In Da Beninging
Jesse as GM · Steve as Nortle · Dave as Xeros · Chris as TBD · Brin as Basil
In Da Beninging
Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [GM], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4684 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)
| TC In | TC Out | Speaker | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00:00:00 | 00:00:06:26 | Steve [Nortle] | And what they’re doing is saying like, instead of leveling up to get the beat we’ll complete our personal quest. |
| 00:00:06:26 | 00:00:14:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Our personal study in order to gain defeat so you’ve got a bunch of them there |
| 00:00:14:26 | 00:00:21:29 | Steve [Nortle] | are quite a few but the idea would be for example you could probably |
| 00:00:21:29 | 00:00:32:04 | Steve [Nortle] | benefit from two weapon fighting because it means that you’d be able to deal with more damage that sort of thing |
| 00:00:32:07 | 00:00:42:12 | Steve [Nortle] | but if nothing looks really good to you, If you just read through to kind of get a vibe of what the feats are supposed to be able to do |
| 00:00:42:12 | 00:00:47:26 | Steve [Nortle] | and then come up with your own and let Jesse know. |
| 00:00:48:27 | 00:00:49:29 | Steve [Nortle] | That way he’s got |
| 00:00:51:19 | 00:00:56:04 | Steve [Nortle] | kind of your goal to work on |
| 00:01:30:19 | 00:01:35:08 | Steve [Nortle] | are really big They’re called Epic Boons |
| 00:01:35:08 | 00:01:45:29 | Steve [Nortle] | and they’re probably too big um so uh |
| 00:01:45:29 | 00:01:48:23 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah one of the feats says savage attacker |
| 00:01:50:04 | 00:02:01:22 | Steve [Nortle] | once per turn when you hit a target you can roll the weapons damage dice twice and use either role against the target but another option could be figuring |
| 00:02:01:22 | 00:02:12:03 | Steve [Nortle] | out stuff that your character kind of struggles with and then bolstering that i don’t know basil does pretty |
| 00:02:12:03 | 00:02:18:18 | Steve [Nortle] | well like i get usually when she fails it’s just because you had crap roles not because |
| 00:03:01:10 | 00:03:04:18 | Brin [Basil] | Did they do that? |
| 00:03:07:15 | 00:03:15:02 | Steve [Nortle] | where did he get the book yeah so usual usually i |
| 00:03:12:01 | 00:03:12:22 | Brin [Basil] | gaming store. |
| 00:03:15:02 | 00:03:25:17 | Steve [Nortle] | don’t i don t know if they do that i know that some of the independent ones if you purchase through their website rather than amazon |
| 00:03:25:17 | 00:03:35:17 | Steve [Nortle] | or something they’ll give you a pdf code drive -through rpg is kind of where everybody goes |
| 00:03:35:17 | 00:03:45:01 | Steve [Nortle] | for online rpg pdf distribution wizards of the coast doesn’t have a lot of official dnd stuff |
| 00:03:45:01 | 00:03:53:10 | Steve [Nortle] | on that because they sell it through their own storefront but you can get there’s tens of |
| 00:03:53:10 | 00:04:00:16 | Steve [Nortle] | thousands of different resources all varying different gaming systems modules that are 5e |
| 00:04:00:16 | 00:04:12:14 | Steve [Nortle] | compatible meaning they’re for dungeons and dragons um just like all of that um yeah yeah |
| 00:04:09:13 | 00:04:10:18 | Brin [Basil] | locked in here. |
| 00:04:12:14 | 00:04:23:25 | Steve [Nortle] | because there’s a free player’s handbook and then there’s one um i think oh yeah they don’t need |
| 00:04:17:13 | 00:04:22:04 | Jesse [GM] | I’m sure there’s like a hot key. |
| 00:04:27:03 | 00:04:28:06 | Brin [Basil] | Yes? Did ya? |
| 00:04:31:26 | 00:04:40:17 | Brin [Basil] | I knew…I just knew it. I got a big deal with fries and we’re finished with them. |
| 00:04:36:08 | 00:04:40:09 | Jesse [GM] | Click on your insert when you select it click on edit icon, pencil icon. |
| 00:04:49:05 | 00:04:49:25 | Brin [Basil] | Clara |
| 00:04:53:20 | 00:04:55:05 | Jesse [GM] | That would be hot quick. |
| 00:04:55:02 | 00:04:58:09 | Brin [Basil] | yes probably not but |
| 00:05:17:19 | 00:05:19:28 | Jesse [GM] | Command-Shifts |
| 00:05:21:09 | 00:05:21:20 | Brin [Basil] | level |
| 00:05:49:01 | 00:05:51:04 | Jesse [GM] | … |
| 00:05:58:09 | 00:05:58:26 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 00:06:24:17 | 00:06:24:26 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 00:06:27:23 | 00:06:28:29 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll just uh |
| 00:06:40:07 | 00:06:41:14 | Brin [Basil] | to do it last week |
| 00:06:46:10 | 00:06:49:08 | Brin [Basil] | Jared’s so good at it too yeah |
| 00:06:57:14 | 00:07:04:20 | Steve [Nortle] | into your uh little like collections section on are you you’re on dnd beyond right um are |
| 00:07:04:20 | 00:07:15:21 | Steve [Nortle] | you on the app or the website okay good so click on the option bar a little hamburger and it has collections and it says my campaigns and then you click on that |
| 00:07:15:21 | 00:07:17:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I think we’re your only campaign |
| 00:07:19:03 | 00:07:24:23 | Steve [Nortle] | and then you click content management |
| 00:07:26:15 | 00:07:33:10 | Steve [Nortle] | and that shows all of the stuff Dave has bought and can share with us if you scroll down to Players Handbook 2014 |
| 00:07:34:23 | 00:07:36:11 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s the one shared with you |
| 00:07:38:18 | 00:07:43:17 | Steve [Nortle] | so what I don’t |
| 00:07:44:22 | 00:07:50:02 | Steve [Nortle] | i don’t think he’s purchased the updated rules which is probably what’s locking you out so if |
| 00:07:50:02 | 00:08:01:20 | Steve [Nortle] | use the 2014 rulebook instead um which you find by going to uh sources source book and |
| 00:08:01:22 | 00:08:13:22 | Steve [Nortle] | you have to scroll through the old player’s handbook and if it says 2024 then you’re looking |
| 00:08:13:22 | 00:08:19:12 | Steve [Nortle] | at the wrong one so if you do sources view all and then find the players handbook |
| 00:08:19:12 | 00:08:28:29 | Steve [Nortle] | and it’s the one that has kind of like a frost giant about to punch somebody in the background. |
| 00:08:30:09 | 00:08:38:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Yep, I see on air which you |
| 00:08:45:09 | 00:08:46:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Kind of wish you had but all right. |
| 00:08:51:08 | 00:08:52:23 | Brin [Basil] | not embarrass myself either. |
| 00:08:58:26 | 00:09:01:07 | Brin [Basil] | I just want Gail to tell you this is the girliest man ever. |
| 00:09:04:02 | 00:09:10:07 | Brin [Basil] | Ha! I’m not…I try real hard but i am NOT the most feminine lass. |
| 00:09:05:13 | 00:09:06:14 | Jesse [GM] | Just saying that? |
| 00:09:07:00 | 00:09:11:19 | Steve [Nortle] | And that includes your marriage? |
| 00:09:25:19 | 00:09:27:13 | Brin [Basil] | she know? You have another job. |
| 00:09:34:27 | 00:09:39:00 | Brin [Basil] | could’ve fooled me. No joke. |
| 00:09:42:02 | 00:09:45:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, that’s kind of my wife as well. |
| 00:09:47:07 | 00:10:23:07 | Steve [Nortle] | she comes home from school takes a nap and works for the next six hours you might |
| 00:09:51:04 | 00:09:51:11 | Brin [Basil] | more. |
| 00:10:15:12 | 00:10:16:16 | Chris [TBD] | Welcome everybody! |
| 00:10:18:00 | 00:10:21:06 | Chris [TBD] | We are… This is our very first time streaming |
| 00:10:23:03 | 00:10:31:16 | Brin [Basil] | Can you tell? Can you tell your voice down Steven? |
| 00:10:23:07 | 00:10:30:14 | Steve [Nortle] | have been able to tell based upon the fact that we’re now 52 minutes behind sorry no i mean we are running |
| 00:10:29:23 | 00:10:37:27 | Chris [TBD] | we are running pacific time you all should have paid attention |
| 00:10:31:06 | 00:10:37:04 | Steve [Nortle] | we are pacific time that was that is what i was gonna say we are at pacific times yeah |
| 00:10:31:16 | 00:10:37:04 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right |
| 00:10:38:22 | 00:10:40:26 | Brin [Basil] | We forgot to specify |
| 00:10:39:15 | 00:10:52:00 | Steve [Nortle] | that is |
| 00:10:45:01 | 00:10:48:29 | Chris [TBD] | good okay and here i am uh talking to myself |
| 00:10:52:00 | 00:10:52:11 | Steve [Nortle] | chaos |
| 00:10:55:29 | 00:10:58:04 | Brin [Basil] | I gotta get real close for it to work. |
| 00:10:59:16 | 00:10:59:21 | Steve [Nortle] | do |
| 00:11:07:20 | 00:11:18:04 | Chris [TBD] | yeah oh yeah that’s not that bad about this level I like the music. |
| 00:11:18:28 | 00:11:22:00 | Brin [Basil] | too. It’s so school of Etihad. |
| 00:11:19:02 | 00:11:20:11 | Chris [TBD] | Soothing, peaceful. |
| 00:11:24:11 | 00:11:25:16 | Chris [TBD] | It’s ready, huh? |
| 00:11:50:26 | 00:11:53:17 | Brin [Basil] | Why is it not letting… I don’t think it’s live on Twitch? |
| 00:11:55:02 | 00:11:55:16 | Brin [Basil] | Is it? |
| 00:12:10:13 | 00:12:10:29 | Brin [Basil] | No. |
| 00:12:12:16 | 00:12:13:26 | Brin [Basil] | What are you doing? |
| 00:12:16:20 | 00:12:18:10 | Brin [Basil] | Sarah! Sarah! |
| 00:12:19:11 | 00:12:21:14 | Brin [Basil] | Whatever you’re doing, stop it! |
| 00:12:21:14 | 00:12:23:07 | Steve [Nortle] | no non-stop |
| 00:12:30:29 | 00:12:33:05 | Brin [Basil] | You gotta turn your chin, darling. |
| 00:12:36:09 | 00:12:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | Something went wrong. |
| 00:12:38:29 | 00:12:46:09 | Steve [Nortle] | I just sent the link to Gail and she’s like nothing is happening we’re having some technical |
| 00:12:42:24 | 00:12:45:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, we’re not ready yet. |
| 00:12:47:11 | 00:12:48:02 | Steve [Nortle] | issues |
| 00:12:49:22 | 00:12:53:20 | Steve [Nortle] | nothing abnormal here nope nope |
| 00:13:13:25 | 00:13:14:04 | Steve [Nortle] | YouTube |
| 00:13:21:10 | 00:13:25:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Is that a fire I hear? Crackling with night noises. |
| 00:13:29:22 | 00:13:32:29 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t, I can hear anything. I mean, I heard some peaceful music. |
| 00:13:34:14 | 00:13:36:14 | Chris [TBD] | He’s asking if Gail can hear |
| 00:13:40:01 | 00:13:40:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:13:44:12 | 00:13:46:08 | Chris [TBD] | live or anything on YouTube. |
| 00:14:28:10 | 00:14:29:15 | Chris [TBD] | sign Sacramento talks. |
| 00:14:34:17 | 00:14:36:24 | Chris [TBD] | I think a week is plenty of time. |
| 00:14:40:20 | 00:14:44:05 | Chris [TBD] | It’s for not this coming Sunday. The following Sunday. |
| 00:14:46:19 | 00:14:48:06 | Brin [Basil] | don’t ask me |
| 00:14:49:08 | 00:14:56:06 | Steve [Nortle] | a picture of what she can see and it looks like a lock screen |
| 00:14:59:00 | 00:14:59:28 | Chris [TBD] | What’s that on? |
| 00:15:01:11 | 00:15:01:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Twitch |
| 00:15:02:15 | 00:15:11:19 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, we are live though. That’s true. |
| 00:15:04:22 | 00:15:08:19 | Steve [Nortle] | and she says it has fire crackling in owls hooting noises in the background |
| 00:15:16:01 | 00:15:19:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Yep, that’s it That’s it. That’s what we’re doing. |
| 00:15:19:27 | 00:15:20:18 | Chris [TBD] | I see us. |
| 00:15:24:12 | 00:15:25:14 | Chris [TBD] | Have a refresh. |
| 00:15:29:28 | 00:15:30:28 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, welcome. |
| 00:15:32:20 | 00:15:35:24 | Brin [Basil] | actually say welcome now because |
| 00:15:34:18 | 00:15:35:12 | Steve [Nortle] | We can’t… |
| 00:15:35:12 | 00:15:37:07 | Chris [TBD] | Our audience of one, hi Gail! |
| 00:15:39:24 | 00:15:49:23 | Chris [TBD] | We are amateurs, it may look fancy but bear with us. |
| 00:15:51:05 | 00:15:55:13 | Chris [TBD] | How many people are you going to watch? One person, good, probably me. |
| 00:15:57:27 | 00:16:00:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Maybe I sent her the wrong link. |
| 00:16:01:05 | 00:16:03:07 | Steve [Nortle] | So you can see it on your iPad there? |
| 00:16:03:14 | 00:16:04:16 | Chris [TBD] | What’s her username? |
| 00:16:06:24 | 00:16:11:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, well, and I don’t think you have to have a username of watch, do you? |
| 00:16:12:12 | 00:16:12:20 | Chris [TBD] | no idea. |
| 00:16:18:19 | 00:16:19:05 | Steve [Nortle] | So so |
| 00:16:21:07 | 00:16:22:12 | Steve [Nortle] | What would be |
| 00:16:23:13 | 00:16:27:27 | Steve [Nortle] | showing Dave like at the bottom left where it’s got the four of us |
| 00:16:30:20 | 00:16:31:26 | Steve [Nortle] | that should be all four of them |
| 00:16:42:16 | 00:16:51:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, for me the Twitch stream is just a shot from that camera with all of the lights off and no one in here. |
| 00:16:53:11 | 00:16:58:21 | Brin [Basil] | that’s a past broadcast. |
| 00:16:58:14 | 00:17:00:23 | Chris [TBD] | You got to go to the live feed Steve. |
| 00:17:05:22 | 00:17:08:10 | Chris [TBD] | Who’s L-O-Figan17? |
| 00:17:10:16 | 00:17:12:01 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah. Thank you. |
| 00:17:15:10 | 00:17:16:15 | Chris [TBD] | It says LOL nope. |
| 00:17:18:08 | 00:17:20:16 | Brin [Basil] | don’t know I wonder if that’s Gail. |
| 00:17:22:13 | 00:17:23:10 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t think so. |
| 00:17:25:00 | 00:17:29:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, something’s popping up. Looks like me looking at my phone so that’s creepy. |
| 00:17:29:24 | 00:17:31:15 | Chris [TBD] | It’s delayed. Remember? |
| 00:17:32:04 | 00:17:34:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright, alright, alright. |
| 00:17:35:27 | 00:17:39:14 | Chris [TBD] | So for those watching we will play. |
| 00:17:43:09 | 00:17:44:29 | Brin [Basil] | Patience is a virtue. |
| 00:17:52:29 | 00:17:53:20 | Steve [Nortle] | sounding different. |
| 00:17:55:15 | 00:17:59:15 | Chris [TBD] | Benjamin says let’s get this party started. I agree. |
| 00:18:01:05 | 00:18:05:25 | Steve [Nortle] | That would be cool having a party. Would be cool. |
| 00:18:08:14 | 00:18:09:15 | Chris [TBD] | At the party |
| 00:18:11:27 | 00:18:12:23 | Chris [TBD] | Ramsay’s number |
| 00:18:22:22 | 00:18:31:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Don’t flash them, Chris. Just especially skin on your face? Can’t show that. |
| 00:18:27:01 | 00:18:32:23 | Chris [TBD] | no skin language. |
| 00:18:34:22 | 00:18:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | as you have an advisory, you can say whatever you want. |
| 00:18:39:26 | 00:18:40:17 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t think we do. |
| 00:18:41:06 | 00:18:42:20 | Brin [Basil] | Well we probably do. |
| 00:18:43:10 | 00:18:44:25 | Chris [TBD] | What about topics? |
| 00:18:43:25 | 00:18:55:19 | Brin [Basil] | Actually I probably not actually because usually the advisories are only done automatically with specific video games that you select what you’re playing so |
| 00:18:55:19 | 00:19:01:09 | Brin [Basil] | we’ll have like in your title. You type in all the tags and the hash, |
| 00:19:02:21 | 00:19:10:10 | Brin [Basil] | hashtags of what video game you’re playing it will bring it up and then all the advisaries are attached to |
| 00:19:11:11 | 00:19:12:06 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, okay. |
| 00:19:12:20 | 00:19:14:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Jesse, do you need help putting on your headphones? |
| 00:19:21:10 | 00:19:22:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Everything is |
| 00:19:22:24 | 00:19:28:08 | Brin [Basil] | Everything’s gonna be okay little buddy. Oh, oh! |
| 00:19:30:25 | 00:19:31:06 | Steve [Nortle] | that feel? |
| 00:19:33:05 | 00:19:33:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:19:33:12 | 00:19:34:02 | Jesse [GM] | Empowering |
| 00:19:35:16 | 00:19:36:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Behold! |
| 00:19:36:10 | 00:19:37:13 | Jesse [GM] | check it out |
| 00:19:37:22 | 00:19:38:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Behold. |
| 00:19:40:14 | 00:19:45:05 | Jesse [GM] | can you hear me |
| 00:19:44:28 | 00:19:51:12 | Steve [Nortle] | You gotta be a lot closer. The sensitivity has been changed so they’re less… I don’t know. |
| 00:19:52:13 | 00:19:53:00 | Jesse [GM] | the microphone |
| 00:19:53:10 | 00:20:05:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. That’s |
| 00:19:55:12 | 00:19:56:05 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 00:19:56:29 | 00:20:00:11 | Chris [TBD] | Dave before I sit down did we hit record |
| 00:19:58:00 | 00:19:59:07 | Brin [Basil] | it I just snapped my elastic. |
| 00:20:01:16 | 00:20:02:28 | Chris [TBD] | and there is a card in there? |
| 00:20:05:10 | 00:20:06:26 | Steve [Nortle] | a fair enough question. |
| 00:20:07:16 | 00:20:08:28 | Brin [Basil] | that sucks. |
| 00:20:09:29 | 00:20:10:22 | Jesse [GM] | sorry |
| 00:20:12:11 | 00:20:13:11 | Chris [TBD] | Well done Dave. |
| 00:20:13:10 | 00:20:23:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Well done. Alright. yeah so everybody is welcome now for reals this time uh |
| 00:20:18:08 | 00:20:19:23 | Chris [TBD] | Muy excelente. |
| 00:20:21:17 | 00:20:22:05 | Brin [Basil] | Who knows this? |
| 00:20:23:08 | 00:20:30:00 | Steve [Nortle] | and uh well Dave gets settled in his seat |
| 00:20:30:00 | 00:20:36:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Jesse you want to regale us with a tale of daring do and eating it on a mountainside |
| 00:20:36:01 | 00:20:46:29 | Steve [Nortle] | because I’m looking for details right yeah they you can just |
| 00:20:37:20 | 00:20:47:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m looking. Yeah, we can clip it. |
| 00:20:39:07 | 00:20:44:06 | Jesse [GM] | yeah no if i just tell everybody on here will the whole world see it and then nobody else has |
| 00:20:47:01 | 00:20:51:22 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah this just go to our tiktok here’s the explanation |
| 00:20:50:05 | 00:21:53:03 | Brin [Basil] | Oh no. |
| 00:20:52:26 | 00:21:00:05 | Jesse [GM] | tired of telling this story i tried i tried to get it |
| 00:21:00:05 | 00:21:05:09 | Jesse [GM] | out of the way and tell everybody but everybody still wants details and stuff so it didn’t matter |
| 00:21:03:25 | 00:21:07:25 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah because you got a wing and a sling |
| 00:21:06:14 | 00:21:15:11 | Jesse [GM] | so yeah um yeah so |
| 00:21:15:11 | 00:21:19:09 | Jesse [GM] | before we get started i uh |
| 00:21:20:20 | 00:21:25:18 | Jesse [GM] | I decided to go mountain biking with some friends of mine and |
| 00:21:27:25 | 00:21:30:07 | Jesse [GM] | I’ve been biking for a few years like I felt pretty confident |
| 00:21:31:22 | 00:21:43:20 | Jesse [GM] | and everybody kind of went down the easy way and then they were all looking at me and i was like i can do this i can i can definitely go down the |
| 00:21:35:29 | 00:21:43:26 | Chris [TBD] | and I was like, take a step in the hard |
| 00:21:43:20 | 00:21:51:20 | Jesse [GM] | hard way in front of everybody and just like let everybody know that i am the alpha in this group right now no questions |
| 00:21:54:11 | 00:22:01:15 | Jesse [GM] | i don’t think i’m the alpha because i didn’t make it basically it was like really steep landing |
| 00:22:01:15 | 00:22:07:01 | Jesse [GM] | and my weight was too far forward i knew as soon as i went off i was way too far for it so as soon |
| 00:22:07:01 | 00:22:14:20 | Jesse [GM] | i hit i just like front flipped out of my bike and went right over the handlebars um yes yes yeah |
| 00:22:11:22 | 00:22:12:21 | Chris [TBD] | we call an endo |
| 00:22:14:20 | 00:22:25:04 | Jesse [GM] | but i rolled like perfectly it wasn’t like a scorpion or something you know uh just rolled right out of that i like stood right up and i was like actually i think i’m like fine and then we |
| 00:22:25:04 | 00:22:36:22 | Jesse [GM] | got on to ride again and i couldn’t put any weight on my right arm i couldn’T grip anything and i was like oh no bad uh-uh no it’s just the adrenaline and stuff i don’t think i’d like to |
| 00:22:25:18 | 00:22:34:12 | Chris [TBD] | oh man so you didn’t even feel it break wow |
| 00:22:36:22 | 00:22:44:23 | Jesse [GM] | feel anything so anyway yeah i messed up my arm and now here we are i just operate with one hand |
| 00:22:44:17 | 00:22:45:13 | Chris [TBD] | incredible |
| 00:22:46:29 | 00:22:53:12 | Steve [Nortle] | fortunately broke your non -dominant hand which is minor blessing |
| 00:22:54:03 | 00:23:00:22 | Jesse [GM] | uh it i mean yeah so i can still throw |
| 00:23:00:22 | 00:23:09:22 | Jesse [GM] | and write but i don’t really need to do those things so yeah |
| 00:23:07:09 | 00:23:15:06 | Steve [Nortle] | you’re not in p .e anymore you don’t have english class that’s why you stay in school people so |
| 00:23:15:06 | 00:23:25:15 | Steve [Nortle] | you can get to the point where you don’t have to throw things or write anymore also also don’t |
| 00:23:22:14 | 00:23:28:24 | Jesse [GM] | don’t go mountain biking you know that’s also maybe actually you should what am i saying we’re speaking to the internet right now |
| 00:23:25:15 | 00:23:36:17 | Steve [Nortle] | don’t go multiply the world wide web yeah and we’re setting a great example by snacking on |
| 00:23:28:24 | 00:23:35:26 | Jesse [GM] | we’re speaking to the world uh everyone go |
| 00:23:31:05 | 00:23:32:23 | Brin [Basil] | That’s, that’s right. |
| 00:23:36:17 | 00:23:45:11 | Steve [Nortle] | candies and drinking a lot of carbonated sugar beverages beverages that’s |
| 00:23:44:20 | 00:23:53:09 | Jesse [GM] | um dave i’m still not really sure how to set up these scenes i might just when we need to adjust maybe we’ll |
| 00:23:54:08 | 00:23:59:11 | Jesse [GM] | it’s not going to come into play for a little while so we’ll just roll with it for now |
| 00:23:56:19 | 00:23:57:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 00:24:01:15 | 00:24:11:22 | Jesse [GM] | um okay are we ready? Are we all here and Dave’s here. He’s |
| 00:24:06:07 | 00:24:07:01 | Steve [Nortle] | I am here. |
| 00:24:07:01 | 00:24:09:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m here, and I’ll be back once more. |
| 00:24:10:25 | 00:24:14:14 | Steve [Nortle] | The ghost of Dave present. |
| 00:24:14:25 | 00:24:24:27 | Jesse [GM] | Dave. We should take advantage of this time. This is the quietest Dave has ever been probably on our show so is there anything that we want to shout out while he’s away from his |
| 00:24:14:27 | 00:24:16:05 | Chris [TBD] | we want to get married on the oceans. |
| 00:24:24:27 | 00:24:26:26 | Jesse [GM] | microphone maybe oh he’s coming back hurry |
| 00:24:27:14 | 00:24:28:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Dad’s back! |
| 00:24:30:20 | 00:24:36:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so your story was awesome. I loved your story about not being the alpha while mountain biking. |
| 00:24:36:25 | 00:24:39:12 | Jesse [GM] | uh huh That was your takeaway |
| 00:24:39:14 | 00:24:41:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, no, I thought that was great. |
| 00:24:42:29 | 00:24:52:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I have been setting up this whole thing all day long and I am currently… This morning I went to the doctor and I got a bunch of Percocet |
| 00:24:54:06 | 00:24:57:25 | Dave [Xeros] | so i could take care of the kidney stone i’m actively passing |
| 00:24:58:25 | 00:25:05:12 | Jesse [GM] | mean actively as in like under the table like where no one like |
| 00:24:58:27 | 00:25:10:05 | Dave [Xeros] | so just fyi there’s there’s that piece too yeah yeah yeah yeah right now like right here right now it’s happening |
| 00:25:01:08 | 00:25:02:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Don’t… |
| 00:25:04:14 | 00:25:06:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:04:24 | 00:25:06:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:25:06:06 | 00:25:14:28 | Jesse [GM] | right now okay cool I don’t know if anybody’s ever not sure if everybody’s ever streamed that before it’s kind of a first so |
| 00:25:09:16 | 00:25:11:11 | Brin [Basil] | Someone get a bucket! |
| 00:25:12:29 | 00:25:13:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:25:14:06 | 00:25:23:15 | Chris [TBD] | Now, okay, maybe that’s our angle. Hey everyone quick Look, this guy’s suffering immense pain and agony on Twitch. |
| 00:25:15:18 | 00:25:15:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Yes. |
| 00:25:22:01 | 00:25:25:02 | Steve [Nortle] | And rolling great rolls tonight. |
| 00:25:23:12 | 00:25:33:01 | Brin [Basil] | No, no he’s not. He has a Percocet! There is no agony involved. It’s the greatest drug of all time. |
| 00:25:31:15 | 00:25:36:00 | Steve [Nortle] | There’s going to be a lot more unhinged arrows is what I’m hearing. |
| 00:25:34:04 | 00:25:40:13 | Chris [TBD] | Can we bring the music down just a tits? We got a comment from our Twitch viewer. |
| 00:25:39:07 | 00:25:40:05 | Jesse [GM] | too loud |
| 00:25:40:07 | 00:25:45:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s that’s right over there yes |
| 00:25:42:00 | 00:25:43:12 | Jesse [GM] | Is this bad? |
| 00:25:44:05 | 00:25:48:11 | Brin [Basil] | We appreciate you telling us by the way it helps a lot. |
| 00:25:45:06 | 00:25:56:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. We’ll put a save state in somewhere so that we don’t have to be running around for an hour. |
| 00:25:49:04 | 00:25:49:25 | Chris [TBD] | See… |
| 00:25:56:27 | 00:26:03:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I had, I had to convert this studio into another studio for a week and then |
| 00:25:57:17 | 00:26:02:03 | Jesse [GM] | okay! That’s ok! Convert… |
| 00:26:03:14 | 00:26:13:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I have now been in the process of converting back. It’s been a lot, it’s been a lot of fun, but we’re here. Okay. All right. |
| 00:26:07:11 | 00:26:08:09 | Brin [Basil] | know how to do that. |
| 00:26:09:26 | 00:26:17:03 | Brin [Basil] | it’s wild D &D on |
| 00:26:11:10 | 00:26:12:16 | Chris [TBD] | Less talk more rock! |
| 00:26:12:14 | 00:26:13:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:26:13:02 | 00:26:15:07 | Jesse [GM] | Woohoo! Alright! |
| 00:26:14:02 | 00:26:19:14 | Steve [Nortle] | let’s do this like Brutus! |
| 00:26:15:29 | 00:26:16:25 | Chris [TBD] | Welcome everybody. |
| 00:26:16:15 | 00:26:18:22 | Jesse [GM] | Welcome! We are officially |
| 00:26:17:03 | 00:26:26:05 | Brin [Basil] | drugs welcome to D &d in Percocet I can’t |
| 00:26:25:08 | 00:26:30:07 | Steve [Nortle] | All of the sudden Twitch has to make new rules to their terms-of-use policy? |
| 00:26:26:05 | 00:26:31:19 | Brin [Basil] | so you’re required |
| 00:26:31:19 | 00:26:56:11 | Brin [Basil] | to show your prescription that’s |
| 00:26:33:03 | 00:26:37:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. I think that might be a HIPAA violation. |
| 00:26:33:24 | 00:26:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, I have that. I even have the bags. You want to see the bags? They’re awesome. |
| 00:26:36:14 | 00:26:47:16 | Chris [TBD] | No, we don’t want to – you’ve got to give away too much information people are watching us welcome for those |
| 00:26:40:07 | 00:26:51:08 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, yeah, we are officially here we are starting we’re back welcome back everybody welcome hey who are you |
| 00:26:47:16 | 00:26:57:16 | Chris [TBD] | of us watching us on tick tock welcome it’s awesome to see you here I just got a text from our moderator that said keep welcoming people throughout the stream and I know you’re gonna |
| 00:26:56:11 | 00:27:00:17 | Brin [Basil] | right we need we need you |
| 00:26:57:16 | 00:27:01:14 | Chris [TBD] | forget so I’m just helping yeah yeah yeah |
| 00:26:59:23 | 00:27:06:22 | Jesse [GM] | like the echo welcome like the second okay uh k yeah cool so whoever is out |
| 00:27:00:17 | 00:27:26:16 | Brin [Basil] | to focus we |
| 00:27:06:22 | 00:27:12:23 | Jesse [GM] | there watching welcome we are we are so glad that you’re here and |
| 00:27:14:06 | 00:27:21:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Isn’t it actually worth pointing out, Dave? That the places we’re streaming today at our level is rather unusual. |
| 00:27:21:20 | 00:27:24:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah absolutely we are |
| 00:27:26:16 | 00:27:34:27 | Brin [Basil] | want to hear what you are gonna try |
| 00:27:27:07 | 00:27:28:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m on Percocet |
| 00:27:28:21 | 00:27:30:09 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s why I dished it to you! |
| 00:27:30:20 | 00:27:31:01 | Dave [Xeros] | okay |
| 00:27:34:27 | 00:27:54:26 | Brin [Basil] | to say. That’s |
| 00:27:36:03 | 00:27:45:22 | Dave [Xeros] | this is going to be a really fun night guys all I gotta say we are streaming live on Twitch, YouTube and TikTok |
| 00:27:39:23 | 00:27:40:25 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s what I’m hoping. |
| 00:27:41:28 | 00:27:42:20 | Jesse [GM] | We believe in you. |
| 00:27:48:01 | 00:27:52:14 | Steve [Nortle] | the fact we don’t have enough viewers for people to even know |
| 00:27:54:26 | 00:28:08:06 | Brin [Basil] | going to change that’s |
| 00:27:55:13 | 00:28:02:01 | Jesse [GM] | I think the emotion in your voice… It sounded like somebody |
| 00:28:03:07 | 00:28:05:05 | Jesse [GM] | cast some kind of spell or some kind |
| 00:28:05:14 | 00:28:13:28 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s some sort of magic that we were able to actually kind of skirt around it so if you are watching this on TikTok thank you. It’s not perfect it will be perfect next time |
| 00:28:15:12 | 00:28:21:18 | Steve [Nortle] | time will definitely be a different experience too it’s probably worth pointing out that um right now we’re at the beginning |
| 00:28:21:18 | 00:28:33:08 | Steve [Nortle] | of a new campaign with jesse as our dm and then next week uh in our broader campaign yeah But next week, we’re going to do a one-shot of Kids on Bikes |
| 00:28:22:25 | 00:28:27:26 | Chris [TBD] | a new chapter in our campaign |
| 00:28:32:29 | 00:28:33:27 | Dave [Xeros] | kids on bikes |
| 00:28:33:23 | 00:28:45:06 | Steve [Nortle] | To match up with our Friday the 13th theme So Next week We will be streaming Which is unusual Because usually we’re every other week And so we’re doing |
| 00:28:37:27 | 00:28:38:11 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 00:28:39:03 | 00:28:42:23 | Chris [TBD] | Friday the 13th |
| 00:28:43:20 | 00:28:44:09 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 00:28:45:06 | 00:28:54:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Kind of a bonus episode as it were With a new system And Chris is gonna GM that And We gotta get your characters sorted out |
| 00:28:51:09 | 00:28:52:06 | Chris [TBD] | on the mantle for that |
| 00:28:56:04 | 00:28:58:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve got mine she just needs a name |
| 00:28:56:15 | 00:28:57:28 | Chris [TBD] | we also |
| 00:28:59:18 | 00:29:01:09 | Chris [TBD] | need to thank our sponsors |
| 00:29:02:14 | 00:29:12:28 | Chris [TBD] | tonight’s show episode live stream is sponsored by The Queen’s Closet we are featuring one of her lovely tiaras that she sells on different channels where can we find The Queen’S Closets |
| 00:29:13:16 | 00:29:25:13 | Steve [Nortle] | At LadyDowdle on tiktok uh you can go on to etsy and queen’s closet by dowdle that’s where she sells everything is through um through etsy. |
| 00:29:25:13 | 00:29:36:20 | Steve [Nortle] | And you can pick up a dnd tiara like the one that’s being shown off by Brynn right now. Uh she makes customized tiaras and sends them all over the world |
| 00:29:37:14 | 00:29:47:16 | Steve [Nortle] | and yeah you can check all that stuff out um yes uh |
| 00:29:41:16 | 00:29:42:11 | Chris [TBD] | One more time. |
| 00:29:42:11 | 00:29:45:29 | Brin [Basil] | They’re beautiful, like come on look at this. |
| 00:29:45:25 | 00:29:47:08 | Chris [TBD] | The URL, where is it? |
| 00:29:47:16 | 00:29:57:08 | Steve [Nortle] | queen’s closet by dowdle is etsy and then i believe she’s lady dowdle on tiktok so either lady dowtle or queen’s |
| 00:29:57:08 | 00:30:07:28 | Steve [Nortle] | it kind of depends on the social media you know we didn’t we didn’T strike at a perfect angle to get all of the names lined up the way |
| 00:30:07:28 | 00:30:15:16 | Steve [Nortle] | that one should, probably stemming from the fact that we have no idea what we’re doing while running a small business. |
| 00:30:13:04 | 00:30:18:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, and on that note, let’s do what we’re… Don’t know what we are doing! |
| 00:30:19:08 | 00:30:28:22 | Jesse [GM] | perfect segue into the dm who does not know what he’s doing perfect yeah so at the last we left off |
| 00:30:19:22 | 00:30:21:05 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s do the things! |
| 00:30:28:22 | 00:30:36:29 | Jesse [GM] | will give you a quick little rundown from where we departed last time and you guys left the battle of the bands festival was |
| 00:30:36:29 | 00:30:43:02 | Jesse [GM] | closing down you traveled back i think it |
| 00:30:39:16 | 00:30:40:09 | Chris [TBD] | music down |
| 00:30:42:26 | 00:30:43:26 | Chris [TBD] | it’s quite loud |
| 00:30:44:01 | 00:30:50:08 | Jesse [GM] | went back up by itself better better okay |
| 00:30:46:08 | 00:30:47:27 | Chris [TBD] | thank you I can hear ya |
| 00:30:48:14 | 00:30:50:15 | Dave [Xeros] | good. That’s good, I like that. |
| 00:30:50:07 | 00:30:52:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Best. Sorry. |
| 00:30:52:03 | 00:30:53:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Good better best? |
| 00:30:53:08 | 00:31:01:28 | Jesse [GM] | we left the battle of the bands you guys traveled back he got an urgent message from another alan who only had |
| 00:30:53:08 | 00:31:06:14 | Brin [Basil] | He was basically |
| 00:31:01:26 | 00:31:03:09 | Chris [TBD] | yeah what was that guy’s name again |
| 00:31:03:21 | 00:31:04:10 | Jesse [GM] | had wings |
| 00:31:05:05 | 00:31:05:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:31:05:07 | 00:31:07:21 | Chris [TBD] | he was basically just an owl right |
| 00:31:07:25 | 00:31:14:08 | Jesse [GM] | he’s basically just a giant owl yeah he came and brought you a message he identified himself as one of the lashings mentioned that |
| 00:31:14:19 | 00:31:18:12 | Chris [TBD] | Harold his name is Harold Harold that’s right |
| 00:31:16:26 | 00:31:21:23 | Jesse [GM] | harold the d I think the d is silent it’s spelled Harold but it’s the d |
| 00:31:17:18 | 00:31:40:06 | Brin [Basil] | Harold and whatever |
| 00:31:20:26 | 00:31:28:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, but we’re looking for Harold though because he’s the one that can get us in on Lashar Singh. So that’s who we’re actually looking for right? |
| 00:31:21:23 | 00:31:32:00 | Jesse [GM] | he is yeah yeah uh -huh we’re looking well you are yeah eros is looking for herald |
| 00:31:23:29 | 00:31:24:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:31:26:20 | 00:31:38:23 | Chris [TBD] | I thought we |
| 00:31:31:08 | 00:31:33:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I thought everyone else was going along with that. |
| 00:31:33:03 | 00:31:43:26 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you usually think that everybody’s on board with what you’re doing but it’s not on your journey back responding to |
| 00:31:36:08 | 00:31:37:29 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m on board with you, Erosh. |
| 00:31:38:23 | 00:31:39:15 | Chris [TBD] | were playing a show. |
| 00:31:40:06 | 00:31:40:24 | Brin [Basil] | I am to |
| 00:31:42:05 | 00:31:43:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Way to go, sis. |
| 00:31:43:26 | 00:31:55:14 | Jesse [GM] | this message uh you found yourselves in a kobold trap uh not not much of a trap i guess uh they attempted to yeah trap you |
| 00:31:52:06 | 00:31:53:24 | Chris [TBD] | Cobalt Playground |
| 00:31:54:10 | 00:32:00:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I just reiterate on something? We were given two paths to go down right? |
| 00:31:56:01 | 00:32:03:20 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah and who chose who was the advocate for |
| 00:31:59:27 | 00:32:01:17 | Steve [Nortle] | We picked the road less traveled. |
| 00:32:03:29 | 00:32:11:23 | Dave [Xeros] | For the bad road. i think i was the only advocate for the good road so i just i’m gonna throw that out there |
| 00:32:05:15 | 00:32:05:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:32:11:22 | 00:32:20:06 | Jesse [GM] | yeah well whoever whoever did that they put you in a very minor debacle |
| 00:32:14:08 | 00:32:15:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s called character growth. |
| 00:32:21:02 | 00:32:24:01 | Jesse [GM] | where the kobolds tried to trap you slow you down |
| 00:32:24:01 | 00:32:35:05 | Jesse [GM] | you easily navigated that situation except for one of you did lose uh some life yeah so |
| 00:32:29:28 | 00:32:33:18 | Steve [Nortle] | I lost roughly 29 hit points |
| 00:32:34:15 | 00:32:38:00 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s right normal almost died i climbed a wall |
| 00:32:35:05 | 00:32:37:13 | Jesse [GM] | yeah i |
| 00:32:38:15 | 00:32:41:05 | Steve [Nortle] | barely by the end of the |
| 00:32:40:25 | 00:32:45:13 | Jesse [GM] | while well while like performing and like quoting shakespeare on the wall or something |
| 00:32:44:29 | 00:32:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah. Well it was a form and sure film actually. That’s what I said about it. |
| 00:32:45:13 | 00:33:00:20 | Jesse [GM] | you were yeah it was a performance it was yeah that’s what it was that’s when it |
| 00:32:49:25 | 00:32:50:29 | Brin [Basil] | That’s what it was. |
| 00:33:00:20 | 00:33:10:10 | Jesse [GM] | was on your way back to trinity or i shouldn’t say back but you’re on your way through trinity and you have come within view of the cities so just as a reminder there are three |
| 00:33:10:10 | 00:33:20:17 | Jesse [GM] | cities that make up trinity that’s why this religion is called trinity we have the commons new old and idios all them are pretty different very diverse |
| 00:33:20:17 | 00:33:27:04 | Jesse [GM] | will probably describe them a little more later on but you can see them in the distance uh it’s kind of like twilight dusk |
| 00:33:30:20 | 00:33:37:28 | Jesse [GM] | probably want to find either shelter or make it to the city before it becomes like full nightfall |
| 00:33:37:28 | 00:33:49:04 | Jesse [GM] | because there are dangers and stuff in the forest but as you’re on your way um yeah he’s probably |
| 00:33:44:29 | 00:33:51:04 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m looking for my friend edward he’s typically in the commons area or yeah yeah actually |
| 00:33:46:27 | 00:33:47:13 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah |
| 00:33:51:04 | 00:33:58:24 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah no like yeah he’s a pretty common guy yeah like i mean very damp here that guy |
| 00:33:54:16 | 00:33:56:26 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s kind of new old if you think about it |
| 00:33:59:00 | 00:34:03:13 | Brin [Basil] | We have the same skin tone, he and I? |
| 00:33:59:12 | 00:34:01:01 | Jesse [GM] | both of you sparkle a little bit too |
| 00:34:06:02 | 00:34:09:14 | Brin [Basil] | Sorry, fur tone. Fur tone. |
| 00:34:11:28 | 00:34:12:21 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 00:34:12:10 | 00:34:13:21 | Steve [Nortle] | No, that’s all natural |
| 00:34:15:12 | 00:34:17:16 | Brin [Basil] | I turn a little gray in the winter. |
| 00:34:16:06 | 00:34:22:18 | Jesse [GM] | your way there as you see the cities |
| 00:34:22:18 | 00:34:30:21 | Jesse [GM] | you’re approaching um you do hear off to the side of the path uh there is some sort |
| 00:34:30:21 | 00:34:38:14 | Jesse [GM] | of rustling in the bushes just a little ways off the trail as you’re traveling towards |
| 00:34:38:14 | 00:34:44:29 | Jesse [GM] | of city and uh you can you can ignore it you can choose to investigate you can do whatever |
| 00:34:46:18 | 00:34:49:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Which road is less traveled between the two? |
| 00:34:49:01 | 00:34:53:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I think someone took my dice, so I can’t seem. |
| 00:34:52:21 | 00:34:53:22 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, where are my dice? |
| 00:34:53:04 | 00:34:54:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh no! Oh! |
| 00:34:56:11 | 00:34:58:02 | Brin [Basil] | Do you guys need to borrow mine? |
| 00:34:58:02 | 00:35:05:07 | Jesse [GM] | want to borrow mine dave i do you wanna here i have here dm |
| 00:35:00:20 | 00:35:10:24 | Dave [Xeros] | No. Notoriously no. Actually, hey. Hey? You’re on my dice tray by chance? Yes, I can borrow your… |
| 00:35:01:08 | 00:35:02:19 | Chris [TBD] | Here. No. Actually no. |
| 00:35:05:07 | 00:35:16:09 | Jesse [GM] | says mandate here i’ll trade you can i steal one of those and you can still whatever you want out of this guy lock the |
| 00:35:08:10 | 00:35:19:27 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know where my dice went. |
| 00:35:13:28 | 00:35:15:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I guess. |
| 00:35:17:01 | 00:35:22:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Here, brown. Hand me his cursed dice. |
| 00:35:18:13 | 00:35:18:18 | Brin [Basil] | that? |
| 00:35:23:17 | 00:35:26:11 | Jesse [GM] | that to dave and then i’m going to take those |
| 00:35:24:17 | 00:35:25:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to make a… I’m gonna check. |
| 00:35:27:29 | 00:35:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Are these the ones that, like, really? |
| 00:35:28:15 | 00:35:35:23 | Jesse [GM] | let’s see what happens let’s yeah so the ones that are like fire |
| 00:35:28:29 | 00:35:31:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Super professional. We know exactly what we’re doing. |
| 00:35:32:01 | 00:35:33:05 | Chris [TBD] | Where are my dice? |
| 00:35:32:16 | 00:35:33:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Welcome. |
| 00:35:35:26 | 00:35:40:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. So that guy. So I need… Okay. I’m gong to make it. I’m making a perception check. |
| 00:35:36:15 | 00:35:42:17 | Jesse [GM] | those are that guy okay make a perception check |
| 00:35:37:26 | 00:35:38:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t know that I saw you |
| 00:35:43:10 | 00:35:53:12 | Jesse [GM] | that never happens with those that is like the first time we’ve never even seen |
| 00:35:43:11 | 00:35:46:21 | Dave [Xeros] | A one! A nat one! You’ve got to be kidding me! |
| 00:35:51:00 | 00:35:58:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m pretty sure… Dude, I… I’m prety sure that that little, like… Like ring in there actually does… |
| 00:35:53:10 | 00:35:57:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I think it does. |
| 00:35:54:28 | 00:35:55:12 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 00:35:58:23 | 00:36:00:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I think it waits at weird. |
| 00:35:59:24 | 00:36:10:12 | Jesse [GM] | So Eros doesn’t even, he doesn’t even hear the bushes. He doesn’t even notice anything. He’s just totally like there are just no you’re yeah |
| 00:36:05:14 | 00:36:07:08 | Brin [Basil] | He hasn’t had a drink in a while. |
| 00:36:08:11 | 00:36:11:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I heard Edward jumping through the trees, so I just like him scanning. |
| 00:36:11:24 | 00:36:13:20 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re looking up instead of down. |
| 00:36:13:12 | 00:36:16:18 | Jesse [GM] | You’re starting to question whether you actually heard anything within that one. |
| 00:36:13:25 | 00:36:13:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 00:36:16:05 | 00:36:16:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 00:36:16:09 | 00:36:18:29 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll do a perception as well. |
| 00:36:19:08 | 00:36:20:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Don’t do it with these dice. |
| 00:36:20:20 | 00:36:21:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Wasn’t playing on it? |
| 00:36:22:11 | 00:36:25:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Gosh, what’s wrong with you? I think you need to use these for their… |
| 00:36:25:03 | 00:36:28:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I should have just used those dice, then it would have been… |
| 00:36:28:13 | 00:36:29:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh, I think he should… |
| 00:36:29:24 | 00:36:31:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t see anything by the way. |
| 00:36:31:06 | 00:36:36:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I’ll use them. I’ll us them for the rest of the game. Okay. Okay, yep. Yep. |
| 00:36:31:26 | 00:36:37:17 | Jesse [GM] | burn them Why don’t you just give them a try? Mix it up except now I need dice |
| 00:36:37:17 | 00:36:47:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. Here, take those guys. Yep. Yeah. I don’t want your luck rubbing off on my nice metal dice |
| 00:36:40:22 | 00:36:42:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Take worthwhile ones. |
| 00:36:44:09 | 00:36:45:03 | Jesse [GM] | Thank you |
| 00:36:47:27 | 00:36:50:29 | Brin [Basil] | What if when your arm heals, the curse is gone? |
| 00:36:52:28 | 00:36:53:22 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s roll up a 19. |
| 00:36:54:05 | 00:36:55:08 | Brin [Basil] | It’s not going to happen. |
| 00:36:56:16 | 00:36:57:28 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, wait. We’re waiting for the bush? |
| 00:36:59:08 | 00:37:10:12 | Jesse [GM] | making a perception check i think oh you did okay great yeah so okay uh so TBD you can kind of see like through the bushes a little bit your night vision |
| 00:36:59:21 | 00:37:00:23 | Chris [TBD] | I got a 19! |
| 00:37:00:21 | 00:37:01:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh yeah. |
| 00:37:02:13 | 00:37:03:17 | Steve [Nortle] | TBD sees something. |
| 00:37:02:15 | 00:37:12:24 | Brin [Basil] | help me remember you have |
| 00:37:10:12 | 00:37:16:26 | Jesse [GM] | and stuff you get a little more power uh dark vision that’s the one yeah |
| 00:37:10:20 | 00:37:11:12 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yeah. |
| 00:37:12:24 | 00:37:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | night vision excuse me Derek vision I actually |
| 00:37:13:16 | 00:37:14:27 | Chris [TBD] | No, dark vision |
| 00:37:14:24 | 00:37:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | vision |
| 00:37:20:11 | 00:37:22:17 | Jesse [GM] | no go ahead |
| 00:37:23:07 | 00:37:26:05 | Brin [Basil] | Just kidding. Our moral compass has it and he’s gone. |
| 00:37:26:25 | 00:37:35:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, what is Foulclaw? It’s worth pointing out that Jesse does have a character who’s part of the party but Foulclaw our owl and sorcerer |
| 00:37:36:18 | 00:37:42:03 | Steve [Nortle] | is probably going to be a little indisposed from time to time So what’s he doing right now? Is he still jamming? |
| 00:37:42:16 | 00:37:47:24 | Jesse [GM] | so he’s got headphones on to speak all of us and is listening to still 100p |
| 00:37:48:14 | 00:37:52:10 | Steve [Nortle] | So he’s now gone through that song upwards of 300 times |
| 00:37:52:15 | 00:37:54:14 | Jesse [GM] | his Spotify rap this year |
| 00:37:54:08 | 00:37:55:02 | Chris [TBD] | just |
| 00:37:56:16 | 00:38:01:11 | Jesse [GM] | it’s Just Going To Be This Single Song your top 10 song that used to be the same song |
| 00:37:56:17 | 00:37:58:02 | Dave [Xeros] | one song |
| 00:37:56:26 | 00:37:57:20 | Chris [TBD] | LaDonna |
| 00:38:00:25 | 00:38:04:18 | Chris [TBD] | You’re in the top .0001% of |
| 00:38:04:19 | 00:38:05:18 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s fair |
| 00:38:06:22 | 00:38:09:28 | Jesse [GM] | So, but yeah. Also, yeah, you can still kind of hear it because it’s blasted. |
| 00:38:11:02 | 00:38:17:06 | Steve [Nortle] | These songs can be stuck in my head for weeks. |
| 00:38:11:10 | 00:38:13:17 | Jesse [GM] | He’s in the back of the group, but he can still hear the song. |
| 00:38:14:28 | 00:38:19:04 | Jesse [GM] | So you notice kind of through the bushes, as you can see through some of the leaves and stuff. |
| 00:38:20:09 | 00:38:30:10 | Jesse [GM] | So you actually see some figures to the bushes there like robed and they look like they’re picking some of them. |
| 00:38:20:09 | 00:38:29:13 | Chris [TBD] | some figures they’re kind of robed |
| 00:38:30:10 | 00:38:33:22 | Jesse [GM] | Some of the bushes and stuff like they look maybe. |
| 00:38:33:08 | 00:38:34:06 | Chris [TBD] | Like they’re trying to eat it? |
| 00:38:35:18 | 00:38:38:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Who are you asking questions about, TBD? |
| 00:38:37:27 | 00:38:39:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m telling you guys. I see what I see! |
| 00:38:42:13 | 00:38:43:01 | Jesse [GM] | with the plants. |
| 00:38:43:16 | 00:38:46:16 | Chris [TBD] | Can I, uh… Do I recognize the robes that they’re wearing? |
| 00:38:47:18 | 00:38:51:18 | Jesse [GM] | Give me… Give me a history or… |
| 00:38:50:01 | 00:38:50:16 | Chris [TBD] | History? |
| 00:38:51:15 | 00:38:53:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Or Arcana maybe? |
| 00:38:52:29 | 00:38:55:10 | Chris [TBD] | That would be a 12. |
| 00:38:57:18 | 00:39:06:16 | Jesse [GM] | Let’s say this is partial success, right? You recognize, we’ll say the color. You don’t notice any symbols or anything on them. |
| 00:39:06:18 | 00:39:12:25 | Jesse [GM] | But the color is a very distinct dark blue that you would find in Idios. |
| 00:39:12:29 | 00:39:14:10 | Chris [TBD] | These guys look like scholars. |
| 00:39:16:02 | 00:39:17:26 | Jesse [GM] | maybe not well okay yeah |
| 00:39:18:10 | 00:39:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | religious zealots |
| 00:39:19:24 | 00:39:20:28 | Jesse [GM] | something like that |
| 00:39:20:20 | 00:39:21:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 00:39:22:10 | 00:39:22:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 00:39:23:13 | 00:39:25:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Cosplayers who have weird taste of where to meet up? |
| 00:39:27:21 | 00:39:30:24 | Dave [Xeros] | that are disguising themselves as scholars um |
| 00:39:30:07 | 00:39:31:23 | Chris [TBD] | yeah. What should I say to them? |
| 00:39:32:16 | 00:39:33:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Speaking Latin! |
| 00:39:33:28 | 00:39:36:06 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. Et tu, Brute? |
| 00:39:37:28 | 00:39:38:13 | Chris [TBD] | Ah! |
| 00:39:40:00 | 00:39:41:05 | Chris [TBD] | I guess that’s Greek. |
| 00:39:41:27 | 00:39:43:07 | Steve [Nortle] | No that’s Latin. |
| 00:39:45:27 | 00:39:56:11 | Jesse [GM] | you shouting at them they stop they didn’t realize that you guys were there even though you’ve been incredibly loud they didn’n realize it until your sound was directed towards them and they kind of freeze |
| 00:39:47:09 | 00:39:57:00 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. Okay. Oh, |
| 00:39:56:28 | 00:40:02:17 | Jesse [GM] | and they’re kind of looking at you trying to evaluate who are you? Are you dangerous? |
| 00:40:03:03 | 00:40:10:18 | Chris [TBD] | I won’t walk towards them but I will very slowly raise my arm up and be |
| 00:40:11:01 | 00:40:19:12 | Chris [TBD] | Hello? Do you understand me? Do You Speak Common? |
| 00:40:22:01 | 00:40:30:04 | Jesse [GM] | kind of whisper to each other for a sec um and then they turn to you and one of them says uh who |
| 00:40:30:04 | 00:40:38:11 | Jesse [GM] | are you uh this guy no he’s fur |
| 00:40:34:11 | 00:40:35:11 | Chris [TBD] | this guy have feathers on him? |
| 00:40:40:08 | 00:40:41:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh hi! |
| 00:40:41:04 | 00:40:45:04 | Chris [TBD] | I noticed that my nose My nose starts to run |
| 00:40:42:10 | 00:40:43:09 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s cosplay! |
| 00:40:45:08 | 00:40:46:11 | Jesse [GM] | he is free |
| 00:40:47:20 | 00:40:48:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:40:49:22 | 00:40:52:03 | Steve [Nortle] | The article is important in that sentence. |
| 00:40:52:29 | 00:40:56:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, yeah. So he is furry, not a-furry. |
| 00:40:53:08 | 00:41:00:06 | Chris [TBD] | What are you guys doing? |
| 00:40:53:10 | 00:40:54:21 | Brin [Basil] | What color? |
| 00:40:55:28 | 00:40:57:08 | Brin [Basil] | What color is it? |
| 00:40:57:10 | 00:40:57:23 | Jesse [GM] | let’s say |
| 00:41:00:25 | 00:41:03:10 | Jesse [GM] | did you tell what’d you say to who |
| 00:41:03:29 | 00:41:07:18 | Chris [TBD] | I asked if he spoke common Oh |
| 00:41:05:25 | 00:41:07:27 | Jesse [GM] | yeah he said who are you say |
| 00:41:07:26 | 00:41:14:09 | Steve [Nortle] | I am a turtle, you can tell because I look like a gigantic turtle but as a man |
| 00:41:16:21 | 00:41:17:10 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. |
| 00:41:17:01 | 00:41:21:12 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to say it’s me, TVD From the band Kilosaurus |
| 00:41:22:13 | 00:41:22:26 | Jesse [GM] | we |
| 00:41:25:03 | 00:41:26:28 | Jesse [GM] | don’t know that we’ve never heard of the band. |
| 00:41:26:28 | 00:41:29:22 | Dave [Xeros] | What bands do you listen to my friend? |
| 00:41:27:15 | 00:41:28:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey |
| 00:41:28:21 | 00:41:29:17 | Jesse [GM] | We don’t |
| 00:41:33:11 | 00:41:36:26 | Jesse [GM] | really listen to anything outside of like the hymnal |
| 00:41:35:08 | 00:41:37:11 | Chris [TBD] | Church bells Yeah |
| 00:41:37:07 | 00:41:42:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, did you just get like a new hymnal scroll? Is there a bunch of new stuff in there? |
| 00:41:38:17 | 00:41:39:03 | Jesse [GM] | scrolls. |
| 00:41:41:23 | 00:41:46:15 | Jesse [GM] | I’m not sure why we’re talking too, I don’t know, we’re going to continue, we’re gonna go |
| 00:41:45:25 | 00:41:53:00 | Chris [TBD] | father we are in need of some confessional time uh arrows here has something he needs to share |
| 00:41:52:06 | 00:42:01:17 | Brin [Basil] | a book of sin. |
| 00:41:52:27 | 00:42:04:11 | Steve [Nortle] | No it’s true there’s like a whole catalog I’m worried about his immortal soul It’s called his diary |
| 00:41:53:00 | 00:42:10:27 | Chris [TBD] | with you is that something you can help us out with now like |
| 00:41:57:14 | 00:41:59:03 | Jesse [GM] | so these |
| 00:42:01:25 | 00:42:09:09 | Brin [Basil] | He keeps it in his pants. |
| 00:42:02:27 | 00:42:03:12 | Jesse [GM] | furries |
| 00:42:05:17 | 00:42:13:02 | Jesse [GM] | the furry characters they kind of recede into the bushes But, yeah, they kind of sneak. |
| 00:42:10:27 | 00:42:11:23 | Chris [TBD] | homer simpson does |
| 00:42:13:02 | 00:42:18:00 | Jesse [GM] | They just back away into the bushes as they do another creature steps forward. |
| 00:42:17:09 | 00:42:17:25 | Brin [Basil] | What? |
| 00:42:17:27 | 00:42:18:12 | Chris [TBD] | oh |
| 00:42:18:18 | 00:42:25:22 | Jesse [GM] | This creature is a centaur who steps out of the bushes and it is a female centaur. |
| 00:42:26:23 | 00:42:27:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Noticeable |
| 00:42:26:25 | 00:42:32:04 | Jesse [GM] | She’s she is clad in the same colored robes. |
| 00:42:33:22 | 00:42:44:14 | Jesse [GM] | She comes out of The Bushes. She can like essentially they’re trying to size you up is determine whether you guys are a threat or not. And based on your responses, she’s kind of determined that |
| 00:42:41:03 | 00:42:41:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys? |
| 00:42:44:14 | 00:42:45:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys? |
| 00:42:44:14 | 00:42:52:10 | Jesse [GM] | you’re not the smartest tools in the shed kind of thing. So she’s going to step out and… |
| 00:42:46:06 | 00:42:46:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys? |
| 00:42:48:08 | 00:42:54:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys? What have I said about fat elves? |
| 00:42:49:00 | 00:42:51:15 | Chris [TBD] | secret I’m always |
| 00:42:55:19 | 00:43:04:25 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s kind of the same for centahs. Never trust a fat elf or a centah. They’re like two things. It’s really gross. Kind of like an amalgamation of stuff. |
| 00:42:56:26 | 00:43:06:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Ma ‘am excuse me I’ve always wanted to know |
| 00:43:06:22 | 00:43:18:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Do you have two sets of lungs? because like you’re up here breathing but you can breathe down here breathing and it might be a bit forward of me. |
| 00:43:06:25 | 00:43:08:04 | Brin [Basil] | She can hear it. |
| 00:43:18:04 | 00:43:22:29 | Jesse [GM] | That’s a good question that I’m not going to entertain right now as she is not inclined to respond to. |
| 00:43:22:23 | 00:43:29:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Can I at least do a persuasion check to see if please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:43:27:28 | 00:43:29:28 | Dave [Xeros] | her with that. Yeah. Okay. |
| 00:43:30:16 | 00:43:31:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Please, I’d love to know. |
| 00:43:31:16 | 00:43:35:28 | Jesse [GM] | you’re persuading with this absurd question this is your |
| 00:43:35:20 | 00:43:37:29 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s an important question. |
| 00:43:37:18 | 00:43:44:20 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m pretty sure she’s sizing this up right you know like mid |
| 00:43:43:08 | 00:43:44:27 | Steve [Nortle] | If I roll super high |
| 00:43:44:27 | 00:43:57:11 | Steve [Nortle] | you have to answer. Because |
| 00:43:49:04 | 00:43:56:26 | Jesse [GM] | looks at all of you she goes you know it’s extremely dangerous after nightfall out here in the forest what are you all doing that? |
| 00:43:57:11 | 00:44:00:21 | Steve [Nortle] | of two lungs or one lung, I’m kind of caught on this. |
| 00:44:01:21 | 00:44:04:14 | Jesse [GM] | She’s not persuaded with that comment, but you can try. |
| 00:44:03:25 | 00:44:13:06 | Dave [Xeros] | well okay if it’s not safe out here then can we seek refuge we need like sanctuary sanctuary would be nice um you guys look religious |
| 00:44:13:06 | 00:44:17:10 | Dave [Xeros] | it seems like you know something you could do for us and if you got silver candlesticks that’d |
| 00:44:18:02 | 00:44:24:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I would feel redeemed and probably have to shift my whole life around. I’d become a mayor! |
| 00:44:24:15 | 00:44:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | it make a musical out of it possibly we’ll just sing the |
| 00:44:25:21 | 00:44:27:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. With maracas. |
| 00:44:28:19 | 00:44:41:23 | Dave [Xeros] | whole time from like this point forward it’s |
| 00:44:28:22 | 00:44:30:04 | Chris [TBD] | Get that out of here. |
| 00:44:31:14 | 00:44:42:11 | Jesse [GM] | She kind of takes like just a small dose of pity on you guys. She’s just these adorable idiots out here in the forest what is going on |
| 00:44:39:28 | 00:44:40:28 | Chris [TBD] | Well, I mean |
| 00:44:41:23 | 00:44:45:03 | Dave [Xeros] | we we will become less miserables idiots |
| 00:44:42:08 | 00:44:42:23 | Chris [TBD] | Look |
| 00:44:45:21 | 00:44:52:28 | Chris [TBD] | We’re seeking the bit of refuge Our poor friend had gotten the crap happened out of him by kobolds, of all things. I mean… |
| 00:44:51:24 | 00:44:53:26 | Brin [Basil] | Are you, are you guys? |
| 00:44:53:08 | 00:44:57:24 | Steve [Nortle] | There were three of them stacked up. One on top of the other. |
| 00:44:56:15 | 00:45:06:23 | Jesse [GM] | so when you mentioned that one of your party needs healing, she steps towards you and she starts kind of looking at your wounds and stuff. And she can tell that you’re pretty beat up. |
| 00:45:04:26 | 00:45:05:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:45:06:19 | 00:45:09:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s probably the concussion that’s been asking these questions. |
| 00:45:10:02 | 00:45:12:19 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. so that’s it’s like she uh |
| 00:45:12:04 | 00:45:15:21 | Dave [Xeros] | can you can you do like distance magic because i don’t want you to make him dirty |
| 00:45:17:17 | 00:45:19:08 | Jesse [GM] | so she um |
| 00:45:19:12 | 00:45:24:02 | Brin [Basil] | He already is dirty. We just frolicked in the muck down there. |
| 00:45:23:27 | 00:45:24:22 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s true. |
| 00:45:24:08 | 00:45:26:20 | Chris [TBD] | No, no. No! |
| 00:45:24:17 | 00:45:26:03 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a different kind of dirty. |
| 00:45:26:26 | 00:45:33:10 | Jesse [GM] | she’s pretty convinced that you hit your head pretty hard back here at this conflict |
| 00:45:27:14 | 00:45:28:29 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s the Percocet talking. |
| 00:45:33:08 | 00:45:36:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh yeah, that would definitely be a logical conclusion. |
| 00:45:35:19 | 00:45:44:27 | Jesse [GM] | you’re in serious need of some healing so she actually steps forward without saying anything and she has a satchel basically |
| 00:45:46:04 | 00:45:53:06 | Jesse [GM] | down by her side and she opens the satchel and inside is you don’t see what’s inside immediately but there |
| 00:45:53:06 | 00:46:01:08 | Jesse [GM] | is this purple illumination just this faint illumination that’s inside the bag okay |
| 00:45:53:27 | 00:45:54:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I think it’s |
| 00:45:57:24 | 00:46:06:07 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, can I see if I notice anything more about it? |
| 00:46:01:17 | 00:46:03:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Purple is good. Purple is always |
| 00:46:03:12 | 00:46:04:06 | Brin [Basil] | No. |
| 00:46:06:03 | 00:46:09:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah, you can try and investigate. See if you can get a closer look into the bag |
| 00:46:09:17 | 00:46:10:27 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s take a look here. |
| 00:46:18:04 | 00:46:19:10 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a seven again. |
| 00:46:20:00 | 00:46:30:22 | Jesse [GM] | ooh okay yeah you kind of step towards her. She’s still a little weary and you’re like the biggest of the party so she she kind of retreats and like puts the satchel on the other side like guards it when you try to |
| 00:46:25:13 | 00:46:26:15 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:46:30:22 | 00:46:41:27 | Jesse [GM] | take a peek okay but she approaches nortle um and she says normally this is not what we’re supposed |
| 00:46:41:27 | 00:46:53:03 | Jesse [GM] | to do with these but i can tell that you are in serious need of healing so she pulls out of the bag she gives you what appear to be like roots from a tree like you dig out at like plants |
| 00:46:45:21 | 00:46:46:02 | Dave [Xeros] | trust her. |
| 00:46:53:03 | 00:47:01:07 | Jesse [GM] | roots yeah she gives you a few like just just a couple of those uh and |
| 00:46:58:23 | 00:47:00:21 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s two different animals don’t trust Her |
| 00:47:01:07 | 00:47:07:20 | Jesse [GM] | she’s going to tell you she she’s gonna say there |
| 00:47:01:27 | 00:47:04:29 | Steve [Nortle] | That makes her twice as trustworthy. It’s just math. |
| 00:47:03:22 | 00:47:06:18 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s gross. It’s not natural |
| 00:47:08:18 | 00:47:09:17 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m great at math! |
| 00:47:11:16 | 00:47:17:24 | Jesse [GM] | some very powerful side effects that come with these but they will help great okay so I’m |
| 00:47:15:23 | 00:47:17:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Just one of them. |
| 00:47:16:27 | 00:47:19:19 | Brin [Basil] | He loves root vegetables man. |
| 00:47:17:22 | 00:47:25:23 | Chris [TBD] | Come on, roll good. |
| 00:47:20:20 | 00:47:23:04 | Jesse [GM] | we think right we need to determine how much |
| 00:47:21:05 | 00:47:28:13 | Steve [Nortle] | contract no way i got a seven i |
| 00:47:27:19 | 00:47:29:28 | Dave [Xeros] | okay yeah i think these dice |
| 00:47:28:13 | 00:47:33:18 | Steve [Nortle] | didn’t eat both i want to point out i’m listening to what she says |
| 00:47:33:18 | 00:47:44:16 | Steve [Nortle] | and sampling at the same time it’s like making eye contact with the person at costco you just as they’re like yeah and then you can you can get this delicious sauce and you’re just like uh-huh |
| 00:47:47:04 | 00:47:51:28 | Dave [Xeros] | and then you’re just really embarrassed to go back for your seconds even though you can have as many as you want |
| 00:47:52:13 | 00:47:57:04 | Steve [Nortle] | usually i just take that second and then yeah then you don’t have to swing back by |
| 00:47:54:28 | 00:47:58:13 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah I usually just like oh I I have two kids bye |
| 00:47:56:06 | 00:48:02:28 | Jesse [GM] | you actually with a seven |
| 00:47:56:20 | 00:48:00:23 | Chris [TBD] | do a welcome |
| 00:48:02:28 | 00:48:12:17 | Jesse [GM] | you immediately fall unconscious you fall to |
| 00:48:06:26 | 00:48:09:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to maintain eye contact as I fall. |
| 00:48:09:04 | 00:48:09:17 | Dave [Xeros] | um |
| 00:48:09:18 | 00:48:10:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:11:06 | 00:48:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just gonna take a I’m gonna I’m going to take a |
| 00:48:12:17 | 00:48:23:16 | Jesse [GM] | the ground she kind of rolls her eyes like but I’m |
| 00:48:16:24 | 00:48:19:19 | Dave [Xeros] | leaflet out of the book of idioms and just say I told you so |
| 00:48:17:10 | 00:48:29:07 | Brin [Basil] | and while |
| 00:48:20:25 | 00:48:22:11 | Dave [Xeros] | trust a centaur |
| 00:48:23:16 | 00:48:28:05 | Jesse [GM] | gonna need you to roll 2d4 and tell me what yours what |
| 00:48:28:05 | 00:48:35:18 | Jesse [GM] | you go we’re here hey |
| 00:48:29:07 | 00:48:37:28 | Brin [Basil] | he’s rolling that welcome everybody on tiktok we’re on a ground tonight |
| 00:48:33:02 | 00:48:33:15 | Dave [Xeros] | ah |
| 00:48:34:18 | 00:48:40:08 | Chris [TBD] | we’re here this is our first time streaming ever on tiktok |
| 00:48:41:13 | 00:48:46:14 | Chris [TBD] | Turn your phone sideways so we look like We’re not defying gravity |
| 00:48:43:18 | 00:48:51:16 | Brin [Basil] | that’s right thank goodness |
| 00:48:48:21 | 00:48:57:18 | Jesse [GM] | okay but you are unconscious and i’m gonna need you to roll sorry one more d4 please |
| 00:48:51:16 | 00:49:05:27 | Brin [Basil] | great who’s |
| 00:48:52:12 | 00:48:53:17 | Steve [Nortle] | a sweet sleeper. |
| 00:48:56:23 | 00:48:57:26 | Chris [TBD] | Oh |
| 00:48:59:08 | 00:48:59:13 | Dave [Xeros] | with |
| 00:48:59:17 | 00:49:00:14 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s a three. |
| 00:48:59:25 | 00:49:10:11 | Jesse [GM] | three so you’ll be unconscious for the next hour and a half I think he slides like a puck |
| 00:49:05:27 | 00:49:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | gonna carry this gigantic shell |
| 00:49:08:06 | 00:49:11:14 | Chris [TBD] | push him Like an air hawk |
| 00:49:09:23 | 00:49:10:09 | Dave [Xeros] | hockey puck |
| 00:49:11:24 | 00:49:17:21 | Steve [Nortle] | You could probably just push my limbs inside kind of like |
| 00:49:18:11 | 00:49:29:18 | Brin [Basil] | no no wait I have made like a backpack that I can strap around his shell and I will tuck his limbs in and I’ll throw up over my back |
| 00:49:20:08 | 00:49:21:13 | Steve [Nortle] | reloading a jack-in-the-box, |
| 00:49:28:05 | 00:49:29:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:49:28:09 | 00:49:31:26 | Chris [TBD] | And let’s get out of my back Yeah that’s great |
| 00:49:28:24 | 00:49:30:15 | Jesse [GM] | -huh i’ve seen these |
| 00:49:29:18 | 00:49:36:07 | Brin [Basil] | and then when I turn to the side I kind of look like Bowser you know |
| 00:49:30:05 | 00:49:30:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 00:49:37:18 | 00:49:45:10 | Jesse [GM] | that i think he gets some kind of like you have some type of advantage yeah like it’s armor basically while you’re wearing |
| 00:49:41:00 | 00:49:42:10 | Chris [TBD] | A little more protection. |
| 00:49:42:14 | 00:49:43:02 | Brin [Basil] | advantage |
| 00:49:44:25 | 00:49:46:05 | Steve [Nortle] | My shell is great. |
| 00:49:45:10 | 00:49:53:05 | Jesse [GM] | while you’re wearing or it’s armor i’m not |
| 00:49:46:09 | 00:49:48:18 | Brin [Basil] | dang right yeah |
| 00:49:47:09 | 00:49:56:02 | Dave [Xeros] | it like plate mail could it be like plate now you know yeah plus two plus two to ac |
| 00:49:52:11 | 00:49:54:20 | Brin [Basil] | he’s huge compared to me |
| 00:49:54:13 | 00:50:03:15 | Steve [Nortle] | No, wait, wait. I actually do have natural armor. My shell gives me a base AC of 17 |
| 00:50:04:14 | 00:50:15:10 | Steve [Nortle] | or you can add four bonus to AC because you’re using it as a shell defense. That’s probably the one you would use but you do have disadvantage on dexterity saving throws because that makes sense. |
| 00:50:10:19 | 00:50:10:25 | Brin [Basil] | one |
| 00:50:13:28 | 00:50:23:07 | Jesse [GM] | what i was gonna say let’s give you a dexterity check and we’ll do these about every half hour to see if you can maintain like your balance and stuff with him because he could it could |
| 00:50:23:07 | 00:50:29:03 | Jesse [GM] | potentially crush you is what it sounds like if you fall forward you could get some damage |
| 00:50:29:23 | 00:50:32:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like with those boots of leaping… |
| 00:50:32:22 | 00:50:43:03 | Brin [Basil] | I got a 10 so maybe just slow my speed |
| 00:50:35:22 | 00:50:37:26 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re rolling great tonight this is wonderful |
| 00:50:38:01 | 00:50:45:22 | Chris [TBD] | Average. Just mid. It’s not even funny, it’s not a huge success or or huge failures. It’s just boring. |
| 00:50:40:21 | 00:50:41:16 | Dave [Xeros] | mid rolls |
| 00:50:44:11 | 00:50:45:08 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s just like |
| 00:50:45:13 | 00:50:49:27 | Brin [Basil] | or how about How about I can’t jump very far, or even jump at all? |
| 00:50:51:03 | 00:50:52:04 | Brin [Basil] | Don’t take that away. |
| 00:50:51:13 | 00:51:01:13 | Jesse [GM] | you just suggested no jumping at all no jumping. You can still double dutch but you can’t go any higher than like three inches or |
| 00:50:52:24 | 00:50:54:28 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s the one thing she has |
| 00:50:53:18 | 00:50:53:28 | Brin [Basil] | Take it away. |
| 00:50:56:10 | 00:51:03:20 | Steve [Nortle] | So it’s like an Elon Musk |
| 00:50:57:20 | 00:50:58:05 | Brin [Basil] | We… |
| 00:51:01:13 | 00:51:08:21 | Jesse [GM] | something, no I’m just kidding! Let’s say for yeah if Nortle is strapped to |
| 00:51:03:02 | 00:51:05:03 | Brin [Basil] | I love . |
| 00:51:08:21 | 00:51:17:28 | Jesse [GM] | you like this uh we’re gonna say that you your jump which is normally like 60 feet you can launch rocket launch uh we’ll reduce that to like maybe 30. |
| 00:51:17:28 | 00:51:29:05 | Jesse [GM] | okay so you still you still can but yeah um okay uh okay so uh the centaur is she’s just rolling |
| 00:51:18:08 | 00:51:19:27 | Brin [Basil] | OK. OK! OK. |
| 00:51:21:05 | 00:51:21:21 | Brin [Basil] | Havsies. |
| 00:51:22:22 | 00:51:23:07 | Brin [Basil] | Sounds good. |
| 00:51:29:05 | 00:51:32:14 | Jesse [GM] | her eyes a little bit like kind of regretting that she should have done it |
| 00:51:30:10 | 00:51:42:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, what did you give him? Can you just explain to me I openly admitted that I don’t trust you and now you’ve knocked my friend out So can you |
| 00:51:43:11 | 00:51:45:13 | Dave [Xeros] | slide us some intel there |
| 00:51:45:28 | 00:51:57:16 | Jesse [GM] | of mumbles under her breath a little bit before responding to your question she kind of mumbles something like i can’t heal that or you |
| 00:51:57:16 | 00:52:04:08 | Jesse [GM] | possess some healing that yeah i can help i can’T help with that kind of thing and then she |
| 00:52:04:08 | 00:52:15:25 | Jesse [GM] | then she goes on she’s referring to your um attitude right now yeah yeah so uh so she tells |
| 00:52:06:21 | 00:52:13:26 | Chris [TBD] | Dark, moody attitude. Jeez. |
| 00:52:15:25 | 00:52:24:06 | Jesse [GM] | you so um she says don’t worry i gave your friend some of the veil roots uh are you familiar with |
| 00:52:24:06 | 00:52:33:24 | Jesse [GM] | you may have seen these not everybody is familiar with these they’re used it’s the active ingredient in most of our healing potions that we form here |
| 00:52:31:02 | 00:52:42:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s the act in all evil it’s the active ingredient in all oh no no i just i i just okay yeah |
| 00:52:34:09 | 00:52:43:21 | Jesse [GM] | in idios do you want my answer or no this is |
| 00:52:43:21 | 00:52:52:04 | Jesse [GM] | the active ingredients in our healing |
| 00:52:49:05 | 00:52:58:03 | Brin [Basil] | in her case oh wait no there’s not two okay I’m gonna stop you right there |
| 00:52:53:17 | 00:52:54:16 | Jesse [GM] | people abuse |
| 00:52:55:28 | 00:52:56:27 | Jesse [GM] | this root |
| 00:52:58:03 | 00:53:06:15 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t think that you want to tell him that. Okay shh! Oh great look what you |
| 00:53:06:17 | 00:53:11:15 | Jesse [GM] | this is this is why I didn’t want to give it to your friends because people will use this in its raw form for its like |
| 00:53:12:21 | 00:53:13:20 | Jesse [GM] | psychedelic properties |
| 00:53:12:27 | 00:53:18:15 | Brin [Basil] | great oh gosh |
| 00:53:13:11 | 00:53:22:11 | Dave [Xeros] | okay okay okay um okay we’re really close to the commons isn’t that where |
| 00:53:15:03 | 00:53:17:03 | Chris [TBD] | He’s talking about purple filth. |
| 00:53:16:29 | 00:53:21:21 | Jesse [GM] | many people as purple filth they grind it into a powder we don’t |
| 00:53:18:25 | 00:53:19:20 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yeah. |
| 00:53:22:11 | 00:53:28:29 | Dave [Xeros] | we buy this stuff i am like basically immune to that stuff it was great yeah like it was like |
| 00:53:27:06 | 00:53:28:25 | Chris [TBD] | Jimmy Eccentrix. Loved it. |
| 00:53:28:17 | 00:53:29:02 | Jesse [GM] | she |
| 00:53:30:03 | 00:53:36:12 | Jesse [GM] | conceals the satchel and she’s like just knows she cannot she made a mistake and she not going to give any more of |
| 00:53:36:20 | 00:53:40:22 | Chris [TBD] | Arrows, just let us do the talking for a bit here. Go ahead Basil. |
| 00:53:41:01 | 00:53:46:03 | Dave [Xeros] | guys can talk i’m gonna try to somehow get logged into my dnd because i’m locked out |
| 00:53:43:20 | 00:53:53:07 | Jesse [GM] | but your friends will be though he’s receiving some healing but there are some powerful side effects |
| 00:53:46:03 | 00:54:02:08 | Dave [Xeros] | right now i don’t know what to do what happens |
| 00:53:46:12 | 00:53:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:46:15 | 00:53:48:03 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know what to do! |
| 00:53:53:23 | 00:54:01:07 | Chris [TBD] | What are the side effects? Besides deep sleep and he kind of pokes Nortle in the shell knocks it |
| 00:53:56:19 | 00:53:58:02 | Jesse [GM] | well they |
| 00:53:59:25 | 00:54:00:20 | Jesse [GM] | a large range |
| 00:54:02:08 | 00:54:09:06 | Dave [Xeros] | in the morning like okay just wondering never mind |
| 00:54:04:18 | 00:54:06:00 | Jesse [GM] | will happen anymore |
| 00:54:10:25 | 00:54:18:05 | Jesse [GM] | will happen uh so um well I mean the most common is uh |
| 00:54:19:18 | 00:54:26:27 | Jesse [GM] | hallucinations people have commonly have hallucinations that’s why you seem like they’re coming from where they just helped about the band |
| 00:54:28:10 | 00:54:30:20 | Jesse [GM] | cross paths with people using this at the festival |
| 00:54:29:08 | 00:54:30:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| 00:54:31:14 | 00:54:31:20 | Brin [Basil] | did |
| 00:54:32:29 | 00:54:39:15 | Jesse [GM] | I’m going to act like I didn’t hear that comment but no we |
| 00:54:35:26 | 00:54:47:20 | Dave [Xeros] | you did you provide it for the festival by chance like Do you guys make money off of that? Is it like, you know, you take a slice of tithing and then reinvest it and then build stuff and then sell it. |
| 00:54:47:22 | 00:54:51:06 | Chris [TBD] | Where do you get this, where do you You get the root. |
| 00:54:48:05 | 00:54:49:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Start a media conglomerate. |
| 00:54:48:28 | 00:54:49:11 | Jesse [GM] | she’s |
| 00:54:50:13 | 00:54:56:12 | Jesse [GM] | almost ready to wrap up this conversation but she will tell you, she’ll say we are actually so let me tell you who we are |
| 00:54:52:21 | 00:55:02:10 | Brin [Basil] | where do you study oh sorry |
| 00:54:57:27 | 00:54:58:13 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. |
| 00:55:02:11 | 00:55:04:02 | Dave [Xeros] | What do you do as a night porter? |
| 00:55:06:21 | 00:55:08:29 | Brin [Basil] | we’re gonna cut |
| 00:55:14:10 | 00:55:26:05 | Jesse [GM] | of Idiots. And we, as you may know, we care extremely about living and do all that we can to prevent and alleviate suffering. |
| 00:55:26:04 | 00:55:26:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! |
| 00:55:26:05 | 00:55:37:08 | Jesse [GM] | We use this ingredient in our healing potions and magic then distribute to anyone in need of healing but this is the active ingredient we are |
| 00:55:37:08 | 00:55:44:13 | Jesse [GM] | we are led we’re we are called to be night foragers and we’re led to these roots these plants |
| 00:55:45:03 | 00:55:50:29 | Brin [Basil] | they grow naturally out here then okay have |
| 00:55:50:01 | 00:55:57:01 | Jesse [GM] | so um but it’s we’re really the only ones who can find them saloon leads us under the moonlight |
| 00:55:56:03 | 00:55:58:26 | Brin [Basil] | Do you, have you ever heard of a veil stone? |
| 00:56:04:05 | 00:56:15:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to take one of Falclaw’s headphones off and pull it back and say hey! Did you know your church is harvesting veil roots stones whatever |
| 00:56:15:17 | 00:56:24:23 | Dave [Xeros] | and I’m gonna let it go really hard so it like snaps him right on the back of the head yeah yeah yep snap out of |
| 00:56:18:24 | 00:56:30:10 | Jesse [GM] | snaps his head and he does one of those 180 head spins owl yeah and it actually he was kind of facing away from conversation so when you snap his head and it wakes him up |
| 00:56:21:23 | 00:56:22:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:30:10 | 00:56:38:28 | Jesse [GM] | he’s facing the centaur and when he sees her he lowers his headphones and goes oh wonderful night |
| 00:56:42:02 | 00:56:50:04 | Jesse [GM] | and he and he humbly like walks over and he like gives like a like a bow to the night foragers |
| 00:56:42:25 | 00:57:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | And I |
| 00:57:00:00 | 00:57:01:16 | Brin [Basil] | hit the shell really hard. |
| 00:57:02:25 | 00:57:04:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Sounds like a gong |
| 00:57:02:29 | 00:57:04:04 | Brin [Basil] | Shift your head! |
| 00:57:05:03 | 00:57:16:25 | Jesse [GM] | says it’s a good thing it’sa good thing it’s uh good thing you have this one with you referring to fellclaw um You’ll probably want to go into town and find rest for the evening. |
| 00:57:17:04 | 00:57:23:25 | Jesse [GM] | You don’t, you just continue on the path that you were on. It’s glowing over there. |
| 00:57:17:18 | 00:57:18:13 | Chris [TBD] | way is the town? |
| 00:57:21:01 | 00:57:21:21 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 00:57:21:14 | 00:57:30:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah you see the big big cities that are glowing over there do we have to actually go through the commons like from what I remember with all the gigs that |
| 00:57:30:10 | 00:57:36:05 | Dave [Xeros] | played in Trinity area you get Commons and then you got bridge over into new |
| 00:57:36:05 | 00:57:47:27 | Dave [Xeros] | old so it’s kind of like a bit of a jaunt is it better for us to stay in the Commons, New Old? Like thoughts you know |
| 00:57:49:06 | 00:57:54:05 | Dave [Xeros] | like maybe where you could find some Poco Phil and get some rest, maybe. |
| 00:57:49:17 | 00:57:59:16 | Jesse [GM] | Well, the closest city is The Commons. There was a fork in the road back. |
| 00:57:59:24 | 00:58:08:18 | Jesse [GM] | One of the paths led directly to Idios. And you chose the path to the right which led here to The Commons area |
| 00:58:03:25 | 00:58:04:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:08:25 | 00:58:09:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I got |
| 00:58:10:26 | 00:58:11:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Bless taken |
| 00:58:12:09 | 00:58:26:05 | Brin [Basil] | Sorry sorry I |
| 00:58:14:05 | 00:58:15:15 | Steve [Nortle] | as I go back in |
| 00:58:16:05 | 00:58:17:16 | Jesse [GM] | elucidation. |
| 00:58:18:24 | 00:58:20:14 | Dave [Xeros] | in his arms would pop and then |
| 00:58:21:03 | 00:58:23:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah I sound like a bendy straw |
| 00:58:21:16 | 00:58:22:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright! |
| 00:58:23:11 | 00:58:24:19 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:24:06 | 00:58:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | Basil suddenly had, like, five arms. |
| 00:58:26:05 | 00:59:00:10 | Brin [Basil] | don’t |
| 00:58:29:08 | 00:58:36:12 | Jesse [GM] | The smartest thing to do would be to head for the comments. You don’t want to backtrack and it’s nighttime. You’d have to go quite a ways to get to the city. |
| 00:58:36:23 | 00:58:44:21 | Jesse [GM] | And as you likely know, Ideas, the city has a curfew. The city closes its gates after nightfall. |
| 00:58:37:20 | 00:58:39:08 | Dave [Xeros] | We might run into kobolds |
| 00:58:44:15 | 00:58:45:20 | Chris [TBD] | That’s lame! |
| 00:58:45:06 | 00:58:51:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I remember reading something about that in that white little handbook that they handed out |
| 00:58:49:25 | 00:58:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 00:58:51:17 | 00:58:53:25 | Chris [TBD] | They have a curfew. Do we have a curfue? |
| 00:58:54:00 | 00:58:59:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I think the entire city has a curfew. I think Idios goes to bed at a certain hour? |
| 00:58:57:09 | 00:59:05:08 | Jesse [GM] | I ask before we wrap up this incredibly |
| 00:58:58:12 | 00:59:00:02 | Chris [TBD] | You can’t tell me when to go to bed. |
| 00:59:00:10 | 00:59:12:08 | Brin [Basil] | like curfews are there |
| 00:59:05:01 | 00:59:05:20 | Chris [TBD] | Thrilling. |
| 00:59:05:08 | 00:59:11:26 | Jesse [GM] | thrilling conversation, what brings you to Trinity? What are you doing here? |
| 00:59:12:08 | 00:59:25:21 | Brin [Basil] | any never mind right |
| 00:59:12:18 | 00:59:13:26 | Chris [TBD] | We’re looking for |
| 00:59:15:02 | 00:59:17:05 | Chris [TBD] | our accountant. |
| 00:59:18:23 | 00:59:29:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. Yeah, our accountant – see, we inherited a large sum of money and basically an entire city, and it was promised to us. |
| 00:59:24:16 | 00:59:26:27 | Chris [TBD] | Which is here to claim it. |
| 00:59:25:21 | 00:59:32:04 | Brin [Basil] | we’re just we’re just waiting for her to die |
| 00:59:29:28 | 00:59:34:15 | Dave [Xeros] | We did the job, and we’re just – it’s really just signing on the dotted line. |
| 00:59:31:08 | 00:59:41:05 | Jesse [GM] | uh so so so she’s not even gonna make like a perception check or like anything to determine whether you’re telling the truth or not she’s just going to assume that like you’ve been scammed |
| 00:59:41:05 | 00:59:47:15 | Jesse [GM] | like you know you’re inheriting something for you know he got one of those like scrolls popped up in |
| 00:59:45:10 | 00:59:46:29 | Chris [TBD] | we’re just like some prince |
| 00:59:47:15 | 00:59:54:00 | Jesse [GM] | your inbox and you know somebody you know something like that so she just like just immediately is |
| 00:59:47:26 | 00:59:49:28 | Dave [Xeros] | She trying to tell me I inherited the wind. |
| 00:59:49:23 | 00:59:51:18 | Chris [TBD] | I got it in my rune box |
| 00:59:54:00 | 01:00:01:26 | Jesse [GM] | like okay like kind of gives up on this is like i wish you well in your travels may salune be with |
| 00:59:56:04 | 00:59:58:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I didn’t get scammed, it’s real. |
| 01:00:01:19 | 01:00:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I can hear your derogatory tone. |
| 01:00:03:20 | 01:00:09:19 | Brin [Basil] | can we have any more of your roots if you have any spare |
| 01:00:05:00 | 01:00:05:23 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s true. |
| 01:00:08:26 | 01:00:10:22 | Chris [TBD] | we should give something to him |
| 01:00:11:14 | 01:00:13:10 | Brin [Basil] | just for further healing |
| 01:00:12:10 | 01:00:17:11 | Jesse [GM] | i have given all that i could give to you this evening |
| 01:00:16:15 | 01:00:16:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Can |
| 01:00:17:18 | 01:00:18:02 | Brin [Basil] | how |
| 01:00:18:08 | 01:00:19:07 | Chris [TBD] | Is that what |
| 01:00:20:09 | 01:00:25:20 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t know if you ever answered my you didn’t ever answer my question about the bell stones did you |
| 01:00:21:15 | 01:00:22:23 | Chris [TBD] | Ideas himself said? |
| 01:00:27:14 | 01:00:29:16 | Jesse [GM] | i was thinking i was looking meta |
| 01:00:30:01 | 01:00:30:16 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 01:00:30:25 | 01:00:32:13 | Dave [Xeros] | We also probably interrupted him. |
| 01:00:33:01 | 01:00:33:15 | Brin [Basil] | yeah |
| 01:00:33:15 | 01:00:45:10 | Brin [Basil] | you did. Okay, |
| 01:00:33:28 | 01:00:38:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I think it was Nortal. He popped out of his shell for like two seconds and then popped back in. |
| 01:00:38:16 | 01:00:43:06 | Jesse [GM] | uh we’ll say we’ll see that yeah she’s like familiar with them maybe not that term necessarily |
| 01:00:43:06 | 01:00:54:26 | Jesse [GM] | but she knows like what you’re referring to yeah so best of luck did he okay you actually |
| 01:00:50:03 | 01:00:50:27 | Steve [Nortle] | you ask her name |
| 01:00:52:21 | 01:01:05:04 | Brin [Basil] | was Centaur. What |
| 01:00:53:26 | 01:00:54:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Gross. |
| 01:00:54:26 | 01:01:00:15 | Jesse [GM] | you woke up for just like two seconds yeah yeah your head popped up |
| 01:00:55:29 | 01:00:56:19 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 01:00:57:16 | 01:01:04:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Just my head I’m great at math |
| 01:00:59:08 | 01:01:00:04 | Dave [Xeros] | The turtle |
| 01:01:05:27 | 01:01:08:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Did you catch that Sanzar’s name |
| 01:01:11:13 | 01:01:12:11 | Chris [TBD] | It was Centaar |
| 01:01:11:13 | 01:01:30:27 | Brin [Basil] | what was your name I forgot you |
| 01:01:14:06 | 01:01:18:04 | Jesse [GM] | um the middle of something |
| 01:01:15:27 | 01:01:16:12 | Chris [TBD] | of something |
| 01:01:19:20 | 01:01:19:29 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know. |
| 01:01:21:01 | 01:01:23:06 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s exactly halfway from the edge |
| 01:01:21:03 | 01:01:21:24 | Chris [TBD] | The middle of something. |
| 01:01:25:09 | 01:01:32:05 | Dave [Xeros] | horse lady |
| 01:01:28:04 | 01:01:30:24 | Jesse [GM] | like a little reluctant to tell you but |
| 01:01:34:16 | 01:01:36:12 | Chris [TBD] | Horse face McHorseface. |
| 01:01:38:15 | 01:01:39:08 | Chris [TBD] | Akean. |
| 01:01:41:04 | 01:01:47:18 | Jesse [GM] | If you end up in the city of Idias, we may cross paths again. |
| 01:01:48:15 | 01:01:52:10 | Dave [Xeros] | brother pilo i just remember |
| 01:01:52:03 | 01:02:02:10 | Jesse [GM] | She turns and she goes back to her party in the bushes and they continue their night foraging. |
| 01:01:54:02 | 01:01:56:24 | Steve [Nortle] | shows off her tail |
| 01:02:00:15 | 01:02:07:25 | Steve [Nortle] | was she wearing robes and if so, was it like across like the entire horse body as well |
| 01:02:07:01 | 01:02:17:04 | Brin [Basil] | when they have the it’s |
| 01:02:11:26 | 01:02:15:19 | Dave [Xeros] | just a lot extra fabric it seems like it’s one of those things that’s not worth |
| 01:02:13:04 | 01:02:17:20 | Chris [TBD] | Was it pants on the backside? |
| 01:02:17:04 | 01:02:19:16 | Brin [Basil] | draped like a drape |
| 01:02:18:12 | 01:02:22:05 | Jesse [GM] | had a way to share images on our table here, that would be… |
| 01:02:19:16 | 01:02:58:01 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I’m |
| 01:02:24:07 | 01:02:25:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m taking requests |
| 01:02:24:29 | 01:02:33:15 | Steve [Nortle] | but she’s basically Donald ducking |
| 01:02:25:26 | 01:02:31:00 | Jesse [GM] | You can’t see her. Her robes just cover like her human half. Okay? |
| 01:02:33:15 | 01:03:17:28 | Steve [Nortle] | the whole thing how’s |
| 01:02:35:22 | 01:02:44:10 | Jesse [GM] | You can think that way I suppose. Yeah you can call it that but you are unconscious so these thoughts aren’t shared with the group yet So please |
| 01:02:45:11 | 01:02:56:16 | Dave [Xeros] | are you saying is i didn’t hear that ok ok then I can’t that ok I can make a that’s fine I’m ok with it there’s a |
| 01:02:46:04 | 01:03:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | hallucinations have begun. I |
| 01:02:46:28 | 01:02:50:15 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah you didn’t even hear that You’re not allowed to elaborate on that comment |
| 01:02:56:16 | 01:03:07:19 | Dave [Xeros] | couple really cool places in the comments guys if we go like down towards the slum area this there’s some really good like late night tavern. Not in the |
| 01:03:05:04 | 01:03:11:28 | Chris [TBD] | thought that was a curfew, right? |
| 01:03:07:19 | 01:03:18:02 | Dave [Xeros] | commons, an idios. It’s like idios doesn’t want commoners and idios so they shut everything down but everyone then moves to the commons to party you know at night |
| 01:03:11:28 | 01:03:20:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. Got it. Cool. |
| 01:03:20:24 | 01:03:21:15 | Brin [Basil] | hungry. Let’s go |
| 01:03:22:00 | 01:03:28:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you guys have been traveling all day okay all right so you continue on it’s not too far maybe i don’t know a couple miles |
| 01:03:28:07 | 01:03:39:16 | Jesse [GM] | or so let’s say it takes you about a half an hour to reach the commons well we’ll give you a little bit more we’ll say it’s about 45 minutes so half of your |
| 01:03:29:07 | 01:03:30:25 | Dave [Xeros] | half hours have passed? |
| 01:03:38:05 | 01:03:39:07 | Dave [Xeros] | 45 minutes |
| 01:03:38:15 | 01:03:40:12 | Chris [TBD] | It’s half way there. |
| 01:03:39:16 | 01:03:42:27 | Jesse [GM] | half of our unconscious time is spent um so |
| 01:03:43:04 | 01:03:44:08 | Steve [Nortle] | back feeling at this point |
| 01:03:45:02 | 01:03:51:02 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just more way more concerned about my gym tight You know let’s go |
| 01:03:52:08 | 01:03:53:10 | Jesse [GM] | a check we can make for like |
| 01:03:55:01 | 01:03:55:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:03:57:03 | 01:04:00:00 | Dave [Xeros] | it would probably be a athletics check |
| 01:04:01:10 | 01:04:01:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Stamina. |
| 01:04:01:28 | 01:04:10:14 | Brin [Basil] | still fertile over here don’t even ask me how many kids i have because |
| 01:04:05:16 | 01:04:06:17 | Dave [Xeros] | she’s a rabbit |
| 01:04:12:13 | 01:04:13:25 | Brin [Basil] | I give birth in my sleep |
| 01:04:14:20 | 01:04:20:25 | Steve [Nortle] | So does Nordle, probably. We’ll find out if something else pops right with you. |
| 01:04:15:05 | 01:04:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m doing good. |
| 01:04:19:25 | 01:04:20:22 | Dave [Xeros] | making this check |
| 01:04:20:17 | 01:04:23:06 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, why not? Posterity check 15 |
| 01:04:25:05 | 01:04:26:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, Chris, we already knew that! |
| 01:04:27:08 | 01:04:28:10 | Chris [TBD] | I’m doing just fine |
| 01:04:27:23 | 01:04:31:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I just rolled a nat 20 on your piece of crap dice |
| 01:04:31:01 | 01:04:32:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:31:04 | 01:04:40:08 | Jesse [GM] | whoa hey give them back that’s true yet actually doubles so at this point |
| 01:04:33:01 | 01:04:35:02 | Dave [Xeros] | posterity is like a nat 40 |
| 01:04:33:24 | 01:04:43:16 | Steve [Nortle] | is like a net full of shit. I don’t even know what that is that how many kids you don’t know you have? Is that the number |
| 01:04:36:24 | 01:04:38:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it doubles. |
| 01:04:41:22 | 01:04:51:18 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no, no. That’s how many kids that I have the ability to have if I choose as Eros. |
| 01:04:46:20 | 01:04:48:02 | Brin [Basil] | dave’s wife is over there |
| 01:04:51:01 | 01:04:56:18 | Jesse [GM] | if you ever do decide to have children |
| 01:04:52:15 | 01:04:55:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m done on the other side. |
| 01:04:57:27 | 01:04:58:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Sky’s the limit. |
| 01:05:00:08 | 01:05:03:14 | Dave [Xeros] | So okay. All right. |
| 01:05:01:20 | 01:05:02:27 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re part rabbit |
| 01:05:04:20 | 01:05:05:19 | Brin [Basil] | no he’s not |
| 01:05:06:20 | 01:05:08:13 | Jesse [GM] | the what? |
| 01:05:08:10 | 01:05:09:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:09:28 | 01:05:11:12 | Jesse [GM] | he’s on Percocet |
| 01:05:10:18 | 01:05:15:29 | Dave [Xeros] | a man walks into a bar. Like I can literally walk in and say, I’m having a kid. |
| 01:05:17:01 | 01:05:21:15 | Dave [Xeros] | All right? I will be using this for so much longer. |
| 01:05:17:03 | 01:05:18:27 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, where are we going? |
| 01:05:19:24 | 01:05:25:17 | Steve [Nortle] | And on the exact opposite my posterity check is a two |
| 01:05:26:18 | 01:05:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, you know. The problem is that you just leave them on the beach and then they just don’t make it. |
| 01:05:30:05 | 01:05:30:20 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 01:05:33:00 | 01:05:37:01 | Steve [Nortle] | that describes the percentage that will live |
| 01:05:36:23 | 01:05:40:06 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, are you a sea turtle or are you more of a tortoise? |
| 01:05:38:28 | 01:05:41:16 | Dave [Xeros] | They’re just turtles. But like, you Know what I mean? Turtles. |
| 01:05:41:14 | 01:05:44:28 | Steve [Nortle] | I actually did have a time when I was sea turtle |
| 01:05:47:18 | 01:05:56:16 | Jesse [GM] | see twartle uh so that was just supposed to be a stamina check um posterity check 11 |
| 01:05:47:28 | 01:05:55:04 | Brin [Basil] | I rolled 11 |
| 01:05:56:29 | 01:05:58:20 | Dave [Xeros] | So you’re starting to hunch a little. |
| 01:05:58:28 | 01:06:03:17 | Steve [Nortle] | what were we actually supposed to roll for like our constitution |
| 01:06:00:07 | 01:06:02:25 | Chris [TBD] | We’re trying to get somewhere. |
| 01:06:03:20 | 01:06:09:19 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah you’ve been traveling all day brent uh basil specifically is a little bit yeah |
| 01:06:04:19 | 01:06:11:07 | Brin [Basil] | back is sore stretch |
| 01:06:05:16 | 01:06:13:19 | Steve [Nortle] | oh well I’m still asleep, I’m fine no I’m feeling great, I meant a duty 20 |
| 01:06:08:22 | 01:06:09:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, |
| 01:06:09:19 | 01:06:17:16 | Jesse [GM] | so the shell is dragging on the ground behind you you are fully refreshed by the way i think |
| 01:06:11:07 | 01:06:16:22 | Brin [Basil] | Uh, yeah actually. |
| 01:06:16:22 | 01:06:24:02 | Brin [Basil] | I hand…I handed |
| 01:06:17:16 | 01:06:22:27 | Jesse [GM] | this counts as like a short rest at least yep whatever you need to roll for that yep |
| 01:06:18:14 | 01:06:21:28 | Steve [Nortle] | as a short rest, so I can roll some dice. Okay. |
| 01:06:24:02 | 01:06:34:18 | Brin [Basil] | Nortle to Eros and I stretch and jump 60 feet in the air. And then just come back down, yep it’s like |
| 01:06:25:17 | 01:06:27:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man! He’s actually surprisingly light |
| 01:06:34:18 | 01:06:42:08 | Brin [Basil] | It’s the equivalent of going through a chiropractor with me I come back up, grab my ear and stretch |
| 01:06:37:21 | 01:06:37:24 | Dave [Xeros] | to |
| 01:06:38:27 | 01:06:40:06 | Dave [Xeros] | to get the reverse side of that |
| 01:06:43:25 | 01:06:45:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, let’s keep this hike going |
| 01:06:44:09 | 01:06:44:28 | Brin [Basil] | Ready to go |
| 01:06:46:11 | 01:06:57:06 | Jesse [GM] | okay so you reached kind of the edge of the commons the outskirts there’s like a few guards like standing around kind of like the sort of gateway to the city but it’s not really like there’s nothing there’s |
| 01:07:02:08 | 01:07:03:17 | Brin [Basil] | And this is the commons, right? |
| 01:07:04:13 | 01:07:11:24 | Jesse [GM] | commons yes oh i wish oh i could show you a picture so sorry maybe later um this is the |
| 01:07:11:24 | 01:07:18:09 | Jesse [GM] | commons and as you enter uh approach the city uh the commons is really just kind of like this |
| 01:07:18:09 | 01:07:24:25 | Jesse [GM] | scattered makeshift houses just kind have a shack sort of town if you want to just think |
| 01:07:24:25 | 01:07:36:08 | Jesse [GM] | like really run down place right you can tell that everybody’s kind of made their own home but they haven’t really they’re not the master craftsmen have not been working in this region |
| 01:07:36:08 | 01:07:47:10 | Jesse [GM] | of trinity they kind of kicked him out yeah there’s it’s a complicated situation why they’re here uh but there’s just you can just think of it as kind of like hundreds of buildings and houses |
| 01:07:47:10 | 01:07:54:12 | Jesse [GM] | just kind of scattered but there’S no real clear streets and like order to it it’s just things are |
| 01:07:53:12 | 01:07:58:00 | Chris [TBD] | the male system is in absolute chaos |
| 01:07:54:12 | 01:08:01:00 | Jesse [GM] | just kind of placed everywhere but they’re yeah yeah you try to deliver something to some like |
| 01:08:01:00 | 01:08:11:13 | Jesse [GM] | it’s never it’s not gonna get there amazon does not go to this area probably but their only path |
| 01:08:11:13 | 01:08:20:25 | Jesse [GM] | is like this main road that you’re on this goes like directly to new old if you were to continue on here it would take too care uh but that’s kind of the condition of the town |
| 01:08:20:25 | 01:08:28:13 | Jesse [GM] | uh just like a lot of wood shacks just kind of like uh uh like recycled materials |
| 01:08:28:13 | 01:08:33:14 | Jesse [GM] | like not very professional like clean stuff right you get the idea um and |
| 01:08:35:24 | 01:08:45:26 | Jesse [GM] | there’s sort of a mix of creatures i guess or like responses to your guys walking in like the guards don’t seem phased really by you guys walking |
| 01:08:45:26 | 01:08:52:04 | Jesse [GM] | in uh there’s a large variety of species and stuff that enter here or that stay here |
| 01:08:50:29 | 01:08:53:16 | Steve [Nortle] | So a herringon with a turtle shell |
| 01:08:54:17 | 01:09:01:09 | Steve [Nortle] | is not drawing any attention. She’s got like a baby Bjorn but it’s a turtle on her back and the guards are like |
| 01:08:54:26 | 01:08:57:09 | Dave [Xeros] | i i swapped |
| 01:08:56:17 | 01:08:57:23 | Brin [Basil] | Eros is wearing… |
| 01:08:59:29 | 01:09:08:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m wearing you now yeah I picked it up for so um yeah so so I’m like I I’m |
| 01:09:01:22 | 01:09:03:08 | Brin [Basil] | I gave it to Eros for a minute. |
| 01:09:04:21 | 01:09:06:12 | Brin [Basil] | You’re unconscious. You don’t know. |
| 01:09:07:19 | 01:09:08:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Clearly |
| 01:09:09:21 | 01:09:12:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, with the horns and the shell. |
| 01:09:10:26 | 01:09:11:16 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:09:11:00 | 01:09:16:22 | Jesse [GM] | yeah do you actually do you want to make um do you kick do you do you |
| 01:09:15:17 | 01:09:16:16 | Steve [Nortle] | another constitution |
| 01:09:18:07 | 01:09:19:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:09:19:13 | 01:09:22:07 | Steve [Nortle] | You know what? We’ll let the dice decide |
| 01:09:21:08 | 01:09:23:00 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m gonna contest you on |
| 01:09:22:22 | 01:09:24:15 | Brin [Basil] | He absolutely does. |
| 01:09:24:22 | 01:09:25:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay so we’re just gonna |
| 01:09:25:20 | 01:09:28:08 | Jesse [GM] | you guys used to share a bed or something right |
| 01:09:27:20 | 01:09:30:14 | Brin [Basil] | So I shared a room with him for years. |
| 01:09:28:13 | 01:09:31:17 | Steve [Nortle] | 8 Yeah, I kick in my sleep. |
| 01:09:31:25 | 01:09:32:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I shrink a little |
| 01:09:32:23 | 01:09:33:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Easy roll by now. |
| 01:09:33:27 | 01:09:34:13 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 01:09:34:11 | 01:09:38:09 | Jesse [GM] | the shell okay so now you need to make a check with the shell and see if you can like |
| 01:09:37:23 | 01:09:48:12 | Dave [Xeros] | that can continue to carry it. I don’t shrink as far as TBD, I only go like I’m at 87 % so but Like, so I need to make another check. Like a strength check? |
| 01:09:45:28 | 01:09:57:25 | Jesse [GM] | yeah let’s do a strength check and see if it let’s dupe yeah because basil is more of like dexterity balance |
| 01:09:49:08 | 01:09:51:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Acrobatics or athletics? |
| 01:09:53:25 | 01:09:55:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Plus three to athletics. |
| 01:09:57:25 | 01:10:07:22 | Jesse [GM] | because it’s kind a large uh but you okay sweet yeah so you don’t really notice indifference don’t worry about it |
| 01:09:59:01 | 01:09:59:18 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 01:10:00:18 | 01:10:04:22 | Dave [Xeros] | That would be a 15. I can’t read these to save my life. |
| 01:10:08:17 | 01:10:09:26 | Brin [Basil] | You can just make it up. |
| 01:10:10:00 | 01:10:25:16 | Brin [Basil] | You can just roll it and then he’s |
| 01:10:13:02 | 01:10:14:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, I’m serious. |
| 01:10:14:01 | 01:10:17:16 | Chris [TBD] | Isn’t it the eye of Sauron looking at you or is it the ring |
| 01:10:15:29 | 01:10:20:19 | Jesse [GM] | i think uh i think my roommate who gave me those is watching so you can tell him |
| 01:10:20:21 | 01:10:29:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Well, no. I think that they’re actually balanced to make you get a nat one with the ring on the bottom. |
| 01:10:21:13 | 01:10:22:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:23:16 | 01:10:24:02 | Chris [TBD] | Bunk |
| 01:10:28:12 | 01:10:39:01 | Jesse [GM] | we we have had some bad luck with those guys historically yep uh so okay so yeah the straight is the weight of the shell you don’t really notice anything but you do get kicked right |
| 01:10:30:24 | 01:10:31:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:10:39:01 | 01:10:42:10 | Jesse [GM] | said you did kick him in your sleep nortle |
| 01:10:43:15 | 01:10:44:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Sorry. |
| 01:10:46:22 | 01:10:49:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Kick, kick, kick. Okay. Ninja kick the damn rabbit! |
| 01:10:47:10 | 01:10:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I reach into my pants, and I have a bunch of caltrops. Those are the things that you drop behind him. They’re like all spiky. And he kicks me. I’m going to take a handful of those |
| 01:10:51:23 | 01:10:52:19 | Chris [TBD] | He’s right. |
| 01:10:54:04 | 01:10:55:10 | Chris [TBD] | They’re both right. |
| 01:10:55:19 | 01:10:57:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Book ride? Pork ride. |
| 01:10:57:08 | 01:11:00:09 | Dave [Xeros] | and just throw it down his top shell area. |
| 01:11:01:13 | 01:11:08:25 | Dave [Xeros] | And it’s just going to be nice and pokey for him. Yep, yep. Just kind of stick him. And yeah, don’t kick me again. |
| 01:11:02:26 | 01:11:05:19 | Jesse [GM] | they’re just going to rattle around in there and just okay |
| 01:11:09:19 | 01:11:10:20 | Chris [TBD] | He’s sleeping. |
| 01:11:10:21 | 01:11:11:11 | Jesse [GM] | actually |
| 01:11:12:11 | 01:11:13:00 | Jesse [GM] | so |
| 01:11:14:03 | 01:11:21:26 | Jesse [GM] | as you approach the guards notice sort of the moving backpack the fumbling around |
| 01:11:21:20 | 01:11:22:08 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s okay. |
| 01:11:25:03 | 01:11:28:13 | Jesse [GM] | they step in front of your path |
| 01:11:29:05 | 01:11:31:20 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s what I was doing, trying to pull up their sheet. |
| 01:11:31:19 | 01:11:32:29 | Dave [Xeros] | sheet. Thank you. |
| 01:11:33:07 | 01:11:43:24 | Jesse [GM] | they step in front of the path Before you enter the comments with that comment. And they’re going to ask you, what are you doing here? |
| 01:11:33:16 | 01:11:33:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Sorry. |
| 01:11:38:19 | 01:11:39:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-huh? |
| 01:11:44:08 | 01:11:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | Where are you going? |
| 01:11:45:19 | 01:11:52:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I got to sell this thing. Oh, come on. You know how this works. How many |
| 01:11:52:02 | 01:11:54:05 | Jesse [GM] | They both look at each other like… |
| 01:11:53:29 | 01:11:58:04 | Dave [Xeros] | gold pieces do you need? I just need to get into the city and I got a cell |
| 01:11:57:13 | 01:12:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | I’m just laughing |
| 01:11:59:07 | 01:12:01:21 | Dave [Xeros] | child to some rich hideous person |
| 01:12:02:14 | 01:12:04:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Who can’t pay their taxes otherwise? |
| 01:12:04:16 | 01:12:06:11 | Brin [Basil] | And I’m just laughing because I think it’s hilarious. |
| 01:12:08:08 | 01:12:14:06 | Jesse [GM] | We can’t let you do that. Can we… We’re gonna need to look inside that pack. |
| 01:12:10:07 | 01:12:16:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to cast distort value or you’re just going to find a bunch of caltrops |
| 01:12:16:24 | 01:12:18:08 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, turn it upside down! |
| 01:12:18:05 | 01:12:20:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, I’m gonna flip it up so then I’m not going to shake it and the caltrop |
| 01:12:24:29 | 01:12:26:04 | Brin [Basil] | You can look at it. |
| 01:12:27:15 | 01:12:32:11 | Jesse [GM] | So one of them peers inside the head hole. |
| 01:12:30:20 | 01:12:41:28 | Dave [Xeros] | the head hole that caltrops came out of dope yeah yeah he flipped over you’re looking in the yeah you’re going on the opposite side my friend and i’m gonna i’m going to tell him hey you may not want to look |
| 01:12:32:24 | 01:12:37:04 | Brin [Basil] | We flipped it over so he’s looking in the butt. |
| 01:12:41:28 | 01:12:49:04 | Dave [Xeros] | in there just fyi yes i |
| 01:12:43:25 | 01:12:47:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Should I roll to see if I have flatulence? |
| 01:12:43:26 | 01:12:44:11 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:12:50:17 | 01:13:10:16 | Brin [Basil] | If you pull his tail, it |
| 01:12:53:01 | 01:12:55:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t know what number you’re looking for. I got four. |
| 01:12:56:28 | 01:13:01:29 | Jesse [GM] | yeah what way would we score this is a 20 like i let out a massive |
| 01:12:58:15 | 01:12:59:05 | Steve [Nortle] | These guys are… |
| 01:13:02:17 | 01:13:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:13:02:24 | 01:13:03:22 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s that’s just |
| 01:13:04:02 | 01:13:06:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ve never rolled for flatulences before. |
| 01:13:05:00 | 01:13:06:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Hershey squirt, right? |
| 01:13:05:24 | 01:13:09:05 | Chris [TBD] | Is that a fail or is that a gross? |
| 01:13:08:29 | 01:13:17:14 | Jesse [GM] | thankfully for the guard so they’re kind of little confused yeah uh they they rotate the shell around they look in the side they see |
| 01:13:09:05 | 01:13:09:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:13:10:16 | 01:13:30:07 | Brin [Basil] | just |
| 01:13:11:23 | 01:13:13:23 | Dave [Xeros] | He gambled and won on this one. |
| 01:13:17:14 | 01:13:22:00 | Jesse [GM] | kind of your hand and then they see your face you want to give us an expression since we have |
| 01:13:22:12 | 01:13:23:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I’m like… |
| 01:13:24:09 | 01:13:28:11 | Jesse [GM] | uh-huh yeah there’s just it’s just kind of a pool of cool that’s just floating around and |
| 01:13:30:07 | 01:13:32:00 | Brin [Basil] | pulls around his neck skin. |
| 01:13:32:26 | 01:13:33:17 | Dave [Xeros] | What’s your game? |
| 01:13:35:04 | 01:13:37:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. It doesn’t concern you. It was a joke. |
| 01:13:37:16 | 01:13:38:26 | Chris [TBD] | Name and badge number. |
| 01:13:40:22 | 01:13:49:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I mean, I thought you guys just sold little kids everywhere here. So it’s just like one of those – I’m pretty sure that’s a pretty well-known fact across all the careers, my friend. |
| 01:13:44:17 | 01:13:45:24 | Jesse [GM] | where did you hear that |
| 01:13:50:12 | 01:13:56:21 | Dave [Xeros] | If you wanted to go buy children, you’d come to the Commons. They had, like, a whole crusade that happened where children… Like. |
| 01:13:54:26 | 01:14:01:00 | Chris [TBD] | That is not a thing. You’re getting your history wrong, Eros. You didn’t even pay attention in school. |
| 01:14:02:29 | 01:14:03:28 | Jesse [GM] | kind of like nod to each other |
| 01:14:05:08 | 01:14:05:25 | Chris [TBD] | No! |
| 01:14:06:02 | 01:14:06:22 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:09:00 | 01:14:12:14 | Chris [TBD] | It’s been… it’s been canonized |
| 01:14:10:17 | 01:14:16:26 | Brin [Basil] | That’s how they originally filled the schools. |
| 01:14:13:24 | 01:14:16:13 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s officially canonized, my friends. |
| 01:14:15:17 | 01:14:17:10 | Chris [TBD] | oh no |
| 01:14:18:26 | 01:14:29:01 | Jesse [GM] | plenty of shady characters in the commons they know that, there’s a lot of crime and stuff but you are going have to persuade them let you into the commoses |
| 01:14:21:09 | 01:14:21:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:14:28:19 | 01:14:36:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I’m going to cast Distort Value on 20 gold pieces and make it, like 150 and say, hey, for your time, just go buy a kid. |
| 01:14:30:18 | 01:14:31:14 | Jesse [GM] | they’re just |
| 01:14:39:02 | 01:14:50:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Throw him 150 gold pieces It’s to apprentice as a police officer, not by a kid for nefarious purposes. |
| 01:14:42:16 | 01:14:44:09 | Jesse [GM] | yeah so they take the money |
| 01:14:49:25 | 01:14:53:10 | Chris [TBD] | alright there we go |
| 01:14:50:16 | 01:14:52:05 | Jesse [GM] | the money and they’re like get out of here |
| 01:14:55:01 | 01:14:55:08 | Jesse [GM] | of here |
| 01:14:55:26 | 01:14:58:06 | Chris [TBD] | we solved your guard riddle |
| 01:14:58:17 | 01:14:59:15 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:58:17 | 01:15:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:00:10 | 01:15:01:19 | Jesse [GM] | the answer was money |
| 01:15:01:18 | 01:15:02:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:02:29 | 01:15:05:21 | Dave [Xeros] | In the commons? That’s always the answer, by the way. |
| 01:15:04:10 | 01:15:10:07 | Chris [TBD] | that’s always the answer in the comments By the way, where is The Closest Inn? |
| 01:15:11:08 | 01:15:18:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh just right off the main path if you continue up here another few blocks |
| 01:15:17:29 | 01:15:19:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s The Hobo Hoboken. |
| 01:15:20:01 | 01:15:20:24 | Chris [TBD] | Hobo Hoboken. |
| 01:15:20:09 | 01:15:23:07 | Jesse [GM] | see it it’s one of the larger buildings in the comments |
| 01:15:21:02 | 01:15:21:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:15:22:29 | 01:15:25:06 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, I’m beat. |
| 01:15:24:18 | 01:15:26:19 | Jesse [GM] | there’s going to be other patrons |
| 01:15:26:13 | 01:15:27:08 | Chris [TBD] | Parched. |
| 01:15:28:21 | 01:15:30:29 | Steve [Nortle] | how long did that conversation last |
| 01:15:31:08 | 01:15:33:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m all about children. |
| 01:15:34:04 | 01:15:40:15 | Jesse [GM] | say you have a half an hour left yep okay so yeah |
| 01:15:35:02 | 01:15:35:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:15:35:07 | 01:15:36:17 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s what it feels like okay |
| 01:15:37:08 | 01:15:38:16 | Chris [TBD] | In real time. |
| 01:15:40:29 | 01:15:43:12 | Steve [Nortle] | should we look at the time stamp i’m kind of curious |
| 01:15:43:02 | 01:15:43:27 | Chris [TBD] | No. |
| 01:15:43:25 | 01:15:46:17 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s some time code right there. It’s 357. |
| 01:15:45:06 | 01:15:50:12 | Jesse [GM] | hey go to the end okay so yes you make your way |
| 01:15:46:11 | 01:15:47:16 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s go to The Inn. |
| 01:15:48:26 | 01:15:51:13 | Steve [Nortle] | I didn’t look when we started though that’s a problem |
| 01:15:51:16 | 01:15:53:02 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s because you’re bad at math |
| 01:15:55:06 | 01:16:03:25 | Steve [Nortle] | I am nortals not i don’t know why this is so hard to understand Sorry, Jesse. I apologize for the uncouth behavior of my co-player. |
| 01:15:59:01 | 01:15:59:20 | Brin [Basil] | Sorry, sir. |
| 01:16:03:09 | 01:16:13:21 | Jesse [GM] | unconscious i don’t know why you’re shouting at all of us okay i will turn this game around okay |
| 01:16:05:05 | 01:16:12:10 | Brin [Basil] | Please, Aaron, turn it in |
| 01:16:08:06 | 01:16:10:29 | Dave [Xeros] | everyone is looking for a way to make me go unconscious |
| 01:16:08:29 | 01:16:10:24 | Steve [Nortle] | I can dream, Harold! |
| 01:16:13:23 | 01:16:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | we’ll go right back where we came from |
| 01:16:16:16 | 01:16:21:15 | Jesse [GM] | okay so as you make your way to the end uh again you’re just kind of |
| 01:16:23:20 | 01:16:33:19 | Jesse [GM] | observing a lot of the people’s reaction and stuff as you enter the city many of what appear to be like the locals the people who live in the city like they’re you can kind of tell like a lot |
| 01:16:33:19 | 01:16:41:05 | Jesse [GM] | of them are just pretty like run down uh i don’t know their garb is fairly plain things like that |
| 01:16:41:05 | 01:16:53:04 | Jesse [GM] | you can tell who’s visiting and like who lives here right uh so they bolt like they they like they’re pretty skittish like you guys are kind of an odd looking group there’s plenty of people |
| 01:16:43:20 | 01:16:46:07 | Dave [Xeros] | hey handsome how was your 16 hour work day |
| 01:16:53:04 | 01:17:00:25 | Jesse [GM] | who like come to like take advantage of them and stuff like that so for the most part the creatures that you see like they’re kind of hiding in the shadows there’s like little markets and |
| 01:17:00:25 | 01:17:11:16 | Jesse [GM] | stuff kind of set up along the street it’s night time so like you know we’re closed yeah they’re |
| 01:17:04:16 | 01:17:11:08 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re just looking for little small people to go fix big machines in Lashara climb into the |
| 01:17:11:10 | 01:17:41:08 | Brin [Basil] | They had a |
| 01:17:11:16 | 01:17:23:08 | Jesse [GM] | gone yeah they scatter right okay um on your way to the hobo hoboken sure we’ll keep that name |
| 01:17:12:19 | 01:17:17:25 | Dave [Xeros] | oh okay Do you guys want to go To the hobo Hoboken |
| 01:17:18:00 | 01:17:18:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 01:17:24:12 | 01:17:25:16 | Chris [TBD] | That’s a good end name. |
| 01:17:25:12 | 01:17:29:22 | Jesse [GM] | it’s a good ending uh on your away there you it’s you know you’re you’re kind of halfway there |
| 01:17:29:22 | 01:17:38:11 | Jesse [GM] | where you notice just |
| 01:17:32:18 | 01:17:34:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Halfway to the halfway house |
| 01:17:38:02 | 01:17:41:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Gonna get in at the end. I mean, wait. |
| 01:17:39:02 | 01:17:39:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 01:17:41:00 | 01:17:42:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Dig in at the end |
| 01:17:41:08 | 01:17:43:03 | Brin [Basil] | big F |
| 01:17:45:26 | 01:17:50:26 | Jesse [GM] | the path outside of one of these shacks, |
| 01:17:51:28 | 01:18:00:03 | Jesse [GM] | there is a footage figure who’s kneeling by the side of the road. There’s another creature on the ground |
| 01:18:00:28 | 01:18:11:11 | Jesse [GM] | and they appear to have some sort of sickness, some sort of ailment and this hooded creature appears to be uh tending them and as you |
| 01:18:11:22 | 01:18:13:00 | Chris [TBD] | blue robe. |
| 01:18:15:05 | 01:18:18:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Is she tending with purple Fuzzy glowy stuff |
| 01:18:17:26 | 01:18:18:13 | Chris [TBD] | Hughes. |
| 01:18:18:29 | 01:18:20:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Is this just like in the middle of the road? |
| 01:18:21:20 | 01:18:23:29 | Jesse [GM] | off to the side of this path like it’s pretty you know just |
| 01:18:23:28 | 01:18:33:10 | Steve [Nortle] | So there’s a hobo in the weeds and someone leaning over Purple Glow that’s the milieu. |
| 01:18:33:19 | 01:18:45:03 | Jesse [GM] | not in the weeds we’ll say they’re propped up against a building okay even better even better you know uh and they’re conscious that are awake they’re communicating you can tell that they’re like communicating somehow |
| 01:18:36:25 | 01:18:38:00 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s better! |
| 01:18:43:08 | 01:18:54:25 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, she’s not eating him. Is it a she? Yes. I’ve got great investigation. |
| 01:18:46:24 | 01:18:52:28 | Jesse [GM] | um does somebody want to make this somebody want to make uh like a investigation or a perception check |
| 01:18:47:15 | 01:18:48:03 | Dave [Xeros] | centaur |
| 01:18:52:13 | 01:18:53:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes |
| 01:18:58:20 | 01:19:01:23 | Chris [TBD] | That would be a 22. |
| 01:19:03:10 | 01:19:03:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:19:05:07 | 01:19:06:06 | Chris [TBD] | I’m on fire! |
| 01:19:07:10 | 01:19:17:22 | Jesse [GM] | i’m fired so you know like you recognize immediately like these are the robes from like sort of the priestesses |
| 01:19:18:02 | 01:19:18:15 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. |
| 01:19:18:16 | 01:19:25:07 | Jesse [GM] | of the church of idios different they’re a little bit different not the 400 robes but like same |
| 01:19:22:02 | 01:19:23:08 | Chris [TBD] | Not the Foragers. |
| 01:19:25:07 | 01:19:33:09 | Jesse [GM] | color you know same colored palette not quite but sure yeah |
| 01:19:25:11 | 01:19:29:09 | Chris [TBD] | They had a big F on their ropes, these guys have a big P. |
| 01:19:31:20 | 01:19:31:23 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:19:34:06 | 01:19:34:17 | Dave [Xeros] | does that mean |
| 01:19:36:03 | 01:19:39:08 | Chris [TBD] | Forager? Priestess? |
| 01:19:36:08 | 01:19:38:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh forager |
| 01:19:40:11 | 01:19:49:15 | Jesse [GM] | they miss the important details yep so basil basil takes the 5 000 gold and she continues on |
| 01:19:44:17 | 01:19:46:13 | Chris [TBD] | Obviously I missed it but I get it now. |
| 01:19:49:15 | 01:20:00:20 | Jesse [GM] | right you just leave right that’s what yeah you guys weren’t listening this is the right yeah just kidding just kidding you don’t have 5,000 builds sorry |
| 01:19:51:24 | 01:19:56:08 | Dave [Xeros] | 000 gold oh i was totally listening you just totally jumped |
| 01:19:53:23 | 01:19:54:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:57:23 | 01:19:59:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I can see the timestamp. |
| 01:20:00:00 | 01:20:01:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’m writing this down. |
| 01:20:02:06 | 01:20:03:26 | Chris [TBD] | Okay so sorry |
| 01:20:02:26 | 01:20:06:13 | Brin [Basil] | I’m putting it in my bag. Was that real? |
| 01:20:07:13 | 01:20:18:04 | Jesse [GM] | the priestesses and uh you recognize them as a healer specifically they’re kind of um you’ve seen them before you’ve maybe encountered them before maybe when you performed in India something like |
| 01:20:18:04 | 01:20:29:07 | Jesse [GM] | that if you come across the paths uh but they uh they kind of act as sort of like the uh kind of clergy in the area like you can think of them as like kind of a local |
| 01:20:26:13 | 01:20:26:26 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah |
| 01:20:29:07 | 01:20:39:14 | Jesse [GM] | like bishops almost who like operate a lot of the commons area so you can tell with this perception check that she is in the process of healing |
| 01:20:39:14 | 01:20:51:13 | Jesse [GM] | you see what appears to be like this sort of silver light and like these uh what is the word i want uh not spires but kind of |
| 01:20:52:10 | 01:21:00:05 | Jesse [GM] | tendrils these flying like just illuminated sprites that’s the one sprites uh so yeah |
| 01:20:58:02 | 01:20:59:01 | Brin [Basil] | That’s the one. |
| 01:21:00:05 | 01:21:10:17 | Jesse [GM] | but like the silver light kind of illuminate it coming from like her hands and as they like touch this creature the creature appeared like it has like this sunken face has some |
| 01:21:10:17 | 01:21:21:17 | Jesse [GM] | sort of like blue or sickness right and it just like it was revived you can see what the life come back into its eyes um and they kind of you know it’s like just expressing its gratitude |
| 01:21:12:14 | 01:21:13:00 | Chris [TBD] | Uh-huh. |
| 01:21:21:17 | 01:21:26:02 | Jesse [GM] | itself thankful and everything like that yeah but you can just clearly see this is a healer |
| 01:21:27:18 | 01:21:27:25 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:21:28:03 | 01:21:31:13 | Brin [Basil] | Excuse me, priestess. |
| 01:21:32:24 | 01:21:34:11 | Brin [Basil] | Hi. Oh, sorry did I block that? |
| 01:21:35:15 | 01:21:43:22 | Brin [Basil] | We have – we found an unfortunate soul over here. Eros, you want to put that shell down? |
| 01:21:45:01 | 01:21:49:03 | Dave [Xeros] | unfortunate soul that we ran into it’s it’s really sad but true |
| 01:21:45:25 | 01:21:48:11 | Brin [Basil] | that’s right yeah wait |
| 01:21:48:24 | 01:21:50:28 | Jesse [GM] | anybody know that song the whole song can you sing that one |
| 01:21:50:04 | 01:22:02:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. I can, actually. I’m going to unbuckle the poor unfortunate soul that I have on my back. I’m gonna throw it down on the ground and kind of like do the Mario kick |
| 01:22:04:12 | 01:22:06:09 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I jump on again until I get a 1-up |
| 01:22:08:10 | 01:22:15:27 | Jesse [GM] | so you’re back to normal size okay cool sure sure let’s see if you roll let’s |
| 01:22:10:12 | 01:22:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I roll to see if I get back to my normal size? |
| 01:22:12:01 | 01:22:14:24 | Brin [Basil] | that’s awesome please |
| 01:22:15:27 | 01:22:24:25 | Jesse [GM] | see if it has some effect on you okay nope sorry you’re still a little shorter than you normally are yeah |
| 01:22:18:02 | 01:22:19:15 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s a 7 |
| 01:22:21:03 | 01:22:21:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright |
| 01:22:24:25 | 01:22:29:05 | Jesse [GM] | so okay sorry so you call out to her and you direct your attention to arrows |
| 01:22:25:20 | 01:22:26:07 | Brin [Basil] | 87 |
| 01:22:28:18 | 01:22:29:05 | Brin [Basil] | yeah |
| 01:22:30:11 | 01:22:33:26 | Brin [Basil] | is there any way you can help him he doesn’t look too good |
| 01:22:35:27 | 01:22:37:27 | Jesse [GM] | she kind of looks at you |
| 01:22:39:17 | 01:22:48:13 | Jesse [GM] | um and she uh no she’s not great this appears to be like a chicken basically |
| 01:22:43:28 | 01:22:44:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Is she a furry, too? |
| 01:22:47:29 | 01:22:49:02 | Dave [Xeros] | A human furry. |
| 01:22:48:13 | 01:23:00:10 | Jesse [GM] | no just just a regular old human yeah when she turns you see her face she also she has silver hair like most of the priestesses |
| 01:22:50:11 | 01:22:51:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Just a regular human. |
| 01:22:52:27 | 01:22:53:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Just human-human. |
| 01:23:00:10 | 01:23:05:26 | Jesse [GM] | of salune the moonlight everything like that right she has sober hair but she is she does have these robes on |
| 01:23:02:22 | 01:23:03:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 01:23:06:11 | 01:23:14:08 | Jesse [GM] | fairly plain whatever uh but she looks at you um and she says what kind of healing are you seeking |
| 01:23:10:05 | 01:23:10:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! |
| 01:23:15:16 | 01:23:17:03 | Dave [Xeros] | When I get that feeling… |
| 01:23:20:20 | 01:23:23:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Wow, she didn’t get that one. Okay. |
| 01:23:21:21 | 01:23:24:02 | Brin [Basil] | no she didn’t shh no more |
| 01:23:24:16 | 01:23:25:02 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, I’m done. |
| 01:23:27:14 | 01:23:28:01 | Brin [Basil] | yes |
| 01:23:28:14 | 01:23:30:14 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s Tourette’s me. |
| 01:23:29:11 | 01:23:31:19 | Brin [Basil] | how did you know you are just |
| 01:23:34:12 | 01:23:43:05 | Brin [Basil] | he is low on health I’m just wondering if he just brought that up for us him. The shell right here and I hit it |
| 01:23:44:07 | 01:23:46:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Watch out. There’s caltrops in the top. |
| 01:23:45:20 | 01:23:49:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Got five more minutes. |
| 01:23:46:08 | 01:23:46:27 | Brin [Basil] | NORDL |
| 01:23:49:29 | 01:23:58:07 | Jesse [GM] | you wanna roll to see if you have a response to everybody banging on your shell and dropping you on the ground okay yeah so tell us what kind |
| 01:23:53:29 | 01:23:55:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, that’s a natural 20. |
| 01:23:58:07 | 01:24:03:29 | Jesse [GM] | of like response you have to everybody’s like pounding on your shelf. You’re not awake necessarily but you react in your sleep |
| 01:23:58:17 | 01:23:59:06 | Brin [Basil] | NORDLE |
| 01:24:03:08 | 01:24:04:03 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re reacting. |
| 01:24:04:07 | 01:24:04:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 01:24:06:26 | 01:24:09:21 | Steve [Nortle] | So yeah, you tapped my shell |
| 01:24:12:29 | 01:24:15:23 | Steve [Nortle] | error, please put incorrect passcode. |
| 01:24:17:02 | 01:24:19:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to grab your tail and wind it |
| 01:24:19:19 | 01:24:23:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Error, please input correct passcode |
| 01:24:21:08 | 01:24:26:21 | Brin [Basil] | I grab his maraca and I play a little beat on his belly |
| 01:24:23:06 | 01:24:39:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I have |
| 01:24:29:12 | 01:24:41:03 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t want to talk about it It’s freaking brothers |
| 01:24:31:27 | 01:24:33:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Wow, you know that. |
| 01:24:34:14 | 01:24:37:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh. That’s like Moore’s code. That was awesome. |
| 01:24:34:17 | 01:24:35:25 | Chris [TBD] | it’s like |
| 01:24:35:06 | 01:24:35:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:39:20 | 01:24:40:03 | Steve [Nortle] | bedhead |
| 01:24:41:03 | 01:24:49:17 | Brin [Basil] | He’s got wrinkles I gotta steam it later |
| 01:24:42:20 | 01:24:45:20 | Jesse [GM] | So does that mean like your popat is like folded or something |
| 01:24:47:00 | 01:24:47:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah |
| 01:24:50:04 | 01:24:51:15 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s at a weird angle |
| 01:24:51:28 | 01:24:56:04 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh so she looks at you as you could tell like there’s |
| 01:24:55:07 | 01:24:58:02 | Brin [Basil] | You see what I’m saying? You see What I’m Saying |
| 01:24:59:23 | 01:25:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | Days |
| 01:25:01:10 | 01:25:03:28 | Steve [Nortle] | one eye is open but clearly not seeing anything |
| 01:25:04:28 | 01:25:16:04 | Jesse [GM] | give me i need you to make some kind of check um i need to make like um i don’t know what this would be |
| 01:25:18:02 | 01:25:27:13 | Jesse [GM] | if if she wanted to know more about like a creature’s intentions what kind of check could she perceive something that would just be a perception check |
| 01:25:22:26 | 01:25:32:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, perception check. It could be her passive perception too. So if she has a plus four or five to passive perception |
| 01:25:33:10 | 01:25:38:20 | Steve [Nortle] | be her insight You got options |
| 01:25:34:05 | 01:25:35:18 | Dave [Xeros] | and insight could work as well. |
| 01:25:40:20 | 01:25:47:22 | Jesse [GM] | okay yeah so she’s she has an 18 uh to passive perception |
| 01:25:47:22 | 01:25:56:17 | Jesse [GM] | uh so she she can tell um that you’re like not hostile creatures and that you |
| 01:25:48:04 | 01:25:48:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 01:25:56:17 | 01:26:03:20 | Jesse [GM] | on some some important business so |
| 01:25:58:25 | 01:26:00:20 | Dave [Xeros] | We have a will to collect on |
| 01:26:01:27 | 01:26:05:14 | Dave [Xeros] | and we just got the crap beat out of us by a bunch of kobolds so |
| 01:26:03:20 | 01:26:11:18 | Jesse [GM] | is so as she kind of like scans over nortle uh it like once |
| 01:26:11:18 | 01:26:17:07 | Jesse [GM] | he determines that he doesn’t have any like a ill intent or anything like that uh she kneels beside |
| 01:26:17:07 | 01:26:24:19 | Jesse [GM] | him and she uh kind of hovers her hands above your shell um in a similar thing happens with |
| 01:26:24:19 | 01:26:36:16 | Jesse [GM] | other creature where there’s sort of this healing radiance that comes from her and uh affects nortle um and nordal we’re gonna say that this it’s going to wake you up |
| 01:26:36:16 | 01:26:46:29 | Jesse [GM] | it’s gonna like it’s gotta negate the side effects of the veil root and uh you’re going to you’re gonna wake up |
| 01:26:46:29 | 01:26:52:17 | Jesse [GM] | and i’m gonna have you roll um what did we do last time two |
| 01:26:54:11 | 01:27:02:16 | Jesse [GM] | 2d4s let’s have you go four okay sweet |
| 01:27:00:27 | 01:27:01:13 | Brin [Basil] | Nice |
| 01:27:01:29 | 01:27:04:26 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s almost i’m almost 100 now |
| 01:27:02:16 | 01:27:09:17 | Jesse [GM] | okay cool um so yeah so you’re awake again |
| 01:27:14:07 | 01:27:21:26 | Steve [Nortle] | I do have dragon breath but mean that as a metaphor at this |
| 01:27:14:16 | 01:27:23:16 | Brin [Basil] | Oh I just have My fists In my ears Buddy |
| 01:27:15:05 | 01:27:15:23 | Chris [TBD] | Geez! |
| 01:27:16:15 | 01:27:18:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Is he blowing fire out of his mouth? |
| 01:27:21:26 | 01:27:30:29 | Steve [Nortle] | hey eros buddy buddy buddy okay I get way too close so you can totally get my morning breath. |
| 01:27:32:00 | 01:27:33:28 | Dave [Xeros] | You know what? You need a mint. |
| 01:27:34:15 | 01:27:35:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Too spicy! |
| 01:27:35:25 | 01:27:44:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, okay. I’m going to take some actual mint out of my pockets. And I’m just going to shove it in your mouth. It’s a leafy vegetable so eat that. |
| 01:27:45:08 | 01:27:48:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, I’m gonna roll to see if I vomit. |
| 01:27:49:22 | 01:27:55:03 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s just a d100. 51 and higher? I retch. |
| 01:27:56:23 | 01:27:58:01 | Steve [Nortle] | 21. I seem to like it. |
| 01:27:57:28 | 01:27:59:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, there you go. Look, minty clean. |
| 01:27:59:11 | 01:28:02:15 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ve expanded my repertoire. That’s called character growth. |
| 01:28:02:18 | 01:28:03:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, all right. |
| 01:28:05:04 | 01:28:06:11 | Dave [Xeros] | take your morning mint. |
| 01:28:08:05 | 01:28:11:23 | Dave [Xeros] | But it’s not morning, it’s still night right? Alright Hobo Hoboken |
| 01:28:08:09 | 01:28:09:25 | Jesse [GM] | Keep doing what you’re doing. |
| 01:28:10:16 | 01:28:15:22 | Chris [TBD] | I want to ask our priestess a couple questions when you’re ready. |
| 01:28:15:03 | 01:28:20:16 | Dave [Xeros] | do you want to just invite her buy her a drink she just like helped Nortle look crazy |
| 01:28:17:26 | 01:28:24:04 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no. I want know what her name is and then… |
| 01:28:21:28 | 01:28:23:11 | Dave [Xeros] | okay we’ll just have her come with us |
| 01:28:22:29 | 01:28:30:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, wait, wait. Wait. Am I dead? Why are we here? Where is he at? |
| 01:28:26:25 | 01:28:27:08 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 01:28:30:11 | 01:28:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | that’s the question I was about to ask you where are you headed why are you here in Trinity |
| 01:28:35:16 | 01:28:42:15 | Steve [Nortle] | This is the sort of thing that Foulclaw says to me, and it’s really weird That I’m saying it now But where am I going? |
| 01:28:43:28 | 01:28:45:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Why am I here? |
| 01:28:44:26 | 01:28:46:05 | Dave [Xeros] | uh we |
| 01:28:46:09 | 01:28:46:26 | Brin [Basil] | Right. |
| 01:28:47:06 | 01:28:51:25 | Dave [Xeros] | were hired for a job to go do something We did said something. |
| 01:28:50:22 | 01:28:56:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, Basil I need you to tell me because Eros has a tendency To take Percocet |
| 01:28:56:23 | 01:29:00:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m talking to her, I’m not talking to Basil. Basil knows the story. |
| 01:28:57:20 | 01:29:01:28 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, he’s been sniffing root. |
| 01:29:01:28 | 01:29:02:25 | Chris [TBD] | Our co- |
| 01:29:03:07 | 01:29:04:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Fine, Basil you tell the story |
| 01:29:05:17 | 01:29:09:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, fill me in And this nice lady who touched me appropriately |
| 01:29:08:24 | 01:29:09:26 | Brin [Basil] | Okay! |
| 01:29:10:03 | 01:29:11:18 | Jesse [GM] | She hovered her hands above your shelf. |
| 01:29:11:22 | 01:29:18:06 | Dave [Xeros] | that usually doesn’t happen in the comments by the way maybe you should roll for the good touch |
| 01:29:12:07 | 01:29:13:02 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 01:29:15:02 | 01:29:24:15 | Brin [Basil] | He turned into my lover hands. |
| 01:29:15:09 | 01:29:16:06 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s kind of like when |
| 01:29:19:08 | 01:29:20:05 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s one of those |
| 01:29:21:09 | 01:29:22:12 | Chris [TBD] | Hover hands. |
| 01:29:23:08 | 01:29:25:01 | Jesse [GM] | Did any of you, did any of |
| 01:29:25:28 | 01:29:27:26 | Chris [TBD] | I want to know what her name is. |
| 01:29:28:11 | 01:29:29:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil is answering his question |
| 01:29:28:16 | 01:29:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | Oh yeah, thank you. |
| 01:29:29:10 | 01:29:37:19 | Chris [TBD] | You’ve done us a wonderful thing. thank you so much. What was your name? Nico Nico, can you just |
| 01:29:32:22 | 01:29:32:29 | Jesse [GM] | course. |
| 01:29:39:17 | 01:29:47:17 | Chris [TBD] | usually I’m playing on the other side of town. Not familiar with this side of the town. Can you just give us kind of a lay of the land like where’s the church? Where’s |
| 01:29:48:09 | 01:29:51:02 | Steve [Nortle] | We’re going to church Is someone getting married? |
| 01:29:49:04 | 01:29:49:16 | Chris [TBD] | steeple? |
| 01:29:50:19 | 01:29:51:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah |
| 01:29:52:02 | 01:29:54:13 | Chris [TBD] | You get what I’m saying What’s around here? |
| 01:29:57:23 | 01:30:03:05 | Jesse [GM] | probably know that you’re in the commons and this area is unfortunately |
| 01:30:03:05 | 01:30:12:27 | Jesse [GM] | home to many impoverished people there’s not much in this area of the city a lot of a lot of housing |
| 01:30:15:06 | 01:30:21:02 | Jesse [GM] | but there’s really only a few taverns uh there’s a few um |
| 01:30:23:22 | 01:30:26:20 | Dave [Xeros] | fruits tavern by chance like close |
| 01:30:27:10 | 01:30:28:20 | Steve [Nortle] | How would you remember? |
| 01:30:27:28 | 01:30:29:01 | Dave [Xeros] | really close |
| 01:30:29:01 | 01:30:30:18 | Jesse [GM] | no I don’t believe so |
| 01:30:31:02 | 01:30:31:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 01:30:32:01 | 01:30:37:25 | Jesse [GM] | uh there is a local church building and some tavern but there’s not a lot |
| 01:30:38:24 | 01:30:40:28 | Chris [TBD] | The Commons or you’re |
| 01:30:39:09 | 01:30:42:28 | Jesse [GM] | now I work here |
| 01:30:44:21 | 01:30:45:25 | Steve [Nortle] | On the road. |
| 01:30:46:13 | 01:30:49:11 | Jesse [GM] | I belong to the Church of Idiots my calling |
| 01:30:49:15 | 01:30:55:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Isn’t it well past your bedtime then? Like, isn’t it like a… Isn’t the, you know… |
| 01:30:56:00 | 01:31:00:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Isn’t it about time we said welcome to all of the people watching us on TikTok? |
| 01:31:00:04 | 01:31:07:22 | Chris [TBD] | actually not live on tiktok anymore unfortunately but welcome |
| 01:31:07:22 | 01:31:15:22 | Chris [TBD] | to everyone on twitch maybe we |
| 01:31:08:20 | 01:31:16:26 | Jesse [GM] | yes this the city of idios is under curfew but you know |
| 01:31:08:28 | 01:31:09:17 | Brin [Basil] | Twitch. |
| 01:31:09:10 | 01:31:10:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Which are you doing? |
| 01:31:09:18 | 01:31:10:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Twitch and Tubu. |
| 01:31:11:08 | 01:31:12:01 | Brin [Basil] | Twitch |
| 01:31:17:23 | 01:31:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | But the citizens of Idiots Are not on a trip. |
| 01:31:19:23 | 01:31:31:16 | Jesse [GM] | human suffering really never sleeps and that’s why i’m here i spend most of my hours here in commons trying to alleviate as much suffering as possible so how |
| 01:31:29:22 | 01:31:30:07 | Dave [Xeros] | How? |
| 01:31:31:18 | 01:31:32:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:31:32:28 | 01:31:36:02 | Steve [Nortle] | By not touching. |
| 01:31:36:24 | 01:31:38:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Ah yeah, no touching. No touching! |
| 01:31:39:02 | 01:31:46:04 | Jesse [GM] | no touching uh a variety of healing but it is unfortunate i mean there’s a variety |
| 01:31:39:13 | 01:31:39:28 | Steve [Nortle] | No tension. |
| 01:31:41:00 | 01:31:42:12 | Steve [Nortle] | All right, but I… |
| 01:31:46:04 | 01:31:56:22 | Jesse [GM] | of healing potions and healing methods I have at my disposal but um because this is a complicated area uh unfortunately not all here want to be healed |
| 01:31:50:10 | 01:31:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Question. |
| 01:31:58:12 | 01:32:00:03 | Dave [Xeros] | This isn’t one of those weird things |
| 01:32:03:10 | 01:32:06:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay I’m going with that question My question was just Not a good question |
| 01:32:09:20 | 01:32:21:14 | Jesse [GM] | some there’s that there’s there’s some healing that we cannot perform um and |
| 01:32:12:05 | 01:32:13:28 | Dave [Xeros] | why people don’t want to be healed |
| 01:32:21:26 | 01:32:22:17 | Dave [Xeros] | they get that feeling |
| 01:32:25:02 | 01:32:27:20 | Dave [Xeros] | as he ignores the question |
| 01:32:28:10 | 01:32:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | so um she kind of tells you like um a lot of it has to do with like |
| 01:32:34:26 | 01:32:43:18 | Jesse [GM] | um people’s like agency their intentions things like that and ultimately uh the best |
| 01:32:43:18 | 01:32:49:08 | Jesse [GM] | the best healing that we can provide them is the teachings the word |
| 01:32:55:04 | 01:33:11:26 | Brin [Basil] | can you point us at the end do |
| 01:32:58:17 | 01:33:00:15 | Steve [Nortle] | to a discussion or something since you healed me? |
| 01:33:00:04 | 01:33:02:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Why are so many people sick here in the comments? |
| 01:33:01:21 | 01:33:03:14 | Jesse [GM] | no of course not |
| 01:33:03:17 | 01:33:04:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Lady of the church |
| 01:33:05:27 | 01:33:09:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Good, because I already have one of those. He’s back there jamming. |
| 01:33:07:07 | 01:33:07:20 | Chris [TBD] | Niko |
| 01:33:08:28 | 01:33:09:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Niko |
| 01:33:11:13 | 01:33:12:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Niko |
| 01:33:12:12 | 01:33:15:16 | Steve [Nortle] | So is anyone sick ever? |
| 01:33:15:04 | 01:33:15:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Niko |
| 01:33:17:13 | 01:33:19:22 | Jesse [GM] | it’s available to |
| 01:33:20:10 | 01:33:29:18 | Steve [Nortle] | But if I stub my toe, I come to you problem solved. I lop off a limb and I suck in one of my arms. |
| 01:33:30:23 | 01:33:32:03 | Steve [Nortle] | I come do you no problem? |
| 01:33:33:05 | 01:33:33:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Right? |
| 01:33:33:11 | 01:33:36:18 | Jesse [GM] | right it’s not a commercial service if that’s what you’re inquiring |
| 01:33:36:03 | 01:33:40:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m just wondering why would anyone be sick here at all? |
| 01:33:38:12 | 01:33:38:21 | Brin [Basil] | chart |
| 01:33:42:03 | 01:33:43:29 | Dave [Xeros] | people sick it seems like |
| 01:33:46:07 | 01:33:47:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Like are you… |
| 01:33:49:19 | 01:33:55:11 | Jesse [GM] | a complicated question um a lot of the bit has to do with the fact that these people are impoverished and |
| 01:33:55:11 | 01:34:02:17 | Jesse [GM] | the economic cultural conditions of the cities working and not working together broader |
| 01:34:00:19 | 01:34:06:05 | Dave [Xeros] | repercussions of like the children’s crusade. |
| 01:34:00:29 | 01:34:03:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Poverty is the worst form of violence. |
| 01:34:03:18 | 01:34:10:24 | Jesse [GM] | repercussions uh and unfortunately many of the creatures who dwell here do not have |
| 01:34:06:11 | 01:34:07:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Mahatma Gandhi. |
| 01:34:11:27 | 01:34:16:29 | Jesse [GM] | the best interests in mind that often take advantage of many ofthe poor souls |
| 01:34:17:23 | 01:34:24:22 | Dave [Xeros] | So do you think it’d be better not to heal people but maybe get them showers and schools and things like that? Maybe? |
| 01:34:25:18 | 01:34:35:21 | Jesse [GM] | church has all kinds of welfare humanitarian programs that we deploy you’ll find the housing developments that we’ve long established here as an option for many of your residents in the comments |
| 01:34:34:11 | 01:34:37:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Do people want to live there or are they just – |
| 01:34:38:08 | 01:34:39:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Like do people actually live there? |
| 01:34:40:26 | 01:34:41:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 01:34:40:28 | 01:34:44:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Has the church ever considered redistributing its money to |
| 01:34:44:06 | 01:34:54:05 | Steve [Nortle] | the poor people? I’m a tortle, actually. |
| 01:34:45:14 | 01:34:46:27 | Jesse [GM] | you are |
| 01:34:49:11 | 01:34:51:24 | Jesse [GM] | inquirers inquisitive |
| 01:34:53:14 | 01:34:55:04 | Jesse [GM] | you’re an inquirist bunch |
| 01:34:54:29 | 01:35:00:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Fowclaw! I’m just reaching for grabs. |
| 01:35:01:17 | 01:35:06:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! Look, there’s another one. Let it go so his head squibbles again. |
| 01:35:05:22 | 01:35:16:17 | Jesse [GM] | yeah his head spins again uh he sees her um and uh fowlclaw um he actually uh |
| 01:35:16:17 | 01:35:24:18 | Jesse [GM] | he’s he’s a little like not startled necessarily but like it’s one of those |
| 01:35:24:18 | 01:35:29:02 | Jesse [GM] | responses where uh |
| 01:35:29:24 | 01:35:34:19 | Chris [TBD] | he remembers the nuns going to school and how awful they were |
| 01:35:36:04 | 01:35:47:05 | Jesse [GM] | startled um maybe embarrassed um because well because he didn’t realize that we were in the presence of one of the healers so you can tell he’s |
| 01:35:41:09 | 01:35:41:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Of us? |
| 01:35:47:05 | 01:35:55:28 | Jesse [GM] | a little surprised by this and he actually he he same thing uh he kind of bows again |
| 01:35:55:28 | 01:36:04:16 | Jesse [GM] | like but instead of like a stage bow he kneels down and she says that’s not necessary. |
| 01:36:01:15 | 01:36:05:16 | Chris [TBD] | hey uh Falclaw where’s your robe |
| 01:36:07:14 | 01:36:10:04 | Jesse [GM] | Falclaw, he has robes yeah |
| 01:36:09:17 | 01:36:10:07 | Dave [Xeros] | He does. |
| 01:36:11:06 | 01:36:15:14 | Jesse [GM] | they’re not like as ornate as some of the other Idios members |
| 01:36:15:29 | 01:36:17:04 | Chris [TBD] | wearing the robes yeah that’s right |
| 01:36:17:13 | 01:36:20:29 | Steve [Nortle] | But he doesn’t have a giant F or a giant P on it, right? |
| 01:36:22:10 | 01:36:31:05 | Brin [Basil] | no giant pee -pee on me I |
| 01:36:23:02 | 01:36:24:20 | Jesse [GM] | none of them |
| 01:36:23:22 | 01:36:26:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m pretty sure I heard. Pretty sure. |
| 01:36:25:27 | 01:36:27:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I heard FP |
| 01:36:28:02 | 01:36:35:22 | Chris [TBD] | I feel like we’re in your debt for healing our friend thank you what can we do is there anything we can do for you in return. |
| 01:36:40:08 | 01:36:41:04 | Jesse [GM] | that you are travelers |
| 01:36:43:09 | 01:36:46:00 | Jesse [GM] | please go to the city of Idios |
| 01:36:47:21 | 01:36:49:13 | Chris [TBD] | And once we’re there, what do we do? |
| 01:36:49:14 | 01:36:51:13 | Jesse [GM] | While you’re here traveling, please. |
| 01:36:51:08 | 01:36:53:01 | Brin [Basil] | she was gonna ask us to pass out pamphlets |
| 01:36:53:02 | 01:36:53:17 | Jesse [GM] | Please. |
| 01:36:56:09 | 01:36:58:26 | Dave [Xeros] | We printed a lot though so we do have quite a few. |
| 01:36:57:16 | 01:37:01:12 | Jesse [GM] | You might be surprised what you find. |
| 01:36:59:07 | 01:36:59:21 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:37:03:13 | 01:37:07:02 | Chris [TBD] | Are we wanting to stay the night in the commons and then go to Idias tomorrow |
| 01:37:07:05 | 01:37:08:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, we’re going to the Hobo-Hoboken. |
| 01:37:07:26 | 01:37:11:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, I’m good. Let’s go. Let walk. That’d feel great. |
| 01:37:09:28 | 01:37:21:12 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, great. Okay, so yeah, the tavern is not that far. She bids you farewell and you find yourselves in the local Hoboken |
| 01:37:19:06 | 01:37:20:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Hobo. Hobo Hoboken |
| 01:37:21:12 | 01:37:27:11 | Jesse [GM] | Tavern. There’s a variety of patrons here. Many of them appear to be visiting. |
| 01:37:27:11 | 01:37:34:21 | Jesse [GM] | they’re not locals staying up partying that type but yeah there’s a lot of people who are |
| 01:37:34:21 | 01:37:44:08 | Jesse [GM] | here kind of you know after hours maybe some shady folk um yeah why don’t you do a check |
| 01:37:36:29 | 01:37:38:02 | Chris [TBD] | Anyone we recognize? |
| 01:37:41:14 | 01:37:42:28 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll do a perception check. |
| 01:37:45:05 | 01:37:45:19 | Chris [TBD] | No! |
| 01:37:46:09 | 01:37:59:27 | Brin [Basil] | it is, totoe |
| 01:37:46:20 | 01:37:48:12 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s not at all what I wanted. |
| 01:37:48:29 | 01:37:56:03 | Jesse [GM] | does it count what was it a six oh better awesome yeah you don’t |
| 01:37:55:12 | 01:37:57:28 | Steve [Nortle] | It actually was an 8 total. |
| 01:37:56:12 | 01:38:04:19 | Jesse [GM] | you don’t recognize anybody in the tavern yep but you’re probably uh tired from traveling all day |
| 01:37:59:27 | 01:38:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | -toe. |
| 01:38:03:08 | 01:38:05:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Nope! Feeling great! |
| 01:38:04:19 | 01:38:11:00 | Jesse [GM] | except for nortle uh you can get some drinks refreshment anything like that that you’d like |
| 01:38:11:00 | 01:38:19:02 | Jesse [GM] | to order here at the taver they have those they give you would you like the |
| 01:38:11:19 | 01:38:13:07 | Chris [TBD] | Shadballs. I’d like some shadballs. |
| 01:38:12:29 | 01:38:14:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yep shabballs are great |
| 01:38:14:25 | 01:38:15:25 | Chris [TBD] | I know they do. |
| 01:38:21:19 | 01:38:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | I want the Mega. |
| 01:38:23:21 | 01:38:27:19 | Dave [Xeros] | mean look at him there has to be he’s not gonna get like satisfy anything without them |
| 01:38:24:17 | 01:38:26:11 | Chris [TBD] | It’s got to be the Mega, but |
| 01:38:28:15 | 01:38:29:24 | Jesse [GM] | that’s just for you is this for the table |
| 01:38:30:11 | 01:38:32:16 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll share. I’m a generous guy. |
| 01:38:31:09 | 01:38:31:17 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:38:33:12 | 01:38:34:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Are your balls sweaty? |
| 01:38:35:09 | 01:38:36:26 | Dave [Xeros] | no they’re just the mega |
| 01:38:37:16 | 01:38:39:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Sweaty, okay. |
| 01:38:38:10 | 01:38:39:12 | Chris [TBD] | I get you. |
| 01:38:40:22 | 01:38:41:19 | Chris [TBD] | They are not. |
| 01:38:41:24 | 01:38:43:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, are they spicy? |
| 01:38:46:04 | 01:38:49:07 | Brin [Basil] | Sorry I didn’t mean to make that noise. |
| 01:38:49:07 | 01:39:02:11 | Brin [Basil] | Oh pepper |
| 01:38:52:07 | 01:38:53:13 | Jesse [GM] | You can just come out and say it. |
| 01:38:52:23 | 01:39:01:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, the peppercorn? What is that spicy cheese that’s got little pieces of chilies and stuff in it? |
| 01:39:01:13 | 01:39:05:26 | Chris [TBD] | Pepper Jack? Yeah. I got the Pepper Jack chat balls. |
| 01:39:02:11 | 01:39:06:01 | Brin [Basil] | jack? Percocet? |
| 01:39:03:01 | 01:39:04:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, you get the Pepper Jack Chad Balls. |
| 01:39:06:02 | 01:39:11:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, all right. Mega Pepper Jack Shad Balls say that five times fast. |
| 01:39:10:11 | 01:39:12:02 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. Awesome. |
| 01:39:12:07 | 01:39:29:16 | Chris [TBD] | Not me. |
| 01:39:14:07 | 01:39:16:19 | Jesse [GM] | I’m going to have… Let’s see. |
| 01:39:19:12 | 01:39:23:26 | Jesse [GM] | Who has the worst… |
| 01:39:29:04 | 01:39:30:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Like just the normal? |
| 01:39:32:11 | 01:39:33:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Double tap and swipe. |
| 01:39:33:06 | 01:39:34:12 | Chris [TBD] | I got a plus one. |
| 01:39:36:27 | 01:39:37:28 | Chris [TBD] | It’s not great. |
| 01:39:37:18 | 01:39:40:20 | Brin [Basil] | give him a second it’s loading plus three |
| 01:39:37:27 | 01:39:39:19 | Steve [Nortle] | My perception is plus five. |
| 01:39:41:24 | 01:39:42:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Plus three. |
| 01:39:42:09 | 01:39:43:26 | Chris [TBD] | It’s me, it’s me. |
| 01:39:43:07 | 01:39:54:24 | Jesse [GM] | a perception check um as your uh as you’re chowing down on your your pepper jack cheese and whatever |
| 01:39:44:17 | 01:39:46:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to actually roll the die this time. |
| 01:39:47:23 | 01:39:48:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, they’re hovered. |
| 01:39:54:24 | 01:40:01:21 | Jesse [GM] | refreshments you’ve ordered uh you you know you kind of like go to like wipe your hands on your clothes or |
| 01:39:56:14 | 01:39:56:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Lettuce! |
| 01:40:01:21 | 01:40:08:15 | Jesse [GM] | you know retrieve something out of your pocket um and all of you are going to uh let’s see |
| 01:40:11:05 | 01:40:15:16 | Jesse [GM] | you’re gonna see basically if all of your belongings are still with you so |
| 01:40:18:16 | 01:40:19:05 | Chris [TBD] | Eight. |
| 01:40:20:08 | 01:40:20:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:40:22:05 | 01:40:22:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Nine. |
| 01:40:24:14 | 01:40:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | sweet uh yeah what |
| 01:40:25:16 | 01:40:30:00 | Dave [Xeros] | one. My pants are hard to get into unless I want you there |
| 01:40:31:05 | 01:40:32:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t have a whole lot of belongings. |
| 01:40:33:01 | 01:40:34:17 | Dave [Xeros] | nor does he have a lot of pants |
| 01:40:35:08 | 01:40:46:07 | Jesse [GM] | uh what is on your person that someone could like slide a hand off of you is there anything like just like gold money maraca oh okay okay yeah |
| 01:40:40:19 | 01:40:43:01 | Dave [Xeros] | He has a bandana Oh |
| 01:40:42:12 | 01:40:53:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’ve got my guitar. |
| 01:40:44:15 | 01:40:45:03 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 01:40:46:16 | 01:40:52:09 | Steve [Nortle] | This guy’s got to be good though because that’s fairly noisy mark but they’re like… |
| 01:40:54:02 | 01:41:05:16 | Chris [TBD] | I’ve Got My Dreamcatcher. I’ve GOT MY LUTE Was it a lute? Steve the Bard thing? No Tablet of Tablatures Yep |
| 01:41:02:20 | 01:41:03:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Tablet |
| 01:41:05:16 | 01:41:17:11 | Chris [TBD] | And then Remember that from The Floating City That awesome item That I got Tablet Of Tablature It gives me some Bardic Abilities |
| 01:41:06:08 | 01:41:07:22 | Jesse [GM] | tablatures wait what is this |
| 01:41:09:10 | 01:41:10:08 | Steve [Nortle] | awesome item. |
| 01:41:18:07 | 01:41:20:23 | Steve [Nortle] | He found it in the sewer when he was seven inches high. |
| 01:41:21:12 | 01:41:36:17 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t want to talk about this wait what |
| 01:41:22:20 | 01:41:28:15 | Chris [TBD] | honestly that would be the thing that should get stolen because I forgot to bring that cart with me so it wouldn’t make sense |
| 01:41:28:13 | 01:41:29:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, that’s fair. |
| 01:41:30:16 | 01:41:31:17 | Chris [TBD] | anyways that and then |
| 01:41:33:02 | 01:41:35:00 | Chris [TBD] | my leopard print cape |
| 01:41:37:11 | 01:41:40:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh I think the leopard print cape needs to go |
| 01:41:37:17 | 01:41:41:22 | Chris [TBD] | did you not know I was wearing a cape this whole time |
| 01:41:42:05 | 01:41:52:26 | Brin [Basil] | i knew you were wearing a cape i was not aware of the print I mean, |
| 01:41:45:10 | 01:41:47:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t know I haven’t checked yet |
| 01:41:45:29 | 01:41:46:26 | Chris [TBD] | it’s leopard print |
| 01:41:47:04 | 01:41:49:02 | Jesse [GM] | that’d be an impressive sleight of hand |
| 01:41:48:26 | 01:41:52:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I know right You just reach in and it’s like, how did that even happen? |
| 01:41:52:26 | 01:41:54:29 | Brin [Basil] | it’s just a simple clasp. |
| 01:41:54:18 | 01:42:03:22 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay so uh you you uh you’re chowing down you’re really enjoying these this pepper jack |
| 01:41:57:22 | 01:42:09:07 | Chris [TBD] | any one of those items i am they’re my favorite on my |
| 01:42:03:22 | 01:42:10:28 | Jesse [GM] | cheese uh and as you go to like wipe your hands on your clothes um your cape or something |
| 01:42:09:07 | 01:42:18:07 | Chris [TBD] | cape songs of many beaches |
| 01:42:10:28 | 01:42:16:24 | Jesse [GM] | uh you notice that the dream weaver because it doesn’t appear to be on your person |
| 01:42:16:24 | 01:42:24:02 | Jesse [GM] | um and steve um you also you notice that |
| 01:42:25:06 | 01:42:27:27 | Steve [Nortle] | like we should have some musical accompaniment to this wonderful meal. |
| 01:42:29:15 | 01:42:38:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Hold on! I go into my shell, you hear an echoing rattling sound from inside? Yes. |
| 01:42:31:27 | 01:42:49:25 | Brin [Basil] | I missed |
| 01:42:32:18 | 01:42:44:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, dude. How does he have that in there? |
| 01:42:38:16 | 01:42:45:19 | Jesse [GM] | thrown out of your shell right you’re just digging around in there yeah one |
| 01:42:44:22 | 01:42:44:25 | Dave [Xeros] | What? |
| 01:42:44:26 | 01:42:45:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey! |
| 01:42:45:28 | 01:42:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s a family picture of him. |
| 01:42:45:29 | 01:42:57:27 | Chris [TBD] | any of you is there more than one in there oh i thought there was multiple people in |
| 01:42:46:16 | 01:42:49:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey! Have any of you seen my maracas? |
| 01:42:49:25 | 01:42:50:06 | Brin [Basil] | that one. |
| 01:42:51:04 | 01:42:55:01 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m inside my shell still. I’m shouting out to you guys. |
| 01:42:57:27 | 01:42:58:11 | Chris [TBD] | there with you. |
| 01:42:57:29 | 01:43:00:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Nah man, I haven’t seen any maracas, my friend. |
| 01:43:01:09 | 01:43:11:16 | Jesse [GM] | okay um let’s have you do uh let’s have you a i guess perception again to see if you can hear your maraca whoa |
| 01:43:11:21 | 01:43:13:29 | Steve [Nortle] | That one would be a dirty 20. |
| 01:43:14:16 | 01:43:26:11 | Jesse [GM] | okay cool so across the tavern uh oh so faintly you see a creature uh trying to sneak like basically out like kind of |
| 01:43:15:13 | 01:43:16:07 | Brin [Basil] | Nice! |
| 01:43:18:01 | 01:43:19:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so faintly. |
| 01:43:26:11 | 01:43:37:07 | Jesse [GM] | open window area back kind of dark corner of the taver and as he’s climbing out over the window, the maraca shakes a little bit and your spidey senses go off. |
| 01:43:36:25 | 01:43:41:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, there’s someone escaping through that shadowy corner of badness. |
| 01:43:43:05 | 01:43:44:10 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll go through the front door. |
| 01:43:44:25 | 01:43:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:43:45:14 | 01:43:47:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Brynn, you go the other direction. Let’s get this rule. |
| 01:43:46:17 | 01:43:48:16 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, i’m gonna jump. |
| 01:43:48:26 | 01:43:52:10 | Jesse [GM] | So all of you we’re going to do our chase mechanic |
| 01:43:53:16 | 01:44:04:25 | Jesse [GM] | and you’re going see if you can chase down the thief. Yep. So describe to me which skill you’re gonna use and then we’ll roll to see |
| 01:43:53:24 | 01:43:54:04 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. |
| 01:44:04:25 | 01:44:16:14 | Jesse [GM] | if you succeed and same thing that Chris has done inthe past you need three successes three successful roles in different skills yep no repeats um and if you |
| 01:44:11:10 | 01:44:13:11 | Steve [Nortle] | And different skills each time. |
| 01:44:16:14 | 01:44:24:14 | Jesse [GM] | uh succeed three times then you catch up to our little uh criminal sure let’s do that |
| 01:44:20:29 | 01:44:24:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Do you want us to roll initiative so he goes first? Right. |
| 01:44:26:17 | 01:44:27:03 | Steve [Nortle] | 15. |
| 01:44:28:24 | 01:44:29:15 | Chris [TBD] | 19. |
| 01:44:31:15 | 01:44:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | 18. |
| 01:44:34:06 | 01:44:34:24 | Brin [Basil] | 15 |
| 01:44:38:08 | 01:44:40:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Jess, do you want me to keep track of these? |
| 01:44:41:19 | 01:44:44:25 | Jesse [GM] | be great yeah i don’t actually have this built |
| 01:44:42:14 | 01:44:42:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 01:44:48:01 | 01:44:51:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Give me the numbers again. 15. |
| 01:44:48:15 | 01:44:52:11 | Brin [Basil] | down a hand Fifteen. Fifteen for Basel. |
| 01:44:53:09 | 01:44:53:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Chris? |
| 01:44:55:26 | 01:45:00:20 | Steve [Nortle] | And mine was also 18, and we both have the same initiative. |
| 01:45:01:19 | 01:45:02:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 01:45:02:17 | 01:45:04:17 | Steve [Nortle] | You just go first. |
| 01:45:03:29 | 01:45:06:09 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, well actually he goes for his 19. |
| 01:45:04:00 | 01:45:14:15 | Jesse [GM] | then so remind me remind me does uh the thief does he need to roll like does he take a turn to get away from you or does he just react |
| 01:45:06:16 | 01:45:10:23 | Steve [Nortle] | No, between the two of us. I’ll just drop down to 17. |
| 01:45:07:23 | 01:45:08:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Got it. |
| 01:45:13:28 | 01:45:14:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Well he has |
| 01:45:14:05 | 01:45:19:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, he has to roll initiative as well So it’s whatever he lands in an initiative stack So |
| 01:45:14:15 | 01:45:25:00 | Jesse [GM] | to your uh -huh but he’s taking turns to getaway and evade you as well right okay so he got a four |
| 01:45:15:21 | 01:45:17:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, it’s initiative. |
| 01:45:21:17 | 01:45:23:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. Yes, yes, yes. |
| 01:45:22:05 | 01:45:22:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 01:45:27:02 | 01:45:38:25 | Chris [TBD] | Honestly, I never did it that way. No, it was just you guys and your successes and fails determined. Just react yeah, yeah That puts you further back |
| 01:45:33:11 | 01:45:42:19 | Steve [Nortle] | he just reacted to them Now it’s not It’s not grouped success of three. It’s individual |
| 01:45:36:00 | 01:45:39:12 | Jesse [GM] | and if you fail okay yeah okay that’s probably a little |
| 01:45:42:19 | 01:45:54:06 | Steve [Nortle] | success of 3. Oh, right! That’s right! This place is filled with sticky-fingered people! |
| 01:45:42:29 | 01:45:52:11 | Jesse [GM] | individual yep see if anybody can catch him um this |
| 01:45:45:25 | 01:45:48:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I remember this happening the last time we were in the commons, actually. |
| 01:45:48:19 | 01:45:50:26 | Chris [TBD] | That’s true. A little boy stole your tickets. |
| 01:45:49:11 | 01:45:49:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah? |
| 01:45:53:06 | 01:45:54:15 | Chris [TBD] | Isn’t that same kid? |
| 01:45:55:11 | 01:45:56:03 | Steve [Nortle] | What did we |
| 01:45:56:22 | 01:45:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | No, we gave him a ticket. |
| 01:45:58:05 | 01:46:06:12 | Chris [TBD] | Remember, it was VIP… Not VIP, but it was tickets to the Battle of the Bands because it was all sold out and you guys needed those to get in. |
| 01:46:02:23 | 01:46:04:07 | Dave [Xeros] | To the Battle of Vance! Yep. |
| 01:46:07:04 | 01:46:09:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Did he get stuck in the time loop or the dream loop too? |
| 01:46:09:22 | 01:46:14:07 | Dave [Xeros] | He never made it to the Battle de Vance. We gave him money to go buy a ticket and he never showed up. |
| 01:46:14:03 | 01:46:16:27 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. Am I up? |
| 01:46:15:20 | 01:46:24:02 | Jesse [GM] | tragic um yeah hold on i am uh feel like i’m forgetting something and i am just meditating |
| 01:46:16:09 | 01:46:17:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Now he’s stealing my maraca! |
| 01:46:24:02 | 01:46:31:05 | Jesse [GM] | for a sec oh uh i think so |
| 01:46:31:05 | 01:46:41:15 | Jesse [GM] | because he um tell me how this would work and maybe if it’s too complicated he’s a local and it’s night and so i feel like there’s some type of advantage that |
| 01:46:43:13 | 01:46:44:17 | Dave [Xeros] | It’d be as stealthy. |
| 01:46:46:02 | 01:46:55:19 | Dave [Xeros] | So if he’s running around… The problem is if it’s a chase mechanic And we have to roll different skills Then he has to roll all different skills as well So it would probably be dexterity. It would be his main skill. |
| 01:46:59:05 | 01:47:04:03 | Chris [TBD] | stat that he’s skilled at then we’d have to roll at advantage disadvantage maybe up |
| 01:47:05:01 | 01:47:12:02 | Chris [TBD] | to you that’s what i’m saying yeah if that’s his super way yeah |
| 01:47:05:04 | 01:47:07:17 | Dave [Xeros] | So if we’re trying to use a Dex, then we have to roll at disadvantage. |
| 01:47:10:14 | 01:47:19:11 | Jesse [GM] | the easiest way to do it i like that a lot okay yeah so yeah we’ll say um dexterity uh stealth he’s going to be pretty |
| 01:47:22:17 | 01:47:31:26 | Chris [TBD] | are all different dexterity style uh skills they all fall under dexterly yep yep stealth and sleight of hand |
| 01:47:28:10 | 01:47:32:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Anything that’s a DeX. So acrobatics, stealth and sleight of hand. |
| 01:47:33:25 | 01:47:40:13 | Chris [TBD] | cool so am i up first all right so in which way is he running right now is he |
| 01:47:40:03 | 01:47:41:20 | Dave [Xeros] | He went out through the window, didn’t he? |
| 01:47:40:13 | 01:47:53:24 | Chris [TBD] | of the door i’m |
| 01:47:41:02 | 01:47:49:24 | Jesse [GM] | yeah so he’s kind of out the back of the building you have the front door you know to your right the windows over to your left so you can either exit out the front or you can try and follow it out the window essentially. |
| 01:47:50:04 | 01:47:57:01 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re also big, almost as tall as those containers in front of your house. |
| 01:47:51:20 | 01:47:53:06 | Jesse [GM] | You are huge! |
| 01:47:53:24 | 01:48:01:07 | Chris [TBD] | gonna just try uh these things |
| 01:47:57:21 | 01:48:00:10 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like a… True. 9.6 feet. |
| 01:48:01:07 | 01:48:06:18 | Chris [TBD] | are massive dude um yeah so i am going to use |
| 01:48:06:18 | 01:48:13:27 | Chris [TBD] | my acrobatics which is dexterity so i’ll roll it with disadvantage and i’m going to try to |
| 01:48:15:06 | 01:48:25:22 | Chris [TBD] | point my fingers as straight as possible my arms straight up and i’m gonna dive through the window right after it, but I’m going to put a little twist on it. That always |
| 01:48:18:12 | 01:48:21:04 | Jesse [GM] | You’re gonna swan dive through here? |
| 01:48:20:01 | 01:48:20:24 | Dave [Xeros] | to dive out the window. |
| 01:48:24:06 | 01:48:24:26 | Jesse [GM] | Uh-huh. |
| 01:48:25:22 | 01:48:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | seems to maneuver through things better. |
| 01:48:28:09 | 01:48:31:02 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re not going to look as cool because you don’t have your cape on anymore. |
| 01:48:30:29 | 01:48:33:14 | Steve [Nortle] | No, he only took the dream… |
| 01:48:33:06 | 01:48:35:04 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. That’s a 15. |
| 01:48:33:08 | 01:48:34:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, the Dreamweaver. |
| 01:48:37:02 | 01:48:37:18 | Jesse [GM] | 15. |
| 01:48:37:23 | 01:48:43:22 | Chris [TBD] | I got to roll one more time at this advantage and it’s got to be higher than a 15 because |
| 01:48:42:23 | 01:48:43:09 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:48:44:24 | 01:48:50:08 | Chris [TBD] | if that’s my lowest roll, I’ll still make it. What is it? Dang it! 12. |
| 01:48:49:05 | 01:48:51:26 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, I thought that was the one for a second. |
| 01:48:51:01 | 01:48:55:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, and did you not have acrobatic? |
| 01:48:51:07 | 01:48:52:18 | Jesse [GM] | Ooh, it’s one fail. |
| 01:48:55:22 | 01:48:59:18 | Chris [TBD] | It was a plus 5 for battles. So I got a 10 and then a 7. |
| 01:48:57:04 | 01:48:57:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh! |
| 01:48:59:08 | 01:49:02:02 | Steve [Nortle] | So you still… Wow, okay. Alright. |
| 01:49:00:18 | 01:49:01:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:49:01:16 | 01:49:02:07 | Jesse [GM] | Dang, okay. |
| 01:49:03:01 | 01:49:10:23 | Chris [TBD] | So, I imagine I get stuck in the window and now I’m trying to wiggle my way out. Get back here! |
| 01:49:09:10 | 01:49:19:13 | Jesse [GM] | Uh-huh, yeah. It’s just your butt and your legs kicking around out the window and you’ve basically blocked everybody else’s pass so you’re probably going to have to go off the front door |
| 01:49:12:09 | 01:49:13:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. Yes. |
| 01:49:12:11 | 01:49:13:19 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s like Pooh Bear. |
| 01:49:14:02 | 01:49:15:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:49:14:12 | 01:49:15:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:49:14:12 | 01:49:15:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:49:19:09 | 01:49:26:25 | Brin [Basil] | Except maybe you can’t put it here at me inside. |
| 01:49:19:13 | 01:49:22:19 | Chris [TBD] | Some patron is trying to put a pot over my butt. |
| 01:49:22:24 | 01:49:31:14 | Steve [Nortle] | paint your face for good luck |
| 01:49:24:13 | 01:49:29:08 | Jesse [GM] | A couple of the drunk patrons are like slapping you |
| 01:49:24:14 | 01:49:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | Put deer antlers on the side of it. |
| 01:49:30:14 | 01:49:33:25 | Jesse [GM] | Slapping you back Hey! Look at this guy man! |
| 01:49:34:06 | 01:49:37:19 | Brin [Basil] | Haven’t seen an ass this big my whole life! |
| 01:49:36:10 | 01:49:44:07 | Chris [TBD] | Hey Bobby! Go get the dots man! Go He’s too tall. |
| 01:49:39:26 | 01:49:52:22 | Brin [Basil] | I got |
| 01:49:40:04 | 01:49:42:27 | Jesse [GM] | check out that cake man oh my gosh |
| 01:49:42:05 | 01:49:44:07 | Dave [Xeros] | That ass is going to be, like, nine feet tall. |
| 01:49:42:17 | 01:49:43:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:49:44:24 | 01:49:46:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:49:48:04 | 01:49:49:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Big hips on that guy. |
| 01:49:48:10 | 01:49:52:06 | Steve [Nortle] | alright so Dave you’re next |
| 01:49:52:22 | 01:49:53:28 | Brin [Basil] | more. I can say more. |
| 01:49:55:17 | 01:50:07:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I actually am going to use intimidation – yes, actually, no, deception. I’ll use deception on it. So that is actually a charisma-based one so I don’t have to roll at disadvantage. |
| 01:50:01:11 | 01:50:02:19 | Chris [TBD] | to yell at him |
| 01:50:07:15 | 01:50:19:12 | Dave [Xeros] | And I’m just going to, like – I’m not going to actually go out the front door. I’m going to just try to stick my head out of the window that he’s basically blocking. I can’t get completely out, but I’m going to stick my head out and I’m just going to yell at him after him. |
| 01:50:19:14 | 01:50:28:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna say, hey! Hey you little brat! We saw you the last time we were here. You know what I did? I took your brother in… |
| 01:50:30:03 | 01:50:39:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, I thought you were going to say something. No, I took his brother! And you know what? If you don’t give that back, I’m gunna burn him out front of this tavern. Just FYI. |
| 01:50:30:07 | 01:50:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | and and no i’ll let you finish i’ll get you |
| 01:50:39:21 | 01:50:43:21 | Dave [Xeros] | And I’d just like make my blue flames start to go up and around him. |
| 01:50:41:05 | 01:50:47:28 | Jesse [GM] | uh-huh yeah yeah he can hear you yelling but he doesn’t necessarily respond to your brother |
| 01:50:42:03 | 01:50:44:09 | Chris [TBD] | It’s got dark past it’s getting hot! |
| 01:50:48:19 | 01:50:55:28 | Dave [Xeros] | well it’s deception so depends on how i roll um that would be a |
| 01:50:56:01 | 01:51:05:25 | Jesse [GM] | oh okay so it slows him down definitely he kind of like turns back uh your voice is like a little intimidating as well with this and so |
| 01:50:57:04 | 01:50:57:21 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh! |
| 01:51:05:25 | 01:51:12:28 | Jesse [GM] | uh he’s like kind of confused by your statement like what like brother um and but yeah he kind |
| 01:51:13:20 | 01:51:19:14 | Dave [Xeros] | a little commons brat everyone’s your brother like literally your mom probably is like got like 50 kids and you |
| 01:51:19:14 | 01:51:26:20 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t even know it she’s the head gone yeah yeah pretty much long |
| 01:51:20:10 | 01:51:28:17 | Steve [Nortle] | she’s a hair gone okay so uh from |
| 01:51:21:10 | 01:51:22:22 | Brin [Basil] | Hey! |
| 01:51:21:27 | 01:51:29:21 | Jesse [GM] | are you uh what is this vicious mockery now here okay one success very good |
| 01:51:26:20 | 01:51:33:14 | Dave [Xeros] | success i’m like actually my |
| 01:51:27:07 | 01:51:38:29 | Chris [TBD] | okay arrows give me a put give me a push arrows while you’re here it’s making me sweat a little bit and |
| 01:51:33:14 | 01:51:44:08 | Dave [Xeros] | fire i like actually start like throwing out oil too to try like yeah yeah see and then i’m just gonna like start to like and i slide back in and i just put my shoulder into your butt |
| 01:51:38:29 | 01:51:47:27 | Chris [TBD] | the oil in the water mixture is making me slippery sure absolutely |
| 01:51:39:00 | 01:51:50:15 | Steve [Nortle] | i’m gonna i’m going to uh use my athletics |
| 01:51:42:11 | 01:51:47:11 | Jesse [GM] | yeah while steve is going make a check for that see if you can slither out of the window |
| 01:51:46:02 | 01:51:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:50:15 | 01:51:53:24 | Steve [Nortle] | and we’ll see what I roll before I narrate anything |
| 01:51:51:04 | 01:51:52:11 | Chris [TBD] | i’m pretty stuck |
| 01:51:55:11 | 01:52:04:02 | Steve [Nortle] | 11 so, um I leap up no, no |
| 01:52:04:02 | 01:52:15:12 | Steve [Nortle] | I get down into like linemen I get down into |
| 01:52:06:12 | 01:52:07:27 | Brin [Basil] | Please don’t do that. |
| 01:52:09:15 | 01:52:11:16 | Brin [Basil] | It is not an egress window. |
| 01:52:15:12 | 01:52:26:01 | Steve [Nortle] | like I’m on the line of scrimmage and I just charge straight forward to try to really put myself in that moment you know |
| 01:52:26:20 | 01:52:32:24 | Steve [Nortle] | But I slip on some of the spilled beer On, on the ground And so I get a really bad wobbly start |
| 01:52:32:24 | 01:52:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | the oily cheese on your hands and stuff. |
| 01:52:34:28 | 01:52:35:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah |
| 01:52:36:21 | 01:52:42:26 | Steve [Nortle] | So I just But TBD wasn’t sitting next to me |
| 01:52:37:04 | 01:52:40:19 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s why i told you to use a napkin you idiot yeah |
| 01:52:42:26 | 01:52:43:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:43:08 | 01:52:44:11 | Chris [TBD] | This whole time? |
| 01:52:45:08 | 01:52:46:02 | Brin [Basil] | your cape? |
| 01:52:45:14 | 01:52:50:02 | Jesse [GM] | You’re the end of the end of your cape is just like fingerprints. Yeah. |
| 01:52:45:23 | 01:52:46:13 | Chris [TBD] | Hey! |
| 01:52:46:12 | 01:52:47:01 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:46:12 | 01:52:47:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:48:01 | 01:52:49:23 | Chris [TBD] | How filthy is this thing? |
| 01:52:50:10 | 01:52:55:26 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s just cheese like all along the bottom of it you thought it was dirt no it’s cheese |
| 01:52:52:04 | 01:52:54:16 | Jesse [GM] | They’re actually they’re actually |
| 01:52:55:10 | 01:52:58:18 | Chris [TBD] | It’s not leopard prints. It’s cheese figure prints. |
| 01:52:58:26 | 01:53:00:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Cheeto Cheeto bingo |
| 01:52:59:28 | 01:53:00:24 | Chris [TBD] | Cheeto |
| 01:53:02:12 | 01:53:02:24 | Jesse [GM] | Yep. |
| 01:53:05:24 | 01:53:07:22 | Jesse [GM] | He slipped. Okay. Nobody’s made it out |
| 01:53:09:05 | 01:53:19:17 | Brin [Basil] | well this girl is about to okay i’m gonna do some skip hops to the door big jumps i’m going to use |
| 01:53:18:08 | 01:53:18:26 | Chris [TBD] | of music right? |
| 01:53:19:17 | 01:53:28:08 | Brin [Basil] | yes no i thought oh sorry athletics my bad |
| 01:53:20:15 | 01:53:20:23 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! |
| 01:53:22:22 | 01:53:25:04 | Dave [Xeros] | is that dex or no |
| 01:53:28:08 | 01:53:34:26 | Brin [Basil] | athletics i’m using it is that all right yeah okay okay um 20 |
| 01:53:29:14 | 01:53:29:24 | Chris [TBD] | Right? |
| 01:53:30:07 | 01:53:31:28 | Jesse [GM] | okay yeah sure yeah yeah yeah |
| 01:53:41:10 | 01:53:56:25 | Brin [Basil] | 24 okay |
| 01:53:41:20 | 01:53:42:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Whoa |
| 01:53:42:25 | 01:53:45:22 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s a big success good on ya |
| 01:53:43:21 | 01:53:53:11 | Jesse [GM] | whoa okay tell us what you do to catch up with this guy I have an idea and really want to say it but I kind of want to hear what you I’m hoping that |
| 01:53:55:23 | 01:53:57:23 | Steve [Nortle] | And it’s It’s just your shape, even with |
| 01:53:56:25 | 01:54:04:22 | Brin [Basil] | well i really okay because i mean that’s funny that you say that because I really do want to bust through the wall next to |
| 01:54:04:22 | 01:54:16:04 | Brin [Basil] | the window. That’s what I wanted to do, I was hoping that like between the studs it’s just hay you know what i mean for the insulation |
| 01:54:05:13 | 01:54:06:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:05:13 | 01:54:07:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:05:23 | 01:54:07:01 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:15:27 | 01:54:20:06 | Dave [Xeros] | sure it’s the hobo Hoboken, everything’s hay. It’s hay and dirt. That’s |
| 01:54:19:19 | 01:54:21:13 | Brin [Basil] | hey and clay |
| 01:54:22:15 | 01:54:29:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s called Waddle and Dob Just so that we’re clear to short value |
| 01:54:26:03 | 01:54:34:22 | Jesse [GM] | also an expensive repair in these parts you’re dismantling yeah okay yeah so uh yeah you |
| 01:54:30:09 | 01:54:32:29 | Brin [Basil] | there it’s gonna be a fantastic outline |
| 01:54:34:22 | 01:54:44:22 | Jesse [GM] | you’re like into the alleyway essentially and he’s still like a little stunned by Dave’s confusing kind of huh? And then he sees you bust through the wall and now he’s like oh shh. |
| 01:54:34:25 | 01:54:37:05 | Brin [Basil] | I bust through the wall yeah |
| 01:54:42:14 | 01:54:52:01 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. And I usually don’t do this, but I’m going to put my hands on the ground and be like a track runner in the blocks of Sprinter’s Start. |
| 01:54:52:14 | 01:55:03:23 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna leap one giant 60 -foot leap. How far is he? No. |
| 01:54:58:19 | 01:55:00:20 | Chris [TBD] | No, it’s not any. |
| 01:54:59:28 | 01:55:00:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Nortle’s not anywhere. |
| 01:55:00:12 | 01:55:04:05 | Jesse [GM] | uh wait is this your next turn because you’ve blown |
| 01:55:06:09 | 01:55:06:23 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, yeah. |
| 01:55:07:02 | 01:55:07:22 | Dave [Xeros] | 60 feet. |
| 01:55:08:06 | 01:55:16:01 | Brin [Basil] | I guess depending on where I was in the tavern it would determine how far through the wall I went, right? |
| 01:55:15:24 | 01:55:20:24 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s like 20 feet away from the wall, it’s like 40 feet on the other side. |
| 01:55:16:04 | 01:55:23:25 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh my thought is basically like through |
| 01:55:18:06 | 01:55:29:08 | Brin [Basil] | yeah right okay oh it’s like a turn |
| 01:55:23:25 | 01:55:30:19 | Jesse [GM] | the window he’s like down the alleyway and so this wall is like yeah so if you come out into |
| 01:55:29:08 | 01:55:38:23 | Brin [Basil] | okay okay okay so I’ll use all my momentum to get through the wall and I’m kind of in a scary |
| 01:55:38:23 | 01:55:47:24 | Brin [Basil] | like I’m ready yes I’m read to go and given my scary fighter eyes |
| 01:55:39:22 | 01:55:40:18 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re perched against |
| 01:55:46:16 | 01:55:56:02 | Jesse [GM] | yeah i won’t put you at like any disadvantage if you blow through multiple walls like if you go to the next house too and you’re like you’re circling back |
| 01:55:53:23 | 01:55:54:12 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:54:23 | 01:55:56:09 | Brin [Basil] | and bounce back |
| 01:55:56:10 | 01:56:05:00 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s like the hulk version and each one’s in a different running pose |
| 01:55:56:28 | 01:55:59:19 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re like clawing back through the rubble |
| 01:55:59:21 | 01:56:03:07 | Brin [Basil] | there’s just like three figures of a rabbit through |
| 01:56:06:24 | 01:56:09:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m very okay with this |
| 01:56:07:17 | 01:56:17:07 | Jesse [GM] | you’re still the closest to him out of everybody okay i think we’re back to TBD right oh uh no i think we’re just going to give him the advantage |
| 01:56:10:26 | 01:56:11:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:56:13:02 | 01:56:18:26 | Steve [Nortle] | so is the kid playing this way okay just reactions okay |
| 01:56:15:17 | 01:56:20:00 | Chris [TBD] | On those things, yeah. Okay, awesome. |
| 01:56:20:05 | 01:56:33:26 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to use my Arcana and no, that |
| 01:56:32:10 | 01:56:33:25 | Jesse [GM] | isn’t chasey music is it |
| 01:56:33:26 | 01:56:34:29 | Chris [TBD] | is not what I can do. |
| 01:56:37:22 | 01:56:38:07 | Dave [Xeros] | chasey |
| 01:56:38:10 | 01:56:50:04 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I’m gonna use my history check to see if I remember ever being in this area at a previous show so I can navigate the area |
| 01:56:48:11 | 01:56:49:07 | Jesse [GM] | can like navigate there |
| 01:56:50:04 | 01:56:51:03 | Chris [TBD] | and quickly get to him. |
| 01:56:52:09 | 01:56:54:22 | Steve [Nortle] | aren’t you still stuck in the window |
| 01:56:54:19 | 01:56:57:04 | Chris [TBD] | Not anymore, because that’s an unnatural 20! |
| 01:56:58:08 | 01:57:00:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It did? Oh, okay. I missed that part. |
| 01:56:59:21 | 01:57:00:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah so |
| 01:57:00:09 | 01:57:03:06 | Jesse [GM] | so yeah you can kind of like predict his path a little bit |
| 01:57:03:05 | 01:57:05:16 | Chris [TBD] | I pop out of the window |
| 01:57:08:10 | 01:57:11:08 | Dave [Xeros] | all of us after the wall gets blown out |
| 01:57:10:11 | 01:57:15:28 | Jesse [GM] | i i think like the aftershock of basil running through the wall kind of like not yeah |
| 01:57:11:26 | 01:57:16:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. Shook me loose Yes. Yes. |
| 01:57:16:16 | 01:57:20:08 | Brin [Basil] | It damaged the side of the window a little bit and gave him some wiggle room. |
| 01:57:19:29 | 01:57:25:02 | Dave [Xeros] | TV that’s so embarrassing look how big you are and she went right through the wall. |
| 01:57:24:27 | 01:57:26:21 | Chris [TBD] | No time. We gotta catch this guy |
| 01:57:26:17 | 01:57:29:11 | Brin [Basil] | What’s funny is, I’m actually stronger than he is. |
| 01:57:29:26 | 01:57:37:08 | Jesse [GM] | so let’s say uh so let’t say he’s he’s kind of far enough away he’s seen uh basil get out into the alleyway |
| 01:57:30:20 | 01:57:31:23 | Chris [TBD] | She’s like an ant |
| 01:57:37:08 | 01:57:42:14 | Jesse [GM] | he’s gonna make a turn down the alleyway but you know kind of the general layout yeah so |
| 01:57:38:23 | 01:57:47:28 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. I’m gonna cut him off I’m going to attempt to cut him off. Yep. With that So I head in the direction that will cut him |
| 01:57:49:17 | 01:57:50:28 | Dave [Xeros] | going to turn the tables on him? |
| 01:57:49:25 | 01:57:50:16 | Jesse [GM] | success |
| 01:57:51:16 | 01:57:53:22 | Chris [TBD] | I owe how the turntables |
| 01:57:53:13 | 01:57:55:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh how the turntables have turned |
| 01:57:55:07 | 01:58:01:28 | Jesse [GM] | sorry sorry uh steve are you i’m sorry are you keeping track of people’s success failure |
| 01:57:56:04 | 01:58:07:27 | Chris [TBD] | ever no one person |
| 01:57:59:10 | 01:57:59:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Dave’s next. |
| 01:58:01:13 | 01:58:02:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I am. |
| 01:58:02:05 | 01:58:05:26 | Dave [Xeros] | We have three successes but we actually have three successes in a row, right? |
| 01:58:06:12 | 01:58:07:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Each character |
| 01:58:07:25 | 01:58:19:05 | Dave [Xeros] | One person has to have three successes I am going to use a performance check |
| 01:58:07:27 | 01:58:09:05 | Chris [TBD] | has to have three sex |
| 01:58:09:05 | 01:58:21:11 | Chris [TBD] | now that Babs |
| 01:58:11:19 | 01:58:14:08 | Steve [Nortle] | had the first success then Basil then TDD |
| 01:58:20:06 | 01:58:30:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Now that Basil’s broken down someone’s small house on the other side and there’s like, everyone’s just cowering in fear down there. After the |
| 01:58:29:14 | 01:58:32:00 | Jesse [GM] | it’s a little family of rabbits just like |
| 01:58:30:21 | 01:58:36:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, I was just scared to death The wall of the |
| 01:58:31:20 | 01:58:32:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:58:35:26 | 01:58:37:24 | Steve [Nortle] | eat your veggie |
| 01:58:36:00 | 01:58:36:17 | Brin [Basil] | Mom! |
| 01:58:38:02 | 01:58:39:01 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 01:58:39:21 | 01:58:41:04 | Brin [Basil] | Shut up, you little bastard. |
| 01:58:41:24 | 01:58:53:03 | Dave [Xeros] | The wall of the Hobo Hoboken has completely crushed into the alleyway I’m just going to stand up and see the chaos And I’m going to announce to everyone, hey we’re not here to hurt anyone We just need that kid |
| 01:58:53:03 | 01:59:03:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Our thing is back I’m going to throw 50 gold pieces into the people that just had their wall busted down. That will straight up buy them a mansion in the commons. |
| 01:59:04:01 | 01:59:14:13 | Jesse [GM] | all over it yeah there are just people there’s people there’s People coming that monument was dismantled so uh |
| 01:59:04:12 | 01:59:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, hey, make sure you buy it next to the monument for the Children’s Crusade. |
| 01:59:10:28 | 01:59:11:25 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a good area! |
| 01:59:14:13 | 01:59:25:02 | Jesse [GM] | There’s people. There’s People Coming in from the out like The Locals they hear the gold. They’re coming in through the wall and people in the tavern |
| 01:59:15:03 | 01:59:16:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Make your house out of it! |
| 01:59:22:13 | 01:59:31:06 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I’m going to throw a bunch down the alleyway where the kid’s running and say, there’s more where that came from. |
| 01:59:31:11 | 01:59:42:09 | Dave [Xeros] | If everyone goes and gets that kid – the first person can get that kid, big reward! I just threw out 100 pieces of gold out of my magical pants that no one could get into. |
| 01:59:42:29 | 01:59:47:10 | Dave [Xeros] | FYI, you little bastard commoner sons of – |
| 01:59:44:26 | 01:59:46:27 | Jesse [GM] | let’s roll and see if your performance |
| 01:59:48:17 | 01:59:49:29 | Jesse [GM] | persuades any of the patrons |
| 01:59:49:22 | 01:59:55:06 | Dave [Xeros] | i got i got a good performance it’s yeah let’s do this that would be a 17. |
| 01:59:51:27 | 01:59:52:13 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 01:59:55:05 | 02:00:04:05 | Jesse [GM] | ooh 17 so you succeed uh you um i don’t know if in the future now you roll for some of these other patrons who |
| 02:00:04:05 | 02:00:07:29 | Jesse [GM] | think they might be ahead of you chasing this person down okay yeah |
| 02:00:05:13 | 02:00:13:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah oh totally yeah they really want the crust of bread so can |
| 02:00:12:11 | 02:00:20:08 | Jesse [GM] | okay so um yeah let’s say uh there’s there’s a two uh to |
| 02:00:20:08 | 02:00:25:26 | Jesse [GM] | see how many are chasing after him |
| 02:00:20:11 | 02:00:27:13 | Dave [Xeros] | people if they’re gonna have really bad stats but I’ll just uh no like just to see them chase |
| 02:00:27:13 | 02:00:34:23 | Dave [Xeros] | after him like I’ll I’ll Just Do Like A Stealth Check what’s what’s a good uh no no no acrobatics |
| 02:00:34:23 | 02:00:45:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Everyone’s pretty dexterous here in the comments, but I’ll roll disadvantage for two people at acrobatics to try to catch it. All right, here we go. First one was a 7. That loses. |
| 02:00:46:26 | 02:00:49:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Second one was an 9. That definitely loses. |
| 02:00:50:15 | 02:00:53:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Freaking that 1. Man, these hominets suck. |
| 02:00:54:22 | 02:01:05:20 | Dave [Xeros] | 19! But that was at disadvantage, so got a 19 and a 1. All right? So they were running, but they’re just kind of tripping over each other. They haven’t really found their footing yet. |
| 02:00:54:29 | 02:01:00:13 | Jesse [GM] | trying that’s a disadvantage yeah oh nice |
| 02:01:05:22 | 02:01:10:00 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s so many of them running after this kid now. That, uh… Yeah. Okay. |
| 02:01:07:21 | 02:01:16:06 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay yeah they kind of stumble over each other everybody just it’s just a scramble to get after this kid because your offer is very appealing right actually |
| 02:01:11:07 | 02:01:12:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 02:01:16:01 | 02:01:16:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Good. |
| 02:01:17:10 | 02:01:22:03 | Dave [Xeros] | You might be able to move to new old, my friends! If the price is right! |
| 02:01:23:03 | 02:01:26:11 | Jesse [GM] | Are you, what’s his name? Bob Barker now. |
| 02:01:24:22 | 02:01:28:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Bob Barker. It’s just wait for the showcase showdown! |
| 02:01:26:03 | 02:01:26:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 02:01:30:22 | 02:01:32:21 | Steve [Nortle] | You might get a new car! |
| 02:01:33:17 | 02:01:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | what’s a car |
| 02:01:34:06 | 02:01:37:09 | Jesse [GM] | All right, Nortle, let’s see what happens then. |
| 02:01:35:25 | 02:01:46:29 | Steve [Nortle] | All right, this has really shaken me that I’ve been… That I lost my precious maraca and I’m feeling like |
| 02:01:36:07 | 02:01:39:05 | Dave [Xeros] | A new Tensor’s floating disc truck. |
| 02:01:38:28 | 02:01:39:24 | Chris [TBD] | that’s right |
| 02:01:41:25 | 02:01:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | You can sell falafel. |
| 02:01:41:29 | 02:01:43:01 | Chris [TBD] | tensor voting |
| 02:01:46:29 | 02:01:52:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I need to turn to maybe some divine inspiration. So, uh, Polk? |
| 02:01:52:17 | 02:02:01:15 | Jesse [GM] | Where are we streaming? Who is the world just heard this? Like everyone knows. |
| 02:01:54:25 | 02:01:55:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Twitch and YouTube. |
| 02:02:00:08 | 02:02:02:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yep. |
| 02:02:01:27 | 02:02:16:05 | Steve [Nortle] | that nortal needs a little divine intervention i well |
| 02:02:03:29 | 02:02:08:08 | Dave [Xeros] | You can’t go back on that by the way just like The Children’s Crusade it is canon |
| 02:02:07:25 | 02:02:16:04 | Jesse [GM] | So what do you mean – before you roll that, Can you describe what you mean a little bit more by divine intervention? Are you praying? What do you mean? |
| 02:02:16:05 | 02:02:22:11 | Steve [Nortle] | i don’t know that i kind of been waiting for the die roll to tell me what what i’m actually doing |
| 02:02:18:11 | 02:02:20:08 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a prayer in his heart. |
| 02:02:22:05 | 02:02:26:28 | Dave [Xeros] | like the quick sign of idios it’s like I-T-Y-S really quick |
| 02:02:27:01 | 02:02:27:26 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, is that what it is? |
| 02:02:29:06 | 02:02:34:22 | Dave [Xeros] | oh, I-t-y-s I mean either or, I’m cool with either |
| 02:02:30:26 | 02:02:32:06 | Brin [Basil] | I am sick. |
| 02:02:36:10 | 02:02:44:17 | Steve [Nortle] | uh because depending on which way it goes will depend on what i think well he’s gonna try to say a prayer i’m gonna try |
| 02:02:44:17 | 02:02:50:13 | Steve [Nortle] | to pray well okay first i’m adjusting my pope hat |
| 02:02:44:26 | 02:02:45:11 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 02:02:45:12 | 02:02:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, what? |
| 02:02:47:02 | 02:02:47:17 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, cool. |
| 02:02:49:27 | 02:02:55:18 | Brin [Basil] | But this is going to put me at disadvantage because I’m so stunned that, and I’m seeing this. |
| 02:02:51:29 | 02:02:54:02 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re so stunned |
| 02:02:55:27 | 02:03:04:22 | Brin [Basil] | That I dry heave there |
| 02:02:56:00 | 02:02:59:10 | Steve [Nortle] | reception mode yeah it’s like an antenna like an aerial |
| 02:02:58:10 | 02:03:00:15 | Jesse [GM] | It’s like aerodynamic mode. |
| 02:03:02:29 | 02:03:04:25 | Steve [Nortle] | like on my like on crocs |
| 02:03:03:04 | 02:03:03:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 02:03:04:22 | 02:03:11:24 | Brin [Basil] | my son when he puts the strap of his Crocs back he calls it sport |
| 02:03:05:23 | 02:03:06:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:03:07:02 | 02:03:08:03 | Dave [Xeros] | It just kind of, like, folds back. |
| 02:03:11:27 | 02:03:13:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, that’s what it is. It’s sport mode. |
| 02:03:12:00 | 02:03:21:27 | Steve [Nortle] | sport mode i did not i got 12 Okay, so I’m like – well, I try to pray. |
| 02:03:22:04 | 02:03:27:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Do you want me to narrate or do you want to tell us what happened since I failed? Okay. |
| 02:03:25:17 | 02:03:26:14 | Jesse [GM] | no no no go ahead |
| 02:03:30:12 | 02:03:33:25 | Steve [Nortle] | So wait, what did I do? |
| 02:03:33:29 | 02:03:45:28 | Steve [Nortle] | So I adjust my Pope hat and I get a choir probably in the tabernacle of some sort |
| 02:03:34:27 | 02:03:37:24 | Chris [TBD] | it’s like an antenna tuning |
| 02:03:37:29 | 02:03:39:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s not quite tuned. |
| 02:03:45:28 | 02:03:49:02 | Steve [Nortle] | and that doesn’t help so i moved to it so |
| 02:03:47:27 | 02:03:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You tuned into Idiot instead of the Commons? |
| 02:03:48:29 | 02:03:50:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:03:50:13 | 02:03:54:11 | Steve [Nortle] | and i drifted to another place and and i hear just like |
| 02:03:57:09 | 02:04:01:22 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s not it so i’m just like distracted trying to get the inspirational vibe |
| 02:04:05:16 | 02:04:14:15 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah i mean the obvious one is salune because it’s night time she’s clearly a patron goddess of this area |
| 02:04:09:16 | 02:04:10:08 | Chris [TBD] | choices |
| 02:04:15:23 | 02:04:19:05 | Steve [Nortle] | but despite my proficiency in religion |
| 02:04:19:13 | 02:04:19:28 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 02:04:20:29 | 02:04:22:02 | Steve [Nortle] | because of the hat |
| 02:04:21:21 | 02:04:26:07 | Dave [Xeros] | right. And you need to learn how to dial that in my friend. |
| 02:04:23:23 | 02:04:24:16 | Brin [Basil] | I forgot about |
| 02:04:26:05 | 02:04:28:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I haven’t had to use it before |
| 02:04:28:02 | 02:04:32:09 | Jesse [GM] | i’m picturing like one of those like super bowl fans right they don’t they’ve never gone to church |
| 02:04:32:08 | 02:04:32:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:04:34:24 | 02:04:37:00 | Dave [Xeros] | It was just like, oh please |
| 02:04:35:14 | 02:04:39:02 | Jesse [GM] | like I don’t know who you are, I don’ t know what you look like but please like |
| 02:04:39:17 | 02:04:41:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Please let the cowboys win |
| 02:04:39:20 | 02:04:41:01 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah that’s basically |
| 02:04:41:08 | 02:04:41:27 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:04:42:28 | 02:04:46:00 | Steve [Nortle] | well there goes any chance of me having faith again |
| 02:04:46:09 | 02:04:54:21 | Jesse [GM] | so yet you have two fails so yeah okay come on |
| 02:04:46:21 | 02:04:49:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, man. |
| 02:04:50:19 | 02:04:58:17 | Steve [Nortle] | the fear of what is happening to my maraca interferes with my faith like I doubt I doubt. |
| 02:04:54:22 | 02:04:55:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Your dial? |
| 02:04:57:01 | 02:04:59:22 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. Basil. Basil. |
| 02:05:01:04 | 02:05:02:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Doubting Nortal? |
| 02:05:02:19 | 02:05:09:13 | Brin [Basil] | that okay I am going to use you can’t use the same thing |
| 02:05:09:13 | 02:05:16:20 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t know you don’t understand no way |
| 02:05:09:20 | 02:05:10:04 | Dave [Xeros] | No. |
| 02:05:11:12 | 02:05:12:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Religion check. |
| 02:05:13:22 | 02:05:15:11 | Steve [Nortle] | It goes super well! |
| 02:05:16:20 | 02:05:25:23 | Brin [Basil] | yeah I think okay I’m just I’m just gonna do acrobatics because I kind of don’t have there’s literally nothing |
| 02:05:25:23 | 02:05:32:15 | Brin [Basil] | else but yes disadvantage this is yeah okay |
| 02:05:26:18 | 02:05:28:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Acrobatics deck so it’s at disadvantage. |
| 02:05:30:07 | 02:05:30:26 | Jesse [GM] | the first time |
| 02:05:30:20 | 02:05:31:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:05:32:22 | 02:05:33:19 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re pretty successful. |
| 02:05:33:06 | 02:05:40:12 | Brin [Basil] | way to jinx me okay so I roll twice and take the lower one |
| 02:05:36:20 | 02:05:37:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh! |
| 02:05:41:09 | 02:05:42:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Did that first one succeed? |
| 02:05:46:14 | 02:05:56:10 | Brin [Basil] | I got eight. My plan was to jump up on the roof and get like to see where he’s going |
| 02:05:49:03 | 02:05:50:15 | Steve [Nortle] | secretly hoping for a nat 1. |
| 02:05:53:20 | 02:05:54:13 | Chris [TBD] | Shrinkage |
| 02:05:56:10 | 02:06:04:23 | Brin [Basil] | and book after straight through even my |
| 02:05:56:28 | 02:06:08:11 | Jesse [GM] | you jump up on one of the roofs of these buildings and they are not structurally sound yeah uh-huh you literally are the hulk in rabbit form |
| 02:06:03:13 | 02:06:05:25 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re just going to break down the whole quadrant? |
| 02:06:04:23 | 02:06:10:29 | Brin [Basil] | all I weigh like 38 pounds by the way |
| 02:06:10:29 | 02:06:20:16 | Brin [Basil] | that’s ridiculous, I basically just jump on a straw mattress |
| 02:06:11:20 | 02:06:18:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, but it depends on how fast you’re moving. Because a bullet doesn’t weigh a whole lot, but man does it do some damage. |
| 02:06:16:29 | 02:06:19:00 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah! Does it pack a punch? |
| 02:06:20:07 | 02:06:30:20 | Jesse [GM] | yeah i think you when you blew through the next house scared the rabbit family you like progress like you jump up off of their couch out the window like you just continued your momentum through the sky |
| 02:06:20:16 | 02:06:31:13 | Brin [Basil] | that’s on the roof yes |
| 02:06:30:20 | 02:06:34:08 | Jesse [GM] | and then when you land it like right through the roof |
| 02:06:31:02 | 02:06:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | And crushed another… |
| 02:06:31:13 | 02:06:41:02 | Brin [Basil] | I fall through I like land on my back |
| 02:06:35:18 | 02:06:39:12 | Steve [Nortle] | have high quality building materials in the commons. This actually is very on-brand. |
| 02:06:39:12 | 02:06:41:29 | Chris [TBD] | Tin walls, tin ceilings. |
| 02:06:41:02 | 02:06:51:29 | Brin [Basil] | on a dining table of poor for little rabbit family having dinner sorry by |
| 02:06:47:21 | 02:06:50:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Man, they had enough money to buy a dining room table! |
| 02:06:50:01 | 02:06:51:13 | Jesse [GM] | my gosh |
| 02:06:51:13 | 02:06:57:13 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s really just a couple of different pieces of driftwood that they found, and they call it |
| 02:06:51:29 | 02:06:56:16 | Brin [Basil] | dining it’s a dirt. |
| 02:06:56:16 | 02:07:12:04 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a DIRT mound! I’m just kidding. Arrows |
| 02:06:57:25 | 02:07:00:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. It’s turd now. |
| 02:06:59:19 | 02:07:02:13 | Steve [Nortle] | They do have a broom, though, that they sweep the dirt with. |
| 02:07:01:17 | 02:07:04:04 | Jesse [GM] | the only piece of furniture that |
| 02:07:04:14 | 02:07:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:07:04:18 | 02:07:05:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, there you go. |
| 02:07:05:11 | 02:07:07:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re going to cost me like 500 gold, Basil. |
| 02:07:08:04 | 02:07:08:16 | Jesse [GM] | going to be |
| 02:07:09:12 | 02:07:11:08 | Dave [Xeros] | This is going to get expensive, damn it! |
| 02:07:12:04 | 02:07:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | on my back, even with |
| 02:07:12:22 | 02:07:24:04 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to use my athletics. I know my trajectory, and I’m gonna double time it to get there, to cut him off |
| 02:07:13:09 | 02:07:14:06 | Dave [Xeros] | How’s your back? |
| 02:07:13:26 | 02:07:14:21 | Jesse [GM] | TBD |
| 02:07:26:05 | 02:07:27:05 | Chris [TBD] | 10. |
| 02:07:30:08 | 02:07:31:21 | Chris [TBD] | Like, I don’t think I’m very fast. |
| 02:07:33:20 | 02:07:38:29 | Brin [Basil] | your six foot long legs he’s all legs |
| 02:07:36:02 | 02:07:39:12 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s just kind of… With all the rubble everywhere, he’s just kind of stumbling. |
| 02:07:38:10 | 02:07:48:02 | Chris [TBD] | I think I followed Basil’s path because that was kind of in that same direction and I saw her so I got distracted and I’m going to stop and help her get up. |
| 02:07:43:10 | 02:07:43:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:07:48:11 | 02:07:50:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it with all you’re… |
| 02:07:49:03 | 02:07:53:19 | Jesse [GM] | you’re just going to reach and pick her up out of the house put her back on the track |
| 02:07:51:05 | 02:07:51:22 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, |
| 02:07:52:29 | 02:07:55:10 | Chris [TBD] | the mother rabbit is going to be |
| 02:07:56:25 | 02:08:07:07 | Chris [TBD] | reminding the children using this as a way to scare them to go to bed I told you Farmer John would get you if you didn’t eat all your carrots |
| 02:08:08:11 | 02:08:15:13 | Brin [Basil] | and he’s holding me by my ears put me down |
| 02:08:10:11 | 02:08:14:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, just reach in and it’s just my arm that came down too to get her. |
| 02:08:16:12 | 02:08:18:02 | Jesse [GM] | up all the carrots anything that’s left |
| 02:08:19:13 | 02:08:22:19 | Chris [TBD] | And that’s why you always eat your carrots. |
| 02:08:20:02 | 02:08:32:01 | Jesse [GM] | perfect that’s why you don’t yell so good okay awesome okay it’s looking a little uh |
| 02:08:22:13 | 02:08:22:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Carrots. |
| 02:08:23:05 | 02:08:26:18 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s why you don’t teach lessons. |
| 02:08:27:17 | 02:08:32:25 | Chris [TBD] | Come on Basil we got this. |
| 02:08:34:08 | 02:08:38:13 | Dave [Xeros] | If I get one more success, though, I get it because I got two successes |
| 02:08:34:27 | 02:08:42:01 | Jesse [GM] | questionable um oh maybe i |
| 02:08:41:09 | 02:08:48:15 | Chris [TBD] | It’s not even in a row it’s just three total three fails total or three successes |
| 02:08:44:17 | 02:08:44:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:08:46:15 | 02:08:55:16 | Jesse [GM] | right you did I’m marking my own here I marked it wrong or yeah all I remember was you getting also stuck in the window but |
| 02:08:57:09 | 02:09:01:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. Yes, I did. I’m trying to find out what I want to use this time. |
| 02:09:03:29 | 02:09:06:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I already used… I did not use performance. |
| 02:09:06:23 | 02:09:08:15 | Steve [Nortle] | No, that’s what he did. That was the last thing. |
| 02:09:07:19 | 02:09:10:17 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s why I did last time. I used deception and performance already, right? |
| 02:09:12:23 | 02:09:14:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Or did I use intimidation? |
| 02:09:15:07 | 02:09:23:22 | Jesse [GM] | deception and performance okay he’s probably so you have these other people who are attempting to chase him |
| 02:09:15:21 | 02:09:24:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. Intimidation. I’m going to use intimidations this time for, yeah. It’s like a zombie horde |
| 02:09:26:17 | 02:09:38:09 | Jesse [GM] | so my question is like if they’re like ahead of you are you like motivating them to continue the chase are you because he’s like he’s turned the corner. He’s kind of like out of sight at this point. |
| 02:09:31:23 | 02:09:40:06 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m i’m yelling at him letting him know that the zombie |
| 02:09:40:06 | 02:09:48:20 | Dave [Xeros] | horde unless i tell them otherwise is gonna rip him apart so so i uh i kind of pop up after throwing |
| 02:09:43:24 | 02:09:46:04 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, cool. Yeah, great. |
| 02:09:45:09 | 02:09:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | And so… |
| 02:09:48:17 | 02:09:59:22 | Brin [Basil] | Seriously do it. Thank you Harrods! |
| 02:09:48:20 | 02:09:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | my gold everywhere um i see this travesty that’s just happened to another poor rabbit family i pull out 20 gold pieces and chuck it in there as i’m running past |
| 02:09:54:18 | 02:10:04:26 | Chris [TBD] | And the mother rabbit’s like, and that’s why you always pay your tithing. |
| 02:10:04:24 | 02:10:05:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:06:04 | 02:10:17:08 | Dave [Xeros] | see what happens when you eat your vegetables uh gold coins 20 gold coins more money than they’ve |
| 02:10:08:19 | 02:10:09:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:10:11 | 02:10:15:17 | Jesse [GM] | They literally had just said amen after their prayer and gold coins fell from the sky. |
| 02:10:12:05 | 02:10:13:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:12:14 | 02:10:13:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:17:08 | 02:10:23:27 | Dave [Xeros] | seen in their entire life falls right into their building and i am going to yell to my zombie horde |
| 02:10:18:07 | 02:10:20:09 | Steve [Nortle] | falls right into their building |
| 02:10:23:27 | 02:10:35:22 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s running after this guy oh no i’m gonna yell to him like listen there is quite possibly a hundred people here that are going to catch up to you and if i don’t tell them otherwise |
| 02:10:35:22 | 02:10:46:11 | Dave [Xeros] | they’re gonna rip your legs off so you can stop right now or you can face the consequences no if this zombie horde catches them I’m going to have him |
| 02:10:42:06 | 02:10:43:24 | Chris [TBD] | So they can catch him |
| 02:10:46:11 | 02:10:56:13 | Dave [Xeros] | rip it apart and then i poof into my giant like ball of fire just a really intimidating scene let’s see how this goes oh my gosh that is a 21 |
| 02:10:47:20 | 02:10:48:08 | Chris [TBD] | Yeesh |
| 02:10:48:11 | 02:10:48:25 | Jesse [GM] | Okay? |
| 02:10:51:08 | 02:10:51:22 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 02:10:52:26 | 02:10:54:28 | Jesse [GM] | Let’s see it. Shut him down. Shut him Down. |
| 02:10:58:07 | 02:10:58:15 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 02:10:58:23 | 02:11:01:10 | Steve [Nortle] | we play? Like Eros is just like |
| 02:11:03:02 | 02:11:05:20 | Dave [Xeros] | These are the bad dice, too. It’s 13 plus 8 |
| 02:11:04:05 | 02:11:05:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah they are |
| 02:11:05:29 | 02:11:07:27 | Brin [Basil] | It’s the hand, not the dice. |
| 02:11:06:02 | 02:11:12:02 | Jesse [GM] | gosh it’s the hand yeah i gotta cut off my hand what was that yeah uh okay yeah |
| 02:11:10:28 | 02:11:12:02 | Brin [Basil] | Or break it. |
| 02:11:12:02 | 02:11:18:29 | Jesse [GM] | that’s so that is the third success so you motivating these uh members of the commons who |
| 02:11:16:14 | 02:11:17:14 | Dave [Xeros] | The zombie horde |
| 02:11:18:29 | 02:11:28:28 | Jesse [GM] | resemble a hungry zombie or they they do they they are so driven by like their poverty and |
| 02:11:28:28 | 02:11:34:06 | Jesse [GM] | Like, the idea of they’ve seen how much gold you’re flashing around. Like, you’re pretty good for it. |
| 02:11:33:26 | 02:11:35:24 | Brin [Basil] | They’re going to rip your legs off. |
| 02:11:36:20 | 02:11:44:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I already told them That they might have magic of pants If you want to reach into my pants You’re going to fall into oblivion I’m just saying You’ve got to reach really deep |
| 02:11:44:29 | 02:11:55:01 | Jesse [GM] | So, they catch him. They catch up with him and they all like pin him down. He’s a pretty slippery dude, but they all have got like a different appendage of his and they’re all holding him down |
| 02:11:54:26 | 02:12:06:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes This is one of those contests Where if you put your hand on the car And the last person Wins Okay So I’m gonna say Alright pin him down, pin him down. Now |
| 02:12:01:01 | 02:12:02:00 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, okay |
| 02:12:04:24 | 02:12:05:16 | Brin [Basil] | Sit him down. |
| 02:12:05:08 | 02:12:08:12 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, my gosh. None of them are going to let go ever. |
| 02:12:06:13 | 02:12:16:26 | Dave [Xeros] | the rules of the game are go like this. The last person to take their hand off of him |
| 02:12:16:26 | 02:12:19:14 | Dave [Xeros] | gets 100 gold pieces |
| 02:12:20:24 | 02:12:21:26 | Jesse [GM] | to the Goldie Voter, you promise? |
| 02:12:23:12 | 02:12:23:15 | Jesse [GM] | Huh? |
| 02:12:23:17 | 02:12:26:07 | Chris [TBD] | He puts his hands on himself. |
| 02:12:24:22 | 02:12:38:00 | Brin [Basil] | everybody just |
| 02:12:29:08 | 02:12:41:05 | Dave [Xeros] | and how many people are actually holding them down? Four people okay so every everyone gets a cash prize um last person |
| 02:12:32:29 | 02:12:37:04 | Jesse [GM] | Let’s say there’s four individuals who’ve managed to catch up with him. |
| 02:12:40:22 | 02:12:42:04 | Chris [TBD] | That’s right. |
| 02:12:41:05 | 02:12:46:16 | Dave [Xeros] | and the last person gets 100. So can I roll, like… I’m going to roll a D100 |
| 02:12:43:26 | 02:12:45:00 | Jesse [GM] | These poor people. |
| 02:12:46:04 | 02:12:48:01 | Chris [TBD] | They’re there for his manipulation. |
| 02:12:48:10 | 02:12:58:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and of 100 gold pieces each person that takes their hands off gets whatever the hundred tells. So the first person that lets go with their hands gets whatever argument. |
| 02:12:59:17 | 02:13:10:22 | Dave [Xeros] | And it doesn’t even have to be really like no, no, No, No! Like, I’m gonna say I got my special dice out The first person to drop their hands gets and the first one |
| 02:13:01:13 | 02:13:03:20 | Jesse [GM] | just divide it up amongst them on your roll here. |
| 02:13:10:22 | 02:13:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | loses their grip, right? So I rolled 21 gold pieces. |
| 02:13:16:14 | 02:13:22:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Is he happy with that? Okay, all right. Okay, second person. |
| 02:13:22:29 | 02:13:27:08 | Jesse [GM] | uh does anybody else want to come and pin this guy down while all these |
| 02:13:29:29 | 02:13:34:21 | Chris [TBD] | while they’re doing that I’m just going to go reach down and grab my dream catcher. |
| 02:13:35:23 | 02:13:39:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, because once we get done in the class, we kind of want to do this stuff. Maracas? |
| 02:13:35:28 | 02:13:36:11 | Jesse [GM] | he just |
| 02:13:39:06 | 02:13:39:22 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, |
| 02:13:40:22 | 02:13:44:08 | Steve [Nortle] | I think I haven’t made it out of the tavern yet |
| 02:13:46:08 | 02:13:47:04 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 02:13:48:05 | 02:13:50:08 | Chris [TBD] | all grabbed the maraca for him too. |
| 02:13:51:25 | 02:13:54:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Different like religious signs. |
| 02:13:52:02 | 02:13:56:22 | Steve [Nortle] | versions like, I’m not entirely sure so |
| 02:13:57:04 | 02:13:59:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to yell down the street, try Gog! |
| 02:14:01:15 | 02:14:02:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Grog? Grog! |
| 02:14:02:09 | 02:14:02:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Gog! |
| 02:14:05:06 | 02:14:07:08 | Dave [Xeros] | The next one gets 97 gold pieces |
| 02:14:07:13 | 02:14:11:14 | Jesse [GM] | Wow. Jeez. Are we keeping track of any of this gold? |
| 02:14:08:12 | 02:14:10:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Wow. Good, yeah. |
| 02:14:08:25 | 02:14:10:05 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re feeling generous |
| 02:14:11:19 | 02:14:13:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah I am actually no I am |
| 02:14:12:27 | 02:14:14:18 | Jesse [GM] | Have we ever kept track of our gold? |
| 02:14:14:19 | 02:14:19:03 | Dave [Xeros] | well I have over 10,000 so it’s I’ll subtract it though |
| 02:14:16:08 | 02:14:26:12 | Brin [Basil] | Yes, I could have had 5 ,000 but it was fake. |
| 02:14:17:10 | 02:14:21:12 | Chris [TBD] | is money when it’s meaningless? |
| 02:14:22:09 | 02:14:26:08 | Dave [Xeros] | dude it was from campaign one when I made the bets at the fights |
| 02:14:25:15 | 02:14:26:29 | Jesse [GM] | Sorry. Sorry. |
| 02:14:26:06 | 02:14:28:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Those bets |
| 02:14:28:13 | 02:14:36:14 | Dave [Xeros] | uh the next person gets 40 gold pieces is he okay with that? I’m sorry like this is all by chance |
| 02:14:32:22 | 02:14:33:04 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 02:14:36:17 | 02:14:44:28 | Jesse [GM] | yeah um he’s he’s happy with it but he does not out loud but i’ll just give you like his internal dialogue |
| 02:14:44:28 | 02:14:56:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh he does recall a parable taught by the church of like workers being called they get paid different amounts |
| 02:14:53:29 | 02:14:55:22 | Dave [Xeros] | all got paid the same |
| 02:14:56:03 | 02:15:00:09 | Jesse [GM] | like yeah he’s kind of like but he’s pretty happy |
| 02:15:02:18 | 02:15:05:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, good. He’s learned something today. |
| 02:15:06:10 | 02:15:10:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so the last person… Oh no, that was two. Third person. |
| 02:15:11:02 | 02:15:16:22 | Chris [TBD] | That was four. |
| 02:15:11:22 | 02:15:15:18 | Jesse [GM] | i thought that was three |
| 02:15:13:10 | 02:15:21:10 | Dave [Xeros] | 94 gold pieces? Okay, So this fourth person gets 100 gold pieces plus 94. 194 gold pieces. |
| 02:15:16:13 | 02:15:16:29 | Steve [Nortle] | the fourth one. |
| 02:15:22:29 | 02:15:24:15 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s moving on up to new old. |
| 02:15:25:13 | 02:15:35:13 | Chris [TBD] | Before that guy runs away, I grab his arm and I’m going to hold on to him And I’m gonna pick him up Hello? Is it a kid? |
| 02:15:28:17 | 02:15:31:04 | Steve [Nortle] | any of your inventory |
| 02:15:33:03 | 02:15:33:27 | Steve [Nortle] | it not |
| 02:15:37:10 | 02:15:48:19 | Jesse [GM] | um this individual uh it’s not a kid they oh lightning um let’s see this is |
| 02:15:48:19 | 02:15:54:02 | Jesse [GM] | um well yeah let’s say |
| 02:15:54:02 | 02:16:01:04 | Jesse [GM] | this is a uh what appears to be some sort of elf |
| 02:16:01:04 | 02:16:06:24 | Jesse [GM] | but they don’t look like your typical youthful |
| 02:16:06:24 | 02:16:14:04 | Jesse [GM] | you know life full he’s he’s pretty like |
| 02:16:17:16 | 02:16:23:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Is he kind of like Is he kind of like a half-elfish, though? Like is he full elf or half-elph? |
| 02:16:19:13 | 02:16:28:13 | Steve [Nortle] | It would be so |
| 02:16:23:21 | 02:16:34:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh he appears to be more full full elf way feel |
| 02:16:27:09 | 02:16:33:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. He’s just a wafy… Okay, so that thing is you don’t trust a fat elf and you don’T trust a waphy elf either, right? |
| 02:16:33:04 | 02:16:34:03 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna… |
| 02:16:33:23 | 02:16:37:28 | Brin [Basil] | Unless an elf is attractive, you don’t trust them. |
| 02:16:37:22 | 02:16:42:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, you just kind of have to be the just right, right?” |
| 02:16:42:07 | 02:16:42:08 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 02:16:42:22 | 02:16:53:16 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to take a look at him carefully and just see if I notice anything odd about his appearance besides the lifelessness that he appears to have. |
| 02:16:54:09 | 02:17:04:27 | Jesse [GM] | appears to be like kind of like uh twitchy i guess you might say um yes |
| 02:16:58:16 | 02:17:03:07 | Chris [TBD] | Is there some purplish dust around his nose or something? |
| 02:17:04:19 | 02:17:05:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:17:04:27 | 02:17:15:22 | Jesse [GM] | you do notice traces of purple filth uh like it has been ingested somehow this drug and he’s kind of he looks pretty like paranoid kind of tweakier |
| 02:17:18:16 | 02:17:20:14 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s been dragging some lines, my friend. |
| 02:17:20:10 | 02:17:21:22 | Brin [Basil] | Some root lines. |
| 02:17:21:23 | 02:17:22:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 02:17:22:11 | 02:17:23:14 | Chris [TBD] | Aw man! |
| 02:17:24:16 | 02:17:32:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to put my fingers on his nose and grab some of it. It’s like, yes! Yes! Yes, Purple Phil! |
| 02:17:24:29 | 02:17:25:28 | Chris [TBD] | Listen… |
| 02:17:29:05 | 02:17:29:29 | Brin [Basil] | What are you? |
| 02:17:30:10 | 02:17:30:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 02:17:34:14 | 02:17:35:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I know that anywhere. |
| 02:17:36:09 | 02:17:37:07 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, arrows… |
| 02:17:38:09 | 02:17:40:12 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, aw man. |
| 02:17:40:03 | 02:17:41:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Mixed with elf snot. |
| 02:17:42:17 | 02:17:51:28 | Chris [TBD] | We got duped by a purple filthy A filthy Flying Purple Filthy |
| 02:17:46:16 | 02:17:47:12 | Dave [Xeros] | A filter? |
| 02:17:47:27 | 02:17:48:14 | Brin [Basil] | A filth? |
| 02:17:51:27 | 02:17:53:01 | Steve [Nortle] | People eater |
| 02:17:53:12 | 02:17:55:14 | Chris [TBD] | I wouldn’t say the people but |
| 02:17:56:14 | 02:17:57:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Soylent green type. |
| 02:17:59:22 | 02:18:01:21 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, listen here buddy. |
| 02:18:02:29 | 02:18:06:01 | Chris [TBD] | I ain’t letting you go We’re gonna go find those two guards that |
| 02:18:07:12 | 02:18:09:03 | Chris [TBD] | we aren’t good chums with |
| 02:18:09:03 | 02:18:10:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:18:10:17 | 02:18:12:10 | Jesse [GM] | no please please |
| 02:18:13:08 | 02:18:15:08 | Chris [TBD] | What do you mean no? You took my stuff |
| 02:18:16:29 | 02:18:17:19 | Chris [TBD] | Who’s we? |
| 02:18:18:12 | 02:18:25:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, cool! He’s actually just straight up schizo. There’s this place downtown where I can sell children. And you know where they send them? |
| 02:18:26:21 | 02:18:30:02 | Dave [Xeros] | You don’t know where They Send Them? Oh, you just know You don’t want to go |
| 02:18:28:01 | 02:18:37:13 | Jesse [GM] | let us go |
| 02:18:31:03 | 02:18:33:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I mean, speak Speak common My friend Like |
| 02:18:35:20 | 02:18:36:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay Basil Just hit him |
| 02:18:37:18 | 02:18:38:02 | Chris [TBD] | Us |
| 02:18:39:01 | 02:18:52:08 | Brin [Basil] | full arm back and slap him across the face yes it’s |
| 02:18:41:28 | 02:18:51:19 | Jesse [GM] | oh my gosh just destroy him is he going to fly out of your hand are you guys ditching him you’re trying to slap some sense into him or something? |
| 02:18:42:17 | 02:18:44:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:18:43:06 | 02:18:43:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:18:47:10 | 02:18:47:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh no |
| 02:18:49:00 | 02:18:50:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve grabbed him By the shirt |
| 02:18:52:08 | 02:18:52:26 | Brin [Basil] | an average |
| 02:18:52:26 | 02:19:08:08 | Brin [Basil] | slap the one that I use on my husband every once in a while do i |
| 02:18:53:14 | 02:18:55:13 | Chris [TBD] | Non-lethal? |
| 02:18:53:23 | 02:18:55:01 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, so |
| 02:18:58:11 | 02:19:06:01 | Jesse [GM] | You slap the purple filth right out of this guy’s face It diminishes |
| 02:19:03:19 | 02:19:05:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Does it actually go off in bed? |
| 02:19:03:22 | 02:19:06:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Does it actually Go off in dust? Am I I’m going to try To grab it |
| 02:19:06:01 | 02:19:11:19 | Jesse [GM] | Can you cast some sort of bubble around it and capture Yeah |
| 02:19:08:08 | 02:19:09:05 | Brin [Basil] | need to roll for this |
| 02:19:10:11 | 02:19:14:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah Do that Wall of force Around the purple For me |
| 02:19:13:13 | 02:19:14:22 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:19:13:16 | 02:19:14:26 | Chris [TBD] | Whole force. |
| 02:19:15:29 | 02:19:17:08 | Brin [Basil] | no you addict |
| 02:19:17:29 | 02:19:26:02 | Jesse [GM] | It’s on the other side yeah okay uh so um yeah when you slap him it does kind of like recalibrate him a little bit |
| 02:19:26:02 | 02:19:32:18 | Jesse [GM] | he’s still pretty incoherent for the most part he’s he’s pretty messed up but like |
| 02:19:33:08 | 02:19:34:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Slap him On the other side |
| 02:19:34:14 | 02:19:45:04 | Jesse [GM] | he does uh kind of speak to you and say please don’t don’t take us to the guard don’t we will give you we’ll give you the rest of |
| 02:19:45:04 | 02:19:47:08 | Jesse [GM] | our purple filth if you let us go |
| 02:19:47:04 | 02:19:47:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 02:19:49:01 | 02:19:54:08 | Brin [Basil] | no shut up arrows why do you keep talking |
| 02:19:50:11 | 02:19:52:14 | Dave [Xeros] | how much do you have |
| 02:19:51:04 | 02:19:52:03 | Jesse [GM] | let us go |
| 02:19:53:00 | 02:19:56:01 | Chris [TBD] | he has none he’s trying to play you |
| 02:19:56:07 | 02:19:58:04 | Dave [Xeros] | who’s your dealer where are you getting it from |
| 02:19:57:28 | 02:20:02:06 | Brin [Basil] | why are you talking in plurals who else is with you |
| 02:20:03:22 | 02:20:06:11 | Brin [Basil] | Who is us? Who else is with you? |
| 02:20:06:14 | 02:20:08:03 | Jesse [GM] | all of us |
| 02:20:08:05 | 02:20:09:04 | Brin [Basil] | All of you. |
| 02:20:10:04 | 02:20:11:21 | Dave [Xeros] | is that like all of them |
| 02:20:10:16 | 02:20:11:17 | Chris [TBD] | that’s what I’m wondering |
| 02:20:12:19 | 02:20:15:02 | Brin [Basil] | What are you, some kind of gaddy-anton robbers? |
| 02:20:16:14 | 02:20:17:11 | Steve [Nortle] | A rubber band |
| 02:20:16:19 | 02:20:18:11 | Brin [Basil] | I tried so hard. |
| 02:20:18:16 | 02:20:26:04 | Jesse [GM] | the radiant yeah but good job good job no not they’re on it not the ready at this |
| 02:20:18:22 | 02:20:23:13 | Dave [Xeros] | they’re called the radiatans here by chance actually we do have that |
| 02:20:22:17 | 02:20:23:28 | Chris [TBD] | So rad. |
| 02:20:24:14 | 02:20:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | Right! |
| 02:20:26:04 | 02:20:33:19 | Jesse [GM] | no no no non -no no please yeah um make uh make like a |
| 02:20:27:29 | 02:20:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s where you sell the children to down the way |
| 02:20:36:28 | 02:20:47:17 | Jesse [GM] | um uh like an intelligent you need to determine how if you wanted to |
| 02:20:41:25 | 02:20:45:09 | Brin [Basil] | Like investigation? Intimidation. Investigation. |
| 02:20:42:22 | 02:20:43:13 | Dave [Xeros] | intimidation check |
| 02:20:46:18 | 02:20:47:04 | Brin [Basil] | Perception. |
| 02:20:47:17 | 02:20:50:16 | Jesse [GM] | determine like if this guy’s capable of really having |
| 02:20:51:11 | 02:20:52:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s probably an insight. |
| 02:20:53:10 | 02:20:53:18 | Dave [Xeros] | check |
| 02:20:53:17 | 02:20:56:09 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, okay, great. One of my worst. |
| 02:20:57:16 | 02:20:59:09 | Brin [Basil] | Poo poo. Someone else roll. |
| 02:21:00:17 | 02:21:01:23 | Dave [Xeros] | You got good wisdom, don’t you? |
| 02:21:01:28 | 02:21:02:21 | Chris [TBD] | Uhhh |
| 02:21:02:28 | 02:21:03:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m terrible. |
| 02:21:03:12 | 02:21:06:26 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, we decided on insight. Oh, I guess that’s the same thing. Same thing. |
| 02:21:08:00 | 02:21:14:02 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like Nortle probably could’ve caught up by now, stepped outside and looked around and been like, oh! |
| 02:21:15:18 | 02:21:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! |
| 02:21:15:26 | 02:21:17:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I’ll be taking that! |
| 02:21:16:26 | 02:21:27:04 | Brin [Basil] | There’s nothing |
| 02:21:18:11 | 02:21:27:27 | Jesse [GM] | does he catch up at a what we would think of as a standard turtle pace because he’s pretty he’s very depressed about his uh |
| 02:21:24:13 | 02:21:25:17 | Steve [Nortle] | No, no. |
| 02:21:27:04 | 02:21:39:03 | Brin [Basil] | standard about Norgal. He defies Charlie Brownie. |
| 02:21:28:13 | 02:21:32:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, Nortles has a 40… 40 feet walking speed. |
| 02:21:32:07 | 02:21:36:01 | Jesse [GM] | yeah but you failed in the chase so i’m wondering if you’re charlie browning over to |
| 02:21:36:26 | 02:21:37:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, okay. |
| 02:21:38:20 | 02:21:39:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Good grief. |
| 02:21:40:11 | 02:21:41:22 | Chris [TBD] | doing? |
| 02:21:41:20 | 02:21:42:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Lucy! |
| 02:21:43:08 | 02:21:51:18 | Jesse [GM] | trying to figure out if you can have a negotiate like a real conversation with this guy so you’re using insight to see if uh you can actually get |
| 02:21:47:16 | 02:21:48:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, insight him. |
| 02:21:51:18 | 02:22:03:11 | Jesse [GM] | anything out of him oh nice okay so you recognize uh you’re kind of familiar because of like the |
| 02:21:55:29 | 02:21:57:08 | Chris [TBD] | Unnatural 20 |
| 02:21:57:20 | 02:21:58:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh wow. |
| 02:22:03:11 | 02:22:10:26 | Jesse [GM] | music scene and your history and everything yeah you no not only does this drug like |
| 02:22:03:21 | 02:22:08:11 | Chris [TBD] | Music scene Jimmy Eccentrics and I, you know, hanging out. |
| 02:22:10:26 | 02:22:17:00 | Jesse [GM] | kind of knock people out but also just like this creature there’s like years and years |
| 02:22:17:00 | 02:22:24:18 | Jesse [GM] | of this like uh yeah different kinds of abuse and this like things are not wired correctly |
| 02:22:19:03 | 02:22:19:15 | Chris [TBD] | Abuse? |
| 02:22:24:18 | 02:22:31:04 | Jesse [GM] | upstairs uh and so like if you’re trying to like i’m not gonna not gonna happen |
| 02:22:28:15 | 02:22:30:17 | Chris [TBD] | Reason with this guy? Not gonna happen. |
| 02:22:31:27 | 02:22:32:29 | Chris [TBD] | This is a waste of time. |
| 02:22:33:14 | 02:22:34:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, let’s go sell him. |
| 02:22:34:23 | 02:22:36:13 | Chris [TBD] | I just want to know one thing. |
| 02:22:37:15 | 02:22:39:07 | Chris [TBD] | Have you ever heard of the band Kilosaurus? |
| 02:22:41:18 | 02:22:43:20 | Jesse [GM] | don’t kill us please no |
| 02:22:44:18 | 02:22:45:27 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, you’re useless to me. |
| 02:22:46:13 | 02:22:53:27 | Brin [Basil] | Can I just |
| 02:22:46:17 | 02:22:48:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, are we just going to take him over the guards? |
| 02:22:48:23 | 02:22:49:05 | Chris [TBD] | No! |
| 02:22:49:20 | 02:22:51:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you really going to let him go? |
| 02:22:51:08 | 02:22:52:29 | Chris [TBD] | Well, I mean we got our stuff back. |
| 02:22:52:10 | 02:22:54:13 | Jesse [GM] | let’s go |
| 02:22:54:08 | 02:22:57:29 | Chris [TBD] | You know what I wanna do? I wanna follow him. I want to let him go, and I want |
| 02:22:57:08 | 02:23:00:05 | Brin [Basil] | Don’t say that so loud Gosh |
| 02:22:59:20 | 02:23:00:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Can I… |
| 02:22:59:23 | 02:23:01:25 | Chris [TBD] | He has no clue what’s going on. |
| 02:23:00:02 | 02:23:05:15 | Dave [Xeros] | i can i do something real quick okay hey what’s what’s all y ‘all’s |
| 02:23:06:10 | 02:23:08:11 | Jesse [GM] | hmm |
| 02:23:09:11 | 02:23:09:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Legion. |
| 02:23:09:24 | 02:23:12:28 | Jesse [GM] | um let’s say uh |
| 02:23:13:29 | 02:23:14:14 | Chris [TBD] | Leganus. |
| 02:23:17:10 | 02:23:24:10 | Jesse [GM] | he’s gonna give you three names but I haven’t thought |
| 02:23:23:19 | 02:23:30:11 | Dave [Xeros] | like you could just do like the you know three musketeers or something |
| 02:23:30:29 | 02:23:38:18 | Dave [Xeros] | athos porthos and cartanian aramis tartanian peter |
| 02:23:33:13 | 02:23:35:17 | Brin [Basil] | James, John and Michael |
| 02:23:37:19 | 02:23:38:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Ed and Eddie? |
| 02:23:41:06 | 02:23:46:06 | Brin [Basil] | That’s not There you go I meant to say something else |
| 02:23:46:25 | 02:23:54:15 | Jesse [GM] | uh we’ll worry about the names themselves later but but he is going to give you three names um and |
| 02:23:55:18 | 02:24:02:21 | Jesse [GM] | uh that is kind of all you get out of him he kind of spits out like some names |
| 02:24:00:28 | 02:24:11:03 | Dave [Xeros] | like no other details so i i know what he looks like he’s a wafy elf he has three names and if we let him go |
| 02:24:06:10 | 02:24:06:28 | Jesse [GM] | waifey |
| 02:24:11:03 | 02:24:16:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to cast my uh scrying on him |
| 02:24:16:05 | 02:24:26:27 | Dave [Xeros] | so it just tracks him so we don’t actually have to him. If there’s anything I’ve learned |
| 02:24:24:04 | 02:24:24:16 | Chris [TBD] | The work |
| 02:24:26:27 | 02:24:28:26 | Dave [Xeros] | from you, TBD, it’s like a |
| 02:24:34:17 | 02:24:36:03 | Dave [Xeros] | for the magic. |
| 02:24:42:17 | 02:24:49:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, I’m casting Scrying. I have a good first-hand familiar knowledge of this guy. |
| 02:24:48:04 | 02:24:56:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t spell that. |
| 02:24:50:18 | 02:24:54:11 | Jesse [GM] | let’s say for now the names he gives you are Meshach Shadrach |
| 02:24:56:09 | 02:24:58:29 | Chris [TBD] | Three bad brothers That are good to go |
| 02:24:59:25 | 02:25:02:04 | Jesse [GM] | we’ll work on those |
| 02:25:00:28 | 02:25:02:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Me shatterkin abendigo! |
| 02:25:04:07 | 02:25:05:14 | Jesse [GM] | I don’t know what’s happening |
| 02:25:05:16 | 02:25:06:11 | Chris [TBD] | Beastie boys |
| 02:25:08:19 | 02:25:10:29 | Jesse [GM] | they have a bible mix |
| 02:25:10:05 | 02:25:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, they do. |
| 02:25:12:08 | 02:25:14:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Fowl Claw is like, it’s on my second playlist. |
| 02:25:14:20 | 02:25:16:03 | Brin [Basil] | They do now. |
| 02:25:17:13 | 02:25:23:08 | Jesse [GM] | okay we’ll retcon those names and then we’ll use our retcon token on those names probably later but for now yeah |
| 02:25:18:01 | 02:25:19:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright, so… |
| 02:25:20:29 | 02:25:22:02 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah, yeah. |
| 02:25:23:06 | 02:25:34:20 | Dave [Xeros] | They have to make a uh a wisdom saving throw of 17 minus five so that is uh wisdom saving |
| 02:25:34:20 | 02:25:41:29 | Dave [Xeros] | throw up 22 to stop my orb from falling right yeah i |
| 02:25:38:18 | 02:25:50:15 | Jesse [GM] | they’re not going to do it can I add uh for the sake of you know getting to 22 uh can I roll a d20 and like a d6 |
| 02:25:51:29 | 02:25:58:27 | Dave [Xeros] | if it’s just yes if you get a perfect on it like yes I prefer a 2 and 4 |
| 02:25:55:22 | 02:25:57:16 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay we’ll give him |
| 02:25:59:10 | 02:26:03:19 | Jesse [GM] | oh he got an 18 wow Okay. Impressive. |
| 02:26:02:03 | 02:26:04:06 | Dave [Xeros] | okay close in safe |
| 02:26:04:23 | 02:26:09:16 | Jesse [GM] | All right, so your scrying works. Yeah, you have a little eyeball on it now, right? Okay. |
| 02:26:08:15 | 02:26:10:13 | Dave [Xeros] | yep so wherever he goes |
| 02:26:11:04 | 02:26:18:26 | Jesse [GM] | Cool. He offers you his purple build for his freedom still. He has a pouch essentially. |
| 02:26:19:09 | 02:26:22:17 | Dave [Xeros] | a big pouch or small pouch medium pouch |
| 02:26:20:24 | 02:26:27:21 | Jesse [GM] | It’s a medium pouch. It’s the medium pouch there is probably enough for like one dose for each of you okay |
| 02:26:21:18 | 02:26:22:16 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s a nickel bag. |
| 02:26:23:16 | 02:26:34:10 | Brin [Basil] | Um, um, we’re gonna roll and whoever gets a higher roll gets to hold it. |
| 02:26:26:21 | 02:26:28:23 | Chris [TBD] | I am not going to take it. |
| 02:26:26:23 | 02:26:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | so not a dime bag |
| 02:26:34:05 | 02:26:35:08 | Chris [TBD] | I like that. |
| 02:26:34:15 | 02:26:39:00 | Dave [Xeros] | perfect no no no straight roll |
| 02:26:39:18 | 02:26:42:01 | Brin [Basil] | Straight D20, whoever gets higher. |
| 02:26:42:14 | 02:26:43:29 | Jesse [GM] | yeah don’t let him add anything |
| 02:26:43:19 | 02:26:47:14 | Brin [Basil] | Three, two, one… What? |
| 02:26:49:25 | 02:26:50:28 | Dave [Xeros] | blew me out of the water 7 |
| 02:26:51:08 | 02:26:58:19 | Jesse [GM] | Dang, you should have taken a lot more than that. You should have held it. You should’ve bargained for his pants. Whoever rolls higher gets to wear the pants. |
| 02:26:54:08 | 02:27:01:07 | Chris [TBD] | Nice work. Nice work I would stand for this party now |
| 02:26:58:10 | 02:27:05:13 | Dave [Xeros] | oh i wear the pants in this party now yeah oh yeah hey hey |
| 02:26:58:29 | 02:27:01:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I wear the pants in this party now! |
| 02:27:01:08 | 02:27:04:19 | Brin [Basil] | No you don’t! Give me that purple filth! |
| 02:27:06:05 | 02:27:11:06 | Brin [Basil] | And I put it in my satchel. and pull out my katana and point it at you. |
| 02:27:12:23 | 02:27:23:09 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re gonna cut the lines with that you just gotta it’s going to be a really long line you can dump out the entire thing probably gonna make two lines out of that so if you okay later later tonight |
| 02:27:24:02 | 02:27:25:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Back of the Hobo Hoboken? |
| 02:27:25:09 | 02:27:30:10 | Jesse [GM] | Real quick in the middle of this argument how long is your scrying last on this guy? Is there time? |
| 02:27:29:16 | 02:27:30:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s hours. |
| 02:27:31:17 | 02:27:34:23 | Jesse [GM] | I’m just wondering if this is like a day’s thing or an hour’s thing |
| 02:27:36:27 | 02:27:38:14 | Dave [Xeros] | On a successful… |
| 02:27:41:29 | 02:27:44:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m pretty sure it was like eight hours or something like that. |
| 02:27:45:08 | 02:27:49:20 | Brin [Basil] | I actually remember you saying that at one point. |
| 02:27:48:02 | 02:27:51:18 | Jesse [GM] | okay so basically through the night time |
| 02:27:49:07 | 02:27:50:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Up to ten minutes. |
| 02:27:52:11 | 02:27:56:20 | Dave [Xeros] | No, that’s casting time. Duration concentration up to ten minutes. Yep. |
| 02:27:57:00 | 02:27:58:01 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, JK! |
| 02:27:59:17 | 02:28:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I thought it was hours |
| 02:27:59:21 | 02:28:00:08 | Jesse [GM] | ok |
| 02:28:01:19 | 02:28:02:22 | Jesse [GM] | not very long |
| 02:28:05:05 | 02:28:11:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I think the reason why it was so long is because we were in combat last time and it was just like ten minutes that’s an eternity |
| 02:28:06:29 | 02:28:16:02 | Steve [Nortle] | did I miss anything? oh my maravaka |
| 02:28:08:00 | 02:28:08:29 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 02:28:16:29 | 02:28:23:05 | Dave [Xeros] | The great thing is, though, is Ayak actually can just after breaks since I know who he is and I know the names. |
| 02:28:24:11 | 02:28:25:14 | Jesse [GM] | ok |
| 02:28:25:13 | 02:28:27:05 | Dave [Xeros] | So I don’t have to see him |
| 02:28:29:06 | 02:28:30:23 | Jesse [GM] | anywhere he goes you have |
| 02:28:29:11 | 02:28:36:03 | Dave [Xeros] | If you want to go back to the Hobo Hoboken and cut some Katana line wake up in the morning |
| 02:28:35:19 | 02:28:41:22 | Steve [Nortle] | well i don’t know what the katana line is but i was just at the hotel and it seems as though they’re upset about the wall |
| 02:28:41:29 | 02:28:44:09 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re not going to go back to the hobo Hobokken |
| 02:28:42:20 | 02:28:46:14 | Brin [Basil] | So we’re going to go somewhere else. Is there a brothel anywhere nearby? |
| 02:28:47:07 | 02:28:47:21 | Steve [Nortle] | arrow |
| 02:28:48:22 | 02:28:49:06 | Steve [Nortle] | TBD |
| 02:28:50:02 | 02:28:51:00 | Jesse [GM] | that’s why you suggest |
| 02:28:50:10 | 02:28:53:11 | Brin [Basil] | You know what? I want a massage. Let’s go. |
| 02:28:53:29 | 02:28:54:22 | Steve [Nortle] | foul claw |
| 02:28:55:21 | 02:28:58:03 | Brin [Basil] | My back hurts so bad. |
| 02:29:00:05 | 02:29:00:28 | Chris [TBD] | maybe |
| 02:29:02:09 | 02:29:03:18 | Chris [TBD] | that’s all she does |
| 02:29:02:15 | 02:29:19:24 | Brin [Basil] | that’s all she does. She goes there to get groomed I mean |
| 02:29:03:27 | 02:29:05:21 | Dave [Xeros] | all she does. Yeah. |
| 02:29:07:28 | 02:29:14:20 | Jesse [GM] | I don’t want to go here please don’t make me make this place please don’t make me |
| 02:29:11:10 | 02:29:12:02 | Chris [TBD] | scampers |
| 02:29:14:21 | 02:29:17:09 | Dave [Xeros] | of a shifter. A little shifty place. |
| 02:29:15:01 | 02:29:16:10 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 02:29:17:20 | 02:29:19:25 | Jesse [GM] | okay so yeah |
| 02:29:19:24 | 02:29:21:04 | Brin [Basil] | the animal version of |
| 02:29:21:04 | 02:30:18:28 | Brin [Basil] | that word. I |
| 02:29:22:26 | 02:29:34:23 | Jesse [GM] | as you guys are wrapping up here you let your new friend go and he scampers off into the shadows uh and your party members well not party members |
| 02:29:34:23 | 02:29:39:00 | Jesse [GM] | you hear kind of in the distance people from the tavern like where |
| 02:29:40:06 | 02:29:46:07 | Jesse [GM] | the hell those people go they destroyed this place what’s up and like people are mad that you have like destroyed the taver |
| 02:29:45:01 | 02:29:52:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to take an additional 20 gold pieces, distort value on this and just chuck it down the alley as we run the other way. |
| 02:29:52:17 | 02:29:54:29 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right great yeah so |
| 02:29:52:24 | 02:29:53:13 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:29:54:03 | 02:29:57:24 | Chris [TBD] | It’s always his answer. Throw money at it. |
| 02:29:58:26 | 02:30:01:16 | Jesse [GM] | literally literally throw money |
| 02:29:59:01 | 02:29:59:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey. |
| 02:30:00:03 | 02:30:02:01 | Chris [TBD] | Literally throw money at |
| 02:30:00:11 | 02:30:03:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah I mean I am my father’s son |
| 02:30:06:05 | 02:30:13:19 | Jesse [GM] | okay we’ll come back we’ll be able to come back to this yeah he’s got he’s got a lot |
| 02:30:08:24 | 02:30:11:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Like Pearl Oh you |
| 02:30:13:08 | 02:30:15:22 | Steve [Nortle] | The line between you and Eros blurs often. |
| 02:30:15:11 | 02:30:16:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:30:15:20 | 02:30:16:10 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:30:18:28 | 02:30:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | don’t think I could have said |
| 02:30:20:14 | 02:30:36:21 | Brin [Basil] | that better. I really couldn’t have said it better! Right, |
| 02:30:25:09 | 02:30:26:03 | Jesse [GM] | you who are new |
| 02:30:26:26 | 02:30:31:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Thanks for watching on YouTube, Twitch, and TikTok or whatever. |
| 02:30:29:06 | 02:30:33:18 | Jesse [GM] | Dave is a complex character |
| 02:30:30:02 | 02:30:31:03 | Chris [TBD] | whatever we’re on |
| 02:30:34:22 | 02:30:35:08 | Jesse [GM] | arrows |
| 02:30:36:21 | 02:30:38:13 | Brin [Basil] | that’s who we’re talking about! |
| 02:30:39:06 | 02:30:47:01 | Jesse [GM] | so yeah, you run in the other direction TBD, you still kind of know the layout of the area and you know that there is like |
| 02:30:47:09 | 02:30:47:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Brothel. |
| 02:30:49:20 | 02:30:50:26 | Chris [TBD] | it’s more like an Airbnb |
| 02:30:50:29 | 02:30:53:22 | Jesse [GM] | the brothel the brothel |
| 02:30:52:06 | 02:30:53:27 | Dave [Xeros] | An air BJB. |
| 02:30:54:11 | 02:30:54:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Whoa! |
| 02:30:56:26 | 02:31:04:05 | Chris [TBD] | Blew my ears off when he said that. |
| 02:30:59:15 | 02:31:00:11 | Jesse [GM] | that’s how bad |
| 02:31:01:02 | 02:31:12:28 | Steve [Nortle] | It was so bad at… I actually don’t know that one… I don’t think that one |
| 02:31:05:28 | 02:31:07:01 | Brin [Basil] | Pergusette everyone |
| 02:31:07:06 | 02:31:09:00 | Jesse [GM] | whatever this thing is called |
| 02:31:10:07 | 02:31:10:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:12:28 | 02:31:15:18 | Steve [Nortle] | actually was the Percocet. I think that was just the Dave. |
| 02:31:16:19 | 02:31:18:06 | Jesse [GM] | is just a cover for Dave to be Dave |
| 02:31:18:24 | 02:31:26:15 | Dave [Xeros] | It is – it’s just like I have Tourette’s and I’m using it as like a – yeah, okay, I accept your criticisms. |
| 02:31:27:03 | 02:31:29:28 | Jesse [GM] | okay so what ever this thing is called |
| 02:31:31:15 | 02:31:42:22 | Jesse [GM] | you threw the gold and now there’s sort of an angry mob between view and the brothel so TBD you know of uh like a hotel type you know an inn |
| 02:31:32:28 | 02:31:34:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, we’re going the other way. |
| 02:31:42:04 | 02:31:46:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, it’s actually |
| 02:31:42:22 | 02:31:43:23 | Jesse [GM] | where you can stay |
| 02:31:47:18 | 02:31:50:01 | Chris [TBD] | it’s just a buddy of mine in town. |
| 02:31:51:02 | 02:31:56:25 | Chris [TBD] | One of our fans comes to all our shows when we’re in town and usually bunk up with him |
| 02:31:58:12 | 02:32:00:17 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no Bunk up |
| 02:32:00:21 | 02:32:03:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Bunk up. I mean that means they were sleeping in the same room |
| 02:32:03:18 | 02:32:04:16 | Chris [TBD] | I mean |
| 02:32:05:04 | 02:32:06:22 | Jesse [GM] | you guys done that before we all like |
| 02:32:07:08 | 02:32:10:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, we got a lot of purple filth going on tonight. |
| 02:32:11:04 | 02:32:18:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Won’t you just sit in the fire regardless? you haven’t wanted to do a cuddle puddle in a long time |
| 02:32:13:01 | 02:32:14:22 | Dave [Xeros] | But that’s the thing is |
| 02:32:19:20 | 02:32:20:05 | Chris [TBD] | Anyways |
| 02:32:20:04 | 02:32:20:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just |
| 02:32:21:19 | 02:32:23:04 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re still working through |
| 02:32:22:22 | 02:32:23:22 | Chris [TBD] | I know a buddy |
| 02:32:26:00 | 02:32:35:22 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s just We can lay low at his house. Let’s get some rest, and then let’s sort out what we need to do tomorrow morning. We’ve got to get Falclaw back to school. |
| 02:32:26:15 | 02:32:27:18 | Dave [Xeros] | A guy |
| 02:32:36:04 | 02:32:37:05 | Jesse [GM] | claw is in the tavern |
| 02:32:36:23 | 02:32:47:29 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s still at the tavern Yeah We didn’t I didn’t bother I tried I tried to get him to come along doing like sign language and he thought that I was just like trying to |
| 02:32:37:13 | 02:32:38:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:44:05 | 02:32:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | We’re just gonna |
| 02:32:48:19 | 02:32:53:14 | Steve [Nortle] | generate the lyrics ASL style And Was not impressed |
| 02:32:50:06 | 02:32:50:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:32:51:18 | 02:32:51:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:32:51:26 | 02:32:59:03 | Jesse [GM] | he did he did hit pause once on the song when he noticed you like attempting to pray in some |
| 02:32:59:03 | 02:33:07:11 | Jesse [GM] | form like he could he could see the dilemma and he was like yeah yeah |
| 02:33:02:26 | 02:33:03:16 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 02:33:03:02 | 02:33:05:14 | Dave [Xeros] | This is a very big git for GOG. |
| 02:33:06:24 | 02:33:11:04 | Steve [Nortle] | And then I threw the hat down and he was like, oh okay never mind. |
| 02:33:11:28 | 02:33:12:08 | Chris [TBD] | Anyways. |
| 02:33:13:10 | 02:33:15:20 | Steve [Nortle] | But I put my miter back on. |
| 02:33:14:24 | 02:33:18:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I really want to try this on at some point, by the way. |
| 02:33:19:19 | 02:33:20:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Stay away from my hat. |
| 02:33:19:29 | 02:33:24:22 | Jesse [GM] | so yeah you guys go to this your buddy’s place |
| 02:33:24:16 | 02:33:25:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah my buddy. |
| 02:33:25:08 | 02:33:34:15 | Jesse [GM] | um okay you arrive at uh this this house and it is a little bit bigger than the other structures |
| 02:33:34:07 | 02:33:39:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Are we in the commons? Okay. It’s like made out of shipping containers or something like that. |
| 02:33:34:15 | 02:33:37:21 | Jesse [GM] | around you’re still in the comments yep um |
| 02:33:36:06 | 02:33:43:13 | Chris [TBD] | yeah uh buddy |
| 02:33:39:04 | 02:33:40:21 | Steve [Nortle] | What’s your friend’s name? |
| 02:33:43:13 | 02:33:51:22 | Chris [TBD] | mcbud face yeah it’s buddy is his full name mcbudd middle name |
| 02:33:45:02 | 02:33:46:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, so you’re saying Bud. |
| 02:33:47:27 | 02:33:48:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Bud. |
| 02:33:51:23 | 02:33:58:07 | Chris [TBD] | budface correct yeah yeah |
| 02:33:53:07 | 02:33:57:13 | Steve [Nortle] | And it’s face not Fache. He’s not like Italian. Okay. |
| 02:33:56:18 | 02:34:04:20 | Jesse [GM] | he backstory he was way too he was just glad that you recognized him at all of the shows So he was like, this is my name now. |
| 02:34:04:26 | 02:34:16:04 | Jesse [GM] | Like, you met your celebrity and he’s like, I’m not going to – This is what I go by now. I’m NOT going to correct him. |
| 02:34:06:02 | 02:34:07:01 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 02:34:06:16 | 02:34:08:08 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s actually not his real name. |
| 02:34:07:20 | 02:34:08:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:34:07:20 | 02:34:08:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:34:08:29 | 02:34:10:07 | Steve [Nortle] | His name is Luis. |
| 02:34:16:17 | 02:34:19:13 | Jesse [GM] | This is who I am. So you’re at Bud’s house. |
| 02:34:18:26 | 02:34:25:14 | Chris [TBD] | did you know i called ryan stock brian the first year that i knew him he never corrected me |
| 02:34:25:14 | 02:34:37:07 | Chris [TBD] | i thought his name was brian it was bryan the whole time buddy oh |
| 02:34:29:19 | 02:34:30:14 | Jesse [GM] | Buddy McBudface. |
| 02:34:32:02 | 02:34:34:21 | Jesse [GM] | Okay! You get to his house. He’s actually not there. |
| 02:34:36:11 | 02:34:48:04 | Jesse [GM] | He’s not there? No, his house is empty but, like, you know that you can stay there. okay so you go yeah high security shack |
| 02:34:37:07 | 02:34:48:20 | Chris [TBD] | he’s not there yeah yeah we’re good we’re great buddies that’s a secret knock actually it’s a sacred knock an |
| 02:34:41:29 | 02:34:46:04 | Brin [Basil] | They know this is a good time. |
| 02:34:48:20 | 02:34:57:10 | Chris [TBD] | arcane knock that you gotta know that the proper sequence but it’s an arcade knock correct |
| 02:34:54:29 | 02:35:00:26 | Jesse [GM] | don’t use yeah i was gonna say yeah you just like whistle the tune or something yeah |
| 02:34:55:01 | 02:34:56:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s just the drum line to your |
| 02:34:57:10 | 02:35:06:25 | Chris [TBD] | that’s exactly right he’s a fan he’s big fan yep yep exactly |
| 02:34:58:20 | 02:34:59:07 | Steve [Nortle] | song. |
| 02:35:02:25 | 02:35:05:16 | Steve [Nortle] | But it’s like in 4-4 time, |
| 02:35:03:01 | 02:35:10:03 | Dave [Xeros] | oh yeah that’s right it takes us like most of the night to hammer it |
| 02:35:13:07 | 02:35:14:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Kill a sword! |
| 02:35:14:13 | 02:35:26:08 | Jesse [GM] | you guys go into this house um and he’s this is kind of a regular thing like you’ve kind of gained his status is elevated a little bit because of like he knows you, Yeah. |
| 02:35:22:14 | 02:35:23:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:35:24:19 | 02:35:26:07 | Chris [TBD] | He knows people, yeah. |
| 02:35:26:13 | 02:35:29:17 | Jesse [GM] | He’s like semi-famous or something because of his association with you. |
| 02:35:28:22 | 02:35:31:07 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s got like a giant portrait of you on his wall. |
| 02:35:30:20 | 02:35:31:04 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah. |
| 02:35:31:17 | 02:35:34:01 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s one of the felt |
| 02:35:34:26 | 02:35:37:26 | Brin [Basil] | For some reason it’s on the ceiling above his bed. |
| 02:35:35:11 | 02:35:35:28 | Steve [Nortle] | posters. |
| 02:35:39:01 | 02:35:40:19 | Dave [Xeros] | The edges are kind of crusty. |
| 02:35:39:20 | 02:35:40:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:35:40:15 | 02:35:41:26 | Jesse [GM] | but he actually has, |
| 02:35:41:07 | 02:35:48:06 | Chris [TBD] | He’s a good friend! I see absolutely nothing wrong with any of this like I don’t… It does not faze me whatsoever. |
| 02:35:45:21 | 02:35:47:19 | Brin [Basil] | I mean arrows! |
| 02:35:49:23 | 02:35:51:16 | Jesse [GM] | He actually has uh, |
| 02:35:52:26 | 02:36:04:20 | Jesse [GM] | um, so he has other people who like come and crash at his place. Like you’re like, this is kind of common for people to come and stay here a lot of people are welcome comment in the comments yep so he has a bunk bed that’s like |
| 02:35:57:21 | 02:35:58:24 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah |
| 02:35:59:03 | 02:36:00:17 | Brin [Basil] | It’s common in the comments. |
| 02:36:00:19 | 02:36:02:28 | Chris [TBD] | It’s McBuddy’s crash place |
| 02:36:04:26 | 02:36:05:24 | Steve [Nortle] | I call top! |
| 02:36:06:14 | 02:36:12:26 | Jesse [GM] | it’s it’s like four beds high okay there’s a couple of these okay um |
| 02:36:09:19 | 02:36:10:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Does he have a fireplace? |
| 02:36:12:18 | 02:36:14:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to make one if he doesn’t. |
| 02:36:14:06 | 02:36:19:10 | Jesse [GM] | there’s no fireplace and there’s not really any firewood unless you were to take something from the rubble back there or something |
| 02:36:18:05 | 02:36:19:10 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s fine, I’ll… |
| 02:36:18:22 | 02:36:23:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Just take the furniture from that one family and take all that they have. |
| 02:36:21:23 | 02:36:31:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. I’m just gonna… If it’s kind of what I’m used to in the commons we’re just going to kick a hole in the wall and then I’m Just Gonna Sit Like It’s A Fireplace |
| 02:36:31:11 | 02:36:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | And I’m just going to turn my fire on and just start meditating a little until these guys go to sleep. |
| 02:36:34:08 | 02:36:35:27 | Brin [Basil] | Turn my fire off. |
| 02:36:34:11 | 02:36:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 02:36:39:11 | 02:36:49:02 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, did you say there was someone there already? Got it. Yeah, I’m taking the top. |
| 02:36:42:16 | 02:36:48:15 | Jesse [GM] | there’s just other people who stay there so he has a very layered bunk bed system for all these |
| 02:36:49:09 | 02:36:51:14 | Steve [Nortle] | No, no. I’d take him to top. |
| 02:36:50:20 | 02:36:52:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, you’re going have to roll for this. |
| 02:36:51:06 | 02:36:52:12 | Chris [TBD] | You already took the top! |
| 02:36:51:26 | 02:36:55:00 | Jesse [GM] | yeah I think you gotta roll you gotta arm wrestle for this |
| 02:36:54:27 | 02:36:55:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, let’s arm wrestle. |
| 02:36:55:14 | 02:36:59:02 | Dave [Xeros] | You both really want to stare at TBD’s portrait on the ceiling? |
| 02:36:59:02 | 02:37:03:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Yes? Wait, are we doing athletics or just strength? |
| 02:37:05:05 | 02:37:13:15 | Chris [TBD] | Whichever you prefer it’s like the beginning of predator okay |
| 02:37:05:14 | 02:37:09:21 | Jesse [GM] | probably strength for an arm wrestle just brute strength |
| 02:37:07:20 | 02:37:14:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Yeah. It’s like the beginning of Predator when Arnold Schwarzenegger… Dang it! |
| 02:37:10:23 | 02:37:12:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, exactly. |
| 02:37:13:11 | 02:37:14:09 | Jesse [GM] | yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:37:13:15 | 02:37:21:18 | Chris [TBD] | i got 15 oh |
| 02:37:17:10 | 02:37:17:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Alright. |
| 02:37:20:17 | 02:37:21:00 | Steve [Nortle] | 22. |
| 02:37:21:18 | 02:37:25:26 | Chris [TBD] | man normal yeah all right |
| 02:37:23:03 | 02:37:27:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I get the top bunk! Climb climb! Climb climbing! Climb climbed! |
| 02:37:25:22 | 02:37:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | You go – you’re like eye level with the top bunk anyway and as you approach the bed, you just see Nortle he’s already tucked up in his shell and everything. |
| 02:37:35:01 | 02:37:37:23 | Jesse [GM] | His eyes are just peering out at you from the shelf. |
| 02:37:36:11 | 02:37:40:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Why does he need a bed anyway? He carries his house on his back. |
| 02:37:38:02 | 02:37:38:21 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:37:41:29 | 02:37:45:17 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like, oh, this really hard shell needs a lot of comfort underneath it. |
| 02:37:44:14 | 02:37:46:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I like being comfortable! |
| 02:37:47:04 | 02:37:51:01 | Chris [TBD] | That’s your shell. |
| 02:37:48:20 | 02:37:52:16 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m going to pretend that still makes a different sound. That’s my shell sound. |
| 02:37:51:29 | 02:37:53:17 | Jesse [GM] | I think it’s great. I think It’s Great. |
| 02:37:53:10 | 02:37:55:03 | Chris [TBD] | All right, I’ll take the middle bunk. |
| 02:37:54:29 | 02:38:05:26 | Jesse [GM] | Cool. So, yeah . It’s pretty late at this point. you guys probably want to rest up um okay |
| 02:37:58:22 | 02:38:07:07 | Dave [Xeros] | All those bunks are sagging down onto the bottom creak. |
| 02:38:04:20 | 02:38:05:09 | Chris [TBD] | Freak. |
| 02:38:05:26 | 02:38:10:27 | Jesse [GM] | so i think you’re probably back with the full health |
| 02:38:11:26 | 02:38:13:08 | Chris [TBD] | We’re finishing the night? |
| 02:38:13:17 | 02:38:35:19 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t |
| 02:38:14:17 | 02:38:15:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 02:38:17:08 | 02:38:24:18 | Jesse [GM] | uh just a time check for everybody it’s 11 20 or we uh |
| 02:38:17:15 | 02:38:18:14 | Dave [Xeros] | right. Nortle? Yeah! |
| 02:38:25:22 | 02:38:31:14 | Steve [Nortle] | I am on summer vacation, and I’m just going to rub that in. |
| 02:38:31:22 | 02:38:33:11 | Jesse [GM] | All right, 3 a.m., here we come. |
| 02:38:33:26 | 02:38:34:10 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. |
| 02:38:34:18 | 02:38:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | All right. |
| 02:38:35:05 | 02:38:36:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Would be the first time? |
| 02:38:35:19 | 02:38:35:29 | Brin [Basil] | do it. |
| 02:38:37:01 | 02:38:37:14 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 02:38:37:06 | 02:38:40:00 | Brin [Basil] | I canít do it again. Canít do 3 a.m. |
| 02:38:38:17 | 02:38:39:17 | Dave [Xeros] | We did three? |
| 02:38:41:02 | 02:38:47:27 | Brin [Basil] | No, I just did last night because I was watching TikTok and then And I deleted the app, so we’re good. |
| 02:38:44:29 | 02:38:45:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, that’s right. |
| 02:38:47:26 | 02:38:49:07 | Jesse [GM] | Sweet. Okay, yeah. |
| 02:38:49:25 | 02:38:54:27 | Brin [Basil] | I didn’t say it! I didn’ delete it! I just put in a folder where I can’t find it. |
| 02:38:54:21 | 02:38:55:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 02:38:55:21 | 02:38:57:08 | Jesse [GM] | Kay! Oh! |
| 02:38:55:25 | 02:38:57:10 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s shaped like a garbage can. |
| 02:38:57:20 | 02:39:01:03 | Brin [Basil] | It does… I literally have a folder that says trash. |
| 02:39:05:12 | 02:39:14:19 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. All right? So you spend the night here. You rest up. Morning comes. You wake up. Yeah, it’s pretty… It’s not cool. |
| 02:39:14:15 | 02:39:21:22 | Chris [TBD] | my hips |
| 02:39:14:25 | 02:39:19:09 | Jesse [GM] | You know, you’re a little tired from the previous day so you sleep in just a little bit |
| 02:39:21:22 | 02:39:25:00 | Brin [Basil] | Eros and I both have dark purple circles under our eyes. |
| 02:39:26:28 | 02:39:29:23 | Jesse [GM] | need you to roll i’m going to need you a role big time |
| 02:39:28:16 | 02:39:37:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Let’s do this. Is this a – what is it? Constitution? Well, no, I mean… |
| 02:39:34:08 | 02:39:34:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Constitution. |
| 02:39:36:07 | 02:39:39:18 | Steve [Nortle] | It would be a constitution saving throw is what it would be because you put… |
| 02:39:38:20 | 02:39:47:11 | Jesse [GM] | isn’t that what that’s what we had you do first uh to see if it affected you and then figured out what the effect was essentially right or sorry it’s it’s the same rule |
| 02:39:47:21 | 02:39:57:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I mean the idea of constitution saving throws would be that something about your body has to be overcome. |
| 02:39:55:04 | 02:40:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, so we’re doing Constitution then? |
| 02:39:57:26 | 02:40:07:23 | Steve [Nortle] | So yeah it’d be just straight const- Well it’s a saving throw so if you have proficiency you would add proficiency to it. |
| 02:40:07:10 | 02:40:09:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I’m not constitutional. |
| 02:40:09:26 | 02:40:14:18 | Brin [Basil] | I am, I go to 17. |
| 02:40:10:28 | 02:40:17:13 | Jesse [GM] | constitution unconstitutional oh nice you’re still gonna have hallucinations |
| 02:40:11:12 | 02:40:13:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I am very unconstitutional. |
| 02:40:15:11 | 02:40:16:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man. |
| 02:40:17:22 | 02:40:19:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I got four! |
| 02:40:19:14 | 02:40:26:22 | Jesse [GM] | oh cool okay awesome i love those dice so |
| 02:40:20:26 | 02:40:23:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I got a nat two with your stupid dice. |
| 02:40:27:06 | 02:40:27:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:29:23 | 02:40:39:07 | Jesse [GM] | so basil will go to you first um you let’s see so you’re gonna have so this is like it’s in this form especially uh like the powder |
| 02:40:39:13 | 02:40:39:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 02:40:40:10 | 02:40:51:16 | Jesse [GM] | nortle took like the roots and just like ate them that’s like its rawest form right when it’s crushed into power like this it’s purple filled after it goes through some refining people could use it in healing potions |
| 02:40:50:20 | 02:40:54:04 | Dave [Xeros] | And we had enough for six and we divided in two |
| 02:40:56:00 | 02:41:03:04 | Brin [Basil] | What is a successful dex for me to not have any effects of this? |
| 02:41:01:14 | 02:41:08:19 | Jesse [GM] | you yeah by default you’re gonna like there’s no |
| 02:41:08:08 | 02:41:10:16 | Brin [Basil] | No matter what, I’m going to have hallucinations. |
| 02:41:08:23 | 02:41:11:19 | Chris [TBD] | You took a drug! |
| 02:41:09:19 | 02:41:16:22 | Jesse [GM] | it’s it’s there’s there are other uh side effects that like compound if you fail like |
| 02:41:16:22 | 02:41:24:03 | Jesse [GM] | roll below 15 on this but you’re you just you’re yeah um |
| 02:41:18:11 | 02:41:18:27 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 02:41:20:08 | 02:41:21:09 | Brin [Basil] | I’m a 17th. |
| 02:41:21:17 | 02:41:22:03 | Dave [Xeros] | no matter what |
| 02:41:22:11 | 02:41:27:21 | Brin [Basil] | Right. Okay. Sweet. It wouldn’t matter anyways. Never mind. Go ahead. |
| 02:41:24:03 | 02:41:30:29 | Jesse [GM] | okay but yeah so you um let’s see |
| 02:41:34:14 | 02:41:44:26 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, so you When did you take this? Is this the middle of the night Is this before you go to bed You guys are just up And then you just And is this one dose |
| 02:41:39:09 | 02:41:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | well we waited for them to go to sleep and then it was just like |
| 02:41:42:08 | 02:41:43:07 | Chris [TBD] | Sneaky. |
| 02:41:43:01 | 02:41:50:22 | Brin [Basil] | And we use… No, no, no. No,no, no We split his share |
| 02:41:51:05 | 02:41:51:16 | Jesse [GM] | This |
| 02:41:52:01 | 02:41:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | only did half you you’re cutting it with a katana |
| 02:41:56:01 | 02:41:59:10 | Brin [Basil] | Yep We only did We split hit share |
| 02:41:58:04 | 02:42:01:29 | Jesse [GM] | Your giant katana Is just making these lines Of cocaine |
| 02:42:02:23 | 02:42:08:02 | Brin [Basil] | I also have What’s the short one called? I also have a short sword. Use that one. |
| 02:42:06:26 | 02:42:07:21 | Jesse [GM] | Oh okay |
| 02:42:07:15 | 02:42:10:21 | Dave [Xeros] | oh it’s like the katana and the other one what is it yeah |
| 02:42:07:20 | 02:42:14:02 | Chris [TBD] | A dagger? Oh, like a sepuku. |
| 02:42:09:17 | 02:42:13:11 | Brin [Basil] | What’s it called? Can’t remember the proper name for it. |
| 02:42:10:29 | 02:42:11:08 | Jesse [GM] | One |
| 02:42:13:03 | 02:42:22:18 | Jesse [GM] | somebody in the comments probably knows what it’s called uh so |
| 02:42:15:02 | 02:42:16:01 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s the suicide |
| 02:42:15:22 | 02:42:18:09 | Chris [TBD] | That’s the suit thing? I don’t know what I’m talking about. |
| 02:42:18:05 | 02:42:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | That’s seppuku, and then someone… |
| 02:42:19:16 | 02:42:20:01 | Chris [TBD] | Seppuku. |
| 02:42:21:08 | 02:42:22:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Just disembowel. |
| 02:42:22:18 | 02:42:33:23 | Jesse [GM] | you uh yeah you you’ve been having ever since you took this uh you’ve been in and out of sleep and so some of these are kind of like |
| 02:42:33:23 | 02:42:39:26 | Jesse [GM] | dreams but you’re having hallucinations kind of an in-and-out all night um and i’m gonna have to |
| 02:42:39:26 | 02:42:50:06 | Jesse [GM] | you need a roll i need you to roll d4 to figure out how long this is going to last we’ll say from |
| 02:42:47:11 | 02:42:48:09 | Brin [Basil] | How long? |
| 02:42:50:06 | 02:43:01:24 | Jesse [GM] | the time you wake up how much longer this is going to last two so for an hour you’re going have kind of in and out of hallucinations so you’re probably so if depending on where |
| 02:42:54:14 | 02:42:54:27 | Brin [Basil] | Two. |
| 02:42:56:26 | 02:42:57:06 | Brin [Basil] | Sweet! |
| 02:42:59:11 | 02:42:59:28 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 02:43:01:24 | 02:43:12:00 | Jesse [GM] | you guys find yourselves you could be at disadvantage because there are times where it would be hard to discern between like what’s reality and it’s not okay um nothing |
| 02:43:07:18 | 02:43:08:16 | Brin [Basil] | Right. Okay. |
| 02:43:08:24 | 02:43:10:01 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s my entire life. |
| 02:43:12:05 | 02:43:19:11 | Jesse [GM] | is real uh yeah go ahead and roll yours uh you’re gonna have to roll more things i think |
| 02:43:13:00 | 02:43:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Nothing is real. A D4? Is what he said? |
| 02:43:19:11 | 02:43:27:29 | Jesse [GM] | though no no wait you got a four this |
| 02:43:21:15 | 02:43:23:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, four total. |
| 02:43:24:14 | 02:43:27:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Total of four. Which is awesome. |
| 02:43:27:29 | 02:43:36:00 | Jesse [GM] | is fantastic the the the irony of this |
| 02:43:29:27 | 02:43:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Golf rules guys. It’s like par. |
| 02:43:29:28 | 02:43:30:07 | Steve [Nortle] | guys |
| 02:43:36:00 | 02:43:45:20 | Jesse [GM] | is just so good right now okay so because you got to for this character does whatever anyone tells them to do that isn’t obviously |
| 02:43:45:20 | 02:43:55:19 | Jesse [GM] | self-destructive you’re such a suggestive person all the time and always so persuasive this is just so fitting. So you’re extremely |
| 02:43:52:26 | 02:43:54:16 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re going to tell me to take a shower. |
| 02:43:56:07 | 02:43:57:21 | Steve [Nortle] | don’t put on your disguise |
| 02:43:58:18 | 02:43:58:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. |
| 02:43:59:05 | 02:44:04:21 | Jesse [GM] | So whatever people tell you to do you basically have to do it as long as |
| 02:44:01:27 | 02:44:02:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll do it. |
| 02:44:04:21 | 02:44:13:14 | Jesse [GM] | not self-struck. Yeah. And roll a D4 to see how long this will last. Okay. |
| 02:44:05:13 | 02:44:08:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. Yeah, as long as I’m like… Okay? |
| 02:44:10:07 | 02:44:23:16 | Chris [TBD] | arrows arrows I want you to tell me you love your cargo pants that’s |
| 02:44:18:19 | 02:44:22:12 | Dave [Xeros] | one? Like it was like this. What does that mean? |
| 02:44:22:04 | 02:44:29:12 | Jesse [GM] | It’s like the number that’s facing up or U for two hours |
| 02:44:23:16 | 02:44:25:15 | Chris [TBD] | a d8 |
| 02:44:24:02 | 02:44:35:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. It was four. It was four. I am open to suggestions. I’m open to |
| 02:44:26:29 | 02:44:28:13 | Steve [Nortle] | So for two hours? |
| 02:44:27:01 | 02:44:29:09 | Chris [TBD] | That’s the D4? Oh, wow. |
| 02:44:29:12 | 02:44:39:25 | Jesse [GM] | you are extremely suggestive suggestible you are open okay before we leave uh basil i want |
| 02:44:39:25 | 02:44:53:18 | Jesse [GM] | to make um i want you to make an insight check or what |
| 02:44:53:18 | 02:44:55:14 | Jesse [GM] | is your maybe we can use your passive |
| 02:44:57:04 | 02:45:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | insight? It would be yeah, passive insight. |
| 02:44:59:28 | 02:45:01:04 | Brin [Basil] | It’s taking a second to load here. |
| 02:45:09:04 | 02:45:16:28 | Brin [Basil] | that. Wait wait passive insight is 11, double 1 okay. |
| 02:45:17:11 | 02:45:23:19 | Jesse [GM] | why don’t you roll for uh an insight make an insight check and see if you can beat 15 |
| 02:45:24:07 | 02:45:27:13 | Chris [TBD] | Do we realize they’re under any sort of… |
| 02:45:28:21 | 02:45:35:19 | Dave [Xeros] | When you guys wake up you will automatically know after I start talking to you that I am under the |
| 02:45:35:04 | 02:45:38:14 | Brin [Basil] | Oh this is bad I rolled a four |
| 02:45:41:23 | 02:45:48:28 | Jesse [GM] | not unfortunately so your so your hallucinations they’re like just kind of chaos |
| 02:45:41:29 | 02:45:51:00 | Brin [Basil] | That it’s close super so |
| 02:45:47:29 | 02:45:48:15 | Chris [TBD] | Wild… |
| 02:45:48:28 | 02:45:54:28 | Jesse [GM] | wilds like they’re kind of bad like i think you’re a little like you almost feel like maybe |
| 02:45:55:16 | 02:45:56:18 | Chris [TBD] | Paranoid? |
| 02:45:56:19 | 02:46:04:08 | Dave [Xeros] | very samurai ronin seppuku style stuff like |
| 02:46:02:11 | 02:46:04:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Your honor is at stake |
| 02:46:03:04 | 02:46:06:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’m like, I’m holding my sword. |
| 02:46:04:08 | 02:46:11:09 | Dave [Xeros] | swinging at like shadows |
| 02:46:12:16 | 02:46:19:20 | Dave [Xeros] | um i would happen to agree she |
| 02:46:12:19 | 02:46:19:22 | Brin [Basil] | Who are you? |
| 02:46:12:22 | 02:46:16:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Guys, even for Basil this is a bit much. |
| 02:46:20:10 | 02:46:23:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey Eros will you take that sword from her please? |
| 02:46:26:13 | 02:46:29:23 | Chris [TBD] | He can’t. It’ll cause himself harm. |
| 02:46:26:17 | 02:46:28:05 | Brin [Basil] | I think… |
| 02:46:28:11 | 02:46:30:27 | Steve [Nortle] | Is it? That’s what I don’t know. |
| 02:46:31:19 | 02:46:38:01 | Jesse [GM] | i think it’s as long as he isn’t inflicting |
| 02:46:32:02 | 02:46:42:05 | Brin [Basil] | I couldn’t say |
| 02:46:35:29 | 02:46:40:21 | Dave [Xeros] | as long as i’m not in |
| 02:46:40:21 | 02:46:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | like trying okay um basil basil basil |
| 02:46:41:02 | 02:46:44:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I couldn’t say cut your own throat |
| 02:46:45:04 | 02:46:47:16 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah right but you could send him |
| 02:46:48:29 | 02:46:58:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil uh i just I just want to touch that you’re, can I? |
| 02:46:50:02 | 02:47:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | one second who’s talking to me what |
| 02:46:58:25 | 02:47:06:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to just like put my fingers together and just like catch the blade. And we’ll see if this cuts my arm off at some point. |
| 02:47:00:00 | 02:47:06:05 | Brin [Basil] | are you doing |
| 02:47:06:11 | 02:47:09:15 | Chris [TBD] | Why don’t you just use Mage Hand if he wants? |
| 02:47:09:26 | 02:47:19:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, I don’t he told me to grab it. All right. So I have officially grabbed. That’s what he told him to do is grab the blade OK. |
| 02:47:11:24 | 02:47:13:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, that’s right. That’s right, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:47:17:19 | 02:47:21:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, I asked you to get the sword that how |
| 02:47:22:28 | 02:47:30:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I interpreted it as I have to grab the blades so it’s not like taking the sword from her it’s like grabbing okay so i’ve grabbed the blade uh and i’m just |
| 02:47:29:04 | 02:47:40:25 | Brin [Basil] | all right are we are you cleaning this for me yeah cuz some of that’s gonna happen I need it to be clean |
| 02:47:38:17 | 02:47:44:00 | Dave [Xeros] | yep yep yep yeah okay so I’m gonna um reach |
| 02:47:44:00 | 02:47:51:08 | Dave [Xeros] | well no I’m just gonna like kind of do like a squeegee if I can persuade her yeah |
| 02:47:46:27 | 02:47:50:26 | Jesse [GM] | can you do like a persuasion check to see if you convince her to let go of the sword |
| 02:47:49:23 | 02:47:51:29 | Chris [TBD] | I could |
| 02:47:53:20 | 02:47:56:04 | Chris [TBD] | assist with casting minor illusion |
| 02:47:56:07 | 02:47:58:29 | Jesse [GM] | TBD sensing the danger that is about to unfold |
| 02:47:58:04 | 02:48:16:10 | Brin [Basil] | cast an illusion on a hallucination I just |
| 02:48:01:14 | 02:48:04:04 | Steve [Nortle] | having a little bucket of kale chips |
| 02:48:03:07 | 02:48:10:14 | Dave [Xeros] | okay uh persuasion is a 27 27 |
| 02:48:06:01 | 02:48:14:18 | Jesse [GM] | you still have cheese under your fingernails by the way your claws 27 wow you relinquished blade |
| 02:48:09:22 | 02:48:10:21 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, wow. |
| 02:48:10:14 | 02:48:21:00 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve I kind of I know |
| 02:48:16:10 | 02:48:20:10 | Brin [Basil] | want you to know that I would never do that unless you build that number |
| 02:48:21:00 | 02:48:30:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I like I put my hands at the base of it and I like squeegee off like all the blood and it just kind of flies on my face and I’m like |
| 02:48:21:17 | 02:48:22:18 | Chris [TBD] | Which he did. |
| 02:48:23:17 | 02:48:35:11 | Brin [Basil] | I want to uh -huh good he’s dead killed him here you go |
| 02:48:30:12 | 02:48:37:03 | Dave [Xeros] | and then i just like yeah yep okay thanks thanks friend |
| 02:48:38:06 | 02:48:45:14 | Dave [Xeros] | i appreciate it i appreciate that i’m going to i’m actually gonna take it and i’m gonna put the head of it into my pants |
| 02:48:46:27 | 02:49:12:11 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t like this I want it back great oh we |
| 02:48:53:11 | 02:48:56:25 | Steve [Nortle] | wait if you tell him to give it back though he’s just gonna do |
| 02:48:57:07 | 02:49:00:01 | Dave [Xeros] | it she doesn’t know that |
| 02:49:00:16 | 02:49:10:21 | Jesse [GM] | think wisely yeah so the two of you notice immediately like they both have kind of this i think it’s it’s something that’s like snorted or ingested like |
| 02:49:12:11 | 02:49:21:14 | Brin [Basil] | snorted it 100 % my nose is |
| 02:49:15:29 | 02:49:16:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Psychotropic drug. |
| 02:49:17:27 | 02:49:19:25 | Jesse [GM] | nose mouth like there’s just purple |
| 02:49:21:14 | 02:49:31:23 | Brin [Basil] | usually pink but now it’s purple don’t kiss |
| 02:49:24:14 | 02:49:30:29 | Jesse [GM] | how it’s but you’ve seen this at the concert there are plenty of people to battle the bands who had stuff like this going on Jimmy Eccentrics |
| 02:49:31:23 | 02:49:37:01 | Brin [Basil] | me Jimmy wait which one did |
| 02:49:34:06 | 02:49:35:26 | Chris [TBD] | She’s seeing Jimmy Eccentrics. |
| 02:49:34:22 | 02:49:35:23 | Jesse [GM] | Jimmy’s not here |
| 02:49:38:09 | 02:49:41:15 | Brin [Basil] | short sword or my katana okay so i pull out my sword |
| 02:49:41:19 | 02:49:44:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, right! She has multiple I forgot. |
| 02:49:43:24 | 02:49:49:25 | Dave [Xeros] | And she has brass knuckles as well so FYI friends |
| 02:49:47:09 | 02:49:49:16 | Chris [TBD] | You start hearing a voice coming from behind you. |
| 02:49:52:16 | 02:49:53:24 | Chris [TBD] | Got any hot dogs? |
| 02:49:55:26 | 02:49:57:19 | Chris [TBD] | You turn around and there’s nothing there |
| 02:49:58:26 | 02:50:11:26 | Brin [Basil] | oh stop it make a tap and he’s |
| 02:50:00:20 | 02:50:02:20 | Chris [TBD] | All these hallucinations |
| 02:50:03:16 | 02:50:13:06 | Jesse [GM] | that’s great Yeah. You see you actually see him up on the top bunk, the fat elf hot dog eating guy. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 02:50:11:26 | 02:50:12:17 | Brin [Basil] | laying like this |
| 02:50:12:27 | 02:50:16:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Joey-Joey what was his name? Joey Chestnuts |
| 02:50:13:11 | 02:50:25:14 | Jesse [GM] | You got any hot dogs? This this this this scares |
| 02:50:14:16 | 02:50:21:27 | Chris [TBD] | Joey Chestnuts I really want to play |
| 02:50:17:11 | 02:50:29:29 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t that is the best voice ever in my life yeah |
| 02:50:21:29 | 02:50:35:00 | Chris [TBD] | him in like a one shot well i’m |
| 02:50:25:14 | 02:50:31:11 | Jesse [GM] | you enough that you’re like you leave. You run out of the house. OK. |
| 02:50:29:29 | 02:50:38:23 | Brin [Basil] | okay Okay. I’m freaking, I’m freakin fast and |
| 02:50:35:00 | 02:50:40:05 | Chris [TBD] | gonna go follow her yeah i’m going to follow her yep i’ma follow |
| 02:50:37:19 | 02:50:39:04 | Jesse [GM] | So you should probably follow. |
| 02:50:41:16 | 02:50:49:10 | Jesse [GM] | um so yeah you go out into the uh kind of back it’s not too far off the main path not too hard from where you guys were |
| 02:50:50:16 | 02:51:02:08 | Jesse [GM] | and you’re on the main road again now at this point it’s still early so there’s not a lot of people out like later in the day the main strip kind of turns into like a market right and they’re just all this like all the |
| 02:51:03:14 | 02:51:15:13 | Jesse [GM] | locals selling you know trinkets and whatever they can to make any sort of money and stuff for travelers that come through here right uh so that’s where you find yourselves people are kind of setting up some of their markets uh getting ready for like the day |
| 02:51:15:13 | 02:51:24:05 | Jesse [GM] | and stuff like that but there’s not a lot of people out at this hour so you uh are on the path you can see uh essentially like the gatehouse to |
| 02:51:23:20 | 02:51:34:04 | Chris [TBD] | to idios new old awesome i’m just |
| 02:51:24:05 | 02:51:31:23 | Jesse [GM] | to no to new old yep um and uh it’s yeah just kind of down |
| 02:51:34:04 | 02:51:44:15 | Chris [TBD] | going to cast mage hand and every time she starts turning away from that gate i’m Just Gonna Kind of Guide Her with the Mage Hand it’s like oh nope this way |
| 02:51:45:25 | 02:51:47:26 | Brin [Basil] | say no Timmy! No! |
| 02:51:49:17 | 02:51:55:07 | Jesse [GM] | who’s touching me okay um so yeah um let’s see |
| 02:51:56:01 | 02:52:08:07 | Chris [TBD] | Ned |
| 02:51:56:26 | 02:52:01:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey Hey, um… |
| 02:51:59:11 | 02:52:09:19 | Dave [Xeros] | breakfast anyone like you know there’s apples and uh apricots other fresh fruits along the way i uh |
| 02:52:08:07 | 02:52:09:01 | Chris [TBD] | Flanders now? |
| 02:52:09:19 | 02:52:18:22 | Dave [Xeros] | everything just looks so healthy and clean um so amazingly totally totally okaly dokely |
| 02:52:11:26 | 02:52:14:09 | Chris [TBD] | So, hoodly-doodly. |
| 02:52:17:03 | 02:52:18:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Okalee-dokalee. |
| 02:52:22:19 | 02:52:31:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Speaking of eggs, Foulclaw was probably born from one and he is not with us as I think. |
| 02:52:32:28 | 02:52:34:20 | Jesse [GM] | with you do you want to check and see if |
| 02:52:33:19 | 02:52:33:25 | Dave [Xeros] | can |
| 02:52:36:11 | 02:52:38:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Eros, will you go see if he’s at the tavern? |
| 02:52:37:26 | 02:52:48:20 | Dave [Xeros] | well yes yes i will i’ll wander over there it’s not like they know i have a ton of money and we destroy the… Yes! |
| 02:52:43:27 | 02:52:45:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Wonder right back, okay? |
| 02:52:49:02 | 02:52:51:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I go straight |
| 02:52:50:27 | 02:52:53:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, disguise yourself before you go! |
| 02:52:54:02 | 02:52:55:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I make myself an Asimia. |
| 02:52:57:06 | 02:53:00:09 | Jesse [GM] | you kind of look like a god to some of these people |
| 02:53:00:07 | 02:53:02:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m Nega Eros again. |
| 02:53:06:01 | 02:53:09:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yep. Well it’s naturally |
| 02:53:07:14 | 02:53:16:11 | Jesse [GM] | taverine is along the way because you kind of backtracked with your chase last night um and so you’re all continuing along the |
| 02:53:16:11 | 02:53:24:17 | Jesse [GM] | same path but you walk into the tavern uh first at least to make it alone that walks in uh and |
| 02:53:20:19 | 02:53:22:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Guy walks into a tavern |
| 02:53:25:07 | 02:53:36:08 | Jesse [GM] | you see in the corner you see a sleeping falcoa whose headphones have kind of fallen off of his where his ear holes are. |
| 02:53:35:28 | 02:53:39:05 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s not sleeping, he’s roosting. |
| 02:53:36:09 | 02:53:37:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:53:38:09 | 02:53:48:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Everything around him is muffled I am just going to go oh, I’m doing this for your own good. I take his headphones and I put them in my pants |
| 02:53:39:16 | 02:53:42:01 | Jesse [GM] | He’s roosting, he’s rooosting |
| 02:53:48:26 | 02:53:57:20 | Dave [Xeros] | and they just disappear into the bottomless pit that is my double pockets of holding. No, his headphones. |
| 02:53:53:18 | 02:53:58:12 | Chris [TBD] | Foul claw into the pants? How? Oh, it’s headphones. |
| 02:53:56:14 | 02:53:57:17 | Steve [Nortle] | No, they’re headphones. |
| 02:53:59:08 | 02:54:08:28 | Jesse [GM] | you can hear the song still playing right it’s been playing all night and as soon as you put it in your pocket it like silences and when it shuts off Valclaw’s eyes open what the |
| 02:54:00:24 | 02:54:01:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 02:54:10:27 | 02:54:22:18 | Dave [Xeros] | You need to detox from this. It’s very bad for you to be this disengaged. You needと concentrate on your finals Remember when we talked about your finals? |
| 02:54:13:00 | 02:54:14:15 | Jesse [GM] | did you take my headphones? |
| 02:54:16:17 | 02:54:20:19 | Jesse [GM] | did you tag my headphones give me my headphones back |
| 02:54:23:19 | 02:54:29:08 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I didn’t. We are in the commons. Everything gets stolen! |
| 02:54:23:27 | 02:54:25:24 | Jesse [GM] | give me my headphones back |
| 02:54:25:26 | 02:54:32:28 | Steve [Nortle] | gave me a suggestion. Give me my headphones back. |
| 02:54:30:09 | 02:54:31:11 | Dave [Xeros] | What did he say? |
| 02:54:37:12 | 02:54:48:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I do like almost a yoga move. Sorry for us. I put my hand in my pocket and my arm goes all the way in. My shoulder goes all the way out of it. |
| 02:54:42:29 | 02:54:45:15 | Steve [Nortle] | and on it all day long |
| 02:54:48:22 | 02:54:49:18 | Dave [Xeros] | And I have to |
| 02:54:49:03 | 02:54:51:20 | Brin [Basil] | There’s some people sitting on the table and they’re like, |
| 02:54:49:27 | 02:54:51:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Dull scene! |
| 02:54:52:06 | 02:54:58:22 | Dave [Xeros] | just rummaging down Yeah, yeah |
| 02:54:54:22 | 02:55:01:15 | Jesse [GM] | this turns into like those people who catch the catfish and those holes and stuff you’re fighting something in there yeah |
| 02:54:58:16 | 02:54:59:06 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:54:58:22 | 02:55:06:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah and i’m like i’m i’m fighting me that’s like really trying to do what’s best for foul claw |
| 02:55:00:01 | 02:55:02:19 | Chris [TBD] | I’m like I’m fighting |
| 02:55:06:16 | 02:55:07:04 | Jesse [GM] | I agree. |
| 02:55:07:06 | 02:55:18:06 | Dave [Xeros] | i okay i can’t reach them on that side so put my arm in the other one and then like reach down yeah no no now it’s my left arm but i find them |
| 02:55:10:24 | 02:55:16:11 | Chris [TBD] | at the same time so you’re just head with legs |
| 02:55:11:01 | 02:55:18:29 | Brin [Basil] | fantastical pants and where to find them they |
| 02:55:18:06 | 02:55:25:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and my hand actually comes out of the other pocket and hands the headphones to me and i’M like you really want these back |
| 02:55:18:29 | 02:55:35:26 | Brin [Basil] | have |
| 02:55:20:19 | 02:55:21:08 | Chris [TBD] | nice |
| 02:55:26:01 | 02:55:35:11 | Steve [Nortle] | No one’s |
| 02:55:35:11 | 02:55:48:26 | Steve [Nortle] | watching! |
| 02:55:35:26 | 02:55:46:16 | Brin [Basil] | touched the cosmos say it |
| 02:55:37:01 | 02:55:39:03 | Chris [TBD] | the cosmos |
| 02:55:41:23 | 02:55:44:20 | Jesse [GM] | This sounds awful. There’s no… I don’t want to say that now. |
| 02:55:49:25 | 02:55:50:13 | Jesse [GM] | It’s just a good thing. The first time |
| 02:55:50:12 | 02:55:52:28 | Brin [Basil] | only have eight viewers right now |
| 02:55:53:00 | 02:55:53:14 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah |
| 02:55:54:20 | 02:56:00:16 | Dave [Xeros] | does he listen to the song is it just like inside of his headphones is it magically inside his headphones or |
| 02:56:00:16 | 02:56:13:12 | Dave [Xeros] | does he have like an eye barred like okay i |
| 02:56:01:01 | 02:56:08:18 | Jesse [GM] | So LaDonna gave him What device would this be That he’s listening on? Chris How is his song playing |
| 02:56:02:10 | 02:56:14:06 | Chris [TBD] | you have an IBard I thought just a little portable |
| 02:56:13:12 | 02:56:18:25 | Dave [Xeros] | i pull it out |
| 02:56:14:29 | 02:56:17:05 | Chris [TBD] | musical, magical device. |
| 02:56:16:21 | 02:56:17:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Crystalline device. |
| 02:56:19:16 | 02:56:24:16 | Chris [TBD] | But she gave you a single track that you uploaded into the iBar. |
| 02:56:19:24 | 02:56:20:00 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 02:56:27:01 | 02:56:38:01 | Steve [Nortle] | just on loop one because for some reason that’s a feature. In real life, who opens up their app and they’re like Loop One? Just this one song? |
| 02:56:27:24 | 02:56:28:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:56:37:03 | 02:56:42:17 | Jesse [GM] | never wanted to define gravity it never gets old |
| 02:56:40:09 | 02:56:41:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve done it. |
| 02:56:42:20 | 02:56:49:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Fortunately I’m sorry |
| 02:56:45:21 | 02:56:47:24 | Jesse [GM] | okay come on admit it all right |
| 02:56:47:16 | 02:56:48:05 | Brin [Basil] | All right? |
| 02:56:48:17 | 02:56:56:14 | Dave [Xeros] | unfortunately I’m sorry your headphones fell into one of the honey elixirs isn’t that what they were called okay the honey Elixir and so there’s just this |
| 02:56:53:11 | 02:56:54:16 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what they were called. |
| 02:56:58:17 | 02:56:59:13 | Dave [Xeros] | stretching off |
| 02:56:59:14 | 02:57:00:08 | Steve [Nortle] | gradually |
| 02:57:00:23 | 02:57:09:02 | Jesse [GM] | so Falclaw he grabs him he doesn’t put him on his head but he takes them like puts them in this pouch and he says I don’t appreciate |
| 02:57:09:02 | 02:57:20:13 | Jesse [GM] | you taking the headphones however i do appreciate you looking out for me i know i know I’ve been a little self-indulgent yeah right i need to i need i need |
| 02:57:10:16 | 02:57:12:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just doing what’s best for you |
| 02:57:20:13 | 02:57:26:20 | Jesse [GM] | to focus this is i actually i actually i need go i need to go where exactly |
| 02:57:21:01 | 02:57:22:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I just want you to graduate |
| 02:57:23:18 | 02:57:25:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I need you to move out of the dorms |
| 02:57:28:15 | 02:57:31:24 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re in the commons um we’re heading towards |
| 02:57:30:08 | 02:57:41:26 | Chris [TBD] | He’s looking around! That was |
| 02:57:32:19 | 02:57:37:23 | Jesse [GM] | he has he has like somebody’s drawn like on his face well you while he was there in the tavern all night |
| 02:57:38:01 | 02:57:39:10 | Steve [Nortle] | A mustache |
| 02:57:38:27 | 02:57:50:16 | Dave [Xeros] | his headphones in all honesty and his robes well probably because his robbes are blue that he robbed completely yep um we’re just gonna we’re |
| 02:57:47:00 | 02:57:48:04 | Jesse [GM] | just a humble servant |
| 02:57:50:16 | 02:58:01:11 | Dave [Xeros] | heading to new old uh my friend so i think if yeah yeah i am very very subservient right now |
| 02:57:56:24 | 02:58:01:00 | Jesse [GM] | okay all right cool |
| 02:58:02:08 | 02:58:08:16 | Dave [Xeros] | So if you follow me, Nodal has asked me to come fetch you from the tavern. And we’re on our way up to Nodals. |
| 02:58:10:27 | 02:58:22:19 | Jesse [GM] | well i actually i have to i have two part ways with you here i have too i haveと go back i have to go to idiots it’s it’s its finals week is this week |
| 02:58:22:19 | 02:58:23:29 | Jesse [GM] | I have a lot of work to do. |
| 02:58:23:01 | 02:58:26:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Do you have to? Yeah, go ahead. |
| 02:58:25:27 | 02:58:26:27 | Jesse [GM] | I have to go. |
| 02:58:28:02 | 02:58:39:09 | Jesse [GM] | So all of you are there, he sees all of your briefly and says, I’ll rejoin my friends later but I have to finish my |
| 02:58:29:02 | 02:58:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | the rookery. |
| 02:58:41:13 | 02:58:42:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Finish what you started. |
| 02:58:43:11 | 02:58:44:19 | Jesse [GM] | degree. There’s a better |
| 02:58:43:23 | 02:58:51:00 | Brin [Basil] | Get that get that certificate. That |
| 02:58:47:27 | 02:58:50:05 | Dave [Xeros] | holy certificate. That holy sigil. |
| 02:58:52:06 | 02:59:02:20 | Jesse [GM] | Yep, yeah. So with that um he’s going to take off he’s gonna fly you’re gonna see him uh head i guess north of where |
| 02:59:02:20 | 02:59:14:11 | Jesse [GM] | you are right now over towards where the city of idios is there’s no bridge to get there but he’s just going to fly into the city uh -huh yeah yes it is elevated yes um you do notice |
| 02:59:07:11 | 02:59:09:08 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s very perched on top of a hill. |
| 02:59:13:15 | 02:59:14:20 | Steve [Nortle] | City on a hill. |
| 02:59:14:11 | 02:59:24:01 | Jesse [GM] | yeah so he takes off does anybody need to say anything do anything without you Just to wish him luck or anything. |
| 02:59:16:16 | 02:59:18:03 | Dave [Xeros] | They don’t distinguish their fire |
| 02:59:18:01 | 02:59:22:11 | Steve [Nortle] | No, they don’t put their candles under bushels |
| 02:59:20:14 | 02:59:22:05 | Dave [Xeros] | they don’t put it under a bus show |
| 02:59:22:15 | 02:59:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | I’m tearing up, man. I’m going to miss him I mean, I wasn’t with him for the last adventure and I was looking forward to being with him but he’s not going to be here anymore guys |
| 02:59:34:14 | 02:59:36:05 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s the sad maraca |
| 02:59:38:16 | 02:59:40:05 | Chris [TBD] | How long are you going to have been gone? |
| 02:59:40:14 | 02:59:50:18 | Jesse [GM] | Falclaw can see the sadness in your eyes as he begins to take off, and he hears the sad maraca behind it. |
| 02:59:44:03 | 02:59:45:04 | Chris [TBD] | From that far |
| 02:59:47:04 | 02:59:47:24 | Dave [Xeros] | owl eyes |
| 02:59:51:17 | 02:59:57:02 | Jesse [GM] | So he actually kind of circles back. He doesn’t touch the ground or anything, |
| 02:59:57:02 | 03:00:06:28 | Jesse [GM] | But he deposits one of his feathers, falls toward specifically you. |
| 03:00:07:01 | 03:00:12:25 | Jesse [GM] | But this is meant as a token to the rest of the group and sort of inferred goodbye. Oh yeah! |
| 03:00:08:18 | 03:00:09:07 | Dave [Xeros] | oh |
| 03:00:10:12 | 03:00:11:02 | Brin [Basil] | me in the face |
| 03:00:11:16 | 03:00:12:11 | Steve [Nortle] | still high |
| 03:00:12:23 | 03:00:14:04 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s the best |
| 03:00:12:24 | 03:00:13:13 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:00:14:07 | 03:00:21:16 | Brin [Basil] | In your hallucination, it’s a hot dog flying before you go to the back of my |
| 03:00:14:08 | 03:00:21:03 | Chris [TBD] | In your hallucination it’s a hot dog flying towards you and smacks you right in the face |
| 03:00:21:04 | 03:00:26:09 | Dave [Xeros] | hits you in the face that’s his best like token dove right |
| 03:00:26:11 | 03:00:28:20 | Chris [TBD] | Falclaw is confused while she’s dry heaving |
| 03:00:28:26 | 03:00:38:24 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah I thought that would be a nice token of my friendship. He takes off by Zedis. okay so you guys are on the path uh you’re approaching the bridge there’s a big long |
| 03:00:38:24 | 03:00:47:14 | Jesse [GM] | bridge that goes over uh river right river chasm yep um so it’s yeah like this bridge is really |
| 03:00:42:02 | 03:00:43:20 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like a river chasm yep |
| 03:00:47:14 | 03:00:57:14 | Jesse [GM] | only accessible point to the city it’s not like you can you know cross the river or something yeah uh that would be near impossible so uh the grid was your only shot |
| 03:00:50:25 | 03:00:52:00 | Dave [Xeros] | the commons is the comms |
| 03:00:57:14 | 03:01:06:01 | Jesse [GM] | uh and you begin approaching this beautiful immaculate massive city of new old some of |
| 03:01:06:01 | 03:01:16:29 | Jesse [GM] | you have been here before so you’re kind of familiar with some of the places uh what to expect in town um and uh but you’ve never seen |
| 03:01:16:29 | 03:01:26:24 | Jesse [GM] | it this early in the morning this this this, this beautiful pristine view. You’re in the state of mind. Uh -huh. |
| 03:01:18:27 | 03:01:26:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I haven’t nor in this state of mind I just like tear up a little bit |
| 03:01:21:08 | 03:01:22:26 | Chris [TBD] | Really only at night time. |
| 03:01:28:04 | 03:01:29:04 | Brin [Basil] | And I’m in the back. |
| 03:01:32:25 | 03:01:35:02 | Steve [Nortle] | You should cry about it. |
| 03:01:35:14 | 03:01:46:01 | Dave [Xeros] | oh okay here comes the waterworks and I’m openly sobbing thanks for that Nortle |
| 03:01:40:07 | 03:01:49:29 | Jesse [GM] | huh. Um, yeah. So actually as you begin to sob on |
| 03:01:46:01 | 03:01:47:00 | Steve [Nortle] | There, there. |
| 03:01:49:29 | 03:02:00:25 | Jesse [GM] | the bridge it kind of slows the rest of you down. You kinda, you kinda collapse and you’re sobbing there nobody really knows why um there’s another uh small company of people who |
| 03:01:54:02 | 03:01:54:21 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 03:02:00:25 | 03:02:07:23 | Jesse [GM] | kind of catch up to you on a bridge and they start to pass you you recognize actually do you |
| 03:02:08:18 | 03:02:18:16 | Jesse [GM] | make a make a making an investigation perception check yeah yeah basil you’re going to be at |
| 03:02:13:11 | 03:02:22:13 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re so blurry am I at |
| 03:02:17:03 | 03:02:17:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Nope! |
| 03:02:18:16 | 03:02:21:16 | Jesse [GM] | disadvantage for this to see if you know let’s see if |
| 03:02:19:18 | 03:02:20:12 | Brin [Basil] | Lovely. |
| 03:02:22:15 | 03:02:26:05 | Brin [Basil] | Like there is no way… This is perception. |
| 03:02:25:23 | 03:02:33:01 | Dave [Xeros] | He can – yeah, Nord will tell me that I will know exactly what I see. |
| 03:02:26:23 | 03:02:29:14 | Jesse [GM] | you’re you’re also sorry you’re Also having hallucinations |
| 03:02:29:01 | 03:02:38:26 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t know that you should be looking out for anything though because I got… |
| 03:02:34:17 | 03:02:39:20 | Brin [Basil] | Wow! Wow. I rolled the exact same thing twice. Nine. |
| 03:02:40:29 | 03:02:42:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I didn’t notice anything. |
| 03:02:41:28 | 03:02:42:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 03:02:43:24 | 03:02:51:20 | Jesse [GM] | notice, you don’t recognize these people oh my gosh wow okay |
| 03:02:44:08 | 03:02:46:03 | Steve [Nortle] | 11 is not enough. |
| 03:02:46:01 | 03:02:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | 12. |
| 03:02:47:03 | 03:02:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Sevens. Sevenzies. |
| 03:02:50:03 | 03:02:52:20 | Chris [TBD] | You can’t lock stuff behind a roll. |
| 03:02:51:20 | 03:02:58:17 | Jesse [GM] | okay so uh you don’t recognize any of these individuals however a couple of them kind |
| 03:02:58:17 | 03:03:08:29 | Jesse [GM] | of stop when they notice that you’re crying and in tears uh and they they kind of pause |
| 03:03:08:29 | 03:03:15:29 | Jesse [GM] | and they turn to you guys and they say they turn you specifically i know i |
| 03:03:18:15 | 03:03:19:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Mega-aero snows. |
| 03:03:19:19 | 03:03:30:26 | Jesse [GM] | say we too are making the pilgrimage to idios and it is a beautiful journey a beautiful path that we’re all on and we also feel extremely emotional perfect |
| 03:03:31:05 | 03:03:31:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 03:03:32:02 | 03:03:34:21 | Jesse [GM] | i suppose there is some sort of purple hue |
| 03:03:34:13 | 03:03:38:09 | Dave [Xeros] | The purple path to idios? Yep. |
| 03:03:34:26 | 03:03:36:07 | Chris [TBD] | Purple Majesty |
| 03:03:36:18 | 03:03:38:06 | Jesse [GM] | around yeah huh |
| 03:03:38:11 | 03:03:39:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Follow the purple road? |
| 03:03:39:22 | 03:03:40:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. Yep. |
| 03:03:41:22 | 03:03:44:12 | Jesse [GM] | purple brick road something like that yes |
| 03:03:43:01 | 03:03:44:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Friends. Friends! |
| 03:03:46:22 | 03:03:49:01 | Jesse [GM] | oh aren’t we all going to the same |
| 03:03:47:19 | 03:03:48:24 | Brin [Basil] | No, don’t… |
| 03:03:49:00 | 03:03:50:19 | Chris [TBD] | Where are you guys going? |
| 03:03:52:11 | 03:03:54:18 | Chris [TBD] | But where and specifically in it is? |
| 03:03:56:17 | 03:04:05:10 | Jesse [GM] | we learned recently today is sunday yes today is uh |
| 03:03:57:22 | 03:03:59:18 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, what’s today? Is today Sunday? |
| 03:04:02:19 | 03:04:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh. |
| 03:04:05:10 | 03:04:10:14 | Jesse [GM] | the holy day of the week okay um so yeah you uh |
| 03:04:11:16 | 03:04:17:06 | Jesse [GM] | tomorrow is like finals but today is sundae which is kind of a big deal around |
| 03:04:17:06 | 03:04:26:08 | Jesse [GM] | the city and idios right um so empty except for those so uh you know we’ve talked about kind of |
| 03:04:17:12 | 03:04:18:04 | Dave [Xeros] | the day of rest |
| 03:04:19:01 | 03:04:21:05 | Chris [TBD] | Stay at rest. No wonder why the street was so empty. |
| 03:04:26:08 | 03:04:34:26 | Jesse [GM] | a layout of these cities uh for those who are like new converts to the church uh who like find out about idiots there is sort of this like pilgrimage where |
| 03:04:34:26 | 03:04:46:04 | Jesse [GM] | uh there’s this deep symbolism embedded in like the layout of the cities where they pass from the commons which is this very unstructured lowly place right and they elevate continually until |
| 03:04:46:04 | 03:04:57:00 | Jesse [GM] | they reach idios uh and it’s sort of this symbolic journey of their spiritual journey so that’s what these people are on and they assume from your tears and emotions |
| 03:04:57:00 | 03:05:05:25 | Jesse [GM] | that you are also they’re going to ask all of you are you also we’re on our way to idiots we’re on our Way to join the church of videos are you also making |
| 03:05:01:11 | 03:05:13:28 | Chris [TBD] | You know, |
| 03:05:05:25 | 03:05:10:12 | Jesse [GM] | the pilgrimage will you make the pilgrimage with us |
| 03:05:12:11 | 03:05:17:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yes i’m searching for the purple rain |
| 03:05:13:28 | 03:05:20:20 | Chris [TBD] | I never ever once listened to Foul Claw this whole time. |
| 03:05:21:04 | 03:05:21:15 | Jesse [GM] | there yet |
| 03:05:21:13 | 03:05:22:12 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:05:23:05 | 03:05:27:08 | Chris [TBD] | Maybe we could give it just a little gander. I’d be willing to follow along. |
| 03:05:27:15 | 03:05:32:26 | Steve [Nortle] | I haven’t had a whole lot of faith-building experiences in my life. |
| 03:05:32:23 | 03:05:34:13 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah that was rough last night. |
| 03:05:34:00 | 03:05:40:03 | Jesse [GM] | oh i’m so sorry to hear that maybe this is your opportunity and i was it |
| 03:05:36:16 | 03:05:37:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 03:05:39:12 | 03:05:48:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, this is not an answer at all to my question. My question is where the cuss is that kid with my maraca? You’re not that kid and I already have my maracas. |
| 03:05:47:19 | 03:05:54:04 | Jesse [GM] | questions of the soul can be quite complex can’t they just full of very personalized |
| 03:05:51:17 | 03:05:56:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m very suggestive like I’m taking any suggestion this guy’s giving me so |
| 03:05:56:24 | 03:06:07:12 | Chris [TBD] | yeah will you join us would would you was that a command or a question oh |
| 03:05:57:29 | 03:05:59:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Would you join their church? |
| 03:06:03:10 | 03:06:05:03 | Steve [Nortle] | See, we feel differently. |
| 03:06:06:15 | 03:06:13:10 | Steve [Nortle] | That was just a question. Why would I tell them, join their Church? That seems dumb. Oh no! What have I done? |
| 03:06:09:05 | 03:06:10:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I will |
| 03:06:09:26 | 03:06:10:24 | Chris [TBD] | You just did. |
| 03:06:11:25 | 03:06:12:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:06:14:00 | 03:06:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | friends |
| 03:06:15:04 | 03:06:18:04 | Jesse [GM] | by affirming yes you remember now |
| 03:06:20:23 | 03:06:23:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Drugs did what Falclaw never could. |
| 03:06:22:21 | 03:06:24:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:06:23:01 | 03:06:23:20 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:06:25:28 | 03:06:28:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m glad he wasn’t here to hear that. |
| 03:06:27:25 | 03:06:29:28 | Steve [Nortle] | after how many sessions |
| 03:06:33:07 | 03:06:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, that’s good. |
| 03:06:35:18 | 03:07:13:22 | Brin [Basil] | knows what to lace the pamphlets with I’m |
| 03:06:37:06 | 03:06:42:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh you extend your hand to them Yeah, they take your hand. |
| 03:06:38:18 | 03:06:39:14 | Chris [TBD] | Bless him. |
| 03:06:40:25 | 03:06:42:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Just like lifting me right out of |
| 03:06:43:16 | 03:06:45:28 | Jesse [GM] | He takes your hand and he’s like, brother |
| 03:06:48:01 | 03:06:56:07 | Jesse [GM] | come with us. And then the rest of them extend their hands to the rest of you. You reach out and extend their hand. They’re basically not going to stop |
| 03:06:49:03 | 03:06:49:27 | Dave [Xeros] | He does… |
| 03:06:53:27 | 03:06:56:08 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like a rope chain |
| 03:06:57:15 | 03:07:02:29 | Jesse [GM] | from them referring to these pilgrims but they’re not going to stop in New World. They’re going right to the holy city |
| 03:07:03:13 | 03:07:10:26 | Chris [TBD] | I know I didn’t recognize who they were but do I recognize anything odd about their appearance? |
| 03:07:10:09 | 03:07:12:11 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah are they dressed in robes |
| 03:07:13:03 | 03:07:16:15 | Jesse [GM] | make an investigation about their appearance |
| 03:07:13:22 | 03:07:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | still |
| 03:07:16:18 | 03:07:22:03 | Chris [TBD] | Come on baby give me something good Ah man Just a 10 |
| 03:07:19:11 | 03:07:21:17 | Dave [Xeros] | They are all wearing LaDonna t-shirts |
| 03:07:23:02 | 03:07:29:04 | Steve [Nortle] | I also look closely but not closely enough so I’ll just shut up |
| 03:07:27:24 | 03:07:29:13 | Jesse [GM] | Oh my gosh! |
| 03:07:30:18 | 03:07:33:04 | Jesse [GM] | Go ahead. Give us a try at your disadvantage. |
| 03:07:31:29 | 03:07:41:23 | Brin [Basil] | it i’m at disadvantage what is this base what what skill are we talking? I just rolled in that one |
| 03:07:37:08 | 03:07:37:24 | Chris [TBD] | Investigation |
| 03:07:41:17 | 03:07:44:00 | Chris [TBD] | And You shrink |
| 03:07:41:28 | 03:07:42:22 | Dave [Xeros] | You shrink! |
| 03:07:44:01 | 03:07:45:03 | Jesse [GM] | Oh my god! |
| 03:07:45:13 | 03:07:47:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Hallucinations get so much bigger |
| 03:07:46:05 | 03:07:47:26 | Jesse [GM] | Oh my God! |
| 03:07:48:06 | 03:07:59:22 | Chris [TBD] | For those watching If you need to know Anytime one of us rolls a nat 1 In our first chapter Of this adventure We all had a potion That would shrink us So now anytime we roll A nat 1 |
| 03:07:59:17 | 03:07:59:27 | Dave [Xeros] | one |
| 03:07:59:22 | 03:08:05:29 | Chris [TBD] | We shrink back To that size That we originally Shrinked too It lasts for one hour |
| 03:08:01:25 | 03:08:04:10 | Brin [Basil] | it’s a sad permanent effect |
| 03:08:05:22 | 03:08:07:07 | Steve [Nortle] | hilarious actually |
| 03:08:07:14 | 03:08:08:10 | Jesse [GM] | Hilarious effect. |
| 03:08:08:04 | 03:08:19:14 | Brin [Basil] | so, I think exactly yeah. I get about half the size so I’m instead of being like three foot almost four foot, i’m like a foot. |
| 03:08:09:00 | 03:08:12:24 | Steve [Nortle] | that turns you to like regular bunny size wait |
| 03:08:11:19 | 03:08:12:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah |
| 03:08:20:05 | 03:08:21:22 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re punting size |
| 03:08:21:13 | 03:08:25:11 | Brin [Basil] | I am punting size! I am jackrabbit-sized |
| 03:08:25:17 | 03:08:30:04 | Jesse [GM] | So they look at the two of you guys and you still have some purple filth |
| 03:08:28:01 | 03:08:38:29 | Steve [Nortle] | wait, I’m just picturing this like they’re talking to us and then this rabbit stares at him really hard and it’s a strange |
| 03:08:37:29 | 03:08:42:25 | Brin [Basil] | and I was reaching out my hand to shake his head |
| 03:08:42:25 | 03:08:50:19 | Brin [Basil] | and I just shrunk so it’s |
| 03:08:46:23 | 03:08:47:17 | Steve [Nortle] | what is |
| 03:08:50:03 | 03:08:56:24 | Jesse [GM] | little bit of their own investigation on you guys and they can tell that the two of you at least are definitely on purple field |
| 03:08:50:19 | 03:09:03:26 | Brin [Basil] | the |
| 03:08:57:23 | 03:09:01:29 | Dave [Xeros] | is the opposite side of the color wheel from purple green |
| 03:08:59:06 | 03:09:03:19 | Chris [TBD] | No it’s yellow. |
| 03:09:00:13 | 03:09:01:13 | Steve [Nortle] | green |
| 03:09:03:26 | 03:09:13:05 | Brin [Basil] | color |
| 03:09:04:13 | 03:09:09:08 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s yellow I’m nega eros right now so it’s not purple |
| 03:09:07:17 | 03:09:09:11 | Jesse [GM] | oh yeah so it’s |
| 03:09:11:11 | 03:09:12:11 | Jesse [GM] | that touches you cover |
| 03:09:11:11 | 03:09:15:25 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah everything like I swapped my colors. |
| 03:09:11:17 | 03:09:12:14 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 03:09:13:05 | 03:09:19:15 | Brin [Basil] | wheel is upside down |
| 03:09:18:13 | 03:09:30:03 | Jesse [GM] | okay well you specifically odd things are happening and one of them the last time I had purple was back at that old events but I swore that off |
| 03:09:22:01 | 03:09:31:21 | Chris [TBD] | oh one week |
| 03:09:30:02 | 03:09:30:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:09:33:07 | 03:09:37:02 | Chris [TBD] | half of them are dead now |
| 03:09:34:25 | 03:09:36:05 | Jesse [GM] | no so you remember |
| 03:09:37:03 | 03:09:37:23 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:09:38:07 | 03:09:50:07 | Jesse [GM] | on your on your last loop um you attempted to convert a lot of the crowd uh that was there and there was a decent portion like 20 something percent uh that you had converted to the or well uh |
| 03:09:38:08 | 03:09:38:24 | Dave [Xeros] | No, |
| 03:09:42:27 | 03:09:51:08 | Chris [TBD] | yes foul claw converted |
| 03:09:50:07 | 03:09:57:07 | Jesse [GM] | you convinced a third part this is part of the third part i don’t think there’s any band members |
| 03:09:50:29 | 03:09:54:16 | Dave [Xeros] | It was a third part. What is Tickleback with them? |
| 03:09:57:07 | 03:10:03:23 | Jesse [GM] | here these are all like fans and uh you know uh one of them is yeah one of yeah one over |
| 03:09:58:20 | 03:10:01:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, are any of them wearing Tickleback t-shirts? |
| 03:10:02:14 | 03:10:05:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, all right, I extend my hand to him |
| 03:10:02:15 | 03:10:03:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 03:10:03:23 | 03:10:14:09 | Jesse [GM] | yeah he understands uh but yeah there they’re there’s a part of this party that you helped to |
| 03:10:14:09 | 03:10:23:25 | Jesse [GM] | convert um so they’re they’re making the kogamish and uh they start to tell you their conversion story um they’re gonna start way back from the beginning they’re going to they’re |
| 03:10:23:25 | 03:10:28:04 | Jesse [GM] | run through it you guys have the choice to listen or you can continue your own journey |
| 03:10:28:01 | 03:10:33:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Well why don’t we just walk with it? Tell us your tail while we walk. Let’s go! |
| 03:10:36:27 | 03:10:38:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Can you start further back? |
| 03:10:38:14 | 03:10:39:23 | Jesse [GM] | when i was |
| 03:10:43:01 | 03:10:45:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Forward a bit. just a little |
| 03:10:44:19 | 03:11:12:23 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s a twinkle in my father’s eye obedeus |
| 03:10:46:06 | 03:10:47:04 | Chris [TBD] | Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 03:10:47:17 | 03:10:54:22 | Brin [Basil] | a little baby cygoat |
| 03:10:54:22 | 03:11:13:00 | Brin [Basil] | um |
| 03:10:55:03 | 03:11:04:08 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay um they they’re gonna commentate and tell you their uh conversion story while you guys make your way into the city |
| 03:11:04:08 | 03:11:09:17 | Jesse [GM] | uh dave maybe i can get a little bit of your help here um you’re approaching the city i wanted to |
| 03:11:13:00 | 03:11:20:08 | Brin [Basil] | really quick we’re getting raided by um cats hotel thanks for |
| 03:11:15:17 | 03:11:16:02 | Chris [TBD] | Hey! |
| 03:11:17:06 | 03:11:19:22 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome, welcome! Cat’s Hotel? |
| 03:11:20:08 | 03:11:30:16 | Brin [Basil] | rating us it looks |
| 03:11:22:04 | 03:11:31:10 | Dave [Xeros] | you um yeah so uh the city of new world i’ll switch to meta real quick the city |
| 03:11:22:12 | 03:11:24:15 | Chris [TBD] | Thanks for the watch. |
| 03:11:30:16 | 03:12:09:18 | Brin [Basil] | old |
| 03:11:31:10 | 03:11:42:26 | Dave [Xeros] | is actually the center of government for all of the trinity So you kind of have central. Exactly, you have central and so that has all of the governmental buildings it is very |
| 03:11:43:25 | 03:11:54:29 | Dave [Xeros] | structured, it has very beautiful streets, it’s all very paved granite, very bright but the colors there are all red and so you kind to have like |
| 03:11:54:29 | 03:12:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Idios on the hill which is kind of blue and gold and then all of the government stuff is going to have this right view |
| 03:12:00:17 | 03:12:01:23 | Chris [TBD] | And that’s where we’re at right now. |
| 03:12:01:11 | 03:12:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and that’s where we’re at But a lot of very beautiful, beautiful architecture. Built on the commoners. |
| 03:12:09:18 | 03:12:15:26 | Brin [Basil] | but it’s new if i could wink yes |
| 03:12:10:22 | 03:12:15:12 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it has like a very like regal architecture |
| 03:12:15:12 | 03:12:22:24 | Jesse [GM] | like it’s very ornate and because the whole city uh like the highest the highest class is |
| 03:12:22:24 | 03:12:29:01 | Jesse [GM] | like the craftsman they’re held in like highest prestige they are like the government uh there’s |
| 03:12:29:20 | 03:12:36:26 | Dave [Xeros] | And this is where Lashara lived before she left, absconded. |
| 03:12:35:20 | 03:12:41:01 | Steve [Nortle] | thought we had to go through New Old To get to Idiots So this is New Old |
| 03:12:39:00 | 03:12:45:00 | Jesse [GM] | is new old that we’re talking about red yeah red yeah every architecture building |
| 03:12:39:01 | 03:12:42:06 | Dave [Xeros] | This is New Old. We’re in New Old, yeah. Red. |
| 03:12:45:29 | 03:12:49:15 | Chris [TBD] | I would like, where are you guys headed now? |
| 03:12:50:23 | 03:12:55:25 | Chris [TBD] | We’re following you around. You said there was a pilgrimage you’re on. What’s the next stop? |
| 03:12:52:16 | 03:13:02:12 | Jesse [GM] | oh well we just we just passed through new olds as part of our progression |
| 03:13:03:03 | 03:13:09:21 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s like little sigils along the way kind of like the stations at the cross moving up to |
| 03:13:06:19 | 03:13:12:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Stations of the Cross But it’s actually stations Of the sandwich board |
| 03:13:08:25 | 03:13:09:05 | Chris [TBD] | Right. |
| 03:13:10:29 | 03:13:16:21 | Jesse [GM] | go this way it’s just an arrow yeah |
| 03:13:11:27 | 03:13:15:25 | Dave [Xeros] | station is a sandwich fort and actually there’s |
| 03:13:12:06 | 03:13:14:08 | Chris [TBD] | It takes me to stand up. Which way? |
| 03:13:16:19 | 03:13:17:08 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:13:17:04 | 03:13:22:26 | Chris [TBD] | and those little sandwich dots that we went through just like |
| 03:13:17:04 | 03:13:23:07 | Dave [Xeros] | and there’s little sandwich shops along the way too that was just like you know |
| 03:13:24:28 | 03:13:36:22 | Jesse [GM] | let me give you just a little more information just to kind of set the scene here for new old um so yeah craftsmen artists they’re the they’re the upper class um you can kind of think the way i’m |
| 03:13:36:22 | 03:13:47:01 | Jesse [GM] | picturing this at least uh this is like the center of government but also like it’s like globally this is kind of a center for art craft right this is |
| 03:13:44:11 | 03:13:46:08 | Dave [Xeros] | all of Correus yeah |
| 03:13:47:01 | 03:13:50:25 | Jesse [GM] | like you’re going to find stuff here that don’t find anywhere else there’s there’s |
| 03:13:53:17 | 03:14:00:12 | Jesse [GM] | sorcery artificie like they’re just all kinds of inventions and builders and creators here in this place so that’s a lot |
| 03:14:00:12 | 03:14:06:10 | Jesse [GM] | of the people and but i’m kind of picturing like when hercules goes to thieves you know |
| 03:14:06:10 | 03:14:13:06 | Jesse [GM] | it’s like the play like just bustling like it’s just a huge city um exactly yeah uh-huh exactly |
| 03:14:13:06 | 03:14:23:10 | Jesse [GM] | um and uh but yeah a lot of power a lot of prestige like extremely beautiful city |
| 03:14:24:28 | 03:14:30:24 | Dave [Xeros] | connects down to like the main port that brings everything into this part of Correas |
| 03:14:31:10 | 03:14:36:17 | Chris [TBD] | Are you guys familiar at all with any magical blacksmiths? |
| 03:14:38:14 | 03:14:41:19 | Jesse [GM] | we’ve never been to new old |
| 03:14:40:03 | 03:14:42:00 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, I thought you were from here. |
| 03:14:40:26 | 03:14:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | They’re just called black magicsmiths. |
| 03:14:43:25 | 03:14:44:29 | Chris [TBD] | Black magic smiths. |
| 03:14:45:18 | 03:14:56:13 | Jesse [GM] | not black magic oh no oh no we would stay far far away from any black magic well i’m sure there’s |
| 03:14:52:04 | 03:14:53:27 | Chris [TBD] | I need some weapon modifications. |
| 03:14:56:13 | 03:15:02:13 | Jesse [GM] | i mean you know everyone knows the world is a place of great renown when it comes to craftsmanship |
| 03:15:02:14 | 03:15:13:28 | Chris [TBD] | Right. Okay. Okay. Keep my eye out. I’m going to be looking for anything that resembles sort of a smith. |
| 03:15:08:14 | 03:15:08:20 | Dave [Xeros] | think |
| 03:15:16:01 | 03:15:23:17 | Dave [Xeros] | on the killing of others and death destruction. I know but they’re unprogrammed |
| 03:15:20:05 | 03:15:21:11 | Chris [TBD] | We’re in new old |
| 03:15:23:15 | 03:15:28:06 | Steve [Nortle] | He has the zealotry of conversion. How long have we been |
| 03:15:26:15 | 03:15:27:20 | Chris [TBD] | Zealotry, got it |
| 03:15:29:24 | 03:15:36:15 | Jesse [GM] | you guys it’s probably been um we’ll say an hour from when we first started your symptoms |
| 03:15:36:15 | 03:15:42:12 | Jesse [GM] | is yours up then it was an hour okay you’re still got another hour of hallucinations and |
| 03:15:38:25 | 03:15:39:26 | Dave [Xeros] | mine’s not |
| 03:15:41:17 | 03:15:43:16 | Steve [Nortle] | you still have a little bit more time being small |
| 03:15:45:00 | 03:15:54:08 | Steve [Nortle] | because that was more recent, and now you understand the meaning of The Feather |
| 03:15:45:20 | 03:15:56:17 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah but you’re back you’re you’re coming back to uh reality with us yeah um |
| 03:15:49:13 | 03:15:56:28 | Brin [Basil] | yeah oh |
| 03:15:56:17 | 03:15:57:22 | Jesse [GM] | one last thing |
| 03:15:56:28 | 03:16:24:13 | Brin [Basil] | no did i pick that up right |
| 03:16:01:14 | 03:16:02:14 | Chris [TBD] | Falclaw’s gone |
| 03:16:05:04 | 03:16:07:03 | Jesse [GM] | old and idios they they |
| 03:16:08:09 | 03:16:18:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh they have like a mutually beneficial relationship like their economies work really well together there’s like services and sorcery they trade for |
| 03:16:18:03 | 03:16:28:20 | Jesse [GM] | crafts and items it’s kind of like how you can think about it so they like kind of they like tolerate each other like generally speaking their relationships like they will work together |
| 03:16:28:20 | 03:16:38:26 | Jesse [GM] | and it’s beneficial for both of them but it’s not necessarily like they like ideologically they definitely don’t blind you have new old which is very much like the work of your hands kind |
| 03:16:38:26 | 03:16:45:09 | Jesse [GM] | of thing right and then the spiritual city so it’s like uh kind of divided that way so |
| 03:16:44:26 | 03:16:47:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Very Gog-ish versus Saloonay |
| 03:16:47:26 | 03:16:50:17 | Jesse [GM] | that’s goggish versus saloon yep |
| 03:16:49:28 | 03:16:51:17 | Steve [Nortle] | if that helps any of you |
| 03:16:50:18 | 03:16:53:10 | Dave [Xeros] | if that helps anyone out there. |
| 03:16:51:28 | 03:16:59:13 | Jesse [GM] | very very yeah somebody out there’s like oh my god i finally i finally get it took so long why did they just leave with |
| 03:16:55:12 | 03:16:56:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, yeah, I get it! |
| 03:16:56:29 | 03:16:57:18 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:16:59:06 | 03:17:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh! |
| 03:17:00:24 | 03:17:34:23 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve been watching this stream for years it’s midnight |
| 03:17:06:21 | 03:17:15:14 | Jesse [GM] | so very industrious so you get the idea um but yeah it’s still early there’s a lot of shops and things that are starting to open you’re walking with these |
| 03:17:15:14 | 03:17:25:22 | Jesse [GM] | people who are on their way to hideous um and let’s see um you uh i might need to well |
| 03:17:30:00 | 03:17:39:20 | Jesse [GM] | let’s say how much time do we want to spend half an hour at least okay great so |
| 03:17:37:23 | 03:17:37:26 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 03:17:39:14 | 03:17:41:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil? Got a half hour left in you? |
| 03:17:42:15 | 03:17:45:26 | Brin [Basil] | I just drank, like, 32 ounces of caffeine. We’re good. |
| 03:17:45:14 | 03:17:47:08 | Chris [TBD] | It’s water. |
| 03:17:47:01 | 03:17:48:01 | Brin [Basil] | Very good! |
| 03:17:48:05 | 03:17:50:04 | Jesse [GM] | 50 ounces of purple field then 5 |
| 03:17:51:21 | 03:17:52:07 | Jesse [GM] | ok |
| 03:17:54:12 | 03:18:05:07 | Jesse [GM] | you guys I’m going to have you make um we’ll do another investigation check you kind of need to figure out where you are in the city um |
| 03:18:05:08 | 03:18:07:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Could I do a survival check instead? |
| 03:18:08:28 | 03:18:20:07 | Jesse [GM] | uh yes because oh good okay yeah yeah let’s do let’s do a survival you’re just trying to orient yourself |
| 03:18:10:04 | 03:18:15:17 | Steve [Nortle] | I mean, survival is often the idea of being able to orientate yourself and see where you’re going. |
| 03:18:16:09 | 03:18:29:13 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, nice. |
| 03:18:18:11 | 03:18:18:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 03:18:20:07 | 03:18:30:19 | Jesse [GM] | with the city because you got the message from harold that you needed to meet up with ashara somewhere and his instructions were that she’s a duel but you don’t necessarily know where |
| 03:18:30:19 | 03:18:36:21 | Jesse [GM] | she’s located that wasn’t necessarily information he could give you or disclose at that point |
| 03:18:36:08 | 03:18:38:19 | Dave [Xeros] | making… You said investigation or insight? |
| 03:18:39:08 | 03:18:42:22 | Steve [Nortle] | I did a survival checklist, but I only got a 9. |
| 03:18:42:03 | 03:18:43:11 | Chris [TBD] | I got a 12. |
| 03:18:45:16 | 03:18:49:01 | Steve [Nortle] | This is a brave new world. |
| 03:18:50:11 | 03:19:00:29 | Dave [Xeros] | uh I remember that we’re trying to connect with but because I am really really wanting some more purple filth that’s really what I’m dialing my |
| 03:19:00:29 | 03:19:09:11 | Dave [Xeros] | my compass towards it’s kind of like a faith-based compass that dials the wrong way just to stay on this pilgrimage. |
| 03:19:11:03 | 03:19:15:08 | Dave [Xeros] | So wherever I can find purple filth, that’s what I’m looking for. |
| 03:19:11:29 | 03:19:19:03 | Steve [Nortle] | So wait, if you roll poorly that means you’ll know where Lashara is. |
| 03:19:19:04 | 03:19:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, most likely. |
| 03:19:20:15 | 03:19:21:17 | Steve [Nortle] | That makes sense. |
| 03:19:23:00 | 03:19:33:04 | Brin [Basil] | That really doesn’t make sense for sure. |
| 03:19:25:17 | 03:19:34:25 | Steve [Nortle] | No because what he’s looking for is purple filth but he fails to get that it means instead that he’s going to be heading toward not purple filst which |
| 03:19:25:22 | 03:19:27:00 | Dave [Xeros] | You know, I mean… |
| 03:19:32:16 | 03:19:37:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Toward not purple filst? Okay. That’s, I means, not a very good roll. It’s at nine. |
| 03:19:37:03 | 03:19:40:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s good because there’s purple filst in my satchel. |
| 03:19:40:29 | 03:19:42:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:19:41:08 | 03:19:41:27 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:19:42:01 | 03:19:54:25 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s right sweet did |
| 03:19:42:20 | 03:19:48:29 | Jesse [GM] | just makes a lunge for you yes okay so yeah we’ll say that this actually points in the opposite |
| 03:19:44:08 | 03:19:45:26 | Brin [Basil] | There’s still three doses. |
| 03:19:48:29 | 03:20:00:15 | Jesse [GM] | direction which is towards where lashara could potentially be um and we’ll say you guys slept in a little bit were probably around like 11 o’clock places are opening up right they just |
| 03:20:00:15 | 03:20:04:29 | Jesse [GM] | kind of started doing business the city’s waking up things are starting to bustle |
| 03:20:06:20 | 03:20:16:26 | Jesse [GM] | carts people everything’s rushing past you start to get kind of like in the crowd and busy streets uh but you start making your way uh towards what a shara could |
| 03:20:22:18 | 03:20:25:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Can someone roll an D8 for me? |
| 03:20:28:05 | 03:20:33:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Starting to come down Okay, that’s just the – I get a luck point. |
| 03:20:36:01 | 03:20:36:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Good fun. |
| 03:20:37:01 | 03:20:47:21 | Jesse [GM] | will you actually make i forgot to do this uh will roll um you’re having hallucinations as well kind of in and out will you make an insight check oh |
| 03:20:46:13 | 03:20:47:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah? Yeah. |
| 03:20:48:19 | 03:20:50:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Of course, I’m going to get inside check. |
| 03:20:54:17 | 03:20:56:25 | Dave [Xeros] | That would be in that one. I shrink a little. |
| 03:20:57:25 | 03:21:05:11 | Jesse [GM] | my gosh right switch places |
| 03:20:59:19 | 03:21:08:06 | Steve [Nortle] | about the same time i feel like you |
| 03:21:01:12 | 03:21:01:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil! |
| 03:21:03:01 | 03:21:04:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, quit stealing my height! |
| 03:21:05:05 | 03:21:09:02 | Brin [Basil] | Ahhhh! It feels so good to be one foot taller. |
| 03:21:08:06 | 03:21:14:08 | Steve [Nortle] | rolled like a 90 or something right for your height like it’s It’s like an 80-step. |
| 03:21:11:14 | 03:21:15:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, I don’t shrink up. It’s like an 87-90, so it’s very low. |
| 03:21:12:16 | 03:21:17:23 | Chris [TBD] | You don’t shrink very much. It’s more of a shrink on his confidence is what it is. |
| 03:21:14:14 | 03:21:14:21 | Jesse [GM] | little |
| 03:21:16:24 | 03:21:25:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. it’s like oh yeah i i don’t my boots are off i actually don’t wear shoes so |
| 03:21:17:10 | 03:21:27:07 | Brin [Basil] | it’s like him taking off his shoes you know oh that’s right |
| 03:21:22:18 | 03:21:23:10 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 03:21:28:00 | 03:21:31:07 | Steve [Nortle] | like to be on the other side. It’s a humbling thing for you. |
| 03:21:29:15 | 03:21:39:20 | Jesse [GM] | please please please tell me please tell you that you’re just casting minor illusion on your platform shoes so it looks like you’re hovering above the ground at all times or something that |
| 03:21:29:21 | 03:21:32:11 | Chris [TBD] | this whole time you haven’t had shoes |
| 03:21:45:06 | 03:21:55:15 | Dave [Xeros] | actually am touching the ground but whenever i’m walking i’m always walking on air yep at At the same time, it kind of hides |
| 03:21:52:13 | 03:21:58:04 | Steve [Nortle] | The cargo pants |
| 03:21:53:23 | 03:21:54:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:21:55:15 | 03:21:59:19 | Dave [Xeros] | the cargo pants when I have that on. |
| 03:22:03:02 | 03:22:14:02 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh so you actually are kind of wandering through this and you’re following |
| 03:22:14:02 | 03:22:15:24 | Jesse [GM] | the hallucinatory |
| 03:22:17:01 | 03:22:21:11 | Dave [Xeros] | hallucination Of a crazy man |
| 03:22:17:18 | 03:22:18:11 | Jesse [GM] | hallucination |
| 03:22:20:09 | 03:22:22:13 | Jesse [GM] | fueled person of the party |
| 03:22:23:01 | 03:22:26:06 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s the negative version of himself right now |
| 03:22:27:02 | 03:22:37:29 | Jesse [GM] | you rolled a one so these hallucinations are like pretty intense this doesn’t appear really to be new old to you at all, you’re kind of potentially having flashbacks |
| 03:22:38:08 | 03:22:40:13 | Dave [Xeros] | To old town |
| 03:22:39:17 | 03:22:41:25 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re back at, you’re back and now I’m |
| 03:22:40:26 | 03:22:42:19 | Brin [Basil] | to old new |
| 03:22:43:27 | 03:22:55:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Would he still respond to the suggestion thing when he’s hallucinating like this? |
| 03:22:45:01 | 03:22:45:24 | Jesse [GM] | Pearl |
| 03:22:45:18 | 03:22:49:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Where I’m starting to |
| 03:22:48:09 | 03:22:51:16 | Jesse [GM] | You’re It could be, yep. |
| 03:22:55:25 | 03:23:00:28 | Jesse [GM] | Can we challenge it somehow? Is there a way if you suggest something to him see if he like interprets it? |
| 03:23:01:11 | 03:23:07:11 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like i it’s more of a if my hallucinations allow me to understand what |
| 03:23:06:25 | 03:23:08:09 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah that’s kind of my math. |
| 03:23:07:11 | 03:23:15:03 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re telling me to do okay um yes so what would that be that would be a perception check most |
| 03:23:15:03 | 03:23:21:02 | Dave [Xeros] | likely to perceive what you’re saying okay yeah i could do insight inside it’s fine |
| 03:23:15:14 | 03:23:20:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Or personal insight I can say and do so. |
| 03:23:21:02 | 03:23:29:00 | Dave [Xeros] | oh man i i need another d20 he’s gonna give me a suggestion i’m gonna roll to see if i |
| 03:23:22:08 | 03:23:23:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Bad news, bad news! |
| 03:23:24:21 | 03:23:26:17 | Jesse [GM] | You’re giving him a suggestion? |
| 03:23:29:14 | 03:23:30:18 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. All right. |
| 03:23:32:20 | 03:23:33:29 | Steve [Nortle] | You don’t get that one. |
| 03:23:36:19 | 03:23:37:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, Arrows |
| 03:23:39:19 | 03:23:40:15 | Steve [Nortle] | could you |
| 03:23:42:25 | 03:23:46:14 | Steve [Nortle] | where are we? We’re walking somewhere and you’re kind of like |
| 03:23:47:26 | 03:23:56:21 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m just kind of like wandering it’s like uh drunken master like just doing this and then if i oh no like from princess bride where they’re like following |
| 03:23:49:21 | 03:23:58:16 | Brin [Basil] | It’s like the best |
| 03:23:55:26 | 03:23:57:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, the sword. |
| 03:23:56:21 | 03:24:01:24 | Dave [Xeros] | the sword yeah that’s basically what i’m doing but there’s nothing in front of me and i’m |
| 03:23:57:15 | 03:23:58:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay |
| 03:24:02:19 | 03:24:10:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Because it’s like you’re seeing this other topography, this other city. And so you’re trying to navigate that. Okay. |
| 03:24:08:28 | 03:24:09:28 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m trying to navigate it |
| 03:24:11:05 | 03:24:12:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, Eros? |
| 03:24:14:05 | 03:24:24:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Do you have any idea where we could maybe get something |
| 03:24:24:17 | 03:24:26:17 | Steve [Nortle] | to drink around here? |
| 03:24:29:00 | 03:24:37:27 | Dave [Xeros] | a natu so no uh yes uh i know all the places to get drinks um okay so with these |
| 03:24:37:27 | 03:24:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | hallucinations though they’re kind of like this is the funny thing about like the forbidden fruits tavern they grid out a city and put the taverns in the exact same location |
| 03:24:48:07 | 03:24:53:26 | Dave [Xeros] | so if someone goes to like pearl or new old they can know exactly kind of grid it out where |
| 03:24:52:20 | 03:25:00:11 | Steve [Nortle] | it’s like when you go to a walmart in a different city You’re like, I kind of think I know where I am. Yeah. |
| 03:25:00:27 | 03:25:12:26 | Dave [Xeros] | them all yeah find an applebee uh so i’m like why yet then like when you say that the drunkenness kind of like spires and I’m just like marching boom boom boom |
| 03:25:12:26 | 03:25:17:00 | Dave [Xeros] | almost like Tetris lines. And I’m going really fast so |
| 03:25:16:24 | 03:25:18:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. I keep up with you. |
| 03:25:18:02 | 03:25:27:03 | Dave [Xeros] | um, I’m like cocaine fast So what would cocaine fast be? 90? Can I roll |
| 03:25:26:22 | 03:25:29:04 | Jesse [GM] | 90 feet of movement compared to |
| 03:25:27:03 | 03:25:34:13 | Dave [Xeros] | for it? Yeah, just whatever I can add to my 30 feet of movement. Can I Roll a D100? |
| 03:25:37:05 | 03:25:37:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Potential. |
| 03:25:38:01 | 03:25:42:13 | Jesse [GM] | um let’s do a let’s |
| 03:25:42:13 | 03:25:52:19 | Jesse [GM] | do a percentage of 30 feet of movement so whatever like well |
| 03:25:44:16 | 03:25:50:26 | Dave [Xeros] | D100. Okay, so 30 feet per minute plus whatever my percentage I roll. |
| 03:25:49:13 | 03:25:50:12 | Steve [Nortle] | plus whatever my potential |
| 03:25:52:23 | 03:25:53:21 | Dave [Xeros] | 71 percent. |
| 03:25:55:10 | 03:25:56:19 | Dave [Xeros] | So roughly an |
| 03:25:55:11 | 03:26:00:22 | Steve [Nortle] | So wait wouldn’t 100% of 30 be 30 again? That would double it. |
| 03:26:01:14 | 03:26:03:04 | Dave [Xeros] | 75% is about |
| 03:26:04:01 | 03:26:04:24 | Chris [TBD] | walking fast. |
| 03:26:06:01 | 03:26:07:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay,so 50 feet per second. |
| 03:26:07:15 | 03:26:09:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so I can’t… |
| 03:26:09:29 | 03:26:10:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes. |
| 03:26:14:22 | 03:26:23:10 | Steve [Nortle] | My speed is 40, so i can’t keep up with him at normal walking speed, right |
| 03:26:17:25 | 03:26:24:19 | Dave [Xeros] | You can’t pee. And I’m like speed walking. It’s the one where my feet don’t leave the ground but my hips really have to swaggle. |
| 03:26:21:01 | 03:26:27:23 | Jesse [GM] | you and you’re headed towards uh applebee’s |
| 03:26:22:07 | 03:26:26:22 | Brin [Basil] | hips don’t lie |
| 03:26:24:19 | 03:26:25:04 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 03:26:27:01 | 03:26:29:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, the Forbidden Fruits Tavern. |
| 03:26:29:08 | 03:26:39:00 | Jesse [GM] | ah forbidden fruits tavern very good okay all right um yeah does anyone want to see if they can slow him down because he’s starting to get away from you while you’re navigating uh |
| 03:26:29:13 | 03:26:39:23 | Steve [Nortle] | same thing i asked him to do it |
| 03:26:30:27 | 03:26:31:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes? |
| 03:26:39:23 | 03:26:43:08 | Steve [Nortle] | so i’m following but i don’t think to slow him down |
| 03:26:46:01 | 03:26:55:29 | Jesse [GM] | like there’s all these carts and people in the cities and stuff no but i mean well not necessarily crossing roads but i mean he just like zipping between people and stuff where the rest of you are kind |
| 03:26:46:20 | 03:26:46:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 03:26:47:00 | 03:26:48:27 | Chris [TBD] | Basil, your time to shine. |
| 03:26:48:00 | 03:26:49:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so he’s being dangerous. |
| 03:26:55:29 | 03:27:06:20 | Jesse [GM] | of being held up by like other crowds and stuff essentially okay so uh but you get the sense that he’s gonna like slip away and you don’t know where y’all are in this city so maybe somebody |
| 03:26:57:24 | 03:26:59:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, you’re being nice. |
| 03:27:00:21 | 03:27:02:13 | Steve [Nortle] | We’re not just shoving people out of the way. |
| 03:27:08:29 | 03:27:09:14 | Dave [Xeros] | it a chase mechanic? |
| 03:27:10:10 | 03:27:12:13 | Chris [TBD] | Come on, Basil. Jump high! |
| 03:27:13:22 | 03:27:23:03 | Jesse [GM] | do like one round one round chase mechanic if if anybody can catch him if you don’T catch him let’s just see |
| 03:27:14:09 | 03:27:15:06 | Dave [Xeros] | A one-round |
| 03:27:15:24 | 03:27:26:27 | Brin [Basil] | I’m Basil’s back so do it so or |
| 03:27:22:19 | 03:27:26:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, I feel like we should start with Chris and go around the table and then see if… |
| 03:27:24:28 | 03:27:25:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, fine. |
| 03:27:26:22 | 03:27:31:02 | Chris [TBD] | This is Basil’s time to shine. She’s got the boots of Leapin’, man. She can get there. |
| 03:27:35:22 | 03:27:47:11 | Brin [Basil] | was bad as a four so i have i’m a kind of hungover obviously from |
| 03:27:37:05 | 03:27:37:29 | Chris [TBD] | So close. |
| 03:27:39:24 | 03:27:43:16 | Dave [Xeros] | As of four. Okay, so you need to say what you’re going to use. |
| 03:27:47:14 | 03:27:59:20 | Dave [Xeros] | You don’t have your katana either because you’re |
| 03:27:53:04 | 03:28:01:05 | Brin [Basil] | actually so does that give me advantage because i have rage like |
| 03:27:54:29 | 03:27:55:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 03:27:59:20 | 03:28:00:01 | Dave [Xeros] | lighter. |
| 03:28:10:13 | 03:28:20:15 | Brin [Basil] | that’s fine next person um i just punch i literally and i have rubies in my brass knuckles |
| 03:28:20:15 | 03:28:27:29 | Brin [Basil] | right now and i punch a wall and like burn a hole somewhat through it so i’m |
| 03:28:26:09 | 03:28:30:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like a lava bender. He punched it and he turns into lava. |
| 03:28:27:29 | 03:28:32:20 | Brin [Basil] | i’m upset |
| 03:28:31:16 | 03:28:36:16 | Jesse [GM] | okay yeah uh these walls are a lot harder to break |
| 03:28:36:16 | 03:28:47:03 | Jesse [GM] | though so it does it just kind of and they’re somewhat magical so this might actually like make the building look better in a way so |
| 03:28:47:16 | 03:28:59:04 | Brin [Basil] | and this my my rubies actually have like a signature thing with them and they will literally burn a basil leaf. |
| 03:28:49:05 | 03:28:50:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Every hit is craftsman’s hit. |
| 03:28:59:04 | 03:29:10:01 | Brin [Basil] | What’s your name? Basil, why is there |
| 03:28:59:23 | 03:29:07:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah the town guards are probably gonna like question you or like it’s vandalism yeah |
| 03:29:04:20 | 03:29:06:00 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s new graffiti. |
| 03:29:10:01 | 03:29:22:01 | Brin [Basil] | a basilleaf burned into the side of this building I have no idea my name not associated with the leaf it’s literally like etched into the leather on |
| 03:29:10:26 | 03:29:11:25 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:29:15:17 | 03:29:15:26 | Jesse [GM] | know |
| 03:29:15:24 | 03:29:20:27 | Chris [TBD] | and it’s like on your shirt or whatever |
| 03:29:17:02 | 03:29:19:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, it depends on what leaf. |
| 03:29:29:12 | 03:29:32:25 | Chris [TBD] | yeah i can catch them i got some great acrobatics i’m gonna run |
| 03:29:32:04 | 03:29:46:17 | Brin [Basil] | have |
| 03:29:34:18 | 03:29:36:14 | Chris [TBD] | and push people out of the way. |
| 03:29:37:22 | 03:29:40:12 | Chris [TBD] | Hey, all right. That would be a 19. |
| 03:29:41:23 | 03:29:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I cast Silvery Barbs. |
| 03:29:42:10 | 03:29:45:08 | Jesse [GM] | okay what what |
| 03:29:45:16 | 03:29:46:19 | Chris [TBD] | Do you want to get away? |
| 03:29:46:17 | 03:29:54:28 | Brin [Basil] | no idea how many videos I’ve seen of silvery barbs |
| 03:29:48:01 | 03:29:50:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t want anyone to slow me down. |
| 03:29:48:03 | 03:29:49:08 | Steve [Nortle] | No, it’s Chase. |
| 03:29:51:01 | 03:29:53:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not trying to slow you down. I’m just trying to catch up to you. |
| 03:29:54:28 | 03:30:01:12 | Brin [Basil] | unbelievable. I watched like 26 and almost sent them to the group chat 20 times at 3 in |
| 03:30:01:22 | 03:30:03:14 | Chris [TBD] | Friggin’ hate this spell. |
| 03:30:04:10 | 03:30:15:22 | Jesse [GM] | um you’ve covered you’ve cover so much ground in the city uh that i’m gonna have to make one more insight check with your hallucinations that you’re on right now because they’re pretty intense |
| 03:30:04:22 | 03:30:07:13 | Dave [Xeros] | You can say no, DM. |
| 03:30:08:26 | 03:30:09:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 03:30:14:05 | 03:30:14:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 03:30:17:22 | 03:30:20:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Insight. And if I fail it’s bad. |
| 03:30:20:07 | 03:30:29:18 | Jesse [GM] | maybe well okay |
| 03:30:21:29 | 03:30:22:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright here we go. |
| 03:30:25:03 | 03:30:26:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I failed. That’s 13. |
| 03:30:29:18 | 03:30:33:26 | Jesse [GM] | you got a partial success let’s say this uh |
| 03:30:39:02 | 03:30:46:28 | Jesse [GM] | you’re still cruising along um but there’s this |
| 03:30:46:28 | 03:30:58:08 | Jesse [GM] | brief like hint like yeah you’re having these hallucinations but there is this moment mid-hallucination that kind of breaks and it still feels sort of like a dream |
| 03:30:49:29 | 03:30:50:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Fly Club Flash. |
| 03:30:58:08 | 03:31:07:05 | Jesse [GM] | state almost uh but it uh there’s like some sort of like clarity or like i guess maybe |
| 03:31:07:05 | 03:31:18:22 | Jesse [GM] | reassurance calm with this okay um transcendence just for a moment and while you’re on your way |
| 03:31:10:29 | 03:31:15:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Transcendence maybe? I broke into that just for a second. |
| 03:31:18:22 | 03:31:25:25 | Jesse [GM] | to applebee’s you you notice uh kind of out of the corner of your eye right there’s this |
| 03:31:21:04 | 03:31:22:23 | Dave [Xeros] | forbidden fruits tavern |
| 03:31:25:25 | 03:31:36:17 | Jesse [GM] | moment where you slow down um and the sort of like uh the i guess like purple uh what was |
| 03:31:36:17 | 03:31:46:26 | Jesse [GM] | outline aura of the drug something catches your eye and it pauses over the shop that you’re going |
| 03:31:46:26 | 03:31:53:28 | Jesse [GM] | by um and the name of this shop is 40 lashes and it |
| 03:31:52:11 | 03:31:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | so like the purple aura flashes and I’m like there might be purple built in |
| 03:31:53:28 | 03:31:58:27 | Jesse [GM] | kind of flashes there could be purple filth |
| 03:31:58:27 | 03:32:06:29 | Jesse [GM] | in there but you are also pretty bent on getting to the tavern uh but you pause long enough for |
| 03:32:04:14 | 03:32:04:26 | Dave [Xeros] | okay |
| 03:32:06:29 | 03:32:14:22 | Jesse [GM] | rest of your party to notice that you kind of stare at this sign for a moment and you’re probably going to take off again. |
| 03:32:15:06 | 03:32:20:27 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s some curious lashing thing going on with 50 lashes |
| 03:32:15:15 | 03:32:22:26 | Jesse [GM] | But there’s some curious something going on, 40 lashes, |
| 03:32:19:23 | 03:32:22:29 | Chris [TBD] | 40 lashes |
| 03:32:24:24 | 03:32:31:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I thought it was a manicure shop where they clean up my eyebrows |
| 03:32:28:06 | 03:32:32:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Every Lash |
| 03:32:31:00 | 03:32:32:24 | Jesse [GM] | We’ll have to wait and see. |
| 03:32:36:04 | 03:32:43:23 | Steve [Nortle] | All right, so do I get to try to… Wait So did the Silvery Barb work? Like, did TBD |
| 03:32:44:04 | 03:32:51:19 | Jesse [GM] | You caught up to him? I think now we have to see if you can convince him |
| 03:32:45:08 | 03:32:47:05 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, great. It didn’t work then. |
| 03:32:51:19 | 03:32:58:16 | Jesse [GM] | to change his course grapple in like you know or you know he can take off and the rest of you |
| 03:33:07:14 | 03:33:16:22 | Chris [TBD] | I am going to yell out into the crowd. Oh, my gosh. |
| 03:33:17:04 | 03:33:28:08 | Chris [TBD] | It’s Eros and see if anybody recognizes him and swarm him because he is a very famous famous. |
| 03:33:22:27 | 03:33:32:11 | Dave [Xeros] | i am i am in nega eros form um |
| 03:33:26:02 | 03:33:29:14 | Steve [Nortle] | is Nega Eros |
| 03:33:26:03 | 03:33:27:19 | Brin [Basil] | He’s in Ace of Mane. |
| 03:33:30:04 | 03:33:31:26 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, you are? Shoot. |
| 03:33:32:01 | 03:33:35:29 | Jesse [GM] | but this was this was one of your album covers though was You In Mega Form so |
| 03:33:32:11 | 03:33:41:17 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s negative yeah it was the neganos album I do remember this. |
| 03:33:35:06 | 03:33:36:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:33:35:14 | 03:33:36:14 | Steve [Nortle] | That’s right |
| 03:33:38:05 | 03:33:39:01 | Brin [Basil] | Got him! |
| 03:33:38:09 | 03:33:46:23 | Steve [Nortle] | It was yeah the negative it was all of the not hits from |
| 03:33:44:22 | 03:33:47:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. It was the B-sides version. |
| 03:33:46:27 | 03:33:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, that wasn’t very convincing at all. I got a three on persuasion. |
| 03:33:50:01 | 03:33:53:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. On persuasion? All right. Let’s counteract this. |
| 03:33:54:11 | 03:33:55:20 | Brin [Basil] | You didn’t sell very many |
| 03:33:56:01 | 03:34:03:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going… I rolled in that one but I’m gonna use my luck points to re-roll that I got from the drink. |
| 03:34:02:04 | 03:34:10:02 | Steve [Nortle] | the drink you shook again |
| 03:34:02:08 | 03:34:03:23 | Chris [TBD] | Can you re-roll a one? |
| 03:34:04:27 | 03:34:05:25 | Jesse [GM] | roll in that one again |
| 03:34:06:04 | 03:34:06:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-huh. |
| 03:34:07:05 | 03:34:11:17 | Jesse [GM] | what happens if you’re rolling that one right now you shrink again but |
| 03:34:08:16 | 03:34:09:08 | Chris [TBD] | He shrinks again. |
| 03:34:12:24 | 03:34:18:23 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll tell you what happens That katana in his pants is gonna play a little seppuku. |
| 03:34:19:13 | 03:34:21:05 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a poco. |
| 03:34:19:17 | 03:34:21:29 | Steve [Nortle] | if his |
| 03:34:23:05 | 03:34:33:17 | Steve [Nortle] | bags of holding get pierced then everything that’s well no if it gets pierced |
| 03:34:25:11 | 03:34:27:24 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s gonna suck the universe into it. |
| 03:34:29:01 | 03:34:30:00 | Brin [Basil] | take that back. |
| 03:34:33:28 | 03:34:34:26 | Brin [Basil] | Recon! |
| 03:34:35:09 | 03:34:36:06 | Steve [Nortle] | if it’s |
| 03:34:35:28 | 03:34:38:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you going to try To empty my bags of holding |
| 03:34:38:25 | 03:34:42:07 | Steve [Nortle] | why don’t we roll Why don’t we roll and see what happens? |
| 03:34:39:16 | 03:34:40:19 | Chris [TBD] | We’ll be here all day. |
| 03:34:40:29 | 03:34:44:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay let’s roll If I get it |
| 03:34:43:20 | 03:34:47:11 | Brin [Basil] | I regret speaking up. |
| 03:34:46:20 | 03:34:58:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve been walking Really fast And that katana has been Bouncing around inside My bags of folding And if I go too fast It’s actually going to poke a hole And slide out And then everything |
| 03:34:58:16 | 03:35:02:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Is like going to be the floodgates Of a dam breaking Everything in my pants |
| 03:34:59:29 | 03:35:06:04 | Steve [Nortle] | We’ll become visible. |
| 03:35:08:09 | 03:35:11:18 | Brin [Basil] | It won’t be a river of shit, it will be a river of stuff. |
| 03:35:11:00 | 03:35:22:00 | Dave [Xeros] | right all right steve as steve has my witness no it is not it is and what am i |
| 03:35:16:24 | 03:35:27:20 | Chris [TBD] | it’s gonna be a 10. uh persuasion or i rolled persuasion you were |
| 03:35:28:18 | 03:35:30:03 | Jesse [GM] | with just a roll off right |
| 03:35:29:08 | 03:35:37:18 | Dave [Xeros] | so it’s it’s a roll off against you so whatever my persuasion plus eight so 17 plus 8 or 7 plus 8 yeah i mean that’s what |
| 03:35:38:20 | 03:35:39:27 | Chris [TBD] | yes it is |
| 03:35:39:24 | 03:35:47:23 | Jesse [GM] | are not persuaded to stay at all for this place nor yeah your pants are intact uh |
| 03:35:44:22 | 03:35:45:08 | Dave [Xeros] | pants. |
| 03:35:47:23 | 03:35:54:16 | Jesse [GM] | okay um then uh you could be yeah i think you’re i think You’re Divided at this point |
| 03:35:52:24 | 03:35:53:11 | Dave [Xeros] | 90 degree. |
| 03:35:54:16 | 03:36:02:15 | Jesse [GM] | or like they know generally where you’re headed uh uh -huh the forbidden |
| 03:35:57:26 | 03:36:03:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, I’m going to the next Forbidden Fruits Tavern. You know exactly where I’m doing? |
| 03:35:58:21 | 03:36:02:09 | Steve [Nortle] | All right, well… |
| 03:36:02:15 | 03:36:09:07 | Jesse [GM] | the forbidden fruits tavern is around the block from where you are currently yeah |
| 03:36:07:14 | 03:36:08:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. |
| 03:36:09:24 | 03:36:15:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Let me just do an athletics check to see if I can… If I have another chance. |
| 03:36:18:04 | 03:36:28:05 | Steve [Nortle] | uh not much uh 10 so yeah i |
| 03:36:22:18 | 03:36:23:22 | Chris [TBD] | Plane Jane. |
| 03:36:23:16 | 03:36:28:09 | Jesse [GM] | tonight okay you don’t stop him he takes off |
| 03:36:28:05 | 03:36:36:26 | Steve [Nortle] | i think i think what happens is i see like he slows down and so i figure oh TBD’s got him good because i thought i saw someone selling some of those |
| 03:36:36:26 | 03:36:48:14 | Steve [Nortle] | cards and so i go to like one of the little you know bizarre stalls to see if they if they sell any more of the tarot trading cards through |
| 03:36:48:14 | 03:36:51:21 | Steve [Nortle] | the tortle taro. No, the tortled tarot cards. |
| 03:36:50:25 | 03:36:55:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh total tarot cards. He needs that he needs a full deck you need a full back |
| 03:36:55:16 | 03:36:58:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I haven’t been playing with a full deck for a while. |
| 03:36:58:00 | 03:36:59:18 | Brin [Basil] | He’s collecting them now! |
| 03:36:59:09 | 03:37:02:08 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s like, I’m looking for the mathematician. Where is it at? |
| 03:37:01:18 | 03:37:02:17 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:37:03:09 | 03:37:04:29 | Steve [Nortle] | So do they have it? |
| 03:37:05:12 | 03:37:07:05 | Dave [Xeros] | The mathematician? Tarot card? |
| 03:37:06:10 | 03:37:08:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Anything. Do they have a tortletarot card? |
| 03:37:09:13 | 03:37:13:07 | Jesse [GM] | let’s roll what will we roll for this um |
| 03:37:13:11 | 03:37:18:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Could just do a percentage like 50-50 or just 50-fifty chance. |
| 03:37:17:19 | 03:37:18:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll roll it. |
| 03:37:23:01 | 03:37:29:23 | Jesse [GM] | well yeah i mean this is the hub of like trade and craft and everything so there’s at least 50 you have a pretty good chance |
| 03:37:28:29 | 03:37:29:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 03:37:32:20 | 03:37:33:08 | Steve [Nortle] | 39. |
| 03:37:36:03 | 03:37:37:11 | Steve [Nortle] | You guys are worthless! |
| 03:37:37:08 | 03:37:41:28 | Jesse [GM] | you know someone just bought the last one whoever this |
| 03:37:41:28 | 03:37:53:25 | Jesse [GM] | guy is talking to you the merchant yeah i can order it for you i get it directly from I’m a, you know, Pearl. |
| 03:37:44:04 | 03:37:45:23 | Chris [TBD] | The last one. |
| 03:37:46:15 | 03:37:51:12 | Dave [Xeros] | If you want to prepay I can probably have one for you next week Yeah |
| 03:37:51:25 | 03:37:52:14 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:37:53:26 | 03:37:57:03 | Jesse [GM] | It’ll be here in five weeks. You know? No big deal. |
| 03:37:56:09 | 03:37:59:09 | Dave [Xeros] | But if you pay extra You can have two day delivery |
| 03:38:00:24 | 03:38:02:15 | Dave [Xeros] | but it’s a yearly subscription |
| 03:38:00:25 | 03:38:02:12 | Brin [Basil] | But if the year was just |
| 03:38:02:25 | 03:38:04:09 | Chris [TBD] | I hate those. |
| 03:38:05:15 | 03:38:22:13 | Brin [Basil] | that would be good |
| 03:38:05:26 | 03:38:06:12 | Chris [TBD] | Gosh! |
| 03:38:06:16 | 03:38:10:24 | Steve [Nortle] | I will take my business elsewhere! I turn away in a huff. |
| 03:38:10:15 | 03:38:20:17 | Jesse [GM] | stops Eros. Eros continues kind of around the corner. You can kind of see where he goes but at the Forbidden Fruits Tavern it’s like right there |
| 03:38:20:17 | 03:38:22:25 | Jesse [GM] | kind of just around the block |
| 03:38:21:14 | 03:38:28:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t think you guys know how many drinks I can slam in the amount of time that you guys are not showing up, so. |
| 03:38:28:20 | 03:38:29:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s not good. |
| 03:38:29:04 | 03:38:32:06 | Jesse [GM] | so what would you guys like to do do you want to go after him, stop him |
| 03:38:32:04 | 03:38:40:04 | Chris [TBD] | No, I’m curious why he stopped where he stopped. And I’m going to look around and I’m going to read… |
| 03:38:39:08 | 03:38:47:07 | Steve [Nortle] | I mean if we saw where he was headed then I feel like we three would just regroup |
| 03:38:48:08 | 03:38:50:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, us three can regroup. |
| 03:38:50:10 | 03:38:51:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Three Kings |
| 03:38:50:26 | 03:38:53:02 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you three can decide what you’d like to be |
| 03:38:51:07 | 03:38:51:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yes? |
| 03:38:54:10 | 03:38:54:24 | Brin [Basil] | Queens! |
| 03:38:55:29 | 03:39:00:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! With a tiara and everything |
| 03:38:58:05 | 03:38:59:02 | Jesse [GM] | very good |
| 03:38:59:01 | 03:38:59:18 | Brin [Basil] | Keep your… |
| 03:39:00:05 | 03:39:11:22 | Brin [Basil] | it’s okay you guys don’t have to bow this time yep |
| 03:39:00:15 | 03:39:05:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’ve got a lot of Letting him drown his sorrows for the moment |
| 03:39:04:15 | 03:39:05:03 | Jesse [GM] | uh huh |
| 03:39:05:25 | 03:39:14:11 | Chris [TBD] | I think i’ll just go inside this store called 40 lashings, 40 |
| 03:39:11:08 | 03:39:12:27 | Jesse [GM] | no not lashings |
| 03:39:11:22 | 03:39:24:00 | Brin [Basil] | is |
| 03:39:14:11 | 03:39:17:26 | Chris [TBD] | lashes yeah on the nose. |
| 03:39:17:02 | 03:39:17:16 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 03:39:18:20 | 03:39:22:24 | Jesse [GM] | are all walking in All three of you walking in together, your guys are a group? Okay. |
| 03:39:20:19 | 03:39:21:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Yep. |
| 03:39:25:13 | 03:39:26:03 | Jesse [GM] | Eros, |
| 03:39:28:05 | 03:39:30:22 | Jesse [GM] | you decide what drinks you’re gonna have |
| 03:39:29:29 | 03:39:32:26 | Brin [Basil] | is that bad should we not leave him in there for that long |
| 03:39:33:10 | 03:39:38:01 | Chris [TBD] | He needs some time alone I think he’s got to think about the action cities |
| 03:39:36:19 | 03:39:39:16 | Brin [Basil] | when do the hallucinations wear off? |
| 03:39:37:29 | 03:39:49:16 | Jesse [GM] | So yeah, why don’t we do like a D4 again and we’ll just go 30 minutes equals one |
| 03:39:38:16 | 03:39:40:17 | Dave [Xeros] | How long Can we roll to find out how long |
| 03:39:50:17 | 03:39:54:17 | Dave [Xeros] | So I’m left alone for 30 minutes I feel like |
| 03:39:53:15 | 03:39:57:19 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like at the end of that you would be done, wouldn’t you say? |
| 03:39:57:16 | 03:40:02:10 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, you’re probably about off of your high trip that you’re having. Yep. |
| 03:39:59:02 | 03:40:06:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah Yeah, I can – I mean, I would say every five minutes at the least I can down something. |
| 03:40:07:25 | 03:40:10:01 | Dave [Xeros] | So six drinks? |
| 03:40:07:26 | 03:40:08:25 | Steve [Nortle] | So that’s six. |
| 03:40:09:27 | 03:40:11:19 | Chris [TBD] | I’m pretty sure they’ll have a limit. |
| 03:40:12:03 | 03:40:13:01 | Brin [Basil] | over here |
| 03:40:12:15 | 03:40:14:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Well, I told her I’m good at math! |
| 03:40:17:25 | 03:40:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you talking to Steve or Nortle right now? |
| 03:40:19:11 | 03:40:21:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, that was as nortal. |
| 03:40:19:21 | 03:40:22:14 | Steve [Nortle] | That was Nortle! That was nortle, obviously! |
| 03:40:23:05 | 03:40:23:18 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. |
| 03:40:25:01 | 03:40:36:18 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, you remembered your password. oh okay um uh |
| 03:40:27:14 | 03:40:29:15 | Dave [Xeros] | No, this is my notes. |
| 03:40:30:17 | 03:40:35:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, no, it’s the – I have to log into my Twitch account. |
| 03:40:36:18 | 03:40:44:28 | Steve [Nortle] | are so is is this tavern open at just like 11 in the morning that seems |
| 03:40:36:28 | 03:40:37:04 | Jesse [GM] | Okay? |
| 03:40:37:11 | 03:40:41:06 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, all right, here we go. I’m going to start on the D8s and you guys do what you want to do. |
| 03:40:39:28 | 03:40:42:00 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. You – yeah, you roll. |
| 03:40:44:24 | 03:40:50:16 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s The Forbidden Fruits, man. It’s open whenever. Like Applebee’s is open for breakfast. |
| 03:40:45:27 | 03:40:47:14 | Chris [TBD] | It’s forbidden fruits. |
| 03:40:48:20 | 03:40:58:02 | Brin [Basil] | they serve just really cheap rum |
| 03:40:50:15 | 03:40:51:12 | Steve [Nortle] | i |
| 03:40:51:14 | 03:40:57:20 | Jesse [GM] | They may not have their most potent alcohol available that might be reserved for kind of the evenings and stuff but… |
| 03:40:58:03 | 03:41:01:10 | Dave [Xeros] | So it’s watered down. I have two of the same drink to have the same effect. |
| 03:41:01:11 | 03:41:02:24 | Jesse [GM] | Sure, sure, sure. |
| 03:41:02:10 | 03:41:04:05 | Steve [Nortle] | So it’s more like three drinks, really. |
| 03:41:02:28 | 03:41:08:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, three drinks but like a mixture. All right. Shaken, not stirred. |
| 03:41:04:14 | 03:41:05:04 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 03:41:06:12 | 03:41:08:22 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, make whatever cocktail you want. |
| 03:41:10:02 | 03:41:21:25 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. All right. So the rest of you approach 40 Lashes. You enter. You notice as you’re walking in to 40 Lashes that this is a beauty salon and tailor |
| 03:41:21:25 | 03:41:28:26 | Jesse [GM] | that you have found with 40 Lishes supposedly meaning eyelashes, right? |
| 03:41:25:16 | 03:41:32:18 | Brin [Basil] | so it really I was right did you hear me say 50 |
| 03:41:32:15 | 03:41:36:14 | Chris [TBD] | I did, Aaron. I did hear it. I did hear it |
| 03:41:32:18 | 03:41:41:11 | Brin [Basil] | eyelash extensions little bell |
| 03:41:36:01 | 03:41:45:26 | Jesse [GM] | in uh there’s a little like ding you know the bell that hits the door kind of thing as you enter the building uh and surprisingly uh it’s it’s bustling |
| 03:41:38:20 | 03:41:40:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yep Yep Yep Yep |
| 03:41:45:26 | 03:41:52:20 | Jesse [GM] | there are already people in they’re getting you know different manicures pedicures like all kinds |
| 03:41:52:20 | 03:42:03:01 | Jesse [GM] | beauty treatments at this place right um there’s also a tailor portion of this where there’s a lot of like sewing but as you look around uh there’s like patrons and stuff that are being |
| 03:42:03:01 | 03:42:09:24 | Jesse [GM] | served they’re paying for different services uh there’SA LOT OF LIKE MAGICAL INFLUENCE HERE YOU |
| 03:42:09:24 | 03:42:15:08 | Jesse [GM] | CAN TELL UH FOR EXAMPLE A LOT OF LIGHT THE SCISSORS AND STUFF THAT ARE CUTTING PEOPLE’S HAIR |
| 03:42:15:24 | 03:42:16:06 | Chris [TBD] | themselves |
| 03:42:18:16 | 03:42:22:04 | Dave [Xeros] | so when the scissors cut question does |
| 03:42:27:20 | 03:42:35:29 | Brin [Basil] | So what do they do when they see a creature covered in completely covered in fur. Do they get excited? |
| 03:42:35:29 | 03:42:46:01 | Brin [Basil] | All |
| 03:42:37:13 | 03:42:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:42:38:02 | 03:42:38:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Mr. one |
| 03:42:42:11 | 03:42:43:10 | Chris [TBD] | mamma mia |
| 03:42:42:22 | 03:42:50:18 | Jesse [GM] | uh so yeah they uh you enter this is too late to do this |
| 03:42:46:01 | 03:42:48:26 | Brin [Basil] | the scissors stop and turn towards me |
| 03:42:51:03 | 03:42:54:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh dear. What is about to happen? |
| 03:42:51:08 | 03:43:44:09 | Brin [Basil] | Oh Cheeto print |
| 03:42:55:05 | 03:43:00:26 | Jesse [GM] | enter uh the this what appears to be one of the employees |
| 03:43:00:26 | 03:43:10:21 | Jesse [GM] | uh approaches you immediately and he looks all of you over oh my goodness we have some work to do |
| 03:43:10:21 | 03:43:18:14 | Jesse [GM] | here don’t be oh my godness wow you but the big broad shoulders but |
| 03:43:17:12 | 03:43:20:29 | Chris [TBD] | TBD starts to like look at his muscles and puts his arms underneath |
| 03:43:21:00 | 03:43:22:08 | Steve [Nortle] | The Uncle Rico pose. |
| 03:43:22:29 | 03:43:24:18 | Dave [Xeros] | but i could throw a football over those |
| 03:43:25:04 | 03:43:36:09 | Jesse [GM] | very nice uh the uh the um the hairdresser we’ll call it he does recognize you this must be TBD |
| 03:43:34:05 | 03:43:41:01 | Chris [TBD] | He’s holding his cape up. |
| 03:43:36:09 | 03:43:39:27 | Jesse [GM] | i love some of the costume choices the leopard prints that you have |
| 03:43:40:09 | 03:43:41:20 | Steve [Nortle] | It’s mostly cheese! |
| 03:43:41:08 | 03:43:46:07 | Jesse [GM] | I have heard I do not care that makes it all the more appetizing That is so |
| 03:43:47:29 | 03:43:53:08 | Jesse [GM] | I have hear rumors that there is a matching pair of underdummers to go with the cape |
| 03:43:58:02 | 03:43:59:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, you’re not there, Dave. |
| 03:43:59:22 | 03:44:00:19 | Jesse [GM] | It’s not there |
| 03:44:00:12 | 03:44:04:29 | Chris [TBD] | TVD goes bright red in the face. It must be true, it is true! |
| 03:44:01:29 | 03:44:08:13 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, okay Ah, it must be true It is through Wonderful You’ll have to show me them another time perhaps |
| 03:44:04:14 | 03:44:05:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:44:07:16 | 03:44:10:03 | Chris [TBD] | What? Wait, what’s happening? |
| 03:44:10:07 | 03:44:10:26 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:44:11:01 | 03:44:18:22 | Jesse [GM] | you know We have some special services that you can buy. Maybe you can show me? |
| 03:44:11:20 | 03:44:14:12 | Dave [Xeros] | The leopard print underwear contains the tiger! |
| 03:44:13:23 | 03:44:14:22 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:44:20:06 | 03:44:30:16 | Jesse [GM] | He looks at you, he looks at Nordle and he’s kind of like I do not know where to begin with this one. |
| 03:44:21:24 | 03:44:32:06 | Brin [Basil] | tell me |
| 03:44:25:20 | 03:44:26:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Turtle wax? |
| 03:44:32:06 | 03:44:35:11 | Brin [Basil] | about it sorry |
| 03:44:33:10 | 03:44:43:04 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, he looked at you and he was just like That coat! That coat!! My gog! My gogg! That coat!!! |
| 03:44:39:12 | 03:44:40:07 | Steve [Nortle] | so many buttons. |
| 03:44:41:01 | 03:44:42:12 | Brin [Basil] | stop it |
| 03:44:43:23 | 03:44:48:21 | Jesse [GM] | may i may he doesn’t even actually ask he comes and he just starts like feeling your fur he’s |
| 03:44:47:29 | 03:44:49:23 | Brin [Basil] | yeah am i foot |
| 03:44:48:21 | 03:44:58:15 | Jesse [GM] | just like he’s just in awe yeah yeah so good he’s so pleased oh this is this is wonderful we have |
| 03:44:49:23 | 03:45:26:07 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, I |
| 03:44:49:29 | 03:45:15:13 | Chris [TBD] | it needs |
| 03:44:51:15 | 03:44:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:44:51:15 | 03:44:52:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:44:58:15 | 03:45:06:14 | Jesse [GM] | so many uh you already are so advanced so far that’s really I mean we can help we can really |
| 03:45:06:14 | 03:45:17:19 | Jesse [GM] | we can make something out of you but already just stunning just gorgeous creature um You look, your beard is looking a little wily. I think we may need to do some adjustments. |
| 03:45:20:06 | 03:45:23:16 | Jesse [GM] | Oh! Very good you’re going for the organic look. |
| 03:45:23:18 | 03:45:26:08 | Chris [TBD] | uh i wasn’t going for it but it’s happening |
| 03:45:26:07 | 03:45:43:11 | Brin [Basil] | am |
| 03:45:27:14 | 03:45:29:10 | Jesse [GM] | Wow very nice and really good |
| 03:45:31:28 | 03:45:33:29 | Jesse [GM] | We will see what we can do with you |
| 03:45:36:02 | 03:45:37:17 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s like a giant toenail. |
| 03:45:38:26 | 03:45:40:07 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re not there, Eros! |
| 03:45:40:28 | 03:45:41:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. Fine. |
| 03:45:43:11 | 03:45:45:22 | Brin [Basil] | going to take that comment. |
| 03:45:45:22 | 03:45:48:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, could you polish my shell? |
| 03:45:49:25 | 03:46:00:20 | Chris [TBD] | discovering what the rating is real quick here |
| 03:45:54:13 | 03:45:58:00 | Jesse [GM] | so actually so dave while you’re not here what I’m gonna have you do Dave |
| 03:45:55:29 | 03:45:56:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Excellent. |
| 03:45:56:19 | 03:45:57:27 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:46:02:15 | 03:46:04:24 | Brin [Basil] | Did anyone post advisory? |
| 03:46:04:19 | 03:46:06:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Rated I for innuendo. |
| 03:46:06:29 | 03:46:18:29 | Jesse [GM] | okay oh my gosh it’s going to be bad so I mean roll a d4 roll a D4 yeah yeah yeah okay great you’ll be with us shortly i’m sure two very good okay |
| 03:46:10:15 | 03:46:16:19 | Dave [Xeros] | D4? I rolled all of my drinks by the way, so two. |
| 03:46:12:20 | 03:46:15:10 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my goodness. |
| 03:46:20:14 | 03:46:24:14 | Steve [Nortle] | Can I get this guy’s name before he starts polishing my shell |
| 03:46:38:06 | 03:46:44:11 | Jesse [GM] | is my name welcome this is my salon I operated with some of my fellow employees |
| 03:46:46:20 | 03:46:49:00 | Dave [Xeros] | I am Nadei by nature. |
| 03:46:49:23 | 03:46:50:29 | Jesse [GM] | he’s going to introduce |
| 03:46:50:01 | 03:46:51:16 | Steve [Nortle] | and not day by night? |
| 03:46:52:10 | 03:46:55:17 | Jesse [GM] | around the room you can see some of the other hairdressers |
| 03:46:53:29 | 03:46:55:24 | Chris [TBD] | but so nice |
| 03:46:58:06 | 03:47:05:28 | Chris [TBD] | it is |
| 03:46:58:24 | 03:47:05:18 | Dave [Xeros] | What are they? Beauty, what is the new name for them now? They go to cosmetologists. |
| 03:46:58:26 | 03:46:59:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Beauticians |
| 03:46:59:09 | 03:47:01:00 | Jesse [GM] | beauticians thank you that’s |
| 03:47:05:28 | 03:47:11:02 | Chris [TBD] | a lot of chemistry |
| 03:47:06:16 | 03:47:09:08 | Jesse [GM] | and beauticians very good yes |
| 03:47:06:22 | 03:47:08:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yes, because it’s a science now. |
| 03:47:11:21 | 03:47:20:02 | Jesse [GM] | over here On this side, we have Velora Mooncomb, graceful efficient. She speaks poetry and many things. |
| 03:47:22:25 | 03:47:32:14 | Jesse [GM] | She is – oh, she speaks only in poetry. She speaks only on verse, yes. |
| 03:47:23:22 | 03:47:25:14 | Chris [TBD] | speaks only in poetry |
| 03:47:27:13 | 03:47:27:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 03:47:28:01 | 03:47:28:25 | Dave [Xeros] | only in rap battle. |
| 03:47:29:03 | 03:47:30:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:29:03 | 03:47:30:21 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:29:23 | 03:47:30:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:47:33:16 | 03:47:39:16 | Jesse [GM] | Over there next to Velora, we have Snipwick as a gnome barber. |
| 03:47:42:01 | 03:47:48:00 | Jesse [GM] | He’s so witty, he’s so wild-eyed. You’ll likely get to know him. We will do the trim on your beard, that is for sure. |
| 03:47:48:18 | 03:47:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You just might snip the wick. |
| 03:47:51:04 | 03:47:57:05 | Jesse [GM] | Over here to my right, who rolled a two? We’re going to use you as part of this, okay? |
| 03:47:55:10 | 03:47:59:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes? Oh perfect. Excellent! I do hair. |
| 03:48:01:13 | 03:48:04:29 | Jesse [GM] | Actually, you’re going be toward the back of the salon. |
| 03:48:04:04 | 03:48:04:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 03:48:07:05 | 03:48:10:11 | Jesse [GM] | The back of the salon with some of our special services we have Glaba. |
| 03:48:10:22 | 03:48:11:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Glabble? |
| 03:48:11:13 | 03:48:11:29 | Chris [TBD] | Galava. |
| 03:48:11:20 | 03:48:13:19 | Jesse [GM] | Glaba is a ork masseuse. |
| 03:48:15:02 | 03:48:16:29 | Brin [Basil] | Come on, Suze. |
| 03:48:15:02 | 03:48:20:20 | Chris [TBD] | Galava is a cat’s mother and cat. |
| 03:48:17:07 | 03:48:18:12 | Jesse [GM] | Surprisingly gentle, |
| 03:48:19:02 | 03:48:20:22 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s glubberin’ time. |
| 03:48:22:26 | 03:48:28:24 | Steve [Nortle] | You get on bench. Yeah, you gotta go Russian. Yeah, this has got to be Russian. |
| 03:48:23:29 | 03:48:24:19 | Dave [Xeros] | You! |
| 03:48:26:14 | 03:48:29:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay? All right. You get on bench. |
| 03:48:26:26 | 03:48:28:12 | Jesse [GM] | She does, she does, yeah. |
| 03:48:27:12 | 03:48:30:29 | Brin [Basil] | The name, the globber. |
| 03:48:29:23 | 03:48:31:01 | Chris [TBD] | You, bench. Bench. |
| 03:48:30:05 | 03:48:30:17 | Steve [Nortle] | No, say |
| 03:48:31:17 | 03:48:32:24 | Steve [Nortle] | moose and squirrels. |
| 03:48:32:25 | 03:48:36:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Moose and squirrel. You! You get up to the ground. Get on bench! |
| 03:48:34:04 | 03:48:35:05 | Steve [Nortle] | There you go, now you’re in it. |
| 03:48:35:25 | 03:48:37:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:48:35:25 | 03:48:37:13 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:48:37:10 | 03:48:40:29 | Jesse [GM] | What was your code word? |
| 03:48:38:25 | 03:48:50:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I need moosen squirrel. You, fluffy one, on bench you have many knots |
| 03:48:42:21 | 03:48:43:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Croissant. |
| 03:48:44:24 | 03:48:46:01 | Jesse [GM] | Moose and squirrel, yeah |
| 03:48:46:26 | 03:48:49:02 | Brin [Basil] | Where’s it? What is Ben? |
| 03:48:50:17 | 03:48:51:11 | Dave [Xeros] | to work out |
| 03:48:52:12 | 03:49:03:13 | Jesse [GM] | The last member of our stunning team is Misty Vale, the tiefling. All you can see and she handles many of the makeovers, a lot of the makeup. |
| 03:49:04:05 | 03:49:11:23 | Jesse [GM] | You will probably be rotated through every member of the team but we are very pleased to have you. There’s so much work to do! |
| 03:49:13:12 | 03:49:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | We rotate everywhere my friends |
| 03:49:15:00 | 03:49:18:26 | Jesse [GM] | It kind of turns into… |
| 03:49:19:11 | 03:49:29:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Damn it spin yeah this |
| 03:49:20:28 | 03:49:22:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay! Get on my back? |
| 03:49:22:11 | 03:49:25:29 | Jesse [GM] | glab is like pile driving somebody over there on the masseuse table right |
| 03:49:26:29 | 03:49:29:04 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s trying to massage Nortle. |
| 03:49:29:02 | 03:49:40:23 | Dave [Xeros] | is just giant knot right what is going on back. You have |
| 03:49:29:13 | 03:49:30:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:49:29:18 | 03:49:33:07 | Brin [Basil] | This is just trying to work right now. |
| 03:49:36:07 | 03:49:37:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Keep trying. |
| 03:49:36:24 | 03:49:43:19 | Chris [TBD] | you have stressful day do you want to talk about it |
| 03:49:40:23 | 03:49:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | much stress up here, you’ve got a knot in the back. |
| 03:49:44:24 | 03:49:46:20 | Chris [TBD] | I listen good |
| 03:49:49:07 | 03:50:00:08 | Jesse [GM] | okay so um let’s see uh since we did not i didn’t print this i’m so sorry |
| 03:49:54:06 | 03:49:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | yep |
| 03:50:00:08 | 03:50:08:16 | Jesse [GM] | we have a list of services for you to choose from and you can decide what kind |
| 03:50:08:16 | 03:50:16:05 | Jesse [GM] | of uh treatment or glamour you would like to choose from and Nadei and his team they’re going |
| 03:50:18:14 | 03:50:21:19 | Steve [Nortle] | A shimmering hair wash. Yeah, I bet Nortle would be interesting. |
| 03:50:22:04 | 03:50:32:04 | Jesse [GM] | care if you have the money but this is gonna turn into so as soon as he says we have some work to do it’s gonna turn into that scene basically be our guest from Beauty and the Beast right? The whole place |
| 03:50:31:13 | 03:50:31:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah |
| 03:50:32:04 | 03:50:38:19 | Jesse [GM] | is just going to turn into right yeah you’re thrown in the chair i mean basically yeah um |
| 03:50:33:07 | 03:50:36:04 | Chris [TBD] | is he going to sing for us too |
| 03:50:35:02 | 03:50:44:26 | Steve [Nortle] | It makes the most sense to me |
| 03:50:37:25 | 03:50:47:18 | Chris [TBD] | B. Yes, B! I’ll guess the other one. I understand that. |
| 03:50:46:28 | 03:50:49:13 | Steve [Nortle] | I would go for The Polish |
| 03:50:51:16 | 03:50:57:03 | Jesse [GM] | these services everybody gets just uh tell uh I guess you three your glaba you are going |
| 03:50:57:03 | 03:51:08:17 | Jesse [GM] | to be uh de-stressing everybody yeah this is a female orc by the way but yeah no no i don’t know no no no yeah that wasn’t it |
| 03:50:58:22 | 03:51:00:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Moves and squirrels! |
| 03:51:04:24 | 03:51:06:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:51:05:08 | 03:51:07:19 | Steve [Nortle] | I think you were in the right voice You were inthe right register |
| 03:51:07:01 | 03:51:09:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:51:08:17 | 03:51:10:27 | Jesse [GM] | that wasn’T a voice correction that was just yeah that was just |
| 03:51:10:22 | 03:51:11:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Just clarification |
| 03:51:12:26 | 03:51:20:21 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m like the one person in this place that can actually pair up with TBD here as far as size is concerned |
| 03:51:19:08 | 03:51:30:10 | Jesse [GM] | yeah yeah yes oh yes glaba she loves the challenge yes this will be nice okay |
| 03:51:25:14 | 03:51:27:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh yes we will |
| 03:51:28:10 | 03:51:40:15 | Dave [Xeros] | work the nuts out of the back of this one. Okay |
| 03:51:30:10 | 03:51:38:06 | Jesse [GM] | so go ahead uh while you are okay um |
| 03:51:34:05 | 03:51:39:06 | Steve [Nortle] | So yeah, I’m taking a polish of shelves. |
| 03:51:40:15 | 03:51:52:01 | Dave [Xeros] | questions how much does this all cost okay it’s everything is a subscription |
| 03:51:40:22 | 03:51:43:06 | Chris [TBD] | Share this, I should have been sharing it. |
| 03:51:48:10 | 03:51:49:10 | Steve [Nortle] | Subscription service. |
| 03:51:51:25 | 03:51:54:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Everything in New World is subscription-based. |
| 03:51:53:00 | 03:51:59:02 | Jesse [GM] | you will pay you will pay for services but completely worth it You won’t be disappointed. |
| 03:51:54:26 | 03:51:56:07 | Chris [TBD] | There’s all these too. |
| 03:52:02:00 | 03:52:13:19 | Jesse [GM] | So Nadei is actually going to ask you, as you’re choosing from their selection, may I interest any of you in the special treatment? |
| 03:52:14:23 | 03:52:17:01 | Steve [Nortle] | I don’t know what that is so sign me up. |
| 03:52:16:29 | 03:52:23:19 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! Would you two also be joining your rocky friend here? |
| 03:52:23:14 | 03:52:26:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, I’m actually… We’re siblings. |
| 03:52:26:22 | 03:52:30:04 | Jesse [GM] | Ah, yes, I can see its resemblance. |
| 03:52:32:14 | 03:52:32:19 | Jesse [GM] | Yes. |
| 03:52:32:14 | 03:52:38:15 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a long story and my father is disgusting. |
| 03:52:39:01 | 03:52:42:02 | Steve [Nortle] | He had a certain smack if you know it. |
| 03:52:43:10 | 03:52:51:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not going to take this conversation any further because there are a lot of… I’m not gonna say it. |
| 03:52:47:02 | 03:52:57:04 | Jesse [GM] | here we are what else are we going to talk about while you’re getting all of these treatments uh will you be joining your friend uh with the special treatment |
| 03:52:52:15 | 03:53:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, which one? There’s a couple here. What do you recommend? |
| 03:53:01:19 | 03:53:08:13 | Jesse [GM] | oh this is just uh not necessarily on the |
| 03:53:07:24 | 03:53:15:05 | Chris [TBD] | Not the special treatments tab. Got it. What is the… What is treatment? |
| 03:53:11:14 | 03:53:20:06 | Jesse [GM] | yes oh it’s sort of the full uh the four treatments yes this is a little bit of everything really |
| 03:53:12:20 | 03:53:23:13 | Dave [Xeros] | under the sheets much tension released |
| 03:53:20:24 | 03:53:21:26 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, you know what? |
| 03:53:23:14 | 03:53:25:24 | Chris [TBD] | Why not? Let’s do it. Yeah, let’s do it. |
| 03:53:24:29 | 03:53:36:07 | Jesse [GM] | oh wonderful all right i assume all of you are in your little rabbit friend she must come along I must get my hands on that quote. |
| 03:53:33:07 | 03:53:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | I ceased |
| 03:53:36:17 | 03:53:38:03 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, I’ll stop. |
| 03:53:38:20 | 03:53:40:04 | Steve [Nortle] | DeVille vibes all of a sudden. |
| 03:53:39:16 | 03:53:40:25 | Chris [TBD] | Do not stop |
| 03:53:42:10 | 03:53:53:19 | Jesse [GM] | So you all said yes. So basically what is going to happen now is you’re pretty sure |
| 03:53:53:19 | 03:54:03:27 | Jesse [GM] | that this has something to do with Shara’s place the name 40 Lashes right? Not super subtle okay But you’re pretty sure this is the place. |
| 03:54:06:12 | 03:54:08:12 | Jesse [GM] | Nadei, he knows Lachar. |
| 03:54:09:26 | 03:54:12:22 | Jesse [GM] | And basically what we’re going to do is we’re gonna play psychologists. |
| 03:54:13:22 | 03:54:24:06 | Jesse [GM] | So Nadea is gonna kind of be speaking and he’s gonna be communicating in some sort code, right? And your job is to mimic the code, try and figure out what he is doing |
| 03:54:24:06 | 03:54:32:21 | Jesse [GM] | And if you can mimic the code, then that’s kind of a sign that your members have the lashings. |
| 03:54:33:19 | 03:54:34:02 | Chris [TBD] | Rad |
| 03:54:33:26 | 03:54:37:20 | Jesse [GM] | That’s the green light to let you in on a little more information. |
| 03:54:35:11 | 03:54:35:23 | Chris [TBD] | Cool |
| 03:54:37:28 | 03:54:38:10 | Chris [TBD] | Loving |
| 03:54:38:24 | 03:54:46:16 | Jesse [GM] | So Glaba, she may not know about this process. She’s nothing new for it. |
| 03:54:46:27 | 03:54:50:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I work on knots and toenails. |
| 03:54:51:21 | 03:54:57:15 | Jesse [GM] | she only has about five brain cells but she really uses those five brains |
| 03:54:55:08 | 03:54:57:08 | Chris [TBD] | She’s so good at it, man. |
| 03:54:56:18 | 03:54:58:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I like to dig in. |
| 03:54:57:15 | 03:55:08:16 | Jesse [GM] | the lip like curl awesome |
| 03:55:02:22 | 03:55:05:09 | Chris [TBD] | You got the lower… |
| 03:55:08:16 | 03:55:13:17 | Jesse [GM] | okay cool all right so uh the only thing um maybe when you |
| 03:55:13:17 | 03:55:22:26 | Jesse [GM] | pick up on the code don’t necessarily disclose it to each other because there are other patrons |
| 03:55:22:26 | 03:55:29:04 | Jesse [GM] | there are other members here um in the building and so you don’t want to give away uh kind of the |
| 03:55:28:18 | 03:55:33:28 | Dave [Xeros] | You don’t want to give away all the secrets to the non-members, you gotta wait until they’re converted and you have them |
| 03:55:30:10 | 03:55:40:03 | Jesse [GM] | not all it wouldn’t be a secret combination if we let the cat out of the bag okay okay great |
| 03:55:36:23 | 03:55:37:09 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 03:55:38:16 | 03:55:39:01 | Dave [Xeros] | agreed |
| 03:55:40:03 | 03:55:51:09 | Jesse [GM] | um and uh you saying yes to the special treatment is also kind of an indicator that like okay maybe you know they could be so they offer it to everybody just in case |
| 03:55:46:05 | 03:55:46:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Mm-hmm. |
| 03:55:51:09 | 03:55:57:19 | Jesse [GM] | okay uh so yeah um go ahead and tell steve the services you would like to |
| 03:55:59:19 | 03:56:11:08 | Jesse [GM] | purchase and uh you’re gonna get tossed around the room anyway get a little bit of everything going on your guys are basically signing up for like makeup hair polish uh you’ve kind |
| 03:56:11:29 | 03:56:12:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Manny Petty |
| 03:56:16:08 | 03:56:26:28 | Dave [Xeros] | manhandypatty I meant that after manhandling but if you wanna take handy as a handy that’s completely into you |
| 03:56:27:29 | 03:56:37:01 | Chris [TBD] | How long does the items in the premium magic packages last? Is this a permanent thing if I get the tattoo? |
| 03:56:38:29 | 03:56:42:26 | Jesse [GM] | the tattoo uh yes the tattoo is gonna be permanent |
| 03:56:43:19 | 03:56:45:09 | Chris [TBD] | Hey, I need some money arrows |
| 03:56:45:29 | 03:56:49:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Eris is not there. I didn’t see the tattoo. |
| 03:56:46:19 | 03:56:46:28 | Dave [Xeros] | here |
| 03:56:46:23 | 03:56:48:02 | Chris [TBD] | Oh that’s correct |
| 03:56:50:06 | 03:57:00:24 | Chris [TBD] | It’s called Enchanted Ink Tattoo it’s 500 plus gold Magical tattoo with passive bonus examples minor spell use social bonuses |
| 03:57:00:24 | 03:57:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | glam arrows You do Can we get magic tattoos? Yeah! |
| 03:57:03:04 | 03:57:03:26 | Dave [Xeros] | have one of those. |
| 03:57:04:13 | 03:57:05:12 | Jesse [GM] | You do? |
| 03:57:06:04 | 03:57:08:04 | Steve [Nortle] | Sign me up for a tattoo as well. |
| 03:57:08:07 | 03:57:08:29 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, wonderful! |
| 03:57:10:01 | 03:57:11:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Magic tattoos! |
| 03:57:12:16 | 03:57:13:28 | Chris [TBD] | What are we going to do? |
| 03:57:13:08 | 03:57:17:01 | Jesse [GM] | Glauber, will you get the tattoo ink ready as well? |
| 03:57:16:13 | 03:57:17:15 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, Glava is going to |
| 03:57:17:15 | 03:57:29:16 | Chris [TBD] | do it and a chisel we are |
| 03:57:17:18 | 03:57:20:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so I actually take out a hammer |
| 03:57:19:25 | 03:57:21:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:20:05 | 03:57:21:03 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 03:57:22:12 | 03:57:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | a really long spike in then a trough of heat. |
| 03:57:24:07 | 03:57:24:26 | Jesse [GM] | Chisel? |
| 03:57:28:11 | 03:57:29:05 | Jesse [GM] | Very good. |
| 03:57:29:16 | 03:57:43:25 | Chris [TBD] | gonna roll to see how good it looks yes yes what are |
| 03:57:32:20 | 03:57:38:03 | Dave [Xeros] | hand-tapped tattoo where it’s like you dip it and smack, dip, snap. |
| 03:57:36:24 | 03:57:46:02 | Jesse [GM] | remember glab is surprisingly gentle do not be a don’t okay wait |
| 03:57:41:29 | 03:57:43:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, muscles |
| 03:57:43:25 | 03:57:44:10 | Chris [TBD] | we gonna get |
| 03:57:44:09 | 03:57:55:12 | Steve [Nortle] | I feel like the level of coolness will have to be based upon a roll. So, like… Like, yeah. |
| 03:57:44:10 | 03:57:57:03 | Chris [TBD] | what are going to get done yep okay |
| 03:57:57:03 | 03:58:01:04 | Chris [TBD] | let’s set some boundaries here |
| 03:57:59:00 | 03:58:03:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Because, like, okay, so if we get- If we roll really high |
| 03:58:04:20 | 03:58:05:22 | Dave [Xeros] | disgust boundaries |
| 03:58:06:12 | 03:58:15:11 | Steve [Nortle] | okay so if we get high then we 15 and above it’s okay 15 to 19 is |
| 03:58:09:10 | 03:58:18:17 | Chris [TBD] | 15 and above no no no 15 to 19 yes that’s |
| 03:58:15:18 | 03:58:16:27 | Dave [Xeros] | has to be spectacular |
| 03:58:16:14 | 03:58:24:19 | Steve [Nortle] | a shark and a bear high -fiving right that’s pretty good |
| 03:58:24:12 | 03:58:25:05 | Chris [TBD] | That’s pretty good. |
| 03:58:30:03 | 03:58:38:22 | Chris [TBD] | The shark and the bear, again, it should all be a shark and bear at these different levels. |
| 03:58:39:11 | 03:58:44:21 | Chris [TBD] | The bear is riding the shark through the waves. |
| 03:58:43:11 | 03:58:43:26 | Steve [Nortle] | the waves |
| 03:58:44:29 | 03:58:55:05 | Steve [Nortle] | okay um if it’s uh the nine to five no no no that’s our bottom one |
| 03:58:50:05 | 03:58:52:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a shark and bear but it’s a tramp skate |
| 03:58:53:13 | 03:58:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:58:53:13 | 03:58:55:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:58:55:05 | 03:59:06:03 | Steve [Nortle] | that’s the last one i was gonna say i was going to say no if it is a 9-5 then they are not riding a wave but they’re riding a tricycle together |
| 03:58:56:11 | 03:58:57:12 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s not one |
| 03:59:02:26 | 03:59:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:59:02:27 | 03:59:09:26 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s okay okay okay though the one the number one is actually no it’s a shark and bear diving in |
| 03:59:09:26 | 03:59:10:29 | Steve [Nortle] | So that cracked. |
| 03:59:09:26 | 03:59:16:16 | Dave [Xeros] | but it’s an tramp stamp but it’S DIVING INTO THE CRACK okay that’s the nat 1 nat 1 okay |
| 03:59:12:24 | 03:59:13:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:59:13:17 | 03:59:14:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so that’s a nat one. |
| 03:59:15:11 | 03:59:17:22 | Chris [TBD] | How’s that now? I kind of hope we get there. |
| 03:59:16:11 | 03:59:16:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. |
| 03:59:18:29 | 03:59:23:24 | Brin [Basil] | Please…that-okay we have to have how about three and below? PLEASE |
| 03:59:19:10 | 03:59:20:06 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, hold on. |
| 03:59:22:28 | 03:59:32:00 | Dave [Xeros] | you really want we really want this to happen oh my gosh and nat 20 is something like the shark and bear that’s a shark and |
| 03:59:23:17 | 03:59:25:04 | Steve [Nortle] | No, it’s got to be an… |
| 03:59:23:18 | 03:59:25:00 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 03:59:25:03 | 03:59:28:19 | Brin [Basil] | We have to increase the chances just by two |
| 03:59:34:04 | 03:59:35:12 | Steve [Nortle] | That was pretty good. |
| 03:59:36:01 | 03:59:38:12 | Chris [TBD] | I thought that was what 15 to 19 was. |
| 03:59:38:08 | 03:59:47:24 | Dave [Xeros] | 19 the shark and be a shark and a bear high-five each other the shark in bear high-piving itself with a giant explosion going out to |
| 03:59:38:12 | 03:59:52:29 | Chris [TBD] | the shark and bear okay okay |
| 03:59:39:15 | 03:59:40:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Shark and a bear. |
| 03:59:48:00 | 03:59:51:03 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, no explosion on the 19-15. |
| 03:59:52:29 | 03:59:55:17 | Chris [TBD] | who’s yeah yeah yeah |
| 03:59:53:04 | 03:59:54:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, I want to write this all down |
| 03:59:57:08 | 04:00:00:08 | Steve [Nortle] | All right, diving shark can bear tramp stamp. That’s in at one. |
| 03:59:58:20 | 04:00:08:04 | Brin [Basil] | oh my gosh one two three okay how about how |
| 04:00:00:23 | 04:00:03:07 | Dave [Xeros] | two three you gotta you gotta give it higher chance |
| 04:00:01:25 | 04:00:05:23 | Steve [Nortle] | No, no. I feel like if we’ve got the coolest explosion. |
| 04:00:08:04 | 04:00:13:26 | Brin [Basil] | How about one and two then? One and two, is that fair? Let’s meet in the middle. |
| 04:00:08:09 | 04:00:09:28 | Dave [Xeros] | diving into the money pin style |
| 04:00:09:26 | 04:00:15:27 | Chris [TBD] | could say two to five is the tramp stamp |
| 04:00:15:27 | 04:00:37:14 | Chris [TBD] | one has |
| 04:00:18:14 | 04:00:31:15 | Brin [Basil] | It says ma |
| 04:00:22:14 | 04:00:22:27 | Dave [Xeros] | tattoo |
| 04:00:23:17 | 04:00:26:13 | Steve [Nortle] | It just says mom, but it’s spelled wrong somehow? |
| 04:00:27:02 | 04:00:28:21 | Dave [Xeros] | wow it’s just wow |
| 04:00:31:04 | 04:00:37:29 | Dave [Xeros] | their head is done and they’re like do mom and you’re like, they’re doing it this way so when you stand up it says wow |
| 04:00:31:15 | 04:00:31:20 | Brin [Basil] | ‘am! |
| 04:00:35:14 | 04:00:37:29 | Steve [Nortle] | so when you stand up it says wow. |
| 04:00:37:14 | 04:00:52:22 | Chris [TBD] | got |
| 04:00:39:11 | 04:00:42:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Two to five it says mom |
| 04:00:44:02 | 04:00:47:00 | Steve [Nortle] | upside down for wow |
| 04:00:51:13 | 04:00:52:01 | Steve [Nortle] | alright |
| 04:00:52:22 | 04:01:02:08 | Chris [TBD] | wow yeah where |
| 04:00:54:10 | 04:01:00:02 | Steve [Nortle] | And that’s still at Tramp’s I don’t even know where that goes on Nortal |
| 04:00:55:19 | 04:00:57:00 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s still a trans stamp |
| 04:01:01:11 | 04:01:04:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Use a marker It’s a Sharpie. |
| 04:01:02:08 | 04:01:09:26 | Chris [TBD] | does that go or |
| 04:01:02:18 | 04:01:04:14 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s at the bottom of his shell man |
| 04:01:06:14 | 04:01:09:21 | Dave [Xeros] | no it’s chipped into your shell oh |
| 04:01:08:15 | 04:01:10:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, so it’s like you get chisel out. |
| 04:01:11:19 | 04:01:12:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll get a chisel out |
| 04:01:12:18 | 04:01:16:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay. Six to ten? What did we say? Oh, riding a tricycle. |
| 04:01:17:27 | 04:01:25:04 | Chris [TBD] | the tricycles yeah yeah |
| 04:01:18:03 | 04:01:29:01 | Steve [Nortle] | So shark and bear on the tricyclic 11 to |
| 04:01:23:24 | 04:01:28:14 | Dave [Xeros] | onto those handlebars like nothing else, and there’s a rocket going out the back. |
| 04:01:29:01 | 04:01:35:29 | Steve [Nortle] | 15 was no, no, no. It was the bear writing the shark. |
| 04:01:30:19 | 04:01:36:20 | Dave [Xeros] | A shark and a bear high -fiving each other. Bear riding a shark. |
| 04:01:34:04 | 04:01:41:09 | Chris [TBD] | the shark which is still cool but not as cool as |
| 04:01:44:20 | 04:01:53:24 | Steve [Nortle] | And then 16 to 19 was shark and there. |
| 04:01:46:14 | 04:01:50:09 | Dave [Xeros] | 15 to 19, yeah. The shark and the bear high fiving. |
| 04:01:54:25 | 04:02:06:00 | Dave [Xeros] | the shark and bear high-fiving itself with an explosion. Like a nuclear like mushroom cloud behind him. |
| 04:01:55:26 | 04:02:04:16 | Steve [Nortle] | five and then 20 oh yeah |
| 04:02:04:16 | 04:02:11:07 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah we figured we figured this out jesse |
| 04:02:14:00 | 04:02:14:24 | Jesse [GM] | only have one hand |
| 04:02:14:13 | 04:02:22:15 | Chris [TBD] | feel like the one that needs to make a roll is Glava. |
| 04:02:15:10 | 04:02:16:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s alright, I understand. |
| 04:02:17:13 | 04:02:18:22 | Brin [Basil] | How do you do that? |
| 04:02:23:06 | 04:02:32:01 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah our tattoo artist all right yeah so jesse we’ve decided that depending on the |
| 04:02:24:27 | 04:02:26:09 | Chris [TBD] | She’s the one doing it. |
| 04:02:25:11 | 04:02:27:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, you’re just going to say You trust me? |
| 04:02:32:18 | 04:02:43:00 | Steve [Nortle] | where the role is will be the quality of the tattoo and i think i think she has to do it for both of us so we will get two separate roles you can decide if you go first what |
| 04:02:41:01 | 04:02:42:21 | Chris [TBD] | They have to be matching tattoos. |
| 04:02:43:02 | 04:02:50:05 | Steve [Nortle] | we think they are but her it’s we’re ordering them the same way |
| 04:02:44:26 | 04:02:48:04 | Dave [Xeros] | But they technically are matching tattoos |
| 04:02:50:05 | 04:02:56:15 | Steve [Nortle] | so if yeah we’re yeah so that’s |
| 04:02:51:12 | 04:02:53:29 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re like, I want a shark and a bear. And I’m like, perfect! |
| 04:02:56:15 | 04:03:03:27 | Steve [Nortle] | we order a shark and bear tattoo but what she hears and interprets will be up to the roll |
| 04:03:01:11 | 04:03:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | We’ll be up to the roll. |
| 04:03:04:05 | 04:03:11:05 | Jesse [GM] | okay awesome i’m guessing the tattoo isn’t somewhere you can see it like this is like a |
| 04:03:04:12 | 04:03:07:27 | Dave [Xeros] | And this is a straight roll. I don’t get any advantages or disadvantages. |
| 04:03:06:01 | 04:03:15:16 | Steve [Nortle] | right yeah no no no we’re just well it depends on what we roll i have it written down |
| 04:03:06:19 | 04:03:09:08 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Glava. |
| 04:03:10:29 | 04:03:13:15 | Chris [TBD] | We have… It depends on what we roll. |
| 04:03:12:01 | 04:03:12:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Depends on what you roll. |
| 04:03:16:03 | 04:03:17:13 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, who am I rolling for first? |
| 04:03:17:07 | 04:03:27:09 | Chris [TBD] | If it’s a nat 20 or a 16-19 I’m putting one on each arm and then when you put the arms together and you flex |
| 04:03:27:09 | 04:03:30:22 | Chris [TBD] | they’re together high fiving each flex |
| 04:03:27:13 | 04:03:27:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Nice. |
| 04:03:30:17 | 04:03:32:12 | Brin [Basil] | The biceps extend. |
| 04:03:33:18 | 04:03:37:24 | Jesse [GM] | gosh your muscles are huge now day is like kind of like sweating |
| 04:03:35:19 | 04:03:46:11 | Steve [Nortle] | right how well do you understand the order |
| 04:03:40:29 | 04:03:42:09 | Jesse [GM] | watching you get ready for your tattoo. |
| 04:03:41:25 | 04:03:44:14 | Chris [TBD] | They’re only for show Deloicious |
| 04:03:42:19 | 04:03:43:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Deloicious. |
| 04:03:46:21 | 04:03:49:07 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. I understand the order. |
| 04:03:51:00 | 04:03:52:15 | Dave [Xeros] | All right., who’s going first? Is it you? |
| 04:03:53:01 | 04:03:53:19 | Steve [Nortle] | yeah |
| 04:03:54:16 | 04:03:56:09 | Dave [Xeros] | This is permanent. This is shrinking. |
| 04:03:56:25 | 04:03:58:27 | Chris [TBD] | Nortle, this is getting sweet |
| 04:03:57:24 | 04:04:07:17 | Steve [Nortle] | so good so good um the magical effect of the tattoo can we just figure that out later |
| 04:04:08:18 | 04:04:12:14 | Steve [Nortle] | because I just want to see what do I get dang |
| 04:04:10:07 | 04:04:10:29 | Dave [Xeros] | All right,. Here we go. |
| 04:04:12:08 | 04:04:12:19 | Dave [Xeros] | 12. |
| 04:04:13:21 | 04:04:14:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Very middle of the road. |
| 04:04:14:23 | 04:04:16:05 | Steve [Nortle] | bear riding a shark |
| 04:04:16:00 | 04:04:19:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Bear riding a shark. All right, where are you going to put it? You get to choose. |
| 04:04:16:19 | 04:04:17:18 | Chris [TBD] | riding shark that’s pretty |
| 04:04:21:10 | 04:04:29:03 | Steve [Nortle] | um well there you go |
| 04:04:26:16 | 04:04:27:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to roll the other die. |
| 04:04:30:01 | 04:04:36:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I should have rolled the crap… I can retcon it and roll this die. |
| 04:04:30:15 | 04:04:36:07 | Chris [TBD] | have oh man please please |
| 04:04:37:18 | 04:04:39:03 | Steve [Nortle] | let’s do that let’s do that |
| 04:04:38:04 | 04:04:47:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, okay, okay. I’ve officially rolled my retcon token for this chapter. For this. Okay, here we go. Oh yeah, dude. |
| 04:04:43:05 | 04:04:47:26 | Jesse [GM] | Ooh, okay! For this? For the tattoos?! |
| 04:04:45:05 | 04:04:54:04 | Brin [Basil] | wait for Rosie’s we have to increase the chances |
| 04:04:47:21 | 04:04:52:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I really, really want you guys to have freaking tramp stamps. All right. Here we go. |
| 04:04:48:22 | 04:04:50:23 | Chris [TBD] | glava’s retcon |
| 04:04:54:22 | 04:04:56:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh! 17! |
| 04:04:55:29 | 04:05:00:03 | Steve [Nortle] | oh okay alright so on uh yeah this will be on my |
| 04:05:01:11 | 04:05:02:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. So they’re high-fiving? |
| 04:05:01:11 | 04:05:11:28 | Steve [Nortle] | biceps a shark and a bear to high five I don’t pause long enough to figure that one out |
| 04:05:03:21 | 04:05:05:21 | Chris [TBD] | that’s freaking rad |
| 04:05:04:06 | 04:05:05:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. Alright. |
| 04:05:05:14 | 04:05:08:23 | Jesse [GM] | How do you… Your shell? There’s no way they… |
| 04:05:09:27 | 04:05:13:14 | Brin [Basil] | you just do it on the palms of your hands |
| 04:05:15:12 | 04:05:19:06 | Steve [Nortle] | that is a very normal thing to do |
| 04:05:19:01 | 04:05:22:08 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s a very monk thing to do where it’s just like… |
| 04:05:19:18 | 04:05:23:10 | Chris [TBD] | It is. That makes more sense |
| 04:05:22:13 | 04:05:24:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m as half cis. I already know. |
| 04:05:24:29 | 04:05:27:18 | Jesse [GM] | cast the spell associated with it Yeah, you have the whole hand? |
| 04:05:26:21 | 04:05:29:21 | Chris [TBD] | by the power of shark |
| 04:05:27:01 | 04:05:27:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 04:05:27:02 | 04:05:33:13 | Steve [Nortle] | ok alright No, no. It’s totally on the front Yeah What madness |
| 04:05:30:20 | 04:05:34:22 | Dave [Xeros] | On the front? Okay. All right. Let’s roll for TBD. |
| 04:05:33:13 | 04:05:42:08 | Steve [Nortle] | Shark bear on |
| 04:05:37:15 | 04:05:48:28 | Chris [TBD] | Ah! The tricycle I don’t know |
| 04:05:38:15 | 04:05:42:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Seven, you got the shark riding the tricycle? |
| 04:05:42:17 | 04:05:43:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:05:44:01 | 04:05:44:22 | Steve [Nortle] | Tricycle |
| 04:05:44:24 | 04:05:47:15 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, and that’s tramp stamp, isn’t it? |
| 04:05:47:01 | 04:05:48:02 | Steve [Nortle] | No |
| 04:05:48:28 | 04:05:51:11 | Chris [TBD] | when did we say Tramp Stamp started? |
| 04:05:49:08 | 04:05:51:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I think it was. The first two were the tramp stamp. |
| 04:05:49:10 | 04:05:51:04 | Brin [Basil] | I think it was first or third. |
| 04:05:49:28 | 04:05:54:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Not one and two to five Were tramp stamps |
| 04:05:52:23 | 04:06:00:29 | Brin [Basil] | Please just for fun I want to see what I would wrong with you. |
| 04:05:53:00 | 04:05:54:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Two to five. Oh, okay. |
| 04:05:54:20 | 04:05:55:08 | Chris [TBD] | Man |
| 04:05:56:26 | 04:05:57:12 | Dave [Xeros] | All right? |
| 04:05:57:23 | 04:05:58:04 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. |
| 04:05:59:28 | 04:06:02:27 | Chris [TBD] | I want to put it on my back cast. |
| 04:06:02:09 | 04:06:03:02 | Brin [Basil] | Nat 20. |
| 04:06:03:17 | 04:06:23:25 | Steve [Nortle] | With a |
| 04:06:03:19 | 04:06:04:26 | Dave [Xeros] | You really got a nat 20? |
| 04:06:04:06 | 04:06:09:14 | Brin [Basil] | I really got a Natch one. No, I can’t afford it. |
| 04:06:06:02 | 04:06:07:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Do you want the tattoo? |
| 04:06:09:13 | 04:06:17:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I can secretly – and your hair is going to grow over it anyway. I just want them to see you, like at some point down the road. |
| 04:06:13:23 | 04:06:15:11 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:06:17:18 | 04:06:24:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Like pull your hair back and you have the shark and bear high-fiving itself with the explosion going on. |
| 04:06:23:25 | 04:06:25:08 | Steve [Nortle] | nuclear explosion in the background |
| 04:06:24:09 | 04:06:28:07 | Brin [Basil] | Okay so I’ve rolled this but I didn’t tell anyone okay? |
| 04:06:27:01 | 04:06:27:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 04:06:29:12 | 04:06:33:17 | Brin [Basil] | And this tattoo has to be done in the back behind a curtain |
| 04:06:33:17 | 04:06:54:27 | Brin [Basil] | so that no one can see for for multiple you there’s |
| 04:06:33:22 | 04:06:34:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay? |
| 04:06:35:08 | 04:06:36:28 | Dave [Xeros] | We are very discreet. |
| 04:06:41:24 | 04:06:43:15 | Dave [Xeros] | No shaving required. |
| 04:06:45:19 | 04:06:53:22 | Jesse [GM] | session was that called? Absolutely. No one will know our dirty little cigarettes. |
| 04:06:49:12 | 04:06:51:16 | Dave [Xeros] | We will… Yes! |
| 04:06:54:27 | 04:07:03:02 | Brin [Basil] | and And there’s multiple reasons for this, but only you guys will know. |
| 04:07:00:11 | 04:07:00:24 | Steve [Nortle] | got it |
| 04:07:01:10 | 04:07:08:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I do want you guys, once you have this experience with the tattoos and I come back. |
| 04:07:08:17 | 04:07:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I do what you guys to make an insight check on my tattoos after you’ve had this conversation. |
| 04:07:12:12 | 04:07:15:22 | Brin [Basil] | But I can’t afford this tattoo. I shouldn’t be getting this. |
| 04:07:15:11 | 04:07:16:28 | Chris [TBD] | Eros’ tattoos? Is that what you mean? |
| 04:07:17:26 | 04:07:20:14 | Jesse [GM] | not day with help |
| 04:07:18:13 | 04:07:20:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Eros is going to walk in at some point. |
| 04:07:21:26 | 04:07:25:18 | Brin [Basil] | No kidding. |
| 04:07:22:15 | 04:07:26:29 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s his nature. He’s not day by nature. |
| 04:07:26:27 | 04:07:29:24 | Jesse [GM] | it’s n-a-d-e with an accent mark over the e |
| 04:07:29:05 | 04:07:30:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, not day. |
| 04:07:29:22 | 04:07:31:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, that is not how I spelled it. |
| 04:07:31:01 | 04:07:32:09 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:07:31:16 | 04:07:35:01 | Chris [TBD] | Neither I I spelt like the first half of naughty |
| 04:07:36:07 | 04:07:41:11 | Brin [Basil] | That’s what I did, yeah. You’re here on my side. |
| 04:07:36:25 | 04:07:40:27 | Jesse [GM] | could add like the a u g like there’s just tremendous amount of letters in there yeah |
| 04:07:37:29 | 04:07:39:05 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what I did, yeah |
| 04:07:39:29 | 04:07:40:18 | Dave [Xeros] | No! |
| 04:07:40:09 | 04:07:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:07:40:09 | 04:07:41:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:07:41:11 | 04:07:42:28 | Chris [TBD] | Na Day |
| 04:07:43:19 | 04:07:44:11 | Jesse [GM] | that’s better |
| 04:07:46:09 | 04:07:50:05 | Jesse [GM] | cool so you’re going to be getting tattoos |
| 04:07:46:27 | 04:07:48:15 | Dave [Xeros] | You! Turtle? |
| 04:07:47:27 | 04:07:48:20 | Brin [Basil] | Poor thing. |
| 04:07:52:01 | 04:07:53:10 | Jesse [GM] | I’ll kind of run you through this |
| 04:07:53:02 | 04:07:55:04 | Steve [Nortle] | You are in my hands. |
| 04:07:55:10 | 04:08:00:17 | Jesse [GM] | I think for this you can roll this while I’m explaining a couple other things |
| 04:07:58:24 | 04:08:02:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Are we rolling quality as well or is it just the actual? |
| 04:08:02:28 | 04:08:10:12 | Jesse [GM] | no just the actual thing I think you should make like some kind of pain check because it’s on the palms of your hands we need to figure out if you |
| 04:08:09:28 | 04:08:11:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, a constitution? |
| 04:08:12:14 | 04:08:13:29 | Jesse [GM] | squeal during your tattoo session |
| 04:08:15:23 | 04:08:18:00 | Steve [Nortle] | Does a 19 make me squeal? |
| 04:08:19:01 | 04:08:20:21 | Dave [Xeros] | would make you squeal. |
| 04:08:20:17 | 04:08:22:01 | Steve [Nortle] | No you will not! |
| 04:08:23:07 | 04:08:27:19 | Brin [Basil] | His skin is tough as nails. |
| 04:08:23:25 | 04:08:26:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, oh yeah, go full zen. Full zen. |
| 04:08:25:25 | 04:08:31:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so when I pull out my pike and my hammer |
| 04:08:33:11 | 04:08:37:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I may hit so hard that it goes all the way through your hand. |
| 04:08:37:03 | 04:08:40:21 | Steve [Nortle] | No, because you are surprisingly soft. |
| 04:08:39:08 | 04:08:41:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I am surprisingly soft. |
| 04:08:41:13 | 04:08:48:06 | Jesse [GM] | the gentle hands no no going through the patrons we’ve discussed this okay no |
| 04:08:48:02 | 04:08:54:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I reach over and I take my finger off the eye bar That says 9 inch Noles |
| 04:08:49:18 | 04:08:50:17 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:08:54:21 | 04:08:55:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:08:55:03 | 04:09:01:28 | Steve [Nortle] | Still not concerned? |
| 04:08:56:29 | 04:09:00:04 | Jesse [GM] | yeah change to music before you gives his tattoo yes |
| 04:08:58:21 | 04:09:05:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, okay I change it to smooth jams |
| 04:09:05:08 | 04:09:13:12 | Chris [TBD] | It’s just like a nice salon peaceful |
| 04:09:07:09 | 04:09:09:18 | Jesse [GM] | I don’t know what music, can you hear music right now |
| 04:09:11:23 | 04:09:13:20 | Brin [Basil] | It totally sounds like… |
| 04:09:15:06 | 04:09:16:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Feels very zen |
| 04:09:15:21 | 04:09:16:24 | Chris [TBD] | I think this is great |
| 04:09:17:21 | 04:09:29:09 | Jesse [GM] | okay um okay so while he is getting his tattoo uh you guys can have your own maybe conversation for a second or something he’s not day uh you’re getting the full works we’re gonna do hair and |
| 04:09:17:29 | 04:09:19:17 | Chris [TBD] | we’re going to break the silence |
| 04:09:18:29 | 04:09:20:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I close the curtain. |
| 04:09:29:09 | 04:09:40:26 | Jesse [GM] | makeup you’re giving a beard trim uh you are going to look like very like powdered up kind of thing after this and stuff like it’s noticeable yes exactly yep yeah you might |
| 04:09:30:21 | 04:09:31:10 | Chris [TBD] | heck yeah |
| 04:09:35:28 | 04:09:38:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, Ludwig von Beethoven |
| 04:09:40:26 | 04:09:51:19 | Jesse [GM] | have a wig yeah so uh but it’s going to be noticeable after this it’s not permanent or anything but yeah um so uh now they is kind of you’re getting the treatments chatting with you |
| 04:09:46:27 | 04:09:47:10 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 04:09:51:01 | 04:10:02:19 | Chris [TBD] | you know when they cut those palmeranian hair and it’s like they make it perfectly brown I feel like that’s kind of what I’m going to come out my beard is going to be like perfectly brown |
| 04:09:57:16 | 04:09:58:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 04:09:59:21 | 04:10:01:01 | Dave [Xeros] | You look like Cottonball? |
| 04:10:04:06 | 04:10:10:19 | Jesse [GM] | uh yes that’s a great idea nowadays says let’s let’s dress you up |
| 04:10:10:19 | 04:10:21:04 | Jesse [GM] | a little bit after we go to uh go through the beard and hair we will work our way down um let |
| 04:10:21:04 | 04:10:31:17 | Jesse [GM] | me know oh no it’s uh so whenever you’re uncomfortable let me know i do not care but |
| 04:10:31:17 | 04:10:37:13 | Jesse [GM] | let me know when it gets a little uncomfortable uh in um |
| 04:10:38:16 | 04:10:45:29 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re saying this the curtain opens while I’m in the middle of giving a tattoo and I kick a bucket of wax out right in front of you. |
| 04:10:46:03 | 04:10:50:26 | Jesse [GM] | oh okay perfect yeah and it’s just like it’s just on cue |
| 04:10:48:02 | 04:10:49:06 | Dave [Xeros] | You are ready! |
| 04:10:49:09 | 04:10:55:09 | Chris [TBD] | i thought you were my save the bell like i was like oh it’s my turn to get a tattoo. |
| 04:10:56:22 | 04:11:03:20 | Steve [Nortle] | one with nature. |
| 04:10:56:23 | 04:11:00:25 | Dave [Xeros] | You hear an Anvil beat. Dink! dink |
| 04:10:59:26 | 04:11:11:11 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know how to answer that. Don’t think so, |
| 04:11:00:27 | 04:11:06:15 | Jesse [GM] | so Nade the last thing she says have you ever had this kind of treatment before? |
| 04:11:13:13 | 04:11:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | code |
| 04:11:14:19 | 04:11:16:18 | Chris [TBD] | this kind of treatment before? Yes, |
| 04:11:17:18 | 04:11:17:20 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 04:11:20:28 | 04:11:31:28 | Jesse [GM] | tell me more when, where, how we will come back to you I must attend my most favorite patron oh you know what |
| 04:11:31:28 | 04:11:33:15 | Jesse [GM] | you’re free of charge |
| 04:11:34:10 | 04:11:34:26 | Brin [Basil] | What?! |
| 04:11:34:17 | 04:11:41:12 | Jesse [GM] | just don’t even worry okay let let Nade handle this |
| 04:11:40:22 | 04:11:43:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Water flows, I flow. |
| 04:11:42:15 | 04:11:51:02 | Jesse [GM] | after we are finished you will be the bell of the ball so many men will come flocking to you |
| 04:11:53:17 | 04:11:54:14 | Dave [Xeros] | be here and gone |
| 04:11:56:29 | 04:11:57:16 | Chris [TBD] | Wow! |
| 04:11:57:24 | 04:11:59:01 | Jesse [GM] | herringan no more |
| 04:12:00:02 | 04:12:01:04 | Jesse [GM] | herringa no more |
| 04:12:03:25 | 04:12:05:03 | Jesse [GM] | to say back to Nade |
| 04:12:06:29 | 04:12:11:24 | Brin [Basil] | I will tip you. I will tip you |
| 04:12:11:17 | 04:12:15:27 | Jesse [GM] | oh please we love we love please |
| 04:12:16:08 | 04:12:17:26 | Dave [Xeros] | tip her back |
| 04:12:17:18 | 04:12:18:07 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:12:17:28 | 04:12:18:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:12:19:16 | 04:12:20:06 | Dave [Xeros] | tip |
| 04:12:20:06 | 04:12:40:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s |
| 04:12:25:29 | 04:12:27:19 | Jesse [GM] | Glauber really knows this stuff |
| 04:12:27:29 | 04:12:34:08 | Brin [Basil] | I’m very noticeably nervous just so |
| 04:12:28:09 | 04:12:30:25 | Chris [TBD] | She’s quite a listener too, my goodness. |
| 04:12:33:22 | 04:12:39:02 | Jesse [GM] | I’m going to check on Nordo real quick while he’s getting his tattoo and come back here you guys behind the curtain |
| 04:12:40:05 | 04:12:51:04 | Dave [Xeros] | like a shower curtain that has sparkles inside of it but when it closes magically it’s those office doors that when you turn on the light |
| 04:12:40:28 | 04:12:42:25 | Chris [TBD] | Some privacy. |
| 04:12:51:04 | 04:12:58:23 | Dave [Xeros] | it goes opaque so when it’s closed it shuts everything off But when it’s open, It like is glass. |
| 04:12:58:28 | 04:13:10:14 | Jesse [GM] | okay oh yeah very cool okay uh love this no uh a true a true expert in the days of |
| 04:12:59:27 | 04:13:01:22 | Brin [Basil] | That was awesome. That’s great. |
| 04:13:05:08 | 04:13:13:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve done his left handy They’re high-fiving right? So the shark is done |
| 04:13:10:14 | 04:13:19:11 | Jesse [GM] | is it salon so you must leave us a review have you also ever received such treatment as this before |
| 04:13:22:20 | 04:13:23:06 | Steve [Nortle] | it the shark? |
| 04:13:24:09 | 04:13:26:11 | Chris [TBD] | the shark and the bear high -fiving. |
| 04:13:26:02 | 04:13:37:16 | Steve [Nortle] | No. Shark is done. Ah. Yes. It’s been some time I have not swum with The fishes In many a long moon |
| 04:13:26:02 | 04:13:27:14 | Dave [Xeros] | The shark is down |
| 04:13:40:21 | 04:13:52:06 | Jesse [GM] | Yes, she turns to Glaba. She kind of like whispers over to you. She’s like his interior must match the exterior. Is it full of rocks or something? |
| 04:13:52:18 | 04:13:53:28 | Jesse [GM] | I don’t know. All right. |
| 04:13:55:07 | 04:14:04:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Wisks away With closing curtains I am smooth Like a pebble |
| 04:13:58:05 | 04:13:59:08 | Jesse [GM] | Gone. Okay. |
| 04:13:59:04 | 04:13:59:23 | Dave [Xeros] | He |
| 04:14:06:02 | 04:14:10:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Glaba opens He’s like Giant toenail |
| 04:14:10:19 | 04:14:15:11 | Steve [Nortle] | I choose to take that as a compliment |
| 04:14:15:18 | 04:14:17:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Should have polished him before. |
| 04:14:20:19 | 04:14:32:13 | Jesse [GM] | okay so uh so i’m gonna do this uh that’s kind of like one round okay um and i’m going to do this in like three rounds and we’ll see if anybody picks up on the code here |
| 04:14:32:13 | 04:14:34:24 | Jesse [GM] | okay so so far maybe he has |
| 04:14:37:12 | 04:14:42:03 | Jesse [GM] | hate to mention uh so she comes back to TBD or she |
| 04:14:43:09 | 04:14:44:04 | Jesse [GM] | nah day |
| 04:14:43:23 | 04:14:52:08 | Chris [TBD] | is it a she oh I figured I didn’t want to assume |
| 04:14:46:00 | 04:14:46:08 | Brin [Basil] | No. |
| 04:14:52:28 | 04:14:56:16 | Dave [Xeros] | You know what you do when you assume? |
| 04:14:56:09 | 04:14:57:11 | Chris [TBD] | You did |
| 04:14:57:16 | 04:14:59:02 | Steve [Nortle] | I can’t spell it. |
| 04:15:00:03 | 04:15:00:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Or add. |
| 04:15:00:26 | 04:15:01:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Like you’re not just fine! |
| 04:15:05:18 | 04:15:17:03 | Jesse [GM] | how about let me let me touch your muscles after I’m done exquisite um should you want more |
| 04:15:23:11 | 04:15:27:00 | Jesse [GM] | have glaba come and really massage |
| 04:15:27:17 | 04:15:28:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Globber will come! |
| 04:15:29:04 | 04:15:29:19 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey, finish. |
| 04:15:32:19 | 04:15:35:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Get back on table, you’re not done yet! |
| 04:15:36:06 | 04:15:37:19 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m waiting for you. |
| 04:15:37:28 | 04:15:49:12 | Chris [TBD] | Oh let the sun Beat down on my face I am a sailor Both time and place |
| 04:15:50:29 | 04:15:57:01 | Jesse [GM] | has these lyrics of yourself i’m not forgive me i am not incredibly familiar with your music |
| 04:15:56:27 | 04:15:58:14 | Chris [TBD] | No it’s uh |
| 04:15:59:17 | 04:16:02:04 | Chris [TBD] | Lyrics of Van Baylin. |
| 04:16:04:08 | 04:16:05:06 | Chris [TBD] | Van Waylon. |
| 04:16:04:25 | 04:16:07:22 | Jesse [GM] | Glaba loves it Glaba you here Van Baelen |
| 04:16:08:08 | 04:16:10:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Who said Van Balen? |
| 04:16:12:26 | 04:16:21:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I flip from like the nice music to Van Balan shut the curtain and I do start getting audible screams out of Nortle. |
| 04:16:14:28 | 04:16:16:21 | Chris [TBD] | night music to Van |
| 04:16:17:16 | 04:16:23:27 | Jesse [GM] | very good |
| 04:16:25:06 | 04:16:26:22 | Steve [Nortle] | These are screams of joy! |
| 04:16:31:06 | 04:16:36:16 | Chris [TBD] | And I give a little wink, I think, but it’s not a good wink. It’s just |
| 04:16:33:24 | 04:16:34:26 | Brin [Basil] | Wink I think |
| 04:16:36:16 | 04:16:38:16 | Jesse [GM] | kisses back to you |
| 04:16:39:13 | 04:16:40:11 | Brin [Basil] | Hold on |
| 04:16:42:17 | 04:16:44:07 | Steve [Nortle] | That was both eyes. |
| 04:16:44:25 | 04:16:54:18 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, but I can still see out this one though. Hold on, hold |
| 04:16:47:01 | 04:16:47:18 | Chris [TBD] | like that. |
| 04:16:53:09 | 04:16:54:08 | Jesse [GM] | is kicking back in |
| 04:16:54:18 | 04:17:03:01 | Brin [Basil] | on, did I get it? |
| 04:16:56:14 | 04:16:58:24 | Chris [TBD] | You got this. You got this. |
| 04:16:57:19 | 04:16:59:08 | Dave [Xeros] | just concentrate |
| 04:16:58:16 | 04:17:00:15 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it’s only 12.30 go ahead |
| 04:17:00:00 | 04:17:01:20 | Chris [TBD] | it’s one |
| 04:17:04:04 | 04:17:05:16 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 04:17:04:19 | 04:17:07:19 | Chris [TBD] | are we like out of memory |
| 04:17:08:04 | 04:17:19:29 | Brin [Basil] | Are we out of memory?! I’m gonna practice at home in the mirror! Did i do it? |
| 04:17:09:07 | 04:17:12:01 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re good yeah, we’re still rolling |
| 04:17:09:29 | 04:17:10:22 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 04:17:15:19 | 04:17:16:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Your eyes are closed. |
| 04:17:20:10 | 04:17:29:23 | Jesse [GM] | comes to you basil uh she’s he’s a lady lady lady |
| 04:17:23:02 | 04:17:25:16 | Dave [Xeros] | she’s like literally cross-eyed trying to wink |
| 04:17:29:23 | 04:17:34:10 | Jesse [GM] | a whole lot of work your friends need |
| 04:17:38:04 | 04:17:39:16 | Jesse [GM] | sweet sweet |
| 04:17:45:20 | 04:17:49:21 | Jesse [GM] | music you bring to my soul |
| 04:17:54:01 | 04:17:54:29 | Jesse [GM] | harrogans |
| 04:17:56:19 | 04:18:02:01 | Jesse [GM] | have I never had the opportunity to touch |
| 04:18:05:00 | 04:18:07:02 | Jesse [GM] | he’s he has |
| 04:18:06:24 | 04:18:12:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not that’s unlike is it the first letter of each word. |
| 04:18:06:24 | 04:18:07:29 | Dave [Xeros] | is there like a haiku? |
| 04:18:08:03 | 04:18:09:29 | Jesse [GM] | like an ear |
| 04:18:08:11 | 04:18:13:23 | Brin [Basil] | it’s like again |
| 04:18:13:11 | 04:18:15:13 | Jesse [GM] | feeling one of your ears yeah |
| 04:18:17:06 | 04:18:18:08 | Jesse [GM] | very good |
| 04:18:18:19 | 04:18:27:08 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re messing with beat Van Whalen is beat your foot not beat ka tink ka tunk |
| 04:18:29:27 | 04:18:32:01 | Steve [Nortle] | Pain is just weakness leaving the body! |
| 04:18:34:00 | 04:18:41:05 | Brin [Basil] | I know what I want. What’s it called? The Heartbreakers, that’s the one I want |
| 04:18:41:05 | 04:18:46:16 | Brin [Basil] | A heart break yes is that what you’re asking me |
| 04:18:43:10 | 04:18:44:15 | Jesse [GM] | oh |
| 04:18:47:11 | 04:18:51:08 | Jesse [GM] | I thought that you had already chosen services |
| 04:18:54:07 | 04:19:00:03 | Jesse [GM] | wonderful choice yes, The Heartbreakers Delight full magical makeover |
| 04:18:57:29 | 04:19:06:16 | Brin [Basil] | that’s the one. That’s the |
| 04:19:00:26 | 04:19:11:07 | Jesse [GM] | uh next three charisma check saves you can advantage yeah and the tattoo oh not date |
| 04:19:11:10 | 04:19:18:09 | Jesse [GM] | this isn’t part of the code not day is honor my days on it to treat |
| 04:19:17:24 | 04:19:19:02 | Steve [Nortle] | I like how that’s not part of it. |
| 04:19:20:29 | 04:19:24:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Because we were so close to figuring it out, so that would have thrown me way off. |
| 04:19:27:26 | 04:19:28:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Sometimes |
| 04:19:28:05 | 04:19:35:17 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s a cadence, and then there’s also first letters because he repeated himself three times on a couple of them. |
| 04:19:28:12 | 04:19:40:14 | Steve [Nortle] | we’re all TBD but i |
| 04:19:35:08 | 04:19:35:23 | Brin [Basil] | Yes. |
| 04:19:40:07 | 04:19:42:25 | Dave [Xeros] | But I don’t know nothing. |
| 04:19:43:01 | 04:19:44:26 | Chris [TBD] | TVD is a terrible listener guys. |
| 04:19:47:14 | 04:19:58:07 | Jesse [GM] | why don’t the three of you Dave I’m going to tell you what it is that can contribute to this madness and then the three of you can speculate what you think the code is right now for a second |
| 04:20:06:02 | 04:20:17:17 | Chris [TBD] | For a sec I thought we were doing this scene in like Oceans 12 where they were doing the Lost in Translation scene remember that where they’re sitting at the table saying things like |
| 04:20:13:13 | 04:20:13:18 | Steve [Nortle] | too |
| 04:20:17:29 | 04:20:19:04 | Brin [Basil] | You should crush that mosquito? |
| 04:20:19:03 | 04:20:22:06 | Chris [TBD] | if all the animals along the equator were capable |
| 04:20:23:08 | 04:20:32:09 | Chris [TBD] | of flattery then Halloween and Thanksgiving would fall on the same day And that yeah there’s like an agreement in Matt Damon is like |
| 04:20:33:25 | 04:20:34:11 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 04:20:34:10 | 04:20:39:29 | Chris [TBD] | And at that point Matt Damon goes Oh let the sun be down my face What was the thing? |
| 04:20:37:07 | 04:20:44:16 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right! Okay, I was trying to figure out. Where have I heard that from? |
| 04:20:42:04 | 04:20:44:16 | Chris [TBD] | I was like find a first sound film |
| 04:20:45:29 | 04:20:48:11 | Chris [TBD] | Uh I have no clue |
| 04:20:46:11 | 04:20:47:21 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, that’s hilarious. |
| 04:20:48:24 | 04:20:51:12 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t either. Steve, you don’t have anything? |
| 04:20:52:07 | 04:21:00:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I only wrote down paraphrases so that doesn’t help as far as cadence or words or anything like that. Again, just paraphrases. |
| 04:21:01:27 | 04:21:08:17 | Steve [Nortle] | But he did have a strange sentence structure but again, just look down to paraphrasing. |
| 04:21:09:27 | 04:21:15:13 | Steve [Nortle] | He’s asked when was the last time that we had something like that? He did that for… |
| 04:21:14:25 | 04:21:18:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, has this ever… Have you ever had a service like this before? |
| 04:21:18:10 | 04:21:21:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, so he’s asked about a couple of different times. |
| 04:21:24:24 | 04:21:30:13 | Chris [TBD] | uh i mean are we gonna say the last time |
| 04:21:25:29 | 04:21:34:15 | Steve [Nortle] | like when did you last yeah but |
| 04:21:34:15 | 04:21:41:28 | Steve [Nortle] | i don’t know what that would number would be now did it take us only |
| 04:21:37:16 | 04:21:39:18 | Chris [TBD] | the day before the battle of the bands |
| 04:21:41:28 | 04:21:47:21 | Steve [Nortle] | one day to get to the battle of the bands so it’s it’s been like two and a half three days |
| 04:21:44:08 | 04:21:55:10 | Chris [TBD] | yeah i mean you guys experienced basically like it could have been 30 days you know what i mean that you experienced, but |
| 04:21:55:16 | 04:21:57:22 | Chris [TBD] | well it was four loops. |
| 04:21:59:02 | 04:22:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | Narratively it could have been more But yeah It’s technically only been like three days |
| 04:22:06:18 | 04:22:09:04 | Steve [Nortle] | tried that |
| 04:22:09:22 | 04:22:10:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 04:22:10:15 | 04:22:13:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Ka-chink! Ka-ching! Ka-tink! |
| 04:22:12:05 | 04:22:16:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Are you actually a finish? I don’t know why you’re still doing this. |
| 04:22:16:17 | 04:22:19:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m actually going over for the second pass notes. |
| 04:22:18:23 | 04:22:22:01 | Chris [TBD] | That was quite eloquent |
| 04:22:20:29 | 04:22:22:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Moose and squirrel. |
| 04:22:22:18 | 04:22:23:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Who said squirrel? |
| 04:22:24:00 | 04:22:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I did one color. Now next color and next color after that |
| 04:22:30:08 | 04:22:34:11 | Dave [Xeros] | And, beauty indeed. |
| 04:22:30:16 | 04:22:34:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Right, beauty is pain. |
| 04:22:37:21 | 04:22:38:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Luscious turtle. |
| 04:22:39:29 | 04:22:40:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Thank you. |
| 04:22:41:06 | 04:22:43:04 | Dave [Xeros] | All your dreams will come true. |
| 04:22:44:25 | 04:22:46:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Sit and enjoy. |
| 04:22:48:15 | 04:22:49:15 | Steve [Nortle] | Okie dokie. |
| 04:22:49:17 | 04:22:50:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Have a cup of tea. |
| 04:22:57:19 | 04:22:59:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Now give me hands! Pa-dink! |
| 04:22:58:03 | 04:22:59:14 | Chris [TBD] | It’s one in the morning! |
| 04:23:00:20 | 04:23:01:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Pa-tink! |
| 04:23:02:14 | 04:23:08:05 | Jesse [GM] | it’s such an abrupt contract hammer the spike |
| 04:23:09:14 | 04:23:12:04 | Brin [Basil] | I feel like he’s not going to be able to hold a weapon for a few days. |
| 04:23:13:09 | 04:23:14:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I stick my head out. |
| 04:23:13:20 | 04:23:14:12 | Jesse [GM] | okay |
| 04:23:16:13 | 04:23:17:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah? |
| 04:23:17:12 | 04:23:22:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Light-footed lad, adjust your thoughts. |
| 04:23:24:18 | 04:23:26:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Sit and joy. |
| 04:23:27:05 | 04:23:28:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Have a cuppa tea. |
| 04:23:40:11 | 04:23:41:23 | Jesse [GM] | um |
| 04:23:46:24 | 04:23:48:25 | Chris [TBD] | say that again? Do you remember? |
| 04:23:48:16 | 04:23:52:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Luscious lad Light-footed lad |
| 04:23:50:07 | 04:23:51:22 | Chris [TBD] | That was light-footing loud. |
| 04:23:51:25 | 04:23:52:29 | Jesse [GM] | flushes |
| 04:23:52:23 | 04:23:54:03 | Steve [Nortle] | I was luscious. |
| 04:23:54:20 | 04:23:57:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Luscous turtle Light-footed lad |
| 04:23:59:06 | 04:24:09:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Don’t remember the other way I do have Sit and enjoy yourself Have a cup of tea The other one was Something else |
| 04:24:09:26 | 04:24:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Luspicious lad All your dreams will come true That’s what it was |
| 04:24:16:14 | 04:24:27:06 | Steve [Nortle] | one of us had three chances |
| 04:24:18:00 | 04:24:18:23 | Jesse [GM] | um |
| 04:24:21:04 | 04:24:21:24 | Chris [TBD] | three chances? |
| 04:24:22:29 | 04:24:24:25 | Chris [TBD] | Is that what you said? |
| 04:24:23:05 | 04:24:24:02 | Jesse [GM] | maybe more |
| 04:24:27:06 | 04:24:29:23 | Steve [Nortle] | For a total of nine, that’s math. |
| 04:24:29:09 | 04:24:33:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Have you been writing down The full sentences or no? |
| 04:24:32:28 | 04:24:39:05 | Steve [Nortle] | I’m trying to but it’s… You guys speak faster than my poor little hands can write. |
| 04:24:41:10 | 04:24:50:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I whip open my curtain and you’re in so much pain. You’ve like rolled into your shell And I just kind of kick you out over to the polishing station |
| 04:24:49:13 | 04:24:51:25 | Steve [Nortle] | Wobble wobble wobbles flop. |
| 04:24:53:08 | 04:24:53:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Next! |
| 04:24:53:08 | 04:25:04:21 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, thank goodness. All right, I got to go get this tattoo done. oh that’s right you were cutting this whole time huh uh |
| 04:24:56:10 | 04:25:00:21 | Jesse [GM] | yes Nadei is just finishing some touches on your beard |
| 04:25:02:14 | 04:25:04:02 | Jesse [GM] | how long is your beard? |
| 04:25:04:21 | 04:25:11:24 | Chris [TBD] | down to my uh about mid mid belly absolutely |
| 04:25:05:24 | 04:25:06:24 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s long man |
| 04:25:15:03 | 04:25:25:29 | Jesse [GM] | Nadee doesn’t want to like it’s stunning let me expose some of those pectorals |
| 04:25:21:16 | 04:25:22:11 | Chris [TBD] | This I know. |
| 04:25:27:23 | 04:25:30:12 | Jesse [GM] | a few more trims |
| 04:25:32:14 | 04:25:34:22 | Jesse [GM] | scissors they cut |
| 04:25:41:17 | 04:25:43:07 | Jesse [GM] | have a cup of tea |
| 04:25:43:15 | 04:25:44:24 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:25:47:03 | 04:25:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It just works It just work |
| 04:25:52:18 | 04:25:58:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay And i’m going to preference this There is no tea In this entire establishment |
| 04:25:53:13 | 04:25:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | I think I got something. |
| 04:25:58:09 | 04:25:59:27 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, okay. Yeah. |
| 04:26:00:03 | 04:26:01:29 | Chris [TBD] | I think I got some. Okay, okay, okay. |
| 04:26:04:21 | 04:26:08:04 | Chris [TBD] | How do you say it? |
| 04:26:09:21 | 04:26:12:10 | Chris [TBD] | Are you just wanting the keyword? Is that what you want? |
| 04:26:13:00 | 04:26:16:05 | Jesse [GM] | Your goal is to like mimic whatever pattern. |
| 04:26:16:04 | 04:26:22:14 | Chris [TBD] | Got it, okay I look into the mirror. Look at |
| 04:26:17:18 | 04:26:19:28 | Jesse [GM] | So whatever Nadea’s doing you’re trying to mirror it. |
| 04:26:24:11 | 04:26:26:11 | Chris [TBD] | such hair. |
| 04:26:28:05 | 04:26:28:17 | Jesse [GM] | Oh! |
| 04:26:30:10 | 04:26:32:21 | Jesse [GM] | Lovely. Lovely. |
| 04:26:34:25 | 04:26:35:18 | Jesse [GM] | Amazing. |
| 04:26:37:18 | 04:26:38:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Stunning |
| 04:26:38:12 | 04:26:39:05 | Jesse [GM] | Stunning. |
| 04:26:40:22 | 04:26:41:09 | Jesse [GM] | Hair. |
| 04:26:44:23 | 04:26:45:16 | Jesse [GM] | Ah. |
| 04:26:45:21 | 04:26:46:15 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! |
| 04:26:48:05 | 04:26:50:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, ice. |
| 04:26:48:08 | 04:26:49:23 | Jesse [GM] | You don’t say the pattern? |
| 04:26:53:19 | 04:26:55:18 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no. Hair. Okay. |
| 04:26:57:01 | 04:26:58:18 | Chris [TBD] | Ice now. |
| 04:27:00:15 | 04:27:01:06 | Chris [TBD] | Glava? |
| 04:27:01:23 | 04:27:08:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes I grab him and pull him in And just start like chiseling on your back With the tattoo |
| 04:27:02:26 | 04:27:03:28 | Chris [TBD] | Ice now, Glava. |
| 04:27:08:14 | 04:27:19:26 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. okay okay um we’ll count that one as a win for TBD |
| 04:27:08:24 | 04:27:10:26 | Chris [TBD] | It’s my cap. |
| 04:27:20:02 | 04:27:22:02 | Chris [TBD] | I think I got it. I figured it out. |
| 04:27:20:05 | 04:27:24:17 | Jesse [GM] | TBD seems like he’s picked up on something going on here |
| 04:27:24:06 | 04:27:25:25 | Chris [TBD] | Do you want a hint? |
| 04:27:25:01 | 04:27:34:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Nope You can’t Pay no attention to this man behind the curtain |
| 04:27:27:06 | 04:27:30:00 | Jesse [GM] | you’re behind the curtain now you’re beyond the curtain yep |
| 04:27:27:23 | 04:27:28:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m behind the curtain |
| 04:27:34:16 | 04:27:35:03 | Steve [Nortle] | You’re not a man. |
| 04:27:34:16 | 04:27:38:18 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I’m talking about TBD |
| 04:27:37:19 | 04:27:38:20 | Chris [TBD] | This man |
| 04:27:40:18 | 04:27:45:16 | Jesse [GM] | This is I can do this |
| 04:27:52:13 | 04:27:54:05 | Jesse [GM] | Luscious fur |
| 04:27:59:08 | 04:28:02:05 | Jesse [GM] | Maybe I can’t |
| 04:28:02:12 | 04:28:03:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yes you can |
| 04:28:03:27 | 04:28:08:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Listen and sit Herringon Shut the curtain |
| 04:28:07:17 | 04:28:08:22 | Chris [TBD] | That’s really good |
| 04:28:09:21 | 04:28:11:29 | Jesse [GM] | There you go |
| 04:28:14:16 | 04:28:23:15 | Jesse [GM] | um uh i’ll try one more um listen uh |
| 04:28:23:15 | 04:28:31:07 | Jesse [GM] | amazing shampoo |
| 04:28:38:05 | 04:28:38:29 | Chris [TBD] | We are |
| 04:28:41:13 | 04:28:43:05 | Brin [Basil] | Steve, are you… I mean… |
| 04:28:43:12 | 04:28:47:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve booted Steve across He’s at his next appointment |
| 04:28:46:20 | 04:28:56:04 | Jesse [GM] | two are you two were like together in like the like polishing station you’ve moved on to the polishing area the polishing station is just next you’re in one of those hair dryer kind of things |
| 04:28:56:04 | 04:29:05:29 | Jesse [GM] | and your fur is just starting the volume uh-huh yeah yeah you know it’s like massive hairdryer yeah |
| 04:28:57:06 | 04:28:59:08 | Chris [TBD] | You’re yelling it out As loud as |
| 04:28:57:29 | 04:29:01:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Her feet are the only thing that are exposed… |
| 04:28:58:25 | 04:29:01:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Her feet are the only thing that Are exposed |
| 04:29:06:09 | 04:29:09:04 | Brin [Basil] | Someone has a hand towel drying their feet. |
| 04:29:09:14 | 04:29:12:27 | Jesse [GM] | yeah exactly but you guys are next to each other so you can communicate |
| 04:29:12:10 | 04:29:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Someone’s doing your toenails |
| 04:29:21:19 | 04:29:27:07 | Steve [Nortle] | He only went three close. |
| 04:29:25:03 | 04:29:31:23 | Dave [Xeros] | He only Went three quarters there were four Necessary He didn’t finish The game |
| 04:29:31:22 | 04:29:34:08 | Brin [Basil] | My gosh, look at your hands. |
| 04:29:35:23 | 04:29:36:25 | Chris [TBD] | It’s so cool, though. |
| 04:29:36:21 | 04:29:39:07 | Steve [Nortle] | It’ll be AMAZING!!! |
| 04:29:38:19 | 04:29:39:13 | Chris [TBD] | so cool! |
| 04:29:41:17 | 04:29:45:26 | Dave [Xeros] | So it’s going on your forearms Chris Your forearm |
| 04:29:44:07 | 04:29:44:29 | Jesse [GM] | lovely |
| 04:29:45:10 | 04:29:49:22 | Chris [TBD] | No, I did the tricycle on the back of my calf. |
| 04:29:49:25 | 04:29:50:16 | Jesse [GM] | afterburn |
| 04:29:51:22 | 04:29:52:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Yes. |
| 04:29:54:04 | 04:29:54:25 | Jesse [GM] | should |
| 04:29:56:04 | 04:29:58:03 | Jesse [GM] | should hand treat should |
| 04:30:02:16 | 04:30:13:26 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, loose and shaking hands invert nihilism gravity. |
| 04:30:04:04 | 04:30:06:15 | Jesse [GM] | lovely afterburn should heal |
| 04:30:15:14 | 04:30:16:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Ding |
| 04:30:17:11 | 04:30:33:11 | Brin [Basil] | Well that’s |
| 04:30:21:29 | 04:30:29:27 | Steve [Nortle] | I just saw what I’ve heard that looks like this. |
| 04:30:25:15 | 04:30:27:21 | Jesse [GM] | Nade gives you a wink |
| 04:30:32:29 | 04:30:38:25 | Dave [Xeros] | And the wink is actually part of the code, so if you can’t wink You’re probably just never going to get a code. |
| 04:30:33:11 | 04:30:43:29 | Brin [Basil] | fine just show off like that. When |
| 04:30:38:18 | 04:30:44:22 | Jesse [GM] | there you go okay I think Nordle’s picked up on something |
| 04:30:40:05 | 04:30:41:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Just FYI. |
| 04:30:43:04 | 04:30:48:21 | Dave [Xeros] | All right TBD’s tattoo goes pretty quick because I’m very studied with tricycles |
| 04:30:43:29 | 04:30:57:22 | Brin [Basil] | I want…I’ve |
| 04:30:51:13 | 04:30:55:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I have bear that ride tricycle in my front yard |
| 04:30:51:17 | 04:30:52:29 | Chris [TBD] | Tricycle. |
| 04:30:54:29 | 04:31:00:27 | Chris [TBD] | In motherland, yeah. yeah very calm every mother horde |
| 04:30:56:19 | 04:30:58:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes and mother |
| 04:30:57:22 | 04:31:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | got nothing, I want what’s that one called? Yes. |
| 04:31:02:14 | 04:31:03:25 | Dave [Xeros] | In Mother Irithesa |
| 04:31:04:09 | 04:31:06:16 | Chris [TBD] | what’d you say |
| 04:31:10:10 | 04:31:14:24 | Jesse [GM] | love illusion lovelash oh |
| 04:31:18:00 | 04:31:28:04 | Jesse [GM] | anything else you want to add what specifically |
| 04:31:26:00 | 04:31:36:20 | Brin [Basil] | maybe |
| 04:31:30:24 | 04:31:36:06 | Jesse [GM] | is there another service or perhaps a description of what you’re looking for any |
| 04:31:36:04 | 04:31:36:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll |
| 04:31:36:20 | 04:31:46:17 | Brin [Basil] | some sugar with my tea There is no tea. |
| 04:31:38:04 | 04:31:44:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I open the curtain |
| 04:31:43:20 | 04:31:44:28 | Jesse [GM] | there’s no tea |
| 04:31:45:16 | 04:31:46:17 | Dave [Xeros] | There is no tea. |
| 04:31:46:19 | 04:31:50:13 | Chris [TBD] | listen and sit |
| 04:31:47:29 | 04:31:52:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Listen and sit, harring on! |
| 04:31:55:21 | 04:32:00:17 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I really turn up the van whalen and go to town on your calf. |
| 04:31:59:28 | 04:32:04:11 | Jesse [GM] | oh yeah you have to make a pain check as well or whatever yeah constitution |
| 04:32:02:22 | 04:32:05:20 | Chris [TBD] | we’ve done one |
| 04:32:03:06 | 04:32:03:24 | Steve [Nortle] | a constitution |
| 04:32:03:24 | 04:32:07:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, we’ve done one color. We’re now on the next color. |
| 04:32:06:27 | 04:32:08:21 | Brin [Basil] | I will sit and listen? |
| 04:32:10:09 | 04:32:11:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m out of seven. |
| 04:32:11:10 | 04:32:16:11 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve literally not even this much |
| 04:32:12:10 | 04:32:17:23 | Chris [TBD] | DVD is a big baby when it comes to pain. I’m a wizard, guys! It makes sense! |
| 04:32:29:29 | 04:32:32:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Sit still little man. |
| 04:32:32:11 | 04:32:39:25 | Jesse [GM] | can we can we make like uh some kind of like romance check back here for these two |
| 04:32:39:25 | 04:32:47:02 | Jesse [GM] | like oh you know glaba glaba doesn’t see many creatures like her son |
| 04:32:41:04 | 04:32:46:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, at my size. |
| 04:32:45:03 | 04:32:47:14 | Chris [TBD] | As big as her… |
| 04:32:46:21 | 04:32:47:20 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:47:20 | 04:32:48:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:32:48:19 | 04:32:52:23 | Jesse [GM] | yeah is she is she attracted to TBD |
| 04:32:48:21 | 04:32:51:08 | Chris [TBD] | Lava like what she see. |
| 04:32:54:17 | 04:33:02:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Like and stable him. |
| 04:33:07:20 | 04:33:13:00 | Jesse [GM] | let’s have uh chris and steve you guys go again you respond either to glava or |
| 04:33:17:09 | 04:33:20:10 | Steve [Nortle] | i’m being polished now right oh okay |
| 04:33:20:08 | 04:33:27:06 | Jesse [GM] | some of the rags are like operating uh like by themselves right uh sorcerer’s apprentice style |
| 04:33:24:02 | 04:33:25:26 | Steve [Nortle] | sorcerer’s apprentice style |
| 04:33:27:06 | 04:33:35:05 | Jesse [GM] | but you do have a velora who’s also they’re kind of the lead polisher yep your |
| 04:33:31:13 | 04:33:32:07 | Dave [Xeros] | the final buff. |
| 04:33:33:26 | 04:33:34:13 | Steve [Nortle] | when |
| 04:33:35:28 | 04:33:46:11 | Brin [Basil] | Like giant |
| 04:33:36:04 | 04:33:42:28 | Steve [Nortle] | so dry it needs moisturizer |
| 04:33:36:25 | 04:33:43:21 | Jesse [GM] | they’re just covering because you’re just your skin is like just rough yeah it’s just like |
| 04:33:43:21 | 04:33:48:29 | Jesse [GM] | you have this reptilian kind of like high thing that they don’t know what to do with yeah so |
| 04:33:46:11 | 04:33:58:08 | Brin [Basil] | nail file steel I |
| 04:33:47:17 | 04:33:47:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 04:33:48:29 | 04:33:57:29 | Steve [Nortle] | A nail file won’t work. They have to get like a massive Dremel they put on an aerobacter |
| 04:33:57:10 | 04:33:58:13 | Jesse [GM] | yeah |
| 04:34:01:17 | 04:34:03:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Okay, so as |
| 04:34:02:03 | 04:34:03:12 | Jesse [GM] | smoothing you down |
| 04:34:04:21 | 04:34:14:22 | Steve [Nortle] | these rough edges are being shaken off I start I turn to who is the lady? Valora and say |
| 04:34:14:22 | 04:34:18:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Liberation avoids stalling hatreds in Nortles graveyard |
| 04:34:21:23 | 04:34:23:13 | Jesse [GM] | she |
| 04:34:29:24 | 04:34:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | have a damn clue |
| 04:34:31:20 | 04:34:35:11 | Steve [Nortle] | If it weren’t 1 15 AM It’d be a little easier. |
| 04:34:32:01 | 04:34:39:08 | Chris [TBD] | I can’t believe we’re going this late. I’m gonna pay for this tomorrow. |
| 04:34:34:27 | 04:34:40:29 | Jesse [GM] | oh my gosh so Valora she also gives |
| 04:34:40:29 | 04:34:52:03 | Jesse [GM] | you uh kind of a wink um and she just polishes up like around your eyes she’s just going, you know, it just gives you the wink. Yeah. So, okay. |
| 04:34:48:10 | 04:34:48:29 | Steve [Nortle] | Thank you. |
| 04:34:52:02 | 04:35:01:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I finish up hit the third color on you and you not tough enough for fourth color |
| 04:34:59:24 | 04:35:03:23 | Chris [TBD] | to go The muscles are just for show |
| 04:35:01:18 | 04:35:08:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You fail just like third quarter Nortal |
| 04:35:08:01 | 04:35:09:20 | Steve [Nortle] | I did fine! |
| 04:35:10:06 | 04:35:11:26 | Brin [Basil] | Third quarter. |
| 04:35:13:13 | 04:35:19:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Heron gone You next And as you come in |
| 04:35:19:22 | 04:35:29:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m testing my my pipe right with the ink and i start with the blue ink oh no the red ink and |
| 04:35:29:10 | 04:35:38:27 | Dave [Xeros] | i tap into the wall listen in big red ink and then i go back over the first letter |
| 04:35:39:16 | 04:35:46:27 | Dave [Xeros] | of listen i take out my next color and i tap that right under listen and |
| 04:35:48:20 | 04:36:00:14 | Dave [Xeros] | and I go back over to make the A bolded in blue. Sit on the next red, orange, green. Let’s go green! |
| 04:36:02:20 | 04:36:13:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Sit and then I go over the L in bold. It’s not S. Listen and sit The S is bolded |
| 04:36:14:09 | 04:36:16:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and then I spell herringon |
| 04:36:17:26 | 04:36:28:01 | Dave [Xeros] | and I bold the B-H. Listen and sit paragraph with bolded front letters |
| 04:36:29:03 | 04:36:31:24 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, you’re just warming up the tools for the next. |
| 04:36:30:23 | 04:36:41:26 | Brin [Basil] | get the |
| 04:36:31:28 | 04:36:38:15 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, I’m getting the point of my sharpening it almost with these letters |
| 04:36:41:26 | 04:36:47:23 | Brin [Basil] | lash treatment, will the lashes be lasting? |
| 04:36:48:16 | 04:36:56:25 | Brin [Basil] | lashing I tried to say it discreetly how long |
| 04:36:56:14 | 04:37:03:24 | Jesse [GM] | because nade is like so in |
| 04:37:03:24 | 04:37:11:06 | Jesse [GM] | love with you right uh nade um is kind of can tell |
| 04:37:11:06 | 04:37:19:22 | Jesse [GM] | that you are with this group obviously but uh that you’re |
| 04:37:19:22 | 04:37:27:13 | Jesse [GM] | uh like like she’s kind of giving you a little bit of like grace like you know to |
| 04:37:21:25 | 04:37:22:20 | Chris [TBD] | filth is still |
| 04:37:30:21 | 04:37:32:25 | Dave [Xeros] | just because you didn’t wink at me Yeah |
| 04:37:36:06 | 04:37:43:29 | Jesse [GM] | she gives you uh or he yeah gosh right he gives you uh a little wink kind of like |
| 04:37:46:08 | 04:37:52:27 | Jesse [GM] | and turns to TBD who is going to give us one more example let’s see |
| 04:37:54:04 | 04:38:00:22 | Jesse [GM] | oh um yeah my brain has done it’s 20am so um |
| 04:38:00:03 | 04:38:07:22 | Chris [TBD] | it’s 120 hit that second window I’m all wide awake now |
| 04:38:03:09 | 04:38:04:05 | Jesse [GM] | ugh |
| 04:38:07:25 | 04:38:16:10 | Jesse [GM] | Nadeh is slaving away on your fingers and toenails have just never been touched, right? Never been trimmed or anything. |
| 04:38:17:01 | 04:38:28:10 | Jesse [GM] | So Nadea’s like laborious and strenuous help! |
| 04:38:29:03 | 04:38:31:11 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:38:29:13 | 04:38:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:38:29:23 | 04:38:31:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:38:33:01 | 04:38:38:05 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, okay. I got it, I got |
| 04:38:36:01 | 04:38:37:27 | Chris [TBD] | how do I want to |
| 04:38:39:08 | 04:38:40:11 | Chris [TBD] | respond to that |
| 04:38:42:17 | 04:38:44:05 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to say three words |
| 04:38:46:22 | 04:38:48:29 | Chris [TBD] | in no guise |
| 04:38:51:08 | 04:38:52:10 | Chris [TBD] | I just finished it. |
| 04:38:53:21 | 04:38:55:27 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, oh, oh. |
| 04:38:54:16 | 04:38:55:25 | Chris [TBD] | Like, I was responding |
| 04:38:57:03 | 04:39:02:25 | Jesse [GM] | Okay, Nadei sees what you’re doing but she doesn’t wink. |
| 04:39:00:29 | 04:39:01:21 | Chris [TBD] | Just trying to |
| 04:39:03:12 | 04:39:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | Oh |
| 04:39:03:14 | 04:39:12:22 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah all |
| 04:39:04:05 | 04:39:05:11 | Jesse [GM] | He doesn’t blink. |
| 04:39:06:15 | 04:39:09:18 | Jesse [GM] | he keeps having sex changes and he doesn’t |
| 04:39:09:08 | 04:39:10:07 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:39:09:18 | 04:39:10:07 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 04:39:10:20 | 04:39:11:07 | Jesse [GM] | wink |
| 04:39:12:00 | 04:39:12:26 | Chris [TBD] | Flower based |
| 04:39:12:10 | 04:39:14:09 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, I |
| 04:39:14:09 | 04:39:26:14 | Brin [Basil] | got it. Let’s |
| 04:39:17:22 | 04:39:19:20 | Jesse [GM] | yeah I think you know what’s going on |
| 04:39:18:27 | 04:39:24:22 | Chris [TBD] | Do you see what I did though? Yeah, yeah, yeah Like the first and the second half Right, yeah |
| 04:39:21:04 | 04:39:22:26 | Jesse [GM] | Nade knows what you’re doing |
| 04:39:26:01 | 04:39:28:02 | Chris [TBD] | I thought that’s what it was originally |
| 04:39:26:13 | 04:39:28:06 | Jesse [GM] | Nade comes back to you |
| 04:39:26:14 | 04:39:26:20 | Brin [Basil] | see what |
| 04:39:30:10 | 04:39:39:19 | Jesse [GM] | she she he he is just shampooing and trimming |
| 04:39:39:19 | 04:39:50:23 | Jesse [GM] | and exfoliating all of this like perfect rabbit coat that yeah it’s so plush at this point you look like some kind of stuffed animal |
| 04:39:50:23 | 04:39:58:01 | Jesse [GM] | normally you’re kind of like this intimidating sort of war-torn rabbit that we see walking around with us |
| 04:39:58:29 | 04:40:04:12 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you have never seen white beyond like the purest |
| 04:39:58:29 | 04:40:06:15 | Brin [Basil] | So so white sparkling and |
| 04:40:04:23 | 04:40:14:18 | Jesse [GM] | yeah um it is you are just but it is not your normal look at all but you are glamorous so |
| 04:40:14:25 | 04:40:22:17 | Brin [Basil] | And I look at you and say, lashes and soft hair |
| 04:40:22:17 | 04:40:33:04 | Brin [Basil] | and gone is next |
| 04:40:24:16 | 04:40:26:29 | Jesse [GM] | oh lashes and soft herring |
| 04:40:28:14 | 04:40:41:23 | Dave [Xeros] | and soft haragon you’re next what’s |
| 04:40:29:23 | 04:40:31:01 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:40:30:12 | 04:40:31:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:40:33:04 | 04:40:45:15 | Brin [Basil] | in |
| 04:40:35:01 | 04:40:36:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Next? Gee |
| 04:40:41:23 | 04:40:42:05 | Dave [Xeros] | my name |
| 04:40:45:15 | 04:40:58:16 | Brin [Basil] | line a little |
| 04:40:50:28 | 04:40:53:08 | Jesse [GM] | nade gives you a solid wink |
| 04:40:55:17 | 04:41:06:09 | Jesse [GM] | yeah his eyes roll back in his head in addition to the wink he’s so pleased cannot be more excited that not only are you this beautiful creature, but you also |
| 04:40:58:16 | 04:41:07:07 | Brin [Basil] | slow. |
| 04:41:06:09 | 04:41:12:15 | Jesse [GM] | appear to be a member of an organization he is affiliated with. |
| 04:41:13:19 | 04:41:21:09 | Jesse [GM] | Ah! Glaba? We completed everybody’s treatment. Everybody looks so wonderful. |
| 04:41:22:08 | 04:41:23:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Harren gone next |
| 04:41:23:25 | 04:41:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | TBD and nortle look at each other and realize wait matching tattoos i thought we were |
| 04:41:24:05 | 04:41:35:03 | Steve [Nortle] | I thought they were gonna be On our No Palm Calf and palm |
| 04:41:30:06 | 04:41:31:20 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not the calf |
| 04:41:30:22 | 04:41:33:04 | Dave [Xeros] | literally reach out |
| 04:41:35:03 | 04:41:36:12 | Steve [Nortle] | Those aren’t the |
| 04:41:35:04 | 04:41:40:24 | Dave [Xeros] | and I pull her behind the curtain and I just turn on soft ones |
| 04:41:42:19 | 04:41:43:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Norto put |
| 04:41:45:09 | 04:41:54:20 | Brin [Basil] | As awkward as this, maybe it has to be on my lower back. |
| 04:41:48:11 | 04:41:51:17 | Steve [Nortle] | Globba’s good enough To go between The fur Kidding |
| 04:41:56:15 | 04:41:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Glob-a-fine |
| 04:41:58:22 | 04:42:09:13 | Brin [Basil] | there is a reason I’m very only Nordall knows about this and i don’t know if you remember. It’s the reason I wear a cloak all |
| 04:42:00:01 | 04:42:02:14 | Jesse [GM] | glava afraid of no lower back |
| 04:42:09:13 | 04:42:42:01 | Brin [Basil] | the time. I keep my back covered by the same thing. |
| 04:42:12:20 | 04:42:14:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s Glober in time |
| 04:42:15:05 | 04:42:15:29 | Chris [TBD] | Globberant? |
| 04:42:16:10 | 04:42:23:25 | Jesse [GM] | yeah okay i think it’s been about a half an hour you guys have gotten like the full treatment all of you just picture like your normal characters |
| 04:42:23:25 | 04:42:35:12 | Jesse [GM] | but you are like incredibly plush like you yeah like your hair has never had so much volume right and your skin is so smooth nortle you |
| 04:42:30:14 | 04:42:31:25 | Chris [TBD] | Never smelled better. |
| 04:42:35:12 | 04:42:40:08 | Jesse [GM] | like appear to no longer have any sort of definition |
| 04:42:41:08 | 04:42:42:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:42:42:17 | 04:42:47:12 | Brin [Basil] | His shell looks like a bull! |
| 04:42:43:07 | 04:42:45:23 | Dave [Xeros] | polished out You’ve been buffed. |
| 04:42:47:20 | 04:42:48:09 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:42:47:29 | 04:42:50:21 | Dave [Xeros] | This is buff and buff-duh. |
| 04:42:47:29 | 04:42:48:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 04:42:54:12 | 04:42:57:07 | Jesse [GM] | yeah it’s like the epoxy there right |
| 04:43:00:09 | 04:43:01:08 | Jesse [GM] | yeah you’re |
| 04:43:01:14 | 04:43:06:29 | Steve [Nortle] | i take a step got rid of all of night. |
| 04:43:03:12 | 04:43:21:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I |
| 04:43:06:03 | 04:43:09:09 | Jesse [GM] | you have like a makeup kind of |
| 04:43:11:02 | 04:43:22:03 | Jesse [GM] | facial that’s been done so, you know you’re kind of powdered up like Mozart not quite clown makeup but, you’ve got the rosy cheeks and all that going on |
| 04:43:18:28 | 04:43:19:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Hi class. |
| 04:43:21:16 | 04:43:24:26 | Chris [TBD] | get it. I feel like the beast after he’s done. |
| 04:43:25:07 | 04:43:31:17 | Jesse [GM] | exactly thank you So it’s been about half an hour I think Eros is probably |
| 04:43:25:29 | 04:43:27:22 | Chris [TBD] | Some hair ties in the beard. |
| 04:43:29:10 | 04:43:40:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I come just bolting through the door. Like high on steroids. So I rolled… |
| 04:43:40:20 | 04:43:46:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m not kidding you guys. Two fives, two twos, and then a four. |
| 04:43:46:13 | 04:43:55:08 | Dave [Xeros] | so the two fives were Envious Pinot Red and that is the ecstasy. So I get |
| 04:43:53:08 | 04:43:54:09 | Chris [TBD] | yep |
| 04:43:55:08 | 04:44:04:29 | Dave [Xeros] | advantage on insight, medicine perception survival checks and I have true sight for eight hours and then after 8 hours I go blind. Then I also have these slothful |
| 04:43:58:02 | 04:43:59:20 | Chris [TBD] | mm-hmm |
| 04:44:04:29 | 04:44:16:06 | Dave [Xeros] | amber arrow so they kind of like…so that one’s spiked with flash powder I am at 2x run jump climb and swim speed for 1 hour And in combat, I receive one extra action. |
| 04:44:15:10 | 04:44:24:12 | Steve [Nortle] | How does that work when you’re also buzzing on ecstasy? |
| 04:44:16:18 | 04:44:27:05 | Dave [Xeros] | After that usage, I feel sluggish since my sensations are gold. So I don’t know but I’m on both. |
| 04:44:27:21 | 04:44:31:23 | Steve [Nortle] | Oh, wow. Wow, this mundanity is amazing! |
| 04:44:28:26 | 04:44:30:11 | Dave [Xeros] | And then – |
| 04:44:32:20 | 04:44:33:17 | Jesse [GM] | amped |
| 04:44:33:04 | 04:44:40:05 | Dave [Xeros] | I am amped and then the four spiked with lady’s love, succubus sweat. My inhibitions are gone. |
| 04:44:41:02 | 04:44:51:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m extremely selfish straightforward yet well they’re gone now causing arousal. While mildly improving my physical skills, I have |
| 04:44:42:13 | 04:44:45:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Wait, You had inhibitions? |
| 04:44:51:24 | 04:45:03:14 | Dave [Xeros] | a plus three to strength, dexterity, charisma. It doesn’t matter. It’s not like we’re going into combat but with all of that I come busting through the door and I am just looking at all… My eyes are |
| 04:44:53:18 | 04:44:54:15 | Chris [TBD] | he can |
| 04:45:03:14 | 04:45:08:16 | Dave [Xeros] | silver dollars and I’m like it’s happening to you guys too |
| 04:45:04:04 | 04:45:12:08 | Chris [TBD] | he sees us oh my god look at me |
| 04:45:10:10 | 04:45:13:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh! Guys look at me! I’m beautiful! |
| 04:45:19:14 | 04:45:30:27 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no I’m back to normal but What I am seeing is obviously not what’s the real world. And so, I’m seeing you guys and I’m like You guys are experiencing |
| 04:45:20:04 | 04:45:22:12 | Jesse [GM] | Okay. You’re back to your normal. Okay. |
| 04:45:26:15 | 04:45:29:22 | Chris [TBD] | And so I’m seeing you guys Dolled up |
| 04:45:30:27 | 04:45:40:25 | Dave [Xeros] | The exact same thing that I’m Experiencing And I’m just like Reaching behind my back Doing this over |
| 04:45:38:12 | 04:45:41:07 | Steve [Nortle] | Trying to grab your |
| 04:45:41:29 | 04:45:44:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Over and over And I’re just like |
| 04:45:45:18 | 04:45:49:20 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll lean over to Nade and be like He’s not with us |
| 04:45:46:25 | 04:46:35:25 | Brin [Basil] | And I |
| 04:45:50:17 | 04:45:52:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:45:52:18 | 04:45:54:01 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know who that is |
| 04:45:54:03 | 04:46:01:10 | Jesse [GM] | nade um nade recognizes you uh he knows that your eros |
| 04:46:02:16 | 04:46:05:12 | Jesse [GM] | and he kind of like |
| 04:46:03:11 | 04:46:03:20 | Dave [Xeros] | you do |
| 04:46:07:09 | 04:46:10:19 | Jesse [GM] | he’s like because you’re like black and gold essentially right |
| 04:46:11:22 | 04:46:13:29 | Jesse [GM] | and so Nade is like |
| 04:46:15:14 | 04:46:19:23 | Jesse [GM] | we could have helped because it helps so much this contrast |
| 04:46:19:23 | 04:46:31:17 | Jesse [GM] | do any of |
| 04:46:22:10 | 04:46:24:16 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s no contrast Look at me, I’m white |
| 04:46:25:26 | 04:46:27:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Look how white I am |
| 04:46:31:17 | 04:46:34:18 | Jesse [GM] | you know this poor unfortunate soul |
| 04:46:35:25 | 04:46:36:22 | Brin [Basil] | just hang my head. |
| 04:46:39:02 | 04:46:39:26 | Jesse [GM] | no |
| 04:46:41:08 | 04:46:42:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys, are you seeing this? |
| 04:46:42:16 | 04:46:49:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Hey Eros read these words Aloud Right there |
| 04:46:42:29 | 04:46:44:08 | Brin [Basil] | He’s |
| 04:46:51:04 | 04:46:53:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Let advice drive homeward. |
| 04:46:56:27 | 04:46:58:01 | Chris [TBD] | and wink |
| 04:46:58:09 | 04:46:59:12 | Jesse [GM] | Nade’s like |
| 04:47:00:22 | 04:47:01:16 | Jesse [GM] | where? |
| 04:47:02:19 | 04:47:03:05 | Jesse [GM] | alright |
| 04:47:04:05 | 04:47:04:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:47:05:07 | 04:47:07:08 | Chris [TBD] | they’re letting anyone in these days |
| 04:47:07:14 | 04:47:16:26 | Jesse [GM] | yeah uh so not day uh thanks to you for coming to the salon uh he is going to charge |
| 04:47:17:15 | 04:47:28:24 | Jesse [GM] | on your way in i think uh because you’re with the group uh nowadays it’s just kind of like almost like a car wash at this like you’re gonna walk through sort of like |
| 04:47:28:16 | 04:47:28:24 | Dave [Xeros] | door. |
| 04:47:28:24 | 04:47:34:09 | Jesse [GM] | you look through the door but like you’ll pass each of the cosmetologists right and they’ll all |
| 04:47:34:09 | 04:47:41:22 | Jesse [GM] | kind of do a quick you know whatever on you yeah um but they are going to nade is not a big fan |
| 04:47:35:19 | 04:47:38:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, like the fastest version possible |
| 04:47:41:22 | 04:47:48:05 | Jesse [GM] | of like the black and gold like it’s such a it’s much a cheap you know yeah like like |
| 04:47:45:16 | 04:47:49:07 | Steve [Nortle] | tawdry tawdsry |
| 04:47:46:17 | 04:47:48:25 | Chris [TBD] | Oh ho! Whoa! |
| 04:47:48:05 | 04:47:54:20 | Jesse [GM] | you know like like contrast is just such an easy style like anybody could yeah uh-huh yeah |
| 04:47:50:03 | 04:47:58:16 | Dave [Xeros] | can control that but that’s right oh yeah okay cliche maybe all right |
| 04:47:51:28 | 04:47:55:19 | Steve [Nortle] | so gauche cliche |
| 04:47:54:20 | 04:48:03:21 | Jesse [GM] | yeah uh yeah cliche so nade is like you know nade whispers to the other uh cosmetologist he’s |
| 04:47:58:23 | 04:48:01:28 | Chris [TBD] | Such a cliché… |
| 04:48:03:21 | 04:48:11:23 | Jesse [GM] | like you no this one really needs to choose a side it’s a contrast so so boring sold 2000 late |
| 04:48:11:23 | 04:48:22:16 | Jesse [GM] | really uh if evil chose the gold we could really exfoliate if they choose the black because it’s just deeper you know like You need to pick one side |
| 04:48:22:16 | 04:48:32:06 | Jesse [GM] | So they’re actually, they’re going To I’m gonna say They’re gonna cover up the gold They’re going to go with The dark broody |
| 04:48:28:06 | 04:48:29:27 | Dave [Xeros] | they’re going to try to cover up my |
| 04:48:32:26 | 04:48:38:20 | Jesse [GM] | Moody Eros and try And give you sort of this like Just deep broody feel |
| 04:48:40:09 | 04:48:42:08 | Jesse [GM] | Treatment Everything so |
| 04:48:42:14 | 04:48:46:09 | Chris [TBD] | It was Led Zeppelin, not Van Halen. Gosh dang it. Oh wow. |
| 04:48:48:22 | 04:48:49:23 | Jesse [GM] | Zed Lepland |
| 04:48:49:23 | 04:48:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | Zed Leflin. |
| 04:48:53:11 | 04:49:02:13 | Dave [Xeros] | as you guys are like covering up like my tattoos uh i will i would lie if you guys want to just put this very last piece make an |
| 04:49:02:13 | 04:49:14:08 | Dave [Xeros] | insight check as they’re covering them up all right |
| 04:49:07:05 | 04:49:11:00 | Chris [TBD] | Me? Ooh! Nat 20. |
| 04:49:13:13 | 04:49:14:17 | Chris [TBD] | Good thing to end on. |
| 04:49:14:09 | 04:49:16:11 | Jesse [GM] | TBD sees something |
| 04:49:19:17 | 04:49:25:29 | Steve [Nortle] | See something, say something. Do I just need to leave? |
| 04:49:19:25 | 04:49:21:11 | Chris [TBD] | What are we looking at? I don’t even know. |
| 04:49:21:00 | 04:49:23:14 | Jesse [GM] | do we get to know or is it just |
| 04:49:27:23 | 04:49:34:25 | Dave [Xeros] | so what you do notice is that as they’re covering it up uh you know right away um because i don’t even |
| 04:49:34:25 | 04:49:42:16 | Dave [Xeros] | but the tattoos i have are actually like wondrous items and this one that you see specifically the |
| 04:49:42:16 | 04:49:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | on my chest is the ghost step tattoo i’ve been attuned to it since chapter one but i don’T |
| 04:49:48:29 | 04:49:56:00 | Dave [Xeros] | know i haven’t so fyi he knows that i |
| 04:49:51:20 | 04:49:52:12 | Brin [Basil] | actually sweet |
| 04:49:53:03 | 04:49:59:13 | Jesse [GM] | so TBD knows that you have like the ghost step spell essentially or the ability |
| 04:50:00:06 | 04:50:08:21 | Chris [TBD] | So with my arcane ability, I’m able to discern that it’s a magical rune that’s been tattooed on your chest. |
| 04:50:08:04 | 04:50:17:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, and then you are seeing very simple. He knows exactly what it is, but you’re seeing something that you haven’t seen before. |
| 04:50:13:11 | 04:50:20:16 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve done a lot of travels, so I’m kind of… |
| 04:50:18:28 | 04:50:21:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Might be something there that wasn’t going to happen. |
| 04:50:22:22 | 04:50:24:05 | Steve [Nortle] | Do you want to get sued? |
| 04:50:25:15 | 04:50:33:25 | Jesse [GM] | the shinin um okay awesome so nadeh uh kind of looks around at the other cosmetologist |
| 04:50:26:18 | 04:50:27:20 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s the shinning! |
| 04:50:33:25 | 04:50:42:29 | Jesse [GM] | kind of gives him a look to indicate like a birth the other patron’s eyes distract them for a moment right so they kind of do the facial towels and everything you know hide away |
| 04:50:42:29 | 04:50:52:08 | Jesse [GM] | uh and he takes you to the back of the salon um and he sort of triggers this secret passageway |
| 04:50:52:08 | 04:51:03:28 | Jesse [GM] | in the door essentially taking you to like a speakeasy right this is all just a front so the the wall the wall opens up um and there’s just sort of like it |
| 04:50:57:22 | 04:50:59:16 | Dave [Xeros] | More drinks? More drinks?! |
| 04:51:03:28 | 04:51:12:00 | Jesse [GM] | looks like a closet it’s just kind of a pretty small tight space for the four especially since TBD is here um but puts |
| 04:51:12:00 | 04:51:20:02 | Jesse [GM] | you in you know uh opens the door and gives you all like one last week as you enter the back room |
| 04:51:20:02 | 04:51:29:01 | Jesse [GM] | closes at the door uh and you’re in this sort of 4x4 space suddenly uh it drops you hear |
| 04:51:32:09 | 04:51:33:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:51:36:08 | 04:51:38:04 | Jesse [GM] | it it’s pretty high speed you |
| 04:51:38:10 | 04:51:40:20 | Steve [Nortle] | Let’s all jump right before we get to the bottom. |
| 04:51:41:29 | 04:51:52:29 | Jesse [GM] | there’s no fire brigade if you get stuck in here you know and it secret so uh but yeah it’s kind of like rail screeching right there’s sparks kind of flying off of this thing it’s dark |
| 04:51:43:06 | 04:51:43:25 | Steve [Nortle] | [laughter] |
| 04:51:47:16 | 04:51:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | Very mechanical, very |
| 04:51:52:29 | 04:51:59:25 | Jesse [GM] | some like lights are flashing past yep um and you you don’t you know slam to the bottom but |
| 04:51:59:25 | 04:52:06:29 | Jesse [GM] | it’s kind of an abrupt halt like this thing is just like you know uh mechanically maybe a little |
| 04:52:06:29 | 04:52:13:10 | Jesse [GM] | questionable but it does the job so uh you reach sort of what appears to be the bottom floor |
| 04:52:13:10 | 04:52:21:16 | Jesse [GM] | You’re not sure how far down you’ve gone, but the door opens and you see a fully |
| 04:52:21:16 | 04:52:33:14 | Jesse [GM] | functioning sort of artificer’s workshop. Thank you. Yep. |
| 04:52:30:06 | 04:52:31:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Artificial workshop. |
| 04:52:33:29 | 04:52:43:26 | Jesse [GM] | So you have all of these potions and tinkerings and there’s library scrolls, right? There’s just all of this stuff down there. |
| 04:52:44:18 | 04:52:56:08 | Jesse [GM] | there’s several people down here on this bottom floor and in the middle of all of them across the room sitting at a table studying, looking at like various scrolls and tinkering with things |
| 04:52:52:16 | 04:53:04:10 | Chris [TBD] | pretty |
| 04:52:56:08 | 04:53:01:07 | Jesse [GM] | you recognize a gnome who you have not seen for some time |
| 04:53:03:25 | 04:53:06:13 | Brin [Basil] | Feels like a lot longer. |
| 04:53:04:10 | 04:53:04:18 | Chris [TBD] | much. |
| 04:53:04:14 | 04:53:06:23 | Jesse [GM] | what feels like |
| 04:53:05:27 | 04:53:08:05 | Chris [TBD] | what feels like a really long time |
| 04:53:08:03 | 04:53:09:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Long time. |
| 04:53:09:13 | 04:53:14:24 | Jesse [GM] | and there is Lashara sitting at the desk before you |
| 04:53:16:20 | 04:53:20:13 | Jesse [GM] | and that is probably where we should end. |
| 04:53:20:14 | 04:53:21:03 | Jesse [GM] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:20:19 | 04:53:21:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Dun-dun-daaaah! |
| 04:53:21:29 | 04:53:27:16 | Chris [TBD] | I think it is too how many |
| 04:53:22:10 | 04:53:25:15 | Brin [Basil] | I think this is the new record, don’t you think? |
| 04:53:24:10 | 04:53:26:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, we’re full circle. |
| 04:53:25:25 | 04:53:26:24 | Jesse [GM] | Ooh, yeah. |
| 04:53:27:09 | 04:53:27:23 | Steve [Nortle] | 135 |
| 04:53:27:25 | 04:53:30:11 | Jesse [GM] | Hey, it’s summer vacation, right? Woo-hoo! |
| 04:53:28:13 | 04:53:30:23 | Brin [Basil] | 135, that’s right! |
| 04:53:29:16 | 04:53:30:26 | Chris [TBD] | no but |
| 04:53:30:07 | 04:53:32:05 | Steve [Nortle] | We don’t have any viewers left, do we? |
| 04:53:32:00 | 04:53:32:18 | Jesse [GM] | Spring break! |
| 04:53:32:25 | 04:53:35:24 | Brin [Basil] | We sure do! We have five |
| 04:53:32:29 | 04:53:34:18 | Chris [TBD] | your wife is still watching |
| 04:53:35:08 | 04:53:37:02 | Steve [Nortle] | What? Go to bed! |
| 04:53:36:13 | 04:53:43:15 | Dave [Xeros] | five thanks for hanging on everyone we this is our first one we’re super excited |
| 04:53:36:21 | 04:53:58:22 | Brin [Basil] | And we’re |
| 04:53:36:24 | 04:53:38:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 04:53:38:03 | 04:53:40:08 | Chris [TBD] | thanks for hanging on everyone |
| 04:53:38:14 | 04:53:39:08 | Steve [Nortle] | My gosh! |
| 04:53:44:05 | 04:53:56:06 | Dave [Xeros] | well we’ll iron out the kinks and keep it moving kids on |
| 04:53:44:10 | 04:53:44:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 04:53:46:04 | 04:53:46:23 | Jesse [GM] | Yeah, good job. |
| 04:53:46:24 | 04:53:58:16 | Chris [TBD] | We’re streaming again next Friday, the 13th. A special one -shot where we’re going to do a horror one -hot based in The Kids on Bikes TTRPG |
| 04:53:56:06 | 04:54:02:28 | Dave [Xeros] | bikes super excited yep i i got my costume |
| 04:53:56:11 | 04:53:57:16 | Steve [Nortle] | Kids on, bud. |
| 04:53:58:22 | 04:53:59:16 | Brin [Basil] | dressing up |
| 04:54:00:06 | 04:54:01:25 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, yeah, ooh. |
| 04:54:00:10 | 04:54:05:01 | Chris [TBD] | And your daughter is still watching too. |
| 04:54:00:16 | 04:54:00:21 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah. |
| 04:54:06:21 | 04:54:07:15 | Chris [TBD] | Not bad. |
| 04:54:07:01 | 04:54:08:02 | Steve [Nortle] | Go to bed! |
| 04:54:08:29 | 04:54:12:24 | Chris [TBD] | Anyways, join us next Friday 13th 8 p.m. Mountain Time. |
| 04:54:13:14 | 04:54:15:15 | Steve [Nortle] | For reals this time it’ll be mountain time. |
| 04:54:15:15 | 04:54:17:04 | Chris [TBD] | We’ll be ready this time. |
| 04:54:16:16 | 04:54:19:08 | Brin [Basil] | It won’t, we won’t change it. |
| 04:54:17:24 | 04:54:21:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah bye |
| 04:54:19:02 | 04:54:22:06 | Jesse [GM] | Yep, thanks. Buh-bye. |
| 04:54:22:29 | 04:54:29:28 | Chris [TBD] | Please how do you end this thing? I don’t even know. Oh |
| 04:54:23:11 | 04:54:33:16 | Steve [Nortle] | We’ll just awkwardly stare until… It’s a staring contest. Who blinks first? Me or the TV? |
| 04:54:25:13 | 04:54:27:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Until I |
| 04:54:29:28 | 04:54:35:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, yeah did that like the newscasters dude good afternoon. Oh we’re off |
| 04:54:32:11 | 04:54:34:05 | Brin [Basil] | We’re not tired! |
| 04:54:35:22 | 04:54:37:11 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, I thought it was a choice. |
| 04:54:36:14 | 04:54:39:10 | Brin [Basil] | Looks great! |
| 04:54:37:09 | 04:54:45:07 | Chris [TBD] | It actually looks good I thought I mean |
| 04:54:37:11 | 04:54:38:14 | Jesse [GM] | Oh, my gosh. |
| 04:54:40:22 | 04:54:41:24 | Steve [Nortle] | Yeah, that’s… |
| 04:54:41:13 | 04:54:41:28 | Jesse [GM] | I feel like |
| 04:54:44:25 | 04:54:47:13 | Steve [Nortle] | Felt very mid-aughts. |
| 04:54:47:15 | 04:54:48:16 | Jesse [GM] | Don’t patronize me. |
| 04:54:49:08 | 04:54:53:21 | Brin [Basil] | Hey you only have one arm We’re trying to give you a fast |
| 04:54:52:00 | 04:54:54:09 | Chris [TBD] | No, we’re still here. We’re still live |
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