Good Deed Speed Run

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4478 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:02:04	Chris [GM]	Charmed and rolling!
00:00:02:02	00:00:08:23	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what it is. We don’t have music on, I was like… What is going on? It feels so weird without that.
00:00:02:07	00:00:07:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, he’s quiet.
00:00:05:16	00:00:07:14	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, I gotta log in. I got to login.
00:00:07:09	00:00:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can you see Brin?
00:00:08:20	00:00:11:03	Brin [Basil]	He’s gonna turn on the music and you’re going to say, turn it down.
00:00:10:15	00:00:13:06	Chris [GM]	I don’t remember how to do it you just hit join game session?
00:00:11:02	00:00:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah! I can come do it real quick.
00:00:14:28	00:00:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is Chris… are you blocking Br - Well, Chris’ shoulder.
00:00:17:07	00:00:21:17	Brin [Basil]	Do I need a scoot over? Oh, whoops.
00:00:20:04	00:00:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	So we’re probably not gonna get video this week because of all the snafus but I’m trying to get to a point where i dont have to.
00:00:21:17	00:00:51:02	Brin [Basil]	That’s
00:00:23:08	00:00:30:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay so we can flip
00:00:30:12	00:00:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	off the camera this week. Do little ones.
00:00:30:24	00:00:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	You totally cant. I’m going to record it, but
00:00:38:03	00:00:42:07	Chris [GM]	Would I like to update the BaileyWiki TMFX preset library?
00:00:46:29	00:00:48:12	Chris [GM]	So go over to the music
00:00:50:02	00:00:50:27	Chris [GM]	I hear it.
00:00:51:02	00:00:55:00	Brin [Basil]	hard to forget man! It’s freaking huge!
00:00:52:20	00:00:53:19	Chris [GM]	Is it on?
00:00:54:24	00:00:55:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i know
00:00:56:05	00:00:59:08	Brin [Basil]	You know what maybe i need to print you one that is this size
00:01:00:25	00:01:02:23	Brin [Basil]	And then you can keep in your back pocket
00:01:03:29	00:01:04:15	Brin [Basil]	Y’know?
00:01:05:22	00:01:07:25	Steve [Nortle]	Brynn, I think I have iPad Envy.
00:01:06:13	00:01:09:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of like lugging the other one around
00:01:08:27	00:01:09:14	Brin [Basil]	You like it?
00:01:09:13	00:01:24:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I hear
00:01:11:06	00:01:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	like this for reading, but for D&D
00:01:15:02	00:01:15:14	Brin [Basil]	Mhmm
00:01:16:28	00:01:18:17	Brin [Basil]	Yep, I like him with that iPad
00:01:18:29	00:01:21:15	Chris [GM]	Do they have an iPad version of Instagram now?
00:01:20:27	00:01:23:23	Steve [Nortle]	an iPad. Yeah, they’ve had it forever.
00:01:24:23	00:01:33:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	people
00:01:27:01	00:01:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	It just does the double zoom on it now.
00:01:30:07	00:01:31:20	Chris [GM]	You guys could hear that, right?
00:01:32:01	00:01:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	There it’s cheering… Chris, since we’re restarting that means HP and key points
00:01:39:29	00:02:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	and everything has reset right? Oh!
00:01:42:14	00:01:45:03	Steve [Nortle]	down to zero spell slots
00:01:46:00	00:01:51:29	Chris [GM]	we start. I just want to get some background music going.
00:01:49:27	00:02:00:20	Steve [Nortle]	ambiance? Okay, I just want to openly apologize for everyone that
00:01:54:14	00:01:55:08	Chris [GM]	Let’s see here.
00:02:01:04	00:02:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	I was still doing this.
00:02:04:23	00:02:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	I apologize.
00:02:06:15	00:02:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	Video’s probably not going to be up, but look at the rack. Looks cool, doesn’t it?
00:02:08:18	00:02:14:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s okay that’s okay we forgive you it does look really cool very high tech
00:02:12:13	00:02:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	So i’ve lost my tarot card of a tortle and the book of Tourette as well
00:02:23:07	00:02:25:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, unfortunately you have.
00:02:27:21	00:02:27:26	Chris [GM]	Whoa!
00:02:28:28	00:02:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	never drank my arriba so i lost that i lost and i lost the veil stone
00:02:35:28	00:02:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	fring swear for me well with
00:02:40:28	00:02:45:23	Brin [Basil]	it. Wait you really lost the bell stone?
00:02:47:02	00:02:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	the resetting of time that means that the uh that upgraded but dave’s
00:02:48:28	00:02:53:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so when time resets you lose all your items that you gained during that one loop.
00:02:55:10	00:02:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of them
00:03:00:00	00:03:02:01	Chris [GM]	I’ve got a whole thing ready
00:03:03:25	00:03:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	upgraded weapon is also going to be
00:03:08:07	00:03:09:06	Chris [GM]	Do we care?
00:03:11:19	00:03:15:26	Chris [GM]	It’s fine The only thing I was going to put up was just the map of.
00:03:23:07	00:03:24:18	Chris [GM]	What? Two? Yeah.
00:03:36:27	00:03:39:06	Chris [GM]	And then that should… Yep, I get it.
00:03:45:29	00:03:46:20	Chris [GM]	Say no.
00:03:48:20	00:03:50:09	Chris [GM]	And then you go back to one.
00:03:51:10	00:03:51:25	Chris [GM]	Oh.
00:03:54:04	00:03:57:26	Chris [GM]	And then he’s right there. Yeah. And then we should be there.
00:04:01:04	00:04:05:13	Chris [GM]	I’m not there. There I am. Okay, cool. Wow! That is impressive.
00:04:06:03	00:04:15:12	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, for me?
00:04:12:22	00:04:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	Swear for him!
00:04:15:12	00:04:21:19	Chris [GM]	For who? Welcome everybody to Session 8 of the Battle of
00:04:17:08	00:04:20:14	Brin [Basil]	everybody to session eight.
00:04:20:14	00:04:45:06	Brin [Basil]	Rhymes
00:04:21:19	00:04:27:22	Chris [GM]	the Bands with Session Ocho, The Ocho.
00:04:22:17	00:04:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s session Ochoa.
00:04:27:22	00:04:36:23	Chris [GM]	That is the easiest thing. Welcome, welcome back
00:04:27:23	00:04:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Session the Ochoo.
00:04:28:01	00:04:29:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ocho.
00:04:30:19	00:04:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right.
00:04:36:23	00:04:41:02	Chris [GM]	session eight to the Magus Battle of the Bonds.
00:04:39:01	00:04:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	Magus.
00:04:40:28	00:04:44:17	Steve [Nortle]	Magus, I thought it was the pretty natural Magus Battle of the Bands, right?
00:04:45:06	00:04:45:28	Brin [Basil]	with…
00:04:46:08	00:04:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Magus
00:04:48:02	00:04:58:08	Chris [GM]	Battle of the Bands. Now, a detail I never gave you guys The School of Magus is actually along the border Of the fairgrounds and the Dark Forest
00:04:58:08	00:05:08:10	Chris [GM]	They cleared the area for the fair grounds And the school when they were building The School OF Magus So that’s why there’s just this big opening
00:05:08:10	00:05:16:18	Chris [GM]	For you guys to enjoy the Battle of THE Bands In the background you can see University of the Magus School of Magic.
00:05:18:01	00:05:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	Very cool
00:05:18:17	00:05:19:21	Chris [GM]	I thought you raised your hand.
00:05:19:02	00:05:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m shaking my fist.
00:05:21:29	00:05:23:02	Chris [GM]	Previous rival schools.
00:05:22:27	00:05:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right.
00:05:24:18	00:05:28:25	Chris [GM]	So, previously on our quest to the Battle of the Bands…
00:05:27:26	00:05:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	do you want me to get rid of the plumb bob by chance or is everyone just ignoring it
00:05:31:08	00:05:32:17	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, that might be a good idea.
00:05:32:22	00:05:35:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, David noticed
00:05:34:18	00:05:37:02	Chris [GM]	It’s just part of us now. Yeah, go ahead and
00:05:35:18	00:05:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I totally forgot about it.
00:05:42:01	00:05:45:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, it’s crazy that I didn’t see that.
00:05:43:24	00:05:44:24	Chris [GM]	recording it, I didn’t really care.
00:05:46:16	00:05:47:17	Chris [GM]	It’s part of Us Now.
00:05:46:16	00:05:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s white noise for your eyes.
00:05:48:07	00:05:49:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a part of us now.
00:05:50:08	00:05:50:22	Brin [Basil]	Quiet.
00:05:51:12	00:06:02:15	Chris [GM]	It’s like wearing a ring too long. Just don’t even feel it anymore. That is a lot higher than normal. We’ll take this
00:05:51:27	00:05:53:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s one of those
00:05:52:11	00:05:53:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh, let me move.
00:05:55:29	00:05:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	They’re cheering
00:06:02:17	00:06:10:24	Chris [GM]	down a little bit not that much it’s got quiet inside my mind okay
00:06:10:24	00:06:18:26	Chris [GM]	previously uh you guys let’s
00:06:11:07	00:06:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	better next time
00:06:14:18	00:06:15:29	Brin [Basil]	You can have as many as you want.
00:06:20:03	00:06:21:26	Brin [Basil]	They’re super healthy and gluten-free!
00:06:22:16	00:06:26:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re packed with protein
00:06:25:27	00:06:27:15	Brin [Basil]	They’re so… Yeah.
00:06:28:19	00:06:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	of sugar
00:06:30:05	00:06:31:02	Brin [Basil]	Protein nuggets.
00:06:31:18	00:06:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	is what happened jesse comes with a bunch of cuties and then you bring the Mike and Ikes and it just all goes to hell at that point.
00:06:38:22	00:06:40:07	Brin [Basil]	Tons of vitamin C in this.
00:06:39:09	00:06:40:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re ready
00:06:40:23	00:06:52:15	Chris [GM]	because we’re definitely not gonna get as far as we thought we were tonight it uh okay so previously uh you guys finally were able to catch the hooded figure who turned out
00:06:41:15	00:06:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, previously
00:06:41:23	00:06:43:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they kind of taste like medicine though
00:06:41:26	00:06:46:07	Brin [Basil]	delicious chewy medicine
00:06:52:15	00:07:00:03	Chris [GM]	be none other than ladonna uh you got her trapped and we’re able to question her uh she told you
00:07:00:03	00:07:10:07	Chris [GM]	that she’s a kalistar from the plane of dreams that’s how she’s able to not be affected by the dream loop so she remembers what’s been happening each in every loop just like you
00:07:10:07	00:07:20:08	Chris [GM]	guys. She also struck a deal with an entity known as the Dreamweaver, and this Dreamweaver
00:07:20:08	00:07:27:09	Chris [GM]	basically recruited her as an agent because she was a Kalishtar. But she in return got
00:07:27:09	00:07:32:28	Chris [GM]	a deal so she could be a superstar rockstar. Kalashtar, yep.
00:07:32:17	00:08:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah there we go nice i don’t
00:07:33:21	00:07:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, there we go It’s the first one of the night guys
00:07:36:01	00:07:45:16	Chris [GM]	Yep. Okay. And now she’s trying to escape its servitude. She obviously didn’t like what the plans for the Dreamweaver are
00:07:45:16	00:07:54:26	Chris [GM]	and after catching wind and some hints that she’s caught on to, she doesn’t like their things ahead of her. She’s out trying to escape.
00:07:53:26	00:07:57:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure she just wants to live a normal life now with Falclaw
00:07:57:08	00:08:02:17	Chris [GM]	Oh I would be very curious a budding relationship possibly
00:08:03:10	00:08:04:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know what other options are
00:08:04:14	00:08:05:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:08:04:24	00:08:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:06:24	00:08:13:12	Chris [GM]	She told you about the DreamWeaver he’s the one it’s I don’t know it’s an entity it’s a wraith
00:08:14:19	00:08:26:11	Chris [GM]	it’s the one who trapped TBD and the whole fairgrounds in a dream loop uh the dream weaver wants something that TBD found in the swollen waste when tb was a student
00:08:26:11	00:08:27:22	Chris [GM]	at the school of magus
00:08:29:18	00:08:40:20	Chris [GM]	magic um but uh what was it again yeah yeah yeah the forbidden spell book of chronomancy clearly the dreamweaver has not found it yet because the dream
00:08:33:28	00:08:35:07	Steve [Nortle]	Possibly possibly a book of chronomancy
00:08:40:20	00:08:45:15	Chris [GM]	loop is still happening, otherwise you would know if he had found it.
00:08:47:08	00:08:56:18	Chris [GM]	TBD Scrolls, you’ve found almost a bunch of them and they’re kind of his way of interfering with the dream loop and guiding you through the dream loop.
00:08:57:01	00:09:03:24	Chris [GM]	The same magic is the reason you are all able to not forget each loop and reset your memories still.
00:09:05:08	00:09:14:25	Chris [GM]	Laudonna saw another group who was also not affected by the dream you remember she told me that quite possibly
00:09:12:17	00:09:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	Roses and Gunses, that’s what it says in my notes.
00:09:21:04	00:09:24:17	Chris [GM]	a rival band i don’t know they
00:09:21:06	00:09:22:01	Steve [Nortle]	Are they still mad
00:09:23:29	00:09:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	Well they aren’t getting their memories wiped so I wouldn’t… Well I don’t know, it depends on how much success They had with all of the women Yeah, I mean who knows Maybe there were some
00:09:30:26	00:09:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	groupies that weren’t there in Cren.
00:09:34:28	00:09:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	You just sent them off In like the best experience Of their lives
00:09:39:13	00:09:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	like orcish groupies.
00:09:40:17	00:09:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah And they’re like This is better than advertised
00:09:43:18	00:09:44:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s the best thing?
00:09:44:26	00:09:46:03	Steve [Nortle]	They’re pretty wild
00:09:47:01	00:09:57:18	Chris [GM]	you guys did beat them in your little competition so i would imagine they were a little sour yeah uh you guys then competed at the battle of the bands with your new band empire
00:09:56:08	00:10:38:20	Brin [Basil]	me too
00:09:57:18	00:10:08:19	Chris [GM]	the Empire and you all won the first two rounds against Steel Maiden and Metalika. Falclaw and LaDonna did some reconnaissance together
00:09:58:12	00:09:59:07	Steve [Nortle]	imp hire
00:09:58:20	00:10:15:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s the
00:10:08:19	00:10:13:05	Chris [GM]	and a little sabotage together, perhaps it was their first date
00:10:15:18	00:10:17:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	first date when we’ve both been present Yes
00:10:18:17	00:10:19:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:10:19:11	00:10:21:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes We’ll say that
00:10:21:11	00:10:22:01	Chris [GM]	last
00:10:23:02	00:10:33:01	Chris [GM]	you went to head you went head-to-head with Kilosaurus, TBD’s band and barely lost by a dice roll unreal
00:10:33:22	00:10:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	dice rolls I had there guys. I’m sorry
00:10:35:15	00:10:36:13	Dave [Xeros]	Rub it in
00:10:37:03	00:10:47:25	Chris [GM]	you then saw some symbols begin to appear on stage as beams of light began shooting up the room was getting brighter and brighter until it consumed everything and you began seeing
00:10:47:25	00:10:59:17	Chris [GM]	well, you saw TBD then lying sort of ethereally you guys were floating above TBD lying on a table with those same symbols around him and you could tell he was starting to stir in his sleep
00:10:59:17	00:11:08:06	Chris [GM]	little more disturbed sleeping quite like a physical little baby and you also saw visions flash in your mind.
00:11:11:03	00:11:21:15	Chris [GM]	You saw a deep and dark forest, a shadowy mysterious dark figure with giant antlers, a dream catcher around someone’s neck. You saw spell book with strange symbols on it
00:11:21:15	00:11:32:07	Chris [GM]	some free weights and barbells. You saw suspended electric guitar floating into ethereal space and a pillar of light appearing on stage
00:11:34:14	00:11:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Son.
00:11:37:16	00:11:41:23	Steve [Nortle]	fell little by little I don’t know. I only know it in Portuguese
00:11:41:15	00:11:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to say, that sounds like you’re translating it in your head.
00:11:42:07	00:11:43:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:11:42:07	00:11:44:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:11:44:13	00:11:46:12	Chris [GM]	The Una Columna de Luz
00:11:46:21	00:11:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:11:46:25	00:11:48:08	Steve [Nortle]	Acima de Mignicabeza
00:11:52:13	00:11:56:18	Steve [Nortle]	I think that’s how it works.
00:11:54:22	00:12:06:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the first vision in portuguese on our podcast keep it coming
00:11:57:15	00:11:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	Dissendio.
00:12:00:29	00:12:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	Foul Claw would approve of using every proselytizing tool available.
00:12:08:24	00:12:18:07	Chris [GM]	saw the visions flashing in your mind You all woke up in front of this main entrance to the fairground with a familiar whiny voice yelling, next
00:12:20:10	00:12:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	for everyone are we a little concerned that you know TBD can sleep anywhere like quite literally he can sleep through a conversion of a spider or the children but he can’t he’s starting to wake up
00:12:32:04	00:12:34:09	Chris [GM]	You’re right He was asleep during that whole thing
00:12:33:26	00:12:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah the whole thing so i mean if he’s not sleeping like a baby something’s going on
00:12:34:17	00:12:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:12:34:26	00:12:35:15	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:12:37:29	00:12:43:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there even a way to wake him up? Is that what you’re asking?
00:12:40:03	00:12:40:23	Chris [GM]	Something’s up
00:12:43:18	00:12:47:24	Steve [Nortle]	yeah that’s i mean we may have to convert more people or everyone
00:12:47:17	00:12:48:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We have to but
00:12:48:04	00:12:49:07	Brin [Basil]	and they’ll just forget
00:12:51:29	00:13:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	That raises some interesting questions about your theology because if they accept TBD or idiots here if they accept idiots in
00:12:58:29	00:12:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	except TBD
00:12:59:05	00:12:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	is
00:13:01:25	00:13:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	the dream of TBD are they actually safe and if they get resetting the dream loop what part of their soul goes on to actual bliss at the end
00:13:13:03	00:13:14:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t have the answer
00:13:14:24	00:13:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	well then what’s the point
00:13:18:21	00:13:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	I remember you reading me in the Book of Idiots that if a nation is saved within someone’s dream, it actually saves the person that’s dreaming.
00:13:29:02	00:13:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	So maybe TBD just needs to be saved.
00:13:31:01	00:13:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean we can try i’m not opposed to trying this but I’m not sure that that is the number one way to wake him up per se
00:13:34:22	00:13:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:13:38:16	00:13:49:21	Dave [Xeros]	how to invade people’s dreams in order to save them be a viable use of magic or does that violate personal agency
00:13:47:10	00:13:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	Basil?
00:13:49:06	00:13:53:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it ethical? Is it morally right?
00:13:50:15	00:13:52:00	Steve [Nortle]	Is it ethical, Basil?
00:13:56:10	00:13:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just going to call you on the carpet there.
00:13:59:29	00:14:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, philosophically, I’m trying to figure out what’s going on over here because you’ve been with him a lot longer than I am.
00:14:01:11	00:14:01:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jeez.
00:14:05:26	00:14:07:06	Brin [Basil]	can we go to the herb shop
00:14:07:11	00:14:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:14:07:20	00:14:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:14:08:29	00:14:13:12	Chris [GM]	so the rules of dream loop state that all the items
00:14:12:04	00:14:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	That we can’t go to the…
00:14:12:07	00:14:15:03	Brin [Basil]	i heard I heard they have lettuce.
00:14:15:04	00:14:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	Really?
00:14:17:14	00:14:27:24	Chris [GM]	and all the pains everything you gained during the previous loop are now reset, they’re lost your health point is back up spell slots are restored
00:14:27:24	00:14:35:11	Chris [GM]	it’s as if you took a long rest you start back with the item you had as you entered into the first time
00:14:36:15	00:14:43:00	Chris [GM]	fairgrounds Now, yeah. And I am getting to that. Thank you. Yes.
00:14:37:14	00:14:43:04	Steve [Nortle]	sure that we did resolve that he did keep LaDonna’s hand. Okay. All right. Just wonder it.
00:14:42:28	00:14:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, because I’m about to start regurgitating and see
00:14:46:11	00:14:48:24	Chris [GM]	Falclaw begins regurgitating and finds
00:14:47:29	00:14:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:14:48:09	00:14:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:14:49:29	00:15:01:05	Chris [GM]	To his ultimate satisfaction And relief That LaDonna’s hair has survived Because she is a Calistar And can walk through the plane of dreams
00:14:58:04	00:15:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry, I
00:15:01:05	00:15:07:25	Chris [GM]	And doesn’t reset on the dream loop Neither will her hair So congratulations For some reason You have LaDona’s hair
00:15:05:05	00:15:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
00:15:09:07	00:15:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	I promise I won’t take it. No, no.
00:15:10:26	00:15:12:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:15:12:24	00:15:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	Look.
00:15:14:22	00:15:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t hear you I want to know what you’re going to do with it
00:15:16:07	00:15:20:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m serious. I was going to do something really nice. Can I just see it for like two seconds?
00:15:21:00	00:15:22:23	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to distort value.
00:15:22:26	00:15:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	Listen.
00:15:24:02	00:15:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Suddenly it’s 700 hairs.
00:15:26:22	00:15:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	When I was little.
00:15:26:29	00:15:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you gonna like multiply it and try to make clothing for us and stuff
00:15:30:20	00:15:32:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s gonna braid it.
00:15:33:21	00:15:38:10	Steve [Nortle]	When I were little my sisters forced me to braid their hair and I was going to braid it into a ring and put it on your finger for you.
00:15:38:04	00:15:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	You can braid with a shingle hair?
00:15:42:22	00:15:45:02	Brin [Basil]	Regurgitate! Regurgite!
00:15:44:17	00:15:48:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he does have very nimble fingers
00:15:45:10	00:15:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	It was the locker hair. It wasn’t just our hair.
00:15:47:08	00:15:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I thought… I was counting and I made sure
00:15:50:00	00:15:55:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how about I like that idea but I feel like it’s safest
00:15:56:19	00:15:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:15:57:27	00:16:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in here maybe when we’re done with this whole loop thing
00:16:01:11	00:16:09:02	Brin [Basil]	You know, I really think that is an Owlin thing and I’m starting to think for something else I’m pretty sure never mind
00:16:04:00	00:16:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, keep it close to your heart
00:16:05:04	00:16:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:16:08:14	00:16:09:12	Steve [Nortle]	deep in the stomach
00:16:09:02	00:16:16:20	Brin [Basil]	I was gonna say
00:16:11:07	00:16:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	the uvula
00:16:12:12	00:16:15:12	Chris [GM]	You guys find yourself at the entrance to the fairgrounds.
00:16:17:05	00:16:22:19	Chris [GM]	Luckily, you still have tickets on your person since you had those before you arrived.
00:16:18:04	00:16:19:12	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t have one of those.
00:16:22:01	00:16:24:21	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know anything about bird anatomy I’m sorry
00:16:26:07	00:16:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	Cloak
00:16:27:12	00:16:27:26	Steve [Nortle]	Cloica.
00:16:29:14	00:16:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	Cloica, what?
00:16:30:27	00:16:33:00	Chris [GM]	know they swallow a bunch of stones. That’s all I know.
00:16:32:14	00:16:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	gizzard stones
00:16:35:09	00:16:38:01	Chris [GM]	But not in your possession are any of the TBD scrolls.
00:16:38:07	00:16:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	All right, should we want to speed race this thing and see if we can just get to all the scrolls real quick
00:16:44:04	00:16:52:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i kind of think we should gather the scrolls and like the children of idios
00:16:48:26	00:16:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	like the children of Israel but scrolls
00:16:52:15	00:17:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and we should get back to the stage because we saw those things light up there were six things and there’s like six scrolls And it’s the name?
00:16:58:03	00:16:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	post-haste
00:16:59:27	00:17:00:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yep
00:17:04:03	00:17:08:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Name. Okay, yeah We should… Yeah Speed run
00:17:04:20	00:17:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	I agree with us
00:17:07:15	00:17:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	Basil
00:17:09:13	00:17:10:16	Brin [Basil]	I concur
00:17:11:29	00:17:23:11	Brin [Basil]	why are you calling me out is it because I’m writing I’m Sorry It’s just been a while since I’ve been in a fight
00:17:16:06	00:17:18:13	Steve [Nortle]	I want your input. Damn.
00:17:20:12	00:17:21:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s
00:17:23:11	00:17:31:07	Brin [Basil]	I need to punch someone Hey Fran
00:17:24:04	00:17:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	She needs to be in more fights apparently.
00:17:27:09	00:17:30:14	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Hey, Fran’s right there. Do you want to go punch her real quick?
00:17:31:29	00:17:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll get kicked out.
00:17:36:00	00:17:36:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, friend.
00:17:36:05	00:17:37:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’ll find someone to punch
00:17:37:22	00:17:39:09	Brin [Basil]	I just want some herbs
00:17:39:05	00:17:42:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, hey. I remember you from one of my shows. Your name is Fran, right?
00:17:43:24	00:17:44:07	Chris [GM]	It’s arrows.
00:17:44:04	00:17:50:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yes it is. And you were in the second row like six months ago before I left
00:17:52:11	00:17:55:11	Steve [Nortle]	You’re zeros with an X?
00:17:54:24	00:17:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	You’re zeroes?
00:17:57:15	00:18:00:08	Chris [GM]	You really do remember me? Oh, my gosh!
00:17:58:18	00:18:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	I do. You know what, see this is when I take someone up to dance with me on stage I was looking at you but then I saw the little girl that was next to you and I was like This can probably have more of an impact Yes, that one
00:18:07:11	00:18:09:22	Chris [GM]	You mean the disabled one? Yes.
00:18:09:28	00:18:12:18	Steve [Nortle]	The one that was in the Tensors floating wheelchair
00:18:12:13	00:18:12:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:18:12:26	00:18:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	Sounds like somebody’s wish came true.
00:18:19:11	00:18:21:21	Chris [GM]	Well, my wish is coming true right now, sugar.
00:18:21:23	00:18:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	Hey Look
00:18:23:16	00:18:27:15	Brin [Basil]	i see you’re wearing the same outfit sorry
00:18:25:29	00:18:26:14	Chris [GM]	What?
00:18:26:07	00:18:27:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh my gosh
00:18:28:03	00:18:29:11	Steve [Nortle]	She’s really grumpy
00:18:28:24	00:18:31:16	Chris [GM]	I mean you are too apparently technically
00:18:31:20	00:18:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:32:02	00:18:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	She hasn’t had a morning coffee.
00:18:34:10	00:18:35:14	Brin [Basil]	morning punch
00:18:36:23	00:18:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Lady, oh my gosh.
00:18:39:26	00:18:44:17	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, I just wondered… Look, I’m sorry I didn’t dance with you that time but I can sign something for you? Anything.
00:18:47:09	00:18:51:21	Chris [GM]	that and she just hands you the napkin that’s right next door
00:18:53:07	00:18:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, gold. Signed. Hand it over to her.
00:18:58:04	00:19:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	Fran, you know what? I feel like we’re connected now. I feel Like We’ve Done This Like 100 Times
00:19:04:15	00:19:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	So say cool. I’ll see you later on, maybe. I think we’re going to try and actually get into the battle of bands.
00:19:09:10	00:19:11:12	Chris [GM]	totally should you need to find wolfgang
00:19:11:16	00:19:17:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we’ll do that. We have a new band called The Empire so watch out for us.
00:19:18:16	00:19:21:14	Chris [GM]	this is so exciting next
00:19:23:21	00:19:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll pass that hurdle.
00:19:25:05	00:19:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
00:19:26:28	00:19:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	Where was the first scroll at?
00:19:28:13	00:19:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s what I was wondering. I know there’s one at the
00:19:30:25	00:19:33:14	Steve [Nortle]	Notes, Nortle, did you count where the scrolls were at?
00:19:33:29	00:19:35:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	treasure or the man’s treasure.
00:19:36:14	00:19:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s go there!
00:19:37:03	00:19:48:06	Brin [Basil]	great yeah let’s kill this mother we remember it doesn’t matter LET’S GO!
00:19:37:03	00:19:45:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s one there. Maybe we should split up. Maybe you should go look. No? Maybe I should go there and you should go find it.
00:19:47:09	00:19:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	No.
00:19:50:07	00:19:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	We’re in a dream.
00:19:51:16	00:19:59:00	Chris [GM]	you guys uh start to recall that there were specific places where you found certain TBD
00:19:59:00	00:20:10:13	Chris [GM]	scrolls one of them was possibly during a hot dog eating contest another one in trophy somewhere another one underneath a counter
00:20:12:01	00:20:19:29	Chris [GM]	another one at the bric-a-brac trinket store memories start to flood back into you as to where you have found
00:20:21:20	00:20:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s right when I said Fran’s name It all came back to me. There’s light like that Rhett Midler song?
00:20:29:16	00:20:31:27	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, never mind. Yeah, okay.
00:20:29:24	00:20:33:13	Chris [GM]	Rhett Midler, yeah Rhett Middleman
00:20:33:04	00:20:39:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, Midman. So I’ll come back to me now? All right, good. Someone gets it. Damn it.
00:20:40:07	00:20:41:27	Steve [Nortle]	Damn Gen Z people.
00:20:40:23	00:20:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m trying to think it scrolls. Trying to remember.
00:20:44:12	00:20:45:22	Brin [Basil]	we’re 90s baby
00:20:47:02	00:20:49:01	Steve [Nortle]	Bette Miller… That was 90s!
00:20:49:21	00:20:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	Being a 90s baby means that
00:20:50:26	00:20:54:17	Brin [Basil]	I was still, I was STILL wearing a diaper like
00:20:54:12	00:20:57:23	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, I listened to Depeche Mode when I was like five,
00:20:54:17	00:21:07:04	Brin [Basil]	You know, yes.
00:20:58:27	00:21:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	so no excuses.
00:21:00:16	00:21:03:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, are you Eros right now? Or is that
00:21:03:16	00:21:04:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:07:15	00:21:12:03	Steve [Nortle]	is getting confusing no that was dave eros did not listen to depeche mode
00:21:10:27	00:21:12:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I really wish
00:21:12:07	00:21:24:02	Chris [GM]	As you guys begin walking into the entrance of the fairground, you do notice some differences. The sky seems a little bit darker,
00:21:12:21	00:21:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	arrows with um can
00:21:24:19	00:21:25:29	Chris [GM]	a lot more cloudy.
00:21:26:26	00:21:29:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i fly up in the air real quick just straight up
00:21:29:29	00:21:30:23	Chris [GM]	Sure thing.
00:21:31:11	00:21:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	a ceiling here can you like fly away yeah like like if he just went straight up how
00:21:31:23	00:21:33:04	Brin [Basil]	How high are we talking?
00:21:32:12	00:21:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna, I’m just gonna
00:21:34:06	00:21:36:05	Chris [GM]	And this is the open air fairgrounds,
00:21:37:15	00:21:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	high could it go all the way oh okay five miles up yeah
00:21:39:03	00:21:45:26	Chris [GM]	probably the five mile bubble radius that we were talking about. I mean, five miles is probably in space by that point, isn’t it?
00:21:46:07	00:21:48:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that’s how high the thing but
00:21:49:22	00:21:55:12	Chris [GM]	I just said that there was a radius of five miles around that was affected by the dream loop.
00:21:52:26	00:21:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	had to make people run a marathon
00:21:54:22	00:22:02:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but is it five miles vertical as well okay well i don’t
00:21:57:04	00:22:04:10	Brin [Basil]	Imagine a snow globe five miles tall and five miles wide.
00:21:58:29	00:22:01:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I imagine like a snow globe.
00:22:01:24	00:22:09:14	Steve [Nortle]	see all right this thing is if you’re really talking about If it’s five miles in diameter, it’ll be two and a half miles
00:22:02:10	00:22:06:20	Chris [GM]	I’d be very curious what you would think five miles up above would benefit you at all.
00:22:10:18	00:22:20:01	Steve [Nortle]	because if it’s a full… It’s half the globe. Exactly. We’re at the center. Okay. So if we dig two and one half miles down we’ll hit it as well.
00:22:11:17	00:22:15:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, because you’re probably in the middle of a circle, right? So you’d have to go down two miles too.
00:22:19:28	00:22:20:10	Chris [GM]	Something.
00:22:21:04	00:22:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	not surprise but I’m pretty good at digging
00:22:24:26	00:22:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:22:24:29	00:22:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two and a half miles two and half miles up I don’t know if I can fly that high
00:22:24:29	00:22:26:04	Brin [Basil]	He really is.
00:22:26:09	00:22:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	start going we’ll catch back up with you.
00:22:28:23	00:22:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll count how many shovelful
00:22:28:26	00:22:30:05	Brin [Basil]	Make sure…
00:22:30:24	00:22:33:14	Steve [Nortle]	count shovelfuls.
00:22:30:25	00:22:36:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you want to go up though? What are you planning on doing? Are you trying to do a little reconnaissance?
00:22:32:05	00:22:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know if I can fly that high.
00:22:35:24	00:22:38:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to see if I can leave the bubble if I just fly out of state.
00:22:38:27	00:22:40:04	Chris [GM]	No, that’s not possible.
00:22:41:01	00:22:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Squashed right there.
00:22:43:10	00:22:43:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright,
00:22:44:06	00:22:45:27	Brin [Basil]	Instant altitude sickness.
00:22:45:06	00:22:46:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s okay. That saves us some time.
00:22:46:16	00:22:49:14	Chris [GM]	Do you want to reset again? Go for it. Let’s just see what happens.
00:22:49:15	00:22:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll just end up back at the ticket booth? Yeah.
00:22:49:23	00:22:52:12	Steve [Nortle]	Do you want me to talk to Fran again? I’ll do it.
00:22:52:07	00:22:52:25	Brin [Basil]	No!
00:22:53:26	00:22:55:01	Steve [Nortle]	We’re going to hook up eventually.
00:22:54:16	00:22:55:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, alright, alright.
00:22:55:01	00:22:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	tried?
00:22:57:01	00:22:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	Ah!
00:22:58:04	00:23:00:12	Brin [Basil]	I want to punch Fran.
00:22:58:21	00:23:00:00	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and
00:22:58:29	00:22:59:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Where?
00:23:01:00	00:23:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s all punch.
00:23:01:07	00:23:06:06	Chris [GM]	Foul Claw as you’re flying up, go ahead and roll a perception
00:23:06:16	00:23:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	As he’s flying up, me and Basil are both bolting for the Brick-O-Brack shop.
00:23:11:20	00:23:12:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	19!
00:23:12:02	00:23:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	No, another man tries that.
00:23:12:21	00:23:14:08	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go kill someone!
00:23:16:08	00:23:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I swear you guys are in the corner of my eye I saw
00:23:19:22	00:23:27:01	Chris [GM]	Of a horned tall ethereal figure But the second you turn your attention to it It’s not there
00:23:23:25	00:23:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	In the air?
00:23:27:29	00:23:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	And that was near the dark forest?
00:23:29:10	00:23:32:03	Chris [GM]	It was just in the corner
00:23:29:27	00:23:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah which direction
00:23:32:17	00:23:34:25	Steve [Nortle]	It literally was standing above you in the air.
00:23:36:22	00:23:48:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no it was over the corner of my eye next to me but is there like a direction in the forest when I look over there
00:23:49:01	00:23:51:21	Chris [GM]	Just in the Corner of your Eye You caught something And you looked real quick
00:23:49:05	00:23:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nothing like that
00:23:52:03	00:23:52:21	Steve [Nortle]	it say to you?
00:23:52:24	00:23:54:05	Chris [GM]	Didn’t say anything
00:23:56:01	00:24:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	real quick try and use my peripherals I’m just going to look straight forward I’m paying attention too
00:23:58:24	00:23:59:09	Chris [GM]	Sure
00:24:02:25	00:24:11:11	Chris [GM]	Looking straight forward you’re probably looking right at the main stage yeah not anymore up
00:24:02:26	00:24:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay, I don’t see anything out of the corner can I make an arcana check?
00:24:10:09	00:25:04:14	Brin [Basil]	can owls move their eyes independently like millions or no I’ve
00:24:14:18	00:24:23:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well I just saw a freaking magic thing and i’m gonna yeah i’m doing it oh uh 15 yeah
00:24:22:03	00:24:34:00	Chris [GM]	yeah that i mean that totally succeeds uh i would say that you don’t really notice anything different than other other than the fairground vibes that you were feeling you can sense magic
00:24:34:00	00:24:45:05	Chris [GM]	coming from the mainstage that you already know about where it’s you know a bunch of bags are holding all sewn together, make a long bag of it. A tender folding. Yeah, nothing that
00:24:46:05	00:24:48:15	Chris [GM]	jumps out odd to you.
00:24:50:02	00:24:55:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay all right well then i’m going to just come back down yeah uh
00:24:56:22	00:24:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:24:58:07	00:24:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:24:59:06	00:25:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	So I, I was standing waiting for you to come back down so I’m just, I’m watching you as you like and you just fly away
00:25:00:10	00:25:01:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll meet you
00:25:04:10	00:25:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	waiting for the light to pass over you
00:25:04:14	00:25:21:19	Brin [Basil]	decided
00:25:09:26	00:25:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Uh oh
00:25:10:24	00:25:12:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m meeting you guys I’m doing one of these
00:25:12:08	00:25:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	You’re pretty fast, though.
00:25:12:19	00:25:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	I mean I’ll I can certainly outrun my sister
00:25:16:15	00:25:20:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. So what we’re going to do is when we walk in it’s going to be just like the jets
00:25:21:19	00:25:27:11	Brin [Basil]	who i’m gonna get in the fight with today all right fine
00:25:24:05	00:25:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	Can you just follow my lead? Follow my lead.
00:25:26:07	00:25:38:01	Chris [GM]	As you guys enter Are you going to the Brick-A-Brack store like you’re walking in right now? Okay, so as you walk in, you see that there are two young tieflings harassing
00:25:30:15	00:25:31:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah.
00:25:38:01	00:25:46:06	Chris [GM]	the owner of the Bricker-Back store. And they’re kind of… The racist one, yeah. Talon Sharpla.
00:25:41:16	00:25:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	The racist
00:25:45:07	00:25:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Dude, this changes everything.
00:25:46:21	00:25:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	No! No go help
00:25:46:21	00:25:49:27	Brin [Basil]	No, it doesn’t. Let’s kill this mother…
00:25:51:08	00:25:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	All right
00:25:52:15	00:25:54:10	Chris [GM]	that clearly belongs to him.
00:25:54:01	00:25:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	What color are these…
00:25:54:11	00:25:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	Well let’s just body check him and take it from him It’ll make us cool with the kids
00:25:55:29	00:25:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What the…
00:25:58:02	00:26:02:29	Chris [GM]	As you look, They’re obviously younger. They’re students, you know? They’re punks.
00:26:01:22	00:26:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	Are they red? Are they white? Like, I’m trying to figure out
00:26:03:29	00:26:10:09	Chris [GM]	There’s a blue one, kind of a light blue and then there is like a darker purplish one.
00:26:04:29	00:26:06:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He wants to know.
00:26:05:27	00:26:06:18	Steve [Nortle]	light blue.
00:26:09:26	00:26:12:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so they’re not… I’m not related
00:26:11:26	00:26:21:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to fly when they’re passing this back and forth I’m gonna fly right and intercept this thing because I detest bullying and students from Magus.
00:26:17:14	00:26:18:07	Steve [Nortle]	and then
00:26:21:05	00:26:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	can you hit the Popa one? I’ll hit the other one
00:26:23:29	00:26:28:10	Chris [GM]	Alright so let’s do something here. Falclaw, you’re going to start
00:26:24:17	00:26:25:17	Brin [Basil]	With pleasure.
00:26:29:10	00:26:47:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s hiding
00:26:29:12	00:26:33:05	Chris [GM]	You are going to roll an athletics for me
00:26:33:07	00:26:36:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How about acrobatics? That would be cool. Sweet.
00:26:37:16	00:26:42:10	Chris [GM]	That totally worked I’m noticing no one has
00:26:41:15	00:26:42:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t worry
00:26:44:13	00:26:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I’m going to use my Tides
00:26:44:27	00:26:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	her dice tower too
00:26:47:08	00:26:49:20	Brin [Basil]	my two swigs that I got.
00:26:49:03	00:26:51:05	Chris [GM]	just used for them getting bigger and bigger you know
00:26:50:26	00:26:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah It’s really just because his dragon dice tower is not here
00:26:52:03	00:26:58:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of Chaos advantage because that did not roll.
00:27:03:23	00:27:04:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	18.
00:27:04:17	00:27:07:09	Chris [GM]	okay fantastic gracefully well
00:27:05:02	00:27:05:18	Brin [Basil]	Nice.
00:27:06:24	00:27:08:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do have to roll for Wild Magic Surge.
00:27:07:17	00:27:13:03	Brin [Basil]	You are welcome to use this, by the way.
00:27:12:02	00:27:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	It’s off the table so it doesn’t count but that was an 18
00:27:15:11	00:27:16:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’ll save that for later.
00:27:18:08	00:27:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s an 8.
00:27:19:18	00:27:30:23	Chris [GM]	okay so it only has to be a nat one right okay sounds good so yeah you gracefully swoop in successfully catch the object mid -air as it’s flying right
00:27:30:23	00:27:37:08	Chris [GM]	over the head of talon sharp tallon looks up and sees another owlin almost with the sunlight that
00:27:40:12	00:27:44:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I like wink at him right as I’m flying over? Yeah.
00:27:41:18	00:27:42:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:27:44:06	00:27:47:10	Chris [GM]	right now so what do you want to like whisper something to him? Like absolutely.
00:27:44:29	00:27:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:27:47:20	00:27:51:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whisper. Hey, I am in Howland too!
00:27:47:29	00:27:48:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:27:48:09	00:27:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:27:48:09	00:27:49:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:27:49:15	00:27:50:13	Chris [GM]	I got you
00:27:53:06	00:27:54:13	Brin [Basil]	What are you wearing?
00:27:56:01	00:28:02:23	Chris [GM]	and this clearly distracts everyone involved and you two have a chance to do what you wanted to do
00:27:58:16	00:28:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	all right i am just gonna run in and uh are these
00:28:08:12	00:28:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	these guys aren’t very tough right i mean okay so i shouldn’t use a weapon on them i should just
00:28:09:23	00:28:11:05	Chris [GM]	they’re just punk kids
00:28:15:19	00:28:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	like regular strike it right okay yeah i don’t i don’ want them all cops uh okay so i’m gonna i’m just gonna run in i’m going to choose an arm strike
00:28:18:08	00:28:21:00	Chris [GM]	yeah, I’m pretty sure the mall cops come after you
00:28:27:08	00:28:30:20	Chris [GM]	be able to intimidate them too whatever you want
00:28:29:21	00:28:41:09	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’ll just do an intimidation i’ll walk in and just like let she rolled a mic and ike
00:28:30:18	00:28:33:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It was pink when I put it in.
00:28:33:07	00:28:35:21	Brin [Basil]	Dude that’s a gnat green all day long.
00:28:36:13	00:28:36:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry.
00:28:37:01	00:28:38:21	Brin [Basil]	Sorry. I’m so sorry!
00:28:39:05	00:28:39:28	Chris [GM]	does it roll it down
00:28:40:09	00:28:41:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:28:40:09	00:28:41:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:28:41:08	00:28:42:08	Brin [Basil]	He rolled to my gun
00:28:41:09	00:28:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	down the tower all right i’m gotta step in i’ve been able to turn my flames on and then just walk over and grab the red one because he’s immune to fire. But I’m just going to slow…
00:28:43:04	00:28:44:04	Chris [GM]	nat green
00:28:51:29	00:28:54:04	Chris [GM]	there was a light blue one and dark purple
00:28:54:05	00:28:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry, dark purple one because he is semi-immune to fire
00:28:57:17	00:29:00:08	Chris [GM]	are the only red ones immune to fire is that a thing
00:29:00:25	00:29:01:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah…
00:29:01:19	00:29:04:05	Chris [GM]	all tieflings had like an immunity
00:29:04:03	00:29:08:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, if they’re blue They are like the dragonborn or like ice
00:29:10:19	00:29:10:26	Chris [GM]	either
00:29:11:09	00:29:12:12	Brin [Basil]	He’s making it up.
00:29:12:29	00:29:13:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	every word
00:29:13:18	00:29:15:08	Chris [GM]	I know right oh
00:29:14:28	00:29:19:11	Brin [Basil]	We’re all like, this guy knows everything about Teethlink!
00:29:15:20	00:29:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.
00:29:19:16	00:29:20:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:29:20:07	00:29:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to grab it. I’m just going to start to burn it, and it’s going to set his clothes on fire.
00:29:26:18	00:29:34:06	Chris [GM]	and he’s going to look at you and at the other one get a load of this old guy who are you grandpa okay
00:29:33:24	00:29:43:15	Brin [Basil]	Now I’m gonna walk up and I don’t wanna punch him because that’s not going to get… But I’m literally gonna backhand
00:29:35:06	00:29:36:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and
00:29:43:15	00:29:46:07	Brin [Basil]	This little, yep
00:29:44:14	00:29:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	His backhand slap him. It’s an unarmed strike.
00:29:44:17	00:29:45:05	Chris [GM]	okay
00:29:47:12	00:29:50:01	Brin [Basil]	but with my gauntlets though
00:29:50:27	00:29:51:15	Chris [GM]	yeah
00:29:50:29	00:29:51:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:51:25	00:29:55:09	Brin [Basil]	So that’s a- And I have rubies so it’s gonna leave A little burnt mark
00:29:56:26	00:29:58:27	Brin [Basil]	Wooo! That’s a 16
00:29:58:12	00:29:59:29	Chris [GM]	oh fantastic
00:30:01:00	00:30:04:02	Chris [GM]	that clearly surpasses his armor class
00:30:06:15	00:30:10:24	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Can I roll intimidation now for this punk?
00:30:06:27	00:30:47:04	Brin [Basil]	Just right across the cheek. Don’t
00:30:07:20	00:30:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	armor class of a child.
00:30:10:22	00:30:14:26	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah sure let’s see if it was actually successful i should have waited to say
00:30:11:27	00:30:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	All right after I rolled intimidation. That’s fine.
00:30:14:26	00:30:26:15	Chris [GM]	scary after you rolled that yeah we’ll see if that’s a the lore sticks oh so
00:30:20:06	00:30:20:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:30:23:17	00:30:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:30:26:15	00:30:35:10	Chris [GM]	scary big grandpa man gotta get you oh okay yeah he trying he’s trying to act tough in front of his friend
00:30:27:29	00:30:29:25	Steve [Nortle]	Intimidation. And that would be in 20.
00:30:35:10	00:30:40:17	Chris [GM]	But you start to smell and feel a little heat coming up from his lower regions.
00:30:40:02	00:30:40:22	Steve [Nortle]	his… Yeah.
00:30:45:00	00:30:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	And then I’m just going to turn him around. What type of horns does he have?
00:30:47:04	00:30:52:18	Brin [Basil]	yell it! I’m such an idiot.
00:30:48:09	00:30:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:48:21	00:30:59:00	Chris [GM]	Oh, let’s say they are the ones that kind of… They’re smaller, they’re more in their youth And it’s-they kinda go off along his eyebrow ridge And come up to the sides.
00:30:52:18	00:31:20:18	Brin [Basil]	The
00:30:52:27	00:30:54:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, he’s a little king.
00:30:58:04	00:31:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so they’re like the ox horn or the water buffalo?
00:31:01:04	00:31:04:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah Kinda doofy looking, man
00:31:04:21	00:31:05:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:31:05:16	00:31:18:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, no, no.
00:31:06:04	00:31:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	When they’re younger, they grow back a little bit quicker. So I’m Just Gonna Grab His Horns and Then I’m Going To Twist Them Until They Snap Off
00:31:13:16	00:31:18:24	Chris [GM]	Now hold on a sec Basil already took an attack on this guy You did the intimidation.
00:31:13:25	00:31:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	Holy hell!
00:31:18:07	00:31:19:24	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, no. She attacked The Other Guy
00:31:20:18	00:31:28:28	Brin [Basil]	other one, mm -hmm okay
00:31:21:11	00:31:25:14	Chris [GM]	Ah, okay. Well let’s resolve that first and then you can take your next action. Cool.
00:31:23:28	00:31:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
00:31:27:13	00:31:28:10	Chris [GM]	Roll for attack.
00:31:28:28	00:31:40:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay well yeah so…I hit him with my gauntlet this is regular and
00:31:37:24	00:31:39:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yep, it’s a regular attack.
00:31:40:06	00:31:45:27	Brin [Basil]	I kind of already rolled, didn’t I? The 16. That was wrong rolling damage okay you know what
00:31:41:07	00:31:42:24	Steve [Nortle]	You did use any real damage.
00:31:42:16	00:31:45:04	Chris [GM]	You successfully… Now you’re rolling damage so whatever the…
00:31:45:27	00:31:53:13	Brin [Basil]	actually it’s simpler seven and
00:31:46:08	00:31:48:16	Chris [GM]	I didn’t mean to say roll for attack but I’m cool.
00:31:51:05	00:31:57:25	Chris [GM]	Seven damage. So yeah, you didn’t kill him but you hurt this guy.
00:31:52:24	00:31:53:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:31:53:13	00:32:07:17	Brin [Basil]	i’m gonna
00:31:54:29	00:31:56:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but he fly
00:31:57:25	00:32:06:13	Chris [GM]	I mean, he flies probably five feet in the air back and lands crashing down on one of the tables.
00:32:07:17	00:32:12:01	Brin [Basil]	slowly walk over and just put my big old boot right on
00:32:12:01	00:32:42:14	Brin [Basil]	his chest just
00:32:12:23	00:32:22:20	Chris [GM]	And he’s barely breathing. He’s definitely bloody as he was hitting the table and flying. You’ve noticed a couple things kind of went through there.
00:32:22:25	00:32:29:10	Chris [GM]	One thing you notice was a PBD scroller and it kind of lands near Talon Sharplaw’s foot
00:32:25:15	00:32:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	Grab that.
00:32:29:23	00:32:34:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in the air. I’m over it. I’m returning my object.
00:32:30:20	00:32:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	Hey jackass how’s your jaw doing now on the ground?
00:32:36:12	00:32:38:10	Chris [GM]	on the ground? Oh, he can’t even talk.
00:32:37:27	00:32:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	While holding on to the horns of the other guy?
00:32:40:22	00:32:52:16	Steve [Nortle]	holding on their horns. Well, watch this and I just take his horns, the water buffalo horns have its face and I bend them back this way and then that heat makes him really pliable until he snaps off
00:32:51:09	00:33:04:08	Brin [Basil]	two
00:32:52:29	00:32:56:04	Chris [GM]	Goodness! Can you do that to a tiefling? Woof!
00:32:54:25	00:33:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it’s a little emasculating but fine. Yeah eventually
00:32:59:12	00:33:00:04	Chris [GM]	Do they grow back?
00:33:04:08	00:33:05:06	Brin [Basil]	decades later
00:33:04:15	00:33:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That is a pretty,
00:33:05:01	00:33:06:12	Steve [Nortle]	haven’t you seen Hellboy?
00:33:07:07	00:33:07:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:33:08:21	00:33:12:14	Chris [GM]	He has to go like devil mode or something for them to pop up.
00:33:12:14	00:33:14:15	Steve [Nortle]	When he hits puberty they’ll come back
00:33:14:08	00:33:20:23	Chris [GM]	They’ll come back. Okay. Yeah, go ahead and roll his strength roll. Let’s see how far back those babies bend.
00:33:19:03	00:33:20:29	Steve [Nortle]	not bad Bad at strength.
00:33:22:05	00:33:23:04	Chris [GM]	This is horrific.
00:33:25:04	00:33:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m trying to let the racist know what he’s up against, so yeah, but hey it could work
00:33:28:23	00:33:36:24	Chris [GM]	I figured that was… You’re going a very extreme way. Violence against violence, but… Two negatives?
00:33:37:16	00:33:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	What did you ask for a strength?
00:33:38:07	00:33:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	while he’s doing that I’m going to
00:33:42:12	00:33:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	go over to the guy pick up the scroll
00:33:47:13	00:33:49:15	Chris [GM]	The DVD scroll? Okay.
00:33:48:29	00:33:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna
00:33:49:25	00:33:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m assuming he’s just so mortified by it okay
00:33:52:16	00:33:55:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Okay, you got the DVD scroll for sure.
00:33:54:23	00:34:02:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what did i catch in here by the way does it matter yeah
00:33:58:21	00:34:10:21	Chris [GM]	It was… We could roll a random table if you want. Okay, we’ll do that. But I think your intimidation and even
00:34:03:26	00:34:08:18	Steve [Nortle]	Can someone help me with my roll by chance Like give me the help action
00:34:05:10	00:34:15:11	Brin [Basil]	Put it in your pocket. I can’t consider that it’s him, but all
00:34:10:21	00:34:22:12	Chris [GM]	your attempt to do it, the kid is – And after seeing his friend get pummeled almost to death, he’s going to immediately say, I give up. I give off. I’m so sorry. I’m still sorry. He’s going completely melt like putty in your hands.
00:34:22:12	00:34:24:27	Chris [GM]	You could tell him to do whatever you want. He’ll do it.
00:34:24:05	00:34:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	Okay So I’m just going to lift him up and put him right in front of my face
00:34:26:29	00:34:28:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tell him to go to church
00:34:30:12	00:34:31:13	Steve [Nortle]	How’s it getting there?
00:34:32:24	00:34:37:00	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Wasn’t there an older pamphlet in here that you did?
00:34:36:14	00:34:44:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah here I’ll just return whatever this object is real quick and then I’m sure he’ll let me exchange it for this pamphlet
00:34:40:07	00:34:41:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let’s –
00:34:42:21	00:34:44:04	Brin [Basil]	Go to church!
00:34:46:01	00:34:57:10	Steve [Nortle]	And so as I’m building it forward, I’m just looking him straight in the eyes. My eyes go bright white. It’s like he’s seeing the face of God. And I’m going to tell him, how much do we need this tent?
00:34:55:28	00:35:07:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	8am he has time He can make it
00:34:57:20	00:35:00:02	Steve [Nortle]	I want you to run seven miles that way.
00:35:00:00	00:35:00:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:35:03:16	00:35:04:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:35:07:25	00:35:11:29	Chris [GM]	Actually, it’s about 9 a.m. now. You guys are… Time is passing.
00:35:08:05	00:35:14:23	Steve [Nortle]	And once you get there, if you miss one Sunday of church videos.
00:35:16:26	00:35:21:10	Chris [GM]	I believe! I believe!” Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay.
00:35:18:09	00:35:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	It starts to kind of crack a little bit and then I’ll let him go. If he starts running, I know he’s sincere. If he doesn’t start running, I’m just going to pick it back up.
00:35:25:27	00:35:28:22	Chris [GM]	He does go to his friend first and help his friend up.
00:35:29:08	00:35:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	I said run seven miles now!
00:35:31:04	00:35:31:26	Chris [GM]	We’re going!
00:35:31:09	00:35:34:09	Brin [Basil]	You’re probably going to have to carry him. Sorry.
00:35:33:18	00:35:37:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, oh he’s definitely like hobbling with him but they head in the direction of
00:35:35:03	00:35:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	He’s got like jaws like…
00:35:38:27	00:35:41:10	Brin [Basil]	And it’s burned, too. Because I punched him with my rubies.
00:35:42:04	00:35:46:13	Chris [GM]	Like over here, where you see that right there. That’s like an exit.
00:35:46:08	00:35:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	So, Fowlclaw under duress is his soul still staying? That’s what I’m wondering.
00:35:53:11	00:35:55:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah okay what’s the item
00:35:53:29	00:35:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
00:35:54:24	00:35:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh wow, this is easy. Salvation is way easier than I was led to believe.
00:35:55:11	00:35:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:36:00:13	00:36:02:17	Brin [Basil]	Idios will take anything they can get.
00:36:03:07	00:36:05:13	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and roll me a D100.
00:36:03:20	00:36:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	What?
00:36:08:10	00:36:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, I’m going to give you one extra thing on your way out. Stop by the Traveling Herbalist. It might help with the burn on that guy’s face. But then seven miles.
00:36:15:24	00:36:16:24	Brin [Basil]	It won’t help.
00:36:17:27	00:36:25:10	Chris [GM]	They are so far out of your shot 20 awesome T
00:36:18:10	00:36:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Never mind! Keep running.
00:36:22:05	00:36:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	20 nat 20 on a on a 100
00:36:24:18	00:36:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	Damn. Really?
00:36:25:10	00:36:36:18	Chris [GM]	100 what you caught was oh gosh You caught a glass jar containing A weird bit of flesh floating In a pickling fluid
00:36:26:25	00:36:29:25	Brin [Basil]	What? I feel like this should be special.
00:36:34:17	00:36:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what my gosh yeah you can have this back here
00:36:37:24	00:36:42:06	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, can I get a closer look at that?
00:36:40:27	00:36:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	Is that lunch? That’s lunch, right?
00:36:44:08	00:36:45:06	Brin [Basil]	Sit down.
00:36:44:10	00:36:46:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take this before
00:36:46:29	00:36:48:07	Chris [GM]	That’s exactly what it is
00:36:47:11	00:36:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:36:47:20	00:36:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:36:47:20	00:36:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:48:29	00:36:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:36:49:16	00:36:51:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they stole his lunch
00:36:51:15	00:36:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:57:29	00:36:58:27	Brin [Basil]	Pickled mice.
00:36:58:23	00:37:07:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i’m returning his stuff to him they stole it from him No, we’re already sort of taking the salad.
00:36:59:10	00:36:59:25	Steve [Nortle]	Please?
00:37:07:06	00:37:13:04	Chris [GM]	Talon stands up Talon Stands up and kind of gathers himself And is sort of looking around
00:37:14:26	00:37:18:18	Chris [GM]	amazed at what he just saw and he looks at you and he says huh
00:37:18:08	00:37:18:28	Steve [Nortle]	by a tiefling.
00:37:19:02	00:37:20:14	Brin [Basil]	Sorry about your table, man.
00:37:20:20	00:37:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but that kid is really sorry about his jaw. Hey are you okay? We’re just making sure that you’re alright. It seems like those guys weren’t being very nice to you.
00:37:20:23	00:37:21:11	Chris [GM]	interesting
00:37:29:03	00:37:29:21	Chris [GM]	no
00:37:31:12	00:37:33:20	Chris [GM]	thank you I
00:37:32:25	00:37:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	You’re welcome.
00:37:33:01	00:37:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You have 15 minutes
00:37:34:26	00:37:44:08	Chris [GM]	he’s confused appreciate this and then he looks over at Falclaw and he’s asked are you two together
00:37:38:11	00:37:41:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you’re welcome! It’s, I mean, it’s what we do.
00:37:45:04	00:37:45:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
00:37:45:13	00:37:46:12	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, they’re dating.
00:37:46:13	00:37:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	We’re friends Hey
00:37:47:28	00:37:52:13	Chris [GM]	Basil just said yeah they’re dating an agent of chaos
00:37:48:06	00:37:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fazzle because dad is dating.
00:37:49:27	00:37:50:17	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:37:50:26	00:37:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not gay Not gay
00:37:51:04	00:37:51:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s amazing.
00:37:53:27	00:37:55:06	Brin [Basil]	You owe me five quills
00:37:56:22	00:37:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	making a joke.
00:37:58:17	00:38:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s actually dating LaDonna Just FYI
00:38:01:09	00:38:02:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re best friends.
00:38:03:05	00:38:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	roommates they like to consider themselves roommates
00:38:05:04	00:38:06:20	Steve [Nortle]	We travel together
00:38:06:19	00:38:08:26	Brin [Basil]	when they’re cold They spoon
00:38:08:13	00:38:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	want to give us a reward or anything for
00:38:11:13	00:38:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	You just went right there didn’t you
00:38:13:05	00:38:13:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	our…
00:38:20:14	00:38:21:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:21:25	00:38:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	Please give me 10%.
00:38:22:19	00:38:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just asking, we decided we were speed rallying.
00:38:28:26	00:38:39:01	Chris [GM]	He looks at the two of you he looks at Basil, he looks at Nortle You can tell that he’s kind of deep in thought like he has to rethink some things
00:38:41:19	00:38:42:26	Chris [GM]	his entire hive
00:38:41:25	00:38:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	Please let us win this freaking round.
00:38:44:22	00:38:47:24	Chris [GM]	Anyways he’s like thank you
00:38:48:26	00:38:58:11	Chris [GM]	again I appreciate that. It was just my lunch, but I mean you’re free to keep it if you so desire. It’s a delicacy.
00:38:53:19	00:39:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay yeah i think i think did you want it okay
00:39:00:10	00:39:01:10	Chris [GM]	Owlins love this.
00:39:03:14	00:39:13:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, I do actually. There’s no five spellabouts. Um, I’m just gonna put it here in my pants. Yeah, actually. Yeah, the morsel of flesh.
00:39:05:04	00:39:24:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	keep it pulsating
00:39:09:16	00:39:12:17	Chris [GM]	You’ve heard of this? Yeah. Wonderful.
00:39:18:03	00:39:19:16	Chris [GM]	No, it’s pickled. It’s pickled
00:39:19:00	00:39:19:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s pickled.
00:39:19:13	00:39:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	that’s part of what makes it magical magic pickling with pulsation
00:39:20:20	00:39:27:23	Brin [Basil]	Can we put it away? It’s making me sick
00:39:22:12	00:39:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:39:22:12	00:39:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:39:22:17	00:39:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	it’s magic pickling
00:39:22:21	00:39:23:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:39:28:21	00:39:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	It sounds like this.
00:39:29:11	00:39:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not gonna swallow that thing to preserve
00:39:30:11	00:39:33:06	Brin [Basil]	Stop it!
00:39:34:24	00:39:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	goes into my pants it falls all the way to the bottom and makes like a
00:39:39:05	00:39:42:10	Chris [GM]	It’s the metallic base in your pants.
00:39:40:20	00:39:41:03	Steve [Nortle]	man
00:39:41:27	00:39:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:39:43:08	00:39:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	that thing had some mass when it entered my pants
00:39:47:05	00:39:49:23	Chris [GM]	Well, gentlemen what can I help you with?
00:39:50:11	00:39:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	hey we’re actually looking for scrolls spell scrolls or notes from our friend have you ever heard of Kilosaurus
00:39:56:07	00:39:58:29	Chris [GM]	Yes. No.
00:39:59:11	00:40:03:06	Steve [Nortle]	okay well there’s this guy named TBD he’s been like we’re on like a treasure hunt
00:40:03:06	00:40:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	we’re looking for these skulls left everywhere for us and so excellent are they
00:40:05:14	00:40:12:08	Chris [GM]	Well, I have scrolls over here come and start and you see kind of splayed out on the table
00:40:13:03	00:40:20:26	Chris [GM]	uh two or three different scrolls correct level one or level two scrolls
00:40:16:05	00:40:26:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like spelt one in two right how much of the level 2 ones i have all my money back guys hey that was your
00:40:29:05	00:40:29:22	Chris [GM]	yeah you
00:40:29:22	00:40:43:01	Chris [GM]	have your money back and you all have 200 gold each they are
00:40:33:15	00:40:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	I counted it. That’s how much we have.
00:40:42:29	00:40:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	Rude.
00:40:43:01	00:40:49:06	Chris [GM]	50 gold pieces each well so cantrip
00:40:49:06	00:41:00:04	Chris [GM]	ones 25 to 50 first level 50 second level 100 well i
00:40:56:25	00:40:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	you know what how many of The second level ones do you got?
00:41:00:04	00:41:05:01	Chris [GM]	these scrolls aren’t they uh meta don’t
00:41:05:01	00:41:15:29	Chris [GM]	you just put a scroll on or a spell onto a scroll like it can be yeah so it’s basically
00:41:09:08	00:41:17:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no. Basically it’s whatever in your spell scroll or in your list of spells that you can do as an individual It’s a blink scroll
00:41:15:29	00:41:26:26	Chris [GM]	a blank scroll you can put whatever level you want onto it correct okay okay yeah i’m gonna say there is
00:41:19:01	00:41:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	Well
00:41:21:04	00:41:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	the scroll itself is at a level so if I wanted to do like
00:41:26:22	00:41:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Prestidigitation and it wasn’t level 2 That’s what I would do I was just wondering how many level 2 scrolls he has How many level 1s Okay, I’m going to buy all 3 50 for level 1, 100 for level 2 Okay, so it’s $250.
00:41:31:03	00:41:33:18	Chris [GM]	one level 2 scroll, there’s two level 1s.
00:41:38:19	00:41:38:26	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:41:40:03	00:41:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	And yeah, I mean if you’ve got anything else around – see? That was a test model. Solid.
00:41:41:24	00:41:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s not right.
00:41:43:24	00:41:44:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Two-fifty?
00:41:44:09	00:41:46:17	Dave [Xeros]	I could tell, just so you know.
00:41:52:07	00:41:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there we go. 200.
00:41:52:22	00:41:58:13	Chris [GM]	Metatalk you may not have realized that Nortle did pick something up off the ground already.
00:41:57:21	00:42:08:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, cool. All right. Well, no, what I wanted to do is I’m going to take these spookings. I’m just going to burn one of them because they don’t have prestidigitation. I’m not going to prestidagitate his shop
00:42:08:21	00:42:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s all clean from the ruckus that he caused.
00:42:10:27	00:42:12:18	Chris [GM]	Now is that just an illusion?
00:42:13:07	00:42:17:23	Steve [Nortle]	No, no. it actually, prostitution is like a cleaning spell. Yeah, so yeah, it like
00:42:15:01	00:42:19:29	Chris [GM]	Like Harry Potter where it’s like okay cool I always thought it was an illusion
00:42:20:27	00:42:24:00	Brin [Basil]	Just whatever you do, don’t clean off the blood off my hands.
00:42:24:11	00:42:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay.
00:42:25:04	00:42:27:17	Chris [GM]	Those broodies need to absorb
00:42:29:10	00:42:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	The blood of the innocents.
00:42:30:16	00:42:33:05	Steve [Nortle]	It starts to speak to you like a cursed item.
00:42:33:08	00:42:33:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:42:33:08	00:42:34:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:42:33:29	00:42:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but all it says is Punch one thing. Just punch it.
00:42:34:22	00:42:35:07	Steve [Nortle]	More!
00:42:38:06	00:42:38:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yes.
00:42:38:22	00:42:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	Burn them all to the ground!
00:42:42:07	00:42:43:03	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go guys.
00:42:42:19	00:42:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a leprechaun, apparently?
00:42:43:25	00:42:45:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:42:43:29	00:42:48:10	Steve [Nortle]	You’re totally like… Okay, you are now her gauntlets. You can talk to her.
00:42:52:18	00:42:54:28	Brin [Basil]	i’m i’m actually okay with this
00:42:55:14	00:43:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	You will lose the race. Yes, you will. Got him! Got him!”
00:42:57:14	00:43:00:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like looking
00:42:57:27	00:42:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:42:57:27	00:42:58:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:42:58:07	00:42:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:42:59:19	00:43:01:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m like looking for an off switch
00:43:02:15	00:43:04:15	Brin [Basil]	I just remove all the rubies
00:43:04:07	00:43:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	You’re totally fine with all of it until it gets too personal and then breaks the spell and you’re like… What?! No.
00:43:11:23	00:43:17:10	Brin [Basil]	stupid I don’t believe in it
00:43:13:29	00:43:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	meta spell scrolls, it’s not like a new spell
00:43:20:13	00:43:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	has to be available in your spell list. But that’s all
00:43:25:14	00:43:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	So you have a bunch of spells that as your class you are capable of learning or using but you’ve only selected a tiny amount so this would be a chance
00:43:34:08	00:43:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	certain amount.
00:43:36:09	00:43:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	to have a one shot of a spell that you don’t normally have, that’s still within your overall sorcerer category.
00:43:46:00	00:43:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	So I mean if like the easy one that could either be some sort of healing spell
00:43:54:10	00:44:05:01	Dave [Xeros]	which I think is in your class or something like magic missile at a higher level because magic missiles nice just because it always hits. You don’t roll to hit, you just roll for damage so you could have like a level 2
00:44:05:01	00:44:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	magic missile and then it would It would launch four missiles, 4D4.
00:44:15:01	00:44:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	literally
00:44:15:26	00:44:17:27	Brin [Basil]	have you seen solo leveling
00:44:17:26	00:44:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yep. Have you seen Sista leveling?
00:44:21:03	00:44:23:01	Brin [Basil]	yes I’ve not and I never watched it
00:44:24:10	00:44:29:21	Brin [Basil]	hey I’m getting around to it I check my texts like once a week so
00:44:29:21	00:44:37:19	Brin [Basil]	I just don’t care I
00:44:31:16	00:44:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	It may be a little inappropriate, but I figured you’d roll with it.
00:44:38:07	00:44:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am silently admiring Eroson’s generosity and kindness during this prestidigitation
00:44:43:14	00:44:43:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:44:45:16	00:44:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	See, it only takes three times, but I learn if I do good deeds, Wolfgang will come. And we’ve- If I would have done one more good deed last time, We may have won. What?
00:44:53:26	00:44:58:20	Chris [GM]	Well, you did get a good deed for this. You did get a good deal for this, yes.
00:44:57:13	00:44:58:25	Steve [Nortle]	I know! See?
00:44:59:20	00:45:00:01	Brin [Basil]	we did
00:45:00:08	00:45:00:16	Chris [GM]	deed.
00:45:00:16	00:45:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	Even though…
00:45:02:23	00:45:06:28	Chris [GM]	from harassing… I mean, I should say stomp the two teethlings
00:45:07:02	00:45:14:22	Dave [Xeros]	Right but one of the T-Fling is going to have his jaw wired shut and will only be able to eat smoothies for the next six weeks.
00:45:09:02	00:45:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	And they’re both going to join the church.
00:45:14:09	00:45:16:13	Chris [GM]	I mean once he has a long rest he’ll be fine.
00:45:16:19	00:45:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:45:17:25	00:45:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and we have two new converts to The Church of Idiots because if they miss one Sunday
00:45:23:11	00:45:24:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:45:24:12	00:45:28:28	Brin [Basil]	they’ll be dead we’re gonna kill him
00:45:25:02	00:45:27:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and if their horns grow back I’m sure their teeth grow back
00:45:28:24	00:45:29:26	Chris [GM]	they might forget
00:45:29:16	00:45:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	His horns grow back all crooked and everything.
00:45:31:01	00:45:32:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:45:32:12	00:45:33:18	Chris [GM]	Be lenient on them.
00:45:34:25	00:45:36:21	Chris [GM]	They won’t know what you’re talking about after that.
00:45:34:26	00:45:35:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:45:36:17	00:45:37:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:45:37:02	00:45:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll see.
00:45:39:13	00:45:42:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do we need to go eat some hot dogs
00:45:42:22	00:45:44:01	Steve [Nortle]	A bag of hot dogs.
00:45:43:19	00:45:45:23	Chris [GM]	Are you guys done with another man’s treasure?
00:45:46:26	00:45:52:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, wait. You cast Depressive Digitate. Talon is just blown away at your generosity.
00:45:48:29	00:45:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so yeah, so I’m just putting everything back and then at the very end I’m saying hey look
00:45:49:12	00:45:50:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah
00:45:56:19	00:46:10:08	Brin [Basil]	are you
00:45:57:18	00:46:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	Just for your trouble, I give him another 50 gold pieces. Real gold pieces of not distorting value. Yeah. So it is…
00:46:02:25	00:46:09:08	Chris [GM]	Oh, you’re not distorting value this time. Okay. I think Eros has started to grow, everyone.
00:46:10:08	00:46:10:22	Brin [Basil]	okay
00:46:10:11	00:46:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	It’s either that or I’m just a massive manipulator and I know how the game
00:46:14:23	00:46:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	I find very little has changed in him.
00:46:16:13	00:46:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
00:46:16:17	00:46:19:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just assume that Eros…
00:46:18:08	00:46:23:08	Chris [GM]	little does he know when the dream loop breaks, the one time you spent all his money it doesn’t get it back
00:46:22:02	00:46:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:46:22:10	00:46:26:26	Steve [Nortle]	Now – yeah, I don’t get it. I don’T know if that’s even possible at this point but we’ll see.
00:46:22:21	00:46:24:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:46:23:01	00:46:23:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:46:26:17	00:46:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:46:26:27	00:46:42:03	Brin [Basil]	light it
00:46:29:14	00:46:29:27	Chris [GM]	Talon
00:46:30:29	00:46:36:22	Chris [GM]	does something he’s never done before he says thank you and he puts his hand out to shake your hand
00:46:36:24	00:46:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	Excellent. I’ll grab his hand and then as I pull it away,
00:46:38:28	00:46:39:17	Chris [GM]	uh huh
00:46:42:03	00:46:42:19	Brin [Basil]	on fire
00:46:42:27	00:46:48:00	Steve [Nortle]	melted gold on my hand like rubs off his hands so when he takes his hand away it is just his hand is now gold
00:46:50:09	00:46:51:14	Chris [GM]	can he move his hand
00:46:50:29	00:46:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	Hey! Yeah oh yeah you totally can no it’s like Gold Leap It’s like the signature that I’m using now When I shake
00:46:54:07	00:46:54:19	Chris [GM]	yeah
00:46:56:10	00:46:58:07	Chris [GM]	what do you call that? What do you call this move?
00:46:58:10	00:47:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	Huh? Call this the greasing the palm
00:47:00:10	00:47:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	The gold handy?
00:47:01:28	00:47:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:04:14	00:47:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:05:15	00:47:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what it is. I give him a golden handy
00:47:06:22	00:47:12:13	Chris [GM]	Why did you do that?
00:47:08:06	00:47:12:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh The first one was better The first one was better.
00:47:13:01	00:47:15:14	Brin [Basil]	good god what is happening
00:47:15:23	00:47:16:19	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you Gog
00:47:16:29	00:47:17:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:16:29	00:47:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:47:17:29	00:47:18:27	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you, Gog.
00:47:18:20	00:47:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	He was… I’m just making up for what he’s…
00:47:20:28	00:47:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	Dear Gog
00:47:22:24	00:47:27:06	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh
00:47:23:03	00:47:26:26	Steve [Nortle]	Dear Gog thank you for Nodal and his blasphemy
00:47:23:03	00:47:31:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-uh. Yeah we gotta go, we gotta
00:47:28:19	00:47:30:10	Chris [GM]	Moving on moving on
00:47:28:21	00:47:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	Amen
00:47:30:02	00:47:31:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:31:18	00:47:34:04	Brin [Basil]	I think we should talk about this more.
00:47:34:13	00:47:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	Hi dogs
00:47:35:03	00:47:43:14	Chris [GM]	Talon has a lot to think about he’s going to turn around and begin to reorganize some of the items that even though your press digitated it wasn’t quite perfect so
00:47:44:22	00:47:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	He like takes a couple quills out and makes a feather duster Alright
00:47:47:20	00:47:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:47:49:13	00:47:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	Hey hey hey
00:47:49:26	00:47:51:27	Brin [Basil]	Is that duster for sale?
00:47:52:05	00:47:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:52:14	00:47:53:03	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:47:53:02	00:47:55:11	Chris [GM]	true you don’t have any of your quills
00:47:55:20	00:47:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:47:56:17	00:47:58:06	Brin [Basil]	I’m so mad!
00:48:01:00	00:48:06:18	Brin [Basil]	Sure, you’re good. It was neat.
00:48:03:12	00:48:04:17	Chris [GM]	me basil will you
00:48:07:22	00:48:12:19	Chris [GM]	Ooh, man. It’s not going to be done with you guys. Awesome. Awesome! Okay.
00:48:14:05	00:48:19:18	Chris [GM]	As you are all leaving another band’s treasure, the Bricklebrack Place,
00:48:21:09	00:48:26:11	Chris [GM]	You are kind of looking back at Talon doing his little dusting and stuff
00:48:26:11	00:48:37:29	Chris [GM]	and as you turn forward, suddenly a very flustered and angry person bumps right into your battle.
00:48:39:02	00:48:46:20	Chris [GM]	And as you turned to look who it is, I will caution you to wait before you react.
00:48:47:09	00:48:51:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just getting ready for that You immediately
00:48:47:17	00:48:49:27	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just getting ready to grab your hand before you hit it
00:48:48:09	00:48:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:48:49:17	00:48:53:24	Chris [GM]	You immediately recognize this superstar.
00:48:55:10	00:48:57:08	Chris [GM]	It’s Am-Beyonce.
00:48:58:22	00:48:59:05	Steve [Nortle]	Alright
00:48:58:27	00:48:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
00:49:00:15	00:49:01:23	Brin [Basil]	How are you doing?
00:49:03:07	00:49:10:01	Brin [Basil]	I have no fingers left.
00:49:03:28	00:49:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, put a ring on it.
00:49:05:04	00:49:08:15	Chris [GM]	the gloves it’s Ann Beyonce
00:49:09:19	00:49:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	Is this agenda bent Beyonce or is it just a female? Okay, well don’t put a ring on him. Or baby I don’t know
00:49:12:17	00:49:16:06	Chris [GM]	this is a female it is
00:49:16:15	00:49:17:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m still turned on.
00:49:18:04	00:49:30:04	Chris [GM]	it’s a female human bard darker skin you can tell she’s quite flustered and angry though, and she apologizes I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bump into you and she starts to begin
00:49:30:04	00:49:30:18	Chris [GM]	to walk
00:49:30:28	00:49:32:01	Brin [Basil]	Are you okay?
00:49:32:19	00:49:36:11	Chris [GM]	And she turns around and looks at you. She says, no, clearly.
00:49:35:17	00:49:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	She’s saying
00:49:38:12	00:49:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:49:38:21	00:49:39:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:49:38:23	00:49:44:05	Chris [GM]	Oh, oh, oh! No.
00:49:42:05	00:49:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we see her halo while she’s
00:49:46:17	00:49:46:26	Brin [Basil]	What?
00:49:50:19	00:49:51:09	Brin [Basil]	Everybody?
00:49:51:18	00:50:13:05	Brin [Basil]	get your fiance jokes out let’s go just
00:49:57:10	00:50:08:26	Chris [GM]	with the day’s events and the husband gets home and she just unloads on the husband. This moment happens to you, Basil, where she’s like, no, I’m not okay. I’ve had a horrible day.
00:50:09:07	00:50:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	Jay-Z’d
00:50:10:15	00:50:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	She probably would like some lemonade.
00:50:13:05	00:50:18:20	Brin [Basil]	keep them coming let’s go
00:50:14:23	00:50:15:21	Chris [GM]	Jay-Z.
00:50:16:26	00:50:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	Just lay them on. Sorry, not Jay-Z. J-X’d. I don’t want to get sued. J-xt.
00:50:21:13	00:50:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	Jax?
00:50:24:17	00:50:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a bit of a jack stall.
00:50:24:28	00:50:30:14	Chris [GM]	Ambience, that’s probably too close to her name. It’s supposed to be like ambiance, right? Ambience.
00:50:29:05	00:50:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	Right.
00:50:29:18	00:50:32:03	Steve [Nortle]	Ambience. Ambiance. Yeah, just yeah.
00:50:31:02	00:50:32:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ambiancey.
00:50:31:09	00:50:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, go for Andresher’s style of pronunciation.
00:50:32:06	00:50:32:27	Chris [GM]	Ambiencey.
00:50:34:18	00:50:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it’s ambiancey.
00:50:36:02	00:50:37:13	Chris [GM]	It’s Ambiencee.
00:50:38:03	00:50:39:25	Steve [Nortle]	She’s from Chicago, not New York.
00:50:39:14	00:50:40:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:50:39:18	00:50:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	You call her Ambiance and she’s like…
00:50:42:04	00:51:07:21	Brin [Basil]	got some nasty hair tell us
00:50:44:10	00:50:52:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Yeah. Ambienceé. She’s quite angry because the known gnome, Paparazzi.
00:50:53:28	00:51:04:13	Chris [GM]	Papa Razzie has taken a bunch of unflattering photos of her and he means to sell them and she has caught wind of this.
00:50:55:22	00:50:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	Paparazzi.
00:51:04:20	00:51:06:07	Chris [GM]	She’s furious about it.
00:51:07:21	00:51:10:03	Brin [Basil]	where we can find him look at me
00:51:09:07	00:51:09:10	Chris [GM]	What?
00:51:11:22	00:51:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	Look at her.
00:51:16:20	00:51:18:07	Chris [GM]	You didn’t need to know that. I’m so sorry.
00:51:18:02	00:51:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	She’s got large ears so
00:51:20:14	00:51:22:07	Brin [Basil]	I am a good listener, actually.
00:51:23:03	00:51:25:20	Chris [GM]	Thank you. She begins to cry a little bit.
00:51:23:19	00:51:24:07	Brin [Basil]	You’re welcome.
00:51:25:16	00:51:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	You go for it.
00:51:28:08	00:51:33:16	Brin [Basil]	If you can tell us where he’s at, I would be happy we could solve your problem for you.
00:51:33:19	00:51:38:16	Chris [GM]	Well, I was just on my way to try and find him. I don’t know where he’s at currently.
00:51:38:17	00:51:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have a picture of him? Can I see it?
00:51:38:23	00:51:43:03	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Let’s see it.
00:51:39:28	00:51:43:07	Chris [GM]	Yes, I do. Let me pull it up.
00:51:43:15	00:51:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Do you maybe have like hairs that you pulled out of his head or is T just wondering?
00:51:48:01	00:51:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	teeth.
00:51:49:13	00:51:53:19	Chris [GM]	No? No? She looks very odd like no.
00:51:53:20	00:52:03:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna cast Detect Gnome. It’s a four! It is accurate, it’s like very precise
00:51:56:19	00:51:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:51:56:19	00:51:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:51:56:20	00:51:57:22	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a…
00:51:58:22	00:52:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s small! It’s a small number, just like a gnome is small.
00:52:02:25	00:52:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	Actually when you detect gnome you’re supposed to go for the low number.
00:52:03:18	00:52:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Very precise. Yep yep tell us where he is
00:52:06:12	00:52:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s golf rules for Oliver on the side of the table.
00:52:13:24	00:52:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	that’s okay since i have all my spells back and i have two spells as well paparazzi
00:52:18:09	00:52:21:15	Chris [GM]	Let me show you what these two look like.
00:52:20:16	00:52:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	What was his name again?
00:52:22:27	00:52:26:14	Chris [GM]	Papa Rozzy, Papa Rozzie.
00:52:23:20	00:52:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	like papa roach but paparazi where’s
00:52:28:09	00:52:32:24	Chris [GM]	All right, I can’t cast it over there super quickly and easily
00:52:31:20	00:52:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	my damn long rest in this weird no it’s
00:52:39:29	00:52:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	the campfire see look nodal is solving all of my of problems today.
00:52:48:20	00:53:09:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	being so nice? Whoa yes
00:52:50:08	00:52:52:28	Chris [GM]	Here’s Ambiance if you can see her there.
00:52:53:18	00:53:01:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, she kind of looks like one of the ladies from Noxus in Arcane maybe
00:52:55:10	00:52:56:12	Chris [GM]	Very queenly.
00:53:01:10	00:53:02:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:05:06	00:53:08:20	Chris [GM]	And then there’s Paparazzi, a little gnome with the camera.
00:53:09:26	00:53:10:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:53:10:03	00:53:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	okay so that’s
00:53:10:13	00:53:12:02	Brin [Basil]	I can’t wait to punch him.
00:53:12:24	00:53:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	okay so I
00:53:13:00	00:53:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	He’s read it. You don’t even have to jump with that. You can just…
00:53:15:17	00:53:20:20	Brin [Basil]	Mm-mm. I could just knee him. Just put my knee right in his nose.
00:53:20:29	00:53:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	cast me a little bit of scrying on this guy
00:53:22:02	00:53:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:53:22:02	00:53:23:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:53:25:18	00:53:27:12	Brin [Basil]	What? Did I say something bad?
00:53:28:13	00:53:34:10	Chris [GM]	Okay. Can you do that with just a picture alone? Really? Okay.
00:53:28:18	00:53:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You said something great!
00:53:32:20	00:53:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	yep
00:53:36:15	00:53:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	boop okay so
00:53:39:18	00:53:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	you kinda have to
00:53:40:27	00:53:42:19	Brin [Basil]	Are you trying to find him right now?
00:53:43:16	00:53:45:04	Chris [GM]	Scry on Paparazi.
00:53:44:28	00:53:53:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, I am. So I can do this since I have a picture of him with the connection. The save modifier is just negative two.
00:53:54:03	00:53:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	So instead of having to roll a 17, you have to roll 15 to avoid it.
00:53:58:13	00:53:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	To avoid it, right?
00:53:59:13	00:54:00:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Okay, he fails.
00:54:01:06	00:54:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. So I know exactly where he’s at eating a hot dog.
00:54:03:25	00:54:09:17	Chris [GM]	So you see familiar sightings. He is on the fairgrounds in the fair grounds.
00:54:10:14	00:54:16:22	Chris [GM]	He is not eating one but you can see a large hot dog sitting on top of a roof
00:54:17:16	00:54:18:00	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
00:54:17:25	00:54:21:23	Chris [GM]	and close to – in his vision. Yep.
00:54:21:23	00:54:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Is it the tensest floating hot dog booth or is it the hot dog eating contest? Okay. So it’s probably the hot tag eating contest. All right, upload… Yeah.
00:54:24:18	00:54:28:06	Chris [GM]	I mean it’s like a massive hot dog that’s sitting on Top of a Shack.
00:54:30:09	00:54:31:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fly, I’ll go.
00:54:35:09	00:54:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that was my Wicked Witch of the West impression with the flying monkeys.
00:54:37:05	00:54:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, are you carrying Basil and scooping her up from underneath him?
00:54:37:12	00:54:40:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i got it oh um
00:54:39:13	00:54:45:02	Brin [Basil]	I was going to say something bad, but yeah.
00:54:40:14	00:54:42:11	Chris [GM]	ambiance is like wait you know where he
00:54:46:11	00:54:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	He’s over there – he’s a freak. He’s eating a bunch of hot dogs. He’s on the show. And he’s over by the hot dog eating contest. Little did he know – never mind. I’m not going to do that. That would be bad. Okay, we’re at it.
00:54:54:09	00:54:55:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you want to come with me
00:54:55:19	00:54:56:18	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, absolutely.
00:54:57:04	00:54:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll be ground support.
00:55:00:14	00:55:03:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I’ll ride her on your back. She can ride on his.
00:55:00:17	00:55:02:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve got you in my talons
00:55:02:13	00:55:02:27	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah.
00:55:03:29	00:55:04:02	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
00:55:05:01	00:55:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like a bomb
00:55:05:14	00:55:07:00	Brin [Basil]	Just riding foul claw!
00:55:07:22	00:55:13:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s such a like a bum run we’re just going to drop this is when we see him
00:55:08:09	00:55:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	the ears are always
00:55:08:29	00:55:20:18	Brin [Basil]	They’re going back? yeah yeah yeah isn’t that what we did before you grab me with your talons like kick me up by my arms I like it I like a better because
00:55:15:16	00:55:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:55:16:10	00:55:18:14	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just on his shoulders
00:55:17:24	00:55:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	the Pearl Harbor bomb or the stone flowing out of Gondor where the camera just follows the projectile as it comes crashing down
00:55:25:02	00:55:29:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	exactly Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, that’s what’s happening.
00:55:30:07	00:55:30:25	Steve [Nortle]	of the projectile
00:55:30:20	00:55:33:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m looking for a giant hot dog.
00:55:32:02	00:55:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	Bazel’s the check though
00:55:34:03	00:55:39:24	Chris [GM]	so you recognize it as the hot dog eating contest booth.
00:55:40:28	00:55:43:17	Chris [GM]	And so he must be around that area,
00:55:43:12	00:56:19:21	Brin [Basil]	all right you know
00:55:45:01	00:55:48:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Can I
00:55:45:28	00:55:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	hey so
00:55:50:01	00:55:56:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	investigate? Do I see him when I’m flying over the hot dog? Well…
00:55:52:20	00:55:55:02	Chris [GM]	So you guys are there now? You all headed there?
00:55:54:20	00:56:04:25	Steve [Nortle]	before we get there is Ambience coming with us okay I’m gonna say hey can I so we don’t spook him I just want to keep him here can I cast
00:55:58:03	00:55:59:05	Chris [GM]	She’s following behind
00:56:07:06	00:56:09:24	Chris [GM]	This guy is still… It’s a good idea.
00:56:07:20	00:56:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	disguise disguise self so I’ll cast disguise on her and I’ll make her look like Madonna because I know you just need a little hit of that.
00:56:12:11	00:56:12:19	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:56:17:28	00:56:19:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I gotta stay focused though.
00:56:19:21	00:56:36:08	Brin [Basil]	oh wait these
00:56:22:08	00:56:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	Well, okay.
00:56:22:27	00:56:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re gonna feel your flight start to veer off course a little bit. Some tribulation
00:56:26:07	00:56:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll make it look like
00:56:31:05	00:56:32:20	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a giant hot dog!
00:56:31:05	00:56:32:00	Chris [GM]	Nega LaDonna!
00:56:34:13	00:56:35:02	Steve [Nortle]	Incoming!
00:56:36:08	00:56:43:28	Brin [Basil]	are tents I forgot. His head is backwards and he’s flying for
00:56:37:17	00:56:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my peripherals I can probably see her honestly
00:56:41:22	00:56:42:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	behind me
00:56:43:28	00:56:59:20	Brin [Basil]	it! We
00:56:44:26	00:56:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	Stay on target.
00:56:48:08	00:56:52:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright I think we beat them there because I’m flying and
00:56:51:16	00:56:52:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure.
00:56:53:09	00:56:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m riding Nortle. So, uh… You guys won the race, right?
00:56:54:01	00:56:54:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:56:56:02	00:57:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, if we wanted to compute this I have 40 feet walking speed. What’s your
00:56:59:20	00:57:00:20	Brin [Basil]	absolutely did.
00:57:01:29	00:57:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	Can we roll for it?
00:57:05:12	00:57:07:14	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Wait, how far away is it?
00:57:07:10	00:57:10:12	Chris [GM]	uh it is
00:57:07:13	00:57:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	flying speed?
00:57:12:05	00:57:18:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna give us a jumping start, I’m going to jump upward and rocket launch.
00:57:16:02	00:57:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to give you a Bodic Inspiration.
00:57:18:23	00:57:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, let’s do it
00:57:20:10	00:57:20:21	Brin [Basil]	No!
00:57:21:26	00:57:22:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s A RACE!
00:57:22:21	00:57:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:57:23:20	00:57:24:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m ready
00:57:26:12	00:57:28:18	Brin [Basil]	because I have a jet back this time.
00:57:29:20	00:57:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	Are you going to take out your firebender and burn the flame behind you?
00:57:32:08	00:57:34:26	Chris [GM]	oh yeah afterburners
00:57:33:06	00:57:33:24	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely.
00:57:36:10	00:57:39:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m also going to collect a few quills.
00:57:36:11	00:57:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah, it’s 30 feet
00:57:40:10	00:57:44:17	Dave [Xeros]	So let’s see This is my athletics, right?
00:57:40:24	00:57:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s do this.
00:57:44:20	00:57:45:09	Chris [GM]	yes
00:57:45:26	00:57:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
00:57:46:26	00:57:47:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can
00:57:49:01	00:57:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil use her ears to flap as well so we kind of increase our
00:57:55:13	00:57:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fly power
00:57:55:29	00:57:59:29	Chris [GM]	have a feeling that would slow you down like the resistance and the drag
00:58:00:08	00:58:12:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh wait I know what we’ll do we obviously decided this was the race before we left the ground you’re gonna jump and give us an immediate boost yeah that’s
00:58:01:28	00:58:03:19	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just lay them flat then.
00:58:08:20	00:58:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. All right, all right. as they do that i i i light up my hellish gog fire like a jet turbine and it’s pushing normal
00:58:08:20	00:58:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:58:10:21	00:58:11:28	Brin [Basil]	60 feet up
00:58:19:05	00:58:24:27	Steve [Nortle]	photo so how can i roll like a d something to figure out how many extra feet he gets from that
00:58:21:21	00:58:30:17	Chris [GM]	all right so what we’ll do is this you’re rolling for athletics you’re also rolling for athletic
00:58:30:17	00:58:37:10	Chris [GM]	you two are going to roll a d20 as well and we will add that score to their
00:58:36:19	00:58:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	okay and is this is this just whatever we want it to be or is it acrobatics athletics
00:58:41:09	00:58:42:13	Chris [GM]	being contested
00:58:42:28	00:58:46:05	Dave [Xeros]	is it just their D20s are being added to us?
00:58:43:04	00:58:53:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh we
00:58:47:12	00:58:52:14	Chris [GM]	d12 and we’ll add that score to their d20s it will be a contested rolling for the two of you
00:58:53:04	00:59:00:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i roll d20 okay you mean my
00:58:54:19	00:59:01:22	Chris [GM]	yes you and steve rolling d20 plus your athletics modifier i mean your athletics
00:58:56:05	00:59:18:04	Brin [Basil]	D20, d20, 12, plus 13.
00:58:58:29	00:59:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	And my bardicant spin.
00:59:00:05	00:59:08:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	acrobat all right well guess what
00:59:01:16	00:59:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	get a modifier too or no that’s great because I cast bodic inspiration
00:59:02:29	00:59:13:16	Chris [GM]	you guys just got straight d12 you cast it on him i thought ambiance
00:59:11:28	00:59:16:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh a 19
00:59:18:07	00:59:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa sorry then an 8
00:59:21:28	00:59:25:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh am I not using any modifiers? Sorry then an 8 my bad
00:59:27:11	00:59:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	you’re at…
00:59:29:02	00:59:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	And I am at
00:59:33:14	00:59:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	24.
00:59:35:23	00:59:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	so we got 34 with about afterburners it’s like the road
00:59:36:14	00:59:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:39:01	00:59:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s just this like burn streak across the ground
00:59:39:03	00:59:40:08	Brin [Basil]	I hate both of you
00:59:43:25	00:59:44:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:44:01	00:59:52:28	Chris [GM]	guys in your excitement to have a race unfortunately left
00:59:44:10	00:59:54:20	Steve [Nortle]	runner i cast
00:59:44:24	00:59:45:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:45:17	00:59:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sonic
00:59:54:20	01:00:03:24	Steve [Nortle]	la donna on a don’t worry we got that yeah i said with the hot dog stand
01:00:00:24	01:00:06:28	Chris [GM]	her where this place was does she even know okay you told that out loud okay just making sure she knows
01:00:03:04	01:00:04:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah. He did, he did.
01:00:03:24	01:00:11:15	Steve [Nortle]	i did yeah i did silver by the hotdog eating contest as la donno okay
01:00:05:13	01:00:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:00:06:23	01:00:14:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright dang it
01:00:10:26	01:00:12:03	Chris [GM]	At LaDonna, yeah.
01:00:14:19	01:00:24:21	Chris [GM]	You guys arrive and as you cast your eyes about
01:00:16:02	01:00:22:17	Brin [Basil]	Does she know that she looks like Ladonna? Okay, because how funny would that be if she didn’t know.
01:00:19:24	01:00:20:17	Steve [Nortle]	hey i’m gonna cast
01:00:24:21	01:00:33:03	Chris [GM]	you see regular attendees kind of going about but then you forgot oh yeah it’s a gnome so you cast their eyes down
01:00:33:03	01:00:43:02	Chris [GM]	and you see there is sort of just this funny looking guy with the big old beard sunglasses on with the camera right in front of his face
01:00:35:29	01:00:52:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pictures of
01:00:43:02	01:00:51:01	Chris [GM]	and he’s just kind of taking pictures of things. Oh, nice And he’s like taking pictures of your junk right now
01:00:44:08	01:00:48:12	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’m gonna i’m going to get right in front of his camera and say hey you recognize me
01:00:52:10	01:00:54:06	Chris [GM]	And then he points the camera up
01:00:52:10	01:01:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	hey yeah hey go over to another man’s treasure dude he’s got stuff you can dump in your pants all day long it like went all the way down it was crazy hey
01:00:54:17	01:00:56:01	Brin [Basil]	don’t take pictures of his
01:01:03:11	01:01:05:13	Chris [GM]	And he recognizes you Of course
01:01:05:10	01:01:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	Does Basil just not understand anatomy? Is that like…
01:01:07:07	01:01:11:07	Chris [GM]	And he begins to unload a series of questions
01:01:11:02	01:01:36:17	Brin [Basil]	it’s different for rabbits i guess that’s fine
01:01:12:22	01:01:14:28	Chris [GM]	What happened between you and
01:01:16:08	01:01:18:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, year zeros
01:01:17:29	01:01:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	Year zeroes?
01:01:18:13	01:01:27:09	Chris [GM]	Year Zeroes Why aren’t you touring with them anymore? And he just unloads a barrage of questions that are very annoying and, uh… A little bit personal.
01:01:26:23	01:01:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	while he’s in this conversation yeah
01:01:31:10	01:01:38:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna do like this bank, this hard bank and I might have to let you go sorry okay alright I’m going to throw you
01:01:36:17	01:01:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay you lost already
01:01:37:26	01:01:40:13	Brin [Basil]	I don’t take falling damage you can drop me as far as you want
01:01:43:20	01:01:44:26	Steve [Nortle]	To the loser’s platform
01:01:44:06	01:01:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re going into like the hot dog truck
01:01:46:03	01:01:51:09	Brin [Basil]	and i’m gonna land in like the coolest samurai position ever i’m here for a hot dog
01:01:51:05	01:01:56:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gunna do like a bank 180 and on my way back i’m gonna try and swipe his camera while he’s distracted
01:01:55:27	01:01:57:20	Chris [GM]	You’re going to make the sound effects while you do it like…
01:01:59:02	01:02:00:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s going to be like a tie fighter though
01:02:03:06	01:02:04:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:02:05:08	01:02:06:05	Chris [GM]	Nice! Nice!
01:02:06:23	01:02:10:15	Steve [Nortle]	Just to answer your questions Not with a year zero
01:02:11:29	01:02:15:03	Steve [Nortle]	Not with years zeros anymore You know what happened?
01:02:14:28	01:02:16:02	Chris [GM]	That was year zero.
01:02:16:13	01:02:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s year zeroes. Oh, yeah, it’s year Zero anymore with an X.
01:02:17:02	01:02:17:29	Chris [GM]	It’s year zero!
01:02:23:08	01:02:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not with them in the war. Yeah, this douchebag kicked me out because I aged out. They kept my name and basically stole everything from me. So I’m starting from the ground up
01:02:34:28	01:02:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m here at The Battle of Bands to perform From the Ground Up for a show with my new band, The Empire.
01:02:41:28	01:02:52:05	Chris [GM]	telling me i have an exclusive with eros he starts to get really excited start frantically start writing those down so he’s properly distracted roll with advantage
01:02:44:20	01:02:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, 100%.
01:02:52:13	01:02:57:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with advantage oh thanks okay 19.
01:02:53:02	01:03:04:03	Chris [GM]	yeah he distracted him quite nicely awesome so yeah you swoop down and you grab the camera right off him and he immediately like oh my
01:03:05:28	01:03:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	You lost the…
01:03:09:11	01:03:10:22	Brin [Basil]	those damn owls
01:03:12:07	01:03:21:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, we need to get you another camera. I need photos taken on me. I need this published. I want to make sure Empire hits the charts really big.
01:03:21:07	01:03:24:16	Chris [GM]	No, I want that one. You go get my camera back and
01:03:26:00	01:03:31:16	Chris [GM]	we’ll get you the front page of Wolfgang’s new record label magazine.
01:03:30:13	01:03:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	Cool, cool. Is it a film camera?
01:03:31:26	01:03:35:16	Brin [Basil]	let’s yeah how does it work
01:03:34:11	01:03:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	What is it?
01:03:35:16	01:03:45:04	Brin [Basil]	so we can’t let’s just I don’t know destroy the film and then fly towards
01:03:36:09	01:03:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s filmed? Okay.
01:03:37:09	01:03:37:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:03:41:12	01:03:43:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll just pop the back open.
01:03:43:16	01:03:47:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of wanted first though. I don’t want to destroy all the pictures.
01:03:45:04	01:03:52:06	Brin [Basil]	the Sun we don’t have time for
01:03:47:03	01:03:50:29	Chris [GM]	He’s getting artistic while he’s flying the views up above.
01:03:48:11	01:03:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
01:03:52:06	01:04:32:02	Brin [Basil]	this foul claw just destroy it I
01:03:55:09	01:04:05:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I make some sort of… I was in the air before, and I thought I saw something. I’m curious if the camera could capture something that I couldn’t see with my eye.
01:04:06:01	01:04:15:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I want to try and maybe capture something. Can I make an arcana trick to see if that would be possible with this or something? This magical… This vision capture device.
01:04:11:29	01:04:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	The camera obscura?
01:04:13:19	01:04:18:02	Chris [GM]	I really like the way you’re going, but no. That wouldn’t be possible.
01:04:18:15	01:04:20:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Why are you shooting all my ideas down?
01:04:20:05	01:04:21:05	Chris [GM]	The one idea? Yeah.
01:04:21:13	01:04:22:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:04:21:14	01:04:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the same idea!
01:04:23:23	01:04:28:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No! Not this time I wanted to take a picture. Last time I just wanted to fly it into the atmosphere. No.
01:04:28:10	01:04:37:20	Chris [GM]	Let me put it this way. When you saw what you think you saw but when you looked and wasn’t there It was as if it was a figment of your imagination Like you were seeing things
01:04:29:26	01:04:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I’ve had visions
01:04:39:09	01:04:39:27	Chris [GM]	Mm-hmm
01:04:40:08	01:04:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	Of glory?
01:04:42:02	01:04:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yes okay all right well um i’ll just uh yeah i’m just gonna expose the film
01:04:48:28	01:04:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	Those are dreams. Those aren’t visions.
01:04:51:25	01:05:02:24	Brin [Basil]	think I think it matters to him. Hey, give
01:04:53:21	01:04:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	real quick the sun so it’s it just destroys the
01:04:55:02	01:04:58:09	Chris [GM]	Okay You gonna just ruin his stuff
01:04:59:23	01:05:00:25	Chris [GM]	Okay. All right.
01:05:00:21	01:05:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	Hey! And then I’m going to yell up to him. Hey, give me that camera back, you little thief!
01:05:05:12	01:05:17:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fun this reminds me of the theater thing we got to do when we got to pretend and so i’m like whoa i’m gonna act really scared of arrows ah please don’t hurt me
01:05:05:16	01:05:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you darn feathered good man!
01:05:08:24	01:05:19:29	Brin [Basil]	How old?
01:05:11:09	01:05:11:22	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:05:11:25	01:05:13:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:05:17:02	01:05:27:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in like toss the camera okay no i wonder what’s in your stomach why would you why Why would you wonder that?
01:05:18:24	01:05:19:24	Steve [Nortle]	You filthy owl!
01:05:20:27	01:05:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	No one… I wonder what’s in your stomach, you cockroach?
01:05:27:09	01:05:28:11	Brin [Basil]	A hair ball!
01:05:29:22	01:05:33:24	Steve [Nortle]	you’re an owlin’. You swallow stuff. Never mind. Okay. Hey, here’s the camera back.
01:05:36:17	01:05:39:21	Brin [Basil]	You owe this man some quills.
01:05:40:24	01:05:42:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who, what, who?
01:05:41:13	01:05:43:21	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, you know what? It doesn’t really matter. I have another
01:05:43:07	01:05:46:18	Brin [Basil]	I think he owes this man some quils. I’ll hold them for you.
01:05:46:16	01:05:48:02	Steve [Nortle]	into my pants like a
01:05:47:23	01:05:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s probably true.
01:05:50:15	01:05:55:20	Steve [Nortle]	and I’ll pull out some Like, this is the Notochrome 400.
01:05:55:13	01:05:57:04	Chris [GM]	not a chrome 400
01:05:57:17	01:06:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	This gives you like – it’s magical so it gives you almost large format photos in your micro four -thirds, like, you know, shutterbug.
01:06:07:23	01:06:15:02	Chris [GM]	uh -huh okay so he gratefully accepts the film and sticks it in there
01:06:08:23	01:06:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just letting you know because we’ll take some amazing shots.
01:06:15:02	01:06:23:11	Chris [GM]	and he immediately pops it up at you and snaps a photo but he catches you sort of like mid that motion
01:06:24:23	01:06:31:22	Chris [GM]	See, what you may not realize is Papa Razzi loves candid shots because they’re the worst.
01:06:29:05	01:06:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
01:06:32:28	01:06:43:17	Steve [Nortle]	what he’ll notice is that there’s a magic within me that actually makes it impossible. It makes it possible.
01:06:37:21	01:06:38:08	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:06:39:25	01:06:42:20	Chris [GM]	Oh, magically corrects a photo? Is that what it is? Uh-uh.
01:06:42:07	01:06:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:06:44:03	01:06:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	No, and I’m not kidding you.
01:06:45:02	01:06:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No ugly photos.
01:06:45:11	01:06:49:06	Dave [Xeros]	Every picture turns into some GQ pose. He’s like this
01:06:48:07	01:06:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I need you as the DM look. You can look up my sheet.
01:06:52:13	01:06:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Smolder
01:06:54:04	01:07:01:12	Chris [GM]	I believe you. It’s part of the whole illusion that you’ve got going. I got it. I got him so you’re not even concerned about it.
01:06:57:07	01:06:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so it’s impossible for me to take that photo.
01:07:01:04	01:07:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	No, not at all.
01:07:01:20	01:07:06:20	Chris [GM]	He thinks he captured what he thought but when he exposes it, he’ll find out.
01:07:04:00	01:07:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll like, hey. Hey, I’m actually going to give you a bad shot and I’m going to let you figure out what actually happens.
01:07:09:25	01:07:25:16	Brin [Basil]	shut up
01:07:11:18	01:07:18:18	Chris [GM]	so paparazzi is loving this and as he’s loving it disguised ambiance is finally arriving
01:07:18:24	01:07:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	Wow
01:07:18:29	01:07:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
01:07:20:18	01:07:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	Slow I mean, I know we were speedy but
01:07:25:16	01:07:33:19	Brin [Basil]	no one cares how fast you were i i’m breaking
01:07:26:25	01:07:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay. No, no, we won. Okay, we’re just going to chalk that up. First race of the
01:07:33:19	01:07:38:05	Brin [Basil]	up with this band we’re not the empire
01:07:35:27	01:07:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	that!
01:07:38:05	01:07:59:23	Brin [Basil]	anymore he
01:07:39:11	01:07:39:25	Steve [Nortle]	We’re
01:07:40:10	01:07:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	empire.
01:07:40:21	01:07:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fall on Empire
01:07:41:10	01:07:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	Of the fallen empire?
01:07:45:27	01:07:56:22	Chris [GM]	Ambience disguise the Madonna runs up to paparazzis little idiot Yeah, and he wraps the dude’s hat so it’s like shoving it down over his face.
01:07:56:15	01:07:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, hey, hey! He’s taking pictures of me.
01:07:57:12	01:07:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	Ha ha!
01:08:03:17	01:08:08:20	Chris [GM]	And Paparazzi is quite confused. He looks up and he’s like, Madonna?
01:08:09:27	01:08:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	LaDonna, he’s taking pictures of Me, not you. Wink.
01:08:12:01	01:08:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	Why does LaDonna have all of her teeth?
01:08:17:13	01:08:18:04	Brin [Basil]	good question
01:08:20:07	01:08:40:02	Brin [Basil]	i don’t
01:08:21:09	01:08:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	Paparazzi’s like, what the…
01:08:23:25	01:08:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	Ashwagandha trip that she took
01:08:25:13	01:08:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	Ha ha ha!
01:08:30:28	01:08:37:05	Steve [Nortle]	You imagined that LaDona didn’t have teeth? Actually, you imagined that she was addicted to meth which actually isn’t true
01:08:40:02	01:08:53:04	Brin [Basil]	know i heard it was true come this way normal found some
01:08:44:02	01:08:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:08:44:26	01:08:48:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Compass, compass, follow me!
01:08:46:28	01:08:48:03	Steve [Nortle]	Come follow me.
01:08:48:02	01:08:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	You have to
01:08:49:25	01:08:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	pull out a celery stalk.
01:08:53:04	01:08:54:06	Brin [Basil]	romaine over here buddy
01:08:54:06	01:09:09:20	Brin [Basil]	come on uh yeah
01:08:54:12	01:08:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh boy!
01:08:56:17	01:09:04:28	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, thanks for all the photos. Remember, the name is Eros X-E-R-O-S.
01:08:57:26	01:08:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s yeah there’s some by the hot dog stand
01:09:05:28	01:09:15:27	Chris [GM]	yeah so he’s well he can’t write anything down his hat’s being so you got ambiance or LaDonna off him
01:09:14:13	01:09:15:15	Steve [Nortle]	Adana, come with me.
01:09:15:27	01:09:27:02	Chris [GM]	uh so yeah paparazzi is a little confused because uh well he’s like what was that all about we just
01:09:27:02	01:09:31:08	Chris [GM]	spoke this morning madonna what i thought we were how we were in on this together
01:09:32:17	01:09:40:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait a second i’m flying in you just stole this camera oh
01:09:36:14	01:09:37:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:09:37:02	01:09:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, you just stole his camera! You’re giving it all away!
01:09:40:14	01:09:48:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give it all away you spoke to ladana this morning i’m rolling intimidation
01:09:51:03	01:09:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll help you with this actually. Can I help action you?
01:09:51:14	01:09:58:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah you definitely should i got a 14 plus
01:09:57:08	01:09:57:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:09:59:17	01:10:05:13	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not adding anything. It’s a 17th so… Well, I’m using the help action.
01:10:02:03	01:10:08:14	Chris [GM]	oh you got it okay awesome does the help action just take your role
01:10:07:08	01:10:08:21	Brin [Basil]	yeah how does that work
01:10:08:21	01:10:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s basically You do it with advantage So he rolls and I roll And then you just take whatever the highest is So I’m use in the helpaction
01:10:15:20	01:10:19:26	Chris [GM]	Awesome, okay. Okay so what do you say to intimidate Papa Robson?
01:10:17:08	01:10:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet tell us what was your conversation about with adonna this morning
01:10:24:04	01:10:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like, I’m squinting. My big allies are…
01:10:25:23	01:10:28:14	Chris [GM]	After all that’s happening he’s a little flustered
01:10:26:09	01:10:30:13	Steve [Nortle]	That wasn’t convincing I’m going to have a bunch of flames
01:10:30:26	01:10:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	lot
01:10:34:26	01:10:35:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:10:35:06	01:10:36:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:10:36:07	01:10:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	Angry eyebrow Like, got it.
01:10:38:11	01:10:41:14	Chris [GM]	For an owlin That’s quite intimidating
01:10:39:23	01:10:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	of ground to cover.
01:10:43:22	01:10:45:04	Chris [GM]	Usually they’re very cute
01:10:47:17	01:10:48:07	Chris [GM]	he’s like
01:10:49:10	01:10:51:25	Chris [GM]	so you intimidate information out of him
01:10:53:26	01:10:58:17	Chris [GM]	he tells you well she gave me these and he pulls out an envelope
01:10:59:17	01:11:08:06	Chris [GM]	which kind of is padded it looks like they’re something inside the envelope in the shape of photos
01:11:03:02	01:11:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	Documents? Divorce papers.
01:11:09:15	01:11:15:16	Chris [GM]	you gave me these you said I had a you rip it right out of his hand okay
01:11:11:14	01:11:13:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Snatch. Snatch?
01:11:16:02	01:11:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, don’t snatch
01:11:17:07	01:11:19:06	Chris [GM]	Uh, when you open the envelope and look inside
01:11:19:01	01:11:22:06	Brin [Basil]	Be careful, you might…you never know what you might find in there.
01:11:22:08	01:11:24:22	Chris [GM]	A bunch of Photos of Andy Anse
01:11:24:25	01:11:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	and basil.
01:11:25:25	01:11:26:17	Chris [GM]	And uh
01:11:27:13	01:11:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	In the background, just like…
01:11:29:08	01:11:34:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh crap. I didn’t want to see that. What’s with the button thing? Honestly!
01:11:30:28	01:11:31:26	Brin [Basil]	My teeth?
01:11:31:20	01:11:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:11:33:18	01:11:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:11:35:05	01:11:36:00	Brin [Basil]	My ears?
01:11:37:13	01:11:39:15	Chris [GM]	Anyways, what do you plan to Do with those
01:11:41:25	01:11:43:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well I don’t know
01:11:43:27	01:11:46:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll solve this for you. The fire that’s around you just burns them up.
01:11:47:06	01:11:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	Swallow him.
01:11:49:22	01:11:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	these might come in handy during the diddy trial
01:11:50:00	01:11:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nope not swallowing those
01:11:53:04	01:11:53:18	Chris [GM]	Clearly
01:11:53:23	01:11:55:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:11:53:23	01:11:57:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if there is one of Basil I’m just going to keep it in case
01:11:57:17	01:11:58:23	Brin [Basil]	Wait WHAT?!
01:11:58:26	01:11:59:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:11:59:26	01:12:02:11	Chris [GM]	Biance in very unflattering.
01:12:06:06	01:12:07:09	Brin [Basil]	A hot dog?
01:12:07:11	01:12:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:12:07:11	01:12:08:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:12:08:12	01:12:08:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:12:09:18	01:12:10:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s always
01:12:10:12	01:12:10:27	Brin [Basil]	she got
01:12:11:24	01:12:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s all
01:12:13:13	01:12:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:12:13:20	01:12:14:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
01:12:14:24	01:12:23:04	Chris [GM]	The other one is like cheeks puffed out and just catch up on her face. Very unflattery photos anyways.
01:12:16:10	01:12:17:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:18:09	01:12:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	hey it’s flattering
01:12:24:08	01:12:29:11	Chris [GM]	Anne Biance speaks to paparazzi. Well I want them back you know trying to be LaDonna.
01:12:32:02	01:12:34:19	Chris [GM]	and holds her hand out to you, Falclaw.
01:12:36:07	01:12:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	ladana wants oh so
01:12:38:16	01:12:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	Quote and quote, LaDonna.
01:12:39:26	01:12:48:02	Chris [GM]	Paparazzi thinks that he and LaDonna struck a deal well they did strike until that morning remember how LaDona’s going around sabotaging everything right? Yeah yeah yeah
01:12:40:09	01:12:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right.
01:12:42:06	01:12:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, she’s sabotaging
01:12:44:02	01:12:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	strike of the old
01:12:46:09	01:12:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	yeah okay yeah give them back to la donna do it i picked the right person excellent all right
01:12:48:12	01:12:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m giving them to him
01:12:50:16	01:12:51:19	Brin [Basil]	she changed her mind
01:12:54:04	01:12:56:19	Chris [GM]	yeah you really did actually I was like oh this is perfect
01:12:57:23	01:13:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do I need to roll? Is this illusion of Ladonna Am I attracted to this
01:13:03:08	01:13:04:16	Chris [GM]	do you think it’s LaDonda
01:13:06:22	01:13:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:13:06:22	01:13:07:23	Chris [GM]	of course you are
01:13:06:23	01:13:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	are you’re in love with a poster you actually didn’t really
01:13:07:07	01:13:09:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m attracted but am I
01:13:11:04	01:13:17:27	Chris [GM]	let’s put it this way it was very easy for you to immediately hand the photos over to her because without hesitation, you’re like
01:13:15:00	01:13:16:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay Alright
01:13:18:04	01:13:44:02	Brin [Basil]	yeah accidentally called their babe damn
01:13:21:03	01:13:21:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:13:22:17	01:13:27:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to hold her hand again when she grabs the envelope like our hands are good
01:13:27:17	01:13:28:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:13:31:08	01:13:38:06	Chris [GM]	Thank you You guys have done me a wonderful service How may I repay you?
01:13:35:24	01:13:41:06	Steve [Nortle]	jay okay can we take this in another tent real quick
01:13:41:14	01:13:42:23	Chris [GM]	In another tent
01:13:42:20	01:13:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, can we have this conversation away from maybe the gnome?
01:13:47:17	01:13:48:27	Brin [Basil]	right yes
01:13:48:23	01:13:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	I think we had like a really good charade going on. I just don’t want him angry at me.
01:13:48:28	01:13:56:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey get out of here
01:13:51:28	01:14:00:17	Chris [GM]	Just tell the gnome to scram You’ve already intimidated him, right? At this point he’s gathering his themes and then he just starts to snap the photos of you guys in front of me.
01:13:55:02	01:13:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hey!
01:14:00:00	01:14:09:20	Steve [Nortle]	By the way, Gnome, that role of film never decays. It will go on forever and if it’s ever exposed to sunlight
01:14:10:12	01:14:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	The pictures won’t be damaged.
01:14:13:16	01:14:21:09	Chris [GM]	He just gave the most hated enemy of all rock stars and actors and movie stars etc as the most powerful tool
01:14:16:06	01:14:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	Make sure you take a lot of pictures of us on stage tonight
01:14:24:11	01:14:28:17	Chris [GM]	You better hope that the loop resets for you guys, huh?
01:14:25:09	01:14:36:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was leaked
01:14:30:11	01:14:35:01	Steve [Nortle]	He’ll show up like 20 sessions later taking pictures of something.
01:14:33:08	01:14:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:14:33:08	01:14:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:14:33:18	01:14:34:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:14:33:18	01:14:34:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:14:33:19	01:14:34:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:14:36:05	01:14:38:12	Chris [GM]	Remember this man Paparazzi.
01:14:37:03	01:14:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:14:37:03	01:14:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:14:39:16	01:14:42:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, what did you want to tell? He’s gone now. What did you want to
01:14:44:06	01:14:47:25	Chris [GM]	tell Anne DeAnse that didn’t want to come in front of paparazzi?
01:14:44:26	01:14:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	Look – oh, I was just going to pull – I was going to take the film. Hey, I gave him a new set of films but we got the old ones as well. So no film. There’s the photos.
01:14:55:22	01:14:57:11	Brin [Basil]	We covered all bases.
01:14:58:13	01:14:59:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stacking these good deeds
01:15:01:08	01:15:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m learning how to play the game.
01:15:01:14	01:15:02:06	Chris [GM]	you guys like
01:15:03:28	01:15:04:27	Chris [GM]	what would you guys say
01:15:06:00	01:15:07:23	Chris [GM]	backstage patches to my next show?
01:15:08:04	01:15:08:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, please?
01:15:09:06	01:15:10:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’m okay with that.
01:15:11:01	01:15:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	Where are you going to be playing it?
01:15:14:21	01:15:15:04	Chris [GM]	In
01:15:15:09	01:15:16:11	Brin [Basil]	I guess…
01:15:16:03	01:15:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	In Idiotis proper?
01:15:17:06	01:15:27:19	Chris [GM]	yep Idiot at the big show there it’ll be in the next month we’re getting ready for the show I’m only here doing publicity, tour interviews and stuff. I’m not performing here
01:15:29:06	01:15:34:18	Steve [Nortle]	Are you going to play in the really big Disciple Stadium there?
01:15:30:02	01:15:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very few people get to the privilege of playing
01:15:34:06	01:15:36:25	Chris [GM]	Absolutely The Disciples Stadium
01:15:34:28	01:15:42:14	Steve [Nortle]	Man, that’s like the megachurch of
01:15:41:14	01:15:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I hear, I heard that the pulpit there is made from a tree it was touched by the hand of god
01:15:43:24	01:15:58:06	Brin [Basil]	I was not
01:15:47:12	01:15:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a special wood.
01:15:51:25	01:15:52:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:15:51:27	01:15:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:15:53:17	01:15:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	Edeas reached his hand straight out of the heavens and struck it.
01:15:55:28	01:15:58:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in the form of a lightning bolt
01:15:58:06	01:16:22:09	Brin [Basil]	expecting
01:15:58:06	01:15:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:15:59:16	01:16:03:25	Chris [GM]	guys think I’m performing there? Of course Only the finest for ambiance
01:16:01:12	01:16:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	Of course. All right.
01:16:02:13	01:16:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	Is this the mega knackle that I’ve heard so much about?
01:16:04:22	01:16:08:18	Steve [Nortle]	The Megan Echo. That’s exactly… Thank you. Make a note of that.
01:16:05:19	01:16:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright, alright it’s a thing
01:16:07:03	01:16:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:16:09:28	01:16:12:06	Chris [GM]	I’ll have my agent get in touch with you guys
01:16:10:17	01:16:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have
01:16:13:10	01:16:20:23	Chris [GM]	His name is Kustin Agent.
01:16:18:26	01:16:19:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:16:22:09	01:16:22:19	Brin [Basil]	it.
01:16:23:16	01:16:25:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m Asian the agent!
01:16:25:08	01:16:25:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:16:29:15	01:16:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s spelled like A-T-I-A-N, So it’s like Asian
01:16:31:18	01:16:35:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah exactly. A-sian? Like Athens.
01:16:37:21	01:16:40:18	Chris [GM]	Sure, whatever.
01:16:37:23	01:16:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one
01:16:39:04	01:16:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	Sure!
01:16:40:27	01:16:42:10	Steve [Nortle]	Be quick on the draw my friend.
01:16:41:28	01:16:44:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’m not going to remember that.
01:16:44:14	01:16:45:15	Steve [Nortle]	I will.
01:16:46:02	01:16:47:01	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:16:47:14	01:16:56:14	Chris [GM]	But just put into your inventory that you have potential backstage passes
01:16:53:06	01:16:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	Asian the Agent
01:16:54:29	01:17:12:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was
01:16:56:14	01:17:03:20	Chris [GM]	to the ambiance, if she doesn’t forget.
01:16:59:19	01:17:04:21	Steve [Nortle]	Meganapple Meganapple Meganackal That’s it Meganacko
01:17:01:07	01:17:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	Megan Ackle
01:17:05:02	01:17:06:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, at the mega knackle.
01:17:08:16	01:17:11:16	Chris [GM]	Awesome guys, that was a good deed, 100%.
01:17:12:28	01:17:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like five
01:17:14:22	01:17:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s 3.0 right there and knocking them back
01:17:17:23	01:17:23:22	Chris [GM]	So like 10 p.m., yes, A.M.?
01:17:18:02	01:17:19:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	exactly yep
01:17:20:17	01:17:21:19	Dave [Xeros]	AM?
01:17:35:17	01:17:37:13	Steve [Nortle]	but right here let’s eat some hot dogs
01:17:39:21	01:17:41:26	Chris [GM]	Will you do me a favor?
01:17:40:24	01:17:43:18	Brin [Basil]	Ew. I’m going to get a crepe. Bye, losers!
01:17:43:28	01:17:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah there’s crepes so yeah follow me no
01:17:45:22	01:17:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	Banana crepe
01:17:46:13	01:17:50:27	Chris [GM]	Nortle, roll me a perception check.
01:17:46:26	01:17:48:14	Brin [Basil]	Way to follow me!
01:17:50:28	01:17:51:13	Brin [Basil]	No!
01:17:52:25	01:17:54:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m faster than all of you!
01:17:54:19	01:17:59:06	Chris [GM]	Actually not just Nortl I want Eros and Nortles to both roll a perception check.
01:17:58:29	01:17:59:18	Steve [Nortle]	Perception?
01:18:01:03	01:18:05:22	Chris [GM]	Nice. Awesome. Okay
01:18:03:13	01:18:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	18
01:18:07:03	01:18:12:29	Chris [GM]	in two different directions you guys out of the corner of your eyes think well actually no
01:18:14:07	01:18:25:28	Chris [GM]	Nortel you’re looking at the table that Paparazzi was sitting at, taking photos and intricately kind of carved into
01:18:25:28	01:18:35:19	Chris [GM]	the table. You start to see sort of this figure darkest looking figure with antlers And you sort of rub your eyes as you look at it again
01:18:36:06	01:18:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	I karate chop it
01:18:37:18	01:18:42:11	Chris [GM]	So you end up just karate chop this table and it splits right in half
01:18:43:21	01:18:44:13	Chris [GM]	Falcone Basil
01:18:44:06	01:18:46:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, mortal, not again, man!
01:18:46:16	01:18:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yes again It deserved it It was an ant
01:18:46:19	01:18:48:26	Chris [GM]	Arrows, you see out of the corner
01:18:52:12	01:19:03:27	Chris [GM]	You see out of the coin of your eye. You see the same sort of large looming ethereal looking antler figure and you look up but then also now to this corner that you see it there and you look over there
01:19:03:27	01:19:05:17	Chris [GM]	but when you look there’s nothing there
01:19:05:05	01:19:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	Tyler!
01:19:07:04	01:19:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	Is Mr. Durden here?
01:19:13:00	01:19:14:24	Chris [GM]	awesome anyways
01:19:13:17	01:19:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay,
01:19:15:29	01:19:18:08	Brin [Basil]	Did you guys go to the herbalist without me?
01:19:19:15	01:19:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	I have an herbalist in my pants 24-7.
01:19:24:22	01:19:25:23	Steve [Nortle]	I can take you there.
01:19:25:13	01:19:28:11	Brin [Basil]	To the crepes! Let’s go!
01:19:29:11	01:19:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Take my hand
01:19:30:21	01:19:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	Take mine. Come with me
01:19:31:20	01:19:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:19:34:04	01:19:37:24	Brin [Basil]	No, I don’t want a golden handy
01:19:36:08	01:19:41:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there a chocolate river in your pants too
01:19:41:18	01:19:42:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:19:42:07	01:19:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:19:43:00	01:19:44:19	Steve [Nortle]	it’s actually called the chocolate river
01:19:46:00	01:19:47:19	Steve [Nortle]	it’s in my back pocket though
01:19:48:16	01:20:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh I’m
01:19:51:28	01:19:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Everybody’s hungry for hot dogs. Let’s go!
01:19:55:14	01:20:03:19	Chris [GM]	you find yourselves standing in front of a crowd that’s gathered around a hot dog shack.
01:19:58:17	01:19:59:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:10:18	01:20:13:18	Steve [Nortle]	just gonna be adding to that chocolate river right now let’s do this
01:20:18:00	01:20:38:06	Brin [Basil]	I just get on all fours and i bounce away he has
01:20:20:28	01:20:26:25	Chris [GM]	get closer, you hear the crowd chanting Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:20:27:14	01:20:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	Go ninja, go ninja
01:20:29:04	01:20:29:15	Steve [Nortle]	go
01:20:31:04	01:20:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle jumps in there and starts doing like pinwheels
01:20:32:19	01:20:33:04	Chris [GM]	get down.
01:20:33:20	01:20:36:24	Dave [Xeros]	I do the splits Which really shocks people
01:20:33:27	01:20:34:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:36:15	01:20:37:10	Steve [Nortle]	oh man
01:20:38:06	01:20:39:03	Brin [Basil]	to lift up his shell
01:20:39:03	01:21:11:18	Brin [Basil]	just a little bit to make it happen yeah wasn’t
01:20:40:19	01:20:41:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:42:07	01:20:51:07	Chris [GM]	In In the middle of the commotion, you see a line of three guys just chugging down as many hot dogs as they possibly can. And there in the middle is your favorite
01:20:51:07	01:20:59:10	Chris [GM]	It looks like they’re just about to finish up the current competition that’s running
01:20:53:17	01:20:53:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
01:20:59:09	01:21:02:06	Steve [Nortle]	okay so we all remember that it’s in his stomach alright
01:21:02:09	01:21:05:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, we don’t know he may not have eaten it yet could be in the pile of hot dogs
01:21:05:01	01:21:07:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah, why don’t someone roll an investigation for me
01:21:07:21	01:21:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll investigate. Oh, hold up. I’ve got to see if my investigation is good guys.
01:21:11:18	01:21:13:17	Brin [Basil]	it inside one of the hot dogs
01:21:14:01	01:21:20:18	Steve [Nortle]	Well he threw it up which means it was probably in the hot dog pile so we ate it at some point anyone have a good investigation?
01:21:14:13	01:21:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Zero
01:21:17:15	01:21:28:06	Brin [Basil]	oh yeah mine’s terrible too it’s only plus two what i feel like
01:21:27:27	01:21:28:25	Steve [Nortle]	We need to get you
01:21:29:28	01:21:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we do.
01:21:30:05	01:21:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t need to investigate things.
01:21:32:18	01:21:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	Hey let’s just help action and help me out on this guys
01:21:33:11	01:21:35:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You bought all the spell scrolls for me.
01:21:35:01	01:21:44:22	Brin [Basil]	yeah yeah you got boom are you
01:21:37:14	01:21:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wow I got an 18
01:21:42:28	01:21:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	Natural point.
01:21:43:02	01:21:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20 Yeah.
01:21:44:22	01:21:47:28	Brin [Basil]	kidding so we’re gonna take this health action
01:21:46:21	01:21:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:21:47:28	01:22:12:19	Brin [Basil]	that just took place okay
01:21:48:27	01:21:59:19	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you immediately not only do you with your high investigation but your passive perception is also a 15 so you immediately zero in on
01:21:59:19	01:22:02:11	Chris [GM]	oh is it you that saw?
01:21:59:28	01:22:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	Eros.
01:22:02:13	01:22:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	No, you said zero. I said eros.
01:22:04:26	01:22:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Force of habit right there.
01:22:07:21	01:22:09:17	Chris [GM]	You eros in
01:22:07:22	01:22:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just…
01:22:08:16	01:22:11:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the same thing, I didn’t hear… I don’t hear a difference.
01:22:09:18	01:22:10:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:22:11:27	01:22:19:25	Chris [GM]	the pile of hot dogs that is quickly dissipating quickly disappearing uh is that the right word dissipating
01:22:12:19	01:22:27:18	Brin [Basil]	man
01:22:20:08	01:22:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	Dissipating works, but, I mean, disappearing is probably better yet.
01:22:23:26	01:22:24:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Diminishing?
01:22:24:16	01:22:24:29	Steve [Nortle]	Diminishing?
01:22:26:25	01:22:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	Devoured?
01:22:27:18	01:22:28:23	Brin [Basil]	of the cloth has got us
01:22:28:28	01:22:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
01:22:30:28	01:22:41:11	Chris [GM]	right next to joey chestnuts in the middle of that hot dog pile there is clearly a different looking object it’s a TBD scroll and joey
01:22:41:11	01:22:45:15	Chris [GM]	chestnuts is close to devouring
01:22:44:08	01:22:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so yeah. So sleight of hand, sleigh of hand. I’m going to ninja grab it.
01:22:44:26	01:22:46:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who’s the fastest one here?
01:22:48:12	01:22:50:04	Chris [GM]	timeout, timeout. The foundry thing quit.
01:22:51:13	01:23:02:23	Brin [Basil]	mine’s plus three um but i’m like i can i can jump no i’m eating a crepe right now i’m not even with you guys
01:22:52:21	01:22:54:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoever the fastest person is should go over there.
01:22:54:10	01:22:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	Mine is plus four.
01:22:55:11	01:22:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	For slight plus five?
01:22:57:19	01:22:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	so let’s all slight our hands
01:23:02:11	01:23:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are we all rolling sleight of hand?
01:23:02:15	01:23:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. She’s as mad because we won.
01:23:07:01	01:23:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, 16.
01:23:07:25	01:23:08:12	Dave [Xeros]	18
01:23:09:17	01:23:12:07	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay so
01:23:13:09	01:23:20:10	Steve [Nortle]	If it closed, you’re going to have to hit number two and then just click on that. It’ll come down, hit tabletop follow, and then just hit enter.
01:23:14:26	01:23:15:26	Chris [GM]	number two right?
01:23:23:20	01:23:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s because the…it went to sleep, right?
01:23:26:22	01:23:27:19	Chris [GM]	You know I don’t know.
01:23:30:19	01:23:32:20	Steve [Nortle]	Tabletop follow. There you go. Enter.
01:23:35:26	01:23:36:05	Chris [GM]	Thank you.
01:23:37:11	01:23:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	We’re waiting
01:23:38:21	01:23:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh no I
01:23:41:02	01:23:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	literally says we’re waiting on nodAL.
01:23:42:16	01:23:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah actually it does say that for all the folks at home
01:23:48:10	01:23:49:11	Brin [Basil]	starts oh wait you don’t
01:23:50:22	01:23:56:27	Brin [Basil]	really you can handle that
01:23:53:08	01:24:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	could eat some relish i might create a chocolate river
01:23:56:27	01:24:08:17	Brin [Basil]	vinegar apparently his pants
01:23:57:05	01:23:58:02	Chris [GM]	this
01:24:01:14	01:24:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	i hear
01:24:01:15	01:24:03:17	Chris [GM]	devotion battle of lands
01:24:02:22	01:24:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	Ew! Where’d that come from? That’s gross.
01:24:06:28	01:24:13:02	Steve [Nortle]	He could… I mean, if it passes through you does it become like kimchi? Is it fomented?
01:24:14:24	01:24:15:05	Chris [GM]	hear the
01:24:16:29	01:24:18:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, music.
01:24:17:14	01:24:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	a little music
01:24:17:24	01:24:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	I hear music. Crowds gone.
01:24:23:12	01:24:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just click over to the
01:24:25:29	01:24:35:24	Chris [GM]	see well usually
01:24:38:00	01:24:40:22	Steve [Nortle]	it’ll automatically. So the main menu and then you can click back.
01:24:42:19	01:24:43:10	Steve [Nortle]	There it goes.
01:24:43:09	01:24:49:08	Chris [GM]	nope
01:24:51:01	01:24:51:21	Chris [GM]	Oh, stop it.
01:24:55:12	01:24:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	No, he is.
01:25:06:23	01:25:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	snag another drink
01:25:07:07	01:25:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah! Go for it.
01:25:09:25	01:25:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	Woo!
01:25:10:06	01:25:12:29	Chris [GM]	As long as you remember what we’re doing because I’ve kind of forgotten.
01:25:13:12	01:25:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	lets now go to the law
01:25:17:29	01:25:24:26	Chris [GM]	Do you guys see the version of that with Pocker King from Forest? It’s really going to probably have been asked like a pet peeve itself.
01:25:26:00	01:25:30:27	Chris [GM]	Yes, I did say that. You can’t beat my meat for tasty treat!
01:25:32:21	01:25:34:04	Chris [GM]	That was from the same thing.
01:25:38:25	01:25:39:28	Chris [GM]	There we go. You got it.
01:25:41:02	01:25:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	high -chews are the best high -choos.
01:25:42:15	01:25:46:23	Chris [GM]	Ooh, I want to try one of those. Oh, Hachu. I thought there was the mic in it. No thanks.
01:25:43:08	01:25:44:10	Brin [Basil]	they’re so good
01:25:46:07	01:25:47:03	Brin [Basil]	here we go
01:25:48:11	01:25:49:04	Chris [GM]	You got like a…
01:25:50:18	01:25:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re better if you roll them down the tower though.
01:25:50:23	01:25:51:27	Brin [Basil]	No, they really are.
01:25:55:23	01:25:57:21	Brin [Basil]	They change color as they go down the stairs.
01:25:59:04	01:26:01:02	Chris [GM]	Which color is the banana run?
01:26:02:02	01:26:04:02	Brin [Basil]	Banana! What the hell is wrong with you?
01:26:03:03	01:26:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, who goes for banana?
01:26:03:22	01:26:05:01	Chris [GM]	I like banana runs.
01:26:05:29	01:26:08:28	Brin [Basil]	You’re one of those. That’s like my mom too.
01:26:08:29	01:26:12:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is why you had no friends growing up. You ate the banana runts.
01:26:14:18	01:26:15:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, I’ll try those. Thank you.
01:26:17:28	01:26:19:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah these ones are my favorite.
01:26:21:04	01:26:25:10	Chris [GM]	What was Steve about to do? He rolled for the… Okay, don’t remember now.
01:26:25:26	01:26:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sleight of hand, right?
01:26:29:07	01:26:30:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s special about these?
01:26:31:20	01:26:32:12	Brin [Basil]	They’re delicious.
01:26:32:05	01:26:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ten flavors. Mega mix!
01:26:33:29	01:26:35:27	Brin [Basil]	Yeah it just has all the good ones.
01:26:36:19	01:26:38:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is this our product placement for
01:26:38:21	01:26:44:05	Brin [Basil]	Yes Make sure to pick up a box that on your way out tonight guy
01:26:47:02	01:26:48:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know if that voice was the right
01:26:49:22	01:26:57:13	Brin [Basil]	I was trying to sound like Mike, you know? Yeah.
01:26:57:13	01:27:39:00	Brin [Basil]	So
01:26:58:02	01:27:00:13	Chris [GM]	You guys are making good time. I’m really happy with you.
01:27:05:24	01:27:07:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we haven’t even killed anybody.
01:27:07:12	01:27:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	Nope.
01:27:08:29	01:27:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	Well, those guys that are running to the…
01:27:09:02	01:27:12:03	Chris [GM]	Almost! You almost killed someone.
01:27:10:16	01:27:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Except for
01:27:13:26	01:27:16:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. See, almost killing someone isn’t killing them though.
01:27:17:20	01:27:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thou shalt not almost kill
01:27:19:02	01:27:20:23	Steve [Nortle]	That’s like… It’s like I
01:27:23:11	01:27:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	I I Almost committed adultery But I didn’t
01:27:29:22	01:27:37:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I almost thought that it didn’t formulate
01:27:31:15	01:27:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yet I was getting there But it didn’t 100% Like Form. In my brain.
01:27:38:11	01:27:38:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:27:39:00	01:27:40:10	Brin [Basil]	we’re gonna stop right there
01:27:41:29	01:27:42:26	Chris [GM]	Let’s come back.
01:27:45:02	01:27:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	I snag it alright so I’m watching and part of me is a little distracted because
01:27:46:07	01:27:48:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah. So tell me exactly what it was you just did?
01:27:53:11	01:27:54:21	Chris [GM]	It’s Joey Chestnuts, man.
01:27:54:02	01:27:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s your chestnuts and there’s
01:27:57:08	01:28:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	a distinct if disturbing glory to just watch the mouth in the way that it seems to continually open uh huh yep
01:28:05:02	01:28:07:12	Chris [GM]	They dunk it into that cup of water.
01:28:08:08	01:28:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah and like with each swallow his both of his chins just kind of go so i mean it’s a little it’s
01:28:10:01	01:28:11:25	Brin [Basil]	I can’t even watch it.
01:28:17:09	01:28:29:06	Dave [Xeros]	a little distracting but when he reaches to grab and he takes one dog right off and that exposes the cell i see that scroll and i just go
01:28:25:15	01:28:26:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, 100%.
01:28:31:11	01:28:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	if the camera had been here it would have been just like a nice green blur except for yeah you would have in the background and you
01:28:36:06	01:28:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like Dash on The Incredibles.
01:28:40:10	01:28:43:20	Brin [Basil]	The teacher?
01:28:41:02	01:28:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	would have been like just posing you were actually so
01:28:41:17	01:28:42:22	Chris [GM]	Do me a favor.
01:28:44:17	01:28:52:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, although it would actually be a really bad candid. But hey, anytime someone takes a picture of you,
01:28:46:11	01:28:46:24	Steve [Nortle]	Magnum!
01:28:46:21	01:28:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:28:47:11	01:28:47:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:28:48:26	01:28:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	uh so i managed to snatch that
01:28:52:05	01:28:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s perfect.
01:28:56:17	01:29:03:07	Dave [Xeros]	a stealth check uh 12.
01:28:57:26	01:29:01:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I will. You definitely grabbed it, but I just want to see if anybody noticed.
01:29:03:07	01:29:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	I like
01:29:03:17	01:29:14:27	Chris [GM]	Okay? Yeah, I would definitely say that as fast as you are, Joey Chestnut is faster when it comes to eating hot dogs and he accidentally grabs your hand and it just begins to start pulling towards his mouth.
01:29:16:14	01:29:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	this more than I should say joey
01:29:18:03	01:29:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to grab
01:29:18:21	01:29:22:25	Steve [Nortle]	You like it when some… I’m not going to say anything about second fingers. Never mind.
01:29:24:27	01:29:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his legs.
01:29:25:11	01:29:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	Edit.
01:29:26:11	01:29:28:07	Brin [Basil]	Don’t eat that green hot dog!
01:29:32:02	01:29:34:13	Chris [GM]	so Joey immediately realizes
01:29:34:02	01:29:35:09	Brin [Basil]	It tastes horrible.
01:29:36:26	01:29:38:23	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not here. You’re eating crates!
01:29:38:14	01:29:39:28	Brin [Basil]	That’s right, I’m gone.
01:29:41:08	01:29:43:12	Chris [GM]	dunking your hand into the water and then bringing it
01:29:41:18	01:29:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:29:42:16	01:29:52:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s considering it.
01:29:42:17	01:29:43:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:45:29	01:29:48:07	Chris [GM]	He immediately pulls back and looks up
01:29:50:00	01:29:53:18	Brin [Basil]	And Nordal just goes like this.
01:29:51:01	01:29:51:14	Chris [GM]	the hand
01:29:53:13	01:29:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:29:53:13	01:29:54:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:54:12	01:29:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:56:10	01:29:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m starving.
01:29:57:08	01:29:58:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:58:00	01:29:58:20	Chris [GM]	Nortle’s like
01:30:02:11	01:30:07:15	Chris [GM]	and pauses enough to stop look up at you and wonder
01:30:07:24	01:30:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	The strange thing is, this isn’t the first time this has happened.
01:30:12:02	01:30:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	true. I’m going to, can I pull out my violin and start playing?
01:30:15:15	01:30:16:13	Chris [GM]	what’s your doing?
01:30:21:00	01:30:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	Just, uh, yeah.
01:30:23:15	01:30:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	Like sexy sax man. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yep. He’s like, I fell in love with your fingers
01:30:23:22	01:30:34:13	Chris [GM]	as if it’s love between love in first sight he immediately says I’m sorry but my first love is hot dogs
01:30:30:00	01:30:38:15	Dave [Xeros]	I can tell.
01:30:36:15	01:30:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	but you haven’t looked at his feet yet.
01:30:42:10	01:30:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	I can take some pictures for ya!
01:30:43:21	01:30:45:07	Brin [Basil]	No, they’re even worse.
01:30:45:29	01:30:50:19	Chris [GM]	and uh with that he immediately just throws her hand out of the way grabs the next hot dog
01:30:50:19	01:31:00:04	Chris [GM]	dunks it and just starts start scarfing it yeah
01:30:54:22	01:30:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, can we get out of here before I throw up?
01:30:57:02	01:30:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	You and me both.
01:30:58:02	01:30:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	We got the scroll right?
01:31:00:12	01:31:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s somewhat soggy from the water. I promise it’s from the water.
01:31:02:26	01:31:03:13	Chris [GM]	that’s true
01:31:05:22	01:31:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	trying to find out a way to help Joey Chestnuts real quick. Anyone? Anyone got anything while we’re on our way out? Another good
01:31:14:22	01:31:15:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do a good deed here last time?
01:31:15:13	01:31:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	He’s in competition with someone, right Chris?
01:31:16:08	01:31:26:02	Brin [Basil]	What if you what if you distort the value of the hot dogs to make him win okay but it’s so who cares
01:31:21:02	01:31:22:18	Steve [Nortle]	can I do that? Well, that’d be cheating.
01:31:24:08	01:31:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	What if I just distort the value so they don’t have to make more hot dogs? They just keep perpetuating themselves.
01:31:31:07	01:31:32:05	Brin [Basil]	You’re gonna have to ask
01:31:32:17	01:31:35:11	Steve [Nortle]	Alright. Hey, DM.
01:31:36:22	01:31:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just wondering as I’m walking out, I know that Joey Chestnut has spent a lot of money on uh hot dogs because he eats so many of them i want to distort value on the pile of hot dogs
01:31:48:03	01:31:51:16	Chris [GM]	where the secret is He already distorted value on those babies.
01:31:48:24	01:31:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	so it just okay i’m like so we’ve now like doubled quadrupled oh yeah you totally can
01:31:54:13	01:32:00:06	Chris [GM]	Can you double up on a spell like that? I don’t think you can. All right, sure. Let’s see it.
01:31:57:04	01:32:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	you can why not so i’m gonna i’m going to help him out and uh and give him more hot dogs to eat so he can wrap that next time around.
01:32:06:09	01:32:07:03	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, yeah,
01:32:09:21	01:32:10:14	Brin [Basil]	he like better
01:32:11:03	01:32:16:17	Steve [Nortle]	Actually, actually, what should I do? Should I enlarge the hot dogs or reduce them?
01:32:17:24	01:32:19:12	Chris [GM]	I would say
01:32:22:13	01:32:26:15	Chris [GM]	enlarging him he choked pretty easily on everyone so reducing
01:32:24:18	01:32:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, and reduce to like… I’m making one of those small cocktail weenies.
01:32:29:28	01:32:31:07	Chris [GM]	The cocktail weenies?
01:32:31:07	01:32:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh the little smokies. Yeah, okay
01:32:33:13	01:32:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, little smokies. All right, yeah. I’m going to cast Enlarge Reduce and make them little smoky’s so we can eat just handfuls of them and win. Or just, you know enjoy it
01:32:42:29	01:32:48:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh, yeah
01:32:44:02	01:32:55:27	Chris [GM]	Do you guys remember watching the animated Book of Mormon videos growing up? There’s that one line where one of his brothers is running and he’s like, I think I’m getting stronger! Do you remember that?
01:32:48:02	01:32:48:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yes
01:32:55:22	01:32:56:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
01:32:57:11	01:33:05:26	Chris [GM]	Joey Chesna, he’s like, oh, I don’t know. He just starts hand-pulling these hot dogs. He’s quite excited.
01:33:02:07	01:33:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	To make it a good deed.
01:33:05:08	01:33:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	that beef Beefcake
01:33:07:14	01:33:16:16	Chris [GM]	So what was your purpose of doing this i’m just curious make it a good deal well you guys yeah
01:33:10:05	01:33:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	Just
01:33:10:08	01:33:11:02	Brin [Basil]	Good deed
01:33:12:20	01:33:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	good deeding him I was either going to give him more meat or
01:33:20:12	01:33:25:16	Chris [GM]	because you did stop him from choking so that’s we’ll say that that’s definitely a good deed
01:33:20:13	01:33:23:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah
01:33:28:18	01:33:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
01:33:30:14	01:33:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think there’s also another food truck here we need to stop by, potentially for another…
01:33:34:05	01:33:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, that’s right. We need to help him in his rush
01:33:37:18	01:33:40:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No? I don’t know if there’s a school…
01:33:38:22	01:33:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	Is it now like 11 o’clock, Chris?
01:33:41:11	01:33:51:10	Chris [GM]	thank you guys it is now when you started the uh no the hot dog eating competition it was 11 but it is now new.
01:33:45:26	01:33:46:08	Steve [Nortle]	Speedrun
01:33:52:05	01:33:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. It’s lunchtime
01:33:53:08	01:33:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m hungry.
01:33:55:11	01:34:02:14	Chris [GM]	Now, I don’t recall… I don’ think you guys got a scroll from the food trucks.
01:33:55:12	01:34:04:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’ t think we did.
01:34:03:04	01:34:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	You said that we found one beneath a counter?
01:34:07:16	01:34:08:00	Chris [GM]	Yep.
01:34:10:12	01:34:16:12	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t remember.
01:34:10:25	01:34:12:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Was that in the merch booth or something?
01:34:14:16	01:34:23:24	Steve [Nortle]	maybe we need to get vanilla and uh we need to get them together really bad i mean it’s the one good
01:34:18:29	01:34:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we do.
01:34:23:24	01:34:26:28	Steve [Nortle]	thing we’ve done every time we got him married the first time
01:34:27:23	01:34:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh! Was it under…? Who’s your celebrity crush, Purple Haze? Oh, Jimmy.
01:34:34:22	01:34:36:18	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, Jimmy Eccentrics.
01:34:36:26	01:34:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was it in his is that where you can scroll
01:34:40:11	01:34:47:17	Brin [Basil]	was a scroll, just a good deed. I’ll gladly crawl in his tent again
01:34:43:09	01:34:43:17	Steve [Nortle]	eat
01:34:44:17	01:34:45:17	Chris [GM]	By the way,
01:34:47:10	01:34:58:22	Chris [GM]	you may not have noticed that as you guys were speeding your way to the hot dog eating contest shack behind you
01:34:48:09	01:34:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	crawl but as
01:34:58:22	01:35:10:02	Chris [GM]	None of you heard it. None of your were aware, but you did hear a man falling and go slap flat onto a dirt floor at 11 o’clock every day that happens.
01:35:09:19	01:35:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the same time mm-hmm i know what you’re talking about he’s but he landed in the festival or did
01:35:10:16	01:35:11:06	Chris [GM]	Do you remember that?
01:35:15:25	01:35:21:18	Chris [GM]	It was in front of the Choldreth Mud Wrestling Arena.
01:35:15:26	01:35:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	it Brandon from
01:35:22:28	01:35:30:00	Dave [Xeros]	– yeah, Brandon was the guard’s name.
01:35:23:11	01:35:26:00	Chris [GM]	No, it was – what’s his name?
01:35:25:29	01:35:27:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give the veil stones to
01:35:29:14	01:35:30:11	Chris [GM]	No, no, no.
01:35:30:23	01:35:40:26	Brin [Basil]	wait i’m eating crepes can I jump over there and catch them? In my arms oh Oh, my bad.
01:35:32:20	01:35:33:01	Chris [GM]	Remember that?
01:35:36:05	01:35:37:21	Chris [GM]	No, this was at 11 o’clock.
01:35:40:26	01:35:46:27	Steve [Nortle]	rest in peace nick um hey can you like speed run over to the MIA real quick and just smash it?
01:35:42:10	01:35:43:24	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I did not know that happened.
01:35:47:00	01:35:47:17	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely.
01:35:48:15	01:35:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	And then, this is the question though. If LaDonna’s doing all these bad deeds Is she still around doing bad deeds now?
01:35:49:03	01:35:50:01	Brin [Basil]	Boing, boing, boom!
01:35:54:22	01:35:57:13	Chris [GM]	I’m really glad you reminded me of that. Thank you.
01:36:00:19	01:36:08:12	Chris [GM]	You guys are right now standing in front of the hot dog eating contest shack debating on what your next steps are going to be. And
01:36:09:27	01:36:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a master at that by the way
01:36:15:01	01:36:18:16	Chris [GM]	excuse me one sec where is it?
01:36:21:02	01:36:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	Go! Like debate me right now
01:36:23:23	01:36:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We were all just shaking our heads.
01:36:28:03	01:36:28:15	Steve [Nortle]	Alright
01:36:31:13	01:36:31:29	Brin [Basil]	Never mind.
01:36:33:14	01:36:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	11.1 gigawatts
01:36:36:04	01:36:37:20	Steve [Nortle]	1.21 gigawatts
01:36:36:26	01:36:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, I change the number every time
01:36:39:09	01:36:40:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s right You can’t count
01:36:41:27	01:36:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:36:42:01	01:36:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	This is Steve Not Mortal
01:36:46:16	01:36:49:05	Brin [Basil]	Steve and Nortel are both bad at math.
01:36:50:06	01:36:51:24	Chris [GM]	hear this sort of psst.
01:36:54:14	01:37:12:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who’s there i’m i’m
01:36:56:03	01:37:06:04	Chris [GM]	And from a kind of tent that’s in between the tensor -floating disc food court and the hot dog eating contest shack,
01:37:06:10	01:37:09:00	Chris [GM]	you see his little finger kind of poke out
01:37:12:05	01:37:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	is it a sexy finger or
01:37:12:10	01:37:12:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going
01:37:12:24	01:37:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	Does he recognize it?
01:37:15:06	01:37:23:16	Chris [GM]	Pretty sexy, yeah. I don’t know how well you know this person but if you’ve looked at your poster long enough as a child you probably recognize the hint.
01:37:22:17	01:37:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	that’s one hell of a sexy finger right there alright should we give him some space
01:37:22:23	01:37:33:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	recognize it yep is that nobody else nobody else sees this happening right I’m the only one who needs to text this.
01:37:29:11	01:37:37:25	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, no Because you’re going to break the mirror though Right?
01:37:30:02	01:37:30:13	Steve [Nortle]	a crepe
01:37:32:29	01:37:44:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m eating my crepe on the go. They folded it up into a triangle for me just like they do in France and I’m bouncing my way over to the mirror.
01:37:39:07	01:37:40:19	Chris [GM]	Okay so you head over to
01:37:46:26	01:37:48:09	Chris [GM]	as you’re about to
01:37:49:11	01:37:51:11	Chris [GM]	open the tent you hear a voice inside
01:37:55:23	01:37:58:07	Chris [GM]	currently hiding from the dream
01:37:58:16	01:37:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	she was going to say indecent
01:37:59:09	01:38:00:03	Chris [GM]	do not
01:38:01:23	01:38:03:17	Chris [GM]	expose my location. I’m safe
01:38:05:17	01:38:14:12	Chris [GM]	give you all of you this and thanks for your help and for helping me escape. And she hands over a bag
01:38:15:21	01:38:20:21	Chris [GM]	with contents in it and she says keep going and then
01:38:20:25	01:38:21:17	Steve [Nortle]	don’t stop
01:38:22:14	01:38:25:22	Chris [GM]	she says I’ll see you when I see you basically
01:38:23:15	01:38:24:13	Steve [Nortle]	never stop
01:38:25:03	01:38:32:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to grow up one day.
01:38:28:07	01:38:30:05	Chris [GM]	Anything you want to say to her before she runs off?
01:38:32:19	01:38:33:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:38:39:05	01:38:41:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you know where all the scrolls are?
01:38:43:17	01:38:44:24	Chris [GM]	But you guys remember,
01:38:46:12	01:38:50:19	Chris [GM]	you did a little detect magic on it. Kind of indicated some things when he did that.
01:38:50:19	01:38:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, shit, Breck. Okay, yep. I got it.
01:38:52:22	01:38:53:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I remember that now.
01:38:54:27	01:39:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay it’s mine no and you guys aren’t around so
01:38:55:12	01:38:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, what did What did LaDonna give you?
01:38:57:20	01:39:00:11	Chris [GM]	She gave him a bag with some things in it.
01:39:01:08	01:39:02:12	Dave [Xeros]	You haven’t opened it
01:39:02:10	01:39:03:21	Chris [GM]	No, he has not opened the way yet.
01:39:04:24	01:39:05:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:39:04:24	01:39:05:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:39:05:25	01:39:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	It doesn’t go in the notebook is what I’m hearing.
01:39:07:11	01:39:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:09:02	01:39:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	If she gave you a bag, make sure you double-bag it.
01:39:13:09	01:39:14:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t
01:39:14:12	01:39:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:16:02	01:39:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	It was bad, you could tell because he clicked
01:39:17:27	01:39:28:11	Brin [Basil]	I made it over to the mirror.
01:39:21:13	01:39:24:08	Steve [Nortle]	I bet I double-bagged that. I don’t know where that girl’s been.
01:39:23:29	01:39:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:25:24	01:39:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay uh i’m gonna look in the back i’m going to just pop it up real quick holy
01:39:28:23	01:39:39:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, so inside the bag’s contents you see four Veil Stones, and there is a small square -shaped package
01:39:39:19	01:39:43:08	Chris [GM]	that’s kind of tied up with the little string on it that says To Thoppa on it.
01:39:43:29	01:39:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m gonna open it now yeah
01:39:44:00	01:39:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	Rubbers.
01:39:50:13	01:39:56:06	Chris [GM]	You’re going to open again now? Awesome. It’s a single CD.
01:39:57:13	01:39:59:17	Chris [GM]	What would that be in fantasy terms?
01:39:59:11	01:40:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, what was it? The eye barred?
01:40:00:03	01:40:05:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the eye bar is this
01:40:00:20	01:40:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	a stone
01:40:01:23	01:40:09:18	Chris [GM]	The iBard? Yeah, yeah. It’s something you can put into the iBar to listen to it. and there’s a little note on it that says, Calclaw?
01:40:03:16	01:40:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:40:04:19	01:40:05:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:40:10:13	01:40:21:22	Chris [GM]	I really enjoyed our night together doing the subclass. That’s the most fun I’ve had in a long time and to be honest you have been on my mind lately
01:40:12:17	01:40:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	quote unquote date
01:40:22:14	01:40:23:21	Chris [GM]	so I wrote you this song
01:40:26:11	01:40:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a crystal disc so it’s an idea So it’s CD A Crystal Disc
01:40:28:16	01:40:30:21	Chris [GM]	It’s a crystal disc Yeah It’s just
01:40:30:29	01:40:50:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh I love that. While
01:40:31:17	01:40:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am so stoked
01:40:32:11	01:40:33:01	Chris [GM]	That’s good
01:40:39:01	01:40:44:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I listen to it now
01:40:40:24	01:40:42:09	Chris [GM]	she wrote you a song
01:40:44:29	01:40:45:14	Chris [GM]	Sure
01:40:46:17	01:40:48:25	Chris [GM]	We’ll let you listen into the first few seconds of it.
01:40:47:28	01:40:49:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not like we need to be anywhere.
01:40:50:26	01:41:01:26	Brin [Basil]	you’re finding that, I run into the mirror and I’m gonna scoop up a rock with my foot and pretend that I trip and fall but I’m going to launch the rock into the
01:40:57:11	01:40:58:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the only thing
01:41:01:26	01:41:12:05	Brin [Basil]	mirror and shatter it so it literally just looks like I fell so let no one knows I broke it in this life. Yes! And I’m
01:41:03:16	01:41:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	Whoopsie doopsie
01:41:07:03	01:41:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	And then you slide into Jimmy Accenture’s tent.
01:41:07:26	01:41:09:01	Chris [GM]	yeah, that sounds good.
01:41:12:03	01:41:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just keep rolling right into his tent
01:41:12:05	01:41:15:28	Brin [Basil]	going to slide in like this. Hey, what you smoking baby?
01:41:15:28	01:41:29:19	Brin [Basil]	So
01:41:17:13	01:41:24:07	Chris [GM]	So as you’re doing that to the mirror go ahead and roll athletics for me let’s see how successful this is
01:41:28:26	01:41:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll use the help action.
01:41:29:19	01:41:35:00	Brin [Basil]	that was not fun. It’s seven oh thank
01:41:32:08	01:41:32:17	Chris [GM]	with her?
01:41:32:18	01:41:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	No
01:41:33:05	01:41:34:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was seven wasn’t it?
01:41:35:00	01:41:48:26	Brin [Basil]	goodness I don’t have my glasses on. I
01:41:36:26	01:41:41:22	Chris [GM]	He’s by himself but were you all with Basil? So before anything happens
01:41:41:16	01:41:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	I thought that Basil went off I thought we were still hanging out by the food place She already had her crepe, and we were busy with Joey. And so I thought you had kind of gone off on your own.
01:41:48:12	01:41:55:01	Steve [Nortle]	right so if you not won that do you actually get sucked into
01:41:48:26	01:41:57:03	Brin [Basil]	took it a go yeah I was just gonna um I did it now one
01:41:57:03	01:42:04:19	Brin [Basil]	it was a seven I’m sorry it’s these it’s These crystal dice they’re too shiny but technically
01:41:58:17	01:42:00:23	Chris [GM]	Well, anything below your
01:42:02:08	01:42:03:03	Chris [GM]	well so
01:42:05:20	01:42:07:14	Chris [GM]	you with all your force
01:42:09:28	01:42:13:18	Chris [GM]	you trip and you slide right towards the middle of the mirror
01:42:16:02	01:42:20:29	Chris [GM]	and entraps you within it instead of Michael Jackson. So, you are now trapped in this mirror
01:42:21:06	01:42:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, crap!
01:42:21:10	01:42:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	is a good deed though Michael Jackson is not in it
01:42:26:01	01:42:26:16	Chris [GM]	Hopefully
01:42:29:04	01:42:39:25	Brin [Basil]	laying on the ground, then I’m nowhere to be seen and I’m just watching like a small
01:42:30:18	01:42:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the clue.
01:42:33:08	01:42:34:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:42:33:27	01:42:36:24	Dave [Xeros]	Nortle comes up. He’s like, she didn’t finish this.
01:42:36:24	01:42:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:42:38:10	01:42:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	And then walks away.
01:42:39:25	01:42:43:23	Brin [Basil]	trail of ants make its way. You LITTLE BASTARD!
01:42:43:27	01:42:47:04	Steve [Nortle]	Hey since she has got that covered Do you guys want to actually get something to eat
01:42:48:13	01:42:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m putting my headphones in to listen
01:42:50:12	01:42:53:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s going like this. Help me!
01:42:50:23	01:42:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	he needs to like
01:42:51:21	01:42:52:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:42:52:25	01:42:56:01	Dave [Xeros]	Are they like my Hello Kitty headphones?
01:42:58:08	01:43:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cat uh -huh yeah yeah they’re short yeah little cat ears
01:42:58:13	01:42:59:13	Steve [Nortle]	like owls
01:43:03:28	01:43:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a great mental picture.
01:43:06:14	01:43:17:24	Steve [Nortle]	well while you’re listening to that on repeat hey do they have a chili booth or something here it’s lunch time I’m all creped out
01:43:16:16	01:43:24:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, so instead of playing the song right now I’m just going to read you some of the lyrics as you’re listening to it. Well, I’ll play the song while we’re…
01:43:24:04	01:43:25:26	Steve [Nortle]	we’re going to eat lunch
01:43:30:29	01:43:33:24	Chris [GM]	Can you hear this?
01:43:34:15	01:43:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
01:43:41:13	01:43:42:28	Chris [GM]	And the lyrics begin playing
01:43:43:22	01:43:46:22	Steve [Nortle]	Lodana has got some good stuff
01:43:50:11	01:43:51:29	Chris [GM]	of like a LaDonna -y song
01:43:54:03	01:43:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	pop rock
01:44:03:22	01:44:10:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think as this like these lyrics are entering my mind i I think there’s some, like, scripter that’s, like also leaving. Like it’s like
01:44:09:28	01:44:11:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:09:28	01:44:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:44:10:19	01:44:17:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s it’s auto writing. Yeah, it’s replacing the book of
01:44:12:06	01:44:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s, yeah overriding, yeah. It’s replacing some of the sacred text Yeah one of those One of those, like
01:44:17:21	01:44:22:27	Steve [Nortle]	like what is it? Lamoni or Hamoris.
01:44:20:20	01:44:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	you know who needs hobbacook I mean honestly
01:44:23:01	01:44:24:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really old ones that nobody reads
01:44:26:26	01:44:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:26:28	01:44:30:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Exactly, yep It’s gone
01:44:30:21	01:44:31:26	Chris [GM]	This is great
01:44:32:01	01:44:33:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh this is amazing
01:44:34:26	01:44:40:17	Chris [GM]	So the song continues, and Falclaw, I can only imagine what sort of state of bliss you’re in right now.
01:44:47:22	01:44:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t even know if I’m going to go back To, like I’m just kind of
01:44:50:26	01:44:53:00	Brin [Basil]	He just wants to stay in the dream loop.
01:44:52:15	01:44:55:16	Steve [Nortle]	he doesn’t notice but he’s like actually floating
01:44:53:17	01:44:54:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wandering
01:44:55:29	01:44:56:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:44:58:28	01:45:00:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s exactly it.
01:45:00:24	01:45:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s the blissful state i just start hovering
01:45:02:16	01:45:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	hey are you hungry
01:45:03:26	01:45:09:04	Dave [Xeros]	i could eat oh that sounds
01:45:04:29	01:45:08:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, like I think there’s a soup and salad place over here.
01:45:21:06	01:45:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	soup? And can you put extra of those tortillas? It really likes crunch.
01:45:27:18	01:45:31:13	Dave [Xeros]	just a salad with nothing but salad on top of the salad
01:45:30:14	01:45:38:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please i’ll need it yeah i might we might try and eat it later but not yet
01:45:32:12	01:45:35:28	Steve [Nortle]	on the salad for him. You just want the lettuce? No carrots?
01:45:32:17	01:45:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	thank you
01:45:33:17	01:45:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh i don’t need that chocolate river today yeah here
01:45:39:06	01:45:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, cool. Yeah, just the lettuce for him and anything that doesn’t go on that You can just, you know Put on the side Of my It’s like I’ll have The side topping salad And he’ll just
01:45:49:15	01:45:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	we are serve it up okay i
01:45:51:04	01:45:54:14	Chris [GM]	I was conversing with Falclaws. Where the heck are you guys right now?
01:45:55:17	01:45:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	And salad shop
01:45:55:20	01:45:58:21	Chris [GM]	you’re at the super salad shop at the food floating tensor district
01:45:55:27	01:46:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	okay so chris actually i want a clarification on on geography here so um where
01:45:57:09	01:45:58:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
01:46:06:09	01:46:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	where did we get all separated where was the mirror where was la donna’s tent
01:46:12:05	01:46:22:08	Chris [GM]	so right here is where you guys were standing can you see the little mouse guy right there so in front of the hot dog eating contest shack right here
01:46:15:29	01:46:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yep
01:46:21:22	01:46:24:20	Brin [Basil]	Right here. Yeah it’s from near
01:46:21:27	01:46:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah that’s where We went
01:46:22:08	01:46:31:07	Chris [GM]	is the food port the mirror was kind over nope sorry the mirror is over here lower down
01:46:31:26	01:46:34:23	Steve [Nortle]	With crepe Mirror and crepe
01:46:35:19	01:46:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	like due south of where she got her crepe.
01:46:39:05	01:46:41:13	Steve [Nortle]	She got a crepe
01:46:40:28	01:46:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	She got a crepe, and then where was LaDonna’s tent?
01:46:41:27	01:46:43:15	Chris [GM]	got one on your way see I missed a whole bunch of
01:46:42:05	01:46:43:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
01:46:48:25	01:46:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay
01:46:50:14	01:46:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so we’re all on the same side of the fair,
01:46:53:11	01:46:54:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Same latitude
01:46:55:09	01:46:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	but there is a fair distance. Okay.
01:47:00:05	01:47:02:27	Steve [Nortle]	and there’s also an affair happening at the fair
01:47:05:20	01:47:13:07	Chris [GM]	so remember in the bag four bail stones and the special
01:47:08:23	01:47:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stuff and the cd okay i’m gonna compose
01:47:15:01	01:47:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	does it have any magical qualities
01:47:16:08	01:47:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	myself i’m going
01:47:18:09	01:47:22:17	Brin [Basil]	How is he going to keep
01:47:22:17	01:47:32:04	Brin [Basil]	this crystal disk. I
01:47:24:27	01:47:26:28	Chris [GM]	I hope you guys break greenwood today
01:47:27:20	01:47:29:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to probably eat it if we don’t break
01:47:30:20	01:47:31:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
01:47:32:04	01:47:42:21	Brin [Basil]	don’t know how that’s gonna get past the gullet to
01:47:32:15	01:47:37:08	Chris [GM]	your logic i get i get the logic but that was a part of la donna this i don’t know
01:47:36:00	01:47:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is a part this is the big part of this is
01:47:38:16	01:47:40:05	Steve [Nortle]	a part of him now
01:47:39:27	01:47:47:08	Chris [GM]	the good news is that she remembers what she’s doing at least and she could always just make it again yeah plus you could always write the lyrics down
01:47:42:19	01:47:46:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s right she can always sing it again she could sing it for you on purpose
01:47:47:15	01:47:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I’m going to compose myself. I have some bail stones. I know we’re on a little bit of time crunch. I had a little self-indulgence but it’s time to get back to work
01:47:54:13	01:47:56:00	Steve [Nortle]	it’s okay we’re getting lunch
01:47:57:27	01:48:01:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and now I’m gonna go find my friends.
01:48:02:07	01:48:05:16	Steve [Nortle]	hey soup and salad, do you want a salad or a soup
01:48:07:20	01:48:08:19	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:48:08:12	01:48:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What? Huh? Sorry.
01:48:08:13	01:48:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	just sit down and just keep listening i pull one of the hello kitty earphones away hey just sit down we’re going to have a bit of lunch i think we’ve been speed running this we just need to take
01:48:14:06	01:48:39:18	Brin [Basil]	with
01:48:21:08	01:48:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Where’s Basil?
01:48:27:11	01:48:28:08	Steve [Nortle]	sit out like hey
01:48:29:12	01:48:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to do a perception and see if I heard that.
01:48:30:16	01:48:35:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have really good eyesight, but I don’t know if I can hear anything. I don’ t know if i can hear any.
01:48:32:21	01:48:39:07	Chris [GM]	sure yeah do tortles have impeccable hearing
01:48:36:15	01:48:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	like the trucks with the generators.
01:48:37:29	01:48:38:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
01:48:39:07	01:48:48:06	Chris [GM]	I mean, what I will say is you very quickly realized… Wait. Where’s Basil?
01:48:39:09	01:48:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 17 on perception Is that good enough to hear?
01:48:48:28	01:48:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	Just like head first in my bowl And then I look up and there’s leaves of lettuce all over Wait a second Where’s my shit stuff
01:48:59:16	01:49:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	She went across the mirror She’s probably fine.
01:49:02:22	01:49:04:28	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t want my soup to go cold
01:49:05:09	01:49:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	That’s understandable.
01:49:06:08	01:49:12:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s probably good that she went to Spassner anyway. She kind of needs the smashing stuff, I think. Yeah, she needs some time.
01:49:09:22	01:49:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	she did
01:49:10:16	01:49:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	Give her some space.
01:49:11:28	01:49:13:26	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately for you guys…
01:49:14:02	01:49:15:09	Steve [Nortle]	guys night out
01:49:15:10	01:49:15:22	Chris [GM]	No.
01:49:15:20	01:49:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:16:02	01:49:29:14	Brin [Basil]	them all I’m never
01:49:16:23	01:49:24:09	Chris [GM]	It’s noon and if you remember at noon there was something that happened that the food tends to float in this truck.
01:49:17:13	01:49:26:18	Steve [Nortle]	hey it’s the soup monster
01:49:27:22	01:49:28:28	Steve [Nortle]	no soup for you
01:49:29:14	01:49:49:17	Brin [Basil]	doing a good deed again missing
01:49:30:29	01:49:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	you don’t know what’s going on You’re trapped in a mirror.
01:49:34:21	01:49:40:23	Steve [Nortle]	And I can always cast, you know, scrying and I can find out exactly what it is.
01:49:41:25	01:49:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	So we’ve got to fight a soup monster first.
01:49:46:16	01:49:48:21	Dave [Xeros]	That so much to punch something.
01:49:49:17	01:49:53:05	Brin [Basil]	out and I’m upset yeah
01:49:51:29	01:49:55:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Isn’t there something to punch inside the mirror? Isn’t THERE SOMETHING IN THERE WITH YOU?
01:49:54:13	01:49:55:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
01:49:55:04	01:49:56:01	Brin [Basil]	your face
01:49:56:18	01:49:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	Give me something but break!
01:49:58:10	01:50:05:08	Chris [GM]	You all feel the floors start to rumble around you and out of the pot, the bacon was furiously stirring
01:50:05:16	01:50:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	Damnit bacon!
01:50:06:13	01:50:08:24	Chris [GM]	rises this giant tentacle
01:50:07:04	01:50:11:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-oh. I don’t remember how we did this.
01:50:10:23	01:50:19:02	Chris [GM]	and it smashes down on the ground and another one comes out and you see this thing start to lift itself out of a pot. What do you do?
01:50:17:14	01:50:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	Alright let’s stop this from happening altogether. Does anyone have anything they can cast to make this just like freeze or something?
01:50:24:16	01:50:27:05	Chris [GM]	It’s about one third of the way
01:50:24:27	01:50:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t worry!
01:50:27:19	01:50:30:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay I’m going to cast reduce on it and just cut it in half.
01:50:32:02	01:50:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	will use my Breath of the Dragon and I’m going to just
01:50:34:08	01:50:38:10	Chris [GM]	it need to save on for reduced to work congratulations
01:50:35:29	01:50:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	17.
01:50:38:13	01:50:39:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yep my thoughts.
01:50:42:17	01:50:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	belch out just a breath of ice, and there’s lettuce leaves that turn into little icicles.
01:50:48:20	01:50:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	Like making him into concrete, right? It’s like they go into the soup and just harden.
01:50:51:27	01:50:52:15	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:50:55:18	01:50:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	DC 13 that he has to save on.
01:51:02:24	01:51:13:20	Chris [GM]	as uh this it gets reduced immediately and the gurgling roaring sound gets reduced to a more of a high-pitched sort of like child
01:51:14:23	01:51:17:20	Chris [GM]	messing around, blowing bubbles into a cup of milk.
01:51:18:17	01:51:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:51:18:28	01:51:19:13	Chris [GM]	And
01:51:21:17	01:51:29:25	Chris [GM]	what is it that you shot into? Ice crystals begin to it and it starts to solidify it and sort of freeze
01:51:24:07	01:51:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Ice. Cold, yeah.
01:51:29:29	01:51:32:12	Steve [Nortle]	And then I can kick it really hard and shatter it.
01:51:33:06	01:51:34:07	Chris [GM]	Roll an attack roll.
01:51:38:27	01:51:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	Your eyes are closed and your hands are over your ears.
01:51:41:16	01:51:43:18	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t even know this is happening.
01:51:42:17	01:51:45:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The tentacle like landed right next to me or something
01:51:45:05	01:51:48:22	Chris [GM]	You just keep walking like I love it.
01:51:47:24	01:51:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Can I use an acrobatics or just athletics?
01:51:56:08	01:51:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	Well it’s an attack.
01:51:56:23	01:51:59:22	Chris [GM]	Well, describe to me how you want it. Yeah, you’ll have to do an attack roll.
01:51:59:11	01:52:14:15	Steve [Nortle]	okay all attack roll yeah that’s plus three 16 i’m gonna
01:52:04:01	01:52:07:25	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. Okay? So yeah, describe to me
01:52:10:27	01:52:14:02	Chris [GM]	if you want to do what type of attack are you doing I guess?
01:52:14:15	01:52:25:23	Steve [Nortle]	do an unarmed strike but what i’m going to do is i’m going to like hellfire my foot so when it goes in it just like i don’t know it’s kind of like a one of those jj no one watches juju suites
01:52:26:14	01:52:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	i’m only three episodes that’s but i’ve enjoyed what it yes yeah i mean like there’s the school
01:52:30:18	01:52:33:04	Chris [GM]	Isn’t that the one that’s like Harry Potter but for ninjas or something?
01:52:38:02	01:53:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	he gets accepted to but i’m gonna
01:52:38:17	01:52:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:52:39:24	01:52:42:19	Chris [GM]	I just remember you telling me it’s like Harry Potter for ninjos
01:52:40:09	01:52:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	But it’s awesome, yeah. But like basically as it gets closer it heats just the edge of it so my foot goes right through and just explodes.
01:52:52:01	01:52:57:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, successful attack. Roll for damage on it and I’m going to say that
01:53:00:05	01:53:02:03	Chris [GM]	if this… What die are you rolling?
01:53:02:29	01:53:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m checking real quick.
01:53:07:28	01:53:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	D8
01:53:08:29	01:53:19:11	Chris [GM]	Okay. It’s got 1-2 3-4 5-6 7-8 7-9 This is going to be a KO
01:53:15:29	01:53:16:14	Steve [Nortle]	Okay?
01:53:19:13	01:53:20:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:53:20:27	01:53:28:27	Chris [GM]	Anything below that will determine how successful this is or how damaging this is as far as if you’re stopping this thing at night
01:53:29:05	01:53:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	While I’m doing that I’m going to touch myself making myself a lot of conspiration
01:53:33:17	01:53:38:24	Chris [GM]	This is just based on the dice, though. Because you’re doing an attack. You can’t Vardic Inspiration your Attack Roller.
01:53:38:22	01:53:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a 1
01:53:40:09	01:53:40:25	Chris [GM]	Ugh!
01:53:41:26	01:53:42:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Still
01:53:41:28	01:53:48:00	Chris [GM]	You still… You kick this thing and it shatters this thing’s head.
01:53:44:11	01:53:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	and it goes seven miles
01:53:51:05	01:54:02:28	Chris [GM]	It just splashes everything because the heat from it just melts the ice and it just splishes on the ground but it starts to kind of reform Still frozen
01:54:02:15	01:54:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	gosh guys
01:54:04:09	01:54:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like terminator 2
01:54:05:24	01:54:08:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah Like Terminator 2
01:54:06:10	01:54:07:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s pho
01:54:09:28	01:54:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	and we’ll just stare and wait for it to reform instead of doing the logical thing which is to do anything
01:54:17:10	01:54:28:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This Oh I saw his kick I’m like, oh! There’s a fight. And I’m going to jump in.
01:54:19:29	01:54:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	okay so I am I
01:54:22:14	01:54:23:19	Steve [Nortle]	basil what are you gonna do
01:54:27:27	01:54:29:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s the soup monster
01:54:31:03	01:54:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna try and cast Firebolt on it. I’m just gonna turn it into steam.
01:54:36:28	01:54:43:02	Chris [GM]	yeah okay yeah yeah yeah i i wonder if you’re better off leaving it frozen just because that’s
01:54:43:02	01:54:50:05	Chris [GM]	a more solid subsurface oh okay
01:54:44:09	01:54:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	way That’s an 8 plus 3, so it would have been a 4. Like I didn’t add my modifier to it. So it would’ve been a four. It’s just for like damage effect if it’s accumulating.
01:54:47:02	01:54:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:54:50:05	01:54:59:02	Chris [GM]	yeah awesome okay so we’ll say that not only the head but The top half of the shoulder is kind of…
01:54:57:26	01:54:58:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:54:59:08	01:54:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
01:55:00:02	01:55:00:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:55:02:22	01:55:03:17	Steve [Nortle]	Hey guys, where’s Basil?
01:55:04:17	01:55:06:20	Dave [Xeros]	special come punch this with
01:55:06:18	01:55:07:00	Chris [GM]	the fun.
01:55:06:25	01:55:08:11	Steve [Nortle]	This seems like…
01:55:07:05	01:55:09:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m just standing in the mirror doing this.
01:55:09:16	01:55:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	She… It’s face down! You’re flipping yourself off!
01:55:10:19	01:55:14:25	Chris [GM]	All she sees is just grass. That’s all, just grass
01:55:14:02	01:55:16:09	Brin [Basil]	I’m polishing my gauntlet.
01:55:17:13	01:55:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	With the blood from The tiefling earlier today
01:55:19:19	01:55:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	This kind of seems like her bag and you know you…
01:55:21:22	01:55:24:15	Chris [GM]	I know this is so unfortunate
01:55:24:11	01:55:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	You’d think she’d want to be a part of this. All right, next time she needs me to sing a song.
01:55:27:11	01:55:27:25	Chris [GM]	Alright
01:55:29:05	01:55:30:08	Chris [GM]	So Nortle what do you got?
01:55:29:26	01:55:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	I
01:55:33:10	01:55:35:13	Steve [Nortle]	I do! Do you wanna rape you?
01:55:36:17	01:55:37:21	Chris [GM]	I will say you also
01:55:36:17	01:55:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would like to borrow your sword.
01:55:39:02	01:55:40:00	Steve [Nortle]	You wanna borrow
01:55:40:05	01:55:40:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Careful!
01:55:42:09	01:55:46:02	Chris [GM]	stopped it from continuing to come out because it’s now trying to reform its head
01:55:42:27	01:55:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Blade. Your blade.
01:55:45:25	01:55:47:07	Steve [Nortle]	Well that’s good because he’s gonna rape ya.
01:55:48:07	01:55:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to use
01:55:48:11	01:55:49:23	Chris [GM]	Your words, not mine.
01:55:50:22	01:55:53:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, actually, wait, I know what I can do. Wait, I know what I could do.
01:55:53:24	01:55:56:04	Chris [GM]	Do you have something ready, Nortal? He’s ready.
01:55:56:21	01:55:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	I already did one attack so go for it
01:55:59:07	01:56:00:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there a lid to this pot.
01:56:04:29	01:56:07:22	Brin [Basil]	put the lid on and sit
01:56:05:21	01:56:07:00	Chris [GM]	Roll me an investigation.
01:56:07:11	01:56:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, man. Investigation is no good.
01:56:07:22	01:56:25:11	Brin [Basil]	on it and
01:56:11:15	01:56:12:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, 13.
01:56:12:21	01:56:17:28	Chris [GM]	You frantically look around for a lid. There is a smaller lid
01:56:18:12	01:56:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, shoot. Okay.
01:56:20:01	01:56:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	Always happens
01:56:21:24	01:56:24:17	Steve [Nortle]	We gotta ruin all of his ideas! That’s two!
01:56:23:19	01:56:24:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright.
01:56:24:17	01:56:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna
01:56:25:08	01:56:28:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to borrow a sword for my bonus action.
01:56:25:11	01:56:38:19	Brin [Basil]	it
01:56:26:22	01:56:27:16	Chris [GM]	Playing the dice.
01:56:28:16	01:56:29:20	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, it’s moon-touched.
01:56:31:25	01:56:34:17	Chris [GM]	I’ve been in that situation. It’s not a fun situation.
01:56:33:05	01:56:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Your turn?
01:56:34:27	01:56:37:19	Steve [Nortle]	Damnit! You like put it in and it falls into the pot.
01:56:39:04	01:56:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	Leap forward and do I’m gunna use my claws just for a straightforward attack.
01:56:49:17	01:56:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	to be a straight attack.
01:56:53:21	01:57:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	15 to hit, 7 damage on it and then I’ll follow up with my Flurry of Blows
01:57:02:04	01:57:02:19	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:57:02:29	01:57:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	Furria blows.
01:57:04:00	01:57:07:16	Chris [GM]	Borea blows. Okay, same thing What’s the die you’re rolling?
01:57:08:18	01:57:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	So FlurryofBlows gives me 2 additional unarmed strikes so two more attacks
01:57:16:06	01:57:25:26	Chris [GM]	So you basically have three chances to obliterate this thing then if you get in that 75% higher threshold okay so that means a
01:57:18:13	01:57:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	Right Okay, so I’m rolling d6s
01:57:26:11	01:57:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	5 in the 6
01:57:29:09	01:57:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	basically And I’m still rolling to hit
01:57:30:05	01:57:33:11	Chris [GM]	I mean that’s thirds I guess yeah so we’ll say 5 and 6
01:57:36:07	01:57:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	for all three attacks right and the first one and we’re just looking at the d6 not at
01:57:38:13	01:57:41:04	Chris [GM]	well you’ve already landed the hit
01:57:43:04	01:57:45:08	Chris [GM]	and if the damage is in the 75% or
01:57:47:02	01:57:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	the actual quote-unquote damage okay so it was a four or three the first time
01:57:48:06	01:57:49:13	Chris [GM]	Correct. Yeah, the D6.
01:57:52:02	01:57:54:12	Chris [GM]	Okay, so that didn’t obliterate it.
01:57:58:05	01:58:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	24 to hit but 4 on
01:58:00:12	01:58:02:04	Chris [GM]	Do you have to re-roll each time?
01:58:02:09	01:58:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	they’re separate attacks
01:58:03:11	01:58:06:13	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. Well yeah, that hits. And what was the D7?
01:58:07:01	01:58:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	ok
01:58:07:19	01:58:13:23	Chris [GM]	Oh nice. So you successfully knocked off one of the arms that were out kind of supporting itself.
01:58:14:26	01:58:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	1 more time
01:58:18:17	01:58:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	uh 24 to hit and I rolled another
01:58:23:16	01:58:33:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, yep. So the arm shattered and it’s screaming like a little high pitch.
01:58:25:03	01:58:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	so a three and a four
01:58:28:29	01:58:36:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The steam pot or something?
01:58:33:11	01:58:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	what are those like mangrove roots
01:58:36:21	01:58:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	mandrakes
01:58:36:23	01:58:38:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, like a mandrake.
01:58:38:25	01:58:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	alright hey your furry blows didn’t do great
01:58:40:10	01:58:47:29	Chris [GM]	uh arrows you got another chance to stop this thing from going out by this point its head has
01:58:47:29	01:58:59:01	Chris [GM]	sort of formed back up and a carrot sort of slumps down and it kind of forms an eye and you think it winks at you but you’re not quite sure and almost like it’s taunting you
01:58:55:01	01:58:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:58:58:01	01:58:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	I winked back
01:59:01:17	01:59:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	toss me my
01:59:01:29	01:59:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	don’t seduce the soup
01:59:03:25	01:59:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	toss me a rapier please
01:59:03:29	01:59:04:24	Chris [GM]	confused
01:59:07:19	01:59:10:14	Steve [Nortle]	and i’m just gonna take a swing
01:59:12:01	01:59:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	with my Rapia.
01:59:15:25	01:59:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	All day long.
01:59:17:21	01:59:18:13	Chris [GM]	gross
01:59:21:16	01:59:24:15	Steve [Nortle]	Grapia! Come on, guys. It’s one of the best things ever.
01:59:26:10	01:59:26:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
01:59:28:24	01:59:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	That is it. An 11 to hit? Swing and a miss!
01:59:34:14	01:59:41:02	Chris [GM]	okay so at this point it’s halfway out of this
01:59:35:24	01:59:36:05	Brin [Basil]	the suit
01:59:36:28	01:59:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	Whoop!
01:59:42:25	01:59:43:18	Chris [GM]	pot
01:59:44:23	01:59:47:01	Steve [Nortle]	Man, that lid would have worked great.
01:59:47:26	01:59:48:19	Chris [GM]	yes
01:59:48:08	01:59:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	19, yep. Still looking for it.
01:59:51:06	01:59:54:07	Chris [GM]	Falclaw you are actually at this point
01:59:55:15	01:59:56:20	Chris [GM]	stats on this thing now
01:59:58:04	01:59:58:23	Chris [GM]	It gets a turn.
01:59:59:21	02:00:01:17	Steve [Nortle]	How many points is it down? Quite a bit, right?
02:00:03:04	02:00:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	keeping track of HP necessarily because if we were talking actual damage then I would have dealt
02:00:10:16	02:00:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:00:11:05	02:00:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	like 24 25 points of damage plus whatever my breath weapon would have done which is
02:00:25:21	02:00:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	combined we would have already dealt it 40-ish probably 40 points of damage
02:00:28:13	02:00:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, like 40 points of damage.
02:00:31:12	02:00:32:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
02:00:37:25	02:00:39:14	Chris [GM]	That is an option.
02:00:39:05	02:00:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	By the way, the target also has disadvantage on strength checks and strength saving throws. The target’s attacks will be reduced weapons or unarmed strikes and it only deals 1d4 less damage
02:00:51:04	02:00:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	when a hit is reduced
02:00:51:29	02:00:57:03	Chris [GM]	What was the reason for that? Got it, okay cool. Alright well…
02:01:07:23	02:01:09:16	Chris [GM]	Okay, nope not doing that.
02:01:09:14	02:01:10:07	Steve [Nortle]	Hey guys, where’s Basm?
02:01:12:09	02:01:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	to kick soup right now I don’t have time to find my errant rabbit
02:01:16:19	02:01:18:28	Steve [Nortle]	You’d think this would be her thing though, right?
02:01:19:26	02:01:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	Fowclaw why are you raising your hand?
02:01:22:15	02:01:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in the middle of a fight
02:01:24:09	02:01:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:01:24:19	02:01:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:01:25:03	02:01:26:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, so it…
02:01:25:15	02:01:28:10	Steve [Nortle]	We hit the pause button real quick.
02:01:29:01	02:01:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Punching soup trying to hit it with a sword what are you racing your hand for?
02:01:33:08	02:01:42:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pause on the eye bar well is cold when you froze him is cold damage will it freeze something
02:01:41:13	02:01:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like made out of heat, so I’m pretty sure it does more damage to cold things.
02:01:47:24	02:01:50:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s a suit. It’s a soup, right?
02:01:50:24	02:01:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	But if he’s frozen soup It’s different
02:01:51:01	02:01:53:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would say
02:01:52:20	02:01:58:26	Chris [GM]	I would say when you punch water doesn’t seem to do a lot. When you punch ice you can break that.
02:01:56:26	02:01:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	It shatters
02:01:59:23	02:02:00:11	Steve [Nortle]	Shatter
02:02:00:04	02:02:06:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah. I would totally entertain the idea if you guys wanted to go get Basil for the fight.
02:02:07:13	02:02:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	But we don’t know where she’s at.
02:02:09:01	02:02:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	Arrows could you figure out where my sister is so she can punch this thing in the face, or what remains of its face. Or that carrot thing that I think is winking at me?
02:02:10:26	02:02:12:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re in the middle of a fight!
02:02:18:08	02:02:18:18	Chris [GM]	The
02:02:18:13	02:02:28:00	Steve [Nortle]	She’s probably, like, smoking something with Jimmy Eccentrics or something. Oh, that’s true. Okay, I’m going to run over. I’ll go over to Jimmy Ecentric.
02:02:22:10	02:02:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	Then get Jimmy here!
02:02:25:24	02:02:30:21	Chris [GM]	Does a 17 hit? Yeah.
02:02:29:26	02:02:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	Me? Yeah, most likely. Yeah?
02:02:32:16	02:02:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. So you’re like, oh, I will. And then it’s like, soup punch!
02:02:34:13	02:02:35:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, so…
02:02:38:15	02:02:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	It punches me all the way over to where Basil is at.
02:02:40:07	02:02:41:25	Chris [GM]	What did I need to reduce it by?
02:02:43:03	02:02:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	1d4.
02:02:43:08	02:02:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	1d4.
02:02:50:12	02:03:00:04	Chris [GM]	Alright, so that would be 5 points of damage with the Pepper Cannon. It pulls up its arm and spices go flying out right up into your face
02:02:58:00	02:03:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	taken very little damage this entire campaign.
02:03:00:28	02:03:02:19	Chris [GM]	and stings you in the eyes
02:03:02:01	02:03:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	Not the face!
02:03:04:26	02:03:07:19	Chris [GM]	And there it is. so
02:03:06:16	02:03:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Soup damage.
02:03:07:19	02:03:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	Soup damage! I took soup damage!
02:03:13:06	02:03:23:26	Chris [GM]	it currently only has one arm out of the pot use that type of cannon its head pretty much reformed by now it is reduced in size
02:03:23:26	02:03:30:13	Chris [GM]	not a large monstrosity anymore down to just humanoid size
02:03:30:06	02:03:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
02:03:30:13	02:03:40:07	Chris [GM]	yeah, it was 17 oh that is way too long gone
02:03:30:27	02:03:34:27	Steve [Nortle]	Did he succeed on that attack roll? By chance?
02:03:36:01	02:03:36:15	Dave [Xeros]	17.
02:03:36:26	02:03:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	Silvery Bugs.
02:03:41:14	02:03:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	I was
02:03:41:21	02:03:42:19	Chris [GM]	Not this time.
02:03:43:21	02:03:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	Silvery Box.
02:03:44:17	02:03:49:25	Chris [GM]	We’re on to the next person’s turn. Had you brought it out immediately? Yes, absolutely.
02:03:48:23	02:03:59:02	Steve [Nortle]	Damn it, I was running away. Well, that’s funny because that was only six seconds in our time
02:03:53:01	02:03:53:23	Chris [GM]	Ten second rule.
02:03:56:13	02:03:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Soup?
02:03:58:00	02:04:00:13	Chris [GM]	No, no, no. You get what I’m saying.
02:03:59:02	02:04:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	so you should have said three second rule hey
02:04:00:26	02:04:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He took that 3 second gold I’m going to cast chromatic orb on this soup
02:04:02:00	02:04:02:26	Chris [GM]	Ten seconds.
02:04:04:14	02:04:04:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
02:04:08:06	02:04:09:11	Chris [GM]	It’s up to Falclaw, yep.
02:04:11:29	02:04:12:12	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:04:12:20	02:04:23:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m gonna cast cold damage trying to kill this thing um it takes 3d8
02:04:15:09	02:04:16:01	Chris [GM]	Ooh, I like that.
02:04:24:26	02:04:28:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is this thing like
02:04:26:08	02:04:30:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry, I’m just in the mirror.
02:04:27:02	02:04:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	You can just feel your little ears are like
02:04:31:14	02:04:33:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty close
02:04:32:14	02:04:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	hear us
02:04:32:19	02:04:33:17	Chris [GM]	You guys,
02:04:34:20	02:04:49:03	Brin [Basil]	i can feel the battle i can see the soup golem rising up it’s a
02:04:37:17	02:04:39:13	Chris [GM]	is that if you hit it hard enough
02:04:40:26	02:04:48:03	Chris [GM]	it’s gone. Yeah. I didn’t want it to turn into obviously a big epic fight or un-epic fight is what I should say.
02:04:41:04	02:04:42:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright
02:04:49:03	02:04:55:26	Brin [Basil]	tomato based soups with a splash of thunder it’s like blood so I’m super pumped. Get it?
02:04:52:09	02:04:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	super pissed
02:04:57:11	02:05:02:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, so I’m casting Chromatic Orb
02:05:03:16	02:05:12:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I think it’s just instantaneous
02:05:05:07	02:05:10:01	Chris [GM]	Is that… Do I need to fail or pass on that? Or is that something that just automatically works?
02:05:14:02	02:05:15:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Shove that thing somewhere.
02:05:16:04	02:05:18:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shove that thing somewhere
02:05:18:02	02:05:18:16	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:05:19:05	02:05:20:07	Brin [Basil]	in the…
02:05:19:24	02:05:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	the pot and then put a lid on it
02:05:21:13	02:05:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:05:21:13	02:05:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:05:21:23	02:05:22:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:05:22:11	02:05:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	regardless of size.
02:05:23:11	02:05:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:05:23:11	02:05:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:05:25:07	02:05:26:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can’t find the lid
02:05:26:04	02:05:29:12	Steve [Nortle]	Nortal, let’s just use your shell and just pop on top
02:05:29:06	02:05:37:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cool 19 points of damage yeah oh so that’s 3d8 for David Oh but I had to
02:05:29:20	02:05:35:02	Chris [GM]	Ooh, yeah. That hits. Nice. Oh, 19 points of damage. So what did you roll?
02:05:37:08	02:05:45:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	roll the hit. I don’t have to roll right
02:05:38:19	02:05:47:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’m asking how the spell Chromatic Orb works. It’s like Magic Missile? Okay.
02:05:41:29	02:05:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just instantaneous it just happens instantaneous yeah
02:05:45:13	02:05:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a grenade
02:05:47:11	02:05:55:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you rolled three D8s. What were the results of the three different die?
02:05:55:13	02:06:03:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	7 ,7 and 5 so I
02:05:57:14	02:06:01:14	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. This thing – So tell me how this happens.
02:06:03:22	02:06:13:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t find a lid and the next best thing is romantic orb I saw the freezing technique that Nortal employed, so I’m very inspired.
02:06:13:16	02:06:15:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m just going to try and freeze this thing to death.
02:06:17:08	02:06:19:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And yeah, it’s just…
02:06:19:14	02:06:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	my shell as a lid?
02:06:21:03	02:06:22:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:22:03	02:06:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	chromatic orb into the pot use the shell as a lid and he goes almost three and a half miles in the air
02:06:30:24	02:06:37:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sure. Yep. Since there’s no lid, we’re going to freeze. We’re going TO throw the Comantic Orb in there, turn the pot upside down.
02:06:37:07	02:06:43:03	Steve [Nortle]	there you go that’s the new lid and it fires almost two and a high
02:06:41:12	02:06:41:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:06:43:00	02:06:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Launches into the sky. Yep. Exactly.
02:06:43:03	02:06:55:03	Steve [Nortle]	miles into the air i have to yeah boom i think you just put that thing in orbit man good job
02:06:45:22	02:06:47:28	Chris [GM]	I love it. I love it.
02:06:46:01	02:06:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve seen that video. I know what you’re talking about. Get M80 in it.
02:06:55:08	02:06:57:18	Chris [GM]	Raining spicy soup
02:06:58:07	02:06:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	Spicy icy soup.
02:06:58:27	02:07:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	so it’s just like blood hey what was
02:06:59:28	02:07:06:24	Chris [GM]	basically like tomato based soup like blood falling on
02:07:11:01	02:07:11:23	Chris [GM]	paparazzi
02:07:12:19	02:07:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like blood snowflakes coming down? They’re frozen, right?
02:07:12:21	02:07:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	yeah the frozen yeah well it’s like rain and can I can I hey guys let’s all get i’m just
02:07:15:22	02:07:16:17	Chris [GM]	floating it’s raining
02:07:19:05	02:07:19:16	Chris [GM]	hail
02:07:19:13	02:07:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s hail.
02:07:21:20	02:07:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	gonna yell at uh paparazi i’m like hey photo real quick because we’re just like covered
02:07:26:07	02:07:26:26	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:07:26:20	02:07:28:18	Dave [Xeros]	This is covered in tomato sauce.
02:07:28:03	02:07:29:05	Chris [GM]	the little known
02:07:31:00	02:07:36:26	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, can I get a – could you just hit the button on the side of that and print me a picture of that?
02:07:37:16	02:07:38:17	Chris [GM]	sure yeah
02:07:39:00	02:07:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	Sweet. Got it. I’m just going to show this to Basil as it’s raining.
02:07:41:29	02:07:46:20	Chris [GM]	good idea as it’s raining for blood
02:07:47:25	02:07:49:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m leaving this band.
02:07:48:01	02:07:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like, hey, Basil, where were you? Look at this! How epic this is!
02:07:51:03	02:07:54:10	Brin [Basil]	Did you get me out? Am I out? No, no.
02:07:54:10	02:08:00:20	Chris [GM]	you stopped the soup elemental from fully forming great actions I can’t believe that you thought to just eat a thing
02:07:56:13	02:07:57:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thanks.
02:08:01:02	02:08:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	I couldn’t! I couldn’T! Are you kidding? That’s spicy soup.
02:08:01:04	02:08:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	I said let’s get a straw!
02:08:05:26	02:08:09:17	Steve [Nortle]	I could have. I didn’t think he’d let me do it because of all the canceling.
02:08:05:29	02:08:15:10	Brin [Basil]	The one time…
02:08:10:17	02:08:11:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll cancel it.
02:08:10:26	02:08:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:08:12:05	02:08:23:08	Chris [GM]	What? The one cancelled… the one time I didn’t allow you to do Silvery Barbs because you were too late to come back with it? The one time… I think I’ve been pretty lenient this whole entire time with your shenanigans!
02:08:13:23	02:08:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:08:21:22	02:08:22:07	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
02:08:22:14	02:08:27:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right uh so do we want to find basil
02:08:23:10	02:08:23:25	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, guys.
02:08:27:09	02:08:32:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Basil is either high or something has happened to her because that’s something…
02:08:28:28	02:08:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, as
02:08:31:04	02:08:33:22	Chris [GM]	By the way, that was a good deed for stopping the soup elevator.
02:08:33:25	02:08:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes there’s no spells here
02:08:36:06	02:08:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	No, there was. I thought there was? It was inside the soup elemental, wasn’t it?
02:08:40:24	02:08:44:08	Chris [GM]	No scroll at the food floating intensive distarts.
02:08:43:10	02:08:46:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Cool. Should we find Basil?
02:08:45:28	02:08:49:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we know where the mirror is She headed that way We should probably just go
02:08:51:01	02:09:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	we go I want to remind you all that one of the ways we got a scroll was through the trophy which required a lot of punching of the children in
02:09:01:22	02:09:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	The Mudwrestling. No, I mean I care enough about Basil
02:09:02:09	02:09:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	We can go do that right now.
02:09:07:16	02:09:10:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think I heard something
02:09:07:26	02:09:14:06	Dave [Xeros]	We were probably imagining it. Let’s keep walking
02:09:12:26	02:09:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah.
02:09:14:25	02:09:16:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m hitting the mirror.
02:09:16:02	02:09:18:25	Steve [Nortle]	You’re like… It’s like bouncing up off the ground.
02:09:16:07	02:09:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The mirror’s like
02:09:18:07	02:09:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:09:20:10	02:09:21:29	Chris [GM]	You guys arrived to this
02:09:22:12	02:09:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	Bouncing Mia?
02:09:23:12	02:09:26:09	Chris [GM]	Bouncing Flat surface on the grass
02:09:24:17	02:09:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, all right guys
02:09:26:18	02:09:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s suspicious Should we just give it space? Could be
02:09:28:26	02:09:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	let’s lift give it space Let’s slowly lift it up It could be
02:09:35:08	02:09:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	something bad It could someone disguised as Basil
02:09:36:29	02:09:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	We would leave it inside if that were the case
02:09:45:10	02:09:51:18	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think that’s really Basil
02:09:45:17	02:09:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled an insight
02:09:46:24	02:09:50:12	Chris [GM]	The most horrifying scene ever A furious and pissed off Basil
02:09:55:16	02:09:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	21 So I can tell it’s my sister
02:09:59:04	02:10:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	One second Just saying
02:10:00:08	02:10:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yes
02:10:02:24	02:10:04:05	Brin [Basil]	Are you going to see me, Malvin?
02:10:05:02	02:10:12:03	Steve [Nortle]	If there’s anything you want to say To Basil That she couldn’t save now Now is the time
02:10:07:21	02:10:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s my sister.
02:10:12:29	02:10:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	Here, I can…
02:10:15:08	02:10:18:23	Chris [GM]	while they’re doing this, roll me a strength jack real quick.
02:10:19:08	02:10:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just gonna break out.
02:10:22:01	02:10:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll start
02:10:24:09	02:10:30:03	Steve [Nortle]	When you punched me in the face It really hurt my feelings And my jaw
02:10:25:04	02:10:26:14	Chris [GM]	You better hurry and roll this.
02:10:30:04	02:10:31:20	Chris [GM]	What’s the modifier to it?
02:10:32:05	02:10:34:11	Brin [Basil]	I only got 12.
02:10:38:15	02:10:45:15	Steve [Nortle]	won an apology I just It’s magic I just want an apology
02:10:38:19	02:10:41:06	Chris [GM]	You see Basil just start slamming the glass.
02:10:47:15	02:10:55:21	Steve [Nortle]	and maybe, like, a drink or two. And we’ll be – yeah, yeah, here.
02:10:50:26	02:10:52:16	Chris [GM]	not getting to the point so I’m going to let you roll again.
02:10:53:21	02:10:54:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	borrow your rapier again?
02:10:55:17	02:11:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, wait, okay. We need to verify. You want me to verify that this is my sister, right? Okay. Basil!
02:11:02:18	02:11:04:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have a crowbar.
02:11:04:29	02:11:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	What was the pet name that mom always called dad?
02:11:09:02	02:11:09:29	Brin [Basil]	one was at 18.
02:11:10:03	02:11:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh crap.
02:11:11:18	02:11:18:06	Chris [GM]	currently Nortle is in front of the mirror your fist flies through it, you can do whatever you want with at this point Basil
02:11:17:28	02:11:27:22	Brin [Basil]	It’s gonna go straight into his jaw he’s going to fall back and he’s going to get rocket-longed backward. His shell is going to hit
02:11:27:20	02:11:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	Hit me.
02:11:28:29	02:11:30:17	Brin [Basil]	Eros right in the face
02:11:30:10	02:11:31:05	Steve [Nortle]	Silvery Bobs.
02:11:33:17	02:11:39:08	Brin [Basil]	Eris is going go back and fall on top of Falcoa, and it’s just going to be like a dog pile of idiots
02:11:40:11	02:11:45:04	Brin [Basil]	And I’m going to stand with my foot on your chest
02:11:45:16	02:11:47:19	Steve [Nortle]	why didn’t
02:11:46:28	02:11:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m on the bottom of this dog
02:11:47:04	02:11:58:25	Brin [Basil]	You? The fact
02:11:49:05	02:11:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	you help with the suit monster look at this it’s like we’re covered in blood
02:11:52:22	02:11:54:15	Chris [GM]	They show you the photo that they took
02:11:57:11	02:11:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil we missed you
02:11:58:25	02:12:08:04	Brin [Basil]	that you even dared fight it without me Shut up!
02:12:04:25	02:12:06:15	Steve [Nortle]	do that we were going to go
02:12:10:12	02:12:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	You wouldn’t be able to twerk if you did that.
02:12:12:13	02:12:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	that’s true
02:12:14:12	02:12:14:28	Chris [GM]	Twerk.
02:12:15:28	02:12:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	Remember your little bunny dance with the little bunny tail?
02:12:16:15	02:12:23:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to, I’m stomping. I’m stomping off over to Jimmy Eccentric’s tent.
02:12:21:24	02:12:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	seven miles maybe we should good at the Traveling Regulist.
02:12:23:04	02:12:23:27	Chris [GM]	Oh okay.
02:12:30:04	02:12:31:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Maybe we should keep our distance
02:12:31:26	02:12:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, she’s all like fuzzy, it’s all on end Like a furious very furious rabbit
02:12:32:11	02:12:33:14	Chris [GM]	What time was
02:12:32:21	02:12:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just keep an eye
02:12:40:07	02:12:42:03	Brin [Basil]	You took a photo of me out.
02:12:44:15	02:12:49:11	Steve [Nortle]	It was probably the only photo we have as a group because the guy could take photos
02:12:46:10	02:12:50:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can cast
02:12:49:02	02:12:51:23	Brin [Basil]	What group? The group that I’m not a part of!
02:12:52:07	02:12:58:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cast like distort or minor illusion and add basil to the photo you can photoshop this
02:12:55:13	02:12:57:27	Steve [Nortle]	I can Here
02:12:59:01	02:13:01:29	Chris [GM]	You were there remember? You’re like gaslighting her. Yeah!
02:13:00:07	02:13:00:25	Steve [Nortle]	Minor
02:13:00:10	02:13:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:13:01:18	02:13:02:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:13:01:21	02:13:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	Guess like Photoshop Girlbots.
02:13:03:16	02:13:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	restoration on the photo
02:13:05:09	02:13:07:19	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know if
02:13:06:12	02:13:07:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as
02:13:07:17	02:13:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe this is LaDonna and she changed what she looked like Look You’re here.
02:13:11:16	02:13:13:08	Brin [Basil]	I pick up some of the soups.
02:13:14:04	02:13:23:15	Chris [GM]	as you make your way to jimmy eccentric’s tent uh you see billowing out of the tent
02:13:14:25	02:13:15:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like tears.
02:13:16:21	02:13:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re walking into
02:13:18:02	02:13:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the tent he’s uh
02:13:23:15	02:13:30:15	Chris [GM]	a lot of purplish smoke it’s it’s past time that you guys had originally
02:13:26:13	02:13:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-oh, the haze has hit
02:13:27:16	02:13:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	haze.
02:13:32:21	02:13:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	so he’s not there?
02:13:33:20	02:13:41:23	Brin [Basil]	but he left yeah
02:13:33:25	02:13:42:09	Chris [GM]	oh he’s there but not there you know what i mean so you’re standing outside the tent now
02:13:37:02	02:13:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oh man. Okay, can I go grab him?
02:13:37:22	02:13:41:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s tripping so you’re standing outside
02:13:41:23	02:13:49:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m just gonna go in is it
02:13:45:05	02:13:46:16	Chris [GM]	You’re going to just go in.
02:13:45:21	02:13:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a constitution saving throw
02:13:48:25	02:13:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, remember from the first time we went in there
02:13:49:16	02:13:55:00	Brin [Basil]	what if what if can i just like open up the tent let
02:13:57:01	02:14:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	As she does that, I am going to use my… And I have the hold breath action that allows me to hold my breath for an hour.
02:13:58:27	02:14:01:28	Chris [GM]	If you get within a certain distance of it you will need to make a concept.
02:14:07:02	02:14:15:16	Dave [Xeros]	So as she heads tour, because I’m a turtle so that I can…
02:14:07:05	02:14:08:16	Chris [GM]	Oh wow, is that a real thing?
02:14:10:03	02:14:12:19	Chris [GM]	Nice! No I believe you I just didn’t know you had that.
02:14:15:16	02:14:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so I see that haze and I think back to that one time when we did go to the herbalist shop and I decide maybe I’ll be on the safe side.
02:14:24:24	02:14:27:07	Chris [GM]	You guys have never been to the herbalist shop.
02:14:27:02	02:14:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, it wasn’t the herbalists shop but I know that I had some spicy lettuce at one point. so I hold my breath for the next hour
02:14:35:26	02:14:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve had to deal with this once before so um I have a very high tolerance for this
02:14:40:29	02:14:42:15	Chris [GM]	So you guys all followed Basil
02:14:42:02	02:14:47:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I stay away from recreational drugs, so I’m just going to watch this one.
02:14:43:26	02:14:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	yeah well I just I just yeah
02:14:44:17	02:14:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m following Basil yeah, I’m trying to make her feel better
02:14:48:05	02:14:52:19	Chris [GM]	Okay so explain to me what’s happening again. You are holding your breath.
02:14:53:27	02:15:05:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m not gonna go in if I’m going to breathe that stuff but i do want to open up the tent and air it
02:14:55:10	02:14:59:11	Chris [GM]	I’ll let you decide what you’re going to allow with this hold.
02:15:05:08	02:15:15:02	Brin [Basil]	out. I’m going to pull up my katana and just cut the tent. No,
02:15:05:14	02:15:09:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, so if you’re close enough to it like that you do need to make a
02:15:13:08	02:15:13:23	Chris [GM]	nice
02:15:13:19	02:15:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	the top off like pop a can oh okay
02:15:15:19	02:15:24:11	Brin [Basil]	just like that. Just like the doors walk around the back
02:15:18:03	02:15:19:17	Chris [GM]	That’s a good idea. I like that.
02:15:19:15	02:15:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	cut on the other side so you can get a draft through the tent
02:15:22:15	02:15:30:18	Chris [GM]	As the smoke begins to rise and sort of billow away step back for far enough you see
02:15:31:26	02:15:38:21	Chris [GM]	Jimmy laying there on the floor and he’s slowly kind of in a daze saying out loud to himself
02:15:40:18	02:15:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’m gonna cast my performa look again and i’m just gonna go up and grab him right there okay yeah i was going to try to convert him to idios again
02:15:46:14	02:15:50:00	Chris [GM]	quite yet we’re going to allow Basil to take her action first
02:15:53:17	02:15:55:00	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
02:15:57:29	02:16:10:22	Steve [Nortle]	he became a christian rock artist take off
02:15:58:05	02:16:01:04	Chris [GM]	You see him there on the ground going
02:16:05:24	02:16:06:05	Brin [Basil]	Hi
02:16:06:05	02:16:19:01	Brin [Basil]	are dead. I’m
02:16:10:22	02:16:11:10	Steve [Nortle]	your pants
02:16:15:25	02:16:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	undoes one button
02:16:17:09	02:16:18:14	Chris [GM]	There it is
02:16:19:01	02:16:27:09	Brin [Basil]	unbuttoning too this time, just kidding it’s soft
02:16:20:02	02:16:23:19	Chris [GM]	Oh wow And he slowly reaches his hand
02:16:22:19	02:16:25:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think she only has three buttons.
02:16:32:11	02:16:33:03	Chris [GM]	I’ve died.
02:16:34:20	02:16:38:20	Steve [Nortle]	gonna watch this should we take the picture
02:16:34:25	02:16:43:06	Brin [Basil]	not quite no more
02:16:36:29	02:16:37:23	Chris [GM]	What do you mean?
02:16:42:03	02:16:43:06	Chris [GM]	Paparazzi is not with you.
02:16:42:17	02:16:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:16:42:26	02:16:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:16:43:06	02:16:44:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:16:43:06	02:16:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:16:43:06	02:16:52:00	Brin [Basil]	photos how you doing? Are you all right what
02:16:51:05	02:16:53:23	Chris [GM]	No, but I die.
02:16:52:00	02:16:57:17	Brin [Basil]	happened. You’re not done. You just got drugged.
02:16:58:20	02:17:05:01	Chris [GM]	I’m going to need you to roll for conviction per thank you persuasion
02:17:03:11	02:17:04:02	Dave [Xeros]	persuasion
02:17:05:09	02:17:06:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Conviction.
02:17:08:06	02:17:13:09	Dave [Xeros]	Falkalot needs his own special his own skill of conviction
02:17:10:16	02:17:11:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Conviction.
02:17:11:21	02:17:16:12	Brin [Basil]	this is bad. I’m
02:17:12:20	02:17:14:23	Chris [GM]	Conviction. Yeah. I’m going to need you roll for conviction.
02:17:12:27	02:17:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	you can do that by the way you can add it to the bottom
02:17:16:11	02:17:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	that’s true there’s spaces
02:17:16:12	02:17:26:17	Brin [Basil]	I gotta only got 11. All
02:17:17:26	02:17:25:16	Chris [GM]	He doesn’t believe you. He is like, no, I’m dead. You’re an angel. I’m Dead. This is heaven?
02:17:26:17	02:17:38:11	Brin [Basil]	right fine. I kiss him. No he can’t hot. I freaking I freaking cut the doors off this tent.
02:17:34:07	02:17:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:17:38:11	02:17:54:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
02:17:38:24	02:17:40:11	Steve [Nortle]	He’s still high as a kite.
02:17:41:09	02:17:45:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like kind of support all this. I’m watching from really far away, but I can see everything.
02:17:43:03	02:17:44:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17:46:26	02:17:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	Question.
02:17:47:09	02:17:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s forward but successful
02:17:50:08	02:17:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	Successful.
02:17:52:12	02:17:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s okay.
02:17:52:29	02:18:03:04	Chris [GM]	So, yeah Jimmy Eccentric’s confused. He thinks he’s dead. He sees what you said is an angel, and the angel –
02:18:03:04	02:18:11:12	Chris [GM]	And at first I’m sure Jimmy is sort of like his hands are kind of flat and stuff, but then I think he’s just going to go with it, Basil.
02:18:12:02	02:18:12:20	Steve [Nortle]	Cool.
02:18:12:22	02:18:19:25	Brin [Basil]	all right let’s stop no no no he put
02:18:16:03	02:18:17:04	Steve [Nortle]	She’s a bit of a tease.
02:18:16:10	02:18:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:18:19:25	02:18:25:01	Brin [Basil]	his hand on the small my back and I slammed
02:18:25:01	02:18:52:12	Brin [Basil]	his hand down don’t touch me that’s
02:18:25:24	02:18:27:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hands off the goods.
02:18:30:10	02:18:31:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so confusing.
02:18:30:14	02:18:38:10	Chris [GM]	And he’s like heaven is a weird place. All right. Now I believe Nortle and Eros, you have arrived, Falclaw. At this point, you guys have arrived.
02:18:32:19	02:18:51:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Now I can…
02:18:36:09	02:18:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. I heard him say, I’m dead. You’re an angel. They start making out. I jump in.
02:18:41:14	02:18:41:28	Chris [GM]	Okay?
02:18:46:12	02:18:48:27	Chris [GM]	I don’t think they made out. You just planted a kiss on them, right?
02:18:50:11	02:18:50:23	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay.
02:18:51:15	02:18:52:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:18:52:04	02:18:52:27	Steve [Nortle]	Church tongue.
02:18:52:12	02:18:58:08	Brin [Basil]	right I didn’t quite make it out the
02:18:53:12	02:18:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	okay
02:18:56:13	02:18:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
02:18:59:16	02:19:01:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
02:19:03:18	02:19:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	Not gross tongue. Church tongue! It’s got to be a little tongue. Okay? I jump into this process of like, I’m in heaven and you’re an Angel.
02:19:08:25	02:19:09:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s so great.
02:19:14:26	02:19:15:09	Chris [GM]	You’re a devil?
02:19:15:09	02:19:27:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yep. That’s exactly what I am. So I’m going to turn my fire on And I’m like, you have sinned in heaven. I pick him up and turn my fire on.
02:19:18:03	02:19:18:22	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh
02:19:27:10	02:19:38:19	Steve [Nortle]	Now you’re coming with me. And I start pulling him out of the tent and then he should excellent.
02:19:32:09	02:19:46:08	Chris [GM]	he begins to flip out on a very bad trip okay i
02:19:39:00	02:19:44:29	Steve [Nortle]	So my eyes just burn and he looks into it and sees the depths of infinity.
02:19:42:08	02:19:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	like that would be a contested role, at least on strength. Right?
02:19:48:20	02:19:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah well he’s high as a kite but yeah I get advantage on it.
02:19:55:29	02:20:06:26	Chris [GM]	think you’ll even need advantage we’ll say he hits disadvantage you don’t get the advantage he gets this damage oh yeah well lucky you
02:19:58:28	02:19:59:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:20:05:10	02:20:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	What are the statistical odds?
02:20:07:07	02:20:09:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yep, that’s bad. But I win.
02:20:10:26	02:20:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled two fives but is it strength check?
02:20:15:27	02:20:19:22	Chris [GM]	rolled five as well and so it’s it would roll to you anyways
02:20:17:13	02:20:17:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay yeah.
02:20:19:08	02:20:19:28	Steve [Nortle]	I win
02:20:21:10	02:20:23:21	Chris [GM]	Actually, it would go to him for the contested roll.
02:20:24:08	02:20:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	No because I get a plus three Yeah so I got eight So yeah like I’m not totally ripped but this guy is Jimmy Accenture It’s not like he’s in fighting shape right now
02:20:36:00	02:20:45:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah. I would say at that point You once again smell The familiar smell and feel a little heat Coming up. Man has definitely wet himself And he faints
02:20:45:29	02:20:48:08	Steve [Nortle]	This is awesome That’s purple haze
02:20:47:26	02:20:50:06	Chris [GM]	He sort of kind of Slumps in the weight of him
02:20:53:05	02:21:08:18	Brin [Basil]	that hey I
02:20:54:01	02:21:01:07	Chris [GM]	I’m going to say That’s a bad deal If you guys were able to snap him out Of
02:20:56:19	02:20:58:13	Steve [Nortle]	just about ready to convert him To idiots
02:21:02:23	02:21:06:14	Chris [GM]	and can convince him that he hadn’t died. People said I would have been a good dude.
02:21:07:23	02:21:09:17	Chris [GM]	You scared him so bad that he fainted.
02:21:08:18	02:21:19:20	Brin [Basil]	didn’t it was just a kiss I’m out of here.
02:21:09:26	02:21:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	By the way this guy is super lightweight You like these type of guys
02:21:15:15	02:21:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s what he can do with his fingers.
02:21:18:17	02:21:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a guitarist so he likes his songs.
02:21:22:19	02:21:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	sister
02:21:23:01	02:21:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	Meadly meadly Like on the high strings
02:21:26:16	02:21:31:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I really appreciated your performance though. I thought that was a great interpretation of…
02:21:27:19	02:21:28:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m out.
02:21:30:10	02:21:34:13	Steve [Nortle]	I know I can play a good Satan A really good Michael Ballum
02:21:35:19	02:21:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know who that is.
02:21:38:11	02:21:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	he’s good at improvising on a g string i still
02:21:44:14	02:21:45:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Go eat your lettuce
02:21:47:12	02:21:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cleanse your mouth with some
02:21:50:25	02:21:53:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know Lettuce of some kind
02:21:54:12	02:21:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	Let us cleanse your mouth
02:21:54:25	02:21:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	i think i still have some pieces in my teeth so
02:21:59:01	02:22:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	i’ll just i’ll work those three with my tongue oh we
02:22:02:14	02:22:08:14	Chris [GM]	So eventually Jimmy Accenture will wake up. I don’t know if there’s much more you guys can do here. I probably shouldn’t have said
02:22:11:17	02:22:16:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	t think there’s anything here We just found out That he used like the drug Or things Like He was sabotaged last time
02:22:16:02	02:22:17:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to check his
02:22:17:25	02:22:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	didn’t do anything to stop uh the froggy
02:22:22:17	02:22:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	Metal like that
02:22:23:06	02:22:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The microphone
02:22:24:25	02:22:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	metalica but that means we don’t have that microphone of
02:22:25:05	02:22:27:21	Brin [Basil]	going to check his I check his pockets
02:22:25:14	02:22:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	But LaDonna wasn’t there anyway, so.
02:22:30:11	02:22:31:24	Brin [Basil]	want me to roll
02:22:33:05	02:22:37:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We should go to the 10th though and maybe look if those symbols are on the stage already.
02:22:35:01	02:22:35:26	Chris [GM]	i think in this
02:22:36:19	02:22:37:14	Brin [Basil]	he’s fainted
02:22:40:24	02:22:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	we also need to get the trophy we could probably just try to steal it from
02:22:42:19	02:22:43:19	Brin [Basil]	nat 20
02:22:43:20	02:23:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	the children maybe we should divide and conquer just for time’s sake what’s your
02:22:44:04	02:22:55:01	Chris [GM]	um you find you find two guitar picks you find a sort of
02:22:47:17	02:22:49:21	Brin [Basil]	22 with my modifier
02:22:50:23	02:22:52:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Would that, would we really be faster?
02:22:57:21	02:23:09:03	Chris [GM]	like a hair pick for an afro and in that pocket the other pocket you find set list and
02:23:02:04	02:23:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	sleight of hand
02:23:10:05	02:23:10:26	Chris [GM]	capo
02:23:12:17	02:23:13:22	Chris [GM]	not much else
02:23:12:18	02:23:14:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m taking everything.
02:23:13:01	02:23:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	yours stealth oh that’s right
02:23:15:07	02:23:24:25	Steve [Nortle]	um while she does that I’m gonna be like screw that i’m just gonna take her pants It’s already… No, no. I just want the pants.
02:23:15:07	02:23:23:09	Chris [GM]	little mementos are you finally going to get rid of the cargo pants
02:23:15:07	02:23:17:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have plus six to stealth.
02:23:17:02	02:23:23:01	Brin [Basil]	Put it in my bag. Did you finally get to the target?
02:23:25:02	02:23:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	I may swap them out for the show because of Jimmy Eccentric’s Pants?
02:23:27:28	02:23:28:18	Chris [GM]	sure
02:23:30:23	02:23:33:11	Chris [GM]	You’re going to yell that from stage. These are Jimmy Eccentric’s pants!
02:23:32:19	02:23:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yep. This is… It’s The Empire with Jimmy ECCENTRIC’S PANTS!
02:23:32:29	02:23:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:23:33:08	02:23:34:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:23:38:04	02:23:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The Empire is in Jimmy Cetrix’s pants.
02:23:38:28	02:23:39:14	Chris [GM]	Featuring!
02:23:39:29	02:23:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:23:40:12	02:23:42:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, oh yeah.
02:23:40:22	02:23:42:03	Chris [GM]	Oh, that’s good.
02:23:41:20	02:23:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
02:23:43:06	02:23:44:11	Chris [GM]	All right, you take his pants.
02:23:45:18	02:23:48:18	Dave [Xeros]	and other weird sentences we say when we play this game
02:23:46:29	02:23:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	way to go
02:23:48:25	02:23:54:10	Chris [GM]	apparently it is now about two o’clock.
02:23:49:16	02:23:55:17	Brin [Basil]	Hey, what’s your treat for now about two of them today? I’ve seen enough.
02:23:49:16	02:23:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, do you want his briefs? I can get his briefes. I’ll take his briefses.
02:23:53:23	02:23:57:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s two o’clock you guys we have two scrolls
02:23:55:22	02:23:56:07	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:23:56:19	02:24:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	you’ve tasted enough yeah so
02:23:58:13	02:23:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	My stealth is plus five.
02:23:59:02	02:24:01:07	Brin [Basil]	I like his songs and that’s better.
02:24:03:02	02:24:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hit mud wrestling we know where the next scroll is there
02:24:07:04	02:24:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	Do we want to divide and conquer it?
02:24:08:16	02:24:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	i yeah so we’ve got it’s two o’clock so we are running a little lower on
02:24:13:26	02:24:16:02	Chris [GM]	You have two scrolls total.
02:24:14:27	02:24:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	time um one is in the trophy and so I think actually if eros and I go we uh both have really high stealth and he’s
02:24:25:28	02:24:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	got really good sleight of hand so we can actually just sneak in and steal the trophy and steal it from the trophy like obviously
02:24:33:13	02:24:34:08	Chris [GM]	Don’t be suspicious.
02:24:34:01	02:24:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
02:24:35:01	02:24:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	so while we are doing that you two can
02:24:38:15	02:24:38:23	Brin [Basil]	fight.
02:24:40:22	02:24:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	well I mean i mean we’re taking the trophy from the mud wrestling so that we don’t have to do the whole big fight
02:24:46:09	02:24:48:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, do we go to the Thirsty Maiden?
02:24:49:23	02:24:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	where did
02:24:50:17	02:24:53:01	Steve [Nortle]	yeah was it behind Thirsty Maiden
02:24:53:00	02:24:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	something about the counter
02:24:53:08	02:24:56:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Was it the rap battle that we found in?
02:24:58:22	02:25:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	no, we got the microphone
02:24:59:19	02:25:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	the microphone there but we saved someone
02:25:00:08	02:25:12:07	Chris [GM]	I will grant you your memories. You do remember getting it during the rap battle, and it was underneath the counter when you were bartending
02:25:01:11	02:25:15:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We can go see.
02:25:12:17	02:25:14:04	Dave [Xeros]	so it is at the thirsty maiden
02:25:15:18	02:25:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	so you two do the thirsty maiden break that one lady’s legs
02:25:15:23	02:25:16:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s her name?
02:25:17:21	02:25:18:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Bite her face.
02:25:20:07	02:25:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	get her engaged hook him up
02:25:24:28	02:25:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	and then yeah
02:25:27:20	02:25:30:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’ll get the scroll. Maybe not the other things, but we will get the scrolling.
02:25:32:04	02:25:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	we’ll send off the missionary and the sociopath this transfer is going to last forever
02:25:34:17	02:25:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:25:35:21	02:25:39:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is going to be one of those companionships. I know.
02:25:41:21	02:25:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right, I’ll do it, President.
02:25:45:06	02:25:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	in the making.
02:25:47:19	02:25:52:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, we’re going to kind of stealth on ourselves right now so we can just run from place to place singing Don’t Be Suspicious.
02:25:55:14	02:25:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:25:56:26	02:25:58:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you want to hear the new song that I got?
02:25:59:14	02:26:08:09	Brin [Basil]	Uh, yeah. Wait, what? Whoa!
02:25:59:22	02:26:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	you get a roll at advantage
02:26:02:03	02:26:09:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re just going to put headphones on you. It’s still playing. You can tell me if you like it. If you don’t like it…
02:26:08:09	02:26:15:18	Brin [Basil]	Is this LaDonna?! Sorry am I talking loud?
02:26:12:25	02:26:14:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s LaDona. Yeah.
02:26:15:18	02:26:28:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s
02:26:16:05	02:26:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to show you The note that she wrote me That says it’s written for people Like because we can’t
02:26:20:16	02:26:25:11	Steve [Nortle]	I had already touched myself before so I’m using it now.
02:26:27:04	02:26:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	all right chris did you want our stealth rolls like did you
02:26:28:08	02:26:30:20	Brin [Basil]	actually good. Okay, I actually like this.
02:26:31:14	02:26:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re going to listen to it while we go.
02:26:37:22	02:26:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	no
02:26:38:16	02:26:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s basically what I got from this.
02:26:42:01	02:26:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	know how you can read these lyrics in any other way
02:26:43:29	02:26:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, you
02:26:44:02	02:26:46:19	Brin [Basil]	You should probably kiss her because it might change things.
02:26:48:01	02:26:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	her tooth falls out come back
02:26:49:02	02:27:00:14	Chris [GM]	All right, so you guys are heading off to the Thirsty Maiden. You two are heading to the Choldreth Mud Wrestling Arena and we’ll follow your guys’ actions first. You guys rolled stealth rolls.
02:26:52:03	02:26:56:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	still have her too?
02:26:57:00	02:26:58:03	Brin [Basil]	I sure do.
02:27:01:05	02:27:04:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, I’m sorry, cast a stealth on you? What did you do?
02:27:03:24	02:27:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we just rolled stealth rolls so we can sneak in
02:27:04:02	02:27:07:04	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 19
02:27:07:20	02:27:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	also got a 19
02:27:08:18	02:27:18:20	Chris [GM]	Fantastic, all right. So the crowd is roaring loud. As you get closer, you hear Ringashard over the announcer—over the PA.
02:27:09:02	02:27:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	sneaky or like cronk
02:27:18:24	02:27:27:21	Chris [GM]	Thank you, I’ll just say the PA, and he’s hyping the crowd up. There’s a current match going on with two-cholders down in there.
02:27:27:26	02:27:34:10	Chris [GM]	You see big Maja Jaja sitting in her cage kind of pacing back and forth getting ready for her next match.
02:27:36:14	02:27:36:25	Steve [Nortle]	Amla.
02:27:39:10	02:27:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:27:40:24	02:27:41:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Take care of him
02:27:41:27	02:27:45:06	Chris [GM]	Amel is on the other side in his little cage getting ready.
02:27:47:21	02:28:05:21	Brin [Basil]	I got knocked out slide a
02:27:49:20	02:27:50:10	Steve [Nortle]	by Amla
02:27:50:12	02:28:02:01	Chris [GM]	There’s a lot of distractions going on, there’s a ton of people’s attention on the mud wrestling thing so I would say you guys have no problem pretty much sneaking in behind the scenes and locating
02:28:02:20	02:28:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	did you ever use your
02:28:03:18	02:28:04:03	Chris [GM]	the trophy.
02:28:08:12	02:28:10:04	Steve [Nortle]	cardic inspiration from the last
02:28:11:05	02:28:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I did use it but I’ll help actually
02:28:11:22	02:28:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	during when we were racing well if we finish first from our task, we win another race
02:28:22:14	02:28:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um chris while they’re doing that can i cast can i do the arcana check on scrolls that we have to see if the arrows pop up and show us where the other potential scrolls might be.
02:28:23:04	02:28:23:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:28:31:19	02:28:33:26	Chris [GM]	Let’s resolve their thing first and we’ll do that.
02:28:33:16	02:28:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	nat 20 yep
02:28:35:07	02:28:47:07	Chris [GM]	Nat 20? Awesome. And you were doing a sleight of hand? Yeah. Easily, easily, easily you pull the trophy off
02:28:40:06	02:28:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	actually total 25
02:28:47:07	02:28:53:22	Chris [GM]	the table. You look inside and sure enough there’s a TBD scroll down inside which you pocket I’m
02:28:53:22	02:29:02:07	Chris [GM]	sure. In fact your role is so great that you maybe even get the inkling that
02:29:00:22	02:29:11:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	put one of those
02:29:02:07	02:29:08:14	Chris [GM]	he’ll play a prank and maybe replace it with something because no one will notice until it’s too late.
02:29:11:12	02:29:13:26	Brin [Basil]	a result of the nat 20 are you just doing
02:29:13:14	02:29:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of those
02:29:14:10	02:29:18:16	Chris [GM]	This is a result because of the 25. Yeah, I think this is good enough that…
02:29:17:27	02:29:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do we have any of those TBD like explosion things that go off?
02:29:22:07	02:29:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	i i i have two spell scrolls and i’m gonna cast it and shut it in before the spell starts so when it like is released to the air the spell
02:29:23:02	02:29:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay
02:29:36:16	02:29:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	I pull out one of the pamphlets that I know that Fowlclaw has
02:29:41:26	02:29:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	thoughtfully put into my pocket every morning, and I add that to the spell. So the pamplet will also… Yeah.
02:29:46:08	02:29:48:01	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like yeah it’s
02:29:50:29	02:29:57:12	Chris [GM]	Now do you replace the trophy with the exact same looking trophy or are you going to replace it with something completely
02:29:51:20	02:30:01:02	Brin [Basil]	I
02:29:57:10	02:30:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	no if I’m that fast we got in, opened the trophy took it out put something back in and then put the trophy back
02:30:01:02	02:30:12:09	Brin [Basil]	want
02:30:04:11	02:30:08:17	Chris [GM]	gotcha? So you’re putting the same one back with something different inside. Got it. Okay, cool.
02:30:08:11	02:30:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	A little proselytizing while we’re at it.
02:30:12:09	02:30:13:06	Brin [Basil]	the trophy though
02:30:13:22	02:30:19:01	Chris [GM]	while he’s figuring out what spell he wants to cast in there, we’ll turn our attention over to Falclaw and Basil.
02:30:20:05	02:30:21:08	Chris [GM]	You guys were walking
02:30:20:06	02:30:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, we are flying again. We are screaming eagles over there.
02:30:30:11	02:30:31:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tent.
02:30:32:09	02:30:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:30:32:12	02:30:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	I love that album little justice
02:30:33:26	02:30:38:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we beat them to our destination. Okay?
02:30:33:29	02:30:34:14	Chris [GM]	As
02:30:37:03	02:30:37:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:30:38:28	02:30:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	we’re doing it in reverse order
02:30:40:18	02:30:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right.
02:30:41:10	02:31:08:13	Brin [Basil]	feels so good to win i got
02:30:43:19	02:30:50:29	Chris [GM]	the Thirsty Maiden you notice that there’s a small crowd that started to gather they’re getting ready for the rap battle it’s going to start at 3pm
02:30:50:29	02:30:56:08	Chris [GM]	Up on stage, you see a couple of roadies kind of getting PA set up.
02:30:56:11	02:31:04:25	Chris [GM]	Microphone stands set up and at the counter you see Fawn Butterface. She looks a little upset.
02:31:06:13	02:31:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you want to talk to her? I’m a little afraid. Okay.
02:31:08:13	02:31:20:03	Brin [Basil]	this watch this um i’m actually gonna walk instead of walking up here I’m going to go right just behind the counter what’s the name of the lady that owns this place Is it Butterface?
02:31:08:29	02:31:11:16	Chris [GM]	You got this? Hey sugar, what can I get ya?
02:31:09:18	02:31:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:31:20:14	02:31:23:13	Chris [GM]	Butterface, yeah, this is her bar. A bit forward are we?
02:31:20:25	02:31:21:07	Brin [Basil]	Butterface.
02:31:22:27	02:31:27:00	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I’m going to tie an apron around me. She has an extra one hanging up.
02:31:28:09	02:31:36:16	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, LaDonna sent me to replace you. She said that you were going to go to the show so I’m here to take over the bar for a few minutes while you go see Vanilla.
02:31:37:06	02:31:39:27	Chris [GM]	Pull another persuasion.
02:31:44:17	02:31:46:16	Brin [Basil]	Hold on. Hold on, hold on.
02:31:49:01	02:31:52:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh my God. Yes, help me. Help roll!
02:31:51:05	02:31:51:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’re there.
02:31:55:15	02:31:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh nope
02:31:57:18	02:31:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:31:58:11	02:32:00:16	Chris [GM]	she looks at you a little confused
02:31:59:21	02:32:05:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh uh well oh um 14 dang it
02:32:02:22	02:32:14:18	Chris [GM]	she’s like well we must know because we’ve never met who told me about Vanilla you said LaDonna sent you I mean yeah obviously you know what you’re talking about but
02:32:14:18	02:32:24:03	Chris [GM]	honey I can’t leave my bar the rap battles when I make the most money all my signature drinks were stolen this morning
02:32:24:03	02:32:34:12	Chris [GM]	i gotta work it hard and my stupid uh employee whatever her name was uh didn’t even show up to
02:32:24:10	02:32:27:08	Brin [Basil]	I don’t think you understand how fast I am.
02:32:34:12	02:32:40:16	Chris [GM]	work selfie thank you selfie selfie selfie yeah and my student employees selfie didn’t
02:32:34:13	02:32:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	is it selfie so sophie
02:32:34:14	02:32:35:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s not for…
02:32:34:20	02:32:35:11	Steve [Nortle]	Selfie
02:32:35:29	02:32:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	selfie
02:32:37:14	02:32:47:06	Brin [Basil]	Selfie, it’s because she’s with Vanilla. You need to go I’m fast
02:32:40:16	02:32:46:27	Chris [GM]	even show off for work today i mean you look pretty able you got an apron on how good are
02:32:47:06	02:32:55:28	Brin [Basil]	and I pour you one
02:32:49:09	02:32:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah she does have Woo girl experience by the way
02:32:53:16	02:33:11:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	while they’re
02:32:53:29	02:33:04:05	Chris [GM]	my style gal i’ll make you a deal you help me out in the next hour and get us sold out. Or, yeah.
02:33:04:06	02:33:06:25	Brin [Basil]	absolutely Absolutely
02:33:05:22	02:33:08:06	Chris [GM]	and we can maybe work on a deal or something.
02:33:09:12	02:33:09:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, cool.
02:33:11:07	02:33:13:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	talking can i cast mage hand and start looking for the skull
02:33:18:09	02:33:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	is actually just a wing it’s just like fluttering around
02:33:25:27	02:33:28:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually grab anything It’s just…
02:33:27:08	02:33:28:15	Chris [GM]	It’s just knocking stuff
02:33:28:22	02:33:32:20	Dave [Xeros]	like a cat trying to grab something slide it on
02:33:28:24	02:33:29:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:33:28:24	02:33:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:33:32:13	02:33:33:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dang it.
02:33:34:01	02:33:36:04	Chris [GM]	Sure, roll me an investigation.
02:33:34:26	02:33:54:00	Brin [Basil]	What have
02:33:36:08	02:33:38:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, gosh. It’s always investigation.
02:33:40:03	02:33:42:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh! Wild magic surge!
02:33:43:14	02:33:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, that’s a nat 1.
02:33:49:27	02:33:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	Wild magic Wild magic
02:33:51:25	02:33:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So do I roll D100?
02:33:54:00	02:33:54:21	Brin [Basil]	you done?
02:33:57:14	02:33:58:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s on…
02:33:58:19	02:34:00:01	Steve [Nortle]	I think we won this one.
02:34:01:21	02:34:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	Not only did we get here first,
02:34:04:00	02:34:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yes. It was the easiest swipe ever and we’re playing the coolest prank ever which will probably convert everyone here.
02:34:05:00	02:34:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	most obviously.
02:34:12:18	02:34:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	Indubitably.
02:34:16:28	02:34:17:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	about
02:34:18:04	02:34:21:04	Chris [GM]	So excited. So excited
02:34:21:24	02:34:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh and that’s a nat one so you shrink.
02:34:25:06	02:34:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m really cute and i rolled a 77.
02:34:30:13	02:34:31:28	Steve [Nortle]	I really hope… Did
02:34:34:21	02:34:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	LaDonna see you shrunk already once?
02:34:39:20	02:34:50:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I might have when we were getting an autograph or something oh no what happens
02:34:43:26	02:34:45:21	Steve [Nortle]	hope she gets to see me like this.
02:34:48:28	02:34:52:23	Chris [GM]	77 is not as good as 78
02:34:54:00	02:35:00:04	Chris [GM]	77 You cast Speak with Dead on the next corpse you touch
02:34:59:07	02:35:04:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh sweet okay didn’t that guy fall from the sky
02:35:04:25	02:35:05:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he did.
02:35:05:21	02:35:12:25	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh I can kill butterface
02:35:07:04	02:35:11:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know if we know any other dead guys yet so all right
02:35:08:10	02:35:09:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:35:12:25	02:35:19:15	Brin [Basil]	for you she’s not she’s a butter face
02:35:15:13	02:35:17:17	Chris [GM]	I don’t think that’ll be a good deed
02:35:15:22	02:35:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	She’s kind of hot!
02:35:17:07	02:35:20:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i don t think that’d be a good deed all right okay
02:35:20:10	02:35:22:08	Chris [GM]	Okay, but with the nat one
02:35:23:22	02:35:31:28	Chris [GM]	your mage wing is just knocking stuff over left and right and Butterface’s attention is drawn to him like, excuse me
02:35:32:29	02:35:35:11	Chris [GM]	wait in line! And she tells her to go get back in line.
02:35:36:12	02:35:38:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay hey actually
02:35:40:02	02:35:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m with her um no he’s not oh it sounds like you
02:35:40:21	02:35:46:26	Brin [Basil]	Um, no he’s not. He is my pet!
02:35:42:07	02:35:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:35:42:11	02:35:43:28	Dave [Xeros]	We got the time!
02:35:44:05	02:35:45:19	Steve [Nortle]	at the time. We did this so fast.
02:35:46:26	02:35:55:23	Brin [Basil]	That will stop talking actually and he can fly
02:35:47:08	02:35:52:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like you guys need some help selling drinks uh i’m super cute more people are gonna buy
02:35:52:16	02:35:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	drinks if i go and ask them yeah i don’t have any buttons to undo but i can give him the eyes
02:35:53:27	02:35:55:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, can I?
02:35:55:23	02:36:04:10	Brin [Basil]	actually. He can float down and drop drinks on the table, yeah.
02:35:58:10	02:36:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	Chris, Can we actually just tweak her response to him just a little bit
02:36:03:26	02:36:04:17	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah.
02:36:03:28	02:36:07:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah huh use prepare them distribute
02:36:04:14	02:36:06:24	Dave [Xeros]	So instead of being like, what are you doing? Go back.
02:36:08:04	02:36:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	Underage children are not allowed at the bar. Please. You need to stay 30 feet away.
02:36:09:08	02:36:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:13:13	02:36:16:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you shrank You look like a cute little kid
02:36:17:24	02:36:21:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re gonna show her my id card that’s still the same size so it’s like huge
02:36:21:03	02:36:23:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:36:24:01	02:36:25:26	Brin [Basil]	This is not fake!
02:36:24:29	02:36:25:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i swear
02:36:26:24	02:36:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s my dad!
02:36:28:01	02:36:35:03	Chris [GM]	This looks nothing like you You have much bigger eyes than the man in this photo
02:36:33:07	02:36:35:19	Steve [Nortle]	Is this your dad?
02:36:34:16	02:36:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay all right
02:36:36:05	02:36:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:37:12	02:36:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	Your voice cracks a lot all of a sudden for some reason.
02:36:39:03	02:36:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	while they’re trying to like kind of usher me out i’m gonna go act like I’m kind of on my way out i’m going to try and find little justice
02:36:45:18	02:36:46:21	Chris [GM]	Okay, sounds good
02:36:46:17	02:36:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	Little Justice.
02:36:50:04	02:36:56:13	Chris [GM]	Trippity Okay, sounds good. I’m going to have you when we come back to you, you’ll roll a D100.
02:36:54:05	02:36:54:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so sorry
02:36:58:13	02:37:08:26	Steve [Nortle]	So what I did is with the level 2 spell scroll I instilled it with suggestion
02:37:02:07	02:37:02:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good job
02:37:09:09	02:37:10:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay?
02:37:09:14	02:37:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	but because suggestion for me is at such a high level it basically turns the spell scroll from a level 2 to a level 6
02:37:19:01	02:37:20:05	Chris [GM]	Why is that?
02:37:20:01	02:37:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	because it’s from the Crystal Ball of Telepathy.
02:37:23:07	02:37:25:19	Chris [GM]	You’re going to HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT because I’M NOT FOLLOWING.
02:37:24:28	02:37:35:23	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so that’s… It’s from my spell list. So it’s at… Well I guess I could just cast it level 2. It’s still a 17 wisdom saving throw. It would have been a nat 20 wisdom saving throws.
02:37:35:17	02:37:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	he
02:37:36:07	02:37:37:07	Chris [GM]	For simplicity’s sake
02:37:36:29	02:37:38:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, let’s do the 17. That’s fine.
02:37:39:28	02:37:45:09	Steve [Nortle]	He gave me some of Falklaus’ pamphlets and I’m going to stuff it in there too so when they…
02:37:45:07	02:37:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	puts them in there every morning so there’s always an abundance
02:37:46:24	02:37:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	I know
02:37:48:23	02:37:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	an overabundance well we printed so many of them
02:37:51:07	02:38:00:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I cast, what’s that spell where it’s like It’s just this multiplying effect Yeah It never ends There’s always a pamphlet there
02:37:55:20	02:37:56:04	Steve [Nortle]	Multiply
02:37:57:22	02:38:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like the one thing you can do hey i can’t roll a five but i can multiply pamphlets
02:38:01:22	02:38:02:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey
02:38:06:01	02:38:12:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like being stuck in that vault at hot at green guts bank but it’s pamphlets
02:38:07:11	02:38:12:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I should Maybe I should just Fly seven miles
02:38:10:07	02:38:11:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:13:04	02:38:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	fly south for the winter uh so i so when that explodes the suggestion pops up and tries to convince everyone in the arena to join the church of idiots
02:38:14:03	02:38:14:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jeez
02:38:24:19	02:38:32:16	Steve [Nortle]	and they have to make a wisdom 17 saving throw so if you want to do like a group wisdom saving
02:38:25:11	02:38:26:22	Chris [GM]	Wow, okay.
02:38:29:29	02:38:31:15	Chris [GM]	So that’ll be…
02:38:32:16	02:38:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	throw and if they don’t beat 17 they’re all converted it
02:38:36:14	02:38:42:00	Chris [GM]	Okay, sounds good. They are at 17. Now how long does suggestion last?
02:38:42:27	02:38:49:19	Steve [Nortle]	lasts uh asking christian i can’t
02:38:49:19	02:39:00:16	Steve [Nortle]	ask them to like kill themselves um no no it’s i just suggest a course of activity
02:38:52:15	02:38:54:15	Chris [GM]	This is only on a single target though, right?
02:38:56:13	02:38:59:05	Chris [GM]	What’s the maximum amount of people that can get affected by this?
02:39:00:29	02:39:01:28	Chris [GM]	We’ll say
02:39:02:28	02:39:09:16	Steve [Nortle]	and magically influence whatever it’s seen within range and that they can understand it. So, it’s the spell.
02:39:09:23	02:39:10:29	Chris [GM]	you’re casting it on
02:39:13:17	02:39:15:28	Chris [GM]	multiple people unless it has range on it
02:39:16:14	02:39:21:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, the range is… It’s just a concentration, so it’s up to eight hours.
02:39:24:29	02:39:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	So, if us make a wisdom saving throw on the failed save or pursues the course of action you described for the best of its ability? It’s the same thing I did when he opened the door.
02:39:32:12	02:39:43:02	Chris [GM]	but that was on a second target That’s where I’m getting confused is I don’t think you can cast this on multiple people at once. I think that this kind of spell is only a single pigeon, right? Does that make sense?
02:39:32:25	02:39:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:39:34:15	02:39:34:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:39:45:28	02:39:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s limited with sensitive too. Magically influences a creature you can see within range.
02:39:49:22	02:40:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	say a creature raw oh he’s
02:39:50:21	02:39:52:29	Steve [Nortle]	Eh. I’ve used that differently
02:39:54:02	02:39:55:11	Chris [GM]	Tell you what I will say.
02:39:56:12	02:40:03:05	Chris [GM]	Let’s say that it’s on Ringashard because he didn’t do that and he’s on the megaphone or on the mega screen
02:39:56:24	02:40:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	oh okay
02:40:03:09	02:40:05:01	Dave [Xeros]	gonna turn it into a mega church
02:40:04:09	02:40:15:29	Chris [GM]	so it’ll become a proselytizing thing and we’ll see how many people in the audience and Amla’s there, that’s true There will be some definite Yeah exactly I would say he’s the worst missionary kind.
02:40:05:08	02:40:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	let’s yeah Amla is there so I imagine like he’s a great missionary cool
02:40:14:10	02:40:22:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He is an excited new convert.
02:40:19:17	02:40:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	that’s not the song I heard
02:40:21:27	02:40:33:06	Brin [Basil]	What the hell, man?
02:40:24:01	02:40:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	zealot
02:40:25:00	02:40:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	pretty cute he beat Basil
02:40:28:10	02:40:30:08	Chris [GM]	Okay, so we’ll see if Ring of Shard
02:40:34:25	02:40:36:25	Chris [GM]	Ring of Shard picks the trophy up
02:40:35:04	02:40:36:29	Brin [Basil]	Stupid spiders.
02:40:38:00	02:40:42:08	Chris [GM]	after the match has ended Ring of SHARD picks the trophie up and
02:40:44:13	02:40:50:28	Chris [GM]	is going to lift it up above his head for Zenit Wait, how does this spell like he has to open the spell?
02:40:49:09	02:40:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	so So yeah, like it’s – I don’t know. I set it up more as like a tripwire, right? The top pops off, blows pamphlets everywhere,
02:40:54:16	02:40:56:17	Chris [GM]	A tripwire. Got a thing
02:41:00:05	02:41:09:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, perfect. Awesome. So the pamphlets go flying out from the top of this trophy.
02:41:00:19	02:41:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	and then the suggestion spell scroll goes off.
02:41:09:25	02:41:21:01	Chris [GM]	The suggestion spell gets cast on Ring of Shard and he immediately begins proselytizing speaking in tongues to the entirety
02:41:17:09	02:41:18:08	Steve [Nortle]	Speaking in tongues.
02:41:23:04	02:41:23:19	Steve [Nortle]	Idiots!
02:41:23:13	02:41:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	idioms how about percentage
02:41:25:13	02:41:28:14	Chris [GM]	Amla starts yelling praise idios, praise idos
02:41:30:05	02:41:38:29	Chris [GM]	And everybody watching on the mega screens, percentage -wise. Let’s see what happens.
02:41:37:03	02:41:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	come on baby
02:41:37:29	02:41:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Let’s do this. All right.
02:41:41:13	02:41:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	Bless me. Bless me! Bless me, thank you.
02:41:44:21	02:41:55:28	Chris [GM]	You have one true conversion and that is Ring of Shard 26. I mean, what was the number you rolled at the rap battle?
02:41:47:03	02:41:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	Ambler. Bring your shot. Okay.
02:41:49:14	02:41:58:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a third of the crowd. He only got a quarter.
02:41:50:18	02:41:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	God damn it, 26.
02:41:54:19	02:41:57:20	Brin [Basil]	I got a third of the crowd, he’ll be very hot.
02:41:57:11	02:41:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	A third part! A third pot!
02:42:01:19	02:42:07:01	Chris [GM]	Okay. Yeah. So 26% of the crowd there is starting to be like…
02:42:08:10	02:42:14:28	Chris [GM]	They’re kind of getting excited for this thing. They’re filling the energy. It’s like they went to a Baptist church and the band is playing,
02:42:10:22	02:42:11:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:42:15:05	02:42:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Revival?
02:42:16:19	02:42:17:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:42:16:20	02:42:24:06	Chris [GM]	There was one moment on our mission where we were kind of feeling down and we’re like okay why are we having such a hard time getting people to come to our church? Oh my gosh.
02:42:16:27	02:42:17:21	Brin [Basil]	Ha ha ha!
02:42:25:17	02:42:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	Go to a Baptist church.
02:42:27:27	02:42:32:28	Chris [GM]	And we hear this kind of music pumping around the corner and there’s people that are like
02:42:34:08	02:42:36:26	Chris [GM]	jumping and dancing together grinding on each other
02:42:38:05	02:42:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, revival is perfect.
02:42:38:26	02:42:44:06	Chris [GM]	why it was a baptist ceremony or uh revival going on and i’m like i get it now i get
02:42:40:11	02:42:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	there’s a revival okay
02:42:44:28	02:42:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can’t compete.
02:42:48:10	02:42:53:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, and since we did this so fast, me and Norto were hoping that we could try to find
02:42:55:07	02:43:01:11	Steve [Nortle]	Butterfaces missing butter drink whatever the honey elixirs, yep.
02:42:58:19	02:42:59:26	Brin [Basil]	Honey elixir.
02:43:00:06	02:43:08:09	Chris [GM]	to start that okay uh let’s come back to basil and we’ll have
02:43:02:20	02:43:04:14	Brin [Basil]	Cause we found out who stole him right?
02:43:04:17	02:43:05:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, XL
02:43:10:15	02:43:14:27	Brin [Basil]	before I do this is there any way that i can try and steal the scroll without her noticing while
02:43:14:27	02:43:23:22	Brin [Basil]	making drinks yeah they’re the
02:43:16:01	02:43:18:22	Chris [GM]	do a stealth role you certainly would have seen it under the
02:43:18:22	02:43:29:28	Chris [GM]	bar there thank you sleight of hand i think
02:43:18:29	02:43:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	Would it be stealth or sleight of hand?
02:43:22:19	02:43:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I’m just wondering. Okay.
02:43:23:22	02:43:37:17	Brin [Basil]	same either way roll a seven yes no
02:43:29:28	02:43:41:22	Chris [GM]	with that i would allow you to know if you were wise enough to attempt something like that or not i’m just saying like that’s your role do you
02:43:37:14	02:43:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	always do it No matter how bad. Do you have, like… What’s your… Did you add your modifier to that?
02:43:41:22	02:43:48:22	Chris [GM]	attempt to do it or not you are looking you’re not by here you’re off
02:43:43:12	02:43:46:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I give you a help? Can I give you a help that time
02:43:44:06	02:43:56:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah that’s working he can my can my son give me okay
02:43:51:29	02:43:55:01	Steve [Nortle]	He wants to bring Lil’ Jesses back to distract us so he can…
02:43:56:13	02:43:59:07	Brin [Basil]	so I’m rolling your percentage is how
02:43:59:07	02:44:13:03	Brin [Basil]	many people how much you sold out 45. Okay,
02:44:01:11	02:44:11:10	Chris [GM]	yep 45 that’s great it’s just still the two o ‘clock hour the three o’ clock hour is about
02:44:03:03	02:44:04:00	Steve [Nortle]	on Eros this time.
02:44:03:21	02:44:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh nice
02:44:11:10	02:44:18:00	Chris [GM]	when the rap battle begins yeah so you’re like you’re getting you’re you’re doing well yeah
02:44:13:01	02:44:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you’re going to sell a lot more. That’s a lot! It’s better than my 24% conversion.
02:44:13:03	02:44:19:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m freakishly fast. I’m a bunny
02:44:13:18	02:44:14:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
02:44:19:23	02:44:26:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna unbutton another button
02:44:19:24	02:44:21:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Woo girl. Woo!
02:44:21:29	02:44:23:14	Chris [GM]	You guys can see that.
02:44:24:01	02:44:28:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	since I’m not old enough to drink
02:44:29:02	02:44:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	She’s just gonna sing the Pussycat Dolls. Loosing up my brother’s name
02:44:34:11	02:44:35:11	Chris [GM]	Do you hear?
02:44:35:10	02:44:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	Chewing from me
02:44:36:17	02:44:37:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I hear cheering
02:44:37:14	02:44:39:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m just singing that while I’m shaking drinks
02:44:39:05	02:44:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	Sing what you’re going to do
02:44:39:12	02:44:47:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to try and figure out where these other scrolls are the magic arrows see if we can locate the next ones
02:44:43:28	02:44:46:21	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, okay, awesome. Yep, awesome, awesome
02:44:47:17	02:45:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh wait
02:44:47:26	02:44:49:14	Chris [GM]	So as you cast
02:44:51:16	02:44:53:14	Chris [GM]	Tech Magic on it Is that what it was?
02:44:54:07	02:44:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	I think it was just an arcana check last time.
02:44:55:25	02:44:57:04	Chris [GM]	An Arcana check, yep
02:45:03:27	02:45:06:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that was close
02:45:05:04	02:45:05:29	Chris [GM]	Nice, okay
02:45:07:09	02:45:17:01	Chris [GM]	Honestly You know what you’re doing at this point I would just say If you fail, that’s what you use a spell slot to detect magic. But Arcana check.
02:45:17:12	02:45:24:08	Chris [GM]	You sense and begin see these sort of lines emanating off it. They kind of look like
02:45:25:15	02:45:32:10	Chris [GM]	sun rays but you can definitely tell they’re pointing in certain directions. One of them is pointing towards the Thirsty Maiden
02:45:33:22	02:45:34:08	Chris [GM]	counter.
02:45:36:16	02:45:48:11	Chris [GM]	One of em is pointing off toward the Dark Forest uh another one is pointing towards the back of
02:45:48:11	02:45:57:08	Chris [GM]	the it’s pointing off in the direction and you can see it going past the main stage near the back
02:45:57:08	02:46:08:24	Chris [GM]	of the fairgrounds i won’t get too specific with that unless you check it again in the back uh and then another one is going actually you see two lines heading
02:46:08:24	02:46:17:11	Chris [GM]	off uh wait two three four you have three you’ll have four soon so there’s two lines
02:46:11:28	02:46:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	We have three. There should only be three.
02:46:15:05	02:46:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	There’s six
02:46:17:05	02:46:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, two left
02:46:18:19	02:46:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	Dark forest and that basically means like north and west. Is that what you mean?
02:46:26:02	02:46:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	Like dark forest looking at our map toward the imp, the limp, limpian.
02:46:27:10	02:46:38:04	Chris [GM]	so the line is kind of pointing in this direction here off towards i mean you’ve been there before too before limp the Imp Biscuits fix a shot, and then one off into the west.
02:46:35:12	02:46:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know that we found one
02:46:38:02	02:46:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	Is there one in the
02:46:43:06	02:46:43:19	Chris [GM]	You
02:46:44:29	02:46:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	because Bear Shark was busy tearing the imp part
02:46:47:12	02:46:58:13	Chris [GM]	actually The first time you guys visited it before we redid the episode you did see a scroll on the counter there.
02:46:53:06	02:46:54:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, retake
02:46:58:22	02:47:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, yeah we’re well aware of what can happen this time So we’re just gonna go in
02:47:02:22	02:47:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll just go on and release Basil.
02:47:05:06	02:47:06:26	Chris [GM]	You guys also have the Veil Stones now.
02:47:07:15	02:47:10:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i yeah i’ve been hugging these
02:47:09:28	02:47:11:29	Brin [Basil]	let’s do it
02:47:10:04	02:47:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:47:11:26	02:47:16:11	Steve [Nortle]	What’s the honey elixir that was stolen? Okay.
02:47:14:18	02:47:18:20	Chris [GM]	The honey elixir, yep. So you guys are heading back to the Thirsty Maiden, it sounds like?
02:47:18:15	02:47:22:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but we got this done so fast converted 24% of…
02:47:22:26	02:47:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
02:47:23:22	02:47:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	On our way back we’re looking for her missing honey elixes
02:47:29:03	02:47:37:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah. I would say that your greatest chance of finding where those are is actually at the Thirsty Major. Yep, starting there.
02:47:35:22	02:47:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	Start there.
02:47:38:24	02:47:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	I cast Scrying on Axel
02:47:42:20	02:47:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	because we know they’re the ones who took them We found that out last time
02:47:46:11	02:47:47:11	Chris [GM]	That’s right you did.
02:47:49:11	02:47:51:19	Chris [GM]	So yes
02:47:50:28	02:47:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve met him
02:47:51:23	02:48:00:16	Brin [Basil]	weren’t they, they were in the dressing room so maybe
02:47:55:07	02:47:56:07	Chris [GM]	Yes but
02:47:56:06	02:47:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think we’ve ever run into them. They’re here somewhere
02:48:01:28	02:48:02:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah
02:48:02:04	02:48:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	but but we do know that they were the ones who stole their honey elixirs.
02:48:06:01	02:48:14:03	Brin [Basil]	I swear yeah, I swear I remember there was like crates or something
02:48:06:25	02:48:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They weren’t the ones we ran into in the tent, like first thing we did that time.
02:48:10:14	02:48:10:24	Steve [Nortle]	Uh uh
02:48:13:22	02:48:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	We ran into them before we got here I don’ t think we have ever run into then and here at the Battle of Things
02:48:19:26	02:48:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	No,
02:48:20:11	02:48:27:20	Brin [Basil]	No, I think you’re right but we did I vaguely remember last time saying
02:48:24:29	02:48:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We like found the drinks, yeah.
02:48:28:12	02:48:37:17	Chris [GM]	with advantage on this With a modifier on this because I should have read this spell a long time ago. I should’ve been doing this the whole time, but if you’ve heard of the target,
02:48:29:29	02:48:30:18	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
02:48:38:26	02:48:45:26	Chris [GM]	if you have met the target and know the target well, there’s different sort of things. So you’ve met the Target…
02:48:42:16	02:48:46:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah And that’s what I’m saying yeah so yeah So
02:48:46:15	02:48:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	know each other yeah
02:48:47:13	02:48:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	I know it I’m familiar with it
02:48:48:10	02:48:50:23	Chris [GM]	Oh that’s true, we did establish that. You’re right.
02:48:49:28	02:48:52:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah no not only that i have a history
02:48:52:06	02:48:56:02	Chris [GM]	I would say you don’t know the Target well, you’ve meet them.
02:48:55:13	02:48:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	with these guys like they know who I am and I know who they are
02:48:59:10	02:49:03:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’v met them before. That would mean it was a plus zero on my roll.
02:49:04:23	02:49:07:04	Chris [GM]	That’s according to this chart. I wouldn’t…
02:49:05:04	02:49:12:06	Steve [Nortle]	it says first hand I’ve met the target familiar you know the target well so
02:49:08:21	02:49:09:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’ve met the target.
02:49:12:21	02:49:21:05	Chris [GM]	What do you define well? In my case, I’m defining it as You guys are buddies and stuff Like when you guys met You kind of seem to be like Eh, I don’t want this guy
02:49:22:12	02:49:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not going to argue about it but it’s more I’m familiar with them enough to know who they are whereas
02:49:30:06	02:49:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	familiar whereas like that’s okay okay fine
02:49:30:20	02:49:33:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, and I would say That’s the middle ground For sure
02:49:37:27	02:49:41:16	Chris [GM]	For this case, yeah But that means I’m not rolling within The damage or whatever
02:49:42:22	02:49:54:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you cast scrying and that allows you to do what again successful
02:49:54:04	02:50:00:29	Chris [GM]	save failed saves bill creates an invisible sensor within 10 feet of target see here through
02:50:00:29	02:50:08:24	Chris [GM]	the center as you were there a sensor moves with target remaining within ten feet of it for the duration creature they can see
02:50:10:11	02:50:18:22	Chris [GM]	okay so you see as uh as describing again and you see through the eyes of
02:50:20:00	02:50:31:07	Chris [GM]	Axel Rose uh you see a bunch of trees around you see that there’s sort of a makeshift camp set up you see Slash
02:50:31:12	02:50:41:22	Chris [GM]	Itsy Doof Dooper and Steve all the other band members there. Slush, slush slush slasher and
02:50:41:22	02:50:45:17	Chris [GM]	you also see that they’ve got tied up
02:50:46:28	02:50:52:05	Chris [GM]	a half orc large woman with them but
02:50:59:03	02:51:06:29	Chris [GM]	you don’t recognize the location that they’re at. You also as you’re looking around you don’ t notice any sort of honey elixirs around them
02:51:11:18	02:51:15:03	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, back to the Thest of Maiden then?
02:51:16:26	02:51:17:11	Chris [GM]	pop
02:51:25:26	02:51:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	out into the woods which I mean
02:51:28:28	02:51:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	Why not camping?
02:51:30:24	02:51:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but I mean like we could go in any of the directions it’s just west is always the way gestures whenever there’s bad stuff to the west but I don’t know
02:51:31:24	02:51:32:16	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s just…
02:51:42:05	02:51:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	but we could swing by the merch booth really fast and grab selfie put her in a headlock I could do a sleeper hold drag her off
02:51:54:19	02:52:04:27	Dave [Xeros]	throw her in the mitten heap or something so that if she does wake up and Butterface has not yet made a move when she tries to come back to Vanilla
02:51:55:08	02:51:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, let’s do that.
02:51:57:27	02:51:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, okay.
02:52:04:27	02:52:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	and she smells like crap, literally just garbage.
02:52:08:28	02:52:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm. Okay.
02:52:09:26	02:52:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	They’ll put the brakes on any poise that she might have.
02:52:13:09	02:52:21:02	Steve [Nortle]	Sabotage. We’ll sabotage and then meet up with our friends and then we’ll go to the woods.
02:52:15:07	02:52:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:52:20:05	02:52:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, if we’re going into the woods… I mean meta talk. We’ve got to go into the wood anyway to get one of the scrolls. we’ll want to go all together
02:52:28:08	02:52:31:05	Steve [Nortle]	Should we get all of the other scrolls first, though?
02:52:31:04	02:52:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	that might not be a bad idea I mean, we’re on the time crunch but um I mean 6
02:52:37:05	02:52:37:17	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
02:52:40:14	02:52:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	Just four? And there’s six total or seven?
02:52:45:02	02:52:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	because it spells Lilith
02:52:45:29	02:52:51:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potentially the imp.
02:52:46:29	02:52:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	Where’s the other one that we’re missing, then?
02:52:49:20	02:52:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	and at the north yeah
02:52:52:26	02:52:55:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, okay. So should we go to Olympiants?
02:52:56:25	02:52:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	we’ll take care of Thirsty Maiden no
02:53:01:02	02:53:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	you and I on the way back to Thirstymaiden will take care of Selfie
02:53:04:19	02:53:06:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, we got that.
02:53:06:09	02:53:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	then we’ll meet up regroup hit the imps and then go into the forest full force okay okay so
02:53:12:20	02:53:15:22	Chris [GM]	So I’m going to say it’s currently 3 o’clock. Rap battle starting
02:53:14:27	02:53:16:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yep. Yeah, we’ve got time.
02:53:17:28	02:53:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	chris uh our plan is that um on the way back to the thirsty maiden the two of us are going to swing by the merch booth and i’m gonna stealth up
02:53:29:09	02:53:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	behind a selfie who should be there flirting with manila and just put her in a sleeper hold and drag her off.
02:53:35:19	02:53:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just right out of nowhere.
02:53:36:01	02:53:36:23	Chris [GM]	Sounds good.
02:53:38:22	02:53:40:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, just ninja vanish!
02:53:40:15	02:53:41:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like it, you like it?
02:53:40:20	02:53:41:12	Chris [GM]	I like it.
02:53:42:22	02:53:44:16	Dave [Xeros]	You want to give me some inspiration on this?
02:53:45:20	02:53:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	Here, touched…
02:53:49:27	02:53:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	I touched on your shoulder.
02:53:51:25	02:53:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	Everybody has a different zone.
02:53:52:26	02:54:02:25	Brin [Basil]	it I should have warned you yeah making drinks like crazy
02:53:53:19	02:53:55:29	Chris [GM]	will you be thinking about what you’re gonna do with the whole little
02:53:58:29	02:54:01:06	Chris [GM]	you’re still working away with Pawn Butterface
02:54:02:26	02:54:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
02:54:08:06	02:54:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	Dang it!
02:54:11:13	02:54:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just double-checking my math.
02:54:13:02	02:54:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	You should.
02:54:14:08	02:54:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:54:15:19	02:54:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	Because it’s a small commotion.
02:54:17:20	02:54:20:29	Steve [Nortle]	I will cause a small commotion. That’s what I’m doing to help.
02:54:23:17	02:54:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:54:24:16	02:54:26:13	Chris [GM]	how do you cause a small promotion
02:54:25:25	02:54:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so he’s sneaking up and Selfie literally is next to Vanilla with a crystal taking his selfie.
02:54:32:26	02:54:34:07	Chris [GM]	I’m buttoning one button
02:54:35:24	02:54:36:22	Chris [GM]	oh yeah
02:54:36:12	02:54:47:26	Steve [Nortle]	And so they see Snortle sneaking up behind. And so I jump up in front of him. I’m like, hey do you want me to take that picture for ya? Real quick?
02:54:39:13	02:54:40:23	Chris [GM]	getting closer
02:54:41:05	02:54:44:16	Brin [Basil]	I… I tell my…
02:54:49:10	02:54:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you freaking flotaceous bitch.
02:54:49:20	02:54:50:26	Chris [GM]	so nice
02:54:52:06	02:54:52:27	Chris [GM]	what
02:54:53:23	02:54:56:26	Steve [Nortle]	Snap right when she’s got the ugliest face ever.
02:54:56:19	02:54:57:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54:57:04	02:55:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	just as my arm comes around yeah and
02:54:58:06	02:55:04:13	Steve [Nortle]	And I’m going to like click, click, and I’m going to send it to the paparazzi.
02:55:03:18	02:55:04:01	Chris [GM]	Paparazzi?
02:55:04:05	02:55:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:55:08:08	02:55:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	then i put her in a sleeper hold
02:55:09:19	02:55:11:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, each picture is just you
02:55:12:04	02:55:20:23	Steve [Nortle]	And I titled the text Floaty Bitch Goes Down.
02:55:20:24	02:55:21:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:55:22:18	02:55:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	And then yeah, and then I’m going to turn to Vanilla and say hey has LaDonna showed up at all today?
02:55:22:20	02:55:23:26	Chris [GM]	For your headline
02:55:31:10	02:55:32:29	Chris [GM]	She’s supposed to show up at 4 o’clock
02:55:35:07	02:55:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	she totally just gets wrecked he didn’t even notice
02:55:37:04	02:55:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m trying to make sure you can get away with her looking
02:55:42:04	02:55:51:16	Chris [GM]	well no like the way i pictured it is uh you were stealthy enough where the only person that would have realized this if they were looking at the photos right like he wouldn’t yeah
02:55:42:16	02:55:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like not even
02:55:47:04	02:55:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The only person would have realized was good pictures.
02:55:49:17	02:55:50:12	Steve [Nortle]	at the pictures, yeah.
02:55:54:13	02:56:02:28	Steve [Nortle]	But I’m going to hang on to the phone and I’m gonna give it to Butterface when we get there so she can see the pictures um And then I’m gunna say okay well
02:55:58:01	02:55:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	There you go.
02:55:59:27	02:56:00:11	Chris [GM]	like that
02:56:04:24	02:56:06:10	Chris [GM]	yes she’s supposed to show up at four o’clock
02:56:07:02	02:56:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	Okay She just hasn’t showed up anywhere today Really
02:56:07:12	02:56:09:12	Chris [GM]	She’s got a shirt signing.
02:56:11:02	02:56:11:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
02:56:11:10	02:56:13:05	Chris [GM]	I just know she’s supposed to be here at four.
02:56:13:18	02:56:14:27	Steve [Nortle]	Alright Um
02:56:16:11	02:56:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll be right back Later We’re gonna And he’s like Literally dragging Like their feet Like
02:56:19:06	02:56:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like, we?
02:56:23:12	02:56:24:11	Steve [Nortle]	Going through The dirt
02:56:25:06	02:56:33:19	Brin [Basil]	That’s insane.
02:56:25:14	02:56:25:23	Steve [Nortle]	Hey
02:56:27:20	02:56:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	We’re two for two
02:56:29:28	02:56:31:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’s two dead 20s.
02:56:34:22	02:56:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez
02:56:35:22	02:56:36:12	Chris [GM]	Okay hold on.
02:56:35:26	02:56:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	Can we try for a third?
02:56:37:10	02:56:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
02:56:38:22	02:56:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	What else can we do on the way back?
02:56:40:13	02:56:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know but I do feel randomly a
02:56:44:00	02:56:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	sleeper hold on a random woman counts as a good be
02:56:46:23	02:56:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah. On a random like
02:56:49:11	02:56:58:02	Chris [GM]	deed is if you successfully get Vanilla and Butterface to the Battle of the Bandit. You’re on the right track. Awesome.
02:56:53:03	02:56:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	to get together
02:56:57:06	02:57:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. So we’re going to drag Selfie back We’re gonna put her to work to help sell out during the rap battle Alright? But then we’re also going to help because you know
02:57:04:18	02:57:05:03	Chris [GM]	I like it.
02:57:06:15	02:57:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	and I am dragging her through the midden heap on the way back so that she stinks like garbage if she tries to put moves on Vanilla again
02:57:15:20	02:57:17:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s true Truth.
02:57:17:18	02:57:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
02:57:18:18	02:57:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	And then I’m going to, you know, Tom Cruise cocktail the hell out of the bar performance-wise.
02:57:19:18	02:57:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	thinking oh because it’s the battle has happened rat battle is happening so yeah
02:57:29:07	02:57:30:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, rap battle’s going to start.
02:57:29:27	02:57:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	so you can you can put put it on
02:57:31:25	02:57:36:03	Steve [Nortle]	So I’ll bartend. I’ll tend bar with a performance.
02:57:34:16	02:57:35:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hmm.
02:57:35:27	02:57:39:10	Chris [GM]	Was it 26% that you converted at the Choldworth Mud Resting thing?
02:57:36:11	02:57:36:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
02:57:39:04	02:57:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	26.
02:57:41:15	02:57:44:21	Steve [Nortle]	How many people total are here and how many do we have to convert to get all of them?
02:57:47:08	02:57:47:15	Chris [GM]	Maiden?
02:57:47:19	02:57:49:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, just the Battle of the Bands.
02:57:49:15	02:57:54:16	Chris [GM]	The Pedal of the Bands. I think I said before, wasn’t it? There’s at least thousands here.
02:57:51:25	02:57:52:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Everybody.
02:57:54:19	02:58:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you said something like 3,000 because when we sent all those people out but the crowd dissipated considerably. Yeah, just ran into the forest.
02:57:58:15	02:58:10:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah, there was a large amount of people that took up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I’m so mad that I forgot to do this. But after you guys were done talking to LaDonna the first time, I was going to have
02:58:10:00	02:58:14:05	Chris [GM]	some random guy come up to her with a mushroom and she’d be like, thanks?
02:58:12:24	02:58:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	What?
02:58:15:21	02:58:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	I made it all the way!
02:58:17:04	02:58:21:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was like God damn thing! Shoot.
02:58:17:17	02:58:20:00	Chris [GM]	I was like, I forgot! Dang it!
02:58:17:28	02:58:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:58:17:28	02:58:19:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:58:18:17	02:58:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:58:22:13	02:58:22:25	Chris [GM]	Anyways.
02:58:25:05	02:58:32:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay. So let’s go back to The Thirsty Maiden. That was still 2 o’clock. You guys did all that within that amount of time.
02:58:29:19	02:58:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:58:32:07	02:58:33:05	Steve [Nortle]	Two nat 20s, man.
02:58:34:16	02:58:35:26	Chris [GM]	We’re now at 3 o’ clock.
02:58:37:04	02:58:45:02	Chris [GM]	Rap battle is about to begin. Hasn’t started yet you’re still behind the bar with Fawn Butterface. Falco, what have you been up to?
02:58:45:06	02:58:55:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, so I have not… I’ve concealed myself within the bar. Not left stuff around. Uh-huh.
02:58:51:14	02:58:52:11	Chris [GM]	I’ll still be.
02:58:52:03	02:59:03:00	Brin [Basil]	He’s in the corner drinking a club soda. Only give me mug fruit beer.
02:58:54:12	02:58:55:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:55:10	02:58:55:22	Chris [GM]	you out.
02:58:56:12	02:58:56:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:58:57:19	02:59:00:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like put his foot up
02:59:04:02	02:59:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you look like a gnome or something not a child
02:59:07:24	02:59:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m going to try and find who’s little justice father
02:59:15:02	02:59:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	for him.
02:59:15:23	02:59:16:09	Chris [GM]	Freedom.
02:59:18:13	02:59:28:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s going to be up there soon. I’m gonna try and persuade him to convince everybody they need to buy more drinks basically sell out so I’ll go into
02:59:30:26	02:59:34:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m trying to find him and say
02:59:34:04	02:59:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	He is a man of idiocy
02:59:37:04	02:59:41:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, he’s a preacher not hideous though. He is a preacher
02:59:37:19	02:59:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	words many many words no
02:59:38:25	02:59:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, he used to be a preacher.
02:59:38:26	02:59:39:15	Chris [GM]	A preacher man.
02:59:41:14	02:59:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	What is he a preacher of? There’s really only one religion.
02:59:45:09	02:59:50:15	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t say that. There’s many religions in the land of Koreans.
02:59:50:22	02:59:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i think there are and i mean over a course of a century
02:59:52:26	03:00:00:11	Chris [GM]	It would certainly be gospel-based. Deep, deep south gospel-base.
02:59:56:29	03:00:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	the riddiest
02:59:57:24	03:00:02:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so it’d be like the reorganized Church of Riddius.
03:00:03:03	03:00:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	The Riddious.
03:00:07:05	03:00:10:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, the Rizziest of Idiots.
03:00:08:10	03:00:10:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:08:19	03:00:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:00:08:26	03:00:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. The Rizziest.
03:00:12:05	03:00:13:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:12:14	03:00:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:00:12:14	03:00:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:00:12:14	03:00:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:00:12:25	03:00:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	That is So amazing! R-I-Z-Z E-N
03:00:15:20	03:00:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:00:18:13	03:00:23:21	Brin [Basil]	Literally the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I can’t wait to go to my mom’s house wearing that.
03:00:22:07	03:00:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re like cousins though
03:00:24:29	03:00:25:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:00:25:20	03:00:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Cousin Religions
03:00:25:23	03:00:26:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
03:00:27:23	03:00:30:17	Chris [GM]	similar themes and beliefs
03:00:29:20	03:00:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	There’s…
03:00:31:00	03:00:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	they’re wrong but
03:00:31:26	03:00:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, they’re just a little bit more like peppy. I mean, they brought the band in. They actually have the drums.
03:00:35:23	03:00:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Peppy
03:00:36:02	03:00:43:20	Chris [GM]	but mc freedom left that a long time ago to pursue his rap career you know so he’s not currently
03:00:38:27	03:00:42:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay alright
03:00:44:20	03:00:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s his background so
03:00:47:21	03:00:50:15	Steve [Nortle]	Lil’ Justice is the son of a preacher man. Remember?
03:00:52:10	03:00:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do I find him? do I have to search for him or anything he’s on stage okay
03:00:57:14	03:01:04:02	Chris [GM]	yeah he’s like up on stage getting ready to like start the show yeah totally but you get
03:01:08:11	03:01:18:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow I just I’m in need of some spiritual guidance if only there was someone here to help me during this time of uncertainty
03:01:19:06	03:01:21:27	Chris [GM]	looks down he’s like oh uh do you want an
03:01:22:27	03:01:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh hi love an autograph
03:01:24:01	03:01:33:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s my son.
03:01:27:16	03:01:28:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you
03:01:29:04	03:01:29:28	Chris [GM]	your mommy and daddy
03:01:35:22	03:01:36:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
03:01:37:08	03:01:49:13	Brin [Basil]	Time’s asshole is
03:01:39:23	03:01:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	spiritual guidance
03:01:41:07	03:01:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, I don’t think they’re here. Why are they talking? I don’T think they’RE HERE!
03:01:43:06	03:01:43:27	Chris [GM]	he does
03:01:43:28	03:01:45:20	Steve [Nortle]	You need to take him under your wing.
03:01:46:18	03:01:47:21	Dave [Xeros]	both metaphorically
03:01:49:13	03:02:02:10	Brin [Basil]	dead, is dead and
03:01:51:27	03:01:53:20	Chris [GM]	What would you like me to sign?
03:01:54:11	03:02:00:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, yeah, my mom over there… She’s the only one supporting us right now. It’s kind of a hard time.
03:02:02:10	03:02:14:22	Brin [Basil]	I unbutton another button that’s why he’s so soft doing
03:02:08:05	03:02:15:03	Chris [GM]	You’re doing these really outrageous tricks, throwing drinks around. People are really engaged with what you’re doing.
03:02:14:22	03:02:15:12	Brin [Basil]	flips
03:02:17:21	03:02:29:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	would really help us. that would really make our Christmas this year if we could If you could If we sell all of If we
03:02:22:18	03:02:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	think it’s called hideousness.
03:02:25:17	03:02:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	him it would be Rizmas.
03:02:29:02	03:02:30:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sell all the drinks
03:02:31:13	03:02:40:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We Could really use The money, your generosity Would really help If you encourage the audience to Purchase all of the drinks
03:02:31:27	03:02:48:03	Brin [Basil]	With advantage.
03:02:40:22	03:02:43:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There we go
03:02:41:07	03:02:46:17	Chris [GM]	You’ve got me tearing up my little man. Roll a persuasion.
03:02:48:03	03:02:52:06	Brin [Basil]	Those eyes are advantageous when it comes to begging.
03:02:51:24	03:02:54:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my mother It’s a seven
03:03:03:25	03:03:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	Foul mouth, rather.
03:03:07:18	03:03:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, no cussing! Damn it!
03:03:08:01	03:03:19:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t worry we’re gonna catch charm person in addition to the persuasion he has to make a wisdom saving throw it’s to beat
03:03:11:06	03:03:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:11:16	03:03:12:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:03:13:16	03:03:14:27	Chris [GM]	fantastic now we’re thinking
03:03:17:05	03:03:24:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god!
03:03:20:07	03:03:24:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14 are you kidding me
03:03:21:07	03:03:22:11	Chris [GM]	sounds good awesome
03:03:25:16	03:03:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	going to be a Merry Rismas for you, my friend.
03:03:27:21	03:03:30:03	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom looks down at you and he’s like look kid
03:03:31:20	03:03:33:18	Chris [GM]	I appreciate what you’re doing for your mom
03:03:35:09	03:03:44:03	Chris [GM]	I’ll see if I can get the crowd going but I gotta focus on what I gotta do here you know we’re trying to put on a show you’re a fan of Little Justice right my son
03:03:47:10	03:03:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s right up your alley.
03:03:48:02	03:03:58:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna do I’m gonna make one more attempt I’m going to I’m just gonna do the puss in boots eyes like big big watery eyes just tearing up it’s okay, it’s fine
03:03:58:27	03:04:01:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll be fine with these clothes for next school year
03:04:05:18	03:04:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is performance and we’re going to try and persuade him I’m going to use Brynn’s Dice Tower maybe mix it up a little bit
03:04:09:25	03:04:11:14	Brin [Basil]	This is performance.
03:04:16:00	03:04:17:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my
03:04:17:05	03:04:18:05	Brin [Basil]	What is it?
03:04:19:01	03:04:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well, I got a 9
03:04:22:23	03:04:32:27	Chris [GM]	kid you really shouldn’t pee at a bar like you know that right this is not place for you he’s looking out for a kid who should not be in this kind of environment.
03:04:26:20	03:04:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna I am gonna
03:04:33:05	03:04:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	Should I call child social services for ya?
03:04:36:07	03:04:39:26	Chris [GM]	No, no. We won’t go that far. Those guys are nuts.
03:04:39:22	03:04:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	Basil gets arrested Oh, please. Mall cops? Bring them!
03:04:41:08	03:04:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:04:43:27	03:04:45:15	Brin [Basil]	He’s not my son!
03:04:48:23	03:04:50:05	Chris [GM]	I liked the idea of it.
03:04:50:01	03:04:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	And I come barging in Hi sister!
03:04:54:14	03:04:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to actually leave the Thirsty Maiden
03:04:56:19	03:04:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:04:57:19	03:05:09:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to go wait outside To get the next scroll I don’t even recognize you
03:05:00:03	03:05:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	In shame.
03:05:01:19	03:05:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	Just as you’re walking out we’re pulling Selfie in
03:05:07:14	03:05:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	We stop
03:05:09:10	03:05:12:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My head is so low We bump shoulders and I just like
03:05:12:12	03:05:14:01	Steve [Nortle]	Who is that little kid?
03:05:14:01	03:05:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	He shouldn’t be in a bar whoever he is
03:05:15:07	03:05:17:00	Steve [Nortle]	You shouldn’t be in a bar, kid
03:05:16:21	03:05:49:09	Brin [Basil]	that’s foul claw you idiot can’t be
03:05:21:22	03:05:25:03	Chris [GM]	you see basil already hard at work with an apron on
03:05:25:27	03:05:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna cast I’m going to cast Suggestion on her to, it’s on selfie. 17 and I’m just going to say
03:05:36:20	03:05:48:14	Steve [Nortle]	hey listen you little hoe bag You’re gonna work harder today than you’ve ever worked in your life You’re going to sell more drinks than that girl right there
03:05:49:09	03:05:49:21	Brin [Basil]	done
03:05:51:02	03:05:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	So good luck
03:05:53:12	03:05:54:18	Chris [GM]	she immediately
03:05:57:20	03:05:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	Put an apron on!
03:05:59:09	03:06:02:19	Chris [GM]	and falling by their face is like it’s about time selfie where were you
03:06:02:03	03:06:08:01	Brin [Basil]	he’s like where’s my apron i can’t find it I’m wearing it you stupid bitch
03:06:08:17	03:06:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah We need extra help Hey, by the way, I’m going to just point at Vaughn. Hey, you know who I am? You should know of it.
03:06:17:19	03:06:19:19	Chris [GM]	uh yeah your arrows i know eros
03:06:19:09	03:06:29:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, hey, before I was Eros, I attended bar for a long time. I grabbed a couple cups and they do Tom Cruise cocktail tricks. The rap battle is about to begin.
03:06:29:22	03:06:35:23	Steve [Nortle]	I can sell you out in this hour if you let me sit behind the bar. I won’t charge you a thing. Actually, you what? For the fun, I’ll pay you.
03:06:39:05	03:06:42:04	Brin [Basil]	trust me you should hire this guy
03:06:42:04	03:06:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. All right. I’ll throw 100 gold pieces on. 50 is to buy the first round of drinks for everyone in the bar.
03:06:52:10	03:07:03:10	Chris [GM]	So immediately, everyone is cheering and shouting. And Fawn starts to announce, hey, y’all know who this is?
03:07:03:14	03:07:05:22	Chris [GM]	Eros is here to serve you drinks.
03:07:05:24	03:07:16:13	Steve [Nortle]	First rounds on me, my friends! What? Let’s roll with this, my friends. Rap battle’s starting. I’m going to roll some cups down there
03:07:07:26	03:07:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	Woo!
03:07:13:29	03:07:29:21	Brin [Basil]	do I
03:07:16:13	03:07:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	and then I’d throw them over to you. We’re just gonna play like a little cocktail
03:07:19:26	03:07:22:06	Chris [GM]	Throw me a little performance check for both of you guys.
03:07:21:04	03:07:22:18	Steve [Nortle]	performance check on this one.
03:07:22:24	03:07:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m i’m gonna i’m assisting with uh oh never mind that’s three
03:07:25:25	03:07:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20. You’ve got to be kidding me. That’s the three! Three in a row!
03:07:28:29	03:07:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	i i’m
03:07:29:21	03:07:31:04	Brin [Basil]	even need to roll
03:07:31:03	03:07:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s that It’s the hat trick.
03:07:31:11	03:07:32:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I want to see your performance too.
03:07:36:14	03:07:37:22	Chris [GM]	It’s not going to fail.
03:07:36:24	03:07:39:13	Brin [Basil]	it’s not as good but it’s a 9
03:07:40:11	03:07:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	assisting i’m assistant by drumming on my on my shelf okay so uh no what i
03:07:46:26	03:07:48:29	Brin [Basil]	he’s no longer assisting
03:07:49:06	03:07:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	yes yeah it’s only freaking four common timing freaking two
03:07:53:13	03:07:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:07:56:08	03:07:58:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay, we got this!
03:07:56:26	03:08:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	well no
03:07:58:15	03:08:03:25	Chris [GM]	Eros, you’re carrying the performance but you guys are going along with it. It’s going well. Let’s roll
03:08:06:05	03:08:12:08	Chris [GM]	because we have Basil working in it and we have Selfie back We have Eros now working by the scenes
03:08:12:02	03:08:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	We also have Butterface so there are four of us.
03:08:14:15	03:08:16:16	Chris [GM]	Four of You. Butterface was always there
03:08:15:15	03:08:18:18	Dave [Xeros]	we need butterface to go so she can meet up with Vanilla.
03:08:17:18	03:08:20:16	Steve [Nortle]	No she said we have to sell everything out and then she can go.
03:08:19:23	03:08:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	And then, right, okay.
03:08:20:11	03:08:27:28	Chris [GM]	if she has no reason to be there, right? So I’d say you have three chances here. Like three advantages, right,
03:08:29:03	03:08:33:29	Chris [GM]	to get the highest percentile you can. You’ve already sold out 45%.
03:08:31:06	03:08:37:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll go get Vanilla and bring him too, Butterface.
03:08:37:04	03:08:40:28	Chris [GM]	Okay. Well he’s going to be manning in a merch booth and at 4 o’clock we got
03:08:41:21	03:08:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	Why do you think he wants to go to the merch booth at 4 o’clock?
03:08:44:06	03:08:47:17	Chris [GM]	LaDonna is supposed to be showing up at 4 O’Clock.
03:08:44:21	03:08:56:17	Brin [Basil]	She likes
03:08:47:05	03:08:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	He can’t
03:08:47:16	03:08:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	Does she like children?
03:08:48:25	03:08:50:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll take over for him
03:08:52:01	03:08:53:23	Steve [Nortle]	I heard Ladonna has a little
03:08:53:13	03:08:54:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll persuade him
03:08:54:26	03:08:55:11	Steve [Nortle]	pedo
03:08:56:17	03:08:58:13	Brin [Basil]	boys under 16.
03:08:58:07	03:08:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah that’s right
03:08:59:16	03:09:00:16	Chris [GM]	All right let’s
03:09:01:24	03:09:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s already at 45… So it is 55% left.
03:09:02:09	03:09:03:12	Chris [GM]	Basil you roll one
03:09:06:26	03:09:08:04	Chris [GM]	55% left, yep.
03:09:08:25	03:09:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	so we’re not doing like 50% of 55. We’re just gonna go straight, we just need to get to 55.
03:09:12:28	03:09:14:15	Chris [GM]	Right, we’re just going to up the…
03:09:15:29	03:09:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, and you got three rolls.
03:09:17:07	03:09:17:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay?
03:09:19:21	03:09:28:29	Chris [GM]	We’ll just add to 45%, whatever that is. Hopefully it gets to 100%. Okay, so we’re at 56%.
03:09:21:04	03:09:22:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s why I was…
03:09:22:19	03:09:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	Like… Oh, frick!
03:09:23:27	03:09:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	Oh my gosh! 11.
03:09:28:25	03:09:36:18	Brin [Basil]	is it my turn? 95
03:09:29:22	03:09:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
03:09:36:18	03:09:46:04	Brin [Basil]	it was definitely
03:09:40:15	03:09:41:01	Chris [GM]	Bladooosh!
03:09:41:24	03:09:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	Bladouge!
03:09:46:04	03:09:52:02	Brin [Basil]	the second. I’m gonna need to do this more often
03:09:47:00	03:09:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:09:47:20	03:09:48:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:09:47:29	03:09:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:09:49:26	03:09:50:11	Chris [GM]	So
03:09:52:17	03:09:53:02	Chris [GM]	everybody
03:09:54:01	03:09:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	Anything to support your kid?
03:09:55:16	03:09:56:02	Chris [GM]	more
03:09:55:26	03:10:37:12	Brin [Basil]	that’s right! It’s all for my son no he
03:09:58:19	03:10:00:15	Chris [GM]	with the hard work you guys put
03:10:03:27	03:10:04:13	Chris [GM]	in
03:10:05:14	03:10:10:10	Chris [GM]	With the incredible rap battle that’s happening between Little Justice and Trippity,
03:10:13:26	03:10:22:28	Chris [GM]	with buying up all the drinks, enjoying themselves. This may go down in history as one of the best moments for The Thirsty Maiden.
03:10:20:27	03:10:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	Best?
03:10:24:05	03:10:29:28	Chris [GM]	Fantastic you guys. Congratulations. I would say that was a very good deed to have sold all things.
03:10:28:25	03:10:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	BAM
03:10:29:09	03:10:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	While I’m flipping all those things around, I am going to slide a hand and just grab that scroll underneath. Do you need me to roll for that?
03:10:33:14	03:10:34:16	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Go for it.
03:10:36:02	03:10:36:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, of course.
03:10:37:12	03:10:51:22	Brin [Basil]	got a nat 20 yo what
03:10:39:06	03:10:41:01	Chris [GM]	Was performance? Let’s just see what happens.
03:10:42:01	03:10:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I got it.
03:10:43:02	03:10:43:23	Chris [GM]	good job
03:10:45:06	03:10:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	Nine? Point one?
03:10:48:12	03:10:49:18	Chris [GM]	awesome you grab the scroll
03:10:49:18	03:10:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	And so that also means That
03:10:54:04	03:11:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	The vanilla Like their romance can happen So is that two good deeds
03:10:58:12	03:10:58:26	Chris [GM]	yeah
03:11:00:04	03:11:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	Then? Okay
03:11:00:20	03:11:09:02	Chris [GM]	that’s THE Good Deed which is you made it possible for them to be able to go to the finale of The Battle of Events
03:11:02:19	03:11:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	Well, we sold them out. Possible for them to get together.
03:11:08:08	03:11:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	But We got the good deed done
03:11:10:18	03:11:18:25	Chris [GM]	you got the Good Deeds if you can convince her to go I don’t think we’ll have any problems doing that there’s nothing left to sell
03:11:16:24	03:11:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	You should go to The merch booth Yeah actually that was 17
03:11:19:06	03:11:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:11:19:06	03:11:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:19:06	03:11:20:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:11:21:07	03:11:21:14	Brin [Basil]	you
03:11:23:25	03:11:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	17 persuasion doesn’t require a lot sometimes. She wanted to go anyway. Hey, we’re sold out.
03:11:24:09	03:11:25:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:28:17	03:11:29:02	Chris [GM]	well
03:11:31:03	03:11:41:26	Chris [GM]	my honey elixirs were all stolen. I couldn’t sell those you guys gave me a solid thank you uh, I saved some signature drinks for you guys
03:11:37:06	03:11:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	No problem. You have 50 gold pieces
03:11:44:02	03:11:47:12	Chris [GM]	one you want and yeah, I’m gonna go
03:11:47:14	03:11:55:08	Brin [Basil]	Yes, Demonade. Thank you very much and
03:11:49:08	03:11:49:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one!
03:11:50:09	03:11:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	please.
03:11:50:21	03:11:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	Arriba
03:11:52:16	03:11:56:11	Chris [GM]	Selfie, Selfie did you know that Vanilla invited me to go to the finale of the
03:11:56:21	03:12:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah! Did ya? And my eyes glow like white hot.
03:12:01:19	03:12:09:00	Steve [Nortle]	what yeah yeah you need you need to go find those honey elixirs
03:12:02:15	03:12:04:20	Chris [GM]	She starts cleaning the bar as fast as he can.
03:12:09:00	03:12:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	and sell them you got you got eight hours you got
03:12:12:22	03:12:15:01	Chris [GM]	She heads in the back room and starts looking for clues.
03:12:17:27	03:12:29:00	Dave [Xeros]	oh can i uh can i also investigate just for any clues and i don’t have a whole lot to yeah but in that 20 we’ll do it
03:12:23:25	03:12:35:02	Brin [Basil]	to
03:12:27:02	03:12:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	on that 20 oh my gosh dude okay we win the day yeah yeah
03:12:28:12	03:12:30:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my…
03:12:30:28	03:12:31:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you…
03:12:31:29	03:12:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:12:32:29	03:12:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can you guys roll my dice next time i’ve got i think it’s got the rain cloud um
03:12:35:02	03:12:38:06	Brin [Basil]	make up for last time at three is that
03:12:38:06	03:13:36:29	Brin [Basil]	three today you just
03:12:42:06	03:12:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	four on team air ordle
03:12:47:22	03:12:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	Noros.
03:12:47:26	03:12:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	nordus noros Team Noro Okay
03:12:49:20	03:12:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	Team Noros! Woo!
03:12:54:03	03:13:05:07	Chris [GM]	You guys… Nordle, you follow Selfie into the back room and she starts showing you like this is where she usually keeps them. You see a couple broken bottles of honey that looks around on the floor
03:13:05:07	03:13:16:16	Chris [GM]	and strangely no one has ever noticed you see some footprints that look human size leading out the door to a very specific pathway
03:13:17:23	03:13:23:05	Chris [GM]	and I would imagine you’d have some way to hone in on than detractors yet
03:13:23:12	03:13:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	So I can do a survival Check
03:13:25:26	03:13:26:10	Chris [GM]	yes
03:13:28:25	03:13:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	15 Yep, 15
03:13:29:24	03:13:41:16	Chris [GM]	okay awesome yeah the footprints are very i mean they’re distinct they’re clear enough to pick them out you are able to follow them and they lead to uh as you follow them
03:13:41:16	03:13:50:12	Chris [GM]	they leave two what looks like a bunch of tents that be considered kind of like a hotel inside the fairgrounds so people could
03:13:50:12	03:13:57:11	Chris [GM]	rent right where the bands kind of can stay and kind of have their space.
03:13:59:12	03:14:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Is that in relation to
03:14:01:27	03:14:04:11	Chris [GM]	Technically, it would be over here in 4.
03:14:04:16	03:14:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
03:14:06:09	03:14:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Okay That’s not the forest
03:14:10:05	03:14:16:02	Chris [GM]	No, the footprints aren’t leading to the dark forest. They’re leading specifically to a larger…
03:14:16:27	03:14:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	Are there a bunch of trees there?
03:14:18:26	03:14:19:29	Chris [GM]	no trees.
03:14:20:11	03:14:22:18	Steve [Nortle]	I think they may have just hidden it in their tent.
03:14:22:26	03:14:33:24	Chris [GM]	It’s kind of like a room like a hotel room and it’s enclosed but large enough to be a large tent
03:14:33:24	03:14:36:10	Chris [GM]	you could have like a hotel room size.
03:14:36:06	03:14:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s now 4 o’clock right Because 3 o’clock was the rat battle I’m just wondering if we have enough time.
03:14:37:20	03:14:48:27	Chris [GM]	No, it’s only… Well actually yes at this point I would say this what you’re doing is still part of the 3 o’clock hour but the next location you guys go to
03:14:45:22	03:14:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, let’s – should we sprint it? I mean, it’s been four Nat 20s.
03:14:46:01	03:14:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, how could it possibly do anything different?
03:14:53:22	03:14:55:29	Chris [GM]	Anyway footprints lead to this specific
03:14:56:26	03:14:58:18	Brin [Basil]	to say it out loud you damn fools
03:14:58:18	03:15:18:13	Brin [Basil]	you’re all we’re all cursed now. I’m
03:15:02:05	03:15:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	Someone is going to roll a Nat 20 in the next little bit. All right, let us do this.
03:15:04:17	03:15:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, let’s do this!
03:15:05:08	03:15:14:16	Chris [GM]	Alright so what is it you’re going? You’ve been led to a room a tent. You went somewhere
03:15:09:24	03:15:13:01	Steve [Nortle]	Are we full team again or are we just still Noros?
03:15:11:12	03:15:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:15:12:18	03:15:16:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I left Hank pretty depressed.
03:15:15:29	03:15:17:17	Chris [GM]	you can choose to go with
03:15:18:13	03:15:23:10	Brin [Basil]	just following. Absolutely.
03:15:19:11	03:15:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, no races.
03:15:19:15	03:15:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	You want to race?
03:15:25:14	03:15:35:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I want to do a little reconnaissance. I wanna go out into the… I wanna fly out of the dark forest if I can see where the arrows are going
03:15:35:03	03:15:38:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and see if I could potentially locate this girl
03:15:38:27	03:15:46:03	Chris [GM]	yeah stealth mode okay i like it um you’re gonna be taking a risk so let’s hope
03:15:39:21	03:15:48:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	silent stealth mode. Like, I have silent feathers.
03:15:48:20	03:15:50:12	Steve [Nortle]	He is, he flies silently
03:15:49:01	03:15:51:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am quiet
03:15:51:29	03:16:04:13	Brin [Basil]	He’s like soft unless
03:15:53:21	03:15:56:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m really small and hard to locate right now.
03:15:54:11	03:16:02:28	Chris [GM]	okay yeah so you’re going to fly out over the forest okay so i will have you roll investigation
03:15:58:20	03:16:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	Easily mistaken for a pigeon
03:16:02:07	03:16:03:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not a threat!
03:16:04:08	03:16:14:28	Chris [GM]	you are you do see the arrows kind of pointing you and down but it’s going down you get to an area where the line is pretty much it’s below you. You can sense
03:16:14:21	03:16:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	and he’s over the forest I’m sorry.
03:16:16:02	03:16:25:16	Chris [GM]	yeah, he’s over the dark forest The line is pointing down but the trees are very thick so you can’t necessarily see through them unless your
03:16:27:20	03:16:37:06	Brin [Basil]	perch you can see in the dark for
03:16:27:21	03:16:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	What do your owl and eyes see?
03:16:34:14	03:16:40:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i do have yeah 60 feet you know night vision whatever but it’s pretty dark that’s pretty
03:16:37:06	03:16:43:25	Brin [Basil]	us it’s
03:16:37:26	03:16:40:06	Chris [GM]	Dark forest that definitely will help
03:16:39:22	03:16:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it’s dark in the forest
03:16:43:09	03:16:51:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	investigation is so bad i am i’m gonna go right to the tops of the branches
03:16:44:01	03:16:48:05	Steve [Nortle]	are you going to descend into the thicket of trees
03:16:44:20	03:16:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	That makes sense.
03:16:51:18	03:17:15:28	Brin [Basil]	gonna take a risk yeah they
03:16:52:01	03:17:00:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and maybe potentially like perch maybe i’m going to see what i can see before i touch
03:16:53:13	03:16:55:10	Chris [GM]	If you’ll do that
03:17:00:06	03:17:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the trees okay with my advantage can i
03:17:07:22	03:17:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have somebody else’s um oh yeah wait you guys have been rolling 20s and everything
03:17:09:08	03:17:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:17:10:26	03:17:12:05	Steve [Nortle]	here do you want to use one of mine
03:17:13:17	03:17:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled a two net 20s
03:17:14:19	03:17:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	The superstition that D&D players generate It’s so fast
03:17:15:28	03:17:25:23	Brin [Basil]	had to say it out loud you guys
03:17:18:25	03:17:19:27	Chris [GM]	yeah it is
03:17:22:23	03:17:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	well that’s bad
03:17:26:23	03:17:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do not I do know all right uh yeah
03:17:26:29	03:17:27:09	Chris [GM]	trees
03:17:27:01	03:17:42:08	Brin [Basil]	You don’t, you don’t see much…you have
03:17:31:10	03:17:37:14	Chris [GM]	you can choose to land like you said if you do that I’m going to make you roll stealth because
03:17:31:12	03:17:40:19	Steve [Nortle]	get them all out and get it out of the system
03:17:37:14	03:17:46:09	Chris [GM]	you know the general area though where this scroll is located
03:17:39:07	03:17:39:28	Dave [Xeros]	out of the system
03:17:42:03	03:17:49:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
03:17:42:08	03:17:43:10	Brin [Basil]	really good stuff don’t
03:17:49:10	03:17:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I um
03:17:50:13	03:17:52:22	Chris [GM]	and it would be easy for you to find again
03:17:53:11	03:17:54:01	Steve [Nortle]	trapped in there
03:18:02:24	03:18:05:01	Brin [Basil]	What drink did you take? Can you take a drink?
03:18:05:23	03:18:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m too young
03:18:07:26	03:18:11:02	Steve [Nortle]	purged. Can I grab an extra one for him?
03:18:09:08	03:18:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:18:10:10	03:18:11:12	Chris [GM]	yeah what
03:18:12:29	03:18:17:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll grab purge. I’ll get whatever the spell slot is for him.
03:18:13:00	03:18:15:09	Chris [GM]	are you writing these down purge
03:18:13:13	03:18:14:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you give me a drink
03:18:17:26	03:18:18:17	Chris [GM]	sounds good
03:18:19:11	03:18:20:07	Brin [Basil]	Demonade, always.
03:18:20:04	03:18:27:13	Chris [GM]	demonate always i like it yeah write those down please yep um spell crux blast is what you grab
03:18:22:03	03:18:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	The octopus. Spell Crux Blast. You gotta spell Crux Flast.
03:18:23:18	03:18:25:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this was going good at the beginning
03:18:30:06	03:18:32:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna try and land so I can see what’s going on down there
03:18:35:25	03:18:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my
03:18:37:19	03:18:38:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	13
03:18:40:16	03:18:52:16	Chris [GM]	I will say uh if you can give me a reason why they wouldn’t suspect hearing a strange noise from up in the
03:18:47:22	03:19:01:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	look like
03:18:52:16	03:18:55:01	Chris [GM]	trees, we’ll let this pass.
03:18:55:10	03:18:58:04	Brin [Basil]	Can’t he just like make himself look like a regular bird?
03:18:59:17	03:18:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	enough
03:18:59:21	03:19:01:09	Chris [GM]	It’s got to be a good enough reason right?
03:19:00:13	03:19:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	strip naked, take off your clothes.
03:19:04:23	03:19:09:26	Chris [GM]	Basically as you land on the tree you see that there is camp below you
03:19:04:28	03:19:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	Pigeon!
03:19:07:04	03:19:34:15	Brin [Basil]	Father and
03:19:10:28	03:19:20:13	Chris [GM]	and you make a little bit of noise not a ton just a little but it does startle one of the personages down below
03:19:32:12	03:19:36:04	Chris [GM]	This is still during the 3 o’clock hour too and did all his stuff
03:19:34:15	03:19:34:22	Brin [Basil]	son!
03:19:35:12	03:19:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:19:39:07	03:19:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	going on here.
03:19:43:05	03:19:48:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a, you know A grove of trees Personages Let me see how this is going
03:19:50:01	03:19:56:21	Brin [Basil]	Definitely. In the dark forest.
03:19:50:16	03:19:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	It worked with it worked with Amla.
03:19:51:07	03:19:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a binding Darkness
03:20:09:23	03:20:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just your food.
03:20:12:19	03:20:14:04	Steve [Nortle]	Crowbar Dung
03:20:13:23	03:20:14:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:20:14:22	03:20:16:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nothing suspicious
03:20:16:25	03:20:20:11	Chris [GM]	All right, let’s see if you can keep your balance on the branch while you’re doing this.
03:20:17:06	03:20:20:08	Brin [Basil]	Alright, let’s see if you can get down to that one. Go!
03:20:28:07	03:20:29:12	Chris [GM]	is going on tonight?
03:20:29:10	03:20:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	Never Split the party Basil getting stuck In the mirror
03:20:30:17	03:20:32:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	13 again
03:20:35:07	03:20:36:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a 13
03:20:38:28	03:20:50:19	Chris [GM]	So the ration goes flying off. It makes a noise. Everyone except for the one guy that heard the sound the first time looks over in the other direction but the other guy goes
03:20:51:08	03:20:51:23	Chris [GM]	hey
03:20:54:19	03:20:55:23	Brin [Basil]	Fly away!
03:20:58:13	03:20:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	Jeez.
03:21:00:25	03:21:05:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	anything I can see the camp now all of them
03:21:05:19	03:21:09:06	Chris [GM]	see who’s yelling at you and you do recognize it as
03:21:10:07	03:21:11:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I can’t
03:21:10:10	03:21:10:25	Chris [GM]	slush
03:21:13:10	03:21:17:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	see where the arrow is at if it’s pointing at one of them
03:21:15:01	03:21:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	My scrying orb is still there by the way
03:21:17:29	03:21:23:16	Chris [GM]	with trying to but you know that it was pointing down towards camp so it’s gotta be there
03:21:23:19	03:21:34:07	Steve [Nortle]	as we’re running over to the other tents. Hey funny thing Scrying Orb has now seen Foulclaw in the camp of Roses and Gunzes
03:21:34:21	03:21:44:13	Chris [GM]	he’s got to get out of there pretty quick I would say hold on
03:21:36:21	03:21:37:20	Steve [Nortle]	just FYI
03:21:38:24	03:21:42:13	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know where he’s at but if he gets captured we’re going to have to go save him
03:21:42:04	03:21:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	That would suck.
03:21:44:13	03:21:52:05	Chris [GM]	you don’t know any of this is happening like oh at the camp you really do that’s right
03:21:45:25	03:21:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	No, I had my scryingorb there It’s for 8 hours dude
03:21:48:10	03:21:50:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yeah it’s our secret
03:21:53:27	03:22:00:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do I know what creatures these guys are? Oh, just slowly humans. Okay
03:22:00:15	03:22:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	No wings.
03:22:02:03	03:22:13:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m actually gonna i’m i’m kind of betting that my friends are going to find their way out here uh I’m gonna, I’m going to fly…I’m gonna hope they follow me.
03:22:14:04	03:22:23:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m-gonna lead them on a chase and I’m gonna kinda take them away from camp so I’m gonna go kind of stay above the trees but they’re thick so they probably can’t hit me or anything
03:22:24:26	03:22:32:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we’ll make a little loop around the trees.
03:22:27:13	03:22:28:04	Dave [Xeros]	shark in there!
03:22:27:29	03:22:28:29	Brin [Basil]	Ha ha!
03:22:30:03	03:22:36:16	Chris [GM]	so we’re gonna do chase mechanic but you’re now the quarry so you’re trying to get away Does that make sense?
03:22:35:22	03:22:38:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, great. Yep, fantastic.
03:22:38:15	03:22:41:09	Chris [GM]	So you’re in the lead. Go ahead and roll any ability
03:22:42:17	03:22:43:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stealth baby!
03:22:43:21	03:22:46:02	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay, yeah, you want a stealth your way away. I like it.
03:22:45:02	03:22:46:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep, all right.
03:22:49:20	03:22:50:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dave?
03:22:51:01	03:22:52:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a one.
03:22:52:13	03:22:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	You shrink are a pigeon!
03:22:53:17	03:22:55:29	Chris [GM]	What is going on?!
03:22:58:03	03:23:02:06	Chris [GM]	And does that…? No, that’s only casting a spell, right? That’s only cast a spell
03:23:01:24	03:23:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	No it’s… Oh for wild surge it’s only when you cast
03:23:03:07	03:23:14:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, Wild Surge is like a spell or something. yeah um okay um
03:23:09:11	03:23:12:11	Chris [GM]	God, what in the world? That’s two fails right there.
03:23:14:10	03:23:15:05	Steve [Nortle]	we’re going to get another 20.
03:23:14:18	03:23:25:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
03:23:14:22	03:23:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that’s karma Got valid
03:23:18:04	03:23:19:09	Chris [GM]	Balance. You’ve got to have balance.
03:23:19:05	03:23:22:19	Brin [Basil]	Idiots. Absolute- it’s like…
03:23:24:14	03:23:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	It can’t! It literally can’t get worse than that.
03:23:25:24	03:23:30:20	Brin [Basil]	No, this is the worst! You get it?
03:23:28:27	03:23:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just saying.
03:23:31:14	03:23:32:01	Dave [Xeros]	nope
03:23:32:25	03:23:33:28	Steve [Nortle]	We got this.
03:23:32:27	03:23:40:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can use my tides of chaos like i still have advantage so i can roll again and
03:23:35:16	03:23:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	Noros, Team Noros!
03:23:38:02	03:23:38:16	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:23:39:21	03:23:39:27	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:23:40:25	03:23:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potentially not shrink even more what do
03:23:43:23	03:23:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	How small are you now?
03:23:44:29	03:23:46:09	Brin [Basil]	like that would be
03:23:46:10	03:23:48:05	Dave [Xeros]	here you can try that one
03:23:47:29	03:23:50:20	Brin [Basil]	Wouldn’t that be an advantage to be smaller?
03:23:48:20	03:23:51:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey uh steve rolled i touched
03:23:52:17	03:23:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	Eye touch. Oh my gosh! It’s you! It’s just you!
03:24:00:19	03:24:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t it’s an eight
03:24:02:08	03:24:03:07	Brin [Basil]	You said
03:24:05:01	03:24:07:10	Chris [GM]	the nat one or is that
03:24:08:02	03:24:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	if he’s rolling at advantage yeah
03:24:09:23	03:24:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s it’s so you have to take the higher one right
03:24:12:17	03:24:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you take the two.
03:24:13:03	03:24:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	I passed it to him as a nat 20 come on
03:24:14:23	03:24:16:18	Chris [GM]	didn’t get a double failure, you just got
03:24:18:12	03:24:20:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah. Add a zero.
03:24:18:29	03:24:23:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right okay
03:24:19:24	03:24:28:16	Chris [GM]	So they gain one closer to you They are going to uh
03:24:22:07	03:24:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	Add Eros?
03:24:32:14	03:24:38:15	Chris [GM]	The slush Slasher is in the lead and we’re just gonna have him do the rolling stuff
03:24:43:01	03:24:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	Was that an at 20?
03:24:43:08	03:24:45:22	Chris [GM]	He used No, that was a 14
03:24:46:25	03:24:55:15	Chris [GM]	Um But it’s, no actually he only has a plus zero on his
03:24:56:24	03:25:08:21	Chris [GM]	which one is it? Oh dexterity yeah. Plus zero so 14 doesn’t quite gain advantage on you. Yeah you basically kind of kept the same distance
03:25:02:10	03:25:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	the guitar player has plus zero
03:25:03:16	03:25:08:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we just keep
03:25:05:14	03:25:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	We should totally win the battle of hands.
03:25:08:21	03:25:14:28	Chris [GM]	He wasn’t, you’re flying pretty fast he’s not quite keeping up with you but he does have his eye on you, he didn’t lose at all
03:25:08:28	03:25:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the same distance okay cool all right here
03:25:18:29	03:25:25:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we go yeah can i cast spell a spell as part of this or is it only like ability checks to do
03:25:25:25	03:25:27:20	Chris [GM]	certainly cast a spell if you want in this case
03:25:26:29	03:25:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok I’m gonna try and use my silent image um and I’m going to try too silent I’m to try and confuse them. I’m going to make like a duplicate of myself
03:25:37:23	03:25:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on the ground, it’ll look like two birds split and they won’t know which one will follow And I’m gonna roll with my right hand because the left hand is cursed
03:25:47:03	03:25:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and if it’s a 20 we’re taking it
03:25:48:21	03:25:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	It is a 20. It totally is. It’s on the ground. I didn’t touch it.
03:25:50:22	03:25:59:14	Chris [GM]	i mean literally earlier dave said if it’s on the
03:25:52:05	03:25:52:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:25:54:16	03:26:03:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dave didn’t even touch her It was the
03:25:57:25	03:26:04:06	Brin [Basil]	Come on, man.
03:25:59:14	03:26:07:03	Chris [GM]	ground you got to re -roll it i’ll let it slide absolutely i will take it
03:26:04:06	03:26:14:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh is that? Is that real
03:26:09:28	03:26:10:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:26:12:16	03:26:13:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s the table
03:26:15:00	03:26:22:01	Chris [GM]	it’s the table uh okay this was to cast the spell
03:26:18:12	03:26:22:16	Brin [Basil]	Wait just one more. Just roll it down this, just to see.
03:26:24:25	03:26:34:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah but we’re using your chase mechanic not on
03:26:26:24	03:26:33:04	Chris [GM]	well but if you’re casting a spell it’s me that have to roll to fail or save right not
03:26:34:06	03:26:44:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	silent image though you don’t fail or save it’s just a concentration spell it’s an action well but
03:26:39:25	03:26:41:22	Chris [GM]	So does it automatically
03:26:44:15	03:26:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s your chase mechanics so i thought
03:26:46:26	03:26:47:13	Chris [GM]	see what you’re doing
03:26:50:03	03:26:52:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so your
03:26:53:29	03:27:03:23	Chris [GM]	image that you create in the frantic state that you are isn’t quite polished a little staticky kind of flickers in and out of the space Yep
03:27:06:05	03:27:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	get into this get into this.
03:27:07:02	03:27:11:16	Chris [GM]	Jesse for those who are listening is jumping up but now they’re shaking his arms to snap out of it.
03:27:13:26	03:27:20:16	Chris [GM]	It takes… It’s pretty clear which one is the actual foul flaw as he continues his chase,
03:27:15:02	03:27:25:24	Brin [Basil]	The other ones like semi -see through. It’s translucent.
03:27:23:27	03:27:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	He’s got black feathers.
03:27:26:12	03:27:28:01	Chris [GM]	to make sure…
03:27:26:22	03:27:27:09	Steve [Nortle]	Negaclaw?
03:27:27:14	03:27:28:26	Brin [Basil]	Neck hook!
03:27:29:14	03:27:36:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, with his intelligence, he gets an 18 and he gains one step closer to you. So with your fail in his success,
03:27:29:15	03:27:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	You messed it up!
03:27:37:19	03:27:41:10	Chris [GM]	one more failure, one more success on him, he’ll have caught up here.
03:27:40:25	03:27:44:11	Steve [Nortle]	He’s one step closer to the edge. You’re about to break
03:27:40:29	03:27:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and they catch me all right
03:27:47:26	03:27:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hmm dang it um can i just roll all everybody’s d20s and take even though they’ll all be like
03:27:55:29	03:27:57:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:27:57:11	03:27:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	of all of them.
03:27:58:29	03:28:06:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two or three um okay um i’m
03:28:00:14	03:28:01:00	Brin [Basil]	advantage?
03:28:06:16	03:28:16:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna try and pull some maneuver fool him make him think I’m going left when I’m actually going right kind of thing some deception yeah but this
03:28:13:22	03:28:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	Juke, you’re juking
03:28:16:18	03:28:23:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is gonna be like a deception move okay yeah and I’m gonna freaking
03:28:19:17	03:28:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	Juke juke jukey. Let’s do this. Basil’s dog…
03:28:20:17	03:28:22:04	Brin [Basil]	Slices of Kiri’s tendon
03:28:25:09	03:28:34:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna go stand over here. It’s an unnatural 20.
03:28:29:25	03:28:32:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, you-you got it. You got it!
03:28:32:23	03:28:40:19	Chris [GM]	it hey all right uh juked successfully
03:28:34:04	03:28:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Heyyyy! Look at that!
03:28:39:19	03:28:40:16	Steve [Nortle]	shoot
03:28:42:25	03:28:54:12	Chris [GM]	and you are flying right towards the tree you juke right out of the way the tree is right there and we’ll see if he can dodge in time.
03:28:58:23	03:29:10:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he dodges it as well. Okay, so you now have one success two fails He’s got two successes One fail
03:29:10:26	03:29:15:05	Chris [GM]	So, it’s still on the line You still have a chance to escape
03:29:14:00	03:29:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	it’s first to three successes right
03:29:16:08	03:29:18:21	Chris [GM]	First three successes That is correct
03:29:18:06	03:29:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh gosh, like that 20 they rolled on the floor amazing
03:29:18:07	03:29:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	if you get in that 20 though it’s two automatic successes
03:29:26:07	03:29:30:15	Chris [GM]	I said I’d give it to you You guys stuck your guns.
03:29:26:22	03:29:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	amazing okay
03:29:32:28	03:29:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	that this session I would have taken but yeah
03:29:35:19	03:29:36:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
03:29:37:25	03:29:39:10	Chris [GM]	I mean, I could always edit it out.
03:29:39:25	03:29:43:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I was about to say it’s on the record but…
03:29:42:15	03:29:44:04	Chris [GM]	By the way, is everyone doing okay on time?
03:29:45:20	03:29:51:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right baby that’s right spring break
03:29:47:26	03:29:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	woo say goodbye to these
03:29:48:25	03:29:49:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:29:51:04	03:29:58:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um
03:29:51:20	03:29:52:14	Chris [GM]	Oh, they’re crooked.
03:29:58:19	03:30:05:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean a kind of uh similar move but i’m gonna make this like a performance
03:30:05:20	03:30:06:02	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:30:07:01	03:30:14:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um again just like trying to fool him they can think i’m going one way but i’ll perform oh okay
03:30:12:09	03:30:19:24	Chris [GM]	I got a better idea for you. You stick your earphones on and you turn on LaDonna Song and her performance
03:30:16:27	03:30:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and then I get advantage do I get a die ok, advantage
03:30:18:10	03:30:18:27	Steve [Nortle]	inspiration
03:30:21:17	03:30:23:13	Chris [GM]	help you a lot here.
03:30:25:10	03:30:28:29	Chris [GM]	An advantage roll with her
03:30:27:20	03:30:36:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus 4 15
03:30:30:26	03:30:40:21	Chris [GM]	modifier. Okay, 15 success. Nice. You have advantage
03:30:33:08	03:30:35:00	Steve [Nortle]	what is it 11 plus what
03:30:36:22	03:30:38:07	Steve [Nortle]	you have 15 success
03:30:38:01	03:30:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	a success
03:30:39:14	03:30:40:12	Brin [Basil]	Wooo!
03:30:39:23	03:30:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	roll one more because if you get 20
03:30:44:19	03:30:46:24	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a dirty 20
03:30:45:02	03:30:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	dirty 20. thank you ladana
03:30:45:11	03:30:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a dirty so
03:30:46:26	03:30:52:13	Brin [Basil]	So uh yeah.
03:30:47:00	03:30:49:11	Chris [GM]	That’s still awesome. Great success.
03:30:53:16	03:31:02:17	Chris [GM]	LaDonna’s song begins to lift your spirits with two successes is you’re feeling like things are looking up.
03:31:03:08	03:31:06:03	Chris [GM]	You’re feeling inspired.
03:31:09:15	03:31:13:05	Chris [GM]	The slush is going to throw an insult at you,
03:31:14:14	03:31:17:04	Chris [GM]	so you’re wearing the earphones, so we’ll see if he can hear it or not.
03:31:17:22	03:31:20:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is like disadvantage
03:31:18:26	03:31:28:13	Chris [GM]	What’s the modifier? Well, not for disadvantage. I’m just doing this story. Yeah, like he’s not casting it, but he’s gonna try to… Wait, what was…
03:31:22:10	03:31:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	so it’s like vicious mockery
03:31:22:14	03:31:39:20	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just say
03:31:28:13	03:31:31:23	Chris [GM]	What’s the ability for – there isn’t one for insult.
03:31:33:13	03:31:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	it would be a charisma it would be a Christmas stat
03:31:35:06	03:31:39:11	Chris [GM]	A charisma, yeah, yeah. Awesome. Okay. Yeah, so he’s not super great at that.
03:31:35:08	03:31:36:27	Steve [Nortle]	be a riz
03:31:41:23	03:31:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	but he has headphones are you just going to do like the one deep
03:31:43:18	03:31:52:05	Chris [GM]	I’m just saying that’s part of the story. Like, he’s going to shout out an insult but maybe if he fails you didn’t hear it and he succeeded and you heard it through good. That’s basically what I was saying.
03:31:54:21	03:31:55:03	Chris [GM]	Unbelievable.
03:31:56:09	03:32:03:14	Chris [GM]	He shouts a series of obscenities but your beautiful innocent ears don’t hear a single thing.
03:31:57:04	03:32:05:17	Brin [Basil]	Hello Kitty
03:32:04:01	03:32:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	headphones hello kitty good job all right
03:32:06:24	03:32:12:29	Chris [GM]	It’s back to you. So he’s got two fails now, two successes. You’ve got two fails, two successes
03:32:08:03	03:32:08:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez
03:32:13:19	03:32:16:02	Steve [Nortle]	this it’s all down to this yeah
03:32:14:14	03:32:18:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i use the same skill again or do you have to do a different one every time
03:32:17:11	03:32:18:22	Chris [GM]	and I do have to use a different one
03:32:19:07	03:32:20:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay alright
03:32:21:28	03:32:27:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is such a good jam this is the live version
03:32:33:03	03:32:34:06	Chris [GM]	Oh, kick out the jams
03:32:37:09	03:32:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna try and use my wisdom
03:32:41:29	03:32:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and my insight to know maybe which route is going to be best to like take them like to get them away from the camp and get away which route is going save me
03:32:53:15	03:32:54:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, I like it
03:32:53:29	03:32:55:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i’m using insight
03:33:02:12	03:33:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that is a 16
03:33:05:12	03:33:05:26	Chris [GM]	Alright
03:33:08:22	03:33:12:21	Chris [GM]	Tell me how you successfully escaped The Dark Forest
03:33:13:09	03:33:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez um so i can still see like the battle of the bands and everything like to my right basically kind of like turned and gone north kind of circling back they’re following me
03:33:26:02	03:33:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um and it seems i guess basically like um the closer i get to the battle the bands the less
03:33:33:24	03:33:43:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they like want to follow me they like don’t really they don’t necessarily want to go back and so i distance myself um i don’t necessarily go back but i enough distance themselves
03:33:36:05	03:33:37:22	Chris [GM]	They don’t want to go to that area.
03:33:40:04	03:33:40:22	Chris [GM]	That’s good.
03:33:43:23	03:33:46:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, awesome. Well done. Well done
03:33:45:10	03:33:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	the way um they just they just chased fowlclaw all the way through the forest. They got right to the edge. He got into the Battle of Bands and they didn’t come in.
03:33:48:25	03:33:51:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m never rolling another die ever again
03:33:56:19	03:33:59:16	Chris [GM]	The orb stays at the camp though. It’s not
03:33:58:19	03:34:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	No, it is attached to Axel
03:33:59:14	03:34:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	because it’s attached to Axel to the person
03:34:01:26	03:34:04:10	Chris [GM]	Axel was not chasing him Slush
03:34:04:28	03:34:06:10	Steve [Nortle]	that she said all of them went
03:34:05:15	03:34:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	I thought they all were
03:34:06:13	03:34:15:22	Chris [GM]	No they went off to the sound he made with that thing those guys went over there so you saw basically Axel seeing a rash
03:34:07:01	03:34:14:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But axel saw me the other ones they should all be out of the camp though
03:34:10:22	03:34:11:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh
03:34:14:14	03:34:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, it
03:34:15:22	03:34:25:15	Chris [GM]	but I mean he can easily explain that to you it is now 4 o’clock
03:34:19:20	03:34:20:13	Steve [Nortle]	Found a ration
03:34:22:27	03:34:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	Alright
03:34:24:21	03:34:26:05	Brin [Basil]	you guys
03:34:25:15	03:34:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	We gotta pick Basil up and throw her into the tent where the crates are at
03:34:27:19	03:34:39:18	Chris [GM]	you guys Falclaw knows the kind of location of two of the scrolls and roses and gunses yep, roses and guns and
03:34:33:20	03:34:34:18	Steve [Nortle]	Roses and Gunzas
03:34:40:11	03:34:42:21	Chris [GM]	you guys are standing in front of
03:34:43:29	03:34:50:09	Chris [GM]	the tent that footprints led through are you still at the first day major or did
03:34:45:08	03:34:45:26	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm
03:34:48:18	03:34:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yes No, she came with us
03:34:51:19	03:35:00:23	Brin [Basil]	followed them yeah took a couple of drinks myself
03:34:54:25	03:34:58:25	Dave [Xeros]	no, you’re in a pretty good mood for having done so much bartending and
03:35:01:13	03:35:06:19	Chris [GM]	out on the fool drunk guys that were haggling and hassling you guys.
03:35:07:02	03:35:11:24	Steve [Nortle]	want to go in first you did miss like the big fight okay
03:35:07:29	03:35:32:20	Brin [Basil]	absolutely I do oh my
03:35:11:14	03:35:12:28	Chris [GM]	You want to kick that door down?
03:35:14:21	03:35:26:19	Chris [GM]	Heck yeah. Kick the door down with a loud bang it goes flying into the room out of your fury you got the last of your anger out with that one as you go in you see a wrecked hotel
03:35:26:19	03:35:37:14	Chris [GM]	just absolutely rock style rock star style destroyed and there are empty bottles of honey elixir all over the floor
03:35:37:14	03:35:42:01	Chris [GM]	broken smashed not a single drop is left but the room is empty
03:35:41:18	03:35:43:11	Steve [Nortle]	like nickelback was here
03:35:43:29	03:35:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	it sounds like it too
03:35:46:23	03:35:48:03	Brin [Basil]	like it
03:35:49:24	03:35:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	okay so no honey elixir left what does the honey elixa do because i mean is it luck
03:35:57:19	03:36:00:19	Brin [Basil]	come on there’s gotta be one bottle left
03:36:01:06	03:36:10:07	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna do an investigation just to be 100 sure yeah almost
03:36:10:07	03:36:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah dirty 20
03:36:14:22	03:36:20:28	Chris [GM]	okay the honey elixir you gain advantage on the five next saving throws or until your next take a long
03:36:25:29	03:36:37:27	Chris [GM]	would say with a nat 20 underneath the bed has rolled a full sealed bottle of honey elixel uh they the idiots
03:36:32:11	03:36:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	it for Falclaw!
03:36:35:17	03:36:46:17	Dave [Xeros]	yes kicked it underneath yes okay so i’m going to i come in and yeah i see the distract
03:36:37:27	03:36:41:27	Chris [GM]	who were here indulging themselves kicked it underneath didn’t realize
03:36:46:17	03:36:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	destruction everything and i think if i were a bottle of honey lecture what would i do I stand and then I just fall straight forward And land a spear on my shell
03:36:57:17	03:36:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t need an arm to that
03:37:00:06	03:37:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	So there’s this really loud As I hit the ground
03:37:05:00	03:37:06:24	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Look what I found
03:37:07:07	03:37:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, can you try that trick somewhere else? Maybe there’s more than one
03:37:11:02	03:37:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	Stand up and try it again
03:37:14:05	03:37:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	Nope Nope
03:37:14:16	03:37:23:04	Brin [Basil]	why do you do that? You already know he’s gonna fing do it
03:37:24:11	03:37:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Look, I can do push-ups while I’m down here
03:37:26:25	03:37:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	Life is better when you try to have a little fun Just like, you Know, smile A little bit
03:37:31:21	03:37:34:19	Brin [Basil]	It’s just different when you’ve lived with him
03:37:34:14	03:37:36:24	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m going to add that To my inventory
03:37:37:17	03:37:49:01	Chris [GM]	reach your head or poke your head under and you’re grabbing the honey elixir, You feel a hand, clawed hand. Grab your hand and as you pull back And look there’s nothing
03:37:49:16	03:37:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	Dagnabbit
03:37:50:29	03:37:52:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well, that was unnatural.
03:37:53:04	03:37:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	Get the honey Alexa. What’s going on
03:37:56:16	03:38:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	There’s someone who has some horrible eczema underneath this bed, I guess.
03:38:01:13	03:38:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	is that okay i’m gonna i’m just gonna
03:38:05:07	03:38:14:04	Steve [Nortle]	i’m going to just take the cushion off the bed and throw it across the room and then take the bed itself and just get rid of like the shadow like underneath the bed
03:38:14:05	03:38:16:00	Chris [GM]	When you pull it back There’s nothing there
03:38:15:23	03:38:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	all right hey uh go ahead you can you can reach into there i i just know you can do it and nothing’s going to happen to you so go ahead and
03:38:24:22	03:38:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	But no, the bottle itself is gone too. Oh, the bottles.
03:38:27:21	03:38:28:07	Steve [Nortle]	bottles are
03:38:28:01	03:38:38:26	Chris [GM]	Just you saw a hand grab Your felt and saw A hand like a clawed Hand grab yours And as it grabbed
03:38:31:12	03:38:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sounds like another vision.
03:38:38:26	03:38:43:14	Chris [GM]	You felt a darkness begin To start to cloud your vision But then immediately
03:38:44:01	03:38:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I see what’s happening. Okay.
03:38:45:00	03:38:47:15	Chris [GM]	You kind of blinked a couple times and nothing was there.
03:38:47:12	03:38:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, sorry. I must have had some bad lettuce.
03:38:51:20	03:38:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	So I can add that elixir?
03:38:53:06	03:38:55:25	Chris [GM]	You can add the honey elixir to your inventory, yes.
03:38:56:02	03:38:57:02	Brin [Basil]	just smell it
03:38:58:26	03:39:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a lot of bottles around here that probably have a couple drops left in them.
03:39:03:07	03:39:04:22	Chris [GM]	You can definitely smell the honey.
03:39:05:12	03:39:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the thing, is with all of the bottles left if you combine it into a single one just lick them all
03:39:08:24	03:39:13:05	Chris [GM]	You want to combine it into a single one? I don’t think you have time to do that.
03:39:14:08	03:39:15:07	Brin [Basil]	We have time.
03:39:15:16	03:39:22:16	Chris [GM]	So it’s now 4 o’clock. You guys have discovered where the honey licks just have gone. There’s no evidence of anyone there.
03:39:15:27	03:39:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	We will make the tongue.
03:39:23:29	03:39:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	foul play afoot
03:39:24:16	03:39:34:27	Chris [GM]	uh i’ll play a foot definitely uh you do see a with that nat 20 you see a set list
03:39:37:20	03:39:47:18	Chris [GM]	well done uh yeah you’re wasting me there is a setlist on the table scratched out written down songs and arrows you recognize a couple of the songs on it
03:39:38:05	03:39:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	to quit rolling these
03:39:42:06	03:39:56:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh that’s
03:39:49:27	03:39:50:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:39:56:17	03:40:01:01	Brin [Basil]	my favorite band! Dang it I wish it was!
03:39:58:10	03:40:01:02	Chris [GM]	Dang it I wish It was
03:39:58:12	03:40:01:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dangit I wish… I wish it was!
03:40:00:29	03:40:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:40:02:25	03:40:05:05	Steve [Nortle]	oh sorry it’s not tickleback
03:40:07:13	03:40:11:08	Chris [GM]	You recognize the songs As the set list of Roses and Guns
03:40:11:18	03:40:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	it’s roses no no this is this is a clue let’s keep the clues eat the lettuce
03:40:12:15	03:40:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	want me to eat this?
03:40:19:11	03:40:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	Well, yeah, but if we eat it then they can’t… They won’t know what
03:40:23:11	03:40:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	they’re playing. So we have ended up sabotaging
03:40:24:08	03:40:31:17	Steve [Nortle]	let’s hang on to it for a second as evidence yeah and then we’ll call them all cops
03:40:28:04	03:40:29:08	Brin [Basil]	have jimmy’s setlist
03:40:34:07	03:40:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	Madonna was falling down on the jaw.
03:40:37:01	03:40:38:04	Chris [GM]	This time you get a set list
03:40:38:08	03:40:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah that’s cool uh okay uh limpy and biscuit is probably the last place we need to go to get us
03:40:46:07	03:40:47:01	Chris [GM]	Current one
03:40:47:03	03:40:49:11	Steve [Nortle]	from here and then we can go into the forest right
03:40:48:01	03:40:51:19	Brin [Basil]	let’s go
03:40:49:08	03:40:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	That was our plan yet.
03:40:50:28	03:40:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	okay let’s do that all right i’m gonna jump on nordal’s shoulders
03:40:52:04	03:40:55:02	Chris [GM]	You guys all hit off Falclaw what are you going to do
03:40:53:28	03:40:56:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m flying back to find my friends.
03:40:54:23	03:41:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	and at like one fourth your size right man you
03:40:57:15	03:40:58:02	Chris [GM]	to find your friends.
03:40:59:29	03:41:00:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no!
03:41:00:07	03:41:05:23	Chris [GM]	Well, it’s now 4 o’clock and it’s been an hour so he’s back to normal size.
03:41:00:12	03:41:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	No that one didn’t actually happen.
03:41:02:02	03:41:04:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Didn’t shrink again…
03:41:06:11	03:41:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	can go to the bar now but it’s
03:41:08:22	03:41:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	Sold out! If you can get your tongue past your beak and into…
03:41:12:16	03:41:13:21	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, you easily spot
03:41:12:19	03:41:15:24	Brin [Basil]	We, there is some honey elixir left.
03:41:15:19	03:41:16:28	Chris [GM]	you knew where they were headed
03:41:19:07	03:41:24:05	Chris [GM]	good news though is you beat all of them to it so you’re there at the door waiting for as they arrive
03:41:25:25	03:41:26:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hi
03:41:30:06	03:41:35:25	Brin [Basil]	Looking good foul claw shut up arrows let’s go!
03:41:32:29	03:41:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:41:37:05	03:41:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	busts down the door
03:41:38:08	03:41:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	Again.
03:41:39:05	03:41:39:29	Chris [GM]	once again
03:41:41:01	03:41:41:13	Chris [GM]	boom
03:41:41:18	03:41:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:41:42:26	03:41:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	These boots of leaping are real to scramble, yeah.
03:41:43:07	03:41:45:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m following Basil’s lead.
03:41:46:01	03:41:56:27	Chris [GM]	this time when you do it the imps are all sitting around the table they had no time to scramble and just been there like ah the gig’s up they’re all together
03:41:53:13	03:42:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	right how close are they together okay i’m casting sleep within a five foot orb if If I get it, they all go to sleep.
03:41:56:27	03:41:58:03	Chris [GM]	okay
03:42:01:29	03:42:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah because they have so sleep do you remember how sleep works? Okay so while he’s getting all ready
03:42:05:16	03:42:07:00	Chris [GM]	no thank you
03:42:08:24	03:42:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	so uh he’s gonna roll a pool of dice and that total is um compared to the hp
03:42:17:10	03:42:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	of all the creatures it could be affected and if he has enough points for every amount of
03:42:22:24	03:42:30:00	Dave [Xeros]	like say an imp has five hp then each imp for every five of his total would fall
03:42:31:01	03:42:36:10	Chris [GM]	these I mean according to the monster manual imps have 21 health
03:42:37:20	03:42:43:17	Steve [Nortle]	So each creature of your choice in a five-foot radius sphere centered at a point within range must succeed on a wisdom saving throw.
03:42:43:07	03:42:49:14	Chris [GM]	there’s two imps sitting at the table and one of them both neither of them are limp
03:42:49:14	03:42:57:11	Chris [GM]	yeah two of them were at the stable those two couldn’t scatter and then remember
03:42:50:29	03:42:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	How many are in there though? You said they were all like at the table. They couldn’t scatter.
03:42:57:11	03:43:06:08	Chris [GM]	the first time you guys visited limp was behind the counter because he poked his head up he’s like so limps you know where he is but those two are at the table
03:43:00:29	03:43:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	That’s fine. We can just take care of them.
03:43:03:17	03:43:11:07	Steve [Nortle]	uh yeah it says incapacitated condition at which point you must repeat save if the target fails
03:43:11:07	03:43:21:15	Steve [Nortle]	the second save the target has unconscious conditions so it is they must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or have an incapacitating condition until the end of the next turn
03:43:21:15	03:43:25:11	Steve [Nortle]	at whichpoint it must repeat the save if it fails again their unconscious
03:43:26:05	03:43:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	do you think this might be the 2024 version is that what maybe because i’m now i’m tripping like
03:43:31:20	03:43:41:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah well the legacy one spell sends a creature into a magical slumber roll 5d8 yeah this is This is the 20-24.
03:43:35:13	03:43:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	why would i that’s the one oh
03:43:41:08	03:43:48:11	Chris [GM]	uh i’m i’m fine with 2024 yeah
03:43:41:28	03:43:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	Are we playing 20-25 or are we playing…
03:43:43:10	03:43:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay okay okay i mean i don’t that’s a simpler version it
03:43:50:07	03:44:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it
03:43:50:28	03:43:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	I roll 5d8. The total is how many hit points of the creature this spell can affect.
03:43:56:28	03:43:58:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so 5d9.
03:44:01:26	03:44:04:03	Steve [Nortle]	Actually, I can just do it in the app. It’s fine.
03:44:04:08	03:44:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	probably would be faster.
03:44:20:20	03:44:22:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s terrible. 17?
03:44:22:01	03:44:22:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh dang.
03:44:25:20	03:44:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	So yeah
03:44:26:19	03:44:35:07	Chris [GM]	them gets drowsy no two amps at the table and then limp the
03:44:28:26	03:44:29:10	Steve [Nortle]	Cool.
03:44:29:13	03:44:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there five of them you said in there?
03:44:33:06	03:44:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So we didn’t say one then.
03:44:35:24	03:44:39:20	Brin [Basil]	can i just like break this door down and jump and try and pin them
03:44:41:19	03:44:48:11	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, pin them down. I’m going to go open the door To where the shark and bear is at And we’re going to throw them in
03:44:51:11	03:44:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	try to tackle limp
03:44:54:14	03:44:54:27	Steve [Nortle]	Limp
03:44:56:10	03:44:57:07	Chris [GM]	up a scenario here
03:44:57:21	03:45:05:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can also we have I haven’t shared this with you guys He could upgrade some of our stuff which we might want
03:45:01:19	03:45:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	Ah that’s right
03:45:05:19	03:45:07:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah under duress
03:45:05:19	03:45:07:00	Dave [Xeros]	under duress
03:45:08:06	03:45:10:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What would you say don’t kill
03:45:10:07	03:45:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	No no no We’ll throw the other two In with the shark And then after that We’ll say you’re next Unless You give us half price
03:45:20:01	03:45:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	not free we still want to pay for this
03:45:22:03	03:45:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We get the buy one, get one.
03:45:24:27	03:45:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	Half price
03:45:25:17	03:45:37:00	Chris [GM]	right okay so basil jumps in lands on the two imps and pins them down to
03:45:26:05	03:45:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	take it you have to punch our card twice
03:45:29:03	03:45:29:20	Brin [Basil]	hostage
03:45:34:01	03:45:49:06	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m
03:45:37:00	03:45:44:05	Chris [GM]	ground arrows runs over to the door touches the button slides open
03:45:44:13	03:45:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	Chuck him in!
03:45:45:09	03:45:48:15	Chris [GM]	basil then does a kick or something
03:45:49:06	03:45:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	trying to tackle limp, like flying tackle over the bar. Over-the-counter to body checking.
03:45:55:20	03:46:10:21	Brin [Basil]	literally just pinching their wings and i’ll chuck them in they’re
03:45:56:08	03:46:04:28	Chris [GM]	so is that a strength or athletics or acrobatics.
03:45:59:23	03:46:02:04	Steve [Nortle]	imps. Didn’t know what was coming.
03:46:06:14	03:46:11:02	Steve [Nortle]	It would probably be… What’s your better one? It’d be either or.
03:46:08:02	03:46:08:27	Dave [Xeros]	Probably be athletic.
03:46:10:21	03:46:12:19	Brin [Basil]	They’re both five.
03:46:12:25	03:46:13:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so it doesn’t matter.
03:46:13:00	03:46:14:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, so athletics roll for you.
03:46:15:26	03:46:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	Athletic’s probably again.
03:46:16:17	03:46:25:04	Chris [GM]	Athletics roll for you and Falclaw goes everybody on the ground or whatever a cop would yell at him freeze!
03:46:18:19	03:46:19:17	Brin [Basil]	Seventeen.
03:46:23:14	03:46:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	Freeze!
03:46:24:09	03:46:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m pulling out the moon
03:46:26:16	03:46:28:22	Brin [Basil]	Battle of the band security!
03:46:29:15	03:46:35:18	Chris [GM]	17 fantastic. You chuck those imps into the room you shut the door immediately
03:46:33:09	03:46:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	I shut the door.
03:46:34:07	03:46:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:46:36:22	03:46:37:10	Dave [Xeros]	25!
03:46:38:07	03:46:40:17	Brin [Basil]	That is crazy.
03:46:38:21	03:46:40:16	Chris [GM]	and you tackle Imp
03:46:43:17	03:46:46:17	Chris [GM]	the f? And he bleeps and
03:46:46:23	03:46:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	And I’m right there as he tackles them after I’ve shut the doer. Listen, you’re going to upgrade all the weapons for half price.
03:46:52:28	03:46:54:25	Brin [Basil]	No, for free.
03:46:56:21	03:46:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	Got to give them something. I don’t want a bad deed.
03:46:57:26	03:47:00:15	Brin [Basil]	We’re not giving anything!
03:47:01:19	03:47:03:10	Dave [Xeros]	We locked him in with his shark and bear!
03:47:03:09	03:47:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	They would have done the same to us! Remember what happened last time?
03:47:06:22	03:47:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	Is moral equivalency how we get good or bad?
03:47:09:28	03:47:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	No, I think they canceled it. It’s neutrality so it’s neither good nor bad.
03:47:13:29	03:47:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	That thinking makes it so.
03:47:14:01	03:47:19:29	Chris [GM]	growls and screaming and clattering of furniture start coming from the room.
03:47:17:27	03:47:18:16	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:47:19:22	03:47:30:19	Brin [Basil]	does this door have a window I want to see what his
03:47:19:26	03:47:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	Half price.
03:47:21:25	03:47:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	Half price
03:47:26:23	03:47:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	See if you can locate the scroll
03:47:26:28	03:47:28:00	Steve [Nortle]	Half price or
03:47:30:19	03:47:33:21	Brin [Basil]	his wings are gone man
03:47:36:09	03:47:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	matter who we are and i need to know about the
03:47:41:28	03:47:51:14	Brin [Basil]	doing bets anybody want to bet the
03:47:45:22	03:47:47:26	Chris [GM]	Basil’s over there starting to take bets
03:47:47:29	03:47:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	want to go backhand you wantto go in with you buddies i’m gonna make an intimidation check on him there’s
03:47:49:02	03:48:02:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think he’s just
03:47:51:14	03:48:15:25	Brin [Basil]	Empire
03:47:55:22	03:47:58:01	Chris [GM]	to tell me what the imp syndicate is if it’s a thing.
03:47:59:04	03:47:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	imp places
03:48:02:16	03:48:03:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	made it now,
03:48:04:22	03:48:05:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just because there’s imp places everywhere.
03:48:07:14	03:48:11:20	Steve [Nortle]	i i think i think they’re all in league with each other
03:48:08:13	03:48:10:13	Chris [GM]	You think they’re all in league with each other?
03:48:11:20	03:48:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	and i think there’s another imp at the head of it all that’s why we yeah okay
03:48:15:23	03:48:17:16	Chris [GM]	Interesting. The empire
03:48:15:25	03:48:38:06	Brin [Basil]	I
03:48:18:12	03:48:19:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The imp prints?
03:48:20:16	03:48:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Imprints? Imprints.
03:48:20:19	03:48:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	so uh that is a 17.
03:48:23:06	03:48:23:24	Chris [GM]	not cool
03:48:26:04	03:48:26:16	Chris [GM]	okay
03:48:28:19	03:48:34:21	Chris [GM]	look man we’re just a bunch of merchants we’re all cousins, we know each other We’re in the trade together.
03:48:34:14	03:48:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	who do you report to central beef half
03:48:36:26	03:48:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	Central
03:48:38:06	03:48:45:08	Brin [Basil]	will never
03:48:38:12	03:48:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:48:38:12	03:48:39:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:48:38:21	03:48:39:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:48:38:21	03:48:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:48:42:07	03:48:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, me lord
03:48:43:29	03:48:44:20	Chris [GM]	That was from the
03:48:44:27	03:48:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	Echoes through the multiverse
03:48:45:08	03:48:55:11	Brin [Basil]	forget you what
03:48:46:12	03:48:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:48:46:19	03:48:47:26	Chris [GM]	gosh amazing
03:48:48:16	03:48:54:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to show him the veil stones and the rapier.
03:48:54:16	03:48:55:28	Chris [GM]	the intimidation with
03:48:55:18	03:49:06:19	Brin [Basil]	is wrong with you just rolled a 17 I hate this arrows
03:48:57:12	03:48:58:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We each have one.
03:48:57:26	03:48:58:22	Chris [GM]	everything that’s happening
03:49:00:26	03:49:05:16	Steve [Nortle]	trying to make it i don’t want the negativity i’m trying to equalize the universe
03:49:06:19	03:49:08:11	Brin [Basil]	I want him to change.
03:49:08:06	03:49:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	I will change as soon As we’re out of this dream loop I just know how the game is being played
03:49:12:06	03:49:16:12	Chris [GM]	and here i thought he learned his lesson
03:49:13:05	03:49:21:19	Brin [Basil]	He’s turning into a nightmare loop.
03:49:16:19	03:49:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve assumed that he turned a corner.
03:49:21:23	03:49:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:49:23:01	03:49:27:17	Steve [Nortle]	You and me both Look, another man’s travel Not a whorehouse
03:49:23:12	03:49:26:04	Chris [GM]	okay so Limp will
03:49:28:24	03:49:36:16	Chris [GM]	gladly willfully update upgrade your weapons let me remind you
03:49:29:14	03:49:29:28	Steve [Nortle]	Nightmare
03:49:31:20	03:49:42:04	Brin [Basil]	It’s so hard every time and I’m literally
03:49:40:26	03:49:49:16	Chris [GM]	reinforced which now costs only no it costs the single veil stone but
03:49:44:10	03:49:46:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Half of bale stone
03:49:44:25	03:49:46:05	Steve [Nortle]	Half a veil stone
03:49:48:10	03:49:49:05	Steve [Nortle]	Single veil stone
03:49:49:16	03:49:50:17	Brin [Basil]	Veilstone powder
03:49:52:07	03:49:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	so the price of
03:49:53:01	03:49:54:06	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s half price
03:49:54:18	03:49:56:23	Chris [GM]	it’s half-priced. Everything is half-priced, right?
03:49:56:15	03:49:58:29	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s one veil stone And just the cost of the weapon
03:49:57:29	03:50:09:13	Chris [GM]	One spellstone and then double the cost of the weapon because this one is four times for reinforced. That’s the highest one that gives you the two critical hits or you can do the strengthened
03:50:02:18	03:50:03:12	Steve [Nortle]	It was four
03:50:05:15	03:50:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	Gauntlets Do you want to reinforce something?
03:50:09:13	03:50:11:19	Chris [GM]	which is just the cost of the weapons plus a bailstone
03:50:12:00	03:50:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	Half price of the…
03:50:13:04	03:50:15:25	Chris [GM]	Now here’s what they do Reinforced gives you
03:50:17:14	03:50:27:07	Chris [GM]	whatever the dice that you roll it gives you the next one higher And you get At will, two critical hits.
03:50:20:21	03:50:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	Gives you the next dice up. It’s a good one.
03:50:27:23	03:50:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm.
03:50:29:03	03:50:34:07	Chris [GM]	Strengthened is your damage dice… Nope, I’m sorry.
03:50:33:27	03:50:36:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They upgrade to 1d8 I think for strengthen.
03:50:36:04	03:50:38:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let me back up. Sorry. Reinforced.
03:50:41:04	03:50:52:01	Chris [GM]	Reinforged is you roll with advantage to take the higher of the damage points.
03:50:47:16	03:50:48:27	Steve [Nortle]	It sounds like advantage.
03:50:52:08	03:51:00:28	Chris [GM]	That’s what it is. Yes. So if your weapon is a d8, you roll 2d8s and take the highest damage. And he has your two critical hit.
03:51:01:22	03:51:05:14	Chris [GM]	Strengthened is you take the higher damage die that you would roll.
03:51:04:02	03:51:09:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, strengthen. We want higher damage die, right? Yes, strengthen on everything.
03:51:07:23	03:51:15:25	Brin [Basil]	for sure. What if you don’t know the cost of your life?
03:51:10:06	03:51:14:02	Chris [GM]	Okay, so that’s just the normal cost of the weapon plus the Veilstone.
03:51:16:08	03:51:18:00	Chris [GM]	We can look it right up.
03:51:17:18	03:51:18:24	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the gauntlets.
03:51:17:25	03:51:28:28	Brin [Basil]	You can’t because mine are custom they’re unknown what thanks
03:51:19:25	03:51:23:26	Dave [Xeros]	mine are as well
03:51:22:13	03:51:26:27	Chris [GM]	Well let’s just say for convenience sake we’ll just say everything is $150.
03:51:28:04	03:51:29:05	Chris [GM]	150 gold, yep.
03:51:28:08	03:51:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	gold. All right, 600 gold done.
03:51:28:28	03:51:34:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m not
03:51:31:03	03:51:33:03	Chris [GM]	But you all have 200 gold from…
03:51:34:15	03:51:54:06	Brin [Basil]	spending it and in
03:51:35:29	03:51:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	It’s good.
03:51:38:17	03:51:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	The only thing I lost money on was that big bet and I got it all back. So it honestly doesn’t – not at this currency rate. Holy crap.
03:51:39:17	03:51:42:16	Chris [GM]	Because money means nothing in this game.
03:51:49:24	03:51:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, it was the bets I got off of him at the – yeah.
03:51:51:13	03:52:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	or use
03:51:54:06	03:51:55:04	Brin [Basil]	Magus member
03:51:55:06	03:51:56:12	Steve [Nortle]	And then I did Magus.
03:51:58:01	03:52:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, cool. Done. And then you had three.
03:52:00:03	03:52:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right.
03:52:00:06	03:52:09:15	Chris [GM]	All right. All your weapons are strengthened. So please take a note here so you guys know to remember to roll the higher of the damage die when we next do battle.
03:52:08:06	03:52:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, we wanted – yeah, so it’s like 1d8, we go to a 1d12, right?
03:52:12:16	03:52:12:29	Chris [GM]	Yes.
03:52:12:27	03:52:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, cool.
03:52:15:27	03:52:26:13	Chris [GM]	And you have one critical hit that you can use at will. When you use that critical hit though, not if you roll in that 20 and get a critical hit. That doesn’t count. If you use the critical hit at will,
03:52:26:21	03:52:30:06	Chris [GM]	it will knock your weapon back to just the standard weapon that it is
03:52:30:04	03:52:32:12	Steve [Nortle]	For the rest of time or until a long rest.
03:52:32:08	03:52:35:19	Chris [GM]	until you, for the rest of time. You have to go to Limp
03:52:35:02	03:52:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so don’t ever use the critical hit basically.
03:52:39:09	03:52:40:09	Dave [Xeros]	judiciously
03:52:40:08	03:52:47:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah. I mean, it’s there if you’re going to die and you can kill him with a critical hit man, use it. You know what I mean? Cool.
03:52:46:08	03:52:54:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I get it. All right, hey, spell scroll. Hey, I remember there was a scroll in here. Where is the scroll? Scroll. Give me the scroll. Scroll.
03:52:54:11	03:53:05:19	Chris [GM]	Limp has no idea what you’re talking about. He doesn’t know. I don’t know, man! I don’ know if you’ve noticed but none of the patrons
03:52:55:26	03:52:57:29	Steve [Nortle]	Give me to scroll. Give me de scroll.
03:52:59:01	03:53:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	All right, I’m going to take him over towards the door and start to crack the door.
03:53:02:26	03:53:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:53:05:19	03:53:11:25	Chris [GM]	have really ever noticed that there’s spell scrolls sitting around. They’ve all interacted with them and such,
03:53:09:14	03:53:10:01	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:53:10:27	03:53:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	I will investigate.
03:53:11:26	03:53:23:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah let’s make an investigation super happy for you
03:53:13:01	03:53:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	Investigate before I throw this guy in there.
03:53:14:14	03:53:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, I got 21.
03:53:16:18	03:53:19:02	Chris [GM]	Steve is a liar tonight!
03:53:18:15	03:53:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, yeah 21.
03:53:21:00	03:53:22:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you see
03:53:21:29	03:53:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	His head’s slowly creeping in the door
03:53:24:12	03:53:26:18	Chris [GM]	up on the wall where all the instruments are,
03:53:27:06	03:53:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey hey hey
03:53:29:02	03:53:35:18	Chris [GM]	there is a set of flutes, a set OF bagpipes, an unleatherer, a TV spell scroll, a couple maracas,
03:53:37:16	03:53:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	Maracas!
03:53:38:05	03:53:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	Maracas!
03:53:40:16	03:53:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	I grab the maracas and as I go, I accidentally hit the scroll and it goes flying and clattering on the ground. And just… I’m just contentedly
03:53:43:26	03:53:44:25	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh, yeah.
03:53:46:11	03:53:47:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah?
03:53:48:08	03:54:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	coming back out.
03:53:49:07	03:54:00:18	Steve [Nortle]	Just as that’s happening The bear is about to scratch his face off I pull it out and shut the door I’ll be like Alright We want all you music bullets No, I haven’t I pulled them back out
03:53:57:08	03:53:59:24	Chris [GM]	You threw limp in there Oh, okay.
03:54:00:18	03:54:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	And I’d be like I want all of your instruments For half price
03:54:05:26	03:54:06:23	Brin [Basil]	You’re broken.
03:54:07:12	03:54:07:29	Chris [GM]	Man!
03:54:08:10	03:54:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	Half price. Okay, half price or you die? One of the two.
03:54:12:02	03:54:13:22	Chris [GM]	Nobody’s that desperate.
03:54:12:29	03:54:14:08	Steve [Nortle]	I open the door again.
03:54:14:23	03:54:16:02	Chris [GM]	Do it. I don’t care.
03:54:15:25	03:54:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right, I throw him in.
03:54:17:05	03:54:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh crap!
03:54:17:16	03:54:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What about our weapons?
03:54:19:26	03:54:23:11	Brin [Basil]	When you do that, everything’s going to pop up.
03:54:20:12	03:54:23:12	Chris [GM]	When you do that everything goes on lockdown
03:54:25:03	03:54:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	He already
03:54:26:28	03:54:34:17	Chris [GM]	It’s like that scene in Men in Black where all the weapons everything shuts down. His security measures go into place and
03:54:29:17	03:54:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, everything shuts.
03:54:35:21	03:54:38:26	Chris [GM]	you’re not able to rob this guy blind.
03:54:39:23	03:54:47:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so everything gets closed. okay. Well, I tried guys and right as that happens I hear a screaming imp behind the door Right?
03:54:41:15	03:54:42:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah like behind
03:54:41:27	03:54:42:01	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
03:54:49:01	03:54:50:18	Chris [GM]	hear some screaming and stuff going on
03:54:50:11	03:54:52:04	Steve [Nortle]	Alright guys, we got all the scrolls let’s go.
03:54:51:16	03:54:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	Does that count as a bad deed? Wait no, but like hear me out. Let me cook
03:54:54:05	03:54:55:08	Chris [GM]	it does yes
03:54:56:25	03:55:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I mean he threw us in there i made him a deal too you i made
03:54:59:12	03:55:01:27	Brin [Basil]	He has got it instead.
03:54:59:13	03:55:03:06	Chris [GM]	He made you guys a deal he said he’ll give you the bailstones
03:55:05:04	03:55:05:17	Chris [GM]	room but
03:55:05:13	03:55:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:55:06:22	03:55:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	him a meal i said i said instruments for half price or you go and think it’s the exact it is one-for-one the same thing
03:55:07:02	03:55:08:17	Chris [GM]	And he took your deal
03:55:10:11	03:55:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it seems like that’s the same thing.
03:55:14:26	03:55:16:12	Chris [GM]	But what he did was bad.
03:55:18:03	03:55:18:13	Chris [GM]	So,
03:55:18:10	03:55:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	So he’s a bad person so we did a bad thing to him which makes it good.
03:55:20:08	03:55:20:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah,
03:55:22:27	03:55:24:24	Chris [GM]	I would have No, Double negative
03:55:24:16	03:55:35:11	Steve [Nortle]	that’s like that’s exactly when the cops show up and pick up a bad guy i we’re gonna sprint for this forest aren’t we
03:55:28:02	03:55:29:02	Brin [Basil]	if they pick up
03:55:28:16	03:55:32:24	Chris [GM]	Here’s the real question The real question Are you guys Going to be doing Battle of Vance again
03:55:35:29	03:55:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	What time is it? We’re in the 4 o’clock hour and Battle of the Bands is at 7?
03:55:40:23	03:55:45:25	Steve [Nortle]	we got three hours we just need all the Spell skills.
03:55:42:00	03:55:43:16	Chris [GM]	So If you guys are going To
03:55:46:01	03:55:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we need the spell scrolls.
03:55:47:08	03:55:58:03	Chris [GM]	Spelled skills You have several ways Of getting To the stage In The battle of Advances You don’t Have to participate In the battle Of events But Remember that The advantage And the disadvantage Is That you get From the good And the bad Needs
03:55:51:24	03:55:52:20	Steve [Nortle]	In enough time?
03:55:58:03	03:55:59:21	Chris [GM]	are for the Battle of the Fan, so
03:55:59:08	03:56:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay, I’m rolling nothing but 20s tonight my friends.
03:56:02:11	03:56:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	But we won’t have time to do Battle of the Bands tonight. We just got to get the other scroll.
03:56:05:04	03:56:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	Asshole!
03:56:08:23	03:56:14:29	Chris [GM]	But you successfully have finally gotten a new TBD scroll
03:56:10:01	03:56:22:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s a long
03:56:16:17	03:56:18:04	Chris [GM]	if you’d like to read this one
03:56:18:04	03:56:19:23	Steve [Nortle]	Why yes, Yes I would.
03:56:22:01	03:56:30:05	Brin [Basil]	one but I’m
03:56:22:12	03:56:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	It is. I can read it.
03:56:24:29	03:56:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know if Nodal can.
03:56:27:01	03:56:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, I’m good at that but I’m busy.
03:56:31:25	03:56:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
03:56:32:27	03:56:34:02	Chris [GM]	Which one is it again?
03:56:33:18	03:56:34:25	Steve [Nortle]	I like your maracas.
03:56:35:14	03:56:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	Shame.
03:56:36:04	03:56:39:13	Steve [Nortle]	Good. How many beans do you have in those maracas?
03:56:39:19	03:56:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	I will count!
03:56:42:00	03:56:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s cross-legged in a corner.
03:56:44:14	03:57:02:28	Brin [Basil]	it open spoiler
03:56:45:02	03:56:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. I’ll do it by… I’ll just listen. Just listening.
03:56:46:27	03:56:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	He’s just like rolling it over Like that ring toss game One bean at a time
03:56:50:22	03:56:55:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re actually better at counting just listening to the beans than you are.
03:56:54:21	03:56:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:56:55:01	03:56:55:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:56:55:11	03:56:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:56:56:18	03:56:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	Seeing them
03:56:57:09	03:56:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m fantastic at all types What’s up counting?
03:57:04:01	03:57:04:19	Steve [Nortle]	DM
03:57:09:19	03:57:16:07	Steve [Nortle]	TBD Journal Entry number 274 Today as the sun Dipped low Casting along
03:57:16:22	03:57:27:21	Chris [GM]	of the dark forest floor i encountered her the blood witch my heart races even as i write this i had heard whispers of their power but nothing could have prepared me for
03:57:27:21	03:57:37:17	Chris [GM]	reality of her presence as i made my way through the grove toward her the air shifted as a palpable tension pulled me forward beneath the gnarled branches
03:57:37:17	03:57:46:22	Chris [GM]	of the ancient oak illuminated by her crimson magic. I saw her clearly, cloaked in the color of autumn leaves and blood alike.
03:57:47:05	03:57:58:12	Chris [GM]	Her hair shiny as the starry night sky framed a face both fierce and ethereal. I felt drawn to her As if an unseen force tethered my heart to hers
03:57:58:12	03:58:09:02	Chris [GM]	She was performing a ritual The ground around her glimmered with a dark enchanting energy I watched in awe as she whispered incantations, her voice both haunting and beautiful.
03:58:09:21	03:58:20:22	Chris [GM]	When she finally turned to me, her piercing eyes locked onto mine. I knew I had seen my destiny. The forest faded away. It was just the two of us bound by an unspoken connection.
03:58:21:09	03:58:33:02	Chris [GM]	I wanted to approach her, to speak but words caught in my throat. I could only stand there captivating. The tales of their danger danced in my mind. Yet I felt no fear.
03:58:33:02	03:58:44:01	Chris [GM]	it was foolish perhaps but love often is the very essence of her thrummed in the air wrapping around me like a spell I could not break when she finally smiled
03:58:44:01	03:58:55:04	Chris [GM]	i felt a warmth blossom within me a promise of what could be i knew i would seek her out again that this was not merely a chance encounter but the beginning of something profound this blood witch
03:58:55:04	03:58:56:22	Chris [GM]	this fierce enchantress
03:58:58:18	03:59:04:00	Chris [GM]	now how’s my heart and i can’t help but wonder what the future holds for a wizard and a witch.
03:59:05:07	03:59:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	And a witch
03:59:08:16	03:59:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	797.
03:59:10:14	03:59:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	What did I miss?
03:59:11:11	03:59:14:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Take me back to the night we met
03:59:15:04	03:59:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	Are you sure It was 797?
03:59:17:29	03:59:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	You want to count?
03:59:18:08	03:59:26:21	Chris [GM]	As you look down at the scroll, you do see a similar… Or not a similar but a new symbol on there confirming that
03:59:23:10	03:59:24:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s Lilith.
03:59:25:13	03:59:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s a T. That’s Lileth. Hey guys, it’s Lilithe.
03:59:29:22	03:59:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, because I remember what that means.
03:59:32:15	03:59:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s TBD’s wife’s name.
03:59:35:04	03:59:36:05	Dave [Xeros]	Is that the witch?
03:59:36:11	03:59:39:09	Steve [Nortle]	I imagine it is. The Blood Witch.
03:59:39:15	03:59:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	So this is their cute meat? Aww.
03:59:41:25	03:59:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. It’s like that one episode of Avatar the Last Airbender when you’re you know, the blood bending and he never will. that right
03:59:45:12	03:59:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	Thrummed!
03:59:49:05	03:59:50:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There is a blood witch.
03:59:55:08	03:59:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	And he never will.
03:59:57:01	04:00:01:26	Steve [Nortle]	never will just as to throw out Chris has not watched
03:59:58:20	03:59:59:07	Chris [GM]	Alright
04:00:01:26	04:00:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	avatar the last bender i don’t know if we’ve covered that before it’s you’re only doing
04:00:02:14	04:00:07:28	Chris [GM]	i’ve never seen it and i never will because of how often people want me to see it i am stubborn
04:00:07:28	04:00:18:09	Chris [GM]	i joke when i say that uh all right so four o ‘clock about four for halfway through the
04:00:18:09	04:00:25:11	Chris [GM]	four o’tclock hour you guys are frantically searching you have a new TBD scrolls though
04:00:25:11	04:00:32:28	Chris [GM]	know where the final scroll lies you know what must be done and where to go
04:00:32:28	04:00:41:01	Chris [GM]	So I would say, why don’t we – we could
04:00:38:13	04:00:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	up at the entrance of the forest we’re gonna peer into the forest
04:00:41:01	04:00:47:14	Chris [GM]	let’s head into the forest and we’ll resolve tonight after you guys do that.
04:00:48:09	04:00:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re just going to follow Fowlclaw, right?
04:00:50:23	04:00:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	broclaw you eat you know this path you know his path well we should have advantage on everything
04:00:51:08	04:00:54:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know where to go. Yep.
04:00:56:06	04:01:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	because we pre -trodden this ground and i also can see through my orb as well
04:00:58:21	04:01:01:03	Chris [GM]	You know the area of camp is in pretty well.
04:01:04:17	04:01:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	i know exactly where everyone’s at yeah they’re all like uh they’re
04:01:07:12	04:01:08:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are they back at camp?
04:01:09:13	04:01:10:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they’re back at camp.
04:01:13:05	04:01:22:28	Steve [Nortle]	all sitting around a fire talking about how um rejected they feel by their parents except for slush he’s over in the
04:01:20:11	04:01:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay.
04:01:22:28	04:01:28:19	Steve [Nortle]	bushes making weird animal noises and it was more
04:01:37:23	04:01:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	I think he found a mouse or a steamboat willy.
04:01:40:07	04:01:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Chris, I think
04:01:41:19	04:01:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re going in the wind.
04:01:45:01	04:01:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	you know what we need to do.
04:01:47:16	04:01:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re going to march into their camp
04:01:52:04	04:02:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m going to be tied up with my arms behind my shelf and Basil’s gonna be prodding me forward with her sword
04:02:03:07	04:02:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	and she’s gonna kick out my legs so that I’m like kneeling down on the ground. And obviously these guys are like, What is even going on? And I will say, just give her whatever she wants. Please!
04:02:15:02	04:02:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	She’s crazy! You don’t even understand! Please!
04:02:19:01	04:02:25:20	Brin [Basil]	like blood on my face Tell them, I’m a fing idiot.
04:02:26:10	04:02:35:08	Chris [GM]	You’re using a TBD scroll. It’s sort of kind of pointing a direction and you’re kind of using that as a guide. Fowlclaw can see this so good, right?
04:02:36:14	04:02:45:14	Chris [GM]	You come to a sort of small opening. It is not the camp but in The Dark Forest
04:02:46:17	04:02:51:03	Chris [GM]	secrets and echoes and memories are preserved
04:02:53:16	04:03:04:16	Chris [GM]	The TBD Scroll that you’re holding reacts and begins to sort of open up and a sort of vision starts play. A memory
04:03:04:16	04:03:13:00	Chris [GM]	you see in this memory, and it kind of looks like one of those holograms you see pop over. So this
04:03:12:27	04:03:26:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have you won an ancient
04:03:13:08	04:03:14:18	Steve [Nortle]	Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
04:03:15:22	04:03:25:19	Chris [GM]	has opened up and TBD is standing in front of a tree. An old oak tree.
04:03:26:03	04:03:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oak i know
04:03:27:21	04:03:32:02	Chris [GM]	And Wolfgang, you see Wolfgang enter into the scene.
04:03:33:21	04:03:39:10	Chris [GM]	And Wolfgang starts talking to TVD and he says Where is the book?
04:03:41:07	04:03:51:22	Chris [GM]	TVD does not respond. Come on, TVD or Traverius. Come on Treverius, I know
04:03:47:01	04:03:48:03	Steve [Nortle]	Come on, Dick.
04:03:51:22	04:03:57:10	Chris [GM]	you know where it is. Just make it easier for all of us Where is The Book?
04:03:58:12	04:04:10:03	Chris [GM]	and PBD sighs turns around I knew this moment when I told you what I found that I had to hide this thing and there’s no way in hell you’re getting
04:04:10:03	04:04:10:20	Chris [GM]	this book
04:04:12:23	04:04:14:07	Chris [GM]	and then Wolfgain says
04:04:15:15	04:04:21:11	Chris [GM]	we’ll do this the easy and he pulls out The Dreamcatcher and he speaks the words into it
04:04:23:15	04:04:26:19	Chris [GM]	dreamweaver I know you can help me get me through the night
04:04:29:25	04:04:38:21	Chris [GM]	he speaks those words into the dreamweaver And he strums it like a harp, and the entire area becomes dark and shrouded and clouded.
04:04:38:24	04:04:50:07	Chris [GM]	And The Dreamweaver appears massive and larger than life over TBD. And he puts his hands down on TBD,
04:04:50:09	04:04:51:27	Chris [GM]	and TBD immediately falls to sleep.
04:04:53:19	04:05:03:20	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang speaks to The DreamWeaver, and he says, I fulfilled my end of the bargain. I brought him to you. Here he is. Now keep your end ofthe bargain.
04:05:00:05	04:05:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was pretty cool.
04:05:03:20	04:05:11:27	Chris [GM]	And as he’s continuing to talk, it sort of gets kind of muffled and the memory vision fades.
04:05:13:17	04:05:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, that’s a cool thing. Like the Dreamweaver thing. Yeah, like summoning…
04:05:19:04	04:05:23:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Was the Dreamweaver… Did we get a good look at the DreamWeaver when he popped up?
04:05:23:06	04:05:24:06	Chris [GM]	You sure did?
04:05:24:19	04:05:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	Does he have hands that look like they have too much eczema?
04:05:27:07	04:05:35:21	Chris [GM]	Yes they do. They have claws and stuff in antlers. Yep I’ll show you a picture of them just a second. Off as the memory fades in the direction that you’re looking off in the distance
04:05:35:21	04:05:41:02	Chris [GM]	you see a figure lying asleep on the floor of the forest.
04:05:42:19	04:05:46:16	Chris [GM]	You find Wolfgang dead asleep in your pathway.
04:05:47:16	04:05:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	Alright. Damn it!
04:05:48:04	04:05:48:26	Chris [GM]	We’ll stop there.
04:05:52:29	04:05:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Next time.
04:05:53:20	04:05:56:28	Chris [GM]	you guys got pretty dang far I’m impressed
04:05:57:12	04:05:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	Speedrun, my friend.
04:05:58:07	04:06:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	We split the party to much success.
04:06:00:13	04:06:04:23	Chris [GM]	I will be honest I thought we would get farther but I am still impressed
04:06:01:14	04:06:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	Four nat 20s.
04:06:04:01	04:06:05:11	Brin [Basil]	Four nat ones.
04:06:06:02	04:06:07:19	Steve [Nortle]	Four nat 1?
04:06:08:05	04:06:10:29	Chris [GM]	amazing like 5 nat 20s 4 nat 1s
04:06:10:24	04:06:12:03	Steve [Nortle]	It, like, balances out. Right?
04:06:10:26	04:06:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know, it is extremely coincidental that the time you were so concerned about preaching and idiots of people’s conversions that you rolled incredibly well
04:06:22:29	04:06:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	That is a coincidence. Correct. Mm-hmm. That is what you call it.
04:06:24:16	04:06:25:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is incredibly
04:06:25:04	04:06:26:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yeah.
04:06:27:04	04:06:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yeah.
04:06:28:02	04:06:29:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nothing more
04:06:29:12	04:06:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, because once you started worshipping LaDonna, that’s when you started doing well When you really focused in on her and the way you felt about her, that’s where That’s when You did well
04:06:41:16	04:06:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	her music on, yeah it did really well there was no worshipping going on
04:06:44:22	04:06:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	That
04:06:46:07	04:06:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	is a coincidence
04:06:48:16	04:06:52:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s okay. Love brings out the best in us and the worst in us.
04:06:53:17	04:06:59:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now I know what Basil just rage
04:06:59:02	04:07:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, they… Oh, I thought you meant, like、 Rolling Bad.
04:07:03:06	04:07:04:08	Brin [Basil]	Excuse me?
04:07:04:18	04:07:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna punch you in the face
04:07:05:24	04:07:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	This is, like… Really gonna go down.
04:07:08:06	04:07:10:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m like a 50 percenter
04:07:10:26	04:07:12:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
04:07:13:14	04:07:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	Remember what she did to the tiefling at the top of the game?
04:07:16:08	04:07:17:03	Steve [Nortle]	That’s right.
04:07:16:19	04:07:20:17	Brin [Basil]	that’s right I backhanded that little bitch
04:07:18:05	04:07:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	Broken jaw and blood on the gems
04:07:20:08	04:07:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true. Alright, I’ll give you that one.
04:07:24:01	04:07:33:28	Chris [GM]	Well, yeah, that was awesome guys That was a lot of fun Felt like you guys Yeah, that Was really cool I was wondering how we were going to do it if it was going to be like okay let’s just say you guys did all these
04:07:26:17	04:07:29:05	Steve [Nortle]	Good speed run. Good job guys.
04:07:27:26	04:07:31:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, good job. Okay, I was wondering how we can do this.
04:07:33:28	04:07:37:02	Chris [GM]	things but I’m actually really glad that you guys worked your way through it all.
04:07:38:19	04:07:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	it helps that we didn’t go as in -depth with any one encounter.
04:07:42:12	04:07:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	we killed an imp or two

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