The Final Final

Session start TC: 02:23:42:22 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3459 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
02:23:42:22	02:23:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	Moisten it up a little bit. I do too! It’s gonna spoil…
02:23:43:25	02:23:49:13	Jesse [GM]	Oh man. Oh, man! Hopefully…
02:23:44:26	02:23:54:04	Brin [Basil]	I like mayonnaise. Listen, this is going to go south and it’s gonna fail. I was putting mayonnaise on my sandwich and i was putting a normal amount just
02:23:44:29	02:23:56:08	Chris [TBD]	I was putting mayonnaise on my sandwich and i was putting a normal amount, which is like you put a spread on.
02:23:56:08	02:24:01:18	Chris [TBD]	Right? And my sister’s like do you think you have enough bread for that mayonnaise?
02:23:57:08	02:24:03:13	Brin [Basil]	And my sister’s like do you think you have enough bread for that Mayonnaise? What do you do, Vince?
02:24:01:18	02:24:13:03	Chris [TBD]	I’m like what do you do? And she showed me and she just puts the one little bit on it and scrapes it and smashes it in so there’s nothing. And i’m like you had the driest nastiest sandwiches in the world!
02:24:11:00	02:24:14:28	Brin [Basil]	It dried up to be a sandwich. Woah! What did he get? Got him. The mantis off.
02:24:16:23	02:24:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	lube. That’s pretty, that’s just culinary
02:24:17:19	02:24:18:28	Jesse [GM]	oh gosh
02:24:18:17	02:24:19:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:24:18:18	02:24:18:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s it.
02:24:25:01	02:24:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	101. What session number is this? Is this 8?
02:24:25:24	02:24:28:25	Chris [TBD]	was calling me crazy no i’m not crazy you are crazy
02:24:30:15	02:24:38:11	Jesse [GM]	it sure is yeah numero ocho welcome
02:24:32:10	02:24:37:04	Chris [TBD]	yeah how many did i do did i get 10 i can’t remember if it was
02:24:37:26	02:24:38:23	Brin [Basil]	Eight, nine hundred.
02:24:38:11	02:24:48:10	Jesse [GM]	back to the ocho uh oh yeah sure yeah i looked up
02:24:48:10	02:24:55:22	Jesse [GM]	uh the description stuff but i’ll take it i need to make you guys stuff okay
02:24:57:25	02:24:58:04	Brin [Basil]	Um
02:24:58:23	02:25:04:20	Chris [TBD]	nice nice you’ll be nine too we’re not finishing tonight i promise you that
02:25:00:18	02:25:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	Or your parents.
02:25:04:28	02:25:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	I think your audio is on your iPod.
02:25:08:16	02:25:12:09	Chris [TBD]	You added stuff to it? You just expanded It last time
02:25:12:29	02:25:15:15	Steve [Nortle]	everybody who’s who’s bothering to join in
02:25:13:18	02:25:18:29	Jesse [GM]	did not add anymore oh hi everybody hello welcome
02:25:14:28	02:25:18:22	Chris [TBD]	Are we live Hey Welcome
02:25:15:18	02:25:16:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, we’re live.
02:25:17:28	02:25:18:21	Brin [Basil]	Ayo!
02:25:18:02	02:25:28:00	Steve [Nortle]	welcome to our incredibly professional mayonnaise friendly stream is the is the music a little loud
02:25:22:09	02:25:23:20	Brin [Basil]	We’re professionals
02:25:23:14	02:25:25:12	Chris [TBD]	We like mayonnaise I don’t care what you say
02:25:28:13	02:25:32:25	Chris [TBD]	But it’s very atmospheric Yeah that’s good balance
02:25:33:23	02:25:43:27	Jesse [GM]	yeah welcome back this is you guys we finally made it to the most important day of all your lives finals day
02:25:35:26	02:25:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	Welcome back!
02:25:41:26	02:25:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	Finals week?
02:25:43:28	02:25:44:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh
02:25:44:04	02:25:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	ocho as a real life teacher i approve of this message
02:25:48:01	02:25:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s now the
02:25:50:12	02:25:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	my school is now going to sponsor us
02:25:50:18	02:25:52:21	Chris [TBD]	I hear audio Dave Is it mine
02:25:53:26	02:25:58:05	Steve [Nortle]	1% of our total profit which is zero
02:25:58:06	02:25:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
02:25:59:08	02:26:02:04	Steve [Nortle]	but I feel very comfortable getting that to us
02:26:02:03	02:26:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s great
02:26:02:12	02:26:04:27	Jesse [GM]	that sounds like accurate math
02:26:05:29	02:26:07:26	Jesse [GM]	very accurate math over there
02:26:08:10	02:26:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	I may be bad at math but I know 1% or 0 it’s more than a teacher normally makes
02:26:13:04	02:26:16:25	Dave [Xeros]	I wouldn’t mind being sponsored by an academy. That’d be great.
02:26:17:22	02:26:19:11	Jesse [GM]	as we have the sponsorship that’s all that matters
02:26:19:19	02:26:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:26:21:05	02:26:32:17	Brin [Basil]	doesn’t matter what the product is… Viagra? It’s the moistest sandwich you’ve ever had.
02:26:23:18	02:26:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	be man
02:26:25:12	02:26:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	Viagra mayonnaise
02:26:25:16	02:26:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	Viagra man mayonnaise.
02:26:28:03	02:26:28:18	Jesse [GM]	huh
02:26:33:11	02:26:35:10	Jesse [GM]	we’re getting into partnerships now
02:26:35:29	02:26:38:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m on a part of the team, buddy.
02:26:36:19	02:26:38:06	Jesse [GM]	those two things probably go together
02:26:36:26	02:26:38:10	Chris [TBD]	I want to partner with peanut butter.
02:26:37:09	02:26:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	Did you just say the moistest sandwich?
02:26:37:23	02:26:39:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:26:41:24	02:26:53:13	Jesse [GM]	alright hey we’re all here and we made it we’re back to play dnd and not make references to my sanchez okay so last time we were all here
02:26:48:03	02:26:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	Moist sandwiches.
02:26:53:13	02:27:05:06	Jesse [GM]	uh quick rundown review uh you guys were at a party because you killed it at sky rush uh you tried to get a couple students to commit some unforgivable sins
02:26:58:08	02:26:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah we did.
02:27:05:29	02:27:12:12	Jesse [GM]	didn’t work they didn’t succumb to peer pressure um you guys snuck away wait
02:27:10:29	02:27:11:23	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait.
02:27:14:02	02:27:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	the cube of chastity
02:27:14:25	02:27:22:06	Chris [TBD]	Do we have an update on… Do you have an update on Morty for us? I guess it’s only been… Okay, alright.
02:27:19:11	02:27:21:04	Brin [Basil]	No, it’s not immediate.
02:27:19:27	02:27:24:04	Jesse [GM]	immediately you might see him again
02:27:22:14	02:27:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	He went back to his room To study
02:27:26:13	02:27:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	And a really hot girl Went with him
02:27:26:22	02:27:27:20	Chris [TBD]	You sent the gal
02:27:28:24	02:27:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	To help, to help study but not in air quotes you didn’t air quote it
02:27:29:12	02:27:34:24	Chris [TBD]	who you told to help study, poor choice of words.
02:27:32:15	02:27:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
02:27:36:22	02:27:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	I did
02:27:38:22	02:27:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s coming for me Do I have to air quote it
02:27:39:22	02:27:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	You implied an air quote, but I mean if you’re doing suggestion you’ve got to be so literal.
02:27:44:26	02:27:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure she knew what I was talking about.
02:27:45:26	02:27:56:26	Steve [Nortle]	You didn’t say help him study and you didn’t do that So instead she’s pulling out flashcards instead of flashing him That’s just how it goes
02:27:48:23	02:27:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	Need him to study?
02:27:50:26	02:27:52:07	Jesse [GM]	was air quotable
02:27:51:10	02:27:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah,
02:27:53:12	02:27:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	sex ed.
02:27:54:27	02:27:55:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:27:55:21	02:27:59:01	Brin [Basil]	I pull out that case from…
02:27:56:02	02:27:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	I pull out Basil’s book page 23
02:27:59:12	02:28:09:18	Jesse [GM]	still have that huh yeah whoa wow
02:28:00:06	02:28:03:05	Brin [Basil]	I sure do. I read it in the corner.
02:28:04:02	02:28:05:05	Chris [TBD]	Okay, sorry.
02:28:04:09	02:28:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	Look over at her fur is all poopy
02:28:06:06	02:28:09:11	Chris [TBD]	I didn’t mean to sidetrack that but I had to now.
02:28:06:08	02:28:10:11	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t mean to side-cut that, but I really had to talk about it.
02:28:06:10	02:28:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	like
02:28:09:08	02:28:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the uh
02:28:09:18	02:28:17:29	Jesse [GM]	we’re our tracks are jumping to full volume by the way when they shuffle through i donno how to uh oh i’m just gonna loop this for
02:28:17:24	02:28:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:28:17:29	02:28:26:20	Jesse [GM]	now and leave it on that okay yeah so uh morty ran away from you because he was scared of all
02:28:18:20	02:28:18:23	Chris [TBD]	Cool.
02:28:26:20	02:28:37:27	Jesse [GM]	things you were trying to get him to do you uh you snuck around campus you got past the guards almost got caught you one of you was streaking but you didn’t get caught technically morty
02:28:36:06	02:28:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t Morty was
02:28:36:10	02:28:37:27	Chris [TBD]	Morty was streaking.
02:28:36:29	02:28:37:19	Brin [Basil]	Morty did.
02:28:37:29	02:28:40:02	Jesse [GM]	Morty was technically streaking. Yeah.
02:28:40:04	02:28:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	once again air quotes are super important here yeah not the was streaking part just
02:28:43:28	02:28:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	Morty was streaking.
02:28:48:14	02:28:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	what’s drinking is correct pulling a full flea with his sock
02:28:53:15	02:28:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean not 100% poor Morty
02:28:56:13	02:29:02:10	Jesse [GM]	But you guys snuck away, you snuck into Mutakyo’s office
02:29:03:11	02:29:15:02	Jesse [GM]	and you learned quite a bit last time You got a lot of lore mutatio’s been up to no good for a long time he’s been basically rewriting history uh to exclude
02:29:07:13	02:29:10:11	Chris [TBD]	a long time.
02:29:15:02	02:29:23:10	Jesse [GM]	or to make certain characters look a different way um and uh who
02:29:18:23	02:29:24:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so he basically is just like…
02:29:25:18	02:29:35:05	Chris [TBD]	He’s got a grudge that he just couldn’t ever let go and drop And he’s like I’m going to prove it to you I’m gonna prove it too that I’m right And now he’s literally changing history
02:29:35:27	02:29:43:05	Jesse [GM]	that could be his motive you guys i guess don’t know that’s a theory yeah it would be petty yeah but that could
02:29:38:23	02:29:39:17	Chris [TBD]	It’s petty
02:29:40:14	02:29:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	theory it’s also as as a teacher
02:29:45:23	02:29:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	it also helps save face because if he taught the wrong thing all he has to do has changed history and then suddenly he’s right.
02:29:51:04	02:29:52:10	Chris [TBD]	change history
02:29:54:02	02:29:56:06	Jesse [GM]	are you speaking from experience
02:29:55:26	02:30:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	Never. Yes, it is!
02:29:58:20	02:30:01:09	Jesse [GM]	it’s not in the syllabus yes no
02:30:02:23	02:30:03:26	Jesse [GM]	yes it is
02:30:05:12	02:30:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	Google Docs Gaslight
02:30:06:20	02:30:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like no Shakespeare in Love Is 100% correct That’s how it happened
02:30:08:00	02:30:09:09	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:30:08:15	02:30:10:03	Brin [Basil]	it’s 100% correct
02:30:11:28	02:30:22:26	Jesse [GM]	I’m trying to think the most important thing you guys probably uncovered last time with the lore dump what you got was probably the lost book of scripture that you got with kind of the Tower of Babel story, air quotations. That’s how you use them, Dave.
02:30:13:05	02:30:30:26	Chris [TBD]	no no
02:30:23:21	02:30:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:30:25:09	02:30:28:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:30:26:05	02:30:26:15	Jesse [GM]	Like…
02:30:26:14	02:30:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like that was a pretty brutal attack okay
02:30:29:08	02:30:32:09	Jesse [GM]	That was. Sorry. Yeah, I felt a little bad about that.
02:30:30:06	02:30:32:04	Brin [Basil]	no, no that’s what we call a
02:30:30:26	02:30:34:02	Chris [TBD]	it’s what we call a jab we call a jab
02:30:32:00	02:30:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that was a jab no, I appreciate it
02:30:36:08	02:30:39:08	Jesse [GM]	kick you under the table, I would right now but you’re way too far away from me.
02:30:37:21	02:30:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s okay I did a lot to Morty last week I understand you didn’t want that to happen
02:30:38:14	02:30:42:04	Steve [Nortle]	Turn off all the computers I did a lot to me.
02:30:41:24	02:30:46:16	Chris [TBD]	oh we did it better stick
02:30:44:03	02:30:44:27	Brin [Basil]	oh, we
02:30:46:18	02:30:50:05	Jesse [GM]	You found a lost book of scripture and read the story of the Tower of Babels which
02:30:51:05	02:31:00:09	Jesse [GM]	basically told you that the portal under the temple is this ancient stargate that was created right um and uh yeah
02:31:00:09	02:31:11:03	Jesse [GM]	you got some like bigger world uh larger story picture stuff with some other villains that we’ve encountered before dominos he’s been up to no good some other names um there’s kind of this
02:31:11:03	02:31:18:20	Jesse [GM]	master plan at work and you learned uh sort of the name of that plan was this magic spell code word
02:31:18:20	02:31:26:27	Jesse [GM]	uh which was defectio luni right which essentially means uh lunar eclipse okay so that’s kind of
02:31:26:27	02:31:32:06	Jesse [GM]	where you’re at and right now you guys are in mutakuya’s office still we ended there last time
02:31:32:06	02:31:42:12	Jesse [GM]	learned everything basically and i will say yeah a halfling size chest you threw someone
02:31:35:02	02:31:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty sure we shoved someone in a chest and then threw him behind the door
02:31:39:19	02:31:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	freaking Brendel?
02:31:41:03	02:31:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:31:42:12	02:31:51:06	Jesse [GM]	in a halfing size chest locked them in and who knows what will happen to them
02:31:45:08	02:31:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	With that sock.
02:31:46:15	02:31:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	Never to be found again.
02:31:48:15	02:31:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:31:50:05	02:31:51:03	Brin [Basil]	Poor guy.
02:31:51:14	02:32:02:08	Jesse [GM]	uh yeah so he’s in there i will say you’ve been sneaking around all night so we’re at a point now where it’s getting pretty close to morning like the sun is
02:32:02:08	02:32:05:13	Jesse [GM]	kind of starting to come up and you guys are in mutaki’s office
02:32:05:20	02:32:06:22	Chris [TBD]	What is that noise?
02:32:09:13	02:32:10:05	Jesse [GM]	the music
02:32:09:23	02:32:10:29	Brin [Basil]	Sounds like thunder.
02:32:14:14	02:32:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s in your house, man. The call is coming from inside your house.
02:32:20:13	02:32:21:15	Chris [TBD]	It’s totally fine.
02:32:20:15	02:32:25:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to go, no I’m gonna talk to my daughter and find out why she’s doing her laundry
02:32:22:23	02:32:32:07	Brin [Basil]	It sounds like a train.
02:32:23:03	02:32:26:03	Chris [TBD]	It sounds like… Oh, is that what it is?
02:32:25:18	02:32:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:32:26:08	02:32:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	above our D&D stream
02:32:27:20	02:32:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the ominous laundering quick everybody break out in acne
02:32:28:25	02:32:33:24	Jesse [GM]	it’s part i mean we’re in the basement we’re playing dnd i feel like this is perfect but it’s on brand, right?
02:32:30:05	02:32:32:09	Chris [TBD]	It sounds like a train!
02:32:31:14	02:32:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah Well yeah you know I mean like
02:32:37:14	02:32:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’mma go turn off the watch
02:32:39:00	02:32:40:24	Jesse [GM]	Is that what we’re supposed to do?
02:32:39:22	02:32:42:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s really easy for me, actually.
02:32:43:12	02:32:44:01	Chris [TBD]	You don’t need to go upstairs.
02:32:44:03	02:32:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	She won’t turn it off
02:32:45:26	02:32:46:24	Chris [TBD]	Be kind.
02:32:47:09	02:32:48:27	Jesse [GM]	Okay. All right.
02:32:48:07	02:32:57:05	Brin [Basil]	Be kind. Before we convey a question, before we leave, do you have any answers for that? No please.
02:32:49:10	02:33:00:14	Chris [TBD]	Now, before we leave, are we
02:32:50:05	02:32:51:21	Jesse [GM]	Get some mayo while you’re up there.
02:32:53:15	02:32:54:25	Jesse [GM]	This is a mayonnaise for us.
02:32:55:29	02:32:56:19	Jesse [GM]	Yes, please.
02:32:58:06	02:33:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah that’s right we basically found everything
02:33:00:14	02:33:01:23	Chris [TBD]	allowed to do anything before we leave?
02:33:02:25	02:33:14:14	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. You can… I mean, you guys investigated quite a bit last time but you can look around and I will say if you want to snoop around a little bit more
02:33:10:05	02:33:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	really good is there an answer key in his desk i
02:33:14:09	02:33:14:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
02:33:16:03	02:33:21:28	Jesse [GM]	there could be some stuff I don’t know, you’re going to have to search and find out You’re going TO make an investigation check
02:33:17:26	02:33:28:28	Steve [Nortle]	can do that i can do that nine times and eventually i might actually find
02:33:25:08	02:33:25:29	Jesse [GM]	Nine times
02:33:28:28	02:33:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	something first one is 12 second one is 13 i am adding stuff there’s my nat 20 there it is i didn’t need nine i only needed three tries
02:33:32:15	02:33:33:04	Jesse [GM]	Let’s see if we
02:33:33:01	02:33:34:06	Chris [TBD]	You don’t add anything?
02:33:40:10	02:33:41:03	Chris [TBD]	What? Wait.
02:33:41:08	02:33:42:20	Jesse [GM]	Wait, why did you roll through time?
02:33:42:07	02:33:43:02	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, why are you doing it?
02:33:42:18	02:33:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	i told you i would do it nine times but you said okay so i went for
02:33:45:25	02:33:48:26	Jesse [GM]	Oh, uh oh I didn’t know Okay
02:33:48:11	02:33:50:06	Brin [Basil]	You didn’t see him do the quote.
02:33:48:19	02:33:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	my first
02:33:48:20	02:33:50:09	Chris [TBD]	You didn’t see him do the quotes.
02:33:50:02	02:33:50:12	Jesse [GM]	Great
02:33:51:28	02:33:56:01	Jesse [GM]	The air quotes allow anything I rolled a nat 20
02:33:57:16	02:34:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	my first roll was 12 so I don’t think
02:34:01:01	02:34:02:27	Jesse [GM]	Perfect Okay
02:34:02:29	02:34:05:18	Brin [Basil]	Wait, wait, wait. Did you add your modifier to that?
02:34:03:03	02:34:05:18	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. Did you add your modifier to that?
02:34:05:20	02:34:07:14	Steve [Nortle]	I only have plus 2 on in my investigation
02:34:07:15	02:34:09:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay. Let me see what… Investigation.
02:34:10:24	02:34:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	it’s my perception that’s killer i don’t know why there would be a difference like
02:34:16:18	02:34:18:12	Steve [Nortle]	i know why mechanically but
02:34:17:11	02:34:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	Whoa, wow.
02:34:18:15	02:34:19:07	Chris [TBD]	Plus five.
02:34:20:13	02:34:21:13	Jesse [GM]	When you did that
02:34:20:15	02:34:20:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
02:34:21:23	02:34:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, good job.
02:34:23:02	02:34:30:07	Chris [TBD]	And in game, when I did that, the desk changed it, right? Is that what you’re saying?
02:34:26:11	02:34:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	suddenly you’re having a vision
02:34:30:05	02:34:35:14	Jesse [GM]	Where is our map
02:34:32:19	02:34:36:06	Chris [TBD]	That would be a 23 for me. Sorry, 24. 24.
02:34:39:18	02:34:45:29	Jesse [GM]	okay i’m sorry i’m trying to get this back how do we there’s no activate
02:34:42:02	02:34:43:24	Chris [TBD]	How did the dice do that? Not bad.
02:34:52:23	02:34:56:12	Jesse [GM]	it’s on the other ones oh okay well if you just pick
02:34:57:10	02:35:00:12	Steve [Nortle]	so if you’re new to our stream this is normal
02:35:01:26	02:35:06:24	Jesse [GM]	sweet okay we get the labeled map because the other one is not working
02:35:02:06	02:35:03:13	Brin [Basil]	And I’m gonna disappear and get candy.
02:35:07:24	02:35:14:28	Jesse [GM]	okay cool okay so you rolled you investigated sorry nortal got what or
02:35:16:06	02:35:26:18	Steve [Nortle]	I think I get… I feel like I got distracted when I remembered that I had found my tarot card and so I’m actually just soaking in the glory.
02:35:27:02	02:35:31:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s getting brighter. It’s a little easier to see the details. You know, investigating.
02:35:33:10	02:35:43:01	Jesse [GM]	not the office perfect okay you got 24 okay cool uh with the 24 uh you uh detect a little more magic over on
02:35:33:28	02:35:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	Exactly.
02:35:43:09	02:35:54:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so I’m going to grab Nortle’s hat and kind of start like trying to steer his head in the right direction I’m still a foot tall. Or seven inches tall.
02:35:47:15	02:35:47:26	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
02:35:49:08	02:35:50:03	Steve [Nortle]	Why are you?
02:35:51:19	02:35:58:08	Jesse [GM]	that’s right yeah you did yeah okay i see why i see what
02:35:51:25	02:35:52:17	Steve [Nortle]	Stop it.
02:35:53:07	02:35:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. You shrunk.
02:35:57:01	02:35:57:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
02:35:57:07	02:35:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	TBD, why are you doing this?
02:35:59:16	02:35:59:26	Chris [TBD]	The table!
02:36:01:00	02:36:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	I can put the I don’t need The table I can hold The card in my hands
02:36:01:11	02:36:02:03	Chris [TBD]	Come on!
02:36:03:28	02:36:05:07	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, I see something.
02:36:05:25	02:36:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	Fine What What am I looking at I don-
02:36:06:29	02:36:10:08	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know. I see somethin’.
02:36:09:11	02:36:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	Hand carved Mahogany
02:36:11:23	02:36:20:07	Jesse [GM]	you notice on the table this mahogany desk uh that basil grabbed some quills earlier Found a couple of those.
02:36:18:16	02:36:28:15	Brin [Basil]	Sure did, and I’ll take that.
02:36:18:18	02:36:19:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
02:36:20:21	02:36:29:18	Jesse [GM]	On the desk, there is another quill on the desk but it is a black leathered quill and you detect magic coming from that quill.
02:36:31:01	02:36:32:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the best kind of quill right there.
02:36:33:06	02:36:38:07	Chris [TBD]	Right, yeah. Basil.
02:36:34:24	02:36:37:26	Jesse [GM]	It is as tall as you so Basil probably has to be the one to take it.
02:36:35:15	02:36:36:26	Brin [Basil]	Right yeah.
02:36:39:04	02:36:47:23	Brin [Basil]	No problem buddy I know I’m gonna regret giving this to you It’s in my satchel
02:36:41:00	02:36:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	see it. You’re never going to see it again.
02:36:41:17	02:36:49:04	Chris [TBD]	I know I’m gonna regret giving this to you but before you do let me detect magic on it.
02:36:44:01	02:36:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, you already did regret it. It’s gone.
02:36:50:12	02:36:53:00	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to cast Detect Magic.
02:36:54:07	02:36:54:28	Chris [TBD]	Reluctantly.
02:36:56:18	02:36:58:10	Steve [Nortle]	Crouched At the starting line
02:37:00:23	02:37:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	And bumping In time
02:37:01:08	02:37:02:28	Jesse [GM]	That’s so perfectly fine.
02:37:05:04	02:37:07:02	Chris [TBD]	Where is my Detect
02:37:08:01	02:37:10:27	Jesse [GM]	Do-do, do-do. He’s going the distance!
02:37:11:03	02:37:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	No no no He’s going for speed!
02:37:16:18	02:37:23:14	Chris [TBD]	it. I had the market that I casted, yeah. It’s now official. It’s casted.
02:37:18:19	02:37:21:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s done. Is it? You’ve got to use that spell slot.
02:37:19:07	02:37:21:03	Jesse [GM]	perfect okay cool
02:37:22:16	02:37:25:25	Jesse [GM]	okay cool yeah you cast it uh you uh
02:37:27:23	02:37:38:20	Jesse [GM]	you detect that this is another like span quill like the other ones that basil found um but it’s like doesn’t have like a companion let’s hear it’s just like alone
02:37:38:20	02:37:43:04	Jesse [GM]	uh but it’s like feels feels darker feels more feels more mysterious
02:37:41:11	02:37:44:03	Chris [TBD]	Sad. Like I wouldn’t understand.
02:37:45:26	02:37:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s very emo.
02:37:46:22	02:37:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	in a phase?
02:37:47:26	02:37:49:08	Chris [TBD]	It’s in a phase, yeah
02:37:49:07	02:37:58:16	Brin [Basil]	quill daddy got some daddy issues like this
02:37:52:01	02:37:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	The owl that dropped it has his fingernails painted black, has some mascara on.
02:37:56:06	02:38:00:23	Chris [TBD]	it’s Got Some Daddy Issues and okay all right I like it
02:37:59:11	02:38:07:01	Jesse [GM]	yeah okay uh anybody else want to anybody else want to investigate anything before you uh leave this off does anyone look around
02:38:01:07	02:38:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	I appreciate there was this time
02:38:04:27	02:38:06:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m sad. Wait, wait, wait.
02:38:04:27	02:38:10:15	Chris [TBD]	wait wait wait I detected magic is there any magical property emanating from it
02:38:06:18	02:38:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	so sad
02:38:11:03	02:38:21:18	Jesse [GM]	uh no it’s just a span quill so like uh it’s like it’s like sending messages back and forth you write and then someone else has the other one they can write back and forward that’s
02:38:12:27	02:38:16:23	Brin [Basil]	You said it was like…
02:38:13:05	02:38:14:26	Chris [TBD]	you said it was like
02:38:16:18	02:38:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	oh so it’s like a text message
02:38:19:27	02:38:21:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it was like a text message.
02:38:21:18	02:38:33:12	Jesse [GM]	It’s like a text message. That’s yeah, so the span quills that you found you found two originally when you went into Motakio’s office those two are connected okay? The black one uh doesn’t there’s no companion to it
02:38:28:21	02:38:34:06	Chris [TBD]	let’s test it out set it up
02:38:33:06	02:38:34:28	Brin [Basil]	Set it up really good.
02:38:34:29	02:38:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, but the companion could be somewhere else.
02:38:36:25	02:38:38:05	Chris [TBD]	yeah we’re totally gonna do that
02:38:36:27	02:38:41:27	Brin [Basil]	P-E-N I No, no, no.
02:38:39:28	02:38:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	no, not pen 15 say something stupid
02:38:40:29	02:38:41:28	Chris [TBD]	no no no
02:38:43:25	02:38:44:15	Brin [Basil]	S
02:38:44:08	02:38:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	be like hey you want to get lunch report and block
02:38:45:18	02:38:47:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:47:15	02:38:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	Did you remember the kids?
02:38:51:10	02:38:59:25	Brin [Basil]	A Y O No That’s right
02:38:55:29	02:38:57:00	Jesse [GM]	Or what are you really going to write?
02:38:57:05	02:38:58:15	Steve [Nortle]	Those were air quotes.
02:39:00:21	02:39:02:27	Jesse [GM]	All I hear is air quotes by the end of the session.
02:39:04:16	02:39:06:21	Brin [Basil]	Um No
02:39:05:02	02:39:05:08	Chris [TBD]	weird
02:39:11:22	02:39:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	what you wrote don’t make it weird daddy
02:39:13:10	02:39:13:19	Chris [TBD]	no, no
02:39:15:15	02:39:17:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna write
02:39:15:17	02:39:18:23	Jesse [GM]	That’s another universe! Doesn’t connect here!
02:39:16:24	02:39:20:12	Chris [TBD]	going cross universes right now we’re like the
02:39:18:08	02:39:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Stop crossing the stream!
02:39:20:20	02:39:22:19	Brin [Basil]	We need to meet
02:39:22:05	02:39:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	crossing the streams for coffee
02:39:22:16	02:39:23:01	Chris [TBD]	shaking
02:39:22:19	02:39:33:07	Brin [Basil]	You gotta
02:39:24:06	02:39:32:11	Jesse [GM]	we need to meet okay cool you write it um nothing happens there’s no response or anything
02:39:30:16	02:39:34:26	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait You gotta say the magic words
02:39:38:05	02:39:42:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes, thank you Depectio Lunia
02:39:38:20	02:39:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	lunia
02:39:41:21	02:39:44:10	Jesse [GM]	say those words the office darkens again
02:39:46:20	02:39:54:08	Brin [Basil]	and the word no it’s like the garage door that keeps going up and down, it’s that secret
02:39:46:23	02:39:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	that’s like a verbal clapper
02:39:49:01	02:39:55:20	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s like the garage door that keeps going up and down It’s that secret entrance that just keeps opening and closing
02:39:50:16	02:39:51:29	Steve [Nortle]	lights on
02:39:58:10	02:40:00:20	Jesse [GM]	but nothing happened with the quill there’s
02:40:01:11	02:40:05:11	Brin [Basil]	okay maybe we’ll try it later
02:40:01:22	02:40:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	You are hard, Mr. Cropper.
02:40:03:26	02:40:05:11	Chris [TBD]	Maybe we’ll try it later
02:40:06:27	02:40:13:01	Chris [TBD]	Unless my casting of Detect Magic helps me understand how it should work.
02:40:14:02	02:40:14:24	Chris [TBD]	Okay, cool.
02:40:16:18	02:40:20:16	Chris [TBD]	Before I leave, I would like to cast one more spell.
02:40:22:25	02:40:23:27	Chris [TBD]	Illusory script.
02:40:24:16	02:40:31:03	Jesse [GM]	does this do oh the exploding like fireworks and everything
02:40:24:18	02:40:25:06	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh!
02:40:26:03	02:40:27:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s a TBD message.
02:40:29:21	02:40:31:24	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah, I’m leaving one of those on his chair.
02:40:31:11	02:40:33:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:40:32:23	02:40:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	notify you when it goes off
02:40:34:25	02:40:37:26	Chris [TBD]	You know? We should look into that. That’s great idea.
02:40:35:29	02:40:38:20	Jesse [GM]	it should i think i think that it
02:40:37:08	02:40:45:03	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, there’s a tingling. I mean originally on episode five when he was here
02:40:40:19	02:40:41:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:40:41:14	02:40:52:00	Chris [TBD]	Originally on episode 1 when Steve was DMing I put it on the front porch knowing It would be an alarm that would wake us all up Not necessarily that I’d be notified Other than the sound of it alone
02:40:49:12	02:40:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	but having nuance with your magical abilities i think
02:40:52:00	02:41:02:27	Chris [TBD]	I would say that yeah for sure 100 % Yeah yeah yeah Cool anyways but it’s only going to be
02:41:02:27	02:41:05:29	Chris [TBD]	Unfortunately a 7 foot high version of me So
02:41:06:11	02:41:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	hey there’s only like really small fireworks
02:41:09:23	02:41:10:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah yeah Ah
02:41:10:18	02:41:12:26	Steve [Nortle]	more like firecrackers
02:41:13:10	02:41:14:09	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like
02:41:14:02	02:41:15:29	Brin [Basil]	that’ll be great let’s be sure to tell him
02:41:19:15	02:41:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	Star Wars A New Hope Leia
02:41:22:12	02:41:24:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah That’s exactly right
02:41:24:02	02:41:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	and this message morty made us do it
02:41:25:00	02:41:25:17	Brin [Basil]	this? Wait,
02:41:27:04	02:41:30:21	Brin [Basil]	Is this a good idea should you be doing this?
02:41:30:16	02:41:37:03	Chris [TBD]	And I don’t know, man. TBD is just… All TBD wants to know does Mutatio want to come to the next show?
02:41:31:08	02:41:32:16	Jesse [GM]	it’s totally a good idea
02:41:38:19	02:41:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	actually come back to his office and when is he here well i mean if we get notified he’s in the office we can yeah
02:41:42:29	02:41:44:05	Brin [Basil]	We could just kill him
02:41:47:05	02:41:51:02	Jesse [GM]	isn’t that your solution to everything we could just kill them
02:41:47:10	02:41:49:11	Chris [TBD]	Maybe we hide it a little subtly.
02:41:48:27	02:41:53:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m just joking what is let us knock him out
02:41:49:18	02:41:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	you yeah like put it by
02:41:53:03	02:41:53:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s a sensor.
02:41:55:05	02:41:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	the book case opens so we know that um
02:41:57:02	02:41:59:02	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good idea. We’re going to do that. Okay.
02:41:58:17	02:42:00:12	Jesse [GM]	you’re gonna put in front of like the secret door
02:42:00:14	02:42:12:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, like kind of next to it. It will kind of go off but hopefully the sound of the door opening which scrapes a lot and squeaks a lot will cover up the sound of miniature TBD since I am seven inches tall right now
02:42:12:06	02:42:14:08	Chris [TBD]	that it will be
02:42:15:16	02:42:18:07	Chris [TBD]	overpowered by that other noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:42:17:27	02:42:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	happen above like a magical object oh it’s TBD all right
02:42:22:08	02:42:26:20	Chris [TBD]	Okay, anyways that’ll be our little alarm.
02:42:24:14	02:42:35:28	Jesse [GM]	basil you uh you remember last time that you encountered mutakyo that he was going to trade you some jewels um emeralds if you want to look
02:42:35:28	02:42:36:20	Jesse [GM]	around his office
02:42:37:10	02:42:40:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna look real good
02:42:42:22	02:42:43:04	Brin [Basil]	20
02:42:44:07	02:42:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	What?!
02:42:44:12	02:42:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	like an ad 20 okay yeah
02:42:45:20	02:42:46:11	Brin [Basil]	Nat 20
02:42:46:20	02:42:47:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh nice!
02:42:47:24	02:42:48:13	Jesse [GM]	wow
02:42:48:15	02:42:51:13	Brin [Basil]	I can’t wait to pocket these vegetables right now.
02:42:51:20	02:42:54:17	Jesse [GM]	who said they’re emeralds I said jewels he has jewels
02:42:54:15	02:43:03:05	Brin [Basil]	That’s fine, i’ll take them all every last one of them just those two they’re extra large
02:42:56:24	02:42:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	just the family jewels
02:43:01:06	02:43:09:18	Jesse [GM]	you find three emeraldes three emeraldes that he was going to and for the nat 20 you find three rubies
02:43:11:12	02:43:12:22	Jesse [GM]	oh sick
02:43:13:25	02:43:24:02	Jesse [GM]	you’re welcome Okay, so the sun is coming up and it is exam day. You guys have one last chance today to master your feats.
02:43:24:11	02:43:33:25	Jesse [GM]	Your exam is going to be later like end of morning So you have a few hours before your exam takes place To try and go do some practice
02:43:33:25	02:43:39:11	Jesse [GM]	And improve or master your feet Your elective classes That’s what we call them
02:43:38:27	02:43:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:43:39:18	02:43:41:01	Chris [TBD]	Is the party still going on?
02:43:42:10	02:43:46:25	Jesse [GM]	No, no It’s died down There’s just Just the carnage has left
02:43:43:07	02:43:43:17	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
02:43:47:03	02:43:47:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:43:48:12	02:43:56:03	Steve [Nortle]	But isn’t it – I feel like the captain who was, like, on purple filth and all sorts of – yeah. He’s probably still parking.
02:43:57:11	02:44:08:25	Jesse [GM]	he’s he’s up and about yeah um you guys are in mutakia’s office the uh dorms where the party happened it’s kind of across campus right now uh but like everybody’s waking up classes are starting things are getting busy
02:44:08:25	02:44:18:04	Jesse [GM]	so you can decide where you would like to go first with all of your feet or you can go check
02:44:12:18	02:44:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I want to go check on Morty.
02:44:18:04	02:44:28:21	Jesse [GM]	on morty okay all right does everybody want to go to the dorms
02:44:18:19	02:44:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to make sure that he’s either arrested or laid one of the two because it is kind It is kind of one or the other right now, because
02:44:31:08	02:44:32:14	Chris [TBD]	the making of a supervillain.
02:44:32:06	02:44:34:21	Brin [Basil]	that’s right oh my gosh yes
02:44:32:06	02:44:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	this student police
02:44:35:20	02:44:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	saw him last night. He did get away, right? Or do they…
02:44:40:11	02:44:47:16	Chris [TBD]	It’s that Brian Regan joke. Morty got expelled from university, and one thing led to the other.
02:44:42:14	02:44:43:14	Jesse [GM]	we don’t know
02:44:43:20	02:44:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:44:47:18	02:44:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yada yada yadda.
02:44:48:23	02:44:52:06	Chris [TBD]	And the United States dropped an atomic bomb on Japan.
02:44:51:06	02:44:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	the sovereign nation of japan
02:44:52:00	02:44:54:08	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:44:57:09	02:44:58:25	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, yeah. Let’s go check on Morty.
02:44:59:28	02:45:06:17	Jesse [GM]	everybody’s gonna go check on Morty you’re gonna go to the dorms you could technically split up if you wanted to
02:45:00:29	02:45:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	You guys don’t have to. I just want to see what happens.
02:45:07:20	02:45:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	remind me how i can improve my feet yeah so i’ve done one of three
02:45:11:02	02:45:22:11	Jesse [GM]	so you have uh, you and Basil specifically but you have like multiple attempts uh yeah you both have had one of three right now so you need
02:45:22:11	02:45:31:08	Jesse [GM]	to go oh that’s right yeah yeah um wait i thought you definitely hit norto when you were sneaking
02:45:22:21	02:45:23:01	Brin [Basil]	had two.
02:45:23:14	02:45:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	she successfully punched
02:45:25:13	02:45:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she punched me.
02:45:31:08	02:45:42:09	Jesse [GM]	around you’ve got the 10 and you okay great okay so yeah you’re two for three right no so you guys will have to go back to like the arena the school of combat where you can practice again
02:45:32:15	02:45:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	She got me too. Yep.
02:45:33:12	02:45:35:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I got him too with a 10.
02:45:42:16	02:45:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	Hey Basel, should we go practice punching again?
02:45:47:15	02:45:47:26	Brin [Basil]	100%.
02:45:47:16	02:45:48:15	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s go!
02:45:49:19	02:45:51:21	Brin [Basil]	I need you to trip and fall and get hurt
02:45:51:20	02:46:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	Okie dokie Can I just do a quick athletics check to see if that works I rolled a four
02:45:53:03	02:45:55:05	Brin [Basil]	And I stick out my giant foot and trip you
02:45:59:00	02:45:59:12	Brin [Basil]	Please
02:46:02:04	02:46:02:16	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
02:46:05:18	02:46:06:00	Brin [Basil]	Bastard
02:46:07:01	02:46:12:01	Jesse [GM]	She takes off and your feats begin.
02:46:09:02	02:46:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	I cast Silvery Bobs on the trip.
02:46:12:15	02:46:13:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:13:06	02:46:15:13	Chris [TBD]	Start it off. Oh, my gosh.
02:46:15:11	02:46:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	He will burn through
02:46:15:20	02:46:16:18	Jesse [GM]	Nice.
02:46:16:10	02:46:16:28	Dave [Xeros]	You
02:46:18:14	02:46:19:21	Dave [Xeros]	got a roll.
02:46:20:10	02:46:22:07	Brin [Basil]	What? What do I
02:46:22:27	02:46:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	gotta… Yeah, I’m really doing it.
02:46:23:05	02:46:24:21	Jesse [GM]	He’s really doing it.
02:46:25:03	02:46:27:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to use a retcon token
02:46:28:27	02:46:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	it that’s that wasn’t the plan
02:46:30:05	02:46:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	You want to spin it on that?
02:46:31:17	02:46:36:13	Chris [TBD]	I already spent mine unless they reset for each campaign
02:46:33:29	02:46:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
02:46:38:23	02:46:55:16	Brin [Basil]	that’s way too valuable so
02:46:43:06	02:46:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I magically distract the Trigger Treacher and turns his momentary uncertainty into encouragement for another creature the triggering creature must re-roll
02:46:51:23	02:46:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	a d20 and use a lower roll so you have to actually roll against his four and see if your attack
02:46:57:21	02:47:04:13	Steve [Nortle]	well i mean It’s in Athletic, so it’s actually more of a 9.
02:46:59:28	02:47:00:27	Chris [TBD]	Against a four?
02:47:05:07	02:47:11:03	Brin [Basil]	need to beat nine okay
02:47:05:11	02:47:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	so you Have to you have To reroll and make sure that you
02:47:06:20	02:47:09:25	Chris [TBD]	So isn’t this the same as just…
02:47:10:26	02:47:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	can actually attack like tripping no because Because It’s I’m attacking the person that’s
02:47:12:07	02:47:16:18	Chris [TBD]	Wouldn’t you want to do it on him so he would have to re-roll to get a higher roll?
02:47:21:15	02:47:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	Trying to retcon the trip.
02:47:28:10	02:47:36:14	Jesse [GM]	it’s basically like a disadvantage you can put someone at disadvantage or you give someone advantage with it that’s kind of how i understand it
02:47:35:08	02:47:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	her i like i take it away from her so she
02:47:38:05	02:47:47:03	Brin [Basil]	again oh my god I just rolled it and at 20
02:47:40:18	02:47:43:02	Chris [TBD]	If she doesn’t see succeed.
02:47:44:10	02:47:45:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh!
02:47:46:17	02:47:48:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:47:48:21	02:47:54:15	Jesse [GM]	basil tripped both of your feet like it was the one got caught and then the other one got cut behind that foot
02:47:50:16	02:47:51:21	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go for a turkey.
02:47:51:28	02:47:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	whoop my yeah my silvery barbs came around and tripped me actually
02:47:55:02	02:48:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	And when I land, I like scorpion kick my leg over my shell.
02:47:57:25	02:48:07:05	Brin [Basil]	any spinning yeah and you actually rolled all the way over
02:47:58:03	02:47:59:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:00:27	02:48:03:10	Jesse [GM]	wow yeah over oh my gosh
02:48:01:08	02:48:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, crap. Oh man.
02:48:01:18	02:48:02:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:03:10	02:48:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	Like gumby legs.
02:48:07:05	02:48:18:26	Brin [Basil]	in your spinning on yourself and you’re stuck the only uh i just freaking rolled another 20.
02:48:07:21	02:48:09:26	Steve [Nortle]	Like a puck. Whoa!
02:48:08:14	02:48:11:26	Jesse [GM]	i’m pretty sure you’d have to crack your shell for this to happen i think he’s
02:48:12:04	02:48:16:04	Dave [Xeros]	I was trying to help Norton. Sorry about that.
02:48:18:11	02:48:19:13	Chris [TBD]	Nice song.
02:48:19:18	02:48:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
02:48:20:01	02:48:22:15	Brin [Basil]	two twenties in a row I’m done for the night
02:48:20:06	02:48:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
02:48:22:12	02:48:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so what do I need to roll for damage then?
02:48:26:07	02:48:29:05	Steve [Nortle]	DM, why should I roll for damage because I just ate it so hard.
02:48:31:08	02:48:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	She can roll for damage.
02:48:33:04	02:48:37:23	Brin [Basil]	want you to have a bloody nose. C’mon baby, another 20. 13.
02:48:39:02	02:48:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, if you’re trying to break my armor, my armor is 20 so, like, that wouldn’t work.
02:48:43:17	02:48:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	What’s your actual attack? Like if you were to punch him, like what’s your attack that’s?
02:48:47:26	02:48:55:08	Brin [Basil]	Like just an unarmed strike? Well it’s plus 5 so 18. Isn’t that…?
02:48:49:26	02:48:51:17	Steve [Nortle]	An arm strike. Isn’t that just a d4 for me?
02:48:54:04	02:48:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	I still wouldn’t hit. My AC is 20.
02:48:57:17	02:48:58:03	Chris [TBD]	Whoa!
02:48:57:27	02:48:58:13	Brin [Basil]	Awwww
02:48:58:19	02:49:03:25	Dave [Xeros]	your attack. So after you’ve succeeded on your attack, what’s your actual damage rolls?
02:49:00:21	02:49:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	Because I’m a monk so, um, It’s not my armor it’s my dodge.
02:49:05:18	02:49:07:04	Brin [Basil]	Um damage is 4
02:49:07:08	02:49:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:49:07:17	02:49:09:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Alright, so I take 4 damage.
02:49:12:14	02:49:20:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh! Uh, Brassel I don’t know how but I just really got hurt somehow Is there anything you can do to make me feel better?
02:49:19:07	02:49:20:25	Brin [Basil]	You bet! One second!
02:49:22:11	02:49:33:09	Brin [Basil]	Five. Dang it! I
02:49:23:00	02:49:34:10	Jesse [GM]	you know what you can do right now you can take a drink from the chalice because it’s after midnight it’s a new day and you’re on your way to master your feet so you can take a hit and that will
02:49:25:08	02:49:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	Nope.
02:49:33:09	02:49:42:29	Brin [Basil]	do. Sorry, just give me one second.
02:49:34:10	02:49:37:26	Jesse [GM]	drastically improve your odds if you want to test it out normal or you want to go back and see
02:49:37:18	02:49:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	I think that one dealt additional damage instead of fixing what’s broken. Yeah, seriously. Of course it is.
02:49:43:08	02:49:46:14	Brin [Basil]	I gotta take this shot. Chug.
02:49:44:29	02:49:46:00	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah
02:49:47:08	02:49:57:22	Jesse [GM]	go ahead and take your hit um so now uh let’s see you i know
02:49:57:22	02:50:05:08	Jesse [GM]	how to do this so the range increases from seven to 14 if you roll a
02:50:05:08	02:50:15:24	Jesse [GM]	7 or 4 to 14 you succeed instead of an exact 10 it like amplifies the range yeah so but you can
02:50:09:26	02:50:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	Wow.
02:50:15:24	02:50:30:11	Jesse [GM]	choose any skill or ability to like you know add to this if you want to right that’s
02:50:20:07	02:50:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	So it no longer has to be a flat roll?
02:50:20:11	02:50:25:10	Brin [Basil]	I think I’m just gonna do a straight roll. Okay. Hold still, I’m gonna fix you.
02:50:25:06	02:50:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. I think it’s a charley horse.
02:50:27:23	02:50:28:10	Brin [Basil]	Is it?
02:50:28:29	02:50:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s in my legs. That’s where the pain came from first.
02:50:30:11	02:50:31:21	Jesse [GM]	that’s what’s
02:50:32:29	02:50:34:03	Brin [Basil]	I got an eight.
02:50:38:25	02:50:46:14	Jesse [GM]	back full hp yeah i don’t know if you factored in last time but she did heal you last time so
02:50:41:16	02:50:43:24	Steve [Nortle]	Wow. Yeah. You made my Thanks!
02:50:42:06	02:50:43:07	Brin [Basil]	Did that do it?
02:50:47:06	02:50:55:00	Steve [Nortle]	I still have those oh, I guess they would’ve burned through those so I’m down to one
02:50:53:18	02:50:55:11	Jesse [GM]	you’re probably back to normal here
02:50:55:08	02:50:57:13	Chris [TBD]	I have this song without the lyrics in it,
02:50:58:13	02:51:05:16	Jesse [GM]	oh well the lyrics are so much better with the song no it’s just the way that it played
02:51:01:26	02:51:03:20	Chris [TBD]	but did you use AI to remove the lyrics?
02:51:05:16	02:51:16:13	Jesse [GM]	in here i know we have to listen to it though this is your rocky balboa montage going through
02:51:06:08	02:51:07:13	Chris [TBD]	Weird! It sounds terrible!
02:51:10:06	02:51:12:08	Chris [TBD]	No, that’s totally fine. I love the song.
02:51:16:13	02:51:24:06	Jesse [GM]	your feats again real quick um yeah so yeah you’ve mastered your feet you’re there you
02:51:17:18	02:51:20:18	Steve [Nortle]	So that makes three successes for your feet
02:51:24:06	02:51:32:06	Jesse [GM]	have this ability um i think we need to figure out like how it works from now on now that you’ve achieved it if it’s just something automatic i don’t
02:51:28:03	02:51:31:29	Brin [Basil]	It works every time.
02:51:33:14	02:51:40:20	Jesse [GM]	there has to be some uh i think i think we could we could keep it that way and just like have
02:51:34:14	02:51:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like just a broader range right i thought it was like
02:51:37:08	02:51:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	three up three down it was seven thirteen yeah well it’s
02:51:40:20	02:51:45:29	Jesse [GM]	a range uh that you have to hit every time i like that mechanic a lot but i don’t know if
02:51:47:20	02:51:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	like to do like the full heel it’d be between like a 7 and 13 would probably be, it’s a really big spread.
02:51:52:15	02:51:54:00	Brin [Basil]	how about 5 and 15
02:51:57:08	02:51:58:24	Brin [Basil]	I mastered it bitch
02:52:01:08	02:52:05:22	Jesse [GM]	like maxes it out so i think when you use it normally it probably cuts to like yeah
02:52:10:21	02:52:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	allowing her abilities to change like
02:52:11:28	02:52:16:29	Brin [Basil]	don’t take those feet from me yo i really like feet
02:52:17:15	02:52:27:17	Jesse [GM]	yeah the idea was like can still add any ability to this like healing touch basically that you have it’s just like
02:52:27:17	02:52:37:21	Jesse [GM]	the idea is that you wouldn’t want to add your like plus seven every time because you’re not trying to get 20 or higher right so you might add like you know your plus two or plus zero
02:52:34:13	02:52:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	your investigation
02:52:37:21	02:52:44:21	Jesse [GM]	like whatever skills to kind of that’s, that’s how you find like the balance is like using these other abilities instead of just your combat.
02:52:41:17	02:52:43:06	Brin [Basil]	where’s the best place
02:52:42:29	02:52:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	roll and then you can add athletics or something
02:52:47:29	02:52:49:18	Brin [Basil]	I can do it after
02:52:53:15	02:52:56:18	Jesse [GM]	announce before which ability you’re going to use, but you can use any one you want.
02:52:54:10	02:53:06:03	Brin [Basil]	you know what laying on of trash that’s what this is now, you’ve taken it from me That’s fine. It’s fine!
02:52:57:25	02:52:58:03	Jesse [GM]	Cool?
02:53:06:16	02:53:10:03	Brin [Basil]	What was the point? The point was to add…
02:53:07:25	02:53:09:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not silvery barbs!
02:53:11:15	02:53:20:11	Jesse [GM]	Don’t worry. Well don’t worry we haven’t figured out all the mechanics yet, but generally I think that’s what we have to do. Okay. All right. But you’ve graduated from your elective course.
02:53:15:08	02:53:16:25	Brin [Basil]	It’s fun, I disapprove.
02:53:19:06	02:53:20:26	Brin [Basil]	I haven’t mastered anything.
02:53:21:24	02:53:22:12	Chris [TBD]	Congratulations.
02:53:23:24	02:53:24:05	Jesse [GM]	Congratulations.
02:53:25:21	02:53:33:10	Jesse [GM]	For the remainder of The day, since you’re on The Chalice
02:53:25:29	02:53:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	Congratulations, Shinji.
02:53:27:03	02:53:28:06	Brin [Basil]	I walk away.
02:53:32:08	02:53:34:05	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know if you guys can see this.
02:53:34:24	02:53:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	No, because of the black
02:53:37:23	02:53:42:09	Brin [Basil]	I just don’t- I just doesn’t know If my hair is too like poofy
02:53:37:24	02:53:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	nail polish.
02:53:41:10	02:53:44:28	Chris [TBD]	You guys just keep talking, oh never mind, the camera switched to us.
02:53:43:26	02:53:44:02	Brin [Basil]	You can’t do it
02:53:44:10	02:53:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:53:46:20	02:53:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Good First day
02:53:47:23	02:53:58:11	Jesse [GM]	For today, because You’ve drunk the chalice You have that range If you want to use it From 7-14 Anytime you use it
02:53:58:19	02:54:00:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna backhand you.
02:54:01:18	02:54:03:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:54:02:15	02:54:03:21	Jesse [GM]	to heal him
02:54:03:11	02:54:05:22	Brin [Basil]	I just want to punch you.
02:54:04:08	02:54:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	crypt nortle and made it worse all right hey i’m actually checking on nortal to make sure he’s okay
02:54:09:14	02:54:10:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s right.
02:54:10:15	02:54:12:22	Brin [Basil]	He’s fine! Text him!
02:54:13:05	02:54:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	well yeah okay sure you did hey did she did she actually fix you or is this are you just like trying to make it feel good
02:54:14:22	02:54:16:17	Chris [TBD]	She says that she storms off.
02:54:21:25	02:54:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean, this is…
02:54:23:26	02:54:31:12	Chris [TBD]	I think at this point, what are they trying to do?
02:54:25:11	02:54:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	Preserving familial tranquility is one of the things that I’ve learned to master in my life.
02:54:28:29	02:54:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah it’s it’s balance
02:54:31:14	02:54:32:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s all about balance.
02:54:33:20	02:54:36:21	Jesse [GM]	trying to provoke basil again but they’re on their way to the
02:54:36:12	02:54:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m on my way to the Coliseum.
02:54:37:09	02:54:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	she already said she was gonna hit me so it doesn’t matter
02:54:39:11	02:54:41:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I bound it. I’m already gone.
02:54:42:15	02:54:43:03	Jesse [GM]	okay
02:54:42:15	02:54:48:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m going to catch up with my sister because she’s in a real punchy mood and I’m kind of feeling that too.
02:54:54:13	02:54:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	Angriest little bunny? Yes, I mean
02:54:56:05	02:54:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i mean we need to get her high more
02:54:58:29	02:55:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	Just calm
02:54:59:29	02:55:02:19	Jesse [GM]	so um nortel
02:55:01:29	02:55:03:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m, I’m okay with that.
02:55:03:11	02:55:06:26	Chris [TBD]	She starts making out with whatever she sees when she’s high. You’ve got to be careful
02:55:05:27	02:55:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	She’s like That statue over there
02:55:07:11	02:55:17:27	Jesse [GM]	so uh norto last time that you wrestled amla uh you had to be a 19 uh and he went three rounds with him right
02:55:11:18	02:55:11:29	Chris [TBD]	Morty
02:55:12:08	02:55:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
02:55:17:27	02:55:28:03	Jesse [GM]	you got to choose any feet same thing but now that you’ve drunk from the chalice this morning uh that’s going to drop to 15th at dc so um so but you’re gonna go through
02:55:25:08	02:55:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	Alright
02:55:27:07	02:55:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	Is he there warmed up in like early morning. Yeah, early morning, right?
02:55:28:03	02:55:35:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah yeah oh yeah he’s an early riser yeah he’s already prayed yeah he’s totally sanctified and ready to go
02:55:36:06	02:55:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll see how holy he is after this. Okay, does he see me coming?
02:55:37:09	02:55:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	are you just gonna go back and like sock him across the head he’s just like in this in like the seats
02:55:40:26	02:55:41:27	Jesse [GM]	no
02:55:47:05	02:55:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s got his scriptures out and conferences running in his headphones
02:55:49:17	02:55:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	he’s like in middle of prayer and you’re gonna go hit him across the head
02:55:52:29	02:55:54:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:55:53:18	02:55:54:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:55:54:01	02:55:55:22	Brin [Basil]	I’ve never been more proud.
02:55:56:06	02:56:01:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just gonna take a WWE move and just take a folding chair
02:55:56:21	02:55:57:25	Chris [TBD]	That’s true, that is true
02:56:02:14	02:56:03:20	Brin [Basil]	A folding chair!
02:56:04:22	02:56:07:20	Jesse [GM]	what’s the equivalent of a medieval folding chair
02:56:10:14	02:56:11:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a log
02:56:11:06	02:56:12:29	Brin [Basil]	A three-legged stool?
02:56:12:27	02:56:16:21	Jesse [GM]	perfect yes it’s in the weapons pile there’s a stump that you can use
02:56:20:06	02:56:21:16	Jesse [GM]	okay go for it
02:56:22:02	02:56:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	with my incredible
02:56:25:12	02:56:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	unarmed strike bonus that’s at 25 to hit
02:56:27:18	02:56:36:27	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh wow yeah Amla is not even going to make like a challenging roll or anything no
02:56:34:01	02:56:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	kill him
02:56:35:17	02:56:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	Basil!
02:56:38:00	02:56:39:28	Dave [Xeros]	like he’s literally
02:56:38:15	02:56:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	I may have gone overboard
02:56:40:07	02:56:42:27	Brin [Basil]	Even though I’m pissed, I’m interested.
02:56:43:01	02:56:43:17	Jesse [GM]	supercharged
02:56:43:20	02:56:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	saying something along the lines of dear moon goddess, bless my friends Nortle and Fowlclaw and Basil.
02:56:55:02	02:56:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	And then you hit him over the head with a freaking…
02:56:56:05	02:57:07:20	Steve [Nortle]	forgive my enemies for they know not what to do all right
02:56:58:12	02:57:01:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:57:03:08	02:57:09:22	Jesse [GM]	thankfully Amla he’s still very young, he’s also very malleable so when you hit him he’s very
02:57:07:20	02:57:15:00	Steve [Nortle]	spry how about round two
02:57:11:03	02:57:11:20	Jesse [GM]	flexible
02:57:16:11	02:57:17:01	Jesse [GM]	and ready to go
02:57:24:04	02:57:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	I guess it’s a good thing Morty wasn’t there.
02:57:26:22	02:57:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to go find him. That’s where I’m headed right now.
02:57:28:07	02:57:30:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’s where you two are going.
02:57:30:14	02:57:41:11	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. I’m still in your hat. I think at this moment, I could pop any moment to full size and crush you. So we need to be wary of
02:57:30:18	02:57:33:18	Brin [Basil]	No, no, I’m still in your hat.
02:57:32:02	02:57:32:19	Steve [Nortle]	No?
02:57:33:28	02:57:34:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:57:34:03	02:57:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	Are they at this moment?
02:57:37:23	02:57:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:57:41:21	02:57:43:13	Chris [TBD]	your next moves.
02:57:43:10	02:57:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, got to be on top of that.
02:57:44:24	02:57:48:00	Jesse [GM]	all right amma is going to retaliate um he’s gonna
02:57:45:11	02:57:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, on my next attack if I fail You come back Cav
02:57:50:06	02:57:51:29	Chris [TBD]	I come back to the full size.
02:57:53:11	02:57:56:09	Jesse [GM]	so round two he’s uh retaliating he’s
02:57:57:13	02:58:01:24	Jesse [GM]	you’ve like knocked the prayer right out of him but he
02:58:02:29	02:58:09:05	Jesse [GM]	he still has, like when you hit him all of his possessions kind of go flying right? And conveniently
02:58:06:27	02:58:07:27	Chris [TBD]	It’s like Sonic
02:58:06:27	02:58:10:15	Brin [Basil]	it’s like Sonic He’s getting hit by the rings.
02:58:09:07	02:58:10:15	Chris [TBD]	getting hit by the rings
02:58:10:20	02:58:13:22	Jesse [GM]	ding! Yeah. All of his gold is gone.
02:58:15:15	02:58:16:19	Jesse [GM]	But conveniently
02:58:16:02	02:58:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	Eros magically shows up and grabs it all
02:58:18:07	02:58:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:18:07	02:58:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:58:18:11	02:58:18:28	Chris [TBD]	No!
02:58:18:27	02:58:19:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:58:22:01	02:58:28:29	Jesse [GM]	his books of scripture they land open and he sees some of the words on the page about
02:58:30:05	02:58:32:15	Jesse [GM]	no, the opposite
02:58:30:12	02:58:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	other cheek
02:58:32:13	02:58:34:19	Steve [Nortle]	how vengeance shall be his, saith the Lord.
02:58:34:06	02:58:34:24	Jesse [GM]	there you go
02:58:34:17	02:58:36:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:36:02	02:58:38:08	Jesse [GM]	so he’s using his religion for this
02:58:37:17	02:58:48:15	Chris [TBD]	I understand now That was probably the best way to
02:58:38:12	02:58:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:58:38:12	02:58:40:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:38:22	02:58:40:00	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:58:40:00	02:58:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	Bring the lamentations
02:58:40:03	02:58:42:11	Brin [Basil]	Bring the emanations of children!
02:58:40:05	02:58:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	Bring the lamentation of their children! It is a sweet savour to my nostrils.
02:58:41:18	02:58:43:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:43:27	02:58:44:12	Jesse [GM]	sweet
02:58:48:15	02:58:53:20	Chris [TBD]	justify using the religion role I’ve ever seen. Well done. That was great.
02:58:53:12	02:59:03:14	Jesse [GM]	he gets a plus five to religion because he is the man oh my gosh yeah, he’s still dazed uh, so it’s not a very strong hit so
02:58:55:10	02:58:55:23	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:58:56:03	02:58:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	that’s what happened for the children’s crusade too
02:59:00:27	02:59:01:15	Chris [TBD]	So,
02:59:03:14	02:59:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not a punch, that’s the sign of the cross. Come on, let’s do this!
02:59:07:05	02:59:09:08	Jesse [GM]	an 8 so if you can beat an 8
02:59:09:11	02:59:12:05	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, so I’m going to swing back and I’m gonna do
02:59:13:12	02:59:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	very… I’m going to do the This is Sparta move where it’s just like one straight kick right into the muddy pit
02:59:25:11	02:59:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a nat 20
02:59:26:11	02:59:27:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god.
02:59:28:05	02:59:29:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:59:28:21	02:59:31:12	Steve [Nortle]	plus 6 26
02:59:30:05	02:59:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	as two hits so like i think that’s the mastery right there
02:59:32:29	02:59:33:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:59:34:06	02:59:36:09	Chris [TBD]	you can just take your
02:59:34:27	02:59:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	you you just kicked the religion out of amla
02:59:37:12	02:59:45:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I can see his soul depart his body It’s when Doctor Strange gets punched into the astral pain
02:59:44:16	02:59:52:03	Jesse [GM]	exactly yeah uh yeah you have mastered the feet you’ve grappled you have
02:59:51:20	02:59:54:03	Brin [Basil]	Now let’s devise a way to take it from him.
02:59:54:08	02:59:55:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:59:54:08	02:59:57:11	Jesse [GM]	you still have yours
02:59:55:15	03:00:05:20	Brin [Basil]	Come on! Let’s think of something that we can do To make it worse I have an idea
03:00:00:18	03:00:05:02	Jesse [GM]	oh man okay okay uh you should also your feet
03:00:05:20	03:00:11:12	Brin [Basil]	I have one idea Let’s make it so he can’t use it
03:00:11:18	03:00:15:06	Jesse [GM]	booing uh nortle this whole time that he’s wrestling trying to master his
03:00:14:27	03:00:19:12	Brin [Basil]	100% Even though I’m very proud Of the this is Sparta move
03:00:15:26	03:00:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	you’re not impressed it would actually be a 26
03:00:20:24	03:00:27:29	Jesse [GM]	have a 25 just now a 26 so pick whatever ability you want to try and
03:00:26:29	03:00:28:12	Brin [Basil]	You got it
03:00:29:20	03:00:34:20	Jesse [GM]	deflect this blow this attack that’s coming towards amla maybe you can distract him with
03:00:34:20	03:00:42:24	Jesse [GM]	something but if you roll higher than 26 he hasn’t mastered it i thought you had a plus seven
03:00:38:11	03:00:38:23	Brin [Basil]	possible
03:00:40:15	03:00:41:20	Steve [Nortle]	have anything that’s plus 6
03:00:42:25	03:00:47:09	Brin [Basil]	i do have a plus seven acrobatics
03:00:43:25	03:00:52:28	Jesse [GM]	oh to what oh yeah so you’re gonna try and jump in between them and like deflect his his uh oncoming attack
03:00:47:09	03:01:00:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah you’ve
03:00:56:21	03:00:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	You’re not there
03:00:58:02	03:00:59:22	Chris [TBD]	You didn’t even see it!
03:01:00:25	03:01:06:26	Brin [Basil]	been excused i no i didn’t it’s fine
03:01:05:16	03:01:07:12	Jesse [GM]	okay but you did try and
03:01:06:26	03:01:14:07	Brin [Basil]	i got an unnatural 20 just to say yeah that’s not bad
03:01:09:16	03:01:19:07	Jesse [GM]	and then natural 20 oh okay yeah that is pretty good I’m not gonna make you take damage or anything for this but uh
03:01:10:08	03:01:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not bad
03:01:11:29	03:01:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s a good roll.
03:01:18:01	03:01:22:16	Brin [Basil]	all right
03:01:20:00	03:01:31:25	Jesse [GM]	because he got a natural 20 um but you did jump in between him and Amla so I feel like you did get hit but yeah yeah I think you used Basil as like some sort of like uh furry cannonball
03:01:24:06	03:01:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	Ninja kick the damn rabbit
03:01:29:13	03:01:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	Furry cannonball
03:01:31:25	03:01:37:05	Jesse [GM]	some sort projectile that injured Amla quite a bit yeah Amla
03:01:36:08	03:01:40:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like Sonic using tails. There you go.
03:01:37:24	03:01:39:17	Brin [Basil]	there we go
03:01:38:07	03:01:41:02	Chris [TBD]	There we go, full circle.
03:01:38:16	03:01:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	What else is
03:01:40:25	03:01:42:15	Brin [Basil]	my tail is this big
03:01:43:26	03:01:50:29	Jesse [GM]	Amla would bow to you because he does respect the religion out of you right now
03:01:44:07	03:01:45:09	Steve [Nortle]	To scale
03:01:52:02	03:02:03:29	Jesse [GM]	but he is unconscious and there are other students tending to him probably carrying him to the hospital
03:01:59:24	03:02:01:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oopsie doopsie
03:02:04:05	03:02:04:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
03:02:05:18	03:02:16:16	Jesse [GM]	Nico is there she observes your guys’s uh mastery of these feats so quickly and she’s like astonished she’s impressed yeah
03:02:20:09	03:02:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	Someone’s little jaded guys.
03:02:25:23	03:02:29:28	Brin [Basil]	heal you but unfortunately the odds of that have gone down
03:02:30:16	03:02:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	Actually they’ve gone up. It was 10 before, and now it’s like 7 to 14.
03:02:32:24	03:02:42:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah you still have seven to fourteen yeah it’s pretty good range no no no for the next day
03:02:35:18	03:02:41:01	Brin [Basil]	for the next 29 minutes that’s great
03:02:37:23	03:02:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:02:39:29	03:02:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, TBD, did you see what I just did?
03:02:43:14	03:02:45:25	Jesse [GM]	because you drank from
03:02:45:20	03:02:48:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, hey, do you need to get down?
03:02:48:21	03:02:49:19	Chris [TBD]	I can hold it anymore.
03:02:49:11	03:02:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	All right!
03:02:50:24	03:02:52:08	Brin [Basil]	Boom, I go full side.
03:02:50:29	03:02:52:14	Chris [TBD]	Boom! I go full size again.
03:02:51:27	03:02:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	I toss my hat. Okay, should we do a roll to see if I get this off in time? I’m going to do an…
03:02:54:18	03:02:55:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:03:01:06	03:03:04:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, this is just going to be my sleight of hand, I think.
03:03:04:11	03:03:07:11	Chris [TBD]	Mine’s just going to be nature because it’s naturally happening, right?
03:03:07:13	03:03:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	22.
03:03:09:01	03:03:14:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh, too bad you got out of the way I’ve got a 17
03:03:12:26	03:03:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	Too bad.
03:03:14:25	03:03:17:05	Steve [Nortle]	So I tossed my miter and then…
03:03:18:01	03:03:18:22	Jesse [GM]	and you
03:03:18:08	03:03:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
03:03:19:29	03:03:21:29	Jesse [GM]	expand and you’re sitting on the miter
03:03:22:09	03:03:23:14	Chris [TBD]	7 feet tall again
03:03:24:03	03:03:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my favorite hat.
03:03:24:21	03:03:27:10	Chris [TBD]	All right. Back to normal.
03:03:27:24	03:03:28:15	Steve [Nortle]	My hat.
03:03:28:24	03:03:33:02	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah. Sorry, man. Oh. Oh.
03:03:30:02	03:03:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
03:03:34:20	03:03:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	Mayonnaise.
03:03:40:15	03:03:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yikes. It’s alright, I’ll uh… They probably have dry cleaners here Okay I’ll just hold it with
03:03:40:26	03:03:41:23	Chris [TBD]	Sorry, Nortle.
03:03:43:03	03:03:44:17	Chris [TBD]	We’ll get this fixed.
03:03:46:09	03:03:46:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:03:49:01	03:03:50:13	Chris [TBD]	It’s just a little smushed.
03:03:51:04	03:03:54:18	Steve [Nortle]	one finger Alright thanks
03:03:58:19	03:03:59:25	Jesse [GM]	that’s two feet down
03:03:59:12	03:03:59:29	Chris [TBD]	Sorry.
03:03:59:25	03:04:13:08	Jesse [GM]	So you, TBD, now
03:04:02:16	03:04:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	Woof. Woof!
03:04:04:11	03:04:06:26	Chris [TBD]	Is that just your excuse to put your Pope hat back on?
03:04:09:05	03:04:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	Tricorn hat now
03:04:10:15	03:04:11:07	Chris [TBD]	Back off.
03:04:13:08	03:04:17:25	Jesse [GM]	that you’re full -sized, you can easily make your way across campus to the School of Sorcery.
03:04:17:20	03:04:19:18	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to finally do mine. All right.
03:04:18:28	03:04:21:00	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. You can make your weight over there.
03:04:20:23	03:04:21:28	Chris [TBD]	What time is it right now?
03:04:23:03	03:04:31:15	Jesse [GM]	It’s like 830. Yeah. And exam is going to be like 1030 of two hours basically before the exam.
03:04:25:12	03:04:27:10	Chris [TBD]	In the morning, okay.
03:04:30:01	03:04:34:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay, do I need to be like spelled up or anything like that?
03:04:37:09	03:04:37:25	Chris [TBD]	Chalice.
03:04:38:08	03:04:43:15	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. So take the chalice with you if Basil will give it to you. I think she’s hoarding it right now, maybe.
03:04:39:26	03:04:45:08	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I got the chalice Oh, I gotta beat with you sister
03:04:46:00	03:04:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, Bobbs.
03:04:48:15	03:04:50:07	Steve [Nortle]	have, you now have a beef
03:04:49:00	03:04:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not here. I am not even here.
03:04:51:20	03:04:53:11	Brin [Basil]	Then shut up!
03:04:53:28	03:04:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m checking
03:04:55:00	03:04:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m checking on Morty.
03:04:58:25	03:05:10:23	Jesse [GM]	Cool. Okay, so on your way over to the School of Sorcery you run into Grunch. Like when you enter the school and he’s there Oh, it’s slung over his shoulder
03:05:08:13	03:05:08:28	Chris [TBD]	my axe
03:05:10:05	03:05:10:29	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
03:05:10:17	03:05:12:19	Chris [TBD]	Yes Dude
03:05:10:23	03:05:22:10	Jesse [GM]	And he’s like, dude! He’s just the guy I’ve been looking for man and so uh he uh throws it over his shoulder uh oh i didn’t upload the picture maybe i’ll find
03:05:11:29	03:05:12:23	Brin [Basil]	Dude!
03:05:14:19	03:05:15:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay
03:05:22:10	03:05:33:27	Jesse [GM]	it uh um but anyway yeah he takes it off his shoulder and you now have you know how uh kiss the guy has the axe guitar right that’s essentially what your guitar looks like now
03:05:29:19	03:05:31:27	Brin [Basil]	Yes, I do. Yes, that’s it.
03:05:29:24	03:05:31:27	Chris [TBD]	Yes, I do Yes, I do.
03:05:33:24	03:05:34:29	Chris [TBD]	Most excellent.
03:05:33:27	03:05:45:08	Jesse [GM]	but you have this blue glowing blade as part of uh bulkities okay um and the note i put the notes
03:05:37:27	03:05:38:15	Chris [TBD]	Beautiful.
03:05:40:15	03:05:42:19	Chris [TBD]	Both of these upgraded.
03:05:45:08	03:05:55:26	Jesse [GM]	in the item so you should be able to see in under your character in there but it basically doubles like the damage it could do before is kind of like how it goes
03:05:54:09	03:05:55:03	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah!
03:05:55:26	03:05:58:10	Jesse [GM]	there’s a little bit more to it but you can read through it so
03:05:57:29	03:06:03:27	Chris [TBD]	Did you actually put it in to the item that I have equipped?
03:06:05:01	03:06:09:25	Jesse [GM]	uh no it’s just the notes just a description telling you what it does I didn’t, I’m not that
03:06:09:23	03:06:20:03	Chris [TBD]	Axe Blade. Dude, rad. Okay, I’ll take the time to upgrade it in the actual stats and stuff. Send it to me and I’ll put it here.
03:06:14:23	03:06:18:21	Jesse [GM]	I’m so mad I forgot the image. The image is sweet and I forgot to
03:06:20:23	03:06:22:23	Chris [TBD]	Thank you. That’s great, man.
03:06:22:25	03:06:34:00	Jesse [GM]	so yeah Grunchy’s like man here’s your guitar he’s like hey where’s your other buddy I got all, I got a bunch of their stuff lockers you guys wanted me to go, your friend he didn’t have any pants, he didn’T bring any pants
03:06:32:16	03:06:32:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
03:06:34:00	03:06:45:14	Jesse [GM]	to school or something and so i yeah he’s got so he’s like a mix of items like there’s stuff that does belong to you guys there’s other
03:06:34:08	03:06:36:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m putting my cape right back on.
03:06:36:15	03:06:37:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:44:29	03:06:45:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:45:14	03:06:51:28	Jesse [GM]	things that doesn’t don’t doesn’t belong to right and he kind of hands it all over to you it’s just like general like clothing
03:06:46:11	03:06:47:03	Brin [Basil]	Nice, nice.
03:06:46:11	03:06:47:04	Chris [TBD]	Nice, nice.
03:06:53:23	03:07:05:12	Chris [TBD]	Before he does… Or before we hand this off to the other people I want to try to extract something and I’m going to let you know what it is And I’m gonna roll sleight of hand to see if it’s successful
03:07:06:01	03:07:12:13	Jesse [GM]	okay you’re gonna try and extract information from grunge
03:07:12:23	03:07:15:21	Chris [TBD]	Non-information Something out of Eros’ pants
03:07:17:12	03:07:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	don’t touch my pants
03:07:19:22	03:07:28:25	Jesse [GM]	you look for eros’s pants in the pile there’s other pairs of pants but no cargo pants yeah uh-huh
03:07:21:02	03:07:28:03	Brin [Basil]	oh okay they’re not there okay but no cargo
03:07:21:09	03:07:23:10	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay They’re not there?
03:07:23:01	03:07:24:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:07:23:01	03:07:24:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:07:23:21	03:07:24:19	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:07:25:23	03:07:37:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay but no cargo pants there’s just like old uh capris 1990
03:07:27:23	03:07:30:26	Dave [Xeros]	there’s a lot of ladies underwear in there as well he’s like
03:07:33:26	03:07:37:24	Jesse [GM]	a lot of like his jock straps and stuff are like mixed in there
03:07:36:24	03:07:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	1990s capris yeah
03:07:37:02	03:07:39:07	Chris [TBD]	capris they’re hitting again
03:07:41:23	03:07:43:02	Jesse [GM]	no Eros pants
03:07:47:08	03:07:50:03	Chris [TBD]	i’m impressed i guess probably pastor generation
03:07:48:13	03:07:51:12	Brin [Basil]	Never will be, never have been.
03:07:51:18	03:08:03:11	Jesse [GM]	Grunch is like he’s handing over all your stuff and everything he just assumes all this is your guys’ he’s like man you guys had some crazy stuff in your lockers pulls out the book of chronomancy
03:08:04:17	03:08:12:25	Jesse [GM]	this book was crazy I was cramming for the test this morning for like eight minutes straight. Eight minutes straight,
03:08:09:05	03:08:12:18	Chris [TBD]	you were reading it did you understand the language
03:08:14:16	03:08:26:12	Jesse [GM]	because he’s on purple filth 24-7. He’s like, man, I was seeing all kinds of stuff. Every time I opened this book, I feel really prepared for the exam today.
03:08:17:13	03:08:18:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah.
03:08:21:13	03:08:23:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:08:26:12	03:08:33:19	Chris [TBD]	It’s like in another language. That’s impressive man. Thank you and I’m going to pull out a back room and secure it.
03:08:26:17	03:08:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:08:26:21	03:08:27:20	Jesse [GM]	Really prepared.
03:08:29:27	03:08:38:09	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, he doesn’t know what it is but yeah, he hands it over to you. Okay, cool.
03:08:33:28	03:08:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:08:37:23	03:08:40:04	Chris [TBD]	Alright so I have the book then. Awesome.
03:08:41:18	03:08:49:29	Jesse [GM]	And if you want to tell him To go try again for Eros’ pants He’ll probably Go search against it since he didn’t find me the first time So
03:08:49:29	03:08:51:13	Chris [TBD]	I don’t want him to do that.
03:08:53:16	03:08:59:01	Jesse [GM]	Alright, alright He’s like great, great See you at the exam brother He takes off
03:08:59:05	03:09:01:16	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Oh thank you!
03:09:02:10	03:09:09:23	Jesse [GM]	Whoa! Yeah He’s screaming down the hallway He’s ready to go Okay so you arrive at the school of sorcery And
03:09:11:01	03:09:11:27	Jesse [GM]	There is
03:09:13:12	03:09:23:18	Jesse [GM]	a corridor that you find and it resembles something of basically a shooting range okay uh and there’s all these targets
03:09:23:18	03:09:32:24	Jesse [GM]	and like torn up you know whatever destroyed smoldering things down all lengths with the corridor this is where people practice their ranged spells
03:09:32:24	03:09:39:24	Jesse [GM]	um and so your uh feat was spell sniper right
03:09:40:27	03:09:46:15	Chris [TBD]	Is that what it was? Yes, Spell Sniper. Because there’s also Sharpshooter but it was Spell Sniaper that I wanted to. Yes.
03:09:47:18	03:09:50:13	Jesse [GM]	so so yeah you’re at the place to be
03:09:51:20	03:09:58:27	Jesse [GM]	and uh the instructor that was here with eros’s attempt at the hall of hidden things
03:09:59:17	03:10:10:06	Jesse [GM]	same instructor yep yeah and he has like no faith in you uh larynx larensocks i think
03:10:00:03	03:10:03:27	Chris [TBD]	It’s the same guy. What was his name again?
03:10:06:18	03:10:10:29	Chris [TBD]	It was a weird name. Yeah. Laren Sachs. Yeah.
03:10:10:06	03:10:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	He’s not very supportive
03:10:10:06	03:10:11:29	Jesse [GM]	learn sacks yeah that’s the one
03:10:14:04	03:10:19:12	Jesse [GM]	he just rolls his eyes all these students trying to cram at the end of semester right and he’s like there’s no way
03:10:19:15	03:10:20:27	Chris [TBD]	I just enrolled yesterday!
03:10:23:06	03:10:24:26	Jesse [GM]	he doesn’t even say anything to you
03:10:26:16	03:10:27:03	Chris [TBD]	education
03:10:28:16	03:10:31:01	Chris [TBD]	has gone down. What did you say?
03:10:31:15	03:10:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	Since I got here, have I not?
03:10:35:03	03:10:36:07	Chris [TBD]	I’ve learned nothing.
03:10:35:26	03:10:39:08	Jesse [GM]	what are you here for? What are you here to do?
03:10:40:07	03:10:41:18	Chris [TBD]	Well, uh
03:10:42:24	03:10:45:14	Chris [TBD]	I was looking for some friends but we found them
03:10:47:15	03:10:56:16	Chris [TBD]	Turns out the friends we made along the way were the friends we had all along Is that how the saying goes? Not even close
03:10:47:29	03:10:50:27	Jesse [GM]	That’s great. That’s what school is for finding friends
03:10:55:16	03:10:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	No, but that’s a very TBD way of saying it.
03:10:57:23	03:11:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	I think You knocked it out Of the
03:10:59:03	03:11:00:26	Jesse [GM]	have this tattooed on your peck or something?
03:11:00:03	03:11:03:06	Chris [TBD]	No, no I’ve got a I’ve got a…
03:11:01:18	03:11:02:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:11:02:07	03:11:07:24	Brin [Basil]	What city am i in again?
03:11:02:13	03:11:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	It’s written in his set list on the back of his guitar. That’s what he says at every place.
03:11:06:16	03:11:08:11	Chris [TBD]	What city am I in again? Okay.
03:11:08:25	03:11:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s right. Idiots! Yeah!
03:11:09:23	03:11:10:15	Jesse [GM]	That’s right.
03:11:11:25	03:11:12:06	Chris [TBD]	Idiots!
03:11:15:07	03:11:15:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah,
03:11:16:20	03:11:20:26	Chris [TBD]	what’s this range here? Tell me about it. What am I looking at? This is intriguing to me.
03:11:20:19	03:11:24:12	Jesse [GM]	This is where students practice their ranged spells
03:11:25:27	03:11:31:24	Jesse [GM]	if you would like to make an attempt to practice any sort of ranged magic this is the place to do it
03:11:32:11	03:11:35:14	Chris [TBD]	Practice, huh? Yeah, I could give it a go. Give it a goal.
03:11:36:07	03:11:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just naturally like that.
03:11:37:17	03:11:39:13	Jesse [GM]	However you should know
03:11:37:24	03:11:37:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:11:41:08	03:11:50:08	Jesse [GM]	I mean range spells are very powerful magic obviously hopefully you know, I don’t know what you know and don’t no. It doesn’t seem like you know anything
03:11:47:26	03:11:55:16	Chris [TBD]	TBD’s going to stand there and start like flexing his muscles and be like yep, the wrinkles. I know.
03:11:50:29	03:11:52:12	Steve [Nortle]	The Uncle Rico pose?
03:11:52:27	03:11:55:17	Brin [Basil]	I know!
03:11:53:22	03:11:54:13	Jesse [GM]	He’s like
03:11:56:26	03:11:59:03	Jesse [GM]	he’s like You’re welcome to practice however if
03:12:00:07	03:12:10:22	Jesse [GM]	you do not have the skill your spell can go awry and could potentially hit another creature nearby as well Could recoil so you just need to be aware of
03:12:10:22	03:12:13:22	Jesse [GM]	the consequences. We’re liable, I have to say that real quick
03:12:14:15	03:12:18:23	Chris [TBD]	You mean I don’t have to sign anything? Sweet! And then he just goes right for it.
03:12:17:24	03:12:24:29	Jesse [GM]	you signed the honor agreement or the integrity code Yeah yeah yeah it’s included in there Yeah he has to tell you that
03:12:20:13	03:12:21:28	Chris [TBD]	Oh, that includes it? Okay.
03:12:22:12	03:12:23:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:12:22:22	03:12:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:12:24:22	03:12:26:02	Steve [Nortle]	And I think Nortle signed
03:12:27:18	03:12:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	everyone.
03:12:28:23	03:12:29:19	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
03:12:29:20	03:12:31:07	Jesse [GM]	Yep Okay
03:12:31:11	03:12:31:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:12:33:02	03:12:42:19	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to be 100% honest meta. I do not remember what the feat Spell Sniper does other than just extend the distance of this spell, right?
03:12:43:26	03:12:54:24	Jesse [GM]	Um yeah so when you learn the spell uh you can cast uh when you cast the spell that requires you to make an attack roll
03:12:44:10	03:12:45:05	Chris [TBD]	Of ranged?
03:12:54:24	03:13:05:24	Jesse [GM]	the spells range is doubled your ranged spell attacks ignore half cover and three quarter cover okay and if you master this i’ve modified a little bit like another little bonus
03:12:59:21	03:13:01:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, cool.
03:13:05:02	03:13:08:09	Steve [Nortle]	Goes from a sniper bullet to like, hand grenade basically.
03:13:07:06	03:13:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty much.
03:13:07:26	03:13:10:03	Chris [TBD]	It’s a shotgun that has long range.
03:13:10:08	03:13:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a long-range grenade.
03:13:14:00	03:13:21:11	Jesse [GM]	um you also as a bonus You learn one cantrip that requires an attack roll.
03:13:21:10	03:13:22:07	Chris [TBD]	Cool.
03:13:22:18	03:13:32:15	Jesse [GM]	You can choose the cantrip from Bard, Cleric, but some other things. But you will be subject to wild surge like Falclaw when he rolls a 1.
03:13:32:22	03:13:35:19	Jesse [GM]	There can be some consequences if it doesn’t work out.
03:13:32:29	03:13:36:04	Chris [TBD]	Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
03:13:36:11	03:13:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	He shrinks and then he turns into a pillar of light.
03:13:36:26	03:13:39:09	Dave [Xeros]	He shrinks and then…
03:13:40:29	03:13:42:06	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, exactly.
03:13:42:00	03:13:42:26	Chris [TBD]	Cool.
03:13:43:20	03:13:51:10	Jesse [GM]	All right. Let me try and find… Why is music so hard up? everything’s so ambient
03:13:44:03	03:13:46:03	Chris [TBD]	I’m ready. I am ready.
03:13:59:15	03:14:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	a Superman 2 vibe
03:13:59:17	03:14:02:20	Brin [Basil]	TBD’s gonna sit there kind of uh…
03:13:59:29	03:14:04:17	Chris [TBD]	TBD is going to sit there kind of gathering his thoughts,
03:14:03:25	03:14:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like we need to have flying cars.
03:14:04:17	03:14:12:09	Chris [TBD]	his meditations he’ll be sitting there breathing deep
03:14:09:02	03:14:11:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, did I come? I came with him, right?
03:14:09:29	03:14:17:28	Jesse [GM]	uh yeah you’re here with him definitely yeah
03:14:12:09	03:14:19:24	Chris [TBD]	hey nordal we got our stuff back check it
03:14:16:02	03:14:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. T-B-T! Go! Go!
03:14:20:07	03:14:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s awesome. Yeah. Hey, keep up that meditation. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe out, breathe out, breathe out. Breathe out… Breathe out…!
03:14:33:10	03:14:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, you need me to tune… Okay, I’m tuning it. I’m turning your guitar.
03:14:35:15	03:14:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t say anything.
03:14:36:19	03:14:39:16	Brin [Basil]	That’s right, no speaking.
03:14:39:10	03:14:40:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, breathe in, breathe on.
03:14:41:27	03:14:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a good roadie.
03:14:42:29	03:14:52:25	Jesse [GM]	So before you had the chalice You would have four attempts to master The spell and you just You’re rolling like abilities same thing Whatever abilities you want to use while you’re casting a spell To learn it
03:14:53:15	03:15:02:21	Jesse [GM]	Without the chалice you had to beat an 18 But now that you’ve drunk from the chals this morning You only have to beat a 14 And you have four attacks to master the feat. Okay?
03:15:04:17	03:15:10:24	Jesse [GM]	But yeah, if you fail you could hit Nortle, Basil they’re there with you There’s some other students walking around
03:15:13:23	03:15:18:19	Jesse [GM]	Yeah Dave, you can be another student who’s walking around in case we need to You can decide
03:15:19:06	03:15:21:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:15:19:25	03:15:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:15:21:23	03:15:23:25	Jesse [GM]	You can’t beat Morty You can’T beat MortY
03:15:25:17	03:15:37:03	Chris [TBD]	get the campus security we found him we found him him okay uh yeah so
03:15:27:16	03:15:28:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:15:27:16	03:15:29:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:15:30:29	03:15:34:27	Dave [Xeros]	so you’re
03:15:31:17	03:15:42:26	Brin [Basil]	oh gosh okay uh yeah so i imagine
03:15:35:11	03:15:46:22	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah so you basically choose whatever ability you want to roll for uh you have four attempts you need to yeah target it’s like think hercules
03:15:41:02	03:15:45:06	Chris [TBD]	I imagine the target’s like moving back and forth or something
03:15:46:22	03:15:52:27	Jesse [GM]	you know when he’s punching all the targets and everything all the dummies and stuff that’s kind of the obstacle course that’s in front of you right yeah
03:15:56:06	03:15:58:11	Chris [TBD]	my honing
03:15:58:16	03:16:01:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re shooting from your guitar yeah
03:16:02:02	03:16:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	i’ve i just restrung it and retuned standard tuning half step down though because i know how you like playing And just in the range. Yep, yep.
03:16:08:24	03:16:12:21	Chris [TBD]	little just so I can hit the notes when I sing
03:16:13:08	03:16:14:08	Steve [Nortle]	So I got you.
03:16:14:03	03:16:15:11	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
03:16:16:28	03:16:18:28	Chris [TBD]	I wonder how many bands actually do that?
03:16:20:16	03:16:31:07	Steve [Nortle]	I know a couple for an exchange student.
03:16:24:09	03:16:25:04	Dave [Xeros]	giant come from?
03:16:26:13	03:16:28:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh, this is the other student.
03:16:32:23	03:16:33:21	Steve [Nortle]	Look at the beard.
03:16:34:15	03:16:41:10	Chris [TBD]	Okay. I’m going to keep it simple and I’m gonna use my investigation
03:16:35:27	03:16:37:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s religious exception.
03:16:41:10	03:16:47:05	Chris [TBD]	to eye the target, concentrate on it, zero in and zone in on it
03:16:46:04	03:16:48:03	Steve [Nortle]	Also those muscles are just for show.
03:16:49:23	03:16:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I can tell.
03:16:50:01	03:16:59:06	Chris [TBD]	And I can hear you! I’m trying to concentrate, and I pull out my new both of these
03:16:53:21	03:16:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, sorry.
03:16:59:08	03:17:01:27	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, power chords are just playing the guitar.
03:17:00:21	03:17:10:08	Chris [TBD]	and start examining the guitar itself, investigating it. And I feel the perfect balance. I hold out one finger, and then I lay it across,
03:17:06:05	03:17:06:26	Jesse [GM]	Yep.
03:17:12:15	03:17:15:02	Chris [TBD]	I found that exact spot that it has to be.
03:17:14:11	03:17:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	Like Thanos with a little…
03:17:16:26	03:17:20:09	Brin [Basil]	Now I fling my fingers forward and hit the screen.
03:17:17:01	03:17:20:09	Chris [TBD]	And then I fling my fingers forward and hit the strings,
03:17:20:03	03:17:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	he also
03:17:22:19	03:17:32:14	Chris [TBD]	and I get a net one.
03:17:26:13	03:17:28:06	Jesse [GM]	what did you roll a one
03:17:27:20	03:17:36:06	Brin [Basil]	No way! No way!!
03:17:32:00	03:17:33:09	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:17:34:09	03:17:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	gets wild magic surge he gets both you are using it no, you’re practicing the feet right now
03:17:37:03	03:17:41:15	Chris [TBD]	I think it’s only when I’m using it. If I get the feet.
03:17:37:07	03:17:40:22	Steve [Nortle]	You are using it!
03:17:39:12	03:17:40:03	Brin [Basil]	No way.
03:17:44:20	03:17:46:01	Chris [TBD]	I guess you’re right, yeah.
03:17:45:06	03:17:47:20	Jesse [GM]	you two are present for this
03:17:48:06	03:17:50:06	Chris [TBD]	So I end up just punching the guitar.
03:17:50:03	03:17:52:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:17:52:23	03:17:54:06	Jesse [GM]	your nice new guitar
03:17:55:19	03:17:57:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh!
03:17:55:25	03:17:58:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m like on-the-floor rolling laughing.
03:17:57:24	03:18:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the wild magic table? does he have to roll
03:17:59:22	03:18:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	What did you do to roll? Yeah, I’m pulling it up. You roll a D100.
03:18:00:21	03:18:02:15	Jesse [GM]	Steve’s gonna have to help us with wild magic
03:18:04:05	03:18:07:09	Chris [TBD]	And then I shrink of course so I’m seven inches tall again.
03:18:04:27	03:18:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	wow
03:18:06:29	03:18:11:13	Jesse [GM]	your finger you like turn into where your finger is and the guitar just lands on
03:18:10:27	03:18:11:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:18:10:27	03:18:12:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:18:11:28	03:18:12:08	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
03:18:13:13	03:18:18:18	Brin [Basil]	He’s holding it like this yeah that’s it i’m like
03:18:14:22	03:18:16:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:18:15:23	03:18:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	those muscles really were for show weren’t they
03:18:16:11	03:18:17:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah that’s it.
03:18:17:26	03:18:20:05	Steve [Nortle]	i told you I did say so
03:18:21:07	03:18:23:11	Chris [TBD]	It’s like that scene from Jungle Book where
03:18:24:08	03:18:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	Mowgli.
03:18:25:08	03:18:27:04	Chris [TBD]	Blue Bear is holding the temple up.
03:18:29:13	03:18:39:11	Jesse [GM]	um the three of you who are nearby because this spell does not go as planned hit anybody i’m going to need you to make a
03:18:34:21	03:18:35:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, at all.
03:18:39:11	03:18:47:06	Jesse [GM]	uh a dex saving throw um and
03:18:42:17	03:18:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	Saving throw?
03:18:43:15	03:18:51:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m good 19
03:18:47:06	03:18:56:17	Jesse [GM]	you need to beat a 15. You’re good nice okay so you guys dodged
03:18:56:17	03:19:05:15	Jesse [GM]	duck behind the counter just in time oh okay wow okay they go down you don’t realize like this
03:18:56:21	03:18:59:25	Brin [Basil]	please like accidentally kill this student
03:18:57:05	03:18:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	all right chris what did you
03:18:59:09	03:19:01:17	Chris [TBD]	Let’s be honest they were probably prepared for it
03:19:00:23	03:19:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	16.
03:19:05:15	03:19:09:23	Jesse [GM]	lightning bolt is coming and they both grab you and pull you down last minute before it blows
03:19:07:22	03:19:17:01	Brin [Basil]	it’s because we were laughing we all fell down cause we were laughing it went between my ears
03:19:12:04	03:19:15:08	Steve [Nortle]	chris uh what’s your d100 say
03:19:18:17	03:19:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	It singed my hair a little bit as it flew over.
03:19:23:01	03:19:23:17	Chris [TBD]	96
03:19:25:29	03:19:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	you and all creatures within 30 feet of you gain vulnerability to piercing damage for the next minute. So we’ll take… If something sharp comes
03:19:32:28	03:19:35:06	Chris [TBD]	Okay Nothing too crazy
03:19:36:07	03:19:39:15	Brin [Basil]	what about sharp words
03:19:36:20	03:19:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	towards us, we’ll make extra damage.
03:19:38:18	03:19:41:29	Chris [TBD]	What? And I turn as the guitar like axe flies right towards
03:19:41:01	03:19:42:08	Brin [Basil]	you suck
03:19:42:04	03:19:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	Should be fine! Whoa!
03:19:42:21	03:19:50:22	Jesse [GM]	this blade so it’s changed you’ve upgraded from bludgeoning slashing damage
03:19:43:03	03:19:48:04	Chris [TBD]	I guess that would be slicing or bludgeoning. Slashing, yeah.
03:19:45:27	03:19:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’d probably be slashing it.
03:19:50:21	03:19:52:18	Chris [TBD]	Okay, yes, slashing. Awesome, awesome.
03:19:52:04	03:19:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	So that like burned my scalp I’m just going to turn to everyone and say
03:19:55:11	03:19:56:14	Chris [TBD]	Who is this guy?
03:19:56:08	03:20:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	Can anyone heal Anyone here? That thing just burned my head
03:20:00:10	03:20:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	Unfortunately, no one’s a cleric here.
03:20:03:02	03:20:10:24	Brin [Basil]	okay I mean i thought I could and I’m gonna take it
03:20:05:18	03:20:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m giving you the perfect opportunity To just hit this guy in the face
03:20:07:11	03:20:12:20	Chris [TBD]	To punch a random student. He’s playing a random student if you didn’t hear that.
03:20:13:09	03:20:21:01	Brin [Basil]	I know. Alright, just shut up and let me heal you.
03:20:15:19	03:20:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like I grew my hair out for, like, all of freshman year.
03:20:20:16	03:20:22:22	Jesse [GM]	you just have a part now it’s fine
03:20:22:26	03:20:28:10	Brin [Basil]	I rolled an 8. Your hair grows back.
03:20:24:20	03:20:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, that heals.
03:20:27:29	03:20:29:08	Dave [Xeros]	He punched my hair.
03:20:30:19	03:20:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
03:20:30:24	03:20:38:10	Steve [Nortle]	it’s an uppercut that just tears into the hair it’s a different color but you don’t know that
03:20:32:07	03:20:37:21	Chris [TBD]	All right, so I’m seven inches tall.
03:20:33:04	03:20:33:16	Jesse [GM]	back
03:20:35:26	03:20:37:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m 7 inches tall
03:20:37:29	03:20:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve read the stories of this saint before.
03:20:38:01	03:20:38:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:20:40:26	03:20:43:28	Brin [Basil]	Put those follicles right in their place
03:20:43:09	03:20:49:17	Chris [TBD]	Realizing that my investigation, trying to eye the targets was a terrible idea. It didn’t work at all.
03:20:49:11	03:20:50:29	Jesse [GM]	you’re more of a
03:20:49:24	03:20:55:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to blindfold myself exactly.
03:20:50:09	03:20:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	to line okay hey i do i want to remind you though if you
03:20:53:13	03:20:55:05	Jesse [GM]	gut intuition kind of guy
03:20:57:04	03:21:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	want to try to make a constitution saving throw to reverse the shrinking effect like
03:21:03:29	03:21:04:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah.
03:21:04:11	03:21:09:09	Steve [Nortle]	that was part of the rules is that you can try to like regit yeah
03:21:04:25	03:21:21:18	Brin [Basil]	That is not
03:21:07:29	03:21:08:27	Jesse [GM]	fight it
03:21:08:09	03:21:10:14	Chris [TBD]	Counteract it. All right hold on.
03:21:15:21	03:21:17:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh!
03:21:19:16	03:21:20:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:21:21:18	03:21:22:05	Brin [Basil]	possible.
03:21:22:12	03:21:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	wild magic wild magic
03:21:23:11	03:21:24:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:23:29	03:21:25:09	Chris [TBD]	Two 20s in a row.
03:21:26:09	03:21:38:06	Chris [TBD]	two nat ones in a row do i shrink again where did
03:21:27:02	03:21:32:06	Dave [Xeros]	dude how tall you are like microscopic now yes, you do
03:21:27:22	03:21:33:28	Brin [Basil]	Where’d he go?
03:21:30:23	03:21:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	yes you do uh so um what is 90 what is ninety percent of
03:21:34:22	03:21:37:21	Jesse [GM]	the instructor professor there is just like
03:21:37:14	03:21:42:14	Brin [Basil]	I feel like we should leave I don’t think this is a safe spell anymore
03:21:42:24	03:21:50:00	Jesse [GM]	so you were trying to cast it again or were you trying to ward off the size thing okay okay okay
03:21:43:23	03:21:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	inches is like a quarter of an inch
03:21:48:23	03:21:49:18	Chris [TBD]	thing it was just
03:21:48:25	03:21:54:26	Steve [Nortle]	oh he’s the size of his mini you’re now the size of your mini basically
03:21:51:18	03:21:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	you are a quarter
03:21:54:26	03:22:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	and your wild surge give us the D100 roll?
03:21:55:22	03:21:56:08	Jesse [GM]	wow
03:21:56:20	03:22:01:26	Chris [TBD]	life -size TBD doll here so
03:22:04:10	03:22:15:09	Chris [TBD]	do i have to do wild search every time i thought it was only when i was attempting to do the feet it is very funny i mean i’m willing but
03:22:07:21	03:22:10:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s true because you haven’t mastered it. You’re right. Never mind.
03:22:09:03	03:22:16:07	Brin [Basil]	it is very funny i mean i’m willing but that was for the concept
03:22:09:26	03:22:15:09	Jesse [GM]	we said it’s when you mastered but this is really funny too so we won’t make you do it we won’ll make
03:22:12:24	03:22:13:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:22:15:09	03:22:20:15	Chris [TBD]	that was for the concept that wasn’t me attempting to do the thing, but if I’m attempting to do The Thing you bet your
03:22:23:03	03:22:31:02	Chris [TBD]	well I got an idea so I’m going to use athletics now and I am going to load myself in between the strings of the guitar
03:22:31:29	03:22:38:12	Brin [Basil]	and bling myself like a bone arrow towards the target here we go this might work
03:22:32:06	03:22:37:11	Chris [TBD]	and fling myself like a bow and arrow towards the target here we go
03:22:36:05	03:22:36:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:22:36:05	03:22:36:24	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:22:39:09	03:22:43:27	Jesse [GM]	get to add you get
03:22:40:27	03:22:41:10	Chris [TBD]	8
03:22:42:19	03:22:43:17	Chris [TBD]	6 plus 2
03:22:43:27	03:22:52:07	Jesse [GM]	to add oh the eight was total okay everybody
03:22:46:16	03:22:46:29	Chris [TBD]	yeah
03:22:47:26	03:22:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	gosh
03:22:48:07	03:22:52:13	Chris [TBD]	that just wicks me back in the face I can’t hold it
03:22:52:10	03:23:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	like wily coyote 15 this
03:22:54:01	03:23:01:18	Jesse [GM]	everybody uh everybody make a dexterity saving throw real quick 15
03:23:01:29	03:23:09:14	Steve [Nortle]	kid sucks well you have no stats right it’s just flat rolls
03:23:03:16	03:23:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	seven this kid i’m just giving it yeah he’s got no stats it’s just flat roll
03:23:09:22	03:23:12:05	Brin [Basil]	Um, I got a 12.
03:23:10:02	03:23:20:16	Chris [TBD]	anything dexterity okay yeah yeah well
03:23:13:04	03:23:20:25	Jesse [GM]	nice okay so we won’t say that TBD’s spell is at full strength normally if you don’t
03:23:13:11	03:23:15:13	Brin [Basil]	Wasn’t that was the plus?
03:23:20:16	03:23:24:24	Chris [TBD]	plus i’m like an
03:23:21:13	03:23:33:03	Jesse [GM]	beat the 15 and you were going to take 2 d6 damage but you’re gonna take 1 d6 damage yeah you’re an inch tall so you guys are just like it’s like a pinball between the two of you he’s just he’s been flung back and he’s
03:23:33:03	03:23:34:23	Jesse [GM]	going to like bounce it between
03:23:35:11	03:23:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	freshman so how many like hp do i have
03:23:36:26	03:23:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh are you rolling for me okay all right
03:23:39:24	03:23:42:11	Jesse [GM]	oh six wow take six damage
03:23:42:16	03:23:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh i’m gonna roll i’m going to roll yeah i’m in a row 3d6 about how many
03:23:44:25	03:23:47:08	Jesse [GM]	yeah that’s for damage
03:23:45:09	03:23:57:03	Chris [TBD]	much how much hp he has who is this guy
03:23:49:22	03:23:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	yes four he has seven he’s down to one hp
03:23:52:20	03:23:53:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:23:55:09	03:24:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh oh i need to get out of here
03:23:55:22	03:23:56:24	Brin [Basil]	Who is this?
03:23:57:04	03:23:57:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:23:58:18	03:24:05:03	Jesse [GM]	your hair your part your part that just grew back it falls out again when you get hit
03:23:59:04	03:24:02:20	Steve [Nortle]	get out of here yeah you probably should
03:24:00:19	03:24:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh dude you’re
03:24:05:07	03:24:06:06	Brin [Basil]	Hold still
03:24:08:26	03:24:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	either going to kill him or heal him there’s nothing in between
03:24:10:28	03:24:12:17	Steve [Nortle]	there’s nothing in between
03:24:13:05	03:24:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	you will take did you kill him he’s
03:24:15:15	03:24:16:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:24:17:11	03:24:20:21	Brin [Basil]	I rolled a nat 20
03:24:18:17	03:24:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:24:20:24	03:24:24:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:24:22:03	03:24:23:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:24:24:14	03:24:35:06	Jesse [GM]	you try healing him uh and when you punch him you just punch him through the wall he does one of those cartoon where he goes through like 50 walls you know
03:24:26:01	03:24:26:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh no!
03:24:34:03	03:24:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	you you have to roll damage because if you roll damage and it’s more than 14 he’s dead, just straight
03:24:34:24	03:24:35:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh my god!
03:24:35:10	03:24:38:27	Steve [Nortle]	and each one is his body but in a different pose
03:24:38:08	03:24:39:17	Jesse [GM]	yeah exactly
03:24:43:15	03:24:47:06	Brin [Basil]	It’s critical.
03:24:45:07	03:24:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	well, a nat 20 deals total like whatever value you have so like a d6 it starts off at 6 and only goes up from there with like whatever diet
03:24:47:08	03:24:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so doubled yeah
03:24:57:01	03:25:06:14	Brin [Basil]	So this is just unarmed strike, right? So four Four is the total so if it’s doubled then it’s eight
03:24:59:17	03:25:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	not looking
03:25:00:15	03:25:01:26	Jesse [GM]	like left
03:25:03:04	03:25:05:22	Chris [TBD]	For my own safety, I’m out of here.
03:25:07:19	03:25:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	he’s making death saving throws but he’s not dead straight out
03:25:09:20	03:25:10:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:25:09:27	03:25:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	no
03:25:11:24	03:25:12:29	Jesse [GM]	alright you’re like
03:25:12:06	03:25:13:24	Brin [Basil]	Who punched that guy?
03:25:14:12	03:25:19:15	Jesse [GM]	away ok 3 walls prone alright K TBD
03:25:17:27	03:25:20:27	Chris [TBD]	Gosh, I’m going to…
03:25:22:24	03:25:23:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:25:24:25	03:25:26:12	Jesse [GM]	any purple filth with you
03:25:26:29	03:25:34:15	Chris [TBD]	I do not. That was my only one that I used. I don’t do drugs Basil anymore
03:25:28:27	03:25:29:28	Brin [Basil]	Here you go.
03:25:35:16	03:25:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:25:35:18	03:25:37:26	Brin [Basil]	Just do the drugs so you can get those.
03:25:37:07	03:25:40:02	Jesse [GM]	you’ll basically have advantage but you will have to make the concept
03:25:39:11	03:25:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	the thing is he can swim in that bag of purple filth
03:25:43:15	03:25:45:16	Chris [TBD]	of dosage that is there
03:25:43:16	03:25:49:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s right! So I literally just give him a green and shove it up his nose.
03:25:49:10	03:25:52:06	Chris [TBD]	wow picks me up by the cape
03:25:49:18	03:25:50:26	Jesse [GM]	sure yeah
03:25:51:26	03:25:55:29	Brin [Basil]	Hold still. And I’m like…I’m pinning him down with my pinky finger.
03:25:58:02	03:25:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	swallow this
03:26:00:14	03:26:01:24	Brin [Basil]	So I don’t lose
03:26:03:05	03:26:05:23	Brin [Basil]	that portion of filth then. I’m just using
03:26:04:03	03:26:09:03	Jesse [GM]	no no no you just give him a grain he still has a whole dose
03:26:09:02	03:26:15:25	Brin [Basil]	hold still you squirmy little take a deep breath in
03:26:17:05	03:26:18:11	Chris [TBD]	thanks for the reminder
03:26:20:02	03:26:21:05	Chris [TBD]	alright
03:26:22:06	03:26:24:17	Jesse [GM]	right so you have advantage with purple filth now
03:26:24:28	03:26:28:18	Chris [TBD]	Wonderful, thank you. Wait, I got to do the purple filth, right?
03:26:28:15	03:26:34:08	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah you have to see if he wore it off yeah you up to beat a 15 i think sweet okay yeah
03:26:31:28	03:26:32:27	Chris [TBD]	I got it, 19.
03:26:35:03	03:26:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	that role? Literally, dude.
03:26:35:21	03:26:42:04	Chris [TBD]	Well, I’ve rolled two nat 1s in a row. There’s not statistically a high chance I’ll roll it again.
03:26:40:04	03:26:48:08	Brin [Basil]	high ten except that I’ve rolled 320s tonight
03:26:42:08	03:26:43:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course!
03:26:43:17	03:26:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s actually just one in 20
03:26:48:29	03:26:52:09	Jesse [GM]	there is one person in this room who has rolled three ones
03:26:53:11	03:27:03:00	Jesse [GM]	in a row yeah they were the death like they were like the death saving throws and they were like they were all ones
03:26:55:09	03:26:56:10	Chris [TBD]	Was it in a Row?
03:26:56:12	03:26:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s how he died
03:26:57:15	03:26:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	So both…
03:27:00:08	03:27:01:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:27:03:15	03:27:03:27	Chris [TBD]	Amazing.
03:27:03:18	03:27:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s right because Haley had that happen one time and then And that’s how we lost your first guy.
03:27:09:16	03:27:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	that’s how you died yep and here we are an idiocy
03:27:11:06	03:27:16:08	Chris [TBD]	Prengrum died and one thing led to another and here we are at a school and idiots
03:27:18:03	03:27:18:27	Jesse [GM]	all right
03:27:18:24	03:27:27:18	Chris [TBD]	All right, I’m going to TBD
03:27:19:23	03:27:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	kringrum died and zen destroyed the world yada yada
03:27:24:18	03:27:26:21	Steve [Nortle]	Who knew that Zen cared about people?
03:27:27:18	03:27:34:12	Chris [TBD]	in his most high -pitched quiet voice you’ve ever heard is going
03:27:34:12	03:27:44:23	Chris [TBD]	to channel his inner arcana and meditate. And he begins… His eyes begin to glow white.
03:27:45:16	03:27:54:18	Chris [TBD]	There’s a slight aura coming off it. It’s not really noticeable because it’s so small but if you squint yes. Yes!
03:27:51:20	03:27:53:18	Jesse [GM]	little led lights just on the counter
03:27:52:20	03:27:54:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:27:53:26	03:27:54:12	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
03:27:56:00	03:27:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the wishing star
03:27:57:04	03:27:59:20	Brin [Basil]	A book reading light that you’ve clipped your book?
03:27:59:12	03:28:02:06	Chris [TBD]	And this guitar starts to float in front of everyone.
03:28:03:09	03:28:07:09	Chris [TBD]	If someone walked in at that moment, they would just think, oh, there’s a floating guitar right there.
03:28:06:27	03:28:09:02	Jesse [GM]	like takes off his glasses
03:28:12:27	03:28:18:28	Chris [TBD]	And channeling the both of these, I’m going to roll an unnatural 20.
03:28:15:08	03:28:21:14	Brin [Basil]	full a unnatural point excuse me
03:28:18:29	03:28:22:16	Jesse [GM]	yeah nice nice
03:28:20:18	03:28:24:29	Chris [TBD]	Excuse me, 22 plus 7 for O’Connor.
03:28:26:11	03:28:37:15	Chris [TBD]	And you help me describe what it is i’m hitting yeah heck yeah
03:28:28:19	03:28:37:24	Jesse [GM]	so there’s three moving targets swinging back and forth right and you time it perfectly that you hit like you blow through all three of the
03:28:37:15	03:28:44:29	Chris [TBD]	this beautiful purple lightning bolt well it came from the guitar right
03:28:37:24	03:28:49:09	Jesse [GM]	targets uh but no one no one knows where this spell came from the inch the it came from the guitar but the professor is like looking around like there’s nobody here he’s like
03:28:43:21	03:28:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:28:44:29	03:28:55:05	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah it’s that scene from honey i shrunk the kid in the cheerio i’m screaming it was me
03:28:49:09	03:28:51:03	Jesse [GM]	there’s there’s some
03:28:53:09	03:28:54:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:28:54:14	03:28:59:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah exactly he just sees some like frightened animals behind the counter
03:28:59:02	03:29:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:28:59:02	03:29:00:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:28:59:02	03:29:00:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:28:59:27	03:29:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	oh i’m not frightened i’m way too oblivious to be afraid
03:29:03:27	03:29:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s okay he was in the pool guys Yes, he was in the pool.
03:29:04:26	03:29:08:18	Brin [Basil]	So how many attempts do i go?
03:29:06:28	03:29:09:16	Chris [TBD]	so how many attempts do i go okay
03:29:09:25	03:29:16:19	Jesse [GM]	technically have one more if you succeed on this last attempt I’m going to give you one more attempt to master your feet
03:29:17:21	03:29:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	now the spell came from so it was a normal sized spell right like wasn’t an itty bitty little pinprick through three dolls
03:29:29:03	03:29:31:07	Jesse [GM]	no that would have been cool though a laser pointer
03:29:30:22	03:29:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:29:31:11	03:29:32:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:29:33:00	03:29:44:26	Chris [TBD]	uh the shake
03:29:33:09	03:29:33:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:29:37:11	03:29:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	I feel so bad that’s why he’s that size to try go back
03:29:44:00	03:29:44:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:29:44:26	03:29:53:15	Chris [TBD]	off oh yeah yeah yeah the concept yeah it’s all good it’s a far better story than i could have come up with
03:29:53:18	03:29:54:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:29:54:01	03:30:00:22	Chris [TBD]	okay i’m going to well at this size i take a look around me
03:30:06:26	03:30:09:21	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to use my history stat
03:30:11:04	03:30:18:03	Chris [TBD]	and I’m gonna think about my great-great-grandfather, Jacques Bjorn And I’m Gonna Think About All His Accomplishments
03:30:20:05	03:30:30:18	Chris [TBD]	There’s still a hint of mystery there I don’t know where he is or if his body was laid rest But that inspires me His voyages inspire me
03:30:30:18	03:30:36:15	Chris [TBD]	And I’M Gonna Think Of That Happy Memory and think I can fly. Here we go, history.
03:30:40:03	03:30:48:01	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, same thing, little LED light and then both of these is floating again. Come on baby! Alright!
03:30:47:28	03:30:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah.
03:30:49:11	03:30:50:14	Chris [TBD]	That would be a 24.
03:30:50:13	03:31:01:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah nice okay yeah so it’s like the robin hood thing you know when he splits the arrow again right you’ve hit the targets and it just like blows through like the remaining
03:30:56:07	03:30:56:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah yeah yeah
03:30:56:24	03:30:57:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:31:01:04	03:31:09:02	Jesse [GM]	targets behind those you just like it’s just yeah uh -huh accuracy nice yeah the professor
03:31:04:20	03:31:05:04	Chris [TBD]	Pinpoint!
03:31:07:11	03:31:07:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
03:31:09:02	03:31:14:09	Jesse [GM]	is very concerned he doesn’t know what is going on or how this is happening okay
03:31:14:22	03:31:15:14	Chris [TBD]	I like it
03:31:14:24	03:31:23:24	Steve [Nortle]	there’s a bunny who’s just like pointing at this dead student and a turtle with a couple of maracas in the tarot card.
03:31:20:05	03:31:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	With his head in a shell.
03:31:20:21	03:31:22:12	Chris [TBD]	You gotta roll some con saves
03:31:24:10	03:31:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to roll my death saving throws right now. Let’s see how these go.
03:31:28:11	03:31:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	Eight, that’s a fail.
03:31:28:17	03:31:30:07	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not good.
03:31:31:24	03:31:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	That works.
03:31:32:11	03:31:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	Four, that’s a fail Does someone want to try to heal me again?
03:31:35:21	03:31:40:26	Brin [Basil]	No. Yeah, I will if you’ll let me.
03:31:36:15	03:31:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	I’m busy!
03:31:42:09	03:31:44:06	Steve [Nortle]	Just a bunch of misanthropes.
03:31:43:03	03:31:49:20	Chris [TBD]	he’s looking up with his splintered eyes and this fist is coming down right into his face
03:31:44:11	03:31:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like wanna live!
03:31:48:18	03:31:51:13	Brin [Basil]	No, I’m going to stomp on him this time actually.
03:31:51:20	03:31:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’re gonna curb stomp him Oh he’s dead
03:31:53:12	03:31:53:21	Brin [Basil]	Shit.
03:31:56:14	03:32:02:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no He got one save Alright Good job Are you gonna try to stomp him again?
03:32:01:19	03:32:09:04	Chris [TBD]	uh how do they look upon murder at this school Is that a problem?
03:32:04:05	03:32:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:32:08:05	03:32:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	It happened
03:32:09:11	03:32:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	What did you roll
03:32:09:19	03:32:12:19	Brin [Basil]	What is your fault for you? Sixteen.
03:32:10:14	03:32:11:14	Jesse [GM]	this is the school
03:32:13:25	03:32:15:04	Chris [TBD]	We signed the waiver.
03:32:16:00	03:32:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	did you roll it again
03:32:17:03	03:32:25:22	Brin [Basil]	No but i’m about too. I’m trying to find balance shut up it’s really
03:32:24:21	03:32:25:02	Chris [TBD]	Close.
03:32:25:22	03:32:32:15	Brin [Basil]	close if you didn’t screw me over, it would have been success.
03:32:26:15	03:32:26:21	Jesse [GM]	it
03:32:30:13	03:32:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	nope you curb stomped me again but I did succeed this is for all the marbles go for it
03:32:35:13	03:32:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	Chiropractic works
03:32:37:19	03:32:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	what did Brynn, what did you roll
03:32:37:21	03:32:38:20	Brin [Basil]	That’s great.
03:32:37:25	03:32:48:02	Jesse [GM]	i’m picturing i’m pictureing you know like when uh you know like when a cartoon like gets stepped on and he’s like flat and the shoe print is in his face or something that’s what he’s
03:32:39:25	03:32:40:18	Brin [Basil]	Six.
03:32:44:05	03:32:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	yep
03:32:48:02	03:32:51:20	Jesse [GM]	like on the ground right now but it’s a paw print it’s like a little rabbit
03:32:48:03	03:32:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	pretty much right now
03:32:50:14	03:32:53:05	Chris [TBD]	no. No, it’s a basil leaf.
03:32:50:23	03:32:54:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m so sorry! Do you want me to try again?
03:32:55:16	03:32:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s spades at this point
03:32:57:11	03:33:02:00	Jesse [GM]	wait what did you roll last time are you gonna did you add like an ability to it
03:32:58:09	03:32:59:02	Brin [Basil]	six
03:33:02:02	03:33:03:09	Brin [Basil]	I healed him
03:33:05:03	03:33:15:10	Brin [Basil]	eleven I didn’t add any This time I stepped on his face
03:33:05:26	03:33:08:16	Dave [Xeros]	so you put
03:33:11:13	03:33:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	another shoe print on him
03:33:15:10	03:33:18:20	Brin [Basil]	I found the balance eleven
03:33:15:18	03:33:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	he stands up and runs as fast as he can around yeah he’s kind of like
03:33:15:20	03:33:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	balance in all things
03:33:22:15	03:33:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	which isn’t actually very fast as his hair is falling out
03:33:26:22	03:33:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	he’s like drunk
03:33:26:27	03:33:27:27	Jesse [GM]	stumbling his way
03:33:28:09	03:33:30:13	Brin [Basil]	You’re welcome, douchebag!
03:33:30:13	03:33:53:21	Brin [Basil]	I wandered
03:33:31:23	03:33:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	the mental image of this little bunny bouncing on someone being like, heal! Kill! Kill! Kill. Kill!
03:33:33:06	03:33:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	you people are crazy
03:33:38:26	03:33:44:15	Jesse [GM]	yeah he has permanent paw prints like on his face from like just stomping on him okay
03:33:44:20	03:33:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m telling daddy
03:33:46:06	03:33:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	Flash forward 20 years and he’s got his kids around him so let me tell you about the time I was in college And that’s why
03:33:49:14	03:33:50:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:33:53:06	03:33:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	wandered into the sorcery department
03:33:54:06	03:33:57:29	Chris [TBD]	None of you are ever going to go To college let me tell you why
03:33:54:22	03:33:57:11	Brin [Basil]	Now that you are, everybody got a guy. Wandered?
03:33:55:17	03:34:03:08	Jesse [GM]	he was just there with his magic wand trying to test out a few things you broke his
03:33:57:17	03:33:59:09	Steve [Nortle]	you never teach lessons
03:33:58:16	03:34:08:12	Dave [Xeros]	this poor freshman oh my gosh
03:33:59:13	03:34:08:02	Chris [TBD]	I love
03:34:03:08	03:34:10:14	Jesse [GM]	wand you stomped on his face yeah it’s no good okay TBD you have one final attempt to master
03:34:06:16	03:34:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	Knocked all of his hair out
03:34:10:14	03:34:18:27	Jesse [GM]	your uh spell sniper here at the shooting range at least okay you have advantage though
03:34:18:28	03:34:21:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah okay in my Infinite wisdom
03:34:23:12	03:34:26:21	Chris [TBD]	That DVD is so fond Of using
03:34:29:26	03:34:33:07	Chris [TBD]	Where is it Wisdom is a thing right
03:34:33:15	03:34:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, wisdom’s a thing.
03:34:34:21	03:34:36:25	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a general stat
03:34:39:21	03:34:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Are you going to use it as like a skill?
03:34:42:08	03:34:50:25	Chris [TBD]	I had it as a skill but no It’s Insight which I’ve already used Oh wait I haven’t done Investigation right?
03:34:43:14	03:34:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	No, no,
03:34:46:05	03:34:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	you can use perception, you can used survival,
03:34:52:05	03:34:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	No, yeah.
03:34:52:24	03:35:01:20	Chris [TBD]	Okay yeah Investigation Alright For the first time TVD is actually going to look around and see what there is to hit He’s gonna investigate
03:34:53:28	03:34:54:01	Brin [Basil]	Alright.
03:35:03:05	03:35:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s aiming!
03:35:03:19	03:35:04:18	Chris [TBD]	He’s aiming
03:35:05:09	03:35:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what we called in the biz.
03:35:08:08	03:35:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s why he had no kids
03:35:13:02	03:35:16:23	Chris [TBD]	Starts Little LED light starts lighting up again
03:35:18:26	03:35:19:12	Chris [TBD]	And
03:35:21:09	03:35:23:20	Chris [TBD]	With the advantage Is it the purple fill?
03:35:25:07	03:35:31:05	Chris [TBD]	All right. 17 plus 5, that would be a 23.
03:35:25:29	03:35:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Man that was a rollercoaster ride
03:35:28:04	03:35:36:23	Brin [Basil]	Is that
03:35:36:01	03:35:38:25	Chris [TBD]	Is that right? No, that’s a 22. 22.
03:35:37:00	03:35:40:10	Jesse [GM]	you’re right it’s 22
03:35:41:20	03:35:49:14	Jesse [GM]	okay nice yes so you have mastered your feet okay you now have spell sniper um all these should be
03:35:45:25	03:35:46:08	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:35:49:14	03:35:59:08	Jesse [GM]	in dnd beyond you can try to add them to your character if you want but uh yeah you now have like basically the um bonus on like ranged attacks and stuff it like doubles the range
03:35:59:08	03:36:06:21	Jesse [GM]	and if people are covered it’s like it ignores the cover you can like blow through stuff they’re hiding behind okay cool
03:36:04:26	03:36:07:01	Chris [TBD]	Nice. Okay. I love it.
03:36:07:06	03:36:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	No one can hear you.
03:36:08:19	03:36:08:25	Chris [TBD]	Someone!
03:36:10:12	03:36:11:26	Steve [Nortle]	here it is
03:36:14:22	03:36:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	Eh?
03:36:15:21	03:36:17:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:20:03	03:36:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a cock…
03:36:20:11	03:36:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	hey basil with your massive ears do you hear anything all i have are tiny holes in the side
03:36:26:01	03:36:32:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can I just say something? Two cockroaches run up and roll initiative!
03:36:28:18	03:36:28:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:36:30:18	03:36:30:25	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
03:36:31:21	03:36:36:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:32:00	03:36:33:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:36:32:00	03:36:33:18	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:36:33:06	03:36:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	initiative challenge rating 18 i
03:36:36:29	03:36:39:29	Chris [TBD]	Easy. I just make both of these float and land on them.
03:36:39:06	03:36:45:02	Brin [Basil]	You can’t kill cockroaches they’re like there. They’re immortal
03:36:42:04	03:36:43:16	Chris [TBD]	Challenge rating 18.
03:36:42:23	03:36:47:01	Jesse [GM]	you know they’re like triple your size too yeah
03:36:46:01	03:36:47:04	Chris [TBD]	I know, I know.
03:36:47:16	03:36:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:36:47:16	03:36:49:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:48:19	03:36:50:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh.
03:36:49:23	03:36:50:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:51:18	03:36:54:03	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to try to write it. Animal handling
03:36:51:24	03:36:53:00	Jesse [GM]	nice okay
03:36:54:06	03:36:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	Animal handling.
03:36:55:07	03:36:55:25	Chris [TBD]	11!
03:36:56:25	03:37:01:07	Jesse [GM]	can we make like a perception check see if anybody picks up on this
03:37:01:17	03:37:02:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah that’s a good idea
03:37:02:16	03:37:09:29	Brin [Basil]	yeah i feel like I have advantage with this
03:37:04:07	03:37:04:26	Jesse [GM]	detectable
03:37:09:02	03:37:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	all right hey TBD tb d there’s this little thing over here that looks just like you except they’re, like, super small.
03:37:13:03	03:37:14:12	Brin [Basil]	we’re gonna take it
03:37:20:00	03:37:24:01	Brin [Basil]	you know what I’m gonna roll
03:37:20:18	03:37:29:01	Chris [TBD]	be making action figures of us from our victory of the game the day before Oh yeah
03:37:21:28	03:37:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	have ears
03:37:25:14	03:37:29:10	Brin [Basil]	I got 18 I can hear better right what did you get
03:37:28:29	03:37:30:00	Jesse [GM]	make out what he’s saying
03:37:29:16	03:37:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean, it looks so lifelike.
03:37:33:06	03:37:34:03	Chris [TBD]	Pick me up
03:37:34:20	03:37:37:20	Brin [Basil]	All right, here we go.
03:37:38:17	03:37:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, hey, I was gonna give that to TBD.
03:37:40:22	03:37:41:09	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know
03:37:40:23	03:37:42:04	Brin [Basil]	Who do you want to ride?
03:37:43:18	03:37:45:08	Brin [Basil]	I mean that doesn’t suck.
03:37:45:26	03:37:47:29	Chris [TBD]	She’ll be back The tricorn
03:37:46:01	03:37:50:23	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, I don’ know if you want Basil to be the one holding you
03:37:50:13	03:37:53:00	Chris [TBD]	No, no. She’ll forget I’m there and then I’ll just like…
03:37:53:01	03:37:58:14	Brin [Basil]	But M’s so fluffy he just lays down and starts rolling around in it. He wants to take a nap.
03:37:56:12	03:37:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like…
03:37:56:29	03:37:57:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
03:37:58:18	03:38:00:15	Chris [TBD]	It was snow angels. Just like oh!
03:38:00:23	03:38:02:15	Brin [Basil]	Stop playing with my fur!
03:38:03:22	03:38:07:13	Chris [TBD]	So soft. You can just put me in the tricorn hat that’ll work.
03:38:03:27	03:38:04:14	Brin [Basil]	Don’t stop.
03:38:07:24	03:38:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, oh, wait.
03:38:08:25	03:38:10:09	Brin [Basil]	I pick him up by his cape.
03:38:13:06	03:38:14:01	Brin [Basil]	Please shut up.
03:38:15:29	03:38:18:21	Jesse [GM]	Now If you have to communicate Basil’s the only one that can hear you
03:38:18:13	03:38:41:10	Brin [Basil]	okay yeah finishing
03:38:18:22	03:38:21:16	Chris [TBD]	Okay yeah sounds good. Sounds good.
03:38:21:21	03:38:27:06	Jesse [GM]	All right. Okay, so you three have mastered your feats. Eros, where’s Eros been up to this morning?
03:38:28:03	03:38:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	go check on morty yeah i
03:38:29:18	03:38:34:02	Jesse [GM]	Morty, that’s right. Yeah, you went to go check on Morty. Where did you go to find Morty?
03:38:34:06	03:38:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	went to the dorm because i knew like we saw his room right and he was just apparently studying
03:38:38:06	03:38:38:11	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:38:41:10	03:38:48:26	Brin [Basil]	his oral exam she was
03:38:44:11	03:38:51:21	Chris [TBD]	no there was not she was so bored she fell asleep in the spot that she was
03:38:46:29	03:38:48:14	Jesse [GM]	It was just Morty!
03:38:51:21	03:38:55:08	Jesse [GM]	You don’t see him in his dorm. He’s not there in his door this morning.
03:38:55:19	03:38:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna take out my um
03:38:59:11	03:39:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	my crystal ball and i’m going to i’m just cry on him yeah uh it’s at will
03:39:01:29	03:39:06:18	Jesse [GM]	okay you’re gonna scry on how many charges do you get a day isn’t this like two
03:39:08:20	03:39:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	um yeah crystal the ball of telepathy you can see here creature blah blah blah
03:39:16:24	03:39:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	it just says that will it count in like it’s uh
03:39:22:10	03:39:22:23	Chris [TBD]	the feet
03:39:24:25	03:39:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	And your character editor…
03:39:26:29	03:39:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	at will
03:39:27:06	03:39:29:05	Chris [TBD]	in class, in home.
03:39:32:17	03:39:39:04	Brin [Basil]	Manage. That’s right. Oh not that! I’m in the character management
03:39:33:09	03:39:34:15	Chris [TBD]	That’s where I am.
03:39:34:21	03:39:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	am yeah I know him intimately
03:39:37:15	03:39:39:05	Chris [TBD]	I’m in the character manage.
03:39:40:05	03:39:47:21	Dave [Xeros]	so so I scry on him and so basically my knowledge of the target is a plus five
03:39:49:18	03:39:54:22	Dave [Xeros]	honestly the target isn’t affected so he has to roll a
03:39:56:03	03:40:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he has to roll wisdom 17 toward it off but I get a plus 5 So it’s a Wisdom 22.
03:40:01:19	03:40:04:00	Steve [Nortle]	go to the website not the app
03:40:05:17	03:40:06:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh, there you go.
03:40:09:12	03:40:16:18	Jesse [GM]	time he did roll for wisdom we gave him like plus three because he was a serious student but he’s not gonna get this
03:40:13:07	03:40:15:13	Brin [Basil]	It is manager character and level.
03:40:18:23	03:40:27:15	Jesse [GM]	let’s go to town 16 uh so yeah you there’s only two places that morty could possibly be and it’s either in his dorm studying or it’s at the library studying
03:40:21:08	03:40:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	Eros is about to be very disappointed
03:40:27:16	03:40:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	in this girl’s dorm, right?
03:40:29:17	03:40:31:11	Jesse [GM]	you see him
03:40:31:14	03:40:37:09	Chris [TBD]	yeah very but he’s getting expelled so i hope
03:40:33:16	03:40:44:04	Jesse [GM]	at the library he is studying in the library and there is a female tiefling with Morty in the library
03:40:44:04	03:40:54:14	Jesse [GM]	and she’s sitting at the desk and Morty is standing up like lecturing the history of the church to the female
03:40:54:14	03:41:04:28	Jesse [GM]	tiefling okay and he’s like no we went over this last night a million times that is not the correct answer you’re not going to be ready for the test right he just like criticizing and she’s
03:41:06:02	03:41:09:08	Jesse [GM]	she’s uh kind of enamored by marty
03:41:09:05	03:41:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	she’s into it all right so long as we don’t end up like assaulting them and leaving their bodies behind a lavatory. We should be fine.
03:41:09:05	03:41:13:14	Chris [TBD]	this is a love story in the making
03:41:11:21	03:41:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:41:18:20	03:41:30:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay I’m okay with this. I’m very happy for Morty. I’m going to leave the dorms. I’m gonna find the nearest campus police member that I can find
03:41:19:09	03:41:22:27	Jesse [GM]	You already killed one student today, basically, so…
03:41:23:28	03:41:24:08	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:41:25:25	03:41:26:13	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:41:28:12	03:41:35:10	Chris [TBD]	The guy with the sock.
03:41:30:00	03:41:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m gong to say the guy with the sock is in the library
03:41:30:02	03:41:30:19	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:41:35:25	03:41:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	just FYI I just ran into him he’s in the gallery I feel like it he created a very non-safe space
03:41:40:19	03:41:41:03	Jesse [GM]	Mm-hmm.
03:41:44:18	03:41:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	for me last night i saw him and it just made me very uncomfortable i’m i’m gen z so yeah
03:41:47:29	03:41:48:22	Jesse [GM]	Uh-uh.
03:41:51:26	03:41:52:17	Chris [TBD]	Uh…
03:41:52:20	03:41:53:18	Jesse [GM]	Gen zeros?
03:41:53:25	03:41:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to let you know
03:41:54:03	03:41:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	gen xeros i just want to let you know that he’s in the library
03:41:54:13	03:41:56:09	Chris [TBD]	Chin arrows?
03:42:00:10	03:42:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	and there is a female with him just make it look like he’s just a bad boy
03:42:06:00	03:42:10:23	Jesse [GM]	okay so you’re talking to some of the guards that like remember there’s the explosion last night on
03:42:09:27	03:42:10:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
03:42:10:23	03:42:18:27	Jesse [GM]	some of them building right uh these guards are kind of investigating uh so the uh the perpetrator
03:42:12:01	03:42:13:05	Chris [TBD]	That was my fault
03:42:18:27	03:42:23:26	Jesse [GM]	isn’t their number one priority but it’s still pretty serious so you see him like he motions
03:42:21:09	03:42:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	I stare directly into my crystal ball
03:42:34:25	03:42:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	tell me DM what happens this is perfect
03:42:35:18	03:42:39:04	Jesse [GM]	um as you’re looking into your crystal ball
03:42:41:01	03:42:43:02	Jesse [GM]	i don’t know what music we’re listening to now
03:42:42:08	03:42:46:27	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know it’s working we’re feeling
03:42:43:09	03:42:44:18	Chris [TBD]	It’s kind of working, man.
03:42:47:05	03:42:49:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m seeing the same thing as I saw on my app.
03:42:47:16	03:42:53:15	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh it’s so good uh yeah um as
03:42:53:15	03:43:04:14	Jesse [GM]	you look into the crystal ball um well okay um you’re looking into the crystal ball you’re waiting for the guards to arrive
03:43:05:10	03:43:15:16	Jesse [GM]	and the professor of the school of sorcery he’s making his way from one school to another and he passes you and he recognizes you as the one who attempted
03:43:15:16	03:43:27:10	Jesse [GM]	the hall of hidden things and he is like what What are you still doing here? You failed miserably on your attempt to the Hall of Hidden Things.
03:43:25:11	03:43:26:27	Chris [TBD]	Did he get the chalice from me?
03:43:27:11	03:43:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	hey I’m pretty sure that was like a practice run that was the pre-test
03:43:33:22	03:43:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	today’s finals not yesterday not the day before that today is the final exam Yeah.
03:43:38:03	03:43:45:10	Jesse [GM]	You’re right, it is the last day of the semester and to take another attempt would be absurd but
03:43:45:10	03:43:58:10	Jesse [GM]	you are welcome to do so. But of course nothing will happen he’s
03:43:48:17	03:43:51:24	Chris [TBD]	nothing will change
03:43:51:12	03:43:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like you don’t like me, or do you just not like anyone?
03:43:58:10	03:44:07:18	Jesse [GM]	not impressed with students who are cramming at the end of the semester. You have epitomized the cramning, trying to master a tremendous feat for the last two days.
03:44:07:12	03:44:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I’m going to actually knock this out of the park and then I’m gonna just cram something up your ass
03:44:12:24	03:44:13:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:44:13:14	03:44:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	is what I’m going to do. And it’s going to be really big. Or it’s gonna be something really small like TBD and it’ll expand
03:44:17:06	03:44:17:25	Jesse [GM]	He’s like
03:44:17:27	03:44:20:11	Chris [TBD]	oh it’s gonna be the it’s the chalice
03:44:21:23	03:44:22:19	Jesse [GM]	I would
03:44:23:21	03:44:24:04	Jesse [GM]	love
03:44:23:23	03:44:25:15	Chris [TBD]	no I’m not okay with that
03:44:25:09	03:44:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:44:25:18	03:44:26:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:44:26:18	03:44:29:16	Jesse [GM]	He’s Like I would love to see you make another attempt at this
03:44:29:20	03:44:30:26	Dave [Xeros]	cramming something up your ass
03:44:30:25	03:44:32:14	Jesse [GM]	at the Hall of Hidden Things
03:44:32:27	03:44:33:27	Chris [TBD]	wait there was
03:44:33:27	03:44:45:09	Chris [TBD]	no quotes on that can you
03:44:34:12	03:44:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey
03:44:36:13	03:44:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	Hold that thought.
03:44:36:25	03:44:43:20	Jesse [GM]	with a wave of his cloak, right? He teleports both of you to the door of the Hall of Hidden Things, right.
03:44:45:09	03:44:50:25	Chris [TBD]	uh turn the music down slightly thanks i know it’s all good
03:44:46:10	03:44:47:18	Jesse [GM]	Morty is still there.
03:44:49:04	03:44:51:26	Jesse [GM]	It keeps… Sorry, I need to loop it. Okay.
03:44:54:09	03:44:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hold that
03:44:54:18	03:44:57:28	Jesse [GM]	He transports you and he’s like
03:44:59:01	03:44:59:17	Jesse [GM]	well
03:45:00:26	03:45:12:18	Jesse [GM]	There’s the door It’s now or never i told you i told you his name is hideous how do you not know it’s the school of hideous
03:45:05:09	03:45:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m watching my stories
03:45:12:18	03:45:15:09	Jesse [GM]	okay to remember his name
03:45:14:29	03:45:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	She’s just laughing You’re so hot
03:45:17:15	03:45:17:24	Jesse [GM]	giggling
03:45:19:02	03:45:23:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah exactly yes he has a crush on him uh-huh
03:45:23:05	03:45:24:23	Brin [Basil]	That’s definitely what a girl would say.
03:45:23:21	03:45:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, I hit record
03:45:25:28	03:45:27:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:45:27:29	03:45:36:28	Jesse [GM]	okay cool uh-uh i love that there’s a button on the crystal ball actually please make it a physical it’s not a touch screen crystal ball
03:45:31:11	03:45:32:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:45:35:09	03:45:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a big red button that sticks out on it Yeah I pull it off the pedestal and then push it and then put it back into the pedestal.
03:45:36:28	03:45:40:10	Jesse [GM]	it’s a button okay perfect
03:45:39:03	03:45:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	like an old 80s tape recorder
03:45:42:11	03:45:43:10	Brin [Basil]	Spring-loaded!
03:45:45:20	03:45:52:25	Jesse [GM]	there you go perfect okay okay all right so you’re gonna go into the hall of hidden things
03:45:46:18	03:45:48:24	Steve [Nortle]	chris i don’t know where it is
03:45:52:14	03:45:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, let’s do this.
03:45:53:12	03:46:03:06	Jesse [GM]	run da -da -dum okay i’m gonna let three of you decide so eros is going back to face his sins
03:46:03:06	03:46:12:19	Jesse [GM]	again right um and last time he took some pretty heavy psychic damage so i’m gonna let the three
03:46:06:00	03:46:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s right.
03:46:12:19	03:46:22:26	Jesse [GM]	of you decide if you want to portray the same characters as you did last time or if you wanna mix it up i don’t know why i would say this out loud but i’m going to i kind of want to see
03:46:22:26	03:46:26:26	Jesse [GM]	steve’s impression of lust for some reason but
03:46:26:14	03:46:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	Ropes apparently. Ropes.
03:46:26:25	03:46:34:27	Brin [Basil]	Didn’t…I just um Steve make sure that The Knot is a special kind of knot
03:46:29:01	03:46:32:22	Jesse [GM]	here’s the three passes around you can decide what you guys would like to do okay
03:46:34:06	03:46:44:05	Steve [Nortle]	i will be
03:46:34:27	03:46:40:05	Brin [Basil]	It looks special. It’s about The Knoot
03:46:37:00	03:46:42:25	Jesse [GM]	And then once you get, while you’re passing those around, go ahead and roll for initiative.
03:46:37:13	03:46:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not about the ropes it’s about the knots.
03:46:45:10	03:46:47:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh he’s uh being random
03:46:46:14	03:46:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	lust sin of desire
03:46:50:23	03:46:59:23	Chris [TBD]	found it TBD smell spell sniper there There it is. So you go to the Features and Traits tab, not in the Manage Character thing
03:46:59:23	03:47:10:19	Chris [TBD]	but in one of the drop-down options for your character. I say you go into the Feature and Traites tab not within the Character Manager but within the character sheets
03:47:05:02	03:47:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	you say again
03:47:10:19	03:47:14:01	Chris [TBD]	features and traits and in there you can add a feat.
03:47:16:19	03:47:18:27	Chris [TBD]	So if you want to add yours they are there.
03:47:18:24	03:47:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 23.
03:47:20:18	03:47:21:22	Jesse [GM]	Ooh, wow.
03:47:21:12	03:47:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	thought my 21 would be enough
03:47:27:19	03:47:28:22	Jesse [GM]	You got a 21?
03:47:27:26	03:47:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	Good luck, lust.
03:47:29:19	03:47:36:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah my my initiative is 21 but come on hot and heavy
03:47:32:03	03:47:32:29	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:47:40:01	03:47:41:18	Jesse [GM]	you guys roll for initiative
03:47:44:08	03:47:47:15	Chris [TBD]	15 plus 3 or whatever my initial… 18
03:47:46:28	03:47:48:27	Jesse [GM]	18 which sin are
03:47:50:00	03:47:51:06	Chris [TBD]	Pride again.
03:47:50:29	03:47:59:29	Brin [Basil]	Unless you want to be a deceit. I like my flat hat. Yeah, it works great.
03:47:53:26	03:48:00:14	Chris [TBD]	I like playing the lion. King Richard. Mummy!
03:47:56:18	03:47:58:12	Jesse [GM]	I like King Richard a lot
03:48:03:15	03:48:14:11	Jesse [GM]	it’s too good okay cool alright so Eros you are thrown back into the hall of hidden things and immediately
03:48:03:28	03:48:05:11	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got a 30 thumb.
03:48:08:14	03:48:09:26	Chris [TBD]	Robin Hood,
03:48:14:11	03:48:23:19	Jesse [GM]	all of these voices start attacking you um from your past sins right and they sort of start to uh manifest
03:48:23:19	03:48:27:19	Jesse [GM]	almost in physical form yeah
03:48:24:03	03:48:27:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just kind of like going to do some stretching
03:48:29:24	03:48:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	And then the last time I, like, been unstretched, I take out the chalice sign.
03:48:29:28	03:48:30:26	Chris [TBD]	better be prepared.
03:48:36:20	03:48:37:02	Steve [Nortle]	quaff
03:48:37:04	03:48:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	Well, can someone roll a D8 for me?
03:48:40:23	03:48:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	d8 for you got an eight oh that’s the only one you don’t have right
03:48:44:06	03:48:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, roll again.
03:48:46:23	03:48:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s the only one I don’t have.
03:48:48:28	03:48:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	Why isn’t it the seven deadly sins plus one?
03:48:52:11	03:48:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	We can! I mean…
03:48:53:11	03:48:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	Because I rolled an eight again.
03:48:55:02	03:48:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, I think we should come up with the magic 8. The hidden 8?
03:48:57:03	03:49:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	Seven! Yeah, okay. They hit an eight but for another time. So I gave you a seven.
03:49:00:10	03:49:01:21	Jesse [GM]	the hidden concoction
03:49:00:29	03:49:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:49:01:24	03:49:04:27	Brin [Basil]	And it’s just a black Espresso shot?
03:49:04:25	03:49:07:18	Chris [TBD]	no it’s one of the uh make it uh
03:49:08:12	03:49:12:24	Jesse [GM]	it’s just the ground coffee beans it’s not even liquid but it’s just the ground coffee bean.
03:49:09:05	03:49:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	Pumpkin spice.
03:49:10:15	03:49:19:12	Brin [Basil]	You can make it the one that you drink from my uh battle of the band. Dark Mantle?
03:49:11:00	03:49:17:22	Chris [TBD]	ah you can make it the one that you drank from my uh from the battle of the band
03:49:16:10	03:49:18:19	Steve [Nortle]	The surge one what was it called?
03:49:19:21	03:49:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah The one that sends out like tendrils of death
03:49:19:28	03:49:23:17	Chris [TBD]	yeah what was it called i need to look it up again i can’t remember the name
03:49:23:13	03:49:25:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh oh! The apple?
03:49:25:19	03:49:27:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, the black goo of death.
03:49:26:28	03:49:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah like the one that okay um this one the demon eight okay technically the eight on this
03:49:28:23	03:49:30:00	Brin [Basil]	The lemonade one?
03:49:29:16	03:49:30:19	Jesse [GM]	Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:49:32:09	03:49:33:14	Brin [Basil]	Is that what it was? Lemonade?
03:49:34:11	03:49:36:08	Chris [TBD]	Demonade is demonade.
03:49:34:26	03:49:36:06	Brin [Basil]	Demonade, that’s what it is.
03:49:38:21	03:49:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	that i wrote years ago was number eight is you can add fun powder into it which if you guys want
03:49:46:09	03:49:47:08	Chris [TBD]	Fun dip?
03:49:46:14	03:49:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	to hear this it’s a magic alchemical powder made for reclusive druids fun powder changes the user’s
03:49:53:14	03:50:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	biologic gender for one hour for every ounce consumed no no i’m just saying like that that
03:49:57:17	03:50:01:10	Jesse [GM]	That’s what’s happening right now? Oh, okay.
03:49:57:20	03:49:59:13	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know
03:50:01:22	03:50:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	could be eight it’s like you roll it it’s seven and eight has the fun powder in it yeah yeah
03:50:05:17	03:50:07:24	Jesse [GM]	You get gender bent for an hour.
03:50:06:15	03:50:13:24	Steve [Nortle]	you know what it wouldn’t affect lust at all just so you know really they wouldn’t matter
03:50:06:21	03:50:08:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s actually hilarious.
03:50:15:07	03:50:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	like this person she swings both ways
03:50:17:09	03:50:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	yes any and every way
03:50:19:03	03:50:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	All right. So I did get the Wrathful Dwarven Whiskey on this one, so I put the Dwarve and Whiskey into The Chalice And I’m going to slash it This doesn’t actually do a whole lot for me
03:50:19:23	03:50:20:16	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:50:30:18	03:50:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	It gives me resistance to bludgeoning piercings slashing damage and advantage on strength checks and saving throws
03:50:37:29	03:50:49:04	Jesse [GM]	Pretty sweet. Okay, so with the chalice last time your sins were pretty unconquerable this
03:50:38:29	03:50:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s all magical damage
03:50:49:04	03:50:56:09	Jesse [GM]	time they uh they with the chalice they have been uh significantly they’ve been dumbed down quite a
03:50:56:04	03:51:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah They’re like my seven-year-old sins Not my, like 22 year old sins it’s like the seven you’re like right before i was baptized
03:50:59:21	03:51:00:13	Steve [Nortle]	17
03:51:02:05	03:51:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	Not 17.
03:51:03:15	03:51:06:19	Brin [Basil]	Your father, your father and I still love you.
03:51:10:07	03:51:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	Blink, blink.
03:51:10:18	03:51:11:17	Chris [TBD]	Blink blank?
03:51:10:21	03:51:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	you bitch
03:51:14:00	03:51:19:15	Brin [Basil]	I just wanted to remind you that we loved you as much as we did when you were seven them in now.
03:51:19:11	03:51:22:13	Jesse [GM]	these sins all these voices start creeping in right as you’re
03:51:22:13	03:51:32:24	Jesse [GM]	in this room you get a little disoriented there’s just stuff everywhere but eros eros is he does
03:51:27:08	03:51:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, she’s almost as attractive as you are.
03:51:32:24	03:51:39:24	Jesse [GM]	get to go first uh as far as initiative goes it’s going to be arrows lust arrows lust pride and
03:51:36:28	03:51:37:29	Chris [TBD]	going to start playing Oedipus?
03:51:39:24	03:51:47:25	Jesse [GM]	deceit okay these are order so you get to Go First take a swing or a spell at one of these sins
03:51:41:21	03:51:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	right um all right i
03:51:49:17	03:51:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	am going to and you let me know what this might do
03:51:56:23	03:52:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	to one of my sins. These are actual bad guys, like people that I’m fighting against?
03:52:01:25	03:52:03:13	Chris [TBD]	Yes, we have stats.
03:52:01:29	03:52:06:25	Jesse [GM]	yeah they’ve become like personified these sins so you’re fighting them
03:52:04:21	03:52:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’m going…
03:52:06:13	03:52:14:21	Steve [Nortle]	All of the buttons on my blouse are currently done up just so you know. Currently! Because my turn hasn’t come yet
03:52:11:27	03:52:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, currently.
03:52:14:07	03:52:16:19	Jesse [GM]	there’s one button on her blouse
03:52:16:01	03:52:17:27	Chris [TBD]	Are they tear- are they tearaway pants?
03:52:19:25	03:52:21:07	Jesse [GM]	they’re all done up
03:52:21:02	03:52:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	My pants are tear-away pants. Don’t take my thing.
03:52:24:29	03:52:28:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh baby where do you think your thing came from?
03:52:25:11	03:52:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna cast
03:52:25:23	03:52:26:29	Chris [TBD]	We’re fighting you!
03:52:28:16	03:52:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Gonna Cast Enlarge Reduce but I’m Going To Reduce Lust by half. So you have to make a constitution 16 or higher saving throw
03:52:34:10	03:52:34:29	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:52:41:25	03:52:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m just like, that typically halves everything so
03:52:49:14	03:52:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	HP, all of that stuff
03:52:50:19	03:52:52:14	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve rolled a 9
03:52:52:15	03:52:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	You lose
03:52:54:05	03:52:54:26	Steve [Nortle]	I do
03:52:58:04	03:53:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh look! Lust is so cute I really don’t swing that way. I’m sorry You’re too cute and, like, small And, you know
03:53:01:16	03:53:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the way you swing
03:53:07:00	03:53:13:26	Jesse [GM]	just have his hp is that what you said
03:53:09:10	03:53:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	Kid-like I have everything So, like
03:53:11:29	03:53:15:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh, you just made it. Weird! Don’t make it weird daddy
03:53:16:08	03:53:20:03	Steve [Nortle]	no he just had ethics for the first time, that’s what’s so weird
03:53:16:15	03:53:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	Like I’m
03:53:19:14	03:53:26:23	Dave [Xeros]	I made him the most Unattractive thing I could possibly think of Like a small child Basically And I’m like Ew Gross
03:53:22:28	03:53:23:21	Chris [TBD]	he’s growing
03:53:23:18	03:53:32:01	Brin [Basil]	oh great now you’re a pedophile again
03:53:30:17	03:53:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	Hey
03:53:30:22	03:53:31:08	Steve [Nortle]	again
03:53:32:07	03:53:43:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh I’m so noble and greater than everyone else I think kids are gross.
03:53:32:18	03:53:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	Like I’m sorry It’s not gonna work out I’m gonna have to card you first And I’m pretty sure you’re not going to hit the 19-year-old barrier I have on that one.
03:53:42:20	03:53:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	with your imagination I’m sure it’ll be Which is fine.
03:53:42:27	03:53:53:28	Brin [Basil]	And I pass him a deceitful ID that says he’s not underage.
03:53:46:08	03:53:48:14	Jesse [GM]	Lust You’re up next
03:53:48:16	03:53:49:07	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so…
03:53:52:29	03:53:54:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:53:54:10	03:53:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	I just look very young for my age.
03:53:54:24	03:53:56:09	Dave [Xeros]	You can do that on your turn.
03:53:55:16	03:53:56:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:53:56:20	03:53:57:16	Brin [Basil]	Damn it!
03:53:57:19	03:54:00:09	Jesse [GM]	His name is McLovin
03:53:59:29	03:54:10:07	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, this will probably be… Oh! All right, Eros. You need to start…
03:54:02:05	03:54:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	McLustin?
03:54:03:18	03:54:04:01	Jesse [GM]	Mcluston
03:54:03:25	03:54:04:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:54:04:09	03:54:05:26	Chris [TBD]	Right on the nose.
03:54:05:22	03:54:06:06	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:54:06:26	03:54:08:10	Chris [TBD]	It was right there!
03:54:11:18	03:54:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	you need to do a wisdom 12 wisdom saving throw. Should be easy.
03:54:14:13	03:54:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s a straight wisdom saving throw?
03:54:17:19	03:54:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, a saving throw, so it’s just wisdom. What’s your wisdom?
03:54:21:13	03:54:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	uh i’m as a reaction i am going to touch myself and give myself art of inspiration
03:54:27:23	03:54:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	um my wisdom is not good yeah and i didn’t really get anything from the extra stuff
03:54:30:10	03:54:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	Shocker.
03:54:42:03	03:54:43:24	Jesse [GM]	Deseed always takes this like really
03:54:45:14	03:54:46:27	Jesse [GM]	disappointed parent role
03:54:46:04	03:54:50:22	Brin [Basil]	and your wisdom is shit, just like you.
03:54:52:15	03:54:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s…
03:54:55:18	03:55:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	Plus one is six, so… Alright, so you cannot willingly attack me next turn.
03:55:01:18	03:55:05:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah that’s fine yeah yeah i don’t i don’ hit children
03:55:03:26	03:55:08:16	Steve [Nortle]	I have an irresistible allure, actually.
03:55:08:18	03:55:13:04	Jesse [GM]	I do think that you were the one who up the baby imp though in the tavern.
03:55:12:29	03:55:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Listen, I don’t beat up people.
03:55:14:11	03:55:20:29	Brin [Basil]	No, only babies not kids.
03:55:16:03	03:55:19:15	Jesse [GM]	He body slammed him into a wall.
03:55:16:10	03:55:16:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:55:17:25	03:55:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, so
03:55:20:20	03:55:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
03:55:21:23	03:55:22:07	Chris [TBD]	Boom!
03:55:24:06	03:55:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	I come up toward you oh, I’m already a small fiend what do you know and I’m like
03:55:32:18	03:55:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	jeepers mister I know you’re not interested in someone like me but what about my sister and I gesture at an aura of this college age
03:55:43:29	03:55:53:29	Steve [Nortle]	girl comes up she grabs you does a tempting strike as she starts to rub
03:55:46:09	03:55:47:24	Chris [TBD]	Keep going, keep going.
03:55:55:01	03:56:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll see how far down her hand goes or we need to pan down I mean either
03:55:58:23	03:56:00:16	Jesse [GM]	for this attack? Is this going to be…
03:56:02:23	03:56:14:20	Brin [Basil]	Someone get Dave’s wife in here How many bases is that?
03:56:04:22	03:56:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	um you’re gonna have to use some oil holy crap you gotta be kidding me
03:56:07:06	03:56:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	21
03:56:09:29	03:56:12:21	Steve [Nortle]	to hit so this is um
03:56:10:14	03:56:11:05	Jesse [GM]	whoa
03:56:15:08	03:56:20:02	Steve [Nortle]	6 psychic damage as she’s like and she’s got those
03:56:18:21	03:56:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	that’s at least second base
03:56:21:27	03:56:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll just let that be narrated
03:56:22:29	03:56:25:07	Brin [Basil]	She gives him a titty twister?
03:56:26:09	03:56:27:25	Brin [Basil]	It’s her long lap.
03:56:26:12	03:56:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	with her long lacquered nails bright red You should just ignore my sister She’s so boring Yeah, but not me
03:56:38:05	03:56:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m fine
03:56:38:15	03:56:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you look fun
03:56:38:29	03:56:46:08	Jesse [GM]	I’m picturing kind of this phantom female and she keeps floating around you caressing your shoulders
03:56:43:13	03:56:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like a siren
03:56:45:25	03:56:48:10	Steve [Nortle]	One button
03:56:47:12	03:56:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I actually got some knots there in my back. If you want to… Yeah, right there. Uh-huh. Yep.
03:56:51:13	03:56:52:23	Steve [Nortle]	Sure thing baby
03:56:54:07	03:56:57:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s additional Two damage
03:56:57:18	03:57:09:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, Eros
03:56:59:06	03:57:01:00	Jesse [GM]	No bonus attack, no bonus actions
03:57:00:17	03:57:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay that was it
03:57:02:17	03:57:04:10	Jesse [GM]	Nice Okay, Pride is up next
03:57:02:21	03:57:12:26	Chris [TBD]	awesome uh yeah eros thinks that he’s above being tempted
03:57:13:19	03:57:16:08	Chris [TBD]	thinks he’s superior in all ways
03:57:18:16	03:57:23:28	Chris [TBD]	come here baby I’ve got an aura of superiority no unshaken what do you want to do
03:57:18:29	03:57:19:29	Brin [Basil]	Come here baby,
03:57:28:20	03:57:31:17	Chris [TBD]	mocking smite so he
03:57:33:07	03:57:41:20	Steve [Nortle]	charisma? Like, plus 10? Okay. Because you’re supposed to make a charisma saving throw but it’s a DC 12 so like…
03:57:39:06	03:57:39:24	Chris [TBD]	dude
03:57:43:21	03:57:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Go ahead. I mean technically there’s a slight possibility that you’ll fail but
03:57:49:14	03:57:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	you did not.
03:57:51:06	03:57:51:15	Dave [Xeros]	No.
03:57:54:27	03:58:06:00	Chris [TBD]	no one’s ever going to match up to our potential baby no one is ever going to be good enough for us which means we’re better off alone aren’t we
03:58:07:15	03:58:08:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:58:07:20	03:58:11:16	Chris [TBD]	uh i don’t know how mocking this is but i’m doing mocking smite
03:58:08:03	03:58:08:27	Steve [Nortle]	With me!
03:58:13:23	03:58:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	Alone Silvery Bobs.
03:58:15:29	03:58:20:18	Chris [TBD]	i haven’t even done it yet can you cast silvery barbs on yourself
03:58:17:09	03:58:17:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:58:20:29	03:58:24:18	Dave [Xeros]	You’re a person attacking me. I can…
03:58:21:29	03:58:29:23	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah yeah all right so do you do that after the attempt okay yeah yeah so
03:58:25:11	03:58:25:26	Jesse [GM]	You are…
03:58:27:21	03:58:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	After the attack, yeah.
03:58:31:20	03:58:38:25	Chris [TBD]	melee spell attack what is my spell tack
03:58:38:25	03:58:46:15	Chris [TBD]	don’t don’t have like a most characters when you’re in a spell, they have a
03:58:47:20	03:58:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	It should be like a saving throw for me
03:58:48:23	03:58:55:00	Chris [TBD]	spell attack. What’s it based on? I don’t have this stat. So we’ll just say it’s a plus seven.
03:58:55:20	03:58:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	No Chris it should say up at the top
03:58:57:24	03:58:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	It should say…
03:58:58:09	03:58:58:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s yours?
03:58:58:23	03:59:07:25	Chris [TBD]	Does yours… Melee spell attack, plus four to hit. Oh, plus four. Yeah, yeah, melee. Okay. Okay.
03:58:59:21	03:59:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	What’s the attack type? Like, what do you…
03:59:03:24	03:59:07:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s melee, yeah. So you just roll.
03:59:04:24	03:59:05:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:59:07:23	03:59:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	Roll an add four.
03:59:11:06	03:59:11:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:59:11:11	03:59:12:02	Chris [TBD]	A d20.
03:59:12:01	03:59:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, D20 plus four.
03:59:13:04	03:59:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	You’re just seeing if you succeeded
03:59:14:10	03:59:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to actually hit me. Yeah.
03:59:18:10	03:59:19:01	Chris [TBD]	or eight.
03:59:20:04	03:59:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 13 AC.
03:59:21:24	03:59:22:21	Chris [TBD]	He was off by one number.
03:59:23:12	03:59:23:27	Jesse [GM]	nice
03:59:24:11	03:59:24:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:59:26:21	03:59:27:08	Dave [Xeros]	Wow!
03:59:27:10	03:59:32:29	Chris [TBD]	I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever sticks to you bounces off of me. I said that wrong.
03:59:31:26	03:59:32:28	Brin [Basil]	Oh that’s wrong.
03:59:32:11	03:59:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	That was…
03:59:32:29	03:59:34:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:59:34:11	03:59:36:01	Steve [Nortle]	Well, yeah, you rolled…
03:59:34:27	03:59:37:24	Chris [TBD]	Whatever you say bounces off from me, it sticks to you.
03:59:36:26	03:59:39:17	Brin [Basil]	of me. There you go, you catch.
03:59:38:08	03:59:40:07	Jesse [GM]	pride would pride would never admit that he got
03:59:40:11	03:59:41:01	Chris [TBD]	No, that’s…
03:59:41:23	03:59:42:22	Jesse [GM]	don’t ever say
03:59:42:27	03:59:44:18	Chris [TBD]	The pride is clearly wounded.
03:59:44:14	03:59:46:20	Jesse [GM]	everyone else has that saying wrong except
03:59:47:05	03:59:49:21	Brin [Basil]	I can say it right for
03:59:48:08	03:59:52:20	Chris [TBD]	I’ve been saying it right this whole time. Oh man.
03:59:54:07	03:59:56:27	Jesse [GM]	okay to see i think the seat is up
03:59:58:04	04:00:04:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to do Cloak of Lies but I’m going to be a little bit different It’s gonna be
04:00:06:00	04:00:14:11	Brin [Basil]	It says that I have to create a duplicate of myself But I’m not going to make me your mother and your father
04:00:16:15	04:00:17:02	Jesse [GM]	gosh
04:00:17:26	04:00:19:05	Brin [Basil]	and we’re gonna use
04:00:21:19	04:00:24:27	Brin [Basil]	we’re just gonna look at you and we’ll turn our backs
04:00:27:17	04:00:31:21	Brin [Basil]	and use twisting strike as an action okay
04:00:30:13	04:00:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	Nice.
04:00:34:08	04:00:35:20	Brin [Basil]	I just rolled a now one
04:00:36:13	04:00:45:17	Jesse [GM]	they shrink your parents You should just punt one of them
04:00:36:26	04:00:40:04	Chris [TBD]	I mean, this chalice really works, man!
04:00:38:26	04:00:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	wow oh my gosh look my kids my parents as children i’m totally gonna freaking punt both of themselves
04:00:39:21	04:00:40:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:00:47:09	04:00:48:11	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, perfect.
04:00:48:09	04:00:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	I like to feel Like they started To do the turning around But he just looked The other way And totally missed The cold shoulder
04:00:55:06	04:00:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh
04:00:55:26	04:00:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	Honey did he see Our moon
04:00:59:02	04:01:01:28	Jesse [GM]	Shoot! We’re back to Eros.
04:01:01:27	04:01:11:17	Brin [Basil]	we like you and so
04:01:04:08	04:01:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	Sure you do With this Little little Angel people
04:01:04:24	04:01:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:01:05:04	04:01:05:23	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:01:08:23	04:01:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	This could be Fun
04:01:11:17	04:01:25:06	Brin [Basil]	we failed and I
04:01:12:09	04:01:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yep Alright I am going To
04:01:16:18	04:01:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah Uh
04:01:17:06	04:01:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	Except not against me You can’t target me
04:01:19:07	04:01:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t target You That’s why I’m gonna Hit my parents
04:01:20:26	04:01:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	Ah yeah that makes sense
04:01:23:10	04:01:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	Kidney kick
04:01:25:00	04:01:26:01	Jesse [GM]	he’s beating up a child
04:01:25:06	04:01:28:21	Brin [Basil]	grow pigtails. I’m looking real innocent
04:01:31:05	04:01:31:28	Steve [Nortle]	Deceptively young
04:01:31:27	04:01:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	I know what you turn into
04:01:34:05	04:01:40:10	Brin [Basil]	and your dad goes I actually am not really bad
04:01:40:10	04:01:55:01	Brin [Basil]	this was more important
04:01:40:22	04:01:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	you kid, yeah
04:01:40:25	04:01:42:06	Steve [Nortle]	Restraint Character growth
04:01:42:26	04:01:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	alright um I am going to kind of take the
04:01:47:27	04:01:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna hit him with a moon touch rafi but the idea is it’s like a golf club and I’m like
04:01:53:24	04:01:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	This was more important to you while I was growing up, Dad!
04:01:57:05	04:02:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	keeping it really straight on my front arm swinging through and then I’m going to reverse the club and hit the other one. So, like the double strike on that. Let’s see how this turns out.
04:02:09:10	04:02:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	That is a 17 to hit.
04:02:12:07	04:02:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	Your AC’s at the top.
04:02:17:00	04:02:19:29	Brin [Basil]	my AC is much higher than that
04:02:19:13	04:02:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! Sure it is! Okay!
04:02:20:14	04:02:21:10	Steve [Nortle]	Just a second.
04:02:21:08	04:02:23:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah perfect you’re still in character
04:02:24:10	04:02:24:29	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:02:25:15	04:02:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	Alright!
04:02:25:27	04:02:27:24	Brin [Basil]	that definitely did
04:02:32:09	04:02:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so that is
04:02:36:01	04:02:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	8 points of damage for the first one
04:02:38:10	04:02:39:06	Jesse [GM]	nice
04:02:40:05	04:02:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	And then
04:02:42:08	04:02:43:09	Brin [Basil]	up blood in the corner.
04:02:45:09	04:02:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	Ugh!
04:02:45:19	04:02:46:28	Brin [Basil]	I feel great!
04:02:49:07	04:02:50:19	Brin [Basil]	Feeling pretty good.
04:02:51:20	04:02:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	Remember the wooden spoon? Remember when I was coughing up blood?
04:02:54:00	04:02:57:25	Brin [Basil]	Just remember, though, we totally love you.
04:02:57:16	04:03:01:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yep sure you do that is a 18 to hit.
04:03:02:03	04:03:13:16	Brin [Basil]	Wait, what? There was another a second one that still didn’t hit me and I’m dead.
04:03:08:24	04:03:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	That one is eight 11 points of damage
04:03:13:18	04:03:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	I mean still alive!
04:03:14:03	04:03:15:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:03:16:11	04:03:19:10	Brin [Basil]	and i come back as a spirit
04:03:17:16	04:03:19:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just very badly burned
04:03:20:17	04:03:31:29	Jesse [GM]	of like Darth Maul blade you just kind of decapitate both and they fade into these ghost figures that are like we wanted you to do that right, they’re dead
04:03:21:24	04:03:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	Uh huh
04:03:32:25	04:03:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	Will you support you?
04:03:36:11	04:03:38:04	Jesse [GM]	one demon down
04:03:38:03	04:03:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	When are you gonna pay me back my hundred grand
04:03:46:00	04:03:48:00	Jesse [GM]	okay and we’re back to lust
04:03:49:03	04:03:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	Hey Lucky. Hey that was so hot. That was so hot.
04:03:50:09	04:03:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Lusty. You didn’t get the nod out. Can you get that? It was so hot. Yep, yep, get that nod out
04:03:58:12	04:04:10:05	Jesse [GM]	after you defeat one of the demons uh eros the room becomes a little bit more clear there’s not as much like obscurity and stuff and uh discombobulating going on right
04:04:10:05	04:04:14:03	Jesse [GM]	it’s like more clarity you can kind of make sense of the room a little
04:04:14:18	04:04:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	doing my full 4 -4 breathing for the clarity that I need
04:04:18:03	04:04:19:02	Jesse [GM]	perfect yeah
04:04:19:12	04:04:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	Right TVD
04:04:25:22	04:04:32:26	Brin [Basil]	yeah he is his ego is not listening right now I was texting.
04:04:28:26	04:04:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like What was that? Oh, I was totally listening
04:04:34:01	04:04:35:17	Chris [TBD]	I’m better than you.
04:04:35:14	04:04:40:19	Brin [Basil]	I was quilling my friend. What’s that quill called?
04:04:37:21	04:04:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	there’s this girl in the library that is hooking up with this other guy and I need to get
04:04:41:09	04:04:46:00	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know if quilling my friend that’s something that Lest might say hey, let’s quill
04:04:44:20	04:04:45:22	Brin [Basil]	Yikes!
04:04:46:24	04:04:48:15	Chris [TBD]	Is that what you’re collecting them for?
04:04:48:24	04:04:50:09	Brin [Basil]	No, of course not.
04:04:49:25	04:04:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	that is a 19 to hit with another tempting strike.
04:04:51:25	04:04:52:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:04:54:20	04:04:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s okay I’ll silvery barbs that
04:04:55:23	04:04:57:07	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s quill, baby!
04:04:58:18	04:05:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	silvery bobs so
04:05:00:28	04:05:02:07	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled a 15 again.
04:05:02:04	04:05:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	17 yep ok so I’m going to give myself advantage off of that one and you have failed
04:05:09:15	04:05:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, I rolled twice and I got 15 both times.
04:05:13:20	04:05:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	but it’s a 16 saving throw or a 16
04:05:17:15	04:05:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	Oh I was rolling against well it was 15 was my flat roll
04:05:23:23	04:05:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s yeah
04:05:25:26	04:05:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	you’re adding something to it now
04:05:27:26	04:05:29:27	Steve [Nortle]	What kind of saving throw am I doing here?
04:05:31:16	04:05:32:11	Steve [Nortle]	of what though
04:05:33:21	04:05:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	oh I have plus zero but plus three charisma and minus one strength
04:05:40:18	04:05:42:08	Jesse [GM]	lust zero wisdom
04:05:46:24	04:05:51:24	Steve [Nortle]	no wonder I can’t get the nod out of your shoulder I have TBD levels of strength here
04:05:48:07	04:05:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	ah, I know right
04:05:51:18	04:05:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not the right type of knots you’re putting in there you gotta get the better ones
04:05:51:21	04:05:52:20	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:05:56:18	04:05:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	wait are you seducing me or the other way around
04:06:02:18	04:06:07:11	Brin [Basil]	know what
04:06:02:23	04:06:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	don’t know why I rolled it was a now well I don’t even know what I was doing at this point I’ve rolled like three or four times, I don’ t know what any of them were for
04:06:03:05	04:06:04:03	Dave [Xeros]	nat 1
04:06:07:06	04:06:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	what I was doing at this point
04:06:07:21	04:06:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:06:08:10	04:06:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:06:10:06	04:06:13:05	Jesse [GM]	lust is just twirling her hair yeah
04:06:12:02	04:06:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s like i don’t get it okay so very well no no it didn’t
04:06:16:13	04:06:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so yeah that didn’t work very well.
04:06:21:22	04:06:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh but you still need to do a DC 12 wisdom saving throw to see if you can target me next time.
04:06:29:03	04:06:32:12	Steve [Nortle]	So you can if you choose you could target me next time
04:06:33:03	04:06:34:15	Jesse [GM]	okay pride is up
04:06:37:23	04:06:40:26	Chris [TBD]	So, aura of superiority.
04:06:38:08	04:06:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	size
04:06:42:04	04:06:51:07	Chris [TBD]	Creatures within five feet of pride must make a DC 12 wisdom saving throw at the start of their turn on a fail to have disadvantage on attack rolls against creatures other than
04:06:51:07	04:06:55:16	Chris [TBD]	pride until the start of their next turn and basically pride’s going to start saying
04:06:56:29	04:07:03:05	Chris [TBD]	you’re zeros never broke up because of me I was the greatest pop star there ever
04:07:03:05	04:07:15:03	Chris [TBD]	was now emo star it would never have been because of me so you
04:07:06:18	04:07:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	all true things this is the problem all right uh yeah 12 great actually it’s 13
04:07:15:03	04:07:22:21	Chris [TBD]	you saved it yeah nice okay that was uh how much i can do other than that he doesn’t have a lot of attacks right
04:07:22:23	04:07:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	um dm i want you to tell me what this does to pride i’m gonna distort value um but you tell me what happens
04:07:25:13	04:07:32:25	Jesse [GM]	dumbed down quite a bit oh okay yeah this
04:07:30:22	04:07:32:16	Chris [TBD]	move
04:07:35:25	04:07:37:24	Jesse [GM]	you don’t have to roll for this this is just like
04:07:37:04	04:07:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s i distort like basically i’m going to make him feel like he’s less of what he actually feels i’m of himself yes
04:07:41:04	04:07:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	like so you’re distorting his figurative
04:07:47:13	04:08:00:18	Steve [Nortle]	value of himself yes okay got it he’s
04:07:49:08	04:08:03:08	Brin [Basil]	start the questions
04:07:50:17	04:07:53:11	Jesse [GM]	huh okay i feel like pride would like turn into
04:07:55:11	04:08:00:11	Jesse [GM]	he’s not quite the humility or something but he’s like distorting you know the quality of pride
04:08:00:18	04:08:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	gonna be he’s going to become no he’s gonna become the guy from pretty fly for a white guy that’s what he thinks he’s so great. You know, you’re going to go
04:08:01:13	04:08:03:10	Chris [TBD]	starting to question
04:08:02:16	04:08:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	he starts self-reflecting
04:08:07:11	04:08:08:11	Chris [TBD]	okay
04:08:11:03	04:08:17:05	Chris [TBD]	yeah in his own mind he’s the hippish
04:08:12:14	04:08:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	get a tattoo
04:08:16:23	04:08:27:20	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah i think actually when you do this i think you just reveal him as insecurity right he’s it’s no longer pride pride has been transformed into insecurity yeah i mean that’s what happens
04:08:21:23	04:08:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
04:08:22:12	04:08:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:08:22:25	04:08:24:00	Brin [Basil]	Yeah,yeah,yeah.
04:08:23:01	04:08:24:19	Chris [TBD]	yeah there it is
04:08:25:11	04:08:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	Into insecurity?
04:08:28:15	04:08:30:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, if it don’t
04:08:28:18	04:08:29:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
04:08:29:05	04:08:32:03	Chris [TBD]	in his own mind he’s the dopest
04:08:32:16	04:08:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. All right. Hi, Insecurity. How’s it going?
04:08:39:13	04:08:41:06	Chris [TBD]	it’s like backwards oh
04:08:42:29	04:08:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
04:08:43:01	04:08:44:23	Chris [TBD]	stop feeling good man
04:08:44:21	04:08:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	Aw. That’s what you feel like inside. You know that? Everything else is a mask.
04:08:47:01	04:08:48:02	Chris [TBD]	but
04:08:49:17	04:08:50:29	Chris [TBD]	they couldn’t
04:08:50:20	04:08:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	You’re at the School of Idiots. You should take some psychology classes and…
04:08:53:23	04:08:55:07	Chris [TBD]	possibly be me
04:08:56:01	04:08:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think most of the time it is you. I think it’s all your fault most of The Time.
04:08:59:27	04:09:06:21	Chris [TBD]	pride definitely should take some damage from that that’s a very good self realization
04:09:03:14	04:09:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	I think, yeah. Psychic damage.
04:09:06:14	04:09:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:09:08:06	04:09:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to call that a D8 plus a D6 which is two.
04:09:15:11	04:09:16:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:09:16:04	04:09:20:11	Brin [Basil]	Stop! Stop, it stings a little. It stinks a little bit!
04:09:16:16	04:09:18:07	Chris [TBD]	it stings a little bit
04:09:19:01	04:09:28:26	Jesse [GM]	have uh advantage though because you may or may not have taken promo code oh for damage it doesn’t you’re right
04:09:20:19	04:09:26:23	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t matter for damage rolls
04:09:20:27	04:09:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I do have advantage.
04:09:25:16	04:09:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah for damage it doesn’t… Yeah but I mean he’s good that he’s doubting himself.
04:09:25:24	04:09:27:29	Chris [TBD]	not a damage rolls yeah unfortunately
04:09:28:26	04:09:37:11	Jesse [GM]	okay all right okay um I’m gonna give you a bonus action you can make a second attack on
04:09:29:16	04:09:31:17	Chris [TBD]	There it is. Is he getting eight times?
04:09:37:11	04:09:44:20	Jesse [GM]	either of these demons uh fiends yeah these beans sorry not quite demons
04:09:39:17	04:09:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh okay.
04:09:39:29	04:09:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	uh fiend thank you okay my parents didn’t go to fiend school to pass on the title to me just for you to call me a demon.
04:09:42:21	04:09:43:27	Dave [Xeros]	Fiends? Okay.
04:09:49:09	04:09:55:16	Brin [Basil]	Yeah yeah yeah
04:09:53:06	04:09:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to try to hit home with this guy. I’m gonna try to do some more psychic damage on him.
04:09:54:17	04:09:55:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:09:56:18	04:09:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, this is super hot keep doing that
04:09:58:19	04:10:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it is right? Yeah.
04:10:00:10	04:10:01:25	Chris [TBD]	Just you and me left, baby.
04:10:02:13	04:10:04:15	Jesse [GM]	you’re like it you’re encouraging
04:10:02:21	04:10:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	She’s getting like… You’re getting more and more lolita
04:10:05:24	04:10:08:29	Brin [Basil]	Ooh do it harder
04:10:07:12	04:10:08:29	Chris [TBD]	Ooh, do it harder!
04:10:09:18	04:10:10:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:10:10:04	04:10:13:06	Chris [TBD]	Hit him harder! Oh my gosh!
04:10:11:28	04:10:13:00	Brin [Basil]	Oh god
04:10:14:11	04:10:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	See, this is the thing about me and you if I really think about myself I know every single one of my insecurities
04:10:20:27	04:10:21:15	Steve [Nortle]	at that too
04:10:21:19	04:10:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	And I know that That I just feel rejected and I don’t want to feel abandoned.
04:10:29:13	04:10:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	And so, I put myself out there with everyone trying to take the love of everyone and replace that love with people that were supposed to actually give me love. But that love is meaningless.
04:10:40:23	04:10:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	And so I am just an empty cup all the time. And I’m pretty sure you are too.
04:10:48:25	04:10:51:18	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
04:10:50:29	04:10:53:15	Steve [Nortle]	So are you going to roll to psychically hit?
04:10:52:09	04:10:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, I’ll roll.
04:10:54:15	04:10:56:00	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, are you rolling in to see if you hit
04:10:59:24	04:11:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	well it’s a bonus attack right but it was pretty charismatically spoken
04:11:06:13	04:11:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	i still have uh i have advantage on it so
04:11:08:18	04:11:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	that’s true yeah he rolled a 5
04:11:09:09	04:11:13:17	Chris [TBD]	Why? Is that a d20? Oh, because you’re rolling an attack. Yeah, okay.
04:11:11:05	04:11:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he rolled um yeah i’m rolling to hit oh yeah it’s a five again so um no
04:11:18:02	04:11:25:01	Chris [TBD]	He reaches over and goes right up to your ear and just says, You need me baby!
04:11:19:11	04:11:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	wasn’t that a charismatic attack
04:11:20:19	04:11:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	it was it it was charismatic yeah but it’s plus 10 so it’s 15
04:11:27:00	04:11:29:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh well. You need Me Baby!
04:11:29:13	04:11:31:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:11:29:23	04:11:30:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:11:29:23	04:11:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:11:30:05	04:11:31:13	Steve [Nortle]	there it is
04:11:32:08	04:11:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	I actually need real love I don’t need empty love oh yeah, I’m looking forward to it holy
04:11:34:01	04:11:35:10	Chris [TBD]	Don’t do this!
04:11:34:16	04:11:41:17	Jesse [GM]	come on take him out come on come on
04:11:35:06	04:11:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	oh well then that’s what i’m here for don’t you worry
04:11:36:20	04:11:37:09	Chris [TBD]	Stop!
04:11:39:29	04:11:41:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh mommy!
04:11:42:15	04:11:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	that’s three damage on that one
04:11:45:23	04:11:48:29	Chris [TBD]	I would be at At this point, nine.
04:11:50:08	04:11:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	alright I’m trying to do my best with these psychic damages
04:11:52:13	04:11:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	that was so hot that was so hot.
04:11:57:12	04:11:58:17	Chris [TBD]	Good stuff!
04:11:58:05	04:12:04:27	Brin [Basil]	stuff, you did it my job.
04:12:00:04	04:12:01:06	Steve [Nortle]	You just…
04:12:00:19	04:12:09:18	Jesse [GM]	it’s lust turn now i knew i wanted to see steve for some reason i knew
04:12:03:18	04:12:05:11	Chris [TBD]	You did it much better, Brenton.
04:12:06:12	04:12:07:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:12:06:17	04:12:11:29	Brin [Basil]	No me too!
04:12:10:00	04:12:15:25	Chris [TBD]	He wanted to see Lady Luscious come back out. Oh my god!
04:12:18:17	04:12:19:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:12:19:10	04:12:20:18	Jesse [GM]	Miss Piggy basically.
04:12:23:28	04:12:24:19	Jesse [GM]	So good.
04:12:26:11	04:12:39:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m so
04:12:27:21	04:12:33:18	Steve [Nortle]	Here, let me just slide this into you baby. That was 19 to hit.
04:12:35:16	04:12:35:21	Jesse [GM]	Man.
04:12:37:19	04:12:38:09	Jesse [GM]	Stabbed him.
04:12:39:22	04:12:44:16	Brin [Basil]	glad that I am not listening. Context! I have…
04:12:41:18	04:12:42:07	Chris [TBD]	Context.
04:12:44:12	04:12:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	what it sounded like. Only 3 damage though.
04:12:44:13	04:12:51:18	Dave [Xeros]	what it sounded like oh yeah you didn’t hit my heart
04:12:48:23	04:12:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	I was aiming for your heart.
04:12:51:18	04:12:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	my friends but you know what? Yeah i’ve been in this position before
04:12:52:18	04:12:54:09	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll just have to try again
04:12:53:11	04:12:55:10	Chris [TBD]	You hit the cringe is what you hit.
04:12:54:07	04:12:55:11	Brin [Basil]	the cringe with this.
04:12:57:01	04:12:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I know
04:12:57:17	04:13:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s okay yeah it’s only three all right
04:13:01:07	04:13:03:00	Steve [Nortle]	I know all about your positions
04:13:07:17	04:13:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	three damage thanks thanks lust thanks lolita lust i feel dirty
04:13:19:02	04:13:23:03	Chris [TBD]	Because you attacked me the last round I can now do Radiant Rebuke
04:13:19:06	04:13:21:03	Brin [Basil]	Because you attacked me class,
04:13:22:29	04:13:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah You gotta do a quick roll To see if you can attack me next time You gotta get higher than 12 on wisdom
04:13:28:13	04:13:29:17	Chris [TBD]	6?
04:13:31:07	04:13:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	But I think you still have advantage Isn’t that He’s cooking with advantage
04:13:37:29	04:13:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, baby. There you go.
04:13:40:26	04:13:46:18	Chris [TBD]	No matter how long You may try The only way you’re going to make it
04:13:48:03	04:13:50:05	Chris [TBD]	Is by keeping me around
04:13:52:05	04:13:52:23	Chris [TBD]	12
04:13:55:14	04:14:01:07	Chris [TBD]	Pride targets a creature that Attacked at last round That creature must make a DC 12 charisma save
04:14:02:14	04:14:04:29	Chris [TBD]	Or take 12 damage.
04:14:06:02	04:14:10:26	Chris [TBD]	And be blinded until the next turn. But you’ve got plenty of experience with that.
04:14:09:27	04:14:13:08	Brin [Basil]	I feel like thats gonna give him advantage if he cant see lust
04:14:12:03	04:14:17:08	Jesse [GM]	your charisma is pretty high anyway though
04:14:13:23	04:14:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, he likes being blindfolded.
04:14:14:14	04:14:14:27	Chris [TBD]	What’d you get?
04:14:16:18	04:14:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s plus six so it’s 17 do i take head do i half that though yeah so i yeah i need yeah i
04:14:18:24	04:14:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Way to go, nice, you beat it.
04:14:21:27	04:14:29:05	Chris [TBD]	There’s no… It doesn’t say half damage but usually it does so we’ll just say it does. Yeah, so 6. Thank you.
04:14:27:28	04:14:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	need to take six oh ow my pride that hurt uh my turn all right
04:14:40:16	04:14:45:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh i’m i really just gonna try to finish off pride yeah
04:14:43:23	04:14:45:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, you’re getting sick of me in your ear.
04:14:48:13	04:14:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know man I feel like I’ve found a new religion I feel like I’m feeling better about myself I feel like
04:14:55:06	04:14:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	reflecting on all my yoga tantric
04:14:57:14	04:15:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	oh yes you’re very good at that
04:15:00:02	04:15:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	know I’m good at that everyone tells me but
04:15:00:04	04:15:01:21	Chris [TBD]	You’re the best at it baby!
04:15:01:26	04:15:03:00	Steve [Nortle]	so good
04:15:05:06	04:15:06:04	Chris [TBD]	Because you are.
04:15:06:11	04:15:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	it must be true
04:15:07:03	04:15:08:27	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like I don’t need you
04:15:10:23	04:15:12:09	Steve [Nortle]	but but you do
04:15:10:27	04:15:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s okay
04:15:11:05	04:15:18:01	Chris [TBD]	This is turning into from King Richard to the guy, the Dateline guy. Oh no!
04:15:13:26	04:15:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	but you do
04:15:18:07	04:15:18:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:15:19:23	04:15:20:12	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
04:15:21:13	04:15:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to touch myself and give my self bardic inspiration
04:15:23:17	04:15:25:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, do that. Touch yourself.
04:15:26:13	04:15:28:20	Chris [TBD]	Are you enjoying this? Ah yeah!
04:15:26:19	04:15:30:22	Brin [Basil]	Are you enjoying me? So, I got a question.
04:15:29:10	04:15:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	so I get a plus 5 I get 19 to hit
04:15:31:15	04:15:32:20	Chris [TBD]	Okay that hits.
04:15:32:16	04:15:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay
04:15:34:21	04:15:38:19	Chris [TBD]	What’s his name? I love him so much man.
04:15:37:02	04:15:38:20	Jesse [GM]	murder, mysteries and stuff.
04:15:39:03	04:15:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	is it that or is it the catch-a-predator guy
04:15:42:01	04:15:49:04	Chris [TBD]	No it’s the other guy, The Dateline Guy. But it’s um the actor’s name He does all the impressions It’s great
04:15:44:15	04:15:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	uh
04:15:51:18	04:16:04:09	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’ll be the
04:15:51:19	04:15:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	that is 6 points of damage
04:15:53:28	04:15:56:25	Chris [TBD]	Nice Your pride is looking very wounded
04:16:00:14	04:16:02:29	Chris [TBD]	I’ll be the hottest one for you to get rid of
04:16:04:09	04:16:05:00	Steve [Nortle]	hardest one
04:16:04:13	04:16:05:12	Jesse [GM]	You have
04:16:04:27	04:16:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m with her she’s gonna be the hottest one to get rid of
04:16:09:09	04:16:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	cause it is me and I’m the hottest one to get rid of.
04:16:10:11	04:16:15:04	Jesse [GM]	a bonus action again. Yeah you can make a second attack on somebody.
04:16:12:27	04:16:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, okay, here we go.
04:16:16:23	04:16:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to use my part of inspiration on that one so that is plus five yep, that does it
04:16:19:11	04:16:20:21	Chris [TBD]	That’ll finish it off Yep
04:16:22:20	04:16:28:07	Chris [TBD]	Melted Is there any
04:16:26:11	04:16:30:23	Steve [Nortle]	any are there any numbers besides three or lower you can roll
04:16:29:14	04:16:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	No, apparently but he only had three left
04:16:31:25	04:16:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	there’s a whole spectrum of numbers out there
04:16:34:11	04:16:43:20	Chris [TBD]	and with the fading voice you just hear i would say
04:16:34:17	04:16:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, apparently
04:16:35:13	04:16:38:22	Brin [Basil]	And with the fading voice, it’s here.
04:16:40:18	04:16:48:21	Dave [Xeros]	And something actually does die inside me I’m just like this is weird Wow, self-reflection sucks
04:16:48:28	04:16:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	let’s do something else that’s weird all right list comes in for another tempting strike
04:16:52:00	04:16:53:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:16:52:04	04:16:56:19	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’m not good about that for another thing.
04:16:55:06	04:16:55:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:16:58:17	04:17:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	17 to hit for me to just re -roll this yeah okay
04:17:00:17	04:17:02:24	Dave [Xeros]	uh silvery bops
04:17:01:10	04:17:26:27	Chris [TBD]	it’s that spot
04:17:06:08	04:17:25:03	Brin [Basil]	yeah that
04:17:10:05	04:17:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	you got me on this one
04:17:11:12	04:17:11:27	Jesse [GM]	gosh
04:17:14:24	04:17:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	all the buttons to push even if it just deals one damage you see like those little jittery
04:17:17:28	04:17:19:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:17:21:12	04:17:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	you see those little jittery lines
04:17:23:01	04:17:23:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:17:23:28	04:17:35:01	Jesse [GM]	it’s a lust lust would be like a slow burn Right. It would be, it’s a slow painful death. Yeah.
04:17:24:27	04:17:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	the one button you can press.
04:17:25:03	04:17:34:21	Brin [Basil]	spot it’s like no
04:17:26:27	04:17:32:23	Chris [TBD]	it’s like uh the chick on uh
04:17:31:12	04:17:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	it’s the belly button I gotta
04:17:34:21	04:17:43:08	Brin [Basil]	not the weenus
04:17:35:20	04:17:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Is there a restroom I’m going to go to real quick? I just gotta shake this one off.
04:17:37:23	04:17:38:22	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:17:38:07	04:17:40:25	Chris [TBD]	It’s the elbow. You touch The elbow in the right spots
04:17:45:05	04:17:52:21	Brin [Basil]	Do you hold
04:17:45:19	04:17:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
04:17:46:04	04:17:57:25	Jesse [GM]	So as you’re fighting lust the room, the room clarifies a little bit more illuminates right? And between you and lust,
04:17:47:16	04:17:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	oh are you coming at me? You should come at me
04:17:57:25	04:18:02:00	Jesse [GM]	you can see like through this like ghosty figure that lust is there’s
04:18:05:10	04:18:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	okay
04:18:06:21	04:18:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	sure it is um I really want to get to that Can you
04:18:08:19	04:18:10:06	Chris [TBD]	Rub it on your face
04:18:10:19	04:18:20:20	Dave [Xeros]	hold this for me real quick and I’m just going to point at you and cast shatter is that a yeah it’s constitution 16 but you’re
04:18:11:07	04:18:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	Fondle it Is that a saving throw on my part
04:18:17:01	04:18:17:15	Chris [TBD]	Important
04:18:20:20	04:18:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	half because you’re reduced uh half
04:18:22:20	04:18:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s see so man what is your constitution when it’s five, it’s probably minus three
04:18:30:21	04:18:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we’ll say it’s minus three and what’s the number 20 she
04:18:37:12	04:18:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	you have got to she
04:18:43:09	04:18:48:15	Jesse [GM]	lust is probably your most powerful fiend right it’s uh
04:18:46:08	04:18:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	actually like you look at me and you just put your arms up and they’re tied
04:18:52:11	04:19:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m like damn it shield fine oh my gosh
04:18:57:02	04:18:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	let let me try
04:18:58:06	04:19:00:20	Jesse [GM]	it it deflects off of the handcuffs
04:19:00:29	04:19:02:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:19:03:01	04:19:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	those bracelets are indestructible I will strap in
04:19:05:04	04:19:11:29	Brin [Basil]	The furry handcuffs you should strap in for this
04:19:09:08	04:19:18:05	Steve [Nortle]	we should really strap in for this one okay here we go tempting strike 21 to hit
04:19:17:03	04:19:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that hits damn lady
04:19:18:18	04:19:29:25	Jesse [GM]	wow oh my gosh lust is what did you roll for a damage again it’s a slow burn
04:19:24:00	04:19:25:09	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:19:27:06	04:19:28:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:19:29:21	04:19:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	what was the one that you push the button again
04:19:36:05	04:19:47:26	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i just went for your belly button again oh you’ve got you gotta make sure you do that wisdom saving throw to see whether or not you can attack me this turn. Yeah, I get 12 or higher.
04:19:38:18	04:19:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	damn
04:19:48:03	04:19:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	do it again alright
04:19:48:26	04:19:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’ll do it.
04:19:50:09	04:19:51:29	Chris [TBD]	Mufasa. Oh, do it again!
04:19:55:12	04:20:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	um let’s try this again and i instead of pointing straight at you i’m gonna act like I’m pointing at you and then I’m going to like like lob it like lower trying to get
04:19:58:17	04:19:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
04:20:06:15	04:20:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	underneath the handcuffs like like yeah yeah yeah like right I’m just throwing
04:20:10:22	04:20:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s shatter again what you’re trying to do?
04:20:14:21	04:20:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	it right underneath that really short skirt you’re wearing uh yeah you didn’t
04:20:17:17	04:20:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	10 minus 3 is 7
04:20:22:03	04:20:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	hit that one okay great hey all right we’re gonna yeah I’m
04:20:25:19	04:20:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	Wow, this distraction works well.
04:20:27:23	04:20:39:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, no
04:20:27:25	04:20:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	just gonna marilyn monroe this thing and just like shatter that so it’s 3d8
04:20:31:06	04:20:36:10	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh
04:20:35:15	04:20:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, let’s see what happens.
04:20:39:20	04:20:48:09	Brin [Basil]	way like more twenties and more ones.
04:20:41:05	04:20:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:20:43:03	04:20:47:07	Jesse [GM]	There’s been more ones rolled tonight in the history of D&D.
04:20:48:14	04:20:58:03	Brin [Basil]	Like there’s no, no way! No way. Yeah. Another one I’m still in the fight No way!
04:20:49:07	04:20:49:21	Chris [TBD]	had died
04:20:49:14	04:20:50:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:20:53:28	04:20:55:15	Chris [TBD]	holy cow another one
04:20:55:04	04:20:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	I am still in the fight!
04:20:57:26	04:21:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	All you did was break my chastity belt. There’s nothing wrong with that.
04:21:01:18	04:21:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	you were wearing a chesty belt how
04:21:04:29	04:21:06:01	Chris [TBD]	it’s a tease
04:21:05:28	04:21:07:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s all about the suspense baby.
04:21:12:14	04:21:14:02	Jesse [GM]	What have you done to 1 HP?
04:21:14:03	04:21:17:19	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m down to 10. That was the first time that it actually hurt me.
04:21:15:05	04:21:18:26	Jesse [GM]	You have 10 still! Oh my gosh.
04:21:19:22	04:21:24:25	Steve [Nortle]	I barely felt that. But you might feel this… Oh sorry.
04:21:20:01	04:21:20:08	Jesse [GM]	Alright.
04:21:30:22	04:21:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	8 plus 4 is 12.
04:21:31:15	04:21:33:12	Brin [Basil]	I guess I should probably wear these
04:21:33:26	04:21:34:16	Dave [Xeros]	You missed?
04:21:34:11	04:21:35:20	Steve [Nortle]	What’s your DC again? 16
04:21:35:23	04:21:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:21:38:02	04:21:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, wow! All right, yeah. Nah, like… That wasn’t a very good pass.
04:21:39:20	04:21:42:22	Steve [Nortle]	I like increasing the suspense
04:21:42:24	04:21:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, I think it’s just the age thing. It’s just not doing it for me.
04:21:45:28	04:21:49:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, is The co-ed too old for you I can go younger
04:21:49:26	04:21:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s the fact that there’s a little kid watching us you weirdo. Jeez.
04:21:51:01	04:21:51:29	Steve [Nortle]	Can I go back into
04:21:56:24	04:22:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, roll to see if you can attack me
04:21:57:19	04:22:00:13	Jesse [GM]	freaking freaking murder this guy okay come on
04:21:59:05	04:22:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh.
04:22:01:16	04:22:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to touch myself and have another robotic inspiration I only have two left after this. Okay, so I’m going to attack and I am
04:22:06:16	04:22:11:20	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, you can Attack Hit me baby I hear you’re like that
04:22:11:07	04:22:12:17	Chris [TBD]	One more time?
04:22:12:22	04:22:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	gonna take out my… Yeah.
04:22:13:05	04:22:18:20	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah this britney spears should be playing this whole time actually toxic
04:22:16:01	04:22:17:15	Brin [Basil]	No really though Totally
04:22:17:29	04:22:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	baby.
04:22:18:16	04:22:19:19	Chris [TBD]	Bow bow bow bow!
04:22:19:02	04:22:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, he’s going to say it.
04:22:19:21	04:22:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
04:22:20:15	04:22:22:24	Brin [Basil]	Toxic is definitely the song we need right now
04:22:21:24	04:22:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna reach back and I’m like,
04:22:24:22	04:22:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	I guess they call it the moon touch rapier for a reason and I just
04:22:27:15	04:22:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	Is that what you call a fleshlight?
04:22:30:22	04:22:32:20	Dave [Xeros]	before you got the light out
04:22:34:08	04:22:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	You got it when you said flesh
04:22:36:29	04:22:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, of course not.
04:22:37:08	04:22:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	The rest of it didn’t come out. Okay, all right, good. All right.
04:22:41:19	04:22:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m trying to remember what I actually roll on this. Dude, you are like throwing me off my game,
04:22:48:28	04:22:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, don’t touch me. If I roll a one again, I’m going to be so freaking pissed.
04:22:51:26	04:23:03:19	Jesse [GM]	while you’re stabbed lust is still just like caressing your face totally oh gosh so demented
04:22:57:07	04:23:09:16	Brin [Basil]	This time, you’re very free to solve that problem and then
04:22:57:15	04:22:58:23	Steve [Nortle]	Playing with his hair
04:23:00:14	04:23:02:01	Steve [Nortle]	I see that you’re very horny
04:23:02:02	04:23:03:18	Chris [TBD]	It’s all about the…
04:23:04:07	04:23:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	That would be seven points of damage.
04:23:04:29	04:23:10:24	Jesse [GM]	you have a bonus action
04:23:07:22	04:23:09:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m still kicking it.
04:23:09:03	04:23:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	And then… i do i i pull it out and i’m like you tried to say the word light and i turn it around and jab you again okay we’ll see what this does
04:23:17:05	04:23:22:15	Steve [Nortle]	Alright? Okay, give it a go. Is this with advantage? Uh-huh. I sure hope so.
04:23:22:02	04:23:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	uh yes and then i have my bardic inspiration
04:23:25:04	04:23:26:15	Jesse [GM]	sure hope so
04:23:30:12	04:23:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	Do you not have any bonus on your physical attack? Oh okay, there we go Yeah yeah yeah and I’m sure that you can roll more than three I really believe in you Unlike your parents
04:23:31:22	04:23:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	no i do have five yep okay so that yeah that hits oh thanks thank for reminding me i appreciate
04:23:42:03	04:23:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	I believe in me
04:23:43:01	04:23:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you do That’s like the highest roll I’ve had The entire night No, it’s nine Nine points of damage total I’m going to pull you closer and I’m like, you know what
04:23:52:05	04:23:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	oh too
04:23:54:22	04:23:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
04:23:56:06	04:23:56:15	Jesse [GM]	wrong
04:23:56:13	04:23:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	You are pretty hot
04:23:57:21	04:23:59:11	Chris [TBD]	On all sorts of levels.
04:23:58:21	04:24:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	As you start to disappear I’m just going to give you A really big kiss
04:23:59:11	04:24:02:08	Brin [Basil]	I just want to say thank you for giving that time.
04:24:04:15	04:24:05:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:24:05:02	04:24:10:23	Steve [Nortle]	and then as I fade away you’re just there with your like your tongue is out in the
04:24:05:19	04:24:07:16	Brin [Basil]	Literally I could throw up.
04:24:12:16	04:24:20:01	Steve [Nortle]	little girl version is like it was better than Buck and then just turns around
04:24:22:15	04:24:24:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna go read fourth wing
04:24:23:23	04:24:24:18	Jesse [GM]	dissolves
04:24:24:00	04:24:25:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:24:10	04:24:24:29	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:24:26:03	04:24:28:10	Brin [Basil]	Steve you have some explaining to me.
04:24:27:26	04:24:28:27	Chris [TBD]	to do when you get home.
04:24:28:15	04:24:30:12	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:24:30:04	04:24:33:16	Brin [Basil]	Queen’s closet said I don’t know how i feel about him flirting with anyone but me
04:24:30:05	04:24:33:15	Chris [TBD]	Queen’s Closet said I don’t know how I feel about him flirting with anyone but me.
04:24:30:23	04:24:35:15	Steve [Nortle]	i didn’t know she was watching
04:24:34:13	04:24:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	he only said flesh
04:24:35:15	04:24:37:03	Chris [TBD]	Dog house tonight.
04:24:38:02	04:24:40:19	Jesse [GM]	I apologize this is my fault
04:24:39:18	04:24:44:12	Brin [Basil]	You gave him luck
04:24:40:10	04:24:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:24:42:05	04:24:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	you gave him no no it was random i randomly selected it and so right
04:24:42:10	04:24:44:16	Dave [Xeros]	you gave him lust
04:24:45:16	04:24:49:19	Brin [Basil]	It really was random
04:24:46:15	04:24:47:26	Jesse [GM]	random selection
04:24:48:14	04:24:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay so there’s a shiny ball in front of me
04:24:52:05	04:25:02:13	Jesse [GM]	not a ball But you approach this
04:24:54:17	04:24:55:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:54:22	04:24:59:23	Chris [TBD]	Let’s be specific, no quotes on that. Not a ball. Not a bomb.
04:24:57:04	04:24:58:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:57:04	04:24:58:12	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:24:58:06	04:24:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not a ball
04:25:01:28	04:25:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	is there a portal in there
04:25:02:13	04:25:08:06	Jesse [GM]	shining object, and it is a deck of cards that you find.
04:25:09:14	04:25:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	sorry he’s not there yeah like you are hot
04:25:09:26	04:25:16:24	Jesse [GM]	So they’re like tarot cards, but it’s like a different illustrator. They’re not the same deck.
04:25:13:25	04:25:18:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re all outside the room and we just hear the weirdest sounds coming out of the door line
04:25:14:03	04:25:18:12	Brin [Basil]	We’re all outside the room, we can hear the weirdest sound out of the world.
04:25:16:24	04:25:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	dusted off and
04:25:21:23	04:25:25:01	Chris [TBD]	This is Arrow talking to himself the whole time.
04:25:21:26	04:25:22:08	Dave [Xeros]	this is
04:25:24:14	04:25:27:06	Brin [Basil]	He was just looking in a mirror talking to him.
04:25:26:27	04:25:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:25:27:29	04:25:28:15	Dave [Xeros]	oracles
04:25:28:08	04:25:30:12	Chris [TBD]	That’s literally what the room is. It’s just a mirror.
04:25:29:03	04:25:33:07	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a bathroom. That’s the whole thing.
04:25:30:22	04:25:32:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:25:33:11	04:25:35:26	Jesse [GM]	I’m listening. The DMs are listening to you.
04:25:34:12	04:25:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
04:25:36:21	04:25:41:12	Brin [Basil]	Please tell me you guys have seen that video, PG-13 things to a jar of mayonnaise.
04:25:36:29	04:25:38:27	Jesse [GM]	I care! I care.
04:25:42:23	04:25:43:27	Brin [Basil]	Have you guys seen it? Please!
04:25:44:02	04:25:47:21	Chris [TBD]	of it, but mayonnaise is back in the topic.
04:25:45:02	04:25:50:06	Brin [Basil]	I’ll send it to you guys in front of us It’s real and I’m sending it to everyone right now.
04:25:47:17	04:25:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, baby! That’s a callback.
04:25:50:08	04:25:51:12	Chris [TBD]	No, oh no.
04:25:53:17	04:26:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oracles. Which was quite possibly the best night I ever had with that orb. I wonder if this is actual for Cots.
04:26:02:03	04:26:09:17	Jesse [GM]	touch the deck cards the room like you know unfolds and throws you out again but you have the deck of cards
04:26:09:17	04:26:14:06	Jesse [GM]	in your hand and you’re standing at the door all of you are here at the doer as well you’re
04:26:14:06	04:26:24:24	Jesse [GM]	waiting for arrows uh yeah he’s he’s already like his jaw is like on the floor already he can’t
04:26:14:19	04:26:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	Can I take one out and look at the professor and just throw it at him?
04:26:17:29	04:26:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	Only if he’s bent over though.
04:26:24:08	04:26:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:26:24:24	04:26:28:15	Jesse [GM]	believe that you came out with any sort of possessions from the yeah
04:26:26:28	04:26:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
04:26:29:01	04:26:34:12	Dave [Xeros]	hey remember no no no close your mouth we’re not cramming there
04:26:29:20	04:26:32:10	Chris [TBD]	Took me 15 years to do that.
04:26:36:00	04:26:36:20	Chris [TBD]	Remember?
04:26:37:26	04:26:38:16	Chris [TBD]	All right.
04:26:38:18	04:26:42:26	Jesse [GM]	they never you never shook on this bargain this is this is never an official deal
04:26:41:28	04:26:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	we never shook on this he runs
04:26:43:02	04:26:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:26:43:21	04:26:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:26:45:20	04:26:48:06	Steve [Nortle]	and as he’s going that’s when you flick the card right
04:26:48:06	04:26:53:29	Jesse [GM]	yep yeah so uh yeah he takes he’s he basically he has to go proctor the exam right and so
04:26:53:10	04:27:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I gotta he’s got a proctologist is what they need wait I feel like you should roll if you get high enough it’s gotta go up
04:26:53:15	04:26:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i gotta proctor something too
04:27:00:29	04:27:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah I’m just gonna bend that card and pop it
04:27:02:04	04:27:13:04	Jesse [GM]	know if i donno if you’re going to get this card back it might lessen the power of the deck do you want to do this you know i donna all right go ahead and
04:27:03:00	04:27:04:05	Chris [TBD]	Who’s DMing here?
04:27:03:05	04:27:04:07	Brin [Basil]	Who’s the enemy here?
04:27:08:09	04:27:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	it certainly will change the smell
04:27:10:12	04:27:13:02	Chris [TBD]	It’s worth it. Worth it.
04:27:11:15	04:27:12:06	Steve [Nortle]	worth it
04:27:13:04	04:27:20:02	Jesse [GM]	flick a card at him yeah let’s say uh you gotta be pretty good you just got these cards mint
04:27:13:14	04:27:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	alright i’m gonna flip a caught at it i did their main condition like that means they do fly well
04:27:21:03	04:27:21:20	Jesse [GM]	condition
04:27:23:11	04:27:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	goes to show just how petty you are and how little you learned from this experience
04:27:26:11	04:27:29:25	Brin [Basil]	I got this
04:27:26:27	04:27:29:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:27:25	04:27:29:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:27:28:23	04:27:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	I got rid of all my vices and I’m gonna shove this up your ass
04:27:30:22	04:27:32:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:35:06	04:27:39:12	Jesse [GM]	can that be our t-shirt that all of our viewers buy can that be
04:27:37:04	04:27:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:27:37:13	04:27:40:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:39:11	04:27:50:22	Chris [TBD]	wait wait what part specifically because there was like four things that just happened right yeah yeah yeah that’s really good actually name of the episode
04:27:39:12	04:27:43:27	Brin [Basil]	Wait, wait. There was like four things that just happened there.
04:27:40:28	04:27:41:20	Jesse [GM]	the merch
04:27:42:22	04:27:44:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:43:24	04:27:47:19	Jesse [GM]	I got rid of all my vices I’m going to shove this up your ass
04:27:47:01	04:27:48:11	Brin [Basil]	That’s really good actually.
04:27:48:15	04:27:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:27:48:15	04:27:50:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:49:15	04:27:51:20	Jesse [GM]	you can find it on our store it’s gonna be
04:27:50:25	04:27:55:00	Dave [Xeros]	can it can it be like front and back though I got red of all the vices
04:27:51:12	04:27:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	it’s on our merch
04:27:54:13	04:27:56:08	Chris [TBD]	ah dot dot dot
04:27:54:18	04:28:01:21	Brin [Basil]	Stop, stop, stop! Good idea.
04:27:56:28	04:28:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	we are all adults
04:27:59:11	04:28:00:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:27:59:16	04:27:59:27	Jesse [GM]	Exactly.
04:28:00:05	04:28:01:21	Chris [TBD]	it’s a really good idea
04:28:07:09	04:28:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	in our third and fourth decades
04:28:10:12	04:28:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	supposedly close to our fifth now
04:28:10:22	04:28:11:09	Brin [Basil]	Definitely
04:28:11:11	04:28:20:07	Jesse [GM]	Okay, we’re going to – he’s moving target difficulty, right? It’s going to be a 17 at least to – yeah.
04:28:19:01	04:28:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	A 17? Okay, do I… Is it a straight roll or is it… Can I use this skill?
04:28:22:16	04:28:31:18	Steve [Nortle]	he knows better you’re gonna charisma the card somehow i get to plus 10 of course
04:28:23:23	04:28:24:09	Jesse [GM]	Straight roll.
04:28:28:01	04:28:29:25	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to get a three.
04:28:30:12	04:28:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	Come on, Schwartz.
04:28:33:05	04:28:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	all right the cards like hey
04:28:34:23	04:28:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	No! Damn it. Nine.
04:28:36:24	04:28:47:28	Jesse [GM]	Nine. That’s higher than a one. That’s a lot higher than – yeah, nice. Yeah, so it kind of flutters off to the side and falls on the ground, right and he’s gone down the hall okay
04:28:39:03	04:28:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a lot. Yeah, it’s better than one.
04:28:47:28	04:28:56:16	Jesse [GM]	And he’s yelling while he’s going down the Hall like I expect everyone to be taking Their examinations and doing nothing Else no other activities are permitted Right now okay
04:28:52:10	04:28:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:28:53:18	04:29:00:06	Steve [Nortle]	wait what was the card norto picked it up to see
04:28:55:00	04:28:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	Give me that!
04:29:00:21	04:29:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	The deck of Oracles has… It’s just specific.
04:29:02:26	04:29:07:19	Jesse [GM]	Yeah they’re like Your tarot cards but they’re Not no
04:29:04:23	04:29:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah is there a turtle on it this was a very boring thing you may have it back
04:29:08:02	04:29:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	Basically what I…
04:29:09:28	04:29:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	i get to roll a number like before the session starts and then i get
04:29:12:18	04:29:14:09	Jesse [GM]	Yeah so Basically
04:29:15:03	04:29:16:13	Steve [Nortle]	oh cool
04:29:16:23	04:29:25:22	Jesse [GM]	Yep you roll a d20 And you record the number that’s on it and then basically you can use that number to replace somebody’s role later yep it’s like
04:29:23:15	04:29:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like important yep yeah i can reverse
04:29:25:07	04:29:30:06	Brin [Basil]	Cool! Another silvery bar. Great!
04:29:28:14	04:29:30:05	Chris [TBD]	silvery barbs great
04:29:29:27	04:29:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	wait is that any of his rolls or any roll at all so like if you roll a nat 20 he can be like
04:29:32:28	04:29:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	any role anyone’s role
04:29:36:07	04:29:40:26	Brin [Basil]	Actually, it’s only if he rolls a 5 and a 16
04:29:42:09	04:29:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	five through 16 oh my gosh
04:29:44:03	04:29:54:19	Brin [Basil]	A five or a sixteen can use these cards feet? Apparently mine’s the only one. It’s
04:29:46:13	04:29:49:03	Chris [TBD]	But you chose the feet. You chose the feet.
04:29:47:23	04:29:54:24	Jesse [GM]	i’m so sorry i don’t worry yeah yeah yeah
04:29:52:24	04:29:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	hasn’t been written in the card yet
04:29:54:19	04:29:59:17	Brin [Basil]	the simplest, most childish feat ever but it has the most stipulations
04:29:59:14	04:30:09:07	Jesse [GM]	not written in the book of idios yet or anything it’s not permanent yeah we can uh but yeah it’s basically like foresight
04:29:59:17	04:30:06:21	Brin [Basil]	Does it work if
04:29:59:17	04:30:00:27	Chris [TBD]	I really like it.
04:30:05:15	04:30:10:19	Chris [TBD]	Does it work if she’s trying to damage someone? If you’re trying to actually hurt someone, you get a 10.
04:30:08:18	04:30:10:20	Brin [Basil]	you’re trying to get a pen
04:30:10:08	04:30:12:08	Jesse [GM]	so he can kind of replace any role
04:30:11:06	04:30:18:09	Chris [TBD]	Maybe if you’re only using
04:30:12:20	04:30:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s also for you guys, too. So if you fail and I get something that doesn’t fail I can give it to you
04:30:13:28	04:30:14:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:30:14:14	04:30:20:28	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know Maybe if you want I kind of have to activate it
04:30:18:12	04:30:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	That’s neat.
04:30:20:13	04:30:24:26	Jesse [GM]	but you do have to study the cards like 10 minutes in the morning as part of your
04:30:25:05	04:30:25:21	Chris [TBD]	flashcards
04:30:26:03	04:30:28:22	Jesse [GM]	you can use it yep kay
04:30:26:12	04:30:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine
04:30:27:18	04:30:29:09	Chris [TBD]	four times five
04:30:29:04	04:30:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll just rub them together
04:30:31:19	04:30:38:14	Jesse [GM]	Hey, you’re all there in the hallway when Eros leaves the room. You’re all together again and you see…
04:30:38:12	04:30:38:23	Chris [TBD]	different
04:30:38:19	04:30:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	I conquered all my vices Yeah And then I tried to shove something up his ass
04:30:40:15	04:30:41:00	Chris [TBD]	really
04:30:43:02	04:30:43:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:30:43:02	04:30:44:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:30:43:08	04:30:53:08	Brin [Basil]	so what you’re saying is that you haven’t changed I appreciate
04:30:45:13	04:30:46:08	Chris [TBD]	Eros is back
04:30:48:05	04:30:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:30:48:15	04:30:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	Sounds like he defeated Lust after all.
04:30:49:05	04:30:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	Look I’m not going to actively try to shove anything up your ass So
04:30:53:08	04:31:33:04	Brin [Basil]	nothing has
04:30:55:11	04:30:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	I did defeat Lust. Yes.
04:30:57:08	04:30:57:21	Jesse [GM]	better now.
04:30:58:27	04:30:59:25	Steve [Nortle]	Clever girl.
04:30:58:28	04:31:07:28	Jesse [GM]	As you’re talking, you see all like the students, they’re all heading towards basically the lecture hall for the exam.
04:31:08:18	04:31:11:08	Jesse [GM]	It’s time for the exams to start.
04:31:12:16	04:31:22:22	Jesse [GM]	And the professor, he’s in there. He is proctoring the exam and there’s going to be a couple of other like TAs in the room. Okay?
04:31:24:07	04:31:25:25	Jesse [GM]	So how this is going to work?
04:31:24:11	04:31:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	Are the TAs hot?
04:31:28:26	04:31:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t care anymore!
04:31:32:08	04:31:35:13	Jesse [GM]	Irrelevant. Irrelement. Okay.
04:31:32:24	04:31:42:17	Chris [TBD]	do we get to play these characters again like anytime Eros has to think through something we can be like the little angels on his shoulders
04:31:33:04	04:31:38:00	Brin [Basil]	been conquered We could play these characters again, like any time.
04:31:40:14	04:31:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	They jump in
04:31:42:02	04:31:45:00	Steve [Nortle]	But we’re all devils, that’s the thing.
04:31:44:27	04:31:46:01	Chris [TBD]	You’re the best.
04:31:45:26	04:31:48:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
04:31:49:15	04:31:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	Super hot. Super hot!
04:31:50:12	04:31:57:22	Jesse [GM]	by the way okay so all of you are ushered
04:31:51:23	04:31:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	look what I can do
04:31:52:20	04:31:54:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:31:53:01	04:31:54:28	Brin [Basil]	No no no he has one more.
04:31:53:22	04:31:54:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, no, no. He has a point.
04:31:57:22	04:32:02:23	Jesse [GM]	into the exam room okay um and you are all divided up
04:32:02:23	04:32:10:24	Jesse [GM]	okay the ta is the professor he knows that you’re a click right a little club and so you’re all
04:32:09:24	04:32:10:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:32:10:24	04:32:20:09	Jesse [GM]	going to be seated at a different desk uh at different parts in the room but there will some other students in the rim with you so if you want to place your character you just can’t
04:32:13:04	04:32:13:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh man.
04:32:20:09	04:32:32:03	Jesse [GM]	be at the same tables um and it’ll basically be two on this side two on that side but you can choose the table you’d like to be at and then these are some of our other students with a lot
04:32:34:04	04:32:39:27	Chris [TBD]	Do I see anyone else taking… Let’s see. Just boop out there so much.
04:32:36:07	04:32:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	of a thing, right?
04:32:40:06	04:32:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	This is like our history of idiots, right?
04:32:41:07	04:32:41:29	Chris [TBD]	Front row!
04:32:44:15	04:32:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great. You can be like a wall. You’re blocking the sight of everyone.
04:32:46:29	04:32:55:03	Jesse [GM]	put yeah two on THAT SIDE AND TWO ON THIS SIDE is how you’ll kind
04:32:47:14	04:32:49:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tallest in the top.
04:32:50:18	04:32:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! No! Put him back! He’s going to…
04:32:55:03	04:33:04:02	Jesse [GM]	to mix them there you go and then throw one of those other characters in that spot there okay yep oh perfect okay so this is
04:32:55:18	04:32:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Put me in front of the room.
04:33:00:24	04:33:01:06	Dave [Xeros]	There you go.
04:33:04:02	04:33:12:20	Jesse [GM]	going to be morty okay he everybody has ushered into the exam hall yeah
04:33:05:09	04:33:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh-ho-ho!
04:33:05:10	04:33:05:22	Brin [Basil]	Whoa!
04:33:08:29	04:33:10:22	Dave [Xeros]	Is this the Tiefling girl right here?
04:33:10:08	04:33:12:08	Steve [Nortle]	did we want show that video?
04:33:16:17	04:33:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	All right. All right, we’ll get to it.
04:33:19:20	04:33:27:18	Chris [TBD]	should i have gotten any rest at all guess not you’re right we have not had a long rest
04:33:24:04	04:33:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, we’ve been up for hours Hours and hours We’re just running on drugs and endorphins And character growth
04:33:32:03	04:33:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:33:32:23	04:33:35:04	Jesse [GM]	your purple filth does have healing
04:33:33:12	04:33:35:19	Brin [Basil]	Speaking of drugs…
04:33:36:27	04:33:47:22	Chris [TBD]	oh i’m not worried about my life no no it’s been definitely an hour by the time you came out of there it might have felt quick to you but that was eternity for us waiting
04:33:37:05	04:33:40:05	Brin [Basil]	Can I do a hit of purple filth?
04:33:39:14	04:33:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	an inch tall though a quarter of an inch tall right
04:33:43:21	04:33:45:12	Steve [Nortle]	Just have something in my nose
04:33:48:00	04:33:48:13	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
04:33:50:00	04:34:01:19	Jesse [GM]	right sweet okay so basically so how is this going to work um i think you have everybody’s knowledge points
04:33:50:03	04:33:50:08	Chris [TBD]	Jeez.
04:33:50:25	04:33:52:19	Brin [Basil]	I just did a hit of purple film.
04:33:53:26	04:33:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	can I
04:33:55:00	04:34:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	the dm approves of your drug addiction as far
04:34:02:09	04:34:05:06	Jesse [GM]	or you guys kind of kept track of some of your knowledge points
04:34:06:17	04:34:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	as i think um i personally did i got two yeah
04:34:07:02	04:34:08:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I actually did.
04:34:09:16	04:34:11:06	Chris [TBD]	I have three
04:34:13:01	04:34:14:14	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:34:13:23	04:34:18:08	Chris [TBD]	out of like what 20 or something like that. Like we were supposed to have been getting a lot more, right?
04:34:13:26	04:34:15:05	Brin [Basil]	out of like what?
04:34:17:15	04:34:18:08	Brin [Basil]	a lot more, right?
04:34:18:22	04:34:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	no I actually have four because I had this and then I had it updated
04:34:21:18	04:34:31:14	Steve [Nortle]	right yeah it sounds yeah i think good old norto that’s a whole hand by
04:34:25:07	04:34:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I have
04:34:26:15	04:34:34:18	Jesse [GM]	normal three two okay so basically he’s trying to tell us that he has
04:34:34:00	04:34:38:06	Brin [Basil]	So he’s still trying to figure out how to hold this pencil.
04:34:34:18	04:34:44:03	Jesse [GM]	10 but it can only hold up okay cool yeah okay
04:34:44:03	04:34:52:24	Jesse [GM]	so how is this going to work is um um you your study sessions have like helped prepare you for the exam and that eliminates
04:34:52:24	04:34:56:26	Jesse [GM]	like a chunk of the multiple choice questions that you’re going to have to answer okay
04:34:57:25	04:35:07:01	Jesse [GM]	so uh you um three both have three you have four and you have two okay uh so
04:35:07:01	04:35:17:29	Jesse [GM]	you will have you know after talking to morty and hearing him go on and on about how important this exam is, okay? We’ll get to that.
04:35:15:02	04:35:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	and just cram like study cram everything he’s saying
04:35:17:29	04:35:29:25	Jesse [GM]	You’re going to see, you’re going to say. Okay. So basically since you have four, you know that you need at least
04:35:29:25	04:35:40:21	Jesse [GM]	two more correct answers to pass the exam. You need three more answers to past the exam you need four more correct answers okay this is a multiple choice test
04:35:37:29	04:35:39:08	Dave [Xeros]	is this multiple choice
04:35:40:21	04:35:47:01	Jesse [GM]	okay but you are going to have during the exam you’re gonna have multiple cheats okay so that you can
04:35:48:10	04:35:56:25	Jesse [GM]	use to find the answers to the exam and those are going include yeah this isn’t going to be like
04:35:51:26	04:35:54:05	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to cast detect thoughts on 40.
04:35:54:08	04:35:55:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:35:54:08	04:35:55:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:35:57:06	04:35:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	thoughts are like praise to the man
04:35:58:02	04:36:00:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s literally just, just picturing that girl
04:36:01:09	04:36:01:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:36:02:03	04:36:03:16	Steve [Nortle]	just singing hymns
04:36:02:20	04:36:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know if you want to dig into that!
04:36:03:22	04:36:08:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m like, ah! Get me out of his head! Give me a… Oh my god.
04:36:04:24	04:36:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:36:07:06	04:36:15:23	Brin [Basil]	I think we established that back normal size, but how long is it?
04:36:07:21	04:36:11:29	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, you’re so small. You might actually go into his mind or something. I don’t know.
04:36:11:28	04:36:12:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s true
04:36:12:01	04:36:16:00	Chris [TBD]	I think we established that back to normal size because of how long it took
04:36:13:17	04:36:19:01	Jesse [GM]	You’re like the size of a neuron now, I guess. Okay.
04:36:15:05	04:36:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	Mind spike.
04:36:17:28	04:36:18:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:36:19:08	04:36:20:14	Chris [TBD]	the quantum realm
04:36:19:12	04:36:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	you’re gonna end up with an ant-man of our group
04:36:23:18	04:36:25:20	Chris [TBD]	put me in his nose and I’ll explain
04:36:23:23	04:36:24:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
04:36:26:20	04:36:38:18	Jesse [GM]	So initially, so you will have cheats that will act as advantages, okay? So you’ll choose a skill that you want to use to try and stealth basically like stealth in sleight-of-hand that you’re using to try
04:36:38:18	04:36:49:28	Jesse [GM]	and get the answers either from other students or to sneak a peek at the answer sheet, right? You can be pretty creative with this. But if you fail your sleight of hand or stealth check you have three cheats that you can use
04:36:49:28	04:37:01:15	Jesse [GM]	which act like advantages and those are the span quills the feathers okay you can basically write each other notes and tell each other the answers so you can decide who is carrying those right now
04:36:54:01	04:36:54:18	Brin [Basil]	Sweet.
04:37:01:15	04:37:10:09	Jesse [GM]	but the spanquills is one cheat purple filth is going to give you an advantage it’s going to be like it increases like your recollection from this material that you read
04:37:10:17	04:37:21:28	Jesse [GM]	And then your third cheat is going to be like a persuasion move where you have to try to persuade Morty or another student, uh, to try and help you cheat on the exam. Okay?
04:37:19:03	04:37:19:17	Chris [TBD]	more
04:37:21:10	04:37:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	black span quote we have no idea where that one’s going
04:37:24:13	04:37:28:26	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. You don’t know where that connects to. Yeah. They connect. Yep.
04:37:25:08	04:37:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	right and then the other two i’m like it has a four excuse me four four
04:37:34:18	04:37:37:07	Chris [TBD]	I apologize. What was the first advantage?
04:37:34:26	04:37:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	hey, two is less than four
04:37:37:03	04:37:38:00	Brin [Basil]	What if I
04:37:38:09	04:37:43:00	Jesse [GM]	Um, The Feathers Purple Filth and Morty are another student.
04:37:40:03	04:37:44:19	Brin [Basil]	and he’ll be writing down all the answers and I’ll see them
04:37:45:20	04:37:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	ooh
04:37:46:02	04:37:47:16	Brin [Basil]	Hey, Morty!
04:37:49:01	04:37:49:18	Brin [Basil]	Hi
04:37:50:01	04:37:51:19	Jesse [GM]	Oh, jeez.
04:37:53:11	04:38:02:14	Brin [Basil]	Good morning, buddy Um I just wanted to wish you good luck on your exam If I have this super cool black quill
04:38:02:05	04:38:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	the white one
04:38:02:14	04:38:06:29	Brin [Basil]	This white quill
04:38:07:14	04:38:11:15	Jesse [GM]	a writing device.
04:38:08:26	04:38:20:21	Brin [Basil]	I just wanted to take it and break it. I just wanted you to know that I appreciate everything
04:38:16:03	04:38:16:21	Chris [TBD]	Oops!
04:38:20:21	04:38:31:23	Brin [Basil]	you’ve done for us and this is a gift
04:38:22:09	04:38:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	this I’m casting suggestion
04:38:24:12	04:38:26:12	Jesse [GM]	Snap his pencil in half.
04:38:28:06	04:38:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	on him while she says
04:38:31:21	04:38:35:04	Jesse [GM]	This is like a persuasion check. You’re trying to persuade him to take the pen
04:38:34:18	04:38:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a wisdom 17 saving throw
04:38:37:04	04:38:40:02	Jesse [GM]	a wisdom 17. He has a plus three.
04:38:37:23	04:38:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	oh god
04:38:41:19	04:38:48:26	Jesse [GM]	okay you have you have transferred the ones to morty apparently
04:38:47:14	04:38:48:21	Chris [TBD]	It’s a gnat one.
04:38:48:24	04:38:49:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:38:48:27	04:38:51:13	Dave [Xeros]	oh he’s taking that quill
04:38:49:04	04:38:49:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:38:51:21	04:39:02:17	Jesse [GM]	he’s like oh okay well with the exams about to start so whatever okay all right fine i need a pencil and you obviously got rid of my only utensil he has like 50 pencils but i imagine you broke them all right
04:39:01:29	04:39:03:05	Brin [Basil]	I absolutely
04:39:02:17	04:39:08:26	Jesse [GM]	and you give him the quilt yeah okay they’re all in his jacket
04:39:04:21	04:39:09:18	Brin [Basil]	I just karate trot right to the ribs and just snap every last one of them. Take it!
04:39:08:07	04:39:09:21	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to take it!
04:39:08:26	04:39:20:15	Jesse [GM]	and you broke all of them oh okay great yeah
04:39:10:23	04:39:18:07	Dave [Xeros]	wasn’t that one, I’m just going to add something to the suggestion. You will use this quill as your pen
04:39:10:29	04:39:12:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry about that.
04:39:18:07	04:39:27:20	Dave [Xeros]	the entire time. You WILL get all of the right answers and
04:39:27:04	04:39:42:18	Jesse [GM]	taught he studied he’s ready for this exam number three i can’t
04:39:29:14	04:39:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	number three when you finish the exam and you get 100% on this there’s no reason for you not to go and celebrate
04:39:38:26	04:39:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	And when I say celebrate, I actually slide in the word celibate.
04:39:42:18	04:39:48:19	Jesse [GM]	i can’T wait to go back to the library and start preparing for the next semester oh that would be a great celebration
04:39:47:15	04:39:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	There is no reason for you to not be
04:39:49:26	04:39:56:06	Chris [TBD]	you know back at magus uh the library was actually a bar we went to
04:39:55:28	04:40:03:04	Brin [Basil]	to yeah the library the
04:39:57:22	04:39:58:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
04:39:57:24	04:40:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! Where I grew up, the library was just where we went to go hook up. It was like we called it going and banging on the books
04:40:01:05	04:40:04:29	Chris [TBD]	yeah it was called the library I’m going to go study at the library.
04:40:03:04	04:40:08:06	Brin [Basil]	library yep
04:40:06:29	04:40:07:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah,
04:40:08:23	04:40:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	knocking on the bricks
04:40:10:05	04:40:11:24	Chris [TBD]	I almost got hit by a bus one time.
04:40:12:06	04:40:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	Totally changed.
04:40:13:23	04:40:19:15	Jesse [GM]	so yeah morty has one of the quills do you have the other quill right now then who’s going to
04:40:19:09	04:40:25:11	Dave [Xeros]	Basil has the other quill so we’re gonna have to copy off of Basil but she’s gonna be getting all the right answers directly
04:40:19:29	04:40:27:12	Brin [Basil]	you guys know sign language right a
04:40:25:16	04:40:26:25	Chris [TBD]	I can detect
04:40:27:12	04:40:32:04	Brin [Basil]	b c d e we’re good
04:40:28:05	04:40:30:14	Chris [TBD]	I’m very scared of detecting your thoughts
04:40:32:22	04:40:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, that’s right. It’s just like… Yeah, because it’s multiple choice, right?
04:40:37:07	04:40:49:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re right yeah uh yeah so but anytime anytime you’re like communicating on your turn basically it’s going to be like a stealth check okay because like you have the proctor and the
04:40:37:28	04:40:42:26	Brin [Basil]	I really don’t know what the sign is for F. Is it this? No, that’s R, F…
04:40:38:29	04:40:40:03	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna know the answers
04:40:43:21	04:40:44:09	Dave [Xeros]	Or is that R?
04:40:45:20	04:40:49:18	Brin [Basil]	I think this was our set. Yeah! Is it?!
04:40:48:13	04:40:50:11	Chris [TBD]	Slide a hand or stealth
04:40:49:04	04:40:59:17	Jesse [GM]	tas yeah so even if she has the answer it’s still going to Be Like A Stealth move to get to you guys right okay unless you could also potentially like pass the quill somehow if
04:41:00:15	04:41:11:26	Brin [Basil]	No way . Hey Morty by the way I’m gonna need that back after you’re done so don’t break No.
04:41:03:26	04:41:04:09	Chris [TBD]	Pshh
04:41:07:17	04:41:16:19	Jesse [GM]	still under suggestion he’s oh yeah this isn’t even mine i guess yeah it makes sense uh
04:41:08:21	04:41:11:08	Chris [TBD]	You gave him this gift and you’re like And I need it back
04:41:12:02	04:41:13:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’ll just save that for the end.
04:41:14:29	04:41:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	out my scrying ball and set it on my desk?
04:41:16:19	04:41:23:04	Jesse [GM]	the yeah the the yeah
04:41:19:28	04:41:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like they would notice that.
04:41:20:04	04:41:23:03	Chris [TBD]	Don’t let the teacher see that Yeah, you gotta hide that thing
04:41:20:07	04:41:21:18	Brin [Basil]	Don’t let them teach us it!
04:41:24:13	04:41:24:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:41:24:24	04:41:28:06	Brin [Basil]	Instead of saying put your phones away he says PUT YOUR ORBS AWAY!!
04:41:28:29	04:41:32:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to put the scrying orb between my knees then.
04:41:29:09	04:41:29:24	Brin [Basil]	Like this.
04:41:34:05	04:41:37:26	Brin [Basil]	Remove all orbs from your desk and do it now.
04:41:37:29	04:41:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	You wouldn’t.
04:41:38:10	04:41:41:23	Steve [Nortle]	I always just look at my crotch when I’m thinking hard about stuff
04:41:43:12	04:41:49:19	Jesse [GM]	okay while you’re preparing and everybody’s getting seated for the exam grunge osco also
04:41:49:19	04:41:57:17	Jesse [GM]	enters the room okay yep and grunch is gonna be this red caped figure over here okay he’s our
04:41:51:03	04:41:51:19	Chris [TBD]	Grunt
04:41:56:26	04:41:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	than what went in front of TBD.
04:41:57:17	04:42:05:15	Jesse [GM]	half-orc friend yep yep uh and uh everybody’s getting ready and eros he makes his way over to you and he’s like
04:42:05:15	04:42:14:12	Jesse [GM]	hey man he’s, like TBD told me earlier that i didn’t get the right pants you know it was like i get a lot of stuff from the lockers for a lot of people you know yeah but
04:42:13:14	04:42:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	got a lot of ladiesí underwear.
04:42:16:18	04:42:18:27	Jesse [GM]	that’s irrelevant right now which you know
04:42:17:23	04:42:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	Why is there so much of that in the lockers?
04:42:20:00	04:42:29:24	Jesse [GM]	um he hands you a pair of pants these are like skin tight like leather pants that he gives to you. He’s like, don’t worry though I got your pants for ya
04:42:29:00	04:42:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Grunched, nice try.
04:42:29:24	04:42:38:10	Jesse [GM]	His eyes are bloodshot He has been up all night and he’s on purple filth
04:42:33:09	04:42:34:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:42:38:14	04:42:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	And in all honesty, youíre such a big celebrity here. They’re just going to let you pass anyway, arenít they?
04:42:44:19	04:42:50:19	Jesse [GM]	Look I’m here to take the test okay I know I’ll be fine I know how to pass
04:42:49:03	04:42:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That’s good on you, man. good on you like by any means necessary right that’s i actually think that’s
04:42:56:16	04:42:57:02	Jesse [GM]	Yep
04:42:59:16	04:43:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	like one of the answers to the thing on the test how do you convert someone
04:43:05:24	04:43:17:23	Jesse [GM]	okay go ahead and uh well oh before you do that he’s like yeah well good luck on the test um and as he goes to sit down
04:43:17:23	04:43:23:12	Jesse [GM]	um you see your pants on another student okay
04:43:23:12	04:43:35:06	Jesse [GM]	okay and he has given he’s given out like it’s exam day and he’s been trying to help everybody pass the exam kind of thing right and he’S mixed up all the orders
04:43:24:02	04:43:24:29	Chris [TBD]	I was hoping he was wearing
04:43:24:02	04:43:25:05	Brin [Basil]	was hoping he was wearing it
04:43:24:19	04:43:25:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:43:24:29	04:43:25:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:43:28:21	04:43:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	pants uh -huh man or a woman yeah it’s okay i can swing
04:43:37:13	04:43:46:26	Jesse [GM]	it’S a dude yeah it’S A DUDE he’S sitting behind basil okay and He Has The chunkiest heavy cargo
04:43:46:26	04:43:54:24	Jesse [GM]	pants just pockets just touching the ground just loaded cargo pants okay and as he goes
04:43:47:15	04:43:48:05	Chris [TBD]	Like, splitting.
04:43:54:24	04:44:06:17	Jesse [GM]	down you realize those are your pants. So as a bonus and because you have the most knowledge points right now as part of the exam, you can try to retrieve
04:44:06:17	04:44:11:22	Jesse [GM]	your pants with your stealth and sleight of hand moves as well is part of this
04:44:12:24	04:44:20:27	Dave [Xeros]	how skillful i am with this getting someone’s pants off like even in the middle of this has
04:44:17:02	04:44:18:29	Chris [TBD]	And there’s lust again.
04:44:17:08	04:44:22:09	Brin [Basil]	And there’s lust again. Didn’t take long! Ow!
04:44:18:07	04:44:19:23	Jesse [GM]	He learned nothing! You learned nothing?
04:44:20:17	04:44:22:10	Chris [TBD]	Didn’t take long… How?
04:44:20:27	04:44:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	nothing to do with lust wow this is skills it’s just a skill set it is removing pants
04:44:27:24	04:44:29:00	Steve [Nortle]	he’s like
04:44:28:04	04:44:29:27	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. This is purely pragmatic.
04:44:30:08	04:44:36:01	Steve [Nortle]	in the movie Mystery Men God has made me really good at digging I’m good at digging
04:44:31:28	04:44:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah there you go good at digging just good at removing pants
04:44:35:16	04:44:36:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:44:36:01	04:44:39:29	Chris [TBD]	I always think about the shrinking pants scene.
04:44:37:16	04:44:43:21	Jesse [GM]	Okay. So go ahead and roll for initiative. We’ll decide what order you guys are going in for the test.
04:44:46:08	04:44:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	Nordle is on fire
04:44:48:27	04:44:49:22	Brin [Basil]	Six
04:44:52:29	04:44:53:16	Chris [TBD]	Twenty-
04:44:54:03	04:44:54:20	Steve [Nortle]	11
04:44:57:25	04:44:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	even count that high
04:44:59:04	04:45:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	absolutely I’m not wearing shoes I mean, I’m great at counting
04:45:00:12	04:45:00:25	Brin [Basil]	six
04:45:04:17	04:45:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	You just subtract one toe, right?
04:45:04:22	04:45:06:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry. Just kidding out 11
04:45:08:00	04:45:10:06	Steve [Nortle]	I think they actually only have two toes
04:45:08:18	04:45:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	Eleven!
04:45:10:29	04:45:12:04	Chris [TBD]	My brother like sister.
04:45:11:27	04:45:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like a total of 10
04:45:15:28	04:45:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	every digit there should be
04:45:16:10	04:45:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Hey man.
04:45:21:03	04:45:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, there absolutely is.
04:45:25:19	04:45:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can you grab me one of those
04:45:28:13	04:45:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	purple Izzy things? The dark purple one? The black cherry?
04:45:30:01	04:45:30:12	Chris [TBD]	Filths!
04:45:33:24	04:45:41:10	Jesse [GM]	ale please would be great agua por favor
04:45:34:08	04:45:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Ah, thank you.
04:45:36:12	04:45:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	anything else
04:45:40:05	04:45:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	no hay problema then uh what
04:45:42:05	04:45:42:17	Chris [TBD]	Four or five.
04:45:43:22	04:45:50:26	Jesse [GM]	okay all right so you’re in
04:45:50:26	04:45:56:08	Jesse [GM]	place for your exam it’s gonna go eros TBD nortel and then basil
04:45:57:12	04:45:58:13	Chris [TBD]	What did you roll?
04:45:59:17	04:46:00:08	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
04:45:59:22	04:46:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	22. I’m going to knock this out of the park, I’m gonna get my pants back,
04:46:04:03	04:46:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’mma ace this test.
04:46:07:21	04:46:15:08	Jesse [GM]	but yeah just a reminder it’s basically like a stealth or sleight of hand uh check that you’re making to try and cheat on the remainder of the questions
04:46:15:08	04:46:25:19	Jesse [GM]	you guys remember so much from your ambitious study sessions at the library the library gave you a lot of good information you did actually get decent amount of knowledge points for all of you
04:46:25:13	04:46:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	I just watched Morty most in the morning too. Like, I mean, I should know a lot.
04:46:31:07	04:46:34:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s just one of those YouTubers who you Just can’t not watch
04:46:34:18	04:46:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	I know! We’re gonna be watching him for like sessions to come. Just pull it out and say hey what’s Morty up to?
04:46:41:14	04:46:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	Just let Jesse figure it out
04:46:43:21	04:46:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	He goes on adventures with the sorcery guy.
04:46:46:27	04:46:48:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:46:47:29	04:46:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	His tiefling girlfriend Who just thinks he’s the smartest fella ever She’s not wrong
04:46:54:23	04:46:56:22	Chris [TBD]	Side camping. Yep, side quest.
04:46:54:25	04:46:56:20	Brin [Basil]	Side camping, yep side club.
04:46:55:24	04:47:06:13	Jesse [GM]	if you get a chance before the exam starts you can see what happened in the library before the uh with everybody yeah before you have to put your orb away and it’s it’s gone
04:47:07:03	04:47:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	Do you guys want to see what actually happens in the library?
04:47:09:07	04:47:16:10	Jesse [GM]	so uh when you look into the orb when
04:47:14:18	04:47:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	Grab a drink, let’s watch this.
04:47:16:10	04:47:23:26	Jesse [GM]	you see um morty and this tiefling girl
04:47:18:02	04:47:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	Mine’s empty.
04:47:23:26	04:47:28:21	Jesse [GM]	they are making out on top of the desk in the library okay
04:47:25:20	04:47:33:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh no, Morty! Bang books! Don’t trust
04:47:27:29	04:47:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	See? Bang books! Bang books!!
04:47:31:29	04:47:32:18	Jesse [GM]	on top of the desk
04:47:32:06	04:47:33:21	Chris [TBD]	Don’t trust his answers!
04:47:33:20	04:47:45:04	Jesse [GM]	The guards run in They rush in looking for Morty and they’re like, this can’t be the guy That guy was a dweeb last night And they run past They continue. They leave him alone
04:47:40:10	04:47:42:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:47:40:19	04:47:42:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:47:42:16	04:47:43:02	Brin [Basil]	No!
04:47:42:21	04:47:43:01	Chris [TBD]	No!
04:47:45:04	04:47:50:25	Jesse [GM]	They’re like there’s no way Hey don’t do that! This can’t beat the guy And they continue their search
04:47:50:15	04:47:56:18	Steve [Nortle]	I thought you had defeated your vices but You seem very interested in what we just watched.
04:47:51:26	04:47:53:03	Chris [TBD]	Saved by the girl.
04:47:51:28	04:47:53:01	Brin [Basil]	Saved by the girl.
04:47:56:11	04:48:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	no dude i’m just i’m helping a brother out this guy’s
04:47:59:18	04:48:00:03	Chris [TBD]	Wingman.
04:48:01:18	04:48:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	i just gave him a suggestion if he does well on this test there’s no reason for him not to celebrate and if he’s already doing
04:48:09:03	04:48:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s gonna think that celebration?
04:48:13:09	04:48:15:15	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe that’s the Is that her name?
04:48:14:24	04:48:20:01	Brin [Basil]	If he thinks that’s studying, then I can’t imagine what he thinks celebrating is.
04:48:16:17	04:48:17:27	Jesse [GM]	after the guards
04:48:19:08	04:48:28:28	Jesse [GM]	after the guards run past he’s like oh get off of me oh my gosh get off get off she is like assaulted him basically right yeah
04:48:24:13	04:48:26:13	Steve [Nortle]	it was all her
04:48:26:03	04:48:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	this is even better oh my gosh the
04:48:26:26	04:48:28:10	Chris [TBD]	She forced him.
04:48:28:05	04:48:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:48:28:15	04:48:29:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:48:28:28	04:48:31:09	Jesse [GM]	but it saved his skin
04:48:31:11	04:48:32:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:48:31:21	04:48:32:10	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:48:32:01	04:48:34:17	Brin [Basil]	That’s really good man, that’s real good.
04:48:32:12	04:48:37:07	Chris [TBD]	That’s really good, man. That’s real good. Oh, Marty.
04:48:33:08	04:48:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	timing hit me
04:48:34:20	04:48:35:10	Jesse [GM]	alright
04:48:36:10	04:48:37:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh Marty.
04:48:37:15	04:48:40:05	Jesse [GM]	so Eros you are up first
04:48:42:15	04:48:48:18	Jesse [GM]	So you come to a question that You don’t know on the exam And you realize You’re going to have to cheat somehow
04:48:45:11	04:48:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	all right so i’m just trying to cheat
04:48:49:16	04:48:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	so um it’s a total of six and our book knowledge decreases how many we have to do right he needs to get two questions right they need to get three and I have to give four
04:48:59:26	04:49:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	so being in on the yeah i’m just i’m in on the scam that basil was running
04:48:59:26	04:49:04:13	Steve [Nortle]	how many failed answers
04:49:01:28	04:49:02:23	Jesse [GM]	And you can
04:49:04:10	04:49:05:13	Jesse [GM]	Help each other
04:49:09:11	04:49:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	and it very you guys seen spies like us oh my gosh no actually
04:49:15:26	04:49:17:06	Chris [TBD]	Maybe I have.
04:49:16:12	04:49:17:06	Brin [Basil]	Maybe a half.
04:49:17:04	04:49:19:21	Jesse [GM]	Is it an old black and white movie From the time you guys were kids
04:49:20:27	04:49:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	the 1900s.
04:49:22:08	04:49:22:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh!
04:49:22:16	04:49:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	from the 80s, and it’s amazing. It’s got Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd in it.
04:49:24:17	04:49:26:02	Jesse [GM]	Oh, it’s definitely black and White
04:49:27:01	04:49:28:04	Chris [TBD]	See Fletch?
04:49:27:05	04:49:29:12	Brin [Basil]	Too black? I wasn’t born yet.
04:49:30:08	04:49:30:23	Dave [Xeros]	Anyway,
04:49:31:24	04:49:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to lean over and try to get her attention. So like… Just like, you know…
04:49:33:13	04:49:38:25	Brin [Basil]	trying to get her into the unit.
04:49:41:05	04:49:43:15	Jesse [GM]	yeah the proctor looks up at your thud on the table
04:49:46:22	04:49:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	Well if they’re anything like me they’re actually just busy reading whatever they want at the time
04:49:49:09	04:49:52:11	Brin [Basil]	That was so obvious.
04:49:51:06	04:49:53:29	Jesse [GM]	oh he’s reading no noise
04:49:55:14	04:49:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	21.
04:49:57:17	04:49:59:03	Brin [Basil]	Morty isn’t there yet, just wait.
04:50:00:13	04:50:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	I gotta finish this damn test.
04:50:01:01	04:50:02:18	Brin [Basil]	Morty is not to 21
04:50:03:27	04:50:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	Would you let me know when he’s at 21, please?
04:50:06:24	04:50:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	is that the age he’s supposed to be to drink?
04:50:07:14	04:50:07:21	Brin [Basil]	sign.
04:50:09:09	04:50:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	shut up no i’m trying to get an answer all right fine uh i’m gonna try to get my pants
04:50:11:01	04:50:16:25	Jesse [GM]	okay maybe you’ll have to wait on Morty to get where you’re at in the test so you can try another cheat
04:50:21:26	04:50:22:11	Chris [TBD]	Priorities
04:50:22:03	04:50:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	so like i’m just sitting at my desk and i just like elevator down and then i’m on the floor just crawling so i
04:50:28:23	04:50:36:18	Jesse [GM]	this is a loud wooden floor you’re going to have to make a stealth check
04:50:33:09	04:50:36:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so fine let’s let’s
04:50:36:06	04:50:37:26	Brin [Basil]	And you’re in that front row?
04:50:37:29	04:50:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah but the proctor is like this
04:50:38:04	04:50:38:22	Chris [TBD]	in the front row
04:50:41:02	04:50:41:22	Jesse [GM]	uh-huh
04:50:41:02	04:50:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	as i get to the floor i touch myself what was there was a song about that wasn’t there Yeah, there was.
04:50:41:14	04:50:42:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
04:50:45:01	04:50:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	he’s learned nothing guys
04:50:50:11	04:50:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	I touch myself and I give myself Bardic’s inspiration just in case I need it.
04:50:55:09	04:50:56:03	Chris [TBD]	Offspring song?
04:50:55:23	04:51:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	So no like I don’t want anybody else when I think about you You know that song, don’t you? Okay good
04:51:01:18	04:51:03:29	Chris [TBD]	I can’t remember who sang that
04:51:04:08	04:51:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s inappropriate
04:51:04:17	04:51:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	well that’s unusual he has had character growth
04:51:08:18	04:51:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah I got that That’s a 23 stealth
04:51:14:08	04:51:24:07	Jesse [GM]	wow okay somehow you’re like uh you know how normally like the weight of your body would creak on all the boards but you know
04:51:17:15	04:51:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Actually 24
04:51:17:29	04:51:20:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh, you steal the pants right on.
04:51:24:07	04:51:26:22	Jesse [GM]	in tom and jury the cat walks on his fingers
04:51:25:26	04:51:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	On his fingers Like I’m just two fingering it With my toes
04:51:28:09	04:51:30:01	Jesse [GM]	that’s exactly what yeah
04:51:29:13	04:51:32:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:51:31:08	04:51:33:15	Jesse [GM]	that’s basically what you’re doing across the floor
04:51:33:15	04:51:44:27	Dave [Xeros]	So I like stand on two of my fingers, and I am so good at removing pants that I kind of just do this thing where I snap, and it gets rid of the button in the zipper all
04:51:44:27	04:51:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	at the same time.
04:51:47:08	04:51:55:22	Jesse [GM]	I think you need to make another sleight of hand to see if you can successfully steal the pants because you’re trying to take them off of this person
04:51:50:02	04:51:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	All right?
04:51:52:29	04:51:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	Steal the pants.
04:51:55:16	04:51:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, without them noticing.
04:51:56:23	04:52:08:18	Jesse [GM]	without them noticing I do think that this person is going to have I think you’re going to be at disadvantage because of the quiet still there’s no other distractions they’re going detect practically
04:52:05:07	04:52:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:52:08:11	04:52:09:06	Steve [Nortle]	sound of a zipper.
04:52:08:23	04:52:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	While I was snaking across the room, I did slide by Grunchk, and And I did grab a pair of ladies’ underwear. So, I’m not just going to like… Yeah!
04:52:18:11	04:52:22:10	Jesse [GM]	this indiana jones but with pants to ladies underwear
04:52:19:06	04:52:20:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:52:19:06	04:52:20:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:52:20:18	04:52:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yep! I’m as… Yep! And when he stands up,
04:52:23:08	04:52:27:12	Brin [Basil]	Just yeah because the person wearing your pants is commando I guess
04:52:26:18	04:52:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	He is… He’s going to learn his lesson Never wear my pants!
04:52:30:17	04:52:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	He’s just like working, he’s like… Okay. And in that split second
04:52:34:07	04:52:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	Alright!
04:52:40:08	04:52:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do this. Let’s go with this. Double 20s.
04:52:45:23	04:52:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	Nope! I got a 19 and a 2! Damn it!
04:52:50:23	04:53:00:16	Jesse [GM]	both ends of the spectrum nice nice okay cool uh it’s
04:52:52:08	04:52:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
04:52:55:08	04:52:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like literally 19 and 2,
04:53:00:16	04:53:11:20	Jesse [GM]	meant to be okay uh so when you start tugging on these pants the zipper gets caught in the fabric right zipper gets caught In
04:53:05:15	04:53:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	Wait a second.
04:53:06:08	04:53:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	but this is sleight of hand right okay yeah it’s still a seven so my
04:53:11:20	04:53:18:19	Jesse [GM]	the fabric as you’re trying to remove the pants so you start tucking on the pants a little bit right and you’re not detected we’ll
04:53:18:19	04:53:29:24	Jesse [GM]	say that you’re still there so next turn you can make another attempt this person like looks under their desk when they feel the movement but you have snaked over to the other side so when they
04:53:22:03	04:53:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	hand is just like reaching up
04:53:29:24	04:53:34:20	Jesse [GM]	look under there’s nobody there like oh yeah and they go back to taking
04:53:33:22	04:53:37:00	Steve [Nortle]	He’s holding on to the bottom of the desk with my fingers
04:53:38:01	04:53:38:16	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:53:38:25	04:53:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	right fine this is where i am and this is where I will stay. I will not be moved!
04:53:38:26	04:53:39:11	Chris [TBD]	Awesome.
04:53:40:13	04:53:41:09	Steve [Nortle]	Like crunk
04:53:45:07	04:53:58:00	Jesse [GM]	yep okay all right um next TBD it’s
04:53:58:00	04:54:03:23	Jesse [GM]	basically like you’ve expended your knowledge points so you’ve answered all that you can at this point everything you’ve studied you know
04:54:03:06	04:54:05:25	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so fitting that I have to go through four of these
04:54:06:18	04:54:07:09	Brin [Basil]	Got it.
04:54:07:06	04:54:09:24	Jesse [GM]	so yeah you have two like cheats
04:54:13:09	04:54:24:26	Jesse [GM]	um i don’t know if we determine that but you’ll have like the advantage for the exam for sure yeah the chalice helps you with one activity
04:54:19:20	04:54:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	We drank The chalice thing Right? so uh
04:54:25:29	04:54:28:09	Jesse [GM]	yeah which was like your feet specifically
04:54:27:05	04:54:27:24	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
04:54:28:25	04:54:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	in the day, so it’s gone, huh?
04:54:30:12	04:54:37:13	Jesse [GM]	yeah like it lasts for a day but it’s just for like the one activity yeah Yeah, you can’t use it for multiple things.
04:54:37:29	04:54:49:21	Chris [TBD]	uh well do i go for morty i’m pretty far away from him i’m like opposite kitty corner I need to get Basil’s attention apparently
04:54:49:25	04:54:58:08	Jesse [GM]	You can try and make a stealth or sleight of hand And if you fail You can use your purple filth That’s like your advantage
04:54:49:29	04:54:52:20	Brin [Basil]	I have great hearing, just so you know.
04:54:53:21	04:55:02:09	Chris [TBD]	well, I don’t have any purple filth I was just wondering if the purple filt had taken earlier
04:55:00:19	04:55:05:15	Jesse [GM]	Oh, Grunge is sitting right in front of you And he has loads
04:55:03:25	04:55:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:55:05:21	04:55:11:15	Steve [Nortle]	he’s like pig pen but instead of dirt it’s purple it’s just a cloud around
04:55:09:08	04:55:09:26	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:55:09:23	04:55:15:08	Brin [Basil]	You can hotbox his aura.
04:55:15:07	04:55:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty sure all of us are, like…
04:55:17:00	04:55:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	that is going on one of our shirts as well
04:55:19:25	04:55:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:55:21:08	04:55:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	Gonna hotbox your aura?
04:55:22:21	04:55:23:24	Chris [TBD]	hotbox your aura
04:55:24:06	04:55:26:22	Jesse [GM]	heck yeah we’re gonna have such a sweet product line
04:55:26:27	04:55:28:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:55:27:09	04:55:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	theboardroom.io that does hotbox
04:55:28:15	04:55:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	Let us hotbox your aura.
04:55:32:13	04:55:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll get rid of all your vices
04:55:34:23	04:55:35:11	Chris [TBD]	crutch
04:55:36:18	04:56:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	now i’m gonna shove this up your ass okay i
04:55:41:16	04:55:43:04	Jesse [GM]	oh hey man
04:55:43:25	04:55:59:08	Chris [TBD]	the extra
04:55:44:06	04:55:45:14	Jesse [GM]	sorry the professor
04:55:52:24	04:55:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	chaos oh my gosh
04:55:54:02	04:56:05:07	Jesse [GM]	he’s just like I’m sorry what do you need what uh he
04:55:56:24	04:55:57:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:56:04:26	04:56:06:12	Chris [TBD]	supposed to have. Wink!
04:56:05:07	04:56:10:19	Jesse [GM]	he looks around he looks around and he reaches inside his robes
04:56:11:14	04:56:12:13	Chris [TBD]	Slowly, slowly
04:56:13:17	04:56:20:18	Jesse [GM]	he looks round makes sure nobody’s looking and he tosses it over his shoulder to you you got to catch it
04:56:22:07	04:56:32:27	Dave [Xeros]	got a question though the TBD’s kind of been like pretty straight edge right like he’s been off drugs for a really long like the reason why he’s off purple filth though is it because he was addicted to it at one point
04:56:25:14	04:56:35:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I don’t do the drugs At one point Purple Filth was not a drug
04:56:35:28	04:56:46:17	Chris [TBD]	when I was a rock star right? Because I’m an older rock star It’s a newer drug but yes there was drugs that TBD is now sober from
04:56:45:00	04:56:49:19	Dave [Xeros]	think you need to you need too you need two roll against getting addicted
04:56:45:16	04:56:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	You should fight the new drug.
04:56:49:15	04:56:50:26	Chris [TBD]	I 100% agree.
04:56:50:29	04:56:52:09	Brin [Basil]	Which is less?
04:56:53:12	04:57:00:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m catching this stuff, plus 3 to this roll. 19 plus 3! 23.
04:56:55:01	04:56:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m glad you got that.
04:57:01:05	04:57:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	All those scales, man!
04:57:05:03	04:57:06:08	Chris [TBD]	I am full size, yeah.
04:57:05:13	04:57:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:57:06:25	04:57:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	He’s still mini-sized and the whole nickel bag just hits him.
04:57:09:27	04:57:12:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s just swimming in the permaville.
04:57:11:00	04:57:18:23	Jesse [GM]	right yeah yeah yeah you catch it and uh yeah you you take it i assume
04:57:13:06	04:57:24:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I catch that bag. Alright, so I can now take it to use it as a cheat. How does it work as a cheat?
04:57:25:27	04:57:36:02	Jesse [GM]	your memory so like you may recall um you’ll uh yeah yeah so whatever like skill you’re using
04:57:26:16	04:57:27:28	Chris [TBD]	So I don’t need to roll for it
04:57:30:29	04:57:33:29	Steve [Nortle]	So does that give advantage on a history roll kind of a thing?
04:57:38:06	04:57:40:19	Chris [TBD]	it. Okay, cool. Yep, we’ll do history.
04:57:42:02	04:57:47:25	Chris [TBD]	8 plus 5 is 13. Do we…
04:57:46:03	04:57:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, are we shooting for 15 like normal?
04:57:49:06	04:57:52:24	Chris [TBD]	Come on, baby. Oh yes! 20. Unnatural 20.
04:57:52:13	04:57:55:08	Jesse [GM]	heck yeah okay cool
04:57:55:04	04:57:56:05	Chris [TBD]	I know this one!
04:57:57:20	04:58:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	Roll another d20 real quick. You have to beat a d5
04:58:03:18	04:58:13:08	Chris [TBD]	increase each time. 17.
04:58:04:07	04:58:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s a five but if you fail this you’re one step closer to being addicted again
04:58:14:26	04:58:23:01	Jesse [GM]	uh one of the one of questions that you just answered yep so
04:58:14:28	04:58:16:03	Chris [TBD]	This stuff is weak.
04:58:18:24	04:58:22:02	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s one correct answer for him.
04:58:23:01	04:58:30:16	Jesse [GM]	you need uh one more correct two more you are only two yeah you need two more
04:58:25:19	04:58:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	I need two
04:58:25:20	04:58:26:09	Brin [Basil]	Two more.
04:58:30:16	04:58:36:28	Jesse [GM]	uh okay cool moving on it’s nortle nortles up
04:58:34:13	04:58:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so I have to get four successful because I’m on question three and I’ve exhausted all of my knowledge
04:58:35:15	04:58:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	alright
04:58:45:15	04:58:55:28	Steve [Nortle]	But I remember that I have a coloring book. And this coloring book had factoids in those pages.
04:58:55:27	04:58:56:23	Jesse [GM]	fundamentals
04:58:56:18	04:58:58:00	Chris [TBD]	Little pop-ups that
04:58:57:12	04:59:00:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, fun hyphen dementals. Exactly.
04:58:57:23	04:58:58:15	Brin [Basil]	The fun?
04:58:58:27	04:59:03:12	Dave [Xeros]	dementals well if it’s the fun dementals then they’re probably
04:58:59:21	04:59:01:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:59:02:27	04:59:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:59:05:03	04:59:12:20	Steve [Nortle]	I wouldn’t know the difference. So I’m going to do a sleight of hand pull that out of my…
04:59:14:24	04:59:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like it’s like the bible stories coloring book right
04:59:17:29	04:59:21:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s exactly how I’m thinking of it.
04:59:18:27	04:59:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:59:20:02	04:59:24:12	Jesse [GM]	like yeah it’s full of good information it’s just it’s a coloring book yeah
04:59:21:23	04:59:22:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:59:23:23	04:59:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the one you would give to your two-year-old in church alright
04:59:27:26	04:59:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
04:59:32:15	04:59:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just trying to decide if I should declare that I’ve actually taken The Purple Filth. I think I glance over and I see… Because I can’t see everyone else. But I can see TBD and I glance
04:59:41:24	04:59:47:29	Chris [TBD]	we ingest it? It’s by a snort.
04:59:43:12	04:59:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	Over and I say him just like… Oh!
04:59:48:24	04:59:49:15	Steve [Nortle]	Who knows?
04:59:49:09	04:59:50:27	Jesse [GM]	uh yes
04:59:49:15	04:59:55:15	Brin [Basil]	that’s how I’ve been taking it. It’s, it’s quicker access to the brain
04:59:50:05	04:59:51:12	Chris [TBD]	I guess it’s a powder.
04:59:51:28	04:59:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	You can do it however you want
04:59:53:15	04:59:53:26	Jesse [GM]	it in
04:59:55:04	04:59:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yep It is
04:59:56:22	05:00:04:15	Steve [Nortle]	So I am going to say That I’m using Purple Filst To give myself advantage So, sleight of hand to pull out my coloring book.
05:00:06:04	05:00:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a 19 or a 10. So I’ll go with the 19.
05:00:12:04	05:00:19:29	Jesse [GM]	okay your coloring book surprisingly has like the core doctrines of the church contained in it
05:00:19:00	05:00:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	Of course
05:00:22:00	05:00:24:26	Steve [Nortle]	Right, the first parents were Mada and Eve.
05:00:24:17	05:00:30:03	Chris [TBD]	Does it have a story in there about the brother of Terry at all?
05:00:25:15	05:00:29:19	Brin [Basil]	Does it have an area of character?
05:00:31:07	05:00:32:09	Chris [TBD]	And is it changed?
05:00:33:05	05:00:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s a really good point is the information about Brother Terry change.
05:00:36:20	05:00:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	new history or old history
05:00:39:13	05:00:40:04	Jesse [GM]	a good question
05:00:39:25	05:00:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I think we can put a pin in that but I’m curious to know if things have happened in my coloring book.
05:00:45:05	05:00:46:28	Chris [TBD]	Now stay within the lines.
05:00:47:26	05:00:51:06	Steve [Nortle]	I could have sworn I colored that into lines, so I don’t know why it’s wrong.
05:00:51:01	05:00:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	i’m right underneath your desk and i look up at you like
05:00:55:13	05:01:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	no i’m not there you’re all the way in front of you yeah scrying
05:00:55:17	05:00:57:21	Steve [Nortle]	You’re not there! You’re all the way in the front of the room!
05:00:56:00	05:01:01:25	Jesse [GM]	no he’s at this guy in front of you he’s the one with his pants
05:00:59:00	05:01:01:08	Chris [TBD]	He’s literally in front of you right now.
05:01:02:04	05:01:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, oh yeah, I was thinking that was Morty, that’s right, okay.
05:01:06:08	05:01:11:19	Jesse [GM]	Morty is in the front of the class first chair basically hey Basil you’re up
05:01:13:20	05:01:25:00	Brin [Basil]	well I mean this is a guarantee, right? Do i even need to roll 18.
05:01:18:00	05:01:19:10	Chris [TBD]	You’ve got that quill.
05:01:25:03	05:01:25:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
05:01:26:10	05:01:34:23	Jesse [GM]	you might have to decipher his handwriting a little bit there might be time for he’s cruising through the test he can’t keep up with what he’s writing sort of thing if you fail
05:01:33:13	05:01:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but this is the problem is is if it’s just multiple choice isn’t he just circling things
05:01:38:06	05:01:44:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah no gotcha bitch
05:01:38:12	05:01:40:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:01:38:26	05:01:39:09	Jesse [GM]	no
05:01:41:03	05:01:41:22	Chris [TBD]	Gotcha!
05:01:43:03	05:01:43:11	Steve [Nortle]	No.
05:01:45:25	05:01:47:02	Jesse [GM]	he’s you know what
05:01:45:29	05:01:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	So, Morty is copying down the question so that he can better answer
05:01:51:00	05:02:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	I want a direct answer of this, DM. If it’s multiple choice are we putting it into a Scantron sheet? Or circling the letters?
05:01:59:18	05:02:02:16	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s just circling the answers, okay?
05:02:02:11	05:02:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	So how on earth do we know all she is seeing is just circles
05:02:06:24	05:02:14:01	Steve [Nortle]	But if she holds her quill I mean, she’s right behind him So she could just be like
05:02:07:07	05:02:07:26	Jesse [GM]	You’re right.
05:02:10:12	05:02:11:08	Jesse [GM]	You succeed.
05:02:15:03	05:02:16:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay
05:02:17:00	05:02:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	I had to like sneak across a room and try to take someone’s pants off
05:02:20:16	05:02:21:18	Jesse [GM]	You didn’t have to.
05:02:20:26	05:02:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	Kate, yeah that was your choice man!
05:02:22:03	05:02:24:00	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:02:22:23	05:02:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	I was going with this first but he wasn’t to question 21 yet
05:02:25:15	05:02:32:15	Brin [Basil]	you wanted to who is that question 21 within 30 seconds of the test starting
05:02:32:01	05:02:37:28	Jesse [GM]	he had the most knowledge points so he kind of cruised through the beginning now he’s on a harder question
05:02:37:15	05:02:40:24	Steve [Nortle]	I mean as a recent convert this would be fresh in your mind
05:02:40:14	05:02:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	it is 100 right
05:02:41:04	05:02:41:12	Brin [Basil]	yeah
05:02:43:07	05:02:50:22	Jesse [GM]	okay you succeed yeah he’s circling answers and you’re just following along okay Eros we’re back to you
05:02:43:22	05:02:53:22	Chris [TBD]	What a great problem we backed ourselves into.
05:02:51:04	05:03:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	so as i’m squeaking around on the floor i saw him pull out a bag of purple filth and i’m just like give me a hit
05:03:04:12	05:03:06:03	Jesse [GM]	you can whisper to Grunge too
05:03:05:28	05:03:08:23	Steve [Nortle]	I only have one bag so I already used it.
05:03:11:03	05:03:13:03	Jesse [GM]	ugh hey what’s up
05:03:11:29	05:03:15:08	Brin [Basil]	I have one more bag if you need it.
05:03:18:00	05:03:19:08	Jesse [GM]	throw what
05:03:21:07	05:03:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	filst just damn it
05:03:22:15	05:03:28:25	Brin [Basil]	One of his feet
05:03:27:20	05:03:30:23	Steve [Nortle]	One of his students is missing from the front row!
05:03:30:22	05:03:32:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s not looking at the furrow
05:03:30:24	05:03:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	he’s not looking at the front row he never because morty’s on the front road he never looks at the front row
05:03:35:29	05:03:42:07	Chris [TBD]	oh the things jesse never anticipated oh the pain and anguish we’re putting him through
05:03:36:02	05:03:40:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that thing Jeff has never anticipated Oh The pain
05:03:43:18	05:03:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Soon it will be Brynn.
05:03:45:28	05:03:48:11	Jesse [GM]	that you’re missing I guess
05:03:46:26	05:03:48:04	Brin [Basil]	Please don’t say that
05:03:48:08	05:03:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	just like I want him to throw it at my face like a chalk bag
05:03:54:14	05:04:04:22	Jesse [GM]	yeah mouth open eyes closed
05:03:55:18	05:03:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	right in the face right in the face
05:03:57:27	05:03:59:08	Steve [Nortle]	Does he give a brin-blink?
05:04:01:29	05:04:02:29	Brin [Basil]	I can do it.
05:04:09:10	05:04:12:15	Chris [TBD]	have you been practicing is that what you’re saying that you can do it now.
05:04:10:07	05:04:13:04	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna… Yeah, one second.
05:04:15:01	05:04:15:26	Jesse [GM]	camera don’t look at me
05:04:15:28	05:04:16:09	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
05:04:16:17	05:04:16:26	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
05:04:16:27	05:04:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	damn creepy
05:04:18:22	05:04:19:12	Brin [Basil]	Hold on.
05:04:18:24	05:04:24:14	Jesse [GM]	those are both eyes oh progress Progress.
05:04:19:19	05:04:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	has anyone seen that movie Annabelle
05:04:23:05	05:04:23:29	Brin [Basil]	Did I do it?
05:04:23:14	05:04:25:23	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait.
05:04:24:06	05:04:27:17	Steve [Nortle]	The camera was not on you, but I saw it.
05:04:27:03	05:04:29:12	Brin [Basil]	Hold on, hold on, wait! Give me the camera.
05:04:31:18	05:04:36:08	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know if you realize but your face just goes completely null
05:04:32:02	05:04:32:26	Brin [Basil]	Almost got it.
05:04:38:04	05:04:40:01	Brin [Basil]	Well, I gotta focus. Hold on
05:04:38:12	05:04:47:06	Jesse [GM]	Okay, Grunge is going to bowl this purple field across the floor to you right at your face
05:04:40:01	05:04:59:18	Brin [Basil]	Okay, wait.
05:04:42:17	05:04:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	I just want a bag in the face right now
05:04:46:26	05:04:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	sack me
05:04:49:21	05:05:00:04	Jesse [GM]	and let’s see if it’s not necessarily a throw This is like a hockey puck You’re going to have to stop it or it’s going to go across because he’s an athlete It’s going way past you
05:04:58:23	05:04:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay fine
05:05:00:04	05:05:03:14	Jesse [GM]	so make your uh like athletics sure
05:05:02:18	05:05:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	I gotta throw my face in front of the ball or the bag alright, I’m good at this
05:05:10:06	05:05:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	As good as you are at taking off that guy’s pants?
05:05:13:07	05:05:13:21	Dave [Xeros]	hey
05:05:14:25	05:05:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m apparently the only one that is at disadvantage here
05:05:19:08	05:05:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	No one else is trying to undo a zipper.
05:05:22:15	05:05:24:26	Jesse [GM]	he’s trying to remove his pants
05:05:26:23	05:05:28:02	Steve [Nortle]	Does that kind of make a difference?
05:05:28:11	05:05:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah if I’m using acrobatics
05:05:30:09	05:05:31:18	Chris [TBD]	Guy’s like It’s getting colder
05:05:33:10	05:05:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	yes 9
05:05:35:14	05:05:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	damn it
05:05:38:28	05:05:49:08	Jesse [GM]	so it rolls across the floor and you it goes like under your arm a hole here on the floor against the far wall
05:05:48:24	05:05:49:14	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
05:05:50:10	05:05:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	Ninja Vanish!
05:05:51:04	05:05:53:03	Jesse [GM]	there’s this purple explosion
05:05:54:29	05:05:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	So, that actually works for me.
05:05:56:18	05:06:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	thanks anyway Grunch I’ll try again next round um, I’m gonna try to take the pants off anyway. Let’s give this a shot
05:06:05:06	05:06:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna touch myself for my last Vardic inspiration
05:06:11:11	05:06:23:06	Chris [TBD]	out wow impressive i see
05:06:23:06	05:06:24:24	Chris [TBD]	a two on there is that three
05:06:25:22	05:06:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	would have worked
05:06:30:28	05:06:38:00	Dave [Xeros]	and this is stealth right? Sleight of hand alright if I get a 5 or 6 on this
05:06:33:08	05:06:34:23	Jesse [GM]	stealth or slide a hand
05:06:40:02	05:06:41:00	Steve [Nortle]	One out of three
05:06:41:15	05:06:46:13	Dave [Xeros]	I got this I do BAM
05:06:46:26	05:06:49:05	Jesse [GM]	so the puff of
05:06:47:23	05:06:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	Barely Trying to tell us and then all of a sudden just shouting that
05:06:51:15	05:06:53:20	Brin [Basil]	Where’s the basement?!
05:06:51:28	05:06:53:02	Chris [TBD]	Where’s the basement?
05:06:52:29	05:06:53:28	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
05:06:53:09	05:06:53:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:06:54:18	05:06:59:08	Steve [Nortle]	And I gotta go to the bathroom
05:06:55:10	05:06:56:18	Jesse [GM]	okay so
05:06:56:17	05:06:59:07	Brin [Basil]	Fuck lots of trouble and I gotta go to the bathroom!
05:06:56:29	05:06:57:25	Chris [TBD]	Valkyron’s in trouble
05:06:59:22	05:07:05:12	Jesse [GM]	um while they’re arguing together okay he’s trying to direct you to like the common area
05:07:05:12	05:07:12:02	Jesse [GM]	of the temple you have trucey and you see as you look like down the corridor where all these
05:07:06:29	05:07:07:17	Brin [Basil]	I do
05:07:12:02	05:07:20:01	Jesse [GM]	hallways break off uh you see like darkness like obscure amount of darkness down one of
05:07:17:06	05:07:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	No parents
05:07:20:01	05:07:25:26	Jesse [GM]	the hallways okay um people are walking around seems like normal to everybody else but you know
05:07:27:18	05:07:31:06	Brin [Basil]	dark dark someone’s doing an eclipse downstairs come on quick quick quick
05:07:31:06	05:07:32:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not a type of sacrifice
05:07:32:07	05:07:33:14	Chris [TBD]	Lead the way, Basil
05:07:33:05	05:07:39:19	Brin [Basil]	what’s it called what’s that called again do lumina did defecto
05:07:39:26	05:07:41:07	Steve [Nortle]	Defectio Lunier.
05:07:40:27	05:07:46:29	Brin [Basil]	de facto defectio luni lunia in the base of mentee let’s go away
05:07:41:20	05:07:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	defectio lunier
05:07:47:25	05:07:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	hey okay yeah I’ll blend right in if we’re stepping into darkness
05:07:52:06	05:08:03:24	Brin [Basil]	No, you will not blend right in. Not even a little bit. You will stick out like a sore thumb Ow! Your wing is hitting me
05:07:54:02	05:07:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	i’ll like
05:07:57:03	05:07:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	Your eyes…
05:08:00:16	05:08:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	The rabbit’s eyes
05:08:04:07	05:08:04:23	Steve [Nortle]	pupils.
05:08:04:16	05:08:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	she’s freaking me out guys okay i think
05:08:06:06	05:08:07:13	Steve [Nortle]	So dilated.
05:08:07:05	05:08:09:06	Brin [Basil]	Quit bumping your wing into me
05:08:10:18	05:08:11:17	Steve [Nortle]	Doesn’t that feel good?
05:08:10:29	05:08:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	she is so freaking high guys
05:08:12:21	05:08:14:28	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, are you going to try to steal one of his quills?
05:08:16:28	05:08:17:24	Brin [Basil]	quills from your wings?
05:08:18:00	05:08:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	uh they are insanely magical and insanely strong so you’re gonna have to pull really hard
05:08:19:03	05:08:20:15	Brin [Basil]	From your phantom wings
05:08:24:20	05:08:35:12	Brin [Basil]	Can I roll for how many? What can I roll? The highest You got it.
05:08:25:28	05:08:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	imagine her trying not to.
05:08:29:09	05:08:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	it would it’d have to be probably a nat 20 like knowing the stats on it
05:08:34:20	05:08:38:24	Jesse [GM]	boots of bounding or whatever you could use to like press against the wing
05:08:35:12	05:08:36:28	Brin [Basil]	Dang right I do.
05:08:37:29	05:08:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	And purple filth.
05:08:41:26	05:08:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	If she’s on…
05:08:41:29	05:08:42:29	Chris [TBD]	So close.
05:08:43:22	05:08:45:26	Brin [Basil]	I rolled a two
05:08:46:07	05:08:47:25	Jesse [GM]	that this is what you’re concerned about right now too
05:08:47:04	05:08:50:22	Chris [TBD]	If he just took a 0 right next to it was really
05:08:47:09	05:08:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	still on purple filths too that’s true to what
05:08:49:06	05:08:50:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m on purple fill
05:08:49:26	05:08:52:04	Jesse [GM]	You have one advantage, you can try really quick
05:08:50:08	05:08:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true.
05:08:53:28	05:08:55:03	Brin [Basil]	Can i just have 2?
05:08:56:06	05:08:59:22	Brin [Basil]	I’ve rolled a 15 Can I have 2 of your quills
05:08:59:20	05:09:03:03	Chris [TBD]	I mean, one of them had to have kind of brushed off on you and stuck.
05:09:04:07	05:09:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	try to pull like
05:09:05:13	05:09:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	Is this something that Eros is aware of that he’s doing it so he wouldn’t even know What
05:09:07:16	05:09:10:10	Chris [TBD]	No, he is not. He doesn’t have a clue.
05:09:09:21	05:09:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t even know what she’s trying to do she’s literally she’s like hovering in midair with her feet and I’m like dude
05:09:12:01	05:09:13:09	Chris [TBD]	She’s freaking him out!
05:09:12:08	05:09:14:06	Brin [Basil]	So, I’m pulling in the air
05:09:17:20	05:09:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	Dangling off the ground
05:09:19:11	05:09:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	she is so freaking high guys dangling up
05:09:21:18	05:09:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not even a figure Of speech!
05:09:23:26	05:09:25:12	Brin [Basil]	And I’m sweating
05:09:27:08	05:09:29:08	Brin [Basil]	Damnit! How many times can I roll?
05:09:30:26	05:09:31:06	Chris [TBD]	Nine!
05:09:31:02	05:09:32:17	Brin [Basil]	That was close that’s a 19
05:09:32:04	05:09:33:18	Steve [Nortle]	I can do it, ain’t I?
05:09:32:18	05:09:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	hey How about we make a contested roll? You beat me in a contestant roll flat out.
05:09:37:03	05:09:40:28	Brin [Basil]	How many? How many can I get, though? Damn it. All right. Fine.
05:09:38:21	05:09:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	Just one.
05:09:41:20	05:09:42:24	Chris [TBD]	doing these quills?
05:09:44:16	05:09:44:27	Dave [Xeros]	What did you get?
05:09:45:06	05:09:46:23	Brin [Basil]	And now seven.
05:09:46:18	05:09:47:08	Chris [TBD]	That’s seven.
05:09:47:03	05:09:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	Ten. Okay, you pulled really hard. It’s like the sword and the stone.
05:09:52:25	05:09:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	You tried.
05:09:53:15	05:09:54:24	Brin [Basil]	I am worthy.
05:09:54:21	05:10:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	You still have more time. Like I mean yeah once we save Foulclaw you might be able to try to yank on the imaginary feather.
05:09:54:23	05:09:55:24	Steve [Nortle]	Found wanting.
05:09:56:14	05:09:57:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m worthy. Yeah.
05:09:59:06	05:10:00:20	Brin [Basil]	All right, let’s go!
05:10:02:00	05:10:04:29	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go to the Defecto Illuminae basement.
05:10:04:13	05:10:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	Imaginary feather!
05:10:05:28	05:10:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	Imaginary feather!
05:10:06:21	05:10:08:28	Chris [TBD]	Lead the way, Basil. Right behind you.
05:10:09:02	05:10:11:21	Brin [Basil]	And I’m like jumping really fast.
05:10:12:03	05:10:13:17	Chris [TBD]	TBD is totally out of breath.
05:10:13:20	05:10:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	I start Naruto running because I can tell this is important.
05:10:17:20	05:10:23:07	Jesse [GM]	y’all run down the hallway you lead them to this dark hallway okay it looks normal to everybody else
05:10:23:07	05:10:35:06	Jesse [GM]	but once you step like past the threshold of this hallway it doesn’t get cold uh it’s carnage okay it’s like no one else can see past kind of this
05:10:35:21	05:10:51:06	Brin [Basil]	except for me dead
05:10:38:19	05:10:44:17	Jesse [GM]	you see this there are guards and there are people
05:10:44:22	05:10:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	Wow, this went dark really fast.
05:10:46:02	05:10:51:01	Jesse [GM]	and they are just like sprawled across the ground there’s like scorches
05:10:50:20	05:10:52:23	Chris [TBD]	Dead everywhere? Cool.
05:10:52:25	05:11:04:12	Jesse [GM]	um and you see like it’s a lot of guards really that are guarding this area. There’s these stairs that look like they go down and descend into the temple but
05:11:04:12	05:11:08:24	Jesse [GM]	like the security that’s normally here it’s just been thrashed. It’s just torn apart
05:11:09:10	05:11:13:28	Chris [TBD]	I imagine one of our audience members shouts at the screen Don’t go in there!
05:11:12:12	05:11:18:09	Brin [Basil]	don’t go in i want to go with that onward
05:11:14:11	05:11:15:16	Steve [Nortle]	I want to go in there!
05:11:16:14	05:11:20:21	Jesse [GM]	you walk through this hallway okay
05:11:19:02	05:11:22:27	Steve [Nortle]	You got it, sis. Wow, this is a very pristine clean hallway.
05:11:23:23	05:11:31:09	Brin [Basil]	wait what my gosh what happened get
05:11:23:23	05:11:24:29	Chris [TBD]	Very red.
05:11:24:07	05:11:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	You can’t see anything. It’s like pitch black.
05:11:26:06	05:11:26:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, exactly.
05:11:26:15	05:11:27:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah yeah yeah.
05:11:28:02	05:11:28:21	Dave [Xeros]	Uh…
05:11:28:16	05:11:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, oh,
05:11:31:17	05:11:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	I thought it was an illusion of normalcy.
05:11:31:23	05:11:37:26	Jesse [GM]	you explained everybody what’s actually happened, what they see. You come down the stairs and the door opens
05:11:37:26	05:11:49:03	Jesse [GM]	The door opens to this big open room Okay? There’s this big open space below the temple
05:11:38:14	05:11:42:09	Brin [Basil]	don’t slip on those intestines oh gosh
05:11:39:26	05:11:40:05	Steve [Nortle]	What?
05:11:42:27	05:11:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, damn!
05:11:49:03	05:11:58:19	Jesse [GM]	And you see three doors in a circle okay they’re all facing each other they’re just like doorways they don’t go anywhere
05:11:58:19	05:12:10:15	Jesse [GM]	there’s these standing doors and in the middle there’s this big circle with all these runes on ground okay as you look into this room you see foul claw and he is standing in the
05:12:10:15	05:12:20:21	Jesse [GM]	of this circle and next to him is mutakuya i hate that guy he’s standing there yeah you guys are
05:12:14:11	05:12:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	I hate that guy!
05:12:14:21	05:12:26:13	Chris [TBD]	you can see those we can see them but do
05:12:15:13	05:12:20:29	Brin [Basil]	you can see them
05:12:15:18	05:12:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	Can we see him? Like now that we’ve passed the hallway?
05:12:20:21	05:12:32:17	Jesse [GM]	like you’re in the same room you can see them standing there not magical darkness anymore nope um there’s no altar it’s yeah
05:12:22:11	05:12:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not magical darkness anymore.
05:12:25:22	05:12:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
05:12:26:13	05:12:27:25	Chris [TBD]	we see the altar and everything
05:12:29:05	05:12:33:08	Brin [Basil]	you said just the runes on the ground
05:12:32:17	05:12:41:14	Jesse [GM]	it’s like a big circle this giant rune that’s on the ground and there’s three doors surrounding it okay they’re in the middle of this
05:12:33:04	05:12:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	Runes.
05:12:34:03	05:12:35:07	Chris [TBD]	ground got it
05:12:42:00	05:12:51:04	Chris [TBD]	TBD is going to say I’ve seen this before exactly like where I found the book chronomancy in
05:12:53:08	05:12:54:17	Chris [TBD]	swollen wastes
05:12:56:11	05:13:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	something similar to this too i mean i think we just need to get rid of the room right like magic raisin type so okay do we do we want to just take falcon run
05:13:02:21	05:13:03:19	Chris [TBD]	I just took the book and ran.
05:13:06:19	05:13:12:20	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I’m just going to How far away am I from Mutatio?
05:13:07:01	05:13:07:19	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
05:13:09:26	05:13:13:25	Brin [Basil]	just beat your wings really hard and then it was blow the sand on the
05:13:13:25	05:13:30:05	Brin [Basil]	ground just like there’s no way you can’t fly they’re massive I
05:13:14:25	05:13:21:06	Jesse [GM]	they’re probably something like 40 feet away from you it’s a pretty big room
05:13:15:21	05:13:16:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:13:20:06	05:13:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so um I’m just gonna
05:13:25:01	05:13:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	throw
05:13:25:26	05:13:27:03	Chris [TBD]	Hey muchachumutatio!
05:13:31:25	05:13:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	it helped me in the test but I feel like it would be appropriate if I just threw The Book of Idiots at him right now.
05:13:38:21	05:13:41:08	Chris [TBD]	The original one. The unchanged
05:13:40:21	05:13:50:18	Brin [Basil]	I approve this message there’s
05:13:42:16	05:13:43:10	Steve [Nortle]	So I just
05:13:44:11	05:13:50:27	Steve [Nortle]	read through the closest thing which just so happens to be my coloring book and I’m like no so then I move over to The Book Of Idiots
05:13:50:18	05:14:02:28	Brin [Basil]	a reality check buddy way
05:13:51:07	05:13:52:10	Chris [TBD]	reality check buddy.
05:13:53:22	05:13:54:03	Jesse [GM]	right
05:13:53:22	05:13:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
05:13:54:06	05:13:55:27	Chris [TBD]	Real history coming your way.
05:13:58:11	05:13:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	12 plus 6 is 18.
05:14:00:11	05:14:00:20	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
05:14:01:26	05:14:09:05	Jesse [GM]	you throw the book it goes about 10 feet and it hits something that resembles a wall
05:14:02:28	05:14:27:23	Brin [Basil]	to
05:14:03:29	05:14:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, uh-huh.
05:14:12:08	05:14:15:00	Steve [Nortle]	Look what you did to your holy scripture! How do you feel now?
05:14:16:09	05:14:24:08	Jesse [GM]	of force uh like mutatio is aware that someone else is here like it like kind of ripples
05:14:23:11	05:14:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, he had… Oh, I thought he saw it.
05:14:24:28	05:14:26:06	Chris [TBD]	I thought he did too.
05:14:27:23	05:14:39:17	Brin [Basil]	go idiot sorry Sorry, I didn’t-I only meant it.
05:14:30:16	05:14:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a starter. That hurts.
05:14:31:09	05:14:34:07	Jesse [GM]	okay um and
05:14:34:06	05:14:36:26	Steve [Nortle]	True sight doesn’t mean true speech. You don’t have to say that.
05:14:39:27	05:14:46:03	Jesse [GM]	he turns and looks at all of you. He sees you across the room, and he looks at you and says
05:14:41:06	05:14:42:03	Brin [Basil]	A little bit.
05:14:47:03	05:14:48:01	Jesse [GM]	You’re too late
05:14:48:15	05:14:50:07	Steve [Nortle]	No, he’s still right there. I see him.
05:14:50:07	05:14:54:21	Jesse [GM]	He pulls a moon-touched blade from his robes
05:14:55:26	05:15:00:11	Jesse [GM]	And he hands it to Falclaw He hands it to Falclaw
05:15:00:13	05:15:00:24	Chris [TBD]	What?
05:15:01:21	05:15:03:04	Jesse [GM]	Falclaws takes the blade
05:15:05:15	05:15:07:03	Brin [Basil]	No no no no NO!
05:15:07:03	05:15:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	No! Stop
05:15:08:06	05:15:13:14	Jesse [GM]	Just like cuts his throat And he falls to the ground.
05:15:16:20	05:15:17:14	Chris [TBD]	good time with music.
05:15:18:28	05:15:28:03	Jesse [GM]	You see his blood start to spread through the etchings in this rune across the ground, okay? It starts to spread.
05:15:19:27	05:15:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	ruining
05:15:20:19	05:15:21:14	Chris [TBD]	Folk Law!
05:15:20:24	05:15:21:23	Brin [Basil]	BALK LAW!!!
05:15:24:15	05:15:24:28	Chris [TBD]	No!
05:15:24:23	05:15:25:08	Brin [Basil]	NO!!!!
05:15:30:25	05:15:33:26	Brin [Basil]	Can i interrupt you?
05:15:30:25	05:15:31:28	Steve [Nortle]	jump in there do something
05:15:33:23	05:15:34:24	Chris [TBD]	You can try.
05:15:34:04	05:15:36:16	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, we talked to you. He’s just looking at you.
05:15:37:04	05:15:38:00	Dave [Xeros]	Defectio Lunier?
05:15:39:15	05:15:40:11	Jesse [GM]	Nothing happens.
05:15:40:12	05:15:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	Shit.
05:15:41:11	05:15:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Punch the wall of force with your wall of force It’s bound to cancel out each other because of logic
05:15:49:29	05:15:51:15	Chris [TBD]	Bag of Holding.
05:15:50:14	05:16:00:04	Brin [Basil]	I mean yeah, I’m going to try it just punch this with my wall of force basically what I want to do is put a dome around
05:16:01:15	05:16:02:02	Brin [Basil]	Falclaw
05:16:02:22	05:16:05:14	Chris [TBD]	Can you cast The Wall of Force inside a wall of force?
05:16:04:16	05:16:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it can’t get inside of it. You’re going to have to break through first.
05:16:07:06	05:16:08:22	Chris [TBD]	It’s a magical forest, yeah.
05:16:08:24	05:16:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:16:10:17	05:16:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	Cast a dome around your hand and just punch.
05:16:13:04	05:16:16:14	Steve [Nortle]	Punch like you’ve never punched before sister
05:16:15:15	05:16:16:15	Chris [TBD]	What? Punch!
05:16:15:17	05:16:16:04	Brin [Basil]	alright
05:16:17:22	05:16:18:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m doing it
05:16:19:06	05:16:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	Falcon punch
05:16:21:08	05:16:25:17	Brin [Basil]	let me double check to see what this is I think it’s plus 5
05:16:22:13	05:16:23:15	Chris [TBD]	I’ll claw, pluck!
05:16:28:14	05:16:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	This music is creeping me out.
05:16:32:11	05:16:34:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so we can’t Cast any healing
05:16:33:24	05:16:43:19	Brin [Basil]	it is plus five I’m
05:16:36:12	05:16:41:01	Chris [TBD]	Because he’s in The Magical barrier that Magic can’t get through.
05:16:41:06	05:16:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	save him and get in there so you can punch him
05:16:43:19	05:16:51:23	Brin [Basil]	on purple filth because i literally that was two in a row That was two in a row. Two ones in a…
05:16:46:14	05:16:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, also… I mean, you do like…
05:16:50:00	05:16:51:26	Chris [TBD]	two in a row. Two ones in a room.
05:16:50:26	05:16:53:11	Dave [Xeros]	No, you have… you also have
05:16:52:16	05:16:55:20	Jesse [GM]	we’ve all we’re it’s like a club it’s
05:16:54:09	05:16:57:27	Chris [TBD]	What is happening? Oh my gosh!
05:16:55:16	05:17:03:00	Dave [Xeros]	your physical skills are plus three to strength, dexterity, charisma and constitution.
05:16:55:20	05:17:07:06	Jesse [GM]	like a club now we’re all ones so as
05:16:56:13	05:16:59:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god! That was two
05:17:01:03	05:17:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah but but she rolled nat ones
05:17:04:02	05:17:05:26	Brin [Basil]	two nat once in a round.
05:17:04:18	05:17:05:21	Chris [TBD]	Two net runs in a round.
05:17:07:06	05:17:15:28	Jesse [GM]	you’re trying to like punch your way through this wall of force basically it becomes apparent to you like this isn’t something that you can break
05:17:15:28	05:17:24:16	Jesse [GM]	or force your way through okay um yeah you can investigate the doors
05:17:17:20	05:17:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Can I investigate the doors then?
05:17:24:23	05:17:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’m going to look at the doors.
05:17:25:29	05:17:29:25	Brin [Basil]	Just reach over and turn the knob and go in.
05:17:28:23	05:17:33:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh, once again it’s the door problem.
05:17:29:28	05:17:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh that was it?
05:17:31:21	05:17:33:04	Brin [Basil]	Let’s get it door broken
05:17:34:26	05:17:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	Dang!
05:17:39:13	05:17:41:04	Brin [Basil]	that I just rolled two nat ones in a row?
05:17:41:25	05:17:42:08	Jesse [GM]	need to
05:17:43:12	05:17:45:15	Chris [TBD]	I mean this is pretty hefty
05:17:46:15	05:17:56:29	Steve [Nortle]	if we’re supposed to go into a boss fight then we might just have to call it but yeah hey to me it’s at It’s after midnight right now.
05:17:50:08	05:17:53:27	Chris [TBD]	that’s the moment when the fight starts where we’re like, and then next time.
05:17:56:10	05:17:58:28	Brin [Basil]	It’s fantastic, because that means more sessions for you.
05:17:56:26	05:18:03:00	Jesse [GM]	that’s what i was thinking it means one more session for me okay
05:18:01:17	05:18:02:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:18:04:18	05:18:12:19	Jesse [GM]	um uh yeah you can investigate the doors mutatio can hear you on the other side and he just kind
05:18:12:19	05:18:18:20	Jesse [GM]	of laughs at all of you trying to break through the shield um he’s just kind of entertained by
05:18:15:29	05:18:16:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:18:19:07	05:18:19:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:18:25:29	05:18:27:18	Dave [Xeros]	Does anyone want to help me out on this?
05:18:27:05	05:18:37:07	Chris [TBD]	I’m not really interested in the doors but I do wonder what happens if I said
05:18:37:07	05:18:48:18	Chris [TBD]	your brother Terry says hi! And see if he reacts to something Jacques Bjorn.
05:18:49:27	05:18:52:15	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, your brother Terry would be ashamed.
05:18:54:03	05:19:05:01	Jesse [GM]	laughs he chuckles at you right um and he’s like the brother of terry or would you say that your brother
05:19:05:01	05:19:06:21	Jesse [GM]	would be ashamed right the brother Terry
05:19:05:03	05:19:05:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:19:08:12	05:19:09:13	Jesse [GM]	he says
05:19:11:23	05:19:23:06	Jesse [GM]	your brother would be a shame how does he say this then um this is too confusing with the brother yeah
05:19:23:02	05:19:25:12	Chris [TBD]	In all seriousness, what is your real name actually?
05:19:25:16	05:19:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	he found out who joseph was so Like, he’s not Terry Because Terry is dead
05:19:32:07	05:19:32:23	Jesse [GM]	so
05:19:35:17	05:19:36:03	Jesse [GM]	he
05:19:35:22	05:19:38:26	Chris [TBD]	I thought he was the brother of Terry. Am I a misunderer?
05:19:37:07	05:19:44:22	Jesse [GM]	so yeah he says to you Terry is dead and
05:19:44:26	05:19:46:22	Chris [TBD]	That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be ashamed of you.
05:19:48:01	05:19:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	Basil Jump up as high As you can See if you can get Over the wall
05:19:53:26	05:19:54:20	Chris [TBD]	Is it a dome?
05:19:53:29	05:19:57:15	Brin [Basil]	Because it’s going to only a certain height. But if it’s a dome?
05:19:55:09	05:20:07:00	Jesse [GM]	like Terry you can’t kill what’s already dead. And when he says that did you guys get that? He says, like Terry you can’t kill what’S
05:19:59:01	05:19:59:21	Steve [Nortle]	If he did it Don’t
05:19:59:23	05:20:00:05	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
05:20:03:15	05:20:04:12	Brin [Basil]	No, say it again.
05:20:07:00	05:20:16:25	Jesse [GM]	already dead and he removes his hood and turns back to Foul Claw he’s done talking to on the back of his head
05:20:16:27	05:20:27:24	Jesse [GM]	uh he’s bald he has a big beard but he’s bald on the back of his head you recognize one of the runes that was etched on the body of jenkins
05:20:25:25	05:20:34:24	Chris [TBD]	yeah it’s old man jenkins what
05:20:28:26	05:20:30:12	Jesse [GM]	written on the back of its head
05:20:36:10	05:20:38:03	Jesse [GM]	to be old man jenkin
05:20:43:29	05:20:55:14	Jesse [GM]	he starts sort of like chanting he’s kind of like channeling this door with this spell and the runes he has the rune on the back of his head He has runes that appear
05:20:55:14	05:21:06:21	Jesse [GM]	on the backs of his hands And he’s barefoot as well And there’s runes that appear on his feet So you see five total But they illuminate As he is like chanting
05:21:06:21	05:21:18:08	Jesse [GM]	And again Falclaw’s blood Is spreading Through the run And You guys Are outside The Hallow spell
05:21:14:28	05:21:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	oh my
05:21:16:26	05:21:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
05:21:18:08	05:21:20:01	Jesse [GM]	That Idias placed
05:21:26:18	05:21:38:00	Chris [TBD]	my god hold that jenkin i thought it was the brother of terry
05:21:27:18	05:21:29:13	Jesse [GM]	session for tonight
05:21:31:03	05:21:32:09	Brin [Basil]	Old Man Jenkins!
05:21:33:16	05:21:45:04	Brin [Basil]	I thought it was the brother of Terry The whole time I was way off!
05:21:35:06	05:21:38:05	Dave [Xeros]	Freaking Jenkins. He’s supposed to be dead.
05:21:36:23	05:21:43:26	Steve [Nortle]	how do we break through
05:21:38:00	05:21:45:04	Chris [TBD]	the whole time i was way off
05:21:39:23	05:21:44:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, Hallow Spell. How do we break through a Hallow spell?
05:21:44:15	05:21:50:18	Steve [Nortle]	thanks for watching
05:21:45:04	05:21:52:19	Chris [TBD]	oh
05:21:47:01	05:21:52:05	Jesse [GM]	if anybody’s still watching thanks for watching with us we had fun
05:21:49:21	05:21:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Thanks for coming in guys.
05:21:49:24	05:21:51:09	Brin [Basil]	Thanks for watching.
05:21:50:12	05:21:51:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:21:50:18	05:22:01:11	Steve [Nortle]	tune in next week for a call of cthulhu halloween special yeah so let this really fester
05:21:52:19	05:21:58:14	Chris [TBD]	that’s right yeah we’re taking that little break and then
05:21:54:27	05:21:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yay!
05:21:56:13	05:22:05:24	Brin [Basil]	Yep, you’re gonna be falling off this cliffhanger For a long time
05:21:58:14	05:22:18:07	Chris [TBD]	we’re gonna do uh the call of cthulhu uh awesome well
05:22:06:21	05:22:07:08	Jesse [GM]	not sorry
05:22:07:08	05:22:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to have to do some studying and find out how to beat the Hallows spell.
05:22:10:22	05:22:12:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s right we have weeks
05:22:13:19	05:22:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s prep for this.
05:22:14:18	05:22:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	all right gosh jesse now how am i supposed to sleep
05:22:16:06	05:22:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	You need to start another text thread.
05:22:17:18	05:22:22:09	Brin [Basil]	Well done Jessie well done great now how much
05:22:18:07	05:22:21:09	Chris [TBD]	done jesse well done great
05:22:19:23	05:22:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	Good job.
05:22:24:06	05:22:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	not foul claw floating outside of my second story window looking in
05:22:32:28	05:22:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	alright great job Jess
05:22:33:15	05:22:34:12	Dave [Xeros]	of old is back though
05:22:38:08	05:22:39:01	Jesse [GM]	thanks
05:22:38:26	05:22:46:13	Chris [TBD]	was awesome you knew it would with us
05:22:40:27	05:22:44:22	Jesse [GM]	sorry the exam and stuff took a little longer and slower then
05:22:48:00	05:22:48:06	Steve [Nortle]	help

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