real classy
00:33:55:1200:34:00:21Dave [Xeros]of Irythasa it is get the chicken fingers
00:33:58:0300:34:12:13Brin [GM]establishment. I’m
00:34:01:2500:34:09:26Jesse [Foulclaw]fingers uh i don’t know if i approve i’m sorry chicken I don’t birds
00:34:02:1300:34:12:04Dave [Xeros]well this thing have we already gone 4 hours past this I didn’t say owl fingers
00:34:04:1200:34:06:10Chris [TBD]Have we already gone four hours past this?
00:34:04:2400:34:06:02Brin [GM][laughter]
00:34:10:1800:34:13:14Chris [TBD]I didn’t say owl fingers. That’s a…
00:34:13:0800:34:21:11Steve [Nortle]Wait. Did you know? Was this family?
00:34:13:1300:34:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:34:14:1200:34:15:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:34:14:1500:34:16:28Jesse [Foulclaw]spit those out
00:34:15:0200:34:18:07Dave [Xeros]you can get the rabbit legs
00:34:16:1900:34:18:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:34:19:1600:34:20:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:34:19:1600:34:20:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:34:20:2900:34:26:12Brin [GM]say rabbit stew? What did you think?! I’m really drunk walking around knocking
00:34:22:0200:34:23:11Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:34:23:1100:34:23:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:34:26:1200:34:42:17Brin [GM]over tables and a
00:34:26:2300:34:35:03Dave [Xeros]All right, get the steak skewer or maybe just the mushroom skewer. I don’t know.
00:34:35:0400:34:36:29Steve [Nortle]I’d like a turtle soup, please.
00:34:38:2600:34:41:02Dave [Xeros]It comes in a turtle shell. You know that, right?
00:34:41:1500:34:44:05Steve [Nortle]Yeah! Uh-huh.
00:34:42:1700:34:47:05Brin [GM]baby turtle shell they kill babies to make that soup
00:34:46:0000:34:48:15Dave [Xeros]Are we into the tour now? Am I no longer a lady?
00:34:46:1700:34:47:08Steve [Nortle]Who doesn’t?
00:34:48:2300:34:54:13Brin [GM]yes you’re no longer lady all of all of that rolling all of that rolling was just
00:34:50:0200:34:51:15Chris [TBD]oh well that didn’t last long
00:34:50:0500:34:51:16Dave [Xeros]Okay, all right, that went fast.
00:34:51:2200:35:12:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i thought we started there i started
00:34:55:0000:35:00:23Dave [Xeros]Oh, great, I’m glad. um i just want to say like i liked the fun powder i thought it was great
00:35:00:2300:35:08:09Dave [Xeros]i had a lot of fun with it yeah yeah well it was the whole part when you kissed me
00:35:02:1100:35:05:15Steve [Nortle]Nortle is not even making eye contact at this point.
00:35:11:0900:35:15:19Steve [Nortle]I started asking for interdigitation. You’re the one who escalated.
00:35:15:2400:35:23:01Dave [Xeros]i wrapped my giant wings around you and gave you a giant hug and i said hey i’m still eros
00:35:22:2800:35:24:18Brin [GM]let’s not ever do that again
00:35:24:0900:35:25:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:35:24:1900:35:25:08Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:35:24:2900:35:25:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:35:24:2900:35:25:27Brin [GM][laughter]
00:35:27:1700:35:31:20Brin [GM]because I’m pretty sure there’s only two genders that can do that
00:35:29:0300:35:29:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:35:31:2000:35:40:09Dave [Xeros]it was uh it was the fact that you didn’t have any teeth It was the fact that you didn’t have any teeth. It felt like I was kissing my grandma. It just felt weird.
00:35:34:2100:35:35:20Steve [Nortle]Family friendly!
00:35:38:1400:35:43:22Chris [TBD]How would you know what that felt like?
00:35:40:2100:35:46:05Steve [Nortle]Well, and the fact you already knew that… I have to admit, That kind of hurt.
00:35:46:0000:35:53:04Jesse [Foulclaw]this is against so many scriptures
00:35:47:1700:35:48:01Dave [Xeros]I’ve kissed?
00:35:49:2600:35:50:13Brin [GM]anyways
00:35:51:2100:35:53:29Chris [TBD]You said your grandma.
00:35:54:1000:35:56:25Steve [Nortle]There’s got to be an anti-incest one in here.
00:35:57:0900:36:08:02Dave [Xeros]What’s the equivalent of Hail Marys in The Book of Idiots? I just think you need to start calling those out for me and say, I think you needed to be seven hail idioses for me real quick.
00:36:05:1000:36:08:01Chris [TBD]seven pale idiases for me real quick
00:36:08:0300:36:08:26Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
00:36:10:2600:36:13:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll think of it give me okay
00:36:11:2200:36:12:21Chris [TBD]Okay, all right.
00:36:11:2700:36:12:19Dave [Xeros]Okay, alright.
00:36:14:0600:36:20:19Brin [GM]alright so the drunken Basil stumbles over she slams her drink down tips over a chair
00:36:15:1600:36:16:10Jesse [Foulclaw]jeez
00:36:22:1900:36:28:10Chris [TBD]I think you might have a problem with it to see if you haven’t been like coherent.
00:36:22:2200:36:28:10Dave [Xeros]I think you might have a problem there Missy. You haven’t been, like, coherent.
00:36:26:0600:36:37:15Brin [GM]quiet quiet I’ve been drinking Basil has been drinking more than usual it’s on
00:36:29:2200:36:34:15Steve [Nortle]Oh, you don’t want to snap at her. Trust me. Don’t snap it, Basil.
00:36:37:1500:36:47:01Brin [GM]this trip she’s not a huge victor but she’s been ridiculously drunk I can’t hold it very well you know what I mean
00:36:40:1800:36:43:01Dave [Xeros]She’s starting to drink more than me. Well, I mean,
00:36:44:1700:36:52:08Dave [Xeros]it’s the law of equivalent exchange. I’ve stopped drinking so much so someone has to pick it up.
00:36:53:2300:36:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]hello
00:36:54:2000:36:57:23Dave [Xeros]You’re pointing down? Up? Just thinking?
00:36:55:1500:36:57:24Chris [TBD]No, good. Thank you.
00:36:57:2800:37:09:07Brin [GM]listen there’s something i gotta do and I got to go and I’ll be
00:36:59:0800:36:59:18Dave [Xeros]Alright.
00:37:08:2200:37:10:01Chris [TBD]You’re gonna leave?!
00:37:10:0800:37:11:29Steve [Nortle]You want me to come with ya, sis?
00:37:13:1000:37:14:04Steve [Nortle]I will.
00:37:14:0800:37:17:14Chris [TBD]Are you- you… This is Drunk Basil saying this.
00:37:16:0100:37:26:13Brin [GM]This is Drunk Basley. My eyes are hot. My ears are droopy. I got droopy ears. Shut up!
00:37:20:1900:37:24:08Steve [Nortle]And pointing past Past not at
00:37:22:2500:37:25:06Dave [Xeros]She’s a lop ear right now, guys.
00:37:26:0900:37:27:19Dave [Xeros]It’s Loppy or Basil.
00:37:27:1100:37:31:03Brin [GM]I’m talking and I pick up a chair and I throw it.
00:37:28:2500:37:33:22Chris [TBD]I’m just going to take advantage of her.
00:37:31:2800:37:33:22Dave [Xeros]Someone’s going to take advantage of her.
00:37:34:2100:37:35:06Steve [Nortle]No
00:37:34:2200:37:45:02Brin [GM]No that’s never gonna happen especially right now and I fall over then back up. I’ll be
00:37:39:1100:37:41:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:37:39:1100:37:41:18Brin [GM][laughter]
00:37:39:1100:37:41:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:37:45:0200:37:49:08Brin [GM]back, and if anybody follows me cut you
00:37:52:2400:37:53:11Jesse [Foulclaw]going to sip
00:37:52:2500:37:56:25Steve [Nortle]I pointed a part on my arm. I’m like, she’s not lying.
00:37:55:0600:38:01:10Jesse [Foulclaw]you have some
00:37:56:1700:37:58:23Brin [GM]a quill? And I take one
00:37:59:0300:38:07:20Chris [TBD]TBD goes to stop you but he’s still within that four hours of slowness and by the time you’re gone, he says Wait
00:38:11:0500:38:12:09Chris [TBD]Don’t go
00:38:15:0300:38:16:08Chris [TBD]Where’s the bay
00:38:16:2200:38:26:21Dave [Xeros]we should follow up. I pull out my crystal ball of telepathy, and
00:38:20:1700:38:21:22Steve [Nortle]No, trust me.
00:38:23:1200:38:34:03Brin [GM]she used her butt i knew you were gonna fucking do this i the in every single time i did something i was planning this i was like dave’s gonna pull
00:38:26:1700:38:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:38:26:2100:38:29:24Dave [Xeros]I am going to use scrying.
00:38:27:0600:38:28:24Brin [GM][laughter]
00:38:27:1500:38:28:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:38:27:2500:38:28:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:38:30:2100:38:31:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:38:31:1100:38:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:38:31:2000:38:33:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:38:34:0300:38:40:23Brin [GM]out this fucking crystal ball and just get all up and i’m gonna have to do something and I don’t know how to combat it.
00:38:34:1700:38:36:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:38:38:2100:38:40:19Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:38:39:1100:38:40:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:38:39:2900:38:40:29Brin [GM][laughter]
00:38:41:2500:38:44:12Dave [Xeros]Think on your feet! Think on their feet! Think on our feet!
00:38:42:2100:38:48:23Steve [Nortle]That’s the mystery. That’s what’s so weird is you walk out and he can’t find you.
00:38:43:0800:38:53:02Jesse [Foulclaw]no it’s okay I have silent feathers at least I have a few silent feathers left so wherever she is going I’ll just fall
00:38:55:0600:38:56:27Steve [Nortle]Did you just air tag my sister?
00:38:58:1800:38:59:19Chris [TBD]air attack
00:38:59:1300:39:00:29Steve [Nortle]You feather tag my sisters?
00:39:00:1100:39:02:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m concerned for her safety
00:39:01:0600:39:02:11Brin [GM]A quill tag?
00:39:02:2000:39:03:15Steve [Nortle]No, no, no.
00:39:04:1600:39:15:28Steve [Nortle]All of you listen to me. Basil has these times when she’s got to blow off some steam. She’s gotと have some alone time. This is how I knew it was coming.
00:39:11:2600:39:14:10Dave [Xeros]She’s been drinking for like four days, man.
00:39:15:0200:39:21:22Chris [TBD]is this like a monthly thing or something
00:39:16:0500:39:23:03Steve [Nortle]She has to refuel before the rocket can launch. That’s not anachronistic. No, it’s not that bad.
00:39:23:1700:39:31:23Dave [Xeros]Are you saying something? By the way, when I was a lady, I experienced The Monthly Thing, and I was just like, what the Sam hell is this?
00:39:25:0600:39:26:06Chris [TBD]I’m asking
00:39:31:1100:39:33:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:39:31:2300:39:41:11Dave [Xeros]the freaking cramps were killing me yeah well you shouldn’t kiss me
00:39:31:2900:39:33:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:39:32:0700:39:32:23Brin [GM]didn’t!
00:39:34:1800:39:37:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah you were pretty cranky that day
00:39:35:0100:39:35:25Steve [Nortle]that’s what i
00:39:37:0700:39:39:22Steve [Nortle]yeah that’s why I still have a bruise
00:39:39:2800:39:41:10Brin [GM]Well thank goodness
00:39:41:2000:39:43:25Steve [Nortle]I just wanted to interdigitate
00:39:43:2500:39:44:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:39:44:2200:39:48:02Chris [TBD]Okay, so Basil is gone.
00:39:48:2700:39:50:25Steve [Nortle]it’s best if we let her go
00:39:50:1300:39:53:02Jesse [Foulclaw]doesn’t she need like a designated driver she doesn’t seem like
00:39:54:0400:39:59:12Steve [Nortle]that’s part of this is all part of she has got it on her own
00:40:00:2000:40:01:29Brin [GM]He knows what he’s talking about
00:40:01:2300:40:02:19Jesse [Foulclaw]who’s talking
00:40:02:2500:40:04:15Chris [TBD]It’s her brother after all.
00:40:05:0200:40:07:21Jesse [Foulclaw]okay all right I guess
00:40:06:1900:40:10:09Steve [Nortle]okay we’re not even going talk about what happened in ninth grade
00:40:10:2500:40:11:16Jesse [Foulclaw]goodbye or anything
00:40:12:1800:40:16:07Chris [TBD]She said goodbye. She said she’d cut me if I tried to follow her.
00:40:17:1500:40:20:23Steve [Nortle]and the goodbye usually just involves a middle finger anyway
00:40:21:1400:40:31:01Dave [Xeros]yeah she needs to chill out man like actually she was kind of bringing down the potty anyway i mean if you if you’re really thinking about she wasn’t a very good ladonna
00:40:23:0300:40:25:20Jesse [Foulclaw]whether or not she remembers that happens
00:40:27:0100:40:31:01Chris [TBD]I mean… Remember that Tee’s not very good at this time?
00:40:31:0100:40:36:10Dave [Xeros]fan she was just kind of like swearing the whole time and like stumbling and like she couldn’t
00:40:34:1600:40:35:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah but
00:40:35:0800:40:41:00Steve [Nortle]she did mouth most of the words like she didn’t really know them
00:40:36:1000:40:43:20Dave [Xeros]even dance it was bad yeah yeah she was totally like playing
00:40:37:2000:40:38:13Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah but
00:40:41:1900:40:45:27Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s not a big LaDonna fan that is kind of a big red flag laughing
00:40:44:0400:40:45:03Brin [GM]is gonna walk back in
00:40:44:0500:40:49:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:40:44:1400:40:45:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:40:44:2400:40:49:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:40:46:0200:40:49:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:40:47:2500:40:52:01Brin [GM]and this is what she’s gonna do and then she’s going to bound away
00:40:51:2000:40:54:01Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the cutest little part
00:40:54:0100:41:15:16Jesse [Foulclaw]we know
00:40:54:0700:40:59:23Dave [Xeros]it’s big big buff and it’s like remember it’s just like a like a uh q-tip like
00:40:54:1200:40:55:11Brin [GM][laughter]
00:40:55:0500:40:56:06Chris [TBD]Big, big…
00:40:58:0700:40:59:05Steve [Nortle]tiny little
00:41:01:0800:41:02:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:41:01:1500:41:09:13Brin [GM]but not that kind of groom the good kind of animal oh it’s even worse one second, I went to a pet
00:41:05:1300:41:08:06Dave [Xeros]Okay, now you should go follow up.
00:41:09:0800:41:10:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:41:09:0800:41:10:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:41:11:0400:41:14:20Brin [GM]there’s no way I got my hair brushed by
00:41:15:1600:41:18:11Jesse [Foulclaw]what you’re trying to say
00:41:16:0500:41:17:15Brin [GM]still so bad
00:41:19:0600:41:23:27Brin [GM]I’m and i’m a bunny and i got my there’s fuck i’m not
00:41:22:0800:41:29:09Dave [Xeros]There you go. I mean, hey I just yelled back to you You know what? You look good groomed Maybe you should do that more
00:41:26:1500:41:36:12Chris [TBD]I mean… Maybe you should do that more. Yep. Make… Make the choices! Remember idiots
00:41:29:0000:41:30:16Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t forget your scriptures
00:41:30:1200:41:32:02Brin [GM]and you just hear in the distance
00:41:30:2100:41:34:04Dave [Xeros]Yep Make make good choices
00:41:31:1700:41:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]take these with you
00:41:35:1800:41:37:09Dave [Xeros]Remember idiots in your prayers
00:41:37:1700:41:43:09Jesse [Foulclaw]she stumbles off into the darkness yelling at her
00:41:40:2600:41:42:22Dave [Xeros]She like falls into a river
00:41:42:2600:41:43:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:41:43:0300:41:52:27Brin [GM]i jump up and i and i try to jump over a tree but i just land in it and then fall out of it but i don’t take falling damage because
00:41:43:2800:41:45:24Steve [Nortle]it’s all part of the plan
00:41:49:1800:41:50:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:41:51:2500:41:52:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:41:52:1100:41:53:06Dave [Xeros]there’s a bunch of
00:41:52:2700:41:59:29Brin [GM]i landed on my feet and i knock out one
00:41:54:0700:42:04:23Dave [Xeros]little kids running past and I’m like hey, I will give you 400 gold if you use that bunny as a pinata go! go! they’re gonna chase
00:42:03:2700:42:04:27Chris [TBD]they’re going to chase me.
00:42:06:1300:42:08:19Steve [Nortle]do that You have just sent children to their death.
00:42:08:1800:42:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw]the hell
00:42:09:2500:42:12:29Brin [GM]all come back three of the
00:42:09:2500:42:15:21Steve [Nortle]Yeah, they probably came from a village near River.
00:42:12:2900:42:25:10Brin [GM]four are missing their front teeth but really
00:42:16:2800:42:17:26Dave [Xeros]idiots full of grace
00:42:19:0900:42:25:06Dave [Xeros]i just need to do like 20 more of these right? is that it? oh, ok
00:42:22:0500:42:24:09Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe like 40 I don’t
00:42:25:1000:42:37:04Brin [GM]though eros eros has also been acting somewhat strange okay these tyrants that we’ve been going to um every once in a while during the night he will go off in the corner
00:42:37:0400:42:46:03Brin [GM]and he sits down with people wearing blue robes. And they have these strange little name facts
00:42:43:1100:42:43:20Chris [TBD]Oh!
00:42:49:2700:42:51:16Dave [Xeros]they look like the ones that
00:42:50:0700:42:53:13Brin [GM]they keep referring to themselves as the moon shenaries
00:42:53:1600:42:55:11Dave [Xeros]the moon shenaries Yes.
00:42:53:2300:42:55:09Chris [TBD]Moon shenanigans got it.
00:42:56:2300:42:58:10Chris [TBD]That’s very good, that’s very clever.
00:42:57:0800:43:03:08Dave [Xeros]You know what? They have good philosophical questions that I’m trying to answer.
00:42:58:0800:42:59:26Jesse [Foulclaw]for us
00:43:03:1700:43:08:29Brin [GM]so Eros has been sitting down taking some discussions with them
00:43:06:0700:43:06:24Steve [Nortle]Hermeneutics
00:43:07:0200:43:07:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:43:08:2300:43:19:15Dave [Xeros]The funny thing is when I sit with them, I turn on my white fire and it just is all consuming of all of us and so I was trying to block that out just to make it look like I was sleeping
00:43:19:1500:43:26:01Dave [Xeros]but they didn’t work. It’s fine. I’m okay with the moon shenaries. They’re great. They’re good people.
00:43:20:0600:43:21:08Brin [GM]it didn’t work
00:43:26:0300:43:37:22Brin [GM]mmhmm and you’re you continue to meet with them okay so this goes on let’s see we’ve been on the spender for a while days are passing you’re losing track
00:43:30:2400:43:31:11Dave [Xeros]That’s fine
00:43:37:2200:43:40:11Brin [GM]so many concerts it’s getting old
00:43:40:0800:43:41:29Chris [TBD]We’re getting sick of the same playlist
00:43:41:2000:43:47:13Jesse [Foulclaw]could never get tired oh my god gosh she gets better on stage every time
00:43:44:1800:43:51:29Brin [GM]and in the in between in between these concerts here he’s listening to the same songs
00:43:48:2400:43:55:13Dave [Xeros]so many times he keeps on buying the same t-shirt at every concert
00:43:51:2900:43:59:02Brin [GM]on repeat he has it in four different
00:43:57:2600:44:07:08Jesse [Foulclaw]uh yeah so what i had to leave behind a few weapons but look at the t -shirt i got to fit
00:43:58:0900:44:20:00Dave [Xeros]yes it’s his entire pack is just la donna t -shirts the same la dona t -shirt and
00:44:05:2300:44:07:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:44:06:2200:44:07:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:44:07:0800:44:16:23Jesse [Foulclaw]my bag okay uh do we have a i’m pretty sure we have guys because i like all these concerts right
00:44:17:2000:44:22:20Brin [GM]that many concert tickets consecutively and merch and all
00:44:20:0000:44:20:22Dave [Xeros]t -shots
00:44:22:2000:44:29:29Brin [GM]that stuff definitely be a pass and you even went out with LaDonna one night
00:44:31:2200:44:42:10Dave [Xeros]oh okay so i pull out my i pull up my crystal ball of scrine And I want you to recount said date.
00:44:32:0300:44:34:04Chris [TBD]You dirty dog, palclaw.
00:44:35:0600:44:38:03Steve [Nortle]He’s an owl in, not a dog.
00:44:37:1300:44:39:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:44:37:2300:44:39:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:44:39:1200:44:40:26Chris [TBD]You dirty bird!
00:44:42:2000:44:53:08Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re meeting with the moon shenaries you can’t look at this right now you’re you’re busy I specifically coordinated our date with your motionary appointment is that how you say it? I don’t know how to say it
00:44:42:2400:44:48:06Dave [Xeros]You are LaDonna. No, no, no. No, I saw you…
00:44:44:2000:44:46:02Chris [TBD]No no no no! No, no, no.
00:44:49:2300:44:51:25Dave [Xeros]Uh-uh. Uh-huh. No, nononono.
00:44:51:1800:44:52:05Chris [TBD]Mooshanary?
00:44:52:2800:45:03:02Dave [Xeros]Okay. The Moonshenaries? No. The Moonghenaries actually said, hey, why is Falclaw absconding with some hot dream chick
00:44:57:0100:45:04:19Brin [GM]LaDona has the Donna has some gnarly
00:44:59:2300:45:03:04Chris [TBD]from like Grimchick
00:45:07:0400:45:07:25Dave [Xeros]Silvery Box?
00:45:09:1600:45:13:15Jesse [Foulclaw]No, it’s even stronger. That’s all you have to say. It’s even strong.
00:45:11:1500:45:15:28Dave [Xeros]No, you can’t do that. There’s no such thing as… Well, you roll for it. Do you wanna roll for It?
00:45:12:1300:45:14:13Chris [TBD]there’s no such thing as Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:13:1300:45:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:14:1200:45:15:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:16:2300:45:24:05Dave [Xeros]okay so on yeah she’s using a spell to stop me from scrying on her and so I’m
00:45:17:1900:45:20:14Chris [TBD]I thought Silvery Barbs was only to reverse like a spell.
00:45:24:0500:45:30:12Dave [Xeros]using silvery bobs on her spelled it’s no nope because i want to hear about the
00:45:25:1300:45:33:06Chris [TBD]We’re back to that? I thought we were beyond that. Oh, scrying on them.
00:45:31:2400:45:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I think she was going to tell us about it anyway a little bit.
00:45:33:0700:45:35:09Brin [GM]know we could ask
00:45:36:1100:45:37:15Chris [TBD]Just ask him.
00:45:37:1600:45:42:03Dave [Xeros]that you know what he’s not going to tell us the truth though that’s the thing is like there’s the foul claw
00:45:40:1100:45:43:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I always tell the truth.
00:45:48:0400:45:49:01Steve [Nortle]High three!
00:45:49:1800:45:50:11Chris [TBD]Man!
00:45:49:2200:45:51:29Dave [Xeros]guys I just saw
00:45:52:0400:45:52:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Did you…
00:45:53:1800:46:00:13Dave [Xeros]la donna’s boobs because he was touching them i’m gonna take a i’m like
00:45:59:0600:46:05:13Brin [GM]it was just a little it was just a little he lifted dropped and walked away
00:45:59:2100:46:03:04Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh. I’m going to push
00:46:00:1600:46:07:16Steve [Nortle]a little scoopage
00:46:01:0900:46:07:09Dave [Xeros]I’m going to push this. I’m gonna push the sides
00:46:03:0400:46:13:28Chris [TBD]the one time they tune in.
00:46:03:2300:46:07:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Was this a… Okay, but just… I don’t I
00:46:08:1300:46:09:12Dave [Xeros]I saw that
00:46:09:0300:46:11:06Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t have hands to begin with so I don’ know how
00:46:10:2600:46:12:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:46:10:2600:46:13:13Brin [GM][laughter]
00:46:12:1900:46:14:05Dave [Xeros]The one time you don’t have it
00:46:12:2200:46:13:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t even know how
00:46:15:0300:46:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I could do that
00:46:15:1900:46:21:10Dave [Xeros]Okay, when you did that I pushed the two sides of my crystal ball telepathy and I Take a snapshot
00:46:22:1700:46:25:00Dave [Xeros]And I’m just gonna be like are you sure about that?
00:46:30:1500:46:32:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Silvery Barbs I’m going to try and delete that
00:46:32:0900:46:33:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:46:32:2900:46:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:46:33:0300:46:38:13Brin [GM]delete that don’t worry there’s nowhere to post okay yep
00:46:34:0100:46:35:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’ t have that spell
00:46:37:0000:46:39:02Chris [TBD]That’s true.
00:46:38:1100:46:39:11Dave [Xeros]the bard net
00:46:40:0500:46:42:00Brin [GM]alright so
00:46:41:1400:46:42:23Dave [Xeros]it’s gonna become her
00:46:42:0700:46:47:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I need To know anything else about this date? Did we do anything else besides Appropriately talk to each other
00:46:47:1700:46:48:05Brin [GM]are definitely
00:46:48:0800:46:49:16Dave [Xeros]it was consensual
00:46:49:1800:46:52:08Brin [GM]definitely dating I mean I think you’re dating
00:46:52:1000:46:53:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Hell yeah, we are
00:46:54:1300:47:03:22Brin [GM]okay so they’re trying and you’ve been you’ve been trying to take these um spanquils from me
00:46:54:2000:46:58:29Dave [Xeros]and because of your like quills and stuff you’re super silent all the time
00:47:04:1600:47:15:22Brin [GM]and nortal uh -oh i didn’t think about actually no this is great just kidding never mind you’ve ben trying to tag them because
00:47:08:2500:47:09:20Jesse [Foulclaw]So that we can
00:47:15:2200:47:18:11Brin [GM]you want to be in or do you already have spanquills with her
00:47:18:1300:47:24:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I think the way I ended it I think I had one when we introduced this Because we had like a scroll going back and forth
00:47:22:1100:47:28:29Brin [GM]with her that’s right you did no that’s great let’s keep it that way that’s awesome I forgot about
00:47:24:0200:47:35:08Jesse [Foulclaw]but you can do whatever okay i have my own protected span quill that’s tucked away where it can’t be plucked off my person even though i probably don’t need to worry about that anymore
00:47:32:1100:47:33:28Brin [GM]that’s right and it just
00:47:35:0900:47:41:15Steve [Nortle]There are so many feathers you’re going to have to try to get through.
00:47:36:2000:47:38:17Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna try to get that spanquill
00:47:38:1000:47:39:07Brin [GM]don’t you worry
00:47:42:1300:47:51:06Dave [Xeros]every night I want every night to make a roll to see if I can steal that spanqill so I can start texting LaDonna in the middle of the night
00:47:42:2000:47:43:15Chris [TBD]and a haystack
00:47:52:1000:47:53:07Dave [Xeros]just scriptures
00:47:52:2200:47:54:27Brin [GM]that’s fine oh I’m sure
00:47:55:0000:47:56:29Steve [Nortle]She wouldn’t know it was anyone else.
00:47:56:0200:47:58:18Brin [GM]he’s been trying to convert her for a long time
00:47:57:1600:48:07:13Jesse [Foulclaw]we don’t talk about that every time we’re together i’ve been i’ve
00:48:00:0500:48:06:13Brin [GM]he makes her a fresh and crispy pamphlet every single time they go out
00:48:07:1300:48:18:21Jesse [Foulclaw]starting to i’ve ben uh petitioning the church of idiots to consider turning some of her lyrics into a book of scripture perhaps because because of their
00:48:15:1000:48:21:08Dave [Xeros]hymn real a book of scripture okay i think you might get into the
00:48:17:0500:48:17:19Chris [TBD]Really?
00:48:18:2600:48:19:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:20:2200:48:23:10Steve [Nortle]Their profundity. Their profundities.
00:48:21:0400:48:28:22Jesse [Foulclaw]holiness profundity what Nortle said that four syllable word just said
00:48:23:1100:48:23:25Chris [TBD]Okay
00:48:28:2200:48:35:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I barely
00:48:32:0200:48:38:06Dave [Xeros]this decision should we all start it i’ll start sending me i’m in good standing with my tithing
00:48:36:1900:48:37:17Chris [TBD]I’m in good standing
00:48:40:0100:48:41:21Steve [Nortle]And I barely know how
00:48:43:2300:48:44:08Brin [GM]okay
00:48:45:2800:48:47:14Dave [Xeros]y s
00:48:51:2300:49:03:15Brin [GM]all right so we’re all sitting in the tavern that we started at not me though basil’s gone okay you guys are completely like you have no idea what you’re doing
00:49:03:1500:49:15:08Brin [GM]you’re lost in purpose and it’s been a few weeks that you follow around these concerts la donna okay and you’re all just like you don’t know what to do you’re
00:49:15:0800:49:17:14Brin [GM]al finishing your drink and you
00:49:17:0500:49:25:29Dave [Xeros]think la donna would let me and TBD open for her at some point because this is just kind
00:49:21:1600:49:23:08Steve [Nortle]she needs another roadie
00:49:26:0900:49:33:02Steve [Nortle]do you think she should join our party i could drop a stat sheet for her
00:49:27:2900:49:35:22Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know if we i donno i donna if we’re like the
00:49:35:2200:49:43:12Jesse [Foulclaw]same tier as ladana as far as experience
00:49:41:1400:49:50:29Dave [Xeros]saying that we couldn’t open for her is that what you’re saying can you can you at least can you
00:49:43:1200:49:51:15Jesse [Foulclaw]um and i’ll it might be a possibility it could be i’m not gonna say that it’s impossible I’m not going to say.
00:49:48:1900:49:52:07Brin [GM]do I need to make you roll right now
00:49:49:0600:49:56:06Chris [TBD]This is a persuasion roll.
00:49:51:2100:50:05:01Dave [Xeros]can you ask her please yeah you’ll have to go persuade her i want
00:49:54:0100:49:58:20Jesse [Foulclaw]All right, I’ll maybe bring it up.
00:49:57:2000:50:02:01Brin [GM]um you decide to just walk away
00:50:05:0100:50:06:06Dave [Xeros]to make persuasion check
00:50:05:1100:50:08:17Brin [GM]and that’s fine go ahead
00:50:08:0700:50:13:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m scrolling. I’m turning away and I’m scoring with Donna right now. Don’t respond to any messages from here.
00:50:10:1800:50:22:02Brin [GM]over so off to the side of this tavern they have almost like a bulletin board news there’s random flyers things going on and then
00:50:22:0200:50:32:02Brin [GM]you guys overhear the bartender it’s pretty the night is still pretty young and the bartenders like last call and everyone
00:50:32:0200:50:34:06Brin [GM]everyone exactly everyone’s like what
00:50:34:1000:50:38:22Dave [Xeros]not drinking but that’s that’s bullshit that’s
00:50:34:1500:50:36:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, finally. Yes, that’s good.
00:50:37:0900:50:39:08Brin [GM]yep everyone’s complaining groaning
00:50:38:1900:50:41:13Jesse [Foulclaw]This is good because tomorrow is the Sabbath
00:50:39:2200:50:51:15Chris [TBD]Can I make an investigation check to see how this bartender said that? Like, he was nervous or… Okay.
00:50:40:0400:50:42:06Steve [Nortle]I just need some more turtle soup.
00:50:51:0000:50:52:07Dave [Xeros]Looked like he was possessed.
00:50:52:0400:50:54:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, here we go. This is…
00:50:55:0300:50:55:28Dave [Xeros]Hey, it’s okay.
00:50:56:0100:50:57:12Chris [TBD]20. Unnatural 20.
00:50:58:2600:51:00:01Chris [TBD]15 plus 5.
00:50:59:1000:51:03:02Brin [GM]so everyone’s groaning whining and complaining
00:51:03:2900:51:07:13Chris [TBD]And I’m eyeing the bartender.
00:51:05:0000:51:14:02Brin [GM]hey listen in it’s not my fault okay this is why because my man boy has got to get different okay
00:51:05:2100:51:06:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m sorry.
00:51:14:0500:51:15:04Jesse [Foulclaw]That was awesome.
00:51:15:2500:51:18:21Dave [Xeros]That’s kind of a sexy bartender voice we got going on there.
00:51:16:1200:51:17:17Chris [TBD]We finally get to hear it.
00:51:18:1600:51:20:19Jesse [Foulclaw]This is what we’ve all been waiting for.
00:51:22:2100:51:23:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:51:24:1100:51:26:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Is he on the intercom now?
00:51:25:2700:51:27:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:51:25:2700:51:27:25Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:51:25:2700:51:27:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:51:27:1800:51:29:26Steve [Nortle]It’s way better than my female voice.
00:51:28:0800:51:34:06Brin [GM]he’s like i’m so sorry i’ve got there’s problems with shipments
00:51:34:2200:51:36:10Dave [Xeros]That’s okay, I just got my pants.
00:51:35:1200:51:47:04Brin [GM]there’s y’all heard about the mist spreading around like a disease well I haven’t had a shipment of any spirits or anything for the past
00:51:36:2400:51:42:27Chris [TBD]What color is the mist?
00:51:47:0400:51:50:13Brin [GM]two weeks and all
00:51:48:0300:51:58:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros, can you translate? I know sometimes you use I believe what you call euphemisms to describe things. Is mist a code word going around? Is that a code words
00:51:58:0400:52:02:09Jesse [Foulclaw]for TBDs?
00:51:59:0100:51:59:18Steve [Nortle]STDs
00:52:00:2400:52:08:29Brin [GM]as you walk over as Falclaw walks over to the board, you guys see oh no my flyer
00:52:10:1300:52:13:12Brin [GM]hold on let me get on here I forgot to pull this up you guys
00:52:13:0300:52:22:13Dave [Xeros]Coming back to the idea of me knowing what the mist means unfortunately i do not i’ve been meeting with these guys every
00:52:15:0100:52:16:04Brin [GM]talk for a second
00:52:19:0800:52:19:23Chris [TBD]I do not.
00:52:22:1300:52:28:11Dave [Xeros]night not that way just kind of been missing out on a lot of like chat has been going on so
00:52:28:1100:52:34:19Dave [Xeros]you know what i think we should look into this um there hasn’t been a whole lot of crabs
00:52:34:1900:52:46:09Dave [Xeros]let’s just letting you know we’re close to the sea but hey nordal can you explain to him
00:52:37:0600:52:43:01Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know if I know i don’t know crabs like land crabs
00:52:43:0900:52:44:22Steve [Nortle]Next to the C-word.
00:52:46:0900:52:50:05Dave [Xeros]what crabs are real quick while I
00:52:51:1300:52:52:20Dave [Xeros]go pray.
00:52:55:1800:52:57:25Dave [Xeros]completely wrong. Why am I the only one here?
00:52:57:2400:53:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s what i was guessing that’s what i thought they were
00:52:58:2800:53:00:18Steve [Nortle]Yeah, yeah, it makes sense
00:52:59:2600:53:05:28Chris [TBD]TBD is staring at the wall with like The look of fear on his face Thinking back about all the crabs
00:53:05:2600:53:14:01Dave [Xeros]All the times he had crabs or just the crabs. He’s got that song in his head Crab people
00:53:10:0500:53:21:03Chris [TBD]He’s just got that song in his head And then he shudders
00:53:10:2800:53:20:15Brin [GM]Okay, I can’t believe I forgot to print this. This was like a huge…hold on let me pull this up.
00:53:21:0300:53:24:17Chris [TBD]the mist
00:53:21:1600:53:24:23Brin [GM]Let’s see if I could make it bigger here so you guys can see it better.
00:53:24:0400:53:28:10Jesse [Foulclaw]can we roll for another drink or something are we drunk at this point or something have we been
00:53:26:1800:53:29:17Steve [Nortle]I’m drunk yet!
00:53:27:0900:53:33:10Chris [TBD]are there any girls okay
00:53:28:1400:53:30:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:53:30:1000:53:31:08Brin [GM]Am i trying?
00:53:34:0500:53:42:08Jesse [Foulclaw]would like to repeat that for one am glad the bar is closing through because tomorrow is a sabbath and we can go home and get ready
00:53:39:1500:53:44:18Dave [Xeros]Okay We’re going all the way back to Trinity
00:53:44:2300:53:45:13Jesse [Foulclaw]no no
00:53:46:2400:53:52:00Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the seventh day anywhere that you are doesn’t matter, you don’t have to be in
00:53:52:0300:53:54:20Steve [Nortle]The advent of the seventh day has arrived.
00:53:53:1900:53:59:07Dave [Xeros]This is the thing, though. I’m really wondering how on earth Nortle knows it’s the seventh day?
00:53:54:0100:53:56:07Chris [TBD]I’m really
00:53:54:1200:53:55:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:53:55:0100:53:57:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:53:56:1600:54:03:27Steve [Nortle]Two, three, four, five, six, seven! Aha!
00:54:00:1600:54:04:06Dave [Xeros]One, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, okay now.
00:54:05:1700:54:15:12Brin [GM]just naturally talking to the table like drunken idiots it’s perfect I don’t even I know how to tell you what do I get I could literally just leap right now all
00:54:08:1200:54:08:22Dave [Xeros]What?
00:54:10:2200:54:12:16Steve [Nortle]We’re not even role-playing.
00:54:16:0900:54:19:19Jesse [Foulclaw]we would know this is what I see
00:54:17:2300:54:25:10Brin [GM]right ok so you walk over you walk over to this little bulletin board thing, and this is what you see. I’m really hoping
00:54:17:2400:54:18:26Steve [Nortle]I’m sorry, Brid.
00:54:18:1600:54:20:05Chris [TBD]You passing it?
00:54:24:0100:54:24:23Steve [Nortle]Oh wow.
00:54:25:1000:54:37:04Brin [GM]this doesn’t flip, okay? I meant…I meant to…oh yeah there you go because there’s no way your can do this. I meant to put it up on here that was the idea but-and of course i forgot about it cause’i was so worried about this menu, okay.
00:54:25:2100:54:27:18Chris [TBD]You’re blocking everyone.
00:54:28:1900:54:29:17Chris [TBD]I’ll hold it for you.
00:54:33:2200:54:34:11Dave [Xeros]That’s fine.
00:54:35:1000:54:36:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I like this
00:54:37:1700:54:39:09Chris [TBD]Can TBD read it?
00:54:39:0900:54:42:04Jesse [Foulclaw]the image is cool I am the one who’s seeing it on the board
00:54:41:0500:54:43:29Dave [Xeros]Nortl can’t, so TBD you probably should read it.
00:54:42:2400:54:44:21Chris [TBD]Okay, so I’ll go up and
00:54:44:0500:54:48:02Steve [Nortle]I can read just fine. I know all about comparative hermeneutics.
00:54:47:2800:54:58:21Chris [TBD]Oh! Let me see that then I’ll rip it out of his hands. All shipments of spirits are hereby postponed until further past the darkness advances.
00:55:00:1000:55:02:17Chris [TBD]Castle Leary seeking aid
00:55:05:0500:55:06:04Dave [Xeros]more of those words man.
00:55:08:2500:55:18:01Chris [TBD]in solving and containing dark, mysterious mist. Please help before it consumes us all. I’d like to consume some more drinks.
00:55:18:1500:55:21:22Dave [Xeros]I reach into my pants and I pull one out like hey man
00:55:22:1300:55:25:19Chris [TBD]Oh! Wait, in small print. Potential compensation?
00:55:26:2400:55:27:20Brin [GM]was hoping
00:55:29:1100:55:32:06Chris [TBD]Well, I’ve only got like 200 gold left.
00:55:34:1100:55:36:02Dave [Xeros]I’m running low
00:55:35:2500:55:39:10Chris [TBD]Hey, who put this here? I asked the barkeep who put that there.
00:55:41:1500:55:52:19Brin [GM]bartender yeah his
00:55:42:0100:55:44:23Dave [Xeros]House Leary apparently didn’t you just read it
00:55:42:2100:55:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw]wait did you just say there’s a darkness there’s some problem out there
00:55:48:1000:55:51:01Chris [TBD]I don’t know, I just saw that there was a job potential.
00:55:52:1900:56:02:21Brin [GM]darkness is spreading around you know? And uh…I’m out of everything all my back start gone there’s nothing I can do. All of you need to leave!
00:55:55:1600:55:56:00Dave [Xeros]it’s
00:56:01:0800:56:07:25Jesse [Foulclaw]why can’t why can’t people go out into the mist or what’s what’s the problem with the mist
00:56:03:0200:56:04:15Chris [TBD]What does The Dark Mist do?
00:56:08:2400:56:12:27Brin [GM]Y’all look like I know, I run this bar every night and you gotta go figure it out for yourself?
00:56:13:1600:56:15:05Dave [Xeros]as the quest giver I feel
00:56:15:1300:56:16:23Jesse [Foulclaw]if i understand his accent but
00:56:17:2500:56:21:20Chris [TBD]Maybe there’s some guy in the corner with a mask like, I was born in the mist!
00:56:18:0700:56:19:23Dave [Xeros]that’s about I mean we can just go
00:56:22:0200:56:23:26Steve [Nortle]But I’m a fan of it!
00:56:23:0800:56:28:21Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah can we look out the window and can we see it is it like
00:56:23:2300:56:25:23Dave [Xeros]should we just go figure out what this mist is
00:56:25:2900:56:27:01Steve [Nortle]Yeah, can you look up?
00:56:28:2100:56:37:13Jesse [Foulclaw]is it surrounded the building like where’s this castle leery
00:56:31:2300:56:35:23Brin [GM]It’s spreading, it’s starting, it seems like the epicenter is right at Castle Leary.
00:56:37:0600:56:38:29Brin [GM]Is that a word they said back then?
00:56:38:2000:56:40:21Chris [TBD]That’s totally a word. That’s total good word.
00:56:39:0600:56:39:18Dave [Xeros]absolutely
00:56:40:0600:56:41:15Steve [Nortle]It’s anachronistic.
00:56:42:2200:56:43:29Steve [Nortle]Oh, sorry, wrong game.
00:56:43:1600:56:49:02Brin [GM]You gotta go- Oh yeah, we gotta pull up- Okay Dave, you might have to remind me how to do this, how to pull up this map.
00:56:46:2900:56:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw]that word does not exist in any of the texts
00:56:48:0600:56:50:03Steve [Nortle]This is any one that does.
00:56:50:1500:56:53:22Dave [Xeros]The map? You’re going to click, right-click. Yeah.
00:56:51:1000:56:53:06Chris [TBD]You’re gonna flip right-flip
00:56:52:0400:56:53:04Brin [GM]Yes. This one.
00:56:52:0500:56:52:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:56:53:2300:56:54:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:56:54:0200:56:55:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:56:54:2300:56:55:10Chris [TBD]and then
00:56:55:1100:56:56:24Jesse [Foulclaw]it appears when you say
00:56:57:1900:56:59:13Dave [Xeros]There you go. You are the world.
00:57:01:0200:57:02:14Steve [Nortle]This is the world.
00:57:02:0000:57:04:27Dave [Xeros]The magical… You cannot.
00:57:02:1200:57:08:06Brin [GM]do I zoom in can i zoom in is that possible I cannot okay that’s okay no you’re good
00:57:04:2800:57:06:24Chris [TBD]that’s what I would
00:57:05:2900:57:07:05Dave [Xeros]That’s what I was working on.
00:57:08:0600:57:16:02Brin [GM]ok so Castle Leary right here
00:57:12:0100:57:15:02Dave [Xeros]It’s right there underneath the House of Light Horse.
00:57:14:1600:57:17:07Chris [TBD]right there
00:57:16:1300:57:18:07Dave [Xeros]Right there. Yep, right there.
00:57:18:1400:57:26:00Brin [GM]okay so I don’t can you guys see this little mouse on there yeah okay good okay this is where you guys are headed
00:57:18:1900:57:38:12Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yep well do
00:57:21:1100:57:21:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:57:26:0000:57:37:00Brin [GM]and you’re not too far off it’s about a good day’s travel okay and And, you guys want to go?
00:57:36:2800:57:48:08Steve [Nortle]No offense, Fowlclaw but you know how much
00:57:38:1200:57:42:02Jesse [Foulclaw]we have aren’t there more shows you guys sure we want to i think isn’t there
00:57:40:1700:57:46:21Dave [Xeros]But she’s going all the way to Iritha That’s the next, man. We’re going to have to go across the freaking middle sea.
00:57:48:0800:57:49:07Steve [Nortle]I like castles.
00:57:50:1600:57:52:04Dave [Xeros]He likes gothic castles.
00:57:52:2900:57:56:24Steve [Nortle]They remind me of my mother.
00:57:55:2500:57:58:05Chris [TBD]I’m totally broke, man. I need some money.
00:57:59:2900:58:03:29Chris [TBD]I gave you all the money that I had for the class of LaTona shift.
00:58:03:1800:58:04:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I feel like you’re going to have to persuade
00:58:07:0600:58:09:03Chris [TBD]You poor need money.
00:58:10:1800:58:12:08Chris [TBD]That’s a 12.
00:58:11:1900:58:18:02Dave [Xeros]Oh, I’ll give you that. I’ll tell you what it is. Give me the help action on this one. Oh, man! Okay, what are we? Persuasion?
00:58:12:2000:58:23:16Jesse [Foulclaw]What does it have to be? A knight? Nortal Persuasion?
00:58:18:0200:58:20:00Steve [Nortle]I did 19 on Persuasion.
00:58:20:0500:58:23:15Dave [Xeros]You got a 19… Okay, man, you got it. Use…
00:58:23:0200:58:26:05Steve [Nortle]I really want to see this castle
00:58:24:2900:58:26:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:58:27:2800:58:28:28Dave [Xeros]The end.
00:58:30:0000:58:32:14Steve [Nortle]you would be able to provide a bird’s eye view
00:58:32:2400:58:34:29Dave [Xeros]Oh, that’s right. You know what?
00:58:33:0200:58:34:04Brin [GM]Aw dang
00:58:35:1300:58:39:27Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s appealing to my service oriented self.
00:58:37:0300:58:39:28Steve [Nortle]surface oriented self
00:58:39:0700:58:45:25Dave [Xeros]I can scry through his eyes and he’s like a drone. He could fly over…
00:58:39:1100:58:40:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:58:44:0100:58:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Gosh, I swear the only reason they want me around is look at him! Look at him!!
00:58:46:2700:58:54:23Chris [TBD]pretty high up.
00:58:47:2500:58:51:08Dave [Xeros]We never get to see the bird’s eye view.
00:58:54:1900:58:57:02Jesse [Foulclaw]He gets too…
00:58:55:2900:58:57:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
00:58:56:1900:58:58:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:58:57:0700:59:02:23Dave [Xeros]we’re talking 60 feet. We wanna see the spires. Can we see the spies, Fout Blonde?
00:59:01:2300:59:04:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Fine, I’ll help I’m a good person and I’ll have you.
00:59:04:2100:59:05:09Steve [Nortle]yay
00:59:06:0600:59:14:04Dave [Xeros]a hot blonde up there with really long hair can you let me know i uh no yeah no yeah yeah
00:59:08:2700:59:09:25Steve [Nortle]isn’t that you
00:59:11:0500:59:13:25Steve [Nortle]oh right the drink I forgot
00:59:16:2300:59:24:23Steve [Nortle]before we leave the little area is there like a magic shop or something where I can go see if they have any tortle-related tarot cards.
00:59:24:2500:59:25:21Brin [GM]Absolutely.
00:59:25:0700:59:28:02Dave [Xeros]uh I thought The Mist had blocked everything
00:59:29:0800:59:31:17Chris [TBD]a town surrounding the castle?
00:59:29:0900:59:34:28Steve [Nortle]No, it’s preventing shipments from coming in and then it’s not like it’s actually around us right now.
00:59:35:0800:59:39:13Brin [GM]So towards the end of chapter three
00:59:40:2700:59:49:28Brin [GM]this mist has been spreading for like two to three weeks. It started basically right around when we graduated
00:59:45:1500:59:45:22Steve [Nortle]Oh.
00:59:45:2000:59:47:17Dave [Xeros]started when we were all the way up in Cineday
00:59:50:2800:59:52:23Steve [Nortle]That’s probably a coincidence.
00:59:52:1400:59:53:13Brin [GM]been spreading since
00:59:54:0700:59:59:07Dave [Xeros]We had nothing to do with that. We had NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT it’s a coincidence
00:59:57:2901:00:04:12Jesse [Foulclaw]didn’t there are no such things as coincidences
00:59:59:1201:00:00:06Steve [Nortle]Mm-hmm?
01:00:01:1401:00:02:11Chris [TBD]Coinkedink.
01:00:07:0901:00:09:25Chris [TBD]So is the town around
01:00:09:2501:00:31:25Chris [TBD]the castle oh yeah
01:00:11:0201:00:21:06Brin [GM]you’re headed so this castle is pretty isolated. It is basically on almost its own little island it’s like
01:00:18:2101:00:19:13Dave [Xeros]its own fjord
01:00:20:2401:00:22:14Steve [Nortle]We can’t afford that.
01:00:21:2701:00:24:10Dave [Xeros]no, you guys can’t
01:00:26:0101:00:37:23Brin [GM]so they’re a pretty, they’re kind of central not central not central off they’re
01:00:26:0301:00:27:27Steve [Nortle]I usually don’t spend money.
01:00:34:0301:00:34:24Dave [Xeros]central
01:00:37:2301:00:39:13Brin [GM]like they’re not
01:00:40:0101:00:47:12Chris [TBD]god it’s not
01:00:41:1701:00:49:15Brin [GM]cut off isolated a little bit from everything else it’s a good distance from all the popular things
01:00:46:1301:00:49:05Dave [Xeros]it’s not Hobbiton it’s Bobbiton
01:00:50:0601:00:54:01Steve [Nortle]But before we leave where we are you said there is
01:00:54:0101:01:05:16Steve [Nortle]a magic shop all right so we yeah yeah yeah i so
01:00:55:2001:01:01:26Brin [GM]so we’re right yeah there’s small little village there’s all the essentials and assessments
01:01:01:0201:01:04:14Dave [Xeros]it’s right there man it’s just called magic the gathering
01:01:05:1601:01:09:10Steve [Nortle]let’s go everybody come on in hey
01:01:07:0701:01:10:07Jesse [Foulclaw]oh actually uh we’re not we’re allowed to say that
01:01:07:0801:01:08:26Chris [TBD]The Gathering Magic.
01:01:11:0401:01:14:07Chris [TBD]We’re playing a Wizards of the Coast game, I mean…
01:01:11:2601:01:23:01Dave [Xeros]it’s magic dot dot dot the gathering place oh yes we’re right on
01:01:15:0901:01:18:06Jesse [Foulclaw]at the place. Oh! Okay.
01:01:19:0501:01:21:22Steve [Nortle]and it’s run by these wizards of that coast
01:01:25:1201:01:28:13Steve [Nortle]excuse me my good my good man or woman
01:01:29:1301:01:30:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Can you listen?
01:01:35:1701:01:38:11Brin [GM]she looks like a classic witch
01:01:35:1701:01:45:29Steve [Nortle]mm -hmm i am curious if you have any tarot cards preferably and it’s and specifically
01:01:45:2901:01:52:29Steve [Nortle]with uh tortles on them that look like this shh i’m
01:01:49:2901:01:54:00Dave [Xeros]shiny I know it’s
01:01:52:2901:01:59:11Steve [Nortle]talking i’m taking i would
01:01:56:0801:01:58:09Brin [GM]yeah i’ve got i got a few of those
01:01:59:1101:02:08:29Steve [Nortle]like to look at them i’m walking to the man and or woman there’s
01:02:02:1401:02:02:29Dave [Xeros]there in
01:02:08:2901:02:13:04Steve [Nortle]a woman eros some people’s kids
01:02:14:2001:02:15:08Brin [GM]in the glass
01:02:15:1701:02:19:13Steve [Nortle]Oh, they’re just right there. Eros, did you see that? They’re just right there
01:02:17:2301:02:26:11Brin [GM]and there’s like there was a guy there’s a guy sitting in the corner and he perks up a little bit did you what did you say your name was
01:02:18:2601:02:20:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:02:28:1401:02:28:29Dave [Xeros]Ignortal
01:02:28:2401:02:32:12Steve [Nortle]This is Eros and I’m Nortle And I want to look at those
01:02:30:1101:02:37:28Brin [GM]you’re i can’t believe this i have been looking everywhere for you
01:02:33:0801:02:34:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m Falclaw
01:02:37:1101:02:38:06Chris [TBD]For me?
01:02:37:2801:02:45:06Brin [GM]for you no you don’t understand and he goes outside
01:02:38:1901:02:40:22Dave [Xeros]I get that a lot. Anyway, what’s up?
01:02:40:0001:02:40:22Chris [TBD]Anyway, what’s up?
01:02:45:0601:02:54:09Brin [GM]and drags this really heavy cart full of hundreds of books they’re stacked up tall they’re all tied down with twine
01:02:53:1701:02:55:20Dave [Xeros]Guys, I’ve been on Amazon a lot, I’m sorry.
01:02:54:0901:03:03:25Brin [GM]there’s tons of there’s there’s um tons of crates filled with miscellaneous papers it’s a disaster this cart’s full of them and it’s like a little hand
01:03:03:2501:03:12:16Brin [GM]part i have been dragging this cart around all just i have being looking for you
01:03:12:1601:03:19:19Brin [GM]I need you to sign this and he hands you a paper And it says Lashara’s Will contents
01:03:19:2501:03:21:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:03:20:0501:03:22:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:03:20:2401:03:22:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:03:21:2601:03:22:21Chris [TBD]Yes!
01:03:21:2901:03:22:19Dave [Xeros]yes!
01:03:24:0101:03:29:22Brin [GM]All of this Dead lady’s trash I have been wheeling
01:03:25:0501:03:26:13Dave [Xeros]Is it itemized?
01:03:29:2101:03:30:29Steve [Nortle]Wait, is this Harold?
01:03:32:2801:03:35:24Brin [GM]I don’t know who that is But yes
01:03:33:0401:03:34:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah
01:03:33:0801:03:35:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:03:33:2501:03:37:10Steve [Nortle]It’s Harold! Remember Wasn’t that the guy
01:03:36:2801:03:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]the armless owlin who landed and gave you your quest at the beginning of chapter 3
01:03:37:0201:03:46:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, the noterer They already
01:03:40:2301:03:43:07Brin [GM]Alright so chicken wings Then
01:03:42:1701:03:43:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:03:42:2301:03:43:12Dave [Xeros]hey
01:03:44:0001:03:45:13Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t eat the chicken wings
01:03:44:2201:03:54:12Dave [Xeros]I did it did specifically state in Lashara’s will that all of this would be itemized in scroll format do you have the itemized scroll
01:03:45:2001:03:47:02Brin [GM]They already did
01:03:46:2801:03:47:25Steve [Nortle]Chicken fingers
01:03:55:0901:03:56:15Brin [GM]look itemized to you
01:03:56:0701:03:57:17Dave [Xeros]I’m just she
01:03:59:2401:04:03:07Jesse [Foulclaw]while they’re arguing about this i immediately see books
01:04:04:0701:04:10:02Jesse [Foulclaw]and i want to rifle through this while he’s a little distracted and just snatch a couple for my personal library
01:04:06:2901:04:11:26Brin [GM]i i need you guys to understand how
01:04:08:1201:04:11:12Dave [Xeros]it’s all artificial crap
01:04:11:2601:04:21:04Brin [GM]disorganized this is okay this is a full -on pioneer hand art filled with books crumpled
01:04:20:0101:04:22:04Dave [Xeros]Conestoga Wagon or Heinkirk
01:04:21:0401:04:28:18Brin [GM]crumbled parchment messed up scrolls things are ripped tattered torn this guy has been dragging
01:04:28:1801:04:39:03Brin [GM]this handcart around for three weeks. This messenger trying to find this group and he couldn’t find you guys because he kept bouncing around at the concerts, okay? So he would
01:04:31:0301:04:40:19Dave [Xeros]he’s just been like have you heard of Era this is brilliant
01:04:31:2101:04:43:28Chris [TBD]I’m going to
01:04:39:0001:04:47:12Jesse [Foulclaw]um can i can i roll to see how many books i can snatch and then roll to say like the quality of the books i get
01:04:47:1901:04:59:05Brin [GM]yeah so I was going to have I was gonna have and you both can do this actually D100 and depending I don’t want this is gonna
01:04:48:2601:04:50:24Jesse [Foulclaw]since it’s just kind of a random grab-and-go
01:04:53:2201:04:55:03Chris [TBD]if there’s any spells or something.
01:04:55:0901:05:08:11Chris [TBD]Yeah, so are
01:04:56:0801:04:56:28Dave [Xeros]yes please
01:04:59:0501:05:06:03Brin [GM]this is going to you how many hours it’s gonna take you to organize this because this is how messed up everything
01:05:03:2101:05:04:29Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh
01:05:06:1801:05:14:07Dave [Xeros]okay so are we going with the lowest or highest number between all of us because we’re all gonna have to go through this. We’re all in the will guys
01:05:08:1101:05:09:17Chris [TBD]we going with the lowest?
01:05:12:2501:05:16:24Chris [TBD]We’re all in the build. No, no. One person rolls the percentage.
01:05:16:0801:05:17:16Steve [Nortle]Just tell me when you see my name.
01:05:19:0301:05:20:02Dave [Xeros]9 hours
01:05:20:1101:05:21:28Chris [TBD]No, she said a D100.
01:05:21:2601:05:23:02Dave [Xeros]that is a D100
01:05:23:1601:05:24:26Chris [TBD]Oh, there it is. Nine hours?
01:05:24:0301:05:25:02Dave [Xeros]9 hours
01:05:26:1401:05:36:07Brin [GM]isn’t very interested in all of this stuff he doesn’t care about dedicating he’s stopping go ahead what’d you get yes you’re going to roll d100
01:05:29:2401:05:31:18Chris [TBD]He’ll stop after nine hours.
01:05:33:1801:05:35:02Jesse [Foulclaw]oh I get to roll too
01:05:33:1801:05:39:07Dave [Xeros]what? I was just gonna drink my speed drink again and just really go at it
01:05:34:0201:05:39:06Chris [TBD]But I was just going to drink my speech breath again and really go at it.
01:05:36:0301:05:36:20Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
01:05:39:0701:05:43:24Brin [GM]no it’s okay that’s alright 13 what the hell
01:05:39:2501:05:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw]uh 13 13 hours
01:05:44:1401:05:46:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:05:44:2501:05:46:29Dave [Xeros]we’re rolling hella low
01:05:44:2901:05:47:02Chris [TBD]We’re rolling hella low!
01:05:45:2201:05:46:16Brin [GM]obviously
01:05:47:0501:05:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]we we i’ve spent i have spent
01:05:47:2001:05:50:02Steve [Nortle]These are Call of Cthulhu numbers, guys.
01:05:50:2501:05:57:04Brin [GM]as many hours I was like oh D100 it’s gonna take two days
01:05:55:1301:06:00:12Jesse [Foulclaw]my life in the library okay i can sit through all of this
01:05:57:1401:05:59:17Chris [TBD]Still not very high for a hundred.
01:05:57:1801:06:09:06Steve [Nortle]I am willing to spend 32 hours looking at this stuff but first
01:05:59:2601:06:04:02Brin [GM]with all five of his fingers on each hand
01:06:09:0601:06:14:11Steve [Nortle]it’s because like It’s not the reading, it’s the fingers.
01:06:11:1301:06:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]he just it’s the it’s The size of the nubs it’s they’re just very
01:06:11:2301:06:12:10Dave [Xeros]he can’t read
01:06:13:1001:06:18:23Brin [GM]because it’s the thumbing through the pages he unfortunately doesn’t have thumbs
01:06:13:1401:06:20:16Dave [Xeros]it’s the uh poseable thumbs guys
01:06:13:2301:06:15:01Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:06:14:0201:06:15:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:06:14:2201:06:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:06:19:2601:06:23:16Steve [Nortle]I have those too! I have wide fingers.
01:06:21:1701:06:22:01Brin [GM]TBD
01:06:24:0201:06:33:08Chris [TBD]the highest intelligence here will take 58 hours to rifle through and sort through these books to find what we need
01:06:34:0401:06:39:26Chris [TBD]from this podcast. So, I’ll be with you guys in a while. I’m going to be up in the room rifling and organizing
01:06:38:2001:06:43:24Brin [GM]because your numbers were so crappy I’m going to have you add them all up and that’s how long it’s really going to take
01:06:45:2301:06:49:14Steve [Nortle]you said 58 at 32 so that’s 90
01:06:46:1601:06:47:00Chris [TBD]58
01:06:47:0301:06:50:09Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re all fighting over it and it’s just causing
01:06:50:0001:06:59:10Brin [GM]basically it’s going to it’s okay so it’s gonna take you a good yeah five
01:06:50:1901:06:51:11Steve [Nortle]103
01:06:52:1601:06:53:27Steve [Nortle]112 hours
01:06:54:0201:07:06:17Dave [Xeros]hours three or four days i’m just
01:06:58:1401:07:04:13Jesse [Foulclaw]well good thing we got nothing else to do and if we rifle through these we can stay for Ladonna next show nearby
01:07:05:0901:07:11:21Brin [GM]oh you like Madonna I have a few vintage albums in the back
01:07:06:1701:07:14:11Dave [Xeros]will you take any of this for trade
01:07:14:2501:07:20:16Brin [GM]what old books? You know, you’ve got some crazy magical items in
01:07:21:0901:07:24:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I know. I’m just saying would you take any of this for trade?
01:07:24:2201:07:26:13Steve [Nortle]for a tarot card
01:07:26:1401:07:32:10Jesse [Foulclaw]do I need to can I make
01:07:28:2601:07:31:13Chris [TBD]Do I need
01:07:29:2501:07:31:15Dave [Xeros]she said oozing
01:07:32:2901:07:35:11Chris [TBD]to detect magic or an iconic check
01:07:37:2701:07:39:03Steve [Nortle]tarot cards are there
01:07:40:1201:07:51:29Brin [GM]are three one is in impeccable quality it’s the shiny i have no idea what tarot cards are so
01:07:47:2801:07:48:07Dave [Xeros]shiny
01:07:54:0301:07:57:25Steve [Nortle]tarot guards they’re larger cards and they’re highly illustrated
01:07:58:1401:08:00:15Dave [Xeros]and they have like The Stranger
01:08:00:0801:08:11:02Steve [Nortle]yeah they are labeled people look at them for divination purposes you read the card interpret it so I have one already of tortle
01:08:13:0801:08:19:26Brin [GM]characters i’ll get it that’s what so you’re not looking for turtle you’re not looking für turtle specific stuff
01:08:13:1801:08:24:12Steve [Nortle]yeah, in a set they would be all different so I am looking just for that. So you have three cards but I’m just wondering
01:08:23:1701:08:35:04Brin [GM]so one of them is a swan the other one is a monkey and the third one is
01:08:23:1901:08:25:13Dave [Xeros]basically he’s looking for doubles
01:08:35:0401:08:36:18Brin [GM]a tadpole
01:08:39:2901:08:46:02Chris [TBD]That’s a frog, that’s a
01:08:40:1901:08:42:14Steve [Nortle]How much is the tadpole?
01:08:44:0601:08:45:09Steve [Nortle]I don’t remember
01:08:46:0201:08:56:21Chris [TBD]frog from book of job
01:08:48:2601:08:54:24Brin [GM]one’s never been touched it’s in a plastic sleeve I mean, it’s in a glass sleeve.
01:08:48:2801:08:53:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m pretty sure it’s in the book of Job.
01:08:56:1801:08:57:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Good job.
01:08:59:0301:09:01:15Brin [GM]It doesn’t even have a speck.
01:08:59:1801:09:01:19Dave [Xeros]the worst book It was all about working
01:09:03:1701:09:05:03Jesse [Foulclaw]The guy who invented word hockey.
01:09:04:2601:09:06:10Brin [GM]18 gold.
01:09:06:2301:09:08:10Steve [Nortle]Hey Eros, he got 18 gold
01:09:09:2601:09:10:09Dave [Xeros]No.
01:09:10:2601:09:21:04Steve [Nortle]He’s got 18 gold, he’ll pay. Eros Pay the man and or woman The woman
01:09:14:0401:09:16:17Brin [GM]Sorry darling you gotta have the gold first.
01:09:19:1501:09:20:14Brin [GM]I’m a woman.
01:09:22:0301:09:23:08Brin [GM]She adjusts her witch hat.
01:09:22:0701:09:24:22Dave [Xeros]I want you to apologize for kissing me first.
01:09:26:0101:09:27:09Brin [GM]Oh this is weird.
01:09:27:2501:09:29:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:09:28:0401:09:34:05Chris [TBD]He’s like slowly backing away.
01:09:28:1401:09:29:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:09:29:2001:09:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t… I’m not.
01:09:32:0101:09:34:03Dave [Xeros]He’s like slowly backing away!
01:09:32:2901:09:35:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:09:33:0801:09:34:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:09:35:2601:09:37:29Chris [TBD]The DVD is still just looking at the books.
01:09:35:2701:09:38:15Steve [Nortle]we can’t just you can’t just be content with it
01:09:37:0901:09:39:27Brin [GM]If you’re not buying anything then get out.
01:09:38:1501:09:50:07Steve [Nortle]it was
01:09:40:1201:09:45:25Jesse [Foulclaw]oh well i was just gonna i was curious about your la donna merchandise um
01:09:43:1001:09:43:23Dave [Xeros]Isn’t…
01:09:46:0701:09:47:04Brin [GM]Oh yeah vintage.
01:09:50:0701:09:56:24Steve [Nortle]a misunderstanding is that not enough for you i’m sorry
01:09:52:2201:09:56:05Brin [GM]It’s one of her originals
01:09:53:2101:09:55:29Dave [Xeros]I just wanna hear the words, I’m sorry.
01:09:56:1901:09:58:27Jesse [Foulclaw]both in our teens back when she was in her team
01:09:57:0601:09:58:02Dave [Xeros]There you go. 18 gold.
01:10:00:1401:10:04:18Brin [GM]Ah, thank you Okay
01:10:06:2001:10:10:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I made an Arcana check on the wagon I got a 21
01:10:12:0101:10:19:04Brin [GM]So You There are scrolls and pieces of paper
01:10:20:1701:10:21:11Dave [Xeros]How much is it?
01:10:21:1601:10:28:21Brin [GM]How do I describe this? You can’t Because there is so much junk
01:10:28:2101:10:33:23Brin [GM]in this part you can’t locate specifically which paper it is but
01:10:35:0201:10:38:26Brin [GM]if there’s just gonna take organizing and you’ll be able to figure out
01:10:39:2001:10:45:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, so we organize it. We can come back or you can find out how much it costs and I can do a little
01:10:48:0101:10:50:03Dave [Xeros]distort that And we can just
01:10:49:1001:10:50:13Chris [TBD]And we can just…
01:10:50:1301:11:01:04Brin [GM]how what what cost the vintage record oh this is like a this was kind of this is, like a pawn shop okay
01:10:52:0501:10:56:24Jesse [Foulclaw]well she could probably just tell how much is the
01:10:53:0501:10:53:29Dave [Xeros]The Vintage Records
01:10:55:2501:11:04:17Dave [Xeros]can you yeah how much is the vintage record how much
01:10:56:1301:10:58:07Chris [TBD]Yeah. How much is that?
01:10:58:1501:10:59:26Jesse [Foulclaw]how come you’re laughing
01:11:01:0401:11:10:06Brin [GM]we can I can just tell by looking at you yeah
01:11:01:1301:11:09:27Jesse [Foulclaw]what’s a punch I don’t think he’d be surprised
01:11:04:1701:11:09:09Dave [Xeros]of it oh we’re just doing pawn stars now
01:11:09:2801:11:12:28Steve [Nortle]my uncle was a pawn star
01:11:14:2001:11:20:26Jesse [Foulclaw]is there anything that you’re looking for maybe a trade or I mean and how much is it?
01:11:21:1101:11:23:01Brin [GM]Yeah, you got Tears of Salune?
01:11:21:1201:11:28:25Dave [Xeros]has it we make hook cry every freaking day i
01:11:24:1801:11:24:29Chris [TBD]Oh!
01:11:27:1701:11:28:26Brin [GM]I bet you do.
01:11:34:0501:11:34:29Brin [GM]Me neither.
01:11:36:1601:11:37:09Steve [Nortle]high three
01:11:40:2901:11:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:11:41:1601:11:42:07Dave [Xeros]i i’m gonna
01:11:41:1801:11:42:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:11:42:0701:11:57:16Dave [Xeros]take out my my necklace my tia saloon a necklace my crystal
01:11:44:2401:11:46:18Brin [GM]You got uh
01:11:50:0301:11:52:21Brin [GM]she’s sniffing you you have
01:11:52:1101:11:55:14Steve [Nortle]That means she likes you
01:11:53:2601:11:55:02Brin [GM]what’s your orb called
01:11:57:0401:11:57:16Brin [GM]orb called?
01:11:57:1601:11:58:06Dave [Xeros]ball telepathy
01:11:58:1701:12:00:04Brin [GM]I like that
01:11:59:1501:12:01:03Chris [TBD]You can smell that?
01:12:03:0201:12:08:08Steve [Nortle]that there was magic oozing out of this handcart I think we should keep looking in here
01:12:05:0201:12:05:27Chris [TBD]She can tell.
01:12:05:0701:12:06:07Dave [Xeros]i’m pretty sure
01:12:08:0201:12:12:24Chris [TBD]I think we need to collect her. Very valuable. Very useful.
01:12:08:1501:12:09:10Brin [GM]I’ll trade you
01:12:12:2601:12:19:01Dave [Xeros]hey i got an idea this is cursed so if you want it
01:12:13:0401:12:15:17Brin [GM]for a 3D sphere how about that
01:12:19:0101:12:26:05Dave [Xeros]you can have it yeah you do you look like a man
01:12:20:0101:12:23:05Brin [GM]do I look like am not cursed
01:12:28:0701:12:32:03Dave [Xeros]um but you don’t want this
01:12:28:1701:12:29:04Steve [Nortle]Sorry
01:12:28:2601:12:33:28Brin [GM]but at least I don’t kiss my boyfriends
01:12:30:0801:12:39:05Jesse [Foulclaw]You said
01:12:35:1401:12:47:05Dave [Xeros]it was just weird he doesn’t have any teeth no i said it’s like kissing people’s grandmas well yours like as in yours who was not
01:12:39:0501:12:43:18Steve [Nortle]it’s like kissing his grandmother You said his
01:12:42:1301:12:48:04Chris [TBD]Now, you said yours. Specifically, yours. No, as in my. You did.
01:12:45:1301:12:46:11Brin [GM]do you like that
01:12:50:0701:12:52:10Steve [Nortle]You were also still a little drunk
01:12:52:1001:12:53:15Jesse [Foulclaw]who my grandma is.
01:12:54:0701:12:57:11Dave [Xeros]sure mine was dead so i don’t know i spoke out of turn
01:12:56:2701:12:59:03Steve [Nortle]My grandma was a pawn star
01:12:59:1001:13:02:17Chris [TBD]I owned a shop.
01:13:01:0901:13:11:02Jesse [Foulclaw]so is it going to take us the collective like 128 hours to dig through everything to find the magical item was that the point or can we find this thing
01:13:10:0801:13:20:26Steve [Nortle]yeah but we also are supposed to head yes hey
01:13:14:2701:13:18:01Brin [GM]checks for that because I have to time it
01:13:15:1801:13:20:27Dave [Xeros]right so do you want to dig through this stuff maybe
01:13:20:2601:13:26:29Steve [Nortle]if we find any cool spells we can add them to our tears.
01:13:28:0701:13:31:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah spell scrolls those are important
01:13:28:2601:13:32:24Brin [GM]so are you guys going to have push this cart
01:13:33:0901:13:36:27Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, I got it. Look at these muscles look at these guns
01:13:36:0401:13:41:29Dave [Xeros]hey hey is there a a hotel or something here.
01:13:41:0501:13:44:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna sit in the cart and rifle through while we’re traveling
01:13:43:2101:13:45:28Chris [TBD]that’s totally fine you’re light as a feather
01:13:45:0601:13:46:26Brin [GM]a small little village there’s there’s like
01:13:47:2601:13:58:28Dave [Xeros]We can just go hold up in an inn real quick, guys? Get the biggest room, go through all of it, leave this stuff we don’t want because when… Yeah, because when we check out, we can just leave a bunch of crap.
01:13:54:2301:13:55:28Steve [Nortle]Slumber Party!
01:13:57:1401:14:09:12Jesse [Foulclaw]we know what happened on the last slumber party between you two okay somebody TBD’s gotta sleep in between you this time TBD broke up you
01:14:00:2401:14:01:16Steve [Nortle]Woo!
01:14:04:2501:14:08:05Dave [Xeros]Look. It depends on what I drink, I guess.
01:14:06:1701:14:07:23Chris [TBD]no thanks
01:14:09:1201:14:10:06Jesse [Foulclaw]have to sleep in
01:14:10:0601:14:16:25Chris [TBD]they have broken bro code bro code rule number three
01:14:11:2501:14:13:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:14:12:2401:14:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:14:15:0201:14:17:18Steve [Nortle]You don’t understand bro codes.
01:14:21:0401:14:32:08Brin [GM]a sign this is closed indefinitely and unfortunately the rooms up in the front or above the tavern he owns luling no you’re
01:14:22:0901:14:23:11Chris [TBD]oh
01:14:23:2101:14:30:29Dave [Xeros]Oh. So we just have to crawl up there with Alatta
01:14:32:0801:14:35:07Brin [GM]gonna pull the cart that’s what you’re going to do
01:14:33:1701:14:36:19Chris [TBD]How do you want me to
01:14:38:0701:14:39:07Chris [TBD]figure that out?
01:14:40:1001:14:44:27Chris [TBD]I wanna do something with strength. I wanna see if I’ve improved over these last couple levels.
01:14:41:1201:14:48:11Dave [Xeros]those are vanity muscles my friend but yes that’s uh fine i guess we’re going to castle
01:14:48:1901:14:52:17Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s all upper body and you need calves to pull this thing
01:14:53:1301:14:56:01Chris [TBD]Athletics probably athletics
01:14:59:0801:15:00:28Chris [TBD]Oh, heck yeah
01:15:02:0101:15:04:02Chris [TBD]19 plus 3 so 22
01:15:04:2001:15:14:04Brin [GM]right this goliath over here he accidentally just picks up the whole cart forgets that there’s wheels on it and he just starts walking
01:15:06:1601:15:15:13Chris [TBD]That’s right My natural Goliath I’m gonna jump in the card Like a haystack
01:15:11:2501:15:13:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:15:12:1101:15:15:21Dave [Xeros]jump in the cart like a haystack boom
01:15:16:1201:15:17:23Brin [GM]like it’s a tutu
01:15:18:2001:15:27:21Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we’re going to start rifling through this thing what do you mean
01:15:20:2401:15:21:21Chris [TBD]I’m grooving.
01:15:21:1101:15:22:23Brin [GM]you guys, are you ready?
01:15:23:2501:15:25:01Brin [GM]while you’re walking
01:15:27:2101:15:35:09Brin [GM]I’m just kidding you can’t do the whole walking and reading thing
01:15:30:0401:15:31:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I know the whole
01:15:33:1301:15:38:19Steve [Nortle]I did that almost every day in elementary school.
01:15:34:2801:15:36:22Jesse [Foulclaw]what was his name, lexicon
01:15:38:1701:15:39:06Chris [TBD]Lexicon?
01:15:39:2601:15:41:09Steve [Nortle]I didn’t have a lot of friends.
01:15:39:2701:15:42:12Jesse [Foulclaw]not the Dewey Decimal system in this world
01:15:43:1701:15:46:08Dave [Xeros]louis lexicon Yeah, it was the Louis Lexicon system.
01:15:44:0001:15:50:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Louis Lexicon yeah i know the louis lexicon says we can start categorizing and like organizing this thing right now just start
01:15:45:2201:15:46:19Steve [Nortle]That sounds right.
01:15:50:0401:15:54:07Dave [Xeros]And I have been in a lot of libraries recently.
01:15:52:0201:16:02:09Brin [GM]because you rolled pretty well how about this I will let this take half the hours that I said
01:16:02:1201:16:06:11Brin [GM]okay so let’s just do 48 hours is that fair
01:16:06:0501:16:07:22Dave [Xeros]That’s two days.
01:16:07:0701:16:16:12Chris [TBD]One man’s
01:16:07:2301:16:14:27Brin [GM]it’s gonna take you two days to organize all this crap and we’re gonna, you know, you have to do some repair-o
01:16:12:1201:16:13:22Dave [Xeros]Keep calling it crap.
01:16:15:1801:16:17:13Dave [Xeros]One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?
01:16:17:1501:16:19:16Steve [Nortle]Are there any tarot cards in here?
01:16:20:0701:16:22:02Jesse [Foulclaw]no i haven’t seen any nordal just
01:16:22:0301:16:26:29Steve [Nortle]Was Lashara interested in those? Well, what’s the point?
01:16:23:1901:16:26:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t think there’s any pictures of any kind in here
01:16:25:1101:16:27:26Brin [GM]okay, so you guys are making your way
01:16:28:0801:16:30:05Dave [Xeros]I did find a pawn magazine.
01:16:31:2201:16:33:14Steve [Nortle]Does it have pictures of tarot card?
01:16:33:1901:16:34:06Dave [Xeros]No.
01:16:35:0101:16:37:01Steve [Nortle]What does that pic-
01:16:35:1601:16:37:27Dave [Xeros]But I think that pawn shop owner might like it.
01:16:38:0401:16:42:19Brin [GM]and on your way, you’re making yourway to the castle and you start noticing
01:16:38:1301:16:38:26Steve [Nortle]Hmm.
01:16:43:1901:16:54:05Brin [GM]the more you’re walking forward you start noticing a lot of dead birds along the trail but it’s just weird because they’re missing a lot feathers
01:16:48:2901:16:52:12Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh.
01:16:54:2601:16:55:29Chris [TBD]Oh, Basil.
01:16:55:2201:16:56:18Jesse [Foulclaw]has basil
01:16:57:0701:17:01:20Chris [TBD]Are we following the trail of destruction Basil left in her wake?
01:16:59:1001:17:04:01Brin [GM]and they all have the same wound there’s just one stab right
01:17:03:2201:17:09:29Jesse [Foulclaw]is it
01:17:07:0601:17:09:01Brin [GM]okay and they’re all missing
01:17:08:2701:17:11:10Steve [Nortle]It’s like ninth grade all over again.
01:17:11:0901:17:16:21Jesse [Foulclaw]only birds we’re seeing dead animals or just dead birds
01:17:13:2701:17:18:11Brin [GM]large they’re like falcons and owls
01:17:17:2901:17:19:21Chris [TBD]How’s that feel, Falclaw?
01:17:21:0101:17:23:01Chris [TBD]Is that… You alright?
01:17:21:1001:17:22:16Brin [GM]big birds
01:17:23:1901:17:29:07Brin [GM]There’s a couple geese, some swans.
01:17:23:2901:17:24:27Dave [Xeros]Are they yellow?
01:17:29:1101:17:30:20Dave [Xeros]Was there a snuffleupagus?
01:17:29:2401:17:31:01Jesse [Foulclaw]what
01:17:30:0701:17:31:07Brin [GM]Big old…
01:17:32:2401:17:36:23Steve [Nortle]swans are jerks just so you know yeah like big type
01:17:34:0501:17:35:16Dave [Xeros]They are. They’re kind of assholes.
01:17:36:0501:17:38:04Chris [TBD]So are ostriches.
01:17:37:1801:17:40:21Jesse [Foulclaw]say that
01:17:38:0601:17:38:22Dave [Xeros]No, no, no.
01:17:42:2901:17:53:12Dave [Xeros]You remember that one time we ran into all those swans and they were like, oh look it’s an owl! And they just bullied the hell out of you man. And that didn’t teach you a lesson?
01:17:43:1401:17:43:26Brin [GM]Okay?
01:17:46:1001:17:46:23Chris [TBD]Uh…
01:17:54:0801:17:58:00Chris [TBD]does the mist get stronger as we’re getting closer
01:17:58:1901:18:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]for that not them
01:17:59:0701:18:03:10Brin [GM]So you finally get to probably…
01:18:00:2201:18:01:12Dave [Xeros]I’ll agree.
01:18:03:0001:18:03:13Dave [Xeros]Nurture.
01:18:06:0801:18:12:03Brin [GM]You’re within two to three miles of Castle Leary. So you can’t see the castle above.
01:18:12:1201:18:19:09Brin [GM]And it’s almost like a wall and it’s ever so slowly expanding
01:18:19:1301:18:29:07Brin [GM]and getting bigger, okay? It’s almost like breathing the mist is. And as it inhales,
01:18:21:0201:18:22:14Dave [Xeros]been smoking a lot of weed
01:18:23:0801:18:24:03Steve [Nortle]purple haze
01:18:29:1101:18:39:24Brin [GM]it goes in a little bit, exhales, and goes out a little further. So it’s like taking two sets forward one step back, okay. It’s slowly creeping outward so it really is expanding,
01:18:32:2801:18:36:23Chris [TBD]and it’s just slowly expanding
01:18:40:1701:18:52:16Brin [GM]okay. You come to the edge of it and as you step into it, instantly something feels wrong. the air is it’s very polluted.
01:18:55:0201:19:01:05Steve [Nortle]before we step in I’m going to take a nice big breath and hold my breath for the next hour
01:18:58:2501:19:02:09Chris [TBD]turtles can hold their breath for a long time
01:19:03:1401:19:04:06Brin [GM]awesome, that was great.
01:19:03:1801:19:05:07Chris [TBD]but you can’t say anything
01:19:06:2701:19:16:17Brin [GM]So oh man
01:19:07:2101:19:09:26Chris [TBD]that’s two seconds taken away
01:19:14:2101:19:17:24Steve [Nortle]I can’t really hold my breath for an hour.
01:19:18:2501:19:29:25Chris [TBD]do we need to worry about breathing at all Do we need to worry about breathing this stuff in? Should we… Okay.
01:19:20:1901:19:22:14Steve [Nortle]No, Nortle can but I cannot.
01:19:30:0201:19:39:16Brin [GM]Yeah it feels wrong for sure something’s not right okay but the only way you can get a Castle Leary is hiking, trekking through this for the next two or three miles.
01:19:31:2601:19:33:14Chris [TBD]I’m going to back out just a little bit.
01:19:40:1801:19:48:14Brin [GM]And you notice as you step into all the trees and grass, all the vegetation around you it almost looks slimy. It’s decomposing
01:19:49:1701:19:51:19Brin [GM]It’s gross You’re set down and it’s
01:19:52:0901:19:52:24Chris [TBD]Squishy.
01:19:53:0701:19:54:06Brin [GM]squelchy nasty
01:19:54:0301:20:00:09Dave [Xeros]i’m going to um touch the cart that we’re pulling or he’s walking with and i’m gonna cast light
01:20:01:0001:20:01:14Chris [TBD]Nice.
01:20:01:1201:20:10:27Dave [Xeros]uh touch one object that is no larger than 10 feet in any dimension until the spell ends objects sheds bright light on a 20 foot radius and dim light for an additional 20 so you can
01:20:10:2701:20:16:03Dave [Xeros]see like 40 feet away from us the light can be colored as you like i’m just gonna make it white
01:20:12:0701:20:13:02Brin [GM]Okay that’s great
01:20:17:1001:20:28:10Dave [Xeros]completely covering the object was something pig blocks the light so yeah okay yeah if the target or object is held or worn by a hostile creature, the creature must succeed on a dexterity saving throw.
01:20:30:1701:20:32:14Dave [Xeros]So hopefully we can see things a little bit better.
01:20:30:2701:20:39:04Brin [GM]That’s great Yeah that definitely brightens it up But it doesn’t change the air. It’s still, you can just see better.
01:20:40:2101:20:49:04Brin [GM]And as you’re making your way and you’re starting to see animals are dead, decomposing, it’s polluted, it is nasty.
01:20:47:2601:20:51:11Chris [TBD]Oh, why do we want to go here?
01:20:51:1201:21:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw]can i make a yeah but
01:20:52:0601:20:53:25Steve [Nortle]I like cashels.
01:20:53:0201:21:03:05Brin [GM]But I mean, yeah, think about though this spreading and it’s not stopping. So if you don’t – If this isn’t going to be taken care of big –
01:20:53:1501:20:56:25Dave [Xeros]Apparently he likes castles.
01:21:01:1201:21:01:27Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:21:02:1701:21:13:16Jesse [Foulclaw]we could have been with Madonna uh can I
01:21:03:0201:21:06:20Dave [Xeros]Heaven forbid something happens to someone other than us
01:21:03:0501:21:05:14Brin [GM]we’re going to have a serious problem.
01:21:11:0101:21:12:22Dave [Xeros]He wanted to see the castle
01:21:11:0101:21:13:15Chris [TBD]Well, I saw it. I want it to money.
01:21:13:1601:21:19:15Jesse [Foulclaw]took one of those natural science classes at the university
01:21:18:0001:21:19:14Brin [GM]Did you now?
01:21:20:2501:21:25:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah it didn’t really do much for me but can i make a nature check on this stuff to see
01:21:24:1201:21:32:18Steve [Nortle]Yeah, you didn’t pay attention, did you?
01:21:31:2201:21:33:00Chris [TBD]It’s green!
01:21:33:1301:21:36:11Brin [GM]so unfortunately you got
01:21:37:0301:21:37:28Chris [TBD]Nature…
01:21:39:0101:21:41:05Brin [GM]your exam in that class
01:21:41:0901:21:42:27Steve [Nortle]C’s get degrees, baby.
01:21:42:2301:21:47:15Dave [Xeros]wrestling through all these people but I find that one like a great card
01:21:47:1101:21:48:19Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:21:47:2801:21:48:22Brin [GM]what
01:21:48:1501:22:00:13Dave [Xeros]Lashara somehow ended up with it and I’m like you got a C that’s just
01:21:49:0701:22:00:17Jesse [Foulclaw]well she has uh -huh that’s not that’s
01:21:51:1501:21:59:27Brin [GM]she did do a lot of research on all of them there are files of you in there but the chances of you pulling out his
01:21:57:1301:21:59:05Steve [Nortle]No, that’s a C minus.
01:22:00:1701:22:10:26Jesse [Foulclaw]not that that professor that professor they they did not i did everything that asked they did you know how teachers are you know they just never
01:22:05:1001:22:06:08Chris [TBD]I got a…
01:22:09:1101:22:17:03Dave [Xeros]like picture of you has now completely been shattered he
01:22:10:0501:22:10:21Steve [Nortle]Nope!
01:22:14:1401:22:20:05Chris [TBD]23 on nature if that matters. I didn’t ask to roll it, but…
01:22:22:0701:22:26:14Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, Magus. Yeah, that’s right. Magus is the higher class of
01:22:26:2001:22:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know what’s going on but i’m gonna let TBD like explain this stuff even though i already know like what’s happening here
01:22:29:0801:22:35:20Steve [Nortle]Ah, you’re testing his knowledge. That’s good.
01:22:38:1401:22:48:21Brin [GM]this is actually great that TBD did this because he kind of it’s easier for him to detect magic ok so you can tell from
01:22:41:1001:22:41:20Chris [TBD]goodness.
01:22:45:2901:22:46:16Chris [TBD]What was there?
01:22:49:0601:22:55:29Brin [GM]how the vegetation is how it looks and feels, but this is not magical.
01:22:57:0101:23:00:11Brin [GM]This is straight up very rapid accelerated
01:23:02:1001:23:13:23Chris [TBD]I’m not detecting anything here guys. This is not a magical source. This is biological. You know what I mean? Like someone made this physically.
01:23:08:0801:23:09:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I knew that much
01:23:14:2301:23:15:19Chris [TBD]It’s disgusting.
01:23:16:2201:23:18:19Brin [GM]Alright so you squelch
01:23:18:0801:23:22:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Will you try Will you sample the slimy stuff
01:23:23:1101:23:29:02Dave [Xeros]can you taste it for us to find out where it came from remember you can swim through the dirt mud
01:23:24:2201:23:26:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe make a nature
01:23:28:1301:23:38:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Are you still holding your breath He needs
01:23:30:0001:23:31:12Chris [TBD]He’s totally holding his breath.
01:23:30:2101:23:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:23:31:1101:23:32:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:23:32:1801:23:35:28Brin [GM]ain’t no way in hell he’s going to open his mouth for that.
01:23:33:1801:23:34:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:23:38:0701:23:45:12Jesse [Foulclaw]to Make a save or something
01:23:40:0801:23:47:16Steve [Nortle]constitution saving throw here
01:23:45:2301:23:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:23:47:1201:23:48:29Dave [Xeros]constitution’s against the runs
01:23:47:1401:23:51:29Brin [GM]just need a roll for 1d4 damage
01:23:50:2001:23:51:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Beef
01:23:51:1501:23:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:23:52:0501:23:53:03Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:23:52:2501:23:59:27Steve [Nortle]i just take the hit uh just one my eyes
01:23:53:2301:24:07:01Chris [TBD]Yes, ugh.
01:23:56:2101:24:04:18Brin [GM]this one okay it’s yeah i was like that’s like you know when you leave lettuce in the bag
01:23:59:2701:24:08:11Steve [Nortle]are all watering oh gosh oh
01:24:06:0701:24:09:17Jesse [Foulclaw]This is real rancid.
01:24:08:1101:24:20:06Steve [Nortle]i love lettuce wait
01:24:13:0801:24:20:12Brin [GM]okay it’s uh that’s that’s disgusting i’m i’m embarrassed
01:24:13:1001:24:19:23Dave [Xeros]my one and true love lettuce the lettuce betrayed me
01:24:20:0601:24:31:16Steve [Nortle]can you give us the puke sound because there it is i’m down
01:24:24:1401:24:55:27Chris [TBD]No one answered
01:24:24:2501:24:35:15Brin [GM]oh okay so you make your way you officially are standing in front of castle leary okay
01:24:28:1301:24:29:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
01:24:35:1501:24:43:10Brin [GM]this is it’s a pretty cool looking castle but pretty run down you could tell at one point
01:24:43:1001:24:52:19Brin [GM]it was super nice yep okay and there’s no guards anywhere you open up and like you basically have
01:24:44:2401:24:46:04Dave [Xeros]like Harrenhal guys
01:24:50:0801:24:51:19Dave [Xeros]it’s Like Harrenhol
01:24:52:1901:25:04:02Brin [GM]to just let yourself in you push open the door yes sure thing
01:24:55:1901:25:04:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait before we spring any traps Can I make a flight around the tower and just investigate basically?
01:24:55:2701:24:56:07Chris [TBD]the door.
01:25:04:2601:25:08:22Chris [TBD]How high does the mist go? See if you can tell, Falclaw.
01:25:08:2501:25:10:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh okay, yeah
01:25:11:0901:25:13:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Investigate the mist and the tower
01:25:22:1701:25:26:04Jesse [Foulclaw]gosh I got a 4
01:25:23:1401:25:23:21Brin [GM]you get
01:25:28:0201:25:29:12Chris [TBD]You ran into a tree!
01:25:30:2601:25:32:21Chris [TBD]You ran straight into the brick wall!
01:25:32:2201:25:41:11Brin [GM]you couldn’t tell because of the mist because of the mist he was just thinking about
01:25:32:2801:25:37:25Jesse [Foulclaw]bad I’m still thinking about LaDonna yeah
01:25:38:1901:25:40:22Steve [Nortle]It reminds him of her eyes
01:25:44:1001:25:45:05Brin [GM]something else
01:25:46:0201:25:46:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:25:49:2401:25:50:13Jesse [Foulclaw]crabs
01:25:52:1901:25:53:25Dave [Xeros]I saw that.
01:25:55:2901:25:56:27Dave [Xeros]I just…
01:25:56:0501:25:57:17Steve [Nortle]took a screenshot
01:25:57:2201:26:03:26Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re not even rifling through the papers you’re looking at our date night you’re Not Even Looking Through The Stuff
01:26:03:0901:26:06:25Chris [TBD]I’m gonna poke my head in the door and see what I can see.
01:26:04:1301:26:15:25Steve [Nortle]no it didn’t I think we were too busy laughing
01:26:09:0801:26:10:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:26:10:1901:26:12:28Brin [GM]Did it show me on camera? Good, I hope not.
01:26:16:1001:26:19:12Brin [GM]that’s how…I meant just for you guys to see that I did this
01:26:19:2101:26:21:19Chris [TBD]And now she doesn’t then you are on camera.
01:26:21:2501:26:23:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
01:26:21:2901:26:29:02Brin [GM]I’m okay with that. That is what he was thinking of as he was trying to expand his wings and all he could do
01:26:24:2101:26:26:18Dave [Xeros]You’re dialing in the iBod
01:26:30:1901:26:31:03Brin [GM]Anyways
01:26:31:0501:26:32:24Dave [Xeros]with his winks?
01:26:32:2201:26:33:10Brin [GM]You’re gonna
01:26:34:1901:26:36:08Brin [GM]poke your head into the door
01:26:37:2101:26:41:29Chris [TBD]Hello! Oh gosh.
01:26:39:1701:26:49:03Brin [GM]And there standing is the strangest, probably one of the strangiest things you’ve ever seen.
01:26:50:0401:26:54:01Chris [TBD]I don’t know guys. DVD. DVD’s saying a lot of weird stuff.
01:26:50:0901:26:51:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah, we’ve
01:26:53:0301:26:58:09Steve [Nortle]there was a whole night where a sock the entire wardrobe
01:26:57:1701:26:57:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
01:26:58:0701:27:00:06Brin [GM]Uh-oh. Why can’t I
01:27:00:0701:27:02:16Jesse [Foulclaw]a woman earlier that was kind of weird
01:27:00:1601:27:01:23Chris [TBD]It’s our funk stage.
01:27:02:2201:27:04:18Steve [Nortle]red hot chili peppers
01:27:03:1401:27:05:29Chris [TBD]Our punky funky stage.
01:27:05:2901:27:15:20Brin [GM]Which, why can’t i see these characters Dave? Actually, you know what? Never mind it’s fine. We don’t need that. Okay. You see a young, I know but it doesn’t, I don’t see
01:27:10:0401:27:11:04Steve [Nortle]Come on, Dave.
01:27:12:0201:27:13:26Dave [Xeros]You just right-click on it to activate that.
01:27:14:2801:27:15:29Chris [TBD]Young guy.
01:27:17:0201:27:21:26Dave [Xeros]It’s NPCs. It’s an NPC character. Just right-click on that and activate it.
01:27:19:0401:27:19:26Brin [GM]I see.
01:27:21:0001:27:29:16Brin [GM]okay I’ll and I’ll do that um you poke your head and you see what looks to be just a young there’s
01:27:29:1601:27:38:29Brin [GM]like a teenager okay and it’s a girl she is this thing is wearing a dress but it has a mask on
01:27:32:2201:27:33:12Chris [TBD]A teenager?
01:27:33:0601:27:33:29Dave [Xeros]That’s strange.
01:27:35:1601:27:36:19Dave [Xeros]That’s even stranger.
01:27:37:0101:27:42:27Steve [Nortle]It’s an N95.
01:27:39:0101:27:46:26Brin [GM]okay and It’s like a burlap. It almost looks like a Burlap sack kind of when it has like patchwork
01:27:45:0301:27:45:17Chris [TBD]not cool.
01:27:46:2601:27:54:13Brin [GM]eyes that are purple and she’s just standing. She’s standing there with her mask on, okay?
01:27:50:0901:27:52:01Dave [Xeros]She’s wearing a gas mask, guys.
01:27:53:2501:28:01:20Chris [TBD]Well It’s been nice knowing you guys. I’m out! Nope, nope, nope-nope-nop-nep-noped. Nope, no, no-no, no. I’m done.
01:27:57:0501:28:00:21Dave [Xeros]Shut the door up. Yep, don’t shut the door hitting you in the ass Let’s go!
01:27:58:0701:27:59:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:28:01:1101:28:03:17Steve [Nortle]Wait, I haven’t seen the castle!
01:28:04:0901:28:08:00Chris [TBD]Okay. Oh, she talking to me? Are you okay?
01:28:05:1701:28:06:29Jesse [Foulclaw]What’s going on in there?
01:28:08:1301:28:10:01Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s nothing out here.
01:28:09:2501:28:15:08Chris [TBD]There’s a lot of mist around here. Do you know what this mist is? And I hold up the flyer from the bar.
01:28:17:1301:28:18:07Chris [TBD]We’re looking…
01:28:20:1501:28:22:08Chris [TBD]Did you put the flyers in there?
01:28:23:0501:28:25:16Dave [Xeros]That’s why it was so many misspelled words.
01:28:26:0101:28:31:10Brin [GM]someone to excuse me how dare you i’m very intelligent
01:28:26:1601:28:27:21Chris [TBD]Mist spelled words.
01:28:31:0801:28:32:25Dave [Xeros]Nordal said that, wasn’t me?
01:28:34:2201:28:35:23Chris [TBD]Uh, I’m TBD.
01:28:35:1301:28:47:02Brin [GM]he doesn’t look like he’s breathing quickly come inside and she she hurries brings him inside she hurryed and shuts the door she hurrieds and shuts
01:28:38:0201:28:39:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:28:38:1301:28:40:28Dave [Xeros]I’m Eros. This is Nordal.
01:28:42:2601:28:44:19Dave [Xeros]Fowlclaw, you better fly down here!
01:28:43:2801:28:46:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m still flying around the tower, I think.
01:28:47:0201:28:52:11Brin [GM]the door and she is she’s fanning the mist with a little white cloth okay there’s no
01:28:49:2401:28:56:22Chris [TBD]also there’s no mist inside oh okay i’m gonna start breathing
01:28:50:1501:28:52:15Steve [Nortle]That wasn’t me.
01:28:52:1101:28:52:18Dave [Xeros]me.
01:28:54:1401:28:55:11Steve [Nortle]TBD!
01:28:57:0701:29:09:05Brin [GM]the cleanest air in Silas Castle it’s a little dang ring moldy You know what I mean and but it’s way better than being outside And she’s spanning to this kind of seeping out of the walls
01:29:09:0501:29:11:27Brin [GM]it’s almost like its gravitating towards vegetation
01:29:11:2901:29:16:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m still outside circling the tower but i’m flying yeah
01:29:14:0201:29:16:01Dave [Xeros]Fowlklaw, you better get in here and you’re gonna die.
01:29:14:1701:29:16:02Chris [TBD]you better get in here. You’re gonna die.
01:29:17:1101:29:18:10Dave [Xeros]You let the owl in.
01:29:17:1101:29:18:04Chris [TBD]50 hours.
01:29:17:2101:29:24:09Brin [GM]And unfortunately with six you just don’t see that was just there
01:29:22:1901:29:27:24Jesse [Foulclaw]oh well i know but i don’t even think i saw them go back in the tower because
01:29:24:0901:29:31:14Brin [GM]was a shitty role okay no you definitely saw the doors open because the mist
01:29:27:2401:29:38:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m up in the fog and everything so now it’s dark outside
01:29:32:1101:29:36:22Dave [Xeros]And also, I had a cart that Had light on it and we went in So the lights
01:29:38:2201:29:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m pretty sure that i’m like humming ladana though and i’m just kind of thinking about the lyrics and her music specifically huh
01:29:41:0201:29:42:00Dave [Xeros]Do you have your
01:29:45:1401:29:46:17Dave [Xeros]Sure you are
01:29:47:2101:29:48:03Brin [GM]not
01:29:49:0401:29:52:13Dave [Xeros]I stick my head out the window Don’t worry, I saw that
01:29:55:0401:29:57:10Jesse [Foulclaw]that snaps me out of it where did you who
01:29:57:1801:29:59:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:30:00:0501:30:04:11Brin [GM]line but freaking ever said in my life look what
01:30:01:0601:30:02:06Steve [Nortle]catchphrase
01:30:05:2001:30:14:17Brin [GM]okay all right are you in now great hurry it hurry hurry get in yes
01:30:07:0901:30:15:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll fly down to the doors and come inside with everybody The mist like moved out there when you guys opened the door
01:30:14:0501:30:20:24Steve [Nortle]it wasn’t me it was
01:30:19:2201:30:20:23Dave [Xeros]It wasn’t me
01:30:22:0401:30:23:04Steve [Nortle]TBD
01:30:24:1001:30:28:04Dave [Xeros]Do you just have a butter face Is that why you got the bag on your head
01:30:24:2201:30:25:04Brin [GM]to me
01:30:28:0901:30:30:01Steve [Nortle]she’s a teenager yo
01:30:30:1701:30:32:16Chris [TBD]is that you fawn
01:30:32:2201:30:33:06Dave [Xeros]Fawn
01:30:32:2901:30:39:06Brin [GM]quiet welcome to Castle Leary i’m so glad that you found the flyer
01:30:38:0301:30:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait, I’m a little I came in late Who are you?
01:30:43:1401:30:51:05Dave [Xeros]don’t know yet she’s got a bag on her head i’ve done that a couple of times the
01:30:44:0801:30:45:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Did you guys already
01:30:45:1101:30:48:08Brin [GM]yeah you heard them ask listen
01:30:51:2001:30:55:02Brin [GM]okay in this castle entrance it’s very strange
01:30:56:0601:30:56:22Brin [GM]map
01:30:59:2201:31:08:24Dave [Xeros]the one that did you load it no we can load it i can we can put it we could
01:31:03:0101:31:10:01Chris [TBD]we can take a break
01:31:04:1501:31:09:15Brin [GM]it’s too late what are we going to do how long is it going to take
01:31:08:2401:31:16:20Dave [Xeros]we can take a break we can tak 10 minute break yeah there we go hey and you’ll find out what the entrance of this looks like
01:31:10:2301:31:12:01Steve [Nortle]I do need to go to the bathroom.
01:31:15:1901:31:17:19Chris [TBD]change the uh
01:31:18:1901:31:26:16Brin [GM]in when after I mute this don’t go away viewers that’s
01:31:18:2801:31:20:20Chris [TBD]oh dave can do it too actually
01:31:23:1301:31:26:03Chris [TBD]Is it muted? Mine’s not muted.
01:31:28:1801:31:31:23Chris [TBD]Nope, nope, yep, there you go.
01:31:34:2801:31:35:16Dave [Xeros]it’s totally great
01:31:36:2501:31:38:04Chris [TBD]Brynn, nice work so far!
01:31:39:0101:31:40:15Dave [Xeros]see you just talk
01:31:40:0701:31:42:19Chris [TBD]You just have to tell these guys to shut up.
01:31:43:0301:31:44:28Brin [GM]no it’s great I’m trying
01:31:43:0401:31:45:00Dave [Xeros]I think she’s done that a couple of times
01:31:43:2201:31:46:23Chris [TBD]I’ve done that a couple of times. Just tried to do it a couple times.
01:31:46:1301:31:47:26Brin [GM]I want you guys
01:31:50:1801:31:52:22Jesse [Foulclaw]This has been great.
01:31:51:2301:31:55:18Chris [TBD]Just think of it this way. The more they talk, the more sessions you have to do.
01:31:56:2201:31:58:17Brin [GM]but then the more sessions
01:31:59:2801:32:01:28Brin [GM]you are it’s just kind of like this
01:32:03:1701:32:04:16Brin [GM]whole thing
01:32:05:2201:32:12:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I just wish Eros would’ve been a woman for a little bit longer i was great so yeah but
01:32:18:1001:32:20:07Brin [GM]don’t roll an 8 I rolled an 8
01:32:25:0401:32:30:04Brin [GM]it got weird make a weird daddy
01:32:51:1901:32:53:10Brin [GM]did you export it then brun
01:32:59:1601:33:00:22Brin [GM]sure you did you send it to my gmail
01:33:09:1601:33:12:04Brin [GM]a 10 gig internet connection i’m pretty sure we’ll be fine
01:33:43:2501:33:50:13Chris [TBD]They’re only likely at
01:34:08:1701:34:22:20Brin [GM]Yeah, I don’t
01:34:22:2001:34:26:18Brin [GM]want it to be a castle here.
01:34:52:2001:34:54:12Brin [GM]No, after…
01:35:03:0801:35:06:08Steve [Nortle]was at the end of the… Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:35:25:0101:35:35:25Steve [Nortle]Brynn how long did it take to do the mold? 30 and you just walked in and didn’t have to make an appointment?
01:35:38:2201:35:42:26Brin [GM]They got me in two days
01:35:50:1901:35:52:12Steve [Nortle]Did you have to pay again or what they did?
01:36:52:2901:36:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I can hear her again. My life changed forever.
01:36:56:1901:36:57:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:36:58:0701:37:00:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I cannot believe it, but
01:37:00:0501:37:03:21Steve [Nortle]It was just my hearing
01:37:03:2501:37:04:14Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:37:05:0401:37:06:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:37:08:1901:37:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:37:08:2001:37:09:24Steve [Nortle]That’s incredible
01:37:10:2901:37:13:12Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s a great review.
01:37:15:2201:37:16:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
01:37:35:2601:37:41:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think I even remember for sure like, what is Legan
01:37:49:2901:37:52:00Chris [TBD]I don’t remember off the top of my head, but I have it all out.
01:37:53:1201:37:56:21Steve [Nortle]a date, is it like a Aladdin recreation?
01:37:57:1201:38:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I can show you Kool-raise.
01:38:01:2101:38:05:04Chris [TBD]Callister. I think that’s how you say it. Callister? Callistar?
01:38:06:2701:38:13:27Chris [TBD]Kalishtar. They have white
01:38:15:0901:38:22:08Jesse [Foulclaw]kinda resembles like super special, like she looks like a shark
01:38:23:2801:38:33:13Chris [TBD]reddish - pinkish skin if I remember right and they are…
01:38:39:2901:38:41:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, it is.
01:38:44:2301:38:48:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Except for both Aladdin and Black Carp.
01:38:49:0801:38:55:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes! Yeah she just puts on the back end we take off but you just fly around for a few hours.
01:39:12:2201:39:18:02Chris [TBD]Kalistar famous for songs such as Material Plane Girl, Lucky
01:39:18:0201:39:24:28Chris [TBD]scars like a dungeon delving for the very first time. She is currently signed with Wolfgang Records,
01:39:22:1201:39:23:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:39:24:2801:39:32:22Chris [TBD]not anymore! Wolfgang’s dead… she has been in show business on track that’s her backstory uh
01:39:32:2201:39:38:24Chris [TBD]all right here it is link not found oh they must have changed their links around
01:39:58:0001:40:03:21Chris [TBD]race just call star oh give me a break I’m gonna give it to me because i’m not
01:40:10:2401:40:17:14Chris [TBD]nope i was just looking up what a cowstar works
01:40:22:2301:40:24:07Chris [TBD]that’s correct yep
01:40:26:0801:40:28:10Chris [TBD]and it worked because she worked with the dream weaver remember
01:40:29:0001:40:29:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Sick…
01:40:33:0401:40:41:08Steve [Nortle]Grandpa Lowly thought both me and Basil’s native loxodon as a sentient elephant. A sententang?
01:40:49:2301:40:59:26Brin [GM]the other campaign yeah you were different characters you did find about the dagger of infinite pleasure though so
01:40:52:0801:40:54:16Steve [Nortle]Well yeah I mean I would have had to like breed stuff.
01:41:03:0701:41:05:11Brin [GM]i told you i’d bring it back
01:41:05:0601:41:09:19Jesse [Foulclaw]gosh Oh my god Obviously
01:41:05:0801:41:07:12Steve [Nortle]It was a good time!
01:41:06:2201:41:07:20Brin [GM][laughter]
01:41:15:1101:41:16:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:41:16:1901:41:17:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:41:17:0701:41:18:03Chris [TBD]testing one two
01:41:22:0501:41:30:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yes Yes
01:41:31:2501:41:32:13Brin [GM]lumen
01:41:32:0901:41:41:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my God Shut up
01:41:46:1301:41:47:23Jesse [Foulclaw]What?
01:41:47:2001:41:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:41:48:2901:41:57:03Brin [GM]one of the best like in like characters ever made hands down.
01:41:50:0701:41:51:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:41:55:0201:41:59:09Steve [Nortle]Twelve twelve-year-old tiefling who saves the day
01:41:55:2901:42:00:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Who saves the day at the very end.
01:42:09:1501:42:10:17Brin [GM]Here’s Malone!
01:42:10:0701:42:13:11Steve [Nortle]And Chris is like, you know what? I’m just going to let that be how you win.
01:42:15:0201:42:16:08Steve [Nortle]It’s going to be a fight for me.
01:42:18:0001:42:19:08Chris [TBD]yeah we were out of time
01:42:20:1501:42:22:14Steve [Nortle]Yeah, it was narratively much more sad.
01:42:22:2601:42:25:03Chris [TBD]very very sexy
01:42:23:0201:42:30:09Brin [GM]Um, like block it off?
01:42:30:0901:42:31:03Jesse [Foulclaw]know about this tower.
01:42:39:0901:42:41:12Steve [Nortle]These are really cool, very weighty
01:42:40:2801:42:42:04Brin [GM]So this way here
01:42:43:1301:42:50:08Steve [Nortle]super great rolls. Oh, so I was being Daggerheart
01:42:49:2601:42:50:08Jesse [Foulclaw]and
01:42:51:1401:42:55:16Steve [Nortle]had a nice metallic set and
01:42:57:0601:43:01:20Steve [Nortle]and for one entire session I didn’t go higher than a second
01:43:03:0201:43:04:18Steve [Nortle]every single goal
01:43:04:1801:43:05:05Jesse [Foulclaw]say
01:43:12:0201:43:18:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I just know it’s all
01:43:17:1601:43:21:18Steve [Nortle]I know it’s all profitable but still the cool amazing looking ones
01:43:28:2001:43:30:27Steve [Nortle]out of all eight of them
01:43:34:2601:43:39:19Brin [GM]Oh no It did change the menu
01:43:41:1201:43:42:14Brin [GM]Okay
01:43:59:1001:44:00:21Brin [GM]walls right here.
01:44:01:0101:44:03:01Jesse [Foulclaw]like
01:44:05:2901:44:07:23Steve [Nortle]ended up testing somebody because I rolled
01:44:09:2201:44:11:15Jesse [Foulclaw]to the tab but well
01:44:11:2201:44:12:06Steve [Nortle]face
01:44:32:2101:44:41:19Chris [TBD]oh he wasn’t there Haley filled in for you dude it’s great
01:44:44:0101:44:52:24Steve [Nortle]the big information they do that i like most is combat it’s narrative based so you roll two
01:44:52:2401:44:57:10Steve [Nortle]d12 to figure out what number you get but your d12 so it’d be like
01:44:58:1901:45:06:29Steve [Nortle]yeah so like this would be hope that’s fear and so fear was one six so I got a
01:45:14:1601:45:20:19Steve [Nortle]if you get fear then after you figure everything out. Yeah
01:45:21:1701:45:26:26Steve [Nortle]So you and that determines the turn so it’s called sharing the spotlight
01:45:26:2601:45:38:01Steve [Nortle]So if they were DMing, and I’m going to attack the monster. Oh, I got 22 so I hit but I got fear
01:45:34:0501:45:35:03Brin [GM]click and
01:45:40:2301:45:46:11Brin [GM]So we click and drag,
01:45:43:0201:45:44:01Chris [TBD]but then the turn
01:45:49:0201:45:49:16Brin [GM]troll,
01:45:50:0401:46:01:16Steve [Nortle]And then if he wants to he has a way to maintaining control otherwise we just decide like i just punched so why don’t you do this back and forth
01:46:02:0401:46:06:02Steve [Nortle]and his character c would fight despite
01:46:08:0401:46:10:04Brin [GM]this so frigging complicated
01:46:11:0101:46:21:02Brin [GM]that’s quick because
01:46:23:1901:46:24:18Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s a lots of fluid.
01:46:24:0501:46:33:26Brin [GM]it’s the weird chaining thing. so it’s click and drag move point plug delete
01:46:33:2801:46:36:20Steve [Nortle]it’s quicker but you’re not sitting around
01:46:38:1401:46:48:11Chris [TBD]and it’s less well actually I don’t know if that’s because we’ve played very low levels but felt less complicated as far as the actions I used
01:46:48:1101:46:57:16Chris [TBD]to take like I had the cards that helped those are new and I could easily more prepare for a turn what I wanted to do
01:47:02:2801:47:03:15Steve [Nortle]can
01:47:04:2901:47:06:13Steve [Nortle]definitely slow you down
01:47:07:2901:47:12:01Brin [GM]all right do you want to go to the first one
01:47:11:2401:47:13:18Steve [Nortle]all your stuff is just
01:47:14:2101:47:28:15Jesse [Foulclaw]So is it just narrative control
01:47:21:0101:47:24:02Chris [TBD]we’re back
01:47:28:1501:47:39:00Jesse [Foulclaw]goes back and forth? Or it’s like your time until it Yeah, so
01:47:37:2501:47:38:06Dave [Xeros]You ready?
01:47:40:0101:47:51:24Jesse [Foulclaw]had to build up narrative
01:47:42:2801:47:46:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah, you want to do one and activate. Right-click and activate it.
01:47:55:0301:47:56:06Brin [GM]Leary 2 is activated.
01:48:00:0201:48:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Very cool.
01:48:10:2801:48:12:29Chris [TBD]But it’s like a cute little furry guy.
01:48:14:2601:48:15:09Chris [TBD]What’s that?
01:48:17:2701:48:25:07Chris [TBD]So I was pretty much Teen Titans Beast Boy. You ever see Teen Titans Go, the little cartoon? That’s what I want.
01:48:20:2401:48:21:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:48:20:2401:48:21:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:25:2601:48:26:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice
01:48:26:2801:48:29:01Chris [TBD]Yo, Dove! Hey, Mama.
01:48:30:0501:48:31:17Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s a pretty cool character
01:48:31:1701:48:42:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know.
01:48:32:0201:48:34:13Chris [TBD]He’s my favorite character. By far.
01:48:32:1901:48:33:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:34:1101:48:39:07Steve [Nortle]I like Raven the most because she hates people but Beast Boy’s my second favorite
01:48:42:1201:48:45:29Steve [Nortle]there’s an episode where Beast Boy has
01:48:47:1201:48:57:04Steve [Nortle]they find out that his brain is so atrophied from all the TV and stuff he watches that when he moves his head, it sounds like a maraca because that’s his brain rattling around inside of his head.
01:48:54:0201:48:55:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:58:1801:49:00:12Steve [Nortle]And that’s my inspiration for Nortle.
01:48:59:1201:49:11:08Dave [Xeros]I gotta say I think I like Robin the best just because of the episode where he hits the flash in the knee you guys seen that one where they’re supposed to have a race and then he’s like I can do this
01:49:00:2001:49:06:17Chris [TBD]I think I liked Robin stuff because of the episode Flash and you know one
01:49:06:2701:49:09:05Steve [Nortle]No, but it’s so on brand for him.
01:49:11:0801:49:18:22Dave [Xeros]and the gun goes off and he’s like go and it’s slow motion and he takes his staff out and hit the flash
01:49:11:1401:49:12:00Chris [TBD]I can do it.
01:49:12:0501:49:13:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:49:13:1401:49:24:15Chris [TBD]It’s like, go! And he takes a step out and hits The Flash. And there’s one thing ever.
01:49:18:1701:49:20:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:49:18:1701:49:21:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:49:18:2201:49:25:29Dave [Xeros]to the knee and just starts running it’s like the funniest freaking thing ever it’s so good
01:49:19:0601:49:21:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:49:21:2301:49:22:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:49:25:0001:49:25:27Jesse [Foulclaw]This is the only chance.
01:49:26:0401:49:28:17Chris [TBD]I love that show. Okay, bye.
01:49:26:0501:49:31:19Dave [Xeros]all right okay i’m gonna i’m going to come off of mute ready
01:49:33:0501:49:34:29Chris [TBD]Welcome back, welcome back!
01:49:36:2301:49:42:05Brin [GM]I did warn you that i was a noob And there would be these problems
01:49:42:1201:49:43:22Steve [Nortle]That’s okay. We’re doing great.
01:49:43:1501:49:47:12Dave [Xeros]you know said a two three year new problem
01:49:48:0601:49:50:25Steve [Nortle]When it comes to the electronics
01:49:51:2501:49:52:14Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:49:52:0501:49:52:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:49:52:1301:49:54:21Steve [Nortle]when it comes to the electronics there’s plenty
01:49:52:1901:49:53:08Jesse [Foulclaw]When it come
01:49:54:2401:49:56:02Dave [Xeros]yeah i know
01:49:56:1901:50:02:05Steve [Nortle]and I didn’t even have it all I had was the sound effect
01:49:57:1601:49:58:29Dave [Xeros]It is. It’s complicated.
01:50:05:1801:50:06:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Look how far we’ve come
01:50:06:2901:50:11:10Steve [Nortle]yeah no sound effects now so that’s a step backward Leary
01:50:08:1501:50:10:13Chris [TBD]What’s the name of The castle again?
01:50:11:2101:50:12:11Dave [Xeros]Wow!
01:50:12:0401:50:12:13Chris [TBD]Lear.
01:50:12:2701:50:13:14Steve [Nortle]laughing
01:50:13:0301:50:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry
01:50:13:1401:50:19:19Brin [GM]l -e -a -r -y leary
01:50:13:1701:50:16:02Dave [Xeros]Just, just kick me. In the crotch.
01:50:14:1801:50:15:24Chris [TBD]How do you spell that?
01:50:18:1301:50:20:22Steve [Nortle]I’m Robin in your flesh
01:50:19:2601:50:20:24Dave [Xeros]On flash.
01:50:24:0301:50:26:24Steve [Nortle]sorry we’re consummate
01:50:27:2801:50:28:16Steve [Nortle]amateurs
01:50:28:1301:50:29:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah. That’s fine.
01:50:32:0901:50:41:29Brin [GM]words that are gonna come out of my mouth next. It’s really not fun for me. I have…I
01:50:35:2801:50:41:28Dave [Xeros]You know what it’s called? It’s called metacognition. It’s thinking about the words.
01:50:36:0301:50:38:09Chris [TBD]You know what it’s called?
01:50:39:2501:50:41:09Chris [TBD]It’s thinking about
01:50:41:2901:50:43:04Steve [Nortle]comparative hermeneutics
01:50:41:2901:50:49:13Brin [GM]have beta cognition, okay? The opposite of productive
01:50:45:2901:50:46:19Dave [Xeros]Metacognition.
01:50:49:2401:50:56:11Dave [Xeros]No, it’s… This is great. We’re at Castle O’Leary now. Is it Leary or O’Leary? Just Leary.
01:50:50:2801:51:00:11Brin [GM]it’s that’s right we made it just leery just theory not eerie! It’s Leary she’s
01:50:55:2301:51:06:21Chris [TBD]with a bag over her face. She’s not creepy?
01:50:58:2201:51:04:13Dave [Xeros]It’s Leary with a bag on her head.
01:50:59:1801:51:08:05Jesse [Foulclaw]except there’s this creepy little girl here yes any little girl in a dark place
01:51:07:0801:51:07:21Brin [GM]not creepy!
01:51:07:2901:51:11:05Chris [TBD]You described yourself with a burlap sack
01:51:10:2301:51:13:10Dave [Xeros]Sack, glowing purple eyes.
01:51:12:1101:51:15:15Chris [TBD]mask with glowing purple eyes How is that not creepy
01:51:15:0801:51:18:28Brin [GM]myself what’s wrong with it? It’s keeping my… I’m breathing the mist
01:51:20:2001:51:21:03Chris [TBD]the mist
01:51:22:1301:51:25:14Dave [Xeros]Is it a magic burlap sack?
01:51:22:1401:51:24:03Steve [Nortle]takes is a piece of cloth?
01:51:25:2001:51:27:04Brin [GM]I need you all to shut up
01:51:26:2801:51:28:13Chris [TBD]okay well listen sorry
01:51:31:0701:51:32:22Dave [Xeros]Welcome to Castle Leary
01:51:32:0601:51:33:02Chris [TBD]but you’re listening
01:51:33:1301:51:41:25Brin [GM]This is a very very strange entrance To a castle okay So you guys Have entered over Where’s the pointer stick
01:51:41:2501:51:52:02Brin [GM]where is the telescoping no i’m just joking um okay good you have it on there okay um wait do
01:51:42:2201:51:43:22Steve [Nortle]That’s right!
01:51:43:1801:51:44:24Dave [Xeros]point
01:51:46:1101:51:47:19Chris [TBD]use the mouse use the mouth
01:51:47:0701:51:48:07Dave [Xeros]they’re upstairs
01:51:52:0201:51:59:03Brin [GM]we donate yes i want the camera perfect that’s great so we’re right over here the entrance
01:51:56:2001:51:57:15Chris [TBD]the entrance
01:51:59:0301:52:10:05Brin [GM]over there okay so it’s a strange it’s almost like a maze kind of you kind of see that like s shape
01:51:59:1201:52:04:15Dave [Xeros]That’s it, that’s a really short foyer I haven’t really seen a castle that has such a short foy
01:52:06:1101:52:06:22Jesse [Foulclaw]wall
01:52:09:2201:52:10:05Chris [TBD]yes
01:52:10:0501:52:20:07Brin [GM]but it makes cake um i am i’m so i’m i’m just so relieved that you came and answered the call
01:52:13:1401:52:14:13Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s tactical
01:52:15:2901:52:16:26Dave [Xeros]a sex dungeon
01:52:20:0701:52:26:20Brin [GM]because we’ve had no one come try to help us and and I did in fine print put compensation
01:52:26:1801:52:29:07Chris [TBD]well they ran out of the booze what were we supposed to do
01:52:30:1201:52:36:13Dave [Xeros]Can we discuss the compensation part really quick because it was really small which makes me think the compensation is really small as well
01:52:37:1701:52:38:27Brin [GM]might be surprised by that
01:52:38:2501:52:41:04Steve [Nortle]That means she’s going to use distort value.
01:52:41:1601:52:45:21Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s been a long time since we’ve done a good feed so we’re happy to help
01:52:45:1101:52:45:27Dave [Xeros]Yes
01:52:46:2501:52:55:22Brin [GM]better watch out they’re gonna get you I’m sorry I didn’t mean to say that let’s start over okay so um
01:52:46:2801:52:49:12Dave [Xeros]what he said
01:52:50:0201:52:50:23Chris [TBD]who’s they
01:52:54:0401:52:54:24Chris [TBD]what’s your name
01:52:55:2201:53:00:16Brin [GM]I’m not don’t worry about that right now it’s not important
01:53:04:1801:53:08:19Jesse [Foulclaw]purple filter check because your eyes are purple She hopped up on this veil stuff.
01:53:07:2201:53:16:19Brin [GM]you can see So it almost is like there are little glass pieces and she has patchworked them into this burlap sack
01:53:16:2501:53:25:03Brin [GM]type kind of burlap socks more like leather okay just listen i’m so glad you
01:53:25:0301:53:35:17Brin [GM]answered i am so sorry about the spirits and the liquor and alcohol and all the drinks i had to cut off shipments that people would start taking us seriously because no one is believing
01:53:35:1701:53:46:29Brin [GM]this mist is spreading we are I am very proud to say that my family this castle
01:53:37:0101:53:40:04Dave [Xeros]But is it here? The booze’s here. Are you just…
01:53:46:1601:53:48:05Chris [TBD]the servant girl has a
01:53:48:1701:53:56:06Brin [GM]excuse me this castle is the one shh this castle is the central
01:53:50:1001:53:52:05Dave [Xeros]Do you have children or are you talking about your parents?
01:53:57:0701:54:07:26Brin [GM]biggest distillery in all of Koreas we produce almost all of the alcohol
01:54:00:2501:54:01:18Chris [TBD]the booze is here
01:54:07:2601:54:10:00Brin [GM]that you all drink and love
01:54:11:1101:54:19:17Brin [GM]in the basement of this castle it’s a massive distillery i’m serious is it
01:54:13:1901:54:15:08Steve [Nortle]Just let her think that, guys.
01:54:18:2801:54:21:05Steve [Nortle]You haven’t been in his pants.
01:54:23:0201:54:30:06Dave [Xeros]My pants reach straight to the distillery in Irithesa, though. So when she says Correus, maybe it’s true.
01:54:23:1801:54:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Is this?
01:54:30:2301:54:34:12Steve [Nortle]Ah, technicalities. Those are the best-calities.
01:54:31:2401:54:32:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s technicalities.
01:54:35:0801:54:36:15Dave [Xeros]Stones throw away.
01:54:38:0001:54:45:16Brin [GM]it’s my job for anyone that comes to Castle Leary. It’s tradition for us to tell you a little bit about the history
01:54:45:1601:54:53:02Brin [GM]of Castle Lear and that’s why our foyer is shaped this way okay so on
01:54:49:2401:54:50:27Dave [Xeros]Are you taking notes?
01:54:55:1501:54:56:15Chris [TBD]I’m so
01:54:55:2601:55:01:06Steve [Nortle]Are we walking with her as she full docent mode? On your left you’ll see
01:55:02:2601:55:08:04Brin [GM]is like the customary thing that you do at castle leery they tell a little bit street it’s
01:55:07:1901:55:09:08Dave [Xeros]Did they do it with a bag on their head?
01:55:10:2001:55:11:03Chris [TBD]the mist
01:55:12:1501:55:15:18Steve [Nortle]because he has flatulent gas than spell
01:55:14:1201:55:15:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:15:0601:55:24:15Brin [GM]it filters more than dirty mist dirty hot man breath alright, so
01:55:16:1201:55:19:05Chris [TBD]that’s in front of me. I’ll be in the back
01:55:23:0101:55:31:05Dave [Xeros]yes i am a hot man but i am not dirty it’s fine no your mouth
01:55:24:1501:55:27:23Brin [GM]no, just the breath
01:55:28:0401:55:29:22Steve [Nortle]breath is like a grandma’s apparently
01:55:29:2501:55:33:26Brin [GM]oh! did you eat something outside?
01:55:34:0001:55:38:23Steve [Nortle]I smile and there’s some more goo dripping off of my face.
01:55:34:2601:55:35:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:35:2101:55:36:26Chris [TBD]He totally did
01:55:37:2301:55:38:21Brin [GM][laughter]
01:55:38:2601:55:42:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, is that bad? Did he do something bad? Is that bad
01:55:42:1001:55:43:29Brin [GM]you probably aren’t
01:55:43:0901:55:44:28Chris [TBD]You’re looking a little less green
01:55:46:1601:55:48:05Brin [GM]he’s like turning really pale
01:55:49:1801:55:50:26Steve [Nortle]I’m now teal!
01:55:52:2101:56:00:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m a little
01:55:54:2601:56:02:25Brin [GM]all right anyways we’ve got to hurry i’ve got things to do
01:55:55:0201:55:55:19Chris [TBD]Lime green
01:55:56:0901:55:57:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:55:56:2901:55:57:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:55:57:1501:55:59:17Steve [Nortle]I look like the background right now.
01:55:58:1401:56:05:14Dave [Xeros]of the ooze let’s get through this tour guys
01:56:00:2201:56:07:29Jesse [Foulclaw]scared of this girl.
01:56:06:0901:56:18:02Brin [GM]on so the first family that built this castle was the leary family and they always wanted to be a king and queen but it never happened so they resorted to dutch and duchess
01:56:06:2901:56:10:20Chris [TBD]She’s literally waiting for someone to come she has things to do
01:56:18:0201:56:25:02Brin [GM]so they didn’t quite get there but they built quite the name for themselves as you can see them in this portrait cage we’re walking
01:56:25:2001:56:33:26Dave [Xeros]can i make a perception check to see if there’s anything weird about these pictures that we’re looking at, like if the eyeballs are following us or anything.
01:56:26:0401:56:26:21Brin [GM]um
01:56:26:1701:56:29:10Steve [Nortle]We’re walking, and we’re walking…
01:56:33:0801:56:33:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:56:34:0501:56:35:17Chris [TBD]skills
01:56:34:1401:56:37:21Jesse [Foulclaw]While he’s doing that, can I make a history check to see how accurate she is?
01:56:38:0001:56:38:17Brin [GM]yes
01:56:38:2301:56:40:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Even though my history
01:56:45:2301:56:47:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:56:46:2101:56:47:20Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:56:46:2101:56:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:56:47:0501:56:48:10Brin [GM]what is it
01:56:49:0501:56:50:13Dave [Xeros]I got a natural 18
01:56:49:1801:56:51:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I gotta go back to the other dice. Oh my gosh.
01:56:51:2001:56:57:04Chris [TBD]he’s like walking on but you shrink
01:56:52:1401:56:53:03Brin [GM][laughter]
01:56:52:1701:56:55:01Dave [Xeros]He’s like walking on and he’s like Whoop!
01:56:53:0601:56:54:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Hold on. Hold on!
01:56:57:1101:56:58:12Dave [Xeros]Yep, you just ring
01:56:57:2701:56:59:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:56:58:0201:57:09:17Brin [GM]oh my gosh you have no idea how much trouble you are in
01:56:58:0701:57:00:00Brin [GM][laughter]
01:57:00:0001:57:01:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
01:57:00:0001:57:02:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:57:01:0801:57:49:08Steve [Nortle]like the
01:57:02:1201:57:04:15Dave [Xeros]He’s so damn cute though
01:57:09:1701:57:11:06Brin [GM]you have not idea
01:57:12:0501:57:13:10Dave [Xeros]come perch on my shoulder
01:57:12:2901:57:19:01Chris [TBD]all the time
01:57:17:0301:57:18:18Dave [Xeros]I got an actual 18
01:57:18:2501:57:25:26Brin [GM]okay so you see these portraits they’re very old and they’re actually they’re worth a lot
01:57:26:2501:57:36:00Brin [GM]but nothing they’re just plain old foil paint that’s all it is yep nothing fancy schmancy
01:57:30:0401:57:30:20Dave [Xeros]Okay
01:57:31:2501:57:34:15Dave [Xeros]There is nothing untoward about him
01:57:36:1501:57:42:18Brin [GM]you do seal though some of them have some water damage on the bottom
01:57:44:1901:57:54:23Brin [GM]unlike the the bottom of the picture you see it’s like a little bit warped paint is a little bit messed up yes almost like someone’s someone like took
01:57:48:2001:57:51:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Like the last few inches of the painting.
01:57:54:2301:58:06:21Brin [GM]them off the wall and set him on yeah there was water in the hallway set him down you who knows how anyways just a little bit of damage okay well they’re just very
01:58:02:1901:58:12:02Dave [Xeros]there water damage on these uh strange girl with back on your head did you
01:58:06:2101:58:15:03Brin [GM]very old very old paintings portraits things let’s continue so as we walk
01:58:07:0001:58:08:13Chris [TBD]that won’t tell us our name
01:58:15:0801:58:20:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna perch on your shoulder, because I don’t feel safe near her
01:58:17:1601:58:25:08Brin [GM]they um who’s basil i love basil on my pasta delicious
01:58:21:2401:58:22:19Jesse [Foulclaw]in the ground.
01:58:28:2601:58:29:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I have a question!
01:58:32:1601:58:32:29Brin [GM]do you need
01:58:35:2501:58:42:07Chris [TBD]not he didn’t shrink very much just his eyes get bigger no no no No, no, no. He doesn’t go that way.
01:58:38:2601:58:47:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh… I forget how much it is, like three-quarters or half maybe? I forget. I don’ even know where it’s.
01:58:38:2901:58:40:20Dave [Xeros]He’s like half size
01:58:44:2001:58:46:06Dave [Xeros]Yeah, you’re like three quarters
01:58:47:1301:58:48:24Dave [Xeros]You definitely Like
01:58:48:1001:58:54:16Steve [Nortle]we’d probably have to go back and listen to the original episode because I don’ t think I wrote it down.
01:58:51:2201:58:53:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m like a little child owl.
01:58:56:2301:59:01:29Jesse [Foulclaw]You keep saying you should be worried. Is that because all the birds are dead outside?
01:59:03:1001:59:11:05Brin [GM]well yes wherever the mist is animals are dying very quickly stabbing
01:59:09:0401:59:09:24Steve [Nortle]in the mist?
01:59:09:2001:59:14:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, animals. But he’s kind of an Well, you didn’t say that to him.
01:59:14:2501:59:16:28Chris [TBD]You’re all animals. I’m the only one not, man.
01:59:18:0601:59:19:09Dave [Xeros]Excuse me?
01:59:19:1301:59:21:12Chris [TBD]You’ve got horns and a tail!
01:59:19:2901:59:23:01Steve [Nortle]Yeah, you’re part go- Aren’t you a goat?
01:59:21:2201:59:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]The intelligence!
01:59:22:1501:59:25:08Chris [TBD]Like a lizard. A horned lizard.
01:59:26:1401:59:29:26Steve [Nortle]It finally comes out what TBD truly thinks.
01:59:28:0501:59:28:19Jesse [Foulclaw]TBD?
01:59:30:0301:59:31:05Dave [Xeros]Maybe Maybe
01:59:31:0101:59:33:05Chris [TBD]I said it in the very first episode.
01:59:34:2901:59:37:19Chris [TBD]I said in the every first episode with a bunch of animals.
01:59:38:2801:59:43:18Dave [Xeros]You just might be What do we need to do I understand, okay
01:59:41:1401:59:41:18Chris [TBD]No.
01:59:43:1001:59:44:23Steve [Nortle]I want to hear the tour!
01:59:46:1701:59:48:22Steve [Nortle]There’s probably a gift shop at the end.
01:59:50:1401:59:51:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe they have a tarot card
01:59:54:0202:00:05:07Brin [GM]Bade and Leary, their son is the one that gave them his parents the idea to start the distillery. They started cultivating the orchard that’s up on the cliff hill
02:00:06:0802:00:17:18Brin [GM]and that’s where we get most of the fruit for all of our We provide with the forbidden fruits taverns for all their drinks And we actually have special drinks here at the castle
02:00:17:1802:00:19:11Brin [GM]Anyways, Baden-Leary
02:00:21:0602:00:23:24Brin [GM]Unfortunately tragedy befell the
02:00:24:2602:00:25:18Chris [TBD]What happened?
02:00:26:1702:00:33:19Brin [GM]Bhaedon unfortunately became very obsessed with mermaids in these waters,
02:00:33:1702:00:34:02Chris [TBD]Merfolks?
02:00:33:2602:00:36:16Dave [Xeros]he got into Murpond
02:00:36:2902:00:43:15Brin [GM]Anyways he got a very very distracted young man and started going out
02:00:43:1502:00:49:18Brin [GM]and wasting all of his time out on the waters anyways it was sad
02:00:49:1802:00:59:06Brin [GM]sad. His parents unfortunately couldn’t produce another heir to replace him and he vanished
02:00:55:0702:00:55:21Jesse [Foulclaw]They’re
02:00:59:0602:01:08:04Brin [GM]and disappeared one day, and people still say that they see Murphur on these shores every once in a while which is silly. That’s ridiculous.
02:01:08:0402:01:14:22Brin [GM]You are just wonderful aren’t
02:01:08:2502:01:09:23Dave [Xeros]motherfuckin’ pretty hot
02:01:12:1302:01:24:05Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i think he needs to wait wait wait so let me if i am understanding this correctly you’re saying
02:01:15:0202:01:16:26Steve [Nortle]Doesn’t he need to say prayers now?
02:01:24:0502:01:36:04Jesse [Foulclaw]that uh what was his name leary baden and some of the merfolk were were were they they were is that what you
02:01:32:1802:01:33:13Dave [Xeros]bait and switch
02:01:33:0802:01:42:12Chris [TBD]I-I think he was. Yeah, Finn! Finn!
02:01:35:2002:01:39:08Brin [GM]what what hand motion i don’t understand what anatomy
02:01:36:0402:01:36:26Jesse [Foulclaw]were trying to
02:01:43:0102:01:44:21Steve [Nortle]This is what I was born with.
02:01:46:0802:01:51:19Brin [GM]doesn’t have to do it okay listen it’s not important
02:01:51:1902:02:01:08Brin [GM]that’s just something that’s customed okay baden disappeared and my family has lived here for a long
02:01:54:2202:01:57:01Steve [Nortle]Ispyr. Is Paden still alive?
02:02:01:0802:02:10:24Brin [GM]time i didn’t mean to say that sorry um no i don’t i what me what are you talking about oh look
02:02:04:1802:02:07:12Dave [Xeros]usurped the castle from the people that owned it
02:02:05:0402:02:06:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:02:09:1902:02:18:23Dave [Xeros]did you i’m pretty sure she stole the distillery guys we’ve
02:02:10:2402:02:18:20Brin [GM]the entrance come over this way so this is a banquet call and you guys happen you’re just in
02:02:13:1302:02:14:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:02:14:1702:02:17:24Jesse [Foulclaw]did we ask her her name
02:02:17:1302:02:19:15Steve [Nortle]multiple times
02:02:18:1502:02:19:11Chris [TBD]Twice!
02:02:18:2002:02:26:10Brin [GM]time she like stomps her foot on the ground you could she’s young she’s frustrated okay
02:02:18:2302:02:27:17Dave [Xeros]tried which she’s got like the air of
02:02:32:0702:02:34:02Jesse [Foulclaw]are there any more bags
02:02:35:2802:02:37:02Jesse [Foulclaw]like yours
02:02:37:1802:02:42:27Brin [GM]this is um my design actually I made this, I sewed this
02:02:43:2902:02:44:20Dave [Xeros]it’s beautiful
02:02:45:0002:02:55:28Brin [GM]it’s not I look awful but unfortunately I have to I’m sorry my head is starting to ache just give me one moment I need you
02:02:55:2802:03:03:29Brin [GM]let yourselves in okay you’re just in time for dinner the banquet hall is right through there and she runs off wait I forgot and she run back
02:03:00:2202:03:01:24Chris [TBD]Are we for dinner?
02:03:05:1002:03:16:28Brin [GM]listen to me be careful they’re gonna want your wings They’re gonna want your shell They’re going to want your horns and they’re definitely gonna want your height
02:03:16:2502:03:18:20Chris [TBD]Is this the job?
02:03:19:2802:03:23:29Brin [GM]Just be careful Make sure you lock your door She runs off
02:03:24:0102:03:33:26Dave [Xeros]as she runs away i’m gonna cast mending on her uh hood and i’m just gonna make it look like a beautifully tailored mask with those
02:03:34:2702:03:36:17Chris [TBD]So he doesn’t have to look at it.
02:03:35:0102:03:38:24Dave [Xeros]arcane goggles. Guys, I’m sick of looking at this.
02:03:38:2502:03:40:27Chris [TBD]I’m going to lock the door behind her.
02:03:41:1302:03:43:29Brin [GM]in the hallway Oh my Holy shit
02:03:46:1902:03:55:02Brin [GM]Anyways Okay so she takes off She takes off and you guys enter You push the doors open into the banquet hall Okay
02:03:47:1702:03:50:21Dave [Xeros]Don’t say I did nothing for the peoples yet.
02:03:56:1402:03:58:19Chris [TBD]Do we need to lock the door behind us?
02:03:56:1502:04:04:21Brin [GM]this is this no there’s there’s um the tables are mostly filled
02:04:05:0702:04:15:20Brin [GM]there’s a few left just for you guys two chairs left okay at the front yeah with people servants that live in the castle okay this
02:04:09:0802:04:10:06Chris [TBD]They’re filled.
02:04:16:2602:04:24:28Brin [GM]the scene that you see before you is probably the most depressing banquet hall if you’ve ever seen
02:04:24:2802:04:36:28Brin [GM]okay we’re talking it’s run down like this castle was very nice at one point but it’s very run down okay things are broken okay not that bad okay
02:04:30:1002:04:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Here it is.
02:04:36:2802:04:47:04Brin [GM]everyone here there’s their skin has like a gray hue most of them are humanoids there’s a few half elves every
02:04:47:0402:04:52:02Brin [GM]little bastards running around their skin
02:04:51:2602:04:56:08Dave [Xeros]hanging out with Murfolk obviously banging elves Okay
02:04:56:0702:05:05:25Brin [GM]okay their skin looks terrible they’re this this uh black mist is not doing good for them okay so they’re breathing this a lot because obviously they have to go out and get food
02:05:05:2502:05:14:02Brin [GM]which is awesome okay there every single person in this room is missing a limb everyone
02:05:15:1102:05:26:11Brin [GM]missing fingers some are missing an arm some are messing leg some foot just everyone has something that’s missing they’re all really great and then it turns
02:05:21:0602:05:32:07Dave [Xeros]Hey man, do you want to give me your hand oh oh wrong person yeah hey high five uh don’t run off
02:05:22:2102:05:28:23Chris [TBD]high five
02:05:28:2302:05:41:22Chris [TBD]hot dang
02:05:30:0202:05:39:16Brin [GM]eyes are kind of glazed over there’s a purple hue in all of their eyes okay kind of grayed out
02:05:32:0702:05:46:10Dave [Xeros]so would
02:05:36:1702:05:37:02Jesse [Foulclaw]No.
02:05:39:1602:05:50:13Brin [GM]everyone there just looks not healthy they’re not doing good okay in the front yeah for sure without
02:05:46:1002:05:47:29Dave [Xeros]you say they have the poisoned condition then
02:05:50:1302:05:56:19Brin [GM]a doubt okay In the front, I really hope I don’t screw this up.
02:05:58:1902:05:59:19Brin [GM]You see
02:06:02:0802:06:06:25Brin [GM]this lady right here, okay? This is supposed to look very similar
02:06:08:0602:06:13:18Brin [GM]This is you see this lady sitting in the chair in the front she’s supposed to looks older
02:06:09:2302:06:16:05Chris [TBD]okay AI can’t do it
02:06:15:1302:06:17:07Brin [GM]AI, you just can’t
02:06:16:1002:06:17:26Steve [Nortle]Can’t be old, can’t
02:06:20:2302:06:27:15Brin [GM]She’s sitting in this chair right here at the head and she’s kind of robot
02:06:29:1402:06:35:22Brin [GM]one hundred percent she has that same gray hue, bright red hair. She’s missing
02:06:30:1602:06:31:26Chris [TBD]pale
02:06:35:2202:06:44:28Brin [GM]fingers okay? Hello we were not expecting you
02:06:44:2202:06:45:28Steve [Nortle]Oh and she’s human
02:06:45:0302:06:52:22Dave [Xeros]hey hi what’s your name do
02:06:52:2202:06:59:24Dave [Xeros]you do you own the castle did you buy it from
02:06:55:1302:06:58:08Brin [GM]am the Duchess consort of this castle
02:06:59:2402:07:06:06Dave [Xeros]previous people what does assume mean
02:07:00:1002:07:06:02Chris [TBD]people what does the zoom mean
02:07:05:1102:07:10:04Brin [GM]Leary after the leery family left please come in for
02:07:10:0402:07:18:19Brin [GM]dinner and sit down we have we had lots of good food unfortunately
02:07:18:2602:07:19:26Steve [Nortle]the stuff outside
02:07:24:1902:07:26:28Steve [Nortle]It’s not good food boys Not good food
02:07:26:2602:07:27:27Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m gonna
02:07:28:0902:07:36:22Brin [GM]um and you see through just this door over holton h -o -l -t -o .n you see true this or one
02:07:29:1602:07:31:09Steve [Nortle]Wait what was her last name
02:07:32:1302:07:32:26Dave [Xeros]holton
02:07:36:2202:07:42:14Brin [GM]these doors she’s sitting well say she’s in here um through the store runs in a young girl
02:07:42:1402:07:49:12Brin [GM]wearing the same dress that you recognize from the front okay she looks just like her mom
02:07:50:0602:07:55:11Brin [GM]red hair and she sits up she brushes off the dress in her eyes and sits down
02:07:55:1102:07:56:23Dave [Xeros]does she look poisoned too
02:07:55:2502:07:57:26Steve [Nortle]And what is she messing
02:07:57:1002:08:08:28Brin [GM]she doesn’t look as bad as everyone else but you can see that the effects are starting and she’s missing the same fingers that her mom is missing okay
02:08:08:2802:08:15:04Brin [GM]you she’s definitely not as poisoned or doesn’t look
02:08:17:0402:08:20:07Dave [Xeros]is it all right if i go up and just like touch her on the shoulder real quick
02:08:21:1702:08:33:17Dave [Xeros]i’m gonna ask her first like hey what’s your name hey millie is it all right if i just like touch you i touch her shoulder and as i touch i’m going to cast lesser respiration on her
02:08:33:1702:08:39:26Dave [Xeros]i touched one creature and in the condition of blind and blind deafened paralyzed report
02:08:41:0702:08:46:13Dave [Xeros]so like all of the all of The Gray just like sucks right out of her and goes into my hand
02:08:41:1102:08:46:20Chris [TBD]So like, all of the brave side goes like-
02:08:45:0302:08:49:03Brin [GM]unbelievable relief she’s like
02:08:56:2102:09:07:14Brin [GM]think you understand what it is what’s happening you need to sit down right now listen to me. Just play the part, right? Do you understand? Just play the part. Yes, yes
02:09:04:2002:09:12:00Dave [Xeros]adventurous we just are we good people good guys hey we’re not here on
02:09:07:1402:09:18:25Brin [GM]You’re just here visiting the castle And you start to see Marie look at you and she’s like her mannerisms are very robot-like strange
02:09:20:1902:09:24:26Brin [GM]It’s just super awkward, not normal behavior
02:09:26:2002:09:28:12Brin [GM]Please sit down
02:09:27:2902:09:30:05Dave [Xeros]well sit down guys
02:09:31:0802:09:32:18Steve [Nortle]I love to shit
02:09:35:1402:09:43:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Is it okay if I just stay seated on your shoulder? Just perched up here for a little bit?
02:09:36:1802:09:47:11Dave [Xeros]make sure let us say grace first
02:09:38:1402:09:42:16Chris [TBD]Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:09:46:0902:09:48:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Of course! Of course.
02:09:49:0702:09:49:22Steve [Nortle]Grace
02:09:52:1202:09:53:10Dave [Xeros]you upside the head
02:09:53:2402:09:59:16Steve [Nortle]And I drop my head into my shell Oh no oh no Never gets old.
02:10:02:0702:10:04:08Steve [Nortle]I’m a turtle, that’s why.
02:10:03:0802:10:04:00Chris [TBD]I…
02:10:04:0402:10:13:29Brin [GM]you’re all sitting yeah okay do you see marie hamsey get them menus please
02:10:05:1602:10:07:19Chris [TBD]Well, yeah we’re sitting.
02:10:13:2902:10:23:22Brin [GM]okay you see okay this lady okay like i just need you guys all to visualize chris farley and lensley
02:10:14:0502:10:14:26Chris [TBD]Handsy.
02:10:23:2202:10:30:29Brin [GM]okay you understand me okay she waddles over and she
02:10:23:2502:10:26:19Chris [TBD]Yes! Fantastic. Fantastic.
02:10:24:2902:10:26:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:10:28:1202:10:31:29Chris [TBD]Hello? She’s so happy too.
02:10:30:2802:10:34:06Steve [Nortle]Sloppy Joes! Slopsy sloppy joes!
02:10:30:2902:10:40:22Brin [GM]literally looks yes 100 okay i need you please do the fat elf voice right now
02:10:33:1702:10:35:15Chris [TBD]Got the big rubber yellow gloves.
02:10:35:0002:10:36:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Is she a fat elf?
02:10:37:0502:10:38:17Dave [Xeros]I’m in the middle of praying.
02:10:37:1302:10:38:04Chris [TBD]Oh my god.
02:10:40:0402:10:41:29Chris [TBD]oh you need yeah
02:10:43:2602:10:44:14Chris [TBD]gosh
02:10:45:0002:10:47:28Brin [GM]that’s like my favorite it’s my favorite voice
02:10:47:2602:10:50:04Chris [TBD]we got a couple things on the menu
02:10:50:1702:10:51:15Brin [GM][laughter]
02:10:51:0502:10:53:03Chris [TBD]hot dog water and
02:10:52:1402:10:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:10:55:0302:10:56:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Forgot about hot dog water.
02:10:56:1302:10:57:29Dave [Xeros]Never trust
02:10:58:1202:11:08:05Chris [TBD]sloppy jokes put the teeth
02:10:58:2902:11:00:02Brin [GM]so
02:10:59:2402:11:01:02Steve [Nortle]Slopty joe!
02:11:02:0502:11:03:26Brin [GM]unfortunately for dinner
02:11:09:0602:11:18:29Chris [TBD]extend your teeth past your what do you call that do an underbite and talk there it is see, you got it
02:11:22:1702:11:28:21Brin [GM]there’s not much I’m not gonna lie just some mossy soup okay
02:11:30:1402:11:36:19Brin [GM]I mean, we have all the turks but listen
02:11:36:1902:11:45:14Brin [GM]we got great drinks still there’s boycott years or so i can’t base it secret and then someone
02:11:45:1402:11:54:25Brin [GM]right then tips over their drink and falls over and here hey we gotta clean up over here by the benches!
02:11:48:0902:11:51:06Chris [TBD]Jeez, what is going on?
02:11:49:2702:11:51:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:11:52:1702:12:10:07Chris [TBD]I’m gonna
02:11:55:0102:11:57:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:11:55:2702:11:57:17Dave [Xeros]Is that person dead?
02:11:56:2702:12:06:16Brin [GM]And over in the corner of this room, you see a tiefling smoking a joint. Morty! Come over here!
02:12:07:0102:12:08:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:12:09:0802:12:14:16Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna cast Disguise Self real quick
02:12:09:1002:12:09:21Brin [GM]Okay?
02:12:13:0402:12:14:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:12:14:1902:12:18:27Chris [TBD]Do we know Morty? Is this the Morty… The Morty
02:12:17:1402:12:28:27Dave [Xeros]if this is where he ended up because of the sock yeah, he was a tiefling I
02:12:21:2302:12:32:07Steve [Nortle]it’s been a rough three weeks the bright blue
02:12:23:0702:12:25:26Chris [TBD]Was he a T-flake?
02:12:25:1902:12:28:02Brin [GM]um…a bucket he was a tiefing right?
02:12:28:1402:12:29:26Jesse [Foulclaw]on my hood on my robe
02:12:32:0702:12:33:28Steve [Nortle]color of his school robe
02:12:33:2102:12:34:28Chris [TBD]Morty! No!
02:12:35:2802:12:39:21Dave [Xeros]so fast that I turn myself into the female version of myself
02:12:38:2102:12:40:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:12:38:2102:12:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:12:39:0102:12:40:19Brin [GM][laughter]
02:12:39:1102:12:40:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:41:2802:12:48:28Steve [Nortle]back I see you’re very horny
02:12:43:0402:12:46:18Dave [Xeros]you don’t have true sight so I am a tieflingen version of myself
02:12:44:1702:12:53:19Jesse [Foulclaw]oh just break your voice a lot
02:12:45:0202:12:51:12Chris [TBD]Oh god
02:12:49:0902:12:50:17Brin [GM]I can do this Morty voice Oh
02:12:50:0702:12:51:15Dave [Xeros]oh geez
02:12:54:2502:12:55:20Chris [TBD]That’s it.
02:12:55:0502:12:57:00Brin [GM]not another one
02:12:56:1902:12:57:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:58:2202:12:59:23Brin [GM]and then
02:13:00:2602:13:11:18Brin [GM]don’t you worry my little sweet people get your ticket care of and he walks over and she kisses Morty on the mouth this
02:13:10:2802:13:12:01Chris [TBD]This is Maria?
02:13:11:2802:13:24:25Dave [Xeros]oh how the mighty have fallen he had a hot co -ed hey man
02:13:14:1102:13:16:05Chris [TBD]What happened to his girlfriend?
02:13:14:1402:13:15:04Steve [Nortle]wait
02:13:17:0402:13:21:04Brin [GM]he pushes the bucket over and starts mopping his drink
02:13:22:1102:13:24:08Brin [GM]it’s the saddest scene you’ve ever seen
02:13:24:2502:13:25:18Dave [Xeros]you look like you’re
02:13:27:0302:13:31:16Chris [TBD]Four years at a university, and this is what you found for employment?
02:13:28:2102:13:35:23Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah he got expelled at graduation remember
02:13:30:1902:13:34:01Steve [Nortle]that’s what happens when you fall into debauchery and sin
02:13:34:0402:13:38:09Brin [GM]He got expelled, remember? We ruined his life.
02:13:35:2102:13:38:13Chris [TBD]Oh yeah! Oh Morty.
02:13:38:0802:13:45:05Dave [Xeros]hey hey you look at your falling on hard times my little man is he sick
02:13:39:1502:13:42:27Chris [TBD]It looks like you’re falling on hard times my little man
02:13:40:0302:13:44:10Brin [GM]Oh, what are you doing here?
02:13:45:2502:13:49:29Brin [GM]Yeah. Oh yeah, he looks terrible. He’s missing a horn.
02:13:46:1702:13:48:01Steve [Nortle]Is he missing anything?
02:13:47:1602:13:58:20Chris [TBD]Come on
02:13:53:0202:14:01:23Dave [Xeros]i touch you real quick please how much is that how
02:13:56:0202:14:00:27Brin [GM]It’ll cost you two gold coins.
02:13:58:2002:14:03:12Chris [TBD]You’re telling me so forward
02:14:01:2302:14:13:23Dave [Xeros]much you’ve been selling yourself for to get here it’s been a rough couple days hasn’t it i’m going to touch him i’m in a cast uh i’m
02:14:05:2402:14:08:20Chris [TBD]It’s been a rough couple days, hasn’t it.
02:14:14:1202:14:25:13Dave [Xeros]going to cast lesser restoration i’m going to get rid of his sickness and then i’m going to going to take out 200 gold pieces
02:14:27:1602:14:35:00Dave [Xeros]and i’m just gonna mori no i’m not distorting my run
02:14:28:0402:14:31:18Brin [GM]What are you doin’? Wow.
02:14:31:2002:14:33:10Steve [Nortle]Distorting value, probably.
02:14:34:0702:14:35:02Chris [TBD]Run Morty
02:14:34:1802:14:45:26Brin [GM]Okay, and as soon as you restore him the light is his eyes go back to their natural color and he is instantly
02:14:45:2602:14:48:29Brin [GM]what am I doing here? I gotta go
02:14:49:1602:14:57:18Dave [Xeros]take this and i i just open up the back of his pants and shove 200 gold piece in there and i am like now you listen to me
02:14:57:1802:15:06:17Dave [Xeros]you get all the way back to idios and i’m gonna like write him a little note you give this to the dean and you tell him to let you retake
02:15:06:1702:15:11:25Dave [Xeros]this it’s not i’ll con i’ll confess to everything go
02:15:06:2402:15:08:28Brin [GM]it’s too late for me man
02:15:10:2002:15:12:24Brin [GM]I slept with that
02:15:13:0402:15:15:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:15:14:2902:15:17:04Dave [Xeros]uh i’m going to see if i can
02:15:15:0202:15:15:23Jesse [Foulclaw]laughing
02:15:19:1602:15:20:24Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:15:21:1502:15:29:05Steve [Nortle]so you’re just gonna send him out into the mist huh and hope he survives we hope I hope you survive, Morty.
02:15:29:2702:15:32:03Brin [GM]why do you care about me
02:15:33:0802:15:34:27Dave [Xeros]we’re just nice people
02:15:36:1902:15:37:06Chris [TBD]Atonement.
02:15:40:2302:15:44:21Brin [GM]you look so familiar why are you so small
02:15:42:0802:15:47:27Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s me well, it happens sometimes
02:15:47:2802:15:50:18Brin [GM]There’s no way that you’re a foul ball. That signs.
02:15:49:1602:15:53:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m Falclaw yeah
02:15:54:0702:15:56:02Brin [GM]And he recognizes all of you.
02:15:56:1102:16:00:18Steve [Nortle]I’m Nordle. My name is Nordle I don’t know that I ever said my name to you but my name is Nordle
02:16:00:0102:16:02:04Brin [GM]Where is that bitch bunny?
02:16:02:2602:16:04:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:16:03:1902:16:04:29Brin [GM]What are you guys…
02:16:05:2202:16:06:17Steve [Nortle]That’s my sister
02:16:06:0602:16:09:28Brin [GM]You guys gotta get out of here right now. And he takes off.
02:16:09:2902:16:13:11Jesse [Foulclaw]morty wait marty wait tell us what’s happened
02:16:11:0002:16:12:01Steve [Nortle]Yeah, that’s what we said
02:16:14:2602:16:17:07Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s me i think
02:16:15:2402:16:19:17Brin [GM]I can’t even tell you how fast he hightailed it out of there.
02:16:21:1202:16:22:24Brin [GM]Gone, gonzo.
02:16:22:1302:16:25:05Jesse [Foulclaw]we should probably follow more deals
02:16:27:0202:16:27:27Jesse [Foulclaw]i don know
02:16:27:2102:16:39:10Brin [GM]the banquet doors slam shut pants is gonna get you guys take care and we’re
02:16:29:0102:16:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]know if we should be here
02:16:29:2402:16:30:25Chris [TBD]Oh gosh!
02:16:29:2802:16:34:29Dave [Xeros]aren’t you just interested like what these people look like I mean
02:16:39:1002:16:50:14Brin [GM]gonna get your next okay this Pam’s Hamzy not Ramsey handsy hey these are the spirit man oh this is literally what hey listen you guys I
02:16:40:0102:16:44:05Chris [TBD]What’s your name? Pantsy? Pamzy!
02:16:46:2902:16:47:19Chris [TBD]Ramsey.
02:16:50:1402:17:01:16Brin [GM]made a huge mistake these are so complicated and over-the-top So, get ready. Get ready to do some reading here. It’s the worst. So this is the castle Liri.
02:16:55:1202:16:56:18Jesse [Foulclaw]this is the one
02:17:01:2102:17:12:01Brin [GM]This is the most… At one point in time, this castle had drinks that people talked about
02:17:12:2702:17:17:07Brin [GM]across a whole country. Is this what we’re calling Correus? Is that what it is? The country?
02:17:16:0402:17:18:19Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s the continent
02:17:18:1302:17:20:17Brin [GM]Correius. Wait, am I… What am I…? Cor-
02:17:21:2002:17:25:18Brin [GM]Correis. Correios. I really want to say it.
02:17:28:0202:17:35:13Dave [Xeros]like greek for like it’s greek for barber actually yeah
02:17:28:1302:17:29:14Chris [TBD]Where’s that from?
02:17:34:1602:17:42:06Brin [GM]it okay say it one more time i still hear the d what
02:17:36:2502:17:45:29Dave [Xeros]coreas c -o -u -r -e -a
02:17:42:1202:17:43:04Chris [TBD]Correus.
02:17:45:1402:17:51:24Brin [GM]know that’s crazy is i am greek and i can’t say it all right we’re just gonna avoid saying that
02:17:51:2402:17:59:15Brin [GM]on this physical plane in which we dwell okay there’s five drinks total
02:17:51:2502:17:52:24Chris [TBD]Just roll the R.
02:17:59:2902:18:08:16Brin [GM]and it’s so over the if there’s so much i’m so sorry this is ridiculous okay these are there’s the whole point of this is
02:18:08:1602:18:18:24Brin [GM]this is supposed to be like the fanciest stuff you’ve ever put your lips on I could have probably phrased that a little bit better
02:18:16:2502:18:20:01Dave [Xeros]my lips on so many fancy things
02:18:17:2602:18:25:03Jesse [Foulclaw]that made a huge mistake
02:18:17:2802:18:19:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:18:17:2802:18:20:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:18:19:1602:18:22:20Brin [GM]I made a mistake
02:18:22:0702:18:22:29Chris [TBD]Yep.
02:18:22:2802:18:26:18Dave [Xeros]yep it’s okay a tiny huge mistake
02:18:24:1202:18:30:29Brin [GM]dad um I take that back I meant to say nope that’s even worse
02:18:30:2902:18:38:08Brin [GM]um the thing it’s the best drink the fanciest drink
02:18:38:0802:18:48:24Brin [GM]people used to visit this castle and if you guys hadn’t interrupted millie so much she would have gladly told you all that history
02:18:48:2402:18:55:16Brin [GM]i’m just kidding i just forgot to say stuff okay anything sounding appealing
02:18:55:1902:18:58:10Chris [TBD]Is this like a cruise ship where we can get one of each?
02:18:58:0902:19:01:22Dave [Xeros]actually I think on a cruise ship you can get multiple of the same as well
02:19:01:0202:19:08:08Brin [GM]So, that is one thing That I forgot to put There is a warning label at the bottom
02:19:01:1502:19:02:16Chris [TBD]That’s right, yeah.
02:19:09:1502:19:11:10Brin [GM]It’s not written there so don’t look for it
02:19:12:1902:19:21:22Brin [GM]If you drink any more than One of these at a time You instantaneously Go unconscious
02:19:16:2902:19:17:14Chris [TBD]Oh gosh.
02:19:19:1402:19:20:08Chris [TBD]You’ll explode!
02:19:21:1902:19:22:05Chris [TBD]Oh.
02:19:24:2602:19:26:01Brin [GM]You don’t understand
02:19:28:1602:19:30:28Steve [Nortle]That’s what it says on the warning label.
02:19:30:1402:19:32:06Chris [TBD]You don’t understand, Eros.
02:19:31:1502:19:31:29Dave [Xeros]warning
02:19:34:0102:19:35:16Dave [Xeros]deadly to even arrows
02:19:34:2702:19:44:02Brin [GM]Even if You think Okay, so Marie we’re so
02:19:44:0202:19:49:16Brin [GM]happy that you all could come here and join us for
02:19:49:1602:19:56:23Brin [GM]dinner. You are welcome to select one of our specialty drinks from the spirits
02:19:58:1702:20:04:02Steve [Nortle]This is very kind of you to be willing to share such incredibly fancy and tasteful tasty drinks.
02:20:04:1702:20:09:02Brin [GM]we have back stock for many years it’s all
02:20:11:0702:20:17:08Steve [Nortle]Oh, well there’s a bar down in the town not too far away they would love to have some I
02:20:15:2102:20:19:08Dave [Xeros]to have some of this stuff oh sorry, they would lov to have some of those stuff
02:20:18:1402:20:20:01Chris [TBD]No that’s right you’re a woman.
02:20:20:2702:20:22:12Brin [GM]don’t remember a woman
02:20:24:2902:20:26:14Steve [Nortle]That’s probably because you’re drinking too much.
02:20:27:1102:20:27:23Chris [TBD]I think it
02:20:29:1202:20:34:27Steve [Nortle]That’s probably because your drink is too much Yeah, yeah I was lying
02:20:32:2202:20:41:28Dave [Xeros]maybe maybe it see maybe it is the sickness maybe you just confuse people’s genders
02:20:37:2402:20:44:29Brin [GM]I’m sorry I’m sickness I’m not
02:20:45:1102:20:52:11Steve [Nortle]I mean, you could get a drink and you could just call it a gender bender And like, it could do It could do stuff
02:20:51:2902:20:57:26Dave [Xeros]yeah fun powder we’re gonna go on a gender bender
02:20:53:2502:20:56:14Brin [GM]I not think of that? Uh.
02:20:57:1802:20:58:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:20:57:2702:20:58:07Brin [GM]Ah!
02:20:58:2902:21:02:18Steve [Nortle]Every sip You never know what gender you’ll be when you finish swallowing
02:21:01:1502:21:05:03Dave [Xeros]it’s just fun powder every time man woman
02:21:04:1702:21:06:22Brin [GM]So while you’re reading and looking over this
02:21:05:0302:21:16:22Dave [Xeros]man woman do it fast enough i i
02:21:07:0402:21:08:10Steve [Nortle]Something in between
02:21:08:2502:21:10:22Brin [GM]brings you guys each a bowl with moss soup
02:21:12:0402:21:15:23Brin [GM]It’s uh Honestly like, I would not eat This
02:21:16:0902:21:17:09Steve [Nortle]Ooh, moss
02:21:16:2202:21:21:10Dave [Xeros]take it to like and i i do the whole like ah and like dump it over
02:21:21:1002:21:34:24Dave [Xeros]my shoulder can i make a check for it though marty’s gone i have
02:21:23:1702:21:25:05Chris [TBD]You’ve got to slide a hand.
02:21:24:2002:21:30:01Brin [GM]Morty! Morty Where did my sweet beef go?
02:21:33:1102:21:35:25Jesse [Foulclaw]but how did he get here
02:21:34:2402:21:36:11Dave [Xeros]some atonement to do on that
02:21:36:2902:21:38:01Brin [GM]Dang right you do
02:21:39:1302:21:42:22Steve [Nortle]I absolutely would drink a moss soup.
02:21:43:1302:21:55:07Dave [Xeros]do a deception check and that is a nat 18 off of a six i have a plus 12 to Deception now.
02:21:44:0902:21:53:10Chris [TBD]six, seven.
02:21:57:0202:21:57:29Chris [TBD]Jeez Louise!
02:21:59:0802:22:01:12Brin [GM]this mossy soup
02:22:03:0202:22:04:22Steve [Nortle]Even for me?
02:22:06:0702:22:06:14Steve [Nortle]Wow.
02:22:08:1202:22:14:24Brin [GM]uh it’s filled with uh lots of pollution
02:22:16:1402:22:23:23Brin [GM]okay all right so for the entire um roll a d8
02:22:20:1302:22:21:03Dave [Xeros]my friends.
02:22:23:2302:22:31:16Brin [GM]for the next two hours every
02:22:24:1702:22:26:11Steve [Nortle]Eight, I got that.
02:22:32:1202:22:39:19Brin [GM]every 30 minutes you have like gnarly indigestion gnarling
02:22:39:0202:22:48:22Chris [TBD]Oh yeah.
02:22:42:1502:22:57:16Brin [GM]not sitting well i gotta figure out
02:22:43:1902:22:45:16Steve [Nortle]It’s not shitting very well at me.
02:22:45:2602:22:47:22Dave [Xeros]Your tail just…
02:22:49:1802:22:50:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:22:50:0502:22:51:09Chris [TBD]Like a hippo
02:22:50:1702:22:54:02Brin [GM][laughter]
02:22:52:0502:22:54:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:22:53:0202:22:54:16Chris [TBD]fans out.
02:22:57:1602:22:59:19Brin [GM]what this is gonna do to you i thought about this only
02:22:58:0502:23:03:08Jesse [Foulclaw]um
02:23:01:1902:23:05:02Brin [GM]Um, it makes you… Okay. This is great.
02:23:06:0402:23:15:29Brin [GM]You know, you get so gassy and your stomach hurts so bad that you fall prone every 20 minutes and you ride for five minutes and then you can get back up.
02:23:16:2902:23:19:14Steve [Nortle]shake it off with the Constitution save?
02:23:20:2202:23:21:26Brin [GM]Okay, yeah. That’s fair.
02:23:23:1102:23:24:06Brin [GM]What did you want to say?
02:23:25:1002:23:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Falklaw kind of doesn’t want to be rude and not soothe, you know.
02:23:31:1902:23:33:04Steve [Nortle]Like a good missionary?
02:23:31:2702:23:32:12Brin [GM]Okay!
02:23:32:2402:23:34:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah he’s still kind of like a missionary
02:23:35:1102:23:38:13Dave [Xeros]You eat what you’re given!
02:23:36:1302:23:44:25Jesse [Foulclaw]stuff they give you if they give me something He’s just going to have half a bowl choke it down a little bit
02:23:44:2002:23:47:16Brin [GM]You look like someone who would pray over your food.
02:23:47:0802:23:56:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I did a lot yes very much so should I pray more over this
02:23:56:1602:23:56:29Brin [GM]Mm-hmm.
02:23:59:0402:24:00:22Jesse [Foulclaw]okay alright
02:24:01:2402:24:03:29Brin [GM]you’re really gonna eat it
02:24:01:2602:24:04:14Dave [Xeros]No no wait wait wait No no
02:24:05:1602:24:06:27Dave [Xeros]Dang it
02:24:05:2502:24:06:13Jesse [Foulclaw]immediately
02:24:07:1902:24:08:22Brin [GM]roll a d8
02:24:08:1702:24:11:19Jesse [Foulclaw]it didn’t even go to my stomach straight to my lower teeth
02:24:11:1702:24:14:24Dave [Xeros]I have a TBD before you eat anything. Let me know.
02:24:11:2502:24:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:24:12:0502:24:12:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:24:13:0002:24:19:10Steve [Nortle]Roll your d8, man. See how long this is going to affect you.
02:24:15:0802:24:16:16Chris [TBD]I ain’t gonna eat any of this stuff.
02:24:17:2202:24:18:29Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah that’s right
02:24:22:2302:24:29:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t need as much garbage as you do
02:24:23:1102:24:26:28Brin [GM]four hours dang man poor baby bird
02:24:26:2002:24:33:21Chris [TBD]I just politely look at her and say oh, I’m not a vegetarian thank you
02:24:34:2602:24:35:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:24:39:0702:24:46:13Chris [TBD]totally full totally full totally I’m good
02:24:42:2102:24:43:28Jesse [Foulclaw]find something to kill
02:24:48:0502:24:52:13Chris [TBD]yeah can you
02:24:50:1602:24:54:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I would like to fly up to the rafters in the hall
02:24:56:0002:24:59:12Steve [Nortle]Please don’t be above us when and you just drank the mosh soup.
02:24:58:2402:25:02:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna go to an isolated corner
02:25:00:0802:25:10:24Chris [TBD]going to go up there and rain havoc upon us all your animal bird instincts is taking over yeah no definitely
02:25:04:1502:25:06:00Jesse [Foulclaw]well this is all happening
02:25:07:0102:25:12:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think you want me on your shoulder but I don’ t wanna be down the ground so I get up there while I still
02:25:14:2802:25:17:04Brin [GM]okay but just so you know
02:25:19:1202:25:20:05Brin [GM]if these
02:25:22:0802:25:25:14Brin [GM]indigestion makes you go prone you’re going to fall pretty far.
02:25:27:0202:25:38:13Brin [GM]In this banquet hall, I would say… You’re looking at a 12-foot drop from the beams might go up a little bit further than that
02:25:33:2502:25:35:25Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay Okay.
02:25:38:2902:25:45:25Brin [GM]This is a what do you call that? A rambler castle There’s no upper
02:25:46:0802:25:55:15Dave [Xeros]there’s no upper decker in this it’s because a dragon came and burned them all down
02:25:47:1102:25:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:25:48:0502:25:51:01Brin [GM]there’s no looking cowards in this castle
02:25:54:0302:25:57:20Steve [Nortle]Oh, that’s fine. That’s fine, I guess.
02:25:57:0502:25:58:10Brin [GM]It’s a single
02:25:57:0802:25:58:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Keep doing that voice.
02:26:02:1102:26:10:13Dave [Xeros]uh so as this stuff is coming out i was just looking through my cleric spells
02:26:11:0702:26:16:10Brin [GM]oh right you guys all know that he has this we already talked about this
02:26:12:2202:26:21:03Dave [Xeros]um yeah yeah i multi -classed um so as things are coming out
02:26:21:0302:26:32:26Dave [Xeros]i’m just like i said my prayers to like you know bless the food and then i remembered like oh wow i can actually do this and so i’m gonna start casting purify food and drink
02:26:34:2202:26:36:14Dave [Xeros]on things that come out
02:26:39:0502:26:43:02Steve [Nortle]i was hungry
02:26:39:1202:26:41:20Dave [Xeros]well i told you to wait
02:26:39:1402:26:40:01Jesse [Foulclaw]eaten it?
02:26:43:2702:26:45:02Jesse [Foulclaw]She was standing right there!
02:26:46:1202:26:53:19Brin [GM]when you do this it literally just turns into water and seaweed that’s the purified version
02:26:51:1602:26:53:18Chris [TBD]oh why
02:26:53:0702:27:00:29Dave [Xeros]shoot it into his mouth ricochets down his throat
02:26:54:1902:27:01:23Chris [TBD]It’s very salty.
02:26:55:2002:26:57:07Jesse [Foulclaw]They’re making…
02:27:02:1302:27:06:01Brin [GM]purified virgin is pretty good for you
02:27:06:1102:27:08:23Steve [Nortle]it’s the lettuce of
02:27:11:2602:27:12:28Dave [Xeros]up the sea.
02:27:13:2702:27:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I fly over to one of the other people here? One of the creatures who’s missing a limb or something.
02:27:25:0102:27:25:08Brin [GM]Mm-hmm.
02:27:25:0102:27:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Just chat a little bit.
02:27:27:1002:27:28:25Brin [GM]Yeah, absolutely. Anybody in there?
02:27:28:2502:27:29:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey!
02:27:31:0802:27:32:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to fly over to the nearest creature.
02:27:32:2002:27:34:13Brin [GM]And they look over at you and they’re Googling.
02:27:35:1802:27:38:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, how are you doing?
02:27:42:1002:27:43:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you know any…
02:27:44:0302:27:46:25Dave [Xeros]It’s just so unattractive.
02:27:44:2802:27:48:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Can you talk? Can you speak are you capable
02:27:50:1002:27:51:23Chris [TBD]Okay, I know what I want.
02:27:51:2402:27:52:22Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s a little
02:27:52:1402:27:53:12Dave [Xeros]You know what you want?
02:27:55:0902:27:58:23Jesse [Foulclaw]is there anybody
02:27:58:1402:28:00:03Dave [Xeros]Just put that anywhere.
02:28:00:0702:28:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]anybody who can speak is there anyone on this table that can speak
02:28:02:0502:28:04:11Brin [GM]And you see Millie over there?
02:28:08:2902:28:14:11Jesse [Foulclaw]hi was she the one
02:28:15:0202:28:16:13Dave [Xeros]No. No!
02:28:17:0602:28:18:25Chris [TBD]We don’t know.
02:28:17:2202:28:21:18Dave [Xeros]And I like… No!
02:28:22:0102:28:25:07Jesse [Foulclaw]when I wink with my giant allies it’s like
02:28:25:0802:28:25:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:28:25:1502:28:26:21Brin [GM]No diso…
02:28:26:2802:28:30:03Jesse [Foulclaw]unmistakable there’s no way to hide it
02:28:27:2202:28:32:26Brin [GM]That’s so obvious! It’s the most obvious blink I’ve ever seen!
02:28:28:0502:28:32:19Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:28:28:1202:28:29:04Dave [Xeros]Pink!
02:28:29:0302:28:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:28:34:1602:28:36:08Jesse [Foulclaw]got it
02:28:37:0702:28:39:11Chris [TBD]Can we order drinks? Is that what you’re saying?
02:28:41:0202:28:42:29Brin [GM]Take your… What do you want?
02:28:43:1102:28:45:19Chris [TBD]You’re going to have your love-tapped nectar
02:28:48:0702:28:48:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I want
02:28:48:2702:28:51:10Chris [TBD]TBD is going to remember back.
02:28:50:2002:28:52:25Brin [GM]Oh, that’s Mori’s favorite.
02:28:52:2602:29:02:10Chris [TBD]This was a shared drink that I shared with my love. It would be nice to remember her the way she was.
02:29:02:2602:29:03:21Brin [GM]So sweet next!
02:29:05:1102:29:10:16Steve [Nortle]would like the Love Tapped Nectar because it will remind me of the sweet embrace of
02:29:11:2902:29:14:17Steve [Nortle]Nerissa? Wasn’t that it? Nereza.
02:29:13:0402:29:13:29Dave [Xeros]Nereza
02:29:14:2102:29:15:22Chris [TBD]Remember, that’s…
02:29:15:2502:29:16:00Brin [GM]say it.
02:29:16:0402:29:18:26Jesse [Foulclaw]because they never dated
02:29:16:2802:29:18:08Steve [Nortle]I have it in my notes
02:29:18:0202:29:20:08Brin [GM]He definitely love-tapped that.
02:29:19:1802:29:29:15Steve [Nortle]That’s not true We most definitely did We never really found her
02:29:24:1902:29:26:04Chris [TBD]Was she again? The professor?
02:29:27:0302:29:31:17Jesse [Foulclaw]She was one of the missing people she, she was dead
02:29:29:0502:29:30:05Chris [TBD]Oh, that right!
02:29:30:2102:29:31:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:29:32:0302:29:33:04Chris [TBD]She’s gone.
02:29:32:2602:29:33:26Jesse [Foulclaw]but apparently
02:29:33:2502:29:34:26Steve [Nortle]No, she’s fine
02:29:36:2902:29:40:00Steve [Nortle]Back when she was still alive I want to make that clear
02:29:39:1602:29:43:26Dave [Xeros]It was a strange, like, necrophile courtship.
02:29:43:1102:29:47:22Steve [Nortle]No, it was not It was perfectly
02:29:51:1102:29:53:13Steve [Nortle]consensual She wanted to
02:29:52:2202:30:01:08Dave [Xeros]When she can’t talk back! It’s totally consensual! And all it was Was that dude over to the side Like casting Speak with Dead
02:29:55:0802:29:56:19Steve [Nortle]That’s not true at all.
02:29:59:0402:30:00:01Steve [Nortle]Quiet, Sval!
02:30:00:0802:30:05:15Brin [GM]She was just so attractive, floating face up in the water.
02:30:00:2302:30:02:27Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh.
02:30:07:1302:30:10:12Steve [Nortle]I also am in the water a lot. It made a lot of sense.
02:30:12:2102:30:23:29Jesse [Foulclaw]is it possible this is probably a question for everybody real quick if the other visitors here are mumbling and don’t make much sense can I use
02:30:14:0202:30:15:03Dave [Xeros]helps you sleep at night
02:30:23:2902:30:28:11Jesse [Foulclaw]comprehensive languages to understand them or does that not work
02:30:29:1502:30:40:26Brin [GM]So everyone- everyone in here is not there no one is a visitor they live in the castle permanently yeah this like it’s their home yeah there there isn’t that hasn’t been visitors
02:30:29:2502:30:31:12Chris [TBD]something
02:30:36:0902:30:38:13Jesse [Foulclaw]okay. All of the other servants and stuff?
02:30:41:0402:30:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Well it seems like they’re not really capable of speaking right now I want to know if Comprehend Language is going to help me understand what’s going on with them. Is that possible?
02:30:52:2602:30:58:28Steve [Nortle]Yeah, it’s the literal meaning of any language that you hear or see so if it’s if it is a language
02:30:57:0402:31:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]So mumbled drunk jargon is that
02:31:03:2802:31:05:29Brin [GM]contract, but you
02:31:08:1002:31:15:15Chris [TBD]words from the dm right there would i be wasting my time if i cast
02:31:11:0702:31:12:08Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
02:31:17:2302:31:17:27Brin [GM]no
02:31:23:0802:31:29:02Dave [Xeros]Okay Hey Fat elf that I totally trust.
02:31:27:1202:31:33:12Brin [GM]What did what did you just say? Hold on We gotta get back to the voice. What was it again?
02:31:33:2102:31:35:14Dave [Xeros]Oh, oh.
02:31:33:2802:31:35:26Chris [TBD]yeah lower jaw yeah
02:31:35:2902:31:37:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Lower jaw
02:31:36:2702:31:38:26Dave [Xeros]What did you just say? Ha ha.
02:31:38:2202:31:39:21Brin [GM]Why did you
02:31:39:1602:31:42:06Steve [Nortle]They prefer to be called Felfs.
02:31:42:1002:31:45:02Dave [Xeros]I said, hey, half-elf!
02:31:43:0702:31:43:28Steve [Nortle]Felf.
02:31:46:1602:31:49:21Dave [Xeros]You’re a half-elph, right? You’re not like full elf, you’re half-elp, right?”
02:31:49:0502:31:53:08Steve [Nortle]He’s very full elf. Look at this. I love that guy.
02:31:54:2202:32:00:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, well, you may want to take some of the earwax out because
02:31:57:0002:32:04:21Chris [TBD]Take some of the gear wax out and close that, because I don’t know what you’re talking about.
02:32:00:0702:32:01:16Steve [Nortle]You’re so charming.
02:32:02:1502:32:04:23Dave [Xeros]I don’t think you hand me properly.
02:32:07:1102:32:09:29Brin [GM]She flicks it on you lands on your shoulder
02:32:10:1102:32:11:01Chris [TBD]Oh!
02:32:10:2302:32:23:15Dave [Xeros]oh that’s uh can i get some of the salt water uh whistle whiskey please yeah
02:32:21:2702:32:32:26Brin [GM]I can’t get that voice right. We’ll get there, we’ll get there. Alright and I somewhat need you guys to help me keep track of this okay?
02:32:23:2202:32:25:18Chris [TBD]You got it. That’s totally it.
02:32:33:0102:32:36:00Brin [GM]You’re responsible for the effects of your drink. Yeah?
02:32:35:1602:32:35:27Chris [TBD]Noice
02:32:36:2302:32:45:23Dave [Xeros]I know what I I know What I did Foul
02:32:42:1302:32:46:18Brin [GM]Alright who are we missing? Your drink Falkla
02:32:48:2802:32:54:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes, sorry. There was one I read on here about whispers.
02:32:57:2102:32:58:19Brin [GM]salt water
02:32:59:2202:33:02:04Chris [TBD]Arrows just did
02:32:59:2402:33:00:26Brin [GM]whistle whiskey
02:33:00:0202:33:08:20Dave [Xeros]is one I just did are we gonna be Whistle Whiskey buddies and wet your whistle
02:33:00:1802:33:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh it is.
02:33:03:2402:33:04:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, Aeros did.
02:33:07:2902:33:08:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe
02:33:19:0902:33:22:18Chris [TBD]Dude look… LairNoon is perfect for you
02:33:21:1902:33:29:23Dave [Xeros]elixir yeah
02:33:24:2802:33:25:14Brin [GM]um
02:33:28:2302:33:28:29Jesse [Foulclaw]noon
02:33:29:2302:33:36:02Dave [Xeros]gain advantage on intelligence checks drinker’s mind feels expanded, focused and almost
02:33:30:2702:33:31:17Chris [TBD]Lairnoon?
02:33:37:0402:33:39:04Chris [TBD]Instantly recognized coded language
02:33:40:1202:33:44:13Chris [TBD]Hidden patterns are deliberate misinformation, that’s for good.
02:33:47:0302:33:53:28Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i’ll have the layer noon please does it taste better than the soup
02:33:50:0202:33:50:26Brin [GM]oh yeah
02:34:00:1002:34:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]great
02:34:01:1702:34:04:27Dave [Xeros]trust her yes
02:34:05:1002:34:09:22Brin [GM]yeah both of you need to do your what we decided con save right
02:34:07:2302:34:14:29Steve [Nortle]the constitution yeah i
02:34:09:1502:34:11:27Chris [TBD]So I appreciate…
02:34:12:0702:34:23:29Brin [GM]and it’s literally you know like when a little kid has such terrible gas and they like lay down on the ground in the fetal position and they’re like mom what’s happening and i’m like um
02:34:17:0602:34:18:09Jesse [Foulclaw]oh gosh
02:34:22:1702:34:23:24Chris [TBD]Yeah yeah yeah
02:34:23:2902:34:26:19Brin [GM]You gotta go use the bathroom. Go on!
02:34:26:1602:34:27:17Jesse [Foulclaw]what happened
02:34:26:1702:34:27:06Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:34:29:1702:34:30:19Brin [GM]Okay, yeah you’re good.
02:34:31:1902:34:33:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I got an unnatural point.
02:34:34:0002:34:37:19Brin [GM]Oh, you’re both good then. That seaweed… that purified version
02:34:38:1602:34:50:14Steve [Nortle]must have helped out um so when he brings has he brought the drinks yet she sorry man
02:34:38:2602:34:40:09Brin [GM]It’s helping a little bit.
02:34:45:0402:34:46:00Brin [GM]Yeah, she’s
02:34:46:1402:34:47:19Chris [TBD]It- it’s Nortal!
02:34:47:2402:34:50:06Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s a lot of gender bending going on.
02:34:49:1902:34:52:00Brin [GM]I’ve Gotta go down in the basement
02:34:50:1402:34:57:27Steve [Nortle]man and or woman did you get the drink So you haven’t brought them yet? Okay. I’m just wondering
02:34:59:1002:35:03:07Steve [Nortle]when they arrive, would I be able to put some into
02:35:04:2802:35:11:01Steve [Nortle]like just a small container Like I have water skin Could I empty it out and put some of the drink into it?
02:35:11:1202:35:15:10Brin [GM]If you wanna buy any of these you can buy more if you want They’re just real expensive
02:35:16:0702:35:16:27Chris [TBD]paying this stuff?
02:35:17:2002:35:19:11Brin [GM]not first ones on the house.
02:35:19:0302:35:20:08Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah. Nice. Okay.
02:35:20:1702:35:21:04Brin [GM]Any additional?
02:35:22:2302:35:27:18Chris [TBD]We came here for a job not to pay for it. That’s why we’re here.
02:35:26:0402:35:26:23Brin [GM]I’m sorry.
02:35:27:2902:35:29:13Brin [GM]Yes, you compensate me.
02:35:30:0702:35:30:28Dave [Xeros]That’s it?
02:35:31:0402:35:33:24Steve [Nortle]This is the compensation And we only get one
02:35:33:1902:35:37:08Brin [GM]Oh my, you didn’t hear from me but there’s a treasure in this castle.
02:35:37:1502:35:37:29Chris [TBD]A what?
02:35:38:1502:35:39:01Brin [GM]There’s a treasury.
02:35:40:0302:35:41:26Brin [GM]I’ve never been able to find it though.
02:35:40:1102:35:42:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I think they said treasure
02:35:43:0002:35:43:11Chris [TBD]Treasure.
02:35:43:1102:35:43:24Brin [GM]Treasure!
02:35:44:2702:35:45:10Brin [GM]Treasure!
02:35:45:1202:35:48:22Chris [TBD]Treasure! That is what you are.
02:35:46:2802:35:50:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i can’t tell if she’s coughing or just saying treasure
02:35:49:1302:35:49:28Steve [Nortle]Pleasure?
02:35:51:0102:35:52:26Brin [GM]Get him out of our basement and get them.
02:35:53:1502:35:54:04Chris [TBD]Pleasure?
02:35:53:1902:35:55:01Steve [Nortle]A pleasure basement
02:35:55:2302:35:58:00Dave [Xeros]Did someone say pleasure basement?
02:35:56:1402:35:58:18Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i would like to
02:35:58:0702:36:01:17Chris [TBD]Measure. Measure basement. They measure things.
02:36:01:1602:36:03:26Steve [Nortle]Oh, I understand now.
02:36:03:1902:36:04:06Chris [TBD]Leisure.
02:36:04:1402:36:08:17Dave [Xeros]A leisure basement. Not as good as a pleasure basement but a leisure basement is pretty
02:36:05:1002:36:06:05Chris [TBD]Leisure-
02:36:08:1302:36:13:18Steve [Nortle]They probably have the latest foosball. Foosball!
02:36:11:0102:36:13:05Dave [Xeros]maybe a ping pong Foosball.
02:36:13:0602:36:14:17Chris [TBD]Fissure. Fissur basement.
02:36:15:2702:36:17:03Dave [Xeros]No that’s
02:36:16:2802:36:23:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I would like to cast a mage hand well first I’d like to just write a little note to
02:36:25:2302:36:26:20Chris [TBD]That’s the mom.
02:36:26:1602:36:27:14Brin [GM]Marie or Millie?
02:36:27:1602:36:31:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Millie the daughter and I just want to write her a little quote and say
02:36:32:2102:36:33:08Chris [TBD]are we playing?
02:36:32:2902:36:42:17Jesse [Foulclaw]what is going on and what’s wrong with everybody And then it’s going to roll it up and Mage Hand is going to act like a thing and it’s gonna take it over
02:36:43:1402:36:46:01Dave [Xeros]You got, what? 30 feet on Maytune?
02:36:46:0502:36:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, yeah three feet.
02:36:48:0802:36:49:07Brin [GM]And her mom
02:36:50:0902:36:52:28Brin [GM]starts staring at you and
02:36:53:0902:36:54:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Wait she just
02:36:55:0802:36:56:21Brin [GM]Millie’s like unrolling it really quick
02:37:01:1102:37:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw]at her mom
02:37:01:1802:37:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:37:02:1302:37:03:29Steve [Nortle]With the big owl eyes.
02:37:05:1002:37:13:13Brin [GM]no, no emotion very robot-like there is not even an expression going door
02:37:10:1502:37:14:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ve seen this a lot with the people I’ve been missionaries too
02:37:15:2202:37:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Rejection Yeah I’m used to this expression
02:37:16:1802:37:19:05Brin [GM]to door same expression
02:37:19:1802:37:28:13Chris [TBD]So while she’s distracted, I’m going to also detect magic and just use… that’s from my tablet tablature.
02:37:29:2202:37:38:05Chris [TBD]So I pull out this big stone thing very discreetly and I lay down and I start doing the hand gestures
02:37:35:0502:37:36:17Brin [GM]let’s set it on the table
02:37:37:1002:37:39:04Steve [Nortle]Start playing.
02:37:38:1202:37:40:17Brin [GM]the table’s like really wobbly
02:37:41:1502:37:45:03Chris [TBD]You shall! No, that’s not Ten Commandments what does he say?
02:37:43:2902:37:51:19Jesse [Foulclaw]isn’t this what you were discreetly cheating on the exam your giant stone tap with
02:37:47:1302:37:50:02Chris [TBD]Yes, it was. It totally was.
02:37:47:2002:37:48:09Brin [GM][laughter]
02:37:49:2802:37:50:14Brin [GM]about that
02:37:51:0402:37:53:08Chris [TBD]This big stone tablet that I carry around with me.
02:37:54:2502:37:59:19Chris [TBD]Yep. Anyways, discreetly to cast Detect Magic do I notice anything?
02:38:00:2002:38:10:17Brin [GM]you there is bizarre how magic-less this castle is
02:38:10:1702:38:15:04Brin [GM]there’s not an ounce of magic anywhere
02:38:15:2702:38:20:11Dave [Xeros]Do you have detect good and evil? You have detect Good and Evil
02:38:21:0802:38:22:11Chris [TBD]That’s a Cleric spell.
02:38:22:2802:38:25:12Dave [Xeros]No, protection from good and Evil is what I
02:38:25:1702:38:29:26Chris [TBD]Oh, I don’t think Wizards can detect good news. Maybe I do have my spell. I need to prep it though.
02:38:31:1702:38:32:28Chris [TBD]Or learn to be…
02:38:33:2902:38:37:12Brin [GM]there’s no magic
02:38:35:1802:38:40:05Chris [TBD]I’m just going to look around very perplexed.
02:38:41:0302:38:44:03Brin [GM]it’s in its strange feeling
02:38:44:0302:38:47:11Chris [TBD]This place is strange feeling, guys.
02:38:49:1402:38:50:02Dave [Xeros]of magic
02:38:49:2602:38:56:11Chris [TBD]It’s like boring. You know what I mean? Like there’s no act. Should we play some music?
02:39:03:0202:39:04:23Chris [TBD]There’s a stage right over there.
02:39:05:0102:39:05:22Brin [GM]you see Millie
02:39:08:2902:39:10:05Chris [TBD]Oh, thought it was nighttime.
02:39:15:0802:39:17:08Jesse [Foulclaw]mage hand is tapping on the scroll
02:39:16:2902:39:18:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:39:17:0102:39:24:25Brin [GM]oh that’s right she did this Mei-chan okay she’s like scribbling really fast she rolls it up and hands it to the Mei-cham
02:39:17:0802:39:17:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:39:17:0802:39:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:39:18:2602:39:20:02Jesse [Foulclaw]right back
02:39:20:0502:39:20:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:39:27:0402:39:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw]wait until night time what time was it when we got here
02:39:31:1602:39:33:13Chris [TBD]yawn really loud
02:39:34:2302:39:45:23Chris [TBD]I’m so tired we better get going oh, kind of
02:39:43:1402:39:54:13Brin [GM]all visitors what are you doing we here at
02:39:45:1102:39:45:20Jesse [Foulclaw]try
02:39:47:1902:39:49:04Dave [Xeros]He’s flexing.
02:39:47:2402:39:49:13Chris [TBD]I’m stretching
02:39:54:1302:40:00:06Brin [GM]Castle Leery, we are very happy to have this. It’s customary
02:39:57:2602:39:58:23Chris [TBD]I can tell
02:40:00:0602:40:06:23Brin [GM]for us to play a drinking game with your fancy with their special drinks that
02:40:05:1002:40:05:23Dave [Xeros]Drinks?
02:40:06:2302:40:15:04Brin [GM]you’re about to receive hey are our most the game we play
02:40:15:0402:40:25:25Brin [GM]most often it’s called ships captain’s crew have y’all ever played this game before so drinking
02:40:27:0102:40:28:16Chris [TBD]Roshambo
02:40:30:1002:40:31:09Steve [Nortle]John can pull?
02:40:32:0502:40:41:12Brin [GM]so Pam Z brings out a bunch of shot glasses okay into that this is just good old fashioned
02:40:43:1502:40:44:19Jesse [Foulclaw]hard liquor
02:40:44:1402:40:51:07Brin [GM]hard okay and then she brings you your fancy drinks you’re welcome to drink them however whenever
02:40:53:0802:40:54:18Chris [TBD]I’m going to hold on to that.
02:40:53:2302:41:04:04Dave [Xeros]Guys, guys, guys! If this is a team game, let’s huddle up and let’s kind of this i know i’m just saying that maybe we should like just chat this as it
02:40:54:0202:40:55:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s probably spicy
02:40:58:1002:40:59:21Brin [GM]a team game, it’s an individual
02:41:03:2302:41:05:10Chris [TBD]Screw you, I’m gonna win!
02:41:06:1402:41:08:14Jesse [Foulclaw]is customary
02:41:07:2402:41:10:17Brin [GM]carefully as I explain the game
02:41:07:2802:41:13:26Steve [Nortle]We don’t have to pay for the drinks on this one either, right?
02:41:16:2202:41:18:01Steve [Nortle]Uh, let me see.
02:41:17:0702:41:20:08Jesse [Foulclaw]gambling is a sin actually
02:41:18:2802:41:21:27Brin [GM]and she looks at Eros
02:41:23:0702:41:24:10Steve [Nortle]I do.
02:41:26:1802:41:34:18Brin [GM]everyone please roll a d4 this will be this will your wager I
02:41:30:2202:41:32:29Steve [Nortle]Fortunately, I have one of those in my pouch.
02:41:35:0402:41:35:25Chris [TBD]Crap.
02:41:37:0602:41:39:05Steve [Nortle]One? That’s not a big number.
02:41:39:0802:41:39:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh no.
02:41:39:1602:41:44:23Dave [Xeros]what kind of a wages is this is just like four gold pieces or
02:41:43:0302:41:43:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh.
02:41:44:1602:41:49:16Brin [GM]will tell you one you got to what sorry
02:41:48:1902:41:49:09Steve [Nortle]One!
02:41:50:1802:41:54:16Steve [Nortle]It’s just some people don’t know how to count apparently.
02:41:54:0402:41:55:05Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s a thick finger.
02:41:54:0502:41:58:07Chris [TBD]Is this our body part the wager?
02:41:57:2702:42:02:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I think it’s multiple body parts. Uh, I’m not a gambler.
02:42:03:2602:42:05:02Steve [Nortle]He got four.
02:42:13:2902:42:24:25Brin [GM]a 1 you you will be betting your right arm if you roll the floor you will be betting your left leg
02:42:14:0902:42:17:27Steve [Nortle]It’s like wafting air across from little…
02:42:19:2002:42:20:09Chris [TBD]Golly!
02:42:24:2902:42:33:05Brin [GM]if you rolled a three. If you refuse to wager, you lose your genitalia
02:42:26:0702:42:28:03Dave [Xeros]We can take my left nut instead.
02:42:28:0902:42:29:20Chris [TBD]This is a game?
02:42:33:2402:42:35:18Steve [Nortle]Good luck finding under this shell.
02:42:36:0002:42:39:03Dave [Xeros]You just can’t be part of it? It has to be the whole thing?
02:42:39:0402:42:46:25Brin [GM]whoever rolls a 3 you lose your right leg don’t worry it’s only if you lose I
02:42:42:2002:42:43:19Chris [TBD]Right leg.
02:42:45:0502:42:48:18Dave [Xeros]So, okay, how do you win?
02:42:47:0702:42:47:24Steve [Nortle]Oh yeah.
02:42:50:0502:42:53:04Steve [Nortle]That’s not what’s important. What’s important is that you don’t lose.
02:42:53:1002:42:54:19Dave [Xeros]I get that.
02:42:54:2202:42:58:28Brin [GM]the game now have you guys ever played this okay it’s really fun really really easy to
02:42:59:2302:43:02:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah really fun our body parts are on the line
02:43:00:0402:43:07:05Brin [GM]okay okay everybody here we go arrow so if you don’t block
02:43:07:0202:43:08:29Dave [Xeros]Joe, who’s going to…
02:43:09:1102:43:20:19Dave [Xeros]take our body part off if we lose it that’s just the one pot he’ll take
02:43:14:0902:43:14:23Steve [Nortle]Naughty?
02:43:23:0602:43:24:22Brin [GM]my depth perception is off
02:43:23:1102:43:23:25Steve [Nortle]Sekeyo!
02:43:27:2602:43:39:17Brin [GM]no idea where that is here’s another one we’ll find it later we’ll find it latter okay all right so it’s pretty easy okay
02:43:32:0202:43:32:16Jesse [Foulclaw]side of you
02:43:35:1202:43:35:25Chris [TBD]Gosh dang.
02:43:37:1602:43:38:05Chris [TBD]Yahtzee!
02:43:41:0002:43:48:19Brin [GM]so you everyone and we’ll do will do maybe we’ll do pairs. I don’t know, it might be fun to just do like individual because it’s really fast
02:43:49:1702:43:57:21Brin [GM]do individual for round okay yeah one v all okay so in order to play this game you get
02:43:57:2102:44:06:04Brin [GM]to roll the dice three times okay you are trying to get a ship which is six you’re
02:44:06:0802:44:17:16Brin [GM]trying to getting a captain which is five and you’re trying to get a crew which is four. You have to have a six, a five and a four before you can roll the last two
02:44:17:1602:44:24:19Brin [GM]which is your cargo. Whoever has the biggest cargo after they have these three wins that round okay
02:44:25:0402:44:35:26Brin [GM]yes in three rolls if you do not get you can’t have a captain before you have a ship and you can’t Have a crew before you ever captain so we have to get them in that order 654
02:44:35:2602:44:41:15Brin [GM]and then you can roll for your cargo points okay? You only get three rolls to do this.
02:44:41:2402:44:44:00Steve [Nortle]roll all of them, or can you…
02:44:42:2302:44:54:01Brin [GM]If, you can-you roll all of them until but if you get-if you roll them all and you get a six you have set the six aside and then just roll what’s left okay? If you don’t get your six
02:44:49:0602:44:50:19Steve [Nortle]You could…
02:44:54:0102:45:05:20Brin [GM]or five in a four you know get your ship captain crew you you have no points for that round okay so what we’ll do is we’re going to do five rounds total and well i’ll have each of you
02:45:05:2002:45:16:27Brin [GM]do your set roles let’s do absolutely not just kidding no you absolutely you can do whatever
02:45:10:2602:45:13:09Dave [Xeros]you allowing magical spells during this
02:45:16:2702:45:23:13Brin [GM]you want I don’t care we’ll make it work because she’s uh they’re all like in this delusional dumb
02:45:24:0402:45:28:14Steve [Nortle]We haven’t had our drinks brought to us yet though, so the benefits…
02:45:26:0102:45:32:02Jesse [Foulclaw]oh we’ve had our drinks
02:45:29:0202:45:35:27Brin [GM]she has brought them to you hamsi has set them down and the shot glasses you are welcome to drink them at any time
02:45:33:1202:45:45:10Dave [Xeros]that’s why i was i did cast purify so it does if it has any ill effects they should be gone these should just be positive
02:45:34:2602:45:35:10Steve [Nortle]Okay.
02:45:45:1002:45:45:26Dave [Xeros]effects
02:45:47:2302:45:52:04Steve [Nortle]Well mine takes like an hour, so it wouldn’t matter right now.
02:45:54:2302:45:59:15Steve [Nortle]Although as I take a sip I realize that all those who care for me glow like candlelight.
02:46:04:2802:46:11:19Brin [GM]and two to your great eyes all three of your friends
02:46:04:2902:46:08:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t think anybody’s
02:46:14:2102:46:21:21Steve [Nortle]And there’s, like, one servant over there who’s glowing from some reason. I look over and they’re like… She’s got one finger.
02:46:17:0802:46:19:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:46:17:1802:46:18:07Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:46:24:1302:46:26:25Chris [TBD]she’s got three fingers because these two are missing
02:46:26:1702:46:29:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:46:27:1902:46:38:22Brin [GM]you’re instantly like I think we can make this work okay everyone
02:46:29:1302:46:30:12Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:46:31:1602:46:32:15Steve [Nortle]It’s like…
02:46:32:0202:46:34:29Dave [Xeros]This place is so gross.
02:46:33:2702:46:35:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:46:38:1002:46:45:14Chris [TBD]just the
02:46:38:2202:46:46:28Brin [GM]everyone keep track oh actually i can probably pretty easily correct ok so this is round 1
02:46:45:1402:46:52:05Chris [TBD]cargo points right not a good start
02:46:46:2802:46:48:12Steve [Nortle]Round 1! Fight!
02:46:48:0002:46:55:24Brin [GM]okay hold on let me do let me get your guys’s names down right here and we’re just gonna
02:46:49:2402:46:51:20Dave [Xeros]You have to get your six first, don’t you?
02:46:51:2302:46:53:23Steve [Nortle]I’m afraid to roll until you say we can go.
02:46:53:2402:46:56:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m very scared.
02:46:54:2402:47:01:29Chris [TBD]yeah oh okay good
02:46:55:2402:47:04:07Brin [GM]do let’s do this because it is pretty quick we’ll just do one at a time okay go ahead chris
02:47:01:1902:47:03:06Dave [Xeros]Okay, go ahead Chris.
02:47:01:2902:47:08:15Chris [TBD]going six five four and
02:47:10:2102:47:11:19Chris [TBD]twice, right?
02:47:12:0602:47:21:08Brin [GM]and also oh wow look at you that’s awesome okay so you still have two rolls left to do your cargo yes okay if you roll really high
02:47:14:2202:47:15:17Chris [TBD]I know. Right.
02:47:18:0702:47:19:10Chris [TBD]To get the highest cargo.
02:47:22:2702:47:25:06Chris [TBD]Oh, I can choose. Can you freeze dice?
02:47:25:2402:47:30:20Brin [GM]Yes
02:47:27:1502:47:30:29Dave [Xeros]So if he rolls a 6 and then rolls the last one again, it’s…
02:47:35:2502:47:37:19Chris [TBD]Oh! Well, six. Not bad.
02:47:38:0802:47:39:00Dave [Xeros]That was not too bad.
02:47:39:2802:47:40:14Chris [TBD]Six.
02:47:44:1302:47:47:19Dave [Xeros]I want the DM to rule on this. What happens when I distort value?
02:47:50:0302:47:53:26Brin [GM]prefer it if you didn’t do this game but your eros
02:47:53:2602:48:05:26Brin [GM]so let the dice fall where they may okay so
02:47:55:0102:47:56:03Dave [Xeros]I’m just asking.
02:47:58:1602:48:04:07Chris [TBD]How about do this? He gets the store value but the dice determine what that value is as a free roll.
02:48:05:2302:48:16:07Dave [Xeros]my thought is I can reroll. If I’m distorting value after a roll I can reroll up to 2 dice that are not what I want them to be.
02:48:15:2802:48:23:15Brin [GM]i yeah i’ll let you distort only your cargo does that make sense yeah so if you don’t
02:48:19:2802:48:23:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, at the end. So I have to get my other stuff first.
02:48:23:1502:48:29:04Brin [GM]get your six or five and your four you lose don’t get points that round does that
02:48:25:0202:48:27:14Dave [Xeros]And I have to get that in that order?
02:48:28:2102:48:33:04Dave [Xeros]So if I… I have fives and fours but I don’t get them unless I get my six first.
02:48:39:1402:48:51:09Chris [TBD]nice no i don’t want you to lose your body Oh, Ocho.
02:48:45:1302:48:47:13Dave [Xeros]Six, five, four, four
02:48:48:0102:48:52:17Brin [GM]no way see that that’s why this dance okay so you got eight
02:48:49:0002:48:49:15Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
02:48:50:1802:48:51:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, jeez.
02:48:52:1702:49:00:21Brin [GM]right do you want a distort all right hot dog
02:48:53:0402:48:58:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, but can I… Well, I figure at this point I could store it up no matter what.
02:48:59:1902:49:01:27Dave [Xeros]So it’d be like add one
02:49:03:0002:49:05:18Brin [GM]add one so you want nine okay
02:49:05:0702:49:05:23Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
02:49:18:2202:49:19:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh!
02:49:19:0402:49:19:11Dave [Xeros]Ooh.
02:49:20:1302:49:22:28Steve [Nortle]That’s a 5 Yeah, it sure did
02:49:21:0802:49:22:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Thought about it.
02:49:27:1702:49:27:24Dave [Xeros]Bow!
02:49:28:2302:49:29:28Steve [Nortle]5-5 and a 3
02:49:30:1702:49:31:17Dave [Xeros]What did you bet?
02:49:32:0502:49:33:20Steve [Nortle]My arm My right arm
02:49:34:0902:49:35:22Dave [Xeros]You’re like, thunk. Oh!
02:49:36:2402:49:37:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:49:38:0102:49:39:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Where did they go?
02:49:40:2802:49:43:19Dave [Xeros]You got like a red silk that just pops out.
02:49:42:1702:49:44:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:49:44:1802:49:46:22Steve [Nortle]Ketchup packets I just keep a lot in there
02:49:46:2902:49:50:06Brin [GM]we should totally do like magic trick you should learn magic
02:49:47:1102:49:50:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:49:48:1902:49:49:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:49:49:1802:49:50:07Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:49:50:1702:49:51:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:49:50:2702:49:51:24Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s good
02:49:51:2902:49:52:13Steve [Nortle]Prestidigitation
02:49:52:2902:49:54:14Brin [GM]Like, pull out Rippin.
02:49:56:1102:49:57:20Dave [Xeros]Eh? Eh?
02:49:58:2602:50:06:00Steve [Nortle]Shut up kid I’ll cut you like this
02:49:59:1102:50:04:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Shut up
02:50:00:0002:50:02:17Brin [GM]And little kids are like it’s just stashed in your shell.
02:50:06:0702:50:07:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh
02:50:06:2002:50:09:10Dave [Xeros]like A couch and a TV in there too, man.
02:50:09:1602:50:10:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Jeez
02:50:11:2002:50:13:11Brin [GM]You looking at your benefits really quick?
02:50:14:0502:50:19:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I was wondering could I change my drink? Can I pretend that I said
02:50:18:2802:50:20:17Brin [GM]Did you take a sip of it yet?
02:50:22:0402:50:23:04Brin [GM]Okay then yes.
02:50:23:1302:50:27:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I think I would prefer to have the draught of ashes.
02:50:26:1902:50:29:26Steve [Nortle]it’s pronounced draft
02:50:31:2602:50:34:01Brin [GM]I walked on and stared again!
02:50:34:0702:50:35:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:50:35:0802:50:37:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry! Sorry!
02:50:37:2002:50:39:23Dave [Xeros]You need the exercise. Yay!
02:50:38:1502:50:39:17Steve [Nortle]ma’am
02:50:39:1702:50:42:07Brin [GM]What? What did you say to me?
02:50:39:2802:50:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Thank you!
02:50:43:0302:50:47:01Jesse [Foulclaw]They said you look great today. You look great.
02:50:44:1702:50:46:11Dave [Xeros]The earwax Take it out
02:50:47:0702:51:02:28Dave [Xeros]you you need to jet yeah she just needs to exercise well at
02:50:49:1902:50:54:16Brin [GM]she stumbles off goes down the stairs puffing and puffing the whole way
02:50:53:2502:50:56:24Steve [Nortle]now i have a six five four
02:50:57:1602:50:58:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh.
02:51:00:0402:51:00:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
02:51:02:2802:51:03:26Dave [Xeros]least we can hear it coming
02:51:03:1302:51:03:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Six
02:51:09:2302:51:10:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Five, four.
02:51:11:2402:51:13:29Jesse [Foulclaw]And I get to roll these again?
02:51:13:1702:51:14:14Steve [Nortle]yeah
02:51:15:0002:51:23:16Brin [GM]yet dang okay foul claw all right
02:51:18:0602:51:19:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh! Ten!
02:51:19:0102:51:24:14Dave [Xeros]oh i got one more than me
02:51:21:1802:51:22:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Jeez.
02:51:24:0502:51:27:15Brin [GM]k so fowlclaw won that round
02:51:27:0702:51:30:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Feeling good. Maybe I should gamble.
02:51:28:1502:51:38:15Brin [GM]so all of you have to take a drink okay if you lose this yeah So, we’ll do final. Final at the end is the real gamble.
02:51:29:1602:51:33:24Steve [Nortle]of our of our
02:51:34:1602:51:36:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I think it’s just the hard liquor.
02:51:36:1102:52:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s just a chance of getting
02:51:39:1302:51:43:27Brin [GM]And I think we’ll probably do five rounds. That’s pretty quick. We’ll do three to five rounds, okay?
02:51:45:0302:51:46:02Chris [TBD]Go again?
02:51:46:0402:51:50:24Brin [GM]So, Falco won that round. He does not have to take a shot. All three of you had to take it.
02:51:52:0102:51:54:12Brin [GM]They’re trying to get you drunk. That’s what they’re trying To do.
02:51:53:1802:51:54:26Chris [TBD]Yeah, everything that
02:51:53:2202:52:02:02Dave [Xeros]everything that ends up in this five foot sphere is purified so just fyi yep
02:52:00:1002:52:02:29Brin [GM]Do purify alcohol and It makes You not drunk.
02:52:03:1402:52:14:02Dave [Xeros]Well, not necessarily. Pure means it’s like not poisonous. We can’t get the poison condition which I think is being drunk too but anyway
02:52:05:1302:52:06:12Jesse [Foulclaw]pure alcohol
02:52:07:0702:52:08:01Brin [GM]It’s pure…
02:52:07:1802:52:09:12Chris [TBD]poison the way you can’t get
02:52:10:1202:52:10:29Brin [GM]Okay.
02:52:16:0202:52:25:26Brin [GM]No, that’s great. The alcohol is still going to make you drunk. You will be intoxicated by the end of the evening. There’s nothing you can do about it, okay?
02:52:24:0402:52:24:29Dave [Xeros]Go ahead
02:52:27:2402:52:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw]The castle
02:52:33:2402:52:41:20Chris [TBD]on. Come on! Oh! Yeah, but no four. Alright, that was three rolls. I’m out.
02:52:36:2302:52:37:02Dave [Xeros]you go
02:52:46:2402:52:58:18Dave [Xeros]Freaking fives Six, five, four So we got a nine for my cargo
02:52:52:0702:52:54:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes Nice
02:53:00:1702:53:02:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’ll go up to ten
02:53:05:2302:53:07:26Brin [GM]All right. Nortle, you’re up.
02:53:10:0502:53:11:26Steve [Nortle]a great many fives
02:53:11:2202:53:13:15Dave [Xeros]I know. That’s what happened to me in my first roll.
02:53:12:2902:53:13:11Brin [GM]Jeez.
02:53:15:2002:53:16:25Brin [GM]These dice are loaded.
02:53:18:1302:53:20:04Steve [Nortle]Crap
02:53:21:1902:53:28:10Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i thought that was your second roll
02:53:23:1202:53:24:16Brin [GM]Where is beef?
02:53:23:2202:53:24:11Dave [Xeros]Is it?
02:53:27:0002:53:30:13Steve [Nortle]If that had been a four, I would have had 12.
02:53:30:0902:53:32:09Dave [Xeros]That would have been beautiful.
02:53:31:1002:53:33:19Brin [GM]your cargo would have been stacked
02:53:32:2602:53:34:19Jesse [Foulclaw]your dice would have exploded
02:53:34:2202:53:36:03Steve [Nortle]Yeah, absolutely.
02:53:35:2902:53:36:18Dave [Xeros]Roll again!
02:53:36:2402:53:37:13Brin [GM]do that?
02:53:39:0202:53:41:24Jesse [Foulclaw]sixes yeah of course okay
02:53:39:1002:53:40:22Dave [Xeros]Heck yeah. Get sixes.
02:53:46:0202:53:47:09Dave [Xeros]Come on. You need that six.
02:53:46:1702:53:47:10Brin [GM]no bueno
02:53:49:0402:53:49:25Jesse [Foulclaw]6
02:53:56:2802:53:57:19Jesse [Foulclaw]nothing
02:54:00:0602:54:04:00Brin [GM]okay, Eros definitely won that round you guys all got zeros
02:54:02:2002:54:04:23Dave [Xeros]Guys, you need to get your ships in order.
02:54:04:1402:54:21:04Chris [TBD]what is it again captain ship crew two yes
02:54:06:0202:54:12:29Brin [GM]and mark how many this is going to determine how drunk you are
02:54:12:2402:54:14:10Steve [Nortle]I’ve got two so far.
02:54:14:0902:54:15:10Jesse [Foulclaw]got one
02:54:14:2502:54:17:11Brin [GM]so round three
02:54:18:0802:54:18:28Dave [Xeros]Go ahead.
02:54:19:1602:54:20:07Brin [GM]TBD
02:54:21:0402:54:23:29Chris [TBD]Yes, yes. Come on!
02:54:22:0202:54:22:24Dave [Xeros]Yes. yes
02:54:24:1902:54:25:12Dave [Xeros]ooh
02:54:26:1802:54:28:16Chris [TBD]Yeah! Ten!
02:54:27:1102:54:34:20Dave [Xeros]ten that’s good five
02:54:38:0902:54:41:20Dave [Xeros]four plus six nine
02:54:43:1102:54:45:10Dave [Xeros]nine plus one ten
02:54:46:0502:54:50:18Brin [GM]Any distortion there? That’s with it, okay.
02:54:48:0202:54:50:06Dave [Xeros]that’s with the distortion yet
02:54:48:1802:54:49:19Steve [Nortle]description…
02:54:51:2702:54:53:04Dave [Xeros]sweet
02:54:53:1402:54:54:19Steve [Nortle]So if I
02:54:58:0702:55:04:09Steve [Nortle]have a straight flush that doesn’t mean jack crap
02:54:59:2502:55:01:29Dave [Xeros]5 4 3 2 1
02:55:01:2902:55:08:07Brin [GM]How about this how
02:55:05:0702:55:07:01Chris [TBD]Gotta be a six first.
02:55:06:1402:55:08:08Steve [Nortle]on my first roll
02:55:06:2802:55:08:08Dave [Xeros]only if your base 12
02:55:08:0702:55:15:01Brin [GM]How about this? I will give you a ship and a captain for that roll. Deal?
02:55:11:1202:55:17:24Jesse [Foulclaw]give him another roll dang you
02:55:14:2702:55:23:26Steve [Nortle]deal. all right okay that gives me seven seven
02:55:22:1202:55:23:03Dave [Xeros]9
02:55:23:2602:55:29:21Steve [Nortle]for my four nine oh wait you said six a little explode
02:55:29:2102:55:36:26Steve [Nortle]right oh okay okay
02:55:30:0402:55:37:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i thought it was double sixes that’s what i thought i thought if he got doubles then
02:55:30:1002:55:31:12Dave [Xeros]well I gotta
02:55:36:2602:55:45:02Steve [Nortle]so nine my total is nine which means i did not distorted Oh, that’s true.
02:55:42:1102:55:42:24Chris [TBD]That’s right.
02:55:46:2802:55:48:01Jesse [Foulclaw]good
02:55:50:2402:55:57:02Dave [Xeros]no you’re like half size you can get like double drunk
02:55:52:1802:55:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]jesus gosh
02:55:58:1602:56:04:28Jesse [Foulclaw]oh no that’s too dang it
02:56:00:1702:56:01:05Chris [TBD]Oh, my God!
02:56:03:2402:56:06:04Brin [GM]Alright. Thouclaw is…
02:56:07:1902:56:08:18Steve [Nortle]Slightly sloshed.
02:56:10:1302:56:16:07Brin [GM]Okay. Are you guys liking this? You want to do two more rounds or are you going to stick with what we have?
02:56:11:0902:56:21:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I can’t even walk on these legs anyway let’s double down yep
02:56:16:1002:56:17:20Dave [Xeros]yeah two more rounds let’S DO IT
02:56:16:2302:56:19:18Chris [TBD]Two more rounds. So I didn’t have to drink, right?
02:56:20:2902:56:22:02Chris [TBD]I didn’T have to drink, correct?
02:56:22:0602:56:27:24Brin [GM]you tied so both of you are good, you two have to take a drink
02:56:22:2202:56:29:25Dave [Xeros]no we tied let’s get a four -way tie
02:56:24:0502:56:24:26Steve [Nortle]Because they tied?
02:56:29:2502:56:37:19Dave [Xeros]this time guys i have some like martinellis
02:56:39:0302:56:40:24Brin [GM]I freaking love Martin
02:56:41:0202:56:42:01Chris [TBD]Nope. Failed.
02:56:43:0102:56:43:10Chris [TBD]Dang.
02:56:44:2002:56:45:04Chris [TBD]Sound.
02:56:46:2402:56:57:01Dave [Xeros]six five four so
02:56:57:0102:57:00:12Dave [Xeros]uh i got four so adding one five
02:57:00:2802:57:01:06Brin [GM]five
02:57:02:1302:57:02:29Brin [GM]awesome
02:57:03:0902:57:05:09Jesse [Foulclaw]oh dang it
02:57:03:1902:57:04:24Steve [Nortle]Womp womp.
02:57:08:1802:57:12:18Steve [Nortle]That hurts my soul because both rolls had a four and a five.
02:57:11:0402:57:13:07Brin [GM]what’s the worst? I know
02:57:12:2502:57:24:21Jesse [Foulclaw]do it eat it oh we’re
02:57:13:2902:57:14:24Steve [Nortle]Oh dear.
02:57:17:0502:57:26:17Steve [Nortle]If it’s a six I’ll be great but the drink is bueno so it’s fine.
02:57:22:0502:57:23:02Brin [GM]no bueno
02:57:25:2202:57:36:19Dave [Xeros]dude how many how many is that four he failed last one too
02:57:27:2802:57:28:22Brin [GM]turns out
02:57:30:1902:57:32:00Steve [Nortle]That’s four failures yeah.
02:57:36:0902:57:38:03Steve [Nortle]I got nine. They got ten.
02:57:37:0302:57:57:20Jesse [Foulclaw]no don’t
02:57:37:2902:57:40:29Brin [GM]oh yeah but you still at least you
02:57:42:1202:57:47:04Steve [Nortle]I mean, two fives and a four.
02:57:53:1402:57:56:04Steve [Nortle]Oh no, that’s an even bigger one.
02:57:55:2302:57:59:04Dave [Xeros]Hey, Falclaw Roll with your hands
02:57:57:2002:58:01:19Jesse [Foulclaw]talk to me I’m an angry
02:58:00:1002:58:01:17Chris [TBD]Roll with you’re hands.
02:58:01:0802:58:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:58:01:0802:58:03:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:58:01:1102:58:09:24Brin [GM]right shots for everyone by arrows
02:58:01:1802:58:02:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:58:01:2802:58:02:17Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:58:03:2002:58:04:21Jesse [Foulclaw]drunk, okay?
02:58:04:0502:58:05:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:58:04:1402:58:05:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
02:58:04:1802:58:05:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah
02:58:06:2702:58:07:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Shut your mouth!
02:58:09:1402:58:12:26Steve [Nortle]And I’m a very huggy drunk, so I’m like That’s alright.
02:58:13:1702:58:15:08Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s you who got us into this.
02:58:15:2302:58:16:10Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
02:58:17:1402:58:18:14Steve [Nortle]That’s true.
02:58:17:2902:58:22:23Brin [GM]claw you’re you are if you fail this next round and you have to
02:58:24:0002:58:24:26Chris [TBD]Oh.
02:58:25:0902:58:26:05Steve [Nortle]Same for me, right?
02:58:26:2302:58:34:01Dave [Xeros]He’s five But he’s small It’s a low constitution
02:58:28:2402:58:29:27Steve [Nortle]But he’s small
02:58:29:2802:58:32:28Brin [GM]really small so that’s why this round
02:58:36:2202:58:37:06Steve [Nortle]TBT
02:58:37:0802:58:40:11Jesse [Foulclaw]But I can cast a spell
02:58:38:1302:58:38:27Steve [Nortle]TBD
02:58:41:1902:58:42:03Steve [Nortle]TBD
02:58:43:2602:58:45:01Brin [GM]will we will cross
02:58:44:0502:58:46:03Dave [Xeros]A lot of force That was almost like Yahtzee
02:58:51:0102:59:00:07Chris [TBD]Bummer, it’s bad
02:58:54:1802:58:56:03Steve [Nortle]That’s the exact same thing
02:59:01:1002:59:10:13Dave [Xeros]Sick five four three and one nine
02:59:10:1302:59:20:07Dave [Xeros]ten oh
02:59:19:2802:59:21:05Steve [Nortle]6, 5, 4
02:59:20:0702:59:26:17Dave [Xeros]man i have a 10 yeah
02:59:22:1902:59:27:08Steve [Nortle]and then I could keep an 8 but you had a 10 so I may as well roll
02:59:29:1902:59:31:26Steve [Nortle]not 8 again
02:59:33:2902:59:35:07Dave [Xeros]um
02:59:34:2702:59:35:24Steve [Nortle]oh, 4
02:59:37:1902:59:40:15Steve [Nortle]with a 10 wouldn’t be able to get past yeah
02:59:42:2802:59:44:16Brin [GM]right falclaw
02:59:43:2902:59:46:03Jesse [Foulclaw]fail I would like to
02:59:47:1102:59:50:24Jesse [Foulclaw]cast a spell on these dice
02:59:52:1402:59:53:13Dave [Xeros][laughter]
03:00:04:0903:00:05:05Steve [Nortle]Wow.
03:00:04:1903:00:06:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I got all threes
03:00:07:2703:00:08:19Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s
03:00:09:1803:00:11:16Chris [TBD]were all 3s I’ll show ya these
03:00:12:0803:00:14:05Brin [GM]Congratulations. It means nothing.
03:00:14:2903:00:19:27Jesse [Foulclaw]yep okay so i would love to cast silent image on my dice
03:00:15:1803:00:16:24Steve [Nortle]Oh, wow.
03:00:21:0403:00:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw]and i would like basically like to distort value i just want to make the dice up here that i got my captain ship and everything and then i got two sixes as
03:00:29:2503:00:30:02Brin [GM]Okay.
03:00:31:2003:00:43:17Jesse [Foulclaw]my cargo sorry thanks sorry i’m drunk too and i’m angry at everybody you know
03:00:32:2303:00:35:04Brin [GM]And Maria goes…
03:00:38:0303:00:42:17Brin [GM]Roll again! Everyone perks up
03:00:44:0203:00:45:11Brin [GM]Roll again
03:00:44:2703:00:51:11Steve [Nortle]Grow again! Grow again. Grow again!!
03:00:48:2803:00:56:29Chris [TBD]oh again so it’s going to be double sixes until the end of time
03:00:52:0503:00:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]minutes so i could just continue
03:00:56:1903:00:58:23Steve [Nortle]What are the odds?
03:00:59:2803:01:09:07Jesse [Foulclaw]oh double fours okay um i’ll i’ll stick with that’s all i’m a safe i’m smart gambler
03:01:09:0703:01:17:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll just stay here so 20 yeah yeah
03:01:10:2903:01:19:26Brin [GM]stacks so your double six those 12 and 8 so you got 20 on that room hey hey so now we’ve got we’ve
03:01:17:0903:01:24:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i know how to play this game
03:01:18:1503:01:20:11Steve [Nortle]how do you even count that
03:01:20:0203:01:21:14Dave [Xeros]Just
03:01:24:0103:01:39:16Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my
03:01:24:2203:01:31:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah I have two
03:01:27:2303:01:36:21Brin [GM]everyone who failed that round you’re taking a drink. You have two on you so you
03:01:34:1403:01:42:08Chris [TBD]zero four i’m at four
03:01:34:1603:01:35:04Steve [Nortle]five
03:01:36:2103:01:40:12Brin [GM]are because of your how many you had
03:01:40:1203:01:50:06Brin [GM]to drink, how many did you have? You’re at four okay so for more you are automatically are not
03:01:50:0603:01:58:23Brin [GM]going to remember to lock your door tonight in your room okay yeah if you are not then you will remember. Okay?
03:01:56:1503:01:57:12Steve [Nortle]okie dokie
03:01:58:2603:02:01:09Dave [Xeros]I just, I always remember to lock my door.
03:02:04:0103:02:05:21Brin [GM]Arrows, 35.
03:02:09:0003:02:13:24Brin [GM]And then Southclaw you had 30. So Nortle
03:02:14:2303:02:26:21Steve [Nortle]well I haven’t lost nothing you don’t know me
03:02:17:1603:02:22:02Brin [GM]He lost the turtle has lost
03:02:26:2103:02:28:22Steve [Nortle]you don’nt know my grandmother
03:02:26:2603:02:32:05Jesse [Foulclaw]do we both do we do we need to make a constitution save real quick
03:02:28:2803:02:33:08Brin [GM]losing your right arm and everyone’s laughing
03:02:31:1803:02:37:07Dave [Xeros]Just make sure your right arm is inside
03:02:37:1603:02:39:20Steve [Nortle]I always sleep inside myself
03:02:40:1203:02:41:16Dave [Xeros]Oh! They took his head!
03:02:42:0703:02:45:25Chris [TBD]Well, we’re done.
03:02:43:0403:02:49:20Brin [GM]all for a wonderful evening okay it is now because of the darkness
03:02:50:1803:02:59:01Brin [GM]that curfew is in effect and you all must go to your rooms now we have prepared special guest
03:03:01:1803:03:04:18Steve [Nortle]so I’m the biggest loser right so that means that
03:03:06:1103:03:10:25Brin [GM]it was a joke this is me
03:03:08:0603:03:12:11Steve [Nortle]I understand
03:03:12:1903:03:13:10Chris [TBD]Oh-hoh.
03:03:17:2403:03:18:18Dave [Xeros]this, wouldn’t it?
03:03:21:1203:03:22:09Brin [GM]struggling to do right now
03:03:23:1103:03:25:16Brin [GM]and a couple servants
03:03:26:1703:03:28:02Brin [GM]will escort you
03:03:31:2103:03:32:03Chris [TBD]You.
03:03:33:1903:03:37:23Brin [GM]word, I meant to say walk you to your room and then leave you be
03:03:39:0703:03:41:23Brin [GM]once Millie is going to come over
03:03:41:0403:03:42:28Dave [Xeros]just gonna say i would have pushed it away
03:03:42:1803:03:47:13Steve [Nortle]Millie Millie Millie
03:03:45:1603:03:46:25Brin [GM]Eros is the
03:03:49:0103:03:49:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Very good Eros
03:03:49:0703:03:53:13Brin [GM]i’m not gonna lie drunk steve is my favorite
03:03:49:1603:03:51:19Steve [Nortle]Millie Millie
03:03:52:2403:03:55:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:03:52:2403:03:55:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:03:55:2203:04:02:26Brin [GM]this freaking that that one shot that we did lumen was hilarious that’s a hilarious
03:04:00:1003:04:01:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:04:00:1003:04:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:04:01:2803:04:03:26Steve [Nortle]Lumen the human
03:04:02:1803:04:05:20Chris [TBD]Did you get drunk in that?
03:04:03:2603:04:15:06Brin [GM]lumen the human oh my gosh okay so um yes
03:04:04:1403:04:05:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:04:05:1803:04:16:17Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my uh how long does our effects last for on all these one hour the benefits and stuff okay
03:04:06:1403:04:07:29Steve [Nortle]It was
03:04:15:0603:04:26:24Brin [GM]yeah but if you didn’t finish your drink you don’t have to take it i don’t think you have to I don’t thing I put full serving on there yeah
03:04:20:2803:04:21:26Chris [TBD]drank any.
03:04:25:2903:04:36:11Steve [Nortle]I just want to be able to put just a single drop will stabilize someone who’s dropped down to zero, so I just want to
03:04:37:0103:04:45:09Chris [TBD]So before you finish off the drink you got enough in there to have a single cup I had the same thought just gonna keep
03:04:40:1403:04:44:22Brin [GM]as long as you have something to put in, you can absolutely store
03:04:43:1103:04:44:15Steve [Nortle]I’ll put it… Okay.
03:04:45:2403:04:56:27Brin [GM]some of this half of this just as long if you’re not taking two whole servings of the same drink in one day because that’s going to start causing
03:04:55:0903:05:06:15Dave [Xeros]have a ton of vials so do you need a vial okay do you need a vial? Do you need a vial. Okay, there you go.
03:04:58:2703:05:00:11Steve [Nortle]I’d just put in my water skin.
03:05:01:2803:05:03:12Chris [TBD]No, I’m just going to keep the bottle
03:05:05:1903:05:09:11Jesse [Foulclaw]just because we’re friends
03:05:07:0103:05:18:11Brin [GM]okay and Millie -Millie um oh wait hold on where is yeah my kids deleted
03:05:07:1903:05:09:06Dave [Xeros]I just reached…
03:05:10:2603:05:11:18Dave [Xeros]There’s an empty
03:05:18:1103:05:26:18Brin [GM]my notes that I have for us which is fine this is plugged in now I guess give me one second
03:05:28:1703:05:29:18Dave [Xeros]I’m down to two.
03:05:30:2403:05:40:23Brin [GM]okay so everyone gets up and they all go down they all Go Down The Stairs In The Basement
03:05:46:1403:05:49:00Brin [GM]and Millie kind of hangs back a little bit
03:05:50:0603:05:59:27Brin [GM]And she gives Eros, because you were the winner She goes Here You can have this mask I’m feeling a lot better now
03:06:01:1603:06:08:17Brin [GM]Here you go Okay And she hands you What something is called It’s called The Mask of the Mindless Okay
03:06:08:1203:06:14:22Steve [Nortle]We’re gonna need to cut some holes so that your horns can go straight through the mast.
03:06:14:1903:06:17:07Dave [Xeros]Aw, you so cute when you’re drunk
03:06:17:2503:06:26:06Steve [Nortle]I slur a lot when I’m drunk. I slур all the time. Like all All over the place.
03:06:26:0103:06:31:22Jesse [Foulclaw]do we need to make constitution saves for our soup that we have too did I do that again
03:06:26:2003:06:27:20Brin [GM]So Millie
03:06:30:2303:06:36:29Brin [GM]Yes Yeah, you do you make another one before you go to sleep this will also determine if you
03:06:33:0603:06:41:04Steve [Nortle]Okay, I got 15.
03:06:34:1003:06:35:27Dave [Xeros]Mask of what?
03:06:39:1603:06:39:21Dave [Xeros]Ew.
03:06:42:1203:06:43:14Jesse [Foulclaw]oh no
03:06:44:1103:06:54:24Steve [Nortle]I feel like a really strong gurgling
03:06:44:1103:06:46:00Brin [GM]Fowlclaw is gonna poop in his
03:06:45:1103:06:51:04Jesse [Foulclaw]well so um I have I’m gonna use well no I’m not I’ll take this
03:06:54:2403:07:08:18Steve [Nortle]and I just belch his lips
03:06:56:2703:07:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]in the rafters I don’t like sleep in the bed or anything so it’s not
03:07:00:1003:07:09:20Brin [GM]So, it’s just going to be on the floor Morty we’ll take care of it okay this is called is that the mask
03:07:01:1103:07:03:08Dave [Xeros]What’s the mask of what
03:07:03:2303:07:05:18Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s just on the floor
03:07:08:1803:07:09:20Steve [Nortle]as he goes by.
03:07:09:2003:07:18:16Brin [GM]of the mindless okay so what millie has done is she’s taken a bag of holding and she has altered it with patchwork
03:07:10:0603:07:12:17Jesse [Foulclaw]It was a tactful move
03:07:10:2303:07:12:06Chris [TBD]The mindless.
03:07:18:1603:07:24:16Brin [GM]eyes for seeing hey these these little um eye holes that she’s made she
03:07:25:2703:07:35:12Brin [GM]um has the the the little glass eyes in these is almost like a black light okay it gives up black light effect
03:07:35:1203:07:44:04Brin [GM]and when you if you put this on you can see traces of glowing stuff okay you don’t know
03:07:42:1703:07:45:19Chris [TBD]Oh, not magic though.
03:07:44:0403:07:52:22Brin [GM]what it is yet okay it’s not magic okay so this this it’s it’s a bag it’s
03:07:47:0403:07:49:28Chris [TBD]It’s like a Jackson Pollock painting in here.
03:07:49:2603:07:50:11Dave [Xeros]Pop
03:07:50:1703:07:52:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:07:52:2203:08:01:11Brin [GM]a bag of holding mask basically okay so you just stick your head in an extra-dimensional space so and it provides
03:07:55:0903:07:56:11Dave [Xeros]Nice
03:08:01:1703:08:02:16Steve [Nortle]she said!
03:08:03:1603:08:04:27Brin [GM]attacks of the mind
03:08:05:0003:08:05:26Steve [Nortle]you got it
03:08:06:0303:08:08:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Our rooms are next to each other Quiet!
03:08:06:0603:08:16:06Brin [GM]okay but after 10 minutes of wear number one there’s not enough oxygen in an extra dimensional space you only have about 10 minutes of oxygen
03:08:09:2503:08:11:19Steve [Nortle]your anger coming through
03:08:17:0303:08:28:14Brin [GM]and because it’s just your head in this space it causes pain in your neck and in your back is your head, it’s just being strained your body wants to go with your head into
03:08:28:1403:08:34:20Brin [GM]this space but it can’t so it’s kind of pulling. So you get a headache if you work too long okay
03:08:33:1803:08:36:23Steve [Nortle]that’s really interesting that’s a very cool thing
03:08:37:0303:08:45:23Brin [GM]so um and she made this herself, she does-she has a little library, she has lots of reading She’s super smart and she’s…
03:08:45:2803:08:47:29Steve [Nortle]it also looks fantastic now too
03:08:50:2203:08:59:01Brin [GM]so she’s like here I’m feeling a lot better you need to take this help your friends put it on if you need it. You guys take turns, whatever you need.
03:09:00:1403:09:11:07Brin [GM]I have to go! My mom’s here! She runs back to her room and the servants all take you very robot-like when they escort you back to… There’s rooms on…
03:09:12:2903:09:13:29Steve [Nortle]to join me in bed
03:09:15:2103:09:17:26Brin [GM]And there They just drool
03:09:18:2603:09:22:04Steve [Nortle]that’s understandable I don’t blame you
03:09:25:1103:09:33:05Brin [GM]Okay? So she walks each of you to a room It doesn’t really matter where you stay
03:09:33:0503:09:41:04Brin [GM]but there’s only one room that has a fireplace for you so the the
03:09:37:0203:09:44:28Dave [Xeros]that’s mine dibs dibs bro code i like
03:09:39:0103:09:39:23Chris [TBD]it’s
03:09:43:0103:09:49:26Brin [GM]one of the servants she goes oh they’re very lucky to stay in this room
03:09:43:0303:09:47:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Ah, bro code. Yeah I remember what that means.
03:09:43:1103:09:53:26Chris [TBD]it’s all good I like it cold oh nice
03:09:49:2603:09:57:18Brin [GM]this is Baden Leary’s old bedroom it’s special turn on your fire okay and roll
03:09:52:2903:09:55:05Dave [Xeros]go sit in the fireplace and turn on my fire
03:09:59:0903:10:02:24Brin [GM]Do you, is this investigation or it’s invest?
03:10:03:2303:10:08:20Chris [TBD]purposefully seeking something, it would be investigation if you want them to notice
03:10:05:2603:10:09:11Brin [GM]No. Just by chance if you happen to see this perception then.
03:10:11:2903:10:13:06Dave [Xeros]I will try to perceive
03:10:17:0503:10:20:03Dave [Xeros]I did not perceive anything it’s an 8
03:10:20:2103:10:21:20Brin [GM]Okay. All right.
03:10:23:0403:10:27:19Brin [GM]Unfortunately, you don’t see anything. It’s a regular old dirty fireplace that’s crumbling down the floor.
03:10:27:1103:10:29:22Dave [Xeros]what if I put my mask on and look at it then
03:10:30:1203:10:31:01Brin [GM]Go ahead.
03:10:36:2403:10:39:13Dave [Xeros]it is the exact same damn roll
03:10:41:2103:10:50:00Brin [GM]With the little patchwork eyes, You’re just looking at, You’re testing this out. You decide, hey I’m going to put this mask on before bed
03:10:49:2303:10:50:15Dave [Xeros]I’m just gonna
03:10:50:1603:10:56:18Brin [GM]because i like weird stuff okay and you see
03:10:55:2403:10:58:02Dave [Xeros]get a piece of rope out wrap it around the neck
03:10:59:0303:11:04:28Brin [GM]you see footprints that go to the fireplace and then footprints that leave from the fire
03:11:04:2803:11:15:28Brin [GM]that’s all you see okay all right um it’s
03:11:09:2003:11:18:28Dave [Xeros]that, the fire that I sleep in is hella hot it’s blue flame so I really hope someone tries to come out of the fireplace
03:11:15:2803:11:27:27Brin [GM]yeah it wouldn’t have it wouldn’ve it’s not what you think okay um what time is it 11 50
03:11:20:0703:11:20:09Jesse [Foulclaw]know.
03:11:21:0203:11:21:16Dave [Xeros]okay
03:11:25:0703:11:26:02Chris [TBD]1150.
03:11:26:0403:11:27:03Dave [Xeros]11.50
03:11:28:2703:11:29:11Dave [Xeros]elevensies
03:11:30:1303:11:34:23Steve [Nortle]night man I’m already not even on a date with my wife.
03:11:30:1303:11:37:19Brin [GM]do you want to keep going yeah all right okay okay we can keep going let’s find a thing
03:11:38:0803:11:50:08Steve [Nortle]I do believe that, especially as immensely drunk as I am, I would just put everything inside of my shell and because I’m drunk
03:11:50:0803:11:58:15Steve [Nortle]I do my head in my arms first and then I just stumble around on my feet until I fall over
03:12:02:1903:12:05:01Steve [Nortle]yeah they push me and then my legs just
03:12:04:1903:12:07:19Dave [Xeros]I did lock my door though
03:12:07:1003:12:14:13Chris [TBD]I haven’t even seen my room yet.
03:12:08:2503:12:10:27Brin [GM]eros is the only one that liked where you guys were too
03:12:14:1003:12:15:04Jesse [Foulclaw]haven’t locked our door.
03:12:17:0303:12:23:08Chris [TBD]Oh, then yeah. I definitely locked my door. I thought you were going one at a time. Oh, but I only got four!
03:12:20:1003:12:21:10Dave [Xeros]you’re too drunk
03:12:23:1903:12:24:14Dave [Xeros]yeah four
03:12:23:2903:12:34:13Brin [GM]is four or more Four or more shots make you forget. You only have three shots. Okay. Okay, then you’re good. You’ll remember to lock your door. Okay
03:12:25:1803:12:28:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I had three though.
03:12:25:2003:12:26:19Chris [TBD]Oh crap.
03:12:32:1903:12:42:08Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay my room is i think my room is next to nortles though and i can hear him hitting into the walls the next door but
03:12:34:1303:12:36:10Brin [GM]So Nordle and TBD
03:12:41:1803:12:43:06Dave [Xeros]gonna have to put up with it all night
03:12:41:2303:12:43:23Steve [Nortle]it’s saying every
03:12:42:2603:12:52:03Brin [GM]They tell you that their servants very awkwardly tucked you in bed put your covers over you And you’re just like
03:12:49:1403:12:57:22Steve [Nortle]can they
03:12:53:1703:13:02:15Brin [GM]appreciate it ain’t sweaty okay just shut your door and you can’t move
03:12:55:0503:13:04:21Jesse [Foulclaw]can they like tuck the sheets so tight around nortle that he can’t get out such a hazard to himself
03:13:00:0003:13:01:27Dave [Xeros]yeah you can’t like get out
03:13:02:1503:13:13:07Brin [GM]and one like accidentally puts the sheet over TBD’s head like he’s dead and you’re like hey i’m
03:13:02:1903:13:04:04Steve [Nortle]such a hazard
03:13:05:0403:13:05:23Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:13:08:1003:13:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:13:09:1803:13:12:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:13:13:0703:13:22:10Brin [GM]i’m still i’m breathed i am alive buddy okay and everything’s quiet
03:13:15:2503:13:16:16Chris [TBD]snoring away.
03:13:22:1003:13:31:25Brin [GM]in the halls it’s dark everyone that drank if you you guys are tired okay all of you fell asleep you traveled you’ve been dealing with all this
03:13:32:1103:13:38:04Dave [Xeros]did I all of the stuff that was in the handcart end up in my room or is it just still in the hand cart
03:13:39:2203:13:45:07Brin [GM]never how about you guys didn’t even pull it in to the castle did you
03:13:40:0203:13:40:26Dave [Xeros]because we
03:13:44:0203:13:46:29Chris [TBD]No, I brought it in. I said that I brought it in Yeah
03:13:45:0703:13:52:19Brin [GM]you did bring it in okay okay okay that’s great um let’s
03:13:46:1203:13:49:04Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah they said the light went off because i was outside
03:13:52:1903:13:58:12Brin [GM]put let’s just keep the cart
03:13:57:1503:14:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]servants bring some reading material up to our rooms while we’re
03:14:00:0703:14:09:27Brin [GM]yeah yeah they’ll just they’re gonna park it just in this hallway and you guys can just come grab stacks. Except you’re all tired of your sleep, yeah?
03:14:09:0703:14:14:16Dave [Xeros]so it’s in there we’re going to go through it later it’s Lissara’s will guys
03:14:12:0103:14:13:12Brin [GM]Yes. Okay.
03:14:15:1103:14:15:29Brin [GM]That’s right.
03:14:15:2703:14:17:05Dave [Xeros]it’s what she wanted
03:14:16:0303:14:19:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s it’s the inheritance it’s not the will
03:14:17:0803:14:18:21Brin [GM]It’s what she wanted.
03:14:18:2303:14:22:04Dave [Xeros]well it was her will what she needed
03:14:22:0903:14:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know if it’s what she wanted but we managed somehow i guess you managed to get some stuff uh i’d like to stick my head through the wall
03:14:25:1803:14:27:18Chris [TBD]That’s what we got in the will is
03:14:28:2903:14:30:00Chris [TBD]our garbage
03:14:30:0003:14:30:18Brin [GM]Okay.
03:14:34:2303:14:36:06Jesse [Foulclaw]because of my drink
03:14:37:1403:14:40:09Jesse [Foulclaw]my body partially disperses
03:14:37:2903:14:38:14Chris [TBD]Ash
03:14:41:2403:14:42:25Brin [GM]Okay, yeah, yeah.
03:14:44:1603:14:55:20Jesse [Foulclaw]into drifting ash and i can move through creatures and objects what i’m guessing for an hour or for an action at least.
03:14:54:0503:14:54:18Brin [GM]Yes.
03:14:55:2603:14:57:12Brin [GM]You can use it one time.
03:14:57:0903:14:59:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, I can only use it one time?
03:14:58:2503:15:04:04Brin [GM]Yeah, you only have one use during the duration. But yeah, you absolutely can use them.
03:15:01:1703:15:02:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
03:15:04:1903:15:16:01Jesse [Foulclaw]I am a little worried about how drunk Nortle is wandering off so I’m going to try and stay awake if I hear anything besides
03:15:10:1303:15:10:21Brin [GM]Okay.
03:15:17:2303:15:18:15Jesse [Foulclaw]his
03:15:18:0603:15:24:10Steve [Nortle]a very echoey snoring because it’s an echo chamber in there so
03:15:25:0803:15:26:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just going to be prepared
03:15:26:1103:15:27:25Brin [GM]it’s bouncing off the scale
03:15:32:0003:15:40:29Brin [GM]okay um everyone roll con save is that what you do is a constitution check or no it’s a check yeah
03:15:40:2903:15:45:18Brin [GM]to save this is to see if you wake up
03:15:41:0703:15:48:19Steve [Nortle]I most certainly do not
03:15:42:2803:15:53:22Dave [Xeros]it’s happening outside so are you well
03:15:49:1603:15:50:16Chris [TBD]That’s check
03:15:50:1603:16:01:18Chris [TBD]Yeah. Wait, so it’s
03:15:53:1903:15:55:01Jesse [Foulclaw]12 or 11
03:15:53:2203:15:58:25Dave [Xeros]no if you’re asleep it would be passive perception is what it was yeah so
03:15:59:2403:16:01:09Steve [Nortle]It doesn’t matter
03:16:01:1803:16:11:01Chris [TBD]what you have as passive perception. It’s not what your role is.
03:16:03:0903:16:09:29Dave [Xeros]yeah and you have to set a check most of the time these are pretty low so I don’t think anyone has over 15
03:16:11:1303:16:12:05Dave [Xeros]Steve does
03:16:12:1003:16:24:06Steve [Nortle]talking passive perception and not a roll, then 16 I’m pretty drunk Yeah no, I rolled a 3
03:16:18:0303:16:19:27Dave [Xeros]let’s do it just perception then
03:16:25:0403:16:28:04Steve [Nortle]but I do have plus three on my con, so it is
03:16:30:1503:16:30:29Dave [Xeros]17
03:16:32:2703:16:33:11Jesse [Foulclaw]11
03:16:33:1603:16:34:10Chris [TBD]17.
03:16:35:1103:16:40:01Brin [GM]11 okay but you’re worried
03:16:42:1903:16:50:17Jesse [Foulclaw]but this is I’m not a heavy drinker though so even though only have the three probably not as alert because I would like to be and I was half size
03:16:44:0703:16:55:06Steve [Nortle]Oh and but you’re full size now because it only lasts an hour, right?
03:16:46:2803:16:49:04Dave [Xeros]well yeah that’s right half size though
03:16:54:0103:16:58:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah, I guess I’m back to normal. As soon as they lay down on my bed and they tuck me in
03:16:55:1303:16:57:09Steve [Nortle]So you’re probably back to fire
03:16:58:2103:17:09:12Brin [GM]it’s it’s been honestly real realistically they wield in a kid -sized mattress
03:16:59:2403:17:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]My feet blow through the sheets
03:17:01:0803:17:02:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:17:01:0803:17:06:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:17:02:1703:17:04:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:17:08:2903:17:10:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:17:11:0403:17:20:14Brin [GM]your finger hanging on the bottom. Okay, it’s been a few hours. Let’s say it’s in the middle of the night so I’m going to
03:17:11:2803:17:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Now I need a new bed
03:17:20:1403:17:28:05Brin [GM]say that you do not hear anything. You’re still sleeping with the directness. You two wake up. You hear clattering something
03:17:29:1503:17:34:28Brin [GM]It’s not normal noise in the middle of tonight okay? What
03:17:41:2903:17:52:02Dave [Xeros]going to just like keep the fire going but I’ll stand up out of it and then I’ll go over to the door I want to sit there and listen to find out what’s going on
03:17:53:0703:17:59:16Dave [Xeros]but I’m not going to go outside so do you want me to make an investigation check or do you Want Me To Make A Perception Check
03:18:01:2803:18:02:06Brin [GM]want
03:18:03:1903:18:04:22Dave [Xeros]Let’s see what I can perceive.
03:18:06:0003:18:07:02Dave [Xeros]That’s a 19.
03:18:06:2903:18:11:17Chris [TBD]This is Perception again.
03:18:08:2803:18:13:05Brin [GM]you hear out your door yeah and i’m gonna have
03:18:13:1603:18:14:27Chris [TBD]Oh! Eye shrink.
03:18:16:0303:18:17:07Dave [Xeros]Oh, no!
03:18:19:0303:18:20:13Dave [Xeros]They’re never going to find you.
03:18:20:0903:18:27:03Chris [TBD]I know, I’m in the size of an action figure now. They’re going to think I’m gone. I’m going to be buried under those sheets. Still asleep?
03:18:28:0703:18:28:29Brin [GM]what it’s like
03:18:31:0803:18:33:04Chris [TBD]Good luck figuring this out.
03:18:32:0703:18:35:10Brin [GM]this this is the shit I have to put up
03:18:34:2603:18:36:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:18:36:2103:18:43:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it just transferred to you when we went to bed
03:18:37:0403:18:40:17Brin [GM]all right okay brain let’s do this
03:18:38:0803:18:38:23Chris [TBD]Shunk!
03:18:40:0303:18:41:23Dave [Xeros]We should have…
03:18:42:0703:18:43:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:18:42:1703:18:50:27Brin [GM]so good night all right I’m gonna have TBD over here by Eros’s room and you two
03:18:50:2703:19:00:27Brin [GM]are together on this side okay um you hear there’s clattering on both sides
03:19:00:2703:19:04:14Brin [GM]but you do not wake up you definitely don’t wake up
03:19:07:1303:19:08:29Steve [Nortle]what was that
03:19:10:0103:19:12:26Dave [Xeros]It’s like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. He’s just…
03:19:10:0203:19:14:19Chris [TBD]it’s like I’m seven inches
03:19:14:1703:19:18:22Brin [GM]It’s just so funny because Millie warned you that they would want you for your
03:19:19:0203:19:19:19Chris [TBD]yes
03:19:21:1103:19:25:04Jesse [Foulclaw]changed their mind
03:19:21:1303:19:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:19:22:0203:19:22:21Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:19:22:0803:19:22:26Brin [GM]incredible.
03:19:24:0403:19:24:19Brin [GM]Okay.
03:19:24:2903:19:26:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:19:25:1003:19:27:14Steve [Nortle]best way to beat him back
03:19:29:0803:19:39:08Chris [TBD]I will admit that I had the thought when it comes to it I’m going to try and shrink on purpose so that right yeah kind of worked out really well
03:19:34:2903:19:36:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah, because you can do that.
03:19:36:2203:19:38:03Steve [Nortle]That’s true.
03:19:40:0103:19:47:23Brin [GM]So you hear because of the role that you made, you hear lots of footsteps out here
03:19:48:1503:19:58:12Brin [GM]so and then like squeaky squeaky wheels okay almost like they’re they’re pushing something
03:19:49:0603:19:50:11Chris [TBD]and your door is locked
03:19:51:0303:19:52:01Dave [Xeros]Door’s locked yet.
03:19:55:2303:19:57:28Chris [TBD]surgeon tables yeah
03:19:56:2003:19:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw]hate this place
03:19:58:1203:20:09:10Brin [GM]okay you hear um TBD’s door open that was perfect that was great i hear
03:20:12:1003:20:16:12Chris [TBD]now am i awake oh yeah
03:20:14:0303:20:15:27Dave [Xeros]You’re awake.
03:20:18:0703:20:24:07Dave [Xeros]No, no. He had a one. He’s not awake. He’s just a tiny little man
03:20:18:1703:20:20:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
03:20:18:1803:20:29:03Chris [TBD]like i was supposed to perceive and I failed perception so apparently
03:20:19:0603:20:19:25Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:20:23:1703:20:24:28Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s shrunk in his sleep
03:20:29:0303:20:31:15Chris [TBD]I’m shrunk
03:20:32:0003:20:33:20Dave [Xeros]He’s probably still snoring.
03:20:32:2203:20:40:25Chris [TBD]it’s your choice what to do there’s nothing there they would assume I’m gone.
03:20:34:1403:20:39:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I think they have to like investigate see if you find it
03:20:34:1503:20:37:13Brin [GM]servant they pull back
03:20:48:0803:20:59:25Brin [GM]and they both look at each other and they take you anyways okay they pick you up okay yeah there you go put a cloth
03:20:59:2503:21:00:17Brin [GM]over your mouth
03:21:01:1903:21:02:01Steve [Nortle]body?
03:21:03:0803:21:04:08Brin [GM]you’re unconscious
03:21:04:0303:21:04:28Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh!
03:21:05:1303:21:17:07Brin [GM]they put you on they brought the biggest stretcher that he had and they’re gonna put your action figure right in the center of it okay
03:21:06:0603:21:07:18Steve [Nortle]You’re unconscious, sir.
03:21:09:0803:21:13:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:21:10:0703:21:10:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:21:12:0503:21:15:11Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:21:12:1403:21:14:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:21:14:1203:21:15:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:21:15:2903:21:16:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:21:18:1703:21:20:10Chris [TBD]Awesome. Awesome.
03:21:19:1803:21:29:19Brin [GM]and they both are just looking at each other should we even wheel this or should we just carry him and they start wheeling him out of the door
03:21:29:1903:21:31:19Brin [GM]same thing
03:21:33:1303:21:34:14Brin [GM]You guys don’t hear anything.
03:21:35:1603:21:45:21Brin [GM]Servants come in to Nortle’s room, take him, put him on a stretcher unconscious and they start wheeling them down, okay? Dave, you’re the only one awake.
03:21:47:0403:21:48:07Brin [GM]What do you want to do?
03:21:49:2303:21:57:14Dave [Xeros]activate my uh go step tattoo um and i’m just gonna i can pass through
03:21:53:1303:21:53:27Brin [GM]Okay.
03:21:57:1403:22:06:16Dave [Xeros]walls so what i’m going to do is i’m Just gonna start running through the castle trying
03:22:07:1003:22:15:06Dave [Xeros]to find out where they’re going um before i actually act so i’m just i’m following of just jumping through walls
03:22:12:0103:22:12:15Brin [GM]Okay.
03:22:16:2003:22:18:17Dave [Xeros]following and trying to figure out where their going
03:22:19:0703:22:26:23Brin [GM]So you’re going to jump through these walls, okay. This is Marie’s room right here, all right?
03:22:31:2603:22:37:23Steve [Nortle]Come on, that one.
03:22:31:2703:22:40:03Dave [Xeros]yeah if you want me to roll a stealth check yeah absolutely she’s
03:22:38:0803:22:45:18Brin [GM]sleeper and there’s a reason there’s a reason why she’s very proof she doesn’t want anybody into the room it’s
03:22:39:2203:22:45:29Chris [TBD]oh gosh
03:22:40:0303:22:47:22Dave [Xeros]a light sleeper all right
03:22:47:1903:23:03:26Chris [TBD]is there
03:22:47:2203:22:58:22Dave [Xeros]i have my ghost step on can i do this with advantage uh that would be a nat well not
03:22:48:1403:22:50:29Steve [Nortle]She she laughs
03:22:48:2403:22:49:29Jesse [Foulclaw]go in there.
03:22:58:2203:23:07:18Dave [Xeros]a nat 19 so 25 total on the die the
03:23:01:2803:23:06:11Brin [GM]you gracefully like a graceful ballerina ghost
03:23:03:2603:23:17:04Chris [TBD]anything
03:23:07:1803:23:18:21Dave [Xeros]ballerina that’s my new nickname my friends call me the ballarina ghost is there anything i notice strange
03:23:10:2303:23:17:03Brin [GM]You twist and twirl your way through this room without making a single fing noise.
03:23:18:2103:23:21:16Dave [Xeros]in her room as i’m going through okay
03:23:22:0903:23:28:29Brin [GM]It’s, no it’s perfect the only thing that’s weird is you notice there’s a different type
03:23:28:2903:23:35:26Brin [GM]or color of stone in this corner here it’s like a different pattern slightly different
03:23:33:0103:23:42:09Dave [Xeros]can i can i make an investigation check to find out if it’s a secret door quote unquote
03:23:46:1403:23:47:07Dave [Xeros]And I shrink.
03:23:47:1103:23:49:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:23:47:2003:23:49:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:23:49:2603:23:52:17Brin [GM]right so I quit
03:23:52:1403:23:55:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:23:55:2703:24:04:07Brin [GM]this is so bad you’re all gonna die oh my god okay you’re in comporium okay
03:24:01:1103:24:05:04Dave [Xeros]I’m still incorporeal, but I shrunk.
03:24:05:0803:24:09:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Does he make any noise when he shrinks that might wake me up or something? Is that possible?
03:24:08:1803:24:12:18Chris [TBD]you in his room wait are we in that room with him
03:24:12:0103:24:15:15Brin [GM]like an oh shit no you barely shrink at all
03:24:12:1303:24:14:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I think I’m next to her room.
03:24:15:0503:24:21:09Chris [TBD]yeah he doesn’t shrink much remember it’s just like high water
03:24:15:1303:24:16:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I go like
03:24:17:0603:24:23:25Brin [GM]okay oh you’re fine then that’s fine that’s right the high water i forgot about that
03:24:18:0103:24:21:11Dave [Xeros]86% of my actual height. Remember it’s just high waters?
03:24:23:0903:24:23:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah,
03:24:23:2303:24:24:08Chris [TBD]Caprice
03:24:23:2503:24:35:05Brin [GM]that’s been okay okay that’s fun you you can go through walls okay it’s nothing it’s
03:24:31:2203:24:35:03Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to walk right through it. Hey, this looks like…
03:24:35:0503:24:45:26Brin [GM]special it is a big wait what did you roll really bad so yeah you’re not is it yeah but You can go through walls. It doesn’t matter.
03:24:39:2903:24:43:19Dave [Xeros]I rolled a one, but that’s investigation to find out if there’s a door there.
03:24:45:0103:24:49:05Dave [Xeros]I can go through walls. I shouldn’t have even, like, done that. It’s just like… I’m like, oh!
03:24:46:1503:24:55:13Brin [GM]Okay, so you go in here and you go into this small room right here
03:24:46:1603:24:48:14Chris [TBD]He leans his hand and gets it like
03:24:50:0803:24:51:14Dave [Xeros]It fall through the wall.
03:24:55:1303:25:00:01Brin [GM]and there is an obscene amount of gold and treasure in there.
03:24:59:2503:25:00:10Chris [TBD]What?
03:25:02:0203:25:02:25Dave [Xeros]How much?
03:25:02:1603:25:13:03Steve [Nortle]You’re incorporeal, though. keeps trying to grab the money
03:25:05:0403:25:06:02Brin [GM]Coins without nothing.
03:25:05:2803:25:08:22Dave [Xeros]I got my pants on. I’m just going to start shoveling.
03:25:10:2703:25:14:01Brin [GM]Okay, there’s a chest. There’s a check.
03:25:13:0303:25:16:02Steve [Nortle]and just falls to the ground.
03:25:13:2303:25:14:22Brin [GM][laughter]
03:25:16:1103:25:19:29Chris [TBD]Like Sisyphus I am bound to try and grab the treasure
03:25:21:2903:25:31:21Brin [GM]You’re going to have to roll something, because there’s no way that this is quiet. You touching all these gold points and stuff.
03:25:31:1703:25:46:23Chris [TBD]okay now that’s fine uh what do you want to roll slide a hand six
03:25:31:2603:25:36:26Dave [Xeros]Okay. No, that’s fine. What do you want me to roll? Another stealth check?
03:25:41:2903:25:45:11Brin [GM]Sleight of hand. Let’s do it. Sleights of hand…
03:25:43:1003:25:43:29Dave [Xeros]Sleight of hand?
03:25:44:2203:25:46:13Steve [Nortle]Don’t you have plus 12 on that?
03:25:47:2503:25:48:26Dave [Xeros]That’s my performance.
03:25:48:1703:25:51:00Brin [GM]I mean, why are we even bothering with these rules?
03:25:49:0503:25:49:23Steve [Nortle]Oh, performance.
03:25:52:0803:25:57:02Dave [Xeros]No, I mean I’m good on that. So sleight of hand is a plus six so 17
03:25:57:1103:25:57:20Brin [GM]Okay.
03:25:58:2103:26:09:24Brin [GM]So basically, because Marie drank a little more than she wanted to, She’s pretty, she’s in a deeper sleep than she had planned.
03:26:11:0903:26:20:29Brin [GM]You are free to take anything at this room. And you won’t know the extent of what you took until you thoroughly search through it.
03:26:25:1103:26:26:26Dave [Xeros]I have two
03:26:28:1103:26:31:24Dave [Xeros]connected bags of holding. I can put sew
03:26:29:1903:26:42:02Steve [Nortle]I think it would
03:26:31:2203:26:36:07Brin [GM]is what like 130 cubic square feet of space.
03:26:36:2503:26:38:23Dave [Xeros]on the actual bag of holding itself
03:26:38:2203:26:41:22Brin [GM]Yeah, what is like 65 cubic feet?
03:26:42:0203:26:45:14Steve [Nortle]be pounds actually because it can only hold up to 500 pounds right?
03:26:45:2903:26:53:28Brin [GM]That’s right. It is 500 pounds, but if you have two of them together, I don’t know, it’s 1 ,000 pounds.
03:26:47:2703:26:48:28Dave [Xeros]we’re using encumbrance
03:26:53:0503:26:56:00Steve [Nortle]Yeah Yeah, and I mean gold is actually really heavy.
03:26:55:2803:27:01:28Brin [GM]Yeah, it is. But there’s a chest in there, some jewelry.
03:27:03:2403:27:15:02Dave [Xeros]honestly like I still have so much space. Like I have 10,000 gold pieces right now but I will just dump as much into there
03:27:14:1703:27:18:29Brin [GM]Yes, you can’t. Okay. You’re going for like the gold pile or stuff in the chest?
03:27:15:0203:27:16:02Dave [Xeros]as I can.
03:27:19:2203:27:21:08Dave [Xeros]I’ll open the chest to find out what’s in there.
03:27:21:2903:27:22:25Brin [GM]The chest is locked.
03:27:24:0103:27:28:02Dave [Xeros]I will use a sleight of hand check to try to open it.
03:27:28:0103:27:29:22Brin [GM]All right. Do it to it.
03:27:30:2903:27:32:02Chris [TBD]That’s an actual
03:27:31:0503:27:33:20Dave [Xeros]That’s a natural 19, so 25 on that.
03:27:37:0003:27:41:14Brin [GM]you just you give it there you and
03:27:38:0403:27:45:24Dave [Xeros]I use my ghost app too. I go into the back of it and just touch the push button on the backside of it and it just clicks! Yeah, it’s one of those.
03:27:43:0803:27:45:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Ah, it’s one of those.
03:27:45:0203:27:49:03Brin [GM]i mean with that roll her key would just like magically float to you
03:27:47:2003:27:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:27:47:2903:27:48:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:27:49:0103:27:50:10Chris [TBD]push button
03:27:51:1803:27:56:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Meanwhile I’m having a nightmare in my sleep about not being able to open that case.
03:27:51:2403:27:52:28Steve [Nortle]It’s like…
03:27:52:2403:27:56:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:27:54:1203:27:57:18Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:27:55:1103:27:55:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:27:56:0903:27:57:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:27:57:2503:28:00:25Brin [GM]you look closer at it it was actually just like it latched people up
03:28:00:2003:28:09:13Dave [Xeros]yeah oh it’s it’s one of those okay well that’s fine what’s
03:28:04:0103:28:16:00Brin [GM]so you didn’t really need a key you it was a mechanical lock on the front just to latch I’m just joking um. It’s really dark in there. You once
03:28:06:2503:28:07:14Chris [TBD]fantastic
03:28:09:1303:28:23:18Dave [Xeros]in the chest no like
03:28:16:0003:28:21:01Brin [GM]you look through, I mean you’re you’re in or I mean are you in a rush? Because your friends being wheeled away on stretchers?
03:28:21:2703:28:25:09Chris [TBD]very distracted I would say this is not helping us out at all
03:28:23:1803:28:31:14Dave [Xeros]this thing is at this point i know that they’re probably going downstairs because this is a rambler castle
03:28:31:1403:28:42:25Dave [Xeros]you said it out loud so if and a rammler is the is the exact same on top as his own bottom So if I use my ghost step,
03:28:31:1603:28:32:13Brin [GM]Damn it!
03:28:36:2003:28:38:19Brin [GM]I should have did another story
03:28:42:2903:28:54:14Dave [Xeros]I can just sink through the floor and go straight down. So I’m going to take some time and just… I’ll rummage through it And I actually have a… I can cast light with my cleric spells now
03:28:53:1903:29:01:28Brin [GM]okay there is there is a time limit on this before people start getting hurt
03:28:54:1403:28:55:07Dave [Xeros]so I’ll cast light
03:29:01:2803:29:05:22Dave [Xeros]It’s like the Toys R Us toy grab
03:29:07:2203:29:18:12Dave [Xeros]You guys are way too young for that Back in the day you could do this thing where you could go to ToysRUs No, no It was the 1990s
03:29:09:0303:29:16:06Jesse [Foulclaw]back in the 1900s
03:29:09:0303:29:24:06Chris [TBD]Back in the day, you could do this thing where you can go to a truck and run
03:29:09:1203:29:12:17Brin [GM]I knew that there there is A Toys R Us once
03:29:12:2603:29:17:12Steve [Nortle]That is true.
03:29:17:2603:29:29:06Steve [Nortle]It was the 1900s, that That was the dream.
03:29:20:0303:29:26:16Dave [Xeros]and you could win a sweepstakes where you could take a cart, and you can run around Toys R Us to put anything you wanted into it.
03:29:21:2403:29:28:27Jesse [Foulclaw]uh -huh that’s
03:29:28:2903:29:33:04Brin [GM]i’m gonna say you i mean you’re worried
03:29:33:0403:29:42:26Brin [GM]you don’t have time to see what’s in this chest out of the room or the chest
03:29:33:2303:29:33:26Dave [Xeros]Okay.
03:29:36:0303:29:41:02Dave [Xeros]Can I roll a D100 and the percentage is the amount of stuff I take out of the room?
03:29:42:2603:29:43:18Dave [Xeros]The chest.
03:29:42:2603:29:52:07Brin [GM]the room you could not take everything it would take you too long because it’s it’s obscene how
03:29:46:2203:29:47:09Dave [Xeros]That’s fine.
03:29:49:0703:29:49:27Dave [Xeros]Out of the chest.
03:29:53:2003:29:54:03Dave [Xeros]I’ll come back.
03:29:58:0203:30:00:04Dave [Xeros]78% of whatever is in the chest that I take.
03:29:58:1803:30:10:28Jesse [Foulclaw]a
03:30:02:1103:30:10:08Chris [TBD]the rest of the room, I need
03:30:02:1703:30:05:26Dave [Xeros]And then for the rest of the group, do you want me to make another roll?
03:30:09:1103:30:10:20Dave [Xeros]I need to know
03:30:10:2803:30:22:22Jesse [Foulclaw]constitution check if, can I see if my indigestion wakes me up in my sleep if I fail this perhaps oh good it’s a 9 i think
03:30:23:1603:30:24:24Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
03:30:24:0203:30:28:29Brin [GM]you’re gonna you’re going to rumble and you’re Gonna roll on your sleep a little bit
03:30:29:2403:30:30:16Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
03:30:30:2203:30:41:11Brin [GM]and you’re gonna go right back okay what are we rolling all right i you know
03:30:35:0303:30:41:29Dave [Xeros]get 62 % of the rest of the room. That’s not huge, so 78% of the chest
03:30:35:1403:30:38:13Chris [TBD]not me.
03:30:41:1103:30:43:01Brin [GM]I don’t care about these people that’s fine
03:30:42:0903:30:53:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I was thinking if I fail the constitution because I’m for the ingestion, then I’m like destroying the bed. And I was
03:30:43:0603:30:44:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:30:53:2703:30:58:28Jesse [Foulclaw]thinking if I failed that would wake me up if I failed
03:30:57:2103:31:05:02Brin [GM]you’re right you know what okay so basically you’re you’re playing the uno card your uno
03:30:59:0903:31:00:04Chris [TBD]Oh gosh!
03:31:01:0403:31:15:12Chris [TBD]I think
03:31:04:0303:31:06:23Dave [Xeros]It came out with the cloaca!
03:31:05:0203:31:13:03Brin [GM]reverse right now and you know uh you know why I think that’s great
03:31:05:1603:31:06:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Yay
03:31:13:0803:31:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i wake up horrified at what’s in the bed yeah
03:31:17:1503:31:19:10Steve [Nortle]good thing you have extra
03:31:18:0603:31:24:16Dave [Xeros]Oh your poor white feathers Ah it’s true
03:31:21:1003:31:22:28Brin [GM]now his doo -doo is white too
03:31:24:2603:31:35:19Jesse [Foulclaw]also i have a bonus on your advantage on stealth checks you leave no footprints scent or sound while walking around so no one else will know what
03:31:32:2303:31:34:23Steve [Nortle]that’s the important part
03:31:35:1903:31:47:02Jesse [Foulclaw]happened thankfully so um i remember when i wake up i remember i was kind of nervous about nortle
03:31:35:2003:31:51:07Brin [GM]the real reason he drank the drove ashes all right all right okay
03:31:47:0203:31:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]and so i want to like step through the wall to check on Nortle
03:31:53:2303:32:01:15Brin [GM]yourself just kidding yeah okay that’s great you peek in he’s
03:31:55:2203:31:57:14Jesse [Foulclaw]right in the ash, yeah
03:32:03:2203:32:12:09Dave [Xeros]You do hear like gold rumbling in the other room A lot of clattering Clattering.
03:32:07:2603:32:09:18Brin [GM]You hear a lot of, like, clinging.
03:32:11:0603:32:14:17Brin [GM]A lot of coin jingling and jangling.
03:32:14:1603:32:15:03Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
03:32:16:2803:32:19:11Brin [GM]And for some reason Marie hasn’t woken up.
03:32:22:1003:32:23:28Dave [Xeros]Just drink a lot.
03:32:22:2303:32:28:15Brin [GM]Sometimes when you’re in the DM you make really dumb choices and you don’t want to do it anymore.
03:32:30:0203:32:35:02Brin [GM]And I didn’t know that I’m being held against my will here.
03:32:36:2603:32:43:27Brin [GM]Anyways, so Dave’s Dave’s gonna leave the room now that he’s taken you’re gonna go down
03:32:37:0803:32:39:00Steve [Nortle]We’re invested now.
03:32:40:2203:32:42:12Dave [Xeros]I’m just going down.
03:32:41:0803:32:47:21Chris [TBD]just going down far, yeah, yeah I just ghosted at the basement.
03:32:44:0003:32:47:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. I just go step to the basement.
03:32:48:1203:32:50:01Brin [GM]you are
03:32:49:0603:32:52:02Dave [Xeros]I’m not gonna give Maria a chance to wake up.
03:32:55:2203:32:56:29Brin [GM]you drop down
03:32:57:0703:32:58:14Dave [Xeros]Yes, straight from The Treasure Room.
03:32:58:0103:33:00:23Jesse [Foulclaw]over here on the treasure room, right? On my side
03:32:58:2403:33:10:03Brin [GM]straight from the treasure room I’m trying to remember below him in space you drop right into the distillery and the storage for all
03:33:10:0303:33:14:12Brin [GM]of the drinks and alcohol we’re talking years
03:33:12:2503:33:14:05Dave [Xeros]How many vials of drinks
03:33:15:0703:33:16:20Dave [Xeros]percentage can I take?
03:33:16:0503:33:25:07Brin [GM]you know, you don’t understand. This is this room alone is supplying the place
03:33:24:0403:33:25:13Dave [Xeros]Most of Correia’s.
03:33:27:1703:33:27:28Dave [Xeros]Correius.
03:33:28:1303:33:38:26Brin [GM]Correus. They’re in giant barrels they do have there’s some wine bottles
03:33:38:2303:33:40:28Chris [TBD]When did you become a kleptomaniac?
03:33:41:2403:33:48:28Dave [Xeros]they these people are trying to kill you guys i’m gonna take his i’m going to i’m in a robin blind and save you
03:33:44:2303:33:46:09Steve [Nortle]doing nothing to stop them!
03:33:45:1603:33:51:02Chris [TBD]Nothing at all to stuff him. I’m going to stuff my pockets full of everything I see!
03:33:46:0203:33:47:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:33:50:2903:33:52:10Jesse [Foulclaw]stealing golden drinks
03:33:52:2603:34:02:23Dave [Xeros]i they have to pay their tithing okay
03:33:57:2403:34:00:00Steve [Nortle]You will make them pay their time.
03:34:01:1503:34:04:14Brin [GM]that you now okay but you didn t see where
03:34:02:2303:34:08:20Dave [Xeros]okay my fire is still on
03:34:16:0403:34:26:17Jesse [Foulclaw]make a check to see if i know where anybody has got i would like to uh stealth or i would like to just fly over to the other rooms because they have silent feathers and i want to see
03:34:19:1603:34:20:16Chris [TBD]You’re awake now.
03:34:26:1703:34:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]if anybody else is in their rooms and then no my door is locked i was just passed out
03:34:29:0203:34:30:14Chris [TBD]Oh, you didn’t get taken.
03:34:36:0303:34:47:19Jesse [Foulclaw]um and so uh i would like to after i discover that nobody else is a room i want to try and investigate if i can see if there’s any trail or anything that would tell me where people are possibly so
03:34:47:0103:34:55:05Brin [GM]so there is no trail but let’s go to the basement they took him down in the basement
03:34:56:1103:35:03:16Dave [Xeros]figured it’s a it’s rambla castle i
03:35:00:2903:35:02:12Steve [Nortle]still disappointed by that
03:35:01:2603:35:10:15Brin [GM]up Dave okay I know hey so you come down these you come down these stairs
03:35:08:0403:35:09:15Jesse [Foulclaw]does anybody have a
03:35:14:0003:35:20:07Brin [GM]okay I no you’re not supposed to see that’s what excuse her pretend and you can’t see what’s in the stand we tried to figure that out we couldn’t do it
03:35:18:0803:35:23:10Chris [TBD]Nice. Not good.
03:35:20:0703:35:27:16Brin [GM]so it’s too late okay um okay here
03:35:25:2503:35:26:24Steve [Nortle]see what
03:35:27:1603:35:32:29Brin [GM]we have you are you’re floating around so dave is over here
03:35:28:1103:35:29:15Dave [Xeros]like a frankenstein’s
03:35:32:2903:35:41:25Brin [GM]he just dropped down about us right here okay you guys can see that right yeah drinks yes
03:35:37:1503:35:40:08Dave [Xeros]there can i take some of these other drinks just drinks
03:35:41:2503:35:53:11Brin [GM]okay so on back here and on this shelf right here are all the fancy schmancy drinks okay remember these are these are castle leary exclusive so they don’t have very many stock
03:35:46:1203:35:49:07Dave [Xeros]Okay, I just want to take one or two of each.
03:35:47:0103:35:48:11Chris [TBD]I just want to take one
03:35:53:1103:36:01:03Brin [GM]okay they have about five to ten of each okay two of each holy shit Dave
03:35:57:0503:35:58:21Dave [Xeros]I’ll take two of each.
03:36:01:2103:36:02:18Chris [TBD]Grady
03:36:01:2703:36:03:17Dave [Xeros]I’m going to rob you blind.
03:36:02:0303:36:10:20Brin [GM]okay they are just that’s great okay so this is like you I mean look at how many
03:36:10:2003:36:22:06Brin [GM]burrows in here this obscene it’s a massive facility they’re doing a lot of right great great work in here thanks um
03:36:16:1703:36:19:18Jesse [Foulclaw]a really cool map by the way This is really cool.
03:36:22:0603:36:31:10Brin [GM]um okay so you you float down yep you come down these stairs right here so you float done right there are a few servants that are still
03:36:23:0203:36:25:06Jesse [Foulclaw]And am I on the other side somewhere?
03:36:31:1003:36:37:19Brin [GM]sleeping in here okay there’s and just pretend there’s a lot more beds than there actually is
03:36:32:2003:36:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
03:36:39:0003:36:41:21Dave [Xeros]They’re like those triple quadruple bunk beds.
03:36:41:0603:36:41:22Chris [TBD]Yeah.
03:36:41:1803:36:43:21Brin [GM]that’s right they’re that’s it okay
03:36:42:2903:36:47:08Steve [Nortle]And they didn’t drink the moss soup, so they don’t have to worry about anything.
03:36:44:2703:36:46:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, high ceilings.
03:36:48:0703:36:59:00Brin [GM]they did quite a few shots in their games that they were playing they drink a lot. They’re all asleep, but four to six of these beds are empty.
03:36:53:0803:36:57:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, cool. Is there any like noise or…
03:37:01:0003:37:05:13Brin [GM]We’ll say we will say five of the beds are emptied. We’ll just be in the middle.
03:37:11:2703:37:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Is there any indication like is there any noise or anything that I detect or can I make an investigation to see if they pick up on any of the other servants who aren’t in beds, possibly.
03:37:24:0703:37:25:20Jesse [Foulclaw]People wandering around.
03:37:24:1003:37:30:07Brin [GM]there’s no noise. It’s very quiet.
03:37:32:1203:37:42:29Brin [GM]The only thing that you kind of hear it’s not necessarily something that you hear but it’s almost like you’re getting a small everyone is getting a small headache there’s like a almost like
03:37:42:2903:37:50:22Brin [GM]a pulsing kind of noise that you’ve been hearing since you walked into this castle
03:37:50:2203:37:59:12Brin [GM]now that you’re down in the basement you can tell that this noise is coming from here okay so Dave is putting on
03:37:59:0003:38:00:28Dave [Xeros]I put on my mask at the mindless.
03:38:00:2403:38:09:28Brin [GM]mask as a mindless okay so you don’t hear it anymore and you um you see
03:38:02:0003:38:02:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
03:38:02:2603:38:04:06Steve [Nortle]You’ll still get a headache.
03:38:09:2803:38:20:14Brin [GM]dave where is this opposite okay this door over here right there um
03:38:13:2503:38:14:05Dave [Xeros]I’m over there.
03:38:20:1403:38:27:29Brin [GM]there it’s glowing they’re on the handle all over the place there’s a few kegs especially on the shelf that you just took stuff around
03:38:27:2903:38:36:20Brin [GM]it’s glowing okay it’s bit it’s like it’s kind of like traces like radiation kind of trace looking okay
03:38:29:1503:38:30:20Dave [Xeros]Jackson Pollock
03:38:31:2503:38:32:12Dave [Xeros]door.
03:38:37:1003:38:38:02Chris [TBD]Not here.
03:38:38:2903:38:40:23Brin [GM]no noise that you’re hearing but
03:38:39:0203:38:46:27Jesse [Foulclaw]But I can detect the pulsing and kind of the intensity getting stronger. I’m going to…
03:38:46:1903:38:48:05Brin [GM]on where you go like hot we’ll play
03:38:49:1103:38:54:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I want to try and get closer to it. That’s my instinct is that wherever
03:38:57:0803:39:06:04Brin [GM]you’re yeah you’re definitely if you’re trying to get closer to that you’re either gonna be back here is
03:39:06:0403:39:18:04Brin [GM]where it’s going to be closer right here is where it gonna be closer in the back of this pantry okay there’s a few places but that you would feel yeah because
03:39:14:1503:39:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]it like gets stronger like any of those places i go it’s kind of divided uh
03:39:18:0403:39:27:10Brin [GM]that’s like going towards works so you can decide we want to go this is this right here’s like it’s hard to tell this is like a library
03:39:28:2403:39:33:12Brin [GM]hey this is a really big pantry this is the servant quarters that’s their
03:39:36:0903:39:47:19Jesse [Foulclaw]in a minute but uh i’m gonna go uh i mean to silently fly over to the library area and
03:39:36:2403:39:37:23Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:39:37:1303:39:38:08Chris [TBD]Ha ha ha!
03:39:47:1903:39:54:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to go browse around there and see if the signal gets stronger over there where it happens.
03:39:54:1903:40:02:00Brin [GM]so towards you come back here and this is the sucks because i have so many there’s so many fun details in this that you can do
03:40:03:2903:40:13:13Brin [GM]it’s too bad i can’t like anyways okay so you notice these are all bookshelves along the walls right here okay and there’s all these bookshels in
03:40:13:1303:40:19:10Brin [GM]the middle this is like you’re loving it in here your little drunk self okay and
03:40:20:2203:40:31:22Brin [GM]there these books are bookshelves or kind of in sets of three and then all sudden there’s this random one but it’s a different look its shorter it looks weird. The books, the books
03:40:31:2203:40:40:06Brin [GM]are really close together it’s not great Dave when you put this hood on you feel something hit you on the top
03:40:40:0603:40:46:26Brin [GM]of your head it falls out the bottom okay you’re gonna pick it up and it’s a
03:40:42:2103:40:42:29Chris [TBD]Oh.
03:40:46:2603:40:54:19Brin [GM]little ring hey you’ve picked up I wish it was because I would wear it
03:40:55:2403:40:57:11Jesse [Foulclaw]And take over the world!
03:40:57:1803:40:59:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:40:57:2203:41:00:00Dave [Xeros]and disappear and walk out of their room.
03:40:58:2403:41:02:20Steve [Nortle]you’d have a dread instead of a dark lord
03:41:01:0303:41:02:01Dave [Xeros]I got a ring
03:41:03:1603:41:11:10Brin [GM]yeah you picked up the Ring of Keys okay
03:41:10:2903:41:11:16Chris [TBD]Nice.
03:41:11:1003:41:15:29Brin [GM]this is this is a mechanical thing
03:41:17:1103:41:25:29Brin [GM]it’s not magical but i mean it probably should be honestly i shouldn’t yes um okay
03:41:21:2303:41:23:18Dave [Xeros]like an artificer style
03:41:25:2903:41:37:22Brin [GM]it’s a ring that works like a swiss army knife but instead of different useful tools it contains multiple types of shape shifting they’re like the
03:41:37:2203:41:46:16Brin [GM]their master keys but they’re flexible so they can change shape okay i don’t want anything to be magical
03:41:43:1303:41:44:09Dave [Xeros]Got it
03:41:47:2303:41:56:23Brin [GM]okay it can it can open only non-magical doors and when you ring it when you wear the ring when you grab put it near the keyhole
03:41:57:1203:42:05:03Brin [GM]it kind of it like extends into your finger and you can the key hole and it will change the shape r2d to it exactly that’s great
03:42:04:1603:42:05:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Very cool.
03:42:05:1703:42:07:26Steve [Nortle]And if you get socked, you go what?
03:42:09:1003:42:16:17Chris [TBD]Go fly back and hit the wall. I’m going to lock up the door that…
03:42:11:2603:42:14:15Brin [GM]so you find that ring
03:42:15:0703:42:26:18Dave [Xeros]walk up to the door that has the Jackson Pollock all on it um is it locked hey no time like a present i
03:42:21:1603:42:22:18Brin [GM]it is locked
03:42:26:1803:42:30:06Dave [Xeros]put that ring on and i reach the door and see if
03:42:31:0403:42:31:13Brin [GM]and
03:42:32:2003:42:44:04Brin [GM]this ring does have charges you can only use this once per short rest you can technically use it up to three times but it gets very hot
03:42:38:0803:42:38:24Chris [TBD]Oh.
03:42:44:0403:42:52:08Brin [GM]as you use it if you use more than once during a short I hate that you got this mask
03:42:44:2903:42:45:15Chris [TBD]Oh, okay.
03:42:45:1503:42:53:06Dave [Xeros]i’m immune to fire damage i
03:42:53:0603:43:07:11Dave [Xeros]know
03:42:53:2203:43:00:08Brin [GM]You weren’n supposed to go in that room full of gold. You’re just, you’re a greedy little bastard and I’m sick of this shit
03:42:55:0103:42:55:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:42:56:0903:42:56:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:43:00:2903:43:01:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:43:03:0203:43:06:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i will say here you said it’s non-magical though
03:43:06:1903:43:08:25Chris [TBD]I know but it’s not
03:43:07:1103:43:17:19Dave [Xeros]but it’s not yeah i cannot i cannot be burnt
03:43:07:2203:43:12:23Jesse [Foulclaw]i feel like there could be a difference between the mechanical versus of magic sort of burning
03:43:09:1103:43:10:19Brin [GM]Any time the heat
03:43:12:1803:43:16:06Chris [TBD]it gets tighter and tighter yeah I I I
03:43:17:1903:43:23:01Dave [Xeros]like i actually have immunity to all fun so if it’s anything that will burn me
03:43:22:0003:43:22:11Chris [TBD]there’s anything
03:43:24:1603:43:25:08Chris [TBD]something else
03:43:27:0203:43:28:17Dave [Xeros]and it slowly starts shrinking
03:43:28:0003:43:31:26Chris [TBD]it gets colder and colder then
03:43:32:2203:43:37:11Dave [Xeros]then I have to turn my fire on to counteract the coolness
03:43:34:1403:43:35:08Chris [TBD]put my fire on
03:43:37:1403:43:38:03Chris [TBD]there you go
03:43:42:0703:43:44:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:43:45:0603:43:46:01Brin [GM]Why am I here?
03:43:48:0003:43:55:24Jesse [Foulclaw]can i while i am uh browsing these bookshelves before i find this smaller one do i notice any
03:43:55:2403:44:01:03Jesse [Foulclaw]spell scrolls or can i roll see if i find any spell scroll in this library what do you want
03:44:07:0903:44:10:04Brin [GM]yeah do um i don’t know what
03:44:09:2803:44:14:03Chris [TBD]If he’s looking for it, then it’d be investigation. He’s seeking
03:44:14:2203:44:25:27Dave [Xeros]i would do the investigation for history and then from there you roll to find out how many scrolls you’ll find and then From There I Would Roll To Find Out What Level Of Scroll It Is
03:44:17:1803:44:24:22Chris [TBD]And then from there, I would both knock out what levels
03:44:22:1603:44:35:26Jesse [Foulclaw]um
03:44:26:2103:44:31:09Brin [GM]because this this uh this library down here it’s epic there’s some cool
03:44:35:2603:44:43:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay let’s do an
03:44:43:1203:44:49:06Jesse [Foulclaw]investigation to start um i do have my feature tides of chaos which gives me an advantage
03:44:50:1703:44:54:03Jesse [Foulclaw]on an ability check so i’m gonna have that active say
03:44:55:2603:45:07:06Jesse [Foulclaw]ha i did okay uh i rolled an 18 to find some scrolls and then you said roll again for
03:45:07:0603:45:08:13Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
03:45:10:1103:45:18:13Dave [Xeros]roll A d12 for that and Then From There You Want To Roll Spell Scrolls yeah go all The Way Up To
03:45:16:0403:45:16:27Steve [Nortle]That’s a 10.
03:45:18:1303:45:26:09Dave [Xeros]level 10 right or 7 yeah for like spell levels i think it goes up to 10 doesn’t it
03:45:21:1603:45:22:18Steve [Nortle]For spells?
03:45:26:2303:45:33:23Steve [Nortle]I mean, I would not go that high for us at level 6 because…
03:45:29:2903:45:40:01Dave [Xeros]yeah because then you get like finger of death but oh eight spells rolls uh i would do d6 then
03:45:33:0103:45:33:29Jesse [Foulclaw]eight
03:45:36:1003:45:47:04Jesse [Foulclaw]spell scrolls for the level this is just each spell three
03:45:37:2703:45:39:09Chris [TBD]I would use
03:45:40:0103:45:50:04Dave [Xeros]for the level of spell yeah so it’s like yeah three that’s right where we’re at anyways
03:45:50:0403:45:57:16Dave [Xeros]because i think that’s are you at level three spells okay so eight levels yeah
03:45:51:0903:45:52:27Chris [TBD]Are you good? I am, yeah.
03:45:54:1803:45:58:01Jesse [Foulclaw]so I have eight scrolls with levels
03:45:54:2903:45:55:20Brin [GM]three spells
03:45:58:1903:45:59:28Chris [TBD]Jeez Louise!
03:45:59:0903:46:02:14Jesse [Foulclaw]and then I would like to
03:46:03:2103:46:13:23Jesse [Foulclaw]investigate this weird bookshelf and see if there’s it’s maybe a secret door or something
03:46:14:2003:46:15:08Chris [TBD]Try pushing.
03:46:15:1803:46:24:19Brin [GM]is some real dupety and stuff we got going on here what do you think these secret word but just like pretend that you can’t see the
03:46:24:1903:46:32:23Brin [GM]laboratory that’s half of the map okay it’s been a lot of time on this I really
03:46:32:2303:46:39:23Brin [GM]did though I okay see and I didn’t know about
03:46:34:0303:46:38:04Dave [Xeros]next time if we can load it into dungeon alchemist next time for you
03:46:46:0003:46:54:19Brin [GM]hey so you these um the books on this shelf are all fake
03:46:54:1903:47:05:20Brin [GM]and they’re very tight together okay and there’s one of them all of them are um like leather
03:47:06:1903:47:16:13Brin [GM]actual book materials and then there’s on that’s metal okay
03:47:13:0403:47:25:04Jesse [Foulclaw]i want I touched the metal book i’ve never seen actually i’ve seen some plates before but not not quite like this though are they gold
03:47:16:1303:47:19:03Brin [GM]um the more
03:47:22:1003:47:30:01Brin [GM]it’s crazy because they’re like gold they were buried on a hill long time ago okay
03:47:30:0103:47:39:22Brin [GM]um the closer you look at this metal book you see it has letters on the spine of it
03:47:39:2203:47:49:19Brin [GM]one of the letters is like um it’s not like you could put a key in there
03:47:49:2803:48:00:29Brin [GM]it’s a keyhole yes it’s engraved but it’s empty engraving okay so you’re trying can’t take the
03:47:53:0803:47:57:29Jesse [Foulclaw]empty okay ooh okay hmm
03:48:05:1603:48:10:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i’d like to make the strength check to see if i can actually take any of these books just kidding i have no
03:48:09:2703:48:12:07Dave [Xeros]have a do you know messaging or anything like that
03:48:10:2803:48:20:08Jesse [Foulclaw]strength messaging i don’t
03:48:13:2403:48:18:19Dave [Xeros]like message do you have any way to contact us
03:48:20:0803:48:27:23Jesse [Foulclaw]know yeah i have my quill maybe i’ll send a message to la donna real
03:48:34:1903:48:46:12Chris [TBD]while they’re trying to figure that out is there anything at all the nortle and i could be doing or we just kind of no it’s totally fine i just want to make sure you weren’t waiting for us I want to open the door.
03:48:41:2303:48:42:06Brin [GM]sorry
03:48:44:2503:48:47:16Dave [Xeros]want to open the door, I need to look in and see
03:48:45:2403:48:57:05Brin [GM]yeah yeah i thought you did you already open it or no yeah okay okay because you can i mean
03:48:50:2803:48:56:15Chris [TBD]Yeah, he unlocked it. Then we got angry that heats up and burns
03:48:51:0103:48:57:26Dave [Xeros]yeah, I used it then we got angry because it heats up because they can’t burn me
03:48:57:0503:49:04:04Brin [GM]you can I mean if you want to because you hear i mean you i don’t know i would say that you
03:49:04:0403:49:11:16Brin [GM]would be able to hear him fiddling around with all the wine bottles and stuff like that
03:49:12:1403:49:22:04Jesse [Foulclaw]uh no i think it kind of was like the one action yeah so i’ve just been silently flying around
03:49:12:2903:49:14:23Dave [Xeros]you’re still incorporeal aren’t you
03:49:16:0403:49:16:22Chris [TBD]Ashen
03:49:19:0303:49:19:18Dave [Xeros]cool
03:49:19:0603:49:19:19Chris [TBD]Yeah
03:49:22:0403:49:33:28Jesse [Foulclaw]castle um yeah um
03:49:25:0103:49:31:14Brin [GM]mean if you guys want to find each other you could do that or because i mean you’re kind of at an impasse right now there’s not much you can do
03:49:33:0303:49:35:09Brin [GM]because he’s got the fing ring of keats
03:49:33:2803:49:43:26Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um yeah i’ll go investigate the uh distillery i’ll sneak around the corner is there a doorway here next to the library
03:49:43:1103:49:45:25Brin [GM]yeah yes you just go well you can’t go through right here but
03:49:45:1803:49:50:00Jesse [Foulclaw]if i can go and go around and i can peek around the corner. It’s the arrows, maybe?
03:49:50:2303:50:09:05Dave [Xeros]i got a mask on and like he extended from my finger yeah if
03:49:57:1403:50:03:11Brin [GM]okay oh and this is now that you guys are down in this basement I need you to do
03:50:02:0103:50:03:22Jesse [Foulclaw]The rest of you looks the same though.
03:50:05:0303:50:06:26Brin [GM]I’m pretty sure this would be a con save
03:50:08:0703:50:10:00Brin [GM]Do it. Both of you roll a con
03:50:08:1403:50:08:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
03:50:09:0503:50:09:16Dave [Xeros]it’s
03:50:14:0603:50:14:24Jesse [Foulclaw]I do.
03:50:14:1203:50:16:23Brin [GM]You have to work I mean not Roll it
03:50:20:0903:50:22:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to use my Tides of Chaos this time.
03:50:25:1403:50:26:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I got a 16.
03:50:26:2503:50:27:19Brin [GM]Okay, sweet
03:50:28:2003:50:30:07Brin [GM]So, you’re okay right now
03:50:30:1603:50:33:22Jesse [Foulclaw]But I have my little wobbly… I kind of have a headache and stuff from this thing.
03:50:32:2603:50:35:18Brin [GM]Yes Yeah, you absolutely can hear That
03:50:34:0103:50:37:13Dave [Xeros]eyes are like totally dilated
03:50:36:2403:50:48:21Brin [GM]helping okay and you already went to the distillery did you go in already or are you still
03:50:36:2803:50:38:18Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s like blowing up in my head.
03:50:38:1203:50:39:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:50:47:2603:50:53:07Dave [Xeros]no i’m still like there like i’m just gonna turn like if foul claw comes
03:50:49:1403:50:50:10Brin [GM]hanging out
03:50:50:2703:51:00:18Jesse [Foulclaw]you just see a giant eyeball around the corner trying to figure out arrows
03:50:51:2903:50:55:06Brin [GM]you hear the creak of this door right here
03:50:59:0803:51:00:04Chris [TBD]who’s that
03:51:08:2303:51:12:22Brin [GM]it’s like really, the stitches look great it’s in great shape
03:51:12:0203:51:13:23Dave [Xeros]it’s beautiful
03:51:16:2603:51:20:18Jesse [Foulclaw]have anything to hide but why
03:51:18:1203:51:28:21Dave [Xeros]I know Millie gave it to me she said I won the game she said it’ll help and she’s kind of nice
03:51:29:2003:51:35:08Brin [GM]you will soon though your time is running out
03:51:29:2103:51:32:02Dave [Xeros]I don’t have a headache do you have a headaches
03:51:32:1103:51:33:06Jesse [Foulclaw]a little bit
03:51:33:2803:51:37:19Dave [Xeros]I got 10 minutes right hey, I found a key though
03:51:34:1403:51:38:06Jesse [Foulclaw]do you have a key?
03:51:38:2903:51:42:23Dave [Xeros]did you find a door
03:51:39:0903:51:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw]uh, I think there might be something over here we can use that for
03:51:44:0503:51:45:12Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah, come with me
03:51:47:1103:51:52:07Dave [Xeros]go down the hall my bag and my bag of holding pants are like,
03:51:47:2203:51:49:02Jesse [Foulclaw]to the library
03:51:53:2703:51:58:26Dave [Xeros]I’m like there’s so much cash in the fridge.
03:51:57:2503:52:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw]what is the animated robin hood when they’re like stealing all the gold
03:52:02:1703:52:03:25Steve [Nortle][laughter]
03:52:02:1703:52:03:25Brin [GM][laughter]
03:52:03:0603:52:04:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:52:05:2403:52:11:04Dave [Xeros]My cargo pant pockets are just .
03:52:12:0403:52:12:19Jesse [Foulclaw]awesome
03:52:14:2603:52:18:13Jesse [Foulclaw]that metal book on the books do you see that
03:52:18:0703:52:24:07Dave [Xeros]Yep, I activate the ring And I R2D too with this
03:52:19:2403:52:33:13Steve [Nortle]my hand
03:52:23:2403:52:26:04Brin [GM]And it’s hot and Aeros likes it.
03:52:26:1703:52:27:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:52:27:2803:52:30:01Dave [Xeros]This is so…
03:52:28:0303:52:31:28Brin [GM]It’s like burning his finger. It’s turning him on.
03:52:29:1903:52:30:27Jesse [Foulclaw]that looks kind of hot
03:52:32:0403:52:33:01Chris [TBD]Like
03:52:32:0803:52:35:23Dave [Xeros]My hand starts on fire
03:52:38:0703:52:38:27Dave [Xeros]oh yeah
03:52:40:1103:52:41:08Dave [Xeros]that’s where it’s at
03:52:40:1103:52:43:29Brin [GM]Alright. Okay. The door opens.
03:52:43:2103:52:47:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I would like to hide around the corner when this thing opens
03:52:49:1903:52:51:17Dave [Xeros]you are such a pansy
03:52:49:2003:52:59:04Brin [GM]How… how long how longer you’re small again your are one it’s just when i so you’re good now right yeah you’re definitely good okay
03:52:54:1703:53:04:19Chris [TBD]Oh in that case I’d be full size too Unless you want to
03:52:54:1803:52:58:00Jesse [Foulclaw]no, I’m yeah, because it’s middle of the night now so I’m back
03:52:59:0403:53:06:09Brin [GM]awesome you just barely you just fairly rolled yours though
03:53:04:0803:53:06:07Dave [Xeros]no, you just barely shrank
03:53:04:1903:53:08:28Chris [TBD]Ah yeah Yeah That’s right
03:53:06:0103:53:07:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it was to see if you woke up
03:53:08:1303:53:16:08Brin [GM]yes it was pretty recent yeah you guys have been in there less than less than 10 minutes okay
03:53:15:1703:53:17:05Dave [Xeros]because I put my mask on
03:53:17:2903:53:18:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
03:53:18:0403:53:29:11Brin [GM]okay awesome all right you have five minutes left on your mask deal does that sound good even though it’s a little distorted you take
03:53:20:2703:53:22:01Dave [Xeros]what’s in the door?
03:53:24:2603:53:28:15Dave [Xeros]alright, if I take it off and put it back on, what happens
03:53:29:1103:53:35:08Brin [GM]a deep breath you could put it right back but your headache on the other hand
03:53:31:2003:53:32:03Dave [Xeros]sweet
03:53:37:2203:53:39:14Dave [Xeros]you know how many times I’ve been hung over
03:53:42:0303:53:49:20Brin [GM]right you walk in to this crazy lab I mean
03:53:49:2003:54:04:18Brin [GM]this is outrageous okay this part the part of this lap ow I need to make you guys do a
03:53:57:2303:53:58:19Dave [Xeros]when do you want us to roll?
03:54:00:0403:54:00:28Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ll do it
03:54:01:0303:54:01:29Dave [Xeros]I’ll roll anything
03:54:04:1803:54:04:29Brin [GM]history
03:54:07:2803:54:18:08Steve [Nortle]that i’m
03:54:08:0403:54:08:16Jesse [Foulclaw]uh
03:54:09:2703:54:17:12Dave [Xeros]don’t even know what mine is because my thing died uh i think my
03:54:11:2203:54:15:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I wish that mine was better.
03:54:12:0103:54:14:21Brin [GM]it’s so weird being the dm i just want you guys all to fail
03:54:15:2503:54:27:19Brin [GM]you know i’m sorry you guys have been yeah i’m sure you guys are bored so awful everything in
03:54:16:0403:54:16:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, man.
03:54:18:0603:54:18:27Chris [TBD]much power.
03:54:18:0803:54:20:03Steve [Nortle]just asleep i’m asleep in my shell
03:54:20:1903:54:22:20Chris [TBD]Oh, no, no. It’s fine. I’m intrigued.
03:54:21:0503:54:21:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Ugh.
03:54:22:2103:54:23:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I got a seven.
03:54:27:0303:54:30:12Steve [Nortle]that’s what failure tastes like eros
03:54:30:0903:54:46:28Dave [Xeros]history but it’s
03:54:31:1503:54:40:17Brin [GM]it looks really like it was remodeled recently. Okay. Not old and decrepit, but it’s very
03:54:37:1903:54:39:17Chris [TBD]Not old and decrepit like this.
03:54:40:1703:54:44:22Brin [GM]it’s freakishly advanced. It should not be this
03:54:46:2803:54:53:00Dave [Xeros]not magic it’s it’s all artificer like mechanical
03:54:49:0203:54:51:07Jesse [Foulclaw]This is like Lashara’s lab times…
03:54:49:0803:54:56:06Brin [GM]This is all mechanical by the book
03:54:53:0003:55:00:10Dave [Xeros]goal i imagine there’s like a book that
03:55:00:1003:55:05:02Dave [Xeros]lashara had and in her trash that would probably explain
03:55:05:1503:55:07:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Jeez. It’s upstairs!
03:55:05:2603:55:13:06Brin [GM]mm -hmm okay as you open this door you see
03:55:13:0603:55:19:22Brin [GM]three hypnotized servants
03:55:19:2203:55:30:26Brin [GM]okay they’re over the bodies of nortle and TBD okay yep they are they are prepping the oar
03:55:25:0303:55:36:24Dave [Xeros]because he’s
03:55:25:1003:55:28:14Chris [TBD]They’re holding knives and scalpels. Ah!
03:55:32:2003:55:40:20Brin [GM]okay they’re having a really hard time with nortle though so one of one of the hypnotized
03:55:33:0403:55:33:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Sweet.
03:55:36:2403:55:45:26Dave [Xeros]inside his shell it’s like trying to crack an oyster
03:55:40:2003:55:47:28Brin [GM]servants is trying to reach in there and nortal is biting him naturally just
03:55:51:2403:55:52:28Steve [Nortle]jaws of life
03:55:52:2803:56:11:12Steve [Nortle]we threw
03:55:54:1103:56:03:06Chris [TBD]I mean, I’d be snoring still probably.
03:55:55:2903:56:07:08Brin [GM]and TBD um you’re and you’re tiny so they’re like they’re looking around for really small knives
03:56:07:0803:56:18:11Brin [GM]and they’re having a hard time finding a surgical kit that’s small enough okay no you just yep these hypnotized fools
03:56:11:1203:56:13:22Steve [Nortle]them some curveballs they just did not expect
03:56:15:1003:56:17:27Chris [TBD]Just delaying the inevitable.
03:56:18:1103:56:25:28Brin [GM]okay um you see there’s there’s like an andrews andrewscross is that what this thing
03:56:25:2803:56:37:03Brin [GM]is called I think right this like torture hang them up right here okay you see a creature these people are dead so don’t worry about them there’s nothing that you can do for them
03:56:37:0303:56:43:18Brin [GM]okay there is something chained up dangling from those chains right there
03:56:43:1803:56:51:07Brin [GM]hey as you get closer you see that it has white fur and ears
03:56:49:1003:56:49:24Chris [TBD]What?
03:56:50:1303:56:51:06Dave [Xeros]it’s basil
03:56:51:0703:56:58:14Brin [GM]okay both of Basil’s
03:56:51:1703:56:52:04Chris [TBD]No!
03:56:58:1403:57:05:26Brin [GM]hands are gone they have been cut off her gauntlets
03:56:59:2603:57:00:10Chris [TBD]No!
03:57:05:2603:57:14:08Brin [GM]are chilling over here on this table one of them is semi taken apart and these
03:57:08:0303:57:09:12Chris [TBD]She’s gonna have to put him a gauntlet.
03:57:15:2703:57:19:13Brin [GM]chains are just attached to her forearms right there
03:57:20:1903:57:30:15Brin [GM]okay and she’s unconscious and hanging there naturally
03:57:21:0403:57:26:16Dave [Xeros]um talk life i found a hands they’re over here and they’re both like this
03:57:30:1203:57:31:14Steve [Nortle]that’s how we know
03:57:30:2603:57:34:06Dave [Xeros]okay that’s how we know okay it’s basal
03:57:33:1503:57:41:29Brin [GM]it’s been confirmed okay the the hypnotized servants notice that you’re not supposed to be
03:57:41:2903:57:51:02Brin [GM]in there and they start walking towards you okay both of you before you do anything have to make another the
03:57:44:1403:57:45:07Dave [Xeros]okay
03:57:44:1403:57:45:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, okay.
03:57:52:1103:57:55:23Brin [GM]pulsing that you’re hearing. You have your mask on
03:57:57:2403:58:01:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Does that mask help with this? My gosh! My head! Ugh!
03:58:01:1003:58:10:16Brin [GM]have to make an other save because in this room it’s awful okay? The longer you’re exposed to this, the closer you get to be like these servants
03:58:04:2503:58:05:04Dave [Xeros]bad
03:58:11:2503:58:12:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, gosh.
03:58:14:0303:58:14:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh, ten.
03:58:15:2103:58:17:11Brin [GM]That’s a fail
03:58:18:0603:58:22:07Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s my second fail. Right, because I just did one before
03:58:20:1503:58:20:24Brin [GM]fail
03:58:23:0003:58:34:29Brin [GM]It’s of four whore fails ed and it’s not good okay coloring his eyes these people are not fighters these
03:58:30:1803:58:31:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
03:58:34:2903:58:45:28Brin [GM]serpents they’re sad little drones it’s like the crappiest hypnosis ever all right
03:58:39:0903:58:39:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh-huh.
03:58:46:1903:58:57:02Brin [GM]it’s, like we’re amateur so yeah you can decide what you want to do with them but They are coming after you, and they have knives. They look real tough
03:58:46:2603:58:49:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Can we just chain him up or something?
03:58:57:0203:58:59:03Brin [GM]And they’re like staggering
03:58:59:2003:59:02:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Um… I would like to cast
03:59:02:2203:59:03:08Steve [Nortle]the wrong hand
03:59:05:1603:59:07:22Brin [GM]My mom told me not to run with scissors
03:59:07:2603:59:13:11Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s three of them okay i would
03:59:08:1703:59:09:09Chris [TBD]That’s a true story.
03:59:11:0203:59:12:24Steve [Nortle]they have corks on their forks
03:59:12:2003:59:13:29Dave [Xeros]want to roll initiative
03:59:15:1703:59:18:01Brin [GM]Yes You guys help me
03:59:19:2003:59:20:20Brin [GM]This is trash
03:59:19:2303:59:21:05Dave [Xeros]I have
03:59:20:0103:59:22:26Jesse [Foulclaw]oh 18
03:59:21:2603:59:23:20Brin [GM]This is so boring, I’m sorry
03:59:22:2503:59:24:17Dave [Xeros]no, it’s not 17
03:59:24:2803:59:32:11Chris [TBD]Meta talk, I’ve got probably another 10 -15 in me so almost there.
03:59:28:0603:59:28:19Brin [GM]Honestly
03:59:30:1103:59:31:21Brin [GM]Yeah, it’s one in the morning
03:59:31:2203:59:34:11Steve [Nortle]Is there a 1240?
03:59:32:0803:59:37:03Dave [Xeros]want to leave the image of and Basil’s hands have been cut off
03:59:35:0503:59:35:29Brin [GM]In Basil
03:59:37:0203:59:38:02Chris [TBD]I love that.
03:59:37:0503:59:37:19Brin [GM]Yes
03:59:38:1203:59:44:23Dave [Xeros]just do it in a really cliffhanger-y and as you look
03:59:42:0803:59:45:22Chris [TBD]And as you look back again at Basil…
03:59:42:1003:59:53:15Brin [GM]and as she’s here by four arms you look over to the side and no joke her hands bloodied
03:59:47:1503:59:49:21Dave [Xeros]no, do it. I’m serious because then we can cut it
03:59:53:1504:00:04:04Brin [GM]laying on the table gauntlets taken apart no bueno she’s in bad shape she’s unconscious nortle TBD also
04:00:04:0404:00:11:12Brin [GM]not looking good and you know that’s like the cliffhanger.
04:00:07:2404:00:10:01Chris [TBD]Save us! Save me!
04:00:16:2904:00:17:14Dave [Xeros]Yay!
04:00:18:1804:00:19:17Dave [Xeros]Good job
04:00:20:0404:00:21:07Jesse [Foulclaw]heck yeah
04:00:23:1104:00:28:26Jesse [Foulclaw]okay that was like a horror movie I hated this whole castle the entire time
04:00:24:1504:00:27:19Chris [TBD]That was a little scary. Yep.

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