To the Library!

Session start TC: 03:18:20:13 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3198 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
03:18:20:13	03:18:31:24	Brin [Basil]	He’s great, I like his brooch. It’s all out! Just kidding, just kidding,
03:18:20:17	03:18:31:03	Chris [TBD]	TTRPG actual play podcast. 3, 2, 1…
03:18:27:27	03:18:30:29	Jesse [GM]	We’ll do it live! We’ll Do It Live.
03:18:31:27	03:18:40:20	Brin [Basil]	I like him he was great they are the sweetest most southern
03:18:33:08	03:18:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	So Brin what do you feel about your in-laws?
03:18:36:17	03:18:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	We really are live by the way so just FYI.
03:18:40:16	03:18:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	I know. Welcome everybody to
03:18:43:00	03:18:43:23	Brin [Basil]	They’re awesome
03:18:44:08	03:18:51:09	Jesse [GM]	think that’s why he led with that question, yeah? Welcome, we’re here, we are back,
03:18:45:11	03:18:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	Really? Welcome back!
03:18:50:25	03:18:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	our Totally On Time. Remember how we’re Pacific time at At all times?
03:18:51:18	03:18:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yep yep
03:18:52:13	03:18:56:28	Chris [TBD]	Do we have anyone even monitoring today?
03:18:57:13	03:19:08:09	Brin [Basil]	that’s right that’s right we’re just mixed mixing up we’re not sure what time zone we’re in we haven’t quite figured it out yet. We haven’t googled it yet.
03:19:01:03	03:19:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	My daughter is at FSY okay yeah no no like yeah well
03:19:03:25	03:19:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:19:05:10	03:19:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	Time loop.
03:19:08:09	03:19:11:24	Brin [Basil]	It’s five o ‘clock
03:19:08:29	03:19:12:15	Jesse [GM]	five o ‘clock somewhere, right? That’s the - Yeah. Five o’ clock.
03:19:12:24	03:19:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	i mean we technically talk about west coast time right I mean 8 8 19 8 20.
03:19:15:03	03:19:19:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, we’re just 20 minutes late.
03:19:18:22	03:19:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah we’re 20 minutes late we’re good you we’re here we’re live
03:19:20:14	03:19:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	Apologies about that.
03:19:22:11	03:19:33:06	Jesse [GM]	Hey, welcome. We’re here we’re live and we’re back and we are about to begin the next chapter I guess next next session of our third chapter
03:19:31:28	03:19:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	next next verse of our third chapter okay it is yeah especially for idiots right okay
03:19:34:20	03:19:38:08	Jesse [GM]	Verse of our 3rd chapter that’s more appropriate. That’s very good. Yeah, thank you
03:19:37:07	03:19:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	I thought we got rid of Fowl Claw.
03:19:39:14	03:19:43:21	Jesse [GM]	Especially for idiots. Yes, there will be a lot of verses coming your way
03:19:44:26	03:19:45:09	Jesse [GM]	but
03:19:46:18	03:19:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	uh i think we’re just getting him back in spades yeah belly of the beast
03:19:48:08	03:19:50:01	Jesse [GM]	You are going into the heart
03:19:51:22	03:19:59:10	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, so last time we met you guys took over a view and made
03:19:51:27	03:20:00:10	Jesse [GM]	um yeah so last time that we met uh you guys quick overview you guys made it to trinity
03:20:00:10	03:20:11:08	Jesse [GM]	you passed through the commons there were some scrambles you destroyed half of the city didn’t pay for it and you left the comms that’s which they do not have in the common
03:20:07:17	03:20:09:05	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what insurance is for.
03:20:11:11	03:20:13:00	Chris [TBD]	We did?
03:20:11:22	03:20:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	We did crash at one of TBD’s fans house to
03:20:15:03	03:20:18:01	Jesse [GM]	is the most impoverished area in the nation
03:20:18:09	03:20:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	i do remember throwing a lot of gold coins out though so fyi maybe it’s it it’s oh no yeah to to you know
03:20:20:10	03:20:24:11	Brin [Basil]	all of the baby bunnies
03:20:23:22	03:20:30:04	Jesse [GM]	and I’m sure those went to the correct authorities the city planners and construction workers
03:20:29:14	03:20:40:24	Dave [Xeros]	what i’m not worried about government efficiency i’m really just more worried about like getting the money out i mean it’s kind of how it goes It’s like, oh, we’ll just collect the taxes. But you don’t pay attention to where it goes.
03:20:39:09	03:20:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	much does arrows pay in taxes
03:20:44:27	03:20:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	Arrows pays plenty in taxes if you’re thinking about our one shot.
03:20:48:26	03:20:49:20	Steve [Nortle]	central
03:20:49:07	03:20:52:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Kill does not pay his taxes apparently.
03:20:53:26	03:21:05:02	Jesse [GM]	sweet so so you made it through the commons you passed into new old the first city uh well second city
03:20:54:18	03:20:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	If you know, you know. Go watch that one. It’s a lot of fun.
03:21:05:02	03:21:16:27	Jesse [GM]	in the region of trinity um on your way to idios and you found the secret hideout of the lashings where lashar is located you had to go through the
03:21:08:20	03:21:26:28	Chris [TBD]	And you found the last piece
03:21:16:27	03:21:25:20	Jesse [GM]	uh the beauty salon called 40 lashes to get there um and you all got a
03:21:25:20	03:21:34:10	Jesse [GM]	you figured out the secret code and you All Got A Makeover as part of the process um and You Are Now Currently Underground.
03:21:25:22	03:21:26:21	Steve [Nortle]	out the secret code
03:21:34:10	03:21:46:01	Jesse [GM]	You’ve been sent down an elevator underground. You have reached The Shop or Secret Hideout of Lashara, and she is there with other members
03:21:46:01	03:21:54:29	Jesse [GM]	of the lashings um that’s where you are did i forget anything i think we’re good oh i think
03:21:52:14	03:21:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	No, no.
03:21:54:29	03:22:05:28	Jesse [GM]	before so so like we said you reach this lower level underground somewhere the doors open and you see la shara her full shop trinkets potions like all kinds of stuff everywhere is where they
03:22:08:04	03:22:12:26	Chris [TBD]	I need to know. Are they as well-dressed and groomed as we are?
03:22:10:21	03:22:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s not a rite of passage.
03:22:14:05	03:22:16:13	Jesse [GM]	they are not actually you guys
03:22:17:22	03:22:28:27	Jesse [GM]	at least not quite as done up it doesn’t appear which I would prefer before you walk into this room and begin interacting with anybody
03:22:28:27	03:22:37:24	Jesse [GM]	I would love for each of you to give a description of the other and what they look like after their makeover so just to your left
03:22:34:25	03:22:34:29	Chris [TBD]	other.
03:22:37:24	03:22:41:00	Jesse [GM]	describe what Eros looks like
03:22:41:24	03:22:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	eros didn’t show up so he oh right so
03:22:45:28	03:22:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	I did but also went to the bar and drank a lot of stuff so I think I look amazing
03:22:54:08	03:23:01:11	Steve [Nortle]	So he thinks he’s really pretty fly for a tiefling guy.
03:22:56:17	03:22:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	right now
03:23:01:16	03:23:04:17	Dave [Xeros]	So you could, I, you almost went there.
03:23:05:04	03:23:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but actually he basically looks like he does now.
03:23:13:18	03:23:21:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s wearing a graphic T-shirt and cargo pants while he’s actually wearing jeans. And he’s wearing sandals with socks.
03:23:18:09	03:23:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah,
03:23:23:10	03:23:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	But all of this is clean and new, And that’s what’s really top-notch for him. Because usually he just sleeps in a fire, so it’s smoky and ashy and ash and smell.
03:23:35:05	03:23:44:02	Jesse [GM]	and and nade thought that that was very like last world kind of look and so he’s bringing you up to speed he did cover up your tattoos as well with this
03:23:35:10	03:23:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	But yeah.
03:23:38:26	03:23:39:25	Chris [TBD]	Blast world?
03:23:41:27	03:23:52:12	Dave [Xeros]	so yeah that’s right that’s like it’s i do remember that it’s black on matte black now okay yeah wow all right
03:23:41:29	03:23:43:00	Brin [Basil]	Blast world.
03:23:51:23	03:23:53:15	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s now canon.
03:23:57:01	03:23:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
03:23:57:10	03:23:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	It says live, laugh, love.
03:23:58:15	03:23:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:24:01:13	03:24:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	thank you
03:24:02:11	03:24:05:00	Brin [Basil]	You should have just done them silver and spinful.
03:24:02:11	03:24:08:23	Jesse [GM]	that’s what it is so you’ll go yeah we’ll go around the room
03:24:04:27	03:24:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	so I get to say what he looks like now or do I have to see, this just isn’t fair at all there’s no revenge
03:24:06:17	03:24:08:04	Chris [TBD]	What I look like.
03:24:11:14	03:24:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, except it’s Brynn who’s going to be describing Nortle. So I think you’ll be pretty satisfied.
03:24:16:14	03:24:20:02	Brin [Basil]	I will be a great simply doing that.
03:24:19:16	03:24:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	TBD actually very much looks like the beast when he gets done up
03:24:24:18	03:24:26:11	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s good.
03:24:27:16	03:24:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	So he looks like kind of Mozart on acid. Just lots of stuff going on. I won’t go too into it, very burly, very manly. But the Mozart jacket has got that blue with the gold buttons
03:24:30:29	03:24:31:26	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:24:39:01	03:24:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	and it is split here at the top and you just have a tufted hair sticking out the top.
03:24:39:21	03:24:46:18	Steve [Nortle]	Which is also with a bow on it.
03:24:45:28	03:24:48:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, he does have an ascot on.
03:24:48:16	03:24:52:16	Brin [Basil]	Pigtails? Oh, stop.
03:24:50:08	03:24:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	Gross, it’s braided. yeah yep it yeah glaba glaba
03:24:53:08	03:24:54:07	Chris [TBD]	It’s impressive.
03:24:53:11	03:24:58:01	Jesse [GM]	those were the gentle hands of Glaba I think that did
03:24:57:09	03:24:58:21	Brin [Basil]	Guava!
03:24:57:21	03:24:58:05	Chris [TBD]	Glava!
03:24:58:06	03:24:58:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:24:59:14	03:25:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	did a great job um but your hat is just you know i don’t know
03:25:06:19	03:25:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	have you guys seen like those those hats where you can put fur on them right where it’s just
03:25:07:29	03:25:13:14	Chris [TBD]	Are you talking about a pimp hat?
03:25:11:24	03:25:22:00	Dave [Xeros]	no not a pimp hat uh flava flame would wear like hats that are fuzzy so they just they
03:25:18:12	03:25:26:25	Chris [TBD]	You’re talking about a pimp hat? Oh, there are two fuzzy dyes hanging from it too.
03:25:22:00	03:25:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	put fuzzy they cast a spell on it so it looks like it’s no no no it’s got all the same features
03:25:27:05	03:25:27:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:25:28:23	03:25:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	of it it’s just fluffy yeah fluffy hat yeah it’s okay i just got a graphic tee on and socks
03:25:30:14	03:25:31:18	Chris [TBD]	Fluffy. Nice.
03:25:32:17	03:25:35:24	Jesse [GM]	you look great i love that yeah okay
03:25:34:02	03:25:34:15	Chris [TBD]	it man.
03:25:35:28	03:25:37:13	Chris [TBD]	A bit uncomfortable in the shirt but
03:25:39:09	03:25:49:29	Chris [TBD]	we’ll see yeah uh TBD looks over at basil and uh remind me again what treatment you got
03:25:43:17	03:25:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	clean
03:25:46:22	03:25:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	clean person it burns everything up there’s
03:25:52:28	03:26:02:02	Brin [Basil]	I did…I mean I did the worst didn’t I? I got that package And then i have a tattoo But none of you have seen my tattoo
03:25:58:26	03:26:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	a lot of waxing. It’s underneath the fur, yeah
03:26:04:11	03:26:04:29	Jesse [GM]	tattoo
03:26:04:15	03:26:10:12	Brin [Basil]	it’s a secret tattoo and I can’t, Nade knows the secret about me but no one else
03:26:09:18	03:26:09:29	Chris [TBD]	oh
03:26:13:17	03:26:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	Is it? Is it an odd day secret? It’s officially an odd AC because you’re related
03:26:17:22	03:26:31:28	Brin [Basil]	I feel like you might know. We grew up together, groomed
03:26:20:13	03:26:28:27	Chris [TBD]	So the way I’m imagining you look a
03:26:28:27	03:26:40:05	Chris [TBD]	lot like when a poodle comes out of getting a perm and groomed. And it’s, like, perfectly circular shaped around the head, perfectly circular shape around the chest area, perfectly shaped around your neck.
03:26:40:05	03:26:50:02	Chris [TBD]	Around the hips, perfectly shaped round the tail. you’re just like this snowman kind of piled up on the top of each other but it’s so soft
03:26:50:04	03:26:52:26	Chris [TBD]	so shiny and
03:26:54:01	03:27:03:12	Chris [TBD]	so cute. Just so so cute to the point where anybody looks at you will have to roll a disadvantage because they’re totally distracted by the adorableness
03:27:02:01	03:27:07:13	Brin [Basil]	Yes! Wooo! Okay, I like this. This is great.
03:27:04:27	03:27:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s nice
03:27:07:15	03:27:08:05	Chris [TBD]	But
03:27:07:29	03:27:13:29	Jesse [GM]	nade did like you were clearly his favorite your coat he was totally in love with so this makes sense yep
03:27:11:08	03:27:14:22	Chris [TBD]	that’s true Okay, alright
03:27:14:20	03:27:19:03	Brin [Basil]	I don’t blame them on a bitch. Nordle.
03:27:20:06	03:27:29:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay so you’re smooth all around the edges obviously and You literally just like your head looks like um
03:27:30:12	03:27:38:26	Brin [Basil]	you’re all waxed and everything. Yes, and they’ve got shiny and new. Yep. And your
03:27:33:03	03:27:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	shiny a
03:27:38:26	03:27:46:15	Brin [Basil]	coloring is a little bit off because they shaped out so I don’t know probably make
03:27:45:14	03:27:56:27	Steve [Nortle]	lot of the dead skin affects the hue okay um i usually wear
03:27:46:15	03:27:57:09	Brin [Basil]	you yeah I probably make you like it you’re a more darker green probably and then okay
03:27:56:27	03:28:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	kind of like monk -like robes um i may as well you know if you got it flaunt it and
03:28:01:06	03:28:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	loinclothing it
03:28:05:15	03:28:15:25	Brin [Basil]	he got it um and he accentuated to like on your belly
03:28:06:15	03:28:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	i’ve got it but i don’t know you can you can decide or if i should flaunt
03:28:10:17	03:28:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	if he’s got but just
03:28:15:25	03:28:21:17	Brin [Basil]	know how many turtles have like the lines they’ve accentuated that shape
03:28:23:18	03:28:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	it’s an optical illusion
03:28:24:17	03:28:35:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s an optical that just kind of shaped it like that. And then um, yeah that’s right you know the carpenter tools are shh,
03:28:30:04	03:28:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	your shell into a six pack
03:28:35:11	03:28:40:08	Brin [Basil]	shhh, shh You have a bow? Yeah a planer. That’s great.
03:28:36:14	03:28:48:23	Steve [Nortle]	use a plane on me oh i
03:28:41:05	03:28:47:24	Brin [Basil]	Um and then uh yeah your ropes are all tied up nice with bows.
03:28:47:24	03:28:54:29	Brin [Basil]	you got some bows put a bow on it that’s not
03:28:48:23	03:29:08:24	Steve [Nortle]	gotta boast too no he
03:28:54:18	03:29:06:03	Jesse [GM]	nice okay so yeah there’s a mix of uh very cute and very elegant sophistication and
03:28:54:29	03:29:04:07	Brin [Basil]	day at all and
03:29:02:02	03:29:02:13	Chris [TBD]	Elegant.
03:29:03:27	03:29:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	and plane yeah
03:29:04:07	03:29:07:11	Brin [Basil]	drunk
03:29:08:24	03:29:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t like he doesn’ look drunk that was my That was my point, that he doesn’t actually look drunk.
03:29:09:06	03:29:22:15	Brin [Basil]	clean he’s a clean drunk a fresh -smelling I’m blessed
03:29:15:11	03:29:20:28	Jesse [GM]	thing that we need to establish before we move on what state are you currently in after the amount of alcohol all you consume?
03:29:17:07	03:29:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah oh i’m blasted yeah um so i i mean i could i think i read to you guys what
03:29:26:20	03:29:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	i drank last time but i can reiterate one second i’ll pull it up it was i jumped into the forbidden fruits uh
03:29:36:20	03:29:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, the Applebee’s of new old, of Correus actually. And I rolled was it? It was five dice, right? I rolled five times.
03:29:48:25	03:29:51:03	Chris [TBD]	Yes. Yes it was five.
03:29:48:29	03:29:50:05	Brin [Basil]	Is it really five?
03:29:50:05	03:29:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	It was 5 and I hit the twice I got
03:29:56:19	03:30:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	the lustful sangria rosee, I believe and then the envious pinot
03:30:08:17	03:30:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	red. So I had both of those and the gluttonous hard apple sun
03:30:15:01	03:30:16:28	Brin [Basil]	And you’ll be blind in eight hours, right?
03:30:16:08	03:30:27:08	Dave [Xeros]	i will be i’ll be blind in eight hours i basically have a spike to all of my stats but uh yeah i have true sight right now so that’s why i was i was looking around at myself and like oh my gosh
03:30:25:23	03:30:26:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah
03:30:26:05	03:30:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	It was amazing
03:30:27:08	03:30:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	i look amazing and then i looked at you guys i’m like oh My Gosh it happened to you too this is amazing guys look at us but then he gave me socks and sandals so
03:30:30:11	03:30:32:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:30:30:20	03:30:31:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:30:35:28	03:30:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	but see your true sight lets you know that you still have value despite thank you
03:30:40:28	03:30:52:15	Dave [Xeros]	that’s true thank you oh the psychology of it all thank you yeah i’m coherent but like i
03:30:40:29	03:30:43:08	Chris [TBD]	Aw, that’s adorable.
03:30:45:29	03:30:49:09	Jesse [GM]	I just want to make sure you’re coherent
03:30:52:15	03:31:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	mean there is a lot going on right now so it’s the spike with the ladies love and then i also am spiked with patch so have a lot of advantage but i’m
03:31:01:02	03:31:13:13	Chris [TBD]	That got flushed
03:31:02:00	03:31:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m on ecstasy i believe is what it is and then yeah that’s probably the biggest one
03:31:08:11	03:31:14:11	Jesse [GM]	Okay, cool. You were on purple filth before this but I think you flushed it out of your system with all these liquids. Okay.
03:31:09:27	03:31:19:21	Steve [Nortle]	no longer susceptible to every suggestion, I would imagine. You drank your way out of that
03:31:10:28	03:31:13:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I flushed it out of my system with.
03:31:13:13	03:31:13:15	Chris [TBD]	out
03:31:17:18	03:31:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no.
03:31:18:03	03:31:22:29	Chris [TBD]	Dang it
03:31:20:11	03:31:21:06	Jesse [GM]	Dang it.
03:31:22:25	03:31:27:18	Jesse [GM]	Okay, cool. So when the doors open and you see everybody in the room
03:31:29:29	03:31:41:13	Jesse [GM]	one of the lashings looks over at you not all of them seem to really care that somebody’s down here you know it’s just this is a secret place if it’s secret forever if somebody’s done here
03:31:41:13	03:31:52:03	Jesse [GM]	they should be down here One guy glances over at you, though. And he kind of makes us confused. Looks you up and down. Can tell you got the works.
03:31:41:29	03:31:43:02	Chris [TBD]	They should be down here.
03:31:53:18	03:31:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	I know right? Look at this. We look amazing.
03:31:55:04	03:31:56:20	Brin [Basil]	Not I got a hold of you.
03:31:56:26	03:32:08:25	Jesse [GM]	Yep. And then he goes back to his tinkering over in the corner but he’s just a little bit confused. Yep. In the middle of the room is a big desk on the other side
03:32:02:09	03:32:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	Nothing but the Nade touch.
03:32:08:25	03:32:20:02	Jesse [GM]	is Lashara She has a bunch of scrolls books on the table she’s um digging through reading uh she seems pretty absorbed
03:32:22:27	03:32:28:15	Chris [TBD]	still have all our stuff from Battle of the Bands like the book Chronomancy?
03:32:29:10	03:32:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:32:30:08	03:32:31:09	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I’m gonna
03:32:30:16	03:32:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:32:31:29	03:32:37:19	Jesse [GM]	i think falclaw may still have the dream weaver if he ever gave that to anybody
03:32:37:18	03:32:41:02	Chris [TBD]	I gave it to Falclaw so if he still has it, he has it.
03:32:40:27	03:32:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	he probably flew
03:32:44:05	03:32:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh that’s great. That helps us. Alright. Okay.
03:32:44:24	03:32:44:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:32:48:29	03:32:51:06	Chris [TBD]	Maybe I have it. I gotta look at my notes.
03:32:53:03	03:32:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	know I gave you the card but I don’t know if that was…
03:32:55:18	03:32:55:23	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:32:57:14	03:33:05:24	Chris [TBD]	Originally when we played That episode, it was given to Falflop. So unless he gave it someone else, It’s with Falflot.
03:33:05:02	03:33:11:17	Jesse [GM]	i don’t remember giving anybody else but you could potentially get it from him he’s an idiot so you’re going
03:33:07:17	03:33:08:02	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:33:11:19	03:33:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	He’s studying.
03:33:12:03	03:33:23:11	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to pull out all my scrolls All my TBD scrolls from my adventures In the Swollen Wastes I’m gonna ask Eros for The Book of Chronomancy please
03:33:23:11	03:33:33:10	Chris [TBD]	And i’m gonna I know you have it And i’m going to present them To Lashar and say Here are our findings
03:33:24:08	03:33:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know what she’s talking about, man.
03:33:33:10	03:33:36:23	Chris [TBD]	We have found some incredible stuff. You’re going to like this.
03:33:37:03	03:33:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and we’re looking for that Will stuff.
03:33:42:27	03:33:43:20	Chris [TBD]	The wheel.
03:33:44:14	03:33:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	Who do we need to talk to? What was the guy’s name? Harold. Yeah, Harold. Harold.
03:33:47:00	03:33:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	Harold?
03:33:47:15	03:33:48:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, Harold.
03:33:50:02	03:33:51:03	Chris [TBD]	Is Harold here?
03:33:51:22	03:33:53:09	Brin [Basil]	We need to get we need
03:33:53:09	03:34:18:28	Brin [Basil]	this will notarized do not
03:33:54:09	03:34:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	Listen to what my
03:33:54:22	03:33:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	need to get this figured out.
03:33:56:13	03:34:06:08	Jesse [GM]	you slam these scrolls on the table and you ask for a herald Lashara looks up and she sees all of you in your current state and she looks at me
03:34:06:08	03:34:08:28	Jesse [GM]	and she’s like what the hell happened
03:34:09:29	03:34:12:01	Chris [TBD]	Isn’t this what we do to get down here?
03:34:14:24	03:34:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	head can do
03:34:15:24	03:34:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:34:17:05	03:34:18:09	Jesse [GM]	see like rolls her eyes
03:34:18:28	03:34:28:17	Brin [Basil]	dent my fur. Do
03:34:20:24	03:34:28:02	Jesse [GM]	he’s like ah you let Nade give you the works you really didn’t need to you just had to give him the code work tell him if you wanted this special treat
03:34:28:08	03:34:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	But why would we have done that when we could have done this
03:34:29:23	03:34:37:02	Chris [TBD]	How many
03:34:32:12	03:34:38:03	Brin [Basil]	figure that out. Do you have any idea how many treatments I had to get?
03:34:34:06	03:34:36:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:34:36:11	03:34:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	Nade
03:34:37:29	03:34:42:08	Jesse [GM]	you are rattling her confidence in you guys as members of The Secret Society
03:34:42:08	03:34:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	side of my t-shirt. Look at that. It’s awesome, a graphic tee.
03:34:45:19	03:34:48:20	Jesse [GM]	Yeah he did he left his name imprinted on you
03:34:47:20	03:34:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yep. And smiley face.
03:34:50:05	03:34:50:24	Jesse [GM]	she’s like
03:34:52:04	03:34:54:09	Jesse [GM]	okay uh she
03:34:54:24	03:34:55:29	Chris [TBD]	what you’re talking about. We look amazing.
03:34:55:25	03:35:00:07	Jesse [GM]	She looks at the scrolls that you’ve placed on the table.
03:34:59:24	03:35:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we need to talk to Harold before you can actually open those
03:35:02:26	03:35:04:18	Chris [TBD]	I want to hear what she has to say.
03:35:04:25	03:35:08:12	Jesse [GM]	She looks at them and she hears your comment about Harold and she says,
03:35:10:13	03:35:18:14	Jesse [GM]	I’m sure that these are incredibly valuable and they want to hear what you discovered on your journey but unfortunately they’re going to have to wait
03:35:19:26	03:35:22:05	Jesse [GM]	because we don’t have much time
03:35:23:12	03:35:24:15	Dave [Xeros]	All right, we’re listening
03:35:26:02	03:35:26:17	Jesse [GM]	so
03:35:30:22	03:35:34:00	Jesse [GM]	okay hold on I might have to just read this because I’m going to give you a lot.
03:35:34:16	03:35:36:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, there we go. Lore dump!
03:35:34:26	03:35:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	ah there’s
03:35:38:01	03:35:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	Are we allowed to ask questions
03:35:38:17	03:35:38:22	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
03:35:40:15	03:35:44:17	Jesse [GM]	Oh yeah, this is a great opportunity. You can ask questions.
03:35:46:01	03:35:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	Can or can’t
03:35:46:12	03:35:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	a he brought a bin our dm is diving into a bin that’s ominous
03:35:53:23	03:35:54:12	Chris [TBD]	Book?
03:35:54:10	03:36:03:15	Brin [Basil]	this thing is dusty oh that’s
03:35:54:15	03:35:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	Book of videos
03:35:58:19	03:35:58:20	Jesse [GM]	and give you
03:35:58:29	03:36:09:06	Steve [Nortle]	it’s foulclaw’s mom um yeah
03:36:01:22	03:36:05:23	Chris [TBD]	You’re covering Brynn up just slightly.
03:36:01:24	03:36:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
03:36:05:28	03:36:08:14	Jesse [GM]	Oh, oops! There’s no room.
03:36:09:06	03:36:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	do it do it fully one time
03:36:10:16	03:36:12:01	Chris [TBD]	There you go, there you go.
03:36:11:04	03:36:20:28	Brin [Basil]	bit more while I eat my snacks. Wow!
03:36:12:05	03:36:22:27	Chris [TBD]	Are you
03:36:13:16	03:36:16:01	Jesse [GM]	of the table. Are you okay with open flames in here?
03:36:15:22	03:36:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, of course. Let’s check the smoke detector.
03:36:17:12	03:36:23:11	Jesse [GM]	All right, let’s light the candle here can we dim the lights somehow a little bit while this is happening
03:36:20:28	03:36:25:26	Brin [Basil]	Are you actually serious? That is
03:36:23:16	03:36:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
03:36:26:17	03:36:31:29	Jesse [GM]	oh, the flame’s not very big I should just hold this up there it’s not high in there
03:36:27:12	03:36:36:26	Chris [TBD]	I have control right here.
03:36:27:17	03:36:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:36:30:26	03:36:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll go dim the lights. Give me a second.
03:36:39:08	03:36:41:11	Jesse [GM]	but yeah I thought Steve had light control
03:36:44:27	03:36:51:13	Brin [Basil]	really though, I like to…
03:36:47:20	03:36:54:19	Jesse [GM]	don’t hide I need to see your perfect white coat and fluffy hair
03:36:51:13	03:36:57:06	Brin [Basil]	she’s right there.
03:37:01:19	03:37:02:29	Chris [TBD]	Let’s help. It’s helped.
03:37:01:20	03:37:03:05	Jesse [GM]	okay, so
03:37:10:11	03:37:11:09	Chris [TBD]	Sunshiney day.
03:37:12:07	03:37:12:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah
03:37:16:06	03:37:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	makes visually this episode more distinct than what we’ve had in the other
03:37:21:20	03:37:24:02	Jesse [GM]	ooh I like this we’re in the dark
03:37:25:14	03:37:26:08	Jesse [GM]	it’s secret
03:37:27:13	03:37:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Secrets.
03:37:28:02	03:37:29:07	Brin [Basil]	Is it secret?
03:37:29:29	03:37:34:00	Jesse [GM]	is it safe so Lashara tells you we do not have much time
03:37:37:24	03:37:38:10	Jesse [GM]	she
03:37:39:29	03:37:49:13	Jesse [GM]	appears relatively right and Steve you can also guide me a little bit I kind of forget how you portrayed Lasharra there’s something that I forget don’t do, she’s a gnome
03:37:42:14	03:37:48:10	Chris [TBD]	She’s a gnome.
03:37:49:21	03:37:57:29	Steve [Nortle]	a gnome she’s usually very confident and she is older right she was she’s running into the later years that gnomes live
03:37:56:11	03:38:01:14	Chris [TBD]	Old gnome, 200 years?
03:37:58:10	03:38:04:19	Brin [Basil]	Can we define how old and can we manipulate that because I need
03:38:01:03	03:38:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I think she’s a couple hundred
03:38:01:23	03:38:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s okay i’ll just i’ll
03:38:04:19	03:38:12:11	Brin [Basil]	anyways continue perfect yeah
03:38:06:15	03:38:07:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:38:10:10	03:38:12:20	Chris [TBD]	Happy birthday!
03:38:11:07	03:38:17:13	Jesse [GM]	okay great um yes she’s an old gnome she’s relatively confident usually but
03:38:19:15	03:38:20:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’s unusual
03:38:22:10	03:38:32:17	Jesse [GM]	see there’s fear okay so she tells you um says something big is coming i can sense it the
03:38:32:17	03:38:39:26	Jesse [GM]	church has been suspicious for a long time but they’ve been acting different lately
03:38:42:21	03:38:49:26	Jesse [GM]	and i think our lashings are informants who you’ve heard by now that disappeared
03:38:49:26	03:38:58:13	Jesse [GM]	i think i think yes she recognizes this rabble um
03:38:58:13	03:39:07:05	Jesse [GM]	oh my gosh conflict um and so the the lashings
03:39:07:05	03:39:15:18	Jesse [GM]	would have disappeared uh i believe that they were on to something um no manny’s actually here
03:39:11:10	03:39:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	Did Manny go missing again?
03:39:17:09	03:39:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	Manny!
03:39:20:06	03:39:20:17	Brin [Basil]	buddy
03:39:20:12	03:39:21:29	Steve [Nortle]	I learned how to talk
03:39:21:26	03:39:27:07	Jesse [GM]	The candle goes out for two seconds. Manny is like, hey! And then it cuts back to Lashara.
03:39:22:11	03:39:23:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:39:23:15	03:39:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	just like cowering the corner from trauma yeah
03:39:29:04	03:39:32:28	Chris [TBD]	he’s still got like a broken bandaged arm
03:39:33:09	03:39:37:11	Jesse [GM]	Like he’s still a little broken He’s no longer a field agent
03:39:37:27	03:39:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah Because he almost died
03:39:38:24	03:39:40:21	Chris [TBD]	stuck behind the desk
03:39:40:17	03:39:42:15	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, he’s like in the shop permanently now
03:39:42:06	03:39:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	If it weren’t for
03:39:45:09	03:39:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, if it weren’t for Jenkins.
03:39:46:19	03:39:48:02	Jesse [GM]	Jenkins barely saved him
03:39:47:27	03:39:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. It was one die roll away from death I think?
03:39:50:22	03:39:57:28	Jesse [GM]	yeah yep so he’s still a little shook up but he’s there actually um so the shara is going to tell
03:39:51:11	03:39:52:20	Chris [TBD]	that was amazing
03:39:57:28	03:40:05:03	Jesse [GM]	you um the lashings that went missing they were specifically assigned to monitor the church
03:40:05:25	03:40:10:29	Jesse [GM]	and they had infiltrated spice that’s that’s what we do
03:40:07:17	03:40:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	So spies.
03:40:13:01	03:40:13:15	Dave [Xeros]	Spies.
03:40:15:17	03:40:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	Continue.
03:40:17:07	03:40:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m not. It’s weird when I have a t-shirt on it. They don’t usually have t-shirts on them. This is kind of weird.
03:40:23:02	03:40:24:27	Chris [TBD]	it is weird
03:40:23:29	03:40:26:01	Jesse [GM]	they had infiltrated
03:40:25:17	03:40:26:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:40:27:20	03:40:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m feeling a lot of breezes right now that’s all I gotta say.
03:40:31:03	03:40:31:23	Chris [TBD]	A lot of things.
03:40:33:04	03:40:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry.
03:40:33:21	03:40:43:08	Jesse [GM]	the Church of Idiots and they’ve been concealed for years there it’s extremely difficult to get our members inside that organization very few have been able
03:40:42:11	03:40:47:06	Dave [Xeros]	sure they’re just not converted? I think they may have just converted, like Joseph back in the day.
03:40:47:11	03:40:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	You know your church history well.
03:40:48:12	03:40:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	I do know my church history extremely well.
03:40:50:25	03:40:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s nice.
03:40:53:18	03:40:57:15	Jesse [GM]	her eyes kind of widen a little bit when you mentioned Joseph and she’s like
03:40:59:16	03:41:01:15	Jesse [GM]	don’t spread that
03:41:02:20	03:41:06:07	Jesse [GM]	don’t say that out loud. Don’t share that publicly.
03:41:02:22	03:41:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just – it’s in the history that Joseph converted? Because he came from the lashings originally, right?
03:41:12:02	03:41:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	You should know pretty firsthand. I think you’re the one that sent him, right yeah, you were there.
03:41:15:13	03:41:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	you were there yeah
03:41:17:01	03:41:19:03	Jesse [GM]	I’m going to come back to this.
03:41:20:19	03:41:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’ll stop asking questions. Lower dump.
03:41:21:20	03:41:22:09	Jesse [GM]	Okay,
03:41:23:14	03:41:24:03	Jesse [GM]	Lordum.
03:41:24:29	03:41:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna start calling that in my classes when I have a history lesson and then I think I’ll just call it a lord dump
03:41:29:14	03:41:32:20	Chris [TBD]	Oh Lord, that’s good. That’s good they’ll pay a lot more attention
03:41:29:22	03:41:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	Lower dump, yeah. I’m going to give you a lore dump about World War II.
03:41:34:06	03:41:41:00	Brin [Basil]	kids are gonna love that one he’s the Lord of
03:41:35:27	03:41:36:28	Steve [Nortle]	Lord Dump
03:41:39:29	03:41:44:10	Jesse [GM]	This is so hard you guys. So
03:41:42:15	03:41:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	I hate that guy
03:41:47:29	03:41:54:21	Jesse [GM]	we don’t know what is coming but we did receive some intel from these lashings before they disappeared
03:41:56:22	03:42:02:20	Jesse [GM]	and i’m extremely worried the last we corresponded the last thing that i received from
03:42:03:27	03:42:08:27	Jesse [GM]	these lashings were that the church is gathering forces
03:42:13:15	03:42:25:05	Jesse [GM]	militarization it’s preparing for something and historically speaking when the church has gathered forces or soldiers this has not been good for the city of new alden
03:42:25:14	03:42:28:02	Jesse [GM]	not good koreas necessarily
03:42:29:05	03:42:39:27	Jesse [GM]	not good for a lot of areas we don’t know what they’re planning when something’s supposed to strike but that was i that was the last information we received
03:42:39:29	03:42:46:09	Jesse [GM]	prior to their disappearance one of our lashings whose name is nereza
03:42:49:03	03:42:49:18	Jesse [GM]	Nereza
03:42:50:11	03:42:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	of the Wut -Tang clan.
03:42:52:25	03:42:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, Wut Tang clan?
03:42:55:17	03:42:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	Woot Tin Clan
03:42:56:12	03:42:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the Woot Tin clan. Okay.
03:42:58:00	03:43:00:25	Chris [TBD]	The hoot
03:42:58:05	03:42:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	ah
03:43:01:08	03:43:03:11	Jesse [GM]	She was involved in the church’s administration
03:43:04:12	03:43:08:04	Jesse [GM]	She knew a lot about the church’ movements and a lot about their actions
03:43:09:16	03:43:20:11	Jesse [GM]	And the last thing that she wrote to me is that she had discovered something critical and we needed to meet in person to discuss She didn’t want to risk
03:43:20:11	03:43:31:03	Jesse [GM]	the information that she discovered looking out um so she was on her way to meet me and that’s when she disappeared she
03:43:26:16	03:43:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	okay
03:43:31:11	03:43:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	um
03:43:32:09	03:43:44:05	Chris [TBD]	you supposed to meet her here? She’s gonna come here. Oh the shara of the city gotcha
03:43:34:13	03:43:43:24	Jesse [GM]	to come to lashara no no we’re in new old lashara the place yep she was gonna come to me in lashara that’s where i was at the time
03:43:43:24	03:43:47:27	Jesse [GM]	lashara and lashara viewers there’s a place
03:43:44:03	03:43:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	visit Lashara in Lotrara
03:43:49:20	03:44:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	did that to make things easy one name to remember so she
03:44:01:16	03:44:09:12	Jesse [GM]	evening from the main port area to travel down to la shara because that is the fastest and most concealed route
03:44:09:12	03:44:15:06	Jesse [GM]	she never arrived to the ship she never made it to the fort
03:44:09:19	03:44:10:10	Chris [TBD]	Around this
03:44:16:21	03:44:23:23	Steve [Nortle]	didn’t depart from Yeah, was it new old?
03:44:18:18	03:44:21:21	Dave [Xeros]	left the like trinity
03:44:23:08	03:44:24:09	Dave [Xeros]	lost at sea
03:44:25:11	03:44:34:22	Jesse [GM]	left new old she never let She didn’t make the ship. We learned about this the following morning that she had not made her expected departure,
03:44:36:05	03:44:47:28	Jesse [GM]	and I thought it wise to utilize one of our other lashings who was in the church who worked closely with Nereza to go and investigate
03:44:48:23	03:44:58:12	Jesse [GM]	when he did so he made his way His name is Thalen He made his Way
03:44:53:17	03:44:54:15	Chris [TBD]	What’s his name?
03:44:56:21	03:44:57:07	Chris [TBD]	Balen.
03:44:58:12	03:45:06:14	Jesse [GM]	to the port and near the port area before any official investigation could begin he found
03:45:06:14	03:45:18:14	Jesse [GM]	a blue sash which is worn by the higher church leadership clerics it was not in the residence
03:45:10:07	03:45:11:27	Chris [TBD]	We’ve seen those sashes.
03:45:18:14	03:45:21:29	Jesse [GM]	she would not have warned this particular sash with her position.
03:45:20:20	03:45:22:24	Chris [TBD]	Wait, is Nereza
03:45:25:08	03:45:27:03	Chris [TBD]	in the Church of Idiots?
03:45:27:17	03:45:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	she’s a spy they’re all spies
03:45:29:04	03:45:29:17	Jesse [GM]	spy in
03:45:29:15	03:45:30:17	Chris [TBD]	Got it. Okay.
03:45:30:28	03:45:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	but she wouldn’t have converted all the way over to the blue sash wearing you know like
03:45:35:17	03:45:37:29	Chris [TBD]	And what was the name of the blue sash girl we saw?
03:45:39:16	03:45:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	oh Nico
03:45:40:28	03:45:41:28	Chris [TBD]	Nico? Okay.
03:45:42:07	03:45:49:25	Jesse [GM]	yep um so say they went to investigate the only thing that he found was this sash
03:45:52:15	03:45:59:23	Jesse [GM]	later on after he got a chance to investigate more and an official investigation began with
03:45:59:23	03:46:06:10	Jesse [GM]	city of new old uh the only other evidence that was discovered was traces of soul magic
03:46:06:23	03:46:17:01	Jesse [GM]	soul magic you may or may not know is specifically used by the clerics and the high
03:46:17:01	03:46:25:27	Jesse [GM]	ranking leaders of the church um the church will tell you that they use it primarily for good
03:46:25:27	03:46:35:21	Jesse [GM]	that it’s the source of their sorcery um that’s they’re healing sorcery well supposedly
03:46:32:21	03:46:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	so they’re doing good things with it
03:46:36:22	03:46:40:00	Jesse [GM]	but soul magic can be used for evil
03:46:42:10	03:46:45:13	Jesse [GM]	and it’s it’s not it’s like
03:46:46:14	03:46:52:24	Jesse [GM]	it’s kept within the church like no one outside of the church really knows how to use soul magic
03:46:50:06	03:46:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	knows how to use it properly
03:46:52:24	03:46:59:20	Jesse [GM]	yeah so it’s essentially
03:46:55:05	03:46:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	so the best thing to do is just convert and find out right
03:46:59:20	03:47:11:24	Jesse [GM]	yeah that speeds things along yes so what we need you to do yes
03:47:00:06	03:47:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	okay
03:47:02:02	03:47:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:47:04:04	03:47:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, do you need us to just, you know, do that? Because I was already on my way there and then I got sidetracked back to here.
03:47:11:24	03:47:22:11	Jesse [GM]	so what i need youと do is investigate the church i need you to figure out what’s going on what they’re preparing for and see if you can’t figure out What’s Going On With These Disappearances
03:47:22:11	03:47:32:18	Jesse [GM]	I will say as you may or may not know new old trinity in general has a history of disappearances people have disappeared regularly
03:47:32:18	03:47:41:22	Jesse [GM]	and never been found. This appears to resemble those disappearances, but it feels different.
03:47:39:16	03:47:40:01	Chris [TBD]	back when?
03:47:42:02	03:47:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	The thing is, I remember the first couple Inquisitions and let’s face it, we’re kind of better off without them. Right?
03:47:46:29	03:47:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	I agree.
03:47:52:14	03:47:54:01	Brin [Basil]	Tell her that.
03:47:55:03	03:47:58:20	Jesse [GM]	The first Inquisitions…
03:47:58:27	03:48:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the Inquisition, like the disappearances they just thought That’s what we call them in Pearls, the Inquisitions. It’s like hey!
03:48:05:17	03:48:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	Was that after the children’s crusade?
03:48:06:27	03:48:08:21	Chris [TBD]	dang it
03:48:08:27	03:48:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	definitely after the Children’s Crusade It is canon. It has been written and has been said
03:48:09:02	03:48:10:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:48:13:09	03:48:14:13	Chris [TBD]	didn’t happen
03:48:14:25	03:48:15:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:48:15:29	03:48:21:27	Steve [Nortle]	Conspiracy theory. TBD over there pulls out some toad foil to put on top of his hat.
03:48:16:03	03:48:16:18	Jesse [GM]	Lashara
03:48:20:03	03:48:28:07	Chris [TBD]	if you remember in my character description he is a subscriber to the conspiracy theorist magazine big time
03:48:20:23	03:48:21:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
03:48:28:07	03:48:35:08	Chris [TBD]	all those skin walkers in the swollen waist. That was a big reason why he went there, to go…
03:48:28:20	03:48:29:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right.
03:48:35:05	03:48:46:09	Jesse [GM]	yeah um Yeah, LaShara kind of you can see like her anger kind of starts she’s fuming a little bit just at the mention of some of like the atrocities and history of the church Like she’s not a fan
03:48:46:12	03:48:47:13	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay, okay.
03:48:48:08	03:48:48:23	Jesse [GM]	Um
03:48:48:14	03:48:50:26	Chris [TBD]	Can you just kind of point us in the right direction? We’ll help.
03:48:51:08	03:48:51:22	Jesse [GM]	Okay
03:48:52:12	03:49:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	like this whole thing I’m trying to figure out what it sounds like they’re doing good things but I’ll go find
03:48:55:10	03:49:01:29	Brin [Basil]	How much are we talking?
03:49:00:17	03:49:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	out what’s happening we’re we we are the beneficiaries of her will
03:49:02:19	03:49:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t matter. We’ll do it.
03:49:06:25	03:49:11:22	Brin [Basil]	I want gems. You got gems, I’ll trade my efforts for gems.
03:49:09:16	03:49:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t matter. I don’t think you know this Lashara but Nereza and I
03:49:17:27	03:49:29:22	Steve [Nortle]	we kind of have a thing yes it’s true i i thought i did i
03:49:18:22	03:49:20:02	Brin [Basil]	I want emeralds
03:49:24:11	03:49:26:17	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know if you know Nereza.
03:49:29:22	03:49:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	didn’t know that she was a spy what what
03:49:33:29	03:49:34:14	Jesse [GM]	This is she?
03:49:35:14	03:49:38:22	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, Thalen is a he. He also went missing and he disappeared in Idios.
03:49:40:01	03:49:44:17	Jesse [GM]	They’re both gone. Two of them have been gone. I’m worried that whatever
03:49:43:17	03:49:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	be together
03:49:45:24	03:49:46:00	Steve [Nortle]	what
03:49:48:06	03:49:50:11	Jesse [GM]	How do you claim to know Noreza?
03:49:51:25	03:49:52:15	Chris [TBD]	Sss
03:49:54:10	03:49:58:01	Chris [TBD]	HAHAHAHA Have you heard of this
03:49:54:11	03:49:54:26	Brin [Basil]	Yikes.
03:49:55:21	03:49:56:20	Jesse [GM]	Uh-oh.
03:49:55:29	03:50:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	it idiously okay so
03:49:56:22	03:49:58:12	Brin [Basil]	He met her at the wishing well
03:50:01:01	03:50:02:25	Brin [Basil]	She fetched him a pail of water
03:50:03:06	03:50:03:21	Jesse [GM]	Lashara
03:50:03:08	03:50:11:09	Steve [Nortle]	okay no hey let’s
03:50:05:01	03:50:11:04	Jesse [GM]	She seriously doubts that you actually know, Nereza. If you do, it was not in that way.
03:50:06:21	03:50:08:27	Chris [TBD]	Okay so
03:50:08:26	03:50:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	is
03:50:10:06	03:50:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	hey lashara is neriza just out of his league i’m pretty sure that’s kind of what this
03:50:11:09	03:50:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	all right that would definitely be possible
03:50:17:29	03:50:21:04	Brin [Basil]	Can we just call her No-Risen?
03:50:22:26	03:50:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	No, actually that’s the one thing I can do really well.
03:50:25:14	03:50:26:15	Chris [TBD]	The six, mate.
03:50:27:28	03:50:31:08	Steve [Nortle]	And don’t wear shoes! That’s four more!
03:50:31:22	03:50:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	true okay yeah yeah so 10 you’re still on base 10
03:50:32:06	03:50:32:21	Brin [Basil]	Four
03:50:34:23	03:50:36:29	Brin [Basil]	Actually three You’re missing a toe
03:50:36:07	03:50:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah
03:50:36:14	03:50:44:28	Jesse [GM]	I think you get the gist of what Lashara needs you guys to do is go and basically investigate the church.
03:50:39:24	03:50:40:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
03:50:40:11	03:50:47:23	Brin [Basil]	yeah again payment i
03:50:40:14	03:50:48:05	Steve [Nortle]	Going back
03:50:46:23	03:50:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	like going back to the did we didn’t really get paid last time because I remember we got paid in like wellness like you’re supposed to
03:50:47:15	03:50:51:01	Jesse [GM]	Well, well, you’ll get paid. Of course, she’ll get pay. You always get paid with me. What?
03:50:47:23	03:50:55:10	Brin [Basil]	want emeralds i need emeralts and
03:50:48:23	03:50:57:07	Chris [TBD]	It was
03:50:55:10	03:50:59:27	Brin [Basil]	it was never notarized that’s
03:50:57:09	03:50:57:23	Steve [Nortle]	Harold.
03:50:58:13	03:51:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we need Harold to notarize this thing. I got it… He filled it out in triplicate when we were up in Sinoday. Yeah.
03:51:05:24	03:51:17:10	Jesse [GM]	oh that’s right yeah okay um you want to be a part of my will is that the payment that you want or is that what we agreed
03:51:09:14	03:51:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like he’s just trying to avoid the question.
03:51:16:28	03:51:24:02	Brin [Basil]	not what i want i want three emeraldes i wanted to be large and round i
03:51:17:26	03:51:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	She wants emeralds. I just…
03:51:22:04	03:51:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	It was all of Lashara actually is what we decided on, right? Oh, it’s been
03:51:24:02	03:51:30:04	Brin [Basil]	don’t remember any of
03:51:30:04	03:51:40:07	Brin [Basil]	this emeraldas i’ll fight whoever you need me to fight i will knock out any race any creature
03:51:30:15	03:51:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	six days so maybe a little fuzzy.
03:51:40:07	03:51:50:02	Brin [Basil]	anything. I said knock out! There’s a huge difference, don’t touch my fur
03:51:40:24	03:51:42:23	Chris [TBD]	It’s just big
03:51:42:07	03:51:44:02	Dave [Xeros]	You extinguish any race
03:51:44:29	03:51:49:29	Chris [TBD]	puffy cute thing telling her All the violence she’s going to take into it.
03:51:47:09	03:51:54:25	Jesse [GM]	much how much did la shara how much did she give you for your mission to levitas what did you guys get from that i feel like
03:51:51:28	03:51:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know like what yeah what did we get
03:51:54:25	03:52:05:21	Jesse [GM]	it was like 600 gold each or something 200 gold each okay uh -huh
03:51:56:09	03:51:57:26	Chris [TBD]	No, it was 200 gold each.
03:51:58:03	03:52:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	she didn’t pay us that much we were early
03:52:00:02	03:52:01:00	Chris [TBD]	That’s what I said.
03:52:02:10	03:52:06:20	Dave [Xeros]	but I do remember the discussion of the will actually very vividly
03:52:05:21	03:52:15:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah la shaw doesn’t remember it very vividly but harold’s not here either he’s out on other
03:52:09:07	03:52:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay alright
03:52:10:17	03:52:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:52:15:24	03:52:16:08	Chris [TBD]	So
03:52:17:13	03:52:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	our Lloyds is lying and find out what’s going on in this place
03:52:21:14	03:52:24:20	Chris [TBD]	the rabbit wants some emeralds. Is there any laying around?
03:52:24:11	03:52:29:24	Jesse [GM]	whatever i we will pay you in gold but enough gold to get
03:52:29:26	03:52:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	to buy emeralds
03:52:31:01	03:52:37:22	Jesse [GM]	emerald the emeralds that you need uh probably at the market in the town square
03:52:32:09	03:52:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	where’s the closest place to buy eneralds here
03:52:37:17	03:52:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we’re in New Old I mean we can buy any
03:52:41:03	03:52:45:21	Brin [Basil]	let’s go thank you for your time we’ll see
03:52:41:17	03:52:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	including children.
03:52:43:22	03:52:50:17	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to know why you think that Nereza, has she changed drastically? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?
03:52:50:19	03:52:51:28	Jesse [GM]	she’s gone
03:52:52:19	03:52:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	Well, it’s been a time.
03:52:52:25	03:53:00:00	Brin [Basil]	you saw her how many years are
03:52:53:11	03:52:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just,
03:52:55:28	03:52:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	he’s suffering from dream magic so I’m
03:53:00:00	03:53:06:08	Brin [Basil]	we talking girl use your fingers
03:53:04:13	03:53:05:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m calculating.
03:53:05:11	03:53:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yep! Use your fingers.
03:53:08:12	03:53:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	It’s got to be a dozen years.
03:53:10:10	03:53:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	Base 12.
03:53:10:21	03:53:11:27	Brin [Basil]	you haven’t seen
03:53:11:14	03:53:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	Page 12.
03:53:15:08	03:53:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, we kind of fell out Of communication But that doesn’t mean She doesn’t have a special place In my heart
03:53:21:03	03:53:23:13	Dave [Xeros]	stop writing you or was it vice versa?
03:53:21:29	03:53:29:15	Jesse [GM]	did you attend a school in idiocyst? You went to some classes
03:53:29:20	03:53:32:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah Mm-hmm
03:53:31:00	03:53:33:25	Jesse [GM]	is this when you met her
03:53:34:24	03:53:43:19	Steve [Nortle]	Uh Yeah I believe that was it I think she saw me Throwing Throwing A ball Really really well With the Sports team And that impressed her
03:53:44:16	03:53:45:18	Jesse [GM]	okay
03:53:47:23	03:53:48:14	Jesse [GM]	Okay, that’s great.
03:53:48:10	03:53:51:13	Chris [TBD]	So let it be written, so let it
03:53:49:24	03:53:51:01	Jesse [GM]	She’s gone and she’s missing
03:53:51:20	03:53:53:01	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just wondering
03:53:53:03	03:54:02:24	Brin [Basil]	when i read your diary it did not say that of course i read it on your sister
03:53:53:15	03:53:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	If she mentioned him
03:53:54:27	03:54:00:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah It was You said you didn’t read it
03:53:56:14	03:53:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
03:53:56:23	03:53:58:26	Jesse [GM]	I have no mention of you
03:54:03:08	03:54:05:24	Jesse [GM]	There are a few things that you need to know
03:54:03:16	03:54:05:01	Dave [Xeros]	Gross! Gross!
03:54:06:04	03:54:06:19	Chris [TBD]	Listening?
03:54:06:21	03:54:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	What else did you read in there? But I but I kind of do
03:54:08:14	03:54:15:05	Brin [Basil]	you don’t want to know he floats in the water talked about that a lot
03:54:14:12	03:54:18:05	Jesse [GM]	TBD since you’re listening she is going to speak directly to you to relate to the rest of the party
03:54:18:15	03:54:19:23	Chris [TBD]	Sounds good.
03:54:20:28	03:54:32:26	Jesse [GM]	She tells you there are a couple There are two things that you want to know The best chance that you have getting into the temple and to the church are infiltrating uh, to learn about the secrets of this soul magic
03:54:23:08	03:54:23:17	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
03:54:32:26	03:54:40:21	Jesse [GM]	and find these disappeared where these people have gone your best chance is going to be to prove your devotion
03:54:42:01	03:54:45:18	Chris [TBD]	Get on the soul train and prove our devotion.
03:54:44:23	03:54:49:13	Jesse [GM]	the soul train which essentially boils down to
03:54:48:01	03:54:56:20	Brin [Basil]	oh gosh please
03:54:51:05	03:54:52:23	Jesse [GM]	attending their church services
03:54:52:27	03:54:54:09	Chris [TBD]	We gotta go to church.
03:54:54:06	03:54:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	How long are the services
03:54:57:13	03:55:01:01	Steve [Nortle]	I heard they’re three hours long. I heard it was three hours.
03:55:02:14	03:55:04:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah, you know, four hours
03:55:02:18	03:55:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	can count it on one hand.
03:55:04:01	03:55:04:15	Steve [Nortle]	Same!
03:55:06:29	03:55:09:29	Brin [Basil]	i’m gonna need an emerald for every hour just
03:55:08:24	03:55:09:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah.
03:55:11:02	03:55:13:11	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay. We got to go to church.
03:55:11:15	03:55:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, wait, wait. Do they have wafers at this church?
03:55:16:11	03:55:17:12	Brin [Basil]	Do they?
03:55:19:21	03:55:20:06	Jesse [GM]	might
03:55:20:03	03:55:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	You should say yes. It will help Basil a lot.
03:55:26:06	03:55:27:04	Dave [Xeros]	They’re the good wafas.
03:55:27:21	03:55:30:09	Brin [Basil]	They’re the not gluten-free ones.
03:55:29:18	03:55:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah
03:55:30:05	03:55:32:19	Chris [TBD]	Where is this church that we gotta go to?
03:55:32:19	03:55:34:20	Brin [Basil]	Gosh, I hate the gluten- free ones.
03:55:34:00	03:55:37:06	Chris [TBD]	Any shrine, any shrine. And what are we looking for when we’re there?
03:55:40:06	03:55:46:27	Jesse [GM]	It would be a good idea to attend these church meetings, to meet other members and build some credibility.
03:55:44:13	03:55:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	Build some credibility before we join
03:55:48:23	03:55:55:08	Chris [TBD]	Look, I’ve done some not so credible of things in my past. I’m a little uncomfortable
03:55:54:27	03:55:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we read some of your diary.
03:55:58:26	03:55:59:28	Chris [TBD]	going to church.
03:56:01:12	03:56:03:06	Steve [Nortle]	Also he doesn’t fit in the pews.
03:56:03:26	03:56:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	He could join the band, though.
03:56:06:00	03:56:06:17	Chris [TBD]	Maybe
03:56:08:05	03:56:11:04	Jesse [GM]	There’s mostly choral music, but yeah, I’m sure we could find a place for you.
03:56:10:19	03:56:13:17	Chris [TBD]	would a confession be
03:56:10:24	03:56:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	I can play the drums.
03:56:15:05	03:56:17:01	Chris [TBD]	an act of devotion perhaps?
03:56:17:26	03:56:21:05	Jesse [GM]	Well, absolutely. Of course. Yeah.
03:56:20:17	03:56:32:13	Chris [TBD]	All I’m saying is, I don’t know how to act at religious thing
03:56:21:05	03:56:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	They have confession? Oh yeah, they do!
03:56:22:26	03:56:24:15	Brin [Basil]	This sounds fun. Let’s go do that.
03:56:24:11	03:56:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:56:25:03	03:56:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m interested to hear what he has To say
03:56:28:02	03:56:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	This might take an entire session…
03:56:28:05	03:56:28:29	Jesse [GM]	In addition…
03:56:30:19	03:56:42:05	Brin [Basil]	all you have to do is agree with everything and they’ll love you
03:56:31:15	03:56:38:12	Jesse [GM]	uh-huh yes you’re like i said like i
03:56:32:13	03:56:33:22	Chris [TBD]	so I’m just coming up with ideas
03:56:34:23	03:56:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah.
03:56:40:29	03:56:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:56:42:29	03:56:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:56:43:05	03:56:43:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s all you have to
03:56:43:29	03:57:00:26	Brin [Basil]	do. Oh,
03:56:44:17	03:56:46:15	Chris [TBD]	Just nod your head. Okay.
03:56:44:18	03:56:46:05	Jesse [GM]	strategy that’s a great start
03:56:44:29	03:56:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay. I do have one question and this is a serious question. One One question. I don’t think I’ve asked questions, but just kind of interjected in the past.
03:56:45:17	03:56:50:18	Steve [Nortle]	One question
03:56:47:19	03:56:48:27	Jesse [GM]	do you have one more question
03:56:53:19	03:56:53:29	Steve [Nortle]	So
03:56:55:26	03:56:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	So if in our process
03:56:59:24	03:57:00:05	Jesse [GM]	out before
03:57:00:23	03:57:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	No If in this process
03:57:01:18	03:57:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll make this quick If in this process we have to do something to Lashines in order to prove our devotion are we going to get punished for said things we may have to do
03:57:13:14	03:57:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	to said Lashins to prove our devotion? I’m just I don’ want you guys to come back and say hey hey, you did this and then us not be written into the will.
03:57:15:07	03:57:17:17	Chris [TBD]	That’s good That’s a good question. It’s a great question.
03:57:21:03	03:57:31:08	Jesse [GM]	confused about this will thing see this doesn’t understand how you would ever think that you’re
03:57:31:02	03:57:51:28	Brin [Basil]	have
03:57:31:08	03:57:37:00	Jesse [GM]	doing well but if that’s what it’s going to take to convince you to go do this because it’s so serious
03:57:37:09	03:57:42:23	Chris [TBD]	it. It’s fine. You won’t get Harold
03:57:39:07	03:57:45:25	Jesse [GM]	then fine okay we’ll get Harold and we’ll figure it out later he’s not here right now
03:57:40:03	03:57:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	You won’t hold us accountable? Okay. Excellent. That’s fine. But no accountability for things that we have to do with the lashes.
03:57:49:11	03:57:50:10	Jesse [GM]	you would have to do anything
03:57:50:25	03:57:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, good. Yeah.
03:57:51:28	03:58:02:23	Brin [Basil]	things to do. We’ll have to confess them for sure. I’m going to stare that bishop right in the eye.
03:57:52:00	03:57:52:23	Jesse [GM]	but
03:57:54:21	03:57:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:57:56:09	03:58:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. There could’ve been things that were already done. We’re just looking for absolution right now.
03:57:57:09	03:58:00:01	Chris [TBD]	There could have been things that we already did with 50 people who were doing
03:58:04:25	03:58:06:00	Chris [TBD]	You wanna know what I did?
03:58:07:15	03:58:08:05	Chris [TBD]	I’ll tell you
03:58:10:12	03:58:22:12	Jesse [GM]	Lashara is she’s not worried about anything happening to any other lashing necessarily yeah you should be fine yes yes please you and yes
03:58:15:02	03:58:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah. I’m trying preemptively make sure things are okay.
03:58:22:02	03:58:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	You with the three fingers.
03:58:26:12	03:58:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	How many church sessions will we have to go to?
03:58:33:06	03:58:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	Is there something we can do besides just sit for four hours on a hard bench
03:58:40:28	03:58:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	doing nothing but saying, yeah brother or whatever they say.
03:58:46:29	03:58:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah brother!
03:58:48:11	03:58:50:29	Brin [Basil]	I promise I won’t cast my emeralds before swine.
03:58:48:17	03:58:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:58:51:08	03:59:03:02	Jesse [GM]	shouldn’t have to attend the entire church service the goal is the goal really just to present yourselves as repentant and humble seekers of truth that are
03:58:54:24	03:58:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh thank goodness.
03:58:56:27	03:58:57:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:59:04:21	03:59:05:08	Steve [Nortle]	bent
03:59:05:06	03:59:16:01	Chris [TBD]	take me to the church I’ll worship like a dog
03:59:06:22	03:59:07:09	Steve [Nortle]	humble
03:59:09:23	03:59:11:06	Steve [Nortle]	take him to church
03:59:10:09	03:59:21:25	Jesse [GM]	lashara is ready for you to go she’s ready for you to leave uh but she still has more information
03:59:16:01	03:59:19:08	Chris [TBD]	the shrine of your life
03:59:16:18	03:59:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	Get out!
03:59:18:25	03:59:20:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to have to button all my buttons
03:59:22:10	03:59:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay. I promise we will not talk the rest of the time. All right, lower dump.
03:59:22:16	03:59:31:17	Jesse [GM]	okay so she so lashara so she has lashara has this device next to her you know like when you cast silence as a
03:59:23:19	03:59:25:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:59:31:17	03:59:37:05	Jesse [GM]	spell she essentially captured that spell inside what appears to be kind of you know those old
03:59:36:27	03:59:38:07	Chris [TBD]	A cone of silence?
03:59:39:11	03:59:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	Zone of silence.
03:59:42:13	03:59:43:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:59:44:05	03:59:54:20	Jesse [GM]	going to turn that on the rest you’re silent for the rest of the meeting she can’t hear anything that you’re saying okay yeah so you can shout you can yeah you get mumble you can mouth things to me but shara is
03:59:48:23	03:59:50:15	Chris [TBD]	It’s just white noise. Okay.
03:59:54:20	04:00:02:23	Jesse [GM]	gonna speak for just a second all right so in addition to the church services what you’re
04:00:02:23	04:00:12:20	Jesse [GM]	going to need to do membership is not a bad idea we can help forge those records but
04:00:12:20	04:00:18:23	Jesse [GM]	a manifestation of your willingness to join the church would definitely increase your credibility
04:00:18:23	04:00:25:02	Jesse [GM]	as you’re trying to infiltrate it’s it but it is somewhat optional in a sense yes yeah
04:00:25:02	04:00:35:02	Jesse [GM]	we’ll get there um and lastly and this is just part of this stupid cult this is what they do to all
04:00:35:02	04:00:46:06	Jesse [GM]	their members especially anyone who wants to enter the temple before they can do so they have to be a member they have attended one of these services
04:00:46:06	04:00:57:17	Jesse [GM]	and the university has a class about the history of the Church of Idiots with an exam that you have to pass in order
04:00:57:17	04:01:05:27	Jesse [GM]	to prove that you are serious about learning and following the precepts and teachings of the church.
04:01:08:01	04:01:09:11	Chris [TBD]	You mean we got to learn?
04:01:14:05	04:01:15:10	Jesse [GM]	How did you do that?
04:01:17:29	04:01:21:07	Jesse [GM]	On off, on off, it’s on.
04:01:19:22	04:01:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	Here you go.
04:01:21:20	04:01:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah?
04:01:23:14	04:01:34:17	Jesse [GM]	So here’s the thing. here’s why we don’t have a lot of time okay um so today is their holy day you have a chance to
04:01:29:07	04:01:30:25	Dave [Xeros]	Because your other guys didn’t do the job.
04:01:34:17	04:01:42:09	Jesse [GM]	attend the service today it’s sunday this next week is the last week of the semester at the
04:01:42:09	04:01:51:13	Jesse [GM]	university you’ll have a change to attend one class and then take the exam which is the requirement you at least have to attend one class.
04:01:50:08	04:01:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	Do we have to pay tuition?
04:01:51:15	04:02:01:18	Chris [TBD]	This is like one of my nightmares. You forgot you signed up for a class and you didn’t go once the whole semester and then you show up for the final exam
04:01:52:27	04:01:54:12	Jesse [GM]	You may have to pay tuition
04:01:58:29	04:01:59:28	Jesse [GM]	for credit
04:02:02:02	04:02:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	naked for some reason
04:02:03:18	04:02:04:11	Chris [TBD]	for some reason.
04:02:07:08	04:02:15:02	Jesse [GM]	so what you’ll likely want to spend today investigating as much as you can if you get a chance to investigate
04:02:16:17	04:02:28:06	Jesse [GM]	Nereza’s disappearance you could go to the ports there is a local library an archive you could go search some of those records there’s a church service as well um but
04:02:29:14	04:02:34:24	Jesse [GM]	you’ll need to be in idios no later than tomorrow morning uh for classes and
04:02:35:10	04:02:37:11	Chris [TBD]	So we got to enroll by that time.
04:02:39:01	04:02:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	new old oh because it’s part of trinity right of course
04:02:40:05	04:02:42:22	Jesse [GM]	yep yep just next door
04:02:49:15	04:02:57:12	Jesse [GM]	um okay lashara is almost done yeah she’s done so she’s going to turn the silence machine
04:02:57:12	04:03:07:26	Jesse [GM]	off does anyone have any legitimate questions before you leave oh wait she’s
04:02:59:29	04:03:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	gosh hallelujah
04:03:06:22	04:03:07:16	Brin [Basil]	to like find
04:03:08:24	04:03:11:01	Brin [Basil]	do we have to find robes and stuff
04:03:11:09	04:03:11:25	Chris [TBD]	Meep!
04:03:15:16	04:03:23:18	Jesse [GM]	a whole there’s a whole orientation process to enrolling their university you’ll see when you get
04:03:18:20	04:03:19:04	Brin [Basil]	list
04:03:23:09	04:03:30:22	Brin [Basil]	alright guys Let’s go to church. We’ll be alright.
04:03:24:02	04:03:29:15	Chris [TBD]	How in the world are they going to let us enter with one week left in the semester?
04:03:30:22	04:03:42:22	Brin [Basil]	Forgery…easy.
04:03:32:12	04:03:39:24	Jesse [GM]	for the course is that the requirement for the courses to attend at least one class in person but as long as you pass the exam as well then
04:03:39:28	04:03:41:15	Chris [TBD]	the credits. Okay.
04:03:43:00	04:03:43:18	Jesse [GM]	class yep
04:03:43:24	04:03:44:20	Chris [TBD]	Nail this.
04:03:47:14	04:03:49:20	Jesse [GM]	okay i think you know what you need to do
04:03:50:05	04:03:54:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, Alex. Take me to the church!
04:03:54:21	04:03:55:22	Jesse [GM]	play hosier now okay
04:03:57:15	04:03:58:09	Jesse [GM]	we can’t
04:03:59:05	04:04:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	if you’re watching on the stream feel free to open a new tab and pull up the song, and you can listen to it while we’re going
04:03:59:25	04:04:02:26	Chris [TBD]	Let me check. Nope. We do not have the rights to that.
04:04:11:05	04:04:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	so that we maintain our viewership.
04:04:13:24	04:04:16:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s right, because that music is that good.
04:04:20:15	04:04:22:16	Chris [TBD]	actually quoting
04:04:22:16	04:04:36:05	Chris [TBD]	take me to the volcano do we
04:04:28:04	04:04:35:20	Jesse [GM]	Lashara is going to direct you the elevator will take you back up to the top and you can begin your mission, and we’ll pay you
04:04:36:05	04:04:36:28	Chris [TBD]	have any uh
04:04:37:08	04:04:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	can get 50 % up front
04:04:38:20	04:04:39:10	Jesse [GM]	whatever you need
04:04:38:29	04:04:45:15	Brin [Basil]	Fantastic! I would prefer for this to be in advance.
04:04:41:28	04:04:42:27	Jesse [GM]	top priority
04:04:47:21	04:04:49:16	Jesse [GM]	if you’ll see Manny on the way out
04:04:50:25	04:04:52:03	Brin [Basil]	Fantastic. Maddie!
04:04:56:24	04:04:58:19	Brin [Basil]	Looking good, buddy. Looking alive.
04:05:00:29	04:05:01:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah?
04:05:02:21	04:05:06:17	Brin [Basil]	Sweet. So I’m going to need three emeralds. That’s great, buddy I’m gonna need three emeralds
04:05:09:11	04:05:09:24	Brin [Basil]	Okay
04:05:09:21	04:05:19:09	Jesse [GM]	much this is actually very appropriate he only has one arm as well he has he has a crotch on the one arm he has his sling on the other hand
04:05:09:24	04:05:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh buy him a drink first can i
04:05:11:01	04:05:11:15	Brin [Basil]	Shh
04:05:15:10	04:05:16:21	Brin [Basil]	No, I don’t have time for that
04:05:18:28	04:05:33:11	Chris [TBD]	great
04:05:20:26	04:05:32:24	Jesse [GM]	And he goes to reach for, like, the purse essentially. And he’s going to kind of stumble around while you’re making him look for these. He’s got one leg and one arm right now.
04:05:33:00	04:05:33:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh
04:05:33:02	04:05:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	just grab the purse entirely
04:05:35:15	04:05:41:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh I would help you But I just Can’t touch No one can touch my fur right now I’m so sorry
04:05:41:24	04:05:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’ll just i’ll do a little bit of a sleight of hand uh thing there let’s uh oh i’m grabbing the whole purse
04:05:45:21	04:05:50:07	Brin [Basil]	Grab as many gems As you possibly can Oh, it’s fantastic
04:05:50:29	04:05:54:01	Dave [Xeros]	just like thanks man this is perfect
04:05:51:10	04:05:53:22	Brin [Basil]	Please Please, please tell me we can steal this.
04:05:55:15	04:05:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	alright let’s do this
04:05:58:05	04:06:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	let’s go okay that would be a 18
04:06:02:27	04:06:13:29	Jesse [GM]	Wow, okay. Yeah, so you succeed. So in the purse, it’s not like The Vault. But it is enough to be an upfront payment
04:06:09:05	04:06:15:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah it’s a purse of holding though right payment couple emeralds in there maybe
04:06:11:25	04:06:17:05	Chris [TBD]	He was like, I’m just going to give it to you.
04:06:14:19	04:06:24:14	Jesse [GM]	to get you guys started. And yeah, Manny’s like, I don’t understand why you’re being so demanding. I was just going to give it to you anyway.
04:06:16:09	04:06:16:27	Brin [Basil]	How many?
04:06:20:23	04:06:21:29	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t need to understand
04:06:24:25	04:06:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	well you fumbled around for a while I was trying to make this easy
04:06:27:23	04:06:31:07	Jesse [GM]	He picks up his crutch and he tiny timbs away from you.
04:06:31:29	04:06:33:06	Chris [TBD]	Tiny Tim away!
04:06:35:09	04:06:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	gold was actually in there. Oh, no, I’ll totally do it yeah
04:06:35:14	04:06:38:26	Jesse [GM]	You guys are going to need to bring this up in confession by the way. How much gold?
04:06:40:24	04:06:41:23	Brin [Basil]	God bless you!
04:06:42:04	04:06:42:21	Steve [Nortle]	Everyone!
04:06:42:27	04:06:43:15	Brin [Basil]	Everyone.
04:06:43:07	04:06:50:02	Dave [Xeros]	Do you guys just want me to hang on to it?
04:06:50:02	04:06:54:19	Brin [Basil]	What did he say? No, we just said Gog or Ideas Bless You everyone.
04:06:54:23	04:06:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
04:06:57:17	04:06:59:19	Brin [Basil]	Right, which would be I guess it’d be Ideas right?
04:06:59:18	04:07:00:26	Chris [TBD]	It is my son.
04:07:00:20	04:07:02:24	Dave [Xeros]	You could just may the prophet bless you
04:07:00:22	04:07:03:01	Brin [Basil]	Ideas bless you, everyone.
04:07:02:06	04:07:03:07	Chris [TBD]	Everyone.
04:07:04:04	04:07:05:26	Jesse [GM]	say praise idiots or price saloon
04:07:04:09	04:07:08:29	Brin [Basil]	Gog, Saluni bless you.
04:07:05:29	04:07:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
04:07:08:18	04:07:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	See things we may need to know for the test Praise Ideas, praise Salooning I hope we were paying attention to the Lord
04:07:11:02	04:07:18:17	Brin [Basil]	Right. I need, can
04:07:11:05	04:07:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	I hope we can use our notes in the final.
04:07:18:08	04:07:25:03	Jesse [GM]	i i wrote so much down for the lord dump and you guys didn’t even care
04:07:18:17	04:07:29:26	Brin [Basil]	I? We care about everything that you said.
04:07:24:15	04:07:27:21	Chris [TBD]	I was enthralled.
04:07:25:22	04:07:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yes we did
04:07:29:07	04:07:39:13	Steve [Nortle]	I took notes yeah make sure that
04:07:30:28	04:07:35:01	Jesse [GM]	thing i’ve done so far the yeming was getting through the lord of and there’s gonna be like
04:07:32:15	04:07:37:00	Chris [TBD]	Get ready.
04:07:36:07	04:07:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	okay all right just turn on the on the cone of silence every time yeah that was good that was perfect so
04:07:39:13	04:07:41:15	Steve [Nortle]	the cone of silence follows around
04:07:43:16	04:07:53:28	Jesse [GM]	um okay so you’re ready to leave you you’re good to go uh you won’t go back through the elevator is going to like kick you out the back of this stop
04:07:44:15	04:07:45:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
04:07:45:29	04:07:50:16	Brin [Basil]	Are we going back through Nadea’s shop? Salon?
04:07:53:02	04:07:53:19	Brin [Basil]	Damn it.
04:07:56:13	04:08:01:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I was hoping that he could do some special eyeshadow work for me.
04:08:03:24	04:08:05:29	Jesse [GM]	they would never say no if you if you go out
04:08:06:06	04:08:13:18	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay. That’s what we’re gonna do cuz I want when my eyes are because I wanted to paint so it looks like I have eyes on my eye
04:08:15:28	04:08:16:20	Brin [Basil]	Wait what?
04:08:17:29	04:08:18:12	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh.
04:08:19:13	04:08:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	Nice.
04:08:21:00	04:08:21:28	Brin [Basil]	Some work
04:08:21:27	04:08:32:15	Jesse [GM]	so you jump on the elevator it screeches up to the surface again there’s sparks flying it gets up there the door you came in before is to your left another door to your right opens
04:08:35:13	04:08:36:20	Brin [Basil]	I’ll be right back guys
04:08:39:02	04:08:40:10	Brin [Basil]	I hopped to the front
04:08:45:16	04:08:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	back.
04:08:45:28	04:08:49:06	Brin [Basil]	I’ve been keeping this fur nice and fresh
04:08:46:27	04:08:47:26	Chris [TBD]	A dollar?
04:08:51:17	04:09:00:15	Chris [TBD]	There he is!
04:08:52:21	04:08:54:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, how does he sound? I can’t remember.
04:08:56:09	04:09:05:17	Jesse [GM]	last time is he screamed about your coat he’s like oh that cold is that cold ah uh oh my little herringan what can i do
04:09:00:22	04:09:01:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:09:01:28	04:09:02:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m back!
04:09:06:23	04:09:12:14	Brin [Basil]	So I’m going to church so I need you to do some special eye shadow work for me so I can close my eyes.
04:09:12:19	04:09:13:28	Jesse [GM]	a church you’re going to
04:09:19:09	04:09:22:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m a spy so I needed your help because I’m gonna sleep.
04:09:24:26	04:09:25:17	Jesse [GM]	organization
04:09:25:06	04:09:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	most secret spy ever right there. I love it.
04:09:28:10	04:09:31:19	Steve [Nortle]	James Bond level just telling everyone your name
04:09:29:14	04:09:35:15	Brin [Basil]	I can trust Nade with my life. I need YOU to do something special eye-shadow.
04:09:35:28	04:09:44:16	Jesse [GM]	combing like the whiskers over your mouth they kind of hush you say no more seriously don’t say anything
04:09:46:15	04:09:54:05	Jesse [GM]	yeah so So yeah, Nadei. He’s way too enamored with you to charge you money
04:09:54:05	04:10:01:08	Jesse [GM]	so he throws you in the chair and throws it on you It’s like two minutes
04:09:56:25	04:09:57:13	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah.
04:10:00:20	04:10:02:01	Brin [Basil]	Uncanny. You can’t even tell.
04:10:02:10	04:10:05:11	Jesse [GM]	What are the color of your eyes? Are they red or blood-red like normal?
04:10:06:28	04:10:09:12	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, they’re kind of a pinkish. Red? Yeah.
04:10:09:23	04:10:11:17	Jesse [GM]	uh he’ll give you uh
04:10:11:06	04:10:13:03	Brin [Basil]	I’m slightly albinoy.
04:10:13:18	04:10:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	She’s very white and fluffy.
04:10:14:08	04:10:14:25	Brin [Basil]	Slightly.
04:10:17:18	04:10:19:26	Jesse [GM]	like the ink that makeup
04:10:21:02	04:10:25:27	Jesse [GM]	that changes color so like depending it’s going to be kind of depending on your mood it’s gonna follow
04:10:22:25	04:10:23:23	Brin [Basil]	Dye it a little bit.
04:10:26:17	04:10:29:05	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I like that. Okay, sweet.
04:10:30:24	04:10:35:09	Jesse [GM]	mood dye for your eye fake eyes eyeshadow
04:10:36:11	04:10:37:19	Jesse [GM]	okay cool
04:10:37:21	04:10:40:19	Brin [Basil]	Fantastic. Fabulous work as always.
04:10:38:20	04:10:43:10	Chris [TBD]	I’m just going to watch as Basil walks straight into a wall.
04:10:41:22	04:10:45:17	Jesse [GM]	he weeps a little bit when you leave He’s like, he is kind of
04:10:45:08	04:10:48:11	Brin [Basil]	Do you want some gold? Can I pay you for this?
04:10:45:19	04:10:47:08	Chris [TBD]	Her eyes were open the whole time.
04:10:48:21	04:10:54:03	Jesse [GM]	No Please. The honor is mine Go! Go before I make you stay
04:10:49:19	04:10:50:20	Brin [Basil]	Are you sure?
04:10:54:11	04:10:55:09	Chris [TBD]	Go be a spy!
04:10:55:00	04:10:56:04	Brin [Basil]	I love…
04:10:55:11	04:10:57:15	Jesse [GM]	Go before i lock you in the dungeon
04:10:56:17	04:10:58:17	Chris [TBD]	Go spy away!
04:10:58:17	04:11:01:19	Brin [Basil]	I love you! I love it!
04:10:59:08	04:10:59:22	Jesse [GM]	Go!
04:11:01:20	04:11:02:05	Jesse [GM]	Okay
04:11:02:02	04:11:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	don’t daddy
04:11:03:03	04:11:04:06	Chris [TBD]	Don’t make it weird.
04:11:05:09	04:11:12:02	Jesse [GM]	So you guys are in the alleyway so let me see if I can work with technology that we have been working so hard on
04:11:12:02	04:11:23:27	Jesse [GM]	Oh, sweet! Okay cool. It works okay oh it doesn’t zoom on the…okay well you can
04:11:13:10	04:11:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	look at it oh yeah it doesn’t zoom completely we’re there
04:11:22:27	04:11:23:25	Chris [TBD]	We can see it.
04:11:23:27	04:11:28:13	Jesse [GM]	kind of get an idea you look close so this is Trinity this is your big picture
04:11:28:13	04:11:36:27	Jesse [GM]	view of three different cities you can see how they are different in sort of
04:11:36:27	04:11:41:03	Jesse [GM]	their architecture and layout you’re a new old right now which is where my
04:11:42:15	04:11:53:07	Jesse [GM]	just left lesharas which is sort of like this region right here um this area is the city center
04:11:53:07	04:12:00:09	Jesse [GM]	or market over here is where they have the church service you can see that this shape resembles
04:12:00:21	04:12:01:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yes.
04:12:01:00	04:12:06:15	Jesse [GM]	these shapes over in idios uh this is like the largest shrine there’s several but
04:12:05:29	04:12:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	is our reason why they hexagons hexagones are the best of guns okay
04:12:06:15	04:12:13:21	Jesse [GM]	this is the largest shrine new old um that’s exactly why
04:12:12:18	04:12:23:07	Steve [Nortle]	besides harrogans is that a shrine on the port at the southern tip of new old because it’s
04:12:22:24	04:12:30:03	Jesse [GM]	no no no it’s a rock it’sa rock it’ts a rock there they’re hidden under things
04:12:24:25	04:12:28:25	Steve [Nortle]	hexagonal oh okay
04:12:26:20	04:12:27:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s a rock.
04:12:26:21	04:12:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	it was it’s the yep it’s what they where they built their faith on
04:12:28:25	04:12:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	it looks more like sand
04:12:30:22	04:12:32:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s the bridge support.
04:12:33:28	04:12:44:16	Jesse [GM]	okay so uh so um here’s the church service uh next to the city center here this large building
04:12:40:23	04:12:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	man or foolish
04:12:44:16	04:12:53:12	Jesse [GM]	this is basically the public library at an archive center north of the city center over here
04:12:48:05	04:12:49:14	Chris [TBD]	Another library?
04:12:53:12	04:13:00:24	Jesse [GM]	this is the main port area this is where noreza has gone missing or you may need a chance go do
04:13:00:24	04:13:08:01	Jesse [GM]	some investigating before you travel to idios so um but yeah you’re kind of in that alleyway right
04:13:08:01	04:13:13:11	Jesse [GM]	now and right now so uh it’s still like uh it probably around 11 if you’re still morning hours
04:13:17:20	04:13:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	to the port
04:13:17:20	04:13:27:19	Chris [TBD]	So, we have the three choices The port the library and the church or the city center
04:13:23:02	04:13:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	or the public square
04:13:23:15	04:13:32:03	Jesse [GM]	yes yeah and there’s the there’s the city center here so you’re on the other side here yep library city center church
04:13:30:12	04:13:32:08	Chris [TBD]	What can we find in the city centre?
04:13:33:04	04:13:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	market it’s the market is where we can buy emeralds uh
04:13:35:10	04:13:36:18	Chris [TBD]	Mark it emeralds
04:13:36:14	04:13:41:29	Jesse [GM]	yeah there’s things that you can buy there there’s a lot of merchants craftsmen things like
04:13:37:15	04:13:40:11	Brin [Basil]	Speaking of which, what was in the purse?
04:13:41:15	04:13:42:22	Chris [TBD]	400 gold.
04:13:41:20	04:13:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	it was 400 gold but like i mean we could buy emerald that was it yeah
04:13:45:24	04:13:46:26	Brin [Basil]	That was it?
04:13:47:26	04:13:49:07	Chris [TBD]	So it’s the down payment.
04:13:50:19	04:13:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t really make a dent in what we have so it’s Yeah, it’s kind of sad. You would think Lashara would have more money.
04:13:52:22	04:13:54:20	Brin [Basil]	Really doesn’t… I’m disappointed.
04:13:54:05	04:13:56:17	Chris [TBD]	The port does intrigue me too.
04:13:57:11	04:13:58:15	Brin [Basil]	Let’s skip church!
04:14:00:01	04:14:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	Was she expecting us to donate all this to the church?
04:14:01:11	04:14:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s probably the most member thing we could do, is skip church.
04:14:06:23	04:14:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	I am a serious question. If you donate a lot of money to the Church do you get brought into the fold faster?
04:14:16:18	04:14:20:05	Steve [Nortle]	Pay to play in heaven?
04:14:17:29	04:14:27:04	Jesse [GM]	very good questions um not quite one thing that la shara did explain to you somewhere in this
04:14:20:08	04:14:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	Indulgences possibly.
04:14:27:04	04:14:33:11	Jesse [GM]	jumbled mess maybe was that uh the church it won’t necessarily consider more tithing
04:14:33:11	04:14:40:29	Jesse [GM]	as a sign of devotion but it does take converts very seriously if you were to convert people
04:14:40:29	04:14:46:11	Jesse [GM]	quantity or quality the church takes that into account when you go to enter uh the temple
04:14:47:28	04:14:54:00	Brin [Basil]	idea no let’s have one of us convert the rest of us.
04:14:48:04	04:14:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s buy converts.
04:14:52:29	04:15:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	the other of us yeah and then no it’s it’s just like social media campaign right like yeah there’s plenty of people in the comments we could pay literally five gold
04:14:57:03	04:14:58:25	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good idea. Yeah!
04:14:57:07	04:14:58:08	Brin [Basil]	What do you think?
04:15:00:16	04:15:00:28	Jesse [GM]	followers
04:15:01:23	04:15:08:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because they’re starving and almost dead.
04:15:04:09	04:15:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	pieces and they will convert for us like i’m not kidding
04:15:08:17	04:15:10:16	Dave [Xeros]	and like half their city is destroyed
04:15:10:20	04:15:11:21	Steve [Nortle]	Because of us!
04:15:11:25	04:15:12:12	Brin [Basil]	Right
04:15:12:13	04:15:14:10	Chris [TBD]	What did we do?
04:15:14:04	04:15:16:02	Steve [Nortle]	You didn’t even fit through the window.
04:15:15:25	04:15:17:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Remember?
04:15:15:28	04:15:18:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, that was just one block.
04:15:19:15	04:15:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	And then the… Yeah, okay. That’s small.
04:15:20:03	04:15:21:29	Steve [Nortle]	For us that’s pretty small.
04:15:21:19	04:15:25:01	Brin [Basil]	One block, aka the foundation at that building
04:15:24:09	04:15:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s okay.
04:15:27:11	04:15:31:04	Chris [TBD]	The port sounds very intriguing. I’d like to do some investigating.
04:15:30:18	04:15:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	We should definitely find out what’s going on with Nazara.
04:15:32:07	04:15:35:15	Chris [TBD]	And the city center seems like an interesting place to go.
04:15:33:28	04:15:35:22	Brin [Basil]	Let’s see if Nortle really floats
04:15:36:02	04:15:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	I do, I do.
04:15:37:11	04:15:43:29	Jesse [GM]	you depart the church services are morning only it’s 11 o ‘clock
04:15:37:19	04:15:38:03	Brin [Basil]	he does
04:15:43:08	04:15:52:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay, and it is on the way there morning.
04:15:43:20	04:15:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	M-O-U-R
04:15:44:26	04:15:55:29	Jesse [GM]	yep they are m -o -r and yeah uh there is
04:15:48:11	04:15:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	okay. I thought they were just sad because people died.
04:15:51:25	04:15:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	Or because
04:15:53:01	04:16:04:27	Brin [Basil]	or because we destroyed their houses great to the church we go
04:15:53:26	04:15:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that too.
04:15:55:29	04:16:02:28	Jesse [GM]	some sadness there for the church Yes. But their services are in the morning, so if you’re going to attend it’s likely to go to one of those sooner than later.
04:16:03:17	04:16:07:05	Chris [TBD]	Lashara did say that was something we had to do and it’s on the away
04:16:07:11	04:16:07:24	Steve [Nortle]	they do
04:16:09:08	04:16:13:28	Steve [Nortle]	mid-week meetings? Maybe just for the youth?
04:16:13:24	04:16:14:21	Chris [TBD]	Wednesdays nights
04:16:14:08	04:16:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think you were. Were you here for the, it’s pressing because it’s the sacred day and we need to get there as quick as possible?
04:16:15:00	04:16:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we could…
04:16:17:29	04:16:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I was
04:16:20:27	04:16:22:06	Steve [Nortle]	I know, but
04:16:23:07	04:16:24:02	Jesse [GM]	services though.
04:16:25:00	04:16:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve heard that there’s additional services yet. It’s just not as good to
04:16:27:07	04:16:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah. The youth services in the middle of the week.
04:16:27:24	04:16:29:02	Jesse [GM]	They’re different though.
04:16:31:27	04:16:32:24	Jesse [GM]	Something like that.
04:16:33:08	04:16:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	service the youth.
04:16:36:11	04:16:44:21	Chris [TBD]	Listen, the… According to the map The church is on the way To the port We should probably just For convenience
04:16:41:11	04:16:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s how many people can we buy to convert with us along the way?
04:16:45:10	04:16:45:27	Jesse [GM]	Okay?
04:16:47:08	04:16:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I guess if we have to get there before service ends We don’t have time to purchase anyone
04:16:53:19	04:16:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	But not if we were going to buy them in bulk In the commons
04:16:58:16	04:17:06:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like The Costco logic Do we have this two weeks? What?
04:16:58:29	04:16:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	we
04:17:06:08	04:17:11:00	Jesse [GM]	So you kind of have like until the end of this week, it’s
04:17:06:19	04:17:15:09	Brin [Basil]	that’s eight hours it’s fine I’m prepared yes
04:17:12:17	04:17:13:18	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t understand
04:17:14:20	04:17:16:24	Steve [Nortle]	We were just making eye contact the whole time
04:17:15:09	04:17:25:01	Brin [Basil]	I was oh my gosh
04:17:17:20	04:17:20:27	Jesse [GM]	like that so you have a few days to go to class investigate
04:17:20:03	04:17:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s have a staring contest
04:17:22:29	04:17:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	to service guys i can’t believe i’m saying this
04:17:25:01	04:17:41:08	Brin [Basil]	i’m gonna do that in a bar oh my
04:17:28:08	04:17:33:14	Jesse [GM]	So one more thing you should know about these service
04:17:33:14	04:17:40:22	Jesse [GM]	so there is sort of a uh conversion mechanic if you attempt to proselyte okay yes
04:17:41:08	04:17:41:19	Brin [Basil]	gosh
04:17:41:11	04:17:49:14	Jesse [GM]	so you’re in new old right now this general area like the commons included most of the people that
04:17:42:07	04:17:43:03	Chris [TBD]	Is that you?
04:17:47:03	04:17:49:03	Chris [TBD]	I wonder if that’s Sarah.
04:17:49:14	04:18:00:09	Jesse [GM]	you’re going to run into here who are not members are pretty distrustful of the church or anti like that’s predominantly the crowd you’re running into so if you’re gonna try and
04:18:00:09	04:18:11:09	Jesse [GM]	proselyte and teach them, you’re going to have to roll something pretty high I think it should be. Right? Does that make sense? Okay. Yeah
04:18:05:09	04:18:06:00	Dave [Xeros]	a religion check
04:18:08:25	04:18:09:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
04:18:09:00	04:18:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	Sure. Yeah?
04:18:09:08	04:18:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	There goes
04:18:12:08	04:18:22:24	Jesse [GM]	But you’ll have to roll pretty high There are a few scattered throughout the state They’re just not as common but there are some who are apathetic to the church
04:18:22:24	04:18:25:25	Jesse [GM]	they kind of reside around our normal like 15
04:18:27:09	04:18:28:10	Dave [Xeros]	So they’re Catholic.
04:18:28:24	04:18:35:16	Jesse [GM]	So they’re Catholic Yes. They only attend two times a year that’s right come back
04:18:30:05	04:18:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:18:33:10	04:18:34:04	Steve [Nortle]	our one viewer
04:18:33:29	04:18:36:19	Chris [TBD]	Once again, shots fired.
04:18:36:29	04:18:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	Then again I keep saying that I have a Pope hat So I don’ t know that We’re necessarily, like, the most sensitive group. Yeah.
04:18:42:04	04:19:01:05	Brin [Basil]	yeah that ship has sailed which is
04:18:46:19	04:18:54:03	Jesse [GM]	and then there are some people, a very select few who are open to hearing the church’s message they’re a little bit easier to prefer
04:18:54:03	04:18:58:11	Dave [Xeros]	We’re looking for quantity over quality at this point or is there like a sliding scale?
04:18:58:24	04:18:59:28	Jesse [GM]	it depends
04:19:01:05	04:19:12:24	Brin [Basil]	pretty common okay but this is easy to fake so we just need you
04:19:02:28	04:19:08:09	Jesse [GM]	the church will probably consider quality over quantity
04:19:07:28	04:19:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right so we want the
04:19:09:19	04:19:12:25	Chris [TBD]	We want the one golden…
04:19:12:24	04:19:20:18	Brin [Basil]	to pretend like you’re devout and then convert us and we will become the quality that the church is looking for.
04:19:16:25	04:19:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	look at me i am an angel right now this is exactly what they’re looking for
04:19:20:05	04:19:23:10	Chris [TBD]	That’s a good quick solution. I like it.
04:19:20:12	04:19:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	They like t-shirts?
04:19:22:10	04:19:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	i have true sight i’m seeing something completely different yeah um okay no it’s because
04:19:23:05	04:19:28:15	Jesse [GM]	you’re dark you’re you’re oh that’s right you’re seeing something very
04:19:30:09	04:19:33:18	Chris [TBD]	You always have true ciders because of what you drink. Right.
04:19:34:20	04:19:39:24	Dave [Xeros]	that’s why i said hey guys look you guys you did it too it’s amazing we all change
04:19:38:08	04:19:49:12	Jesse [GM]	okay cool so that’s all you need to know that’s that’s old i’m not going to say anything more about lore in this entire session or
04:19:39:24	04:19:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	we look amazing yeah okay no
04:19:40:26	04:19:42:03	Chris [TBD]	We do look amazing.
04:19:48:15	04:19:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	no no we we need it i so if we go to the market and we like
04:19:50:13	04:19:52:15	Chris [TBD]	Don’t make any promises that you can’t keep.
04:19:55:15	04:20:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	we stage like maybe a concert in the name of prophet idios to like gather the people together
04:20:02:16	04:20:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	maybe we can start selecting them right would that work but we have to get to had to have to
04:20:05:20	04:20:08:18	Jesse [GM]	sure yeah yeah you could you could attempt
04:20:09:01	04:20:16:23	Dave [Xeros]	give the service right they have to bring the convert to the service with us or well
04:20:10:20	04:20:13:17	Jesse [GM]	you do have to get the service it’s probably a good idea
04:20:14:28	04:20:18:01	Jesse [GM]	there could be non-members at the service
04:20:20:13	04:20:27:11	Chris [TBD]	Okay, let’s do it. I like it. I like Basil’s idea, I like that idea.
04:20:26:21	04:20:29:28	Jesse [GM]	to church dang i wish we could play that song
04:20:29:28	04:20:31:07	Chris [TBD]	Take me to church!
04:20:30:12	04:20:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	i know okay so who’s gonna be the first one in and then whose subsequent conversion after that
04:20:39:07	04:20:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	who’s going to convert first okay all right basil does it well flirt to convert
04:20:40:07	04:20:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	no school
04:20:44:13	04:20:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	there we go don’t don’t go with you don’t
04:20:46:12	04:20:48:23	Brin [Basil]	And then I button it back up
04:20:47:22	04:20:48:26	Chris [TBD]	flip it back up.
04:20:48:18	04:20:49:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:20:48:18	04:20:49:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:20:50:12	04:20:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	don’t go
04:20:52:19	04:20:52:29	Chris [TBD]	Whoops!
04:20:53:26	04:20:57:06	Jesse [GM]	your ears and cinch it shut whoa wow that girl
04:20:54:15	04:20:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	go with your natural put off the
04:20:54:16	04:21:30:05	Brin [Basil]	converted where’s the nunnery let’s go they
04:21:00:26	04:21:08:16	Jesse [GM]	okay so the shrine is just a few blocks away from where you currently are not that difficult
04:21:08:16	04:21:19:21	Jesse [GM]	to find uh and when you arrive um it’s very think like very classic kind of gothic architecture
04:21:19:21	04:21:31:02	Jesse [GM]	with the building but it’s just much brighter it’s not dark broody old thing i just non-notre dame it’s like new notre dame if we saw after they cleaned it it’s
04:21:25:24	04:21:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	Notre Dame that’s more like crystal cathedral got
04:21:30:05	04:21:33:23	Brin [Basil]	did some pressure washing
04:21:31:02	04:21:36:21	Jesse [GM]	white inside now as opposed to like yep exactly yeah so it is uh
04:21:36:01	04:21:45:04	Brin [Basil]	Sistine Chapel okay
04:21:38:01	04:21:42:23	Jesse [GM]	it is cologne essentially okay yep white and silver
04:21:39:09	04:21:40:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh! White and gold.
04:21:42:12	04:21:45:26	Dave [Xeros]	sight do I see any of the dirty undertones or is it actually
04:21:43:04	04:21:44:04	Chris [TBD]	White and silver.
04:21:45:26	04:21:47:24	Jesse [GM]	it’s actually really pretty
04:21:48:07	04:21:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like Anor Londo That was a Dark Souls reference
04:21:51:16	04:21:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	touch the walls.
04:21:55:04	04:21:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just Like my shell
04:21:57:09	04:22:05:29	Brin [Basil]	think a great thing for your conversion a conversion process listen you change your gold tattoos to silver to match
04:21:57:20	04:21:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	Ew! Ew!
04:22:02:26	04:22:10:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah you can rub that part too
04:22:11:02	04:22:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	Ew!
04:22:12:27	04:22:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	Silva? Okay. It all looks white to me.
04:22:15:27	04:22:24:14	Brin [Basil]	true conversion okay but how are we gonna do this when
04:22:19:10	04:22:22:05	Jesse [GM]	okay cool so are you guys going to walk in open the door
04:22:21:15	04:22:22:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah
04:22:23:29	04:22:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna push the door like really dramatically well
04:22:24:14	04:22:30:12	Brin [Basil]	you would come in like Aragon and Lord of the Rings
04:22:27:26	04:22:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	We need to…
04:22:29:00	04:22:29:04	Jesse [GM]	gonna
04:22:29:27	04:22:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah yeah just that’s the yeah just push it all the way open no subtlety
04:22:36:09	04:22:45:08	Chris [TBD]	before we all go in let’s stagger our entrances yeah, let’s stagger the entrance so you two going first
04:22:41:11	04:22:42:18	Dave [Xeros]	each other as we come in.
04:22:44:28	04:22:46:02	Jesse [GM]	Convert each other.
04:22:47:08	04:22:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like this is not how the mechanic works
04:22:47:10	04:22:51:11	Chris [TBD]	Basil and Eros are going in first
04:22:51:05	04:22:53:07	Jesse [GM]	You can try.
04:22:51:15	04:22:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	together? Okay I’ll get the right door you get the left
04:22:51:29	04:22:53:08	Brin [Basil]	okay
04:22:55:20	04:22:59:15	Brin [Basil]	one two three shit
04:22:58:18	04:23:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	Wait! Oh and go or you push one door open I’m like oh shit
04:23:02:03	04:23:04:01	Chris [TBD]	on three on go
04:23:05:11	04:23:06:11	Brin [Basil]	great
04:23:10:02	04:23:12:17	Brin [Basil]	they’re not gonna believe us now
04:23:10:15	04:23:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry about that Bless Famous We Repent
04:23:14:02	04:23:17:21	Jesse [GM]	You open the door and there’s a
04:23:19:11	04:23:30:08	Jesse [GM]	patron standing inside, a greeter of sorts at the door. He hears some of your language as you come in and um he looks at you and goes we’re so we’re
04:23:21:00	04:23:31:21	Brin [Basil]	we are
04:23:31:21	04:23:42:07	Brin [Basil]	looking for the confession booth my friend here
04:23:32:23	04:23:42:08	Chris [TBD]	my friend here
04:23:32:29	04:23:41:00	Jesse [GM]	oh well the confession booth will open right after the service it’s mid-service right now
04:23:33:08	04:23:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	Can I join the Patreon page
04:23:42:07	04:23:45:00	Brin [Basil]	he’s been investigating sorry
04:23:44:21	04:23:47:10	Jesse [GM]	the service is happening right now
04:23:47:23	04:23:49:14	Brin [Basil]	is there wafers?
04:23:51:01	04:23:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the hideous wafers
04:23:52:12	04:23:54:27	Jesse [GM]	are you referring to the
04:23:55:02	04:23:56:02	Brin [Basil]	The sacrament
04:23:55:26	04:23:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, the confessional
04:23:57:13	04:24:07:11	Brin [Basil]	is there extra every week
04:23:59:21	04:24:03:23	Jesse [GM]	it’s already occurred i’m sorry you missed the yes
04:24:02:00	04:24:06:05	Dave [Xeros]	oh, that’s right it happens like in the first 15 minutes and if you don’t get here
04:24:05:01	04:24:13:14	Jesse [GM]	i’m so sorry it’s all right as it’s happened but you’re here for their teachings and service to hear our speakers
04:24:07:11	04:24:17:01	Brin [Basil]	i miss it every week right i
04:24:13:14	04:24:17:24	Jesse [GM]	uh which are up there at the podium now have you attended our services before
04:24:13:15	04:24:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	of course we are
04:24:17:01	04:24:27:28	Brin [Basil]	have not i haven’t i he has shown interest and he invited me
04:24:20:29	04:24:22:03	Jesse [GM]	okay
04:24:27:28	04:24:38:16	Brin [Basil]	so i i came i came to just check it out i’m investigating dating. I didn’t mean to close my eyes. Shit!
04:24:28:05	04:24:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	yes
04:24:38:16	04:24:48:26	Brin [Basil]	That is, yeah back when I was younger.
04:24:39:19	04:24:41:16	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:24:42:02	04:24:43:12	Jesse [GM]	don’t judge we don’T judge
04:24:50:00	04:24:57:17	Chris [TBD]	At this point, TBD is going to walk in and just kind of make my way around him go sit in one of the back pews.
04:24:59:29	04:25:09:24	Jesse [GM]	going to leave you guys you can decide where you want to go but he’s gotta follow you say welcome welcome brother welcome welcome he’s like down he’s Like Down By Your Knees or something I don’t know yet
04:25:00:23	04:25:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, what do you want to sit?
04:25:07:05	04:25:12:10	Brin [Basil]	Messed that up. Should we go?
04:25:07:27	04:25:14:12	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. What is he? Is he a halfling then? He’s like down by my kneecaps.
04:25:14:15	04:25:15:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:25:19:11	04:25:20:23	Brin [Basil]	did something so bad. I gotta
04:25:20:23	04:25:43:02	Brin [Basil]	go to that confession booth right now oh that
04:25:21:18	04:25:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	He conferred it for protection.
04:25:22:04	04:25:29:24	Jesse [GM]	okay he runs back to the two of you since you haven’t left yet um and he says uh well whether
04:25:29:24	04:25:40:12	Jesse [GM]	have or haven’t been your services before today just so you know is our nope today is
04:25:36:27	04:25:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	Lower dump.
04:25:40:12	04:25:42:01	Jesse [GM]	It’s our day of sacrifice and declaration.
04:25:41:28	04:25:44:27	Chris [TBD]	Whoa, that’s intense.
04:25:43:02	04:26:00:01	Brin [Basil]	sounds intense i may
04:25:45:29	04:25:53:02	Jesse [GM]	So typically what this looks like is just about any person can go up to the pulpit today and share the things that they believe.
04:25:54:20	04:25:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	open mic night
04:25:55:18	04:26:01:05	Jesse [GM]	So you’ll hear from, I know it’s a very different format for most other churches maybe.
04:26:00:01	04:26:01:09	Brin [Basil]	be awake for this
04:26:01:05	04:26:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m already starting to walk up towards the pew pulpit area
04:26:07:08	04:26:09:09	Steve [Nortle]	wait what’s the name of the day again
04:26:07:17	04:26:17:29	Brin [Basil]	arrows arrows wait and I’m gonna go sit by TBD
04:26:12:10	04:26:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	I look like an angel.
04:26:12:27	04:26:16:22	Jesse [GM]	and he’s he lets you go yeah he’s like so proud that
04:26:18:23	04:26:19:12	Jesse [GM]	you inside
04:26:20:10	04:26:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve been adjusting my pope hat to put it in like the least offensive
04:26:24:23	04:26:26:20	Brin [Basil]	and cleaning it. He’s, like, buffing
04:26:26:20	04:26:44:23	Brin [Basil]	it? The best
04:26:27:27	04:26:30:19	Steve [Nortle]	angle that I can guess at.
04:26:30:08	04:26:32:02	Jesse [GM]	yes oh this is a good
04:26:32:00	04:26:32:23	Steve [Nortle]	And then…
04:26:32:08	04:26:37:23	Chris [TBD]	It’s backwards, and it still has the strap on its back.
04:26:37:12	04:26:38:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:26:38:16	04:26:41:10	Steve [Nortle]	And I come in with, I don’t have
04:26:40:28	04:26:42:20	Dave [Xeros]	Snap back miter!
04:26:42:25	04:26:44:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:26:43:04	04:26:43:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:26:44:23	04:26:47:08	Brin [Basil]	thing I’ve ever heard of him before. We did!
04:26:45:03	04:26:46:02	Jesse [GM]	I thought we
04:26:46:12	04:26:47:26	Chris [TBD]	We did! We did.
04:26:47:00	04:26:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	We did a long time ago. The fact that he’s putting it in reverse now
04:26:49:01	04:26:50:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a good, it’s a high quality
04:26:49:05	04:26:56:18	Chris [TBD]	We did reverse snap. It’s got the hole in the back and everything.
04:26:49:15	04:26:50:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh, so good.
04:26:51:24	04:26:52:21	Steve [Nortle]	Reverse now
04:26:56:06	04:26:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	Gotta make sure that I’m not being offensive
04:26:59:02	04:27:00:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I think that’s way worse.
04:26:59:29	04:27:03:17	Brin [Basil]	That is the most offensive way you could possibly ever do it.
04:27:02:25	04:27:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah but I don’nt know that Nortle would
04:27:04:27	04:27:07:01	Brin [Basil]	He’s gonna leave it on during the prayers too.
04:27:06:28	04:27:08:11	Chris [TBD]	You could just take it off.
04:27:09:00	04:27:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	I would assume that’s even more insulting Like, I’m wearing a holy thing. And actually while I keep it on
04:27:16:22	04:27:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	It gives me proficiency in religious roles So I’m actually going to keep this sucker On
04:27:23:15	04:27:24:17	Jesse [GM]	my goodness
04:27:24:10	04:27:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’re up after me. Come sit in the pew like behind me
04:27:27:05	04:27:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah So I wander in I try to
04:27:29:16	04:27:32:17	Jesse [GM]	the greeter is a little stunned that you have
04:27:33:09	04:27:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	Well and I just I’m like whistling
04:27:40:02	04:27:41:26	Jesse [GM]	please no whistling the service has begun
04:27:41:20	04:27:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh sorry I was trying to be
04:27:43:20	04:27:45:29	Jesse [GM]	please just quiet and they’re speaking you know
04:27:46:13	04:27:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’M SORRY
04:27:52:00	04:27:53:13	Jesse [GM]	clothing upon your head
04:27:54:04	04:27:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	In the clouds
04:27:56:23	04:27:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	it In the place High above
04:28:00:22	04:28:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	Place Beyond the clouds
04:28:05:01	04:28:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	It was a beautiful place.
04:28:08:12	04:28:11:08	Jesse [GM]	so he’s going to assume that you’re a little like delusional
04:28:11:03	04:28:14:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m so sorry. That’s my mentally ill brother. Come sit-
04:28:18:16	04:28:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	Basil!
04:28:19:26	04:28:21:08	Jesse [GM]	people turn around
04:28:20:16	04:28:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, sorry.
04:28:25:22	04:28:27:05	Jesse [GM]	as you guys
04:28:26:22	04:28:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	I go on the wrong side of the pew so I have to step over everybody else. Sorry. My shell keeps like bumping into them always hitting the pew
04:28:38:08	04:28:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	with every step
04:28:41:20	04:28:51:01	Jesse [GM]	there is uh as you’re on your way into the pew there is a child with a lot of like cheerios essentially
04:28:50:15	04:28:51:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:28:55:28	04:28:57:18	Jesse [GM]	nordal’s interested in these but they’ve already
04:28:57:26	04:29:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean if they’re plain Cheerios yeah but if they are those honey nut Cheerios that’s too spicy for him
04:29:07:01	04:29:17:12	Jesse [GM]	they’re playing he’s pretty young yeah the noise is perfect oh okay
04:29:07:11	04:29:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
04:29:10:26	04:29:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	to spend the big bucks on the honey nut yet quite yet
04:29:11:09	04:29:12:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:29:15:14	04:29:16:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:29:17:20	04:29:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	grabs a three-fingered handful
04:29:20:27	04:29:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	Three-finger discount?
04:29:24:13	04:29:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	I see that, and I tap the kid on their shoulder and be like, hey look kid, a distraction! And then…
04:29:30:25	04:29:32:01	Chris [TBD]	Look, an elephant.
04:29:31:00	04:29:33:21	Steve [Nortle]	And I grab at five of them.
04:29:34:26	04:29:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s…
04:29:36:16	04:29:38:22	Steve [Nortle]	No, that was just the quantity I’m going to go for.
04:29:38:14	04:29:39:10	Jesse [GM]	roll for slight of hand
04:29:43:06	04:29:47:16	Brin [Basil]	Can you please knock over the container and like spill them all over the floor?
04:29:43:15	04:29:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	Nine.
04:29:49:02	04:29:59:06	Jesse [GM]	you reach for the curios this kid doesn’t even turn around just his hand latches out grabs your wrist right he knows he’s very aware of these cheerios
04:29:50:29	04:29:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	I just want five of those.
04:29:58:29	04:30:03:09	Steve [Nortle]	You could be a monk, and I pat him on the head And then retreat
04:29:58:29	04:29:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	the first time
04:30:03:09	04:30:04:14	Chris [TBD]	You could be a monkey?
04:30:06:14	04:30:06:24	Jesse [GM]	we’ll
04:30:10:29	04:30:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	With a hand! I didn’t expect a hand
04:30:15:11	04:30:17:02	Brin [Basil]	No, no. Spit on him!
04:30:15:20	04:30:16:09	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
04:30:18:03	04:30:25:17	Brin [Basil]	He gets rid of the evil spirits. My grandma used to spit
04:30:20:12	04:30:26:12	Jesse [GM]	hand away and he like brings his bag of goodies he just like conceals it in his chest yep and
04:30:25:29	04:30:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	was probably The right thing to do
04:30:26:12	04:30:32:13	Jesse [GM]	he’s giving you the evil stare down you know when those babies like look at you in the row in front
04:30:29:12	04:30:32:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah The baby look
04:30:32:13	04:30:39:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah that’s kind of what you’re getting now as you go to sit down so okay so as you guys wander
04:30:33:25	04:30:35:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, just stare down.
04:30:35:29	04:30:47:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay alright Oh wait day of sacrifice in what? Declaration Sorry go ahead
04:30:37:02	04:30:38:28	Chris [TBD]	Ask him if he knows Falclaw.
04:30:48:27	04:30:58:05	Chris [TBD]	Minecraft It’s a P on me
04:30:51:04	04:30:57:04	Jesse [GM]	it used to be called fast and testimony but they’ve they’ve rebranded a little bit so it’s
04:30:57:04	04:31:04:22	Jesse [GM]	day of yep um so as you’re making your way to your seats there is a member up at the uh
04:30:57:17	04:31:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	piamu sacrifice and declaration sure podium Yeah.
04:31:04:22	04:31:12:24	Jesse [GM]	uh podium podium that’s the right word okay um there’s a speaker up there and
04:31:14:05	04:31:25:13	Jesse [GM]	she is um we’ll say it’s uh we’ll see it’s like a youth like a young girl up there she looks like she’s like half elven
04:31:25:13	04:31:31:18	Jesse [GM]	and she’s up thereand she kind of has some tears in her eyes and she starts saying
04:31:36:02	04:31:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	Is her name Sydney
04:31:37:29	04:31:40:20	Jesse [GM]	I do this to myself why this is a thing
04:31:40:10	04:31:41:14	Brin [Basil]	I can’t wait
04:31:41:08	04:31:42:06	Dave [Xeros]	Hello, Cindy.
04:31:42:17	04:31:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	Hello Hi A Russian study took away my credit card.
04:31:48:18	04:31:52:06	Jesse [GM]	Sydney is not here
04:31:54:02	04:31:55:28	Jesse [GM]	She definitely skipped her
04:31:56:18	04:31:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:31:58:05	04:31:58:11	Jesse [GM]	Here
04:31:59:14	04:32:11:06	Jesse [GM]	So She’s up there And with tears welling in her eyes She’s just saying It was just This last week when I was reading some of the parables
04:32:11:06	04:32:18:13	Jesse [GM]	of our great teachers. And I came upon one of the most profound parables, in my opinion,
04:32:19:18	04:32:23:29	Jesse [GM]	which is the story of The Hare and the Tortoise.
04:32:27:24	04:32:28:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:32:28:18	04:32:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	Pull out the maraca.
04:32:29:28	04:32:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Praise Zidius.
04:32:30:13	04:32:50:05	Brin [Basil]	I stand up an
04:32:34:05	04:32:39:01	Jesse [GM]	while I was studying this parable that so often we get caught up
04:32:40:22	04:32:44:16	Jesse [GM]	and the rush, and we try to be the hare. But that is the greatest sin
04:32:44:15	04:32:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	Praise Zidis.
04:32:44:20	04:32:48:02	Chris [TBD]	Oh my god
04:32:45:28	04:32:52:28	Jesse [GM]	occur. The truth is the truth is that we all need to be the tortoise.
04:32:50:05	04:32:57:11	Brin [Basil]	elf is gonna die today glowing
04:32:53:03	04:32:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	What color are your eyelids turning at this point?
04:32:56:08	04:32:58:02	Jesse [GM]	slow and steady
04:32:56:09	04:33:06:18	Chris [TBD]	Slow and steady builds the faith.
04:33:00:06	04:33:04:03	Jesse [GM]	wins wins them all wins wins all
04:33:07:03	04:33:08:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s startled me.
04:33:08:27	04:33:12:14	Jesse [GM]	pray saloon a And then everybody says praise in the congregation it’s kind of
04:33:11:26	04:33:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	Praise.
04:33:13:06	04:33:15:09	Chris [TBD]	And I’m like a praise.
04:33:15:06	04:33:21:21	Brin [Basil]	the midst of that you hear boo who said
04:33:17:28	04:33:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	Praise.
04:33:21:17	04:33:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	Preach.
04:33:22:06	04:33:28:11	Chris [TBD]	If they ask for any opposition by the raise of hand, you’ll be sure to raise it.
04:33:24:27	04:33:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	Raise!
04:33:28:08	04:33:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Do they do that after every declaration?
04:33:31:26	04:33:32:21	Brin [Basil]	I go up next?
04:33:32:26	04:33:44:10	Jesse [GM]	say praise no not as uh not after someone’s uh declaration
04:33:33:09	04:33:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. Like, they ask for… the congregation to like oppose or okay oh okay
04:33:38:02	04:33:38:20	Chris [TBD]	Oppose?
04:33:44:10	04:33:51:21	Jesse [GM]	there is there is an older
04:33:44:23	04:33:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s just it’s her point of view i guess
04:33:46:26	04:33:48:02	Chris [TBD]	are there any opposed
04:33:47:29	04:33:48:29	Brin [Basil]	Can I go next?
04:33:51:21	04:34:03:15	Jesse [GM]	um are there okay are there dragonborn in our was was one of them okay i didn’t know if it ended with hailey’s thing if that was like the last one uh okay so
04:33:57:10	04:34:04:12	Chris [TBD]	that was just her clan
04:34:04:12	04:34:13:26	Jesse [GM]	there’s an older appearing relatively harmless harmless dragonborn woman making her way to
04:34:13:22	04:34:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	was already on my way you’re pretty
04:34:13:26	04:34:19:28	Jesse [GM]	the podium but she’s moving pretty slow so if you yeah if you want to try it you
04:34:20:24	04:34:23:12	Chris [TBD]	you better beat her man she’s gonna be up there forever
04:34:25:20	04:34:28:13	Jesse [GM]	the young children in the war in the congregation
04:34:26:23	04:34:30:11	Brin [Basil]	Can I jump you’re going to race me
04:34:29:17	04:34:32:17	Chris [TBD]	about that vacation her and her husband went on the last
04:34:31:15	04:34:41:12	Brin [Basil]	do you realize how far I can jump I could literally jump from the pew to the podium, but I can
04:34:35:17	04:34:38:15	Jesse [GM]	so are you going to just roll off for racing
04:34:36:02	04:34:44:24	Dave [Xeros]	know i i i’m like i’m probably like 15 feet ahead of me like you see okay how far is the pulpit away from us
04:34:41:12	04:34:43:17	Brin [Basil]	jump sixty one
04:34:44:14	04:34:47:12	Jesse [GM]	we’ll say you’re only about 40 feet away
04:34:47:15	04:34:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay so you can get it one one jump okay so what’s our what’s our contested roll off who gets there first
04:34:50:02	04:34:57:15	Brin [Basil]	hop doing just whoever rolls
04:34:55:11	04:34:55:28	Jesse [GM]	uh
04:34:57:15	04:35:05:15	Brin [Basil]	higher with fantastic.
04:34:58:07	04:35:02:19	Jesse [GM]	you can either roll off or this could be like an acrobatics check
04:35:03:01	04:35:14:03	Chris [TBD]	While they’re doing this, I just want to kind of observe what I’m seeing. Like, I wanted to see if I notice anything off!
04:35:05:15	04:35:11:13	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take acrobatics any day. Are you ready?
04:35:11:13	04:35:32:21	Brin [Basil]	16, please.
04:35:12:10	04:35:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just looking on the ground to see if any Cheerios went loose.
04:35:14:03	04:35:23:10	Chris [TBD]	There it is!
04:35:20:11	04:35:21:27	Jesse [GM]	wait wait wait wait wait wait
04:35:24:27	04:35:26:26	Jesse [GM]	what’s happening here what’s going on
04:35:26:10	04:35:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	and i give advantage to me
04:35:31:08	04:35:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah she tried to roll like this silvery barbs it’s just I use it against a roll. It doesn’t have to be a roll-off.
04:35:32:21	04:35:50:00	Brin [Basil]	Do
04:35:38:23	04:35:47:10	Chris [TBD]	Gotta look at the rules to this thing apparently according to him it is I’m not convinced.
04:35:41:23	04:35:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	Here we go
04:35:44:02	04:35:47:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it is. It is a reaction to anything. Here we go.
04:35:48:28	04:35:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	One reaction which you take when a creature you can see is within 60 feet of myself
04:35:50:00	04:35:57:06	Brin [Basil]	you know how many videos there are about silvery barbs on TikTok? I set it near my phone and
04:35:52:00	04:35:52:23	Chris [TBD]	A lot.
04:36:00:01	04:36:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	if they succeed on an attack roll or an ability check or a saving throw. That was an ability check.
04:36:05:21	04:36:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	I may magically distract the triggered creature.
04:36:10:03	04:36:13:23	Jesse [GM]	all right i’m sorry this time it appears that uh
04:36:13:08	04:36:15:15	Brin [Basil]	time it appears that you are not a good DM.
04:36:14:06	04:36:20:10	Chris [TBD]	You get a re-roll you just have to roll at disadvantage
04:36:16:19	04:36:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	Praise Idios.
04:36:19:23	04:36:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	The triggering creature must re-roll the d20 and use the lower roll if they magically distract the triggering creature turn its momentary uncertainty into encouragement of another creature i’m encouraging myself
04:36:23:09	04:36:24:04	Chris [TBD]	disadvantage
04:36:27:08	04:36:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	So what ability are you rolling against?
04:36:30:01	04:36:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	the triggering creature must re-roll the d 20 and use The Lower Roll you can then choose a
04:36:38:21	04:36:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	Are you both up with it? Okay.
04:36:39:17	04:36:40:00	Brin [Basil]	Acrobatics.
04:36:42:04	04:36:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	will if we nine plus whatever the rest of my acrobaric skills that’s not bad yeah did 14
04:36:42:07	04:36:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	So your high was a nine plus five.
04:36:52:24	04:37:00:23	Brin [Basil]	What did she get? so mine is 16. So I reroll and I take the lower well 16 is the
04:36:53:12	04:37:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	14 you have to reroll yet to take the well fine you literally like slide in right
04:37:05:12	04:37:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	in front of me we’ve been converted yeah there’s
04:37:06:05	04:37:17:00	Jesse [GM]	Let’s say that your bull sprinting to the front. It’s obvious there’s no reverence in this action, right? You make it to the stand.
04:37:07:19	04:37:08:13	Brin [Basil]	rage
04:37:13:21	04:37:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	Body checks.
04:37:16:11	04:37:23:15	Brin [Basil]	yeah yep oh yeah 100 % I stand up on my
04:37:17:03	04:37:18:18	Jesse [GM]	You’re approaching the microphone.
04:37:23:15	04:37:32:00	Brin [Basil]	pew and jump over can i elbow him in
04:37:25:29	04:37:34:15	Jesse [GM]	So just as he’s about to reach the podium, yeah, you hit him. You impact him.
04:37:32:00	04:37:39:10	Brin [Basil]	the ribs. If you, if you mess up my fur I’m gonna be so mad
04:37:32:29	04:37:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	grab your ears okay so
04:37:34:15	04:37:44:04	Jesse [GM]	i’m gonna say because basil one uh you go over the first pew up on the stand
04:37:39:10	04:37:49:29	Brin [Basil]	and I use him as
04:37:47:03	04:37:50:03	Dave [Xeros]	i’ve fallen down below like people can’t see me
04:37:49:29	04:38:02:11	Brin [Basil]	steps can i use some of steps oh hello
04:37:51:10	04:38:00:15	Jesse [GM]	like behind like the bishopric wherever they will be seated you’ve gone you’re you’re up on The Stand yeah she just kind of threw you behind there and now you’re
04:37:53:29	04:38:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay all right i tripped as i fall down i’m like oh god
04:38:02:11	04:38:08:02	Brin [Basil]	my name is Basil
04:38:09:05	04:38:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	idiots
04:38:12:13	04:38:12:21	Jesse [GM]	going to happen
04:38:12:25	04:38:14:23	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my sister!
04:38:20:15	04:38:28:23	Jesse [GM]	You so you can attempt to if there are any non members here, you can like preach in a sense to try it and gain conference.
04:38:29:06	04:38:38:26	Jesse [GM]	You can also build rapport with the current members. So based on what you say, we’re going to do a skill check. You pick a skill
04:38:40:12	04:38:40:27	Jesse [GM]	and
04:38:42:25	04:38:54:21	Jesse [GM]	you’re going to roll to see if like a percentage die, if you succeed, to see how many people in the congregation kind of buy your story that you’re this member or whatever you claim to be, that you are on your spiritual journey.
04:38:52:26	04:39:04:16	Brin [Basil]	I just, I
04:38:54:25	04:38:57:23	Jesse [GM]	We’re going To See How Many People Bide Into Your Deception.
04:39:00:02	04:39:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	this is a deception roll.
04:39:03:02	04:39:04:24	Jesse [GM]	Yeah. A little bit
04:39:03:12	04:39:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent. Are you sad? You beat me up here now?
04:39:04:16	04:39:11:29	Brin [Basil]	recently moved
04:39:11:29	04:39:17:08	Brin [Basil]	in to the Commons and everyone’s been super nice
04:39:17:08	04:39:24:23	Brin [Basil]	and helpful. Thank
04:39:18:07	04:39:25:00	Dave [Xeros]	That’s that’s a deception role right there. So no one believes that.
04:39:22:02	04:39:24:28	Chris [TBD]	No one believes that.
04:39:24:18	04:39:28:24	Jesse [GM]	go ahead and keep going give us your there won’t be any interruptions
04:39:24:23	04:39:34:09	Brin [Basil]	you, thank you Cone of Silence I
04:39:34:09	04:39:42:18	Brin [Basil]	um except for the elves I’ve had a few problems with some elves and I’m staring like daggers into that
04:39:42:18	04:39:53:16	Brin [Basil]	stupid bish that was up here a few minutes ago also
04:39:43:12	04:39:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	Teenage girl.
04:39:44:29	04:39:47:18	Jesse [GM]	she looks back at you like just sweetly
04:39:49:06	04:39:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	Forgiveness.
04:39:50:26	04:39:52:26	Chris [TBD]	it’s like saying sorry
04:39:53:16	04:39:57:02	Brin [Basil]	I guess if this is
04:39:59:26	04:40:11:23	Brin [Basil]	fighting and I’m trying to change my ways that’s why i’m here also the legend of
04:40:07:17	04:40:08:23	Jesse [GM]	head nods out there in the crowd
04:40:11:23	04:40:18:26	Brin [Basil]	The Tortoise and the Hare is written wrong. Parable, I just want to make it
04:40:16:21	04:40:21:11	Chris [TBD]	a member of the bishopric gets up and be like okay
04:40:18:26	04:40:26:24	Brin [Basil]	clear but…and I punch him in the stomach a little bit
04:40:23:09	04:40:24:13	Chris [TBD]	you can sit down
04:40:26:15	04:40:27:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:40:26:20	04:40:31:02	Chris [TBD]	A little tear coming out of his eye.
04:40:26:24	04:40:37:22	Brin [Basil]	and he sits down um I uh that parable was written wrong
04:40:31:11	04:40:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	fighting
04:40:37:22	04:40:44:16	Brin [Basil]	and i just i just need everyone to know that that the hare let the tortoise win
04:40:46:21	04:40:48:24	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not how I remember it, TBD.
04:40:47:15	04:40:49:24	Brin [Basil]	that’s it shut up nortle
04:40:52:21	04:40:54:11	Brin [Basil]	sorry excuse me
04:40:52:29	04:41:01:08	Jesse [GM]	So for your, so for your ability to see like who believes your story and buys
04:41:01:08	04:41:11:17	Jesse [GM]	your persona you’re going to be rolling at disadvantage because you challenged very clear doctrine of the church scripture. So you are going to disappear whatever you will.
04:41:11:01	04:41:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what was the challenge?
04:41:14:02	04:41:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	the parable was wrong
04:41:14:13	04:41:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	The parable?
04:41:16:11	04:41:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t
04:41:18:15	04:41:19:04	Brin [Basil]	I
04:41:18:17	04:41:20:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s where you get blasphemer.
04:41:19:15	04:41:25:28	Jesse [GM]	Yep exactly yep true or not you know it may
04:41:20:17	04:41:27:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m having a really hard time controlling things so what do you want me to roll then?
04:41:25:28	04:41:33:20	Jesse [GM]	be true so uh yeah you’re choosing a skill uh okay
04:41:29:16	04:41:30:05	Brin [Basil]	deception
04:41:30:19	04:41:37:23	Chris [TBD]	So that was a
04:41:36:12	04:41:38:08	Brin [Basil]	ahem, so that was a five
04:41:41:12	04:41:45:17	Jesse [GM]	so um the so you’re done you’ve ended
04:41:45:15	04:41:47:11	Brin [Basil]	no, I’m not done
04:41:49:09	04:41:54:00	Brin [Basil]	I guess I was just taught differently when I was younger
04:41:56:05	04:41:56:24	Brin [Basil]	trying
04:41:57:26	04:42:02:15	Brin [Basil]	And I’m trying to cry, but when I do everyone just want to wake up.
04:42:05:14	04:42:10:06	Jesse [GM]	everybody is like uh concerned with the things that are being taught
04:42:09:18	04:42:16:24	Brin [Basil]	I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m just really thankful that I’m here right now.
04:42:17:07	04:42:24:13	Chris [TBD]	one second
04:42:24:14	04:42:26:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m so sorry I’m getting so emotional.
04:42:31:29	04:42:32:20	Brin [Basil]	Anyways
04:42:33:25	04:42:38:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m here to learn and hope the church can
04:42:39:29	04:42:42:08	Brin [Basil]	teach me things
04:42:43:21	04:42:49:19	Brin [Basil]	anyways and I say that in the name of what’s her name? Saluna, Salunay
04:42:49:22	04:43:01:23	Brin [Basil]	Sal - Salune Moon. Amen! And…and
04:42:53:07	04:43:00:19	Jesse [GM]	You get like five praises from the crowd. There’s no unanimous, they’re very uncomfortable with what you’ve said.
04:42:58:23	04:43:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	they’re a little
04:43:01:23	04:43:11:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m literally gonna stand up on top of them jump to my seat and sit down do you want me to roll?
04:43:10:28	04:43:13:11	Jesse [GM]	You see the leaders of the congregation.
04:43:11:01	04:43:19:13	Brin [Basil]	What
04:43:15:24	04:43:18:08	Jesse [GM]	They’re all priests this time. There’s not priestess.
04:43:25:20	04:43:28:23	Jesse [GM]	Right? They’re kind of looking in your direction and mumbling a little bit or a little concerned.
04:43:28:17	04:43:39:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay, forever ago I asked for investigation. I did roll a 17. I haven’t touched it since. So what do I see?
04:43:30:23	04:43:30:29	Jesse [GM]	Okay.
04:43:32:22	04:43:33:15	Jesse [GM]	Yes, you did.
04:43:40:25	04:43:45:10	Jesse [GM]	just see um a lot of uh members of the church there’s probably
04:43:46:22	04:43:58:12	Jesse [GM]	uh like 150 people in the congregation so you
04:43:49:27	04:43:50:28	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, congregation.
04:43:51:09	04:43:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	17 how many are
04:43:54:09	04:43:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	converted haven’t been converted
04:43:58:12	04:44:07:16	Jesse [GM]	notice that there are three of them in the back who look like they are a little skeptical
04:44:08:04	04:44:12:13	Chris [TBD]	Are you talking about us sitting in the pews? Okay, three other people.
04:44:12:15	04:44:19:16	Jesse [GM]	I think you’re central with the Cheerios and everything you’re kind of in the middle of a pack
04:44:13:11	04:44:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	3
04:44:17:02	04:44:18:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah.
04:44:20:06	04:44:23:11	Chris [TBD]	I’m like the father sitting between the two kids trying to…
04:44:22:06	04:44:26:08	Jesse [GM]	but there’s some individuals who are sitting in the back that don’t look like they
04:44:27:25	04:44:29:25	Jesse [GM]	quite fit in or
04:44:28:22	04:44:32:27	Chris [TBD]	Do I recognize them? Okay.
04:44:32:17	04:44:43:22	Jesse [GM]	you know no uh i will say that there are um there’s you ran into some uh converts on the way
04:44:35:17	04:44:45:20	Chris [TBD]	On the bridge. Right.
04:44:43:22	04:44:49:03	Jesse [GM]	in they were from the battle of the bands there’s a new group a new batch with some band t-shirts
04:44:49:03	04:44:55:26	Jesse [GM]	and stuff on apparel uh we’ll say that There’s five of them and they’re sitting kind of adjacent
04:44:55:26	04:45:02:03	Jesse [GM]	to You’re In The Middle section and They’re On The Left but everybody else appears to be like pretty
04:45:03:10	04:45:08:03	Jesse [GM]	uh standard members they’re paying attention whatever like their
04:45:10:07	04:45:14:11	Chris [TBD]	And there’s nothing odd about the room we’re in or anything like that. It’s just
04:45:15:17	04:45:21:20	Chris [TBD]	basically an owl.
04:45:16:21	04:45:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	you did say dragonborn and then we have some elves
04:45:22:23	04:45:32:20	Jesse [GM]	are all kinds of creatures are here in The Congregation yeah every uh yes all of them
04:45:25:12	04:45:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	every climate every creed
04:45:28:29	04:45:29:11	Chris [TBD]	Climate.
04:45:30:14	04:45:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
04:45:33:05	04:45:34:18	Steve [Nortle]	And they all have tongues.
04:45:34:07	04:45:43:28	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah but yeah it’s like a typical you know cathedral looking interior inside nothing seems
04:45:34:09	04:45:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay. They speak with them.
04:45:43:28	04:45:53:08	Jesse [GM]	to be suspicious there’s uh books of scripture in each of the pews around you and yeah it appears
04:45:53:02	04:45:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to start looking through the book.
04:46:01:08	04:46:06:02	Jesse [GM]	up one of the books and this is not
04:46:09:14	04:46:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	so kind of that he would.
04:46:13:22	04:46:15:09	Chris [TBD]	The lore owl
04:46:16:21	04:46:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	The Lowell?
04:46:18:28	04:46:19:23	Chris [TBD]	boreal
04:46:23:23	04:46:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	has been lit.
04:46:28:14	04:46:38:07	Jesse [GM]	this way too complicated okay you pick out one of
04:46:32:13	04:46:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why I like it.
04:46:36:26	04:46:41:21	Chris [TBD]	I’m gonna look over his shoulder
04:46:42:08	04:46:52:25	Jesse [GM]	the texts um you can sacred texts yep um you can start uh we’re gonna let uh i think
04:46:44:18	04:46:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	Sacred, sacred book.
04:46:49:12	04:46:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yes it is!
04:46:52:21	04:46:55:17	Chris [TBD]	Is it Lord of the Rings? I knew it.
04:46:53:21	04:46:58:17	Jesse [GM]	eros is eager to jump up next before the dragonborn arrives
04:46:54:01	04:47:01:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Is she still working her way up?
04:47:00:15	04:47:07:12	Jesse [GM]	she’s still working her way up yeah she’s probably moved about like three feet or so she’s almost to the stairs okay
04:47:02:01	04:47:02:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:47:07:12	04:47:17:04	Jesse [GM]	she has like an old wooden cane yeah yeah tortoise base yeah yep the winning pace
04:47:07:19	04:47:18:21	Brin [Basil]	have a locker? Okay, and it has like a soft tennis ball on the bottom.
04:47:10:22	04:47:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	She moves at a twortles pace?
04:47:11:23	04:47:18:20	Steve [Nortle]	Not this total. 40 feet.
04:47:13:14	04:47:14:29	Chris [TBD]	She has faith.
04:47:17:04	04:47:25:03	Jesse [GM]	yep so we’ll let uh we’ll get nortle look over what he is reading there and then eros if you
04:47:25:03	04:47:31:29	Jesse [GM]	would like to make an announcement you’re more than welcome and a declaration yes
04:47:26:06	04:47:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	i’ll step up yeah yeah a declaration yeah i do declare
04:47:35:01	04:47:55:29	Brin [Basil]	going to say my name is Eros and I am an alcoholic. It
04:47:36:04	04:47:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	I’m reading so you go… I’m not cutting in.
04:47:37:13	04:47:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	am i am i going first or is he reading okay all right uh i i step up to the podium
04:47:38:05	04:47:39:06	Chris [TBD]	Am I going quick?
04:47:40:14	04:47:42:28	Jesse [GM]	gonna breeze over that there’s kind of a chunk there
04:47:49:20	04:47:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	wearing my, you know t-shirt
04:47:54:26	04:47:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m just saying
04:47:55:29	04:47:57:14	Brin [Basil]	says Club of Satan
04:47:58:28	04:47:59:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry.
04:48:00:19	04:48:03:03	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m okay with that.
04:48:00:25	04:48:03:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, I’m okay with it Hellfire Club
04:48:02:28	04:48:05:21	Jesse [GM]	where where did you get this t-shirt you have a t- shirt on
04:48:03:04	04:48:13:00	Steve [Nortle]	he woke up well like he was
04:48:05:24	04:48:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	apparently it came from when I went to go see like the
04:48:08:26	04:48:10:18	Chris [TBD]	According to Nortle…
04:48:10:06	04:48:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
04:48:12:26	04:48:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	I got the quick service
04:48:14:24	04:48:21:27	Steve [Nortle]	because he got that quick service and so that was it’s just what not a like the workers had
04:48:16:12	04:48:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	they put a t- shirt on
04:48:21:27	04:48:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	available yet here we are
04:48:24:23	04:48:33:19	Jesse [GM]	know it’s a pretty high-end salon i don’T know if they just throw t-shirts on people you know uh we’ll say we’ll say uh that you have something of a scarf
04:48:34:19	04:48:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay just a
04:48:36:11	04:48:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	add an ascot to his
04:48:37:23	04:48:45:25	Dave [Xeros]	ascot I’m cool with that no shirt ascot only alright all right I step up and I straighten my ascot
04:48:41:27	04:48:43:16	Jesse [GM]	exactly yep more fitting
04:48:43:29	04:48:49:21	Chris [TBD]	That is a retcon token, 100%.
04:48:44:26	04:48:47:02	Steve [Nortle]	should have had a retcon token for that
04:48:47:08	04:48:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m okay with this I support you DM um
04:48:54:21	04:48:55:23	Jesse [GM]	stop interrupting
04:48:55:01	04:48:56:25	Chris [TBD]	Silvery Barnes!
04:48:57:07	04:48:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	slippery bops uh
04:49:00:06	04:49:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	I want to step up but my friends, I’ve led a really hard life.
04:49:08:22	04:49:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	Things have not necessarily gone my way most of my life. I feel like Gog has seeped his way in
04:49:18:21	04:49:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	and has infiltrated different pieces of my wife to pull me down but I’m starting to see the light of Salome, the light Ofidius.
04:49:26:08	04:49:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	I want to make a declaration that I will pledge my life To the great prophet from this time forward
04:49:35:26	04:49:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	I only want to see The light of the moon in all of your eyes I do believe That
04:49:36:13	04:49:37:20	Brin [Basil]	He’s good at this.
04:49:47:24	04:49:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	The parable Of the herringon and the twirl
04:49:53:09	04:50:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	Is Is the gospel truth That it is The slow and steady meets race and I feel like I’ve been slow my entire life
04:49:55:01	04:49:57:03	Brin [Basil]	We’re going to need to do some serious editing on this episode.
04:50:04:13	04:50:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	but I now believe that it has all been for the purpose of arriving here
04:50:11:08	04:50:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	in this cathedral
04:50:12:09	04:50:13:27	Brin [Basil]	Spitwad hits him right in the face.
04:50:14:08	04:50:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	can I make a
04:50:15:21	04:50:21:11	Jesse [GM]	you can roll for that yeah go ahead I don’t know if that’s acrobatics spitwad
04:50:16:16	04:50:19:06	Brin [Basil]	Can I? What would you like me to do?
04:50:17:11	04:50:18:07	Chris [TBD]	Can I
04:50:20:03	04:50:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	no a spitwad would be
04:50:24:07	04:50:24:29	Chris [TBD]	Salt
04:50:25:19	04:50:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	Athletics. Does she have the lung capacity?
04:50:28:21	04:50:30:12	Jesse [GM]	do you have the lung capacity
04:50:29:03	04:50:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	yep do you have bone capacity can I do acrobatics to see if I can just catch it and knock it out of the way
04:50:30:22	04:50:38:12	Chris [TBD]	Can I do She hit the old woman
04:50:35:01	04:50:37:10	Jesse [GM]	i don’t think she hit you though based on that yeah
04:50:35:26	04:50:36:13	Brin [Basil]	Nine.
04:50:38:20	04:50:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:50:40:08	04:50:43:12	Brin [Basil]	Can I do it again? How many times can I do this?
04:50:41:27	04:50:46:24	Jesse [GM]	it hits she has like a bunch of gray hair right on the back of her dragon head and
04:50:46:16	04:50:50:13	Brin [Basil]	And I’m like slowly ripping the hymn book and I’m chewing up pieces.
04:50:48:07	04:50:52:20	Jesse [GM]	scales it just goes it goes right into her hair she doesn’t even flinch or anything
04:50:52:05	04:50:53:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, doesn’t matter
04:50:54:10	04:51:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	I would say, and this kind lady that’s making her way up to
04:50:57:25	04:50:59:08	Brin [Basil]	How many time can I did it?
04:51:01:06	04:51:02:02	Brin [Basil]	Dang it!
04:51:01:29	04:51:03:15	Chris [TBD]	That was a good roll.
04:51:03:03	04:51:08:27	Dave [Xeros]	I feel embodies this Miss Dragonborn. What is your name?
04:51:11:11	04:51:20:25	Jesse [GM]	she doesn t have any teeth she’s a tooth she’s the toothless dragon not toothless but a toothless
04:51:15:23	04:51:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. That’s right.
04:51:17:27	04:51:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah. I mean we’ve seen those. Yeah.
04:51:19:26	04:51:21:20	Brin [Basil]	Everybody just calls her toothless.
04:51:20:25	04:51:29:00	Jesse [GM]	dragon yes yeah she’s toothless um her name is uh that’s an old woman
04:51:31:17	04:51:32:03	Brin [Basil]	Becky.
04:51:34:08	04:51:34:25	Chris [TBD]	Smaugina!
04:51:35:14	04:51:36:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:51:38:14	04:51:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	Smaulgina
04:51:40:20	04:51:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	I feel that deep down inside you have no teeth and you
04:51:48:06	04:51:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	want to be healed of this infirmity. Am I correct?
04:51:57:10	04:51:58:12	Chris [TBD]	doing some sort of…
04:51:57:27	04:51:59:01	Jesse [GM]	She’s like,
04:52:00:25	04:52:07:13	Jesse [GM]	Son, I haven’t had teeth for so long. I don’t even remember the last time that I had teeth.
04:52:07:08	04:52:09:06	Chris [TBD]	that I got to chew on something?
04:52:09:01	04:52:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	Would you, what if Salune could give them back? What if Saluna gave them back, are you sure?
04:52:10:01	04:52:16:06	Jesse [GM]	I don’ t even mind That Salune took these teeth from me. It’s made me a better person.
04:52:17:23	04:52:21:28	Jesse [GM]	I don’d need them Just like I don’D need any material things
04:52:23:17	04:52:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Praise it is. I think Salune would give them back to you because I am the conduit of Idios right now. I feel like I can have the power
04:52:27:13	04:52:36:10	Chris [TBD]	whoa this
04:52:30:18	04:52:31:10	Jesse [GM]	Uh-huh
04:52:33:08	04:52:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	to give you your teeth back,
04:52:36:03	04:52:36:17	Brin [Basil]	this guy.
04:52:36:10	04:52:43:09	Chris [TBD]	is turning blasphemous i’m getting some eyebrows being raised but
04:52:38:24	04:52:40:04	Jesse [GM]	borderline here
04:52:45:07	04:52:46:17	Jesse [GM]	shouldn’t have said anything
04:52:50:01	04:52:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	washing over me and I am surrendering to whatever Prophet Idios and Salune might have in store for me.
04:52:59:29	04:53:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	I would love to officially declare my conversion for the Church of Idiots, and I would love to be indoctrinated
04:53:08:03	04:53:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	after I make my serious confession before the proper authorities.
04:53:16:14	04:53:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	Please accept me into your fold.
04:53:19:13	04:53:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	Praise the Lord. Praise the loony.
04:53:22:12	04:53:28:28	Jesse [GM]	unanimous praise a large praise from the crowd you can roll your deception
04:53:23:21	04:53:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	Can I roll my deception?
04:53:28:28	04:53:35:01	Jesse [GM]	maybe when he’s enrolling
04:53:31:02	04:53:33:03	Brin [Basil]	Can I please spit another one?
04:53:37:12	04:53:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that would be a 27.
04:53:39:23	04:53:42:20	Jesse [GM]	27 the congregation
04:53:39:27	04:53:41:07	Brin [Basil]	Holy sh…
04:53:43:26	04:53:50:28	Jesse [GM]	fully buys your story like they are just a few of them are crying in the crowd they think your story is so beautiful
04:53:47:26	04:53:51:19	Chris [TBD]	I called
04:53:50:20	04:53:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	I fall to my knees.
04:53:52:00	04:54:03:21	Jesse [GM]	the girl who declared about the hair and the tortoise she’s weeping she’s looking at you just idolizing you right yep um
04:53:53:05	04:53:54:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah?
04:53:58:07	04:54:07:11	Chris [TBD]	Hi Santa You’re watching No
04:54:03:09	04:54:06:08	Brin [Basil]	I can’t do this. I stand up.
04:54:06:18	04:54:10:05	Jesse [GM]	so because you succeed so now uh you can roll
04:54:09:13	04:54:12:28	Chris [TBD]	Pull you back down Just sit Now Just listen
04:54:13:06	04:54:24:08	Jesse [GM]	you now get to roll another d20 to see if any of the people who are there were not members see if you have any influence on them however
04:54:24:08	04:54:30:04	Jesse [GM]	they are they’re not particularly open so you’re gonna have to roll at least 18
04:54:31:19	04:54:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	it another deception or a performance what do you want from this
04:54:33:26	04:54:35:24	Chris [TBD]	Isn’t this The percentage thing?
04:54:36:17	04:54:37:07	Jesse [GM]	well no
04:54:38:12	04:54:44:23	Jesse [GM]	he’s he’s unanimously, he’s everybody in the crowd buys his story for this.
04:54:41:25	04:54:42:15	Chris [TBD]	Got it
04:54:44:21	04:54:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	the truth oh man okay so if this is a religion check
04:54:47:22	04:54:52:27	Jesse [GM]	Let’s have you do let’s say that this is a religion check as well.
04:54:54:05	04:54:58:09	Jesse [GM]	Cause you are cause you are teaching from the pulpit.
04:54:54:15	04:54:54:29	Chris [TBD]	This is a
04:54:55:17	04:55:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	okay um i
04:55:02:22	04:55:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	want to can i cast
04:55:03:16	04:55:05:26	Jesse [GM]	See if it has any religious impact.
04:55:10:08	04:55:11:08	Chris [TBD]	Get
04:55:10:17	04:55:19:21	Dave [Xeros]	suggestion in the crowd uh just to give me like a little bit of
04:55:19:21	04:55:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	boost there uh it’s it’s a wisdom 17 check this suggests you suggest a course of activity limited to a sentence or two and magically influence the creature you can see within range to hear
04:55:20:21	04:55:21:22	Jesse [GM]	What does it give you?
04:55:31:05	04:55:40:06	Dave [Xeros]	and understand your creatures that make me charm so i’m gonna i’ll probably just target one person and they’re going to have to make a dc17 charm throw i just want one
04:55:41:11	04:55:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	all it takes is one yes so i’ll do that on the one person and i’m wondering if i can use
04:55:42:08	04:55:43:17	Jesse [GM]	That’s what we’ve learned.
04:55:42:09	04:55:44:06	Chris [TBD]	Oh Limp Pebble
04:55:43:29	04:55:56:14	Jesse [GM]	that is what we’ve learned um um i
04:55:44:06	04:56:35:27	Chris [TBD]	Do you
04:55:49:26	04:55:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	that dc 17 on the one and the other two will be the religion check okay
04:55:56:14	04:56:02:03	Jesse [GM]	feel like in this moment because you’re caught up in the
04:56:02:03	04:56:09:22	Jesse [GM]	performance and it’s kind of uh key to the moment uh that that maybe you wouldn’t think
04:56:07:29	04:56:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	just want the roll
04:56:09:22	04:56:14:09	Jesse [GM]	cast suggestion right now if you’re a little concentrated on other things but it’s a good
04:56:18:19	04:56:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	me the will to bring others into this fold with That is a 19.
04:56:27:28	04:56:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	17 plus 2 on my religion, my religion’s terrible
04:56:29:13	04:56:38:26	Jesse [GM]	it damn it all right so you see um you see one of the
04:56:33:11	04:56:36:17	Steve [Nortle]	Shocker. Mine’s great!
04:56:34:17	04:56:35:12	Brin [Basil]	Minus two.
04:56:38:26	04:56:49:26	Jesse [GM]	fellows in the back he kind of perks up during your story and like a single tear is falling down his face while he’s listening so he’s in the backyard you’re in the middle of the congregation
04:56:45:23	04:56:47:01	Brin [Basil]	Do you need a tissue?
04:56:49:26	04:56:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to run off the stage, run straight back to him and give
04:56:51:04	04:56:52:07	Chris [TBD]	I thought we were on the back row.
04:56:55:18	04:56:57:26	Brin [Basil]	I was going to spit in it and give it to him.
04:56:59:11	04:57:09:24	Jesse [GM]	okay uh -huh yeah everybody is still just weeping yeah they’re there they’re just yeah i meanwhile meanwhile nortle has not been listening to a
04:56:59:13	04:57:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m just gonna say I understand.
04:57:05:20	04:57:06:25	Brin [Basil]	And you hear my foot?
04:57:09:21	04:57:11:15	Chris [TBD]	It’s okay, it’s okay.
04:57:09:24	04:57:20:28	Jesse [GM]	word that you’ve spoken he doesn’t know what’s going on right and he has been browsing some of the scripture in the congregation nor do you want to tell us a little bit about what
04:57:10:20	04:57:20:13	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s beautiful.
04:57:22:00	04:57:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so beautiful.
04:57:24:15	04:57:25:22	Brin [Basil]	Shut up, Nordle!
04:57:26:07	04:57:35:14	Jesse [GM]	this is great that’s such a good intro I’m sorry we need you to make a constitution saving throw so
04:57:36:10	04:57:39:08	Dave [Xeros]	My constitution is not good.
04:57:40:07	04:57:41:02	Chris [TBD]	Really?
04:57:40:19	04:57:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Put it that way.
04:57:44:01	04:57:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Just a saving throw?
04:57:46:03	04:57:50:29	Jesse [GM]	just a saving throw I think I forget how
04:57:53:06	04:58:00:08	Jesse [GM]	because I want to set the requirement right so I’m going to say it’s like a 13 or something that you need
04:57:56:25	04:57:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
04:57:59:05	04:58:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	A 13? okay oh that’s in that one this
04:58:00:08	04:58:09:03	Jesse [GM]	to be uh but go ahead and roll and i’ll explain when it happens oh my gosh wow okay this is a
04:58:09:03	04:58:16:15	Jesse [GM]	this is fantastic so so one thing that i did not mention at the beginning of this is that
04:58:10:20	04:58:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	is fantastic retcon token i’m
04:58:15:29	04:58:23:09	Chris [TBD]	that while you are trying to convert yourself
04:58:16:15	04:58:27:12	Jesse [GM]	is that while you are trying to convert other people you yourselves when you encounter spiritual experiences or are teaching
04:58:27:12	04:58:33:01	Jesse [GM]	yourselves, testifying yourselves. You are prone to the spirit of Salune
04:58:33:17	04:58:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	myself
04:58:35:11	04:58:37:07	Jesse [GM]	affected by the teachings
04:58:38:17	04:58:40:03	Jesse [GM]	With a nat one
04:58:41:28	04:58:47:07	Jesse [GM]	I don’t know what happens I was not anticipating
04:58:47:09	04:58:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	i shrink a little by the way my chin
04:58:48:24	04:58:54:11	Jesse [GM]	You shrink! You shrink mid-hug too. You’re hugging this guy and you shrink.
04:58:48:27	04:58:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:58:49:09	04:58:58:13	Brin [Basil]	He just feels really uncomfortable because he slides down.
04:58:50:05	04:58:52:02	Chris [TBD]	You shrank me and hug
04:58:52:13	04:58:53:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:58:52:13	04:58:54:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:58:57:26	04:58:58:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:58:57:26	04:58:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
04:58:57:26	04:58:59:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:58:58:12	04:59:01:12	Chris [TBD]	My chin is like The way you stand
04:58:59:09	04:59:06:22	Jesse [GM]	um so with a nat one um you
04:58:59:28	04:59:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	just like grazes down his chest
04:59:02:29	04:59:03:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
04:59:03:09	04:59:05:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:59:03:19	04:59:05:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:59:06:22	04:59:13:10	Jesse [GM]	during your uh performance up front like you were so committed
04:59:07:00	04:59:15:20	Brin [Basil]	His gold
04:59:09:15	04:59:10:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh
04:59:13:10	04:59:21:08	Jesse [GM]	to like the uh convincing of the congregation that you actually yourself started to fall under
04:59:15:20	04:59:33:04	Brin [Basil]	tattoos
04:59:24:00	04:59:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	look at myself and i am i am just i’m feeling the tinglys all over my hands, and I’m like
04:59:29:15	04:59:30:18	Chris [TBD]	Falklaw was right.
04:59:31:19	04:59:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	like
04:59:33:04	04:59:34:00	Brin [Basil]	start turning silver.
04:59:34:00	04:59:34:28	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah.
04:59:34:17	04:59:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve spiritually turned white.
04:59:38:19	04:59:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	I begin to believe.
04:59:42:08	04:59:50:20	Jesse [GM]	do like hardcore you like are believing so it won’t necessarily it’s not necessary that you’re converted at this point if this happens like
04:59:42:28	04:59:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Hardcore I’m leaning in
04:59:50:20	05:00:00:02	Jesse [GM]	three times uh like if you fail several times um then uh you you will likely become a very
04:59:52:22	04:59:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	to happen three times
04:59:58:28	05:00:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	As as I’m reliving this I just am living and understanding more and more the parable of Joseph and what he went through in the bygone era
05:00:09:11	05:00:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s just starting to really touch me deeply in my heart. Not anywhere else.
05:00:13:13	05:00:21:11	Jesse [GM]	you keep feeling those like swelling motions for a sec uh and nordal we’re going to cut to you
05:00:21:00	05:00:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	This is much like Salune after she sent a shard of her soul to turn into the moon.
05:00:32:22	05:00:34:17	Brin [Basil]	throw a cheerio and hit him right in the forehead
05:00:37:10	05:00:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	Salune provides!
05:00:39:17	05:00:41:17	Chris [TBD]	He eats it.
05:00:41:29	05:00:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	I, too, am weeping silver tears. It’s just so beautiful.
05:00:47:27	05:00:48:17	Jesse [GM]	um
05:00:49:01	05:00:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, TBD. Have you heard of the war of song and night?
05:00:53:02	05:00:54:06	Steve [Nortle]	You like songs
05:00:54:27	05:00:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	And night.
05:00:55:21	05:00:58:29	Steve [Nortle]	and night and war Do you like war?
05:00:56:08	05:00:57:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, keep going.
05:00:59:11	05:01:06:29	Chris [TBD]	What? What? I had not heard of this. No. Enlighten me! I’m looking over your shoulder.
05:01:02:28	05:01:05:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, you should look at this Okay, so
05:01:07:24	05:01:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	Which is really easy for you to do
05:01:10:06	05:01:11:21	Chris [TBD]	Just basically glancing down.
05:01:12:16	05:01:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	I looked over.
05:01:13:19	05:01:14:24	Chris [TBD]	I looked over.
05:01:16:22	05:01:27:26	Jesse [GM]	Do you want to actually, do you want to make uh like an investigation or insight check um
05:01:19:02	05:01:19:24	Chris [TBD]	Summarize.
05:01:25:01	05:01:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	Religion
05:01:27:13	05:01:28:17	Chris [TBD]	History probably.
05:01:31:10	05:01:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Inside it is
05:01:37:19	05:01:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	16
05:01:38:28	05:01:44:02	Jesse [GM]	okay so um you want to give us just a little summary a little
05:01:44:05	05:01:45:16	Chris [TBD]	basically
05:01:47:26	05:01:51:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I’m just going to explain it rather than try to be nortal as I do this So
05:01:53:06	05:02:04:03	Steve [Nortle]	basically it’s the cosmogony of yes yeah
05:02:00:29	05:02:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	to me what that word means? Is it cosmogony?
05:02:04:03	05:02:12:15	Steve [Nortle]	cosmogy is uh the way that you consider the beginning of things like the creation story of whatever religion you’re in or myth
05:02:12:15	05:02:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	or whatever and so this is talking about the eternal struggle between salune and shar um salune the moon maiden and shar the mistress of night they are sisters who had two different
05:02:24:07	05:02:32:01	Steve [Nortle]	ways of viewing create like what ought to be um and uh salune begins creating things
05:02:32:01	05:02:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	so that there’s like a sun and light and warmth in the cosmos while char tries to remain
05:02:38:15	05:02:44:12	Steve [Nortle]	in the darkness and so they start getting into this big fight um and they’re singing
05:02:44:12	05:02:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	the songs that they you know it’s how they express themselves and because of all of the
05:02:51:04	05:02:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	conflict and tension between them it creates a huge struggle which causes uh salune to
05:02:58:19	05:03:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	shatter and she one of her part parts of her soul becomes the moon um and that’s kind of
05:03:08:13	05:03:14:21	Steve [Nortle]	the eternal conflict is between siblings so nortle really feels this on a deep personal level
05:03:16:02	05:03:26:04	Jesse [GM]	um so with your insight check as well i’ll add to this and TBD he’s kind of sharing this to you directly a little bit telling
05:03:22:01	05:03:26:06	Chris [TBD]	Mm-hmm, yeah.
05:03:26:04	05:03:38:03	Jesse [GM]	the story but with your Insight Check you notice uh kind of on the second page there the part where it talks about how this song is fractured.
05:03:40:14	05:03:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	It says the song itself fractured and from its broken chords a third melody arose.
05:03:45:22	05:03:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	Mistral, first goddess of magic born of both light and dark she woke her own counterpoint. You know what a counterpoint is right?
05:03:55:03	05:04:02:06	Steve [Nortle]	TBD okay good binding the shattered echoes into the music that
05:04:02:06	05:04:09:21	Steve [Nortle]	now flows through all things isn’t that fantastic yeah yes
05:04:06:15	05:04:07:27	Chris [TBD]	It rocks.
05:04:07:14	05:04:12:08	Jesse [GM]	the end in the final paragraph you also read the second
05:04:15:23	05:04:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	And notice, mortals are but fleeting echoes of their celestial war. Yet even the smallest voice may tip the scales in favor of light or darkness.
05:04:16:16	05:04:17:21	Jesse [GM]	are but fleeting
05:04:25:06	05:04:28:06	Steve [Nortle]	We can make a difference! You and I! Together!
05:04:28:16	05:04:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	Join Idiosin you will
05:04:29:15	05:04:34:20	Brin [Basil]	up and I start walking out
05:04:30:19	05:04:36:20	Jesse [GM]	So Nortle you with uh you kind of pull out you kind of pull up like the meaning of this story
05:04:36:12	05:04:39:13	Chris [TBD]	Hold on, hold on, I’ll grab you back.
05:04:38:23	05:04:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, listen to me extracting meaning.
05:04:41:25	05:04:51:26	Jesse [GM]	but you also uh you gain a little bit insight into you suspect that um this language is being used fracturing
05:04:52:12	05:05:03:20	Jesse [GM]	and the breaking of the song um you can’t help but think a little about The Forgotten Hour and zen and his severing and splitting abilities. And you almost
05:05:03:20	05:05:13:11	Jesse [GM]	glean a tie between those events, that this isn’t maybe that zen wasn’t necessarily the only or the first creature to try and
05:05:16:07	05:05:19:19	Jesse [GM]	sever the world in a sense, that there’s been many
05:05:20:20	05:05:22:28	Jesse [GM]	who may have tried to do this
05:05:26:25	05:05:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, you would like this. This is all about conflict, war, and cutting stuff up.
05:05:36:03	05:05:36:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:05:38:01	05:05:38:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:05:40:16	05:05:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	I say all of the things that he just said.
05:05:45:05	05:05:46:06	Chris [TBD]	I’d do that.
05:05:47:29	05:05:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	Do I have to do a con saving throw as well?
05:05:50:15	05:06:00:19	Jesse [GM]	yes um yeah because of this like affected you on an emotional sibling level we’re also going to say this is a little bit higher check not dramatic but we’re going to
05:06:00:19	05:06:06:29	Jesse [GM]	let’s say 13 is if you beat a third well you necessarily want to but like if you roll higher
05:06:06:29	05:06:16:20	Jesse [GM]	than the 13 then you’ll have uh the beginning of your conversion will begin so okay so you’re kind
05:06:12:01	05:06:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	No, I got a seven.
05:06:16:20	05:06:22:29	Jesse [GM]	feeling this more on just like a deep personal level with basil philosophically um but it’s not
05:06:19:01	05:06:20:15	Steve [Nortle]	Like philosophically.
05:06:22:29	05:06:33:11	Jesse [GM]	resonating spiritually yet okay um nortal taught this parable to you and TBD actually You guys, you’re pretty angry.
05:06:34:03	05:06:45:19	Jesse [GM]	TBD is investigating. You’re not necessarily focused on everything that’s going on so we’re gonna say that you only have to beat a 10 because it’s like pretty minimal chance that this is gonna have a huge impact on you.
05:06:48:04	05:06:48:28	Jesse [GM]	No, you are hugging.
05:06:50:17	05:06:50:29	Jesse [GM]	17?
05:06:52:08	05:06:54:07	Chris [TBD]	Still awkwardly hugging.
05:06:52:14	05:06:52:27	Jesse [GM]	Oh.
05:06:55:08	05:06:56:23	Jesse [GM]	Okay yeah, so you don’t…
05:06:57:13	05:07:07:28	Brin [Basil]	feel a damn thing is the
05:06:59:04	05:07:09:21	Jesse [GM]	I’m Sorry I have this all wrong because you rolled a 1 and you were converted 7 uh so you failed so you do begin to have yeah I’m sorry, I had it backwards
05:07:06:29	05:07:07:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh okay
05:07:07:28	05:07:13:04	Brin [Basil]	opposite of it i sure am
05:07:09:08	05:07:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	Your conversion begins
05:07:09:21	05:07:11:18	Jesse [GM]	So you’re safe
05:07:12:00	05:07:16:11	Steve [Nortle]	Through the written word You’re touching me
05:07:13:04	05:07:20:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m steaming that’s a
05:07:14:19	05:07:20:00	Jesse [GM]	at this point. You hear the story from Nortle as well so you can roll to see if you
05:07:18:21	05:07:23:14	Steve [Nortle]	Still touching Wait what did you roll?
05:07:23:08	05:07:24:16	Chris [TBD]	What am I rolling?
05:07:26:02	05:07:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	she’s very bitter She’s very bitter
05:07:28:02	05:07:35:29	Steve [Nortle]	Well it’s possible that there could be Entire chapters dedicated to war I don’t know I haven’t finished
05:07:33:13	05:07:46:17	Brin [Basil]	i’ll read those ones oh oh
05:07:35:14	05:07:37:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s kind of the middle area
05:07:38:23	05:07:41:18	Chris [TBD]	Constitution or…
05:07:39:02	05:07:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just, you know, wars the whole time.
05:07:43:10	05:07:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, religion check.
05:07:44:13	05:07:51:02	Steve [Nortle]	Some here will remember That many years ago I myself dare to pass the doors of The Necromancer in Dolgendor
05:07:46:17	05:07:47:05	Brin [Basil]	it was religion
05:07:48:18	05:07:49:11	Chris [TBD]	21.
05:07:51:02	05:08:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s like a Just a saving throw
05:07:51:22	05:07:51:28	Brin [Basil]	for
05:07:52:08	05:07:59:01	Jesse [GM]	i did say constitution yeah i don’t know if it makes more sense to have a religion checked but constitution was just to see if
05:08:01:25	05:08:03:12	Steve [Nortle]	It typically is
05:08:02:11	05:08:04:01	Chris [TBD]	It would have been an 18th.
05:08:04:16	05:08:11:15	Brin [Basil]	I could have told you that
05:08:06:10	05:08:12:29	Jesse [GM]	anything uh so far from all these events that have been occurring okay so okay
05:08:11:23	05:08:20:11	Chris [TBD]	TBD is very skeptical of religion so he’s just not he believes one thing.
05:08:15:24	05:08:20:24	Brin [Basil]	mostly because he doesn’t understand just kidding
05:08:17:17	05:08:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a man of magic.
05:08:19:10	05:08:25:26	Jesse [GM]	he’s he’s pretty uh versed in history and things so he probably i mean like his secular knowledge
05:08:22:06	05:08:23:14	Brin [Basil]	yeah I’m totally joking
05:08:23:25	05:08:23:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:08:25:26	05:08:37:20	Jesse [GM]	of stuff uh it’s probably affecting him here yeah um okay so um the meeting is about to end
05:08:37:20	05:08:41:08	Jesse [GM]	The dragonborn is still about five feet away from the podium.
05:08:42:16	05:08:44:02	Chris [TBD]	Do I need to get up?
05:08:44:26	05:08:56:04	Jesse [GM]	If you want to, you can it’s basically if you want to build some rapport with the members here and get people to start trusting you guys or if you want to convert
05:08:56:04	05:08:58:02	Jesse [GM]	people that would be kind of your primary motivation
05:08:57:18	05:08:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	When does The Collection Plate come around?
05:09:02:14	05:09:05:22	Jesse [GM]	we’ll say right after once we conclude service
05:09:03:15	05:09:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. So as we’re walking
05:09:05:10	05:09:07:18	Brin [Basil]	And I lean back.
05:09:08:07	05:09:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
05:09:10:27	05:09:14:27	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to get up and
05:09:12:24	05:09:14:29	Steve [Nortle]	Paschal seems really interested In this
05:09:18:06	05:09:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	Looking at things from a new angle
05:09:19:26	05:09:22:28	Chris [TBD]	how close is the dragonborn to the podium at this point?
05:09:23:16	05:09:29:17	Jesse [GM]	five feet away it’s going to take her about five minutes to get there and the meeting is going to end in three so
05:09:30:08	05:09:31:22	Chris [TBD]	Alright, I’m just going to go up and
05:09:32:21	05:09:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	it’s all about the effort
05:09:35:27	05:09:47:17	Chris [TBD]	pick her up and bring her to the podium but then put her slightly past it and then I’ll just go to the microphone you’re in my way i’m pretty much
05:09:43:24	05:09:44:22	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:09:44:23	05:09:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	you’re in my way
05:09:46:10	05:09:47:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:09:46:20	05:09:47:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:09:48:23	05:09:57:13	Brin [Basil]	And they press the button to raise it, but it stops and it doesn’t reach.
05:09:49:10	05:09:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	Have her face the other direction So she can just talk
05:09:55:25	05:09:59:06	Dave [Xeros]	and he still has to like tilt down
05:09:57:20	05:10:00:11	Chris [TBD]	and i’m just gonna lift it all the way up
05:10:01:02	05:10:11:29	Brin [Basil]	no but it’s like a foot pedal you have to pump it there’s so we’ll Oh, there’s two of them.
05:10:02:29	05:10:04:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:10:04:17	05:10:07:24	Jesse [GM]	it’s a very old like mechanical style yeah
05:10:07:25	05:10:10:06	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a deacon Who’s just working
05:10:10:29	05:10:11:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:10:15:14	05:10:20:23	Chris [TBD]	that’s awesome uh tvd is basically going to get up and say look
05:10:20:23	05:10:28:16	Chris [TBD]	I don’t usually do this, and religion
05:10:28:16	05:10:39:13	Chris [TBD]	isn’t usually something I pursue. But thank you for listening. I, in the past, have lost a chance of forgiveness,
05:10:40:06	05:10:42:01	Chris [TBD]	and it has affected me.
05:10:45:29	05:10:53:23	Chris [TBD]	Well, let’s just say it’s one thing to be loved and another thing entirely to trust it.
05:10:55:27	05:11:06:02	Chris [TBD]	So I’m here seeking healing, but I haven’t found it yet.
05:11:07:15	05:11:09:12	Chris [TBD]	Maybe I’ll find it here
05:11:13:00	05:11:15:22	Jesse [GM]	nice there’s some like there’s
05:11:15:15	05:11:18:15	Chris [TBD]	And the microphone kind of like
05:11:20:25	05:11:21:13	Chris [TBD]	squeaks
05:11:22:15	05:11:24:21	Chris [TBD]	Well just the feedback from the mic
05:11:26:12	05:11:37:24	Chris [TBD]	Just to pull some heartstrings and see This is deception Well I wasn’t deceptive Like
05:11:37:24	05:11:38:14	Chris [TBD]	I truly
05:11:39:26	05:11:40:14	Chris [TBD]	Persuasion
05:11:45:19	05:11:49:14	Chris [TBD]	Come on boy Oh It was an eight.
05:11:50:07	05:11:51:19	Jesse [GM]	oh man
05:11:51:15	05:11:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	zero and your persuading oh my gosh he’s not very charismatic apparently
05:11:52:15	05:11:54:17	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I’m not very persuasive apparently.
05:11:53:17	05:11:54:09	Brin [Basil]	Nuh-uh!
05:11:56:13	05:11:59:24	Chris [TBD]	I’m a wizard. That’s like one of the lowest hats for a wizard
05:12:00:15	05:12:06:12	Steve [Nortle]	i feel like it was actually the inter the uh feedback was so bad throughout the speech that like no one could actually hear
05:12:03:15	05:12:09:06	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah I was heartfelt and honest but no one could hear it
05:12:06:24	05:12:09:06	Brin [Basil]	yeah you had to like lean down
05:12:09:28	05:12:12:16	Jesse [GM]	you were still a little too far away from the microphone
05:12:12:08	05:12:13:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:12:12:08	05:12:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
05:12:13:10	05:12:13:26	Chris [TBD]	yeah
05:12:14:00	05:12:15:12	Jesse [GM]	so they didn’t get everything
05:12:15:08	05:12:16:13	Chris [TBD]	that’s right yeah
05:12:17:09	05:12:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	next to him actually heard it
05:12:18:08	05:12:19:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, she’s weeping.
05:12:21:15	05:12:22:08	Jesse [GM]	uh
05:12:21:26	05:12:31:19	Chris [TBD]	The dragon boy got me I looked down
05:12:23:24	05:12:28:17	Jesse [GM]	and she just puts her little paw on your knee.
05:12:33:25	05:12:35:26	Jesse [GM]	Okay, dang. Yeah, nobody…
05:12:35:20	05:12:47:06	Chris [TBD]	yeah no one felt that it’s too bad do I need to do a con save again or because I didn’t
05:12:37:21	05:12:41:27	Jesse [GM]	They probably would have if they heard it though. It’s very heartfelt. Too bad.
05:12:48:27	05:12:50:05	Chris [TBD]	or because i didn’t do
05:12:49:29	05:12:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	but you are convincing yourself
05:12:50:06	05:12:58:06	Jesse [GM]	Let’s see if it softens your heart a little bit. You’re up there sharing some intimate things. See if it opens you up.
05:13:00:18	05:13:01:14	Chris [TBD]	nat 1
05:13:01:22	05:13:02:06	Jesse [GM]	Wow!
05:13:01:25	05:13:04:25	Brin [Basil]	You’re joking me.
05:13:02:10	05:13:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	TBD’s hot grew three sizes that day
05:13:03:14	05:13:04:01	Chris [TBD]	jeez
05:13:04:25	05:13:16:26	Brin [Basil]	you’re joking he’s
05:13:04:27	05:13:05:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:13:05:14	05:13:05:28	Jesse [GM]	Alright,
05:13:06:28	05:13:08:10	Chris [TBD]	plus 2 it’s a 3
05:13:09:01	05:13:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	it doesn’t care It doesn’t matter
05:13:09:27	05:13:13:01	Steve [Nortle]	So you just shrunk in front of everybody!
05:13:12:12	05:13:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
05:13:13:02	05:13:13:18	Jesse [GM]	do you how far
05:13:14:16	05:13:16:23	Dave [Xeros]	He goes right down to the podium
05:13:14:25	05:13:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:13:15:02	05:13:16:09	Chris [TBD]	you’re right
05:13:16:26	05:13:25:29	Brin [Basil]	the perfect height right to the mic and
05:13:18:29	05:13:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:13:19:15	05:13:25:07	Chris [TBD]	I’m standing on the podium I am the size of the microphone I’m 7 inches tall
05:13:25:15	05:13:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like an action figure You guys
05:13:27:26	05:13:36:05	Jesse [GM]	that you like go gi joe on us yeah okay um uh
05:13:28:22	05:13:30:07	Chris [TBD]	I am an action figure.
05:13:29:19	05:13:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	I love that mate Mechanics so much.
05:13:30:01	05:13:31:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:13:31:21	05:13:32:04	Chris [TBD]	Shonk!
05:13:33:16	05:13:43:01	Brin [Basil]	just like you just hear gas from the crow. What happened?
05:13:40:12	05:13:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	Sorcery
05:13:44:25	05:13:52:19	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to use this to my advantage. Hey, I’m gonna use it to my disadvantage. I’m just going to jump off and try to disappear so they don’t see me.
05:13:54:09	05:13:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	Tally-ho!
05:13:57:02	05:14:05:08	Jesse [GM]	a little confused they feel like he disappeared and they don’t quite know what’s happened and the like pulpit boys are like kind of mad that they raised the pulpit all the way up there
05:13:57:19	05:13:58:12	Chris [TBD]	Rock and roll!
05:14:04:08	05:14:05:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:14:06:23	05:14:12:06	Dave [Xeros]	They can’t get To like The closing prayer You have to crank It all the way down That’s frustrating
05:14:07:20	05:14:08:03	Chris [TBD]	Chonk.
05:14:12:25	05:14:19:04	Jesse [GM]	a little spooked, a little ominous. Okay? Um… Okay! So the local…
05:14:18:22	05:14:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	means that spiritually he is
05:14:23:13	05:14:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	on his way too.
05:14:25:11	05:14:25:26	Jesse [GM]	Oh,
05:14:25:14	05:14:28:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, Yeah, I failed that constitution.
05:14:27:29	05:14:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can we Like do this Almost like Death saving throws where it’s like we have a certain amount and that’s two yeah is it what would you say like
05:14:33:11	05:14:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I was curious about that.
05:14:34:02	05:14:36:10	Chris [TBD]	If you’re truly converted…
05:14:37:17	05:14:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	three five okay so four so i have two to the negative yeah and then i’m fully converted
05:14:38:22	05:14:43:11	Jesse [GM]	Um… Hmm… Let’s say four.
05:14:44:17	05:14:50:03	Jesse [GM]	Four and four are you and you are fully converted never leave
05:14:49:10	05:14:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	after four you’re too into it as well you know nat one is two when you do death saving throws
05:14:50:00	05:14:54:11	Chris [TBD]	No, I’m one in two. Oh, because I got an at-one?
05:14:56:06	05:14:56:23	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
05:14:58:27	05:15:01:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m one step closer.
05:15:02:17	05:15:02:29	Brin [Basil]	not.
05:15:03:13	05:15:05:08	Chris [TBD]	She is one step away.
05:15:03:18	05:15:04:14	Jesse [GM]	Okay
05:15:05:15	05:15:06:12	Steve [Nortle]	I think
05:15:05:15	05:15:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	i think it’s just because there’s no women in the clergy right like
05:15:07:04	05:15:10:10	Jesse [GM]	No no no
05:15:09:12	05:15:12:04	Brin [Basil]	Except for that stupid elf up there!
05:15:13:06	05:15:24:17	Jesse [GM]	a lot of priestesses so you probably know this I should have clarified this but Ideas is primarily like a matriarchal organization they’re leadership
05:15:14:29	05:15:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	okay
05:15:24:17	05:15:36:15	Jesse [GM]	they’re prophetess you’ll hear a lot talk about the shards which are kind of like the apostle figures in the church there’s seven of them and they’re all they’re just priestesses
05:15:34:23	05:15:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	seven shots
05:15:36:15	05:15:42:09	Jesse [GM]	but yeah very matriarchy maybe Basil can get behind that I don’t know
05:15:37:00	05:15:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s very reminiscent of Legend of Zelda
05:15:43:24	05:15:53:25	Jesse [GM]	okay cool but you probably know that from being here before so the meeting is coming to a close as you can see the priest is standing up
05:15:47:15	05:15:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	yes
05:15:53:25	05:16:02:01	Jesse [GM]	and give the final remarks the dragonborn she’s content with what she heard from your experience
05:16:01:21	05:16:04:11	Chris [TBD]	I’m very confused because I disappeared, basically.
05:16:04:29	05:16:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	you didn’t see anything
05:16:06:05	05:16:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	Went from touching your knee too.
05:16:13:19	05:16:23:10	Jesse [GM]	and uh yeah she’s not going to go sit back down or anything she’s gonna stand there with like tears in her eyes just staring at the priestess he said he’s closing the meeting um so
05:16:18:22	05:16:19:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:16:23:07	05:16:24:08	Brin [Basil]	just start leading the music.
05:16:24:26	05:16:25:29	Chris [TBD]	She’s there anyways
05:16:26:05	05:16:26:29	Jesse [GM]	they have
05:16:26:08	05:16:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	that was the goal all along
05:16:28:21	05:16:33:03	Brin [Basil]	She wasn’t going out there to declare, she was going up there to be the chorister!
05:16:29:20	05:16:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	no she was going up there to like actually conduct and that’s how long it takes her to get there
05:16:35:19	05:16:36:21	Chris [TBD]	It was very punctual
05:16:36:19	05:16:44:11	Jesse [GM]	that’s great actually yeah sure yeah so she’s the conductor they have their closing hymnal and
05:16:39:09	05:16:41:09	Brin [Basil]	She waves her cane…
05:16:42:17	05:16:45:10	Steve [Nortle]	At like 50 beats per minute.
05:16:46:01	05:16:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	I thought 4-4 time was bad
05:16:56:21	05:17:07:17	Jesse [GM]	um and uh yeah so they uh have their himal uh somebody offers something with prayer to close the meeting and the meeting is adjourned everybody starts leaving uh they’re getting up
05:17:07:17	05:17:14:24	Jesse [GM]	to uh leave the meeting they have classes before this except for basil is asleep
05:17:10:29	05:17:11:28	Brin [Basil]	Except for me
05:17:15:03	05:17:16:11	Chris [TBD]	very attentive right now.
05:17:17:14	05:17:19:12	Steve [Nortle]	She’s so intentive she’s drooling.
05:17:22:23	05:17:30:05	Chris [TBD]	I just, I’m not on the podium. I jumped down but I’m kind of hoping that no one noticed.
05:17:24:09	05:17:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s just trying to run back.
05:17:27:04	05:17:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	Is there like a secret room he can maneuver his way into with this size?
05:17:28:26	05:17:53:07	Brin [Basil]	he’s running underneath the pews the confession booth up
05:17:36:10	05:17:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	You could do some good eavesdropping.
05:17:38:24	05:17:40:13	Chris [TBD]	That’s what I’m talking about. Yeah.
05:17:39:11	05:17:41:20	Steve [Nortle]	Learn what Basil was referring to.
05:17:40:00	05:17:49:25	Jesse [GM]	yeah why don’t you make like an investigation check and see like what’s around and then we’ll come back to you as well we might have to you might have to do like a survival check everybody’s stepping around you as they’re
05:17:49:25	05:17:57:16	Jesse [GM]	leaving uh i’m worried you might get stepped on or something sweet okay um so there’s uh
05:17:51:17	05:17:52:26	Chris [TBD]	that’s a 17
05:17:57:16	05:18:04:13	Jesse [GM]	is everybody’s leaving you get a chance to dig a little bit deeper and see kind of a different
05:18:07:03	05:18:09:03	Chris [TBD]	instead of down
05:18:08:09	05:18:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	is it down yeah no it is a new point of view for you
05:18:09:25	05:18:11:08	Brin [Basil]	priestess his
05:18:12:18	05:18:14:15	Chris [TBD]	I believe
05:18:15:04	05:18:16:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:18:19:13	05:18:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the commando church
05:18:27:21	05:18:36:09	Jesse [GM]	thing that you see really like there isnut any other like there’s doors you know to like some offices and stuff there’s the confessional booths
05:18:36:09	05:18:47:09	Jesse [GM]	that are off the side things like that um but you see like the leadership the priests and stuff of church they all seem like all the leadership and the members there they that you perceive
05:18:47:09	05:18:54:16	Jesse [GM]	like they seem genuinely like altruistic you don’t detect sort of like any ulterior motive or
05:18:54:16	05:19:03:28	Jesse [GM]	their true believers whether yeah what they believe is right wrong like they’re very committed and they’re like genuinely like good
05:18:55:12	05:18:57:01	Chris [TBD]	these are true believers
05:19:05:29	05:19:10:22	Chris [TBD]	so i don’t feel the need to investigate any and kind of follow them
05:19:12:12	05:19:23:21	Jesse [GM]	the priests do feel the need to go and introduce themselves to you all before you get a chance to leave so they run into the congregation push through the crowd as they’re departing
05:19:23:21	05:19:27:28	Jesse [GM]	to find each of you uh and let’s say
05:19:27:07	05:19:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	I haven’t moved, I’m still reading so I’m easy to catch.
05:19:32:02	05:19:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	like my converted
05:19:35:23	05:19:46:09	Jesse [GM]	yeah um so let’s see i thought i prepared enough this
05:19:46:01	05:19:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	You did.
05:19:46:09	05:19:53:12	Jesse [GM]	freaking game okay it’s because you rolled a 19
05:19:54:19	05:20:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	There were three people that were on the edge. I feel like a 19 should net me at least one or two.
05:20:01:23	05:20:11:23	Jesse [GM]	you you definitely get one of them uh you needed to beat an 18 for one of them um and so you but this guy he came in he’s kind of in the distrustful category
05:20:11:23	05:20:18:17	Jesse [GM]	um he like is very familiar with the church just had like bad experiences and stuff and doesn’t
05:20:18:17	05:20:26:18	Jesse [GM]	trust like the shards and stuff like that it was the members yeah he’s he kind of he kind
05:20:21:03	05:20:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah it was the member’s. It’s not the message, it was
05:20:26:18	05:20:35:25	Jesse [GM]	falls into the TBD category a little bit where he’s like conspiracy theories and stuff he’s not sure if you trust the organization in full um so you getting up there and talking about like
05:20:35:25	05:20:41:13	Jesse [GM]	doctrinal points and stuff had a tremendous impact on him but kind of reminded him what
05:20:41:13	05:20:48:27	Jesse [GM]	it’s all about you know so yeah um so he’s there with you uh and yeah what do you want to say
05:20:42:03	05:20:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	belief. Yep.
05:20:52:06	05:20:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yeah I can start to.
05:20:54:29	05:20:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	embracing the long time
05:20:57:08	05:21:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	My new friend my Our connection has taken me down a peg.
05:21:05:11	05:21:09:24	Dave [Xeros]	It humbled me a little bit. I’ve bowed my head in reverence.
05:21:05:11	05:21:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	humbled
05:21:11:28	05:21:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	Can you please tell me about your experiences with the good gospel of Idios?
05:21:17:21	05:21:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	And let me know why you’ve been so hesitant to fully give yourself over
05:21:27:24	05:21:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	to saloonate in idios because like the majority of people we all believe in idiots yeah
05:21:37:11	05:21:48:17	Jesse [GM]	right you’ve already converted if you don’t have to keep preaching because he’s there. He says to you, well it was a long time ago but
05:21:50:18	05:21:53:21	Jesse [GM]	I used to come here pretty regularly
05:21:54:22	05:21:56:27	Jesse [GM]	but I had some experiences
05:21:58:08	05:22:02:28	Jesse [GM]	and I stumbled upon some information that made me question
05:22:05:01	05:22:10:05	Jesse [GM]	the validity of the church and its organization. You reminded me
05:22:07:18	05:22:08:10	Chris [TBD]	The shrink.
05:22:10:05	05:22:18:28	Jesse [GM]	uh the purity of the things that we teach yeah that was kind of your whole message
05:22:18:28	05:22:27:11	Jesse [GM]	was that yeah the purity and stuff so um he’s incredibly grateful um he’ll say he’s like
05:22:27:11	05:22:35:04	Jesse [GM]	kind of is a little bit more like burly guy he kind of comes off looking pretty tough but now he’s kind of turned into like the soft teddy bear a little bet right he’s gonna
05:22:35:04	05:22:46:08	Jesse [GM]	let you in um and he’s he’s pretty uh convinced that he’s gonna start attending regularly that he’ll go back he’s going to be worshiping more regularly with the other members so
05:22:47:16	05:22:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	friend if there’s anything that i can do to serve you today or this week please reach out i’m gonna um
05:22:57:14	05:23:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	like write my name on a piece of gold
05:23:03:21	05:23:04:25	Chris [TBD]	Silver, remember?
05:23:06:10	05:23:07:12	Chris [TBD]	it’s silver now
05:23:11:02	05:23:15:00	Chris [TBD]	I’m just saying you would always write with gold but then you gotta write with silver
05:23:11:19	05:23:13:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh, you’re talking about money.
05:23:14:22	05:23:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah yeah yeah no it’s like i i’m actually just i start a little porch on my finger and I, like, etch into the coin my name. And I’m just like… Just take this to any forbidden fruit’s tavern.
05:23:17:29	05:23:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	you meant
05:23:20:18	05:23:23:10	Jesse [GM]	sure okay
05:23:25:23	05:23:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the Applebee’s of Correus.
05:23:29:18	05:23:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	They’ll know where to find me. And it’s like an Eros coin but then on the other side it’s a portrait of me smiling.
05:23:37:16	05:23:38:02	Chris [TBD]	token
05:23:39:11	05:23:40:16	Steve [Nortle]	your own coins
05:23:40:28	05:23:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a token of my affection.
05:23:42:15	05:23:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	in a literal way
05:23:44:23	05:23:46:06	Brin [Basil]	Token of seniority.
05:23:45:28	05:23:50:25	Jesse [GM]	he doesn’t totally understand the gesture but he looks to you and says I will never forget what you said today
05:23:51:29	05:23:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you.
05:23:52:12	05:24:02:29	Jesse [GM]	um as he says that to you the uh bishop priest comes up to you um and he kind of pulls you aside
05:23:55:19	05:23:56:09	Dave [Xeros]	Tell others.
05:24:00:23	05:24:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
05:24:02:29	05:24:06:15	Jesse [GM]	we haven’t seen
05:24:08:06	05:24:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	Father?
05:24:12:23	05:24:18:17	Jesse [GM]	grunch Grunsch. We haven’t seen grunge for a long time what you did today
05:24:14:04	05:24:15:00	Dave [Xeros]	Grunchk? Grunchka?
05:24:19:18	05:24:21:00	Jesse [GM]	remarkable, what’s your name?
05:24:21:05	05:24:22:29	Dave [Xeros]	My name is Eros?
05:24:24:15	05:24:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	I just feel like it’s not enough to overcome what I’ve done
05:24:29:21	05:24:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	but I’m on my way
05:24:32:12	05:24:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	I want to try
05:24:33:06	05:24:34:05	Jesse [GM]	Indeed you are
05:24:34:16	05:24:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	how can I try harder
05:24:38:06	05:24:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	point me in the right direction
05:24:39:18	05:24:45:22	Jesse [GM]	he says well I mean it appears that you are well on the way the next step would be to go to Idios
05:24:48:11	05:24:51:10	Jesse [GM]	commune with the members there perhaps even
05:24:52:29	05:24:53:19	Jesse [GM]	make your
05:24:56:02	05:25:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	anyone that I could talk to an idiot that could help me more that could truly dig in deep and pull out this evil
05:25:06:16	05:25:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	and make my conversion complete
05:25:09:17	05:25:17:08	Jesse [GM]	the sorcerers in idios they have some powerful magic and healing uh that could probably help with something like in fact
05:25:17:08	05:25:27:01	Jesse [GM]	the university there’s some really intelligent professors people there that can educate you further on worship and uh furthering your conversion
05:25:27:06	05:25:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can I pull up
05:25:27:22	05:25:29:24	Brin [Basil]	Can they fix alcoholics?
05:25:30:03	05:25:35:20	Jesse [GM]	he looks over at you and he are you drunk now okay
05:25:32:14	05:25:37:12	Brin [Basil]	Sorry. A little bit. I was sitting in the pew drinking a little bit
05:25:34:27	05:25:43:28	Dave [Xeros]	i i i 100 am but um i’m going to like is there any way that you could take this parchment
05:25:43:28	05:25:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	and just sign your experience you had today to possibly get me
05:25:50:09	05:25:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	to talk i please please witness please with praise i
05:25:50:24	05:26:02:22	Jesse [GM]	you want me you want to witness what happened today oh absolutely i would be happy to yeah so he’s gonna sign his name on there um yeah he’s kind of like the local leader here uh
05:26:02:22	05:26:09:07	Jesse [GM]	You have his endorsement on a piece of parchment, I guess. Yeah. Great?
05:26:09:12	05:26:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	read it father moffat thank you
05:26:15:24	05:26:26:21	Jesse [GM]	Perfect. Okay. And we’re so glad that you came as well. I know that there was some confusion about maybe what
05:26:22:07	05:26:22:29	Dave [Xeros]	hard pivot
05:26:26:21	05:26:29:20	Jesse [GM]	was the expectation up at
05:26:28:09	05:26:33:06	Brin [Basil]	I was just taught Yep, I was Just taught a little different I guess
05:26:34:00	05:26:37:09	Jesse [GM]	We all win our own race as they say.
05:26:40:14	05:26:41:24	Brin [Basil]	Sorry, excuse me
05:26:44:21	05:26:45:07	Brin [Basil]	Yep
05:26:46:22	05:26:57:08	Jesse [GM]	but we’re sure glad that you came and attended i can see
05:26:50:26	05:26:53:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to not punch you now.
05:26:54:19	05:26:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	growth my friend
05:26:56:20	05:27:01:09	Brin [Basil]	I hate everything about this.
05:26:57:08	05:26:59:20	Jesse [GM]	you’re already practicing some change
05:26:58:12	05:27:10:10	Chris [TBD]	talking
05:27:03:22	05:27:07:27	Jesse [GM]	any of your friends here it looked like you wandered in as a group
05:27:10:10	05:27:12:10	Chris [TBD]	about? We staggered in separately.
05:27:12:14	05:27:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just an action figure
05:27:13:15	05:27:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	it says the tiny figure that’s hidden
05:27:15:20	05:27:26:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m only here because he asked me to come, and I spit on the floor.
05:27:21:03	05:27:25:24	Jesse [GM]	You’re now next to Basil standing there in your tiny form.
05:27:25:08	05:27:31:12	Chris [TBD]	I actually climbed up on the back of Nortle’s shell, so I’m just going to ride up there.
05:27:31:18	05:27:35:27	Jesse [GM]	Oh, okay, great. Yeah. Okay, our services are concluded for today.
05:27:37:06	05:27:48:02	Jesse [GM]	But if you’d like to find us during the week sometime we have other meetings, confessional things like that that you can participate in
05:27:47:26	05:27:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	is there any way I can make a contribution to what I’ve witnessed today
05:27:48:02	05:27:54:17	Jesse [GM]	if you feel the need of a contribution. What kind of contribution?
05:27:54:26	05:27:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	well, I got a lot of gold
05:27:57:00	05:28:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, that’s a lot where my guilt comes from and I just feel like I need to relieve myself of this burden
05:28:02:15	05:28:07:02	Jesse [GM]	We would never deny anybody the blessings of obedience.
05:28:08:15	05:28:14:26	Jesse [GM]	And if you’d like to make a contribution I suppose that is within your right to do so.
05:28:15:21	05:28:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	i take out 1039
05:28:23:23	05:28:32:12	Dave [Xeros]	gold pieces all on
05:28:26:08	05:28:27:21	Jesse [GM]	Wow. Okay.
05:28:28:27	05:28:44:08	Brin [Basil]	that bastard’s loaded he was
05:28:31:19	05:28:32:10	Jesse [GM]	The
05:28:32:12	05:28:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	the backs of my hard discretion it’s like
05:28:35:03	05:28:45:03	Jesse [GM]	several of the other priests they see what you’re doing and it’s hard to see disclose that it doesn’t fit in the bag
05:28:41:26	05:28:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s, like I take yeah just my pockets is kind of leaning to one side and it’s
05:28:44:08	05:28:48:09	Brin [Basil]	trying to put it in a big pouch with the slip tied
05:28:48:09	05:29:05:00	Brin [Basil]	do it spilled out and
05:28:51:11	05:28:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a slot machine.
05:28:53:29	05:29:03:28	Jesse [GM]	and they all kneel and praise, so thankful for your contribution we’ll say four other of the priests
05:29:01:00	05:29:02:17	Chris [TBD]	one of them is like
05:29:03:28	05:29:12:20	Jesse [GM]	sign your witness card so you now have about five signatures who’ve witnessed your good deeds
05:29:05:00	05:29:25:19	Brin [Basil]	the
05:29:05:23	05:29:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	My endorsement?
05:29:09:21	05:29:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	Witness friends,
05:29:14:00	05:29:14:25	Chris [TBD]	of them is like
05:29:16:07	05:29:19:02	Chris [TBD]	what’s the widow’s mite parable right
05:29:21:02	05:29:21:29	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah
05:29:21:07	05:29:24:12	Jesse [GM]	yeah he’s uh given of his abundance kind of thing right now
05:29:24:20	05:29:36:10	Chris [TBD]	and the old dragonborn woman puts a single little copper piece in one of the priests is like that man did this entire time
05:29:36:10	05:29:41:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah that’s right the song still
05:29:38:29	05:29:41:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
05:29:40:06	05:29:48:28	Jesse [GM]	she’s so waving her hand around yes um okay so everybody’s kind of left at this point
05:29:42:15	05:29:43:08	Chris [TBD]	if
05:29:48:28	05:29:55:01	Jesse [GM]	um the services are concluded they kind of push you to the doors they thank you for coming
05:29:55:23	05:30:01:21	Jesse [GM]	and they can send you on your way so you’re back in the city streets
05:30:01:21	05:30:11:00	Jesse [GM]	uh and you can decide where you’d like to go next um we have the yeah the port this
05:30:14:19	05:30:22:25	Chris [TBD]	we go to the port now and get there before the hour is over I’ll be small and able to investigate maybe
05:30:23:27	05:30:24:21	Chris [TBD]	stealthily
05:30:31:11	05:30:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	You do know that they give those away for free?
05:30:33:12	05:30:44:11	Brin [Basil]	I support this so wait we’re already out in the city
05:30:35:22	05:30:46:29	Chris [TBD]	know
05:30:36:28	05:30:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
05:30:37:20	05:30:41:17	Jesse [GM]	you take it that paper is yours to guard now for the rest of, for the duration
05:30:44:11	05:30:53:25	Brin [Basil]	street or can i go behind the pulpit and steal some wafers I sure do.
05:30:50:17	05:30:57:02	Jesse [GM]	um you can try do you want to go try and steal some things ok go ahead and roll like sleight of hand
05:30:54:23	05:30:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	Jeez!
05:30:58:09	05:31:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to think back of what Lushara asked us to do.
05:31:01:11	05:31:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	oh
05:31:02:02	05:31:03:19	Brin [Basil]	I don’t give a shit about that.
05:31:04:10	05:31:10:15	Jesse [GM]	oh man you didn’t roll on that one did you
05:31:05:07	05:31:08:11	Brin [Basil]	Damn it! I epically failed.
05:31:10:06	05:31:10:21	Chris [TBD]	No.
05:31:10:11	05:31:12:22	Brin [Basil]	No, I didn’t. I got a six.
05:31:11:17	05:31:12:00	Jesse [GM]	ok
05:31:13:02	05:31:13:09	Chris [TBD]	Now?
05:31:13:27	05:31:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hideous isn’t with you.
05:31:14:02	05:31:25:02	Jesse [GM]	so when you’re back there trying to take it uh some of the priests stumble upon you uh trying to steal and they look at you and say if you’re if you need all you have to do is ask
05:31:25:08	05:31:25:27	Brin [Basil]	I was just hungry.
05:31:26:17	05:31:32:02	Jesse [GM]	oh so they go and get they have like actual food like it’s like a storehouse of sorts
05:31:32:19	05:31:36:15	Brin [Basil]	And while they walk away can I put some laces in the pocket? Just kidding.
05:31:38:15	05:31:40:16	Brin [Basil]	Still, I did fail. Okay.
05:31:39:02	05:31:50:14	Jesse [GM]	sleight -of -hand check um but they do give some food to take with you for your yeah yeah perfect
05:31:40:27	05:31:42:01	Chris [TBD]	But they can leave me.
05:31:44:05	05:31:48:01	Brin [Basil]	And I like grudgingly bite the apple
05:31:46:24	05:31:47:08	Chris [TBD]	Fine.
05:31:50:14	05:31:56:16	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah you so you are in the streets
05:31:50:29	05:32:03:18	Brin [Basil]	walk out shut
05:31:52:13	05:31:53:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
05:31:59:02	05:32:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	we can the archive or the port.
05:32:02:25	05:32:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	Work through it, my friend. Work through it.
05:32:03:12	05:32:07:27	Jesse [GM]	like you’re around like 12 31 at this point we’re getting into the afternoon
05:32:03:18	05:32:10:20	Brin [Basil]	up arrows glad we’re out
05:32:08:01	05:32:08:23	Dave [Xeros]	Salune willing.
05:32:10:20	05:32:18:17	Brin [Basil]	of there let’s go I don’t want to see
05:32:12:19	05:32:13:15	Chris [TBD]	Where do you want to go, Basil?
05:32:14:24	05:32:16:25	Chris [TBD]	Where do YOU WANT TO GO, BASIL?!
05:32:20:15	05:32:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s on my shoulder, so it’s probably kind of hard to hang onto the shell now.
05:32:24:28	05:32:26:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s true, that’s true, That’s true.
05:32:25:24	05:32:33:13	Brin [Basil]	slippery turn the hat upside down
05:32:26:21	05:32:28:12	Steve [Nortle]	Just hold onto the hat.
05:32:28:12	05:32:31:08	Dave [Xeros]	jump yeah it’s like you’re in that little boat again
05:32:29:03	05:32:31:25	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, the little boat.
05:32:35:05	05:32:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	question is the library owned by The Church of Ideas or is it like a library where you can find
05:32:35:13	05:32:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a very versatile hat.
05:32:43:21	05:32:49:05	Jesse [GM]	is the new old library yep uh -huh so there are like church materials but
05:32:45:09	05:32:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	the new old library okay
05:32:49:20	05:32:54:07	Chris [TBD]	what would we be looking for in the library like What purpose do we have to go?
05:32:54:12	05:33:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	It could give us additional information that we’ll need as far as the exam that’s coming.
05:33:02:11	05:33:10:02	Jesse [GM]	there’s so there’re a few different things that you may want to learn about at this point you could investigate some of the disappearances you could search like the city
05:33:10:02	05:33:16:06	Jesse [GM]	archives in a sense uh you could study for the exam and start learning things will help you
05:33:16:06	05:33:28:05	Jesse [GM]	um and um yeah there may be other things you’re
05:33:19:29	05:33:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m seeking the greater light and knowledge that would come from
05:33:25:13	05:33:26:00	Chris [TBD]	Right.
05:33:26:15	05:33:28:15	Dave [Xeros]	but if we want to go to the port yeah
05:33:28:05	05:33:35:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah eros he’s you’re on a high right now and And you’re pretty convinced that you need to continue your search for spiritual knowledge.
05:33:30:26	05:33:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m on a high, yeah.
05:33:36:08	05:33:40:17	Jesse [GM]	So, yeah, unless you can dissuade Eros,
05:33:36:23	05:33:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like it’s the one thing that I’ve been missing my entire life,
05:33:42:27	05:33:43:15	Chris [TBD]	Well…
05:33:43:23	05:33:50:28	Steve [Nortle]	Fowlclaw is going to be so angry that he missed your entire conversion process.
05:33:50:07	05:33:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	You’re just reading a book? I get it. It’s fine.
05:33:53:10	05:33:54:25	Jesse [GM]	He tried so hard.
05:33:54:17	05:34:04:04	Chris [TBD]	I mean our mission is to find out what happened to our missing Lashara. I say we’d go to the port. Last thing.
05:34:02:17	05:34:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s to convince The Church of Idiots that we are one of them so that we understand what’s going on.
05:34:02:25	05:34:03:24	Steve [Nortle]	Lashings.
05:34:08:10	05:34:15:29	Chris [TBD]	No no no arrows Remember. Remember, remember, yeah, remember.
05:34:09:26	05:34:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s I’m pretty sure
05:34:13:07	05:34:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	Remember!
05:34:17:03	05:34:21:01	Chris [TBD]	Hey, arrows up here.
05:34:19:20	05:34:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
05:34:22:14	05:34:32:21	Chris [TBD]	Remember what? What’s our mission now to find the missing lashing?
05:34:33:01	05:34:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	we all have very different interpretations of what our goal is
05:34:36:04	05:34:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	Get more books!
05:34:36:24	05:34:41:02	Brin [Basil]	down from within burn it down from
05:34:41:20	05:34:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	Reading is so satisfying.
05:34:45:20	05:34:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	As we walk, I’m just following after reading as we go.
05:34:48:19	05:34:51:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Tell you what let’s go investigate and then we’ll hit
05:34:51:26	05:35:03:15	Chris [TBD]	the library after. Yes,
05:34:53:20	05:34:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	I think we should go to the port.
05:34:56:26	05:35:03:27	Dave [Xeros]	i mean i i’m i’m thirsting for knowledge i feel like i i
05:35:03:24	05:35:05:09	Chris [TBD]	The Knowledge of Our Missing Friend
05:35:04:02	05:35:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	Reading.
05:35:07:29	05:35:12:01	Chris [TBD]	Lushing Do you want to get paid?
05:35:11:26	05:35:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s true, she was. She really was.
05:35:13:16	05:35:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	um i think i honestly think you’re gonna have to convince me with a role to not separate and go straight to the library. You guys can go to the port, I think up to the point where I would separate the party
05:35:14:01	05:35:14:18	Chris [TBD]	Money
05:35:18:19	05:35:26:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay Yeah, yeah, that makes sense
05:35:25:16	05:35:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	so if you can convince
05:35:28:25	05:35:33:26	Jesse [GM]	you might also maybe be at a disadvantage because you also rolled a one so you also are feeling
05:35:33:10	05:35:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	me… Yeah, you’re also 7 inches tall
05:35:35:23	05:35:37:04	Jesse [GM]	spiritual realm as well
05:35:36:18	05:35:39:29	Chris [TBD]	It’s true That’s true Well
05:35:41:12	05:35:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	big faith now
05:35:43:08	05:35:45:18	Chris [TBD]	I’m not going to get lower than a three
05:35:47:23	05:35:48:07	Brin [Basil]	possible.
05:35:49:12	05:35:49:29	Chris [TBD]	Sixteen
05:35:52:01	05:35:56:00	Jesse [GM]	okay Nordle you wanted to go to the port do you want to make a tested roll against arrows
05:35:58:17	05:35:59:01	Jesse [GM]	elsewhere
05:35:59:17	05:36:06:06	Chris [TBD]	I’m going with arrows now Going for the libreria
05:36:00:28	05:36:04:10	Jesse [GM]	You also rolled not quite as poorly.
05:36:06:02	05:36:09:16	Jesse [GM]	We won’t put you at disadvantage, let’s just say it’s just a…
05:36:08:22	05:36:10:04	Steve [Nortle]	As a persuasion
05:36:11:12	05:36:11:26	Jesse [GM]	Yes.
05:36:15:01	05:36:15:07	Jesse [GM]	Ooh!
05:36:17:01	05:36:18:26	Chris [TBD]	15 is usually our mark
05:36:18:13	05:36:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	But if it’s contested then
05:36:19:25	05:36:21:21	Dave [Xeros]	Then I get to contest that?
05:36:23:02	05:36:28:10	Jesse [GM]	Sure, yeah. So if you roll higher than 13 and you get to decide where we’re going?
05:36:29:03	05:36:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	barks?
05:36:32:09	05:36:34:03	Chris [TBD]	How many times do you get to do that?
05:36:33:14	05:36:40:21	Jesse [GM]	So with your, I will say because
05:36:35:24	05:36:36:29	Chris [TBD]	I say once per session.
05:36:37:25	05:36:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	No, I it burns the spell slot so I mean I can only do it five
05:36:38:00	05:36:41:23	Brin [Basil]	There you go.
05:36:39:19	05:36:40:01	Chris [TBD]	Seriously.
05:36:45:12	05:36:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	times that I don’t want to deceive people
05:36:48:15	05:36:50:29	Jesse [GM]	state that you’re in.
05:36:52:08	05:36:58:19	Jesse [GM]	You’re not necessarily, yeah, you’re not looking to manipulate, right?
05:36:56:04	05:37:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay I respect your decision I’ll allow it
05:36:56:16	05:37:04:19	Brin [Basil]	No, again, still, I just have to talk about it all around me!
05:37:04:19	05:37:08:06	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m making a contestant roll and this is
05:37:09:07	05:37:10:16	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what I used
05:37:11:10	05:37:11:16	Jesse [GM]	Yeah.
05:37:11:21	05:37:13:08	Brin [Basil]	Does anyone have drugs?
05:37:12:06	05:37:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	Thirteen? Thirteen.
05:37:15:02	05:37:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	That would be an eighteen.
05:37:17:22	05:37:29:04	Jesse [GM]	Okay. And you would like to go to the library? Kay. so yeah eros is going to take off again like he did previously in the city and uh you guys knowing
05:37:19:20	05:37:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	The library. I thirst for knowledge.
05:37:21:01	05:37:21:18	Chris [TBD]	liberaria
05:37:22:07	05:37:22:27	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go.
05:37:29:04	05:37:41:04	Jesse [GM]	how you were separated last time and how things have gone thus far you don’t necessarily want to lose sight of him especially now that he is so devoutly uh on
05:37:37:02	05:37:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m well on my way to conversion.
05:37:39:15	05:37:45:18	Chris [TBD]	I mean, I feel like I’m going to have to follow him because I forgot that I was that far along as well.
05:37:44:26	05:37:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	I pick him up off of Norder’s shoulder and am like brother let us sing the song
05:37:46:29	05:37:51:19	Steve [Nortle]	but we
05:37:52:21	05:37:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	and Idios together.
05:37:53:18	05:38:00:20	Steve [Nortle]	hey arrows I really want to read more books that’s why I’m going to the port to see if they have books there
05:37:56:26	05:37:58:02	Chris [TBD]	As long as it’s in
05:38:00:11	05:38:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	You do know what a library is, right?
05:38:06:26	05:38:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	well I mean, the one up in the sky. I remember not doing a whole lot while we were up there.
05:38:08:07	05:38:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	Saluni helped me.
05:38:15:22	05:38:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	It had lots of books?
05:38:18:06	05:38:18:27	Brin [Basil]	a lot of guards.
05:38:18:13	05:38:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	Let me show you a place where
05:38:20:12	05:38:27:09	Steve [Nortle]	I recall you needing to fly and jump around, talk to cars. Uh-huh.
05:38:27:16	05:38:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	books flow like wine and honey.
05:38:31:28	05:38:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	And that’s a good thing. Ah! Okay.
05:38:33:21	05:38:36:11	Chris [TBD]	The scholars flock like the salmon capsules.
05:38:37:09	05:38:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	Exactly.
05:38:39:28	05:38:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	To the library?
05:38:42:02	05:38:42:15	Dave [Xeros]	library?
05:38:42:06	05:38:43:11	Jesse [GM]	to the library
05:38:43:21	05:38:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	A show of hands?
05:38:45:00	05:38:48:24	Brin [Basil]	Whatever, I like books whatever right
05:38:47:29	05:38:56:26	Jesse [GM]	as long as it’s not that church right go anywhere okay okay great all right so you begin
05:38:51:16	05:38:54:19	Brin [Basil]	I’ve been wanting to leave about some cute stuff, so let’s go!
05:38:56:26	05:39:01:21	Jesse [GM]	to make your way toward the library you’re passing through city streets uh by this point
05:39:01:12	05:39:10:19	Chris [TBD]	This is for
05:39:01:21	05:39:11:09	Jesse [GM]	in the day it is pretty busy bussing there’s a lot of it’s bussin yep um and uh there’s just
05:39:06:17	05:39:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	Where?
05:39:10:19	05:39:29:15	Chris [TBD]	some
05:39:11:09	05:39:14:21	Jesse [GM]	busy people creatures everywhere on your way to the library
05:39:16:14	05:39:25:22	Jesse [GM]	um you do kind of pass through the city square oh you know what nope it didn’t work because
05:39:29:15	05:39:29:24	Chris [TBD]	reason
05:39:30:05	05:39:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	you, that’s why.
05:39:32:10	05:39:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	Screw you!
05:39:39:20	05:39:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	As we’re Yeah, yeah, yeah. As we were walking I put my arm around Basil and I’m like sister
05:39:40:15	05:39:41:27	Steve [Nortle]	That is technology though.
05:39:48:24	05:39:50:09	Brin [Basil]	DENTED MY FUCK!!!
05:39:50:11	05:39:52:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh no
05:39:50:23	05:39:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay good talk Good talk So
05:39:53:11	05:39:54:12	Brin [Basil]	Elbow-to the ribs.
05:39:59:06	05:40:00:17	Brin [Basil]	Not in the mood Arrows.
05:40:04:19	05:40:10:26	Jesse [GM]	yourself from eros a little walking through the streets uh you do kind of pass into the city center there’s a market
05:40:10:26	05:40:16:28	Jesse [GM]	there’s all kinds of merchants this is like the hub of the city people traveling everywhere um
05:40:18:05	05:40:22:19	Jesse [GM]	sorry the image doesn’t i didn’t do it right but in the center of
05:40:22:19	05:40:30:06	Jesse [GM]	the city uh there’s a monument and it is the forgotten hour monument that you see
05:40:28:15	05:40:28:29	Chris [TBD]	what
05:40:30:06	05:40:36:13	Jesse [GM]	um and it’s sort of this like pillar and atop the pillar you have like five heroes
05:40:36:13	05:40:42:26	Jesse [GM]	of the Forgotten Hour so each character Lashara, Jenkins everybody is representative
05:40:46:29	05:40:51:04	Chris [TBD]	TBD immediately recognizes his great-grandfather jacques bion
05:40:53:02	05:40:55:17	Jesse [GM]	you want to uh are you um
05:40:57:29	05:41:04:12	Jesse [GM]	it sounds like you’re drawn to the monument a little bit uh you see your grandfather great-grandfather
05:41:00:07	05:41:09:20	Chris [TBD]	heck yeah part of my family no i’m on arrows to shoulder now he picked me up
05:41:02:14	05:41:03:06	Steve [Nortle]	you like
05:41:04:08	05:41:09:27	Steve [Nortle]	tug on my ear hole to guide me in the right direction oh that’s right
05:41:06:19	05:41:08:06	Brin [Basil]	Your ear hole?
05:41:09:29	05:41:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	TBD?
05:41:11:08	05:41:16:26	Chris [TBD]	by the way if at any point the hour is over i’m gonna immediately grow back and crush him
05:41:14:19	05:41:20:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like and crush me? What do you see my friend?
05:41:23:16	05:41:29:29	Chris [TBD]	Check it out. It’s Grandpa Bjorn, and I think that’s LaShara.
05:41:30:14	05:41:32:04	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t yeah
05:41:32:02	05:41:36:06	Chris [TBD]	Man, she’s old, you’d think?
05:41:33:05	05:41:37:15	Dave [Xeros]	she really is you’d think she’d be dead by now and we’d be able to collect on that will
05:41:37:08	05:41:43:18	Jesse [GM]	do you wanna make do you Wanna Make A History Check real quick while you’re looking at this you guys are just kind of in passing
05:41:40:02	05:41:40:16	Chris [TBD]	Sure, yeah.
05:41:44:19	05:41:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	I when I look up there I do see like father idios almost is glinting and shining in my adult drug addled brain
05:41:47:20	05:41:48:11	Steve [Nortle]	saddened at one
05:41:53:01	05:41:59:15	Brin [Basil]	No way! You chose that die, damn fool.
05:41:55:20	05:41:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	um
05:41:59:04	05:42:04:03	Dave [Xeros]	so I just am drawn to the presence of the prophet
05:42:00:05	05:42:01:18	Chris [TBD]	I’ll tell you what happens.
05:42:04:13	05:42:07:19	Steve [Nortle]	and I see a plaque and I figure I can read that so I’m going to follow
05:42:08:02	05:42:08:22	Chris [TBD]	so
05:42:10:22	05:42:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	well I know you can read You can’t count, but you read well. Do you read fast? Or do you read tortoise speed?
05:42:15:27	05:42:16:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
05:42:23:05	05:42:30:09	Steve [Nortle]	tortoises are very rapid be readers at losing.
05:42:25:01	05:42:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right. I’ll believe you.
05:42:26:26	05:42:28:21	Brin [Basil]	Almost as fast as I am
05:42:29:11	05:42:29:20	Jesse [GM]	history
05:42:31:11	05:42:43:07	Chris [TBD]	what happens is the hour ends and I immediately roll big again but then within a millisecond
05:42:43:07	05:42:50:25	Chris [TBD]	I rolled in that one again, and I immediately just shrink right back down to where it was for another hour
05:42:45:02	05:42:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:42:45:12	05:42:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
05:42:50:02	05:42:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, my.
05:42:52:14	05:42:59:03	Jesse [GM]	yeah some of the members who left the congregation are there in the market like returning home and
05:42:53:10	05:42:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	What was that?
05:42:56:14	05:43:02:01	Brin [Basil]	it’s like
05:42:59:03	05:43:05:17	Jesse [GM]	they kind of question whether they saw that again. They’re like what? What? Yeah exactly
05:43:00:11	05:43:01:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah
05:43:01:11	05:43:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a Tyler Durden one frame insert. He does exist or does he?
05:43:03:09	05:43:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:43:09:18	05:43:17:16	Chris [TBD]	So I don’t really know much about what I’m looking at other than I recognize my grandpa, my great-grandpa.
05:43:16:17	05:43:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	TV, you’d think you’d know a little bit about your family history Yeah.
05:43:19:08	05:43:20:14	Chris [TBD]	You think I would?
05:43:22:25	05:43:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	The dice say otherwise.
05:43:25:16	05:43:28:07	Steve [Nortle]	My history is poor, but I’m happy to give a roll.
05:43:26:20	05:43:29:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m very good at history. That’s the problem.
05:43:30:20	05:43:39:03	Steve [Nortle]	Dirty 20. That’s how you do it. Yeah! That’s what they’re there for people. This is pretty straightforward.
05:43:32:06	05:43:32:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
05:43:34:18	05:43:36:03	Chris [TBD]	The plaque! You read the plaque?
05:43:39:15	05:43:40:18	Brin [Basil]	He can read.
05:43:42:12	05:43:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	She needs to do a spiritual role now to see if that can…
05:43:45:08	05:43:47:23	Dave [Xeros]	the plaque gold though?
05:43:47:01	05:43:49:06	Brin [Basil]	Not doing it. I’m not doing it.
05:43:51:12	05:43:53:06	Steve [Nortle]	Hand-carved mahogany.
05:43:54:20	05:43:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	a plaque of gold Okay, alright
05:43:55:25	05:44:03:16	Jesse [GM]	gold letters yeah sure so uh
05:43:58:12	05:44:00:14	Brin [Basil]	End card bullshit!
05:44:03:00	05:44:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	These characters are reformed idiots my friend
05:44:03:16	05:44:12:26	Jesse [GM]	with your um you read you read the plaque norto reads the plaque and it basically just goes on about how
05:44:12:26	05:44:23:10	Jesse [GM]	in like names the five heroes of the forgotten hour and then it just kind of describes like their great deeds um and how they really not only
05:44:23:10	05:44:33:14	Jesse [GM]	prevented the earth’s destruction but they also uh contributed immensely to this new world in establishing this place so it just Kind of lists out like just how pivotal they were
05:44:33:14	05:44:37:17	Jesse [GM]	um to this place uh foundational to all of the cities so
05:44:36:28	05:44:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	hold up new old was called old town how do i know all of this stuff but i don’t know that new old is called oldtown before the forgotten hour
05:44:46:14	05:44:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	For at least an hour.
05:44:54:21	05:45:05:10	Jesse [GM]	exactly yes that is what it is people um nordal with your uh history check that you did
05:44:54:28	05:45:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s in the name years.
05:44:57:25	05:44:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m so happy.
05:45:05:10	05:45:15:27	Jesse [GM]	this is all relatively common information but with your history check um you uh are sort
05:45:15:27	05:45:21:29	Jesse [GM]	of i guess we’ll say because you’re in an enlightened state
05:45:21:29	05:45:29:07	Jesse [GM]	perhaps as well uh you contemplate um the
05:45:29:07	05:45:34:23	Jesse [GM]	yeah you can’t help but think about where each of
05:45:34:23	05:45:42:17	Jesse [GM]	the members of the forgotten hour have ended up and you explain to the group
05:45:46:02	05:45:53:28	Jesse [GM]	that really lashara is the only one left that you kind of realize in this moment
05:45:53:28	05:46:00:05	Jesse [GM]	that out of all of them lashara is technically last living member
05:46:00:26	05:46:08:13	Jesse [GM]	and you recount a little bit of history to the group explaining that idios he was murdered
05:46:09:17	05:46:16:19	Jesse [GM]	and you also remember that it wasn’t just that he was murdered he was found but for a time he did go missing
05:46:16:19	05:46:25:26	Jesse [GM]	um and these missing persons the history uh lashara alluded to kind of began with ideas he
05:46:25:26	05:46:33:17	Jesse [GM]	was one of these first people to go missing you also remember right yeah yeah so it’s like he
05:46:29:24	05:46:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	But he has risen as well, right? Yeah, okay.
05:46:33:17	05:46:41:14	Jesse [GM]	was gone um but uh he returned his his people claimed to have seen him supposedly resurrected
05:46:41:14	05:46:53:10	Jesse [GM]	in some other state right um you also remember that jenkins old man jenkinz um he um he was
05:46:53:10	05:47:00:29	Jesse [GM]	well he was murdered the the cause of his murder was never fully the cause
05:46:58:11	05:46:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	How the mighty have fallen.
05:47:00:29	05:47:11:18	Jesse [GM]	murder was never fully known um and you remember that before his body can be laid to rest
05:47:11:18	05:47:19:06	Jesse [GM]	that uh his body actually disappears so technically jenkins is considered or could
05:47:19:06	05:47:25:21	Jesse [GM]	be considered uh one of these missing persons as well yep you also remember
05:47:22:27	05:47:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	of old.
05:47:25:23	05:47:29:14	Steve [Nortle]	I am on a roll, you guys! Just it’s like The Floodgates.
05:47:31:09	05:47:32:18	Steve [Nortle]	A dirty 20s
05:47:31:10	05:47:32:19	Chris [TBD]	Dirty 20.
05:47:32:11	05:47:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just sitting there in, like, slack-jawed shock and awe. Just drinking in all of this.
05:47:38:10	05:47:45:12	Steve [Nortle]	as I’m displaying. And you’re standing here and the plaque is right behind you, and so I’m just reading off it.
05:47:39:25	05:47:41:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, get the hell!
05:47:45:06	05:47:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	But, like… I feel like my sanctified aura is growing and growing.
05:47:48:02	05:47:54:18	Jesse [GM]	yeah i didn’t hear any of that uh
05:47:51:19	05:47:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
05:47:54:25	05:47:57:14	Chris [TBD]	He’s just impressed with Norrell’s knowledge.
05:47:56:12	05:47:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:47:57:02	05:48:04:12	Jesse [GM]	Okay, the last thing you remember about The Forgotten Hour Heroes is that technically
05:48:04:12	05:48:15:18	Jesse [GM]	Bjorn and Levitas, the Aarakocra, they also have gone missing. We don’t know. No one knows what happened to them.
05:48:16:06	05:48:23:20	Jesse [GM]	But Bjorn departed on a voyage, one of his famous explorations. Nothing uncommon about that.
05:48:23:20	05:48:30:09	Jesse [GM]	but uh he and the aarakocra joined forces on this particular expedition
05:48:31:05	05:48:39:14	Jesse [GM]	and they never returned so no one is sure what happened to them so you’re kind of hit with you know all this talk
05:48:38:14	05:48:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but they did go sailing off in her submarine, right?
05:48:39:14	05:48:47:06	Jesse [GM]	i think they do um and i think you go
05:48:40:28	05:48:44:24	Chris [TBD]	The Aarakocra submarine.
05:48:47:06	05:48:53:05	Jesse [GM]	you are you make it there’s a there’s an historical footnote that we’re reading
05:48:53:05	05:49:00:21	Jesse [GM]	that says uh that you actually make it beyond the like enchanted forest it’s on the other continent
05:48:53:26	05:49:14:04	Chris [TBD]	I mean TVD.
05:49:00:21	05:49:12:15	Jesse [GM]	you go and explore beyond there you make some discoveries but no one knows what happens to you’re able kind of or he bjorn looking at you björn is able to convey some of that information
05:49:12:15	05:49:13:07	Jesse [GM]	but he’s
05:49:15:01	05:49:21:01	Steve [Nortle]	No. He was looking at you because you were Bjorn. That’s why he was saying you.
05:49:15:02	05:49:16:06	Jesse [GM]	no Bjorn
05:49:18:19	05:49:24:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I’m back.
05:49:21:07	05:49:23:15	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re Bjorn reincarnated sorry
05:49:24:02	05:49:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	Disappeared in Erethesa.
05:49:25:10	05:49:37:07	Jesse [GM]	exactly yes so it kind of strikes you there at the monument that there’s all of the sort of founding figures gone missing except for Lachar she’s the last one
05:49:26:08	05:49:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right.
05:49:38:17	05:49:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	that history is written by the victors. I just don’t feel like that victor was particularly sympathetic towards The Church of Idiots
05:49:48:01	05:49:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	which makes me also think that maybe she was the impetus of making a lot of history disappear.
05:49:57:18	05:49:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	The history is just on the plaque right here.
05:50:01:05	05:50:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but you were just relating history to how much I was thinking and using my cognitive crunches
05:50:06:08	05:50:08:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, wow. That’s great.
05:50:09:26	05:50:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	And don’t forget, it’s called the Forgotten Hour.
05:50:13:09	05:50:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay I thought I actually came to a really poignant thing I feel like Lashara may be lying to us all because if she is controlling the narrative then there’s no one else to control the narrative
05:50:13:13	05:50:15:10	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like that’s significant.
05:50:24:29	05:50:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe there is something to the Church of Idios. And maybe we should take a deeper look and maybe we should tell them that Lashara is after prison.
05:50:38:18	05:50:41:03	Steve [Nortle]	TBD, does this conspiracy make sense to you?
05:50:42:04	05:50:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	He’s very much a conspiracy theorist.
05:50:44:02	05:50:45:27	Chris [TBD]	I do like a good conspiracy.
05:50:47:02	05:50:51:06	Chris [TBD]	Have we asked Lashara if she knows what happened to all of them before?
05:50:49:28	05:50:56:07	Dave [Xeros]	If we ask Lashar that she’s controlling the narrative, if she’s just going to continue to control the narrative…
05:50:56:11	05:51:07:29	Chris [TBD]	I didn’t mean let’s ask her if she’s controlling the narrative I just said maybe she knows what and perhaps the library will have those
05:51:01:08	05:51:01:17	Jesse [GM]	think what
05:51:01:20	05:51:02:07	Steve [Nortle]	We’ve
05:51:04:21	05:51:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
05:51:09:09	05:51:17:22	Jesse [GM]	so the library does have those uh before you’re able to go through the library uh basil you are still pretty turned
05:51:17:22	05:51:24:14	Jesse [GM]	off with the whole experience even having thus far um you notice in one of the merchant booths
05:51:22:23	05:51:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	Peace and love sister.
05:51:24:14	05:51:31:23	Jesse [GM]	nearby um there’s an alchemist who has some emeralds on display um with
05:51:31:29	05:51:37:21	Brin [Basil]	that money give me i’m not gonna say a bad word
05:51:33:16	05:51:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	Sister?
05:51:36:17	05:51:40:06	Chris [TBD]	this is amazing
05:51:38:14	05:51:46:08	Brin [Basil]	Give me the money. Thank
05:51:42:14	05:51:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	I We’ll bless you with this money.
05:51:46:08	05:51:55:04	Brin [Basil]	you! It’s open. I opened it just now.
05:51:46:16	05:51:57:24	Dave [Xeros]	If You open your heart To what I have to say I need you to actually
05:51:55:04	05:52:02:03	Brin [Basil]	Bless Saloonay! The
05:51:57:24	05:51:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	Prove to me that you’re really listening
05:52:02:03	05:52:16:00	Brin [Basil]	moon, silver… oh yeah no on
05:52:09:21	05:52:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	Alright and then I am Going to cast
05:52:16:04	05:52:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	destroyed value
05:52:17:00	05:52:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	No no no I’m going to do this A charm person on you
05:52:18:07	05:52:26:07	Chris [TBD]	You have a chance to resist.
05:52:22:12	05:52:32:23	Brin [Basil]	We shall contest how
05:52:27:25	05:52:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	One humanoid you can see within range makes a wisdom saving throw uh it does so with advantage if you are you or your allies are
05:52:37:07	05:52:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	fighting it i’m not fighting um so no advantage on that one on a failed save the target has the charmed condition until the spell ends or until you or YOUR allies damage IT CHARMED
05:52:48:16	05:52:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	creature IS FRIENDLY TO YOU WHEN THE SPELL ENDS THE TARGET KNOWS IT WAS CHAMPED AND IT’S A It’s a wisdom saving throw of 16. So, 16 or higher.
05:53:04:21	05:53:12:02	Brin [Basil]	got a 10 and
05:53:07:26	05:53:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	Sister, I know you’re a hair and gone of your word.
05:53:11:28	05:53:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	If I give you this money to bless you with the ability to punch the hell out of people I need you to open your heart and understand that we may be controlled by a narrative
05:53:23:19	05:53:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	that isn’t true.
05:53:25:21	05:53:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	Please open your eyes and just think about it as we continue this quest.
05:53:31:09	05:53:39:23	Brin [Basil]	close them how
05:53:32:27	05:53:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
05:53:32:27	05:53:34:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
05:53:35:19	05:53:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	Good enough! How much does it cost to get the emeralds
05:53:39:23	05:53:48:03	Brin [Basil]	many
05:53:41:16	05:53:48:07	Jesse [GM]	okay um the emeralds are kind of a front of the display right it’s this tent that’s set out there
05:53:48:03	05:53:58:06	Brin [Basil]	are there do
05:53:49:00	05:53:55:10	Jesse [GM]	uh we’ll say there’s four yeah um and there’s an assortment of things he has like all kinds
05:53:55:10	05:54:01:01	Jesse [GM]	of trinkets and stuff uh this particular tent you can tell just by looking at it is
05:53:58:06	05:54:40:06	Brin [Basil]	you
05:54:01:01	05:54:09:17	Jesse [GM]	like an alchemist’s tent um all kinds of you know creations whatever
05:54:11:11	05:54:21:28	Jesse [GM]	and as you’re approaching the tent you see this particular shop is labeled as the transformation shop and it has a subtitle
05:54:21:28	05:54:33:03	Jesse [GM]	that says um the one who changes things and so basil has found her church
05:54:37:15	05:54:41:24	Steve [Nortle]	opened her heart to spiritual experiences and now she’s going to be like
05:54:40:06	05:54:44:06	Brin [Basil]	Do you know what my brass knuckles are called? The Knuckles of Jane.
05:54:44:16	05:54:45:27	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah. There you go.
05:54:48:16	05:54:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	does she need to do a conversion role on that then?
05:54:51:10	05:54:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	idios, idios has blessed us
05:54:52:26	05:55:02:06	Jesse [GM]	um i don’t know you did fail against eros but okay yeah only because you failed against
05:54:54:14	05:54:59:03	Brin [Basil]	feel weird. I don’t know, like my heart’s open.
05:54:57:19	05:55:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	yes yes conversion please
05:55:02:06	05:55:11:02	Jesse [GM]	other than that you were pretty mad i feel like maybe you get an advantage because she was so put off by the previous experience religion role
05:55:06:09	05:55:07:08	Brin [Basil]	Sure do.
05:55:08:07	05:55:09:29	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a religion role right
05:55:11:13	05:55:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I’m
05:55:12:03	05:55:15:08	Jesse [GM]	so we’ll give you an advantage on this one see if uh
05:55:13:04	05:55:20:04	Brin [Basil]	I got 15.
05:55:16:25	05:55:19:10	Jesse [GM]	if it converts you or if you’re just stoked to be here
05:55:19:17	05:55:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	silvery bobs
05:55:22:29	05:55:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	that would just get rid of her advantage
05:55:26:05	05:55:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I got rid of that one role she has to take the next
05:55:28:23	05:55:29:09	Brin [Basil]	11.
05:55:31:23	05:55:32:21	Jesse [GM]	got rid of her advantage
05:55:35:13	05:55:45:29	Jesse [GM]	the 11 okay, so you’re not converted but you are stoked to be here you do consider it a sign oh I’m sorry wait
05:55:46:11	05:55:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	she failed she gets one
05:55:46:24	05:55:51:08	Jesse [GM]	I keep messing this up I’m so sorry
05:55:47:10	05:55:50:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s switching.
05:55:51:12	05:55:52:18	Dave [Xeros]	you’ve got one of four
05:55:52:15	05:55:59:03	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re one of four so you begin you’re not quite as far down the road as these other
05:55:59:15	05:56:00:11	Brin [Basil]	Doofuses?
05:56:00:06	05:56:02:24	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe if you did a little bit of light reading
05:56:02:05	05:56:07:11	Brin [Basil]	What about light punching?
05:56:03:26	05:56:05:11	Steve [Nortle]	hold up that thick book
05:56:05:10	05:56:16:20	Jesse [GM]	you do begin you suppress it immediately knowing your character deep down you start to feel like this is a sign of some kind see the correlation there so
05:56:16:15	05:56:18:14	Steve [Nortle]	people make their own religions all the
05:56:18:15	05:56:46:24	Steve [Nortle]	time maybe you could make one about punching people stuff
05:56:19:28	05:56:23:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m already…
05:56:20:04	05:56:21:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah light fisting
05:56:22:17	05:56:23:17	Jesse [GM]	ah
05:56:26:06	05:56:38:03	Jesse [GM]	so yeah as you approach the tent yeah um there is uh merchant is there and he uh he said he says welcome welcome all of you
05:56:26:21	05:56:28:07	Brin [Basil]	Am I talking to the merchant?
05:56:37:04	05:56:39:04	Brin [Basil]	Hi, how is it going?
05:56:38:03	05:56:40:15	Jesse [GM]	welcome um oh he needs to
05:56:42:20	05:56:44:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I buttoned my butt back.
05:56:46:17	05:56:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	kind of like a tinkerer believe more in Lashara than
05:57:06:29	05:57:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	apologies.
05:57:19:03	05:57:20:27	Chris [TBD]	much longer I’m going to be able to go, guys.
05:57:21:29	05:57:22:26	Brin [Basil]	Getting tired?
05:57:23:01	05:57:25:14	Chris [TBD]	I’m losing. I’m waiting.
05:57:24:27	05:57:30:08	Jesse [GM]	okay we’ll we’ll be quick we’ll
05:57:27:06	05:57:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	insomnia
05:57:30:14	05:57:32:01	Brin [Basil]	Are you drinking Alani? I’m good.
05:57:35:27	05:57:39:13	Jesse [GM]	find it now it’s lower i will give you this
05:57:55:14	05:57:56:15	Jesse [GM]	you go uh
05:57:59:16	05:58:08:15	Jesse [GM]	take a good look at this guy he’s kind of a mix of like a sorcerer and an alchemist right um so very old um i probably won’t do his voice
05:58:01:25	05:58:02:08	Brin [Basil]	Ooh!
05:58:03:14	05:58:05:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah! He looks good!
05:58:04:07	05:58:05:29	Brin [Basil]	Super cool. Super cool
05:58:12:10	05:58:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	Dumbledore!
05:58:12:12	05:58:13:00	Chris [TBD]	Bulldog!
05:58:14:03	05:58:25:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah he’s pretty cool he does have blue robes he is not affiliated with the church though
05:58:16:18	05:58:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	kind of swole oh sure they’re like
05:58:19:02	05:58:26:20	Chris [TBD]	Dude, he’s gonna stand there and push out his muscles a bit. Seven inches tall? Squeak squeak! Squeak sweak!
05:58:24:20	05:58:34:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, my assumptions were correct.
05:58:25:02	05:58:31:01	Jesse [GM]	He is much more on the Lashara side of things.
05:58:26:02	05:58:29:10	Brin [Basil]	This is my kind of guy. I like this guy.
05:58:34:24	05:58:41:21	Jesse [GM]	So he welcomes you, welcome to my shop. What is it that you are looking for? I have some of everything.
05:58:42:01	05:58:51:00	Jesse [GM]	I can transform nearly any everyday object into something useful
05:58:43:10	05:58:44:06	Brin [Basil]	No, sorry
05:58:47:28	05:58:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	Can you transform a heart?
05:58:50:03	05:59:01:26	Brin [Basil]	no he can’t um I
05:58:51:00	05:58:57:13	Jesse [GM]	or something that you might need to use. That is my specialty, taking ordinary items and equipment.
05:59:01:26	05:59:06:28	Brin [Basil]	am interested in purchasing three emeralds from you yes
05:59:06:08	05:59:16:03	Jesse [GM]	like to purchase three emeralds well oh he is intrigued with your gauntlets wow these are the finest craftsmen
05:59:08:02	05:59:21:17	Brin [Basil]	for my and I flashed my brass menses these are actually
05:59:16:03	05:59:19:26	Jesse [GM]	you must have got them here in the city of new old
05:59:21:17	05:59:23:11	Brin [Basil]	a secret place up
05:59:23:11	05:59:35:14	Brin [Basil]	in the sky it’s not that so yeah
05:59:26:13	05:59:34:21	Jesse [GM]	I’ve heard tales of these places they must have excellent craftsmen that I must meet if it’s to be further
05:59:35:14	05:59:46:15	Brin [Basil]	but they have really cool if I put different gems and different abilities. I don’t do magic, I’m not a magic person but
05:59:35:18	05:59:39:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah, he really likes your gaunts. They’re pretty sweet
05:59:46:15	05:59:54:04	Brin [Basil]	these gauntlets do it for me if I put in emeralds I can punch people and then poison them that’s why I want them
05:59:54:18	05:59:58:12	Dave [Xeros]	It gathers magic. It’s like magic gathering.
05:59:54:24	06:00:04:03	Brin [Basil]	yeah super cool draws power from gemstones I can read you the description if you’d like
06:00:02:04	06:00:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	nerd we can’t be sued because wizards of the coast owns both yeah
06:00:02:24	06:00:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	Nerd!
06:00:07:19	06:00:16:14	Jesse [GM]	for your gauntlets uh what about the rest of you are there any items that you possess that
06:00:10:21	06:00:20:19	Chris [TBD]	It’s part of the family, yeah. Can I pull out, is this the
06:00:20:06	06:00:28:14	Brin [Basil]	That piece of ass
06:00:20:19	06:00:22:23	Chris [TBD]	right place to pull out that piece of axe?
06:00:23:05	06:00:25:00	Jesse [GM]	yeah, you can pull it up
06:00:24:13	06:00:24:29	Chris [TBD]	Excellent.
06:00:25:14	06:00:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	right? Okay.
06:00:26:04	06:00:26:15	Chris [TBD]	Axe.
06:00:29:07	06:00:30:27	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, TBD’s going to turn around.
06:00:30:15	06:00:34:19	Jesse [GM]	well now now that you’ve left the sacred vicinity of the church
06:00:30:28	06:00:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That was good.
06:00:35:24	06:00:44:01	Chris [TBD]	I’m standing on his desk and I say to him, listen,
06:00:38:06	06:00:41:29	Brin [Basil]	How are you going to get, how are you gonna hold up?
06:00:45:27	06:00:51:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to give you this And I’m assuming my items shrink with me, right? Is that what we did?
06:00:51:02	06:00:58:19	Chris [TBD]	yeah okay in about 45 minutes you need to make sure you’re stamping standing away from it
06:00:58:19	06:01:04:00	Chris [TBD]	because it’s gonna it’s going to grow okay don’t want you to get hurt what’s your name by the way
06:01:04:08	06:01:15:08	Jesse [GM]	my name my name is Mutatio yes uh he has like these uh like microscope sort
06:01:08:08	06:01:15:26	Chris [TBD]	mutatio check it out yeah yeah
06:01:09:13	06:01:10:16	Brin [Basil]	Check it out.
06:01:15:26	06:01:24:26	Chris [TBD]	yeah that’s good i’ve got both of these in one hand my electric guitar, and then I’ve got that piece
06:01:16:20	06:01:19:03	Jesse [GM]	he flicks on to examine what it is you’re holding up
06:01:24:26	06:01:28:06	Chris [TBD]	of axe. The axe blade.
06:01:26:29	06:01:28:20	Jesse [GM]	blade there you go
06:01:30:02	06:01:34:13	Brin [Basil]	Wait can you please just say it one more time?
06:01:30:05	06:01:30:24	Chris [TBD]	And
06:01:30:10	06:01:32:06	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just grabbing that piece of axe
06:01:34:19	06:01:36:20	Chris [TBD]	any way you can enhance
06:01:37:16	06:01:39:03	Brin [Basil]	This piece of axe!
06:01:38:29	06:01:40:12	Chris [TBD]	these two items?
06:01:40:27	06:01:42:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
06:01:41:29	06:01:43:05	Chris [TBD]	Piece of axe, yeah.
06:01:42:01	06:01:52:02	Jesse [GM]	right yeah is there any way that he can forge these items together yeah uh mutatio
06:01:43:09	06:01:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	enhance the piece of ax give it yeah give it a little nip
06:01:48:18	06:01:49:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
06:01:51:21	06:01:58:04	Brin [Basil]	You convert this to a king kardashian stance
06:01:52:02	06:02:02:22	Jesse [GM]	he looks at the items and he’s kind of like uh he looks and he recognizes immediately
06:01:53:03	06:01:54:21	Chris [TBD]	Mutatio. That’s a great name.
06:01:59:05	06:02:00:22	Chris [TBD]	Kardashian status.
06:02:02:13	06:02:06:29	Chris [TBD]	Right, yeah Okay
06:02:02:22	06:02:05:28	Jesse [GM]	He recognizes that this is a moon blade, a moon-touched blade.
06:02:07:10	06:02:15:27	Jesse [GM]	And he says, well these are relatively rare to happen upon.
06:02:16:17	06:02:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	are i pull up my Mood-Touch Rapia.
06:02:19:05	06:02:30:28	Jesse [GM]	I see that many of you have these unique blades. Usually it is only the clerics and church soldiers who carry these types of blades.
06:02:30:28	06:02:36:29	Jesse [GM]	It’s not, I mean, they’re not usually carried around by other persons. Although they are on occasion.
06:02:38:01	06:02:46:26	Jesse [GM]	But he tells you that unfortunately the only people that can forge these blades to any sort of hilt or handle
06:02:46:29	06:02:54:23	Jesse [GM]	are like the sorcerers in Pius. They kind of wield the magic to do that.
06:02:54:10	06:02:55:25	Brin [Basil]	They have to use soul magic
06:02:55:06	06:02:59:14	Jesse [GM]	So unfortunately Nintar cannot help you with the blade
06:02:59:15	06:03:01:24	Brin [Basil]	Only a soul can touch a piece of ax
06:03:01:02	06:03:09:22	Jesse [GM]	only his soul yes and he throws these little uh microscope goggles they retract back behind his head
06:03:01:14	06:03:03:17	Chris [TBD]	Holster everything back
06:03:03:06	06:03:17:28	Brin [Basil]	a full
06:03:09:06	06:03:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	only those true in the faith can help you with your piece of X
06:03:16:25	06:03:18:11	Chris [TBD]	It’s a great piece of axe.
06:03:18:14	06:03:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	Again, Catholic
06:03:18:24	06:03:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	I take out my tarot card as, like, a bookmark.
06:03:24:25	06:03:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	What does Mutatio think of that when he sees me just, like…
06:03:32:14	06:03:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	I lost my place. Okay, that’s fine. I’ll find it again. It’s not a big deal.
06:03:38:21	06:03:48:23	Jesse [GM]	he doesn’t even realize that he just lost your place in the book you thought you were just handing it to him he pulls it examines it for a moment and he goes
06:03:40:07	06:03:41:12	Brin [Basil]	doesn’t even know how to read
06:03:48:23	06:03:50:24	Jesse [GM]	do you know what this item
06:03:51:07	06:03:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a picture of a tortle bookmark.
06:03:52:29	06:03:56:04	Jesse [GM]	well of course but do you not have the potential to be
06:03:59:27	06:04:03:01	Jesse [GM]	well of cause it’s a very practical application for this device
06:04:03:05	06:04:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you!
06:04:05:01	06:04:14:28	Jesse [GM]	he explains to you that this tarot card is actually uh it has this kind of ancient magic embedded inside
06:04:14:28	06:04:22:14	Jesse [GM]	that needs to be awakened and it has the potential to act as sort of a map two other
06:04:25:06	06:04:35:20	Jesse [GM]	tortles um that this particular uh card is representative of like an order of order of tortles
06:04:35:23	06:04:36:21	Dave [Xeros]	What a total.
06:04:38:18	06:04:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	Say it five times fast!
06:04:41:18	06:04:44:17	Steve [Nortle]	Order of tortle, order of tortles, order of torles, orderly of tortlers.
06:04:44:11	06:04:46:18	Jesse [GM]	the legend goes that there’s supposedly like four
06:04:49:07	06:04:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	Like the cards?
06:04:51:24	06:04:53:23	Steve [Nortle]	Four orders of…
06:04:54:02	06:04:55:13	Dave [Xeros]	Four orders of total?
06:04:56:19	06:05:07:20	Jesse [GM]	uh we’re going back to like work for just before this but uh yeah they’re they they can
06:04:59:04	06:05:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
06:04:59:14	06:05:00:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
06:05:01:27	06:05:20:10	Steve [Nortle]	All this
06:05:03:23	06:05:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m joining the four order
06:05:04:11	06:05:20:13	Chris [TBD]	A secret of
06:05:07:20	06:05:18:15	Jesse [GM]	act as sort of a guide to like they can connect you to these other turtles if they do in fact exist it’s kind of a legend um myth that these turtles exist
06:05:19:29	06:05:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	live in one big shell. It’s like, you know, they have their own home but then they have a home together
06:05:20:13	06:05:20:27	Chris [TBD]	ooze.
06:05:26:21	06:05:32:23	Jesse [GM]	heard that part of the myth it might be true who knows legend may say um so
06:05:28:23	06:05:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	In my opinion
06:05:32:23	06:05:40:00	Jesse [GM]	he yeah he tells you yeah we can uh basically transform this into uh that map right
06:05:39:00	06:05:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yep yep
06:05:42:19	06:05:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	Arrows pay the rent
06:05:45:09	06:05:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	I completely forgot about it
06:05:49:28	06:05:50:13	Jesse [GM]	real quick
06:05:50:13	06:06:02:20	Jesse [GM]	eros give me an idea of how much gold uh do you guys have okay okay
06:05:55:08	06:06:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I did pay 10% to the church and it was 1,039 gold pieces.
06:05:56:25	06:06:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	1,039
06:05:59:23	06:06:00:26	Chris [TBD]	1,000…
06:06:02:20	06:06:13:28	Jesse [GM]	okay so let’s say that so mutatio uh he is more of a uh trader he is not particularly interested in gold
06:06:13:24	06:06:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	Nor does he actually like Bashara. So yeah, so it’s like he’s a true trader.
06:06:16:20	06:06:18:11	Jesse [GM]	he does not like lashara
06:06:21:03	06:06:32:27	Jesse [GM]	trader with a d yeah huh yeah no i in there or anything yes yes he’s a he’s an he’s traitor joe kind of creator yeah um and so he is
06:06:22:01	06:06:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh okay, all right, now I get it.
06:06:24:09	06:06:25:19	Brin [Basil]	Traitor!
06:06:24:23	06:06:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, Trader.
06:06:27:15	06:06:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	Got it, got it, okay, I’m following.
06:06:28:22	06:06:29:18	Brin [Basil]	Traitor?
06:06:31:06	06:06:33:06	Chris [TBD]	You get those delicious snacks.
06:06:32:27	06:06:42:01	Jesse [GM]	more interested in trading items or trading things he doesn’t necessarily want gold you would rather if you guys have rare items
06:06:36:23	06:06:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	So he doesn’t want gold?
06:06:42:01	06:06:51:19	Jesse [GM]	or if you’re willing to help him acquire a rare item then And he will help you with some of these.
06:06:52:22	06:06:59:22	Jesse [GM]	He will offer his services at an extremely discounted rate, and they’ll accept the gold essentially to pay for this.
06:07:01:03	06:07:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	what might this man want us to acquire for him and where and how
06:07:07:25	06:07:08:01	Jesse [GM]	where?
06:07:09:19	06:07:11:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, wait. No, we already know that. Sorry.
06:07:10:19	06:07:12:23	Jesse [GM]	So Mutatio explains to you.
06:07:16:00	06:07:27:28	Jesse [GM]	Mutatrio, he’s sort of a traveling alchemist who doesn’t necessarily reside here. He travels far and wide for a lot of his materials and magical items. um and here in the city of new old uh in
06:07:27:28	06:07:38:19	Jesse [GM]	the library in the archives there is a book sort of spell book sort of like a recipe book for the everyday alchemist
06:07:38:19	06:07:43:05	Jesse [GM]	sort of thing right but cooler than that cooler than i just made it sound
06:07:43:04	06:07:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
06:07:44:11	06:07:46:09	Chris [TBD]	It’s not the Alchemist for Dummies?
06:07:46:17	06:07:53:16	Jesse [GM]	yeah yeah it’s the alchemy for experts so there’s this
06:07:48:05	06:07:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	alchemist for expert
06:07:49:14	06:07:49:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
06:07:53:16	06:08:01:03	Jesse [GM]	book in the library however it’s a library but it’s also an archive you can’t just check out
06:08:01:03	06:08:08:17	Jesse [GM]	books from the archive right they have to stay there and so he would like you to try and steal
06:08:08:17	06:08:18:21	Jesse [GM]	this book from the library so that basically he can have an edge against his competitors because it’s sort of a magical book right it’s like you can you can study it there in
06:08:18:21	06:08:30:11	Jesse [GM]	the library but there’s more text more secrets things that can be discovered upon further study in certain places different things so it’s like he can go in and study it but it’s still limited
06:08:31:14	06:08:33:22	Chris [TBD]	you just get a library card, dude? Check it out.
06:08:36:06	06:08:39:04	Jesse [GM]	check this book out It’s part of the archive
06:08:36:24	06:08:37:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh.
06:08:37:17	06:08:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	guys did we ever like grab that Xerox tablet or did we
06:08:39:08	06:08:45:13	Brin [Basil]	But it’s your answer.
06:08:44:18	06:08:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	I think we left it up in the office of Fawn.
06:08:46:16	06:08:51:08	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
06:08:48:23	06:08:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	where we made all the pamphlets
06:08:50:13	06:08:52:05	Brin [Basil]	That’s right! That’s great!
06:08:52:29	06:08:55:13	Chris [TBD]	that would have been a good idea
06:08:53:26	06:08:54:29	Jesse [GM]	Ah no
06:08:58:01	06:08:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	Retconned! Okay.
06:08:59:11	06:09:00:10	Jesse [GM]	No
06:09:00:10	06:09:12:16	Jesse [GM]	that i’m not familiar with what you’re referring to that must be another it must be so you
06:09:03:26	06:09:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	have a retcon token that would help us so much right now broke it
06:09:06:10	06:09:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	I do… I haven’t used mine yet.
06:09:06:15	06:09:08:24	Brin [Basil]	I used mine on your stupid thing.
06:09:10:21	06:09:24:21	Chris [TBD]	it’s got
06:09:12:16	06:09:18:17	Jesse [GM]	could potentially you could potentially copy the book you could potential scan the pages but it won’t
06:09:17:15	06:09:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think it would keep the magic to the tone.
06:09:18:17	06:09:26:07	Jesse [GM]	act the same as like yeah the magic tome itself exactly yep
06:09:21:04	06:09:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	right so the magic so the tome needs to come out of the library.
06:09:24:21	06:09:27:00	Chris [TBD]	the magic in it
06:09:24:24	06:09:30:10	Brin [Basil]	So are you telling me that you won’t give me these minerals unless I get this book for you?
06:09:33:26	06:09:37:17	Brin [Basil]	I have something called, you ever heard of a Zenzu fruit?
06:09:39:14	06:09:41:09	Steve [Nortle]	You still have some fruit?
06:09:39:24	06:09:42:26	Jesse [GM]	were those on levitas were those are levitas exclusively
06:09:41:00	06:09:42:01	Brin [Basil]	You have two.
06:09:42:10	06:09:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they were on
06:09:43:13	06:09:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Insanidae. Yeah. Insanidee.
06:09:45:05	06:09:49:15	Jesse [GM]	uh i have not no may i examine
06:09:49:09	06:09:51:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. I have two one. I have to.
06:09:51:06	06:09:53:10	Chris [TBD]	rotten by now no
06:09:52:23	06:09:53:11	Brin [Basil]	No!
06:09:53:06	06:09:56:08	Steve [Nortle]	Nope. Nope. They don’t. Yep. That’s good.
06:09:53:12	06:09:54:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
06:09:54:09	06:09:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a heavenly fruit. It is always ripe.
06:09:55:02	06:09:57:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, that’s nice. Nice.
06:09:56:11	06:10:07:20	Jesse [GM]	he uh he kind of looks at it he smells it um he takes a bite out of it yeah he’s he’s examining it and he’s like incredible incredible flavor yes
06:10:01:02	06:10:02:09	Brin [Basil]	What the hell?
06:10:01:10	06:10:03:01	Chris [TBD]	What the hell am I about?
06:10:01:28	06:10:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	Son of a…
06:10:03:24	06:10:08:07	Brin [Basil]	Um, I think that… I think I deserve an emerald for that bite.
06:10:07:20	06:10:17:27	Jesse [GM]	its tastes as if it has firmamented quite a bit I do appreciate but I do not know that I require It seems like sort of a healing item.
06:10:11:19	06:10:12:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
06:10:18:05	06:10:29:10	Jesse [GM]	And as you can see, there are a number Of healing potions and items Which you may also I am happy to include some of these Healing items as well As part of our deal
06:10:29:12	06:10:37:10	Brin [Basil]	What about would you be willing to trade for like a healing lesson? Would you teach me something?
06:10:29:24	06:10:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	Ideas, help me with my rage.
06:10:40:11	06:10:43:20	Jesse [GM]	My craft has been home over years Centuries really
06:10:43:12	06:10:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	He’s going to break your nose and you’re going to have to heal yourself just up while he’s alive.
06:10:46:11	06:10:50:04	Jesse [GM]	Do you want the fruit back? He’s going to give it back to you
06:10:46:27	06:10:47:21	Brin [Basil]	you what I’m afraid.
06:10:47:27	06:10:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	Ideas helped me.
06:10:52:10	06:10:53:14	Brin [Basil]	I just eat it?
06:10:54:21	06:11:02:20	Jesse [GM]	as you are rummaging through your uh bag to pull out the fruit um he notices a couple other things
06:11:02:20	06:11:09:09	Jesse [GM]	in your bag namely the quills you have absurd number of feathers in your back
06:11:09:07	06:11:09:22	Brin [Basil]	47.
06:11:09:10	06:11:16:21	Jesse [GM]	uh uh are those
06:11:13:27	06:11:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	All from live birds.
06:11:16:21	06:11:28:16	Jesse [GM]	magical quills what do they what do the well i’m wondering if you would like i I’m willing to offer more services in exchange for this tong
06:11:18:20	06:11:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
06:11:20:05	06:11:21:11	Brin [Basil]	are. Why?
06:11:28:16	06:11:36:02	Jesse [GM]	he didn’t mention that quills i’m going to alter those as well if they’re not already of course medical items that you’re using
06:11:36:02	06:11:38:08	Brin [Basil]	No they’re not… How would you alter them?
06:11:36:02	06:11:43:18	Jesse [GM]	well i can create uh span
06:11:43:18	06:11:55:03	Jesse [GM]	quills um if you’ve read uh kings uh span uh span reads I think is what they’re called which is basically like two people can communicate
06:11:55:03	06:11:58:18	Jesse [GM]	they can write over you know like vast different distances and they can
06:11:59:03	06:12:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like text messaging.
06:12:00:06	06:12:03:24	Brin [Basil]	I would be willing to sacrifice two quills
06:12:03:24	06:12:13:02	Brin [Basil]	if that’s all I need. Is that all I want? Do we all
06:12:04:15	06:12:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	There’s four of us.
06:12:05:14	06:12:13:09	Jesse [GM]	went well it’s going to take me some time to view that magic into the two as
06:12:14:16	06:12:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	We would want five
06:12:14:19	06:12:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	To text each other
06:12:20:07	06:12:28:09	Jesse [GM]	to he’s gonna explain they probably has time for two of them and that’s if he if he throws in like two quills healing
06:12:28:09	06:12:33:23	Jesse [GM]	potions or healing whatever he has you can kind of each choose a feeling item
06:12:31:06	06:12:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	devices.
06:12:35:23	06:12:46:04	Jesse [GM]	tarot card there’s something else no not the x -blade um all of those uh and your emeralds for the tome i’m
06:12:38:17	06:12:40:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, he couldn’t do the M.
06:12:42:07	06:12:49:22	Brin [Basil]	and my emeralds. Can I just have One emerald as payment in advance for stealing the book.
06:12:45:14	06:12:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s pretty
06:12:53:26	06:12:56:10	Brin [Basil]	All right, fine. I’d be willing to sacrifice two thrills.
06:12:56:27	06:12:58:26	Jesse [GM]	wonderful i’ll start on them immediately
06:12:58:23	06:13:00:02	Brin [Basil]	Is there another owl?
06:13:02:26	06:13:05:26	Brin [Basil]	Excuse me sir! Are you molting?!
06:13:03:08	06:13:10:28	Steve [Nortle]	the church that they’re very possessive of their small oat cereals.
06:13:10:23	06:13:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	You see them soaring Above the skies
06:13:15:10	06:13:27:03	Jesse [GM]	all right sounds like we have an agreement all right the tome you’re looking for um we’re just going to call it the alchemist
06:13:27:03	06:13:35:19	Jesse [GM]	for experts uh because i didn’t come up with a better name but he gives you a description of the book yeah kind of like
06:13:35:19	06:13:47:06	Jesse [GM]	really old leather band on right like kind of classic looking tome incredibly distinct from all the hundreds of other books that will be in there I’m sure but I give you a description tells you what it’s called and he tells you that
06:13:43:28	06:13:51:08	Chris [TBD]	The deeper archives,
06:13:47:06	06:13:58:14	Jesse [GM]	the archives. And so you’ll have to get past the library security in order to access the book, and then when you exit as
06:13:58:14	06:14:07:06	Jesse [GM]	well a challenge of sorts. So he takes the quills. He’s going
06:14:07:06	06:14:16:18	Jesse [GM]	to start his yep two as we agree only 45
06:14:07:17	06:14:08:15	Brin [Basil]	Just two.
06:14:13:03	06:14:14:15	Brin [Basil]	Hi dude. I have 45.
06:14:16:18	06:14:28:11	Jesse [GM]	uh he’s gonna take the tarot card from you um and he’ll start working on those they should be finished by the time you guys get his home if not he will
06:14:26:24	06:14:27:14	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
06:14:28:11	06:14:38:02	Jesse [GM]	probably keep the items that he has created but you could you could pay for them you could you could technically, but
06:14:33:22	06:14:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	your quills?
06:14:34:28	06:14:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	So this is a pawn shop?
06:14:38:14	06:14:39:06	Brin [Basil]	I have plans.
06:14:41:07	06:14:45:22	Jesse [GM]	what? No. This is a very this is a really
06:14:45:03	06:14:47:13	Chris [TBD]	It’s a fine establishment!
06:14:45:16	06:14:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Legitimate business.
06:14:46:23	06:14:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	we have come to the only pawn shop in all of new old
06:14:52:10	06:14:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	The transformation shop. The one who changes things.
06:14:56:29	06:15:05:27	Jesse [GM]	okay so um you give him the materials and make your way toward the library The library
06:15:07:15	06:15:13:04	Jesse [GM]	is again just immaculate building resembles a lot of architecture
06:15:13:11	06:15:20:10	Jesse [GM]	of new old nothing out of the ordinary but it’s a large grand building when you walk inside
06:15:21:09	06:15:29:07	Jesse [GM]	there’s sort of front desk and there is um a kenku at the front desk
06:15:29:29	06:15:37:16	Jesse [GM]	as you walk into the library and you can see shelves of books
06:15:37:11	06:15:48:02	Brin [Basil]	what is the kenku okay i’m very
06:15:38:20	06:15:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh…
06:15:39:11	06:15:40:16	Chris [TBD]	like a crow person.
06:15:39:19	06:15:46:21	Dave [Xeros]	a crow person raven type person they’re black though
06:15:44:18	06:15:44:28	Jesse [GM]	feathers
06:15:48:02	06:15:53:26	Brin [Basil]	okay with that excuse me hi how are you I’m so sorry I was um
06:15:54:03	06:16:03:18	Jesse [GM]	distorted this image wrong. But you see shelves of books and they are floating and they’re moving around the library.
06:16:03:05	06:16:04:03	Chris [TBD]	Sweet!
06:16:06:29	06:16:10:07	Brin [Basil]	I forgot to check in. Can I, I’m so sorry, can I buy a little quill?
06:16:12:12	06:16:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	gotta sign in slide a hand
06:16:13:18	06:16:18:28	Jesse [GM]	So Akenku is immersed in a book itself.
06:16:20:11	06:16:21:28	Brin [Basil]	Can I Am I allowed to
06:16:22:02	06:16:28:17	Jesse [GM]	Yeah, go slide ahead and see if he can snag one since he doesn’t really hear you at first try.
06:16:23:27	06:16:31:22	Brin [Basil]	Let me check this Hold on again A second
06:16:35:15	06:16:37:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh We got a seven
06:16:40:05	06:16:45:03	Jesse [GM]	So it doesn’t come out when you pull on his quill, but it grabs his attention immediately.
06:16:40:20	06:16:51:06	Brin [Basil]	I am so sorry I was just trying to get your attention And I accidentally
06:16:50:26	06:17:00:02	Steve [Nortle]	Look up here! Look up there!
06:16:51:29	06:16:52:27	Jesse [GM]	crows at
06:17:00:19	06:17:04:05	Brin [Basil]	You are not Bolting right now So sorry
06:17:03:29	06:17:04:20	Jesse [GM]	Stop that!
06:17:05:11	06:17:11:26	Brin [Basil]	I just wanted to ask you a quick question. You didn’t hear me. I rang the bell twice. You didn’ t hear me?
06:17:11:20	06:17:13:28	Jesse [GM]	There’s no bell on this desk.
06:17:15:14	06:17:21:18	Brin [Basil]	Right, I am. I’m here to find a bug.
06:17:18:01	06:17:19:14	Jesse [GM]	Are you supposed to be in here?
06:17:22:17	06:17:25:06	Jesse [GM]	Well, I figure you’re here to find a book.
06:17:23:02	06:17:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	was That was a religious experience You admitting that you lied
06:17:27:26	06:17:35:26	Brin [Basil]	that’s because I got a check one on my conversion Oh my goodness
06:17:28:00	06:17:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	I think she needed to make another roll
06:17:32:04	06:17:35:27	Jesse [GM]	We’ll hold off on the roll right now although that is impressive
06:17:40:25	06:17:44:01	Jesse [GM]	So what are you doing here? You’re looking for a book
06:17:40:29	06:17:42:02	Brin [Basil]	Your feathers are
06:17:43:29	06:17:50:08	Brin [Basil]	Yes your feathers are beautiful I just want it, I’m so sorry. It’s just the sheen is oh Oh
06:17:48:06	06:17:49:19	Jesse [GM]	Flattery won’t work here
06:17:51:19	06:17:52:23	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t.
06:17:53:22	06:17:58:23	Jesse [GM]	What are you all doing here Why do you cover this makeup
06:17:59:06	06:18:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m shiny.
06:18:00:06	06:18:02:23	Jesse [GM]	why you are incredibly shiny what
06:18:02:08	06:18:04:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m an angel
06:18:03:29	06:18:05:19	Brin [Basil]	I undo a top button
06:18:07:05	06:18:12:20	Jesse [GM]	the kenku is just like disgusted with you you’re lying and now you’re just like you’ve stooped to an all-time low
06:18:12:26	06:18:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yep No forgiveness.
06:18:14:10	06:18:16:20	Chris [TBD]	Is this the point we need to get past?
06:18:14:21	06:18:16:13	Brin [Basil]	I should have just really tried
06:18:18:16	06:18:21:20	Jesse [GM]	is the entrance to library so you may need to get by the kenkou that we were
06:18:21:29	06:18:22:11	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
06:18:22:09	06:18:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	But you said that there are guards in front of the archive as well.
06:18:27:18	06:18:34:12	Chris [TBD]	Okay, okay, okay. I didn’t know if this was the security. I would like to open a library card.
06:18:36:22	06:18:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	How long were we in this shop?
06:18:38:23	06:18:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	Not very long, yeah.
06:18:40:17	06:18:42:16	Chris [TBD]	I would love to open the library card
06:18:41:24	06:18:47:05	Jesse [GM]	you are still small yes uh okay cool
06:18:43:24	06:18:47:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m on the desk, right in front of me.
06:18:43:29	06:18:55:26	Chris [TBD]	on the desk right in front of them at that point I jumped off probably arrows his shoulder because that’s where it was last I’m on the test now
06:18:46:14	06:18:49:09	Steve [Nortle]	Are you writing on my shoulders, or…
06:18:56:08	06:19:02:23	Jesse [GM]	okay um i don’t know how anybody’s supposed to react to you guys and you’re just small i’m so confused
06:19:03:29	06:19:05:09	Chris [TBD]	Library card please
06:19:05:01	06:19:14:26	Jesse [GM]	but the kenku is like all right well he ushers over to one of the like the assistant libraries
06:19:15:24	06:19:23:26	Jesse [GM]	which is sort of like this little like green troll character that comes waddling over um and he kind of starts filling out like putting
06:19:23:26	06:19:28:09	Jesse [GM]	out the paperwork and stuff on the desk to fill out for a library card uh my administrative
06:19:25:11	06:19:26:11	Chris [TBD]	Perfect perfect
06:19:33:06	06:19:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	Does this have to be a triplicate back in Nam?
06:19:35:19	06:19:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
06:19:37:06	06:19:45:10	Brin [Basil]	I need to borrow one. you borrow a quill but I get to fill out this
06:19:41:19	06:19:50:15	Jesse [GM]	we do not have any quills here especially especially for thieves um so uh he gives you
06:19:45:10	06:19:55:10	Brin [Basil]	in the region there’s a chunk of graphite
06:19:50:15	06:19:58:25	Jesse [GM]	like a pencil just a hard wooden chunk yeah uh -huh yep
06:19:56:12	06:19:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	it is healthy
06:20:00:05	06:20:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	have true side so I want to look and see how all of this you get from one point to the other with all the bookshelves floating and trying to also find where
06:20:10:29	06:20:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	the restricted section might be, uh, the archive. Um, and the easiest path to get there. I don’t know if they’re like, you know, invisible walkways or whatever.
06:20:22:07	06:20:30:07	Jesse [GM]	yeah so the way this library works with your true sight you discern that the sorcery
06:20:30:07	06:20:41:10	Jesse [GM]	magic that’s conducting shelves to move in this manner it is largely dependent upon
06:20:41:20	06:20:51:29	Jesse [GM]	the seekers intent and desires um so uh it’s kind of it’s it’s the idea is that it will be more efficient right there’s no like dewey decimal system or anything
06:20:51:29	06:20:57:18	Jesse [GM]	like that but yeah you should technically be able to walk into the library uh and
06:20:52:02	06:20:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	up.
06:20:58:24	06:21:09:12	Jesse [GM]	internalize what it is your actor um and the book should like flurry around the room with a book you’re seeking for the information here after should appear before you uh according
06:21:00:06	06:21:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
06:21:09:12	06:21:18:01	Jesse [GM]	to yeah your desired essentially yeah there’s different areas they’re like designated like
06:21:10:27	06:21:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is there like platforms that we need to go to to like stand there and then like get those things?
06:21:18:01	06:21:25:16	Jesse [GM]	for stamping stuff um but you’re not necessarily like levitating or anything like that they and uh
06:21:23:07	06:21:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
06:21:25:16	06:21:32:08	Jesse [GM]	the archive it’s not restricted it’s public access uh but you do see that there is like some magical
06:21:32:08	06:21:38:17	Jesse [GM]	gate or element to the archive uh that like restricts books from leaving
06:21:41:14	06:21:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	So I step up to a platform and I’m trying really hard to internalize and channel the fact that I want the archive but the only thing that comes out of me is a thirst for knowledge videos
06:21:53:29	06:21:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	so
06:21:54:21	06:22:02:04	Jesse [GM]	so true i’m not even gonna make you roll right now because we were going to roll and do this but this is så accurate this has it has had to happen um
06:22:03:05	06:22:14:05	Jesse [GM]	so yeah you are seeking the truth of idiots so you get a book no
06:22:10:11	06:22:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	back into the crate.
06:22:13:06	06:22:16:17	Chris [TBD]	oh I thought it was the owl maybe The owl
06:22:21:14	06:22:28:15	Jesse [GM]	um oh yeah okay here
06:22:28:15	06:22:36:00	Jesse [GM]	you go okay so you get a book you can look that over for a second while
06:22:29:17	06:22:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	whereas we can’t pay
06:22:35:29	06:22:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	Nodal no get on your own platform
06:22:38:20	06:22:41:21	Steve [Nortle]	I want a comic book.
06:22:39:21	06:22:40:05	Jesse [GM]	um
06:22:42:05	06:22:43:03	Jesse [GM]	the uh
06:22:45:00	06:22:55:11	Jesse [GM]	you do notice there are other like patrons and stuff in the library other people are like searching for books as well the bookcases everything is just kind of in constant motion
06:22:55:11	06:23:01:29	Jesse [GM]	like the books are never really still in one spot um and some of the patrons will say like there
06:23:01:29	06:23:11:24	Jesse [GM]	are these places where you can stand but there’s these areas where uh some of them appear to be kind of caught up in the motion of the books they’re floating those pages and stuff are sort
06:23:11:24	06:23:22:14	Jesse [GM]	of like flying around them so anyway there’s all kinds of stuff happening um the kenku uh he gives you the paperwork for a library card. He assumes that you haven’t been
06:23:20:18	06:23:21:25	Chris [TBD]	correct
06:23:22:14	06:23:30:29	Jesse [GM]	here before, and so if Eros didn’t explain this information to you, he explains how the library works since it seems like you’re new to this place.
06:23:35:17	06:23:37:20	Jesse [GM]	You may. Yes.
06:23:40:26	06:23:41:25	Jesse [GM]	And you only…
06:23:41:27	06:23:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	She’s my sister. Is it a family thing or do I need my own? And the forms are in triplicate. Oh, I was missed.
06:23:45:20	06:23:47:24	Jesse [GM]	Each patron must have their own library card
06:23:53:09	06:23:53:23	Jesse [GM]	we do that?
06:23:54:15	06:24:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a baffling decision. Yeah. I don’t know why a triplicate would ever be necessary.
06:23:55:14	06:23:56:23	Jesse [GM]	It’s a library card
06:24:01:09	06:24:11:09	Steve [Nortle]	Open the sky, where can who could fly?
06:24:04:08	06:24:13:01	Jesse [GM]	things differently other parts of the world i suppose okay so basically how this works so
06:24:13:01	06:24:18:26	Jesse [GM]	you can decide what it is you’re looking for first of all right um you’re going to need to declare
06:24:20:15	06:24:21:00	Steve [Nortle]	Bankruptcy!
06:24:21:08	06:24:24:18	Jesse [GM]	declare bankruptcy you’re gonna need to state what it is you are seeking
06:24:24:23	06:24:26:12	Chris [TBD]	I know what
06:24:25:28	06:24:36:19	Jesse [GM]	um you have to choose and then we’re gonna do kind of our similar or kind of usual mechanic where you choose a skill um and you’re gonna roll for that to see it like
06:24:36:19	06:24:48:02	Jesse [GM]	your goal is to clear your mind, clear your heart of all other desires right? You saw the emeralds out front maybe those are competing right. You have the axe blade you’re wondering
06:24:48:02	06:24:59:29	Jesse [GM]	whatever. Um you’re trying piece of axe yep. You’re trying to find this stillness and like clarity on what it is that you want um so you’ll state what it
06:24:50:23	06:24:52:12	Dave [Xeros]	axe, not an axe blade.
06:24:59:29	06:25:10:14	Jesse [GM]	is you want you’ll choose a skill to use to try and like find that clarity and if you succeed then you may the library may reward you with
06:25:10:14	06:25:14:14	Jesse [GM]	a book or information depending on how
06:25:16:06	06:25:26:22	Chris [TBD]	yep Yep. I finished filling out my library card, and the picture on it is just amazing.
06:25:27:02	06:25:30:11	Chris [TBD]	A big beautiful beard with ribbons in it.
06:25:30:09	06:25:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	They had to zoom in a lot though To take the picture
06:25:32:13	06:25:34:04	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, they had to zoom in quite a bit.
06:25:37:16	06:25:40:25	Chris [TBD]	Can I put forth my desire?
06:25:42:22	06:25:53:27	Jesse [GM]	are free kenku releases you to go and explore the library um uh kenku does warn you that especially if
06:25:53:27	06:26:02:05	Jesse [GM]	you’ve never been here before new newcomers it can be challenging the library can’t play tricks
06:26:05:21	06:26:16:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to use my history as I desire greatly To know of the voyages Of my great grandfather Jacques
06:26:16:08	06:26:24:29	Chris [TBD]	So, I’m gonna look for any books That Are about his voyages Any journals that he makes Anything library has
06:26:26:08	06:26:27:03	Jesse [GM]	okay yeah
06:26:34:07	06:26:34:21	Chris [TBD]	fruit still?
06:26:34:25	06:26:36:03	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
06:26:36:06	06:26:40:04	Jesse [GM]	we’ll we’ll yeah we’ll allow it yeah there’s a bite out of it but we’ll
06:26:36:19	06:26:45:23	Chris [TBD]	A couple bites I don’t have to steal it from you If you want to use it
06:26:36:20	06:26:38:00	Brin [Basil]	have one left.
06:26:41:26	06:26:49:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a rind It’s got that guy’s mouth germs all over it
06:26:47:11	06:26:48:02	Chris [TBD]	Come on, baby.
06:26:49:16	06:26:51:21	Chris [TBD]	Forget it. Alright, it’s a 12 total.
06:26:52:22	06:27:03:17	Jesse [GM]	okay so uh not quite a success so it appears that um you
06:27:03:17	06:27:11:15	Jesse [GM]	your desires are still kind of competing with the axe because you because you pulled out
06:27:06:15	06:27:07:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, with that axe.
06:27:09:05	06:27:10:24	Chris [TBD]	That beautiful axe I have.
06:27:12:13	06:27:19:24	Jesse [GM]	both of these and the blade it got you thinking about like the potential views that we could create if those
06:27:13:24	06:27:14:16	Chris [TBD]	Both of these.
06:27:19:12	06:27:19:23	Chris [TBD]	Mm-hmm.
06:27:19:24	06:27:26:06	Jesse [GM]	were forged together so you’re kind of uh longing for like another spike in your career performance
06:27:20:23	06:27:21:00	Chris [TBD]	Mm-mm.
06:27:26:04	06:27:26:16	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
06:27:26:06	06:27:34:12	Jesse [GM]	sake right so the library delivers to you an article this is just kind of a there’s
06:27:34:12	06:27:42:04	Jesse [GM]	there’s several uh like weekly scrolls you also you enjoy like the
06:27:38:17	06:27:44:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, the tabloids. Yep, yep, yep.
06:27:44:21	06:27:53:27	Jesse [GM]	a lot of like gossip conspiracy sort of things right yes yes yes exactly oh i did make a name
06:27:49:07	06:27:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	Enquirer.
06:27:49:26	06:27:50:08	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
06:27:53:27	06:28:02:10	Jesse [GM]	the coreus uh i’ll find it in a minute um but yeah so the library delivers to you something similar
06:28:05:04	06:28:05:16	Chris [TBD]	Awesome.
06:28:08:06	06:28:09:08	Chris [TBD]	Do you want to read it out loud?
06:28:10:04	06:28:12:00	Jesse [GM]	the title and then you can study it over for a minute
06:28:12:24	06:28:17:25	Chris [TBD]	Legends never die. I look back at rock and roll immortals. Heck yeah!
06:28:21:02	06:28:26:08	Chris [TBD]	Killisaurus in the Pantheon of Sound by Velvet Vox for Sonic Scepter Monthly
06:28:28:01	06:28:30:17	Jesse [GM]	go okay so go ahead
06:28:35:15	06:28:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah What’s most on my mind is This book of idiots So I really desire some sort Of commentary
06:28:46:04	06:28:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	Expostulations on the theological implications of some of the doctrines that I’ve been absorbing.
06:28:55:10	06:28:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	So, that’s going to be my religion that I use.
06:29:00:17	06:29:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	18.
06:29:02:07	06:29:09:19	Jesse [GM]	okay great um let me think about this for a second
06:29:15:03	06:29:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	he’s over there laughing like The National Enquirer what bat boy eats boy this
06:29:16:29	06:29:18:14	Chris [TBD]	This is so cool
06:29:18:14	06:29:20:13	Brin [Basil]	really really enjoying
06:29:35:15	06:29:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	piece of literature has raised so many questions for me So I feel like I have more questions to add.
06:29:42:16	06:29:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	to keep it or did you?
06:29:45:06	06:29:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, if you want it, hang on to it.
06:29:46:05	06:29:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	I just can put in my little bit so we have it.
06:29:48:03	06:29:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
06:29:48:10	06:29:52:23	Jesse [GM]	can uh oh yeah you can totally share like a summary of what you read with us too
06:29:53:24	06:30:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, it’s the legend of Galgarath and Davina and how Davina was blessed by Salune once…
06:30:05:08	06:30:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	Is it Galgareth? Is that…? Yeah, close enough. He was a giant unbeaten in battle. He came against the forces of Divina’s people.
06:30:16:16	06:30:26:09	Dave [Xeros]	And Divina took a silk from the heavens of Salune and placed one tear of Saluna inside of it and threw it, and it hit Galgarath,
06:30:27:02	06:30:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	thus ending his life falling to the ground. Took a blade from Samurai Jack? Was that what it was? Yeah. Took this blade from samurai jack
06:30:38:03	06:30:50:02	Dave [Xeros]	and removed his head, thus ending the threat. Like, she actually made her lands a very pleasant place for a very long time until she hooked up with like the prostitute I think somewhere down the line
06:30:50:02	06:30:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	and fell from grace. But yeah, it was kind of a parenthetical piece right there at the very end. Yeah, you have to tell us all this time.
06:30:54:16	06:30:56:07	Brin [Basil]	Taliesel this time
06:30:58:03	06:31:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	She was on her balcony looking at a bath and I’m like, that probably was your first mistake. Try not to do that to begin with but just really – Yeah.
06:30:59:10	06:31:20:23	Brin [Basil]	Those prostitutes will get ya. I
06:31:03:11	06:31:08:20	Steve [Nortle]	consent is key
06:31:08:20	06:31:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	A musician prostitute?
06:31:09:09	06:31:14:06	Jesse [GM]	uh it wasn’t the character a musician of sorts that she fell for too or something
06:31:11:26	06:31:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, yep. It was a musician.
06:31:18:08	06:31:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	musician is a prostitute. They give themselves away for music.
06:31:20:23	06:31:22:14	Brin [Basil]	heard it was a secret court.
06:31:21:05	06:31:27:07	Steve [Nortle]	You know if you look at the way that labor is exploited everybody’s
06:31:27:07	06:31:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	a prostitute they sell themselves to the bourgeoisie anyway so what
06:31:31:11	06:31:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true.
06:31:34:21	06:31:44:06	Jesse [GM]	with your pure desires uh of your spiritual experience delivers to you not a commentary but it gives you the book
06:31:44:06	06:31:51:06	Jesse [GM]	of idios um the one um it’s fairly common but it delivers to kind of
06:31:46:29	06:31:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	will give it here. No one’ll give it there.
06:31:52:15	06:32:02:04	Steve [Nortle]	was it that i took from the chapel or from the shrine was was that like the children’s story version like the
06:32:03:05	06:32:19:21	Steve [Nortle]	like what’s the difference between the what uh
06:32:04:22	06:32:08:18	Jesse [GM]	so you’re essentially so with these you’re potentially getting like a scripture story
06:32:08:10	06:32:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
06:32:09:18	06:32:17:03	Jesse [GM]	but because i did not want to write something verse by verse uh you’re getting the summary
06:32:17:03	06:32:25:13	Jesse [GM]	but essentially the library is giving you like the book of scripture exactly yeah yeah you just
06:32:19:18	06:32:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	you’re getting like the AI search
06:32:19:21	06:32:20:28	Steve [Nortle]	what okay
06:32:24:09	06:32:25:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay
06:32:25:13	06:32:30:23	Jesse [GM]	so you have like this summary um but it’s like the story itself that’s what you get those okay
06:32:31:00	06:32:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	with me please
06:32:34:25	06:32:40:02	Jesse [GM]	yeah you can look that over for a second okay uh brenn let’s have you uh make an attempt and
06:32:43:28	06:32:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	what’s in your heart
06:32:46:29	06:32:56:24	Brin [Basil]	I definitely need some healing for sure, but all i can think about is how pissed off I am that I lost two quilts.
06:32:58:28	06:33:06:23	Jesse [GM]	you’re you’re are you gonna roll to try and overcome the desire like you’re going to channel
06:32:59:21	06:33:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	going to get a foraging book
06:33:07:07	06:33:09:08	Brin [Basil]	What do I, what? I don’t know what I need.
06:33:09:13	06:33:20:14	Jesse [GM]	so essentially uh there’s like the main things you’re searching for here you can investigate like the history of the disappearances you can also study for the exam uh you’ve come across
06:33:22:19	06:33:32:12	Jesse [GM]	purple filth um like the veil roots stuff like that um so you could learn about any of those things really is is you’re kind of like digging into
06:33:32:12	06:33:42:27	Jesse [GM]	the history of the church to try and figure out stay for the exam and start to educate yourself on maybe what’s going on inside the church and find missing people. Those are your probably
06:33:45:02	06:33:48:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m definitely worried about the test The exact for sure
06:33:46:23	06:33:55:19	Jesse [GM]	So you okay so you’re probably looking for like scripture or
06:33:57:02	06:33:57:15	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
06:34:00:23	06:34:05:01	Brin [Basil]	Reluctantly Mostly because I just want to Pass that so I can
06:34:08:26	06:34:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	the scantron guide
06:34:12:08	06:34:14:14	Brin [Basil]	You know what I’m saying
06:34:15:01	06:34:25:14	Jesse [GM]	see yeah okay um yeah go ahead let’s see go ahead and roll and see if see what the library delivered you get to choose a skill
06:34:22:17	06:34:24:00	Brin [Basil]	What would you like me to use
06:34:25:14	06:34:30:27	Jesse [GM]	so whatever you think will purify your heart and mind to clarify your desires
06:34:25:28	06:34:27:06	Brin [Basil]	I get to choose
06:34:34:16	06:34:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	religion
06:34:36:10	06:34:38:01	Brin [Basil]	Performance cause this is all a joke
06:34:39:05	06:34:39:18	Brin [Basil]	Maybe
06:34:40:20	06:34:45:06	Brin [Basil]	uh does that work is that fair 13.
06:34:44:02	06:34:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	sister you need to believe
06:34:45:05	06:34:52:26	Jesse [GM]	okay so um the library can discern
06:34:52:26	06:35:00:18	Jesse [GM]	your thoughts and feelings and it can tell that you’re still
06:35:00:18	06:35:10:16	Jesse [GM]	somewhat enraged about your quills but it senses your desire to like fight
06:35:10:16	06:35:13:14	Jesse [GM]	your rage inside of you and so it delivers
06:35:12:07	06:35:27:07	Brin [Basil]	what’s this
06:35:18:17	06:35:24:27	Jesse [GM]	an article about an upcoming competition yep
06:35:27:07	06:35:39:06	Brin [Basil]	an official announcement from the council of collegiate competition it’s the sky rush showdown
06:35:39:06	06:35:47:22	Brin [Basil]	youth enrichment versus magus academy magus sorry i knew that
06:35:56:00	06:36:03:15	Jesse [GM]	very challenging very exciting event that occurs annually between the two schools um and it’s coming up this week
06:36:04:13	06:36:14:29	Brin [Basil]	oh heck yeah the prize is the how you pronounce this
06:36:04:23	06:36:11:08	Jesse [GM]	and so you may have failed to find scripture but the library made something useful
06:36:14:29	06:36:16:20	Brin [Basil]	ether glass
06:36:21:28	06:36:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	I like chalices can drink anything i want out of that
06:36:23:10	06:36:29:08	Brin [Basil]	did i say that right
06:36:26:25	06:36:27:18	Jesse [GM]	okay
06:36:29:11	06:36:36:18	Chris [TBD]	Drinking out of chalices, what is this guy I think he is drinking out of
06:36:30:23	06:36:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	the bigger the chalice, the better the more drink you can put in
06:36:37:08	06:36:38:15	Dave [Xeros]	drinking on a chalic
06:36:39:14	06:36:43:20	Jesse [GM]	continue to search for stuff that will help you study
06:36:44:25	06:36:53:26	Jesse [GM]	or things that allude to like the disappearances the history of that or you are also here to find the archive in the
06:36:54:18	06:37:00:29	Jesse [GM]	alchemist book as well so you probably want to aim your desires toward those two things
06:37:02:23	06:37:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	because that is what it would deliver uh I have gotten through this story and my heart is just getting bigger and bigger but But I do have a very specific question.
06:37:14:29	06:37:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	When they were getting their tattoos, Nodal noticed that I have a tattoo on me that might be special
06:37:22:12	06:37:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	and so as I was reading about these sacred weapons that people had used in the past I start to think about that
06:37:31:10	06:37:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	and I remember him saying it was something about a ghost step and I’d like to find out if there is any knowledge in the library about that
06:37:40:29	06:37:44:25	Jesse [GM]	oh okay um yeah which skill do you wanna use too
06:37:45:00	06:37:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	uh i will use my oh man
06:37:57:06	06:38:04:20	Dave [Xeros]	it would have to be either like a history or no it’d be an arcana
06:38:04:20	06:38:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	check wouldn’t it i’ll use that kind of check it’s what would match right nat 20
06:38:09:17	06:38:20:19	Jesse [GM]	yeah wow okay uh the pages and the books just like part right and this book just comes right up to you stops
06:38:20:19	06:38:22:25	Jesse [GM]	just before slamming into you
06:38:24:03	06:38:25:00	Steve [Nortle]	to the page and use
06:38:24:23	06:38:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	like the parable of motess and uh the river that he potted oh my gosh praise be to idios
06:38:24:26	06:38:26:06	Jesse [GM]	right to the page yeah
06:38:32:13	06:38:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	motests
06:38:35:22	06:38:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	it works no, no it was Davina is there a motess? because man alive
06:38:37:00	06:38:39:23	Jesse [GM]	is that what you just read was that one of those was that
06:38:41:11	06:38:43:12	Jesse [GM]	oh that’s right that’s right that’s right yeah
06:38:45:02	06:38:46:14	Jesse [GM]	there is a
06:38:49:18	06:38:52:05	Jesse [GM]	Zazam there is a Zazom
06:38:49:21	06:38:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	Zazam okay
06:38:50:23	06:38:51:22	Chris [TBD]	Zazam
06:38:52:13	06:38:56:01	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like Zazan and plotting of the river
06:38:57:14	06:38:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	back together maybe
06:38:58:20	06:39:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	I have
06:38:59:24	06:39:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh my god yes I remember it all
06:39:00:23	06:39:01:06	Jesse [GM]	so
06:39:02:24	06:39:10:21	Jesse [GM]	it gives you a book all about that that you can check out you could read and study in your spare time
06:39:09:21	06:39:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	no, it’s totally fine because I haven’t been able to use this and now that I know about it and I’m reading about it,
06:39:11:28	06:39:14:25	Jesse [GM]	I know nothing about that didn’t prepare anything about that so
06:39:21:19	06:39:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	I want to be able to use it. I thought it might actually help me in this part of the quest
06:39:27:25	06:39:33:03	Jesse [GM]	cool can you use it now like if is it something you have to acquire attuned to
06:39:33:14	06:39:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	attuned to it. I’ve been attuned to it the entire time so that’s why I have no attunement spots open. I’m attuned to two things that I didn’t know about
06:39:41:08	06:39:43:23	Jesse [GM]	okay what does do exactly
06:39:43:20	06:39:44:17	Dave [Xeros]	The Ghost Step
06:39:45:26	06:39:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	if you guys are interested in hearing what it is right before I go blind um uh come on
06:39:51:03	06:39:51:29	Jesse [GM]	could help you right now
06:39:53:29	06:40:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	While he looks that up, apparently I took a feat when we leveled
06:40:01:24	06:40:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	up to level four and I actually have the invisibility spell.
06:40:08:17	06:40:09:01	Jesse [GM]	whoa
06:40:10:04	06:40:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m wondering can no,
06:40:21:02	06:40:31:07	Steve [Nortle]	no it’s a ninja thing like I’m internalizing Rex Kwan Do every day trying to improve and I kind of finally clued
06:40:22:06	06:40:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	do do do oh
06:40:27:01	06:40:27:19	Jesse [GM]	Uh-huh.
06:40:31:07	06:40:42:17	Steve [Nortle]	into one of the teachings which is you know be present everywhere so that you can go anywhere and uh anyway um i
06:40:37:05	06:40:38:17	Jesse [GM]	Well said.
06:40:42:17	06:40:51:02	Steve [Nortle]	am oh i’m rolling a quick perception just to see if i don’t have true sight um and he’s busy having a theophany so
06:40:51:02	06:41:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	i can’t really talk to him so um yeah i’m just doing a perception if i can see where the archive place is and, you know, kind of lay out a little bit. But I only rolled
06:41:02:26	06:41:05:00	Steve [Nortle]	an eight.
06:41:06:11	06:41:09:24	Jesse [GM]	eight. Okay. The library…
06:41:11:26	06:41:16:11	Jesse [GM]	It can tell you’re seeking some higher knowledge,
06:41:16:11	06:41:24:04	Jesse [GM]	um but it also recognizes sort of nortles uh kind of childlike innocence
06:41:24:20	06:41:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	Innocence! Yeah! Yeah!
06:41:29:03	06:41:53:08	Brin [Basil]	where did you
06:41:30:07	06:41:37:28	Jesse [GM]	yeah the library the books part they flurry past you and
06:41:32:13	06:41:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	Spelled I-N-N O-N
06:41:38:14	06:41:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	Inoncence.
06:41:41:16	06:41:42:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
06:41:43:08	06:41:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	I am delighted.
06:41:46:17	06:41:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	and pulls out his uh crayons
06:41:48:06	06:41:52:26	Steve [Nortle]	They’re quills, they’re colored quills in there. She’s just so envious I can see it.
06:41:49:22	06:41:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	the colored quills
06:41:54:29	06:41:56:10	Steve [Nortle]	It was for my birthday!
06:41:57:15	06:41:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	Mom loves me.
06:41:59:16	06:42:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay i can i can read this real quick um so it’s produced by special needle this tattoo shifts and wavers on the skin parts
06:42:00:14	06:42:01:08	Brin [Basil]	loads
06:42:07:12	06:42:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	as it appears blurred like appearing blurry uh i attuned to it to attune to this item you hold a needle to your skin where you want the tattoo to appear pressing the needle there throughout
06:42:17:05	06:42:25:12	Dave [Xeros]	the attunement process when the attument is complete the needle turns into ink that becomes the tattoo which appears of the skin if your attunment to the tattoo ends the tattoo vanishes
06:42:25:12	06:42:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	and the needle reappears in your space so it’s like you can actually reapply it um the goes if
06:42:31:29	06:42:42:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay ghostly form the tattoo has three charges and it regains all expended charges daily at dawn as a bonus action while the tattoo is on your skin you can expend one of that tattoos charges
06:42:42:28	06:42:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	to become incorporeal until the end of your next turn for the duration you gain the following benefits you have resistance to bludgeoning piercing slashing damage from non-magical attacks
06:42:52:29	06:43:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	You can’t be grappled or restrained. You can move through creatures and solid objects as if they were difficult terrain. If your turn ends inside of a solid object, you take one de-force damage
06:43:04:29	06:43:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	if the effect ends while you are inside that solid object. You instead are shunted to the nearest unoccupied space, and you take point. So yeah, that’s it. I can become incorporeal.
06:43:14:06	06:43:15:28	Chris [TBD]	It’s basically a cloud.
06:43:16:01	06:43:16:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
06:43:20:21	06:43:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s still like, you know, the movement process is still the same. But I can become a corporate and pass through people and objects.
06:43:32:06	06:43:33:23	Jesse [GM]	okay that could come in handy
06:43:38:12	06:43:43:28	Brin [Basil]	you to do whatever you do and steal that book so I can get my emeralds. Is that clear? Do we got that?
06:43:44:28	06:43:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	one of those cascading events though where knowledge then opens up new questions Is this like a trap? Yeah, is the library a trap and it’s just meant to keep us here?
06:43:52:21	06:43:53:21	Jesse [GM]	the less you know kind of thing
06:43:56:17	06:43:57:17	Brin [Basil]	The crystal skull?
06:43:59:02	06:44:01:28	Jesse [GM]	ooh maybe yeah I hadn’t thought of that but sure
06:44:01:25	06:44:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay
06:44:04:16	06:44:07:05	Steve [Nortle]	You got it mister
06:44:04:18	06:44:05:28	Brin [Basil]	What have you done?
06:44:06:25	06:44:13:01	Chris [TBD]	How did how did you know
06:44:07:14	06:44:09:21	Dave [Xeros]	And we’ll pick that up next time.
06:44:08:26	06:44:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	By golly you caught me
06:44:13:01	06:44:21:06	Chris [TBD]	So, I really need to end you go.
06:44:14:25	06:44:17:24	Jesse [GM]	should we pause here and finish this challenge next time
06:44:19:09	06:44:24:09	Jesse [GM]	alright right sounds good congratulations on your findings in the library we will
06:44:23:12	06:44:26:08	Chris [TBD]	This is cool though. Very excited.
06:44:29:12	06:44:33:09	Chris [TBD]	Sweet! Nice job Jesse. That was really cool.
06:44:31:23	06:44:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	gosh.
06:44:35:00	06:44:35:22	Chris [TBD]	A lot of fun.
06:44:36:02	06:44:39:09	Dave [Xeros]	I really want to become converted and convert all of you.
06:44:40:10	06:44:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	Honestly, I want this to completely change my character’s trajectory. If this happens… I haven’t selected my feat yet
06:44:40:14	06:44:48:20	Brin [Basil]	That would actually be hilarious.
06:44:40:16	06:44:44:04	Chris [TBD]	Honestly, I want this to be changed here.
06:44:43:16	06:44:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	change the character growth.
06:44:49:20	06:44:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	but if I get converted can I take a cleric feat that converts me more towards idios? Okay. I’m going to start looking them up.
06:44:56:29	06:45:00:05	Jesse [GM]	sure yeah you can yeah your feet can be
06:44:59:29	06:45:07:20	Brin [Basil]	this campaign could really ruin a lot of things for Dave’s
06:45:08:04	06:45:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh. I thought you meant for your
06:45:11:02	06:45:13:08	Jesse [GM]	yeah you’re gonna be the only one left
06:45:11:11	06:45:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	campaign.
06:45:12:09	06:45:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	that?
06:45:13:14	06:45:21:10	Brin [Basil]	gonna be yeah she made an angry rabbit a rapid rapid no
06:45:17:22	06:45:29:17	Jesse [GM]	okay sorry i haven’t found out a good way couldn’t think of like a great way to run this that’s kind of slow huh
06:45:30:11	06:45:32:06	Jesse [GM]	working through all the books and texts
06:45:34:15	06:45:34:27	Brin [Basil]	at all
06:45:35:23	06:45:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	All we need to do is…
06:45:39:12	06:45:39:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
06:45:40:21	06:45:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	We started late, so yeah, that’s-that is my fault.
06:45:42:01	06:45:43:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, sorry.
06:45:42:08	06:45:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	We started very late. Ouch.
06:45:45:02	06:45:55:16	Chris [TBD]	That would have been fine, yeah.
06:45:45:08	06:45:46:26	Brin [Basil]	My life’s a shit show.
06:45:48:21	06:45:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	If you really taste it like we actually like 930 just kind of starts at 1230
06:45:49:10	06:45:52:04	Brin [Basil]	You can taste it and you have to nine hours
06:45:56:28	06:45:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	Even if there’s a power outage… It’s at fault not you right?
06:45:57:19	06:46:03:28	Brin [Basil]	20 hours from college
06:45:59:19	06:46:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, my power I just kicked and it turned off all of my sets so I was doing
06:46:11:26	06:46:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	thanks I guess Not i guess! I mean I do say thanks Sure did
06:46:14:09	06:46:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	I cleared it! We’re good! Jesse
06:46:22:00	06:46:23:03	Brin [Basil]	Definitely well done
06:46:22:02	06:46:23:19	Chris [TBD]	Jesse, well done. Seriously.
06:46:22:04	06:46:23:03	Steve [Nortle]	Jesse well done

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