Tuition Costs How Much!

Session start TC: 02:34:05:27 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3563 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
02:34:05:27	02:34:12:19	Chris [TBD]	Fell in the water, but then I got back on immaculately. Yeah, I think it did get a little sick.
02:34:06:23	02:34:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	So did I. But you
02:34:09:17	02:34:16:19	Jesse [GM]	After you puked, right? Yeah. One of the crew members saw
02:34:11:07	02:34:22:26	Brin [Basil]	I forgot about that. That’s
02:34:14:05	02:34:23:13	Steve [Nortle]	got a net… You
02:34:16:19	02:34:24:23	Jesse [GM]	your puke and was like, damn I’m hungry because you had all this seafood from…
02:34:19:01	02:34:19:20	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:34:22:26	02:34:26:29	Brin [Basil]	so gross! Oh gosh.
02:34:23:13	02:34:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	somehow got a nat 20 in the water for
02:34:23:23	02:34:35:02	Chris [TBD]	All that calamari came back up. A perfect dive.
02:34:30:27	02:34:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	hiding, for stealth? We
02:34:32:24	02:34:41:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah uh i can’t remember for sure um but you guys you definitely ate some stuff at the shrimp shack
02:34:35:02	02:34:37:07	Chris [TBD]	Tens all around.
02:34:41:14	02:34:47:26	Jesse [GM]	but you had there was a dish the dark mantle dish okay i’m trying to remember who if somebody
02:34:43:27	02:34:49:05	Chris [TBD]	And I’ve got one of those still in a to-go box.
02:34:45:10	02:34:53:24	Brin [Basil]	I definitely ate one, and I think I bought three of them. Two or three?
02:34:48:25	02:34:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	think we did -I feel like we did pick up some
02:34:58:28	02:35:01:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I bought one. I know I have one.
02:35:01:21	02:35:08:02	Jesse [GM]	did just keep track of how many you have and if you’ve eaten one or you you you ate one
02:35:06:01	02:35:09:04	Chris [TBD]	I’ve only had… I had one. No, I didn’t eat it.
02:35:06:19	02:35:11:06	Brin [Basil]	I definitely ate one.
02:35:11:16	02:35:15:26	Chris [TBD]	You ate one. I did not eat mine. But what does it do for us again?
02:35:15:05	02:35:24:06	Jesse [GM]	i don’T remember if we gave you the advantage but it basically gives you uh it’s like camouflage so like sneaking onto the ship and everything
02:35:20:15	02:35:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah no i think we ate some at the restaurant and then i have marked down that i have one more dish
02:35:24:18	02:35:27:05	Chris [TBD]	Then I did eat it! I do remember now. I ate it.
02:35:32:14	02:35:43:10	Steve [Nortle]	like one more to go so it’s probably it’s just in like one of the styrofoam clam things when i open up there’ll be a bunch of water on the top that’ll like make it all soggy
02:35:32:22	02:35:33:04	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
02:35:34:22	02:35:37:24	Chris [TBD]	Remember, I’m sorry. I’m going to say that you don’t want me one more.
02:35:38:28	02:35:39:10	Chris [TBD]	Yep.
02:35:42:08	02:35:43:19	Chris [TBD]	Yep. Yep. Yep.
02:35:43:04	02:35:44:15	Jesse [GM]	yeah exactly
02:35:44:28	02:35:48:23	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna say I have one left just because I won.
02:35:48:24	02:35:59:05	Jesse [GM]	okay then we’ll say if you have eaten one for, you’re not invisible for combat here but I feel like um you definitely are concealed
02:36:00:03	02:36:05:16	Jesse [GM]	to a degree and I feel that should give you some type of advantage during combat
02:36:06:04	02:36:11:18	Steve [Nortle]	at the map are these um crates are these high enough to be
02:36:09:13	02:36:10:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah
02:36:12:12	02:36:13:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah you could
02:36:13:04	02:36:35:19	Steve [Nortle]	like block line of sight or are these all just waist high and so okay
02:36:19:19	02:36:29:28	Jesse [GM]	they’re like they’re not quite as tall as the average human. Not above, they’re like below eye level Like if you walked in the room You could see like the entire room But these crates are still
02:36:22:27	02:36:33:28	Chris [TBD]	so I’m definitely sticking up above so they’re about 5 feet tall with stuff on top of them
02:36:34:02	02:36:34:25	Jesse [GM]	Yeah roughly
02:36:34:22	02:36:38:17	Chris [TBD]	so they can see me I got a duck
02:36:35:19	02:36:41:09	Steve [Nortle]	hi Dave
02:36:35:26	02:36:36:09	Jesse [GM]	So
02:36:39:21	02:36:44:17	Chris [TBD]	hey cool
02:36:39:29	02:36:40:16	Jesse [GM]	But yeah
02:36:41:18	02:36:41:28	Jesse [GM]	or something
02:36:44:27	02:36:46:19	Jesse [GM]	We’re here It says on air
02:36:46:02	02:36:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m trying to make sure that it’s actually doing the crosscut though. Is it actually cross-cutting? Yeah! Hey look! Look, a cut! Hey! Yay!
02:36:48:01	02:36:48:24	Brin [Basil]	We’re live!
02:36:48:26	02:36:57:10	Chris [TBD]	we are live I see us
02:36:51:13	02:36:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	look at that straw it goes like right up your nose
02:36:52:03	02:36:53:29	Jesse [GM]	Hey Everybody
02:36:55:03	02:36:56:15	Jesse [GM]	We’re all alive
02:36:58:16	02:36:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	Fine, let me change.
02:36:59:19	02:37:06:25	Jesse [GM]	No leave it please we’re live yes perfect uh welcome everybody all of our
02:37:01:16	02:37:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:37:01:22	02:37:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Nope.
02:37:08:03	02:37:08:11	Steve [Nortle]	Two?
02:37:08:24	02:37:11:02	Jesse [GM]	millions and millions and millions
02:37:11:09	02:37:13:29	Brin [Basil]	Poor Sarah has to find a way out of this room.
02:37:15:22	02:37:17:02	Chris [TBD]	every camera which way
02:37:16:20	02:37:26:16	Brin [Basil]	Looking good babe! Oh my gosh we need the video
02:37:16:23	02:37:22:24	Jesse [GM]	our marketing manager is not crawling on the floor right now just sneak out
02:37:21:10	02:37:22:14	Chris [TBD]	oh she is
02:37:24:12	02:37:25:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah she is.
02:37:25:20	02:37:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	You know, we could have just spoken to pull the cameras off of you so that she could have walked but that seems preposterous when I say it out loud.
02:37:31:18	02:37:33:04	Brin [Basil]	Phoebe’s so worried about your idea
02:37:32:16	02:37:38:29	Jesse [GM]	no this is way better this is way better where else are you going to get content like this
02:37:39:01	02:37:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah where the recap is like one of the most anemic conversations you’ve ever heard. Did you guys get takeout? Yeah I think we did.
02:37:48:23	02:37:50:16	Jesse [GM]	it’s gonna be important okay
02:37:55:17	02:38:00:02	Chris [TBD]	i’m looking twitch is running I see that i’m lookin for uh
02:38:01:25	02:38:03:10	Chris [TBD]	is tiktok up and going
02:38:04:18	02:38:06:22	Chris [TBD]	okay so i won’t do tiktoks any day
02:38:07:26	02:38:15:26	Chris [TBD]	that’s okay good try though we will get it one of these days uh lead the way jesse yeah
02:38:15:27	02:38:18:02	Jesse [GM]	dave one last thing what’d you say about
02:38:16:07	02:38:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	uh just uh turn it up in the interface and see if we can get it there.
02:38:26:02	02:38:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	If not, I can go turn it up on the over here.
02:38:29:00	02:38:30:19	Chris [TBD]	youtube is up and running too
02:38:30:05	02:38:36:28	Jesse [GM]	i’m on i turned it like all the way up on the interface and it didn’t do anything and it’s counting I just can’t hear
02:38:33:08	02:38:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right. Give me a sec.
02:38:36:07	02:38:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. I’ll go mess with that. Give me one second.
02:38:40:07	02:38:41:05	Jesse [GM]	sorry
02:38:44:05	02:38:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	of you who are watching, thank you.
02:38:48:00	02:38:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	And for those who just walked in to participate we were chatting about what we’re going to do in October because we figure that
02:38:57:24	02:38:58:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh okay.
02:39:01:03	02:39:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	counting today three sessions to finish up this uh education of fools arc that we’re working on it’s education it’s in the notes that’s so
02:39:07:20	02:39:09:26	Jesse [GM]	school of fools
02:39:12:11	02:39:24:11	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what it is and um so we were thinking we would do kids on bikes and then also call a cthulhu and kind of just have october be like like spooky month and i’ll also give you a little
02:39:22:01	02:39:33:14	Brin [Basil]	Like yes oh that sounds great just aaaall the time I can- It’s not like i haven’t had eight months To prepare
02:39:33:17	02:39:36:10	Chris [TBD]	it’s not like you’re moving and all that stuff
02:39:33:28	02:39:39:21	Steve [Nortle]	same time you don’t really know yeah well
02:39:35:18	02:39:47:07	Brin [Basil]	Well you know what I mean you gotta, like, find it out mentally and then it feels like a bunch of stuff got done. Nothing is down on paper. The only
02:39:43:18	02:39:47:11	Jesse [GM]	I know exactly what you’re describing game day
02:39:47:07	02:39:49:23	Brin [Basil]	true motivation is the deadline, let’s be honest
02:39:49:24	02:39:50:26	Jesse [GM]	and I’m like, oh
02:39:53:22	02:39:53:29	Jesse [GM]	like?
02:39:53:25	02:39:54:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
02:39:55:19	02:39:55:28	Jesse [GM]	that.
02:39:57:07	02:39:59:11	Brin [Basil]	So, anyhow
02:39:58:04	02:40:08:21	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
02:39:59:17	02:40:03:26	Jesse [GM]	Also I feel like I change multiple things as time goes on the longer
02:40:04:29	02:40:06:24	Jesse [GM]	further away each session gets
02:40:07:26	02:40:09:27	Jesse [GM]	there’s stuff my mind I’m like oh
02:40:09:12	02:40:20:08	Chris [TBD]	totally that is a very normal thing in the DM position
02:40:12:01	02:40:15:20	Jesse [GM]	be better just endlessly editing stuff
02:40:15:04	02:40:15:20	Brin [Basil]	Yep
02:40:18:25	02:40:19:04	Jesse [GM]	bad
02:40:20:28	02:40:21:20	Chris [TBD]	Very normal.
02:40:22:04	02:40:23:11	Jesse [GM]	a ton of work for myself
02:40:24:10	02:40:25:21	Chris [TBD]	I kind of enjoyed it, though.
02:40:25:04	02:40:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	so long as you have fun during the prep it’s fine as soon as it feels like chore less fine
02:40:35:17	02:40:36:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
02:40:36:01	02:40:43:11	Jesse [GM]	really uh -oh i did not hear it yet do i need to turn something down here okay
02:40:37:03	02:40:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	oh well yeah so yeah you’re normally at like one or two if you push up
02:40:38:16	02:40:39:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I didn’t even hear it.
02:40:38:22	02:40:47:19	Brin [Basil]	No you’re good. Did you hear me jump? Just
02:40:47:19	02:40:50:28	Brin [Basil]	give me a second, I can’t hear it. It’s okay!
02:40:49:26	02:41:00:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh. I’m really glad that this didn’t happen to me. I get really angry when people yell in my ears so things get really loud. It’s like… Like a dude…
02:40:57:02	02:40:58:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh…I almost said a bad word.
02:41:00:23	02:41:01:07	Steve [Nortle]	his trigger
02:41:00:29	02:41:09:16	Chris [TBD]	It bugs Emily because I’m such a baby about it and she’s like just grow up and I’m like I don’t like it man I get so mad
02:41:07:08	02:41:07:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
02:41:11:08	02:41:12:08	Chris [TBD]	for the loud noises
02:41:14:07	02:41:19:19	Chris [TBD]	I do too and I don’t hear it with the earphones off.
02:41:19:23	02:41:25:09	Brin [Basil]	I hear-it’s a normal volume and i’m doing good my ears are ringing but we’re
02:41:22:01	02:41:22:12	Jesse [GM]	it
02:41:22:12	02:41:35:24	Jesse [GM]	is it too loud does it need to be louder slow quiet maybe this is
02:41:25:09	02:41:41:01	Brin [Basil]	good it’s all right who
02:41:26:19	02:41:28:02	Chris [TBD]	I could have it a little louder
02:41:32:01	02:41:33:01	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
02:41:35:24	02:41:36:15	Jesse [GM]	that you’re just
02:41:37:17	02:41:41:29	Jesse [GM]	you’re responding to the volume change right nothing else nothing else
02:41:38:20	02:41:43:28	Chris [TBD]	I am yes nothing else not that I got a book of notes in my lap
02:41:49:00	02:41:50:08	Chris [TBD]	great for us
02:41:55:11	02:41:59:10	Brin [Basil]	that’s good for us just kidding we love you guys
02:41:56:07	02:41:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	that’s true
02:42:00:14	02:42:01:08	Jesse [GM]	we love them
02:42:02:03	02:42:09:22	Chris [TBD]	All two of you are number one fan Lulitoon
02:42:02:21	02:42:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	it can say people
02:42:04:04	02:42:08:23	Jesse [GM]	people plural yes very excited about that
02:42:05:03	02:42:06:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s… person.
02:42:06:10	02:42:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a plural I mean
02:42:11:21	02:42:13:07	Dave [Xeros]	She’s the best.
02:42:12:27	02:42:23:20	Jesse [GM]	seriously committed okay well welcome what do uh any other announcements before we get started anything that we need to bring up
02:42:13:02	02:42:14:03	Chris [TBD]	She really is.
02:42:15:17	02:42:17:20	Chris [TBD]	She really is. Yeah,
02:42:24:08	02:42:26:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah. We’re on a boat!
02:42:28:00	02:42:38:00	Jesse [GM]	we sure are yes last time we ended you guys successfully stealthed your way onto a ship
02:42:38:00	02:42:44:29	Jesse [GM]	a lycorisian ship and you suspect along with jenkins that this ship is up to no good
02:42:40:08	02:42:40:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
02:42:44:29	02:42:52:13	Jesse [GM]	that they are uh planning yeah well their shipment suggests that they’re planning something bad
02:42:51:08	02:42:57:19	Chris [TBD]	Yes, because we saw that one of the box crates was full of purple filth.
02:42:57:20	02:43:08:13	Jesse [GM]	Purple felt. Yep. Veil powder. Yep purple felt. This ship is loaded with it and while it does have good properties, good purposes uh, it can be used for
02:43:09:11	02:43:17:27	Jesse [GM]	weapons It can be very damaging Yes. So you guys successfully made it aboard the ship Uh
02:43:17:27	02:43:24:18	Jesse [GM]	and in your excitement to sabotage the ship along with Jenkins one of you
02:43:26:06	02:43:33:18	Jesse [GM]	whose name starts with x uh got a little excited and may have dropped the most fragile item on
02:43:33:18	02:43:41:17	Jesse [GM]	ship and caused a very loud crash which awoke a couple of the essentially guard dogs for the ship
02:43:42:16	02:43:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m usually pretty delicate with things. There’s a lot of purple stuff in the air. I just started fumbling things, and with my new conversion it’s just a little bit different.
02:43:52:16	02:43:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:43:54:05	02:43:58:02	Brin [Basil]	anywhere else he’s been meditating a lot
02:43:56:22	02:43:59:16	Jesse [GM]	it’s his meditative breath yeah
02:43:56:29	02:44:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez. It’s like I’ve uh… I’m in my new blue rose but I just breathe and I’m like
02:43:57:23	02:43:58:10	Steve [Nortle]	like
02:44:05:05	02:44:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	remembering my old life from yesterday
02:44:07:25	02:44:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
02:44:09:28	02:44:16:16	Jesse [GM]	that would be so great if you had to make like a stealth check every time just because your meditative breath is so loud like yeah
02:44:15:12	02:44:18:18	Dave [Xeros]	is so bad. I’m 4-4 breathing all the time
02:44:15:25	02:44:17:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:44:17:03	02:44:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	like four
02:44:18:21	02:44:19:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:44:18:21	02:44:19:10	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:44:18:21	02:44:19:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:44:19:29	02:44:20:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:44:21:07	02:44:24:26	Brin [Basil]	some hot yoga breath
02:44:22:11	02:44:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m okay with it. Yes!
02:44:22:25	02:44:24:07	Chris [TBD]	It’s like Darth Vader.
02:44:23:17	02:44:32:27	Jesse [GM]	yes that’d be so good yeah nice okay so uh yes there was a crash um you guys are in position
02:44:25:29	02:44:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh,
02:44:32:27	02:44:41:10	Jesse [GM]	right now but we are in combat and you have awoken two veil hounds these are essentially
02:44:34:26	02:44:35:04	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
02:44:41:10	02:44:49:23	Jesse [GM]	they’re like a modified version of hell hounds um so but you recognize them as creatures well
02:44:45:13	02:44:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	okay.
02:44:49:23	02:44:55:22	Jesse [GM]	look very similar to creatures you saw in levatorum like being experimented on these resemble those
02:44:55:22	02:45:07:02	Jesse [GM]	very very much so um yes so we’re in combat right now and basil i’ll read off the order here Basil gets to go first. Then Nortle,
02:44:57:05	02:44:57:14	Chris [TBD]	dang.
02:45:07:06	02:45:15:01	Jesse [GM]	then Eros, then one of our Veilhounds, then TBD, and then Gypsy Jenkins, and the other Veilthound gets to you guys rolled pretty well.
02:45:08:16	02:45:13:14	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
02:45:16:28	02:45:20:05	Jesse [GM]	Kind of an advantage on your combat.
02:45:20:08	02:45:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	You know this isn’t a competition, right? Like it’s not your guys versus us.
02:45:24:17	02:45:26:29	Jesse [GM]	I am here to kill you. I am
02:45:27:07	02:45:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	They’re hellhounds, and they have that pretty purple-like glow to them. Don’t misunderstand me!
02:45:30:08	02:45:31:13	Jesse [GM]	Please don’t understand.
02:45:33:12	02:45:34:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:45:33:16	02:45:35:14	Jesse [GM]	don’t misunderstand. Okay.
02:45:37:10	02:45:39:22	Jesse [GM]	This music isn’t doing it though. Sorry. Let’s see.
02:45:38:11	02:45:56:10	Chris [TBD]	There are
02:45:42:24	02:45:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	so our tactical positions are as seen here on the board which i think we have a
02:45:53:19	02:46:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, we’re working on that right now, so check this out. There you go. Oh, hey. Hey! Look at that.
02:45:56:10	02:45:58:21	Chris [TBD]	dots that you can see on the ship.
02:45:59:18	02:46:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	yeah those circles are us
02:46:00:28	02:46:06:20	Jesse [GM]	If you’re watching that’s where each of our characters are they’re not labeled or anything but yeah oh yeah okay there you go
02:46:03:23	02:46:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	Well no look they can see as well. There you go. Yeah uh-huh yeah see I’ve been working really hard guys so…
02:46:06:26	02:46:07:17	Chris [TBD]	Whoa!
02:46:10:01	02:46:11:02	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah!
02:46:10:04	02:46:18:21	Steve [Nortle]	we know you have it’s awesome so the the purple thing and the gray thing are the Veilhounds.
02:46:11:29	02:46:13:19	Brin [Basil]	Wow Zayfaz!
02:46:13:24	02:46:14:13	Jesse [GM]	yes
02:46:18:07	02:46:19:22	Chris [TBD]	Is that a manual toggle?
02:46:19:08	02:46:23:25	Jesse [GM]	and right now their attention is centered on Eros
02:46:24:13	02:46:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah because I dropped something like really important okay um we’re in combat right all right i’m gonna try to talk my way out of this
02:46:27:12	02:46:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	That’s… Okay.
02:46:30:14	02:46:33:10	Jesse [GM]	We’re in combat Basil is up first
02:46:30:21	02:46:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	So Basil…
02:46:33:26	02:46:43:20	Brin [Basil]	tell me how big are these bail hounds we’re
02:46:40:11	02:46:43:06	Jesse [GM]	like on all four legs
02:46:43:20	02:46:49:07	Brin [Basil]	talking like Great Dane okay
02:46:44:13	02:46:55:14	Jesse [GM]	um they’re a little bigger than great dame like they’re pretty large yeah they’re bigger than you are yeah they probably go up to your ears
02:46:49:07	02:46:56:13	Brin [Basil]	okay okay so I
02:46:49:26	02:46:59:17	Chris [TBD]	oh are they good boys no okay
02:46:56:13	02:47:02:27	Brin [Basil]	just what I want to be. Okay, so
02:47:02:27	02:47:13:10	Brin [Basil]	So, I want to jump on the back of one of these and give it a quick stab in the neck.
02:47:12:11	02:47:22:04	Chris [TBD]	the neck wait oh yeah that’s what i was gonna ask do they see us are we like we’re in combat, but
02:47:15:01	02:47:17:26	Jesse [GM]	okay sweet yeah go for it yeah it doesn’t see
02:47:21:02	02:47:22:21	Brin [Basil]	And I have…
02:47:25:00	02:47:27:08	Jesse [GM]	of the dish right all three of you said that you
02:47:25:25	02:47:29:27	Brin [Basil]	Yes. I consumed my dark mantle before I got on the boat.
02:47:28:16	02:47:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	I thought I did too, but that’s okay. Maybe they just see through my darkness? I’m not dark anymore.
02:47:37:25	02:47:43:28	Chris [TBD]	breathing so loudly. You are the one that drops the thing!
02:47:39:08	02:47:45:02	Brin [Basil]	That’s right. and he’s also doing lines on boxed house
02:47:41:03	02:47:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m radiating with light.
02:47:45:16	02:47:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	Whoops.
02:47:45:22	02:47:51:12	Jesse [GM]	remember are you like light now i thought you were it’s just the way you see it you’re okay great
02:47:48:16	02:47:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no.
02:47:49:28	02:48:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the way I see it. i see myself as as an angel and no one else does because well it’s it’s the true side like if i
02:47:55:11	02:47:58:15	Jesse [GM]	yes that’s right that’s holier than thou that’s
02:47:58:14	02:47:58:28	Chris [TBD]	the case.
02:48:00:11	02:48:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	look in a mirror i’m like oh man look at me i’m so attractive hey i’m attractive without
02:48:03:08	02:48:07:29	Brin [Basil]	god
02:48:05:01	02:48:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	You sure your Truesight works?
02:48:06:17	02:48:13:21	Jesse [GM]	they they so the dog the dogs they are like pretty perceptive
02:48:14:10	02:48:20:12	Jesse [GM]	um so you can like give away your position okay so like you do technically right right now are
02:48:16:16	02:48:17:26	Chris [TBD]	Got it. Check.
02:48:20:12	02:48:27:16	Jesse [GM]	concealed but because you smash some things they know where you are okay so i
02:48:23:28	02:48:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah hey guys um can i kind of like pull out like something
02:48:30:02	02:48:31:13	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s Basil’s turn.
02:48:30:27	02:48:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	i know i’m just gonna like try to slowly back up in the meantime as yeah
02:48:32:14	02:48:34:04	Brin [Basil]	as distraction
02:48:34:16	02:48:45:27	Jesse [GM]	had a better image of these things they like kind of stand up and they’re like you know how like kind of like those skeleton hellhound looking things right and there’s flames sort of like oozing out of their ribs and stuff that’s kind of what they look like but it’s purple instead
02:48:44:04	02:48:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	oh like it like a like yeah like a purple flame oh all right yes okay hi
02:48:45:20	02:48:46:13	Chris [TBD]	Purplish.
02:48:45:27	02:48:52:23	Jesse [GM]	because this is veil pair stuff yeah yeah purple flame yeah exactly yeah yeah and they
02:48:54:06	02:49:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	i got maybe have like a nice little fish in here somewhere i’m Just Gonna Dig In My Pants and Try To Find Like The But the fish, I… All right.
02:49:01:29	02:49:05:24	Jesse [GM]	just growling at you they’re getting ready to pounce yep
02:49:05:13	02:49:13:17	Brin [Basil]	Okay, and while he’s doing that I’m gonna do some fun little skip hop -and -jumps
02:49:13:17	02:49:22:19	Brin [Basil]	across a couple boxes. And I’m going to try and get above this thing without it noticing me because I have my…
02:49:22:19	02:49:32:08	Brin [Basil]	yes! And then just I would just want to jump on its back and no I don’t have my emeralds yet okay
02:49:32:11	02:49:42:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I’m going to use acrobatics because I feel like that’s a good question. Yeah, yes.
02:49:34:17	02:49:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	Which one are you going after?
02:49:42:25	02:49:51:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, probably the closest one right there and there’s crates right next to it, right? Am I crazy? Yeah, right there. Okay, perfect. Here we go.
02:49:52:26	02:49:58:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I just rolled an at-one so spring!
02:49:56:14	02:49:58:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, you shrink!
02:49:59:14	02:50:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	starting this off well
02:50:01:24	02:50:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, eat my friend. She’s like a really nice, like…
02:50:02:21	02:50:06:06	Brin [Basil]	I mean, it’s… I technically got six.
02:50:04:03	02:50:04:19	Jesse [GM]	so
02:50:06:03	02:50:08:17	Chris [TBD]	You just became a snack not a meal.
02:50:09:27	02:50:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, yeah. Hey guys.
02:50:10:13	02:50:12:26	Brin [Basil]	I technically rolled six.
02:50:14:00	02:50:16:02	Chris [TBD]	Still in that one? You still gotta shrink?
02:50:15:02	02:50:17:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s still in that one.
02:50:15:12	02:50:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	Nat 1 is nat 1. Oh, you’re a snack.
02:50:16:26	02:50:28:09	Jesse [GM]	I think you shrink with a nat 1 are you exposed at this point did you make noise on top of the crate probably within that one
02:50:19:18	02:50:20:18	Brin [Basil]	I do shrink up.
02:50:29:04	02:50:30:06	Jesse [GM]	yes, you did
02:50:29:20	02:50:30:08	Brin [Basil]	Did I?
02:50:30:16	02:50:31:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:50:31:01	02:50:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	it wasn’t really a question
02:50:32:07	02:50:35:18	Brin [Basil]	But what about my cloaking abilities?
02:50:32:11	02:50:34:13	Chris [TBD]	This is a rhetorical question.
02:50:36:20	02:50:44:10	Brin [Basil]	Okay, hold on. Hold on now. but don’t I have advantage in some way or shape or form because of the Darkman
02:50:37:17	02:50:39:01	Jesse [GM]	when you jump up
02:50:46:04	02:50:47:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m begging you
02:50:47:27	02:50:58:28	Jesse [GM]	that one no so when you jumped up on top with a crate again there’s just there’s lots of fragile things on aboard this ship apparently yep and you like tip over
02:50:53:17	02:50:54:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:50:54:10	02:51:04:06	Brin [Basil]	it’s just this is random glass vials it’s the purple filth, I’ve never been exposed to it
02:50:58:28	02:51:02:27	Jesse [GM]	like you know one of those empty like old-timey lamps right and it just falls
02:51:04:06	02:51:06:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m high as a kite right now
02:51:07:13	02:51:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	that one time
02:51:07:15	02:51:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	it’s not like the lettuce that I got to enjoy
02:51:08:15	02:51:17:26	Brin [Basil]	except for that one time when I made out with my character I mean, I would say
02:51:11:25	02:51:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:51:13:02	02:51:18:07	Steve [Nortle]	i thought there was in the air
02:51:14:13	02:51:15:25	Jesse [GM]	purple filth right now are you exactly
02:51:17:26	02:51:24:01	Brin [Basil]	this nat one if i did a couple jumps and I went took a deep breath in and then jumped
02:51:25:16	02:51:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	by
02:51:26:22	02:51:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, what is your shrinkage?
02:51:28:05	02:51:38:24	Brin [Basil]	I think I’m like 60 percent of my height so I’m about half almost yes no if
02:51:33:10	02:51:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s about right. That’s what Jason Alexander would say.
02:51:35:23	02:51:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	probably two feet no
02:51:38:24	02:51:47:26	Brin [Basil]	I remember right, I was about 1.5 feet from yes that’s right Yes, I’m regular rabbit size when I shrink.
02:51:41:01	02:51:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she became regular rabbit size, yeah.
02:51:42:00	02:51:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	you became almost regular rabbit side yeah
02:51:47:29	02:51:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, she was in the pool.
02:51:49:26	02:51:59:01	Jesse [GM]	Okay, we’re going to say if you are on board with the ship because there is like bale powder floating around in the year, you’re not directly consuming it but you will be exposed after a certain amount of time
02:51:55:05	02:51:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-mm.
02:51:59:12	02:52:00:23	Brin [Basil]	Second hand powder?
02:52:01:20	02:52:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	Second.
02:52:01:23	02:52:02:17	Jesse [GM]	Second hand powder?
02:52:02:22	02:52:05:25	Brin [Basil]	Second-hand crackle cane. Just kidding.
02:52:04:04	02:52:04:14	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
02:52:06:12	02:52:12:29	Jesse [GM]	So it’ll depend on the time. It’ll depend upon how long you’re on the ship. If it’s gonna be more than five minutes
02:52:13:03	02:52:18:28	Jesse [GM]	because your combat’s going to go pretty quick right um but if it if it extends yeah it’ll start
02:52:13:06	02:52:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:52:16:08	02:52:16:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
02:52:16:19	02:52:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s hope so.
02:52:18:28	02:52:26:03	Jesse [GM]	affect your uh your abilities performance okay okay so yeah you shrunk and this thing is
02:52:22:03	02:52:23:10	Brin [Basil]	All right well…
02:52:24:22	02:52:25:12	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
02:52:26:03	02:52:31:29	Jesse [GM]	immediately aware of you yeah its face is like right next to yours
02:52:27:26	02:52:29:17	Brin [Basil]	And it’s hungry for some rabbit.
02:52:32:23	02:52:40:28	Dave [Xeros]	Does Rabbit have its own meat vernacular? Like venison or hamburger? Is it coney?
02:52:36:23	02:52:43:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah okay coney grace of conies
02:52:38:13	02:52:39:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Yeah.
02:52:40:28	02:52:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	all right hey hey hey look a coney snack guys you can
02:52:41:13	02:52:42:04	Brin [Basil]	Is it really?
02:52:44:20	02:52:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	Coney Island
02:52:44:24	02:52:45:03	Jesse [GM]	yeah
02:52:46:24	02:52:48:16	Chris [TBD]	A Coney snack.
02:52:47:05	02:52:53:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you can go after that thing first while i skit over here and hide
02:52:48:13	02:52:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	I see my sister um draw the attention
02:52:48:19	02:52:50:11	Brin [Basil]	Shut up you bastard!
02:52:59:14	02:53:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	of that guy and my uh
02:53:03:16	02:53:05:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to get a net 20 and then a net 1.
02:53:06:10	02:53:16:22	Jesse [GM]	should say sorry before you guys make your next moves these these things they are they look like they’re about to pounce at you because they
02:53:16:22	02:53:26:29	Jesse [GM]	only see you two right now but it also seems likely that they’re going to howl that they are kind of an alarm as well. Okay, sorry That will inform your actions
02:53:27:07	02:53:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	it looks like they’re gonna howl guys do something quick
02:53:29:14	02:53:31:13	Steve [Nortle]	um so i
02:53:30:17	02:53:31:26	Brin [Basil]	Somebody gets some rope!
02:53:31:25	02:53:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	Cast silence.
02:53:33:05	02:53:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	immediately
02:53:36:01	02:53:37:27	Brin [Basil]	Ah, I can’t wait damn it!
02:53:36:15	02:53:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	silencio my
02:53:41:19	02:53:53:01	Steve [Nortle]	brotherly instincts kick in and normally I don’t worry about basil that much but when she shrinks down into regular bunny size I know something’s like this is bad
02:53:52:01	02:53:53:02	Brin [Basil]	Not good.
02:53:53:01	02:53:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m going to
02:53:55:04	02:53:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	The pure impotence of it?
02:53:56:03	02:53:58:24	Brin [Basil]	I go from hunting to being hunted.
02:53:58:18	02:53:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:53:58:18	02:54:02:08	Steve [Nortle]	correct So I’m just going to, let’s see.
02:53:58:21	02:53:59:10	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
02:54:00:03	02:54:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	This never happens to me, guys!
02:54:10:10	02:54:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
02:54:11:03	02:54:11:21	Jesse [GM]	up from behind
02:54:11:13	02:54:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, while he’s distracted, I just come up from the side and I deliver my unarmed strike
02:54:20:14	02:54:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	And I will also be using a key point in order to do flurry of blows which will give me two additional unarmed strikes
02:54:31:10	02:54:32:07	Jesse [GM]	Ooh, nice
02:54:32:01	02:54:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s a total of three that I’m attacking That’s four but I need a d6 So the first one is a 22 to hit and deals 10 damage.
02:54:41:22	02:54:42:05	Jesse [GM]	Yep
02:54:43:11	02:54:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	And the second one is 15 to hit, yeah, and 7 damage.
02:54:43:20	02:54:44:11	Jesse [GM]	Definitely hit
02:54:47:13	02:54:49:08	Jesse [GM]	Okay, when it matches does it go to you?
02:54:52:12	02:55:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	And the third one is 23 to hit and 10 damage so was that 27? So I came up and I just started…
02:54:59:10	02:55:09:01	Chris [TBD]	chicken
02:55:04:04	02:55:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah didn’t you guys see his stats that when i said that i was i was looking at our stats when i was sending out all that stuff today and you have two zeros i have a negative one
02:55:09:17	02:55:20:21	Steve [Nortle]	Except my intelligence. My intelligence is a two.
02:55:14:01	02:55:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	everyone else here is three plus on everything at least Yeah. You have one plus five, we’re all like…
02:55:18:27	02:55:24:10	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got a plus five. I’ve gotta plus five on intelligence. I’m a wizard!
02:55:21:12	02:55:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	Plus two.
02:55:23:07	02:55:31:20	Brin [Basil]	he uses that plus two for counting there’s
02:55:25:08	02:55:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:55:26:16	02:55:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	Exactly!
02:55:28:22	02:55:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	Anyway, so I do some improvisational chiropractic on the veil.
02:55:31:20	02:55:41:18	Brin [Basil]	no there’s There’s no howling.
02:55:35:01	02:55:37:18	Jesse [GM]	i’m pretty sure at this point you’ve collapsed both of its lungs
02:55:38:12	02:55:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so he’s not going to howl?
02:55:38:28	02:55:44:07	Jesse [GM]	so any ability to howl you’ve stunned it and its lungs are just like
02:55:42:11	02:55:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:55:46:03	02:55:47:04	Jesse [GM]	to its ribs, it’s like
02:55:47:19	02:55:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t touch my shister!
02:55:50:04	02:55:52:09	Jesse [GM]	but you have like seriously
02:55:52:08	02:55:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	Is it looking pretty bloody then? Like bleeding some purple goo? Alright.
02:55:53:12	02:55:58:01	Jesse [GM]	yeah purple goo dripping on the floor
02:55:59:21	02:56:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, nice hit.
02:55:59:27	02:56:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you.
02:56:00:29	02:56:02:02	Jesse [GM]	Eros, you’re next
02:56:01:24	02:56:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	purple goo bag oh hey it’s me excellent um i step back and i’m just kind of like really shaking a little bit and i noticed that i have this like new ability that i didn’t
02:56:13:18	02:56:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	really know that i had so i’m gonna cast shatter on this other one that looks like he’s
02:56:20:17	02:56:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	like turning towards not turning in yeah he’s not i was about to say he’s
02:56:21:04	02:56:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh boy!
02:56:22:05	02:56:23:28	Jesse [GM]	He sees you as well.
02:56:24:01	02:56:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	Wait!
02:56:25:29	02:56:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	not turning towards my friends he’s actually turning towards me so i got a power yes yes
02:56:30:11	02:56:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	Doesn’t shatter also create a lot of noise?
02:56:35:07	02:56:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay!
02:56:36:18	02:56:39:06	Chris [TBD]	but you do know that you’re the one about to cast it
02:56:40:28	02:56:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	new well and oh okay yeah we’re
02:56:44:24	02:56:48:06	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna look over at you and give you kind of
02:56:48:06	02:56:59:08	Chris [TBD]	because I have Shatter too
02:56:52:02	02:56:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	fine I’ll rethink that to not bring the
02:56:59:08	02:57:09:23	Chris [TBD]	and I can see what you’re trying to cast a loud noise erupts from a point of your choice within range
02:57:02:11	02:57:03:21	Jesse [GM]	What does Shatter do?
02:57:02:16	02:57:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	all oh it’s a thunder
02:57:09:23	02:57:14:04	Chris [TBD]	each creature in a temper radius sphere can center there, makes a constitution saving throw.
02:57:13:14	02:57:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	wanted to say the power of idios compels you just over and over and again while i cast it but that’s fine i won’t it’s it’s cool instead
02:57:17:16	02:57:22:05	Brin [Basil]	Thank goodness!
02:57:22:25	02:57:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	instead i’m gonna i’m going to turn to this one right here And I’m going to cast Minor Illusion on myself.
02:57:23:06	02:57:25:08	Chris [TBD]	It’s his version of shame. Shame.
02:57:31:20	02:57:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	And I want to turn myself into a hellhound, just like him.
02:57:31:25	02:57:32:20	Chris [TBD]	Think alike.
02:57:38:22	02:57:40:09	Jesse [GM]	Whoa, okay
02:57:40:28	02:57:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	So it does require him to make… No, I…
02:57:48:03	02:57:50:03	Chris [TBD]	You better hope this thing is not in heat.
02:57:49:03	02:57:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just one… Yeah. Well, you know, we’ll see if it’s a man.
02:57:50:08	02:58:00:06	Brin [Basil]	It was
02:57:57:10	02:57:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	I think you’re actually like
02:57:58:24	02:58:02:07	Chris [TBD]	I know it was a joke let’s move on. Let’s move up.
02:58:01:04	02:58:05:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’re making a lot of assumptions there, my friend And how
02:58:03:15	02:58:05:20	Chris [TBD]	It was a joke.
02:58:03:22	02:58:14:15	Jesse [GM]	okay wait but this thing they’ve seen you when you smash this stuff so when you shapeshift like it’s
02:58:09:28	02:58:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m like A shifter. I’m one of you
02:58:15:19	02:58:20:24	Jesse [GM]	your illusion uh like it’s it’s seen you before though so I don’t know
02:58:21:08	02:58:22:29	Chris [TBD]	Does it need to pass any sort of
02:58:22:16	02:58:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	Takes a study action to examine They have to examine me To see if the creature Can determine if it’s illusion It has to make a successful intelligent role
02:58:23:04	02:58:25:11	Brin [Basil]	What’s the intelligence on these things?
02:58:32:09	02:58:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	Of a DC-17 Because good luck
02:58:34:17	02:58:35:23	Chris [TBD]	Good luck.
02:58:37:05	02:58:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	saving against my dc yeah yeah rules as written my friend
02:58:38:24	02:58:41:04	Chris [TBD]	Hellhounds are probably not the smartest creatures.
02:58:41:18	02:58:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	oh no
02:58:48:05	02:58:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	well no i’m just saying like like yeah i understand they would see me but it’s just poof and then hey this is a friend i’m your friend okay did
02:58:58:17	02:58:58:22	Jesse [GM]	it
02:58:59:22	02:59:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	like does he make a 17 did he make the 17 yeah his new dice
02:59:04:05	02:59:12:10	Brin [Basil]	not the bone dice they’re actually good yeah
02:59:10:23	02:59:13:18	Steve [Nortle]	let’s get that lord of the rings one again
02:59:12:10	02:59:16:15	Brin [Basil]	and smashes dice a little bit
02:59:18:22	02:59:27:19	Jesse [GM]	um is perception does that fall under intelligence
02:59:19:26	02:59:22:26	Steve [Nortle]	tried to pass the curse along it
02:59:23:02	02:59:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	you know it’s a straight
02:59:27:19	02:59:35:07	Jesse [GM]	it’s a straight intelligence roll oof alright nope
02:59:28:24	02:59:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	intelligence roll okay all
02:59:38:03	02:59:39:22	Jesse [GM]	not even close
02:59:38:16	02:59:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	right so i i kind of like pulled a whole link like you know turning into a hound back and i just i’m gonna walk over and like then i’m going to turn on nortle
02:59:50:01	02:59:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	and basil like i’m on his side and then i’m just gonna growl and i’m gonna like run towards them
02:59:51:22	02:59:58:22	Brin [Basil]	pretend eat me that’d be awesome like straight up Zootopia
02:59:58:20	03:00:04:07	Steve [Nortle]	okay i feel like um i was so preoccupied i need to do a check to see if that
03:00:03:16	03:00:04:01	Chris [TBD]	Totally
03:00:04:26	03:00:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	so um i will do uh it was i’m not yeah i guess that’s what we need to do right yep
03:00:07:24	03:00:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	to make a dc 17 check as well to find out if i’m not a hellhound now
03:00:13:00	03:00:16:23	Jesse [GM]	great idea are you running towards them
03:00:16:05	03:00:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	22. yeah yeah no i i no problem
03:00:17:14	03:00:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
03:00:20:21	03:00:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	Just play it cool, man.
03:00:23:17	03:00:24:28	Chris [TBD]	Who’s a good boy?
03:00:23:17	03:00:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	well yes and i’m like yeah good job good job
03:00:25:26	03:00:27:16	Brin [Basil]	I got a 10.
03:00:27:22	03:00:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	You think I’m a hellhound?
03:00:34:02	03:00:36:16	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t see that one! I didn’nt know there was three!
03:00:36:18	03:00:37:17	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:00:36:26	03:00:40:22	Chris [TBD]	It’s like a clever girl moment right there. Comes up on her left,
03:00:38:29	03:00:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	Aww.
03:00:40:27	03:00:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Have a go.
03:00:42:16	03:00:49:01	Chris [TBD]	who knew that one line would become such a hit, you know?
03:00:43:23	03:00:52:27	Jesse [GM]	nice okay um so um
03:00:48:06	03:00:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	I know. Freaking Muldoon, Jurassic Park. Who knew?
03:00:51:08	03:00:52:07	Chris [TBD]	Clever girl.
03:00:52:27	03:00:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Clever girl.
03:00:52:27	03:01:04:14	Jesse [GM]	so the other veil hound you’ve you’ve convinced him that you’re a but he’s still on alert he still knows there was a big crash somewhere two crashes now right
03:00:55:16	03:00:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm, yeah.
03:01:02:07	03:01:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-mm, yep.
03:01:04:14	03:01:13:00	Jesse [GM]	um so he’s gonna kind of follow you he’s going to go investigate would you move him uh just across the aisle from where basil and nortle are
03:01:14:24	03:01:21:23	Jesse [GM]	uh other side of the ship over there a little a little over over there over there yeah yeah
03:01:18:21	03:01:22:00	Dave [Xeros]	It’s coming, it’s coming! Right there? Yep, okay.
03:01:21:23	03:01:27:26	Jesse [GM]	so it’s like in line of sight with basil and nortle okay um and that’s how much movement
03:01:24:11	03:01:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	Look at me, look at me!
03:01:27:26	03:01:34:25	Jesse [GM]	is that at 20 feet about from where he was so he’s about 10 more feet or so or well oh sorry
03:01:29:06	03:01:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:01:32:21	03:01:34:27	Dave [Xeros]	She was like peering around that stack of stuff.
03:01:37:08	03:01:44:20	Jesse [GM]	uh oh he has 50 feet okay yeah he can go there so when he comes around the corner
03:01:41:12	03:01:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay, so he can make it all the way
03:01:44:20	03:01:54:03	Jesse [GM]	he definitely sees basil and nortle yeah he’s coming for you guys okay um
03:01:47:05	03:01:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	Is he gonna move? Okay. I’m gonna try to warn him, but you know…
03:01:49:18	03:01:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	As a reaction, could you jump into him?
03:01:54:07	03:01:55:28	Brin [Basil]	don’t put it so close to me
03:01:57:00	03:01:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, I’m just waiting for an attack so I can cast Silvery
03:02:02:22	03:02:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	Does that destroy your illusion? What undoes the an illusion
03:02:07:15	03:02:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	um for minor illusion it’s it’s pretty it’s a lot of concentration no nope all i need is a bit of fleece which you know
03:02:09:24	03:02:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	if he interacts with it?
03:02:09:29	03:02:11:08	Chris [TBD]	It is…
03:02:13:11	03:02:14:20	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s not.
03:02:20:11	03:02:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	going to say belly button, but yeah that works too.
03:02:24:08	03:02:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	um
03:02:25:24	03:02:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	So no like all spells technically not all, but most of the spells have Yeah and
03:02:31:01	03:02:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	it’s we it’s really hard to yeah
03:02:32:22	03:02:34:21	Chris [TBD]	We’ve never ever used it.
03:02:36:21	03:02:42:25	Jesse [GM]	almost gone if that’s the case but you know their their cargo shorts at this point right
03:02:37:22	03:02:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah well no I mean like
03:02:39:08	03:02:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	The illusion is constantly They’re about to become cargo daisy dukes
03:02:41:25	03:02:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s fine
03:02:42:25	03:02:49:26	Jesse [GM]	right it’s it’s cutoffs but the pockets are still
03:02:45:05	03:02:46:10	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha ha!
03:02:46:09	03:02:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	my bags
03:02:49:22	03:02:50:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:02:49:23	03:03:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah totally yeah but like that’s the thing is my hands go in and they just keep going so like I could tuck into a ball if I wanted to. Like, Samus Powerball? Roll it? Yeah.
03:02:51:19	03:02:52:10	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha!
03:02:55:06	03:02:56:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh gosh!
03:02:55:24	03:03:06:11	Jesse [GM]	okay okay cool just cargo pockets free hanging cargo pocket okay so um as this thing is running
03:03:02:21	03:03:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	Otherwise, he’s going commando.
03:03:04:21	03:03:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s up to you.
03:03:06:11	03:03:11:17	Jesse [GM]	towards you it is it’s gonna howl it sees you and as it’s approaching it’s going to let that
03:03:10:26	03:03:11:15	Dave [Xeros]	Damnit Basil!
03:03:14:20	03:03:21:04	Brin [Basil]	Wait, is it coming up behind me? Can I freaking react on this thing and punch it right in the snout?
03:03:21:16	03:03:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	It depends. Do you have a reaction to do that?
03:03:24:09	03:03:27:14	Chris [TBD]	you’re within range if it leaves your range
03:03:25:01	03:03:26:16	Brin [Basil]	I might…I MIGHT!
03:03:28:16	03:03:29:10	Brin [Basil]	Give me one second
03:03:30:16	03:03:42:02	Jesse [GM]	think you probably see it coming because you are also looking at eros so you kind of caught this out of the periphery but yeah it’s coming for you bazlin it’s gonna make an attack on you
03:03:44:17	03:03:47:02	Jesse [GM]	first and foremost okay
03:03:46:17	03:03:47:04	Brin [Basil]	Fine
03:03:50:14	03:03:51:29	Brin [Basil]	Stupid piece of dog
03:03:54:29	03:04:03:03	Jesse [GM]	um the hounds they also have fun fact they have advantage on attack rolls against creatures if at least one of their allies is
03:04:03:03	03:04:14:08	Jesse [GM]	within five feet okay so when it reaches you basil the second one is within five so he will have advantage on his attack roll as well. So we’re going to see if he beats you
03:04:12:14	03:04:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, does anything happen to her AC when she goes
03:04:14:27	03:04:24:04	Chris [TBD]	yeah we did determine that something happened to our stats i don’t remember exactly what the
03:04:23:04	03:04:24:07	Dave [Xeros]	Was it like…
03:04:24:00	03:04:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	I would have to look it up. It has to do more with your movement speed and that’s what it was. Yeah, there were
03:04:29:00	03:04:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	I thought it was like we also did advantage. If you were small, people got advantage of the suit.
03:04:34:26	03:04:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	certain things. Do you want me to take a moment and look it out? Let me search it off in my shell.
03:04:37:21	03:04:38:09	Dave [Xeros]	Why yes?
03:04:42:06	03:04:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Go to your shell library.
03:04:42:08	03:04:45:13	Jesse [GM]	It! While you are
03:04:43:29	03:04:45:26	Steve [Nortle]	My head just slipped SHOOP!
03:04:45:09	03:04:46:27	Brin [Basil]	The shell calves
03:04:45:20	03:04:46:14	Chris [TBD]	shelves
03:04:47:04	03:04:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	The Shell Guys We will now go to the Shell Guys Three hours later
03:04:51:00	03:04:54:03	Chris [TBD]	It’s like what Sherlock Holmes does in his mine vault
03:04:56:16	03:04:56:28	Jesse [GM]	Okay
03:04:57:23	03:04:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	We’re all dead
03:05:00:28	03:05:02:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
03:05:02:01	03:05:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	You have advantage on- Oh, oh…
03:05:04:07	03:05:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	oh not anymore I guess
03:05:04:14	03:05:11:06	Brin [Basil]	the hellhounds are sitting back like the hyenas in the lion king picking their teeth of bones
03:05:10:24	03:05:20:14	Jesse [GM]	Okay, while you’re looking that up Well, no wait, we’ll wait a second Yeah, We’ll Wait A Second
03:05:20:25	03:05:28:04	Dave [Xeros]	has an advantage he’s not going to get double advantage in the future just continue so I’ll have him attack and we’ll find out
03:05:22:09	03:05:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just saying
03:05:27:24	03:05:37:13	Jesse [GM]	Well, there’s another because He’s Howled So I was just thinking about how it’s going to play out. But he does – so he’s going to try and bite you. Yeah, he’s going to try and bite
03:05:37:13	03:05:41:19	Jesse [GM]	Oh my! A 1
03:05:41:27	03:05:51:26	Brin [Basil]	wait really AC
03:05:45:24	03:05:46:06	Jesse [GM]	And
03:05:47:08	03:05:48:02	Jesse [GM]	a 17
03:05:49:02	03:05:49:29	Chris [TBD]	What’s your AC?
03:05:50:13	03:05:57:15	Dave [Xeros]	on the nat 1 something happens to the dog. Like, he tries to bite it and bites himself for hopefully, right?
03:05:51:00	03:05:51:04	Jesse [GM]	ya?
03:05:51:26	03:06:00:11	Brin [Basil]	is 15 or how about he
03:05:56:15	03:06:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	He bites the one whose lung is deflating
03:06:00:12	03:06:02:00	Jesse [GM]	He still Still
03:06:00:29	03:06:12:16	Brin [Basil]	bites can he bite my gauntlets and get because the stones will burn him I have
03:06:06:08	03:06:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	Or maybe it mutes him from his howl possibly.
03:06:09:23	03:06:15:03	Chris [TBD]	it’s up to you usually on a nat 1 some sort of consequence
03:06:11:29	03:06:12:11	Jesse [GM]	I’m
03:06:12:16	03:06:20:02	Brin [Basil]	oh they counteract yeah
03:06:13:12	03:06:17:05	Jesse [GM]	Because Has Advantage As Well Too So I’m Figuring Out Like How Does He
03:06:15:25	03:06:16:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:06:17:01	03:06:22:08	Chris [TBD]	oh well if he has advantage the 17 takes over
03:06:18:25	03:06:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well… Oh no, yeah so the 17 takes over No matter what. Okay I thought you were rolling for both of them.
03:06:20:02	03:06:29:08	Brin [Basil]	it does
03:06:22:17	03:06:28:18	Jesse [GM]	Okay okay cool no no no just the blue one yep yeah so 17 hits yeah
03:06:28:18	03:06:37:18	Jesse [GM]	okay then he’s gonna roll for damage okay um sweet
03:06:29:08	03:06:40:11	Brin [Basil]	hold on
03:06:40:11	03:06:44:03	Brin [Basil]	I need to throw up maybe I should throw my wall of force right now
03:06:44:18	03:06:44:21	Jesse [GM]	i
03:06:45:04	03:06:53:04	Brin [Basil]	oh oops I didn’t mean to say it like that It is reactive magic
03:06:47:11	03:06:50:17	Dave [Xeros]	have that as a reaction? Is your well-of-force reaction?
03:06:48:08	03:06:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	So actually,
03:06:55:13	03:07:03:03	Steve [Nortle]	all the rules as written would be you can’t use dash.
03:07:03:25	03:07:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	And you have disadvantage on your…
03:07:08:28	03:07:09:14	Steve [Nortle]	athletics.
03:07:10:01	03:07:10:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay
03:07:10:20	03:07:14:23	Steve [Nortle]	So, it doesn’t actually decrease how many… How fast to move.
03:07:15:00	03:07:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	You know it seems like those rules were specifically written for Bazel
03:07:15:06	03:07:19:00	Chris [TBD]	hard you hit it’s like ant man
03:07:20:01	03:07:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	And yet it was in Chris’s subplot, so…
03:07:23:14	03:07:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like, how can we nerf the only person that has athletics? Oh. We’ll do this.
03:07:31:08	03:07:41:22	Jesse [GM]	he’s going to bite you and he’s gonna do you eight damage his bite. Okay? And then as a bonus action the Veil Hound they have something akin to fire breath but we’re gonna call it veil
03:07:41:22	03:07:51:21	Jesse [GM]	breath uh so it’s not necessarily it’s like it’s going to have any effect on the veil powder but it will treat you guys it will react as like fire damaged
03:07:43:11	03:07:44:01	Brin [Basil]	Gross
03:07:51:21	03:08:02:16	Jesse [GM]	so everybody so basil and nordal and eros everybody within 15 feet um each of you need to make a dexterity saving
03:08:02:16	03:08:10:08	Jesse [GM]	throw see if you can get out of the way which you all obviously will
03:08:02:29	03:08:03:25	Chris [TBD]	I’m out.
03:08:04:18	03:08:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	Can you hand me my dice actually right over there?
03:08:10:18	03:08:16:06	Jesse [GM]	um and you need you need to oh what did you get
03:08:13:22	03:08:18:03	Brin [Basil]	Oh, finally.
03:08:17:20	03:08:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	For a dex, I got 10.
03:08:20:20	03:08:21:07	Brin [Basil]	21.
03:08:23:03	03:08:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Dex A.
03:08:23:18	03:08:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	I was in my shell. I didn’t see the attack coming.
03:08:25:20	03:08:26:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh no!
03:08:26:01	03:08:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh 15.
03:08:27:24	03:08:38:14	Jesse [GM]	okay uh yeah you succeeded yep okay um so oh you’re lucky okay so um steve you’re gonna take
03:08:41:26	03:08:46:03	Steve [Nortle]	So, I take the full and the other two take half usually for a
03:08:46:02	03:08:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but would he be lashing out of his own kind because I’m
03:08:50:14	03:08:51:07	Jesse [GM]	half damage
03:08:53:19	03:08:55:05	Jesse [GM]	what do i roll for this sorry
03:08:56:17	03:08:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s whatever the stat sheet
03:08:58:29	03:09:05:05	Steve [Nortle]	think it was just 1d4 um i seem to recall yeah what
03:09:01:20	03:09:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	no actually think it was 1d4 divided by 2
03:09:04:27	03:09:13:06	Jesse [GM]	sure that’s what it is actually it’s no dice at all the two-sided dice one or a zero
03:09:11:12	03:09:12:04	Dave [Xeros]	1d0
03:09:11:25	03:09:14:13	Brin [Basil]	You have to play rock, paper, scissors.
03:09:14:25	03:09:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	and you can only play rock
03:09:17:15	03:09:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	he’s trying to kill us
03:09:21:04	03:09:21:22	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:09:24:05	03:09:33:26	Jesse [GM]	is this like this seems a little excessive but it says 5d6 is that per person that’s the total
03:09:29:29	03:09:37:16	Brin [Basil]	That herb, that’s just the total in there is a total and then you can take time to eat.
03:09:31:23	03:09:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	that’s just total each one of us would take 5d6 except for me
03:09:38:00	03:09:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	so yeah so the total if the total is 20 then i take 20 and they take 10 because they kind of dodged out of the way a little bit.
03:09:44:21	03:09:45:07	Jesse [GM]	it divides
03:09:45:19	03:09:46:15	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no.
03:09:45:29	03:09:49:10	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no. Because they succeeded and they get half damage
03:09:48:11	03:09:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	We just get half damage like he Yeah, yeah, he
03:09:51:07	03:09:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	so I would take 20.
03:09:53:28	03:09:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	He pops out of his shell library And is like hey guys
03:09:54:08	03:09:54:19	Brin [Basil]	Ten?
03:09:54:29	03:09:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m fine.
03:09:58:16	03:10:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I got it guys and then it’s just like in a cartoon where my face is all this ash except for my eyes as I blink
03:10:08:23	03:10:11:14	Jesse [GM]	sorry about that you’re kind of on fire right now
03:10:11:16	03:10:11:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
03:10:11:21	03:10:13:20	Brin [Basil]	He just said sorry about that
03:10:13:08	03:10:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	Purple fire It’s all the wax just started on He’s like a candle now
03:10:18:21	03:10:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s oil based
03:10:19:14	03:10:21:01	Brin [Basil]	It’s extra spicy
03:10:20:09	03:10:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:10:22:03	03:10:30:21	Jesse [GM]	it’s extremely flammatory yeah yeah you should have read the can when they’re spraying it on your shelf okay all right
03:10:28:09	03:10:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	got the animal sex
03:10:30:01	03:10:42:22	Steve [Nortle]	do not put in your open flame for at least 24 hours what do
03:10:33:25	03:10:41:04	Jesse [GM]	okay so and then as that’s happening um can you get two more oh yeah i can reach them
03:10:42:22	03:10:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	we need
03:10:42:27	03:10:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	you need
03:10:44:22	03:10:57:21	Jesse [GM]	we’re gonna use our turtle boys yep so there’s
03:10:44:27	03:10:46:16	Brin [Basil]	Was it because he howled?
03:10:54:27	03:10:57:02	Chris [TBD]	come down like two different sets of stairs?
03:10:57:21	03:11:06:18	Jesse [GM]	like uh you know how uh like this thing here in middle of ship right um there’s sort of like yeah whatever it’s called they drop down the stairs
03:11:00:28	03:11:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the galley way
03:11:00:29	03:11:01:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:11:06:18	03:11:12:15	Jesse [GM]	through that okay so they’re in the middle area when they come down so now there’s two more
03:11:07:12	03:11:08:05	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
03:11:12:15	03:11:23:24	Jesse [GM]	opponents who have been alerted to your presence and they see one of you on fire cool okay it is
03:11:20:23	03:11:25:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah do you think they’ll lay off that guy The one that’s on fire?
03:11:26:24	03:11:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	Can they start on fire if we get close to them?
03:11:27:01	03:11:34:01	Steve [Nortle]	are they is that their action so they’re done for the round or are they entering into the initiative you’re
03:11:33:28	03:11:40:07	Jesse [GM]	they’re gonna go after TBD it’s gonna be tbds turn and then they’re well they’re down
03:11:41:23	03:11:46:20	Jesse [GM]	um they enter i guess can i do that can they enter battle and then it’s your turn
03:11:48:15	03:11:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	the boss
03:11:48:17	03:11:50:20	Chris [TBD]	You’re the boss, yeah. You can do it however you want.
03:11:51:06	03:11:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	We do need a really cool street fighter graphic that says Dalsim’s entered the fight.
03:11:56:20	03:11:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	don’t seem
03:11:57:27	03:11:58:18	Jesse [GM]	didn’t make one of those
03:11:58:14	03:12:00:09	Chris [TBD]	Usually what would happen…
03:11:58:21	03:11:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:11:59:29	03:12:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	unprepared unprepared dm
03:12:02:17	03:12:10:00	Chris [TBD]	If people come into the fight usually they get put at the end of the initiative order. Usually, yeah.
03:12:05:29	03:12:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, at the end of the initiative order.
03:12:10:11	03:12:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	if you really want to punish us then that’s a good way to do it
03:12:13:09	03:12:15:25	Brin [Basil]	If you really, if you really want to commit murder.
03:12:16:21	03:12:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think Garb.
03:12:17:15	03:12:23:08	Jesse [GM]	i mean we’re we’re basically at the hand you know or uh midway through that we’re going to throw them in the middle.
03:12:22:29	03:12:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yep, alright.
03:12:23:14	03:12:24:10	Chris [TBD]	Alright, cool.
03:12:24:21	03:12:30:14	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, just chalk it off into an experience. You guys died because I said so.
03:12:27:17	03:12:28:17	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s all good.
03:12:28:22	03:12:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	Go.
03:12:31:12	03:12:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	Just have them all have power word kill. Just jump down?
03:12:33:15	03:12:44:26	Steve [Nortle]	oh before just so happened with pirate hats
03:12:34:28	03:12:40:25	Jesse [GM]	One of them, fun fact one of them is a tortle honestly one of the pirates that they’ve made yeah he is
03:12:43:08	03:12:43:22	Jesse [GM]	perfect
03:12:44:26	03:12:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	We tortles love our hats, apparently.
03:12:48:06	03:12:49:14	Jesse [GM]	They’re insecure about their
03:12:50:05	03:12:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	The lack of follicles is a little embarrassing in a world like this.
03:12:52:19	03:12:53:05	Chris [TBD]	So
03:12:56:05	03:12:59:19	Chris [TBD]	tell me what these two hellhounds look like as far as
03:12:59:19	03:13:12:18	Chris [TBD]	like uh help goes you said one of them was pretty bloodied i’m seven
03:13:05:16	03:13:11:17	Jesse [GM]	yeah the purple one is like you didn’t necessarily maybe see it because the crates again they’re kind of just below
03:13:05:20	03:13:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	is pretty bloody
03:13:12:18	03:13:20:19	Chris [TBD]	feet tall what are you talking about yeah yeah
03:13:14:04	03:13:25:20	Jesse [GM]	you can see it but you definitely heard Nortle’s attack and you heard it like just you heard like you know that like sick hurt puppy thing like oh yeah like you know exactly what happened over there so the purple line is definitely like about
03:13:20:19	03:13:28:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah okay awesome um
03:13:20:27	03:13:24:04	Brin [Basil]	Some cracking rips.
03:13:27:01	03:13:27:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:13:28:11	03:13:35:27	Chris [TBD]	and then yeah i’ll just do that i’m going to walk around
03:13:37:01	03:13:42:28	Chris [TBD]	to where basil and nordal are and i’m gonna kind of stomp towards it
03:13:44:01	03:13:44:21	Steve [Nortle]	how you’re walking.
03:13:46:22	03:13:58:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m moseying over. I’m walking up to it and I want to look kind of intimidating and I’m going to reach down with a shocking grasp grab it by its collar and say,
03:13:54:14	03:13:55:22	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh
03:13:58:05	03:13:58:23	Chris [TBD]	Bad Doggy!
03:13:58:28	03:13:59:24	Steve [Nortle]	collar!
03:13:59:00	03:13:59:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:13:59:14	03:14:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	This one right here
03:14:01:06	03:14:02:12	Chris [TBD]	No, the purple one.
03:14:02:13	03:14:06:09	Brin [Basil]	His shock collar? Oh, they’re making me happy.
03:14:05:13	03:14:13:02	Jesse [GM]	nordal is like on fire as well so you might have to i don’t know does he have to like sneak by you or anything i think these flames could spread to
03:14:14:02	03:14:21:14	Chris [TBD]	I mean, it might start my cape on fire but I want it to look intimidating, right?
03:14:16:27	03:14:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s just more epic for TBD.
03:14:23:08	03:14:26:14	Chris [TBD]	All gone down whatever he says
03:14:25:13	03:14:26:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:14:27:06	03:14:29:10	Steve [Nortle]	DREAD PIRATE ROBBERTS!
03:14:27:11	03:14:28:21	Brin [Basil]	Good climate war!
03:14:29:01	03:14:32:26	Dave [Xeros]	There will be no survivors.
03:14:31:09	03:14:33:14	Steve [Nortle]	DUDO SURVIVANCE
03:14:32:20	03:14:37:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, good. Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:14:34:04	03:14:44:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh. Literally instantly, I know. Also, another movie that I could not stop watching as a kid.
03:14:34:06	03:14:35:21	Jesse [GM]	good enough because we all knew what
03:14:41:20	03:14:42:14	Chris [TBD]	Absolutely
03:14:45:26	03:14:48:22	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, reach down and
03:14:54:14	03:15:05:24	Chris [TBD]	so this is going to be an attack Lightning springs from you to a creature that you try to touch make a melee spell attack against target
03:15:05:24	03:15:13:22	Chris [TBD]	it which is a 19 plus 7 so 26 to hit and that’s
03:15:08:29	03:15:09:08	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
03:15:11:14	03:15:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Can you point out how this chain reaction happens on these guys real quick?
03:15:12:25	03:15:13:17	Brin [Basil]	Yep
03:15:13:22	03:15:25:14	Chris [TBD]	a is it a chain reaction because i’d love it to be no i just said lightning springs forth to a creature that you try and touch
03:15:23:12	03:15:28:05	Jesse [GM]	know if Eros is a hellhound or not but
03:15:25:18	03:15:26:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, got it.
03:15:28:11	03:15:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	He’s not trying to touch me though guys.
03:15:29:03	03:15:39:24	Chris [TBD]	uh don’t because i don’t think i saw it happen so so no no there’s no chain reaction he said chain reaction. There’s no chain reaction
03:15:31:11	03:15:33:24	Jesse [GM]	there’s a chain reaction it’s gonna go from one to the other is what you’re saying
03:15:37:10	03:15:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	I did, it was my fault.
03:15:39:24	03:15:48:06	Chris [TBD]	I wish there was a chain reaction Yeah, so I’m going to reach down, grab him it hits with 26 and you take
03:15:50:00	03:15:53:09	Chris [TBD]	1v8 of damage please be high
03:15:53:28	03:15:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	HAH
03:15:55:28	03:15:56:11	Brin [Basil]	didn’t.
03:15:56:07	03:16:00:11	Chris [TBD]	One point of damage It’s more like I just rubbed my hands together and just kind of
03:15:59:13	03:16:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a static chop
03:16:01:08	03:16:01:28	Jesse [GM]	shock it
03:16:01:14	03:16:02:16	Chris [TBD]	static shocked him
03:16:02:25	03:16:05:17	Brin [Basil]	He didn’t pick up his feet as he walked over.
03:16:05:10	03:16:07:14	Jesse [GM]	i really wish that was enough to kill it
03:16:07:08	03:16:09:07	Chris [TBD]	I do too! That’s what I was going for
03:16:10:05	03:16:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh damn
03:16:10:24	03:16:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	when did they start having, stop having carpet on boats
03:16:11:06	03:16:12:17	Brin [Basil]	Everything started…
03:16:13:29	03:16:18:21	Brin [Basil]	You probably get the contestant now.
03:16:15:19	03:16:17:11	Dave [Xeros]	rub your feet all in the ground
03:16:18:21	03:16:21:14	Jesse [GM]	dang 26 to hit and one damage
03:16:21:14	03:16:31:22	Chris [TBD]	One damage, man. That’s how it goes in D&D, man. It would have been! And then
03:16:25:06	03:16:27:04	Jesse [GM]	that’s super cool
03:16:26:25	03:16:27:23	Steve [Nortle]	Swingy.
03:16:29:01	03:16:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	Swingey!
03:16:32:13	03:16:33:27	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to
03:16:35:01	03:16:43:09	Chris [TBD]	maybe for my bonus action, do you think if I backed up and kind of baited it into attacking something would happen? Maybe
03:16:44:29	03:16:46:22	Dave [Xeros]	master at it so i say yes
03:16:48:08	03:16:54:21	Chris [TBD]	I wonder if there’s a way I could draw it away and cause it to have an attack of opportunity for these two. You get what I’m saying?
03:16:54:19	03:16:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	it have to move but is it his turn it has to be his turn in order for
03:16:59:28	03:17:03:02	Chris [TBD]	So if I backed up, it wouldn’t follow me. Okay.
03:17:04:03	03:17:06:24	Chris [TBD]	No worries. Well actually I think…
03:17:08:23	03:17:20:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, you know what? Actually on a successful hit it says here lightning damage right It takes 1d8 lightning damage and it can’t make opportunity attacks
03:17:20:04	03:17:24:05	Chris [TBD]	until the start of this next turn so I am going to back up back to where I was
03:17:26:21	03:17:31:14	Chris [TBD]	stop away the exact same way. You have been warned!
03:17:32:04	03:17:33:15	Dave [Xeros]	don’t make me do it again
03:17:33:14	03:17:34:24	Chris [TBD]	I’ll do it a guess!
03:17:36:18	03:17:46:09	Jesse [GM]	okay all right it’s jaykin’s turn um and jaykins saw these other pirates drop down from the upper deck
03:17:45:01	03:17:54:12	Chris [TBD]	By the way, it can’t do any opportunity attacks until the start of its next turn so you two get away
03:17:50:28	03:17:53:18	Steve [Nortle]	Which will be after Jaikin’s.
03:17:55:09	03:18:00:24	Chris [TBD]	if you have a turn before it has a turn which doesn’t sound like he did
03:17:55:12	03:17:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, because it’s turned…
03:17:59:00	03:18:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but It’s at the bottom of the order, right? Because that Veilhound moved But that one hasn’t
03:18:05:24	03:18:07:00	Chris [TBD]	Makes sense
03:18:07:11	03:18:14:12	Jesse [GM]	oh um yeah okay so um jaykins
03:18:14:12	03:18:23:16	Jesse [GM]	is she sees these other pirates um and she knows that they also they can like potentially sound another alarm they’re kind of like the first line of defense
03:18:24:05	03:18:27:23	Jesse [GM]	but if like the threat’s too big they could potentially you know make some noise and call
03:18:27:23	03:18:38:08	Jesse [GM]	some more friends to help and we don’t want that so yeah like
03:18:31:24	03:18:41:00	Dave [Xeros]	a bubble of force is what we need that stops anyone from speaking from inside of it. Like a fishbowl, I guess we do.
03:18:38:08	03:18:46:05	Jesse [GM]	a fishbowl okay so
03:18:38:23	03:18:39:26	Chris [TBD]	Do we have that?
03:18:40:07	03:18:42:03	Brin [Basil]	Yes, It’s in my fist
03:18:40:26	03:18:43:08	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah. Oh, sweet!
03:18:41:00	03:18:45:03	Dave [Xeros]	She just needs to swap in the opals
03:18:45:25	03:18:48:06	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I have already…I have Bill Poulsen for sure.
03:18:47:20	03:18:52:13	Jesse [GM]	a cantrip she has mage hand she’s going to use mage hen on one of them it’s just gonna fly over
03:18:54:14	03:18:56:12	Chris [TBD]	Can you hurt people with Mage Hand?
03:18:57:14	03:18:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	depends on what mage hand you have. Yep.
03:18:58:16	03:19:04:28	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah The harmful Mage Hand I didn’t know this
03:18:59:24	03:19:04:09	Jesse [GM]	we’re gonna say jacen’s has the harmful nation okay because i didn’t know there were different types
03:19:02:22	03:19:03:11	Steve [Nortle]	And
03:19:02:28	03:19:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah. There’s like different levels. Like once you get to one point you can actually do more with it but
03:19:08:22	03:19:12:19	Jesse [GM]	She’s pretty loaded. She’s like up a few levels I don’t know what happened
03:19:12:29	03:19:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what happens when you’re gainfully employed as opposed to just
03:19:15:06	03:19:20:23	Jesse [GM]	Exactly, yeah she’s been busy
03:19:15:18	03:19:21:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah
03:19:16:23	03:19:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what happens when you go play with another D&D group with the exact same character. That’s What Happens
03:19:16:24	03:19:26:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, yeah, I think it’s pronounced traitor is how it said.
03:19:20:19	03:19:21:08	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
03:19:22:22	03:19:23:07	Jesse [GM]	Okay
03:19:23:06	03:19:24:24	Chris [TBD]	Hopefully she’s still watching
03:19:26:06	03:19:29:19	Jesse [GM]	Yep So yeah she is going to
03:19:31:21	03:19:37:23	Jesse [GM]	attack well cut off that guy’s airway so he can’t yell and then she’s going to dart towards the red one
03:19:38:10	03:19:40:17	Chris [TBD]	She is still watching. She just said back off.
03:19:41:12	03:19:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want to move her over there to the red one?
03:19:44:01	03:19:47:02	Jesse [GM]	for a bonus action she has two weapon fighting
03:19:47:22	03:19:58:11	Brin [Basil]	Hailey, I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry! She
03:19:50:16	03:19:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	I did Haley
03:19:53:23	03:20:05:25	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh okay so she’s gonna try um
03:19:57:09	03:20:00:06	Chris [TBD]	Wait, she doesn’t need to if she’s got Mage Hand.
03:19:58:11	03:20:00:15	Brin [Basil]	just said you’re welcome
03:20:02:25	03:20:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	i know thank you thank you for helping there hayley
03:20:05:25	03:20:09:08	Jesse [GM]	they haven’t seen her yet so is this like an opportunity or advantage
03:20:09:27	03:20:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s it’s like you’re coming out of she’s a rogue right so she has sneak attack advantage on
03:20:13:13	03:20:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	yeah which adds 1d6 damage oh
03:20:15:06	03:20:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	this yeah well depends on what on what level she is she could have three sneak attack dice or four
03:20:17:29	03:20:18:12	Jesse [GM]	damage
03:20:19:22	03:20:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s true.
03:20:22:12	03:20:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	hayley how many sneak tech dice do you have now okay so it should say on her sheet how many
03:20:23:26	03:20:34:10	Jesse [GM]	she’s a rogue seven sneak attack 46 all right
03:20:28:24	03:20:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	sneak attack die she has 46 there you go so if she hits so she’s attacking with advantage
03:20:36:20	03:20:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	and then if she gets an additional 46 damage on that yep so so she attacks with advantage
03:20:41:21	03:20:42:25	Brin [Basil]	Wait what?
03:20:42:05	03:20:53:18	Jesse [GM]	oh okay so attack with advantage damage with yeah yeah
03:20:47:05	03:20:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	whatever like uh weapon she’s using that’s the regular damage and then your sneak attack
03:20:50:16	03:20:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	Probably a 1d4 because she’s got daggers
03:20:53:18	03:21:00:08	Jesse [GM]	so she’s using her yeah he’s using your daggers to try and silence this guy uh she has a plus seven that was a 13
03:20:54:19	03:21:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	Well if you’ve got advantage on her
03:21:05:21	03:21:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	You’ve got one roll more anyway
03:21:08:29	03:21:17:24	Jesse [GM]	forgot what this guy’s ac oh it’s a 17th actually to wait wait wait hold on
03:21:10:11	03:21:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	ac is oh what the how that’s
03:21:17:12	03:21:18:27	Steve [Nortle]	way Haley forgives everyone but Dave
03:21:17:24	03:21:29:10	Jesse [GM]	sorry nope 14 what did i just say 13 13 okay yep oh my gosh okay so then she gets
03:21:19:11	03:21:25:05	Dave [Xeros]	that’s hurtful and unnecessary hayley i see you
03:21:31:13	03:21:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	4d6 plus whatever her weapon is.
03:21:34:04	03:21:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	what is her weapon attack
03:21:36:16	03:21:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	So that should be like 1d4 plus, 1d6 plus yes.
03:21:37:03	03:21:47:18	Jesse [GM]	is 1d6 or sorry 1d4 plus four plus the 46 son of a cool so six
03:21:47:18	03:21:58:08	Jesse [GM]	plus 16 22 22 points of damage on this guy so she’s going right for the throat she knows they’re
03:21:58:08	03:22:07:27	Jesse [GM]	gonna set off some other kind of alarm or something because that she’s just gonna like annihilate the vocal cords yep it’s sliced okay so yeah they’ve both been silenced
03:22:02:26	03:22:03:22	Chris [TBD]	Lice!
03:22:05:08	03:22:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	jacens does it she gets you from behind.
03:22:07:27	03:22:12:14	Jesse [GM]	they both cannot sound any other alarms right now
03:22:07:29	03:22:13:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, she attended the Red Wedding.
03:22:09:04	03:22:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	Did she learn that in the brothel?
03:22:10:21	03:22:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	She did, actually.
03:22:13:22	03:22:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Every time someone comes in like I’m going to get you from beyond and she just kind of learns stuff.
03:22:14:25	03:22:14:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
03:22:22:04	03:22:24:13	Brin [Basil]	That’s often said in a row.
03:22:24:00	03:22:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna stab you in the back!
03:22:26:29	03:22:28:02	Brin [Basil]	Stop please!
03:22:29:28	03:22:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	I love you Haley. We miss you.
03:22:32:20	03:22:33:16	Steve [Nortle]	It’s true.
03:22:34:04	03:22:36:13	Brin [Basil]	There’s still room on this table.
03:22:37:15	03:22:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	For another female to play.
03:22:38:19	03:22:42:15	Brin [Basil]	Please! I am begging you.
03:22:40:25	03:22:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	right here and it would be, yeah we’d have to like figure out the camera situation but Hayley you’d be right here
03:22:42:09	03:22:44:17	Chris [TBD]	I don’t think it could You’d block this guy
03:22:44:17	03:23:01:03	Chris [TBD]	Well, I thought
03:22:48:19	03:22:54:17	Jesse [GM]	um and then it is our uh second veil hounds turn
03:22:48:29	03:22:51:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh, please…
03:22:58:03	03:23:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	so she went up right up behind him do you want to move her?
03:23:01:03	03:23:02:17	Chris [TBD]	she did that with The mage hand
03:23:03:02	03:23:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	no she was choking him with a mage hand then she attacked
03:23:04:23	03:23:05:23	Chris [TBD]	Okay
03:23:06:20	03:23:07:23	Jesse [GM]	gonna be right up behind him
03:23:06:28	03:23:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	she was trying to stop it from screaming
03:23:07:04	03:23:08:16	Chris [TBD]	The red one
03:23:09:26	03:23:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	and then she got it in the back
03:23:10:16	03:23:21:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah silenced him okay oh yeah so we are to our purple
03:23:21:24	03:23:26:14	Jesse [GM]	this guy
03:23:22:16	03:23:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	Correct.
03:23:24:28	03:23:26:17	Chris [TBD]	Not dead yet
03:23:28:02	03:23:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	badly burnt
03:23:28:17	03:23:30:16	Chris [TBD]	I think he’ll go for a walk.
03:23:29:05	03:23:34:24	Steve [Nortle]	And slightly slightly shocked its hair is kind of a little on end
03:23:35:00	03:23:40:12	Jesse [GM]	Basil it’s gonna attempt
03:23:35:14	03:23:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got enough shock power as he
03:23:36:10	03:23:43:04	Brin [Basil]	What the hell?
03:23:44:14	03:23:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	snack size so who’s that you know
03:23:46:20	03:23:48:24	Chris [TBD]	Snack attack, just do a snack attack!
03:23:48:08	03:23:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	almost dead Pack tactics
03:23:48:20	03:23:55:28	Jesse [GM]	he’s within five feet he’s within five foot of his other partner there so does have advantage again on his attack roll
03:23:58:27	03:24:00:25	Chris [TBD]	Red Vines equals… wait, Red Bull
03:24:02:00	03:24:05:07	Chris [TBD]	Dr. Pep, Mr. Pit and Red Vine equals crazy delicious!
03:24:04:11	03:24:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	goes crazy delicious that’s a mr piben some basil
03:24:06:29	03:24:15:09	Jesse [GM]	an 18 right uh or sorry no no i’m sorry 16 yours
03:24:09:05	03:24:11:01	Chris [TBD]	You know what that means, snack attack?
03:24:11:05	03:24:14:02	Brin [Basil]	Do I, do I need to use my wall of force right now?
03:24:15:24	03:24:16:08	Brin [Basil]	Fifteen.
03:24:16:11	03:24:22:09	Jesse [GM]	oh 15 okay sorry yeah 16 okay um yeah so he’s gonna bite you again
03:24:23:08	03:24:23:22	Brin [Basil]	Wonderful.
03:24:25:03	03:24:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	she’s like a hot dog like a nice nice little coney just a little hairy you’re gonna get some uh something you’re going to bleed into your white fur there
03:24:29:27	03:24:30:25	Chris [TBD]	Coney dog
03:24:41:20	03:24:43:01	Dave [Xeros]	going to cast a um
03:24:44:18	03:24:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	uh i’m gonna i’m wanna do uh silvery bobs on that one so she doesn’t take too much
03:24:51:13	03:25:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	so let’s take a look shall we is that all right can I can I can I silvery bops it can I okay well
03:25:00:08	03:25:02:10	Jesse [GM]	are you asking no
03:25:03:05	03:25:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:25:04:10	03:25:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	all right i’m i am going to cast this i’m gonna cast silvery barbs um
03:25:04:15	03:25:10:18	Jesse [GM]	i heard a question mark i don’t think it works on water i think it’s in the writing
03:25:09:28	03:25:12:12	Steve [Nortle]	It doesn’t work on me.
03:25:12:03	03:25:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	all right so i magically distract the triggering creature into momentary uncertainty and to encouragement for another uh creature if the triggering feature must re-roll the d20
03:25:21:01	03:25:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	and use the lower roll so i’m giving you disadvantage yeah
03:25:24:22	03:25:29:26	Jesse [GM]	do i still get to add my modifier to the attack yeah
03:25:28:28	03:25:35:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah okay you still
03:25:31:25	03:25:39:04	Jesse [GM]	wow 24 the lower roll but i did a disadvantage
03:25:35:18	03:25:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	got it no that was it this is like yeah so you’re taking the two rolls at pad and you You succeeded on both, so. I tried Basil noticed that I’m good
03:25:41:24	03:25:42:27	Jesse [GM]	oh i see
03:25:43:29	03:25:52:13	Jesse [GM]	the real win of the day is that we beat so three bars
03:25:47:05	03:25:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	not an actual hellhound
03:25:52:13	03:25:57:02	Jesse [GM]	thanks for joining us everybody
03:25:53:10	03:25:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	our team effort good job everybody
03:25:55:09	03:25:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	Good job
03:25:57:11	03:25:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	That’s it
03:25:57:19	03:25:59:26	Brin [Basil]	The only time I didn’t mind it.
03:26:00:01	03:26:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the cliffhanger Join us next time so we can try to beat it again
03:26:06:11	03:26:17:22	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah sorry you take the damage okay okay cool all right um oh my gosh our pirate friends have got to do something now
03:26:08:15	03:26:10:16	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, don’t worry, I already marked it.
03:26:14:18	03:26:25:22	Chris [TBD]	how badly are you hurt oh you’re okay not actually you’re pretty hurt i’ve got some stuff here
03:26:20:13	03:26:21:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m pretty hurt, yeah.
03:26:22:01	03:26:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Fine
03:26:27:09	03:26:29:14	Brin [Basil]	And I do have a lot of healing on my own, and I’ll be alright.
03:26:27:22	03:26:37:09	Jesse [GM]	okay uh one of our pirate fans uh is going to well the choking what i’m trying
03:26:34:08	03:26:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	The choking one or the bleeding one?
03:26:37:09	03:26:52:18	Jesse [GM]	to decide i think he needs to take an action to try and get out of the mage hand those comments
03:26:40:08	03:26:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	Probably a constitution
03:26:43:03	03:26:45:19	Chris [TBD]	so this one’s being choked
03:26:45:19	03:26:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	honestly something else she learned in the broth is a whole choking thing right
03:26:52:18	03:27:02:29	Jesse [GM]	are getting pretty loud hailey’s gonna be typing with fury okay uh okay so he has to beat so sorry
03:26:58:02	03:26:59:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:27:02:29	03:27:09:07	Jesse [GM]	remind me constitution save uh his is 12 so it’s uh or he has
03:27:13:07	03:27:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	whatever her
03:27:15:03	03:27:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	DC is
03:27:15:20	03:27:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	you’ll be quiet
03:27:16:09	03:27:17:11	Chris [TBD]	you be quiet
03:27:17:23	03:27:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	listen if you want to be part of this party you show up and sit at the table and tell me what to do you actually can’t do anything
03:27:22:19	03:27:23:15	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
03:27:28:25	03:27:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	well actually she could stop watching and then our viewership would crash
03:27:31:11	03:27:32:27	Dave [Xeros]	don’t do that! Okay, I’ll be nice.
03:27:32:02	03:27:35:16	Chris [TBD]	it would happen
03:27:33:15	03:27:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	it would have it
03:27:35:13	03:27:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	I will hack the stream!
03:27:38:04	03:27:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	sorry jess what were you
03:27:39:02	03:27:42:24	Jesse [GM]	i find it sorry the constitution save that he has
03:27:43:08	03:27:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	it would be against her spell saving throw
03:27:45:20	03:27:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. So what is her constitution?
03:27:48:04	03:27:49:09	Chris [TBD]	what is your
03:27:55:26	03:27:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s just a straight roll then.
03:27:55:29	03:27:57:17	Chris [TBD]	so it’s just a trickle
03:27:57:27	03:28:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	no for her it should be on the spell page yeah, it should be right there so that’s what
03:28:05:05	03:28:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh are you talking about the spell save DC?
03:28:09:18	03:28:12:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a target you’re shooting for uh huh
03:28:10:28	03:28:12:12	Jesse [GM]	14 see if he gets out of it
03:28:11:19	03:28:12:04	Dave [Xeros]	Fourteen
03:28:13:18	03:28:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	Four…
03:28:14:29	03:28:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	if his constitution is 12 but 16 isn’t enough
03:28:17:05	03:28:18:18	Chris [TBD]	There’s no way.
03:28:19:20	03:28:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	I think your dice are rigged.
03:28:20:02	03:28:22:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah okay that’s his action
03:28:23:28	03:28:28:20	Chris [TBD]	He got cursed bone dice.
03:28:24:00	03:28:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	never rolling well to rolling well all the time
03:28:25:17	03:28:36:07	Jesse [GM]	okay let’s see unless he has a bonus action he does not have any bonus actions but he can move Will you move the gray pirate?
03:28:30:02	03:28:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	We’re getting boned.
03:28:34:11	03:28:35:01	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
03:28:37:02	03:28:40:04	Jesse [GM]	He’s going to come over here To kind of a commotion
03:28:43:12	03:28:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, brother. Hey, bro.
03:28:45:09	03:28:47:28	Jesse [GM]	Yeah That’s probably about 30 feet
03:28:47:14	03:28:53:22	Steve [Nortle]	ignores his bleeding friend just walks right past. He’s like, I’m curious about the dog.
03:28:52:23	03:28:54:18	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, he is dead
03:28:53:12	03:28:55:10	Jesse [GM]	What does he have to be To your illusion
03:28:56:14	03:28:58:13	Brin [Basil]	The guy has gotta be dead
03:28:57:07	03:28:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	DC-17?
03:28:58:10	03:28:58:25	Jesse [GM]	17
03:28:58:28	03:28:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	intelligent?
03:28:59:20	03:29:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	Intelligence?
03:29:01:01	03:29:02:00	Jesse [GM]	Whoa, nope
03:29:01:13	03:29:03:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s just a shell with no head.
03:29:03:10	03:29:06:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay He thinks you’re also a hellhound Or a veil hound
03:29:05:11	03:29:14:22	Brin [Basil]	She decapitated The only place she could get is his neck, honestly
03:29:07:04	03:29:08:09	Chris [TBD]	Bite him!
03:29:08:21	03:29:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	stabbing him in the back through his shell, I guess. That is quite a bad.
03:29:15:19	03:29:33:12	Brin [Basil]	What if
03:29:16:04	03:29:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	She knows from hanging out with me that you have to step down.
03:29:20:09	03:29:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	Down through the spine.
03:29:22:10	03:29:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like a Vulcan neck pinch but with swords.
03:29:23:22	03:29:31:09	Jesse [GM]	He’s gunna try and make an attack On Jaykins real quick Whoa. Yep, 19 plus 5.
03:29:31:08	03:29:31:29	Chris [TBD]	That’ll hit.
03:29:33:03	03:29:34:13	Jesse [GM]	Sorry. Yeah.
03:29:33:05	03:29:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	trying to kill us, aren’t you? Like what are the stats on these things?
03:29:33:12	03:29:46:14	Brin [Basil]	they accidentally kill
03:29:35:22	03:29:39:05	Jesse [GM]	Haley, sorry you’re going to take 1d4 plus 3 piercing damage.
03:29:40:29	03:29:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Stabbed.
03:29:41:27	03:29:45:18	Jesse [GM]	Not very much but you’re going to be staying up. Oh wow!
03:29:44:24	03:29:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	One.
03:29:46:14	03:29:50:01	Brin [Basil]	her character in this? She wouldn’t be able to use it
03:29:47:15	03:29:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she can’t use it from there on out
03:29:49:28	03:29:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah! Oh!
03:29:50:04	03:29:50:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
03:29:51:22	03:29:52:17	Jesse [GM]	Uh oh.
03:29:52:09	03:29:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s where you get for not coming tonight. We’re going to kill your character.
03:29:56:26	03:30:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	Not at this rate, but Jenkins is dead.
03:29:58:08	03:29:58:23	Jesse [GM]	of damage.
03:29:59:29	03:30:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Sneak onto D&D Beyond and just delete her character.
03:30:04:14	03:30:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	Erased from all history.
03:30:07:13	03:30:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	We just back to the future’d ya?
03:30:07:21	03:30:09:01	Jesse [GM]	We’re back at the tops.
03:30:10:04	03:30:11:08	Jesse [GM]	So we’re back to Basil.
03:30:10:28	03:30:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	Her hand starts fading.
03:30:12:07	03:30:13:29	Chris [TBD]	Basil do something
03:30:12:26	03:30:13:04	Jesse [GM]	You’re up.
03:30:12:28	03:30:20:10	Brin [Basil]	do something. Okay, I want to punch
03:30:20:10	03:30:31:12	Brin [Basil]	both of these dogs right in the face but each one of my gauntlets has different stuff okay?
03:30:23:02	03:30:24:23	Chris [TBD]	yes yes
03:30:26:14	03:30:26:22	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
03:30:29:28	03:30:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:30:31:12	03:30:36:22	Brin [Basil]	The one i have - well let me read
03:30:36:22	03:30:44:11	Brin [Basil]	this…my wall of force is on my left and
03:30:44:11	03:30:49:14	Brin [Basil]	my rubies are on my right so
03:30:54:14	03:30:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	the work of a flamer.
03:30:54:19	03:31:05:25	Brin [Basil]	this okay so as I’m gonna will you let me punch both of them at the same time
03:30:58:04	03:30:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	Did you burn down the storage department?
03:30:59:01	03:31:00:01	Chris [TBD]	Hey Teva!
03:31:01:10	03:31:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, most definitely!
03:31:01:19	03:31:02:27	Chris [TBD]	Almost definitely
03:31:05:26	03:31:14:10	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, because you’re right in between them so you’re going to do one of those like Oh okay yeah even better Are your arms long enough right now or are you to train me?
03:31:08:12	03:31:10:22	Brin [Basil]	ok yeah but i’m going to do uppercut
03:31:11:29	03:31:22:22	Brin [Basil]	okay well I’m gonna jump okay you freaking all right douchebags
03:31:15:03	03:31:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they’re like six inches each.
03:31:20:22	03:31:21:17	Dave [Xeros]	They are!
03:31:21:13	03:31:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	When in doubt it.
03:31:22:22	03:31:29:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to jump look at how look at
03:31:23:25	03:31:24:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:31:24:13	03:31:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	You’re really reaching out wide. You got a full 12-inch wingspan.
03:31:29:13	03:31:40:20	Brin [Basil]	how close they are to me okay okay do i do you want me to roll for them separately or just one role what do you think
03:31:31:05	03:31:33:00	Jesse [GM]	Okay yeah go for it Yeah you can reach both of them
03:31:40:20	03:31:43:23	Jesse [GM]	Let’s do a roll for each one.
03:31:45:01	03:31:45:04	Jesse [GM]	Yep.
03:31:51:26	03:31:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	And then you’re going to roll again? It’s just natural.
03:31:53:26	03:32:03:29	Brin [Basil]	21 to hit so that works hey I’m doing oh
03:31:54:18	03:31:55:02	Jesse [GM]	Yay!
03:31:58:04	03:31:58:21	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:32:01:24	03:32:03:22	Chris [TBD]	Can confirm says 21.
03:32:04:24	03:32:15:03	Brin [Basil]	ok so i did four damage but I have I have let me get
03:32:10:12	03:32:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	you do the split screen?
03:32:12:01	03:32:19:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah three dots at the top tap it and then choose the app you wanna Split with.
03:32:12:13	03:32:17:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, very cool. I can’t show me how to do that. I don’t know how to deal with it. All right.
03:32:15:03	03:32:23:15	Brin [Basil]	okay so with my right hand which is the purple one
03:32:23:15	03:32:35:14	Brin [Basil]	I have something called Stone Sear. So the brass knuckles glow red, red hot as a target is punched. It permanently brands them
03:32:30:15	03:32:31:02	Jesse [GM]	Nice.
03:32:35:14	03:32:36:22	Brin [Basil]	with an image of a basil leaf
03:32:38:08	03:32:40:00	Brin [Basil]	and then it’s 2d6.
03:32:39:23	03:32:41:28	Jesse [GM]	You’re branding this onto like bone
03:32:40:08	03:32:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	you’re branding people now this is getting like i don’t
03:32:42:03	03:32:45:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s uh it’s just my little
03:32:44:20	03:32:47:06	Steve [Nortle]	She’s like Batman from Dawn of Justice
03:32:45:19	03:32:47:10	Chris [TBD]	It’s all about the image.
03:32:47:16	03:32:48:10	Brin [Basil]	just my little
03:32:49:10	03:32:51:08	Chris [TBD]	He’s trying to be an influencer.
03:32:50:29	03:32:54:14	Brin [Basil]	and then 2d 6 determines the total damage taken
03:32:54:08	03:32:56:14	Jesse [GM]	You can respect this. You care about reputation.
03:32:56:01	03:33:05:14	Brin [Basil]	so four, four and four. So 16 sorry 12 okay awesome
03:32:57:27	03:32:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah all right can I start
03:33:00:01	03:33:03:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay, so the purple one? Gonzo.
03:33:02:24	03:33:04:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah!
03:33:05:14	03:33:10:25	Brin [Basil]	And then with my punch at the other one I’m activating wall of force
03:33:10:29	03:33:11:14	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
03:33:11:20	03:33:12:01	Jesse [GM]	Ooh, okay.
03:33:12:16	03:33:16:11	Brin [Basil]	and i’m just going to put a dome do i want it yeah i’m gonna do a dome
03:33:16:16	03:33:24:16	Chris [TBD]	Around everyone? one we can be loud
03:33:17:08	03:33:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	can around everyone because if you do it around all of us then we’re all just it’s gonna be like a fight melee. It’d be good but they can’t call for more
03:33:21:19	03:33:33:15	Brin [Basil]	A bloodbath because that’s what i was thinking but are we worried about that though? We are worried about that. So I am going to do Dome around all of us
03:33:24:16	03:33:36:05	Chris [TBD]	yes domo
03:33:34:08	03:33:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	For everyone that ended up in Greenport you have no idea who’s on this ship
03:33:36:14	03:33:40:16	Brin [Basil]	as it hits him so I do need to roll for
03:33:40:13	03:33:49:25	Jesse [GM]	is the dome though does it cover everybody or like that cluster 20 feet i think
03:33:46:03	03:33:47:20	Brin [Basil]	actually let me check that, I’m not sure
03:33:48:05	03:33:48:08	Chris [TBD]	gonna
03:33:49:14	03:33:51:11	Brin [Basil]	you are gonna be outside at the dome
03:33:49:25	03:33:52:21	Jesse [GM]	you will be i think and jenkins and the other pirate
03:33:52:28	03:33:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah just go kill that pirate
03:33:54:05	03:33:56:23	Brin [Basil]	It only has a radius 10 feet
03:33:56:15	03:33:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay well then
03:33:58:02	03:33:59:18	Jesse [GM]	you’re a cluster here, but you’re all inside.
03:33:59:05	03:34:02:28	Brin [Basil]	yes okay so Eros, that guy basically
03:34:00:04	03:34:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	I actually jumped forward to get inside of it
03:34:01:09	03:34:02:00	Jesse [GM]	You have the…
03:34:04:19	03:34:15:19	Brin [Basil]	whoever can alert is kind of what I was hoping and that dog, since I punched it in the face gets four damage. Yes yes
03:34:14:17	03:34:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yay!
03:34:14:19	03:34:15:17	Jesse [GM]	Okay, he’s mad.
03:34:16:12	03:34:27:03	Steve [Nortle]	of force uh can magic go through that or is it stop absolutely everything okay so TBD needs to go around it to help out jacens
03:34:19:21	03:34:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	stops everything Yep
03:34:21:16	03:34:28:08	Brin [Basil]	It stops everything nothing…nothing physically can pass through
03:34:22:27	03:34:23:07	Chris [TBD]	right
03:34:28:08	03:34:35:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s immune to all damage and can’t be dispelled by magic, but a disintegration spell is the only thing that can destroy it.
03:34:35:16	03:34:37:21	Jesse [GM]	Wow. Okay. I think you’re good.
03:34:35:24	03:34:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	So my shatter wouldn’t shatter it.
03:34:38:26	03:34:42:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay. Nice. Nice. Hey, Nordal, we’re back to you?
03:34:42:24	03:34:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	am i am i actually on fire okay we were just okay it was just to look more intimidating
03:34:46:15	03:34:49:19	Jesse [GM]	No. No. That was just for dramatic effect.
03:34:51:02	03:34:52:20	Jesse [GM]	You’re smoldering now.
03:34:51:23	03:34:59:02	Steve [Nortle]	oh um no okay it’s still
03:34:55:01	03:34:57:22	Jesse [GM]	a good smolder, but like Or both.
03:34:55:23	03:34:58:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah the…
03:34:59:02	03:35:04:00	Steve [Nortle]	like the the streaks of ash on my face uh well my half -sister just
03:35:04:00	03:35:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	um basically punched uh this branded corpse in front
03:35:11:03	03:35:22:15	Steve [Nortle]	of me um and i see the uh other pirate so is the other pirate the tortle or is the turtle the one jacons is the total okay
03:35:19:22	03:35:22:16	Jesse [GM]	The one inside is the tortle with you, yes.
03:35:22:15	03:35:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	I look at him and say, brother you made a mistake
03:35:27:22	03:35:30:21	Brin [Basil]	He IS NOT YOUR BROTHER!
03:35:31:04	03:35:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	Hermano
03:35:32:16	03:35:34:02	Jesse [GM]	Who is Hermana now?
03:35:32:27	03:35:33:16	Chris [TBD]	hermano
03:35:35:01	03:35:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	Mon frere.
03:35:36:04	03:35:43:28	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know how I know that, it took two years of Spanish who is this
03:35:38:10	03:35:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	Four years of Spanish!
03:35:43:08	03:35:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah so I’m going to
03:35:48:00	03:35:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	jump off of the corpse in front of me
03:35:52:04	03:35:53:02	Chris [TBD]	don’t trip over
03:35:53:08	03:35:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	that was something
03:35:59:28	03:36:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	let’s see
03:36:05:22	03:36:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I’m just gonna punch this fool
03:36:08:23	03:36:09:23	Jesse [GM]	Nice. Okay.
03:36:10:23	03:36:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	because
03:36:13:03	03:36:18:19	Steve [Nortle]	anything this is like one of my most powerful attacks that is actually a nat 1 i did trip on
03:36:18:19	03:36:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	uh and so i i trip on him and fall forward um
03:36:19:06	03:36:21:10	Jesse [GM]	Oh my gosh!
03:36:19:24	03:36:21:14	Chris [TBD]	and you shrink
03:36:26:18	03:36:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like a hockey puck on one of those air hockey things now and he’s bouncing inside the wall of force.
03:36:28:22	03:36:35:07	Jesse [GM]	he would at least he would he would hit if he was that but he just he
03:36:36:05	03:36:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	Man, you just crapped the bed my friend.
03:36:38:26	03:36:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:36:39:17	03:36:43:09	Chris [TBD]	but nobody heard it none of us heard it
03:36:41:18	03:36:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	Nobody heard it, yep.
03:36:43:28	03:36:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	You guys didn’t… It’s like echoing inside that thing and we’re like, oh!
03:36:50:01	03:37:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i i fall very heavily it like through your boots you feel I do but I’m like, I seem to recall mine was like 86
03:36:57:12	03:36:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh
03:37:01:23	03:37:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
03:37:01:25	03:37:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	so
03:37:03:14	03:37:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, I fall onto him and I’m smaller than usual but I am in his way now I guess
03:37:12:11	03:37:13:07	Jesse [GM]	Okay, cool.
03:37:17:18	03:37:17:29	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:37:19:14	03:37:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	So, like
03:37:20:11	03:37:30:22	Jesse [GM]	We’re going to do this because I think it’s worth it. So he has a reaction which is that for self-defense… It’s called shell defense actually.
03:37:24:09	03:37:41:08	Brin [Basil]	trick
03:37:30:05	03:37:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	yes uh-huh
03:37:31:16	03:37:32:22	Chris [TBD]	Shelf defense.
03:37:32:26	03:37:36:19	Jesse [GM]	So he can withdraw into his shell. He sees you coming. He doesn’t know that you’re not going to hit him but he sees you
03:37:36:08	03:37:37:10	Steve [Nortle]	okay
03:37:39:29	03:37:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	I know that trick
03:37:41:12	03:37:42:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:37:42:14	03:37:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Do you know how to beat it?
03:37:44:26	03:37:45:25	Jesse [GM]	On his next.
03:37:49:26	03:37:51:27	Steve [Nortle]	He has to breathe sometime.
03:37:50:06	03:37:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Touche my friends Touche So
03:37:52:18	03:37:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:37:52:19	03:37:57:22	Jesse [GM]	And until he emerges, He gains four HP.
03:37:58:07	03:38:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	Plus we’re a bonus to AC, so if he’s normally 13 he’s now going to be 17. So I think we should just pick him up
03:37:59:24	03:38:06:24	Jesse [GM]	Oh I’m sorry AC yep sorry yeah so He’s going to be hard. He’s gonna be harder to hit.
03:38:09:14	03:38:11:10	Steve [Nortle]	and throw him out the window.
03:38:10:20	03:38:16:29	Jesse [GM]	He is going to Be pretty hard to hit yeah He’s inside the dome with you So I don’t think you can throw him out The window
03:38:16:22	03:38:19:01	Steve [Nortle]	Just keep kicking him against the dome wall.
03:38:18:10	03:38:22:09	Brin [Basil]	I can very easily release the dome as you’re throwing.
03:38:23:11	03:38:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	Question
03:38:23:29	03:38:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	Well first we need to seal up his head hole so that you can’t put your back in
03:38:29:00	03:38:33:28	Jesse [GM]	Eros, that’s the end of your turn. You don’t have any other actions, right? Okay, Eros’ turn. Yep.
03:38:31:07	03:38:38:23	Steve [Nortle]	the I don’t too busy falling all over corpse. I have 20
03:38:32:14	03:38:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	Question How much AC does everyone have in this dome
03:38:38:12	03:38:39:20	Brin [Basil]	I have 15.
03:38:40:16	03:38:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	All right, so if I cast Shadow and everyone in the Dome takes it, we’ll be okay. Yeah? Yeah? They won’t hear it!
03:38:42:26	03:38:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh! If everyone in the dome takes it, will be okay?
03:38:46:05	03:38:46:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:38:47:21	03:38:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	No They won’t hear it
03:38:50:19	03:38:52:03	Jesse [GM]	They wonít. They will not.
03:38:51:15	03:38:57:28	Steve [Nortle]	My AC is really high but if you do hit me I’m, I have like 15 HP left I’m in bad shape
03:38:54:04	03:39:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man, okay fine. Jeez.
03:38:57:08	03:38:58:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I have 14.
03:39:00:22	03:39:04:19	Chris [TBD]	Risk… you need my ability
03:39:01:15	03:39:01:29	Jesse [GM]	Sheesh.
03:39:03:21	03:39:06:05	Brin [Basil]	It depends on if you want to kill your friends.
03:39:06:19	03:39:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t really know I’m your friend. You still think I’m a dog, don’t you?
03:39:09:15	03:39:10:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh that’s right.
03:39:11:11	03:39:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, fine. Hey, we’re just going to do this.
03:39:14:25	03:39:17:26	Chris [TBD]	Sculpt spells That’s what I have
03:39:18:13	03:39:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	I just don’t have any really good offensive spells. First off, I’m going to cast…
03:39:25:05	03:39:32:16	Dave [Xeros]	uh bought a conspiration i’ll give it to basil and then uh i’m you know what i’m just gonna
03:39:27:28	03:39:28:22	Brin [Basil]	Thank you
03:39:32:16	03:39:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	this is going to probably break my illusion honestly but um i’m gonna attack just with a with my moon touch rapier all right so i’m going to sneak up behind um
03:39:40:24	03:39:41:08	Jesse [GM]	Sweet.
03:39:44:18	03:39:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	this guy yeah and i’m actually like trying to stay inside the bubble right
03:39:49:26	03:40:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	right okay um so i i’m just gonna hit him from behind and let’s see how this goes oh yeah that’s
03:40:00:04	03:40:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	good 21 to hit all right great and then we are going to do it’s uh eight
03:40:13:21	03:40:19:26	Jesse [GM]	do you get any sort of bonus on that because i feel like it might be a sneak attack or something because he also was under the impression that you were
03:40:20:19	03:40:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	want to give me like a surprise round for that that’d be dope because then I just attack again
03:40:23:25	03:40:30:26	Brin [Basil]	It is not half right so
03:40:27:03	03:40:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, alright.
03:40:27:04	03:40:28:13	Jesse [GM]	do i want to give you that
03:40:28:25	03:40:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	This time after I do that
03:40:33:25	03:40:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah so I’m going to do like it’s a double hit because it is a double edged double edge spot. Excellent. Yeah it is
03:40:37:13	03:40:44:02	Jesse [GM]	oh yeah you have like the dark small blade apparently
03:40:44:12	03:40:55:21	Dave [Xeros]	which apparently no one knew but it’s classified as a rapier because it’s moon touched and it’s an elvish blake That’s what it is. It is what it
03:40:44:25	03:40:48:04	Chris [TBD]	Wait. It’s not a rapier.
03:40:55:21	03:41:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	is. Okay yeah but there was Like guys That just, like, shows you how well you’ve actually looked at my miniature. It’s in my miniature!
03:40:56:08	03:40:59:06	Jesse [GM]	is that when foul claw used it he was unaware that there were two blades
03:40:58:26	03:41:01:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, because the word…
03:41:00:22	03:41:02:25	Jesse [GM]	he may have just been that oblivious
03:41:07:13	03:41:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	Like, there’s two blades on it.
03:41:07:29	03:41:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a rapier.
03:41:09:28	03:41:10:16	Chris [TBD]	not a Rapier.
03:41:13:02	03:41:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	Just give this to me.
03:41:16:03	03:41:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s not a rapier. It’s an rapier!
03:41:16:20	03:41:18:05	Steve [Nortle]	IT’S A BLOODY SWORD!
03:41:20:19	03:41:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	And, uh… Yeah, no, I… That second one missed that seven. That was bad.
03:41:22:27	03:41:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	It starts with the bloody S, Saber. Brought. Starts with the bloody S for Beck. Did you ever see that SNL kit? Took me a second to remember the right parts of it.
03:41:25:29	03:41:27:05	Jesse [GM]	you missed
03:41:28:10	03:41:31:22	Jesse [GM]	oof okay that’s too bad
03:41:29:26	03:41:30:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah.
03:41:30:04	03:41:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:41:33:21	03:41:36:18	Jesse [GM]	conveniently it is his turn and you have struck him
03:41:35:09	03:41:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
03:41:36:23	03:41:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s gonna turn around and have a really big smile on my face it’s like hey buddy surprise one of us
03:41:40:24	03:41:41:20	Chris [TBD]	Surprise!
03:41:42:28	03:41:52:16	Jesse [GM]	the jig is up he is going to attack you uh the good news is he’s not i don’t think he’s close enough i don’T think he has advantage
03:41:52:16	03:42:03:16	Jesse [GM]	this time because his allies are not close enough to him so he does not hit you he goes to bite you he’s a little stunt that you’re that you’ve not availed now that he doesn’t quite know
03:42:03:16	03:42:14:12	Jesse [GM]	where to fight and stuff so he misses when he goes to attack you yep okay sweet i think we’re
03:42:04:01	03:42:05:25	Dave [Xeros]	hey
03:42:14:12	03:42:21:18	Jesse [GM]	moving on uh i think we’re back to dvd yeah he just went he just tried to
03:42:16:17	03:42:24:23	Chris [TBD]	i think there was one of the hellhounds before me right that was the one awesome okay how far
03:42:24:23	03:42:37:26	Chris [TBD]	away am i from uh the one that jenkins is attacking yeah
03:42:29:24	03:42:31:04	Brin [Basil]	Is he not dead?
03:42:32:05	03:42:36:10	Jesse [GM]	the pirate over there you’re probably like i don’t know you have to go around the dome i guess
03:42:35:22	03:42:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	your 30 feet would be like assuming you go over the crates
03:42:37:26	03:42:42:02	Chris [TBD]	that puts me
03:42:43:20	03:42:46:23	Jesse [GM]	within range i think to like cast a spell or shoot something
03:42:45:13	03:42:54:27	Chris [TBD]	awesome yeah yeah yeah uh before i do i just kind of want to observe around me is there anything as far as like
03:42:56:09	03:43:07:21	Chris [TBD]	environmentally that we should be aware of Like, should I roll a investigation or something? Can you do that during combat? Oh Okay. Then I don’t want to do that
03:43:02:29	03:43:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but it is your action.
03:43:06:04	03:43:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:43:07:21	03:43:11:04	Chris [TBD]	I would much rather attack
03:43:09:29	03:43:20:19	Jesse [GM]	think you guys learned before when you got on this ship i think we mentioned this last time but you were perceptive enough to remember that the veil powder is highly
03:43:20:19	03:43:24:19	Jesse [GM]	flammable on the ship because people smoke it and stuff
03:43:26:22	03:43:29:17	Chris [TBD]	No Totally fine with that
03:43:26:26	03:43:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	from just feet on carpet
03:43:28:29	03:43:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	What did her like knuckles do then?
03:43:32:19	03:43:35:25	Jesse [GM]	It was a small, it wasn’t a big enough spark Yeah
03:43:34:15	03:43:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right.
03:43:36:09	03:43:38:06	Chris [TBD]	Okay, well I’m going to cast
03:43:36:14	03:43:41:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh, yeah that’s just like a hot iron for the face you know.
03:43:39:19	03:43:50:10	Chris [TBD]	Witch Bolt on this guy here in front of Jenkins. A beam of crackling blue energy lances out toward a creature within range, forming
03:43:50:10	03:43:53:16	Chris [TBD]	a sustained arc of lightning between you and the target
03:43:54:29	03:44:05:09	Chris [TBD]	make a ranged spell attack against that creature so TBD pulls out both of these rips on beautiful
03:44:05:09	03:44:07:04	Chris [TBD]	chord progression
03:44:09:04	03:44:13:15	Chris [TBD]	and 12 to hit
03:44:17:12	03:44:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	when no i can’t hear and they can’t hit me on this
03:44:23:02	03:44:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it’s the water
03:44:23:20	03:44:36:05	Dave [Xeros]	so this also beats civil rebarps i can t use it in here um i’m just saying like yeah
03:44:26:19	03:44:29:05	Jesse [GM]	um you don’t get any advantage or anything
03:44:27:28	03:44:31:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh, bummer.
03:44:33:08	03:44:36:08	Chris [TBD]	The guitar needs to be tuned just a little bit so
03:44:36:05	03:44:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh it’s the water damage yeah yeah um when he plays a aggressive like heavy string guitar
03:44:36:09	03:44:36:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:44:37:16	03:44:51:11	Brin [Basil]	It got wet. He
03:44:37:19	03:44:40:01	Chris [TBD]	the water damage it got wet yeah
03:44:37:21	03:44:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	damage
03:44:43:25	03:44:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	does that alert anyone because i mean people won’t let me cast shadow but he can do that
03:44:44:25	03:44:47:14	Jesse [GM]	I know that’s what I’m thinking about yeah I’m wondering
03:44:50:07	03:44:54:02	Chris [TBD]	It’s just a lightning arc it’s not like a noisy thing
03:44:50:25	03:44:57:12	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, the spell itself is not technically noisy.
03:44:51:11	03:45:00:14	Brin [Basil]	doesn’t have an amp, there’s no amp so it’s fairly quiet if you ever played
03:44:53:22	03:44:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, he doesn’t have a…
03:44:59:13	03:44:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:45:00:14	03:45:08:12	Brin [Basil]	an electric guitar without an amp you can barely hear it and he has he has amp Phones?
03:45:02:02	03:45:05:19	Jesse [GM]	he’s got the headphones plugged in on the guitar it’s just
03:45:04:10	03:45:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yes, he’s just listening to it?
03:45:07:13	03:45:09:04	Steve [Nortle]	That explains why he missed.
03:45:10:08	03:45:11:15	Jesse [GM]	it sounds great to
03:45:10:08	03:45:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	I will accept the excuse.
03:45:11:04	03:45:12:19	Chris [TBD]	Sounds good to me, yeah.
03:45:14:14	03:45:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Okay, the spell… Let’s see here. So apparently I miss. Man!
03:45:21:19	03:45:29:17	Chris [TBD]	Alright. So I don’t know if there’s anything else that can actually do bonus action-wise than you just double check.
03:45:34:17	03:45:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	Got this man.
03:45:35:23	03:45:41:26	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got two weapon fighting as a bonus action. Ooh, I can misty step. Okay, cool.
03:45:41:25	03:45:43:12	Jesse [GM]	whoa you can Misty Step 2
03:45:44:14	03:45:44:29	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
03:45:44:20	03:45:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	It would help if you wanted
03:45:45:25	03:45:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	He has to play
03:45:48:05	03:45:49:05	Steve [Nortle]	Stairway to Heaven
03:45:49:02	03:45:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:45:51:00	03:45:59:14	Jesse [GM]	no stairwell denied you do have a
03:45:55:04	03:45:56:21	Chris [TBD]	All right, I’m done with my turn apparently.
03:45:56:08	03:45:59:13	Dave [Xeros]	He has to play the whole thing before he can do it
03:45:58:22	03:45:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	and
03:45:59:14	03:46:03:09	Jesse [GM]	you don’t oh if you saw your movement though right you can’t unless
03:45:59:24	03:46:00:07	Chris [TBD]	Huh?
03:46:02:05	03:46:06:11	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’ve used my movement. I don’t have anywhere else to go. I missed my spell.
03:46:04:01	03:46:08:26	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a misty stairway to heaven six minutes later
03:46:06:26	03:46:07:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:46:08:17	03:46:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	later combat’s over why is
03:46:08:19	03:46:17:29	Jesse [GM]	um so jacens uh she’s going to try and inflict use inflict wounds on this other guy here
03:46:20:04	03:46:23:00	Dave [Xeros]	the guest doing the most
03:46:22:04	03:46:34:00	Jesse [GM]	um just helping you out oh my gosh yep okay that succeeds uh i don’t even if we’re not gonna roll for damage he’s she’s gonna we will be like she’s getting harder this guy
03:46:22:29	03:46:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	damage
03:46:25:29	03:46:27:20	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Awesome.
03:46:34:28	03:46:37:00	Jesse [GM]	she gets to roll 3d10 yep
03:46:39:02	03:46:49:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah this guy just withers away i donno what inflict wounds does but it sounds like it just turns him into a like a weed and he just like shrivels and dies to the floor okay yeah so you two
03:46:43:20	03:46:44:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:46:44:14	03:46:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
03:46:45:18	03:46:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like the wicked witch of the west oh okay i
03:46:48:14	03:46:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	and he is wearing striped socks
03:46:50:10	03:46:56:13	Jesse [GM]	so you and Jenkins you guys are outside of the dome uh so you can assist Jenkins
03:46:54:25	03:46:57:17	Brin [Basil]	Only his feet are sticking out beneath the crates.
03:46:57:19	03:47:07:17	Chris [TBD]	Are we trying to sabotage the ship? I thought we were searching for a missing person on the ship.
03:46:58:03	03:47:02:28	Jesse [GM]	with your actions will now be kind of like sabotaging this ship she’s
03:47:09:16	03:47:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	to thank you
03:47:11:19	03:47:14:22	Chris [TBD]	So, we should be just blowing this thing up then.
03:47:15:05	03:47:16:28	Jesse [GM]	that’s why I told you it was flammable
03:47:17:06	03:47:23:15	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I thought we were trying not to blow it up because we were supposed to be looking for someone on this ship.
03:47:20:03	03:47:20:10	Steve [Nortle]	it
03:47:24:10	03:47:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	me in the dome
03:47:24:17	03:47:35:10	Jesse [GM]	you were sneaking to try and loot but then you want to sabotage the ship there’s no missing people on board yeah yeah we know so um
03:47:29:20	03:47:32:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh, TBD loves explosives.
03:47:35:10	03:47:43:22	Jesse [GM]	so you guys uh you be thinking about your sabotage project with jaykins i think you know what to do and we’ll finish up combat
03:47:39:17	03:47:42:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, oh yeah. Okay, okay.
03:47:42:20	03:47:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	sure you punch a hole on the side so when it blows up and to it blows us out is I mean very similar to what yet yet provide an exit makes her there’s an exit
03:47:49:10	03:47:49:26	Chris [TBD]	Exit!
03:47:51:09	03:47:56:03	Chris [TBD]	Wait, so did we get what we came for?
03:47:58:18	03:48:03:13	Jesse [GM]	some of the veil powder um to like use for later
03:48:03:07	03:48:09:11	Chris [TBD]	So really the information we got is what was key here. We found out they’re shipping a lot of this stuff.
03:48:09:09	03:48:18:25	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. So you’re just trying to delay these attacks that you kind of foresaw, right? And the idea is that you want to sabotage these ships and it’ll probably delay their attack.
03:48:10:25	03:48:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	this took
03:48:14:28	03:48:24:01	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Basil, you want to leave him a calling card or anything for this? Big old basil leaf
03:48:23:05	03:48:28:29	Brin [Basil]	You know and I pull out a-I pull out of crayon and I write a basil leaf on it. Just kidding.
03:48:23:28	03:48:24:25	Jesse [GM]	She’s in the dome.
03:48:25:12	03:48:25:23	Steve [Nortle]	hear you
03:48:28:01	03:48:31:06	Jesse [GM]	You can write a message on the side of the dome and see if she
03:48:30:15	03:48:42:04	Steve [Nortle]	yeah chris i think i think we have a disproportionate amount of time on this part of the mission for how important it was to the story so and i think part
03:48:37:17	03:48:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:48:39:15	03:48:39:23	Chris [TBD]	right.
03:48:41:23	03:48:47:18	Chris [TBD]	But we were told, go to the docks to find a missing person
03:48:42:04	03:48:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	is the natural ones we keep rolling right which
03:48:47:18	03:48:54:22	Chris [TBD]	and that’s where my mind was
03:48:48:23	03:48:51:09	Jesse [GM]	Oh okay so yes but
03:48:54:23	03:48:55:23	Jesse [GM]	sorry yeah
03:48:56:08	03:49:01:01	Chris [TBD]	I like it
03:48:57:07	03:49:00:04	Jesse [GM]	this is sort of a side quest to your quest, sorry
03:48:58:25	03:48:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay
03:49:00:10	03:49:07:23	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a cameo quest thanks hayley okay so but
03:49:03:29	03:49:05:09	Jesse [GM]	that’s trademark
03:49:05:16	03:49:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay so but if we blow up this boat that person’s not on the boat right? Okay I just don’t want to leave this place guilty. I don’t wanna feel guilty
03:49:09:25	03:49:10:15	Jesse [GM]	nope
03:49:11:09	03:49:13:11	Chris [TBD]	Let’s blow this thing
03:49:15:21	03:49:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	with my newfound religion
03:49:16:07	03:49:18:05	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah
03:49:18:04	03:49:20:19	Chris [TBD]	TBD is going to start whistling He got really excited
03:49:22:01	03:49:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	power of
03:49:22:29	03:49:26:11	Steve [Nortle]	remembering the chasm where you guys were building up rocks
03:49:23:10	03:49:23:22	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:49:26:19	03:49:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m saying provide an exit
03:49:28:02	03:49:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	just keep that get everybody in the wall force
03:49:28:04	03:49:28:25	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:49:31:11	03:49:34:25	Chris [TBD]	We’re going to start piling up some rocks right over here.
03:49:32:22	03:49:40:07	Brin [Basil]	back to me okay I still have my fist planted on the ground and I am just gonna
03:49:34:21	03:49:35:27	Jesse [GM]	in the dome
03:49:40:07	03:49:49:10	Brin [Basil]	punch this thing in face again. This dog, this doga-dog. Can I punch that Can I have… shit.
03:49:41:17	03:49:42:08	Jesse [GM]	sweet
03:49:44:28	03:49:45:17	Jesse [GM]	that dog
03:49:46:06	03:49:47:12	Chris [TBD]	Can I punch that down?
03:49:51:25	03:49:53:18	Steve [Nortle]	an action or is that a reaction
03:49:53:03	03:49:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	actually i think that’s what she did is uh yeah
03:49:53:04	03:49:53:25	Brin [Basil]	Actually,
03:49:55:22	03:50:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	just a bunch of pellets what did you roll
03:49:57:24	03:50:04:29	Brin [Basil]	I roll
03:49:58:00	03:49:58:21	Chris [TBD]	Ah!
03:49:59:19	03:50:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	damn it basil
03:50:00:21	03:50:01:12	Chris [TBD]	Lovely.
03:50:06:10	03:50:07:09	Brin [Basil]	as a 13.
03:50:08:01	03:50:15:20	Jesse [GM]	um i don’t think so yeah you’re really close really
03:50:09:24	03:50:10:09	Brin [Basil]	Please!
03:50:11:21	03:50:15:14	Brin [Basil]	Hey, you know what? Fine. I’m doing this then.
03:50:17:13	03:50:22:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m using my fighting spirit As a bonus action, you can give yourself advantage on weapon attack rolls.
03:50:22:01	03:50:25:11	Dave [Xeros]	you also have a d6 in bard of the inspiration as well
03:50:26:20	03:50:31:15	Brin [Basil]	Ooh. Just kidding! I’m not going to guilds fighting spirit. Just one second.
03:50:26:28	03:50:27:18	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. You hit him then.
03:50:32:20	03:50:35:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh-oh-oh six. 1d6.
03:50:34:18	03:50:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	want to do six yep
03:50:37:01	03:50:39:04	Brin [Basil]	Five! Yes!
03:50:37:29	03:50:38:14	Jesse [GM]	Yep. You hit them.
03:50:40:01	03:50:41:15	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. Knock his teeth out.
03:50:41:12	03:50:46:09	Brin [Basil]	Okay. And then he got stone seer so that’s…
03:50:49:04	03:50:51:09	Brin [Basil]	Two of these.
03:50:55:15	03:50:57:20	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Eight total damage.
03:50:58:19	03:50:59:01	Jesse [GM]	Nice.
03:50:59:03	03:51:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	hmm yes was that purple is he still not dead okay all right yeah okay
03:51:02:04	03:51:05:20	Jesse [GM]	Very good. Purple’s gone. He’s dead. Yeah. Sorry.
03:51:06:01	03:51:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	here’s what I tripped on
03:51:08:28	03:51:10:21	Chris [TBD]	He was dead a while ago.
03:51:10:18	03:51:12:18	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. Okay. Nortle we’re up to you.
03:51:11:09	03:51:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	was it this guy that got hit then this doggy all right good does that take his attention away from me
03:51:15:18	03:51:16:00	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:51:16:16	03:51:17:05	Brin [Basil]	Yes.
03:51:24:06	03:51:28:24	Steve [Nortle]	okay so using my incredible skills
03:51:27:26	03:51:32:12	Brin [Basil]	And he does have a basil leaf branded on his fork. Just so everyone knows.
03:51:30:22	03:51:35:13	Jesse [GM]	Okay. It’s just bone. That’s why it didn’t light on fire. Just the bone there that you’ve branded bone.
03:51:35:18	03:51:37:10	Dave [Xeros]	you burned into the bone
03:51:35:28	03:51:36:06	Brin [Basil]	Right?
03:51:36:08	03:51:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	um i’m going to cast about for any sort of um like
03:51:37:10	03:51:37:22	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
03:51:44:27	03:51:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	wax or some sort of sealant that’s in the
03:51:50:16	03:51:58:04	Steve [Nortle]	cargo area so that i’m uh huh it’s nearby i mean we’re by a bunch of crates and i’ve got great
03:51:51:04	03:51:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	In the 10-foot radius.
03:51:58:04	03:52:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	perception i adjust my people miter of of perception okay and
03:52:04:07	03:52:14:28	Jesse [GM]	so um this probably maybe wasn’t extremely clear because it’s my first time but the purple filth you guys have portions that you can take purple filter can assist you in like
03:52:14:28	03:52:25:08	Jesse [GM]	navigation it does lead you to objects as well like when you’ve been studying and stuff it’s helped guide you to information or it’s a guy when he ran through the city
03:52:22:19	03:52:23:14	Steve [Nortle]	i been breathing some
03:52:23:08	03:52:27:19	Dave [Xeros]	divination. Yep.
03:52:23:14	03:52:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	of that in okay good
03:52:25:08	03:52:34:12	Jesse [GM]	it helped guide him to lesharas yeah yeah, it’s a lot like divination so you have been breathing some of it in we’ll just say you have like a little advantage to this
03:52:33:26	03:52:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	Now that we’re hotboxing inside of a dome.
03:52:35:10	03:52:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	because that was a three yeah so So that would be a 24 to find something.
03:52:41:29	03:52:42:13	Jesse [GM]	sweet
03:52:43:26	03:52:48:18	Jesse [GM]	some natural wax because you’re going to try and lock this guy inside his shell
03:52:48:04	03:52:51:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I know. I know that.
03:52:51:06	03:52:52:26	Jesse [GM]	I love this
03:52:51:16	03:52:52:28	Chris [TBD]	Claustrophobia.
03:52:53:10	03:52:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	He does know his weaknesses.
03:52:56:01	03:52:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Now we do too.
03:52:56:04	03:52:56:19	Jesse [GM]	perfect
03:52:57:21	03:53:06:15	Jesse [GM]	okay so yeah conveniently within the dome sort of the bottom crate there’s four stacked on top of each other
03:53:04:12	03:53:04:24	Brin [Basil]	Conveniently.
03:53:06:15	03:53:16:08	Jesse [GM]	you can see through some of the slats and you recognize the same material that they used on your shell which is like a wax
03:53:14:08	03:53:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	Very powerful sealant.
03:53:16:08	03:53:19:27	Jesse [GM]	but also very powerful sealant
03:53:18:26	03:53:20:23	Dave [Xeros]	Is that paraffin wax?
03:53:21:01	03:53:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, exactly.
03:53:21:29	03:53:28:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah the ship conveniently there’s a ton of that So you can definitely do what you want to do with that.
03:53:23:11	03:53:25:19	Brin [Basil]	This ain’t your average beeswax.
03:53:28:29	03:53:38:09	Steve [Nortle]	I punch open the crate, grab some and immediately begin pouring it over the entrance there or the shell hole of this turtle.
03:53:38:08	03:53:40:25	Jesse [GM]	Do you know which hole this is? All of them?
03:53:39:10	03:53:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Of course I know it’s a common misconception that it’s just like on them
03:53:41:25	03:53:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	There’s like five holes. You gotta
03:53:47:15	03:53:53:08	Steve [Nortle]	and they can like move between it but no their ribs are fused to
03:53:49:22	03:53:50:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true
03:53:53:08	03:54:00:23	Steve [Nortle]	the shell you can’t there’s only one way out there’s nothing he can do
03:53:56:06	03:54:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	So if you block the head there, there’s nothing they can do all right
03:53:57:11	03:53:58:15	Jesse [GM]	There’s only one way out.
03:54:00:23	03:54:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	and that’s there’s very little leverage so like or oxygen yeah
03:54:04:16	03:54:06:04	Brin [Basil]	Leverage and oxygen.
03:54:05:07	03:54:14:12	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, we’re going to say because you’re a tortle, you know what you’re talking about this time. We won’t make you check or anything. Okay, yeah. um let’s roll
03:54:12:14	03:54:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	Right I like it
03:54:16:22	03:54:18:23	Jesse [GM]	well maybe he needs to make like a constitution
03:54:18:22	03:54:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Roll for torture
03:54:21:09	03:54:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	so do we want to just do like roll off then is it his con versus my con or uh or like his con verses my strength or dexterity
03:54:29:11	03:54:33:29	Brin [Basil]	Just grab extra sealant, as you see cracks pour more.
03:54:33:00	03:54:44:05	Jesse [GM]	uh let’s just do I guess, well his could be con or strength. He’s going to try and break out Let’s say constitution to see si if he can resist this is kind of what i’m thinking Yeah so he has a
03:54:40:28	03:54:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s going to be the best jokes we can play on him now. He goes to sleep at night, and we wax him into his shell.
03:54:41:12	03:54:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	okay
03:54:44:05	03:54:46:08	Jesse [GM]	So he gets a plus one to this
03:54:48:02	03:54:49:07	Brin [Basil]	Been there done that!
03:54:48:24	03:54:49:21	Jesse [GM]	A five
03:54:50:27	03:54:52:14	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 15
03:54:53:04	03:54:54:28	Jesse [GM]	You have successfully
03:54:57:07	03:54:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	What happens to his air supply?
03:54:59:24	03:55:11:14	Steve [Nortle]	he actually has one hour yeah he can go for it so he could let’s see what is it you can hold your breath for up to 1 hour at a time as an action
03:55:01:29	03:55:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Oh yeah, because he’s like a champion, right? Okay.
03:55:11:21	03:55:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so he’d have to hold his breathe for an hour.
03:55:13:17	03:55:22:15	Steve [Nortle]	on his turn he has to decide I just keep pushing his hands away
03:55:15:09	03:55:25:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah he is furiously his hands are out and he’s just scratching the top of this stuff uh but nothing is happening yeah yeah you sure can when it’s your turn
03:55:21:05	03:55:32:05	Brin [Basil]	can we cut his hands off because that’s what I’m gonna do no i can reach my katana is long
03:55:24:25	03:55:25:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:55:27:01	03:55:29:12	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to have to drop the wall of force To do that
03:55:27:19	03:55:38:18	Jesse [GM]	okay nice okay uh that’s gonna count as his turn because he’s just trying to get out of this thing and he failed okay so um i think we’re back to
03:55:33:23	03:55:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	You have six inch long Arms
03:55:39:05	03:55:42:23	Steve [Nortle]	That was one of the most satisfying turns I’ve had in a long time.
03:55:39:06	03:55:47:07	Chris [TBD]	do i how did we get into this area and there’s like a porthole or something
03:55:39:19	03:55:41:17	Brin [Basil]	I can barely reach my ears
03:55:47:07	03:55:54:08	Chris [TBD]	you snuck into and is there any cannons in the lower deck
03:55:47:28	03:55:49:26	Jesse [GM]	like the windows the back OF THE SHIP yep
03:55:54:08	03:56:03:10	Chris [TBD]	area excellent
03:55:54:28	03:56:05:20	Jesse [GM]	yeah in this area let’s say there’s uh some cannons in the front here like this front triangle of the SHIP the bow here you’ve got a couple guns pointing sort
03:56:03:14	03:56:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	Can you point it out
03:56:05:20	03:56:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, that way
03:56:07:17	03:56:16:04	Chris [TBD]	Excellent. Okay, so continuing to whistle I’m going to walk over to the cannons and I’m gonna just turn it around pull it out
03:56:12:14	03:56:13:12	Brin [Basil]	he’s whistling
03:56:17:05	03:56:28:19	Chris [TBD]	kind of turning it around and pointing it towards just not at the dome just to the side of the porthole here
03:56:21:13	03:56:21:24	Jesse [GM]	dome
03:56:23:20	03:56:25:02	Brin [Basil]	I mean, it can hold it
03:56:28:14	03:56:31:12	Steve [Nortle]	Jenkins has no idea what’s about to happen to her.
03:56:29:08	03:56:37:06	Jesse [GM]	okay jacens jacen’s is like looting the ship she sees what you’re doing like she’s helping
03:56:32:09	03:56:33:08	Brin [Basil]	I forgot about
03:56:37:09	03:56:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right because she withered her body
03:56:38:01	03:56:49:19	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah and then uh somehow i’m going to try and signal everyone
03:56:38:14	03:56:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s right because see like
03:56:49:19	03:56:57:16	Chris [TBD]	and i’m gonna cast scorching ray which allows me to throw three fiery rays
03:56:58:13	03:57:04:02	Chris [TBD]	at one target within range or at several so
03:57:05:04	03:57:13:14	Chris [TBD]	i’m gonna throw it one of the cannons little fuse and then i’m gonna throw two others at different
03:57:13:14	03:57:19:29	Chris [TBD]	sources of purple filth to start them on fire and i’m hoping the cannon is just gonna blow a hole
03:57:19:29	03:57:31:07	Chris [TBD]	in the side of the boat for our quick escape route making an escape hole yeah we don’t need
03:57:32:28	03:57:34:25	Brin [Basil]	Oh, we need to sink it.
03:57:34:11	03:57:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	Well, we need an escape before we blow it up. Obviously
03:57:34:12	03:57:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	it down sink the ship
03:57:38:28	03:57:41:10	Chris [TBD]	we got it yeah i’m i’m hoping to make
03:57:40:02	03:57:46:03	Jesse [GM]	no don’t this is TBD and these are explosions he knows what he’s doing don’t interrupt okay
03:57:43:00	03:57:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:57:43:10	03:57:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:57:45:07	03:57:47:10	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry I’m in the shell anyway
03:57:45:18	03:57:49:28	Chris [TBD]	I’m just making a hole big enough for us to easily escape
03:57:51:20	03:57:58:22	Chris [TBD]	and so yeah all three of these things are going to happen at once and I’m signaling everyone to get ready basically
03:57:59:03	03:57:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:58:00:16	03:58:10:07	Chris [TBD]	let’s see here, I think I just cast it because it’s not like an attack well it is an attack but make a ranged spell attack for each ray
03:58:10:07	03:58:16:01	Chris [TBD]	okay so that would be a plus seven Come on. Oh, it says for each ray.
03:58:17:03	03:58:18:15	Chris [TBD]	So I’ve got to roll three times here.
03:58:20:15	03:58:25:18	Chris [TBD]	First one… Whoa! 8 plus 7 is 13.
03:58:28:01	03:58:31:12	Chris [TBD]	How much defense does a box of…
03:58:31:08	03:58:37:26	Jesse [GM]	you hit it yep yeah it’s ignited that one’s not
03:58:34:27	03:58:36:01	Chris [TBD]	That’s a 19.
03:58:38:18	03:58:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	You missed on that one.
03:58:39:23	03:58:41:05	Jesse [GM]	that one’S made of metal
03:58:41:22	03:58:45:16	Chris [TBD]	And 22 for the wick.
03:58:47:13	03:58:52:14	Chris [TBD]	And I’m going to run and kind of duck behind this thing
03:58:52:05	03:58:54:29	Jesse [GM]	so the cannons are up here so you’ve moved the cannon this way
03:58:54:16	03:58:59:24	Chris [TBD]	Just pointed it, yep. And just kind of blocking to hope that…
03:59:00:29	03:59:03:06	Dave [Xeros]	How many seconds do we have until this whole thing goes off?
03:59:03:24	03:59:07:14	Chris [TBD]	I mean, it started so six seconds maybe?
03:59:05:26	03:59:12:11	Jesse [GM]	fuse i think this is like instantaneous i honestly think yeah you have like blown a hole
03:59:07:23	03:59:08:23	Steve [Nortle]	One round.
03:59:09:23	03:59:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right.
03:59:13:09	03:59:16:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think your turn was supposed to go before TBD.
03:59:15:08	03:59:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I was supposed to go for TBD but that’s fine.
03:59:16:14	03:59:17:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
03:59:18:27	03:59:24:14	Chris [TBD]	How about while you see me moving the cannon and then you’re doing your thing?
03:59:22:14	03:59:22:29	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh.
03:59:24:28	03:59:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah um this is what i want to do
03:59:29:28	03:59:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	is i am going to oh no that’s what i was gonna ask you to do that I was gonna ask you to release the dome and
03:59:31:22	03:59:34:27	Brin [Basil]	Just remember, I can release this film any time. Yeah.
03:59:42:06	03:59:51:08	Dave [Xeros]	if i can divide my movement among like several people i can go 30, i can give each one of them 10 and myself 10 to just get out of the radius
03:59:47:14	03:59:55:17	Chris [TBD]	He really wants to cast Shatter.
03:59:51:08	04:00:00:15	Dave [Xeros]	and then cast shatter i just i can’t do anything else i could like turn myself into it but first
03:59:53:21	03:59:54:19	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah
03:59:57:13	03:59:58:08	Jesse [GM]	let’s do it
04:00:00:15	04:00:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to uh I’ll give Basil a robotic inspiration again um and then and then yeah
04:00:12:15	04:00:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	guys I haven’t done this yet I just it’s one of the things that I got when I like went up a level and we’re not in combat a whole lot. All right, I’m casting it. All right. So this one is thunder damage.
04:00:15:04	04:00:15:26	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
04:00:24:11	04:00:27:20	Dave [Xeros]	It is a constitution saving throw of 17.
04:00:28:27	04:00:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	So they have to make the constitution saving throw and get 17 or higher. If not… if they get higher than that then they take half the damage. I’m casting this at level 2
04:00:41:12	04:00:44:17	Dave [Xeros]	so I get 4d8
04:00:50:16	04:00:54:04	Jesse [GM]	have to be what 17 ok the hound fails
04:00:51:28	04:00:52:13	Dave [Xeros]	17
04:00:57:02	04:00:57:18	Dave [Xeros]	D8s
04:00:59:16	04:01:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	Can you hand me, like, the tray of D8?
04:01:01:09	04:01:05:03	Jesse [GM]	uh and the tortle he also fails
04:01:05:01	04:01:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Well, then I’ll just roll a bunch of D-8s. It’s fine.
04:01:07:11	04:01:09:01	Steve [Nortle]	I was gonna say-
04:01:08:29	04:01:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	Here we go. Ready? Four.
04:01:09:27	04:01:10:12	Brin [Basil]	do you need?
04:01:10:02	04:01:15:29	Jesse [GM]	so you guys all of you have positioned yourself out of the way or something the dome
04:01:14:04	04:01:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we all jump back because it’s only, like – Like 10 foot radius so we just kind of, like
04:01:19:19	04:01:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Jump back with this. He’s still sealed in his shell So he wouldn’t be able to do anything This is the only guy that’s really pausing us Any grief, right?
04:01:24:28	04:01:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s four. Sorry.
04:01:27:21	04:01:29:07	Jesse [GM]	think you’re going to hit the other guy too though
04:01:29:03	04:01:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, you already got it.
04:01:31:08	04:01:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	All right. So that’s 12, 13, 16. 16 points of damage
04:01:39:23	04:01:49:02	Jesse [GM]	okay ok the hound is dead um and the tortle he’s not looking super great
04:01:49:02	04:01:54:04	Jesse [GM]	um and he is still sealed in his shell and probably won’t be able to do anything anyway
04:01:54:02	04:02:01:01	Chris [TBD]	We’re going to blame the explosions on him so the crew has someone to put a sign on his back. I did it.
04:01:56:14	04:01:59:17	Jesse [GM]	yeah so with the thunder uh
04:02:00:12	04:02:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	i did it yeah so a loud noise erupts from the point of choice each creature in
04:02:02:26	04:02:07:26	Jesse [GM]	so does this like damage the ship too like is this like a thunder strike
04:02:09:16	04:02:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	10-foot radius sphere centered that where there makes a constitution saving throw if uh taking 48 thunder damage on a failed save or half as much damage
04:02:18:10	04:02:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	a construct has a disadvantage on it non magical objects that isn’t being worn at all security yeah it doesn’t say anything about actual like thing if you want to have it
04:02:27:26	04:02:39:24	Jesse [GM]	I want it yes we’re gonna say that this thing is gonna like kind of impact like the deck that you’re on and it’s gonna like kinda blow a hole down through the ship as well
04:02:40:07	04:02:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	i cast shatter i just like do a quick bird hideous as i’m stepping back to give it a boon to like destroy the ship yep
04:02:43:21	04:02:44:11	Jesse [GM]	Of course.
04:02:48:21	04:02:51:20	Jesse [GM]	To pray for its demise? Perfect, that’s what prayer is for.
04:02:54:14	04:03:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	i’m learning if it’s
04:02:55:23	04:03:05:01	Jesse [GM]	Kay, so you have successfully deterred and defeated your enemies. One of them is still stuck in the shell. You can decide what you would like to do with him if anything
04:03:05:11	04:03:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	cracked the bottom of this ship i want to kick him in the hole
04:03:07:02	04:03:09:09	Chris [TBD]	No, we got to make it look like he’s the one that did it.
04:03:07:14	04:03:15:05	Jesse [GM]	but it’s apparent that explosions have gone on off in the hold of the ship
04:03:15:21	04:03:24:11	Jesse [GM]	pole of the ship and you like everybody all the rest of the crew is probably alerted so you can decide how you’re going to escape now
04:03:24:25	04:03:26:19	Chris [TBD]	We’re going to go jump through the hole.
04:03:24:29	04:03:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	well the whole thing is about to explode right because we had six seconds
04:03:26:16	04:03:33:06	Brin [Basil]	i have an idea can we use my wall of course and do a upside down dome like
04:03:28:12	04:03:28:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:03:33:06	04:03:42:18	Brin [Basil]	a boat it’ll be 10 by 10 like a small bedroom we can all jump inside of it yes and I’ll punch the water
04:03:34:25	04:03:35:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I love
04:03:36:14	04:03:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	like run in front of us and then jump and then we’ll jump behind you and then like yeah and punch the water yes
04:03:43:00	04:03:44:04	Steve [Nortle]	punch the wall
04:03:43:14	04:03:47:13	Jesse [GM]	this is just a giant contact lens that you’re floating in right
04:03:46:13	04:03:58:04	Brin [Basil]	it literally is a giant contact then yeah
04:03:49:05	04:03:57:02	Jesse [GM]	okay cool all right yeah go for it okay ball
04:03:52:16	04:03:53:25	Steve [Nortle]	like it’s more like a hamster wheel
04:03:55:08	04:03:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	or hamster bubble in the water
04:03:55:16	04:04:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	so okay so are the is the hole where’s
04:03:58:04	04:04:04:09	Brin [Basil]	I mean yeah I can make a sphere actually oh no i definitely want to do this fear
04:03:59:28	04:04:04:29	Chris [TBD]	it right where you are time to go
04:04:02:06	04:04:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	right there
04:04:04:28	04:04:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	all right it’s jenkins coming with us or did we like prep her or she’s gonna stay here while it explodes
04:04:09:01	04:04:11:16	Jesse [GM]	coming with you yep yeah
04:04:13:02	04:04:20:15	Chris [TBD]	so we destroyed the boat well this boat’s going to sink and we destroyed the cargo with me starting some of it on fire. Not all
04:04:17:24	04:04:23:19	Brin [Basil]	while this is all happening I want to take some of
04:04:23:19	04:04:30:10	Brin [Basil]	this purple filth and stash it yes I think I grabbed
04:04:25:01	04:04:28:24	Jesse [GM]	they’re they’re veil stones and
04:04:26:08	04:04:26:17	Chris [TBD]	fire.
04:04:30:10	04:04:37:24	Brin [Basil]	three of those okay I definitely want 3 veil stones in
04:04:33:16	04:04:35:23	Steve [Nortle]	I wanted to grab another
04:04:37:24	04:04:47:11	Brin [Basil]	and purple filth powder that’s right we did roll we already rolled this didn’t we yeah we did
04:04:38:06	04:04:41:21	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to roll to see how many I grab four
04:04:46:21	04:04:50:24	Steve [Nortle]	we did but i rolled a one so i wanted to roll again now i have a total of four
04:04:52:00	04:05:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	okay question okay so oh you said it oh she wants to come with us okay hey she’s gonna okay she’s going to come over here there you go and
04:04:54:20	04:04:55:23	Brin [Basil]	because i had rolled two
04:04:56:04	04:04:57:08	Jesse [GM]	just wants to go with you
04:04:57:29	04:05:01:09	Steve [Nortle]	Haley checked out in real life.
04:05:02:07	04:05:07:01	Jesse [GM]	no she’s with the group she sees his but he formulated the plan with TBD she’s going with
04:05:03:15	04:05:04:27	Dave [Xeros]	okay she’s oh
04:05:06:01	04:05:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay so she’s going this way fine alright hey Hayley how’s it
04:05:11:08	04:05:15:04	Chris [TBD]	How do you want us to handle the veil stuff thing.
04:05:13:21	04:05:22:03	Brin [Basil]	cause i remember d6
04:05:18:09	04:05:26:08	Jesse [GM]	think you should roll for what you can grab roll a d6 roll a b6 for veil powder or roll a d6 for veil stones so two d6
04:05:21:14	04:05:22:06	Chris [TBD]	The six.
04:05:26:14	04:05:27:25	Chris [TBD]	Six for the veil powder,
04:05:28:01	04:05:37:19	Brin [Basil]	5 for veils and four bells sweet um and
04:05:29:11	04:05:30:21	Chris [TBD]	one for the stone
04:05:35:01	04:05:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	two
04:05:37:11	04:05:38:13	Chris [TBD]	and while
04:05:39:16	04:05:50:25	Chris [TBD]	are we still in combat? Okay I’m going to cast just while we’re all floating in there just in case people look over at the side of the boat I’m gonna cast minor illusion
04:05:50:25	04:05:56:16	Chris [TBD]	on our circular boat and I’m just gonna make it
04:05:56:16	04:06:04:23	Chris [TBD]	It looked like an empty raft that might have just been kind of floating there in the water.
04:06:04:28	04:06:09:01	Chris [TBD]	So if they look over, all they’re going to see is just the top side of an empty rat.
04:06:10:06	04:06:12:01	Dave [Xeros]	they’ll probably try to jump on it though
04:06:10:28	04:06:12:00	Jesse [GM]	so
04:06:12:26	04:06:14:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I hope they do.
04:06:14:10	04:06:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	laughing
04:06:16:29	04:06:19:19	Jesse [GM]	okay so uh you guys
04:06:17:22	04:06:21:05	Chris [TBD]	They’ll land like four feet above it and be like…
04:06:21:01	04:06:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	so we’re in a sphere right? We’re like in a submarine
04:06:22:17	04:06:32:14	Jesse [GM]	you’re in a sphere as soon as all of you jump out of the ship and basil you you’re leading the charge here and you i guess you punch the
04:06:32:14	04:06:38:16	Jesse [GM]	water right and you create this sphere that catches everybody um and is disguised uh the
04:06:38:16	04:06:49:21	Jesse [GM]	moment you’re like jumping out like this ship just explodes it’s just like it’s juste loaded with this stuff okay so you guys actually get blown like like a golf ball yeah
04:06:49:14	04:06:49:28	Chris [TBD]	Hey!
04:06:50:05	04:06:58:08	Brin [Basil]	i’m so glad i did the sphere oh my gosh a skipping stone
04:06:58:13	04:06:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	a gerbil ball
04:06:58:16	04:07:09:02	Jesse [GM]	you see all you see is just like crew members, shipmates just overboard. Everybody’s people flying through the air You see one tortle without a head
04:07:09:02	04:07:16:24	Jesse [GM]	just like flying and he’s skipping along the side of the water with you I think Yeah but he can’t do anything
04:07:09:03	04:07:10:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:07:14:07	04:07:15:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:07:17:19	04:07:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	his hand’s still scrabbling at his neck it’s
04:07:20:25	04:07:24:12	Jesse [GM]	And so this launches you We’ll say
04:07:25:18	04:07:37:11	Jesse [GM]	I’m going to change the orientation of the ship This is going to blow you further into the ocean like out away from land okay and so yeah you’re all in this bubble the only uh downside of
04:07:31:04	04:07:33:00	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, got it.
04:07:37:11	04:07:45:25	Jesse [GM]	this dome that you’re trapped in is it’s like you can’t really stand in it very well and you’re kind of like piled on top of each other So, you can decide how.
04:07:42:07	04:07:43:07	Chris [TBD]	It’s a circle.
04:07:44:01	04:07:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay all five of us are inside of a 10 -foot sphere all right hey guys guys guys okay everyone just stay calm let’s
04:07:47:28	04:07:56:08	Chris [TBD]	My allergies are going to kick in. You guys can’t…
04:07:52:19	04:07:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	being close to so many animals
04:07:56:21	04:08:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	gonna let’s um everyone let’s try to take three steps this way in unison what she’s tiny yeah
04:08:00:21	04:08:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	hey it’s worth pointing out that she’s one and a half feet i i’m uh like I figured it out. I’m four foot nine, so I’m quite a bit smaller.
04:08:06:07	04:08:17:13	Brin [Basil]	should i change this into a raft basically a flat square on the water. I know, but
04:08:17:13	04:08:28:11	Brin [Basil]	I could just punch the water again and just all walk I mean that was what I was thinking That’s why I did a sphere
04:08:18:29	04:08:21:15	Steve [Nortle]	You could enlarge me and I could…
04:08:22:06	04:08:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	if we just use it as a big hamster ball we just all have to like walk in unision
04:08:26:24	04:08:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	like yeah yeah let’s just see what happens well i mean we’re going to walk first we got
04:08:27:29	04:08:32:25	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re gonna try and run like in the hamster wheel or something
04:08:33:21	04:08:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	to learn how to walk before we run yeah i mean praise
04:08:34:17	04:08:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s the teaching of idiots.
04:08:35:16	04:08:45:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re not going anywhere.
04:08:36:13	04:08:44:10	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah exactly so uh this thing has like no friction or like any sort of traction on the
04:08:42:13	04:08:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	all right it’s just kind of like goes in
04:08:44:10	04:08:52:21	Jesse [GM]	you just stumble over top of each other yeah you’re just like falling on top of each other jenkins is like what the hell what the how was that you what i thought
04:08:45:14	04:08:53:05	Chris [TBD]	Stop moving!
04:08:46:03	04:08:46:29	Brin [Basil]	She’s spinning
04:08:52:21	04:08:57:14	Jesse [GM]	you thought you were stealthy you guys what we weren’t even in there for five minutes
04:08:58:28	04:08:59:28	Chris [TBD]	Mission accomplished!
04:08:58:29	04:09:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	met us before
04:09:01:27	04:09:03:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:09:02:17	04:09:03:22	Chris [TBD]	We blew it up!
04:09:05:27	04:09:11:10	Jesse [GM]	you look back at the ship and it’s just like pieces sinking into the ocean
04:09:06:11	04:09:07:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:09:10:01	04:09:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	it was Idius’ will
04:09:14:03	04:09:15:05	Jesse [GM]	shut up
04:09:20:18	04:09:23:19	Jesse [GM]	as you’re floating out here on the water sort of
04:09:26:05	04:09:26:23	Jesse [GM]	motionless
04:09:28:04	04:09:32:27	Jesse [GM]	there’s another ship that is basically right next to
04:09:29:00	04:09:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	hey
04:09:33:06	04:09:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	convenient
04:09:35:03	04:09:40:06	Jesse [GM]	yes there’s a ship passing by so you can choose to uh board the ship you’re close enough that
04:09:40:06	04:09:47:16	Jesse [GM]	you could you know scale your way up the ship um or you can stay in this bubble without any
04:09:46:16	04:09:49:01	Chris [TBD]	That looks like an empty raft.
04:09:51:02	04:09:58:15	Dave [Xeros]	can we look at the investigate the ship first and see if they have a standard or a banner
04:09:59:19	04:10:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	man guys, I’m rolling just amazing today
04:10:04:08	04:10:05:01	Chris [TBD]	I could help.
04:10:05:03	04:10:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yes, help action please
04:10:08:24	04:10:19:08	Jesse [GM]	you’re all while you’m looking at the ship will everybody make the constitution save we’re gonna see if you were in there long enough for the Veil Powder to have any effects, lasting effects on you for a little bit.
04:10:20:11	04:10:26:03	Dave [Xeros]	would that have been insight or investigation investigation yeah I got a nine what did
04:10:25:29	04:10:26:28	Chris [TBD]	I got a 12
04:10:29:01	04:10:33:09	Chris [TBD]	not for constitution per investigation right
04:10:33:20	04:10:35:16	Jesse [GM]	Okay. 12 is partial success.
04:10:36:19	04:10:41:17	Jesse [GM]	So the ship… It looks like it doesn’t appear threatening. It looks one of the ships
04:10:42:22	04:10:49:13	Jesse [GM]	hideous, like a local kind vessel. Doesn’t appear to be any reason for it to be harmful or anything.
04:10:43:22	04:10:44:25	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:10:51:12	04:11:03:04	Steve [Nortle]	constitution is 22.
04:10:52:12	04:10:56:05	Jesse [GM]	Sweet! Okay, you recognize that this is one of these exploration ships
04:10:56:25	04:10:57:12	Chris [TBD]	on constitution
04:10:57:03	04:11:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m my Constitution yeah it is has blessed me
04:10:57:04	04:11:09:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh sorry.
04:10:59:21	04:11:01:24	Jesse [GM]	Oops. Never mind. Ignore that.
04:11:04:02	04:11:13:22	Jesse [GM]	wow okay yeah you’re both good constitution save wow okay so yeah while you were roaming around
04:11:08:20	04:11:12:04	Chris [TBD]	got a 5 some
04:11:09:07	04:11:18:29	Brin [Basil]	I
04:11:13:22	04:11:25:16	Jesse [GM]	causing explosions and stuff you were like sniffing way too much of this powder yep yep sweet wow what is going on with basil
04:11:16:01	04:11:18:19	Chris [TBD]	kind of blue into my face yeah oh
04:11:18:29	04:11:27:16	Brin [Basil]	also got a five, I think because I shrank my…I was
04:11:21:18	04:11:23:15	Steve [Nortle]	This is the right side of the table to be on
04:11:23:19	04:11:24:21	Dave [Xeros]	right we’re gonna
04:11:27:16	04:11:31:03	Brin [Basil]	little more vulnerable it’s like that’s like kid drinking alcohol right?
04:11:30:16	04:11:31:04	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:11:32:12	04:11:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	at both of them and their pupils are like huge they’re just like
04:11:36:07	04:11:37:06	Chris [TBD]	purpley
04:11:36:07	04:11:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	They don’t think we’re own water we’re like we fly We’re on a cloud Big round Cloud
04:11:37:25	04:11:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:11:42:20	04:11:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	pixie dust
04:11:42:25	04:11:54:15	Jesse [GM]	did you both throw five wow okay cool um so the character for the next 30 minutes
04:11:46:18	04:11:47:14	Chris [TBD]	cool
04:11:47:14	04:12:02:01	Chris [TBD]	oh crap
04:11:47:19	04:12:02:20	Brin [Basil]	Great! Wonderful what oh
04:11:54:15	04:12:01:01	Jesse [GM]	um you do whatever anyone tells you to do uh that isn’t obviously self-destructive
04:12:01:12	04:12:07:22	Jesse [GM]	you’re extremely suggestive right now okay yeah so i think it’s like basically
04:12:02:20	04:12:05:02	Brin [Basil]	my gosh
04:12:04:22	04:12:06:16	Chris [TBD]	alright we’ll see where this goes
04:12:08:03	04:12:10:28	Brin [Basil]	Remember that I’m the one holding this ball together.
04:12:11:17	04:12:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	well on the boat I think maybe
04:12:12:20	04:12:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	your hand
04:12:14:24	04:12:22:19	Jesse [GM]	because you didn’t perform well in combat that you’re a little doubtful with your abilities and so you’re just like a little insecure so any suggestion yeah you’re like
04:12:21:04	04:12:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	you should convert to the Good Book of Idiots. Maybe your abilities will come back in force.
04:12:26:28	04:12:28:11	Brin [Basil]	Gosh damn it!
04:12:28:03	04:12:31:25	Jesse [GM]	she might read the book you might have to contest this maybe but I
04:12:28:16	04:12:39:24	Chris [TBD]	well anything that’s not harmful I would say Basil, that could be very self-destructive
04:12:34:01	04:12:36:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah it’s not self-destructive
04:12:34:28	04:12:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not harmful, it’s not…
04:12:38:01	04:12:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think that’s self-destructive at all. What you’re saying is Fowl Claw, what Fowlt Claw does every day is self- destructive. I don’ t think so.
04:12:42:10	04:12:54:05	Chris [TBD]	very subjective what alpha does to her very self
04:12:43:16	04:12:45:24	Brin [Basil]	That is the equivalent of suicide
04:12:50:10	04:12:53:29	Steve [Nortle]	Well, everything you did every day was self-destructive to you.
04:12:50:12	04:12:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	Well yeah but…
04:12:53:17	04:12:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but that’s the thing is I was a self-dest… back then
04:12:57:16	04:12:58:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yesterday.
04:12:58:23	04:13:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	I was A self-destructive person
04:12:59:21	04:13:08:02	Jesse [GM]	if you beat a fifth we’ll give you a little more If you beat a 12, You don’t have to read any material that he’s offering You.
04:13:08:24	04:13:10:06	Chris [TBD]	read it but maybe it won’t affect
04:13:11:02	04:13:21:15	Chris [TBD]	because he does she doesn’t do it all right
04:13:12:06	04:13:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hi Hey I have a pamphlet for you my friend I got a pamflet for both of you my friends The Good Book of Idiots says
04:13:20:17	04:13:30:23	Brin [Basil]	and well yeah i rolled a nine no
04:13:21:15	04:13:24:21	Chris [TBD]	i’ll pass that over all right
04:13:22:19	04:13:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there you go
04:13:23:16	04:13:24:00	Jesse [GM]	Nine
04:13:24:23	04:13:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	So does that add just like another conversion point?
04:13:29:18	04:13:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m gonna
04:13:30:23	04:13:38:08	Brin [Basil]	i do i do have some because we decided
04:13:33:12	04:13:33:20	Chris [TBD]	one.
04:13:34:08	04:13:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	We all have one except for him who’s like zealot now.
04:13:38:05	04:13:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	I actually have six, I rolled nat ones twice.
04:13:38:08	04:13:45:19	Brin [Basil]	yeah we decided
04:13:41:26	04:13:42:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’s right!
04:13:44:08	04:13:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	Foulclaw would be so impressed.
04:13:45:19	04:13:58:28	Brin [Basil]	it was four conversions right so this would be my second before fantastic
04:13:47:17	04:13:48:25	Chris [TBD]	So, I’ve got two.
04:13:49:23	04:13:50:28	Jesse [GM]	This would be your second
04:13:50:01	04:13:51:28	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got my second as well.
04:13:51:18	04:13:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	How long does this last?
04:13:52:19	04:13:58:16	Jesse [GM]	I’m going to Give you a chance to study the material And read this before we decide How it impacts you
04:13:59:19	04:14:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	So I got to…
04:13:59:22	04:14:06:09	Steve [Nortle]	That makes sense that normally Basil wouldn’t read it at all, but the suggestive thing with
04:14:02:21	04:14:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, but this is the thing.
04:14:05:00	04:14:10:08	Jesse [GM]	a high level of resistance still spiritually but she’s open to picking it up
04:14:09:27	04:14:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	This thing is I’m going to be teaching
04:14:10:26	04:14:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	progress.
04:14:11:07	04:14:14:02	Brin [Basil]	does anybody have some chips
04:14:14:21	04:14:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	her about the war chapters.
04:14:15:04	04:14:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	Well I have to hold it open for you because you have to keep your fists together
04:14:17:26	04:14:20:24	Brin [Basil]	That’s just my one fist.
04:14:20:14	04:14:21:15	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m just
04:14:20:20	04:14:22:17	Jesse [GM]	we’ll get back to this
04:14:22:02	04:14:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:14:22:27	04:14:28:27	Steve [Nortle]	slowly turning the pages unsure if you have finished so I just turn it whenever I feel like
04:14:29:24	04:14:37:00	Chris [TBD]	so TBD read it but he’s like yeah it was all right i mean it’s nice but there’s nothing really much in here about
04:14:37:20	04:14:52:29	Chris [TBD]	fire explosions music i mean oh
04:14:39:07	04:14:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	excuse me I just showed you the passage about when the priests of another deity tried to light
04:14:39:22	04:14:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	There’s some plot holes about
04:14:41:05	04:14:45:23	Brin [Basil]	There are some blobbles.
04:14:50:05	04:14:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	an entire altar on fire and they couldn’t do it and then you had one person walk in
04:14:52:29	04:14:53:10	Chris [TBD]	ball
04:14:54:17	04:14:55:04	Steve [Nortle]	Ballin
04:14:56:14	04:15:02:10	Chris [TBD]	balling i mean
04:14:58:01	04:15:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	disintegrate the entire mountaintop and that’s not about an explosion I tailored this lesson to you because I know you
04:15:04:19	04:15:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	and i love it yes
04:15:05:02	04:15:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	it
04:15:06:19	04:15:10:29	Jesse [GM]	you’re talking about the story of The Ways of the One Flame right?
04:15:12:28	04:15:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	maybe yeah yes yes that one
04:15:13:29	04:15:16:22	Jesse [GM]	uh the trial of fire and the prophetess
04:15:17:10	04:15:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	ready I’m glad that
04:15:20:25	04:15:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	i’m glad that this has been written yeah hajial yes yes thank you thank you oh idios thank you for giving me the haja spirit um
04:15:21:24	04:15:23:21	Brin [Basil]	Stop it!
04:15:22:26	04:15:25:13	Jesse [GM]	ha Hajail
04:15:29:21	04:15:35:06	Brin [Basil]	It was a hot trial, the HOT TRIAL.
04:15:33:19	04:15:36:16	Chris [TBD]	All right, I’ll read it again.
04:15:36:27	04:15:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s nothing about explosions and incinerating.
04:15:39:21	04:15:41:06	Jesse [GM]	call down celestial fire
04:15:40:19	04:15:48:27	Chris [TBD]	It does… I mean, I did go up a conversion level so obviously it affected me claim of judgment is righteous awesome
04:15:44:12	04:15:45:20	Jesse [GM]	of judgment yeah
04:15:45:04	04:15:45:27	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
04:15:48:27	04:15:55:08	Dave [Xeros]	Now for you my friends I have the pamphlet of Capitan Maranhai
04:15:55:25	04:15:56:24	Brin [Basil]	just want snacks.
04:15:56:08	04:16:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s all the war chapters It’s just about killing people
04:15:59:03	04:16:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the drugs talking. Got them on shoes.
04:16:02:27	04:16:08:10	Chris [TBD]	very munchy. How long does this last again? Okay.
04:16:06:27	04:16:07:23	Jesse [GM]	30 minutes
04:16:07:10	04:16:13:03	Dave [Xeros]	and disemboweling people and The Great Justice of Idios condemning people to death
04:16:13:06	04:16:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	You read that book fast!
04:16:15:02	04:16:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve read it several times before. I just haven’t, like, you know believed it till now.
04:16:24:05	04:16:28:25	Steve [Nortle]	Are we still just floating and we haven’t decided? There’s a boat that…
04:16:28:02	04:16:30:01	Jesse [GM]	is passing by yeah
04:16:28:15	04:16:29:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, crap!
04:16:29:04	04:16:29:14	Brin [Basil]	I am
04:16:29:14	04:16:43:19	Brin [Basil]	reading it I am reading it yes
04:16:29:25	04:16:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	Alright You… Okay, yeah I’m gonna go up this ship and if you don’t read the pamphlet then I guess you’re just staying here
04:16:36:29	04:16:39:22	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you’re still in the hamster ball of force.
04:16:38:29	04:16:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I am in the Hamster Ball of Force Can you let me out of the Hamstard Ball of Forces please?
04:16:39:22	04:16:43:27	Chris [TBD]	She has to release it. That is something you could suggest her to do.
04:16:43:19	04:16:45:14	Brin [Basil]	I have to say
04:16:45:14	04:16:56:15	Brin [Basil]	yes and i let go and we’re all in the water do you guys
04:16:45:26	04:16:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Hey, thanks Um Alright
04:16:49:04	04:16:50:10	Chris [TBD]	And we splash!
04:16:49:07	04:16:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	And we all go shh
04:16:51:12	04:16:55:24	Jesse [GM]	okay you okay so you’re gonna grab onto the ship you’re going to scale the ship
04:16:55:28	04:16:57:13	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, so if some…
04:16:56:15	04:17:00:24	Brin [Basil]	do you know what wet rabbits look like it’s not cute
04:16:58:26	04:16:59:15	Dave [Xeros]	I know
04:17:00:25	04:17:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	Wait.
04:17:01:05	04:17:05:14	Jesse [GM]	don’t don’t add any more to your condition
04:17:02:25	04:17:05:10	Chris [TBD]	Any more humiliation.
04:17:06:12	04:17:12:09	Brin [Basil]	I’m just laying on my back and crying. I’m floating belly side up, and I am just crying
04:17:07:08	04:17:09:19	Chris [TBD]	You have clothes on?
04:17:12:24	04:17:22:04	Jesse [GM]	if you like maneuver onto the ship smoothly let’s say that you
04:17:13:27	04:17:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	to see if we can, like as this is going away and get on the ship?
04:17:16:01	04:17:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	So if someone was watching there’s this illusion of a rap and then suddenly it just turns into
04:17:27:02	04:17:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	part zoo
04:17:30:19	04:17:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	What you don’t know…
04:17:30:28	04:17:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	part zealot
04:17:31:27	04:17:33:11	Brin [Basil]	part petting zoo
04:17:33:15	04:17:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	It was tight like a dish.
04:17:41:08	04:17:42:00	Chris [TBD]	What are we doing?
04:17:42:14	04:17:52:07	Jesse [GM]	you’re just rolling an acrobatics check to see how well you board the ship okay, you get on but we’re gonna see like if your performance flop on deck or if you
04:17:46:13	04:17:48:01	Chris [TBD]	Surprisingly acrobatic.
04:17:50:02	04:17:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	22
04:17:50:16	04:17:51:11	Chris [TBD]	Eighteen.
04:17:52:07	04:18:04:01	Jesse [GM]	like okay yeah you all man you’d like successfully just all kind of flip over the rail like onto deck of the ship you get up there there’s very few crew members that are a little stunned when
04:17:53:09	04:17:53:26	Brin [Basil]	Fourteen.
04:17:53:25	04:17:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	17.
04:17:54:17	04:17:55:12	Chris [TBD]	Eighteen
04:18:00:04	04:18:00:25	Steve [Nortle]	Ninja
04:18:01:16	04:18:14:29	Brin [Basil]	You’re curious, first of all is the
04:18:04:14	04:18:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys!
04:18:09:02	04:18:16:09	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have anything for like a sunburn aloe vera? My skin is still very
04:18:13:29	04:18:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	I have this pamphlet that i’d like you to read
04:18:14:13	04:18:15:28	Chris [TBD]	That’s the first thing he asks.
04:18:14:29	04:18:17:14	Brin [Basil]	first thing he asked so…
04:18:18:24	04:18:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	I asked them a question.
04:18:19:13	04:18:22:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so where are we headed?
04:18:23:05	04:18:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	I need to know if they have aloe vera.
04:18:25:11	04:18:36:04	Jesse [GM]	calls out he goes stowaways and you hear from like the upper deck near the helm of the ship, you hear a very authoritative voice say
04:18:28:01	04:18:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m a tortle.
04:18:28:25	04:18:40:26	Brin [Basil]	You sound
04:18:37:07	04:18:39:16	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know what an authoritative voice sounds like.
04:18:39:10	04:18:40:02	Steve [Nortle]	Sound like a pirate?
04:18:40:09	04:18:43:00	Chris [TBD]	Sound a little snooty…
04:18:42:11	04:18:44:15	Jesse [GM]	He’s like, who’s aboard my
04:18:44:16	04:18:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah,
04:18:47:19	04:18:49:01	Steve [Nortle]	it’s Captain Baja!
04:18:49:00	04:18:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the notorious upadeca
04:18:49:01	04:18:56:07	Brin [Basil]	Standing here with one leg
04:18:52:05	04:18:55:08	Jesse [GM]	Morgan You want to move those
04:18:54:23	04:18:56:22	Chris [TBD]	Standing there with one leg raised.
04:18:56:12	04:18:58:11	Jesse [GM]	minis off of the table there
04:18:56:20	04:19:09:14	Brin [Basil]	Who you
04:18:58:06	04:18:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah thank you
04:18:59:14	04:19:03:21	Jesse [GM]	and you lookup to the helm of the ship and you see a war
04:19:05:02	04:19:09:26	Jesse [GM]	captain up in the helm of the ship, and he is inquiring as to who you are.
04:19:09:01	04:19:10:14	Chris [TBD]	Oh nice, there he is.
04:19:10:14	04:19:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, look at him.
04:19:11:25	04:19:13:22	Jesse [GM]	Who’s aboard my ship? Who are you?
04:19:14:17	04:19:19:26	Steve [Nortle]	There are some travelers seeking out any sort of sunburned cream.
04:19:21:17	04:19:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is it?
04:19:22:11	04:19:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	My skin is… If I don’t take care of this, it’s going to start to slough off and it makes for… It looks like the worst kind of dandruff you could ever imagine
04:19:32:15	04:19:36:08	Dave [Xeros]	Our ship just blew up so thank you for picking us up.
04:19:34:27	04:19:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why Byron.
04:19:36:20	04:19:38:27	Brin [Basil]	I just got attacked by two dogs.
04:19:39:17	04:19:42:17	Jesse [GM]	He looks at you. He says that was your
04:19:42:29	04:19:48:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, this one was smart enough to put us in a little golf ball and threw us all the way across the water.
04:19:48:16	04:19:50:06	Brin [Basil]	We weren’t a part of the crew.
04:19:50:07	04:19:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	And blessings to you, my friend, for picking us up.
04:19:53:13	04:20:01:04	Jesse [GM]	are you trying to deceive him right now in your saintly state because you’re saying that you were part of the You said our ship
04:19:56:07	04:20:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m not trying – no, yeah, we were on the ship. I’m Not Trying To Deceive Him. Oh, sorry.
04:19:59:00	04:20:01:21	Chris [TBD]	You told him it was your ship.
04:20:00:23	04:20:05:06	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, we were on there! We’re not going to attack the… We’re no-
04:20:02:05	04:20:05:01	Jesse [GM]	you said ours yeah
04:20:05:29	04:20:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	The ship that we were On just blew up and it threw us across the world but she, the quick-witted person that she is and yet very diminutive thought very quickly
04:20:08:14	04:20:15:28	Jesse [GM]	okay um
04:20:16:24	04:20:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	and put us in a little coon ball thing and it drew us throughout. Yeah, so you guys are, for lack of better terminology, our saviors.
04:20:24:05	04:20:27:05	Brin [Basil]	I’ll tell you a secret. Oh, we blew it up.
04:20:31:28	04:20:39:24	Jesse [GM]	respects the yeah he respects the um ingenuity
04:20:36:03	04:20:36:22	Chris [TBD]	that out?
04:20:41:21	04:20:42:25	Brin [Basil]	Pretty sweet, huh?
04:20:42:05	04:20:52:08	Jesse [GM]	uh he looks he looks at you and he can tell like he’s impressed with what you managed to do and then he also takes a little pity on you because
04:20:44:08	04:20:45:26	Chris [TBD]	Don’t tell anybody.
04:20:52:08	04:20:54:15	Jesse [GM]	if you look a little disheveled right now
04:20:54:03	04:20:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, wet rabbits look terrible.
04:20:55:20	04:20:58:27	Brin [Basil]	My arms are bleeding. I’m all wet.
04:20:56:03	04:20:58:24	Jesse [GM]	a little wet rabbit yeah um
04:20:57:29	04:21:00:06	Steve [Nortle]	And I’m sunburned.
04:20:58:19	04:21:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	Can I do an investigation real quick with wet rabbit because the fluff is gone? Can I try to find out what her tattoo is?
04:21:00:25	04:21:10:02	Brin [Basil]	My ears are saggy. I
04:21:04:20	04:21:11:24	Steve [Nortle]	Because her cloak is still
04:21:07:01	04:21:08:27	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. How would you be able to see it?
04:21:08:03	04:21:10:27	Jesse [GM]	i don’t think yeah no i don t think it would be visible
04:21:10:02	04:21:16:26	Brin [Basil]	have my cloak on absolutely no one can see my back. No way, no way!
04:21:15:26	04:21:20:22	Jesse [GM]	so he like kneels down to you I think that takes your little rabbit paw gauntlet
04:21:16:26	04:21:25:07	Brin [Basil]	You’re holding a very lucky hand right now
04:21:19:20	04:21:21:16	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a dwarf, right?
04:21:25:06	04:21:30:23	Chris [TBD]	Well she’s still shrunk. He thinks she’s a normal rabbit because you’re still shrunken.
04:21:25:07	04:21:28:27	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no! He’s way taller than…
04:21:30:14	04:21:37:08	Jesse [GM]	he looks at you and he goes we’ve been very suspicious of those lycory ships lately
04:21:37:13	04:21:38:19	Brin [Basil]	Us too
04:21:38:10	04:21:41:10	Jesse [GM]	anything anyone does
04:21:41:01	04:21:42:24	Brin [Basil]	I was sick of their shit, man.
04:21:43:03	04:21:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	they were trying
04:21:44:16	04:21:47:11	Jesse [GM]	Loads of shit, loads. We’re tired of it. Yep.
04:21:49:16	04:22:01:05	Jesse [GM]	And he points back at the ship and he says that was one of their kind of like larger vessels so it’s pretty impressive that you managed to take the whole thing down.
04:22:00:23	04:22:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	practiced two chapters ago
04:22:01:03	04:22:01:17	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
04:22:01:14	04:22:01:17	Jesse [GM]	Okay?
04:22:02:01	04:22:03:04	Brin [Basil]	have seen his spell.
04:22:03:28	04:22:12:11	Jesse [GM]	Do you two want to make a investigation or perception roll while you’re looking back at this ship real quick
04:22:16:08	04:22:17:19	Steve [Nortle]	I only got an eight.
04:22:18:27	04:22:19:26	Brin [Basil]	I got
04:22:19:16	04:22:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m still just really focused on getting some sort of dermal care,
04:22:21:03	04:22:22:24	Brin [Basil]	definitely above a 15.
04:22:25:09	04:22:27:10	Brin [Basil]	Investigation? I got 18.
04:22:28:04	04:22:30:17	Steve [Nortle]	even some moisturizer. Shea butter?
04:22:32:04	04:22:43:10	Jesse [GM]	one of the crew members comes one ofthe crew members come to you yeah you don’t know you donno what it is but he has a tub of like some cream yeah and it’s bad but he’s
04:22:33:16	04:22:35:03	Brin [Basil]	They have some lard!
04:22:36:18	04:22:37:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:22:38:19	04:22:39:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s not filtered.
04:22:39:21	04:22:41:16	Chris [TBD]	And it stinks.
04:22:43:27	04:22:46:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s bag bomb. That’s what it is.
04:22:46:26	04:22:48:20	Jesse [GM]	yeah he gives you a scoop of
04:22:48:08	04:22:49:08	Steve [Nortle]	from a spermaceti?
04:22:50:13	04:22:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can I roll to find out what that is?
04:22:53:23	04:22:57:26	Jesse [GM]	well what do you expect there’s a bunch of semen on these ships you know what do they expect
04:22:59:10	04:23:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	Did they come from Moby Dick?
04:23:02:26	04:23:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	It definitely is a white whale, my friend.
04:23:04:23	04:23:05:07	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:23:06:08	04:23:07:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
04:23:10:29	04:23:18:11	Brin [Basil]	my baked
04:23:11:03	04:23:11:17	Jesse [GM]	your
04:23:13:03	04:23:24:23	Jesse [GM]	look back at the ship with your keen eyesight you guys are a ways away the ship is burning and sinking uh dave remind me uh during our
04:23:18:11	04:23:44:16	Brin [Basil]	keen eyesight and i
04:23:20:09	04:23:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	Your pupils are dilated. You should be able with a lot of light getting in.
04:23:24:23	04:23:33:26	Jesse [GM]	vision that we had in like greenport who was the guy that she decapitated what was he
04:23:25:29	04:23:29:12	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh. Yep.
04:23:33:28	04:23:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	He was a turtle. He was like a giant like morphed 18 foot tall yeah he’s huge yep
04:23:37:14	04:23:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	such an awesome dad.
04:23:40:05	04:23:49:22	Jesse [GM]	18 foot tall he’s huge again this is a pretty large vessel that you’re sinking
04:23:44:16	04:23:45:10	Brin [Basil]	didn’t even know that
04:23:45:10	04:24:20:12	Brin [Basil]	my sword could do that it’s awesome just
04:23:50:16	04:23:53:09	Jesse [GM]	and aboard the ship you see him on
04:23:54:22	04:24:06:21	Jesse [GM]	the ship is going down, okay? People are panicking, people are jumping overboard. This guy is just stone cold there’s like flames around him and he’s staring over at you guys
04:24:02:19	04:24:03:13	Chris [TBD]	Staring.
04:24:06:21	04:24:07:15	Jesse [GM]	for the ship
04:24:07:13	04:24:08:21	Chris [TBD]	Thought you cut his head off.
04:24:09:10	04:24:11:05	Jesse [GM]	well in the future we did
04:24:12:22	04:24:13:24	Jesse [GM]	He is just
04:24:13:04	04:24:14:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh that was the future.
04:24:16:00	04:24:16:17	Jesse [GM]	mentally
04:24:18:22	04:24:20:17	Jesse [GM]	memorizing every characteristic
04:24:20:12	04:24:31:14	Brin [Basil]	like literally this make us a bunch of
04:24:22:25	04:24:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	Minol Illusion
04:24:23:05	04:24:24:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:23:29	04:24:27:21	Chris [TBD]	could he see where we were? We were a floating boat
04:24:31:14	04:24:41:25	Brin [Basil]	naked something oh hey
04:24:31:15	04:24:32:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:32:23	04:24:41:14	Dave [Xeros]	is it alright if I cast Mino Illusion real quick at the very little like on myself yeah okay
04:24:41:21	04:24:52:16	Jesse [GM]	yeah he’s he’s basically seen you scale the side of the ship and he’s like as the ship has been going down he’s been looking for any potential like enemy that could have done this if you’re you’re the only thing
04:24:52:16	04:25:02:22	Jesse [GM]	that he spotted yep so okay but he just sees you he’s not he’s no attacking anything like
04:24:52:28	04:24:54:17	Chris [TBD]	Okay, that makes sense
04:24:55:16	04:24:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay I make myself look like Jenkins
04:24:57:07	04:25:07:24	Chris [TBD]	I know how
04:24:59:26	04:25:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	I know
04:25:00:07	04:25:04:18	Brin [Basil]	then you does he see this
04:25:02:22	04:25:07:26	Jesse [GM]	that but depends on if he casts minor illusion
04:25:07:18	04:25:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	how this ends buddy it
04:25:10:23	04:25:11:28	Chris [TBD]	Remember me
04:25:11:10	04:25:14:15	Jesse [GM]	if he cast minor illusion or not okay we’ll see what his illusion does
04:25:13:17	04:25:14:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:25:14:16	04:25:26:02	Brin [Basil]	that’s what I do and mind you my hands are wet so like You can really see my middle finger, even though it’s an inch tall.
04:25:19:18	04:25:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	is
04:25:23:11	04:25:29:28	Chris [TBD]	it’s not cute
04:25:25:03	04:25:29:00	Jesse [GM]	not obstructed by all this fluff yeah perfect
04:25:29:14	04:25:31:12	Brin [Basil]	These are- they’re not soft paws.
04:25:30:22	04:25:33:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just the mitten and we have to infer what’s happening.
04:25:34:16	04:25:35:11	Jesse [GM]	yeah
04:25:35:17	04:25:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	pretty sure his name is Krull. K -R -U -L -L.
04:25:41:24	04:25:42:20	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:25:44:20	04:25:56:01	Jesse [GM]	so the captain of the ship he welcomes you he explains to you that this ship is bound for idios and he explains to you that he’s actually part
04:25:53:03	04:25:54:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:25:56:01	04:25:58:12	Jesse [GM]	of the exploration uh
04:26:03:05	04:26:04:20	Jesse [GM]	the explorers
04:26:03:06	04:26:05:28	Chris [TBD]	the league of explorers
04:26:06:01	04:26:16:27	Jesse [GM]	of explorers exposition yeah yeah um league of explorars and they are returning like from
04:26:06:04	04:26:08:00	Steve [Nortle]	You mean The League of Exposition?
04:26:07:18	04:26:11:12	Chris [TBD]	yeah where’s your owl
04:26:16:27	04:26:24:02	Jesse [GM]	kind of the outside world um and yeah he uh because of time he’s gonna he’s going to explain
04:26:27:13	04:26:30:00	Chris [TBD]	are you from
04:26:28:24	04:26:30:15	Dave [Xeros]	Are you from Gomorrah?
04:26:28:26	04:26:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so it’s not Captain Morrigan? I wrote down Captain Morrgan.
04:26:31:12	04:26:41:28	Jesse [GM]	sorry Captain Sogmann you’re gonna have to rewrite yep uh yep captain sogman and he explains
04:26:34:22	04:26:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	How do you write some?
04:26:37:17	04:26:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Sogman?
04:26:41:28	04:26:48:16	Jesse [GM]	to you that they’re returning to idios they’ve been out exploring the outside world david do you have any outside world lore that
04:26:48:16	04:26:54:10	Jesse [GM]	want to dump here if you want to drop some outside world law real quick he that would be great and
04:26:48:19	04:26:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	man do you want me to drop you some outside…yeah I can do that!
04:26:54:10	04:27:04:25	Jesse [GM]	then he also is going to mention that he actually is one of these professors at school videos he’s actually the head of one of the houses that’s within
04:27:06:25	04:27:08:14	Chris [TBD]	what luck
04:27:11:27	04:27:13:10	Jesse [GM]	give us some outside world lore
04:27:14:18	04:27:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	the port city of Lesos in the northern part here at Thessau. They were actually on a journey inland to try to find the high elven city of Aru, A-R-U with
04:27:26:11	04:27:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	little um yeah so they
04:27:33:29	04:27:44:16	Dave [Xeros]	actually made the trek down south they went across the plains and then dropped down into a valley but magical aura kind of permeated the entire forest
04:27:44:22	04:27:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	And they just would, it’s like one of those old school Sierra games when you play King’s Quest and you just walk from thing to thing and you had to do the exact right sequence to get there so they could never actually find it.
04:27:55:07	04:28:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	So they just walked around in circles for about three or four weeks and decided to make their way back. But they did find some artifacts from a great battle that happened this year.
04:28:06:13	04:28:13:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, a lot of bigger devices, right? I mean these people that obviously attack Eru were probably Goliath-sized. Very big.
04:28:15:06	04:28:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	But yeah, but the interesting thing is there is some very advanced technology built into this
04:28:23:04	04:28:33:23	Dave [Xeros]	armor and these weapons that is kind of things that we don’t understand. A lot like the – what was it? The hoverboard that the Paracopra, like, was flying around on?
04:28:32:29	04:28:35:02	Chris [TBD]	Kind of a submarine, I thought.
04:28:34:16	04:28:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, well… I think they were.
04:28:35:08	04:28:40:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah there was a submarine that was what’s it was so puzzling
04:28:36:13	04:28:37:15	Chris [TBD]	It was a submarine.
04:28:38:04	04:28:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there was a submarine.
04:28:40:19	04:28:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so there was just like – yeah. Yeah. So we know of these sort of devices that existed in the past, but he found a lot
04:28:41:09	04:28:43:00	Chris [TBD]	Eric Okra in the submarine.
04:28:43:12	04:28:43:23	Jesse [GM]	Mm-hmm.
04:28:44:04	04:28:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah that’s so weird actually
04:28:46:25	04:28:47:23	Chris [TBD]	That’s awesome.
04:28:51:17	04:29:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	of these things and they’re all in crates underneath bringing back this study at the University of Hitties. That’s what they just got back from me.
04:28:58:16	04:29:00:14	Chris [TBD]	So that’s what these guys just did?
04:29:01:29	04:29:02:19	Chris [TBD]	Nice!
04:29:03:25	04:29:15:23	Jesse [GM]	Yep. Yeah. And you guys explain to him? you tell him that you are going to the school of idios uh he mentions his professor um and
04:29:15:23	04:29:19:15	Jesse [GM]	that you’ll be attending the school and attending classes as well
04:29:19:12	04:29:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	have turned over New Leaf and just barely converted to this theology, wholehearted.
04:29:26:13	04:29:31:10	Jesse [GM]	he gives you he gives uuuh he gives us some supplies he gives me some food
04:29:27:08	04:29:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	She…
04:29:28:28	04:29:32:08	Brin [Basil]	Some kelp.
04:29:33:01	04:29:43:03	Jesse [GM]	those for you guys actually because some of you need some healing you guys you do receive healing from the purple filth effects even though you are still very
04:29:33:26	04:29:42:02	Brin [Basil]	Kelp chips Oh, okay
04:29:42:02	04:30:05:24	Brin [Basil]	2d4
04:29:43:03	04:29:50:25	Jesse [GM]	suggestive uh suggestible and so you get uh two
04:29:50:25	04:30:02:16	Jesse [GM]	uh 2d4 plus three you can add in there the cream does not do anything but you have a quite a bit of purple filth that
04:29:50:26	04:29:53:29	Chris [TBD]	full help i’m good I did not get hurt at all
04:29:54:23	04:30:05:16	Steve [Nortle]	i got very hurt can the cream do anything for me you
04:30:00:23	04:30:04:22	Chris [TBD]	I can cast healing word on you
04:30:06:04	04:30:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	i don’t know that i would i don t think i know anything about the purple filth like to use it if that makes sense It’s like, why would I know that this can heal me?
04:30:13:14	04:30:26:04	Brin [Basil]	reading it
04:30:13:20	04:30:15:18	Chris [TBD]	let me cast healing word
04:30:16:20	04:30:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	to convert with Idios’ help you would heal
04:30:20:04	04:30:31:06	Jesse [GM]	the night foragers they tried to take they offered you some hesitantly and you like hallucinated right but you were healed like you were like fully
04:30:25:06	04:30:25:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah.
04:30:27:15	04:30:28:07	Brin [Basil]	You’re lucky.
04:30:29:16	04:30:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	chapters
04:30:31:06	04:30:33:16	Jesse [GM]	healed after you took like the veil roots that they had this is
04:30:33:11	04:30:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right. The one I wasn’t supposed to eat but I totally did. Yeah, go me.
04:30:37:13	04:30:40:21	Jesse [GM]	you’ve experienced some of the healing powers before so you’re familiar
04:30:40:05	04:30:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	So I would?
04:30:42:04	04:30:47:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so how much…
04:30:42:22	04:30:45:18	Jesse [GM]	you would know that this has healing effects
04:30:46:01	04:30:48:13	Chris [TBD]	could also give you a
04:30:50:00	04:30:54:00	Chris [TBD]	5 plus 1d4 with Healing Word.
04:30:53:27	04:30:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you should because I got wrecked by one single attack.
04:30:55:12	04:30:56:01	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:30:56:28	04:31:06:11	Brin [Basil]	It was 2d4 plus what?
04:30:57:27	04:30:58:01	Chris [TBD]	Oh!
04:30:58:01	04:31:01:06	Jesse [GM]	you will have to make a con save each time you take it though
04:31:02:19	04:31:04:29	Chris [TBD]	Well, would you rather just me do Healing Word?
04:31:07:10	04:31:11:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, let’s… Yeah, I mean there’s no rush right now so we may as well play it safe.
04:31:10:18	04:31:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	Well and it depends on how far out of the city you are. I mean you guys could like long rest.
04:31:14:02	04:31:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	Are we doing a long rest on the way back?
04:31:17:18	04:31:22:08	Jesse [GM]	you’re not that far from idios a little short rest
04:31:19:23	04:31:21:06	Dave [Xeros]	Could we short rest?
04:31:22:09	04:31:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, short rest. All right.
04:31:26:13	04:31:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	Is there… Is there any person that, in this short period of time that I could just saddle up to and learn more about the good book of Didius and his university?
04:31:36:08	04:31:37:13	Steve [Nortle]	So you are going to heal me?
04:31:38:13	04:31:40:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’ll cast Healing Word.
04:31:39:25	04:31:46:17	Jesse [GM]	not necessarily sagman just tells you more about like the explorations and stuff and kind of uh the
04:31:43:02	04:31:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay so two four seven
04:31:45:07	04:31:45:25	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent.
04:31:48:05	04:31:59:23	Jesse [GM]	um uh well um he he’s he’s basically like a follower of like bjorn yeah so like he knows
04:31:53:29	04:31:54:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:31:56:07	04:31:58:07	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got questions for him for sure.
04:32:01:15	04:32:11:11	Chris [TBD]	Didn’t we read something didn’t the statue kind of give a hint or something in the middle of town that maybe Bjorn’s whereabouts are unknown.
04:32:12:03	04:32:19:27	Jesse [GM]	just it just reminded you that he is like basically determined like lost at sea is yeah nobody knows him and the aracocra
04:32:16:17	04:32:17:20	Chris [TBD]	Lost at sea, yeah.
04:32:19:27	04:32:24:14	Jesse [GM]	took off on an exploration journey together and they never returned so nobody knows what
04:32:25:01	04:32:28:17	Chris [TBD]	Got it. Okay. Before I move on
04:32:29:26	04:32:38:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to cast Healing Word on Nortle and I’m going to look at him and I’re going to say skin! Oh my god, here come here
04:32:40:01	04:32:41:13	Chris [TBD]	touch your shell or whatever
04:32:42:10	04:32:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m like barely over four and a half feet tall so at this point you have to really lean over to pat me on the shoulder
04:32:49:14	04:32:52:20	Chris [TBD]	just like pick you up turn into like a wheel
04:32:49:20	04:32:52:19	Brin [Basil]	And he puts both of his hands on his head like this.
04:32:53:04	04:32:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	My head just goes into my shell
04:32:56:11	04:33:00:15	Chris [TBD]	So you get 1d4 plus 5 to heal.
04:33:01:19	04:33:13:12	Chris [TBD]	And then, yeah, I’m going to turn to Kev and Sogman and say, oh, you’re an explorer? You know my great-grandfather was Jacques Bjorn. Do you know
04:33:13:12	04:33:15:27	Chris [TBD]	anything about Jacques Björn?
04:33:18:20	04:33:22:01	Jesse [GM]	he’s like kind of fangirling a little bit now that you mentioned
04:33:25:20	04:33:27:09	Chris [TBD]	There’s something troubling me.
04:33:28:18	04:33:30:05	Chris [TBD]	We don’t really ever know what
04:33:29:28	04:33:30:11	Jesse [GM]	your question
04:33:31:10	04:33:42:03	Chris [TBD]	happened to Jacques where he ended up. I mean, I’d love to… There’s a beautiful down south Where I’m from, we have a grave site
04:33:33:17	04:33:34:04	Jesse [GM]	yes
04:33:42:03	04:33:47:19	Chris [TBD]	that’s the dedication of memory of him but he got to rest his actual remains.
04:33:48:12	04:33:56:04	Jesse [GM]	yeah um he he tells you that all he knows is like the same location of kind of the uh monument
04:33:56:19	04:33:56:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
04:33:56:21	04:34:03:05	Jesse [GM]	um but he doesn’t know anything about his like resting place or if he’s alive and
04:34:03:05	04:34:09:27	Jesse [GM]	like that they’ve been unable to determine it but he does direct you um aboard the ship so
04:34:09:27	04:34:20:10	Jesse [GM]	he’s part of the school of exploration basically or the house um that’s at the school and he’s going to direct your attention he has like something of a little library and like research
04:34:20:10	04:34:26:29	Jesse [GM]	journals aboard the shit um and he uh is going to correct you to a research paper by jacques
04:34:26:29	04:34:33:12	Jesse [GM]	bjorn himself um and she’s gonna give you this for some light reading in your own time on your way
04:34:33:12	04:34:41:03	Jesse [GM]	to idios okay he gets some light reading yeah about exploration he doesn’t necessarily have
04:34:34:08	04:34:35:04	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
04:34:43:17	04:34:45:11	Chris [TBD]	This is like his journals.
04:34:44:14	04:34:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	of the school I’m really i’m ready to learn can And I… Hey, can I saddle up next to you and read some of that?
04:34:49:17	04:34:57:19	Jesse [GM]	we could really use more hands on deck here as we enter the port uh why don’t you look a little flimsy there look like it could do some
04:34:52:01	04:34:53:00	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha ha!
04:34:57:19	04:35:06:29	Jesse [GM]	meat on your bones why don’s you go go hoist the sails you know some crew members come over they kind of like sandwich you and they like rush you over to like, you know, start
04:35:07:21	04:35:13:18	Steve [Nortle]	They’re no longer suggestible though, right? It’s the 30 minutes. We’re on board long enough.
04:35:13:05	04:35:15:02	Jesse [GM]	We’re going to give you five minutes
04:35:15:05	04:35:16:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
04:35:17:22	04:35:19:26	Brin [Basil]	What the hell man?
04:35:20:25	04:35:22:19	Jesse [GM]	because we didn’t use this at all.
04:35:21:04	04:35:21:19	Dave [Xeros]	Basil!
04:35:22:08	04:35:28:07	Brin [Basil]	Go away Eros. What?
04:35:25:04	04:35:26:23	Jesse [GM]	to heal yourself? Just that? Okay.
04:35:25:10	04:35:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	No.
04:35:27:05	04:35:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
04:35:27:11	04:35:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, hey! You want to tell me that I won The race, remember?
04:35:28:07	04:35:40:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m trying to take a nap what did you say can i roll for this
04:35:32:01	04:35:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that is…
04:35:32:29	04:35:38:19	Steve [Nortle]	You wanted to tell Me that That I won The race and You lost
04:35:40:22	04:35:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	sure that actually does hurt her.
04:35:43:16	04:35:47:08	Brin [Basil]	that is self-destruct, that is the definition of self destruction
04:35:44:13	04:35:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	Psychic damage
04:35:45:06	04:35:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That would be psychic damage.
04:35:50:28	04:36:02:08	Brin [Basil]	no! That’s the answer to quite
04:35:51:16	04:35:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’d make him roll for it and make him get a 90 to 100
04:35:54:04	04:36:01:19	Jesse [GM]	think i think yeah i think you have to be pretty like clever how you like word this and pretty persuasive so we’ll like yeah you have
04:36:02:08	04:36:03:24	Brin [Basil]	literally trick me
04:36:02:25	04:36:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	your intelligence is through the roof.
04:36:04:28	04:36:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	straight roll what if I got a two instead
04:36:09:26	04:36:10:13	Jesse [GM]	he’ll be convinced
04:36:10:13	04:36:22:09	Jesse [GM]	how many
04:36:11:15	04:36:12:04	Dave [Xeros]	Uh…
04:36:15:00	04:36:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	I think you get slapped in the face actually with a 2.
04:36:19:04	04:36:24:00	Brin [Basil]	and you know what that slap’s going to give you a little basil leaf burn
04:36:23:29	04:36:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
04:36:23:29	04:36:25:12	Chris [TBD]	is
04:36:25:14	04:36:26:13	Jesse [GM]	are there
04:36:27:04	04:36:30:12	Steve [Nortle]	it just looks like my mottled skin
04:36:28:06	04:36:32:10	Brin [Basil]	and you look at the back of the back of his shell is just covered in them
04:36:32:06	04:36:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	as it happened i just come over with some more semen salve and just
04:36:36:14	04:36:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	that’s how it was spermaceti
04:36:37:15	04:36:41:11	Jesse [GM]	no please no please
04:36:40:12	04:36:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	no it’s salve that a seaman gave you yeah basil
04:36:42:09	04:36:50:16	Chris [TBD]	is that what sperm said he is yeah and what is it
04:36:42:13	04:36:50:15	Jesse [GM]	oh no uh chris
04:36:44:29	04:36:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	Spermesteadic comes from sperm whales.
04:36:50:16	04:36:54:19	Chris [TBD]	is it like the uh just slime around their bodies or
04:36:52:16	04:36:56:29	Brin [Basil]	excuse me it’s as it been five minutes
04:36:53:24	04:36:56:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s something that’s like inside of them
04:36:59:20	04:37:01:24	Brin [Basil]	What? I’m trying to take a nap.
04:37:01:27	04:37:09:19	Jesse [GM]	Chris all you really need to want to pay attention on there is under the section speculation and theory I think it’s on the back side that’s really kind of
04:37:07:08	04:37:08:28	Chris [TBD]	okay awesome hey
04:37:10:24	04:37:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	having us work i i need some help i feel like I feel like you’ve been on a lot of ships and done a lot
04:37:14:14	04:37:17:05	Brin [Basil]	I am working. These kettle chips are delicious.
04:37:19:11	04:37:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	things. Can you teach me a couple things? About maybe some knots or… Okay, so that’s how we’re going to play
04:37:24:05	04:37:27:00	Brin [Basil]	I sure can, and I tie his hands behind his back.
04:37:31:01	04:37:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	this. Back in the bar when you slapped me I thought you had no feelings for me but apparently
04:37:37:21	04:37:42:18	Brin [Basil]	Can I drop him off of the… However high he’s climbed, can I push him off?
04:37:39:04	04:37:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	How would Idiot feel about your innuendo there, friend?
04:37:42:20	04:37:44:10	Dave [Xeros]	We’re just digging in aren’t we?
04:37:44:21	04:37:49:23	Brin [Basil]	Falling damage? How much? That’s what I’m gonna do! Yeah.
04:37:52:13	04:37:55:26	Brin [Basil]	Is there a plank? Can I? Damn it!
04:37:53:00	04:37:55:27	Jesse [GM]	he’s trying to kill you no there’s no plank no you can try and
04:37:55:14	04:37:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	Do they have any pirate hats?
04:37:59:27	04:38:03:10	Brin [Basil]	Can I just- I just want to slap him. Can I just slap him again?
04:38:02:13	04:38:05:02	Jesse [GM]	yes yeah let’s upgrade you to pirate hat yeah
04:38:05:13	04:38:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	i can i yeah the tricorna hats
04:38:06:05	04:38:06:16	Steve [Nortle]	What?
04:38:11:17	04:38:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, Nortle wants that.
04:38:12:19	04:38:20:13	Jesse [GM]	yeah they are one of those sogman if you work on the ship if you help him like into port and do some of the chores with them
04:38:15:23	04:38:16:12	Brin [Basil]	look awesome.
04:38:20:05	04:38:20:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh man.
04:38:20:13	04:38:28:15	Jesse [GM]	then he’ll give you a hat why are you tied up what am i listening to
04:38:21:26	04:38:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	can I roll a slide of hand real quick get out of these bonds real quick this thing is I
04:38:25:21	04:38:26:09	Chris [TBD]	Ponds!
04:38:26:16	04:38:33:19	Brin [Basil]	Can I kick it? I tied him up. He said, will you teach me something and I tied his hands behind his back.
04:38:28:15	04:38:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	she just tied me up I asked her had yeah I was asking about knots I wanted to help but
04:38:35:25	04:38:42:18	Dave [Xeros]	she didn’t want to help so you don’t but you don’ understand how many times I’ve been tied
04:38:36:16	04:38:40:14	Jesse [GM]	no i think you’re tied up i think that they’re yeah I think
04:38:42:18	04:38:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	up in the past so you know i mean i mean come on it’s just a sleight of hand and i won’t do
04:38:43:14	04:38:43:25	Brin [Basil]	Blech!
04:38:45:22	04:38:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	Every session Every sexual cat.
04:38:47:24	04:38:48:14	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
04:38:47:25	04:38:51:19	Brin [Basil]	I don’t think he wanted
04:38:52:23	04:38:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	anything after that i’ll just slip out and be like okay fine you didn’t want to hang out cool
04:38:58:13	04:39:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	but yeah okay there we go i did not
04:38:58:16	04:39:00:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah go ahead and see if you can break out of it
04:39:02:08	04:39:12:25	Jesse [GM]	nice so you attempt to break out of it and Sogman sees what’s happening he basically deduces that you’re like the leader of this band and he’s super proud of you uh
04:39:11:27	04:39:14:07	Brin [Basil]	a freaking one-and-a-half foot bunny
04:39:13:28	04:39:22:23	Jesse [GM]	he sees that he’s trying to wriggle out of his knots and he comes over and goes, let me teach you some old sailor’s knots here. And he ties them even tighter so that you don’t get up.
04:39:21:07	04:39:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	great oh man you know what there was this girl in pearl that just like i mean I mean, you’ve doubled up almost as well As she has If you flip it this way And put my fingers around it
04:39:31:27	04:39:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	And pull it through three or four more times You know if you didn’t like that It’s almost impossible to get out FYI
04:39:39:21	04:39:45:10	Jesse [GM]	He’s like, ah yes, the quadruple fisherman I remember this one Yes, I know that knot very well
04:39:43:00	04:39:43:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:39:43:13	04:39:46:24	Chris [TBD]	And then, the user reports…
04:39:45:03	04:39:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	I do the reverse pair of hands And I’m like, hideous blesses
04:39:49:26	04:39:53:22	Brin [Basil]	reverse first step through your arms.
04:39:51:06	04:40:02:21	Jesse [GM]	So as you’re approaching idios you guys are pretty close you’re about to reach the port you can see the city and everything um jenkins jay kins is there is she here with jenkin she’s still
04:40:01:16	04:40:05:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, she was with us in the sphere.
04:40:02:21	04:40:09:23	Jesse [GM]	she was here um jaykins uh she
04:40:09:23	04:40:15:29	Jesse [GM]	uh she gives each of you a hundred gold because she found
04:40:15:29	04:40:26:06	Jesse [GM]	quite a bit of gold looting the ship before you guys took off she may be keeping more for herself But she goes, here’s your payment. Thanks for your help back there.
04:40:19:14	04:40:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	That’s nice
04:40:22:19	04:40:24:00	Brin [Basil]	She wouldn’t let us know.
04:40:27:27	04:40:32:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hey You still owe me a lot more But that’s okay I’ll consider this a down payment
04:40:33:06	04:40:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	We should be good. At some point, hopefully.
04:40:35:28	04:40:42:28	Jesse [GM]	call it square for now about that if you can use
04:40:37:14	04:40:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	How do I earn this hat?
04:40:42:28	04:40:52:22	Jesse [GM]	your shell to like swap the deck before we port so like a quick wax on the deck then you can get a hat like if you press him.
04:40:52:29	04:41:00:03	Jesse [GM]	So we’re going to say what would that be acrobatics which is fantastic for you?
04:40:56:21	04:40:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so let’s do an acrobatics.
04:41:00:20	04:41:07:12	Jesse [GM]	um but because you’re doing it like pretty fast yeah let’s do a percentage
04:41:01:02	04:41:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s see
04:41:04:12	04:41:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	what percentage I’m able to get. So I’m rolling ball. I’m going to roll it and see if it works how much I managed to get that.
04:41:10:19	04:41:16:02	Brin [Basil]	And if it’s bad I can help him because I used to kick him like a hockey puck to help the wax.
04:41:14:29	04:41:18:21	Steve [Nortle]	It was bad! Give me a kick! Give me big kick!
04:41:16:13	04:41:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh that’s really bad!
04:41:20:04	04:41:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	And I’ll get 52% of this done.
04:41:20:19	04:41:31:15	Brin [Basil]	One second Let me find… I’m having a hard time finding it. There it is, oh 36! Can we just can
04:41:31:15	04:41:44:20	Brin [Basil]	can I add it to that 36 plus what yeah mine
04:41:32:25	04:41:36:04	Jesse [GM]	we’re doing so like 80 something is that what
04:41:32:29	04:41:33:12	Steve [Nortle]	Sure
04:41:36:06	04:41:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	With my help? I won’t say it’s a very good job, though. That role was… It was not a good job but we got
04:41:41:18	04:41:42:22	Chris [TBD]	What are you guys doing?
04:41:43:21	04:41:44:27	Jesse [GM]	the deck he wants a pirate hat
04:41:49:16	04:41:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	82… Was it 20% exactly?
04:41:54:11	04:42:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	36. Oh, so 88%. So like substantial amount poorly done. This is high school sophomore kind of a thing.
04:42:04:13	04:42:05:25	Chris [TBD]	Oof.
04:42:07:03	04:42:17:03	Jesse [GM]	time that you’re not a sailor but he’s proud of the effort that you put in and thankful he’s thankful for your yeah i think for your work uh he comes over to you and he slaps the
04:42:10:16	04:42:13:12	Steve [Nortle]	This is a great captain. He’s inspiring
04:42:13:18	04:42:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m
04:42:17:03	04:42:23:06	Jesse [GM]	pirate hat right on top of your he crunches your pope hat
04:42:23:00	04:42:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	your people hat
04:42:23:18	04:42:24:07	Chris [TBD]	No!
04:42:24:14	04:42:27:19	Jesse [GM]	and yeah it’s covered with your pirate
04:42:28:26	04:42:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	actually wearing both So, I can keep my
04:42:32:05	04:42:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	bonuses from my pop hat
04:42:34:00	04:42:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	the papal hat is like sandwiched up inside of it yeah you just like get bigger and bigger hats
04:42:36:10	04:42:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s alright
04:42:39:02	04:42:48:02	Dave [Xeros]	and they just have more and more like just gonna stack all of them yeah this one makes you swim faster
04:42:39:24	04:42:40:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:42:39:24	04:42:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:42:43:29	04:42:44:25	Jesse [GM]	bells yes
04:42:48:00	04:42:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a speedo cap on my turtle head Can’t even tell it’s off
04:42:51:05	04:42:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	put that one on first
04:42:55:27	04:42:57:05	Chris [TBD]	it’s the same color
04:42:56:29	04:43:07:21	Jesse [GM]	so you guys reach the port Captain Sogman he explains to you that he’s going to be there in the school soon but he has to like finish up his duties here at the port
04:43:08:22	04:43:12:16	Jesse [GM]	But He basically orders one of His
04:43:14:20	04:43:20:18	Jesse [GM]	crew members To escort You to the School of Idiots Like the campus area through this city
04:43:18:24	04:43:19:16	Chris [TBD]	nice
04:43:20:22	04:43:31:11	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna before we part hand him his journal back, I copied it over to my own book that I’ve got
04:43:31:11	04:43:43:06	Chris [TBD]	what was it? My book of tablatures and stuff not my tablet of tableture do you want me
04:43:33:17	04:43:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	Your book of tabs
04:43:38:25	04:43:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	No
04:43:43:06	04:43:51:15	Chris [TBD]	to share with everyone I’m just, guys, you’ll never believe this.
04:43:45:06	04:43:49:03	Jesse [GM]	Give us a quick Yeah This will be The last part Of your voyage And then we’ll
04:43:52:01	04:43:58:07	Chris [TBD]	So my great-grandfather, when he was out studying plants and stuff,
04:43:58:20	04:44:08:16	Chris [TBD]	he found a bunch of plants that were basically the veil root, right? This is kind of like probably where veil powder comes from.
04:44:05:16	04:44:06:22	Brin [Basil]	problems
04:44:09:01	04:44:18:14	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, speculation in theory. This duality of healing and revelation has led some scholars to question whether
04:44:18:14	04:44:21:14	Chris [TBD]	the plant is passive or sentient.
04:44:22:24	04:44:27:08	Chris [TBD]	High Druid Kalinth, did I say that right?
04:44:27:09	04:44:27:29	Dave [Xeros]	Sure.
04:44:28:06	04:44:35:21	Chris [TBD]	Kalinthe of the iridescent circle theorizes that veil roots are memory anchors for the earth itself
04:44:35:28	04:44:41:13	Chris [TBD]	retaining the echoes of what has transpired in sacred or forgotten places.
04:44:43:03	04:44:49:21	Chris [TBD]	Others suggest that the plan is a gift or A test from the goddess Selune Or from older Selune
04:44:51:21	04:44:52:12	Chris [TBD]	Saloon better
04:44:53:02	04:44:53:22	Dave [Xeros]	Salune?
04:44:54:00	04:45:03:14	Chris [TBD]	Selune Selune, or from older unnamed forces of fate And time If it’s a memory anchor We might be able to find out what happened with my great grandfather
04:45:05:16	04:45:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	be digging it up You take another bag and like
04:45:07:08	04:45:08:22	Chris [TBD]	Heck no, I want to know what happened
04:45:12:16	04:45:22:05	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no You gotta find the right Crystal or root possibly where he was last seen keep my ears open
04:45:16:10	04:45:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	Root
04:45:22:13	04:45:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	That’s good thinking.
04:45:24:23	04:45:33:05	Jesse [GM]	you okay yeah you read that to everybody everybody’s like jaykins is like wow that’s super cool uh i can’t
04:45:33:05	04:45:38:22	Jesse [GM]	go i’m not going to idiots with you guys i not going this place i hate this place they don’t
04:45:36:03	04:45:36:21	Chris [TBD]	oh
04:45:38:22	04:45:49:19	Jesse [GM]	even let people like me into the school really for city uh it’s not because i steal it’s because
04:45:42:26	04:45:48:02	Dave [Xeros]	Well, don’t embezzle from people and don’t steal and maybe they’d let you in.
04:45:44:02	04:45:44:28	Chris [TBD]	because you’re a cat
04:45:50:22	04:45:51:02	Chris [TBD]	a cat
04:45:50:24	04:45:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	Haven’t you embezzled the GDP of a small country?
04:45:54:18	04:45:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	I have embezled zero dollars.
04:45:57:10	04:45:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well, today…
04:45:58:14	04:46:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	In fact, as we are making our way to Idios Can we swing by the chapel so I can pay my 10% of the 100 gold I just made?
04:46:08:10	04:46:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s been long enough that both Basil and I can return to normal size, right?
04:46:14:28	04:46:26:04	Jesse [GM]	you’re good okay um so uh jaykins is just gonna say um it’s not because i steal it’s Not because I am.
04:46:17:19	04:46:20:26	Steve [Nortle]	So much better at 3’7”.
04:46:25:16	04:46:59:16	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know about
04:46:27:20	04:46:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	You embezzled for me.
04:46:32:02	04:46:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	And, you know what, in this current state of mind I might just forgive you because that’s what Idios wants
04:46:36:20	04:46:42:28	Jesse [GM]	She points at the city and she goes, You see those glowing auras around the city of Hidius?
04:46:43:08	04:46:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	beautiful.
04:46:44:17	04:46:49:01	Jesse [GM]	They don’t let certain creatures in. Don’t let the church fool you into thinking that everybody’s welcome.
04:46:49:16	04:46:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so most of our potty won’t make it through then.
04:46:54:05	04:46:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m fine. Have you seen this hat? And I lift up my tricorn.
04:46:57:27	04:47:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right. He’ll make it. I don’t know about that one though.
04:47:01:04	04:47:08:20	Jesse [GM]	Look, I don’ know what they’re going to… I don’T know how they’ll treat you guys but you know what? Me, I’ve already tried getting into Hidus and I can’t get there. Okay?
04:47:09:01	04:47:09:29	Chris [TBD]	to go through the back door.
04:47:10:02	04:47:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	Did you pay your tithing?
04:47:12:16	04:47:15:08	Jesse [GM]	No, I’m not a member of this cult.
04:47:14:17	04:47:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe maybe that’s why they didn’t let you in
04:47:19:13	04:47:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	You must believe, my friend.
04:47:22:24	04:47:30:22	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know about your races. It’s not about belief but for shifters like me it’s probably not going to happen.
04:47:32:01	04:47:32:29	Jesse [GM]	Good to see you.
04:47:34:02	04:47:37:14	Brin [Basil]	We miss you.
04:47:34:29	04:47:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	All right. We’ll see you later.
04:47:36:02	04:47:37:25	Chris [TBD]	Doesn’t sound like she wants to go.
04:47:38:29	04:47:40:23	Steve [Nortle]	I liked her.
04:47:39:09	04:47:39:24	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
04:47:40:15	04:47:46:06	Jesse [GM]	She secures a trip back to the world as you guys leave.
04:47:45:09	04:47:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	A ship? Isn’t that where we’re at? Oh no, we landed at Idios, huh?
04:47:48:25	04:47:50:05	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, you’re at the port now.
04:47:50:23	04:47:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh.
04:47:53:08	04:48:03:11	Jesse [GM]	Due to time what do we have midnight okay all right due to time uh
04:47:57:24	04:47:58:13	Chris [TBD]	That’s okay.
04:47:58:18	04:47:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	That’s about an hour.
04:48:03:01	04:48:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	Just as long as I can pay my time, I think.
04:48:03:11	04:48:06:07	Jesse [GM]	we are blitzkrieging through the city
04:48:08:13	04:48:18:18	Jesse [GM]	uh the uh crew member who’s been assigned to uh escort you to the university those are his orders they’re very strict he’s a very loyal crew member
04:48:18:17	04:48:19:11	Chris [TBD]	What’s his name?
04:48:24:13	04:48:25:00	Steve [Nortle]	Randell!
04:48:25:03	04:48:26:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:48:26:19	04:48:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a halfling.
04:48:28:03	04:48:28:18	Chris [TBD]	Randell!
04:48:29:19	04:48:33:10	Chris [TBD]	Hombre. I like hombre, yeah. Hombre
04:48:31:11	04:48:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	Hombre!
04:48:33:16	04:48:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	let’s do this hombre we do need to have just a group of kids that are just named your motto in different like languages
04:48:34:17	04:48:35:03	Jesse [GM]	hermano
04:48:40:16	04:48:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	This is my brother mon frere. Oh
04:48:45:02	04:48:46:01	Jesse [GM]	so he
04:48:47:06	04:48:51:25	Jesse [GM]	escorts you through the city you can pay your tithing at this school and everything as well
04:48:53:10	04:48:56:26	Chris [TBD]	They got slots everywhere that you can just put money into
04:48:56:02	04:49:03:20	Jesse [GM]	anywhere yeah uh -huh collections everywhere everywhere collection plates are just out on all the
04:48:57:21	04:48:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like collection
04:48:58:04	04:49:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like Salvation Army during Christmas time.
04:49:01:24	04:49:05:10	Chris [TBD]	There’s just guys with bells everywhere
04:49:03:24	04:49:11:21	Jesse [GM]	of the buildings or something okay um but he takes you to the campus he takes
04:49:04:29	04:49:05:02	Steve [Nortle]	What?
04:49:11:21	04:49:17:17	Jesse [GM]	you to The School Of Idiots and if you guys arrive
04:49:20:21	04:49:30:12	Jesse [GM]	as you’re walking through the city I’ll say this as well before you arrive at the campus you do notice there are like multiple uh auras if you remember we mentioned in the past
04:49:30:12	04:49:35:22	Jesse [GM]	they’re sort of these like almost like your dome like shield where these bubbles kind of throughout
04:49:35:22	04:49:47:06	Jesse [GM]	the city um and they’re kind of they are something like a force field right um it’s like people generally know that they’re used to like protect the city but not everybody knows like what they
04:49:47:06	04:49:55:16	Jesse [GM]	protect from or what they really do unless like you’re kind of hiring church so but that’s just
04:49:52:05	04:49:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	Only the penitent will pass
04:49:55:10	04:49:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	So long as they’re not changeling.
04:49:55:16	04:50:04:25	Jesse [GM]	general note you guys kind of already know that so but there throughout the city like the city is kind of enclosed these that are like scattered throughout various buildings and stuff like tops
04:49:57:00	04:50:13:05	Brin [Basil]	let’s go
04:50:04:10	04:50:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s beautiful, it’s a Christmas tree.
04:50:04:25	04:50:15:16	Jesse [GM]	okay um and then you guys arrive at the campus of the school of idios okay
04:50:13:05	04:50:16:20	Brin [Basil]	to the arena
04:50:18:05	04:50:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty sure that is like the Quidditch field or something like that right?
04:50:21:09	04:50:26:23	Chris [TBD]	to show the viewers what we’re looking at he has the power
04:50:22:17	04:50:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah hey I can do that!
04:50:22:29	04:50:30:01	Jesse [GM]	are we do i have how do i ah oh show us
04:50:27:18	04:50:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey does everyone want to see what this looks like?
04:50:30:01	04:50:38:21	Jesse [GM]	please hijack yeah wow look at this massive immaculate
04:50:30:11	04:50:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah here we go I just click over there. Here we go.
04:50:35:13	04:50:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, look!
04:50:38:03	04:50:38:25	Steve [Nortle]	Professionals
04:50:38:21	04:50:50:01	Jesse [GM]	professional campus that was not used by i didn’t there was no mid-journey no generative ai or anything i made this like bare hands
04:50:39:29	04:50:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	Consummate Professionnels It looks Handmade Hands on a keyboard
04:50:51:23	04:50:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	Typing intimate journey Is what that looks like
04:50:55:07	04:51:03:25	Jesse [GM]	so uh quick uh let’s see here actually let’s activate let’s try this one a couple labels on here there we go that’s good okay
04:50:55:19	04:50:57:09	Dave [Xeros]	No matter what it looks amazing.
04:51:02:03	04:51:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	Great.
04:51:03:26	04:51:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	Before you go
04:51:05:27	04:51:07:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:51:08:15	04:51:19:14	Jesse [GM]	you guys are currently at the administration building and that’s kind of the first part of the university that you reach okay um and you can see just a
04:51:19:14	04:51:31:13	Jesse [GM]	couple other things like you’ve heard of a couple other things on the campus more will be revealed to you but you’re at the administration building and the crew member because you mentioned that you are going to attend classes
04:51:31:13	04:51:37:16	Jesse [GM]	he knows where to go he directs you uh to the registration office
04:51:39:08	04:51:42:10	Jesse [GM]	at the school of idiots and he leaves you there and he bids you for work
04:51:43:08	04:51:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	Do you know where Fowlclaw is I know but I want to say hi, and show him my new hat. He would appreciate it.
04:51:45:22	04:51:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	He’s taking his finals man like
04:51:50:18	04:51:58:08	Jesse [GM]	uh he uh he doesn’t totally understand what you’re saying
04:51:52:18	04:51:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, yeah.
04:51:59:13	04:52:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	Fowl-kwok-a!
04:52:02:27	04:52:05:10	Jesse [GM]	another skin condition so he tosses another
04:52:06:25	04:52:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	Not necessarily unwanted, but from the basil punch,
04:52:08:29	04:52:13:14	Jesse [GM]	yeah, you’ve got another little container of whatever that stuff is
04:52:11:16	04:52:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s semen sad.
04:52:16:11	04:52:25:22	Jesse [GM]	and then he heads out So you guys are at the registration office there’s sort of a desk there You see like a secretary sitting at a desk
04:52:20:22	04:52:22:07	Steve [Nortle]	I guess he didn’t know.
04:52:25:22	04:52:32:15	Jesse [GM]	There’s other students it appears other people walking around in and out of the building but that’s where you guys are
04:52:32:07	04:52:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	Is everyone wearing their blue robes or…?
04:52:36:23	04:52:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	So I feel like the blue really clashes with my green.
04:52:41:15	04:52:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	You know you could put some blue on and then you can say hey i blew myself up
04:52:46:15	04:52:50:15	Steve [Nortle]	I could, but it still clashes with my Green.
04:52:50:23	04:52:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	Well, they’re adjacent colors. It was just fine.
04:52:54:08	04:53:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no. It’s my green… Like, the way that the blue comes into, like, wavelengths.
04:53:01:26	04:53:09:18	Jesse [GM]	the secretary looks up from her desk she’s uh she’s writing on a like bunch of scrolls
04:53:04:22	04:53:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	So, like… Do I have to wear blue?
04:53:06:22	04:53:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, price.
04:53:09:18	04:53:21:08	Jesse [GM]	right and like looking at things she looks up she see you guys uh at the desk uh it’s dragonborn um and another older dragon she looks over her glasses
04:53:10:16	04:53:11:26	Steve [Nortle]	That could be a deal-breaker.
04:53:16:13	04:53:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
04:53:18:08	04:53:18:24	Steve [Nortle]	Hello!
04:53:19:05	04:53:19:25	Brin [Basil]	No!
04:53:21:08	04:53:22:20	Jesse [GM]	at all of you she goes can i
04:53:22:28	04:53:26:28	Steve [Nortle]	And then I respond in Draconic. You’re looking great today.
04:53:28:08	04:53:38:22	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-huh. I think
04:53:30:13	04:53:31:01	Chris [TBD]	Whoa!
04:53:30:28	04:53:36:02	Jesse [GM]	you uh she gets a little flushed he’s like very surprised
04:53:38:22	04:53:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	that someone as capable and competent And intelligent as you Would be able to help me find my friend Fowlclaw
04:53:51:29	04:54:03:12	Steve [Nortle]	He’s here at the school And I want to wish him luck on his finest You don’t speak draconic
04:53:56:14	04:54:01:07	Jesse [GM]	I oh he’s in his finals right now oh what year What year student is he?
04:54:00:17	04:54:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, what year student is he?
04:54:03:12	04:54:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	You know, he was on an in -between journeyman trip
04:54:06:07	04:54:07:18	Jesse [GM]	starting to look for his name. What year?
04:54:12:22	04:54:15:28	Steve [Nortle]	So I think it was between his second and third years
04:54:15:28	04:54:26:27	Steve [Nortle]	But that’s incredible
04:54:16:12	04:54:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	What did Amish call it?
04:54:19:25	04:54:25:13	Jesse [GM]	It sounds like a capstone project. Sounds like he might be a senior, potentially graduate.
04:54:21:18	04:54:22:10	Chris [TBD]	Sabbatical?
04:54:27:11	04:54:30:11	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t know he was that. I mean, yeah, yep, yeah.
04:54:29:04	04:54:30:28	Chris [TBD]	Wait, how old is Falclaw?
04:54:32:28	04:54:36:16	Jesse [GM]	She finds his identification forms.
04:54:36:07	04:54:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm.
04:54:37:07	04:54:39:21	Chris [TBD]	What’s his dormitory? Let’s go surprise him.
04:54:40:02	04:54:44:18	Jesse [GM]	She explains to you that he is in some very intensive finals this week
04:54:44:19	04:54:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-mm.
04:54:44:26	04:54:52:07	Jesse [GM]	and he is actually restricted from like contact by any outside
04:54:49:22	04:54:56:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh god, he cannot have outside cuntus out of the group.
04:54:50:26	04:54:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	Can… can I send him like a valogram or some sort of message? Good luck buddy kind of a thing.
04:54:59:17	04:55:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh. I write it down on top of his identification card and put it back. Sorry, what were you going to talk to us about?
04:55:08:00	04:55:14:28	Jesse [GM]	write it right on his form she looks at it oh um we’ll make
04:55:10:21	04:55:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s got his name on it.
04:55:14:28	04:55:22:05	Jesse [GM]	sure that this gets somewhere she she kind of files it away okay um but what are you all
04:55:21:03	04:55:23:15	Steve [Nortle]	All right guys I helped out Fowlclaw
04:55:23:21	04:55:30:06	Jesse [GM]	other than uh wishing your uh friend good luck on his finals uh are you are you here for something
04:55:31:25	04:55:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	can you just make sure that gets on the prayer rolls I want to make sure it lands what needs to go, because you’re speaking regular language
04:55:38:29	04:55:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	common
04:55:41:11	04:55:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	our friend Falclaw was on his rumspringa and now he’s back
04:55:46:19	04:55:47:05	Jesse [GM]	didn’t know that term
04:55:48:08	04:55:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s where you like go out into the world and live in it and then come back and decide whether or not you want to be part of faith
04:55:53:03	04:55:53:24	Chris [TBD]	Pilgrimage
04:55:55:29	04:55:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	it gives them that nice good break to really make up their mind
04:56:01:09	04:56:06:12	Jesse [GM]	yes i mean that is the idea but i just wasn’t familiar with that term but we’re all about learning here at the university. Thank you.
04:56:06:17	04:56:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	He hooked up with LaDonna on his rum springer. Did you hear about that? Like the pop star, she wrote a song about it.
04:56:13:03	04:56:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it’s pretty catchy
04:56:14:12	04:56:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s pretty catchy. You want to hear it?
04:56:16:17	04:56:17:17	Jesse [GM]	did you say hooked up?
04:56:18:07	04:56:26:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Well yeah I mean like one date. It depends on how many times we went through The temporal disturbance and
04:56:19:19	04:56:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	they went on at least one date at least one
04:56:27:01	04:56:33:07	Jesse [GM]	Was this reported to the Office of
04:56:33:28	04:56:35:19	Brin [Basil]	So, I think we need to stop talking.
04:56:34:19	04:56:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	I can go report that
04:56:36:07	04:56:39:20	Chris [TBD]	Wait, is there a celibacy thing here?
04:56:36:10	04:56:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	the ecclesiarchy
04:56:39:16	04:56:59:26	Brin [Basil]	i hi um oh please
04:56:40:21	04:56:46:20	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait, wait. Is there a celibity thing here at the school? Oh I’m out man.
04:56:42:13	04:56:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	well based
04:56:48:20	04:56:52:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s it’s called celebrate not celibate
04:56:48:23	04:56:50:10	Jesse [GM]	of a code of honor here
04:56:54:08	04:57:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	on what’s happened with me in Reza I don’t know if I can be here either I promise.
04:56:58:09	04:56:58:26	Jesse [GM]	She
04:56:59:26	04:57:21:20	Brin [Basil]	have you even define
04:57:03:06	04:57:04:21	Chris [TBD]	What are the rules?
04:57:06:23	04:57:16:27	Jesse [GM]	She says, well we do have something of a code of honor here at the university that all our students are aware of and if anybody were to break that code they would be in
04:57:16:05	04:57:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	yes it’s the it’s code that is
04:57:16:27	04:57:20:17	Jesse [GM]	danger of expelation.
04:57:21:20	04:57:33:21	Brin [Basil]	define honor so we
04:57:23:02	04:57:23:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hellfire?
04:57:23:24	04:57:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s it’s the it it’s the code of snarl g heiser i don’t know if you like you guys haven’t read that part of I gave you a pamphlet up.
04:57:33:21	04:57:36:01	Brin [Basil]	need to enroll do Do you have forms that we need to fill out?
04:57:36:05	04:57:39:25	Chris [TBD]	Why are we here? Did we find the missing
04:57:36:28	04:57:43:22	Jesse [GM]	oh wonderful no you didn’t really investigate the docs very well
04:57:42:10	04:57:45:28	Steve [Nortle]	No, we picked different side quests.
04:57:43:22	04:57:54:09	Jesse [GM]	uh great okay
04:57:45:10	04:57:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	You guys were on purple tilt the whole time. It doesn’t really matter. So…
04:57:54:27	04:58:01:21	Jesse [GM]	so you’d like to enroll well it is late in the semester but you can still enroll because the semester’s not over yet
04:58:02:05	04:58:04:06	Dave [Xeros]	We’re just enrolling for finals?
04:58:04:25	04:58:15:10	Jesse [GM]	well you can see if the policy is you have to attend at least one class of course you’re enrolled and you haveと attend at
04:58:15:10	04:58:26:08	Jesse [GM]	least once then uh you know if you take the exam in the past then you can move on to your other courses you still receive the grade so there’s still time today this is the last this is
04:58:15:13	04:58:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	At least once?
04:58:24:08	04:58:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	She’s get degrees.
04:58:26:01	04:58:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Question!
04:58:26:08	04:58:31:22	Jesse [GM]	the last week of classes today their classes today and their class is wednesday it’s a monday
04:58:31:19	04:58:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	A couple of years ago I came in and audited the class at the animal school Does that count as my one class?
04:58:38:28	04:58:44:11	Jesse [GM]	don’t know i don’ think that no i’m sorry that was a different program
04:58:44:11	04:58:52:24	Jesse [GM]	that we ran back then but that’s great welcome back we love having former students return alumni
04:58:44:15	04:58:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so…
04:58:50:29	04:58:52:00	Chris [TBD]	alumni.
04:58:51:23	04:58:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	People of your ilk
04:58:53:11	04:58:55:01	Brin [Basil]	They love inconsistency.
04:58:54:20	04:59:03:01	Jesse [GM]	uh -huh all right well if you’d like to enroll i’m sure you know about the cost of tuition
04:58:55:13	04:58:57:07	Steve [Nortle]	It keeps them on their toes.
04:59:03:19	04:59:14:06	Jesse [GM]	um sounds like you guys already have that information no oh i’m sorry um so which classes what will you be enrolling in what classes are you interested in well
04:59:05:13	04:59:07:18	Chris [TBD]	Let me guess. 100 gold?
04:59:11:22	04:59:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	What’s available to us
04:59:14:06	04:59:21:03	Jesse [GM]	well in order to complete your enrollment you have to all students all of them have
04:59:21:03	04:59:32:19	Jesse [GM]	take the history of the church course standard uh but then you can choose one elective as well those are your those are both uh mandated it’s a mandatory elective i suppose but
04:59:24:29	04:59:25:10	Brin [Basil]	Sorry!
04:59:29:06	04:59:30:16	Chris [TBD]	Okay, hold on, hold up.
04:59:30:11	04:59:56:01	Brin [Basil]	I mean, if he’s forcing you to
04:59:32:19	04:59:40:22	Jesse [GM]	you do have to take two courses uh and that’s your the sorting
04:59:41:15	04:59:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	like the chair you sit in that
04:59:43:14	04:59:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	like sorts you like into like the house that you belong in yeah oh yeah you know
04:59:46:26	04:59:52:12	Jesse [GM]	oh the house sorting um we don’t have a chair maybe that’s magus you’re thinking of they do
04:59:52:12	05:00:03:11	Jesse [GM]	some odd things over there at the university but no here we do we do have some there’s a different sorting ceremony which i’m happy to tell you about but first we’ll have to
04:59:53:08	04:59:54:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:59:55:02	05:00:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right okay yeah it is there yeah okay how
04:59:56:11	04:59:57:05	Brin [Basil]	but
05:00:03:11	05:00:10:25	Jesse [GM]	take care of your tuition books fees uh so for the course itself it’s going to be 500 gold there’s
05:00:06:21	05:00:07:06	Dave [Xeros]	much is that
05:00:10:16	05:00:11:28	Brin [Basil]	holy sh-
05:00:10:25	05:00:21:26	Jesse [GM]	a late fee there’s a late if you have 100 gold because it’s so late in the semester as well and then we’ll take into account your robes and your books so total that will be 700 gold per student
05:00:22:25	05:00:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	i’m wearing right now doesn’t count I have to buy new ropes okay do uh
05:00:25:07	05:00:31:17	Jesse [GM]	you will have to wear a robe while you attend university you will not be permitted to wear the clothing that you currently have
05:00:31:29	05:00:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	do i do i have to wear anything underneath my rope or is that just kind of like I mean like I’m just wondering like because they just seem like they get really hot at some point
05:00:32:05	05:00:33:10	Brin [Basil]	700 gold
05:00:33:00	05:00:34:05	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got a
05:00:40:08	05:00:43:06	Jesse [GM]	that is a question I am not prepared to answer
05:00:42:14	05:00:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	okay great so so no all right hey um yeah
05:00:47:04	05:00:49:01	Chris [TBD]	we’ve got a sponsor
05:00:49:26	05:00:50:14	Brin [Basil]	yes
05:00:50:08	05:00:55:07	Chris [TBD]	Captain Sogman sent us We sure do
05:00:52:23	05:00:54:17	Jesse [GM]	you know captain sogman
05:00:55:24	05:00:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	do
05:00:55:25	05:00:58:17	Brin [Basil]	he told us to tell you that
05:00:57:16	05:01:02:01	Chris [TBD]	He said that we should walk right in there and
05:01:00:13	05:01:06:24	Brin [Basil]	we worked on his ship and he said that it would go towards yes
05:01:04:08	05:01:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	I swapped his deck, not. a euphemism also not a euphemism
05:01:08:00	05:01:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	he tied me up and then like
05:01:09:28	05:01:21:06	Dave [Xeros]	best knot i think i’ve ever seen not a euphemism at all oh
05:01:10:26	05:01:12:19	Jesse [GM]	okay all right okay
05:01:13:26	05:01:14:03	Jesse [GM]	sorry
05:01:15:26	05:01:22:29	Jesse [GM]	so I forgot I fully had this all planned and I panicked not a dragonborn is female dwarf
05:01:23:29	05:01:34:27	Chris [TBD]	she still speaks draconic yeah absolutely well studied
05:01:25:13	05:01:29:01	Jesse [GM]	and when you mention Captain Sogman she kind of lights up a little bit
05:01:29:12	05:01:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	still speaks draconic that’s the
05:01:32:24	05:01:34:10	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, she’s very academic
05:01:33:02	05:01:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	you know we do have some of his special semen salve he gave it to us
05:01:36:08	05:01:48:04	Brin [Basil]	It says it works great on canker’s horse.
05:01:44:17	05:01:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	to me give it back i don’t trust you things could happen
05:01:44:28	05:01:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m just showing it to her i know hey i’m not gonna this is
05:01:48:26	05:02:00:19	Chris [TBD]	we know Professor Sogman and if you
05:01:53:26	05:01:55:04	Jesse [GM]	Professor Sogmann
05:01:55:02	05:01:56:20	Brin [Basil]	Yes, he
05:01:56:04	05:01:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	sogman’s seaman salve my friend
05:01:59:20	05:02:01:13	Brin [Basil]	told us
05:02:00:19	05:02:05:22	Chris [TBD]	know him. You would know how special that stuff is.
05:02:02:25	05:02:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	precious Sogman Sievmensalves
05:02:07:10	05:02:13:07	Brin [Basil]	told us to come to you directly by By name.
05:02:11:27	05:02:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	and we
05:02:13:29	05:02:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	came directly to you.
05:02:14:11	05:02:18:21	Brin [Basil]	I look at her name tag right there. What is it?
05:02:19:10	05:02:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:02:19:26	05:02:21:05	Brin [Basil]	Make it up now.
05:02:21:19	05:02:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	brenda l
05:02:21:24	05:02:26:14	Chris [TBD]	It’s Ombra Lucille
05:02:28:23	05:02:33:15	Brin [Basil]	He said make sure you see Lucille at the office.
05:02:28:26	05:02:29:16	Chris [TBD]	Perfect
05:02:34:19	05:02:42:01	Jesse [GM]	okay uh oh well i mean we’ve only been a couple of times i must have made an impression
05:02:40:23	05:02:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	you guys like voyage together on the seaward
05:02:42:08	05:02:47:08	Brin [Basil]	Clearly he left an impression because he remembered you this way.
05:02:51:08	05:02:53:19	Brin [Basil]	No, you should! Come on girl to girl.
05:02:56:17	05:03:03:20	Jesse [GM]	you could help me maybe get meeting with him at some point later?
05:03:04:06	05:03:10:22	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I mean I think that He likes to dye him a shrimpian crab and shrimp shack.
05:03:07:00	05:03:08:10	Chris [TBD]	Tuition
05:03:10:09	05:03:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	Shrimp crabbing shrimp shack?
05:03:11:26	05:03:12:26	Brin [Basil]	What’s it called?
05:03:13:10	05:03:15:02	Jesse [GM]	That’s it. That’s the one!
05:03:14:18	05:03:16:01	Brin [Basil]	Shrimpian, shrimpian.
05:03:14:23	05:03:19:07	Steve [Nortle]	And we’ve definitely had plenty of experience hooking people up.
05:03:19:13	05:03:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Yes.
05:03:21:16	05:03:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	Just ask Vanilla.
05:03:22:19	05:03:26:07	Brin [Basil]	We definitely could set that up for you.
05:03:23:28	05:03:29:05	Jesse [GM]	So she uh, you can tell she’s kind of excited so she’s kinda like fixing her beard
05:03:31:13	05:03:34:11	Chris [TBD]	do female dwarves have beards is that a thing
05:03:31:18	05:03:33:03	Brin [Basil]	She’s using the sow.
05:03:33:28	05:03:38:24	Jesse [GM]	She takes this out she’s gonna take it yeah he’s gonna and she’s going to smell it
05:03:38:03	05:03:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	This is why I wanted to keep it in my hands instead of yours.
05:03:42:11	05:03:46:20	Chris [TBD]	anyway we were hoping to get the sogmen discount
05:03:47:14	05:03:49:13	Jesse [GM]	when you’re saying that she just like
05:03:50:02	05:03:50:26	Brin [Basil]	Ew stop!
05:03:50:09	05:03:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure Sogman Seaman Salve just paid for all of our tuition. So thank you. You’re welcome.
05:03:57:19	05:04:08:05	Jesse [GM]	well I can she looks around really not supposed to do this but I can help you enter the university with a little bit of a discount
05:03:57:20	05:03:58:23	Steve [Nortle]	Still mine.
05:04:09:03	05:04:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	Tuition?
05:04:10:06	05:04:11:11	Brin [Basil]	be great.
05:04:10:29	05:04:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	No, so basically we’re just getting a scholarship, right?
05:04:11:10	05:04:22:04	Jesse [GM]	so uh she digs through her scrolls yeah there’s a lot of unused scholarships every semester
05:04:15:11	05:04:16:05	Chris [TBD]	essentially
05:04:21:28	05:04:27:29	Dave [Xeros]	I know. I mean, you know how much tithing I’ve played? Like, I’m hoping I can get it. I know, right.
05:04:22:04	05:04:29:06	Jesse [GM]	students don’t seem to know about these good for you okay so she rifles through
05:04:29:06	05:04:36:19	Jesse [GM]	and she does she gives you all some scholarship funds that cover majority of your costs
05:04:41:21	05:04:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	you guys can i’ll pay you 100. i’ll pay the extra 150 plus my 150, so how much is that
05:04:50:22	05:04:53:02	Chris [TBD]	okay even though all that money’s ours
05:04:52:19	05:04:53:20	Brin [Basil]	Thanks, Eros.
05:04:54:01	05:04:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	us I know it’s like i’ll cover you it’s not a big deal i’m just saying
05:04:58:10	05:04:58:27	Chris [TBD]	hmm
05:04:59:20	05:05:00:14	Brin [Basil]	Thanks bro.
05:05:01:02	05:05:03:29	Jesse [GM]	wonderful
05:05:05:05	05:05:08:27	Jesse [GM]	so you give her the money you pay for the books and the robes
05:05:07:10	05:05:10:24	Chris [TBD]	wait, I need a quick huddle with these guys
05:05:11:13	05:05:11:26	Jesse [GM]	oh
05:05:14:07	05:05:15:08	Chris [TBD]	uno momento
05:05:15:15	05:05:17:07	Jesse [GM]	okay when you walk away she goes back
05:05:20:08	05:05:21:18	Chris [TBD]	what are we doing here
05:05:21:05	05:05:24:14	Brin [Basil]	Why is she putting it on her lips?
05:05:25:16	05:05:30:17	Chris [TBD]	why are we here again what is our purpose no
05:05:27:19	05:05:31:20	Brin [Basil]	We’re enrolling into school to learn our feet
05:05:33:10	05:05:36:14	Jesse [GM]	remember the lore dump that you had at Lashara’s where no one
05:05:37:17	05:05:48:26	Chris [TBD]	that is what I’m hoping to glean right now No, no, no. Not a lower dump. I just need to remember our motivation to why we are here and I didn’t want you to feel bad
05:05:40:04	05:05:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	a new lore dump about
05:05:48:26	05:05:54:10	Chris [TBD]	that I didnít remember so Iím huddling with these guys to say ìWhy are we here again?î
05:05:53:08	05:05:55:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah go ahead let’s see what you guys remember
05:05:56:00	05:06:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	we’re supposed to come here and there are certain abilities that we can learn from going to school i don’t know if you’d like know this but like when you went to magus did you learn stuff okay so we’re looking to get things that we learned
05:06:04:03	05:06:04:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, absolutely.
05:06:07:24	05:06:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	to make us better so that we can go and find out what’s going on with, like, the purple filth and idiots and all of that stuff.
05:06:14:25	05:06:18:03	Brin [Basil]	Basically, we’re trying to infiltrate to see if it’s being trafficked right?
05:06:17:27	05:06:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, remember?
05:06:19:00	05:06:19:26	Chris [TBD]	Through idiots.
05:06:19:28	05:06:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh don’t say that that loud
05:06:21:22	05:06:25:05	Chris [TBD]	I didníte. Weíre in the huddle. Safe zone.
05:06:25:16	05:06:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	you just have a very loud voice
05:06:26:17	05:06:28:18	Chris [TBD]	We got to do the zone of silence thing.
05:06:28:16	05:06:36:26	Brin [Basil]	No! It’s magic.
05:06:28:20	05:06:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay there we go alright The thing comes out it’s just like pfft Like
05:06:34:28	05:06:38:03	Jesse [GM]	it’s big enough that lucille is in the dome with you
05:06:37:17	05:06:38:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:06:38:19	05:06:46:08	Brin [Basil]	No! I can make it whatever size I want. Oh gosh.
05:06:41:12	05:06:42:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:06:41:26	05:06:44:12	Jesse [GM]	you’re right next to the desk you just hear her
05:06:45:29	05:06:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s echoing Her sniffs are echoing through the dome
05:06:48:05	05:06:52:01	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so we’re enrolling…
05:06:51:22	05:06:56:19	Jesse [GM]	she has tons of hair like in her nostrils like the hairiest nostrils you’ve ever seen
05:06:58:04	05:06:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	grows up
05:06:58:22	05:07:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	into her nostrils it’s just like dripping sal by now yeah
05:06:59:14	05:07:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	This is a very uncomfortable session.
05:07:01:00	05:07:11:18	Chris [TBD]	Stop! Stop! Okay, so we need to enroll but on the side We’re trying to gather information
05:07:02:16	05:07:03:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:07:11:18	05:07:16:23	Chris [TBD]	To see if anything’s Happening in the school Yes
05:07:12:17	05:07:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	about purple belt yes yeah remember
05:07:18:07	05:07:29:21	Brin [Basil]	reason we’re trading until we find out that
05:07:21:10	05:07:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	and hopefully i can just convince everyone that nothing poor or bad is happening here
05:07:26:08	05:07:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	and we can all just join the school and can and continue on our four -year journey to becoming
05:07:29:21	05:07:37:27	Brin [Basil]	it is whoa I lift
05:07:33:10	05:07:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	scholars and then after that another two years of graduate school and then under that maybe a doctorates
05:07:35:13	05:07:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	And then you pull it just on yourself and release
05:07:37:27	05:07:45:00	Brin [Basil]	the wall of force okay
05:07:44:11	05:07:45:00	Chris [TBD]	Okay
05:07:47:08	05:07:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	a torrent of profanities.
05:07:47:28	05:08:32:20	Brin [Basil]	I have a quick question how
05:07:50:08	05:08:01:25	Jesse [GM]	add The thing that kickstarted this whole chapter is really like the missing people There are church members lashings that infiltrated the church
05:07:56:05	05:07:56:24	Chris [TBD]	Right
05:08:01:25	05:08:03:14	Jesse [GM]	and they disappeared
05:08:03:10	05:08:05:11	Chris [TBD]	That’s why I thought we went to the docks.
05:08:06:02	05:08:16:14	Jesse [GM]	mostly here at the school investigating like trying to figure out what happened to those individuals while also learning about veil powders,
05:08:14:12	05:08:15:00	Dave [Xeros]	well
05:08:14:15	05:08:15:11	Chris [TBD]	An ability
05:08:16:17	05:08:28:13	Jesse [GM]	veil terror and discovering the truth of whether that be scriptural doctrine or history. You’re
05:08:17:03	05:08:18:02	Chris [TBD]	to build roots.
05:08:27:13	05:08:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m
05:08:27:15	05:08:27:28	Chris [TBD]	Right.
05:08:28:13	05:08:30:04	Jesse [GM]	uncovering a little bit of
05:08:30:08	05:08:41:14	Chris [TBD]	So did we find out anything about the missing person when we were at the dock? Okay, was that just because we didn’t investigate where we were there? Because I thought that’s why we went for both so I wasn’t under the impression
05:08:32:20	05:09:10:19	Brin [Basil]	um
05:08:34:27	05:08:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	you guys blew up a ship
05:08:41:14	05:08:43:27	Chris [TBD]	if we weren’t investigating that. That was my path.
05:08:43:24	05:08:50:29	Jesse [GM]	no sorry or yeah jenkins kind of pulled you away from investigating but yep
05:08:44:10	05:08:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	your bad is trusting Jenkins that’s the problem
05:08:46:28	05:08:47:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
05:08:51:05	05:09:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	um and hopefully of course this over the time i can convince you guys actually hideous has done maybe these people are just and maybe they’ve seen the light
05:09:02:27	05:09:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	and they understand that maybe Lashara is teaching things
05:09:04:26	05:09:08:10	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, we should enroll in our classes!
05:09:10:19	05:09:21:08	Brin [Basil]	how many quills come with our materials package that we’ve just this. Is there any way that we can buy extra
05:09:21:08	05:09:26:03	Brin [Basil]	quills? Why not?
05:09:26:21	05:09:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	they’re not real ones like the fabricated one
05:09:28:13	05:09:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have a course catalog?
05:09:29:13	05:09:34:24	Brin [Basil]	There’s nothing fabricated here, half of the students here are Owlins donating their
05:09:34:24	05:09:43:25	Brin [Basil]	every Owlin molts
05:09:35:15	05:09:36:06	Jesse [GM]	sure
05:09:35:23	05:09:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	they’re fabricated because they don’t want their body parts sold at the student store
05:09:44:05	05:09:54:29	Jesse [GM]	do you uh okay uh before uh before we shuffle you off to orientation
05:09:45:06	05:09:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah I can see the logic
05:09:47:16	05:09:49:10	Steve [Nortle]	I asked that in Draconic
05:09:49:11	05:09:52:07	Brin [Basil]	They donate feathers like tithing
05:09:55:22	05:10:01:03	Steve [Nortle]	the week before this semester ends. This school is very unusual.
05:10:02:15	05:10:07:09	Jesse [GM]	we wouldn’t want to just leave you in the dark right uh yes yes that’s right
05:10:03:16	05:10:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	there’s money involved of course okay
05:10:03:29	05:10:05:17	Steve [Nortle]	Of course, of course.
05:10:07:04	05:10:08:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s right
05:10:07:09	05:10:08:21	Steve [Nortle]	Of course catalog.
05:10:09:01	05:10:19:06	Jesse [GM]	uh so um before we shuffle you off i am going to have to have you sign the enrollment forms uh just before we rush you off the orientation if you want to sign those
05:10:19:06	05:10:27:21	Jesse [GM]	then we’ll be on our way uh you can just remember the semester is almost over but
05:10:21:24	05:10:23:02	Chris [TBD]	read over the form first?
05:10:29:19	05:10:37:14	Chris [TBD]	Just worry about signing. That’s all, I’m a little…
05:10:30:20	05:10:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	Their forms are so long that it could take over a week.
05:10:33:08	05:10:34:10	Jesse [GM]	it’s pretty long
05:10:36:19	05:10:41:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like he opened an iTunes account once and ever since then
05:10:37:12	05:10:46:16	Dave [Xeros]	you autograph everything like can you say hey autograph this for me just do it for me
05:10:40:01	05:10:42:23	Chris [TBD]	Well she didn’t ask for an autograph Perhaps you just said sign here.
05:10:45:16	05:10:48:08	Brin [Basil]	And sign and I steal it.
05:10:49:05	05:10:51:02	Jesse [GM]	i don’t know that i need anybody else’s autograph
05:10:49:29	05:10:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	Well, no, no. Just say here’s your enrollment form. Can you autograph it for me? I just want to see what the words do to him.
05:10:57:13	05:11:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a scientific experiment.
05:11:01:02	05:11:08:10	Chris [TBD]	TBD is going to resist, but he wants to sign that thing so badly.
05:11:01:05	05:11:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Oh yeah.
05:11:03:17	05:11:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	You can resist as much as you want my friend. Oh yeah The second it’s an autograph Okay, I’m going to make A persuasion check
05:11:04:04	05:11:04:23	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
05:11:08:24	05:11:16:13	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to roll
05:11:09:26	05:11:20:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna be able to make
05:11:14:04	05:11:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do this
05:11:16:13	05:11:22:10	Chris [TBD]	for heck yeah.
05:11:19:14	05:11:19:25	Brin [Basil]	is that?
05:11:19:28	05:11:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled in that one
05:11:20:25	05:11:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	all these things
05:11:23:14	05:11:24:14	Jesse [GM]	all of you
05:11:23:29	05:11:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	God
05:11:24:26	05:11:30:14	Brin [Basil]	all of them. Oh, my gosh.
05:11:25:09	05:11:31:18	Chris [TBD]	A three plus what would I be contesting?
05:11:25:17	05:11:27:15	Jesse [GM]	what did you get
05:11:32:10	05:11:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	three plus no because i have eight nine he’d have to actually be at a nine
05:11:34:28	05:11:36:17	Chris [TBD]	No, it’s a nat one.
05:11:38:22	05:11:40:28	Jesse [GM]	that one yeah sorry
05:11:40:19	05:11:43:16	Chris [TBD]	But am I using intelligence?
05:11:42:28	05:11:48:23	Brin [Basil]	and can we please get the measurements on his robes wrong so that they look like blood robes?
05:11:45:07	05:11:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s perception oh no no no it ‘es uh persuasion
05:11:50:18	05:11:55:11	Chris [TBD]	No, I wouldn’t be contesting persuasion against persuasion. Would I?
05:11:55:13	05:11:58:15	Steve [Nortle]	we measure when you grow small so it’s like always just like
05:11:58:01	05:12:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	uh it would probably be insight yeah you’d have do insight yeah that’s true so i i do
05:11:58:10	05:12:06:21	Brin [Basil]	Super tight and it shows his feet no one else shows their feet
05:11:59:27	05:12:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	shrink wrapped on him
05:12:02:14	05:12:06:04	Chris [TBD]	Then yeah just a six but you got an at one so
05:12:08:20	05:12:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	get my robe size to my shrunken size so when i grow back they’re high waters okay yep okay Yeah.
05:12:17:02	05:12:18:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s right that’s what they call it in the South
05:12:18:01	05:12:23:12	Chris [TBD]	So apparently I sign Yeah because I mean I only got a six
05:12:20:05	05:12:21:28	Brin [Basil]	I grew up calling it floods.
05:12:29:11	05:12:31:12	Brin [Basil]	I sign and seal it with basil leaf.
05:12:33:06	05:12:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	paraffin wax.
05:12:35:01	05:12:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	Did you do it in triplicate?
05:12:35:17	05:12:43:04	Brin [Basil]	I only do it three ways, just one
05:12:36:13	05:12:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	yes yeah that’s how I signed it was in triplet three ways
05:12:38:09	05:12:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I only do it three ways!
05:12:40:28	05:12:52:00	Jesse [GM]	she she’s she’s pulling like applications she’s pouring forms from you because you’re just like signing every that’s enough that’s not that’s great thank you yep she scrolls all those away
05:12:42:29	05:12:44:11	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just one hand worth
05:12:51:28	05:12:53:15	Steve [Nortle]	that one was intraconic
05:12:53:04	05:13:02:19	Jesse [GM]	um and uh um she um she says now that you’re enrolled in the university of idios
05:13:03:07	05:13:13:25	Jesse [GM]	as you’re aware we do have a code of honor here that you will have to abide by in which just sign to agree to if you need a refresher this is probably i’ll just i’ll go over the
05:13:11:24	05:13:16:02	Brin [Basil]	I should have read it.
05:13:13:25	05:13:25:23	Jesse [GM]	paperwork very quickly this is going to be the most important thing that you need to know is the code of honor um during your time here at the school of edius you are forbidden from
05:13:24:02	05:13:26:24	Chris [TBD]	You better not make me shave my face off.
05:13:25:23	05:13:26:27	Jesse [GM]	doing
05:13:27:00	05:13:27:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:13:28:10	05:13:29:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh please!
05:13:28:27	05:13:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	i’m reaching into my pocket to pull out like the drink that i’m going to take today?
05:13:35:11	05:13:38:01	Jesse [GM]	first thing she’s going to read on the list is no forbidden fruits
05:13:39:12	05:13:47:03	Jesse [GM]	they know there are popular uh popular applebee’s around these parts but uh really
05:13:41:08	05:14:00:00	Brin [Basil]	a popular Applebee’s oh
05:13:47:03	05:13:53:09	Jesse [GM]	intoxication anytime so for no forbidden fruit alcohol of any kind
05:13:54:16	05:13:59:08	Jesse [GM]	um no facial hair
05:13:56:19	05:13:57:29	Chris [TBD]	don’t have to empty our pockets what
05:14:00:00	05:14:08:18	Brin [Basil]	wait what about me define
05:14:00:03	05:14:01:10	Chris [TBD]	I have a card
05:14:03:22	05:14:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	get Captain Sogman to sign it?
05:14:06:05	05:14:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	just say you’re a dwarf and you’re fine
05:14:08:18	05:14:37:05	Brin [Basil]	facial hair and
05:14:12:09	05:14:13:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:14:12:09	05:14:13:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:14:12:13	05:14:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	Blah!
05:14:13:17	05:14:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
05:14:14:23	05:14:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	wait uh
05:14:16:01	05:14:17:20	Jesse [GM]	okay let me I’ll read
05:14:18:16	05:14:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	Lucille does that pertain to you as well
05:14:22:09	05:14:24:06	Jesse [GM]	this is for students yep
05:14:23:03	05:14:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	Students only. Students only?
05:14:26:11	05:14:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	thank you I just put my hands in my pocket
05:14:27:01	05:14:28:08	Jesse [GM]	Gesundheit.
05:14:29:20	05:14:30:11	Chris [TBD]	okay
05:14:31:13	05:14:32:22	Jesse [GM]	No tattoos.
05:14:34:13	05:14:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is that existing tattoos or no tattoos moving forward?
05:14:37:05	05:14:39:10	Brin [Basil]	nice I pull my
05:14:39:10	05:14:49:14	Brin [Basil]	shirt down okay look
05:14:40:29	05:14:47:16	Jesse [GM]	Existing tattoos, they will have to be either removed or at the very least covered up.
05:14:48:04	05:14:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’re all wearing robes right?
05:14:49:14	05:15:16:05	Brin [Basil]	right oh
05:14:49:28	05:14:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah Yeah, and gloves. Lots of gloves.
05:14:54:16	05:14:55:10	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
05:14:54:21	05:14:57:03	Steve [Nortle]	Just three-fingered gloves is all I need.
05:14:57:22	05:15:03:19	Jesse [GM]	No recreational drug use of any kind such as purple filth allowed here at the university.
05:15:03:20	05:15:11:12	Jesse [GM]	um no cohabitation no co -housing of any kind you will have student dorms
05:15:11:07	05:15:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	To go To the Girls Dorm
05:15:12:27	05:15:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	Bye sister!
05:15:12:29	05:15:21:04	Jesse [GM]	no dorms and along with that no promiscuity there is a strict
05:15:16:05	05:15:39:24	Brin [Basil]	so
05:15:18:20	05:15:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	All right
05:15:21:06	05:15:28:23	Jesse [GM]	strict code of virtue and chastity here she
05:15:27:04	05:15:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	Does that pertain to the jar that you have there? Is it just the students again?
05:15:28:23	05:15:40:08	Jesse [GM]	slides the jar under the table lastly lastly firstly uh there is a curfew at sundown all students are expected to be in their dorms by
05:15:34:13	05:15:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	Students
05:15:40:08	05:15:47:24	Jesse [GM]	sunday within the building yeah yes
05:15:40:15	05:15:41:01	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
05:15:40:28	05:15:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	Is that Like in The room Or like The common Room Or like I mean Just Within The building Okay Alright
05:15:47:24	05:15:54:20	Jesse [GM]	yep um i’m sorry you’ve already signed the forms
05:15:51:08	05:15:59:13	Brin [Basil]	we get a refund I
05:15:54:15	05:15:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	It literally Said at The bottom Of the Form No refunds It’s Like The one Part You could Read
05:15:59:13	05:16:23:19	Brin [Basil]	changed my mind and
05:15:59:23	05:16:05:10	Jesse [GM]	oh and he forgot to mention you know how some universities obviously we have a dress code
05:16:05:10	05:16:13:07	Jesse [GM]	wear robes uh there is a strict strict policy on no shorts or
05:16:14:26	05:16:15:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:16:15:05	05:16:16:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:16:19:10	05:16:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	i’m glad i’m gonna be wearing like really really big robes then right
05:16:23:29	05:16:26:12	Steve [Nortle]	Huge robes! The robes will be so big!
05:16:26:20	05:16:28:17	Brin [Basil]	With no pantalonis.
05:16:27:26	05:16:35:25	Jesse [GM]	so right now as far as things go visually you’re the only one who is out of
05:16:34:18	05:16:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	remember i put a shit on
05:16:35:29	05:16:46:17	Chris [TBD]	Out of sorts. I am going to go To the bathroom real quick To shave Yep And I’m gonna Go into the bathroom By myself And cast minor illusion On my face
05:16:40:02	05:16:40:21	Jesse [GM]	wonderful
05:16:48:21	05:16:50:14	Jesse [GM]	okay so you can
05:16:49:22	05:16:52:29	Steve [Nortle]	And he’s like the Gerber baby when He comes out
05:16:52:17	05:16:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh she’s so cute you got a baby face man
05:16:55:20	05:17:01:19	Chris [TBD]	I’m guessing What it looks like At this point I don’t remember What I look like Without a beard
05:17:03:13	05:17:09:00	Jesse [GM]	You can attempt to dodge some of the honor code rules obviously but if you are like
05:17:10:09	05:17:13:01	Jesse [GM]	sort of permanently casting a spell on yourself
05:17:12:05	05:17:14:06	Chris [TBD]	I got it Religious
05:17:15:16	05:17:17:11	Chris [TBD]	Purposes I have to keep This beard
05:17:19:04	05:17:20:14	Chris [TBD]	And It’s rude To ask
05:17:20:08	05:17:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	Do tell, do tell I really want to know this story
05:17:22:04	05:17:22:25	Chris [TBD]	Rude To ask
05:17:24:08	05:17:26:13	Steve [Nortle]	Telling the stories against It’s religion
05:17:25:17	05:17:32:27	Chris [TBD]	it’s the Goliath people. We are born with beards, and
05:17:33:22	05:17:34:29	Brin [Basil]	They die with beards.
05:17:34:08	05:17:37:28	Chris [TBD]	we die with beards. And we live by the beard.
05:17:39:25	05:17:40:12	Steve [Nortle]	is feared
05:17:40:01	05:17:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah it is
05:17:40:10	05:17:41:14	Chris [TBD]	The beard is feared.
05:17:40:13	05:17:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, but seriously, does this apply to herring bonds because I am actually covered with burn. Thank you.
05:17:48:28	05:17:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	Animal yeah
05:17:50:10	05:17:51:09	Chris [TBD]	Okay, anyways.
05:17:50:19	05:17:52:26	Jesse [GM]	that would be terrifying we do not want
05:17:53:27	05:17:57:03	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just The face of the body
05:17:54:04	05:17:55:09	Brin [Basil]	Snack and a hat.
05:17:56:07	05:17:59:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, tell me how we can skirt rules.
05:17:59:16	05:18:10:18	Jesse [GM]	okay uh so you can you can try and like skirt around this right now it sounds like you’re trying to persuade her specifically um if you are like casting a spell or something
05:18:05:02	05:18:07:02	Chris [TBD]	Yep, 100%.
05:18:05:14	05:18:08:13	Brin [Basil]	He needs an exemption request.
05:18:10:18	05:18:21:19	Jesse [GM]	you may at times be like a disadvantage because like like your deception may require concentration stuff like that so it just depends you can try and dodge them but depend on the circumstance
05:18:13:14	05:18:23:24	Chris [TBD]	Right. People will perceive it. Basically teachers will have to roll every single time, let’s see.
05:18:25:12	05:18:30:09	Chris [TBD]	But yeah, I’ll try to persuade with the
05:18:31:22	05:18:40:03	Chris [TBD]	religious side of things and I can use religion if you want or I could use persuasion Okay, dang
05:18:39:16	05:18:48:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna help him by using my draconic to help forward his ideas.
05:18:49:15	05:18:51:27	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to try to convert her?
05:18:49:25	05:18:52:28	Jesse [GM]	you’ll whisper in her ear intracontic
05:18:53:05	05:18:57:10	Steve [Nortle]	I know she’s a dwarf, but I don’t get used dracomic very often.
05:18:57:23	05:19:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	I whisper draconically in her ear.
05:19:04:22	05:19:13:01	Chris [TBD]	It’s only a 10 If we’re using religion. It’s 15, but
05:19:07:15	05:19:08:20	Steve [Nortle]	My religion…
05:19:12:25	05:19:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh! Okay, well it’s the same for me. So 18 for me
05:19:16:29	05:19:17:29	Chris [TBD]	persuasion… Oh! Wow.
05:19:21:05	05:19:21:22	Steve [Nortle]	Swank
05:19:24:14	05:19:26:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:19:26:21	05:19:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	We know what house you’re going to get sorted into when you sit in the sorting chair.
05:19:31:26	05:19:45:29	Chris [TBD]	Well, and
05:19:31:27	05:19:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	Wrong call in, buddy.
05:19:33:17	05:19:38:06	Jesse [GM]	uh for some reason
05:19:40:02	05:19:47:03	Brin [Basil]	is working well and you
05:19:41:13	05:19:43:16	Jesse [GM]	resonates
05:19:45:29	05:19:54:10	Chris [TBD]	I can tell you that being on the boat with Captain Sogman his big beautiful beard… You can relate.
05:19:56:15	05:20:06:28	Jesse [GM]	just she’s twisting her beard at the sound of sogman’s beard uh so she says well you’ll have to talk to your department
05:19:57:09	05:19:59:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:20:06:28	05:20:15:29	Jesse [GM]	head or professors uh to get this approved but you’ll likely have to shave so i’m gonna i’m going to help you on
05:20:07:17	05:20:09:08	Chris [TBD]	Sogmen? Yeah, I’ll talk to Sogmin.
05:20:15:05	05:20:17:18	Chris [TBD]	We’ll take it one step at a time.
05:20:15:29	05:20:27:07	Jesse [GM]	here um so she uh escorts you uh down the hallway to pick up your robes and your textbooks
05:20:27:07	05:20:30:04	Jesse [GM]	and she introduces you to a student
05:20:34:11	05:20:36:27	Jesse [GM]	don’t look at the other students you’re just gonna look at one okay
05:20:37:27	05:20:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, yeah
05:20:40:13	05:20:44:26	Jesse [GM]	this one this one um
05:20:43:21	05:20:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, boy.
05:20:46:07	05:20:51:16	Jesse [GM]	she’s going to introduce you to a student named morty but it’s morty with an i not a y
05:20:51:16	05:20:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, okay.
05:20:52:14	05:20:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	Duly noted.
05:20:54:06	05:21:01:18	Jesse [GM]	Um, and he’s going to say, uh, this is going to be your orientation officer. Uh, he’s going to help you get acquainted with the
05:21:01:18	05:21:11:27	Jesse [GM]	rest of school. The middle one. Don’t look at the other ones! Just look at them out! Um, he’ll help you
05:21:04:00	05:21:07:15	Chris [TBD]	Dang. I want the one on the left Oh,
05:21:04:14	05:21:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	I noticed he did…
05:21:09:11	05:21:10:13	Chris [TBD]	okay Alright Yeah
05:21:11:27	05:21:15:05	Jesse [GM]	get oriented, uh… And, uh
05:21:16:08	05:21:20:29	Jesse [GM]	Help get you on your way. Thank you again for enrolling in the University of EDS. We’re so glad to have you
05:21:21:00	05:21:21:26	Steve [Nortle]	Hi Morty!
05:21:22:04	05:21:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	So happy to be here.
05:21:23:08	05:21:25:12	Jesse [GM]	Oh, oh brother
05:21:26:21	05:21:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait we’re all in our robes now right?
05:21:28:18	05:21:31:19	Jesse [GM]	So he’s gonna show you yeah you’re gonna pick up your robes
05:21:29:02	05:21:29:18	Chris [TBD]	Easy.
05:21:31:24	05:21:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have anything that doesn’t clash with my the tiefling?
05:21:34:23	05:21:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	So Morty’s the center one, right? Okay. Great. Aw, yes. Oh hey Morty, how’s it going man?
05:21:37:14	05:21:38:13	Jesse [GM]	the tiefling
05:21:41:01	05:21:41:29	Jesse [GM]	oh hey
05:21:44:01	05:21:50:00	Dave [Xeros]	How’s it goin’ my friends? Hey like, You know We both got horns That’s
05:21:45:25	05:21:46:20	Jesse [GM]	it’s fine
05:21:49:17	05:21:50:16	Jesse [GM]	we do
05:21:49:28	05:21:53:23	Steve [Nortle]	You’re both horny I like that
05:21:50:06	05:21:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah what were the horny types are you are you pretty horny like
05:21:53:14	05:21:58:10	Jesse [GM]	I need to show you guys around the school
05:21:59:16	05:22:03:00	Jesse [GM]	so if you want to hurry and get your robES on then we can take a quick tour
05:22:02:14	05:22:11:18	Steve [Nortle]	yeah sure uh do you have any black orange teal
05:22:06:14	05:22:16:16	Jesse [GM]	i’m sorry the uh blue is the only uh color students it’s uh this is the standard for all students what size are you
05:22:11:18	05:22:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	even an aquamarine would help big i’m really
05:22:19:17	05:22:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	much more round than i am tall don’t forget the bulging on the back dag
05:22:26:23	05:22:28:02	Jesse [GM]	going to give you your robes
05:22:32:11	05:22:33:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh, nice!
05:22:33:08	05:22:43:05	Steve [Nortle]	yo no that actually is kind of more this this blue is way nicer than the crap he’s had to wear i mean like in like
05:22:43:05	05:22:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	the nicest way possible, which probably isn’t very nice.
05:22:44:28	05:22:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, I just like—I started with the token scrubs of the faith. I’m moving up in the world.
05:22:51:20	05:22:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	I can tell.
05:22:53:20	05:23:02:23	Jesse [GM]	um so yeah he shows you kind of poncho style you get to get your robES and then he’s also going to give you each an amulet necklace
05:23:03:11	05:23:10:13	Jesse [GM]	this is going to determine your house so once you uh once we sort of
05:23:03:27	05:23:06:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh, cool.
05:23:06:14	05:23:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
05:23:13:12	05:23:22:25	Jesse [GM]	once we exit the building and we go to the observatory your amulets will reveal the house that you are a part of. Yeah
05:23:18:28	05:23:19:18	Steve [Nortle]	Uh…
05:23:21:07	05:23:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	Question, brother. Will there be any sort of magical cross-effects if you have sat
05:23:28:00	05:23:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	in the sorting seat of Magus with the magic of the sorting amulet?
05:23:33:23	05:23:36:26	Jesse [GM]	don’t like, those are our rivals, we really don’ t want to
05:23:37:25	05:23:40:06	Chris [TBD]	you back in 55!
05:23:38:19	05:23:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
05:23:40:29	05:23:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a—you’re going to get thrown out of here, man. Like, which is the—
05:23:42:27	05:23:43:16	Chris [TBD]	I don’t know.
05:23:45:26	05:23:48:22	Chris [TBD]	My alma mater!
05:23:46:19	05:23:48:00	Jesse [GM]	He’s just mumbling the school
05:23:49:28	05:23:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just wondering. Okay, yeah.
05:23:52:10	05:23:56:18	Steve [Nortle]	Buy ice cream?
05:23:53:04	05:23:54:05	Jesse [GM]	rising, screaming
05:23:55:08	05:23:56:07	Jesse [GM]	kill all your
05:23:56:20	05:23:59:19	Chris [TBD]	Blind obedient we follow
05:24:00:20	05:24:01:20	Brin [Basil]	That’s great
05:24:01:22	05:24:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	Morty, what are you studying here?
05:24:04:05	05:24:06:13	Chris [TBD]	Hey, Morty. Where can we get some purple filth?
05:24:05:29	05:24:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, my-
05:24:08:14	05:24:17:01	Jesse [GM]	oh i’m sorry that’s not allowed here uh i’m i’m studying uh sorcery sorcery and
05:24:08:19	05:24:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	TBD, you have some in your pockets.
05:24:17:01	05:24:21:21	Jesse [GM]	clergy here i’m part of the house of sorcery
05:24:20:20	05:24:22:13	Chris [TBD]	He might know Falclaw.
05:24:22:02	05:24:23:10	Brin [Basil]	Morty how old are you
05:24:26:25	05:24:28:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, he definitely knows Falclaws.
05:24:28:10	05:24:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	Do you know my buddy Fowl Claw?
05:24:29:11	05:24:30:28	Jesse [GM]	sorry uh junior
05:24:33:04	05:24:44:21	Jesse [GM]	I get nervous around people. I don’t have that many friends here. I took this job to try and meet some more friends. We do, yeah That’s probably a good starting point
05:24:34:09	05:24:36:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. Hey, hey.
05:24:35:13	05:24:37:11	Steve [Nortle]	Is that why they do…
05:24:39:22	05:24:42:03	Dave [Xeros]	Can I be a friend? We both have horns.
05:24:44:11	05:24:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	And I stretch my shoulders out and my blue flame comes up
05:24:50:15	05:24:56:19	Jesse [GM]	Oh jeez Oh gosh Okay I’m not one of those
05:24:54:21	05:24:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just a little tired. I just need to get to the dorms.
05:24:57:20	05:25:02:01	Jesse [GM]	If you’ll put your robes on we gotta hurry classes are soon
05:24:58:08	05:24:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
05:25:00:22	05:25:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	The flames will just keep going.
05:25:05:02	05:25:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	If I can get a nap?
05:25:07:05	05:25:13:09	Jesse [GM]	Unquenchable flames we learned about this in the book of videos oh my gosh this is what they’re talking about
05:25:08:02	05:25:12:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you did. Actually, it’s okay.
05:25:10:02	05:25:11:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:25:13:08	05:25:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m here to be converted and then after that, can you teach me the fight song of your alma mater? I think it’s called Fenises Divide and Conquer or something like that.
05:25:21:01	05:25:22:02	Jesse [GM]	of the orientation
05:25:24:10	05:25:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, great. Excellent.
05:25:25:25	05:25:27:06	Steve [Nortle]	What houses are there?
05:25:28:02	05:25:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you.
05:25:28:04	05:25:30:01	Jesse [GM]	okay so Morty
05:25:30:12	05:25:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	Morty is hard of hearing.
05:25:33:06	05:25:37:23	Jesse [GM]	he’s going to give you a quick tour of the university
05:25:38:04	05:25:39:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a really terrified tiefling.
05:25:41:20	05:25:42:27	Jesse [GM]	he’s very shy
05:25:42:28	05:25:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, he’s Tee-Tee.
05:25:45:13	05:25:56:17	Jesse [GM]	let’s see okay perfect so in the middle of the university here he’s going to explain to you this is the observatory this is kind of the central sort of pinnacle of the University these pools and everything actually like tide pools
05:25:56:17	05:26:06:16	Jesse [GM]	there are a lot of celestial observations each house uses the Observatory it’s kind of central where we all come together
05:26:07:19	05:26:10:10	Jesse [GM]	UIB I don’t know if we’ve even said for sure
05:26:08:01	05:26:12:29	Chris [TBD]	No, we haven’t we have waiting for the name
05:26:12:20	05:26:22:24	Jesse [GM]	okay great yes so uh this is perfect because the observatory unites everyone you know that the school was started because there was a lot of conflict and contention
05:26:22:24	05:26:31:13	Jesse [GM]	between different types of people so the university was meant to bridge the community so it is University of Youth Bridgement name
05:26:31:02	05:26:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	it was just called unite you bitches but
05:26:34:10	05:26:39:28	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh oh my god I don’t I can’t hear I didn’t hear that. I didn’ t hear that!
05:26:34:16	05:26:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure brainwashing with one…
05:26:35:20	05:26:42:14	Brin [Basil]	I love that name so much.
05:26:37:23	05:26:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	I actually like
05:26:40:28	05:26:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	I like yours better that’s all I heard while I was in Magus is like oh the universe of unite you bitches and I was like what does that even mean
05:26:49:22	05:26:54:14	Jesse [GM]	So it’s kind of after the idea being that you had a very
05:26:55:18	05:27:04:00	Jesse [GM]	diverse group of heroes during the Pugotan Hour and they all stem from each of these houses so the universe is really built around them and their contributions
05:26:57:28	05:26:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:27:04:03	05:27:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we’ll just open his amulet and know that he’s in the Bjorn again house.
05:27:08:23	05:27:11:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:27:09:03	05:27:10:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:27:11:15	05:27:15:07	Jesse [GM]	We’ll see Here’s the observatory
05:27:16:14	05:27:23:23	Jesse [GM]	just north of the administration building is the Meganackle. That’s where all sporting events and concerts occur
05:27:24:06	05:27:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s also where they have The General Conference I think, right?
05:27:24:18	05:27:27:10	Chris [TBD]	you guys got trounced by this school of magus
05:27:28:19	05:27:38:28	Jesse [GM]	across the way here this is where student housing is, this is where you’ll be staying for the week And those are really the major
05:27:31:14	05:27:36:12	Steve [Nortle]	conference general conferenze I know that.
05:27:34:16	05:27:35:18	Dave [Xeros]	Quarantia Hanara
05:27:38:28	05:27:46:10	Jesse [GM]	things as he’s touring around. You have down here below there’s a couple monuments and stuff around the campus
05:27:39:14	05:27:40:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s your food!
05:27:47:11	05:27:57:08	Jesse [GM]	but the school so it’s kind of divided into these four quarters and forgive me because they can’t see the symbols but you have each house associated with each corner of the university.
05:27:57:08	05:28:09:03	Jesse [GM]	These are the signets that will appear on your amulets when you go to so this is uh the school of combat
05:28:05:06	05:28:13:25	Brin [Basil]	I want that one!
05:28:09:03	05:28:12:06	Jesse [GM]	over in red there
05:28:09:10	05:28:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	Top right, right Oh okay
05:28:14:26	05:28:23:12	Jesse [GM]	um this is the school um of exploration some call it the natural sciences but we at the church don’t
05:28:23:12	05:28:32:23	Jesse [GM]	like to use that term um the uh church of sorcery and clergy uh is the eye over there and then this last one
05:28:31:06	05:28:31:24	Chris [TBD]	cool
05:28:32:23	05:28:42:23	Jesse [GM]	this is the school of artificy it’s like crapsman right it’s kind of the hammer um the shara idios
05:28:35:25	05:28:36:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah.
05:28:37:04	05:28:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	So So Lashara, Idios, and Old Man Jenkins.
05:28:39:08	05:28:40:13	Chris [TBD]	Dang, these are cool looking.
05:28:43:05	05:28:49:11	Jesse [GM]	um and then you have bjorn he’s kind of the exploration in jenkins okay
05:28:48:16	05:28:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s awesome.
05:28:49:28	05:28:50:22	Chris [TBD]	Very cool.
05:28:51:17	05:28:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can we like if we study hot enough can we like commune with our ghosts by chance?
05:28:52:24	05:28:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	Can we collect them all?
05:28:58:19	05:29:06:07	Jesse [GM]	really afraid of ghosts i don’t know spirits and uh i know i’m in school sorcery but i don’t even want to learn the spell of divination
05:29:00:22	05:29:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	What if I have a compulsion to catch them all?”
05:29:06:17	05:29:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah and the other question is since Lashar isn’t dead I guess we couldn’t like communes with a ghost
05:29:13:00	05:29:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	Are you going to kill her?
05:29:15:20	05:29:17:28	Jesse [GM]	we’re not going to kill anyway this is just the orientation tour
05:29:19:06	05:29:19:26	Brin [Basil]	Right.
05:29:20:11	05:29:22:08	Chris [TBD]	Continue! Continue with your tour.
05:29:20:20	05:29:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	Ah,
05:29:21:08	05:29:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	We’re not going to kill anyone yet on our orientation tour
05:29:22:26	05:29:25:17	Brin [Basil]	Okay, just…
05:29:24:20	05:29:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	In the school of fighting don’t they kill?
05:29:26:16	05:29:37:19	Brin [Basil]	that’ll be a part of our studies. Did you hear it? I hope so.
05:29:27:20	05:29:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Is that like an inquisition where They need to make sure that they get the correct
05:29:30:27	05:29:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	What about the
05:29:32:00	05:29:36:12	Jesse [GM]	killing it’s no killing No killing of any kind.
05:29:36:10	05:29:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, and when can we learn About The Children’s Crusade?
05:29:37:06	05:29:45:23	Jesse [GM]	Okay, we don’t like to use that term.
05:29:37:15	05:29:41:24	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh.
05:29:37:16	05:29:43:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not kidding
05:29:45:05	05:29:48:10	Chris [TBD]	It may or may not have happened. Most definitely did not.
05:29:46:18	05:29:51:01	Jesse [GM]	That’s not there technically was no Children’s Crusade.
05:29:52:08	05:29:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	You use The word technically
05:29:54:13	05:30:14:18	Brin [Basil]	Morty we like you dude! It’s
05:29:55:10	05:30:07:01	Jesse [GM]	Well, we know many people refer to a certain event that way but it’s not the actual thing that occurred or the name that was given. We like to refer to the Oathborn Legion
05:30:03:16	05:30:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	Is there a
05:30:07:01	05:30:14:01	Jesse [GM]	um and there is a book yeah yeah there’s a book
05:30:07:21	05:30:12:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Is there A book that talks About the Oathborn Legion Okay
05:30:14:01	05:30:19:22	Jesse [GM]	music um yeah yeah
05:30:14:18	05:30:22:06	Brin [Basil]	me, sorry. I literally did not even know if it was
05:30:18:21	05:30:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to make A note of that
05:30:19:22	05:30:31:12	Jesse [GM]	there’s okay um so he’s gonna you guys are gonna go start at the observatory you’re gonna get your uh houses there basically
05:30:21:07	05:30:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oathborne Legion
05:30:32:07	05:30:40:17	Jesse [GM]	on your way there you’re going to pass you’re kind of here this lower section you’ve gone from the admin building and you’re going to enter through this area, there’s a monument here.
05:30:41:09	05:30:44:13	Jesse [GM]	And it is called the Ringer Monument.
05:30:46:16	05:30:51:10	Jesse [GM]	And as you look at it, you realize some of you may be familiar with your histories.
05:30:51:02	05:30:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	So like an R or W-R
05:30:53:22	05:30:54:11	Jesse [GM]	Just an R.
05:30:55:24	05:31:02:19	Jesse [GM]	Some of you might recognize that it appears to be a monument to two brothers.
05:31:03:24	05:31:12:02	Jesse [GM]	And their last name was Ringer. um one of them uh it lists like their names on there one of
05:31:12:02	05:31:23:13	Jesse [GM]	them this is one of their names is Terry Ringer and the brother of Terry Ringer okay so those are the
05:31:17:29	05:31:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	And the Brother Of Terry
05:31:23:13	05:31:24:24	Jesse [GM]	names inscribed on the monument
05:31:25:29	05:31:29:00	Steve [Nortle]	they literally just put The Brother of Terry, they didn’t put his name
05:31:29:24	05:31:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	His name was Mahonrae Teriyankam, I thought.
05:31:30:20	05:31:56:19	Chris [TBD]	not right
05:31:34:18	05:31:37:25	Jesse [GM]	supposedly no one knows no one knows
05:31:36:15	05:31:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
05:31:38:08	05:31:43:01	Dave [Xeros]	The brother of Terry, a.k.a. Mahonray Teriyanke.
05:31:40:27	05:31:45:13	Jesse [GM]	um does anybody um
05:31:47:27	05:31:48:15	Jesse [GM]	uh
05:31:50:29	05:31:51:27	Jesse [GM]	does anybody
05:31:53:02	05:31:54:26	Jesse [GM]	want to take some purple filth
05:31:56:19	05:32:11:05	Chris [TBD]	now i signed away my rights to partake of it no
05:32:02:18	05:32:05:18	Jesse [GM]	oh yes okay you’re right so when you gave
05:32:07:00	05:32:11:23	Jesse [GM]	or when you got your robes you turned in your other clothing
05:32:11:05	05:32:13:25	Chris [TBD]	i did i i just put
05:32:15:18	05:32:17:06	Jesse [GM]	you’re not allowed to wear the other clothing
05:32:18:08	05:32:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	I asked can you wear anything underneath? You only get the shield and that’s it.
05:32:18:21	05:32:24:29	Steve [Nortle]	did they look in my shell?
05:32:26:26	05:32:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	no they didn t
05:32:27:21	05:32:36:00	Jesse [GM]	uh you can have your guitar yeah yeah you can’t have like your items and stuff with you but your clothing you’ve you’ve been replaced
05:32:34:23	05:32:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	wait Wait, they took my hats?
05:32:38:26	05:32:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i mean it’s that people try to want a hat that’s like a false deity thing my friends
05:32:46:22	05:32:53:25	Brin [Basil]	still have my small satchel? Okay, okay. My filth is in there.
05:32:50:13	05:33:00:24	Jesse [GM]	give you your satchel yeah yeah you can know a few possessions with you yeah they’re gone they’re securely locked away
05:32:54:11	05:33:05:14	Dave [Xeros]	my pants all right can yeah i’m like i just yeah i just wanted to
05:33:00:24	05:33:03:16	Jesse [GM]	they’re protected their spells you know nobody’s
05:33:05:14	05:33:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	cast a warding spell on it so that um if anything anyone tried to open my pants
05:33:16:20	05:33:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s way worse than that.
05:33:18:08	05:33:18:20	Jesse [GM]	going
05:33:19:14	05:33:20:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s weird.
05:33:19:25	05:33:29:21	Dave [Xeros]	No, yeah, it basically becomes a mimic so if someone tries to open it it just like clamps down on So both the pockets are like mimic pockets
05:33:25:13	05:33:26:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:33:30:20	05:33:34:29	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like it’s the original Batman when the Batmobile puts on its armor.
05:33:35:09	05:33:36:01	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:33:38:17	05:33:48:07	Jesse [GM]	hey yeah so a lot of your i mean most of your like possessions and stuff um you still have so you still
05:33:40:00	05:33:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like kit It talks back Thank you Michael
05:33:48:07	05:33:55:25	Jesse [GM]	have your purple belt and bail stones but might be checked at some point for items contraband
05:33:56:17	05:34:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Guys I’ve dealt with this so many times You know what you gotta do? Just wrap it in a plastic bag
05:34:03:02	05:34:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, nevermind We’ll just stop there
05:34:07:13	05:34:08:16	Jesse [GM]	you’re passing the monument
05:34:13:13	05:34:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh hell yeah Alright.
05:34:13:13	05:34:14:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
05:34:14:29	05:34:15:23	Brin [Basil]	Duh!
05:34:18:09	05:34:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	i think i’m actually just so emotionally distraught over losing my recently acquired hat that i’m not paying attention to anything
05:34:24:26	05:34:25:21	Chris [TBD]	24.
05:34:26:02	05:34:26:26	Brin [Basil]	Wooo!
05:34:27:25	05:34:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can I help?
05:34:30:20	05:34:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	anything bad. Is this investigation, right?
05:34:31:21	05:34:33:26	Chris [TBD]	I know this story!
05:34:33:17	05:34:43:25	Brin [Basil]	If I remember
05:34:34:10	05:34:42:05	Jesse [GM]	uh yeah you know you know the story you know about them right uh that uh do you want to relay
05:34:39:18	05:34:50:05	Chris [TBD]	If I remember right there was a broken portal discovered in a hole
05:34:51:17	05:34:57:12	Chris [TBD]	where the city of sorry, where the Church of Idios then later founded
05:34:57:18	05:34:58:14	Dave [Xeros]	temple was built.
05:34:59:21	05:35:07:27	Chris [TBD]	And one of the boys went in, Terry. He died unknowingly. Don’t know how.
05:35:02:07	05:35:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	Terry.
05:35:09:04	05:35:14:10	Chris [TBD]	I don’t remember what happened to the brother of Terry. Did he go to The Swollen Waste?
05:35:14:16	05:35:26:05	Jesse [GM]	with the 24 you remember that like as he like got a little folder or something uh he like joined some of the explorers on an expedition they went to
05:35:15:04	05:35:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:35:21:03	05:35:21:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:35:25:25	05:35:27:01	Chris [TBD]	To The Swollened Waste.
05:35:32:09	05:35:33:25	Chris [TBD]	what The Swallen Waste was.
05:35:35:07	05:35:37:21	Dave [Xeros]	he came back swole though right like super buff
05:35:37:18	05:35:38:06	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah!
05:35:37:27	05:35:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	is that one of the things on the monument is he basically like Schwarzenegger up there next to
05:35:40:16	05:35:41:11	Chris [TBD]	Is he buffed?
05:35:41:14	05:35:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	is he buff in like the carving of the monument it’s like Roman chiseled
05:35:43:27	05:35:46:05	Chris [TBD]	Or is this pre…
05:35:49:23	05:35:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	child twins like Danny
05:35:50:28	05:35:54:06	Jesse [GM]	no they’re gonna be both they’re both gonna be like children
05:35:51:23	05:35:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	Christopher Walken oh
05:35:54:17	05:36:00:21	Chris [TBD]	so this is pre-swollen waste pretty swollen waste anyways yes I remember the story very well
05:35:56:04	05:36:07:18	Jesse [GM]	um yeah but but yeah yeah you remember that this expedition they left something went like horribly wrong the uh brother terry he’s the only one who returned like barely alive
05:36:03:25	05:36:08:06	Chris [TBD]	yeah that’s right that’s correct
05:36:07:18	05:36:12:20	Jesse [GM]	but he’s changed by the swamp he does he’s like he’s jacked he’s different
05:36:09:13	05:36:15:07	Chris [TBD]	yes swollen wastes
05:36:12:20	05:36:24:20	Jesse [GM]	um but uh but then uh he dies uh got return whispers a few things uh kind of reports on their journey but then he dies
05:36:27:12	05:36:36:26	Jesse [GM]	um with your 24 you also remember your reading you’ve just been exploring that certain places
05:36:33:18	05:36:34:07	Chris [TBD]	yep
05:36:36:26	05:36:45:02	Jesse [GM]	can act as memory anchors okay so if you took some purple filth you might learn a little bit more about
05:36:38:07	05:36:49:20	Chris [TBD]	yes okay I’m going to sneak out later at night and return
05:36:48:15	05:36:56:07	Steve [Nortle]	after curfew you’re not going to do it in front of Morty just grab Morty hold his head and be like
05:36:49:20	05:37:00:03	Chris [TBD]	to this place after curfew no much smarter than that but I don’t have any of I mean, my purple filth was taken from me apparently.
05:37:00:15	05:37:08:17	Chris [TBD]	So if I have my adventure pack then I’m okay.
05:37:01:26	05:37:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	bags yeah do you want them yep
05:37:02:15	05:37:05:24	Jesse [GM]	they didn’t take all your possessions just your clothes for now
05:37:04:14	05:37:05:27	Brin [Basil]	I got some too.
05:37:07:01	05:37:09:29	Jesse [GM]	yeah, you could check for contraband later
05:37:10:05	05:37:10:21	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
05:37:10:25	05:37:13:28	Dave [Xeros]	right as we step at this statue i grow by three inches
05:37:15:16	05:37:18:07	Jesse [GM]	so your robes are kind of like cut-offs
05:37:20:10	05:37:21:13	Chris [TBD]	Oh no!
05:37:20:12	05:37:23:02	Brin [Basil]	Yes! I’m so happy.
05:37:20:27	05:37:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	there’s skies out thighs out baby
05:37:26:27	05:37:28:27	Steve [Nortle]	acres of leg meat
05:37:27:05	05:37:29:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh, what’s up? Look at this…
05:37:31:07	05:37:35:26	Jesse [GM]	maybe don’t look too close i don’t know where your viewpoint is in relation
05:37:35:11	05:37:39:19	Brin [Basil]	You probably have grown too GOOD GOSH
05:37:36:19	05:37:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	know right
05:37:36:22	05:37:38:05	Chris [TBD]	have grown too, yeah.
05:37:38:04	05:37:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	wait and is your um like outer tiefling apparel like that that’s just like such an ingrained spell in you
05:37:39:15	05:37:40:04	Jesse [GM]	[laughter]
05:37:48:17	05:37:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	it’s always running when something really drastic takes it away yeah
05:37:53:21	05:38:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	well are you talking about the spell I don’t even know it exists so
05:37:56:04	05:38:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	that makes you look awesome instead of like your normal oh so it’s so ingrained
05:38:06:28	05:38:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s subliminal
05:38:09:06	05:38:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t yep doesn’t do anything so yeah i’m like you know and you know hey you know i i’m okay with this i can show the leg it feels so good yeah
05:38:11:25	05:38:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	wait you gotta cover up your tattoos though like your gold markings
05:38:16:08	05:38:18:28	Jesse [GM]	there’s a little breeze out like it feels kind of nice
05:38:23:18	05:38:30:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah well i mean those those were like long sleeve weren’t they and i had like like scrubs on kind of
05:38:29:22	05:38:32:26	Jesse [GM]	yeah i don’t know about your legs because your legs might be questionable now
05:38:32:01	05:38:35:14	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah
05:38:32:08	05:38:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t have any tattoos on my legs so it’s just on my arms and on my chest well hey let’s just let’s pull this up
05:38:35:11	05:38:42:12	Jesse [GM]	hey the illustration the picture you have definitely shows those tattoos going down your pants somewhere and i don’nt know where they extend to
05:38:45:04	05:38:48:02	Steve [Nortle]	oh crap
05:38:51:22	05:38:53:08	Steve [Nortle]	Morty is there
05:38:54:26	05:38:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	hand accoutrements that one can purchase at the school store
05:38:59:17	05:38:59:29	Chris [TBD]	Maracas?
05:39:00:04	05:39:00:23	Jesse [GM]	mean gloves
05:39:00:07	05:39:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, yeah. I probably will have to go with mittens but gloves will work.
05:39:06:13	05:39:08:28	Jesse [GM]	yeah yep there are
05:39:09:08	05:39:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay good. Very good.
05:39:12:05	05:39:13:10	Jesse [GM]	blue the better
05:39:13:15	05:39:14:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yes!
05:39:15:05	05:39:19:06	Jesse [GM]	love your school spirit ok let’s continue the tour
05:39:22:13	05:39:23:02	Jesse [GM]	so
05:39:24:12	05:39:31:15	Jesse [GM]	he takes you to the observatory you guys go to sort of this center area that you can see here
05:39:34:14	05:39:38:25	Chris [TBD]	Can I cast, like, detect magic when we’re in there?
05:39:34:17	05:39:35:07	Jesse [GM]	and
05:39:41:13	05:39:49:02	Chris [TBD]	Or use a skill to investigate arcane abilities.
05:39:51:03	05:39:57:28	Jesse [GM]	I don’t yeah you’ll it’s just like there’s like a plethora of like sorcery and stuff going on here
05:39:51:16	05:39:53:01	Chris [TBD]	Unless you don’t think I need to.
05:39:57:18	05:40:07:23	Chris [TBD]	After we saw the statues, I’m curious if… Are we standing in the Temple of Idios? Is that what the observatory is? Okay, never mind.
05:40:07:29	05:40:12:09	Jesse [GM]	temple is not on campus so um
05:40:10:27	05:40:11:11	Brin [Basil]	Bless you.
05:40:11:16	05:40:20:07	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to like let’s take a look at this real quick you know share screen i’m pretty sure that
05:40:13:01	05:40:14:01	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks sis.
05:40:21:17	05:40:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t see anywhere what actually goes down my body it goes down on my arm so So, I mean, she’s pretty covered up.
05:40:34:15	05:40:35:01	Chris [TBD]	Dwarves
05:40:34:25	05:40:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s understandable.
05:40:36:29	05:40:37:16	Chris [TBD]	captains
05:40:38:09	05:40:49:29	Jesse [GM]	okay so as you arrive at the observatory you’ve missed like the formal ritual that’s held at the beginning of the semester where everybody’s like divided into their houses but morty conducts
05:40:40:08	05:40:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	Beards.
05:40:41:26	05:40:42:13	Chris [TBD]	beards
05:40:49:29	05:41:01:05	Jesse [GM]	a small one with you here okay yeah uncle richard
05:40:51:20	05:40:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	Morty does?
05:40:52:18	05:40:53:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:40:52:18	05:40:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:40:53:21	05:40:56:18	Brin [Basil]	You wouldn’t happen to have a grandpa named Rick would you?
05:40:53:29	05:40:54:16	Chris [TBD]	Alright!
05:40:56:29	05:40:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Richard.
05:40:58:11	05:40:59:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry.
05:41:01:17	05:41:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	Uncle Dick
05:41:06:02	05:41:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	Morty Dick.
05:41:08:06	05:41:15:13	Jesse [GM]	um so um he disperses you kind of around the four corners
05:41:09:07	05:41:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	I hear he was a… He is an alma mater of Phoenix.
05:41:09:16	05:41:10:19	Brin [Basil]	Dick and Marty.
05:41:15:13	05:41:26:27	Jesse [GM]	of the observatory uh that the platform that’s up there on those circles and he gives each of you your necklace your antiflates um and then he goes to
05:41:26:27	05:41:32:28	Jesse [GM]	the center and he starts offering like this chant from his prayer to like salooning um maybe it
05:41:32:28	05:41:41:20	Jesse [GM]	sounds a little funny because of his voice but right uh as
05:41:37:17	05:41:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	Amen!
05:41:38:20	05:41:39:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh jeez!
05:41:41:20	05:41:53:02	Jesse [GM]	you are listening to the chant and you are there You are assigned your houses These blue and sort of purple
05:41:53:28	05:42:05:10	Jesse [GM]	flares kind of surround you And like the wind picks up, you know On your necklace you are given a house And
05:42:10:26	05:42:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m so excited about this.
05:42:13:06	05:42:20:10	Jesse [GM]	Eros in TBD You recognize this signet appears on your amulet The school of sorcery
05:42:31:01	05:42:41:25	Chris [TBD]	gonna be roommates yeah good point
05:42:32:01	05:42:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	right hey it’s like back in old times i’m i’m really surprised that they don’t let jenkins and then like his great-great grandfather actually like founded one of these
05:42:39:15	05:42:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	houses yeah yeah i wonder well i mean they gotta yeah they gotta like they gotta cut out like the filth at some point, right?
05:42:42:16	05:42:47:01	Jesse [GM]	it does seem odd yeah keen observation sir
05:42:46:27	05:42:50:07	Steve [Nortle]	Without a role, even?
05:42:50:04	05:43:00:28	Jesse [GM]	as you i will say uh your check that you wanted to do as you do enter the observatory there is another one of those like shields those bubbles kind of auras around this area and
05:43:00:28	05:43:10:11	Jesse [GM]	you noticed it when you like walk into idios the city uh you like felt yourselves gonna pass through a wall but nothing happened to you same thing here you like feel the force of the energy
05:43:10:11	05:43:19:21	Jesse [GM]	but nothing appears to happen to you no nothing reacts uh basil and nortle you guys this signet
05:43:12:22	05:43:14:05	Chris [TBD]	reacts to it? Okay.
05:43:19:21	05:43:31:09	Jesse [GM]	peers on your amulets the university of combat okay um the yeah
05:43:24:10	05:43:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	Hey sister!
05:43:27:15	05:43:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m okay with this. This will be interesting.
05:43:31:04	05:43:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	I hope your roommates don’t suck.
05:43:32:18	05:43:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	So by it not reacting to anything so like anything that may have its posited places so like it doesn’t notice that we actually have purple filth on us or anything like that
05:43:42:11	05:43:46:04	Chris [TBD]	Like going through the forest field. It’s not like a scanner.
05:43:43:29	05:43:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
05:43:46:09	05:43:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
05:43:49:01	05:43:50:14	Jesse [GM]	not here anyway
05:43:49:10	05:43:50:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh
05:43:50:25	05:43:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	Mmm Alright Let’s gotta figure out make sure we don’t go to the other houses
05:43:52:07	05:43:53:11	Brin [Basil]	Hi
05:43:54:10	05:43:55:25	Chris [TBD]	Don’t go to the other houses.
05:43:55:24	05:43:56:09	Jesse [GM]	okay
05:43:58:04	05:43:58:20	Jesse [GM]	so
05:44:00:00	05:44:06:23	Jesse [GM]	you are given your houses and your necklaces then Morty is going to show you one last thing on your tour
05:44:07:25	05:44:15:16	Jesse [GM]	he’s going to have to hurry rush off the class because classes are today he’s gonna show you a class schedule which some of you can read
05:44:11:27	05:44:12:13	Chris [TBD]	Nice!
05:44:17:16	05:44:19:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah. Monday.
05:44:19:04	05:44:27:27	Jesse [GM]	um we’re on monday right now okay um and you have classes basically today
05:44:29:12	05:44:36:09	Jesse [GM]	tuesday there’s a couple of events going on wednesday there’s classes uh another event
05:44:41:14	05:44:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we got a cram guys it’s the end of the semester he’d like run into foul plot maybe right yeah i mean he’s supposed to be taking his finals right
05:44:47:16	05:44:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	Really?
05:44:51:29	05:44:52:08	Jesse [GM]	you see
05:44:53:09	05:44:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he just got back to his runspringer yeah
05:44:54:09	05:44:59:16	Jesse [GM]	didn’t you ask about falclaw earlier or that falclaws which one
05:44:56:27	05:44:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	did.
05:44:59:07	05:44:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	That one?
05:44:59:20	05:45:10:16	Dave [Xeros]	the owl one did you ever see the poster on his wall in his dorm
05:45:01:07	05:45:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	The one that has the girlfriend is famous.
05:45:05:27	05:45:07:29	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know about that he has a girlfriend
05:45:08:24	05:45:12:03	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, they did go on a date.
05:45:12:20	05:45:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	she wrote a song about him that’s awesome he’s really friendly he’s the only friend
05:45:13:25	05:45:17:23	Jesse [GM]	Falclaw is probably my only friend in all three years
05:45:20:19	05:45:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	that i’ve made in the like 20 years i’ve been on the outside at this university so i mean i’m not saying that you guys aren’t my friends i’m just saying like yeah it was cool because
05:45:20:21	05:45:21:19	Brin [Basil]	so foul ball.
05:45:29:20	05:45:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	we met before and we were kind of friends and then he told me well i you’re actually just like a project you’re not really friend and it really hurt my feelings
05:45:36:00	05:45:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	Has he ever shrunk
05:45:38:21	05:45:39:27	Chris [TBD]	Wait, that happened?
05:45:40:09	05:45:43:19	Steve [Nortle]	and gotten, like, those big dinner plate eyes.
05:45:45:29	05:45:46:12	Jesse [GM]	no
05:45:48:03	05:45:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	Does she even really know Fowl Claw?
05:45:48:07	05:45:52:08	Chris [TBD]	That was the goo that he got on him.
05:45:53:10	05:46:01:12	Steve [Nortle]	I was just wondering if they’d interacted since… Like that was my way of finding out if he’d actually spoken with Fowlt Claw.
05:45:55:11	05:45:56:29	Chris [TBD]	Secret of the ooze.
05:46:00:01	05:46:00:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:46:01:24	05:46:01:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:46:02:10	05:46:08:04	Jesse [GM]	uh no I wish I wish he was here Falcwall’s in finals this weekend
05:46:04:19	05:46:06:11	Chris [TBD]	Falclaw’s changed a bit.
05:46:08:10	05:46:11:28	Steve [Nortle]	Lockdown! Yeah, quarantine basically. Yep.
05:46:10:22	05:46:18:05	Jesse [GM]	yep Yep. Yeah, very intense meditation practices and prayers that he has to go through.
05:46:19:07	05:46:29:15	Jesse [GM]	Okay, so yeah, he shows you the schedule of your maps And then he’s going to tell you your first class He’s actually a student in this class as well
05:46:30:27	05:46:42:13	Jesse [GM]	And he’s waited later in his academic journey To take this course But he is going to be a student as well in the course that you’ll be taking.
05:46:35:23	05:46:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
05:46:42:20	05:46:54:04	Jesse [GM]	So this corner, this is the school of sorcery over here by the administration building you were at earlier. This is the School of Combat. Okay? There’s no answer there that you guys will be in.
05:46:46:14	05:46:47:05	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
05:46:54:11	05:47:04:01	Jesse [GM]	This is Exploration. It’s adjacent and then Artificy is up here next to Norms. Okay? That’s the Lay of Land
05:47:04:01	05:47:09:26	Jesse [GM]	Classes about to start History of the Church Riveting Stuff
05:47:10:12	05:47:15:25	Steve [Nortle]	So are all four of us going to that one because that’s one class we all have to take so we’re all taking it together.
05:47:14:25	05:47:22:07	Jesse [GM]	there’s one course you all have to take yep um and your elective courses will be decided
05:47:23:13	05:47:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	Wonderful.
05:47:24:25	05:47:26:28	Brin [Basil]	I should have made a trip in the days.
05:47:28:12	05:47:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	the church as told by hideous correct all right great perfect it’s the one I
05:47:35:00	05:47:41:25	Jesse [GM]	yep um if we can get through class real quick
05:47:41:25	05:47:51:06	Jesse [GM]	i think we can do it fast and then we’ll wrap up okay all right so you follow morty to the history of church
05:47:42:04	05:47:44:23	Chris [TBD]	Let’s do it. Yeah, let’s do it.
05:47:51:06	05:47:57:21	Jesse [GM]	and you walk in there’s a professor up front he’s kind of mid-lecture
05:47:59:23	05:48:01:14	Jesse [GM]	and um
05:48:02:25	05:48:03:13	Jesse [GM]	he
05:48:04:16	05:48:15:22	Jesse [GM]	is speaking um he’s talking when you walk in uh it stops him immediately and he looks at all of you um
05:48:16:24	05:48:27:05	Jesse [GM]	and Morty’s there and he goes oh hey professor. These are some new students, they’re going to be taking the course, the exam
05:48:27:05	05:48:28:28	Jesse [GM]	on Thursday
05:48:30:12	05:48:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	we just so I mean we know so much so we’re just kind of here to audit a little bit and then take our exams she knows the most so ask any questions
05:48:45:22	05:48:49:16	Jesse [GM]	and he’s like kind of like He scans all of you and he is like
05:48:46:28	05:48:48:15	Chris [TBD]	I gotta start over now.
05:48:50:18	05:48:54:05	Jesse [GM]	They’re letting anybody at this university now
05:48:58:00	05:48:58:17	Jesse [GM]	Anybody
05:49:00:25	05:49:03:26	Jesse [GM]	Please take a seat Don’t interrupt
05:49:01:06	05:49:08:17	Brin [Basil]	please yeah morty don’t interrupt oh
05:49:04:28	05:49:05:29	Jesse [GM]	Take your seats
05:49:08:17	05:49:20:04	Brin [Basil]	yeah
05:49:09:22	05:49:12:05	Jesse [GM]	He’s a humanoid looking creature
05:49:13:11	05:49:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	can i cast bodic inspiration on myself real quick just like
05:49:18:15	05:49:19:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah
05:49:19:14	05:49:22:13	Steve [Nortle]	So he’s like probably an elf of some sort. Half-elf?
05:49:21:25	05:49:31:17	Jesse [GM]	he’s yeah he’s kind of a half elf uh think of a mix between uh he kind of sounds like professor snape but he looks more
05:49:31:17	05:49:37:16	Jesse [GM]	like the professor from ferret bueller stay off anyone anyone okay
05:49:34:01	05:49:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
05:49:34:04	05:49:34:27	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha
05:49:34:27	05:49:35:18	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t know anyone.
05:49:38:01	05:49:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	War of 1812.
05:49:40:11	05:49:51:19	Jesse [GM]	and he goes well before we were rudely interrupted we were talking about the early days of the university and when it was established which
05:49:53:07	05:50:03:26	Jesse [GM]	happened to coincide with some of the jenkins uprisings as you’re all familiar with we’ve covered all that material before jenkin’s as you know was something of an old fool
05:50:03:26	05:50:05:29	Jesse [GM]	not to be taken seriously
05:50:11:02	05:50:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	my name’s hey, my name is Eros nice to meet you I hear that his family line has kind of been
05:50:19:13	05:50:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	excommunicated
05:50:21:28	05:50:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	understandably so they’ve done some pretty terrible things right um he was like old man jenkins was a mold like they did a lot of brotheling
05:50:26:19	05:50:27:26	Chris [TBD]	Founding a brothel.
05:50:31:05	05:50:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	um i just want to let you know that i put the stories i’m just wondering if they yes it is actually are these stories all true and if there are true can you give us specific
05:50:33:11	05:50:34:23	Steve [Nortle]	Is that a verb?
05:50:38:21	05:50:44:15	Brin [Basil]	what a brothel is
05:50:41:29	05:50:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	like examples of brothling so that we understand what not to get ourselves into in the future yes
05:50:48:23	05:50:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	In as much detail As you can muster
05:50:51:21	05:51:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	yes so tell me you know i mean it’s kind of like you know those one-on-one interviews that are very inappropriate but like you want to know all the information
05:51:00:24	05:51:12:15	Jesse [GM]	cannot speak for every member of Jenkins’ family or descendancy. However, I can tell you as many of your fellow students have already learned
05:51:12:15	05:51:23:19	Jesse [GM]	this semester that Jenkins was deemed something a heretic after accusing many people of being
05:51:23:19	05:51:30:19	Jesse [GM]	shapeshifters and causing quite the stir within the community.
05:51:30:19	05:51:40:28	Jesse [GM]	so yes his descendancy even though there is a school a house technically named after him
05:51:41:14	05:51:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the house at the house of old was like what old town was like named appa right
05:51:45:14	05:51:57:03	Jesse [GM]	he is no longer this is Professor Lawrence Sacks
05:51:46:01	05:51:51:16	Chris [TBD]	Did we get this guy’s name?
05:51:58:13	05:51:59:14	Chris [TBD]	Lawrence Sachs.
05:52:00:17	05:52:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	like he was put in a stockade and he like i mean jenkins died shortly after that right is there but didn’t he like you curse like idios as he died
05:52:01:29	05:52:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	there’s no way we’ll miss up that word
05:52:14:17	05:52:23:13	Jesse [GM]	in the stockade and he did die the remnants of his body no one seems to know what happened
05:52:23:13	05:52:31:21	Jesse [GM]	to his remains any further questions before we move on wonderful
05:52:28:28	05:52:29:24	Chris [TBD]	let’s move on.
05:52:29:21	05:52:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	there people looking for his body parts by chance are they like artifacts or something that we could find do you think they
05:52:37:28	05:52:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	have any sort of magic with it that we
05:52:42:26	05:52:52:28	Jesse [GM]	so long i doubt that any of his remains even still exist thank you uh
05:52:51:09	05:52:51:22	Chris [TBD]	Good thought.
05:52:52:28	05:53:00:28	Jesse [GM]	uh he adds a couple more things about how the um
05:53:00:28	05:53:10:15	Jesse [GM]	oh sorry there was really like no evidence of
05:53:10:15	05:53:17:22	Jesse [GM]	shapeshifters in the swollen waist per se skinwalkers that’s right yeah
05:53:16:26	05:53:26:13	Chris [TBD]	Skinwalkers joggers skin joggers TVD seen him.
05:53:19:28	05:53:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	they have skins they just have like stripes going down their
05:53:26:07	05:53:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	their ankles all look very tightly
05:53:26:21	05:53:33:17	Chris [TBD]	He knows he is just going to shake his head. It’s like you have no idea because he’s I have been there and
05:53:33:17	05:53:48:04	Chris [TBD]	I know I know what I saw Jenkins.
05:53:36:19	05:53:41:16	Jesse [GM]	and jenkins it got to the point where
05:53:41:16	05:53:51:19	Jesse [GM]	he led like a coup to try and overthrow uh the church yep cause some pretty severe
05:53:51:19	05:53:56:17	Jesse [GM]	attention so uh yeah accusations like that are taken uh pretty seriously
05:53:56:17	05:54:05:13	Jesse [GM]	so he had the house before all this occurred but yeah but he’s still a hero for the gotten hour
05:53:57:04	05:53:59:22	Chris [TBD]	we honor him by giving him a house at the school.
05:54:01:19	05:54:02:02	Chris [TBD]	Yeah
05:54:02:03	05:54:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	uh so i saw like a statue out front of uh of two brothers that
05:54:13:25	05:54:16:23	Dave [Xeros]	kind of like progenitors of the church
05:54:17:24	05:54:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	I know that there’s a lot of research has gone into The Swollen Waste and what’s happened just wondering if you have any more information about that and how that coincides with the birth of the Church and Idios
05:54:30:10	05:54:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just wondering whether you guys actually talked about those stories here or not
05:54:35:24	05:54:39:10	Jesse [GM]	it is a pretty integral component of the history of the church
05:54:40:13	05:54:45:17	Jesse [GM]	as you know many expeditions began due to the efforts of jacques bjorn
05:54:45:08	05:54:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	Jacques Bjorn yeah
05:54:48:25	05:54:59:07	Jesse [GM]	and one of the brothers actually happened to be on one of these expeditions into the swollen waste after Jenkins’ accusations. It got so serious that people felt the need to investigate
05:55:00:09	05:55:00:29	Jesse [GM]	and
05:55:02:08	05:55:08:03	Jesse [GM]	something happened on their expedition, led to a disaster The expedition did not return
05:55:09:07	05:55:14:22	Jesse [GM]	And they were all killed according to the brother of Terry who returned and died shortly thereafter
05:55:14:21	05:55:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	I heard that he provided a lot of information on his deathbed of what was going on in the Swollen Voice. I’m just wondering if you guys had any scrolls with that information written down? You know,
05:55:26:05	05:55:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	I hear the term thrown around about cronomancy quite a bit in association with the swollen voice.
05:55:32:11	05:55:43:20	Jesse [GM]	Forbidden Forbiden Madrick The only things that the brother of Terry said upon his return was that
05:55:32:16	05:55:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	all the time.
05:55:34:13	05:55:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. And I was just wondering like, I mean…
05:55:44:06	05:55:55:21	Jesse [GM]	the expedition all of them had died he had seen them all perish um and uh well maybe
05:55:55:21	05:56:04:22	Jesse [GM]	wait hold on i’m thinking sorry um no no no yes
05:55:58:11	05:56:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s alright. Just testing your knowledge
05:56:04:22	05:56:10:00	Jesse [GM]	yes he did yes he said that they all
05:56:10:00	05:56:17:04	Jesse [GM]	died in the expedition some horrible accident creatures in the swollen waste
05:56:11:29	05:56:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	he say how they died?
05:56:17:22	05:56:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	A little bit of skin jogging? Yeah?
05:56:20:08	05:56:21:11	Chris [TBD]	Skin Joggers?
05:56:23:14	05:56:34:09	Jesse [GM]	there was no evidence of first day so he goes on uh gives a riveting lector about the history
05:56:26:05	05:56:27:10	Chris [TBD]	I mean…
05:56:28:19	05:56:29:21	Chris [TBD]	I’ll just let you keep teaching.
05:56:34:09	05:56:41:16	Jesse [GM]	church and the most monotone monotono voice um let’s see if you can make everybody
05:56:34:17	05:56:37:02	Chris [TBD]	DVD’s just gonna yawn really loud.
05:56:38:24	05:56:46:06	Chris [TBD]	What are you talking about?!
05:56:40:18	05:56:43:26	Brin [Basil]	Professor, this man has a beard.
05:56:46:28	05:56:49:16	Jesse [GM]	he’s a tenured professor, he really doesn’t
05:56:49:00	05:56:50:29	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t even want to be there.
05:56:50:24	05:56:51:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah
05:56:51:22	05:56:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	Constitution
05:56:52:22	05:56:54:19	Jesse [GM]	we’re going to see if you can stay awake
05:56:52:24	05:56:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:56:54:02	05:56:56:16	Chris [TBD]	It’s a problem. I’ll cast Minor Illusion.
05:56:56:07	05:57:02:11	Jesse [GM]	lecture and if you do you might get a little treat
05:57:02:18	05:57:03:02	Steve [Nortle]	18
05:57:03:13	05:57:04:12	Jesse [GM]	18 nice
05:57:04:06	05:57:06:19	Chris [TBD]	No, I’m definitely sound asleep by this point.
05:57:07:16	05:57:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	What are we rolling for?
05:57:09:20	05:57:11:23	Jesse [GM]	just see if you can say wait
05:57:12:06	05:57:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	Is it constitution, just a straight constitution roll?
05:57:12:14	05:57:12:29	Brin [Basil]	Constitution?
05:57:15:20	05:57:16:05	Brin [Basil]	19.
05:57:16:18	05:57:17:18	Jesse [GM]	wow nice
05:57:19:02	05:57:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	18.
05:57:22:14	05:57:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, no, it could be 19.
05:57:26:10	05:57:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, 18. Did you actually fall asleep according
05:57:30:10	05:57:38:27	Jesse [GM]	uh hey cool so
05:57:36:07	05:57:37:10	Chris [TBD]	Yes, I did.
05:57:37:22	05:57:41:02	Brin [Basil]	And I’m going to draw a penis on his neck.
05:57:38:27	05:57:45:12	Jesse [GM]	no tattoos please no tattoos um
05:57:41:19	05:57:46:28	Steve [Nortle]	He does care about that, not about beards
05:57:42:08	05:57:43:16	Chris [TBD]	no tattoos
05:57:48:02	05:57:59:22	Jesse [GM]	um so he one thing that i kind of failed to mention with the libraries and stuff with your preparation for the exam is that anytime you like successfully acquire a book
05:57:59:22	05:58:11:20	Jesse [GM]	uh or like study that book whatever um you gain you can gain knowledge points which assist you on the exam at the end of the week so those of you who stayed awake and managed to fight through
05:58:08:16	05:58:13:14	Chris [TBD]	nice gosh dang it
05:58:11:20	05:58:21:13	Jesse [GM]	one of the most boring lectures each of you gained one knowledge point and according to my records as
05:58:14:22	05:58:17:07	Dave [Xeros]	been so bright -eyed this entire time
05:58:21:13	05:58:29:22	Jesse [GM]	right now before this steve i don’t think you had any or nordal didn’t have any eros i believe he
05:58:29:22	05:58:40:28	Jesse [GM]	get two uh because of oh but you you acquired a few different books that you told me about i forgot did you get the echoes of idios did that come to you or did that
05:58:41:05	05:58:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah like of this stuff Yeah, I’ve had to
05:58:42:21	05:58:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	i also got one more actually i got the list
05:58:48:14	05:59:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	so i have three and then plus this one is four right yep i
05:58:52:29	05:59:04:14	Jesse [GM]	so you had so what did you um what else did you you got two like scriptural books those are going to be your points that’s going to be that it’s going to be stuff that relates
05:59:04:14	05:59:09:23	Jesse [GM]	to the exam this is like extra investigation stuff right so you technically have three
05:59:12:16	05:59:12:29	Jesse [GM]	TBD
05:59:15:17	05:59:18:25	Jesse [GM]	that’s the only one and then the magazine
05:59:18:18	05:59:20:20	Chris [TBD]	and roll legends no
05:59:24:23	05:59:30:20	Brin [Basil]	He read when we went to the meeting, What was it called again?
05:59:33:04	05:59:35:20	Brin [Basil]	Declarations. He sat on the queue in red.
05:59:41:01	05:59:42:27	Chris [TBD]	library I read from
05:59:42:26	05:59:49:02	Jesse [GM]	because didn’t you help track down the book in the library like you found it I thought you guys had a chance to study it or something
05:59:47:24	05:59:50:12	Chris [TBD]	I was sitting on top of a half
05:59:49:25	05:59:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s right
05:59:51:18	05:59:52:29	Jesse [GM]	so I think you have one
05:59:51:22	05:59:59:09	Chris [TBD]	remember okay no but does this one give me one or okay
05:59:53:04	05:59:53:18	Steve [Nortle]	Brandel
05:59:54:01	05:59:55:17	Jesse [GM]	but you fell asleep in the lecture
05:59:59:10	05:59:59:21	Jesse [GM]	Nope.
06:00:00:07	06:00:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a history of the church of idiots what about the war chapters i brought like taught her on the boat.
06:00:01:11	06:00:06:08	Jesse [GM]	You definitely have at least one from the library the first time that you stayed awake, so you have two.
06:00:12:01	06:00:15:26	Jesse [GM]	That’s more of a conversion challenge there.
06:00:13:14	06:00:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, that’s okay. I’m good. Sounds good.
06:00:16:15	06:00:26:11	Steve [Nortle]	so i stayed awake and i’m pretty sure i’ve gotten two books that had like i have three but i know they’re just keeping everybody’s but i’m pre-sure two of those
06:00:27:02	06:00:27:10	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
06:00:27:06	06:00:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	so it’d be a total of three yeah i didn’t
06:00:28:26	06:00:31:24	Jesse [GM]	Because which ones did you… because I thought you got The Echoes of Idiots.
06:00:31:12	06:00:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	I got Echoes and then I also got the one about
06:00:36:13	06:00:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	David and Goliath story
06:00:39:20	06:00:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	Davina
06:00:40:01	06:00:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	recognize that one when i was looking through it so the warrior seer and the titan of ruin um
06:00:41:17	06:00:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	So I got Echoes in Davina
06:00:43:22	06:00:46:12	Jesse [GM]	So you got the song. You got the Song of War and Night.
06:00:50:04	06:01:00:09	Steve [Nortle]	the war of song and night which i remember was mine and then but echoes of idiots i did put an e in there because it was missing so
06:00:54:21	06:00:55:18	Jesse [GM]	The other ones are Dave’s.
06:01:00:25	06:01:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a very me thing to do yeah
06:01:06:19	06:01:13:17	Jesse [GM]	professor find out okay so then you have two you have one book and then you stay through the lecture
06:01:15:07	06:01:24:02	Jesse [GM]	okay so yeah okay so you just keep track of those throughout the week and those will help you on the exam um the last thing
06:01:28:14	06:01:38:17	Jesse [GM]	as you’re leaving class um morty he’s just expressing that he’s really nervous about the exam coming up uh even though
06:01:38:17	06:01:43:17	Jesse [GM]	he kind of knows what’s going to not be on the exam to an extent he’s still pretty worried
06:01:44:23	06:01:50:07	Jesse [GM]	and he describes like the criteria to you which will help you as you’re studying throughout
06:01:50:07	06:01:57:22	Jesse [GM]	the week uh it’s basically there’s a 10 question section of the exam and an essay question
06:01:58:11	06:02:08:18	Jesse [GM]	um and it’s essentially it’s going to be a lot like our rap battle that we did
06:02:08:29	06:02:09:11	Chris [TBD]	yeah
06:02:09:16	06:02:21:08	Jesse [GM]	it’s gonna have like a similar mechanic you’re gonna be graded uh morty explains to you you’re on whether or not you have a clear thesis um an intro a body in a conclusion just three parts
06:02:21:08	06:02:27:21	Jesse [GM]	um and supporting evidence to back your claim for your thesis right basic essay structure
06:02:27:21	06:02:38:16	Jesse [GM]	um and you’re yes exactly yeah if you find yeah
06:02:31:09	06:02:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	to idiot so it’s like even if it’s not necessarily true we want to proclaim that they’re true
06:02:38:16	06:02:46:08	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re looking for you’re going to pass the class so yeah truth line class um
06:02:46:12	06:02:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	after all this and when you’re a senior do you get to go through the process of stepping through
06:02:46:25	06:02:47:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m screwed.
06:02:51:13	06:02:56:05	Brin [Basil]	I was so bad at English. I had to go to English and then lunch and then go to England again.
06:02:57:07	06:03:07:28	Jesse [GM]	uh morty doesn’t know anything about that unfortunately yeah but uh you’re you’re prompt the
06:03:00:14	06:03:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	all right I’ve heard echoes and whispers
06:03:05:20	06:03:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	but
06:03:05:25	06:03:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	echo spelled with two es
06:03:07:28	06:03:15:11	Jesse [GM]	the real like purpose of your essay is like uh why the church obedeous is like the true church okay that’s kind of the claim
06:03:14:28	06:03:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	done
06:03:16:20	06:03:17:26	Brin [Basil]	I got a dropout.
06:03:19:10	06:03:25:04	Jesse [GM]	it’s your argument so be thinking about that over our next couple sessions whenever you get a chance to study etc
06:03:22:10	06:03:23:20	Chris [TBD]	you can lie
06:03:27:21	06:03:38:21	Jesse [GM]	um okay okay um and then next time uh we will talk about your feats and your elective courses that you
06:03:38:01	06:03:38:14	Chris [TBD]	nice
06:03:38:21	06:03:47:17	Jesse [GM]	guys have prepared as well yeah yeah it’ll just be a continuation of today so this is the morning
06:03:40:17	06:03:43:08	Chris [TBD]	is that going to happen on the same day that we’re in right now
06:03:45:04	06:03:52:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’m sneaking out at night
06:03:45:08	06:03:52:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay. So sneaking out at night to
06:03:47:17	06:03:59:26	Jesse [GM]	you went to your first class gained a little bit of knowledge yeah exactly
06:03:52:12	06:03:58:19	Chris [TBD]	go to that statue, the purpose will happen after that truck.
06:03:59:28	06:04:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m uh I’ve been without a drink for like over 24 hours now so I’m actually starting to sweat a little bit, I’m like itching a little twitchy
06:04:06:16	06:04:07:18	Chris [TBD]	Like itching?
06:04:11:21	06:04:13:27	Brin [Basil]	What’s the matter? Eros are you alright buddy?
06:04:12:13	06:04:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	they might have some tap water
06:04:15:03	06:04:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I bet they do
06:04:17:02	06:04:18:09	Chris [TBD]	You ever heard of that before?
06:04:18:25	06:04:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	can I go take a nap at the dorms or something like I just got a really big headache after class
06:04:28:22	06:04:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	hey TBD are you going to come or are you just going to hang out
06:04:32:12	06:04:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	these two don’t even need to stay in the same dorm so this is going to be pretty boring for them she’s kind of like
06:04:34:01	06:04:45:20	Jesse [GM]	there’s a men’s dorm and there is women’s dorm they’re next to each other not necessarily houses but yeah
06:04:40:03	06:04:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
06:04:41:22	06:04:44:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh…I gotta go hangout with the bitches see ya!
06:04:45:20	06:04:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	Lucky
06:04:46:22	06:04:53:05	Jesse [GM]	um yep so yeah you’ll you’ll have a choice to make
06:04:47:14	06:04:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	you gotta unite with those ladies
06:04:49:19	06:04:50:29	Brin [Basil]	Yeah thats not gonna happen
06:04:51:15	06:04:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	little did you know you just go in and it is a bunch of ladies that are like dog people so this makes a lot of sense
06:04:56:07	06:04:59:12	Brin [Basil]	And Im wrapping my fists Can’t wait
06:04:59:22	06:05:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	alright
06:05:00:19	06:05:01:27	Steve [Nortle]	Kissing each knuckle
06:05:04:07	06:05:14:23	Jesse [GM]	Okay, you have officially made it to the School of Idiots. You’ve enrolled and you’ve made it through your first course and you survived combat out in the open water successful campaign. Great job, you guys.
06:05:05:27	06:05:07:04	Chris [TBD]	We did it!
06:05:14:14	06:05:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
06:05:15:13	06:05:16:25	Chris [TBD]	Nice job, man.
06:05:15:23	06:05:17:04	Steve [Nortle]	done Jesse Thank you
06:05:16:23	06:05:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	we need to go get Sogman’s human salve back at some point too
06:05:16:24	06:05:17:07	Jesse [GM]	Yep.
06:05:19:24	06:05:23:27	Chris [TBD]	Right. Yeah, we need to sneak back in there. It’s valuable stuff.
06:05:22:20	06:05:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, that’s valuable stuff
06:05:23:24	06:05:26:01	Jesse [GM]	I think that’s when we lost all of our viewers
06:05:26:19	06:05:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	when I said Sogman’s even salve
06:05:29:18	06:05:31:11	Jesse [GM]	our viewers disappeared.
06:05:30:24	06:05:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	disappeared yep okay that’s what’s the legend of
06:05:32:21	06:05:34:13	Chris [TBD]	And about…
06:05:34:01	06:05:37:13	Brin [Basil]	Trust me if it was on Twitch its skyrocketed though
06:05:37:08	06:05:37:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
06:05:37:23	06:05:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	Good job Jesse
06:05:38:29	06:05:40:21	Jesse [GM]	oh thanks guys that was great
06:05:42:17	06:05:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	Sogmen’s even by Sogmin himself I fought the white whale it blew its no and cut
06:05:44:29	06:05:54:02	Brin [Basil]	Thank God.
06:05:52:19	06:05:54:05	Chris [TBD]	Stop while you were behind.
06:05:54:02	06:06:04:00	Dave [Xeros]	clearly doesn’t care about
06:05:54:27	06:05:58:21	Jesse [GM]	so he’s like an alumni of the school and a professor
06:05:58:28	06:05:59:22	Chris [TBD]	Sogman is?
06:06:03:09	06:06:06:20	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t care about Being in platform Out off the open cushion

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