Defecto Lunia

Session start TC: 02:40:32:20 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3566 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
02:40:32:20	02:40:42:24	Brin [Basil]	He’s like, remember when you said vulva to the bubula? Remember when we got - OH SHIT! REMEMBER WHEN WE GOT A DIVORCE?!
02:40:42:08	02:40:42:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:40:42:24	02:40:54:20	Brin [Basil]	I promise.
02:40:44:18	02:40:47:21	Jesse [GM]	I remember, I was sitting next to you when you said that and I had to like double pick.
02:40:45:26	02:40:50:21	Chris [TBD]	When was that?
02:40:51:23	02:41:01:19	Jesse [GM]	I think it was during your campaign yeah there was a lot going on we
02:40:54:19	02:41:04:09	Chris [TBD]	That at all. Delayed
02:40:54:20	02:40:59:26	Brin [Basil]	Speaking of the gynecologist…
02:40:54:24	02:41:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	I can look it up. Yeah,
02:41:01:19	02:41:05:09	Jesse [GM]	have other audio oh okay
02:41:04:09	02:41:11:24	Chris [TBD]	amazing, I
02:41:05:25	02:41:17:22	Jesse [GM]	uh welcome back
02:41:08:05	02:41:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, it was during Chris’s. Freestyle!
02:41:09:28	02:41:15:08	Brin [Basil]	goodness someone doesn’t…
02:41:11:24	02:41:19:01	Chris [TBD]	don t remember a lot of things
02:41:17:22	02:41:27:22	Jesse [GM]	we’re here again oh my gosh it’s us we’re back it’s late but we’re here look um i don’t know how to start these
02:41:24:29	02:41:31:21	Chris [TBD]	uh words are coming
02:41:27:22	02:41:30:14	Jesse [GM]	things i just i just start spitting out words
02:41:31:24	02:41:42:12	Steve [Nortle]	My
02:41:32:15	02:41:38:17	Jesse [GM]	i’m freestyling i’m i’m free stylin fight of the concords there you go
02:41:36:06	02:41:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	whatever what comes off the top of my head like it’s random
02:41:42:09	02:41:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	random
02:41:42:12	02:41:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	rhymes are bottomless
02:41:44:00	02:41:55:03	Jesse [GM]	hip-hopopotamus popping off the top of this esophagus rocking this metropolis all right welcome back we’re here we did a lot of things last time and you guys
02:41:56:29	02:42:08:11	Jesse [GM]	are about to embark on an even more exciting chapter of echoes of idios because it’s finals week and what’s more exciting than finals
02:42:04:03	02:42:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	because it’s finals week right but it’s final you know
02:42:08:11	02:42:11:18	Jesse [GM]	week nothing
02:42:09:07	02:42:23:08	Brin [Basil]	absolutely everything I know
02:42:11:06	02:42:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	I hear that
02:42:14:03	02:42:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	suicides rise on the week of finals like on the national average yeah
02:42:18:09	02:42:20:24	Chris [TBD]	finals week
02:42:22:11	02:42:24:18	Dave [Xeros]	no there’s a race rise
02:42:22:13	02:42:29:12	Steve [Nortle]	no there’s a race as as
02:42:23:08	02:42:28:10	Brin [Basil]	I should not be laughing about that
02:42:23:18	02:42:26:04	Chris [TBD]	Well, apparently it is according to some people.
02:42:25:04	02:42:26:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:42:28:16	02:43:06:29	Brin [Basil]	I sincerely apologize I will,
02:42:29:14	02:42:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	no
02:42:31:18	02:42:39:27	Dave [Xeros]	if you want to like build tension because I mean I feel like there’s something subconscious in people they’re like they hear the word final speak and they just start to panic anyway
02:42:33:23	02:42:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	As a professional educator,
02:42:38:15	02:42:40:24	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah yeah for sure
02:42:41:18	02:42:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	I can verify that simply saying finals will cause blood pressure to increase. Like you could feel it in the air.
02:42:49:22	02:42:59:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah good all right well good we want high blood pressure this song plus finals week your guys’s blood pressure should be like through the roof
02:42:50:08	02:42:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	I love it alright
02:42:52:01	02:42:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s wonderful to have so much power.
02:42:59:20	02:43:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	okay that and the fear of Basil punching you in your face to heal
02:43:05:08	02:43:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	you that’s
02:43:06:29	02:43:08:16	Brin [Basil]	I will heal you.
02:43:08:12	02:43:15:16	Chris [TBD]	she’s not going to pass her final all right
02:43:09:14	02:43:17:20	Jesse [GM]	in basil i believe very strongly that she can do this
02:43:10:25	02:43:13:01	Brin [Basil]	I believe in balance.
02:43:18:13	02:43:26:19	Jesse [GM]	okay um all right yeah so last time we left off basically you guys crushed it at the sky rush
02:43:26:11	02:43:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	sky rush we killed them they
02:43:26:22	02:43:26:29	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
02:43:27:10	02:43:33:23	Jesse [GM]	battle yeah the school of magus uh they obviously had to poison the other team because
02:43:33:23	02:43:41:05	Jesse [GM]	they were not up to par on their tactics and skill level so uh they did not succeed you guys wiped
02:43:42:01	02:43:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	all hung out at the battle of bands actually so they’re just really tired from what i understand so yep yeah that or
02:43:48:10	02:43:55:26	Jesse [GM]	up a lot of their energy moshing to TBD yeah for days and days and years yeah
02:43:51:29	02:44:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	yep that that’s it for days either they just ran off into the forest because they were told that LaDonna was there. You got a little purple filth, yeah.
02:43:55:28	02:44:00:24	Brin [Basil]	too much purple X
02:43:57:13	02:43:59:21	Steve [Nortle]	because they were told that
02:44:02:03	02:44:06:10	Jesse [GM]	reasonable a reasonable thing to do okay nothing wrong with that
02:44:02:26	02:44:06:13	Chris [TBD]	What a great story. What a great story.
02:44:07:27	02:44:13:16	Jesse [GM]	um okay so yeah you guys are basically right now you have walked away with the chalice
02:44:13:16	02:44:20:15	Jesse [GM]	the ethereal glass chalic so the legend states
02:44:13:28	02:44:14:11	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
02:44:16:01	02:44:19:09	Chris [TBD]	Remind me what the chalice does for us, I don’t remember.
02:44:19:28	02:44:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	Does for me?
02:44:20:15	02:44:30:08	Jesse [GM]	legend states that the chалice gives you like ability enhancement so you don’t necessarily know how to use it yet but
02:44:27:02	02:44:27:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
02:44:33:00	02:44:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	If it is, you guys are in so much trouble
02:44:33:17	02:44:35:29	Chris [TBD]	Sort of enhancements are we talking about?
02:44:37:13	02:44:45:00	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the ethereal glass man. That’s your new Halloween costume. Ethereal Glass Chalice Man.
02:44:37:25	02:44:40:12	Jesse [GM]	I should have come
02:44:39:02	02:44:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	because now with…
02:44:42:19	02:44:43:05	Jesse [GM]	than
02:44:44:15	02:44:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m going to go as Ethereal Glass Chalice man.
02:44:47:28	02:44:52:15	Chris [TBD]	We’re going to find arrows three days later on top of a building trying to eat a massive donut, right?
02:44:54:25	02:44:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	Are you looking for wood? Go get the glass chalice.
02:44:55:18	02:45:04:22	Jesse [GM]	yeah is this the rest of development yes, I got it okay cool well The Chalice
02:44:58:16	02:45:00:12	Chris [TBD]	That was arrested by what I did, yeah, yeah.
02:45:03:02	02:45:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	only avatar comments from now on out once again
02:45:05:19	02:45:07:04	Chris [TBD]	I won’t get him.
02:45:09:22	02:45:13:12	Jesse [GM]	The Chalis does things during certain activities.
02:45:14:27	02:45:16:25	Chris [TBD]	Once again, poor choice of words
02:45:15:25	02:45:26:15	Brin [Basil]	Just making it worse, just everyone’s best interpretation.
02:45:16:11	02:45:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	what’s again like okay all right i
02:45:20:07	02:45:21:28	Jesse [GM]	We’ll ask our viewers to leave a comment
02:45:23:00	02:45:25:10	Jesse [GM]	for the best explanation of what I should have said.
02:45:27:19	02:45:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	the comparative hermeneutics of what you’re saying yeah all right does your dnd cover character suffer from ed can
02:45:28:26	02:45:33:09	Jesse [GM]	It helps with erectile dysfunction! Okay that’s what it does, alright?
02:45:37:18	02:45:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	i just can we make a commercial
02:45:39:21	02:45:45:21	Jesse [GM]	That’s our break actually like halfway through that’s who sponsoring this video.
02:45:42:08	02:45:47:22	Chris [TBD]	Yeah This episode brought to you by Hymns
02:45:45:21	02:45:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	go get the ethereal glass chalice
02:45:46:10	02:45:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	the ethereal flash chat we’re off to a great start everybody
02:45:49:28	02:46:01:16	Jesse [GM]	okay great here we go you guys are currently like the heroes of the school
02:45:52:19	02:45:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	this is yeah yeah
02:45:53:00	02:45:55:23	Chris [TBD]	is a very normal start for us
02:45:55:02	02:45:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	that’s okay it’s almost nine o’clock we’re good
02:45:55:10	02:45:57:27	Brin [Basil]	No other way.
02:46:01:05	02:46:03:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah What up
02:46:01:07	02:46:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we are
02:46:01:16	02:46:12:07	Jesse [GM]	okay you have rocked it like School of Idiots no The School of Idios has Okay, the School of Ideas It’s been a long time since they’ve won the Skyrush
02:46:03:27	02:46:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	question
02:46:05:21	02:46:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	no you can call on me when you’re done
02:46:12:07	02:46:23:28	Jesse [GM]	Magus has dominated this thing And now you guys have the chalice You guys destroyed them And you’re back at the dorms and everybody, like tons of students are there with you At the dorm.
02:46:24:00	02:46:29:11	Jesse [GM]	Everybody just like screaming loud music is playing maybe some popular music that we’re
02:46:29:11	02:46:41:02	Jesse [GM]	Familiar with but yeah, you got everybody’s getting hyped question oh
02:46:30:17	02:46:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	now that we are celebrity athletes at the school does that help us with teachers
02:46:38:26	02:46:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	being a little bit lenient on our grades
02:46:41:02	02:46:47:08	Jesse [GM]	if the teacher cares About athletics I suppose it could
02:46:47:09	02:46:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure my teacher cares about
02:46:48:13	02:46:50:16	Chris [TBD]	Lauren Sox does not care.
02:46:50:07	02:46:51:00	Jesse [GM]	We’ll see
02:46:51:01	02:46:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	say that he’s your teacher too
02:46:53:22	02:46:54:19	Chris [TBD]	I know.
02:46:55:04	02:46:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	you should actually already have a passing grade
02:46:58:25	02:47:00:11	Jesse [GM]	Depends on your professor
02:47:00:14	02:47:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay
02:47:01:19	02:47:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to assume that I’ve already passed
02:47:02:04	02:47:02:25	Jesse [GM]	we’ll see.
02:47:04:20	02:47:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	I thought Nortle would just assume that anyway
02:47:06:22	02:47:06:28	Jesse [GM]	Okay,
02:47:07:11	02:47:11:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m one punch away.
02:47:10:25	02:47:12:12	Chris [TBD]	Wait, we’re taking a test?
02:47:11:01	02:47:30:09	Brin [Basil]	holding up
02:47:13:00	02:47:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	what
02:47:14:04	02:47:25:22	Jesse [GM]	okay, as you guys are here with like all the student body everybody’s chanting and kind of screaming your names a couple people recognize you guys okay and they’re like oh my yeah but then they’re Like holy sh
02:47:22:23	02:47:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	so many points I’m holding up the glass chalice and I’m just like
02:47:23:24	02:47:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m Nordle and that spread
02:47:25:22	02:47:30:26	Jesse [GM]	you guys are in the freaking TBD Oh my ah You know everybody’s like
02:47:32:06	02:47:33:04	Jesse [GM]	Ah okay
02:47:33:12	02:47:39:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m just assuming their parents are fans of my music is what’s going on.
02:47:38:22	02:47:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like hey
02:47:38:22	02:47:39:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:47:38:22	02:47:42:24	Jesse [GM]	Yeah there’s like There’s like A couple of kids who were like I have you on vinyl.
02:47:39:21	02:47:40:05	Steve [Nortle]	you’re
02:47:41:16	02:47:43:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47:43:16	02:47:45:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:47:45:15	02:47:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	now in your legacy era of your career
02:47:46:21	02:47:51:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, Legacy Air 100%. When I tour it’s always to the USANA Amphitheater.
02:47:51:16	02:47:53:09	Jesse [GM]	Yes, yes, yes.
02:47:53:16	02:47:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	Only seated people. Only people are sitting. There’s no floor.
02:47:54:22	02:47:56:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:47:56:03	02:47:57:22	Chris [TBD]	There’s no standing room anymore.
02:47:58:08	02:48:00:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:47:58:14	02:48:00:13	Brin [Basil]	holy seated
02:48:01:26	02:48:06:28	Jesse [GM]	There’s a few students with some taste left and then a few people recognize you as your…
02:48:04:03	02:48:05:29	Chris [TBD]	They know, they know,they know.
02:48:05:20	02:48:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I know who you are and you know who I am. Let’s just get this all out of the air. Do you want to come touch The Chalice?
02:48:14:02	02:48:19:05	Jesse [GM]	So there are several… This is going to regret me. Regret me?
02:48:19:10	02:48:21:09	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to regret this. Yeah.
02:48:20:23	02:48:32:11	Jesse [GM]	yeah uh there’s several female students who recognize eros and your invitation and before you can even ask the question there’s just hands all over you there’s
02:48:32:11	02:48:37:20	Jesse [GM]	all kinds of rules being broken at this party because this is a church school okay and there are people touching
02:48:33:12	02:48:34:26	Chris [TBD]	I said the chalice
02:48:35:12	02:48:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	okay so
02:48:37:26	02:48:49:13	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to try run interference both as a roadie so this is familiar um the big difference is how dry the t -shirts are that’s what i’m not
02:48:49:13	02:48:51:19	Steve [Nortle]	used to and the second thing is
02:48:50:27	02:48:51:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:51:15	02:48:53:20	Jesse [GM]	Oh my gosh!
02:48:51:24	02:48:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	that’s that’s i’ll try they all right now the second thing is i know the arrow to
02:48:53:19	02:49:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	all right the second think is i know that eros is a holy man now and I am going to do my utmost to
02:49:05:12	02:49:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	protect my friend
02:49:08:08	02:49:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	cock protect yep yeah okay okay
02:49:09:05	02:49:12:01	Brin [Basil]	gonna put a sock on that chalice
02:49:10:12	02:49:11:06	Chris [TBD]	need to roll on this
02:49:12:04	02:49:13:29	Jesse [GM]	Nortle’s the only one who read
02:49:12:24	02:49:19:07	Steve [Nortle]	I signed it in triplicate of course
02:49:17:00	02:49:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	can this be like a roll -off like because i think at this point i’m probably yeah i’m gonna be actively fighting against
02:49:18:21	02:49:20:00	Jesse [GM]	Signed in Triplica
02:49:21:02	02:49:30:11	Steve [Nortle]	yeah are we just like straight numbers is that what okay I got 16 oh
02:49:26:10	02:49:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	my nature is coming out oh yeah dude you got me
02:49:34:04	02:49:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	17
02:49:34:15	02:49:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	17
02:49:36:07	02:49:36:22	Chris [TBD]	one
02:49:36:10	02:49:41:10	Brin [Basil]	way I mean if that isn’t fate
02:49:37:27	02:49:47:02	Steve [Nortle]	i tried to save your soul sure
02:49:38:15	02:49:41:13	Chris [TBD]	So he’s only going to feel Slightly guilty
02:49:41:10	02:50:07:16	Brin [Basil]	i don’t know what it is
02:49:41:19	02:49:53:04	Jesse [GM]	so you are like nortle is typically like grounded like a rock right you’re like sturdy solid yeah not nope he’s there’s no words
02:49:47:02	02:49:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	yeah you can’t say anything at this point
02:49:47:06	02:49:48:23	Dave [Xeros]	solid as a rock
02:49:52:25	02:49:53:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:49:56:01	02:50:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	i really hope my children aren’t watching they are adult though like we
02:49:58:07	02:50:05:24	Jesse [GM]	okay but this just proves the force that these like uh young adult females have
02:50:04:25	02:50:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the power of the ethereal glass chalice they are they are adult This is a college town.
02:50:05:24	02:50:12:29	Jesse [GM]	they are adult they are adults they’re adults theyre adults yeah i’m looking at the
02:50:07:29	02:50:10:19	Steve [Nortle]	really want to emphasize we’re at college this is a college
02:50:12:02	02:50:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	We’re all adults, like oddly enough – yeah,
02:50:12:25	02:50:18:27	Chris [TBD]	Consenting, choosing, capable of making a decision.
02:50:13:02	02:50:17:08	Brin [Basil]	consenting to viewer discretion isn’t advised
02:50:13:09	02:50:22:12	Jesse [GM]	yeah uh -huh yeah yeah they do well you uh so they they blow past nortle okay and they’re coming for
02:50:22:12	02:50:33:12	Jesse [GM]	you they kind of tackle you like there’s people kind of all over your people are just way too hyped okay yeah there’s a few like student body officers who are like they have like little sort of batons like those kind
02:50:33:12	02:50:37:06	Jesse [GM]	of plastic big things you know and they’re like stop stop this stop it yeah
02:50:36:20	02:50:38:09	Brin [Basil]	they’re inflatable
02:50:38:25	02:50:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like, hey, you are the student body offices, my friend. Get in on this!
02:50:39:02	02:50:41:27	Steve [Nortle]	you are the student’s body
02:50:39:29	02:50:41:29	Jesse [GM]	why don’t you roll will
02:50:43:15	02:50:47:25	Jesse [GM]	you will you roll a percentage die real quick
02:50:44:03	02:50:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	feel the students bodies
02:50:46:12	02:50:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’ll roll percentage die.
02:50:49:12	02:50:53:05	Jesse [GM]	this is gonna be we’re any damage from this
02:50:53:23	02:50:54:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:50:55:02	02:50:58:14	Jesse [GM]	real quick okay because there are enough to get past Nortles so I feel like you have to
02:50:55:28	02:51:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a – I’m okay. I still got 16 points of health. We’re good.
02:50:57:15	02:50:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	estrogen
02:51:03:19	02:51:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	Is that seven?
02:51:03:20	02:51:13:15	Brin [Basil]	I thought double zero was zero. No?
02:51:05:13	02:51:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s 17
02:51:07:07	02:51:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s the double zero.
02:51:08:19	02:51:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so that’s a 10.
02:51:10:05	02:51:10:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s… Oh, okay.
02:51:13:28	02:51:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	No, it counts as 10. If you’re just looking at a percentile die… So if you get…
02:51:17:09	02:51:17:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay.
02:51:17:22	02:51:19:11	Chris [TBD]	he’s saying the one
02:51:20:18	02:51:21:17	Brin [Basil]	That’s not ten?
02:51:22:00	02:51:29:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a ten and then there’s the double zero and that counts. Those are the percentiles. It’s 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100.
02:51:30:16	02:51:41:10	Steve [Nortle]	If you’ve got two of the D10s you ignore the smaller number and you just look at the big number on the percentile died for its value
02:51:41:10	02:51:51:18	Steve [Nortle]	and in the case of zero that counts as a 10 because you don’t have a 0 side on your die so oh
02:51:46:03	02:51:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right. 17% then?
02:51:50:21	02:51:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay.
02:51:51:18	02:51:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	I thought you were adding them no so that counts at 7
02:51:54:21	02:51:55:08	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no.
02:51:56:24	02:51:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	7% damage.
02:51:58:04	02:52:02:07	Jesse [GM]	sweet okay yeah yeah you lose like 1 hp or something right
02:51:58:10	02:52:05:29	Brin [Basil]	okay no yeah you’re good because I’m like
02:51:59:25	02:52:02:09	Steve [Nortle]	yeah sorry I misunderstood what we were talking about
02:52:02:00	02:52:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not going to break down this wall, my friend?
02:52:06:00	02:52:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	Solid as a rock!
02:52:06:06	02:52:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	solid as a rock are you holding up your holy book
02:52:09:29	02:52:15:25	Jesse [GM]	all this is happening uh grunch the team captain who the only vowel in his name
02:52:14:19	02:52:20:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s how I wrote it down.
02:52:15:25	02:52:24:10	Jesse [GM]	is the u maybe okay it could just be another consonant described grunch it could yeah we
02:52:19:11	02:52:21:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:52:20:01	02:52:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	Or is it a Y? Yeah.
02:52:24:01	02:52:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	G-R-Y in C-H-K?
02:52:24:10	02:52:35:24	Jesse [GM]	don’t know we don’t no there might not be any vowels but it’s pronounced yeah uh he sees you guys and he’s like oh man man you guys killed it out there in the game man you saved our freaking
02:52:26:25	02:52:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	okay
02:52:27:09	02:52:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:52:35:24	02:52:37:07	Jesse [GM]	a-holes man
02:52:36:13	02:52:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah we did.
02:52:37:20	02:52:38:29	Chris [TBD]	That’s so specific!
02:52:40:12	02:52:42:18	Steve [Nortle]	I realize that
02:52:40:22	02:52:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	I hear the rumors of what happens after of the game if you lose. It’s bad, there’s showers involved it’s like
02:52:46:29	02:52:49:06	Chris [TBD]	It’s showers and balls like that.
02:52:48:00	02:52:51:12	Jesse [GM]	oh man he’s laughing so high that you guys want
02:52:48:04	02:52:49:00	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like
02:52:53:04	02:53:02:16	Brin [Basil]	Wait just one second, we gotta pause. Okay I’m almost ready.
02:52:57:22	02:52:58:28	Chris [TBD]	We’re never gonna finish.
02:53:01:15	02:53:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	one
02:53:03:13	02:53:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	episode left Jesse
02:53:07:06	02:53:10:21	Jesse [GM]	everybody has kind of congregated into
02:53:11:21	02:53:27:05	Jesse [GM]	all right stop everybody’s kind of congregate there everybody’s
02:53:15:24	02:53:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	We need to be able To kill mics The DM needs To be able To be like Mute That’s why I put the mixer You guys got Too much power
02:53:20:22	02:53:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	that’s why I put the mixer over there you guys got too much power
02:53:27:05	02:53:34:17	Jesse [GM]	congregating into like grunch gives dorm basically like it’s large but this is where the party is okay and everybody’s going in
02:53:30:10	02:53:32:11	Chris [TBD]	Thank you for being specific.
02:53:34:17	02:53:40:08	Jesse [GM]	um and grunge uh he like invites you guys in he’s like yeah come party man we like we got a party
02:53:40:08	02:53:49:26	Jesse [GM]	tonight because you guys won um and he has he looks at all of you guys and he’s Like I’m so
02:53:49:26	02:53:55:17	Jesse [GM]	anything you guys need like i can hook you up i can get stuff okay and then when he says that
02:53:55:13	02:53:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	hey
02:53:55:17	02:54:02:21	Jesse [GM]	he he motions to the side of the room he pulls out uh the um forbidden orchards
02:54:03:07	02:54:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	for Bed and Fruits Orchard
02:54:03:24	02:54:15:22	Jesse [GM]	forbidden fruit torture he’s got a few flavors lined up yeah they’re on the school forbidden forbidden oh he pours the purple filth into one of the forbidden
02:54:07:28	02:54:12:26	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to ask if he’s got any purple filth that I can use.
02:54:15:22	02:54:16:06	Jesse [GM]	fruits
02:54:16:04	02:54:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	oh man oh yeah
02:54:16:27	02:54:18:15	Chris [TBD]	No, don’t mix it! Hold on!
02:54:19:09	02:54:20:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wow
02:54:19:28	02:54:21:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s a mixer tonight.
02:54:21:22	02:54:23:27	Chris [TBD]	It goes for… Oh, whoa!
02:54:23:24	02:54:25:24	Jesse [GM]	it yeah uh-huh yeah and he’s gonna need
02:54:25:20	02:54:26:21	Chris [TBD]	Because a maniac!
02:54:25:29	02:54:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	roll a d8
02:54:27:06	02:54:27:25	Jesse [GM]	constitution
02:54:28:14	02:54:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	we gotta find out what do you drink
02:54:30:20	02:54:32:19	Jesse [GM]	oh okay yeah we gotta find out what you drink too
02:54:32:11	02:54:34:09	Brin [Basil]	Did you think that you got to choose?
02:54:33:28	02:54:36:12	Chris [TBD]	It’s gonna be at number five I guarantee it.
02:54:36:02	02:54:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	You think you have that kind of power? Grunkst is gonna get grunked
02:54:36:22	02:54:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think Grunchk is paying attention at this point.
02:54:42:21	02:54:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	Crunched, he’s now Captain Grunchd.
02:54:43:01	02:54:45:21	Brin [Basil]	Well he can’t even spell his own name so…
02:54:46:14	02:54:47:08	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
02:54:48:15	02:54:50:00	Steve [Nortle]	Grunch-doties me Captain
02:54:51:29	02:54:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	He saw a play in Cineday back in the day and he just fell in love with the character.
02:54:53:25	02:54:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	in uh
02:54:53:29	02:54:56:02	Chris [TBD]	Yes. Yeah.
02:54:58:09	02:55:09:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah and the yeah The uh high art yeah it deeply impressed him the fieta yeah
02:55:02:12	02:55:02:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:55:02:19	02:55:08:02	Jesse [GM]	okay first he has to make see if he makes a constitution save for the purple filth
02:55:04:16	02:55:06:12	Chris [TBD]	The theater, the theater.
02:55:08:02	02:55:17:29	Jesse [GM]	he does not okay uh and a d8 he has to roll two okay
02:55:08:24	02:55:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s right!
02:55:12:04	02:55:14:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, Diet 2.
02:55:17:12	02:55:19:01	Chris [TBD]	Okay, that one’s pretty tame.
02:55:19:02	02:55:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	The Amber Ale.
02:55:21:12	02:55:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	So yeah, he is…
02:55:23:28	02:55:25:07	Chris [TBD]	But the purple fill.
02:55:25:13	02:55:32:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, he can run, jump, climb and swim at 2x for an hour. So he’s on speed.
02:55:31:04	02:55:32:09	Brin [Basil]	he’s jacked
02:55:32:04	02:55:34:02	Chris [TBD]	He’s literally on the ceiling.
02:55:33:02	02:55:44:16	Jesse [GM]	yes he is stoked oh my gosh okay he rolls a nat one on it because he didn’t succeed as constitution save so we have to figure out how the purple filth affects him because
02:55:33:21	02:55:35:15	Brin [Basil]	he just did a line
02:55:33:26	02:55:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:55:36:25	02:55:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	Did you just roll a nat 1 on something?
02:55:44:16	02:55:53:29	Jesse [GM]	he rolls at one the character experiences an overwhelming urge to eat something strange such as dirt slime or anything in the air so as soon as he’s done with his drink
02:55:51:07	02:55:51:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
02:55:53:29	02:56:03:08	Jesse [GM]	he just started he just starts grabbing people stuff he’s taking bites out of people’s like clothing he’s taken bites out at people’s armor
02:55:54:10	02:55:56:06	Brin [Basil]	that fistful of my hair and eats it
02:55:56:01	02:55:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, Grunch!
02:55:56:01	02:55:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Grunched!
02:55:56:10	02:55:56:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:56:02:13	02:56:04:10	Brin [Basil]	he bites It’s a laundry pod.
02:56:03:22	02:56:11:18	Jesse [GM]	he’s chewing up glass it doesn’t matter jaws of steel eating it away
02:56:04:10	02:56:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:56:04:10	02:56:06:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:56:06:20	02:56:07:24	Chris [TBD]	Tide Pod
02:56:08:12	02:56:08:27	Brin [Basil]	Taipod!
02:56:08:24	02:56:12:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh Just keeps yelling 6-7
02:56:08:29	02:56:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve seen this before. Hey Grunge! There’s a lot of co-eds around here just eat away my friend.
02:56:11:20	02:56:21:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m so hungry.
02:56:18:09	02:56:23:06	Jesse [GM]	he doesn’t understand what that means He’s too amped up, okay? He doesn’t get it.
02:56:23:10	02:56:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
02:56:24:16	02:56:33:03	Chris [TBD]	hungry! Perfect,
02:56:25:00	02:56:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m so hungry!
02:56:25:07	02:56:32:19	Jesse [GM]	So but yeah, he’s like you guys want some purple filth? He’s going to give each of you a dose of purple filt that you can use
02:56:32:19	02:56:39:29	Jesse [GM]	now or later, okay, and then he’s like man seriously if there’s anything I can do for you
02:56:33:03	02:56:51:13	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna hold. Oh
02:56:39:29	02:56:51:23	Jesse [GM]	guys uh and he sees uh TBD um you uh have been carrying around your moon blade for a little
02:56:51:13	02:56:57:16	Chris [TBD]	yeah oh what this? You know something about
02:56:51:23	02:57:01:17	Jesse [GM]	while okay you might want to show grunge maybe man that freaking ah he grabs it he tries to
02:56:57:16	02:57:04:23	Chris [TBD]	this yeah yeah yeah
02:57:01:17	02:57:13:02	Jesse [GM]	take a bite out of it but it’s like it’s too strong it can’t can’t break this uh but he’s like he’s like man he looks at your amulet and he like pulls his out too he’s like i’m in the school of sorcery too
02:57:04:23	02:57:18:11	Chris [TBD]	oh there they got
02:57:13:02	02:57:17:29	Jesse [GM]	man and so uh he’s like they gotta shop they gotta stop in the back
02:57:18:11	02:57:30:02	Chris [TBD]	a shop in the back let’s go to the shop i need it well i’m gonna put it on this and i pull my guitar out both of these and i want to attach it to
02:57:22:04	02:57:23:29	Jesse [GM]	looks like you need do you need this forged
02:57:31:22	02:57:32:06	Jesse [GM]	he
02:57:32:25	02:57:35:15	Steve [Nortle]	a metaphorical and literal axe yeah
02:57:35:29	02:57:39:26	Jesse [GM]	says when you pull out your guitar he’s well only if
02:57:36:02	02:57:47:11	Chris [TBD]	exactly let’s do it man and i’m gotta i’m going to clear a spot i’m to jump on top of one of the bunk beds
02:57:47:09	02:57:49:15	Brin [Basil]	and I’m just
02:57:48:18	02:57:50:12	Chris [TBD]	and I’m going to start performing.
02:57:49:11	02:57:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	and your head goes like through the roof okay
02:57:53:26	02:57:57:13	Chris [TBD]	Forgot how tall I was. Forgot? Thank you, thank you.
02:57:54:07	02:57:55:20	Jesse [GM]	vaulted their vaulted ceilings they’re
02:57:55:11	02:57:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:57:57:22	02:58:00:09	Brin [Basil]	We’re talking Gryffindor Heights up in here
02:58:00:15	02:58:01:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:00:19	02:58:02:12	Chris [TBD]	I forgot how tall I was
02:58:03:27	02:58:08:26	Chris [TBD]	uh yeah dude I’m gonna roll for a little performance here see how I do
02:58:08:13	02:58:15:23	Steve [Nortle]	performance oh i i pull out my maracas
02:58:09:07	02:58:12:26	Jesse [GM]	for it yuck yeah if anybody wants to assist so
02:58:10:26	02:58:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	assist
02:58:12:19	02:58:14:19	Chris [TBD]	heck yeah Eros pulls his fiddle out
02:58:15:26	02:58:16:10	Chris [TBD]	maracas
02:58:18:07	02:58:23:19	Chris [TBD]	Basil you handle crowd control for us if anyone tries is to pull up Aeros’ pants again.
02:58:20:06	02:58:26:21	Dave [Xeros]	oh they’re already off actually i never
02:58:20:19	02:58:21:19	Brin [Basil]	Wait, what?
02:58:24:29	02:58:28:17	Brin [Basil]	You think you think I care about that? I’ve seen it all!
02:58:28:02	02:58:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	i’ve i never had them on actually i was gonna ask grunge to go get my pants because they’re in the they took them away remember
02:58:33:12	02:58:40:09	Jesse [GM]	yeah so so yeah like technically he’s just got
02:58:33:25	02:58:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	that’s right because they got cargo pants are illegal
02:58:34:29	02:58:35:27	Brin [Basil]	That’s right
02:58:37:11	02:58:39:17	Brin [Basil]	parts his robes like the Red Sea
02:58:40:09	02:58:50:18	Jesse [GM]	yeah he just got his like robes on oh significant shrinkage significant
02:58:43:21	02:58:44:25	Brin [Basil]	What is it?
02:58:46:09	02:58:54:23	Brin [Basil]	Whaaaaa It comes
02:58:49:13	02:58:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah.
02:58:51:19	02:58:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:58:53:00	02:58:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	Nope. Things are going south guys!
02:58:53:04	02:58:54:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:58:55:12	02:58:57:25	Jesse [GM]	whoa ladies look over here
02:58:57:00	02:58:58:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Oh geez.
02:58:58:14	02:59:04:14	Brin [Basil]	If I have to sit through one more penis reference, I’m going to freaking lose it.
02:59:01:27	02:59:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	Guys. Guys. Guys. This never happens.
02:59:09:02	02:59:14:20	Chris [TBD]	And there it is. Oh my gosh.
02:59:11:18	02:59:15:13	Jesse [GM]	perfect we’re starting off strong if we get them
02:59:14:06	02:59:19:23	Brin [Basil]	It must’ve been… He accidentally took a dip in the fountain outside.
02:59:20:26	02:59:24:22	Brin [Basil]	This never happened.
02:59:23:06	02:59:32:10	Jesse [GM]	you your your full body height it does shrink and it’s only yeah very
02:59:26:19	02:59:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah. I only go to like… I’m at like 92% I think something. It was really… Yeah.
02:59:27:28	02:59:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	i only go to like i’m at like 19. yeah yours isn’t very nice your clothes just fit a little better than they did
02:59:33:21	02:59:38:03	Brin [Basil]	So his robes fit him now. They’re not high waters anymore.
02:59:36:04	02:59:44:07	Steve [Nortle]	before yeah it’s like i’m trying to like my boat running into things and some just yeah
02:59:38:15	02:59:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to my bow just keeps running into things and so I’m like damn it it’s yeah
02:59:43:24	02:59:47:10	Jesse [GM]	there’s too many people around just hitting people
02:59:44:29	02:59:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he’s
02:59:45:14	02:59:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:59:48:06	02:59:52:06	Chris [TBD]	oh thank goodness
02:59:48:21	02:59:53:29	Jesse [GM]	yeah whoa we got percussion
02:59:49:01	02:59:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	um i rolled a 23
02:59:49:15	02:59:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	oh wow okay you’re maracas
02:59:53:14	03:00:02:07	Chris [TBD]	percussion coming in strong because I rolled a 10 so really just right in the middle performance
02:59:56:27	02:59:57:15	Jesse [GM]	heck yeah
03:00:00:09	03:00:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	imagine rolling a 10 brand what would that feel like
03:00:03:05	03:00:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	imagine if Basil could do that
03:00:06:13	03:00:08:03	Brin [Basil]	Speaking of which, can I punch someone?
03:00:09:24	03:00:19:12	Jesse [GM]	totally test out your so Grunge is still a little like sick basically from being poisoned he’s got some stuff kind of crusted onto his face a little bit
03:00:19:06	03:00:21:01	Brin [Basil]	Like he got knocked out or something?
03:00:20:09	03:00:22:12	Jesse [GM]	well, he’s just been puking all day
03:00:22:13	03:00:24:07	Brin [Basil]	Ugh, this is gross!
03:00:23:01	03:00:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right yeah there
03:00:23:27	03:00:28:03	Steve [Nortle]	i imagine eating all that glass probably really helped settle his stomach
03:00:28:02	03:00:28:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
03:00:28:20	03:00:30:06	Dave [Xeros]	he’s an orc
03:00:29:08	03:00:30:04	Jesse [GM]	work it all out
03:00:29:26	03:00:32:12	Brin [Basil]	Are you okay? Can I get you a Lysol disinfectant wipe?
03:00:33:23	03:00:40:17	Chris [TBD]	I would imagine my 10 just means that some of the kids recognize the music kind
03:00:41:05	03:00:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	playing from your older stuff the
03:00:41:05	03:00:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	playing like from your older stuff yeah don’t start with b -sides
03:00:41:21	03:00:43:17	Chris [TBD]	of before their generation. Yeah,
03:00:45:14	03:00:49:08	Chris [TBD]	I know but it’s more fun to play. I mean we never get to play those songs.
03:00:49:09	03:00:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, can we roll the percentage and find out how many kids actually owned the vinyl? Because I think those are the kids that would know
03:00:53:21	03:00:55:15	Chris [TBD]	Yeah yeah yeah yeah let’s do that.
03:00:55:08	03:01:01:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah sure except there’s probably only going to be five percent of the kids so let’s do a percentage roll of those five percent
03:01:01:19	03:01:07:28	Jesse [GM]	so three of them recognize
03:01:02:01	03:01:04:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. 70%.
03:01:02:06	03:01:04:22	Steve [Nortle]	So 70% of the
03:01:06:02	03:01:06:27	Chris [TBD]	Three of them.
03:01:06:15	03:01:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! That’s good numbers for The Five.
03:01:07:28	03:01:14:06	Jesse [GM]	nice yeah they’re trying to get through the crowd
03:01:08:26	03:01:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	They really help with The harmonies on the chorus
03:01:11:14	03:01:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:01:14:07	03:01:17:27	Chris [TBD]	Oh no! I know this song oh my gosh! Once in a lifetime.
03:01:19:02	03:01:21:20	Chris [TBD]	Dad, dad! Oh my gosh! You’ll never get to see it!
03:01:20:29	03:01:23:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:01:23:00	03:01:24:22	Brin [Basil]	You don’t let me shout?
03:01:23:14	03:01:25:14	Jesse [GM]	you know that new sound you’re looking for
03:01:24:25	03:01:26:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:01:25:04	03:01:25:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:01:26:20	03:01:27:25	Chris [TBD]	Listen to this.
03:01:28:01	03:01:37:26	Jesse [GM]	so grunge gives you kind of like this sympathy like yeah brother nice job well this clearly needs a tune-up i’ll forge it right away man
03:01:33:06	03:01:33:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay.
03:01:34:27	03:01:36:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:01:39:04	03:01:45:17	Jesse [GM]	um so yeah if you’re willing he’s gonna take your guitar and your blade and he’s gonna he’s going to make sure they get forged together for you
03:01:41:16	03:01:42:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, absolutely.
03:01:45:02	03:01:46:24	Chris [TBD]	How do I get the back from him?
03:01:47:19	03:01:51:12	Jesse [GM]	oh we’re in the same school we both go to some school sorcery
03:01:50:07	03:01:50:21	Chris [TBD]	All right.
03:01:52:12	03:01:53:23	Chris [TBD]	I know your face man.
03:01:53:25	03:01:58:09	Jesse [GM]	uh dude i’ll do anything okay what
03:01:55:29	03:01:57:00	Chris [TBD]	This is my baby.
03:01:57:01	03:01:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Grunch, can you go get my pants?
03:02:00:28	03:02:01:28	Chris [TBD]	He said anything.
03:02:02:09	03:02:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	You said anything.
03:02:04:20	03:02:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a lot of stuff that’s going to happen tonight, and there’s a bunch of things in my pants that I need.
03:02:08:24	03:02:10:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah we need stuff.
03:02:10:09	03:02:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	be noted their cargo pants, which is explicitly against the rules. Let me find this for you.
03:02:12:21	03:02:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:02:18:28	03:02:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	But if you get them, I’ll cast
03:02:23:16	03:02:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	Illusion and they won’t be…
03:02:25:11	03:02:27:22	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, he’ll cast Minor Delusion.
03:02:27:01	03:02:33:15	Jesse [GM]	why i mean hey man i didn’t i didn’n i didn’T know the party was moving that fast but like if
03:02:29:27	03:02:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	Minor delusions.
03:02:33:15	03:02:44:18	Jesse [GM]	you’re you already got your pants off dude this is a really weird request where wear your pants
03:02:35:15	03:02:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	There’s just a string of things in there that I needed to grab
03:02:40:26	03:02:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	precaution tactics
03:02:41:01	03:02:42:12	Chris [TBD]	Literal string-of-things.
03:02:44:23	03:02:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, they took them from me in the enrollment office.
03:02:47:25	03:02:52:14	Jesse [GM]	Oh, they’re in the lockers. They got all your stuff locked up. Yeah. Uh-huh.
03:02:48:29	03:02:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02:50:06	03:03:05:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02:53:01	03:02:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a chastity belt.
03:02:54:18	03:03:05:06	Jesse [GM]	By the way, Grunch, he has robes but he’s ripped the sleeves off of… Yeah. And he’s one of those athletes that kind of like some of his professors let him get away with this kind of stuff because he’s a pretty star
03:02:57:16	03:02:58:24	Dave [Xeros]	Of course, yeah
03:02:58:08	03:02:59:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:03:04:21	03:03:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure
03:03:04:22	03:03:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure you’ve been In those lockers before
03:03:07:03	03:03:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	grunts there is no facial hair no tattoos no alcohol no cohabitation in the co-ed dorms curfew at nightfall and no shorts or cargo pants
03:03:13:19	03:03:14:21	Jesse [GM]	Grunch looks at you.
03:03:18:13	03:03:24:26	Jesse [GM]	Grunch looked at and he goes and he forces facial hair out of his face
03:03:23:16	03:03:25:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:03:24:25	03:03:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m telling
03:03:24:26	03:03:34:21	Jesse [GM]	in front of you and he’s like whoa yeah time to party man just like he’s amped okay um
03:03:25:27	03:03:29:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m telling whatever the equivalent of mom is here
03:03:34:13	03:03:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	Nordle, there’s so much going on. When did you become such a wet blanket?
03:03:37:20	03:03:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t have a blanket.
03:03:37:24	03:03:49:19	Brin [Basil]	wait hold on did you not know this after he’s reverting back
03:03:39:23	03:03:45:09	Jesse [GM]	as as everybody’s as everybody is kind of partying getting ready
03:03:40:09	03:03:41:03	Steve [Nortle]	I normally wear.
03:03:44:12	03:03:49:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m overstimulated, so this is a metaphorical retreating into my shell.
03:03:45:28	03:03:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay. Yeah.
03:03:49:18	03:03:58:29	Jesse [GM]	through the through through the crowd uh you hear this oh gosh
03:03:50:04	03:03:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	Do you need a weighted blanket or something?
03:03:51:28	03:03:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	I have my shell
03:03:59:07	03:04:00:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:03:59:27	03:04:03:14	Jesse [GM]	like you can hear somebody sort of snaking through the crowd
03:04:01:19	03:04:03:29	Chris [TBD]	Hey, Morty.
03:04:01:29	03:04:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Morty!
03:04:04:01	03:04:04:20	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:04:05:02	03:04:10:04	Chris [TBD]	Forgot about Morty Speaking of wet blankets speaking of wet blanket
03:04:06:26	03:04:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez.
03:04:07:16	03:04:16:17	Jesse [GM]	oh geez oh gosh oh oh jeez oh he like can’t stand yeah like every rule being broken and
03:04:08:25	03:04:09:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:04:10:03	03:04:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	There’s so many cargo shorts here!
03:04:16:17	03:04:25:14	Jesse [GM]	he’s just like oh oh geez and he sees all of you guys and he’s what are you doing here i just oriented you you know the rules
03:04:23:12	03:04:32:14	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to pull the drink from Grunch his hand and handed it to Morty Hey, morty you deserve to party with us
03:04:32:10	03:04:38:09	Jesse [GM]	no I know what that is my mom told me my professor told me everybody told me have that
03:04:36:16	03:04:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna cast i’m going to cast suggestion okay so on suggestion i suggest a course of activity described in no more than 24 words the creature you can see within
03:04:36:25	03:04:40:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:04:39:18	03:04:40:24	Jesse [GM]	what does he have to do
03:04:47:15	03:04:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	range um i could say go fetch the key it just doesn’t have to really be like outside of the ordinary i can say like you know what you really want to give that a sip you just need to relax And he has to do that, but
03:04:59:08	03:05:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	He has to make a wisdom saving Throw of 17
03:05:03:24	03:05:07:17	Chris [TBD]	Why so high? Why so high?
03:05:03:29	03:05:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	To uh
03:05:05:02	03:05:06:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s Morty, he’ll be fine.
03:05:07:29	03:05:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	Because that’s It’s my charisma. My spell modifier is
03:05:10:05	03:05:12:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh, because you’re Eros. Got it.
03:05:10:16	03:05:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	He’s so good
03:05:12:26	03:05:24:17	Jesse [GM]	Morty has a super cool character sheet built out but I just can’t find it right now. So he has like a plus three to wisdom, at least because he’s such an obedient student. Exactly.
03:05:16:05	03:05:16:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine
03:05:19:12	03:05:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Yeah yeah and that’s why he needs To drink this Hey Morty yeah you want to drink This
03:05:24:29	03:05:25:13	Jesse [GM]	Okay, all right.
03:05:25:18	03:05:26:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hey Morty, yes?
03:05:27:03	03:05:31:24	Chris [TBD]	Come on Morty. Yeah! I’m so proud of Morty!
03:05:27:15	03:05:29:16	Jesse [GM]	Wow, he gets a 21. Woo!
03:05:32:12	03:05:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	He is like the He is an R.A. to a T.
03:05:33:29	03:05:39:06	Jesse [GM]	He is stronger than peer pressure.
03:05:35:05	03:05:35:27	Chris [TBD]	Morty
03:05:38:06	03:05:41:21	Chris [TBD]	Yes I am so proud
03:05:38:22	03:05:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	Wow!
03:05:40:19	03:05:43:20	Jesse [GM]	And he’s like, no, get that away from me. Oh, okay.
03:05:43:26	03:05:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Morty? I respect your decision.
03:05:44:02	03:05:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, hey Morty.
03:05:44:15	03:05:46:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:05:44:25	03:05:45:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:05:47:15	03:05:48:21	Jesse [GM]	he looks at all of you
03:05:47:21	03:05:48:18	Chris [TBD]	Of him
03:05:48:08	03:05:50:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m about to pull seduction right now.
03:05:49:28	03:05:51:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:05:50:08	03:05:51:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:05:50:18	03:05:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:05:50:28	03:05:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
03:05:51:00	03:05:51:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yes!
03:05:51:09	03:05:53:22	Jesse [GM]	he looks at all of you first he goes
03:05:53:18	03:05:59:03	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to up button all five of these, there’s five levels.
03:05:56:12	03:05:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-oh. Wow, that’s all of them.
03:05:56:12	03:05:57:16	Chris [TBD]	There’s five Five of them?
03:05:59:03	03:06:09:06	Brin [Basil]	I have that many buttons oh I forgot about my robes all right it’s a zipper
03:05:59:20	03:06:00:28	Jesse [GM]	I didn’t know you had that many buttons
03:06:02:15	03:06:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	Even with the robes?
03:06:02:20	03:06:05:14	Jesse [GM]	usually one has done the trick
03:06:06:20	03:06:07:26	Jesse [GM]	you got rogues on you’re gonna have to
03:06:06:27	03:06:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:06:09:24	03:06:11:10	Chris [TBD]	A zipper oh gosh.
03:06:11:07	03:06:13:03	Brin [Basil]	it’s an invisible zipper
03:06:11:18	03:06:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	The ropes can still have buttons, right?
03:06:14:21	03:06:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:06:15:00	03:06:15:13	Jesse [GM]	before
03:06:15:13	03:06:17:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s going to get caught in your fur.
03:06:17:03	03:06:25:08	Jesse [GM]	definitely I don’t know what you’re trying to persuade Morty to do with this But before you do, before you
03:06:18:18	03:06:27:20	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know either because I don’ want anything from him I just want him to drink it
03:06:27:02	03:06:31:02	Chris [TBD]	You wanted to suffer you want him to lose
03:06:28:01	03:06:29:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:28:20	03:06:32:11	Jesse [GM]	Morty is like, he’s like, well not only
03:06:31:18	03:06:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	Giveth and taketh away.
03:06:34:04	03:06:45:19	Jesse [GM]	are everybody breaking every rule here it’s also exams tomorrow and you guys you’re not going to even prepare I’m going to study
03:06:34:28	03:06:36:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m a woman it’s my job
03:06:41:12	03:06:42:02	Chris [TBD]	hold on
03:06:45:19	03:06:47:19	Jesse [GM]	and go to bed right now
03:06:47:16	03:06:53:02	Chris [TBD]	does Morty not see one of the professors behind him partying it up just as much as the students because of the wind
03:06:54:04	03:06:54:27	Jesse [GM]	Yeah
03:06:54:13	03:06:55:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:06:54:22	03:07:04:07	Brin [Basil]	CTS like this is news to me he’s there for the
03:06:55:16	03:07:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	he’s like what when did i say this yeah yeah they don’t need to worry about it
03:06:58:12	03:07:00:26	Jesse [GM]	It’s one of the yeah it’s one of the tenured professors
03:07:00:07	03:07:00:29	Chris [TBD]	right yeah
03:07:00:28	03:07:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah. They don’t need to worry about that.
03:07:01:04	03:07:01:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:07:03:10	03:07:04:19	Chris [TBD]	he’s there for the co-eds
03:07:05:17	03:07:09:26	Steve [Nortle]	He’s called research.
03:07:05:20	03:07:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	he’s, like, what? I’m writing a book on this
03:07:07:12	03:07:11:12	Jesse [GM]	he still got he still has like his
03:07:07:16	03:07:08:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:07:09:26	03:07:12:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s volume 2 of what I own
03:07:13:14	03:07:17:04	Jesse [GM]	under tunic on but he’s waving his robe around his head
03:07:18:19	03:07:24:27	Jesse [GM]	so he’s like aren’t you guys gonna go to bed soon we have exams tomorrow
03:07:18:19	03:07:19:15	Chris [TBD]	poor Morty
03:07:24:26	03:07:25:27	Brin [Basil]	no one cares
03:07:25:16	03:07:28:09	Chris [TBD]	real soon
03:07:26:17	03:07:32:21	Dave [Xeros]	hey you know what i will go to bed but her her her and her are coming with me is that okay
03:07:32:10	03:07:34:07	Chris [TBD]	Someone’s going to have to knock me out!
03:07:33:06	03:07:44:26	Jesse [GM]	oh jeez Oh, jeez. Okay. All right. Well, I got to go study for the history of the church exam and maybe you guys will be there tomorrow.
03:07:36:12	03:07:40:10	Brin [Basil]	He’s putting the chalice to the test.
03:07:37:06	03:07:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	You’re still on the bunk bed jumping up and down.
03:07:44:16	03:07:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	what what race is he again
03:07:47:13	03:07:49:06	Jesse [GM]	He’s a tiefling. Yeah.
03:07:47:15	03:07:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	he’s a tiefling um i’m just gonna select some random tiefling hey who’s really hot like a cheerleader and say hey can you make sure that he studies all night
03:07:55:15	03:07:56:01	Jesse [GM]	Uh-huh.
03:07:59:03	03:08:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	and gets to bed on time oh uh i’m gonna do you one better than that i’m gonna
03:08:02:24	03:08:07:01	Jesse [GM]	Roll like a persuasion. See if he can persuade this girl to do anything with Morty.
03:08:08:16	03:08:10:14	Chris [TBD]	He’s going to cast Persuasion.
03:08:09:17	03:08:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna cast persuasion so she has to not perfect that suggestion it is charm person
03:08:20:01	03:08:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	i’m going to cast charm person uh wisdoms i i would i would like nothing more than for this
03:08:22:24	03:08:30:09	Chris [TBD]	please say that Morty converts this gal and she aces her test tomorrow. Please.
03:08:31:16	03:08:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	happen i’m really just trying to help out the religion on this i want everyone to be converted You have to make a DC-16 throw on this one.
03:08:45:16	03:08:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	He did not… Okay, so he’s… The coed is going to go help him study.
03:08:46:12	03:08:49:24	Steve [Nortle]	So the co-ed is gonna go help that’s all that was
03:08:53:05	03:09:04:13	Jesse [GM]	tiefling girl approach him because she’s willing to do anything that you say apparently yeah uh there
03:08:53:20	03:08:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:08:57:17	03:09:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she kind of has some succubus blood in her than a girl. Okay?
03:09:00:19	03:09:02:06	Chris [TBD]	within reason
03:09:02:07	03:09:03:18	Brin [Basil]	Sucky Fizz
03:09:04:13	03:09:09:22	Jesse [GM]	is nothing scarier to morty than immorality okay girls
03:09:07:16	03:09:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	okay than a beautiful woman maybe he’s our eunuch
03:09:09:22	03:09:16:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah then yeah a beautiful woman when he sees he runs okay he sees her and he takes he’s pushing
03:09:11:21	03:09:20:03	Brin [Basil]	He’s a tiny little kid, and
03:09:15:11	03:09:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I need you to go get him and tackle him and make sure that he gets everything done.
03:09:16:24	03:09:24:15	Jesse [GM]	his way through the crowd yeah uh -huh yeah yeah she follows him she follows them into the crowd
03:09:20:03	03:09:23:19	Steve [Nortle]	make sure that just pin him down with your legs
03:09:23:28	03:09:25:06	Chris [TBD]	pass that test
03:09:24:15	03:09:34:25	Jesse [GM]	you hear morty screaming he is screaming bloody murder he’s trying to get away they they fade into the crowd you just hear his screams out into the night okay
03:09:25:21	03:09:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	pin him down
03:09:32:29	03:09:33:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:09:34:12	03:09:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	guys he’s gonna have the best night ever yeah
03:09:37:21	03:09:39:00	Chris [TBD]	whole new awakening
03:09:38:01	03:09:46:27	Jesse [GM]	yeah um and then uh grunch goes back grunge because he’s got more purple filth uh and he
03:09:46:27	03:09:57:03	Jesse [GM]	uh he’s like hey man he’s Like don’t even worry about studying that stuff like we’ve got purple filth we’ll be fine okay this is basically adderall okay like in a sense like
03:09:57:03	03:10:04:27	Jesse [GM]	all the kids use us to cram before the test right so he’s just like snorting it right in front of you like yeah you’ll be fun man we’ll just study all night you’ll
03:10:05:24	03:10:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	give me two of those I’ll teabag it let’s do this
03:10:06:29	03:10:18:29	Chris [TBD]	it’s so fitting
03:10:10:21	03:10:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	yes
03:10:11:27	03:10:19:20	Jesse [GM]	have doses okay um oh it’s It’s The Party.
03:10:16:11	03:10:18:00	Steve [Nortle]	song is still playing in the background
03:10:22:21	03:10:27:13	Jesse [GM]	Okay, so you guys have the choice now. You’ve been here at the party for a little while.
03:10:28:27	03:10:29:21	Jesse [GM]	It’s nightfall.
03:10:30:28	03:10:35:01	Jesse [GM]	It’s like after curfew. The rest of the campus is quiet
03:10:36:22	03:10:40:09	Jesse [GM]	and you guys are kind of breaking rules here with the party
03:10:38:24	03:10:45:19	Chris [TBD]	the distraction of
03:10:41:19	03:10:44:12	Jesse [GM]	or do something else.
03:10:44:23	03:10:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	end up getting my pants back
03:10:48:02	03:10:53:21	Jesse [GM]	He tells you he’ll go look for him. Yeah, he’s like, oh I can get to lock man, I’ll get it. Yeah, I got it.
03:10:53:27	03:11:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	alright thanks man you know what? You’re the best yeah you’re the best man like i just
03:10:57:04	03:10:58:21	Jesse [GM]	Dude, man, you’re the best, man!
03:11:00:18	03:11:12:13	Jesse [GM]	He pours some of the cider Forbidden Orchards ale he pours it into the chalice
03:11:04:28	03:11:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	Ale.
03:11:05:14	03:11:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah are you this the uh you want the amber ale yep oh yeah and it’s just starts to
03:11:09:14	03:11:10:06	Chris [TBD]	two
03:11:13:06	03:11:25:01	Jesse [GM]	and he dumps some purple filth in there and it bubbles toil and trouble and everybody sees that you have the chalis And everybody’s like, chug! Chug!
03:11:25:05	03:11:27:28	Jesse [GM]	Chug. Chug!” Just start screaming, right?
03:11:28:06	03:11:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	let you all know that peer pressure is my biggest flaw and I just down the entire thing I don’t even breathe
03:11:33:02	03:11:43:15	Chris [TBD]	how many of those do i have
03:11:34:25	03:11:36:12	Jesse [GM]	Make a constitution save.
03:11:36:01	03:11:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	Does this remove one of his conversion points?
03:11:39:11	03:11:40:18	Jesse [GM]	It probably should.
03:11:41:19	03:11:42:04	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:11:42:09	03:11:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m lost in the moment oh holy what am I rolling yeah i got a 19 but is it just like constitution straight
03:11:43:07	03:11:44:26	Jesse [GM]	It’s a complex journey.
03:11:43:28	03:11:44:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
03:11:47:16	03:11:48:23	Jesse [GM]	You have to beat a 15.
03:11:51:04	03:11:55:26	Jesse [GM]	Oh yeah, you’re just basically seeing if you can withstand the effects of the purple build.
03:11:54:25	03:11:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’ve been that done that
03:11:59:19	03:12:01:21	Jesse [GM]	Your tolerance is raised.
03:12:00:05	03:12:02:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:12:01:03	03:12:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	my tolerance is so high it’s ridiculous
03:12:02:09	03:12:03:00	Brin [Basil]	so high
03:12:03:22	03:12:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	Barely buzzed.
03:12:04:03	03:12:11:03	Jesse [GM]	yeah okay everybody’s like wow yeah wow everybody’s
03:12:04:21	03:12:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	i i slam it down and i’m like round two
03:12:11:03	03:12:16:08	Jesse [GM]	screaming um and uh yeah but with the chalice so
03:12:16:08	03:12:24:18	Jesse [GM]	you took a drink from the chalis okay basically what happens okay this is where you guys will
03:12:17:25	03:12:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	oh great i just did something bad or good
03:12:21:26	03:12:22:18	Chris [TBD]	Robby good
03:12:24:18	03:12:33:27	Jesse [GM]	have to make a decision about what you want to do the chалice uh i don’t think there’s anybody
03:12:33:27	03:12:43:06	Jesse [GM]	there that would tell you this so i’ll just tell you no maybe grunge grunge knows because he knows because he’s lost it every year he’s last every year like man i can’t believe you just drank
03:12:36:25	03:12:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	i could go find morty real quick
03:12:37:29	03:12:40:25	Chris [TBD]	Grunt’s nose by the way
03:12:43:06	03:12:52:27	Jesse [GM]	that man he’s like don’t you know he’s Like once you drink out of the chalice like your very next activity is like that’s when the enhancement kicks in and it’s like
03:12:44:15	03:12:45:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:12:52:27	03:12:59:10	Jesse [GM]	your next yeah you’re supposed to drink it like before you want to like you know whatever you need help with they’re like whatever we want to do i can’t believe that you
03:12:52:27	03:13:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	hey jessica
03:13:01:13	03:13:02:10	Chris [TBD]	who’s Jessica
03:13:02:15	03:13:07:12	Jesse [GM]	before before eros gets any before he gets any ideas
03:13:02:27	03:13:08:20	Brin [Basil]	Of all the fing names in this world, I think it’s the worst one.
03:13:05:16	03:13:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	Why do you have a pet peeve for
03:13:12:13	03:13:13:13	Chris [TBD]	who’s Jessica
03:13:13:22	03:13:16:00	Jesse [GM]	before you get any before eras
03:13:16:21	03:13:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Never mind
03:13:17:01	03:13:24:18	Dave [Xeros]	because i want this to help me
03:13:20:09	03:13:25:07	Jesse [GM]	does something he’ll regret later and that we cannot air
03:13:26:08	03:13:26:25	Jesse [GM]	um
03:13:28:07	03:13:39:29	Jesse [GM]	you guys uh because everybody’s so excited about the win and a lot of students, a lot of people are here like at the dorms. You have a pretty good opportunity to sneak
03:13:39:29	03:13:50:10	Jesse [GM]	around campus and try and find some more information or clues which this could help with or you could let Eros
03:13:52:10	03:13:56:18	Chris [TBD]	I say you use it in the chamber. Chamber of
03:13:52:14	03:13:53:03	Jesse [GM]	do
03:13:54:23	03:13:55:22	Jesse [GM]	so
03:13:56:11	03:13:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	Hall of um
03:13:57:28	03:13:58:20	Chris [TBD]	solid
03:14:00:07	03:14:01:20	Chris [TBD]	requirement thingies.
03:14:01:22	03:14:07:23	Jesse [GM]	you can take it so it’s kind of once a day and it’s by
03:14:03:12	03:14:05:28	Brin [Basil]	The Chamber of Synths?
03:14:07:22	03:14:08:13	Chris [TBD]	Eros,
03:14:09:29	03:14:14:24	Chris [TBD]	don’t do anything until you can do that.
03:14:13:11	03:14:24:00	Brin [Basil]	So he probably wouldn’t go into that…he couldn’t go to the Hall of Hidden Things right? You have to access it through a professor, is that what it is?
03:14:17:06	03:14:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	five coeds stay on task five coed’s
03:14:18:05	03:14:25:09	Chris [TBD]	Go stand and wait at the door. Stay on task! That’s it. That’s it.
03:14:22:15	03:14:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	hall of hidden things
03:14:26:08	03:14:35:26	Jesse [GM]	be able go back basically you can use the chalice it’s kind of like once every 24 hours but it’s literally like midnight okay like where’s up it’s before midnight yeah
03:14:33:06	03:14:44:24	Dave [Xeros]	before midnight so i get one more like round two of this okay so we either go sneak around the quad or I
03:14:37:12	03:14:41:00	Jesse [GM]	so you’ll have so tomorrow you could use at some point
03:14:38:09	03:14:38:25	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:14:43:05	03:14:46:04	Chris [TBD]	Hey, hey, rock star!
03:14:45:18	03:14:51:05	Brin [Basil]	You see me pouring… I’m pouring ale in it and I get a straw.
03:14:47:07	03:14:51:06	Chris [TBD]	You don’t need an enhancement to rock the quad.
03:14:52:25	03:14:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	more
03:14:52:29	03:14:54:26	Chris [TBD]	You are a rock star.
03:14:54:29	03:14:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	tell me more
03:14:55:15	03:15:00:08	Brin [Basil]	Couple olives right out of the chalice.
03:14:56:06	03:15:03:24	Chris [TBD]	You are solo artist who is too good for his other group so good that he started his own thing and got even bigger.
03:14:59:23	03:15:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	alright, hey
03:15:04:07	03:15:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	TBD, you tell me what we’re gonna do then what are we gonna do
03:15:06:19	03:15:07:26	Chris [TBD]	Well, TBD
03:15:10:27	03:15:13:19	Chris [TBD]	is really not interested in young co-hits anymore.
03:15:14:17	03:15:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, no you’re hyping me up
03:15:16:26	03:15:18:09	Chris [TBD]	YOU go do you, man!
03:15:17:27	03:15:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	no, no there’s like we’re on a quest
03:15:18:24	03:15:20:23	Brin [Basil]	Lilith would not approve.
03:15:21:03	03:15:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	are we questing? what are мы questing for
03:15:21:26	03:15:27:22	Chris [TBD]	No, TBD wants to go look at the statue and take some purple filth in front of it. We’re going to go outside!
03:15:24:21	03:15:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	then tell me what we were gonna do
03:15:29:02	03:15:32:19	Chris [TBD]	And we’re going TO GO WALK OVER TO THAT STATUE! AND WE’RE GONNA STARE AT IT!
03:15:32:07	03:15:34:08	Brin [Basil]	Wait, we’re going streaking? Let’s go!
03:15:35:03	03:15:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	are we yes I’m with you if we’re doing it
03:15:39:18	03:15:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m there
03:15:42:18	03:15:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle is totally fine taking off his robes
03:15:45:24	03:15:46:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:15:46:02	03:15:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I mean
03:15:48:08	03:15:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s basically the same.
03:15:48:23	03:15:49:19	Chris [TBD]	These were itchy.
03:15:50:09	03:15:54:00	Brin [Basil]	Nortle has been streaking for 32 years.
03:15:50:27	03:15:53:05	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know how you guys can stand where are these things?
03:15:54:00	03:15:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to say I’m only at 92% my friends.
03:15:54:29	03:15:56:12	Steve [Nortle]	Like Donald Duck.
03:15:59:25	03:16:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	92%.
03:16:01:02	03:16:01:25	Chris [TBD]	What does that mean?
03:16:01:02	03:16:11:17	Jesse [GM]	So each of you could take a shot from the chalice. It’s basically one drink per person, per day is kind of how it works.
03:16:04:00	03:16:05:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh. That’s right.
03:16:11:07	03:16:12:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh cool, okay.
03:16:14:15	03:16:17:04	Steve [Nortle]	Eros, do you think I should…
03:16:14:20	03:16:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	Was it the amber ale
03:16:15:03	03:16:17:04	Chris [TBD]	Wait… Wait, wait, wait.
03:16:17:05	03:16:18:29	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, it’s the ale for all of you.
03:16:18:00	03:16:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I have speed
03:16:20:04	03:16:23:25	Chris [TBD]	All per day? Per day? It’s almost midnight.
03:16:24:02	03:16:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
03:16:24:28	03:16:27:19	Chris [TBD]	Do it now and then in five minutes after midnight you can do it again!
03:16:27:14	03:16:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s me.
03:16:27:14	03:16:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	I know, so let’s do this.
03:16:27:19	03:16:38:03	Brin [Basil]	all…exactly no but let’s wait till the exams probably don’t worry It tastes just like water
03:16:31:03	03:16:34:09	Steve [Nortle]	Eros? Should I drink from this? Okay!
03:16:33:07	03:16:33:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
03:16:37:25	03:16:38:20	Chris [TBD]	Very convincing.
03:16:38:06	03:16:42:15	Jesse [GM]	The charm person is still operative it’s still working
03:16:39:13	03:16:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	No it doesn’t!
03:16:41:20	03:16:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just the smile. There’s like little stars coming off my smile tonight.
03:16:43:03	03:16:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	There’s like little stars coming off my smile.
03:16:45:04	03:16:47:29	Chris [TBD]	If only Foulclaw were here. If onlyFoulclaws were here
03:16:45:14	03:16:46:06	Jesse [GM]	sure
03:16:48:13	03:16:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go find him! oh my gosh grunge as he runs back with
03:16:49:18	03:16:50:25	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go find Foulclow
03:16:50:13	03:16:52:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, my gosh.
03:16:50:29	03:16:56:04	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go wake him up let’s put like whipped cream and his hand
03:16:56:04	03:17:12:10	Brin [Basil]	wait he has hands right in his hands and then and then we’ll tickle his face okay
03:16:57:24	03:16:58:18	Chris [TBD]	Wait, way, wait
03:17:03:17	03:17:09:03	Jesse [GM]	has passed out on top of several of like the freshmen he’s just body slammed
03:17:09:12	03:17:18:20	Dave [Xeros]	pants then go yeah well if Morty is Falklaus’s roommate then we should go check in on it
03:17:09:22	03:17:12:18	Chris [TBD]	$10 says Morty is Falclaw’s roommate.
03:17:10:24	03:17:14:00	Jesse [GM]	people are drawing on his face okay yep
03:17:12:10	03:17:20:09	Brin [Basil]	i do
03:17:19:18	03:17:23:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I do want to check that statue out though from forever ago.
03:17:21:22	03:17:24:18	Jesse [GM]	Okay, cool. Are you all going to take a hit from
03:17:24:02	03:17:25:11	Dave [Xeros]	we’re going streaking
03:17:25:01	03:17:27:01	Steve [Nortle]	Eros told me too.
03:17:25:22	03:17:29:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m not doing it yet. I’m going to wait when I need that. I don’t think I need dat for the statue.
03:17:28:29	03:17:33:22	Jesse [GM]	Alright, if you have your minis we’re going to try and use this map
03:17:33:29	03:17:35:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh perfect, okay yeah.
03:17:35:13	03:17:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah all right hey are you willing to do it while your streaking
03:17:35:17	03:17:37:28	Jesse [GM]	We’ll modify it, we’ll make it work a little bit
03:17:39:17	03:17:45:13	Chris [TBD]	I’m missing my great grandpa. I want to find out some more information and I think that statue…
03:17:43:07	03:17:43:18	Jesse [GM]	So
03:17:46:15	03:17:48:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m like, I’m slowly taking off.
03:17:48:12	03:17:49:26	Chris [TBD]	Sure, whatever.
03:17:51:06	03:17:55:12	Brin [Basil]	And then you all see me hesitate and I keep him on.
03:17:51:12	03:17:55:04	Chris [TBD]	I go shirtless most everywhere anyway so…
03:17:55:11	03:17:56:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:17:55:14	03:17:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	Wow
03:17:55:21	03:17:56:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:17:57:29	03:17:58:11	Jesse [GM]	Whoa
03:18:00:10	03:18:07:22	Jesse [GM]	Right. Nortle heads off into the moonlight in his bare shell because
03:18:00:22	03:18:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, okay
03:18:01:15	03:18:04:22	Brin [Basil]	Trust me, it’s just a…
03:18:04:01	03:18:07:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:18:04:12	03:18:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep No shell
03:18:06:19	03:18:08:17	Chris [TBD]	Is it still really shiny?
03:18:06:28	03:18:08:18	Brin [Basil]	He comes out of his shell!
03:18:08:25	03:18:09:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:18:09:11	03:18:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s nice to see you out of your shell again Nortle
03:18:11:29	03:18:13:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not how turtles work!
03:18:12:10	03:18:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:18:12:10	03:18:12:29	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:18:12:29	03:18:13:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:18:14:27	03:18:24:05	Jesse [GM]	There’s just no mass to his body. So we’re at the dorms here, so you just want to put us in front of the orange buildings like kind of maybe on the grass right there to start?
03:18:17:22	03:18:21:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just like A line connecting his legs To his head
03:18:24:10	03:18:33:01	Jesse [GM]	Yeah that’s perfect okay. We’ll all be there and then if there are like two minis over there approximately the same size that we can throw on the board that’d be perfect.
03:18:35:26	03:18:41:19	Jesse [GM]	no i mean we just kind of want like soldiers i mean they can be pretty plain but i mean we’ll use
03:18:42:26	03:18:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	Like mall cops
03:18:44:13	03:18:53:13	Brin [Basil]	i haven’t watched
03:18:44:28	03:18:46:03	Chris [TBD]	Mall Cops!
03:18:45:04	03:18:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	Shit
03:18:47:17	03:18:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	If you guys haven’t watched Venture Brothers You really need To watch Venture Brother Oh my gosh I think you would die. It is so funny.
03:18:49:07	03:18:52:01	Chris [TBD]	So good. So, so good.
03:18:55:05	03:18:57:16	Chris [TBD]	You would like it. It’s very good.
03:18:56:21	03:18:58:22	Brin [Basil]	I’ll literally watch It after this
03:18:58:21	03:18:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	So funny.
03:19:00:26	03:19:02:11	Jesse [GM]	person on us maybe we’ll watch it
03:19:01:29	03:19:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	Only got four episodes left of Apothecary Diaries. I’m dying.
03:19:06:03	03:19:08:12	Jesse [GM]	let’s have them go sort of to the end there where the sidewalk
03:19:06:22	03:19:16:12	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I already re-watched it Literally two days ago I watched all Freaking what is it? 55 Episodes
03:19:09:26	03:19:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	You dead?
03:19:15:22	03:19:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, I’m watching it with my girls and we are just dying.
03:19:18:07	03:19:21:24	Steve [Nortle]	Do we want to do a quick overhead shot
03:19:18:19	03:19:54:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s so good. Should
03:19:22:03	03:19:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	Like that?
03:19:22:17	03:19:24:01	Chris [TBD]	It’s there. It’s good.
03:19:23:07	03:19:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I thought it was just showing the screen.
03:19:25:10	03:19:34:27	Jesse [GM]	okay cool so it is after nightfall curfew is in effect while there are people partying
03:19:27:24	03:19:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s over here.
03:19:28:26	03:19:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	Overhead!
03:19:34:27	03:19:46:19	Jesse [GM]	there’s a lot of like campus police trying to control the crowd you manage to slip through the crowd and out into the night okay but there are still campus police security basically
03:19:39:27	03:19:40:12	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:19:42:03	03:19:42:09	Chris [TBD]	Mmhmm.
03:19:46:19	03:19:48:02	Jesse [GM]	roaming the campus
03:19:47:24	03:19:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	I love that you selected two of my former characters
03:19:52:02	03:19:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I was like, should I do this? Yeah, you’re right.
03:19:54:11	03:20:25:04	Brin [Basil]	I do this? Hey,
03:19:56:04	03:19:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	alright
03:19:57:20	03:19:58:21	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:19:58:22	03:19:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	one is
03:20:00:07	03:20:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	They were actually painted in color. That was the number one criteria.
03:20:05:06	03:20:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	one’s Lib Elmont one’s like Belmont he’s got the whip and everything the other one’s a half elf his name’s Akish that’s back when I named all names from The Book of Jared
03:20:07:22	03:20:08:21	Chris [TBD]	yeah
03:20:09:27	03:20:10:12	Steve [Nortle]	Cool.
03:20:13:29	03:20:24:15	Jesse [GM]	ooh sick scriptural influence in a D&D game who would do that
03:20:20:20	03:20:21:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:20:21:25	03:20:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yup
03:20:23:25	03:20:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	that’s edgy
03:20:25:04	03:20:26:16	Brin [Basil]	where is your campus past?
03:20:27:13	03:20:34:11	Jesse [GM]	okay so So this is basically a stealth mission. You guys are on…
03:20:30:06	03:20:31:24	Chris [TBD]	confound your language
03:20:38:02	03:20:38:24	Chris [TBD]	scriptural right
03:20:39:10	03:20:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	That needs to be a tome. A tome of confounding languages. Oh my gosh!
03:20:43:13	03:20:44:27	Chris [TBD]	that’s good that’s good
03:20:43:15	03:20:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Please! Oh my gosh. Oh my god
03:20:44:06	03:20:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:20:44:27	03:20:56:15	Chris [TBD]	That would
03:20:45:23	03:20:50:15	Jesse [GM]	It’s like the more you read it The less steals your knowledge
03:20:48:07	03:20:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s an airy effect that you cast in all the kobolds just like can’t speak to each other anymore?
03:20:53:04	03:20:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	they all start speaking shakespearean to one another
03:20:54:27	03:20:57:17	Brin [Basil]	It’s the essay section of
03:20:56:15	03:21:03:26	Chris [TBD]	be
03:20:57:03	03:21:05:03	Jesse [GM]	That would be really dangerous If you had a missionary going around with that book That could be really serious You destroy an entire civilization In about two weeks
03:20:57:16	03:20:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	They just say
03:20:57:17	03:21:18:26	Brin [Basil]	I do?
03:21:00:11	03:21:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah. I’m going to walk out of this town and dust my feet off.
03:21:00:25	03:21:01:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:21:01:04	03:21:01:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:02:03	03:21:03:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:21:04:27	03:21:11:10	Chris [TBD]	Falclaw’s upgrade Oh jeez
03:21:08:25	03:21:10:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:09:29	03:21:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	All they can Say is comparative hermeneutics again and Again it just destroys It
03:21:12:20	03:21:15:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:21:15:11	03:21:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	In all the different languages, infernal, jaconic it’s just all over the place
03:21:17:07	03:21:27:20	Jesse [GM]	okay um so with your drink that you took oh does anyone i hope so
03:21:20:00	03:21:35:04	Chris [TBD]	I think
03:21:27:20	03:21:32:07	Jesse [GM]	does anybody have dark mantle dish left the from the restaurant
03:21:33:20	03:21:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
03:21:34:03	03:21:35:28	Brin [Basil]	I think I have two.
03:21:35:04	03:21:37:18	Chris [TBD]	I do too actually I didn’t eat it
03:21:36:01	03:21:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	I think i ate Mine when we were trying to get onto the pirate boat
03:21:39:24	03:21:47:02	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh i don’t know why i do this but yeah
03:21:41:22	03:21:43:13	Brin [Basil]	Give me one second Okay
03:21:43:25	03:21:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	but that’s the sneakiness right? It’s like you’re kind of invisible
03:21:45:12	03:21:49:04	Brin [Basil]	I have One dark mantel dish In my bag still
03:21:47:02	03:21:52:08	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah so basically uh
03:21:51:27	03:21:54:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. I’ve got two!
03:21:54:19	03:21:55:22	Brin [Basil]	Yes, two
03:21:55:22	03:21:58:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh no, that’s conversion level. Never mind. I’ve Got One.
03:21:57:14	03:22:05:28	Dave [Xeros]	take my robe off and throw it away I eat the dark mantel dish and just don’t want anything flapping in the wind
03:21:59:19	03:22:06:24	Jesse [GM]	right so it is
03:22:06:24	03:22:17:19	Jesse [GM]	here’s the thing it will still work uh which basically it’s like camouflaged right gives you help sneaking around so you’ll have an advantage you’ll you’ll
03:22:13:03	03:22:15:02	Chris [TBD]	Ah yeah, that’S right.
03:22:14:10	03:22:23:09	Brin [Basil]	it’s hard for me I’m bright white in the middle of the night so I need that yeah
03:22:17:19	03:22:27:28	Jesse [GM]	have an disadvantage sneaking around however it is like two day old fish that is two-day-old pocket fish okay so if you eat this
03:22:22:22	03:22:25:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Constitution, Right?
03:22:25:03	03:22:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	we do have finals tomorrow no it’s
03:22:27:28	03:22:39:18	Jesse [GM]	you’re gonna have to make a constitution save to see if you can keep it down if you don’t keep it down you could potentially also throw up your uh chalice that you’ve had okay so this could help
03:22:38:03	03:22:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	double success or double failure at this point guys
03:22:39:18	03:22:46:11	Jesse [GM]	you greatly but yeah pretty much if you
03:22:41:24	03:22:42:24	Chris [TBD]	I’M GONNA EAT IT.
03:22:46:11	03:22:54:22	Jesse [GM]	make a constitution um you’re gonna have to beat
03:22:49:08	03:22:56:27	Brin [Basil]	um it’s the power of october
03:22:49:12	03:22:50:15	Chris [TBD]	What are we rolling? Constitution?
03:22:56:18	03:22:59:13	Jesse [GM]	save if you’re eating this yeah
03:22:56:27	03:23:01:24	Brin [Basil]	yeah shit i don’t have that oh yeah
03:23:00:26	03:23:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	oh man i got
03:23:00:29	03:23:01:25	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah!
03:23:03:23	03:23:05:03	Jesse [GM]	oh TBD has
03:23:03:27	03:23:05:25	Chris [TBD]	23… Oh sorry, sorry, 20
03:23:05:28	03:23:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:23:06:27	03:23:08:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:23:07:09	03:23:08:05	Chris [TBD]	Unnatural 20
03:23:08:13	03:23:14:05	Brin [Basil]	this is a constitution saving just straight constitution
03:23:09:25	03:23:10:05	Chris [TBD]	How?
03:23:11:18	03:23:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	basil’s luck from last week apparently uh that’s that’s two ones I’m at 92% of 92%. I’ve got a one.
03:23:12:12	03:23:13:21	Jesse [GM]	straight constitution throw
03:23:13:12	03:23:16:24	Chris [TBD]	No, mine. I was the one rolling all the ones.
03:23:20:21	03:23:22:27	Jesse [GM]	will you die if you roll another 1
03:23:21:02	03:23:21:18	Brin [Basil]	15
03:23:23:07	03:23:24:17	Chris [TBD]	Three ones in a row.
03:23:24:22	03:23:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	Of embarrassment, I will.
03:23:25:03	03:23:28:00	Jesse [GM]	15 okay yep yeah you both
03:23:25:16	03:23:33:17	Brin [Basil]	is that good can I please
03:23:27:22	03:23:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	You keep that up you’ll be in the quantum realm I think TBD would be
03:23:30:01	03:23:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	You know, right?
03:23:32:03	03:23:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	Like, I think TBD would be in the quantum realm
03:23:34:20	03:23:37:09	Brin [Basil]	turn into a black bunny my hair just goes black
03:23:37:14	03:23:48:22	Jesse [GM]	So it camouflages You uh it’s like It will sort of like mirror Like kind of the surfaces Yeah octopus or like a chameleon Kind of effect okay
03:23:42:05	03:23:44:14	Chris [TBD]	It’s like reflective. It’s reflective.
03:23:43:22	03:23:46:21	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s cool
03:23:44:29	03:23:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	octopus or something
03:23:45:23	03:23:46:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
03:23:46:17	03:23:52:12	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t turn into a black bunny. I can’t… I canít… Yeah. You’re gonna…
03:23:48:22	03:23:49:17	Jesse [GM]	Yeah
03:23:52:22	03:23:54:01	Brin [Basil]	I want to be a black bunny
03:23:54:03	03:23:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	No! Damn it!
03:23:54:18	03:23:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	DAMMIT!
03:23:55:18	03:24:04:06	Jesse [GM]	You don’t necessarily choose How you appear But you will like reflect The surfaces that you are
03:23:56:03	03:23:59:07	Chris [TBD]	I thought short blonde was your thing. Now you’re saying Black Bunnies?
03:23:59:23	03:24:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a bunny.
03:24:04:05	03:24:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	Thereís the
03:24:05:11	03:24:07:23	Jesse [GM]	on if you’re in a shadow
03:24:05:11	03:24:07:14	Brin [Basil]	I still be like dark
03:24:06:09	03:24:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	bang and merry like persuasions oh damn
03:24:06:28	03:24:19:23	Chris [TBD]	uh yeah yeah yeah awesome
03:24:09:14	03:24:14:19	Jesse [GM]	yep okay basically so you throw up
03:24:10:01	03:24:10:17	Brin [Basil]	sweet
03:24:17:16	03:24:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	it guys oh do we
03:24:21:07	03:24:29:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m chasing it with more ale. Two
03:24:22:00	03:24:28:09	Jesse [GM]	you have two advantages on your stealth rolls as you’re sneaking around
03:24:29:18	03:24:39:15	Brin [Basil]	advantages? Like total or for each stealth roll? So bad, that was so worth it.
03:24:30:01	03:24:36:01	Jesse [GM]	because you kept your drink down and the every roll for this stealth
03:24:30:10	03:24:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	have any
03:24:30:28	03:24:41:03	Chris [TBD]	for each role it was playing it was
03:24:40:12	03:24:42:24	Jesse [GM]	Is this sneaky still? Is it really quiet now?
03:24:44:00	03:24:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	oh sorry i just couldn’t hear it wait wait did you vomit up your um chalice as well
03:24:44:26	03:24:45:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:24:46:16	03:24:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	just couldn’t hear
03:24:47:02	03:24:49:04	Jesse [GM]	Is that too loud? Okay, turn down.
03:24:54:20	03:24:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah my chalice yep see this is guys
03:24:56:16	03:24:56:28	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:25:00:22	03:25:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	so luna is punishing you is this challenging your faith
03:25:04:17	03:25:13:21	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. Do you lose a conversion point? Are you learning a lesson right now about diligence and faithfulness or something?
03:25:06:08	03:25:08:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s going to build character.
03:25:13:12	03:25:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	I start to think that I’ve actually been cursed. I fell into my old ways and this says Sulune is now punishing me for like
03:25:18:08	03:25:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	and this is
03:25:23:26	03:25:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	it’s kind of like, you know It’s how God really is.
03:25:24:22	03:25:25:03	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:25:27:12	03:25:27:22	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:25:33:04	03:25:34:20	Jesse [GM]	We’re not going to promote that.
03:25:36:07	03:25:40:25	Jesse [GM]	That’s not our ad placement or anything. That’s what we’re… We’re taking a stance anywhere.
03:25:39:27	03:25:42:26	Brin [Basil]	We only promote erectile dysfunction.
03:25:43:07	03:25:45:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:25:43:18	03:25:46:00	Dave [Xeros]	Does your D&D character suffer from ED?
03:25:46:18	03:25:56:07	Jesse [GM]	Oh my God, so good. Okay, so basically how this works, okay? Basically how this work is you’re on this end of the campus. The monument is in the middle there,
03:25:48:11	03:25:49:13	Chris [TBD]	D&D
03:25:49:08	03:25:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	Is it still on overhead?
03:25:56:11	03:26:00:07	Jesse [GM]	that sort of tower that’s kind of blown down there on the sidewalk.
03:26:01:21	03:26:07:15	Jesse [GM]	That’s where you want to be. that’s where the monuments at um but there are campus police roaming that could see you
03:26:07:15	03:26:14:24	Jesse [GM]	if you fail while you’re sneaking around also because you’re in the city of idios and the moon
03:26:14:24	03:26:22:02	Jesse [GM]	is out the moonlight also acts as like a measure of security okay salune kind of sees all things
03:26:22:02	03:26:31:28	Jesse [GM]	under the moonlight okay um he didn’t read this part okay um and so basically the moonlight it
03:26:24:04	03:26:28:15	Dave [Xeros]	She never told me this before. I’m a little worried yeah
03:26:31:28	03:26:41:23	Jesse [GM]	like kind of detects movement okay so you can sneak around but it’s if you’re in the moonlight for too long like if you fail a check it could set off some type
03:26:45:24	03:26:48:07	Steve [Nortle]	can we turn down the music again a little bit
03:26:46:27	03:26:49:02	Jesse [GM]	oh yep sorry
03:26:48:17	03:26:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	we have to be Solid Snake going along this that’s what you guys will call me from here forward for the rest of the night Solid Snake
03:26:54:03	03:26:56:19	Chris [TBD]	You need a cardboard box.
03:26:56:18	03:26:57:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m not doing that.
03:26:56:25	03:26:58:26	Jesse [GM]	it’s not a reference to anything
03:26:59:01	03:27:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s actually a reference to a video game
03:27:00:16	03:27:01:10	Jesse [GM]	okay great
03:27:01:19	03:27:06:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay, alright, I submit. As long as the snake has two eyes and not one.
03:27:05:01	03:27:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Metal Gear Solid
03:27:07:07	03:27:09:29	Chris [TBD]	I got the reference. He got the reference.
03:27:07:26	03:27:08:24	Jesse [GM]	okay all right
03:27:08:05	03:27:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	it depends on which
03:27:08:15	03:27:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
03:27:10:28	03:27:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	kernel
03:27:12:25	03:27:18:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thick and my fat cheeks keep alerting the guards
03:27:13:12	03:27:22:18	Brin [Basil]	Gosh man!
03:27:17:22	03:27:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	You took your shell off You’re good
03:27:19:21	03:27:20:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:27:19:24	03:27:24:22	Chris [TBD]	That was a very accurate David Hader, man. That was pretty good.
03:27:24:02	03:27:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	thank you
03:27:24:05	03:27:25:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:27:27:05	03:27:30:18	Jesse [GM]	you roll initiative just to see who goes first
03:27:30:16	03:27:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	Come on, one
03:27:30:17	03:27:31:23	Chris [TBD]	Great. I’ve got
03:27:33:01	03:27:33:18	Chris [TBD]	12.
03:27:33:15	03:27:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my god
03:27:36:16	03:27:37:02	Brin [Basil]	18
03:27:37:27	03:27:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	16
03:27:39:07	03:27:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	Three
03:27:41:29	03:27:42:12	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:27:43:25	03:27:44:27	Dave [Xeros]	Plus four
03:27:45:01	03:27:46:26	Brin [Basil]	Thy faith is wavering
03:27:46:21	03:27:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Evan. Oh, geez.
03:27:51:27	03:28:17:07	Brin [Basil]	morty’s busy taking his oral exam right now it is
03:27:53:17	03:27:55:16	Chris [TBD]	Man, he really had an effect on you.
03:27:57:02	03:28:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to go peek in the window real quick just to check on him. Oh, jeez!
03:28:04:20	03:28:05:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:28:06:15	03:28:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	You do it, Morty?
03:28:09:09	03:28:11:13	Jesse [GM]	you see one light on up in the
03:28:13:08	03:28:16:15	Jesse [GM]	dorms there but it’s just Morty he’s sitting at his desk
03:28:16:17	03:28:23:18	Chris [TBD]	We don’t know who’s under the desk.
03:28:17:07	03:28:20:25	Brin [Basil]	not just morty he’s not alone
03:28:18:20	03:28:22:14	Jesse [GM]	and he is alone in his room and he Is Reading
03:28:20:07	03:28:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. I’m pretty sure there’s someone under the desk.
03:28:25:00	03:28:31:02	Jesse [GM]	It’s One of Those Full Wall Windows so You Can See The Desk And Then His Legs
03:28:31:00	03:28:33:20	Brin [Basil]	and then the girl in the shadows underneath the desk
03:28:32:27	03:28:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	The girl underneath the desk, that’s what I’m talking about. I’m very sure she would have followed my instructions for the letter.
03:28:33:19	03:28:35:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:28:34:27	03:28:35:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:28:35:13	03:28:35:28	Jesse [GM]	There’s
03:28:40:26	03:28:52:23	Chris [TBD]	You told her to help him study and then make sure he passes his exams? I don’t know. I think when you have
03:28:41:20	03:28:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	She’s probably outside the door.
03:28:42:20	03:28:44:17	Brin [Basil]	she was thus persuaded
03:28:43:16	03:28:44:00	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:28:44:18	03:28:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	She knew shh. She knew the connotation. That’s what everyone says around here. Yeah, you need to go study and they know exactly what it means.
03:28:52:23	03:28:55:10	Chris [TBD]	to use persuasion, you’ve got to be very specific with what
03:28:55:10	03:29:05:24	Chris [TBD]	to say moving on
03:28:55:15	03:28:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	But with only 24 words.
03:28:55:21	03:28:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:28:57:00	03:28:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	Now that I’m looking in the window, I’m going to cast Persuasion again.
03:28:59:11	03:29:03:16	Jesse [GM]	alright you can’t speak to him it’s soundproof bullet proof glass
03:29:00:27	03:29:08:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s too it’s too high up there’s bars on
03:29:03:11	03:29:04:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:29:05:24	03:29:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man,
03:29:07:16	03:29:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	That was the best DM shutdown I have ever heard. Thank you for that.
03:29:08:02	03:29:18:21	Brin [Basil]	the window all right
03:29:13:03	03:29:15:04	Jesse [GM]	it’s chastity glass he can’t hear you
03:29:18:07	03:29:20:07	Jesse [GM]	Okay, so Basil You’re first
03:29:18:21	03:29:28:17	Brin [Basil]	hold on I have to take notes of this because there’s some things the chastity chest hold on
03:29:20:07	03:29:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	know where foul claw is it’s in the chastity cube okay i
03:29:23:00	03:29:24:07	Dave [Xeros]	He’s in the Chastity Cube!
03:29:28:17	03:29:34:28	Brin [Basil]	okay
03:29:28:29	03:29:34:06	Jesse [GM]	Okay Basil gets to go First we will go Basil Nordal TBD And arrows Is the order We’ll go
03:29:35:29	03:29:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I just want to throw it out there. I am all black and I did have to cover up my tattoos because there’s no tattoos so I have like the black makeup on my tattoos
03:29:44:21	03:29:48:28	Chris [TBD]	Eye Out of Defiance did not cut my beard I just want everyone to remember that
03:29:50:24	03:29:59:28	Brin [Basil]	he got we’re trying
03:29:50:26	03:29:53:28	Jesse [GM]	Yeah You do Yeah You still have a beard And your athlete
03:29:55:07	03:29:57:01	Jesse [GM]	So maybe it’ll Maybe it’ll be fine
03:29:57:26	03:29:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	what’s like
03:29:58:10	03:29:59:28	Jesse [GM]	You get to Roll
03:29:59:28	03:30:03:18	Brin [Basil]	our goal is to get to the statue right that’s what we’re
03:30:00:08	03:30:00:25	Chris [TBD]	That’s still
03:30:03:18	03:30:13:21	Brin [Basil]	trying to do okay and the two guards are over here yeah it
03:30:03:27	03:30:04:12	Jesse [GM]	Yep
03:30:04:14	03:30:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	92%. Supposedly.
03:30:06:06	03:30:07:15	Chris [TBD]	That’s Still Real Loud
03:30:09:26	03:30:14:29	Jesse [GM]	It is really loud Sorry It kind of stopped for a second. It goes in and out, the music.
03:30:13:21	03:30:24:01	Brin [Basil]	does I don’t know we just need to follow I just definitely want to stay in the shadows and just get as
03:30:20:25	03:30:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to have to say in the shadows, I’m not like… You guys actually may want to
03:30:22:06	03:30:25:04	Chris [TBD]	You gotta be quick You gotta Be Sneaky
03:30:24:01	03:30:35:27	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s all i’m doing okay it won’t
03:30:24:18	03:30:26:08	Jesse [GM]	You’re just making stealth rolls
03:30:27:00	03:30:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, you guys may want to actually leave me behind
03:30:27:19	03:30:35:00	Jesse [GM]	Yep. So yeah, you know… But you have two advantages so if you fail like you’re probably getting it.
03:30:35:27	03:30:47:27	Brin [Basil]	either scrolled a 22. okay
03:30:38:04	03:30:40:14	Jesse [GM]	Nice. Okay, tell us where you’re going to move first.
03:30:41:16	03:30:48:02	Jesse [GM]	We’re gonna go you basically have three moves to get to the monument. Okay? The way we’ll break this up is kind of like
03:30:47:25	03:30:49:11	Chris [TBD]	Are we all going To the Monument
03:30:47:27	03:30:51:03	Brin [Basil]	point where the monument is well
03:30:51:07	03:30:52:13	Dave [Xeros]	what you said we were going to do
03:30:51:29	03:30:54:07	Chris [TBD]	Well, that’s what I wanna do I thought we were splitting up.
03:30:54:04	03:30:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, we’re not splitting up Never split the party Yeah, it is a party We’re the potty.
03:30:55:22	03:30:57:19	Chris [TBD]	Sweet! It’s a party, let’s go.
03:30:59:09	03:31:04:12	Jesse [GM]	Make it all for one. One for all! Okay,
03:31:03:13	03:31:04:00	Chris [TBD]	Kind of know it.
03:31:06:08	03:31:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	oh so that’s what that feels like
03:31:07:17	03:31:07:26	Brin [Basil]	is
03:31:08:07	03:31:14:24	Jesse [GM]	It’s down at the bottom of the screen there? The tower that’s kind of alone out there? That’s the monument You guys are across campus
03:31:08:15	03:31:10:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:31:09:07	03:31:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s high school musical, isn’t it?
03:31:09:12	03:31:19:11	Brin [Basil]	right here okay okay so I’m gonna go in the shadow of this building and just make it as
03:31:12:02	03:31:14:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh man, yeah that is one I did not watch.
03:31:19:11	03:31:29:08	Brin [Basil]	far as I possibly can just like sprinting through the moonlight and doing like little bunny hop barrel rolls
03:31:25:13	03:31:26:03	Jesse [GM]	her right in the shadow
03:31:27:05	03:31:28:15	Chris [TBD]	Over the rooftops.
03:31:30:04	03:31:35:03	Brin [Basil]	somersaults into the shadows. Just feeling like a bunny ninja.
03:31:34:29	03:31:46:24	Jesse [GM]	You move so fast through the moonlight And with this dark mantle You’ve got going too The moonlight can’t detect anything It just looks like the surface Of all this tile On my canvas ground
03:31:46:24	03:31:58:04	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah awesome all right where’s nortle and you
03:31:47:17	03:31:47:22	Brin [Basil]	it.
03:31:51:08	03:31:53:28	Brin [Basil]	I can purr. I literally can’t.
03:31:53:15	03:31:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 10.
03:31:53:17	03:31:57:22	Chris [TBD]	You should have been you should have been the cat
03:31:57:15	03:32:00:18	Brin [Basil]	I really can purrs. Scary.
03:31:59:06	03:32:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t take…I already ate mine so… But i did drink from the chalice So that does give me advantage
03:32:06:26	03:32:12:19	Jesse [GM]	don’t you have oh so you have advantage yeah you yeah yeah but you can also you have some spells
03:32:12:19	03:32:19:20	Jesse [GM]	that you could potentially use i think too right mr monk
03:32:22:25	03:32:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	I have an ability to disguise self
03:32:27:16	03:32:34:04	Jesse [GM]	feel like your uh they’re not scales on a turtle shell, but like the pattern on a Turtle Shell.
03:32:33:29	03:32:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	The one that’s painted in a six-pack?
03:32:35:16	03:32:38:09	Jesse [GM]	It could be No, the shell itself
03:32:36:15	03:32:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:32:38:03	03:32:39:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:32:39:05	03:32:40:15	Brin [Basil]	He saw you
03:32:40:09	03:32:46:07	Jesse [GM]	it could be disguised as like the tile and stuff that you see in the architecture as well. You could potentially blend
03:32:46:00	03:32:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	okay all right so my second roll was a 13 i’m assuming we’re still shooting for 15s so um I think uh you said that we can only fail three of the
03:32:57:14	03:33:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	we have a total of three rolls and so I’ve failed one of them uh i’m trying to follow um basil who’s you
03:33:00:12	03:33:00:24	Chris [TBD]	each
03:33:01:24	03:33:02:09	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:33:08:28	03:33:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	know leaping and and because of the shadows everything it’s very ah it’s i quickly lose track of her so i i follow after her but then
03:33:12:14	03:33:13:25	Chris [TBD]	he’s going to lose this race
03:33:20:08	03:33:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	she seems to kind of disappear even in the moonlight and so i just get her to a stop
03:33:26:01	03:33:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	and I do the quietest loud whisper I can. Brassel! Brass, where’d you go?
03:33:33:15	03:33:35:00	Brin [Basil]	Shut the fuck up! No no!
03:33:35:07	03:33:38:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:33:35:16	03:33:39:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:33:36:20	03:33:41:01	Chris [TBD]	roll
03:33:37:09	03:33:43:25	Jesse [GM]	so from a distance there’s two guards uh sort of like on the perimeter of the campus they’re
03:33:43:25	03:33:50:22	Jesse [GM]	kind of guarding the perimeter and they hear loud whispers and like slaps going on it’s like
03:33:51:28	03:33:53:20	Brin [Basil]	Can i roll to see if it heals him?
03:33:53:04	03:33:54:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:33:55:12	03:33:56:17	Brin [Basil]	Too late- MARTA DOING IT!
03:33:58:04	03:33:58:24	Brin [Basil]	Way to go
03:34:06:06	03:34:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	My hernia is suddenly gone. This is incredible.
03:34:07:05	03:34:13:16	Chris [TBD]	it yay
03:34:09:14	03:34:10:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:34:11:10	03:34:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks, sis!
03:34:12:02	03:34:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	is there a light effect with this healing it’s like
03:34:12:07	03:34:17:22	Jesse [GM]	if you’re if you’RE missing any hp if you’re missing an hp you can
03:34:18:25	03:34:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	Do you want to give me some temporary HP?
03:34:21:09	03:34:24:10	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah how much like probably just like five or something
03:34:23:16	03:34:24:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
03:34:25:03	03:34:26:01	Chris [TBD]	way to go
03:34:25:22	03:34:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	Temp HP is like,
03:34:26:21	03:34:35:23	Brin [Basil]	I’ve never in my life felt I’m so happy I don’t know actually how many
03:34:28:13	03:34:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	when I get injured it goes through those HP before it hits my actual stuff.
03:34:29:08	03:34:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	many times do you need to do that before you like actually was it three
03:34:33:01	03:34:39:03	Jesse [GM]	a buffer sweet wow yeah if you do it three times you have
03:34:34:05	03:34:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah?
03:34:39:12	03:34:40:05	Chris [TBD]	one
03:34:40:21	03:34:41:06	Brin [Basil]	YES
03:34:43:29	03:34:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	it opens up the range right It’s not just 10. It’s got a bigger range.
03:34:48:01	03:34:54:05	Jesse [GM]	so once you if you use the chalice later to help you like it’ll drastically increase your odds of mastering
03:34:54:24	03:34:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	Got it.
03:34:54:26	03:35:02:03	Jesse [GM]	okay so um but that was amazing so because of like the darkness and the stealth and everything
03:35:02:03	03:35:06:27	Jesse [GM]	you know you can’t hit nortal as hard as you usually do so like almost like inadvertently
03:35:05:09	03:35:13:03	Brin [Basil]	yes i held back trying to be quiet and i just accidentally found balance
03:35:13:24	03:35:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	You became kitty softpaws.
03:35:15:16	03:35:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:35:17:19	03:35:21:09	Jesse [GM]	exactly okay nice okay TBD we’re up to you
03:35:21:09	03:35:29:01	Chris [TBD]	awesome okay well I’m assuming that I see all this happen in front of me, so I’m just going to kind of go around it.
03:35:30:23	03:35:33:22	Chris [TBD]	And I get a 17? No, 18!
03:35:34:25	03:35:38:07	Jesse [GM]	so you’re kind of going and cutting across into one of those other buildings
03:35:37:01	03:35:41:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Gotta be quick. Gotta be sneaky and quick.
03:35:41:18	03:35:46:20	Jesse [GM]	yeah, same thing the dark mantle and everything you just zip over
03:35:47:24	03:35:52:29	Jesse [GM]	nothing’s detected I can’t move it
03:35:49:20	03:35:49:27	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:35:52:16	03:35:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do this.
03:35:54:24	03:36:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have any clothes on. I am all black. Hopefully that helps. I’m shrieking. That was the plan! I’m not going to keep my white robes on, that’s ridiculous.
03:35:57:21	03:35:59:12	Jesse [GM]	no clothes?
03:36:01:01	03:36:12:14	Brin [Basil]	oh my god yeah they
03:36:01:03	03:36:01:28	Chris [TBD]	I forgot!
03:36:02:03	03:36:03:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:02:03	03:36:04:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:36:06:07	03:36:10:29	Chris [TBD]	I thought they were blue. I thought our robes were blue
03:36:07:04	03:36:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like I’ll be better concealed this way.
03:36:10:24	03:36:11:27	Jesse [GM]	alright
03:36:12:14	03:36:24:27	Brin [Basil]	are blue it’s
03:36:12:29	03:36:17:03	Jesse [GM]	i feel like we’re gonna i’ll figure this out but i think you have to roll something else while
03:36:17:03	03:36:26:18	Jesse [GM]	here i just need to figure out what it is it’s a hand it’s not anywhere
03:36:17:18	03:36:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay? I got a sock on it. We’ll put it that way.
03:36:20:25	03:36:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like flea
03:36:24:05	03:36:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:36:24:27	03:36:27:12	Brin [Basil]	made of 100 wool and it gives them a rash
03:36:27:09	03:36:30:04	Chris [TBD]	does it have googly eyes on it it has got googly eyes on
03:36:29:12	03:36:32:04	Dave [Xeros]	There’s so many rashes there you have no idea.
03:36:31:18	03:36:39:19	Brin [Basil]	oh yeah they’re we
03:36:32:17	03:36:36:29	Chris [TBD]	we just saved those five co-eds lives
03:36:36:01	03:36:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	What are we rolling again?
03:36:39:19	03:36:51:10	Brin [Basil]	rolling away the sock is working
03:36:40:02	03:36:42:02	Jesse [GM]	if you have i mean you can use like spells
03:36:43:03	03:36:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	It was a 15, it rolled over. uh that’s an unnatural 20. hey i’m back i sucked
03:36:47:11	03:36:47:26	Chris [TBD]	hey
03:36:49:10	03:36:59:10	Jesse [GM]	your your tactic yeah your tactic is working uh -huh yeah uh there’s just some blue robes back on the ground in front of the dorms
03:36:52:23	03:37:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	ya yep pretty much well i i actually like
03:37:03:09	03:37:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	i threw it in and there’s just a bunch of people waiting for me to come back this one uh i
03:37:08:04	03:37:10:04	Chris [TBD]	this whole thing is placed in line
03:37:08:06	03:37:17:05	Jesse [GM]	which way are you going are you following TBD or are you gonna go head over with nortle and basil okay okay
03:37:14:15	03:37:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	didn’t see where they went so i feel like everyone went this way so i’m just gonna
03:37:18:17	03:37:19:22	Chris [TBD]	yeah follow me
03:37:20:17	03:37:24:10	Jesse [GM]	move nortle over there with basil too they’re gonna pair together okay nice that’s our first
03:37:26:24	03:37:27:09	Chris [TBD]	detectives
03:37:29:19	03:37:37:18	Brin [Basil]	i’m just gonna keep making my way to the statue skip hop jump somersaults i’m having a not a blast that’s right
03:37:35:00	03:37:36:15	Chris [TBD]	wait wait you’ve got two advantages
03:37:37:18	03:37:47:12	Brin [Basil]	oh this is my last one right uh
03:37:38:15	03:37:39:17	Jesse [GM]	literally bullet like
03:37:42:29	03:37:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah double advantage
03:37:47:12	03:37:54:07	Brin [Basil]	stealth is only plus three i got a 14. that’s with two advantage
03:37:55:08	03:38:05:23	Brin [Basil]	2, 4, 14 wait okay
03:37:58:13	03:37:59:23	Chris [TBD]	it three total as
03:37:59:23	03:38:12:13	Chris [TBD]	the group or is it 3 per wait i feel
03:38:00:05	03:38:05:17	Jesse [GM]	it be let’s do three
03:38:07:00	03:38:10:24	Jesse [GM]	but then you guys already have two if we pair you up now that you’re in pairs because i feel
03:38:10:24	03:38:22:04	Jesse [GM]	like you’re kind of but it would probably let’s just do for each individual okay each individual
03:38:11:16	03:38:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	they would leave me behind I’m very much at disadvantage here so I don’t want to be the one that brings the group down
03:38:19:24	03:38:26:26	Brin [Basil]	I’ve won
03:38:21:20	03:38:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m ok with this you can go your own way
03:38:29:13	03:38:32:25	Chris [TBD]	Oh boy
03:38:30:29	03:38:38:24	Jesse [GM]	normal so okay so sorry yeah so that’s one fail so the guards uh they again they hear something from the same general
03:38:38:24	03:38:47:07	Jesse [GM]	direction uh they’re not uh gonna investigate yet exactly come over there but they are like
03:38:44:29	03:38:46:04	Brin [Basil]	believe that I didn’t get
03:38:47:07	03:38:55:11	Jesse [GM]	alerted in that direction exactly yeah yeah exactly
03:38:48:02	03:38:50:16	Dave [Xeros]	they have little exclamation points over their heads
03:38:49:12	03:38:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	What was that noise?
03:38:54:07	03:38:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	Huh? Footsteps.
03:38:55:11	03:38:59:22	Jesse [GM]	all right and we are to normal
03:38:59:27	03:39:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	Alright. Feeling quite refreshed and yeah
03:39:03:04	03:39:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s right you get some good health
03:39:06:18	03:39:08:27	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna press onward
03:39:10:29	03:39:21:26	Steve [Nortle]	or not those were the exact same rolls as last so I met 13 again
03:39:14:07	03:39:14:23	Jesse [GM]	do this
03:39:18:15	03:39:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	oh basil thanks
03:39:20:07	03:39:21:08	Brin [Basil]	I mean that’s
03:39:24:14	03:39:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	I feel swell thanks sis we should do this more often
03:39:31:29	03:39:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	i can give you my other sock just stubbed that in his mouth
03:39:33:00	03:39:38:23	Brin [Basil]	literally I just shove a giant pile of like I grab leaves from the tree and just shove it in his
03:39:40:09	03:39:40:28	Brin [Basil]	No!
03:39:43:05	03:39:44:29	Brin [Basil]	Don’t, I’m not touching it.
03:39:46:01	03:39:47:28	Chris [TBD]	Now that you know…
03:39:46:21	03:39:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t have socks guys like in my care i literally never wear shoes or socks
03:39:49:23	03:39:50:07	Brin [Basil]	I don’t have to.
03:39:51:15	03:39:53:07	Brin [Basil]	They’re horn warmers.
03:39:52:13	03:39:59:23	Dave [Xeros]	yep they i won’t that one’s too easy i’ll
03:39:54:15	03:39:55:27	Chris [TBD]	Horn warmers.
03:40:00:18	03:40:03:29	Brin [Basil]	I was just testing to see if you’d take the bait.
03:40:00:29	03:40:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	crocheted okay so that’s two failures on my part
03:40:04:27	03:40:16:17	Brin [Basil]	I just
03:40:05:15	03:40:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	take a mulligan on that one my friend oh my
03:40:09:02	03:40:16:10	Chris [TBD]	okay getting edging closer oh let’s try that again two advantages
03:40:16:17	03:40:17:05	Brin [Basil]	can’t believe
03:40:18:03	03:40:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	gosh
03:40:19:02	03:40:26:22	Chris [TBD]	come on oh that’s only uh it’s only in seven
03:40:19:18	03:40:20:21	Brin [Basil]	not good. We are gonna
03:40:20:08	03:40:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh
03:40:24:01	03:40:25:01	Brin [Basil]	We’re gonna fail this.
03:40:26:22	03:40:31:27	Chris [TBD]	yeah it’s still there
03:40:27:25	03:40:34:13	Steve [Nortle]	the possibility to fail is usually we don’t so I’m kind of curious what happens if we actually blow it
03:40:31:24	03:40:32:14	Brin [Basil]	No.
03:40:34:29	03:40:43:24	Jesse [GM]	way too easy with two advantages but whatever okay uh yeah the guards yeah that’s
03:40:36:02	03:40:41:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that’s my first failure.
03:40:39:24	03:40:41:11	Brin [Basil]	The bitch mantle
03:40:42:10	03:40:45:28	Steve [Nortle]	yep I’m keeping track of everybody’s success and failures
03:40:45:06	03:40:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	the exclamation point now is like half red it’s like slowly going up yeah they’re a little bi-curious
03:40:47:25	03:40:53:11	Chris [TBD]	Yes, a little yellow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
03:40:49:28	03:41:00:16	Jesse [GM]	the temperature is rising yeah uh-huh yeah they’re a little curious there’s some weird sounds going on go ahead and roll chastity glass
03:41:02:00	03:41:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	you have no interest in the chesty cube
03:41:06:14	03:41:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay, yeah I don’t have advantage so that’s nine
03:41:08:23	03:41:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	because you puked it up i’ve
03:41:13:19	03:41:18:07	Chris [TBD]	Just too loud. I mean it’s rather fitting.
03:41:14:05	03:41:18:17	Brin [Basil]	Look at him, trying to plan what’s going to happen when we fail this.
03:41:15:20	03:41:21:15	Jesse [GM]	one i’m gonna trust you guys to keep track of your own failures
03:41:19:15	03:41:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	I have failed once
03:41:22:08	03:41:24:10	Steve [Nortle]	i’ve been keeping track i got everybody
03:41:23:07	03:41:30:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh, thank goodness he’s asking us to keep track. Get it guys? Damnit!
03:41:23:29	03:41:25:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay, all right, okay, cool.
03:41:31:04	03:41:33:07	Brin [Basil]	That is so…
03:41:31:16	03:41:32:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:41:32:12	03:41:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	wink
03:41:33:21	03:41:36:03	Jesse [GM]	The whole head nod and damn it together.
03:41:35:05	03:41:36:05	Brin [Basil]	Hold on.
03:41:38:09	03:41:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	I go past some bushes that are like the prickly bushes and I’m just like, oh shit!
03:41:38:17	03:41:39:29	Brin [Basil]	I need a practice.
03:41:43:23	03:41:44:07	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:41:44:03	03:41:46:22	Steve [Nortle]	the sock it does nothing
03:41:47:04	03:41:52:06	Brin [Basil]	they’re all stuck in the sock it’s like a bunch of goat heads
03:41:48:22	03:41:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez.
03:41:49:24	03:41:53:03	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, the bush is just shaking over there. Yeah.
03:41:51:26	03:41:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	TBD! I need you to pick that out.
03:41:52:06	03:42:02:21	Brin [Basil]	did you
03:41:53:23	03:41:57:21	Chris [TBD]	Alright, alright Hold on I’m coming
03:41:56:26	03:42:01:01	Jesse [GM]	The bush is just shaking up and you’re like pay no attention to the man behind
03:42:00:08	03:42:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	Man, find the bushes. Did you hear that Morty?
03:42:03:15	03:42:06:14	Chris [TBD]	You’re going to make me have to distract these guys
03:42:08:04	03:42:15:08	Jesse [GM]	all right we’re back to dazzle so the guards yeah they’re they’re kind of inching forward there’s some weird stuff
03:42:10:29	03:42:11:24	Brin [Basil]	okay
03:42:14:09	03:42:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	Do we get to move or… yeah
03:42:15:12	03:42:17:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah We’ve moved
03:42:16:18	03:42:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	i did push us i did put you guys forward um but i didn’t move us
03:42:19:10	03:42:22:18	Chris [TBD]	Well we’ve moved again So let’s get closer
03:42:20:27	03:42:32:27	Brin [Basil]	yeah I was too excited about achieving my slap of balance my laying on
03:42:23:03	03:42:29:10	Jesse [GM]	so I think so yeah you guys are about that you’re all kind of out the same area here because that was kind of your second round okay
03:42:30:15	03:42:31:10	Jesse [GM]	Nice. Perfect.
03:42:30:29	03:42:32:28	Chris [TBD]	We’re heading here, right?
03:42:32:27	03:42:34:09	Brin [Basil]	pause
03:42:34:15	03:42:35:29	Jesse [GM]	Mm-mm. Yep.
03:42:36:21	03:42:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	on on pause.
03:42:37:23	03:42:38:17	Brin [Basil]	oh
03:42:43:11	03:42:44:28	Brin [Basil]	this is scary
03:42:47:26	03:42:48:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah!
03:42:52:03	03:43:01:07	Brin [Basil]	no did I
03:42:52:08	03:42:53:15	Jesse [GM]	Is this your second failure?
03:42:53:08	03:42:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	it is
03:42:55:12	03:43:00:19	Jesse [GM]	The guards are following. They have not been deterred.
03:42:57:25	03:42:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	She’s keeping track.
03:43:01:07	03:43:22:07	Brin [Basil]	have that? okay
03:43:01:28	03:43:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	They continue to march.
03:43:03:08	03:43:09:21	Jesse [GM]	They continue marching forward. Yep, they are on guard. On guard!
03:43:09:19	03:43:10:28	Steve [Nortle]	so you did move
03:43:10:28	03:43:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	forward though all right
03:43:11:12	03:43:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	They will press on in the spirit of Idios.
03:43:13:16	03:43:24:25	Jesse [GM]	Oh yeah, so you can go that way. Yeah, I mean there’s multiple routes you could go but basically you’ll uh get one more like round before you’re at the monument so but if you fail yeah
03:43:22:07	03:43:24:14	Brin [Basil]	okay
03:43:25:09	03:43:35:26	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna try to follow my sister that is more like it uh oh okay okay either either 21 or 24
03:43:38:26	03:43:43:01	Brin [Basil]	we shoulda rolled together and done one of our moves could like catapulted me
03:43:41:23	03:43:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, you have like your bounding ability so…
03:43:48:10	03:43:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	um i i’m still feeling so good from the resolved hernia problem
03:43:48:21	03:43:50:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah you uh
03:43:50:20	03:43:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	Now that I’ve remembered it.
03:43:55:15	03:44:01:05	Steve [Nortle]	that uh yeah i actually just start moonwalking i figure it’s appropriate
03:43:56:07	03:43:57:21	Jesse [GM]	you’re so much more mobile
03:44:01:24	03:44:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, TBD.
03:44:04:09	03:44:07:19	Steve [Nortle]	so i follow you by moonwalking
03:44:06:28	03:44:08:22	Dave [Xeros]	No one will pull the stick out of his ass!
03:44:08:04	03:44:15:21	Jesse [GM]	so smooth right it is undetectable to the moonlight because of how smooth your moonwalk is
03:44:10:03	03:44:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:44:10:03	03:44:12:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:44:14:15	03:44:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a moonwalk!
03:44:15:24	03:44:17:10	Chris [TBD]	That’s a Moonwalk in the moonlight.
03:44:16:02	03:44:16:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
03:44:18:04	03:44:19:25	Brin [Basil]	Nortle, holy shit
03:44:20:09	03:44:25:23	Chris [TBD]	He needs to roll, though, self-control because it’s going to take everything to keep himself from going
03:44:23:01	03:44:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a strobe light.
03:44:27:02	03:44:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	all right I’ll do a constitution saving throw to see if that works
03:44:27:14	03:44:28:18	Chris [TBD]	at the end of that.
03:44:29:29	03:44:31:13	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah
03:44:30:04	03:44:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	You did see Michael Fajaxson just moments earlier.
03:44:34:03	03:44:38:09	Steve [Nortle]	oh I only rolled a 13 ow okay
03:44:35:15	03:44:38:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh wait, that’s not a block. Okay.
03:44:35:26	03:44:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-Oh.
03:44:38:06	03:44:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh crap.
03:44:39:15	03:44:39:28	Chris [TBD]	Alerts.
03:44:40:11	03:44:42:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m still counting it as a success though
03:44:41:06	03:44:46:15	Jesse [GM]	basil sees it coming and she again muffles yeah
03:44:41:12	03:44:43:14	Brin [Basil]	can so
03:44:44:18	03:44:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	Another sock in your mouth?
03:44:45:25	03:44:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	some some more leaves in the mouth.
03:44:46:17	03:44:53:22	Brin [Basil]	yes i crumple up a bunch of leaves he literally just starts munching
03:44:49:13	03:44:51:25	Jesse [GM]	just starts eating
03:44:50:03	03:44:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	I figure she’s just… Yeah, it’s like when someone throws grapes at you, you’re like, I’m being fed, I guess.
03:44:54:15	03:44:55:09	Jesse [GM]	alright great
03:44:56:27	03:44:58:06	Jesse [GM]	TB
03:44:59:28	03:45:10:24	Jesse [GM]	I mean the campus not totally scale but
03:45:00:01	03:45:01:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay. How close are the guards to us?
03:45:03:10	03:45:04:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s probably 15 feet.
03:45:06:12	03:45:07:24	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got an ace.
03:45:09:03	03:45:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	not to scale. Yeah, it’s like Doc Brown’s model.
03:45:09:24	03:45:17:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah wait this dark mantle dish is not working that was it
03:45:11:13	03:45:12:02	Chris [TBD]	Goodness!
03:45:13:03	03:45:13:19	Chris [TBD]	Come on.
03:45:14:05	03:45:16:29	Jesse [GM]	this is not sorry i didn’t have time this is
03:45:17:17	03:45:30:01	Brin [Basil]	that wasn’t 16 I need to wear my glasses there’s
03:45:18:22	03:45:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t have time
03:45:19:14	03:45:20:18	Chris [TBD]	There we go.
03:45:20:20	03:45:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:45:22:04	03:45:22:23	Chris [TBD]	21.
03:45:23:08	03:45:29:15	Jesse [GM]	nice okay yeah so move yours uh move up forward there you one more round of stealth
03:45:23:09	03:45:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:45:24:29	03:45:26:07	Chris [TBD]	Three advantages,
03:45:26:23	03:45:30:25	Dave [Xeros]	Just all the girls were over 21 tonight. What?
03:45:28:26	03:45:38:27	Chris [TBD]	Can I do a hold action. I want to just have something…
03:45:38:03	03:45:45:27	Brin [Basil]	to guarantee that speak from experience I was one of the girls
03:45:38:06	03:45:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	pretty sure we caught at him as we’re going into the dorms
03:45:39:12	03:45:44:15	Chris [TBD]	If there’s a… Yes, if they fail. Okay?
03:45:39:26	03:45:43:19	Jesse [GM]	prepared if they okay um yeah
03:45:46:03	03:45:47:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:45:47:18	03:45:51:12	Chris [TBD]	I’ll allow it. It’s a spell that I have ready to cast.
03:45:52:14	03:45:52:24	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:45:53:13	03:46:04:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah if one of you does fail there’s some things that you can do still cool
03:45:59:06	03:46:00:15	Chris [TBD]	That will be my reaction.
03:46:04:21	03:46:07:11	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know
03:46:04:27	03:46:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	can i do something i i wanted i want to i want us i want a cast disguise self
03:46:07:29	03:46:08:13	Chris [TBD]	Your turn.
03:46:08:10	03:46:19:16	Jesse [GM]	can you um
03:46:11:22	03:46:14:01	Chris [TBD]	I think Arrows is right behind me the whole time.
03:46:14:04	03:46:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	and i want it to disguise myself as morty this
03:46:20:01	03:46:30:05	Brin [Basil]	is…that’s mean, that’s actually
03:46:20:23	03:46:23:29	Chris [TBD]	The hall monitors will know who he is. It makes sense.
03:46:23:28	03:46:32:10	Dave [Xeros]	thing is i figured he has so much goodwill built up that he actually won’t get in trouble if it’s caught i’m just trying to find like It’s either that or Foulclaw. One of the two.
03:46:27:28	03:46:29:23	Chris [TBD]	Exactly, yeah. They’ll just assume
03:46:30:01	03:46:36:27	Jesse [GM]	you can hold that as your action if you get caught and the guards find you
03:46:30:05	03:46:42:20	Brin [Basil]	pretty good, but is
03:46:35:26	03:46:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right. Oh geez.
03:46:38:21	03:46:42:14	Jesse [GM]	only if you can do his voice it only works
03:46:42:20	03:46:46:05	Brin [Basil]	it Morty in the nude with
03:46:45:26	03:46:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, yes it is. It is absolutely.
03:46:46:05	03:46:56:22	Brin [Basil]	the sock. I was thus tempted!
03:46:47:23	03:46:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	It is
03:46:48:09	03:46:49:02	Jesse [GM]	please
03:46:49:24	03:46:52:27	Chris [TBD]	technically it’s just your face
03:46:49:24	03:46:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	I drank from The Chalice
03:46:50:18	03:46:51:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:46:52:03	03:46:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m sorry I drank from the chalice. I was weak!
03:46:56:26	03:47:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez. I was prepping for finals.
03:47:02:05	03:47:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeeze yep that’s nine. My dice aren’t being good to me tonight.
03:47:06:26	03:47:15:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay, yeah. You still have some thorns in your feet and stuff walking around too. Okay, move yourself up with TBD. You have one more stealth round.
03:47:08:27	03:47:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s two fails.
03:47:09:04	03:47:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	That’s two failures. Everybody has everybody has two failures except TBD.
03:47:17:18	03:47:18:18	Jesse [GM]	Dang! Wow!
03:47:19:07	03:47:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	That’s funny because he’s the eight-foot Goliath.
03:47:19:14	03:47:20:18	Steve [Nortle]	The largest!
03:47:20:27	03:47:30:18	Chris [TBD]	they just think i’m a tree yeah grayish skin
03:47:21:28	03:47:22:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:47:21:28	03:47:22:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:47:22:28	03:47:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	With no shirt.
03:47:23:13	03:47:33:04	Jesse [GM]	So he just blends in with the buildings. He just looks like another piece of architecture. There are statues everywhere. He is just going around like Crunk.
03:47:25:17	03:47:26:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:47:27:11	03:47:28:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:47:31:25	03:47:33:18	Dave [Xeros]	He just asked…
03:47:32:08	03:47:33:00	Steve [Nortle]	He just died.
03:47:36:20	03:47:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like I’m on Times Square all over again.
03:47:38:13	03:47:39:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:47:40:10	03:47:48:29	Chris [TBD]	someone give me a quarter i’ll do a dance oh nat
03:47:41:25	03:47:45:27	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I traded out my dice…I mean my die.
03:47:48:29	03:47:54:13	Chris [TBD]	20. okay oh nice
03:47:50:09	03:47:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	Holy crap, really?
03:47:50:12	03:47:52:18	Jesse [GM]	you are the first one to
03:47:50:24	03:47:59:21	Brin [Basil]	it really was okay so I’m gonna have you catapult me and I’m going to fly like this
03:47:59:29	03:48:06:03	Brin [Basil]	in the moonlight and i’m gonna undo my robe as I’m doing that but you guys are behind
03:48:01:12	03:48:03:15	Jesse [GM]	through your fur and your ears
03:48:04:20	03:48:05:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:48:06:03	03:48:16:08	Brin [Basil]	me so you can’t see anything absolutely I just want to feel the moon wind under my
03:48:07:10	03:48:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s where we would see you.
03:48:07:10	03:48:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	that’s where we would see flying black bunny
03:48:08:05	03:48:13:17	Jesse [GM]	all right so wait so are you like flashing the monument or something is that okay all right great
03:48:12:01	03:48:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a flying black bunny.
03:48:16:08	03:48:27:09	Brin [Basil]	robes. Dang right it does. That’s what I’m banking on! It just looks like a - it looks like somebody threw a robe up in the air.
03:48:16:20	03:48:16:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:48:17:00	03:48:25:14	Jesse [GM]	the dark mantle though conceals your flash okay so as you ascend into the night sky you just look like kind of like a shooting star
03:48:26:24	03:48:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	You are like the most prudish nonprude ever. You know that?
03:48:30:27	03:48:38:14	Brin [Basil]	That’s exactly what i want my life yeah that’s exactly with Basil is she’s
03:48:31:28	03:48:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	I think people would call That a tease.
03:48:36:18	03:48:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:48:38:14	03:48:48:15	Brin [Basil]	almost never mind that’s how, that’s how I want to explain her. She wants to, but she can’t do it.
03:48:42:13	03:48:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s it, she’s almost
03:48:45:06	03:48:46:09	Jesse [GM]	nordal you are up
03:48:50:05	03:48:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	That ripcord
03:48:51:18	03:48:57:02	Brin [Basil]	Wooo!
03:48:53:15	03:49:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	18 either way um i’m gonna uh i after i catapult my sister
03:49:01:08	03:49:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	i just uh i turn and i face where the guards are and one of them thinks he sees me as I just fall backwards into that water
03:49:10:20	03:49:16:24	Jesse [GM]	but it’s one of those like splashless dives
03:49:12:03	03:49:19:24	Steve [Nortle]	And I go in like perfectly Yeah, exactly So he’s like wait Perfect 10
03:49:13:14	03:49:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	see anything
03:49:18:09	03:49:24:27	Jesse [GM]	perfect you are you are like a basketball but somehow the water yeah
03:49:18:22	03:49:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	perfect 10
03:49:18:24	03:49:27:03	Brin [Basil]	Perfect hint! You are the best scene
03:49:24:10	03:49:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	you are greg louganis
03:49:25:25	03:49:27:27	Chris [TBD]	It’s that scene from Coneheads.
03:49:27:23	03:49:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I was going to say It’s the cone head So he is like Oh, I thought I saw something No And so I just, under the water Just kicking my little feet Yep
03:49:36:06	03:49:39:19	Chris [TBD]	This moonlight is messing with my eyes.
03:49:39:12	03:49:46:02	Jesse [GM]	little torpedo under the water nice amazing way to go TBD
03:49:40:01	03:49:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	And then just pop out
03:49:49:01	03:49:54:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah! 19, I’m there.
03:49:49:20	03:49:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he yeah you’re there You have joined the statues
03:49:53:03	03:49:55:09	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah you’re there
03:49:57:00	03:49:59:21	Steve [Nortle]	No explanation He just shows up
03:49:58:29	03:50:04:29	Brin [Basil]	The guards look that way, and they’re like wow did they add another figure to the statue?
03:50:04:19	03:50:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	He popped up like a Korok
03:50:07:27	03:50:09:15	Chris [TBD]	Ah-ha!
03:50:09:06	03:50:11:15	Brin [Basil]	Oh we’re back guys in the dream loop.
03:50:11:20	03:50:12:15	Chris [TBD]	Hey!
03:50:12:03	03:50:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Oh
03:50:14:02	03:50:24:19	Jesse [GM]	okay all right um okay yeah awesome you’re there you just joined the statues and you look like you’re part of the monument really
03:50:14:10	03:50:15:10	Chris [TBD]	A little flashback.
03:50:25:02	03:50:29:29	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to pop my one dose of purple filth while I’m waiting.
03:50:32:24	03:50:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	You’re monumental, my friend
03:50:33:24	03:50:38:07	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah go for it yeah awesome okay uh make a constitution save real quick
03:50:34:20	03:50:43:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, this is the first time by the way that TBD has ever taken purple filst. It is.
03:50:43:12	03:50:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	Like in history?
03:50:44:06	03:50:47:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m so sorry I don’t believe that for a second
03:50:47:01	03:50:48:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah because it’s a newer drug.
03:50:48:04	03:50:50:29	Jesse [GM]	it’s a newer drug yeah yeah yeah yeah it is yeah
03:50:49:18	03:50:57:18	Brin [Basil]	oh okay right well I’ll
03:50:50:03	03:50:55:21	Steve [Nortle]	And we Encountered it in the dream loop Which he wasn’t a part of So he wouldn’t
03:50:54:24	03:50:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, that’s right
03:50:55:16	03:51:00:04	Chris [TBD]	Yep, here we go. Let’s see how TBD reacts.
03:50:57:18	03:51:04:24	Brin [Basil]	buy it all right fine i believe you looks like balance to me
03:51:02:09	03:51:02:24	Chris [TBD]	Constitution?
03:51:04:13	03:51:07:04	Chris [TBD]	Well, I still have the advantage throws.
03:51:09:14	03:51:11:18	Chris [TBD]	Okay, there we go. That’s an 18.
03:51:12:16	03:51:22:29	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah you just have to see if you withstand the effects yeah so you get like all of the good side effects which like it’s you know like the memory anchor stuff that you learned about
03:51:15:05	03:51:15:21	Chris [TBD]	18.
03:51:22:14	03:51:23:18	Chris [TBD]	That’s what I want.
03:51:25:05	03:51:28:18	Jesse [GM]	and let’s see if arrows doesn’t blow your cover
03:51:25:25	03:51:26:10	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
03:51:29:22	03:51:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	gonna blow something or something will get blown tonight we’ll see yeah yep this sock is gonna fly
03:51:35:21	03:51:39:18	Jesse [GM]	just don’t paint yourself blue as your next move okay don’t, don’t do that
03:51:37:18	03:51:38:19	Chris [TBD]	Don’t remove…
03:51:39:29	03:51:44:23	Chris [TBD]	Let me see your character sheet. Did you say that Aros has a rib removed or something?
03:51:46:04	03:51:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	yes
03:51:47:02	03:51:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	I want that stricken from the record.
03:51:48:01	03:51:49:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:51:50:00	03:51:54:07	Chris [TBD]	A little 90s Marilyn Manson reference?
03:51:51:22	03:51:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Marilyn Manson reference.
03:51:52:18	03:52:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	melin manson he practices yoga on the regular so i’m just saying he’s very bendy um
03:51:54:11	03:51:55:28	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh
03:51:58:15	03:51:59:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh no!
03:52:02:09	03:52:04:08	Jesse [GM]	if there are any children watching they need to go to bed
03:52:02:16	03:52:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	he can do a backbend like, he’s just a gymnast. Yeah
03:52:04:03	03:52:06:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, good of it. What time is it? It’s bedtime.
03:52:10:09	03:52:13:17	Jesse [GM]	at this point they’ve already seen everything else we talked about so yeah
03:52:12:15	03:52:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure parents if your kids are watching this don’t have them watch it yeah pay more attention to your children. Alright here we do
03:52:15:22	03:52:17:26	Brin [Basil]	Then you’ve failed as a parent.
03:52:21:19	03:52:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think my kids are the only ones who would be watching, so I’m feeling really attacked.
03:52:22:18	03:52:24:24	Brin [Basil]	Get some parental…
03:52:24:24	03:52:26:05	Dave [Xeros]	Steve’s Kids you’re great
03:52:25:07	03:52:29:09	Chris [TBD]	he is. Oh, wait. Oh! Gail’s watching.
03:52:29:22	03:52:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	Gail you’re also great. Don’t listen to me or listen to Me
03:52:33:17	03:52:36:04	Brin [Basil]	You’re also a good mom. I did not mean that.
03:52:34:19	03:52:38:01	Chris [TBD]	She says we have descended into madness.
03:52:39:04	03:52:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	can’t descend if we’re already there
03:52:40:08	03:52:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	We were already there
03:52:41:10	03:52:43:13	Chris [TBD]	have been there since day one.
03:52:43:08	03:52:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yep that’s all this is okay i’m oh my gosh all right one chance at this you only had one chance
03:52:49:28	03:52:51:01	Brin [Basil]	That dye is warm.
03:52:52:16	03:52:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	son of a 12. that’s my third one yep
03:52:56:11	03:53:01:12	Jesse [GM]	12 okay that’s the third one oh my gosh okay so
03:52:59:16	03:53:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	i turn into morty if someone wants to give me something
03:53:00:07	03:53:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t say I’m surprised
03:53:01:10	03:53:04:13	Brin [Basil]	Wait, do you want some Zenzu fruit?
03:53:05:16	03:53:12:20	Chris [TBD]	let’s see how Morty I want to see how Morty goes if i get caught
03:53:08:13	03:53:12:11	Jesse [GM]	is that what you want to do is this that you want turn into morty that’s when that’s your move
03:53:11:16	03:53:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	if i get caught i’m turning into morti that’s the held action
03:53:12:16	03:53:16:09	Brin [Basil]	i have two zenzu fruit
03:53:14:11	03:53:25:29	Jesse [GM]	so the guards so basically what happens the guards have been alerted they see you okay they’ve like they’ve kind of been suspicious for a while and now they’ve finally seen somebody so you’re gonna have to see i need you to make a roll
03:53:25:29	03:53:35:12	Jesse [GM]	i need to see if you can like escape from them they’re going to start it’s kind of like a chase now okay yeah you can yeah hey you can lead them
03:53:30:18	03:53:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	can i lead them away from them so they can get their job done
03:53:35:00	03:53:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	split the party
03:53:35:12	03:53:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	all right save the zenzu fruits i will save you
03:53:35:12	03:53:43:10	Jesse [GM]	on a merry chase yeah uh so
03:53:40:10	03:53:42:25	Brin [Basil]	I mean, I can easily just throw them
03:53:43:10	03:53:48:09	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah with our chase yeah same thing so do you decide how you’re
03:53:45:19	03:53:49:02	Brin [Basil]	and make it look like you picked it from the bush that you’re hiding in
03:53:48:09	03:54:00:05	Jesse [GM]	gonna run away uh see if we can yeah so there you’re at your you’re in chase now hey
03:53:50:03	03:54:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	to see how this goes um okay so they see me and i just look at them i’m like oh geez and i
03:53:52:01	03:53:53:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m also okay with that
03:54:01:05	03:54:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	And i
03:54:02:29	03:54:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	i okay i’ll start bolting it’s like guys i didn’t mean it okay can i i’m going 60 feet because
03:54:10:28	03:54:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	i’m dashing i have no clothes on just a sock
03:54:11:16	03:54:16:10	Jesse [GM]	okay i’m gonna say i’m going to say they’re at the corner here because see you down the stretch there right yeah there you go
03:54:12:09	03:54:12:26	Steve [Nortle]	Sprinting
03:54:23:09	03:54:27:10	Chris [TBD]	Morty is gonna be a legend tomorrow and have no idea why.
03:54:26:21	03:54:32:04	Brin [Basil]	He put a crack in the chastity glass.
03:54:27:00	03:54:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	uh can you explain to me the area that i’m in
03:54:27:04	03:54:30:02	Jesse [GM]	he did so many things last night
03:54:34:27	03:54:37:29	Chris [TBD]	People are going to high-five him tomorrow and he’s going to be like,
03:54:36:14	03:54:45:16	Jesse [GM]	yeah so the center that’s the library and on top is sort of like the um observatory there’s like all these sort of ceremonial phases of the moon kind of thing
03:54:39:06	03:54:40:06	Chris [TBD]	what’s going on?
03:54:48:16	03:54:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	i run away i’m like i’m sorry guys saloon he made me do it hey then
03:54:53:08	03:55:01:21	Jesse [GM]	so roll uh see if you can outrun them basically you’re in chase and you’re naked um no friction
03:54:59:11	03:55:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	no friction no friction all right let’s do this uh
03:54:59:27	03:55:01:18	Steve [Nortle]	Brand new sentences here.
03:55:05:24	03:55:16:07	Dave [Xeros]	uh okay i i 18 like on a nat roll there so what what was i rolling for that oh so whatever i
03:55:06:26	03:55:07:12	Chris [TBD]	Facts
03:55:12:23	03:55:14:24	Chris [TBD]	Whatever It’s the chase mechanic
03:55:16:07	03:55:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	choose okay cool i i got it so we’re good oh okay
03:55:16:15	03:55:17:01	Jesse [GM]	yep
03:55:18:28	03:55:28:17	Jesse [GM]	cool yeah so even though they see you, you’ve managed to conceal yourself again. They’ve lost your trail
03:55:28:17	03:55:33:21	Jesse [GM]	okay? They’re still on alert but they don’t know where you are right now
03:55:28:27	03:55:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	so they’re not even look for me
03:55:33:23	03:55:38:07	Steve [Nortle]	they were blinded by the moon if you know what i’m saying
03:55:40:13	03:55:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	like what color
03:55:41:20	03:55:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	see that’s uh that’s how you do it
03:55:43:05	03:55:52:24	Brin [Basil]	Dang it! Hold on. I’m gonna get it. Yeah, I can learn it.
03:55:43:15	03:55:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	what color is Morty
03:55:49:27	03:55:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	close both eyes You said then open.
03:55:50:22	03:55:58:28	Chris [TBD]	You can learn Well, he’s a tiefling
03:55:51:29	03:55:56:13	Jesse [GM]	uh he’s a white boy yeah
03:55:52:20	03:55:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	well I’m just trying to like okay white
03:55:57:28	03:56:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	that’s weird a white tiefling we’re good
03:56:02:11	03:56:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	I mean I’m actually just picturing the cartoon character just running through some.
03:56:05:23	03:56:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	oh god
03:56:06:29	03:56:10:11	Jesse [GM]	just put horns on him and that’s more
03:56:07:11	03:56:08:22	Chris [TBD]	I think we all are
03:56:09:14	03:56:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s it
03:56:09:23	03:56:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	Not right now.
03:56:10:03	03:56:11:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:56:11:22	03:56:19:14	Jesse [GM]	okay cool um i want to see uh real quick i want to see if they uh detect you like you’ve
03:56:12:16	03:56:14:29	Chris [TBD]	Yellow shirt white, blue jeans.
03:56:16:23	03:56:18:14	Chris [TBD]	Not an answer. That’s true.
03:56:17:24	03:56:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay i like i’m i’m not camouflaged in so i’m just like i’ll try my best to like get into the bushes
03:56:28:26	03:56:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	but you’re just seeing like little white pieces of me stick out everywhere
03:56:30:06	03:56:38:26	Jesse [GM]	um okay so we’ll do same thing if they beat a 15
03:56:39:20	03:56:48:13	Jesse [GM]	uh they basically like spot you again you have to continue your chase we’ll cut back to everybody else except for the continue your choice they were on 18.
03:56:48:25	03:56:54:02	Jesse [GM]	So, they see that you haven’t chosen the best hiding spot and now
03:56:50:06	03:56:56:20	Chris [TBD]	Is that Morty?
03:56:54:02	03:57:02:25	Jesse [GM]	they realize that you’re streaking too yeah uh -huh and they’re like prepare to be expelled
03:56:57:01	03:57:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	that’s not what it looks like
03:57:03:11	03:57:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:57:03:21	03:57:12:14	Jesse [GM]	they run they’re running towards you okay so you guys are gonna continue your chase in a minute You guys, you guys are at the monument.
03:57:06:15	03:57:09:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh, don’t expel him. I’m going to feel bad.
03:57:06:26	03:57:09:13	Chris [TBD]	If we get Morty expelled
03:57:12:10	03:57:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	the things jesse was not expecting to have I don’t even
03:57:15:19	03:57:17:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, expel his star student.
03:57:15:26	03:57:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:57:17:23	03:57:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:57:18:03	03:57:19:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:57:18:21	03:57:21:22	Jesse [GM]	That would be so sad. Okay.
03:57:19:11	03:57:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:57:19:21	03:57:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:57:20:01	03:57:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t even know what I did
03:57:23:16	03:57:24:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:57:26:03	03:57:28:03	Chris [TBD]	A cool and a just world!
03:57:27:19	03:57:29:15	Jesse [GM]	So you guys,
03:57:28:14	03:57:30:14	Brin [Basil]	My chest is intact!
03:57:30:26	03:57:34:05	Jesse [GM]	you’re at the Monument. We’re going to jump right into this.
03:57:32:03	03:57:39:18	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to touch the statue of Jacques Bjorn. Oh wait, what statues are these again?
03:57:37:09	03:57:48:19	Jesse [GM]	Oh, okay. Yeah, so this is the Ringer Monument, the ringer boys the brothers okay yep uh -huh terror and the brother terry yep yep so you touch
03:57:37:29	03:57:38:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh my!
03:57:42:13	03:57:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
03:57:42:21	03:57:45:15	Chris [TBD]	That’s right, The Brothers. Yes.
03:57:44:01	03:57:45:04	Dave [Xeros]	Terry and the brother of
03:57:46:16	03:57:47:13	Chris [TBD]	Terry and the Brother Terry.
03:57:48:19	03:57:59:05	Jesse [GM]	it immediately and you have like that cool you watch wednesday and when she has her cool like psychic yeah yeah your head flies back such a cool transition gosh they did so good okay
03:57:53:15	03:57:59:03	Chris [TBD]	My head pops back. Yeah, that is really cool.
03:57:59:05	03:58:06:17	Jesse [GM]	so yeah you like you go into this sort of like trance visionary state okay and you see a couple
03:58:06:17	03:58:16:00	Jesse [GM]	of things um have or uh with in relation to this monument um the first thing that you detect
03:58:07:07	03:58:07:22	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:58:16:00	03:58:27:04	Jesse [GM]	you get like brief glimpses of like an older time. You can tell that you’re still on campus but like the buildings are a little bit different some don’t exist it’s in this location yep yeah
03:58:23:16	03:58:26:19	Chris [TBD]	So it’s in this location? Got it, yeah.
03:58:27:04	03:58:38:26	Jesse [GM]	so you’re Still Anchored here but you’re like pulling memories like you’re Like like seeing the past essentially right and so this looks like it’s quite a while ago but you
03:58:38:26	03:58:48:15	Jesse [GM]	can tell it’s still on campus like the same place okay but there’s lots of people gathered around people are there people are crying people are mourning you can tell It’s a funeral
03:58:48:15	03:58:55:27	Jesse [GM]	okay. You detect while you see these brief glimpses of this funeral that this is for
03:58:55:27	03:59:03:08	Jesse [GM]	one of the brothers and within the monument they’re supposed to be concealed or this is kind
03:59:03:08	03:59:12:16	Jesse [GM]	their catacomb right you immediately know that there is only one body within the catacombe not
03:59:05:19	03:59:05:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:59:12:16	03:59:23:22	Jesse [GM]	two okay yeah so both of them should be deceased but there’s only one buddy in here okay You remember, you’ve done all your studies.
03:59:13:10	03:59:14:26	Chris [TBD]	They thought Bolt had died.
03:59:20:10	03:59:20:18	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:59:23:28	03:59:34:26	Jesse [GM]	You remember from reading and studying together that Terry, he died basically like during the forgotten hour or sorry right after. Right?
03:59:34:08	03:59:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, when he found the portal.
03:59:35:20	03:59:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	In the quiet ear.
03:59:36:27	03:59:46:02	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. He was found dead by the portal or the stargate. It’s now located under the temple. So and then allegedly.
03:59:37:00	03:59:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, right here, yeah.
03:59:41:15	03:59:42:01	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
03:59:43:03	03:59:43:20	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
03:59:44:20	03:59:45:03	Dave [Xeros]	Allegedly.
03:59:46:02	03:59:54:05	Jesse [GM]	okay um and then uh the brother of terry he was around for a while was part of the community joined some expeditions to the swamp
03:59:57:18	04:00:01:15	Chris [TBD]	remember that came back swole TBD knows
04:00:00:03	04:00:03:06	Jesse [GM]	okay so there’s only one body here you know that
04:00:03:26	04:00:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve changed?
04:00:03:29	04:00:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	Is is the body swole? Can he see the corpse? It’s like in a dream you know, you just know things
04:00:09:14	04:00:19:04	Chris [TBD]	i just know that there’s one in there do i
04:00:10:10	04:00:13:00	Jesse [GM]	you just know you can just feel the presence yeah
04:00:14:24	04:00:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	so you don’t know if it’s terry or the brother of terry that’s in there
04:00:19:04	04:00:21:21	Chris [TBD]	know now where the location of this catacomb is
04:00:24:03	04:00:29:03	Jesse [GM]	part of the monument yeah the funeral took place here that’s why you can see this because they were supposed
04:00:24:05	04:00:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the statue yeah
04:00:27:12	04:00:34:20	Chris [TBD]	okay yep so they’re underneath the statue got
04:00:27:19	04:00:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	just like a mausoleum like the statue is their mausolium
04:00:29:03	04:00:39:24	Jesse [GM]	to be buried beneath this yep okay uh and then the other thing that you see you flash
04:00:39:24	04:00:51:02	Jesse [GM]	to another time and this looks very similar to where you are now like this doesn’t look like it’s that long ago but you see two people um here in front of the monument and it’s kind
04:00:51:02	04:00:58:28	Jesse [GM]	of like that underwater thing where you can tell they’re sort of like shouting at each other but you can’t quite make out what they’re saying right just go right
04:00:55:25	04:01:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	oh i thought it was two personages but that’s cool Just two people’s braids.
04:00:57:18	04:01:09:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah not very bright not very brilliant
04:01:00:29	04:01:10:05	Jesse [GM]	two people yep two regular old people um and um you don’t make out you don’T make out a lot
04:01:09:19	04:01:11:18	Brin [Basil]	And not above the ground.
04:01:10:05	04:01:18:07	Jesse [GM]	of their words okay for like it’s like slowly coming into focus you can tell that they’re arguing and fighting with each other you can’t understand what they’re saying until like the
04:01:11:11	04:01:12:15	Chris [TBD]	and not above the ground.
04:01:11:22	04:01:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	No.
04:01:18:07	04:01:24:12	Jesse [GM]	very end of this vision um it kind of becomes crystal clear and you see in front of the monument
04:01:24:12	04:01:31:09	Jesse [GM]	uh one person that you don’t recognize and another person who you do looks very much like
04:01:31:09	04:01:38:12	Jesse [GM]	utatio that you have met in fast he’s there he’s here with another individual
04:01:34:12	04:01:36:24	Steve [Nortle]	He has my tarot card, I have not forgotten.
04:01:38:12	04:01:48:21	Jesse [GM]	um and he points at this other individual and he says i know who you are thaline
04:01:49:03	04:01:59:13	Jesse [GM]	and then with his other hand casts a spell and he said defectio lunia and this darkness like descends
04:01:59:13	04:02:08:23	Jesse [GM]	it like consumes this other person they like twist convuls and are like they drop to the ground they like scream drop tothe ground but there’s this darkness that like
04:02:08:23	04:02:15:24	Jesse [GM]	takes over the whole area um and then like you’re pulled back out of vision okay
04:02:16:13	04:02:23:12	Chris [TBD]	Wait, who? Remind me how he’s connected to the school. Is he one of the heads of the houses? Which one again?
04:02:22:27	04:02:29:27	Jesse [GM]	lutatio is the head of the school of alchemy yep yep you just saw briefly like his picture
04:02:25:13	04:02:34:12	Chris [TBD]	Alchemy. Got it. That’s right. Duh. Yeah, what were… Phelan and Mutaphyo. We don’t know Phelon.
04:02:29:27	04:02:36:25	Jesse [GM]	on the wall right with all the other heads and and phelan you don’t recognize him but
04:02:37:09	04:02:39:14	Chris [TBD]	Phelan is one of our missing agents.
04:02:41:23	04:02:43:07	Chris [TBD]	Not Phelon, Phelin.
04:02:43:06	04:02:49:10	Jesse [GM]	This is one of the names that Lashara gave you as one of the two missing people.
04:02:51:19	04:02:56:09	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go! Statue touching! Holy cow! Who knew? What a rush!
04:02:54:29	04:02:58:24	Brin [Basil]	You need to stop doing purple fills. No more purple fills for you.
04:02:58:11	04:03:02:15	Steve [Nortle]	And I bet the statue would prefer that you not touch them there again.
04:03:02:23	04:03:05:14	Chris [TBD]	I guess I didn’t pay attention to where I touched.
04:03:05:28	04:03:06:10	Brin [Basil]	He’s like,
04:03:08:25	04:03:09:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:03:10:13	04:03:11:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:03:11:13	04:03:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	where did the angel touch you
04:03:12:20	04:03:13:09	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:03:13:15	04:03:14:17	Chris [TBD]	Show me on the doll.
04:03:16:07	04:03:16:25	Chris [TBD]	So
04:03:18:22	04:03:25:25	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to share what I learned with everyone unless they saw if it like opened up
04:03:20:28	04:03:22:07	Brin [Basil]	Show me all the time.
04:03:22:07	04:03:23:16	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. These two are here with you.
04:03:24:21	04:03:29:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
04:03:25:20	04:03:30:25	Jesse [GM]	Nope. You had the purple filth. So you were the one who channeled this, but you relay that information to them.
04:03:29:19	04:03:40:07	Chris [TBD]	well I know where Thalen or Thelen went guys he is bye-bye or at least what it seems Mutatio sent him to either
04:03:41:10	04:03:42:14	Chris [TBD]	muchacho Tutatio
04:03:42:10	04:03:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	that son of a witch has my tarot card
04:03:43:18	04:03:55:12	Chris [TBD]	he’s got your tarot cards if he starts pointing if he says the words if he say the word defectio at you run and hide
04:03:45:19	04:03:46:22	Dave [Xeros]	oh geez
04:03:51:01	04:03:51:26	Jesse [GM]	you can outrun him again
04:03:51:17	04:03:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:03:55:12	04:03:58:10	Chris [TBD]	or dodge or something because it’s followed up with something even worse
04:04:00:23	04:04:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	distance we hear i feel
04:04:01:26	04:04:03:24	Chris [TBD]	Morty is
04:04:02:29	04:04:04:18	Brin [Basil]	The sock fell off.
04:04:04:03	04:04:12:22	Jesse [GM]	you’re making your way around the library here right oh my gosh okay you’ll have one more chance
04:04:06:12	04:04:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	it’s It’s an 11.
04:04:13:19	04:04:19:01	Steve [Nortle]	like i feel like you’re like straddled right like your legs are out really wide so that you can move either direction of
04:04:19:01	04:04:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	the guards are like could you just stop please and the guards aren’t able to realize a pincer
04:04:22:09	04:04:23:12	Dave [Xeros]	Saluni help!
04:04:27:29	04:04:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	movement would like resolve this problem okay i’m burying
04:04:32:02	04:04:34:08	Jesse [GM]	has one more change so maybe they do yeah
04:04:34:07	04:04:36:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m baring my soul to you, Saluni!
04:04:36:15	04:04:38:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:04:37:09	04:04:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh my god, look at those things!
04:04:40:09	04:04:48:00	Jesse [GM]	and see if you can hide this time and get away from these guys okay uh does anybody have yeah is there anything uh well
04:04:44:13	04:04:45:27	Dave [Xeros]	Is this a stealth?
04:04:48:00	04:04:53:23	Jesse [GM]	you’re on your own out here um you could also give them a spell or something you could cast
04:04:52:27	04:05:08:06	Brin [Basil]	Touch yourself with Symbartic so
04:04:53:12	04:05:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	If I’m allowed to use a spell in, like… The middle of it chase… Yeah, I could try something.
04:04:59:29	04:05:03:03	Jesse [GM]	yeah let’s give you yeah let’S say something here gives you an advantage
04:05:03:26	04:05:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:05:06:07	04:05:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Enlarge Reduce. i’m going to shrink myself smallest so like i can actually hide behind the bushes and not be seen
04:05:08:06	04:05:13:00	Brin [Basil]	they had me worry there for a second.
04:05:13:16	04:05:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	this doesn’t happen all the time um and and then what
04:05:19:03	04:05:20:25	Jesse [GM]	morty so much
04:05:22:24	04:05:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	so they see me running and then all of a sudden they just see me like I step in I shrink a little shrink shrink a Little and it’s kind of like when you’re
04:05:29:21	04:05:35:22	Jesse [GM]	yeah uh-huh where did he go
04:05:30:19	04:05:39:09	Dave [Xeros]	doing that fake walk down the stairs thing back behind a bush so they they think there’s like stairs or an elevator there and then I
04:05:34:15	04:05:36:25	Brin [Basil]	but they think there’s like
04:05:36:25	04:05:51:16	Brin [Basil]	tears in Spanish
04:05:40:28	04:05:45:04	Jesse [GM]	perfect okay yeah okay so let’s say you have advantage on this role
04:05:48:26	04:05:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	advantage boy advantage take advantage of advantage because the nat one’s not that’s going to make you super shrunk
04:05:56:14	04:05:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the most net ones i’ve ever rolled in a single session
04:05:58:07	04:05:59:07	Chris [TBD]	Seriously?
04:06:00:21	04:06:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh alright
04:06:04:25	04:06:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	nope
04:06:07:15	04:06:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	ah it’s 11
04:06:14:00	04:06:22:02	Jesse [GM]	uh they catch you yeah they catch You yeah they both got yeah each one’s got a hold of your arm
04:06:14:06	04:06:16:22	Chris [TBD]	Expel him, expel him
04:06:17:03	04:06:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	they like pick me up and I’m like my legs are little kicking
04:06:21:24	04:06:28:23	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like the shrink spell had to have worked in part. So his head is still normal size but his body’s
04:06:27:05	04:06:29:00	Dave [Xeros]	but my socks stayed the same
04:06:29:29	04:06:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	everything from the waist down just becomes Deadpool and Deadpool 2 just little baby legs.
04:06:32:05	04:06:34:13	Jesse [GM]	sure Uh-huh.
04:06:35:18	04:06:43:00	Dave [Xeros]	oh guys you please don’t expel
04:06:37:09	04:06:39:03	Jesse [GM]	Sure, yeah, that’s exactly what happens.
04:06:43:00	04:06:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	morty take me back to the ra room i was poisoned at the game
04:06:45:24	04:06:47:23	Jesse [GM]	What are you doing here?
04:06:49:27	04:06:55:22	Jesse [GM]	The number of rules That are being broken right now You will never come back to the campus
04:06:56:02	04:07:07:27	Chris [TBD]	Do we see any of this going on? Alright. I can cast the spell
04:06:57:12	04:07:06:25	Jesse [GM]	You hear the commotion They’re just over here Kind of next to the library And they’re not behind or anything So you can see What’s happening over there
04:07:10:01	04:07:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	do you have both of these oh gosh
04:07:10:21	04:07:11:24	Chris [TBD]	called Shatter
04:07:13:23	04:07:25:04	Chris [TBD]	and a loud noise erupts from a point of my choice within range, 60 feet Each creature in a 10 foot radius sphere centered there makes a constitution saving throw
04:07:25:04	04:07:36:07	Chris [TBD]	but I don’t want to cast it on them. I want to cast it upon an object around there so they are heavily distracted giving him a chance to maybe escape
04:07:34:25	04:08:06:08	Brin [Basil]	shatter, shatter something important so they drop him and run it’s
04:07:38:07	04:07:43:27	Dave [Xeros]	you make a big like um uh like illusion of TBD pop up and like
04:07:42:07	04:07:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	yeah can’t can’t you do a minor illusion
04:07:44:27	04:07:45:24	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:07:45:28	04:07:46:27	Dave [Xeros]	with shatter
04:07:46:06	04:07:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Morty pees himself
04:07:49:23	04:08:01:23	Chris [TBD]	let me uh so yeah non-magical item that isn’t being worn or carried takes damage
04:07:50:05	04:07:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	his sock
04:07:52:03	04:07:54:26	Jesse [GM]	gosh this is so awful
04:07:54:07	04:07:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	I swear the sock was white before guys
04:08:01:11	04:08:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:08:01:25	04:08:04:12	Jesse [GM]	Morty has clothes on by the way
04:08:04:12	04:08:06:25	Steve [Nortle]	that retcons all of my imagination
04:08:07:27	04:08:12:15	Jesse [GM]	on like at least that’s happening it’s part of Morty
04:08:08:12	04:08:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll accept
04:08:10:19	04:08:33:21	Brin [Basil]	under lock and key it’s
04:08:14:07	04:08:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	I will accept the DM’s like destruction of his favorite character and I will say that I’m wearing clothes for right now
04:08:15:13	04:08:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	the destruction of his favorite character, and I will say that I’m wearing clothes for right.
04:08:18:29	04:08:21:27	Jesse [GM]	just his chasty belt
04:08:24:22	04:08:35:20	Chris [TBD]	uh you tell me if you want to do this okay yeah so i’m just gonna cast it on something around them that looks of value to the
04:08:35:20	04:08:45:19	Chris [TBD]	school like maybe another statue or something or whatever it is well
04:08:37:21	04:08:48:15	Jesse [GM]	destroys him grid relic or something sweet okay uh so many
04:08:45:00	04:08:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay. The Nazis did it.
04:08:45:19	04:08:52:27	Chris [TBD]	tell me tell me what’s around there that that i can do this too
04:08:50:13	04:09:04:22	Brin [Basil]	Tell me what’s around there that I can get, whatever
04:08:53:07	04:08:57:29	Jesse [GM]	mean everything is like this immaculate architecture right like everything is pretty
04:08:56:26	04:09:04:22	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah yeah ya whatever
04:08:57:29	04:09:08:09	Jesse [GM]	pristine and valuable look it’s just campus property you know so therefore but it’s all special in some way.
04:09:04:22	04:09:11:24	Chris [TBD]	it okay uh I’m
04:09:08:07	04:09:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll bleep that.
04:09:10:27	04:09:12:02	Brin [Basil]	Please don’t.
04:09:11:24	04:09:18:25	Chris [TBD]	gonna cast that so roll why don’t you roll environment
04:09:13:18	04:09:13:22	Steve [Nortle]	Ugh.
04:09:14:11	04:09:15:01	Brin [Basil]	Blech!
04:09:20:02	04:09:29:10	Chris [TBD]	for environment it’s got to be constitution saving throw a 15 or higher and we’ll just say if you’re below 15, it explodes. And if
04:09:29:10	04:09:34:16	Chris [TBD]	you’re above it, yeah it definitely explodes.
04:09:30:15	04:09:33:07	Jesse [GM]	environment. It’s a four.
04:09:35:09	04:09:36:08	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, so
04:09:35:29	04:09:37:07	Chris [TBD]	TBD loves explosions.
04:09:37:02	04:09:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	Wow!
04:09:37:25	04:09:43:19	Jesse [GM]	you don’t have both of these with you but this is a both-of-these level type of explosion that you set off okay?
04:09:42:17	04:09:48:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh I don’t have Bofidi. Can I cast this without Bofidis? I’m a wizard.
04:09:45:13	04:09:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you’re fine.
04:09:46:23	04:09:55:10	Steve [Nortle]	technically no but at the same time i can imagine that like back in the dorms you just hear like this killer riff and then just
04:09:52:15	04:09:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	And he like flies out the window
04:09:56:19	04:09:57:25	Chris [TBD]	thing flies out.
04:09:57:04	04:09:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	There are notes that fly along
04:09:59:07	04:10:01:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:10:00:22	04:10:04:21	Jesse [GM]	is like check this out man! He left it here.
04:10:01:14	04:10:03:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:10:01:23	04:10:04:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:10:02:13	04:10:03:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:10:04:20	04:10:05:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:10:05:05	04:10:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	It starts playing. He’s like, I am so high right now.
04:10:07:26	04:10:10:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:10:08:05	04:10:09:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:10:08:15	04:10:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:10:09:07	04:10:14:07	Jesse [GM]	yeah so it works so like the building i say across the water over there from where you guys are
04:10:14:07	04:10:22:25	Jesse [GM]	like the corner of it just explodes yeah yeah um and it’s it’s uh
04:10:16:09	04:10:18:15	Chris [TBD]	The building. Oh, crap. I hope no one was in it.
04:10:20:17	04:10:28:07	Brin [Basil]	All the chastity glasses shattered.
04:10:20:19	04:10:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
04:10:23:03	04:10:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	the sex ed building no one’s there they won’t
04:10:25:19	04:10:29:24	Jesse [GM]	it startles the guards it startls the guards so much that they let go
04:10:31:20	04:10:32:18	Chris [TBD]	Run, Marty!
04:10:35:07	04:10:35:18	Chris [TBD]	Run!
04:10:36:06	04:10:46:16	Jesse [GM]	yeah um so they’re distracted you’re gonna have advantage because they’re trying to figure out what is going on are we under attack now uh and you’re going to try and sneak off run away
04:10:50:28	04:10:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	forget about me no they won’T forget about morty we’ll put it that way okay so as i’m running away
04:10:57:08	04:11:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	i’m going to um i’m gonna cast uh disguise self again and i’m gonna make myself into someone else
04:11:04:06	04:11:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	turn into a statue
04:11:09:12	04:11:10:10	Jesse [GM]	that’s kind of good
04:11:09:15	04:11:13:00	Dave [Xeros]	who else do i want to like who else does i want
04:11:10:13	04:11:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	that’s got a sock do a pose of like the David
04:11:15:20	04:11:17:00	Brin [Basil]	The DaVit.
04:11:17:27	04:11:21:05	Steve [Nortle]	jump up on an empty pillar yeah
04:11:20:16	04:11:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah like one of the one of the bridges i’ll just yeah yep i’ll cast i’ll i’ll cast like a stone facade
04:11:25:17	04:11:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll cast
04:11:29:04	04:11:38:24	Chris [TBD]	of saloon no way oh my gosh
04:11:29:27	04:11:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	uh it’s gone it’s not coming back oh my gosh
04:11:34:22	04:11:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	it was in that one down there by the way not i’m not joking
04:11:39:12	04:11:42:12	Dave [Xeros]	no is this stealth again or
04:11:40:17	04:11:50:13	Jesse [GM]	have advantage um um you’re gonna i’m gonna let you choose the skill this time uh because uh
04:11:47:29	04:11:53:06	Chris [TBD]	wait is it uh i thought you were doing this guy’s cell
04:11:53:06	04:12:00:12	Chris [TBD]	is that what you’re rolling for right the chase mechanic
04:11:54:10	04:12:03:12	Dave [Xeros]	well that’s fine yeah then i’m gonna I’ll do that. That’s fine.
04:11:54:26	04:11:58:04	Jesse [GM]	you’re basically back in chase and the way that we’ve done chases like we choose the
04:12:01:15	04:12:08:24	Steve [Nortle]	okay so while he’s trying to run away the building exploded which even nortle noticed
04:12:08:24	04:12:20:13	Steve [Nortle]	um so I turn around and I see those guards um and i see just like a flash of morty scampering away
04:12:21:03	04:12:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	and i think it’s real morty because i don’t know that he had changed and i’m like i and i thing i gotta help this guy out so i’m gonna dive back into the water
04:12:25:16	04:12:27:23	Jesse [GM]	like go morty go
04:12:32:22	04:12:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	um and do like a submarine attack to like i’m going to try to come up underneath and then just grab the legs and just pull the guard straight into the
04:12:42:27	04:12:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	water with me yeah yeah creature of the black lagoon okay
04:12:43:18	04:12:48:01	Jesse [GM]	Okay, yeah, yeah. You’re going to turn into the… What’s that? The thing in the swamp or whatever.
04:12:50:04	04:12:52:13	Chris [TBD]	or the predator
04:12:50:07	04:12:54:05	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, yeah! Perfect. So if Eros fails this
04:12:51:07	04:12:52:12	Brin [Basil]	Or the predator.
04:12:52:22	04:13:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	all right hey that’s double your
04:12:53:17	04:12:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m casting Deception
04:12:55:07	04:12:58:19	Jesse [GM]	you’ll get to pull him into the water here and see if we can help him get away.
04:12:56:01	04:12:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	so we’ll see what happens here.
04:13:01:02	04:13:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	Was that my do I get advantage? No because I already rolled once. Nope. Yeah. What was the one I rolled before?
04:13:01:15	04:13:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	lowest roll what was it when i go nine it
04:13:02:07	04:13:02:18	Jesse [GM]	Wow.
04:13:09:15	04:13:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	was a nine plus whatever six oh but if i’m using
04:13:10:10	04:13:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	a total of 11 I think so it was a 6 but if I’m using Deception I get a plus 10 so it’s 16
04:13:18:06	04:13:29:27	Brin [Basil]	It’s plus 10? Your deception is plus 10?! Lord, have mercy on your soul.
04:13:21:15	04:13:23:02	Jesse [GM]	so you barely
04:13:26:22	04:13:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep.
04:13:28:24	04:13:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	my only good stat that that explains all of the rashes
04:13:28:29	04:13:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s my only good stat if you haven’t noticed.
04:13:30:22	04:13:39:07	Chris [TBD]	sounds like he got deceived
04:13:31:18	04:13:32:07	Brin [Basil]	Die!
04:13:34:10	04:13:35:18	Brin [Basil]	I uh…
04:13:34:13	04:13:38:06	Jesse [GM]	so you manage in the nick of time
04:13:39:07	04:13:56:29	Chris [TBD]	of course
04:13:40:21	04:13:47:08	Jesse [GM]	of time they realize that they’ve let you go and they start looking around but right before they turn back to find out where you’ve gone
04:13:42:07	04:13:43:17	Brin [Basil]	Do noo-ch.
04:13:48:09	04:13:56:13	Jesse [GM]	you you’re you’re concealed yeah yeah as part of your disguise you are like making that morty sound the whole time
04:13:49:09	04:13:50:03	Dave [Xeros]	Morty out!
04:13:50:18	04:13:51:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:13:56:13	04:14:01:29	Jesse [GM]	like anytime it’s all he does oh geez yeah and he’s gone
04:14:01:11	04:14:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like Morty Tina.
04:14:04:16	04:14:15:25	Steve [Nortle]	so i don’t i don’ t need to grab so i like come up to like grab his ankles and then i see oh
04:14:04:22	04:14:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, jeez!
04:14:07:15	04:14:11:07	Jesse [GM]	okay awesome okay so you guys uh you join up with
04:14:16:22	04:14:23:03	Jesse [GM]	so that he’s out of view of the guards and everything. You pull him back over and you guys rejoin the rest of the group, okay?
04:14:22:13	04:14:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	oh so i managed to grab arrows instead okay cool come with me little one
04:14:28:19	04:14:39:18	Jesse [GM]	Yep, okay. So you guys are all there at the monument now. The guards are running around. They’ve kind of alerted like they kind of start shouting security and everything like something’s wrong
04:14:39:18	04:14:51:15	Jesse [GM]	a building exploded so it’s like there’s these moon spotlights that go into effect, okay they’re roaming the campus and everything The light just sort of hones in
04:14:42:23	04:14:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	Morty’s running around
04:14:46:01	04:14:48:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that’s cool. Let’s go.
04:14:46:28	04:14:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	is it actually coming from the moon
04:14:51:15	04:14:52:15	Jesse [GM]	and starts searching
04:14:52:15	04:15:28:10	Brin [Basil]	is back coming from salune redemption are
04:14:54:16	04:14:56:10	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, it’s like it’s coming from
04:14:57:29	04:15:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	that they’re like thousands millions of miles long
04:15:02:29	04:15:03:18	Jesse [GM]	So
04:15:03:22	04:15:13:22	Steve [Nortle]	that would uh require some sort of like is that going to increase my faith in Selune seeing this or is it gonna I mean
04:15:13:02	04:15:14:02	Chris [TBD]	The moon?
04:15:13:27	04:15:16:28	Jesse [GM]	It’s more like sorcery There’s the shield
04:15:16:11	04:15:19:15	Steve [Nortle]	okay so it doesn’t feel like a religious sort of thing
04:15:19:00	04:15:20:01	Jesse [GM]	there’s the
04:15:19:16	04:15:22:15	Chris [TBD]	it’s a security system that just tripped
04:15:21:09	04:15:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah okay
04:15:22:18	04:15:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the school security system
04:15:22:27	04:15:26:04	Jesse [GM]	Yep It refracts the moonlight
04:15:26:21	04:15:27:21	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:15:27:29	04:15:29:05	Jesse [GM]	Exactly
04:15:28:25	04:15:40:20	Steve [Nortle]	well they’re pretty serious about some of these rules look what they did is that Morty wailing that’s the sound oh gosh
04:15:36:19	04:15:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the siren and then like all the little lights
04:15:42:29	04:15:45:22	Brin [Basil]	about to shawshank this We climb in the sewer right now.
04:15:47:13	04:15:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	water
04:15:48:00	04:15:58:12	Jesse [GM]	yeah nortal already did yeah he was paddling through um so as all the commotion starts up you guys realize that you need to hide again right there’s like more security is coming
04:15:49:29	04:15:51:10	Brin [Basil]	Right through the fountain?
04:15:58:12	04:16:07:29	Jesse [GM]	any more guards are coming out you start looking around to figure out like where’s your next hiding spot um and you turn around and over in this corner uh kind of where everybody sort of gathered
04:16:07:29	04:16:15:14	Jesse [GM]	this is the school of artificy this corner of the campus okay um yeah
04:16:13:09	04:16:16:27	Chris [TBD]	did I blow up one of buildings in an artificy oh no
04:16:17:03	04:16:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	it happens all the time
04:16:18:22	04:16:19:13	Chris [TBD]	That’s true.
04:16:19:21	04:16:20:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:16:21:09	04:16:24:01	Chris [TBD]	That’s true. All the…
04:16:21:22	04:16:22:13	Dave [Xeros]	he’s like
04:16:22:07	04:16:24:27	Jesse [GM]	common occurrence just not after hours
04:16:26:08	04:16:35:29	Jesse [GM]	uh so um as you look over because these are the closest buildings so you’re thinking we can probably hide here as you turn and look over to these buildings you notice
04:16:37:03	04:16:47:06	Jesse [GM]	one of the doors is already like a jar and it’s slowly closing and in front of the door between you and the door there’s a page
04:16:41:27	04:16:42:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh,
04:16:47:06	04:16:51:03	Jesse [GM]	there’s a paper that slowly falls and lands on the ground
04:16:51:13	04:16:53:05	Chris [TBD]	nice. I’m going to ignore it and walk
04:16:54:22	04:16:58:19	Jesse [GM]	if you learned anything from horror movies I’m going to ignore this
04:16:55:16	04:16:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	my head pops up out of the water
04:16:59:14	04:17:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	that’s probably a page in someone’s diary
04:17:02:29	04:17:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	start creeping towards it I know I’m not I mean, I’m in Eris form
04:17:04:13	04:17:07:18	Jesse [GM]	you’re not in morty form anymore right okay alright
04:17:09:10	04:17:10:27	Brin [Basil]	Are you clothed?
04:17:11:16	04:17:16:24	Jesse [GM]	so are you army crawling
04:17:11:27	04:17:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	no like i can cast like you know something but
04:17:16:03	04:17:17:24	Steve [Nortle]	Disguise, sell.
04:17:17:18	04:17:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	no i see crawling in my socks just kind of dragging on the on the cobblestone it’s not making a lot of noise
04:17:22:07	04:17:23:10	Brin [Basil]	Ay-yi-yay.
04:17:23:12	04:17:25:13	Jesse [GM]	uh huh Okay.
04:17:26:18	04:17:26:24	Jesse [GM]	Oh!
04:17:27:05	04:17:32:02	Brin [Basil]	it’s become a skirt you can wrap it around ties it on the corner
04:17:32:28	04:17:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	just becomes one of those weird like sumo diapers cinch this down
04:17:33:02	04:17:40:16	Chris [TBD]	Does it look like the note was left for us?
04:17:34:03	04:17:38:12	Brin [Basil]	it looks like
04:17:34:24	04:17:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	We don’t need the plantal mime, Dave. We don’ t need it.
04:17:40:06	04:17:41:02	Brin [Basil]	sumo diaper
04:17:42:00	04:17:44:12	Chris [TBD]	Or It’s just a paper.
04:17:43:12	04:17:45:26	Brin [Basil]	he rips holes and sticks his legs in
04:17:43:12	04:17:43:27	Jesse [GM]	it’s just to paper.
04:17:45:05	04:17:53:02	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, what it looks like is that somebody has just entered the building and this page is kind of left behind.
04:17:53:21	04:17:59:19	Chris [TBD]	it was like shoved into the door Like an ad and then when they opened it They didn’t see it And it falls out of the door
04:17:55:19	04:17:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	Or did they drop it?
04:17:59:07	04:18:05:23	Jesse [GM]	It’s not… Yeah, it’s between you and the door so it’s out there on the tile like they dropped it
04:18:05:03	04:18:09:27	Steve [Nortle]	Guys, let’s throw a monkey wrench in his expectations and just ignore the paper. All of us inside, let s go!
04:18:10:27	04:18:13:09	Brin [Basil]	absolutely not I walk up and pick it up
04:18:11:12	04:18:14:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I do pick up the paper. I want to see what it is.
04:18:13:28	04:18:16:07	Jesse [GM]	chastity glass you’re not allowed to go anywhere else
04:18:15:26	04:18:18:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:18:17:16	04:18:19:26	Jesse [GM]	bars you from moving anywhere else
04:18:17:28	04:18:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	Boom!
04:18:21:08	04:18:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	just a trap read this Jesse Glass read the paper
04:18:25:11	04:18:25:21	Chris [TBD]	Gotcha!
04:18:27:10	04:18:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	That’s how they capture everybody on campus.
04:18:30:19	04:18:31:21	Chris [TBD]	Those papers, man.
04:18:33:08	04:18:34:10	Jesse [GM]	so
04:18:34:21	04:18:35:11	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I picked it up.
04:18:36:03	04:18:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m assuming we all ran into the building, though, right? To try to get out of the spotlight. I mean, I am.
04:18:44:10	04:18:55:23	Brin [Basil]	i don’t want to be spot can I be spotted with this dark mantle fur all right
04:18:50:16	04:18:54:27	Jesse [GM]	you’re probably the odds of you getting spotted are going up significantly every second
04:18:55:23	04:19:00:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m running, running in the building spastic. I’m bounding to the building.
04:19:01:29	04:19:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s build it down.
04:19:03:09	04:19:04:19	Jesse [GM]	okay cool
04:19:03:27	04:19:05:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m bounds for the build-
04:19:04:29	04:19:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	And I scurry after her.
04:19:06:03	04:19:08:03	Jesse [GM]	and somebody picks up this page
04:19:10:02	04:19:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	follow where the black bunny goes
04:19:12:05	04:19:16:22	Jesse [GM]	okay sweet okay we’re done with our minis for now if you want to off the screen you guys
04:19:17:20	04:19:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	oh
04:19:18:19	04:19:25:27	Jesse [GM]	achieved hey you pick up this
04:19:19:02	04:19:27:03	Chris [TBD]	It’s like a Neo rabbit. Oh, that
04:19:25:19	04:19:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	Whoa!
04:19:26:18	04:19:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh. Hold up. Yep. Okay. We want to… Let’s take a look at this, shall we?
04:19:27:03	04:19:36:28	Chris [TBD]	looks evil! Man, these guys are bad guys are really really bad at
04:19:37:17	04:19:42:04	Chris [TBD]	letting things live. That does look like the Dreamweaver. Holy crap.
04:19:37:17	04:19:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	That looks like the Dreamweaver.
04:19:41:15	04:19:47:24	Jesse [GM]	you don’ know okay so this is what you see on the page there’s some words on this page as well
04:19:47:19	04:19:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	You have Comprehend Languages.
04:19:49:18	04:19:50:17	Chris [TBD]	I think I do?
04:19:51:17	04:19:55:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, no. I can’t even count.
04:19:51:18	04:19:52:18	Brin [Basil]	you No?
04:19:53:12	04:19:58:22	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. Foulclaw is the one that had comprehend language but I can…
04:19:54:21	04:19:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	He can’t even count!
04:19:55:12	04:19:59:26	Brin [Basil]	You can’t comprehend The fingers on his hand
04:19:56:18	04:20:06:17	Jesse [GM]	there let me tell you the words on this page before you cast anything okay um
04:19:58:19	04:20:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t comprehend Pass 3
04:20:01:23	04:20:03:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m excellent at counting.
04:20:03:06	04:20:04:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m listening.
04:20:06:19	04:20:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	Base 12
04:20:07:03	04:20:11:29	Jesse [GM]	so you examine the page as soon as you guys get into the building okay
04:20:12:29	04:20:20:11	Jesse [GM]	and you can see it has like a frayed edge like it was obviously like ripped from a book okay
04:20:19:10	04:20:19:18	Chris [TBD]	book.
04:20:20:11	04:20:30:05	Jesse [GM]	and the words above these illustrations say while jenkins body was never fully autopsy some of the runes on his body were captured prior to its disappearance
04:20:30:29	04:20:42:24	Jesse [GM]	and these are the rooms okay um and then after you like a couple of
04:20:34:27	04:20:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	Jenkins did have runes on him
04:20:42:24	04:20:46:29	Jesse [GM]	you like you’re just looking at this page basically okay rest of you have rushed inside
04:20:46:29	04:20:48:00	Chris [TBD]	Now, hold on.
04:20:47:23	04:20:50:21	Dave [Xeros]	This is starting to feel like a Scooby-Doo episode by the way. Let’s do this.
04:20:49:18	04:20:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you’re already in slutty Eros mode, so…
04:20:50:06	04:20:51:07	Chris [TBD]	I know. Now,
04:20:52:19	04:20:53:03	Chris [TBD]	Is
04:20:53:25	04:20:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	I know, right?
04:20:55:06	04:21:00:00	Chris [TBD]	that the Dreamweaver? Because TVD would definitely recognize
04:20:59:05	04:21:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	Who’s going to say? Considering we’ve got two animals here, who’s the…? Who’s Scooby? Roar-roar.
04:21:01:08	04:21:03:12	Chris [TBD]	The Dreamweaver Okay
04:21:04:26	04:21:12:01	Chris [TBD]	coincidence all right wait what
04:21:07:04	04:21:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	She’s scrappy you’re scummy
04:21:08:06	04:21:12:01	Brin [Basil]	Wait what?
04:21:10:20	04:21:16:24	Jesse [GM]	be related to the dream weaver yeah but it’s
04:21:12:01	04:21:19:08	Chris [TBD]	sure another rate of its kind yeah yeah not the one we dealt with
04:21:16:24	04:21:28:18	Jesse [GM]	like he has nothing to do with this yep okay okay you’re good uh okay the rest of you once you enter this building,
04:21:17:06	04:21:26:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh it feels great
04:21:20:29	04:21:23:07	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry the door is open guys
04:21:28:18	04:21:40:01	Jesse [GM]	you look down the hall. It’s just shadow right all the way down this long fall except for at the end of the hallway there’s moonlight coming in one of the windows and down at the end of the hall
04:21:40:27	04:21:47:19	Jesse [GM]	you think you see a shadow like on the ground move across the moonlight
04:21:47:05	04:21:54:25	Chris [TBD]	by itself or or like shadowed by itself or it’s probably connected this
04:21:49:01	04:21:49:19	Jesse [GM]	the corner
04:21:52:06	04:21:52:20	Steve [Nortle]	Remind me.
04:21:53:25	04:21:54:19	Brin [Basil]	Can I-
04:21:54:12	04:22:02:23	Jesse [GM]	our shadow doesn’t appear to be attached to anything a shadow across the floor and around the corner
04:21:58:02	04:21:59:27	Chris [TBD]	shadow moving on its own.
04:22:01:23	04:22:08:04	Steve [Nortle]	Is that little punk Peter Pan here because I’ve got a beef with him.
04:22:04:10	04:22:05:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:22:06:15	04:22:09:03	Brin [Basil]	I literally have a needle and thread.
04:22:08:13	04:22:19:15	Jesse [GM]	uh yeah you have a thimble yeah perfect perfect okay you’re gonna shoot so it’s turned
04:22:10:03	04:22:10:22	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:22:11:05	04:22:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got some soap right here.
04:22:12:11	04:22:18:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna jump as literally all the way on top of this shadow
04:22:19:15	04:22:23:07	Jesse [GM]	the corner but you want to jump down the hallway you want pursue this thing you can pursue it
04:22:21:09	04:22:24:08	Brin [Basil]	can i? I wanna pursue it!
04:22:21:29	04:22:24:20	Chris [TBD]	Why don’t you peek around the corner first?
04:22:27:09	04:22:28:18	Brin [Basil]	I’M IN PURSUIT!!
04:22:29:25	04:22:36:24	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah we’ll say the hallway it’s pretty long it so it’s about like 80 feet because you can jump 60 feet right
04:22:36:18	04:22:38:17	Brin [Basil]	An 80 foot hallway
04:22:38:08	04:22:40:19	Jesse [GM]	It’s a huge building. Yeah
04:22:40:22	04:22:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why they didn’t even notice when the part of it blew up. We got more building.
04:22:44:05	04:22:55:12	Brin [Basil]	This DM knows my specs Oh don’t you worry that would be i used my athletics 22.
04:22:47:12	04:22:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	Son of a
04:22:56:21	04:23:07:05	Jesse [GM]	geez okay yeah I mean you’re like practically down the hallway uh you’re almost to the corner okay and the rest of you are you I assume
04:23:06:29	04:23:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll scurry after.
04:23:10:02	04:23:13:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m still looking at this paper trying to make sense of it.
04:23:12:26	04:23:24:03	Jesse [GM]	like the bustle outside now there’s multiple guards and soldiers running around campus it’s closed behind you it’s not necessarily locked but it’s closed yeah you can lock
04:23:13:18	04:23:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	can I shut the door
04:23:22:01	04:23:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll lock it
04:23:23:14	04:23:25:01	Brin [Basil]	let’s lock that
04:23:24:10	04:23:29:19	Steve [Nortle]	As I’m running down the hallway, is it kind of creepy to anyone else be in the hallway at night like this?
04:23:33:00	04:23:34:06	Jesse [GM]	I wish I was that demented.
04:23:33:09	04:23:37:09	Chris [TBD]	They’re very cool!
04:23:35:22	04:23:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know. I’ve been in a lot of hallways at night,
04:23:38:25	04:23:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah but when you’re at school and daytime it’s normal but when you come back and it’s night the hallways are creepy.
04:23:44:29	04:23:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	When you were a kid did they get rid of lock-ins?
04:23:45:19	04:23:48:16	Jesse [GM]	Especially a church hallway.
04:23:46:29	04:23:51:28	Brin [Basil]	why does it like it’s the scariest thing ever I’m like, Satan!
04:23:47:06	04:23:47:24	Steve [Nortle]	of block-ins
04:23:52:25	04:23:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, that is creepy. When you’re at church at night none the lights are on
04:23:54:22	04:23:56:02	Chris [TBD]	Yeah yeah
04:23:55:23	04:24:00:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m just like, who’s getting… Never mind. That was bad. I’m not going to say that.
04:23:59:02	04:23:59:25	Chris [TBD]	Eerily quiet
04:24:00:18	04:24:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	got that weird sandpaper wall that you brush up against every once in a while You’re like, oh jeez!
04:24:01:17	04:24:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	like character growth
04:24:04:29	04:24:06:03	Chris [TBD]	Carpeted walls
04:24:05:00	04:24:08:21	Jesse [GM]	Okay, you bolt down the hallway.
04:24:09:27	04:24:12:05	Jesse [GM]	The rest of you are close behind.
04:24:12:11	04:24:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. I locked the door first. Damn it, I did it again?
04:24:17:05	04:24:20:28	Jesse [GM]	Go ahead and roll one more time to see if you make it all the way to the corner
04:24:20:29	04:24:28:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Because I want to do an epic wall run. Jump run on the wall
04:24:27:28	04:24:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	Trinity style?
04:24:33:06	04:24:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	The character from Matrix
04:24:36:18	04:24:38:18	Brin [Basil]	That’s not fair. Did you see what just happened?
04:24:38:04	04:24:39:28	Chris [TBD]	It cocked, it cocked.
04:24:39:12	04:24:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	It cocked when it fell off what was it before?
04:24:39:19	04:24:40:03	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
04:24:42:11	04:24:44:10	Chris [TBD]	It was like on the corner.
04:24:42:14	04:24:46:14	Brin [Basil]	It was a 12 before and then it rolled through a 2 after
04:24:46:01	04:24:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the 12 like where you it’s a cock to die yeah
04:24:48:09	04:24:50:12	Steve [Nortle]	Usually a cocktail you re-roll.
04:24:50:05	04:24:51:06	Brin [Basil]	Can I re-roll?
04:24:54:07	04:24:54:29	Brin [Basil]	Is it?
04:24:55:14	04:24:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	there
04:24:55:20	04:25:03:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it definitely was cocked It was
04:24:57:24	04:24:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	Now roll it
04:24:59:09	04:25:00:14	Brin [Basil]	Now roll it.
04:25:03:13	04:25:04:13	Brin [Basil]	Okay, we’re good.
04:25:06:20	04:25:08:06	Jesse [GM]	need a fourth advantage or something
04:25:08:15	04:25:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna
04:25:09:22	04:25:16:19	Brin [Basil]	You, I mean, witness… It was 19 and then it rolled back over to a 1.
04:25:11:01	04:25:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna quote Dimension 20
04:25:11:16	04:25:14:12	Chris [TBD]	between three numbers
04:25:17:03	04:25:27:04	Jesse [GM]	what did you officially roll okay so you get to the corner um and you like look around this
04:25:18:16	04:25:20:15	Brin [Basil]	I officially rolled a 19.
04:25:27:04	04:25:34:10	Jesse [GM]	corner um and there’s a stairwell that goes up into the building um you recognize
04:25:34:10	04:25:43:07	Jesse [GM]	this stairwell it’s like there’s an area on the exterior yeah as part of the school
04:25:41:02	04:25:41:12	Chris [TBD]	the building
04:25:43:07	04:25:47:28	Jesse [GM]	of artificity there’s really tall tower and this is the stairwell so the tower okay
04:25:47:15	04:25:51:18	Brin [Basil]	And the shadow is going up this stairwell. Don’t see it.
04:25:54:13	04:25:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	does anyone have like a light casting
04:25:58:00	04:26:03:09	Chris [TBD]	yeah i feel like i should not be able to cast spells because
04:25:58:09	04:26:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	something that could catch a shadow
04:26:00:06	04:26:01:00	Brin [Basil]	Not me.
04:26:01:17	04:26:08:11	Jesse [GM]	um as they’re catching up because you’re way ahead
04:26:03:09	04:26:14:26	Chris [TBD]	i don’t have my guitar if you can find it
04:26:06:22	04:26:13:28	Brin [Basil]	Can I wall of force this shadow, and encapsulate it in a wall of force?
04:26:14:10	04:26:26:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah if you could find it i guess yeah it could be anywhere right now it’s like just a dark stairwell there’s like no light in here okay um so uh while they are running they’re not around
04:26:14:29	04:26:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	you can find it
04:26:17:28	04:26:23:15	Chris [TBD]	i’ve got scorching ray like a magic missile
04:26:23:15	04:26:38:04	Chris [TBD]	down the hall and it’s good
04:26:26:04	04:26:30:27	Jesse [GM]	the corner they can’t see or anything that you can sense will you make uh like an investigation
04:26:33:29	04:26:36:06	Brin [Basil]	Mine’s not very good but…
04:26:38:04	04:26:46:03	Chris [TBD]	somebody help her
04:26:42:14	04:26:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	and I knew she was troubled just by the way she moved.
04:26:46:11	04:26:55:04	Jesse [GM]	hey you guys catch up does anybody want to try and investigate uh you’re just trying
04:26:48:21	04:26:50:22	Steve [Nortle]	She’s a dame with a capital D
04:26:49:12	04:26:51:27	Chris [TBD]	what are we rolling wait
04:26:50:29	04:26:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	She had black foot. Very tall ears.
04:26:54:27	04:26:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	She’d be a bunny you might say A wee little rabbit
04:26:55:04	04:27:00:17	Jesse [GM]	to investigate try and figure out where whatever this thing has gone
04:26:58:16	04:27:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	She had one button and buttom.
04:27:00:18	04:27:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	And couldn’t we
04:27:02:00	04:27:11:06	Chris [TBD]	do we still have advantage? the dark mental Okay, then I got 14.
04:27:02:23	04:27:04:29	Brin [Basil]	I can wink.
04:27:05:12	04:27:07:29	Jesse [GM]	uh no because it was just like for your stealth
04:27:06:14	04:27:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just twice as effective at it.
04:27:10:01	04:27:15:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to practice. You just wait during my campaign
04:27:14:15	04:27:25:16	Jesse [GM]	your 14 it’s a partial success right um you once you guys meet up with basil around the corner and you’re in the stairwell you hear at the top of this stairwell
04:27:16:21	04:27:17:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay, yeah.
04:27:25:16	04:27:26:25	Jesse [GM]	well you hear one of the doors
04:27:28:09	04:27:29:23	Jesse [GM]	like a door closed
04:27:31:17	04:27:36:16	Chris [TBD]	And so someone watching in the audience is like don’t go in there!
04:27:31:18	04:27:32:13	Brin [Basil]	is the stairwell?
04:27:37:16	04:27:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s go in there! But first, I need to take a shower.
04:27:41:19	04:27:42:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:27:42:18	04:27:44:27	Dave [Xeros]	Look at that room full of chainsaws. Let’s come in!
04:27:42:18	04:27:43:14	Brin [Basil]	Can’t leave
04:27:47:14	04:27:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	First thing we gotta do is split up. It’s the safest option.
04:27:52:02	04:27:56:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh thank you. Thank you Queen’s Closet She said it for us. Don’t Go In There!
04:27:56:10	04:27:57:09	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:27:56:10	04:27:57:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:27:58:11	04:27:59:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so
04:28:00:18	04:28:05:16	Chris [TBD]	is it like do we got to go all these stairs to get to this point or is it
04:28:05:19	04:28:10:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah it’s really just this tower so there’s only like one room really at the top of this
04:28:13:12	04:28:22:27	Chris [TBD]	curiosity is killing me after I’m looking at all these drawings and stuff I said it was killing me
04:28:17:12	04:28:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	the i’ll stop talking i was just gonna say we have a lot of the veil powder and it’s
04:28:19:07	04:28:21:08	Brin [Basil]	Curiosity killed the Goliath.
04:28:26:06	04:28:38:04	Dave [Xeros]	apparently flammable wonder if we like construct a rocket and just yeah and we just we just blow ourselves up there you guys can run we’ll see if we can beat you
04:28:28:05	04:28:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	or we could also just run
04:28:30:18	04:28:32:10	Chris [TBD]	now you’re speaking DVD’s language
04:28:36:29	04:28:39:28	Jesse [GM]	don’t we see uh race yeah you guys are gonna rock it
04:28:39:28	04:28:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:28:40:23	04:28:48:08	Brin [Basil]	So, I’m going to jump two stories, three stories. The average story is 10-12 feet.
04:28:45:12	04:28:47:11	Chris [TBD]	It’s spiral staircase up right?
04:28:49:03	04:28:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	Vaulted ceilings, my friend.
04:28:51:13	04:28:52:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m jumping
04:28:51:18	04:28:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	He was on a bunk bed and he stood up.
04:28:54:06	04:28:55:18	Chris [TBD]	jumping. I was fine
04:28:54:27	04:28:55:13	Brin [Basil]	Jumping
04:28:55:08	04:28:58:25	Steve [Nortle]	Is the stairwell like a spiral staircase around the center
04:28:58:29	04:29:00:14	Chris [TBD]	you can’t rock it up
04:29:00:15	04:29:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, we can rock it up the center.
04:29:00:17	04:29:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	No, is it empty or Is it against a wall?
04:29:04:03	04:29:05:00	Jesse [GM]	the stairs go around
04:29:05:05	04:29:08:11	Chris [TBD]	nice let’s rock it up, I love this idea I have a veil stone
04:29:06:16	04:29:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:29:08:17	04:29:09:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll just Take the stairs
04:29:09:23	04:29:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	Well, we got like a bunch of powder. It’s like gunpowder at this point.
04:29:11:05	04:29:12:08	Steve [Nortle]	Cardio, cardio, cardio
04:29:12:14	04:29:13:18	Jesse [GM]	this is a race
04:29:13:21	04:29:18:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m bounding I jump as high As I think can jump
04:29:14:16	04:29:15:01	Chris [TBD]	yes
04:29:14:25	04:29:15:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah
04:29:16:03	04:29:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
04:29:17:12	04:29:21:12	Steve [Nortle]	You’re jumping up I’m running up the stairs and these guys are Trying to light themselves on fire
04:29:21:01	04:29:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Like what can we put underneath you?
04:29:24:12	04:29:25:16	Chris [TBD]	there’s gotta be
04:29:24:24	04:29:32:23	Brin [Basil]	Do I need to roll I’m gonna beat you You son of a bitch
04:29:26:01	04:29:30:07	Jesse [GM]	I’m trying to figure out what you roll for this race we’ve done a race in the past but what did we roll for this
04:29:30:26	04:29:38:21	Steve [Nortle]	I think it was a chase mechanic idea For me, I would just do an athletics check Because I’m run out of the stairs So I’ll do that real fast
04:29:37:22	04:29:38:08	Brin [Basil]	Ditto
04:29:39:24	04:29:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	15
04:29:43:14	04:29:44:00	Brin [Basil]	16
04:29:44:00	04:29:55:16	Brin [Basil]	16. I mean, I’d say since I just jumped up 60 feet, right?
04:29:46:03	04:29:54:07	Jesse [GM]	you yep yep she is she’s got the lead but norrell somehow norrell is cruising
04:29:46:06	04:29:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
04:29:50:23	04:29:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	We’re rolling performance on this.
04:29:51:12	04:29:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but you know I’m a turtle so of course I have 40 feet speed.
04:29:58:08	04:29:59:03	Chris [TBD]	17.
04:30:00:07	04:30:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, that would be 24.
04:30:02:21	04:30:03:21	Chris [TBD]	All right!
04:30:03:11	04:30:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	I was so hoping for a one on that just because
04:30:04:15	04:30:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	I know it’s a hey let’s see it’s double digits guys oh yeah
04:30:08:24	04:30:09:12	Steve [Nortle]	Woohoo!
04:30:12:27	04:30:18:29	Jesse [GM]	about pyrotechnics you strap something together and lickety split no time at
04:30:13:21	04:30:14:15	Chris [TBD]	Absolutely.
04:30:14:24	04:30:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah there’s like there’s Like an armor like in the hallway I grab the shield off of it. I slide it underneath him, and then
04:30:21:14	04:30:23:18	Chris [TBD]	There we go. That’s what we needed.
04:30:24:25	04:30:25:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
04:30:25:08	04:30:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	I toss a bunch of veil powder underneath it,
04:30:27:17	04:30:33:07	Chris [TBD]	you’re still shrunk so you just fit right on my shoulders alright, just hold your hand straight up like this
04:30:28:27	04:30:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m 92-92. I’m not really that bad. I’m going to get on your shoulders, and I’ll be like, yeah.
04:30:35:24	04:30:43:03	Jesse [GM]	i like the idea if i could suggest uh you know how like uh sometimes this is awful
04:30:35:29	04:30:36:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:30:43:03	04:30:55:00	Jesse [GM]	but you know How Like If Gunpowder gets caught in like the threads of something right in metal and you twist it ignites explodes kind of thing yeah greater sparking
04:30:46:08	04:30:46:22	Dave [Xeros]	Uh huh?
04:30:51:28	04:30:53:25	Chris [TBD]	that was a thing but that sounds plausible to me
04:30:55:00	04:31:03:29	Jesse [GM]	I think with this piece of armor i think the two of you stand on this metal uh sheet yeah uh but uh you do one
04:30:58:23	04:30:59:11	Chris [TBD]	that’s right
04:30:59:09	04:31:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a really big shield.
04:31:03:29	04:31:15:09	Jesse [GM]	your like concert dance moves where you spin and it like grinds the powder underneath and ignites it and you spiral up the spiral staircase together you’re kind of like locked arms or
04:31:08:11	04:31:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, and it sparks
04:31:11:13	04:31:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	the manly the man shake
04:31:15:09	04:31:17:10	Jesse [GM]	like you know that like really manly handshake thing
04:31:17:07	04:31:18:13	Chris [TBD]	and since we
04:31:19:22	04:31:24:24	Chris [TBD]	rolled it’s that classic Schwarzenegger Arnold.
04:31:26:14	04:31:28:03	Chris [TBD]	You son of a bitch!
04:31:26:17	04:31:28:24	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, right? YES!
04:31:30:09	04:31:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	and we’re just both flexing our biceps the biggest we can
04:31:35:07	04:31:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	between the two is it’s like four times your head size
04:31:37:10	04:31:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	four times yeah he’s you start to crush my hand a little let’s light this candle
04:31:39:16	04:31:40:13	Jesse [GM]	it turns
04:31:41:06	04:31:43:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:31:44:19	04:31:49:12	Chris [TBD]	We’re doing it! And they clearly see it happen because we beat them
04:31:50:07	04:31:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	well I’m curious what percentage up did they go because
04:31:54:16	04:32:00:22	Jesse [GM]	well they rolled higher yeah, they’re going to make it to the top yeah uh-huh yep the two of you
04:31:56:21	04:31:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I rolled a 24
04:31:56:24	04:31:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	okay
04:31:59:27	04:32:04:03	Steve [Nortle]	so you successfully launched but how high did you go
04:32:03:20	04:32:05:03	Chris [TBD]	rewrite the history books
04:32:04:27	04:32:12:16	Brin [Basil]	How? Yeah, how. Okay. Listen up!
04:32:05:07	04:32:09:01	Jesse [GM]	of you still making your way up i’m gonna have you one roll one more time for your race
04:32:07:22	04:32:13:12	Chris [TBD]	tortoise the hare and the rock stars rocket stars
04:32:11:02	04:32:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	Rocket stars more like…
04:32:12:16	04:32:17:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m allowed to call you a son of a bitch.
04:32:12:24	04:32:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	rocket stars
04:32:18:02	04:32:25:15	Brin [Basil]	DAMMIT! I got eight.
04:32:21:20	04:32:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	12.
04:32:22:02	04:32:31:25	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh okay wow so i think the rocket going off i think
04:32:26:22	04:32:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	first one there last one to arrive
04:32:31:03	04:32:33:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m setting these stairs on FIRE!
04:32:33:20	04:32:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	These stone steps shall burn.
04:32:41:04	04:32:42:29	Jesse [GM]	throws you off your groove
04:32:43:16	04:32:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	Not me though!
04:32:44:27	04:32:51:07	Chris [TBD]	no can we just all admit that that actually worked okay it worked
04:32:48:08	04:32:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Number one, it worked. Number two, we need to name this. Should we call it the Red Rocket? No, the Purple Rocket.
04:32:48:20	04:32:49:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:32:52:29	04:32:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	Should we call it the Red Rocket?
04:32:54:01	04:33:02:10	Jesse [GM]	yep i think i feel like you went from rocket to helicopter so it could be rocket copter or something you know yeah you’re spinning
04:32:55:02	04:32:56:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:32:59:24	04:33:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	The Rockacopter!
04:33:00:28	04:33:05:25	Steve [Nortle]	Rock-a-copter R-O-C-K A
04:33:01:24	04:33:05:11	Chris [TBD]	rocket copter yep
04:33:03:01	04:33:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	R-O-C-K-A Copter. Rockacoppter.
04:33:07:00	04:33:15:01	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah perfect perfect okay yeah so you all make it to the top a little noisy but you make it up to the
04:33:07:09	04:33:10:03	Chris [TBD]	i like
04:33:15:12	04:33:24:29	Brin [Basil]	There’s iron bolts at the top of these stairs and i’m unscrewing them that’s it’s a viral staircase and I am loosening every bolt
04:33:18:15	04:33:19:04	Chris [TBD]	was club.
04:33:19:19	04:33:21:12	Dave [Xeros]	We did it in style.
04:33:20:10	04:33:20:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:33:22:04	04:33:27:11	Jesse [GM]	your holy way down okay great all right um so
04:33:26:22	04:33:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll have to rock it down.
04:33:27:16	04:33:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	You’re so petty
04:33:27:28	04:33:29:07	Chris [TBD]	Rocket copter down.
04:33:29:12	04:33:31:28	Jesse [GM]	you see at the top of
04:33:33:20	04:33:45:15	Jesse [GM]	tower you see what is like a round door okay it looks very mechanical because this is the school of art of busy right no no no describing
04:33:41:17	04:33:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a Hobbit door.
04:33:43:24	04:33:49:12	Chris [TBD]	name of the guy? Sorry. The stew. Stew! What’s his name?
04:33:49:13	04:33:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no,
04:33:50:27	04:33:51:28	Steve [Nortle]	Waters
04:33:53:13	04:33:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	Walters Something like that
04:33:57:04	04:34:00:22	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, that’s the guy who does it with Schwarzenegger. Anyways.
04:33:58:21	04:34:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	watching yeah carl weathers that’s
04:33:59:03	04:34:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Baby, you got a suit up. You got a stool go.
04:34:01:06	04:34:03:04	Jesse [GM]	right yeah no there’s this round
04:34:03:21	04:34:04:14	Chris [TBD]	Carl Weathers!
04:34:04:29	04:34:06:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:34:05:11	04:34:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s it.
04:34:06:19	04:34:07:21	Chris [TBD]	Thank you, sir.
04:34:07:22	04:34:18:25	Jesse [GM]	and uh looks very mechanical but this is only door at the top of the stairs and next to this door is like a plaque basically um
04:34:18:25	04:34:27:10	Jesse [GM]	and it says master mutatio next to this door okay so this is basically his office
04:34:21:13	04:34:22:09	Chris [TBD]	I knew it.
04:34:23:29	04:34:24:07	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
04:34:28:09	04:34:30:03	Steve [Nortle]	He probably doesn’t know we’re here.
04:34:28:25	04:34:36:10	Chris [TBD]	uh yeah you want to collect that should be our main priority right now
04:34:32:27	04:34:34:19	Steve [Nortle]	I want my card back.
04:34:36:12	04:34:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to try to pick the lock by punching the door open.
04:34:38:25	04:34:47:01	Chris [TBD]	no wait still that was
04:34:40:22	04:34:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	What?
04:34:42:03	04:34:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	too late
04:34:43:26	04:34:45:20	Steve [Nortle]	You just shot a rocket off.
04:34:47:01	04:34:53:09	Chris [TBD]	not by the door let’s do it
04:34:50:07	04:34:59:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna kick this door. Ninja kicked the damn rabbit. Not you though. As you do that, I’m not going to throw some tailpowder in your pocket.
04:34:51:10	04:34:54:00	Jesse [GM]	okay kick the door
04:34:53:07	04:34:53:24	Brin [Basil]	Eek!
04:34:55:21	04:34:56:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:34:56:05	04:35:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	as you’re doing that I’m going to throw some veil powder in the lock as you kick it and hope it ignites and explodes
04:35:00:26	04:35:02:23	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good combo.
04:35:02:09	04:35:14:02	Steve [Nortle]	let’s do that so uh i this is going to be an unarmed strike um i don’t know what the door’s ac is but i rolled a 14
04:35:15:23	04:35:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	can I roll with uh with help action because I put the powder in
04:35:19:20	04:35:21:07	Jesse [GM]	after you hit this door
04:35:22:08	04:35:32:15	Jesse [GM]	uh uh you you see him hit this door and you can i got it no i didn’t no i didn’t damn it okay
04:35:22:19	04:35:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a no i
04:35:22:21	04:35:37:29	Brin [Basil]	there that’s a no it’s
04:35:22:22	04:35:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	apparently it’s going anyway
04:35:33:19	04:35:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	like how you corrected your your speaker language
04:35:35:05	04:35:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	I corrected to swearing.
04:35:37:29	04:35:38:20	Brin [Basil]	working
04:35:38:10	04:35:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	as god intended
04:35:40:10	04:35:42:03	Jesse [GM]	I was thinking of basil
04:35:41:21	04:35:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the flaxen cord, Brynn.
04:35:42:18	04:35:43:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:35:43:06	04:35:55:26	Brin [Basil]	It’s written in the Bible. Come
04:35:44:16	04:35:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	oh my hernia’s back
04:35:46:12	04:35:51:27	Jesse [GM]	okay so as you see them hit this door like you see the recoil on this thing like it almost breaks his leg when he hits this thing
04:35:55:26	04:36:09:02	Brin [Basil]	here Nordle! While
04:35:57:03	04:35:57:15	Jesse [GM]	Probably
04:35:58:23	04:35:59:18	Jesse [GM]	can’t break this door.
04:36:00:21	04:36:04:00	Chris [TBD]	Oh. Is it magically locked? I can arcane this.
04:36:00:29	04:36:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	Is there someone that can
04:36:04:04	04:36:05:05	Jesse [GM]	Give it an arcane.
04:36:05:13	04:36:05:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:36:06:11	04:36:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	detect magic
04:36:07:19	04:36:08:17	Chris [TBD]	Mmhmm, I can.
04:36:08:17	04:36:24:08	Chris [TBD]	i just cast detect magic on the door she shrinks
04:36:09:02	04:36:20:21	Brin [Basil]	while he’s doing that I’m going to slap Nortle and see if i can do this. Nothing, I wasn’t doing anything.
04:36:17:24	04:36:18:15	Jesse [GM]	What are you doing?
04:36:20:10	04:36:23:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:36:20:18	04:36:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	What did you roll? No, what did you role?
04:36:20:20	04:36:21:19	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:36:20:29	04:36:22:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:36:21:00	04:36:22:26	Steve [Nortle]	you roll no, what did you roll
04:36:24:08	04:36:33:26	Chris [TBD]	now that’s
04:36:25:01	04:36:29:11	Steve [Nortle]	cute little bunny now
04:36:27:02	04:36:32:02	Dave [Xeros]	Aww, she’s a cute little bunny now. go again and we’ll stick you through the lock hole
04:36:31:28	04:36:32:18	Jesse [GM]	The key!
04:36:33:29	04:36:34:24	Jesse [GM]	DVD, yeah.
04:36:35:15	04:36:45:04	Brin [Basil]	Anyway so…I’m the size of an actual bunny now and I rolled… No, I was trying to slap Nortle to heal him.
04:36:37:25	04:36:38:26	Steve [Nortle]	I feel
04:36:38:13	04:36:39:29	Jesse [GM]	Were you trying to open the
04:36:42:07	04:36:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	he’s trying to slap mortal to heal his hernia
04:36:44:16	04:36:44:27	Chris [TBD]	healing
04:36:46:03	04:36:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	like a nat one means I didn’t get slapped
04:36:48:22	04:36:56:17	Jesse [GM]	you know you miss you’re still too enraged yeah from your loss that you have no accuracy right now
04:36:49:14	04:36:51:11	Brin [Basil]	I missed and hit myself
04:36:52:20	04:36:53:22	Brin [Basil]	right
04:36:52:22	04:37:00:21	Chris [TBD]	detected magic yes
04:36:58:03	04:37:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	blurry vision because you’re so mad
04:37:01:01	04:37:11:16	Jesse [GM]	magic k so you can tell uh this door like i said it looks it appears very mechanical but it appears to be some sort of like hybrid between like
04:37:02:02	04:37:05:03	Brin [Basil]	There’s capillaries popping in my eyes right now
04:37:11:16	04:37:22:09	Jesse [GM]	sorcery and artificy right um it’s artificy we’ll cut that out we’re we’ll remove that yeah no it’s artifice
04:37:13:27	04:37:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	isn’t that just artificy
04:37:19:11	04:37:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	I was just wondering okay yeah there’s a door of artificy
04:37:22:18	04:37:28:10	Chris [TBD]	uh does casting detect magic
04:37:26:25	04:37:32:19	Jesse [GM]	can basil swear for me real quick please can i request uh thank you
04:37:28:10	04:37:36:07	Chris [TBD]	on it so yes
04:37:29:28	04:37:33:22	Brin [Basil]	Son of a bitch! Was that a good one?
04:37:34:01	04:37:34:21	Steve [Nortle]	so
04:37:35:14	04:37:46:27	Jesse [GM]	so but you not only is it like magic you detect that this door is sort of that like in order to open the store it requires some sort of offering
04:37:47:29	04:37:49:03	Jesse [GM]	yes
04:37:48:17	04:37:54:14	Chris [TBD]	i learned the spells school of magic basically so like yeah yeah tell me what
04:37:50:25	04:38:08:08	Brin [Basil]	and I’m standing over
04:37:54:14	04:38:07:06	Chris [TBD]	I gleaned from it magic some
04:37:57:02	04:38:03:17	Jesse [GM]	uh it so it requires um basically like some kind of like not necessarily a sacrifice
04:38:05:16	04:38:07:04	Dave [Xeros]	We got plenty of animals here.
04:38:07:06	04:38:12:09	Chris [TBD]	sort of offering
04:38:08:08	04:38:10:06	Brin [Basil]	Nortle with my katana
04:38:12:07	04:38:13:19	Brin [Basil]	Sibuku
04:38:13:01	04:38:24:14	Jesse [GM]	of offering um you detect that the offering has to be like some
04:38:16:18	04:38:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	only yourself, not your sibling.
04:38:20:02	04:38:20:24	Brin [Basil]	Sibuka
04:38:24:14	04:38:26:09	Jesse [GM]	like something related to
04:38:26:25	04:38:29:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I figured. Like a little blood drop or something
04:38:31:18	04:38:31:27	Chris [TBD]	Yep
04:38:34:22	04:38:35:21	Chris [TBD]	Uh… Arrows
04:38:37:06	04:38:42:23	Chris [TBD]	No no no You like to uh Do you? Do you cut yourself?
04:38:39:27	04:38:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	Cut myself?
04:38:42:22	04:38:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m emo. I take out something. I just, I, I straight up just like,
04:38:44:10	04:38:47:03	Steve [Nortle]	is it really I thought that was just yearling
04:38:47:24	04:38:54:24	Chris [TBD]	You cut Look at You don’t need to cut your wrists Prick your finger man
04:38:48:24	04:38:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	to Lucrezia
04:38:51:22	04:38:53:04	Brin [Basil]	instead of
04:38:56:10	04:39:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	just like and blood just like slides. Yeah.
04:38:57:18	04:38:58:09	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:38:59:12	04:39:05:02	Steve [Nortle]	like in an anime yeah Your blood pressure is probably unhealthy at this point.
04:39:00:11	04:39:01:19	Jesse [GM]	everywhere
04:39:04:10	04:39:05:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:39:04:17	04:39:07:07	Dave [Xeros]	And when the blood comes out it boils a little.
04:39:07:24	04:39:12:04	Chris [TBD]	I swear, if we open this door and what’s-his-name is in there.
04:39:13:06	04:39:14:03	Chris [TBD]	Give me a moment.
04:39:15:08	04:39:24:19	Jesse [GM]	um yeah your blood hits the door the door acts like it was gonna react for a little while
04:39:15:20	04:39:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	Mutatio?
04:39:16:10	04:39:16:19	Chris [TBD]	No.
04:39:21:29	04:39:22:16	Chris [TBD]	Brendel!
04:39:23:12	04:39:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh.
04:39:24:18	04:39:26:19	Chris [TBD]	Brandel! The halfling?
04:39:25:19	04:39:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	The halfling?
04:39:26:11	04:39:30:09	Jesse [GM]	it appears like something is missing, you’re on the right track with
04:39:31:10	04:39:33:17	Chris [TBD]	Oh! A little too hasty there.
04:39:33:13	04:39:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	Then I spit on it.
04:39:36:10	04:39:37:26	Jesse [GM]	nothing happens to the door
04:39:38:10	04:39:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	Do you need me to take my pants off?
04:39:42:01	04:39:43:01	Brin [Basil]	please tell
04:39:42:26	04:39:44:28	Chris [TBD]	That’s not a sacrifice for you.
04:39:44:18	04:39:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a lot of fluids I could use.
04:39:44:21	04:39:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a lot of fluids that could use.
04:39:47:02	04:39:49:12	Jesse [GM]	does somebody else want to help
04:39:48:13	04:39:50:11	Brin [Basil]	the trio of bodily
04:39:51:05	04:39:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	I was telling that I drank a lot tonight and I know what you were thinking.
04:39:51:09	04:39:52:14	Jesse [GM]	thing
04:39:54:16	04:39:56:24	Steve [Nortle]	I was thinking of pulmonary fluid.
04:39:56:24	04:39:57:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
04:39:58:16	04:40:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	You want to spread some of that on there? Stop!
04:39:59:10	04:40:03:10	Chris [TBD]	Fluids. A sacrifice? Not a sacrifice but an offering
04:40:04:12	04:40:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	You mean I did this for nothing?
04:40:04:19	04:40:06:18	Chris [TBD]	We tried the blood. Well, we tried?
04:40:07:04	04:40:08:18	Steve [Nortle]	You’re like… Faint?
04:40:08:08	04:40:09:24	Chris [TBD]	Basil, you want to try healing again?
04:40:09:20	04:40:12:17	Brin [Basil]	you got it i’m on it one second
04:40:09:22	04:40:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, can you punch me in the face?
04:40:09:24	04:40:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, can you punch me in space?
04:40:13:08	04:40:15:00	Jesse [GM]	while she’s punching him
04:40:13:10	04:40:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	Please make this work.
04:40:16:21	04:40:21:19	Brin [Basil]	I use acrobatics that was a lie I got 10!
04:40:16:24	04:40:17:17	Jesse [GM]	TBD
04:40:19:25	04:40:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay.
04:40:21:26	04:40:22:03	Chris [TBD]	What?
04:40:22:16	04:40:22:28	Jesse [GM]	another
04:40:24:08	04:40:25:11	Chris [TBD]	Like Arcana check?
04:40:24:18	04:40:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	Did you do a one-
04:40:25:14	04:40:28:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah, you can choose Arcana or History
04:40:26:23	04:40:27:24	Brin [Basil]	It was a 5.
04:40:28:00	04:40:30:27	Chris [TBD]	Okay, shh-shh-shh, everyone. Let me concentrate.
04:40:28:29	04:40:37:21	Brin [Basil]	But if I use acrobatics, that’s 10. I just slapped you and gave you a black eye.
04:40:32:00	04:40:38:07	Chris [TBD]	Stop. Let me concentrate. Need to… I need to unlock this thing’s secrets.
04:40:39:06	04:40:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	This is just how this night’s gonna go.
04:40:39:07	04:40:41:19	Brin [Basil]	You can’t tell because
04:40:42:21	04:40:45:20	Steve [Nortle]	you’re like gandalf in front of the minds of warrior you’re
04:40:44:24	04:40:49:24	Chris [TBD]	Yes, that is exactly what it is. That would be an 11.
04:40:45:27	04:40:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	I liked it.
04:40:48:28	04:40:50:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m pint-sized now too.
04:40:49:02	04:40:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	Do it again.
04:40:50:29	04:40:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:40:51:29	04:40:54:01	Steve [Nortle]	hey jesse what was the
04:40:55:10	04:40:57:00	Chris [TBD]	Original thing that we gleaned?
04:40:55:11	04:41:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	um clue yeah what was the original clue for the door that it requires a sacrifice is that all you said
04:41:02:08	04:41:08:27	Jesse [GM]	that’s what you got out of it yep yeah some kind offering has to be made but that’s like kind of part one or do you like see that there’s
04:41:07:28	04:41:09:04	Brin [Basil]	And there’s…
04:41:10:09	04:41:15:21	Chris [TBD]	Do I have to tell it the truth about something, or maybe give it some knowledge?
04:41:13:21	04:41:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s truth or dare?
04:41:16:24	04:41:17:07	Chris [TBD]	Knowledge?
04:41:19:11	04:41:21:17	Steve [Nortle]	base 12 is superior to base 10
04:41:25:19	04:41:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	no i already did that
04:41:28:26	04:41:33:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but it’s like I’m not You didn’t see the difference
04:41:34:03	04:41:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	There’s the extra one inch difference where the imaginary door was.
04:41:36:19	04:41:39:27	Steve [Nortle]	So I did Not try to touch it
04:41:37:09	04:41:37:19	Jesse [GM]	say
04:41:40:05	04:41:48:05	Jesse [GM]	when you raise your hands towards the door, the door reacts. It doesn’t open. But same thing with the blood. It reacts as you raise Your Hands towards the door.
04:41:48:22	04:41:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	Is it worship?
04:41:49:00	04:41:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	It starts a vibrate or something
04:41:51:12	04:41:54:21	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, like it wants to open. It’s kind of reacting.
04:41:55:06	04:42:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m going to cut both of my hands and then put my hands up against the door
04:41:57:05	04:41:58:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh, gosh.
04:42:01:24	04:42:03:22	Chris [TBD]	Eros, we already tried the blood thing.
04:42:02:27	04:42:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	in worship. Well, it needs both
04:42:06:01	04:42:06:15	Jesse [GM]	So
04:42:07:25	04:42:09:22	Jesse [GM]	don’t lose too much blood over this but
04:42:08:25	04:42:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	simultaneous. I’m starting to get woozy.
04:42:10:23	04:42:11:20	Jesse [GM]	the door
04:42:11:00	04:42:13:03	Brin [Basil]	Don’t you worry, I-I can heal him.
04:42:11:18	04:42:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hit me again
04:42:13:15	04:42:14:24	Jesse [GM]	does the same thing
04:42:15:17	04:42:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hit me again, hit me again.
04:42:16:29	04:42:17:19	Brin [Basil]	I’m on it.
04:42:18:20	04:42:20:03	Chris [TBD]	She really wants it.
04:42:20:12	04:42:21:02	Brin [Basil]	I really do…
04:42:22:19	04:42:24:20	Brin [Basil]	That’s a ten!
04:42:24:10	04:42:25:10	Chris [TBD]	Another 10!
04:42:26:12	04:42:27:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m not even joking you!
04:42:28:20	04:42:38:18	Jesse [GM]	i think you restore up to your hp is like uh like perfect 10 so you could give him kind of up like you could basically like fully heal him i think
04:42:30:10	04:42:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	his
04:42:38:19	04:42:44:00	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I’m going to do a double slap and just like smack both sides of his head off the
04:42:43:29	04:42:48:06	Jesse [GM]	nortle when you raise your hands towards the door you specifically you feel like
04:42:44:01	04:42:52:27	Brin [Basil]	like squishing
04:42:49:22	04:42:57:02	Jesse [GM]	there’s something about a distance between you and the door that maybe if you got closer
04:42:52:27	04:43:00:09	Brin [Basil]	your cheeks together oh my gosh that’s
04:42:55:03	04:43:02:24	Steve [Nortle]	right so i i watch i watch uh eros mutilate himself
04:43:02:24	04:43:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	and then get his ears boxed by my sister and then feel a lot better as a result and and so so that i take a couple of steps away from them so that I’m now closer to
04:43:07:29	04:43:08:29	Brin [Basil]	all of his cuts
04:43:14:12	04:43:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	the door as i’m watching this um and uh i have very poor short -term memory because i then like
04:43:24:18	04:43:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	lean against it as if i’m like just gonna watch what they’re doing
04:43:27:25	04:43:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like you’re in the pit of despair.
04:43:29:18	04:43:35:03	Steve [Nortle]	pit of despair like yeah so i’m just like so i just lean up against the door
04:43:34:23	04:43:35:21	Jesse [GM]	the lever
04:43:34:27	04:43:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:43:35:02	04:43:38:23	Dave [Xeros]	You just, like, nail the knot? The perfect knot?
04:43:39:20	04:43:47:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah um so um when you when both of you like touch the door basically uh when you lean against
04:43:41:25	04:44:08:28	Brin [Basil]	don’t
04:43:47:18	04:43:48:24	Dave [Xeros]	We tag-teamed it.
04:43:47:24	04:43:54:01	Jesse [GM]	and your blood is offered the door begins to hear all these like latches and locks
04:43:54:01	04:44:04:06	Jesse [GM]	and gears they start twisting um and the door kind of opens in like these pieces right it’s all mechanical and the doors open okay
04:43:54:09	04:44:02:28	Steve [Nortle]	i did that on purpose yeah well
04:43:59:11	04:44:00:22	Chris [TBD]	I’m confused.
04:44:00:28	04:44:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	Norto, how did
04:44:02:28	04:44:07:22	Steve [Nortle]	when a man loves a woman what
04:44:08:21	04:44:10:12	Chris [TBD]	Not where did you come from?
04:44:08:28	04:44:18:09	Brin [Basil]	ever ask him to explain anything it is a cheater he
04:44:10:22	04:44:18:18	Dave [Xeros]	out my
04:44:14:29	04:44:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	every explanation is the bridge
04:44:18:09	04:44:25:18	Brin [Basil]	sheets on races thank
04:44:18:18	04:44:39:27	Dave [Xeros]	lying liar we don’t
04:44:20:09	04:44:24:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, here we go. No, it’s in your pants. You don’t got your pants
04:44:20:22	04:44:22:18	Jesse [GM]	no please no no please
04:44:26:25	04:44:31:06	Jesse [GM]	okay so the door opens and you see inside you see this office
04:44:35:03	04:44:36:21	Chris [TBD]	Wait, what was the other offering?
04:44:39:27	04:44:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	know he nortle just leaned up against it i think
04:44:40:13	04:44:40:22	Chris [TBD]	Okay
04:44:41:23	04:44:42:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
04:44:43:03	04:44:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	wisdom i think it was about wisdom not feeling any spotted now that you mention it
04:44:44:06	04:44:46:04	Chris [TBD]	For Of innocence
04:44:49:07	04:44:50:17	Chris [TBD]	Do you feel any dumber?
04:44:52:05	04:45:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	not feeling any smarter is there
04:44:56:25	04:45:04:29	Jesse [GM]	but you don’ t see anybody in this office but it’s just kind of like you know there’s books shelves and shelves of books around
04:44:59:24	04:45:01:00	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, nice
04:45:01:00	04:45:12:05	Chris [TBD]	you can
04:45:03:03	04:45:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	is there any like place where i can light like a fire or like just anything to cast like shadows like if there’s like light in the middle
04:45:12:02	04:45:21:18	Jesse [GM]	fireplace or just like a like a candlestick or um there’s no moonlight in this
04:45:12:05	04:45:14:00	Chris [TBD]	produce flame out of your body.
04:45:14:26	04:45:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:45:16:10	04:45:19:09	Steve [Nortle]	there a window like is moonlight coming in
04:45:21:09	04:45:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	okay and is the entrance to the right like i can’t i’m not quite seeing where we came came in.
04:45:25:09	04:45:34:25	Brin [Basil]	there’s not even a skylight it’s
04:45:29:02	04:45:37:22	Jesse [GM]	sorry you kind of come in from over here uh well let’s say over here these are going to be stairs for us yeah i think that’s what they are so you descend like into the office okay
04:45:31:08	04:45:32:09	Chris [TBD]	The staircase?
04:45:34:08	04:45:41:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, but there are no windows so it’s pitch black.
04:45:43:24	04:45:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	just no moonlight remember he casts darkness remember from the vision that he had so he doesn’t like
04:45:45:21	04:45:56:09	Brin [Basil]	their skylights there’s okay wait so we get
04:45:48:22	04:45:52:21	Chris [TBD]	Yes, yeah. He doesn’t like the moonlight.
04:45:52:29	04:45:53:04	Jesse [GM]	say
04:45:55:06	04:45:57:22	Chris [TBD]	He just wants Salune to see what he’s up to.
04:45:56:09	04:46:42:22	Brin [Basil]	we can see what’s going okay. Should
04:45:56:29	04:46:06:19	Jesse [GM]	you can see yeah uh yeah you can still like kind of make out what’s in here and if you want to light something a candle or something let’s say there’s you know a fireplace or something
04:46:06:19	04:46:14:10	Jesse [GM]	in the corner you could you could like that if you wanted oh okay
04:46:09:01	04:46:15:12	Dave [Xeros]	sit in the fireplace and just light myself on fire and just let that
04:46:14:20	04:46:15:12	Steve [Nortle]	that
04:46:16:19	04:46:18:04	Chris [TBD]	Can I perceive
04:46:19:28	04:46:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	fire
04:46:20:21	04:46:23:21	Chris [TBD]	To see if I notice any movements of shadows and stuff.
04:46:23:03	04:46:30:21	Jesse [GM]	yeah you look around when you do that uh there’s immediately like shadows that get cast around
04:46:30:21	04:46:36:04	Jesse [GM]	the room and you see one of these shadows move like almost like behind the desk there’s this
04:46:36:04	04:46:45:17	Jesse [GM]	movement or one of the shadows slips by a shadow a shadow well there’s just several shadows that have been cast and one is
04:46:36:29	04:46:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m looking at it from my point of view
04:46:38:06	04:46:39:19	Chris [TBD]	one of the shadows
04:46:39:22	04:46:41:05	Steve [Nortle]	pretty normal
04:46:42:22	04:46:46:11	Brin [Basil]	I wall of force this thing and capture it?
04:46:44:14	04:46:48:29	Chris [TBD]	got it but one of them moves yeah wall of force that thing
04:46:46:21	04:46:47:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah
04:46:49:01	04:46:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	from my punto of view and I point to exactly where the shadow is
04:46:52:02	04:46:54:28	Brin [Basil]	And i’m gonna very quietly but gently,
04:46:55:22	04:46:59:08	Chris [TBD]	that was a 16-4 investigation for me so we definitely saw that
04:47:00:11	04:47:04:26	Brin [Basil]	i’m going to slam my fist down and wall of course around the desk in a perfect dome
04:47:04:26	04:47:12:28	Brin [Basil]	no we’re outside of it and it’s 10
04:47:06:05	04:47:09:29	Jesse [GM]	inside the dome or is it just you’re all outside
04:47:08:24	04:47:12:18	Chris [TBD]	I think we’re all he’s in the fireplace, we’re on the stairs
04:47:12:28	04:47:17:19	Brin [Basil]	foot wide definitely
04:47:14:10	04:47:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that looks like a 10-foot wide desk.
04:47:16:23	04:47:23:18	Steve [Nortle]	the wall of forest just slices a chair directly in half.
04:47:18:13	04:47:21:16	Chris [TBD]	that’s a big desk 10 feet desk? It’s huge
04:47:18:23	04:47:21:08	Jesse [GM]	it’s a large desk yes
04:47:20:27	04:47:26:13	Brin [Basil]	I actually that’s and that’s the maximum size I can do whatever size I want
04:47:26:07	04:47:26:21	Jesse [GM]	yeah
04:47:27:18	04:47:37:19	Brin [Basil]	so I’m just gonna basically dome around and I’m not even gonna dome, I’ll do a circle if this thing can go through the floor or anything
04:47:37:19	04:47:40:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to do a sphere around the desk.
04:47:39:29	04:47:50:00	Jesse [GM]	yeah cool okay uh yeah so when you cast this thing uh you see like
04:47:50:00	04:47:55:12	Jesse [GM]	a shadow in there kind of start bouncing off like the walls of your dome like it’s kind of like realized
04:47:53:20	04:47:54:05	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
04:47:56:09	04:47:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like in a jar?
04:47:57:11	04:48:00:10	Jesse [GM]	it’s trapped yeah and it kind of likes starts moving
04:47:58:08	04:48:01:24	Brin [Basil]	It looks just like me! I’m a black bunny!
04:48:00:24	04:48:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	Um,
04:48:00:24	04:48:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	No, it looks like me.
04:48:03:25	04:48:04:29	Brin [Basil]	It looks like me.
04:48:04:05	04:48:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	it looks like me guys actually.
04:48:06:10	04:48:07:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s true.
04:48:07:01	04:48:11:24	Steve [Nortle]	I think it looks… It looks like Me. Don’t you think it Looks Like Me? TBD?
04:48:12:02	04:48:14:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it looks like a seven-foot handsome tall guy.
04:48:15:04	04:48:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Huh? Nah, I’m pretty sure it looks Like A Strapping Young Turtle’s
04:48:17:24	04:48:24:13	Jesse [GM]	with your with the shadows you’re casting oh and i guess you’re you’re looking for this shadow
04:48:18:23	04:48:25:10	Brin [Basil]	Well yeah,
04:48:21:27	04:48:23:03	Chris [TBD]	He’s rubbing his paw.
04:48:24:18	04:48:36:01	Chris [TBD]	Well, yeah, we saw it in the hallway, so you don’t want to forget about freaking
04:48:28:03	04:48:37:04	Jesse [GM]	you kind of discern as you see it running around the shadows that you’ve made it’s a very short shadow like it’s not very long at all
04:48:36:01	04:48:37:29	Chris [TBD]	Brendel. And it’s Brendel, isn’t it?
04:48:38:02	04:48:39:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m actually quite tall but I have it.
04:48:45:13	04:48:46:01	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely.
04:48:45:13	04:48:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	Like close it in?
04:48:48:12	04:48:58:20	Jesse [GM]	are you gonna squeeze him yeah okay yeah so you start to close this thing and you hear this guy go ah okay okay stop stop
04:49:05:12	04:49:05:23	Chris [TBD]	it!
04:49:06:22	04:49:07:22	Jesse [GM]	the office okay
04:49:06:22	04:49:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, you called that from a mile away.
04:49:07:10	04:49:08:21	Brin [Basil]	Well well well
04:49:07:23	04:49:09:29	Chris [TBD]	Frickin’ Brendel.
04:49:09:28	04:49:16:09	Jesse [GM]	brandel is he’s there yep uh and uh
04:49:10:13	04:49:11:27	Brin [Basil]	you little
04:49:11:23	04:49:13:21	Chris [TBD]	Look who’s here.
04:49:17:05	04:49:18:04	Chris [TBD]	Clever girl.
04:49:18:25	04:49:27:21	Jesse [GM]	um when you uh when he appears yeah he’s also he like kind of drops a couple books that he has
04:49:20:20	04:49:22:20	Chris [TBD]	What was the book again?
04:49:27:21	04:49:35:04	Jesse [GM]	with him as well okay and uh he looks around he looks at all and he’s like you
04:49:30:22	04:49:32:01	Chris [TBD]	Ah, Brendel
04:49:31:09	04:49:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	you going to sit on him again?
04:49:36:13	04:49:37:21	Chris [TBD]	Me, us four
04:49:38:05	04:49:43:02	Jesse [GM]	he looks it he looks a lot of you very confused and then he sees that you have the ambulance on
04:49:38:13	04:49:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	And me.
04:49:46:15	04:49:49:21	Steve [Nortle]	Wait. Wait, we went streaking but we kept our amulets on?
04:49:51:00	04:49:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t have my amulet on actually it’s attached to my sock
04:49:51:01	04:49:53:28	Jesse [GM]	don’t have yours okay you two don’t
04:49:51:07	04:49:52:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:49:53:24	04:50:05:06	Brin [Basil]	I unbuttoned one more button and there’s my amulet I have to part the fur a little bit
04:49:57:15	04:50:00:15	Jesse [GM]	there it is peeking through the fur
04:49:57:19	04:49:59:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:50:00:09	04:50:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	All the holes in the hamlet have fur coming through us.
04:50:02:13	04:50:03:25	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, I need to
04:50:05:04	04:50:07:04	Chris [TBD]	Rendell I need To take a sit
04:50:08:22	04:50:16:12	Chris [TBD]	What do you think Mutatio’s gonna
04:50:08:26	04:50:13:14	Jesse [GM]	he’s like he’s all confused that you guys are here and he’s, how did you get
04:50:14:17	04:50:14:29	Jesse [GM]	wait
04:50:15:25	04:50:19:17	Brin [Basil]	we’re the ones asking the questions here
04:50:17:27	04:50:20:02	Chris [TBD]	You’re in his office snooping around
04:50:19:12	04:50:23:18	Jesse [GM]	you’re the ones who took my book where’s my book? I locked you in
04:50:21:21	04:50:28:04	Dave [Xeros]	hey my fire just gets bigger and bigger I’m like hey bring him over here I want
04:50:29:03	04:50:37:21	Chris [TBD]	No no We’re gonna tell On MutatIO Mutatrio doesn’t know he’s in here Or that he’s working with He’s probably not is what I’m saying
04:50:35:00	04:50:39:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, but what if they’re working together though?
04:50:35:05	04:50:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just i i want him to talk and I feel like the harder he gets he’s gonna wanna talk a little
04:50:39:14	04:50:41:24	Steve [Nortle]	Can I…
04:50:42:15	04:50:43:16	Chris [TBD]	You know what?
04:50:43:02	04:50:47:29	Brin [Basil]	And I push- I’m scooting the wall of force close over there so he does… He is sweating.
04:50:45:02	04:50:46:05	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:50:48:07	04:50:55:20	Chris [TBD]	Randall, I think we got up on the wrong foot. For some reason I’m getting a feeling that you are actually here for a good reason.
04:50:50:15	04:50:51:10	Jesse [GM]	what do you want
04:50:58:24	04:51:08:23	Jesse [GM]	doing anything wrong what are you what are you for doing here he flashes a uh student officer badge at you okay
04:51:00:17	04:51:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	in the eye of the beholder there
04:51:02:00	04:51:09:13	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a prefect.
04:51:03:09	04:51:10:17	Chris [TBD]	You little bitch!
04:51:08:27	04:51:11:15	Brin [Basil]	You little bitch! No!
04:51:11:15	04:51:21:26	Brin [Basil]	I have been in the professor’s office, one
04:51:13:22	04:51:15:12	Chris [TBD]	In the professor’s office
04:51:14:17	04:51:17:09	Jesse [GM]	the question is what are the four of you doing here
04:51:16:22	04:51:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay bring him closer
04:51:18:15	04:51:23:12	Steve [Nortle]	Can I do a quick investigation check on the books that he dropped?
04:51:27:22	04:51:28:25	Steve [Nortle]	Investigation
04:51:30:25	04:51:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, 15.
04:51:32:18	04:51:40:22	Jesse [GM]	he has two books uh and at least the titles you can see basically right yeah
04:51:34:23	04:51:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	I can read guys
04:51:36:18	04:51:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	the problem is it’s like yeah but will you be able to look at the page number and find out in what order you’re supposed to be reading the book
04:51:38:15	04:51:40:17	Chris [TBD]	one of them is mathematics No!
04:51:47:26	04:51:56:10	Jesse [GM]	gonna back up sorry he has one book and he has like a stack of pages okay and when uh you look at these you see on the
04:51:51:01	04:51:51:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
04:51:54:04	04:52:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	defacing the library books old man jacens
04:51:56:10	04:52:03:02	Jesse [GM]	pages you see jenkins name like everywhere all over the pages okay old man jenkin’s he’s like
04:52:03:02	04:52:14:19	Jesse [GM]	you quickly see like he’s all over these pages uh the book that he drops is another uh title similar to the one the chapter that you read about god making this book has a similar title
04:52:15:07	04:52:23:07	Jesse [GM]	um on the front of it okay yeah so yeah but i’m not doing anything wrong
04:52:24:15	04:52:26:05	Chris [TBD]	Because you’re trying to do something
04:52:26:05	04:52:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	i’m pretty sure you ripped those pages out of the library
04:52:26:05	04:52:39:04	Chris [TBD]	From who?
04:52:31:12	04:52:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not even how we use toilet paper anymore
04:52:34:27	04:52:41:29	Jesse [GM]	assignment okay well the headmaster was master mutatio
04:52:43:13	04:52:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	in master matatio’s
04:52:44:20	04:52:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	office going through his things in shadow form and you’re doing it for him i i
04:52:52:11	04:52:53:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s suspicious, by the way.
04:52:57:22	04:53:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	think campus is like crawling with guards right now i think if we just turned him in no i don’t think so. I don’t think he’s supposed to be here
04:53:03:05	04:53:04:29	Chris [TBD]	is one of the guards. That’s the problem.
04:53:06:26	04:53:13:06	Steve [Nortle]	If the authority just comes from the badge why don’t we just take his prefect badge? We can put it on his sock and then they’ll believe that we’re prefects.
04:53:08:01	04:53:08:14	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I don’t think
04:53:12:26	04:53:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	100% I need an extra badge for my sock. I need two
04:53:18:20	04:53:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, I won’t put it up
04:53:21:05	04:53:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	but I’ll hand
04:53:21:18	04:53:25:10	Brin [Basil]	He can, he can Bardic inspire himself with that.
04:53:22:23	04:53:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll clip them on the underside
04:53:28:01	04:53:31:17	Jesse [GM]	All right, if you let me go I’ll tell you what I’m doing here.
04:53:31:11	04:53:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	you can tell us first and then we might let you go
04:53:32:12	04:53:41:07	Steve [Nortle]	both and then that means we won’t so long
04:53:34:27	04:53:36:23	Brin [Basil]	I agree with that
04:53:35:23	04:53:39:29	Chris [TBD]	I mean you’re not going anywhere this thing can stay up as long as we want it to.
04:53:38:20	04:53:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we’ve been
04:53:40:01	04:53:43:13	Brin [Basil]	yep for the next it can stay up for the next eight minutes
04:53:41:07	04:53:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	as it’s 10 yeah as long as we want so long as it is at least eight more than anything
04:53:43:26	04:53:44:25	Chris [TBD]	Don’t tell him that!
04:53:44:15	04:53:45:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:53:46:27	04:53:49:12	Jesse [GM]	So he just has to stall for a little while?
04:53:49:16	04:53:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	but once
04:53:49:22	04:53:51:08	Brin [Basil]	total 10 minutes long
04:53:51:16	04:53:52:25	Jesse [GM]	Filibuster! Filibusner!
04:53:52:03	04:53:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	Once we get past eight minutes, we’ll just make him a eunuch.
04:53:55:19	04:54:04:29	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just do it again i still have two more charges yeah we
04:53:55:29	04:54:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	well i mean air runs out right
04:54:02:21	04:54:05:14	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true! Just keep constricting it?
04:54:03:10	04:54:04:14	Jesse [GM]	He goes to suffocate.
04:54:04:24	04:54:10:08	Steve [Nortle]	Is there a candle inside of There with him so that it just slowly starts To extinguish
04:54:06:16	04:54:12:25	Brin [Basil]	we can just kill him it’s burning you can’t nothing
04:54:08:00	04:54:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	I take out a giant knife and start poking holes in the dome so he can get air?
04:54:12:06	04:54:12:29	Jesse [GM]	So he
04:54:12:25	04:54:19:16	Brin [Basil]	can get through it that’s right
04:54:14:05	04:54:23:04	Jesse [GM]	realizes that he’s trapped and the only way I was going to be is to tell you guys what he’s doing here so he starts fessing up
04:54:19:09	04:54:25:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I have detect thoughts.
04:54:19:22	04:54:21:05	Dave [Xeros]	Do we have detect lies?
04:54:25:12	04:54:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:54:26:25	04:54:28:12	Chris [TBD]	Let me hear what he has to say first
04:54:28:06	04:54:30:18	Jesse [GM]	use that while he’s talking
04:54:29:25	04:54:33:13	Chris [TBD]	I actually did that on him already. Remember, that’s how he got the password for The Door?
04:54:33:27	04:54:34:09	Brin [Basil]	that’s right.
04:54:34:18	04:54:36:06	Jesse [GM]	um
04:54:34:28	04:54:35:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:54:36:10	04:54:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	TBD, can you do that on me?
04:54:38:14	04:54:39:00	Brin [Basil]	No!
04:54:39:14	04:54:42:12	Chris [TBD]	I mean, I can, but I don’t think I want to.
04:54:40:07	04:54:43:14	Jesse [GM]	he tells you uh
04:54:43:12	04:54:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just wondering.
04:54:45:18	04:54:48:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m not. I am not wondering.
04:54:52:01	04:54:58:09	Jesse [GM]	for Master Mutant he and I are doing research together
04:54:53:27	04:54:54:28	Chris [TBD]	You work for him.
04:54:56:02	04:54:56:23	Chris [TBD]	He and ye.
04:54:58:11	04:54:59:13	Chris [TBD]	What kind of research?
04:55:00:22	04:55:06:13	Jesse [GM]	Well, not everyone appreciates Master Mutatio’s intellect the Church would never really understand.
04:55:06:26	04:55:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	he steals cards From people, but he’s not trustworthy We’re going to go rummage while He talks
04:55:08:24	04:55:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	Truth.
04:55:10:25	04:55:21:10	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know what that’s referencing. But what we are doing, we—Master Mutatiot in his infinite wisdom has recognized some discrepancies
04:55:12:23	04:55:14:10	Brin [Basil]	Go check his desk.
04:55:14:11	04:55:14:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:55:21:10	04:55:31:25	Jesse [GM]	in the history of Trinity and we are correcting those gross errors in the histories. That’s what I’m assisting him with.
04:55:31:28	04:55:33:22	Jesse [GM]	That’s where these pages are.
04:55:34:12	04:55:35:10	Dave [Xeros]	Correcting history?
04:55:35:28	04:55:47:24	Jesse [GM]	we’re bringing the truth to the world just like Salune wants We’ve recognized the discrepancies the falsities of the author’s past
04:55:39:28	04:55:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	You said correcting history, so you’re reading history…
04:55:47:24	04:55:50:26	Jesse [GM]	and Mutatio has instructed me on which things
04:55:51:18	04:55:54:17	Steve [Nortle]	He thinks it’s fake news. He’s talking about fake news
04:55:54:15	04:55:56:12	Brin [Basil]	Which thing specifically?
04:56:01:20	04:56:06:17	Jesse [GM]	MutatIO has had a fixation on Mr.
04:56:07:26	04:56:09:08	Jesse [GM]	Old Man Jenkins
04:56:11:01	04:56:18:26	Jesse [GM]	uh and uh yeah lately it’s been old magic sometimes i gather things about the brother
04:56:18:26	04:56:23:16	Jesse [GM]	of terry but there’s things in their past that are that are false and we’re simply correcting
04:56:23:05	04:56:30:12	Dave [Xeros]	When you change the history, does it change it everywhere or is it just changing it in the book that you change it?
04:56:33:16	04:56:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	Because you realize if you just do it with one book, you’re just changing one book.
04:56:36:29	04:56:38:00	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what?
04:56:37:26	04:56:47:12	Jesse [GM]	you kind of get the answer to your own question as you look around the room this room is filled with books and books and looks like it seems
04:56:47:12	04:56:57:29	Jesse [GM]	that this kind of thing has been going on for a long time like it’s like they don’t have the power like you’re suggesting they’re using sorcery to change like though yeah not necessarily
04:56:56:03	04:57:01:20	Dave [Xeros]	the books. Books and changing them?
04:56:57:29	04:57:04:16	Jesse [GM]	it’s more just like they’re slowly gathering collecting and changing things yep okay
04:57:04:21	04:57:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	Can I do another investigation check to see if I can find my tarot card in the desk
04:57:12:01	04:57:12:16	Steve [Nortle]	16
04:57:13:03	04:57:21:17	Jesse [GM]	sweet uh you rummage through the desk really quickly and in one of the drawers you find a tarot card with a turtle on it.
04:57:21:12	04:57:31:15	Brin [Basil]	and in the next drawer a bunch of socks I’ll take
04:57:24:29	04:57:26:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh, my gosh.
04:57:25:01	04:57:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	I need a fresh one.
04:57:25:14	04:57:26:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:57:27:18	04:57:28:29	Jesse [GM]	it are two
04:57:29:28	04:57:31:19	Chris [TBD]	Wait, are you naked still?
04:57:31:15	04:57:37:05	Brin [Basil]	those give me those right now. And I’m dragging my fist on the ground still
04:57:33:02	04:57:43:08	Chris [TBD]	This whole time! I would advise not creating an AI image of that.
04:57:33:26	04:57:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	a sock on.
04:57:37:05	04:57:45:02	Brin [Basil]	I maintain eye contact and put them in my bag did
04:57:37:06	04:57:41:06	Jesse [GM]	stop stealing! This is Master Mutatio’s office. Don’t you dare take anything
04:57:43:01	04:57:44:08	Jesse [GM]	report all of you.
04:57:44:03	04:57:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll see what happens.
04:57:44:17	04:57:45:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:57:45:02	04:57:49:12	Brin [Basil]	you find any more quills all
04:57:49:17	04:57:51:06	Jesse [GM]	Just two quills in the drawer.
04:57:51:08	04:57:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	I only found two. Sorry, sis.
04:57:53:18	04:57:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m wondering what happens when we go to the
04:57:58:22	04:58:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	government of New Old and tell them what you’ve been doing. Not to mention we could go talk to Lashara
04:58:04:15	04:58:14:29	Steve [Nortle]	Or we could just kill you. We’ve done lots of the killing. Basil. She’ll either cure you or kill ya.
04:58:06:00	04:58:08:06	Dave [Xeros]	and tell her what you’re doing as well.
04:58:15:28	04:58:20:06	Jesse [GM]	Why would you tell Lasharra? She doesn’t even, she’s not even nearby.
04:58:20:26	04:58:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	Old Man Jenkins was her friend.
04:58:21:27	04:58:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	she’s not… What I’m saying is there’s a lot of places we could just turn you in and I’m pretty sure they’re not going to like this.
04:58:25:24	04:58:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
04:58:28:01	04:58:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	And that badge isn’t going to help you there? Mm-mm.
04:58:31:26	04:58:42:18	Jesse [GM]	Master Mutatio and I, he will vouch for me under his authority. This is simply a research project. We can take this to the school administration whatever authority you’d like.
04:58:43:01	04:58:44:14	Jesse [GM]	There’s nothing wrong with what we’re doing.
04:58:44:21	04:58:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Right.
04:58:45:07	04:58:46:14	Brin [Basil]	you doing it in secret then
04:58:46:23	04:58:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hm.
04:58:48:28	04:58:54:11	Jesse [GM]	As I said, not everyone appreciates the intellect of Master Mutatio and they won’t understand.
04:58:53:28	04:59:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t appreciate yeah okay let’s
04:58:55:06	04:58:57:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because that’s the person we’re going to turn you into.
04:58:56:25	04:59:02:19	Jesse [GM]	Some members of the church would see this as potentially wrong but they don’t understand
04:59:06:12	04:59:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	uh okay he did he did
04:59:08:20	04:59:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	I think he just insulted your religion now.
04:59:09:10	04:59:17:21	Chris [TBD]	find in
04:59:12:26	04:59:14:12	Jesse [GM]	religion, his two -day religion.
04:59:17:23	04:59:18:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:59:18:03	04:59:19:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:59:20:11	04:59:23:20	Jesse [GM]	Two days deep, 48 hour deep.
04:59:20:29	04:59:21:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:59:24:09	04:59:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	have a a i have a moral problem with what’s going on here, and I have a moral duty to turn you in
04:59:35:01	04:59:38:20	Dave [Xeros]	to the proper religious authorities.
04:59:40:01	04:59:55:09	Chris [TBD]	anti -literature
04:59:41:06	04:59:51:29	Jesse [GM]	you could take me to whatever authorities you’d like honestly there’s nothing wrong with what we’re doing it’s common knowledge that Master Mutatio possesses one of the largest libraries
04:59:51:29	04:59:54:05	Jesse [GM]	in anti-literature on the campus
04:59:54:05	05:00:03:14	Dave [Xeros]	Anti-literature? Huh? He’s filibustering! He’s Filibustering?!
04:59:57:27	04:59:58:13	Jesse [GM]	yes
05:00:00:05	05:00:01:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:00:00:15	05:00:01:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:00:01:14	05:00:03:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:00:02:00	05:00:05:01	Chris [TBD]	we don’t
05:00:03:04	05:00:11:06	Steve [Nortle]	wait we can take him to any authority what if we take him to the pirate guy who gave me my cool tricorn hat. How would he feel?
05:00:10:22	05:00:14:27	Brin [Basil]	I have a feeling you’re going to be walking the flank, boy!
05:00:17:21	05:00:25:19	Jesse [GM]	he’s like look I’ve told you what i’m here doing and it is sanctioned by one of the highest authorities on campus
05:00:25:27	05:00:31:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not sanctioned by me. You like that?
05:00:28:27	05:00:29:11	Brin [Basil]	Whoa.
05:00:32:03	05:00:34:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s not funny, guys. He cheats
05:00:33:16	05:00:34:04	Chris [TBD]	Sockman.
05:00:35:09	05:00:43:12	Jesse [GM]	um you you get do you get the sense so uh he’s he’s a little worried with your threats that
05:00:35:22	05:00:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not true.
05:00:36:01	05:00:37:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so this…
05:00:38:13	05:00:40:14	Chris [TBD]	I don’t understand the secrecy.
05:00:38:21	05:00:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	That would be a false history one we need to correct.
05:00:41:03	05:00:56:01	Brin [Basil]	false histories of course
05:00:43:12	05:00:49:24	Jesse [GM]	making he doesn’t he doesn’ know where you could what you could do to him uh but uh he
05:00:49:24	05:00:59:06	Jesse [GM]	you can tell he’s pretty bent on if he gets released he’s gonna join right yeah Yeah, he’s going to tell anybody and everybody that you were up here.
05:00:56:01	05:01:03:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah the dome shrinks a little bit more
05:00:56:09	05:00:57:06	Chris [TBD]	100%.
05:00:58:05	05:01:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	I wonder if we suggested it to him.
05:01:05:22	05:01:07:06	Jesse [GM]	You look around the room
05:01:08:24	05:01:17:09	Jesse [GM]	and you see a halfling-sized chest that is also in the room with you. A lockbox of sorts.
05:01:17:11	05:01:19:17	Chris [TBD]	Excellent. Excellent.
05:01:20:00	05:01:20:17	Jesse [GM]	And
05:01:22:18	05:01:24:05	Jesse [GM]	you can do whatever you would like
05:01:25:21	05:01:26:15	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
05:01:26:19	05:01:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	I open said halfling chest and let’s just kind of maneuver him over to said chest.
05:01:34:29	05:01:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	You know what could go really well in that chest? And your sock, probably. There’s just enough space!
05:01:37:22	05:01:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	A halfling.
05:01:40:10	05:01:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yes! There is just enough room for my sock.
05:01:40:12	05:01:40:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
05:01:42:03	05:01:48:08	Chris [TBD]	Don’t turn it into The Boo Box. Not The Boo box. The boo box.
05:01:43:07	05:01:45:05	Jesse [GM]	No! No! Please no! Oh, no.
05:01:44:08	05:01:54:13	Brin [Basil]	I think that we should keep the sock on and gag him with it.
05:01:46:12	05:01:48:23	Jesse [GM]	Oh, it’s the boombox! about the boom box.
05:01:48:10	05:01:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	I take his Procter badge off.
05:01:49:22	05:01:52:28	Chris [TBD]	Not the boo box not the boo box
05:01:51:09	05:01:51:20	Jesse [GM]	Scorpions.
05:01:54:03	05:01:55:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:01:54:28	05:01:56:21	Chris [TBD]	the goo box
05:01:55:06	05:01:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	I roll it up into a tight knot. I’ll stick the sock in his mouth.
05:02:00:29	05:02:01:23	Jesse [GM]	He’s behind the shield.
05:02:01:29	05:02:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	Well, no, yeah.
05:02:02:26	05:02:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	He’s describing this is the threat. This is the thought of it.
05:02:04:09	05:02:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m describing what I’m going to do to him and then we’ll lock him in the box. Is there anything else that you want to throw in there? When was the last time
05:02:06:10	05:02:07:10	Jesse [GM]	Okay, all right, okay.
05:02:10:22	05:02:21:29	Chris [TBD]	I don’t think he’s doing something that Mutakio would approve of sneaking around in his office
05:02:15:12	05:02:16:23	Jesse [GM]	He’s a little panicked
05:02:21:29	05:02:27:18	Chris [TBD]	after hours something’s up I don’ t think he s going to tell Mutatio
05:02:24:25	05:02:25:23	Dave [Xeros]	know we’re just gonna
05:02:27:16	05:02:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	I think he’s going to tell someone so I think we keep him quiet until we finish our finals and we finish this out
05:02:30:22	05:02:34:18	Chris [TBD]	yeah alright put some food in there
05:02:34:18	05:02:34:29	Jesse [GM]	He’s
05:02:35:29	05:02:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	nah if he wants to eat something, he’ll eat the sock
05:02:38:15	05:02:46:15	Jesse [GM]	he’s a little panicked like the shield is shrinking you’re moving him towards the box uh and he starts like his invisibility thing it
05:02:46:15	05:02:50:27	Jesse [GM]	starts going off he’s like doing anything he can hoping that somehow he will get past this shield
05:02:49:12	05:02:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	I take the sock off and start to roll it up
05:02:52:15	05:03:02:28	Steve [Nortle]	Can I do a quick investigation to see if there’s something that we can give him for clothing? Like, a spare robe or something kicking around in the office. For this guy.
05:02:55:05	05:02:58:15	Brin [Basil]	And I’m holding the dome with my eyes closed.
05:03:01:05	05:03:02:22	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, he’s totally naked right now.
05:03:01:29	05:03:04:00	Jesse [GM]	for yeah you totally can
05:03:03:29	05:03:05:02	Chris [TBD]	He’s totally nude.
05:03:05:02	05:03:09:03	Steve [Nortle]	Uh… I only got an 11. I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING GUYS! I’m sorry.
05:03:07:07	05:03:08:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:03:07:16	05:03:08:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:03:10:16	05:03:25:21	Brin [Basil]	use one of the professor’s socks we don’t
05:03:12:24	05:03:14:16	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t find any socks!
05:03:12:29	05:03:22:26	Jesse [GM]	yeah so i mean he he’s like please i’ve told you everything there’s nothing else i can do
05:03:14:24	05:03:17:01	Chris [TBD]	It was a drawer full of them apparently.
05:03:21:12	05:03:22:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we know.
05:03:22:22	05:03:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	Put him in the box
05:03:24:17	05:03:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	Put them in the box.
05:03:25:20	05:03:27:29	Chris [TBD]	We don’t know what history he was changing
05:03:25:21	05:03:29:12	Brin [Basil]	have any other choice don’t take it personal brendel we just hate you
05:03:29:15	05:03:33:08	Chris [TBD]	besides just that it’s old man Jenkins. I guess there’s nothing to glean there.
05:03:32:09	05:03:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	Make sure when you put him in the boxes that his hands are pinned underneath his seat so he can’t take the sock out of his mouth this is
05:03:38:24	05:03:39:23	Brin [Basil]	You’re a sick.
05:03:39:20	05:03:47:28	Jesse [GM]	thought out you put him in the box and you guys lock the box okay and uh brendall is like no
05:03:39:29	05:03:41:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Brendol
05:03:40:08	05:03:42:09	Chris [TBD]	You’re thinking way too in detail.
05:03:43:11	05:03:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	thought i’m i’m sorry brendall
05:03:47:28	05:03:56:17	Jesse [GM]	please slam the door and you lock him in the chest uh and the box it moves a little bit but
05:03:49:22	05:03:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t hear you yeah muffled what was that a
05:03:57:11	05:03:58:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:03:57:23	05:03:59:03	Jesse [GM]	right yeah this just moves a
05:04:00:01	05:04:03:23	Steve [Nortle]	Could you use disguise self now On yourself
05:04:03:19	05:04:09:27	Chris [TBD]	If I attempt to read any of the stuff that he has are we going to glean anything else from that?
05:04:10:03	05:04:10:28	Jesse [GM]	yeah um
05:04:11:03	05:04:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	how you look I don’t want to waste a spell slot
05:04:11:21	05:04:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	nah I don’t want to waste the spell slot
05:04:12:10	05:04:15:15	Jesse [GM]	yeah yeah you could look it over really quick
05:04:15:09	05:04:15:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
05:04:16:03	05:04:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	Silvery barb Silvery bimb
05:04:17:13	05:04:17:17	Jesse [GM]	over
05:04:18:15	05:04:19:28	Steve [Nortle]	Disguise self pussah
05:04:22:02	05:04:23:06	Chris [TBD]	That’s a 15.
05:04:23:24	05:04:25:09	Jesse [GM]	okay sweet yeah
05:04:23:27	05:04:32:18	Brin [Basil]	Magnificent draft Why are my nipples hard?
05:04:24:26	05:04:25:26	Chris [TBD]	Barely make it.
05:04:26:18	05:04:31:07	Jesse [GM]	you look through you look through the pages you look
05:04:26:27	05:04:28:20	Steve [Nortle]	isn’t it breezy up here
05:04:32:15	05:04:33:04	Jesse [GM]	um
05:04:34:29	05:04:46:24	Jesse [GM]	you look through the pages he’s dropped on the floor all these references to like jenkins uh and it appears to be they’re very scattered throughout history but the common
05:04:46:24	05:04:55:28	Jesse [GM]	thread or pattern you notice between all of these pages is references anytime Jenkins has accused the brother of Terry of being a wendigo
05:04:57:13	05:05:00:12	Jesse [GM]	uh that’s like the common thread on all of these pages
05:05:00:23	05:05:12:21	Chris [TBD]	Jenkins has accused their brother Terry of being a skin jogger and what does history say? The real…
05:05:07:12	05:05:07:29	Jesse [GM]	skin jogger
05:05:12:21	05:05:14:29	Chris [TBD]	Not the real history but the history that’s out there now.
05:05:14:26	05:05:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	history that’s not being changed yeah
05:05:16:14	05:05:19:02	Jesse [GM]	majority of the history is that the brother of tarik was not
05:05:20:08	05:05:22:05	Jesse [GM]	what are you asking though are you
05:05:22:18	05:05:23:18	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
05:05:23:19	05:05:34:18	Chris [TBD]	What are they… Like yeah what is Mutatio trying to that he is that he isn’t not
05:05:26:23	05:05:29:14	Jesse [GM]	this accusation out of the mystery
05:05:32:07	05:05:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	not a skin jogger
05:05:34:18	05:05:39:24	Chris [TBD]	And so they’re trying to they’re trying to make it look like he is a skin jogger
05:05:39:18	05:05:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	is there like an altar or place for prayer
05:05:41:04	05:05:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	there were
05:05:42:11	05:05:44:12	Jesse [GM]	they’re trying to make it look
05:05:46:29	05:05:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	removing that
05:05:47:24	05:05:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	even the suspicion that he could be is being extracted from this.
05:05:49:07	05:05:56:11	Chris [TBD]	A normal dude
05:05:50:27	05:05:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	as being extracted
05:05:53:03	05:05:53:22	Jesse [GM]	so they’re
05:05:53:22	05:06:05:17	Jesse [GM]	trying to frame him as normal good guy not a there’s no
05:05:59:24	05:06:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	When we put him in the trunk, there’s still no moonlight.
05:06:05:17	05:06:06:23	Jesse [GM]	moonlight around in the office
05:06:09:01	05:06:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	Can we? But you said there are windows. So are they magically
05:06:11:22	05:06:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:06:14:24	05:06:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	There’s like a darkness-like cast over the office.
05:06:14:29	05:06:18:15	Steve [Nortle]	shaded? Can I throw my boomerang?
05:06:18:10	05:06:21:20	Jesse [GM]	just called tint you guys it’s not there’s no magic or anything no i’m just kidding
05:06:21:00	05:06:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	Break the window.
05:06:22:07	05:06:23:22	Chris [TBD]	Really popular in Arizona
05:06:22:09	05:06:28:09	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to throw my boomerang at the window to try to get some light in here because it’ll come back, right?
05:06:28:16	05:06:32:14	Brin [Basil]	is there it yeah break both of them
05:06:28:22	05:06:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	It threw another window.
05:06:30:13	05:06:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	Probably, because it depends on…
05:06:30:19	05:06:31:29	Chris [TBD]	How do you have
05:06:32:08	05:06:34:24	Jesse [GM]	two to two windows one boomerang
05:06:32:10	05:06:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	Actually, it may go through three windows.
05:06:35:17	05:06:39:15	Chris [TBD]	have your boomerang? I thought we lost all our stuff Just throw
05:06:38:04	05:06:38:27	Steve [Nortle]	how are you
05:06:40:17	05:06:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t, he’s in a shell.
05:06:43:01	05:06:46:27	Chris [TBD]	These aren’t spells. These are cantrips I’ve been casting.
05:06:43:24	05:06:51:16	Steve [Nortle]	I do have my I’ve got my shell who knows what I’ve got in there
05:06:46:15	05:06:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but that’s the thing is in his shell.
05:06:50:13	05:06:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	Or did you?
05:06:51:22	05:06:53:24	Chris [TBD]	Or just grab something on the desk and throw it.
05:06:52:23	05:06:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	no, I can’t remove myself from a shell My ribs are attached to the shell. You can’t walk around without ribs
05:07:03:08	05:07:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a 23
05:07:05:17	05:07:13:28	Jesse [GM]	you are precise yeah you hit one of the windows and it does it breaks and when it breaks moonlight fills
05:07:06:07	05:07:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	So
05:07:13:28	05:07:20:20	Jesse [GM]	the office yep sure it breaks two windows and moonlight now fills the office
05:07:14:27	05:07:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	and then
05:07:18:22	05:07:19:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:07:19:28	05:07:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	And then I just let it into my shell.
05:07:20:22	05:07:31:27	Jesse [GM]	yep yep exactly okay um as you are looking around the office uh you also well does anybody want to
05:07:23:29	05:07:24:26	Brin [Basil]	actually pretty cool
05:07:25:11	05:07:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	Like, shish.
05:07:36:08	05:07:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	Does anything react inside of this room now that there’s moonlight coming in? Like runes being exposed or…
05:07:51:19	05:08:00:27	Brin [Basil]	I mean, can we just do like basic investigations of all the books and the desk and everything? Anything that would help us. Mine kind
05:08:00:27	05:08:11:27	Brin [Basil]	of sucks it’s only plus two. We’re all looking. That’s…I got a five
05:08:02:03	05:08:05:20	Chris [TBD]	I got an unnatural 20.
05:08:05:18	05:08:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	did
05:08:06:04	05:08:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	All right. I got a nine. I was too busy celebrating my awesome throw.
05:08:09:03	05:08:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	you got a natural 20? I got it.
05:08:09:28	05:08:16:06	Chris [TBD]	Unnatural 20. Nat 20? Heck yeah!
05:08:10:14	05:08:17:25	Jesse [GM]	okay sweet i love this hey
05:08:17:25	05:08:28:07	Jesse [GM]	so you uh well you’re both you’re all magic right we’ll say TBD you as you’re investigating uh you like basically detect magic again
05:08:28:25	05:08:39:18	Jesse [GM]	and there are like traces of this like soul magic that you’ve heard about before which was found like near where people went okay uh there were also traces of
05:08:39:18	05:08:46:29	Jesse [GM]	this at the monument and they’re like the vision that you saw okay um you look around what did you roll
05:08:45:16	05:08:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	got
05:08:48:00	05:08:49:04	Jesse [GM]	oh sweet okay
05:08:48:17	05:08:52:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m just eating the corner, eating the grapes that he left on his desk.
05:08:53:10	05:08:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	the wafers
05:08:56:13	05:09:03:07	Dave [Xeros]	my body in moonlight when the moonlight bathes my body i roll in at 20
05:08:57:02	05:08:58:08	Brin [Basil]	Expired wafers!
05:09:03:05	05:09:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	he’s just standing there spread eagle and we’re all like
05:09:05:16	05:09:08:00	Brin [Basil]	My ears are covering my eyes.
05:09:08:29	05:09:20:04	Jesse [GM]	20, you’re looking around this library and you see that majority of the books in here like they’re old weathered obviously but they appear to be from the old world
05:09:20:04	05:09:27:05	Jesse [GM]	like this is like oh like before like before forgotten hour type stuff okay this
05:09:20:09	05:09:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	from old town or like barely after yeah got it so like before
05:09:25:17	05:09:29:07	Chris [TBD]	Whoa, yeah. Oh, this treasure.
05:09:29:01	05:09:30:20	Brin [Basil]	First editions.
05:09:30:18	05:09:32:27	Dave [Xeros]	the foreword like before the attack before everything
05:09:32:12	05:09:32:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:09:33:04	05:09:44:23	Jesse [GM]	forgotten hour like there’s some afterwards but majority you can tell they’re aged so much that it’s like they’re probably but majority of the books within the library are on the same topic of god okay there’s
05:09:44:23	05:09:56:01	Jesse [GM]	a whole library of this topic which randall is referring to as anti-literature This is kind of like the highest form Of blasphemy among the churches That you could create or build a god
05:09:58:01	05:10:09:22	Jesse [GM]	So huge no-no But it is also You know how BYU has a huge anti-library Anti-literature sort of library It’s kind of the same idea Like, it’s not necessarily secret that he has
05:10:08:00	05:10:09:00	Steve [Nortle]	They do?
05:10:10:15	05:10:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
05:10:10:15	05:10:14:21	Jesse [GM]	It’s not necessary secret That he has these books But it Is odd
05:10:14:07	05:10:16:27	Dave [Xeros]	are secrets inside these books that no one else
05:10:15:29	05:10:23:27	Jesse [GM]	There are secrets And with your Nat 20 you’re kind of pulling books off the shelves looking around and like snooping through some
05:10:22:27	05:10:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	skimming them i am on speed so i can read almost every book in this library right now
05:10:23:27	05:10:35:15	Jesse [GM]	these as you pull a couple of books off the shelf on the wall behind a couple of these books there’s an inscription
05:10:25:11	05:10:28:12	Steve [Nortle]	I can read it too.
05:10:35:09	05:10:38:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, there we go. Stop pulling the books off!
05:10:38:19	05:10:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay!
05:10:41:18	05:10:53:12	Jesse [GM]	I am the night devouring when silver’s glow is veiled from sight the sun and eye in silence meet
05:10:53:12	05:10:58:26	Jesse [GM]	and darkness falls where light should greet what am I?
05:11:01:08	05:11:03:12	Brin [Basil]	Read that three more times.
05:11:01:25	05:11:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	ominous yeah it’s ominous Yeah.
05:11:03:22	05:11:04:07	Jesse [GM]	four more times
05:11:07:05	05:11:09:16	Jesse [GM]	Omnius isn’t that the
05:11:07:15	05:11:08:06	Chris [TBD]	omnious
05:11:09:06	05:11:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	Omnia sounds like some sort of Transformer.
05:11:10:22	05:11:12:08	Jesse [GM]	I think it’s the scholar
05:11:11:05	05:11:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Omnias Prime.
05:11:12:12	05:11:13:21	Chris [TBD]	it’s not even a word
05:11:13:09	05:11:14:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:11:13:19	05:11:16:03	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s ominous.
05:11:14:06	05:11:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	No! It’s ominous.
05:11:17:09	05:11:18:11	Jesse [GM]	Ominous said
05:11:18:08	05:11:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, Chris, it’s okay. I’m not trying to like…
05:11:19:10	05:11:23:19	Chris [TBD]	that’s fine i’m not gonna change i’m gonna keep calling it on the us
05:11:21:28	05:11:23:06	Brin [Basil]	you fooled me
05:11:23:07	05:11:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	I’m 42 years old!
05:11:25:03	05:11:36:15	Jesse [GM]	I’m going to read it again i’m gonna read it again i am the night i am the night devouring night when silver’s glow is veiled from sight
05:11:28:27	05:11:42:25	Chris [TBD]	okay please oh my gosh it’s a
05:11:36:15	05:11:42:09	Jesse [GM]	the sun and eye in silence meet and darkness falls where light should greet
05:11:42:03	05:11:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	You’re a shadow.
05:11:42:25	05:11:48:27	Chris [TBD]	solar eclipse or lunar eclipse the lunar.
05:11:50:20	05:11:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	What’s the difference, Jesse?
05:11:52:01	05:12:00:19	Jesse [GM]	does TBD say this out loud when you say lunar eclipse that wall kind of like shutters and
05:11:53:13	05:11:59:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah! Nice.
05:11:58:27	05:12:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	I want you to actually say Lunar Eclipse in TBD’s voice.
05:12:02:15	05:12:05:14	Chris [TBD]	Alright, it’s really omnius guys It’s Lunar Eclipse
05:12:06:16	05:12:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	No,
05:12:06:20	05:12:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	No, it is not!
05:12:10:11	05:12:20:02	Jesse [GM]	the wall kind of shudders and for a moment, the moonlight that’s come into the office kind of fades but it goes away. Nothing happens.
05:12:19:24	05:12:21:11	Brin [Basil]	block the window
05:12:21:10	05:12:32:23	Chris [TBD]	Wait wait Explain what happened again The wall darkens The whole room darkens
05:12:25:10	05:12:34:07	Jesse [GM]	It just darkens The whole room darkens The moonlight is now entering the room
05:12:26:01	05:12:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	okay you mean ctrl z all my hard work
05:12:32:23	05:12:43:20	Chris [TBD]	He eclipses it
05:12:34:07	05:12:38:26	Jesse [GM]	right it darkens and the wall shutters okay
05:12:35:15	05:12:37:05	Brin [Basil]	We can’t have any moonlight in here.
05:12:36:19	05:12:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	So we need to make a lunar eclipse, right?
05:12:39:12	05:12:43:09	Steve [Nortle]	i jump up on the windowsill of one of them and use my tummy tum
05:12:43:02	05:12:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	Now you are a circle more or less, right,
05:12:45:20	05:12:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
05:12:45:29	05:12:47:23	Brin [Basil]	It’s a nautal eclipse!
05:12:46:13	05:12:49:20	Chris [TBD]	It totally works
05:12:49:29	05:12:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	an orbital eclipse of my heart Right there
05:12:50:27	05:12:52:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:12:51:07	05:12:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:12:51:07	05:12:52:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:12:53:14	05:12:55:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:12:56:10	05:12:57:09	Jesse [GM]	norto clips on my heart
05:12:57:14	05:13:00:05	Brin [Basil]	Stay right there. Say it again, TBD.
05:12:59:29	05:13:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	brazil brazil so i broke two windows
05:13:03:16	05:13:04:26	Jesse [GM]	and now you’re trying to cover them up
05:13:04:11	05:13:05:17	Steve [Nortle]	And now I’m trying to cover
05:13:05:17	05:13:07:17	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I jump up to the other one.
05:13:07:08	05:13:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	But she’s just a tiny bunny I’ll just Hold you
05:13:09:21	05:13:13:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh shit. How big is this window? I’m three foot tall.
05:13:12:13	05:13:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s huge huge this is yeah they’re huge is there do you have any magic that can help with this
05:13:13:28	05:13:17:05	Jesse [GM]	these are skylights it’s a vaulted ceiling Vaulted.
05:13:17:16	05:13:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you can get up there easily
05:13:22:09	05:13:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	any any yeah to block it out well there’s two windows that are broken oh no no hey i got an
05:13:22:09	05:13:23:02	Brin [Basil]	What if…
05:13:22:21	05:13:26:27	Chris [TBD]	Oh, to block it out? I thought that was going to work. Is that not going to work?
05:13:22:22	05:13:23:14	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, just
05:13:25:27	05:13:30:17	Brin [Basil]	Can we just block the wall from the moonlight
05:13:31:06	05:13:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	idea can i cast mending i’m gonna i’m going to cast minding this spell repels see breaks tears
05:13:33:06	05:13:34:01	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, fix it!
05:13:34:27	05:13:39:10	Brin [Basil]	You have a mending? Hold still. I’m punching you.
05:13:39:13	05:13:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	Breaks the tears
05:13:40:03	05:13:42:27	Chris [TBD]	Holy cow, we’re actually playing D&D now.
05:13:40:13	05:13:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	in an object that you touch such as a yep i’m just i reach up and i i touch the broken glass
05:13:47:29	05:13:49:13	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t get cut.
05:13:50:24	05:13:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	It can be sharp.
05:13:51:09	05:13:52:16	Brin [Basil]	It’s okay, I can fix you.
05:13:53:28	05:13:54:18	Brin [Basil]	Don’t worry.
05:13:54:13	05:13:58:10	Jesse [GM]	yeah You fixed the windows There’s no longer moonlight entering the room
05:13:58:22	05:13:59:27	Brin [Basil]	Say it again, TBD.
05:14:00:15	05:14:01:12	Chris [TBD]	Lunar Eclipse
05:14:02:23	05:14:03:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:14:02:29	05:14:09:13	Jesse [GM]	The room Even though there’s No moonlight The room darkens. Still, yep, but nothing happens.
05:14:05:27	05:14:07:28	Chris [TBD]	It seems to get darker even more.
05:14:09:06	05:14:10:27	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah, cool. No worries.
05:14:10:15	05:14:11:21	Steve [Nortle]	Can I break the windows again?
05:14:12:19	05:14:14:19	Chris [TBD]	Hey, Brendo! You know how I’m going to open this door?
05:14:14:26	05:14:18:19	Brin [Basil]	I put my ear up to the key.
05:14:17:15	05:14:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got the sock in his mouth you don’t we don’t hear it it’s just
05:14:18:02	05:14:19:03	Chris [TBD]	Just expletives
05:14:21:24	05:14:22:20	Brin [Basil]	All you hear is
05:14:25:25	05:14:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	Amid sobbing.
05:14:26:24	05:14:28:26	Chris [TBD]	Lunar eclipses. He’s gonna wake up tomorrow
05:14:27:03	05:14:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	he’s he’s gonna wake up tomorrow dead because he exfixiated on his own vomit
05:14:27:03	05:14:35:15	Jesse [GM]	Could everybody make a
05:14:31:14	05:14:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	Waking up is a strange reason to die.
05:14:34:26	05:14:36:26	Brin [Basil]	yep choked on a pubic hair
05:14:40:10	05:14:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	I tuned in at just the wrong time for that one.
05:14:44:09	05:14:45:04	Dave [Xeros]	all the other ones
05:14:46:29	05:14:47:27	Steve [Nortle]	Did you say
05:14:47:13	05:14:49:24	Chris [TBD]	Well, I’ve got news for everyone.
05:14:49:10	05:15:04:10	Brin [Basil]	do we
05:14:49:12	05:14:50:18	Steve [Nortle]	history check?
05:14:51:18	05:14:52:07	Chris [TBD]	TBD shrinks
05:14:52:06	05:14:53:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:14:52:15	05:14:54:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:14:53:09	05:15:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	ah i am i’m not good at history but i i actually rolled relatively
05:14:54:18	05:14:56:08	Jesse [GM]	TBD is now a bookmark.
05:15:01:10	05:15:02:24	Steve [Nortle]	I got an 11.
05:15:04:10	05:15:13:00	Brin [Basil]	all need to do it or is that good enough oh 19 20 i got an unnatural 20
05:15:14:17	05:15:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	TBD, what were you doing?
05:15:16:25	05:15:24:08	Chris [TBD]	thinking really hard a little too hard hey guys
05:15:18:25	05:15:20:26	Steve [Nortle]	Look over and you’re just like Okay!
05:15:20:25	05:15:28:13	Jesse [GM]	you remember when you guys were at the monument outside TBD experienced a vision
05:15:28:29	05:15:38:03	Jesse [GM]	outside and mutatio he told you this vision where mutatyo cast a spell of darkness and he said something to cast the spell
05:15:40:15	05:15:42:09	Brin [Basil]	defecto lumen
05:15:41:12	05:15:50:25	Chris [TBD]	defecto lunae of course
05:15:43:28	05:15:46:20	Brin [Basil]	lumina lumish
05:15:44:18	05:15:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I didn’t write it down.
05:15:49:17	05:15:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:15:49:19	05:15:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:15:50:11	05:15:55:20	Jesse [GM]	do you have the decibels to is it audible can everybody are you that small you maintain your
05:15:50:25	05:15:59:24	Chris [TBD]	yeah i’m only i’m seven seven inches tall i shrink to seven
05:15:56:03	05:15:58:21	Brin [Basil]	defectio lumine of course
05:15:59:24	05:16:09:17	Chris [TBD]	inches tall. That’s another way to say Lunar Eclipse Got it, it’s Latin whatever
05:16:00:03	05:16:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s action figure size
05:16:01:00	05:16:04:27	Brin [Basil]	there’s not an ounce of magic in this bunny
05:16:03:15	05:16:09:23	Jesse [GM]	you say that yep it’s another language for lunar eclipse
05:16:09:17	05:16:14:10	Chris [TBD]	I love it Very cool
05:16:09:23	05:16:16:25	Jesse [GM]	yeah an old dead language from the other world yep okay uh so when you say it in that language
05:16:16:18	05:16:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s old-ish
05:16:16:25	05:16:28:14	Jesse [GM]	the wall the bookcases oldish oldish uh that’s actually great i speak oldish
05:16:19:01	05:16:22:24	Chris [TBD]	It’s new oldish No, no, it is oldest Just oldest
05:16:21:18	05:16:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s just old-isch
05:16:28:01	05:16:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
05:16:30:15	05:16:36:11	Jesse [GM]	okay uh when you see that the bookcase is they start to move it opens the wall
05:16:36:11	05:16:44:26	Jesse [GM]	opens and the bookcases move okay and the room like fully darkens okay you can still see but
05:16:38:09	05:16:38:29	Chris [TBD]	it’s very
05:16:44:26	05:16:51:06	Jesse [GM]	some like somehow it’s like the light isn’t getting to you it’s not like in the room magical
05:16:48:27	05:16:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s magical darkness
05:16:51:06	05:17:00:19	Jesse [GM]	darkness okay you see sort of this secret room unveiled okay and in this room you see things
05:17:01:19	05:17:10:23	Jesse [GM]	that you’ve never seen before okay um
05:17:04:23	05:17:05:13	Chris [TBD]	Cliffhanger
05:17:07:16	05:17:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	Arrowsh! I think that’s called a shower.
05:17:08:26	05:17:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	that’s where i shave
05:17:10:23	05:17:17:05	Jesse [GM]	okay the uh the first
05:17:17:05	05:17:23:04	Jesse [GM]	the first thing the most obvious thing that you see in this room there’s like another desk
05:17:17:18	05:17:18:15	Brin [Basil]	he plucks
05:17:17:18	05:17:19:02	Chris [TBD]	Don’t ask where
05:17:23:04	05:17:30:21	Jesse [GM]	all kinds of stuff scattered around this room a lot more books pages but on
05:17:30:21	05:17:39:17	Jesse [GM]	this desk there’s like a map okay of Correus and on the map uh there’s not it’s just like pretty
05:17:39:17	05:17:46:09	Jesse [GM]	basic map of Correas right. There’s not a whole lot else to it other than some markings you see
05:17:46:09	05:17:55:09	Jesse [GM]	three places in Correas are circled and there’s some words with these places I feel like I’ve
05:17:55:09	05:18:07:09	Jesse [GM]	giving you guys so much lore and stuff to keep track of so not sorry okay sorry not sorry so you uh you walk into the room TBD you’re not tall enough to see the desk actually so
05:17:57:15	05:17:58:03	Chris [TBD]	I love it.
05:17:59:29	05:18:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	sorry not sorry
05:18:07:09	05:18:08:20	Jesse [GM]	the other people see this
05:18:07:25	05:18:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	Here buddy, here. Come in.
05:18:08:24	05:18:11:08	Chris [TBD]	Lift me up, thank you! Thank you! Alright!
05:18:09:24	05:18:14:02	Brin [Basil]	I just jump up
05:18:11:01	05:18:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	Do you like the tricorn? It’s fun, right?
05:18:11:23	05:18:19:16	Jesse [GM]	uh you start yeah as you’re approaching the desk you like see from the southern end
05:18:13:22	05:18:16:18	Chris [TBD]	It’s a much easier handhold than the Pope hat was.
05:18:19:16	05:18:25:03	Jesse [GM]	of coreus and you work your way up the map okay so the first circle that you see or the
05:18:27:25	05:18:35:22	Jesse [GM]	pearl okay it’s circled and there oh i don’t know if i have it in the okay
05:18:30:05	05:18:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	open the map on there if you want to
05:18:33:12	05:18:34:29	Chris [TBD]	Just keep going, just keep going.
05:18:34:11	05:18:51:18	Brin [Basil]	okay well
05:18:34:12	05:18:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s the main menu. But anyway…
05:18:35:22	05:18:44:02	Jesse [GM]	um menu world
05:18:44:20	05:18:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s it. Bam! There you go.
05:18:46:07	05:18:56:18	Jesse [GM]	oh okay uh oh wow that was cool i totally meant to do that okay where is
05:18:51:18	05:19:06:04	Brin [Basil]	that was friggin sweet yeah it
05:18:51:25	05:18:52:29	Chris [TBD]	That’s the background.
05:18:56:18	05:19:06:28	Jesse [GM]	where are we exactly because this is like the whole i’m so
05:18:59:22	05:19:02:12	Chris [TBD]	Queen’s Closet wants to know when you changed your hat.
05:19:03:20	05:19:12:26	Steve [Nortle]	i got so loud that music very loud i
05:19:06:04	05:19:16:06	Brin [Basil]	is awesome just excessive decibels
05:19:06:28	05:19:08:23	Jesse [GM]	sorry where did that come from
05:19:07:07	05:19:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s all right.
05:19:12:26	05:19:17:27	Steve [Nortle]	got i got the uh tricorn hat when i swabbed the deck of the
05:19:17:27	05:19:20:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that’s right! Of the ship.
05:19:17:27	05:19:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	of the uh of the ship and even though i didn’t do a particularly thorough job
05:19:25:07	05:19:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	um so yeah yeah um and so i now have that um and it i’m actually wearing both because i love my
05:19:25:29	05:19:26:24	Chris [TBD]	Sogman’s ship
05:19:27:12	05:19:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	Sogman’s ship!
05:19:34:26	05:19:44:15	Jesse [GM]	this is coreos over here this continent okay sort of on uh the left side
05:19:38:16	05:19:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Corrace is over here? Right here?
05:19:39:02	05:19:40:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:19:44:15	05:19:50:09	Jesse [GM]	your screen or the map there okay so you start from the bottom up and you see pearl is circled
05:19:50:09	05:19:58:15	Jesse [GM]	right out sort of on the uh coast or that side next to pearl there is uh what appears to be
05:19:57:05	05:19:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	Right about there.
05:19:58:15	05:20:07:23	Jesse [GM]	a name and it is sa muhel yeah
05:20:05:27	05:20:07:19	Brin [Basil]	written right outside of the circle.
05:20:16:12	05:20:19:24	Jesse [GM]	-a space m -u -h -e -l -l
05:20:19:24	05:20:30:23	Jesse [GM]	i don’t know if any of you recognize the name or have any no arrows
05:20:30:23	05:20:41:12	Jesse [GM]	recognizes the name okay pause for a second there uh you see sort of to the east and north uvan is circled
05:20:41:25	05:20:46:20	Jesse [GM]	and next to uvan is the name dominos okay
05:20:49:22	05:20:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	dummy nose or dumb news the dominoes it’s like the pizza place
05:20:53:15	05:20:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	whoever was in
05:20:56:10	05:21:02:09	Dave [Xeros]	the guy that was in um uh synoday his name is dominos right
05:21:02:22	05:21:13:16	Steve [Nortle]	which guy oh oh the guy who was controlling I think it was Davinos yeah
05:21:09:01	05:21:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
05:21:09:24	05:21:11:05	Chris [TBD]	Your BBEG!
05:21:12:23	05:21:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	Davinos?
05:21:13:16	05:21:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know that was like a year ago okay
05:21:14:23	05:21:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	Davinos.
05:21:14:29	05:21:16:19	Chris [TBD]	Is it supposed to be that guy, Jesse?
05:21:20:09	05:21:25:13	Jesse [GM]	it’s supposed to be that guy okay uh and the last circle you see is maybe way north
05:21:25:13	05:21:34:26	Jesse [GM]	of the continent trinity is circled and there are two phrases
05:21:25:17	05:21:26:02	Chris [TBD]	Magus?
05:21:28:05	05:21:30:06	Chris [TBD]	Dreamweaver? Magus. Oh.
05:21:30:03	05:21:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Whoa!
05:21:35:19	05:21:40:23	Jesse [GM]	two yeah phrases next to the circle one is
05:21:40:23	05:21:50:23	Jesse [GM]	the changing one and then there’s sort of a comment scribbled off at the side must access stargate
05:21:54:00	05:22:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so if he’s the changing one is it because they’re changing the past to make him look like he’s not a skin jogger?
05:22:02:11	05:22:03:18	Chris [TBD]	yes
05:22:02:16	05:22:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	Is this like the brother of Terry?
05:22:04:02	05:22:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	or is
05:22:08:04	05:22:11:28	Chris [TBD]	that makes sense skin jogger
05:22:09:07	05:22:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	Because if it’s the changing one they’re trying to change well he’s a skin jagger but they’re also trying to change his history
05:22:14:27	05:22:16:25	Chris [TBD]	changes history as well
05:22:17:05	05:22:20:21	Brin [Basil]	So that no one has the suspicion that he ever was.
05:22:21:22	05:22:25:19	Chris [TBD]	he’s been trying to get to that stargate or whatever gate it is
05:22:22:03	05:22:22:18	Brin [Basil]	Right?
05:22:27:29	05:22:29:00	Chris [TBD]	cool
05:22:33:05	05:22:42:17	Jesse [GM]	um above this map there is like a title you can tell these things are obviously related but this appears to be something of like a plan right
05:22:43:14	05:22:45:15	Jesse [GM]	there’s a title and it’s
05:22:44:22	05:22:47:27	Chris [TBD]	my evil plan to save the world
05:22:49:23	05:22:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	wait till it’s unfurled
05:22:51:01	05:22:52:15	Jesse [GM]	impending doom 2
05:22:52:06	05:22:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:22:52:25	05:22:53:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:22:54:17	05:22:58:12	Jesse [GM]	uh it’s your password that you use defectio lunier
05:22:59:22	05:23:01:22	Chris [TBD]	that’s like the name of their operation
05:23:02:27	05:23:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	so they’re trying to blot out the moon loony a
05:23:10:04	05:23:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s heavy guys
05:23:19:13	05:23:25:10	Jesse [GM]	did i know what you’re talking about this was a map of
05:23:20:15	05:23:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m the map yeah but
05:23:23:18	05:23:25:19	Brin [Basil]	I’m the man, I’m a man,
05:23:26:29	05:23:32:29	Jesse [GM]	the imps map yep yeah eros got to look at it this was um
05:23:28:23	05:23:29:10	Steve [Nortle]	map yeah
05:23:33:08	05:23:34:26	Chris [TBD]	for the impending doom
05:23:33:27	05:23:35:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m the most man
05:23:34:15	05:23:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	it was the impending doom do they had do they have different plans
05:23:35:18	05:23:41:24	Jesse [GM]	uh-huh it was the imp ending doom yeah um but but we’ll say we’ll see if your nat 20
05:23:40:11	05:23:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah because
05:23:42:24	05:23:49:21	Jesse [GM]	there’s similar markings on that map okay similar things were circled if you recall yeah
05:23:49:27	05:23:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	they had it was greenport pearl yeah a bunch of cities
05:23:54:19	05:24:03:29	Jesse [GM]	there was a bunch of cities like circled you just got like a glimpse of it but you are pretty sure that these were circling as well okay coincidence
05:24:04:07	05:24:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	well if it’s just a coincidence we don’t have to worry about it anymore
05:24:07:01	05:24:13:24	Jesse [GM]	okay um does anybody else want to look around this room see if there’s anything else in here
05:24:12:19	05:24:15:07	Brin [Basil]	We’re all doing investigative
05:24:15:03	05:24:20:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I don’t think I’ve done a roll in this. I did garbage in the other room but I haven’t rolled in here.
05:24:22:07	05:24:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	18
05:24:22:09	05:24:26:09	Dave [Xeros]	any of the books nice look at you you’re a scholar
05:24:28:27	05:24:40:09	Jesse [GM]	okay with an 18 uh nordal you see off to the side uh you see a silver sash draped over a couple of books
05:24:29:09	05:24:29:26	Chris [TBD]	16
05:24:40:09	05:24:41:08	Jesse [GM]	it’s shiny
05:24:42:26	05:24:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	I think this would flatter my shell
05:24:46:28	05:24:48:01	Brin [Basil]	Give me that!
05:24:47:27	05:24:50:28	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no It’s mine I found it with my 18
05:24:50:29	05:24:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	isn’t that like the national scholastic
05:24:51:25	05:24:58:10	Chris [TBD]	up to TBD and let me detect magic on that
05:24:52:12	05:24:54:04	Brin [Basil]	I I slap him
05:24:56:18	05:24:57:15	Jesse [GM]	him though if you get a 10
05:24:58:09	05:25:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	hand it down you’re like six inches tall
05:24:59:17	05:25:01:12	Chris [TBD]	I’m up on his hat
05:25:00:20	05:25:04:06	Jesse [GM]	tell me you got a 10 no okay all right
05:25:02:11	05:25:10:19	Brin [Basil]	six let me find something that’s plus four who
05:25:03:08	05:25:05:04	Chris [TBD]	hand it up
05:25:05:03	05:25:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	You do a little bunny hop and I just do the like
05:25:09:02	05:25:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	backhand
05:25:10:02	05:25:14:02	Jesse [GM]	okay uh so yeah there’s a sash and there’s some books
05:25:16:14	05:25:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	Hey Is there anything magical about
05:25:18:18	05:25:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	this shiny shimmery sash no it’s
05:25:20:29	05:25:23:01	Chris [TBD]	I detect magic on this
05:25:24:05	05:25:34:08	Jesse [GM]	a lot of soul magic okay and this looks like robes of somebody who would have been uh like employed could have been employed by the
05:25:31:15	05:25:39:18	Brin [Basil]	to have a soul yes please
05:25:34:18	05:25:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m not wearing anything. Should I put the sash on?
05:25:37:26	05:25:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	mine stay away from my shash
05:25:39:10	05:25:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
05:25:40:28	05:25:43:18	Chris [TBD]	you did ask if there was something for him to wear
05:25:41:04	05:25:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	no yeah but i didn’t mean something shiny
05:25:48:11	05:25:49:19	Jesse [GM]	when you remove the sash
05:25:50:28	05:26:02:03	Jesse [GM]	or sorry under the sash there’s a book and in all the time that you have spent studying in the last 48 hours like two times which has been
05:25:59:29	05:26:00:16	Chris [TBD]	yeah
05:26:02:26	05:26:09:20	Steve [Nortle]	I also did some coloring in my color book studying
05:26:05:29	05:26:16:27	Jesse [GM]	you see a book of scripture but you have never heard this story before it has
05:26:07:09	05:26:08:11	Brin [Basil]	meeting I mean
05:26:16:27	05:26:25:15	Jesse [GM]	never crossed your paths and all the studying okay even history beyond you guys been familiar yep
05:26:23:15	05:26:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	there’s just some comparative hermeneutics going on here
05:26:25:17	05:26:25:27	Dave [Xeros]	old.
05:26:26:27	05:26:34:25	Jesse [GM]	and uh the title really should be
05:26:34:16	05:26:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	The Old Man Jenkins papers.
05:26:36:05	05:26:44:20	Jesse [GM]	it really should be the Tower of the Arcanists. However, it is titled The Doom of the Arcannists and Nortle finds it.
05:26:44:29	05:26:49:16	Steve [Nortle]	guys, I also found this you could maybe wear these arrows
05:26:47:10	05:26:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	I always thought that was like, oh it’s the Arcanus one.
05:26:50:12	05:26:50:23	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
05:26:55:15	05:26:55:27	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
05:26:58:13	05:27:03:06	Jesse [GM]	Hold on we gotta get the lore candle out for this one. Is this enough lore yet?
05:27:00:20	05:27:07:07	Chris [TBD]	all right i’m loving it things are starting to make sense
05:27:08:17	05:27:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to point out it’s 1130 and I have an early day so I don’t know how that changes what you want to do but
05:27:16:28	05:27:18:26	Chris [TBD]	Fridays are early for you. I thought they were always late
05:27:18:15	05:27:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got a meeting tomorrow morning 30 minutes should be fine
05:27:20:17	05:27:21:10	Jesse [GM]	30 minutes?
05:27:23:00	05:27:23:16	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
05:27:23:29	05:27:27:22	Chris [TBD]	and that will probably make it so there’s two more sessions after this one for Jesse
05:27:27:15	05:27:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	yeah because we didn’t even get to our finals
05:27:28:01	05:27:28:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:27:29:29	05:27:38:06	Brin [Basil]	Please please please anything just whatever amount of months you can drag
05:27:31:23	05:27:32:02	Jesse [GM]	Okay
05:27:32:06	05:27:32:18	Chris [TBD]	Probably
05:27:33:21	05:27:34:19	Jesse [GM]	I’m gonna go
05:27:34:08	05:27:35:19	Steve [Nortle]	for a couple of reasons
05:27:37:10	05:27:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll finish it up by
05:27:37:29	05:27:44:06	Jesse [GM]	i can share this with everybody so you guys can look at it and in your own time but i’ll give
05:27:38:06	05:27:43:23	Brin [Basil]	the sound fake January will work for me
05:27:44:06	05:27:53:28	Jesse [GM]	kind of the brief overview of this story okay so yep okay in an age when mortals had mastered
05:27:47:17	05:27:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	the chat GPT summary.
05:27:53:28	05:27:59:10	Jesse [GM]	the weave of magic and their ambition knew no bounds there arose a great city alerian
05:27:59:10	05:28:06:19	Jesse [GM]	the shining spire it was a city of sorcerers and scholars where the sky was mapped not for wonder
05:28:06:19	05:28:12:29	Jesse [GM]	but for conquest and the arcane arts were bent toward dominion over all even the heavens
05:28:12:29	05:28:20:09	Jesse [GM]	themselves. The rulers of Valyrian, the arcanist conclave grew arrogant in their mastery they
05:28:20:09	05:28:25:07	Jesse [GM]	were corrupted to believe that the gods had hoarded the celestial spheres for themselves
05:28:25:07	05:28:32:11	Jesse [GM]	jealousy guarding uh oh okay I might have made a typo um
05:28:34:11	05:28:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	it’s okay foul claw like is the one that right wrote it
05:28:34:24	05:28:41:00	Jesse [GM]	jealousy guarding their realms so in their hubris they conceived of a grand work
05:28:41:00	05:28:47:13	Jesse [GM]	in defiance of the moon maiden the stargate a portal of unimaginable unimaginative power
05:28:47:13	05:28:54:05	Jesse [GM]	woven from the purest silver and sapphire its runes etched with the light of a thousand stars
05:28:54:05	05:28:59:20	Jesse [GM]	through this gateway they would stop they would step beyond the veil trespassing into
05:28:59:20	05:29:07:27	Jesse [GM]	the domain into the domains of the divine among them shards of salune warned of their folly yet
05:29:07:27	05:29:18:14	Jesse [GM]	none would humble themselves to the pleas of the moon maiden for decades the greatest minds valerian labored finding cosmic energies aligning the gate with the constellations and the celestial
05:29:18:14	05:29:28:10	Jesse [GM]	cycles that pulsed with godly essence when at last the final sigil was placed the conclave prepared their final step, the sacrifice of a pure life.
05:29:32:17	05:29:44:03	Jesse [GM]	Kairith, The Shard of Mercy One of the shards, those are like the apostles of the church if you remember, the sort of priestesses The Shrd of Mercy was captured by the conclave and struck down before the doors
05:29:44:03	05:29:56:01	Jesse [GM]	at the stargate. The conclave gathered to witness their triumph A chant arose rippling through the ether drawing power from the weave itself The celestial gate trembled its frame humming with
05:29:56:01	05:30:03:24	Jesse [GM]	energies unseen since the dawn of time oh unseen uh then with a thunderous crack
05:30:03:24	05:30:13:04	Jesse [GM]	the heavens split for a moment the sky above of alerian above alarion burned with the divine fire and the light of eternity streamed through the portal
05:30:13:04	05:30:23:27	Jesse [GM]	the arcanist beheld glimpses of the celestial spheres realms of infinite majesty where gods and eternal beings strode across golden lands untouched by mortal decay but their
05:30:23:27	05:30:30:13	Jesse [GM]	triumph was fleeting i’m going to let you read the rest basically salune uh curses
05:30:30:13	05:30:37:10	Jesse [GM]	the arcanus and the power of the gods destroys this stargate that they’ve made essentially
05:30:37:10	05:30:48:21	Jesse [GM]	a portal day to heaven um and the portal it’s well it’s not necessarily destroyed but the arkanis the power up of the gate is reversed
05:30:48:21	05:30:56:06	Jesse [GM]	and so instead of accessing this celestial realm they are thrown into the abyss essentially right
05:30:56:06	05:31:03:04	Jesse [GM]	um and the portal the city that all of it uh it’s kind of a this is tower of babel right
05:31:03:04	05:31:12:07	Jesse [GM]	everything is destroyed um and The Portal the gate uh is buried and for centuries millennia
05:31:12:07	05:31:16:20	Jesse [GM]	basically it’s buried beneath the earth and the arcanists are trapped inside the world
05:31:17:18	05:31:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	So if we open the portal,
05:31:19:26	05:31:23:18	Steve [Nortle]	before it got to now they were just
05:31:24:26	05:31:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	Hold this shit.
05:31:29:24	05:31:34:12	Jesse [GM]	old testament this is oldest testament yep okay
05:31:30:13	05:31:32:04	Chris [TBD]	All this testament
05:31:35:15	05:31:46:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah so they curse the gate uh but there’s sort of a prophecy that saluni gives uh she says the gods say let this folly be forgotten let the celestial gate pass beyond all memory
05:31:46:02	05:31:57:19	Jesse [GM]	yet know this when the stars align once more and dark powers dare to swallow the earth, the gate will be revealed. And what the gods have burnt buried shall bring forth wrath and wonder.
05:32:00:16	05:32:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	that’s ominous.
05:32:01:12	05:32:02:15	Chris [TBD]	yes it is
05:32:03:27	05:32:04:28	Chris [TBD]	what does that word mean
05:32:05:18	05:32:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	Ominous? It has like…
05:32:07:11	05:32:08:25	Chris [TBD]	no I’m kidding
05:32:09:17	05:32:13:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Nortle, what does the word ominous mean?
05:32:13:04	05:32:14:09	Steve [Nortle]	Ominous, ominous,
05:32:16:12	05:32:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	ominous… It feels one with dread and worry.
05:32:21:16	05:32:22:19	Jesse [GM]	I have to give you
05:32:22:22	05:32:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	but he’s a good dictionary.
05:32:23:11	05:32:24:16	Chris [TBD]	it is a good nickname
05:32:23:25	05:32:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	I can count just fine, Grace! Whoa!
05:32:26:17	05:32:28:21	Chris [TBD]	face 12 uh
05:32:29:10	05:32:40:12	Jesse [GM]	I have one more piece of lore that you discovered with these The sash there’s letters basically looks like a correspondence between people and they are addressed to nereza who is one of the other missing people okay
05:32:31:10	05:32:31:27	Chris [TBD]	yes
05:32:40:07	05:32:41:09	Chris [TBD]	the sash
05:32:40:12	05:32:51:29	Jesse [GM]	the letters uh with the sash you start perusing them looking for any sort of unfaithfulness yep okay
05:32:42:08	05:32:45:25	Steve [Nortle]	Are these evidence of her being unfaithful to me?
05:32:50:14	05:32:51:21	Chris [TBD]	right you had a thing with Nereza
05:32:51:23	05:32:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yes. I most definitely did.
05:32:52:10	05:32:58:18	Brin [Basil]	It may it may have been one-sided
05:32:57:03	05:32:57:26	Dave [Xeros]	Allegedly.
05:32:59:26	05:33:09:14	Jesse [GM]	of them are like fragments of letters there’s not a lot there’s like three or four of these letters okay uh the one that’s the most legible says this, Nereza.
05:33:00:03	05:33:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	She said hi to me once?
05:33:10:05	05:33:21:21	Jesse [GM]	You and Lashara herself may be the only people I can trust. There are spies everywhere. While my original mission given to me long ago was to infiltrate and survey the church I believe I’ve made a more startling discovery
05:33:21:21	05:33:33:06	Jesse [GM]	According to the book of Jenkins which was hidden deep within the library The brother of Terry was in fact a shapeshifter who lied about the truth I believe the shield domes are primarily designed
05:33:33:06	05:33:44:04	Jesse [GM]	to keep shapeshifters out of the city especially out of their temple Worse, it seems somehow he is still alive and has perhaps found a way to get past the shield.
05:33:44:27	05:33:53:10	Jesse [GM]	Lashara, The Lashings, and all of Trinity are in great peril. You must reach Lasharra and warn her what is coming. The brother of Terry is…
05:33:53:28	05:33:54:17	Chris [TBD]	Mutatio!
05:33:54:18	05:34:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	no it’s mutatio said i know who you are but is that because
05:33:54:23	05:33:55:27	Jesse [GM]	The page is ripped.
05:34:05:04	05:34:14:04	Jesse [GM]	So it’s torn. You can’t see with the rest of this sentence after the brother of Terri is. It’s torn away but at the bottom of this page there’s a fragment just hanging on
05:34:06:10	05:34:07:21	Chris [TBD]	Yes, I think so.
05:34:14:04	05:34:21:11	Jesse [GM]	and it’s signed thalen slash joseph
05:34:19:22	05:34:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	mitos here
05:34:22:02	05:34:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	oh
05:34:22:04	05:34:22:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh…
05:34:23:00	05:34:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	So this was a letter two?
05:34:28:09	05:34:33:18	Jesse [GM]	and they’re also signed by phalan josep so uh if you remember
05:34:33:07	05:34:35:19	Steve [Nortle]	I think this means she was flirting with Joseph
05:34:35:20	05:34:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	how is josep still alive i mean this is very meta uh but because i don’t know if we and we know the story of joseph
05:34:38:19	05:34:41:23	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good question. That’s where I’m getting to, right? Yeah.
05:34:43:17	05:34:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	don’t know we were not able to come to a conclusion
05:34:44:17	05:34:46:24	Chris [TBD]	Well, Brother Terry is still alive.
05:34:49:18	05:34:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	because the end came before we got to joseph’s final like final revelation whatever that was
05:34:49:24	05:34:51:01	Chris [TBD]	Thalen is still live.
05:34:53:22	05:34:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right but like thing is it’s like it’s
05:34:56:07	05:34:57:19	Chris [TBD]	That’s what he’s doing.
05:34:58:03	05:35:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	it’s been 100 years um i mean well
05:34:59:24	05:35:04:19	Chris [TBD]	Well, I mean he’s an elf maybe. He lived that long. Depends on what race he is.
05:35:05:15	05:35:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	ever
05:35:06:03	05:35:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	no elvish features
05:35:07:12	05:35:12:04	Chris [TBD]	That’s what he’s doing. Yeah. Yeah, he got blasted remember?
05:35:07:15	05:35:13:11	Jesse [GM]	saw him you saw he in the vision for a brief moment yeah and uh he
05:35:17:21	05:35:19:22	Chris [TBD]	Well he’s no longer
05:35:21:15	05:35:22:14	Chris [TBD]	unless casting
05:35:23:17	05:35:24:16	Chris [TBD]	Defectio Lunia
05:35:25:24	05:35:27:12	Dave [Xeros]	Casts him into the Stargate.
05:35:27:04	05:35:30:22	Chris [TBD]	cast him into Stargate or something like that yeah he could still be alive
05:35:30:12	05:35:34:24	Jesse [GM]	thing that you guys find
05:35:30:14	05:35:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	the real one
05:35:34:24	05:35:45:23	Jesse [GM]	the real last thing in this secret room um is your a very similar list
05:35:45:23	05:35:53:07	Jesse [GM]	to your missing persons list exists in this room there’s sort of another copy um on this
05:35:53:07	05:36:01:28	Jesse [GM]	list forgive me i didn’t mark it but many of the names are like crossed out scribbled uh not all
05:36:03:13	05:36:05:01	Steve [Nortle]	it’s Nuresh’s name scribbled out
05:36:08:29	05:36:16:04	Steve [Nortle]	but it’s on the list are there like hearts around it and okay we’re good I won’t have to
05:36:17:08	05:36:28:03	Jesse [GM]	an arrow So this list is pinned or placed next to the map. And some of the names, there are arrows pointing to Uvon with Dominus.
05:36:28:14	05:36:38:19	Jesse [GM]	Not all of the games but several of them are pointed. And someone make an investigation check.
05:36:33:17	05:36:34:29	Chris [TBD]	he’s bringing scent there
05:36:38:29	05:36:41:15	Jesse [GM]	Everybody makes an investigation checks on this list.
05:36:43:22	05:36:51:14	Jesse [GM]	15 Nortles going to save the day.
05:36:45:00	05:36:46:02	Chris [TBD]	16
05:36:46:20	05:36:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	one second i really hope so that would be the best
05:36:53:15	05:36:53:23	Chris [TBD]	good
05:36:54:13	05:36:54:18	Jesse [GM]	Yeah?
05:36:55:24	05:37:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	investigation uh is a straight investigation yeah okay so 16
05:37:05:13	05:37:06:19	Jesse [GM]	The two of you.
05:37:05:16	05:37:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	well you got 16 as well right so bryn is too
05:37:11:04	05:37:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	small to see no you’re on my hat so you’ve got a good view dude same
05:37:12:07	05:37:15:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m too small oh yeah
05:37:14:19	05:37:18:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m covering my eyes with my ears because I don’t want to stare at Queen or
05:37:16:08	05:37:19:26	Jesse [GM]	the two of you look at the list
05:37:21:10	05:37:25:11	Brin [Basil]	Because it’s literally right in my face, like the exact same height as me
05:37:29:22	05:37:31:12	Brin [Basil]	My eyes are covered. I have no idea
05:37:34:03	05:37:40:09	Jesse [GM]	names at the bottom OF THE LIST THERE’S THE RACES OF THE MISSING PERSONS ARE NEXT TO THOSE UH NAMES
05:37:40:27	05:37:47:07	Jesse [GM]	there there are 2 names there are 3 names that are Owlens AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS LIST WILL YOU READ those names
05:37:41:01	05:37:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	veilmark and thalen breitbach willowatch foul wing and Echo Frostclaw.
05:37:52:28	05:37:58:13	Steve [Nortle]	wait if you take their last names and put them together you get Frostwing. Oh, right.
05:37:56:18	05:37:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	You get Foul Claw, you moron!
05:37:59:07	05:38:00:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:38:02:02	05:38:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	With our powers combined we figured this out.
05:38:03:11	05:38:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	With all powers combined…
05:38:04:25	05:38:07:15	Chris [TBD]	If Falclaw is in danger, we gotta go now
05:38:04:28	05:38:05:24	Brin [Basil]	What was
05:38:10:05	05:38:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	The arrows for the Owlings, are they pointed anywhere or are they just on the list?
05:38:11:03	05:38:12:24	Brin [Basil]	What was the first name?
05:38:14:01	05:38:21:01	Steve [Nortle]	I think that…
05:38:16:11	05:38:17:17	Jesse [GM]	names are scratched out
05:38:19:16	05:38:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	I think Foulclaw’s parents were killed by these people.
05:38:24:16	05:38:28:16	Brin [Basil]	What was that, what was the first name. What was the first name again?
05:38:25:15	05:38:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	Those illegitimate people
05:38:28:20	05:38:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	Willow Watch Foul Wing
05:38:31:06	05:38:32:20	Steve [Nortle]	Willowwatch is his first name
05:38:32:09	05:38:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, and then Foulwing and then Echo FrostClaw with those names
05:38:38:25	05:38:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	combined you get foul claw the funny thing is is when you gave me this list i saw that and i was
05:38:46:09	05:38:47:24	Jesse [GM]	dun-dun-dUN
05:38:50:01	05:38:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	like interesting no i read foul wing in frost climb like oh that’s interesting that’s a lot
05:38:52:00	05:38:53:02	Chris [TBD]	Frost Claw?
05:38:57:22	05:38:58:18	Chris [TBD]	So cool.
05:38:58:05	05:39:04:12	Jesse [GM]	very interesting okay you guys have searched the cuss out of this office
05:39:03:28	05:39:05:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I think so.
05:39:06:03	05:39:15:08	Jesse [GM]	and it’s been uh a few hours you left quite a while ago snuck through the courtyard the campus snuck around
05:39:15:20	05:39:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	this magic door like is there a space in there like if the door closes up like is their enough space to store something inside that room I’m going to kick the chest in there.
05:39:25:26	05:39:27:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yep. Good idea.
05:39:28:12	05:39:39:19	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah yeah i kicked the chest in there yeah yeah it’s rattling around like if you could tell whoever’s in there knows it’s being moved and they’re panicking
05:39:32:00	05:39:33:02	Brin [Basil]	I concur
05:39:38:22	05:39:42:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, and then we get really close to the keyhole and we say
05:39:44:19	05:39:45:15	Dave [Xeros]	Defectio loony
05:39:46:07	05:39:46:23	Brin [Basil]	Damn
05:39:47:21	05:39:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	And step out of the room
05:39:52:12	05:40:04:01	Jesse [GM]	the library the bookshelves the wall closes with brandle at the chest inside and a sock unfortunately yep
05:39:52:18	05:39:54:18	Chris [TBD]	Brendol Brendol
05:39:58:24	05:39:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	And a sock
05:40:03:18	05:40:04:19	Chris [TBD]	The Boo Box
05:40:04:08	05:40:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, I need another sock
05:40:04:29	05:40:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	that was not in his notes just so you know
05:40:06:13	05:40:07:06	Jesse [GM]	kay
05:40:10:19	05:40:15:00	Steve [Nortle]	guaranteed good job
05:40:11:19	05:40:21:20	Jesse [GM]	woohoo you guys that was so fun that was so good kay uh we’re not we have 20 minutes want me to steve kay
05:40:14:11	05:40:15:12	Chris [TBD]	that was really good
05:40:14:19	05:40:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh
05:40:19:07	05:40:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I got 20 minutes.
05:40:25:08	05:40:29:09	Chris [TBD]	20 minutes means he gets home at 1 o’clock and probably falls asleep by 2.
05:40:25:26	05:40:28:03	Brin [Basil]	You don’t, you don’t have a choice.
05:40:29:06	05:40:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
05:40:33:09	05:40:38:26	Steve [Nortle]	I think that’s a great place then plus we gotta figure out our Halloween thing
05:40:33:12	05:40:35:17	Dave [Xeros]	I think that’s A really good hang-up
05:40:39:27	05:40:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	maybe we should call it
05:40:40:18	05:40:46:07	Jesse [GM]	this monumental discovery and you guys did great
05:40:41:02	05:40:50:20	Brin [Basil]	Spend 20 minutes on that as many sessions as it takes
05:40:45:06	05:40:45:24	Chris [TBD]	Awesome.
05:40:47:12	05:40:50:12	Chris [TBD]	Utatio’s our man. The brother of Terry!
05:40:51:11	05:40:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	As many sessions let’s draw this out
05:40:51:15	05:40:53:07	Chris [TBD]	We finally learned his name.
05:40:52:24	05:40:57:15	Brin [Basil]	Whatever we have to do To drag this the fk out
05:40:58:27	05:41:01:22	Steve [Nortle]	considering how hard it was for us to get going
05:40:59:27	05:41:04:10	Chris [TBD]	Jesse, well done. It was fun seeing your story coming together.
05:41:01:15	05:41:12:03	Brin [Basil]	Yeah fantastic work it’s so
05:41:07:10	05:41:14:19	Jesse [GM]	the whole time with no like connection to anything and then i was like oh crap i was all gonna come together at the very end i’m sorry
05:41:09:22	05:41:10:29	Chris [TBD]	I know. Sorry.
05:41:12:03	05:41:19:21	Brin [Basil]	hard to know yeah that’s how all the greatest movies of
05:41:14:10	05:41:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	oh no
05:41:15:00	05:41:19:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s kind of how mine went, too. Everything came together at the head.
05:41:19:21	05:41:31:12	Brin [Basil]	all time are mm -hmm yep
05:41:23:17	05:41:30:16	Steve [Nortle]	You got swears.
05:41:25:19	05:41:33:13	Dave [Xeros]	that’s where it’s just like chef’s kiss salt bay you got it good job
05:41:32:24	05:41:38:12	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks to anyone who’s still up with us and thanks for watching.
05:41:35:05	05:41:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	hey
05:41:35:29	05:41:39:29	Jesse [GM]	thank you great job
05:41:37:23	05:41:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	you can also rewatch it on youtube or twitch if you want
05:41:40:23	05:41:47:10	Steve [Nortle]	How could you not want to watch this again and just be like take that, Brendel!
05:41:41:08	05:41:45:23	Brin [Basil]	dang right just hours and hours
05:41:42:01	05:41:43:21	Chris [TBD]	Only for a couple weeks though.
05:41:42:19	05:41:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:41:46:24	05:41:50:27	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, guess what? There’s a lot of really good jokes in the first hour.
05:41:47:12	05:41:48:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:41:48:19	05:41:56:12	Jesse [GM]	the pg 13 rating is first hour
05:41:50:13	05:41:58:20	Brin [Basil]	that’s right I think
05:41:51:24	05:42:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	There I guess it’s calling it that as a stretch. Yeah, at this point we’re hitting HBL
05:41:52:04	05:41:53:22	Chris [TBD]	We were on a roll.
05:41:58:20	05:42:08:10	Brin [Basil]	that’s TV MA I accidentally said the
05:42:00:13	05:42:01:01	Chris [TBD]	TVMA.
05:42:03:07	05:42:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	levels here.
05:42:06:01	05:42:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	Well, the DM corrected his non-swearing into swearing. It’s getting really good.
05:42:06:07	05:42:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	You did
05:42:08:10	05:42:17:03	Brin [Basil]	poison is taking
05:42:08:13	05:42:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	shouting at normal.
05:42:12:29	05:42:13:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:42:13:15	05:42:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s getting really good.
05:42:14:27	05:42:22:28	Chris [TBD]	Thanks for joining us. we should probably start posting the next time we’re going to stream, huh?
05:42:24:08	05:42:26:13	Chris [TBD]	We’ll let you know. I have no idea
05:42:24:11	05:42:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yes.
05:42:24:11	05:42:30:29	Brin [Basil]	yep it will be soon because Halloween is only a few more I mean October’s only if you are weeks
05:42:30:27	05:42:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yes.
05:42:31:29	05:42:33:02	Jesse [GM]	peace
05:42:33:27	05:42:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
05:42:34:24	05:42:35:15	Chris [TBD]	Thank you
05:42:35:23	05:42:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	Great job Jesse.

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