How to Get Swoll Like TBD

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4023 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:01:05	00:00:06:06	Chris [GM]	Welcome everybody! I’m so excited for a few reasons.
00:00:06:06	00:00:13:25	Chris [GM]	Number one, welcome to Battle of the Bands Session 9 probably hopefully
00:00:13:25	00:00:25:18	Chris [GM]	most definitely is the last session of the Battle of The Bands the big finale is here you guys have found yourself standing at the entryway not the entry way but into
00:00:25:18	00:00:33:17	Chris [GM]	the dark ways, you saw a memory flash in front of your eyes of TBD Wolf King.
00:00:33:26	00:00:41:11	Chris [GM]	And when vision faded there, you find Wolf King in your pathway dead asleep and that’s
00:00:41:11	00:00:46:26	Chris [GM]	what we’re going to pick up right where we left off any questions before we get started?
00:00:44:29	00:00:48:06	Brin [Basil]	Let’s do this.
00:00:46:10	00:00:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	we get stuck. No.
00:00:49:15	00:00:56:24	Steve [Nortle]	Just as a refresher, we have 5 of 6 scrolls and the scrolls are
00:00:56:24	00:01:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	not pointing toward him. Our Liahona scrolls. Liahoming.
00:01:06:26	00:01:12:09	Steve [Nortle]	I like how we have to iterate our puns.
00:01:08:01	00:01:09:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, that’s clever.
00:01:10:04	00:01:11:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like how we have
00:01:10:25	00:01:55:02	Brin [Basil]	we have to last time,
00:01:12:08	00:01:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. I’m totally fine with it.
00:01:12:09	00:01:21:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah well in the beauty of post -production means it sounds like we got off first drive.
00:01:13:10	00:01:16:07	Chris [GM]	It’s called ripping or riffing.
00:01:23:05	00:01:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	homing scrolls.
00:01:25:01	00:01:31:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that are sending which Falclaw is able to use.
00:01:31:00	00:01:39:01	Chris [GM]	correct so you have found five of the six TBD scrolls uh all of which have something to do
00:01:39:01	00:01:46:01	Chris [GM]	with the dream loop tvd has been leaving you breadcrumbs to follow as to how to break
00:01:46:01	00:01:54:22	Chris [GM]	and the answers are within the scrolls clearly uh last
00:01:54:08	00:01:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	Everything is computer.
00:01:54:22	00:02:00:26	Chris [GM]	time last time la donna gifted you guys some gifts. She gave
00:01:55:02	00:02:21:09	Brin [Basil]	last time it gets you guys, yeah, that’s
00:02:01:27	00:02:08:15	Chris [GM]	Jessie some bail stones to hand out for you guys, as well as a personalized song she wrote for Falclaw
00:02:10:05	00:02:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that song was awesome. We should listen to that the whole time actually
00:02:12:23	00:02:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure she wrote that for me.
00:02:15:12	00:02:19:18	Chris [GM]	Did you listen to it any more throughout the week? It’s actually a pretty good song. I kind of like it.
00:02:19:15	00:02:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah You did amazing It’s so good
00:02:22:24	00:02:24:13	Chris [GM]	It fits the need.
00:02:27:02	00:02:30:08	Chris [GM]	You… Let me look at my notes real quick. I should probably pull them up.
00:02:33:04	00:02:39:09	Chris [GM]	We had the momentum going. It died. Okay yeah so
00:02:39:12	00:02:46:19	Chris [GM]	You guys fast -tracked this dream group, and with the wonderful word
00:02:46:19	00:02:57:01	Chris [GM]	teamwork, you started off at Ticket Booth. Went to Another Man’s Treasure in the morning. You stopped Talon from getting harassed by two young tieflings.
00:02:57:09	00:02:59:07	Chris [GM]	Then you met Anne Biancey.
00:03:02:18	00:03:11:20	Chris [GM]	He helped stop paparazzi and got all the photos for her back. She’s having a concert a couple weeks from now. Or months from now, I said.
00:03:12:06	00:03:13:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s going to be the
00:03:15:15	00:03:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	The Meganackle and Idiots.
00:03:18:16	00:03:29:03	Chris [GM]	Then you went to the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Almost got your hand bit off but you saved it and we’ve got a piece of skull there then you went through the food court and fought the Soup Monster again
00:03:30:28	00:03:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	Define Wii.
00:03:33:04	00:03:34:16	Chris [GM]	one of you was missing
00:03:33:23	00:03:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	Dot, dot, dot.
00:03:36:25	00:03:42:00	Chris [GM]	because said person missing Basil got stuck in the mirror that was meant for Michael Jackson
00:03:43:25	00:03:49:01	Chris [GM]	But you, through your sheer willpower and rage, punched right out of there.
00:03:50:08	00:03:56:27	Chris [GM]	Normally not possible but your rage was definitely enough. I think it just took teasing from certain individuals.
00:03:50:26	00:03:51:24	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
00:03:57:12	00:04:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	Well I’m pretty sure Team Noros just kicked trash that entire time.
00:04:02:10	00:04:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	anything other than a 20? I mean honestly stick on the ground.
00:04:03:02	00:04:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	I know 20s just were abundant.
00:04:06:28	00:04:16:15	Chris [GM]	You found Jimmy Eccentrics again high on a bad trip And then you guys split up the party
00:04:12:19	00:04:14:06	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty sure Basil made out with him?
00:04:14:20	00:04:17:23	Brin [Basil]	Wait, I forgot about that.
00:04:15:16	00:04:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought you said
00:04:16:29	00:04:30:11	Chris [GM]	Probably not your
00:04:18:21	00:04:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	She kissed him and then was just like I’m not into this. And I’m still trying to figure out what happened With the kiss that just made it like yeah Nah
00:04:26:06	00:04:29:28	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, it turns out passed out men are not my type.
00:04:30:10	00:04:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	Tastes like an ashtray.
00:04:33:08	00:04:38:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it stopped when he put his hand on the back, right? He got a little handsy or something.
00:04:36:08	00:04:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	Or was it the church tongue?
00:04:37:26	00:04:46:27	Brin [Basil]	Yep. it was the hand on the back for sure well
00:04:40:14	00:04:42:01	Chris [GM]	Kind of a dead fish kiss.
00:04:46:16	00:04:57:20	Chris [GM]	Then you guys split your party up. You had two of you go to the Thirsty Maiden, The other two went through the Children’s Mud Wrestling Contest, successfully helped sell out all the inventory at the Thirsty Maiden.
00:04:46:23	00:04:47:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stop that!
00:04:57:26	00:04:59:19	Chris [GM]	Did a little reconnaissance he found.
00:04:59:23	00:05:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty sure there was a couple of 90s In their when we went to the mud yeah a number of them i’m pretty sure we like speed ran
00:05:02:11	00:05:03:22	Chris [GM]	Don’t forget the Nat 20s.
00:05:03:07	00:05:12:17	Steve [Nortle]	A number of them. I dare say a plenitude while they still were tripping
00:05:08:11	00:05:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	like all three things we needed to do yeah
00:05:11:24	00:05:13:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s not important.
00:05:14:16	00:05:16:05	Brin [Basil]	was rolling ones and twos
00:05:14:28	00:05:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The point is, we all accomplished what we needed to get done.
00:05:18:17	00:05:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	as he got spotted again and again in the forest.
00:05:24:09	00:05:35:29	Chris [GM]	sell all the inventory out at Thirsty Mating, did a little reconnaissance. You found where the missing honey elixirs had gone, but they were all, all gone. You did manage to find one.
00:05:36:22	00:05:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	was it the tent of tickleback that we found?
00:05:39:01	00:05:39:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:05:39:01	00:05:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:41:16	00:05:48:29	Chris [GM]	No, it wasn’t Tickleback’s tent. It was next to their tent. It was the tent that belonged to Gunses and Roses.
00:05:44:26	00:05:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
00:05:48:02	00:05:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	Roses and Gunsas.
00:05:50:17	00:05:52:00	Chris [GM]	You’re right, Roses and Gunses.
00:05:52:14	00:05:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	You want to get sued?
00:05:54:02	00:05:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	Do you want to get sponsored?
00:05:55:26	00:06:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure… I don’t think it matters. Axel Rose will sue anyone And you probably want to really stay away from anything to do with metal like this.
00:05:55:29	00:05:57:17	Chris [GM]	We’ll cut it all out.
00:06:02:16	00:06:04:09	Chris [GM]	Axe L Rose.
00:06:08:18	00:06:10:10	Chris [GM]	I figured it was Metallica
00:06:11:10	00:06:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	Mars Dolrich
00:06:13:15	00:06:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	That guy
00:06:13:29	00:06:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	He’ll come after us
00:06:18:12	00:06:30:10	Chris [GM]	Then Falclaw did some other reconnaissance He flew over the Darkwoods This kind of good influence He found the camp of Roses and Guns, but was unfortunately spotted.
00:06:30:25	00:06:35:24	Chris [GM]	And Slush Slasher took off after you. You had a nice little chase, which got away.
00:06:36:27	00:06:37:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Barely got away
00:06:37:26	00:06:42:24	Chris [GM]	And then you met back up with the group. You guys all headed together into the dark woods.
00:06:43:04	00:06:54:14	Chris [GM]	You triggered the echo of what happened the night previous before the loop began of TBD and Wolfgang
00:06:54:21	00:06:55:15	Brin [Basil]	be careful
00:06:56:09	00:06:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	totally shotgun that thing. Great.
00:07:00:16	00:07:01:12	Chris [GM]	And then
00:07:00:25	00:07:02:00	Steve [Nortle]	We got that on tape.
00:07:02:16	00:07:08:04	Chris [GM]	after the echo, you could see laying in your pathway a comatose
00:07:10:12	00:07:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Comatose
00:07:13:28	00:07:15:23	Steve [Nortle]	There we go.
00:07:15:26	00:07:25:22	Chris [GM]	body and as you came closer to it you discovered it was none other than Wolfgang and here we are You guys are now standing over Wolfgang
00:07:24:05	00:07:30:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I make an Arcana check? With these new die that I didn’t use last time
00:07:30:10	00:07:32:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, new die.
00:07:31:05	00:07:32:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Oh!
00:07:32:23	00:07:34:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t worry It’s a 15
00:07:36:02	00:07:37:23	Chris [GM]	The curse has been broken.
00:07:38:17	00:07:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yay oh it’s i oh uh i’ll go get it at intermission yeah okay
00:07:39:06	00:07:41:28	Brin [Basil]	The only problem is, where’s your guy’s turn?
00:07:42:23	00:07:43:26	Steve [Nortle]	Don, don
00:07:48:26	00:08:09:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do have that sorry I’m detecting
00:07:48:28	00:07:49:16	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
00:07:49:04	00:07:51:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m just kidding. That thing’s huge!
00:07:51:24	00:08:01:16	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, you rest your wings over this sleeping wolf king and gently, very gently sing it a lullaby And as you’re doing that
00:07:56:28	00:07:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	Laying on of wings
00:08:01:16	00:08:09:16	Chris [GM]	You’re actually just casting the spell for arcana check Whatever that spell is I know you’re not using a spell slot Just do an archive check, right?
00:08:11:04	00:08:21:03	Chris [GM]	You’re detecting that he’s definitely been put to sleep through magical means. He didn’t just roll up into a ball in the middle of a pathway or in the Middle of the Darkwoods Pulse.
00:08:21:18	00:08:31:08	Chris [GM]	He’s definitely asleep via some magical stuff. And this is pretty powerful magic too. It’s not your simple sleep spell.
00:08:29:02	00:08:33:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so if we so if he slapped him you probably wouldn’t wake up
00:08:34:15	00:08:38:15	Dave [Xeros]	You hit record, right? Okay, good. And it’s actively recording.
00:08:39:13	00:08:42:14	Chris [GM]	Did it not last time? Did it not last time?
00:08:40:17	00:08:41:07	Dave [Xeros]	Huh?
00:08:42:29	00:08:49:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just double-checking. Like, we were going to set out like a schedule for us
00:08:51:25	00:08:52:08	Chris [GM]	It’s a ritual.
00:08:53:18	00:08:53:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:08:55:15	00:08:55:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:08:56:01	00:09:02:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay uh okay um yeah he’s uh he’s under some kind of a sleep spell
00:09:04:14	00:09:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do we want to wake him up looking at you nortle i don’t know why but
00:09:08:13	00:09:09:23	Brin [Basil]	What if…
00:09:09:01	00:09:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	know maybe we should just like hey i’m just gonna check him can I check his pockets and I check what he has on them all right and you’re just
00:09:14:03	00:09:14:18	Chris [GM]	Absolutely.
00:09:14:13	00:09:24:23	Brin [Basil]	And can i take out my katana and cut his necklace off? Oh okay all right I’ll wait for a second
00:09:24:04	00:09:25:14	Chris [GM]	You’re talking about the dream catcher?
00:09:24:28	00:09:36:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah I’m about to I got my sword right there and arrow stopped me yeah so
00:09:25:24	00:09:27:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s what i was wondering if he still has it on
00:09:36:08	00:09:38:16	Brin [Basil]	I’ll wait for a second before
00:09:39:23	00:09:47:28	Dave [Xeros]	performance slide of hand yeah well i just want to see if he smiles when i do this uh yeah
00:09:40:08	00:09:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	If you’re going through his pockets
00:09:55:17	00:09:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	100 % of that 20
00:09:58:09	00:10:19:21	Brin [Basil]	will run out! Do
00:09:59:03	00:10:01:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just start off wrong
00:09:59:17	00:10:01:14	Chris [GM]	Starting off strong.
00:10:00:11	00:10:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t think you understand like i’m just gonna roll here and just keep on rolling with it by the way go ahead no uh sorry uh next week
00:10:07:03	00:10:08:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Go ahead. No, please.
00:10:10:11	00:10:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	i will have my full slot machine here so everyone can come and put a quarter in
00:10:14:22	00:10:14:29	Chris [GM]	Nice.
00:10:17:11	00:10:18:03	Chris [GM]	Love it.
00:10:19:21	00:10:31:15	Brin [Basil]	it win stuff? Where
00:10:20:01	00:10:24:10	Chris [GM]	So with a nat 20, you reach deep into his pockets.
00:10:23:25	00:10:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah.
00:10:25:24	00:10:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	Did anything happen? Like did he smile?
00:10:27:19	00:10:30:08	Chris [GM]	Well, thankfully he’s very sleepy and so –
00:10:28:25	00:10:32:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s what this one determines not what he finds but the depth
00:10:31:15	00:10:32:27	Brin [Basil]	did this roll of…
00:10:32:28	00:10:33:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, exactly.
00:10:32:29	00:10:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:10:34:07	00:10:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like my hands popping out the bottom of his pants.
00:10:35:24	00:10:57:27	Steve [Nortle]	the 20 is in centimeters it’s dream
00:10:36:14	00:10:37:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:10:36:15	00:10:39:11	Chris [GM]	A big hole. You discover a big hole in his pocket.
00:10:38:29	00:10:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	He has the same thing with a Joey pocket that I have in it. My hand goes in and then pops out the other pockets.
00:10:45:11	00:10:48:03	Chris [GM]	You find 500 gold pieces.
00:10:49:07	00:10:56:11	Chris [GM]	This guy is strapping cash seriously. Unfortunately for you, it’s like we even care less about that kind of much money.
00:10:50:07	00:10:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	Sweet.
00:10:52:20	00:10:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	What else is he strapped with?
00:10:56:22	00:10:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	But all at it It’s fine.
00:11:02:04	00:11:08:13	Chris [GM]	three backstage VIP passes to the Battle of Vance Just three? Yep.
00:11:04:25	00:11:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, just three?
00:11:10:09	00:11:11:21	Steve [Nortle]	count higher than that my friend
00:11:12:26	00:11:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to think… Is this going to be one of those weird games where I have to choose which of my friends take backstage with me?
00:11:18:10	00:11:33:18	Brin [Basil]	I’ve already been left behind one time it’s
00:11:19:01	00:11:30:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what you I got it.
00:11:21:03	00:11:27:14	Chris [GM]	Falclaw and Basil together, Basil will try to cough his head so Nortle has to stay but then it’s a riddle right?
00:11:30:10	00:11:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	Rock, paper, scissors.
00:11:30:26	00:11:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I appreciated it. The fox, yeah, yeah.
00:11:31:27	00:11:33:25	Chris [GM]	The chicken, the fox, and the corn
00:11:33:01	00:11:34:07	Steve [Nortle]	and the corn
00:11:35:28	00:11:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll have this discussion later.
00:11:38:07	00:11:42:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah just three backstage passes And then I mean we probably should get four
00:11:43:18	00:11:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	Here’s a net 20. Yeah.
00:11:48:03	00:11:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have to choose. I don’ have to like choose to leave Basil out.
00:11:53:25	00:12:05:25	Brin [Basil]	it’s all right is everyone
00:11:54:08	00:11:56:01	Chris [GM]	He had already He had always He had only chosen
00:11:56:09	00:11:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:11:57:21	00:12:04:15	Chris [GM]	Anyways That’s what you find in that pocket Yeah And then You said That you wanted to cut off The dream catcher That was around his neck
00:12:05:25	00:12:06:11	Brin [Basil]	cool with that
00:12:06:02	00:12:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can we, like, detect magic on it first? Like I just – what I’m worried about is if we do it and he wakes up then, like his, like chaos might ensue.
00:12:11:08	00:13:03:15	Brin [Basil]	something’s bad it’s gonna happen. Hey
00:12:15:02	00:12:20:15	Chris [GM]	I’ll save you the trouble. There’s no way to tell if this thing is the thing that’s causing him to be a sleeper time.
00:12:20:14	00:12:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay can I tie him up first?
00:12:23:19	00:12:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay I got some rope does anyone else have any rope? Okay all right um I’m gonna just uh you know tie him upp yeah he’s like you know
00:12:25:04	00:12:26:15	Chris [GM]	In your adventuring bag?
00:12:30:17	00:12:34:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah good so you’ve secured him up he’s tied around I’m assuming you’re going to tie him like to a tree or something like that.
00:12:34:21	00:12:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah so he can’t move um And then I’m just gonna be like whispering things in his ear
00:12:41:14	00:12:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	now you’re gonna whisper hey fowlclaw what do those letters stand for
00:12:42:21	00:12:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s very BDSM.
00:12:51:11	00:12:55:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to try… I’m gonna whisper in his other ear
00:12:51:18	00:12:52:15	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know.
00:12:51:25	00:12:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:55:11	00:12:56:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:55:11	00:12:56:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:12:56:04	00:13:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to start preaching a little bit telling him about
00:12:59:06	00:13:00:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:03:15	00:13:05:16	Brin [Basil]	guys, I think I found a roll of quarters!
00:13:05:20	00:13:39:27	Brin [Basil]	Zap! Oh…I
00:13:08:04	00:13:13:18	Chris [GM]	begins to twitch a little bit You can’t tell if it’s a smile, you can’t tell if there’s a frown. It’s just something’s happening
00:13:13:02	00:13:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This happens frequently with new converts
00:13:17:19	00:13:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
00:13:19:11	00:13:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m looking for something that says daddy loves leather.
00:13:24:10	00:13:26:14	Chris [GM]	Looking for the magic
00:13:26:08	00:13:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	I am looking for the magic.
00:13:28:23	00:13:36:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of think we should take the necklace, but cut it
00:13:32:11	00:13:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	Now he’s tied up. I’m fine with that. If you want to get ready to chop his head off, if you want a pre-roll and find out if you get a nat 20
00:13:32:13	00:13:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	off
00:13:39:27	00:13:42:09	Brin [Basil]	accidentally cut his neck instead.
00:13:49:18	00:13:49:29	Brin [Basil]	was bad.
00:13:50:02	00:13:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. No
00:13:51:29	00:13:55:19	Brin [Basil]	I rolled, um, a six.
00:13:56:18	00:14:06:11	Chris [GM]	You pull your sword back as if to come down and slice skillfully. You’re just going for the necklace I know you weren’t gonna try to chop its head off
00:14:09:09	00:14:09:21	Chris [GM]	Necklace
00:14:11:11	00:14:19:29	Chris [GM]	And the moment you do that, The dream catcher begins to rise and starts to glow with a purple-ish black-ish haze.
00:14:13:20	00:14:14:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay?
00:14:19:10	00:14:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	told you
00:14:20:22	00:14:27:14	Chris [GM]	It produces out of mist that starts to completely cover Wolfgang.
00:14:29:03	00:14:38:04	Chris [GM]	And the ropes around Wolfgang burst snap open and you see the figure of Wolfgang just flying up into the forest trees
00:14:41:01	00:14:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	right yep uh eight and 60.
00:14:43:02	00:14:49:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I’m going to see at least where he’s going. I’m going to peek up above the trees and which direction is he headed
00:14:49:01	00:14:56:18	Chris [GM]	He’s heading right to the direction where you already reconnaissanced The camp of Roses and Guns.
00:14:56:28	00:15:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	good word man good job he reconnaissanced it yeah
00:14:58:16	00:15:00:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Recon reconnaissance
00:15:02:22	00:15:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, the reconnaissance Yeah The reconnaissance fair It’s coming back to town
00:15:04:18	00:15:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	renaissance of reconnoitering.
00:15:08:06	00:15:09:04	Chris [GM]	The reconnaissance
00:15:08:08	00:15:17:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s got the sonar, it’ve got listening devices.
00:15:10:17	00:15:12:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:15:11:16	00:15:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:15:13:02	00:15:14:19	Chris [GM]	You gonna dress up for that?
00:15:21:25	00:15:22:24	Chris [GM]	From the classics
00:15:21:29	00:15:24:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So good Okay
00:15:24:06	00:15:25:27	Chris [GM]	Spy Kids for the kids
00:15:30:09	00:15:35:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s there he’s going, he’s headed towards Guns’ and Roses camp.
00:15:39:20	00:15:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and Guns is camp.
00:15:43:25	00:15:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:15:44:29	00:15:46:20	Chris [GM]	way too confusing to say
00:15:47:05	00:15:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	just get roses just you know think think like you know instead of the bad thing first
00:15:56:11	00:15:58:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s a good mnemonic device for remembering
00:16:00:03	00:16:00:14	Chris [GM]	even more
00:16:03:20	00:16:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could be different for you though than it would be for me It’s subjective Okay
00:16:09:15	00:16:20:14	Chris [GM]	so it is now 5pm you guys are now standing by yourselves in the middle of the dark woods the dark wood are getting kind of creepier a little darker
00:16:19:06	00:16:21:28	Dave [Xeros]	getting darker what time
00:16:21:09	00:16:23:01	Steve [Nortle]	the odds? I can calculate
00:16:24:14	00:16:25:21	Chris [GM]	530ish p.m
00:16:27:16	00:16:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah,
00:16:29:01	00:16:37:07	Brin [Basil]	It’s the, this is the forest man. The sun, the sun sets at 5 .30 minutes.
00:16:29:26	00:16:32:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep This is the dark forest
00:16:42:02	00:16:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	you did okay just go away all right good
00:16:46:19	00:16:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah you didn’t see that and it was actually like in the area where you can’t really see what is it like the blind spot
00:16:47:11	00:16:48:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:16:52:02	00:16:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we get one more camera underneath the table it just shows us
00:16:55:17	00:17:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	the camera blind spot I have something mounted right there for The next one is right there.
00:16:58:09	00:17:06:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh no! No more!
00:16:58:21	00:17:00:01	Steve [Nortle]	for the hand
00:17:00:29	00:17:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:17:04:13	00:17:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	the above head shot.
00:17:06:07	00:17:22:11	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s right
00:17:07:13	00:17:08:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:17:08:12	00:17:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I was going to… I don’t know what else you want me to say. I just wanted to know maybe we should head over to Roses and Guns’ camp because we do need
00:17:18:19	00:17:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	our last scroll or our last TBD scroll.
00:17:24:00	00:17:27:18	Steve [Nortle]	want to lead us and guide us and fly in front of
00:17:24:25	00:17:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but he was following the Dreamweaver.
00:17:28:10	00:17:36:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know where it’s at um these is your uh your orb thing still there we know what they’re doing we should probably
00:17:36:12	00:17:51:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plan like a little sneak attack okay no
00:17:39:05	00:17:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m looking at my orb.
00:17:41:14	00:17:42:11	Chris [GM]	Look at him, look at him!
00:17:46:20	00:17:56:18	Brin [Basil]	the necklace guys no one told me not to we should have killed
00:17:49:17	00:17:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not like anyone told you not to do it, so…
00:17:53:22	00:17:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	I was thinking about my
00:17:59:12	00:18:02:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if we could have got them And I think that was the right thing to do.
00:18:03:04	00:18:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	Sure it was.
00:18:05:07	00:18:07:05	Chris [GM]	Can you guys hear this?
00:18:09:25	00:18:14:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I hear cheering, really.
00:18:11:21	00:18:15:25	Brin [Basil]	hear a little bit of this or something eerie
00:18:16:25	00:18:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	down there somewhere.
00:18:17:24	00:18:22:08	Chris [GM]	Cool, all right. I forgot to start playing this. This is the dark world team.
00:18:25:08	00:18:26:12	Steve [Nortle]	at the mega knuckle
00:18:25:21	00:18:28:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like I can barely hear it. I don’t quite hear cheering.
00:18:27:10	00:18:33:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I need to turn down the crowd simulation. Or I should just turn my own… Oh, I know why!
00:18:30:25	00:18:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	Ambiencés
00:18:36:09	00:18:37:06	Chris [GM]	Sorry, time out?
00:18:44:01	00:18:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	sing?
00:18:46:14	00:18:47:10	Chris [GM]	Do you…
00:18:46:20	00:18:48:02	Dave [Xeros]	is it Angry Men?
00:18:49:27	00:18:51:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Slightly irritated man.
00:18:50:25	00:18:51:24	Steve [Nortle]	The mildly
00:18:52:02	00:18:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	The Irritated Men
00:18:52:05	00:18:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:56:07	00:19:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	Les Miserables, it’s Les Mildly Inconvenient.
00:18:57:11	00:18:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s
00:18:59:29	00:19:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	Miso Manos Miserab.
00:19:03:13	00:19:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	The Moro Asp. I like how it’s both Portuguese and French.
00:19:04:11	00:19:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	More or less.
00:19:07:13	00:19:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:19:09:11	00:19:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	This is a little trilingual trifecta.
00:19:11:04	00:19:14:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I only know Portuguese. I’m sorry.
00:19:15:19	00:19:17:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It worked. We knew what you meant.
00:19:19:23	00:19:24:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, what are you guys going to do? Go back to the fairgrounds, going to go
00:19:21:11	00:19:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, I am going to… No, I’m gonna take a peeky at my orb that’s still floating next to Axel Rose
00:19:24:13	00:19:25:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s going to…
00:19:31:15	00:19:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	Ax-L
00:19:35:01	00:19:37:07	Chris [GM]	Axel dot rose
00:19:38:19	00:19:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	R-O-W-S Okay, yeah. All right. Axel Rose.
00:19:39:19	00:19:40:26	Chris [GM]	on a WS
00:19:44:28	00:19:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to see what’s going on. Are they playing blackjack or are they just like eight hours?
00:19:48:17	00:20:00:02	Chris [GM]	So remind me didn’t that spell have a limitation of an hour or something like that? Okay so you’re still well within their time Yeah you peek through there
00:19:54:07	00:19:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like eight hours.
00:20:00:02	00:20:04:08	Chris [GM]	and you see The Now Awake
00:20:04:17	00:20:12:12	Chris [GM]	quote -unquote wolfgang and he’s talking to the entire group of uh roses and guns okay
00:20:12:10	00:20:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	Wolfgang is talking to Roses and Gunsars. And I can hear what they’re saying.
00:20:17:18	00:20:24:29	Chris [GM]	what they’re saying that is is uh okay all
00:20:19:25	00:20:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:20:16	00:20:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	And that is… I want you to have a conversation.
00:20:23:16	00:20:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	DM extraordinaire!
00:20:26:23	00:20:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	Schizophrenic… Go.
00:20:28:06	00:20:35:06	Chris [GM]	i want you this is wolf game talking to roses and genses yeah
00:20:28:15	00:20:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m gonna telepath this to you guys. I want you
00:20:36:13	00:20:48:01	Chris [GM]	you to stop these group of ruffians who are following me following me around causing so much trouble in my battle with the fans i know they’re the ones behind all
00:20:48:01	00:20:58:10	Chris [GM]	this you stop them you have yourselves a deal a spot on my record label and top billing in all the concerts of the area. Plus,
00:20:59:04	00:21:02:22	Chris [GM]	to sweeten the deal, you’ll be the winners of The Battle of the Bands.
00:21:04:06	00:21:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	see this is what’s wrong with the world it’s like, you know it’s not a meritocracy anymore it’s really more about whose palms you can grease or how you’ve greased your own palm
00:21:14:24	00:21:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah The Golden Handy I’m not okay with this
00:21:18:03	00:21:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Forgot about that.
00:21:21:08	00:21:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	How? How did you forget about the Golden Handy
00:21:23:19	00:21:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, I still don’t know what it means but
00:21:26:17	00:21:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:28:01	00:21:29:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I need to either though
00:21:31:15	00:21:37:24	Chris [GM]	all depends on who you’re asking. It’s like the phrase hot and bothered. It could mean what it’s supposed to mean
00:21:32:19	00:21:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right
00:21:36:09	00:21:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:21:37:23	00:21:38:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:39:06	00:21:43:18	Chris [GM]	they’re irritated or you’ve got their urban dictionary definition anyways
00:21:45:09	00:21:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	we’re getting we’re get in the Golden handy
00:21:45:13	00:21:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, man.
00:21:48:04	00:21:51:13	Chris [GM]	UC Wolfgang making a deal with Roses & Guns
00:21:51:25	00:21:52:15	Dave [Xeros]	a golden handy
00:21:52:05	00:21:54:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It sounds like
00:21:54:05	00:21:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	A golden handy is happening.
00:21:56:11	00:21:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And
00:21:57:24	00:21:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	And they really seem to like it.
00:21:58:15	00:22:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, and they’re kind of after us. They know we’re coming?
00:22:05:12	00:22:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah they’re gonna
00:22:07:11	00:22:08:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:22:10:17	00:22:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	Uh
00:22:11:08	00:22:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What should we do?
00:22:12:26	00:22:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	Well I mean They know we’re here We might as well just meet them in open battle And um I got two golden handies as well So let’s see what I can do
00:22:22:25	00:22:24:25	Brin [Basil]	How far away are we from this tent?
00:22:24:29	00:22:25:11	Chris [GM]	The time
00:22:26:21	00:22:27:16	Brin [Basil]	from the tent are we
00:22:27:10	00:22:38:10	Chris [GM]	I would say you are A good quarter of a mile I mean, you’re far enough where It’s going to take like five minutes or so To get there
00:22:38:10	00:22:46:19	Chris [GM]	I would imagine Wolfgang has Told them
00:22:38:22	00:22:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	coming after us Meet him at midway point
00:22:45:25	00:22:47:10	Steve [Nortle]	the different parts to a clearing
00:22:50:28	00:22:54:29	Chris [GM]	I imagine that at that point They’re going to be setting up camp
00:22:56:16	00:22:58:25	Chris [GM]	Getting ready for you guys To come today Probably
00:22:59:06	00:23:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	Well, with my orb I know whatever traps the setting for us.
00:23:04:14	00:23:06:11	Chris [GM]	You do, and I will give you advantage on that.
00:23:09:14	00:23:10:10	Brin [Basil]	their tent off fire
00:23:12:22	00:23:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s find out what they’re doing first
00:23:15:24	00:23:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	Do you think we could do Maneuver F6 now?
00:23:20:16	00:23:22:11	Chris [GM]	What is Maneuver F6?
00:23:25:05	00:23:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	it’s kind of like the binding and the torture thing again It wasn’t? Isn’t that what you guys did last time?
00:23:29:03	00:23:36:24	Steve [Nortle]	No, well not quite. I think Chris actually was zoned out during that part so I don’t think he heard it.
00:23:31:00	00:23:31:22	Brin [Basil]	quite
00:23:31:22	00:23:44:27	Brin [Basil]	not quite. Yeah
00:23:36:16	00:23:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, I think because we didn’t quite make it there. That was the problem.
00:23:39:10	00:23:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so that’s what we want to do It was right at the very end
00:23:42:12	00:23:42:20	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
00:23:44:02	00:23:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they did it last time. I don’t think you were listening.
00:23:47:11	00:23:52:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like Nortle went in and he was tied and he’s like help me with that one.
00:23:53:11	00:23:56:07	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t remember what the number is Which number is it?
00:23:56:06	00:24:00:18	Dave [Xeros]	It was funny because then you pivoted right to Wolfgang and you come into the clearing and see a wolf gang there
00:24:03:05	00:24:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	but Nortel had literally done this whole thing where they’d gone into the Clearing where i what dude oh
00:24:07:26	00:24:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s on tape.
00:24:09:06	00:24:17:13	Brin [Basil]	E7, E7A it’s
00:24:09:15	00:24:14:01	Chris [GM]	No, no, I believe… I’m legitly asking. I don’t remember any of this.
00:24:10:20	00:24:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	E7.
00:24:13:16	00:24:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. It’s E7a that we want to do which we haven’t done before but Basil and I have this figured out.
00:24:17:13	00:24:25:03	Brin [Basil]	official written yeah
00:24:19:21	00:24:20:20	Chris [GM]	Okay, but hold on a sec.
00:24:23:16	00:24:28:26	Chris [GM]	You were going to do this and then I interrupted with the whole wolf campaign because I was trying to end the session.
00:24:27:11	00:24:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah right well so were we
00:24:31:02	00:24:31:25	Chris [GM]	1230, yeah.
00:24:33:23	00:24:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	we can just cut that part out so this whole conversation yeah exactly
00:24:37:01	00:24:38:22	Chris [GM]	this whole conversation. Right, exactly.
00:24:38:08	00:24:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	but we’re leaving all the golden handy stuff in no
00:24:43:08	00:24:44:07	Chris [GM]	Okay, you’re gonna
00:24:43:25	00:24:44:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:43:29	00:24:49:25	Dave [Xeros]	yep okay is is that what ef6 is the golden handy
00:24:50:27	00:25:00:16	Brin [Basil]	no it’s way worse than that golden
00:24:54:24	00:24:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	now about to
00:24:55:04	00:24:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the golden 50.
00:24:57:20	00:25:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	and no no the idea is once once we get close enough to roses and gunses that’s when we want
00:24:57:21	00:25:00:25	Chris [GM]	So far I know you guys just standing right where you found Wolfgang.
00:25:00:16	00:25:04:18	Brin [Basil]	incest I’m sorry
00:25:04:23	00:25:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	The Golden Glory Hole?
00:25:09:27	00:25:12:00	Chris [GM]	That’s when you get a trigger whatever is about to happen.
00:25:12:09	00:25:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	You tell me to stop?
00:25:13:28	00:25:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to double check the scroll. I just want to make sure that the arrow is still in fact pointing to their camp if the scroll is with them and that they didn’t… okay, all right great
00:25:21:04	00:25:22:17	Chris [GM]	Yes. Yeah, it’s with him.
00:25:25:10	00:25:30:22	Chris [GM]	So I’m going to say you guys were on your way there then and before you jump in I’ll kind of set the stage.
00:25:34:06	00:25:37:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	should i fly overhead and swoop in once you make the attack
00:25:36:05	00:25:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s going to be the nozzle. Is that what it is? Nozzle? Team Nozzle now? Norzol?
00:25:45:14	00:25:50:14	Steve [Nortle]	bastel
00:25:45:28	00:25:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	Nozzle. We’re going with nozzles. We’re coming with
00:25:47:18	00:25:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	portal
00:25:54:20	00:25:59:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Absolutely. Yep.
00:25:57:00	00:25:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	Team Phallos! Alright.
00:26:00:09	00:26:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Your expression just discovered gold Oh my
00:26:05:01	00:26:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I discovered Phallos which sounds a lot like phal-is. And so I’m like
00:26:10:13	00:26:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we already we already figured that one out
00:26:11:22	00:26:16:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh
00:26:12:23	00:26:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	we’re the golden phallos now
00:26:16:25	00:26:28:08	Chris [GM]	Okay. So as you come up to the camp, we’ll say this little thing right here is the camp. Um, do you have? See I think you do.
00:26:31:06	00:26:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	You quite literally using all of my old characters I love it It is, it totally is Got like Calvin
00:26:37:26	00:26:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a nostalgic trip just for you exclusively yuki oh
00:26:42:11	00:26:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	you got Lib and you got Akish And you got this guy. I forgot his name.
00:26:51:05	00:26:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	well in in this area fire
00:26:52:08	00:26:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s, he’s a fire genasi.
00:26:52:14	00:26:56:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He kind of has the hair oh it’s fire Oh, okay.
00:26:54:18	00:26:56:05	Brin [Basil]	Again, you’re going to get us sued.
00:26:58:07	00:27:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	uh has fire genastis have unusual properties in this area gee yeah yeah dream logic yep
00:27:01:01	00:27:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they do. Yeah, like just elementals in general have unusual properties here. We’re in the dream world. It’s okay.
00:27:08:19	00:27:17:09	Chris [GM]	So you guys come along this pathway here and before I’m going to say you’re here behind the trees if you want to get your little minis
00:27:20:08	00:27:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	Here, mini me please. Thank you.
00:27:26:01	00:27:33:03	Chris [GM]	okay and you’re peeking around the trees and you see just with your normal vision and everything. You see
00:27:34:04	00:27:42:29	Chris [GM]	the one that’s got the fiery head it’s not really on fire but minis have got a fiery head That would be Slush Slasher
00:27:44:04	00:27:47:02	Chris [GM]	And then standing next to him is another one of the bandmates
00:27:50:29	00:27:52:01	Chris [GM]	Itzy Straddle
00:27:53:00	00:27:54:01	Dave [Xeros]	Where is XL Rose?
00:27:54:09	00:27:55:16	Chris [GM]	They’re not visible
00:27:56:02	00:28:01:06	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I can see him. Because the orb is… Yeah.
00:27:58:03	00:28:06:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, is he the one you were scrying? Okay, yeah. So Axel Rose is like between these trees kind of hiding behind them.
00:28:07:01	00:28:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re missing out on what? Is it a five-member band? Okay. All right. Well, we know where three of them are.
00:28:15:03	00:28:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	And then traps. I think they said traps. Did they set traps?
00:28:19:08	00:28:24:19	Chris [GM]	set traps yep and you know where one of them is because it’s the
00:28:20:08	00:28:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:28:24:19	00:28:32:10	Chris [GM]	one that Axel is currently setting up right now it’s right there below the tree sure
00:28:28:05	00:28:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	All right, and should we… Does anyone have good perception skills?
00:28:30:28	00:28:55:18	Brin [Basil]	Smarties? I’m
00:28:32:21	00:28:34:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s the first thing I thought of too
00:28:37:19	00:28:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	can we look at like do a little bit of perception check to find out if you can find the other stuff or investigation which one is better okay
00:28:44:18	00:28:49:03	Chris [GM]	uh we would be a well since you are actively looking for traps it’ll be an investigation
00:28:49:20	00:28:53:22	Dave [Xeros]	let’s investigate does anyone want to help? You got good investigations?
00:28:54:05	00:28:54:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
00:28:58:14	00:29:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not bad what are you all right it’s me and you as opposed to our investigation as a group is not stellar oh yeah that was
00:29:12:01	00:29:20:28	Chris [GM]	you notice there is some dirt over here
00:29:12:10	00:29:13:27	Brin [Basil]	So i’m gonna switch out this die
00:29:12:29	00:29:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Consistency.
00:29:20:28	00:29:30:15	Chris [GM]	that has sort of been tousled around and drugged around a bit definitely see the best trap what looks like could possibly be a
00:29:23:28	00:29:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so in that one war
00:29:31:25	00:29:37:25	Steve [Nortle]	okay um so i have a really bad glare so it’s kind of hard for me to tell but
00:29:37:25	00:29:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	are the map is representing what we what we can see and so we’re in the trees he’s in the
00:29:42:28	00:29:47:23	Chris [GM]	yes so there’s logs down there’s trees yep you guys are hiding behind the
00:29:45:16	00:30:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	trees kind of like the path that’s a pathway it’s
00:29:53:04	00:30:01:01	Chris [GM]	through here and through there Yep. Is it that path for you? Oh yeah I can see your glare
00:29:53:20	00:29:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t follow any pathways guys
00:29:56:26	00:29:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	Just FYI
00:30:02:03	00:30:05:28	Steve [Nortle]	also just everything is so green there’s like low contrast yeah
00:30:03:00	00:30:07:29	Chris [GM]	You could look up there on the screen. It’s reversed for you there but
00:30:08:10	00:30:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s going to come along too though
00:30:13:03	00:30:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How heavy are you? Can I carry you if we fly?
00:30:17:27	00:30:25:21	Dave [Xeros]	To You don’t ask a person that looks like me How heavy they are I know I’ve gained a little traveling weight
00:30:25:20	00:30:27:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s not you, it’s your pockets.
00:30:29:12	00:30:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	i was talking about i just i just grabbed i just gained another 500 i didn’t just gain
00:30:29:22	00:30:31:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’ve got a lot of stuff in there.
00:30:34:21	00:30:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	another 500 gold did they see it though yeah i just kind of like went from pocket to pocket
00:30:35:06	00:30:36:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:36:05	00:30:37:08	Chris [GM]	You totally did
00:30:37:24	00:30:43:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh, they have to be back on the desk.
00:30:38:14	00:30:40:24	Chris [GM]	Oh they don’t know that you did. Ah yeah yeah
00:30:42:14	00:30:44:20	Chris [GM]	Cat’s out of the bag now You just said it out loud
00:30:43:18	00:30:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	damn it uh yes you can carry me like everything that’s in my pockets actually extra dimensional
00:30:44:12	00:30:45:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pocket to pocket
00:30:45:29	00:30:46:25	Chris [GM]	In character
00:30:55:16	00:31:06:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	great um i think i think we should fly over maybe behind these guys and split up and we can attack and pinch him in the middle.
00:31:07:07	00:31:08:14	Chris [GM]	require a stealth check for that.
00:31:08:06	00:31:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	All right, so let’s not worry about Axel Rose right now. X-X-L-Rose, R-O-W-E-S because I can always see him.
00:31:19:05	00:31:29:06	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s figure out where everyone else is at, get rid of them, and then we’ll hold him hostage or kill him.
00:31:29:09	00:31:37:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I see which is a person carrying this scroll? Does the arrow tell me who has it at this point? Like am I close enough or something?
00:31:37:10	00:31:43:05	Chris [GM]	in the direction of the scrolls. Yes, it will tell you if someone has it or if it’s stowed away
00:31:42:23	00:31:45:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I can’t see yet necessarily
00:31:45:13	00:31:46:21	Chris [GM]	Oh, I totally forgot guys.
00:31:53:01	00:31:53:16	Chris [GM]	Remember
00:31:56:05	00:31:56:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who’s that?
00:31:56:20	00:32:01:27	Chris [GM]	when you originally scryed, you saw that roses and guns
00:32:02:05	00:32:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not scrying
00:32:06:27	00:32:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	on my face.
00:32:09:01	00:32:18:25	Chris [GM]	You saw that they had a half-orc, large female half-orc tied up. And that large female have orc is still tied up next to the fire.
00:32:19:11	00:32:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	When you get to her, just make sure you ask her what they’ve been doing to her first.
00:32:25:11	00:32:26:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I shall.
00:32:28:09	00:32:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Okay, because
00:32:28:10	00:32:31:21	Brin [Basil]	Hopefully, hopefully it doesn’t begin with the word golden.
00:32:31:21	00:32:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	blow our cover, we’re gonna hide.
00:32:34:25	00:32:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, do you want us to do our maneuver first?
00:32:37:19	00:32:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, well we’re going maneuver up and stealthily out of the way. You guys can then do your maneuver and then we will come in or we will just bolt
00:32:41:14	00:32:42:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ll stealth the new maneuver.
00:32:46:29	00:32:47:15	Steve [Nortle]	Wait.
00:32:48:01	00:32:53:08	Chris [GM]	Okay so you guys go ahead and do your little stealth maneuver here I think
00:32:49:22	00:32:57:24	Dave [Xeros]	honest, still
00:32:59:10	00:33:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	Wasn’t that an 11? Do we have plus 6 to 7?
00:33:02:22	00:33:09:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, 17th? Yeah, sorry. Yep, bad. Wow, look at the… Uh-oh.
00:33:05:26	00:33:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	I told you I know all my numbers!
00:33:06:22	00:33:07:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:33:09:23	00:33:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:33:10:00	00:33:24:04	Brin [Basil]	So proud! He
00:33:12:17	00:33:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks sis.
00:33:16:10	00:33:19:22	Chris [GM]	good just keep your mouth shut if you can
00:33:22:13	00:33:23:21	Chris [GM]	he rolled in that one
00:33:24:04	00:33:25:28	Brin [Basil]	has advantage remember?
00:33:29:05	00:33:29:22	Steve [Nortle]	Total.
00:33:30:01	00:33:34:18	Chris [GM]	well i mean his 17 will get you there i mean this was like combined
00:33:30:21	00:33:33:23	Dave [Xeros]	No like it’s a 9 plus 5 so
00:33:32:20	00:33:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	who got highest oh well then
00:33:37:21	00:33:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah A group roll
00:33:38:28	00:33:47:01	Chris [GM]	yeah group yeah so well done tell me where you guys are gonna go You’re going to stealth fly somewhere.
00:33:40:28	00:33:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go Go Phallos
00:33:43:22	00:33:45:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Tell me where you guys can go.
00:33:46:25	00:33:51:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we want to try and go a little behind him over here in this other corner. Yeah yeah yeah.
00:33:48:22	00:33:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah these guys right here because there’s two of them and we can team Phallus both
00:33:55:16	00:34:02:18	Dave [Xeros]	of them from behind i’m gonna sneak up from behind and phallostem
00:34:02:18	00:34:06:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, you guys are here.
00:34:02:26	00:34:03:17	Brin [Basil]	Yikes.
00:34:09:09	00:34:11:08	Chris [GM]	No one has noticed you guys yet.
00:34:12:01	00:34:23:08	Steve [Nortle]	taking care not to hit the trap we’re going to come stumbling through the forest
00:34:19:08	00:34:27:21	Brin [Basil]	Yes, should we pretend like we’re in an argument?
00:34:23:09	00:34:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	stumble and yep like
00:34:28:09	00:34:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
00:34:31:21	00:34:35:12	Chris [GM]	Well you just said taking care of not to trap it right?
00:34:33:00	00:34:35:20	Steve [Nortle]	not to yeah, that way
00:34:37:17	00:34:41:19	Steve [Nortle]	we’re just speaking very loudly to each other
00:34:41:11	00:34:43:29	Chris [GM]	Alright, alright they are watching you now.
00:34:44:18	00:34:49:00	Steve [Nortle]	we haven’t noticed them yet
00:34:50:28	00:34:51:12	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
00:34:51:03	00:34:55:21	Steve [Nortle]	no I’m pretty sure Mother loves me more than you
00:34:55:27	00:34:59:05	Brin [Basil]	The fact that we even share a mother is ridiculous.
00:35:00:16	00:35:02:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s not besides the point.
00:35:00:24	00:35:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m really sure you want to fight over it little lamb
00:35:08:22	00:35:10:22	Brin [Basil]	I should have won that race.
00:35:10:21	00:35:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, lots of should’ve.
00:35:12:16	00:35:21:03	Brin [Basil]	have won that race! I raise up my katana and I swipe down right over Nortle’s head.
00:35:21:06	00:35:31:28	Steve [Nortle]	And I drop my head down just as it goes and out of my shell I’ve got like little ketchup packets
00:35:32:25	00:35:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	and I just go…
00:35:34:25	00:35:35:28	Chris [GM]	Okay
00:35:36:14	00:35:37:03	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:35:36:22	00:35:48:22	Steve [Nortle]	So it looks like so I’m not facing that way. Yeah yeah yeah. So I’m facing the other way And so they saw Basil freaking decapitate her brother right in front of him. And I just dropped to the ground.
00:35:39:02	00:35:40:01	Chris [GM]	You got decapitated
00:35:50:18	00:35:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	Just as I see this, was this explained to us what you guys are doing?
00:35:55:25	00:35:57:05	Brin [Basil]	No, that’s it.
00:35:56:10	00:36:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	I have to yell out Basil! What are you doing?!
00:36:00:10	00:36:01:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:00:19	00:36:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:36:03:08	00:36:06:01	Chris [GM]	And we’ll start initiative right there.
00:36:03:29	00:36:15:09	Steve [Nortle]	Perfect. No, no, no. Now, now, I feel like with that kind of performance, either we get some sort of advantage or we got a – because that feels like intimidation beyond
00:36:09:22	00:36:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So much for our stealth.
00:36:12:11	00:36:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. All three of us
00:36:15:09	00:36:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	anything else we could do.
00:36:16:15	00:36:27:21	Chris [GM]	what you’re going to get is they fully believe that you are dead so if they come up to you then obviously you’re gonna have the upper hand advantage on your attack
00:36:25:12	00:36:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	Should we roll performance rolls first for all three of us though?
00:36:31:29	00:36:33:22	Chris [GM]	absolutely good
00:36:38:05	00:36:49:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to stand in front of him so they can’t tell.
00:36:39:02	00:36:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	16.
00:36:40:11	00:36:46:26	Chris [GM]	some of the catch-up was not quite as red I don’t know. It was still pretty convincing.
00:36:48:07	00:36:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well I figure this is like a group thing again right so 17-16 definitely pass.
00:36:52:26	00:36:58:23	Chris [GM]	Theirs would be a group thing. Yours, you definitely got there at 10%. Yeah, you believed it 100%.
00:36:54:24	00:36:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	mine was slightly lower
00:36:55:06	00:36:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	Well I believe it.
00:36:58:16	00:36:59:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not a performance.
00:36:59:23	00:37:01:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to take some of that ketchup and go like this.
00:37:04:26	00:37:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	She’s lost a mind. She’s LOST A MIND!
00:37:06:21	00:37:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	these guys are so confused right now 21
00:37:07:20	00:37:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:17:06	00:37:18:17	Chris [GM]	Just tell me what you guys roll.
00:37:18:00	00:37:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Of course! Hey I also got a 21 Can we rock paper scissors?
00:37:19:10	00:37:31:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh you can go because
00:37:23:21	00:37:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got
00:37:25:20	00:37:29:06	Dave [Xeros]	I also like to live dangerously. I got a whole six.
00:37:25:24	00:37:27:09	Chris [GM]	I think this will just determine.
00:37:26:22	00:37:32:28	Brin [Basil]	Oh, am I supposed to say? I got 12.
00:37:31:18	00:37:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	you’re still emotionally distraught
00:37:33:02	00:37:33:29	Chris [GM]	You’ve got 12.
00:37:37:07	00:37:38:28	Chris [GM]	Oh, I’ve got to roll for them, I suppose.
00:37:38:15	00:37:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	What did you do to Team Noros?
00:37:41:16	00:37:43:17	Chris [GM]	There we go. That’s better.
00:37:47:04	00:37:49:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s see here. You’ve got the wizard guy.
00:37:49:28	00:37:51:23	Brin [Basil]	Do you know how long we’ve been planning this?
00:37:52:21	00:37:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m so glad that he filled us in.
00:37:56:10	00:37:57:18	Brin [Basil]	That would have ruined everything.
00:37:59:13	00:38:07:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i almost dropped you with that like the gasp it looked so real i had to remember hang on to you for a second
00:38:10:09	00:38:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	all the ketchup packets
00:38:10:16	00:38:18:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, so in my order of initiative here, the two that you see here, Slush, Slasher and Itzy,
00:38:19:29	00:38:25:19	Chris [GM]	They – Itzy is going to start running towards you, but Slush whips around and sees you too.
00:38:26:18	00:38:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I was down behind this guy and he was still up in the trees.
00:38:31:20	00:38:33:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, were you guys in a tree? Yeah.
00:38:32:14	00:38:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	So yeah, foul claw flew up And then I separated off and went downhill I like did that with our minis specifically
00:38:42:21	00:38:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	He’s in the tree so he would come after me not him
00:38:46:14	00:38:48:11	Chris [GM]	So move your guy into the tree if you don’t mind.
00:38:50:08	00:38:52:15	Chris [GM]	Just so I’m not… Yeah, tree. Tree.
00:38:55:12	00:38:56:24	Chris [GM]	One, two, three.
00:38:57:11	00:38:59:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hanging out at Club Treehouse You
00:39:00:13	00:39:02:15	Chris [GM]	So he gets five steps towards you
00:39:02:15	00:39:04:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The magic treehouse?
00:39:03:16	00:39:07:09	Chris [GM]	slash yells out they’re here! And
00:39:08:12	00:39:15:11	Chris [GM]	the rest of the party knows that you guys are here. These two pop out of the trees here and
00:39:16:25	00:39:19:07	Chris [GM]	he’s got like a little chef
00:39:19:29	00:39:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	That guy has got a pan, the other guy’s
00:39:22:11	00:39:24:02	Chris [GM]	They just represent the guys.
00:39:24:28	00:39:26:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, he has a pan.
00:39:26:16	00:39:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	From this angle it looks like one of his hands is a pain.
00:39:30:28	00:39:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	When you can’t draw fingers, You just turn into a handpan.
00:39:32:09	00:39:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah you just do a handpan!
00:39:35:03	00:39:38:01	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know how to 3D print stuff so I’m just doing handpans.
00:39:39:21	00:39:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	It’s great for Saturday morning breakfast.
00:39:40:02	00:39:45:08	Chris [GM]	And Slush Slasher looks at you, Aros,
00:39:47:22	00:39:55:02	Chris [GM]	and he says… Oh, I’ve been wanting to do this all day. And he casts Arcane Burst on you.
00:39:55:10	00:39:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	to do Silvery Bobs.
00:39:57:26	00:40:09:03	Brin [Basil]	I know
00:39:58:14	00:39:59:19	Chris [GM]	It’s too bad that you got a 23.
00:40:00:03	00:40:03:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, Silvery Bobbs. Okay, sorry.
00:40:04:02	00:40:06:20	Chris [GM]	So remind me what that does to him.
00:40:07:17	00:40:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	does?
00:40:08:13	00:40:13:21	Chris [GM]	I know it negates what he rolled, but there’s also something else that happens.
00:40:09:03	00:40:17:07	Brin [Basil]	if you hate this call or reaction.
00:40:10:18	00:40:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes it does.
00:40:14:20	00:40:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	And then I get to basically… Okay, so one reaction. You take it when a creature you can see is within 60 feet of yourself and it succeeds on an attack roll, an ability check or a saving throw.
00:40:24:29	00:40:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	If it’s instantaneous I magically distract the triggering creature and turn its momentary uncertainty into encouragement for another creature. The triggering creature must re-roll the d20 and use the lower roll. So basically he has to use the low roll.
00:40:37:05	00:40:41:03	Dave [Xeros]	You can then choose a different creature you could see within range. You can choose yourself.
00:40:42:09	00:40:50:02	Dave [Xeros]	The chosen creature has advantage on the next attack roll, ability check or saving throw it makes within one minute. A creature can be empowered.
00:40:48:10	00:40:51:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, so you have advantage on your next roll basically?
00:40:51:20	00:40:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I have advantage and then but he has to re-roll and see if he actually hit me.
00:40:59:10	00:41:01:24	Chris [GM]	Well, I rolled the 23 to hit.
00:41:02:02	00:41:06:23	Dave [Xeros]	I know I negated that. He has to roll again. I’m giving you disadvantage basically.
00:41:02:23	00:41:16:16	Steve [Nortle]	what’s your AC?
00:41:06:28	00:41:09:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, So he did not get… He got an 11.
00:41:10:29	00:41:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have to roll anything which just automatically happens. You got a 13?
00:41:14:25	00:41:15:14	Brin [Basil]	Reaction?
00:41:18:23	00:41:20:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, then yeah, it fails. It fails.
00:41:24:17	00:41:25:26	Chris [GM]	Ha! Congratulations.
00:41:25:22	00:41:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	Waiting to do what, you little bastard? I got to go check on my friend. Get out of my way!
00:41:31:09	00:41:40:25	Chris [GM]	uh okay so we are up falclaw you’re up oh i see the bandit here uh the band it is going to pull
00:41:33:16	00:41:36:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So you didn’t even hit him? You just ran past him?
00:41:36:20	00:41:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, pretty much.
00:41:40:25	00:41:46:12	Chris [GM]	out its light crossbow and it’s going to be pointed at you basil and say what the heck man
00:41:46:12	00:41:57:21	Chris [GM]	that was normal he’s like an epic roadie just kill them man he’s gonna try and fire it to you
00:41:52:02	00:42:03:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah he’s an annoying brother you don’t understand seven
00:41:58:25	00:42:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the sound of my blood gurgling out.
00:41:59:15	00:42:02:03	Chris [GM]	And it’s a seven to hit.
00:42:03:10	00:42:12:19	Brin [Basil]	yeah nope we need a 15 for that bitch how did you know I was gonna say
00:42:08:29	00:42:09:25	Chris [GM]	Cool, all right.
00:42:15:17	00:42:19:15	Steve [Nortle]	for 18 months now that’s about how long we’ve been doing this
00:42:16:20	00:42:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this whole time um i’m gonna cast firebolt on this guy
00:42:17:19	00:42:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s kind of a given
00:42:24:25	00:42:35:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um on the fire wait he’s you said he’s not actually flamey though okay don’t I knew. Don’t make me question!
00:42:28:22	00:42:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	No, he’s not.
00:42:30:27	00:42:32:10	Chris [GM]	No, he’s not actually flaming.
00:42:34:03	00:42:42:01	Brin [Basil]	In the dream world, a fire genasi is actually an air genasi.
00:42:36:29	00:42:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, which way does he swing?
00:42:37:07	00:42:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jeez.
00:42:41:11	00:42:43:19	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t be surprised if you swing both ways.
00:42:41:24	00:42:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	And it’s weak to fire
00:42:43:07	00:42:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve been waiting a long time for this!
00:42:45:22	00:42:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	we humans are weak to flesh
00:42:46:13	00:42:47:14	Chris [GM]	They are here!
00:42:47:11	00:42:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:42:47:29	00:42:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:42:50:20	00:43:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Well, so… Sorry, hold on. Let me back up. I am going to as a bonus action before I cast my spell. Can I do that as a bonus action before?
00:42:59:23	00:43:01:23	Chris [GM]	You can always do your bonus action before, yeah?
00:43:01:09	00:43:07:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, cool. So I’m gonna unfurl my scroll of let’s use
00:43:07:11	00:43:09:13	Chris [GM]	jubilation or lamentation
00:43:10:05	00:43:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jubilation yep uh and i’m going to speak my password and then i get to amplify the spell by one level
00:43:15:29	00:43:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh yippee don’t i wrote it on the back of my it’s on my it’s on the backbone
00:43:18:02	00:43:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yippee.
00:43:19:20	00:43:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	You do know if you forget your password at some point it’s just not going to work. You’re going to have to type that in and it’s like
00:43:22:12	00:43:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:43:27:08	00:43:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone, his passwords are written on the back of his stat sheet.
00:43:30:10	00:43:33:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s on like my wing if i forget
00:43:32:09	00:43:33:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:43:33:13	00:43:35:11	Steve [Nortle]	The only tattoo that you have.
00:43:36:04	00:43:40:00	Dave [Xeros]	At some point, you’re going to get caught in a rainstorm and you’re gonna be SOL, my friend.
00:43:39:03	00:43:47:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s gonna be bad okay all right yeah And then I’m going to cast Firebolt on this guy.
00:43:48:24	00:43:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And it’s just an action.
00:43:52:08	00:43:57:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m so sorry. Do you have a roll to hit him with this? Or does it depend? It’s an attack.
00:43:54:29	00:44:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Firebolt is an attack but it’s stronger because you’re using the scroll of jubilation.
00:44:03:14	00:44:03:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
00:44:05:19	00:44:07:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, Shipwreck. Don’t worry.
00:44:09:09	00:44:15:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can use Tides of Chaos on an attack roll. So, I get an advantage. I get the roll again.
00:44:14:12	00:44:16:05	Brin [Basil]	Don’t roll a one.
00:44:16:15	00:44:25:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Quiet. No, this isn’t for the one. This is my advantage roll and I get 10 Oh my gosh
00:44:22:14	00:44:24:26	Chris [GM]	Well, I’d say you’re attacking from a stealth position.
00:44:25:07	00:44:30:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So do I get double advantage?
00:44:25:09	00:44:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you do get advantage when you’re attaching stuff.
00:44:27:19	00:44:28:25	Chris [GM]	attacking from stealth position
00:44:30:17	00:44:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	If you use your Tides of Chaos, yeah.
00:44:33:26	00:44:35:08	Steve [Nortle]	You might need to do that
00:44:35:18	00:44:38:04	Chris [GM]	So the first one was advantage because you were hiding.
00:44:38:22	00:44:38:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
00:44:41:04	00:44:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A 13 Not a Oh okay yeah We’ll keep that one
00:44:44:08	00:44:45:25	Chris [GM]	His armor class is 12th.
00:44:46:06	00:44:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yes! Yay!
00:44:46:13	00:44:48:20	Brin [Basil]	That hits! Woo!
00:44:51:25	00:44:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And he gets to take 2d10 Fire damage
00:44:56:28	00:45:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i believe because of the scroll so i’m sorry if he dies but not that sorry
00:44:59:05	00:45:00:09	Chris [GM]	Holy cow!
00:45:00:22	00:45:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	Normally it’s 1d10 but I use the scroll to amp it up.
00:45:03:09	00:45:04:19	Chris [GM]	Alright, let’s see what happens
00:45:07:14	00:45:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	When Team Fallows hits from behind.
00:45:11:01	00:45:12:09	Brin [Basil]	Someone’s going to die.
00:45:12:17	00:45:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh 10. he gets it’s ten uh
00:45:16:27	00:45:18:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh no, that makes sense.
00:45:18:24	00:45:30:00	Chris [GM]	You see him burst into flames almost as if He was wearing lighter fluid. The spell is so effective, and he begins to run around in circles
00:45:29:17	00:45:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	Hey look he’s on fire!
00:45:30:00	00:45:31:19	Chris [GM]	in his little square there screaming.
00:45:33:25	00:45:35:02	Chris [GM]	Now he’s actually on fire.
00:45:37:03	00:45:41:18	Chris [GM]	And that definitely, definitely hurt then. So well done.
00:45:39:12	00:45:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	prophetic mini right there
00:45:40:22	00:45:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that’s right.
00:45:41:00	00:45:46:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m kind of sorry we had to do it though
00:45:43:29	00:45:45:27	Brin [Basil]	but you’re
00:45:44:03	00:45:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	You manifested
00:45:44:22	00:45:45:08	Chris [GM]	Thought clause?
00:45:46:20	00:45:52:15	Chris [GM]	But your position has now clearly given away invisible to everyone.
00:45:47:26	00:45:55:03	Steve [Nortle]	the spirit of falcon like a fire is burning that guy
00:45:54:14	00:45:55:13	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you are up
00:45:56:20	00:46:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	there’s nobody nearby though so I’m gonna hold action until uh someone comes close enough that um they’re within with uh yes
00:46:00:06	00:46:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	of cloth.
00:46:09:12	00:46:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yep. Hold action.
00:46:10:24	00:46:11:14	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay?
00:46:12:01	00:46:13:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Draw him in, draw him in.
00:46:12:18	00:46:18:01	Steve [Nortle]	so so Chris the trigger will be if someone comes within tripping or grabbing
00:46:18:01	00:46:34:23	Steve [Nortle]	distance of me i will uh do a an unarmed strike on them chris
00:46:24:10	00:46:24:25	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
00:46:28:06	00:46:30:23	Brin [Basil]	Can I ask details of this trap right here?
00:46:32:07	00:46:34:02	Chris [GM]	You look at it and since you guys
00:46:34:03	00:46:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, this is just the first round boss
00:46:34:23	00:46:39:25	Steve [Nortle]	give us fighting music oh okay
00:46:35:28	00:46:38:15	Chris [GM]	identified it, I will in a bit when the time is right.
00:46:41:22	00:46:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	this is the slow motion screaming in reaction to the dead nortle i understood
00:46:44:29	00:46:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	This is like Ganondorf before he turns into demon souls
00:46:52:25	00:46:58:10	Steve [Nortle]	that because i saw my son play that one part of the game so i get that one
00:46:57:17	00:46:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	always a three-tiered approach
00:47:01:06	00:47:12:22	Chris [GM]	The trap is a sling trap so it’s a rope that’s tied up tight so when you step in it, it’ll grab you and bring you up and you’ll be about eight feet in the air.
00:47:03:03	00:47:09:28	Brin [Basil]	Bring you up.
00:47:14:27	00:47:18:06	Brin [Basil]	All right, and this guy right here is the closest to me?
00:47:15:19	00:47:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Snatchers
00:47:19:01	00:47:20:03	Chris [GM]	Yes he is.
00:47:20:14	00:47:27:13	Brin [Basil]	All right. I’m just going to do a little jump slash with my katana for this guy.
00:47:27:20	00:47:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	believe this guy’s charging at you after what you just did your own flesh and blood
00:47:31:11	00:47:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	she’s turned into the frenzied white rabbit from Monty Python
00:47:35:26	00:47:38:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s all about it. This red 40 on my face?
00:47:39:26	00:47:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	red dye 40 on your face
00:47:40:05	00:47:44:12	Brin [Basil]	I just got an unnatural 20.
00:47:41:22	00:47:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to say
00:47:41:29	00:47:46:11	Chris [GM]	That hits!
00:47:45:28	00:47:49:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s gonna kill this guy
00:47:47:17	00:47:48:26	Brin [Basil]	Let’s see what we get here.
00:47:51:08	00:47:52:13	Brin [Basil]	No, it’s not a nat 20.
00:47:54:10	00:47:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	have done double damage
00:47:58:01	00:47:59:09	Steve [Nortle]	katana would have done insta kill
00:48:01:14	00:48:09:25	Chris [GM]	yeah you hurt this guy a lot and he’s looking like not good And you wonder, you guys are starting to question yourselves.
00:48:12:23	00:48:15:12	Brin [Basil]	matter you’re if you kind of look like my brother
00:48:16:22	00:48:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	yeah basil’s thinking no such thing whatsoever
00:48:20:02	00:48:21:19	Brin [Basil]	You’re looking a little deceased.
00:48:22:02	00:48:24:08	Chris [GM]	Okay. The thug here.
00:48:26:11	00:48:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	move close to him right
00:48:28:10	00:48:29:20	Chris [GM]	I’m missing a guy.
00:48:33:03	00:48:34:13	Chris [GM]	We’ll just pretend that gets too long.
00:48:34:13	00:48:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’s down. Wow.
00:48:36:15	00:48:36:28	Chris [GM]	He’s just…
00:48:39:11	00:48:45:23	Chris [GM]	So this guy is going to run up past you Nortle because he thinks
00:48:40:25	00:48:42:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Apologize after you just cut him in half. I’m sorry.
00:48:45:23	00:48:53:15	Chris [GM]	you’re dead that’s your advantage and he’s up behind basil okay
00:48:47:16	00:48:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	if it if it’s a nat 20 then that’s a stealth attack like they won’t know it was me
00:48:48:02	00:48:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	Are you gonna stealthily do this so no one sees it?
00:48:56:06	00:48:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	And he still stays dead.
00:48:57:17	00:49:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	and i stayed dead if if i get okay so i’m rolling in advance because it’s just a surprise if i happen to hit a nat twenty they’ll still think I’m dead.
00:49:07:29	00:49:08:06	Chris [GM]	good
00:49:08:12	00:49:16:24	Steve [Nortle]	All right, and this is with my… Oh! Wait. My claws have been strengthened. That means I get one free crit.
00:49:17:01	00:49:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:49:18:09	00:49:21:25	Chris [GM]	choose to use the crit but then that will put them down to just normal
00:49:21:29	00:49:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	But if I used it right now then I don’t even have to roll and I guarantee that they’ll still think i’m… I’ll kill that guy.
00:49:26:27	00:49:34:12	Dave [Xeros]	You’ll kill that guy and then you probably kill the guy behind him and then we can all turn and go gangbang XL.
00:49:32:14	00:49:39:17	Brin [Basil]	Maybe, and maybe we can make it look like I killed them so they still think you are down.
00:49:39:16	00:49:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m gonna use it. I’m using it.
00:49:41:00	00:49:42:29	Chris [GM]	all right sounds good
00:49:43:17	00:49:47:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s yeah double D Double Ds
00:49:44:06	00:49:45:20	Steve [Nortle]	So it does…
00:49:51:07	00:49:52:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If only
00:49:53:22	00:49:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	he chose to crit
00:49:54:12	00:49:56:23	Chris [GM]	you’re yeah yeah yeah you’re right my bad my bad yep
00:49:55:21	00:50:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have another group and we do crits differently.
00:50:04:21	00:50:09:13	Steve [Nortle]	Do I just roll twice or do I just take like two?
00:50:05:06	00:50:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	or you can roll twice it’s up to you
00:50:08:11	00:50:15:06	Chris [GM]	i would just double what the first roll was that’s how i okay awesome okay
00:50:16:24	00:50:26:12	Steve [Nortle]	As he goes by, I take my little hand with the claws and I just slice his Achilles tendon as he goes
00:50:26:12	00:50:30:14	Steve [Nortle]	by so fast the way turtles always act.
00:50:31:24	00:50:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	And it causes him to stumble and…
00:50:35:13	00:50:38:14	Chris [GM]	her sword. At least that’s what He thinks he did
00:50:37:02	00:50:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	So she’s smart.
00:50:38:11	00:50:41:03	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, and I turn around I’m kind of surprised
00:50:43:25	00:50:47:10	Chris [GM]	And this guy is like Dude, come on
00:50:47:29	00:50:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:50:47:29	00:50:48:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:50:48:10	00:50:50:27	Chris [GM]	You tripping out a tree branch? You’re making us look bad
00:50:48:16	00:50:50:29	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know what that is.
00:50:51:02	00:50:54:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like gurgling blood as a katana sticking out the back of her
00:50:55:17	00:51:02:01	Chris [GM]	So he’s Yeah He’s confused and stuff But he does get a chance to attack At least Basil in the back
00:50:56:14	00:51:00:14	Brin [Basil]	So he’s…yeah, you can keep this stuff but it does just…
00:51:02:07	00:51:13:04	Chris [GM]	uh yeah just start being that so he’s gonna multi-attack you and he’s going to first or no just do a normal mace attack on you at that point
00:51:04:13	00:51:05:08	Steve [Nortle]	stabbed by her.
00:51:13:04	00:51:18:28	Chris [GM]	so that’s a 12 to hit doesn’t hit i will do that multi-attach then
00:51:18:05	00:51:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	a heavy crossbow that close. Has to be hand, yep.
00:51:18:28	00:51:28:16	Chris [GM]	and he then pulls out his heavy crossbow oh you’re right the range yep yep yep You’re right. Okay, I can’t do that.
00:51:30:13	00:51:31:24	Chris [GM]	Good reminder. Okay.
00:51:30:26	00:51:38:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why is that short range
00:51:34:00	00:51:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	You have light crossbow, heavy crossbows, and then hand crossbow. Hand crossbow is the only thing you can use within five feet.
00:51:39:18	00:51:40:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, Aros, you are up.
00:51:41:22	00:51:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so… I still think Nortle’s dead. So, I’m sprinting… Yeah, I’m sprinting across the battlefield. I take my violin out and once I get over to this group of people
00:51:45:21	00:51:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because you didn’t see I got that crit.
00:51:53:21	00:51:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	I swing and try to hit Basil in the face.
00:51:57:01	00:52:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	You’re going for Basil. Priorities.
00:52:02:03	00:52:16:07	Brin [Basil]	You fing twat! What are you doing? I’m
00:52:04:03	00:52:12:00	Dave [Xeros]	She’s finally lost it! I knew it! I knew IT! The second you hit me in the Face I KNEW YOU A BAT! And then I just take it and swing it like a bat um
00:52:12:05	00:52:12:19	Chris [GM]	Roll attack.
00:52:13:01	00:52:13:28	Dave [Xeros]	and here we go
00:52:16:07	00:52:17:23	Brin [Basil]	ready with my wall of force.
00:52:19:19	00:52:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	wall of force
00:52:19:29	00:52:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	Give him…
00:52:20:19	00:52:22:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to put it right in your face.
00:52:22:10	00:52:29:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m
00:52:23:14	00:52:33:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to do like that cool
00:52:28:09	00:52:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	Totally. So I’m going to swing and it’s just like,
00:52:29:23	00:52:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:52:34:15	00:52:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s really bad. I rolled a four. Actually,
00:52:35:29	00:52:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	Your ears like…
00:52:41:11	00:52:42:09	Chris [GM]	Well, you definitely don’t hit.
00:52:41:27	00:52:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:52:44:24	00:52:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	I go half an inch. Yeah. I’m like, yeah. So I want to swing.
00:52:47:18	00:52:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	you rolled really really high.
00:52:50:02	00:52:54:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why you missed is your aim went off because you changed height
00:52:50:28	00:52:54:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The half inch
00:52:54:25	00:52:56:08	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely
00:52:54:27	00:52:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	Are you going to use your wall of force?
00:52:57:20	00:53:01:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, absolutely
00:52:58:19	00:53:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	And so everyone around is going to get blown back by that. Okay. So you’re going to do that. It’ll push Nortle back at what is it 10 feet?
00:53:07:01	00:53:12:00	Dave [Xeros]	okay so everyone gets pushed back from her by 10 feet i’m gonna take my violin and i’m smashing
00:53:12:00	00:53:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	down and when that wall of force hits my violin just shatters to pieces yeah that
00:53:18:18	00:53:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	nat one something’s gotta happen
00:53:23:04	00:53:26:28	Brin [Basil]	If I roll good enough, I want one of these guys to get knocked back into the trap.
00:53:31:02	00:53:35:17	Brin [Basil]	What do I… Roll for this, how do I do this?
00:53:36:06	00:53:37:24	Chris [GM]	what’s your wall of force so
00:53:36:21	00:53:42:01	Dave [Xeros]	automatic yeah it’S whatever your wall of horse does yeah if it’s a reaction then it’s reaction
00:53:38:20	00:53:40:19	Brin [Basil]	It is reactive actually.
00:53:42:13	00:53:45:10	Brin [Basil]	Okay you tell me…
00:53:45:00	00:53:53:03	Chris [GM]	or higher you get what you want it’s got to be hard all right all right that
00:53:53:22	00:53:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	like I get like thrown back I’M GONNA GO PRONE can you throw me like
00:54:00:08	00:54:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	my violin’s just been shattered
00:54:03:29	00:54:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna yell to Falclaw she’s going crazy look what she did look what you did to my violin
00:54:10:10	00:54:12:22	Brin [Basil]	You did that to your violin
00:54:12:09	00:54:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	she did in auto and she punched me in the face
00:54:13:03	00:54:23:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was busy lighting people on fire, so I don’t actually know what happened. But if the violin is broken, this is a big deal.
00:54:15:14	00:54:21:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m busy lighting
00:54:23:09	00:54:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	she’s
00:54:25:11	00:54:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	cursed
00:54:30:26	00:54:39:04	Brin [Basil]	he’s got some great acting lessons whatever he’s doing freaking drama queen
00:54:35:04	00:54:45:26	Chris [GM]	whatever he’s doing that’s this guy’s turn so he is going to now you don’t have your hold action anymore because you used it on that one turn so when it comes the turn again
00:54:45:26	00:54:50:22	Chris [GM]	you’ll have it right okay so he can run well he can
00:54:47:18	00:54:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	but if he’s within five feet
00:54:52:03	00:54:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	he can take an attack of opportunity
00:54:56:08	00:55:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	But then that will, like… Yeah, for sure no at that point.
00:54:57:25	00:55:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	sure they would know i’m not dead um so he’s gonna if he’s running past my feet i think i will take that opportunity um to to attack so that
00:55:08:22	00:55:10:25	Steve [Nortle]	i can kick him into the trap
00:55:11:24	00:55:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	all right here we go that’s a net 20 it
00:55:15:01	00:55:16:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:55:15:01	00:55:17:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:15:11	00:55:17:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:55:18:02	00:55:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay okay but it left the front yard of the hobbit house
00:55:19:02	00:55:19:28	Brin [Basil]	freaking
00:55:19:17	00:55:20:20	Chris [GM]	kick him
00:55:21:23	00:55:24:10	Steve [Nortle]	went on an adventure
00:55:22:01	00:55:24:27	Brin [Basil]	The House of Baggins delivers, dude.
00:55:24:26	00:55:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	It was there and back again, my friend.
00:55:25:26	00:55:36:00	Steve [Nortle]	that’s not the floor so that’s in nat 20 again
00:55:31:17	00:55:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	A Hobbit’s Tale by Douchebow Baggins.
00:55:32:17	00:55:34:11	Chris [GM]	what’s the damage you do on him
00:55:33:08	00:55:34:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:36:10	00:55:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	So that would be 10 damage again as I kick his feet out and he lands in the trap.
00:55:42:28	00:55:45:17	Chris [GM]	with your feet that 10 damage wow
00:55:46:03	00:55:46:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
00:55:46:10	00:55:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	And then the trap does damage too, right? Or is he just flipped upside down?
00:55:48:19	00:55:51:08	Chris [GM]	No, you’re just suspended eight feet in the air.
00:55:52:29	00:55:53:17	Chris [GM]	We’ll just –
00:55:53:13	00:55:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:55:53:13	00:55:58:26	Brin [Basil]	I-I just see this and I’m dying laughing but i look even crazier
00:56:01:12	00:56:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	Basil’s lost it!
00:56:04:00	00:56:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s get out of here!
00:56:04:07	00:56:06:18	Brin [Basil]	SHUT UP EROS YOU’RE NEXT!
00:56:06:23	00:56:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, my gosh. Let’s reset this piece of shit! I killed someone today!
00:56:09:18	00:56:11:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:12:23	00:56:14:21	Steve [Nortle]	And then your gauntlets are like…
00:56:17:26	00:56:19:11	Brin [Basil]	Quiet my babies
00:56:20:14	00:56:21:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:20:27	00:56:30:20	Chris [GM]	It goes back up to – Oh, it’s now Axel Rose’s turn.
00:56:24:13	00:56:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she has lost it
00:56:28:05	00:56:32:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah he’s here
00:56:30:25	00:56:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	You should have been a barbarian because you can rage?
00:56:33:29	00:56:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	I know we’re all totally misclassed on every…
00:56:35:01	00:56:43:00	Brin [Basil]	That would have been awesome So we’re all totally mystical facts, but it makes it so much better.
00:56:40:29	00:56:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	You should have been a barbarian.
00:56:44:10	00:56:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	Well, actually you’re probably about where you’re supposed to be. Yeah. The most experienced player did it right somehow.
00:56:45:25	00:56:49:01	Brin [Basil]	You’re accurately classed.
00:56:48:10	00:56:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right. I’m not outclassed. I’m classed correctly.
00:56:51:29	00:56:52:26	Brin [Basil]	You’re not?
00:56:53:22	00:56:59:12	Steve [Nortle]	Although, didn’t we basically make these guys randomly? I feel like we pretty much just rolled
00:56:53:25	00:57:09:04	Brin [Basil]	I think by the way she’s
00:56:58:09	00:57:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	I made mine randomly well before this stuff. It was like the Mother’s Pie one that I… But I nerfed him because that guy was way OP.
00:57:06:04	00:57:10:15	Chris [GM]	18 to hit for you. He shoots his light crossbow right at you.
00:57:09:17	00:57:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?! No, he does not! Oh, my armor class is 25, so just kidding, it’s 12.
00:57:18:02	00:57:19:02	Brin [Basil]	I was like damn!
00:57:20:09	00:57:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	What did Basil just throw at you? She’s going crazy!
00:57:24:10	00:57:25:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you kidding me?
00:57:25:17	00:57:26:21	Brin [Basil]	Shut up arrows!
00:57:27:19	00:57:28:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The cuss.
00:57:28:08	00:57:33:13	Dave [Xeros]	She just kicked an arrow at you. Did that come, like, right over her head? Like, I’m on the ground.
00:57:32:29	00:57:34:20	Chris [GM]	He shot it at Falclaw.
00:57:34:26	00:57:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	Who shot what? Oh. Axel.
00:57:35:27	00:57:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	From a different angle.
00:57:37:16	00:57:43:01	Chris [GM]	And he’s going to yell out, I think…
00:57:45:29	00:57:49:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wait, that’s not bad. Oh! It’s a cover.
00:57:46:07	00:57:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	That’s wrong band.
00:57:46:21	00:57:55:04	Chris [GM]	He’s like, Wolfgang! Our terms are getting steeper! You said this was gonna be easy! He’s like shouting out to Wolfgang.
00:57:48:22	00:57:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, whoops.
00:57:56:03	00:57:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	touching himself up in a tree.
00:57:59:01	00:58:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just got shot you guys i’m up here um all right cool i got shot
00:58:06:04	00:58:07:20	Steve [Nortle]	for her crossbow skills
00:58:07:25	00:58:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Well, she throws stuff.
00:58:10:16	00:58:21:19	Chris [GM]	the apprentice wizard’s turn and he is going to do another arcane burst at you arrows when you’re prone there Ah!
00:58:11:06	00:58:12:12	Steve [Nortle]	Like crossbow bolts.
00:58:21:21	00:58:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s advantage for you.
00:58:23:02	00:58:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	damage prone to wet uh yes
00:58:23:11	00:58:25:04	Chris [GM]	Oh, because you’re thrown
00:58:27:24	00:58:28:28	Chris [GM]	16 to hit
00:58:30:17	00:58:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	That will do.
00:58:31:16	00:58:37:20	Chris [GM]	And this is force damage for you, it’ll be 7 points of damage
00:58:38:07	00:58:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	points of damage all right fine
00:58:41:22	00:58:43:05	Chris [GM]	slush with his
00:58:44:08	00:58:45:10	Chris [GM]	guitar that he has.
00:58:48:03	00:58:56:05	Chris [GM]	Does a rip-rocking blues scale up the neck of the thing and outbursts magic out of it, and flies right toward him. Takes her.
00:58:57:07	00:59:01:00	Brin [Basil]	This guy has been taking lessons from TBD, obviously
00:58:58:16	00:58:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	He stole those moves.
00:59:01:07	00:59:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	Just ripping them off.
00:59:02:02	00:59:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	that’s got as much talent as you could have done a better job that hardly hurt at all worry about the rabbit she’s going crazy he’s gonna kill us all
00:59:11:13	00:59:13:23	Chris [GM]	She’s got a wall of force on her. I can’t do anything
00:59:16:24	00:59:23:07	Chris [GM]	It is the other bandit’s turn that ran towards you. It is looking at your wall of force and like, nah,
00:59:23:11	00:59:31:19	Chris [GM]	and it’s going to turn towards Eros goes right to you
00:59:25:17	00:59:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, which one are we talking about? The one that’s farthest from her? Okay.
00:59:31:19	00:59:38:10	Chris [GM]	and Eros just going to do a little five to hit. Are you still prone?
00:59:35:04	00:59:45:20	Brin [Basil]	um can I is because he did he turn his back on me okay
00:59:41:11	00:59:42:24	Steve [Nortle]	But he’s outside of the wall.
00:59:41:18	00:59:43:29	Chris [GM]	He just – yeah, he’s outside of the wall.
00:59:42:15	00:59:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	He has to be like 5 feet away from you
00:59:46:05	00:59:53:23	Brin [Basil]	oh okay what it does i have something called lucky footwork and
00:59:46:19	00:59:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	so like you can’t get anything
00:59:57:02	00:59:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	If it’s a reaction you can drop and go
00:59:58:29	01:00:01:07	Steve [Nortle]	But you haven’t had a turn to get another reaction.
01:00:02:06	01:00:10:07	Brin [Basil]	it is it is a reaction but all i have to do is let go of it it and it’s gone?
01:00:04:25	01:00:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	But your reaction was bringing up the shield.
01:00:06:17	01:00:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	Quite possibly would have been dead
01:00:10:04	01:00:19:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay um i
01:00:11:06	01:00:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	Right, but you only get one reaction per round
01:00:19:11	01:00:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am going to um i’m gonna cast my silent image
01:00:31:24	01:00:42:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i’ll move first of all i’m going to try and kind of reposition over here kind of uh still up in the air but yeah there’s some objects
01:00:36:20	01:00:38:20	Dave [Xeros]	You’re silently flying through the trees
01:00:42:27	01:00:44:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in between me and him now, some obstacles.
01:00:43:17	01:00:46:25	Chris [GM]	I mean, he could easily step out of those object ways, but yes.
01:00:47:05	01:00:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’d like to see it dry.
01:00:49:04	01:00:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	The words of Idiot cut deep
01:00:53:29	01:01:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to use my silent image. I’m gonna project an image between me and Axel of this orc on the ground. The flames from this guy are going to appear that they’ve singed
01:01:05:22	01:01:09:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the rope where it’s been tied up with and it’s free. It’s loose.
01:01:08:27	01:01:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	see how he reacts
01:01:10:12	01:01:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And it’s going to come charging towards him toward Axel.
01:01:14:03	01:01:25:24	Chris [GM]	So you’re saying that the half-or tied up is going to come charging in an image toward… You mean the guy next to her or towards Axel?
01:01:23:26	01:01:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no. Towards Axe. Yeah, so the image is coming right at it.
01:01:25:29	01:01:29:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, ok. And what are you hoping
01:01:30:06	01:01:34:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of want to see his reaction. Yeah, I want to see his reactions.
01:01:34:10	01:01:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	or good guy
01:01:35:02	01:01:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, because I don’t probably know… I don’ know if we want to set this thing free and I’m also trying to distract him from it next week.
01:01:35:20	01:01:38:23	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, oh yeah, ok Okay, okay. I gotcha, I gotchya, I getchya.
01:01:43:02	01:01:45:01	Dave [Xeros]	because if you do they might start playing free bird
01:01:46:27	01:01:54:25	Chris [GM]	Axel is going to pull his mace out in ready for this thing coming right at him.
01:01:47:10	01:01:48:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	At least 15 minutes.
01:01:48:09	01:01:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	I know right
01:01:55:22	01:01:56:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay.
01:01:55:24	01:01:59:13	Dave [Xeros]	I see that by the way and i’m going to relay that
01:02:00:15	01:02:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	oh he’s getting ready doesn’t like
01:02:02:00	01:02:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	the guy but basil’s crazy it depends
01:02:02:17	01:02:04:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah! And then…
01:02:08:02	01:02:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my only like as a bonus action to i have two weapon fight i can’t fire my crossbow as a
01:02:16:10	01:02:34:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bonus action no
01:02:16:19	01:02:20:05	Chris [GM]	If it’s a light crossbow, it has to be 80 feet as the range.
01:02:20:29	01:02:30:09	Dave [Xeros]	on what your stats are like if you have just the ability to do two weapon fighting where bonus action offhand is what it’s called most of
01:02:30:09	01:02:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	time off hand is just a dagger or something small so, but if you did have a hand crossbow I think that might
01:02:34:23	01:02:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a light crossbow so okay
01:02:37:13	01:02:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, hand crossbows would work because it’s considered like a small weapon, like a gun basically.
01:02:47:19	01:02:52:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um then uh that’s gonna be my turn for
01:02:54:02	01:03:03:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep oh well that was i cast my spell yeah i don’t think i can attack
01:02:58:10	01:02:58:23	Chris [GM]	Oh, no.
01:03:01:22	01:03:02:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’m sorry.
01:03:03:22	01:03:04:20	Chris [GM]	All right, Norrell, you’re up.
01:03:05:26	01:03:16:26	Chris [GM]	You are now discovered to be alive and this guy saw you kick him and he’s like a demon! A demon!
01:03:15:29	01:03:16:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:03:17:04	01:03:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a zombie
01:03:17:11	01:03:18:22	Chris [GM]	It’s alive! It’s a demon.
01:03:18:22	01:03:20:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I’m going to use
01:03:20:02	01:03:23:28	Brin [Basil]	I told you, I told I told you that’s what he was!
01:03:23:02	01:03:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m gonna stand up really slowly and like I’ll turn towards him and then my head will pop out which will send another spray of ketchup everywhere
01:03:33:22	01:03:35:20	Steve [Nortle]	and then I’ll put my arms out like this and I go
01:03:36:26	01:03:45:20	Steve [Nortle]	straight at him like Donatello does at the beginning of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 2’s Secret of the Ooze. All right!
01:03:40:15	01:03:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	reminding me of uh bug’s life when they all pretend to be dead
01:03:42:25	01:03:45:07	Chris [GM]	say he’s afraid, so I’ll give you advantage on this attack
01:03:45:20	01:03:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	So
01:03:57:16	01:04:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	20, and that’s going to be 10 damage And then he’s not dead, right?
01:04:03:04	01:04:04:13	Chris [GM]	What did I do?
01:04:11:01	01:04:12:19	Chris [GM]	He has not been attacked yet
01:04:12:15	01:04:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I’m going to follow that up with
01:04:17:24	01:04:28:20	Steve [Nortle]	using one of my key to follow with a flurry of blows, and I am deliberately
01:04:21:25	01:04:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	A furry ablose?
01:04:23:16	01:04:25:12	Chris [GM]	Theory of Blows
01:04:28:20	01:04:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	pulling my punches so that he doesn’t die. So this is non-lethal damage that I’m dealing to his punk rock face.
01:04:39:05	01:04:43:19	Chris [GM]	So what, you already did damage to him right?
01:04:40:28	01:04:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	is 10, and then
01:04:48:13	01:04:50:03	Steve [Nortle]	24 to hit
01:04:51:24	01:05:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	8 damage on that and then the second flurry is 17 to hit and another 8. No no no
01:05:00:02	01:05:02:22	Chris [GM]	All right, so tell me how this guy dies, please.
01:05:03:05	01:05:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	no these are this is non -lethal attack please these these yeah yeah so okay so i come i come
01:05:06:00	01:05:08:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay. So you knocked him out clearly.
01:05:10:13	01:05:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	up i’m doing like the donatello charge and he’s he freaks out and cowers and uh i do the whole
01:05:16:22	01:05:22:25	Steve [Nortle]	knee to the gut and then elbow to the back boom and then before you completely hits the ground
01:05:22:25	01:05:33:09	Steve [Nortle]	i pick him up and i just give him a really big hug staring into his eyes as it’s like with just this big old grin and like ketchup dripping off my popat
01:05:28:05	01:05:29:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:05:33:09	01:05:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just staring at him as I slowly crush him until he passes out from asphyxiation.
01:05:37:14	01:05:43:22	Chris [GM]	And in his passing-out breath he says… It smells good.
01:05:46:18	01:05:47:02	Steve [Nortle]	Hines!
01:05:48:08	01:05:52:11	Chris [GM]	So he is passed out 100%. Awesome.
01:05:50:25	01:05:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, the sponsor of today’s episode is Heinz Ketchup
01:05:55:22	01:06:05:27	Brin [Basil]	and you all thought I was great okay so um this hot dog over here that’s going after
01:06:06:20	01:06:16:25	Brin [Basil]	eros i’m gonna jump and I’m going to use my katana.
01:06:18:08	01:06:23:09	Chris [GM]	Okay, so your shield goes down on the shield?
01:06:20:24	01:06:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	to cast Sibirly Bobs Oh, did I? I’m prone Okay, did i
01:06:22:05	01:06:51:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay, so
01:06:23:09	01:06:32:17	Chris [GM]	you saw that nortle was alive right i don’t know i’m asking if you if you saw that whole thing with axe happening
01:06:29:09	01:06:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	You also heard me cackling
01:06:30:04	01:06:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	Now what I’m thinking is that Basil’s like a vampire And she’s raising the dead Yeah, and that she actually is a zealot
01:06:38:00	01:06:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	necromancy
01:06:41:26	01:06:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	of Zen, the necromancer. So I’ve heard all the words of Idios about this and I’m starting to really freak out. I’m in the dark woods you know it’s like a bit
01:06:51:19	01:06:58:19	Brin [Basil]	it’s 15 to hit
01:06:53:17	01:06:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	of a mushroom trip
01:06:59:22	01:07:00:26	Brin [Basil]	this guy right here
01:07:01:13	01:07:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	still for your bobs
01:07:11:12	01:07:15:17	Steve [Nortle]	to do with anything but I just rolled another nat 20 Just saying, just letting you know
01:07:15:02	01:07:16:28	Brin [Basil]	21 to hit that time
01:07:17:23	01:07:20:25	Chris [GM]	so you you land your first attack because
01:07:22:19	01:07:23:28	Chris [GM]	Or, or the second attack. Yeah.
01:07:23:18	01:07:25:01	Brin [Basil]	Seven is the damage.
01:07:25:16	01:07:30:24	Chris [GM]	This guy… Are you killing him? Or are you non-leafing this guy? It’s up to me.
01:07:32:10	01:07:34:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m killing, yeah.
01:07:34:23	01:07:36:01	Steve [Nortle]	There’s ketchup in the air
01:07:37:05	01:07:38:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m just gonna go
01:07:40:26	01:07:41:15	Brin [Basil]	the back
01:07:44:13	01:07:50:17	Steve [Nortle]	Like in an anime it’ll just like slowly slide and then it’s like a hose releases
01:07:47:26	01:07:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	who is this guy?
01:07:51:03	01:07:54:20	Chris [GM]	Itzy I think is bass player? Let me see.
01:07:55:23	01:07:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	play without a bass player
01:07:59:17	01:08:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	a piano player They probably have a minus track for that one anyway
01:08:00:00	01:08:02:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he’s rhythm guitar.
01:08:03:10	01:08:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	alright yeah
01:08:06:16	01:08:10:14	Brin [Basil]	He’s dying for sure! I’m killin’ him!
01:08:12:02	01:08:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to move inspiration to you so you have inspiration now so you can roll anything at advantage I also still have that and
01:08:24:21	01:08:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	I am like I’m freaking out I’m like, Valclaw! I think she’s necromancy shit. She brought Nortle back to life.
01:08:33:15	01:08:36:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m like, I’m standing over you at this point.
01:08:36:28	01:08:46:17	Dave [Xeros]	she just killed the bass player of Roses… Okay, not a big deal. But, sorry, Rhythm Guitar
01:08:41:08	01:08:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:08:41:18	01:08:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:08:42:15	01:08:44:11	Chris [GM]	lead guitarist
01:08:48:13	01:08:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	They’ll never win Nah
01:08:51:24	01:08:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	Never mind She hasn’t really done anything to Roses & Guns’ but
01:08:55:28	01:08:59:02	Brin [Basil]	But I’m about to do something to you!
01:09:00:18	01:09:03:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you concerned for your own life? For your own safety?
01:09:03:08	01:09:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes
01:09:06:17	01:09:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	She broke my violin!
01:09:08:08	01:09:10:15	Brin [Basil]	You broke your violin idiot!
01:09:11:11	01:09:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	Shut up, undead Nortle.
01:09:14:14	01:09:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	I’m counting two of these guys already down. Two, then I can… Well this one’s not fully dead.
01:09:25:13	01:09:27:18	Dave [Xeros]	See? He’s coming back to light.
01:09:28:04	01:09:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	That’s called waking up.
01:09:31:02	01:09:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	Help me, Fowclaw. Help me.
01:09:34:00	01:09:40:18	Steve [Nortle]	The bass player is in the tree just like I think I’m better up here listening to this argument
01:09:40:11	01:09:50:27	Brin [Basil]	Let’s turn around you’re next let’s
01:09:45:29	01:09:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	band members together for more than two days.
01:09:50:27	01:10:04:02	Brin [Basil]	let’s
01:09:51:04	01:09:51:18	Chris [GM]	Right.
01:09:53:06	01:09:57:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what you want me to do. Is she going to, is she?
01:09:59:02	01:10:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	Unarmed striker in the face for me.
01:10:03:06	01:10:07:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She does look a little crazy. You did not tell us your plan.
01:10:04:02	01:10:11:29	Brin [Basil]	stay focused yeah that what it was
01:10:08:02	01:10:09:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah that’s because we won
01:10:09:01	01:10:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you did Eros
01:10:12:08	01:10:21:29	Brin [Basil]	didn’t break it he broke it himself oh really when you were you were coming to attack me.
01:10:13:29	01:10:17:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well as far as I know from what I saw
01:10:14:24	01:10:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	wall of force me!
01:10:24:19	01:10:27:12	Dave [Xeros]	and myself I felt in danger for my life
01:10:27:05	01:10:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, are you guys still making this argument while people are like
01:10:29:28	01:10:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	We’re speed talking
01:10:31:28	01:10:32:14	Chris [GM]	Wait!
01:10:31:29	01:10:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:10:33:04	01:10:33:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry
01:10:33:14	01:10:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	Actually we’ve all been punched twice now Okay fine Stop her
01:10:35:23	01:10:37:01	Brin [Basil]	Except for me.
01:10:39:04	01:10:43:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my turn oh Oh, okay. Because everybody else is dead.
01:10:44:11	01:10:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	Want me to sting her?
01:10:49:16	01:10:51:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you approaching Eros? Are you going to let…
01:10:53:15	01:11:04:28	Brin [Basil]	I just helped him he was attacking him and I just cut this guy down from him You honestly think that I would hurt my friends? You honestly
01:11:04:28	01:11:06:14	Brin [Basil]	think that I would kill my brother?
01:11:06:13	01:11:10:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We can’t have this conversation for right now. It’s not… We can actually do this.
01:11:11:28	01:11:12:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:11:12:04	01:11:13:16	Brin [Basil]	NO FRIENDS!
01:11:15:06	01:11:23:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	back in the mirror um i’m not gonna attack basil because i’m like this seems kind of weird but
01:11:23:05	01:11:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m very confused so uh i am going to he is he is alive but eros is having a hard time
01:11:25:13	01:11:28:11	Chris [GM]	You can clearly see that Nortle is now up and…
01:11:30:22	01:11:36:22	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you roll an investigation check for me, Falclaw?
01:11:32:25	01:11:43:22	Steve [Nortle]	You can
01:11:35:09	01:11:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s good that’s a good idea yeah my plus my pluses here a 20 wow
01:11:37:27	01:11:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	investigation she’s
01:11:43:22	01:11:51:28	Steve [Nortle]	smell the Heinz in the air! There’s like little packets falling off of my shell
01:11:51:23	01:11:55:01	Brin [Basil]	Have i ever acted different in a fight?
01:11:55:01	01:12:06:02	Brin [Basil]	honestly you
01:11:55:22	01:12:01:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’ll be okay trust me
01:12:04:00	01:12:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m very predictable yeah still predictable
01:12:06:02	01:12:11:29	Brin [Basil]	came over to punch me
01:12:06:10	01:12:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	Predictably chaotic
01:12:12:09	01:12:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	I came over to hit you in the face with a violin. Completely different.
01:12:14:22	01:12:15:05	Steve [Nortle]	a big difference.
01:12:16:18	01:12:21:16	Chris [GM]	got axe over there you’ve got slush over there
01:12:17:16	01:12:18:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
01:12:21:29	01:12:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	You got a dead rhythm guitar,
01:12:24:21	01:12:28:17	Chris [GM]	itsy and a downed knocked out
01:12:27:24	01:12:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	but you also have an orc that obviously is not good for them.
01:12:31:08	01:12:31:24	Chris [GM]	steve
01:12:33:05	01:12:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I am going to cast control flame
01:12:38:14	01:12:48:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because this guy’s smoldering he’s on fire a little bit okay there’s no fire he didn’t set
01:12:42:22	01:12:44:14	Chris [GM]	with your firebolt, it doesn’t catch him on fire
01:12:48:25	01:12:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	anything on fire and there’s not flames anywhere oh man well that ruins the plan what that okay
01:12:51:29	01:12:53:14	Chris [GM]	not with the cantrip
01:12:55:11	01:13:03:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right um all right then one second folks um i’m gonna cast mage hand
01:13:03:18	01:13:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i am going to untie the orc i’m gonna do
01:13:06:05	01:13:08:22	Chris [GM]	do the golden touch oh you’re going to untie
01:13:09:14	01:13:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	The Golden Palm. Golden palm-em!
01:13:09:26	01:13:20:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with like the golden hand um no
01:13:13:10	01:13:17:06	Chris [GM]	the orc I like it are you going to say anything to the ork first
01:13:17:10	01:13:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	Golden palms!
01:13:21:11	01:13:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m not no no uh based on his reaction
01:13:25:22	01:13:32:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like pretty sure that this half-orc woman is going to be a female sorry
01:13:34:01	01:13:40:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so yeah i’m going to unty the orc um and uh
01:13:44:01	01:13:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	I wonder if she’s from the Orca’s Fortress of Mephorfus.
01:13:45:23	01:13:46:21	Chris [GM]	A little more porpoise.
01:13:47:24	01:13:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	She probably has a really bad education.
01:13:50:01	01:13:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but i am going to make an attack okay well i cast because uh because it’s a cantrip
01:13:54:19	01:13:57:22	Chris [GM]	So your mage hand is your action? Yeah, it’s still your action.
01:13:57:07	01:14:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s still my action oh okay well then i’m just gonna untie
01:14:03:01	01:14:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	a dream.
01:14:04:22	01:14:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	though i am gonna say i’m gonna say um hey i’m not tell you can you help us out and it doesn’t look like these guys are being very friendly.
01:14:16:10	01:14:18:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want to tell us a little bit about what’s going on?
01:14:17:16	01:14:22:11	Chris [GM]	She is bound and she kind of gives you a knowingly like… She’s going to nod it.
01:14:22:09	01:14:24:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, cool. We’ll talk after the battle is over.
01:14:25:26	01:14:26:15	Chris [GM]	She doesn’t say that.
01:14:28:02	01:14:29:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright. Alright.
01:14:30:12	01:14:31:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s untied.
01:14:35:12	01:14:37:17	Chris [GM]	is it a sleight-of-hand but like the mage hand
01:14:37:26	01:14:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	It would be a slide
01:14:39:27	01:14:41:01	Chris [GM]	it’d be a sleigh-to-hand check so
01:14:44:11	01:14:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	unbinding someone.
01:14:45:20	01:14:47:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have one of Steve’s 20s.
01:14:48:16	01:14:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	You have advantage with your…
01:14:50:13	01:14:54:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I do have a finish. Holy mother. Yeah, that was mine.
01:14:53:25	01:15:00:29	Brin [Basil]	one oh so you’re gonna you’re
01:14:56:00	01:15:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	You also have Bardic Inspiration, but that’s not going to do anything because that was a one as well.
01:15:00:29	01:15:12:25	Brin [Basil]	need what you’re
01:15:02:03	01:15:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	Two ones in a row,
01:15:02:08	01:15:05:10	Chris [GM]	i will allow the mage hand to continually
01:15:07:04	01:15:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	but you shrunk twice or maybe once.
01:15:10:07	01:15:12:13	Chris [GM]	ones in a row are you kidding me
01:15:11:09	01:15:11:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:15:12:25	01:15:20:14	Brin [Basil]	gonna need to switch out your I know but I you need to burn, you need a melt down this set.
01:15:14:14	01:15:15:26	Dave [Xeros]	I just broke my violin.
01:15:14:21	01:15:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I did this is a different set of dice I can’t help you anyway whatever you want obviously I can do anything anyway so
01:15:21:01	01:15:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	You’re just like, I’ll untie you!
01:15:25:18	01:15:30:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, sorry.
01:15:27:26	01:15:29:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright that’s cool
01:15:29:27	01:15:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s
01:15:34:21	01:15:46:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so the main test is going to keep working i’m just gonna i’m just gonna shrink and conceal myself. I’m just going to yeah casting spell oh but
01:15:41:25	01:15:44:25	Chris [GM]	with that or is that only when you’re casting spell not cantrip
01:15:44:01	01:15:44:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:15:46:21	01:15:50:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i did cast is cantrip the same? Do i have to roll wild magic for cantrips
01:15:50:08	01:15:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	No.
01:15:53:13	01:15:54:01	Dave [Xeros]	So
01:15:53:22	01:15:55:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s level one and up.
01:15:55:20	01:15:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	cast Mage Hand but it’s kind of really a slow
01:16:00:13	01:16:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	complicated knots they are complicated
01:16:00:20	01:16:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a pan hand actually. No, it’s a pan hand. Mage hands. That’s why.
01:16:03:26	01:16:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	It maybe has a golden palm and it’s is, like, weighted down.
01:16:10:01	01:16:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	Paying pan handmaid’s hand?
01:16:10:26	01:16:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	usually
01:16:11:01	01:16:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	So they’re just two frying pans trying to get the…
01:16:12:14	01:16:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	There’s no fingers.
01:16:14:23	01:16:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like trying to untie with chopsticks.
01:16:16:05	01:16:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	usually I’m pretty good
01:16:17:02	01:16:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	Chopsticks would be easier actually.
01:16:18:14	01:16:20:24	Brin [Basil]	You’re about to get panhandled.
01:16:22:22	01:16:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with knots but this is like a combination of double fisherman’s and square knot and I don’t know where to begin
01:16:26:22	01:16:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
01:16:29:00	01:16:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	Well, they are band members. They know how to tie them.
01:16:29:20	01:16:30:04	Chris [GM]	point
01:16:33:03	01:16:34:00	Brin [Basil]	Yikes.
01:16:33:29	01:16:36:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just cords that they use to tie her up
01:16:35:13	01:16:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:16:35:22	01:17:03:13	Brin [Basil]	I just said, I planned
01:16:38:17	01:16:50:12	Chris [GM]	point, you all hear a voice and lowering down from the sky comes Wolfgang.
01:16:45:27	01:16:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	Gogg!
01:16:51:17	01:17:01:16	Chris [GM]	And he looks down at you, Eros, and he’s like, Ah, Eroks, such a shame. You would have been a star on my record label.
01:16:52:11	01:16:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	seen that column of light?
01:17:02:16	01:17:12:28	Chris [GM]	As he lands on the ground, you see the dream weaver or sorry, the dream catcher begin to rise again and that black mist comes out of it again. And a completely engulfs Wolfgang.
01:17:13:04	01:17:16:20	Chris [GM]	And you hear him into that front screen,
01:17:17:26	01:17:29:13	Chris [GM]	and it transforms him into a nightmarish version of Wolfgang himself. He’s taller. He’s darker.
01:17:29:20	01:17:34:05	Chris [GM]	He’s got big claws and he floats on over.
01:17:34:18	01:17:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	And his battle music starts?
01:17:37:02	01:17:48:26	Chris [GM]	He floats on over to this guy, and he casts On this thing Something called Oh Yeah, the unconscious guy
01:17:44:00	01:17:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	Dead or out?
01:17:45:04	01:17:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	The unconscious man.
01:17:47:26	01:17:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	That unconscious guy.
01:17:48:26	01:17:59:18	Chris [GM]	Uh He turns it Create Veil Nightmare Targets a humanoid And it transforms into
01:17:59:14	01:18:07:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, he
01:17:59:18	01:18:03:10	Chris [GM]	This monster Hold on
01:18:06:17	01:18:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	He turned into wolf gangbang. And the music changed.
01:18:10:14	01:18:20:13	Chris [GM]	You see That’s Steve lying on the floor. That’s the name of the band member, not the Nodal.
01:18:10:25	01:18:11:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	His jaws.
01:18:22:03	01:18:28:15	Chris [GM]	You see him kind of contort and twist in his bones breaking ways that you do not like.
01:18:29:11	01:18:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	do that one.
01:18:30:05	01:18:32:16	Chris [GM]	Purple spikes go flying out of its back
01:18:34:01	01:18:39:17	Chris [GM]	and it hunches over and just gives you this big old growl.
01:18:39:25	01:18:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	Is this chrono trigger music?
01:18:41:29	01:18:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	you hugged that
01:18:49:06	01:18:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think it would have mattered.
01:18:52:05	01:18:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	Chris, didn’t you say that the spell just affects a humanoid?
01:18:56:19	01:18:56:26	Chris [GM]	yeah?
01:18:56:22	01:19:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	So if I had killed him would he have had no one to do that too? Oh okay so.
01:19:00:15	01:19:04:26	Chris [GM]	No, like even it can turn undead into that too.
01:19:06:17	01:19:17:15	Chris [GM]	So okay and Nortle is that was Nightmare Wolfgang’s turn. It’s Nortles’ turn now?
01:19:08:03	01:19:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	I feel about necromancy
01:19:23:02	01:19:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	So I’ve heard some of the conversation and I can tell that Eros needs a little bit of convincing
01:19:33:13	01:19:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	Am I engaged against that monstrosity? okay so i can um i will use another key point to disengage
01:19:36:08	01:19:38:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s facing you right now.
01:19:37:25	01:19:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	Can you move him off the board? Yeah, there we go.
01:19:44:16	01:19:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	so that he doesn’t get an attack of opportunity and i’m gonna sprint towards basil
01:19:55:03	01:20:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	uh we’re gonna we’re going to do oh i don’t have my paper you have that pulled up yeah
01:20:02:22	01:20:02:24	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:20:16:21	01:20:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	So if we do move B2, that’s where I turn you into nunchucks?
01:20:25:12	01:20:30:23	Steve [Nortle]	So I sprint towards her and shout. Yeah, that is what we do against the Chuldrift, remember?
01:20:30:09	01:20:33:17	Brin [Basil]	He holds me by my ears.
01:20:31:10	01:20:33:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is it like you grab her by the ears?
01:20:33:18	01:20:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	And then I swing her around and drop her down onto me. so i’m gonna i i shout b2 shot putt so that i’m she knows
01:20:36:14	01:20:46:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s my least favorite movie. Oh not this one!
01:20:46:27	01:20:53:06	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m going to as I run towards her, I’m going to grab her by the ears and then I’m just going to give her a nice couple
01:20:53:06	01:21:03:16	Steve [Nortle]	of whirls and then just yes yeah and just going hit her straight at uh the monstrosity
01:20:53:28	01:20:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	Is her sword still out so it can still slice people?
01:20:57:21	01:20:58:08	Brin [Basil]	100%.
01:21:05:23	01:21:06:26	Brin [Basil]	very okay with this.
01:21:07:09	01:21:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	on arising it afterwards so do you want to kill him Wolfgang or do we want to kill his monsters it’s kind you know
01:21:15:14	01:21:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	how about we let fate decide even even it goes toward wolfgang odds it goes towards the other one.
01:21:24:03	01:21:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	anything from solo leveling you’ll always kill the guy that can raise people
01:21:33:06	01:21:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	towards the monster? Not Wolfgang. What was… What do you want me to roll on this?
01:21:42:23	01:21:54:14	Brin [Basil]	get advantage because yeah extra but
01:21:48:27	01:21:49:09	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:21:51:04	01:21:53:19	Chris [GM]	Now – yeah, I mean that was a successful maneuver
01:21:54:14	01:22:06:05	Brin [Basil]	extra damage though for sure yeah okay so I’m hurling towards him
01:21:56:02	01:22:01:22	Steve [Nortle]	It would be a good throw. I feel like that should turn into your attack action.
01:22:06:09	01:22:10:07	Steve [Nortle]	the fact that we cooperated makes you feel a little bit better.
01:22:11:13	01:22:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	undead
01:22:15:14	01:22:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	new undead monsters on the field Okay, I’ll go that way. I’ll do a perception check. A bonus action perception check if I fail.
01:22:16:16	01:22:27:22	Brin [Basil]	yeah that doesn’t yes it’s
01:22:21:23	01:22:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:22:25:19	01:22:33:21	Chris [GM]	for your attack right doesn’t
01:22:26:03	01:22:27:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s it? Yes.
01:22:33:21	01:22:37:26	Chris [GM]	hit but you’re ready
01:22:35:05	01:22:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oof.
01:22:39:12	01:22:44:11	Brin [Basil]	wonderful love standing close to them
01:22:40:19	01:22:41:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:22:40:28	01:22:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	It can hit you now!
01:22:41:15	01:22:41:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha ha ha!
01:22:46:27	01:22:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	For my bonus action, I’m going to put down one hand to Eros to help him stand up.
01:22:57:08	01:23:01:12	Chris [GM]	good uh the veil nightmare
01:22:58:26	01:23:01:03	Steve [Nortle]	Do you trust me?
01:22:59:25	01:23:10:06	Brin [Basil]	wait wait i have something i have
01:23:03:17	01:23:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Show him that you’re not dead.
01:23:07:07	01:23:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	Show me your life!
01:23:08:09	01:23:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	I pull out my maraca.
01:23:10:06	01:23:24:02	Brin [Basil]	something called fighting spirit okay that’s
01:23:13:24	01:23:22:11	Chris [GM]	before you get into it that was his turn. You were doing his attack for him. Does that make sense? Yeah
01:23:24:02	01:23:35:02	Brin [Basil]	fine all right all right that’s fine yeah that
01:23:26:19	01:23:33:14	Chris [GM]	So the Veiled Nightmare is going to try and claw attack you Basil with a 16 to hit
01:23:35:02	01:23:36:28	Brin [Basil]	hits unless i use ball of force
01:23:36:05	01:23:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	You just kind of used Basil as shield didn’t you?
01:23:36:08	01:23:40:02	Chris [GM]	It does 8 damage
01:23:49:14	01:24:10:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very nightmare guitar solo music yeah punch it
01:23:51:10	01:23:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	I love it.
01:23:54:13	01:23:59:03	Chris [GM]	And this thing has got a big eye It is a Gnothic.
01:24:00:21	01:24:05:04	Chris [GM]	It’s a modified Gnophic, so it looks like a Gnauthic but it’s just got a big eye at this point.
01:24:06:05	01:24:07:11	Chris [GM]	I’m looking right after you.
01:24:10:21	01:24:12:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a shark
01:24:12:19	01:24:13:14	Chris [GM]	Basil, it’s your turn
01:24:13:23	01:24:19:26	Brin [Basil]	okay sweet um so I’m gonna try and jump up
01:24:20:29	01:24:27:05	Brin [Basil]	and do a flip over him and as I’m flipping I’m going to try and cut the tree, catch her off his neck.
01:24:27:12	01:24:28:19	Chris [GM]	off of Wolfgang’s neck.
01:24:29:00	01:24:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. You afrobatics, didn’t you?
01:24:29:14	01:24:30:13	Brin [Basil]	So go like this.
01:24:33:20	01:24:36:11	Chris [GM]	Do me an Acrobatics roll?
01:24:38:24	01:24:41:13	Chris [GM]	Afrobatrics would be cool too if she had an afro.
01:24:42:10	01:24:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	A veil…
01:24:45:11	01:24:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	Nine.
01:24:47:13	01:24:48:20	Brin [Basil]	That’s successful, right?
01:24:48:20	01:24:57:13	Chris [GM]	Successful, yes. Very nice. Okay, so I want you to roll an attack now and see if we can get this off him.
01:24:52:27	01:24:53:17	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:24:57:22	01:24:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	21
01:25:00:02	01:25:01:08	Chris [GM]	Oh! Yes!
01:25:01:17	01:25:02:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay, sweet.
01:25:02:04	01:25:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:25:03:19	01:25:06:12	Brin [Basil]	And then one…
01:25:04:08	01:25:07:13	Chris [GM]	So you’re targeting the Dreamcatcher
01:25:10:03	01:25:20:15	Chris [GM]	It slices off, falls to the ground totally fine with that it does not change Wolfgang’s form
01:25:22:23	01:25:34:16	Brin [Basil]	Can I pick it up take it I want to make sure it’s fine okay and then damage seven is possible yeah cuz like I’ve cut him yeah for sure
01:25:34:02	01:25:41:25	Chris [GM]	You weren’t doing like a precision cut you just going for what the thing you don’t care
01:25:39:14	01:26:04:28	Brin [Basil]	that’s right that’s all right
01:25:43:17	01:25:54:22	Chris [GM]	seven points of damage awesome but he is clearly angry at what you just did very angry so it is now Axe’s turn
01:25:54:22	01:25:57:12	Chris [GM]	he’s gonna try and shoot his buddy down
01:25:58:14	01:26:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	Please roll a 1 because of…
01:26:04:10	01:26:11:06	Chris [GM]	so that it’s uh he uh he misses unfortunately it’s a rope he’s got to hit up 15 to get that
01:26:11:06	01:26:17:20	Chris [GM]	so he misses that but he is going to run out and he’s you notice that he’s very careful around
01:26:17:20	01:26:28:12	Chris [GM]	this spot right here awesome and he comes up behind you nortle
01:26:24:17	01:26:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	ring around another trap.
01:26:29:04	01:26:30:29	Chris [GM]	and he does not have
01:26:32:28	01:26:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	he just use? Is his 30th? Oh. Okay.
01:26:34:14	01:26:38:13	Chris [GM]	He dashed for his Yeah, you can dash
01:26:38:13	01:26:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	You can dash but you can’t take an action so he… Exactly. So you dash is like you take an option and then you bonus action it
01:26:40:21	01:26:42:20	Chris [GM]	His action was trying to shoot
01:26:46:18	01:26:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	So you can’t bonus action a dash, unless he’s like a rogue.
01:26:55:06	01:26:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	Did Eros accept my hand of friendship?
01:26:59:01	01:26:59:28	Chris [GM]	the arrows
01:27:02:00	01:27:04:23	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, we’ll just wait until your turn then.
01:27:04:01	01:27:06:28	Brin [Basil]	somebody get this man it’s Yara
01:27:07:20	01:27:12:14	Chris [GM]	wizard is going to look at you Falclaw and he’s gonna do arcane burst
01:27:12:19	01:27:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what no he’s not um yeah
01:27:19:25	01:27:31:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it yeah well cool oh i did conceal myself i did say my last turn
01:27:21:29	01:27:25:04	Chris [GM]	that’s eight points of damage
01:27:31:24	01:27:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i shrunk my my movement was like i did steal stealthily hide myself again
01:27:37:09	01:27:42:23	Chris [GM]	did you roll to see if you were successful on that still let’s do that because i didn’t have you do that my
01:27:38:06	01:27:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s do that stealth um 14
01:27:52:04	01:27:53:19	Chris [GM]	yeah five or six
01:27:57:16	01:28:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to use cutting words on the attack.
01:28:02:16	01:28:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	As a reaction, when a creature that’s not immune to being Charmed, which she’s not, makes an attack roll, ability check or damage roll I can expend one use of bardic inspiration
01:28:15:16	01:28:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	and subtract that from the creature’s roll. So what did he roll to attack him? 13 And you’re 12, right? Yeah
01:28:16:08	01:28:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	13 12
01:28:17:19	01:28:26:04	Chris [GM]	okay uh four uh yeah no yeah yeah to hit 13 to
01:28:22:11	01:28:25:08	Brin [Basil]	No, yeah.
01:28:23:29	01:28:34:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you
01:28:27:22	01:28:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t hit. Subtract 4 off of it
01:28:32:08	01:28:35:05	Dave [Xeros]	So he’s running over to attack
01:28:34:06	01:28:37:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if everybody else rolls with me then i’ll be fine
01:28:34:11	01:28:43:10	Brin [Basil]	If everybody else rolls this thing, it’s not
01:28:39:22	01:28:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	What’s the guy’s name
01:28:41:17	01:28:42:00	Chris [GM]	Slush?
01:28:42:17	01:28:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	Slush! You’re such a hack Cutting woods Oh!
01:28:43:10	01:28:55:01	Brin [Basil]	going to happen with that pan hit.
01:28:47:15	01:28:52:07	Chris [GM]	This bandit is up in the thing he’s going to try and cut his own rope
01:28:55:10	01:28:58:17	Brin [Basil]	That’s not gonna happen.
01:28:55:14	01:28:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	With his pan hands!
01:28:59:24	01:29:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so no falling damage then.
01:29:01:17	01:29:14:22	Brin [Basil]	you’d have to heat that pan up to 550 degrees lift
01:29:02:13	01:29:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like he’d be at disadvantage though.
01:29:05:13	01:29:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, because he’s upside down.
01:29:06:20	01:29:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	And he’s got pans for hands. Well if you’ve got pants for hands…
01:29:07:11	01:29:12:26	Chris [GM]	How hard is it to cut a rope? Come on guys It’s not even that pamphlet It’s just a representation
01:29:09:24	01:29:12:00	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, if you got pans for hands
01:29:12:24	01:29:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:14:22	01:29:15:23	Brin [Basil]	up his shirt does he
01:29:15:23	01:30:19:08	Brin [Basil]	have a six pack. Don’t
01:29:16:11	01:29:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	If he’s got a six pack and he’s been doing yoga for a really long time and get his head between his legs
01:29:21:14	01:29:33:07	Chris [GM]	I love the enthusiasm, but we gotta get this battle done guys. So he falls to the ground He’s prone right now But gets out of the trap And it is now Oh and on his bonus action
01:29:33:07	01:29:34:01	Chris [GM]	He can stand up right
01:29:36:24	01:29:37:27	Steve [Nortle]	He uses it to movement.
01:29:39:13	01:29:41:15	Chris [GM]	Now Foul Claw You are up
01:29:45:10	01:29:55:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna cast true uh can i like roll for the mage rather than casting again
01:29:48:16	01:29:50:17	Chris [GM]	You still have the mage hand going
01:29:55:21	01:30:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i use that as like a bonus action to see if it’s like succeeds this time okay what do i roll for that another sleight of hand let’s see if he unties
01:30:10:10	01:30:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	You just rolled the one again?!
01:30:11:16	01:30:12:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:30:11:25	01:30:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:30:13:09	01:30:15:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t worry i have advantage and i’m shrunk again
01:30:19:08	01:30:30:24	Brin [Basil]	use your right hand that is not the golden handy oh you can also try this
01:30:23:12	01:30:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	No.
01:30:24:17	01:30:25:01	Chris [GM]	Have advantage?
01:30:24:29	01:30:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay 18 okay all right okay it’s on the green that’s the one okay uh my tides of chaos
01:30:26:22	01:30:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah.
01:30:33:25	01:30:45:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I get to use it on an ability check so uh so okay yeah I have for what now now okay here it’s gonna be a 20.
01:30:36:19	01:30:37:16	Chris [GM]	Okay
01:30:38:19	01:30:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have to roll Wild Magic now though?
01:30:43:01	01:30:43:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
01:30:45:04	01:30:55:09	Brin [Basil]	for me. You cleric!
01:30:45:11	01:30:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay great um son
01:30:45:13	01:30:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go golden handy. Now it’s 16.
01:30:49:23	01:30:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	I think you manifest things.
01:30:52:25	01:30:57:23	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s like negging manifesting. It’s the opposite.
01:30:55:04	01:31:07:03	Chris [GM]	Alright so Mage Hand is successful The rope break loose And the ogre Half ogre
01:30:56:05	01:30:59:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s the opposite? Okay, I’ll just think one.
01:31:01:19	01:31:02:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:31:07:12	01:31:09:04	Brin [Basil]	Gosh, she’s ugly
01:31:08:14	01:31:18:23	Chris [GM]	Orc thank you Stands up, rips off the gag and says these.
01:31:09:04	01:31:19:20	Brin [Basil]	I was like
01:31:12:25	01:31:14:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the gag.
01:31:15:27	01:31:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	You had to add that one, did you?
01:31:19:20	01:31:21:08	Brin [Basil]	did Chris just say that?
01:31:21:23	01:31:24:00	Chris [GM]	He said it and they made me say it.
01:31:21:27	01:31:35:23	Brin [Basil]	There’s traps
01:31:22:02	01:31:24:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He said it. Maybe he said it yet.
01:31:22:12	01:31:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:31:26:26	01:31:28:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:31:28:24	01:31:30:07	Steve [Nortle]	Highly suggestible DM.
01:31:34:01	01:31:41:08	Chris [GM]	She’s going to yell out there’s traps everywhere. Be careful where you step. There’s one right in front of you owl dude.
01:31:39:19	01:31:40:09	Brin [Basil]	in front of you
01:31:43:04	01:31:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	Aren’t you still airborne?
01:31:43:12	01:31:54:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me yeah maybe it’s up in the tree though or something okay i’m staying in the air
01:31:46:13	01:31:54:07	Chris [GM]	No, it’s on the ground stuff but yeah not if you stay afloat. Yeah, they’re all sling trapped.
01:31:50:02	01:31:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	basically you’re not gonna hit a trap ever
01:31:54:29	01:32:01:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay uh and then as my action i’m gonna cast true strike on our nightmare wolfing friend
01:32:01:24	01:32:07:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	figure out what his weakness is because i thought it was his weakness or his necklace but
01:32:09:29	01:32:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	Although the necklace hasn’t been destroyed, it’s simply been removed.
01:32:13:20	01:32:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	made of pearls either
01:32:17:02	01:32:18:21	Steve [Nortle]	Palk Hall, do you want to explain that one to me?
01:32:20:11	01:32:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you always ask me to explain things when we’re fighting like the most inconvenient times
01:32:28:02	01:32:29:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a continual learner!
01:32:29:15	01:32:32:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m here to teach 24-7 and then
01:32:31:08	01:32:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	he can’t he can t he can like add but he wants to learn how to add
01:32:36:11	01:32:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	And just fine!
01:32:37:03	01:32:41:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you always ask when my wings are tied and I can’t explain
01:32:37:10	01:32:39:01	Brin [Basil]	Very fast if I do
01:32:43:09	01:32:47:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just an action concentration spell so
01:32:48:15	01:32:50:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um, I don’t think so
01:32:49:26	01:32:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	no true strike is just a bonus action you just he automatically gets to know what your weakness
01:32:53:17	01:32:56:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well, it’s just my action. I’m just using it as my
01:32:55:22	01:33:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you don’t have true strike as a bonus okay oh okay
01:33:00:25	01:33:04:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It just says it’s one action My only bonus action says it is an opportunity attack
01:33:04:11	01:33:13:25	Chris [GM]	You find out it is resistant. It’s immune to poison, Nightmare Walking is immune to
01:33:06:02	01:33:08:26	Brin [Basil]	the system
01:33:13:25	01:33:17:10	Chris [GM]	poison and resistant to necrotic and psych damage.
01:33:18:12	01:33:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	but what’s his weakness like can you use to actually hurt him more okay because usually would be like
01:33:21:27	01:33:29:05	Chris [GM]	It doesn’t say if it’s a
01:33:26:13	01:33:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It gives me a brief insight into the target’s defenses.
01:33:30:17	01:33:34:01	Chris [GM]	humanoid usually fire is pretty painful
01:33:33:23	01:33:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	it well and that’s what i’m saying is like do we have to use like magical weapons to hurt him is he immune to like magical damage like those sorts of things yeah
01:33:41:08	01:33:42:02	Chris [GM]	well yeah so
01:33:43:02	01:33:44:25	Chris [GM]	Damage Immunity says Poison
01:33:46:08	01:33:49:09	Chris [GM]	Condition immunities is Charm, Frightened, Paralyzed, Poison
01:33:50:11	01:33:52:17	Chris [GM]	Damage-Resistant, Necrotic Psychic
01:33:55:02	01:33:58:28	Chris [GM]	Any bludgeoning, piercing or slashing from non-magical attacks
01:33:58:19	01:34:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	that’s it so like if we’re using bludgeoning piercing or slashing it’s not going to do an attack on it half the amount but we’re all magical at this point
01:34:04:11	01:34:09:15	Chris [GM]	It’ll do half the amount if it’s a non-Magical thing
01:34:10:15	01:34:12:20	Dave [Xeros]	because we’ve all been honed except for his boss
01:34:12:13	01:34:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	But my question is, are they still magical if they simply don’t have the strength and ability?
01:34:19:05	01:34:21:09	Chris [GM]	talking about what you did with Limpian Biscuit?
01:34:22:22	01:34:27:15	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t say those are magical items. Those were just enhancements to your weapons
01:34:27:26	01:34:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	touch rapier is magical my violin was magical too
01:34:36:13	01:34:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	weaknesses. We don’t necessarily know how to shut him down.
01:34:47:17	01:34:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	did you? did you skip me?
01:34:48:20	01:34:56:00	Steve [Nortle]	Wait. Yeah, he hasn’t accepted my hand. I’ve been standing here the whole time with my hand extended just waiting.
01:34:55:26	01:34:58:06	Chris [GM]	I’m so sorry we did. Yeah, you are up.
01:34:58:22	01:35:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, can I move real quick too? Sorry while they’re going to get in position over here to make an attack next time.
01:35:00:11	01:35:01:26	Chris [GM]	You were after Axe.
01:35:03:15	01:35:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay see how it is all right i’m gonna do something to you then yeah
01:35:05:18	01:35:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you accept it’s been like it feels like it’s been 10 minutes that I’ve have been standing
01:35:14:07	01:35:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	here. It’s probably been closer to six seconds
01:35:18:10	01:35:23:13	Dave [Xeros]	use my movement to grab his hand and since he did that can i like not expend
01:35:23:13	01:35:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	half my uh movement to stand up okay so i’m i am now up okay and have you with me accepting
01:35:25:24	01:35:27:06	Chris [GM]	you out sure absolutely
01:35:28:22	01:35:30:22	Chris [GM]	that was his bonus action right? Yeah
01:35:34:01	01:35:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	that hand have you convinced me to i gotta make a perception check i’m going to bonus action perception check real quick just to make sure that he’s alive yeah if i can if if i could smoke
01:35:40:14	01:35:41:19	Chris [GM]	you can smell the ketchup
01:35:44:11	01:35:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	perception it’s percept perceiving wrong
01:35:51:24	01:35:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	one well it would have been 15 anyway there’s a 12
01:35:56:28	01:35:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think it’ll be fine
01:35:58:28	01:36:04:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah I mean like yeah it’s long as long as my fur is okay
01:35:59:26	01:36:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	15 okay no what are you alive basil didn’t kill you team noros all the way
01:36:00:29	01:36:02:17	Chris [GM]	that’s a success you can tell it’s ketchup
01:36:06:10	01:36:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	team Noros
01:36:06:25	01:36:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you might turn into one of these undead things but I think your fur will be fine Your coat will be fine.
01:36:09:02	01:36:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	I am, so with that I’m going to cast With my crystal ball of telepathy
01:36:20:15	01:36:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	Uh I had it
01:36:27:09	01:36:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Gonna cast suggestion At
01:36:33:13	01:36:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	Axel Rose R-O-W-E-S And I’m Going to say
01:36:42:08	01:36:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	Look I’m really sorry about the whole, you know, sending in for groupies downing Krenn. But you do realize that this guy has now officially messed with one of your band members
01:36:54:06	01:36:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	there’s no way you’re going to win the Battle of the Bands if he starts turning you guys all into monsters
01:37:00:11	01:37:03:14	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t you think that he might be the bad guy in this?
01:37:03:13	01:37:08:16	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang looks at him and says, The deal stands. More for you
01:37:07:29	01:37:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	How is it… Okay well he has to actually try to make a save against that
01:37:15:28	01:37:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	Wisdom saving throw
01:37:19:03	01:37:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	17’s the save on that so he fails So He
01:37:25:12	01:37:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay I suggest course of activity Creature that can’t be charmed Or immune or effect Target must make wisdom saving throw
01:37:36:04	01:37:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	So basically I’m going to finish it off after he’s like Hey you’re going to have to help us out here man Like I’m sorry but we’ll figure This out This guy is bad, he’s bad
01:37:47:16	01:37:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	You need to attack
01:37:50:08	01:37:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	But he’s not going to attack such a way that he would be in danger though, right? Isn’t that part of it the suggestion won’t let them…
01:37:59:28	01:38:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t suggest that they kill themselves but if it’s you’re joining me
01:38:06:12	01:38:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	he’ll switch sides so he’ll be using his attacks against that guy
01:38:08:13	01:38:13:05	Chris [GM]	now does this last for a while or is
01:38:12:29	01:38:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	concentration, it’s concentration for 8 hours I had to drop my scrying when that happened but still if I can concentrate on this for 8 hrs
01:38:21:20	01:38:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	oh he could or he could back up vocals
01:38:23:26	01:38:25:05	Steve [Nortle]	He could be our pack-up downside!
01:38:33:11	01:38:34:16	Dave [Xeros]	Is it in the background?
01:38:36:08	01:38:43:27	Chris [GM]	okay i like Okay, so it is the Bale Nightmare’s turn.
01:38:39:17	01:38:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, since I
01:38:44:22	01:38:51:12	Chris [GM]	And it’s going to run towards Nortle and you Arrows.
01:38:54:11	01:39:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	did get up, I do want to move if that’s okay. Um, I’m going to move just kind of back around and
01:39:00:12	01:39:01:26	Chris [GM]	Pick them up and put them where you want.
01:39:06:28	01:39:08:27	Chris [GM]	Okay, did you cross this path right here?
01:39:12:03	01:39:15:06	Brin [Basil]	put your miniature back where it was
01:39:15:15	01:39:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	The half orc’s warning was way too vague to help us out.
01:39:16:07	01:39:18:14	Chris [GM]	Just roll me a…
01:39:23:14	01:39:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	Everybody be careful!
01:39:24:17	01:39:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he skipped over it, he did one of those right there
01:39:28:17	01:39:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. I danced
01:39:28:26	01:39:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	Ta-da!
01:39:30:24	01:39:32:13	Chris [GM]	Dexterity. Roll me a dexterity
01:39:32:11	01:39:34:15	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t walk anywhere He always skips.
01:39:33:23	01:39:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	Just flat dex, or do you want like… I know. Is it flat dext, or is it
01:39:34:23	01:39:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	except
01:39:40:04	01:39:41:13	Chris [GM]	Dex
01:39:45:28	01:39:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	Dexterity save me.
01:39:50:03	01:39:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	That would be 22.
01:39:51:01	01:39:57:12	Chris [GM]	Nice You see the trap And you jump right over it
01:39:53:21	01:39:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	A pirouette over the top of it
01:39:54:21	01:39:55:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:39:55:01	01:39:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:55:09	01:39:56:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are in your head
01:39:59:08	01:40:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	Toes perfectly pointed.
01:40:00:22	01:40:01:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’ve
01:40:02:26	01:40:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	tried to been honey-trap before. I know what’s going on here
01:40:05:12	01:40:10:01	Chris [GM]	Nice Awesome The veil nightmare
01:40:12:02	01:40:13:26	Chris [GM]	Is going To
01:40:16:04	01:40:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	You said charges at me?
01:40:18:12	01:40:23:13	Chris [GM]	It comes up right behind you It’s gonna grab you by your Shoulders
01:40:24:17	01:40:31:13	Chris [GM]	And it’s going to do something called a veil gaze. It’s going look right in your eyes, and you need to do a constitution saving throw.
01:40:39:23	01:40:41:17	Chris [GM]	It doesn’t seem to affect you very much.
01:40:42:15	01:40:44:23	Brin [Basil]	Disgusting. The freaking…
01:40:44:20	01:40:45:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t look at me
01:40:45:24	01:40:48:11	Brin [Basil]	That freaking Hobbit hole is lucky.
01:40:46:04	01:40:51:08	Chris [GM]	It’s staring at you hard, but it’s not making a connection.
01:40:54:24	01:41:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m channeling Rex Kwando right now, so I find my inner Rex My inner Rex
01:41:02:17	01:41:12:21	Chris [GM]	claw you as a 10 hit. Okay, you’re good. So, it’s just kind of – it’s going to set you down gently. It’s going TO kind of brush off your shoulders and be like ahhh.
01:41:05:03	01:41:10:17	Brin [Basil]	Just a ten hit? it? Nortle just slaps it.
01:41:10:17	01:41:20:04	Brin [Basil]	Okay,
01:41:12:13	01:41:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	Straight to the Pope hat a little bit
01:41:15:13	01:41:16:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah. Basil, you’re up.
01:41:20:04	01:41:23:18	Brin [Basil]	so the first thing I’m going to do is
01:41:29:14	01:41:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	to turn you evil.
01:41:32:20	01:41:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	the difference
01:41:34:26	01:41:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	She broke my violin with dreamcatcher magic
01:41:36:11	01:41:38:08	Chris [GM]	What are you going to do after you put it on?
01:41:39:03	01:41:50:25	Brin [Basil]	just gonna stab him in the back. Huh oh I wonder if should I punch him instead because he’s at a disadvantage with
01:41:41:26	01:41:45:10	Chris [GM]	Nothing – you don’t notice anything with the Dreamcatcher on.
01:41:49:09	01:41:55:19	Steve [Nortle]	well your katana is magic because it’s
01:41:50:25	01:42:06:28	Brin [Basil]	the magic stuff right not disadvantage that’s true I don’t
01:41:54:21	01:42:01:28	Chris [GM]	If you want to know what the DreamCatcher can do for you, we’ve got to do like a Detect Magic or Arcana check-on, okay?
01:42:03:14	01:42:08:06	Chris [GM]	Just I love where your head is going but you’re not going to know immediately but it doesn’t miss you.
01:42:03:24	01:42:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	Old Fowley over here.
01:42:06:28	01:42:15:21	Brin [Basil]	have anything right yes let’s do
01:42:09:11	01:42:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	that on and you want to actually do a strike?
01:42:12:19	01:42:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	Katana or knuckle
01:42:18:22	01:42:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	chris is nightmare nevermind i forgot she has a different weapon than i was thinking
01:42:28:26	01:42:40:11	Brin [Basil]	just I’m stabbing it with that 19 to hit great okay and this one is 1d8 plus 3
01:42:34:12	01:42:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what Fallos
01:42:41:13	01:42:44:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This partnership is really difficult.
01:42:44:04	01:42:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t like the Fallos partnership do ya?
01:42:45:16	01:42:47:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is really
01:42:48:10	01:42:49:01	Brin [Basil]	Ten damage.
01:42:49:16	01:42:50:18	Chris [GM]	Ouch. That hurt.
01:42:50:17	01:42:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	Idios is against Fallos.
01:42:54:16	01:43:00:01	Chris [GM]	uh… It is now Axe’s turn and he’s gonna run over to
01:43:02:28	01:43:04:15	Chris [GM]	uh… That one was Doof.
01:43:06:11	01:43:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	Doof the panhandle?
01:43:09:06	01:43:10:24	Chris [GM]	Doof, his full name.
01:43:13:10	01:43:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	I know you skipped arrows did you skip me
01:43:18:03	01:43:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	no i just helped him up
01:43:18:25	01:43:23:20	Chris [GM]	Am I skipping you guys left and right? No because you went before The Veil Nightmare.
01:43:26:07	01:43:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	He just helped me up.
01:43:28:02	01:43:29:18	Chris [GM]	You got getting confused with you guys
01:43:30:04	01:43:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	reacting in each other’s turns okay finish what
01:43:31:18	01:43:32:20	Chris [GM]	Yes okay
01:43:34:05	01:43:36:04	Chris [GM]	sounds good sorry guys
01:43:34:23	01:43:37:11	Brin [Basil]	Because he was supposed to go before me, right? Yeah.
01:43:36:15	01:43:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s going to be difficult
01:43:37:14	01:43:49:01	Chris [GM]	I’m so sorry keep me straight please uh so he runs over to doof and fully persuaded he’s gonna
01:43:45:12	01:43:46:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll give him a call.
01:43:47:13	01:43:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this way
01:43:49:01	01:43:58:17	Chris [GM]	start yelling at duke look what they did the steve man they did and i’m gonna see if he’ll convince doop to stop as
01:43:58:17	01:44:04:05	Chris [GM]	well nope
01:44:04:29	01:44:13:26	Chris [GM]	doof does not care he’s like deal’s a deal man deal’s the deal it’s a dumbass yep okay
01:44:09:22	01:44:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	Dupes of dumbass!
01:44:09:22	01:44:13:04	Brin [Basil]	He just, he just wants to use that pan hand.
01:44:16:16	01:44:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	Change!
01:44:16:17	01:44:23:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, now Nortle please and then Eros and then Wolfgang.
01:44:19:02	01:44:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’ll okay um okay so
01:44:27:22	01:44:30:19	Chris [GM]	And I actually didn’t skip Nightmare Wolfgang, I’ll explain why.
01:44:32:14	01:44:46:05	Dave [Xeros]	a he took it by week oh got it all right yep
01:44:33:01	01:44:39:24	Chris [GM]	He did a legendary action to turn Steve into that and that took two of his actions, two turns.
01:44:41:16	01:44:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	i’m going to okay so
01:44:44:15	01:44:45:24	Chris [GM]	He’s got three legendary actions.
01:44:47:14	01:44:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	I am going to carefully channel a cone of my breath uh so that I hit the
01:44:56:28	01:45:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	the nothic and wolfgang but not hit basil and well it’s up to
01:45:04:02	01:45:05:24	Chris [GM]	Wow, that’s going to be very,
01:45:06:15	01:45:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	he can maneuver it all he’s got to do is come here
01:45:07:04	01:45:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I mean… Yeah.
01:45:07:29	01:45:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:45:12:27	01:45:15:29	Chris [GM]	Will the cone hit both those guys or just one?
01:45:19:08	01:45:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	Or a 30-foot line. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I think I got them lined up enough.
01:45:21:15	01:45:25:27	Chris [GM]	30 foot line, it would reach Nightmare Wolfgang 20 foot cone
01:45:26:00	01:45:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	Well, a 30-foot line would have been fine for you.
01:45:31:15	01:45:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	But they just both need to do a DC 13 saving throw. And I’m going to use
01:45:38:15	01:45:42:23	Steve [Nortle]	Cold because that was not one of the resistances, right?
01:45:43:01	01:45:43:25	Chris [GM]	the save?
01:45:45:17	01:45:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	13.
01:45:48:05	01:45:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	Oh crap, I rolled it.
01:45:48:22	01:45:52:10	Chris [GM]	Nothic fails Vail Nightmare Fails
01:45:52:18	01:45:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	Northic Castle. Oh, castle. Northic castle.
01:45:58:05	01:46:03:15	Chris [GM]	oh no it doesn’t have bonus saves Nightmare Wolking does
01:46:06:21	01:46:08:11	Chris [GM]	23 to save on Magnum.
01:46:09:02	01:46:15:06	Steve [Nortle]	So Nightmare Wolfgang takes one, and the other guy takes three. Damage is damage
01:46:13:02	01:46:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, damage is damaged.
01:46:17:13	01:46:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	And where have you put the orc in the fighting order, by the way? I think she hasn’t done anything.
01:46:22:24	01:46:27:19	Chris [GM]	The orc is just there not going to join the fight. Orc is kind of a scared cat.
01:46:24:03	01:46:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah look at that giant thing
01:46:28:28	01:46:30:10	Brin [Basil]	She’s holding the net
01:46:31:19	01:46:32:26	Chris [GM]	Guys, once again
01:46:32:02	01:46:43:22	Brin [Basil]	she just uses it. She’s a lumberjack!
01:46:34:21	01:46:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can see it It’s right there
01:46:37:02	01:46:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	brain is saying something different.
01:46:47:05	01:46:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	okay so i am going to start off by uh bonus action bardic inspiration I’m gonna actually give that to Axel Rose if he needs like help with whatever he’s doing um
01:46:59:02	01:47:01:20	Dave [Xeros]	So, I’ll do that and then I am going
01:47:03:02	01:47:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’m
01:47:14:21	01:47:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	going to take out my Moontouch Rapia
01:47:17:16	01:47:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll jump over To
01:47:20:23	01:47:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	The dude that is still running around on fire has even taking fire damage this entire time I’m jumping over there, and
01:47:24:07	01:47:28:02	Chris [GM]	He never started on fire He just got hurt by a fire.
01:47:31:24	01:47:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to rape you.
01:47:39:12	01:47:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	Here we go.
01:47:45:25	01:47:50:24	Dave [Xeros]	That is an 18 to hit. Okay. And then he’s going to take…
01:47:50:22	01:47:52:13	Chris [GM]	Are you doing non-lethal or are you doing lethal?
01:47:54:11	01:47:57:09	Dave [Xeros]	Seven points of damage.
01:47:55:12	01:47:59:10	Chris [GM]	He’s down, how do you talk How do you take him out?
01:47:58:20	01:48:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I just kind of slide over there in his charred crested body as he’s like… And I just kind of like go up and under, and it just gets right underneath his armpit
01:48:09:26	01:48:17:18	Dave [Xeros]	and just goes like up and just takes his arm completely off. It’s one of those old school really bad horror movies
01:48:11:02	01:48:33:14	Brin [Basil]	most
01:48:18:28	01:48:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s kind of a jet engine and it shoots him the other way. And he’s down on the ground.
01:48:23:06	01:48:29:04	Chris [GM]	he rolls right into the spring trap and then it starts sprinkling everyone around. Yeah, gross
01:48:26:04	01:48:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	And then the blood is spraying everywhere and the orc gets all mad because she’s like, Hey Mildurdy!
01:48:33:14	01:48:35:02	Brin [Basil]	beautiful fountain I have ever seen
01:48:37:27	01:48:39:22	Steve [Nortle]	we’re about to stab him on
01:48:40:18	01:48:41:21	Brin [Basil]	So beautiful
01:48:41:09	01:48:46:00	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah and then i will step back behind the orc
01:48:48:12	01:48:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	Why you do this to Francesca?
01:48:52:14	01:48:57:19	Chris [GM]	Nightmare Wolfgang’s going to turn around you and he is going to
01:48:53:28	01:48:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	not doing anything
01:49:00:08	01:49:05:08	Chris [GM]	melee attack you oh, misses that
01:49:06:23	01:49:13:19	Chris [GM]	And then he’s going to turn towards Nortle and shoot you with a gun.
01:49:17:20	01:49:28:28	Steve [Nortle]	What does he think that stupid metal tube is gonna do to me? Not remotely close.
01:49:21:01	01:49:23:07	Dave [Xeros]	i know right what is this crap
01:49:21:25	01:49:22:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
01:49:24:01	01:49:27:04	Chris [GM]	nightmare mode. I mean, nine doesn’t hit does it?
01:49:28:24	01:49:29:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:28:29	01:49:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	he uh he’s bad shot it’s like he’s like i got really cool stuff but i don’t know how to use it. Like, way to go! Yeah.
01:49:29:04	01:49:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That shot
01:49:35:19	01:49:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s a poser.
01:49:38:21	01:49:40:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The nightmare poser.
01:49:39:24	01:49:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	that the bullet went wide and slammed into the corpse of the fire guy there and tears off his head, like shatters his hips Just
01:49:47:14	01:49:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	Blood just like keeps… It’s kind of like a fountain of blood. It’s still coming guys!
01:49:52:29	01:49:55:05	Brin [Basil]	Excuse me sir where did you buy that?
01:49:53:04	01:49:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	Feel like we should talk
01:49:55:16	01:49:57:08	Chris [GM]	The pistol.
01:49:57:15	01:50:01:29	Brin [Basil]	I feel like she sat into right here.
01:49:59:15	01:50:02:20	Dave [Xeros]	I want one of those to insert it right here in one of my knuckles.
01:50:04:25	01:50:05:22	Steve [Nortle]	Punch good
01:50:05:07	01:50:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	Boom!
01:50:08:10	01:50:16:24	Chris [GM]	It’s Mr. Doof’s turn, not listening to Axe at all. He’s going to run up towards Nortle.
01:50:10:22	01:50:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There we
01:50:15:29	01:50:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Is there another trap over there? Is he going to step in it?
01:50:18:20	01:50:20:08	Chris [GM]	No, he knows what I’ll track so.
01:50:20:08	01:50:21:21	Dave [Xeros]	Do the spirits even
01:50:21:28	01:50:25:09	Chris [GM]	And he’s going To attack Nortles
01:50:32:26	01:50:33:15	Chris [GM]	Pans
01:50:33:21	01:50:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, there we go.
01:50:35:18	01:50:36:17	Chris [GM]	15 to hit
01:50:37:08	01:50:38:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It can’t it.
01:50:37:11	01:50:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	Cannon! It’s cannon now. Pan hands.
01:50:39:08	01:50:40:22	Chris [GM]	Alright, he misses
01:50:40:23	01:50:44:21	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, so he swings for my arm but I just pull that into my shell and he totally just whips.
01:50:44:21	01:50:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure you just can’t hit you ever.
01:50:47:15	01:50:49:03	Steve [Nortle]	My AC is 17.
01:50:48:25	01:50:54:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s crazy! What the heck? Jeez.
01:50:49:08	01:50:50:09	Chris [GM]	Fowlclaw, you are up.
01:50:49:11	01:50:58:03	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh. Dang, I thought mine was high and it’s 15.
01:50:52:10	01:50:53:09	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a monk.
01:50:57:01	01:51:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, Steve can I use this like every spell or just like once per lamentation okay cool
01:51:02:01	01:51:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	It flipped over so you have to use the spell of Lamentations.
01:51:07:12	01:51:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	You’re still small, right?
01:51:09:07	01:51:10:01	Steve [Nortle]	password with that?
01:51:13:12	01:51:14:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	see tears
01:51:16:23	01:51:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	That might be like boohoo.
01:51:19:12	01:51:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t be ridiculous all right um okay
01:51:25:22	01:51:31:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well i am going to
01:51:34:10	01:51:45:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna try and deal some damage on this guy so i’m gonna cast chromatic orb but i’m yelling tears in this
01:51:45:25	01:51:53:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so this uh gives me uh it goes up a spell or uh upper level the spell um
01:51:53:18	01:52:03:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah that’s right
01:51:56:07	01:51:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	die goes up on my rapier.
01:51:58:10	01:51:59:25	Chris [GM]	You guys need to be using that. That’s right.
01:51:59:13	01:52:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I forgot about that.
01:52:01:02	01:52:02:22	Chris [GM]	You all have enhanced weapons.
01:52:03:04	01:52:04:25	Dave [Xeros]	My damage could have gone up…
01:52:03:23	01:52:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	As if you needed more damage on the guy whose arm you removed
01:52:07:13	01:52:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just saying. It could have been more spectacular. I could have like double it, got both arms very Monty Python.
01:52:13:05	01:52:15:01	Steve [Nortle]	One up, one down.
01:52:20:02	01:52:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	And then he gets shot in the police car.
01:52:20:12	01:52:26:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i’m gonna do cold damage as well because i don’t think that that’s
01:52:31:05	01:52:33:14	Chris [GM]	Cult damage will do damage to him for sure.
01:52:34:08	01:52:44:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna try and freeze it um okay so i’m going to roll damage on this uh
01:52:44:09	01:52:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the target takes 3d8 damage normally it’s going to be 48 because of the scroll
01:52:47:08	01:52:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	why are you not doing this more?
01:52:52:02	01:52:53:12	Chris [GM]	4d8 because of the scroll?
01:52:52:16	01:52:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	48.
01:52:52:20	01:53:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s normally three. It’s going to be forty -eight okay
01:52:55:04	01:52:55:28	Steve [Nortle]	what’s it
01:52:55:16	01:52:57:03	Chris [GM]	No, 4d-8, right?
01:52:56:17	01:52:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	48- no, 48.
01:52:59:19	01:53:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	It is
01:53:00:08	01:53:00:29	Chris [GM]	I’m asking.
01:53:01:26	01:53:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	No.
01:53:02:12	01:53:03:12	Chris [GM]	4D8 or 48?
01:53:03:16	01:53:05:04	Steve [Nortle]	3d8 plus 1d8
01:53:04:18	01:53:07:05	Brin [Basil]	Okay, it’s too bad!
01:53:05:03	01:53:18:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	17 so
01:53:05:18	01:53:06:07	Chris [GM]	Let’s see what it is.
01:53:06:05	01:53:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	6 to 9 months.
01:53:08:11	01:53:10:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s just me counting that’s all
01:53:18:06	01:53:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he can take 17 points damage you’re
01:53:21:24	01:53:22:01	Chris [GM]	Jeez.
01:53:22:05	01:53:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna try and freeze him like kind of slow his motion down because the only thing is if I roll
01:53:25:21	01:53:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	the downside to using the lamentation side?
01:53:34:27	01:53:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	it doubles your chance of wild surge
01:53:41:27	01:53:49:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or two yeah don’t worry it’s gonna be another 20 seven okay
01:53:47:10	01:53:51:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah seven
01:53:49:23	01:53:50:11	Chris [GM]	it looks like a one.
01:53:49:27	01:53:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:53:50:17	01:53:51:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:53:50:17	01:53:51:15	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:53:55:12	01:54:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay cool okay and then i’m gonna move uh i’m going to i’m gonna fly um i’m trying to pick you up
01:54:05:17	01:54:16:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and give you a ride for a minute get you out of there maybe and plan your next attack we’re not gonna go super far away but I’m going to… Oh, if I pull her away.
01:54:12:05	01:54:13:13	Steve [Nortle]	an attack of opportunity
01:54:13:04	01:54:18:23	Chris [GM]	On both of you guys if you do that you’re going to enter his range, and you’re gonna pull both of you out.
01:54:14:17	01:54:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	because you’re right by him I’m sorry those boots were way
01:54:17:16	01:54:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t get attack of opportunities on you with your boots do you no
01:54:25:09	01:54:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	better than, I wasn’t thinking clearly
01:54:30:28	01:54:37:26	Brin [Basil]	very stylish too but what if i jump up really fast
01:54:31:20	01:54:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	be coming into his range though so it’s good
01:54:35:17	01:54:35:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:54:40:06	01:54:42:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, if you do your boots,
01:54:40:08	01:54:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	you have bonus action jump? You do have bonus reaction jump? Do you have a reaction jump on reaction? She should be able to do it then.
01:54:42:08	01:54:48:01	Brin [Basil]	rabbit hop yep yeah I have lucky footwork
01:54:51:21	01:54:53:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just fly overhead? Okay.
01:54:53:14	01:54:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:54:54:11	01:54:56:11	Chris [GM]	he’s a large creature
01:54:57:21	01:55:00:20	Chris [GM]	You’re gonna get in this rank. So you will take an attack
01:55:01:22	01:55:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	If she can jump up – how high can your feet go?
01:55:05:26	01:55:07:04	Brin [Basil]	60 feet
01:55:06:10	01:55:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s his
01:55:08:05	01:55:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	range here?
01:55:09:13	01:55:12:22	Chris [GM]	tall. In nightmare mode he’s like a 12 foot tall
01:55:10:11	01:55:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	So if she jumps out 15 feet and he grabs her at 15 feet, they can’t touch him.
01:55:21:13	01:55:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	She can go 60 with her jump.
01:55:22:27	01:55:25:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah exactly. Make it high enough so it makes sense
01:55:23:11	01:55:27:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make it high enough okay yeah we’ll just go we’ll fly high enough
01:55:23:16	01:55:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	boing
01:55:33:18	01:55:34:09	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you’re up.
01:55:36:14	01:55:37:20	Chris [GM]	Where are you going to go?
01:55:36:22	01:55:39:26	Dave [Xeros]	This is now move F1 for you two.
01:55:39:23	01:55:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um ah okay we have a move too um i think we’re gonna move over towards this kind of above the
01:55:45:19	01:55:46:17	Steve [Nortle]	oh go ahead
01:55:50:29	01:55:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dead guy here in between our enemies so that basil has like the option or next
01:55:58:28	01:55:59:13	Steve [Nortle]	um
01:56:00:11	01:56:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	When is Axel’s turn? Is it right after Norrell?
01:56:06:10	01:56:07:17	Chris [GM]	He goes after Basil.
01:56:10:01	01:56:18:15	Steve [Nortle]	I pulled my arm in so that Doof would miss. So I’m just gonna launch
01:56:19:18	01:56:20:23	Chris [GM]	Doof? Okay.
01:56:19:22	01:56:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	Doof. Dirty 20 to hit. Nine damage Oh okay
01:56:25:13	01:56:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s dirty.
01:56:28:07	01:56:29:27	Chris [GM]	what you do to them and how you kill them?
01:56:30:24	01:56:34:13	Steve [Nortle]	He swings at me and I pull it in And I just look at him
01:56:35:19	01:56:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	And he still stands but My hand goes straight through him
01:56:40:22	01:56:41:11	Chris [GM]	are still there.
01:56:42:18	01:56:50:22	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i just and you can hear like all of his ribs crack like walked over bubble wrap as he
01:56:43:06	01:56:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:50:11	01:56:57:23	Chris [GM]	yeah with that hit big of a hit which way does he fly okay cool
01:56:50:14	01:56:51:12	Dave [Xeros]	Doof be dead.
01:56:50:22	01:56:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	straight towards axle and
01:56:59:22	01:57:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	i will go ahead and use my uh a flurry of blows
01:57:04:02	01:57:14:27	Steve [Nortle]	so i punch this guy out of his boots yeah and then i look at the big single eye and go and I
01:57:07:08	01:57:08:00	Chris [GM]	another key point right
01:57:16:09	01:57:18:05	Steve [Nortle]	go for another attack.
01:57:22:06	01:57:30:19	Steve [Nortle]	First one misses 12 to hit
01:57:33:13	01:57:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	so I punch to each side but
01:57:38:11	01:57:44:02	Brin [Basil]	wide right Right, right. That’s what I meant to say.
01:57:39:15	01:57:42:15	Steve [Nortle]	my pecs keep me from being able to reach
01:57:45:04	01:57:55:14	Steve [Nortle]	it does except as a bonus action or rather as I will spend my last key point
01:57:46:08	01:57:48:02	Chris [GM]	and does 19-bit
01:57:55:14	01:58:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	to take the dodge action which means you roll at disadvantage so he
01:58:06:06	01:58:15:05	Steve [Nortle]	tries to grab him and i go like this okay and
01:58:10:23	01:58:14:02	Chris [GM]	It will then try to Veil Gaze you again.
01:58:15:05	01:58:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a wisdom no constitution
01:58:16:16	01:58:17:13	Brin [Basil]	Not again.
01:58:20:10	01:58:22:20	Brin [Basil]	Wasting your time buddy there’s nothing there!
01:58:23:17	01:58:29:20	Steve [Nortle]	uh the giant peeper singular just one it’s like looking into the cosmos
01:58:31:18	01:58:34:09	Chris [GM]	That’s going to do 12 points of psychic damage
01:58:41:17	01:58:53:09	Chris [GM]	the save, right? Okay, awesome. I need to remember that on a success you still take half damage. That’s alright. Basil, you’re up
01:58:44:05	01:58:44:15	Dave [Xeros]	Jesus
01:58:55:14	01:58:56:08	Brin [Basil]	What are you thinking?
01:59:00:00	01:59:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	After Axe Got it And Axe is after Basel
01:59:06:26	01:59:14:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we might get some kind of advantage if we do this attack from above yeah
01:59:13:16	01:59:18:15	Brin [Basil]	Should you do so we can see what this does the dream catcher
01:59:16:22	01:59:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	up with your run you
01:59:17:04	01:59:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
01:59:18:25	01:59:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i want to i want the necklace i’m going to detect magic on it yes i want you to give it to me as a bonus actor or something
01:59:22:23	01:59:24:03	Brin [Basil]	give it to you
01:59:27:24	01:59:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	Tyler
01:59:32:04	01:59:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	should fly up up to 60 and then drop and as you come down, wall of force and just shove him into the dirt.
01:59:41:18	01:59:42:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called Dusseldorf
01:59:44:17	01:59:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s actually pretty cool yeah
01:59:45:07	01:59:55:04	Brin [Basil]	donezo he’s gonna I do not take fall damage so as high up
01:59:45:18	01:59:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like the stone on the Battle of Gondor.
01:59:48:07	01:59:49:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we can do that
01:59:52:23	01:59:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where you’re going
01:59:55:06	02:00:03:06	Brin [Basil]	as the DM will allow we and we just don’t want to pass through that’s
01:59:57:19	01:59:58:16	Chris [GM]	60 feet!
01:59:57:22	02:00:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	120 feet got it just don’t go 7 miles up if you go 7 mile up we’re screwed
01:59:58:29	01:59:59:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	60 feet
02:00:02:26	02:00:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:00:03:16	02:00:05:02	Chris [GM]	This all starts over.
02:00:05:26	02:00:15:25	Brin [Basil]	reset if we wake up idiot yeah
02:00:08:26	02:00:17:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just poke my head out of the 7 mile loop. Alright, we won’t get
02:00:11:29	02:00:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	we’ll all reset we have to do this again next week
02:00:15:25	02:00:27:19	Brin [Basil]	so I’m gonna come down and I’m gonna land directly with my wall of force he like
02:00:24:26	02:00:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	help with this too? Like throw
02:00:27:19	02:00:30:20	Brin [Basil]	like falcon falcon dive
02:00:30:24	02:00:31:06	Chris [GM]	You’ll roll too.
02:00:32:16	02:00:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	Falcon punch!
02:00:32:19	02:00:43:18	Brin [Basil]	okay yeah so i’m just going to hand on this guy that’s what my my knuckles 21
02:00:33:22	02:00:34:08	Chris [GM]	Paunch!
02:00:37:10	02:00:39:05	Chris [GM]	So what sort of attack is that?
02:00:43:18	02:00:55:03	Brin [Basil]	hit it’s hard sorry it’s tired to miss that my eyes were watering that was the only thing it’s
02:00:45:13	02:00:46:19	Chris [GM]	You don’t even need the helper.
02:00:51:20	02:00:56:05	Steve [Nortle]	your child size but she’s also a rabbit so I guess it’s still straining
02:00:54:11	02:00:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
02:00:55:03	02:01:04:09	Brin [Basil]	true excuse me
02:00:56:28	02:01:03:00	Dave [Xeros]	She’s really light All of her weight Is actually inside The fur makes it look even bigger than she is
02:01:05:17	02:01:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	When you put on a belt I noticed
02:01:06:06	02:01:08:02	Chris [GM]	what uh what’s the damage
02:01:09:23	02:01:11:21	Steve [Nortle]	down the air. She’s like, pops one of
02:01:13:07	02:01:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to sit here behind this orc
02:01:13:15	02:01:22:08	Brin [Basil]	oh there’s only four damage but I’m gonna just that’s right. Oh, okay so how much?
02:01:20:00	02:01:20:23	Chris [GM]	you gotta add
02:01:20:25	02:01:30:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah 60 feet that’s 66 6 d6 for two
02:01:23:20	02:01:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	that’s 6d6
02:01:25:18	02:01:26:14	Chris [GM]	damage
02:01:28:26	02:01:30:19	Brin [Basil]	So I have to do this six
02:01:30:24	02:01:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	5d6 plus 1d6
02:01:31:25	02:01:36:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah
02:01:33:18	02:01:34:08	Chris [GM]	66
02:01:34:07	02:01:34:28	Brin [Basil]	one
02:01:37:29	02:01:39:07	Brin [Basil]	twelve
02:01:41:07	02:01:48:26	Brin [Basil]	three, right? Thirteen hold on. Thank you
02:01:42:02	02:01:50:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah yes 17 no wait sorry 13
02:01:52:22	02:01:54:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry I lied to you
02:01:53:21	02:01:55:28	Brin [Basil]	nineteen and then five
02:01:55:27	02:01:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	24
02:01:58:16	02:01:59:07	Chris [GM]	nice
02:02:02:23	02:02:03:17	Brin [Basil]	four
02:02:04:11	02:02:09:01	Chris [GM]	off like a bunch of crystals on its back and they just fall to the floor
02:02:09:20	02:02:15:18	Brin [Basil]	uh oh which yeah
02:02:10:04	02:02:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	one did you attack again? Dreamweaver or the one that was in front
02:02:14:17	02:02:15:11	Chris [GM]	nightmare right
02:02:16:20	02:02:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	pick
02:02:18:20	02:02:28:11	Brin [Basil]	And he’s underneath my dome, or not my dome. It’s just the wall and I’m just going to hold it there and I am not going to move.
02:02:26:02	02:02:30:04	Chris [GM]	pin him down. Okay, I want to do a contested strength check on that
02:02:38:14	02:02:40:10	Chris [GM]	You gotta roll for it right?
02:02:40:28	02:02:43:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh, it is not just my strength. Oh, my bad.
02:02:43:23	02:02:49:13	Chris [GM]	contest yeah. Could you add your
02:02:51:16	02:02:52:13	Dave [Xeros]	cast what did he
02:02:52:13	02:03:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	roll 15 i am going to cast uh i’m casting
02:03:04:01	02:03:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	uh cutting words on him i’m gonna roll a d4 and it subtracts whatever your strength was by whatever i wrote it’s a spell that i have yep
02:03:14:02	02:03:19:22	Chris [GM]	that you have? Now Can you cast it as a reaction? Okay
02:03:15:19	02:03:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	yep yeah i have both um silvery barbs and cutting ones as the actions
02:03:16:10	02:03:17:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one you did to me.
02:03:25:09	02:03:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	oh
02:03:25:13	02:03:25:21	Dave [Xeros]	Six.
02:03:27:19	02:03:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	It subtracts alpha, what your reward was.
02:03:28:14	02:03:30:00	Chris [GM]	That much. Okay, all right.
02:03:32:15	02:03:35:24	Brin [Basil]	hold this bad boy yeah, for 10 minutes as well long it will last.
02:03:36:16	02:03:36:28	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:03:36:23	02:03:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, this would be well over by then.
02:03:38:03	02:03:40:14	Chris [GM]	It’s going to be trying to struggle,
02:03:44:17	02:03:51:17	Chris [GM]	All right, Thug. It’s Axe’s turn. He’s going up Khalid.
02:03:47:24	02:03:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	Pug life.
02:03:53:24	02:03:58:18	Chris [GM]	I feel like – well,
02:03:55:20	02:03:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like I should be controlling Axel
02:03:58:18	02:04:06:01	Chris [GM]	Well, I just feel like after seeing his friend get killed.
02:03:58:22	02:04:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	because he has bardic inspiration and all of the other things and I feel that if you’re a bad guy
02:04:07:11	02:04:11:11	Chris [GM]	He should have to at least contest this spell that’s got over him.
02:04:10:10	02:04:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	I still have concentration on it until my concentration is dropped nothing’s going to happen And so he, the only person that’s left is he has to go attack the Dreamweaver now because everyone else is down.
02:04:19:23	02:04:21:10	Chris [GM]	Right. Fair enough.
02:04:22:14	02:04:33:18	Chris [GM]	Goes up there and he does actually from where he was. I’ll have him first shoot him with the crossbow and it doesn’t hit then
02:04:33:18	02:04:42:17	Chris [GM]	he’ll run up and do an attack that does hit nice. he’s going to take out his mace and do 8 points of damage.
02:04:44:00	02:04:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	Hey?
02:04:44:07	02:04:52:17	Chris [GM]	That’s pretty good, because Nightmare Wolfgang ain’t looking too hot. But it’s now
02:04:52:17	02:05:00:10	Chris [GM]	Eros’ turn, and that bonus action or that reaction you did doesn’t take away from your turn at all?
02:04:53:11	02:04:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	All right. It’s my turn.
02:05:01:04	02:05:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just a reaction. And actually, now it’s reset so I get to do it again if I want to. So I’m going to…
02:05:06:02	02:05:07:24	Chris [GM]	Unless you don’t have any spell slots left.
02:05:09:02	02:05:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	These are not spell slots. Bonus. My Bardic Inspiration isn’t a spell.
02:05:14:23	02:05:18:15	Chris [GM]	But your reactions are… You can’t do Silvery Barbs
02:05:18:02	02:05:21:14	Steve [Nortle]	a certain limit of how many times you can do it per rest.
02:05:19:05	02:05:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	As a bonus action, no. So like Silvery Barbs is a spell.
02:05:22:19	02:05:25:28	Chris [GM]	for everything. you know what i mean like there’s a limit to how many times you can use it
02:05:28:02	02:05:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	Cutting Words is not. It’s a reaction as a reaction when a creature that’s not immune to being charmed you can see within 60 feet makes an attack roll ability check or damage roll you can expend one better cardic inspiration slot
02:05:38:22	02:05:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	and I still have four of these.
02:05:40:24	02:05:41:28	Chris [GM]	you have a limit on that two
02:05:41:12	02:05:45:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, my lucky footwork I can use it as a reaction
02:05:48:05	02:05:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	So I am going to…
02:05:53:08	02:05:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	How far away from the nightmare thingy am I?
02:05:57:27	02:06:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	30 feet yeah veil nightmare yeah 30
02:05:58:26	02:06:01:00	Chris [GM]	from which one the veil nightmare
02:06:04:26	02:06:07:10	Chris [GM]	six squares 30 feet
02:06:07:08	02:06:14:09	Dave [Xeros]	feet all right yeah move me right next to him and i am
02:06:14:09	02:06:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	going to i’m gonna bonus action touch who doesn’t have uh i guess none of you guys do
02:06:23:18	02:06:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay i’ll give you bardic inspiration um so that’s my bonus action and then my actual action is because
02:06:24:15	02:06:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m out of all my key.
02:06:28:17	02:06:29:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, that’ll help me.
02:06:34:06	02:06:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	my Moontouch Rapier starts to blow when it gets
02:06:38:26	02:06:48:09	Dave [Xeros]	close to the magic. I’m going to swing at my Nightmare Guy, dispel it with the light of the moon
02:06:46:08	02:06:50:06	Chris [GM]	with a roll of
02:06:48:09	02:06:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	of Saluni, with a roll of Saluni but yeah, I’ll roll it and roll it
02:07:03:06	02:07:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	but I touched myself with Bodic Inspiration last time so I’ll add that
02:07:09:26	02:07:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that makes it 16.
02:07:14:18	02:07:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so that hits and then oh no not the gnauthic
02:07:18:03	02:07:21:09	Brin [Basil]	He’s under the wall of course. Should I remove it? You’re hitting…
02:07:21:25	02:07:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s this guy I was…
02:07:23:13	02:07:33:11	Chris [GM]	you reach him you’re 30 feet remember he only walked up you walked up to the veil nightmare not two walking there’s squares here man
02:07:28:19	02:07:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One, two, three, four, five, six square.
02:07:39:24	02:07:43:22	Brin [Basil]	I can release it! I still have one use. Yeah.
02:07:43:02	02:07:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	That is fine okay
02:07:45:20	02:07:55:20	Brin [Basil]	I just stand up because I have another use.
02:07:47:18	02:07:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	And that is actually 1d10 instead of 1d8 So So that’s 10, and then it is plus 3.
02:07:51:21	02:08:02:02	Chris [GM]	right wow nice excellent
02:07:59:08	02:08:03:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hit him in the eye.
02:07:59:11	02:08:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	So that is 13 points of damage.
02:08:02:02	02:08:12:14	Chris [GM]	ouch awesome awesome okay nightmare wolfgang is going to grab
02:08:07:18	02:08:08:26	Steve [Nortle]	from friggin’ high!
02:08:14:21	02:08:21:13	Chris [GM]	Axe, and he’s going to do another legendary action. And he’s gonna turn him into a Veil Nightmare.
02:08:27:12	02:08:33:13	Chris [GM]	I don’t say he can, but if he’s alive, because normally it would deal with dead people But if he’s live, absolutely I should say
02:08:33:06	02:08:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s like because if he would try to do it to us, what would be our reaction to that?
02:08:39:06	02:08:42:27	Chris [GM]	Good point. I didn’t think of that when I made this monster
02:08:42:15	02:08:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	Constitution Saving Throw probably?
02:08:45:01	02:08:51:02	Chris [GM]	Or wisdom It looks like Because it’s like a nightmare thing So let’s see what happens.
02:08:49:24	02:08:51:28	Steve [Nortle]	How much wisdom does Axel have?
02:08:53:00	02:08:59:12	Chris [GM]	A 10, but he has Bardic Inspiration.
02:08:59:04	02:08:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	He does.
02:09:00:14	02:09:03:04	Chris [GM]	Roll that Bardic for me 20.
02:09:01:27	02:09:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	What did he get? Okay. Then no I don’t – He gets to keep it so he resisted it. and okay with a 20 you’re gonna have to like level that up he’s probably
02:09:06:25	02:09:07:16	Chris [GM]	You’re good.
02:09:13:10	02:09:19:23	Dave [Xeros]	relatively immune to it from that point yeah okay cool awesome so we don’t
02:09:15:28	02:09:24:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, 100%. But he is going to correct.
02:09:19:23	02:09:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	deal with that you can also hit him because that was legendary right okay
02:09:27:04	02:09:30:29	Chris [GM]	So he’s just going to do an attack roll.
02:09:33:01	02:09:37:06	Chris [GM]	I programmed it, but I didn’t program the little button things. It’s just so handy.
02:09:38:25	02:09:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	He shrinks! Somehow.
02:09:42:06	02:09:48:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, once again he just sets Axe down and kind of brushes off his shoulders and nothing happens.
02:09:46:05	02:09:49:02	Brin [Basil]	The negative thing
02:09:47:19	02:09:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the negative thing that happens to him from the nat 1.
02:09:51:00	02:09:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, legendary.
02:09:54:04	02:09:55:27	Chris [GM]	Okay, Falclaw you are up
02:09:57:09	02:10:03:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cool okay i am going to cast tech magic on the necklace and i’m gonna try and figure out how
02:10:03:07	02:10:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to end this freaking thing oh wait yeah yeah it’s a spell sorry i don’t have to roll yet
02:10:05:06	02:10:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	Let us know! Keep us in the DMs on this one.
02:10:08:15	02:10:17:24	Chris [GM]	you have Tech Magic as a spell? Okay, yeah. So you detect it and you know immediately
02:10:17:24	02:10:27:05	Chris [GM]	from your memory what you saw Wolfgang do this Dreamcatcher can summon the Dreamweaver. The player must speak the magic words
02:10:27:29	02:10:39:08	Chris [GM]	Dreamweaver I believe you can get me through the night and then strum the webbing While wearing it You also gain advantage on saving throws against being charmed or put to sleep if you’re attuned to it
02:10:40:22	02:10:49:27	Chris [GM]	And it also allows you to cast, once per long rest, Dream Manipulation. Which you can target one sleeping creature within 60 feet.
02:10:50:19	02:10:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	I need you to put that on and can you just dream manipulate me?
02:10:53:26	02:10:58:08	Chris [GM]	You can’t do any of the casting stuff because you can’t attune to it.
02:10:57:25	02:11:03:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, but you’re saying right now.
02:10:58:01	02:11:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not saying right now, I’m just saying like for future reference
02:11:02:26	02:11:05:22	Chris [GM]	I’ll send you what it can do via text.
02:11:06:02	02:11:12:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But right now I can’t cast but I can summon the Dreamweaver and I can use Dream Manipulation?
02:11:11:24	02:11:21:18	Chris [GM]	If you remember, you can not use Dream Manupulation. You have got to attune for that. But you do remember seeing what Wolfgang did to use it in the past.
02:11:14:27	02:11:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
02:11:22:18	02:11:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	do we want to send you the Draven stop it
02:11:24:28	02:11:26:15	Steve [Nortle]	Well since he’s the bad guy
02:11:27:07	02:11:28:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’ think so.
02:11:31:22	02:11:33:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s another thing to punch
02:11:35:20	02:11:38:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I don’T gain any sort of control over Wolfgang.
02:11:37:06	02:11:44:20	Chris [GM]	Did any of you do any sort of… You don’t gain control over Wolfgang, did any of your do any kind of perception on Wolfgang at all?
02:11:38:28	02:11:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I did like
02:11:47:13	02:11:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	um the uh
02:11:47:28	02:12:02:26	Brin [Basil]	yeah we first I
02:11:48:11	02:11:55:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what did I do the true strike about his
02:11:54:17	02:11:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	so he should know his weaknesses
02:11:56:23	02:12:07:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, so it’s not necessarily a weakness or anything but you can tell that it’s a fusion that you’re looking at. You see Wolfgang within this nightmarish creature
02:12:02:26	02:12:36:26	Brin [Basil]	want
02:12:07:13	02:12:16:14	Chris [GM]	and the creature surrounding him looks just like the Dreamweaver. The big horns and everything in the closet. It looks like a fusion of it to it.
02:12:17:02	02:12:19:04	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s kind of like a fortnight skin
02:12:21:20	02:12:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	a fort skin
02:12:23:08	02:12:25:09	Chris [GM]	No! No he will not!
02:12:24:19	02:12:25:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:12:31:16	02:12:33:25	Dave [Xeros]	He said yes. You can’t take that back?
02:12:31:20	02:12:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	at first
02:12:33:24	02:12:37:23	Chris [GM]	I said Forge skin. Fort skin. Fort with a T With a T
02:12:35:12	02:12:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you okay cool
02:12:35:28	02:12:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a fort skin! Yeah, fort skin.
02:12:36:26	02:12:45:29	Brin [Basil]	you to stop right now it’s unbearable
02:12:42:24	02:12:45:11	Chris [GM]	So Falclides you finishing up your turn
02:12:45:25	02:12:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
02:12:46:22	02:12:57:19	Brin [Basil]	we’ve crossed the line. I hate that game, I really do it.
02:12:49:18	02:12:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a Fortnite skin!
02:12:49:26	02:12:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am going to
02:12:57:18	02:13:05:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	convert my sorcery points or one of them at least for my next turn as my bonus action.
02:12:57:19	02:13:02:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s more because of the game
02:12:57:25	02:13:00:18	Steve [Nortle]	not the dirtiness of the joke It’s the source material
02:13:07:07	02:13:08:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And then I’m gonna
02:13:13:09	02:13:17:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the Gnothic. You should focus on Wolfgang.
02:13:18:15	02:13:21:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just wonder if I should go talk to our work friends and do something!
02:13:21:04	02:13:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	She’s not gonna do anything
02:13:23:03	02:13:24:00	Chris [GM]	scared out of her mind.
02:13:23:25	02:13:32:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to position myself over here so he’s maybe in between, caught on the cross.
02:13:33:15	02:13:33:22	Chris [GM]	All right.
02:13:34:23	02:13:36:02	Chris [GM]	Nortl, you are up.
02:13:36:22	02:13:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	I am basically out of tricks, so I’m just going to go ahead and use
02:13:48:19	02:13:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	16, and that’s 8 damage.
02:13:52:22	02:13:53:28	Chris [GM]	Tell me how to kill it.
02:13:55:27	02:13:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	All right. So last time I tried to punch but I missed.
02:14:00:21	02:14:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	This time I just shift my body so that it’s… My immense pecs don’t get in the way.
02:14:07:26	02:14:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	Shell
02:14:09:19	02:14:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a show.
02:14:10:07	02:14:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	Pex Uh-huh
02:14:11:17	02:14:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	This is a fantasy game, and I can have fantasies if I want!
02:14:14:25	02:14:23:05	Brin [Basil]	he gets sharp rocks and carves six packs into his shell scratches He just, he just scratches it.
02:14:19:02	02:14:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like…
02:14:20:16	02:14:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s actually just marker.
02:14:24:18	02:14:28:08	Steve [Nortle]	Dry erase even so it comes off really easily. All right.
02:14:30:00	02:14:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	No, uh… So, I pull back, and I summon- I center myself, and then I leap in the air
02:14:38:13	02:14:47:10	Steve [Nortle]	and do like a rotating windmill kick straight into his eye which bursts like a watermelon underneath
02:14:47:09	02:14:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	Delicious.
02:14:48:29	02:14:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	my incredible strength. No, no and it’s like kind of the pussy white goo stuff and it flies all
02:14:58:14	02:15:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	over Basil. Just see that? I kicked him
02:15:00:11	02:15:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	Orangey orange! Great pitty purple!
02:15:04:08	02:15:05:05	Brin [Basil]	You…
02:15:09:11	02:15:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	right in the eye!
02:15:11:04	02:15:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	You need a bath.
02:15:12:09	02:15:17:17	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like I don’t even think I got any of his blood on me. Like I feel like I’m completely clean.
02:15:13:17	02:15:18:28	Brin [Basil]	It’s not even pink! Why isn’t it red?
02:15:18:28	02:15:20:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh that’s just eye juice.
02:15:21:07	02:15:29:12	Brin [Basil]	Why does it smell like that?!
02:15:21:26	02:15:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s all those colors of the rainbow,
02:15:23:25	02:15:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	that i -juice it’s eye juice she’s
02:15:31:22	02:15:33:18	Chris [GM]	Basil, you are up.
02:15:33:21	02:15:34:04	Steve [Nortle]	Basil
02:15:35:12	02:15:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	have you ended up
02:15:37:08	02:15:38:24	Chris [GM]	Yes, every time.
02:15:39:13	02:15:41:29	Brin [Basil]	Just covered in something
02:15:39:27	02:15:43:15	Chris [GM]	Covered in sewage blood
02:15:40:07	02:15:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	a white rabbit what do you expect lick it off basil it’s okay
02:15:49:10	02:15:52:06	Brin [Basil]	I can’t like it. I can do it.
02:15:53:13	02:16:02:15	Brin [Basil]	I am going to run and slash ugly
02:16:11:03	02:16:12:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no
02:16:11:21	02:16:15:28	Brin [Basil]	Just kidding. That was a lie. That was the lie got 12.
02:16:11:27	02:16:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	You shrink as you go flying.
02:16:16:14	02:16:26:17	Brin [Basil]	It’s a seven guys out of one person visit um yeah so as I’m running I slip in the pus,
02:16:20:09	02:16:20:26	Chris [GM]	does not hit
02:16:28:29	02:16:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I forgot! As I kick him I yell Out vile jelly so I get my King Lear reference
02:16:36:14	02:16:37:22	Chris [GM]	there it is there it
02:16:37:08	02:16:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah alcohol jelly oh by the way
02:16:39:02	02:16:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow, very good
02:16:42:08	02:16:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a tortle of culture
02:16:45:12	02:16:46:17	Brin [Basil]	the demon aid do again?
02:16:47:23	02:16:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	like a blast
02:16:48:08	02:16:49:02	Chris [GM]	that you puke
02:16:51:21	02:16:53:08	Steve [Nortle]	it sends out
02:16:51:25	02:16:52:17	Chris [GM]	right demon aid
02:16:56:02	02:16:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	in all directions
02:16:56:08	02:17:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	tentacles you could bind him yeah tie him up time
02:16:58:13	02:17:09:16	Steve [Nortle]	directions. Do it do it I feel
02:17:04:22	02:17:05:16	Chris [GM]	it as your bonus action
02:17:09:16	02:17:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	like it did an explosion because you knocked over all the privies
02:17:14:14	02:17:27:21	Brin [Basil]	I’ve got to read, I released, I don’t
02:17:17:09	02:17:25:10	Chris [GM]	Spikes Hard Demonade, tendrils of dark energy erupt from you and strike each creature within 10 feet dealing 1d6 points of necrotic damage.
02:17:20:10	02:17:37:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I turn
02:17:29:28	02:17:31:00	Brin [Basil]	Six!
02:17:32:08	02:17:34:07	Chris [GM]	Oh wow! Nice.
02:17:42:09	02:17:45:02	Chris [GM]	he sort of falls to one knee
02:17:46:27	02:17:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah uh i’m gonna run over there if
02:17:47:02	02:17:49:01	Chris [GM]	and Eros
02:17:54:29	02:18:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	next to the nightmare or whatever thingy uh i am going to like moon touch rapia this guy
02:18:02:06	02:18:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	and as like the light can like cut through the darkness
02:18:07:11	02:18:18:07	Dave [Xeros]	I will roll an attack on that and that is a unnatural 20 and then it’s oh sweet it’s
02:18:11:28	02:18:12:17	Brin [Basil]	Nice.
02:18:18:07	02:18:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	a 9 plus 3 so that is 12 points of damage
02:18:24:15	02:18:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	And then on top of that, I am going to bonus
02:18:34:04	02:18:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	action down my purge. Okay, never mind. I’ll keep it!
02:18:38:05	02:18:49:16	Chris [GM]	because as you strike down you hear Wolfgang scream in agony and you see him get just torn apart by the force
02:18:49:16	02:18:58:26	Chris [GM]	of this dark magic around him and the mist appears in front of you and passes right through you and starts heading towards
02:18:58:26	02:19:09:17	Chris [GM]	the downed bandit that you saw there one of the band members and just as it’s about to cast
02:19:09:17	02:19:19:10	Chris [GM]	whatever that move was Great Veil Nightmare um, just about as it
02:19:19:10	02:19:25:20	Chris [GM]	Just as It’s about To cast That
02:19:27:11	02:19:29:04	Chris [GM]	Jumps out of the Trees
02:19:27:23	02:19:28:10	Dave [Xeros]	yes
02:19:34:19	02:19:35:16	Steve [Nortle]	the action at all.
02:19:36:12	02:19:41:15	Chris [GM]	Impressed because she Was gonna join a lot Sooner if you guys Needed it but hey You guys Rock this
02:19:37:18	02:19:43:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
02:19:42:09	02:19:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	what about everyone else
02:19:43:20	02:19:53:08	Chris [GM]	Comes down And with her Magical sword Slices The mist Down and yells to you, Falcloth, use the dream catcher.
02:19:43:24	02:19:44:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m not.
02:19:54:29	02:19:56:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll do anything she says.
02:19:57:09	02:19:59:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right, so I have the necklace on and
02:19:59:04	02:20:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	Did she say eat the dreamcatcher?
02:20:00:28	02:20:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	debate this real quick can we have a conversation
02:20:02:26	02:20:04:02	Brin [Basil]	He’s well…
02:20:03:19	02:20:08:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think LaDonna trumps all of you
02:20:04:29	02:20:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	She’s like, no!
02:20:06:09	02:20:09:03	Dave [Xeros]	can we make an opposed check real quick
02:20:09:04	02:20:11:12	Brin [Basil]	He strums it with his tongue instead.
02:20:10:26	02:20:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:20:12:00	02:20:13:11	Chris [GM]	It’s going to be his choice.
02:20:13:24	02:20:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	let’s make it a post check
02:20:16:24	02:20:18:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How does this work?
02:20:16:28	02:20:21:15	Chris [GM]	I don’t think you need to do that. I’m going to let you make the decision. Make the decision on what you want to do.
02:20:17:24	02:20:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	just let him go
02:20:19:25	02:20:20:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:20:20:02	02:20:22:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah No, I’m listening to LaDona
02:20:24:14	02:20:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I speak the words which are dream we have uh I believe you can get me through the night and then I strum
02:20:33:15	02:20:45:08	Chris [GM]	That’s it, yeah. And immediately as you do that, the black mist flies up in the air. Swirls around a few times and goes flying into the Dreamcatcher.
02:20:35:06	02:20:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the webbing in a necklace
02:20:40:06	02:20:53:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah!
02:20:45:18	02:20:47:08	Chris [GM]	And gathers the energy there.
02:20:49:25	02:20:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Captured it! It was like that one movie, like, uh… The guys that get ghosts and just suck them in.
02:20:50:06	02:20:51:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	called it
02:20:57:16	02:20:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, Ghost Suckers.
02:21:00:09	02:21:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	I love that one.
02:21:01:11	02:21:04:02	Dave [Xeros]	That was a good one. The second one wasn’t so great.
02:21:03:28	02:21:09:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, sucking makes me feel good is I think the name That’s in the tagline
02:21:09:27	02:21:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:21:11:00	02:21:12:11	Chris [GM]	Congratulations guys!
02:21:12:07	02:21:15:01	Dave [Xeros]	Good job. Good ghost-sucking, my friend.
02:21:13:29	02:21:17:05	Chris [GM]	Well done. That was awesome.
02:21:14:06	02:21:15:05	Brin [Basil]	Well done!
02:21:19:12	02:21:28:05	Chris [GM]	You have defeated… You see lying there on the ground Wolfgang just dead as dead can be.
02:21:20:18	02:21:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	Da-da-da da-da dun-dun-duh-dum!
02:21:29:18	02:21:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	to him. Check his pockets again.
02:21:31:22	02:21:33:07	Chris [GM]	There was nothing left in there.
02:21:33:05	02:21:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay? And then I’m just going to stab him one more time.
02:21:37:20	02:21:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	Like the R-O-U-S
02:21:39:02	02:21:43:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he doesn’t racked. He’s like in three pieces.
02:21:43:15	02:21:46:27	Dave [Xeros]	Freaking pieces of crap. Watch out for these guys. There’s Ace-amia.
02:21:47:18	02:21:49:01	Chris [GM]	LaDonna looks at
02:21:49:22	02:21:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	Just making sure he’s dead.
02:21:50:03	02:21:50:29	Chris [GM]	Falcline and is like
02:21:53:17	02:21:55:11	Chris [GM]	Thank you. Well done.
02:21:59:08	02:22:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to fly over to her um yep exactly always i’m really small still i think at this point
02:22:00:14	02:22:03:24	Chris [GM]	Okay. Dream!
02:22:06:02	02:22:07:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:07:07	02:22:08:12	Dave [Xeros]	cute eyes going on.
02:22:07:15	02:22:09:14	Chris [GM]	You’re like super, super cute?
02:22:08:28	02:22:10:06	Brin [Basil]	she catches him
02:22:09:28	02:22:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:22:11:04	02:22:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	LaDonna, you like 12 year olds, don’t
02:22:11:24	02:22:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a falconer yeah uh -huh um and in my little tiny uh talons uh i have a scroll that’s bound up and it’s a song
02:22:22:29	02:22:25:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for LaDonna
02:22:25:20	02:22:27:10	Brin [Basil]	I thought it was going to be a fan
02:22:26:12	02:22:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. What hymn does it go along
02:22:26:13	02:22:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you for your song
02:22:29:15	02:22:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	LaDona is the only one right now who’s allowed to know what’s on this scroll
02:22:33:18	02:22:36:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:22:37:01	02:22:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and it’s just a song there’s nothing but it’s for her
02:22:44:16	02:22:45:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eyes and ears only
02:22:47:26	02:22:50:26	Chris [GM]	She looks at you and says thank you
02:22:52:03	02:22:55:26	Chris [GM]	and stashes it away right? Gives a little wink.
02:22:57:09	02:23:05:29	Chris [GM]	She says be careful with that item. Don’t control the dream weaver with that green catcher. It controls
02:23:02:07	02:23:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	can put it in my pants extra
02:23:08:10	02:23:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh so should i be wearing
02:23:13:10	02:23:14:23	Chris [GM]	if you summon it,
02:23:16:02	02:23:26:10	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t wear it if I were. She’s warned that this is a very dangerous relic. The Dreamweaver is still in power. The dream loop is still happening. You guys haven’t broken the dream loop.
02:23:29:11	02:23:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	but if he wanted the attunement bonuses he would have to keep it on
02:23:35:16	02:23:37:13	Chris [GM]	keep it on, yeah. So it might
02:23:37:24	02:23:39:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i attune to it i can’t do anything
02:23:39:01	02:23:43:26	Chris [GM]	if you guys are able to stop the dreamloop and stop the greenweaver. It’ll definitely become a useful life.
02:23:45:12	02:23:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	long enough, you could I think that’s worse than wearing it It’s a guess
02:23:46:29	02:23:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	no no it’s the only way that we keep it through the dream loop if we screw up somewhere and we’re going
02:23:55:19	02:24:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	through this all over again and he’s not gonna have the Dreamweaver yeah And I have Purge.
02:23:56:18	02:23:59:22	Brin [Basil]	He just he purges the Dreamweaver.
02:24:02:24	02:24:11:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah it’s either going in my pack or in my stomach wherever it’s safest yeah probably not at this point they’re just like
02:24:08:00	02:24:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	big enough to actually swallow that?
02:24:10:23	02:24:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	Your little beak
02:24:10:23	02:24:19:17	Brin [Basil]	gets stuck I’m gonna have to be opposed
02:24:11:05	02:24:20:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just chewing on the corner yeah uh those would be really big on me right now those
02:24:11:27	02:24:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	If it’ll make you feel better, I’ll just let you wear my pants again and put them in there.
02:24:19:17	02:24:24:07	Brin [Basil]	to that i’m tired of looking at arrows and whatever
02:24:20:04	02:24:23:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	would be very big i’m just gonna put it
02:24:25:26	02:24:34:10	Brin [Basil]	I was gonna say it smells weird and i want your pants
02:24:26:23	02:24:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	That loinclothe was made by one of the best people in Idiots. It was made of purest white.
02:24:32:28	02:24:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna put in my pack
02:24:34:08	02:24:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s magical!
02:24:34:10	02:25:16:01	Brin [Basil]	to stay on can
02:24:34:27	02:24:37:22	Chris [GM]	okay you’ve got it with you. LaDona puts her hood on
02:24:36:28	02:24:41:05	Dave [Xeros]	It doesn’t get any sort of smuts on it. That’s why I had it made in Idiot.
02:24:43:16	02:24:45:12	Chris [GM]	I missed the whole conversation
02:24:46:05	02:24:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	You missed it. That’s fine.
02:24:47:23	02:24:49:16	Chris [GM]	LaDonda puts her hood back on and says
02:24:49:12	02:24:51:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	another item in your inventory
02:24:51:10	02:24:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	I have so many things in my pants. It’s ridiculous.
02:24:52:26	02:25:05:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can say
02:24:54:23	02:24:59:25	Chris [GM]	well done I gotta stay hidden Dreamweaver still is out to seek me
02:25:03:10	02:25:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	You’re dialoguing this and you just start breaking into Bible talk?
02:25:05:20	02:25:08:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she can yeah
02:25:08:14	02:25:09:28	Chris [GM]	seek ye this day
02:25:09:16	02:25:12:18	Dave [Xeros]	They’re out to seek me first this day.
02:25:13:07	02:25:16:13	Chris [GM]	she conceals herself and disappears off into the trees
02:25:16:01	02:25:41:27	Brin [Basil]	we
02:25:18:05	02:25:28:20	Chris [GM]	Axe is just sort of in low spirits guys he’s down on his luck and then half orc
02:25:22:14	02:25:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, man.
02:25:24:25	02:25:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want to join the band?
02:25:29:22	02:25:33:25	Chris [GM]	walks over and actually walks up to Axe
02:25:35:03	02:25:46:23	Chris [GM]	pulls out of her pocket an herb and says normally I’d be pretty pissed at you, but you seem like to need this and hand them this herb that seems to start raising spirits for a bit.
02:25:37:23	02:25:38:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
02:25:48:26	02:25:49:21	Steve [Nortle]	Is that lettuce?
02:25:52:12	02:25:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	With my dry, dry lips.
02:25:55:11	02:26:00:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Before we smoke, I’m going to pull out the scroll. I’m gonna figure out where last scroll is pointing.
02:26:00:16	02:26:03:26	Chris [GM]	Absolutely it’s pointing right at the chest right in the encampment
02:26:01:24	02:26:15:13	Brin [Basil]	I’ll
02:26:04:14	02:26:05:27	Steve [Nortle]	At the half-orc’s chest? Oh.
02:26:04:27	02:26:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s like Legend of Zelda. The chest is sitting there. Is it on a couple of sticks? Like, do I have to climb a ladder to get to it? Oh, okay.
02:26:11:04	02:26:15:06	Steve [Nortle]	Is there light coming out of
02:26:11:29	02:26:14:04	Chris [GM]	torches he got a light next to it to open it
02:26:15:13	02:26:16:21	Brin [Basil]	jump up and get it guys
02:26:17:27	02:26:18:19	Chris [GM]	it’s going to make a noise
02:26:22:29	02:26:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, hey.
02:26:23:16	02:26:27:21	Chris [GM]	with their equipment that they have
02:26:24:10	02:26:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m opening it.
02:26:29:04	02:26:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay, chest by chest you mean thing that… Okay, never mind.
02:26:31:06	02:26:34:21	Chris [GM]	Like a treasure chest or like just you know, a thing to hold and stuff.
02:26:34:12	02:26:42:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m gonna go open it i’m going to try not to fall in because that’s probably like small enough so i can get trapped in here but i’m gonna open i’m scroll
02:26:39:29	02:26:40:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:26:41:06	02:26:43:28	Brin [Basil]	He falls on the chest.
02:26:43:06	02:26:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:26:43:06	02:26:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:26:44:27	02:26:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shoot
02:26:46:04	02:26:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	to read it this time?
02:26:50:27	02:26:52:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	done so good yeah please
02:26:52:18	02:26:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, look, we got another scroll. Hey, it’s from TBD.
02:26:57:04	02:27:02:24	Chris [GM]	TBD’s visage bursts out. Hey guys! It’s me! TBD! Fireworks!
02:27:01:21	02:27:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, goddammit. Why didn’t this happen last
02:27:03:26	02:27:04:20	Chris [GM]	Just roll
02:27:04:19	02:27:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my eyes
02:27:06:26	02:27:08:22	Chris [GM]	you don’t get startled by that.
02:27:09:24	02:27:12:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think I opened the chest. Was this the chest?
02:27:12:18	02:27:14:25	Chris [GM]	No, the chest is the scroll because we opened the scroll.
02:27:12:19	02:27:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s I opened the scroll not 500
02:27:14:04	02:27:15:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, open the scroll.
02:27:14:16	02:27:24:02	Brin [Basil]	is there anything else in the chest yeah just a single piece of paper inside
02:27:19:17	02:27:20:11	Chris [GM]	Just normal
02:27:24:14	02:27:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Some loincloths?
02:27:25:05	02:27:26:11	Chris [GM]	Just the normal…
02:27:28:02	02:27:30:07	Chris [GM]	You’re okay man, you’re used to this thing by now
02:27:31:01	02:27:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	Ha! It might my heartbeat did go up a little bit because it does start on me but it’s uh my pants yeah it just but you don’t know when
02:27:36:06	02:27:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like when you have one of those little crackers and you know it’s going to pop together.
02:27:39:25	02:27:46:25	Brin [Basil]	trying to bank the freaking pillsbury biscuits gosh dang i hate those cans man
02:27:43:17	02:27:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I stopped using it.
02:27:46:25	02:28:01:10	Brin [Basil]	yes wait
02:27:47:12	02:27:52:05	Dave [Xeros]	these biscuits? Shoot can’t remember, the Cheez-Its they’re like the never mind
02:27:53:22	02:28:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	The biscuits that we had, oh yeah, okay, the sacrament biscuits? Okay.
02:27:55:29	02:27:59:16	Chris [GM]	Oh I wasn’t there for that one That was your guys’
02:28:01:29	02:28:03:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I think you called them Ritz
02:28:02:14	02:28:08:09	Brin [Basil]	you talking are you talking the wrist cracker yeah
02:28:03:18	02:28:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the Riz Crackers. Riz Krackers! That’s it! Yay!
02:28:09:00	02:28:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	No – were there any Riz crackers in there?
02:28:12:00	02:28:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	All right, hey guys, I’ve got another CBD journal here if you want to read it. If you want me to read them.
02:28:20:09	02:28:22:08	Dave [Xeros]	After years of mastering spills,
02:28:23:16	02:28:35:10	Chris [GM]	Child, my magic is something that resonates with the soul. Music has always enchanted me. Its rhythms remind me of spellcasting, the way melodies weave through the air like shimmering threads of magic.
02:28:35:19	02:28:46:02	Chris [GM]	I’ve spent the last months crafting my first magical electric guitar using the enchanted wood from the ancient oak and strings spun from the silk of moonlit spiders.
02:28:46:21	02:28:48:05	Chris [GM]	I shall call it Bophadies.
02:28:51:06	02:28:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah sorry when strummed both of these shimmers with it
02:28:54:24	02:29:06:01	Chris [GM]	there should be an ED on that ground yet. When strung, Bophades shimmers with a faint glow and the notes produced feel like a spell dancing through the air. I can already see it by stage lit by ethereal lights
02:29:06:01	02:29:16:25	Chris [GM]	my muscles gleaming as I dip as I strum in incantation of rock and roll Ha ha ha All bend hard rock with
02:29:16:25	02:29:25:16	Chris [GM]	blend hard rock with spells that electrify the crowd Magic Flames. No, ice bursting from my fingertips during a guitar solo
02:29:25:16	02:29:30:25	Chris [GM]	or a thunderstorm conjured by the beast of a crash with drums and cymbals. Beat. Thank you.
02:29:33:12	02:29:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	this thing?
02:29:34:07	02:29:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	oh sorry i i’m having a hard time reading it’s okay um by the beat
02:29:40:28	02:29:49:14	Chris [GM]	The thought of electrifying an audience with my music makes my heart race. My fellow wizards are skeptical, of course. They don’t understand the power of music.
02:29:49:22	02:30:01:13	Chris [GM]	I look at break barriers that unite people like a well-casted charm. Tonight, I think I’ll hit the tavern and play a few tunes. Here’s to new beginnings and the potential roar of enchanted crowds. Rock on!
02:30:00:01	02:30:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	crowds rock on friendship is magic he didn’t have friends
02:30:05:22	02:30:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	back then why do you write that all right i know it is really sweet yeah well
02:30:09:08	02:30:12:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s really sweet talk. Yeah, it is sweet.
02:30:15:20	02:30:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	Foulclaw, what does that mean?
02:30:17:21	02:30:19:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think Willow goes his wife.
02:30:20:14	02:30:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	Well, that doesn’t sound friendly.
02:30:23:15	02:30:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	hot rumpf
02:30:26:21	02:30:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s called…
02:30:28:05	02:30:39:23	Chris [GM]	all the six skulls together, and there’s still a line emanating from all of them pointing in a single direction straight towards the tent
02:30:36:15	02:30:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	The Battle of the Bands Tent.
02:30:42:03	02:30:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	It is now 6 o’clock?
02:30:45:14	02:30:57:11	Chris [GM]	It is now like 7 o’clock that battle for a while. I mean, in D&D times it probably took 30 seconds or whatever. I don’t know, but we’re going to say it’s like 7 o’clock right before the battle is about to begin.
02:30:51:24	02:30:52:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:30:57:11	02:30:58:15	Dave [Xeros]	do you want to join the band i know
02:31:01:06	02:31:11:07	Chris [GM]	Well, that’s a good question. You guys have a few ways to infiltrate this place. You are clearly not on the list to get in because you didn’t… You got backstage passes. That’s one way.
02:31:08:16	02:31:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	backstage passes four or
02:31:10:07	02:31:11:02	Steve [Nortle]	We have four…
02:31:11:22	02:31:19:22	Chris [GM]	You can always sneak your way in. You have Axe. That’s interesting because Roses and Guns has a spot to perform
02:31:19:22	02:31:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	They’re not around anymore. They don’t have anybody to play!
02:31:22:26	02:31:27:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We killed their drummer.
02:31:27:29	02:31:29:16	Chris [GM]	Axe actually walks over
02:31:28:19	02:31:30:08	Brin [Basil]	Can I, can I?
02:31:30:04	02:31:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure I kicked his eye out
02:31:31:08	02:32:01:22	Brin [Basil]	It’s mine, by the
02:31:33:13	02:31:36:03	Chris [GM]	in one sec Axe walks over to
02:31:38:21	02:31:45:04	Chris [GM]	Eros and he says let me see that he asks the whole scroll oh guess we should have opened it
02:31:47:25	02:31:49:17	Chris [GM]	invited us into the battle of bands
02:31:48:10	02:31:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you think that you have you know a little bit of a camaraderie there and then like you know nordals getting killed i did see that you guys were a little sad about that, so.
02:31:59:17	02:32:00:19	Chris [GM]	let me tell you
02:32:02:10	02:32:03:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, he’s fine by the way.
02:32:03:17	02:32:05:02	Chris [GM]	I’m not proud of my actions.
02:32:06:29	02:32:16:04	Chris [GM]	My… I lost my voice and we were trying to figure out a way to get it back by the time Battle of the Dance started. Honey Elixirs did pretty good, but he captured
02:32:17:10	02:32:21:14	Chris [GM]	half-orc. She’s a traveling herbalist and
02:32:21:26	02:32:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	we never went to the Trapping Nobilis would she have not been there?
02:32:24:24	02:32:26:01	Brin [Basil]	The shop was closed?
02:32:24:28	02:32:30:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, cool.
02:32:25:09	02:32:28:29	Chris [GM]	The first half of the day she would have been second half of today she would’ve been kidnapped.
02:32:30:08	02:32:31:22	Chris [GM]	Anyways and
02:32:32:26	02:32:33:10	Chris [GM]	well
02:32:34:11	02:32:38:21	Chris [GM]	This herb is actually bringing my voice back. I’m feeling pretty good, yeah. Thank you.
02:32:38:23	02:32:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean like
02:32:40:02	02:32:41:11	Chris [GM]	Suppose we didn’t have to kidnap you?
02:32:41:09	02:32:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	no, no, we could’ve just joined forces at the very beginning and just kind of solved this whole thing
02:32:45:21	02:32:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	you think he was a total dirt wad?
02:32:48:28	02:32:49:28	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t say that
02:32:50:02	02:32:51:00	Chris [GM]	Not in front of us.
02:32:50:22	02:32:51:17	Brin [Basil]	Nordal.
02:32:51:08	02:32:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	I lower my head into my shell again assuming that’s what you mean by that action
02:32:57:23	02:33:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	A retcon token This is big If it’s a retcon token. Oh my gosh, there
02:33:00:17	02:33:01:26	Chris [GM]	It is a retcon token.
02:33:04:03	02:33:04:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	OHHHHH
02:33:04:18	02:33:14:19	Chris [GM]	For those of you listening that don’t know A retcon token allows someone to change one thing from the past in our campaign
02:33:10:19	02:33:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	Change one thing and make
02:33:14:19	02:33:23:25	Chris [GM]	to affect and make a cannon, yeah. But it has to be within reason, of course. It can’t be like, oh, I actually hired 50 guys to come and beat someone up. You know what I mean?
02:33:24:04	02:33:36:04	Chris [GM]	Like if you needed a key to get into a room or something like that and you had the key at home but you forgot to bring it to say, oh, a retconned this. Right, yeah, something like datacademy. Anyways, please explain.
02:33:33:15	02:33:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, wait up. I fell on my keys.
02:33:35:03	02:33:36:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I fell on my keys.
02:33:35:27	02:33:38:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna save his stupid-ass bioward.
02:33:39:21	02:33:45:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. How are you going to go about doing that?
02:33:40:28	02:33:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	Dun-dun-nuh-na…
02:33:44:06	02:33:44:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
02:33:45:16	02:33:46:10	Brin [Basil]	Um…
02:33:46:24	02:33:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I got an idea? You get like a spell scroll when you do that of It’s not prestidigitation What is it?
02:33:54:29	02:33:57:01	Chris [GM]	Lower restoration or something like that?
02:33:57:09	02:34:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	What would the spell be that’s like, oh mending
02:34:01:01	02:34:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	no spell amending so a spell of mending materializes in front of you yeah yeah
02:34:04:27	02:34:08:29	Chris [GM]	You bought a scroll of mending from another man’s treasure.
02:34:13:08	02:34:18:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I did. I got this and whatever you can have it.
02:34:19:16	02:34:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	hey thanks I really thought you’d gone like all crazy there for a second but
02:34:26:11	02:34:27:12	Brin [Basil]	Let’s hope so.
02:34:28:23	02:34:31:11	Brin [Basil]	You actually thought I killed my brother? Really?
02:34:31:14	02:34:41:10	Dave [Xeros]	well, you guys were really convincing that’s like a compliment in all honesty yeah like i mean remember the whole play thing and like it’s
02:34:35:03	02:34:36:12	Steve [Nortle]	I take it as one.
02:34:41:10	02:34:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	kind of believer as a wingman but not really but then like this time i was like holy good job
02:34:48:26	02:34:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	man like positives like thumbs up performance moist mr moist yeah you’ve been practicing your
02:34:50:17	02:34:52:13	Steve [Nortle]	He’s talking about when you were moist.
02:34:52:13	02:34:56:11	Brin [Basil]	We had some type of pressure.
02:34:59:08	02:35:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	you’re moist like uh oh that
02:35:03:10	02:35:05:25	Brin [Basil]	The one where I kill him.
02:35:07:08	02:35:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	one okay she’s so pretty
02:35:08:15	02:35:14:08	Chris [GM]	Spell of Mending, and the violin is repaired good as new. And back in Eros’ hands.
02:35:17:02	02:35:21:18	Chris [GM]	So, it’s 7 o’clock. You guys got minimal time to prep? What do you guys want to do?
02:35:19:08	02:35:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	all right axel do you in this y ‘all you on the on board with us we’re all of us it’s going to be the empire and
02:35:24:25	02:35:26:29	Chris [GM]	What are you suggesting together?
02:35:30:25	02:35:32:27	Brin [Basil]	As long as he doesn’t get in the way of my dancing.
02:35:33:01	02:35:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	the roses empire not really
02:35:35:22	02:35:40:14	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Axe is going to look a little confused because he…
02:35:42:11	02:35:52:08	Chris [GM]	He’s going to say to you guys, Do you guys know what’s going on here? Because we keep repeating the same day and I don’t know why. What’s going off?
02:35:47:24	02:35:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we do too or maybe
02:35:52:21	02:35:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe you have to learn how to accept yourself for your self,
02:35:59:04	02:36:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	as a person and care more about the others in the community and be self-sacrificing in a noble way that inspires anyone who might know you.
02:36:08:20	02:36:13:07	Chris [GM]	Like TBD invited us to the Battle of the Bands. We showed up
02:36:14:21	02:36:25:29	Chris [GM]	looking for him. I lost my voice, so we’re trying to fix that but then when we perform in the Battle of the Band each night he’s always there on stage and doesn’t do anything you try to talk in the back room nothing
02:36:23:17	02:36:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	yep just
02:36:26:14	02:36:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he’s not here we’re in a dream loop see like there are things we actually know we’re In A Dream Loop
02:36:33:19	02:36:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	We need to kill a groundhog which raises interesting theological
02:36:36:05	02:36:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	people and they’ve come back to life We’ve sent people to be converted to the Church of Idiots and they’d come back non-converted
02:36:45:19	02:36:49:06	Steve [Nortle]	questions that I still haven’t had answered to my satisfaction.
02:36:48:26	02:36:52:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you will one day all your questions will be answered.
02:36:53:02	02:36:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	But baby, maybe you need to fall in love with someone like i don’t know but yeah we’re in a dream loop so if you know anything
02:36:53:13	02:36:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:54:01	02:36:54:29	Chris [GM]	we’re in a dream loop
02:36:57:21	02:37:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	about dream loops um and we do know that TBD gog help him uh what god gog help him
02:37:10:07	02:37:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	has a book of chronomancy yeah it has a look of chrono mancy and um
02:37:17:14	02:37:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	I think the Dreamweaver and we Do Know That That Guy The Dead Guy is one of them all right
02:37:22:28	02:37:33:17	Chris [GM]	you can tell he’s kind of glazed over and he clearly not paying attention nor does it care at this point. He said, yeah! You guys would do that for me?
02:37:28:17	02:37:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yo, hi!
02:37:28:27	02:37:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	you ready to rock oh heck yeah we are the roses empire
02:37:34:18	02:37:36:18	Brin [Basil]	I hate this guy.
02:37:36:07	02:37:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	now let’s join voices that’s okay he’s uh
02:37:36:26	02:37:39:16	Chris [GM]	The roses didn’t fire. Alright.
02:37:40:10	02:37:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	still get my maracas and I’m still the drummer. Slaughtered.
02:37:44:23	02:37:46:15	Chris [GM]	He looks down at his dead
02:37:47:17	02:37:48:10	Chris [GM]	slaughtered drummer
02:37:49:02	02:37:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	The drummer’s got like a big part of his body blown out from the bullet.
02:37:51:10	02:38:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	okay hey can you give us like two seconds real quick though Like once, like real quick? All right. Hey Empire, let’s huddle real quick.
02:37:52:17	02:37:55:16	Chris [GM]	the one that got turned into the male nightmare.
02:37:56:21	02:37:59:07	Brin [Basil]	Is it a drumstick on his pan?
02:38:01:20	02:38:02:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	huddle up
02:38:04:07	02:38:08:07	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t tell him that if the dream resets then he’ll come back to life
02:38:09:19	02:38:19:07	Dave [Xeros]	because then he might try and reset us on purpose so just FYI but let’s keep him on our side
02:38:10:03	02:38:17:01	Brin [Basil]	okay reset it all right yeah that makes sense
02:38:22:16	02:38:23:14	Steve [Nortle]	and should tell him everything.
02:38:23:22	02:38:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	No, that’s exactly the opposite of what I just said
02:38:24:05	02:38:31:14	Brin [Basil]	kill him let’s kill him norto
02:38:26:02	02:38:29:22	Steve [Nortle]	I tuned out partway through, sorry. I’m glad you’re willing to repeat yourself.
02:38:28:14	02:38:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, I’m so
02:38:31:29	02:38:32:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:33:19	02:38:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	even know why I speak. just go do it ourselves?
02:38:34:19	02:38:35:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m listening
02:38:38:19	02:38:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I support what you’re doing.
02:38:39:08	02:38:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	all right fine Team Phallos will take care
02:38:41:29	02:38:43:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I don’t think this is…
02:38:42:04	02:38:44:13	Brin [Basil]	it was a joke arrows
02:38:44:28	02:38:45:14	Chris [GM]	Pharrows?
02:38:45:29	02:38:55:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh, Faros. Faros? I don’ know. Faros Yeah but it sounds less
02:38:48:01	02:38:50:17	Chris [GM]	Ooh, Pharras. Falclaw and Eros?
02:38:48:21	02:38:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah Heal Me has one letter in that though so if you really want to pull this
02:38:52:28	02:38:54:05	Chris [GM]	Phallos. Yeah, that’s true.
02:38:58:18	02:39:04:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is that a word Steve?
02:39:00:20	02:39:03:14	Dave [Xeros]	innuendo there that’s just our names mixed
02:39:05:16	02:39:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright
02:39:06:25	02:39:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	English teacher in real life right
02:39:10:22	02:39:11:21	Chris [GM]	Basil Barrows
02:39:12:16	02:39:22:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I trust It would be great
02:39:13:00	02:39:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	an alliance yet, so we’ll figure that out when it comes along.
02:39:17:26	02:39:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	I do like that we’re Bastl though.
02:39:22:18	02:39:26:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	To the tent
02:39:23:08	02:39:25:04	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, to the tent of holding?
02:39:24:10	02:39:26:11	Brin [Basil]	it’s as close you can get to faster
02:39:27:09	02:39:27:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
02:39:33:10	02:39:34:06	Brin [Basil]	you ever say that
02:39:34:19	02:39:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	Shut up Bastl!! Not in the face!
02:39:38:25	02:39:40:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m like crying in the corner
02:39:39:08	02:39:47:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that
02:39:39:11	02:39:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you so much for my violin It shows that you truly love me and maybe someday
02:39:44:24	02:39:45:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:45:29	02:39:48:05	Dave [Xeros]	my unrequited love for you will be returned
02:39:47:16	02:39:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	behavior. I noticed your kindness, and I really want to capitalize on this moment.
02:39:56:05	02:39:58:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s going to cost you five quills.
02:39:59:12	02:40:00:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to give you…
02:40:01:26	02:40:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want five? Because I’m going to look at you. They are small right now.
02:40:06:02	02:40:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:40:06:26	02:40:07:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re miniature.
02:40:06:26	02:40:08:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s fine, I need layers.
02:40:06:27	02:40:07:14	Dave [Xeros]	They’re like
02:40:12:06	02:40:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I’m looking at you with my big owl eyes to try and convey My admiration for your action.
02:40:20:18	02:40:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	a down feather blanket.
02:40:23:03	02:40:24:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You can do whatever you want with them.
02:40:24:11	02:40:26:06	Brin [Basil]	I am a down feathered blanket.
02:40:25:23	02:40:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	I know, but maybe you’re making it for someone else.
02:40:28:06	02:40:31:26	Brin [Basil]	No, I’m not! I don’t have anyone else!
02:40:34:19	02:40:38:21	Brin [Basil]	He’s trash. Yeah but… You’re a traitor!
02:40:39:14	02:40:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	How am I a traitor?!
02:40:41:23	02:40:49:10	Steve [Nortle]	did try to kill her I will
02:40:42:27	02:40:44:22	Chris [GM]	It’s now like 730.
02:40:44:13	02:40:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	She tried to kill you. Okay, let’s run! To the Tent of Holding.
02:40:49:10	02:41:05:05	Steve [Nortle]	run faster than you all so going
02:40:50:23	02:40:56:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, so it sounds like you guys want to form a band to perform on stage.
02:40:52:24	02:40:54:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m smaller and faster.
02:40:58:08	02:41:05:16	Chris [GM]	Or would you rather do the backstage passway? Which way do you guys wanna go into this?
02:41:05:05	02:41:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	going meta since we have already played the battle of the bands mechanic which is a ton
02:41:11:27	02:41:19:23	Steve [Nortle]	of fun um but we could also just or
02:41:12:10	02:41:14:19	Chris [GM]	We could do the final battle again if you want
02:41:18:28	02:41:28:14	Dave [Xeros]	just battle um TBD again just that’s it but then we would also have two lead singers by the way yeah
02:41:21:27	02:41:24:00	Chris [GM]	TBD and that’s it. We could Do That If You Want.
02:41:27:13	02:41:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	got axel
02:41:28:23	02:41:33:14	Chris [GM]	You guys would I guess switch off then however you want. His stats are not great.
02:41:34:11	02:41:45:12	Brin [Basil]	His stats are that of a drunkard! That honey elixir did not sit down.
02:41:35:15	02:41:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:41:35:23	02:41:41:00	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just saying like i would sing he would backup sing so we’d have like a double whammy there
02:41:40:00	02:41:41:11	Steve [Nortle]	very debauched man
02:41:42:21	02:41:43:03	Chris [GM]	advantage?
02:41:43:11	02:41:46:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well we could just
02:41:45:20	02:41:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	and see that we just we get behind behind stage use our backstage passes
02:41:54:26	02:42:00:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i think that’s but i think we want to get to the stage
02:41:54:26	02:42:05:25	Brin [Basil]	What if we put the dreamweaver on him? The
02:41:55:24	02:41:59:01	Chris [GM]	If you remember the…
02:41:59:07	02:42:15:14	Steve [Nortle]	don’t we just kept him in a wall of force i mean
02:42:03:25	02:42:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	the dreamweaver on it
02:42:05:25	02:42:09:02	Brin [Basil]	wall force does things by the way.
02:42:08:20	02:42:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we get the scrolls to the stage
02:42:12:28	02:42:20:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah let’s go i mean that’s what we’re while we’re having this conversation we’re running yeah it’s like naruto running and we’re talking to each other sasuke
02:42:15:14	02:42:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s
02:42:16:08	02:42:20:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re racing actually aren’t we racing yeah we’re racing
02:42:20:26	02:42:23:01	Steve [Nortle]	Really? We want to race? Is that right?
02:42:23:19	02:42:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we should race i’m pretty nimble right now
02:42:26:04	02:42:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	are we gonna can we team up again
02:42:27:22	02:42:28:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
02:42:28:29	02:42:36:04	Brin [Basil]	You’re not teaming up you losers! Not
02:42:30:02	02:42:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	team two noral nois is on the case all right i get on his shell we’re going to start running
02:42:36:04	02:42:45:19	Brin [Basil]	as fast as me. 17, I have no idea
02:42:37:15	02:42:38:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright.
02:42:42:29	02:42:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	uh what are we running again
02:42:46:24	02:42:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	it’s uh
02:42:49:12	02:42:53:02	Chris [GM]	hey how did you when did you go yeah
02:42:53:10	02:42:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	You didn’t notice when he stepped out?
02:42:54:22	02:43:04:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I used stealth What, is
02:42:56:22	02:43:01:08	Chris [GM]	when when you’re dming it’s like there is so much you’re trying to do
02:42:58:01	02:43:07:25	Brin [Basil]	it’s plus six is that a
02:43:02:09	02:43:05:15	Chris [GM]	don’t pay attention to a lot of stuff and i’m sorry
02:43:03:08	02:43:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	all right what is it acrobatics or uh for like a race we’re racing back yeah me and yeah noros norse
02:43:10:23	02:43:13:07	Chris [GM]	Awesome. That would be athletics.
02:43:13:05	02:43:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay so we’re athletics all right what did you get
02:43:17:13	02:43:20:03	Brin [Basil]	I got a 22 you
02:43:25:09	02:43:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	I got 13.
02:43:25:29	02:43:28:20	Brin [Basil]	asshole how
02:43:35:17	02:43:37:12	Chris [GM]	You’re still shrunk, it makes sense.
02:43:35:26	02:43:38:07	Dave [Xeros]	like yeah that’s just your
02:43:36:25	02:43:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to be a lot faster Like a little bullet that takes off But like a hummingbird Just buzzing behind you
02:43:43:03	02:43:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	You just have stubby legs.
02:43:43:06	02:43:45:25	Brin [Basil]	into a falcon
02:43:45:25	02:44:02:29	Brin [Basil]	and i’m
02:43:49:02	02:43:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	hands again we’re just like afterburner all the way there
02:43:51:16	02:43:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	I just pull in all of my limbs and we just toboggan on my
02:44:00:07	02:44:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	pieces in it so it’s like sputtering gold onto you guys
02:44:02:29	02:44:11:27	Brin [Basil]	stopping and picking them up no one likes you
02:44:04:13	02:44:06:01	Chris [GM]	Axe got 15.
02:44:06:19	02:44:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	ex is trying to catch up like
02:44:09:24	02:44:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	hurry up X
02:44:14:27	02:44:15:10	Dave [Xeros]	you did
02:44:17:22	02:44:21:05	Chris [GM]	Alright, so you guys make it to the tent of holding and then you’ve got your plan
02:44:22:07	02:44:29:20	Chris [GM]	just remember if you remember correctly what stage you were on when the lights started to appear. Keep that
02:44:30:08	02:44:32:00	Dave [Xeros]	what stage we were on or what stage
02:44:34:19	02:44:40:02	Chris [GM]	was on one stage? You guys were on the opposite stage. The lights appeared specifically in a specific box.
02:44:42:25	02:44:44:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on his stage, wasn’t it?
02:44:43:25	02:44:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay so we’re going to his stage it was on our stage
02:44:46:07	02:44:46:22	Chris [GM]	on your stage.
02:44:48:12	02:44:49:28	Chris [GM]	You guys are not remembering at all.
02:44:49:27	02:44:50:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:44:49:29	02:44:54:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was behind… I was backstage with LaDonna and we were a little busy.
02:44:52:07	02:44:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right
02:44:52:09	02:44:53:17	Brin [Basil]	we’re gonna
02:44:53:26	02:44:55:26	Chris [GM]	Actually, yeah, you were in the crowd with LaDonna
02:44:55:28	02:44:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	alright so yeah let’s go to our stage
02:44:56:27	02:45:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	you don’t even have lips man
02:45:02:27	02:45:13:21	Brin [Basil]	he just he just throws up
02:45:06:10	02:45:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	lay eggs man
02:45:11:03	02:45:12:17	Steve [Nortle]	what kind of
02:45:13:29	02:45:14:17	Steve [Nortle]	being
02:45:16:26	02:45:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	is LaDonna? She’s a beak
02:45:18:16	02:45:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	she’s a Kalishtar
02:45:20:09	02:45:20:20	Chris [GM]	Kalishtar
02:45:21:27	02:45:24:15	Dave [Xeros]	a dream, a beautiful dream maiden
02:45:27:02	02:45:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	but she’s kind of like that really
02:45:30:10	02:45:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	legendary type creature. She can probably take any form she wants in the Dream Plane nothing is reality
02:45:35:10	02:45:35:15	Chris [GM]	you
02:45:38:19	02:45:49:18	Chris [GM]	they’re like a mix according to the D&D lore or whatever they are a form of dream mixed with a humanoid
02:45:40:03	02:45:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	between
02:45:41:00	02:45:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure you just told
02:45:45:25	02:45:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	Silver head.
02:45:49:18	02:45:54:19	Chris [GM]	so the humanoid has the presence inside them it’s Kalashtar thing
02:45:54:06	02:46:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll go with that, he’s probably read it one night. She is hot though what she’s not telling you
02:45:55:06	02:46:05:20	Brin [Basil]	That will make it work.
02:45:56:06	02:45:59:06	Chris [GM]	I read it twice she’s beautiful
02:45:59:29	02:46:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah well we’ll make it work that’s actually why I’m losing the will make we’ll make it work
02:46:04:27	02:46:06:16	Chris [GM]	is that the name of your song?
02:46:11:18	02:46:17:03	Steve [Nortle]	for our point of view there’s never a problem with these sorts of things
02:46:16:23	02:46:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah like
02:46:17:09	02:46:27:08	Brin [Basil]	Any creature can make it where, whether they meet in the garden or a tree with their
02:46:23:16	02:46:25:17	Steve [Nortle]	We’re just on a beach
02:46:26:19	02:46:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys This is the entrance
02:46:27:17	02:46:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	with a great abundance of siblings.
02:46:28:04	02:46:33:17	Brin [Basil]	under the sand and then there’s just a bunny.
02:46:30:29	02:46:34:16	Chris [GM]	It’s 8 o’clock The Battle of the Bands has officially started
02:46:34:07	02:46:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:36:22	02:46:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	We got our backstage passes Because I’m going to manipulate value and make an additional one.
02:46:40:27	02:46:41:11	Chris [GM]	Alright
02:46:47:29	02:46:58:06	Chris [GM]	Well he can go in He’s performing And Fran is there She’s like oh where’s the rest of your band And he’s like solo act now
02:46:49:16	02:46:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	Never mind, I’m not gonna do that for that. I’m gonna save my skills.
02:46:51:18	02:46:54:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And the friends that I know now…
02:47:00:06	02:47:09:21	Steve [Nortle]	a single tear rolls down his cheek and the fucking head!
02:47:02:22	02:47:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	But as that’s happening, there is a guy that walks past that actually has like a popcorn bucket on his head
02:47:09:15	02:47:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	And he’s got like a guitar And I’m like hey! I actually saw this guy play like a long time ago You guys might get along Just FYI
02:47:19:10	02:47:24:29	Chris [GM]	he uh hires buckethead to join him on stage
02:47:21:13	02:47:22:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:47:24:05	02:47:28:09	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I mean it’s got to be fantasy right? So it’s more of a pale It’s a pale head
02:47:26:12	02:47:30:11	Chris [GM]	right right right pale head pale head yeah yeah yeah bucket
02:47:27:23	02:47:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	Bucket pale, bucket pail. Yeah, okay, good. Yep.
02:47:29:27	02:47:30:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Pale noggin.
02:47:34:13	02:47:35:23	Brin [Basil]	It’s made of wood.
02:47:37:03	02:47:44:22	Chris [GM]	okay so axe after you guys sort of kind of shared your plan with him
02:47:37:24	02:47:38:16	Steve [Nortle]	open the door?
02:47:39:08	02:47:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah if you want, yep right there.
02:47:41:23	02:47:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	I can do it. Got it.
02:47:43:08	02:47:51:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh we’ll
02:47:44:22	02:47:49:26	Chris [GM]	And he says, I’ll make room for you during the finale if I make it.
02:47:51:12	02:47:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	We’re going to try to support him Okay
02:47:51:14	02:47:52:24	Chris [GM]	So we’re going to roll.
02:47:55:00	02:48:03:29	Chris [GM]	We’re going TO ROLL to see how successful he is on each round that he goes through, right?
02:48:04:06	02:48:08:03	Chris [GM]	It will be a contested role at a band because you guys are supporting him.
02:48:05:20	02:48:11:09	Brin [Basil]	I will act
02:48:10:08	02:48:15:20	Chris [GM]	I will act as the opposing bands. You guys will roll for acts. I need two D20s rolled.
02:48:18:28	02:48:22:19	Chris [GM]	We’ll see if he makes it to the battle of round two.
02:48:24:13	02:48:30:04	Brin [Basil]	Six. Sweet!
02:48:27:13	02:48:29:05	Chris [GM]	It beats a four.
02:48:29:02	02:48:31:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright
02:48:31:19	02:48:32:18	Steve [Nortle]	Sibling power
02:48:33:07	02:48:33:28	Brin [Basil]	Wooo!
02:48:34:16	02:48:46:02	Chris [GM]	Round two starts. Same thing. This time we’ll have Eros and Falcloth roll. You guys are supporting rolls for Axis Band. We’re just doing contested roll. You guys rolling at advantage.
02:48:39:00	02:48:40:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, let’s have the other two roll.
02:48:42:29	02:48:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes. Backup vocals, 14.
02:48:46:11	02:48:47:09	Chris [GM]	So both of you roll one
02:48:52:14	02:49:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	Just a straight 18. Oh, I can uh-uh. No they didn’t.
02:48:53:28	02:48:56:14	Chris [GM]	Guys, they got a 19.
02:49:02:20	02:49:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	Not going to silver your barbs up. I’m gonna do the my subtraction one.
02:49:07:15	02:49:09:16	Chris [GM]	Okay. I’ll allow it.
02:49:08:16	02:49:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	So I am going to
02:49:12:10	02:49:20:00	Steve [Nortle]	roll a one? Oh yeah so that’s easy. Making fun of Mars again.
02:49:12:16	02:49:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cutting words.
02:49:13:25	02:49:15:24	Chris [GM]	This was Metal Licka on stage
02:49:18:05	02:49:18:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re pretty good
02:49:20:09	02:49:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	cutting words and I’m like hey aren’t these the guys that sued everyone for downloading their music
02:49:22:25	02:49:23:12	Chris [GM]	audience or something?
02:49:27:27	02:49:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	I downloaded their album for free!
02:49:33:19	02:49:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	my friend.
02:49:36:11	02:49:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	We win! Yay fellows!
02:49:37:24	02:49:38:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to go
02:49:39:11	02:49:49:29	Chris [GM]	Alright, it is now 9 o’clock and finale begins and Axe has invited Eros
02:49:40:16	02:49:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Salos
02:49:49:29	02:49:59:14	Chris [GM]	and friends on stage as a special treat for the audience. You guys all remember Eros No, no, no
02:49:54:23	02:49:55:26	Dave [Xeros]	Super friends
02:49:59:21	02:50:04:23	Steve [Nortle]	no one would remember that because that was our year zeroes
02:50:00:08	02:50:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	Buckethead? Palehead sorry
02:50:03:08	02:50:05:25	Chris [GM]	Year Zeros Thank you
02:50:04:27	02:50:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:50:06:07	02:50:08:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like The Forgotten Hour No one can remember
02:50:08:15	02:50:14:10	Chris [GM]	treat for you tonight Drum roll There he is Eros And you guys are
02:50:12:20	02:50:21:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am i still small
02:50:15:23	02:50:16:15	Chris [GM]	on stage
02:50:17:23	02:50:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do this!
02:50:19:06	02:50:20:08	Chris [GM]	TBD is opposite
02:50:21:11	02:50:25:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	isn’t it for like an hour sweet back
02:50:22:06	02:50:23:21	Chris [GM]	Not small anymore Yeah
02:50:24:28	02:50:32:02	Brin [Basil]	still an adolescent?
02:50:26:19	02:50:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	Am I still not invited? Can I go home now?
02:50:26:29	02:50:35:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a cow I’ve been turning Oh yes
02:50:28:05	02:50:29:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:50:28:14	02:50:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:50:32:06	02:50:36:17	Chris [GM]	to make this fun and interesting let’s everyone roll a performance check see how they all do
02:50:37:06	02:50:37:27	Steve [Nortle]	perform
02:50:38:00	02:50:42:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Perform Oh my gosh
02:50:38:24	02:50:40:08	Chris [GM]	let’s perform this
02:50:42:20	02:50:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	I, too, am small.
02:50:44:06	02:50:55:07	Chris [GM]	before you roll, choose an ability that you’ll use on stage to back up the band it can be any ability you want but it has to be justifiable
02:50:55:07	02:50:56:28	Chris [GM]	with what your ability is
02:50:59:03	02:51:01:11	Chris [GM]	so I’m assuming it will be performance
02:51:02:10	02:51:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s performance. So with that plus 10 that’s a 30.
02:51:08:21	02:51:17:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do I get to roll again Because you explained after
02:51:09:14	02:51:12:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, this is going to be one killer performance.
02:51:18:09	02:51:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	No, for sure.
02:51:18:25	02:51:23:06	Chris [GM]	So tell us what you do, Eros, and then each of you will be able to describe your ability.
02:51:21:11	02:51:27:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re still small
02:51:23:15	02:51:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	so we’re up on stage with Axel. Alright.
02:51:26:05	02:51:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	Um, so what I’m able
02:51:28:19	02:51:35:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Your hands there you go
02:51:29:29	02:51:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	He didn’t hear it.
02:51:36:14	02:51:39:20	Brin [Basil]	No, you’re literally just going to stand there and I’m gonna play you like a drum now.
02:51:42:19	02:51:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	to do is conjure a performance light that is like those Kanye West style beams of celestial light
02:51:50:15	02:51:52:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I know what you’re talking about. Yep.
02:51:52:02	02:52:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	That rotate around and then just focus on one thing And so I start behind Axel Rose And he starts singing And as he’s singing
02:52:00:16	02:52:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	i start to rise up and i have no idea why i’m just starting to float and that light is just focused on both of us and i just back him up with my magic microphone and uh
02:52:12:07	02:52:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	and we’re harmonizing perfectly but i’m actually singing an additional three harmonies behind him it’s like i’m yeah
02:52:14:07	02:52:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	people are crying
02:52:18:26	02:52:19:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:52:19:16	02:52:20:22	Chris [GM]	an at 30 absolutely
02:52:19:24	02:52:24:05	Steve [Nortle]	Just by yourself? You do a barbershop portet solo?
02:52:23:13	02:52:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the throat singing that those mongolians do Yeah.
02:52:25:14	02:52:35:02	Chris [GM]	the two van wrote throat singers yeah bizarre but bizarre but beautiful i love it all right
02:52:32:10	02:52:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	It is. It’s amazing.
02:52:34:23	02:52:45:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	amazing all right cool yeah i’m gonna go for persuasion i’m going to
02:52:37:08	02:52:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	And we’re singing Civil War, by the way.
02:52:45:22	02:52:48:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well yeah
02:52:48:17	02:52:53:02	Steve [Nortle]	Are you adding a descant that’s actually a hymn or organ music or something?
02:52:52:28	02:52:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	We break in the middle and he breaks into a rap. Like a Christian rap.
02:52:53:12	02:53:00:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so it’s one of those no that would not persuade anybody
02:52:58:08	02:53:05:22	Brin [Basil]	Please make it stop. I’m
02:53:01:19	02:53:10:16	Steve [Nortle]	Well, but you would sing it in a nu metal style. So you’d be like your ears are tied together and I’m not.
02:53:02:01	02:53:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	absolutely not No, no, no. I’m using one
02:53:05:22	02:53:20:07	Brin [Basil]	stuffing bandanas in my ear, um
02:53:11:11	02:53:21:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of those dead languages like Latin that I know so much about now right? That’s in the background it’s kind of this subliminal messaging that’s coming through the song it’s persuading everybody yeah exactly yeah
02:53:17:28	02:53:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:53:19:16	02:53:20:07	Dave [Xeros]	Asmodeus.
02:53:20:07	02:53:35:16	Brin [Basil]	i’m
02:53:21:10	02:53:29:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay all right Persuasion oh that’s an unnatural 20 sweet
02:53:25:20	02:53:33:05	Chris [GM]	yeah very big success Love it, man. All right, Basil, what do you got for us?
02:53:29:07	02:53:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everyone’s
02:53:34:26	02:53:42:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	converted percentage right and we’re gonna end the dream loop is going to be such a happy ending
02:53:35:25	02:53:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:53:36:05	02:53:37:03	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:53:36:07	02:53:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	Roll your penitentiary die.
02:53:37:11	02:53:38:07	Steve [Nortle]	Percentage dies!
02:53:43:08	02:53:45:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna turn, I’m going to turn the curtain.
02:53:44:19	02:53:51:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m the religion of your dreams. You know, we’ve always been in the 20s.
02:53:45:19	02:53:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh 20 29 it’s 20
02:53:51:12	02:53:59:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s increasing. Yeah, that’s nearly a third that’s almost a third i mean it is a third part but it’s almost
02:53:51:14	02:53:52:17	Chris [GM]	It’s still getting higher!
02:53:54:14	02:53:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s almost a third part.
02:54:01:05	02:54:05:28	Brin [Basil]	So am I re-rolling or do I use the same roll? Because I rolled earlier.
02:54:05:14	02:54:07:09	Chris [GM]	What was your ability that you were going for?
02:54:07:10	02:54:08:29	Brin [Basil]	I was going like either athletics
02:54:09:21	02:54:12:29	Chris [GM]	For backup dancing and stuff? I’ll let you re-roll if you want.
02:54:14:00	02:54:22:11	Brin [Basil]	I got 15. That’s good enough right? I’m just going to turn the curtains and like, you know, silks from the sillies. Just do some silk dancing.
02:54:14:23	02:54:15:28	Chris [GM]	Go for it. That’s great.
02:54:22:06	02:54:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	Silk dancing? Cirque du Soleil.
02:54:22:20	02:54:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	circuit soul or something yeah
02:54:23:26	02:54:24:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah!
02:54:28:00	02:54:29:14	Brin [Basil]	Sucked it! Bonnet!
02:54:32:14	02:54:42:26	Chris [GM]	Guys, they’re already tearing up. You have some fans sobbing. Have you ever seen Michael Jackson perform? People are fainting. They’re sobbing.” Yeah, it’s getting to that point.
02:54:39:11	02:54:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	Where they’re going crazy.
02:54:43:02	02:54:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm.
02:54:43:04	02:54:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	And then Michael Jackson comes out
02:54:47:25	02:54:49:06	Dave [Xeros]	in the background across the stage.
02:54:48:25	02:54:49:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
02:54:51:13	02:54:51:26	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:54:52:28	02:54:59:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna roll first uh before I decide because um if that just makes sense to me.
02:55:03:28	02:55:06:09	Steve [Nortle]	I am going to use my acrobatics
02:55:11:21	02:55:12:06	Chris [GM]	Drumming?
02:55:12:28	02:55:15:23	Steve [Nortle]	at a 10 so
02:55:16:24	02:55:19:20	Steve [Nortle]	everybody’s doing amazing work and I just come out
02:55:19:01	02:55:23:12	Brin [Basil]	And he’s choosing- He looks like a kid.
02:55:23:08	02:55:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m just so entranced by the maracas that I just walk across
02:55:26:27	02:55:28:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Totally offbeat
02:55:26:28	02:55:32:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Roll me a percentage die Let’s see how much of the audience notices you
02:55:36:23	02:55:38:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my god
02:55:37:25	02:55:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	my gosh that’s freaking amazing
02:55:40:19	02:55:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:55:41:00	02:55:46:11	Chris [GM]	Alright, we are going to do A contested roll now To see if you guys beat
02:55:41:27	02:55:42:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:55:41:28	02:55:43:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright we are going to do
02:55:42:23	02:55:45:26	Brin [Basil]	All right, we are going to do a defense roll for the second time.
02:55:47:25	02:55:48:18	Chris [GM]	TBD’s band
02:55:49:25	02:55:50:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh.
02:55:51:08	02:55:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	That was anti-clutch is what I just came in there
02:55:53:06	02:55:55:01	Chris [GM]	You three get a roll on that 20
02:55:56:11	02:55:58:09	Chris [GM]	Yours will be at Disadvantage
02:56:00:08	02:56:02:11	Chris [GM]	It is going to be a contested role against TBD
02:56:02:14	02:56:12:11	Chris [GM]	So everyone rolled a straight D20 at disadvantage.
02:56:07:03	02:56:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, deep
02:56:09:23	02:56:10:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh boy
02:56:12:23	02:56:18:29	Chris [GM]	Yep, no modifiers, nothing. 11?
02:56:12:28	02:56:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you’re regular.
02:56:14:13	02:56:25:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh Okay, what was it for?
02:56:17:16	02:56:18:06	Brin [Basil]	11.
02:56:18:22	02:56:54:29	Brin [Basil]	Let’s grab
02:56:28:18	02:56:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	13 or 14?
02:56:30:27	02:56:41:14	Chris [GM]	Guys, your performance rivets the band. It moves them. There’s some weird guy on stage with maracas but it’s enough to put it aside
02:56:42:03	02:56:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	very religious
02:56:42:19	02:56:47:29	Chris [GM]	everything is perfect and it’s clear who the winner is.
02:56:49:10	02:56:56:07	Chris [GM]	Rose’s Empire has won The Battle of the Bands The crowd goes wild, cheering
02:56:51:17	02:57:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	roses empire no lights
02:56:58:08	02:57:09:13	Chris [GM]	And TBD just kind of punches over almost as if a puppet has been relaxed or whatever Nothing different has happened
02:57:09:13	02:57:15:21	Chris [GM]	Didn’t break a spell But Pillars of Light begin to appear on stage
02:57:12:17	02:57:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	to what
02:57:23:14	02:57:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	scrolls scrolls do we have to tell like
02:57:25:05	02:57:26:08	Brin [Basil]	and jump across?
02:57:25:23	02:57:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Scrolls scrolls
02:57:28:19	02:57:31:14	Chris [GM]	gonna entrap TBD is that what your
02:57:35:20	02:57:47:17	Brin [Basil]	is it from stage to stage okay so I’m gonna do two massive leaps then 60 can
02:57:38:16	02:57:44:00	Chris [GM]	football field distance yeah okay so
02:57:44:00	02:57:51:22	Chris [GM]	i’m going to say it’s going to it’s gonna take you two of these moves basically for
02:57:50:06	02:58:00:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	our four moves okay
02:57:51:09	02:57:59:11	Brin [Basil]	go 30 in my boots double that 20
02:57:55:12	02:58:01:01	Chris [GM]	her to get there but you guys are at the same time doing those two moves make sense
02:57:56:04	02:58:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	what’s six divided by three two that’s only 20 yards? 60 feet’s only 20
02:57:59:11	02:58:07:09	Brin [Basil]	oh
02:58:02:03	02:58:07:25	Chris [GM]	These actions are happening simultaneously. But she won’t trap him until the third move,
02:58:05:15	02:58:13:27	Dave [Xeros]	yards. 60 feet is 20 yards. If it’s a football field, 60 feet is 20 yards and it’s 100 yards I’m in there
02:58:05:29	02:58:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	Is that right yet?
02:58:07:09	02:58:12:14	Brin [Basil]	yeah yeah
02:58:12:29	02:58:27:26	Brin [Basil]	it’s through yeah make sure
02:58:15:09	02:58:16:24	Chris [GM]	because you’ll get there in two turns.
02:58:17:29	02:58:27:27	Chris [GM]	So while she’s running, you guys are taking those two turns, right? So this is all happening at the same time.
02:58:18:06	02:58:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, you’re explaining that
02:58:29:10	02:58:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna start i’m going to start pulling out the scrolls and I think we need to put on these little beams.
02:58:34:10	02:58:41:15	Chris [GM]	You stick one in and it immediately connects and scroll begins to hover in the spot
02:58:41:06	02:58:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This looks like the right thing to do.
02:58:44:18	02:58:45:04	Brin [Basil]	spell
02:58:45:04	02:59:02:10	Brin [Basil]	it right! It’s
02:58:48:19	02:58:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	You put the L in first right
02:58:51:25	02:58:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:52:04	02:58:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m putting the I right in the next one
02:58:52:05	02:58:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:58:53:23	02:58:56:01	Chris [GM]	Okay? It floats to the same thing. The eye
02:58:57:08	02:59:06:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I-L I think it’s one L, yeah. Lil I-T-H There’s only six.
02:58:59:19	02:59:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	L-I-L-L
02:59:02:10	02:59:11:23	Brin [Basil]	just one Elf. It’s the - it’s a - It’s
02:59:04:11	02:59:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	You wouldn’t have any more L’s.
02:59:08:13	02:59:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	I can read! I can breathe! I can trade!
02:59:10:04	02:59:13:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Keep him away keep him away Box him out box him out
02:59:13:03	02:59:19:11	Chris [GM]	You put all the scrolls in
02:59:13:21	02:59:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	We spell Lilith.
02:59:15:11	02:59:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:59:16:13	02:59:23:16	Brin [Basil]	As all the skulls are in a mirror, as all the Skulls were in the mirror, floating.
02:59:17:16	02:59:19:00	Steve [Nortle]	All right. So what are we rolling on?
02:59:19:04	02:59:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	clockwise Yeah in a circle
02:59:21:11	02:59:32:04	Chris [GM]	scrolls are in and they’re floating and everything seems in sync the words appear in order in the middle of this glowing sort of design
02:59:27:10	02:59:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Should we yell Lilith?
02:59:36:20	02:59:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like the name appears
02:59:36:21	02:59:38:18	Chris [GM]	The name appears, yeah.
02:59:38:15	02:59:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, sorry. Lilith!
02:59:40:05	02:59:44:25	Chris [GM]	As Nortel tells Lilith a massive beam of light goes flying up
02:59:46:22	02:59:58:22	Chris [GM]	and appearing in a sort of silhouetted shape is a guitar and it begins to materialize for you. You see both the guitar floating there.
02:59:59:09	03:00:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve already played this once before! I jump and I grab it.
02:59:59:29	03:00:02:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we gotta get it to TBD
03:00:01:14	03:00:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, were we supposed to do a roll or something on this? Not yet.
03:00:05:05	03:00:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	No, we’re just doing stuff. I grabbed both of these out of the… Like, I jumped through the light.
03:00:05:14	03:00:07:13	Chris [GM]	you guys just did the action you’re doing stuff
03:00:05:15	03:00:06:22	Brin [Basil]	Just get back.
03:00:09:25	03:00:11:10	Chris [GM]	You guys are solving the puzzle.
03:00:11:25	03:00:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	I grab him. I’m like, guys, I’ve done this once more than a while. This is amazing. And I just hit a chord.
03:00:12:23	03:00:13:08	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
03:00:15:20	03:00:17:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i know what to do
03:00:18:04	03:00:26:01	Chris [GM]	As you stromp, a thunderous wave emanates out from the guitar.
03:00:23:25	03:00:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
03:00:27:22	03:00:37:21	Chris [GM]	You’ve got TBD trapped in The Wall of Force at this point. You see him jolt and almost as if he’s come back to life
03:00:37:21	03:00:49:14	Chris [GM]	and his eyes clear they’re not white anymore. He’s pushing on the sides of the wall a little confused as to why he’s now on stage, but not confused because he begins clapping and he’s like
03:00:49:01	03:00:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	get it
03:00:49:14	03:00:54:18	Chris [GM]	you did it! Yes! DVD is celebrating.
03:00:57:03	03:00:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	with both of these
03:00:57:27	03:00:58:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:00:58:14	03:01:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	anyway uh
03:00:58:26	03:00:59:17	Chris [GM]	Anyways
03:01:00:24	03:01:12:14	Chris [GM]	You can tell something in the air feels different Clearly time feels like it’s continuing on and the lights dim and the scrolls
03:01:12:14	03:01:14:12	Chris [GM]	follow the ground all six of them
03:01:16:13	03:01:17:27	Chris [GM]	You have broken the dream.
03:01:19:14	03:01:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	Does the crowd go crazy?
03:01:21:07	03:01:23:18	Chris [GM]	The crowd has no idea what’s going on.
03:01:23:05	03:01:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, just clap for us We’ll bow Winners at the Battle of the Bands
03:01:28:07	03:01:39:22	Chris [GM]	People that you recognize are in the crowd though. You see Fawn Butterface. You see Vanilla. You see Selfie. You see third part of your conference.
03:01:31:20	03:01:38:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A third part of my converts.
03:01:39:29	03:01:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	And 82% of the people who didn’t like my maracas.
03:01:40:16	03:01:40:29	Chris [GM]	Bacon.
03:01:42:26	03:01:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:01:44:06	03:01:55:13	Chris [GM]	They’re all there and they recognize as if remembering you from previous dreams. And Vanilla looks over at Fawn Butterface and she’s
03:01:55:13	03:01:56:20	Chris [GM]	like, were we married?
03:01:58:26	03:01:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	It was a good thing.
03:01:59:17	03:02:06:11	Chris [GM]	And they’re looking down her hands there’s no ring on it and everyone… It begins to fade as a bad dream.
03:02:07:00	03:02:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, they do? From existence?
03:02:07:25	03:02:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, no-no-no, but we still won the Battle of the Bands because it’s continuing forward, right?
03:02:08:20	03:02:11:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, the memories I think.
03:02:11:26	03:02:14:07	Brin [Basil]	What about the people that we killed?
03:02:12:28	03:02:23:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Everything… So this means that everything that you guys just barely did in this last round is permanent. So Lymphian Biscuit is dead.
03:02:20:09	03:02:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so Limp the Imp Bizkit is dead. He was devoured by his own monster. I don’t feel guilty about it.
03:02:27:19	03:02:32:04	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately, the band members of Roses and Guns are dead.
03:02:32:02	03:02:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	We got Pale Head or like yeah, yeah, he actually
03:02:36:01	03:02:38:16	Steve [Nortle]	P-A-I-L H-E-H
03:02:40:03	03:02:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	goes off and starts Limp The Imp Bizkut.
03:02:40:19	03:02:52:03	Chris [GM]	Awesome guys. So TBD inside The Wall of Force I’m assuming you’re going to release him.
03:02:42:14	03:02:46:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	death is just a new beginning that’s all it is
03:02:55:19	03:02:59:17	Chris [GM]	You guys did it! You got my clues! Thank you!
03:02:55:24	03:03:00:05	Brin [Basil]	out. You guys did it! Hey, hey.
03:02:58:01	03:02:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
03:02:58:11	03:03:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Hey, TBD. Guess what? Guess what?! We won the Battle of
03:03:00:22	03:03:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	It’s because spelling is so easy for all of us.
03:03:03:28	03:03:05:11	Chris [GM]	Thortle! Falcoa! Hey!
03:03:04:01	03:03:04:24	Brin [Basil]	Guess what?
03:03:10:29	03:03:11:19	Brin [Basil]	He lost?
03:03:11:01	03:03:13:03	Chris [GM]	Well, I mean…
03:03:12:24	03:03:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	I mean it was in your own dream and everything like home court advantage but you’re still lost. It’s kind of like when Basil and I were going to do this race, right? Yeah.
03:03:15:17	03:03:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	it’s true
03:03:20:12	03:03:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that was very much home court advantage for Basil like as far
03:03:23:25	03:03:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	She could have… She’s got something on her forehead again.
03:03:26:11	03:03:28:22	Chris [GM]	How many loops did you guys go through?
03:03:30:08	03:03:31:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I won the other two.
03:03:33:04	03:03:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	yomi you only really won one because we played in
03:03:33:04	03:03:33:19	Chris [GM]	Who’s county?
03:03:33:12	03:03:34:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Two out of three.
03:03:38:23	03:03:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	We should have won that one, but…
03:03:39:04	03:03:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	let’s call it a draw like a crappy soccer game right
03:03:43:14	03:03:45:22	Brin [Basil]	let’s go get some honey elixir
03:03:43:15	03:03:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:46:02	03:03:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	we do have the traveling herbalist okay
03:03:48:12	03:03:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	TBD
03:03:50:22	03:03:56:04	Chris [GM]	Let’s say that you guys send the crowd off and you’re all reunited backstage now
03:03:52:00	03:03:52:26	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
03:04:00:06	03:04:16:09	Brin [Basil]	I mean
03:04:00:22	03:04:03:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well, we haven’t actually seen him yet but we’ve heard of this
03:04:05:16	03:04:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dreamweaver character and
03:04:06:20	03:04:09:10	Chris [GM]	bastard caught me in a dream
03:04:08:15	03:04:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	thought you said bastard kami
03:04:09:06	03:04:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you say Kami or Kopp? Oh, Kami I don’t know
03:04:12:05	03:04:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:04:12:16	03:04:13:16	Chris [GM]	Bastard caught me
03:04:13:13	03:04:14:22	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:04:14:18	03:04:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	Bastard Kami in a dream.
03:04:16:09	03:04:18:04	Brin [Basil]	that works too
03:04:16:15	03:04:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04:18:20	03:04:21:16	Steve [Nortle]	TBD has been studying some of the great authors apparently.
03:04:23:26	03:04:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um hey i got all this stuff right that’s
03:04:24:01	03:04:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m curious what are your thoughts on the proletariat.
03:04:24:05	03:04:24:22	Chris [GM]	But hey
03:04:26:03	03:04:28:13	Chris [GM]	I got all this stuff right here We got
03:04:31:01	03:04:36:16	Chris [GM]	Not spell scrolls My journal notes The TBD scrolls We can bring All this stuff to Lashara
03:04:36:25	03:04:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, hey, um…
03:04:38:17	03:04:38:29	Chris [GM]	The book
03:04:40:17	03:04:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	Walking Dead by the way I just thought I’d like break that to you lightly
03:04:43:20	03:04:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	He was in lots of pieces
03:04:45:05	03:04:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like a lot of pieces It’s like
03:04:48:01	03:04:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	on him from the sky.
03:04:50:25	03:04:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	You know back at University of Magus We saw a lot Of things man A lot of things
03:04:58:03	03:04:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	out of his head straight out like
03:05:00:25	03:05:08:10	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang was a bad game guys The second I told him about That book when I found it He wouldn’t stop at anything To get that from me
03:05:11:01	03:05:13:13	Chris [GM]	Nancy It’s a language I don’T understand
03:05:15:25	03:05:27:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can no i i can comprehend languages where’s the book at
03:05:16:05	03:05:17:20	Chris [GM]	Do you speak Chrono-Nancy?
03:05:17:08	03:05:19:06	Brin [Basil]	no he cannot read it
03:05:18:16	03:05:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	languages yes let’s do that uh
03:05:22:14	03:05:23:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let’s go get the book
03:05:27:23	03:05:31:10	Steve [Nortle]	why do you want to understand cronomancy so much?
03:05:34:03	03:05:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	tell me later?
03:05:37:01	03:05:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	Where is it?
03:05:40:11	03:05:41:22	Chris [GM]	Uh So
03:05:44:26	03:05:49:25	Chris [GM]	Let’s do A Long rest It’s like, I’ll take you guys there in the morning.
03:05:51:03	03:05:54:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh do we wake up and a different song plays on the alarm clock in the morning
03:05:54:26	03:05:55:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, totally.
03:05:55:28	03:06:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	your tiny hand in mine there’s no greater mountain we You can climb.
03:05:57:18	03:05:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:05:57:18	03:05:58:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:01:01	03:06:11:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	different song at the ticket booth i’ll tell you i’ll tell you i’ll tell you the title of the song that i wrote for
03:06:03:08	03:06:04:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, LaDonna.
03:06:05:25	03:06:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	Got you, LaDonna!
03:06:12:02	03:06:14:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay songs for her but i’ll tell you she
03:06:18:14	03:06:21:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	song yet it’s like a prayer
03:06:22:25	03:06:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	la donna um i wrote it i wrote
03:06:25:16	03:06:29:05	Dave [Xeros]	You wrote the lyrics. It’s The Life is a Mystery.
03:06:30:06	03:06:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone must stand alone.
03:06:32:29	03:06:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that song no one knows that it doesn’t exist yet, but it does now. And LaDonna’s the only one.
03:06:35:20	03:06:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m sorry. We’re going to go grab a book of Cronomancy and we can go anywhere!
03:06:39:15	03:06:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	LaDona’s the only one!
03:06:42:27	03:06:54:14	Steve [Nortle]	So we’re still in the dream world or at The Battle of the bands is a real place that was captured in this. Okay, so I’m going to go by Falcon’s Shop and see if
03:06:48:01	03:06:51:00	Dave [Xeros]	It was real. It was captured.
03:06:54:14	03:07:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t get myself a tarot card of a turtle wearing a red bandana over his eyes
03:07:03:08	03:07:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well we all have to have important rewards don’t we? Not all of us can make it with a pop diva
03:07:09:04	03:07:14:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I might go steal something from the merch booth. Borrow something
03:07:09:11	03:07:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	The first time you tried to get it out You’re like
03:07:20:04	03:07:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	Dude… Let it out!
03:07:20:19	03:07:22:01	Steve [Nortle]	Guys! I canít get it!
03:07:27:07	03:07:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, man.
03:07:27:11	03:07:30:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What kind of sorcery is this?
03:07:35:14	03:07:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You guys will have to help me so much When I am DM This is going to be a catastrophe
03:07:37:17	03:07:41:04	Steve [Nortle]	the fact that like the roles lined up with that narrative
03:07:42:12	03:07:52:29	Steve [Nortle]	well no I mean every time you attack us with an enemy we know we won’t get hurt it will be wonderful
03:07:45:28	03:07:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s fine.
03:07:47:11	03:07:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh
03:07:56:08	03:07:57:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rules really private
03:07:59:01	03:08:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	i’m only going to be behind a screen like uh yeah
03:08:00:23	03:08:02:22	Chris [GM]	All right, what was the name of the song?
03:08:10:01	03:08:14:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, it’s now morning TVD elite…
03:08:10:07	03:08:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	P-R-A-Y
03:08:17:05	03:08:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	I go to Falcons and get my tarot card back. The turtle
03:08:22:13	03:08:23:27	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, Talent.
03:08:23:04	03:08:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	Tarot. Talon.
03:08:24:17	03:08:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	Talon. Yeah. Talon?
03:08:26:02	03:08:30:09	Steve [Nortle]	I have my turtle Tarot now.
03:08:27:11	03:08:31:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s totally fine.
03:08:32:29	03:08:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	Can you would you mind doing one of your magic checky look at this thing? See if it’s got any special powers to it?
03:08:40:23	03:08:45:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure yeah i’m gonna smell it
03:08:41:16	03:08:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna sneak off to uh the merch booth and i am going no yeah i’m sorry i’m
03:08:49:01	03:08:50:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, oh, The Merch Burst. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:08:51:04	03:09:00:22	Dave [Xeros]	gonna get that ladonna t-shirt yeah well i don’t even vanilla’s there yeah because she wasn’t there so i’m going to go back i’m
03:08:55:17	03:09:00:12	Chris [GM]	it wasn’t given away because LaDonna never showed up so the shirt is still there
03:09:00:22	03:09:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	going to grab that um and we did hook vanilla and, like, Butterface up several times. So I’m just like, hey look
03:09:09:27	03:09:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	Matchmaker, matchmaker. I made your match.
03:09:11:01	03:09:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	can you swing me a deal here? I’m, like a little low on cash
03:09:18:28	03:09:20:20	Dave [Xeros]	for the signed LaDonna t-shirt
03:09:21:14	03:09:25:27	Chris [GM]	and what do you have for return in return what’s the deal
03:09:26:00	03:09:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	gold Like, I’m Just… Can You Swing Me A Deal
03:09:29:14	03:09:31:10	Chris [GM]	to straight up buy it
03:09:31:02	03:09:36:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah But, like For your future love’s sake Can you give me maybe
03:09:37:14	03:09:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	Discount percentage wise Can we roll some percentage dice
03:09:39:22	03:09:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you already hooked them up so they owe you the capital. Is that the…
03:09:43:06	03:09:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	They’re in love
03:09:44:11	03:09:46:07	Chris [GM]	you guys never hooked them up
03:09:46:11	03:09:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	Excuse me, we actually sold out. No, no, no. We sold out everything in the bar.
03:09:48:29	03:09:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:09:49:27	03:09:53:14	Chris [GM]	but you did not tell them
03:09:54:28	03:09:55:14	Steve [Nortle]	her
03:09:55:00	03:09:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	We said go get Vanilla and go to the show. We did that every time.
03:09:55:19	03:09:57:29	Brin [Basil]	Are you kidding me right now?
03:09:58:21	03:09:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah we did
03:09:59:19	03:10:10:21	Chris [GM]	on the last one you guys did not say i don’t think he did i think he
03:10:05:01	03:10:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	We have audio and video footage of it.
03:10:10:21	03:10:12:02	Chris [GM]	did it on the other ones i don’T think he
03:10:12:04	03:10:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	No, because on that last one when we sold out, we’re like hey, go get vanilla and then go to the show I specifically said
03:10:19:09	03:10:26:09	Chris [GM]	okay all right um yeah roll sure why not we’ll see how much of a discount get it’s
03:10:22:02	03:10:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	percentage dice
03:10:26:09	03:10:36:14	Chris [GM]	400 gold uh t -shirt oh wow Yeah, I mean, Loverboy here is quite grateful.
03:10:30:29	03:10:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	I get a 76% discount
03:10:32:21	03:10:33:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh wow.
03:10:36:26	03:10:44:15	Chris [GM]	So yeah, that would be like $100 for the shirt basically. Yep, 100 gold, yep.
03:10:43:07	03:10:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	sold
03:10:44:25	03:10:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s in it. I mean, she signed it.
03:10:47:16	03:10:51:01	Chris [GM]	He says, That’s fine, just tell my boss.
03:10:51:02	03:11:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, no, no worries, man. I won’t say anything with all the commotion. You know stuff happens Gary, Gary is
03:10:55:18	03:10:56:28	Brin [Basil]	Who’s your boss?
03:11:00:29	03:11:02:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Gary in the back.
03:11:02:08	03:11:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eerie.
03:11:02:29	03:11:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	who’s Gary’s boss? Is it, is it Wolfgang? Okay. You’re not going to have to worry about anything my friend. We’re good wink and
03:11:04:05	03:11:06:15	Chris [GM]	I don’t know. Wolf – I think it was Wolfgang, yeah.
03:11:07:20	03:11:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:10:27	03:11:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything’s fine
03:11:11:16	03:11:12:20	Steve [Nortle]	He’s in pieces.
03:11:13:20	03:11:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	And then as I’m making my way across the fairground everything’s like coming down right Like, they’re all…
03:11:18:11	03:11:20:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they’re starting to tear down and stuff yet.
03:11:20:20	03:11:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna go and as they’re taking down the tent of folding I’m just going to try to put it in my pocket.
03:11:27:29	03:11:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	The entire tent of holding.
03:11:29:18	03:11:30:03	Chris [GM]	Ow!
03:11:30:19	03:11:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s having a bag, but that’s putting extra dimensional spaces inside of an extra dimensional space.
03:11:31:08	03:11:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	Extra dimensional space!
03:11:33:21	03:11:34:14	Chris [GM]	No, no, no.
03:11:36:13	03:11:38:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not turned inside out though.
03:11:38:03	03:11:48:13	Chris [GM]	Listen, listen, listen. Listen, you’re not going to be able to fit any of the bits into this mouth opening of a bag of holding.
03:11:38:14	03:11:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	No.
03:11:38:21	03:11:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:42:08	03:11:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that’s what the other one was.
03:11:47:12	03:11:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a handkerchief. It’s magic.
03:11:51:12	03:11:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	I want it to turn into What is it? Tiny hut?
03:11:52:27	03:12:02:27	Brin [Basil]	You are not Harry Potter!
03:11:54:14	03:12:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s one of those magician things you know just keeps pulling the cloth out of the yeah I think I think this is questionable.
03:11:57:29	03:12:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	I won’t use it for anything other than magician work.
03:12:03:21	03:12:04:02	Chris [GM]	No.
03:12:03:29	03:12:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	I want a tent that we can all go into and set up
03:12:07:18	03:12:22:01	Steve [Nortle]	that’s got it’s the size of a football field don’t
03:12:08:15	03:12:11:10	Chris [GM]	Well, you see what they did. Let’s make one.
03:12:15:01	03:12:20:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we didn’t ever run into any armor or anything? I would love to find some sort of upgrade.
03:12:22:01	03:12:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	you have um you have a spell
03:12:23:19	03:12:24:20	Chris [GM]	You’ll have to find that in the city.
03:12:25:23	03:12:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	He’s the one that’s teaching that though.
03:12:28:29	03:12:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	uh i can’t remember right now it’s like you can get a spell
03:12:31:03	03:12:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	Or let’s… We can maybe LaDonna’s t-shirt is an armor class.
03:12:34:10	03:12:40:19	Steve [Nortle]	that mage is armor that you have to cast it but then it increases you.
03:12:37:26	03:12:42:25	Chris [GM]	I really like that idea. Let’s mod that and then when you get there…
03:12:40:20	03:12:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. I’ll give him his gift.
03:12:40:22	03:12:41:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
03:12:41:20	03:12:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	But since we’ll level up, you should be able to get that.
03:12:44:02	03:12:44:15	Chris [GM]	That’s great.
03:12:45:11	03:12:46:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Good call.
03:12:47:08	03:12:51:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’m glad you both didn’t hear that because I got an idea.
03:12:50:10	03:12:50:27	Chris [GM]	That’s really good.
03:12:52:27	03:12:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So…
03:12:53:21	03:12:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	Powerclaw! What does that word mean?
03:12:54:11	03:13:00:02	Chris [GM]	So anything else you guys want to do before we head off to the magus school of man?
03:13:00:03	03:13:01:11	Dave [Xeros]	Traveling herbalist!
03:13:00:25	03:13:05:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um do we have any more
03:13:04:17	03:13:07:07	Brin [Basil]	We, we need some joints for the road.
03:13:04:19	03:13:06:03	Chris [GM]	You make your way over.
03:13:07:04	03:13:10:01	Chris [GM]	Just as she’s leaving the fairgrounds,
03:13:10:18	03:13:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	you lady!
03:13:11:23	03:13:15:02	Chris [GM]	She each hands you a healing potion
03:13:16:07	03:13:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah amazing i don’t
03:13:17:29	03:13:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	What was these made out of? Oh, oh.
03:13:23:13	03:13:24:08	Chris [GM]	What do they call them?
03:13:23:17	03:13:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Potion of healing.
03:13:25:00	03:13:26:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, one potion of healing.
03:13:28:11	03:13:30:11	Steve [Nortle]	Potion of touching the ceiling.
03:13:29:02	03:13:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	If we hit it right now we’d probably hit peak about you know a mile into this and by the time we get to magus it’ll be like
03:13:43:19	03:13:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	Basil is down.
03:13:46:19	03:13:58:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i did detect magic on chris’s or on your christ uh nordal’s card um i think it’s similar to my scroll i think
03:13:58:01	03:14:09:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it gives you i think it levels or it gives you some kind of like advantage something that you play your card yeah if you use that combat i’m pretty pretty sure
03:14:09:22	03:14:11:21	Chris [GM]	Your campaign coming next is what you’re doing
03:14:11:01	03:14:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure yeah uh yeah there’s there’s There’s something going on with this part.
03:14:16:05	03:14:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	actually gonna go
03:14:18:11	03:14:19:01	Steve [Nortle]	get the book first.
03:14:19:07	03:14:20:18	Chris [GM]	that’s where we’re going to Magus
03:14:22:10	03:14:29:10	Chris [GM]	so you join up with TBD and if there’s nothing else you guys want to resolve in the fairgrounds which is totally cool
03:14:30:13	03:14:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	we won did we get metal by the way like sweet how about we just own wolfgang records now
03:14:32:02	03:14:36:09	Chris [GM]	you did get a record deal on Wolfgang Records
03:14:39:29	03:14:43:04	Brin [Basil]	Cause cause he’s dead Record!
03:14:40:00	03:14:41:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Because he’s not a big…
03:14:40:11	03:14:41:10	Chris [GM]	not a thing anymore
03:14:42:15	03:14:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	but all the artists uh we’re gonna turn it into
03:14:48:05	03:14:49:06	Chris [GM]	Empire Records
03:14:49:27	03:14:51:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna start a record label
03:14:50:02	03:14:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, man. Yes.
03:14:50:11	03:14:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re starting record label! Im- Imperial
03:14:50:24	03:14:51:17	Chris [GM]	a record label
03:14:53:22	03:14:57:11	Dave [Xeros]	Empire Records. Did you guys ever watch that movie? Empire Records?
03:14:56:16	03:14:57:12	Chris [GM]	Empire Records
03:14:59:26	03:15:03:15	Dave [Xeros]	Liv Tyler, Ethan Embry. Guys, come on.
03:15:02:06	03:15:03:29	Chris [GM]	Liv Tyler and his schoolgirl outfit?
03:15:05:21	03:15:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s such a good show but Empire Records Can we start Empire Records officially?
03:15:10:20	03:15:22:01	Chris [GM]	I mean, I will say that is for another DM to flesh out but I love this idea I think this is fantastic
03:15:11:08	03:15:12:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would say that
03:15:15:08	03:15:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right. I’ll be your guest DM next time and it will just be about us starting the empire
03:15:15:15	03:15:17:09	Steve [Nortle]	kick that can down the road
03:15:17:26	03:15:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me in a minute because I’ve got this stuff you know? Okay. we don’t
03:15:22:19	03:15:33:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I would say Wolfgang Records because Wolfgang did not survive which was a possibility Wolfgang Records is going to be no more In fact all the deal and everything he made with
03:15:33:18	03:15:36:14	Chris [GM]	Dreamweaver went down the drink with him.
03:15:41:12	03:15:43:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but we don’t control it yet so
03:15:44:20	03:15:45:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	work to do
03:15:45:08	03:16:09:25	Brin [Basil]	you don’t control it. It controls you. He
03:15:47:00	03:15:48:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to go to Magus
03:15:47:18	03:15:58:16	Chris [GM]	So, TBD leads you guys on a little journey as you’re making your way and it’s like this is great. You guys will love where I hit this thing. Make your way into the mega school of magic
03:15:58:16	03:16:06:02	Chris [GM]	past the library which when you look in it you see there’s this table that you recognize where TBD was bound and laid and uh
03:16:06:15	03:16:07:24	Dave [Xeros]	he was bound and laid here.
03:16:09:01	03:16:10:26	Chris [GM]	Was laying down bound
03:16:09:25	03:16:15:05	Brin [Basil]	walked right into that one.
03:16:10:08	03:16:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	It was kind of like his junior year. He really needed it really bad.
03:16:15:16	03:16:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Careful, careful.
03:16:15:26	03:16:26:28	Chris [GM]	He keeps walking past the library, he walks past a few classrooms. You guys are following along. He walks into the gymnasium and he walks over past the weights
03:16:26:28	03:16:37:05	Chris [GM]	barbells and pulls from the shelf a book that has a foot cover on it that says how to get swollen big like TBD and he blows dust
03:16:37:05	03:16:47:11	Chris [GM]	off it. He removes the jacket of it and there in his hand is the chronomancy spellbook you see? It’s the perfect place to hide it because it’s
03:16:47:11	03:16:58:10	Chris [GM]	gym and wizards don’t work out nobody would have known this is perfect it’s a bunch of wizards
03:16:50:14	03:16:51:20	Brin [Basil]	that’s just perfect
03:16:51:25	03:16:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But what if people wanted to be… I mean, you’re pretty jacked. There’s people out there who want to get jacked like you.
03:16:58:10	03:17:05:10	Chris [GM]	uh the second he pulls it out your backpack begins to rumble and the dream catcher comes
03:17:04:23	03:17:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
03:17:07:04	03:17:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	good thing you didn’t swallow
03:17:09:28	03:17:10:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:17:13:24	03:17:14:19	Brin [Basil]	flubber
03:17:13:26	03:17:17:29	Chris [GM]	of the dreamcatcher flies the dream weaver
03:17:17:20	03:17:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
03:17:22:19	03:17:24:25	Chris [GM]	TBD’s face with
03:17:26:07	03:17:35:03	Chris [GM]	his magic. He opens the chronomancy book, and he smashes TBDs’ face into this book and is holding it there, and a spell begins to cast
03:17:35:03	03:17:45:26	Chris [GM]	This is not something you can sell through Barbs It casts the spell called Pre-Science
03:17:37:02	03:17:37:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stop.
03:17:37:24	03:17:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	bobs okay what is it
03:17:48:26	03:18:00:23	Chris [GM]	You become privy to the fate of an object, creature or location that you have seen in your lifetime You receive a vision of that object, creature, or location as it will appear sometime in the future. The vision manifests itself
03:18:00:23	03:18:02:21	Chris [GM]	as a swirling globe of glossy wits.
03:18:03:24	03:18:10:14	Chris [GM]	I’m not going to go through the rest if that’s all you really need to know. You guys all see a vision appear above
03:18:11:27	03:18:14:20	Chris [GM]	this Dreamweaver shoving T.B.’s face into his book.
03:18:15:14	03:18:22:06	Steve [Nortle]	have brought that with us I have a retcon token
03:18:18:14	03:18:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	hindsight’s 2020 yeah i think we i think yeah i think i think it’s actually going to benefit us
03:18:19:16	03:18:20:18	Chris [GM]	You see…
03:18:23:25	03:18:24:29	Chris [GM]	Let me just finish.
03:18:25:18	03:18:27:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:18:29:11	03:18:41:01	Chris [GM]	I mean, it’s your choice. Whatever you guys can do whatever you want But let me finish You see visions of destroyed towns
03:18:29:12	03:18:32:27	Dave [Xeros]	Like, we destroy his entire campaign because of a retcon token.
03:18:31:20	03:18:32:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:18:34:17	03:18:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:18:35:07	03:18:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	no Chris, I’m sorry Yeah, you finished.
03:18:41:01	03:18:52:02	Chris [GM]	Landscapes smoking A giant death sphere Growing and moving toward the remaining cities People gathering for a last stand The vision begins to focus
03:18:52:02	03:19:01:29	Chris [GM]	You see a city on fire Four horsemen of the apocalypse leading armies of monsters and five heroes standing to repel them.
03:19:02:28	03:19:13:17	Chris [GM]	The vision zooms in, the five heroes are entrapped within time and standing above them you see a troubled dark figure who pulls out a pair of scissors. The vision pulls out
03:19:13:17	03:19:17:16	Chris [GM]	and the last thing you all see is the Temple of Idiots.
03:19:22:29	03:19:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	about this.
03:19:25:08	03:19:32:26	Chris [GM]	The Dreamweaver the book drops to the floor the Dreamweaver turns to you all and casts
03:19:35:03	03:19:40:10	Chris [GM]	we didn’t take the spells I don’t think so there’s not very much
03:19:41:29	03:19:44:24	Chris [GM]	alright everyone roll initiative for me
03:19:48:14	03:19:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh! He just rolled another nat 20!
03:19:50:13	03:19:50:27	Steve [Nortle]	22.
03:19:52:24	03:19:54:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a 12.
03:19:54:27	03:19:56:19	Brin [Basil]	I just rolled a nat 22.
03:19:57:11	03:20:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	hells yes that would
03:19:58:00	03:19:58:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
03:19:59:16	03:20:00:28	Brin [Basil]	20, 25!
03:20:02:08	03:20:02:27	Steve [Nortle]	22!
03:20:06:02	03:20:07:06	Chris [GM]	what’d you get
03:20:06:14	03:20:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	one dollar bob
03:20:13:20	03:20:23:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right i got a
03:20:14:12	03:20:15:01	Chris [GM]	okay
03:20:14:13	03:20:16:13	Brin [Basil]	It can never be erased
03:20:16:19	03:20:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:20:20:12	03:20:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	What did TBD roll?
03:20:20:14	03:20:21:14	Chris [GM]	what did you roll
03:20:26:07	03:20:33:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, TBD is um… I’m gonna say well you’ll see what happens with the TBD in a second
03:20:34:05	03:20:38:05	Dave [Xeros]	are we fighting this thing
03:20:38:04	03:20:39:21	Chris [GM]	You are fighting this thing
03:20:44:05	03:20:46:26	Chris [GM]	Before you before we got into the battle
03:20:50:07	03:20:52:23	Chris [GM]	casts Total Dream Manipulation
03:20:54:14	03:20:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	Remanipulation!
03:20:56:15	03:21:01:14	Brin [Basil]	We won’t find out the defense All right
03:20:57:01	03:20:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	want to be in my dreams at all
03:20:59:04	03:21:04:18	Chris [GM]	You guys will find up what the effect all these things are All right, Norrell. You are up first.
03:21:04:15	03:21:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, I’m only a 22.
03:21:06:25	03:21:08:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, so the nat 20 means what then?
03:21:09:07	03:21:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	a 24 she got 25 initiative still the same she had 25, 24, 23
03:21:11:29	03:21:12:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay.
03:21:12:14	03:21:18:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, the nat 20 is just a number for initiative.
03:21:16:20	03:21:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	Palclaw can just say I got a rock
03:21:18:13	03:21:21:03	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Basil, you’re up first
03:21:20:14	03:21:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not really
03:21:22:04	03:21:26:13	Chris [GM]	and you are all standing directly in front of the Dreamweaver in this gymnasium.
03:21:28:03	03:21:30:14	Chris [GM]	Do you want to put your little guy in front there?
03:21:31:19	03:21:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	Is that 12 away? Is that what…
03:21:39:28	03:21:41:04	Chris [GM]	Y’all will find out.
03:21:44:19	03:21:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	to be here
03:21:46:21	03:21:52:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is TBD with us is he oh but like i mean present
03:21:49:14	03:21:51:02	Chris [GM]	He’s in the gymnasian with you, yeah.
03:21:52:08	03:22:01:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like he’s awake and he’s fighting okay well
03:21:53:29	03:21:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	team again
03:21:54:03	03:21:56:29	Chris [GM]	When it gets his turn, y’all find out here. I got it.
03:21:56:13	03:21:58:22	Brin [Basil]	Okay and is his face still in the book?
03:21:58:22	03:22:09:07	Brin [Basil]	is this all right
03:22:00:18	03:22:04:17	Chris [GM]	The floor at TBD’s feet The Dreamweaver Is facing you guys
03:22:06:21	03:22:07:28	Chris [GM]	TBD has both of these Yeah
03:22:09:07	03:22:12:29	Brin [Basil]	well I think i’m just gonna try and punch this thing in the face
03:22:14:16	03:22:20:27	Brin [Basil]	and i’m going to use my rubies on my knuckles which does
03:22:21:22	03:22:27:04	Brin [Basil]	i don’t do anything actually um
03:22:30:07	03:22:37:15	Brin [Basil]	and technically i don t have three so it’s only plus two five okay rolling to hit eight
03:22:41:02	03:22:47:25	Chris [GM]	You punch this thing And your fist Like you’re in a nightmare Goes right To through it
03:22:48:08	03:22:55:20	Steve [Nortle]	i think that would actually be a dream come true for her yeah to punch straight through something
03:22:55:03	03:22:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	but not
03:22:56:10	03:23:07:24	Chris [GM]	I see what you mean It feels like You’re punching nothing You wind up You punch at it Again and it just, you hit it but it just doesn’t feel like
03:22:57:13	03:22:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	deal no damage
03:22:58:01	03:23:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	this never
03:23:07:24	03:23:15:05	Chris [GM]	anything. Have you ever had a dream like that where you’re just hitting something and it’s just doesn’t feeling like you’re making contact?
03:23:12:15	03:23:16:16	Brin [Basil]	time it’s not it’s It’s called a nightmare.
03:23:16:13	03:23:26:03	Chris [GM]	You are in a nightmare right now Basil and as you continue to punch everything you punch takes no damage there is no satisfying connection at all
03:23:27:16	03:23:32:25	Chris [GM]	you try to unbutton your top button it’s stuck it will not come undone
03:23:32:19	03:23:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s choking me
03:23:33:02	03:23:34:01	Brin [Basil]	My thumb!
03:23:33:27	03:23:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	happens
03:23:36:16	03:23:41:25	Chris [GM]	Roll me a wisdom saving throw.
03:23:36:29	03:23:37:29	Brin [Basil]	So tight!
03:23:45:08	03:23:46:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh my, that wasn’t good
03:23:48:19	03:23:51:20	Brin [Basil]	My thing just decided to disappear for a second
03:23:53:07	03:23:54:28	Chris [GM]	That’s cool music.
03:23:56:22	03:24:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
03:24:03:17	03:24:07:25	Brin [Basil]	wisdom saving throw it’s the plus one right?
03:24:09:03	03:24:12:18	Brin [Basil]	I only have plus This is three
03:24:12:22	03:24:15:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, so take 10 points of psychic damage.
03:24:15:23	03:24:17:16	Brin [Basil]	Damn. All right.
03:24:19:01	03:24:21:03	Chris [GM]	I believe Eros you’re up next.
03:24:21:07	03:24:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so
03:24:25:04	03:24:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	basically what he’s going to show me like a nightmare. So it’s like a lie right?
03:24:31:14	03:24:35:06	Chris [GM]	You don’t know you’re in a nightmare. Your character doesn’t realize this yet.
03:24:35:29	03:24:47:28	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m going to cast actually not going to play the lying liar and affect the dreamweaver so he has to instead of trying to tell me
03:24:47:28	03:24:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	what my nightmare is he has to lie which is the inverse
03:24:52:13	03:24:56:20	Chris [GM]	you pull out your lying liar and you strum it and all the strings break
03:24:57:17	03:25:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	so I’m not doing anything like there is actually no attack well, no but what my thing does it has no effect
03:25:03:24	03:25:03:28	Chris [GM]	you
03:25:08:23	03:25:20:23	Chris [GM]	liar from your perception has no effect You’re describing it correctly You find yourself on stage standing alone and there’s a massive crowd booing you
03:25:20:23	03:25:23:12	Chris [GM]	And as you look down
03:25:21:18	03:25:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	where’s my pants
03:25:22:14	03:25:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can go down.
03:25:24:26	03:25:29:25	Chris [GM]	you see smaller hands and as you look at
03:25:29:29	03:25:32:03	Brin [Basil]	You know what small hands mean?
03:25:31:22	03:25:36:15	Chris [GM]	you realize that you’re just like a 14 year old kid with glasses standing on stage.
03:25:37:12	03:25:40:09	Dave [Xeros]	I know I’m the guy from our play
03:25:41:26	03:25:46:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Captain Crunched in his non-Super Saiyan form
03:25:42:02	03:25:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	captain crunched
03:25:46:02	03:25:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:25:46:16	03:25:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	on the
03:25:51:01	03:25:51:22	Chris [GM]	a
03:25:55:09	03:25:56:22	Chris [GM]	wisdom saving throw please
03:25:57:07	03:26:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay cool i’m wise really not once but
03:26:04:07	03:26:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	that was a natural 20 21 all right
03:26:07:29	03:26:15:26	Chris [GM]	Nice. Awesome. No damage dealt to your psyche. Actually, would it be half? It’d be half.
03:26:14:02	03:26:27:07	Steve [Nortle]	it would be half um okay
03:26:15:15	03:26:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	honestly I’m like I’m so used to being humiliated this just yeah it’s uh now I’m used
03:26:17:14	03:26:22:05	Chris [GM]	So five points of psychic damage. You’re used to it.
03:26:27:07	03:26:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	so he he we see
03:26:31:22	03:26:32:27	Chris [GM]	wall… Yeah, go ahead.
03:26:34:11	03:26:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	this vision okay okay
03:26:35:23	03:26:40:07	Chris [GM]	You guys don’t even see each other. It’s like you’re in this cloud of darkness basically.
03:26:37:05	03:26:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	It doesn’t matter what we do at this point.
03:26:41:14	03:26:50:07	Steve [Nortle]	okay so um uh i uh
03:26:50:07	03:27:01:12	Steve [Nortle]	think about how wonderful it is to be with a bunch of friends and family and how like
03:26:51:13	03:26:52:27	Chris [GM]	I’ve got to turn this down. It’s so loud.
03:27:01:12	03:27:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	We work so well as a team, and like as a former sports guy, I really love the teamwork
03:27:08:07	03:27:17:23	Steve [Nortle]	that totally justifies all of the time and money that’s spent on sports because it’s got to be justified somehow.
03:27:10:16	03:27:19:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is how a lot of people are actually converted.
03:27:19:26	03:27:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It doesn’t hit them until they realize their own destruction is imminent. They change their ways.
03:27:23:05	03:27:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	Until they’re faced with death.
03:27:24:29	03:27:25:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:27:25:11	03:27:27:25	Brin [Basil]	Family, isn’t it about time?
03:27:25:24	03:27:37:18	Steve [Nortle]	And so I’m just suddenly – like I just have this overwhelming desire to just hug it out. So I’m going to go toward him and be like
03:27:37:18	03:27:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	bring it in, bring it in, and I’m going to try to hug him
03:27:41:27	03:27:44:02	Chris [GM]	as you are
03:27:44:14	03:27:46:11	Brin [Basil]	The DM is stumped.
03:27:46:09	03:27:49:02	Chris [GM]	going for the
03:27:48:10	03:27:51:05	Brin [Basil]	He’s like what the fuck do I do with this?
03:27:54:21	03:28:00:03	Chris [GM]	thinking about sportsmanship it reminded you of race that you had so famously
03:28:02:24	03:28:04:02	Brin [Basil]	This truly is a nightmare.
03:28:02:27	03:28:06:01	Chris [GM]	But in this instance, you got second place.
03:28:06:29	03:28:08:09	Steve [Nortle]	It makes her happy
03:28:08:26	03:28:20:11	Chris [GM]	You also see yourself… You see a matching pair of ladies’ handbags, belts, and boots and your head appears on the handbag
03:28:21:14	03:28:25:01	Chris [GM]	You’ve been turned into turtle skin handbags and belts
03:28:25:16	03:28:28:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh shhh…
03:28:26:04	03:28:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	Even his dumbness can’t would still respond to that
03:28:29:28	03:28:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	You’re missing your, you actually are missing your hands and legs.
03:28:33:13	03:28:35:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh no! Wait, there isn’t my cell
03:28:37:29	03:28:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled 21
03:28:40:16	03:28:42:04	Chris [GM]	So five second damage, okay?
03:28:43:04	03:28:44:11	Chris [GM]	Foulclaw, you are up.
03:28:43:21	03:28:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	Well yeah, I realized I could just pull my hands up
03:28:45:27	03:28:46:22	Dave [Xeros]	Wait a second.
03:28:50:01	03:28:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	As that guy’s pants
03:28:52:10	03:28:55:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah my pants have gone. Freaking out right now.
03:28:55:26	03:29:00:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to try and cast Detect Magic and figure out what’s going on here and how we can solve this.
03:29:02:01	03:29:13:16	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and cast it. Oh, you did, okay. Yep, all right. So you throw out the magical sparks that usually come out of your hands or your wings
03:29:08:19	03:29:16:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of the
03:29:13:16	03:29:15:16	Chris [GM]	when you cast these things. Both!
03:29:18:06	03:29:26:05	Chris [GM]	Right as you’re about to cast it, you see two figures walk in front of you. They are the nuns from your old school.
03:29:18:07	03:29:27:14	Brin [Basil]	Right at your back, hold
03:29:26:15	03:29:32:22	Chris [GM]	The evil nuns that you hated so much, they stand over you and begin to shout shame.
03:29:33:11	03:29:35:20	Brin [Basil]	With a bell?
03:29:35:27	03:29:39:11	Chris [GM]	And then you look down and you’re standing naked in front of all your classmates.
03:29:37:08	03:29:38:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No please!
03:29:39:29	03:29:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	LaDonna’s there
03:29:42:21	03:29:44:24	Chris [GM]	And LaDonna’s sitting in the classroom.
03:29:42:27	03:29:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	You turn around
03:29:43:17	03:29:45:25	Brin [Basil]	You guys went to elementary school together?
03:29:45:14	03:29:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	He turns around and one of the nuns Turns into LaDonna
03:29:56:29	03:29:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m so sorry.
03:29:57:29	03:30:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I rolled a five Let’s see.
03:30:01:07	03:30:03:19	Chris [GM]	That takes 10 psychic damage for you.
03:30:09:26	03:30:18:21	Chris [GM]	The Dreamweaver turns to you all and does a
03:30:18:21	03:30:27:29	Chris [GM]	nightmare touch, and it puts its hand down on you, Basil.
03:30:29:26	03:30:39:29	Chris [GM]	And it’s just going to do an additional psychic attack here. here. This one will be based off your
03:30:43:08	03:30:45:11	Chris [GM]	AC is high enough to block this, so you’re fine.
03:30:45:29	03:30:47:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s like he’s incorporeal.
03:30:47:28	03:30:50:19	Chris [GM]	But do me a wisdom saving throw anyways.
03:30:53:20	03:30:57:26	Dave [Xeros]	I thought TBD was going to step in and like We are but men! Rock!
03:30:57:13	03:30:58:00	Brin [Basil]	Sixteen?
03:30:58:12	03:31:01:16	Chris [GM]	Nice! Okay. So you won’t take any damage from that yet?
03:30:59:01	03:31:09:06	Brin [Basil]	good zero or five okay sweet
03:31:07:17	03:31:11:16	Chris [GM]	Zero. Yeah, zero. Zero. You’re good. Okay, so
03:31:07:22	03:31:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	It just missed
03:31:13:24	03:31:17:26	Chris [GM]	TBD has been separated from the guys. He’s definitely not there in the battle
03:31:19:15	03:31:30:20	Chris [GM]	but he kind of wakes up from being knocked out and he sees you all kind of just standing there in the trance it looks like your eyes are like glowing white and clearly he knows that dream weaver has you
03:31:30:20	03:31:35:16	Chris [GM]	in a nightmare. He pulls out both of these and he starts playing
03:31:31:08	03:31:32:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m smiling, though.
03:31:36:27	03:31:46:11	Chris [GM]	a familiar song, and hopefully it starts coming in louder over the music. It’s that same theme
03:31:46:11	03:31:57:01	Chris [GM]	you guys have heard throughout each of the dreamers good in
03:31:51:24	03:31:52:18	Brin [Basil]	really good hearing
03:31:57:01	03:32:08:15	Chris [GM]	okay so we’re back up to the top so uh basil it’s your turn i will you’re in a nightmare right now come up with a way
03:32:09:08	03:32:19:01	Chris [GM]	I’m going to leave it to you guys to come up With A Creative Way To Break Out Of This Night think of there’s lots different ways that this could work right like an example would be
03:32:21:09	03:32:23:15	Chris [GM]	remember harry potter when they like gave the spider
03:32:24:16	03:32:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like roller skates.
03:32:25:28	03:32:37:23	Chris [GM]	skates or whatever yeah that’s an example anything you want to break out of this nightmare and we’ll do an ability check with that one depending on what you decide
03:32:27:03	03:32:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	Ridiculous
03:32:27:27	03:32:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	Ridiculous!
03:32:37:23	03:32:38:02	Chris [GM]	to do
03:32:41:02	03:32:44:09	Brin [Basil]	I probably would do something like
03:32:50:15	03:33:01:26	Brin [Basil]	that old samurai that I was with. He’s kind of like my samurai too, he yeah
03:32:57:15	03:32:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	The samurai…
03:33:02:01	03:33:09:25	Brin [Basil]	That’s right. He is like the comfort zone so I’m just gonna picture him because
03:33:10:11	03:33:15:02	Brin [Basil]	I mean I don’t know the nightmare but I’m like punching a boxing bag that
03:33:15:02	03:33:23:04	Brin [Basil]	i can’t punch and it’s pissing me off not being able to fight yeah
03:33:16:02	03:33:22:20	Chris [GM]	I tried to think of what a good nightmare for you would be and that would be your fighting, just not being able to fight
03:33:23:04	03:33:35:02	Brin [Basil]	basically yes yeah so um yeah I’m just gonna picture him and then like teaching me to fight
03:33:23:25	03:33:28:00	Chris [GM]	I hate those dreams where you run at half speed and stuff.
03:33:35:02	03:33:47:02	Brin [Basil]	again. Yeah, mystery?
03:33:37:25	03:33:38:21	Chris [GM]	Okay, awesome.
03:33:40:04	03:33:47:26	Chris [GM]	Roll a – let’s say that’s either a wisdom or a history check. Yeah, I like that. History check. Thank you.
03:33:53:13	03:34:03:15	Chris [GM]	you see the moment the samurai died you begin to re-experience that
03:34:03:22	03:34:06:08	Chris [GM]	roll a wisdom saving throw
03:34:04:27	03:34:08:19	Brin [Basil]	Come on, baby.
03:34:11:17	03:34:22:26	Chris [GM]	five points of damage psychic damage okay we’re moving on eros you’re on that stage uh the dream evolves and your mother’s in the crowd
03:34:26:17	03:34:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	Um, shit. F you man.
03:34:31:00	03:34:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, so
03:34:35:05	03:34:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	this thing is
03:34:38:15	03:34:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	am I in a dream? Can I see him still or no? The whatever the rate, the dream rate.
03:34:43:16	03:34:49:06	Chris [GM]	You can’t see the dream weaver. You are fully convinced that you are in this moment.
03:34:49:07	03:34:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay and I’m still on stage?
03:34:52:18	03:35:01:06	Chris [GM]	This ability roll is going to help you realize oh, this is all a dream or whatever and you’re going to break out of it or you’re gonna have to keep taking
03:35:00:25	03:35:02:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s going to get worse.
03:35:01:11	03:35:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so like I see this mountain of people in front of me right? And I’m up on stage and they’re booing me and my mom’s down there and my mum is down there booing
03:35:07:09	03:35:08:05	Chris [GM]	They’re booing you.
03:35:10:10	03:35:11:05	Chris [GM]	a 14 year old boy.
03:35:12:14	03:35:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	me as well? Okay. Well, even if she was booing me like all of that negative energy is just coming at me and I see my mom in the crowd and I
03:35:13:09	03:35:14:22	Chris [GM]	I’m not telling you what she’s doing yet.
03:35:23:08	03:35:27:05	Dave [Xeros]	jump off the stage and just run bolt straight towards her to give her up
03:35:25:08	03:35:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, gosh.
03:35:30:22	03:35:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	We could do acrobatics Is that cool because I’m jumping
03:35:37:12	03:35:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	That is a 18
03:35:41:24	03:35:44:00	Chris [GM]	it was an 18 you guys need to get by the way
03:35:48:06	03:35:59:29	Chris [GM]	your mother changes her expression instead of telling you she feels bad for you she tells you that she loves and you immediately wake up
03:36:00:24	03:36:08:08	Chris [GM]	realize and you see what you see in front of you. You see the three of them, in a trance, TBD’s playing both of these and
03:36:05:02	03:36:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	i take out my microphone and i start singing along with him okay
03:36:11:28	03:36:12:23	Chris [GM]	I love that
03:36:12:09	03:36:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah your eyeballs
03:36:14:20	03:36:17:02	Chris [GM]	And it clearly irritates the dream
03:36:15:03	03:36:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
03:36:20:17	03:36:24:11	Chris [GM]	Nortal is next So Nortal, you’re currently a woman’s handbag
03:36:20:19	03:36:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’m next. Brand new sentence right there, baby!
03:36:21:04	03:36:22:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to borrow your fit.
03:36:28:05	03:36:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:36:29:24	03:36:32:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	In this situation,
03:36:36:04	03:36:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	the salient characteristics of Nortle is that he likes being able to help people and he might not fully understand
03:36:46:16	03:36:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	situations or why people want him to shut up but he likes helping so he’s
03:36:57:12	03:36:58:18	Chris [GM]	song starts playing
03:37:01:03	03:37:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	going to uh oh he’s he he is going to okay so
03:37:11:05	03:37:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	i’m just sitting there as a bag or someone holding me are we in the store or something like okay all right so i’re gonna say that we are that
03:37:14:20	03:37:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	basil came and bought you
03:37:15:16	03:37:17:05	Chris [GM]	see if you can control the dream
03:37:21:03	03:37:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	i start to recognize this and i realize that the person who’s got me as their handbag they’re actually like really really hungry and they need a little help stealing
03:37:32:22	03:37:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	and some apples or bread off of the… Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically Aladdin is carrying me so I’m going to use my stealth
03:37:35:26	03:37:36:06	Chris [GM]	rat
03:37:43:02	03:37:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	to try to help steal something from somebody.
03:37:46:17	03:37:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	steal from other people all right that is out of character i’m cool with it
03:37:53:08	03:38:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	I view it as helping this one guy without worrying about the detriment that might cause the people I’m stealing from.
03:37:59:01	03:38:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	I just hope all of humanity doesn’t think that way.
03:38:01:29	03:38:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so that makes a 21.
03:38:07:11	03:38:16:23	Chris [GM]	you not only feed this poor street rat but you make this street rat look fabulous
03:38:17:09	03:38:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	yes strut baby strut uh first
03:38:21:13	03:38:24:25	Chris [GM]	it knocks you out of the dream and you become conscious and you see
03:38:25:26	03:38:33:15	Chris [GM]	what you see before you you see Fowlclaw and Basil in a trance you see TBD playing guitar you see arrows joining and singing what do you do?
03:38:35:27	03:38:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	thing i uh i check to make sure that all of my limbs are there they’re not yeah massive relief yeah
03:38:47:01	03:38:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	Spread them out a little bit. There you go.
03:38:47:13	03:38:56:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah um um i’m going to pull out my tarot card
03:38:56:21	03:39:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	And I’m going to use that To like focus my mental energy So that I get A great clarity of mind
03:39:08:05	03:39:19:20	Steve [Nortle]	And it’s almost Like bardic inspiration on myself That I start Interpreting the symbols of the tarot card In my limited Nordal way And
03:39:22:01	03:39:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	That helps me see Clearly Going forward
03:39:29:21	03:39:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	his third eye.
03:39:31:18	03:39:32:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yo
03:39:32:17	03:39:42:29	Chris [GM]	awesome ok we’re going to move on to Fowclaw you are currently being shamed by the nuns standing there naked in front of your entire in your underwear not naked
03:39:42:16	03:39:43:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
03:39:43:28	03:39:52:01	Chris [GM]	Actually, you’re standing there featherless in front of your whole classmates.
03:39:46:26	03:39:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and LaDona.
03:39:47:16	03:39:48:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my
03:39:50:16	03:39:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
03:39:50:24	03:40:11:15	Brin [Basil]	up for
03:39:51:08	03:39:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	All the feathers!
03:39:51:15	03:39:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:39:51:22	03:39:52:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
03:39:52:23	03:39:56:24	Chris [GM]	LaDonna as a full-grown LaDona is sitting in one of the classes.
03:39:54:15	03:40:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please all of the things um well like with most nightmare
03:39:55:14	03:40:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like The worst nightmare where your hair is falling out Okay, yep You’re cute but you’re like
03:39:57:22	03:39:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	And you shrunk again.
03:40:04:09	03:40:06:04	Chris [GM]	How are you going to control this nightmare?
03:40:07:00	03:40:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like there’s some level of absurdity to this that’s like whoa okay you know yeah so I’m going to try and use my insight to interpret it kind of understand on some level
03:40:18:08	03:40:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like there is no way I could be back here in class naked Ladonna shouldn’t be here all these things don’t make sense so I am going to roll insight use my logic
03:40:22:16	03:40:41:19	Brin [Basil]	first
03:40:32:10	03:40:34:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And that is a 23!
03:40:38:08	03:40:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh It’s always a celebration when Falcoa runs at
03:40:41:19	03:41:11:15	Brin [Basil]	thank you
03:40:45:26	03:40:55:28	Chris [GM]	and gives you a hug and that immediately wakes you up and you see basil and trance but eros and TBD are playing together
03:40:55:28	03:41:02:29	Chris [GM]	and you know what i’m looking right at his action or uh is uh pokemon card
03:40:58:22	03:41:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Focusing his energy on a tarot card
03:41:04:19	03:41:06:00	Steve [Nortle]	Noodle, noodle, noodle.
03:41:06:28	03:41:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am going to try and join this musical event That’s occurring here
03:41:16:15	03:41:27:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna try and like break out of the dream And kind of like connect with my friends that are here um and like harmonize with them to like kind of like instill me in the state
03:41:27:21	03:41:36:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of my presence with them so i’m gonna
03:41:29:18	03:41:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	doing this can i cast bardic inspiration
03:41:36:07	03:41:43:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m going to borrow eros’s fiddle that i’ve used in the past to convert spiders.
03:41:43:18	03:41:43:29	Chris [GM]	right.
03:41:45:24	03:41:47:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to borrow that to join in on this tune
03:41:49:15	03:41:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	we’ve been teaching each other on the road like he teaches me the good word i teach him the fiddle yeah so he can he’s still oh dude
03:41:54:29	03:41:59:21	Chris [GM]	Had you guys gone through 50 loops, he would’ve been a master by now.
03:41:59:20	03:42:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	i know like it’s like but but why have we been on the road you know i’ve been teaching you like your yeah the hymns of idios on
03:42:07:09	03:42:12:23	Dave [Xeros]	the on the violin poor poor wayfaring man of idius
03:42:07:27	03:42:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep, yep
03:42:14:10	03:42:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we already made this joke I forgot about this Yeah
03:42:14:20	03:42:16:27	Chris [GM]	It’s the Dreamweaver’s turn.
03:42:15:15	03:42:16:10	Brin [Basil]	you can make
03:42:21:08	03:42:23:12	Chris [GM]	Dreamweaver is going to…
03:42:28:13	03:42:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	you have the stems of this song too
03:42:31:11	03:42:41:23	Chris [GM]	have the rights this is great we can actually use this song yeah uh okay it’s gonna do its nightmare touch again um
03:42:41:23	03:42:49:26	Chris [GM]	and it sees that it’s getting like it it sees you guys are no longer in trap and so it’s going to focus all
03:42:49:26	03:43:01:07	Chris [GM]	its energy to bring you down and it’s going to nightmare attack again oh it
03:42:59:19	03:43:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	with us danny forever and ever
03:43:01:07	03:43:12:14	Chris [GM]	is a 12 does that be your ac okay awesome so roll me uh yeah d24 wisdom
03:43:03:03	03:43:03:22	Brin [Basil]	No
03:43:09:06	03:43:15:21	Brin [Basil]	Got a four
03:43:12:14	03:43:18:06	Chris [GM]	saving throw okay so you’re gonna take five psychic
03:43:20:04	03:43:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	basil you got this
03:43:28:12	03:43:36:22	Brin [Basil]	Um, I’m just going to try and
03:43:34:18	03:43:38:22	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah thank you so yeah you’re currently like just stuck
03:43:48:11	03:43:48:25	Brin [Basil]	run away
03:43:52:07	03:43:55:25	Brin [Basil]	Just run out the door off of a hut
03:44:01:05	03:44:02:19	Brin [Basil]	I don’t think this is gonna work
03:44:06:10	03:44:09:29	Brin [Basil]	Even with that bardic inspiration I rolled a 6 And I still only got 12
03:44:14:19	03:44:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	i can i be uh shouting just like childhood memories about times when
03:44:20:25	03:44:28:12	Chris [GM]	your turn absolutely yep which is i think oh uh roll a dexterity or wisdom saving
03:44:28:12	03:44:36:23	Chris [GM]	throw, please. Nice that saves so it’s only five
03:44:34:03	03:44:35:03	Brin [Basil]	16 sorry
03:44:37:02	03:44:40:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay I’m getting down there
03:44:39:22	03:44:41:26	Chris [GM]	She’s looking pretty scared guys
03:44:41:11	03:44:42:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She?
03:44:44:22	03:44:46:11	Chris [GM]	Alright, Aeros you’re up
03:44:47:25	03:44:59:15	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to bonus action Bardic Inspiration again.
03:45:00:17	03:45:12:06	Dave [Xeros]	I am then going to what’s the condition she’s in right now?
03:45:14:27	03:45:15:28	Chris [GM]	Fearful? What’s it called
03:45:17:29	03:45:22:10	Chris [GM]	No, it’s no, it’S Frightened It’s frightened
03:45:18:25	03:45:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	Paralyzed, Frightened. And I am going to cast Lesser Restoration, and that gets
03:45:29:04	03:45:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	rid of the Frightened, Blinded, Deafened, Paralyzed, Poisoned, and a bunch of others.
03:45:35:15	03:45:40:08	Chris [GM]	going to say that will give her advantage when she rolls next for breaking out
03:45:41:17	03:45:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m just continuing to sing, but Lesser restoration, and you got The Bardic Inspiration.
03:45:43:29	03:45:53:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t sink into despair.
03:45:51:05	03:45:52:01	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you’re up.
03:45:52:24	03:46:01:01	Brin [Basil]	i feel like Jesse right now is this what it feels like to roll shitty rolls all the time?
03:45:56:14	03:46:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	I see in the background, like a hole in the ground. And it reminds me of burrows and where rabbits go
03:46:07:26	03:46:18:08	Steve [Nortle]	and where Basil grew up. And I’m so excited about it that I sprint over to her and start trying to show her what I’ve found.
03:46:07:28	03:46:08:08	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:46:18:20	03:46:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	So I don’t know if that’s another advantage on it or…
03:46:22:02	03:46:29:11	Chris [GM]	Let’s say that it blesses her with one of your key points and so however the key is used she can use that way.
03:46:29:09	03:46:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s an extra D6 or is it…
03:46:35:06	03:46:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	Explain for everyone at home how key works.
03:46:37:15	03:46:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	So by using key, there are certain actions that I can do. Such as the flurry of blows where I can do multiple attacks. Um… I can also take a dodge action as bonus action.
03:46:49:04	03:46:55:08	Chris [GM]	say it takes one of your key points to do this and it gives her another d6
03:46:56:22	03:46:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Uses it? A key?
03:46:58:04	03:46:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a possibility of 12
03:47:03:13	03:47:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	of dice. If you fail an advantage roll with two extra d6s
03:47:03:17	03:47:05:16	Brin [Basil]	Watch me fk it up.
03:47:09:11	03:47:10:10	Chris [GM]	You’re in a nightmare
03:47:10:01	03:47:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, you’re definitely in a nightmare at that point but it’s like Bryn end of Nightmare
03:47:10:17	03:47:11:06	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:47:12:14	03:47:14:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no, you’re just you’re just
03:47:16:03	03:47:16:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re
03:47:16:19	03:47:17:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:47:17:04	03:47:18:17	Dave [Xeros]	You’re Jesse at that
03:47:19:07	03:47:19:24	Steve [Nortle]	Ouch!
03:47:20:02	03:47:21:13	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, it’s your turn
03:47:21:26	03:47:25:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh you already okay um
03:47:28:20	03:47:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna try and attack this thing I’m going to try and attack it
03:47:36:29	03:47:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and going to use my chromatic orb because favorite
03:47:45:11	03:47:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I should be standing by Basil
03:47:51:25	03:47:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	Is The Booker Chronomancy still here?
03:47:53:16	03:47:54:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it is at TBD’s feet
03:47:55:04	03:47:55:10	Steve [Nortle]	Suite.
03:48:01:09	03:48:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	I might know how to use chronomancy I might have developed a character or two that knows
03:48:08:23	03:48:17:16	Chris [GM]	fair with what spells are actually in it well not all of them you
03:48:16:16	03:48:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going use my
03:48:17:12	03:48:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a Jesse problem.
03:48:20:18	03:48:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	scroll again um and i broke out of my nightmare so i think it’s going to be jubilee this time so we’re going to yell yuppie and we’re gonna roll
03:48:34:17	03:48:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to cast this thing, hopefully uh I think it’s going to have to take I’m gonna do
03:48:50:03	03:48:52:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m trying lightning damage
03:48:54:27	03:48:56:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and it’s gonna have to make 4
03:48:58:19	03:48:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll listen to it again.
03:49:01:02	03:49:03:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no there’s no save on it
03:49:04:29	03:49:07:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like magic missiles, but intense.
03:49:10:06	03:49:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	go away
03:49:11:06	03:49:13:16	Brin [Basil]	You’re a storm weaver?
03:49:13:14	03:49:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah um so 17 is the 17 points of damage
03:49:16:18	03:49:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	Stormweaver
03:49:24:06	03:49:32:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah um sweet and
03:49:32:11	03:49:44:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then with uh my i’m gonna move i’m gonna go over to TBD actually um and uh i want to
03:49:46:16	03:49:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i want i want like examine the book to see if there’s i’m going to see yeah like if we can use it in this moment
03:49:54:06	03:50:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like if they will help us can i cast comprehend languages on it
03:49:56:28	03:49:59:17	Chris [GM]	you pick it up, you look at it and it’s just full of words
03:50:03:20	03:50:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what if whose side do you want
03:50:04:16	03:50:05:11	Chris [GM]	that’ll be an action
03:50:07:19	03:50:08:29	Chris [GM]	You did Chromatic Orb, right?
03:50:10:17	03:50:10:28	Steve [Nortle]	He did.
03:50:11:22	03:50:12:15	Chris [GM]	was picking up the book
03:50:13:16	03:50:15:10	Chris [GM]	Sounds like your turns over, right
03:50:13:23	03:50:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:50:15:12	03:50:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like as you flew over you just went dropped out the chromatic orb as you blew over.
03:50:17:24	03:50:25:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was like an egg that fell on him okay yeah sure
03:50:23:04	03:50:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. To me
03:50:28:06	03:50:35:17	Chris [GM]	the book in your hand The Dreamweaver is going to keep its hand out extended at Basil and it’s going to turn towards you
03:50:35:17	03:50:40:12	Chris [GM]	and extend its other hand to no Foul Claw.
03:50:37:20	03:50:41:26	Steve [Nortle]	to Nortle As he flies overhead
03:50:43:05	03:50:56:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i pick up the book i think it’s responding oh well
03:50:43:25	03:50:46:20	Chris [GM]	And it’s going to do Nightmare Touch on you.
03:50:56:17	03:50:58:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah there’s
03:50:58:03	03:51:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	jeez i’m gonna cast every bobs on that um yep so can
03:50:59:14	03:51:09:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh all right appreciate that thought i had a reaction to
03:51:02:05	03:51:05:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you can because you’re awake and not in the nightmare.
03:51:05:06	03:51:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	you um it’s 17 wisdom and if
03:51:12:15	03:51:14:06	Chris [GM]	Oh wait, Wisdom I got to modify.
03:51:16:11	03:51:17:26	Chris [GM]	That would be a 33.
03:51:18:08	03:51:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, you… Yeah, I know somebody with Bob’s on that one.
03:51:23:10	03:51:27:06	Chris [GM]	So do a Wisdom saving throw please.
03:51:35:27	03:51:37:23	Chris [GM]	That would get 10 points of damage
03:51:39:27	03:51:43:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is bad this is really bad
03:51:44:13	03:51:46:27	Chris [GM]	And Basil, you are up.
03:51:49:15	03:51:58:22	Brin [Basil]	all
03:51:49:22	03:51:56:13	Chris [GM]	You’re running away but as you’re running, you’re running half speed and it feels like you’re even closer to the scene.
03:51:58:17	03:52:00:20	Steve [Nortle]	So advantage and 2d6
03:51:58:22	03:52:08:05	Brin [Basil]	right I just rolled a nat 20
03:52:04:01	03:52:06:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, he doesn’t even need him.
03:52:08:16	03:52:09:29	Chris [GM]	Roll me the two D6s as well.
03:52:12:07	03:52:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
03:52:13:27	03:52:17:27	Brin [Basil]	two five, seven twenty-seven
03:52:17:25	03:52:20:29	Chris [GM]	Tell me how you break out of this nightmare. What do you do?
03:52:23:27	03:52:28:11	Brin [Basil]	I see
03:52:29:15	03:52:40:03	Brin [Basil]	Nortle flipped upside down he’s like I see a little kid Nortel it’s flipped upside and you can’t get up and I walk over to him and I help flip him over
03:52:31:11	03:52:31:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s perfect
03:52:40:21	03:52:42:26	Brin [Basil]	here you go buddy and then I snap out of
03:52:44:13	03:52:47:04	Steve [Nortle]	nice and it just… Wait, this can’t be real!
03:52:46:26	03:52:57:18	Chris [GM]	The shouts from Nortle that were coming through you could hear them materialize a baby nortle in front of you and flip him over.
03:52:57:26	03:53:02:18	Chris [GM]	And as you did that, with the immensity of how well you broke that dream,
03:53:04:07	03:53:14:01	Chris [GM]	you full-on punch through this darkness and it shatters before you and the punch continues toward the Dreamweaver roll an attack roll.
03:53:19:14	03:53:29:16	Brin [Basil]	Woo! Hold on, hold on. Plus 5. That is 23. Sweet. Okay. I heard everything.
03:53:27:06	03:53:29:05	Chris [GM]	Give it your worst!
03:53:28:29	03:53:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I heard every thing.
03:53:29:23	03:53:30:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:53:30:04	03:53:40:11	Brin [Basil]	I heard anything. Okay awesome. 23 and then um so one how many times is it? One time during a battle
03:53:41:16	03:53:51:13	Brin [Basil]	I can switch out gems in my thing so I’m gonna put in three diamonds which i have a plethora of actually no I don’t have that
03:53:51:13	03:53:57:05	Brin [Basil]	I don’ t have them because I’ve collected them from all around I actually had a pink diamond too but it doesn’t do anything special
03:53:58:17	03:54:09:11	Brin [Basil]	um where is it okay so this activates uh it’s called brass flash and once contact is made with the target an
03:54:13:03	03:54:23:01	Brin [Basil]	bleed into the eyes of the target, causing them to be blinded for 1d4 minutes.
03:54:13:29	03:54:15:22	Chris [GM]	So this is lightning damage?
03:54:24:07	03:54:35:24	Brin [Basil]	As a bonus I can choose to sneak away 15 feet in any direction and put this stealth check. So I’m just going to punch that thing in the face, flash of bright white light
03:54:29:10	03:54:30:13	Chris [GM]	Cool! I like it.
03:54:39:02	03:54:47:21	Brin [Basil]	and then plus hold on, I have to pull this up because I can’t hurt this one so seven damage
03:54:46:15	03:54:49:12	Chris [GM]	Nice. But it’s definitely blinded a bit.
03:54:49:24	03:54:53:15	Brin [Basil]	and you have to roll a 1d4 for how many minutes
03:54:57:04	03:55:07:18	Chris [GM]	Uh, I’m gonna say during battle it’ll just be turns not minutes. It’ll be two turns. Other people’s turns include.
03:55:08:28	03:55:09:22	Brin [Basil]	sounds cool
03:55:09:23	03:55:16:26	Chris [GM]	Basil nice work. Eros you are up This thing has no more control over you guys in Nightmares.
03:55:18:01	03:55:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	I yeah he
03:55:21:04	03:55:21:14	Brin [Basil]	he’s out
03:55:23:01	03:55:26:15	Steve [Nortle]	He got out but he got damaged took the psychic damage for them
03:55:29:25	03:55:35:07	Steve [Nortle]	Basil do you see? Do you see what I’m talking about right here? Oh wait We’ll get back to this
03:55:35:26	03:55:37:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, let’s go hide somewhere.
03:55:36:07	03:55:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	So he’s holding the book, right?
03:55:39:25	03:55:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Confirmary Languages and read the book
03:55:50:13	03:56:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	And I want to see if the Azure Counterspell is in there or the Chronergy Drift is in There.
03:56:02:14	03:56:06:08	Chris [GM]	looking at different things none of those were in the ones that
03:56:07:14	03:56:08:12	Dave [Xeros]	What’s in there?
03:56:13:22	03:56:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	Who wrote the book by the way?
03:56:15:13	03:56:16:15	Chris [GM]	I’ll find it real quick
03:56:28:22	03:56:30:02	Chris [GM]	Dangit where was that again?
03:56:32:12	03:56:34:05	Chris [GM]	It’s like a little pdf that I found
03:56:38:01	03:56:40:18	Chris [GM]	What does Azure do or the other one
03:56:40:25	03:56:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	Like I can read you the two like Chronerty Drifts It freezes time and space, and you can step 10 feet in any direction instantaneously.
03:56:51:03	03:57:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	And then the Algier Counterspell would only be at first… No, it could be at second level for me, but this spell exists outside of 1D100 spaces,
03:57:01:11	03:57:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	so it cuts a dimension door entrance to catch any spell being cast by the target.
03:57:07:02	03:57:15:16	Chris [GM]	I like both of those. I think both of them are fine. So choose which one you want to use and how you want it to do it. But you have to be next to the book reading it. Like, you’re not reading it from that distance.
03:57:15:11	03:57:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, no, I haven’t learned the spells. Like, I basically have to say it and then read it.
03:57:21:07	03:57:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	So what I’m going to do is I’m going to hold action on the Azure Counterspell.
03:57:27:15	03:57:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	And if he tries, no, it’s just like reading a spell scroll at that point
03:57:29:08	03:57:35:04	Chris [GM]	So how – Yeah, like, you can’t just read the spell and work, right? You’ve got to learn the spell.
03:57:38:22	03:57:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	but I’m reading out of a book. The idea of having it in a book is that it doesn’t disintegrate when you read it.
03:57:44:01	03:57:52:23	Chris [GM]	a wizard, yeah right it doesn’t disappear but for a wizard they learn from the book. They learn to spell then they arm the spell Right exactly
03:57:49:21	03:57:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	They have to transcribe it into their own book But that’s the thing This would be considered like reading it
03:57:54:25	03:57:58:18	Chris [GM]	I don’t understand how you’re able to just cast it though. You get what I’m saying?
03:57:58:13	03:58:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you’re just reading So it works like spell scroll but you’re juste reading it and it just doesn’t burn up
03:58:04:13	03:58:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	Because technically TBD all the spells that he knows are technically
03:58:09:24	03:58:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	inscribed on his guitar playlist And that’s what prevents him from just disappearing the way it would like with
03:58:16:04	03:58:22:25	Chris [GM]	It’s his spell book Yeah I get that But how is he able to cast it Is what I was asking
03:58:18:04	03:58:19:01	Steve [Nortle]	Right. So
03:58:22:26	03:58:24:02	Brin [Basil]	Have you seen Wicked?
03:58:23:28	03:58:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	just by spell scroll it’s like if you just read it and it happens it just doesn’t disintegrate because it’s in a book i don’t have it permanently i’m just reading it out of the book to be able to cast it right there
03:58:29:12	03:58:31:14	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t have that spell permanently.
03:58:35:09	03:58:37:24	Chris [GM]	Okay I understand now Yeah, okay. Thanks.
03:58:38:09	03:58:48:23	Dave [Xeros]	so i’m going to read it but in a hold action so um so i want to hold that action at first level and his attacks are yeah i moved one over
03:58:45:08	03:58:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	So wait, you ran over to where Foulclaw is? Oh okay. I didn’t realize he did that. Wow, you’ve got great eyesight! Reading it from far away.
03:58:48:23	03:58:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	how is he attacking by the way yeah
03:58:57:04	03:59:07:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s it’s all psychic magical damage okay cool um yeah i’m gonna do the azure counter spell and i’m gonna hold that action in case he tries to attack me
03:58:59:07	03:59:00:13	Chris [GM]	It’s all psychic damage, yep.
03:59:07:14	03:59:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	with it and for bonus action i’m going to who wants uh who needs bardic who’s gonna be like
03:59:14:26	03:59:16:25	Chris [GM]	I know Foul Claw is looking pretty hurt.
03:59:16:18	03:59:17:28	Brin [Basil]	I only have six health.
03:59:17:14	03:59:21:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m pretty, I’m most dead.
03:59:20:09	03:59:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	who would who attacks who attacks after me i’ll
03:59:20:17	03:59:22:07	Steve [Nortle]	I’m doing pretty okay.
03:59:22:29	03:59:24:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I meant three.
03:59:25:02	03:59:27:16	Brin [Basil]	I think it’s Nortle.
03:59:27:24	03:59:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	because you’re going to have the next attack so i’ll give you bardic inspiration um and then
03:59:34:19	03:59:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m holding that action and I also still have reactions so that’s it
03:59:40:24	03:59:43:27	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I might be throwing up my ball of force here in a minute.
03:59:46:18	03:59:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	and when I do that my eyes kind of rotate between white red blue and then they just like start
03:59:47:04	03:59:47:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, Nortil’s turn.
03:59:55:28	04:00:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	they like start shining just blue at that point that’s
04:00:05:10	04:00:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	the bardic receipts let it fall don’t let
04:00:05:21	04:00:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	witness
04:00:14:07	04:00:24:16	Steve [Nortle]	plus six hold on nineteen so this by the way is just an unarmed strike
04:00:24:16	04:00:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	and it would deal nine damage then I will
04:00:34:10	04:00:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	unleash a flurry of blows but I’m more of a reptile
04:00:41:28	04:00:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	that first one totally missed
04:00:53:20	04:00:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	cyclic
04:00:59:07	04:01:00:20	Chris [GM]	No worries on my end.
04:01:05:12	04:01:14:06	Steve [Nortle]	punch him and then i go oh yeah it’s just like stirring up a
04:01:09:20	04:01:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	just like wraithy.
04:01:13:20	04:01:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like, I know what Basil feels like
04:01:18:29	04:01:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So what spell are you holding in the book? What’s it going to do?
04:01:21:16	04:01:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	your camera spell? Oh, you’ll see.
04:01:26:03	04:01:29:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does it make sense for me To read the book as well at this point Or have you already
04:01:29:01	04:01:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	I have… I mean if you want
04:01:30:21	04:01:40:08	Steve [Nortle]	probably focus on healing you have a potion of healing from so did you
04:01:32:14	04:01:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	the uh
04:01:37:02	04:01:37:14	Chris [GM]	Your turn.
04:01:42:23	04:01:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	totally like yeah we
04:01:45:28	04:01:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	It was a spell of scrims.
04:01:50:11	04:01:59:15	Dave [Xeros]	He said chronody drift would work, so that’s where as a reaction you would freeze time and step 10 feet in any direction So if there is something focused on you, you would avoid it
04:02:01:15	04:02:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	And then hold it And if you get attacked You’ll avoid the attack
04:02:04:28	04:02:05:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I see what you’re saying
04:02:09:02	04:02:11:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure you won’t let us use crimson vivisect
04:02:09:16	04:02:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um
04:02:13:10	04:02:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	alone is like a no excuse i i
04:02:17:23	04:02:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I use my healing potion as a bonus action for my turn?
04:02:22:04	04:02:24:00	Chris [GM]	That’s a 2024 rule, isn’t it?
04:02:26:16	04:02:28:27	Steve [Nortle]	seem to recall that isaac had that be our
04:02:28:08	04:02:30:09	Dave [Xeros]	We always did that too
04:02:29:29	04:02:31:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you can for bonus action.
04:02:38:07	04:02:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	2d4 plus 4
04:02:38:26	04:02:40:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah, 2d4 plus 1.
04:02:40:04	04:02:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	2d4 plus 1…
04:02:45:19	04:02:55:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	2, 6, plus 1 so 7. um okay um and then i think i’m gonna
04:03:11:14	04:03:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i’m going to attack this thing again i’m gonna try and deal some damage on this thing
04:03:15:12	04:03:17:07	Chris [GM]	Not next but your turn is coming to battle.
04:03:33:00	04:03:38:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	technically no i don’t think that that’s even
04:03:42:24	04:03:52:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s a level 1 but if you don’t got it you don’t get it
04:03:59:06	04:04:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know, it doesn’t come for me in first or second one of the spells in here when there are these spells.
04:04:06:07	04:04:06:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
04:04:09:07	04:04:14:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to do my firebolt again with my scroll. I’m a little sad now because I got hurt so tears
04:04:16:08	04:04:20:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I get to cast this a level higher It’s just an action
04:04:21:28	04:04:23:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They don’t get to make saving throw or anything
04:04:26:14	04:04:28:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m gonna cast emotifier
04:04:29:25	04:04:40:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on this stupid thing so 2d10 no i
04:04:36:21	04:04:42:23	Chris [GM]	Can this thing save against it so it’s like magic missile?
04:04:40:10	04:04:46:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t think so no i think so yeah it doesn’t say anything
04:04:46:14	04:04:57:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	about a saving throw it’s just an action or oh i’m sorry yeah i do have to roll the hit
04:04:47:28	04:04:50:10	Chris [GM]	Does it have an attack roll? You’ve got to hit.
04:04:54:11	04:04:56:10	Chris [GM]	So go to your…
04:04:57:16	04:05:09:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh yeah so i have a plus um that’s 17 sweet okay um now damage 2d10
04:05:09:03	04:05:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	six and then nine sweet
04:05:15:23	04:05:16:03	Chris [GM]	Nice.
04:05:17:29	04:05:21:05	Steve [Nortle]	you don”t Wild Surge because you used the scroll
04:05:24:13	04:05:30:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a 13 all those ones dangit they just wrong time
04:05:33:15	04:05:43:08	Chris [GM]	The Dreamweaver is going to go and it’s going to do dream manipulation. The DreamWeaver targets one sleeping creature. Nope, only sleeping. Never mind.
04:05:44:21	04:05:47:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	real quick though I am going to try and well maybe not
04:05:47:24	04:05:50:00	Chris [GM]	Oh, you are out of range. Yeah, you can move from here.
04:05:55:29	04:06:00:29	Chris [GM]	while you’re deciding where you’re going to move. It reaches out and grabs Nortle
04:06:02:02	04:06:08:04	Steve [Nortle]	don’t get so handsy you made out of mist fool
04:06:03:22	04:06:05:29	Chris [GM]	and 11 does not beat your
04:06:10:02	04:06:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	it
04:06:12:07	04:06:14:23	Chris [GM]	It will reach out to
04:06:16:23	04:06:19:29	Chris [GM]	Basil and it will do the same 13
04:06:21:27	04:06:23:15	Chris [GM]	Oh man Nice
04:06:27:08	04:06:28:16	Chris [GM]	TBD is gonna go
04:06:27:23	04:06:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	His hand.
04:06:30:01	04:06:35:03	Chris [GM]	So you guys are still playing TBD’s still playing this song and it casts Witch Bolt
04:06:35:03	04:06:42:04	Chris [GM]	and it hits for 15 which passes yep gotta be
04:06:42:04	04:06:48:11	Chris [GM]	the 14 and it does this is dvd’s turn 10 points of
04:06:46:12	04:06:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, TBD. Nice.
04:06:48:11	04:07:09:21	Chris [GM]	damage with witch bolt now i think witch bolt does something else too so i
04:07:09:21	04:07:19:08	Chris [GM]	can make it’s witch bolt is almost like a lightning lasso that’s wrapped around the dream weaver now on a successful hit, and I can just choose to give it 12 or 1d
04:07:12:11	04:07:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
04:07:19:19	04:07:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just zap it.
04:07:20:04	04:07:23:29	Chris [GM]	12 each of my turns. So I’m going to hold it like a
04:07:25:22	04:07:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	Those ghost suckas will just stand on the side and say suck. Suck!
04:07:25:25	04:07:26:22	Steve [Nortle]	Ghost sucker!
04:07:27:25	04:07:34:10	Chris [GM]	sucker! That’s it. And then give it 10 points of damage It’s Basil your turn
04:07:36:01	04:07:40:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to stay, by the way, because I have the book still I’m going to keep it
04:07:39:28	04:07:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’ve basically like i’ve helped the spell so i’m just using it waiting to use it
04:07:48:08	04:08:00:01	Brin [Basil]	I am gonna use my try and use my brass splash again this is to hit that
04:08:07:05	04:08:08:05	Brin [Basil]	okay
04:08:18:29	04:08:22:18	Brin [Basil]	that’s four and the lightning damages three so seven again
04:08:22:18	04:08:32:01	Brin [Basil]	and he’s blinded for however many turns one deep yeah
04:08:25:16	04:08:30:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, so when he was reaching for us He probably should have been rolling at disadvantage
04:08:30:14	04:08:41:12	Chris [GM]	It was past the two turns But I got a roll roll, and it’s now three turns. So by the time it’ll get to its turn again it can see yeah. But I will say that it will
04:08:32:29	04:08:33:18	Steve [Nortle]	It was two turns
04:08:41:12	04:08:45:14	Chris [GM]	roll if it has to do any saving rolls for anything you guys need. That would be a disadvantage because
04:08:47:16	04:08:49:27	Chris [GM]	Yep. Alright Arrows, you’re up
04:08:50:23	04:09:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	run over with my moon touch because it is it’s very magical if it touches you and i am going to uh let
04:08:59:25	04:09:09:11	Brin [Basil]	I just back up a little bit? Um, my lucky footwork.
04:09:01:28	04:09:06:06	Chris [GM]	be an attack of opportunity unless you got your boots thing right?
04:09:06:22	04:09:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah she can move without yeah i just
04:09:10:05	04:09:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s not the boots that do that It’s your buddy-ness
04:09:16:26	04:09:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	got in at 20 for my attack on the moon touch grapia
04:09:20:12	04:09:22:20	Chris [GM]	So that’s double damage, right?
04:09:24:00	04:09:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s 2d10, not just 2d8.
04:09:28:27	04:09:30:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, the moon
04:09:30:07	04:09:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	And this is doubled.
04:09:31:29	04:09:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes
04:09:32:21	04:09:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, that’s an 8 and a 7.
04:09:35:29	04:09:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s
04:09:36:00	04:09:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	So 15, right? Maths are mathing. It’s 15 plus 3, so that’s 18 times 2.
04:09:43:28	04:09:45:13	Chris [GM]	How do you kill this thing?
04:09:44:13	04:09:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	So… Oh, hell yes! All right, so I’m going to kind of mix the two.
04:09:50:22	04:09:58:13	Dave [Xeros]	My Moonhut Rafe card goes out And the blades in darkness will, like, light up
04:09:58:13	04:10:09:04	Dave [Xeros]	Like a silver, like Salune-like style lightning It goes in and the first one comes down And it just cuts that darkness right in half
04:10:10:06	04:10:10:18	Chris [GM]	is this?
04:10:12:02	04:10:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a magical weapon But what it does is when it’s in darkness It glows
04:10:19:27	04:10:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s going to cut And open up A full cut in there, and then I come back around and do that. He’s going to turn on me, and I just want to expel the spell that I’ve been holding, and he’s going to try to attack me,
04:10:30:29	04:10:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	and I open up a doorway and the spell goes into it and actually rebounds and comes out of a door on the other side of it and hits it, and it just breaks up into light pieces
04:10:35:04	04:10:36:14	Chris [GM]	Flies right back at
04:10:42:08	04:10:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	and explodes. And we all go flying back about 10 feet.
04:10:46:13	04:10:46:25	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
04:10:47:14	04:10:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sick!
04:10:48:13	04:10:49:03	Chris [GM]	Guys,
04:10:52:11	04:10:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Suck on that.
04:10:52:16	04:10:59:08	Chris [GM]	the Dreamweaver lets out a howling yell for my best impression.
04:10:59:04	04:11:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Dreamweaver. You used my mom
04:11:06:01	04:11:17:29	Chris [GM]	It’s dissipating as you’re saying this You look down at the dreamcatcher and it changes colors It sort of looks like it burns up Like
04:11:06:08	04:12:13:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay. They’re
04:11:17:29	04:11:29:11	Chris [GM]	it looks charred in a sense But it looks like it’s been you know like no longer has light darkness in it um but
04:11:29:11	04:11:37:21	Chris [GM]	as you detect magic on and stuff it still has those uh properties that i told you that it had so it still can do this
04:11:37:21	04:11:46:04	Chris [GM]	its ownership is changed yep uh TBD’s
04:11:43:16	04:11:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	hey yeah this has been really weird
04:11:46:04	04:11:55:21	Chris [GM]	like we did it yeah i know
04:11:50:23	04:11:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	guys I feel like it’s been like ages since I’ve actually talked to the real one how’s it going
04:11:55:21	04:12:07:07	Chris [GM]	right dude i wish i could have seen and everything you guys were doing. I’m really glad that you guys figured it out, though. That… I tried to get Roses and Guns as a kid too but
04:11:56:02	04:12:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	man we won the battle of the bands not you and went
04:12:08:02	04:12:09:12	Chris [GM]	they got very far.
04:12:09:27	04:12:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	down to cram they were looking for rupees and then they all died.
04:12:13:14	04:12:17:09	Brin [Basil]	stupid. They are stupid and they are dead.
04:12:14:00	04:12:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	But, but…
04:12:14:14	04:12:15:07	Chris [GM]	They’re dead?
04:12:19:15	04:12:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	Like, the Dreamweaver made this whole bargain with him that he tried to kill us
04:12:23:25	04:12:27:03	Steve [Nortle]	a metaphor for the band breaking up either. Like, they’re in pieces.
04:12:25:05	04:12:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, no. They’re dead. Yeah.
04:12:27:03	04:12:29:07	Chris [GM]	Those are good friends of mine. That’s a shame.
04:12:29:04	04:12:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	Well, no, no-no. They were good friends of you. Yeah, they’re all dead.
04:12:32:29	04:12:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	They’re all dead.
04:12:33:27	04:12:35:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they were my…
04:12:36:21	04:12:37:15	Chris [GM]	were some good friends.
04:12:37:08	04:12:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	But Axel is still alive. He met this really cool guitarist that had like a pail on his head.
04:12:43:11	04:12:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah they might be a good match right so i mean all’s
04:12:43:18	04:12:43:25	Chris [GM]	Cool.
04:12:45:15	04:12:46:14	Chris [GM]	Everyone knows Pell head.
04:12:50:22	04:12:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	well that ends well he did and he also
04:12:52:19	04:12:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, and he swallowed some random lady’s hair.
04:12:56:23	04:13:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	fell in love I think hey and by the way I just got a present for you. I wrapped it
04:12:58:02	04:12:59:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just some random lady
04:13:00:17	04:13:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	I know I’d never heard of her before.
04:13:08:29	04:13:14:16	Dave [Xeros]	here you go, it’s in black wrapping paper. It’s like the only thing I could really find
04:13:13:08	04:13:21:07	Brin [Basil]	Black. There’s
04:13:14:15	04:13:16:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like gold streaks on it
04:13:15:23	04:13:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah well it’s like we were walking through the library and there was a lot of black books
04:13:21:07	04:13:25:19	Brin [Basil]	a golden hand on the top, and it says from Golden Handy.
04:13:26:02	04:13:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	here you go
04:13:26:19	04:13:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay thank you do you want me to open it now?
04:13:29:19	04:13:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	if you want okay, yeah
04:13:31:09	04:13:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it too good
04:13:35:27	04:13:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	t-shirt. It’s been signed but we’ll figure out what armor class it gives you. It is basically armor
04:13:41:18	04:13:42:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
04:13:42:22	04:13:43:21	Steve [Nortle]	Aw, nice!
04:13:45:03	04:13:52:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes! oh my gosh this is I can’t I don’t have anything to give you. I feel so bad.
04:13:53:01	04:14:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	it’s cool I know you really wanted it and I know thought I was trying to not help let me hear from you man Right?
04:13:53:18	04:13:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is…
04:14:04:19	04:14:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to get people stones and shit. I don’t know what it’s going to be doing. It doesn’t listen a whole lot.
04:14:10:09	04:14:12:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He has a Pokemon card, he’s fine.
04:14:13:05	04:14:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
04:14:13:12	04:14:14:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s fun.
04:14:14:16	04:14:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	I could get him another one maybe.
04:14:15:21	04:14:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	look at the shape of that cloud in the background oh wait they make more of
04:14:19:09	04:14:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	You’re looking for a whole deck?
04:14:20:08	04:14:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cast Distort Value on that.
04:14:22:21	04:14:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
04:14:22:29	04:14:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	these Oh it’s like looking in a mirror
04:14:23:29	04:14:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	That’s part of the deck of many things my friend.
04:14:25:10	04:14:28:23	Chris [GM]	it’s a collective yeah it’s for sure there’s more
04:14:27:18	04:14:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it is a collector’s card. There are a bunch of them.
04:14:32:01	04:14:36:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what should we do with the Book of Kermit?
04:14:32:29	04:14:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	It would be…
04:14:34:23	04:14:36:24	Chris [GM]	so TBD
04:14:36:07	04:14:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll just put it in my pants.
04:14:38:06	04:14:48:12	Chris [GM]	pulls out he grabs the tvd scrolls he’s like these are my notes from the time in The Swollen Waste that you guys learned. Time moved differently there, so I got
04:14:48:12	04:14:54:16	Chris [GM]	so spoiled with working out with all those skin joggers. Good guys. Good buddies. Anyways
04:14:56:27	04:15:07:21	Chris [GM]	and then we’ve got the chronomancy spill here. I propose we do something with this to keep it safe. Clearly whoever the dreamweaver
04:15:07:21	04:15:09:29	Chris [GM]	was working for, I don’t know
04:15:10:27	04:15:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	right seven layer bean dip we don’t know who That’s where the Tupperware is. Tupperware!
04:15:13:14	04:15:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	we never found out what the Tupperware was
04:15:20:10	04:15:23:06	Brin [Basil]	You’re fired from metaphors.
04:15:22:21	04:15:26:08	Chris [GM]	TVD’s like, I love bean dip. Where are we getting this bean dip?
04:15:23:03	04:15:25:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you following? Yeah
04:15:25:28	04:15:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	dude Magus have you been to like the arcade area of Magus do they have some like best seven layer bean dip
04:15:29:19	04:15:32:26	Chris [GM]	When I was in school I would go and frequent it
04:15:38:29	04:15:42:16	Chris [GM]	We should go right now Let’s go get some bean dip
04:15:40:11	04:15:52:10	Brin [Basil]	I’ll be outside, me
04:15:41:20	04:15:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	bean dip Bing dip!
04:15:42:22	04:15:43:09	Steve [Nortle]	Beatdown!
04:15:44:29	04:15:50:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	On our way out of this school in the
04:15:47:24	04:15:49:13	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t like beatdown.
04:15:50:14	04:15:52:13	Steve [Nortle]	In real life, we can’t make it at all.
04:15:54:20	04:15:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	Should have said parfait.
04:15:56:04	04:16:03:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um in the library like in the back corner somewhere i’m gonna write uh hideous rules
04:16:03:16	04:16:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	magus rules like with one of my quills like it’s going to be like kind of graffitied on the wall
04:16:04:05	04:16:06:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:16:04:25	04:16:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	As soon
04:16:08:05	04:16:09:20	Brin [Basil]	Idiot was here?
04:16:09:08	04:16:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right no no on our way out we’re gonna go through the library again we had to come through the library.
04:16:09:26	04:16:12:22	Chris [GM]	But I got bad news for you man This is a gymnasium
04:16:20:29	04:16:23:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re likely to see it there, yeah.
04:16:22:26	04:16:29:08	Chris [GM]	heck yeah absolutely don’t cast silvery barbs on that
04:16:24:14	04:16:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	just as you do that by the way
04:16:26:03	04:16:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Magus wizards…
04:16:28:26	04:16:33:24	Dave [Xeros]	no You hear this giant voice booming and it pops up
04:16:34:28	04:16:36:13	Dave [Xeros]	What are you doing?
04:16:36:19	04:16:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh no!
04:16:37:19	04:16:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	You defiled my university And cast a spell on all of us
04:16:42:10	04:16:53:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh no, I was sure to not get any.
04:16:44:26	04:16:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	The thing. Did you guys, are there Any debts that you have Inside Magus? Alright
04:16:52:26	04:17:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah and so it Pushes you up through the door and it just says What happens in Magus Stays in Magas and you go through this film And it pushes you out
04:17:00:10	04:17:01:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:17:01:19	04:17:09:19	Chris [GM]	and we are now standing in front of the city of Magus
04:17:02:14	04:17:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	And you’re gone
04:17:09:19	04:17:21:19	Chris [GM]	we can decide now what are we going to do with this information Lashara tasked us with more information to help we have Dreamcatcher
04:17:21:19	04:17:25:29	Chris [GM]	which in my opinion is the same thing as the book, the journal
04:17:28:13	04:17:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that we stole?
04:17:29:03	04:17:34:20	Chris [GM]	that you guys stole and stuff. It’s one of those magical items that has relevance and stuff
04:17:36:10	04:17:47:03	Chris [GM]	You got the Pronovance spell but should we take it back to Lashara or should we allow our next DM to decide what we should set up with those things?
04:17:46:22	04:17:52:27	Dave [Xeros]	like cause Magus On the way back from Magus You’re going through the trinity So it’s
04:17:53:06	04:17:55:00	Chris [GM]	that way. You can also pass down through
04:17:55:01	04:17:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	you’d have to go all the way down to the dunes and then cross
04:17:58:09	04:18:01:11	Chris [GM]	right yeah there’s different ways that we can get
04:17:59:22	04:18:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	Where is yours taking place?
04:18:01:22	04:18:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re gonna be in trinity yes new old city
04:18:06:11	04:18:07:21	Chris [GM]	back to Mishara
04:18:08:21	04:18:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	swing by Idios oh my gosh
04:18:12:18	04:18:15:08	Chris [GM]	you guys also level up level 4
04:18:18:07	04:18:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	It takes a very long time.
04:18:19:19	04:18:21:27	Chris [GM]	guys well freaking done
04:18:22:00	04:18:22:14	Dave [Xeros]	dude
04:18:23:02	04:18:27:06	Chris [GM]	awesome I am really happy with the way this thing turned out that was a lot of fun
04:18:30:08	04:18:41:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	before we end does TBD know any more about like kind of the lore and what happened. Like we saw these visions and he knew about that Dreamweaver What more can you tell us?
04:18:38:13	04:18:46:14	Chris [GM]	yeah okay here’s what i suspect i i when when the dream weaver had my head shoved in the book
04:18:46:14	04:18:53:21	Chris [GM]	i was able to read that spell all i could catch was it’s a vision of future so
04:18:56:11	04:19:04:25	Chris [GM]	saw uh that vision it’s either somehow it’s going to be in the future and there were additional
04:19:04:25	04:19:15:18	Chris [GM]	uh right yeah it did sound familiar right there were
04:19:07:08	04:19:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	it happened in the past we’ve heard a book about that
04:19:10:20	04:19:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eerily submissive
04:19:15:18	04:19:22:04	Chris [GM]	as I was looking though as the spell was cast zoomed in one more time when the Dreamweaver
04:19:23:10	04:19:33:16	Chris [GM]	shrouded you guys in the nightmare I was able to see one more iteration of the vision and I saw four oily five oily figures
04:19:34:05	04:19:36:11	Chris [GM]	standing outside of the time bubble
04:19:39:09	04:19:49:27	Chris [GM]	their personages were not quite clear who they were when i say oily just being like no
04:19:47:28	04:19:51:17	Steve [Nortle]	Like they need to wash their faces more. They’ve got way too much acne.
04:19:50:13	04:19:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like the Harry Potter ink style
04:19:53:29	04:20:00:04	Chris [GM]	black visage that’s like it’s a you can tell it’s it’s faded vision it’s just kind of you
04:20:00:04	04:20:07:19	Chris [GM]	can’t see details it’s Just Kind Of The Five Warriors standing basically okay
04:20:10:01	04:20:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	And meta -wise, like it sounded like some of what we experienced on our one shot kind of fits in with that, but what I’m supposed to be understanding.
04:20:22:26	04:20:29:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think they’re connected.
04:20:23:01	04:20:34:26	Chris [GM]	what this is and so maybe it does die in. So here’s my thought, this is all meta like we’ll cut this out obviously but what I am imagining
04:20:25:03	04:20:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	there’s
04:20:26:15	04:20:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	It seems like it fits perfectly honestly.
04:20:28:10	04:20:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	the Lycoris Menagerie
04:20:34:26	04:20:45:05	Chris [GM]	is we as the five of us can get sent into the past it will happen in a future date
04:20:45:05	04:20:55:29	Chris [GM]	to help somehow end that battle apocalypse and that’s how either our guys were able to survive or something we’re going to like take part in that kind of
04:20:55:29	04:21:05:29	Chris [GM]	a la harry potter 3 or whatever and so I think it would be really cool as we revisit that apocalyptic battle as our characters
04:21:06:17	04:21:17:13	Chris [GM]	assisting or doing something to stop Xan my thought, and I don’t know if this is what you think too but the 7 layer bean dip, my thought is that the Tupperware is Xen
04:21:10:22	04:21:11:19	Steve [Nortle]	try again.
04:21:17:13	04:21:26:03	Chris [GM]	and they are all working for him your demon flying Demenos, the Dreamweaver but you guys did kill the Dreamweaver, so he killed one of them.
04:21:21:03	04:21:29:18	Steve [Nortle]	Demonos yeah, Demonos did not he escaped He did not die
04:21:27:28	04:21:31:15	Chris [GM]	Devonos did not die. He escaped. Yeah. My guy, he definitely died.
04:21:30:05	04:21:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	laughed flew away
04:21:32:24	04:21:43:21	Chris [GM]	I would say that we talked about there having to be a sacrifice or death or something for the item like the death of the woman that owned the journal I can’t remember her name
04:21:44:04	04:21:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	the Horcruxes right yeah so it was Faunus upon us on the book.
04:21:46:16	04:21:47:29	Chris [GM]	So the death Of Wolfgang
04:21:51:11	04:22:02:18	Chris [GM]	The Death of the Dream Weaver or Wolfgang fulfills that with the Dreamcatcher that’s just kind of thought process is where I was going with this so I will leave it up to
04:22:03:03	04:22:08:09	Chris [GM]	Jesse to take it from there or future campaigns if you guys want to tie the hook stuff
04:22:07:13	04:22:09:22	Dave [Xeros]	No, I think it’s fun. It’s super fun.
04:22:10:16	04:22:12:08	Chris [GM]	to revisit that as our characters
04:22:12:04	04:22:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so it doesn’t take us forever to get over the wall?
04:22:15:07	04:22:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How is it that possible?
04:22:15:20	04:22:16:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:22:15:29	04:22:16:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
04:22:15:29	04:22:16:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:22:16:10	04:22:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
04:22:16:14	04:22:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	It only took us 45 minutes. Guys, what are we doing? Just go over the wall!
04:22:17:18	04:22:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
04:22:17:23	04:22:19:08	Chris [GM]	yeah I mean
04:22:21:08	04:22:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	And I could bring enough people to the truth of science on the way completely fundamentally undermine idiots from the get-go
04:22:26:25	04:22:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true, you could change
04:22:31:07	04:22:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i know i don’t know if we should go back
04:22:34:13	04:22:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	Idios is what it is because they had so many converse yeah, I mean Idios would have been like Lashara
04:22:37:01	04:22:39:27	Steve [Nortle]	because I failed I failed so spectacularly.
04:22:42:02	04:22:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	up there and then idios would have been where you’re at oh that’d be fun like a back to the future site thing where you like you’re changing it but then like things are still the same but
04:22:46:14	04:22:47:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the turntables
04:22:48:07	04:22:48:19	Chris [GM]	yeah
04:22:51:16	04:23:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	different oh man all right what
04:22:57:07	04:23:03:15	Chris [GM]	That was very fun. I really appreciate this. That was super fun DMing for you guys.
04:23:01:08	04:23:03:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was great
04:23:03:02	04:23:16:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	except for
04:23:04:24	04:23:13:06	Chris [GM]	I’m really glad you guys… Hopefully it was fun. Hopefully it felt like there were some surprises and stuff. Yeah.
04:23:10:24	04:23:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	that because i’ve never experienced this before is that you’re in a location for the entire piece so you actually get to know the place so well that you can like i’m gonna go there i’m going to go there I’m gonna do there and that was really fun because we knew
04:23:18:04	04:23:19:14	Chris [GM]	It kind of becomes a character.
04:23:22:16	04:23:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	all the places, we knew all the people because you had to experience it more than once. I really liked it. It was really fun. Well, we did
04:23:28:27	04:23:32:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	traveling oh we did We did, we did.
04:23:31:14	04:23:34:27	Brin [Basil]	she traveled to us
04:23:35:25	04:23:37:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We saw her at the end, yeah.
04:23:36:09	04:23:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	too
04:23:38:04	04:23:49:18	Chris [GM]	You didn’t go to the Kaka Nevermore Theater, and that was going to be – you would go
04:23:38:11	04:23:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, was there any spot we didn’t do? Was that the last one?
04:23:49:18	04:23:53:04	Chris [GM]	and they would be performing Lady Luscious Wants a Roof.
04:23:53:18	04:23:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	Gosh damn it!
04:23:54:27	04:23:57:01	Brin [Basil]	we’ve made a huge mistake
04:23:55:15	04:24:01:05	Chris [GM]	And they would have – you wouldn’t have been watching it, and you would have realized that they changed the ending.
04:23:57:18	04:23:58:29	Steve [Nortle]	We must go back!
04:24:01:01	04:24:02:23	Brin [Basil]	put the dreamlaver on
04:24:05:27	04:24:10:29	Chris [GM]	either change the script, correct them mistakes so the actors would do it right
04:24:10:29	04:24:20:29	Chris [GM]	and the guy who was in charge was the Kenku that was up.
04:24:12:11	04:24:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	So what you’re saying is Captain Crunch won at the Cock-Hot Nevermore Theater
04:24:21:06	04:24:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	Tobias?!
04:24:21:13	04:24:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:24:21:15	04:24:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	No
04:24:22:25	04:24:23:16	Chris [GM]	He was an owlman
04:24:23:15	04:24:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	No he’s an owl. Right, the Kenku who was like taking all the information. You’re right, you’re right.
04:24:25:23	04:24:29:29	Chris [GM]	who was the assistant of Torgar
04:24:30:29	04:24:33:17	Chris [GM]	And it would have been him going off on his own
04:24:34:25	04:24:38:14	Chris [GM]	trying to make a name for himself changing the play because he thinks quote unquote better
04:24:39:14	04:24:40:07	Chris [GM]	That’s what you guys
04:24:41:26	04:24:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Lady legend wants to rue
04:24:42:14	04:24:45:20	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe there’s a theater in Idios
04:24:44:03	04:24:46:03	Chris [GM]	Lady Luscious Watts-a-Roof is the name of the play.
04:24:44:05	04:24:45:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
04:24:47:21	04:24:58:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So good Dang it. Maybe, maybe, IDIUS has a lot of things going on in the big city
04:24:50:27	04:24:54:26	Brin [Basil]	The members dabble in theater.
04:24:58:19	04:25:00:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We won’t go to all of this but
04:25:05:01	04:25:06:27	Chris [GM]	Are you… I’m going to stop recording now.

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