Meganacle Pride
Jesse as GM · Steve as Nortle · Dave as Xeros · Chris as TBD · Brin as Basil
Meganacle Pride
Session start TC: 02:43:00:15 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4199 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)
| TC In | TC Out | Speaker | Dialogue |
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| 02:43:00:15 | 02:43:07:16 | Steve [Nortle] | And it blew my mind. So I told my students about this, I’ve told them every year you know |
| 02:43:00:15 | 02:43:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, we |
| 02:43:02:19 | 02:43:08:28 | Jesse [GM] | Wow, that’s crazy. Shakespeare is like onions. |
| 02:43:07:16 | 02:43:14:17 | Steve [Nortle] | this yeah it’s got layers and so my students have to put together |
| 02:43:14:17 | 02:43:21:20 | Steve [Nortle] | like a recreate they have to recreate one of the scenes from the play for like their end -of -unit project so they like everything |
| 02:43:20:10 | 02:43:38:03 | Chris [TBD] | live. I’m |
| 02:43:21:20 | 02:43:33:17 | Steve [Nortle] | and so to troll me one of my students a couple years ago give me that onion! They didn’t have an onion so they only had like onion flakes |
| 02:43:28:29 | 02:43:29:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:43:33:17 | 02:43:42:09 | Steve [Nortle] | you know and so like they’ve got like dehydrated onion herbs that they pour |
| 02:43:38:03 | 02:43:42:16 | Chris [TBD] | turning it down right now but the volume level is good. |
| 02:43:42:09 | 02:43:49:14 | Steve [Nortle] | into the water just I was so tempted to fail that kid out of principle yeah |
| 02:43:50:16 | 02:43:58:10 | Jesse [GM] | That’s awesome. Oh dang yeah that’s pretty rough… Hey we are on air! |
| 02:43:52:27 | 02:44:01:20 | Brin [Basil] | from us. We’re alive! |
| 02:43:59:07 | 02:44:28:14 | Chris [TBD] | live! Yeah i will please! |
| 02:43:59:08 | 02:44:01:05 | Dave [Xeros] | were back yeah! Hey! |
| 02:44:04:12 | 02:44:08:07 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, I thought you just whispered, save me. |
| 02:44:09:08 | 02:44:11:06 | Steve [Nortle] | look straight into the camera |
| 02:44:10:16 | 02:44:12:03 | Jesse [GM] | Call for help in the camera. |
| 02:44:13:10 | 02:44:21:22 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, we are back. Welcome to another episode of our D &D game on boardroom underscore IO. |
| 02:44:21:13 | 02:44:24:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. Whatever you want to call it. Yeah! |
| 02:44:23:09 | 02:44:23:22 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah! |
| 02:44:24:17 | 02:44:27:08 | Steve [Nortle] | we’re all about marketing baby |
| 02:44:24:28 | 02:44:26:00 | Jesse [GM] | We’re the ones. That’s US. |
| 02:44:27:15 | 02:44:27:26 | Jesse [GM] | Uh-huh. |
| 02:44:28:09 | 02:44:39:08 | Brin [Basil] | anyone who wants to be our sponsor you can volunteer we won’t even |
| 02:44:28:14 | 02:44:48:08 | Chris [TBD] | Desperation |
| 02:44:33:06 | 02:44:38:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Anyone who knows anything about marketing please come help us. |
| 02:44:39:08 | 02:44:49:27 | Brin [Basil] | take your free stuff we’ll give it back. I’m just trying to work the art of |
| 02:44:42:01 | 02:44:46:25 | Jesse [GM] | Is the desperation part of our brand? Are we just weaving that right in from the go? |
| 02:44:48:18 | 02:44:57:08 | Jesse [GM] | please help nice i think steve has some bra scraps he’s gonna show off to get us some more |
| 02:44:49:27 | 02:44:57:16 | Brin [Basil] | female negotiation you know? Unfortunately |
| 02:44:55:16 | 02:44:56:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:44:57:16 | 02:45:06:11 | Brin [Basil] | you know what, I’m not gonna come because the only thing i have say is nothing. |
| 02:44:58:01 | 02:44:59:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m trying |
| 02:45:04:23 | 02:45:09:29 | Jesse [GM] | cool okay all right then we’ll jump into everything thanks for everybody |
| 02:45:06:11 | 02:45:18:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s |
| 02:45:09:29 | 02:45:17:23 | Jesse [GM] | who’s watching this is going to be great we’re happy to be back um sorry very serious epic music |
| 02:45:13:29 | 02:45:15:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Very serious music right now. |
| 02:45:17:23 | 02:45:27:21 | Jesse [GM] | i selected epic yeah you guys just walked out of your first lecture at the school of idios and so epic music that’s just |
| 02:45:18:11 | 02:45:18:17 | Brin [Basil] | right |
| 02:45:27:15 | 02:45:36:05 | Chris [TBD] | You guys all walk out and realize, where’s TBD? And you go back in it. He’s sound asleep right where you left him sitting at the desk. |
| 02:45:36:20 | 02:45:44:22 | Dave [Xeros] | oh yeah i mean he’s he’s not hard to miss by any means how many does he have |
| 02:45:37:06 | 02:45:37:22 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 02:45:41:14 | 02:45:44:00 | Steve [Nortle] | with all that illegal facial hair |
| 02:45:43:18 | 02:45:46:25 | Brin [Basil] | Does he have, let’s look at the back of it. |
| 02:45:44:10 | 02:45:45:12 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, that’s right. |
| 02:45:44:22 | 02:45:53:07 | Dave [Xeros] | does does he has like a special desk though i mean because he is yeah i Mean Like He Goes Into A Classroom and They Have Bring In A Special |
| 02:45:48:09 | 02:45:49:11 | Chris [TBD] | You’d have to, right? |
| 02:45:53:07 | 02:45:56:26 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s that one kid in fifth grade that was just bigger than everyone else |
| 02:45:55:15 | 02:45:59:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. Huge. And a big chair. Yeah. |
| 02:45:58:22 | 02:45:59:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:45:58:22 | 02:46:00:00 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:45:59:29 | 02:46:01:12 | Jesse [GM] | that’s TBD |
| 02:46:00:26 | 02:46:04:08 | Chris [TBD] | And it’s mostly animals at the school, too. If I remember right? |
| 02:46:05:08 | 02:46:15:19 | Jesse [GM] | yeah well there’s quite a diverse population at the school yes but a lot of animals are here at the schools so some of you fit in pretty well um but yeah you’ve just left |
| 02:46:15:19 | 02:46:27:07 | Jesse [GM] | your first lecture when we left off last time you guys got oriented to the school you signed the honor code which has some uh important details uh that |
| 02:46:23:19 | 02:46:25:09 | Steve [Nortle] | important details |
| 02:46:27:07 | 02:46:35:21 | Jesse [GM] | you may need to remember um about your physical appearance basically because everything the honor |
| 02:46:38:05 | 02:46:44:01 | Steve [Nortle] | directly targeted to make it hard for everyone except the reptile |
| 02:46:45:20 | 02:46:53:09 | Jesse [GM] | um uh |
| 02:46:46:27 | 02:46:49:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t wear my tricorn hat |
| 02:46:50:22 | 02:46:51:18 | Chris [TBD] | Why not? |
| 02:46:55:20 | 02:47:03:18 | Steve [Nortle] | yes it’s political speech don’t allow that let’s see uh no facial hair |
| 02:46:55:26 | 02:46:56:18 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right! |
| 02:46:59:17 | 02:47:01:21 | Brin [Basil] | It makes him look like a clean pet kid. |
| 02:47:03:18 | 02:47:12:24 | Steve [Nortle] | no tattoos no alcohol no cohabitation curfew at nightfall no shorts or cargo pants so actually i think i’m still okay |
| 02:47:05:13 | 02:47:06:29 | Brin [Basil] | Hopefully no-one catches that |
| 02:47:12:20 | 02:47:22:25 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m pretty sure i took my cargo pants off did they give me something else to wear besides the cargo pants because it doesn’t say you can just not wear pants. |
| 02:47:12:21 | 02:47:17:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you can yeah you Can wear your hat Yeah, you did. Yeah I don’t know |
| 02:47:23:03 | 02:47:23:22 | Chris [TBD] | got to have pants. |
| 02:47:24:09 | 02:47:28:24 | Dave [Xeros] | No, it does not say that at all until you have to wear pants It says you can’t wear cargo pants |
| 02:47:25:14 | 02:47:28:22 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah that would be an implied rule |
| 02:47:29:13 | 02:47:36:28 | Chris [TBD] | Every door in the School of Idiots has a little sign-off It says no shirt, No service. |
| 02:47:36:25 | 02:47:38:22 | Steve [Nortle] | no shirt, no pants |
| 02:47:37:26 | 02:47:40:13 | Dave [Xeros] | no shirt. It doesn’t say anything about pants |
| 02:47:40:01 | 02:47:41:15 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah exactly that’s my point |
| 02:47:40:12 | 02:47:44:25 | Jesse [GM] | yeah uh yeah i don’t know |
| 02:47:41:21 | 02:47:44:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Donald Duck is he’s fine |
| 02:47:43:08 | 02:47:44:01 | Chris [TBD] | totally good |
| 02:47:44:22 | 02:47:46:02 | Brin [Basil] | Totally good. |
| 02:47:46:17 | 02:47:48:01 | Chris [TBD] | Mickey though? Mickey’s not |
| 02:47:48:20 | 02:48:00:02 | Jesse [GM] | but let’s say for the sake of all our mental health you have underwear on you’ve got some |
| 02:47:52:29 | 02:47:54:03 | Steve [Nortle] | I have a robe |
| 02:47:54:17 | 02:47:55:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:47:54:26 | 02:48:01:18 | Brin [Basil] | For then you have three hats they gave me a rope but I wouldn’t support it. |
| 02:47:55:06 | 02:47:56:15 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 02:47:57:29 | 02:48:04:17 | Dave [Xeros] | They gave me a robe but I was short when I got the robes and when I grew it became a high water robe |
| 02:47:59:15 | 02:48:01:15 | Steve [Nortle] | but I was short |
| 02:48:04:14 | 02:48:05:17 | Jesse [GM] | they’re kind of like |
| 02:48:06:09 | 02:48:07:27 | Brin [Basil] | I want a rope. |
| 02:48:06:22 | 02:48:13:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah okay all right so i i have like cutoffs like jean cutoffs |
| 02:48:06:26 | 02:48:09:16 | Jesse [GM] | you look like a never nude student |
| 02:48:08:16 | 02:48:11:11 | Steve [Nortle] | blood pants but in robe form |
| 02:48:12:25 | 02:48:14:20 | Jesse [GM] | there’s a lot of thigh |
| 02:48:15:02 | 02:48:18:08 | Steve [Nortle] | never nude wait are you are you a never nude |
| 02:48:16:11 | 02:48:24:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s a lot of… Does your does your robe have a slit? |
| 02:48:18:26 | 02:48:21:15 | Chris [TBD] | I didn’t see you at the convention last year |
| 02:48:21:09 | 02:48:22:26 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s dozens of us |
| 02:48:24:21 | 02:48:31:10 | Dave [Xeros] | it actually has like the pockets hanging down underneath the the cutoff area right |
| 02:48:25:06 | 02:48:36:26 | Brin [Basil] | Oh that |
| 02:48:31:24 | 02:48:33:06 | Jesse [GM] | yes that’s right |
| 02:48:32:11 | 02:48:42:06 | Dave [Xeros] | the cut off and then the white pocket is kind of okay I can get on board with this Yeah. Guys, look at how hot my legs look. |
| 02:48:35:07 | 02:48:36:15 | Jesse [GM] | below the robes |
| 02:48:36:26 | 02:48:38:21 | Brin [Basil] | is some classy shat. |
| 02:48:38:22 | 02:48:39:22 | Chris [TBD] | I’m digging it |
| 02:48:40:02 | 02:48:40:20 | Jesse [GM] | yep |
| 02:48:42:06 | 02:48:43:01 | Chris [TBD] | Righteous brother |
| 02:48:43:23 | 02:48:45:23 | Dave [Xeros] | You showing a little leg at school? |
| 02:48:43:23 | 02:48:53:18 | Jesse [GM] | you guys had to kind of turn in a lot your stuff lock them into the blockers put a spell on the locker or something some sort of lock |
| 02:48:51:13 | 02:49:03:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah I did. Protection spell. It’s basically a vortex spell that if someone tries to reach into my pants they actually get sucked all the way into my pants and |
| 02:48:53:26 | 02:48:54:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Shenanigans. |
| 02:49:03:08 | 02:49:07:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll actually have to pull them out at some point but |
| 02:49:07:09 | 02:49:08:25 | Chris [TBD] | I mean, he asked for it. |
| 02:49:09:05 | 02:49:11:05 | Dave [Xeros] | to get pulled out of my pants. |
| 02:49:11:13 | 02:49:14:08 | Chris [TBD] | Is this acceptable, J. Frankie? |
| 02:49:15:08 | 02:49:17:27 | Chris [TBD] | We got a commenter asking to see some more legs. |
| 02:49:18:23 | 02:49:19:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh okay. |
| 02:49:18:29 | 02:49:20:11 | Steve [Nortle] | sky’s out thighs out |
| 02:49:20:08 | 02:49:20:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:49:20:25 | 02:49:21:09 | Jesse [GM] | away |
| 02:49:22:04 | 02:49:23:08 | Chris [TBD] | Stop! It’s working! |
| 02:49:23:06 | 02:49:24:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:49:23:16 | 02:49:27:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:49:26:22 | 02:49:29:21 | Brin [Basil] | He loves big toes. Zoom in. |
| 02:49:29:17 | 02:49:31:27 | Chris [TBD] | Oh gosh, Haley has the biggest toe… |
| 02:49:33:07 | 02:49:35:21 | Chris [TBD] | Haley has the biggest big toe I’ve ever seen, guys. |
| 02:49:37:12 | 02:49:38:14 | Brin [Basil] | Pregnant women! |
| 02:49:38:25 | 02:49:40:11 | Chris [TBD] | No, it’s before pregnancy! |
| 02:49:41:09 | 02:49:48:09 | Brin [Basil] | Well, I bet you my thumb’s bigger than yours. I have the biggest thumbs in the world. |
| 02:49:46:01 | 02:49:56:27 | Jesse [GM] | amazing okay um so just to uh reiterate a couple things before you guys get started you’ve made it into the school the purpose the or the reason why you |
| 02:49:48:03 | 02:49:49:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, that’s pretty big. |
| 02:49:48:24 | 02:49:49:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:49:56:27 | 02:50:08:08 | Jesse [GM] | are here at the school is that you have to pass this standard knowledge you have to pass the history of church course in order to get into a temple which is kind of where you’re trying to go |
| 02:50:09:21 | 02:50:20:26 | Jesse [GM] | um you’re looking for clues there’s been a couple disappear disappearances and you are looking to see it figure out what happened to those people while trying past the course those are your |
| 02:50:14:26 | 02:50:15:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 02:50:20:26 | 02:50:21:25 | Jesse [GM] | two main objectives |
| 02:50:23:15 | 02:50:33:10 | Jesse [GM] | and you’ve bumped into some fun characters along the way who might pop up here again at the school but for now you have just finished your first course. You are in the |
| 02:50:33:10 | 02:50:38:14 | Jesse [GM] | lower to my right corner over there near the administration building that is the |
| 02:50:39:04 | 02:50:50:11 | Jesse [GM] | School of Sorcery where two of your amulets, you guys belong to this house so you’re currently there. You can see where the other houses are located. You too are part of the School of |
| 02:50:43:15 | 02:50:43:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 02:50:50:11 | 02:51:01:01 | Jesse [GM] | Combat which is just north where the Meganackle is located and yeah you’ve just left class And I think, oh no. |
| 02:50:53:10 | 02:50:54:19 | Dave [Xeros] | The Meganackle? |
| 02:51:01:07 | 02:51:06:01 | Jesse [GM] | Did we walk to the dorms last time? Because we passed this statue. Oh, we did your orientation. |
| 02:51:04:02 | 02:51:04:26 | Dave [Xeros] | We passed this actually. |
| 02:51:04:15 | 02:51:08:19 | Chris [TBD] | We were right on the way to the dorms because we went to class first. |
| 02:51:08:27 | 02:51:10:08 | Jesse [GM] | That’s right. Okay, cool. |
| 02:51:10:07 | 02:51:15:21 | Chris [TBD] | Now wait, I’m so sorry. What was the name of the amulet that you gave TBD? |
| 02:51:16:11 | 02:51:18:01 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s just for the school of sorcery. |
| 02:51:18:02 | 02:51:28:11 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, it’s just kind of you’re… Uh, I don’t think I gave him a name. No, I mean, yeah, it just has the symbol of sorcery on it. |
| 02:51:19:02 | 02:51:25:03 | Chris [TBD] | I just want to remember the name with it. It didn’t have a school name? Okay, got it. Cool. |
| 02:51:28:07 | 02:51:29:22 | Steve [Nortle] | and clergy |
| 02:51:28:20 | 02:51:29:19 | Chris [TBD] | Got it, yep, yep. |
| 02:51:30:13 | 02:51:38:16 | Jesse [GM] | And clergy. Sorcery and clergy. They’re kind of one in the same school videos. Yes. but everybody has to take religion courses because that’s the type of school |
| 02:51:39:14 | 02:51:41:14 | Dave [Xeros] | We go to. That’s alright, yeah. |
| 02:51:39:23 | 02:51:41:02 | Jesse [GM] | that this is. |
| 02:51:40:21 | 02:51:41:03 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 02:51:42:24 | 02:51:43:08 | Jesse [GM] | Okay |
| 02:51:43:06 | 02:51:44:22 | Chris [TBD] | I’m so excited to see where this goes. |
| 02:51:43:12 | 02:51:47:03 | Brin [Basil] | Instead of saying what are you studying? You just wear a necklace. |
| 02:51:45:22 | 02:51:46:07 | Jesse [GM] | Yes |
| 02:51:47:10 | 02:51:47:24 | Jesse [GM] | Exactly |
| 02:51:49:05 | 02:51:49:19 | Jesse [GM] | So |
| 02:51:51:03 | 02:51:52:21 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s not with cargo pants you should be fine |
| 02:51:52:18 | 02:52:04:08 | Jesse [GM] | you should be okay Just to remind you today is Monday, you’ve taken your first course You have the rest of the day you need to go start your elective courses These are basically where your beats are going to come into play |
| 02:52:05:03 | 02:52:13:16 | Jesse [GM] | But you’ll have to get moving on those soon uh before your examination kind of have to master those before thursday and you’ll have a few |
| 02:52:13:16 | 02:52:24:13 | Jesse [GM] | attempts to do so um but that is probably a good place to start there’s the library which is also located in the center of campus i think i told you this center region this sort |
| 02:52:14:12 | 02:52:14:28 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yeah. |
| 02:52:24:13 | 02:52:34:20 | Jesse [GM] | of observatory on top here below this is basically the library so if you wanted to go study if you want to go investigate look for clues learn more preparation for the exam |
| 02:52:41:16 | 02:52:43:21 | Brin [Basil] | Like right off the bat That’s probably what we should do. |
| 02:52:47:05 | 02:52:52:09 | Chris [TBD] | right? Okay. |
| 02:52:48:14 | 02:52:54:12 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you’ve taken your first course so it’s just before noon or something yep yep did your whole orientation |
| 02:52:56:06 | 02:52:57:19 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m down with it, let’s do it. |
| 02:52:59:22 | 02:53:08:15 | Dave [Xeros] | way i mean did we so we stayed overnight already we like hung out in the dorms or we just we just got there early in the morning it’s the same day We just got the registration. |
| 02:53:09:16 | 02:53:10:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, all right? |
| 02:53:11:08 | 02:53:12:20 | Chris [TBD] | Is Morty still with us? |
| 02:53:14:27 | 02:53:20:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, the ship Yep But yeah, I’ll make sure I am. |
| 02:53:16:09 | 02:53:26:17 | Brin [Basil] | Oh okay so we’re talking long rest or short |
| 02:53:16:09 | 02:53:19:07 | Jesse [GM] | so you should be fully rested for everything right |
| 02:53:18:08 | 02:53:19:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Good, okay. |
| 02:53:20:29 | 02:53:25:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Because I mean every time I go into a library I tend to get by it so… |
| 02:53:26:09 | 02:53:27:19 | Chris [TBD] | Long rest. |
| 02:53:29:19 | 02:53:31:18 | Chris [TBD] | Is Morty still with us? |
| 02:53:33:26 | 02:53:36:06 | Chris [TBD] | He took us to the class |
| 02:53:36:24 | 02:53:37:29 | Steve [Nortle] | took us to orientation |
| 02:53:40:22 | 02:53:51:13 | Steve [Nortle] | but I don’ t have anything else about him in the note he seemed really nervous about something |
| 02:53:44:13 | 02:53:45:23 | Chris [TBD] | he just took us |
| 02:53:46:05 | 02:53:48:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m pretty sure he’d want to be done with this at this point. |
| 02:53:50:19 | 02:53:52:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, he was really nervous. |
| 02:53:52:13 | 02:53:58:26 | Steve [Nortle] | I wrote, Morty gives us a welcoming ceremony. We get into the houses. We have classes soon. |
| 02:53:58:22 | 02:54:01:16 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, library |
| 02:54:02:19 | 02:54:03:25 | Dave [Xeros] | To the library! |
| 02:54:04:15 | 02:54:07:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. Last time we were here, I got a nice coloring book. |
| 02:54:08:24 | 02:54:18:19 | Jesse [GM] | you did okay you go to library this library operates very much in the same way as the previous one of the city so you roll basically to determine if you acquire the knowledge that |
| 02:54:14:04 | 02:54:14:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 02:54:18:19 | 02:54:28:14 | Jesse [GM] | you’re singing right so you choose the skill role and if you’re successful the library could deliver information that’s helpful to you okay so and we’ll kind of speed this up a little bit more |
| 02:54:25:04 | 02:54:25:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 02:54:28:14 | 02:54:34:13 | Jesse [GM] | than we did last time last time was the link spoke a bit faster okay um so you walk into |
| 02:54:34:13 | 02:54:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | the library there’s a number of students there’s uh the very similar raven that was at the city library is also here at this library, because |
| 02:54:46:03 | 02:54:47:06 | Jesse [GM] | characters are hard. |
| 02:54:47:06 | 02:54:48:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:54:49:02 | 02:54:49:19 | Jesse [GM] | Okay? |
| 02:54:50:04 | 02:54:51:01 | Chris [TBD] | Nevermore |
| 02:54:51:14 | 02:54:53:01 | Jesse [GM] | Nevermore! Yep. |
| 02:54:52:16 | 02:55:01:16 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s like the… Oh, I can’t remember the guy’s name if you’ve ever seen The Amazing World of Dumball. There’s one employee who works at every store in the entire town. |
| 02:55:00:06 | 02:55:06:05 | Chris [TBD] | You mean Peppa Pig Mrs. Rabbit, same thing? |
| 02:55:05:03 | 02:55:11:02 | Steve [Nortle] | No, I don’t have children that young so when I watch cartoons |
| 02:55:07:16 | 02:55:08:00 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah, okay. |
| 02:55:08:02 | 02:55:09:23 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, I don’t know that one. |
| 02:55:11:17 | 02:55:18:20 | Steve [Nortle] | stand oh yeah that’s actually what i raised |
| 02:55:12:01 | 02:55:12:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:55:13:04 | 02:55:17:27 | Dave [Xeros] | has to like invader zims entry level and then it goes from there |
| 02:55:19:01 | 02:55:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | really? okay |
| 02:55:19:18 | 02:55:25:25 | Chris [TBD] | Now should I be asking for something specific or should I just roll and get what I get? |
| 02:55:27:20 | 02:55:36:28 | Jesse [GM] | Um, yeah you’re basically uh, yeah, you’re kind of deciding if you want to study for the exam, just like kind of scriptural knowledge or if you’re looking for clues, maybe information |
| 02:55:36:01 | 02:55:39:27 | Chris [TBD] | I’m looking for clues. Yeah, I’m lookin’ for clues definitely. |
| 02:55:40:15 | 02:55:49:13 | Steve [Nortle] | wanting to um do better i want i want to do well on my tests so i want To Do Church History |
| 02:55:49:13 | 02:55:55:29 | Steve [Nortle] | no I’m not as a tortle there we go um so you know church history for dum-dums |
| 02:55:50:06 | 02:56:02:00 | Dave [Xeros] | as a tortle yeah that’s in the yellow book section anything yellow book section yes |
| 02:55:58:15 | 02:55:59:21 | Chris [TBD] | Yes you got a load of luck. |
| 02:55:58:23 | 02:56:09:19 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah i need the yellow book section well i have incredible grabbing abilities |
| 02:56:01:14 | 02:56:06:03 | Jesse [GM] | yeah they totally have that here yep except all the books are flying around you have to grab them |
| 02:56:02:03 | 02:56:03:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:56:09:23 | 02:56:11:10 | Chris [TBD] | Maybe that’s what your skill is. |
| 02:56:11:04 | 02:56:15:20 | Steve [Nortle] | and i should uh like nunchucks knock them out of the sky |
| 02:56:16:18 | 02:56:18:07 | Dave [Xeros] | His skills are grabby’s. |
| 02:56:17:12 | 02:56:22:22 | Steve [Nortle] | i’ve been reading a lot of ninja tracks i have standards |
| 02:56:18:04 | 02:56:22:28 | Jesse [GM] | awesome okay uh let’s have all of you |
| 02:56:20:08 | 02:56:20:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 02:56:20:28 | 02:56:24:06 | Chris [TBD] | And you didn’t even comment And you didn’t even comment on my keyboard. |
| 02:56:24:16 | 02:56:29:19 | Steve [Nortle] | i tried but my internet sucked so i wasn’t able to get what i needed it had to be a gift |
| 02:56:28:25 | 02:56:29:09 | Jesse [GM] | let’s |
| 02:56:30:24 | 02:56:38:01 | Jesse [GM] | have all of you roll for just kind of a general exam roll. You’re probably all interested in like, kind of church knowledge, church history |
| 02:56:32:24 | 02:56:43:28 | Brin [Basil] | though and I just rolled a nat one |
| 02:56:38:04 | 02:56:38:15 | Chris [TBD] | Ho! |
| 02:56:39:23 | 02:56:40:23 | Chris [TBD] | Nat 20. |
| 02:56:40:28 | 02:56:42:10 | Dave [Xeros] | You started on a nat20? |
| 02:56:41:29 | 02:56:43:00 | Chris [TBD] | Nat 20 |
| 02:56:43:00 | 02:57:01:05 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yeah. |
| 02:56:44:01 | 02:56:45:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Are we… |
| 02:56:44:23 | 02:56:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | Wow |
| 02:56:44:28 | 02:56:47:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so you’re starting off small. |
| 02:56:46:21 | 02:56:47:05 | Jesse [GM] | Wow |
| 02:56:46:27 | 02:56:50:15 | Dave [Xeros] | So this is just a straight roll, so we’re not adding anything to it? Okay. |
| 02:56:48:20 | 02:56:58:05 | Jesse [GM] | Just a straight roll Yep, just this one What did you get? 14 Okay, we’ll give both of you knowledge point |
| 02:56:50:26 | 02:56:52:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, straight? Okay, nine. |
| 02:56:54:03 | 02:56:54:18 | Dave [Xeros] | 14. |
| 02:56:58:09 | 02:57:00:24 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s, I mean, sorceress, right? Am I right? |
| 02:56:59:21 | 02:57:00:20 | Jesse [GM] | Yep, sorcerers |
| 02:57:02:27 | 02:57:05:27 | Chris [TBD] | So, so whoo Who, who, who |
| 02:57:04:25 | 02:57:07:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Hoop!” The source of all knowledge |
| 02:57:10:10 | 02:57:14:17 | Jesse [GM] | gives you uh some more scriptural text um |
| 02:57:18:03 | 02:57:27:16 | Dave [Xeros] | looking at like cross comparison like uh scriptural knowledge i’m trying to figure out you know which stories are actually correct how they’re being told right |
| 02:57:27:16 | 02:57:32:26 | Dave [Xeros] | so like you have one version of it then you have another version and i want i just want the truth |
| 02:57:32:03 | 02:57:34:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, you’re looking for comparative hermeneutics. |
| 02:57:34:01 | 02:57:34:18 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 02:57:36:04 | 02:57:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | This is English major, are we? |
| 02:57:39:16 | 02:57:40:18 | Jesse [GM] | good with numbers but |
| 02:57:40:26 | 02:57:43:18 | Steve [Nortle] | I am great with numbers! I really am, I promise. |
| 02:57:42:11 | 02:57:46:10 | Brin [Basil] | You better believe that vocabulary is locked and loaded. |
| 02:57:45:29 | 02:57:49:08 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m just absolutely speechless right now uh hey |
| 02:57:46:05 | 02:57:52:01 | Chris [TBD] | What he said? |
| 02:57:46:17 | 02:57:47:06 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:57:50:16 | 02:57:55:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah what he said comparative humanudics |
| 02:57:53:27 | 02:57:56:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Comparative hermemeutics! Book, please! |
| 02:57:56:19 | 02:58:06:29 | Dave [Xeros] | can i can i get uh a stack of comparative hermeneutics is it hermoneautics hermineutics |
| 02:57:57:02 | 02:57:59:12 | Chris [TBD] | I would like to prepare To have a new dick 2 |
| 02:58:01:07 | 02:58:02:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Sorry, no co-ed visits. |
| 02:58:05:10 | 02:58:05:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Hermeneutic. |
| 02:58:07:05 | 02:58:14:23 | Dave [Xeros] | okay but let’s let’s yeah can we can we read what now yeah okay |
| 02:58:09:19 | 02:58:21:17 | Jesse [GM] | all kinds of things today we’re in school this is perfect okay yeah so um you get sort of the comprehensive view of the story library gives you the story of the exodus |
| 02:58:21:17 | 02:58:31:22 | Jesse [GM] | of the bound folk okay yep uh you know they’re in captivity for a long time and then somebody comes along one of the prophetesses and there’s all these plagues and stuff |
| 02:58:23:15 | 02:58:24:01 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 02:58:24:19 | 02:58:36:28 | Chris [TBD] | you. |
| 02:58:32:09 | 02:58:41:14 | Dave [Xeros] | like the stories about the bound people it just kind of has a lot of like you know kind of yeah it speaks to my uh yeah my flavor of like |
| 02:58:37:24 | 02:58:43:00 | Steve [Nortle] | He has a kind of taste, the kind of smack. |
| 02:58:38:01 | 02:58:39:21 | Jesse [GM] | yeah there’s all kinds of application |
| 02:58:42:08 | 02:58:43:29 | Jesse [GM] | yeah right uh-huh |
| 02:58:42:18 | 02:58:43:25 | Dave [Xeros] | um |
| 02:58:44:15 | 02:58:46:00 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s your Shakespeare quote? |
| 02:58:45:03 | 02:58:47:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh! Oh, bounding? I love to bound. |
| 02:58:47:24 | 02:58:49:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Boink, boink, bark, bark. |
| 02:58:47:29 | 02:58:56:18 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re talking like bound like knots not bound do you like that part too? |
| 02:58:49:11 | 02:58:51:02 | Brin [Basil] | It’s my favorite activity. |
| 02:58:50:15 | 02:58:51:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Your small bunny form. |
| 02:58:53:22 | 02:58:54:09 | Brin [Basil] | Oh. |
| 02:58:56:17 | 02:58:59:13 | Brin [Basil] | No. I’m a herringon. I must be free. |
| 02:58:58:08 | 02:58:59:07 | Jesse [GM] | you notice |
| 02:58:59:27 | 02:59:01:00 | Dave [Xeros] | please be free |
| 02:59:01:04 | 02:59:09:19 | Jesse [GM] | as you guys are reading through these scriptural texts you read uh sort of the last plague that occurs or curse we’ll call them curses |
| 02:59:07:10 | 02:59:08:02 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. |
| 02:59:08:26 | 02:59:09:29 | Dave [Xeros] | curse yeah |
| 02:59:09:19 | 02:59:15:28 | Jesse [GM] | the last curse that occurs with the story of the bound folk and that is this uh destroying |
| 02:59:15:28 | 02:59:25:03 | Jesse [GM] | darkness that comes down and kills uh the firstborn of the city okay um but you notice |
| 02:59:25:03 | 02:59:35:28 | Jesse [GM] | um what happens is the bjornigans yeah this is this is long before björn this is yeah this |
| 02:59:26:20 | 02:59:31:25 | Dave [Xeros] | spelled B -O -R -N or B-J-O already. Because that would be the first Bjorns |
| 02:59:29:23 | 02:59:31:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Bjorn. First Bjorn! |
| 02:59:34:04 | 02:59:35:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, before the Bjorns |
| 02:59:35:28 | 02:59:45:01 | Jesse [GM] | before for the bjorns yeah exactly uh so this is uh the prophetess says om um you read that |
| 02:59:36:20 | 02:59:39:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Before the Bjorn Alright |
| 02:59:45:01 | 02:59:51:23 | Jesse [GM] | in order to protect the bound folk from this darkness uh says i’m actually passed one of |
| 02:59:51:23 | 03:00:03:01 | Jesse [GM] | these a very similar dome to what you see around idios around the city and different places same thing occurs protects them from this darkness as it passes over sort of kills their |
| 03:00:03:01 | 03:00:12:19 | Jesse [GM] | captors right and because you rolled so well net buddy you also notice there’s a prophecy |
| 03:00:08:05 | 03:00:10:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, 20. Nat 20. |
| 03:00:13:05 | 03:00:24:29 | Jesse [GM] | given with this text that says prophecy states that the darkness will one day rise again And that with the help of Salune and a group Of unlikely heroes |
| 03:00:24:29 | 03:00:32:04 | Jesse [GM] | They can turn back The tide of the darkness And righteousness can’t prevail |
| 03:00:32:17 | 03:00:39:03 | Chris [TBD] | Righteous. I think that prophecy means something, guys. |
| 03:00:33:16 | 03:00:34:27 | Jesse [GM] | Righteous Okay |
| 03:00:40:19 | 03:00:51:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Prophecy only means something when a person saying or telling the story is telling it from the correct point of view So you can have like evil and good prophecies right |
| 03:00:51:10 | 03:01:02:08 | Dave [Xeros] | This could be like The bound people could actually be bad guys in this story and then we’re just looking at it Yeah, at the wrong angle. Right? It’s kind of like understanding |
| 03:00:58:20 | 03:00:58:29 | Chris [TBD] | angle |
| 03:01:00:18 | 03:01:02:00 | Chris [TBD] | right |
| 03:01:02:08 | 03:01:07:07 | Dave [Xeros] | this swollen waste versus how everyone else understands it. |
| 03:01:08:08 | 03:01:10:26 | Jesse [GM] | It’s a very scholarly Text |
| 03:01:10:06 | 03:01:10:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:01:11:18 | 03:01:11:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:01:11:27 | 03:01:14:13 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s the power of comparative hermeneutics. |
| 03:01:11:29 | 03:01:21:11 | Chris [TBD] | which we took yes |
| 03:01:13:29 | 03:01:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | It is. Thank you. |
| 03:01:14:27 | 03:01:15:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:01:16:15 | 03:01:27:27 | Jesse [GM] | Awesome So, you guys get a knowledge point for the exam Let’s have you do For the sake of brevity Let’s have you guys, let’s have everybody do a roll for sort of an investigation |
| 03:01:17:07 | 03:01:17:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Praise. |
| 03:01:27:27 | 03:01:34:11 | Jesse [GM] | to see if you can glean any clues to the disappearances, history of new old. |
| 03:01:32:24 | 03:01:35:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Can we add our arcana or anything to that? |
| 03:01:34:29 | 03:01:36:15 | Steve [Nortle] | I changed size. |
| 03:01:36:11 | 03:01:40:09 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, let us do that. Oh yeah, did you roll in at one too? |
| 03:01:38:16 | 03:01:39:29 | Dave [Xeros] | So did… so did you. |
| 03:01:41:04 | 03:01:42:16 | Chris [TBD] | again |
| 03:01:42:26 | 03:01:43:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Holy! |
| 03:01:43:07 | 03:01:44:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, well… |
| 03:01:44:16 | 03:01:49:11 | Steve [Nortle] | You are now the size that he normally is when he rolls one. |
| 03:01:45:17 | 03:01:51:09 | Chris [TBD] | shrink shrink |
| 03:01:47:26 | 03:01:53:10 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s like… yeah, because you’re three feet and now you’re what? A foot and a half? |
| 03:01:51:09 | 03:02:02:04 | Chris [TBD] | the size |
| 03:01:52:29 | 03:02:04:09 | Brin [Basil] | it it’s like compounding effect and so |
| 03:01:53:12 | 03:01:54:28 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s a percentage |
| 03:01:55:27 | 03:01:56:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:01:56:02 | 03:01:58:25 | Steve [Nortle] | well it’s a percentage of your current height so |
| 03:01:58:29 | 03:02:02:17 | Dave [Xeros] | So if it was like 60, then it’s 60 again and then it is 60 again |
| 03:02:02:04 | 03:02:11:08 | Chris [TBD] | of a normal rabbit |
| 03:02:04:09 | 03:02:06:15 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, yeah. I’m literally… |
| 03:02:06:29 | 03:02:07:25 | Steve [Nortle] | you’re like |
| 03:02:07:20 | 03:02:09:28 | Jesse [GM] | You’re already only like four feet tall, right? |
| 03:02:07:22 | 03:02:09:15 | Brin [Basil] | I might be… |
| 03:02:10:29 | 03:02:13:14 | Steve [Nortle] | no, you’re like a baby rabbit |
| 03:02:11:18 | 03:02:14:19 | Brin [Basil] | I’m smaller. I’m a baby rabbit size. |
| 03:02:11:19 | 03:02:12:01 | Dave [Xeros] | inches |
| 03:02:12:20 | 03:02:15:08 | Chris [TBD] | a wascally You will have it. |
| 03:02:15:10 | 03:02:19:16 | Jesse [GM] | oh do your eyes stay big like foul claws when you shrink this small |
| 03:02:19:12 | 03:02:21:11 | Brin [Basil] | Duh. Totally. |
| 03:02:19:16 | 03:02:21:03 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s small enough to |
| 03:02:20:08 | 03:02:24:12 | Steve [Nortle] | her fur remains the same length so she’s poofier than ever |
| 03:02:23:08 | 03:02:23:22 | Brin [Basil] | It’s like… |
| 03:02:24:11 | 03:02:30:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey TBD look we could pack her up and make her a Q-tip clean your ears with her |
| 03:02:25:02 | 03:02:27:21 | Brin [Basil] | I’m one of those really, really… |
| 03:02:29:14 | 03:02:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | What the f? Go ahead and try mother… Go ahead an’ try it! I’ll show you exactly where my fist can fit. |
| 03:02:38:04 | 03:02:40:14 | Dave [Xeros] | testing like a compaction spell on you. |
| 03:02:39:12 | 03:02:40:02 | Chris [TBD] | 23. |
| 03:02:41:04 | 03:02:43:23 | Jesse [GM] | whoa nice okay yeah yeah yeah you can yeah you |
| 03:02:41:07 | 03:02:45:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, TBD loves school! |
| 03:02:41:19 | 03:02:43:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Whoa, okay yeah I haven’t |
| 03:02:47:29 | 03:02:50:10 | Chris [TBD] | Oh I just did an investigation like you asked. |
| 03:02:50:16 | 03:03:01:01 | Jesse [GM] | okay you’re just investigating the disappearances but you can use any skill sorry yeah okay great 23 awesome okay um and you both shrunk nice okay |
| 03:02:51:11 | 03:02:51:26 | Dave [Xeros] | did you shoot it |
| 03:02:54:05 | 03:02:55:08 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to investigate. |
| 03:03:00:18 | 03:03:01:20 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, you got that one too? |
| 03:03:01:01 | 03:03:08:04 | Jesse [GM] | man so the sorcerers the house of sorcery is |
| 03:03:01:21 | 03:03:16:26 | Steve [Nortle] | wasn’t |
| 03:03:02:22 | 03:03:04:16 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, brother and sister. |
| 03:03:03:05 | 03:03:03:10 | Dave [Xeros] | did. |
| 03:03:04:22 | 03:03:07:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Well yeah the sorcerer is Yeah |
| 03:03:09:05 | 03:03:11:14 | Chris [TBD] | So sorry, so sorry, so sorry. |
| 03:03:10:08 | 03:03:16:04 | Jesse [GM] | a little bit more uh educated than the school of combat it seems is that |
| 03:03:13:16 | 03:03:14:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 03:03:16:26 | 03:03:23:16 | Steve [Nortle] | paying attention to what we were supposed to do so you’re like investigate and then |
| 03:03:18:10 | 03:03:20:14 | Chris [TBD] | It just comes natural to us. |
| 03:03:23:16 | 03:03:30:05 | Dave [Xeros] | we almost exploded ourselves across a chasm one time That’s how smart we are Yep |
| 03:03:28:10 | 03:03:30:20 | Jesse [GM] | that’s true a lot of brain power over there yep |
| 03:03:30:22 | 03:03:32:06 | Chris [TBD] | It was gonna work. |
| 03:03:31:15 | 03:03:37:13 | Brin [Basil] | It was going to work. He still is defending that |
| 03:03:33:08 | 03:03:38:12 | Chris [TBD] | it was gonna work |
| 03:03:35:18 | 03:03:36:08 | Steve [Nortle] | do something |
| 03:03:37:13 | 03:03:57:20 | Brin [Basil] | Big surprise there |
| 03:03:38:19 | 03:03:47:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I still believe in it as well. You know what’s going to happen? If we’re at the very end of this campaign, we’re going to use this one thing and it’s going save the day. |
| 03:03:41:04 | 03:03:48:18 | Chris [TBD] | this is gonna be the reason |
| 03:03:48:13 | 03:03:49:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m telling you. |
| 03:03:50:23 | 03:04:00:03 | Jesse [GM] | okay um yeah the library doesn’t really give you to anything sorry um yep uh it’s afraid |
| 03:03:57:21 | 03:04:04:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I rolled a one I don’t deserve that |
| 03:03:57:27 | 03:03:59:11 | Dave [Xeros] | He got another coloring page. |
| 03:04:00:03 | 03:04:03:06 | Jesse [GM] | that you’re gonna it’s afraid that you’ll try and fight the books |
| 03:04:02:22 | 03:04:04:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:04:16 | 03:04:06:21 | Jesse [GM] | he doesn’t want to ruin these these are very important books |
| 03:04:05:10 | 03:04:07:16 | Brin [Basil] | I get a pencil and I start doing this. |
| 03:04:06:22 | 03:04:09:12 | Dave [Xeros] | This is the thing that he was doing The coloring page was pre-colored |
| 03:04:08:15 | 03:04:13:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:09:04 | 03:04:10:13 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:10:25 | 03:04:15:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s just a poster No, it has little kids |
| 03:04:11:11 | 03:04:12:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:12:10 | 03:04:21:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep No, it has like little kid drawings that went outside the lines and everything. So yeah, it’s a used coloring page. |
| 03:04:17:22 | 03:04:19:14 | Chris [TBD] | it’s used |
| 03:04:19:14 | 03:04:37:01 | Chris [TBD] | heck yeah |
| 03:04:21:11 | 03:04:24:13 | Steve [Nortle] | apparently that’s the one thing that really sets me off |
| 03:04:23:08 | 03:04:31:26 | Jesse [GM] | You’re going to get some information. I think we left you with a list last time. Do you have a list somewhere that you can pull out for us? Oh, maybe Steve can reach it right there. |
| 03:04:26:24 | 03:04:28:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I got a list too. |
| 03:04:30:05 | 03:04:33:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll grab it. Hey Steve, can you grab my lists over there? |
| 03:04:34:08 | 03:04:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | You guys are going to get a couple pieces of information because of your rules. |
| 03:04:40:12 | 03:04:44:24 | Jesse [GM] | What’s our quantitative analysis called again? Hubris or what is it? |
| 03:04:44:04 | 03:04:46:11 | Chris [TBD] | it’s hermaphroditus |
| 03:04:45:11 | 03:04:46:17 | Steve [Nortle] | comparative hermeneutics |
| 03:04:46:22 | 03:04:49:12 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, I’m not going to say it anymore, okay? |
| 03:04:49:01 | 03:04:52:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Comparative hermeneutics. All right. |
| 03:04:50:14 | 03:04:52:16 | Jesse [GM] | Quantitative analysis good enough |
| 03:04:52:29 | 03:04:53:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:54:03 | 03:05:01:16 | Jesse [GM] | uh so um TBD you notice as you are sort of studying the history of trinity |
| 03:05:01:16 | 03:05:11:01 | Jesse [GM] | you notice some discrepancies in the church’s version and new old version okay yeah and |
| 03:05:08:14 | 03:05:09:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Comparitive hermoneautics. |
| 03:05:11:01 | 03:05:17:23 | Jesse [GM] | and you glean from these uh she wrote so well um that there are some significant |
| 03:05:20:05 | 03:05:20:24 | Chris [TBD] | omittance |
| 03:05:20:29 | 03:05:25:27 | Jesse [GM] | omittances maybe in uh what was i gonna say um discrepancies |
| 03:05:25:08 | 03:05:26:11 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 03:05:28:23 | 03:05:30:29 | Chris [TBD] | comparative permanifference |
| 03:05:41:23 | 03:05:43:18 | Chris [TBD] | are we talking about old man Jenkins |
| 03:05:43:29 | 03:05:52:16 | Jesse [GM] | man jenkins yes you uh see that there’s it’s not super consistent much of the history paints him |
| 03:05:52:16 | 03:06:02:23 | Jesse [GM] | as sort of a lunatic okay uh um it’s you get some of that from both but it’s definitely more |
| 03:05:54:07 | 03:05:56:10 | Chris [TBD] | and that’s the church version |
| 03:05:59:29 | 03:06:01:02 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 03:06:02:23 | 03:06:09:08 | Jesse [GM] | of the church’s version of him that he was a lunactic that he’s crazy and you read about how |
| 03:06:09:08 | 03:06:15:15 | Jesse [GM] | there was this coup attempt to try and kind of overthrow the church that jenkins led yeah a lot |
| 03:06:13:16 | 03:06:23:14 | Chris [TBD] | is the churches version what other differences hey guys check this out there’s differences |
| 03:06:27:14 | 03:06:34:08 | Chris [TBD] | yeah I got, the church thought he was a big lunatic. New old thought he was just small lunatic |
| 03:06:27:14 | 03:06:28:01 | Dave [Xeros] | look at it? |
| 03:06:34:00 | 03:06:39:03 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so lunatic nonetheless just differing degrees of lunacy |
| 03:06:37:19 | 03:06:41:08 | Brin [Basil] | That is the most TBD thing I have- |
| 03:06:39:22 | 03:06:45:09 | Jesse [GM] | isn’t that one of your albums degrees of lunacy isn’t that |
| 03:06:40:04 | 03:06:41:11 | Steve [Nortle] | comparative lunatic |
| 03:06:44:20 | 03:06:45:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:06:45:01 | 03:06:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | also known as loony tunes |
| 03:06:48:05 | 03:06:49:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:06:49:25 | 03:06:58:27 | Chris [TBD] | And then there was a coup attempt A coup A coup attempt Super cool |
| 03:06:51:20 | 03:07:01:20 | Brin [Basil] | Doodooch! A cockadoodle poo? |
| 03:06:53:18 | 03:06:54:15 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s a coup |
| 03:06:56:05 | 03:06:57:21 | Steve [Nortle] | That sounds cool. |
| 03:06:58:27 | 03:07:08:25 | Chris [TBD] | Super cool No no Q-U-O Super cool |
| 03:06:59:22 | 03:07:00:17 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 03:07:01:04 | 03:07:08:15 | Dave [Xeros] | isn’t that one of your songs super coup yeah but like spelled c-o-u-p oh okay cool |
| 03:07:02:25 | 03:07:03:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Cock-a-doodle, coo! |
| 03:07:11:04 | 03:07:14:29 | Jesse [GM] | and then you also read about Jenkins |
| 03:07:18:04 | 03:07:20:11 | Jesse [GM] | give me a sec |
| 03:07:22:24 | 03:07:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | a sec Got it Sect |
| 03:07:25:25 | 03:07:26:20 | Dave [Xeros] | the uh |
| 03:07:26:02 | 03:07:27:00 | Brin [Basil] | Be careful |
| 03:07:28:19 | 03:07:35:08 | Dave [Xeros] | library needs a sec you know the library went to the bathroom for a second |
| 03:07:31:27 | 03:07:33:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Don’t we all… |
| 03:07:35:26 | 03:07:37:29 | Chris [TBD] | It’s buffering. Yes, that was the word. |
| 03:07:36:21 | 03:07:48:29 | Brin [Basil] | I hear |
| 03:07:36:22 | 03:07:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s bummer |
| 03:07:40:05 | 03:07:41:10 | Jesse [GM] | to deliver to you right now |
| 03:07:42:01 | 03:07:46:28 | Steve [Nortle] | just see it. A little orb just swirling around. |
| 03:07:46:17 | 03:07:47:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:07:49:04 | 03:07:52:21 | Chris [TBD] | I hear if you shake it a bit and click other places it helps. |
| 03:07:50:09 | 03:08:02:04 | Brin [Basil] | You boon to equality |
| 03:07:50:26 | 03:07:55:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I hear he’s on the Vista operating system |
| 03:07:56:06 | 03:07:58:19 | Steve [Nortle] | That explains a great deal! |
| 03:07:59:23 | 03:08:00:17 | Jesse [GM] | sorry |
| 03:08:03:26 | 03:08:05:01 | Chris [TBD] | You’re good man don’t worry. |
| 03:08:05:04 | 03:08:11:06 | Steve [Nortle] | And thanks to Adita Prime for the I love hermanusing comparatively comment. |
| 03:08:12:28 | 03:08:15:19 | Steve [Nortle] | That contributed greatly. Thanks, son. |
| 03:08:14:16 | 03:08:26:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Good, I’m glad We’re all about educating and comparative perimeneutics here I do really want to dig into |
| 03:08:18:10 | 03:08:19:04 | Chris [TBD] | Is that Peter? |
| 03:08:26:14 | 03:08:32:19 | Dave [Xeros] | the Prophet Idius papers by chance learn what he actually wrote versus what’s being told |
| 03:08:32:22 | 03:08:35:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh yeah, that book The Rough Stone Bouncing Randomly Down the Hill |
| 03:08:35:28 | 03:08:37:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah more like into the actual |
| 03:08:39:01 | 03:08:47:02 | Dave [Xeros] | leaflets that he had scribed out not someone interpreting it for me I want to interpret it myself |
| 03:08:42:21 | 03:08:43:05 | Chris [TBD] | That’s |
| 03:08:47:13 | 03:08:59:09 | Jesse [GM] | two other things you glean about jenkins one is in the church’s version of history jenkin seems out to get uh certain individuals namely the |
| 03:08:48:23 | 03:08:51:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Primary Source Research That’s great |
| 03:08:59:09 | 03:09:10:27 | Jesse [GM] | brother of terry and jenkins is just like just after him just like has a huge problem with him he attacks him he has a problem with some of the excursions that he leads in |
| 03:09:10:27 | 03:09:18:26 | Jesse [GM] | the swamp that sort of thing um and he’s making all these sorts of like accusations about him okay but |
| 03:09:18:11 | 03:09:19:16 | Chris [TBD] | the church’s version |
| 03:09:19:12 | 03:09:24:08 | Jesse [GM] | that’s the church’s version um you notice though |
| 03:09:24:06 | 03:09:25:05 | Dave [Xeros] | poor Terry |
| 03:09:26:26 | 03:09:27:25 | Chris [TBD] | according to the church. |
| 03:09:28:08 | 03:09:30:18 | Dave [Xeros] | well I’m just saying no one likes |
| 03:09:31:22 | 03:09:32:23 | Dave [Xeros] | alleged okay |
| 03:09:34:13 | 03:09:45:18 | Jesse [GM] | though when it comes to the accusations the church’s version of the history doesn’t name anything particular like it just kind of states that he just sort of attacks the brother of carrie just generally |
| 03:09:45:18 | 03:09:55:11 | Jesse [GM] | but you notice you notice in from your time at the new old library and maybe a couple references here and there |
| 03:09:46:04 | 03:09:47:24 | Chris [TBD] | source, there’s no footnote |
| 03:09:48:12 | 03:09:50:01 | Dave [Xeros] | so you saw this book |
| 03:09:55:11 | 03:10:01:28 | Jesse [GM] | in the church’s library um there are like one or two instances where he does accuse him of being |
| 03:10:01:28 | 03:10:12:16 | Jesse [GM] | skinwalker right okay skin jogger yeah sorry we don’t talk about it we talk about um okay |
| 03:10:03:03 | 03:10:07:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! Muskin Jogger Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 03:10:12:14 | 03:10:14:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Listen, that’s interesting. TBD. |
| 03:10:12:25 | 03:10:22:19 | Jesse [GM] | do you um eros do you want to look over your list of names that you have |
| 03:10:15:24 | 03:10:16:18 | Chris [TBD] | Isn’t that? |
| 03:10:21:11 | 03:10:22:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh I have it. |
| 03:10:22:19 | 03:10:32:17 | Jesse [GM] | the library has given you this before but it’s like kind of the investigation on the list of missing persons actually yeah wait hand it over here |
| 03:10:26:28 | 03:10:29:04 | Chris [TBD] | And this time it came back highlighted |
| 03:10:32:03 | 03:10:33:00 | Chris [TBD] | Cliff noted |
| 03:10:35:27 | 03:10:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Highlight this. |
| 03:10:36:16 | 03:10:39:10 | Steve [Nortle] | You want to show that whole list to the camera |
| 03:10:40:23 | 03:10:47:25 | Steve [Nortle] | give the viewers at home a sense of the rigorous world building you’ve done |
| 03:10:48:13 | 03:10:50:01 | Jesse [GM] | they know from the amount |
| 03:10:50:22 | 03:10:51:21 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 03:10:53:19 | 03:10:54:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Vista loading times. |
| 03:10:54:07 | 03:10:56:28 | Chris [TBD] | I missed the owl Where’s our candle? |
| 03:10:58:07 | 03:10:59:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Didn’t we have to dim the lights? |
| 03:11:00:08 | 03:11:09:14 | Jesse [GM] | just pretend okay one sec |
| 03:11:00:17 | 03:11:01:10 | Chris [TBD] | No, it’s all good |
| 03:11:09:09 | 03:11:21:08 | Chris [TBD] | So all of this that I’m gleaming though has happened in the past a legend we are in a dome is this another time loop it |
| 03:11:13:10 | 03:11:15:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Well allegedly happened in the past |
| 03:11:20:29 | 03:11:25:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t think we were in a time loop I thought we were in a dream loop before Alright |
| 03:11:21:08 | 03:11:25:00 | Chris [TBD] | was a dream loop it wasn’t |
| 03:11:25:00 | 03:11:36:22 | Chris [TBD] | you were totally right it was |
| 03:11:28:21 | 03:11:38:19 | Dave [Xeros] | but like that’s the thing is in a dream what happened with time did like everything else just pass at the same rate of time and we just loop through the dream okay so it just didn’t |
| 03:11:36:22 | 03:11:47:28 | Chris [TBD] | i mean it exists yeah it gets time gets longer and longer yeah |
| 03:11:38:19 | 03:11:44:26 | Dave [Xeros] | exist okay but so dream logic isn’t you know like inception wise right it’s like go deeper |
| 03:11:47:28 | 03:11:54:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, so I would say one day had passed while we were in there. |
| 03:11:53:23 | 03:11:58:06 | Dave [Xeros] | right so what we’re looking at is in this campaign it’s only been like two weeks |
| 03:11:58:01 | 03:12:01:13 | Chris [TBD] | Pretty much two years into two weeks. |
| 03:12:00:12 | 03:12:03:11 | Brin [Basil] | That is crazy. |
| 03:12:03:22 | 03:12:05:01 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s some time compression |
| 03:12:05:02 | 03:12:15:07 | Chris [TBD] | I was watching one of those YouTube videos with Ginny D., and she was saying, yeah, this campaign we were on, it took us two months to get for two weeks, and I was laughing. |
| 03:12:15:06 | 03:12:20:16 | Steve [Nortle] | you sweet summer child So who makes money off of D&D? |
| 03:12:19:15 | 03:12:21:13 | Jesse [GM] | the slums that we passed |
| 03:12:20:08 | 03:12:21:28 | Chris [TBD] | It makes a lot of money. |
| 03:12:21:15 | 03:12:29:06 | Dave [Xeros] | the commons yeah do you ever need to look it up there’s actually a map on the |
| 03:12:25:28 | 03:12:27:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, that’s what… |
| 03:12:30:23 | 03:12:34:01 | Dave [Xeros] | app right there if you want to zoom in and look at it |
| 03:12:34:12 | 03:12:39:25 | Jesse [GM] | awesome oh my gosh okay keep talking for like five more seconds |
| 03:12:39:13 | 03:12:39:27 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 03:12:40:20 | 03:12:49:25 | Dave [Xeros] | uh, it looks like the library still loading guys um what happens if i type in well or i ask for |
| 03:12:46:22 | 03:12:47:19 | Brin [Basil] | Type it! |
| 03:12:50:10 | 03:12:50:27 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, no. |
| 03:12:52:29 | 03:12:55:03 | Chris [TBD] | What was that book you found in the other library? |
| 03:12:57:01 | 03:12:59:29 | Brin [Basil] | Shhh, snuck that in fool |
| 03:12:57:14 | 03:13:05:19 | Dave [Xeros] | n s f w uh school not no so |
| 03:13:03:01 | 03:13:03:23 | Chris [TBD] | For school. |
| 03:13:09:17 | 03:13:11:06 | Chris [TBD] | You’re looking for |
| 03:13:12:13 | 03:13:13:01 | Chris [TBD] | The |
| 03:13:15:28 | 03:13:17:04 | Chris [TBD] | Sorority Girls |
| 03:13:18:03 | 03:13:19:11 | Dave [Xeros] | gone crazy |
| 03:13:19:09 | 03:13:19:27 | Chris [TBD] | Gone |
| 03:13:21:20 | 03:13:22:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Mild. |
| 03:13:22:10 | 03:13:22:28 | Chris [TBD] | My… |
| 03:13:23:10 | 03:13:26:08 | Brin [Basil] | Fiii I was not expecting that |
| 03:13:24:02 | 03:13:25:04 | Jesse [GM] | gone mild |
| 03:13:24:21 | 03:13:27:00 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s the bra straps right there |
| 03:13:29:07 | 03:13:33:02 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s all just a bunch of nuns in their habits. |
| 03:13:31:24 | 03:13:34:19 | Brin [Basil] | A bunch of bra straps full of fur |
| 03:13:32:01 | 03:13:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | ah all right hey hey put it back oh okay |
| 03:13:34:28 | 03:13:35:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Put it back. |
| 03:13:36:09 | 03:13:38:14 | Brin [Basil] | There’s nothing there but fur |
| 03:13:37:00 | 03:13:43:27 | Jesse [GM] | you want to share with everybody some of the names and things that you glean from your |
| 03:13:37:09 | 03:13:38:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:13:37:18 | 03:13:38:17 | Chris [TBD] | I’m never sure. |
| 03:13:41:13 | 03:13:42:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Share with the class. |
| 03:13:43:01 | 03:13:52:26 | Dave [Xeros] | hey alright hey so i don’t know if this is only source for a material but i don’T know anyone else well that’s the thing is like they I don’t even think you hear me they’re |
| 03:13:49:07 | 03:13:50:26 | Chris [TBD] | Share it with me. Here we go. |
| 03:13:52:26 | 03:14:00:01 | Dave [Xeros] | so small um so at the other at the other at the other library okay |
| 03:13:54:29 | 03:13:58:01 | Steve [Nortle] | We’re just like paper rock scissors. |
| 03:13:55:22 | 03:14:02:28 | Brin [Basil] | I just rolled two nat wands, man. I’m dead. I died. |
| 03:13:59:23 | 03:14:08:17 | Jesse [GM] | actually what happens is the library delivers a book to both of you, but because you’re so small, you’re just working on opening the book. |
| 03:14:04:21 | 03:14:05:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh. |
| 03:14:08:15 | 03:14:09:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:14:10:07 | 03:14:12:08 | Jesse [GM] | That’s all you’re doing. You haven’t read anything. |
| 03:14:11:29 | 03:14:20:16 | Dave [Xeros] | so TBD i got this list of names at the last library and now i i’m now viewing it again with new light |
| 03:14:12:22 | 03:14:14:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Why are these so heavy? |
| 03:14:14:06 | 03:14:14:22 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 03:14:21:18 | 03:14:22:06 | Steve [Nortle] | And knowledge? |
| 03:14:21:22 | 03:14:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | and knowledge that has come from this library um and there’s a lot of uh highlighted names here so we have father idios |
| 03:14:24:16 | 03:14:25:09 | Chris [TBD] | uh-huh |
| 03:14:30:09 | 03:14:32:14 | Brin [Basil] | But seriously, what happens to my clothes when I shrink? |
| 03:14:33:03 | 03:14:35:05 | Steve [Nortle] | They they are them, yeah. |
| 03:14:34:12 | 03:14:37:11 | Brin [Basil] | They shrink with me. Thank goodness. |
| 03:14:34:29 | 03:14:44:28 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah he i think he actually covered that in his um kayla sun veil um erin |
| 03:14:37:10 | 03:14:38:13 | Jesse [GM] | Thank goodness. |
| 03:14:37:14 | 03:14:37:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 03:14:40:19 | 03:14:42:22 | Brin [Basil] | Because this robe is way too comfortable together. |
| 03:14:44:20 | 03:14:46:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t want to lose my hat. |
| 03:14:44:28 | 03:14:49:28 | Dave [Xeros] | good barrel you got a really good look at my uh cutoffs |
| 03:14:49:28 | 03:14:57:06 | Dave [Xeros] | at that size yeah just look uh yeah uh perrin p -e r -r -i -n good barrel |
| 03:14:51:28 | 03:14:53:00 | Chris [TBD] | Perrin with a P |
| 03:14:57:01 | 03:15:07:18 | Jesse [GM] | While you’re saying these names, these ones that have a C next to them, I think Nortle recognizes that these were names that you stumbled across |
| 03:15:07:18 | 03:15:09:03 | Jesse [GM] | in the comments |
| 03:15:09:09 | 03:15:17:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I remember stumbling across some of those in the comments! Yeah, I suppose so! |
| 03:15:14:17 | 03:15:16:26 | Chris [TBD] | oh is this your miniature voice is that what you’re doing |
| 03:15:16:23 | 03:15:28:05 | Jesse [GM] | sure i’m pretty sure nordal was the one well at least you’re the one with the notes so that’s probably why I remember this but basically you remember it that you ran into somebody in the comments who was a little not all |
| 03:15:28:05 | 03:15:34:19 | Jesse [GM] | there when you asked him about his name he gave you three names and they were parts of those three names |
| 03:15:34:17 | 03:15:38:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Kayla Perrin Zareth, Sunveil Goodbarrel and Flameborn |
| 03:15:40:13 | 03:15:43:05 | Dave [Xeros] | So yeah, those are the C words |
| 03:15:45:07 | 03:15:48:13 | Chris [TBD] | Father Idios, Kayla Sunvale, Perrin, Goodbarrel |
| 03:15:50:00 | 03:16:01:15 | Dave [Xeros] | and Zareth are the C words Father Idios and then Old Man Jenkins is also highlighted Jacques Bjorn Levitus Willow Watch Frostwing Echo Frostwing two out |
| 03:16:05:01 | 03:16:06:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, Nereza! |
| 03:16:06:21 | 03:16:10:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Nerezo Belmont and then yeah |
| 03:16:07:16 | 03:16:10:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. My tiefling friend. |
| 03:16:12:02 | 03:16:13:08 | Dave [Xeros] | your teethling friend |
| 03:16:14:14 | 03:16:19:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Thalen Breitbach is also highlighted there’s a lot of other names here but they’re not highlighted |
| 03:16:15:07 | 03:16:22:27 | Chris [TBD] | I was writing them all down but Stopped. |
| 03:16:22:18 | 03:16:23:13 | Dave [Xeros] | you stopped |
| 03:16:24:20 | 03:16:25:25 | Chris [TBD] | You’ve got the list. |
| 03:16:25:16 | 03:16:26:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I do. I have the list |
| 03:16:28:19 | 03:16:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, do they spell something if we put their first letters of their names together? We’ve done that before. |
| 03:16:34:29 | 03:16:38:25 | Dave [Xeros] | let’s ask the library to cross-reference all of these for us real quick |
| 03:16:37:20 | 03:16:40:22 | Jesse [GM] | why don’t we have all of you make one more history check |
| 03:16:40:08 | 03:16:50:13 | Dave [Xeros] | please i’m gonna get um i’m going to give myself bardic inspiration on this |
| 03:16:40:26 | 03:16:48:03 | Steve [Nortle] | There’s no way this will go poorly for me. Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 03:16:44:03 | 03:16:45:04 | Jesse [GM] | don’t roll a 1 |
| 03:16:52:10 | 03:16:52:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:16:53:14 | 03:17:00:04 | Brin [Basil] | fine it’s a two plus 2 I’m still I can |
| 03:16:53:18 | 03:16:54:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:16:55:04 | 03:16:58:05 | Jesse [GM] | okay, you’re still with us you’re alive |
| 03:16:58:13 | 03:17:01:14 | Chris [TBD] | You’re not sunken to the quantum realm. |
| 03:17:00:04 | 03:17:11:26 | Brin [Basil] | I haven’t turned into bacteria oh |
| 03:17:02:03 | 03:17:11:29 | Steve [Nortle] | from like a mathematical possibility if you’re always just doing a percentage of what came before, you can’t ever actually hit zero. |
| 03:17:08:02 | 03:17:09:23 | Chris [TBD] | Gets less and less. |
| 03:17:11:26 | 03:17:20:18 | Brin [Basil] | yeah that’s true right and |
| 03:17:12:27 | 03:17:24:05 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s right because it’s an infinite amount of percentages between one and zero yeah but if you subtract three fingers |
| 03:17:18:09 | 03:17:19:12 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s see what I get. |
| 03:17:20:05 | 03:17:21:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, good job! That’s true! |
| 03:17:21:26 | 03:17:27:26 | Chris [TBD] | Twelve. Can’t always win them. |
| 03:17:24:05 | 03:17:26:01 | Dave [Xeros] | is you still only subtract three fingers. |
| 03:17:27:27 | 03:17:28:29 | Jesse [GM] | can always win them all |
| 03:17:28:12 | 03:17:30:19 | Brin [Basil] | did get four |
| 03:17:29:02 | 03:17:34:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I rolled a 16 but I’m adding two to it with my bardic so it’s an 18. |
| 03:17:30:19 | 03:17:44:01 | Brin [Basil] | technically even |
| 03:17:35:16 | 03:17:36:14 | Steve [Nortle] | a 9 |
| 03:17:37:16 | 03:17:46:22 | Jesse [GM] | that’s progress you guys opened the book that you’re working yeah yeah you took together your combined strength |
| 03:17:37:28 | 03:17:40:09 | Steve [Nortle] | that means I didn’t get a paper cut |
| 03:17:42:13 | 03:17:43:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yay! |
| 03:17:44:01 | 03:17:50:10 | Brin [Basil] | me with a 4 we used one |
| 03:17:46:29 | 03:17:48:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Our powers combined. |
| 03:17:48:25 | 03:17:49:25 | Steve [Nortle] | we’re good siblings |
| 03:17:50:10 | 03:17:59:29 | Brin [Basil] | of our moves like the turtle catapult |
| 03:17:51:21 | 03:17:52:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:17:52:00 | 03:17:53:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:17:53:12 | 03:17:55:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Move 17-E. |
| 03:17:56:04 | 03:17:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Open the book. |
| 03:17:58:07 | 03:18:04:21 | Jesse [GM] | um so because you’re so studious two of you when you put your minds together |
| 03:17:59:29 | 03:18:08:07 | Brin [Basil] | I think that’s the dumbest thing. |
| 03:18:05:01 | 03:18:06:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, uh-huh. |
| 03:18:06:11 | 03:18:10:07 | Jesse [GM] | you succeeded you get to help him a little bit you guys |
| 03:18:12:22 | 03:18:24:00 | Jesse [GM] | especially this comes from you, this is why I’m saying that you helped him. What happens is there’s sort of a timeline to these names when they disappeared They’re kind of put in chronological order |
| 03:18:13:17 | 03:18:18:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Listen here, little bunny going to swap the deck |
| 03:18:24:00 | 03:18:35:02 | Jesse [GM] | and you notice the three names those disappearances align with the time of |
| 03:18:36:03 | 03:18:44:10 | Jesse [GM] | the brother of Terry’s expedition into the swamp or into the swollen waste that ended with him |
| 03:18:40:18 | 03:18:42:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Swollen Waste |
| 03:18:44:10 | 03:18:54:05 | Jesse [GM] | being the only one who returned. And if you recall, Jacques Bjorn later found some of those individuals across the continent. So with this information, with all of this putting it all |
| 03:18:54:05 | 03:19:01:14 | Jesse [GM] | together, you realize this person that you bumped into in the comments is likely one of these |
| 03:19:02:17 | 03:19:07:05 | Jesse [GM] | individuals who was brought back from the other continent from this expedition. |
| 03:19:07:04 | 03:19:10:27 | Chris [TBD] | and this person that we bumped into the commons can you remind me |
| 03:19:11:29 | 03:19:19:12 | Chris [TBD] | what happened with this person where did |
| 03:19:14:08 | 03:19:15:07 | Jesse [GM] | like an elf |
| 03:19:16:11 | 03:19:18:29 | Jesse [GM] | a withered elf how we describe him |
| 03:19:19:12 | 03:19:27:29 | Chris [TBD] | we bump into him again it was the guy we were chasing Oh. |
| 03:19:21:05 | 03:19:24:07 | Jesse [GM] | you had your knight there he tried to steal some of your possessions |
| 03:19:27:08 | 03:19:28:25 | Jesse [GM] | he gave you his name |
| 03:19:30:01 | 03:19:31:04 | Jesse [GM] | so that’s what |
| 03:19:34:11 | 03:19:35:28 | Chris [TBD] | We’d have to do a lot of backtracking. |
| 03:19:36:24 | 03:19:46:04 | Dave [Xeros] | just can use my uh i got a spell for that yeah gotta spell for them yeah i could use scrying |
| 03:19:40:20 | 03:19:44:20 | Chris [TBD] | You’ve got a spell for that? The eye thing that you can… |
| 03:19:45:23 | 03:19:46:10 | Chris [TBD] | Scrying? |
| 03:19:46:04 | 03:19:55:22 | Dave [Xeros] | on him hey library i’m gonna scry on uh kayla sun veil because uh she tried to is it he or |
| 03:19:46:21 | 03:19:47:29 | Jesse [GM] | library if this is a good idea |
| 03:19:55:16 | 03:19:58:11 | Chris [TBD] | No, it wasn’t Kayla. It was… |
| 03:19:57:25 | 03:19:58:12 | Jesse [GM] | It was one of them. |
| 03:20:00:11 | 03:20:01:29 | Jesse [GM] | It was a he, but yeah. |
| 03:20:02:16 | 03:20:03:01 | Chris [TBD] | No, no. |
| 03:20:02:23 | 03:20:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | like yeah well it’s k -a -e -l -x so kayla sunvale um he tried to steal some stuff so that’s a pretty close hand knowledge this guy um i’m gonna |
| 03:20:14:02 | 03:20:21:06 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m in yeah i want to scry on kayla |
| 03:20:14:05 | 03:20:16:07 | Jesse [GM] | The library’s turned into the Maddie Gateball real quick. |
| 03:20:21:06 | 03:20:31:14 | Dave [Xeros] | sonvale is this a good idea all signs you know I don’t really |
| 03:20:26:07 | 03:20:27:20 | Steve [Nortle] | All signs point to no. |
| 03:20:28:26 | 03:20:33:04 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. Library doesn’t think it’s a good idea. Library doesn’ tink it’s great use of your time. |
| 03:20:29:23 | 03:20:31:22 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, uh, that’s- |
| 03:20:33:25 | 03:20:37:12 | Dave [Xeros] | take a stock at anything the library’s trying to tell me anyway. |
| 03:20:39:23 | 03:20:40:23 | Chris [TBD] | is coming back everyone! |
| 03:20:41:13 | 03:20:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | eight ball hermeneutics here? |
| 03:20:41:23 | 03:20:42:15 | Jesse [GM] | as the DM |
| 03:20:43:18 | 03:20:45:14 | Jesse [GM] | I’ll tell you that you have more important things to do. |
| 03:20:47:01 | 03:20:50:29 | Dave [Xeros] | The eight ball has come back and said, you have more important things to do. |
| 03:20:50:19 | 03:20:52:06 | Chris [TBD] | It’s broken and a wall |
| 03:20:51:26 | 03:20:53:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It sounds like our father |
| 03:20:54:06 | 03:20:54:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:20:54:08 | 03:20:54:27 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:20:54:25 | 03:20:57:28 | Jesse [GM] | you need to grow up and get a real job You’re not a musician |
| 03:20:59:04 | 03:21:01:15 | Steve [Nortle] | and he told me to cut my hippie hair |
| 03:21:01:17 | 03:21:03:21 | Jesse [GM] | Sorry, that didn’t actually happen That was |
| 03:21:04:14 | 03:21:06:17 | Chris [TBD] | this eight ball cuts deep |
| 03:21:05:22 | 03:21:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | exactly what my dad told me. Yeah, I’m feeling a little like bullied here. |
| 03:21:07:10 | 03:21:09:23 | Brin [Basil] | They cut you! |
| 03:21:07:29 | 03:21:09:17 | Jesse [GM] | Not that insightful |
| 03:21:12:19 | 03:21:23:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I thought this was a safe space with the dome and everything but dear library Dear library Is this a safe place? |
| 03:21:16:21 | 03:21:17:23 | Jesse [GM] | I thought so too |
| 03:21:18:24 | 03:21:20:06 | Jesse [GM] | I was bullied before we started |
| 03:21:23:25 | 03:21:24:09 | Jesse [GM] | No |
| 03:21:24:19 | 03:21:25:24 | Dave [Xeros] | All signs point to… Okay |
| 03:21:28:10 | 03:21:36:16 | Chris [TBD] | we know these are the people that disappeared we know we’ve seen some of them around they don’t seem to realize who they are, it seems. |
| 03:21:36:08 | 03:21:47:14 | Jesse [GM] | You’ve seen one of them who gave you three names when you asked for his name, so he’s a little scrambled which is why talking to him really isn’t going to produce any sort of… |
| 03:21:47:09 | 03:21:50:11 | Brin [Basil] | Is that- wait did I? Did I punch this guy? |
| 03:21:47:14 | 03:21:49:01 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s all of them scrambled together |
| 03:21:48:29 | 03:21:49:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 03:21:50:28 | 03:21:52:18 | Chris [TBD] | We did chase him. |
| 03:21:51:00 | 03:21:53:17 | Dave [Xeros] | You probably You punched everyone |
| 03:21:52:15 | 03:21:54:26 | Brin [Basil] | Did I PUNCH THIS GUY?! |
| 03:21:52:16 | 03:21:56:05 | Jesse [GM] | Chased him. He beat him up. He gave you some purple field or something like that. |
| 03:21:57:22 | 03:21:59:03 | Jesse [GM] | But yeah, you guys gained |
| 03:21:59:08 | 03:22:06:09 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t |
| 03:22:00:12 | 03:22:01:11 | Jesse [GM] | knowledge points |
| 03:22:02:13 | 03:22:03:14 | Chris [TBD] | More knowledge points. |
| 03:22:02:28 | 03:22:05:08 | Jesse [GM] | And you guys, unfortunately, |
| 03:22:07:00 | 03:22:11:11 | Jesse [GM] | you’re not ready for the exam. Okay? So you’ve been in the library at this point |
| 03:22:09:25 | 03:22:13:00 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not even trying. But I’m doing so well. |
| 03:22:12:25 | 03:22:19:10 | Jesse [GM] | For like a few hours Gathering all this information Okay so it’s kind of that Afternoon Yep |
| 03:22:17:01 | 03:22:19:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Time flies when you’re having fun, man. |
| 03:22:20:19 | 03:22:28:02 | Chris [TBD] | Did we get told the names of the people that went missing by Lashara? And what were those |
| 03:22:25:26 | 03:22:27:13 | Jesse [GM] | They’re the last two on the list |
| 03:22:29:05 | 03:22:30:11 | Jesse [GM] | Thalen and Nereza |
| 03:22:30:15 | 03:22:31:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Nereza and Salem |
| 03:22:31:14 | 03:22:34:13 | Jesse [GM] | Which apparently Nordle knows |
| 03:22:36:19 | 03:22:37:04 | Jesse [GM] | and |
| 03:22:37:07 | 03:22:39:25 | Chris [TBD] | yeah! Your old fling! Heck yeah! |
| 03:22:38:29 | 03:22:42:29 | Dave [Xeros] | He calls it Nerezo Knock Boots |
| 03:22:40:17 | 03:22:41:26 | Steve [Nortle] | to see her again. |
| 03:22:44:15 | 03:22:45:10 | Jesse [GM] | I’m pretty sure |
| 03:22:44:24 | 03:22:46:14 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s what they called me in high school. |
| 03:22:49:01 | 03:22:58:06 | Jesse [GM] | these were back in Nortles like roadie days there was a lot of drugs flying around so we don’t know if there’s any validity to this right now that’s kind of where we’re at |
| 03:22:53:20 | 03:22:54:17 | Chris [TBD] | we don’t talk about it. |
| 03:22:56:13 | 03:22:59:19 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s true Magic 8-Ball |
| 03:22:58:18 | 03:23:02:13 | Steve [Nortle] | There’s validity. There’s volatility to the clangs. |
| 03:23:02:18 | 03:23:04:19 | Jesse [GM] | you guys have the rest of the day |
| 03:23:09:02 | 03:23:11:20 | Jesse [GM] | when you registered when you got set up |
| 03:23:15:24 | 03:23:21:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, you said that we’ve spent a couple of hours there? Okay, so we’re back to our normal size. |
| 03:23:19:05 | 03:23:26:20 | Jesse [GM] | you’ve been in the library for a few hours good call thank you yep you’re all normal again um |
| 03:23:20:26 | 03:23:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, whew. Thank goodness. |
| 03:23:20:29 | 03:23:22:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah, good point. |
| 03:23:26:20 | 03:23:34:25 | Jesse [GM] | but yeah you have the time now to uh sort of go to your respective colleges and figure out if |
| 03:23:34:25 | 03:23:44:03 | Jesse [GM] | there’s other things that you want to learn during your time here at the School of Idiots so we have the school of sorcery and the school of combat is kind of your next two choices for where we go |
| 03:23:37:19 | 03:23:39:24 | Chris [TBD] | Cool. Awesome. |
| 03:23:44:11 | 03:23:45:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s fight! Let’s find stuff! |
| 03:23:45:23 | 03:23:47:20 | Brin [Basil] | Let’s go Nordo! WOOOOO!! |
| 03:23:47:09 | 03:23:50:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s punch things in the face among other places. |
| 03:23:49:00 | 03:23:55:09 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to go and watch, because I know this is going to be hilarious. |
| 03:23:50:21 | 03:23:51:24 | Jesse [GM] | all right |
| 03:23:56:16 | 03:24:03:29 | Jesse [GM] | nice okay so let’s see if this works we’re gonna try our new music okay uh |
| 03:24:05:13 | 03:24:15:02 | Jesse [GM] | this i hope so oh wait stop this one okay so all of you go just think |
| 03:24:15:02 | 03:24:19:11 | Jesse [GM] | of kind of like a montage for a second all of you kind of go bounding out of the library hand in |
| 03:24:19:29 | 03:24:27:05 | Jesse [GM] | off to develop your skills okay and when i when |
| 03:24:27:05 | 03:24:33:04 | Jesse [GM] | i used ai to generate a similar rocky balboa theme |
| 03:24:33:04 | 03:24:39:29 | Jesse [GM] | this is what it gave us to montage too as you’re developing your feeds okay can we hear anything |
| 03:24:36:23 | 03:24:37:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Awesome. |
| 03:24:39:26 | 03:24:41:09 | Chris [TBD] | I hope it’s terrible. |
| 03:24:44:06 | 03:24:46:02 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s going. I’m hearing it. |
| 03:24:48:16 | 03:24:55:14 | Jesse [GM] | quiet that was so anticlimactic i built that up so much it’s almost as loud as it’ll go |
| 03:24:53:13 | 03:24:54:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it as loud? This is gonna go. |
| 03:24:55:16 | 03:24:58:02 | Brin [Basil] | It’s awesome it sounds like an old school anime I love it |
| 03:24:55:23 | 03:24:56:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Aw. |
| 03:24:57:27 | 03:25:05:27 | Jesse [GM] | it’s real quiet on my end well there you go yeah |
| 03:24:58:07 | 03:25:00:01 | Chris [TBD] | It totally does. |
| 03:25:05:27 | 03:25:09:28 | Jesse [GM] | just think of rocky balboa going around punching stuff |
| 03:25:06:17 | 03:25:07:07 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:25:12:01 | 03:25:14:20 | Brin [Basil] | I pull up my katana and i’m like slashing trees. |
| 03:25:14:22 | 03:25:17:04 | Dave [Xeros] | You don’t have a katana. They took it away from you! |
| 03:25:17:19 | 03:25:22:29 | Brin [Basil] | DAMMIT! They can’t take that, there’s no way… |
| 03:25:18:20 | 03:25:20:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’ even have pants on! |
| 03:25:24:14 | 03:25:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | Nooo |
| 03:25:25:06 | 03:25:28:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, we’re in the school of combat but don’t have our weapons? |
| 03:25:28:06 | 03:25:33:02 | Brin [Basil] | Did they notice my gauntlets though? |
| 03:25:28:10 | 03:25:30:26 | Dave [Xeros] | They provide you with wooden combat weapons. |
| 03:25:33:10 | 03:25:35:04 | Steve [Nortle] | My hands are weapons. |
| 03:25:35:19 | 03:25:36:04 | Brin [Basil] | Thank you |
| 03:25:35:25 | 03:25:47:13 | Jesse [GM] | okay so you rush off to the school of combat and you uh can tell like most of |
| 03:25:47:13 | 03:25:57:05 | Jesse [GM] | the buildings are like kind empty but you get there’s a lot of ruckus and noise coming from the mega knackle okay so you wander |
| 03:26:00:02 | 03:26:04:05 | Brin [Basil] | Please don’t let me roll a 1 Can embarrass myself in front of these guys |
| 03:26:05:09 | 03:26:07:18 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t be the size of a real bunny. |
| 03:26:15:28 | 03:26:22:08 | Jesse [GM] | full of people at this point but this is the mega neckl and down on the arena floor think coliseum |
| 03:26:18:19 | 03:26:24:03 | Chris [TBD] | it’s totally coliseum |
| 03:26:18:21 | 03:26:19:20 | Brin [Basil] | Freaking awesome. |
| 03:26:22:08 | 03:26:29:18 | Jesse [GM] | okay and down oh yeah yeah yeah people want |
| 03:26:23:05 | 03:26:26:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Do you want to switch it over for the stream? |
| 03:26:24:03 | 03:26:30:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah hey people want to see it okay |
| 03:26:31:14 | 03:26:33:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I think what they wanted more shots at Chris’ leg. |
| 03:26:34:11 | 03:26:36:19 | Chris [TBD] | no one has asked for it |
| 03:26:35:08 | 03:26:36:22 | Brin [Basil] | Just my husband did. |
| 03:26:36:10 | 03:26:37:05 | Jesse [GM] | we only got |
| 03:26:36:20 | 03:26:37:18 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:26:38:29 | 03:26:42:01 | Jesse [GM] | the right leg. Can we get the left leg, Chris? While we’re waiting |
| 03:26:41:26 | 03:26:43:01 | Chris [TBD] | both legs up |
| 03:26:42:09 | 03:26:44:16 | Brin [Basil] | We want to see if they’re equally hairy. |
| 03:26:44:04 | 03:26:45:12 | Chris [TBD] | it’s a challenge |
| 03:26:44:17 | 03:26:45:24 | Steve [Nortle] | symmetrical guys |
| 03:26:47:13 | 03:26:50:14 | Jesse [GM] | Nice Okay cool yeah you guys enter |
| 03:26:51:27 | 03:26:53:09 | Jesse [GM] | You’ve heard about this |
| 03:26:54:19 | 03:26:59:10 | Jesse [GM] | in this venue before lots of concerts Have either of you performed at the Megan Echo |
| 03:26:59:04 | 03:27:00:27 | Chris [TBD] | let’s find out |
| 03:26:59:26 | 03:27:11:19 | Dave [Xeros] | how i like started to audit the animal class yeah yep Yep. It was packed. Yeah, because it was actually year Eros. |
| 03:27:01:20 | 03:27:08:05 | Jesse [GM] | This is how you got tied in here really Okay cool How many people were at that show? Was it a sold out? |
| 03:27:08:09 | 03:27:10:25 | Steve [Nortle] | do a roll |
| 03:27:10:14 | 03:27:11:03 | Brin [Basil] | 26 |
| 03:27:11:26 | 03:27:12:22 | Dave [Xeros] | No, year Zeros. |
| 03:27:11:29 | 03:27:13:19 | Chris [TBD] | percentage roll |
| 03:27:13:27 | 03:27:17:17 | Steve [Nortle] | percentage roll how full was it let’s do it |
| 03:27:15:17 | 03:27:18:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, fine. Do you want me to percentage roll this? |
| 03:27:15:21 | 03:27:16:23 | Jesse [GM] | percentage roll |
| 03:27:16:15 | 03:27:17:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:27:18:29 | 03:27:21:03 | Chris [TBD] | how full was it |
| 03:27:20:06 | 03:27:22:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to Bardic Inspire myself as well. |
| 03:27:20:14 | 03:27:27:23 | Steve [Nortle] | what percentage is it full and is it as high as the taxes you owed |
| 03:27:23:03 | 03:27:26:24 | Chris [TBD] | You can’t Bardic inspire a percentage roll. How? |
| 03:27:28:14 | 03:27:29:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Let’s hope so! |
| 03:27:30:15 | 03:27:36:29 | Chris [TBD] | This is just, this is not Eros rolling. This is a history roll. |
| 03:27:37:23 | 03:27:40:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Eh, you know, it’s 32% full. |
| 03:27:41:20 | 03:27:51:17 | Steve [Nortle] | you know packed all of the camera shots were very close in tight shot |
| 03:27:41:22 | 03:27:44:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s not bad. |
| 03:27:42:16 | 03:27:45:13 | Jesse [GM] | one of those where they cut off half |
| 03:27:44:28 | 03:27:46:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 03:27:45:19 | 03:27:47:29 | Brin [Basil] | The student section was spilt. |
| 03:27:48:14 | 03:27:57:16 | Dave [Xeros] | They were broadcasting all over Irythesa and Correus at the time, so it’s |
| 03:27:52:29 | 03:27:54:08 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:27:54:23 | 03:27:57:08 | Jesse [GM] | you know in |
| 03:27:57:03 | 03:28:04:10 | Steve [Nortle] | about as many viewers there as we have now oh we love you guys thank you for joining in this is |
| 03:27:59:21 | 03:28:01:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh! |
| 03:28:00:02 | 03:28:00:23 | Brin [Basil] | Oh! |
| 03:28:02:25 | 03:28:03:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh. |
| 03:28:04:24 | 03:28:05:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Nero. |
| 03:28:05:29 | 03:28:15:12 | Jesse [GM] | uh to to uh in your defense uh this is the school of idios and your music is a little heavy so a lot of students were persuaded not to attend |
| 03:28:16:11 | 03:28:23:00 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s probably because they’ve that number one hit they didn’t like your |
| 03:28:17:18 | 03:28:21:01 | Chris [TBD] | Most of the people who are outside the Coliseum protesting it |
| 03:28:23:00 | 03:28:33:13 | Steve [Nortle] | number one jam backdoor lovers there’s |
| 03:28:26:06 | 03:28:34:02 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right gone mild that’s |
| 03:28:29:12 | 03:28:30:17 | Brin [Basil] | Swerity girl’s gone mild. |
| 03:28:29:23 | 03:28:31:07 | Dave [Xeros] | it, so yeah. |
| 03:28:33:13 | 03:28:37:12 | Steve [Nortle] | like a there’s a lot of nuns outside showing off their |
| 03:28:38:16 | 03:28:40:07 | Brin [Basil] | They all have high waters? |
| 03:28:40:05 | 03:28:42:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:28:40:15 | 03:28:41:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:28:43:07 | 03:28:48:19 | Jesse [GM] | so as you walk into the arena it is full it is packed there is all kinds of |
| 03:28:49:21 | 03:28:55:13 | Jesse [GM] | fellow students out on the arena floor and they are all training in like different forms |
| 03:28:50:11 | 03:28:52:13 | Chris [TBD] | music they want bloodlust |
| 03:28:55:13 | 03:29:02:17 | Jesse [GM] | of combat okay why don’t both of you make an insight check uh siblings let’s see if |
| 03:28:59:17 | 03:29:04:21 | Brin [Basil] | Whoop, come on baby |
| 03:29:02:17 | 03:29:10:10 | Jesse [GM] | you uh notice anything okay do you |
| 03:29:06:22 | 03:29:14:18 | Brin [Basil] | I rolled a three |
| 03:29:08:05 | 03:29:17:27 | Steve [Nortle] | sweet you’re |
| 03:29:10:10 | 03:29:16:14 | Jesse [GM] | want to add your one to his 19 for a net 20 sweet all right |
| 03:29:17:23 | 03:29:24:13 | Dave [Xeros] | at these look at these fighters yeah but then for the next six months apparently |
| 03:29:17:27 | 03:29:25:17 | Steve [Nortle] | getting it out of your system so just keep going sequentially |
| 03:29:19:05 | 03:29:22:08 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve gotten two ones A 2 and a 3 |
| 03:29:23:04 | 03:29:30:04 | Jesse [GM] | here you can roll you can role the row the bones roll the bones if you want on |
| 03:29:31:13 | 03:29:39:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah sorry okay so uh you look around nortal and um you notice that not only are there like |
| 03:29:39:11 | 03:29:45:23 | Jesse [GM] | large masses of students like like people training and fighting but you notice they are |
| 03:29:45:23 | 03:29:53:27 | Jesse [GM] | in like military formation. Like these are like, you sense that everyone here is like being trained |
| 03:29:53:27 | 03:30:02:03 | Jesse [GM] | as like soldiers okay? It’s not just like learning some new fighting styles for your elective course |
| 03:30:03:18 | 03:30:06:26 | Jesse [GM] | And as you’re watching this and seeing all of This unfold |
| 03:30:08:27 | 03:30:19:05 | Jesse [GM] | A person Approaches you You guys recognize this Person, you’ve met them before And she Approches you |
| 03:30:20:17 | 03:30:30:27 | Jesse [GM] | And this is if you remember Also back in the commons A long time ago You encountered a healer Someone who was healing someone on the side of the road |
| 03:30:31:19 | 03:30:42:18 | Jesse [GM] | Her name was nico okay she approaches you and she introduces herself she is the head of school of combat |
| 03:30:43:14 | 03:30:44:00 | Brin [Basil] | No way. |
| 03:30:53:13 | 03:30:59:20 | Steve [Nortle] | i and i was like she gave me some sort of healing thing and i ate it instead of whatever else i |
| 03:30:59:08 | 03:31:07:22 | Jesse [GM] | okay you’re thinking of the night foragers that was the centaur that he ran into when he came into the comments along the road there was a there |
| 03:31:07:22 | 03:31:15:04 | Jesse [GM] | was a priestess healing on the side of this is the priestess yep yep so humanoid not a centaur |
| 03:31:09:27 | 03:31:12:07 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s the one okay okay |
| 03:31:13:14 | 03:31:24:07 | Dave [Xeros] | ate he ate the nut of the nightful riches got it all right oh okay just the root and |
| 03:31:15:04 | 03:31:23:14 | Jesse [GM] | nothing like that right yeah i sure yep uh -huh yep exactly the root yep yeah nice |
| 03:31:24:07 | 03:31:27:01 | Dave [Xeros] | the nut? Or just the… |
| 03:31:27:26 | 03:31:28:12 | Brin [Basil] | it was spicy. |
| 03:31:30:26 | 03:31:42:16 | Jesse [GM] | um so she looks at all of you and she she looks it’ll be and she goes I did not know when we |
| 03:31:33:17 | 03:31:37:18 | Brin [Basil] | What? Damn it! I almost kept a straight face. |
| 03:31:38:20 | 03:31:39:03 | Brin [Basil] | Damn it. |
| 03:31:42:16 | 03:31:52:07 | Jesse [GM] | first met that any of you had any intention of attending the School of Idiots? None of you mentioned it when we crossed paths a few days ago. |
| 03:31:50:13 | 03:31:50:18 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 03:31:53:03 | 03:31:54:20 | Steve [Nortle] | keep things close to the chest |
| 03:31:55:27 | 03:31:58:08 | Steve [Nortle] | hard armored powerful chest |
| 03:31:59:11 | 03:32:02:05 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s perfect for a place like this filled with combat |
| 03:32:04:04 | 03:32:14:22 | Jesse [GM] | All right, well I can respect that. Well welcome to the School Of Combat. I can see from your amulets that the two of you have been chosen to attend |
| 03:32:15:27 | 03:32:17:03 | Jesse [GM] | this college. |
| 03:32:18:29 | 03:32:29:23 | Steve [Nortle] | i was curious your training in military formations here are you building up a religious force, a sinquisition or something like that. |
| 03:32:32:10 | 03:32:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | These are our missionaries |
| 03:32:35:13 | 03:32:38:02 | Steve [Nortle] | You have punching missionaries |
| 03:32:38:03 | 03:32:41:28 | Jesse [GM] | These are our missionaries that we send all over the world. |
| 03:32:41:04 | 03:32:44:20 | Brin [Basil] | This is weird because actually I’m starting to like this one for a little bit. |
| 03:32:44:04 | 03:32:46:17 | Jesse [GM] | We send them all over the world |
| 03:32:48:18 | 03:32:56:08 | Steve [Nortle] | the good news and the people… It’s not enough to bash in skulls, you have to bash it in mines. |
| 03:32:57:05 | 03:32:59:13 | Jesse [GM] | I mean, we don’t send them |
| 03:32:58:15 | 03:32:59:01 | Brin [Basil] | Yes. |
| 03:33:00:08 | 03:33:01:16 | Steve [Nortle] | This makes sense. |
| 03:33:00:13 | 03:33:00:29 | Brin [Basil] | Yes. |
| 03:33:01:15 | 03:33:02:20 | Jesse [GM] | to Punch |
| 03:33:04:08 | 03:33:07:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Punch preach? I mean most of those letters are the same! |
| 03:33:06:25 | 03:33:11:11 | Brin [Basil] | They really are. He is an Englishman. |
| 03:33:12:11 | 03:33:20:24 | Brin [Basil] | Never mind, he can count to three six |
| 03:33:20:20 | 03:33:21:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Thank you sis. |
| 03:33:21:14 | 03:33:29:28 | Jesse [GM] | um she um looks at you yeah she’s welcomes you she says uh the the administration mentioned |
| 03:33:29:28 | 03:33:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | that we would have some students who would be joining late and that you would be attending |
| 03:33:36:22 | 03:33:50:27 | Brin [Basil] | do we start fighting a foot |
| 03:33:37:19 | 03:33:38:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Punching, yeah. |
| 03:33:40:17 | 03:33:42:28 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ve got a little bit of pent up anger for some reason |
| 03:33:41:10 | 03:33:51:15 | Jesse [GM] | use you say that and she i’ll just remind you she is like five feet tall maybe right She’s very slender |
| 03:33:50:27 | 03:33:51:12 | Brin [Basil] | taller than |
| 03:33:51:15 | 03:33:54:15 | Jesse [GM] | She looks very youthful, very young Very innocent |
| 03:33:55:22 | 03:34:01:27 | Jesse [GM] | So it’s a little bit odd when you find out that she’s the head of the school of combat And then when you ask her |
| 03:34:00:07 | 03:34:02:11 | Steve [Nortle] | She knows. Weifu? |
| 03:34:03:08 | 03:34:04:16 | Jesse [GM] | When do we get started |
| 03:34:06:20 | 03:34:14:05 | Jesse [GM] | Nordle She reaches out and she grabs hold of you She kind of grabs you by the throat okay and you are like |
| 03:34:13:12 | 03:34:14:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Not the best place to grab. |
| 03:34:16:26 | 03:34:27:05 | Jesse [GM] | she’s got a death grip on you and you can’t really do anything um and she looks at you and she goes right now |
| 03:34:27:05 | 03:34:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | and she throws Nortle she throws him into the arena wall 15 feet away or something tosses |
| 03:34:37:17 | 03:34:39:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Does it sound like bowling pins? |
| 03:34:37:20 | 03:34:48:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it sounds like bowling pins okay um are you are |
| 03:34:43:19 | 03:34:50:25 | Brin [Basil] | available this evening to go on a date yeah |
| 03:34:45:18 | 03:34:47:06 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:34:47:28 | 03:34:49:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Gender is immaterial. |
| 03:34:48:13 | 03:34:55:29 | Jesse [GM] | going to hit on her right now is this happening and you’re gonna use the bone and it’s actually gonna be really good |
| 03:34:50:25 | 03:34:59:26 | Brin [Basil] | you know I’m gonna do it you walk |
| 03:34:53:09 | 03:34:53:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Roll |
| 03:34:55:28 | 03:34:57:29 | Chris [TBD] | You’re going to unbutton one button. |
| 03:34:57:20 | 03:34:59:16 | Jesse [GM] | jeez I don’t know |
| 03:34:59:26 | 03:35:00:27 | Steve [Nortle] | to flirt. |
| 03:34:59:26 | 03:35:06:28 | Brin [Basil] | right into that hold on it’s a two what |
| 03:35:05:28 | 03:35:08:25 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:35:05:28 | 03:35:09:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:35:06:28 | 03:35:16:01 | Brin [Basil] | is it the fur i look too cute |
| 03:35:08:20 | 03:35:10:24 | Steve [Nortle] | She does not swing that way, apparently. |
| 03:35:08:26 | 03:35:11:29 | Jesse [GM] | she does not |
| 03:35:16:01 | 03:35:22:07 | Brin [Basil] | so i don’t freaking get this dice out of my life |
| 03:35:17:11 | 03:35:20:13 | Dave [Xeros] | No matter how hard she tries, she doesn’t swing that way. |
| 03:35:18:02 | 03:35:20:05 | Steve [Nortle] | She feels wait what |
| 03:35:22:03 | 03:35:28:11 | Steve [Nortle] | ancestry was she a half you said she’s about five feet is she human or is she |
| 03:35:27:23 | 03:35:37:08 | Jesse [GM] | she’s humanoid yeah let’s say she’s in it yep um yeah so yeah she she |
| 03:35:29:28 | 03:35:31:13 | Steve [Nortle] | no okay |
| 03:35:32:26 | 03:35:49:03 | Steve [Nortle] | uh snob by the |
| 03:35:37:08 | 03:35:41:23 | Jesse [GM] | throws you against the wall and uh she looks at you |
| 03:35:49:03 | 03:35:49:10 | Steve [Nortle] | way |
| 03:35:50:08 | 03:36:01:00 | Brin [Basil] | he just you he’s really heavy his shell weighs like 200 pounds um honestly |
| 03:36:01:00 | 03:36:03:28 | Brin [Basil] | i know this sounds weird i’m gonna put my arm around her shoulder |
| 03:36:04:28 | 03:36:06:10 | Brin [Basil] | and kind of whisper |
| 03:36:05:15 | 03:36:08:22 | Jesse [GM] | you approach her yeah like this she’s she’s basically |
| 03:36:07:14 | 03:36:08:01 | Brin [Basil] | instantly |
| 03:36:09:10 | 03:36:09:28 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 03:36:13:20 | 03:36:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | okay, listen I saw you healing is this a bad time to bring this up or is this the right thing? |
| 03:36:20:19 | 03:36:21:19 | Chris [TBD] | Do it. |
| 03:36:22:17 | 03:36:23:24 | Jesse [GM] | get You better say something. |
| 03:36:23:23 | 03:36:35:06 | Brin [Basil] | I saw your healing and I surprisingly want to utilize these to do something similar I need something |
| 03:36:35:06 | 03:36:39:29 | Brin [Basil] | to… shut up |
| 03:36:37:01 | 03:36:38:18 | Dave [Xeros] | You want to learn how to heal? |
| 03:36:40:15 | 03:36:46:18 | Jesse [GM] | something like this? Norto, you come crawling back right to the… Yeah. |
| 03:36:41:05 | 03:36:42:26 | Brin [Basil] | can we talk in private |
| 03:36:44:26 | 03:36:46:24 | Dave [Xeros] | She wants healing hands… |
| 03:36:47:26 | 03:36:57:19 | Jesse [GM] | And when you kind of get back to the circle here she looks at you and she gives you one of these tai chi jiu-jitsu sort of gojo! Right? |
| 03:36:57:24 | 03:37:06:15 | Jesse [GM] | She hits you again harder and you fly against the wall again but this time when you hit the wall after this hit |
| 03:37:06:26 | 03:37:12:22 | Jesse [GM] | whatever hpu lost in the previous hit is restored by her kit |
| 03:37:11:00 | 03:37:22:09 | Steve [Nortle] | i think she realigned my chakras healing |
| 03:37:17:24 | 03:37:20:13 | Brin [Basil] | I…I just need you to know that I might be able to do it. |
| 03:37:22:07 | 03:37:23:27 | Brin [Basil] | Whatever you just did! |
| 03:37:22:09 | 03:37:23:04 | Steve [Nortle] | by punching |
| 03:37:23:19 | 03:37:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | healing fists this is fun i don’t |
| 03:37:25:17 | 03:37:28:20 | Jesse [GM] | know i don’T know ethically if you’re allowed to be here |
| 03:37:26:12 | 03:37:36:17 | Brin [Basil] | I think, sorry, I meant like a teacher -professor kind of loo-, that’s even worse. |
| 03:37:31:29 | 03:37:38:14 | Dave [Xeros] | want to be healed this way ever basil i never want |
| 03:37:40:17 | 03:37:45:14 | Brin [Basil] | Please teach me this whatever this is. I would give anything to punch someone |
| 03:37:51:26 | 03:37:57:16 | Jesse [GM] | so she uh looks at you she says we have very little time left this semester it will require |
| 03:37:58:17 | 03:38:02:29 | Brin [Basil] | I’m ready I don’t care about my exam, I’ll do anything you want |
| 03:38:03:04 | 03:38:06:08 | Dave [Xeros] | great on the dies so far, she’s going to learn really fast. |
| 03:38:04:29 | 03:38:05:14 | Brin [Basil] | Gosh |
| 03:38:06:14 | 03:38:16:09 | Jesse [GM] | you recall the words you may already know from your studies that the ancient prophetess says |
| 03:38:07:20 | 03:38:10:23 | Brin [Basil] | But seriously if i don’t start rolling better this is going to be bad |
| 03:38:19:04 | 03:38:19:19 | Brin [Basil] | Yes |
| 03:38:19:20 | 03:38:21:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Prophets has? Oh yeah. |
| 03:38:20:08 | 03:38:25:18 | Steve [Nortle] | prophetesses yeah that’s probably where some of the massage |
| 03:38:28:16 | 03:38:29:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh. |
| 03:38:28:21 | 03:38:33:21 | Steve [Nortle] | We shall have prophets and prophetesses. You know what? Just prophets, it’ll be easier. |
| 03:38:31:07 | 03:38:35:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, no, just prophets. Just prophets, let’s get rid of the other side that’s too long to say. |
| 03:38:34:05 | 03:38:45:05 | Jesse [GM] | some of the ancient prophets if you recall one of the if you recall one of the songs |
| 03:38:36:27 | 03:38:37:12 | Brin [Basil] | Bastards |
| 03:38:41:05 | 03:38:43:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Priests and priestesses. No, no, |
| 03:38:44:13 | 03:38:44:28 | Dave [Xeros] | just priests. |
| 03:38:45:05 | 03:38:53:04 | Jesse [GM] | One of the Songs of Davida, who we read about previously. She she |
| 03:38:49:06 | 03:38:49:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, |
| 03:38:50:24 | 03:38:53:18 | Dave [Xeros] | that guy had a way with the ladies |
| 03:38:54:19 | 03:38:55:10 | Dave [Xeros] | She had a |
| 03:38:55:26 | 03:39:04:17 | Jesse [GM] | quoted one of her songs Blessed be Salune my strength which teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight |
| 03:39:05:21 | 03:39:16:09 | Brin [Basil] | uh -huh this |
| 03:39:07:02 | 03:39:11:11 | Jesse [GM] | We’ve preserved an ancient fighting style that actually restores and heals |
| 03:39:12:19 | 03:39:21:22 | Jesse [GM] | HP. It’s much like Jiu-Jitsu in the way that you use your opponent’s energy against them in this fighting style you’re actually capturing |
| 03:39:16:09 | 03:39:28:21 | Brin [Basil] | is why i’m here thrusting |
| 03:39:21:22 | 03:39:28:13 | Jesse [GM] | energy that’s been expelled or expended and restoring it back into a creature okay from |
| 03:39:26:15 | 03:39:31:04 | Dave [Xeros] | redirecting lightning from that like from that show avatar |
| 03:39:27:22 | 03:39:28:17 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m just |
| 03:39:28:21 | 03:39:29:12 | Brin [Basil] | the chi |
| 03:39:29:14 | 03:39:36:24 | Jesse [GM] | that show but whatever that show is yep uh -huh and she looks at you and she says but before |
| 03:39:30:06 | 03:39:34:19 | Steve [Nortle] | picturing your eyes getting bigger and your ears going down |
| 03:39:35:20 | 03:39:51:11 | Brin [Basil] | my teeth she |
| 03:39:36:24 | 03:39:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | you can restore life you must lose it and she looked at TBD and she goes right |
| 03:39:44:00 | 03:39:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:39:47:10 | 03:39:48:11 | Jesse [GM] | right in the shin I’m guessing |
| 03:39:47:29 | 03:39:53:04 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I need to know. I need to be able to roll against this just to see how I react |
| 03:39:48:05 | 03:39:49:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:39:51:11 | 03:39:54:07 | Brin [Basil] | she dislocates his kneecap |
| 03:39:54:23 | 03:39:56:05 | Chris [TBD] | I didn’t know I was even there! |
| 03:39:56:19 | 03:40:08:11 | Dave [Xeros] | sure this would be considered like a rabbit punch right Right? I mean, like, Shin, no. Like, you know… Waste level. Rabbit punch. |
| 03:39:56:28 | 03:39:58:27 | Steve [Nortle] | No, you came to see us. |
| 03:39:56:29 | 03:39:59:21 | Brin [Basil] | I didn’t even know I’m- |
| 03:39:57:04 | 03:39:58:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:39:58:19 | 03:40:01:14 | Chris [TBD] | I came along and said that I thought I’d be in the crowd |
| 03:40:06:29 | 03:40:09:13 | Jesse [GM] | waist level waist level |
| 03:40:08:26 | 03:40:09:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:40:09:03 | 03:40:10:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. |
| 03:40:10:08 | 03:40:12:23 | Brin [Basil] | Upper, uppercut right into the… |
| 03:40:12:04 | 03:40:17:11 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s the Johnny Cage style, you know? Probably Mortal Kombat fans. |
| 03:40:16:23 | 03:40:17:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Fatality! |
| 03:40:17:23 | 03:40:21:09 | Chris [TBD] | So you gotta beat an armor class of 13 |
| 03:40:22:18 | 03:40:23:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh boy. |
| 03:40:22:21 | 03:40:29:22 | Chris [TBD] | which isn’t very much No, no, it’s okay I want to see where this goes |
| 03:40:24:13 | 03:40:26:00 | Steve [Nortle] | No it’s not. You must be a wizard. |
| 03:40:24:27 | 03:40:26:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll give you a… |
| 03:40:29:13 | 03:40:36:26 | Brin [Basil] | Just let her hit you! I’M LEARNING!!! |
| 03:40:30:08 | 03:40:34:23 | Jesse [GM] | because she’s the head of the school combat but she does have some bonuses that she’s going to add |
| 03:40:37:22 | 03:40:39:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Don’t interfere with my education. |
| 03:40:39:10 | 03:40:42:28 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. I sat in that stupid library for you. |
| 03:40:43:11 | 03:40:45:29 | Chris [TBD] | Okay Yeah, ya, ya |
| 03:40:45:08 | 03:40:57:04 | Brin [Basil] | Only plus seven. I’M JUST HERE TO WATCH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! |
| 03:40:49:02 | 03:40:50:26 | Steve [Nortle] | At the 30-20… |
| 03:40:50:20 | 03:40:51:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna cast |
| 03:40:50:28 | 03:40:58:26 | Chris [TBD] | Son of a I’m just here to watch What the hell was that? Oh my gosh! |
| 03:40:53:27 | 03:40:54:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Silvery Bobs. |
| 03:41:03:09 | 03:41:07:14 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m pretty sure she like did some permanent damage if that’s the case |
| 03:41:04:19 | 03:41:14:18 | Chris [TBD] | Just standing here minding my business? What the hell was that, man? |
| 03:41:08:10 | 03:41:10:23 | Steve [Nortle] | The normally stoic TBD. |
| 03:41:09:10 | 03:41:14:17 | Brin [Basil] | There’s a- there’s a… Danny, you’re reminding me of this as that man? |
| 03:41:17:10 | 03:41:25:18 | Jesse [GM] | uh before you can cast silvery barbs she also there’s a sort of like double |
| 03:41:17:16 | 03:41:20:15 | Dave [Xeros] | was gonna cast every bobs but i’m just gonna play with that one there you go |
| 03:41:18:22 | 03:41:20:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:41:18:22 | 03:41:20:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:41:23:03 | 03:41:23:16 | Brin [Basil] | Before. |
| 03:41:33:04 | 03:41:38:29 | Dave [Xeros] | to be actually yes i mean a 13 i mean yeah my ac is not not great |
| 03:41:34:29 | 03:41:37:27 | Chris [TBD] | Did I take damage? I probably took damage. |
| 03:41:39:22 | 03:41:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | i don’t i’m not a melee character i i this is ridiculous |
| 03:41:42:04 | 03:41:42:20 | Jesse [GM] | like a 26 |
| 03:41:49:01 | 03:41:58:01 | Jesse [GM] | yeah she gives you one of those like one of those chops like right in the neck right ah yeah yeah you’re kind of paralyzed |
| 03:41:51:29 | 03:41:53:09 | Chris [TBD] | Knocks the breath out of you. |
| 03:41:55:12 | 03:41:56:15 | Chris [TBD] | Half your body’s paralyzed. |
| 03:41:56:20 | 03:41:58:04 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just bowing to her |
| 03:41:58:00 | 03:42:09:09 | Dave [Xeros] | is there any way i can like place a form of complaint with the school because you’re just beating up kids that don’t fight what’s wrong with you it’s |
| 03:42:07:22 | 03:42:11:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’ know. I’m actually feeling better than I’ve felt in a long time. |
| 03:42:10:23 | 03:42:13:12 | Brin [Basil] | i love |
| 03:42:11:15 | 03:42:13:08 | Jesse [GM] | at you and she says death does not wait |
| 03:42:12:08 | 03:42:17:26 | Dave [Xeros] | all right let’s go to the school sorcery and i’m gonna come back and i’ll whoop her ass |
| 03:42:18:07 | 03:42:32:22 | Brin [Basil] | yeah let’s |
| 03:42:19:12 | 03:42:21:07 | Steve [Nortle] | TBD’s like, yeah! Let’s go! |
| 03:42:21:29 | 03:42:30:23 | Jesse [GM] | you’re attempting to sort of crawl away right uh more of these like soldiers they block you from leaving okay you’re not going anywhere |
| 03:42:28:16 | 03:42:31:23 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, great. We’re in the Coliseum. |
| 03:42:32:22 | 03:42:32:28 | Brin [Basil] | get |
| 03:42:39:16 | 03:42:44:01 | Jesse [GM] | is a very ancient art and it requires all of your concentration |
| 03:42:44:01 | 03:42:52:06 | Jesse [GM] | she gives him another like elbow right yeah yeah um |
| 03:42:44:13 | 03:42:44:21 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 03:42:44:28 | 03:42:50:07 | Dave [Xeros] | being a bitch apparently OH, SON OF A- |
| 03:42:51:01 | 03:42:54:21 | Brin [Basil] | thank you |
| 03:42:51:20 | 03:42:54:19 | Steve [Nortle] | With a nice Bruce Lee whoop! |
| 03:42:58:15 | 03:43:00:09 | Brin [Basil] | oh |
| 03:43:00:09 | 03:43:02:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Is this going to increase your conversion? |
| 03:43:02:04 | 03:43:04:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, seriously. |
| 03:43:03:04 | 03:43:10:27 | Brin [Basil] | with how I’ve been rolling what remind me again what number |
| 03:43:10:20 | 03:43:17:10 | Jesse [GM] | i think if you roll low uh i don’t know i think it’s just our standard uh metric |
| 03:43:13:08 | 03:43:15:09 | Brin [Basil] | I do You get one, right? |
| 03:43:17:10 | 03:43:23:05 | Jesse [GM] | yeah uh-huh if you roll low then like you’re perfect okay so i think you actually get yeah |
| 03:43:17:26 | 03:43:17:29 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 03:43:20:10 | 03:43:20:22 | Brin [Basil] | Seven. |
| 03:43:21:24 | 03:43:26:17 | Steve [Nortle] | This gives you spiritual high watching these people get |
| 03:43:23:05 | 03:43:32:01 | Jesse [GM] | yep you get yeah you get a spiritual high she looks at you and she says it requires all of |
| 03:43:32:11 | 03:43:34:15 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just like borderline sadist. |
| 03:43:36:26 | 03:43:37:22 | Dave [Xeros] | No sadists. |
| 03:43:39:15 | 03:43:49:23 | Jesse [GM] | it may be the hardest you’ve ever hit anyone to restore their hp uh to map you specifically I know by looking |
| 03:43:48:14 | 03:43:53:29 | Brin [Basil] | How could you tell? |
| 03:43:49:23 | 03:43:55:06 | Jesse [GM] | at you that you have an aggressive soul in order |
| 03:43:52:12 | 03:43:54:15 | Dave [Xeros] | And really fuzzy hands! |
| 03:43:55:06 | 03:44:02:24 | Jesse [GM] | to master this skill you must master the gentle spirit your goal your goal is |
| 03:44:00:10 | 03:44:01:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh shit. |
| 03:44:02:24 | 03:44:13:25 | Jesse [GM] | to find balance because this ancient this this ancient fighting style here formerly at the school of idios it is known as |
| 03:44:06:29 | 03:44:08:09 | Brin [Basil] | Hold on one second! |
| 03:44:08:19 | 03:44:21:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I want |
| 03:44:10:25 | 03:44:22:24 | Brin [Basil] | Uh huh… |
| 03:44:13:25 | 03:44:21:21 | Jesse [GM] | the throwing on of hands other |
| 03:44:20:08 | 03:44:20:26 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 03:44:23:16 | 03:44:24:03 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 03:44:24:09 | 03:44:25:20 | Brin [Basil] | Oh you will be! |
| 03:44:26:25 | 03:44:36:19 | Jesse [GM] | others sometimes refer to it as gentle slam but there’s a high contrast in these things so that means when you’re rolling |
| 03:44:31:28 | 03:44:33:26 | Chris [TBD] | The still small slam. |
| 03:44:36:19 | 03:44:48:00 | Jesse [GM] | you’re going to choose whatever skill, you’re gonna have three attempts right now to try and like master this skill yeah but here’s the deal |
| 03:44:42:22 | 03:44:43:16 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 03:44:43:25 | 03:44:46:22 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s not going to mass To anything The way she’s been rolling |
| 03:44:46:08 | 03:44:47:11 | Brin [Basil] | Come on baby. |
| 03:44:49:06 | 03:45:00:25 | Jesse [GM] | because you’re looking for balance we’re gonna try this you’re trying to roll for a 10. You’re trying to find balance between the skills so if you roll so like because you have crazy |
| 03:44:57:13 | 03:44:57:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Interesting. |
| 03:44:58:03 | 03:44:59:10 | Dave [Xeros] | You want a nat 10 |
| 03:45:00:25 | 03:45:12:08 | Jesse [GM] | high like acrobatics athletics, right? If you roll too high and you hit too hard if it’s over 10 you’re going to deal more damage to them okay |
| 03:45:06:06 | 03:45:07:17 | Chris [TBD] | Going past the mark. |
| 03:45:12:08 | 03:45:20:18 | Jesse [GM] | and if it is over 20 you are going to critically injure one of |
| 03:45:12:26 | 03:45:24:08 | Brin [Basil] | and i don’t want this that’s all |
| 03:45:24:08 | 03:45:24:27 | Brin [Basil] | right let’s do it |
| 03:45:26:04 | 03:45:28:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to turn and run as fast as I can |
| 03:45:27:10 | 03:45:30:01 | Brin [Basil] | shit i just rolled a two what’s happening |
| 03:45:29:08 | 03:45:31:08 | Chris [TBD] | What is going on with you tonight? |
| 03:45:30:22 | 03:45:31:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah |
| 03:45:30:25 | 03:45:39:11 | Jesse [GM] | oh okay so she okay so for your first attempt So she, so which one are you trying to hit? |
| 03:45:33:13 | 03:45:44:28 | Brin [Basil] | give me this yeah no a seven i rolled a seven um you first your closest to me |
| 03:45:34:01 | 03:45:35:29 | Chris [TBD] | Your highest roll has been a three, right? |
| 03:45:37:07 | 03:45:37:15 | Dave [Xeros] | To hit |
| 03:45:38:08 | 03:45:38:27 | Chris [TBD] | Seven. |
| 03:45:43:20 | 03:45:44:21 | Chris [TBD] | I’m closest. |
| 03:45:43:28 | 03:45:46:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Can I just point out that |
| 03:45:47:08 | 03:45:56:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Nico basically crippled these two guys they’re rolling on the ground in pain And then she’s like, you have to find balance. And then She starts her lesson |
| 03:45:51:11 | 03:45:54:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m just barely starting |
| 03:45:54:23 | 03:46:06:12 | Chris [TBD] | to stand back up. |
| 03:45:56:22 | 03:46:00:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Like, she’s already damaged the goods and then |
| 03:45:59:25 | 03:45:59:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:45:59:29 | 03:46:05:25 | Brin [Basil] | This is me. I’m practicing healing them right? |
| 03:46:00:01 | 03:46:01:29 | Jesse [GM] | Experience is the best teacher. |
| 03:46:04:17 | 03:46:16:08 | Jesse [GM] | So you try and heal him essentially, but you’re a little freaked out from what she’s just told you. So you go a little there’s that’s the thing. There’s no like pulling punches with this. |
| 03:46:13:20 | 03:46:26:20 | Brin [Basil] | too soft talking |
| 03:46:16:10 | 03:46:27:22 | Jesse [GM] | Like it is going to be your hardest tip, but you’re also binding with this gentle soul that you’re trying to find right so so you didn’t so it was like kind of a soft hit she didn’t quite hit you hard enough |
| 03:46:21:06 | 03:46:22:03 | Steve [Nortle] | But wait |
| 03:46:22:11 | 03:46:24:28 | Dave [Xeros] | We’re looking for your reverse curse technique. |
| 03:46:27:14 | 03:46:32:00 | Chris [TBD] | you talking about? Man, I was keeled over on the floor and couldn’t breathe for a whole minute! |
| 03:46:33:14 | 03:46:35:08 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, right. |
| 03:46:35:22 | 03:46:37:27 | Steve [Nortle] | she using one of her abilities? |
| 03:46:38:09 | 03:46:42:16 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you can use whatever ability yep whatever one you want to do you just you describe |
| 03:46:42:02 | 03:46:50:01 | Brin [Basil] | I just have to pick it first before I roll. Okay. |
| 03:46:43:22 | 03:46:52:17 | Jesse [GM] | yep kind of the same mechanic that we did for kids on bikes you’re gonna be like for each of these you’re basically choosing the skill and then rolling to see if you can succeed in master |
| 03:46:55:04 | 03:47:00:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, Niko just… Your mother hits harder I’m just letting you know |
| 03:47:00:19 | 03:47:12:00 | Jesse [GM] | has uh like a what’s um what’s uh what’s kunku panda what’s his master’s name shifu master shifuu he’s like staff yeah she has a staff as well okay |
| 03:47:06:09 | 03:47:07:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Shifu |
| 03:47:11:17 | 03:47:12:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 03:47:12:00 | 03:47:23:02 | Jesse [GM] | and as you’re talking she doesn’t even turn back to acknowledge like the thing that you’ve spoken but without even seeing her staff right across the mouth |
| 03:47:22:02 | 03:47:25:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I |
| 03:47:25:13 | 03:47:28:29 | Jesse [GM] | roll a percentage die to see how many teeth you lost |
| 03:47:28:29 | 03:47:29:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:29:18 | 03:47:30:09 | Brin [Basil] | Stop! |
| 03:47:30:03 | 03:47:34:27 | Dave [Xeros] | start rolling to see how I’m getting non-converted from this? |
| 03:47:34:19 | 03:47:37:16 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s knocking the spirituality right out of you |
| 03:47:37:21 | 03:47:38:09 | Dave [Xeros] | 91! |
| 03:47:38:08 | 03:47:39:16 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:38:17 | 03:47:39:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:40:22 | 03:47:42:17 | Dave [Xeros] | She knocked out all of my teeth. |
| 03:47:43:04 | 03:47:44:19 | Steve [Nortle] | there’s like one left |
| 03:47:43:12 | 03:47:44:28 | Chris [TBD] | All the real ones. |
| 03:47:44:00 | 03:47:46:11 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s like half of a molar left. |
| 03:47:46:26 | 03:47:48:22 | Brin [Basil] | Don’t worry, I can fix you! |
| 03:47:54:15 | 03:47:56:08 | Steve [Nortle] | the ground as teeth clatter |
| 03:47:56:11 | 03:47:58:24 | Chris [TBD] | The Coliseum just cheers madly. |
| 03:47:58:25 | 03:48:00:28 | Jesse [GM] | uh you’re gonna have to talk like you only |
| 03:48:01:02 | 03:48:05:22 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s fine, because this is exactly the experience I had with your mother anyway. |
| 03:48:04:16 | 03:48:09:16 | Chris [TBD] | but it was great. |
| 03:48:05:19 | 03:48:08:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:48:05:26 | 03:48:06:15 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 03:48:07:04 | 03:48:09:15 | Dave [Xeros] | It was great. |
| 03:48:10:05 | 03:48:16:07 | Jesse [GM] | there’s no stopping him all right yeah you go ahead and roll again okay this is your second attempt let’s see if you can master any of this |
| 03:48:10:22 | 03:48:12:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:48:13:14 | 03:48:13:18 | Brin [Basil] | Alright. |
| 03:48:17:07 | 03:48:23:03 | Brin [Basil] | Honestly, I’m doing no nothing to help me. |
| 03:48:24:18 | 03:48:37:08 | Brin [Basil] | got 17 well I |
| 03:48:26:29 | 03:48:28:07 | Jesse [GM] | who are you trying to hit |
| 03:48:27:10 | 03:48:28:21 | Steve [Nortle] | you didn’t do something big. |
| 03:48:28:26 | 03:48:29:29 | Chris [TBD] | She was hitting me. |
| 03:48:29:10 | 03:48:35:03 | Jesse [GM] | oh tell us what skill you’re using before you roll as well |
| 03:48:36:07 | 03:48:41:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Question, though, like if she’s using a skill can she subtract the number instead of add to it? |
| 03:48:37:08 | 03:48:45:29 | Brin [Basil] | was thinking it adds too much might go over 20 though |
| 03:48:41:04 | 03:48:44:07 | Jesse [GM] | no this is kind of the tricky part because it kind of |
| 03:48:41:11 | 03:48:42:06 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. |
| 03:48:48:02 | 03:48:56:24 | Brin [Basil] | well initially i was just I was just thinking like medicine but that’s kind of mean I don’t know this really work does that work do you think |
| 03:48:54:08 | 03:48:55:11 | Chris [TBD] | Totally works. |
| 03:48:54:08 | 03:48:55:11 | Jesse [GM] | you can tell me if this was |
| 03:48:56:13 | 03:48:58:01 | Steve [Nortle] | This is great! |
| 03:48:56:24 | 03:48:57:13 | Chris [TBD] | Medicine? |
| 03:48:58:06 | 03:49:03:14 | Jesse [GM] | uh but like the idea is because you have basically a plus seven to like acrobatics and athletics right |
| 03:49:03:23 | 03:49:04:19 | Brin [Basil] | Plus 5. |
| 03:49:04:24 | 03:49:13:01 | Jesse [GM] | plus five but you’re proficient in both of those so it’s like plus seven right so the idea Is Like You’re Not Just Going For Like Brute Force because otherwise |
| 03:49:06:10 | 03:49:10:07 | Brin [Basil] | Yes, yeah. Okay, yeah, right. |
| 03:49:13:01 | 03:49:22:12 | Jesse [GM] | you could score a 27 or whatever right easy. So what we’re trying to do is like now you have to be a little bit methodical like you don’t necessarily want to roll for acrobatics or |
| 03:49:15:01 | 03:49:16:01 | Brin [Basil] | Yes, yes. |
| 03:49:22:03 | 03:49:23:05 | Brin [Basil] | Right, right, |
| 03:49:22:12 | 03:49:25:24 | Jesse [GM] | athletics because if you’re likely to go over so you’re trying to channel some other skills |
| 03:49:26:12 | 03:49:32:01 | Brin [Basil] | yes, okay. Yeah that’s kind of why I was thinking medicine. It’s only plus 1 but so that’s 18. |
| 03:49:33:22 | 03:49:35:05 | Jesse [GM] | and who are you trying to hit this time |
| 03:49:36:01 | 03:49:41:07 | Dave [Xeros] | TBD I’m fighting with you Things are just going to get more and more interesting |
| 03:49:37:00 | 03:49:37:04 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 03:49:42:27 | 03:49:53:13 | Chris [TBD] | So DVD’s just barely getting back up off the ground after getting knocked out by Nico, and my rump is right in your face |
| 03:49:53:13 | 03:49:59:22 | Chris [TBD] | And that’s probably your prime target Punched me right in the butt Which sends me flying with an 18 |
| 03:50:00:28 | 03:50:02:24 | Jesse [GM] | yeah this just goliath |
| 03:50:02:27 | 03:50:03:29 | Steve [Nortle] | COLONOSCOPY PUNCH |
| 03:50:04:01 | 03:50:04:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:50:04:27 | 03:50:15:16 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, he’s like He inflated a balloon |
| 03:50:05:16 | 03:50:10:29 | Dave [Xeros] | You understand that his muscles are just for show it’s not |
| 03:50:12:21 | 03:50:13:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 03:50:12:26 | 03:50:14:04 | Chris [TBD] | It’s just glamour |
| 03:50:13:07 | 03:50:15:05 | Jesse [GM] | he’s deflating in the corner |
| 03:50:14:27 | 03:50:15:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I mean |
| 03:50:16:22 | 03:50:22:02 | Jesse [GM] | yeah exactly so you’ve tossed tbt this little rabbit has tossed |
| 03:50:18:01 | 03:50:18:22 | Brin [Basil] | Okay |
| 03:50:22:05 | 03:50:22:22 | Chris [TBD] | Why? |
| 03:50:23:22 | 03:50:36:10 | Chris [TBD] | That’s actually |
| 03:50:25:08 | 03:50:28:13 | Brin [Basil] | I’m sorry It’s all for the sake of learning |
| 03:50:27:23 | 03:50:32:23 | Jesse [GM] | eros is your last attempt that you basically have time for right now to see if |
| 03:50:32:23 | 03:50:40:14 | Jesse [GM] | you can begin to master the skill he’s he’s within proximity she |
| 03:50:36:10 | 03:50:38:06 | Chris [TBD] | a pretty cool mechanic. If you can… |
| 03:50:37:19 | 03:50:44:08 | Dave [Xeros] | your mother’s mouth was really nice she just has this really interesting way with her tongue |
| 03:50:39:20 | 03:50:45:10 | Brin [Basil] | For this one I think I’m going to try and do |
| 03:50:46:21 | 03:50:47:26 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh |
| 03:50:47:11 | 03:50:49:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, how are you going to sing without teeth? |
| 03:50:50:01 | 03:50:58:18 | Brin [Basil] | Okay Okay. I’m not intimidating at all, so I’m going to try and do intimidation |
| 03:50:53:17 | 03:50:55:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. Yeah, that would work. |
| 03:50:58:18 | 03:51:05:14 | Brin [Basil] | to find balance. Wait, do I want that though? Maybe I do. Just in case. |
| 03:51:00:07 | 03:51:01:09 | Dave [Xeros] | inspiration by the way |
| 03:51:03:23 | 03:51:08:10 | Jesse [GM] | let’s uh we’ll apply it we’ll play it as a plus or minus depending on what you get |
| 03:51:05:04 | 03:51:06:16 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s hard to say |
| 03:51:06:21 | 03:51:09:04 | Dave [Xeros] | plus or minus d6 |
| 03:51:07:23 | 03:51:10:21 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. Is it d6? Okay. Okay. |
| 03:51:14:27 | 03:51:18:07 | Brin [Basil] | I just got… wait, 19? |
| 03:51:18:01 | 03:51:29:07 | Jesse [GM] | now you’re rolling crazy high okay roll uh your oh nice |
| 03:51:18:07 | 03:51:27:06 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, |
| 03:51:21:13 | 03:51:26:29 | Dave [Xeros] | you gotta roll the yeah, you’re not gonna get close to a 12 maybe if you get a 6 |
| 03:51:27:06 | 03:51:31:00 | Brin [Basil] | I did get a 6. So yeah, I mean 13. |
| 03:51:29:07 | 03:51:39:01 | Jesse [GM] | okay oh yeah yeah okay so 13 so you got a 7 and a 13 so you’re kind of starting to hone in on the skill |
| 03:51:38:05 | 03:51:38:14 | Brin [Basil] | close. |
| 03:51:39:21 | 03:51:43:19 | Jesse [GM] | describe for us where you hit arrows real quick though and how you before |
| 03:51:43:29 | 03:51:52:14 | Brin [Basil] | I well my goal was to try and restore his teeth that was what I was going for so I was gonna uppercut to his chin like this |
| 03:51:53:20 | 03:51:54:10 | Steve [Nortle] | the last tooth |
| 03:51:54:01 | 03:51:55:29 | Jesse [GM] | yes his last one |
| 03:51:56:05 | 03:51:58:22 | Brin [Basil] | all he wants for Christmas is all of his teeth |
| 03:51:58:22 | 03:51:59:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:52:01:11 | 03:52:06:11 | Dave [Xeros] | me I kind of float in the air for a second I loosen that last piece of tooth but I’ll just spit it right in your face |
| 03:52:07:05 | 03:52:15:10 | Jesse [GM] | and Basil knowing Basil you keep this 1-2 right you’re going to pocket one of these I’m assuming yeah okay |
| 03:52:15:10 | 03:52:21:08 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh so nico nico looks at you |
| 03:52:16:07 | 03:52:18:18 | Chris [TBD] | And that’s the Tooth Fairy was born. |
| 03:52:20:13 | 03:52:23:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I want you to suck on it like a Jolly Rancher at night |
| 03:52:24:27 | 03:52:26:02 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s like popcorn |
| 03:52:26:26 | 03:52:33:08 | Jesse [GM] | nico look at you and she gives you a little bow um she says to you that was a respectable |
| 03:52:36:19 | 03:52:39:27 | Brin [Basil] | that was the most fun I’ve had in two weeks |
| 03:52:37:12 | 03:52:38:14 | Chris [TBD] | that was |
| 03:52:42:12 | 03:52:45:17 | Jesse [GM] | you’re not there yet you’ll have a few more opportunities |
| 03:52:48:15 | 03:52:48:29 | Jesse [GM] | But |
| 03:52:50:10 | 03:53:02:04 | Jesse [GM] | you will need to concentrate, it will require all of you to master this skill. She turns back to both of you and she gives up right? And she makes the cool like karate noises and everything too except |
| 03:53:02:04 | 03:53:03:21 | Jesse [GM] | as a girl so they sound a little bit different |
| 03:53:04:24 | 03:53:14:16 | Jesse [GM] | and she restores your HP back to normal with these So she gives you the throwing on of hands She restores Your teeth are back except for one |
| 03:53:08:01 | 03:53:08:22 | Chris [TBD] | awesome |
| 03:53:11:18 | 03:53:12:23 | Dave [Xeros] | did my teeth come back |
| 03:53:14:27 | 03:53:17:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:53:15:16 | 03:53:17:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:53:16:16 | 03:53:17:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna |
| 03:53:17:01 | 03:53:18:16 | Jesse [GM] | decide which one it is |
| 03:53:18:18 | 03:53:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | reach on the other side of my mouth |
| 03:53:20:01 | 03:53:21:16 | Jesse [GM] | balance it out |
| 03:53:21:06 | 03:53:22:20 | Dave [Xeros] | and I’m just gonna rip it out |
| 03:53:23:24 | 03:53:29:10 | Dave [Xeros] | lick it at her balance everything out there’s your balance yeah, there’s you balance Nico |
| 03:53:26:29 | 03:53:27:26 | Jesse [GM] | at Niko |
| 03:53:29:23 | 03:53:35:23 | Jesse [GM] | you don’t even see the staff but she just and uh she like hits it directly to your pocket okay |
| 03:53:30:27 | 03:53:32:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:53:32:13 | 03:53:40:26 | Chris [TBD] | where is this coming from |
| 03:53:37:08 | 03:53:47:17 | Dave [Xeros] | suck on it like a Jolly Rancher I have a problem with this sort of that bully people |
| 03:53:37:11 | 03:53:39:22 | Brin [Basil] | I have both of them |
| 03:53:48:05 | 03:53:51:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I have a problem with bullies. I have a problem with bullys, Nico! |
| 03:53:51:19 | 03:53:52:15 | Jesse [GM] | K |
| 03:53:55:11 | 03:54:06:20 | Jesse [GM] | So Nico looks at you all, and she bows. She says I must attend to my other students, but I will see you later in the week. |
| 03:54:06:03 | 03:54:07:21 | Chris [TBD] | what did Nortle learn |
| 03:54:10:16 | 03:54:14:00 | Jesse [GM] | Nortle, Nortel, you look around the stadium, |
| 03:54:14:25 | 03:54:26:06 | Jesse [GM] | and you see in the corner mud wrestling. Not with Nereza, |
| 03:54:21:29 | 03:54:23:00 | Brin [Basil] | do it |
| 03:54:26:06 | 03:54:34:01 | Jesse [GM] | but you see mud wrestling in the corner of the arena and |
| 03:54:26:10 | 03:54:26:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Wow. |
| 03:54:29:11 | 03:54:30:14 | Brin [Basil] | she’s butt naked |
| 03:54:33:14 | 03:54:34:08 | Brin [Basil] | I’m sorry |
| 03:54:34:27 | 03:54:37:19 | Dave [Xeros] | What kind of school do we go to? I thought this was like a… |
| 03:54:35:12 | 03:54:37:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Probably that anatomy book. |
| 03:54:40:03 | 03:54:46:09 | Brin [Basil] | this is a really weird picture on the front of that anatomy book looks like a bunny with a bow tie I can’t figure it out |
| 03:54:46:08 | 03:54:48:14 | Steve [Nortle] | A profile shot. Profile money. |
| 03:54:47:16 | 03:54:48:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:54:54:01 | 03:54:57:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey TBD, I’m going to saunter over there. You want to saunter with me? |
| 03:54:58:27 | 03:54:59:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s go! Come on! |
| 03:54:59:00 | 03:55:05:27 | Chris [TBD] | TBD gets really shy around with a hobble |
| 03:55:00:15 | 03:55:03:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I think it’s the only way he can walk right now is sauntering |
| 03:55:01:25 | 03:55:11:09 | Brin [Basil] | no you’re healed You’re fine your chi has been restored |
| 03:55:08:09 | 03:55:12:10 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you’re feeling good that’s right yep |
| 03:55:08:14 | 03:55:08:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh |
| 03:55:11:08 | 03:55:15:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, but it’s like a good pain. |
| 03:55:11:19 | 03:55:22:23 | Chris [TBD] | it still hurts though yeah I’m healed but like it hurts yeah, yeah, I know all about that |
| 03:55:16:13 | 03:55:17:12 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s good pain? |
| 03:55:17:04 | 03:55:22:05 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it’s like after a good workout or something right yeah um |
| 03:55:19:13 | 03:55:20:03 | Dave [Xeros] | so good |
| 03:55:21:22 | 03:55:33:06 | Steve [Nortle] | CTBD, I figure that I’ve got an advantage in the mud pit because mud is part water and I can breathe underwater so, the way I figure |
| 03:55:27:14 | 03:55:28:11 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 03:55:33:06 | 03:55:36:11 | Steve [Nortle] | they won’t expect a submarine attack |
| 03:55:36:01 | 03:55:39:00 | Chris [TBD] | sound logic there bro |
| 03:55:42:22 | 03:55:43:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:55:43:16 | 03:55:46:29 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t know I don’ t have gills It’s just incredible lung control |
| 03:55:45:25 | 03:55:53:26 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right okay cool all right so as you approach the um the mud pits |
| 03:55:55:07 | 03:56:04:07 | Jesse [GM] | there’s a lot of grappling, there’s a lot of wrestling right? A lot different types of moves that you’re seeing here. So not a lot of weapons necessarily but it’s just kind of hand-to-hand combat |
| 03:55:59:11 | 03:56:00:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Hmm |
| 03:56:04:05 | 03:56:04:19 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s okay. |
| 03:56:07:15 | 03:56:18:26 | Jesse [GM] | and this as you get to the mud pits again you recognize someone who is there wrestling and this particular individual has |
| 03:56:18:26 | 03:56:19:20 | Jesse [GM] | eight legs |
| 03:56:21:29 | 03:56:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s Amla |
| 03:56:24:04 | 03:56:24:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Whoa! |
| 03:56:25:11 | 03:56:26:16 | Chris [TBD] | check it out |
| 03:56:26:29 | 03:56:27:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah! |
| 03:56:28:08 | 03:56:36:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, I remember you from Well, I don’ know if I do or not Do we remember? Yeah Like Hey It’s Hey You could get |
| 03:56:36:02 | 03:56:38:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s like you’re from a dream. |
| 03:56:39:20 | 03:56:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Conver it by like the one conversion that Falclaw had in Sinoday. How you doing, man? We also |
| 03:56:44:12 | 03:56:44:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Yes. |
| 03:56:47:09 | 03:56:56:29 | Dave [Xeros] | saw you at The Battle of the Bands! Hey! |
| 03:56:48:18 | 03:56:56:10 | Jesse [GM] | he has pinned his opponent and he is in the act of wrestling and he looks up at all you |
| 03:56:49:07 | 03:56:49:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Amla. |
| 03:56:56:29 | 03:57:03:10 | Dave [Xeros] | How’s it going, man?! Praise! |
| 03:56:59:16 | 03:57:05:19 | Jesse [GM] | and he kind of tilts his head he knows that he’s seen you before but he’s not totally sure where he’s seeing you before |
| 03:57:06:14 | 03:57:11:20 | Steve [Nortle] | We danced once upon a dream. I’m pretty sure I hit a Childreth with my sister. |
| 03:57:08:06 | 03:57:08:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:57:08:15 | 03:57:09:06 | Jesse [GM] | You’re right |
| 03:57:11:13 | 03:57:21:09 | Jesse [GM] | and says, you’re right Let’s dance And he throws he throws his pinned uh sparring partner throws him to the side |
| 03:57:14:22 | 03:57:14:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Boo! |
| 03:57:20:11 | 03:57:23:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s just say that it’s Morty. Oh, jeez! |
| 03:57:24:24 | 03:57:25:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:25:08 | 03:57:36:26 | Jesse [GM] | morty morty will come nowhere near the school of combat okay you who will not be here okay the one place on campus he will not go okay large crowds in combat yeah |
| 03:57:26:23 | 03:57:36:11 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, thank you sir. |
| 03:57:27:21 | 03:57:29:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:28:00 | 03:57:28:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:28:29 | 03:57:31:26 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:31:16 | 03:57:32:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:33:23 | 03:57:38:10 | Dave [Xeros] | oh geez |
| 03:57:36:28 | 03:57:43:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay so he throws is partner aside and he jumps towards you okay so you’re basically |
| 03:57:43:14 | 03:57:50:10 | Jesse [GM] | you’re in combat but we’re gonna do um uh where we’re going to have three |
| 03:57:48:21 | 03:57:56:06 | Chris [TBD] | proud Amla found his life calling mud wrestling grapple |
| 03:57:53:07 | 03:58:04:21 | Jesse [GM] | rounds to your wrestling match same thing you can choose any skill that want to use not combat nope if you beat amla all |
| 03:57:58:19 | 03:58:03:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so it’s not combat combat. I’m not going to use any of my breath weapons or anything like that. |
| 03:58:04:21 | 03:58:13:12 | Jesse [GM] | three rounds you’ve basically mastered the art this wrestling part right which is like it’s basically yeah like the grapple feat has a lot to do with that by |
| 03:58:09:02 | 03:58:09:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 03:58:13:12 | 03:58:23:05 | Jesse [GM] | the way all of your feats i’ll share them with you more detailed stuff just put them in dndb on but there’s all kind of i’ve kind of blended a few together to modify so there’s a little bit |
| 03:58:22:10 | 03:58:22:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 03:58:23:05 | 03:58:33:13 | Jesse [GM] | extra so it’s not just okay um so yeah you uh you get to um strike first amla is going to jump |
| 03:58:33:13 | 03:58:39:28 | Jesse [GM] | towards you no mercy uh you can choose your skill but it’s going to go back and forth and |
| 03:58:36:06 | 03:58:37:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Shweep the legs! |
| 03:58:41:14 | 03:58:46:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so it’s just straight… I’m still using my abilities but it’s number versus number. |
| 03:58:48:02 | 03:58:59:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, I’m going to use my perception to slide into turtle bullet time so that I’m seeing it coming… |
| 03:58:59:16 | 03:59:06:29 | Dave [Xeros] | instead of you |
| 03:58:59:27 | 03:59:01:17 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s turtle time. Really? |
| 03:59:02:25 | 03:59:06:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Which means that time slows down instead of me |
| 03:59:09:14 | 03:59:10:03 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 03:59:09:14 | 03:59:12:19 | Steve [Nortle] | this is how I won the race to be honest |
| 03:59:13:01 | 03:59:20:28 | Brin [Basil] | oh my gosh we’re gonna have a series to discuss later |
| 03:59:13:15 | 03:59:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | So it was magic! |
| 03:59:18:06 | 03:59:18:20 | Steve [Nortle] | alright |
| 03:59:19:03 | 03:59:27:05 | Jesse [GM] | yeah thank you whoa wow okay cool all right um okay amla is |
| 03:59:21:14 | 03:59:21:29 | Steve [Nortle] | 19 |
| 03:59:27:05 | 03:59:36:19 | Jesse [GM] | going to come back with you at you with um just an athletics he’s just gonna try whatever move you’re trying to throw on him he’s gonna try and dodge it midair before he lands on you and kind |
| 03:59:36:19 | 03:59:48:14 | Jesse [GM] | of reverse what you’re doing okay whoa yeah he only rolled a 10 okay so yeah yeah so you kind |
| 03:59:38:29 | 03:59:39:21 | Steve [Nortle] | let’s see |
| 03:59:46:19 | 03:59:47:08 | Chris [TBD] | his balance |
| 03:59:48:14 | 03:59:55:07 | Jesse [GM] | of throw he kind of like comes to jump on top of you and you like throw him off the right like slams to the ground |
| 03:59:55:11 | 04:00:05:22 | Dave [Xeros] | So your head came out of your ass? |
| 03:59:55:11 | 04:00:02:14 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m kind of picturing it like he thinks he’s got me by the upper body but I go into my shell and then my limbs all switch spots |
| 04:00:04:17 | 04:00:05:06 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s what |
| 04:00:05:09 | 04:00:06:27 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:07:02 | 04:00:11:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, that’s what it looks like. I mean, there are certain |
| 04:00:10:12 | 04:00:13:16 | Brin [Basil] | I hate that move. I knew it! |
| 04:00:12:01 | 04:00:12:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:12:12 | 04:00:15:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I knew it! That’s where it was the whole time! |
| 04:00:15:16 | 04:00:16:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:15:18 | 04:00:16:22 | Jesse [GM] | seal the holes |
| 04:00:15:26 | 04:00:17:25 | Chris [TBD] | Steal the heart, steal the heart. |
| 04:00:16:25 | 04:00:17:14 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:18:11 | 04:00:20:15 | Steve [Nortle] | There’s no paraffin wax around here. |
| 04:00:21:25 | 04:00:27:17 | Jesse [GM] | that you could move around in here still but I love it so much okay |
| 04:00:22:00 | 04:00:25:12 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t. It just looks like it. |
| 04:00:26:22 | 04:00:27:21 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:27:11 | 04:00:28:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:00:29:07 | 04:00:32:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright. Okay. |
| 04:00:29:26 | 04:00:35:22 | Jesse [GM] | that’s round one so you win round one very good okay uh while they’re in combat basil you can attempt one |
| 04:00:35:22 | 04:00:42:08 | Jesse [GM] | more try at healing hands uh with anybody who’s in your vicinity which is really just these two |
| 04:00:39:20 | 04:00:40:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’m in |
| 04:00:42:08 | 04:00:42:29 | Chris [TBD] | Crap. |
| 04:00:42:21 | 04:00:49:16 | Brin [Basil] | I’m In the corner trying to concentrate I’m super quiet And they’re slowly not realizing that They’re way too close to me |
| 04:00:52:26 | 04:00:53:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Praise Basil. |
| 04:00:53:14 | 04:00:55:22 | Chris [TBD] | TBD is focused on the fight. |
| 04:00:55:13 | 04:00:57:27 | Brin [Basil] | And I didn’t pick a thing Before |
| 04:00:58:11 | 04:00:58:23 | Jesse [GM] | a thing |
| 04:01:02:02 | 04:01:03:22 | Jesse [GM] | why don’t we roll this way all the time |
| 04:01:03:20 | 04:01:10:12 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah is it? I’m gonna use acrobatics. |
| 04:01:12:00 | 04:01:23:19 | Jesse [GM] | what because you rolled a three okay awesome okay nice okay or is it uh well 11 right |
| 04:01:13:17 | 04:01:17:26 | Brin [Basil] | I rolled a four, so that is nine. |
| 04:01:19:25 | 04:01:20:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Nine’s balanced, |
| 04:01:23:19 | 04:01:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | if you’re proficient so it’s plus seven right so 11 still still okay um yeah so you’re close but you still so tell me how you hit one of them |
| 04:01:25:12 | 04:01:27:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! Yes. |
| 04:01:29:20 | 04:01:39:20 | Brin [Basil] | I’m close. Okay. Can I hit both of them? |
| 04:01:33:29 | 04:01:44:09 | Jesse [GM] | you do take away like one hp with this with this strike it’s not quite healing for while she’s |
| 04:01:39:21 | 04:01:43:11 | Dave [Xeros] | but do you heal? So it’s like you have to get a ten for her to heal. |
| 04:01:44:09 | 04:01:54:28 | Jesse [GM] | learning this like the difficulty level right it’s like she has to like yeah she’s got to get pretty close to this at least right now could change |
| 04:01:46:16 | 04:01:47:24 | Steve [Nortle] | has to be precise |
| 04:01:50:03 | 04:01:51:13 | Brin [Basil] | So close. |
| 04:01:52:29 | 04:01:53:13 | Brin [Basil] | Alright. |
| 04:01:54:16 | 04:02:06:13 | Brin [Basil] | My concentration just instantly breaks and I punch both of those dead in the biceps like total Big brother dead arm. |
| 04:02:01:18 | 04:02:03:10 | Chris [TBD] | Oh man again. |
| 04:02:07:17 | 04:02:10:17 | Brin [Basil] | Do you know how many dead arms? I have six brothers |
| 04:02:11:02 | 04:02:11:21 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:02:13:10 | 04:02:15:15 | Jesse [GM] | miracle your arms still function is what we’re learning |
| 04:02:14:24 | 04:02:16:15 | Brin [Basil] | No, I have like a divot |
| 04:02:16:07 | 04:02:17:06 | Chris [TBD] | There are still |
| 04:02:17:12 | 04:02:23:01 | Dave [Xeros] | My arm just goes limp and I flip it back and swing it so it slaps a |
| 04:02:17:24 | 04:02:18:24 | Brin [Basil] | There’s a divet |
| 04:02:25:05 | 04:02:29:08 | Brin [Basil] | But he didn’t aim very well so it just went right through my ears |
| 04:02:25:08 | 04:02:26:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Knock it off! |
| 04:02:27:04 | 04:02:27:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Eros. |
| 04:02:30:15 | 04:02:40:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I still hit your ears. Hey, just wait. Just wait till this heals? Things are going to go really poorly. We still have to go to the School of Sorcery. It’s called Payback. |
| 04:02:32:25 | 04:02:33:08 | Brin [Basil] | mean |
| 04:02:32:26 | 04:02:34:04 | Chris [TBD] | They’re floppy. |
| 04:02:38:11 | 04:02:42:11 | Brin [Basil] | You just wait I’m gonna heal it! Just one second! |
| 04:02:44:16 | 04:02:55:16 | Steve [Nortle] | okay um so he’s over at the other area so i’m going to do use my acrobatics to try to sort of juke my way left, right, left, |
| 04:02:55:19 | 04:02:57:05 | Steve [Nortle] | right and then pounce on him. |
| 04:02:56:29 | 04:02:58:02 | Dave [Xeros] | A-B select start. |
| 04:02:58:11 | 04:03:01:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. Dirty 20 |
| 04:03:01:04 | 04:03:02:23 | Chris [TBD] | It’s 30 tries. |
| 04:03:01:29 | 04:03:13:22 | Jesse [GM] | my gosh well this sucks okay all right we’ll see if he’s recovered from this okay yeah so |
| 04:03:02:22 | 04:03:03:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man. |
| 04:03:04:23 | 04:03:05:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s see it. |
| 04:03:05:22 | 04:03:07:04 | Brin [Basil] | Wow this sucks |
| 04:03:07:03 | 04:03:13:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Can Amlet like… Can he, can he… Like, he has eight legs. He’s like bonus something, right? |
| 04:03:13:22 | 04:03:20:23 | Jesse [GM] | he’s gonna so his next skill he’s gonna use he’s going to use stealth and he is pretty stealthy okay um so |
| 04:03:20:23 | 04:03:26:08 | Jesse [GM] | as you’re approaching uh with sort of his exact motion um he’s gotta try and like |
| 04:03:26:08 | 04:03:34:25 | Jesse [GM] | uh he’s wanna try and conceal his like next move basically right because he has so many legs |
| 04:03:34:25 | 04:03:45:24 | Jesse [GM] | it’s like you won’t be able to see which way he’s Gonna go as you get closer right kind of thing we’re gonna call that stealth okay because it’s kind of hidden yeah okay |
| 04:03:41:14 | 04:03:44:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. Alright that’s fine That’s fine. I get it |
| 04:03:43:13 | 04:03:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | The arachniferia. |
| 04:03:46:26 | 04:03:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Arachnifuria. |
| 04:03:49:17 | 04:03:50:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-oh. |
| 04:03:50:12 | 04:03:51:22 | Jesse [GM] | you got a 15 |
| 04:03:52:19 | 04:03:52:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh! |
| 04:03:53:08 | 04:03:56:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah I can count legs friend |
| 04:03:58:07 | 04:04:00:25 | Chris [TBD] | And I see you have seven |
| 04:04:00:04 | 04:04:00:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Six! |
| 04:04:00:25 | 04:04:02:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:04:03:02 | 04:04:03:20 | Brin [Basil] | Wait! |
| 04:04:03:04 | 04:04:05:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Clearly, you have six legs! |
| 04:04:04:29 | 04:04:05:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:04:05:04 | 04:04:07:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Silly! I only count up to six. |
| 04:04:08:16 | 04:04:14:14 | Jesse [GM] | nice yeah so he’s still little dazed from you throwing him across the arena okay |
| 04:04:13:25 | 04:04:21:03 | Steve [Nortle] | So I’m going to grab him and just skitter him across it like a stone on a lake. |
| 04:04:18:05 | 04:04:19:10 | Chris [TBD] | Skipping stone |
| 04:04:21:20 | 04:04:28:04 | Jesse [GM] | like blows through a few like groups of soldiers these are the bowling pin sounds also happens with him |
| 04:04:25:27 | 04:04:27:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Bowling pin sound again? |
| 04:04:28:28 | 04:04:31:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Spare! Wait, I mean… |
| 04:04:30:22 | 04:04:37:07 | Chris [TBD] | On the Jumbotrons, this wild, crazy animation of these pins bouncing around and starts playing. |
| 04:04:31:01 | 04:04:32:14 | Brin [Basil] | Just on the jumbled tronches. |
| 04:04:39:23 | 04:04:45:00 | Chris [TBD] | The jet flies and drops a pin or bowling ball on a bunch of pins and an atom bomb goes off. |
| 04:04:45:17 | 04:04:49:22 | Jesse [GM] | the image silent image |
| 04:04:46:13 | 04:04:49:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Minor illusion. The one that Fowlclaw |
| 04:04:47:02 | 04:04:47:20 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! |
| 04:04:49:29 | 04:04:51:11 | Chris [TBD] | Silent image. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 04:04:50:28 | 04:04:53:04 | Steve [Nortle] | did to make the anime fight |
| 04:04:54:00 | 04:04:55:06 | Jesse [GM] | in the arena |
| 04:04:54:19 | 04:04:57:05 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s the at supported version |
| 04:04:56:28 | 04:04:58:13 | Chris [TBD] | Unhinged, wild animation. |
| 04:04:57:14 | 04:04:58:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:04:58:14 | 04:05:00:09 | Dave [Xeros] | pops up it’s just owls flying around |
| 04:05:00:29 | 04:05:11:22 | Jesse [GM] | there’s a lot of overlap there’s lots of different schools all over the place so there’s some sorcerers here practicing their magic and stuff too with all this alright we’re onto the third final round for today |
| 04:05:10:07 | 04:05:20:01 | Steve [Nortle] | alright so he thought he was stealthy I’m gonna try the submarine attack and just become one with the mud |
| 04:05:20:11 | 04:05:21:16 | Jesse [GM] | go underground |
| 04:05:21:26 | 04:05:24:26 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger coming out with the mud |
| 04:05:24:01 | 04:05:26:24 | Steve [Nortle] | oh no it’s a 10 |
| 04:05:25:04 | 04:05:26:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah! |
| 04:05:28:04 | 04:05:29:29 | Jesse [GM] | come on Amla |
| 04:05:29:10 | 04:05:40:02 | Dave [Xeros] | come on Amla he only gets halfway under the mud so you see the shell just coming at ya |
| 04:05:31:04 | 04:05:35:07 | Chris [TBD] | I mean, come on. What he just described is not very likely to happen. |
| 04:05:31:19 | 04:05:40:25 | Brin [Basil] | This is a big shelf floating. |
| 04:05:39:22 | 04:05:45:07 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s not bad a little snorkel just pops out |
| 04:05:40:02 | 04:05:44:03 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like a submarine with a little periscope coming out |
| 04:05:45:12 | 04:05:46:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Nortal is not very convincing |
| 04:05:47:03 | 04:05:55:17 | Jesse [GM] | so um he uh amla realizes that he’s been relying on his strength for most of this |
| 04:05:55:17 | 04:06:00:03 | Jesse [GM] | time okay and so he is going to pray to saloonate |
| 04:06:02:14 | 04:06:08:08 | Jesse [GM] | and basically plead for divine intervention on this round. |
| 04:06:07:08 | 04:06:09:19 | Steve [Nortle] | have like plus seven to religion |
| 04:06:09:21 | 04:06:17:05 | Jesse [GM] | He’s got a plus five to religion, but with this action, with this prayer, he gets a plus three to this as well because I hate that up. |
| 04:06:18:23 | 04:06:27:05 | Steve [Nortle] | all of it requires is a nat one and I got can we have Brynroll for you? |
| 04:06:21:02 | 04:06:23:08 | Chris [TBD] | You don’t have to tell us. |
| 04:06:24:18 | 04:06:25:22 | Jesse [GM] | It’s more fun that way. |
| 04:06:28:22 | 04:06:29:06 | Dave [Xeros] | see |
| 04:06:28:25 | 04:06:32:16 | Jesse [GM] | She’s been rolling pretty high now when it is not working out for her. |
| 04:06:32:14 | 04:06:37:29 | Dave [Xeros] | that you’re actually praying to Salune and then with that, I’m like brother, and I give you Botic Inspiration |
| 04:06:39:07 | 04:06:42:02 | Jesse [GM] | You want to give us another modifier to this? |
| 04:06:41:26 | 04:06:46:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah you get plus 6 well, plus d6 whatever you want to roll |
| 04:06:43:17 | 04:06:51:14 | Steve [Nortle] | A 1. A d6. A 1, a 1… I should point out, a 1 is always a failure though no matter how many modifiers you have. |
| 04:06:45:16 | 04:06:47:21 | Brin [Basil] | Potential. A potential plus-look. |
| 04:06:50:11 | 04:06:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 04:06:51:09 | 04:06:57:01 | Jesse [GM] | are you saying you have to discern whether he’s praying or not for it? You have to roll something to see if he’s playing |
| 04:06:56:21 | 04:07:02:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I know that he’s praying it’s just I’m just giving him Botic |
| 04:06:58:25 | 04:07:01:05 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, you’re just adding Yeah |
| 04:07:02:04 | 04:07:03:21 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s That communal fate. |
| 04:07:05:26 | 04:07:16:27 | Jesse [GM] | Collective Spirit Wow He got a 4 and we’ll add the another 4 So yeah |
| 04:07:16:27 | 04:07:24:04 | Jesse [GM] | he got 12 16 on his on the final round you were so close to grapple grappling amla okay |
| 04:07:20:20 | 04:07:22:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah and he did |
| 04:07:24:02 | 04:07:27:07 | Steve [Nortle] | See, that one wouldn’t have been a 19th but no |
| 04:07:24:04 | 04:07:32:12 | Jesse [GM] | okay um and |
| 04:07:29:06 | 04:07:29:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Rats |
| 04:07:32:12 | 04:07:40:25 | Jesse [GM] | uh as you try to uh burrow and immerse yourself in the mud amla amla does this |
| 04:07:39:12 | 04:07:42:16 | Dave [Xeros] | we are the mud people |
| 04:07:40:06 | 04:07:41:14 | Steve [Nortle] | I thought it was a good idea |
| 04:07:42:02 | 04:07:48:10 | Jesse [GM] | amla Does This like strike against the earth okay and He kind of turns into an airbender for a sec |
| 04:07:48:10 | 04:07:54:21 | Jesse [GM] | and you like launch out of the ground right and clear up in the air slam back down on the ground |
| 04:07:55:29 | 04:07:58:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Nice big lung full of mud shoots out |
| 04:07:59:22 | 04:08:05:24 | Jesse [GM] | yeah uh we’re gonna call this though because you won two of the three rounds |
| 04:08:02:10 | 04:08:02:29 | Brin [Basil] | No? |
| 04:08:04:29 | 04:08:05:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:08:05:24 | 04:08:13:24 | Jesse [GM] | we’re going to call it one success for your feet yeah so now you have another thing |
| 04:08:07:17 | 04:08:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 04:08:08:29 | 04:08:12:23 | Steve [Nortle] | knowledge? Feet. Gotta track feet! |
| 04:08:11:01 | 04:08:12:12 | Brin [Basil] | Nope. I’m not that different. |
| 04:08:13:24 | 04:08:14:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Yay! |
| 04:08:13:24 | 04:08:23:14 | Jesse [GM] | to track yay school okay so you basically you will have multiple attempts throughout the week |
| 04:08:18:15 | 04:08:19:24 | Steve [Nortle] | I mean, I’m a fan. |
| 04:08:23:14 | 04:08:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | to master your feats but you basically need three successes before the week is over to gain the feet okay all right so you have one because right now you’re you were a natural |
| 04:08:31:08 | 04:08:31:23 | Brin [Basil] | Woof. |
| 04:08:35:07 | 04:08:37:04 | Brin [Basil] | Mine’s for sure the hardest. |
| 04:08:35:08 | 04:08:44:01 | Jesse [GM] | you had a lot like you’re familiar uh yeah in this in this case yeah that’s kind of how it |
| 04:08:38:07 | 04:08:40:28 | Chris [TBD] | best two out of three For him. |
| 04:08:43:12 | 04:08:45:01 | Chris [TBD] | Got it, got it. Okay, cool. |
| 04:08:44:01 | 04:08:48:26 | Jesse [GM] | worked out yeah so you do learn some of the grappling technique okay let’s wrestling match |
| 04:08:47:17 | 04:08:53:12 | Steve [Nortle] | That was good rassel. |
| 04:08:48:26 | 04:08:59:04 | Jesse [GM] | k uh amla turns to you uh and he he uh yeah he bows to you his opponent with like three |
| 04:09:01:03 | 04:09:02:15 | Jesse [GM] | His other two he’s standing on. |
| 04:09:03:05 | 04:09:06:08 | Steve [Nortle] | But I landed on my back so I’m gonna need some help with me. |
| 04:09:08:02 | 04:09:09:09 | Brin [Basil] | I’m busy! |
| 04:09:09:19 | 04:09:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | but for someone who’s he’s got so much acrobatics you figure i keep it |
| 04:09:12:28 | 04:09:13:16 | Jesse [GM] | Amla, |
| 04:09:13:09 | 04:09:16:27 | Steve [Nortle] | He knocked the I mean that he knocked the wind out of me. |
| 04:09:15:11 | 04:09:25:05 | Dave [Xeros] | why don’t you uh okay once oh i’ll |
| 04:09:16:26 | 04:09:19:13 | Jesse [GM] | I’m skeptical at what’s about to happen but Amla |
| 04:09:20:16 | 04:09:24:16 | Jesse [GM] | respects his opponent and so he will offer you up. |
| 04:09:24:17 | 04:09:26:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, I’ll take that. Yeah, for sure. |
| 04:09:26:09 | 04:09:27:10 | Jesse [GM] | He helps you up |
| 04:09:28:27 | 04:09:38:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Thanks, mate. I hit him on the back like a really friendly type of thing and leave a massive turtle print on the back |
| 04:09:37:07 | 04:09:39:06 | Brin [Basil] | first part by tricking them. |
| 04:09:39:12 | 04:09:43:17 | Steve [Nortle] | And the mud is kind of reddish so now he looks like a black widow from behind |
| 04:09:42:22 | 04:09:43:05 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! |
| 04:09:42:29 | 04:09:43:08 | Jesse [GM] | Oh |
| 04:09:43:20 | 04:09:48:13 | Dave [Xeros] | oh yeah amla the black |
| 04:09:44:16 | 04:09:47:10 | Jesse [GM] | Intimidation Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. |
| 04:09:45:13 | 04:09:45:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah |
| 04:09:45:18 | 04:09:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:09:49:25 | 04:09:55:05 | Jesse [GM] | He looks at you now that you’re covered in mud for some reason he’s like oh I recognize you guys |
| 04:09:54:27 | 04:09:55:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:09:56:11 | 04:09:58:28 | Jesse [GM] | Hey, I’ve seen you. You were at the Battle of the Bands |
| 04:10:00:04 | 04:10:00:16 | Jesse [GM] | Alright |
| 04:10:00:08 | 04:10:01:27 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah we were |
| 04:10:02:16 | 04:10:02:29 | Jesse [GM] | Awesome |
| 04:10:03:12 | 04:10:07:25 | Chris [TBD] | He wouldn’t recognize me though I don’t think I’ve ever seen him once in person |
| 04:10:06:14 | 04:10:09:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Well you did the day that he was converted |
| 04:10:09:04 | 04:10:12:11 | Dave [Xeros] | high as a kite that day though |
| 04:10:09:13 | 04:10:10:18 | Chris [TBD] | and the day he was converted |
| 04:10:11:27 | 04:10:12:22 | Jesse [GM] | But also |
| 04:10:12:10 | 04:10:24:05 | Steve [Nortle] | He would have seen you when he came through while you were trying to get over the pit that’s where Amla came out and saw Foul Claw looking like an |
| 04:10:21:11 | 04:10:21:24 | Jesse [GM] | Master |
| 04:10:24:05 | 04:10:25:08 | Steve [Nortle] | angelic being |
| 04:10:24:25 | 04:10:30:21 | Dave [Xeros] | I feel like you’re |
| 04:10:25:14 | 04:10:26:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:10:25:14 | 04:10:26:12 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:10:25:23 | 04:10:26:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:10:29:14 | 04:10:36:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I see that you’ve really improved your vocal control. You’ve been practicing your speech |
| 04:10:35:27 | 04:10:45:29 | Jesse [GM] | because you mentioned uh that like they don’t speak to begin with right so as like part of this sort of like change in nature he’s he’s found |
| 04:10:37:17 | 04:10:39:23 | Steve [Nortle] | typically they don’t |
| 04:10:41:25 | 04:10:43:15 | Chris [TBD] | What have we done? |
| 04:10:44:19 | 04:10:52:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, that’s great And your acne is cleaned up This is fantastic! You’re looking really good |
| 04:10:47:19 | 04:10:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | amlo |
| 04:10:53:02 | 04:11:01:23 | Jesse [GM] | his eyes are kind of like blinking at you like what acne yeah he’s come |
| 04:10:55:11 | 04:10:57:19 | Brin [Basil] | He did the first to go back |
| 04:10:55:15 | 04:11:04:22 | Dave [Xeros] | just as a throwback he was converted in episode one right like, he’s come a long way in these two weeks |
| 04:11:02:19 | 04:11:12:06 | Steve [Nortle] | he has his own that’s the Patreon exclusive is the story of Amla and his many changes |
| 04:11:06:05 | 04:11:08:25 | Brin [Basil] | The story |
| 04:11:15:23 | 04:11:23:23 | Jesse [GM] | remembers you it wasn’t necessarily the last day of the battle of the bands or the time loop that you were in so you’re like a faded some sorts right he’s kind of like yeah okay |
| 04:11:21:13 | 04:11:22:17 | Dave [Xeros] | dream loop |
| 04:11:23:23 | 04:11:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | and so anyway he thanks you for being a worthy opponent and he goes right back to wrestling |
| 04:11:34:28 | 04:11:38:19 | Steve [Nortle] | the guy that he tossed right back on him |
| 04:11:37:12 | 04:11:44:22 | Brin [Basil] | Trying to throw |
| 04:11:37:18 | 04:11:39:16 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:11:38:06 | 04:11:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | trying to crawl out |
| 04:11:38:16 | 04:11:42:26 | Jesse [GM] | he’s still on the ground and he throws him back into the arena starts wrestling with him |
| 04:11:43:13 | 04:11:45:08 | Steve [Nortle] | trying to crawl out |
| 04:11:46:13 | 04:11:47:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Rag bass. |
| 04:11:48:29 | 04:11:58:27 | Jesse [GM] | before he leaves he does tell you uh he tells you that you know he’s excited that you’re here at the school of medias um and uh he’s exciting uh to |
| 04:11:59:23 | 04:12:09:24 | Jesse [GM] | go on his uh his missionary service soon. That’s what he’s training for along with all these other missionaries |
| 04:12:01:20 | 04:12:03:02 | Chris [TBD] | It’s sabbatical. |
| 04:12:01:29 | 04:12:02:28 | Brin [Basil] | His bad |
| 04:12:04:01 | 04:12:10:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, Jesuits. You’re right, sorry. |
| 04:12:09:19 | 04:12:20:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Remember, you know You need to protect yourself out there on the road That was the one problem that happened With the kids in Children’s Crusade Is they didn’t learn how to protect themselves first So just |
| 04:12:21:08 | 04:12:23:01 | Steve [Nortle] | It was a dark time. |
| 04:12:21:15 | 04:12:22:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Learn from their mistake |
| 04:12:22:14 | 04:12:27:28 | Chris [TBD] | I heard it, I heard |
| 04:12:25:15 | 04:12:26:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Children’s Crusade Dark Time. |
| 04:12:27:17 | 04:12:32:24 | Brin [Basil] | Did a paragraph |
| 04:12:27:23 | 04:12:28:17 | Steve [Nortle] | It did |
| 04:12:27:28 | 04:12:30:04 | Dave [Xeros] | It happens It’s already been canonized |
| 04:12:28:11 | 04:12:32:08 | Jesse [GM] | yeah we just don’t refer it |
| 04:12:31:05 | 04:12:31:20 | Dave [Xeros] | By |
| 04:12:31:14 | 04:12:35:01 | Steve [Nortle] | A miracle! Two miracles actually that’s how you… |
| 04:12:33:04 | 04:12:34:15 | Dave [Xeros] | The Children’s crusade |
| 04:12:38:26 | 04:12:42:02 | Steve [Nortle] | All of us used that phrase. |
| 04:12:40:18 | 04:12:41:12 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s what it was called |
| 04:12:47:01 | 04:12:55:12 | Jesse [GM] | music tiring yet is this amazing okay uh the oath sworn legion |
| 04:12:49:09 | 04:12:49:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh |
| 04:12:49:17 | 04:12:50:00 | Brin [Basil] | No, yeah. |
| 04:12:55:10 | 04:13:05:28 | Dave [Xeros] | The Oathsworn Legion Okay So that’s, so when I read That in like the hideous materials Right? Like it When we’re looking at hermeneutics Right? |
| 04:13:01:00 | 04:13:02:28 | Brin [Basil] | That’s the politically correct man. |
| 04:13:06:10 | 04:13:07:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Comparative hermeneutics. |
| 04:13:06:29 | 04:13:14:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. When we look to compare to hermoneetics That’s what hideous calls it Everyone else calls it The children’s crusade |
| 04:13:10:23 | 04:13:11:22 | Brin [Basil] | Hermanoex? |
| 04:13:13:06 | 04:13:15:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Hermeneutic. Newt. |
| 04:13:14:06 | 04:13:16:11 | Brin [Basil] | Nude. Newt. |
| 04:13:17:01 | 04:13:17:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Nude. |
| 04:13:17:14 | 04:13:27:11 | Jesse [GM] | what happened was with the children’s crusade you some more information that you gather from your study as well is that uh after the forgotten hour everybody’s like |
| 04:13:17:14 | 04:13:20:15 | Brin [Basil] | Herma-nude-x. Newt! |
| 04:13:27:11 | 04:13:38:08 | Jesse [GM] | converted to idiots right and so basically the whole population they swear off weapons violence right but they’re going to be this holy sacred people kind of thing right but then as they’re |
| 04:13:38:08 | 04:13:49:12 | Jesse [GM] | building the new world and the kobolds and all these other creatures start attacking and stuff like that they look to their younger generation who didn’t make the oath they fight for them |
| 04:13:43:08 | 04:13:45:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Their swords |
| 04:13:45:17 | 04:13:48:02 | Brin [Basil] | Oh there it is! |
| 04:13:45:26 | 04:13:47:26 | Chris [TBD] | Uhhh there is! |
| 04:13:48:05 | 04:13:53:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey you know if that makes sense |
| 04:13:49:12 | 04:13:52:00 | Jesse [GM] | And that’s a little more context That you get for the story |
| 04:13:53:04 | 04:14:01:17 | Jesse [GM] | Alright, awesome So that’s The School of Combat You guys have done your time here |
| 04:13:59:07 | 04:13:59:22 | Steve [Nortle] | was great. |
| 04:14:03:05 | 04:14:04:07 | Brin [Basil] | When can I try again? |
| 04:14:03:06 | 04:14:06:00 | Jesse [GM] | And probably tomorrow |
| 04:14:07:21 | 04:14:08:26 | Jesse [GM] | Maybe throughout the day |
| 04:14:09:08 | 04:14:11:23 | Dave [Xeros] | best shot i need my other teeth back |
| 04:14:10:14 | 04:14:15:11 | Jesse [GM] | Technically you can try any time And I kind of hope that you do |
| 04:14:13:09 | 04:14:14:06 | Chris [TBD] | Oh man! |
| 04:14:16:10 | 04:14:28:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I love the mental image like we’re walking around and Basil’s just like deep in her own meditation and then all of a sudden punches someone |
| 04:14:17:07 | 04:14:20:03 | Jesse [GM] | But it takes a lot of concentration |
| 04:14:25:29 | 04:14:34:28 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna try it. I’m going to try Seduction next, that’s my trait. It really is… It’s a real tap. |
| 04:14:28:07 | 04:14:29:09 | Steve [Nortle] | right into his kidneys. |
| 04:14:30:23 | 04:14:36:01 | Jesse [GM] | that was a stat on your sheet it’s a real stat on her seat i had no idea okay |
| 04:14:37:11 | 04:14:37:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Seduction. |
| 04:14:38:16 | 04:14:50:10 | Dave [Xeros] | roll seduction please okay we have to we have figure out they have to figure out how many buttons you have and you roll a d6 |
| 04:14:39:16 | 04:14:41:29 | Steve [Nortle] | You get a plus one for every button you want to do. |
| 04:14:42:08 | 04:14:47:25 | Brin [Basil] | Oh! Okay, genius. It literally just tufts of fur. |
| 04:14:42:12 | 04:14:43:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:14:51:29 | 04:14:52:19 | Brin [Basil] | Yes!!! |
| 04:14:54:20 | 04:14:58:16 | Brin [Basil] | Alright. Sticking notes. Sticking some notes over here. |
| 04:14:57:23 | 04:15:08:17 | Jesse [GM] | even think she has six buttons though there’s probably only like three you know okay all right so uh it’s getting into the later hours of the day |
| 04:14:59:10 | 04:14:59:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 04:15:00:23 | 04:15:02:11 | Brin [Basil] | I am a seamstress. |
| 04:15:04:01 | 04:15:06:24 | Brin [Basil] | We could make this as low As it needs to be |
| 04:15:09:23 | 04:15:21:19 | Jesse [GM] | uh there is a curfew once the sun is down that you will have to be in your student housing your dorms right uh no you have time there’s still time if you |
| 04:15:12:05 | 04:15:12:12 | Steve [Nortle] | right. |
| 04:15:15:25 | 04:15:19:00 | Dave [Xeros] | so we didn’t learn anything at the school of sorcery today, we just kind of |
| 04:15:18:01 | 04:15:19:01 | Chris [TBD] | We haven’t gone yet. |
| 04:15:21:19 | 04:15:27:06 | Jesse [GM] | wanted to go to the school of sorcery um you guys have time to go check that out before so you have kind of your last |
| 04:15:29:07 | 04:15:29:26 | Dave [Xeros] | you know what |
| 04:15:31:17 | 04:15:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I’d like to see what they have to offer apparently the learning make these two learn maybe we can learn something |
| 04:15:39:06 | 04:15:40:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t know if you can learn anything |
| 04:15:40:21 | 04:15:43:09 | Chris [TBD] | There is one thing I’m interested in learning. |
| 04:15:43:13 | 04:15:48:13 | Jesse [GM] | or like what do you mean by can’t |
| 04:15:44:03 | 04:15:52:14 | Dave [Xeros] | okay because uh yeah it’s yeah it just kind of like the desire thing right you have to |
| 04:15:48:15 | 04:15:49:00 | Brin [Basil] | Grains |
| 04:15:52:14 | 04:15:56:23 | Dave [Xeros] | have like ability and desire and he’s kind of lacking in both but |
| 04:15:56:29 | 04:16:04:19 | Jesse [GM] | okay so the school of sorcery is just |
| 04:15:56:29 | 04:15:58:11 | Chris [TBD] | My priorities are true. |
| 04:15:58:14 | 04:16:01:15 | Dave [Xeros] | but it’s fine i think he’ll learn everything he needs to know |
| 04:16:04:19 | 04:16:15:05 | Jesse [GM] | south well where’s our mouth uh it’s down here south with a magnet cool okay kind of |
| 04:16:15:05 | 04:16:23:19 | Jesse [GM] | where the administration building was okay um on your way to the school of sorcery |
| 04:16:17:08 | 04:16:17:17 | Chris [TBD] | Nice. |
| 04:16:30:19 | 04:16:42:08 | Jesse [GM] | let’s see yeah on your weight so you have to kind of pass through the administration area sort of building again and get to the School of Sorcery |
| 04:16:44:12 | 04:16:48:23 | Jesse [GM] | yeah there’s a complaint box there’s nobody there though Lucille’s not there |
| 04:16:46:28 | 04:16:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | really uh i think you need to look at the school of whatever the hell they go to |
| 04:16:46:29 | 04:16:49:29 | Brin [Basil] | I cannot wait For you to do that |
| 04:16:47:06 | 04:16:47:29 | Chris [TBD] | Lucille’s not there? |
| 04:16:56:24 | 04:17:06:20 | Dave [Xeros] | and take a look at their faculty because they are aggressively beating students |
| 04:17:04:07 | 04:17:08:08 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna Take another punch |
| 04:17:06:20 | 04:17:11:01 | Dave [Xeros] | that do not belong to the school. Smiley face. |
| 04:17:12:04 | 04:17:19:08 | Jesse [GM] | smiley face um oh i thought you’re gonna fold it into a middle |
| 04:17:13:25 | 04:17:25:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I fold it into a really cool origami star Nah, and drop it Actually, I fold It into like a really nice set of prayer hands |
| 04:17:25:07 | 04:17:26:20 | Dave [Xeros] | And drop it in |
| 04:17:27:27 | 04:17:31:29 | Chris [TBD] | Did you ever do that where you fold it into like a white t-shirt and throw out the tie on it? |
| 04:17:32:04 | 04:17:34:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I remember that. |
| 04:17:33:07 | 04:17:39:24 | Chris [TBD] | You get any of that? Not t-shirts, but white collar shirt. We would leave notes. |
| 04:17:37:00 | 04:17:38:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes. Yep. I remember |
| 04:17:46:21 | 04:17:55:19 | Jesse [GM] | no memento the library is loading again okay so uh you’re on your way to the school of sorcery |
| 04:17:55:19 | 04:18:06:21 | Jesse [GM] | on your Way there you pass through the administration building and while you are kind of passing through the halls of the school you notice some pictures on the wall |
| 04:18:06:21 | 04:18:14:08 | Jesse [GM] | they are the pictures of each of the heads of schools okay each college um you’ve met some of these before |
| 04:18:10:26 | 04:18:11:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh. |
| 04:18:18:10 | 04:18:21:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Pretty sure it’s Father Idios It’s |
| 04:18:23:29 | 04:18:27:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Jenkins Isn’t the Are they |
| 04:18:24:23 | 04:18:27:15 | Jesse [GM] | oh those are those are kind of the |
| 04:18:25:24 | 04:18:29:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, it’s Yiggum-Bung! |
| 04:18:29:13 | 04:18:31:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Are we looking at like the actual heads of |
| 04:18:30:01 | 04:18:32:09 | Jesse [GM] | actual administration |
| 04:18:31:26 | 04:18:32:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Yiggam-Bong. |
| 04:18:32:23 | 04:18:35:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay The new faculty Alright |
| 04:18:33:21 | 04:18:42:19 | Jesse [GM] | yep yeah so yeah it’s in honor of each of the heroes at The Forgotten Hours kind of how the school was built but yeah the faculty itself okay |
| 04:18:34:23 | 04:18:35:28 | Chris [TBD] | I didn’t get it. |
| 04:18:37:09 | 04:18:38:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Brigham Young. |
| 04:18:38:18 | 04:18:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, double |
| 04:18:39:12 | 04:18:41:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah Got it |
| 04:18:42:29 | 04:18:46:15 | Dave [Xeros] | look Look It’s a really cool picture of Bumble Whore |
| 04:18:43:21 | 04:18:45:25 | Steve [Nortle] | We’re not putting that much effort into this. |
| 04:18:47:01 | 04:18:47:19 | Brin [Basil] | Whoa! |
| 04:18:47:06 | 04:18:50:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Bumble snore. A frequent mistake. |
| 04:18:50:11 | 04:18:53:14 | Brin [Basil] | Freak, a frequent mistake |
| 04:18:50:14 | 04:18:50:25 | Chris [TBD] | door! |
| 04:18:50:18 | 04:19:02:06 | Jesse [GM] | I’ve made a couple of edits here that we have to address okay So you’ve met so this This is |
| 04:18:56:19 | 04:18:58:28 | Steve [Nortle] | And hey look, It’s soda |
| 04:19:00:17 | 04:19:02:26 | Steve [Nortle] | down in the bottom |
| 04:19:02:06 | 04:19:10:14 | Jesse [GM] | Nico Okay When she went into combat mode She sort of transformed out of this humble sort of figure To |
| 04:19:03:14 | 04:19:04:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 04:19:12:14 | 04:19:13:17 | Brin [Basil] | hot badass |
| 04:19:13:26 | 04:19:15:04 | Jesse [GM] | Hot Armored Up |
| 04:19:14:12 | 04:19:20:13 | Steve [Nortle] | That totally made you question your sexuality. That’s probably something You need to keep track of |
| 04:19:18:14 | 04:19:19:04 | Brin [Basil] | Absolutely. |
| 04:19:19:23 | 04:19:23:23 | Dave [Xeros] | How often do you question your sexuality? |
| 04:19:22:19 | 04:19:24:03 | Steve [Nortle] | how many |
| 04:19:23:06 | 04:19:23:26 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:19:24:01 | 04:19:28:05 | Brin [Basil] | I’m pretty sure she’s the only one that could convert me, I’ll tell you that much. |
| 04:19:28:10 | 04:19:33:03 | Jesse [GM] | nice i did something right okay great so and then this |
| 04:19:32:06 | 04:19:33:28 | Steve [Nortle] | of your lesbian points |
| 04:19:33:21 | 04:19:35:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Challenge accepted. |
| 04:19:36:23 | 04:19:47:20 | Jesse [GM] | i made some more edits to our previous professor of the school of sorts you guys met him you had a lecture from him okay uh sogman is up here oh is his head cut off or is he oh okay he’s there |
| 04:19:41:06 | 04:19:42:05 | Chris [TBD] | Sogman, right? |
| 04:19:43:11 | 04:19:44:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:19:44:25 | 04:19:48:01 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. No, no he’s good |
| 04:19:47:01 | 04:19:48:19 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no he’s there. |
| 04:19:47:20 | 04:19:59:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay sogman is here yep uh this was the lecture that you attended this is the head of the school sorcery he was different last time i made some more edits and this was too good to pass up so |
| 04:19:48:04 | 04:19:49:04 | Steve [Nortle] | well on our |
| 04:19:59:26 | 04:20:04:19 | Dave [Xeros] | a gnome Yoda a Noda |
| 04:20:00:12 | 04:20:11:11 | Jesse [GM] | here we are okay no doubt okay um but you recognize most of it you’ve met every head of the school at this point, you even recognize |
| 04:20:02:20 | 04:20:04:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Anoda Anoda |
| 04:20:07:28 | 04:20:08:15 | Chris [TBD] | Noma |
| 04:20:11:11 | 04:20:13:19 | Jesse [GM] | this figure. If any of you recall |
| 04:20:15:11 | 04:20:16:14 | Chris [TBD] | Muchacho Mutatio |
| 04:20:16:13 | 04:20:18:07 | Jesse [GM] | Muchacho Mutatio |
| 04:20:20:22 | 04:20:22:10 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, what the hell? |
| 04:20:21:14 | 04:20:28:01 | Chris [TBD] | Mutatios ahead of the school? Hey Arrows check this out That’s the dude He’s got your stuff |
| 04:20:26:18 | 04:20:30:20 | Brin [Basil] | He’s got your card still. |
| 04:20:30:01 | 04:20:31:21 | Steve [Nortle] | my cards that |
| 04:20:33:24 | 04:20:36:05 | Brin [Basil] | Freaking douchebag stole my emerald! |
| 04:20:34:16 | 04:20:37:24 | Chris [TBD] | Is it in the painting? Is the card in the painting? Let’s look |
| 04:20:38:01 | 04:20:39:15 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, you investigate |
| 04:20:38:09 | 04:20:40:25 | Steve [Nortle] | I spy with my little eye |
| 04:20:40:24 | 04:20:42:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:20:42:05 | 04:20:45:14 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s where he holds everything is inside of his painting |
| 04:20:44:29 | 04:20:46:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:20:45:16 | 04:20:46:01 | Brin [Basil] | Okay |
| 04:20:46:04 | 04:20:48:14 | Jesse [GM] | In plain sight |
| 04:20:46:07 | 04:20:48:21 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s not a bad idea |
| 04:20:46:19 | 04:20:50:19 | Chris [TBD] | Clever hiding place They would never suspect it |
| 04:20:50:29 | 04:20:51:23 | Jesse [GM] | Okay |
| 04:20:51:19 | 04:21:01:05 | Steve [Nortle] | as years go by the background gets more and more cluttered 10 years ago he could see the show |
| 04:20:54:01 | 04:20:56:29 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what I’m saying, yeah. This is a cool idea. |
| 04:20:54:27 | 04:20:56:05 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:20:55:06 | 04:20:56:05 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:20:56:11 | 04:20:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s a little bit of a hoarder. |
| 04:21:01:09 | 04:21:07:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, if Basil hits him can she like fix him? Like fix the hoarding mentality mentally? Or is it just yeah |
| 04:21:06:10 | 04:21:08:06 | Steve [Nortle] | punched the items out of his picture |
| 04:21:08:09 | 04:21:09:29 | Chris [TBD] | So he’s the head of which school? |
| 04:21:09:16 | 04:21:19:29 | Jesse [GM] | so you can see there’s symbols down here to kind of keep it tracked he is the head of the school of alchemy okay so they’re like craft building right |
| 04:21:11:11 | 04:21:11:28 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 04:21:15:04 | 04:21:15:21 | Chris [TBD] | Alchemy. |
| 04:21:15:14 | 04:21:18:19 | Brin [Basil] | that tracks |
| 04:21:19:05 | 04:21:21:06 | Chris [TBD] | I would like to visit that place. |
| 04:21:19:29 | 04:21:28:27 | Jesse [GM] | yep uh this one’s the exploration sorcery combat okay these are the ones that they’re associated with |
| 04:21:26:17 | 04:21:26:23 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 04:21:28:27 | 04:21:33:28 | Jesse [GM] | their respective schools okay so you see this on your way through the building you recognize |
| 04:21:35:12 | 04:21:45:19 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah so Mutatio sent us into the library in the city to try to pull out a book specifically for him that we still have right that alchemy |
| 04:21:43:19 | 04:21:44:02 | Chris [TBD] | Alchmy. |
| 04:21:45:19 | 04:21:52:08 | Steve [Nortle] | for less than intelligent people or whatever we decided it was so he’s the head of the school here |
| 04:21:53:02 | 04:22:02:01 | Steve [Nortle] | and he had a bunch of mentally alternative people try to sneak a book out so like |
| 04:22:02:01 | 04:22:14:11 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s kind of weird isn’t it do |
| 04:22:03:08 | 04:22:09:13 | Jesse [GM] | is a little weird it is A Little Bit Odd yeah this seems strange |
| 04:22:03:16 | 04:22:04:12 | Chris [TBD] | Very odd. |
| 04:22:05:14 | 04:22:06:28 | Chris [TBD] | He didn’t want to be seen. |
| 04:22:06:06 | 04:22:12:00 | Dave [Xeros] | it seems like he wanted a patsy or a fall guy |
| 04:22:12:08 | 04:22:12:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yep. |
| 04:22:14:11 | 04:22:16:20 | Steve [Nortle] | we see in his painting |
| 04:22:18:13 | 04:22:29:10 | Steve [Nortle] | that book that you found, Basil That we gave him instead You still have In alphabetical order |
| 04:22:21:23 | 04:22:22:19 | Brin [Basil] | I still have it |
| 04:22:25:18 | 04:22:28:13 | Brin [Basil] | I’m currently getting alphabet |
| 04:22:27:29 | 04:22:32:29 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah one of one in a series is missing there’s a clear evidence |
| 04:22:32:03 | 04:22:35:05 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just waiting on a few copies to be made |
| 04:22:34:09 | 04:22:38:01 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay uh okay so you |
| 04:22:38:24 | 04:22:42:18 | Dave [Xeros] | police throw the dorms at night and they find your |
| 04:22:40:20 | 04:22:43:28 | Brin [Basil] | stop it they do random searches |
| 04:22:45:14 | 04:22:45:25 | Steve [Nortle] | dogs |
| 04:22:46:26 | 04:22:48:19 | Steve [Nortle] | that are trained to sniff it out |
| 04:22:47:13 | 04:22:51:10 | Dave [Xeros] | anography. I don’t know how I want to animal-ography. |
| 04:22:52:23 | 04:22:59:23 | Jesse [GM] | okay so y ‘all walk into the school of sorcery and you are met by the professor |
| 04:22:59:24 | 04:23:02:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Wow, yeah you’re just manning the door huh? |
| 04:23:01:27 | 04:23:05:19 | Jesse [GM] | Professor Lauren Sacks, I think is what we called him last time. Professor Lauren Sicks |
| 04:23:04:08 | 04:23:05:12 | Chris [TBD] | Lauren sucks. |
| 04:23:07:04 | 04:23:15:12 | Jesse [GM] | and yeah he looks at you and says, I was beginning to wonder whose students that they allowed in were going to attend their classes |
| 04:23:16:08 | 04:23:23:26 | Dave [Xeros] | to go cheer on our other classmates and someone just kicked the ever living crap out of us in the mega knackle so |
| 04:23:25:14 | 04:23:33:21 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s kind of like uh a nerds scenario well now we have to get revenge um are |
| 04:23:26:21 | 04:23:29:02 | Brin [Basil] | What an honor it is to be here. |
| 04:23:30:19 | 04:23:33:20 | Steve [Nortle] | And I tried to swim through mud |
| 04:23:33:21 | 04:23:40:26 | Dave [Xeros] | they actually with us out of |
| 04:23:35:10 | 04:23:44:22 | Jesse [GM] | You know, that is the school motto The School of Combat kicked crap out of everyone That’s literally It’s written above the Megan Echo |
| 04:23:40:26 | 04:23:49:18 | Dave [Xeros] | everyone okay what’s the motto of the school of sorcery then |
| 04:23:44:22 | 04:23:47:24 | Jesse [GM] | Why were you surprised by this? |
| 04:23:50:03 | 04:23:52:06 | Jesse [GM] | Well, it depends on what you’re looking for. |
| 04:23:52:11 | 04:23:55:25 | Dave [Xeros] | so the model of the School of Sorcery changes by person |
| 04:23:55:22 | 04:24:02:09 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s all a matter of perspective. You were reading about this before, the way you see things can modify… |
| 04:23:58:27 | 04:23:59:01 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 04:23:59:28 | 04:24:05:12 | Dave [Xeros] | So the motto of the school Of sorcery is it’s all relative |
| 04:24:00:29 | 04:24:01:21 | Brin [Basil] | adaptive! |
| 04:24:06:12 | 04:24:13:12 | Steve [Nortle] | No, it’s all a matter of perspective and it’s like a hint it’s a clue it’s a way of opening your inner eye |
| 04:24:07:10 | 04:24:10:14 | Chris [TBD] | It’s all subjective. Subjective. |
| 04:24:14:19 | 04:24:25:26 | Jesse [GM] | This tenured professor he doesn’t care much for the of the school or anything |
| 04:24:14:29 | 04:24:16:26 | Dave [Xeros] | The inner eye, third eye |
| 04:24:21:25 | 04:24:25:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Of the meganacle Of running a school |
| 04:24:25:26 | 04:24:29:12 | Jesse [GM] | He’s really over it Who cares? |
| 04:24:29:11 | 04:24:30:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh so you got tenure |
| 04:24:30:20 | 04:24:34:14 | Steve [Nortle] | I was about to say See, this is why tenure can be a problem, people. |
| 04:24:33:21 | 04:24:38:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah I get it So are you actually going to teach us something, or are you just going to give us some random item and leave? |
| 04:24:38:12 | 04:24:39:14 | Jesse [GM] | Well, again |
| 04:24:39:15 | 04:24:41:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Worksheet! WORKSHEETT! |
| 04:24:40:07 | 04:24:41:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Work seat! |
| 04:24:43:13 | 04:24:45:16 | Jesse [GM] | if items are what you’re looking for |
| 04:24:44:19 | 04:24:46:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I can sign them in triplicate. |
| 04:24:47:04 | 04:24:54:27 | Jesse [GM] | then I can help you. But yes there are plenty of things to learn here. It depends on what you’re here seeking and what you’d like to learn There are all kinds of courses |
| 04:24:54:26 | 04:25:06:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Well we paid our tuition so we kind of figured that if you as a professor would like say hey I’m gonna teach you these things so we actually have to tell you what we want to learn this is a little weird |
| 04:25:05:11 | 04:25:06:04 | Jesse [GM] | So he |
| 04:25:06:02 | 04:25:07:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I could go to the library for that |
| 04:25:07:10 | 04:25:08:07 | Jesse [GM] | so he |
| 04:25:10:04 | 04:25:12:20 | Jesse [GM] | because it’s approaching night |
| 04:25:14:08 | 04:25:24:16 | Jesse [GM] | He looks there’s a window adjacent to you in the room that you met him Looks out the window And the moon is out right his eyes glow and |
| 04:25:18:16 | 04:25:20:13 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah The moon’s out |
| 04:25:21:25 | 04:25:25:10 | Dave [Xeros] | oh that’s cool can I learn that |
| 04:25:26:21 | 04:25:36:28 | Jesse [GM] | and uh he places a hand right on your head right your skull here okay to like discern what it is you’re after what you need he’s not healing |
| 04:25:34:02 | 04:25:40:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you gonna heal me too when he does he touch my horns |
| 04:25:36:28 | 04:25:43:16 | Jesse [GM] | you uh and no no he doesn’t want to take |
| 04:25:43:05 | 04:25:44:20 | Brin [Basil] | Thank goodness! |
| 04:25:44:07 | 04:25:51:03 | Chris [TBD] | Little finger. |
| 04:25:45:11 | 04:25:55:27 | Jesse [GM] | don’t want go there yeah he touches your forehead just below just below your phone okay um and uh |
| 04:25:45:13 | 04:25:46:11 | Dave [Xeros] | alright |
| 04:25:52:16 | 04:25:55:12 | Dave [Xeros] | just boop yeah |
| 04:25:55:27 | 04:26:05:28 | Jesse [GM] | his his eyes they glow for a little bit and then they kind of turn back to normal um and he goes i sense that you would benefit most from learning something |
| 04:26:05:28 | 04:26:17:13 | Jesse [GM] | has to do with divination or forcing and i also discerned that you have the potential to learn it despite the short time that’s in |
| 04:26:17:13 | 04:26:18:13 | Jesse [GM] | the remainder of the semester. |
| 04:26:18:26 | 04:26:29:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I actually learn things pretty quick I’m good at anything that has the word for in front of it so i mean it’s just like four golf |
| 04:26:21:08 | 04:26:22:05 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s natural. |
| 04:26:26:09 | 04:26:34:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Like golf and five, yep, he’s a big fan of fives. |
| 04:26:29:11 | 04:26:32:00 | Dave [Xeros] | four shadow |
| 04:26:29:18 | 04:26:30:24 | Jesse [GM] | Or five! |
| 04:26:34:19 | 04:26:36:06 | Dave [Xeros] | five shadowing |
| 04:26:34:21 | 04:26:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | fan of five. |
| 04:26:35:21 | 04:26:40:01 | Steve [Nortle] | He makes them high. Lots of the fives are high with him. |
| 04:26:38:03 | 04:26:46:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah thanks for divining that i want to learn divination but yeah i mean i’d like that |
| 04:26:39:26 | 04:26:42:11 | Jesse [GM] | Nice. Okay, um… |
| 04:26:46:06 | 04:26:50:19 | Dave [Xeros] | i just want to know something because these guys are learning things i’m at a college |
| 04:26:51:22 | 04:26:53:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I tried to swim through mud. |
| 04:26:54:24 | 04:26:56:28 | Chris [TBD] | charm wear off? What happened? |
| 04:26:57:27 | 04:27:08:09 | Dave [Xeros] | just really tired and hungry so like and and i’m i’m i have this song i have This I Have This Song playing in my head |
| 04:27:04:13 | 04:27:06:15 | Chris [TBD] | You were all for the saloonista. |
| 04:27:08:09 | 04:27:17:10 | Dave [Xeros] | that just keeps on going over and over it’s just like That’s me in the corner. That’s Me In The Spotlight, and since I got the shit beat out of me, I’m losing my religion. |
| 04:27:15:08 | 04:27:20:19 | Steve [Nortle] | i remember that song differently |
| 04:27:16:05 | 04:27:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | You got this |
| 04:27:19:17 | 04:27:21:07 | Chris [TBD] | You got there, you got there. |
| 04:27:20:29 | 04:27:25:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. So, it’s just like… And yeah, I really need to eat. |
| 04:27:22:01 | 04:27:22:21 | Jesse [GM] | there. |
| 04:27:24:13 | 04:27:26:15 | Brin [Basil] | Do you allow punching in this room? |
| 04:27:27:08 | 04:27:27:29 | Jesse [GM] | Please |
| 04:27:29:02 | 04:27:30:22 | Dave [Xeros] | This is a school of sorcery. |
| 04:27:30:01 | 04:27:34:01 | Steve [Nortle] | what if it’s uh like anti-punching |
| 04:27:32:16 | 04:27:37:07 | Brin [Basil] | Do you have a leaflet on balance? Can I get, can I get a pamphlet On balance |
| 04:27:37:10 | 04:27:39:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve got a pamplette that can give you on balance. |
| 04:27:42:13 | 04:27:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Tell you where to balance. |
| 04:27:43:08 | 04:27:47:10 | Steve [Nortle] | because it’s just like fluff but then something extends |
| 04:27:46:26 | 04:27:49:16 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like a big poof! And then ding! |
| 04:27:50:00 | 04:27:54:08 | Jesse [GM] | looks like a looks like it looks like a giant pipe cleaner right yeah uh-huh okay |
| 04:27:52:02 | 04:27:52:21 | Brin [Basil] | That’s very |
| 04:27:54:13 | 04:28:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Cotton ball with the pipe cleaner coming out of it all right |
| 04:27:55:16 | 04:27:56:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:27:57:01 | 04:27:57:22 | Jesse [GM] | nice |
| 04:27:57:26 | 04:28:01:07 | Brin [Basil] | It’s the cleanest view You’ve ever seen In your life |
| 04:28:01:03 | 04:28:10:08 | Jesse [GM] | it’s almost a compliment okay uh yeah so um he uh with a wave of his hand |
| 04:28:02:03 | 04:28:03:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:28:03:03 | 04:28:03:17 | Brin [Basil] | Literally |
| 04:28:10:14 | 04:28:19:00 | Jesse [GM] | he motions across the room and these doors open to this room and he says if you really want to learn divination |
| 04:28:19:00 | 04:28:23:16 | Jesse [GM] | and gain the gift of foresight that is where it |
| 04:28:25:03 | 04:28:35:10 | Dave [Xeros] | just gonna run straight for it and activate my tattoo and instead of going through doors like go to the wall right it’s yeah |
| 04:28:33:24 | 04:28:34:24 | Jesse [GM] | just an act of defiance |
| 04:28:35:10 | 04:28:37:04 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i’m i’m really |
| 04:28:38:10 | 04:28:41:09 | Brin [Basil] | Okay what are the chances That I can stick my foot out and grip him |
| 04:28:44:08 | 04:28:49:09 | Dave [Xeros] | you and if i if i don’t make it there i trip and hit my head actually no my head just goes through the wall |
| 04:28:44:15 | 04:28:46:04 | Brin [Basil] | Please Can I? |
| 04:28:49:03 | 04:28:51:22 | Steve [Nortle] | But the rest of your body stays behind. |
| 04:28:49:09 | 04:28:57:07 | Dave [Xeros] | and that’s it yeah all right what do we what just a straight just straight roll okay here |
| 04:28:52:03 | 04:29:02:03 | Brin [Basil] | You ready? Okay. Just straight up, just straight up no 13 wait |
| 04:28:57:27 | 04:28:59:05 | Steve [Nortle] | No shenanigans. |
| 04:29:02:03 | 04:29:04:13 | Brin [Basil] | really? |
| 04:29:05:29 | 04:29:13:20 | Brin [Basil] | Give me your stupid dimes and then and |
| 04:29:08:20 | 04:29:11:08 | Jesse [GM] | so uh you run through the wall |
| 04:29:11:28 | 04:29:23:26 | Dave [Xeros] | because i rolled in at 20 i keep my tattoo going and my hand comes out the doors through them like this and then goes right back and then i come |
| 04:29:22:29 | 04:29:34:01 | Brin [Basil] | I come back out head stay are you |
| 04:29:23:26 | 04:29:28:24 | Dave [Xeros] | back out with my head and I say professor that’s not to you, that’s to Basil And then my head goes back |
| 04:29:28:07 | 04:29:30:16 | Jesse [GM] | are you going to stay in the room |
| 04:29:31:01 | 04:29:32:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna |
| 04:29:31:19 | 04:29:39:25 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, great. Great. Okay, cool. All right. So as you enter this room, okay? |
| 04:29:32:24 | 04:29:33:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:29:33:11 | 04:29:34:03 | Dave [Xeros] | learn divination |
| 04:29:34:01 | 04:29:35:04 | Brin [Basil] | gonna say |
| 04:29:39:25 | 04:29:51:07 | Jesse [GM] | You find yourself in something of similar to the Room of Requirement that you see every quarter, right? There’s all sorts of stuff, items in this room. |
| 04:29:51:03 | 04:29:52:28 | Dave [Xeros] | So anything I think of will happen |
| 04:29:51:07 | 04:29:58:07 | Jesse [GM] | A lot of it does not… It looks like the Room for Requirement. |
| 04:29:54:29 | 04:29:56:01 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like the holodeck |
| 04:29:58:07 | 04:30:05:25 | Jesse [GM] | it does not function that way okay so um let’s establish let’s |
| 04:30:02:14 | 04:30:08:09 | Steve [Nortle] | i shudder to think what the room of requirement would do if eros ever went into it |
| 04:30:05:29 | 04:30:06:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Like it just |
| 04:30:07:25 | 04:30:11:03 | Dave [Xeros] | reads my mind and I walk in and I’m like I’m never leaving |
| 04:30:11:11 | 04:30:12:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:30:12:09 | 04:30:17:21 | Brin [Basil] | Welcome to the room of four sight. |
| 04:30:17:14 | 04:30:27:25 | Jesse [GM] | the appearance of the room of requirement there’s lots of magical items okay all kinds of stuff just like kind of piled up in this room and she appears to kind of be like never end right |
| 04:30:27:15 | 04:30:27:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 04:30:27:25 | 04:30:36:25 | Jesse [GM] | it’s it’s huge um and there’s uh just like all kinds of things some of them operate well some of them are a little dysfunctional |
| 04:30:36:25 | 04:30:47:28 | Jesse [GM] | you see things like an hourglass with the sand that’s too big to pass through to the other side so this sort of like time machine attempt that was made didn’t work |
| 04:30:47:29 | 04:30:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | When I look at that that I actually start crying. It’s just a simile of my life, it’s just like, yeah, it’s like wow, |
| 04:30:55:29 | 04:30:57:19 | Steve [Nortle] | kidney stones for time |
| 04:30:56:24 | 04:30:57:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:30:58:15 | 04:31:05:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I am, this means so, it knows exactly what I’m thinking, it knows exactamente what I need to see |
| 04:31:06:04 | 04:31:15:07 | Jesse [GM] | the uh you have to remind me so there’s lot of like junk in here too essentially uh and way back when we dug through a pile |
| 04:31:15:07 | 04:31:22:01 | Jesse [GM] | of junk in aporphous was that where we found the book of tourettes was that |
| 04:31:15:15 | 04:31:25:21 | Steve [Nortle] | i’m remembering this yeah the book of tourettes the boot the boots of infinite tying |
| 04:31:16:28 | 04:31:19:28 | Dave [Xeros] | and the Orcish Fortress of McCorpus |
| 04:31:21:14 | 04:31:22:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, it is. |
| 04:31:24:27 | 04:31:31:24 | Jesse [GM] | The boots, the boots. Yes. You’re not necessarily drawn to any of these items but that level |
| 04:31:29:17 | 04:31:33:29 | Steve [Nortle] | what was the masseuse table oh |
| 04:31:33:27 | 04:31:35:04 | Jesse [GM] | to be in this one. |
| 04:31:35:27 | 04:31:38:29 | Chris [TBD] | I just remember the toilet and the book of Tourette |
| 04:31:36:16 | 04:31:37:27 | Jesse [GM] | But it’s a wide |
| 04:31:38:00 | 04:31:44:20 | Steve [Nortle] | is there another dagger of infinite pain in there as well |
| 04:31:40:05 | 04:31:40:07 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 04:31:44:01 | 04:31:49:04 | Dave [Xeros] | please let me know can i i just want it back so bad |
| 04:31:44:11 | 04:31:45:27 | Chris [TBD] | and the dagger of infinite pain |
| 04:31:47:01 | 04:31:56:07 | Brin [Basil] | I mean, does it sound anything like - does it work anything like its title or? |
| 04:31:47:29 | 04:31:48:16 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 04:31:50:04 | 04:31:51:25 | Steve [Nortle] | did we tell you what that one was |
| 04:31:55:06 | 04:32:06:05 | Steve [Nortle] | ever you get you stab someone and it deals 1 hp and then when you remove it heals 1 hp so you can’t ever kill someone with it because the pain of being stabbed again and again |
| 04:32:02:05 | 04:32:11:04 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s just pain it just you you just it’s like you get shivved like hundreds of times you feel the pain of it but it actually heals every time it comes out |
| 04:32:09:15 | 04:32:11:25 | Steve [Nortle] | but it heals when it comes out. |
| 04:32:11:28 | 04:32:14:26 | Dave [Xeros] | So they used it in stage plays, actually. |
| 04:32:14:26 | 04:32:15:28 | Brin [Basil] | Oh no! |
| 04:32:17:16 | 04:32:24:19 | Jesse [GM] | it’s probably when our game peaked since then yeah it was probably the best |
| 04:32:19:02 | 04:32:21:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:19:12 | 04:32:19:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah |
| 04:32:19:21 | 04:32:21:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:20:01 | 04:32:21:09 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:21:08 | 04:32:22:16 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s only been downhill |
| 04:32:21:11 | 04:32:29:09 | Brin [Basil] | It’s just really gone downhill. I had a couple of youths, and then we got the staggered super-dame. |
| 04:32:23:20 | 04:32:34:12 | Dave [Xeros] | For the last couple of years I just kind of peed it out a little bit but Dagger Pimpin’ Pain, guys! It was so good. I liked when Zen stabbed himself in the hot |
| 04:32:27:11 | 04:32:28:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:35:04 | 04:32:37:27 | Dave [Xeros] | and there was a whole episode about that |
| 04:32:39:09 | 04:32:51:08 | Jesse [GM] | as you’re in this room you’re looking around surveying the scene you hear this voice it sounds something like the voice of the professor that uh you were just talking to where it’s a little uh echoey because it’s giant room so uh he |
| 04:32:52:14 | 04:33:03:25 | Jesse [GM] | it’s not an intercom but he this voice says i perceive that you possess something of a divine spark or potential |
| 04:33:03:25 | 04:33:08:29 | Jesse [GM] | this is not your father |
| 04:33:10:00 | 04:33:11:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Apparently this room doesn’t know what I need |
| 04:33:13:14 | 04:33:16:12 | Steve [Nortle] | The voice is just So peeve. |
| 04:33:17:23 | 04:33:19:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:33:22:13 | 04:33:23:26 | Steve [Nortle] | No, you moron! |
| 04:33:22:29 | 04:33:24:21 | Dave [Xeros] | no you idiot |
| 04:33:24:05 | 04:33:33:18 | Jesse [GM] | okay stop right |
| 04:33:26:07 | 04:33:27:09 | Chris [TBD] | Now listen! |
| 04:33:27:29 | 04:33:36:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Pay attention, numbnuts. |
| 04:33:37:01 | 04:33:45:21 | Jesse [GM] | i’m gonna try again okay so um you |
| 04:33:39:10 | 04:33:40:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Eros, I am not your father. |
| 04:33:40:13 | 04:33:59:13 | Dave [Xeros] | how do |
| 04:33:41:08 | 04:33:44:29 | Brin [Basil] | You made a huge mistake saying Room of Requirements |
| 04:33:44:29 | 04:34:19:29 | Brin [Basil] | I rolled |
| 04:33:45:21 | 04:33:52:17 | Jesse [GM] | possess the potential to learn divination but you must be |
| 04:33:52:17 | 04:34:02:17 | Jesse [GM] | worthy in order to find the item that possesses this gift so when he says that uh |
| 04:33:59:13 | 04:34:02:20 | Dave [Xeros] | i become worthy my friend my professor, my teacher |
| 04:34:02:17 | 04:34:05:11 | Jesse [GM] | will the three |
| 04:34:03:08 | 04:34:03:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Repent. |
| 04:34:07:00 | 04:34:10:14 | Jesse [GM] | roll a d4 oh actually |
| 04:34:13:09 | 04:34:14:21 | Jesse [GM] | yeah let’s just roll d4 |
| 04:34:16:22 | 04:34:17:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 04:34:19:29 | 04:34:20:18 | Brin [Basil] | a one |
| 04:34:20:25 | 04:34:21:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Dude, same. |
| 04:34:21:00 | 04:34:22:19 | Chris [TBD] | cuatro. Got a four. |
| 04:34:23:10 | 04:34:30:05 | Jesse [GM] | got a 4 okay well here is your we pass this to dbd |
| 04:34:28:15 | 04:34:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | Whoa. |
| 04:34:30:18 | 04:34:34:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, this should be This is easy for me |
| 04:34:32:13 | 04:34:34:18 | Jesse [GM] | so eros |
| 04:34:35:22 | 04:34:44:20 | Jesse [GM] | in order to be worthy to find this item that possesses divination, you are going to essentially have to repent of some of your biggest sins |
| 04:34:42:29 | 04:34:43:27 | Chris [TBD] | Glamour muscles. |
| 04:34:44:20 | 04:34:45:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:34:47:12 | 04:34:50:26 | Dave [Xeros] | do I have to like confess |
| 04:34:50:24 | 04:34:53:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I was joking when I said repent. |
| 04:34:52:29 | 04:35:04:21 | Jesse [GM] | again, same thing okay? You get to choose the abilities or the skills to use right? But each of these papers that I’ve handed out are character sheets designed for |
| 04:34:57:25 | 04:34:59:26 | Dave [Xeros] | okay yeah all right |
| 04:35:04:24 | 04:35:05:13 | Brin [Basil] | Stop |
| 04:35:07:06 | 04:35:14:25 | Chris [TBD] | Pride. Yeah, where’s the paper for |
| 04:35:09:04 | 04:35:09:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Deceive. |
| 04:35:09:22 | 04:35:13:10 | Jesse [GM] | you are going |
| 04:35:09:26 | 04:35:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve done none of those in my life |
| 04:35:10:12 | 04:35:14:11 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, where’s the paper |
| 04:35:14:16 | 04:35:17:03 | Steve [Nortle] | That just gave me advantage on my rolls. |
| 04:35:15:26 | 04:35:16:22 | Chris [TBD] | lies? |
| 04:35:17:10 | 04:35:19:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Disadvantage on deceit Anyway |
| 04:35:19:29 | 04:35:21:08 | Jesse [GM] | in combat |
| 04:35:22:29 | 04:35:30:04 | Jesse [GM] | with your sins okay so you get to you are going to be look at your abilities and your scores on |
| 04:35:23:18 | 04:35:25:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh hi |
| 04:35:24:26 | 04:35:26:03 | Chris [TBD] | Very cool. |
| 04:35:29:19 | 04:35:30:22 | Chris [TBD] | Yep. Yep. |
| 04:35:30:04 | 04:35:41:04 | Jesse [GM] | there and you’re going to Be Fighting Eros okay and I know they’re extreme they’re kind of supposed to be at this point um some of their stats and stuff but yeah You’re Going To Have To Try if |
| 04:35:41:04 | 04:35:48:05 | Jesse [GM] | can fight off Your Sins uh you could be led to a an |
| 04:35:42:13 | 04:35:43:09 | Steve [Nortle] | himself, so. |
| 04:35:48:28 | 04:36:00:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Because I have converted do I have any bonuses because I have some religious yeah exactly |
| 04:35:48:29 | 04:35:58:12 | Steve [Nortle] | some religious momentum? |
| 04:36:00:17 | 04:36:01:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Religious momentum. |
| 04:36:03:03 | 04:36:11:08 | Jesse [GM] | I don’t know right now it sounds like you’re questioning your testimony today it sounds like you’re having a little bit of a hard time and your current state |
| 04:36:07:14 | 04:36:09:24 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s true because you |
| 04:36:10:18 | 04:36:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m actually just hungry, so if the room requirement just gave me a sandwich, everything would be fine. |
| 04:36:11:03 | 04:36:17:22 | Steve [Nortle] | could really use a BLT right around now! |
| 04:36:14:14 | 04:36:15:09 | Chris [TBD] | 11 |
| 04:36:17:29 | 04:36:23:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh, MLT. Yeah, mutton lettuce and tomato. But the mutton is nice and lean. |
| 04:36:19:09 | 04:36:20:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, Martin |
| 04:36:22:23 | 04:36:30:16 | Jesse [GM] | nice lean yeah uh mostly dead yeah uh yeah so i i don’t think right now |
| 04:36:22:26 | 04:36:24:19 | Steve [Nortle] | So perky |
| 04:36:29:25 | 04:36:32:11 | Dave [Xeros] | So no sandwich. Okay. |
| 04:36:30:16 | 04:36:41:18 | Jesse [GM] | today no sandwich and you’re going to be just kind of left to your own ability skills okay We’re basically going to go kind of similar to wrestling match. We’re going to do three rounds, okay? |
| 04:36:34:04 | 04:36:35:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, let us do this. |
| 04:36:42:05 | 04:36:53:06 | Jesse [GM] | So let’s roll for initiative and we’ll decide the order of your guys’ attacks but then we’ll go three rounds you choose your moves and we will see where we are at that point, okay |
| 04:36:48:01 | 04:36:48:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, okay. |
| 04:36:53:05 | 04:36:56:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Am I adding my dexterity as an initiative bonus? |
| 04:36:57:14 | 04:37:00:28 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, whatever is on your sheet there You’re adding two |
| 04:37:00:22 | 04:37:05:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Eight. All right. I’m at 18. Oh, did you want me to jot down the initiative order for you? |
| 04:37:07:03 | 04:37:07:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 04:37:11:03 | 04:37:13:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Hold on. So we got lust… Chris, what was yours? |
| 04:37:11:17 | 04:37:13:04 | Brin [Basil] | I rolled a 3? |
| 04:37:14:01 | 04:37:16:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Doesn’t look like Lust wanted to get out of bed this morning. |
| 04:37:14:08 | 04:37:23:28 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, this is the wrong. This is the wrong… Hey! Yes? Sometimes you’re in |
| 04:37:16:17 | 04:37:19:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Pride. Can’t blame lost. |
| 04:37:19:27 | 04:37:20:27 | Jesse [GM] | Can’t win them all |
| 04:37:20:21 | 04:37:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | Pride is 11 |
| 04:37:22:05 | 04:37:23:02 | Steve [Nortle] | What was yours, Bryn? |
| 04:37:23:28 | 04:37:32:09 | Brin [Basil] | the mood and sometimes we’re not. Um yeah |
| 04:37:25:05 | 04:37:29:03 | Jesse [GM] | yeah so the three of you i really want you |
| 04:37:28:25 | 04:37:31:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, Brynn, what is it? What was the number you rolled? Eight. |
| 04:37:32:12 | 04:37:37:07 | Brin [Basil] | wait hold on. You want us to first stone fire? |
| 04:37:36:14 | 04:37:38:04 | Chris [TBD] | personify this, is what you’re saying? |
| 04:37:38:22 | 04:37:49:15 | Brin [Basil] | This is kind of.. Wait a minute so do I need to roll anything then? Just a plus |
| 04:37:47:11 | 04:38:00:16 | Steve [Nortle] | add you add okay what’s |
| 04:37:48:01 | 04:37:49:23 | Chris [TBD] | You add the plus three. |
| 04:37:48:10 | 04:37:50:22 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re dexterity bonus yeah it’s just plus 3 |
| 04:37:49:15 | 04:37:51:16 | Brin [Basil] | 3. Just a plus three. Okay, my bad. |
| 04:37:52:22 | 04:37:55:22 | Brin [Basil] | I got a ten. I’m tired. |
| 04:37:57:01 | 04:38:00:20 | Jesse [GM] | suddenly masters the healing hands no just kidding yeah |
| 04:37:58:03 | 04:38:00:09 | Brin [Basil] | Three. What the hell? |
| 04:38:00:09 | 04:38:03:02 | Chris [TBD] | That’s a question with the requirement |
| 04:38:00:16 | 04:38:04:16 | Steve [Nortle] | what’s your um What’s your dexterity bonus? |
| 04:38:02:00 | 04:38:03:02 | Dave [Xeros] | room of requirement |
| 04:38:04:22 | 04:38:06:03 | Dave [Xeros] | uh it’s 4 |
| 04:38:06:04 | 04:38:08:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so I’ll go first because mine is 5. |
| 04:38:09:08 | 04:38:15:26 | Dave [Xeros] | wait i actually gotta look at this it should be 4 no it’s only 3 yeah you got it easy |
| 04:38:09:18 | 04:38:10:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Because we both… |
| 04:38:16:08 | 04:38:20:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Your initiative is plus 4 but mine was plus 5 so we’re good. |
| 04:38:17:14 | 04:38:18:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah my initiative is plus 4 |
| 04:38:21:03 | 04:38:29:24 | Jesse [GM] | okay so uh the three of you know eros pretty well at this point um and you know some of his faults |
| 04:38:27:10 | 04:38:27:28 | Dave [Xeros] | know you |
| 04:38:29:24 | 04:38:37:22 | Jesse [GM] | okay so what i’m hoping is that these attributes i want you to turn these sins into physical |
| 04:38:35:11 | 04:38:36:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:38:37:22 | 04:38:49:14 | Jesse [GM] | creatures that he is going to be battling even though you’ve had this yorn again experience right we are all we are all haunted at times by our past |
| 04:38:44:01 | 04:38:45:14 | Brin [Basil] | if you’re small |
| 04:38:45:14 | 04:39:02:12 | Brin [Basil] | we can |
| 04:38:48:25 | 04:38:49:29 | Steve [Nortle] | They love this game! |
| 04:38:49:14 | 04:38:59:04 | Jesse [GM] | right and that’s kind of what’s happening here is even though you’ve experienced a high, you’re not rid of some of these habits or patterns developed over time |
| 04:38:59:05 | 04:39:09:13 | Dave [Xeros] | can I ask you a question as the dm if we’re in this fight um can we make an extra role as the room of requirement and if you roll high for the room requirement if I asked |
| 04:39:17:00 | 04:39:18:22 | Chris [TBD] | You see how it plays out first? |
| 04:39:22:21 | 04:39:24:25 | Dave [Xeros] | already formulating ideas is all |
| 04:39:25:12 | 04:39:30:18 | Jesse [GM] | it doesn’t function like the room requirement in that sense necessarily |
| 04:39:30:18 | 04:39:39:03 | Jesse [GM] | it’s like uh but if you like succeed uh like if you um uh if you overcome any of your sins |
| 04:39:39:03 | 04:39:45:21 | Jesse [GM] | or deal signature image uh you’ll be like guided to your item is kind of the reward that the room |
| 04:39:45:21 | 04:39:52:28 | Jesse [GM] | is like granted okay does that make sense okay all right yeah we’ll figure it out together |
| 04:39:46:15 | 04:39:57:24 | Dave [Xeros] | okay all right I’ll ask questions along the way yes all right let’s go deceit |
| 04:39:52:28 | 04:40:03:29 | Jesse [GM] | all right cool okay so let’s we need some simple combat music steampunk steampun |
| 04:40:00:24 | 04:40:05:03 | Chris [TBD] | A lot of sax! A lot OF saxophone! |
| 04:40:05:00 | 04:40:06:01 | Brin [Basil] | turn off this |
| 04:40:05:08 | 04:40:16:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I need some good deceit music first, and then we’ll move over to pride music and then move to lust music. |
| 04:40:06:25 | 04:40:07:12 | Steve [Nortle] | by the way |
| 04:40:10:12 | 04:40:18:21 | Steve [Nortle] | So the YMCA kicks in during pride. |
| 04:40:17:22 | 04:40:19:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah! Pretty much. |
| 04:40:23:24 | 04:40:42:20 | Steve [Nortle] | So as deceit, I pray prayer. |
| 04:40:32:07 | 04:40:41:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I start by sitting in the middle of the room in an easy seat with my hands at prayer |
| 04:40:41:24 | 04:40:47:14 | Dave [Xeros] | knowing that something is going to happen and really praying for a sandwich. |
| 04:40:43:01 | 04:40:43:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 04:40:49:13 | 04:40:56:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay so you’re sitting You’re sitting in your chair and |
| 04:40:56:13 | 04:41:01:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Your ECC okay crisscross applesauce |
| 04:40:56:15 | 04:41:00:12 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no, I’m easy seat. I’m like cross-legged. Yeah. |
| 04:41:02:04 | 04:41:02:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, sure. |
| 04:41:02:25 | 04:41:04:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright so |
| 04:41:06:01 | 04:41:12:04 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s going to be mad at this Behind you behind you, you hear this. |
| 04:41:13:08 | 04:41:15:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Arrows? Sweetie! |
| 04:41:16:22 | 04:41:18:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Sweetie, where are you? Mommy’s looking for you. |
| 04:41:18:29 | 04:41:19:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Son of a bitch. |
| 04:41:21:24 | 04:41:30:25 | Steve [Nortle] | And out of the corner of your eye, you see the shape of… Again, it’s kind in the shape and form of your mother |
| 04:41:33:06 | 04:41:35:02 | Steve [Nortle] | just off to your right. |
| 04:41:38:01 | 04:41:38:28 | Brin [Basil] | you done? |
| 04:41:42:20 | 04:41:48:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Mom. What you doing in the last thing I require right now? |
| 04:41:44:07 | 04:41:45:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Hi, sweetie. |
| 04:41:51:01 | 04:41:51:20 | Steve [Nortle] | okay, sweetie. |
| 04:41:52:15 | 04:41:57:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, cool. What do you need? No one not. It’s all right. |
| 04:41:53:03 | 04:42:00:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. Really? We’re okay. We’re good? Remember how good we are? No, we’re doing wonderfully. |
| 04:42:00:21 | 04:42:05:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I know exactly what you did to my friends and to me. |
| 04:42:05:07 | 04:42:07:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh sweetie, that wasn’t me. |
| 04:42:07:11 | 04:42:17:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it was. I’ve gone to so many places that have shown me exactly what happened. It’s the whole idea of The Oracle. It wasn’t me that did that. It was you. |
| 04:42:08:10 | 04:42:19:23 | Steve [Nortle] | That Sweetie that was you that did that It was oh You’re just confused |
| 04:42:19:23 | 04:42:25:04 | Steve [Nortle] | You can’t remember Hi-ya! |
| 04:42:19:28 | 04:42:25:07 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I know exactly how Pearl works. I know how Pearl looks. I know what you guys were doing here. |
| 04:42:21:07 | 04:42:32:16 | Chris [TBD] | take out for a minute Damn, I remember it! |
| 04:42:26:08 | 04:42:29:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Twisting strike 22 to hit |
| 04:42:27:02 | 04:42:28:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:42:27:21 | 04:42:28:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:42:29:14 | 04:42:30:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Damn, Mom! |
| 04:42:31:13 | 04:42:42:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I remember this! I take out my cat-of-nine tails. No, no, I don’t have it because it’s in my pants. Damn it! All right. Fine. I reach into my jorts, and I can’t find |
| 04:42:32:22 | 04:42:34:19 | Brin [Basil] | I take that one out of my hand. |
| 04:42:37:06 | 04:42:37:23 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, damn! |
| 04:42:39:26 | 04:42:45:29 | Steve [Nortle] | i okay so I’m just going with what |
| 04:42:42:21 | 04:42:43:10 | Chris [TBD] | Jorts! |
| 04:42:45:29 | 04:42:53:10 | Steve [Nortle] | it says to do 46 plus 5 psychic damage I |
| 04:42:46:27 | 04:42:47:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. |
| 04:42:49:29 | 04:42:51:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Holy… Okay. |
| 04:42:52:25 | 04:43:02:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh, yeah, uh, Silvery Bobs. No on the attack roll. Whatever the attack roll was. |
| 04:42:53:10 | 04:43:04:00 | Steve [Nortle] | rolled low don’t worry 11 13 uh on the Damage roll, okay. |
| 04:43:09:26 | 04:43:11:02 | Steve [Nortle] | That would be 27 |
| 04:43:13:04 | 04:43:24:24 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s got a like plus ten? Son of a… Okay. |
| 04:43:15:07 | 04:43:16:17 | Steve [Nortle] | That is correct. |
| 04:43:15:18 | 04:43:20:20 | Jesse [GM] | you have some pretty powerful synths it’s pretty powerful vices yep |
| 04:43:20:02 | 04:43:24:10 | Steve [Nortle] | This damage roll is actually better than the last one for you so |
| 04:43:26:14 | 04:43:31:17 | Steve [Nortle] | 12 psychic damage and now you need to do a DC 18 wisdom save. |
| 04:43:33:16 | 04:43:33:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, |
| 04:43:37:25 | 04:43:38:24 | Dave [Xeros] | twelve. Four points. |
| 04:43:41:26 | 04:43:43:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, DC 8? |
| 04:43:44:12 | 04:43:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | 18. |
| 04:43:46:08 | 04:43:47:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Wisdom, your wisdom. |
| 04:43:46:23 | 04:43:49:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to touch myself and give myself part of Conspirations. |
| 04:43:49:14 | 04:43:50:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 04:43:51:29 | 04:43:55:00 | Dave [Xeros] | And so it’s just a straight roll. |
| 04:43:57:19 | 04:44:01:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, that’s a 13. |
| 04:43:59:11 | 04:44:07:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright. all right so you’re supposed to uh you you can’t target |
| 04:43:59:26 | 04:44:01:20 | Brin [Basil] | the sins are plotting. |
| 04:44:07:07 | 04:44:13:01 | Steve [Nortle] | deceit um on when well it is your turn |
| 04:44:13:01 | 04:44:20:14 | Steve [Nortle] | i don’t know what you what else you see but you can’T target me until your next turn oh sweetie |
| 04:44:16:20 | 04:44:18:08 | Dave [Xeros] | target you? Okay. |
| 04:44:20:14 | 04:44:32:07 | Steve [Nortle] | gotta stop listening to all those lies people say about you we’ll keep working on this |
| 04:44:25:00 | 04:44:28:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. Yeah, the Omulai has you. So let’s figure this out. |
| 04:44:37:07 | 04:44:37:19 | Steve [Nortle] | All right. |
| 04:44:38:09 | 04:44:48:18 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, so I move over. I can’t attack. Do I see anything else in the room? Because nothing else… It’s because we’re an initiative. I should be able to see it other things. |
| 04:44:48:28 | 04:44:59:14 | Jesse [GM] | we’ll say uh it’s it’s almost like a kind of mental battle that you’re having right um you can use any of your abilities to fight these things it’s just going to be your |
| 04:44:50:02 | 04:44:51:05 | Dave [Xeros] | What do I see? |
| 04:44:54:07 | 04:44:54:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 04:44:57:09 | 04:44:57:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 04:44:59:14 | 04:45:06:06 | Jesse [GM] | normal abilities even though they may not be like physical manifestations you basically justify your skill for your attack |
| 04:45:06:01 | 04:45:15:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, cool. So I have pride and lust that I can actually attack on this one. Okay. So let us give this a shot. |
| 04:45:06:21 | 04:45:10:04 | Steve [Nortle] | He could use athletics for it even though like… |
| 04:45:15:10 | 04:45:22:17 | Dave [Xeros] | i am going to so i can use actual attacks on like real attacks |
| 04:45:21:19 | 04:45:22:28 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 04:45:26:06 | 04:45:34:20 | Dave [Xeros] | this i’m going to use i’m gonna use shadow on |
| 04:45:34:20 | 04:45:40:28 | Dave [Xeros] | uh on pride i’ma shatter my pride yeah i’m |
| 04:45:37:11 | 04:45:45:05 | Chris [TBD] | oh you will need to uh |
| 04:45:38:14 | 04:45:39:19 | Jesse [GM] | Nice! Very fitting. |
| 04:45:38:22 | 04:45:39:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Ooh! |
| 04:45:48:13 | 04:45:54:16 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m clicking on it so uh you have to make a uh a |
| 04:45:54:16 | 04:46:02:02 | Dave [Xeros] | saving constitution throw of 16. And |
| 04:45:57:18 | 04:46:01:13 | Chris [TBD] | uh okay 16 awesome |
| 04:46:02:02 | 04:46:07:21 | Dave [Xeros] | is uh is we’re in a pretty close range right okay so I |
| 04:46:07:21 | 04:46:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s an area effect so if anyone’s within it’s in my mind yeah they’d all be so both |
| 04:46:15:01 | 04:46:25:19 | Dave [Xeros] | of you actually have to make this safe so they’re just talking and i’m just i’m just trying to like drown out like the noise and i just like |
| 04:46:15:22 | 04:46:16:29 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, definitely. |
| 04:46:16:29 | 04:46:37:01 | Brin [Basil] | okay you said constitution as you said 22. |
| 04:46:25:19 | 04:46:30:03 | Dave [Xeros] | make the biggest loudest noise said dc 16 constitution save throw |
| 04:46:35:10 | 04:46:38:11 | Chris [TBD] | It’s only a 11 |
| 04:46:39:19 | 04:46:51:07 | Dave [Xeros] | all right pride you gonna i’m i’m gonna shatter you uh okay so that is three d8 i’m casting at a level two so i get actual extra damage at that |
| 04:46:56:03 | 04:46:57:23 | Chris [TBD] | What was that you used? |
| 04:46:58:26 | 04:47:02:29 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, the original thing Constitution |
| 04:47:04:23 | 04:47:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | But what was it A saving throw up No, what kind of attack was it |
| 04:47:13:25 | 04:47:24:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, was it a type Oh, okay I don’t have that Okay, thank you |
| 04:47:14:17 | 04:47:26:06 | Dave [Xeros] | you have to make the constitution saving throw in order so like to see if you can if you’re affected by it or not so you you’re you’re |
| 04:47:23:05 | 04:47:31:05 | Brin [Basil] | yeah mine has like it’s bonus i’m for |
| 04:47:26:06 | 04:47:34:24 | Dave [Xeros] | effected for half and he’s a fact he’s affected for all of us so let’s do this three come on |
| 04:47:34:24 | 04:47:38:19 | Dave [Xeros] | eight eight points |
| 04:47:43:01 | 04:47:48:13 | Steve [Nortle] | so much as maybe take off a little edge a slight crack |
| 04:47:44:27 | 04:47:47:00 | Brin [Basil] | and mine’s four right |
| 04:47:48:26 | 04:47:51:28 | Chris [TBD] | You hear this echoing Hold on |
| 04:47:54:17 | 04:48:02:02 | Chris [TBD] | King John Oh Ah Ah Ah |
| 04:47:59:11 | 04:48:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:48:04:29 | 04:48:07:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:48:06:29 | 04:48:16:13 | Chris [TBD] | i’m splendid it tickled a little and as you see what you see is basically an outline of eros but |
| 04:48:16:13 | 04:48:25:06 | Chris [TBD] | the things that are like the most visual are the gold the gold tattoos the giant gold halo above |
| 04:48:25:06 | 04:48:32:21 | Chris [TBD] | your head uh the gold accents that are all over your body they’re just very glittery very shiny |
| 04:48:32:21 | 04:48:34:29 | Steve [Nortle] | And a chain with A dollar sign on it |
| 04:48:35:06 | 04:48:35:20 | Chris [TBD] | Sure. |
| 04:48:36:24 | 04:48:48:02 | Dave [Xeros] | inside my pockets uh i actually look up and i’m like that’s pretty damn balling man That’s pretty cool. |
| 04:48:49:07 | 04:48:53:21 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m really interested in the halo, though, because I’m pretty sure I have haunts. |
| 04:48:51:10 | 04:48:56:11 | Steve [Nortle] | For your disguise |
| 04:48:53:15 | 04:48:55:17 | Chris [TBD] | No, you had the… |
| 04:48:56:26 | 04:48:57:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I know. |
| 04:48:57:25 | 04:48:59:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah you’ve had You’ve had a halo before |
| 04:48:59:11 | 04:49:01:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve had a halo. It never has Eros, though. |
| 04:49:01:01 | 04:49:08:00 | Chris [TBD] | It’s representative of your self-image of divinity. |
| 04:49:07:14 | 04:49:12:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. All right. Okay. I roll with that. Yeah, I like that. Hey, handsome. |
| 04:49:09:12 | 04:49:11:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I can see that |
| 04:49:13:24 | 04:49:16:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay so he’s not Defeating pride anytime soon |
| 04:49:16:17 | 04:49:19:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I didn’t take a lot of damage away from him. |
| 04:49:18:29 | 04:49:27:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to reach out and have you like I’m beckoning you to kiss my hand Your Hand |
| 04:49:20:11 | 04:49:23:06 | Brin [Basil] | This room is not working. |
| 04:49:27:11 | 04:49:33:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, aren’t you next anyway? Okay. So, is that what you’re going to do? I have to resist that. |
| 04:49:28:15 | 04:49:34:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, so that’s what you’re doing Well, the first thing |
| 04:49:34:05 | 04:49:44:25 | Chris [TBD] | you gotta do is roll a dc 18 wisdom saving throw it’s |
| 04:49:39:10 | 04:49:41:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh! Wisdom? Guys… |
| 04:49:41:22 | 04:49:44:01 | Steve [Nortle] | the attack that you’re doing |
| 04:49:44:25 | 04:49:47:17 | Chris [TBD] | just to start at the beginning of turn you |
| 04:49:47:17 | 04:50:00:18 | Chris [TBD] | got to roll a bc18 just being in my presence baby yeah oh |
| 04:49:55:02 | 04:49:59:13 | Jesse [GM] | It’s the comparison factor, right? He’s just so above. Right, yeah. |
| 04:49:57:14 | 04:49:58:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Nine. |
| 04:49:59:27 | 04:50:00:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 04:50:00:18 | 04:50:09:24 | Chris [TBD] | not quite sweetie uh you’ve got disadvantage on attack rolls against any creature except pride until the start of your next turn |
| 04:50:10:08 | 04:50:13:29 | Steve [Nortle] | oh sweetie we’re still very proud of you for what you’ve done |
| 04:50:12:25 | 04:50:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Mom, shut up. |
| 04:50:14:29 | 04:50:25:05 | Chris [TBD] | uh and then with that he’s going to do a mocking smite and it’s a melee spell attack to 12 plus 12 |
| 04:50:25:05 | 04:50:29:24 | Chris [TBD] | to hit i haven’t done it yet |
| 04:50:31:10 | 04:50:39:22 | Chris [TBD] | um it’s 18 is because i’m resplendent |
| 04:50:31:29 | 04:50:33:13 | Steve [Nortle] | isn’t your AC 13 |
| 04:50:35:07 | 04:50:36:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Mine’s 13. |
| 04:50:41:04 | 04:50:44:25 | Steve [Nortle] | as you don’t roll a one it’ll hit |
| 04:50:41:19 | 04:50:48:19 | Chris [TBD] | uh so don’t roll a one |
| 04:50:46:11 | 04:50:55:08 | Steve [Nortle] | are you serious |
| 04:50:46:18 | 04:50:47:13 | Jesse [GM] | Don’t roll one. |
| 04:50:48:19 | 04:50:57:21 | Chris [TBD] | here we go it’s a one he |
| 04:50:53:18 | 04:50:58:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:50:54:05 | 04:50:58:28 | Jesse [GM] | Oh my gosh! What is going on to this side of the table? |
| 04:50:54:17 | 04:50:56:15 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:50:54:17 | 04:50:57:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:50:57:21 | 04:51:08:24 | Chris [TBD] | begins to and then as he has his hand as he comes out with this attack his hand is just so distracting and beautiful and he’s just totally |
| 04:51:07:26 | 04:51:08:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:51:08:26 | 04:51:11:13 | Chris [TBD] | totally mesmerized and he’s like |
| 04:51:10:24 | 04:51:12:01 | Jesse [GM] | in hammered by himself |
| 04:51:16:13 | 04:51:18:16 | Chris [TBD] | I am you baby |
| 04:51:20:14 | 04:51:21:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my god. |
| 04:51:21:10 | 04:51:32:17 | Chris [TBD] | so apparently nothing happens to you there but you do have disadvantage on attack rolls against any |
| 04:51:24:00 | 04:51:29:12 | Dave [Xeros] | so okay nothing happens on that one |
| 04:51:32:17 | 04:51:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | creature except me |
| 04:51:33:26 | 04:51:34:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 04:51:35:08 | 04:51:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | with an out one you might get another attack of opportunity |
| 04:51:37:16 | 04:51:40:22 | Chris [TBD] | absolutely give him that for sure |
| 04:51:37:29 | 04:51:39:18 | Dave [Xeros] | thank you |
| 04:51:40:23 | 04:51:45:22 | Dave [Xeros] | whoo thank you i gotta find out i’m i am not |
| 04:51:42:21 | 04:51:47:21 | Brin [Basil] | It was just it was like a gymnast sticking a landing |
| 04:51:47:14 | 04:51:54:01 | Chris [TBD] | it didn’t even roll it was destined to be it |
| 04:51:52:19 | 04:52:04:26 | Brin [Basil] | maybe I should |
| 04:51:54:04 | 04:52:01:08 | Dave [Xeros] | i am just not a melee class so i don’t have my do i have my can i summon my rapier can the room of requirement give me my damn rapier |
| 04:52:04:00 | 04:52:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and maybe i should ask and i said hey room of requirements can you please give me mairapia okay |
| 04:52:09:01 | 04:52:20:07 | Jesse [GM] | let’s say because this is like this internal battle that you’re having um that yeah you are able to summon right it’s not like you have |
| 04:52:16:23 | 04:52:21:05 | Chris [TBD] | necessarily the rapier but it is a |
| 04:52:20:07 | 04:52:28:03 | Jesse [GM] | the item but like you can still fight with the rapier uh in this sort of new battle landscape we’ve created |
| 04:52:28:20 | 04:52:39:23 | Dave [Xeros] | uh so yeah as as you take your hand back i i take just magically just kind of appears in my hand i’m gonna do the two strikes i’m going to go one for |
| 04:52:39:23 | 04:52:45:12 | Dave [Xeros] | the one side and then the offhand on the other side see if i hit on either of these who knows we’ll |
| 04:52:46:05 | 04:52:51:08 | Chris [TBD] | that hits wait |
| 04:52:49:07 | 04:53:06:10 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, I |
| 04:52:50:01 | 04:52:58:18 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to whisper it with forked tongue, which is using my reaction to impose disadvantage. That’s a Silvery Barbs baby! |
| 04:53:01:21 | 04:53:03:07 | Dave [Xeros] | silvery bobs your silvery bob |
| 04:53:02:03 | 04:53:03:02 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:02:22 | 04:53:03:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:06:10 | 04:53:07:23 | Brin [Basil] | think I think i’ve seen a tiktok about this. |
| 04:53:07:23 | 04:53:12:01 | Jesse [GM] | how many silvery barbs get a silvery barb |
| 04:53:12:01 | 04:53:15:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:13:10 | 04:53:15:05 | Dave [Xeros] | If a Sury Barb can be rebarbed? |
| 04:53:15:07 | 04:53:15:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:15:24 | 04:53:17:02 | Chris [TBD] | first |
| 04:53:18:19 | 04:53:21:12 | Dave [Xeros] | So with that I am going to touch myself and give me bar concentration |
| 04:53:19:15 | 04:53:27:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh sweetie you’re doing so well So yeah that’s better |
| 04:53:25:28 | 04:53:27:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I beat it. That was better |
| 04:53:28:02 | 04:53:29:04 | Steve [Nortle] | See, I told you. |
| 04:53:28:29 | 04:53:30:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:28:29 | 04:53:31:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:31:12 | 04:53:32:26 | Steve [Nortle] | You can trust what I say. |
| 04:53:33:26 | 04:53:34:11 | Jesse [GM] | damn |
| 04:53:35:10 | 04:53:37:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, I’ve got to mix some truth with some lies. |
| 04:53:37:25 | 04:53:56:15 | Chris [TBD] | oh you’re so great man what’d you |
| 04:53:41:03 | 04:53:41:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Sorry, can I help? |
| 04:53:42:23 | 04:53:47:15 | Dave [Xeros] | That was an 8 actually That’s not, that’s a 2 So that’s 5 points of damage |
| 04:53:49:08 | 04:53:58:09 | Dave [Xeros] | so that’s my first swing and then my next swing actually hits two so it’s a 17. |
| 04:53:56:15 | 04:54:04:15 | Chris [TBD] | get that doesn’t hit no oh okay all right there you go |
| 04:53:58:09 | 04:54:03:08 | Dave [Xeros] | A 17 doesn’t hit oh plus five yeah it does |
| 04:54:04:15 | 04:54:12:09 | Chris [TBD] | yep okay uh he’s |
| 04:54:05:26 | 04:54:06:08 | Steve [Nortle] | 22 |
| 04:54:12:09 | 04:54:21:00 | Chris [TBD] | gonna turn his little cheek towards you and that’s what you’re going to end up hitting and he’s going to be like oh you naughty it tickled a little |
| 04:54:24:14 | 04:54:26:05 | Chris [TBD] | don’t touch me again you’ll get the tattoo |
| 04:54:29:23 | 04:54:33:17 | Jesse [GM] | Are we on to Luz’s turn? Is it time for Luz to show up? |
| 04:54:36:13 | 04:54:39:10 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not like a sexy person. |
| 04:54:40:21 | 04:54:42:09 | Brin [Basil] | so I gotta figure out |
| 04:54:42:22 | 04:54:43:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:54:43:12 | 04:54:45:02 | Brin [Basil] | how to do this |
| 04:54:45:00 | 04:54:54:04 | Steve [Nortle] | you’re jessica rabbit that’s what get it jessicarabbit i thought it was fun |
| 04:54:47:29 | 04:54:55:08 | Brin [Basil] | right I gotta remember the voice I used when I had multiple children alright here we go |
| 04:54:57:02 | 04:54:58:29 | Brin [Basil] | all of a sudden you see a mirror |
| 04:55:03:16 | 04:55:13:08 | Brin [Basil] | and inside the mirror would you turn and look at it you see an ace mirror is that how you say it? did I say that right? |
| 04:55:13:20 | 04:55:14:02 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 04:55:15:12 | 04:55:26:08 | Brin [Basil] | I texted Sarah and it didn’t take |
| 04:55:19:10 | 04:55:20:28 | Jesse [GM] | You phoned a friend during the game? |
| 04:55:20:20 | 04:55:21:28 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:55:20:20 | 04:55:21:28 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:55:20:29 | 04:55:23:03 | Dave [Xeros] | phoned a friend |
| 04:55:20:29 | 04:55:24:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:55:22:17 | 04:55:23:16 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:55:26:08 | 04:55:29:13 | Brin [Basil] | much for me to figure out what you like |
| 04:55:27:22 | 04:55:35:05 | Steve [Nortle] | okay i don’t want to know this either |
| 04:55:29:00 | 04:55:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t want to know I don’t want to know |
| 04:55:32:25 | 04:55:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | she has |
| 04:55:32:28 | 04:55:35:07 | Jesse [GM] | should we stop the live stream for a sec |
| 04:55:35:11 | 04:55:40:00 | Chris [TBD] | I don’ t wanna know |
| 04:55:37:16 | 04:55:39:03 | Jesse [GM] | we’ll come back after a commercial break |
| 04:55:38:26 | 04:55:44:01 | Brin [Basil] | you’re the one you gave me this you tasked me with this |
| 04:55:42:14 | 04:55:46:10 | Chris [TBD] | You took it too far |
| 04:55:46:09 | 04:55:46:20 | Brin [Basil] | right |
| 04:55:48:05 | 04:55:48:24 | Brin [Basil] | anyways |
| 04:55:49:01 | 04:55:51:27 | Chris [TBD] | Please don’t Oh my gosh |
| 04:55:50:08 | 04:55:54:22 | Dave [Xeros] | so like i see an ace mirror like a blonde ace mirror in the mirror |
| 04:55:54:26 | 04:55:58:16 | Brin [Basil] | with short hair short blonde |
| 04:55:55:22 | 04:56:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | with short hair okay yeah and i actually i know this person and it’s |
| 04:55:55:24 | 04:55:57:22 | Steve [Nortle] | and really nice feet |
| 04:56:00:04 | 04:56:02:07 | Brin [Basil] | she’s looking real hot |
| 04:56:06:24 | 04:56:08:25 | Brin [Basil] | Fantastic. I knew this would work. |
| 04:56:10:10 | 04:56:11:28 | Brin [Basil] | Also, she’s tied up. |
| 04:56:13:27 | 04:56:16:18 | Dave [Xeros] | is fun yeah that actually tracks |
| 04:56:18:22 | 04:56:21:27 | Brin [Basil] | Alright! And I’m using |
| 04:56:23:00 | 04:56:24:06 | Brin [Basil] | Overwhelming Passion |
| 04:56:25:08 | 04:56:35:11 | Brin [Basil] | Lust targets Okay yeah I already got you Three creatures Anyways Okay So Yeah You gotta do Charisma safe |
| 04:56:38:07 | 04:56:41:29 | Steve [Nortle] | what did you call it lustful over overwhelming |
| 04:56:39:23 | 04:56:45:14 | Brin [Basil] | Overwhelving Passion But I Oh wait a minute Do I need to do Yep |
| 04:56:45:14 | 04:56:52:11 | Brin [Basil] | This doesn’t really take damage Does it? |
| 04:56:55:09 | 04:57:06:12 | Brin [Basil] | your shit. I’m joking! Alright, well it didn’t work. My overwhelming passion |
| 04:57:00:24 | 04:57:02:27 | Steve [Nortle] | You can tell a little white lie. |
| 04:57:06:12 | 04:57:18:19 | Brin [Basil] | didn’t worked. Yes… |
| 04:57:07:07 | 04:57:16:02 | Dave [Xeros] | and i’m just going to be hey you know what you got me totally unborn for what’s happening here um i just maybe it’s not the right time |
| 04:57:18:06 | 04:57:21:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Is it because I’m watching? Is that what’s going on? |
| 04:57:18:19 | 04:57:38:23 | Brin [Basil] | okay sweet just promise |
| 04:57:20:29 | 04:57:22:06 | Dave [Xeros] | mom shut up |
| 04:57:23:29 | 04:57:27:04 | Steve [Nortle] | She seems really nice, you could take her home to your parents. |
| 04:57:27:08 | 04:57:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I did do you know what you guys did to her no you don’t remember apparently you don’T remember you’re not my real mom because you would actually remember what she did |
| 04:57:31:11 | 04:57:37:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Remember sweetie, It’s what you did To her It’s What YOU Did to her |
| 04:57:37:18 | 04:57:44:22 | Steve [Nortle] | You wouldn’t lie to her Would you? |
| 04:57:38:23 | 04:57:39:24 | Brin [Basil] | you won’t leave me |
| 04:57:42:27 | 04:57:52:05 | Jesse [GM] | is perfect So the room of requirement is actually called the |
| 04:57:44:25 | 04:57:57:28 | Dave [Xeros] | oh my gosh gave me a sandwich no |
| 04:57:50:14 | 04:57:54:14 | Chris [TBD] | The hall of hell. |
| 04:57:52:05 | 04:57:57:01 | Jesse [GM] | Hall of Hidden Things because there’s all kinds |
| 04:57:57:28 | 04:58:07:18 | Dave [Xeros] | one hit a sandwich not good not great yeah |
| 04:58:02:23 | 04:58:05:28 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, how’s your HP looking? |
| 04:58:07:02 | 04:58:15:15 | Jesse [GM] | okay so at this point uh your your sins uh they’re pretty strong they’re kind of putting |
| 04:58:15:15 | 04:58:26:02 | Jesse [GM] | you still can see the exit to this room if at any point you decide that |
| 04:58:26:09 | 04:58:34:02 | Jesse [GM] | you can’t win this fight currently you can leave the room before you come back for another attempt |
| 04:58:34:29 | 04:58:39:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I want to ask the room of a requirement because this is a hall of hidden things. |
| 04:58:37:25 | 04:58:39:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Hall of Hidden Things. |
| 04:58:41:22 | 04:58:47:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m looking for anything from the Forbidden Fruits Orchard that I could drink. |
| 04:58:50:09 | 04:58:53:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, yeah, you should drink that makes you much more attractive. |
| 04:58:54:00 | 04:58:58:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, it does. It actually gives me a little bit of clarity as well, Mom. |
| 04:58:58:01 | 04:58:59:02 | Chris [TBD] | To who? |
| 04:59:02:29 | 04:59:07:22 | Brin [Basil] | This is- I’m so bad at this time. |
| 04:59:04:09 | 04:59:06:24 | Dave [Xeros] | We were pretty young, but yeah, I remember that one time. |
| 04:59:08:18 | 04:59:09:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, |
| 04:59:10:08 | 04:59:14:01 | Jesse [GM] | is it a d6? Is that the number of drinks that we have created |
| 04:59:13:15 | 04:59:14:10 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s seven. |
| 04:59:16:04 | 04:59:16:22 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah, do you want me to roll? |
| 04:59:16:28 | 04:59:17:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, go ahead. |
| 04:59:18:28 | 04:59:19:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to get rolled a three. |
| 04:59:21:15 | 04:59:22:14 | Jesse [GM] | The room |
| 04:59:23:20 | 04:59:24:11 | Chris [TBD] | Produces. |
| 04:59:25:01 | 04:59:25:22 | Jesse [GM] | produces |
| 04:59:27:06 | 04:59:29:06 | Steve [Nortle] | You should drink that. You really need it. |
| 04:59:29:29 | 04:59:33:16 | Jesse [GM] | a drink for you to have amid combat |
| 04:59:30:18 | 04:59:32:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s the only way that you get friends. |
| 04:59:35:16 | 04:59:40:25 | Dave [Xeros] | i like this one number three it’s the greedy malted porta it spiked with |
| 04:59:40:25 | 04:59:51:26 | Dave [Xeros] | tern brandon and restores up to six spell slots yep i i |
| 04:59:43:04 | 04:59:45:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, there’s some silvery barbs coming. |
| 04:59:47:10 | 04:59:48:15 | Jesse [GM] | Alright Hey |
| 04:59:48:24 | 04:59:51:00 | Chris [TBD] | Well, what’s the consequence after. |
| 04:59:49:01 | 04:59:49:25 | Brin [Basil] | gonna stay in the room? |
| 04:59:51:26 | 04:59:53:22 | Dave [Xeros] | would rather die than leave this room |
| 04:59:53:14 | 05:00:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | I knew from Pride, I knew you were going to say that man! It’s gonna be the death of you. Me. Pride. |
| 05:00:07:03 | 05:00:08:17 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s okay, you’re a winner. |
| 05:00:09:26 | 05:00:12:01 | Brin [Basil] | Oh fuck yeah |
| 05:00:14:25 | 05:00:20:05 | Dave [Xeros] | okay yeah you’re up next mom just just roll the damn dice |
| 05:00:22:28 | 05:00:27:01 | Jesse [GM] | Before we go another round of this |
| 05:00:28:08 | 05:00:38:27 | Jesse [GM] | For Eros’ knowledge your sins are stacked and their HP is tremendous |
| 05:00:39:21 | 05:00:40:21 | Brin [Basil] | Like there it |
| 05:00:39:23 | 05:00:41:28 | Chris [TBD] | You’ve done some pretty good damage to me. |
| 05:00:44:05 | 05:00:46:22 | Chris [TBD] | I still got 196 life left. |
| 05:00:50:00 | 05:00:58:14 | Jesse [GM] | unlikely at this point that you have the ability to defeat your sins currently I know he’s very spiteful |
| 05:00:52:06 | 05:00:53:07 | Chris [TBD] | Let him die. |
| 05:00:58:26 | 05:01:10:13 | Jesse [GM] | but you can continue, you can try, you could fight them again or you can choose to |
| 05:01:04:17 | 05:01:06:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Run away like you always do. |
| 05:01:05:18 | 05:01:18:16 | Dave [Xeros] | because of you mom nope |
| 05:01:09:09 | 05:01:11:01 | Chris [TBD] | Back into my arms. |
| 05:01:11:20 | 05:01:12:17 | Jesse [GM] | come back |
| 05:01:13:24 | 05:01:21:07 | Jesse [GM] | when either you’ve learned more or gained something that helps you fight these demons You could learn K-pop |
| 05:01:18:16 | 05:01:19:12 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m gonna attack |
| 05:01:23:17 | 05:01:26:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Some of the demons can be slayed? |
| 05:01:23:19 | 05:01:25:21 | Jesse [GM] | away, some of the demons |
| 05:01:28:20 | 05:01:29:19 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, alright |
| 05:01:29:08 | 05:01:30:22 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s how it’s done-done-done! |
| 05:01:30:16 | 05:01:32:13 | Dave [Xeros] | i have a couple things up my sleeve |
| 05:01:32:12 | 05:01:33:23 | Jesse [GM] | Deceit, I think we’re back to |
| 05:01:33:23 | 05:01:34:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It is Deceit’s turn. |
| 05:01:36:11 | 05:01:43:20 | Steve [Nortle] | From the other side, like again, corner of your eye first time like a corner of you right eye corner of year left eye here |
| 05:01:48:28 | 05:01:59:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I’d like to say that you have done what the family wants but unlike you don’t lie son |
| 05:01:59:05 | 05:02:07:08 | Steve [Nortle] | You should think harder about the ways in which you live your life |
| 05:02:07:21 | 05:02:12:10 | Steve [Nortle] | no person can live a life of deception and lies |
| 05:02:11:07 | 05:02:14:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Fuck off dad |
| 05:02:12:28 | 05:02:18:04 | Chris [TBD] | Your daughter is watching. Warning |
| 05:02:19:14 | 05:02:26:15 | Brin [Basil] | I accidentally said that to her the other day, yeah. I was talking to Sarah. |
| 05:02:22:26 | 05:02:23:04 | Chris [TBD] | daughter? |
| 05:02:28:18 | 05:02:32:02 | Steve [Nortle] | you can’t even be proud of your own skin |
| 05:02:32:26 | 05:02:44:15 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, it’s a genius move. |
| 05:02:33:21 | 05:02:36:20 | Steve [Nortle] | that would be a 27 to hit |
| 05:02:36:19 | 05:02:41:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to cast my Ghost of Step Tattoo and I become incorporeal and you completely miss. |
| 05:02:37:18 | 05:02:38:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:02:47:15 | 05:02:50:08 | Dave [Xeros] | And, you know, rubber glue, that whole thing. |
| 05:02:51:17 | 05:02:52:15 | Chris [TBD] | that whole thing |
| 05:02:53:14 | 05:03:05:04 | Jesse [GM] | i’m gonna say here that it because we’re fighting in something of a mental escape it’s going to be hard for you to disappear from your demons |
| 05:03:05:04 | 05:03:06:20 | Jesse [GM] | in a ghost form |
| 05:03:05:29 | 05:03:08:22 | Chris [TBD] | That is a good point |
| 05:03:09:24 | 05:03:12:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve been doing it my entire life. I’m pretty good at it. |
| 05:03:11:27 | 05:03:14:24 | Jesse [GM] | but now there’s nowhere to run |
| 05:03:15:08 | 05:03:19:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so you’re not going to let me do that? All right, so I try to go incorporean and I can’t. |
| 05:03:22:29 | 05:03:34:21 | Steve [Nortle] | why can’t you just face the consequences like man well if you would learn your lessons |
| 05:03:24:04 | 05:03:24:15 | Dave [Xeros] | No. |
| 05:03:28:28 | 05:03:31:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, just beat me again. That’s facing it like a man, isn’t it? |
| 05:03:34:28 | 05:03:39:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I’d just take the belt off and whip it a couple of times. Let’s see how this goes. |
| 05:03:42:14 | 05:03:45:05 | Steve [Nortle] | 26 psychic damage |
| 05:03:43:18 | 05:03:44:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m down. |
| 05:03:46:04 | 05:03:52:07 | Jesse [GM] | you’re down okay so as uh you battle |
| 05:03:47:05 | 05:03:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m down, I’m dead |
| 05:03:52:08 | 05:03:52:28 | Brin [Basil] | What? |
| 05:03:53:10 | 05:03:59:02 | Chris [TBD] | I would say because he was so stubborn to save that had to have made his pride stronger |
| 05:04:03:27 | 05:04:04:26 | Steve [Nortle] | suddenly you get |
| 05:04:04:03 | 05:04:05:17 | Jesse [GM] | your hp was restored |
| 05:04:05:19 | 05:04:06:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:04:07:14 | 05:04:13:29 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh so this last sort of battle that you have |
| 05:04:13:29 | 05:04:22:22 | Jesse [GM] | with this uh this father -like ghost right that’s appeared and that you’re battling |
| 05:04:22:22 | 05:04:32:26 | Jesse [GM] | uh this like really triggers a lot of things in you obviously before you uh like collapse into |
| 05:04:32:26 | 05:04:44:17 | Jesse [GM] | some sort of insanity you know mental breakdown the room expels you right throws you you are released through the door of the Hall of Fifth Things. |
| 05:04:44:29 | 05:04:45:24 | Dave [Xeros] | got like 1 HP |
| 05:04:45:14 | 05:04:51:11 | Jesse [GM] | You’re thrown back into the hallway, and you are up to |
| 05:04:52:24 | 05:04:54:20 | Jesse [GM] | restore half of your HP |
| 05:04:55:08 | 05:04:57:19 | Chris [TBD] | you can throw on his unconscious we’ll have to heal him |
| 05:04:58:20 | 05:04:59:11 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 05:04:59:12 | 05:05:00:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Basil’s eyes |
| 05:05:00:07 | 05:05:00:29 | Jesse [GM] | No! |
| 05:05:02:22 | 05:05:03:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:05:02:28 | 05:05:04:19 | Dave [Xeros] | 1 HP let’s see if Basil can |
| 05:05:03:29 | 05:05:04:24 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s kill |
| 05:05:04:26 | 05:05:14:00 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll be ready with the healing work. I have never been so ready. |
| 05:05:05:25 | 05:05:07:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll be ready with the |
| 05:05:06:27 | 05:05:08:05 | Steve [Nortle] | you restored half of it |
| 05:05:08:16 | 05:05:10:05 | Chris [TBD] | healing word if you kill him. |
| 05:05:09:12 | 05:05:11:17 | Steve [Nortle] | you’re at like 15 or 16 |
| 05:05:10:17 | 05:05:12:14 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 05:05:14:23 | 05:05:16:14 | Jesse [GM] | whatever that is, it’s been restored |
| 05:05:16:28 | 05:05:18:04 | Chris [TBD] | That’s so good. |
| 05:05:18:28 | 05:05:26:29 | Steve [Nortle] | back already like you went in and then just popped right back out that was pretty peculiar did you hit the wall |
| 05:05:24:14 | 05:05:33:16 | Jesse [GM] | yep when you slide out onto the floor in front of everybody the professor is standing there and under his robe |
| 05:05:37:00 | 05:05:38:29 | Jesse [GM] | shown before you |
| 05:05:39:23 | 05:05:41:02 | Brin [Basil] | Is that this one? |
| 05:05:41:04 | 05:05:42:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:05:41:14 | 05:05:46:17 | Chris [TBD] | Oh my gosh. |
| 05:05:41:29 | 05:05:43:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Read between the lines. |
| 05:05:43:16 | 05:05:44:06 | Jesse [GM] | uh huh |
| 05:05:46:05 | 05:05:57:29 | Jesse [GM] | he says you have severely underestimated the hall things but that does not mean you cannot learn this skill and i believe |
| 05:06:01:27 | 05:06:10:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I’m pretty sure you severely underestimated me. I want to like cast my ghost step tattoo and I want try to run back into the room. |
| 05:06:05:26 | 05:06:12:18 | Chris [TBD] | This echoing sound this echoing sound from the roof |
| 05:06:07:14 | 05:06:15:17 | Brin [Basil] | Sound, this echoey sound from the public |
| 05:06:10:03 | 05:06:10:22 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:06:12:20 | 05:06:13:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:06:12:20 | 05:06:13:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:06:15:05 | 05:06:18:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Followed by, We’re so proud of you son! |
| 05:06:17:23 | 05:06:19:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:06:18:28 | 05:06:23:29 | Brin [Basil] | One of these classical things? |
| 05:06:19:14 | 05:06:27:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay um so the door is closed you cannot enter the room again right now okay uh but you’ve been you’ve being barred from |
| 05:06:19:20 | 05:06:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | apparently one of his lustful things is pain |
| 05:06:27:14 | 05:06:33:17 | Jesse [GM] | the room at least for today your attempts okay um as you guys are standing out there in the hallway |
| 05:06:35:09 | 05:06:47:03 | Jesse [GM] | um you uh you hear everyone talking about uh there’s like some chatter among some other students okay they’re kind of down the hallway from you um and they’re gonna like oh my gosh did |
| 05:06:47:03 | 05:06:57:10 | Jesse [GM] | you hear what happened did you hear about this i don’t know how we’re going to win i don’T know what we’re gonna do i just can’t believe this happened um and uh yeah they’re just |
| 05:06:57:10 | 05:07:00:23 | Jesse [GM] | they’re chattering a little bit if you want to go on the talk to one of them |
| 05:07:01:25 | 05:07:03:01 | Jesse [GM] | eavesdrop a little but yeah |
| 05:07:03:26 | 05:07:07:17 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, uh… When what? |
| 05:07:10:04 | 05:07:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Subtle, subtle TBD. |
| 05:07:10:13 | 05:07:11:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:07:10:22 | 05:07:11:14 | Brin [Basil] | What… |
| 05:07:11:11 | 05:07:12:10 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:07:12:00 | 05:07:12:23 | Chris [TBD] | Good. Yeah. |
| 05:07:12:00 | 05:07:15:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Can I just stealth my way over just to see if I can get close enough? |
| 05:07:13:20 | 05:07:18:26 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah what’s a like we use like passive perception? |
| 05:07:19:02 | 05:07:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | It looked like he was waiting for me to say something. |
| 05:07:19:26 | 05:07:23:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Uh, I only got a ten. So, yeah. |
| 05:07:23:07 | 05:07:29:10 | Jesse [GM] | okay well i like your straightforward response they look at you like how have you not heard what’s going on right now |
| 05:07:29:09 | 05:07:32:18 | Steve [Nortle] | And then they look over and they see me trying to hide behind a curtain saying |
| 05:07:29:11 | 05:07:31:00 | Chris [TBD] | It’s my first day. |
| 05:07:34:05 | 05:07:35:06 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll pay no mind |
| 05:07:36:16 | 05:07:47:21 | Jesse [GM] | with you while you’re moving yeah uh so they’re like uh how have you not heard like the sky rush showdown is like about |
| 05:07:48:14 | 05:07:51:24 | Chris [TBD] | Is that between us and… |
| 05:07:51:18 | 05:07:58:19 | Jesse [GM] | and our rivals the school of vegas okay well yeah we are |
| 05:07:53:18 | 05:07:55:19 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah, you guys are gonna get stomped! |
| 05:07:55:26 | 05:07:56:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:07:59:22 | 05:08:02:04 | Chris [TBD] | Totally! I just keep laughing and walk away. |
| 05:08:01:23 | 05:08:02:13 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 05:08:02:03 | 05:08:02:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:08:02:22 | 05:08:03:10 | Dave [Xeros] | gosh! |
| 05:08:04:14 | 05:08:09:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, I’m not familiar with why you suck so bad. |
| 05:08:07:15 | 05:08:10:06 | Jesse [GM] | like looking at your robes and, like, listening to your laugh |
| 05:08:11:24 | 05:08:13:22 | Brin [Basil] | Have you been to Nagus? |
| 05:08:12:14 | 05:08:21:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Have you been to Magus? Have you seen the magic they have? It’s freaking ridiculous, man! Yeah. You guys just have a little bubble over here. That place is infinite. |
| 05:08:16:25 | 05:08:18:21 | Chris [TBD] | You’re going to get stomped. |
| 05:08:18:12 | 05:08:19:08 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah it is. |
| 05:08:20:29 | 05:08:22:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:08:21:12 | 05:08:30:19 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s true because every time there was like a surprise magical uh message from the school of I guess this guy pissed his pants. |
| 05:08:31:01 | 05:08:31:27 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s insane. |
| 05:08:32:06 | 05:08:33:07 | Chris [TBD] | That’s right. |
| 05:08:32:20 | 05:08:34:17 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s how intense it is. |
| 05:08:33:26 | 05:08:38:09 | Jesse [GM] | Well, we are about to piss our pants because what’s happened |
| 05:08:34:25 | 05:09:05:01 | Brin [Basil] | died there let’s and |
| 05:08:36:29 | 05:08:38:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:08:39:19 | 05:08:48:12 | Jesse [GM] | somebody’s poisoned our team and we’re going to have to forfeit the match We can’t even play unless they find four players jump in the game right now |
| 05:08:49:00 | 05:08:53:06 | Steve [Nortle] | If only there were four of us, but there’s only three! One, two, three! |
| 05:08:53:21 | 05:08:58:27 | Dave [Xeros] | He can’t count higher than four so it’s just… Oh, three So it’s… Can we really… |
| 05:08:57:27 | 05:09:04:15 | Jesse [GM] | by the way do you even know what’s at stake here if we lose this isn’t just a matter of school pride |
| 05:08:58:06 | 05:09:00:03 | Steve [Nortle] | No, I’m counting… Look! |
| 05:09:04:29 | 05:09:06:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, see this is the thing |
| 05:09:05:01 | 05:09:21:01 | Brin [Basil] | we’ll |
| 05:09:05:19 | 05:09:08:10 | Jesse [GM] | go idiots but this isn’n even just a manner of |
| 05:09:13:18 | 05:09:19:23 | Chris [TBD] | Tell me. Tell me yeah first year here |
| 05:09:13:27 | 05:09:17:05 | Jesse [GM] | don’t you know you guys are obviously first years |
| 05:09:17:25 | 05:09:19:10 | Steve [Nortle] | First days, really? |
| 05:09:21:01 | 05:09:22:28 | Brin [Basil] | destroy them where do we sign up? |
| 05:09:22:20 | 05:09:25:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I still only count three. One, two, three. |
| 05:09:27:07 | 05:09:28:15 | Steve [Nortle] | How could we help? |
| 05:09:27:29 | 05:09:32:24 | Dave [Xeros] | the last time you were in Magus? Yeah, you remember that? That’s like |
| 05:09:32:11 | 05:09:34:01 | Chris [TBD] | We’re not going to Magus. |
| 05:09:34:03 | 05:09:37:23 | Dave [Xeros] | the first ring of magic. The universe is on the fifth. |
| 05:09:38:24 | 05:09:40:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Wow, how high is five? |
| 05:09:40:20 | 05:09:42:10 | Chris [TBD] | Pretty sure it’s seven rings. |
| 05:09:40:25 | 05:09:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s beyond your comprehension. |
| 05:09:45:16 | 05:09:48:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Apparently I’ve just given up and I no longer can count. |
| 05:09:47:16 | 05:09:48:05 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 05:09:47:16 | 05:09:49:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:09:48:15 | 05:09:49:04 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 05:09:50:06 | 05:09:53:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I hope we’re rolling at disadvantage for everything. |
| 05:09:52:11 | 05:09:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | That’s awesome. |
| 05:09:55:18 | 05:10:06:02 | Jesse [GM] | there we go Okay, so Basil, you remember a long time ago yesterday reading in the city library. |
| 05:10:06:02 | 05:10:11:07 | Jesse [GM] | The library gave you something about a sporting match and you remember that this game, |
| 05:10:11:13 | 05:10:19:27 | Jesse [GM] | the winner of this game they win the ethereal glass chalice okay and let me see really |
| 05:10:18:23 | 05:10:29:22 | Dave [Xeros] | What? the ethereal glass chalice they have it for every year It lines the streets of Megas. They always win |
| 05:10:20:27 | 05:10:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | How many years in a row has Magus had the Ethereal Glass channel? |
| 05:10:29:21 | 05:10:30:24 | Chris [TBD] | That’s correct. |
| 05:10:30:11 | 05:10:36:27 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s what they use at the Forbidden Fruits Applebee’s in all of Megas, there’s so many of them |
| 05:10:36:09 | 05:10:41:06 | Steve [Nortle] | I seem to recall getting one of those when I got, like, my Happy Meal. |
| 05:10:38:18 | 05:10:48:13 | Jesse [GM] | they’re just mass produced yeah uh -huh yeah it’s no big deal well the rumor is that the |
| 05:10:41:09 | 05:10:44:11 | Dave [Xeros] | They’re just like the glass cups that people hand out |
| 05:10:44:10 | 05:10:44:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:10:48:13 | 05:11:00:04 | Jesse [GM] | ethereal glass chalice it is said to enhance one’s abilities so it is said to be forged from the tears of a cloud giant and |
| 05:11:00:04 | 05:11:11:20 | Jesse [GM] | viewed with the voice of the wind god the ethereal gas chalic grants increased attunement magical items and abilities essentially if you are trying |
| 05:11:11:20 | 05:11:22:26 | Jesse [GM] | to master something in a short amount of time it can it can seriously help you do so |
| 05:11:22:04 | 05:11:24:11 | Brin [Basil] | My tail is wagging. Let’s go! |
| 05:11:23:18 | 05:11:25:15 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a game genie! |
| 05:11:25:16 | 05:11:28:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so you sell it and you get gold? |
| 05:11:25:27 | 05:11:27:23 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a game genie |
| 05:11:27:22 | 05:11:28:27 | Chris [TBD] | Sweet. |
| 05:11:28:01 | 05:11:39:19 | Jesse [GM] | oh my gosh okay you know what we’re gonna go we’re going to the dorm room i’m gonna go to this stadium because nobody’s even gonna show up for this thing |
| 05:11:29:16 | 05:11:31:17 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m sorry, I really wasn’t paying attention. |
| 05:11:31:29 | 05:11:33:19 | Chris [TBD] | Challenge genie. |
| 05:11:39:08 | 05:11:40:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Is this happening in the |
| 05:11:39:19 | 05:11:44:05 | Jesse [GM] | and we’re gotta lose it’s happening in the megan that where else would it be taking place |
| 05:11:41:16 | 05:11:49:08 | Steve [Nortle] | You can’t even hear the rest of the coverage. |
| 05:11:45:12 | 05:11:46:20 | Brin [Basil] | I’m bounding away. |
| 05:11:46:25 | 05:11:53:02 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, no way! |
| 05:11:48:16 | 05:11:51:05 | Dave [Xeros] | right i’ll go watch |
| 05:11:51:25 | 05:11:54:09 | Brin [Basil] | No! You have to play! |
| 05:11:56:13 | 05:11:58:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Somehow I just was not paying attention |
| 05:11:58:00 | 05:12:09:01 | Brin [Basil] | There’s four of us, it’s destiny Come on Are we doing this? Come on |
| 05:11:59:25 | 05:12:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | It’s my alma mater! We’re gonna go check it out! |
| 05:12:05:16 | 05:12:06:11 | Steve [Nortle] | But I trust you. |
| 05:12:10:03 | 05:12:11:29 | Brin [Basil] | Shake off your sins and let’s go |
| 05:12:16:16 | 05:12:17:18 | Brin [Basil] | Boing boing |
| 05:12:18:24 | 05:12:25:26 | Jesse [GM] | make your way over to the mega neckle and uh you’re back to the mega knackles |
| 05:12:23:03 | 05:12:24:12 | Dave [Xeros] | in one day this is fun |
| 05:12:28:01 | 05:12:39:01 | Jesse [GM] | when you arrive you see some of the sky rush team there that’s been poisoned they’re all sick their guts out basically |
| 05:12:39:01 | 05:12:46:23 | Jesse [GM] | okay and one of them who appears to be the team captain for idios team idios uh he looks at |
| 05:12:46:23 | 05:12:57:07 | Jesse [GM] | both of you that were here earlier in combat and he’s like uh ice i saw |
| 05:12:59:24 | 05:13:01:14 | Dave [Xeros] | does he have a poison condition |
| 05:13:03:20 | 05:13:14:07 | Brin [Basil] | wait wait wait I want it. I mean, I wanna punch him. Can I? Can I attempt? |
| 05:13:04:21 | 05:13:10:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Right next to his name the little green drop that tells you |
| 05:13:12:29 | 05:13:14:10 | Jesse [GM] | here yeah yeah go ahead and make an |
| 05:13:15:07 | 05:13:23:04 | Steve [Nortle] | and then I would like to do actually an athletics check to see if I understand what this sport is because I feel like it’s within my wheelhouse but |
| 05:13:24:05 | 05:13:27:10 | Steve [Nortle] | in real life I don’t know what we’re talking about so Shit |
| 05:13:27:06 | 05:13:38:04 | Brin [Basil] | I’m trying to use… What?! This guy! That’s what |
| 05:13:29:06 | 05:13:29:24 | Chris [TBD] | What? |
| 05:13:31:23 | 05:13:33:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Sugar is what I said I was going to say |
| 05:13:32:12 | 05:13:34:29 | Chris [TBD] | That was the first time in my life! |
| 05:13:34:24 | 05:13:42:11 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s okay norto can’t count that high anyway it doesn’t matter uh |
| 05:13:35:29 | 05:13:46:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh my god So this is very confusing I am perplexed |
| 05:13:38:04 | 05:13:44:14 | Brin [Basil] | I need! |
| 05:13:46:07 | 05:13:53:28 | Steve [Nortle] | I haven’t heard of this This is what we would call An existential crisis |
| 05:13:49:29 | 05:13:59:01 | Jesse [GM] | ahead yeah you can kill him he’s he’s in he’s impressed he saw you guys in combat earlier and they’ve been looking |
| 05:13:53:03 | 05:13:55:08 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna use nature |
| 05:13:56:24 | 05:14:02:27 | Chris [TBD] | Do we have our stuff back? |
| 05:13:59:01 | 05:14:04:26 | Jesse [GM] | to like scrape a team together in the last few minutes and he’s impressed with what he saw so |
| 05:14:07:13 | 05:14:16:29 | Dave [Xeros] | she as she’s rolling that and hitting him i’m gonna cast lesser restoration on him to make it seem like she actually did it |
| 05:14:07:26 | 05:14:08:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:14:12:12 | 05:14:18:22 | Chris [TBD] | Hold on, she’s got to tell you She’s got To tell you what she rolled |
| 05:14:16:05 | 05:14:21:09 | Steve [Nortle] | So deceit Is still a powerful thing Inside of you |
| 05:14:20:16 | 05:14:26:01 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s deceit for it’s a white lie and it’s not a black lie it’s |
| 05:14:25:01 | 05:14:26:21 | Chris [TBD] | It doesn’t matter |
| 05:14:27:25 | 05:14:29:10 | Brin [Basil] | i’ll just roll the nat 20 |
| 05:14:34:02 | 05:14:38:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Critical injury probably doesn’t do a whole lot for that minor restoration, does it? |
| 05:14:38:27 | 05:14:49:23 | Jesse [GM] | unconscious he is like he’s just asked you for help to play the game for them and you responded with a punch to the face and he is gone. Okay? |
| 05:14:48:05 | 05:14:49:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:14:49:08 | 05:14:54:03 | Chris [TBD] | Niko’s over there standing and just shaking her head like, too soon man. |
| 05:14:52:29 | 05:14:54:29 | Brin [Basil] | oh shit I’m |
| 05:14:54:08 | 05:14:59:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil, I feel like you need to go into the room of hidden things. |
| 05:14:56:07 | 05:14:56:22 | Jesse [GM] | dog? |
| 05:14:57:29 | 05:15:01:14 | Brin [Basil] | going to grab a blanket and drape it over |
| 05:15:03:19 | 05:15:10:11 | Jesse [GM] | His co-captain is like, oh yeah, you’re the ones we need out there on the field You guys can win this |
| 05:15:07:07 | 05:15:09:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:15:07:16 | 05:15:09:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:15:10:03 | 05:15:11:10 | Chris [TBD] | You’re the captain now. |
| 05:15:10:08 | 05:15:14:03 | Brin [Basil] | so sorry I cannot find balance |
| 05:15:17:07 | 05:15:18:23 | Chris [TBD] | Wait do we have our stuff back? |
| 05:15:19:28 | 05:15:21:06 | Chris [TBD] | How are we uh… |
| 05:15:19:28 | 05:15:22:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Did you try to restore his balance? |
| 05:15:22:07 | 05:15:23:28 | Brin [Basil] | no not yet but can i |
| 05:15:24:23 | 05:15:30:25 | Jesse [GM] | do you need yeah you don’t necessarily need your weapons |
| 05:15:27:06 | 05:15:30:28 | Chris [TBD] | Weapons are… Oh yeah yeah yeah. My bad. |
| 05:15:27:26 | 05:15:30:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Well let’s learn what the game actually is first. |
| 05:15:30:21 | 05:15:33:28 | Brin [Basil] | is his HP still half? Can i try again |
| 05:15:30:25 | 05:15:41:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay yeah um i suppose no let’s pause for a sec you maybe can hold on one second |
| 05:15:41:02 | 05:15:41:21 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 05:15:41:14 | 05:15:50:20 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right um all right so uh i’ll explain the game to you uh as you uh |
| 05:15:51:10 | 05:16:02:05 | Jesse [GM] | has the idios team is falling to pieces uh the magus team walks past you okay and they are |
| 05:16:02:05 | 05:16:09:27 | Jesse [GM] | stacked okay this is a look at the arena and here’s your uh your opposing team okay |
| 05:16:03:27 | 05:16:07:12 | Chris [TBD] | yeah they look good |
| 05:16:09:27 | 05:16:19:05 | Jesse [GM] | they uh these the the illustration is a little bit different but essentially they have a minotaur a dragonborn and an undead |
| 05:16:20:00 | 05:16:24:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve actually seen every single one of these people on billboards in Magus. |
| 05:16:20:19 | 05:16:27:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I think I ate that one cereal. |
| 05:16:24:22 | 05:16:25:19 | Jesse [GM] | they’re pretty famous |
| 05:16:27:28 | 05:16:33:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah! It was the Wooties? Yeah! |
| 05:16:29:28 | 05:16:32:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:30:27 | 05:16:34:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:31:19 | 05:16:33:14 | Steve [Nortle] | The Woody’s Yeah! |
| 05:16:33:14 | 05:16:36:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:34:23 | 05:16:37:15 | Steve [Nortle] | It was the breakfast of most champions |
| 05:16:37:06 | 05:16:40:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Most champions. Most champions in Magas. |
| 05:16:37:28 | 05:16:39:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:41:04 | 05:16:43:05 | Jesse [GM] | most champions eat this |
| 05:16:43:08 | 05:16:48:12 | Steve [Nortle] | And it was only, like, 30% sawdust. I remember that. |
| 05:16:45:28 | 05:16:46:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah! |
| 05:16:46:10 | 05:16:57:20 | Brin [Basil] | I’m pretty sure he’s literally his favorite. He doesn’t use milk he mixes it with water |
| 05:16:46:17 | 05:16:47:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:48:22 | 05:16:52:14 | Jesse [GM] | which is perfect for your palette right that’s actually great |
| 05:16:51:11 | 05:16:53:03 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s perfect |
| 05:16:51:25 | 05:16:53:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It keeps… I loved it! |
| 05:16:52:20 | 05:16:56:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:16:55:19 | 05:16:59:04 | Chris [TBD] | oh gosh |
| 05:16:57:20 | 05:16:58:14 | Brin [Basil] | oh |
| 05:16:58:19 | 05:17:01:13 | Steve [Nortle] | But if I don’t have enough water I use orange juice. |
| 05:17:00:13 | 05:17:02:24 | Chris [TBD] | it’s even worse |
| 05:17:02:20 | 05:17:13:14 | Jesse [GM] | they walk past you the dragonborn is the clear captain of this team okay they all glance at you they give you these sort of you know just scumbag like look |
| 05:17:07:07 | 05:17:07:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 05:17:13:14 | 05:17:22:17 | Jesse [GM] | they have no respect for you okay and the minotaur yeah the minotaar sees that and he spits right on the ground in front of you just spits straight at you okay |
| 05:17:15:12 | 05:17:16:17 | Brin [Basil] | I’m doing this |
| 05:17:16:01 | 05:17:27:22 | Chris [TBD] | what intimidation roll |
| 05:17:23:13 | 05:17:24:28 | Brin [Basil] | I’m going to scoop it up and lick it. |
| 05:17:27:22 | 05:17:29:12 | Chris [TBD] | Roll. Holy cow! |
| 05:17:28:20 | 05:17:29:08 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah! |
| 05:17:30:10 | 05:17:31:21 | Dave [Xeros] | bardic inspiration on it |
| 05:17:31:07 | 05:17:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | My intimidation sucks so… I am the least intimidating creature ever. |
| 05:17:31:21 | 05:17:32:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah! |
| 05:17:39:17 | 05:17:41:19 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what makes you so surprising. |
| 05:17:39:29 | 05:17:44:04 | Dave [Xeros] | can i use the help action then? okay, i’ll use |
| 05:17:42:20 | 05:17:43:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah |
| 05:17:42:29 | 05:17:43:20 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 05:17:45:02 | 05:17:47:29 | Brin [Basil] | Gosh damn. What’s this? |
| 05:17:47:10 | 05:17:49:18 | Dave [Xeros] | we’ll see what i got. intimidation right |
| 05:17:50:02 | 05:18:02:00 | Brin [Basil] | Ugh I roll a nat 20 when I don’t need it. oh gosh mine was a 7 and it made me sick |
| 05:17:53:00 | 05:17:55:15 | Dave [Xeros] | oh dude that was terrible sorry |
| 05:17:58:01 | 05:17:59:07 | Steve [Nortle] | so you’re like |
| 05:17:59:27 | 05:18:01:03 | Chris [TBD] | So, what’s the… |
| 05:18:03:29 | 05:18:09:08 | Brin [Basil] | but just one time |
| 05:18:04:23 | 05:18:08:25 | Jesse [GM] | with the team that has been poisoned okay yeah you’re gonna throw up a little bit |
| 05:18:10:03 | 05:18:11:04 | Jesse [GM] | you’re not poisoned but |
| 05:18:10:23 | 05:18:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | But deep down inside that Minotaur is feeling pretty hurt. Am I that disgusting? |
| 05:18:11:28 | 05:18:12:23 | Brin [Basil] | ew |
| 05:18:14:01 | 05:18:24:18 | Brin [Basil] | it’s so why is it so thick yeah |
| 05:18:17:20 | 05:18:19:11 | Steve [Nortle] | conceal don’t feel |
| 05:18:19:02 | 05:18:20:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:18:20:20 | 05:18:21:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:18:22:08 | 05:18:29:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah oh my gosh okay so uh yeah they head out into the arena everybody’s cheering the crowds |
| 05:18:29:11 | 05:18:35:05 | Jesse [GM] | are going off and the team co-captain since you annihilated the captain he’s gonna give |
| 05:18:35:05 | 05:18:46:25 | Jesse [GM] | a brief rundown of the rules of skybrush okay so um basically you have two teams of four players okay players float around think quidditch okay players |
| 05:18:46:25 | 05:18:58:13 | Jesse [GM] | float around using veil stones uh magic crystals that hover above the air about 30 feet the playing field has an open-air arena about 100 feet across with two scoring rings on each |
| 05:18:58:13 | 05:19:07:01 | Jesse [GM] | end our arena is just going to be see these like mouth areas that’s gonna be our goal right okay the rings are the gold that’s where you’re trying to get to |
| 05:19:07:01 | 05:19:18:27 | Jesse [GM] | um the goal is to score points by throwing the glimmer ball through the opposing team’s goal or rings, okay? And then the best score after |
| 05:19:18:27 | 05:19:20:29 | Jesse [GM] | six rounds wins unless |
| 05:19:22:20 | 05:19:27:09 | Jesse [GM] | the ethereal glass chalice appears during the game. |
| 05:19:28:16 | 05:19:36:04 | Jesse [GM] | If you grab it first and return it to your goal you also win the game at any point that can happen |
| 05:19:39:04 | 05:19:42:25 | Chris [TBD] | or just randomly it’s going to appear stay in one spot okay |
| 05:19:42:20 | 05:19:53:29 | Jesse [GM] | in one spot and you’ll basically have a run for it there are four positions in this game okay we have blitzer glimmer watcher and snatcher |
| 05:19:53:29 | 05:20:00:17 | Jesse [GM] | blitzer is sort of the mini or the midi that can kind of go all around the field right |
| 05:20:02:05 | 05:20:03:07 | Chris [TBD] | stat is that based on |
| 05:20:07:00 | 05:20:13:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Athletics, acrobatics and justify them |
| 05:20:07:14 | 05:20:10:04 | Steve [Nortle] | deciding as we roll like we’ve done in the past |
| 05:20:10:04 | 05:20:22:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m excited |
| 05:20:11:14 | 05:20:21:03 | Jesse [GM] | going to use your skills again justify your roles yeah yeah so it’s just yeah it’s it’s yeah it does the name of it blitzer |
| 05:20:12:16 | 05:20:16:20 | Chris [TBD] | we don’t have to use that particular skill |
| 05:20:19:07 | 05:20:20:10 | Chris [TBD] | I love |
| 05:20:21:03 | 05:20:26:17 | Jesse [GM] | um you’re you try and the blitzer basically runs around the entire field tries to knock |
| 05:20:26:17 | 05:20:33:12 | Jesse [GM] | other players rent it’s kind of his job uh the glimmer is the main scorer who looks for |
| 05:20:33:12 | 05:20:41:23 | Jesse [GM] | ball and tries to score he learned he learned nothing he learned something |
| 05:20:34:17 | 05:20:35:21 | Dave [Xeros] | I know how to score |
| 05:20:37:09 | 05:20:38:09 | Dave [Xeros] | I could be the glimmer |
| 05:20:37:29 | 05:20:40:17 | Steve [Nortle] | clearly lush still is affecting |
| 05:20:41:14 | 05:20:42:08 | Chris [TBD] | and pride |
| 05:20:42:18 | 05:20:52:12 | Jesse [GM] | the watcher is the defender he defends the goal the watchер defends the goal and the snatcher |
| 05:20:44:24 | 05:20:45:23 | Chris [TBD] | and lies |
| 05:20:45:27 | 05:20:48:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I know how to watch, too. I could do that as well. |
| 05:20:47:29 | 05:20:49:26 | Brin [Basil] | The- wait, what is it called? The watcher? |
| 05:20:50:10 | 05:20:53:11 | Chris [TBD] | let me be the watcher |
| 05:20:53:26 | 05:20:54:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man. |
| 05:20:54:17 | 05:21:04:06 | Jesse [GM] | is the one who goes for the chalice if it appears. He also plays midi, can go just about anywhere unless the chалice appears. It’s his job to track him in. |
| 05:21:04:22 | 05:21:15:25 | Steve [Nortle] | got this guys TBD |
| 05:21:05:19 | 05:21:15:01 | Jesse [GM] | The four of you get to decide who’s going to be the defender whose main offense and who are your two midfielders? These are kind of the positions that you need to assign to your team. |
| 05:21:12:06 | 05:21:12:20 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 05:21:15:25 | 05:21:17:28 | Steve [Nortle] | you still have your guitar with you right now, right? |
| 05:21:15:28 | 05:21:26:04 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah so the rules are a little different because |
| 05:21:17:11 | 05:21:20:25 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t, they took that well, I don’ know, did they? |
| 05:21:19:10 | 05:21:20:08 | Steve [Nortle] | They did take the good |
| 05:21:24:24 | 05:21:28:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:21:26:04 | 05:21:27:29 | Jesse [GM] | sport and everything |
| 05:21:29:29 | 05:21:39:06 | Jesse [GM] | look in the lockers over there you’ll probably find some of your stuff well i mean it’s a |
| 05:21:31:13 | 05:21:37:05 | Chris [TBD] | how much is in your did you eat before the game? you’re not supposed to do that right |
| 05:21:37:11 | 05:21:44:03 | Brin [Basil] | The pre-show ramen. |
| 05:21:39:06 | 05:21:42:28 | Jesse [GM] | tradition we always i think they knew about our tradition that we always go to |
| 05:21:41:04 | 05:21:43:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:21:44:00 | 05:21:44:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 05:21:44:03 | 05:21:54:29 | Brin [Basil] | the worst |
| 05:21:46:06 | 05:21:51:07 | Jesse [GM] | um and we always get fun right before |
| 05:21:54:02 | 05:21:54:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. |
| 05:21:54:29 | 05:21:57:04 | Brin [Basil] | possible thing to say. |
| 05:21:55:10 | 05:21:57:17 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, alright. What were you saying? The locker? |
| 05:21:58:27 | 05:22:09:19 | Jesse [GM] | so yeah i’m gonna say for the game um usually we like to call ourselves |
| 05:22:01:24 | 05:22:04:10 | Dave [Xeros] | So in other words you guys got the fuck up today. |
| 05:22:04:15 | 05:22:05:16 | Chris [TBD] | Oh there it is. |
| 05:22:11:01 | 05:22:21:28 | Jesse [GM] | kings but not today you know he throws up again okay so uh he uh yeah he shows you basically like your lockers |
| 05:22:11:15 | 05:22:17:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, you’re just the fuck-ups today. |
| 05:22:21:28 | 05:22:29:21 | Jesse [GM] | where you locked up all your stuff begin with you have access to your items and stuff for the game if you need them yep you can use that |
| 05:22:25:14 | 05:22:27:22 | Chris [TBD] | Okay okay if we need him I guess so |
| 05:22:27:29 | 05:22:30:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay I slide my pants on… |
| 05:22:31:17 | 05:22:32:29 | Chris [TBD] | feels like home |
| 05:22:32:01 | 05:22:41:11 | Jesse [GM] | nice yeah okay yep you’ll have to cast minor illusion to give him that blue uniform |
| 05:22:33:08 | 05:22:34:27 | Brin [Basil] | there’s like a… |
| 05:22:34:01 | 05:22:36:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You missed me? Yeah you did! |
| 05:22:35:02 | 05:22:37:14 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s like ah the talcum powder |
| 05:22:41:11 | 05:22:48:21 | Jesse [GM] | look so that you’re all you know within uh code for the name right um but yes you do have |
| 05:22:43:02 | 05:22:44:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Done and done. |
| 05:22:45:20 | 05:22:46:03 | Brin [Basil] | Right? |
| 05:22:48:21 | 05:22:56:09 | Jesse [GM] | uh your position so um basically on your turn here’s kind of how your actions work okay you |
| 05:22:56:09 | 05:23:05:20 | Jesse [GM] | can use any of your skills to basically do these but here’s essentially the action that you perform you can move which is essentially flying you have up to 30 feet that you can live |
| 05:23:05:20 | 05:23:13:12 | Jesse [GM] | okay um you can pass or throw by making a range dexterity check try and pass the ball |
| 05:23:13:12 | 05:23:20:14 | Jesse [GM] | or to score you can block or intercept using a reaction so if someone tries to score or |
| 05:23:20:14 | 05:23:28:02 | Jesse [GM] | tries to blow past you uh you have a reaction you can try and block that person um i’m gonna |
| 05:23:28:02 | 05:23:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | change this arena this won’t be here yep um but basically yeah you can use uh most probably |
| 05:23:29:29 | 05:23:31:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay I’m just sending him down |
| 05:23:37:20 | 05:23:49:17 | Jesse [GM] | all of your skills you can also for those of you who’ve started working on your feats this is another opportunity if the opportunity presents itself you can attempt to master more of your feet in this |
| 05:23:50:12 | 05:23:53:11 | Dave [Xeros] | How can i do that? Can.. |
| 05:23:51:29 | 05:23:58:10 | Jesse [GM] | for those who it’s applicable to, you can try and master your feet here |
| 05:23:57:20 | 05:24:00:01 | Steve [Nortle] | You could confront your sins |
| 05:24:00:15 | 05:24:04:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Is one of them really hot? Maybe i can like confront lust here? |
| 05:24:05:23 | 05:24:08:02 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like that’s a bad move for Eros |
| 05:24:07:16 | 05:24:10:13 | Jesse [GM] | You can decide that Minotaur looks pretty good though |
| 05:24:10:08 | 05:24:13:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Now, who’s the girl with the blonde hair? The drow. Is she a drow? |
| 05:24:13:24 | 05:24:25:01 | Jesse [GM] | I think Drow was supposed to be the dark number 11 and i think that undead is supposed to be like the elvish looking girl |
| 05:24:17:06 | 05:24:18:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it supposed to be a dude? |
| 05:24:18:25 | 05:24:19:24 | Steve [Nortle] | number 11 |
| 05:24:20:04 | 05:24:20:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 05:24:24:09 | 05:24:24:23 | Steve [Nortle] | so |
| 05:24:27:28 | 05:24:31:05 | Steve [Nortle] | your phone autocorrected Drow to Crow |
| 05:24:32:08 | 05:24:35:09 | Steve [Nortle] | which is why I got a little crow based person |
| 05:24:36:14 | 05:24:39:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I was like oh he wants a Kenku well I don’t have one of those |
| 05:24:40:08 | 05:24:40:28 | Chris [TBD] | nice |
| 05:24:40:26 | 05:24:41:19 | Brin [Basil] | That’s awesome. |
| 05:24:42:06 | 05:24:44:26 | Steve [Nortle] | but I did bring Little Red Riding Hood with a crossbow |
| 05:24:45:08 | 05:24:46:14 | Brin [Basil] | There you go. |
| 05:24:45:28 | 05:24:56:22 | Jesse [GM] | these will all work really well this is great okay um your other actions include shoving another player or snatching the ball if you come in contact with |
| 05:24:46:07 | 05:24:47:16 | Steve [Nortle] | it actually looks like |
| 05:24:49:27 | 05:24:50:23 | Steve [Nortle] | portable ballista |
| 05:24:56:28 | 05:25:03:04 | Jesse [GM] | ball uh which also do we have a piece we can use something like the ball keep track of token or |
| 05:25:01:13 | 05:25:02:24 | Chris [TBD] | a little token in those cups |
| 05:25:03:26 | 05:25:06:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I got tokens and I got little hands over there too. |
| 05:25:05:01 | 05:25:12:11 | Brin [Basil] | did you say before blocking and fly, okay. |
| 05:25:10:28 | 05:25:16:02 | Jesse [GM] | pass block or intercept those |
| 05:25:12:07 | 05:25:13:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Or should we do a… |
| 05:25:16:02 | 05:25:27:11 | Jesse [GM] | kind of be like more than the same um shove and snatch those are basically yeah but if you have like you know i want to use my skill this way or something |
| 05:25:16:17 | 05:25:17:10 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 05:25:18:06 | 05:25:19:25 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s symbolic of the game. |
| 05:25:19:27 | 05:25:30:04 | Dave [Xeros] | We can do that. that’s fine those little tiny hand things over there that are gray they’re like really small on the left-hand side |
| 05:25:27:22 | 05:25:27:29 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 05:25:28:00 | 05:25:37:29 | Jesse [GM] | you can we can basically justify that if there’s something that doesn’t fit on the board there or if you just kind of want to like attack the person or something, you can kind of do that too okay |
| 05:25:35:17 | 05:25:35:21 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 05:25:36:18 | 05:25:39:15 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah that that or that |
| 05:25:37:15 | 05:25:39:28 | Steve [Nortle] | One in the air and one on the ground. |
| 05:25:43:14 | 05:25:43:26 | Jesse [GM] | alright |
| 05:25:45:14 | 05:25:48:14 | Steve [Nortle] | So this is called Skyrush. |
| 05:25:49:00 | 05:25:49:12 | Jesse [GM] | Skyrush |
| 05:25:50:04 | 05:25:51:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Very unique rules. |
| 05:25:53:17 | 05:25:57:09 | Steve [Nortle] | They have no clear earthly parallels. |
| 05:25:58:24 | 05:26:06:05 | Dave [Xeros] | i you know i could be the snatcher get good eyesight |
| 05:26:01:29 | 05:26:03:10 | Steve [Nortle] | I was thinking I would |
| 05:26:07:03 | 05:26:12:27 | Jesse [GM] | yeah so decide which positions you want to be and then I’m going to have everybody roll for initiative two so that we know our order |
| 05:26:11:29 | 05:26:14:14 | Steve [Nortle] | so did you want a snatch or glim? |
| 05:26:15:29 | 05:26:21:22 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s really up to you guys what do you think you’re gonna be better like snatcher is more like sitting back looking around right and then |
| 05:26:18:28 | 05:26:28:25 | Brin [Basil] | care less yeah it’s kind of whatever |
| 05:26:22:21 | 05:26:25:20 | Chris [TBD] | What do you need to have a high stat To be able to |
| 05:26:23:11 | 05:26:28:17 | Steve [Nortle] | But well if we’re picking then it’s |
| 05:26:26:10 | 05:26:28:03 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re just justifying it |
| 05:26:27:19 | 05:26:28:13 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, yeah |
| 05:26:28:25 | 05:26:37:22 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I’m mostly gonna be using acrobatics and athletics plus five And I’m proficient so really plus seven that’s kinda what i was thinking |
| 05:26:33:06 | 05:26:39:17 | Steve [Nortle] | but you were going to be blitzer to punch as many people as possible, right Chris, you said you wanted to |
| 05:26:35:22 | 05:26:46:22 | Chris [TBD] | do the goalie thing I look big and wide And my Dex is actually pretty high |
| 05:26:37:10 | 05:26:38:12 | Dave [Xeros] | ok i |
| 05:26:42:29 | 05:26:43:15 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 05:26:47:04 | 05:26:49:13 | Chris [TBD] | So I can throw the ball pretty good, too. |
| 05:26:49:17 | 05:27:00:04 | Dave [Xeros] | snatcher’s good for me just cause all i i’m gonna be using more charisma stuff so i’m just gonna be making fun of him while i’m watching um and trying to distract him yeah i’m a heckle |
| 05:26:57:23 | 05:26:58:27 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re heckler |
| 05:26:59:25 | 05:27:00:18 | Brin [Basil] | Okay! |
| 05:27:01:16 | 05:27:03:05 | Chris [TBD] | What are the positions again? Blitz. |
| 05:27:03:22 | 05:27:04:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Glimmer. |
| 05:27:04:01 | 05:27:11:14 | Steve [Nortle] | glimmer and watcher score |
| 05:27:04:24 | 05:27:05:12 | Chris [TBD] | Glimmer. |
| 05:27:05:17 | 05:27:06:15 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s Snatcher |
| 05:27:07:16 | 05:27:13:17 | Jesse [GM] | basically just yeah defender um main offense and then two midfielders |
| 05:27:09:28 | 05:27:14:10 | Chris [TBD] | And which one is… I’m The Watcher. |
| 05:27:11:14 | 05:27:15:12 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re going to be the Watcher that’s The Defender, right? |
| 05:27:11:14 | 05:27:21:04 | Steve [Nortle] | yep so blitzer watcher snatch or glimmer i think we got it |
| 05:27:22:04 | 05:27:29:29 | Steve [Nortle] | and you said you want us to roll initiative let me go give me just one second everybody |
| 05:27:23:07 | 05:27:35:21 | Brin [Basil] | Good gosh. |
| 05:27:37:19 | 05:27:45:26 | Steve [Nortle] | what you got oh you beat me by one |
| 05:27:38:21 | 05:27:40:24 | Chris [TBD] | I got a 17. |
| 05:27:42:13 | 05:27:43:00 | Dave [Xeros] | 23. |
| 05:27:44:28 | 05:27:55:01 | Brin [Basil] | We’re gonna get- I don’t know if i have where i’m gonna get trashed in this game. I had never rolled like this on my fly it’s |
| 05:27:52:26 | 05:27:54:25 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s going to turn around. Don’t worry about it. |
| 05:27:55:17 | 05:27:57:00 | Chris [TBD] | Statistically you can’t! |
| 05:27:56:18 | 05:27:58:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey Basil! Punch yourself. |
| 05:27:57:09 | 05:28:06:08 | Brin [Basil] | That was a funny joke! One second, trying to find balance |
| 05:28:02:09 | 05:28:03:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I know it was. |
| 05:28:06:18 | 05:28:07:05 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s… |
| 05:28:08:26 | 05:28:11:15 | Chris [TBD] | The senses are turned on. |
| 05:28:13:14 | 05:28:14:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh, yeah. |
| 05:28:14:25 | 05:28:25:24 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah kind of place them there’s a median line here you You can set up your players anywhere on your half of the field to get started. The ball is going to drop in the middle of the arena to begin |
| 05:28:25:24 | 05:28:28:19 | Jesse [GM] | the game, so you’re going to be right up to that midline if you want. |
| 05:28:30:13 | 05:28:32:29 | Chris [TBD] | against using magic or anything like that |
| 05:28:33:11 | 05:28:34:12 | Jesse [GM] | Nope, you can do that. |
| 05:28:35:13 | 05:28:37:14 | Brin [Basil] | It doesn’t even need to be secretive or anything? |
| 05:28:39:29 | 05:28:43:20 | Steve [Nortle] | like one with like the little amp on the belt like in school of rock |
| 05:28:43:22 | 05:28:45:11 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little pig box. |
| 05:28:47:08 | 05:28:52:10 | Chris [TBD] | remind me once again the rolls beach just real brief |
| 05:28:53:02 | 05:28:53:29 | Jesse [GM] | The positions? |
| 05:28:53:19 | 05:28:55:13 | Chris [TBD] | no, yeah positions |
| 05:28:55:24 | 05:28:56:28 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, so we have |
| 05:28:58:02 | 05:28:58:15 | Jesse [GM] | Blitzer. |
| 05:28:58:05 | 05:28:59:18 | Chris [TBD] | there to hit |
| 05:29:00:18 | 05:29:03:26 | Jesse [GM] | Yep, they’re kind of your muscle, offensive muscle. |
| 05:29:01:06 | 05:29:02:17 | Chris [TBD] | offensive |
| 05:29:05:12 | 05:29:14:15 | Jesse [GM] | Glimmer, which is sort of your main scorer your watcher is the defender of the goalkeeper and the snatcher is a middie he basically goes |
| 05:29:14:15 | 05:29:18:18 | Jesse [GM] | for the chalice but you can kind of play all roles while he’s looking at the chalis okay |
| 05:29:19:29 | 05:29:28:13 | Jesse [GM] | cool okay and then as far as the arena goes so these other stones that are in the arena |
| 05:29:28:13 | 05:29:39:12 | Jesse [GM] | these are floating around you guys so you can kinda fly around these everything’s like between 30 to 50 feet in the air right go kind of around above them but you guys are also |
| 05:29:39:12 | 05:29:49:01 | Jesse [GM] | So you have sort of like your base that you’re standing on is like your veil stone. That’s carrying you around, okay? |
| 05:29:50:08 | 05:29:57:08 | Steve [Nortle] | fun abunga |
| 05:29:50:26 | 05:29:56:17 | Jesse [GM] | So you know what I’m going to do with this one? You have sort of a hoverboard that’s happening here that they’ve made. |
| 05:29:58:01 | 05:29:58:14 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 05:29:58:03 | 05:30:01:24 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, so do we need- We for sure need to do some moves. |
| 05:29:58:04 | 05:30:00:08 | Chris [TBD] | My toe! My toe, my toe! |
| 05:30:01:22 | 05:30:03:11 | Jesse [GM] | Did we roll for initiative? |
| 05:30:04:14 | 05:30:13:02 | Steve [Nortle] | our side um and i’ve listed out your teams, but I don’t… Do you want me to roll those numbers? Okay. So what do we have? Minotaur? |
| 05:30:09:05 | 05:30:11:02 | Jesse [GM] | I rolled for them. |
| 05:30:13:16 | 05:30:18:03 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. Well, I’m gonna put him in here so I can also keep track. Yeah, I’ll keep track this time. |
| 05:30:18:04 | 05:30:18:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, okay. |
| 05:30:21:04 | 05:30:23:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so Eros had 23. |
| 05:30:23:20 | 05:30:24:27 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yeah. |
| 05:30:25:28 | 05:30:27:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Nortle had 22. |
| 05:30:28:26 | 05:30:32:03 | Steve [Nortle] | TBD had 17. And rounded out |
| 05:30:35:23 | 05:30:40:18 | Jesse [GM] | clutch basil for the win nice okay |
| 05:30:41:08 | 05:30:48:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay so you guys have you guys |
| 05:30:42:18 | 05:30:45:25 | Steve [Nortle] | wishing for the dagger heart spotlight mechanic right now. |
| 05:30:47:22 | 05:30:53:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Keep them keep the ball in our court for like multiple my students were like |
| 05:30:49:17 | 05:30:50:26 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah? |
| 05:30:54:25 | 05:31:03:03 | Steve [Nortle] | almost always rolling with hope so like nah but you start off with eight fear because there were |
| 05:30:56:07 | 05:30:58:08 | Chris [TBD] | Oh really? Golly. |
| 05:31:03:03 | 05:31:08:26 | Steve [Nortle] | eight kids like eight players so i was able to interfere quite a bit but uh most of the time |
| 05:31:08:26 | 05:31:16:22 | Steve [Nortle] | they had they had hope or they would succeed with beer they had very few failures but you know |
| 05:31:13:10 | 05:31:13:28 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah. |
| 05:31:15:15 | 05:31:16:08 | Brin [Basil] | That’s awesome |
| 05:31:19:04 | 05:31:23:17 | Jesse [GM] | dang okay yeah you guys are going to be a pretty sweet advantage just starting |
| 05:31:23:17 | 05:31:31:17 | Jesse [GM] | the game off um oh what did i what did you roll sorry 22 |
| 05:31:31:17 | 05:31:38:15 | Jesse [GM] | okay yep there we go somehow |
| 05:31:38:15 | 05:31:45:10 | Jesse [GM] | you had a 31 on what i did so that’s that’s why i rolled that’s when i roll every time |
| 05:31:42:00 | 05:31:49:21 | Steve [Nortle] | why i rolled I have plus 11 on initiative. |
| 05:31:43:03 | 05:31:45:01 | Chris [TBD] | That’s totally… |
| 05:31:45:10 | 05:31:54:13 | Jesse [GM] | it’s standard it’s all right okay um |
| 05:31:46:05 | 05:31:46:22 | Dave [Xeros] | what I got. |
| 05:31:46:25 | 05:31:53:11 | Chris [TBD] | Very dexterous. |
| 05:31:51:06 | 05:31:52:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Aren’t we all? |
| 05:31:54:13 | 05:32:06:07 | Jesse [GM] | all right so yeah this is like pretty uh kind of brutal game there’s not a ton of rules it’s just kind of get the ball into the net right um so you’re all |
| 05:32:06:07 | 05:32:13:10 | Jesse [GM] | in position uh in the booth over here you have uh oh is that our ball nice |
| 05:32:12:00 | 05:32:13:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, that’s their ball. |
| 05:32:13:14 | 05:32:16:23 | Steve [Nortle] | And if he goes up high in the air, we have one that’s all like floaty. |
| 05:32:18:04 | 05:32:25:29 | Jesse [GM] | perfect okay in the boot over here um you have some of the deans of the school nico |
| 05:32:25:29 | 05:32:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | is there watching because this is the school of combat um she’s uh glad that a team is here to |
| 05:32:33:29 | 05:32:40:20 | Jesse [GM] | play and you also have some other like high-ranking officials in city of idios one of them |
| 05:32:40:20 | 05:32:51:24 | Jesse [GM] | is one of the shards the shard are like they’re seven essentially like apostle figures okay and she is there in the booth watching the game with the Shards. |
| 05:32:53:18 | 05:33:05:09 | Jesse [GM] | So, the arena is full it’s packed everybody stoked The home team the actual home team they’re puking in the stands still They’re watching you They’re cheering You on |
| 05:33:04:14 | 05:33:10:25 | Chris [TBD] | This is Z-E-R-O. |
| 05:33:05:09 | 05:33:10:27 | Jesse [GM] | They’ve written Your names like on some Signs They’ve spelled Them wrong because so briefly |
| 05:33:11:14 | 05:33:14:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Falclon in the seats? Can he do with Jumbotron |
| 05:33:15:03 | 05:33:18:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, he’s out while watching. Ah! Man! |
| 05:33:16:23 | 05:33:17:17 | Jesse [GM] | Galclad’s not here |
| 05:33:19:11 | 05:33:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | on this is like homecoming game man |
| 05:33:19:15 | 05:33:21:03 | Brin [Basil] | and |
| 05:33:19:26 | 05:33:21:02 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, he’s way too busy. Sorry. |
| 05:33:23:13 | 05:33:30:01 | Steve [Nortle] | End of semester seems to be really poor timing. Finals tomorrow you gotta study but first! |
| 05:33:29:07 | 05:33:29:25 | Dave [Xeros] | leaving |
| 05:33:29:27 | 05:33:31:20 | Brin [Basil] | check |
| 05:33:29:29 | 05:33:30:16 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 05:33:31:19 | 05:33:32:06 | Jesse [GM] | Nice. |
| 05:33:32:25 | 05:33:34:01 | Brin [Basil] | there |
| 05:33:34:16 | 05:33:35:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Keggers galore! |
| 05:33:36:20 | 05:33:48:05 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, thank you. Perfect. So with that, you hear these horns blow and it sounds off at the beginning of the game. Glimmerball falls not falls but right between all of you |
| 05:33:48:05 | 05:33:57:22 | Jesse [GM] | are hovering around 30 feet and the game is in play And up first is Eros You get to make your first move |
| 05:33:58:12 | 05:34:05:22 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, so what I’m going to do is I got 5, 10, 15, 20 So I am going to rush and grab the ball |
| 05:34:07:22 | 05:34:18:25 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I’m gonna jump 40 feet back and get ready to pass it off to one of my teammates that hopefully are going to be rushing forward |
| 05:34:19:28 | 05:34:24:08 | Dave [Xeros] | But I just use the dash action to be able to get 60 feet |
| 05:34:30:04 | 05:34:33:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Sprinting in the air. Easy! |
| 05:34:34:17 | 05:34:42:26 | Jesse [GM] | How should we do movement? I plan to do this 30 feet Like per turn The arena Is relatively small But your dash Gives you |
| 05:34:39:23 | 05:34:40:19 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s It is |
| 05:34:42:17 | 05:34:47:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I don’t take another action. It’s just the dash means I get to move twice. |
| 05:34:45:13 | 05:34:50:27 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, I see I see Okay Yeah Okay We can do that Okay |
| 05:34:50:14 | 05:34:54:22 | Brin [Basil] | And can I use my boots to my advantage? Obviously. |
| 05:34:57:00 | 05:34:57:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Obvious. |
| 05:34:57:19 | 05:35:06:18 | Jesse [GM] | You can use your boots. Yeah, you can use your boots hopefully these guys are good enough I’m playing for all of them! No |
| 05:34:59:08 | 05:34:59:27 | Brin [Basil] | Hoppiously! |
| 05:35:04:05 | 05:35:06:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Does the ball fit in my pants? |
| 05:35:08:04 | 05:35:10:14 | Steve [Nortle] | The speed with which he answered that |
| 05:35:11:05 | 05:35:17:18 | Chris [TBD] | There is one rule. The ball has to be visible at all times. |
| 05:35:11:20 | 05:35:12:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Nah |
| 05:35:17:04 | 05:35:23:26 | Jesse [GM] | It heats up It recoils Some sort of sentience Yeah, it just recoils |
| 05:35:19:02 | 05:35:20:07 | Brin [Basil] | Thank you, sir. |
| 05:35:20:11 | 05:35:24:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s like magnets One more question |
| 05:35:21:27 | 05:35:24:26 | Brin [Basil] | One more question. |
| 05:35:23:13 | 05:35:27:29 | Dave [Xeros] | One more question. With all of the chalices that I’ve stolen from Magus |
| 05:35:25:12 | 05:35:33:24 | Chris [TBD] | That’s a retcon token, right? |
| 05:35:28:10 | 05:35:29:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 05:35:29:05 | 05:35:32:02 | Dave [Xeros] | can I pull out a decoyed chalice |
| 05:35:33:20 | 05:35:35:20 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, Dika! |
| 05:35:33:21 | 05:35:43:24 | Jesse [GM] | there may be some resemblance or similarities to other chalices but the ethereal glass is one of the kind for sure you could replace it |
| 05:35:44:20 | 05:35:52:27 | Dave [Xeros] | so it’s got like the year and date written on it. And they already have The School of Magus as the winner |
| 05:35:48:19 | 05:35:49:18 | Jesse [GM] | the product number |
| 05:35:53:26 | 05:36:04:01 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah but it says champleans for some reason all right |
| 05:35:56:03 | 05:35:57:15 | Brin [Basil] | Alright |
| 05:36:00:14 | 05:36:03:11 | Jesse [GM] | alright okay yeah next up is Nortle |
| 05:36:04:01 | 05:36:10:22 | Steve [Nortle] | um i am going to oh what i will |
| 05:36:05:20 | 05:36:08:20 | Jesse [GM] | oh and if anybody rolls a net 20 let me |
| 05:36:11:14 | 05:36:21:03 | Steve [Nortle] | um i’m going to um yeah i’m |
| 05:36:21:03 | 05:36:24:08 | Steve [Nortle] | gonna use my action as a dash as well |
| 05:36:24:26 | 05:36:41:26 | Steve [Nortle] | to uh work my way downfield as far as i can possibly go puts me |
| 05:36:32:06 | 05:36:33:13 | Dave [Xeros] | pretty much all the way, right? |
| 05:36:41:26 | 05:36:42:12 | Steve [Nortle] | about right there |
| 05:36:43:14 | 05:36:47:00 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right and that’s your move |
| 05:36:47:04 | 05:36:48:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, so that’s my entire thing. |
| 05:36:48:10 | 05:36:54:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay cool all right um next is the dragonborn okay |
| 05:36:55:08 | 05:37:05:27 | Jesse [GM] | okay um and he is going to um that’s |
| 05:37:05:06 | 05:37:09:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I actually have a drowl. Like, I have… This was the wrong word in my text. |
| 05:37:05:27 | 05:37:11:20 | Jesse [GM] | okay this is great i’m sorry it’s great |
| 05:37:12:08 | 05:37:21:25 | Jesse [GM] | okay um let’s what’s |
| 05:37:21:25 | 05:37:29:20 | Jesse [GM] | his range um cool okay um |
| 05:37:29:20 | 05:37:40:02 | Jesse [GM] | we’re gonna have our minotaur friend he gets to go um he is going to |
| 05:37:41:20 | 05:37:52:24 | Jesse [GM] | uh he’s gonna position himself he’s gonna move toward you eros he’s going to work his way down the field and he’s going to position himself between nortal |
| 05:37:52:24 | 05:38:03:27 | Jesse [GM] | and you to try and intercept any passing attempt so he’s going to use his movement he can also dash so he’ll |
| 05:38:03:27 | 05:38:05:20 | Jesse [GM] | run basically like right up can you |
| 05:38:10:16 | 05:38:12:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, he’s getting right up on your grill. |
| 05:38:12:02 | 05:38:19:16 | Jesse [GM] | he’s playing some hard defense okay coming right up at you okay yeah he’s pretty huge |
| 05:38:14:22 | 05:38:15:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 05:38:16:10 | 05:38:17:05 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s really tall. |
| 05:38:19:20 | 05:38:25:27 | Jesse [GM] | okay um but that is gonna be his action he’s just gonna he’s gonna fly over to your area |
| 05:38:29:29 | 05:38:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah! I’m going to use my tablet of tablature to detect magic on the field. |
| 05:38:39:07 | 05:38:43:17 | Chris [TBD] | I want to see if these guys have any sort of spell going on for me. |
| 05:38:47:04 | 05:38:56:15 | Jesse [GM] | go ahead uh you don’t have roll for that you just okay um yeah so uh you detect that like most of them have magical abilities |
| 05:38:50:17 | 05:39:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | No, nothing secretive |
| 05:38:56:15 | 05:39:01:24 | Jesse [GM] | that they are capable of spell casting but there isn’t like anything necessarily special |
| 05:39:03:04 | 05:39:03:21 | Chris [TBD] | going on. |
| 05:39:07:07 | 05:39:09:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Snape’s not muttering his stupid counter curse. |
| 05:39:08:29 | 05:39:10:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, right exactly. |
| 05:39:12:10 | 05:39:14:23 | Chris [TBD] | Grape, grape’s not in there. |
| 05:39:17:02 | 05:39:23:20 | Jesse [GM] | okay um but yeah you’re looking that’s that’s your action right that you’re just |
| 05:39:22:16 | 05:39:32:22 | Chris [TBD] | That’s that’s the action. Yep and as far as movement goes I’m staying put. but I want to make sure I’m nice and guarding the entrance to our goal. |
| 05:39:31:12 | 05:39:37:04 | Jesse [GM] | sweet hey next is going to be our drow friend |
| 05:39:42:00 | 05:39:49:01 | Jesse [GM] | um okay and she’s just |
| 05:39:49:01 | 05:39:54:16 | Jesse [GM] | gonna come out swinging and she’ll use her hand crossbow |
| 05:39:54:16 | 05:40:02:03 | Jesse [GM] | and she’s gonna shoot towards you basil because you’re the closest opponent okay um |
| 05:40:01:20 | 05:40:02:20 | Chris [TBD] | Do your thing! |
| 05:40:02:18 | 05:40:05:14 | Dave [Xeros] | so this is like a death match you can kill each other |
| 05:40:03:09 | 05:40:10:08 | Jesse [GM] | if she hits yeah you can deal damage on this yeah yeah we’re we’re combat slash you know fun game |
| 05:40:03:14 | 05:40:19:24 | Brin [Basil] | I mean |
| 05:40:06:28 | 05:40:08:02 | Dave [Xeros] | ok |
| 05:40:12:19 | 05:40:13:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Basically, football. |
| 05:40:13:19 | 05:40:22:15 | Jesse [GM] | oh wow uh 23 to hit nice okay so she’s going to shoot you |
| 05:40:14:08 | 05:40:22:01 | Dave [Xeros] | fun monkey you can just tell by her face |
| 05:40:19:24 | 05:40:23:04 | Brin [Basil] | do you want me to lie? |
| 05:40:25:03 | 05:40:26:21 | Steve [Nortle] | We’re so proud of you, Basil. |
| 05:40:30:02 | 05:40:32:13 | Jesse [GM] | okay um okay |
| 05:40:31:18 | 05:40:36:03 | Chris [TBD] | By the way, are you okay? That was intense. |
| 05:40:39:05 | 05:40:40:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll boil over later |
| 05:40:39:26 | 05:40:42:11 | Chris [TBD] | Good. I’m glad you’re okay. |
| 05:40:40:13 | 05:40:42:09 | Brin [Basil] | oh my god |
| 05:40:42:20 | 05:40:44:22 | Steve [Nortle] | He’ll say that word in front of his daughter again. |
| 05:40:44:13 | 05:40:47:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I got a punching bag it’s all good |
| 05:40:50:29 | 05:40:52:00 | Jesse [GM] | I’m going to roll for damage |
| 05:40:53:01 | 05:40:55:17 | Chris [TBD] | As long as it’s not one of your kids I’m okay with that. |
| 05:40:53:10 | 05:40:54:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh my gosh! |
| 05:40:53:14 | 05:40:54:00 | Jesse [GM] | oh |
| 05:40:56:03 | 05:41:01:22 | Jesse [GM] | this is a pretty serious crossbow even though, oh I have a player with a crossbow here about this. Sorry |
| 05:41:00:12 | 05:41:01:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I actually do know. |
| 05:41:03:10 | 05:41:04:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Bye, Eileen. |
| 05:41:03:19 | 05:41:13:22 | Brin [Basil] | are you sorry this is a fun game |
| 05:41:05:05 | 05:41:05:29 | Chris [TBD] | BB Hood |
| 05:41:07:01 | 05:41:08:02 | Jesse [GM] | not really sorry |
| 05:41:08:19 | 05:41:09:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Callista. I love it. |
| 05:41:09:17 | 05:41:12:03 | Jesse [GM] | that’s gonna be 8 points of damage |
| 05:41:14:10 | 05:41:18:15 | Jesse [GM] | and I am gonna need you to make ADC constitution |
| 05:41:23:17 | 05:41:24:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Remind me |
| 05:41:25:21 | 05:41:27:27 | Steve [Nortle] | what are the new actions we can do |
| 05:41:29:16 | 05:41:36:18 | Jesse [GM] | you have for the for like game specific yep uh you can fly |
| 05:41:32:04 | 05:41:44:02 | Brin [Basil] | You said constitution you said? Nat |
| 05:41:36:18 | 05:41:44:03 | Jesse [GM] | pass block or intercept um and then like skill check combat feat development |
| 05:41:44:02 | 05:41:49:20 | Brin [Basil] | 20. Oh yeah! Plus 3, 23 good. |
| 05:41:52:02 | 05:42:02:19 | Jesse [GM] | okay um nice okay so you are not poisoned by this arrow that they’ve shot at you okay um if you were you had to use an action |
| 05:42:02:19 | 05:42:10:04 | Jesse [GM] | to get rid of this poison or anything okay nice but you fight it off so um you’re still |
| 05:42:12:02 | 05:42:16:25 | Chris [TBD] | you know she wrote a nat 20 got it |
| 05:42:15:24 | 05:42:18:04 | Dave [Xeros] | she was defending against the poison air |
| 05:42:17:08 | 05:42:27:00 | Jesse [GM] | just it was just a dc save yeah so even though your hit you dealt some damage the arrow kind of went maybe through you so the poison couldn’t really seep in there |
| 05:42:27:00 | 05:42:31:00 | Jesse [GM] | okay maybe i think it might have given you a piercing in your ear or something like that |
| 05:42:27:23 | 05:42:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | right to the cape |
| 05:42:30:08 | 05:42:30:22 | Steve [Nortle] | There we go. |
| 05:42:32:01 | 05:42:32:23 | Brin [Basil] | have a few of those |
| 05:42:37:07 | 05:42:38:05 | Chris [TBD] | right then and there |
| 05:42:39:24 | 05:42:44:15 | Jesse [GM] | uh next is our undead friend he is the goalkeeper for the watcher |
| 05:42:45:22 | 05:42:53:11 | Jesse [GM] | um okay um |
| 05:42:53:11 | 05:42:58:14 | Jesse [GM] | and he’s just gonna position himself closer to the goal |
| 05:42:58:14 | 05:43:09:27 | Jesse [GM] | and just be prepared for any sort of attack so he’ll be just kind of there at the mouth the gulf. That’s going to be his move for now |
| 05:43:09:27 | 05:43:10:17 | Jesse [GM] | Basil, where are you? |
| 05:43:14:13 | 05:43:22:25 | Brin [Basil] | I’m going to skip over To what is he again What’s his |
| 05:43:23:17 | 05:43:24:13 | Jesse [GM] | The minotaur |
| 05:43:23:28 | 05:43:34:10 | Brin [Basil] | Yes the minotaur Go over that way And punch him In the back No |
| 05:43:30:10 | 05:43:30:23 | Jesse [GM] | Okay |
| 05:43:35:13 | 05:43:37:06 | Brin [Basil] | There will be no balance with this |
| 05:43:37:00 | 05:43:40:18 | Chris [TBD] | actually do try because you’re going to get a nat 20 if you do try |
| 05:43:40:18 | 05:43:50:09 | Chris [TBD] | right she’s very happy in the moment |
| 05:43:42:24 | 05:43:54:02 | Brin [Basil] | Be on to something But for reals though I’m always bounding No, I really am though |
| 05:43:44:13 | 05:43:47:29 | Steve [Nortle] | I like how Basil’s movement is always skipping |
| 05:43:49:17 | 05:43:51:12 | Steve [Nortle] | and she’s in combat |
| 05:43:54:19 | 05:44:04:13 | Brin [Basil] | Okay And I mean, I am using my brass knuckles. So I just do regular like… |
| 05:44:05:20 | 05:44:06:09 | Steve [Nortle] | regular attack |
| 05:44:08:05 | 05:44:14:09 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t even- I can’even do good with the freaking on the internet either. |
| 05:44:13:20 | 05:44:14:24 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, you rolled on there |
| 05:44:15:12 | 05:44:25:05 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I thought I would try it. Alright well, it was 11 to hit so… |
| 05:44:21:28 | 05:44:31:01 | Jesse [GM] | No He kind of detects you Let’s see if he gets a little opportunity maybe to attack you Maybe he saw you coming here |
| 05:44:28:01 | 05:44:28:25 | Brin [Basil] | Wait what? |
| 05:44:31:04 | 05:44:38:10 | Jesse [GM] | something i just want to make sure we’re not missing anything he didn’t there’s no way |
| 05:44:31:08 | 05:44:32:09 | Brin [Basil] | He didn’t! |
| 05:44:35:27 | 05:44:38:02 | Dave [Xeros] | no dm he didn’nt |
| 05:44:36:17 | 05:44:42:17 | Brin [Basil] | He’s turned towards Eros he has no |
| 05:44:44:10 | 05:44:48:25 | Steve [Nortle] | I used fear against my students they’re like, I use hope to take it back |
| 05:44:50:02 | 05:44:51:19 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s not how this works |
| 05:44:50:03 | 05:44:51:21 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 05:44:52:03 | 05:44:54:05 | Dave [Xeros] | i get to do stuff first |
| 05:44:53:27 | 05:44:56:01 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s the same vibe right there |
| 05:44:58:05 | 05:45:07:16 | Jesse [GM] | okay um no i don’t think that he has a reaction uh so you uh you you swing at him |
| 05:45:07:16 | 05:45:12:18 | Jesse [GM] | and we’ll say he you know kind of detects your presence a little bit he dodges whatever it is |
| 05:45:12:18 | 05:45:19:18 | Jesse [GM] | you’re trying to go for um while still playing credible defense okay so there’s no problem with |
| 05:45:18:07 | 05:45:22:11 | Brin [Basil] | He’s got this magus douche- Magus Douchebag. |
| 05:45:20:18 | 05:45:24:20 | Dave [Xeros] | they’re they’re it’s it is what it is |
| 05:45:27:23 | 05:45:31:21 | Jesse [GM] | his action he is going to try and take the ball from you |
| 05:45:32:21 | 05:45:33:27 | Dave [Xeros] | hey he’s already gone |
| 05:45:33:00 | 05:45:43:29 | Jesse [GM] | uh no this is the minotaur’s turn well oh whoops did i do this wrong oh i’m sorry swap him with the dragonborn, because |
| 05:45:36:08 | 05:45:38:01 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah he already went |
| 05:45:39:10 | 05:45:41:10 | Dave [Xeros] | so he doesn’t get to go again it’s |
| 05:45:43:29 | 05:45:54:16 | Jesse [GM] | the dragon born was supposed to go first. I’m sorry. He’s red! Okay? He’s Red. Yeah. |
| 05:45:46:26 | 05:45:47:28 | Steve [Nortle] | I got this |
| 05:45:52:19 | 05:45:55:08 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s right here, like up next to me. |
| 05:45:55:01 | 05:45:59:21 | Jesse [GM] | Arm right there between you guys. Okay. The Minotaur is going to go. |
| 05:46:00:15 | 05:46:05:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so it was the Dragonborn who went after Nortle. That’s what you’re saying? Okay, sorry. |
| 05:46:06:10 | 05:46:13:13 | Jesse [GM] | They are going to play some risky biscuits. Can they? |
| 05:46:14:27 | 05:46:16:09 | Jesse [GM] | I wish they could. |
| 05:46:15:19 | 05:46:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I love it when we play Risky Biscuits. It’s my favorite game. |
| 05:46:17:10 | 05:46:18:25 | Jesse [GM] | I wish THEY COULD. |
| 05:46:20:05 | 05:46:32:03 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. So the Minotau… He is not going to move necessarily because he’s in pretty good position to try and intercept the pass if you tried too um but he is with his action, he’s going to give |
| 05:46:32:03 | 05:46:42:23 | Jesse [GM] | advantage to basically all of his teammates so if they uh use one of their weapons during play either trying like take the ball shove you or something |
| 05:46:42:23 | 05:46:44:28 | Jesse [GM] | they have advantage |
| 05:46:47:23 | 05:46:49:00 | Jesse [GM] | it’s just called reckless |
| 05:46:50:28 | 05:46:53:01 | Jesse [GM] | and he can give that to his teammates |
| 05:46:53:16 | 05:46:54:19 | Steve [Nortle] | But not to himself. |
| 05:47:05:28 | 05:47:13:05 | Jesse [GM] | to himself yeah i guess maybe |
| 05:47:13:05 | 05:47:20:15 | Jesse [GM] | i’m reading this wrong hold on sorry oh |
| 05:47:25:20 | 05:47:37:14 | Jesse [GM] | i’m sorry i’m such a kid okay so he has advantage uh on basically any of his sort of attacks if he wants to shove try and take the ball or attack |
| 05:47:37:14 | 05:47:48:15 | Jesse [GM] | one of you um yep the minotaur um i guess that’s not his action though he just has that Sorry, probably finished with these. |
| 05:47:38:20 | 05:47:39:20 | Chris [TBD] | The Minotaur? |
| 05:47:48:21 | 05:47:54:03 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, he’s going to move up the field toward Basil and cover you as well, okay? |
| 05:47:55:23 | 05:48:06:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I feel like there’s a really big size dynamic going on here. It’s two giant skyscrapers and this little uphouse in the middle of it. |
| 05:48:06:03 | 05:48:07:13 | Chris [TBD] | Take advantage of it. |
| 05:48:07:07 | 05:48:08:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, right? |
| 05:48:08:01 | 05:48:10:01 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, Eros, we’re back to you. |
| 05:48:10:01 | 05:48:20:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, we’re at the top. All right, I am going to cast Ghost Step and I am going to become incorporeal with the ball and I’m going to move 30 feet down. |
| 05:48:20:20 | 05:48:31:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I can pass through creatures as if they were difficult terrain so I can get through this guy or around him I’m probably just gonna go around him |
| 05:48:32:19 | 05:48:36:10 | Dave [Xeros] | and I’ll make it 30 feet down the field |
| 05:48:35:15 | 05:48:38:19 | Jesse [GM] | It’s probably just kind of behind him there in kind of the middle of the field. |
| 05:48:47:28 | 05:48:54:20 | Dave [Xeros] | And then am I allowed to like pass or is it just like movement |
| 05:48:56:17 | 05:48:57:28 | Chris [TBD] | It’s pass and action. |
| 05:48:58:07 | 05:48:59:16 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, is this… |
| 05:49:01:09 | 05:49:03:01 | Steve [Nortle] | the screen for the camera? |
| 05:49:05:09 | 05:49:10:19 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, is that too complicated what we’re doing if I made too many rules with this? |
| 05:49:09:01 | 05:49:09:14 | Steve [Nortle] | No. |
| 05:49:09:25 | 05:49:11:23 | Dave [Xeros] | no, not at all |
| 05:49:11:01 | 05:49:12:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It makes sense to me. |
| 05:49:11:21 | 05:49:19:17 | Jesse [GM] | okay okay is that is adding combat to that too many layers or should just be like your actions |
| 05:49:14:02 | 05:49:14:28 | Brin [Basil] | Oh yeah, that’s great! |
| 05:49:18:01 | 05:49:18:20 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 05:49:19:14 | 05:49:23:11 | Steve [Nortle] | No, it feels very natural for us to be able to watch Bass punch things. |
| 05:49:21:13 | 05:49:24:19 | Dave [Xeros] | user it’s perfectly fine |
| 05:49:25:14 | 05:49:27:14 | Brin [Basil] | I just don’t like it when i get punched. |
| 05:49:26:07 | 05:49:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just wondering with the actions if casting a spell is an action or you have to throw a ball is the action for it |
| 05:49:37:13 | 05:49:43:05 | Dave [Xeros] | is the game mechanics and extra actions you get so you can run and then |
| 05:49:44:12 | 05:49:51:20 | Chris [TBD] | Well, if you didn’t cast the ghost thing You probably could have passed it after your movement Right? Okay |
| 05:49:52:10 | 05:49:54:05 | Jesse [GM] | per turn basically so you can move |
| 05:49:52:11 | 05:50:03:00 | Dave [Xeros] | fine just trying to figure out what dish So as a |
| 05:50:03:00 | 05:50:11:03 | Dave [Xeros] | bonus action I am going to cast Bardic Inspiration and I’ll give it to Nortle |
| 05:50:11:03 | 05:50:16:19 | Dave [Xeros] | okay yeah that’s my movement |
| 05:50:28:10 | 05:50:28:28 | Steve [Nortle] | okay |
| 05:50:35:29 | 05:50:39:21 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to wait so as movement just |
| 05:50:42:08 | 05:50:52:28 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s I can do that and an action but if I want to move more than 30 feet that’s my action that’s what you’re saying right or if i just move myself is that my whole |
| 05:50:47:22 | 05:50:49:18 | Dave [Xeros] | the dash Yep |
| 05:50:55:07 | 05:51:03:26 | Jesse [GM] | was thinking tell me it tell me the best way to play this because i don’t really know i was thinking that like movement would be your action or you could pass the ball or you |
| 05:51:03:26 | 05:51:15:07 | Jesse [GM] | could shove another player but i guess if you ran towards somebody and then he wanted to steal the ball i don’t know so maybe it’s so so what’s the best right |
| 05:51:11:00 | 05:51:22:22 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i think typical combatant is movement action and if you have any bonus actions to do those but you can dash disengage there’s all of the other things you’re going to do |
| 05:51:23:14 | 05:51:24:11 | Jesse [GM] | let’s try and keep |
| 05:51:30:23 | 05:51:39:26 | Steve [Nortle] | all right so i’m going to um move um close as |
| 05:51:39:26 | 05:51:47:05 | Steve [Nortle] | like my full 30 feet back toward eros to try to provide him some additional protection. |
| 05:51:48:25 | 05:51:56:09 | Steve [Nortle] | But I am going to, as I go, I’m going to spin and deliver |
| 05:51:56:09 | 05:52:00:25 | Steve [Nortle] | a Breath of the Dragon attack against the Drow. |
| 05:52:00:25 | 05:52:07:03 | Jesse [GM] | the undead is that the oh over here in midfield or the goalie okay |
| 05:52:04:11 | 05:52:09:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Against the Draw? No, no, no. Yeah. Yep, the one that shot Basil. |
| 05:52:11:24 | 05:52:20:05 | Dave [Xeros] | like they don’t do well fire from what i remember I think they have, like, disadvantage in this fire attack. |
| 05:52:16:20 | 05:52:17:08 | Steve [Nortle] | True. |
| 05:52:22:22 | 05:52:26:18 | Brin [Basil] | That sounds great, let’s kill him. |
| 05:52:26:20 | 05:52:34:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, well, all right. that’s all right so i’ll uh dc 13 dex save from for your undead |
| 05:52:32:22 | 05:52:40:03 | Jesse [GM] | for the undeed and it can reach that far you’re like within |
| 05:52:34:23 | 05:52:42:02 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s a 30 it’s well okay |
| 05:52:42:02 | 05:52:52:15 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s 30 feet so i don’t think i am but i can hit the drow i can get the red yeah but i |
| 05:52:43:02 | 05:52:44:15 | Chris [TBD] | They’re not in range. |
| 05:52:46:28 | 05:52:47:19 | Chris [TBD] | Minotaur? |
| 05:52:48:18 | 05:52:52:10 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you’re close you’re closer enough to these two of the red ones yep |
| 05:52:52:15 | 05:52:58:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I can only pick one or the other because uh I don’t want to hit my teammate so I’ll go against the drow. |
| 05:52:57:28 | 05:52:59:13 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. Cool. |
| 05:53:00:23 | 05:53:12:06 | Steve [Nortle] | So, DC 13 to dex? Alright, so it’s only 4 |
| 05:53:03:12 | 05:53:08:10 | Jesse [GM] | Ooh, dex to the brow plus two. |
| 05:53:12:06 | 05:53:22:02 | Steve [Nortle] | damage but it is I’m going to say it’s poison damage. So, I basically spit out |
| 05:53:22:19 | 05:53:25:06 | Steve [Nortle] | a just Hakalogi on there |
| 05:53:25:27 | 05:53:34:25 | Jesse [GM] | four damage from a snot rocket. Wow. |
| 05:53:26:14 | 05:53:27:18 | Dave [Xeros] | gross |
| 05:53:26:28 | 05:53:28:21 | Steve [Nortle] | total snot rocket |
| 05:53:29:14 | 05:53:31:10 | Brin [Basil] | I ate one of those earlier. |
| 05:53:31:20 | 05:53:33:25 | Steve [Nortle] | This game |
| 05:53:31:20 | 05:53:32:07 | Chris [TBD] | Ah! |
| 05:53:35:08 | 05:53:36:05 | Steve [Nortle] | is crazy |
| 05:53:35:26 | 05:53:40:09 | Jesse [GM] | That was pretty wild. Okay. All right. Nice. All right? |
| 05:53:39:25 | 05:53:48:20 | Steve [Nortle] | and then with Poison they have to do Correct me if I’m wrong on this, but Poison is you have to do a con saving throw. |
| 05:53:48:24 | 05:53:59:28 | Steve [Nortle] | And if you get five or lower, you pass out like on your turn. You have to yeah. Thank you so Dragonborn. |
| 05:53:51:10 | 05:53:51:27 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 05:53:54:04 | 05:53:54:23 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, on your turn. |
| 05:53:55:02 | 05:53:56:16 | Dave [Xeros] | take poison damage on your turn. |
| 05:53:56:17 | 05:53:57:02 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 05:53:58:05 | 05:54:00:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Same thing with fire or any other |
| 05:54:00:01 | 05:54:00:13 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 05:54:01:23 | 05:54:03:27 | Jesse [GM] | Geez. Cool. All right, |
| 05:54:04:27 | 05:54:15:09 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, the Dragonborn is up. Dragonborn’s gonna use its movement to come over to you and it is going to attempt to swipe a ball. |
| 05:54:15:19 | 05:54:18:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m incorporeal. You can’t swipe it but you can try |
| 05:54:21:05 | 05:54:24:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Basil and if he does Basil gets an attack of opportunity. |
| 05:54:22:00 | 05:54:23:26 | Chris [TBD] | How long does Incorporeal last? |
| 05:54:24:19 | 05:54:25:07 | Dave [Xeros] | of my next turn. |
| 05:54:28:12 | 05:54:32:05 | Jesse [GM] | So any attack that it deals Is it like you’re kind of in another dimension |
| 05:54:32:13 | 05:54:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I am like a ghost form Like you can swing |
| 05:54:36:17 | 05:54:44:23 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s like missed it. And just don’t forget Basil would be able to do an attack for opportunity if either of those guys move. |
| 05:54:42:29 | 05:54:53:14 | Brin [Basil] | didn’t bring my tongue to the smash. |
| 05:54:43:10 | 05:54:47:08 | Dave [Xeros] | guys move And she’s got her katana back |
| 05:54:44:09 | 05:54:46:03 | Jesse [GM] | leave? Oh my gosh |
| 05:54:46:23 | 05:54:50:16 | Chris [TBD] | You probably should have just stuck with the game mechanic of the one you invented. |
| 05:54:53:16 | 05:54:57:11 | Dave [Xeros] | you didn’t the lockers were all there |
| 05:54:54:24 | 05:54:56:00 | Chris [TBD] | She’s got her gauntlets. |
| 05:54:55:08 | 05:54:56:02 | Brin [Basil] | Should I have? |
| 05:54:57:12 | 05:55:03:10 | Brin [Basil] | I just thought-I thought my guns would be in there. Well, I’m planning on using Wall of Force multiple times. |
| 05:54:59:16 | 05:55:00:14 | Chris [TBD] | Gauntlets are good. |
| 05:55:03:02 | 05:55:05:23 | Dave [Xeros] | okay just trap him inside the bubble |
| 05:55:04:27 | 05:55:07:08 | Steve [Nortle] | They turn around and just punch you. |
| 05:55:04:28 | 05:55:06:12 | Chris [TBD] | You should’ve been… |
| 05:55:07:26 | 05:55:12:01 | Brin [Basil] | I just need to get them close enough together that I can smash all three of them against a wall. |
| 05:55:12:00 | 05:55:15:02 | Dave [Xeros] | if Basil punches herself can she heal herself |
| 05:55:14:18 | 05:55:15:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 05:55:17:06 | 05:55:19:17 | Brin [Basil] | You bet your bottom dollar I can. |
| 05:55:20:15 | 05:55:21:23 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, it hurts so good. |
| 05:55:23:10 | 05:55:27:22 | Jesse [GM] | psychic damage do anything to you as your no it can’t |
| 05:55:26:10 | 05:55:30:22 | Dave [Xeros] | no it’s just yeah I’m just completely incorporeal |
| 05:55:34:15 | 05:55:35:29 | Chris [TBD] | He can still hear you? |
| 05:55:34:22 | 05:55:39:02 | Jesse [GM] | and is this like eternal this lasts forever |
| 05:55:38:08 | 05:55:44:20 | Dave [Xeros] | no, it’s until the beginning of my next turn so if we get to my next turn I have to cast it again |
| 05:55:40:26 | 05:55:42:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll give you a sound bath. |
| 05:55:44:20 | 05:55:55:03 | Dave [Xeros] | to go another round so exactly so i can’t make it all the way to the goal in corporeal i have to do 30 feet at a |
| 05:55:45:11 | 05:55:50:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Which also limits how far he can go each time. |
| 05:55:57:13 | 05:55:59:07 | Jesse [GM] | um |
| 05:56:01:26 | 05:56:11:20 | Dave [Xeros] | gained six of my spell sets back and this is probably the only i’m going to stay alive if i get hit once |
| 05:56:11:20 | 05:56:15:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m dead it’s more than like more than 40 |
| 05:56:12:20 | 05:56:17:08 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, that’s right. Don’t worry. Don’t hurry. I’m here. |
| 05:56:16:24 | 05:56:18:06 | Jesse [GM] | I’ll help you |
| 05:56:18:22 | 05:56:20:26 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll do it! I’ll roll a 10 this time. |
| 05:56:20:02 | 05:56:22:19 | Dave [Xeros] | so so if anyone has any like |
| 05:56:23:11 | 05:56:25:22 | Brin [Basil] | I have to roll a ten three times? |
| 05:56:28:29 | 05:56:29:21 | Dave [Xeros] | it’ll happen |
| 05:56:29:02 | 05:56:31:25 | Brin [Basil] | The chances of that happening are zero. |
| 05:56:31:09 | 05:56:36:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m pretty sure we can actually figure out what the odds of rolling 10 on a d20 three times is |
| 05:56:35:07 | 05:56:36:20 | Brin [Basil] | And I promise you |
| 05:56:38:15 | 05:56:40:04 | Brin [Basil] | there’s no way It’s higher than… |
| 05:56:43:05 | 05:56:47:08 | Jesse [GM] | let’s see the dragonborn um |
| 05:56:48:25 | 05:56:51:01 | Jesse [GM] | are you within 30 feet |
| 05:56:52:23 | 05:57:00:00 | Jesse [GM] | Hugh and Nortle are you guys within 30 feet of the dragon born would we say okay so without leaving that area |
| 05:56:56:00 | 05:56:56:15 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 05:57:00:00 | 05:57:07:06 | Jesse [GM] | uh so that you don’t get an attack on him um he is going to |
| 05:57:10:10 | 05:57:15:20 | Jesse [GM] | man maybe i made this way too complicated yeah |
| 05:57:13:24 | 05:57:15:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Is he going to do a breath attack? |
| 05:57:16:16 | 05:57:17:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Your lack of imagination! |
| 05:57:18:17 | 05:57:18:29 | Chris [TBD] | Mm-hmm. |
| 05:57:20:11 | 05:57:22:19 | Steve [Nortle] | This is why your mother’s always disappointed in you. |
| 05:57:22:17 | 05:57:25:15 | Brin [Basil] | Right arrow? |
| 05:57:24:06 | 05:57:24:25 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 05:57:24:17 | 05:57:28:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Am I right, Arrows? Try to elbow you but it just goes straight through |
| 05:57:28:26 | 05:57:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | were not in that room with me you have no idea what happened to me |
| 05:57:30:11 | 05:57:39:17 | Steve [Nortle] | have no idea what happened oh i’m sorry it’s |
| 05:57:32:29 | 05:57:42:22 | Chris [TBD] | we just heard a lot of crying well uh |
| 05:57:33:16 | 05:57:38:08 | Jesse [GM] | um okay for what about |
| 05:57:39:17 | 05:57:43:25 | Steve [Nortle] | all a matter of perspective |
| 05:57:39:18 | 05:57:41:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I thought she heard a lot of swearing |
| 05:57:42:22 | 05:57:45:13 | Chris [TBD] | technically it looked like you walked in and immediately |
| 05:57:46:17 | 05:57:47:10 | Chris [TBD] | blasted out |
| 05:57:48:12 | 05:57:58:06 | Jesse [GM] | um for the okay let’s take a quick uh poll for the sake of simplicity and time |
| 05:57:58:06 | 05:58:03:17 | Jesse [GM] | what if we do our like kind of standard just like skill checks |
| 05:58:05:02 | 05:58:10:18 | Jesse [GM] | kind of like it’s a chase but like your actions are like shoved like you have your movement but then in addition to movement |
| 05:58:10:18 | 05:58:21:02 | Jesse [GM] | you can shove like try and steal the ball yeah what if we take combat off of the table basically you can still say like i’m gonna hit him to knock the ball loose you know like |
| 05:58:13:06 | 05:58:29:07 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t get our attacks okay for non |
| 05:58:14:10 | 05:58:16:28 | Chris [TBD] | so you get two actions basically |
| 05:58:14:20 | 05:58:29:10 | Brin [Basil] | to get two action things for none |
| 05:58:15:15 | 05:58:21:22 | Steve [Nortle] | but like a tackle |
| 05:58:21:25 | 05:58:26:27 | Jesse [GM] | yeah like there’s stuff like that like you could still use those things but for my sake |
| 05:58:29:07 | 05:58:36:21 | Dave [Xeros] | -combat oriented people it’s really going to do us a disservice. So if like, if we can… |
| 05:58:35:01 | 05:58:42:14 | Steve [Nortle] | well not necessarily because you’re throwing and like all of those actions are not necessarily |
| 05:58:35:02 | 05:58:37:17 | Chris [TBD] | you mean a service so |
| 05:58:44:01 | 05:58:45:03 | Chris [TBD] | you’re just saying |
| 05:58:44:06 | 05:58:44:25 | Steve [Nortle] | combat |
| 05:58:47:19 | 05:58:57:28 | Chris [TBD] | the six things that you told us that we should be able to do in the game that’s what we’re trying I agree yeah let’s |
| 05:58:50:03 | 05:58:58:19 | Jesse [GM] | yeah and then you just use whatever skills for those actions |
| 05:58:50:29 | 05:58:52:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s just a chase. |
| 05:58:53:20 | 05:58:54:09 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s fine. |
| 05:58:58:15 | 05:59:00:19 | Chris [TBD] | keep it there that’s the way you designed it |
| 05:58:58:21 | 05:58:58:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 05:58:59:08 | 05:59:06:03 | Jesse [GM] | i think that’ll move better is too complicated this way okay all right okay all |
| 05:59:01:06 | 05:59:03:11 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s fine Just make it a chase mechanic |
| 05:59:05:01 | 05:59:06:04 | Steve [Nortle] | We can give that a try? |
| 05:59:06:03 | 05:59:16:22 | Jesse [GM] | right okay let’s do that okay dragonborn he is going to uh he’s gonna go back on defense |
| 05:59:07:20 | 05:59:09:22 | Steve [Nortle] | So the Dragonborn’s turn he does |
| 05:59:16:22 | 05:59:28:09 | Jesse [GM] | try and position himself better he knows like you’re over there with the ball i guess your spell and stuff i don’t know if that’s still a thing but uh he knows the ball is headed that way |
| 05:59:28:09 | 05:59:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | so he is going to use his movement um and he’s gonna try and shove you nortle out of the way um he’s just gonna roll at least our basic |
| 05:59:38:25 | 05:59:46:15 | Jesse [GM] | skill to see if he can shove you uh probably i guess so yeah |
| 05:59:41:10 | 05:59:42:06 | Steve [Nortle] | my armor class though? |
| 05:59:44:02 | 05:59:47:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Should we use that? He needs a 20. |
| 05:59:44:05 | 05:59:54:16 | Dave [Xeros] | So what you’re saying is Snape actually is buttering his counter curse right now |
| 05:59:49:23 | 05:59:50:24 | Jesse [GM] | awesome okay |
| 05:59:54:09 | 05:59:54:25 | Chris [TBD] | great |
| 05:59:54:16 | 05:59:57:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and took all of the other things out of the game |
| 05:59:57:29 | 06:00:04:23 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah i guess so yeah sorry i this is i didn’t think it would be this complicated to run this |
| 06:00:05:20 | 06:00:07:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, we’re doing fine. |
| 06:00:06:02 | 06:00:17:20 | Jesse [GM] | um okay um he’s just gonna roll yep nope |
| 06:00:11:20 | 06:00:13:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Fine on everything but that. |
| 06:00:15:01 | 06:00:16:00 | Brin [Basil] | We’re adults. |
| 06:00:17:20 | 06:00:22:22 | Jesse [GM] | he doesn’t shove you but he does position himself over here by the ball kind of in between the two of you |
| 06:00:26:06 | 06:00:30:20 | Dave [Xeros] | If he goes past me then I get an opportunity attack on him |
| 06:00:29:08 | 06:00:31:24 | Chris [TBD] | we’re not doing the battle mechanics |
| 06:00:31:29 | 06:00:37:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I know that it means an opportunity attack would mean I get an action. That happens so like, that’s a |
| 06:00:38:00 | 06:00:41:08 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t think that’s I think we’re pulling away from that though |
| 06:00:39:03 | 06:00:39:27 | Dave [Xeros] | strike or |
| 06:00:43:14 | 06:00:45:09 | Chris [TBD] | the battle mechanic out of this now |
| 06:00:47:01 | 06:00:48:01 | Brin [Basil] | the chase mechanic now? |
| 06:00:48:04 | 06:00:56:02 | Chris [TBD] | mechanic thing it’s okay i |
| 06:00:49:18 | 06:00:55:05 | Brin [Basil] | So opportunity attacks or no? |
| 06:00:56:02 | 06:01:01:10 | Chris [TBD] | i think we plan it the way that you wanted to run it |
| 06:01:01:14 | 06:01:12:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I like the idea of not having those reactions or anything like that because it will speed up We have to deliberately target somebody if we’re going to do something to them. |
| 06:01:13:04 | 06:01:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | So there’s no reactions, opportunities |
| 06:01:16:03 | 06:01:26:27 | Jesse [GM] | reaction that you do have in the actions for the game uh is like block or intercepts so you could block his path basically from like coming between you and nortal or |
| 06:01:26:27 | 06:01:31:21 | Jesse [GM] | moving down the field you could try it uh like you know box him out essentially |
| 06:01:29:08 | 06:01:34:12 | Steve [Nortle] | but since he has the ball he probably wouldn’t want to do |
| 06:01:33:16 | 06:01:37:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Well as a reaction I’d probably try to move further down the field |
| 06:01:39:00 | 06:01:40:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Like box not |
| 06:01:45:08 | 06:01:46:17 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s fine Let’s just go |
| 06:01:47:26 | 06:01:48:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Dragon Bjorn |
| 06:01:47:28 | 06:01:54:24 | Jesse [GM] | okay sorry All right, that’s the Dragonborn’s turn. He’s just moving. He’s positioning himself over there. TBD where to you? |
| 06:01:51:26 | 06:01:52:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 06:01:55:10 | 06:02:00:11 | Chris [TBD] | nice um i mean i feel like if i’m just gonna kind of wait around |
| 06:02:01:23 | 06:02:11:08 | Chris [TBD] | um i’m not gonna be i’m Not gonna be doing very much so I’m going to can i make it to the minotaur is he 30 feet away |
| 06:02:02:11 | 06:02:04:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Power play, let’s hockey this. |
| 06:02:11:19 | 06:02:12:24 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, he’s about 30 feet away. |
| 06:02:12:23 | 06:02:21:19 | Chris [TBD] | And so we can move and then we can do one of these things, right? Okay. Yeah. So I’m going to straight up shove the dude down Um |
| 06:02:22:06 | 06:02:30:03 | Steve [Nortle] | grab him by the horns and just toss him 30 feet down oh push him back |
| 06:02:25:20 | 06:02:28:19 | Chris [TBD] | I’d like to shove him further away from my teammates |
| 06:02:30:14 | 06:02:30:26 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 06:02:32:16 | 06:02:34:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, that leaves our goal open. |
| 06:02:33:24 | 06:02:37:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, and I’m using my skill…so I choose a skill to do it, right |
| 06:02:33:27 | 06:02:35:14 | Brin [Basil] | Push him straight back down. |
| 06:02:38:23 | 06:02:41:00 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, so acrobatics is what I’ll use |
| 06:02:42:09 | 06:02:44:15 | Chris [TBD] | I’m surprisingly quite acrobatic |
| 06:02:44:29 | 06:02:45:06 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 06:02:45:04 | 06:02:49:08 | Steve [Nortle] | The mental image of you floating on like this disc with your cape billowing. |
| 06:02:51:01 | 06:03:01:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, so I’m gonna grab him by the horns and i’m gonna attempt to do sort of a back throw all you all you come on baby |
| 06:03:02:25 | 06:03:14:29 | Chris [TBD] | what’s the skill level we’re trying to hit yeah |
| 06:03:05:14 | 06:03:08:22 | Jesse [GM] | We’re just going to kind of follow our basic mechanics so like 15 succeeds, yep. |
| 06:03:07:04 | 06:03:07:20 | Dave [Xeros] | 15. |
| 06:03:09:12 | 06:03:18:01 | Dave [Xeros] | you are |
| 06:03:11:09 | 06:03:12:00 | Jesse [GM] | Did you roll a one? |
| 06:03:14:29 | 06:03:23:04 | Chris [TBD] | that’s in that one plus five oh i shrink |
| 06:03:16:04 | 06:03:17:19 | Jesse [GM] | Whoa! Whoa! |
| 06:03:19:17 | 06:03:21:13 | Dave [Xeros] | dbd now |
| 06:03:23:22 | 06:03:27:17 | Dave [Xeros] | you will not block anything now |
| 06:03:23:27 | 06:03:25:18 | Brin [Basil] | Our goalie is |
| 06:03:26:23 | 06:03:28:26 | Brin [Basil] | eight inches tall. |
| 06:03:27:02 | 06:03:30:19 | Steve [Nortle] | You grab it. He’s holding onto the horn that says tall. |
| 06:03:28:16 | 06:03:29:10 | Chris [TBD] | I tried. |
| 06:03:31:05 | 06:03:38:13 | Brin [Basil] | Well, when he shrunk he couldn’t reach the horn. He just grabbed his nose ring instead. |
| 06:03:33:23 | 06:03:34:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I gotcha now! |
| 06:03:34:18 | 06:03:36:16 | Chris [TBD] | Use me to your advantage! |
| 06:03:39:17 | 06:03:41:25 | Chris [TBD] | Just kind of hanging there on the nose ring right now. |
| 06:03:40:26 | 06:03:47:24 | Jesse [GM] | okay so if you are trying to like block a goal or block a pass I’m going to say that there’s going to be a disadvantage |
| 06:03:46:08 | 06:03:48:13 | Chris [TBD] | Disadvantage or something? Yeah, I agree. |
| 06:03:49:24 | 06:03:56:19 | Jesse [GM] | but you’re still on this giant floating rock out there just hovering around nobody can see you really now |
| 06:03:50:09 | 06:03:51:05 | Brin [Basil] | Should we trade? |
| 06:03:57:09 | 06:04:02:15 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s going to be booking it back To the goal and just get nailed |
| 06:03:57:17 | 06:04:02:05 | Chris [TBD] | Stealthy. Okay, cool. The Minotaur should be quite confused. |
| 06:04:03:25 | 06:04:05:22 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, Cool. Yep, moving on. |
| 06:04:04:21 | 06:04:05:08 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh. |
| 06:04:04:23 | 06:04:05:08 | Dave [Xeros] | gosh |
| 06:04:06:18 | 06:04:14:20 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah the drow’s up next uh the drought is gonna |
| 06:04:15:28 | 06:04:23:17 | Jesse [GM] | are you still invisible with the ball then or are we removing that |
| 06:04:21:08 | 06:04:26:07 | Dave [Xeros] | If that last thing counts, then yeah. I would say I get it until the beginning of my next turn |
| 06:04:29:22 | 06:04:40:17 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah let’s uh okay yeah till the next year next year so we’re gonna use the movement |
| 06:04:33:08 | 06:04:36:16 | Brin [Basil] | And that’s the ability your tattoo gives you |
| 06:04:38:14 | 06:04:39:00 | Dave [Xeros] | ghost step. |
| 06:04:40:19 | 06:04:41:27 | Brin [Basil] | What does yours do? |
| 06:04:44:17 | 06:04:46:20 | Steve [Nortle] | From my hands Okay |
| 06:04:46:19 | 06:04:51:07 | Jesse [GM] | 30 feet the drow is going to move up the field he kind of position |
| 06:04:53:17 | 06:04:59:08 | Jesse [GM] | herself in case we get the ball okay that’s going to be her turn just getting a position |
| 06:04:59:20 | 06:04:59:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 06:04:59:25 | 06:05:05:29 | Jesse [GM] | okay and then the undead um he’s just hanging out he’s back here he’s making himself intimidating |
| 06:05:05:29 | 06:05:12:19 | Jesse [GM] | um yeah he’s just gonna hang out back there i don’t think he’s gonna take a turn necessarily |
| 06:05:15:27 | 06:05:23:08 | Steve [Nortle] | The sexy vampire In the picture or is it The creepy old guy Oh okay |
| 06:05:22:07 | 06:05:28:13 | Jesse [GM] | guy yeah yeah young old dead kind of guy whatever Yeah, it’s one of those. |
| 06:05:25:15 | 06:05:26:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay |
| 06:05:28:09 | 06:05:28:29 | Chris [TBD] | dead yet. |
| 06:05:28:10 | 06:05:29:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Prefer the sexy vampire? |
| 06:05:29:14 | 06:05:31:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I did too, but it’s alright. |
| 06:05:33:06 | 06:05:33:26 | Brin [Basil] | even I do. |
| 06:05:34:08 | 06:05:34:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 06:05:35:22 | 06:05:37:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Lesbian point! |
| 06:05:37:12 | 06:05:39:14 | Chris [TBD] | One more! |
| 06:05:39:16 | 06:05:42:07 | Brin [Basil] | I’m slowly crossing over to the other side |
| 06:05:42:01 | 06:05:46:07 | Dave [Xeros] | You just need five of them. It’s all over. |
| 06:05:44:10 | 06:05:45:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:05:46:09 | 06:05:47:21 | Jesse [GM] | Basil, it’s going to be your turn. |
| 06:05:48:03 | 06:05:51:04 | Brin [Basil] | Oh it’s my turn! Okay great Alright |
| 06:05:52:28 | 06:05:54:10 | Brin [Basil] | I’m definitely gonna try |
| 06:05:57:00 | 06:06:00:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to try for my feet |
| 06:05:57:06 | 06:05:58:03 | Brin [Basil] | Oh man |
| 06:06:00:25 | 06:06:04:04 | Brin [Basil] | So what is this… that’s the drow right? Over there |
| 06:06:04:13 | 06:06:04:15 | Jesse [GM] | Yep. |
| 06:06:07:01 | 06:06:08:25 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just trying to get into position. |
| 06:06:08:03 | 06:06:10:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, catch the ball quick. |
| 06:06:09:18 | 06:06:11:05 | Dave [Xeros] | can block so that you can try to |
| 06:06:10:13 | 06:06:12:03 | Jesse [GM] | Yep. They’re just moving down the field. |
| 06:06:12:10 | 06:06:17:23 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, alright yeah, I’m definitely-I’m gonna definitely play defense over there. |
| 06:06:18:09 | 06:06:24:07 | Dave [Xeros] | and hold action can we fold action okay so you can |
| 06:06:22:08 | 06:06:24:02 | Steve [Nortle] | interfere with a reaction |
| 06:06:25:15 | 06:06:30:28 | Brin [Basil] | So yeah, i’m ready to intercept for when this ball’s gone. |
| 06:06:28:14 | 06:06:39:05 | Chris [TBD] | Back in |
| 06:06:29:14 | 06:06:33:05 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. Okay. Nice. Okay. |
| 06:06:34:15 | 06:06:37:10 | Jesse [GM] | Sweet. Okay. Eros, we’re back to the top for with you? |
| 06:06:38:00 | 06:06:46:08 | Dave [Xeros] | uh can you move me 30 feet down the field with the ball i’m going to go around north though so like |
| 06:06:46:08 | 06:06:51:14 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah so he can’t react to like |
| 06:06:47:22 | 06:06:58:12 | Steve [Nortle] | So he can’t react to try to… Are you calling for me to follow you, or should I focus on the Dragonborn? |
| 06:06:48:01 | 06:06:48:11 | Jesse [GM] | Away. |
| 06:06:56:06 | 06:06:56:22 | Brin [Basil] | Right there? |
| 06:06:58:02 | 06:06:58:29 | Brin [Basil] | Do you want me closer? |
| 06:06:58:20 | 06:07:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | try to get me at an angle i’m gonna actually try to shoot shoot ball shoot the jay past uh the undead so um okay |
| 06:07:08:22 | 06:07:13:05 | Dave [Xeros] | so just uh i i’m going to use it |
| 06:07:13:23 | 06:07:21:03 | Dave [Xeros] | intimidation uh it could be intimidation i guess skills i will use oh |
| 06:07:21:03 | 06:07:31:20 | Dave [Xeros] | no i mean i can i can use intimidation or performance i’m not going to make you just a really big scene to get the crowd all riled up, so |
| 06:07:22:04 | 06:07:23:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Acrobatics ain’t bad. |
| 06:07:31:20 | 06:07:43:05 | Dave [Xeros] | all the energy’s there. Because I’m down there next to the goal. So I’ll use performance and try to get the crowd on my side to distract our The Undead person. And so it’s just a… |
| 06:07:43:28 | 06:07:46:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, that’s a 28 to score. |
| 06:07:47:11 | 06:07:56:04 | Jesse [GM] | i was going to say um if you roll like a nat 20 uh like it’s basically a goal but if it’s below that then the goalie gets a chance to react and |
| 06:07:56:04 | 06:08:06:13 | Jesse [GM] | it’s like a dc save try and block the goal so it’s you’re throwing for accuracy but if they don’t block it then right so but this is clearly |
| 06:08:04:00 | 06:08:06:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, so yeah, that was a 28. |
| 06:08:06:13 | 06:08:09:26 | Jesse [GM] | a goal nice okay all right one |
| 06:08:07:18 | 06:08:09:24 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah! Way to go! |
| 06:08:08:13 | 06:08:08:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Boom! |
| 06:08:12:02 | 06:08:12:23 | Brin [Basil] | WOOOOO! |
| 06:08:14:15 | 06:08:16:06 | Jesse [GM] | school of idiots |
| 06:08:15:09 | 06:08:18:27 | Dave [Xeros] | just turned into crowds like Like, I always score my friends. |
| 06:08:16:13 | 06:08:24:02 | Steve [Nortle] | that lust and that deceit. |
| 06:08:25:18 | 06:08:29:26 | Chris [TBD] | Hey, uh… How far can we pass the ball? |
| 06:08:25:25 | 06:08:28:23 | Dave [Xeros] | There is nothing to seed in there at all, my friend. |
| 06:08:28:06 | 06:08:29:27 | Brin [Basil] | The triple sin! |
| 06:08:30:22 | 06:08:32:14 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s the triple threat! Guys! |
| 06:08:32:17 | 06:08:33:11 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a troll |
| 06:08:34:16 | 06:08:35:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright. |
| 06:08:35:14 | 06:08:36:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Does the game just reset? |
| 06:08:36:25 | 06:08:50:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Are we back to a full |
| 06:08:39:07 | 06:08:48:28 | Jesse [GM] | then the difficulty level rises on your throw so like if it’S going to be closer to 50 or 60 feet then you’re probably gonna have to beat an 18 |
| 06:08:43:21 | 06:08:52:18 | Chris [TBD] | it oh wow okay got Got it. |
| 06:08:49:25 | 06:08:59:14 | Jesse [GM] | for accuracy yeah something something like that right okay all right um you’ll know when |
| 06:08:50:03 | 06:08:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | court throw? |
| 06:08:51:07 | 06:08:54:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. Okay. |
| 06:08:54:06 | 06:08:56:03 | Dave [Xeros] | How do we look for the chalice, by the way? |
| 06:08:54:15 | 06:08:59:12 | Brin [Basil] | Alright Dallas you’ll know |
| 06:08:59:14 | 06:09:05:12 | Jesse [GM] | it appears yeah uh-huh yeah it’s just you’re gonna search for it but yeah okay so yeah that’s |
| 06:09:05:12 | 06:09:15:02 | Jesse [GM] | a goal so once you score players yeah so |
| 06:09:08:20 | 06:09:09:17 | Chris [TBD] | Reset musicians? |
| 06:09:10:13 | 06:09:14:06 | Dave [Xeros] | ball just appear back in the center and so wherever we’re at we have to just rush forward again? |
| 06:09:12:28 | 06:09:16:23 | Steve [Nortle] | here I go. |
| 06:09:15:02 | 06:09:23:06 | Jesse [GM] | you just so you went and it’s Nortles turn to go and the ball is going to be right here in the middle of the field |
| 06:09:18:22 | 06:09:19:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Guess what I’m doing. |
| 06:09:21:15 | 06:09:22:01 | Dave [Xeros] | In the middle. |
| 06:09:23:14 | 06:09:25:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Right go. Here I go, here I go again. |
| 06:09:24:25 | 06:09:28:22 | Jesse [GM] | yep yep snatch it take it with you nice |
| 06:09:29:22 | 06:09:35:04 | Steve [Nortle] | actually going to pass it to Eros to get it farther down. |
| 06:09:30:06 | 06:09:32:19 | Dave [Xeros] | You guys were on the wrong side of the field! |
| 06:09:35:17 | 06:09:36:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Hell yeah! |
| 06:09:36:21 | 06:09:40:15 | Steve [Nortle] | So this obviously is just going to be an athletics thing for me. |
| 06:09:41:13 | 06:09:52:13 | Jesse [GM] | okay a 16 okay um yeah dang that succeeds i um sorry i wish we would have thought about this |
| 06:09:42:09 | 06:09:44:24 | Dave [Xeros] | The crowd is already going wild. |
| 06:09:52:13 | 06:10:04:11 | Jesse [GM] | a little bit more um okay yeah you know seriously make his team so awesome fuck all right |
| 06:09:54:02 | 06:09:54:22 | Steve [Nortle] | fine. |
| 06:09:54:23 | 06:09:57:02 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re doing great. We’ll just win really quick. |
| 06:10:01:23 | 06:10:03:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:10:05:00 | 06:10:09:06 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s the kings that put us in this whole position. |
| 06:10:07:08 | 06:10:14:18 | Jesse [GM] | okay that’s right okay the dragonborn he’s gonna come to you eros and he’s going to attempt |
| 06:10:14:18 | 06:10:24:07 | Jesse [GM] | to swipe the ball basically uh yeah or intercept i guess intercept the ball oh |
| 06:10:16:01 | 06:10:16:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Swipe the ball? |
| 06:10:18:02 | 06:10:21:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Just put it right next to me. |
| 06:10:18:17 | 06:10:19:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh no! |
| 06:10:19:16 | 06:10:20:20 | Brin [Basil] | Did I do something? |
| 06:10:20:26 | 06:10:23:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Our map disappeared. |
| 06:10:24:02 | 06:10:24:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, it did? |
| 06:10:25:01 | 06:10:31:26 | Brin [Basil] | Was it me, because I did this. I’m sorry I’m going to put this pen right |
| 06:10:26:26 | 06:10:29:07 | Dave [Xeros] | It may have. He can activate it again. |
| 06:10:27:24 | 06:10:37:27 | Jesse [GM] | do i just activate it again like normal uh let me try here we go |
| 06:10:38:07 | 06:10:47:26 | Dave [Xeros] | The Minotaur pulls us into the Labyrinth and it’s all over from there to steal the ball. |
| 06:10:39:26 | 06:10:41:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:10:42:29 | 06:10:54:29 | Jesse [GM] | and we’re dead okay all right so he’s going to attempt to steal the ball from you uh we’ll |
| 06:10:49:17 | 06:10:53:27 | Dave [Xeros] | What do I get to use any of my skills to be able to stop that from happening? |
| 06:10:54:29 | 06:10:56:00 | Jesse [GM] | say that you |
| 06:10:55:12 | 06:10:58:16 | Dave [Xeros] | It just can’t be the one I used last time, right? It’s like a chase mechanic. |
| 06:10:59:12 | 06:11:04:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah we’ll see that you can try um and like defend or like block essentially |
| 06:11:04:11 | 06:11:12:03 | Jesse [GM] | him trying to swipe this from you um it’s it’s basically a reaction so uh oh |
| 06:11:05:28 | 06:11:08:16 | Steve [Nortle] | so is that just a the the roles |
| 06:11:12:03 | 06:11:18:14 | Jesse [GM] | man yeah he’s just |
| 06:11:18:14 | 06:11:30:15 | Jesse [GM] | gonna roll i uh i didn’t do that right um with with with yeah |
| 06:11:24:02 | 06:11:31:28 | Dave [Xeros] | It’d be a skill, right ? It’s kind of he chooses his skill that he wants to use I choose the skill I want to defend and then it’s just a match against each other. |
| 06:11:30:15 | 06:11:39:04 | Jesse [GM] | but with the way that i’ve made them with monsters like they don’t have like every skill listed out so what do you |
| 06:11:34:26 | 06:11:35:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 06:11:37:19 | 06:11:48:19 | Steve [Nortle] | so yeah so next to each one it so acrobatics it says decks next to it So I can just check my dex for anyone that, yeah. |
| 06:11:47:02 | 06:11:48:10 | Dave [Xeros] | And you just add that. |
| 06:11:50:06 | 06:11:56:14 | Steve [Nortle] | So if he wants to do like an insight check then you would add the wisdom modifier or whatever. |
| 06:11:57:25 | 06:11:57:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Yep? |
| 06:11:58:09 | 06:12:06:02 | Jesse [GM] | so he’s gonna basically a dex he gets to add to this to try and swipe the ball from him okay yep wow man he only rolled an 11 |
| 06:12:06:08 | 06:12:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. I am going to… |
| 06:12:10:07 | 06:12:16:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll just roll it. I’m gonna use like intimidation Just a… Yeah, it’s a… |
| 06:12:19:08 | 06:12:21:09 | Dave [Xeros] | No actually no It’s higher than that It’s 8 |
| 06:12:21:12 | 06:12:25:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay so wait. Yeah explain how Intimidation just kept that from happening. |
| 06:12:24:17 | 06:12:27:10 | Chris [TBD] | He went, boom. |
| 06:12:25:12 | 06:12:36:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay so he’s He’s going up to swipe the ball, and I just kind of look at him. And I turn on my performance flames. It just… And he just like… |
| 06:12:36:17 | 06:12:48:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Kind of boxed back. He was like, it’s blue fire, so it’s hotter than his orange fire. Yeah, he wasn’t expecting it. |
| 06:12:38:21 | 06:12:40:19 | Brin [Basil] | A dragonborn that’s afraid of fire. |
| 06:12:40:05 | 06:12:41:23 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 06:12:40:24 | 06:12:41:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:12:42:28 | 06:12:43:20 | Brin [Basil] | He’s like, |
| 06:12:44:25 | 06:12:46:25 | Jesse [GM] | not expecting |
| 06:12:45:16 | 06:12:48:08 | Steve [Nortle] | it might singe my fingy |
| 06:12:48:14 | 06:12:49:18 | Jesse [GM] | yep |
| 06:12:48:29 | 06:12:53:00 | Dave [Xeros] | He was Like, go ahead! Take it! That sort of thing. |
| 06:12:51:28 | 06:12:56:22 | Jesse [GM] | exactly so you’re still in possession of the ball TBD it’s your turn |
| 06:12:56:26 | 06:13:03:05 | Chris [TBD] | Sweet. I mean, an action figure size well |
| 06:13:00:19 | 06:13:01:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Throw it at me guys. |
| 06:13:02:15 | 06:13:14:08 | Steve [Nortle] | now there is uh if i remember right there is a rule that you can try a constitution saving throw to like bring yourself back but it would |
| 06:13:10:25 | 06:13:13:07 | Dave [Xeros] | to gain, yeah bring yourself back |
| 06:13:13:04 | 06:13:22:25 | Chris [TBD] | but from what I understand we don’t lose our strength right right |
| 06:13:14:08 | 06:13:15:29 | Steve [Nortle] | use your action to do that |
| 06:13:20:17 | 06:13:25:12 | Dave [Xeros] | anything You’re just small So if you basically jump and cling on |
| 06:13:24:09 | 06:13:27:04 | Steve [Nortle] | you’re not very strong to begin with Chris |
| 06:13:25:18 | 06:13:36:27 | Brin [Basil] | so in the world of sports you’re at the greatest disadvantage possible it’d |
| 06:13:26:14 | 06:13:27:29 | Chris [TBD] | I know |
| 06:13:26:19 | 06:13:27:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Chris |
| 06:13:29:10 | 06:13:38:23 | Dave [Xeros] | If you go up And get on the ball Stay on the wall The whole time They don’t even see you This could actually play To our advantage |
| 06:13:31:25 | 06:13:36:02 | Chris [TBD] | So, we’re in possession of the ball. |
| 06:13:36:27 | 06:13:45:23 | Brin [Basil] | be like the road to El Dorado with |
| 06:13:38:23 | 06:13:43:28 | Dave [Xeros] | actually. Yeah yeah |
| 06:13:39:20 | 06:13:43:14 | Jesse [GM] | you could like run on it put some curve on the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 06:13:41:10 | 06:13:41:29 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 06:13:42:22 | 06:13:44:00 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 06:13:47:23 | 06:13:49:17 | Jesse [GM] | I like this idea. |
| 06:13:49:26 | 06:13:50:13 | Chris [TBD] | Exactly. |
| 06:13:51:16 | 06:13:52:11 | Jesse [GM] | and I like this idea |
| 06:13:52:11 | 06:14:00:22 | Chris [TBD] | But my movement is limited when I’m half -moving and stuff, so… Yeah. |
| 06:13:56:23 | 06:14:02:25 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re half movement I think so you can just dash and get full movement |
| 06:14:03:01 | 06:14:10:14 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, I mean, what good am I going to do up where you are? You guys already in a pretty good position there. |
| 06:14:11:00 | 06:14:15:16 | Steve [Nortle] | keeping those guys off of us is not a bad idea |
| 06:14:15:15 | 06:14:18:13 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, so that’s what I was going to try and suplex this. |
| 06:14:19:25 | 06:14:21:06 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like Ant-Man |
| 06:14:21:29 | 06:14:23:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, it looks like At-Man. |
| 06:14:22:15 | 06:14:25:23 | Dave [Xeros] | please Nat 20 please Nat20 this |
| 06:14:25:28 | 06:14:29:14 | Chris [TBD] | But So I can’t use the same skill I used last time as well. |
| 06:14:30:29 | 06:14:32:22 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, so I mean |
| 06:14:36:26 | 06:14:37:09 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 06:14:39:03 | 06:14:44:25 | Chris [TBD] | No, it was Acrobatics last time Acrobats I didn’t even get to use it because it wasn’t at one |
| 06:14:48:27 | 06:14:51:09 | Chris [TBD] | And it’ll be a disadvantage like you were saying |
| 06:14:52:15 | 06:14:56:03 | Chris [TBD] | some sort of disadvantage or something or it’ll be a harder thing to hit. |
| 06:14:55:18 | 06:14:58:08 | Jesse [GM] | I think it depends on what you’re doing What are you trying to do? |
| 06:14:59:10 | 06:15:10:17 | Chris [TBD] | Well, I’m just trying to… I don’t think I have enough movement to get to you guys but I am going to try to keep the Minotaur from helping you out and helping them out so |
| 06:15:04:25 | 06:15:05:00 | Jesse [GM] | Uh-huh |
| 06:15:08:18 | 06:15:09:02 | Jesse [GM] | Okay |
| 06:15:13:02 | 06:15:19:20 | Chris [TBD] | I will try to restrain or yeah, shove |
| 06:15:15:15 | 06:15:17:10 | Jesse [GM] | You’re gonna try and restrain him somehow |
| 06:15:19:19 | 06:15:21:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Grapple him. Grappel that horn. |
| 06:15:21:00 | 06:15:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | grapple |
| 06:15:21:13 | 06:15:25:07 | Jesse [GM] | just like run up his nostril or something jam yourself |
| 06:15:24:12 | 06:15:27:21 | Chris [TBD] | Keep him preoccupied I’m gonna just kind of run around his body |
| 06:15:25:28 | 06:15:29:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I mean he’s a very horny guy |
| 06:15:29:08 | 06:15:31:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’ll just keep running |
| 06:15:31:05 | 06:15:34:07 | Brin [Basil] | You put your big toe right up his nose. |
| 06:15:34:12 | 06:15:35:11 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 06:15:35:19 | 06:15:36:11 | Jesse [GM] | more toes |
| 06:15:36:01 | 06:15:39:08 | Chris [TBD] | just going to keep him occupied. |
| 06:15:37:22 | 06:15:39:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Everyone has A foot fetish here |
| 06:15:37:24 | 06:15:40:14 | Brin [Basil] | He’s gonna love it. |
| 06:15:42:02 | 06:15:53:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, like he’s gonna be trying to grab me as I’m running around him, right? Okay, so let’s see what happens here using athletics |
| 06:15:53:22 | 06:15:54:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Dave |
| 06:15:54:05 | 06:15:55:27 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m trying so hard |
| 06:15:55:10 | 06:15:56:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Keep resisting. |
| 06:15:56:22 | 06:16:00:11 | Chris [TBD] | Golly! 5 It’s not great |
| 06:15:58:06 | 06:15:58:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Word! |
| 06:15:59:27 | 06:16:11:01 | Brin [Basil] | Let this |
| 06:16:00:12 | 06:16:05:16 | Jesse [GM] | no it’s not great uh yeah so i think he’d like detects you running all around |
| 06:16:04:14 | 06:16:06:25 | Chris [TBD] | Immediately, yeah 100% |
| 06:16:11:01 | 06:16:12:09 | Brin [Basil] | chipmunk in the game! |
| 06:16:11:06 | 06:16:18:23 | Jesse [GM] | yeah throws you back on your rock over there to float around okay cool okay um i |
| 06:16:13:14 | 06:16:21:20 | Dave [Xeros] | what would happen if he got inside of his nose and then rolled to expand himself |
| 06:16:13:27 | 06:16:15:16 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, yeah Sounds good |
| 06:16:18:23 | 06:16:24:04 | Jesse [GM] | think we |
| 06:16:22:12 | 06:16:23:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Constitution saving throw. |
| 06:16:24:18 | 06:16:26:02 | Brin [Basil] | I am Groot! |
| 06:16:26:03 | 06:16:27:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:16:27:29 | 06:16:29:21 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s weaker on the inside. |
| 06:16:31:29 | 06:16:41:09 | Jesse [GM] | my gosh um okay so uh the drow let’s see |
| 06:16:32:08 | 06:16:35:06 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll just cut through it. It doesn’t make any sense. |
| 06:16:42:04 | 06:16:51:10 | Jesse [GM] | the drows is just gonna continue let’s say yeah he’s gonna move kind of away from you You’re not, like, holding or restricting him. |
| 06:16:51:18 | 06:16:58:16 | Jesse [GM] | You’re just kind of playing defense, sticking to him for her. So she’s just going to move closer to the goal. |
| 06:17:00:05 | 06:17:01:14 | Jesse [GM] | Well, actually… No, no, no. |
| 06:17:04:17 | 06:17:13:05 | Jesse [GM] | She’s going to go over here in hopes that the ball gets free and you’re able to… Oh, it was a total. |
| 06:17:15:25 | 06:17:18:10 | Jesse [GM] | So there’s an open pass to her hopefully. Okay. |
| 06:17:19:17 | 06:17:27:04 | Jesse [GM] | Basil? Oh, no! No, sorry. Our dead friend gets to go. He’s going TO come out of the goal he’s going to approach you, and he’s going to try and steal the ball |
| 06:17:30:29 | 06:17:34:07 | Jesse [GM] | Yep. And let’s see what he gets to do. |
| 06:17:35:20 | 06:17:47:02 | Dave [Xeros] | all right i have to use something different too okay yeah |
| 06:17:41:03 | 06:17:46:06 | Jesse [GM] | He’s gonna try and use strength just trying to muscle this thing out of your hands basically. |
| 06:17:45:15 | 06:17:46:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, sleight of hand. |
| 06:17:47:02 | 06:17:55:13 | Dave [Xeros] | um i’m gonna i’m going to try to use deception on him to make it look like the balls in one hand but then |
| 06:17:55:13 | 06:18:07:04 | Dave [Xeros] | slide it over to my other hand so it’s just like hey it’s all right ready so let’s where did it go hi |
| 06:17:58:16 | 06:17:59:23 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. Alright. |
| 06:17:59:22 | 06:18:01:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s like that Mission Impossible trick. |
| 06:17:59:25 | 06:18:16:11 | Brin [Basil] | It sucks |
| 06:18:01:22 | 06:18:04:24 | Jesse [GM] | Uh-huh. Where did it go? |
| 06:18:06:21 | 06:18:08:06 | Jesse [GM] | Oh my gosh! |
| 06:18:09:13 | 06:18:10:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Ha ha ha ha |
| 06:18:10:29 | 06:18:12:08 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, he got a five |
| 06:18:14:05 | 06:18:18:13 | Chris [TBD] | Now you see me, now you don’t. |
| 06:18:14:18 | 06:18:25:04 | Jesse [GM] | so uh will you move him out of the goal i think i’m pretty sure with a 24 he like you kind of like dodge him and he falls like past you basically |
| 06:18:16:11 | 06:18:17:20 | Brin [Basil] | doesn’t it? |
| 06:18:25:04 | 06:18:33:08 | Jesse [GM] | like flies past the goal is wide open unfortunately basil |
| 06:18:25:13 | 06:18:27:13 | Dave [Xeros] | right yep so there is |
| 06:18:28:19 | 06:18:35:04 | Dave [Xeros] | there is no goalie and i think i’m up next right yes |
| 06:18:29:22 | 06:18:31:08 | Chris [TBD] | Wide open! |
| 06:18:33:08 | 06:18:41:17 | Jesse [GM] | is actually next she could still swap teams join join the mega squad and intercept that |
| 06:18:40:07 | 06:18:49:12 | Dave [Xeros] | i would get set up because as soon as i score the ball is going to pop up right in the middle |
| 06:18:41:28 | 06:18:52:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Or she could body slam the lady who’s not looking If you take out the drow |
| 06:18:52:27 | 06:18:57:19 | Steve [Nortle] | I could be in position to just catch the ball |
| 06:18:56:23 | 06:18:57:15 | Dave [Xeros] | the ball and go again. |
| 06:18:58:25 | 06:19:07:05 | Brin [Basil] | Alright yeah i’m gonna run over and with push my wall of force I’m not allowed to do that |
| 06:19:08:08 | 06:19:10:22 | Jesse [GM] | your skill so i mean you can yeah you can you |
| 06:19:08:19 | 06:19:18:11 | Brin [Basil] | alright, well I’m just going to use my athletics and I’m gonna shove as far away from the middle as I can |
| 06:19:18:22 | 06:19:29:23 | Jesse [GM] | uh you try to push the drow away but the drought you |
| 06:19:21:19 | 06:19:22:23 | Brin [Basil] | 11 |
| 06:19:29:23 | 06:19:40:01 | Jesse [GM] | see is get a lot of like flowy capes and stuff as part of their uniform you’re not sure quite where to push to shove this thing out of the way yeah it’s kind of like the it’s |
| 06:19:36:15 | 06:19:39:20 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s got a cape of displacement. Displacer Beast? |
| 06:19:38:24 | 06:19:39:12 | Brin [Basil] | it’s |
| 06:19:40:01 | 06:19:45:01 | Jesse [GM] | kind of like the bullfighter and you just kind of right so but you’re still now you’re next to |
| 06:19:43:00 | 06:19:48:19 | Brin [Basil] | and I am the stupid bowl alright great |
| 06:19:52:10 | 06:19:55:24 | Jesse [GM] | and unfortunately we are back to arrows |
| 06:19:56:25 | 06:20:00:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Unfortunately, but… Whose side are you on, Jesse? |
| 06:19:57:16 | 06:20:08:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Unfortunately Yeah so I am again like the I’m going to use performance. The crowd is |
| 06:19:58:11 | 06:20:02:22 | Jesse [GM] | unfortunately the goal is wide open and you have the ball |
| 06:20:08:02 | 06:20:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | going wild with the juke that just happened I’m gonna roll this out That is a 21 to score |
| 06:20:12:05 | 06:20:12:24 | Jesse [GM] | that was pretty good |
| 06:20:15:27 | 06:20:27:11 | Jesse [GM] | okay the dragonborn I think does get an opportunity to intercept the ball because he is still right next to this so your throw is accurate but um |
| 06:20:23:26 | 06:20:24:13 | Steve [Nortle] | that makes sense |
| 06:20:27:11 | 06:20:37:16 | Jesse [GM] | he um still has to be basically a 15 still see if you can stop your throw i guess yeah |
| 06:20:34:03 | 06:20:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | you’d probably have to beat the 21 It’d be like an opposed throw |
| 06:20:37:28 | 06:20:39:09 | Steve [Nortle] | That makes sense to me |
| 06:20:38:17 | 06:20:46:22 | Jesse [GM] | all right 21 here we go you can get a 22 that’s fine well if he uses uh oh oh |
| 06:20:46:22 | 06:20:56:07 | Jesse [GM] | oh um he’s gonna use uh his intelligence because he’s going to use he’s played this game a long |
| 06:20:56:07 | 06:21:04:06 | Jesse [GM] | time and so he sees like form that you’re taking the technique you know and so she’s trying to |
| 06:20:59:22 | 06:21:02:01 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s the best smartest thing you can do |
| 06:21:06:01 | 06:21:10:01 | Jesse [GM] | predict the path that ball is going to take and intercept it. |
| 06:21:08:05 | 06:21:11:26 | Dave [Xeros] | all right let’s see how this goes |
| 06:21:11:08 | 06:21:12:23 | Jesse [GM] | This is the only thing you can do. |
| 06:21:11:13 | 06:21:12:27 | Steve [Nortle] | it goes Alright |
| 06:21:13:25 | 06:21:14:19 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, I get a 16. |
| 06:21:14:29 | 06:21:24:27 | Dave [Xeros] | all right uh so i’m gonna throw and score but as part of my thing i’m actually going to move use my movement as well so i’ve got a little bit more So I’m going to go right next to the goal |
| 06:21:16:26 | 06:21:30:09 | Brin [Basil] | right side |
| 06:21:18:11 | 06:21:27:01 | Steve [Nortle] | so i slam dunk |
| 06:21:27:14 | 06:21:28:08 | Jesse [GM] | Cherry picker! |
| 06:21:28:08 | 06:21:33:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yep so I’m just going to sit on the right side of the goal and just wait for the next pass |
| 06:21:30:26 | 06:21:36:20 | Brin [Basil] | Is this the right side guys |
| 06:21:33:12 | 06:21:33:24 | Jesse [GM] | Nice. |
| 06:21:37:00 | 06:21:37:14 | Jesse [GM] | What do you want? |
| 06:21:37:02 | 06:21:42:23 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s the right side. And the ball automatically pops up in the middle, right? Right? Balls back to the middle. |
| 06:21:40:23 | 06:21:49:10 | Jesse [GM] | Yep. Ball’s back to the middle and it’s TBD’s turn now. Or no, I’m sorry. It’s Nortles. Sorry, I got you mixed up there. |
| 06:21:46:29 | 06:21:47:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh… |
| 06:21:47:07 | 06:21:48:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Now it’s Nortle’s turn. |
| 06:21:47:07 | 06:21:50:22 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s nordle stir all right um i’m |
| 06:21:49:03 | 06:21:49:22 | Chris [TBD] | Aw. |
| 06:21:52:07 | 06:22:03:07 | Steve [Nortle] | correct i’m gonna grab him pass yeah |
| 06:21:52:07 | 06:21:54:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Grab him past. Grab him fast! |
| 06:21:54:14 | 06:21:58:01 | Chris [TBD] | He’s gonna move and grab it. |
| 06:21:57:14 | 06:21:58:16 | Jesse [GM] | has worked in the past. |
| 06:22:01:11 | 06:22:02:11 | Jesse [GM] | That was pretty cool. |
| 06:22:03:07 | 06:22:13:10 | Steve [Nortle] | that worked really well um i can’t remember what i used last time um i think it was my I think it was my athletic so um i’m gonna be using my |
| 06:22:15:15 | 06:22:26:07 | Steve [Nortle] | acrobatic ability uh so i’m not i’m just gonna throw to him i’m going to do like a behind the shell phew like so that’s what i’m doing yes |
| 06:22:22:16 | 06:22:26:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah! It’s like a Harlem Globetrotters. |
| 06:22:24:04 | 06:22:28:02 | Jesse [GM] | going fancy. It’s gonna bounce off some of the floating rocks, |
| 06:22:27:27 | 06:22:34:14 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s the hope that’s the hope yeah alright so let’s see what happens uh that would be 24 |
| 06:22:28:05 | 06:22:28:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 06:22:34:12 | 06:22:34:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Jeez. |
| 06:22:36:25 | 06:22:39:24 | Jesse [GM] | Well yeah, The ball… |
| 06:22:37:13 | 06:22:38:23 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s just like a pinball machine. |
| 06:22:39:13 | 06:22:40:23 | Steve [Nortle] | ping bing bing bing |
| 06:22:39:25 | 06:22:41:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Ding-ding-ding ding-ding thing-ding! |
| 06:22:41:12 | 06:22:52:15 | Jesse [GM] | You somehow because you also are sometimes a pinball in your shell it makes sense that this ball you just know how to release it so that it goes right through Eros |
| 06:22:45:16 | 06:22:46:03 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 06:22:53:11 | 06:23:02:21 | Steve [Nortle] | so apparently the normal Skyrush team sucks because we |
| 06:22:59:26 | 06:23:01:21 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah man they’re really bad |
| 06:23:02:17 | 06:23:05:14 | Brin [Basil] | Are we even surprised though? |
| 06:23:02:26 | 06:23:06:09 | Dave [Xeros] | granted we have watched the Megas team a lot |
| 06:23:05:17 | 06:23:11:19 | Steve [Nortle] | you can’t do Jack alright that’s my turn |
| 06:23:07:09 | 06:23:07:26 | Dave [Xeros] | so |
| 06:23:13:13 | 06:23:24:20 | Jesse [GM] | okay the dragonborn gets another turn and he’s gonna do the same thing he’s going to try and take the ball from you again yeah it’s his only Maybe he’ll try… Well, no. |
| 06:23:20:14 | 06:23:21:12 | Dave [Xeros] | alright |
| 06:23:24:23 | 06:23:33:01 | Jesse [GM] | He’s going to go for the ball. He wants to shove you but he knows that it’s a good ball. Okay? All right. So this time he is going to |
| 06:23:34:07 | 06:23:40:21 | Jesse [GM] | use strength Oh no. Use strength last time so his dex this time uh |
| 06:23:42:11 | 06:23:48:01 | Jesse [GM] | to try and slip his claws in between your hands steal the ball |
| 06:23:47:26 | 06:23:49:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to use sleight of hand |
| 06:23:51:16 | 06:23:51:29 | Jesse [GM] | 14 |
| 06:23:51:22 | 06:24:01:09 | Dave [Xeros] | to just like move the ball underneath my legs and just hold it behind me to see how this goes that is a 23 |
| 06:24:02:25 | 06:24:11:27 | Jesse [GM] | What happened? What happened in the hall of hidden things that set you into this Michael Jordan mode? The hell. |
| 06:24:06:19 | 06:24:08:13 | Dave [Xeros] | you guys really pissed me off |
| 06:24:11:09 | 06:24:14:00 | Brin [Basil] | 23, got him! |
| 06:24:11:20 | 06:24:13:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I’m in the zone. |
| 06:24:15:29 | 06:24:22:22 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, my gosh. Hey, yeah. He does not get anywhere near the ball. TBD, it is your turn. |
| 06:24:22:06 | 06:24:27:15 | Chris [TBD] | all right um i am going to |
| 06:24:33:26 | 06:24:45:17 | Chris [TBD] | fly past block intercept shove snatch those are the things that we can do right yeah |
| 06:24:39:23 | 06:24:40:17 | Jesse [GM] | All of them. |
| 06:24:40:22 | 06:24:41:29 | Steve [Nortle] | he’s going to do all |
| 06:24:43:10 | 06:24:46:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, fly past the Minotaur, man. Go help Nortle out. |
| 06:24:46:23 | 06:24:52:14 | Steve [Nortle] | no we just have to shut down their guys gotta keep them going places |
| 06:24:50:15 | 06:24:53:15 | Dave [Xeros] | How many times do we need to score to win? |
| 06:24:53:26 | 06:24:56:11 | Brin [Basil] | minor illusion and make TBD look like a ball. |
| 06:24:54:14 | 06:25:06:01 | Jesse [GM] | It’s like the best of six rounds whoever is higher unless the chalice appears before this is round three because you’ve scored twice |
| 06:25:00:10 | 06:25:03:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so there’s… We’re in round three now or four? |
| 06:25:06:12 | 06:25:10:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, but we’ve gone through like four rounds of combat, right? |
| 06:25:10:10 | 06:25:11:17 | Chris [TBD] | he means like |
| 06:25:10:16 | 06:25:11:21 | Steve [Nortle] | do you want me to count |
| 06:25:14:01 | 06:25:15:23 | Dave [Xeros] | So we only need to get through two more. |
| 06:25:17:07 | 06:25:26:18 | Steve [Nortle] | this is our fourth round and if it doesn’t matter we’re up by four points if they snatch the chalice first |
| 06:25:19:26 | 06:25:20:24 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 06:25:27:23 | 06:25:29:25 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, keep an eye out for the chalice. |
| 06:25:28:17 | 06:25:31:14 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s how they’re going to cheat that’s what they do |
| 06:25:29:03 | 06:25:33:11 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to |
| 06:25:35:13 | 06:25:43:26 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna just head back to the goal area. Feel like I’ll do a little, I’ll be more helpful there |
| 06:25:39:06 | 06:25:40:07 | Dave [Xeros] | all right |
| 06:25:41:26 | 06:25:46:16 | Steve [Nortle] | help |
| 06:25:42:14 | 06:25:44:11 | Brin [Basil] | You will do nothing. |
| 06:25:45:21 | 06:25:54:14 | Chris [TBD] | A little bit of help there. It’ll be a surprise goalie right when the ball’s coming |
| 06:25:46:06 | 06:25:47:04 | Brin [Basil] | Do it. |
| 06:25:52:11 | 06:25:53:10 | Dave [Xeros] | right when the ball’s coming |
| 06:25:54:27 | 06:25:56:21 | Steve [Nortle] | so hold your action |
| 06:25:56:05 | 06:26:00:10 | Chris [TBD] | But yeah, I mean if I can try and |
| 06:26:01:07 | 06:26:04:23 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah it’s just a constitution saving throw with 15 |
| 06:26:08:07 | 06:26:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | the wrong thing. Just a normal concept? |
| 06:26:12:28 | 06:26:13:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 06:26:16:08 | 06:26:19:03 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah! Unnatural 20. |
| 06:26:19:29 | 06:26:23:23 | Jesse [GM] | okay so yeah you surprise all the fans on that |
| 06:26:24:17 | 06:26:25:23 | Chris [TBD] | It’s me! |
| 06:26:26:16 | 06:26:32:09 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s TBD sparks go off that entire stand wet themselves |
| 06:26:28:28 | 06:26:33:19 | Steve [Nortle] | that entire fan I’ll pee their pants |
| 06:26:31:11 | 06:26:31:28 | Jesse [GM] | TBD |
| 06:26:33:12 | 06:26:35:03 | Chris [TBD] | Oh my gosh! |
| 06:26:34:19 | 06:26:44:07 | Jesse [GM] | they’re terrified and excited uh actual teammates were still puking in the stands like yeah |
| 06:26:35:21 | 06:26:37:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:26:36:23 | 06:26:38:11 | Chris [TBD] | What just happened? |
| 06:26:45:21 | 06:26:47:27 | Chris [TBD] | What is happening? Why? |
| 06:26:47:15 | 06:26:59:01 | Jesse [GM] | they’re stoked nice okay okay um yep well |
| 06:26:49:27 | 06:26:54:15 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I’m ready. I’m in position to stomp. |
| 06:26:55:18 | 06:26:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | minotaur undead basal right |
| 06:26:58:20 | 06:27:00:02 | Dave [Xeros] | no it’s drow |
| 06:26:59:01 | 06:27:07:00 | Jesse [GM] | drow yep uh so dry within 30 feet of you eros he’s just out of range |
| 06:27:05:05 | 06:27:14:01 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah and I’m also like being blocked by the dragon so anything you do has to go through |
| 06:27:22:06 | 06:27:24:20 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, did you already score? No. |
| 06:27:24:22 | 06:27:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | had to move the ball away from getting stolen but I’m right next to cherry pick it right in |
| 06:27:27:06 | 06:27:29:10 | Brin [Basil] | Oh okay Yeah yeah |
| 06:27:32:12 | 06:27:43:08 | Jesse [GM] | the drow is just still waiting to get open open the ball yeah uh it’s she’s starting to learn. She’s starting |
| 06:27:36:15 | 06:27:38:20 | Dave [Xeros] | throw it to me throw it at me |
| 06:27:37:14 | 06:27:42:22 | Steve [Nortle] | It keeps moving around. Can’t understand that they don’t have possession. |
| 06:27:43:08 | 06:27:44:25 | Jesse [GM] | to figure out your strategy, so |
| 06:27:45:29 | 06:27:54:04 | Jesse [GM] | she is going to hang out in the most center position possible in the arena at the event that you score again and maybe she will be there to snatch the ball |
| 06:27:54:01 | 06:27:58:14 | Dave [Xeros] | wouldn’t that be more like an enema style ball appearing |
| 06:28:00:10 | 06:28:00:29 | Dave [Xeros] | like |
| 06:28:00:29 | 06:28:03:12 | Steve [Nortle] | I always assumed it came from above. |
| 06:28:03:04 | 06:28:03:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Above. |
| 06:28:05:19 | 06:28:09:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, and she… I made a big mistake! |
| 06:28:05:20 | 06:28:06:19 | Jesse [GM] | inside her chest |
| 06:28:07:06 | 06:28:12:17 | Steve [Nortle] | She’s like, oh! It’s like alien. She just falls over and goes, |
| 06:28:14:16 | 06:28:16:07 | Brin [Basil] | Spontaneous sports combustion |
| 06:28:15:01 | 06:28:17:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh no! Not again! |
| 06:28:18:11 | 06:28:19:14 | Jesse [GM] | He’s just gonna play |
| 06:28:20:15 | 06:28:31:24 | Jesse [GM] | defense on there. Okay, yeah and then our undead friend he’s definitely within range so he is going to try again and he’s gonna try and snatch that ball |
| 06:28:31:15 | 06:28:32:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. |
| 06:28:31:24 | 06:28:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | and get it out of there. Yep |
| 06:28:33:27 | 06:28:37:19 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, what did I do |
| 06:28:35:05 | 06:28:36:14 | Dave [Xeros] | You did it again. |
| 06:28:37:06 | 06:28:40:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It seems like there’s a spot on the |
| 06:28:37:26 | 06:28:39:09 | Brin [Basil] | That’s okay I already Did it too |
| 06:28:40:21 | 06:28:43:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s the… |
| 06:28:44:01 | 06:28:47:27 | Jesse [GM] | putting him in between the goal there at least So, okay |
| 06:28:48:20 | 06:28:50:05 | Steve [Nortle] | a shot of that, Dave? |
| 06:28:51:04 | 06:28:59:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Um… There you go. They’ve moved down. |
| 06:28:51:14 | 06:28:52:03 | Steve [Nortle] | The camera? |
| 06:29:02:02 | 06:29:02:07 | Dave [Xeros] | … |
| 06:29:02:24 | 06:29:07:02 | Jesse [GM] | What about Charisma? Could an undead do with Charisma |
| 06:29:08:02 | 06:29:16:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Charisma could also be intimidation so a vampire coming fangs bared undead face could potentially |
| 06:29:16:07 | 06:29:23:24 | Jesse [GM] | he is going to try and fright so they drop the ball uh |
| 06:29:17:19 | 06:29:22:11 | Steve [Nortle] | frighten Eros Does he look like your dad? |
| 06:29:22:05 | 06:29:24:01 | Dave [Xeros] | You know where I just was? |
| 06:29:24:12 | 06:29:37:20 | Brin [Basil] | Do you know where I just - STOP. |
| 06:29:26:22 | 06:29:36:00 | Jesse [GM] | he’s not afraid of anything at this point yeah he’s gonna try though as hard as he can he’s getting trying to scare you so that you dropped the ball and he rolls a nat one |
| 06:29:27:23 | 06:29:28:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 06:29:36:00 | 06:29:47:23 | Jesse [GM] | so in his attempt to scare you and kind of like he’s got his cape of billowing ready everything planned, he’s overthinking all of this |
| 06:29:37:20 | 06:29:41:26 | Brin [Basil] | He TRIPS on the net! |
| 06:29:43:28 | 06:29:44:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 06:29:48:29 | 06:29:50:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Count Chocula. |
| 06:29:49:19 | 06:29:51:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m up next anyway, right? |
| 06:29:51:16 | 06:29:56:27 | Jesse [GM] | he goes in for the vampire-like shroud |
| 06:29:53:28 | 06:29:55:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:29:56:29 | 06:29:58:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, like ooh! |
| 06:29:58:10 | 06:29:59:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Blah, blah, blah! |
| 06:29:59:13 | 06:30:11:10 | Jesse [GM] | then there will be a reveal to intimidate but instead because he’s flying at such a fast speed the cape just flies over his head he goes right into the wall, into the goal there, just slams |
| 06:30:05:19 | 06:30:06:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:30:05:26 | 06:30:07:23 | Dave [Xeros] | And he falls into the goal. |
| 06:30:11:10 | 06:30:19:01 | Jesse [GM] | yeah and he’s basically useless he is not going to be able to react to any throw that you make |
| 06:30:12:23 | 06:30:16:00 | Brin [Basil] | He’s not undead anymore, he is dead. |
| 06:30:18:21 | 06:30:21:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, alright. I’m gonna try to score |
| 06:30:21:05 | 06:30:24:18 | Steve [Nortle] | The dice, you never know what’s gonna happen. |
| 06:30:23:16 | 06:30:25:21 | Jesse [GM] | turn and then we’ll go to you |
| 06:30:23:24 | 06:30:26:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh Basil, alright Let’s do this, Basil |
| 06:30:24:14 | 06:30:32:11 | Brin [Basil] | all right yeah that’s that’s absolutely what I’m doing |
| 06:30:28:01 | 06:30:30:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Body slam that drowl! |
| 06:30:32:11 | 06:30:40:05 | Brin [Basil] | i use act wait uh…I used athletics last time so I used acrobatics this time it’s there’s no hope |
| 06:30:41:20 | 06:30:50:24 | Brin [Basil] | I got um I got an 11 I rolled a 4 and I have plus 7 |
| 06:30:42:10 | 06:30:44:16 | Chris [TBD] | you might as well just go on their team |
| 06:30:45:14 | 06:30:46:20 | Jesse [GM] | oh yeah |
| 06:30:50:21 | 06:30:52:24 | Jesse [GM] | wow dang |
| 06:30:53:18 | 06:30:58:28 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, so it’s shit is what it is. And I’m sick of these numbers! |
| 06:30:57:26 | 06:31:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s been a rough day for basil and how many |
| 06:30:59:00 | 06:31:00:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Passle? How dare you? |
| 06:31:02:28 | 06:31:03:09 | Brin [Basil] | Gosh! |
| 06:31:03:26 | 06:31:25:01 | Dave [Xeros] | that ones have we rolled stocked |
| 06:31:04:29 | 06:31:09:10 | Brin [Basil] | Just… It’s a record. It’s an new record that we’re not going to talk about. |
| 06:31:08:17 | 06:31:19:22 | Jesse [GM] | okay the minotaur he does get to go and he’s gonna try and shove uh nortal because he’s been delivered through amazing assists the entire game he’s |
| 06:31:19:22 | 06:31:23:09 | Jesse [GM] | going to shove him out of this area because it’s clear that you’re going to score |
| 06:31:20:10 | 06:31:23:15 | Steve [Nortle] | John Stockton and you’re called Malone. |
| 06:31:23:06 | 06:31:25:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:31:24:11 | 06:31:27:18 | Chris [TBD] | in the mail and the livers |
| 06:31:25:01 | 06:31:36:29 | Dave [Xeros] | into malone it should |
| 06:31:25:29 | 06:31:26:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Ow! |
| 06:31:32:04 | 06:31:43:12 | Jesse [GM] | out of that area where the ball is going to appear um what’s your |
| 06:31:33:10 | 06:31:34:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Is this against my AC? |
| 06:31:36:29 | 06:31:38:11 | Dave [Xeros] | be like uh against |
| 06:31:37:29 | 06:31:41:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Or is it against my strength, like am I rolling 20? |
| 06:31:40:26 | 06:31:43:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it should be like a roll against each other |
| 06:31:43:12 | 06:31:50:29 | Jesse [GM] | ac if we well sweet i think somebody did something on their team he rolled a 23 |
| 06:31:48:27 | 06:31:49:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Drat. |
| 06:31:51:02 | 06:31:52:02 | Steve [Nortle] | I mean 21… |
| 06:31:53:29 | 06:31:59:03 | Jesse [GM] | yeah nice so yeah he’s going to shove you out of the area so you’re like 10 15 feet |
| 06:31:58:05 | 06:31:58:25 | Dave [Xeros] | 10 feet |
| 06:32:02:13 | 06:32:02:28 | Chris [TBD] | point |
| 06:32:07:20 | 06:32:19:14 | Jesse [GM] | way hopefully block you from the ball and receiving pass okay and it is eros’s turn and the crowd at this |
| 06:32:15:04 | 06:32:15:25 | Steve [Nortle] | was a cow! |
| 06:32:17:26 | 06:32:19:08 | Chris [TBD] | maybe it was your father |
| 06:32:19:14 | 06:32:21:01 | Jesse [GM] | point is just chanting |
| 06:32:19:16 | 06:32:21:15 | Steve [Nortle] | And the Minotaur’s like, yeah. |
| 06:32:23:05 | 06:32:28:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going with performance on this one just because things are going wild |
| 06:32:27:26 | 06:32:29:02 | Jesse [GM] | Please blow it. |
| 06:32:30:11 | 06:32:31:25 | Dave [Xeros] | no I didn’t, it’s a 20 |
| 06:32:34:11 | 06:32:36:10 | Jesse [GM] | Well, tell us what happens. |
| 06:32:36:05 | 06:32:47:01 | Dave [Xeros] | alright so that guy goes into the goal and bounces off. I just put the ball up in the air and kick it as hard as I can and it goes right through him Because he’s, like, undead. |
| 06:32:43:09 | 06:32:44:13 | Brin [Basil] | Right into his butt. |
| 06:32:45:09 | 06:32:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:32:47:04 | 06:32:58:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It just hits and it’s another score. And then as soon as that happens I move 30 feet this way to |
| 06:32:57:15 | 06:32:58:11 | Brin [Basil] | Over here? |
| 06:32:58:29 | 06:33:00:07 | Dave [Xeros] | try to field another pass. |
| 06:33:01:26 | 06:33:02:25 | Brin [Basil] | Is that 30-ish feet? |
| 06:33:02:20 | 06:33:03:23 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s 30-ish. |
| 06:33:03:27 | 06:33:06:02 | Jesse [GM] | We’re good. Can you reach that? |
| 06:33:06:06 | 06:33:06:24 | Brin [Basil] | Maybe. |
| 06:33:08:03 | 06:33:08:17 | Brin [Basil] | Nope. |
| 06:33:11:01 | 06:33:12:20 | Brin [Basil] | I guess I could stand up maybe. |
| 06:33:14:25 | 06:33:20:25 | Jesse [GM] | All right! Maybe they’ll score! So that was our fourth round. Now we’re on the fifth. |
| 06:33:18:06 | 06:33:19:01 | Brin [Basil] | They won’t. |
| 06:33:22:10 | 06:33:25:05 | Steve [Nortle] | His score was at the beginning of round five, yeah. |
| 06:33:24:18 | 06:33:26:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Round five started with me. |
| 06:33:29:05 | 06:33:29:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Nortle, |
| 06:33:31:19 | 06:33:38:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, I’m going to hit the drow from behind with an attempt |
| 06:33:38:23 | 06:33:50:22 | Steve [Nortle] | to grapple her in hopes that my feet perhaps will trigger. Yeah, yeah, to learn my feet as I drop my die. That’s good. |
| 06:33:52:25 | 06:33:53:16 | Dave [Xeros] | You got this? |
| 06:33:56:17 | 06:34:07:16 | Steve [Nortle] | But she doesn’t see me, right? She’s looking at the ball. so I’m going to be moving so stealthily Ninja Vanish as I come |
| 06:34:09:01 | 06:34:17:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I go into my shell and so let’s see what happens |
| 06:34:09:25 | 06:34:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | What did I get hit by? It was a Prius. It was silent. |
| 06:34:11:02 | 06:34:16:08 | Jesse [GM] | like the silent Prius that runs Dwight over right that’s what you’re doing here yeah |
| 06:34:22:06 | 06:34:31:17 | Steve [Nortle] | unfortunately that was so I didn’t see where I was going I mean I’m right |
| 06:34:24:11 | 06:34:25:17 | Jesse [GM] | oh okay |
| 06:34:31:17 | 06:34:39:26 | Steve [Nortle] | pop out hi |
| 06:34:36:25 | 06:34:37:14 | Jesse [GM] | nice |
| 06:34:39:26 | 06:34:43:20 | Steve [Nortle] | do you come around here often |
| 06:34:40:23 | 06:34:42:26 | Jesse [GM] | alright okay |
| 06:34:45:27 | 06:34:47:13 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t remember seeing you before. |
| 06:34:50:08 | 06:34:54:09 | Jesse [GM] | unfortunately it’s neither of their turns yet the dragonborn gets to go |
| 06:34:56:05 | 06:34:56:22 | Jesse [GM] | and |
| 06:34:59:03 | 06:35:10:28 | Jesse [GM] | let’s see he is gonna move over he’s going to position himself between Eros and the other teammates. I think there’s a chance that they do get the ball, so you can intercept that |
| 06:35:10:28 | 06:35:12:06 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 06:35:13:09 | 06:35:13:28 | Jesse [GM] | TBD |
| 06:35:16:12 | 06:35:16:17 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 06:35:18:14 | 06:35:27:06 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m standing ready. I’m going to hold this position honestly. |
| 06:35:26:21 | 06:35:31:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Is there a hold action you can use so that on your next turn, you could actually use another action? |
| 06:35:31:02 | 06:35:40:08 | Chris [TBD] | Like yeah, what I’ll do is I will hold intercept in case anybody comes close to the goal |
| 06:35:42:04 | 06:35:51:12 | Chris [TBD] | but you tell me you want me to roll that now or do you want Me to wait to see if it’s successful then? |
| 06:35:51:29 | 06:35:52:21 | Jesse [GM] | when it happens |
| 06:35:52:09 | 06:35:54:18 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, cool. Awesome. Yeah, let’s go. |
| 06:35:54:15 | 06:36:00:14 | Jesse [GM] | ok cool alright our drow friend is going to grab the ball run for the goal |
| 06:36:01:25 | 06:36:02:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-oh, it’s a breakaway. |
| 06:36:04:09 | 06:36:06:11 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s gonna go 30 feet and try to score? |
| 06:36:08:20 | 06:36:10:18 | Jesse [GM] | yep you’re gonna try and score |
| 06:36:10:09 | 06:36:12:02 | Steve [Nortle] | was like she’s going the wrong way |
| 06:36:12:13 | 06:36:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I mean, it’s gone the other way the whole time. |
| 06:36:15:26 | 06:36:18:16 | Dave [Xeros] | But now Nordle and Basil can grab if she scores. |
| 06:36:20:01 | 06:36:30:16 | Jesse [GM] | the fifth round in the in you know their desperation she’s just gonna cry and score as fast as possible okay so she’s gonna try to score on you oh |
| 06:36:34:24 | 06:36:36:09 | Dave [Xeros] | What skill are you gonna use? |
| 06:36:35:04 | 06:36:35:26 | Jesse [GM] | my gosh |
| 06:36:37:00 | 06:36:39:02 | Chris [TBD] | one I’ve got which is Arcana |
| 06:36:40:04 | 06:36:42:18 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know if I can justify that I do have a |
| 06:36:40:08 | 06:36:40:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. |
| 06:36:42:29 | 06:36:45:11 | Dave [Xeros] | There you can. It’s your explosions, your pyrotechnics |
| 06:36:45:15 | 06:36:46:18 | Chris [TBD] | technique |
| 06:36:48:01 | 06:36:50:09 | Brin [Basil] | The Art of Distraction! |
| 06:36:51:10 | 06:36:57:18 | Chris [TBD] | Lore allows you to recall lore about spells magic items and the planes of existence |
| 06:36:52:01 | 06:36:53:03 | Steve [Nortle] | diminished seventh |
| 06:36:57:18 | 06:37:05:08 | Chris [TBD] | I call upon my memories and experiences at the School of Magus. |
| 06:37:06:11 | 06:37:10:16 | Chris [TBD] | And, uh… I remember that, uh, |
| 06:37:11:22 | 06:37:19:11 | Chris [TBD] | The magic items That the School Of Magus has Specifically the Crystal Chalice What was it called? |
| 06:37:20:23 | 06:37:32:14 | Chris [TBD] | The Ethereal Glass Chalic And as The ball is coming towards me I yell right before she throws and I say, hey the theory of glass chalice is right behind you |
| 06:37:32:14 | 06:37:35:20 | Chris [TBD] | distract her with my arcana knowledge |
| 06:37:36:10 | 06:37:37:28 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 06:37:36:17 | 06:37:39:25 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s perfect that is the best stretch |
| 06:37:39:14 | 06:37:41:13 | Chris [TBD] | which gives me a total of 12 |
| 06:37:41:03 | 06:37:46:17 | Steve [Nortle] | ending with a question mark is uh not the strongest confidence movie |
| 06:37:45:29 | 06:37:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | glass chalice |
| 06:37:48:18 | 06:37:50:16 | Chris [TBD] | glass chalis is right behind you? |
| 06:37:50:23 | 06:37:51:29 | Brin [Basil] | What’s it called? |
| 06:37:53:11 | 06:37:54:28 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s the blast chalice |
| 06:37:56:05 | 06:37:58:14 | Chris [TBD] | does my 12 beat whatever you got |
| 06:38:00:08 | 06:38:01:22 | Chris [TBD] | okay it doesn’t even matter |
| 06:38:03:29 | 06:38:05:01 | Steve [Nortle] | why he was letting you go |
| 06:38:04:27 | 06:38:07:08 | Chris [TBD] | yeah just get it out |
| 06:38:12:16 | 06:38:22:23 | Jesse [GM] | So Megas scores and they have a little visiting section of the stadium over there and they’re like, you freaking idiots! You guys freaking suck! |
| 06:38:22:29 | 06:38:25:27 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, it’s come back time, right? They’re stoked. |
| 06:38:28:02 | 06:38:39:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Magus you guys are awesome we should not be winning if you guys were actually playing the real players you guys would be killing them they’re over there throwing up in the stands |
| 06:38:28:25 | 06:38:29:26 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, you can go back. |
| 06:38:40:18 | 06:38:42:20 | Brin [Basil] | I’m pretty sure that’s a fan |
| 06:38:43:28 | 06:38:54:26 | Jesse [GM] | They had to okay uh the daddy has a hole in his body and his cape is just putting himself to literally putting himself together over there in the goal |
| 06:38:46:06 | 06:38:47:15 | Steve [Nortle] | What does The Undead do? |
| 06:38:51:02 | 06:38:52:20 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 06:38:53:28 | 06:38:55:06 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:38:56:08 | 06:39:03:23 | Jesse [GM] | uh and yeah he he sees he’s he sees the scoreboard and there’s some renewed hope |
| 06:38:57:27 | 06:38:59:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Picks up his severed hand |
| 06:38:59:27 | 06:39:01:19 | Brin [Basil] | Get yourself together |
| 06:39:03:23 | 06:39:13:12 | Jesse [GM] | that they can recover from this um and so um he uh is just gonna same thing |
| 06:39:13:12 | 06:39:18:14 | Jesse [GM] | he’s going to hold an action in the attempt that you guys move down and feel a score. Okay? |
| 06:39:18:19 | 06:39:20:09 | Dave [Xeros] | when we move down the field |
| 06:39:20:27 | 06:39:24:24 | Jesse [GM] | Win, and Basil, you’re up. The ball has appeared. |
| 06:39:21:28 | 06:39:22:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Because Basil |
| 06:39:24:22 | 06:39:27:01 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I just…I mean, I wouldn’t get your hopes up. |
| 06:39:28:05 | 06:39:28:20 | Dave [Xeros] | snatch |
| 06:39:32:03 | 06:39:34:14 | Brin [Basil] | It’s fine. Everything is great at 25. |
| 06:39:35:26 | 06:39:36:19 | Jesse [GM] | That is great. |
| 06:39:37:11 | 06:39:38:22 | Dave [Xeros] | ball has been snatched |
| 06:39:38:08 | 06:39:45:22 | Brin [Basil] | Finally! I’m in possession and I am going to make my way as far down front and center |
| 06:39:40:27 | 06:39:41:12 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 06:39:49:14 | 06:39:49:21 | Jesse [GM] | there. |
| 06:39:49:23 | 06:39:50:08 | Brin [Basil] | Yep |
| 06:39:51:04 | 06:39:51:16 | Jesse [GM] | Nice. |
| 06:39:51:28 | 06:39:52:22 | Brin [Basil] | But wait |
| 06:39:53:26 | 06:39:57:22 | Brin [Basil] | My boots are leaping I can go a lot further |
| 06:39:57:20 | 06:39:59:15 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, so you’re getting run right up to him. |
| 06:39:58:19 | 06:40:00:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Just jump into the net. |
| 06:40:00:29 | 06:40:03:08 | Brin [Basil] | I mean, am I allowed to? |
| 06:40:01:03 | 06:40:01:23 | Dave [Xeros] | are we |
| 06:40:02:23 | 06:40:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | that was |
| 06:40:02:27 | 06:40:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | throwing this out there because no one else is allowed to use yeah that was before like we can’t use any other items yeah I know but it’s like |
| 06:40:03:04 | 06:40:05:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Go through the hole in his body! |
| 06:40:05:25 | 06:40:13:01 | Chris [TBD] | that was before we decided we switched back. Sorry, but there’s |
| 06:40:07:26 | 06:40:13:09 | Brin [Basil] | So I can’t… But hold on. They’re just my boots. |
| 06:40:13:01 | 06:40:18:10 | Chris [TBD] | more. I’ve got a guitar. |
| 06:40:14:17 | 06:40:18:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I have a tattoo you have boots It’s one of those things |
| 06:40:18:25 | 06:40:27:25 | Jesse [GM] | You can try and go into that. He’ll just still get an opportunity to block you, to intercept the ball, basically as you go into it with the ball. |
| 06:40:30:03 | 06:40:30:20 | Brin [Basil] | I mean |
| 06:40:31:14 | 06:40:32:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s three to one. |
| 06:40:31:22 | 06:40:35:16 | Brin [Basil] | with my luck though |
| 06:40:32:01 | 06:40:33:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah I mean |
| 06:40:40:20 | 06:40:42:06 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a 12 |
| 06:40:43:26 | 06:40:46:14 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. Alright, so he’s holding an action |
| 06:40:43:29 | 06:40:44:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh |
| 06:40:47:22 | 06:40:49:11 | Jesse [GM] | He is going to try |
| 06:40:51:28 | 06:40:57:04 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, he’s gonna try and |
| 06:40:58:10 | 06:41:00:20 | Brin [Basil] | that that didn’t happen or should it |
| 06:40:59:15 | 06:41:05:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Just switch those numbers around. There’s a 1 and a 2, but they could be a 2 and a 1 on that 20-sided die. |
| 06:41:01:18 | 06:41:02:03 | Jesse [GM] | Um |
| 06:41:04:25 | 06:41:07:03 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like turning that Trown upside down right |
| 06:41:07:29 | 06:41:09:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s the power of positive thinking! |
| 06:41:08:28 | 06:41:11:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Turn that 12 into A 21 |
| 06:41:10:28 | 06:41:16:22 | Jesse [GM] | He’s gonna use strength all the strength that he has left even though there’s a big hole blow through his chest |
| 06:41:17:21 | 06:41:29:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh and uh yeah he’s gonna try mostly to like focus his energy on the ball so as you’re approaching just going to try and like steal the ball from me on his way out to pass this team |
| 06:41:26:12 | 06:41:27:02 | Brin [Basil] | Mhmm |
| 06:41:28:09 | 06:41:31:03 | Brin [Basil] | Mid-air, I am going to pop a button. |
| 06:41:32:24 | 06:41:34:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Seduce as you slide by. |
| 06:41:34:25 | 06:41:46:08 | Jesse [GM] | you know you’re a living thing i don’t think that he’s attracted to you sorry yeah i don’t think yeah oh man uh oh that’s a 15 yeah plus three so |
| 06:41:37:19 | 06:41:48:19 | Chris [TBD] | Vampires love that kind of stuff. Nice try. Nice try |
| 06:41:39:14 | 06:41:42:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah Pretty sure he’s A necrophile |
| 06:41:39:18 | 06:41:40:24 | Brin [Basil] | There’s…there’s a chance. |
| 06:41:46:08 | 06:41:52:18 | Jesse [GM] | that was close but yeah so you tour you two sort of swap places as your heading like ran for the |
| 06:41:47:29 | 06:41:48:16 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 06:41:52:18 | 06:42:00:04 | Jesse [GM] | goal he intercepts the ball yeah okay he |
| 06:41:56:21 | 06:41:58:05 | Brin [Basil] | So he’s over here? |
| 06:41:58:20 | 06:42:03:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so did he block the attempt to score or did he actually steal the ball? |
| 06:42:03:08 | 06:42:10:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like the ball was thrown through The hole and his cape caught it And so he started to just, like, hustle Forward |
| 06:42:09:25 | 06:42:12:09 | Chris [TBD] | holding the cape around his butt |
| 06:42:13:07 | 06:42:14:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, all right. |
| 06:42:14:01 | 06:42:24:10 | Jesse [GM] | maybe quite realize he has it for a second just running along his teammates are like you have the ball what are you doing Yeah. Okay, nice That was great |
| 06:42:17:10 | 06:42:18:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Something feels unnatural |
| 06:42:25:16 | 06:42:27:29 | Jesse [GM] | So that’s his action He is taking the ball |
| 06:42:29:22 | 06:42:30:22 | Jesse [GM] | The Minotaur |
| 06:42:31:25 | 06:42:38:10 | Jesse [GM] | he is going to meet his teammate and pass the ball downfield to the Drow |
| 06:42:38:20 | 06:42:43:00 | Dave [Xeros] | So he has to steal the ball from his teammate though and then he can’t pass |
| 06:42:43:08 | 06:42:44:26 | Chris [TBD] | well it’s just normal pass |
| 06:42:45:23 | 06:42:53:19 | Dave [Xeros] | but that thing is it has to go pass pass and so he’d have to do two things you have to receive it and then pass that’s two actions |
| 06:42:53:05 | 06:42:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | yep |
| 06:42:54:00 | 06:42:57:11 | Jesse [GM] | Then he’s gonna receive the ball and make his way towards the Dram |
| 06:43:07:14 | 06:43:08:01 | Chris [TBD] | coup |
| 06:43:08:17 | 06:43:18:15 | Jesse [GM] | cool all right um yep that’s |
| 06:43:18:15 | 06:43:23:08 | Jesse [GM] | the end of this round so as |
| 06:43:20:14 | 06:43:22:12 | Dave [Xeros] | keep an eye out for the glass chalice |
| 06:43:25:05 | 06:43:36:19 | Jesse [GM] | the uh just before the round concludes um that’s one will you place it dead center in the middle of |
| 06:43:32:10 | 06:43:32:29 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s it. |
| 06:43:39:12 | 06:43:40:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yes we will |
| 06:43:41:18 | 06:43:43:24 | Steve [Nortle] | You want to show the people at home what that looks like? |
| 06:43:43:21 | 06:43:55:18 | Jesse [GM] | same kind thing with the ball but now you have the chalice you can pass it if you want but your goal is to |
| 06:43:45:21 | 06:43:47:03 | Dave [Xeros] | hey there you go |
| 06:43:46:06 | 06:43:50:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s hard, it’s in the middle guys right there. |
| 06:43:49:03 | 06:43:50:29 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s right they’re in the middle |
| 06:43:51:27 | 06:44:03:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah you can see the circle to your goal so they’re trying to reclaim it and get it to Basel |
| 06:43:55:18 | 06:43:59:07 | Jesse [GM] | get it down to your goal so it’s kind of like now you’re going the |
| 06:44:04:20 | 06:44:07:14 | Steve [Nortle] | imagine that you’re already there |
| 06:44:05:29 | 06:44:10:25 | Brin [Basil] | I’m already there. Um, yep. |
| 06:44:07:22 | 06:44:12:03 | Jesse [GM] | on defense now perfect timing yep okay and it’s Eros’ turn |
| 06:44:11:28 | 06:44:13:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m an angry bunny. |
| 06:44:15:15 | 06:44:17:12 | Dave [Xeros] | how far is it from me to |
| 06:44:18:24 | 06:44:19:10 | Dave [Xeros] | minotaur |
| 06:44:19:25 | 06:44:27:16 | Steve [Nortle] | take down the dragonborn tackle him because that way I can go forward. |
| 06:44:24:01 | 06:44:34:22 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it’s probably about the extent of your range it’s probably like just about 30 feet I would say you’re about there |
| 06:44:35:07 | 06:44:40:29 | Dave [Xeros] | i the minotaur well the dragonborn’s kind of moves and he’s looking that way |
| 06:44:40:29 | 06:44:48:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I am yeah I’ll just I’ll jump on his back and cover his eyes so like a grapple |
| 06:44:46:02 | 06:44:47:01 | Steve [Nortle] | to like |
| 06:44:48:05 | 06:44:54:11 | Dave [Xeros] | like I’m trying to grapple a freaking giant dragon um but I am going to use |
| 06:44:58:16 | 06:45:05:21 | Dave [Xeros] | uh yeah i mean we could use deception on this um i’m i’m gonna jump and cover his eyes |
| 06:45:06:09 | 06:45:13:02 | Dave [Xeros] | and i’m going to say uh grab it well you know i would have said like |
| 06:45:13:02 | 06:45:18:23 | Dave [Xeros] | i’d be like normal normal you got it just run run to the right so like trying to like |
| 06:45:19:08 | 06:45:19:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Confuse him |
| 06:45:19:27 | 06:45:28:17 | Dave [Xeros] | confuse him yeah where of where the actual chalice is going to be all right so that’s that is a 25 |
| 06:45:28:28 | 06:45:31:00 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, this works. |
| 06:45:32:07 | 06:45:42:29 | Jesse [GM] | He is so stunned by your performance in this game that he just can’t believe that they’re losing and now the fear is setting So he’s kind of at panic mode |
| 06:45:42:29 | 06:45:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | while you’re shouting out these commands to your team |
| 06:45:44:16 | 06:45:52:09 | Dave [Xeros] | and as I’m like covering his eyes I’m just going to whisper in his ear hey, I think I nailed your mother |
| 06:45:52:09 | 06:46:06:07 | Dave [Xeros] | you know what I’m |
| 06:45:56:05 | 06:45:58:04 | Steve [Nortle] | boy You’re making me so proud |
| 06:45:56:25 | 06:46:04:02 | Brin [Basil] | He looks up at his mom in the stadium |
| 06:45:59:13 | 06:46:02:20 | Jesse [GM] | Nice Alright, so Eros is attached |
| 06:46:02:17 | 06:46:04:02 | Chris [TBD] | up at his mom in the stadium |
| 06:46:06:07 | 06:46:08:05 | Dave [Xeros] | talking about |
| 06:46:06:14 | 06:46:09:29 | Steve [Nortle] | You know what I’m doing Okay |
| 06:46:09:24 | 06:46:13:26 | Jesse [GM] | turn you have one move you could win the game right now |
| 06:46:11:03 | 06:46:12:24 | Chris [TBD] | Bob, is it true? |
| 06:46:15:00 | 06:46:15:26 | Chris [TBD] | Passing the ball. |
| 06:46:15:24 | 06:46:23:25 | Steve [Nortle] | I grab the chalice and I toss it This is going |
| 06:46:16:00 | 06:46:17:07 | Dave [Xeros] | passing the chalice |
| 06:46:18:23 | 06:46:34:17 | Dave [Xeros] | if you |
| 06:46:20:12 | 06:46:20:29 | Brin [Basil] | Streeeeeeek |
| 06:46:22:07 | 06:46:22:18 | Chris [TBD] | Dick! |
| 06:46:23:25 | 06:46:27:28 | Steve [Nortle] | This is going to be my athletic throw. |
| 06:46:29:17 | 06:46:37:03 | Steve [Nortle] | All my years of football and throwing my sister around. |
| 06:46:33:22 | 06:46:35:08 | Brin [Basil] | And being the ball |
| 06:46:34:17 | 06:46:35:04 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t do this |
| 06:46:36:09 | 06:46:39:13 | Dave [Xeros] | You are quite literally Uncle Rico if you miss this. |
| 06:46:38:12 | 06:46:41:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright, here’s what we’re gonna do. I’m gonna spin this thing. |
| 06:46:40:00 | 06:46:48:12 | Jesse [GM] | Now it doesn’t bounce like a puck you know, this is a chalice little different aerodynamics |
| 06:46:45:00 | 06:46:46:28 | Steve [Nortle] | No, this is directed… Yep. |
| 06:46:48:25 | 06:46:49:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 06:46:51:03 | 06:46:51:14 | Chris [TBD] | Hey! |
| 06:46:51:08 | 06:46:57:14 | Steve [Nortle] | That is an 18 that did not spin nearly dramatically enough for me but I’ll take the number. |
| 06:46:56:08 | 06:46:57:01 | Chris [TBD] | That’s alright. |
| 06:46:57:13 | 06:47:07:05 | Jesse [GM] | TBD why don’t we jump to you and you give us kind of you possess the chalic basically put it in your goal but just describe to us what move |
| 06:47:10:07 | 06:47:10:17 | Chris [TBD] | Cool. |
| 06:47:10:22 | 06:47:12:18 | Brin [Basil] | Can he please just fall backwards? |
| 06:47:13:04 | 06:47:13:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Deathfall |
| 06:47:15:01 | 06:47:15:24 | Brin [Basil] | Into the goal. |
| 06:47:17:19 | 06:47:18:00 | Chris [TBD] | I… |
| 06:47:19:10 | 06:47:22:24 | Brin [Basil] | AAAAAAAA! Right in to what you’re at. |
| 06:47:20:11 | 06:47:29:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah yeah yeah Just like a ride it like a rocket Dr. Strange Love Ha ha ha |
| 06:47:20:21 | 06:47:21:13 | Dave [Xeros] | into the goal |
| 06:47:20:29 | 06:47:26:21 | Steve [Nortle] | with your hat up like Dr. Strangelove |
| 06:47:30:11 | 06:47:38:27 | Chris [TBD] | I think you guys have done an awesome job describing exactly what happened. I fell backwards, did a little backwards somersault, |
| 06:47:39:05 | 06:47:46:09 | Chris [TBD] | had it in between my legs and rode on it like a pony right into the goal and then I turned around and said is this what I was supposed to do? |
| 06:47:46:21 | 06:47:48:08 | Steve [Nortle] | crowd |
| 06:47:48:08 | 06:47:48:23 | Dave [Xeros] | goes wild |
| 06:47:49:19 | 06:47:56:16 | Jesse [GM] | yeah everybody is just like just raving right this is never in the basically in |
| 06:47:56:16 | 06:48:07:05 | Jesse [GM] | history of sky rush they’ve they’ve never beaten me magus right uh so this is huge and the biggest crowd |
| 06:47:58:22 | 06:48:01:03 | Dave [Xeros] | first glass chalice they’ve ever won. |
| 06:48:07:05 | 06:48:11:02 | Jesse [GM] | of players, they’re screaming this game is red |
| 06:48:09:08 | 06:48:09:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 06:48:10:28 | 06:48:12:02 | Chris [TBD] | It’s rigged! |
| 06:48:12:13 | 06:48:16:05 | Jesse [GM] | They were mad but the place was going crazy |
| 06:48:16:07 | 06:48:19:22 | Chris [TBD] | The rules say you can’t switch players halfway through the game. |
| 06:48:18:06 | 06:48:20:23 | Jesse [GM] | they are |
| 06:48:21:27 | 06:48:30:01 | Jesse [GM] | still chanting Eros! Eros Just helping your |
| 06:48:27:07 | 06:48:27:24 | Chris [TBD] | MVP. |
| 06:48:30:18 | 06:48:33:24 | Chris [TBD] | Really helping it. Really helping it. |
| 06:48:33:03 | 06:48:35:27 | Dave [Xeros] | blowing up. |
| 06:48:33:13 | 06:48:33:29 | Brin [Basil] | Skyrocketing |
| 06:48:36:08 | 06:48:43:28 | Jesse [GM] | oh my gosh okay so um |
| 06:48:37:25 | 06:48:40:04 | Steve [Nortle] | you did that all on your own |
| 06:48:43:10 | 06:48:44:20 | Steve [Nortle] | and I did |
| 06:48:43:21 | 06:48:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | And I did with the help of my teammates. |
| 06:48:44:29 | 06:48:50:19 | Chris [TBD] | A little progress. |
| 06:48:47:20 | 06:48:51:24 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah there we go there we |
| 06:48:51:23 | 06:48:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | Pride shrinks just a little like this is happening in some… |
| 06:48:54:00 | 06:48:56:09 | Dave [Xeros] | is progress. |
| 06:48:56:07 | 06:48:57:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah! |
| 06:48:56:15 | 06:48:58:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:48:58:18 | 06:48:59:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s progress. |
| 06:49:00:25 | 06:49:11:19 | Jesse [GM] | okay nice so yeah you guys are in possession of the chalice uh everybody loves your performance they can’t believe that you won these rookie players |
| 06:49:01:04 | 06:49:02:00 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 06:49:11:19 | 06:49:22:06 | Jesse [GM] | the original team they’re just blown away by your performance and still blowing chunks uh-huh |
| 06:49:17:06 | 06:49:18:21 | Steve [Nortle] | and blowing chunks |
| 06:49:20:14 | 06:49:20:18 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 06:49:22:19 | 06:49:24:13 | Dave [Xeros] | they’re losing out the other right now |
| 06:49:24:08 | 06:49:25:11 | Jesse [GM] | um |
| 06:49:25:05 | 06:49:33:16 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s how they normally celebrate but since they always lose they didn’t know that about themselves they too are growing character arc |
| 06:49:31:05 | 06:49:32:22 | Dave [Xeros] | they do they are growing |
| 06:49:33:08 | 06:49:35:04 | Jesse [GM] | just grabbing as many |
| 06:49:36:16 | 06:49:40:06 | Jesse [GM] | Megas fans as they can right into their faces |
| 06:49:41:27 | 06:49:50:21 | Jesse [GM] | yeah um and the uh team captain that you nearly disposed of |
| 06:49:53:22 | 06:49:54:14 | Brin [Basil] | Accidentally… |
| 06:49:56:07 | 06:50:05:02 | Jesse [GM] | he looks at all of you and he’s like ah you have my gratitude i this was incredible i can’t believe |
| 06:50:05:02 | 06:50:13:08 | Jesse [GM] | i knew you guys were athletes when i saw you in the arena he’s just totally in love with you and he tells you that |
| 06:50:15:00 | 06:50:15:17 | Jesse [GM] | well |
| 06:50:17:06 | 06:50:19:06 | Jesse [GM] | let’s see um |
| 06:50:21:22 | 06:50:30:01 | Jesse [GM] | uh he basically just expresses like he’ll he’s got you if you need a favor or something done the |
| 06:50:28:21 | 06:50:39:24 | Chris [TBD] | excellent what’s his name again i’ll remember this for my life grunge |
| 06:50:33:20 | 06:50:38:13 | Jesse [GM] | this is I think we already used this half-orc name but it’s pretty common this is grunch |
| 06:50:40:06 | 06:50:42:22 | Jesse [GM] | just spell it a little differently if we’ve used it before |
| 06:50:42:27 | 06:50:52:15 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah an ncht um i’m gonna go like the the crowd’s got super hyped up i’m going to run over |
| 06:50:44:25 | 06:50:45:27 | Jesse [GM] | A Q on the end. |
| 06:50:52:15 | 06:50:56:25 | Dave [Xeros] | and i’m just gonna grab basil shake her and just say punch me in the face as hard as you can |
| 06:50:57:02 | 06:50:57:25 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! |
| 06:50:57:10 | 06:51:16:27 | Chris [TBD] | oh yeah so close |
| 06:50:59:03 | 06:51:00:04 | Brin [Basil] | And I’m going to do it. |
| 06:50:59:24 | 06:51:04:01 | Dave [Xeros] | i i need the help it’s either i’ma lose it or i’mna gain it one of the two |
| 06:51:04:05 | 06:51:05:16 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, for this |
| 06:51:05:13 | 06:51:06:04 | Jesse [GM] | Restore him. |
| 06:51:09:25 | 06:51:12:09 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, I’m gonna try performance |
| 06:51:16:27 | 06:51:25:02 | Chris [TBD] | it’s |
| 06:51:18:16 | 06:51:21:02 | Jesse [GM] | Do you need it? Can he give you help or something? What’d you get? |
| 06:51:24:24 | 06:51:33:18 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, well I can eliminate I mean, I used performance so technically it’s 16 So if I roll |
| 06:51:25:02 | 06:51:38:08 | Chris [TBD] | gotta be a three still hurts |
| 06:51:33:18 | 06:51:41:23 | Brin [Basil] | My total was 14 |
| 06:51:34:24 | 06:51:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | six dang all right |
| 06:51:38:12 | 06:51:38:25 | Jesse [GM] | What was his total? |
| 06:51:42:23 | 06:51:45:02 | Jesse [GM] | 14. A little high. Nice. |
| 06:51:45:02 | 06:51:48:20 | Brin [Basil] | Anyways, I am a little hyped up I punched you a little too hard. |
| 06:51:47:28 | 06:51:56:09 | Dave [Xeros] | you just yeah you knock me out cold I fall all the way down I’m just yeah it’s been a long day laughing |
| 06:51:52:21 | 06:51:57:14 | Chris [TBD] | that’s a good spot |
| 06:51:57:22 | 06:52:03:15 | Brin [Basil] | I’m really strong, so I just pick him up like a damsel and carry it. |
| 06:52:02:05 | 06:52:02:29 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 06:52:02:21 | 06:52:08:10 | Chris [TBD] | with the crowd still chanting arrows and it’s |
| 06:52:06:04 | 06:52:10:07 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s all slow motion as you walk off the pitch. |
| 06:52:07:08 | 06:52:10:12 | Brin [Basil] | And I secretly… |
| 06:52:09:11 | 06:52:13:06 | Chris [TBD] | like gladiator what’s the music |
| 06:52:09:25 | 06:52:10:27 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like Rudy |
| 06:52:11:13 | 06:52:12:14 | Brin [Basil] | I’m actually… |
| 06:52:15:08 | 06:52:18:10 | Brin [Basil] | I’m REALLY curious, so i grab his horn again. |
| 06:52:20:14 | 06:52:21:03 | Dave [Xeros] | oh |
| 06:52:20:22 | 06:52:22:07 | Chris [TBD] | but you’re knocked out |
| 06:52:22:09 | 06:52:31:16 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah but the thing is it still reacts so alright there’s this insane amount of electricity that goes around |
| 06:52:31:16 | 06:52:34:10 | Dave [Xeros] | in a circle and |
| 06:52:32:23 | 06:52:35:21 | Chris [TBD] | so confused watching in the stadium |
| 06:52:35:14 | 06:52:46:25 | Dave [Xeros] | he, it’s like that glitching thing. It’s like flashes between nega and positive arrows As long as you have your hand on it, it just keeps on fluttering |
| 06:52:47:11 | 06:52:49:16 | Brin [Basil] | Oh okay no, I’ll just grab for a second. |
| 06:52:50:11 | 06:52:53:00 | Dave [Xeros] | You did see something really happen |
| 06:52:53:22 | 06:52:55:20 | Jesse [GM] | he saw some weird stuff |
| 06:52:55:24 | 06:53:00:11 | Brin [Basil] | Still dig, still figuring out this whole horny situation here. |
| 06:53:00:05 | 06:53:00:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 06:53:00:24 | 06:53:07:18 | Steve [Nortle] | meanwhile i’m flying around being like coach you should have seen it i told you you should put me in |
| 06:53:03:21 | 06:53:05:14 | Brin [Basil] | Don’t shoot! You should have seen it! |
| 06:53:07:25 | 06:53:08:13 | Brin [Basil] | Wooo! |
| 06:53:10:09 | 06:53:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | That’s the Rudy moment. |
| 06:53:12:27 | 06:53:18:01 | Jesse [GM] | your old coach is there in the stands like what did I do why didn’t I put him in the fourth quarter |
| 06:53:17:14 | 06:53:19:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 06:53:17:14 | 06:53:19:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 06:53:18:03 | 06:53:19:21 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 06:53:20:16 | 06:53:22:11 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah suck it trebek |
| 06:53:23:29 | 06:53:25:16 | Jesse [GM] | you’re all coaches perfect |
| 06:53:26:08 | 06:54:00:08 | Brin [Basil] | Do that? |
| 06:53:27:27 | 06:53:36:20 | Jesse [GM] | okay nice so you’re basically heroes around the school everybody knows who you are everybody’s gonna give me a high five and everything as you guys kind of wrap up the day |
| 06:53:36:20 | 06:53:45:29 | Jesse [GM] | um and you basically head back to your dorms with the chalice and when we meet again that is where we pick up |
| 06:53:45:26 | 06:53:46:11 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome. |
| 06:53:51:10 | 06:53:51:26 | Chris [TBD] | Sweet! |
| 06:53:55:20 | 06:54:06:20 | Dave [Xeros] | is that like have to do with your feet Chris I don’t know |
| 06:53:55:26 | 06:53:59:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, well done. Awesome fun. |
| 06:54:02:29 | 06:54:04:24 | Chris [TBD] | I think that has to do with yours. |
| 06:54:06:20 | 06:54:08:21 | Dave [Xeros] | the chalice |
| 06:54:07:29 | 06:54:17:11 | Jesse [GM] | well so the idea was on your first day basically like you weren’t |
| 06:54:08:08 | 06:54:12:10 | Chris [TBD] | I think that’s so you can defeat some interdemons is what that is. |
| 06:54:12:09 | 06:54:13:06 | Brin [Basil] | Secret secrets… |
| 06:54:17:11 | 06:54:23:02 | Jesse [GM] | supposed to see it all like it was just supposed to be apparent this is really difficult yeah and |
| 06:54:20:08 | 06:54:23:12 | Dave [Xeros] | really yeah |
| 06:54:23:12 | 06:54:24:17 | Chris [TBD] | Really? How could |
| 06:54:25:26 | 06:54:29:08 | Brin [Basil] | He like handed me this and I was like holy sh- |
| 06:54:28:14 | 06:54:33:29 | Chris [TBD] | This is one of those RPG fights that, you know, you die immediately. |
| 06:54:32:25 | 06:54:33:29 | Steve [Nortle] | a cut scene at the end |
| 06:54:35:05 | 06:54:37:23 | Brin [Basil] | It’s like the first thing you fight in Elden Ring. |
| 06:54:37:20 | 06:54:39:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, yes. |
| 06:54:38:18 | 06:54:42:02 | Jesse [GM] | if you go back you’ll be able to conquer those demons |
| 06:54:41:23 | 06:54:42:25 | Chris [TBD] | Did you play that game? |
| 06:54:41:26 | 06:54:46:19 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I try! I think we all try. |
| 06:54:47:01 | 06:54:48:02 | Chris [TBD] | I love that game. |
| 06:54:47:23 | 06:54:52:27 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s a good one uh have you played shadow of the urt tree yet |
| 06:54:48:13 | 06:54:49:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s really good. |
| 06:54:54:19 | 06:54:56:13 | Chris [TBD] | Too many things. Too many thing. |
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