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Honorary Diploma

Jesse as GM · Steve as Nortle · Dave as Xeros · Chris as TBD · Brin as Basil

Honorary Diploma

Session start TC: 20:23:41:27 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3432 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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20:23:42:0320:23:52:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, exactly. It’s most of my ride here too there is a significant difference no ironically
20:23:45:2820:23:51:11Steve [Nortle]Because, do you like have your headphones off one ear or something?
20:23:52:0820:24:01:03Chris [TBD]what the way I sit the speakers are coming at me this way yeah maybe it
20:23:56:1620:24:01:00Steve [Nortle]Huh. Yeah well I feel that.
20:24:06:0420:24:11:28Jesse [GM]Do you hold your crying babies on one side or the other for a time?
20:24:11:0920:24:13:29Brin [Basil]Yeah, mine are all on the left arm.
20:24:14:2520:24:19:19Jesse [GM]Okay. All right, here Chris if you need to do that, here we go.
20:24:16:2020:24:23:21Brin [Basil]I have mom muscles in this arm but not this one. You can hold a baby for literally five hours straight!
20:24:21:2320:24:27:06Chris [TBD]the music hey guys
20:24:27:0620:24:35:03Chris [TBD]i don’t hear us cheese and whiskers what oh
20:24:32:2120:24:33:06Jesse [GM]Hear anything?
20:24:33:2320:24:45:17Brin [Basil]is this it? Is, is this the finale? Is it, is it Jesse? Is
20:24:35:0320:24:39:18Chris [TBD]i hear steve i hear steam
20:24:37:1420:24:39:28Steve [Nortle]Can I hear me? I think I can hear me!
20:24:42:1320:24:47:17Jesse [GM]I can hear Brynn Ooh, I’m pretty loud I can here you Yeah, I can Hear all of you
20:24:44:0720:24:50:01Chris [TBD]can you hear me oh maybe it’s my earphones it’s
20:24:45:1120:24:49:00Steve [Nortle]Can you hear me?! I can’t hear you…
20:24:45:1720:24:52:26Brin [Basil]it the finale? Hello yeah
20:24:50:0120:25:01:25Chris [TBD]my earphone they’re shorting out it’s it’s the air phones it’s your phone I would like no
20:24:52:0620:24:53:02Steve [Nortle]I can’t hear you.
20:24:52:2620:25:11:13Brin [Basil]I had to borrow headphones oh no
20:24:54:0020:24:57:24Jesse [GM]We’re just gonna have to Roll with that It’s part of your character TBD is hearing loss
20:24:59:2920:25:00:22Jesse [GM]TBD’s hearing loss
20:25:01:2520:25:06:14Chris [TBD]I got my other ones um I would liked it brought down a tiny
20:25:08:0820:25:12:02Steve [Nortle]And mine’s… I guess fine? I don’t know, I can only hear myself.
20:25:13:1920:25:15:25Jesse [GM]Pretty loud To me That’s okay But
20:25:17:1020:25:18:23Chris [TBD]time to invest in some really
20:25:22:2220:25:33:28Brin [Basil]are 12 dollars from Amazon am i? Yeah, and I don’t know we need
20:25:24:0820:25:27:01Steve [Nortle]I can hear you but you’re soft
20:25:24:1420:25:25:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:25:27:2920:25:30:20Chris [TBD]nice but it’s very loud for me
20:25:31:1420:25:32:16Jesse [GM]All kind Of Loud
20:25:33:2820:25:45:25Brin [Basil]do some testing. Testing, one two three! Did Dave redo everything
20:25:38:2720:25:45:19Chris [TBD]there they’re bear with us as we get there it’s a little better i mean even more if you can
20:25:38:2820:25:40:08Steve [Nortle]sibilance Sibilance
20:25:45:2520:25:53:11Brin [Basil]again? Oh,
20:25:48:0420:25:58:13Jesse [GM]yeah we’re like crank whoa that’s getting louder oh there we go yep that’s better that’s pretty good right there yeah
20:25:48:2920:25:52:08Steve [Nortle]The sound Okay Yeah Wow
20:25:52:0520:25:59:22Chris [TBD]wrong way not for me that’s way too loud
20:25:53:1120:26:04:05Brin [Basil]oh, oh the
20:25:53:1620:25:57:08Steve [Nortle]I’m getting some musical crossfading here Wow
20:25:58:1320:26:04:01Jesse [GM]oh oh yeah that’s still pretty loud okay
20:26:12:2420:26:16:10Jesse [GM]your question yes this
20:26:20:1920:26:29:22Chris [TBD]Look who you’re playing with.
20:26:25:0420:26:36:16Jesse [GM]of thought we would be done like the last two sessions so there’s a 0.01% chance that this turns into another session
20:26:30:2520:26:38:20Brin [Basil]Don’t I’ll take those odds i’ll
20:26:39:0120:26:40:29Chris [TBD]Me too, I’m not… I mean, I am almost there.
20:26:42:2220:26:43:03Chris [TBD]We will see.
20:26:45:0020:26:49:22Brin [Basil]I got a lot of stuff to do. I sound so loud.
20:26:51:0320:27:02:28Chris [TBD]There is no fun in that!
20:26:51:1320:26:51:23Jesse [GM]too
20:26:56:0220:26:57:22Steve [Nortle]if we don’t laugh is that what
20:26:57:1520:27:05:03Jesse [GM]if everybody’s serious for this session for once grow up this is a serious game
20:26:59:1320:27:02:16Brin [Basil]Yeah, nah that’s not- I’m sorry.
20:27:04:2420:27:10:29Chris [TBD]Oh, what is it? Because if you came expecting that, then you are a funny
20:27:06:1620:27:08:29Brin [Basil]Grow up this is a serious game!
20:27:06:1920:27:14:05Steve [Nortle]a buddy act like
20:27:12:2220:27:14:04Chris [TBD]and a talking turtle!
20:27:13:1520:27:14:26Brin [Basil]Act like it! That’s right.
20:27:14:0620:27:14:26Jesse [GM][laughter]
20:27:17:0020:27:23:14Chris [TBD]What did I see that was like, that is Basil for 100% Bunny. It’s a show.
20:27:24:1820:27:32:00Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah! My Hero Academia There’s a bunny character and if it’s a fighter, he freaking kicks ass That’s so good
20:27:27:1320:27:34:12Brin [Basil]The buddy character was a fighter. Surprising me? I’ve never seen them first. Is it? Okay. It’ll be my next watch.
20:27:30:2320:27:37:19Steve [Nortle]i can’t actually hear like the audio the angelic fire is kind of drowning everyone out
20:27:34:1620:27:36:24Chris [TBD]We’re on the last season And I’m just loving it
20:27:36:1520:27:41:03Brin [Basil]I gotta represent Apothecary Diaries by the way.
20:27:38:0120:27:47:00Jesse [GM]that too strong it’s down at our 30 percent I think it’s the level somewhere because on here it’s our usual like
20:27:40:1120:27:46:11Chris [TBD]Death Note Oh, Apothecary? I thought it was Death Note I just saw Diaries
20:27:42:2820:27:48:08Brin [Basil]This is English?
20:27:47:1320:27:55:10Jesse [GM]20 something but my voice is like way loud for everybody everybody’s pretty loud still
20:27:56:1720:27:58:07Chris [TBD]It is all very classic
20:27:59:2420:28:02:00Steve [Nortle]keep talking and let me know
20:28:03:0320:28:07:29Jesse [GM]will keep talking check check one two oh is that why dave
20:28:03:2120:28:06:14Chris [TBD]It might not be controlled through that anymore, Steve.
20:28:08:2420:28:20:18Chris [TBD]Maybe? No, it would be controlled probably if anything but That sounds louder
20:28:14:0720:28:17:22Brin [Basil]stream deck has like 662 buttons on it
20:28:15:2320:28:26:08Jesse [GM]talk oh wait something’s changing that changed what was that okay oh well i sound quieter yeah um
20:28:20:1820:28:20:29Chris [TBD]to me
20:28:22:2320:28:23:10Chris [TBD]Oh do you?
20:28:23:0720:28:25:00Brin [Basil]What way do you want me to go there?
20:28:26:0820:28:34:25Jesse [GM]go back a little bit like kind of quiet that’s perfect right there yeah yeah yeah that’s great okay i’m good I think you talk in yours.
20:28:30:2620:28:32:00Brin [Basil]That does sound good.
20:28:35:2120:28:40:26Chris [TBD]I’m talking in mine and mine’s feeling really loud but it’s starting to come down and I like that A little more please
20:28:41:0120:28:41:25Jesse [GM]I like that.
20:28:41:2720:28:53:09Chris [TBD]Just the volume There it is Actually a little more please even more yep keep going keep going keep going tested one two three yep that’s good thank you
20:28:50:2220:28:54:01Brin [Basil]I’m gonna keep my hands above the table
20:28:53:0920:29:00:23Chris [TBD]so much actually I don’t know can you go more yeah did I say something
20:28:56:1320:28:57:25Jesse [GM]Is he in the bishopric?
20:28:59:0420:29:00:02Jesse [GM]No way.
20:29:00:1220:29:12:08Brin [Basil]I’m so glad that you turned down the volume right as I did my freaking scream laugh. I have a scream laugh, uh, My sister won’t go to movie theaters with me because I’m in the back going GAAACK!
20:29:12:2320:29:13:24Jesse [GM]You’re That person
20:29:13:2520:29:18:18Brin [Basil]Yeah, I’m that person and she’s like You are just so embarrassing, I can’t
20:29:17:0420:29:19:03Chris [TBD]Steve you can do any more for me
20:29:20:0520:29:24:19Brin [Basil]But I’m a lot quieter which is what it is Let’s keep it like that
20:29:26:2120:29:30:23Chris [TBD]we need dave is like individual controls for each of us right
20:29:33:0620:29:34:05Brin [Basil]Guys
20:29:34:2520:29:36:24Chris [TBD]okay thank you steve that’s that’s good
20:29:38:2520:29:50:18Brin [Basil]you know what dave it’s just i mean it’s not good enough everything in this like we need to have we oh that’s true we
20:29:50:1820:30:01:10Brin [Basil]have it on tiktok of what this room actually looks like because I believe it deserves some recognition like we should be doing it really does
20:30:02:2520:30:05:06Brin [Basil]so feeling like a studio and here
20:30:05:1920:30:07:15Steve [Nortle]it’s a handmade table.
20:30:05:1920:30:10:19Dave [Xeros]the table yes told me been three years in
20:30:13:2620:30:22:24Steve [Nortle]I just love that we no longer have to move the couch out of the way for setup but it’s like… We’ll just leave it.
20:30:19:0120:30:19:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
20:30:21:2920:30:30:04Brin [Basil]we sword fight ready synchronized wand one two three
20:30:37:0720:30:41:12Brin [Basil]even try me I will slap your
20:30:39:0120:30:43:04Chris [TBD]Follow the words I don’t wanna…
20:30:42:1720:30:45:20Brin [Basil]the only thing you’ll be wanting for Christmas is your two front teeth
20:30:46:2620:30:51:20Jesse [GM]i don’t know why i’m there i donno why i am receiving all this hostility
20:30:52:2620:30:56:07Brin [Basil]you to do 10 more sessions. I’m not ready!
20:31:01:1520:31:05:15Jesse [GM]we’ll see you next year at the end of next year when bernie’s ready
20:31:05:2520:31:08:02Brin [Basil]I’m just literally will.
20:31:09:0720:31:11:08Brin [Basil]Not the end, but beginning of next year.
20:31:11:2720:31:15:18Jesse [GM]you’ll be great yeah, you’ll Be Fine January
20:31:14:2320:31:17:13Brin [Basil]It will be…
20:31:18:2820:31:19:20Brin [Basil]I’ll be busy.
20:31:22:1120:31:23:00Brin [Basil]I’ll get here.
20:31:23:1020:31:24:27Jesse [GM]I can’t. I’m going to be sick that year
20:31:25:2620:31:26:14Brin [Basil]Ah,
20:31:25:2720:31:26:24Chris [TBD]crocodiles
20:31:29:0120:31:30:02Chris [TBD]That year
20:31:30:1720:31:31:19Brin [Basil]I just had to take a drink.
20:31:33:0420:31:37:28Jesse [GM]Is everybody… It’s Mike sound better? Steve are you in a good volume level too
20:31:36:1420:31:37:02Steve [Nortle]Sorry, what?
20:31:38:0520:31:38:26Steve [Nortle]In my what?
20:31:38:2920:31:40:17Jesse [GM]Volume You get over there
20:31:40:1520:31:44:01Steve [Nortle]Clearly not. Sorry, do you need yours up or down?
20:31:41:2120:31:43:18Brin [Basil]Mine’s a lot quieter.
20:31:42:1020:31:42:23Chris [TBD]help this
20:31:43:2820:31:46:13Jesse [GM]No, I think we’re all good I should check if you’re good
20:31:46:2120:31:49:14Steve [Nortle]The music is so loud I can’t…
20:31:50:0120:31:52:27Brin [Basil]You’re- My music is not loud.
20:31:50:1620:31:52:26Jesse [GM]Do you guys have the music Mine’s not either
20:31:50:2120:31:54:22Chris [TBD]mine’s not no not at all yeah mine’s great
20:31:54:2120:32:06:20Jesse [GM]just steve’s as loud with the music really if i do this
20:32:00:0420:32:01:21Steve [Nortle]I heard that but
20:32:00:2120:32:10:26Chris [TBD]this is not good I’m going to fidgeting put this on my like, I get it but knowing me if you watch me during these sessions. I’m just like
20:32:02:2220:32:06:06Dave [Xeros]your parts
20:32:07:1620:32:08:04Brin [Basil]Sorry.
20:32:10:2320:32:18:10Jesse [GM]steve can you still hear the music okay because now it’s at five percent and i
20:32:13:2220:32:15:20Steve [Nortle]I can hear it now it’s soft
20:32:17:0420:32:19:10Chris [TBD]What have I done?
20:32:19:0520:32:27:29Brin [Basil]I mean, on paper we’re adults but to be completely honest i’m actually still 12.
20:32:21:2320:32:25:10Jesse [GM]i think it’s just you over there for some reason because now let’s back up
20:32:23:1220:32:23:28Chris [TBD]Legally
20:32:29:1720:32:32:10Steve [Nortle]That level is fine for me
20:32:33:1220:32:34:11Jesse [GM]it’s pretty soft
20:32:35:2120:32:37:21Steve [Nortle]It’s fully in the room for me.
20:32:35:2320:32:35:28Dave [Xeros]think
20:32:38:0120:32:38:19Brin [Basil]Nuh uh!
20:32:39:2320:32:44:19Steve [Nortle]That’s bad, because I get super distracted by loud ambient music.
20:32:39:2820:32:40:17Brin [Basil]The music?
20:32:44:2520:32:53:02Dave [Xeros]a different set of headphones? Yeah try that real quick because if It could just be the balance.
20:32:47:2620:32:49:14Steve [Nortle]I have another set. Let me try that.
20:32:55:2320:32:56:17Chris [TBD]Inspire you
20:32:56:0120:32:57:12Brin [Basil]Oh that’s cool.
20:33:00:0220:33:05:02Brin [Basil]It’s not! And you are like oh this is- I don’t know what this game is But im going to print it Yeah
20:33:01:0620:33:07:11Chris [TBD]That’s cool That inspires me
20:33:07:1020:33:17:29Brin [Basil]Oh, I’ve done it. I had a few D&D stickers before I even knew what D&d was. I was like this is a cool sticker and I’m gonna put this on my Kindle.
20:33:08:0120:33:09:28Steve [Nortle]God, that balance is so different.
20:33:18:2420:33:21:21Brin [Basil]And I did it and now here I am!
20:33:20:2520:33:24:16Steve [Nortle]I’m fine, I’m fined. All is fine. Fineness is fine!
20:33:21:2120:33:29:21Dave [Xeros]Okay, all right. So just one quick thing real quick. Look at this and you see your thirds?
20:33:24:1020:33:25:23Jesse [GM]are you alive
20:33:25:0420:33:25:25Chris [TBD]Sound better?
20:33:25:2520:33:32:05Brin [Basil]Wait, what? Oh, oh okay!
20:33:26:2020:33:27:21Steve [Nortle]Yeah, it was my headphones.
20:33:32:1420:33:33:16Dave [Xeros]That’s where you guys need to be.
20:33:34:1920:33:36:10Brin [Basil]Oh, that’s still close.
20:33:36:1420:33:38:24Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s too slow. I don’t care if he says.
20:33:40:1020:33:41:04Brin [Basil]Oh man.
20:33:41:1220:33:42:13Chris [TBD]Hold on a sec.
20:33:41:1320:33:42:03Jesse [GM]your thirds
20:33:42:0220:33:43:05Dave [Xeros]Some of your thirds, okay?
20:33:42:2320:33:51:02Steve [Nortle]hey my wife is not watching this time so i don’t know she said she got really uncomfortable when
20:33:43:2020:33:44:28Brin [Basil]I can’t do-
20:33:46:0520:33:46:19Dave [Xeros]All right.
20:33:46:1220:33:48:16Jesse [GM]so what does that mean
20:33:47:2920:33:51:11Brin [Basil]I’m almost there. Like, put…put my nose.
20:33:51:0220:34:01:14Steve [Nortle]I kept massaging dave during that when I was lust she was like I don’t how I feel about this neither did I and I think that says a lot about both of us
20:33:52:0420:33:53:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:33:52:0420:33:53:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:33:59:1020:34:03:05Dave [Xeros]So I’m just You know I know
20:33:59:2920:34:02:14Jesse [GM]I think we all enjoyed
20:34:04:0620:34:08:11Dave [Xeros]I think Isaac used to massage me all the time And I loved it
20:34:07:1720:34:14:08Chris [TBD]Pick us off Jesse.
20:34:07:2420:34:08:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:34:08:1320:34:11:10Steve [Nortle]i hope mine came across differently
20:34:10:0820:34:14:08Brin [Basil]Take us off, Jessie!
20:34:14:2420:34:26:14Jesse [GM]okay all right guess what we’re here we’re back welcome on time as always yes yes yes
20:34:19:2320:34:31:13Steve [Nortle]on time as always well on time meaning the time when we came on and that’s this
20:34:22:2820:34:24:13Chris [TBD]but more on time than normal
20:34:23:0920:34:26:00Brin [Basil]That’s-I think that’s the biggest lie we’ve ever told.
20:34:28:0620:34:34:15Jesse [GM]let’s see if we can up the lights for a sec let’s make sure we can see everybody as we
20:34:31:1320:34:32:06Steve [Nortle]time right now.
20:34:33:2220:34:34:13Brin [Basil]Got him.
20:34:34:1520:34:46:00Jesse [GM]introduce oh wow guess what you’re all here we’re all here welcome to the boardroom this is supposedly our final session of
20:34:35:2020:34:37:09Dave [Xeros]Oh, there we are!
20:34:35:2720:34:40:13Brin [Basil]We’re alive. We’re awake.
20:34:46:0020:34:53:11Jesse [GM]the third chapter of The Echoes of Idias We will see what happens. I will end this game I will okay
20:34:46:2320:34:47:18Brin [Basil]It’s not.
20:34:52:1420:34:53:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:34:52:2320:34:55:08Chris [TBD]And you all die the end
20:34:55:1220:34:57:28Brin [Basil]Not if I have anything to do with it.
20:34:58:2620:35:05:05Steve [Nortle]Your nat 20 on that sword can end this. We can go home before 9.
20:35:04:0520:35:04:20Dave [Xeros]We could be home.
20:35:04:2820:35:08:25Jesse [GM]That’s true That’s true. You could, you should try it.
20:35:06:1320:35:18:10Chris [TBD]Now, I know we’re right in the middle of the big BBEG boss fight but can we go back to the library real quick and check out a whole bunch
20:35:08:0620:35:09:08Brin [Basil]Some seppuku?
20:35:18:1020:35:24:10Chris [TBD]of all the other rooms you never went into and discuss the intricacies and lore behind
20:35:25:0420:35:29:11Jesse [GM]So your character just because you asked that question TBD is struck dead.
20:35:25:1420:35:25:29Chris [TBD]hideous?
20:35:29:1020:35:29:24Chris [TBD]No!
20:35:30:0620:35:31:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:35:30:0620:35:32:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:35:32:0820:35:36:25Jesse [GM]Any hint of another session gone. You’re out of here.
20:35:35:2820:35:40:13Steve [Nortle]You really don’t like to touch that, huh?
20:35:38:1620:35:40:20Dave [Xeros]You really don’t like playing that much?
20:35:40:0120:35:47:03Jesse [GM]Can we go back to the library? That was probably the worst request for me. Can we read every book in the library
20:35:45:1820:35:48:13Chris [TBD]I would like to go and check out some books
20:35:49:1320:35:51:08Steve [Nortle]it’s very in line with your character
20:35:50:2420:35:59:00Jesse [GM]no i have really enjoyed creating the lore in this chapter of the story um but well it started
20:35:57:2320:35:59:15Chris [TBD]all good things must come to an end
20:35:59:0020:36:08:14Jesse [GM]what did i started this this is like over six months ago when i started yeah yeah
20:36:03:1720:36:08:07Dave [Xeros]You’re, yeah you’re ten episodes in now this is number ten
20:36:08:0420:36:11:16Chris [TBD]you’ve gone the longest out of all of us I went 9, Steve went 7
20:36:08:0520:36:09:10Brin [Basil]it’s incredible
20:36:11:1120:36:13:04Dave [Xeros]well I mean
20:36:12:2720:36:17:05Jesse [GM]wasn’t even trying to one-up me just like i always do right don’t even i wasn’t Even Trying
20:36:13:0220:36:14:29Steve [Nortle]i mean
20:36:17:0820:36:24:19Steve [Nortle]you have roughly almost 40 hours of DMing right because we got three and a half to four hours per game
20:36:24:0120:36:38:11Brin [Basil]you could be a therapist yeah but
20:36:24:0720:36:25:27Chris [TBD]you could be a therapist now
20:36:25:2320:36:29:23Jesse [GM]can i let me if i change screens real quick you can see my updated resin
20:36:30:0620:36:32:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:36:30:0620:36:33:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:36:32:2020:36:34:14Jesse [GM]40 plus hours
20:36:34:2320:36:38:08Steve [Nortle]DM oh so that’s like one campaign
20:36:37:2520:36:42:08Chris [TBD]yeah but if someone actually knew what that meant they’d be like oh that’s nothing
20:36:38:1120:36:42:04Brin [Basil]if someone actually knew it that’s literally nothing
20:36:43:0520:36:44:12Steve [Nortle]So you’re a beginner.
20:36:43:1320:36:46:17Brin [Basil]your campaign your campaign only took six months
20:36:43:2520:36:45:01Chris [TBD]so you’re a beginner
20:36:46:2120:36:48:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:36:46:2420:36:53:19Jesse [GM]it’s like my first half marathon i’m like oh okay well yeah we’re here so um
20:36:53:1920:36:59:26Jesse [GM]we have uh we left off last time we were in the middle of combat last time
20:36:59:1220:37:08:13Steve [Nortle]Yeah, that was my fault and it’s going to be my fault again if we have to rush an ending or something because I’ve got early morning again.
20:37:08:1420:37:11:15Chris [TBD]Did I do something wrong? Oh, because I keep looking at myself.
20:37:13:2320:37:17:04Chris [TBD]Can’t help it. Thank you. No, it’s worse.
20:37:15:0720:37:20:04Brin [Basil]now it’s all clear
20:37:17:0920:37:20:12Steve [Nortle]You have no idea how little that reassures me, Jesse.
20:37:20:2220:37:26:10Jesse [GM]just do your job and kill this thing
20:37:21:2320:37:26:18Brin [Basil]it is worse isn’t it are these bigger screens oh my gosh
20:37:24:1420:37:27:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, they’re much bigger. It’s even worse with us being so big.
20:37:27:1520:37:56:28Brin [Basil]I’m like yeah this is bad, i keep looking at myself too it’s bad right
20:37:27:2320:37:30:06Jesse [GM]you can all get 8 hours tonight
20:37:32:0020:37:35:04Steve [Nortle]You play well you get asleep That’s the deal
20:37:36:2420:37:41:04Jesse [GM]I’ll give us a quick review while we’re getting started here
20:37:41:2520:37:51:05Jesse [GM]session so uh you guys oh okay
20:37:43:1720:37:45:03Chris [TBD]I forgot to chime in.
20:37:45:0320:37:52:00Steve [Nortle]i still have the order of uh like the fight order if you wanted to use that again
20:37:51:0520:38:00:29Jesse [GM]i i’ve got the encounter i was able to resume in on here so we should be good um but thank you so last time uh well basically like two sessions ago
20:38:00:2920:38:12:14Jesse [GM]you guys came you found the portal room mutatio is here with foul claw muchacho mutatrio he he was sacrificing Falclaw to open one of the portals
20:38:04:1220:38:05:16Chris [TBD]We got you!
20:38:12:1420:38:24:07Jesse [GM]and thankfully you defeated Mutatio before he was able to do any more damage however, the portal was opened after you had
20:38:16:0520:38:19:16Chris [TBD]…he didn’t stop before moving on.
20:38:24:0720:38:32:04Jesse [GM]a magnificent celestial vision with Father Idias and learned the whole backstory to
20:38:33:0620:38:38:01Jesse [GM]our main villain who is Legion or Nadei
20:38:42:0020:38:47:16Chris [TBD]name is real name the brother of terry
20:38:44:0320:38:46:10Dave [Xeros]It’s his stage
20:38:48:0320:38:59:26Jesse [GM]yes he is the brother of terry he is the arcane spirits who built a portal and he is all of the souls they have harvested so he
20:38:53:1520:38:55:09Dave [Xeros]is Mahondra Terry Echimer
20:38:59:2620:39:03:01Jesse [GM]is legion he has an amalgamation of quite a few
20:39:03:2520:39:05:01Chris [TBD]he’s a weirdo
20:39:06:1320:39:07:20Jesse [GM]a cool mask if you saw
20:39:09:0920:39:10:27Jesse [GM]super static
20:39:09:1620:39:14:12Dave [Xeros]Well, and if you turn him towards the camera
20:39:15:1220:39:22:28Jesse [GM]yeah focus adjust oz2
20:39:16:1220:39:16:27Dave [Xeros]Oh
20:39:20:0220:39:27:18Brin [Basil]a little bit oh wait that
20:39:20:1420:39:21:26Steve [Nortle]Both us
20:39:22:2820:39:29:08Jesse [GM]oh oh there oh ah look at that guy my
20:39:26:2220:39:27:17Dave [Xeros]What?
20:39:27:1820:39:32:10Brin [Basil]is some AF right there oh yeah focus
20:39:30:0220:39:37:26Dave [Xeros]oh my god we just i just need to show off steve’s hard work
20:39:32:1620:39:33:10Steve [Nortle]that’s aura
20:39:34:0920:39:37:07Jesse [GM]af how old are you
20:39:39:2020:39:47:11Brin [Basil]That’s what I was referring to! Right? Yeah, that’s not where we’re all from
20:39:40:2820:39:43:25Steve [Nortle]oh i thought you were talking about american fork
20:39:48:2720:39:55:28Jesse [GM]okay heck yeah okay so yeah you guys began combat with legion um and so far you’ve been off to a
20:39:51:0520:39:52:26Steve [Nortle]but thank you david i appreciate that
20:39:55:2820:40:03:02Jesse [GM]pretty good start uh chris i think you took a little bit of damage so chris chris might be
20:39:56:2120:39:57:21Steve [Nortle]I now see what you’re doing.
20:39:58:1320:40:03:01Chris [TBD]just a little bit.
20:40:01:2620:40:02:10Dave [Xeros]a little bit
20:40:03:0220:40:10:08Jesse [GM]looking at TBD might be looking a little wobbly over there we need to check real quick i think
20:40:06:1320:40:09:03Chris [TBD]My knees are shaking. Just a little bit.
20:40:10:0820:40:17:04Jesse [GM]this is roughly where we left all of our pieces when we ended last time i think nortle TBD and
20:40:17:0420:40:25:01Jesse [GM]legion are in the correct spots um i don’t remember eros because you were flying still
20:40:21:1220:40:23:21Dave [Xeros]think eros was anywhere close
20:40:24:2620:40:26:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. Oh shoot
20:40:25:0120:40:32:10Jesse [GM]and foul claw had like come after you but then he flew to basil and freed
20:40:30:1020:40:35:09Brin [Basil]Can I help you, Dave?
20:40:32:1720:40:33:23Dave [Xeros]I was
20:40:34:1920:40:35:23Steve [Nortle]All right.
20:40:36:0420:40:37:01Dave [Xeros]You know what
20:40:36:1520:40:37:28Brin [Basil]One sec!
20:40:38:0720:40:43:12Dave [Xeros]Guys, you know in all honesty I started messing around with putting Magnets into this whole thing So just
20:40:38:2020:40:38:29Jesse [GM]two
20:40:42:2620:40:43:14Brin [Basil]Oh.
20:40:43:0120:40:46:19Chris [TBD]Just give me like another week
20:40:44:2620:40:52:15Dave [Xeros]Give me like another week or two Because I just barely got inside The bubble right There we go
20:40:51:1920:41:00:02Steve [Nortle]What I have here is Eros releases
20:40:54:2620:40:58:14Dave [Xeros]Also this Yeah the Thessal Hydra can go away
20:40:54:2720:40:56:11Jesse [GM]uh
20:41:00:0220:41:10:15Steve [Nortle]the Shatter spell before starting up, like flying up. Cast Suggestion on Foulclaw which works.
20:41:00:1420:41:01:01Jesse [GM]here yet
20:41:11:0420:41:21:10Steve [Nortle]He suggests Foulclaw cut the back of Brynn with his Moon-Touched Rapier. Nade reacts by thwarting Foulclaw’s attack.
20:41:21:1220:41:28:29Steve [Nortle]uh not a rolls nat 20 but gets little three barbs so foulclaw does the attack anyway
20:41:28:2920:41:39:26Steve [Nortle]and foulclaws returns to rapier TBD has cast uh witch bolt on blood of enemy’s door it hits
20:41:39:2620:41:47:22Steve [Nortle]in a crack appears that’s what you’re so yeah you’re currently like ghostbuster moving like
20:41:40:1820:41:41:29Chris [TBD]Yes, that’s right.
20:41:44:2420:41:46:19Chris [TBD]I was kind of focused on that.
20:41:47:0220:41:59:23Brin [Basil]I know,
20:41:48:0120:41:59:25Steve [Nortle]This is gonna
20:41:50:0420:41:59:04Jesse [GM]you did That was where we left off. That was our cliffhanger is that you fractured the portal a little bit, okay?
20:41:59:1120:42:02:07Dave [Xeros]going to get out of hand I’m so sorry
20:41:59:2320:42:03:01Brin [Basil]we no longer have the need to communicate.
20:42:04:1020:42:10:13Chris [TBD]So, remind me I’m currently engaged with the portal door with Witch Bolt
20:42:07:1920:42:09:28Brin [Basil]The power of Helen Keller right here.
20:42:11:1220:42:22:25Jesse [GM]Yeah, so you hit it, yeah. And last time we leftoff, you sort of split a crack down towards the portal and hit it. You were successful. Now, it’s been a while since we met
20:42:22:2520:42:32:04Jesse [GM]and the dm has had some time to think about what could possibly happen there’s just last
20:42:25:0320:42:26:09Brin [Basil]Oh shit!
20:42:28:0020:42:30:05Chris [TBD]Is that a hint? To stop?
20:42:32:0420:42:41:16Jesse [GM]we didn’t have a difficulty a dc for the portal and now there is yeah yeah i thought i had
20:42:37:0120:42:39:06Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, that’s right because we were attacking the portal
20:42:42:2820:42:44:26Dave [Xeros]You do have your dark energy
20:42:48:1620:42:51:14Jesse [GM]okay cool i know i kind of look like
20:42:52:0220:43:03:22Steve [Nortle]the thumb that’s the thumbnail going forward is Jesse with his eyes rolled back and dark aura coming off of it.
20:43:01:0320:43:01:22Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:43:06:0620:43:17:21Jesse [GM]brand okay so we are in combat i’m pretty sure we left off that was your last turn as you hit the door and that is where we ended so that puts us at the top of our order with
20:43:07:2920:43:11:22Chris [TBD]Yes, correct.
20:43:18:1320:43:29:14Jesse [GM]our friend eros in charge of the first move let’s see if we can get combat music
20:43:23:1420:43:24:10Steve [Nortle]Oh no!
20:43:26:1020:43:27:04Steve [Nortle]It’s rough, buddy.
20:43:30:1720:43:39:12Steve [Nortle]Ba-ba-ba ba-da-da Ba-da ba-de-ba Alright Ba-baba-ba Ba-babababababa Ba-bah-ba Ba-beh-ba
20:43:33:0920:43:37:23Dave [Xeros]i hear it yeah
20:43:39:1620:43:45:24Chris [TBD]Oh, I hear it.
20:43:41:1120:43:41:28Jesse [GM]not what i’m hearing
20:43:44:2320:43:52:02Jesse [GM]oh oh yeah scary ghost stuff that’s what this one is okay cool all right do i want to
20:43:48:0720:43:49:14Chris [TBD]Team all set?
20:43:51:1720:43:56:04Steve [Nortle]-ba Yeah, I know
20:43:52:0220:43:57:20Jesse [GM]do we want to go back into oh you guys are really dark though yeah we want you visible
20:43:54:2820:44:05:18Dave [Xeros]yeah no this is supposed to be the go to the 80% that’s supposed to be introducing our characters and then you know
20:44:05:1820:44:07:08Dave [Xeros]the lights come up
20:44:07:1320:44:08:19Brin [Basil]I prefer that.
20:44:07:2920:44:11:26Steve [Nortle]which is hard because
20:44:11:0320:44:13:06Brin [Basil]I just want that on the record.
20:44:14:1520:44:21:06Steve [Nortle]you’re so snow white fur makes it very an unnatural place for you to be
20:44:21:2420:44:30:17Dave [Xeros]okay so I’m up right we’re in the middle of combat and things are happening is this correct okay actions what
20:44:29:0620:44:32:04Chris [TBD]So what I am going to do is
20:44:30:1720:44:36:01Dave [Xeros]i’m going to do and you think i had like a couple of weeks to think about this um first off i am
20:44:35:2520:44:42:13Chris [TBD]I probably should have read
20:44:36:0120:44:43:15Dave [Xeros]going to cast uh bardic inspiration um
20:44:43:1520:44:53:23Dave [Xeros]i’ll give my bardic aspiration to bryn and i will
20:44:48:1320:44:49:19Brin [Basil]Ah, danke!
20:44:52:0120:44:56:03Brin [Basil]So I have a client
20:44:53:2320:45:03:20Dave [Xeros]so i cast i am going to try to pass uh shatter again behind him um just to get it inside the
20:45:03:2020:45:13:23Dave [Xeros]circle so uh basil doesn’t get hit so will the i know right well i actually need better spells
20:45:08:0020:45:10:09Steve [Nortle]you need the shape spell ability
20:45:13:2320:45:25:08Dave [Xeros]that’s my best spell as far as hurting people so um yeah yeah yeah
20:45:14:0120:45:25:25Steve [Nortle]we are only level fours fighting pretty big odds for level 4 characters we’re awesome is what I’m saying just like incredibly
20:45:26:0120:45:29:18Chris [TBD]Legion wasn’t the final boss for Jesus either, so we’re okay.
20:45:31:0720:45:37:09Chris [TBD]mid-boss yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah exactly
20:45:32:2220:45:41:12Dave [Xeros]had like two more chapters after that that happened like john we’re looking like peter where okay yeah yeah
20:45:34:2720:45:35:16Steve [Nortle]like John
20:45:35:1520:45:40:08Jesse [GM]yeah we’ve already established legion is like middleman
20:45:39:0820:45:49:22Chris [TBD]the angel
20:45:40:0420:45:41:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:45:41:2720:45:42:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:45:42:2920:45:46:06Dave [Xeros]we’re trying to get the book of revelation right
20:45:45:1020:45:50:09Brin [Basil]I cannot take a freaking drink. You guys are just throwing the punchlines left and right, man.
20:45:49:2220:45:53:21Chris [TBD]with bazillion eyes and fear not
20:45:50:2820:46:01:12Dave [Xeros]okay so i i’m gonna throw the shatter just right about there so yeah so it comes back and hits
20:45:52:1320:46:00:18Jesse [GM]yes okay uh -huh so it just like hits him knocks him forward
20:46:01:1220:46:08:21Dave [Xeros]not a and it actually can push him 10 feet um so i am going to hopefully push him into basil
20:46:08:2120:46:19:10Dave [Xeros]without an opportunity attack um and so you have to make a constitution uh saving throw of 16 plus
20:46:22:0620:46:23:15Brin [Basil]Your health is really low?
20:46:23:1520:46:26:26Chris [TBD]it’s halfway not really I’m okay
20:46:24:2320:46:33:08Brin [Basil]Not good. Okay. And this happened after Father Idios healed us all, right? He healed us off!
20:46:27:1020:46:36:22Jesse [GM]17 yep all right i roll again and i take the lower
20:46:28:0720:46:35:23Dave [Xeros]17 silvery barbs yeah
20:46:32:0820:46:41:12Chris [TBD]yeah that happened after because we were all If you remember, we were all prone. We were all
20:46:33:0820:46:40:05Brin [Basil]we yeah that happened there’s long rest okay after dang man i should have re-watched our last
20:46:40:0520:46:50:20Brin [Basil]I should’ve re -watched it before freaking holidays bro huh well I try to, yeah. Just to refresh my memory about it.
20:46:41:1220:46:45:04Chris [TBD]prone. Do you do that?
20:46:45:2720:46:57:03Jesse [GM]uh it’s a 10 yeah however as you as you cast this attack on him what
20:46:46:1720:46:53:17Chris [TBD]Do you often do it? Really? I never did. You’re smart. I mean, I wouldn’t say that.
20:46:47:1820:46:58:06Dave [Xeros]all right so you you take damage how however that’s a
20:46:51:2620:46:59:03Brin [Basil]I mean, I wouldn’t say that. That’s a lot of damage!
20:46:58:0620:47:05:21Dave [Xeros]lot of damage okay no
20:46:59:2420:47:07:02Jesse [GM]okay before you cast this uh legion he has a reaction um and we’re calling it contort right
20:47:05:2120:47:14:04Dave [Xeros]i don’t sorry sorry i get away with this uh
20:47:07:0220:47:14:09Jesse [GM]he had this voodoo sort of oh but you don’t have the tattoo okay never mind yep yep come on over
20:47:14:0920:47:21:29Jesse [GM]and he’ll give you a tattoo real quick and then you use your movement to okay wow
20:47:17:2320:47:23:02Dave [Xeros]That was 26 points of damage on the shatter.
20:47:22:2020:47:34:16Chris [TBD]remember, I sliced into my tattoo. That’s one of the reasons I took damage and I defaced it. I didn’t destroy it, but I defased it right? Right. Right.
20:47:25:0720:47:26:25Dave [Xeros]You tried to deface it?
20:47:29:1120:47:40:04Jesse [GM]so he doesn’t have full control over you like, he can’t knock you prone again like he did initially but there’s these traces left over and he kind of gets a chance to throw off your move
20:47:37:1420:47:39:17Chris [TBD]I get that cool.
20:47:40:1820:47:49:29Dave [Xeros]Do you have your stick, Jesse? He needs to move 10 feet toward Basil. There we go. There’s six of them just in case one gets lost.
20:47:40:1920:47:40:24Chris [TBD]Cool.
20:47:49:0820:47:51:14Jesse [GM]doesn’t even have to be fully deployed
20:47:52:0720:48:04:04Steve [Nortle]showing us up already okay so if he moves badly it’s an opportunity attack well
20:47:56:0520:47:57:09Jesse [GM]He’s with Basil there
20:47:57:2620:48:00:13Dave [Xeros]So if he moves, Basil gets an opportunity attack against him.
20:47:59:0220:48:11:06Chris [TBD]his house is going to be attacked in a
20:48:00:2620:48:03:12Jesse [GM]what if he doesn’ want Basil to move though
20:48:03:0420:48:13:13Dave [Xeros]well you know either or i’m just saying i know okay going back
20:48:05:0920:48:16:01Jesse [GM]what if his really happy about this okay um awesome okay well that’s
20:48:11:0620:48:11:06Chris [TBD]sec.
20:48:12:2920:48:19:12Brin [Basil]it’s amazing okay so do I get a do i
20:48:16:0120:48:18:28Jesse [GM]some pretty serious damage shatter
20:48:19:1220:48:29:22Brin [Basil]get to take this opportunity I
20:48:22:1620:48:31:27Dave [Xeros]to well no because it because but he moved into the engagement area right you have to leave it okay if he leaves that engagement area yep
20:48:22:1920:48:24:22Steve [Nortle]I think it’s Foul Claw’s turn, actually.
20:48:27:1020:48:28:21Steve [Nortle]It’s when you leave it.
20:48:28:0420:48:31:27Jesse [GM]away yep
20:48:29:2220:48:48:09Brin [Basil]wonder
20:48:31:1120:48:32:24Steve [Nortle]Yeah, then get a free slice.
20:48:33:2420:48:34:22Chris [TBD]A pizza?
20:48:36:0720:48:36:26Steve [Nortle]Cowabunga!
20:48:37:2820:48:40:00Dave [Xeros]nortle pizza
20:48:40:1820:48:43:04Steve [Nortle]Cowabonga! I made her funny
20:48:43:0520:48:44:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
20:48:44:2820:48:46:11Jesse [GM]so um
20:48:46:1720:48:47:23Chris [TBD]And in the second movie
20:48:48:0720:48:58:22Jesse [GM]so far you guys have been off to a really strong start and the Legion is pissed but he is happy
20:48:58:2220:49:00:15Jesse [GM]that he’s next to you Basil
20:49:03:1020:49:05:09Jesse [GM]don’t worry don’t be afraid
20:49:09:0320:49:10:09Brin [Basil]there’s a way we can save him
20:49:11:0120:49:13:14Dave [Xeros]not a nade likes you a lot
20:49:13:0520:49:20:02Steve [Nortle]yeah just do thick puss in boots big eyes let your ears droop down poof up and see if that
20:49:20:0220:49:29:01Steve [Nortle]doesn’t just it reset his is foul
20:49:21:2720:49:24:12Brin [Basil]I love this goth version of you
20:49:23:1920:49:28:08Dave [Xeros]well that isn’t what that’s what falclaw does so well so
20:49:26:1120:49:28:05Jesse [GM]uh-huh yeah
20:49:29:0120:49:40:01Steve [Nortle]claw um he’s he’s no longer uh he’s under this the last thing
20:49:31:1820:49:32:14Chris [TBD]He’s right by me
20:49:33:2820:49:35:16Chris [TBD]No he is still kind of a puppet
20:49:37:1220:49:38:06Dave [Xeros]he got released
20:49:40:0120:49:47:28Steve [Nortle]was Foulclaw manages to cut Brynn on the back so that the tattoo is defaced and
20:49:46:1020:49:54:18Brin [Basil]Oh my, my tramp stamp for
20:49:49:1620:49:55:14Jesse [GM]your tattoos have been sliced
20:49:49:2120:49:52:01Steve [Nortle]he returns the rapier is the last thing
20:49:56:2420:50:07:16Jesse [GM]so you’re no longer under full control um okay but uh basil he is going to cast well first he’s going to use innate sorcery
20:50:07:1620:50:16:08Jesse [GM]which is an action he can so this
20:50:16:0820:50:22:06Jesse [GM]ability allows him to increase his sorcery spells
20:50:22:0620:50:29:28Jesse [GM]oh sorry his save dc of sorcery skills by one increases and he gets advantage on attack rolls
20:50:29:2820:50:38:15Jesse [GM]for sorcery spells that he casts okay um it lasts for one minute and he can do twice in a day
20:50:34:1520:50:35:17Brin [Basil]the entire
20:50:41:1420:50:51:25Jesse [GM]so with that then he’s going to cast chill touch and he is going to grab you by the throat because
20:50:51:2520:50:54:00Jesse [GM]you’re right there and you’re so close and so cute
20:50:53:2520:50:54:11Brin [Basil]Lovely.
20:50:55:2920:51:03:07Jesse [GM]um and let’s see if he hits you what’s your dc or sorry your ac
20:51:03:0720:51:13:04Jesse [GM]armor 15 okay uh so yeah he rolls a 15 on his first he can roll the next one i guess that hits though right
20:51:03:2620:51:04:27Brin [Basil]Uh, 15.
20:51:12:2620:51:16:19Chris [TBD]to the roll oh no it goes the defender
20:51:13:0420:51:18:29Jesse [GM]if it’s a tie it goes to the roller oh it goes with the defender okay all right
20:51:20:2720:51:26:04Jesse [GM]okay uh that one’s 16 yeah so that should hit you
20:51:26:2820:51:28:02Brin [Basil]Sure does.
20:51:29:1620:51:30:21Dave [Xeros]always hit yourself right
20:51:29:1720:51:36:28Brin [Basil]Should I… I should, um, I mean technically I could give myself a wake-up call
20:51:39:1420:51:48:07Brin [Basil]I don’t should I freaking use my wall of force and knock this This son of
20:51:46:1520:51:50:11Dave [Xeros]you could try to knock him back or you could try to trap him too
20:51:50:2520:51:54:26Brin [Basil]Yeah, while we take out these gates. Should I try and do that?
20:51:54:0520:51:56:03Dave [Xeros]yeah, because the gates do have
20:51:58:1420:51:59:15Dave [Xeros]they have each
20:52:01:1420:52:11:13Jesse [GM]looking for the d10 you’re gonna take 1d 10 necrotic damage he’s gonna so the same way okay you have a reaction with your shield that you’re
20:52:05:0020:52:11:15Brin [Basil]But I’m not I do have a reaction
20:52:05:2420:52:06:17Dave [Xeros]that’s not
20:52:13:0520:52:24:21Brin [Basil]I want to put I just want to him in a dome ten feet away from me because i can knock him back with this dome 10 feet and trap a minute for 10 minutes
20:52:22:0020:52:26:24Jesse [GM]and this is
20:52:35:0520:52:41:07Dave [Xeros]it’s six seconds per turn kind of lasts a battle we’re not going to chainsaw man this for three days
20:52:38:0620:52:48:28Jesse [GM]um okay you can you can use your reaction you can try and trap it
20:52:43:1120:52:53:11Brin [Basil]i haven’t seen it yet i’m sorry did you say try okay well
20:52:45:1020:52:47:12Steve [Nortle]I haven’t either but…
20:52:56:0520:52:59:04Jesse [GM]so he’s got you by the throat and you’re just gonna punch him like right in
20:52:58:1720:53:09:09Brin [Basil]i’m gonna punch him and the wall of course is gonna encase him in a dome he’s moved oh yeah
20:53:06:0420:53:12:28Jesse [GM]he’s moved, he’s knocked backwards. Here we go.
20:53:12:2820:53:22:03Jesse [GM]He’s knocked like back here 10 feet. Okay awesome
20:53:19:2320:53:36:06Brin [Basil]sorry as
20:53:23:1220:53:26:29Dave [Xeros]gets rid of the purpose of me knocking him two feet towards it so
20:53:27:1420:53:38:12Jesse [GM]yeah and now he has a sweet shield down around him too. So you’re not taken with him so you can place the shield and push him away I thought you had to be connected
20:53:36:0620:53:47:06Brin [Basil]long as my fist is in holding position I can push it
20:53:38:1220:53:41:28Jesse [GM]it to the shield or something when you make this. This reaction doesn’t…
20:53:40:1420:53:42:05Steve [Nortle]Her hands have to be together.
20:53:40:2820:53:42:27Dave [Xeros]and she can’t do anything else
20:53:47:0620:53:57:01Brin [Basil]ten feet with the initial blow you can
20:53:51:0020:53:55:28Jesse [GM]All right, okay, then those are both of his actions. Can he move? He can’t move anywhere.
20:53:57:0120:54:02:08Brin [Basil]move ten feet inside of the dome he’s
20:53:59:1420:54:00:26Steve [Nortle]You’re like a sucker.
20:54:00:1320:54:12:10Jesse [GM]Okay. Okay! Cool. He’s in timeout. Hey, yeah, he’s not happy but those are all of his reactions for his turn.
20:54:04:0920:54:07:13Brin [Basil]in time out. That’s what I was trying to say.
20:54:12:1020:54:21:11Jesse [GM]Okay nice good to go. Hey um I’m Sorry, Foulclaw was supposed to go before Legion. Sorry, he’s in the next order.
20:54:24:0120:54:32:28Jesse [GM]Foulclaw is going… He’s gonna fly down. I’m pretty sure De Eros and Foulclaw are both 20-something feet near. You’re still flying?
20:54:33:2520:54:38:29Dave [Xeros]I can go get our elevators if we want. Chris, help me out!
20:54:35:1820:54:37:22Steve [Nortle]Yeah, I was going to say…
20:54:40:0720:55:00:27Brin [Basil]hold on wait! Freaking
20:54:40:1020:54:40:28Dave [Xeros]Well, okay.
20:54:42:2220:54:44:23Steve [Nortle]He reaches over with his hand.
20:54:42:2420:54:43:07Jesse [GM]I told ya.
20:54:49:1020:54:52:15Dave [Xeros]Yep, yeah, you’re way better at it than I do. There you goes.
20:54:50:1120:54:51:22Steve [Nortle]A mage hand.
20:54:52:1320:54:53:09Jesse [GM]A mage hand.
20:54:55:1620:55:00:03Steve [Nortle]It should be white glove so it’s like a Final Fantasy cursor.
20:54:59:1420:55:03:23Dave [Xeros]I need to, like… Yeah. Assassin’s Creed this thing where he…
20:54:59:2820:55:02:10Chris [TBD]Freakin’ assassin’s reasus
20:55:00:2720:55:05:12Brin [Basil]in Assassin’s Creed this? Awesome.
20:55:06:0020:55:16:16Jesse [GM]okay so falclaw is so um if he’s coming down and TBD is occupied with this door is this uh is this a like a sneak attack that he gets as well
20:55:16:1620:55:23:09Jesse [GM]like when he’s flying from above tbg doesn’t see him coming so you does he just get advantage on something i forget is that what it gives him
20:55:23:0520:55:28:07Steve [Nortle]Well, a sneak attack will also deal extra 1d6 damage.
20:55:31:0120:55:36:28Steve [Nortle]But he was under suggestion to be nice and slice
20:55:38:0120:55:43:18Steve [Nortle]And Nade tried to stop him but Silvery Barbs thwarted him yet again.
20:55:42:1820:55:44:25Jesse [GM]again yet again yep
20:55:45:1720:55:56:26Steve [Nortle]So I don’t know So I feel like he would need to do a saving throw of some sort to see if he’s still under either the suggestion spell
20:55:56:2620:56:06:08Steve [Nortle]or that arrows put him under it or the mind control, whatever magic is going on with Nade.
20:56:07:0620:56:12:01Steve [Nortle]It would make sense that the character would try to throw off the mental suggestion
20:56:13:0420:56:15:16Steve [Nortle]which usually is a wisdom saving throw.
20:56:13:1520:56:24:15Jesse [GM]okay but is the suggestion i thought it was only like you could give the suggestion and if it succeeded they had to go do that is there like a continuous effect that they have
20:56:24:1520:56:32:07Jesse [GM]to break i thought It Was Just The One Suggestion He’s Given Has He Failed The Check To Try And Break
20:56:31:1820:56:34:01Steve [Nortle]The duration is up to eight hours.
20:56:38:1820:56:43:02Brin [Basil]It’s okay, it’s spelled F-U-C. I’m just kidding.
20:56:43:0120:56:48:22Steve [Nortle]Oh, no. It says the spell ends for the target upon completing it.
20:56:51:1020:56:55:05Steve [Nortle]So he returns the rapier and then he’s like… No wait! Dad!
20:56:58:1920:57:05:22Jesse [GM]um he returns the rapier and he realizes what is he doing
20:57:06:1820:57:12:20Jesse [GM]um and he is going to make an attack on eros because he’s next to eros up there in the air
20:57:12:2020:57:20:28Jesse [GM]okay arrows you’re being attacked okay um and um
20:57:20:2820:57:31:29Jesse [GM]balclaw is goingと try and position himself for his spell that he wants to use position himself uh so that TBD is also potentially
20:57:31:2920:57:41:23Jesse [GM]within range of this spell so once it hits eros and also potentially hit TBD yes sir okay awesome
20:57:46:2320:57:55:23Jesse [GM]hey come on come on foul claw get mad they’re
20:57:53:2520:57:54:28Steve [Nortle]How high up are they?
20:57:55:2320:58:10:07Jesse [GM]20 feet up right now okay what’s
20:58:10:0720:58:11:02Jesse [GM]your um
20:58:12:0620:58:16:19Chris [TBD]My AC is 13.
20:58:13:1620:58:21:03Jesse [GM]ac okay so he rolled a 14 yeah what’s
20:58:19:0120:58:20:04Chris [TBD]Oh, wow! Okay.
20:58:21:0320:58:31:24Jesse [GM]your ac arrows oh sweet
20:58:27:0120:58:30:02Dave [Xeros]Sorry, my AC is 13.
20:58:31:2420:58:43:01Jesse [GM]way to go falclaw he’s he’s a bad guy now and he’s gonna hit you so i was just saying he’s he’s potentially those will be potentially switched because falclad is going to try
20:58:37:2420:58:39:23Steve [Nortle]He’s going to feel so bad about this in the morning.
20:58:43:0120:58:50:22Jesse [GM]and hit you and angle it towards TBD without like leaving uh your space making that attack
20:58:50:2220:58:56:03Jesse [GM]Okay, so both of you are going to take 1d10 fire damage.
20:58:57:0220:58:58:04Dave [Xeros]No I’m not!
20:58:58:2820:59:02:29Jesse [GM]You’re not, huh? We established this last time. Damn.
20:58:59:1920:59:00:23Brin [Basil]He’s immune!
20:59:02:0820:59:03:10Brin [Basil]Yes!
20:59:04:1920:59:06:01Jesse [GM]It’s a one!
20:59:05:2720:59:08:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
20:59:07:0520:59:09:03Dave [Xeros]I think Foul Claw shrinks!
20:59:08:0220:59:11:28Jesse [GM]You freaking wizard! Damage, yeah.
20:59:09:2320:59:15:08Steve [Nortle]No, that was a damage roll. That would be incredible. He’s like thinking he’s all hardcore.
20:59:10:2820:59:12:10Dave [Xeros]Oh it’s a damage roll?
20:59:11:2020:59:12:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
20:59:15:2820:59:16:25Brin [Basil]That’s awesome
20:59:16:0920:59:17:27Dave [Xeros]Oh, he’s so cute.
20:59:16:2020:59:17:29Steve [Nortle]Oh, thank you!
20:59:18:2020:59:22:04Jesse [GM]Cute. Alright, or else you’d take nothing.
20:59:24:2220:59:25:22Chris [TBD]I’m okay with that
20:59:27:0820:59:38:12Brin [Basil]okay he’s weirdly okay with that you had weeks
20:59:29:2620:59:39:00Jesse [GM]okay with that okay um dang it i was so ready all right you guys
20:59:38:2920:59:41:16Chris [TBD]Balclaw internally knows what he’s doing
20:59:41:0820:59:41:27Jesse [GM]fowclaw
20:59:41:1720:59:43:11Dave [Xeros]You know what I did in a couple of weeks?
20:59:43:0420:59:50:16Chris [TBD]He’s playing the long con He’s just making it look like He’s on this dude’s team, but he’s just not hurting us. He doesn’t want to.
20:59:47:2920:59:59:18Jesse [GM]that’s right um yeah he’s conflicted inside yeah there’s something fighting within fowcloth going on right he’s gonna use his bonus action to convert some sorcery points but he has more
20:59:53:2820:59:54:26Chris [TBD]It was an inner battle.
20:59:59:1821:00:06:29Jesse [GM]spell slots for his next amazing attack, okay? And he’s going to freaking wreck somebody. Alright?
21:00:06:2921:00:10:11Dave [Xeros]Hey, hey, Foulclaw don’t be a dick
21:00:08:1821:00:09:19Steve [Nortle]for us.
21:00:10:0521:00:13:26Jesse [GM]Okay, we’re two Basil
21:00:15:2921:00:17:22Dave [Xeros]you’re bleeding out on the floor
21:00:17:2421:00:29:13Steve [Nortle]Do you want to, if you hold your action then we can do move 7A
21:00:19:0421:00:22:29Jesse [GM]His eyes are just rolled back in His giant eyes are His head
21:00:29:1321:00:40:23Steve [Nortle]and what I’ll do is I will dive toward you and go into my full shell mode and you can just soccer kick me because you can
21:00:40:2321:00:47:03Steve [Nortle]open it up so that I can hit him and then you close it up again
21:00:40:2721:00:41:11Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:00:44:2521:00:56:22Chris [TBD]i don’t that’s used that’s two uses though isn’t it it will be another use but it’s just like ricocheting inside because it will restart the time
21:00:45:2321:00:57:15Brin [Basil]-huh absolutely it will be another use but I’m okay with that because it will restart the timer and he’ll get some
21:00:47:0321:00:58:28Steve [Nortle]so i’d like bounce off of it that would that would be another use hopefully
21:00:57:1521:01:05:16Brin [Basil]damage yeah dude and with my freaking boots like
21:00:58:2821:01:07:15Steve [Nortle]quite a bit because you’re gonna i want you to soccer kick me into right i think
21:01:07:1521:01:16:28Steve [Nortle]so you want do we don’t I don’t have to. I just say, and we know that we already know
21:01:09:0821:01:12:03Jesse [GM]That’s a great plan Are you guys yelling at this to each other on the battlefield
21:01:14:1921:01:18:22Jesse [GM]You give her… Oh, okay. You give like a hand signal or something and she knows.
21:01:14:1921:01:22:28Brin [Basil]communicate telepathically right yeah we know sign language she does it with his four fingers
21:01:22:2121:01:23:27Jesse [GM]This is four fingers.
21:01:25:1821:01:26:04Jesse [GM]Sweet.
21:01:26:0821:01:37:14Steve [Nortle]That’s the that’s like the lisp sound And then my face
21:01:27:1021:01:29:17Brin [Basil]He has a hard time with the alphabet sometimes.
21:01:30:1621:01:31:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:01:31:0621:01:34:17Dave [Xeros]okay if it’s 7a how did you make seven
21:01:37:1721:01:38:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:01:39:0621:01:41:01Dave [Xeros]five and six seven
21:01:41:0521:01:42:29Brin [Basil]Oh, don’t say it!
21:01:43:2321:01:44:17Jesse [GM]Oh no.
21:01:45:1721:01:53:05Steve [Nortle]the whisper um so uh tell me what do i need to roll to pull off this and uh how much damage
21:01:53:0521:02:01:21Steve [Nortle]do you think it would be so i’m gonna leap toward her and retract into my shell
21:01:54:0821:01:58:12Jesse [GM]just trying it you’re gonna move to basil and you’re going to join forces to move your attack.
21:02:03:0521:02:08:04Steve [Nortle]which gives me plus four to my ac which means my ac turns to 24
21:02:08:2321:02:17:04Steve [Nortle]And then she will soccer kick me into Not
21:02:17:0421:02:24:21Steve [Nortle]-A as she opens up the dome. Once I strike him and ricochet off, she’ll close it back up.
21:02:19:1921:02:20:16Jesse [GM]Oh, I see.
21:02:24:1321:02:29:08Dave [Xeros]and then it’s like the Koopa Troopa going back and forth and hitting him over and over
21:02:26:1721:02:32:15Steve [Nortle]Well, I feel like if we don’t roll well enough that might end up being what happens.
21:02:26:2121:02:28:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:02:29:0121:02:29:29Chris [TBD]that’s what i said
21:02:32:0821:02:33:26Brin [Basil]I accidentally trap him in.
21:02:32:2021:02:34:15Dave [Xeros]that’s just like yeah
21:02:34:0621:02:34:22Steve [Nortle]Oops!
21:02:36:0121:02:39:08Brin [Basil]And I’m like, I can’t release it again. I only have one more charge. Sorry brother.
21:02:39:0921:02:46:09Chris [TBD]but if he’s good enough and he jumps on top of that shell and gets enough, he’ll get an extra life. So we’ve got to be real careful with that.
21:02:44:1221:02:45:04Dave [Xeros]that’s true
21:02:44:2321:02:45:02Brin [Basil]Oh!
21:02:45:2221:02:47:01Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:02:46:1421:02:48:06Dave [Xeros]he’ll get multiple extra wives
21:02:46:2921:02:47:14Brin [Basil]Got him.
21:02:48:1321:02:48:16Chris [TBD]Yeah.
21:02:50:0121:02:51:16Jesse [GM]Extra lives or extra wife?
21:02:53:0721:02:54:27Brin [Basil]well he’s never mind
21:02:54:0421:02:55:08Steve [Nortle]mama mia
21:02:56:0121:02:57:08Dave [Xeros]one wife yet
21:02:58:0621:03:08:02Jesse [GM]okay um yeah i’m not sure what do you roll in this situation so i feel like this is a pretty you guys have obviously practiced these moves and your if you can signal to each other and
21:02:59:1321:03:01:22Brin [Basil]he could if he’s a good guy
21:03:02:2021:03:03:23Dave [Xeros]he’s a good guy
21:03:06:0621:03:16:11Steve [Nortle]yeah so i feel like this would be an athletics role on my part to leap forward and then honestly i feel
21:03:16:1121:03:23:09Steve [Nortle]probably in athletics on your
21:03:17:1221:03:19:22Brin [Basil]it’s hard to tell but my quads are huge
21:03:23:0221:03:28:19Brin [Basil]yeah that’s what I would think too back from the days when we played soccer together
21:03:28:0421:03:39:09Jesse [GM]yeah you’re going to have to give him um a pretty good kick um and you’re gonna have to simultaneously time this like release of the shield with the kick
21:03:38:2321:03:41:12Brin [Basil]easy just fist down
21:03:42:2421:03:44:23Brin [Basil]I’m just using another charge
21:03:46:0921:03:49:20Steve [Nortle]here’s my here’s my athletics check
21:03:46:2221:03:48:12Jesse [GM]so you’ll both make an athletics check
21:03:51:1621:03:56:28Steve [Nortle]you tell me man I rolled a 21 so okay
21:03:56:1621:04:01:15Brin [Basil]did you just see that
21:04:03:0121:04:03:21Jesse [GM]want a 16
21:04:03:0621:04:04:20Brin [Basil]it was literally
21:04:05:2121:04:08:17Brin [Basil]on 12 and then it rolled back it was like
21:04:07:2921:04:20:29Chris [TBD]it was like well you’ve got these like walls here good um
21:04:10:2121:04:13:00Dave [Xeros]you’ve got like magical darkness around it now.
21:04:11:0321:04:16:28Brin [Basil]I know I’m sorry yeah, you’re right did she?
21:04:13:0921:04:17:20Jesse [GM]could work in your favor later you don’t know he could you know don’t give
21:04:15:2421:04:20:25Dave [Xeros]Like did you see that? It was a 20 Yes, it was a 30
21:04:17:2021:04:27:06Jesse [GM]up yeah what did you roll where does your role oh okay
21:04:18:2121:04:19:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:04:19:2021:04:21:15Steve [Nortle]it was indeed
21:04:22:0221:04:29:28Brin [Basil]um i only got a seven technically but
21:04:27:0621:04:32:16Jesse [GM]uh so you oh yeah you do yep you can try
21:04:28:0821:04:30:28Dave [Xeros]You do have Bardic Inspiration by the way
21:04:29:2821:04:37:13Brin [Basil]to get to 16 from now I won’t
21:04:32:2421:04:36:10Dave [Xeros]But High Seeking to 6 Yeah, you won’t be 16
21:04:33:1921:04:39:10Chris [TBD]to get the 16 yeah it’s not a yeah
21:04:39:2421:04:45:04Jesse [GM]so you try and kick nortle into the shield you guys are so excited because
21:04:45:0421:04:52:08Jesse [GM]haven’t used this move in a long time you’re a little too stoked uh and so it’s like the timing
21:04:50:1821:04:51:19Brin [Basil]too much pre -workout
21:04:52:0821:05:02:02Jesse [GM]of things right uh as nortle goes into his shell he drops to the floor and you’re or it’s like the timing where he hasn’t quite reached the floor
21:05:02:0221:05:11:11Jesse [GM]and you go to kick and he’s not there yet and he his shell just lands on your leg it lands on her foot and he kind of crushes your foot right
21:05:08:1121:05:15:14Steve [Nortle]in my shell so yeah
21:05:14:2221:05:19:07Jesse [GM]yeah yeah so you got the timing wrong you were a little too excited about this
21:05:15:1421:05:22:00Steve [Nortle]did i do it
21:05:19:2221:05:20:23Brin [Basil]sorry bro
21:05:22:0021:05:23:13Brin [Basil]I fucked up
21:05:22:0021:05:31:14Steve [Nortle]um did i get him i’m not moving i take and i hit him hard
21:05:24:0221:05:25:08Chris [TBD]He’s still inside the shell.
21:05:27:0321:05:27:28Chris [TBD]I hit something.
21:05:31:2821:05:39:21Brin [Basil]and a single tear Dang. That sucks.
21:05:33:2821:05:37:09Chris [TBD]Let me guess right between the nuts or the legs.
21:05:37:0621:05:39:15Jesse [GM]nice okay good try Good try.
21:05:40:0221:05:46:17Steve [Nortle]retract himself there too like into the chest nortal ac plus four that’s got to mean
21:05:40:1121:05:42:16Dave [Xeros]himself there too like into his shell
21:05:47:2021:05:50:25Dave [Xeros]arms, legs nuts
21:05:51:2421:05:54:12Chris [TBD]We’ve had conflicting ideas on this.
21:05:55:2021:06:00:09Chris [TBD]You’ve said repeatedly turtles can’t do that but then you seem to have done it.
21:05:58:0821:06:07:14Steve [Nortle]we if we look at the original artwork of the ninja turtles from like 1982
21:06:07:1421:06:17:22Steve [Nortle]they clearly have something going on between their legs it’s supposed to be a tail but I don’t know, it’s kind of like the new skin
21:06:08:0321:06:09:02Chris [TBD]They can do it.
21:06:15:2621:06:19:00Brin [Basil]It’s an interesting shape.
21:06:18:2921:06:23:19Jesse [GM]That is the most authoritative source. So, you know…
21:06:19:0521:06:19:20Steve [Nortle]icon.
21:06:19:1021:06:24:24Dave [Xeros]yeah we solved some ninja lore tonight
21:06:21:2121:06:22:11Steve [Nortle]For sure.
21:06:24:1921:06:35:18Chris [TBD]I’m still sustaining that arc, and I’m going to take another blast at it. So if I sustain the arc from Witch Bolt between my turns, it says
21:06:35:1821:06:47:03Chris [TBD]I keep casting it until I do a different action so I don’t have to roll to see if it’s successful or not because it originally was. Is
21:06:38:1921:06:40:06Dave [Xeros]yeah so it just hits him again
21:06:46:0621:06:52:14Jesse [GM]That’s what it sounds like. However, however we do have it does have a DC now.
21:06:47:0321:06:51:06Chris [TBD]It’s 2d12. Okay, something.
21:06:53:0321:07:01:06Dave [Xeros]oh i’m gonna sideline dm this we also did throw up a wall of force in between this and it probably stopped any magical connection with it
21:07:01:0621:07:10:19Dave [Xeros]it was over him oh you’re attacking the gate oh okay yeah i’m wrong good thanks all right
21:07:01:2821:07:03:29Chris [TBD]It wasn’t between me and the gate, was it?
21:07:01:2921:07:06:01Brin [Basil]Wait over the gate? Not the gate! It’s over here.
21:07:06:0821:07:08:16Chris [TBD]Oh, I’ve been attacking that gate this whole time.
21:07:08:2421:07:11:02Jesse [GM]He’s out of the way he’s out of the way yeah
21:07:12:0321:07:13:12Chris [TBD]So how do you want to handle
21:07:16:2921:07:25:14Jesse [GM]let’s just go like if you’re trying to hit it again and see if you beat the DC to hit this thing. We’ll just start there You did hit it before
21:07:22:1721:07:23:08Chris [TBD]Sounds good.
21:07:27:1421:07:39:04Chris [TBD]Yeah, I did and I blasted it and it was a second level slot so it’s 2d12 uh damage when i successfully hit i just need to remember forming
21:07:39:0421:07:49:20Chris [TBD]the target make a range spell attack against the heater on a hit so range spell means plus seven
21:07:49:2021:07:51:13Chris [TBD]that’s my roll
21:07:52:2521:08:02:18Chris [TBD]oh gosh dang it starting out strong with two plus seven nine does that hit
21:07:54:1121:07:55:03Brin [Basil]No way
21:07:58:2821:08:00:13Brin [Basil]that’s what I just got cursed with
21:08:01:0721:08:05:10Jesse [GM]it definitely does not hit
21:08:02:2521:08:04:08Brin [Basil]messed up our mood
21:08:04:2621:08:12:08Chris [TBD]i didn’t think so all right
21:08:07:0021:08:09:01Jesse [GM]ooh you just controlled something over here
21:08:09:2421:08:10:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:08:11:2721:08:14:10Dave [Xeros]Can you push DM?
21:08:12:0821:08:18:17Chris [TBD]but i um i do want to push back a little
21:08:20:0221:08:20:11Dave [Xeros]You’re back.
21:08:21:0721:08:23:00Jesse [GM]we’re back oh sorry yeah
21:08:24:0421:08:34:13Chris [TBD]i do wanna push back a little since you are sort of changing the way we were gonna do it that’s i don’t want to take my action i want to say that maybe at the beginning of my turn
21:08:34:1321:08:43:05Chris [TBD]it stopped and i’d like to take an action thank you I’d like to cast Healing Words on myself, and
21:08:36:1621:08:36:27Jesse [GM]this yeah
21:08:43:0521:08:54:05Chris [TBD]I don’t have that spell. What is that? No, I had the spell through the Tablet of Tablature. It’s 1d4
21:08:47:0321:08:48:01Jesse [GM]don’t have that spell at all
21:08:50:0421:08:53:08Jesse [GM]I would like to cast this however
21:08:54:0521:08:59:22Chris [TBD]plus 7 for me. Ah! 8. That’s better than nothing.
21:08:55:1421:09:03:04Jesse [GM]okay cool yeah give yourself some help eight yeah that’ll help you okay nice way to go
21:08:59:1121:09:00:26Brin [Basil]Yeah, there you go
21:09:05:0521:09:08:29Jesse [GM]okay um and with that that’s your only action is that your turn
21:09:09:0921:09:10:23Chris [TBD]Uh, that’s about all I can do, yeah.
21:09:10:2821:09:12:10Jesse [GM]Okay, all right. Then we’re back to Eros.
21:09:14:1521:09:17:11Dave [Xeros]circle there. Didn’t we? All right.
21:09:15:2821:09:18:10Jesse [GM]Full circle! Full portal.
21:09:17:1721:09:19:05Steve [Nortle]Let’s keep going this fast.
21:09:18:2021:09:19:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:09:20:2421:09:32:07Dave [Xeros]Okay. So he is 10 feet back in. Foulclaw just attacked me, correct? But he didn’t really do anything succeed. Yeah.
21:09:30:1321:09:34:08Jesse [GM]The suggestion messed him up. He didn’t realize fire wouldn’t work on you.
21:09:35:1321:09:39:13Dave [Xeros]I get that. Okay, so I’m going to…
21:09:44:1021:09:49:29Dave [Xeros]I don’t know. Because I can be a suggestion at will. I just don’t want to do that again. I’m gonna cast
21:09:52:0021:10:00:03Dave [Xeros]Enlarge Reduce on him on Foulclaw So if all of his future attacks are at disadvantage
21:10:00:0321:10:10:16Dave [Xeros]so yeah i’m gonna shrink him uh not in the cute way all right yeah so uh cons
21:10:00:2021:10:03:04Chris [TBD]You’re gonna shrink them? Heck yeah
21:10:04:0821:10:06:04Chris [TBD]And not in the cute way
21:10:07:2021:10:08:10Chris [TBD]Yeah
21:10:09:2621:10:12:01Jesse [GM]He’s going to be a cute little demon owl.
21:10:10:1621:10:19:10Dave [Xeros]yeah a constitution saving throw of 16 plus charismatic
21:10:16:0121:10:16:22Jesse [GM]Wow, okay.
21:10:19:1021:10:24:02Dave [Xeros]some charisma and while I’m doing
21:10:24:0221:10:32:06Dave [Xeros]that I’m going to use my bonus action bardic uh a 16 um
21:10:24:0821:10:28:14Brin [Basil]phone is actually bought it
21:10:24:1021:10:25:03Jesse [GM]16 plus?
21:10:27:1921:10:28:14Jesse [GM]A 16.
21:10:30:2221:10:31:26Jesse [GM]Yeah, the roller?
21:10:32:0621:10:38:15Dave [Xeros]is silvery barbs no no no Yeah. Silvery boss.
21:10:34:2321:10:36:14Steve [Nortle]no, no,
21:10:38:2921:10:49:04Brin [Basil]Oh my god
21:10:42:1021:10:44:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that.
21:10:44:1321:10:45:09Jesse [GM]Pray just a little bit.
21:10:46:2221:10:47:18Jesse [GM]16 again!
21:10:47:2521:10:49:23Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh! All right.
21:10:48:1921:10:49:08Jesse [GM][laughter]
21:10:50:2421:10:56:27Dave [Xeros]So I’m just going to try to dodge out of the way now so I’m actually going to go up and use my movement but I’m going to go up another 20 feet
21:10:56:2921:11:08:23Jesse [GM]Okay, if you leave his area… So what happened? I know you guys aren’t… He gave you back the rapier and that’s where he left off his last turn was he had to return the blade to you and then he passed his spell. So you guys, You’re still.
21:10:59:1821:11:00:15Dave [Xeros]He was…
21:11:07:2421:11:11:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah, he can I have my rapia so he can try to attack me leaving
21:11:12:2821:11:17:24Jesse [GM]He’ll get an opportunity on you But you’re going to go higher
21:11:17:2321:11:18:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’m doing up to 40
21:11:19:1721:11:21:25Jesse [GM]I think we decided the dome is probably
21:11:23:0021:11:25:04Jesse [GM]30 or 40 Let’s say 35
21:11:24:1621:11:28:27Chris [TBD]Is it dark up there?
21:11:27:2221:11:28:26Dave [Xeros]Is it dark up there?
21:11:30:0621:11:31:09Steve [Nortle]I’m gonna blend in
21:11:30:0721:11:31:09Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna blend in
21:11:32:2521:11:34:15Brin [Basil]You can’t, you’re glowing.
21:11:34:1221:11:38:16Jesse [GM]You had your wings and everything Yeah You came out of the closet last time
21:11:39:0321:11:39:25Brin [Basil]Ah!
21:11:40:2521:11:42:11Jesse [GM]Like your true self has appeared
21:11:42:0121:11:43:28Steve [Nortle]And Nade Was very impressed
21:11:43:1521:11:47:28Brin [Basil]I’m like no that’s going on.
21:11:43:2021:11:45:26Jesse [GM]now they gave you a little wink again yeah
21:11:44:0321:11:56:00Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m fine no so i’m not gonna hide i’m just going to shine up up uh up it yeah yeah i am just gonna glow brighter and brighter
21:11:46:1921:11:49:10Chris [TBD]Oh, my mind. Sean?
21:11:47:1021:11:48:09Jesse [GM][laughter]
21:11:50:1321:11:57:06Jesse [GM]yeah do you look like the sun at noonday up there it’s like it’s your zenith right now
21:11:52:0021:11:58:04Steve [Nortle]yeah i am just gonna blow brighter and brighter he creates a pillar of light
21:11:53:2321:12:02:08Chris [TBD]You can
21:11:54:1121:11:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:11:59:0121:11:59:23Brin [Basil]Okay.
21:12:00:1821:12:01:04Jesse [GM]exactly
21:12:03:0321:12:04:14Dave [Xeros]above your head
21:12:04:0621:12:06:22Jesse [GM]okay fellclaw is gonna make an attack on you
21:12:09:1221:12:14:10Steve [Nortle]spell that foulclaw used was that um a level one spell
21:12:15:1921:12:18:16Jesse [GM]fire uh firebolt
21:12:18:2021:12:20:18Steve [Nortle]oh no firebolt’s a cantrip okay
21:12:20:1621:12:21:08Jesse [GM]It’s a cantrip.
21:12:22:0221:12:32:13Steve [Nortle]because hey wild surge could happen anytime he uses a level one spell and that could be you can use it now
21:12:27:2321:12:32:02Jesse [GM]That’s true, that’s true. Yeah, yeah, keep that in mind.
21:12:30:0121:12:35:04Dave [Xeros]he can use it now if he wants let’s do it wild surge
21:12:32:1321:12:34:16Steve [Nortle]once do it
21:12:35:2921:12:39:21Steve [Nortle]well anytime he does a level 1 spell or higher
21:12:42:1321:12:52:27Jesse [GM]to pick the damage this time. It’s not gonna be fire, okay? Alright. Okay, so he’s gonna make an attack on you, he’s going to cast Sorcerous Burst to try and hit you on your way out of here.
21:12:56:2321:12:57:23Dave [Xeros]is supposed to be good
21:12:56:2821:12:59:28Jesse [GM]he’s possessed right now so he probably pranked at Gog.
21:12:57:2221:13:06:01Chris [TBD]I saw it.
21:12:58:0821:13:10:06Brin [Basil]I did see that It’s exactly what happened to me And guess what it was A two for me as well
21:12:59:0921:13:04:18Dave [Xeros]it’s yeah it’s probably dog just got some gogish goggish inhibitions there
21:13:04:0421:13:04:28Jesse [GM]Did you see
21:13:13:1221:13:18:00Dave [Xeros]no nah close close 13.
21:13:13:1721:13:14:06Jesse [GM][laughter]
21:13:14:2321:13:16:28Steve [Nortle]i mean his violin might be
21:13:19:1321:13:27:03Jesse [GM]okay yeah this whole like possession thing has him off his game his spells are just they are kind of wild surging they’re kind of going everywhere so he goes to hit ya
21:13:25:1721:13:29:28Dave [Xeros]yeah i mean it’s not like he had a lot of game to begin with so it’s it’s fine
21:13:27:0321:13:38:25Jesse [GM]yeah he misses you oh oh the the fire the fire so foul claw was like trying to fight this thing
21:13:30:2721:13:33:01Steve [Nortle]wow that’s how eros dies apparently
21:13:30:2921:13:36:26Dave [Xeros]wow that’s how arrows die apparently yeah no i mean if he’s gonna try to attack me yeah like
21:13:33:2921:13:42:11Brin [Basil]I’m going to go
21:13:34:1121:13:58:27Chris [TBD]I don’t know.
21:13:38:2521:13:46:16Jesse [GM]before it was pretty conflicted inside he hears your insults he’s yeah he’s
21:13:39:1521:13:49:23Dave [Xeros]uh-huh no i’m gonna go all the way up to top and i’m like man after this i’m just going to sleep with odonna so i’mちょっと letting you know okay yeah all right yeah
21:13:44:2821:13:51:16Steve [Nortle]so i’m just letting you know okay yeah all right yeah yeah it leads to anger
21:13:47:2221:13:50:16Jesse [GM]the hate and yeah he’s just yeah okay
21:13:52:0321:13:53:15Dave [Xeros]Leads to anger, it does.
21:13:54:2821:13:55:18Dave [Xeros]to gog.
21:14:00:0721:14:07:07Jesse [GM]it is Falclaw’s turn now though in spite of him missing his first attack on you um
21:14:16:2721:14:17:07Jesse [GM]the music?
21:14:17:2921:14:21:12Dave [Xeros]Nah, I mean, it’s battle. We’re battling, right?
21:14:21:1921:14:27:08Steve [Nortle]right we need someone to just be a full time dj for these
21:14:23:2521:14:26:02Dave [Xeros]Sounds good. Doesn’t sound all weird and hollow.
21:14:28:2821:14:30:19Dave [Xeros]That would require another stream deck.
21:14:30:1321:14:32:11Brin [Basil]Where do I put in my application?
21:14:33:0121:14:37:16Dave [Xeros]You want to… I have one over there. I will let you DJ the whole time if you want.
21:14:38:2321:14:40:26Brin [Basil]Yeah, I can barely keep tracking myself.
21:14:43:1521:14:52:00Jesse [GM]so Falclaws you’ve left his region or his area, you’ve gotten away successfully Valclaw’s going to fly lower. He’s still going to be… How tall are you?
21:14:50:0421:15:01:06Steve [Nortle]Falclaw is on fire tonight
21:14:52:1721:14:58:18Chris [TBD]seven feet tall it’s actually true
21:14:53:2721:14:58:19Jesse [GM]Seven feet tall, pretty small for a Goliath. He’s gonna fly around like 15 feet.
21:14:59:2621:15:01:28Dave [Xeros]you’re half you’re halvesies
21:15:01:2821:15:05:26Chris [TBD]i don’t think i’m i don’T remember if i’m habsy or not i don t i think maybe
21:15:02:1121:15:08:13Steve [Nortle]yeah, I think I’m under her foot
21:15:04:0421:15:06:02Jesse [GM]Nordle, are you next to Basil though?
21:15:05:2521:15:06:25Dave [Xeros]you’re just straight Goliath
21:15:07:1921:15:19:01Chris [TBD]no that was a that was an different character i played yeah because he was a dwarf yeah No, no. I’m still from the Goliath in so he probably
21:15:09:1221:15:10:08Dave [Xeros]no because Jacques
21:15:10:1221:15:12:05Brin [Basil]Ah! My big toe!
21:15:12:1521:15:13:10Dave [Xeros]like quartersies
21:15:15:1921:15:16:16Brin [Basil]You got it?
21:15:16:0321:15:20:26Jesse [GM]You’re on top of her foot because she missed the timing in your shell when you retreated, right?
21:15:19:0121:15:21:19Chris [TBD]hooked up with another Golieth and then that brought back up
21:15:20:1321:15:25:23Dave [Xeros]but if you’re a progenitor it’s like if he’s halvesies then you’re like three quarters and it kind
21:15:22:0021:15:24:09Steve [Nortle]If he’s half since then
21:15:25:2021:15:26:28Chris [TBD]It’s in there Yeah
21:15:27:1921:15:32:01Dave [Xeros]degenerates until everyone has mental disease
21:15:31:2221:15:33:08Chris [TBD]Until we’re all the same
21:15:34:1621:15:38:15Jesse [GM]falclaw’s gonna fly just above our first portal over here he’s about
21:15:38:1521:15:47:28Jesse [GM]10 15 feet in the air and he’s going to make an attack on basil and nortal okay yeah so he’s still
21:15:44:2521:15:53:06Dave [Xeros]on this portal right here okay i don’t have a smooth hand like that
21:15:47:2821:15:51:19Jesse [GM]kind of in a similar yeah well yeah you can put him like in front of the door there but he’s
21:15:53:2021:15:59:07Brin [Basil]oh stop it I can’t do it either yeah that’s a bad idea
21:15:55:2621:15:58:05Chris [TBD]It’s going to fall and break his screen
21:15:59:2321:16:06:16Steve [Nortle]Or the mini, and we all know which would be worse if it broke
21:16:01:2221:16:02:17Chris [TBD]or the mini
21:16:07:2221:16:13:25Dave [Xeros]most likely he he’s he’s right here
21:16:16:2521:16:18:13Brin [Basil]I had my first failed print today
21:16:17:2421:16:17:29Jesse [GM]good
21:16:20:2021:16:26:08Jesse [GM]okay your guys’ armor class is crazy isn’t it
21:16:24:0221:16:27:06Steve [Nortle]Mine is 24 right now.
21:16:31:0921:16:37:02Steve [Nortle]In my defense, it’s because I am in my shell. But normally I’m at 20.
21:16:37:1921:16:39:13Brin [Basil]where he goes when I try to kick
21:16:39:2221:16:40:08Steve [Nortle]Yeah!
21:16:41:1721:16:44:12Jesse [GM]okay all right he’s primarily aiming for basil
21:16:42:2321:16:46:15Steve [Nortle]And all you hear is an echo of laughter coming out of…
21:16:46:2221:16:56:28Brin [Basil]rage really bad no way it’s
21:16:51:2121:17:02:19Jesse [GM]does it hit yeah he does nice 15 okay cool okay you get to take 1d10
21:16:55:0421:16:57:14Steve [Nortle]wait no isn’t 16 your
21:16:58:2421:17:05:02Steve [Nortle]so what did he cast
21:17:02:1921:17:14:08Jesse [GM]fire damage um this is Firebolt again this is Cantrip Firebolt man but he sucks
21:17:14:2421:17:19:11Brin [Basil]you’re rolling it my bad that’s all right I’ll take that
21:17:15:2621:17:21:03Jesse [GM]yeah you take three damage yep yep that’s all okay
21:17:22:0521:17:26:20Steve [Nortle]is now singed you now smell like a campfire
21:17:26:1221:17:35:23Brin [Basil]I’m upset I didn’t ask for this in a day.
21:17:26:2321:17:29:04Jesse [GM]you’re kind of like a golden marshmallow right now you know
21:17:29:1621:17:29:28Chris [TBD]s’more.
21:17:30:0721:17:30:13Jesse [GM]off
21:17:30:0821:17:31:04Dave [Xeros]golden brown
21:17:32:1421:17:33:16Dave [Xeros]golden brown back end
21:17:33:0321:17:34:15Jesse [GM]jeez okay
21:17:35:1421:17:38:20Dave [Xeros]rabbit chops what do they call it when you like cook rabbit
21:17:38:1121:17:52:04Brin [Basil]I don’t remember this being on the menu at the spa yeah it
21:17:43:1121:17:44:00Jesse [GM]um
21:17:43:2221:17:47:14Dave [Xeros]has a real word cooked rabbit I’m trying to remember what it is
21:17:45:2221:17:51:18Steve [Nortle]I’m just thinking of Samwise Gamgee a brace of conies
21:17:51:1621:17:55:10Dave [Xeros]conies that’s it yeah okay we’ll go with conie yeah braised conie
21:17:52:0421:18:16:12Brin [Basil]is so
21:17:57:1021:17:58:13Steve [Nortle]rotisserie style
21:17:59:1921:18:03:05Jesse [GM]um basil what is your dexterity
21:18:06:1621:18:07:07Jesse [GM]what is your
21:18:09:0121:18:14:28Jesse [GM]i cast the spell and someone has to make a dexter saving throw against her
21:18:13:1021:18:19:01Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s if it’s against her it’s her dexterity saving throw
21:18:16:1221:18:28:05Brin [Basil]I roll and my index is plus three it’s not so
21:18:21:1021:18:28:28Dave [Xeros]but it’s a saving throw it’s actually probably a little bit better you actually do the save then you have to do so
21:18:28:0521:18:34:04Brin [Basil]I roll is that what you’re asking me to do right now
21:18:36:1021:18:46:11Jesse [GM]this is going to be his next attack and he’s gonna have advantage on this uh because he used that ability at the beginning
21:18:46:1121:18:50:23Jesse [GM]um and he is going to cast disintegrate
21:18:51:2821:18:54:16Jesse [GM]is going to try and eliminate your shield now
21:18:53:1721:18:54:18Chris [TBD]This is bad
21:18:55:0121:18:57:10Brin [Basil]it seems that our dm has done some homework
21:18:57:0821:19:00:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:18:58:2021:19:01:20Jesse [GM]a couple dm
21:19:02:2721:19:04:09Jesse [GM]moves modifications
21:19:03:0621:19:03:24Chris [TBD]Modifications
21:19:04:0921:19:07:05Brin [Basil]we may have taken too long of a break gentlemen
21:19:05:2221:19:11:01Chris [TBD]How can we get these guys
21:19:06:2621:19:08:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:19:07:0521:19:09:22Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:19:07:1521:19:09:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:19:10:1521:19:12:10Brin [Basil]you read the fine print
21:19:12:1921:19:20:10Jesse [GM]he’s gonna cast disintegrate try and obliterate you’re gonna see if you take damage on this move with
21:19:20:1021:19:30:04Jesse [GM]your deck save um but the only reason that he can destroy your shield because your dome is like impenetrable like up to this point the way we’ve been playing like nothing
21:19:30:0421:19:41:26Jesse [GM]stop it. The only reason that he is able to destroy your shield is because of the hundred years that he has spent researching
21:19:30:1421:19:32:14Brin [Basil]yeah nothing physically can pass for
21:19:41:2621:19:48:21Jesse [GM]the hallow spell and trying to figure out how to get past it. He has learned how to Get Past all their shields
21:19:48:2121:19:54:09Jesse [GM]the hallow spell keeps him out specifically there’s no way that he could break down
21:19:52:1121:20:03:16Brin [Basil]he even had enough time for a backstory how lovely great you just pulled that out of his ass or
21:19:54:0921:20:01:08Jesse [GM]yep yeah okay all right so he’s going to cast disintegrate yeah
21:20:02:2921:20:12:16Steve [Nortle]and wait So she’s being, like the beam is going through her Through the wall of And won’t it also hit Nade?
21:20:14:2921:20:24:13Steve [Nortle]If it Oh I thought Foul Klawas Okay I misunderstood I was like wow That’s a strong possession
21:20:19:0921:20:21:27Jesse [GM]No, Valclaw does not have this spell.
21:20:20:0621:20:28:01Dave [Xeros]shooting it i was like wow does and it it doesn’t chain lightning out or anything okay
21:20:25:0521:20:32:13Brin [Basil]oh okay I thought you were I thought foul claw was doing it that’s why said did he pull that out of his…out of
21:20:26:1521:20:27:19Jesse [GM]I don’t think so.
21:20:31:1821:20:38:19Dave [Xeros]his uh feathers what and birds have a very specific word for their yeah there it
21:20:32:1321:20:40:16Brin [Basil]his ass. That’s what I said that was the
21:20:37:0321:20:37:25Steve [Nortle]Klawak
21:20:40:1621:20:44:22Brin [Basil]word but i didn’t know i needed should
21:20:41:1121:20:44:08Dave [Xeros]yep yep it’s cloaca isn’t it
21:20:42:1821:20:51:13Steve [Nortle]It’s Klawakea isn’t it i only seen it written it’s cloaca yeah he pulled it out of his cloaca
21:20:46:0021:20:46:16Jesse [GM]Oh gosh!
21:20:46:1021:20:47:29Dave [Xeros]It’s cloaca, yeah.
21:20:46:2621:20:50:23Brin [Basil]we let’s get watch out i might say
21:20:47:1721:20:49:08Jesse [GM]Hurry, hurry, hurry. Let’s move. Okay.
21:20:49:1321:20:51:13Dave [Xeros]He pulled it out of his cloaca.
21:20:50:2321:21:10:04Brin [Basil]another v -word again all right
21:20:55:0321:20:56:06Dave [Xeros]What? Validate?
21:20:59:2421:21:11:13Jesse [GM]So your dexterity… I know your dexterity modifier is pretty good so it’s his dex she has to beat because he’s casting this spell so you have to beat a 16 that’s all you have got to be. You’re probably pretty good.
21:21:10:0321:21:12:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah, as a saving throw
21:21:10:0421:21:19:19Brin [Basil]for a dex saving throw okay so i failed on that but i have a thingy thing for this when
21:21:18:0821:21:19:11Jesse [GM]a thingy thing
21:21:20:1321:21:26:19Brin [Basil]you fail a deck saving throw you can use your reaction to roll a d4 and add it to this. It’s nothings can help. Nothing is
21:21:21:1521:21:28:17Steve [Nortle]what about your wait what about you’re bardic inspiration
21:21:27:2521:21:29:00Dave [Xeros]We didn’t have your bardac inspiration.
21:21:28:1321:21:31:13Brin [Basil]my party, nothing can help this situation
21:21:31:1021:21:33:27Dave [Xeros]Is that bad of a roll, huh? Alright!
21:21:33:2721:21:36:22Jesse [GM]did you shrink too is that what happened
21:21:34:0121:21:44:05Brin [Basil]7 is the total. No I did not. I rolled a 4 and I have plus 3 so I got a 7 but if I use
21:21:44:0521:21:55:22Brin [Basil]my lucky footwork it still is only a D4 there’s nothing you can save. Not even yeah there’s just no I mean, should I chance it?
21:21:50:0521:21:50:19Steve [Nortle]have to you’d
21:21:56:2221:21:57:14Brin [Basil]It’s a waste.
21:21:57:0021:22:05:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s… yeah you’re you’re fine i just take the hits aren’t she you’re like well
21:21:59:0021:21:59:21Brin [Basil]My odds?
21:22:03:0821:22:04:10Brin [Basil]I’m taking it.
21:22:07:0521:22:15:23Jesse [GM]so he’s pissed because you guys have kind of been winning this fight so far so he has cast this at pretty high level
21:22:08:1921:22:09:07Brin [Basil]Yeah.
21:22:16:1121:22:22:11Dave [Xeros]level three well disintegrate starts at like level five doesn’t it
21:22:16:1821:22:19:20Brin [Basil]That’s wonderful. Disintegrate. What is that going to do to my hair?
21:22:21:2821:22:28:05Jesse [GM]we have modified it so that you do not take 60 10 damage immediately from the spell
21:22:28:2021:22:30:26Brin [Basil]That would be helpful because I would be dead.
21:22:30:2221:22:36:20Jesse [GM]you’d be dead. The shield yeah absorbs a ton
21:22:32:0521:22:35:13Steve [Nortle]the shield absorbed a lot of that dangerous energy
21:22:33:2921:22:35:17Dave [Xeros]yeah uh okay
21:22:34:2521:22:35:13Brin [Basil]Right!
21:22:37:1821:22:40:24Brin [Basil]All of it. Yeah. Like
21:22:39:0021:22:40:09Steve [Nortle]Like, so much.
21:22:43:1521:22:54:06Brin [Basil]100%. I mean come on it does right It’s hitting the wall of force it’s not going to hit us
21:22:44:1321:22:46:17Jesse [GM]um but uh
21:22:51:1621:22:58:25Steve [Nortle]Let’s let the dice decide what percentage does it absorb? No we don’t want to do the dice
21:22:54:0621:22:59:14Brin [Basil]The disintegration spell will disintegrate when it hits its target
21:22:54:1521:22:56:12Jesse [GM]purpose of this so
21:22:58:1021:23:08:12Dave [Xeros]oh my god was that a hundred I thought it was a hundred I was like what
21:23:00:0221:23:03:16Jesse [GM]So the purpose of this spell, so you can target a creature.
21:23:02:2521:23:04:14Brin [Basil]What did you just roll?
21:23:03:0121:23:03:25Steve [Nortle]Rolled a 10
21:23:05:0721:23:09:10Steve [Nortle]I thought it was 100 I was like, what? No
21:23:09:2021:23:20:15Jesse [GM]So the purpose of the spell is that you can target a character with this to just attack with them but a feature of the spell is it automatically disintegrates any shield like that you have
21:23:21:1521:23:24:15Brin [Basil]It’s interesting how it’s so specific
21:23:24:2521:23:36:00Jesse [GM]I found it I did my research I still haven’t figured out silvery barbs So you’re going to take 2d10 damage for this, okay?
21:23:25:2421:23:27:19Brin [Basil]You found it
21:23:29:0821:23:31:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:23:30:2721:23:35:20Steve [Nortle]reminding me
21:23:32:0421:23:36:10Dave [Xeros]reminding me Silvery Bobs
21:23:38:1621:23:48:04Brin [Basil]you’re using it um 2d10 where’s my other one
21:23:38:2021:23:40:02Steve [Nortle]She’s doing a save roll
21:23:39:2421:23:40:25Dave [Xeros]No, on Disintegrate.
21:23:41:0721:23:47:02Steve [Nortle]she has to do a saveroll it’s not an attack yeah we don’t want to give her silvery barbs
21:23:41:2621:23:43:16Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, it’s a save roll. Never mind.
21:23:46:0821:23:49:12Jesse [GM]No, I rolled a damage. I rolled the damage for you, Bryn.
21:23:47:0421:23:49:11Dave [Xeros]No him because he’d have to re-roll again.
21:23:49:0521:23:52:20Steve [Nortle]no but if she’d have to go with this
21:23:51:0921:23:56:13Brin [Basil]you’re rolling it okay sorry i don’t know why i keep doing that oh great that’s wonderful
21:23:53:0021:23:54:22Jesse [GM]So yeah, you only take 10 damage.
21:23:57:2421:24:00:15Dave [Xeros]Do you have to hit yourself? Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting itself!
21:23:57:2821:23:58:11Jesse [GM]Okay.
21:23:58:2921:24:00:29Steve [Nortle]is everything okay up there
21:24:00:2521:24:11:25Brin [Basil]okay i just i just want to take just a quick note that as this disintegration spell passes i’m holding up this okay first of all and
21:24:11:2521:24:18:06Brin [Basil]all the hair falls off my ass. I have a bald hand.
21:24:14:2621:24:16:20Jesse [GM]You just have one bald hand now?
21:24:17:0521:24:19:12Chris [TBD]Now, is it a human hand?
21:24:18:0621:24:26:19Brin [Basil]Yes! With my long -ass middle finger…
21:24:19:1021:24:19:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:24:21:2221:24:22:17Jesse [GM]hold on
21:24:22:0121:24:23:08Dave [Xeros]Wait a second
21:24:27:2521:24:35:21Jesse [GM]debating whether Falclaw has hands since the beginning of this game I think it’s only fair that we figure out whether these are paws
21:24:28:2821:24:29:10Dave [Xeros]Hat
21:24:29:2721:24:35:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:24:30:0621:24:33:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:24:33:2521:24:40:13Brin [Basil]No, no one has ever known this now i just i have four fingers just like him
21:24:35:1621:24:36:20Dave [Xeros]Or hands.
21:24:40:1821:24:43:18Chris [TBD]Oh so it doesn’t look like a middle finger then.
21:24:42:0621:24:43:29Brin [Basil]but no one knows
21:24:43:1721:24:45:16Jesse [GM]technically you don’t have a middle finger
21:24:45:1021:24:47:04Chris [TBD]Yeah you can’t flip anyone off.
21:24:46:0121:24:47:23Dave [Xeros]you flip someone off yeah, you can’t do it.
21:24:47:0121:24:48:10Brin [Basil]I do
21:24:47:2821:24:51:10Steve [Nortle]that’s what That’s the miracle!
21:24:48:2121:24:51:12Chris [TBD]Nah, that’s the ring finger.
21:24:50:0521:24:56:10Dave [Xeros]That’s the equivalent of doing this. It’s your index fingering
21:24:51:2021:25:00:26Brin [Basil]fine then I’m doing this you see this this is the heron gone f you
21:24:56:0421:24:56:29Chris [TBD]You see this?
21:24:57:0821:25:02:01Jesse [GM]the herringon finger whatever whatever okay yeah there you go
21:25:00:2621:25:08:05Brin [Basil]this is literally P in sign language
21:25:01:1621:25:04:08Dave [Xeros]It’s called The Heron Gone actually
21:25:06:1321:25:08:15Chris [TBD]That’s a cat butt.
21:25:11:0721:25:16:14Steve [Nortle]We need, like, blurring. Automatic blurring technology now.
21:25:13:1821:25:20:08Jesse [GM]also need to make a dexterity save because you’re both within range
21:25:15:1921:25:18:18Brin [Basil]we need to put an advisory on this
21:25:22:0721:25:30:11Steve [Nortle]I have some bad news for me though. I have disadvantage on dex saving throws while withdrawn into my shells so…
21:25:31:1921:25:36:29Steve [Nortle]The first one is 12 and the second one no sorry
21:25:34:1121:25:40:13Dave [Xeros]Ooh, now at eight and a nine?
21:25:37:2421:25:39:11Brin [Basil]nothing’s gonna save you now
21:25:41:2321:25:42:10Jesse [GM]you add to that
21:25:42:1321:25:44:22Steve [Nortle]sorry 14
21:25:46:1821:25:49:07Jesse [GM]yeah you need a 16 so you’ll take
21:25:47:0721:25:49:19Dave [Xeros]You do have your bardic inspiration.
21:25:48:2921:25:59:05Steve [Nortle]oh that’s true so I’m going to use that because that’s close enough yeah so I only take half that 5 damage
21:25:53:0221:25:54:11Dave [Xeros]So that’ll save you.
21:25:55:2721:25:56:15Dave [Xeros]Okay, you got it.
21:26:00:0321:26:09:25Jesse [GM]damage okay nice he is just like fuming and he destroys the dome that you’ve captured him in
21:26:09:1321:26:11:06Brin [Basil]How many times can he use it?
21:26:12:1921:26:15:11Jesse [GM]it’s as many spell slots as he has I guess
21:26:15:0421:26:16:26Brin [Basil]How many spell slots does he have?
21:26:16:1121:26:17:08Dave [Xeros]He’s got a lot.
21:26:17:0021:26:17:27Jesse [GM]he is
21:26:18:1121:26:20:01Dave [Xeros]He’s the whiz.
21:26:21:0521:26:23:00Jesse [GM]he’s the whiz yeah he’s got a lot
21:26:24:1921:26:33:14Jesse [GM]with his is bonus action okay he’s got one of those he uh he
21:26:26:2821:26:28:27Chris [TBD]Oh, he’s looking at me.
21:26:27:1921:26:29:19Dave [Xeros]Oh, he’s got one of those, huh?
21:26:33:1421:26:38:23Jesse [GM]is composed of multiple beings and spirits
21:26:38:0221:26:38:19Dave [Xeros]Beings, yeah.
21:26:38:2321:26:50:23Jesse [GM]right he is legion two two of these spirit figures are going to leave his body okay
21:26:39:1921:26:40:14Dave [Xeros]He is legion.
21:26:40:2321:26:42:07Steve [Nortle]phase shift
21:26:44:0721:26:45:14Chris [TBD]you’re going to change the color of the background?
21:26:50:1721:26:52:22Dave [Xeros]Oh, so he’s like demon hipster girls.
21:26:51:2921:26:56:03Jesse [GM]he’s got demon henchmen that
21:26:57:1621:27:01:29Dave [Xeros]Are they hipster girls? Can they please be hipster
21:26:57:2321:26:59:13Steve [Nortle]Roadies, I think they’re called roadies
21:27:00:2121:27:05:06Jesse [GM]sure girls no they look like really scary wraiths okay that’s what they look
21:27:05:0821:27:06:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:27:06:1321:27:07:02Brin [Basil]Scary
21:27:06:2521:27:09:29Steve [Nortle]Even you have standards Do I?
21:27:08:0721:27:10:17Brin [Basil]They look like really scary right
21:27:09:1121:27:10:08Dave [Xeros]Do I…?
21:27:11:0421:27:14:28Steve [Nortle]This is what we’re proving right now Cannon You do have standards
21:27:13:1721:27:17:28Dave [Xeros]You have seen it. Fine, I’m not going to go bang a Wraith.
21:27:18:2621:27:30:25Jesse [GM]gosh okay uh but they do uh they can fly because their spirits okay and
21:27:19:2221:27:23:13Steve [Nortle]He says up at the ceiling I was just checking
21:27:22:0621:27:25:16Dave [Xeros]Oh, I was just checking to see if they’re hipster girls. Ah, I don’t know. I’m going to be able to bring a WRAITH.
21:27:30:2521:27:42:16Jesse [GM]they’re coming in your direction okay um their movement speed probably 30 20 sorry let’s look
21:27:32:1721:27:33:25Dave [Xeros]What’s their movement speed?
21:27:38:2021:27:39:23Dave [Xeros]It should be 20.
21:27:40:2921:27:41:15Dave [Xeros]Wraights?
21:27:42:1921:27:45:02Dave [Xeros]They actually float really slow. I’d say 10.
21:27:44:1621:27:47:24Brin [Basil]They’re contorted demonic wraiths.
21:27:45:1521:27:47:01Steve [Nortle]They’re barely even helium.
21:27:46:2121:27:57:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. They’re like… They’re made out of neon. It’s like a really heavy gas, not hydrogen or helium.
21:27:47:1121:27:48:11Chris [TBD]Don’t listen to him.
21:27:58:1821:28:03:06Dave [Xeros]I got really into a lot of science this week when I was researching my campaign.
21:27:59:2221:28:11:04Brin [Basil]oh gosh all right well I’m gonna study up
21:28:06:0821:28:06:16Jesse [GM]one second
21:28:06:1621:28:08:01Dave [Xeros]Know your periodic table, bitches!
21:28:10:1321:28:12:10Steve [Nortle]I’m an English major leave me alone.
21:28:11:0421:28:20:08Brin [Basil]I haven’t even started my thing. I’m just joking. It’s a joke, everyone.
21:28:21:0121:28:22:23Dave [Xeros]You just got until January?
21:28:24:1821:28:25:21Brin [Basil]I don’t feel good.
21:28:25:2721:28:35:02Steve [Nortle]Well Jesse’s looking it up just really fast is are we meeting one more time this year to do the kids on
21:28:31:1621:28:32:09Chris [TBD]I’d like to.
21:28:31:2521:28:35:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I thought we were going to do Kids on Bikes.
21:28:34:2221:28:35:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:28:36:1921:28:38:29Dave [Xeros]because that’s going to be two sessions, right?
21:28:36:2321:28:41:02Brin [Basil]Oh that’s good because I’m not quite finished. I have Christmas presents for you, Gabe.
21:28:36:2721:28:39:05Chris [TBD]That’s good but not quite… Probably.
21:28:43:0521:28:49:17Brin [Basil]Don’t get too excited. Okay? I like really set that expectation and it’s a piece of shit.
21:28:45:0221:28:47:17Chris [TBD]Now I feel guilty. I’ve got to get you again.
21:28:49:0621:28:52:18Dave [Xeros]It’s okay. I have Christmas…
21:28:51:0821:28:56:23Brin [Basil]it’s a piece of shit with the bow on it is what it is it’s 3D printed just kidding
21:28:51:2921:29:03:01Steve [Nortle]well thanks friends I think it
21:28:53:2221:28:54:07Dave [Xeros]Bleep!
21:28:56:0121:28:58:28Dave [Xeros]You know, hey, I can actually set up a bleep button.
21:28:58:2821:29:03:13Brin [Basil]oh can you okay, can you bleep out this nevermind
21:29:00:1921:29:01:24Dave [Xeros]I totally could but no, no,
21:29:00:2621:29:02:12Chris [TBD]Can you bleep out this?
21:29:03:0121:29:13:00Steve [Nortle]should be like a dolphin sound or there’s one you wait One YouTuber does Mario.
21:29:08:2721:29:10:02Dave [Xeros]Doesn’t sound as funny
21:29:11:1421:29:20:01Chris [TBD]What I did on our podcast, it was what I did On our podcast The turtle shell sound Every time she swore
21:29:18:2521:29:19:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
21:29:23:0121:29:32:14Brin [Basil]yeah, I should clean that up you know I don’t give a shit actually my mom
21:29:25:1721:29:29:04Dave [Xeros]Um, no. No. No, you’re fine. Yeah, they’re good.
21:29:29:2421:29:33:12Steve [Nortle]Like a Yoshi sound?
21:29:32:1421:29:44:05Brin [Basil]will never watch this so in that case do i get extra if it starts with the math?
21:29:33:1821:29:41:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’m gonna actually… I’m going to give you ten gold pieces every time you swear. It’s like hitting a question box.
21:29:38:0321:29:38:27Steve [Nortle]Mamma mia!
21:29:38:2921:29:39:29Chris [TBD]Don’t motivate her
21:29:45:0121:29:50:19Dave [Xeros]Just ten. But it has to be in character. It has to have an actual functional dialogue. So, like, arrows.
21:29:46:1921:29:47:10Steve [Nortle]Functional?
21:29:51:1921:29:54:19Dave [Xeros]Don’t go the hipsta wraiths.
21:29:54:1421:29:55:22Steve [Nortle]They’re not hipsters.
21:29:55:2021:30:03:01Dave [Xeros]they i know they’re not i’m just saying if yeah movement speed well i’m 35 feet away
21:29:57:2621:30:05:08Jesse [GM]upstairs 30 30 feet blue 60 feet yeah
21:30:04:2721:30:10:07Dave [Xeros]what i think he totally just rigged that by the way
21:30:05:0521:30:06:10Chris [TBD]You shouldn’t have asked.
21:30:10:0221:30:12:01Jesse [GM]No, they’re on here. They’re part of the encounter.
21:30:11:1321:30:17:26Brin [Basil]That’s how I’m feeling. He’s got he had a backstory for his disintegration six spell
21:30:12:0921:30:13:08Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:30:18:0921:30:28:24Dave [Xeros]okay um i uh i’m gonna figure out what i can use on wraiths guys just give me a second i’m gonna prep i’m going to prepare for what’s happening
21:30:20:1521:30:21:12Jesse [GM]hard to kill you guys.
21:30:23:1721:30:31:07Brin [Basil]Yeah, so you know what maybe I’m just gonna I’ll let Basil die, and then I won’t have to DM.
21:30:25:2221:30:30:16Steve [Nortle]Brynn’s turn.
21:30:32:0821:30:41:18Jesse [GM]So these guys are going to like join the fight basically right now as like other players. So do they fall into the next slot or do they join the end?
21:30:41:1621:30:52:19Dave [Xeros]it has to go through the order because he cast the spell they were apparated and then they attack on the next one around so it’ll be uh your initiative order right after if you want to add them in
21:30:47:0321:30:48:13Steve [Nortle]yeah it would
21:30:53:0721:30:55:23Jesse [GM]So there’ll be after TBD. Okay, cool.
21:30:54:1321:31:02:05Dave [Xeros]yeah are they uh just wondering
21:30:57:2821:30:59:19Jesse [GM]Okay. Then that is his turn.
21:31:02:0521:31:12:19Dave [Xeros]are they um are they like do they have a condition or something
21:31:11:0521:31:11:24Brin [Basil]Yeah,
21:31:11:1721:31:16:29Chris [TBD]you heard it right yeah like are they like
21:31:12:2021:31:16:19Jesse [GM]they have a condition yeah like are they
21:31:13:0921:31:14:24Steve [Nortle]no skin
21:31:15:0921:31:25:07Dave [Xeros]yeah like i are they like you know or like uh you know like never mind i would just have i have an idea look at this oh no it doesn’t
21:31:17:0321:31:17:24Steve [Nortle]ADHD
21:31:21:2621:31:22:18Steve [Nortle]dyslexic
21:31:25:0821:31:33:06Brin [Basil]the robot from dog man i almost peed my pants and i heard its name dude i’m not i wasn’t i fell asleep during the movie but
21:31:29:1821:31:30:21Steve [Nortle]i didn’t see
21:31:33:1121:31:37:14Chris [TBD]my kids love dog man but the robot came out
21:31:33:2221:31:43:01Brin [Basil]i watched it with my son but then the robot came out adhd i was like okay that is some witty that’s the only thing that’s witty in this show, but I like it.
21:31:42:0421:31:49:03Dave [Xeros]i’m just i’m i’m hoping ai gets to that point where it’s just like we hit agi and it’s just like i don’t know what to concentrate on
21:31:50:2021:31:52:04Brin [Basil]That would be awesome!
21:31:51:2721:32:02:29Dave [Xeros]so hey hey chat gpt give me the answer for this nah bruh i’m reading the bible yeah
21:31:58:2821:32:09:29Steve [Nortle]could be like um it could be like um isn’t it melvin from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy the suicidal robot who who manages just to convince a ship to self-destruct
21:32:06:1621:32:07:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:32:09:2921:32:12:04Steve [Nortle]by sharing his philosophy.
21:32:10:1021:32:14:07Dave [Xeros]finally realizes that he can’t die and
21:32:11:1621:32:13:18Chris [TBD]Oh, my God.
21:32:11:2321:32:14:11Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh…
21:32:14:0721:32:30:08Dave [Xeros]is like uh i have to deal with these people for the rest of like infinity oh well they
21:32:17:0821:32:18:08Steve [Nortle]Like infinity?
21:32:18:2221:32:19:06Chris [TBD]So funny.
21:32:19:2321:32:20:29Brin [Basil]It’s fantastic.
21:32:20:1821:32:25:14Jesse [GM]With the end of his turn, before Basil’s turn, he is going to use his movement.
21:32:26:1721:32:29:29Jesse [GM]These spirits are basically up where you are. We just don’t have a thing yet here.
21:32:31:1321:32:36:23Jesse [GM]They’ll tell their next turn with his movement and he’s coming. He’s using all of his movements.
21:32:33:2321:32:34:28Chris [TBD]Stay away from me!
21:32:37:2421:32:49:20Jesse [GM]If he’s in range with you guys, he can disengage with his shape -shifting ability you know and
21:32:41:1021:32:50:11Dave [Xeros]does i’m gonna i’m going to subtract
21:32:43:0621:32:45:21Brin [Basil]I just you know what ten girls is fuck you
21:32:49:0821:32:50:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:32:49:2021:32:58:21Jesse [GM]he’s within he’s uh within 10 feet of you okay actually he’s gonna come he’s going to use all this movement he’s
21:32:50:2821:32:52:09Brin [Basil]I really am.
21:32:53:2321:32:56:10Brin [Basil]This is bad, you just motivated me.
21:32:54:1021:32:55:28Chris [TBD]Does that…
21:32:57:2921:33:03:04Dave [Xeros]want you to talk in character manage inventory my inventory
21:32:58:2121:33:02:20Jesse [GM]right up to you with the end of his yeah okay
21:33:01:0321:33:07:03Chris [TBD]Oh, did you need a prep mint?
21:33:02:0721:33:04:14Steve [Nortle]He doesn’t want you hurting that poor
21:33:08:2521:33:16:26Jesse [GM]his face shifts into a much calmer presence whatever it is has a lot better breath he’s shifted to
21:33:13:2121:33:19:03Chris [TBD]Is he wanting to talk?
21:33:18:2021:33:19:28Jesse [GM]yes standards
21:33:19:0621:33:22:18Steve [Nortle]he has like Eros, he has standard.
21:33:19:2021:33:20:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:33:21:0821:33:24:28Chris [TBD]It is not A after all. Okay.
21:33:23:0521:33:31:08Dave [Xeros]finally have like yeah it’s canon now i have standards guys Nice. I think it’s the religion.
21:33:23:2121:33:24:28Steve [Nortle]We finally have
21:33:27:1021:33:29:23Jesse [GM]and Basil, it’s your turn again
21:33:29:0821:33:31:08Steve [Nortle]It’s part of your character arc.
21:33:33:0321:33:35:17Dave [Xeros]I’m going to go get another one of these risers if you want to use them.
21:33:37:2721:33:39:01Jesse [GM]yes
21:33:40:1921:33:41:08Jesse [GM]complex
21:33:43:2721:33:51:01Chris [TBD]Do we need to just accept our death? Is this one of those RPG video game boss fights that you’re supposed to lose?
21:33:51:2921:33:52:18Steve [Nortle]of Sekiro?
21:33:52:1321:33:53:18Chris [TBD]Yeah, pretty much.
21:33:53:2221:34:03:10Steve [Nortle]I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone up against a boss got my butt handed to me and been like Please let this turn to a cutscene. This was about to happen. Please, please, please…
21:34:00:0421:34:02:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:34:02:1821:34:04:09Chris [TBD]Dang it!
21:34:03:2621:34:06:20Steve [Nortle]Oh man, I gotta stop sucking at games.
21:34:06:2021:34:07:18Chris [TBD]Get good, son!
21:34:08:1921:34:10:25Brin [Basil]Like the beginning of an elven ring.
21:34:11:1021:34:11:26Chris [TBD]Love that game.
21:34:12:0221:34:14:23Brin [Basil]Okay. Who started? It’s mine.
21:34:13:1121:34:15:19Chris [TBD]Whose turn is it? Basil’s turn, nice.
21:34:17:1821:34:27:15Brin [Basil]There’s a part of me…I don’t know if you’ll let me do this. I kind of want to jump up and grab Falcaw’s feet and pull him down to the ground
21:34:27:1521:34:32:10Brin [Basil]and like slam him down to the ground oh is that bad i shouldn’t do that to foul call though
21:34:33:2121:34:41:08Brin [Basil]like i don’t know it feels wrong i know but i like foul claw
21:34:36:0721:34:37:11Dave [Xeros]I’m amazed that you’re even asking
21:34:45:0221:34:50:26Brin [Basil]here’s what i’m gonna do i’m going to jump up oh sorry i’m distracted
21:34:46:0121:34:47:07Chris [TBD]I got him
21:34:50:2621:35:00:25Brin [Basil]i’m trying to punch him into the day and knock him over can i do that
21:35:00:2521:35:07:25Brin [Basil]like throw him down spin and thrown yes you you
21:35:02:0221:35:07:29Jesse [GM]you’re gonna do one of those like up grab him spin launch him the other way i will allow it
21:35:07:2521:35:13:19Brin [Basil]read my mind okay wait the door’s open
21:35:09:0121:35:10:29Chris [TBD]Shove him through the door and I’ll close it.
21:35:13:1121:35:14:25Chris [TBD]It looks open to me.
21:35:19:2121:35:20:18Steve [Nortle]them both through?
21:35:20:0821:35:29:10Brin [Basil]let’s not tell the bm do it anyways yeah we’re not gonna do that i’m gonna throw
21:35:23:0721:35:23:17Chris [TBD]Close it.
21:35:27:2021:35:29:08Dave [Xeros]it look like the other ones you can close
21:35:29:1021:35:39:13Brin [Basil]i am gonna throw foul claw into legion but i kind of can’t really use anything for this
21:35:39:1321:35:45:02Brin [Basil]I mean, I can’t really use a weapon for this. I’m kind of just like…
21:35:39:2821:35:41:29Jesse [GM]okay this is another custom move
21:35:44:1721:35:47:21Steve [Nortle]No, it’d be a grapple attack which is strength.
21:35:45:1921:35:46:22Jesse [GM]Like a yeah
21:35:46:0521:35:48:16Brin [Basil]Yeah, grapple. Okay.
21:35:51:1021:35:55:22Brin [Basil]The target must succeed on a strength or dex saving throw.
21:35:57:0221:36:01:19Steve [Nortle]Which Foul Claw is well known for his strength and or dex
21:36:03:1721:36:11:17Brin [Basil]DC… What does this mean? DC 8 plus proficiency bonus plus strength or it has the grappled condition.
21:36:05:1921:36:07:10Jesse [GM]I get to choose Strength 4 decks
21:36:12:2021:36:17:14Steve [Nortle]So that’s the level That he has to beat for you The formula is 8 plus
21:36:17:1321:36:21:29Brin [Basil]My proficiency minus, right? Plus my strength is what it says?
21:36:19:0821:36:20:12Steve [Nortle]Right, which is what?
21:36:22:1121:36:27:11Steve [Nortle]Proficiency is Plus 2 right now and your strength bonus Is what? Your modifier
21:36:25:2121:36:27:17Dave [Xeros]like your plus six or your plus four is
21:36:28:1021:36:34:14Brin [Basil]my strength might this one right so three so plus five was eight
21:36:30:2021:36:32:05Jesse [GM]He’s going to have To beat something ridiculous
21:36:34:2021:36:41:23Brin [Basil]right okay so he’d have to beat 13 which isn’t that hard
21:36:35:2921:36:36:27Steve [Nortle]Yep, you got it
21:36:41:2121:36:42:10Jesse [GM]Oh really
21:36:41:2321:36:51:28Brin [Basil]right or you
21:36:46:0521:36:48:13Steve [Nortle]When Silvery Barbs hits him It’s going to be hard
21:36:51:2821:37:01:21Brin [Basil]can either push it 5 feet away or cause it to have a prone condition oh I was just reading shove Oh grapple’s the exact
21:36:52:1921:36:55:27Dave [Xeros]quiet it’s literally the
21:36:54:0721:36:56:23Steve [Nortle]Sorry It’s literally the only thing I can do
21:36:58:1621:36:59:08Jesse [GM]So 13
21:37:01:2121:37:13:09Brin [Basil]just kidding okay yep 13 do you want me to roll anything to see if i can even because i can jump 60 feet in the air
21:37:11:2221:37:19:03Jesse [GM]No you can just use your movement You have your boots and everything Yeah so we’ll just see if he can grapple him Oh my gosh. He rolled a nat 20 plus two.
21:37:13:0921:37:19:24Brin [Basil]yeah okay no way wow
21:37:19:1521:37:27:06Dave [Xeros]okay does does he kick her when he jumps up i’m
21:37:23:0721:37:30:01Brin [Basil]so i have his talon just like cuts my carotid artery and i die right there
21:37:23:2921:37:35:03Jesse [GM]Uh, he might knock you back to the ground or something with a nat. Yeah. With a nat twenty I think that he might be able to like do some type of
21:37:35:0321:37:38:27Jesse [GM]damage on you because you’re in the air as well right? This is a pretty risky attack attack.
21:37:36:2121:37:42:03Dave [Xeros]i think you’re going up and you you don’t have any fuzziness on your arm and so he could probably
21:37:40:2821:37:42:17Brin [Basil]I think this game is bullshit.
21:37:44:2721:37:48:12Jesse [GM]I built this whole encounter around Basil.
21:37:44:2921:37:46:08Chris [TBD]Most of the time it is.
21:37:47:1521:37:50:19Brin [Basil]BITCHERY BARBS! That’s what I want to use!
21:37:49:2221:38:01:05Dave [Xeros]what i mean do you still have do you have your bardic inspiration let me does would that help okay never mind oh yeah because it yeah
21:37:50:2021:37:56:21Chris [TBD]I mean, do you still have a bar for the break?
21:37:50:2921:38:01:09Jesse [GM]i was like how can i defeat basil this whole time okay because i’m rolling yeah
21:37:51:1721:37:52:05Steve [Nortle]What?
21:37:58:1121:37:59:28Brin [Basil]No, that would do nothing.
21:37:59:0821:38:00:04Chris [TBD]Oh yeah.
21:38:01:0921:38:05:11Jesse [GM]yeah okay uh so let’s see so if he
21:38:03:1021:38:07:04Brin [Basil]So I made a mistake. I’m gonna start my turn over
21:38:08:1621:38:12:29Brin [Basil]And instead of Going up I’m going to be like
21:38:09:0821:38:10:02Steve [Nortle]Retcon token!
21:38:11:0621:38:13:23Dave [Xeros]i do need to give you like a turntable
21:38:14:1621:38:15:03Brin [Basil]Barrowed
21:38:18:0221:38:21:10Dave [Xeros]that’s how we’re gonna do uh chronomancy in the future
21:38:23:1621:38:24:25Chris [TBD]Love it
21:38:23:2621:38:29:01Brin [Basil]i actually love that can you let’s do the setup
21:38:28:2721:38:31:21Dave [Xeros]oh yeah we can get that done does anyone have one of those like thingies
21:38:30:1221:38:32:20Chris [TBD]a turntable
21:38:33:1621:38:37:14Brin [Basil]no but I’ll buy I will buy one just for this
21:38:33:2621:38:35:14Steve [Nortle]Two turntables and a microphone.
21:38:34:2221:38:37:19Chris [TBD]where it’s at
21:38:36:2621:38:37:20Dave [Xeros]just Beck
21:38:42:1121:38:54:09Jesse [GM]so i don’t know how to do this damage and stuff i think because you tried to grapple him right and you tried to do the spin move you guys have interlocked but you can’t pin him and throw him where you want to go he’s like outmaneuvered you
21:38:54:0421:38:57:27Dave [Xeros]doesn’t he well, he could grapple her because if it’s like a
21:38:58:2821:39:05:13Jesse [GM]that’s what i’m thinking he like dodges but then he can now falcot almost gets to choose where to throw that and so how does
21:39:01:0821:39:01:22Dave [Xeros]grapples
21:39:05:1021:39:12:13Dave [Xeros]so if he grapples he can fly up and she could take falling damage but you don’t take falling damage do you
21:39:10:2221:39:14:25Jesse [GM]just gonna he’s going to reverse the flow he’s just gonna grab her and
21:39:14:2221:39:25:05Steve [Nortle]Well that’s why I was going to say the boots are supposed to prevent fall damage but the idea is because she lands on her feet So it would make sense if he throws her yeah, on your head
21:39:22:1321:39:24:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah, if he throws her on her head.
21:39:25:0521:39:28:12Steve [Nortle]then she would actually take falling advantage which is
21:39:25:2521:39:29:17Brin [Basil]I meant no, i wouldn’t i’m a cat i always land on my boots
21:39:28:2221:39:30:27Jesse [GM]maybe if you were a tabaxi we would yeah
21:39:31:0121:39:31:19Brin [Basil]oh
21:39:31:1321:39:32:15Dave [Xeros]you didn’t roll a nat
21:39:33:2421:39:38:26Chris [TBD]Okay, so whatever attack damage here
21:39:33:2521:39:37:00Jesse [GM]okay so do i just roll damage to see what happens
21:39:37:0021:39:37:27Dave [Xeros]Whatever attack
21:39:37:0621:39:45:14Steve [Nortle]yeah how high up is he 30 oh that won’t do jack but like if you want to actually
21:39:39:2421:39:41:29Jesse [GM]15 yeah
21:39:41:2821:39:50:16Dave [Xeros]it’s 1d6 But like if you want actually add an attack to it so if he has like a scratch attack or natural attack
21:39:43:0221:39:44:11Jesse [GM]1d6
21:39:50:2521:39:56:25Steve [Nortle]yeah unarmed strikes add 1d4 plus strength so maybe 1d5 plus 1d6
21:39:58:0421:40:08:26Brin [Basil]because of this tussle how many quills is he dropping during this encounter that’s i’ve got I’ve got nothing else.
21:39:59:0621:40:00:08Jesse [GM]help
21:40:04:0921:40:07:07Steve [Nortle]she lands and she puts her hand up and it’s all just feathers
21:40:08:0721:40:14:19Jesse [GM]here why don’t you roll a d4
21:40:09:0321:40:09:22Jesse [GM][laughter]
21:40:09:0321:40:11:29Brin [Basil]I’ve gotten nothing else during this
21:40:13:2921:40:14:22Brin [Basil]1d12
21:40:18:1821:40:19:24Brin [Basil]YES!
21:40:20:1621:40:28:06Jesse [GM]he’s going to try and throw you behind this portal it’s not open or anything but he’s going to try and throw you
21:40:27:0721:40:34:09Brin [Basil]I got 6 quills, bitch Yes! Talkin’ in my power later
21:40:34:0321:40:41:09Jesse [GM]wow and he deals you nine points of damage with this throw so he uses your momentum against you
21:40:34:0921:40:46:18Brin [Basil]So what’s
21:40:38:2521:40:40:16Chris [TBD]Can you just hear something?
21:40:41:0921:40:50:03Jesse [GM]just like your martial arts taught you to do uh and he throws you he’s gonna put you behind i can’t Let’s see with the phone there.
21:40:45:1621:40:47:12Steve [Nortle]Basil, what’s happening out there?
21:40:49:2821:40:52:29Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah. So can some…
21:40:52:1621:40:52:29Jesse [GM]Professor?
21:40:52:2521:40:55:17Steve [Nortle]I heard you swear. Did something bad happen?
21:40:56:0121:40:57:12Brin [Basil]I fucked up
21:40:58:1221:40:58:23Steve [Nortle]Uh-oh.
21:40:59:1621:41:02:28Brin [Basil]This isn’t good
21:41:00:0121:41:00:13Jesse [GM]There we go.
21:41:01:1721:41:02:12Dave [Xeros]I’m going to give you a…
21:41:02:2121:41:03:24Steve [Nortle]Pop my head out and look around.
21:41:05:1621:41:07:19Dave [Xeros]You can add 10 more points of gold actually.
21:41:08:0121:41:14:12Brin [Basil]one of my thank you one of my ears is bent it’s like got a kink in it
21:41:14:2221:41:17:19Jesse [GM]Nice. Oh, yeah, that does not look great.
21:41:16:1621:41:19:15Dave [Xeros]We finally discovered Basil’s kink.
21:41:22:0721:41:23:04Jesse [GM]Nordle, it’s your turn.
21:41:24:1121:41:26:25Brin [Basil]Jesse moves on as fast as possible
21:41:28:0121:41:30:03Dave [Xeros]We’re not going down that road.
21:41:30:1121:41:32:01Steve [Nortle]All right, so I see my…
21:41:30:2021:41:37:00Jesse [GM]I thought we already found them all. I thought they were buttons. I thought that was the kink.
21:41:32:1421:41:33:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:41:35:1621:41:43:23Steve [Nortle]So I looked around and I see that my sister has been yeeted to the other side.
21:41:45:2921:41:56:18Steve [Nortle]So, I’m going to pop out
21:41:56:1821:42:06:19Steve [Nortle]of my shell, sprint up behind Nadei and I am going to try to use my grapple feet
21:42:07:1621:42:17:28Steve [Nortle]which gives me advantage on grappling enemies so my strength we’re at 11
21:42:17:0421:42:28:21Dave [Xeros]well, he already used it He probably couldn’t use it again until next round right? Was that his… Is it a legendary action or is it like a reaction
21:42:17:0721:42:23:09Jesse [GM]He doesn’t see you coming either, so he can’t use his contort. Like, he doesn’t sense this attack.
21:42:28:1921:42:30:13Jesse [GM]Ooh, which one lets him use it more?
21:42:29:1321:42:33:26Brin [Basil]So we’re going to refrain from telling him that.
21:42:31:1421:42:33:06Jesse [GM]Just kidding. We’ll say…
21:42:34:1521:42:36:20Jesse [GM]we’ll say he can use it once a round.
21:42:36:0921:42:37:15Brin [Basil]It’s unknown.
21:42:38:1121:42:48:15Steve [Nortle]and I’m going to go with my dexterity first roll is a 14
21:42:48:1521:42:51:28Steve [Nortle]18 second roll is a 9
21:42:52:0321:42:56:20Jesse [GM]And you’re just trying to beat his armor class to grappling or you’re beating at decks.
21:42:57:2721:42:59:07Dave [Xeros]Is it his death?
21:42:58:1921:43:00:27Jesse [GM]You’re 18. It succeeds.
21:43:00:0521:43:09:24Steve [Nortle]okay so i’ve grappled him and now um if he doesn’t break free and i do a second grapple
21:43:09:2421:43:20:22Steve [Nortle]he will be pinned so right now he’s not like i’m i’ve got him so now he like he’ll have disadvantage on saving throws or
21:43:21:0121:43:23:18Dave [Xeros]wrapped around his ankles and he’s trying to move around
21:43:22:1621:43:33:05Steve [Nortle]no no i’m like that yoda backpack but i’m a turtle so the nelson what is your
21:43:25:2521:43:26:08Chris [TBD]kids
21:43:27:0321:43:30:19Jesse [GM]he’s got the around the back of
21:43:32:0721:43:43:02Dave [Xeros]what is your so it’s a sucking what a sucking grab no, I was just trying you said something it’s like a specific type of grab
21:43:32:1321:43:33:29Jesse [GM]it’s full nelson on him right
21:43:32:1521:43:34:28Brin [Basil]What is your… Oh no!
21:43:44:0021:43:50:08Jesse [GM]grappling feet that he’s using yeah so he’s just basically expert whatever
21:43:44:1921:43:46:25Dave [Xeros]oh yeah
21:43:52:0021:43:54:19Jesse [GM]because he destroyed amulet so come on pits
21:43:54:1621:43:56:22Steve [Nortle]coming up with a chair
21:43:55:2921:43:56:28Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:43:55:2921:43:59:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:43:58:0821:44:00:19Steve [Nortle]forgot about that again
21:43:58:2221:44:04:19Jesse [GM]yeah okay cool okay uh so nade or legion is basically like
21:44:06:1121:44:15:13Steve [Nortle]he’s not fully pinned because, well, the way the feat was written it says a second grapple pins the target. That’s what I have.
21:44:16:2221:44:18:23Steve [Nortle]I can’t remember what I grappled
21:44:20:1421:44:21:11Dave [Xeros]going to try to pin him then
21:44:22:2621:44:29:26Steve [Nortle]but let me look that up who’s next? TBD come back to me
21:44:27:2021:44:36:12Jesse [GM]is nice yeah so but i think it will affect if you’re attacking him i think he’s technically prone for this attack At least, right?
21:44:36:2221:44:37:07Dave [Xeros]and if
21:44:38:1021:44:39:09Dave [Xeros]he pins it
21:44:40:1321:44:41:04Dave [Xeros]to learn that move
21:44:43:1421:44:44:26Chris [TBD]No, I was just trying to think.
21:44:43:2821:44:45:10Jesse [GM]The whooshy finger hole.
21:44:50:0721:45:01:01Chris [TBD]um are we under the impression that foul claw is under a spell right he’s
21:44:51:0121:44:55:01Dave [Xeros]all the bars and all the taverns I could have been in, I could use that so many times.
21:45:01:0121:45:12:08Chris [TBD]because when he when we were fighting him before when we taking on the guy that was before legion and put the earphones on for example he seemed to sort of
21:45:12:2821:45:16:25Chris [TBD]be able to know what was going on but not control himself
21:45:16:2521:45:28:14Chris [TBD]right okay i want to cast detect thoughts on falclaw just to see if we can gain any sort
21:45:24:2321:45:25:25Jesse [GM]um okay
21:45:28:1421:45:33:29Chris [TBD]because he’s been with this legion guy or the other guy had to have gained some sort of insight
21:45:33:2921:45:42:15Chris [TBD]into what their plan is or maybe one of their weaknesses or something i my i lost witch bolt
21:45:37:1421:45:41:04Dave [Xeros]Does this break your concentration on what you’re doing with uh…
21:45:44:1521:45:53:28Brin [Basil]Oh did you? Yeah! Oh my bad i didn’t know that right yeah
21:45:48:1221:45:54:12Jesse [GM]yeah we gave you an extra action but like a reset because we give the portal a dc yep
21:45:54:2421:46:01:19Chris [TBD]basically what i’m trying to glean out a tech thought on falcloth is maybe he can let us know, hey
21:46:03:1721:46:06:09Chris [TBD]here’s some sort of weakness or something that you can exploit.
21:46:08:1421:46:12:28Jesse [GM]you’re trying to commune with balcloth or you’re just trying like whatever’s in his head you’re trying to hear
21:46:12:1721:46:16:22Chris [TBD]Trying to detect his thoughts. Yep. Read his thoughts is basically what it says.
21:46:18:1121:46:19:17Chris [TBD]So it says
21:46:21:1721:46:22:16Jesse [GM]lure him
21:46:23:2321:46:34:20Chris [TBD]target one creature sense thought. You learn what is most on the target’s mind right now and if the target doesn’t oh, know any languages which he does know so okay
21:46:42:0321:46:53:04Jesse [GM]will i will say okay i um depending on how you roll for this i will give you like the uh strength of your role i will get more information on what you detect
21:46:46:2221:46:56:23Chris [TBD]Okay, so it will be up to you because it’s going to be a wisdom saving throw.
21:46:57:1621:46:58:20Jesse [GM]okay what does he have to beat
21:46:58:2321:47:00:13Chris [TBD]He’s got to beat a 15th.
21:47:04:2721:47:05:28Jesse [GM]okay falclaw has
21:47:06:2721:47:08:03Chris [TBD]Probably a lot of wisdom, huh?
21:47:09:0421:47:09:29Jesse [GM]you would think so
21:47:12:0921:47:14:20Jesse [GM]he gets an 11 he only has a plus one yeah
21:47:15:0721:47:20:28Chris [TBD]All right, so if you want to base it off of the scale that’s up to me, but he does fail.
21:47:19:0021:47:24:29Dave [Xeros]wow palclaw that’s bad i thought this was your strength man
21:47:25:0421:47:35:24Chris [TBD]Okay, Falclaw! I’m gonna read your mind. Oh my gosh! Dude, no! Not the time for that. LaDonna is not here right now. Golly, man!
21:47:34:2621:47:42:29Dave [Xeros]then after that it’s just like bird feed pellets in finals books
21:47:39:0521:47:40:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:47:39:0521:47:40:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:47:40:1421:47:42:08Chris [TBD]And finals books stacked?
21:47:43:0421:47:50:00Jesse [GM]he’s just an animal that’s all of yes um okay so uh i’ll say because he failed
21:47:51:2221:48:03:13Jesse [GM]you basically like the only thoughts that you detect are like basically these voices in foul claw’s head they’re just like attack kill right it’s just like whatever is possessing him
21:48:03:1321:48:09:04Jesse [GM]like they have control of his thoughts okay and so that’s really all that you hear up there
21:48:09:0421:48:17:02Jesse [GM]but because he failed and because you’re an experienced musician um you uh when you’re
21:48:17:0221:48:24:13Jesse [GM]detecting thoughts you like almost tap into like you pick up on like there’s a frequency level to
21:48:24:1321:48:34:04Jesse [GM]these thoughts and so um it’s almost like because of your musical background um because you know
21:48:25:0821:48:25:11Chris [TBD]-huh.
21:48:34:0421:48:42:13Jesse [GM]things about like feedback and pitch and all these things about music and sound right you understand that these thoughts whatever is controlling him it’s always
21:48:34:1621:48:36:09Chris [TBD]the pitch of it or something. Yeah.
21:48:42:1321:48:53:02Jesse [GM]like they could be drowned out or overpowered with another sound or other noise right it’s like they whatever spirits these are they operate on a certain frequency That’s what it seems like.
21:48:48:0921:48:48:25Chris [TBD]Excellent.
21:48:53:1621:48:54:22Jesse [GM]Okay, that’s how you interpret it.
21:48:54:1721:48:55:29Chris [TBD]I love that. That’s cool.
21:48:56:1021:49:02:18Dave [Xeros]kind of a condition would that be but that’d be like necrotic condition would it be like uh i don’t know what other types of conditions there are
21:49:03:0121:49:03:28Jesse [GM]Good question.
21:49:03:1621:49:04:06Steve [Nortle]poison
21:49:04:2021:49:10:29Dave [Xeros]um yeah it’s like the poison condition let’s see okay we have the blinded charmed deafened
21:49:10:2921:49:16:28Dave [Xeros]frightened grappled incapacitated invisible paralyzed petrified poison prone restrained
21:49:22:1121:49:23:25Brin [Basil]Ink poisoning.
21:49:25:0921:49:29:08Jesse [GM]If he’s possessed which one of those do you think most aligns with?
21:49:25:2521:49:31:06Chris [TBD]Too much studying, fell asleep on his quill, stabbed himself.
21:49:29:2721:49:33:16Dave [Xeros]what do you think steve i think unconscious would
21:49:30:1421:49:32:06Jesse [GM]Would he be unconscious?
21:49:33:1621:49:45:05Dave [Xeros]be it like because the thing is he’s not using his own brain um so yeah yeah it It gives us an understanding of what we’re working against.
21:49:37:0621:49:40:01Jesse [GM]Like he’s in there He’s not dead or anything
21:49:39:0021:49:40:00Chris [TBD]Yeah, right.
21:49:42:0821:49:45:07Chris [TBD]He’s going to have to apologize to us later, right?
21:49:42:0921:49:42:24Jesse [GM]So
21:49:44:2621:49:54:11Jesse [GM]yeah yeah yeah totally this is this is coming from
21:49:45:1721:49:53:18Dave [Xeros]Okay, so if it’s the unconscious condition we need to somehow wake him up like does anyone have smelling salts? Or a large brandy?
21:49:47:1121:49:55:04Steve [Nortle]i have a maraca
21:49:53:0521:49:56:05Chris [TBD]She does!
21:49:54:1121:50:00:08Jesse [GM]the light from heaven does anybody have
21:49:55:0221:49:56:04Brin [Basil]She does.
21:49:59:1521:50:00:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:49:59:2821:50:04:16Dave [Xeros]Does anyone have smelling salts or a large
21:50:06:1421:50:16:13Jesse [GM]okay yeah so this is what you learned you can communicate this out loud to everybody so that they know kind of what you’ve learned too because
21:50:16:2221:50:19:28Jesse [GM]eros doesn’t know this yet he doesn’t know that you need the salts
21:50:21:1921:50:22:19Chris [TBD]Yet.
21:50:25:2221:50:27:01Dave [Xeros]Can you bonus action
21:50:25:2521:50:27:25Chris [TBD]Is he…
21:50:29:2421:50:30:17Chris [TBD]Prone right now
21:50:31:1321:50:33:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, Knight A is he’s pinned
21:50:32:2321:50:44:20Steve [Nortle]yeah so i have yeah so I did my research uh he’s not prone he’s restrained which means he has no movement and you have advantage against him like
21:50:44:2021:50:56:12Steve [Nortle]if you attack and he has disadvantage if he’s trying to dodge and um I my turns I passed my turn but I actually technically it means that I am held with one hand which
21:50:56:1221:50:57:02Steve [Nortle]means that i can
21:50:59:0321:51:07:03Steve [Nortle]i can also drag him and uh it costs one extra foot so like it uses 10 feet of movement to move
21:51:07:0321:51:13:01Steve [Nortle]five feet with them but that means that since i have 40 feet i’m the fast little monk turtle
21:51:13:0321:51:14:03Chris [TBD]You get 20 feet away.
21:51:13:2521:51:24:03Steve [Nortle]and so i could get him pretty much anywhere we needed him to be I don’t I haven’t decided if I have a tail yet
21:51:19:2621:51:20:15Dave [Xeros]with your tail
21:51:23:0521:51:24:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:51:25:2021:51:27:11Dave [Xeros]we had that long discussion earlier
21:51:27:1321:51:30:09Jesse [GM]isn’t what that isn’t that what that bulge was we were talking about earlier
21:51:30:1921:51:33:05Dave [Xeros]it’s inside of his shell i’m just saying if you like
21:51:30:2921:51:37:04Steve [Nortle]it’s inside of his shell yeah I just always keep it safe in my shell I don’ t want anybody to accidentally
21:51:31:2221:51:33:16Jesse [GM]trying to figure out
21:51:36:2221:51:38:17Brin [Basil]I’m gonna take this off!
21:51:38:0821:51:39:19Steve [Nortle]touch my tail
21:51:40:0921:51:42:10Chris [TBD]Guys, I need you all to
21:51:42:1421:51:43:05Brin [Basil]That’s my brother
21:51:44:0121:51:53:22Chris [TBD]humble yourselves. I need you to drop your pride. Foul clock can still be saved. We just need to tap in and overpower whatever frequency is taking over his mind
21:51:53:2221:51:59:29Chris [TBD]right now. He could be safe.
21:51:54:1721:51:59:02Dave [Xeros]really booming voice from up above in the light, he can be saved?
21:52:02:1221:52:03:11Dave [Xeros]Question mark!
21:52:03:2821:52:10:21Chris [TBD]maybe uh some uh maybe a both of these blast or uh what’s the name of your violin
21:52:10:2121:52:16:17Chris [TBD]it’s just you know where your violin can do something or
21:52:12:1521:52:14:16Dave [Xeros]It’s just a violin that doesn’t have a name.
21:52:13:0121:52:13:08Steve [Nortle]it’s
21:52:16:1721:52:23:18Chris [TBD]i don’t know maybe we just bonk them on the head but anyways there’s a way to knock him out
21:52:21:0521:52:21:25Steve [Nortle]have maracas
21:52:23:0621:52:27:15Brin [Basil]What if I jumped over and got my two swords and scraped them together?
21:52:23:1821:52:35:01Chris [TBD]this guys sonic boom oh perfect
21:52:29:1421:52:31:23Steve [Nortle]i do have thunder wave in my hands
21:52:31:0621:52:34:06Dave [Xeros]Guile. Woo-hoo! I actually have a plan.
21:52:34:0321:52:38:11Jesse [GM]Because you all can see the room, and you were here before when he had that.
21:52:35:0121:52:42:14Chris [TBD]okay yep
21:52:42:1421:52:51:17Chris [TBD]yep yep um i’m going to excellent i’m gonna run over because he’s prone, so I don’t get a attack of opportunity.
21:52:51:2621:53:01:00Jesse [GM]Yeah, but I do have a question about your grapple real quick before you move. So he has a reaction absorb elements which basically allows him kind of like
21:53:01:0021:53:09:20Jesse [GM]your uh healing hands uh where you can kind of like take energy and channel it into somebody he can take like an oncoming attack and he can kind
21:53:09:2021:53:15:14Jesse [GM]of like turn the energy against you but i’m confused how the roll works or if that overpowers your grapple
21:53:13:1221:53:20:24Steve [Nortle]um well he used his bonus action to release the wraiths so his bonus reaction hasn’t reset yet
21:53:20:0821:53:30:09Jesse [GM]but this is a reaction so i don’t know does he get if he has multiple reactions okay he just gets to use a reaction like per
21:53:22:0321:53:26:03Steve [Nortle]oh okay Yeah, no. No, he can react.
21:53:26:0021:53:30:01Dave [Xeros]You can react. React you can use anytime. Once per turn.
21:53:30:0921:53:32:14Jesse [GM]turn but if he Has Multiple Reactions
21:53:32:1421:53:43:14Jesse [GM]he can use multiple reactions in a round oh okay
21:53:34:1221:53:42:11Dave [Xeros]No, because a reaction is just one thing. You can react in a bunch of different ways but you can only react once in a round. He can’t have multiple reactions.
21:53:40:2621:53:41:26Steve [Nortle]He can’t have it.
21:53:43:1421:53:45:02Jesse [GM]so it’s like he can’t react to your attack
21:53:45:0621:53:47:14Dave [Xeros]No, no it’s just one reaction
21:53:46:0321:53:56:07Steve [Nortle]There’s one reaction. But yeah, so there’s an action, bonus action and the reaction And they’re all They’re different categories and everyone has one of each per turn Unless
21:53:57:2821:54:00:16Dave [Xeros]Unless you’re like a fighter and you have no reactions at all
21:54:00:2221:54:04:02Chris [TBD]For my bonus action, for example. I’m going to run over
21:54:07:2921:54:09:04Chris [TBD]grab his earphones
21:54:12:2521:54:14:22Chris [TBD]and I’m gonna use Misty Step
21:54:16:0721:54:23:24Chris [TBD]to appear right above him That was an action but Misty step’s a bonus action
21:54:19:0921:54:20:25Dave [Xeros]But your action was using
21:54:24:2721:54:26:23Dave [Xeros]but you had to grab the headphones too
21:54:25:2221:54:27:13Chris [TBD]Oh is that considered?
21:54:26:1921:54:30:14Steve [Nortle]well I don’t know picking up headphones is not something that’s what I would
21:54:28:0821:54:29:05Dave [Xeros]I mean, yeah.
21:54:29:2221:54:34:05Chris [TBD]It doesn’t seem too crazy Yeah I was just on my way like scoobity whoop
21:54:30:1421:54:40:12Jesse [GM]you i think you just grab him on the run and you just pick him yeah yeah uh the only thing is um so he’s like he’s 15 feet in the air what we decided so he’S not that high above you
21:54:41:1121:54:51:04Jesse [GM]but also because you’re under the hallow spell like teleportation spells and stuff they like kind of don’t operate they can glitch yeah you’RE all under the hollow spell
21:54:47:2821:54:49:07Chris [TBD]Am I under the howl spell?
21:54:50:1321:54:51:20Steve [Nortle]it’s like a dome over
21:54:51:0421:54:54:20Jesse [GM]so when you tried to miss these steps before remember we had you kind of glitch
21:54:52:0021:54:52:14Chris [TBD]Oh
21:54:56:2721:55:00:23Chris [TBD]Okay How high can I jump? I’m 7 feet tall He’s only 15 feet tall
21:55:01:2221:55:02:04Steve [Nortle]maybe just
21:55:03:1321:55:04:16Chris [TBD]that will be a
21:55:05:0121:55:06:23Steve [Nortle]would probably be full action
21:55:06:1421:55:08:10Chris [TBD]yeah, that’s a full action obviously
21:55:08:1821:55:09:29Dave [Xeros]10 feet it’s just
21:55:10:1721:55:13:04Chris [TBD]alright, I’m just gonna yell out
21:55:14:0621:55:14:26Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:55:14:0621:55:15:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:14:1621:55:15:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
21:55:14:1621:55:15:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:15:1421:55:20:07Steve [Nortle]let’s let’s roll and find out it’s two it’s two feet
21:55:15:1521:55:16:01Chris [TBD]well
21:55:18:0521:55:18:28Chris [TBD]let’s see
21:55:20:1621:55:21:20Chris [TBD]I mean, yeah
21:55:20:2421:55:24:21Jesse [GM]actually i kind of want to actually roll this just for future reference because
21:55:24:1221:55:27:20Chris [TBD]okay, let’s see what would I roll for my vertical here
21:55:26:2921:55:38:07Steve [Nortle]i don’t imagine it it feels like a d6 because if we’re talking feet. If he could jump six feet, that’s like double
21:55:29:2521:55:32:24Dave [Xeros]what Do a 20. Dude, he’s 20. Yeah.
21:55:33:0221:55:34:11Brin [Basil]Yeah that’s what I was going to say.
21:55:36:0521:55:42:21Dave [Xeros]he’s crazy heavy he has been on stage so much and he like does the splits stuff
21:55:38:0721:55:39:20Steve [Nortle]his height almost.
21:55:42:1221:55:44:12Chris [TBD]Yeah, and I jump off the amp
21:55:45:0721:55:46:18Dave [Xeros]Eddie Van HalEN yeah
21:55:45:0821:55:46:06Brin [Basil]His quads
21:55:45:1321:55:49:23Steve [Nortle]The mental image of the seven foot one Goliath
21:55:49:2321:56:00:11Steve [Nortle]That is canon!
21:55:50:1521:55:51:22Dave [Xeros]He’s like doing this
21:55:51:0321:55:54:11Chris [TBD]It’s even funnier though If I do only jump one feet
21:55:53:1921:56:03:13Dave [Xeros]one That is canon One He’s got a one foot vertical
21:55:54:0221:55:55:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:54:1121:55:56:28Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:55:55:2021:55:58:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:55:58:1121:56:01:04Brin [Basil]no way dude
21:55:58:1621:55:59:15Steve [Nortle][laughter]
21:55:58:2621:56:00:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
21:55:58:2621:56:00:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:56:01:0021:56:12:23Steve [Nortle]You have a one-foot white man can’t jump
21:56:03:1821:56:08:10Chris [TBD]I’ve got a One foot vertical The muscles weigh too much
21:56:08:0021:56:10:00Jesse [GM]those calves are just for show
21:56:09:2821:56:11:09Chris [TBD]They are just for show
21:56:12:2321:56:14:03Steve [Nortle]neither King Golieth
21:56:13:1621:56:18:04Brin [Basil]you would not believe what my like the disappointment on
21:56:18:1121:56:19:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:56:20:0221:56:23:23Jesse [GM]he’s behind the wall you just see like his head pop over the wall for a sec
21:56:21:1621:56:30:09Dave [Xeros]i want to know the noise you make when you try this
21:56:24:1921:56:29:13Chris [TBD]Okay. I’m going to yell out, though.
21:56:25:0621:56:26:10Jesse [GM]but you’re behind
21:56:37:2521:56:40:12Jesse [GM]you i heard not leave the ground with that sound
21:56:39:1521:56:41:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:56:41:2721:56:45:23Brin [Basil]He just goes on his tippy-toes because his feet are an actual foot
21:56:46:0321:56:49:10Chris [TBD]So I’ve got the headphones and I’m just going to yell up to Eros.
21:56:51:0221:57:01:28Chris [TBD]Eros! Bring Falklaw down to me or I’ll throw him up to you. You tell me to throw him. Whatever. but
21:56:53:1221:56:58:28Jesse [GM]okay he’s all the way up there okay we are at
21:56:53:2821:56:55:04Brin [Basil]Just throw him up
21:57:02:0521:57:03:29Dave [Xeros]i mean like it’s coming from the light he can’t be
21:57:03:0221:57:05:09Brin [Basil]Is everyone okay? Can I shut this?
21:57:03:2921:57:18:10Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m cool yeah i’ll do well that’s
21:57:05:0121:57:09:21Chris [TBD]I’m freezing I know
21:57:07:1121:57:11:23Brin [Basil]My ankles…I can’t really feel my feet anymore I’m doing it with my ankles.
21:57:11:1721:57:22:05Jesse [GM]okay we We are to our new Wraith friends, and they have nowhere to the bottom of the order.
21:57:18:1021:57:19:29Dave [Xeros]is it nadeh’s turn
21:57:18:2621:57:21:13Steve [Nortle]it nadeh’s turn like
21:57:22:0721:57:27:28Dave [Xeros]it has to go it has To Go Around to Nadehs Turn and It’s After Nade so yeah
21:57:22:1421:57:25:08Jesse [GM]Does it have to go to Nadei?
21:57:26:2221:57:27:03Jesse [GM]Oh, okay.
21:57:27:2821:57:37:14Dave [Xeros]so it has to go full wrapped okay oh they’re like they’re halfway there and i’m like i’m
21:57:29:1421:57:34:20Jesse [GM]All right, they’re still making their way to you. They just… They’re on approach.
21:57:34:0421:57:37:01Steve [Nortle]they’re like they’re halfway there and I’m like,
21:57:37:1421:57:47:16Dave [Xeros]checking really really close to see if their hipster chicks okay so what you’re saying is
21:57:39:2721:57:40:06Jesse [GM]Uh-huh.
21:57:41:0221:57:44:27Chris [TBD]he’s like there might be a chance
21:57:42:1521:57:43:13Jesse [GM]They’re in your place. They’re going to be on their way.
21:57:45:2221:57:47:10Steve [Nortle]So what you’re saying
21:57:46:0821:57:51:10Chris [TBD]might be a chance but it might
21:57:46:1921:57:48:06Brin [Basil]So you’re saying
21:57:47:1621:57:56:20Dave [Xeros]might be a chance um and i do notice that yeah they’re not the chicks okay uh so i am
21:57:50:1621:57:51:05Brin [Basil]Okay
21:57:57:2721:58:02:12Dave [Xeros]i’m gonna take you up on your offer but at the same time i’m going to try something real quick
21:57:59:0821:58:04:06Chris [TBD]go for it yep 100%
21:58:02:1221:58:10:06Dave [Xeros]if that’s all right um i am gonna cast not this one that way um
21:58:10:0621:58:19:03Dave [Xeros]yeah uh less a restoration
21:58:11:0421:58:18:14Steve [Nortle]time you paid basil 10 coins less
21:58:13:2021:58:17:18Brin [Basil]You better not have, or I’m going to cuss up a storm right now.
21:58:17:2321:58:20:20Chris [TBD]yes sir
21:58:20:1121:58:26:00Dave [Xeros]uh i touch creature to end one condition on it blind deaf and paralyzed unconscious
21:58:26:0021:58:35:01Dave [Xeros]like oh so but i actually do have to touch him so he’s 15 feet i’m 35 feet that’s going
21:58:26:1621:58:26:23Chris [TBD]Oh!
21:58:34:1221:58:40:16Steve [Nortle]that’s gonna be my whole movement from camp so i like it’s kind of like my spread eagle
21:58:35:0121:58:46:29Dave [Xeros]to be my whole movement coming down so i like i just kind of like my you actually can’t see my wings but um i’m just gonna like oh yeah if you’re still if you’s still on true sight
21:58:40:0321:58:41:13Brin [Basil]You actually can’t
21:58:43:0021:58:43:29Brin [Basil]I can.
21:58:46:2921:58:53:02Dave [Xeros]you totally can see him but my my wings just kind OF LIKE fold in and I dive straight
21:58:47:0321:58:50:29Steve [Nortle]your eyes are dilated hold in and I
21:58:51:0721:58:52:08Brin [Basil]Glazed over?
21:58:52:2121:58:57:05Jesse [GM]you’re doing that skydiving thing when they go into pencil mode and then yeah
21:58:53:0221:59:04:20Dave [Xeros]down yeah yep pencil mode and I fly straight past the hipster chicks um I don’t know do Do you want to give him an attack of opportunity?
21:58:57:1021:58:58:19Chris [TBD]and I tried
21:59:06:1121:59:13:05Jesse [GM]thanks for mentioning that cool okay they get a little opportunity
21:59:06:2621:59:09:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
21:59:07:2221:59:08:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, fine.
21:59:07:2521:59:10:03Brin [Basil]What is the matter with you?
21:59:11:1621:59:19:16Dave [Xeros]I’m trying… I’m playing and teaching all at the same time. Right, Steve? I’m peachy. It’s peachy!
21:59:15:1721:59:16:08Jesse [GM]okay
21:59:16:1121:59:17:19Steve [Nortle]you’re peaching
21:59:20:1921:59:23:16Steve [Nortle]there’s no way that could backfire me saying that
21:59:21:0521:59:23:02Dave [Xeros]I’m going to do the same thing for you
21:59:23:2921:59:25:03Brin [Basil]Oh man.
21:59:25:0521:59:28:26Dave [Xeros]Of everyone here I think Brynn would be the one that actually kills us
21:59:27:1821:59:31:20Steve [Nortle]oh as a DM
21:59:30:1521:59:31:08Brin [Basil]Accidentally
21:59:31:0421:59:34:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’m actually going to try but I’m not gonna try super
21:59:35:1721:59:37:22Steve [Nortle]what level are we supposed to be for yours
21:59:37:0221:59:40:05Brin [Basil]I’m not actually maybe
21:59:39:0921:59:46:15Dave [Xeros]Level 7 Yeah, so we’re going to be level 5 after this, right? Level 6.
21:59:46:0121:59:47:28Brin [Basil]So I do level 6 stuff, right?
21:59:47:1821:59:58:05Dave [Xeros]Yeah, you’ll be level 5 and then I have like a little interlude between that and that that will give you guys a 7 over 1
21:59:48:0421:59:51:18Steve [Nortle]you would be level 5
21:59:49:1121:59:50:23Chris [TBD]you’ll be loving five
21:59:58:0722:00:04:06Brin [Basil]Okay but like the enemies and stuff I shouldn’t make them level six I should make them level five
22:00:00:2922:00:05:06Chris [TBD]If we survive, what’s going to happen?
22:00:04:1922:00:15:22Steve [Nortle]The enemy levels are kind of complicated We can talk about it later S -words
22:00:04:2322:00:06:10Dave [Xeros]We’re planning ahead
22:00:07:2722:00:15:06Jesse [GM]okay the first one is going to try and hit you they both have swords they’re gonna make melee attacks yep 16
22:00:14:0122:00:16:13Brin [Basil]Swords Swords
22:00:17:0422:00:20:15Steve [Nortle]Sheba It starts with a bloody S
22:00:20:1422:00:22:13Brin [Basil]A hundred bad guys with swords
22:00:24:0322:00:28:26Dave [Xeros]Who sent those goods to their lords? We can’t do that. That’s copyright. Scratch that.
22:00:30:0422:00:32:01Brin [Basil]Oh, right.
22:00:30:2022:00:31:19Steve [Nortle]Retcon token
22:00:31:2822:00:33:08Dave [Xeros]Prince, Prince Eros.
22:00:31:2922:00:32:19Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:00:36:1322:00:38:07Dave [Xeros]Wow, he’s really thinking about this one
22:00:37:2922:00:44:02Jesse [GM]sorry i just i thought that i would just roll for damage but i think you have to why does it have a plus five
22:00:44:0222:00:55:06Jesse [GM]to my attack right i did that but then like the next sentence says oh that’s if you’re hitting me
22:00:45:0922:00:49:21Dave [Xeros]because when you attack, you attack with your d20 and then you add whatever the plus five is.
22:00:46:1422:00:48:07Steve [Nortle]You’d attack with your D20
22:00:55:0622:01:02:20Jesse [GM]you have to beat it says hit colon 16 and
22:01:02:1822:01:03:27Dave [Xeros]So it’s 16 to hit.
22:01:02:2022:01:08:13Jesse [GM]then it says necrotic damage that’s the damage
22:01:06:0922:01:09:23Dave [Xeros]That’s the damage you do. If I’m resistance to…
22:01:08:1322:01:20:02Jesse [GM]and the target must succeed a dc 13 constitution saving throw i thought you did one or the other
22:01:12:2222:01:14:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah, so I have to make a constitution statement.
22:01:14:0122:01:17:21Steve [Nortle]Because they’re evil spooky ghosts so there’s…
22:01:17:1022:01:20:19Dave [Xeros]They’re not hipster chicks. I would have advantage on his to chips.
22:01:20:0222:01:24:05Jesse [GM]but i thought he did one of the other either you made a constitution save or i like rolled
22:01:25:2622:01:31:00Dave [Xeros]This boat, because you’re actually making an attack and then I’m making a movement to get away from it.
22:01:26:2222:01:36:22Steve [Nortle]Okay, so you hit him with the sword but that sword is a bad sword It’s in the little blade
22:01:35:0122:01:38:15Dave [Xeros]It’s a wraith sword, yeah.
22:01:38:1122:01:42:17Steve [Nortle]So he has to resist the evil in the sword
22:01:44:0622:01:46:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, yeah I’m on board with that
22:01:45:0222:01:55:23Jesse [GM]sorry guess what we’re all learning here at the boardroom we just we accept all levels of dnd we don’t everybody’s
22:01:52:1422:01:54:27Chris [TBD]We don’t judge, we listen.
22:01:53:0822:02:00:10Steve [Nortle]you’d like to sponsor us so we don’t judge
22:01:55:2322:02:04:17Jesse [GM]included here okay this is
22:01:59:0422:02:01:07Dave [Xeros]So we don’t judge Alright
22:02:00:1022:02:08:26Steve [Nortle]i heard i heard squarespace is great for making websites
22:02:07:0522:02:10:26Chris [TBD]Yeah, everybody uses that one apparently.
22:02:11:0822:02:16:25Steve [Nortle]and nordvpn if you’re looking for a very small audience
22:02:11:2922:02:20:17Dave [Xeros]I mean, we have so many cool things you could sponsor like Norris Foundry Dice. These are things that are awesome.
22:02:21:2522:02:28:24Dave [Xeros]What else? What other hero forage? Yeah, we use Hero Forge minis. We used Dwarven Forge miniature sets.
22:02:22:0122:02:24:05Steve [Nortle]heroforge we use heroforged music
22:02:32:2722:02:33:19Dave [Xeros]Do you want me to roll?
22:02:33:1222:02:35:18Jesse [GM]oh sorry was that the end of our ad placements
22:02:34:2922:02:35:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
22:02:35:1622:02:43:00Steve [Nortle]at the top it has to say in uh product yeah
22:02:35:2022:02:37:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:02:38:0722:02:41:10Dave [Xeros]Okay, so I’m pretty sure I…
22:02:39:0922:02:42:19Chris [TBD]The Money Dungeon.
22:02:43:0222:02:52:26Jesse [GM]that the constitution 13 okay nice so you uh avoid the first one it doesn’t affect
22:02:43:0822:02:44:13Dave [Xeros]What save am I making?
22:02:45:2122:02:49:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah. 17 just on the natural roll So I’m good
22:02:52:2622:03:03:20Jesse [GM]second one is gonna make his attack on you sure oh wow he rolled a nat one this is big time yeah
22:02:54:1922:02:55:14Dave [Xeros]It’s a he?
22:02:56:1622:02:57:00Dave [Xeros]Damn
22:02:59:1022:03:00:18Dave [Xeros]Alright, yeah you missed
22:03:01:0922:03:02:04Steve [Nortle]he doesn’t shrink
22:03:01:1922:03:05:10Brin [Basil]I know, I was going to say a little mini ghost!
22:03:05:1922:03:08:19Steve [Nortle]as i’m like swinging us
22:03:06:0422:03:08:16Dave [Xeros]As I’m like Swing and a miss
22:03:06:0822:03:08:07Jesse [GM]turns into casper yeah
22:03:08:1922:03:19:21Steve [Nortle]all right so i as i’ve been down
22:03:08:2322:03:09:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:03:08:2322:03:09:22Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:03:10:0422:03:12:29Jesse [GM]casper with a morgul blade what the hell
22:03:11:2822:03:15:16Brin [Basil]So I wouldn’t say that
22:03:13:0322:03:21:28Dave [Xeros]So as I’m coming down, that would be like Casper with an X.
22:03:13:1622:03:15:16Chris [TBD]Casper wouldn’t say that.
22:03:18:2822:03:20:08Brin [Basil]Oh, my gosh.
22:03:19:2122:03:27:13Steve [Nortle]time actually that big dopey smile on his face i
22:03:23:0222:03:23:23Jesse [GM]okay
22:03:23:1722:03:26:04Dave [Xeros]Have a happy birthday or I’ll cut you.
22:03:26:1122:03:27:00Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:03:26:2322:03:27:23Brin [Basil]Are you?
22:03:27:1322:03:39:09Steve [Nortle]just
22:03:28:1322:03:32:06Jesse [GM]you’re going for foul claw
22:03:31:1422:03:40:14Dave [Xeros]I actually got that card from my wife a couple years ago. It is Casper With A Knife and it says have a happy birthday or i will cut you so FYI
22:03:35:2022:03:42:25Chris [TBD]happy birthday oh my gosh it exists yeah
22:03:39:0922:03:50:26Steve [Nortle]realized that our show would be like 45 minutes if we cut out all of our laughter and everything so i’m flying down and i’m gonna palm
22:03:45:2522:03:55:12Dave [Xeros]That’s fine though right? So I’m flying down, and I’m going to palm his face as I’m diving. And I’m go crazy fast.
22:03:48:1322:03:50:00Brin [Basil]I wouldn’t watch it.
22:03:55:1822:04:03:14Dave [Xeros]As I touch him, he has to make… Okay, what was… Sorry, we got all jumbled. I actually was casting a spell.
22:04:04:2922:04:07:15Jesse [GM]gonna try and remove yeah
22:04:05:1522:04:14:10Dave [Xeros]And it’s less restoration. So I grab him, and you touch a creature in one condition. I don’t have to do anything.
22:04:14:1022:04:22:20Dave [Xeros]i just touch him and there’s nothing to beat it’s instantaneous with touch so i’m going to end his
22:04:15:0922:04:20:26Jesse [GM]does he have to be uh how okay
22:04:22:2022:04:32:27Dave [Xeros]condition now the caveat here is is i feel like it ends for a couple of turns and we have to get his headphones on to keep it from influencing him again but and like i just kind of slam him down
22:04:32:2722:04:40:09Dave [Xeros]right next to TBD so we’re both on the ground um and i was i uh
22:04:34:0822:04:36:04Chris [TBD]I’ve got some glue.
22:04:37:1722:04:39:09Steve [Nortle]I can grapple them in a minute!
22:04:38:2622:04:49:10Jesse [GM]i think because you’ve now made him conscious right if he was unconscious I think now in a sense he’s battling these voices within like, he’s not making active attacks on you,
22:04:49:1122:04:52:06Jesse [GM]but it’s almost like he’s trying to regain control.
22:04:50:0222:05:01:24Dave [Xeros]i just i don’t want going to take the d6 and falling damage that i would take because i did my move in there yeah so i’m gonna land on him he’s fluffy uh it probably just the dc he’s gonna take the falling
22:04:55:0822:04:56:12Jesse [GM]You’re going to land on him.
22:04:58:1122:04:59:16Jesse [GM]What damage is he going to take for that?
22:05:01:2422:05:10:08Dave [Xeros]damage that I wouldn’t take d6. And I am going to apologize right after yeah it’s no it’s 10 feet
22:05:03:1822:05:10:03Jesse [GM]So a D6 just a D six from 30, 40 feet or whatever.
22:05:06:0122:05:11:25Chris [TBD]every 10 feet
22:05:10:2922:05:16:28Dave [Xeros]because I my flying speed is 20 and then it’s an additional 15 of falling after that but so
22:05:16:2822:05:26:02Dave [Xeros]it’s only one d6 because I’m falling the extra tip it’s falling with style hey guys I’m really
22:05:19:0022:05:23:17Jesse [GM]I see. Okay. This isn’t flying or this isn’t falling.
22:05:25:0822:05:40:27Jesse [GM]okay wow okay foul claw takes five points damage nice uh he’s
22:05:26:0222:05:35:09Dave [Xeros]new at this hey hey are you okay man i’m sorry i just i had to protect my face it’s the money
22:05:35:0922:05:45:17Dave [Xeros]maker you know like right are you ok there thou falclaw yo wait hi oh
22:05:40:2722:05:50:15Jesse [GM]he’s just kind of like twitching out you can’t quite like communicate and stuff yet right but he’s kind of awake and it’s almost like you know uh yeah uh like your classic sort of possession like there’s
22:05:50:1522:05:58:18Jesse [GM]multiple voices kind of coming out of falquat just kindof like they’re sort of fighting right occasionally you get him like ah what’s going on and then you know
22:05:58:1822:06:03:03Jesse [GM]it’s like back to these like demons that are speaking right yeah okay
22:05:59:2822:06:00:14Steve [Nortle]No no!
22:06:02:0722:06:12:08Dave [Xeros]hey hey could you just put the headphones on real quick well fine
22:06:06:2522:06:10:16Chris [TBD]Well, I mean when it’s my turn I can
22:06:10:1122:06:11:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:06:12:0222:06:13:06Steve [Nortle]TBD’s like…
22:06:12:0822:06:17:24Dave [Xeros]you got to do two things I’m going to reach over and grab him And slide the headphones on
22:06:13:1622:06:14:07Chris [TBD]I’m like
22:06:17:0122:06:19:26Chris [TBD]take him yeah do it 100%
22:06:18:0122:06:21:14Jesse [GM]is this a bonus action what is this
22:06:19:2522:06:21:01Brin [Basil]What? No!
22:06:21:0422:06:25:23Dave [Xeros]You gave him the run-over Pick them up I slammed him pick them up
22:06:25:0322:06:32:11Jesse [GM]uh they were on the way it was just kind of like he had to put his hand down you know you’re grabbing and placing this is this is a lot more you know
22:06:32:2322:06:37:17Dave [Xeros]You’re just trying to take away my bonus action Yes, I will Bonus action putting on the headphones
22:06:33:2922:06:44:28Jesse [GM]Okay, so you put on the headphones. LaDonna’s song is blasting in the headphones still, okay? Thank you, he’s on the ground.
22:06:42:0422:06:44:07Dave [Xeros]Hell yeah We’re on the ground
22:06:46:0322:06:47:22Jesse [GM]As soon as you throw him on his head,
22:06:50:2322:06:56:25Jesse [GM]Fowcloth snaps back into Fowclaw, okay. His eyes get their color back, whatever.
22:06:58:1322:07:01:22Jesse [GM]And he is totally aware of the fight that’s going on.
22:07:01:1322:07:02:13Dave [Xeros]Are you okay
22:07:03:2222:07:05:11Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to shake him a little bit
22:07:05:1222:07:12:06Jesse [GM]Mm-hmm. So they’re so loud, he can see the movement of your mouth and you’re shaking him He’s like
22:07:17:2122:07:18:05Dave [Xeros]Who
22:07:17:2622:07:18:06Steve [Nortle]Who?
22:07:19:0622:07:21:14Chris [TBD]I just opened up the door.
22:07:19:2022:07:25:13Dave [Xeros]I just open up can you get your ass in the fight please and then i let it go when it smacks up against his
22:07:25:1322:07:33:02Dave [Xeros]head okay all right thanks fowley
22:07:26:0022:07:35:06Jesse [GM]He looks around, he sees everything that’s going on And he’s like I got this! He’s just yelling because it was so loud Okay, and it’s Falclaw’s turn
22:07:30:1622:07:32:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:07:31:1522:07:32:23Jesse [GM][laughter]
22:07:36:1722:07:38:11Chris [TBD]Foulclaw’s back-ish.
22:07:38:1422:07:43:23Jesse [GM]Falclaws, he seems the spirit We’re gonna say they’re 20 feet in the air when you pass them They’re kind of at the middle On their way to get ya
22:07:44:0722:07:57:27Dave [Xeros]not hot hips to chicks he knows
22:07:45:0722:07:52:11Jesse [GM]Not hot hipster chicks uh falclaw is going to kind of fly up to meet them on their way down okay um and he’s gonna
22:07:57:2722:08:02:09Dave [Xeros]how to i mean he has a legion in his head he should know exactly how to kill these things
22:08:04:1822:08:18:21Dave [Xeros]he should get like advantage on everything yeah okay
22:08:09:0622:08:15:26Chris [TBD]yeah right well we should at least
22:08:16:0422:08:18:06Brin [Basil]should put it up to a vote instead of like you decide.
22:08:18:2122:08:20:11Dave [Xeros]hey all right all in favor
22:08:21:1622:08:22:03Brin [Basil]Ha ha!
22:08:22:0622:08:24:16Jesse [GM]the vote going to be who knows
22:08:22:2622:08:27:00Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:08:23:2122:08:26:25Steve [Nortle]I don’t know what’s going on
22:08:27:2022:08:32:28Jesse [GM]um we’ll give him advantage on his attacks because he like kind of knows how to do these things
22:08:32:2422:08:38:29Dave [Xeros]that was him being blessed with understanding I need to get a battery backup so our lights don’t kill us
22:08:32:2822:08:45:19Jesse [GM]okay yeah okay okay omnius
22:08:39:2522:08:41:20Chris [TBD]don’t kill us that’s
22:08:44:2122:08:55:11Chris [TBD]oh my whole life guys now
22:08:45:1922:08:49:01Jesse [GM]omnius isn’t it a like a transformer or something
22:08:46:0222:08:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:08:47:2222:08:48:08Steve [Nortle]Chris
22:08:50:2922:08:52:05Brin [Basil]Omnius Prime!
22:08:52:2222:08:53:16Dave [Xeros]repel us
22:08:55:1122:09:07:00Chris [TBD]did
22:08:57:2622:09:05:23Brin [Basil]You know what’s funny? I said it the wrong way to my husband the other day. And he looked at me like this, and I walked away.
22:09:05:1722:09:06:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:09:05:2722:09:06:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:09:06:2322:09:09:01Brin [Basil]Well, no.
22:09:07:0022:09:18:27Chris [TBD]you do it on purpose thank you no it’s not wait a second
22:09:10:0822:09:11:01Brin [Basil]It’s because of you.
22:09:13:2922:09:14:15Brin [Basil]100%.
22:09:14:1322:09:20:21Dave [Xeros]of your Utah verbiage wait a second Colorado verbiache
22:09:17:1422:09:19:14Jesse [GM]um so he
22:09:21:1422:09:22:13Chris [TBD]coloradian
22:09:23:2022:09:26:01Jesse [GM]hey so he hits both of them
22:09:27:0622:09:31:03Jesse [GM]he’s casting his firebolt again excuse me
22:09:30:2922:09:37:01Dave [Xeros]light things up cause rays are made out of shadow lighting up the space like
22:09:38:1022:09:42:18Jesse [GM]uh vulnerable to like yeah like light damage sorts yeah
22:09:40:0722:09:41:01Dave [Xeros]Okay, hey.
22:09:42:1522:09:43:26Dave [Xeros]Oh man, Ali that was lit.
22:09:43:2222:09:54:14Jesse [GM]yeah um so she hits both he does seven points of damage to each one okay so yeah he hits him pretty good they’re kind of stunned up there
22:09:48:0422:09:48:21Chris [TBD]ok
22:09:53:1422:09:56:16Dave [Xeros]So he’s back in the air Chris do you want to
22:09:54:2522:09:57:09Jesse [GM]yeah he’s basically back up in the air with them
22:10:02:1422:10:04:05Jesse [GM]nice how’s our camera doing
22:10:06:2422:10:09:22Dave [Xeros]He’s just going to run over Basil is all It’s okay no one
22:10:07:1922:10:09:04Jesse [GM]pass the pillars here
22:10:11:1322:10:23:20Brin [Basil]gonna say I know that no one did I know
22:10:12:0122:10:12:13Dave [Xeros]Nothing
22:10:16:1222:10:17:09Chris [TBD]Who’s up?
22:10:16:1922:10:21:16Jesse [GM]now it is Legion’s turn so is he at disadvantage if he tries to
22:10:18:2922:10:19:05Chris [TBD]Oh.
22:10:22:1422:10:22:28Steve [Nortle]anything
22:10:23:1322:10:28:11Jesse [GM]okay um yeah he’s got this turtle on his back you’ve got to get rid of it
22:10:24:0322:10:25:24Dave [Xeros]He’s got to break the grapple somehow
22:10:28:1722:10:29:23Dave [Xeros]Got this turtle on my
22:10:29:1922:10:30:04Brin [Basil]That’s how that feels.
22:10:30:0222:10:36:13Jesse [GM]mm-hmm um he is going to try in the same way that basil can use you as a weapon
22:10:30:1922:10:34:15Chris [TBD]Kind of look like a giant toidal in the trench coat.
22:10:36:1322:10:46:28Jesse [GM]he is gonna try to remove you but like throw you towards your teammates okay so uh he’s just making uh what does he have to beat
22:10:46:2822:10:49:02Jesse [GM]to get you off his back
22:10:50:1422:11:02:03Steve [Nortle]my strength or my dexterity so let’s go with dexterities 18
22:10:58:1422:10:58:29Jesse [GM]25
22:11:02:1322:11:03:02Jesse [GM]okay
22:11:03:1322:11:04:18Dave [Xeros]Plus 8
22:11:03:2822:11:06:22Steve [Nortle]no i mean like but
22:11:05:1722:11:10:10Jesse [GM]um oh he doesn’t I don’t think he has advantage on attack rolls
22:11:11:2322:11:14:28Steve [Nortle]the idea is he has disadvantage on
22:11:17:0222:11:18:13Steve [Nortle]on saving throws.
22:11:19:0722:11:20:13Jesse [GM]whoa
22:11:22:1722:11:25:03Jesse [GM]this is Dexter or sorry
22:11:25:1422:11:33:06Steve [Nortle]Yeah, athletic or yeah, it would be a dex-saving throw but he’s
22:11:34:0822:11:36:22Jesse [GM]a disadvantage come on baby
22:11:37:2922:11:46:14Jesse [GM]oh 13 so he he tries to like can he walk are you like just tied to his back
22:11:41:1022:11:52:20Steve [Nortle]I’m heavier than I look! He has zero movement. Like, I have my legs entwined with his
22:11:48:1522:11:49:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
22:11:52:2022:11:53:21Steve [Nortle]and then my arms…
22:11:52:2522:11:57:13Dave [Xeros]Ew, ew, ew. You’re using your tail! Stop it! No!
22:11:55:1122:11:58:07Steve [Nortle]You’ll like you’ll like it? No, you’ll like it!
22:11:58:2222:12:04:02Brin [Basil]You understand us! Get back in the cell! Yeah, you understand us.
22:11:59:1922:12:01:00Steve [Nortle]You have no standards!
22:12:00:2122:12:02:08Dave [Xeros]Get back in the cell!
22:12:04:2922:12:10:18Steve [Nortle]So, yeah. I’m keeping him in place.
22:12:05:1422:12:17:02Jesse [GM]um okay okay um he had um he’s gonna try he’s not having any luck like removing you physically so he’s going to try with his bonus action
22:12:17:0222:12:28:00Jesse [GM]he’s gunna use misty step to try and like remove you from him okay um i don’t know exactly how does he have to basically roll again at disadvantage
22:12:23:2522:12:24:09Steve [Nortle]Okay.
22:12:28:2822:12:33:20Steve [Nortle]Well, I mean Misty Step… I don’t usually have a character with…
22:12:31:2722:12:43:21Dave [Xeros]It’s a bonus action. Yeah, Misty Steps is a bonus action. He can be coming corporeal but the thing is i don’t know how it works when he’s actually grappled what’s what’s the uh is it an incantation
22:12:35:0422:12:36:22Steve [Nortle]Well let’s just…
22:12:43:2122:12:53:26Dave [Xeros]does he have to say something does he do something or is it just a thought when he sees yeah he could totally well
22:12:46:1422:12:51:00Jesse [GM]instantaneous bonus action
22:12:46:1922:12:48:04Steve [Nortle]Here, let’s see. Oh crap.
22:12:53:2622:12:57:21Dave [Xeros]i donno that’s up to the dm like honestly
22:12:57:0922:13:04:25Steve [Nortle]Well, it looks like they have a Misty Escape ability. So I would imagine that would mean the Misty Step is different.
22:13:03:1322:13:04:12Dave [Xeros]not grappled
22:13:06:1422:13:12:04Steve [Nortle]It says briefly surrounded by Silvery Mist you teleport up to 30 feet to an unoccupied space so you can see
22:13:13:2322:13:15:15Steve [Nortle]spell tags, teleportation
22:13:17:0022:13:17:17Steve [Nortle]instantaneous
22:13:18:2022:13:20:08Steve [Nortle]conjuration attack save none
22:13:21:0922:13:28:06Steve [Nortle]I think it’s on you to decide well, it just says
22:13:21:2122:13:22:04Dave [Xeros]like
22:13:23:1622:13:27:14Dave [Xeros]it just sounds like you become incorporeal so yeah you can totally do
22:13:28:0622:13:43:01Steve [Nortle]you’re surrounded by a mist and then you okay that
22:13:29:2822:13:32:04Dave [Xeros]it’s teleportation but
22:13:31:2222:13:41:13Jesse [GM]okay the only yeah same thing though he can’t travel as far normally you go 30 feet with misty steps so like the most he can do is 15 under the hallow spell, so it kind of glitches and you can’t move
22:13:41:1122:13:43:24Dave [Xeros]Kenny glitch and he actually has to take Nortle with him.
22:13:43:0122:13:47:24Steve [Nortle]would actually be hilarious he’s like i got
22:13:46:2122:13:47:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:13:47:0922:13:48:21Dave [Xeros]I got it. I got…
22:13:47:2422:13:59:19Steve [Nortle]this well that was incredible it gave me a tingle in my tail um uh I don’t have
22:13:50:1622:13:51:15Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:13:50:2622:13:51:25Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:13:50:2622:13:52:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:13:51:2522:13:52:20Dave [Xeros]That’s the first time
22:13:53:0622:13:54:26Brin [Basil]Oh gosh!
22:13:54:1322:13:54:26Jesse [GM]fuck
22:13:55:1022:13:57:11Dave [Xeros]Can you use Misty Step 2?
22:13:59:1022:14:01:27Dave [Xeros]Oh man, just like, just Misty step with him!
22:13:59:1922:14:05:28Steve [Nortle]I don’t have Misty Step. I don’ t have it, but yeah, I have…
22:14:03:1522:14:04:23Dave [Xeros]Alright, fine.
22:14:08:0822:14:13:01Jesse [GM]because this is hilarious we’re going to see yeah we’ll say Nortle could potentially go with him
22:14:13:0522:14:13:17Steve [Nortle]Okay?
22:14:14:0122:14:15:18Jesse [GM]so we need to roll
22:14:18:1022:14:21:08Jesse [GM]Do we roll off on this? Just a straight roll-off.
22:14:19:1622:14:22:06Dave [Xeros]It’s a dex stare. It would be a deX, right?
22:14:24:0322:14:25:29Dave [Xeros]It’d be dex. I would do a rolloff.
22:14:26:2022:14:30:02Jesse [GM]A dex… I have to beat your dex against my dex.
22:14:27:1422:14:28:23Dave [Xeros]A dex rollof
22:14:31:1222:14:32:12Dave [Xeros]Let’s do this!
22:14:32:0722:14:34:02Jesse [GM]No, because he’s not going to win!
22:14:32:2222:14:35:08Steve [Nortle]As a saving throw, right?
22:14:35:1422:14:37:22Dave [Xeros]It’s… It’s a walk-off.
22:14:37:1222:14:40:04Brin [Basil]Do it! Do it!!
22:14:38:1622:14:43:20Jesse [GM]to you either way. There’s no way. No, there’s no way.
22:14:39:2422:14:43:10Dave [Xeros]Just do it! Dude, you could roll the nat 20. You have no idea.
22:14:39:2922:14:40:19Steve [Nortle]Let’s do it!
22:14:47:0922:14:47:24Jesse [GM]a 15.
22:14:49:0122:14:50:12Chris [TBD]Oh his face
22:14:50:0822:14:50:20Dave [Xeros]Oh!
22:14:51:0522:14:52:04Steve [Nortle]He got 13.
22:14:51:2922:14:52:29Chris [TBD]OH NO
22:14:52:0822:14:52:23Dave [Xeros]Oh!
22:14:53:2222:14:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:14:54:0222:14:54:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:14:54:0222:14:55:29Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:14:54:1122:14:55:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:14:56:0122:15:02:04Brin [Basil]No way. It’s alright.
22:14:56:2122:14:57:25Jesse [GM]Okay, alright.
22:14:58:0722:15:00:28Dave [Xeros]Nade just schooled you! Holy crap!
22:14:59:1422:15:00:06Jesse [GM]He just
22:15:01:0622:15:03:24Steve [Nortle]I am this close to using my retcon token.
22:15:03:1022:15:06:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:15:03:2022:15:05:08Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:15:04:1222:15:05:22Brin [Basil]I know how it feels.
22:15:06:0122:15:13:27Jesse [GM]he just takes your arm with him right it just detaches yeah okay yeah so uh he
22:15:09:2622:15:10:28Steve [Nortle]Give it back!
22:15:13:1022:15:16:03Dave [Xeros]where’s where is he going where is it gonna go to
22:15:14:2722:15:23:21Jesse [GM]manages to free himself he’s moving over to TBD yep yep so put him like right behind TBD
22:15:18:0222:15:23:22Chris [TBD]Why you keep Am I the chosen one?
22:15:23:2122:15:35:12Jesse [GM]yeah that’s perfect within five feet of him yeah okay um but that was his bonus action and That’s his movement. So that’s actually the end of this turn, unfortunately.
22:15:27:2522:15:28:01Dave [Xeros]go
22:15:34:2622:15:36:12Chris [TBD]He didn’t have an action
22:15:36:2822:15:38:04Steve [Nortle]Trying to get free.
22:15:37:1622:15:40:15Jesse [GM]He tried to grapple first and then he had to use Misty Step.
22:15:38:0822:15:49:29Chris [TBD]Ah Cool cool I mean he could
22:15:40:0522:15:48:18Dave [Xeros]sorry Nade I got those three legendary actions firebolt
22:15:42:0222:15:46:23Jesse [GM]But legendary, legendary, legendary action can actually…
22:15:50:2422:15:53:18Chris [TBD]actually because you can do legendary whenever you want
22:15:55:1022:15:57:29Jesse [GM]He does not have things.
22:15:58:2422:16:00:18Brin [Basil]legend is that legendary
22:16:01:0522:16:02:26Dave [Xeros]homebrew something just as like
22:16:02:2222:16:03:25Brin [Basil]right here and now
22:16:04:0422:16:07:15Dave [Xeros]silvery recon or silvery block
22:16:04:1922:16:08:19Chris [TBD]Silver mirror!
22:16:10:1822:16:22:01Dave [Xeros]silver cockblock get that roost
22:16:12:2222:16:13:22Jesse [GM]So that’s his turn.
22:16:15:1922:16:16:16Steve [Nortle]-chicken spell
22:16:15:2322:16:23:27Brin [Basil]Oh my
22:16:19:1622:16:21:14Jesse [GM]evading. Okay Basil it’s your turn.
22:16:22:0122:16:27:29Dave [Xeros]away from me i’m going to homebrew a spell called cockblock just
22:16:22:1622:16:23:05Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:16:28:0322:16:39:19Steve [Nortle]considering the demographic
22:16:28:1822:16:41:02Dave [Xeros]and i’m gonna submit it to dnd beyond not not
22:16:30:1622:16:32:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:16:31:0522:16:33:22Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:16:31:2222:16:38:07Chris [TBD]I guarantee there’s thousands already made. Thousands.
22:16:32:2522:16:39:22Brin [Basil]I guarantee that there’s no way of considering the death threat.
22:16:36:0922:16:37:27Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:16:36:2822:16:37:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
22:16:39:1922:16:40:10Steve [Nortle]for this game
22:16:41:0222:16:42:28Dave [Xeros]a spell that just stops chickens
22:16:42:2822:16:57:20Dave [Xeros]from attacking i guarantee i’ma use cockblock uh we
22:16:43:1522:16:45:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:16:47:2022:16:48:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:16:47:2022:16:48:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:16:48:0922:16:49:08Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:16:48:2922:16:49:13Steve [Nortle]Man!
22:16:49:1822:16:51:13Jesse [GM]thing that beats it is Chastity Class
22:16:50:2622:16:52:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:16:52:1622:16:57:26Steve [Nortle]Uh, dude.
22:16:53:1022:16:53:25Jesse [GM]thing
22:16:54:1822:16:56:26Chris [TBD]Speaking of which, do we have the chalice?
22:16:57:2022:17:01:17Dave [Xeros]do yeah the chalice is around his symbol but we can only use it once, remember? We all used it.
22:17:00:1422:17:02:04Jesse [GM]You’ve used it today Yeah
22:17:03:1222:17:05:02Jesse [GM]yeah use it for the exam
22:17:05:0622:17:07:10Chris [TBD]And our weapons are still moon-touched.
22:17:08:1022:17:10:15Jesse [GM]yep basil it is your turn
22:17:08:1722:17:09:05Dave [Xeros]Yes.
22:17:11:0422:17:14:25Brin [Basil]Okay, so I’m outside of the dome.
22:17:15:0822:17:16:01Dave [Xeros]You’re right here.
22:17:16:1122:17:17:16Brin [Basil]I’m still within it.
22:17:16:1922:17:18:23Jesse [GM]it’s like this whole room
22:17:17:1422:17:26:15Dave [Xeros]You’re just behind this one portal right there, yeah. You are probably prone though because you got thrown so you have to use half your movement to get up and then you can move.
22:17:18:2222:17:20:07Brin [Basil]Oh okay, it’s this room.
22:17:20:1222:17:21:09Jesse [GM]basically
22:17:26:1522:17:29:04Jesse [GM]you have to unscrape yourself from the ground
22:17:28:1022:17:30:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah, let’s creep yourself off the ground.
22:17:29:0822:17:29:27Jesse [GM][laughter]
22:17:30:2222:17:31:27Chris [TBD]I got a spatula!
22:17:31:0622:17:32:16Jesse [GM]oh i’m sorry
22:17:32:1622:17:35:16Dave [Xeros]I’ve got a spell for that. It’s called clock hop.
22:17:32:2822:17:34:07Steve [Nortle]but don’t you have
22:17:38:1722:17:41:15Brin [Basil]I don’t want to use that spell.
22:17:41:0122:17:42:29Jesse [GM]I can confirm
22:17:42:2622:17:43:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:17:42:2622:17:44:14Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:17:45:2122:17:46:25Brin [Basil]Alright fine!
22:17:45:2222:17:50:10Steve [Nortle]your boots allow you to jump so like you probably can get back
22:17:47:2822:17:48:17Brin [Basil]Yeah they do.
22:17:49:0822:17:50:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah, stand up and jump.
22:17:50:0822:17:51:20Brin [Basil]I’m just freaking fine
22:17:52:2922:17:56:29Brin [Basil]Okay I’m gonna jump up, up and over the portal door.
22:17:57:2922:18:07:06Brin [Basil]And I’m going to slam down my katana right in Nadal’s freaking face with all the force
22:18:07:0622:18:10:01Brin [Basil]that i can muster.
22:18:11:0422:18:17:08Jesse [GM]started oh i’m sorry did we do so the uh spirits they or
22:18:17:0822:18:23:28Jesse [GM]the wraiths they go after legion I’m sorry I lied they’re just gonna make there’s gonna
22:18:17:2322:18:18:22Steve [Nortle]oh yeah they would
22:18:19:1022:18:20:23Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah.
22:18:19:2722:18:23:09Brin [Basil]Well damn it!
22:18:20:1622:18:23:08Chris [TBD]yeah it’s a - PAUSE!
22:18:23:2822:18:31:22Jesse [GM]make a quick attack on falclaw that’s all they gotta do okay just uh quick this game
22:18:25:1422:18:28:13Dave [Xeros]Just a quick attack! I’m just gonna…
22:18:25:2622:18:26:28Brin [Basil]Just real quack.
22:18:28:2022:18:30:02Steve [Nortle]everything we do is quick
22:18:29:1822:18:31:20Dave [Xeros]Quick attack!
22:18:31:1622:18:41:19Chris [TBD]That was so
22:18:31:2222:18:42:02Jesse [GM]this case this encounter this combat going so fast crazy wow okay one of them is gonna hit
22:18:42:0222:18:53:20Jesse [GM]uh falcloth um making an attack on him the other is gonna fly down here to you eros they’re gonna split up um he’s gonna be not touching the ground he’s like five feet off
22:18:53:2022:19:05:19Jesse [GM]the ground he’s in front of you okay yeah sorry he’s gonna make an attack on you wow um a nine okay that’s
22:18:53:2522:18:54:25Dave [Xeros]Come on.
22:19:00:2022:19:01:19Dave [Xeros]I cast cock block.
22:19:05:1922:19:11:05Jesse [GM]this is incredibly stressful it’s incredibly stressful
22:19:08:0422:19:13:17Dave [Xeros]Dude, you got the magic touch actually. Good job. Man, I should have cut to that. That was amazing.
22:19:11:0522:19:20:10Jesse [GM]okay so this one it tries to swing at you again and misses yeah just fails
22:19:18:1722:19:19:27Dave [Xeros]I cast cock block!
22:19:19:0522:19:22:16Steve [Nortle]I don’t… Are they chicken wraiths?
22:19:22:2122:19:25:14Jesse [GM]um the other one
22:19:25:2122:19:29:06Steve [Nortle]They’re the spirits of departed chickens.
22:19:29:1122:19:32:05Dave [Xeros]that there would be legion right there
22:19:32:1522:19:32:27Steve [Nortle]Yeah!
22:19:33:2722:19:37:13Steve [Nortle]He goes outside a poultry farm and just 200 million
22:19:36:0222:19:41:23Dave [Xeros]200 million incorporeal chickens attack all the dearly departed
22:19:37:2122:19:51:10Chris [TBD]Dang, Falkla
22:19:38:2822:19:54:23Brin [Basil]he has
22:19:41:0122:19:50:18Jesse [GM]wow jeez i wish that would have been reversed or so thank you he gets hit with the other ones and he takes 11 points of damage
22:19:51:1022:19:52:01Chris [TBD]You okay?
22:19:52:0022:19:52:22Dave [Xeros]value
22:19:52:0822:19:56:25Steve [Nortle]No, he’s out of practice. He’s not used to his body.
22:19:54:2322:20:02:04Brin [Basil]full health I healed him, remember?
22:19:59:2222:20:00:26Jesse [GM]jeez does he
22:20:01:2222:20:02:16Dave [Xeros]hey
22:20:01:2622:20:05:04Chris [TBD]Hey, Dave.
22:20:02:0222:20:06:19Jesse [GM]you did yeah and Dave slammed him into the ground too
22:20:03:1322:20:05:13Steve [Nortle]After he slid his own throat.
22:20:05:0522:20:11:04Dave [Xeros]LaDonna could be watching I mean this is sad man come on step up
22:20:10:2622:20:14:07Jesse [GM]now Basil it is your turn we’ve made a start of a new round
22:20:14:1022:20:18:12Brin [Basil]Okay sweet I’m going to use my rabbit hop
22:20:21:0622:20:23:21Brin [Basil]Wait no Just kidding Fighting spirit is the wrong one
22:20:25:1122:20:29:23Brin [Basil]It gives me advantage on weapon attack rolls And 5
22:20:30:2522:20:31:23Brin [Basil]Temporary HP
22:20:33:2522:20:42:28Brin [Basil]Which I’m gonna add right now Just in case Oh yeah we’re good and then advantage on this and I don’t even need it
22:20:43:1722:20:47:03Chris [TBD]Nice. But you get an at 20 try.
22:20:43:1922:20:54:15Brin [Basil]okay plus it’s plus 5 yeah that’s true, I will do one more time nope okay so 16 plus 5
22:20:54:1522:21:01:12Brin [Basil]21 to hit fantastic 1d8 plus 3
22:21:03:1922:21:09:03Brin [Basil]sweet okay that’s 10 points of damage with the katana
22:21:07:1322:21:07:29Jesse [GM]nice
22:21:09:1722:21:10:13Jesse [GM]heck yeah
22:21:14:0722:21:16:19Jesse [GM]let me check one thing real quick
22:21:25:2122:21:32:20Brin [Basil]Yes, and I want to freaking slice his cheek right open.
22:21:26:2122:21:29:29Dave [Xeros]when you moon touch things happen to people when they’re touched by the moon
22:21:34:1022:21:34:24Dave [Xeros]ooh
22:21:36:0422:21:46:01Dave [Xeros]defacing a person who likes to look really good but this thing is he changed like from from like a really good looking guy to like a demon looking guy though didn’t
22:21:40:2122:21:42:15Chris [TBD]Yeah, you can just get a different face.
22:21:42:2322:21:43:24Brin [Basil]I’m upset.
22:21:44:0122:21:49:28Jesse [GM]yeah when you hit him uh with
22:21:46:0422:21:47:05Brin [Basil]Man, that demon’s hotter.
22:21:49:2822:22:00:17Jesse [GM]the set like you can tell like he like kind of dimensions but he’s not looking good with the touch rapier but also just like how long you’ve been fighting and
22:21:54:2822:21:56:04Dave [Xeros]doesn’t like moon touched
22:22:04:1422:22:13:29Jesse [GM]um and now um he uh well basically what happens now he had his contort reaction which was like
22:22:13:2922:22:20:29Jesse [GM]kind of an automatic but now that he is at this point in hp you can now contest like the contort
22:22:20:2922:22:30:15Jesse [GM]movement so if you make a con save it doesn’t have an effect on okay so if he tries to use that okay nice yeah so he’s not looking great
22:22:31:1422:22:34:16Jesse [GM]that was a pretty good hit solid yeah
22:22:32:1922:22:33:17Chris [TBD]Nice.
22:22:33:2322:22:35:27Dave [Xeros]not looking great Hey, man. You okay?
22:22:35:0522:22:36:15Brin [Basil]Oh, I freak out.
22:22:35:2722:22:45:09Jesse [GM]he’s now looking great for a minute and then his face and everything like shifts right shift to some other messed up what was your smiley faces thing we had you know or monster stuff the other
22:22:45:0922:22:51:03Jesse [GM]uh your uh yeah yeah there’s a creepy smile on
22:22:46:0322:22:49:26Steve [Nortle]Oh, um… The evil eye or Momo that…
22:22:49:0322:22:51:15Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah!
22:22:51:0322:23:00:06Jesse [GM]his face something like that pops up on space okay the momo
22:22:52:1522:22:53:27Dave [Xeros]Hey, no, he’s not doing great guys.
22:22:55:1722:23:02:15Steve [Nortle]Does this slow turn toward you but with that Momo face and it has enormous eyes as well? Okay guys, F’s going to be over here.
22:22:59:1022:23:02:16Dave [Xeros]Well, hey guys. I’m just gonna be over here.
22:23:00:0622:23:04:21Jesse [GM]phase okay nice that was pretty
22:23:00:2522:23:04:03Brin [Basil]So creepy, so creepy
22:23:06:0022:23:14:23Steve [Nortle]I come running in and do an unarmed strike against him with my moon-touched claws.
22:23:15:1022:23:24:17Steve [Nortle]So that failed, but I will spend a ki point and do a flurry of blows and attack two more times.
22:23:27:2822:23:35:13Steve [Nortle]The first one is 22 to hit, six damage, and then the second one missed.
22:23:35:1322:23:46:14Steve [Nortle]dang oh i rolled a two on that one so we almost um i decided to start keeping track of how many
22:23:40:2022:23:41:01Dave [Xeros]Ugh!
22:23:42:2222:23:44:00Dave [Xeros]Bad furrier blows.
22:23:46:1422:23:53:13Steve [Nortle]like nat ones and net 20s we get and currently we’re at we’re tied for this round
22:23:51:1822:24:02:28Chris [TBD]are you serious wow not
22:23:53:1622:23:54:05Dave [Xeros]For this round, yeah.
22:23:54:0622:24:01:13Steve [Nortle]right like this session but last time i think we had like three or four net 20’s and, like, one or two net ones.
22:24:00:2222:24:03:23Dave [Xeros]That ones, yeah, we were high last time.
22:24:02:2822:24:17:08Chris [TBD]literally figuratively awesome
22:24:05:1922:24:06:26Brin [Basil]The odds…
22:24:06:1922:24:10:06Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah no we were high on the rolling yeah figure it’s leaving me on the dice
22:24:10:0522:24:12:19Brin [Basil]We made the odds better than after that.
22:24:13:0022:24:20:12Jesse [GM]you guys are just punch bagging this guy around between like the three of
22:24:19:0922:24:26:05Chris [TBD]yeah yeah oh my gosh
22:24:19:2622:24:23:02Dave [Xeros]let’s circle this jerk
22:24:26:0122:24:27:03Steve [Nortle]I cast cock block!
22:24:31:1622:24:33:17Dave [Xeros]guys it was too easy
22:24:31:2822:24:33:19Steve [Nortle]That was too easy!
22:24:34:0822:24:39:17Brin [Basil]It’s here to stay forever. We’re not getting rid of that.
22:24:36:1822:24:37:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:24:41:0522:24:41:21Jesse [GM]yep now
22:24:42:0222:24:42:18Dave [Xeros]hey
22:24:42:2622:24:43:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:24:44:0322:24:45:25Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh, he really did!
22:24:47:2722:24:57:04Chris [TBD]let’s see here the silvery
22:24:50:1822:24:51:19Dave [Xeros]we have one
22:24:54:2122:24:55:10Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:24:55:1022:24:56:06Dave [Xeros]silvery boss
22:24:57:0422:25:02:19Chris [TBD]bars button uh so So you’re saying he’s not looking great?
22:25:03:1122:25:11:09Dave [Xeros]and he’s really bad on moon touch thing so with that hit with his hit like you attack with the claws did we roll for
22:25:11:0922:25:22:08Dave [Xeros]that yeah oh yeah that’s right i don’t oh that’s it okay is he looking worse or is he just about
22:25:12:1322:25:16:16Jesse [GM]the damage yeah he did he hit the first one his flurry of blows and everything
22:25:16:1522:25:21:09Steve [Nortle]I dealt total of 60 yeah that’s how I feel too
22:25:21:1022:25:24:06Brin [Basil]or anything like this
22:25:22:1922:25:25:22Jesse [GM]He’s about the same. Yep, not great.
22:25:27:1622:25:35:13Chris [TBD]I mean, my gut says hit him again but my brain says do we keep attacking this portal?
22:25:36:0322:25:44:23Dave [Xeros]would tb use his gutter’s brain yep yep no he’s brilliant i’m just saying like
22:25:37:2922:25:39:06Chris [TBD]All right, it definitely goes to the gut.
22:25:41:1122:25:44:01Chris [TBD]He’s pretty smart though. He’s got…
22:25:45:1922:25:51:03Steve [Nortle]he’s brilliant but he also likes to explode himself using veil stones across chasms.
22:25:50:2822:25:51:18Brin [Basil]Yeah!
22:25:51:0422:25:54:20Chris [TBD]It would have worked! It would’ve worked.
22:25:51:2922:25:59:29Dave [Xeros]that was that was a brilliant idea and it would have worked it is it is pen the penultimate type of brilliance
22:25:55:1022:25:57:27Steve [Nortle]of brilliance, I will allow that.
22:25:55:2822:25:56:12Jesse [GM]Yeah.
22:26:00:0422:26:05:17Chris [TBD]But I’m going to… I can give him a Frosty Wet Willy,
22:26:07:2022:26:08:18Steve [Nortle]Frosty touch?
22:26:08:1922:26:12:22Chris [TBD]blast it with Magic Missile or give them a nice little chop with both of these.
22:26:14:0522:26:16:22Steve [Nortle]Plus that’s like a really epic way to…
22:26:17:2522:26:18:15Steve [Nortle]Yeah.
22:26:21:2622:26:25:25Chris [TBD]All right. Let me take both of this and we are going to attack.
22:26:32:1122:26:35:18Chris [TBD]Terrible. That’s five. Three plus two.
22:26:35:0722:26:37:17Dave [Xeros]what on you okay
22:26:37:1922:26:41:15Jesse [GM]This is a new, the weight of the blade. The weight of the blade throws off
22:26:38:2622:26:39:22Chris [TBD]I’m a wizard.
22:26:40:0822:26:45:13Dave [Xeros]that’s true he’s like he’s got a one foot vertical in a really bad swing
22:26:40:2822:26:42:15Chris [TBD]Just not quite used to it.
22:26:46:1922:26:56:13Steve [Nortle]yeah but he also managed to use the strings as like a ballista shot so like it just depends on what mood you’re in
22:26:51:2522:26:54:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:26:52:0122:26:56:15Dave [Xeros]that’s sure i mean he it really just depends on what mood he’s in apparently
22:26:56:2122:27:06:10Chris [TBD]if you miss your first attack can you still do two weapon fighting with bonus action I do yeah
22:27:03:1522:27:05:01Dave [Xeros]you have to have two weapon fighting
22:27:06:2122:27:07:27Dave [Xeros]It’s just your offhand
22:27:08:1722:27:16:18Chris [TBD]want to take another swing oh what the heck
22:27:09:2322:27:11:27Jesse [GM]Since you missed with your dominant hand, try your offhand.
22:27:11:1922:27:18:14Dave [Xeros]I try your offhand That’s the thing is like he knows how to play the keys with his offhand Oh never mind He doesn’t know how to play the keys
22:27:14:2722:27:21:10Brin [Basil]He still didn’t know.
22:27:16:0322:27:17:18Steve [Nortle]that is another 2
22:27:16:1322:27:16:27Jesse [GM]Wow!
22:27:19:0022:27:22:05Chris [TBD]it’s still dead alright that’s a 4
22:27:22:2822:27:23:08Jesse [GM]cool.
22:27:27:2422:27:33:23Steve [Nortle]all right TBD TBD turn around first
22:27:27:2522:27:31:05Chris [TBD]and then he opens his eyes and realized that he wasn’t even…
22:27:32:0722:27:37:15Chris [TBD]He had his eyes closed. I was totally facing the wrong way. I missed Eros twice.
22:27:32:0922:27:33:21Dave [Xeros]Turn around first
22:27:35:1822:27:40:08Dave [Xeros]I’m like I dodged twice What the hell are you doing man
22:27:40:0222:27:42:20Chris [TBD]Oh, sorry. I got really excited.
22:27:41:1722:27:44:14Dave [Xeros]You almost hit me with a moon-touched guitar.
22:27:44:1322:27:50:10Chris [TBD]I was too used to casting my spells. I always close my eyes right before anything go. Oh! There he is!
22:27:47:0722:27:48:19Dave [Xeros]Well, turn around!
22:27:50:2322:27:51:19Dave [Xeros]Oh, jeez!
22:27:52:2622:27:54:19Jesse [GM]Nice. Arrows, it’s your turn.
22:27:55:0022:27:57:06Dave [Xeros]I need to get him some moon- touched spectacles.
22:27:56:0722:27:56:22Brin [Basil]Gosh.
22:27:57:1422:28:00:13Chris [TBD]As much as I love this game but I hate it because
22:28:00:1422:28:02:17Brin [Basil]Oh, that makes me so mad.
22:28:02:0922:28:02:22Dave [Xeros]Alright.
22:28:02:2522:28:05:23Chris [TBD]I did nothing. I’ve got to wait another 20 minutes.
22:28:05:0322:28:06:29Dave [Xeros]You did everything.
22:28:06:2122:28:09:14Brin [Basil]I gotta wait another 20 minutes?!
22:28:08:0722:28:09:16Jesse [GM]19 minutes, okay?
22:28:09:1922:28:19:27Chris [TBD]19 now. We’re getting quicker. we are getting quicker well
22:28:11:0322:28:12:22Dave [Xeros]Alright, I’m just gonna
22:28:12:2022:28:14:29Brin [Basil]We are 100% not
22:28:14:2922:28:26:16Brin [Basil]getting quicker we turned it
22:28:16:2622:28:20:05Dave [Xeros]move right behind him and I’m going to moon- touch rapier him in the back.
22:28:19:2722:28:27:26Chris [TBD]we’ve turned it into the classic blunder
22:28:22:2122:28:23:13Dave [Xeros]Alright, here we go.
22:28:27:2222:28:29:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, 19. 19
22:28:30:2722:28:33:19Jesse [GM]going to use his contort reaction on your attack
22:28:33:1522:28:35:01Steve [Nortle]Which we can contest.
22:28:35:1422:28:38:13Jesse [GM]yep now you have to make a constitution save 15
22:28:40:2222:28:46:17Dave [Xeros]15? Alright, let’s a save constant save
22:28:41:0822:28:42:04Steve [Nortle]Do it.
22:28:47:1422:28:52:00Jesse [GM]it’s basically if you can ward off the residual effects that you’ve been experiencing
22:28:54:0522:28:56:25Dave [Xeros]Let’s see how this goes Oh yeah, that’s 20
22:28:59:0322:29:00:11Jesse [GM]you stab him
22:29:00:1622:29:04:17Dave [Xeros]Alright! Hey, stab him in the back with my moon touch rapier
22:29:06:0122:29:07:28Dave [Xeros]and let’s see what this does
22:29:09:0622:29:11:15Dave [Xeros]Wow, okay That is 11 points damage
22:29:14:0022:29:18:03Dave [Xeros]And then I’m gonna swing with my offhand too so I’ll
22:29:18:1822:29:30:08Dave [Xeros]i have to roll again to see if i can hit yeah that’s it that’s 14 so 11 points damage um and
22:29:28:1522:29:29:05Jesse [GM]nice
22:29:30:0822:29:36:19Dave [Xeros]then yeah okay never mind i think i understand what my next uh my reaction is if he tries to
22:29:41:2322:29:46:11Jesse [GM]Valclaw is going to try and attack this ghost wraith that’s attacking him
22:29:46:2922:29:47:23Chris [TBD]Spooky signer.
22:29:48:1122:29:49:06Brin [Basil]Oh, you’re good.
22:29:49:1422:29:57:27Dave [Xeros]if you just take out the host the parasites go away fowly i’m just throwing that out there oh geez yeah it’s true he can’t hear me heck any
22:29:51:1022:29:56:03Steve [Nortle]go away fowly throwing that out there he’s just listening to his music
22:29:58:2022:30:06:08Dave [Xeros]The one person that should be hitting everything and knowing exactly what to do and has advantage on everything, he’s attacking the Wraiths.
22:30:03:2622:30:10:20Jesse [GM]Yeah, he definitely hits this thing though. He just… He hits it.
22:30:11:0422:30:15:17Steve [Nortle]Then again, having the race out of our hair is not a bad thing.
22:30:15:1822:30:17:13Dave [Xeros]Fowly! Don’t hit that!
22:30:19:2222:30:22:02Jesse [GM]He does three points of damage to this thing.
22:30:21:1822:30:36:04Brin [Basil]Yeah, that was a delayed. I got that late now that
22:30:28:1322:30:29:04Dave [Xeros]It was a fowl claw.
22:30:30:2522:30:40:26Dave [Xeros]That’s a good nickname. It’s quicker. Like, foul-claw. It sounds… Now that we know like one of his parents’ name was Fowle and the other was Claw I mean, you just
22:30:34:0322:30:34:20Jesse [GM]Valley!
22:30:36:0222:30:37:14Steve [Nortle]the same number of syllables.
22:30:42:0622:30:43:16Dave [Xeros]Klai? No, foul.
22:30:44:0422:30:54:05Jesse [GM]nice um he also has two weapon fights so he’s going to try and make an attack with his uh let’s see oh well
22:30:51:2622:30:52:22Dave [Xeros]With his
22:30:53:2822:30:56:10Dave [Xeros]With his other hand? I thought he only has wings.
22:30:54:0522:31:05:21Jesse [GM]he has two hands can you make an unarmed strike because if he doesn’t have two weapons or if he
22:31:01:1622:31:01:28Dave [Xeros]You can’t.
22:31:04:2022:31:15:28Dave [Xeros]I mean two weapon fighting is basically you attack and then if you have something that can double tap you can do that like a bow staff would do it anything else as offhand would be regular strike with a hand or like a dagger
22:31:15:2822:31:18:00Dave [Xeros]something that’s like small so
22:31:17:2222:31:20:01Chris [TBD]Oh should I not have done both of these twice then?
22:31:20:2322:31:24:08Dave [Xeros]you’re fine because it’s that’s something that has an offhand strike
22:31:25:0722:31:31:13Jesse [GM]a 22 to hit my gosh hey this is for an unarmed strike
22:31:28:0722:31:29:28Dave [Xeros]oh geez hey
22:31:31:0922:31:34:26Steve [Nortle]Why do we always roll high to hit and low to damage? Right?
22:31:31:2222:31:33:00Dave [Xeros]he was just gonna punch it
22:31:33:0222:31:36:14Brin [Basil]Yeah, every time.
22:31:33:2622:31:36:02Chris [TBD]I know, it’s so frustrating.
22:31:34:0622:31:40:24Dave [Xeros]yeah i don’t know it’s like 1d6 i think it’s it’s whatever your strength is
22:31:41:0122:31:43:16Steve [Nortle]It’s probably 1d4 frankly with a
22:31:45:0422:31:45:20Steve [Nortle]sorcerer.
22:31:45:2622:31:52:05Dave [Xeros]yeah probably what’s your strength what’s you modifier for strength okay yeah well so
22:31:49:1422:31:56:26Jesse [GM]my gosh uh zero you get the four automatic or
22:31:52:0522:32:00:17Dave [Xeros]you roll a 1d4 and you get the four if well no if you if you get four we’re being hopeful
22:31:52:2222:32:00:01Steve [Nortle]We’re being hopeful here.
22:32:00:1022:32:03:21Jesse [GM]yeah he rolled oh wait this guy is funny yeah it’s a one
22:32:05:1922:32:14:11Dave [Xeros]hey a lot of muster there you
22:32:05:2722:32:10:27Jesse [GM]okay um he does he there was a really accurate hit but he only feels one point of damage to
22:32:12:0422:32:13:15Steve [Nortle]He is a sorcerer.
22:32:16:0422:32:16:16Jesse [GM]this thing
22:32:21:1722:32:29:18Dave [Xeros]him he’s not gonna hear you he’s listening yeah. Yeah, he’s listening to LaDonna but you gotta yell really loud if you want him to hear ya
22:32:22:1422:32:24:00Steve [Nortle]Lots louder though.
22:32:23:0022:32:25:17Brin [Basil]that’s right I’m not far away anymore
22:32:30:1322:32:37:01Brin [Basil]I meant to say hunched like a girl because you know
22:32:34:2822:32:36:00Chris [TBD]That’s what he heard.
22:32:39:1622:32:49:02Jesse [GM]okay this will be so fun you guys are all so close now this is awesome you guys finally finally
22:32:42:0622:32:50:04Brin [Basil]supposed to be a Sam yeah it’s wonderful
22:32:46:0022:32:48:06Chris [TBD]It was his plan all along.
22:32:49:2822:32:58:06Jesse [GM]hey he’s got an advantage on his attack so we’re gonna see if she can hit you remember uh when he revealed himself through the portal he stabbed Lashara
22:32:58:0622:33:02:21Jesse [GM]right um she’s still in the middle of the ring there somewhere uh he stabbed the Shara with
22:33:03:0822:33:04:16Brin [Basil]blood is going everywhere
22:33:03:1922:33:09:24Chris [TBD]she was here crap. Yeah grab something
22:33:05:0422:33:08:10Dave [Xeros]Is she out? Did she bleed out already?
22:33:11:0122:33:16:02Dave [Xeros]Really bad Hey guys we’re in her will so just FYI
22:33:14:0922:33:28:09Brin [Basil]Who is he
22:33:18:0222:33:23:29Jesse [GM]he has this green blade with him that he’s going to try and attack you with. The green flame blade!
22:33:20:1322:33:22:26Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah the green flame blade
22:33:27:1522:33:37:15Jesse [GM]He gets stabbed, that’s a 20 to hit. He has advantage armor class You have like 24 armor class? 20. Roller?
22:33:28:0922:33:36:11Brin [Basil]attacking right now who always
22:33:32:1522:33:33:01Dave [Xeros]Okay
22:33:34:2322:33:35:17Steve [Nortle]Minus 20
22:33:38:1622:33:47:03Steve [Nortle]Defender Was that a nat 20?
22:33:41:0122:33:41:17Dave [Xeros]What
22:33:42:1122:33:54:01Jesse [GM]I keep thinking it’s roller Okay, defender He does have no unnatural so he has advantage can I guess I roll both of them and just take the higher Nope
22:33:55:0922:33:58:05Jesse [GM]Okay, so you’re clear. Hey, the rest of you…
22:33:57:2022:34:00:08Dave [Xeros]Wait, wait, wait. I think I got something here.
22:34:07:1622:34:17:08Brin [Basil]I’m just admiring my bald hand hate it so much there’s no my feathers tucked away safe place
22:34:11:0322:34:14:13Steve [Nortle]There’s some feathers that are like still in your grip
22:34:21:2822:34:22:20Dave [Xeros]What you doing there?
22:34:24:0822:34:30:03Dave [Xeros]You pulling out your green flame dagger to stop the circle jerk?
22:34:25:2122:34:26:29Jesse [GM]making sure I’m reading this right, okay?
22:34:31:2222:34:35:20Jesse [GM]Kate, so on a hit
22:34:38:0122:34:47:10Jesse [GM]the power from this blade if you successfully hit one creature it leaps to other creatures within range chain reaction
22:34:45:0422:34:46:17Dave [Xeros]It’s chain reaction, right?
22:34:47:1922:34:50:13Dave [Xeros]Is it a fire chain reaction?
22:34:51:0422:34:53:10Chris [TBD]No, it’s just like a magical.
22:34:52:0722:34:54:03Dave [Xeros]Because it’s a green flame blade.
22:34:57:1322:34:58:23Dave [Xeros]It still flames.
22:34:58:0222:35:04:25Chris [TBD]it’s green that’s like a necrotic
22:35:05:2922:35:12:13Dave [Xeros]it’s still flame. I’ve had a magical green flame before it’s still fire.
22:35:14:0822:35:14:19Dave [Xeros]sorry.
22:35:15:2922:35:25:03Jesse [GM]fire damage all right well cool okay so um the two of you
22:35:21:2822:35:23:21Dave [Xeros]I was going to do something else but I’m good.
22:35:25:0322:35:31:13Jesse [GM]you get to take 2d8 damage it’s gonna leap so he’s going for basil and it’s
22:35:29:1922:35:34:08Chris [TBD]I’m gonna
22:35:34:1822:35:36:29Dave [Xeros]And he has to make an attack on that right now.
22:35:37:1822:35:38:25Chris [TBD]cast
22:35:38:1522:35:40:12Dave [Xeros]Am I too late for Silvery Bobs?
22:35:40:0522:35:42:27Chris [TBD]as a reaction
22:35:41:1622:35:49:06Brin [Basil]reaction you said 2d8 or you’re rolling it not me
22:35:45:1722:35:54:19Jesse [GM]i’m rolling the damage yeah uh -huh eight
22:35:46:2922:35:54:14Dave [Xeros]i still have several activations of silvery bobs
22:35:57:0522:36:03:15Chris [TBD]can react to this and cast shield, which is an
22:36:06:0222:36:17:19Chris [TBD]imperceptible barrier of magical force that protects me until the start of my next turn. You have a plus 5 bonus to AC including against triggering attack and you take no damage from
22:36:17:1922:36:25:09Chris [TBD]magic missiles so I’m going to cast that and add to my defense against this. So I need to roll plus 5 to
22:36:26:2322:36:28:23Chris [TBD]already plus
22:36:31:2022:36:32:17Chris [TBD]whatever it is.
22:36:36:2822:36:39:25Jesse [GM]added to your ac plus five tier ac is that what you’re saying
22:36:40:2322:36:47:24Chris [TBD]Yeah so do I roll for that? No no yeah yeah yeah So it’d be 18 to beat and what did you roll?
22:36:42:2222:36:45:03Steve [Nortle]I was going to say, it doesn’t sound like you would be a roll.
22:36:48:2722:36:51:04Chris [TBD]Dangit! What have I even wasted my time for?
22:36:51:0222:36:51:16Jesse [GM]sorry
22:36:52:2822:36:55:05Jesse [GM]um okay yeah so 8 points of damage
22:36:55:0722:36:57:13Chris [TBD]I’m gonna just say I did not cast that
22:36:57:1722:37:04:16Dave [Xeros]is that the spell mulligan are you casting You can spell mulligan.
22:36:58:0422:36:59:25Brin [Basil]Yeah, that’s what I would say.
22:37:00:0622:37:00:21Jesse [GM]yeah
22:37:04:1922:37:07:05Chris [TBD]No Just lack of information
22:37:07:0422:37:08:19Steve [Nortle]it’s called the control z
22:37:10:0022:37:10:25Dave [Xeros]mulligin there?
22:37:10:2222:37:16:10Chris [TBD]Okay yeah yeah Uh, I’ll take 8 points of damage. Fine.
22:37:13:0522:37:15:01Jesse [GM]alright he
22:37:16:1622:37:20:23Jesse [GM]has 2 weapon fighting as well he’s going to take one more strike at you see if he can beat your
22:37:22:0122:37:22:27Steve [Nortle]okie dokie
22:37:23:1422:37:31:15Jesse [GM]armor yeah cheese uh 15
22:37:31:1522:37:36:17Jesse [GM]nope ting yeah you’re just impenetrable
22:37:35:1822:37:37:02Dave [Xeros]Just go back in your shell.
22:37:37:0122:37:37:13Chris [TBD]Man!
22:37:40:0822:37:41:13Dave [Xeros]Okay, so just…
22:37:40:2222:37:46:23Steve [Nortle]yeah can we actually say that he swiped for my head but I was able to just drop in and it goes over
22:37:45:0722:37:46:20Dave [Xeros]Just to double check everything.
22:37:47:2422:37:49:12Dave [Xeros]Basil, you didn’t get any damage?
22:37:49:1922:37:50:19Brin [Basil]I took 8
22:37:52:1422:37:53:07Dave [Xeros]That’s it?
22:37:56:1022:37:57:26Dave [Xeros]That’s pretty sad there, Nadiai.
22:37:57:0622:37:59:24Chris [TBD]Did you just cast Vicious Mockery?
22:37:57:2822:38:03:29Jesse [GM]his uh wraiths are going to come down
22:38:06:2822:38:08:10Jesse [GM]it’s their turn now
22:38:08:0022:38:08:29Chris [TBD]Mock me!
22:38:08:1622:38:14:15Steve [Nortle]well they would foul claw would get a tax of opportunity if you did that Wait, are they really doing that?
22:38:10:1822:38:12:07Chris [TBD]I’ll show you!
22:38:11:2522:38:13:11Jesse [GM]Falclaw gets an attack of opportunity
22:38:15:1322:38:20:13Brin [Basil]He’s committed right now. He’s not joking, he’s really doing it.
22:38:15:1922:38:19:10Jesse [GM]he met the 1 in the air and so he just gets the attack on the 1
22:38:20:0222:38:24:25Dave [Xeros]Take them off the stands! No. Fine. You’re gonna have…
22:38:26:1622:38:27:22Brin [Basil]Do you want me to grab him?
22:38:31:1122:38:32:10Jesse [GM]oh I can
22:38:36:0222:38:36:26Jesse [GM]dang it
22:38:38:0322:38:40:13Jesse [GM]12 to hit you on the first one not
22:38:41:2722:38:43:07Jesse [GM]and then the second one
22:38:42:1922:38:43:27Dave [Xeros]12 to not hit me?
22:38:44:0922:38:46:10Jesse [GM]well, he tried to beat your armor class
22:38:44:2622:38:45:27Steve [Nortle]Well, we missed.
22:38:46:2122:38:46:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
22:38:49:2322:38:50:24Jesse [GM]Falclaws is going to
22:38:51:0522:38:51:21Dave [Xeros]I juked ya!
22:38:53:1822:39:00:26Jesse [GM]he’s gonna try and incinerate this thing he’s going to cast firebolt again as it’s leaving his area
22:39:01:0022:39:02:17Dave [Xeros]Light up this guy my friend.
22:39:05:0922:39:07:10Jesse [GM]14 he had to beat
22:39:09:1122:39:14:05Jesse [GM]second one so he hits this thing
22:39:15:1622:39:16:09Jesse [GM]1d10
22:39:19:2422:39:23:06Dave [Xeros]They really don’t do well With like radiant damage Right? Like
22:39:24:1422:39:27:12Dave [Xeros]okay fyi radiant damage
22:39:25:2822:39:35:16Jesse [GM]7 points of damage this thing looks wasted but it is still coming for you and gets attacked on you now see if he can
22:39:37:1722:39:38:16Dave [Xeros]swing and a miss
22:39:38:0122:39:45:09Jesse [GM]um okay okay okay 15
22:39:50:1222:39:54:09Dave [Xeros]uh i’m gonna use the ghost step charge so i go in corporeal
22:39:57:2422:39:58:06Chris [TBD]has.
22:40:00:1822:40:04:24Dave [Xeros]swinging a miss hey hey it’s okay man you can try again next time
22:40:02:1222:40:08:13Jesse [GM]a miss the first time he actually like was swung his blade correctly
22:40:07:0222:40:14:16Dave [Xeros]yeah, good job you know if you were a hipster chick I probably would have just stayed corporeal but like
22:40:15:1422:40:17:25Jesse [GM]because they’re wraiths in corporeal do they have
22:40:18:0822:40:22:03Dave [Xeros]no, incorporeAL can’t hit incorpOREAL we’re both incorpORIAL
22:40:24:2622:40:31:25Jesse [GM]locked in this endless battle okay yeah yeah yep
22:40:27:0022:40:28:07Dave [Xeros]swinging back and forth
22:40:28:2022:40:39:09Chris [TBD]well until he runs out of reactions they got
22:40:30:1722:40:31:02Dave [Xeros]hey
22:40:31:2522:40:37:10Jesse [GM]hey dang it all right well they they suck basil it’s your turn
22:40:39:0222:40:39:18Brin [Basil]Wonderful.
22:40:39:0922:40:40:20Chris [TBD]to wait another 19 minutes
22:40:39:2222:40:41:05Dave [Xeros]get this thing off me
22:40:43:0822:40:45:27Dave [Xeros]or hitting on day
22:40:46:1922:40:56:14Brin [Basil]Yeah… I’m going to use my fighting spirit again I have one more charge left. Gives me five
22:40:56:1422:41:06:17Brin [Basil]more health and advantage on attack on what yeah, weapon attack. Okay, alright, I
22:41:06:1722:41:18:04Brin [Basil]don’t want to punch him there or just keep using my katana. I’m going to keep moon-touched. That’s what we’re trying to do. Okay, yeah, so I’m just going to take another
22:41:13:0922:41:14:06Dave [Xeros]Moontouch is
22:41:18:0422:41:20:10Brin [Basil]slice across
22:41:23:0722:41:28:07Brin [Basil]I’m gonna mirror his abs right now. Okay, sweet
22:41:28:1322:41:38:23Brin [Basil]17 to hit. Awesome let’s see if I can get 20 here and end this right now nope okay 17 to
22:41:38:2322:41:45:23Brin [Basil]hit 8 plus 3 okay so 9 points of
22:41:45:2322:41:54:11Brin [Basil]damage and I am going to use my action surge I’m gonna
22:41:54:1122:42:04:18Brin [Basil]do a little barrel roll somersault over to Lashara and slap her across the face with my throwing on of hands
22:42:01:2222:42:02:25Steve [Nortle]healing punch
22:42:05:1422:42:14:08Dave [Xeros]you because of your boots you don’t take opportunity tax at all right yeah that’s right okay yeah you
22:42:10:1722:42:13:07Steve [Nortle]I made those boots way too amazing
22:42:13:1722:42:15:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:42:14:0822:42:17:23Dave [Xeros]really did i pull out
22:42:14:2622:42:16:02Steve [Nortle]I’m sorry about that
22:42:16:2222:42:17:20Brin [Basil]and i love them
22:42:19:0622:42:20:11Chris [TBD]Oh man!
22:42:21:0122:42:21:21Jesse [GM]That freaking thing.
22:42:21:2022:42:33:02Brin [Basil]okay this is for my gauntlets are not too much how dare you
22:42:22:1022:42:27:15Steve [Nortle]the gauntlets you gave her are also a little on the OP side
22:42:25:0722:42:28:13Dave [Xeros]the thing is it’s like you know you’re just you
22:42:31:2922:42:41:14Dave [Xeros]listen you’re like hey I want to buff this bunny and then you’re like shit I shouldn’t have buffed this bunny
22:42:32:0722:42:32:27Steve [Nortle]listen
22:42:33:0222:42:42:21Brin [Basil]you’re like hey i’m your fighter
22:42:42:2022:42:43:25Chris [TBD]get
22:42:42:2122:42:49:12Brin [Basil]get i don’t have any magic this i am no not today i have
22:42:43:0722:42:44:01Dave [Xeros]that’s true
22:42:49:1222:42:55:04Brin [Basil]i have somersaulted to lashara and i slapped her across the face for throwing on of hands
22:42:55:2722:42:57:06Dave [Xeros]she is freaking awesome
22:42:56:2822:42:57:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:42:58:0322:43:05:28Brin [Basil]okay so killer killer what is six again it
22:43:00:2922:43:02:13Dave [Xeros]gonna heal her or kill her
22:43:05:2822:43:17:00Brin [Basil]does something did you write it down its in my I wrote it down but it’s I don’t have it with me
22:43:06:2422:43:13:25Dave [Xeros]if we kill Lashar, do we get written out of the will? Is there like a clause in there that’s like
22:43:13:0222:43:13:19Chris [TBD]Claws.
22:43:17:0022:43:23:29Brin [Basil]it is it is for full health but she does heal some
22:43:18:2322:43:20:29Dave [Xeros]8 and 12. No 10 and
22:43:20:0922:43:22:19Chris [TBD]Yeah it’s closer to 12, yeah.
22:43:26:2622:43:30:02Brin [Basil]it’s like it’s a third or two-thirds or something
22:43:31:1922:43:37:08Brin [Basil]Did you? You had to have written it down, Jesse.
22:43:31:2422:43:33:09Steve [Nortle]can’t remember. I did it right now.
22:43:36:2722:43:45:24Jesse [GM]did so uh she uh is restored a quarter of her health yeah
22:43:44:2922:43:50:03Brin [Basil]quarter. There you go! See? Wake up bud!
22:43:45:2422:43:56:13Jesse [GM]yeah which i don’t know technically what that is but um yeah she’s back like she’s conscious
22:43:55:0922:43:56:07Brin [Basil]That’s ten right?
22:43:57:1522:44:02:19Jesse [GM]um but she still doesn’t look too good okay yeah
22:44:01:0522:44:05:11Dave [Xeros]Alright yeah Okay maybe we just need to collect the will. It’s fine
22:44:07:1022:44:10:06Steve [Nortle]Now’s not the time, Eros! Keep trying to hit this fool.
22:44:08:0322:44:10:18Chris [TBD]You’re number one concern.
22:44:09:0122:44:16:26Jesse [GM]when you uh cut legion with your blade uh again this moon touch stuff he
22:44:16:2622:44:28:10Jesse [GM]uh begins to sort of um you’ve severed part of him a little bit like it’s almost like he had
22:44:26:1522:44:26:29Brin [Basil]Fantastic.
22:44:28:1022:44:34:12Jesse [GM]when he came out of the portal he had this physical form with all these shapes and stuff
22:44:29:0822:44:30:08Dave [Xeros]pack now it’s only cool
22:44:34:1222:44:44:16Jesse [GM]he was just like shifting to um and as you’ve been fighting him he’s becoming more and more like spirit and like ghost okay, and when you hit him with that cut
22:44:41:1222:44:51:28Chris [TBD]Mmm, mmm, translucent.
22:44:44:1622:44:50:19Jesse [GM]it’s like part of his physical form is like gone right? He is now sort of like
22:44:51:1722:44:58:02Brin [Basil]so like the top half is translucent or wait I don’t want to pick which half it was a diagonal
22:44:56:1722:44:58:25Jesse [GM]done like a yeah
22:44:58:0222:45:03:22Brin [Basil]Yeah, okay.
22:45:00:0222:45:05:22Jesse [GM]this arm and shoulder this is like ghost so he looks
22:45:09:0122:45:09:19Jesse [GM]about this
22:45:13:0622:45:14:29Jesse [GM]yeah Nortle
22:45:15:2122:45:18:26Steve [Nortle]I’ll go ahead and try to finish what my sister began
22:45:19:0722:45:19:28Dave [Xeros]applause
22:45:19:2922:45:29:29Steve [Nortle]on… Yep. Just do my… First attack, which is 19 to hit and 5 damage. And then another flurry of blows.
22:45:31:0522:45:32:11Dave [Xeros]hurry up blows
22:45:32:1522:45:33:27Steve [Nortle]Did you say furry?
22:45:32:1722:45:37:26Brin [Basil]The beginning
22:45:33:2122:45:37:12Dave [Xeros]I’ve been saying furry of blows probably since we started
22:45:36:1922:45:46:17Steve [Nortle]Every time. 21 to hit, 8 damage. And the third attack is 14 to hit.
22:45:45:1022:45:48:07Dave [Xeros]Whoa! Oh I thought it was 14 damage.
22:45:48:1422:45:53:01Steve [Nortle]No, I can’t get that high. 14’s no good. So two of the three.
22:45:48:2222:45:55:00Jesse [GM]that’ll be crazy nope doesn’t hit him with a no you’re using your claws right?
22:45:55:0122:45:58:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, the ones I played with some water.
22:45:58:0922:46:08:26Jesse [GM]you continue you kind of started shredding him and you continue to just like claw at these cuts and everything he’s just kind of becoming floating pieces
22:46:12:2622:46:21:11Chris [TBD]it’s holding them together the new cereal from killox ghosty bits
22:46:13:1422:46:14:18Jesse [GM]ghosty bits
22:46:14:2822:46:15:22Dave [Xeros]Ghosty bits?
22:46:22:1622:46:24:06Steve [Nortle]Kellogg’s if you would like us to
22:46:22:2322:46:24:01Dave [Xeros]Made from Legion!
22:46:24:2422:46:27:13Brin [Basil]If you want to sponsor us…
22:46:25:1722:46:27:16Steve [Nortle]endorse yeah we’re happy
22:46:26:2422:46:28:06Jesse [GM]nice
22:46:27:1022:46:28:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:46:27:1922:46:32:29Chris [TBD]yeah delicious it’s like it’s not even in my mouth
22:46:28:1922:46:31:04Brin [Basil]Those could be some really great shaped marshmallows.
22:46:33:1422:46:34:27Steve [Nortle]it’s just cotton candy
22:46:36:1122:46:38:11Steve [Nortle]you pour the milk on and it says
22:46:37:2822:46:39:09Dave [Xeros]It’s like cotton candy spaghetti.
22:46:39:1822:46:41:19Brin [Basil]The cereal is inco-
22:46:41:2622:46:52:21Dave [Xeros]And you put milk on in and it just becomes sugar? Take a bite of your…
22:46:43:1522:46:44:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:46:45:1322:46:46:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:46:46:0622:46:48:13Jesse [GM]I’m gonna say
22:46:48:0122:46:49:18Chris [TBD]I think we’re on to something here.
22:46:50:2722:46:53:16Steve [Nortle]you take a bite and can see through time
22:46:53:0322:46:54:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:46:54:2122:46:55:10Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:46:55:1222:46:58:11Chris [TBD]So much sugar, yeah.
22:46:56:0422:46:58:24Jesse [GM]is the cereal incorporeal or it makes you
22:47:00:0322:47:00:22Steve [Nortle]yes
22:47:01:0022:47:04:12Jesse [GM]one okay you’re just eating an empty bowl
22:47:01:1022:47:06:11Chris [TBD]Yes, yeah, it’s the Emperor’s new cereal bowl.
22:47:06:0022:47:07:16Brin [Basil]Vanishing flakes
22:47:07:2622:47:10:04Jesse [GM]we could just sell empty boxes
22:47:10:0222:47:10:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:47:11:0922:47:59:06Brin [Basil]Just keep
22:47:11:2922:47:12:25Dave [Xeros]Legion Flakes!
22:47:12:1722:47:14:19Chris [TBD]We are totally onto something here!
22:47:14:1622:47:15:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:47:16:2822:47:28:09Jesse [GM]I’m going to say Norto with your hit he actually like drops to one of his knees and his green blade that he’s been wielding the whole time
22:47:24:2422:47:25:10Chris [TBD]Okay?
22:47:28:0922:47:37:02Jesse [GM]uh it starts to vanish like it just like it’s been part of his hand this whole time and now it’s like it’s just vanished no longer has
22:47:37:1322:47:39:07Steve [Nortle]I am going to use
22:47:41:1422:47:45:16Steve [Nortle]oh never mind I already used my bonus action we’re good
22:47:47:1322:47:48:11Dave [Xeros]and tell me you’ll love me
22:47:50:1622:47:51:04Jesse [GM]merry
22:47:51:2822:47:53:05Steve [Nortle]no no
22:47:52:1722:47:53:09Dave [Xeros]No no no
22:47:52:2122:47:53:05Jesse [GM]animal
22:47:54:1122:47:55:07Dave [Xeros]It’s not A
22:47:54:1722:47:59:12Steve [Nortle]okay cause I’m like trying do it
22:47:56:1122:47:57:16Dave [Xeros]He’s not a by nature
22:47:57:2322:47:58:17Jesse [GM]TBD
22:47:58:1622:48:09:21Chris [TBD]okay just keep the trend going with a nice power
22:47:59:1922:48:00:01Jesse [GM]to you
22:47:59:2122:48:00:25Dave [Xeros]Do it TBD
22:48:02:2522:48:05:13Dave [Xeros]Hit him with Bofidis. Finish him with Bofitis!
22:48:04:0422:48:04:23Jesse [GM]boba
22:48:09:2122:48:10:29Chris [TBD]chord crunch
22:48:13:1122:48:17:12Steve [Nortle]that’s the third I should have been keeping track of twos. That’s what I should’ve been doing.
22:48:14:2022:48:15:07Dave [Xeros]Trademark.
22:48:16:0822:48:19:14Brin [Basil]i rolled yeah i rolled one he rolled one
22:48:17:0022:48:18:12Dave [Xeros]Power court crunch trademark.
22:48:19:2422:48:20:17Steve [Nortle]He’s rolled three.
22:48:20:0322:48:26:18Chris [TBD]hold on hold on tvd is gonna tune the guitar a little bit. Bonus action!
22:48:29:0622:48:39:13Steve [Nortle]Wow, that tripled your last one!
22:48:30:0722:48:31:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s off the table.
22:48:33:1922:48:35:02Dave [Xeros]Then you have to re-roll it again.
22:48:37:0422:48:38:18Dave [Xeros]Oh man, come on!
22:48:40:1022:48:49:04Brin [Basil]it’s only uh eight is that it does unfortunately it does
22:48:40:1622:48:48:02Chris [TBD]It’s only eight. Does that hit? Cool, alright.
22:48:43:1222:48:46:01Dave [Xeros]It totally hits. That totally hits
22:48:45:0322:48:45:18Jesse [GM]unfortunately
22:48:49:2022:48:51:28Steve [Nortle]I was expecting you to do the decapitation!
22:48:51:2722:48:53:08Chris [TBD]I know right, yeah.
22:48:54:2522:48:56:08Chris [TBD]That’s Basil’s job.
22:48:56:1022:48:59:04Jesse [GM]don’t you can’t give him silvery barb for this and he gets another
22:48:58:1622:48:59:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:48:59:1422:49:01:14Steve [Nortle]And he has to pick the lower number?
22:49:01:1322:49:12:05Chris [TBD]No no let’s move on Let’s move over again All that happened was TBD took a swing and went right through the ghosty bits
22:49:04:1122:49:06:09Jesse [GM]or you take it from somebody and give it to
22:49:12:0522:49:17:02Jesse [GM]Yeah, you’re losing parts to hit him
22:49:13:0922:49:14:10Chris [TBD]Hold on a second
22:49:13:2822:49:15:00Steve [Nortle]impeccable aim
22:49:16:0422:49:20:04Dave [Xeros]You’re just getting more good. And you’re packing him into a cereal box.
22:49:16:1822:49:18:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah. It’s just harder to hit.
22:49:20:2822:49:22:01Chris [TBD]That’s delicious!
22:49:21:1322:49:31:24Brin [Basil]All right,
22:49:23:0322:49:24:03Jesse [GM]Okay, arrows
22:49:24:0822:49:25:25Steve [Nortle]colonel this is delicious
22:49:25:1822:49:26:13Jesse [GM]We’re up to you
22:49:27:1322:49:27:29Chris [TBD]Delicious!
22:49:31:0822:49:32:29Dave [Xeros]All right. He’s down on his knees, right?
22:49:33:0922:49:34:00Jesse [GM]One knee
22:49:34:0722:49:43:12Dave [Xeros]One knee. Down on our knee. All right, my tattoo disengages. I pull out my Moontouch Rapia.
22:49:44:2022:49:52:28Dave [Xeros]I’m going to touch myself for Botic Inspiration not for anything else not because he’s on his knee just because I need Botic inspiration
22:49:54:0322:49:57:00Dave [Xeros]let’s do this Let’s do this
22:49:59:0122:50:00:28Dave [Xeros]I’m still behind him with my Mootouch Rapian
22:50:04:0522:50:08:17Dave [Xeros]Not so great but I’m gonna roll the V6 to help me out on that one
22:50:12:1922:50:13:04Dave [Xeros]Sweet!
22:50:15:0222:50:15:22Dave [Xeros]17th hit
22:50:19:2822:50:20:13Dave [Xeros]Alright
22:50:25:0022:50:31:08Dave [Xeros]Oh, that would be 11 points of damage on the first hit.
22:50:25:2522:50:28:04Steve [Nortle]M-M-MMAXIMUM DAMAGE!
22:50:31:2222:50:32:21Jesse [GM]The first hit
22:50:32:2222:50:33:13Dave [Xeros]First hit?
22:50:33:2822:50:42:13Jesse [GM]so your first hit it um he’s kind of been breaking into pieces this whole time okay
22:50:43:2922:50:52:16Jesse [GM]you don’t have to make a second hint do you want to describe what happens to legion when you hit him with Your blade?
22:50:46:2222:50:55:03Chris [TBD]Oh, tell them how mad you were You didn’t get a tattoo
22:50:50:1522:50:50:29Dave [Xeros]Excellent.
22:50:52:2822:50:53:12Dave [Xeros]Absolutely.
22:50:55:0422:51:05:24Dave [Xeros]Well yeah I am kind of really upset like you know what you know I was thinking about tattoo but and then I just take out the Muta Trippie and just like swing it under and he’s down on one knee
22:51:05:2422:51:16:26Dave [Xeros]and it kind of comes right here into his chest is now four pack because of Basil it’s not a six-pack anymore and it just goes into what’s left and as the blade enters,
22:51:17:0422:51:26:23Dave [Xeros]it like just has this shining light that just cuts all the way. So everywhere he has like an, I don’t want to say orifice, some sort of opening,
22:51:22:2222:51:27:19Chris [TBD]You said it
22:51:27:0122:51:38:17Dave [Xeros]it’s just like all of this light and he just shatters into like a million pieces and it’s like glass just flies all over the room. Brilliant light comes down from above.
22:51:31:2222:51:41:06Chris [TBD]The face part flies towards the camera. What movie is that? Thank you, That’s what it was.
22:51:38:1722:51:43:21Dave [Xeros]So Salune has obviously blessed us. And what happens to the wraiths?
22:51:47:0422:51:53:25Jesse [GM]um yeah wait one sec hold on um is this our lady is this are
22:51:47:1322:51:52:28Chris [TBD]It’s two baby!
22:51:52:2822:51:57:19Brin [Basil]I never even used this idiot.
22:51:54:1022:51:55:17Dave [Xeros]two? We’re entering phase two.
22:51:55:1922:51:56:29Chris [TBD]That’s sounds like to me.
22:51:58:2222:51:59:28Dave [Xeros]You still have it though.
22:51:59:2822:52:01:03Brin [Basil]I still have it!
22:52:01:0222:52:02:26Jesse [GM]can we hear our music
22:52:01:2522:52:04:20Dave [Xeros]We may be entering phase three of the boss battle.
22:52:04:1722:52:12:27Brin [Basil]Yeah, that was way too easy It’s gonna get way worse We’re gonna have to fight a gad Yes
22:52:09:2622:52:17:09Jesse [GM]donna song can we here this this is your this is your rocky balboa that you were going through accomplishing
22:52:17:0922:52:27:03Jesse [GM]your feats right as yeah as you throw this blade through him uh he does he you the same way that
22:52:27:0322:52:33:08Jesse [GM]veil hairs have like occurred right you severed him and he splits into all these fragments and
22:52:33:0822:52:44:05Jesse [GM]all these pieces and this light within him just grows and grows until it creates this explosion and all of these pieces get like obliterated
22:52:44:0522:52:45:26Jesse [GM]they just wither into light
22:52:47:1022:52:48:21Jesse [GM]the wraiths
22:52:49:2522:52:50:12Dave [Xeros]Wraiths.
22:52:51:0022:52:53:01Jesse [GM]wraithes the rage
22:52:54:0522:52:56:14Jesse [GM]wraith against the machine also
22:52:56:0922:52:57:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:52:56:2822:53:03:13Chris [TBD]guys going?
22:52:57:2022:53:02:09Jesse [GM]they wither with the light as well it blasts them
22:53:03:1922:53:09:09Jesse [GM]right into the darkness um with all of these pieces that get thrown around all of
22:53:08:2322:53:28:14Brin [Basil]All those, like, spirits are a good part of the Mosquito
22:53:09:0922:53:19:13Jesse [GM]these like spirits are like released as part of this explosion okay um and a lot of them
22:53:14:1722:53:17:18Dave [Xeros]Thank Eros and Salune. But thank Eros!
22:53:18:1122:53:20:29Chris [TBD]So humble.
22:53:19:1322:53:27:16Jesse [GM]are like dark shadows okay umand they all start like they like they are a lot more thrown into
22:53:21:0922:53:21:16Dave [Xeros]Mm-hmm.
22:53:27:1622:53:37:15Jesse [GM]the hallow dome and when they touch the dome because their spiritual form they’re just burnt right just like there’s nothing left of them but a lot of them like kind of fly around the dome
22:53:37:1522:53:46:29Jesse [GM]kind of like looking for a way out by any like they all just end up running into this dome and just being like burnt up right yep yeah there’s like nothing left
22:53:39:2322:53:40:16Dave [Xeros]Mosquitoes?
22:53:44:0322:53:46:12Dave [Xeros]like a mosquito at the dome. It’s a mosquito dome!
22:53:46:2922:53:58:08Jesse [GM]of them right there are other spirits uh that are lighter that like almost come off as like these illuminations themselves okay they’re able to pass through the dome
22:53:49:2922:53:51:08Dave [Xeros]Thank Eroos
22:53:58:0822:54:04:28Jesse [GM]okay and they just kind of scatter they leave, they go out they all fade here’s our song
22:54:04:1222:54:16:28Chris [TBD]yeah all right yeah something
22:54:06:2222:54:09:04Dave [Xeros]Praise to you praise
22:54:07:2122:54:13:05Jesse [GM]um you have successfully defeated legion
22:54:10:1922:54:18:23Brin [Basil]I mean
22:54:15:2522:54:16:10Steve [Nortle]Hooray!
22:54:25:1622:54:27:20Chris [TBD]is going on we don’t trust
22:54:26:1422:54:27:04Jesse [GM]we talking about
22:54:26:1622:54:29:08Brin [Basil]don’t know something And that’s what happened.
22:54:29:0422:54:32:04Dave [Xeros]look at all the light go to the light
22:54:30:1022:54:33:21Chris [TBD]jesse does not want to do this another session i doubt
22:54:33:2422:54:36:08Brin [Basil]He made this as easy as possible.
22:54:36:1822:54:39:09Dave [Xeros]that wasn’t easy that was a really good fight
22:54:37:2522:54:40:06Chris [TBD]that’s great
22:54:38:1222:54:46:19Jesse [GM]a really good fight i’m so mad because he should have been a lot stronger
22:54:40:2722:54:42:20Steve [Nortle]I took one hit.
22:54:45:0622:54:45:21Brin [Basil]I hit a lot.
22:54:47:1922:54:59:05Jesse [GM]he did not roll very well okay um so but he fades he’s gone there’s these screams and all these voices from these spirits and they’re all eventually everything calms each spirit is like
22:54:59:0522:55:07:10Jesse [GM]burnt by the film you are left there with lashara okay she is on the ground
22:55:07:1022:55:17:00Jesse [GM]uh and she is alive she can speak to you but she does not look good okay um and while you’re
22:55:17:0022:55:23:12Jesse [GM]as everything is fading in through the doorway you see another figure enter the room
22:55:20:0522:55:26:24Dave [Xeros]wait why did
22:55:20:1522:55:25:05Brin [Basil]I told you
22:55:25:2622:55:31:04Steve [Nortle]Wait, why did we gasp? Do we know what this figure is? Is it our dad?
22:55:30:2022:55:42:02Jesse [GM]see this other figure entering the room and it is niko the uh one who taught you your fighting moves and everything right uh yeah
22:55:32:1322:55:33:16Chris [TBD]Yeah, it’s her dad.
22:55:41:1622:55:43:26Dave [Xeros]the hell out of us nerds
22:55:44:1422:55:50:04Chris [TBD]Wait, at the school? Oh okay. Not her samurai teacher.
22:55:49:2022:55:52:26Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. There’s a whole story behind the samurai
22:55:52:0722:56:01:27Jesse [GM]um you remember she is in her shard form right when you first met her she was healing on the side of the road she just kind
22:56:01:2722:56:13:06Jesse [GM]of looked like a plain normal whatever right commoner carmoner now she’s uh in like her celestial shard form she was like when she was training you and stuff she had that like elimination
22:56:05:1622:56:07:01Dave [Xeros]shard, yeah?
22:56:13:0622:56:23:01Jesse [GM]um and she walks right through the dome through the hallow spell okay she walks in to meet
22:56:19:0922:56:28:01Steve [Nortle]nerd you have very
22:56:19:2422:56:20:18Chris [TBD]you could have helped us?
22:56:20:0222:56:24:23Dave [Xeros]Really? You’re about 60 seconds late!
22:56:23:0122:56:27:20Jesse [GM]you um and
22:56:26:1022:56:27:05Brin [Basil]Sixty seconds?!
22:56:28:0122:56:38:14Steve [Nortle]dramatic timing and this
22:56:30:2922:56:35:14Jesse [GM]i have to tell you one more thing that’s really cool why she can walk through the dome and then you can talk to her okay
22:56:35:1022:56:36:09Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:56:35:1022:56:36:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:56:38:1422:56:41:01Steve [Nortle]is why jesse’s done being the dm shut up
22:56:39:0522:56:40:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:56:39:2122:56:41:00Dave [Xeros]Shut up!
22:56:40:0522:56:41:00Brin [Basil]Shut up!
22:56:40:1322:56:41:09Jesse [GM]she is
22:56:43:1522:56:55:04Jesse [GM]just like your moon touch blades like they can cut through the dome the shards themselves they are touched and so they can pass through this they act like a blade right
22:56:55:0422:57:03:10Jesse [GM]of the shards and so anyway she enters uh the hallow spell with all of you and she’s there as you are
22:56:55:2022:56:56:06Dave [Xeros]Saloonay
22:57:04:1922:57:10:09Jesse [GM]experiencing the last fragments of legion being disintegrated and Lashara is on the ground
22:57:11:0722:57:14:15Steve [Nortle]she was like that when we got here yeah and
22:57:21:1422:57:23:13Chris [TBD]What authority does Nico have?
22:57:22:0822:57:25:14Brin [Basil]just one second I’m gonna slap her again
22:57:28:2822:57:30:22Steve [Nortle]Watch me, Masterwatch!
22:57:32:1322:57:40:22Brin [Basil]I found some balance. I mastered my feet, and then someone took it away.
22:57:41:1522:57:47:20Jesse [GM]it could have been anybody we don’t know who that was someone took it away
22:57:45:2222:57:47:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:57:45:2222:57:47:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:57:48:0822:57:52:17Brin [Basil]It’s interesting because he has been sitting in that chair for the past six months.
22:57:48:2522:57:49:10Jesse [GM]um
22:57:52:1422:57:53:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:57:52:1422:57:53:13Dave [Xeros][laughter]
22:57:57:2722:58:00:20Steve [Nortle]Okay, wait, maybe we should let Jesse finish this up.
22:58:00:1522:58:00:25Brin [Basil]Oh.
22:58:01:2122:58:10:20Dave [Xeros]no hey hey bless blessings uh shards of saloonate hey that was really cool what you
22:58:05:0522:58:41:28Brin [Basil]he’s just gonna turn that up. I
22:58:10:2022:58:15:03Dave [Xeros]what does it take to become a shot of saloons i’m on the path
22:58:17:1222:58:22:28Jesse [GM]she touches your shoulder she says not all of us are meant to be sharks
22:58:23:0022:58:25:03Chris [TBD]That was the nicest way to say no.
22:58:25:0422:58:27:09Dave [Xeros]usually gonna touch me on the shoulder and make me a shot it’s like
22:58:27:1922:58:33:03Chris [TBD]That was easy. That button, that was easy
22:58:29:0722:58:44:18Dave [Xeros]that was easy all you have to do is ask please please
22:58:34:2122:58:41:01Jesse [GM]mm-hmm um are you attempting to heal lusara or are you gonna punch
22:58:41:2822:58:49:11Brin [Basil]mean, I was thinking about it my
22:58:43:0222:58:45:19Chris [TBD]Just Basil slapping his body on
22:58:44:1822:58:45:22Dave [Xeros]please slap her again
22:58:46:0822:58:50:28Jesse [GM]um so before you make your that’s what you want to do I just want to clarify that’s kind of what you’re thinking
22:58:49:1122:59:01:03Brin [Basil]hand is cocked
22:58:53:2322:59:01:22Jesse [GM]Nico sees what you are preparing for she can tell but your intention is to heal Lashara uh huh
22:59:01:0422:59:03:02Dave [Xeros]you do have bardic inspiration that
22:59:01:0522:59:05:16Steve [Nortle]well it’s and it’s a very naked hand so it’s easy to notice.
22:59:06:0722:59:09:01Dave [Xeros]it’s like this human hand four fingers coming down to slap
22:59:08:0422:59:11:09Steve [Nortle]Which I still don’t know, aren’t you wearing gauntlets? How do we know this?
22:59:09:2322:59:14:08Brin [Basil]You know what? I changed my mind. I want my fingers.
22:59:16:1922:59:19:13Dave [Xeros]nope you gave up the middle finger for the rest of your life
22:59:18:1322:59:22:13Jesse [GM]how about you just have middle fingers how about that
22:59:19:2322:59:20:06Brin [Basil]No!
22:59:21:0822:59:22:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:59:21:0822:59:22:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
22:59:22:1422:59:24:15Chris [TBD]Every finger’s a middle finger.
22:59:22:2422:59:24:16Dave [Xeros]I have four middle fingers
22:59:24:2522:59:26:23Brin [Basil]I’m like freakishly okay with that.
22:59:26:0422:59:27:05Jesse [GM]they’re all the same
22:59:27:2422:59:28:21Brin [Basil]This is how it works.
22:59:29:0122:59:32:10Steve [Nortle]the hot dog hands from everything everywhere all at once.
22:59:30:1622:59:31:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
22:59:30:2222:59:32:04Chris [TBD]Yes, yes.
22:59:32:0622:59:41:28Dave [Xeros]this is all I gotta say, you can have four middle fingers, you have to have hair on the hand so it just pops out of the hair and that’s how you… So just, you have to use the other hand is all.
22:59:37:0822:59:38:10Steve [Nortle]That was such a movie.
22:59:38:0122:59:39:23Brin [Basil]That means
22:59:39:0222:59:41:21Chris [TBD]I need to see it still. I still have not seen it.
22:59:39:2322:59:53:13Brin [Basil]no one does not.
22:59:44:0622:59:49:07Jesse [GM]sees what you’re about to do and she comes to you and she places a hand on your
22:59:49:0723:00:00:25Jesse [GM]shoulder as you’re back up with jarak um and she looks at you she says it is not the will of saloon
23:00:07:0523:00:08:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:00:08:2623:00:15:10Jesse [GM]you take a swipe anyway um she because she’s touching you she can channel like the energy
23:00:15:1023:00:22:29Jesse [GM]right and so as you swing she like removes your accuracy i guess yeah go ahead you can
23:00:18:1123:00:19:26Brin [Basil]Can I punch myself?
23:00:22:2923:00:30:05Jesse [GM]accidentally hit yourself okay yeah you’re in the will you’re
23:00:23:0923:00:24:16Brin [Basil]I rolled the three.
23:00:25:0723:00:28:01Dave [Xeros]Is it The Will of Sloonade or raise this real quick?
23:00:30:2023:00:31:05Dave [Xeros]Yes!
23:00:31:1523:00:36:28Chris [TBD]Finally got what he wanted. Jeez, you’re worse than my kids. They just keep saying it over and over again.
23:00:33:1423:00:35:25Brin [Basil]Words from my kid, it’s just insane.
23:00:36:1023:00:40:25Dave [Xeros]It’s all I gotta say. I’ve been talking about this since chapter one.
23:00:37:0523:00:37:29Brin [Basil]All you gotta say is,
23:00:39:1923:00:46:19Jesse [GM]in the wheel i’m not going to tell you what you are i’m no i’m not i’m gonna tell you what you
23:00:40:2423:00:45:15Chris [TBD]of the year old baby I don’t care what it is now
23:00:42:2623:00:45:15Dave [Xeros]Yes! I don’t care what it is now.
23:00:43:2823:00:45:08Brin [Basil]I don’t care what it is.
23:00:46:1923:00:57:26Jesse [GM]are inheriting but you’re in the will okay um okay so she looks at lashara um she looks at lishara and you
23:00:50:0723:00:51:14Chris [TBD]I’m in the will baby
23:00:53:2223:00:55:18Dave [Xeros]i’m finally in one at least
23:00:57:2623:01:09:22Jesse [GM]and lshara is uh she can see her eyes open she’s looking at all of you and you could tell there’s like this look on her that’s like she can tell like she’s about to
23:01:01:2423:01:10:20Chris [TBD]She wants to say something she wants to say something
23:01:11:2323:01:12:15Steve [Nortle]really old
23:01:12:2623:01:14:04Chris [TBD]She’s over 200 years
23:01:15:2223:01:18:24Steve [Nortle]I mean you had a good run
23:01:19:1923:01:23:04Dave [Xeros]oh jeez it’s a good like quarterback like
23:01:20:1423:01:23:08Steve [Nortle]we uh appreciate
23:01:24:2523:01:25:17Jesse [GM]Is this
23:01:24:2923:01:27:28Steve [Nortle]you kept your head in the game the whole time
23:01:27:0023:01:28:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:01:28:0923:01:29:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:01:28:1623:01:33:08Jesse [GM]Are you going to hand her a severance package and say good luck out there? Is that what’s going to happen?
23:01:33:0323:01:34:02Jesse [GM][laughter]
23:01:33:1623:01:42:17Steve [Nortle]she’s already pretty severed it seems so and just remember that science doesn’t save souls
23:01:36:2323:01:36:29Jesse [GM]go.
23:01:43:0823:01:45:11Jesse [GM]Wow. All right.
23:01:45:1423:01:47:04Steve [Nortle]pats around my head
23:01:48:1923:01:55:07Jesse [GM]Shara is just mortified by your comments right she already knows that she is like on her way out and it’s just
23:01:52:1523:01:59:17Brin [Basil]I mean, I can fix this right now.
23:01:53:1923:01:56:17Chris [TBD]She’s just blinking with these thoughts.
23:02:00:0823:02:10:07Steve [Nortle]but don’t we still like the lashings and we are still on your side so like the fight will continue against whatever we fight I
23:02:11:2523:02:15:28Steve [Nortle]am really lost, so Basil, you can help me with this
23:02:17:1223:02:21:21Jesse [GM]she looks at all of you uh and she says
23:02:26:1323:02:27:08Jesse [GM]is
23:02:30:2123:02:38:06Dave [Xeros]yeah i mean yeah i
23:02:30:2623:02:35:07Steve [Nortle]we could keep going is what I said Punch her!
23:02:31:2023:02:31:28Chris [TBD]What?
23:02:32:0423:02:33:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:02:33:2223:02:36:09Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:02:34:1123:02:35:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:02:34:1123:02:36:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:02:36:2023:02:37:23Steve [Nortle]Basil, punch her!
23:02:37:0823:02:38:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:02:38:2323:02:41:22Brin [Basil]WAIT It’s a 3
23:02:41:2123:02:44:16Jesse [GM]Niko thwarts your efforts again
23:02:41:2723:02:43:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:02:42:1623:02:43:25Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:02:43:2523:02:44:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:02:44:1223:02:46:28Chris [TBD]Or you punch her and actually kill her.
23:02:48:0723:02:51:13Brin [Basil]I-I’d do a 20. Can I please?
23:02:50:0523:02:58:15Chris [TBD]I love that this is your final
23:02:52:0423:02:54:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:02:53:0323:02:54:02Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:02:56:0023:03:07:16Dave [Xeros]that this is your final revenge from our very first like session zero you are disbanding and killing lasura and getting rid of the left scenes
23:02:56:1323:02:57:20Brin [Basil]I kill her!
23:03:06:0623:03:09:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:03:06:2923:03:17:22Steve [Nortle]team. Oh, I can help
23:03:07:0123:03:16:27Jesse [GM]This is not the end of Lashara, okay? So she says this is the end of The Lashings, okay. Meaning there’s no more leader of The Leshings right? She’s gone.
23:03:08:2323:03:09:22Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:03:17:2923:03:25:08Jesse [GM]Yeah so that’s a discussion for later on probably in respect at respectful time when she’s gone for a little while you know
23:03:20:2823:03:25:26Steve [Nortle]like, I’m like a QB, so I’m used to calling out.
23:03:21:1123:03:33:18Chris [TBD]revenge is there like an application process yeah
23:03:28:2623:03:33:25Steve [Nortle]I don’t know, can we read somebody’s mind to fill it out?
23:03:29:1423:03:37:28Dave [Xeros]I think I’m going to take I will nominate Nodal to actually be the new leader of Little Ashings
23:03:33:1823:03:44:15Chris [TBD]that’s cool
23:03:38:0423:03:41:19Steve [Nortle]Oh yeah I will too. I have two hands
23:03:39:1123:03:40:22Dave [Xeros]of hands show of hands
23:03:44:1123:03:51:14Dave [Xeros]hey four fingers you in on this nope if that’s the naked hand it’s
23:03:48:1923:03:49:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:03:50:1323:03:54:25Jesse [GM]that’s the only finger she has she raised her hand
23:03:54:2623:03:58:01Dave [Xeros]There he goes. If it’s coming out of the fluffy hand, It is the middle finger.
23:04:00:2823:04:03:19Jesse [GM]Lashara those are her final words
23:04:03:2323:04:04:09Steve [Nortle]No!
23:04:04:1023:04:06:03Dave [Xeros]The last… Hey!
23:04:05:0523:04:06:15Jesse [GM]and she
23:04:08:0123:04:11:20Jesse [GM]slowly her eyes closed and you hear her last breath
23:04:15:0023:04:20:18Brin [Basil]Can I check her pockets?
23:04:15:1023:04:19:11Dave [Xeros]Okay, does anyone have speak with dead? We need to really figure out The will thing.
23:04:20:2023:04:27:25Jesse [GM]i thought this would be an emotional
23:04:22:1623:04:27:14Brin [Basil]I just wanted some chance.
23:04:26:2723:04:29:10Chris [TBD]I’m mortified and emotional
23:04:29:0223:04:37:07Steve [Nortle]Here’s the thing. Here’s The Thing. I didn’t want her to die so I’m using this as a coping mechanism.
23:04:30:1323:04:31:10Dave [Xeros]Here’s the thing.
23:04:36:2823:04:38:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:04:36:2823:04:38:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:04:37:0623:04:47:16Jesse [GM]here’s the thing though okay so she has died as soon as she as soon you can tell that she’s passed okay um there is a light illuminated in front
23:04:37:0823:04:38:06Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:04:47:1623:04:54:29Jesse [GM]you okay and again you see father idios standing there and by his side
23:04:54:1523:04:57:08Chris [TBD]isn’t that her boyfriend what
23:04:57:1123:05:05:16Jesse [GM]why his side you see old man jenkins and you see lashara all of them staying together
23:05:05:1623:05:11:00Jesse [GM]you know in return of the jedi when they have anakin and the force ghosts uh you can tell
23:05:06:0323:05:10:03Chris [TBD]yeah totally and she appears yep
23:05:07:2823:05:08:22Dave [Xeros]The force ghosts
23:05:11:0023:05:19:13Jesse [GM]they’re all spirits but now they are there together and if you remember father idios uh
23:05:19:1323:05:26:08Jesse [GM]he learned in the vision last time he basically sacrificed himself to transcend this higher form
23:05:26:2923:05:33:29Jesse [GM]to supply greater power from its fight between light darkness because they’re
23:05:33:2923:05:42:23Jesse [GM]all there in sort of the same illuminated uh form you understand that all of them are now
23:05:42:2323:05:52:28Jesse [GM]uh in this transcendent higher state um and you now basically have saint idios
23:05:54:0023:05:56:20Jesse [GM]saint jenkins and saint basara
23:05:57:1923:05:59:21Steve [Nortle]Oh, that’s got to piss her off so bad.
23:06:00:2323:06:03:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:06:01:0223:06:04:19Dave [Xeros]She has, she has like a dirigible. She flies away.
23:06:01:1523:06:02:27Chris [TBD]oh
23:06:04:1823:06:05:17Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:06:06:2123:06:09:11Jesse [GM]she’s trying to like jump back in her body
23:06:09:0323:06:10:02Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:06:09:1223:06:10:02Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:06:13:1323:06:15:10Dave [Xeros]Hey, hey one question though.
23:06:16:1623:06:20:11Dave [Xeros]Noticeably absent Jacques Bjorn is he still alive then?
23:06:22:0423:06:29:28Jesse [GM]bjorn and the arakokra are not there with them in spirit form strange thanks
23:06:26:0123:06:27:13Chris [TBD]gbd
23:06:29:1423:06:33:09Chris [TBD]is gonna possibly hopefully if they can hear us
23:06:36:2123:06:38:11Steve [Nortle]The music A+.
23:06:38:0823:06:39:27Dave [Xeros]Oh 100%.
23:06:40:1623:06:40:23Jesse [GM]totally
23:06:48:1023:06:49:18Brin [Basil]He’s speechless.
23:06:48:2123:06:50:17Chris [TBD]I’m speechless
23:06:49:1623:06:54:09Dave [Xeros]just gonna like sit here and be yeah, okay And they start to walk away
23:06:51:0123:06:53:28Jesse [GM]they turn and they all walk away
23:06:54:1023:07:03:17Chris [TBD]have you have you seen my grandpa
23:06:54:2123:06:55:10Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:06:57:1923:07:00:16Jesse [GM]and they all fade
23:06:59:2523:07:02:11Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:07:00:0423:07:01:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:07:06:0823:07:07:19Jesse [GM]They’re gone
23:07:07:0323:07:07:27Chris [TBD]no
23:07:09:0923:07:17:23Chris [TBD]I didn’t know what to say
23:07:11:1023:07:13:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:18:0023:07:20:03Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh, is that…
23:07:18:0923:07:21:02Jesse [GM]There was only one question to ask
23:07:20:1823:07:21:08Jesse [GM][laughter]
23:07:22:2323:07:36:06Brin [Basil]My gosh
23:07:27:1123:07:27:26Jesse [GM]But
23:07:27:2023:07:28:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:29:2723:07:31:05Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:07:30:0623:07:30:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:07:30:1623:07:31:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:07:31:2523:07:41:01Jesse [GM]But because they’re not there, you come to the conclusion that they are perhaps still alive somewhere. Because they’re non-there.
23:07:48:2223:07:58:16Jesse [GM]Nico, she looks at all of you and she says thank you for your bravery and your courage.
23:07:57:1323:07:58:07Dave [Xeros]You’re welcome
23:08:01:0523:08:03:02Steve [Nortle]It’s the least we could do.
23:08:04:1123:08:06:21Steve [Nortle]Although, actually in my case it’s kind of the most…
23:08:07:2123:08:10:24Chris [TBD]I didn’nt know
23:08:08:0123:08:11:24Steve [Nortle]If we’re being honest, we’ll be an honest here so…
23:08:10:1723:08:13:06Dave [Xeros]a good QB though Thanks for that Good job
23:08:13:0723:08:15:10Steve [Nortle]And we also kick butt at a random sport.
23:08:16:2323:08:19:14Jesse [GM]She was at the sporting event. She saw you.
23:08:18:1623:08:20:02Dave [Xeros]You remember that?
23:08:19:0323:08:20:24Steve [Nortle]Do you want my autograph?
23:08:21:2423:08:25:17Jesse [GM]She looks at all of you kind of somewhat peculiarly
23:08:21:2523:08:23:02Chris [TBD]I’ve got a trading car.
23:08:26:1223:08:27:24Steve [Nortle]We get that a lot.
23:08:30:0223:08:31:19Steve [Nortle]We’re kind of like a menagerie.
23:08:30:2923:08:35:05Jesse [GM]and she looks at you and says, Salune works in strange ways
23:08:36:1923:08:37:25Jesse [GM]And she says
23:08:39:0123:08:42:21Steve [Nortle]Actually I think there are theological implications about that
23:08:42:2523:08:45:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. I mean the comparative hermeneutics we would…
23:08:45:1123:08:49:15Steve [Nortle]Well, yeah. But when we add in skeptical…
23:08:49:1023:08:50:27Chris [TBD]Dudes, shut up!
23:08:50:1823:08:51:14Steve [Nortle]Oh, sorry.
23:08:54:2623:08:59:28Jesse [GM]she gives you an rtbd thank you
23:08:58:2823:09:00:10Chris [TBD]Actually, I had to quit on it.
23:09:03:0723:09:10:08Jesse [GM]she tells you from the moment that you arrived here on campus
23:09:03:2523:09:05:16Brin [Basil]He’s ready to talk now.
23:09:12:0423:09:22:02Jesse [GM]Salune made it very clear that the four of you and your friend were extremely significant in this fight
23:09:24:1923:09:34:25Jesse [GM]we could not defeat legion outside of this halo spell it was only here that he would be weak
23:09:34:2523:09:46:16Jesse [GM]enough for him to be defeated um and she like uh explains to you like it was
23:09:46:1623:09:56:20Jesse [GM]it was a risk but they basically had to take like they knew that jenkins was like up to no or the mutatio but if they interfered uh
23:09:56:2023:10:05:17Jesse [GM]they knew that legion would know about their plan and so they had to let things basically unfold they needed four
23:10:04:0223:10:06:16Chris [TBD]to come in. Metal!
23:10:05:1723:10:13:23Jesse [GM]they needed a wild card to come in and change the game basically um they knew at some point he
23:10:07:2423:10:09:10Chris [TBD]Wow, God.
23:10:13:2323:10:24:03Jesse [GM]would be here and fight uh this would occur in the portal and they were prepared to do so But Salune chose you to be part of this fight.
23:10:24:0323:10:28:10Jesse [GM]So the shards did not interfere with your combat.
23:10:28:1223:10:30:00Steve [Nortle]That makes so much more sense.
23:10:31:0823:10:31:21Chris [TBD]Hindsight.
23:10:32:1623:10:38:21Steve [Nortle]I don’t know if you know this but he ran around basically naked but with a sock and that was apparently Salune’s will.
23:10:40:1223:10:42:27Dave [Xeros]Salunate does work in mysterious ways
23:10:43:0123:10:48:28Steve [Nortle]Yeah, see again there’s some theological implications to this Are you praying with the Dorito?
23:10:50:0923:10:51:06Jesse [GM]Where did you get that?
23:10:51:1523:10:52:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:10:52:1423:10:53:03Jesse [GM][laughter]
23:10:52:2823:10:54:19Steve [Nortle]Is it at a communion wafer?
23:10:54:1523:10:57:25Chris [TBD]This whole time?
23:10:54:1823:10:56:14Jesse [GM]Eros had snacks this whole time.
23:10:56:1323:11:03:19Brin [Basil]It’s too spicy.
23:11:00:1723:11:09:19Chris [TBD]Uh, where?
23:11:01:1923:11:05:15Jesse [GM]She looks at all of you and she says, please join us.
23:11:17:2823:11:22:03Jesse [GM]She invites all of you to take
23:11:24:0523:11:24:26Chris [TBD]Okay.
23:11:25:1423:11:28:06Steve [Nortle]Does she hand out chastity glass to everybody?
23:11:30:2823:11:31:05Brin [Basil]one
23:11:33:1523:11:35:03Steve [Nortle]Don’t touch me. I’m hideous.
23:11:35:1023:11:38:11Chris [TBD]TBD is a little untrusting, but he hands us out.
23:11:38:0223:12:00:24Brin [Basil]pink why is it okay thank
23:11:39:1423:11:42:16Steve [Nortle]My hands have been slashed open, so sorry about the blood.
23:11:41:0023:12:00:16Dave [Xeros]any
23:11:42:1023:11:51:21Jesse [GM]a loop here, right? You close the loop. When you do you are teleported there’s this bright light
23:11:51:2623:11:56:00Jesse [GM]it’s flash um and when you open your eyes uh
23:11:55:1123:11:58:28Chris [TBD]Outside the city gate? You’re not welcome here anymore. Thank you! Goodbye!
23:11:56:2823:11:58:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:12:00:1623:12:22:17Dave [Xeros]Black Friday
23:12:00:2423:12:10:01Brin [Basil]you for visiting magus got
23:12:03:0523:12:05:09Jesse [GM]thanks for your help bye
23:12:04:0923:12:06:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:12:06:0123:12:08:02Steve [Nortle]Your trial period is expired.
23:12:07:2423:12:08:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:12:07:2423:12:08:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:12:10:0123:12:16:28Brin [Basil]him
23:12:10:1623:12:12:15Jesse [GM]you’ll need to subscribe if you’d like to
23:12:11:2923:12:13:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:12:14:1323:12:18:19Chris [TBD]I hate this world.
23:12:17:1523:12:21:24Jesse [GM]okay the decline button is hidden down in the bottom of the vision somewhere yeah
23:12:20:1823:12:21:02Chris [TBD]Yes.
23:12:22:1723:12:23:08Dave [Xeros]coupons?
23:12:24:0123:12:32:02Jesse [GM]when you open your eyes you are in the meganeckle okay and it is full of people okay you’re looking around you’re on the front row
23:12:32:0223:12:42:20Jesse [GM]of the mego neckl and um you uh look around youre in the arena area and there are spectators all around the arena
23:12:42:2023:12:54:07Jesse [GM]and you look around at the people around you and it’s all students down in the area they all have their robes on and they all have a cap of sorts
23:12:55:1423:12:55:28Chris [TBD]It’s graduation!
23:12:56:0423:13:06:13Jesse [GM]and you are now clothed again in your religious rogues and you have caps as well and you realize you are at the commencement
23:13:06:1323:13:09:07Jesse [GM]ceremony of the school of idiots okay
23:13:07:1023:13:07:29Chris [TBD]Yes.
23:13:08:1623:13:13:06Dave [Xeros]when we land is um there’s Morty right next to me
23:13:13:0823:13:14:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:13:16:0523:13:18:17Brin [Basil]Bell and Victorian
23:13:18:1723:13:19:27Jesse [GM]where else would he be
23:13:19:1023:13:20:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:13:19:1023:13:23:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:13:21:0823:13:24:04Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:13:21:1723:13:24:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:13:22:0623:13:23:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:13:24:1023:13:33:01Steve [Nortle]just pop into existence hey i thought i was done with these oh my god
23:13:32:1923:13:33:26Dave [Xeros]hey Morty
23:13:33:2123:13:44:21Jesse [GM]he immediately is like stunned that all of you were there and he’s like oh what how are all of your graduating you literally didn’t obey one rule
23:13:42:0723:13:46:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:13:44:0423:13:45:03Jesse [GM][laughter]
23:13:44:2123:13:45:28Jesse [GM]the school
23:13:45:1823:13:52:24Steve [Nortle]listen it was five days hard work well to be really honest you guys have the laxist
23:13:46:2023:13:48:20Dave [Xeros]was five days of hard work
23:13:53:2623:13:57:04Steve [Nortle]matriculation requirements I’ve ever heard.
23:13:54:2623:13:56:19Jesse [GM]you still have appeared
23:13:57:1923:13:59:13Chris [TBD]know, I got a beer card, remember?
23:13:58:1523:14:00:19Steve [Nortle]And he’s got cargo pants on.
23:14:00:0923:14:07:15Jesse [GM]what oh my um um
23:14:02:1523:14:10:13Dave [Xeros]where’s your teethling friend is she graduating did she like move to like vice valedictorian what’s the second
23:14:11:1623:14:13:09Steve [Nortle]Uh, uh, salutatorian.
23:14:12:2123:14:18:25Dave [Xeros]is she the salutatorian instead of getting laid did he just teach her to become really smart
23:14:18:0223:14:20:08Chris [TBD]Yes, that’s exactly what happened.
23:14:21:0823:14:33:19Chris [TBD]We all knew Morty’s willpower is unbeatable with
23:14:26:2523:14:31:25Jesse [GM]is one of she has miraculously become one of the honor students
23:14:33:1923:14:34:01Chris [TBD]Falclaw.
23:14:35:0823:14:39:04Chris [TBD]Heck yeah, I knew it man, that valedictorian bird, fowler-victorian.
23:14:39:0923:14:45:13Jesse [GM]up there as they’re handing out diplomas they’re seated up there in the stand and she uh is looking at morty
23:14:45:2523:14:48:10Dave [Xeros]I want a point at her just going to say
23:14:49:2023:14:51:26Dave [Xeros]salooning works in mysterious words
23:14:51:1623:14:56:11Steve [Nortle]Yeah, see there’s like real strong theological implications to that.
23:14:57:0023:15:02:11Jesse [GM]morty’s like what does that even mean when you know nothing you didn’t read anything while you
23:15:02:1523:15:07:02Steve [Nortle]I did throw the Book of Idiots at an evil wizard. It didn’t work but I did it.
23:15:09:1223:15:20:09Jesse [GM]The Commencement Song I had it in my head way over here oh yeah yeah that’s what’s playing okay uh and you realize that you’re about to go up on the
23:15:20:0623:15:21:04Chris [TBD]Oh, crap.
23:15:20:0923:15:30:22Jesse [GM]stand okay and you’re in line as everybody’s receiving their diplomas okay okay
23:15:24:2123:15:27:23Steve [Nortle]I hope they say my name right. It can be tricky for some people.
23:15:28:0723:15:33:04Dave [Xeros]I’m going to reach into my pants real quick. I’m just going to pull out a full tuxedo
23:15:34:0423:15:35:16Dave [Xeros]that’s just like the
23:15:34:2623:15:36:08Steve [Nortle]Don’t you have disguise self?
23:15:36:2623:15:47:04Dave [Xeros]nicest this yeah but that’s it i put on like well no i just i’m not taking my robes off i just want to
23:15:37:1723:15:38:26Chris [TBD]That’s just your face.
23:15:40:1523:15:41:12Steve [Nortle]That’s tacky.
23:15:41:0423:15:44:10Jesse [GM]you’re trying to put it over your robes or you’re taking your robles off
23:15:45:1423:15:47:12Chris [TBD]Thank goodness he has a sock on.
23:15:47:0423:15:53:06Dave [Xeros]look nice for this and so like i’m just showing that i have like in and this tuxedo is probably
23:15:53:2523:15:59:17Dave [Xeros]several thousand gold pieces like to buy at this tuceto i’m gonna put that on real quick
23:16:01:0623:16:05:17Jesse [GM]you’re like stumbling under these pants and stuff like while you’re on your way up there and everything, right?
23:16:01:1623:16:05:16Dave [Xeros]Guys, this is huge. This is a big day.
23:16:05:2023:16:07:19Brin [Basil]Your pants have a drawstring?
23:16:09:2823:16:12:26Dave [Xeros]It’s actually a belt and it’s not braided
23:16:12:1423:16:15:02Steve [Nortle]You know Their song could really use some maracas
23:16:15:2823:16:21:04Dave [Xeros]And a violin Maybe some percussion
23:16:17:1123:16:19:00Steve [Nortle]And maybe a guitar
23:16:19:0423:16:20:00Chris [TBD]Let’s do it.
23:16:20:2623:16:27:01Jesse [GM]You are about to walk onto a stage where the music is playing.
23:16:24:0123:16:26:27Chris [TBD]I can’t help ourselves, can we?
23:16:27:0023:16:28:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:16:28:1323:16:39:22Jesse [GM]The students in front of you, they have received their diplomas. They’ve shaken hands with all of the important people at university, and you are up next to walk onstage.
23:16:41:0523:16:52:04Dave [Xeros]my bow across the string and I just match 100% with With the graduation song and we just make it bigger and better Just to like really
23:16:41:1923:16:49:19Steve [Nortle]I just matched 100 % with the practice of making
23:16:43:2723:16:55:05Chris [TBD]I’m going to go grab the microphone.
23:16:52:0423:16:54:03Dave [Xeros]bring a denouement to the song
23:16:56:0623:17:00:13Chris [TBD]Four score and seven years ago we rocked this day! We’re going to rock it again today!
23:17:01:1423:17:09:23Chris [TBD]He’s going to strum on both of these and hopefully crying out loud. It’s 4-4, everyone. It’s 5-4. Okay? Stay with me.
23:17:09:2123:17:13:09Jesse [GM]it’s a big audience you got to cater to a lot that you want to keep them up.
23:17:10:1723:17:15:17Dave [Xeros]It’s a yeah The pyrotechnists go off
23:17:10:2123:17:12:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:17:12:0923:17:12:28Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:17:12:2823:17:18:21Chris [TBD]You want to keep the beating easily so when we clap during the clapping section they don’t get confused. Yeah.
23:17:18:0123:17:21:14Steve [Nortle]yeah my rock is five
23:17:18:0623:17:19:18Dave [Xeros]How are your maracas?
23:17:18:0823:17:18:15Jesse [GM]Uh-uh.
23:17:21:1423:17:30:18Steve [Nortle]I don’t
23:17:21:2923:17:23:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, you’re in 4-2 too.
23:17:25:0023:17:29:15Dave [Xeros]Oh Bloody hell 14 Yeah
23:17:29:0423:17:29:16Jesse [GM]Whoa.
23:17:29:1823:17:32:05Chris [TBD]I mean, we’ll let you solo a couple times soon.
23:17:32:1323:17:35:07Brin [Basil]It’s quite awesome.
23:17:32:2923:17:34:01Jesse [GM]You’re adding to this?
23:17:34:1023:17:35:07Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh!
23:17:35:0723:17:35:20Jesse [GM]Vocals?
23:17:35:2023:17:36:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:17:37:2523:17:38:15Brin [Basil]19
23:17:38:2823:17:44:08Chris [TBD]She’s body. She’s security. That’s right. You were our backup dancer.
23:17:40:0023:17:46:13Steve [Nortle]no you did the dancing like in your beautiful and didn’t you twerk
23:17:42:1223:17:45:13Brin [Basil]I do the dancing with the tambourine
23:17:45:0423:17:51:11Dave [Xeros]you did yeah the is the cottontail twerk yeah
23:17:46:1523:17:46:28Jesse [GM]Tambourine.
23:17:48:0623:17:59:29Jesse [GM]The tambor… I think the tambourine was on your tail, right? Yeah, it was on your… Yeah. Uh-Huh. So none of you rolled above 15? What did you roll? Oh, you rolled a 19. Okay. Um, yeah, so this song
23:17:50:1623:17:57:24Chris [TBD]yeah yeah no we did not say it’s
23:17:51:1623:17:56:24Brin [Basil]I rolled a 19.
23:17:57:2423:18:08:22Chris [TBD]tambourine hero tambourin hero oh
23:18:02:2823:18:06:23Jesse [GM]tambourine to the commencement track that is playing
23:18:05:0823:18:13:24Dave [Xeros]the one person who’s not a musician steals the show good job basil
23:18:08:2223:18:19:04Chris [TBD]my gosh i don’t think I’ve ever rolled high on that roll.
23:18:11:1323:18:14:15Jesse [GM]yep um nice
23:18:13:2423:18:23:14Dave [Xeros]to speak
23:18:14:1823:18:15:20Steve [Nortle]that’s on brand
23:18:18:2623:18:22:13Brin [Basil]I’m gonna just tuck this bald hand in my row
23:18:21:0323:18:30:26Jesse [GM]oh that’s so sad i’m so sorry okay um you walk up um and nico is there uh
23:18:30:2623:18:38:29Jesse [GM]to meet you on the stand okay um and as each of you meet with her we’ll go in order here
23:18:38:2923:18:46:09Jesse [GM]we’ll give you 30 seconds to to say something to Nico okay no no not speak to speak to Nico
23:18:43:1423:18:53:03Dave [Xeros]valedictorians oh speak to nico all right it’s an honorary diploma
23:18:46:0923:18:52:14Jesse [GM]and accept uh your diploma okay so
23:18:52:1823:18:57:17Steve [Nortle]you can’t spell honorary without hoe am I right
23:18:53:0323:19:02:28Dave [Xeros]hell yeah you got that
23:18:56:2823:19:08:01Brin [Basil]what in the influence is going on here this Nortle I’m
23:19:02:1123:19:03:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:19:02:1623:19:09:02Jesse [GM]nortle what
23:19:09:0423:19:25:07Jesse [GM]oh okay that was cool all
23:19:13:1123:19:15:07Dave [Xeros]It was the circle jerk, wasn’t it?
23:19:15:0723:19:20:04Steve [Nortle]it’s the only word i could see
23:19:15:2423:19:16:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:19:21:1223:19:28:28Steve [Nortle]start over there
23:19:25:0723:19:35:01Jesse [GM]right okay Okay. Nordle is up first to receive your
23:19:27:0023:19:28:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:19:27:1023:19:28:09Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:19:33:2223:19:34:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:19:35:0123:19:40:09Jesse [GM]diploma, you approach Nico and she hands
23:19:40:0923:19:48:05Jesse [GM]you your diploma when you look at it, you realize it is a certification
23:19:48:0523:19:59:23Jesse [GM]is what you have received because you didn’t complete an entire program uh but you do get a certificate you are now certified in religious studies from the school
23:19:57:1623:20:03:23Brin [Basil]What in the community college is this?
23:19:57:1823:19:58:11Chris [TBD]Thanks.
23:19:59:2323:20:08:24Jesse [GM]of itis right okay yeah however
23:20:01:0823:20:02:01Chris [TBD]Useful.
23:20:03:0023:20:05:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:20:03:2323:20:11:12Brin [Basil]however he
23:20:08:2423:20:18:02Jesse [GM]however um well uh she um
23:20:09:1223:20:10:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:20:11:1223:20:22:04Brin [Basil]giveth and take it away all
23:20:20:0123:20:28:11Jesse [GM]she hands you uh the certification there’s a certificate and um she also she looks at
23:20:28:1123:20:37:16Jesse [GM]you and she says for your bravery and she pulls from her sleeve she pulls um a stone
23:20:37:1623:20:44:24Jesse [GM]a crystal of sorts okay oh okay um there’s one she
23:20:40:0223:20:45:04Brin [Basil]is there three of them I want three. Okay, there’s one
23:20:44:2423:20:55:08Jesse [GM]pulls out uh this crystal um it’s it’s it’s bluish but it’s mostly like transparent right you can see through this jewel crystal
23:20:45:2123:20:47:03Dave [Xeros]the middle of the Thanos gauntlet.
23:20:55:0523:20:56:04Brin [Basil]alright
23:20:55:0823:21:06:25Jesse [GM]thing that she gives you okay um and as she hands it to you as you reach for it your amulet you’re all wearing your clat or house amulets. Your amulet
23:21:06:2523:21:07:19Jesse [GM]illuminates
23:21:08:2423:21:10:00Brin [Basil]oh that’s warm
23:21:11:2223:21:13:26Steve [Nortle]It’s mine as well, since I’m in the same house.
23:21:14:0823:21:16:03Jesse [GM]so she’s going to give them to all of you
23:21:14:2823:21:18:14Brin [Basil]wait your turn Nordal
23:21:16:1323:21:16:24Steve [Nortle]Okay.
23:21:18:2423:21:19:02Jesse [GM]all
23:21:20:1523:21:27:18Jesse [GM]through your turn here, she’s gonna give them to each one of you You’ll all receive one of these crystals but Basil for you, all of your
23:21:28:1923:21:39:18Jesse [GM]house amulates light up when she gives them to you You know how Doctor Strange his mechanical function infinity stone is inside right? Your amulets kind of perform
23:21:34:2823:21:36:11Dave [Xeros]The eye of Agamotto?
23:21:35:2823:21:45:02Steve [Nortle]have loved this.
23:21:39:1823:21:44:04Jesse [GM]the same function. There’s this mechanical operation and you see that within them there’s this
23:21:45:2723:21:47:24Dave [Xeros]She flew away on a dirigible!
23:21:46:0723:21:47:00Brin [Basil]she’s dead
23:21:47:0523:21:49:00Jesse [GM]Oh, now you’re sad!
23:21:48:0923:21:50:07Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:21:48:1923:21:51:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:21:50:0223:21:50:19Jesse [GM]Now?
23:21:51:0023:21:55:13Brin [Basil]he’s just you have to go through the stages of grief okay? The first one is denial
23:21:55:2723:21:56:29Steve [Nortle]No it’s not!
23:21:56:1923:22:00:16Jesse [GM]The first one was getting the will. That’s what the first stage of grief was
23:22:01:2223:22:07:29Jesse [GM]but yeah there’s a place to store all of these stones that she’s given you
23:22:07:2923:22:17:01Jesse [GM]she explains to you uh that this is a tier of saloon and these are extremely rare just like
23:22:17:0123:22:19:08Steve [Nortle]The music…
23:22:17:2423:22:28:09Jesse [GM]incredibly yeah sorry that was a little bit i don’t know what’s oh we moved on to a different track that’s why okay um where did it go okay here we go sorry
23:22:28:0923:22:38:25Jesse [GM]epic there we go um she explains to you these are tiers of salooning uh and they all will have a different ability
23:22:38:2523:22:46:00Jesse [GM]basically for each of you okay um they’re gonna do different things more to come but basil when
23:22:46:0023:22:54:20Jesse [GM]hands you yours your amulet lights up but your gauntlets also respond to this stone they illuminate
23:22:54:2023:23:02:06Jesse [GM]as well okay um and i don’t know what that means yet but
23:23:01:1623:23:07:25Brin [Basil]You know what I’ll take the certificate out all right
23:23:08:2623:23:11:23Brin [Basil]I accept this piece of trash.
23:23:14:1223:23:20:29Jesse [GM]she looks at you like these really sweet eyes and thanks you uh she thanks you for your bravery
23:23:21:1323:23:31:03Brin [Basil]And thank you for teaching me how to kill someone with a punch, even though… I mean kind of. Kind of.
23:23:29:2523:23:33:28Jesse [GM]you your certificate this is like the wizard of oz moment where he’s giving out all
23:23:32:1523:23:36:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, totally yeah And I’ll miss you the most, TBD
23:23:33:2223:23:34:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:23:37:2723:23:41:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:23:38:0623:23:39:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:23:39:1023:23:40:08Jesse [GM]here’s your
23:23:39:2423:23:51:24Steve [Nortle]that’s kind of my thing isn’t it these are
23:23:44:2223:23:48:19Chris [TBD]Am I talking to The entire crowd?
23:23:48:2023:23:50:06Jesse [GM]no no you’re talking you’re like receiving
23:23:51:0123:23:58:16Chris [TBD]Oh, okay Yes Uh I mean I think
23:23:51:2423:24:00:01Steve [Nortle]the gifts of galadriel and then just launch
23:23:56:0023:23:58:02Brin [Basil]And I click my boots three times.
23:24:00:0123:24:03:29Steve [Nortle]straight at his sky 30 feet there she goes
23:24:00:1923:24:10:01Chris [TBD]30 feet I think I learned Something about myself A little bit I also learned that
23:24:02:0023:24:03:28Dave [Xeros]30 feet there she goes
23:24:10:0123:24:19:06Chris [TBD]the wise men say that forgiveness is divine but never pay for late pizza.
23:24:16:1923:24:17:16Dave [Xeros]30 seconds
23:24:23:2323:24:27:21Jesse [GM]she looks at you and she says keep
23:24:33:2823:24:42:23Dave [Xeros]reach out this is so much better than the diploma that Stevens Hinegar College
23:24:44:0423:24:45:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:24:45:1923:24:46:25Brin [Basil]No it’s not!
23:24:48:1223:24:53:14Dave [Xeros]uh, Sunlini blesses us um, can Dishad see into the future?
23:24:55:2223:25:02:24Dave [Xeros]like just even a little bit, like I just know chronomancy isn’t one of those things that we do but can they see into the future
23:25:08:1323:25:11:25Jesse [GM]me about this because you yourself possess the book of chronomancy
23:25:11:2023:25:13:25Dave [Xeros]no, we don’t I’m just wondering
23:25:14:1123:25:16:25Chris [TBD]kind of hides on its bag it’s
23:25:17:2623:25:20:22Dave [Xeros]if the Shads know anything about
23:25:20:1723:25:22:02Brin [Basil]Should we run? Can we run.
23:25:22:1223:25:24:13Dave [Xeros]chronomantic ruins or
23:25:24:1023:25:25:01Chris [TBD]suckers!
23:25:24:2323:25:26:28Brin [Basil]I have to start bounding. I am hopping away.
23:25:26:0923:25:31:13Dave [Xeros]if you can just look into Morty’s future and really tell me if he gets laid I tried so hard
23:25:31:1523:25:32:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:25:33:1323:25:36:12Brin [Basil]This is what he’s utilizing that tool
23:25:35:0823:25:36:24Chris [TBD]And this is what
23:25:38:0823:25:39:08Jesse [GM]um
23:25:40:2623:25:47:27Jesse [GM]it will reveal itself to keep it close yes
23:25:48:0723:25:50:03Dave [Xeros]if I had one would
23:25:52:1423:25:53:26Brin [Basil]How do you do that
23:25:54:0523:26:02:25Dave [Xeros]and um wink wink wink okay um and then does the light shine
23:25:56:0023:25:58:19Brin [Basil]You can do both eyes brown
23:26:02:2523:26:09:10Dave [Xeros]and i’m just gonna say uh joy rapture i have a heart that’s
23:26:09:1023:26:20:06Dave [Xeros]that’s it that’s yeah thank you yeah yeah well it’s really expensive talks i just wanted people to see it
23:26:11:2523:26:16:28Jesse [GM]yeah are you gonna throw your rope open and everybody can see your tux and everything while you’re up there too is that like yeah
23:26:20:0623:26:24:00Dave [Xeros]but yeah no yes yes
23:26:25:0123:26:31:29Steve [Nortle]so the theological
23:26:27:0523:26:28:08Jesse [GM]she looks at normal
23:26:31:2923:26:41:14Steve [Nortle]implications here we have someone like lashara who is very much pro -science anti -mysticism
23:26:41:1423:26:48:18Steve [Nortle]some anti-religion, and she appeared to all of us in the vision. So is she still allowed into an app?
23:26:48:2423:26:51:21Jesse [GM]her crystal that she has for you, she puts it in your mouth
23:26:52:2723:26:58:28Steve [Nortle]I guess that makes sense.
23:26:53:0423:26:55:21Jesse [GM]and she gives you one of those little bops on the nose
23:26:58:1623:27:00:28Jesse [GM]she looks to you and says, you are a brave warrior
23:27:02:2823:27:04:14Jesse [GM]we will meet you again
23:27:06:2623:27:08:05Steve [Nortle]Brains and brawn, that’s me.
23:27:09:1023:27:11:23Jesse [GM]she looks at the next student who’s approaching
23:27:11:0123:27:14:04Dave [Xeros]You got some serious effin’ courage, my friends.
23:27:11:2023:27:12:18Jesse [GM][laughter]
23:27:15:1123:27:19:22Dave [Xeros]I think your brain is there. you click your ears together get the hell out of here
23:27:17:0723:27:18:08Chris [TBD]It’s there somewhere.
23:27:19:2223:27:21:12Jesse [GM]yep uh before you
23:27:21:0023:27:22:16Dave [Xeros]let’s all get the hell out of here
23:27:21:0723:27:25:07Steve [Nortle]Hey, does Fowlclaw get a crystal too?
23:27:23:2023:27:24:23Jesse [GM]before you all leave
23:27:27:0923:27:28:02Dave [Xeros]Fowley is here
23:27:27:2323:27:29:15Jesse [GM]she’s referring to all of your
23:27:30:2523:27:34:11Jesse [GM]that you’ve received and she gives you the galadriel
23:27:35:1223:27:39:03Jesse [GM]may be a life for you in dark places right you will need them
23:27:39:1823:27:42:03Dave [Xeros]she’s showing a little bit did she get really hot right then
23:27:43:0623:27:54:04Jesse [GM]she’s always been really hot that could be permanent
23:27:43:0723:27:44:10Steve [Nortle]Isn’t she always?
23:27:46:0123:27:47:24Dave [Xeros]but like now it’s like it’s like the
23:27:48:0523:27:51:01Brin [Basil]The hair on my hand starts growing back really fast
23:27:52:1823:27:53:20Dave [Xeros]antithesis of the hipster
23:27:55:0723:27:56:16Jesse [GM]I don’t know the way that
23:27:55:2323:27:58:03Brin [Basil]It’s really wait what no
23:27:58:0423:28:00:16Dave [Xeros]that was bad that was really bad
23:28:00:0423:28:01:14Jesse [GM]we’ll have to go back
23:28:02:0123:28:02:18Dave [Xeros]yep
23:28:04:1823:28:05:00Jesse [GM]the form
23:28:06:1423:28:07:22Steve [Nortle]you’re the dm next right
23:28:07:2423:28:11:03Brin [Basil]That’s right. I can just do what you did.
23:28:11:2023:28:12:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:28:12:1423:28:14:25Steve [Nortle]you’re gonna be sabotaged so often
23:28:14:1623:28:25:14Jesse [GM]mm-hmm So you all return to your seats and the remainder of the students not many of them left. You’re kind of in the last of the lineup here everybody gets their diploma
23:28:25:1423:28:27:25Jesse [GM]um and
23:28:29:1723:28:35:13Jesse [GM]Nico stands up and she says now to conclude our ceremony
23:28:37:0823:28:48:18Jesse [GM]our um what are they called the valedictorian uh our valedicitorian falclaw will conclude and she sits down and foul claw gets up with a stand
23:28:50:0423:28:50:24Dave [Xeros]Hey, Pally.
23:28:50:0823:28:51:21Steve [Nortle]hey i know that guy
23:28:51:2823:28:55:18Brin [Basil]Stop bleeding out anymore, guys! Look at him!
23:28:52:2623:28:55:17Dave [Xeros]Hey, he’s not bleeding out anymore, guys! Look at him!
23:28:57:2323:29:03:28Steve [Nortle]falkla i have theological questions for you we can talk later though
23:29:01:1323:29:02:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:29:03:2623:29:06:26Jesse [GM]it’s such a huge amphitheater even yelling at him yeah
23:29:07:2423:29:30:28Brin [Basil]He still has his headphones on because of
23:29:08:2623:29:11:28Dave [Xeros]It’s like the Mega Nackle like cancels this out. It’s just like…
23:29:11:0923:29:19:13Chris [TBD]Like he’s all alive because
23:29:15:1323:29:23:28Jesse [GM]sees all of you he sees all of your in the crowd um and you see his eyes kind of tear up
23:29:15:1923:29:17:23Steve [Nortle]I bumped something with my foot.
23:29:17:1423:29:18:05Dave [Xeros]Oh, it’s fine.
23:29:23:2823:29:34:25Jesse [GM]when he sees All Of You because you he’s he’s alive but it’s only been five days or so since he separated
23:29:28:1923:29:29:17Chris [TBD]us. Yeah.
23:29:30:2823:29:31:04Brin [Basil]me
23:29:34:2523:29:41:16Jesse [GM]uh but to falclaw this feels like an eternity like what he went through and not having you by
23:29:41:1623:29:47:29Jesse [GM]his side uh he is like pretty emotional when he starts to speak he just takes a moment to
23:29:47:2923:29:56:13Jesse [GM]look at all of you okay and then falclaws speaks and he says friends anglipsy friends
23:30:00:1923:30:03:27Jesse [GM]we’ve come so far in such a short amount of time
23:30:05:0523:30:15:29Jesse [GM]We’ve crossed veil tears where the boundaries between worlds fray and old block. We have seen light that blinds, And darkness that whispers. And I have learned something in those places,
23:30:16:1223:30:26:20Jesse [GM]Something I did not expect. All my life I thought light was only good And darkness only evil. Salune above and char below forever at war
23:30:26:2023:30:36:13Jesse [GM]But the more we fought The more we bled The more I’ve begun to understand, the world is not saved by one force conquering another.
23:30:37:0223:30:46:05Jesse [GM]It is held together by the tension between them. Light without shadow loses meaning. Shadow without light loses form. One guides the other.
23:30:46:1623:30:52:10Jesse [GM]One tempers the other and we are caught between them, Not as victims but as stewards.
23:30:53:2323:30:55:16Jesse [GM]This is his church talk, by the way.
23:30:57:1623:31:08:10Jesse [GM]Each of us, no matter how pure or corrupt, possess some measure of light and darkness these we will never be rid of this life is not a question
23:31:08:1023:31:14:20Jesse [GM]of ridding yourself of darkness rather how you will respond to the evil inside we are not meant
23:31:14:2023:31:20:19Jesse [GM]to be hollowed out hollowed up we do not remove corruption as mortal creatures rather we learn
23:31:20:1923:31:29:22Jesse [GM]carry it we learn to live in spite of it but sometimes we learn from it um the great peril
23:31:29:2223:31:41:17Jesse [GM]ahead is not merely the rifts of the veil tear or the shadows waiting to swallow the world The perilous forgetting that the same battle is fought inside each of us every day The evil we fear out there is no stranger
23:31:41:1723:31:46:26Jesse [GM]To the evil we wrestle with within He looks at you, Eros When he says this
23:31:51:2423:32:02:19Jesse [GM]The good we champion in others must first be chosen in ourselves So as we step into whatever awaits Whether it be monsters, gods, or the veil terror itself Remember this We do not fight to destroy the darkness
23:32:02:1923:32:14:02Jesse [GM]We fight to keep the light and the shadow in their right places so that all people will find their way. If we hold this truth, then no matter what comes, no matter which goddess stirs,
23:32:14:0423:32:19:23Jesse [GM]no matter how much path splits before us, we will walk it together and we will not be lost.
23:32:22:0123:32:28:11Jesse [GM]And then he sits down and there’s applause everybody claps
23:32:29:1723:32:31:10Jesse [GM]and another
23:32:32:2323:32:37:10Jesse [GM]dignitary another official church member gives the closing prayer to the ceremony
23:32:37:0323:32:42:25Dave [Xeros]Boo! Right back foul clock! Morty after all that work you didn’t get valedictorian.
23:32:39:0523:32:40:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:32:43:0723:32:50:11Jesse [GM]um morty morty while he’s up there receiving his diploma
23:32:43:1323:32:46:28Steve [Nortle]What? I got a little distracted in the end.
23:32:50:2723:33:00:06Jesse [GM]he’s stunned that all of you managed to receive anything right uh and he’s like well at least
23:33:00:0623:33:07:13Jesse [GM]i got my diploma finally all these years of work and as he’s kind of like trying to focus on the
23:33:07:1323:33:15:04Jesse [GM]good reconcile with what he sees in front of him um and finally receiving his diploma uh you hear
23:33:15:0423:33:23:08Jesse [GM]the church guard uh kind of out in the crowd and they go they say wait that’s the guy
23:33:17:1523:33:20:17Chris [TBD]Wait a minute.
23:33:23:0523:33:24:14Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:33:23:0523:33:24:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:33:23:1523:33:24:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:33:25:1523:33:35:14Jesse [GM]morty’s like oh what the guards they come and they seize morty um and they’re like
23:33:31:0723:33:40:04Brin [Basil]No way. They pry the diploma out of his hands?
23:33:31:2423:33:32:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:33:39:0223:33:46:18Chris [TBD]They don’t dig his diploma away. Oh, no!
23:33:41:2023:33:42:28Jesse [GM]at this university
23:33:44:1723:33:46:21Brin [Basil]The don’t apply to these books?
23:33:45:1023:33:57:01Jesse [GM]we have standards here and they take his diploma from him they uh grab it
23:33:49:2823:33:53:22Chris [TBD]As TVD’s just standing there with his big old beards. Standards.
23:33:57:0123:34:06:20Jesse [GM]they carry him off like you know they grab his arms these giant guards and they start carrying them off and Morty’s like what and he looks back at all of you and he goes you
23:33:57:1723:33:59:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:33:58:2623:33:59:19Brin [Basil]Stop!
23:34:07:2423:34:09:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:34:08:0023:34:08:14Jesse [GM]yeah
23:34:10:0223:34:10:20Dave [Xeros]monkey
23:34:10:1723:34:16:10Steve [Nortle]mostly arrows.
23:34:12:1623:34:16:10Brin [Basil]No way! it was mostly arrows
23:34:14:1023:34:15:19Chris [TBD]Oh, yes.
23:34:17:1923:34:19:01Chris [TBD]Yes, yes, yes
23:34:19:0923:34:23:12Jesse [GM]and then they take him away and Mortie is gone for now
23:34:25:0223:34:27:28Dave [Xeros]tieflings love a bad guy my friend
23:34:30:0323:34:40:11Jesse [GM]Falclaw um he uh every everybody you know like the ceremony wraps up everybody starts leaving the arena and everything um and nico comes to you one last time with balclaw
23:34:40:1123:34:46:13Jesse [GM]um and you’re all joined back together um and nikko looks at all of you she says
23:34:46:1323:34:53:13Jesse [GM]we have need of your abilities your unique
23:34:53:1323:34:58:18Jesse [GM]abilities this fight is not over
23:34:54:1723:34:55:16Steve [Nortle]My knee abilities.
23:34:58:1823:35:06:01Jesse [GM]and we need what you have um and um she
23:35:03:0023:35:04:00Dave [Xeros]yeah you do
23:35:06:0123:35:11:26Jesse [GM]uh you uh she has uh you have a bag with you
23:35:11:0423:35:13:04Brin [Basil]I do have a bag
23:35:11:2623:35:23:20Jesse [GM]your back you’re back she has your bag okay she hands you your bag um and
23:35:16:0223:35:19:01Dave [Xeros]do you need to double bag it or just single bag
23:35:17:1323:35:21:14Brin [Basil]there’s a lot of excuse me any of those
23:35:19:1223:35:35:27Dave [Xeros]yeah they
23:35:24:2023:35:25:26Brin [Basil]Nico
23:35:25:0023:35:32:28Jesse [GM]she holds up one quill um i don’t think you understand
23:35:26:0523:35:27:11Chris [TBD]Oh, what?
23:35:33:2923:35:44:18Jesse [GM]she has taken one of your quills she gives you your bag and uh this is one of the span quills this is one of the span files that you received they’re connected
23:35:36:0823:35:38:00Brin [Basil]oh okay bitch
23:35:41:0423:35:41:19Steve [Nortle]Basil.
23:35:44:1823:35:56:13Jesse [GM]that you used on the exam right uh and she looks at all of you we will be in touch and she walks away
23:35:45:0323:35:46:06Dave [Xeros]so we guys can talk
23:35:54:1123:35:54:21Brin [Basil]that one
23:35:56:1323:35:57:29Jesse [GM]and now you are with Balfour.
23:36:00:2323:36:08:15Dave [Xeros]hey hey hey his
23:36:01:1023:36:02:25Chris [TBD]So did you pass?
23:36:03:2823:36:05:09Brin [Basil]So did You
23:36:05:0823:36:05:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:36:05:1723:36:06:06Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:36:07:0623:36:13:25Jesse [GM]So he’s holding his diploma in his hand, right? It’s this sort of gold-encrusted
23:36:15:0723:36:24:22Jesse [GM]diploma. He has completed years and years of education service and everything, right ? It’s official. It’s weighty, right?. It’s serious.
23:36:19:2023:36:35:06Dave [Xeros]nicer than us it’s like phd style yep
23:36:24:2123:36:38:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, yeah,
23:36:25:1223:36:35:05Jesse [GM]When you ask him if he graduated or if he finished uh he tosses the diploma aside and he embraces all of you
23:36:35:0523:36:38:23Jesse [GM]and he gives you one of those wing hugs right where the wings come
23:36:35:0623:36:36:15Dave [Xeros]that’s right
23:36:38:2023:36:38:29Chris [TBD]yeah.
23:36:39:2623:36:43:09Brin [Basil]And just out the back, just a little bit
23:36:40:0023:36:41:08Steve [Nortle]We are Groot.
23:36:41:1923:36:52:15Jesse [GM]he now has a bald spot on his lower back yeah when we were in
23:36:49:0223:36:50:28Dave [Xeros]where you keep picking out his feathers
23:36:50:2823:36:52:25Steve [Nortle]Because that’s as high As you can reach
23:36:51:1823:36:55:01Chris [TBD]He doesn’t, he doesn’t realize it.
23:36:52:1523:36:54:10Jesse [GM]the fight and everything yeah it’s always like
23:36:52:2623:36:56:09Brin [Basil]You will grow new ones. I cannot
23:36:57:2323:37:03:01Dave [Xeros]hey just real quick i think we may know what la don is going to be playing next you want to go
23:37:06:2323:37:16:17Brin [Basil]because I think it’s time to party right agree with
23:37:09:2523:37:14:08Steve [Nortle]But I recommend That we don’t party here Because they have Very odd weird rules
23:37:16:1023:37:28:06Jesse [GM]reaches into his breast pocket, his robe and he holds up he unrolls a scroll okay and he also holds up a quill
23:37:28:0623:37:30:13Jesse [GM]you see on the scroll
23:37:31:1023:37:38:12Brin [Basil]tour days talking with her
23:37:31:2223:37:42:17Jesse [GM]LaDonna almost like a stream of messages and he has been uh spanning scribing with la donna however however
23:37:41:1123:37:42:02Chris [TBD]Heck yeah.
23:37:41:1923:37:49:29Dave [Xeros]scribing so the last one’s like why haven’t you checked text me back you prick
23:37:42:1723:37:53:16Jesse [GM]he has been absent the last few days right they’re all just messages from la donno right it can like
23:37:53:2523:38:06:20Dave [Xeros]smiley face straight face frowny face crying face let’s do
23:37:54:1223:37:56:16Jesse [GM]smiley face yep
23:37:57:1823:37:59:09Chris [TBD]Melty smiley face.
23:37:58:2223:38:02:23Jesse [GM]and um she at the bottom of the scroll
23:38:00:2623:38:01:26Steve [Nortle]Middle finger
23:38:03:2523:38:08:18Jesse [GM]there’s the location of her next performance and she says I hope you’re there
23:38:06:2023:38:06:25Dave [Xeros]it
23:38:07:2923:38:15:20Dave [Xeros]let’s do
23:38:10:0723:38:10:19Chris [TBD]Falkla!
23:38:11:2223:38:12:18Jesse [GM]and he rolls it back
23:38:15:1123:38:19:15Brin [Basil]it’s party time we graduated and
23:38:15:2023:38:28:21Dave [Xeros]it let’s go 10
23:38:19:0523:38:20:14Jesse [GM]Valclaw looks at all of you
23:38:19:2923:38:35:16Brin [Basil]and we’re all 21 that’s where
23:38:23:0123:38:24:14Jesse [GM]he looks at each one of you and goes
23:38:27:1023:38:28:09Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:38:28:2123:38:58:05Dave [Xeros]gold pieces oh my
23:38:35:1623:38:55:01Brin [Basil]the hundred before midnight
23:38:39:0523:38:40:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:38:39:1523:38:41:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
23:38:39:2423:38:41:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:38:40:0423:38:42:26Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:38:40:1123:38:58:22Chris [TBD]it’s a
23:38:42:2223:38:51:23Jesse [GM]third chapter of echoes of idios you have succeeded in your quest
23:38:44:0423:38:45:03Dave [Xeros][laughter]
23:38:52:1923:38:53:09Steve [Nortle]Phenomenal.
23:38:54:2623:39:02:04Steve [Nortle]I’ll give you another F word Phenominal That was great Sorry, I’ll Give You Another F word
23:38:58:2223:38:59:08Chris [TBD]ph
23:39:02:1323:39:13:03Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh dude my mind is blown that was amazing thank you for
23:39:02:2823:39:04:16Brin [Basil]I’m I’m so proud.
23:39:03:1523:39:09:07Steve [Nortle]Jesse that Was Fantastic What an Ending
23:39:06:1323:39:09:29Chris [TBD]nice work man
23:39:10:1023:39:13:11Steve [Nortle]Thank you for that
23:39:15:0723:39:17:26Jesse [GM]thanks guys that was honestly
23:39:16:1623:39:25:06Brin [Basil]The speech? The speech…it was great.
23:39:19:2923:39:30:04Jesse [GM]I wish I had more time but it was really fun this was honestly so fun preparing like it’s been a lot of work but
23:39:26:1723:39:33:26Chris [TBD]heck yeah awesome
23:39:30:0423:39:40:14Jesse [GM]having it all kind of come together and everything if I did it again I would simplify a lot things because it took a long time
23:39:36:1823:39:38:08Chris [TBD]You learned. You learned a lot!
23:39:38:1623:39:39:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
23:39:42:0523:39:42:22Jesse [GM]just
23:39:44:1923:39:54:27Jesse [GM]having the lore and the story thrown in that we all knew That was so fun It started with The Forgotten Hour and everything So easy to tie stuff back
23:39:52:2623:39:53:04Chris [TBD]cool.
23:39:54:1623:39:55:07Chris [TBD]So cool.
23:39:54:2723:40:01:25Jesse [GM]to it um but yeah the only thing i apologize for is the length of our combat oh my gosh and
23:40:01:1223:40:01:29Brin [Basil]No
23:40:01:2523:40:12:00Jesse [GM]i’m so disappointed i worked so hard on legion i was like i looked at all of your abilities and i was just like yep yep yep like this will help and everything i like built his character
23:40:12:0023:40:19:29Jesse [GM]basically he was like uh supposed to be um he he basically has all this like voodoo possessive
23:40:19:2923:40:24:15Jesse [GM]magic um but under the hallow spell he doesn’t have like his normal ranged spells
23:40:25:2123:40:35:08Jesse [GM]and so you guys were gonna be the idea was to force you near him to attack because a lot of your range spells and stuff like weren’t going to operate the same and stuff Like that
23:40:35:0823:40:45:17Jesse [GM]But getting close to him meant that he had these like touch capabilities. He was basically gonna like paralyze you like uh frighten you and stuff right or like turn you on each other
23:40:45:1723:40:57:06Jesse [GM]and the idea was that you’d just be like fighting each other but he rolled so poorly and you guys had so many good reactions to stuff. He never really got
23:40:52:0123:40:53:10Brin [Basil]Ha ha!
23:40:52:0423:40:53:13Steve [Nortle][laughter]
23:40:57:0623:41:02:19Jesse [GM]to take like his like full turn and like actually like grab hold of one you guys kept eluding that
23:41:05:2323:41:16:01Steve [Nortle]great I actually liked it didn’t feel like just punching air for two hours we were making progress
23:41:16:0123:41:17:26Steve [Nortle]while still being challenged
23:41:17:2823:41:19:13Chris [TBD]To some of you.
23:41:21:1623:41:24:21Steve [Nortle]well not all of us can roll three twos in a row so
23:41:24:0123:41:27:12Chris [TBD]What? I missed every…
23:41:24:1323:41:29:10Dave [Xeros]you roll great you had sixes twos it was great man like
23:41:28:0623:41:32:09Steve [Nortle]all those single digits on the 20-sided die like that’s that takes talent
23:41:30:2023:41:32:27Chris [TBD]So amazing, so amazing.
23:41:31:0423:41:40:24Dave [Xeros]yeah that takes talent i think you need some new dice so no guys you guys all did like a
23:41:35:1723:41:39:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, these usually roll really well. I don’t know what’s going on.
23:41:40:2423:41:50:10Dave [Xeros]really good job and also i just i love building in a little bit more like the banter like inside it’s so much fun when you build that up.
23:41:40:2423:41:42:07Steve [Nortle]it’s just statistics
23:41:50:0823:41:57:04Steve [Nortle]was fantastic and yeah that ending a plus oh wow
23:41:50:2123:41:52:28Dave [Xeros]So thank you, thank you that was awesome, good job
23:41:52:2523:41:55:17Jesse [GM]you guys thanks for being thanks for
23:41:53:1123:41:57:09Brin [Basil]it’s so good fantastic
23:41:57:0123:41:59:09Chris [TBD]you did amazing man you did awesome
23:41:58:2623:42:03:19Dave [Xeros]so up next we have are we going to do two episodes of Kids on Bikes?
23:42:03:0823:42:15:03Chris [TBD]probably two episodes could even go into three depending on what you guys go but probably two yeah definitely
23:42:07:0423:42:08:18Dave [Xeros]Super stoked about that
23:42:07:2423:42:10:09Steve [Nortle]how often you mute our mics
23:42:10:1823:42:13:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah hey you have the ability to do that now
23:42:15:0323:42:15:24Chris [TBD]two episodes
23:42:18:2823:42:22:05Chris [TBD]and then after that we’ll move on to chapter four
23:42:22:1623:42:27:01Dave [Xeros]that’s yeah that just takes our lights down we go to 80%
23:42:26:0323:42:26:29Chris [TBD]excuse me
23:42:28:0323:42:29:06Dave [Xeros]Chris sorry finish up
23:42:28:2623:42:39:14Chris [TBD]I was just going to say so yeah, we’ll do a couple episodes kids on bikes continue the story where we left off and then we will turn the time over to our next dm
23:42:40:1923:42:42:29Dave [Xeros]Bryn Franklin yay
23:42:42:1823:42:46:17Jesse [GM]moment we’ve been waiting for
23:42:46:1723:42:55:06Brin [Basil]No one has been waiting for this moment. I have. But I will reluctantly step up to the gate.
23:42:48:1723:42:50:03Dave [Xeros]I have
23:42:48:2223:42:49:25Steve [Nortle]I have been.
23:42:55:1323:42:57:10Dave [Xeros]so freaking excited
23:42:56:2823:42:57:23Brin [Basil]Yeah, I’m excited.
23:42:59:0023:43:04:28Chris [TBD]right everyone should level up their guys too yeah thank you
23:43:02:2223:43:10:04Dave [Xeros]level 6 thank you thank you everyone I got it
23:43:03:2923:43:06:19Steve [Nortle]Thank you everyone. Level five.
23:43:13:0023:43:13:25Chris [TBD]And there it goes.

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