The Impire Strikes First

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3918 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	A lot of a lot of Emily talk on that one, but it’s fine because the sound doesn’t go through. She’s like yeah she’s reading your lips I
00:00:07:08	00:00:14:10	Chris [GM]	deaf people, someone could read lips. She’d admit
00:00:10:23	00:00:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	saw that Chris they said rock you right?
00:00:19:20	00:00:25:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who is this? What are all these cover versions of…what is happening?
00:00:22:02	00:00:31:02	Chris [GM]	This is a karaoke gun. Make it a little less in your face I guess.
00:00:31:02	00:00:39:07	Chris [GM]	Okay fairgrounds there’s there it is okay loop
00:00:32:03	00:00:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	away with it. Gave
00:00:39:07	00:00:45:10	Chris [GM]	number two oh there it
00:00:45:24	00:01:00:20	Dave [Xeros]	it all away Chris Yeah like
00:00:47:10	00:01:03:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	soon.
00:00:49:17	00:00:53:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, Donna, 7 p.m., it is 7 p m now.
00:00:55:00	00:00:57:12	Chris [GM]	We’re going to say 7 p r.m.
00:00:58:02	00:01:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	concert starts at 8, but…
00:01:00:20	00:01:05:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but LaDonna is on her knees in a bubble
00:01:01:29	00:01:02:17	Chris [GM]	It sure does.
00:01:04:14	00:01:06:07	Chris [GM]	Wait, wait, back up, back on, back off. Everyone stop.
00:01:05:14	00:01:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	right what hey hey we’re here you nailed both of them at the same time
00:01:07:16	00:01:17:21	Brin [Basil]	Welcome everybody, we’re here! We are here. Hey welcome everyone. We have two male quotes at the same time. I love all of you guys!
00:01:07:20	00:01:12:24	Chris [GM]	Welcome everybody! We’re here! Oh, I’m like blocking the camera. Hey, welcome everybody!
00:01:11:16	00:01:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:01:12:05	00:01:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:01:12:05	00:01:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:01:15:20	00:01:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:01:16:06	00:01:17:11	Chris [GM]	I love all of you guys!
00:01:16:29	00:01:17:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:01:18:16	00:01:22:02	Steve [Nortle]	The true star of the show!
00:01:18:25	00:01:20:16	Chris [GM]	Sorry. Welcome.
00:01:23:11	00:01:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:01:25:03	00:01:30:16	Chris [GM]	Welcome back to Echoes of Idiots. This is Chapter 2, this is Battle of the Bands, Episode 7.
00:01:31:17	00:01:38:11	Chris [GM]	We are getting very close To a full loop We’ll decide what you guys end up doing today
00:01:34:03	00:01:50:24	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, Bootstarks
00:01:39:21	00:01:48:03	Chris [GM]	Let’s do A quick, quick recap on some important Details that you guys might remember Can anyone remind me An important thing that happened last time?
00:01:50:02	00:01:51:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shark bear
00:01:52:07	00:01:53:01	Chris [GM]	Shark bear
00:01:52:23	00:01:54:11	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like, I wasn’t there for that.
00:01:52:26	00:01:59:16	Brin [Basil]	Wait, what? Did you guys do a secret sesh without me?
00:01:53:23	00:01:54:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:01:53:23	00:01:54:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:01:55:27	00:01:57:07	Chris [GM]	Troll bridge
00:01:58:08	00:02:01:26	Steve [Nortle]	We learned about what bears do in the woods.
00:02:01:18	00:02:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:02:02:01	00:02:07:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was this session all done over text in our group chat is that
00:02:03:11	00:02:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	And now all of a sudden, yeah, that’s the new Patreon exclusive. They can look at our texts.
00:02:03:21	00:02:05:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m so excited
00:02:08:10	00:02:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:02:11:02	00:02:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	Just look at our text.
00:02:11:28	00:02:19:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that sounds like my worst nightmare
00:02:12:05	00:02:13:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:02:12:07	00:02:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no, no they’re just added to the group chat
00:02:16:22	00:02:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	Welcome buddy!
00:02:19:26	00:02:21:12	Chris [GM]	That’s a good idea, actually.
00:02:19:27	00:02:30:20	Brin [Basil]	actually okay even
00:02:22:15	00:02:23:18	Chris [GM]	Discord for it.
00:02:24:23	00:02:29:15	Chris [GM]	Okay. You guys went to check out…
00:02:30:04	00:02:39:15	Dave [Xeros]	A bunch of things we ran into LaDonna Got some signatures Sent most of her followers Into the woods Great Then we went to the
00:02:30:20	00:02:55:03	Brin [Basil]	though
00:02:31:09	00:02:33:03	Chris [GM]	Did a bunch of things. You ran into LaDonna.
00:02:34:16	00:02:34:20	Chris [GM]	Yep.
00:02:36:20	00:02:37:05	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
00:02:39:21	00:02:43:12	Chris [GM]	Racist. Semi-racist. Slightly racist.
00:02:40:15	00:02:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah No, he was just Yeah, he’s just racist
00:02:41:09	00:02:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, he had a very
00:02:45:16	00:02:54:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we did not kill him We did not kill him.
00:02:45:16	00:02:48:25	Chris [GM]	And his name is Talon Sharplaw. The Brick-a-Brack store.
00:02:50:01	00:02:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	nice tarot card.
00:02:54:14	00:02:55:02	Chris [GM]	Didn’t kill him.
00:02:55:05	00:02:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	No
00:02:56:10	00:03:06:29	Chris [GM]	And then you went off to Limpian Biscuit’s Fix-It Shoppe. Dave, you were the only one that got your weapon upgraded and I don’t think it’s possible to get any of your weapons upgraded now because
00:03:06:29	00:03:18:25	Chris [GM]	you guys released The Shark and Bear into the front workshop as a way to escape the deadly attacks that they did. So doing caught yourself a One LaDonna
00:03:18:16	00:03:26:11	Brin [Basil]	she wants for Christmas is her one
00:03:18:25	00:03:22:03	Chris [GM]	A One LaDonna
00:03:19:15	00:03:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	One LaDonna Is he hinting that there’s more than one?
00:03:23:05	00:03:23:22	Chris [GM]	There’s not more.
00:03:26:11	00:03:33:07	Brin [Basil]	front too. That’s right, stupid.
00:03:27:04	00:03:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	Back.
00:03:27:24	00:03:28:20	Chris [GM]	That’s good!
00:03:28:24	00:03:29:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:03:30:05	00:03:31:23	Chris [GM]	A toothless Ladonna.
00:03:33:26	00:03:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	Falclawed does that make a difference? I mean she probably whistles when she sings it a little bit now.
00:03:41:27	00:03:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	Transdimensional Girl
00:03:43:22	00:03:44:26	Steve [Nortle]	Transdimensional girl.
00:03:46:02	00:03:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Living in a trans-dimensional world!
00:03:49:07	00:03:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	Material World And I’m a trans-dimensional girl There you go
00:03:51:08	00:03:53:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I’m sorry. Sorry.
00:03:51:27	00:03:58:10	Steve [Nortle]	She sounds like the gopher from Winnie-the-Pooh. Suffering succotash? Hey there, pal.
00:03:58:16	00:04:10:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little concerned that it could alter her skills. I am a little worried, but I’m more bothered by what seems to be her involvement in some shady
00:04:03:28	00:04:04:04	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:04:10:09	00:04:12:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	events. Yes.
00:04:10:29	00:04:18:17	Chris [GM]	Jadie stuff. Well, you might find out. Lastly, the things to remember, Wolfgang was seen going off into the dark woods
00:04:21:06	00:04:29:09	Chris [GM]	and other things have been happening that have affected the loot that you guys are doing. So, let’s get right into it.
00:04:29:12	00:04:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	boop
00:04:29:28	00:04:38:23	Chris [GM]	You guys find yourselves all standing around a dome wall of force made around a hooded figure.
00:04:39:02	00:04:45:02	Chris [GM]	She pulls back her hood and reveals to you that it is none other than a toothless LaDonna.
00:04:46:05	00:04:49:04	Brin [Basil]	I’ve never been more happy
00:04:50:12	00:04:55:04	Chris [GM]	And she says to you, well, I suppose you want some answers.
00:04:55:27	00:04:58:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to press my face against the dome
00:04:59:15	00:05:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just like my eyes and everything
00:05:01:28	00:05:13:10	Brin [Basil]	you’re never getting in there buddy i met
00:05:04:16	00:05:06:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	breathing like fire
00:05:04:21	00:05:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like a rabid dog
00:05:06:12	00:05:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:05:07:08	00:05:08:18	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what she said.
00:05:09:05	00:05:09:24	Dave [Xeros]	alright
00:05:11:04	00:05:13:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re starting off strong Chris
00:05:13:10	00:05:15:10	Brin [Basil]	that in every way possible
00:05:17:13	00:05:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	I mean do we want to open this up anyone have a question for LaDonna right off the gate
00:05:22:29	00:05:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What? are you doing here why are you lying? Are you a liar?
00:05:29:05	00:05:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	she’s
00:05:31:03	00:05:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	right there
00:05:32:26	00:05:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m yelling this through the bubble I’m very
00:05:33:22	00:05:40:08	Steve [Nortle]	Metaphorically I feel like we’re all inside of a bubble and of our own prejudices and expectations
00:05:40:14	00:05:42:19	Brin [Basil]	my fist is still planted
00:05:40:29	00:05:41:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shocked
00:05:43:08	00:05:46:05	Dave [Xeros]	Still, I honestly don’t know if he’s here half the time.
00:05:46:06	00:05:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	I think I might have gotten hit really hard
00:05:48:29	00:05:53:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no, I healed you though. I gave you some lettuce gave you something
00:05:50:28	00:05:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	My ears still ring
00:05:53:29	00:05:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	Did you rub some dirt on it?
00:05:55:12	00:06:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	Here, I’m going to take some gold out and just drop it on the ground. I’m like, hey, I need you to count that real quick
00:06:01:13	00:06:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	No problem.
00:06:04:10	00:06:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	Sit cross-legged, big smile on my face.
00:06:06:12	00:06:09:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cast minor illusion on it before he counts it
00:06:09:04	00:06:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	Distort value?
00:06:10:26	00:06:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t ruin The joke!
00:06:12:03	00:06:14:13	Chris [GM]	do you remember how long it took him to fill out the paperwork
00:06:15:05	00:06:16:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s because I’m meticulous!
00:06:16:28	00:06:17:12	Chris [GM]	yes
00:06:17:13	00:06:34:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was to be fair yeah why are
00:06:17:17	00:06:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	and triplicate it was triplicant too
00:06:18:28	00:06:19:24	Chris [GM]	in triplicate
00:06:18:28	00:06:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true.
00:06:24:09	00:06:32:23	Chris [GM]	okay she looks at you talk along she says but can you be a little more specific lying i am
00:06:34:02	00:06:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you hiding your idea why are you hooded and hiding around we’ve we’ve seen you a couple of times sneaking around what’s going on
00:06:45:08	00:06:52:27	Chris [GM]	is this magical force wall that’s up does
00:06:50:12	00:06:52:02	Brin [Basil]	Ain’t nothing getting through this.
00:06:55:11	00:07:00:01	Brin [Basil]	Sure does There’s only one specific type of spell that can get rid of us
00:07:02:14	00:07:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	have it anyway look at her
00:07:05:23	00:07:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	She probably kept it in her front tooth and she don’t got that no more.
00:07:08:02	00:07:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	she don’t got that anymore she doesnít look very
00:07:10:11	00:07:19:14	Chris [GM]	uh she kind of with a little bit of a sigh of relief says okay if magic get through
00:07:19:15	00:07:24:21	Chris [GM]	then i’ll talk but i would suggest that maybe you guys protect yourselves as well
00:07:24:21	00:07:32:18	Chris [GM]	because he is listening to everything who do
00:07:32:10	00:07:37:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who who that’s my line sorry who my script
00:07:35:17	00:07:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Who’s listening?
00:07:36:11	00:08:13:22	Brin [Basil]	layer
00:07:38:23	00:07:39:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who
00:07:39:01	00:07:40:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:07:43:03	00:07:46:25	Chris [GM]	she looks at you and she says the dream weaver of course
00:07:48:21	00:07:50:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you talking about walking
00:07:51:21	00:07:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:07:52:27	00:08:00:18	Chris [GM]	She begins laughing. Wolfgang, that pawn… No, not Wolfgang. Wolfgang is a pawn for the Dreamweaver.
00:07:58:12	00:07:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	What?
00:08:00:28	00:08:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, okay. So there’s like mid-level boss bigger level boss Like how many layers of bosses are we talking about here? We’re like
00:08:08:01	00:08:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	This is like a seven bean dips.
00:08:09:29	00:08:10:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
00:08:11:17	00:08:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	that
00:08:13:22	00:08:14:22	Brin [Basil]	are you bitch
00:08:15:20	00:08:18:21	Steve [Nortle]	Shower cream or are you the guacamole?
00:08:19:04	00:08:25:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how have we survived this long really are you a bean dude
00:08:21:03	00:08:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:08:22:15	00:08:24:23	Steve [Nortle]	Because of our insightful questions.
00:08:24:28	00:08:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s by the grace of Gorg that we are here
00:08:25:18	00:08:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:26:26	00:08:27:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:08:28:20	00:08:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	It’s your faith, my brother.
00:08:29:28	00:08:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you it is truly truly
00:08:35:23	00:08:37:16	Brin [Basil]	there’s no recovering from that
00:08:38:23	00:08:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	so like yeah what level
00:08:41:18	00:08:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	15 by the way we’re at 15. Try to keep up I’m counting
00:08:42:16	00:08:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	15 gold pieces is that total
00:08:49:18	00:08:50:21	Steve [Nortle]	No, I’m still working
00:08:50:19	00:08:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay alright let me know when you finish and then
00:08:52:02	00:09:00:24	Steve [Nortle]	Just letting you know I’m giving you an update I’m sure I’ll be on
00:08:56:08	00:08:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll recount them just to make sure you’re right on spot there
00:08:59:11	00:09:01:09	Chris [GM]	She looks at Falclad and she’s like
00:09:02:21	00:09:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	listen here guacamole layer
00:09:05:29	00:09:19:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the power of saloon a i think
00:09:07:19	00:09:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the top are we going deep or are we going high
00:09:08:23	00:09:10:08	Steve [Nortle]	She’s probably more than all of
00:09:11:29	00:09:17:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah Oh, I assume So she’s like
00:09:16:20	00:09:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. She’s olive leather.
00:09:19:11	00:09:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’ll answer the question if we stop explaining or debating the metaphor
00:09:24:28	00:09:27:12	Dave [Xeros]	Well, she just seemed like she didn’t understand it.
00:09:26:26	00:09:32:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’m confused. What do you want to know? What level of food I am?
00:09:27:26	00:09:28:19	Steve [Nortle]	She might not
00:09:29:27	00:09:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so there’s a
00:09:31:29	00:09:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	seven-layer bean dip.
00:09:33:04	00:09:36:04	Chris [GM]	Oh gosh He’s diving deeper
00:09:33:25	00:09:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who is in charge if Wolfgang isn’t in charge, who’s in charge
00:09:41:04	00:09:42:25	Chris [GM]	The Dreamweaver is in charge
00:09:42:21	00:09:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	Does he have a name of injury when you go?
00:09:46:05	00:09:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	Is he from the swollen waste by chance? Alright. Is he form Magus?
00:09:52:21	00:10:00:06	Chris [GM]	No Uh I Have been in servitude To the Dreamwever
00:10:00:02	00:10:01:08	Brin [Basil]	For how long?
00:10:01:29	00:10:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	What kind of servitude?
00:10:03:24	00:10:05:01	Brin [Basil]	Your entire career.
00:10:04:12	00:10:09:17	Chris [GM]	Well More like I do favors for him In exchange for
00:10:09:24	00:10:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	Favos.
00:10:10:27	00:10:16:11	Steve [Nortle]	three dream weaver Weinstein’s what it sounds like to me
00:10:11:22	00:10:12:20	Dave [Xeros]	She does Vegas.
00:10:15:08	00:10:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
00:10:17:26	00:10:19:27	Chris [GM]	We just took it to a whole other level.
00:10:18:27	00:10:21:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, all right.
00:10:21:07	00:10:23:28	Brin [Basil]	We know what layer 7 is!
00:10:23:18	00:10:24:16	Steve [Nortle]	Beans level now?
00:10:25:24	00:10:27:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	another level
00:10:26:28	00:10:30:23	Dave [Xeros]	He’s making really interesting movies over in Vegas.
00:10:31:10	00:10:31:14	Steve [Nortle]	No.
00:10:31:28	00:10:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	But I did note, I heard that he actually directed some of your music thingies, videos, illusions, music illusions
00:10:40:10	00:10:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	illusions
00:10:42:25	00:10:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	from Weinstein himself. Oh, okay.
00:10:44:19	00:10:45:29	Chris [GM]	probably came from his magic, yeah?
00:10:46:03	00:10:46:22	Steve [Nortle]	from
00:10:48:14	00:10:49:26	Chris [GM]	No, no, the Dreamweaver.
00:10:51:29	00:10:53:04	Chris [GM]	Who’s this Weinstein?
00:10:53:26	00:11:03:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh can i make like a check to see, determine if she’s being honest with us? Is that a deception check or something insight
00:11:01:26	00:11:02:15	Steve [Nortle]	Insight
00:11:02:09	00:11:03:12	Chris [GM]	It’s in sight, yeah.
00:11:03:26	00:11:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	woohoo! Awesome okay
00:11:10:25	00:11:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	17
00:11:13:11	00:11:20:27	Chris [GM]	Very good. I mean, Foulclaw, it’s really hard for you to not believe her because she’s such a huge fan.
00:11:20:28	00:11:25:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah but I also am the best one here detecting falsities
00:11:25:07	00:11:28:17	Chris [GM]	And I think your detecting the truth is what she’s telling me.
00:11:25:22	00:11:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Are you?
00:11:28:08	00:11:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Okay, all right. No bias? I still think there’s a little bit of bias but I’ll roll with you.
00:11:30:08	00:11:42:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no bias yes please
00:11:36:13	00:11:38:16	Chris [GM]	Would you like me to explain more about the Dreamweaver?
00:11:39:07	00:11:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know we’re still trying to figure out what layer of the bean dip
00:11:40:00	00:11:40:24	Brin [Basil]	Please.
00:11:41:27	00:11:50:10	Brin [Basil]	Yes, yes.
00:11:42:06	00:11:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tell us more
00:11:44:24	00:11:53:29	Chris [GM]	Fine. I would be… Let’s see here. If the DreamWeaver is… Let’s se. What’s the bottom layer of a bean dip? It’s probably the beans.
00:11:47:21	00:11:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	if it is like level 7
00:11:54:08	00:11:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	well it’s multiple being layers I think
00:11:56:10	00:11:58:06	Chris [GM]	Okay. Well, which bean layer do you want?
00:11:58:00	00:12:04:06	Dave [Xeros]	let’s just do seven to one like if you’re level 1 and if you are level 7 then you’re a bean
00:12:02:12	00:12:09:13	Chris [GM]	i’m probably a three level seven being the deepest
00:12:07:00	00:12:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:12:09:25	00:12:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	yes
00:12:10:03	00:12:12:19	Brin [Basil]	On what layer does the chip break?
00:12:14:14	00:12:21:22	Brin [Basil]	I made a
00:12:14:22	00:12:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	like the way you phrased that.
00:12:16:04	00:12:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	depends on what type of chips you’re eating with if you’re using Garden of Eaten chips they’re the mother of all chips they go right through a seven layer bean dip
00:12:21:22	00:12:27:24	Brin [Basil]	huge mistake.
00:12:28:06	00:12:39:03	Brin [Basil]	An entire
00:12:28:10	00:12:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	Garden of Eaton, thank you for sponsoring the podcast
00:12:33:10	00:12:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	which are not dammit
00:12:37:17	00:12:46:21	Dave [Xeros]	we did an entire section on bean dip specifically for sponsorship sounds about right yep there you go it’s done
00:12:42:08	00:12:44:05	Steve [Nortle]	Come on!
00:12:43:21	00:12:55:19	Chris [GM]	we got it check we got uh look i am an agent at the dream i’ve been in his services and exchange my illustrious musical career has been wonderful
00:12:45:11	00:12:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there you go. It’s done.
00:12:46:01	00:12:46:22	Brin [Basil]	Yep, 6, 5.
00:12:56:19	00:13:00:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so you have no talent but basically sold your soul
00:12:59:18	00:13:01:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	her explain
00:13:02:04	00:13:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yes?
00:13:02:24	00:13:11:23	Chris [GM]	to put it bluntly yes and i’m telling you now i want out i don’t want anything with this anymore and you guys all of a sudden come along
00:13:03:27	00:13:04:13	Steve [Nortle]	85
00:13:11:23	00:13:19:00	Chris [GM]	and for some reason the dream loop doesn’t seem to be affecting you all And so I see this as an opportunity, maybe.
00:13:18:27	00:13:20:25	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, the dream loop doesn’t affect you?
00:13:22:01	00:13:22:29	Chris [GM]	It does not.
00:13:23:16	00:13:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	But you didn’t recognize it when we There was a frog!
00:13:25:19	00:13:28:05	Chris [GM]	I sure did. You weren’t paying attention?
00:13:27:04	00:13:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay!
00:13:28:24	00:13:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	Questions.
00:13:30:14	00:13:36:10	Chris [GM]	I had you roll a couple checks and you all failed them. I was like, well, I guess they don’t realize that she recognizes them.
00:13:36:12	00:13:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	So, question.
00:13:37:16	00:13:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	There was the frog It distracted me
00:13:39:29	00:13:40:12	Chris [GM]	Yes.
00:13:40:11	00:13:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	He says you’re telling the truth. I think he’s a little biased just because of his T-shirts and fantasies. Um, yeah. I mean, she’s just a person.
00:13:47:21	00:13:49:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah man, you gotta let that go.
00:13:50:28	00:13:57:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I literally can’t. I’ve already metabolized some of your… Never mind, never mind, never mind.
00:13:54:06	00:13:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true. Don’t say it.
00:13:54:22	00:13:55:23	Chris [GM]	Don’t tell her that!
00:13:56:19	00:13:57:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:56:29	00:13:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:13:59:15	00:14:10:12	Dave [Xeros]	Now I lost my train of thought. Thank you for that, but speaking from experience, this industry is pretty cutthroat, so I imagine
00:14:10:12	00:14:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	something is a little off the top, but I do want to know why you just sat there and watched us almost die to a shark in bed?
00:14:20:05	00:14:24:08	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah. Well, are you sure that’s what I was doing?
00:14:21:07	00:14:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there’s that little piece.
00:14:24:22	00:14:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know. It looked like it to me. Just kind of sitting there at the table.
00:14:27:22	00:14:30:16	Steve [Nortle]	Weren’t you betting on one of us?
00:14:29:10	00:14:36:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I make another insight check?
00:14:31:23	00:14:33:14	Chris [GM]	That way but I was certainly not
00:14:33:14	00:14:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	Let me see if she’s telling the truth now.
00:14:35:01	00:14:42:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m going to do an insight check that. Five? Yeah. I guess we misunderstood.
00:14:38:19	00:14:39:12	Chris [GM]	Sure yeah
00:14:46:11	00:14:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	11
00:14:46:29	00:14:52:22	Chris [GM]	You’ll never know if she’s telling the truth or not But Does it really matter? I’m here now
00:14:54:25	00:14:56:27	Chris [GM]	Look let me explain Okay
00:14:58:25	00:15:04:13	Chris [GM]	I’m in a huge debt to the Dreamweaver The only way out of this debt Is by killing this thing
00:15:04:20	00:15:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	Or prostitution.
00:15:06:03	00:15:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	What? The shark and bear? I’m pretty sure it’s busy eating its way through the dark forest.
00:15:10:28	00:15:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure if you just went to the Trinity and really made a go at it, you would make so much money so fast just peddling off your fame? You could pay this off.
00:15:23:04	00:15:33:26	Chris [GM]	you want to keep talking and tell my story for me go i can’t even get a word out it seems with this guy thank you
00:15:26:20	00:15:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m saying what you could do!
00:15:27:05	00:15:38:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m i’m listening i’m here for you i’ve been listening since
00:15:32:27	00:15:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	I understand what you mean.
00:15:36:18	00:15:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	117?
00:15:38:23	00:15:49:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i was two years old when i first heard your album um you’re you’re
00:15:39:16	00:15:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	Do you see how big the pile is?
00:15:49:04	00:15:57:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	saying that you are sort of like outside of this loop that we’re caught. Like, you’ve been able to preserve
00:15:57:09	00:16:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your… I know exactly what that is.
00:15:59:10	00:16:10:20	Chris [GM]	A Kalistar, Kalistart. Why don’t you roll a little history
00:16:06:17	00:16:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, you do. Pretty silver hair.
00:16:10:22	00:16:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	History!
00:16:13:01	00:16:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	Sure.
00:16:14:05	00:16:16:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, we could do Arcana.
00:16:19:23	00:16:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll help you with my bardic
00:16:21:10	00:16:23:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s okay. It’s a 15.
00:16:24:01	00:16:34:06	Chris [GM]	So Akalistar – you know Falklaw that the Kalistars are there from the plane of dreams. they so the dream loop
00:16:34:06	00:16:40:02	Chris [GM]	effects do not have or, the dream loot does not have any effect on a Kalistar. They’re able to
00:16:41:17	00:16:44:02	Chris [GM]	go about dreams of the plane of dreams and stuff
00:16:45:17	00:16:56:17	Chris [GM]	The Kalistars race was created from the union of humanity and renegade spirits from the plane of dreams That’s how they are able to have physical forms here in the
00:16:59:15	00:17:00:18	Chris [GM]	material plane
00:16:59:26	00:17:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	She should know that from her song Oh okay Sorry, You Should Know That From Her Song
00:17:02:05	00:17:04:08	Chris [GM]	Well, this is what Falcala knows.
00:17:05:09	00:17:07:13	Chris [GM]	So he needed a check up there.
00:17:07:02	00:17:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s definitely the material plane. Yep.
00:17:10:26	00:17:18:24	Chris [GM]	Anyways, so that’s why she was selected to be an agent of – you assume that’s where she would select to be the agent
00:17:18:24	00:17:23:19	Chris [GM]	because she was able to so easily work alongside her.
00:17:23:26	00:17:24:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, so
00:17:25:20	00:17:32:08	Chris [GM]	Not around here. We are a rare, rare breed. I have not seen another one my kind in any big leagues.
00:17:33:19	00:17:38:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re saying the only reason that you’re outside of the loop is because of your nature.
00:17:38:14	00:17:38:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:17:40:01	00:17:48:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there magic or something we can use to break the loop that you know about since you’re a dream master?
00:17:44:03	00:17:46:16	Brin [Basil]	like Wolfgang’s necklace?
00:17:49:08	00:18:01:02	Chris [GM]	So the Dreamweaver has chosen a host to be in charge of this dream, and that host’s name is Treverius Bjornigardian. Oh, you know him?
00:17:59:14	00:18:01:23	Dave [Xeros]	TBD Yeah we know him
00:18:00:04	00:18:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we saw it and the Dreamweaver being menacing towards him.
00:18:07:22	00:18:10:04	Chris [GM]	You saw that? When did you see that?
00:18:11:17	00:18:13:28	Steve [Nortle]	Time is a weird flat circle in this way.
00:18:14:14	00:18:15:29	Chris [GM]	Does she need to roll insight on you?
00:18:16:01	00:18:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, she does.
00:18:18:16	00:18:20:06	Chris [GM]	As we get to three, she’s like, wow.
00:18:21:29	00:18:23:15	Steve [Nortle]	There you go, 295.
00:18:23:22	00:18:28:04	Chris [GM]	Well then you know clearly what’s going on. Maybe you can tell me because I don’t know with the Dreamweaver.
00:18:29:12	00:18:31:29	Chris [GM]	All I know is that I do what he asks.
00:18:32:25	00:18:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Distort Value and hand them back to you Count again
00:18:37:01	00:18:39:27	Steve [Nortle]	do an insight check to see if I can see through that illusion?
00:18:39:25	00:18:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	good luck it’s a 17
00:18:41:23	00:18:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 10.
00:18:45:19	00:18:48:00	Chris [GM]	So she goes on to explain
00:18:49:19	00:18:51:17	Chris [GM]	What does she say? She says
00:18:53:16	00:19:03:23	Chris [GM]	Look, I’ve been in servitude of the Dream Weaver for a long time My life was good I’m famous rich had many suitors
00:19:03:23	00:19:09:14	Chris [GM]	A little to complain Yeah But one of the concerts
00:19:04:26	00:19:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	speaking the same language my friend
00:19:09:14	00:19:16:20	Chris [GM]	that i was at a horrible accident killed a third of the fans in my crowd
00:19:22:03	00:19:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I was just referencing my magical glowing stone
00:19:22:25	00:19:24:05	Brin [Basil]	I was like, please!
00:19:27:05	00:19:28:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two sixths.
00:19:28:25	00:19:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	actually I remember
00:19:28:28	00:19:29:05	Chris [GM]	you
00:19:31:07	00:19:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	The Book of Idiots that you’ve read to me for so many times a third pot not even necessarily a third but it is a third pot which means any division that is just a third piece of the whole so it doesn’t even have to be like a percentage value
00:19:41:17	00:19:53:16	Steve [Nortle]	which on
00:19:43:02	00:19:44:20	Dave [Xeros]	I could get really depth
00:19:46:22	00:19:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really proud
00:19:48:05	00:19:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	I listened I listen.
00:19:53:16	00:20:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	my glowing disk of remembrance, I see here that there was a shadowy antlered form
00:20:03:21	00:20:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	standing over TBD surrounded by scrolls.
00:20:09:16	00:20:12:03	Steve [Nortle]	And he gave off an aura of not nice.
00:20:12:20	00:20:18:18	Chris [GM]	so you’ve seen visions is what you’re saying well
00:20:15:25	00:20:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	I assumed it was real.
00:20:23:27	00:20:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	Is this kind of like this is not a pipe because it’s actually a painting? Are we going into some sort of post-structuralist conceptions here?
00:20:29:08	00:20:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	Like dimensional thing?
00:20:32:13	00:20:33:22	Chris [GM]	this is very real we are
00:20:33:22	00:20:46:00	Chris [GM]	all in a dream loop everyone here is very rare we’re all just stuck in TBD’s dream oh man
00:20:39:23	00:20:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	-dimensional or fourth -dimensional? Is this all going to be wrapped up like a scroll like Idios says?
00:20:46:00	00:20:46:07	Chris [GM]	i’m
00:20:49:02	00:20:57:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a relevant question uh is there it sounds like you know how we can break like we know who the host is it sounds
00:21:00:26	00:21:07:02	Chris [GM]	a way to break the dream i don’t know how and if i did If I believe me,
00:21:09:05	00:21:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so what you’re saying is that you’re willing to help us break the dream loop.
00:21:09:27	00:21:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	Do we believe her?
00:21:15:05	00:21:23:02	Chris [GM]	what I’ve been doing. Why in the world do you think I’ve done sabotaging every single band out here so you guys had a chance to get into the battle of bands?
00:21:24:24	00:21:27:03	Steve [Nortle]	saying we wouldn’t have been able to get on without your help?
00:21:27:02	00:21:28:11	Chris [GM]	No it was a full roster
00:21:27:09	00:21:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like we’re so talented.
00:21:30:10	00:21:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	Look at him.
00:21:33:15	00:21:34:19	Chris [GM]	LaDonna you’re talking to
00:21:34:08	00:21:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	And listen, listen to this.
00:21:37:06	00:21:42:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me just let me Let me just understand.
00:21:38:05	00:21:39:01	Chris [GM]	It’s very nice
00:21:39:02	00:21:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my percussion.
00:21:40:16	00:21:41:29	Chris [GM]	it is a little impressive actually
00:21:43:15	00:21:45:10	Chris [GM]	Wow she’s actually quite impressed
00:21:45:03	00:21:46:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:21:45:03	00:21:47:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:21:45:13	00:21:46:21	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:21:47:06	00:21:47:19	Steve [Nortle]	Mary!
00:21:47:21	00:21:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just want to clarify something, so we’ll be in the Battle of the Bands
00:21:50:20	00:21:51:10	Brin [Basil]	jealously
00:21:58:10	00:22:03:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but you’re going to be performing with us on stage because we’re going TO BE WORKING TOGETHER
00:22:03:28	00:22:15:09	Chris [GM]	well you see understand the reason why I was in hiding the reason why I’m trying to do all this is to escape
00:22:15:09	00:22:27:05	Chris [GM]	the dream weaver right and this cloak that I have allows me certain barriers from his reach but I cannot meddle with his affair or I will so no
00:22:27:05	00:22:28:04	Chris [GM]	I cannot help you
00:22:29:23	00:22:40:04	Chris [GM]	But I want out. A third of my fans died, and I’m going to say it’s a fourth. The fourth of my friends died.
00:22:34:08	00:22:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Third part.
00:22:41:04	00:22:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	That would be 25%.
00:22:42:05	00:22:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh that’s not as bad That’s not a…
00:22:43:20	00:22:55:12	Chris [GM]	And I know I’m failing them, and I want to bring justice to them. I’m done with this. But the debt that I have for them is too great to pay, so it’s either escape or kill them.
00:22:56:14	00:22:59:20	Steve [Nortle]	We could kill you though too right? Like that could Right? We could
00:23:00:10	00:23:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle, I don’t think we want to do that
00:23:00:18	00:23:06:08	Chris [GM]	That’s a type of escape, I suppose, but wouldn’t bring justice to the death band.
00:23:06:26	00:23:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	escape.
00:23:08:21	00:23:09:03	Steve [Nortle]	Basil
00:23:09:15	00:23:10:22	Chris [GM]	You’ve experienced this?
00:23:10:25	00:23:11:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
00:23:13:19	00:23:15:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no.
00:23:14:16	00:23:16:25	Chris [GM]	Basil, the whole time has just been staring
00:23:17:02	00:23:21:06	Brin [Basil]	there’s six minutes left on the wall of forest by the way
00:23:19:18	00:23:29:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She sounds like she could be a valuable ally. I think we need to figure out how to get into the Battle of the Bands. Like, get on stage.
00:23:28:14	00:23:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	going to eat the tooth that got knocked free?
00:23:31:09	00:23:37:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re in the battle – but I think it’s going to be a good idea. I think you need to make a plan and potentially go prep for –
00:23:36:28	00:23:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	I think that’s just called a sentence
00:23:39:29	00:23:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we can do that as part of the preparation. That can be part of it, yeah.
00:23:42:08	00:23:43:19	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a roadie I’m good at that
00:23:45:02	00:23:45:09	Chris [GM]	What?
00:23:45:10	00:23:47:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll take care of that part, everybody.
00:23:50:28	00:23:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	start shrinking until it like squishes uh oh the wall of force is collapsing
00:23:54:13	00:23:56:02	Brin [Basil]	again I can arrange that
00:23:55:20	00:23:56:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:23:58:24	00:24:00:29	Chris [GM]	Look, okay, I told you who I am
00:24:02:02	00:24:08:14	Chris [GM]	clearly you guys know who TBD is How do you know who the Dreamweaver have chosen as the host of people?
00:24:08:24	00:24:14:27	Steve [Nortle]	I saw it. I said with my not… These eyes? Yeah. He’s on buddy.
00:24:10:20	00:24:12:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah but you know who TBD is
00:24:12:09	00:24:20:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we’ve been finding these like scroll thingies that kind of uh i3 actually can’t
00:24:20:22	00:24:22:25	Steve [Nortle]	One, two, three! Look at me go!
00:24:23:29	00:24:30:20	Chris [GM]	see that please you can just hold it up to the wall interesting she says
00:24:27:10	00:24:28:00	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:24:32:07	00:24:43:18	Chris [GM]	uh so so la donna very excitedly looks at these and realizes TBD has found
00:24:37:14	00:24:37:27	Steve [Nortle]	Eegs!
00:24:37:16	00:24:39:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m pretty sure it was an L
00:24:41:09	00:24:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	It says Eegee.
00:24:43:18	00:24:52:03	Chris [GM]	way or traverius does not traveria’s has found a way to meddle with the dream no wonder why you guys are able to
00:24:52:02	00:24:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	Smart guy.
00:24:53:13	00:24:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	metal yep did you get back is it right
00:24:54:12	00:24:56:24	Brin [Basil]	I couldn’t go that far.
00:25:01:05	00:25:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	The number has changed between the one I gave you and the one you gave me back to.
00:25:04:20	00:25:05:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the key
00:25:05:13	00:25:06:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s about right.
00:25:08:06	00:25:18:14	Chris [GM]	he’s figured out a way to uh yeah i would say yes if he figured out a ways to keep you guys aware of the dream groups and not setting each time that
00:25:18:14	00:25:26:13	Chris [GM]	yeah absolutely in fact yeah uh know
00:25:20:16	00:25:23:02	Dave [Xeros]	Question What do you know about Cronomancy?
00:25:26:13	00:25:36:02	Chris [GM]	that it’s been banned and not to be uh trifled with like They banned it in Ideas. Where are we? Correus.
00:25:28:25	00:25:30:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just a lot It’s the most powerful kind
00:25:37:02	00:25:41:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they banned it in Correius back in the 100 years ago
00:25:43:12	00:25:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	The Forgotten Hour keeps forgetting
00:25:43:13	00:25:46:13	Chris [GM]	The Forgotten Hour Thank you After The Forgotton Hour
00:25:49:08	00:25:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s in the name
00:25:50:22	00:25:53:07	Chris [GM]	Okay so she’s interested in the scroll
00:25:54:20	00:25:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, do you want me to read them to you?
00:25:55:22	00:25:56:27	Chris [GM]	No no no
00:25:58:06	00:25:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m jacked
00:26:01:04	00:26:02:16	Chris [GM]	Did you guys
00:26:01:14	00:26:03:18	Steve [Nortle]	Doesn’t it explode every time you open
00:26:04:20	00:26:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	Nah, that is the other ones where he puts around these
00:26:06:20	00:26:12:10	Chris [GM]	Okay yeah that’s right So she looks at you all and she realizes that that’s the reason probably why
00:26:12:21	00:26:19:17	Chris [GM]	you haven’t been set it because TBD has been able to meddle with the magic of the dream weaver a bit
00:26:19:17	00:26:26:19	Chris [GM]	and he’s left breadcrumbs for you guys basically and she says you know i’ve seen another group here
00:26:26:19	00:26:42:28	Chris [GM]	that is also aware of the tree loop yeah the very same well
00:26:30:09	00:26:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	Roses and Gunzas
00:26:33:07	00:26:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s because we send them to Kryn I don’t think they like us very much Like, there was supposed to be a bunch of groupies ready for them there.
00:26:42:27	00:26:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	I haven’t really run into them though guys have you guys run into one?
00:26:42:28	00:26:46:18	Chris [GM]	i think how many tvd scrolls do
00:26:47:01	00:26:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	Three. Alright where are they at?
00:26:54:07	00:27:03:09	Chris [GM]	haven’t seen them just seen last i saw them they were checked into one of the hotels the the tents in uh no
00:27:02:18	00:27:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	treasure?
00:27:03:08	00:27:04:18	Brin [Basil]	Are they on the set list?
00:27:07:29	00:27:11:09	Steve [Nortle]	them? Yes.
00:27:11:01	00:27:14:10	Chris [GM]	i did i uh i tried to take his voice
00:27:14:10	00:27:25:13	Chris [GM]	away from him and then i saw him stealing a bunch of honey elixirs i
00:27:15:18	00:27:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	Question
00:27:19:26	00:27:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	Can we can you do us a favor? Could we hire you to be Saboteur for us?
00:27:25:13	00:27:27:27	Chris [GM]	told you i cannot meddle I don’t want to risk it.
00:27:27:27	00:27:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but what if it’s behind the scenes and stuff
00:27:29:28	00:27:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	You’re in a hood.
00:27:30:19	00:27:31:21	Chris [GM]	Well, what do you have in mind?
00:27:31:01	00:27:32:11	Brin [Basil]	You’re close.
00:27:32:16	00:27:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	For example If we’re up on stage and we’re performing
00:27:37:03	00:27:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	you could
00:27:39:07	00:27:42:17	Brin [Basil]	That would definitely work. I think that that would work.
00:27:42:23	00:27:44:14	Chris [GM]	Ladonna streaking through the key magic.
00:27:45:07	00:27:48:14	Brin [Basil]	Are you okay, buddy? Everything is going to be okay.
00:27:45:14	00:27:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	Falclaw, can you imagine this?
00:27:48:25	00:27:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Pure pure and clean
00:27:50:12	00:27:51:25	Brin [Basil]	His nose starts bleeding.
00:27:52:08	00:27:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Your nose is bleeding there, buddy
00:27:54:01	00:28:00:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m banishing some very evil thoughts
00:27:54:26	00:27:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	What’s going on?
00:27:55:04	00:27:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	Are you singing a hymn? Or is it more of a harr?
00:27:59:22	00:28:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just saying put on your cloak and go
00:27:59:23	00:28:00:24	Chris [GM]	I’m just curious
00:28:02:12	00:28:05:08	Chris [GM]	why did you bring up chronomancy?
00:28:05:23	00:28:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	No reason
00:28:08:05	00:28:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	I ask that of all my friends and non-friends
00:28:13:01	00:28:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s his number one pickup line.
00:28:14:19	00:28:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:28:16:28	00:28:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	Basil knows this I go up in the bar and I’m like, hey tell me what you know about chronomancy And then they start talking
00:28:25:25	00:28:27:26	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a… Never mind.
00:28:28:22	00:28:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like an aphrodisiac
00:28:32:01	00:28:34:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s the spell version of Arufi.
00:28:32:13	00:28:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	of the word
00:28:35:22	00:28:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called the Rufio spell
00:28:38:19	00:28:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	what
00:28:39:26	00:28:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh What?
00:28:41:25	00:28:44:25	Chris [GM]	There are some things I want you
00:28:47:29	00:28:56:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I say like a quick prayer to get everybody back on track hone everybody’s mind for the present moment
00:28:56:20	00:28:58:13	Chris [GM]	I don’ t think your magic
00:28:56:22	00:28:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Diagog
00:28:58:15	00:29:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I make a check? Can I do can I make like a persuasive prayer check
00:29:00:21	00:29:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	your faith is insufficient
00:29:05:27	00:29:06:27	Chris [GM]	To Eros?
00:29:07:16	00:29:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	To all of us
00:29:08:22	00:29:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No just
00:29:09:19	00:29:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	You just make my mouth disappear
00:29:13:08	00:29:20:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the power of you know Salunay clear everybody’s mind and
00:29:28:21	00:29:29:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	12
00:29:29:05	00:29:32:12	Chris [GM]	You put too much on the faith of a dice man.
00:29:29:19	00:29:45:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah
00:29:34:23	00:29:35:29	Steve [Nortle]	a lesson to all of you
00:29:36:14	00:29:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	Let that be a lesson In faith to all of you You’re only gonna roll at 11
00:29:40:12	00:29:44:14	Chris [GM]	Okay, you were trying to describe to me what you had in mind.
00:29:44:22	00:29:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yeah thing you’ve done such a good job sneaking around like with your hood up and no one knew who you were we didn’t know who you were and we’ve seen you a ton of times so this is my thought
00:29:52:23	00:30:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	we’re up performing on stage you sneak around in your little hooded like sweatsuit or whatever you want to call this and you can just go pull the plug on like our competitors amps
00:30:03:22	00:30:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	or things like that just as a secondary aside so we can concentrate on performing
00:30:10:02	00:30:16:00	Steve [Nortle]	Just trip. Just trip on their cables. It happens not to me, though.
00:30:13:24	00:30:19:22	Chris [GM]	I like this idea. If we work together we’re going to stop the Dreamweaver
00:30:19:28	00:30:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	have you in the limelight at all just behind the scenes
00:30:25:01	00:30:33:26	Chris [GM]	clearly the DreamWeaver wants something from Traverius I don’t know what he does and clearly he hasn’t found
00:30:35:26	00:30:37:16	Chris [GM]	the Dream Weaver is still happening
00:30:38:19	00:30:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	okay so meta now that i’ve said the word chronomancy is the dreamweaver gonna get pissed and like actually
00:30:45:21	00:30:46:23	Chris [GM]	well
00:30:48:26	00:30:54:29	Chris [GM]	I mean, he should but I don’t know um
00:30:52:07	00:30:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	not going through oh damn it alright d meta
00:30:56:17	00:31:04:14	Chris [GM]	but do this like bring up be honest with LaDonna let’s see what you guys find
00:31:03:29	00:31:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	ok yeah um this is what we found
00:31:09:08	00:31:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	and my friend here who i trust implicitly trusts you so by surrogacy i will trust you as well
00:31:12:17	00:31:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Then why did you say that?
00:31:20:21	00:31:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	um TBD has been writing these scrolls and apparently it’s what’s keeping us in the green loop and breaking this uh but he did mention that he found a spill book of chronomates
00:31:32:07	00:31:35:10	Dave [Xeros]	in the Swollen Waste.
00:31:36:13	00:31:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	He came out of it pretty jacked, he just writes a lot about that and just about being swole and how awesome
00:31:42:23	00:31:51:25	Chris [GM]	so LaDonna’s eyes get really big and realizes very quickly that’s what the Dreamweaver is after he wants the book of Cronomancy
00:31:52:13	00:31:57:05	Steve [Nortle]	She’s into jacked guys. Oh, I might have missed what the expression was about.
00:31:56:13	00:32:00:21	Chris [GM]	wait, so you’re saying TBD found a book
00:32:00:05	00:32:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	and when he came back from the Swollen Waist he showed it to Wolfgate
00:32:05:25	00:32:10:07	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang this has all started to make sense now so
00:32:11:23	00:32:16:08	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang is working for how else do you think that weasel
00:32:14:02	00:32:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
00:32:18:29	00:32:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	all those Ace Smith seem like they’re hella douchebags
00:32:23:25	00:32:26:21	Chris [GM]	right okay yes
00:32:24:00	00:32:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah they are like the calis stars are like are like the real like regal people we’ve just we’ve had a couple of run-ins with with ace me and i looked
00:32:27:25	00:32:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	I agree with this prejudicial comment.
00:32:35:12	00:32:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	like one for a while and i started to feel really dirty
00:32:39:16	00:32:49:00	Chris [GM]	if that’s what the dream weaver is after trevarius is in big trouble uh i
00:32:48:29	00:33:02:04	Brin [Basil]	would it stop what if we took his necklace
00:32:53:17	00:33:01:08	Chris [GM]	i suppose the dream weaver is hoping to find the hiding place of this spell book go ahead
00:33:02:04	00:33:05:11	Brin [Basil]	is that how he’s able to get in and out
00:33:05:06	00:33:07:13	Chris [GM]	is communicating yes Wolfgang communicates
00:33:09:03	00:33:11:12	Chris [GM]	through Dream Catcher yep
00:33:13:16	00:33:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	what if we just kill him okay cool again we’re like in a dream
00:33:16:17	00:33:25:07	Brin [Basil]	where this is going you could we could tie him up to a tree
00:33:17:11	00:33:17:23	Chris [GM]	with that
00:33:18:25	00:33:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Him meaning…
00:33:22:22	00:33:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	so will it this will it really kill him does does this have any real significance
00:33:27:25	00:33:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	Are those two actually married?
00:33:28:25	00:33:35:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ignore it, ignore it
00:33:30:09	00:33:31:04	Chris [GM]	who
00:33:32:16	00:33:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	Vanilla and Butterface.
00:33:36:03	00:33:37:12	Chris [GM]	who’s Vanilla
00:33:37:07	00:33:37:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	irrelevant
00:33:38:27	00:33:44:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I remember when you were here last time except apparently not. Keep going!
00:33:39:26	00:33:40:12	Chris [GM]	LaDonna
00:33:43:01	00:33:43:23	Chris [GM]	well she’s
00:33:43:22	00:33:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	going there’s three stories we can tell you about vanilla
00:33:44:29	00:33:48:26	Chris [GM]	has interest in you guys because you can skip over the loop anybody does it just like whatever
00:33:46:18	00:33:55:02	Brin [Basil]	oh oh i wasn’t expecting him to say that
00:33:51:03	00:33:51:19	Chris [GM]	oh
00:33:54:25	00:34:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have one hour before battle of the bands
00:33:57:14	00:33:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	we start we could just regale you with those
00:33:58:27	00:34:00:29	Chris [GM]	I’d really rather not anything about
00:34:03:08	00:34:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	Isn’t he your merch booth guy? Oh man, it’s the bourgeoisie putting down the proletariat yet again.
00:34:06:16	00:34:14:05	Brin [Basil]	minutes three minutes on the wall of force
00:34:08:26	00:34:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	this is true but his name is his name Is Vanilla like I mean if I didn’t help him I wouldn’t know who he was either.
00:34:13:23	00:34:24:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you it sounds like we need to get the dreamweaver necklace and figure out how we’re gonna
00:34:18:14	00:34:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a fair point.
00:34:25:07	00:34:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	Or we go find Roses and Gunzes We gotta find Rotes and Gunses And get their skulls from him
00:34:25:28	00:34:27:09	Chris [GM]	to figure out how to break the dream loop
00:34:32:24	00:34:43:23	Chris [GM]	so yeah ladonna we’ll just let’s speed some things up here so with donna basically tells you the relationship of wolfgang through the dreamweaver he’s worked for the dream weaver
00:34:43:27	00:34:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	What layer of the bean dip is he?
00:34:45:25	00:34:52:27	Chris [GM]	let’s see he would be the layer below the three so six and layer eight
00:34:48:10	00:34:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	So six
00:34:50:09	00:34:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, three move Is seven
00:34:53:05	00:34:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not eight layer of bean dip
00:34:54:21	00:35:01:28	Chris [GM]	LaDonna starts to shiver. She’s like, I don’t know who the Dreamweaver works for but I want nothing to do with it.
00:34:55:23	00:34:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	It’s in the name.
00:35:01:26	00:35:04:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, wait, wait. He’s not the bottom of the dip?
00:35:04:20	00:35:07:13	Chris [GM]	No, there’s one that Dreamwea serves even.
00:35:08:07	00:35:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, say one of those words I’m not supposed to say.
00:35:11:28	00:35:15:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	la la la
00:35:12:13	00:35:13:12	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the what!
00:35:13:12	00:35:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so what you’re saying
00:35:18:16	00:35:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	Of the bean tip there is a level that’s The Tupperware underneath the bean dip that props it all up.
00:35:24:20	00:35:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, there you go, metaphor.
00:35:27:13	00:35:34:20	Chris [GM]	That’s good. Then she also explains to you just so I don’ t get anything Oh!
00:35:37:07	00:35:37:26	Chris [GM]	I’m not too bad
00:35:39:04	00:35:45:23	Chris [GM]	Tolkien Dreamweaver. Do you want to know anything about the Dreamweaver before we end our conversation?
00:35:47:08	00:35:55:14	Brin [Basil]	tell us everything you could possibly I thought he was I thought he was the sixth.
00:35:52:13	00:35:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	Do you know more than that?
00:35:55:02	00:35:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	got everything we need
00:35:55:02	00:35:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	to pass.
00:35:55:28	00:36:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a seven -layer bean dip.
00:35:56:08	00:35:58:19	Chris [GM]	He is the Black Bean Lair.
00:35:59:09	00:36:01:02	Brin [Basil]	I thought he was the six layer
00:36:03:04	00:36:05:07	Chris [GM]	No, no, no. Then he would be the Sixth, right?
00:36:04:16	00:36:07:13	Brin [Basil]	then he’s the six because he’s serving someone else
00:36:06:23	00:36:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	I know but that’s the Tupperwear around it.
00:36:08:08	00:36:10:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s what blew my mind.
00:36:08:23	00:36:09:29	Brin [Basil]	holy
00:36:10:26	00:36:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:36:11:11	00:36:12:04	Brin [Basil]	know what
00:36:14:02	00:36:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	It props up all the layers.
00:36:19:00	00:36:21:03	Chris [GM]	I mean that’s a really good metaphor if we really think
00:36:20:09	00:36:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	I know right?!
00:36:21:23	00:36:22:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:22:09	00:36:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you. Thank you, I appreciate that.
00:36:25:07	00:36:26:29	Brin [Basil]	support it I’m just
00:36:28:07	00:36:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Sometimes my ramblings aren’t pointless and sometimes… Ouch, all right. I’m going to be quiet the rest of this session, you guys.
00:36:28:11	00:36:29:21	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh.
00:36:34:07	00:36:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:36:34:08	00:36:38:10	Chris [GM]	So she says She says,
00:37:08:13	00:37:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	Can you use the word hubris in a sentence?
00:37:08:15	00:37:16:10	Chris [GM]	rather than using hubris how dare his hubris again
00:37:14:06	00:37:15:10	Brin [Basil]	I’ve got one of those
00:37:15:26	00:37:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, no, that doesn’t explain what hubris is at all.
00:37:16:10	00:37:21:02	Chris [GM]	i don’t know what it means man
00:37:20:14	00:37:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how dare his hubris
00:37:22:12	00:37:23:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:24:19	00:37:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s one of the bands on this
00:37:26:09	00:37:30:19	Chris [GM]	oh there’s hubris yeah give me a definition steve you know what it means
00:37:32:27	00:37:33:18	Brin [Basil]	on professor
00:37:33:12	00:37:38:17	Chris [GM]	i i wrote this six months ago man i don’T remember what it means
00:37:39:17	00:37:41:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hubris is just like pride right
00:37:40:18	00:37:43:03	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, just adjust my little
00:37:40:24	00:37:43:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s pride. It’s the gall, yep.
00:37:45:12	00:37:46:22	Chris [GM]	how dare his pride absolutely
00:37:47:16	00:37:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	All right, okay.
00:37:49:11	00:37:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	that’s definitely how we English
00:37:51:06	00:38:01:22	Chris [GM]	okay uh anyways so she gives you a little backstory to the Dreamweaver, but the DreamWeaver serves one more powerful than it. But I don’t know who or what it is.
00:37:52:08	00:37:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	Minor illusion the more you know over me.
00:38:01:26	00:38:03:27	Chris [GM]	I know it scares me and I want nothing
00:38:04:28	00:38:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re going to call it The Tupperware?
00:38:08:00	00:38:17:00	Chris [GM]	The Dreamweaver clearly wants something from Travarius. I’m assuming it’s the spell Ponomancy. That is some powerful magic. And
00:38:08:01	00:38:08:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:38:18:08	00:38:26:29	Chris [GM]	yeah, since you all showed up I’m taking the opportunity to sabotage the bands that thwart Dreamweever’s plans and get out of here.
00:38:27:03	00:38:30:26	Dave [Xeros]	All right so when we’re on stage I’m going to count on your help. Alright.
00:38:29:16	00:38:31:10	Chris [GM]	Okay, I accept.
00:38:31:27	00:38:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent. See? We formed an alliance.
00:38:37:04	00:38:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:38:38:15	00:38:41:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice so we need to find
00:38:38:28	00:38:40:26	Brin [Basil]	you’re still not getting your tooth back
00:38:40:19	00:38:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	But I do need you to… Yeah.
00:38:42:09	00:38:50:28	Chris [GM]	I don’t think she even realized it was missing when you say that she reaches up and she’s like oh my gosh am I still beautiful? Okay
00:38:49:01	00:38:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	I need you
00:38:49:13	00:38:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	I need you Wait, wait, wait
00:38:49:17	00:38:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re still beautiful
00:38:52:06	00:38:54:16	Brin [Basil]	that was really fast
00:38:52:12	00:38:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to
00:38:56:16	00:38:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	take his LaDonna t-shirt
00:38:57:04	00:38:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your spirit
00:39:02:24	00:39:03:08	Chris [GM]	a contract
00:39:03:19	00:39:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	Write the contract for helping us And then I’m just going to need you to sign here Okay, then just autograph the front for him
00:39:09:28	00:39:13:04	Chris [GM]	think I’m a fool? I’ve already signed a deal look
00:39:18:11	00:39:22:16	Brin [Basil]	do you need a
00:39:19:07	00:39:26:15	Chris [GM]	that’s enough we have the same time into a corner
00:39:26:12	00:39:35:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	look like yeah look hold on uh just um if we help you get out of this dream situation
00:39:37:25	00:39:39:00	Chris [GM]	be forever grateful to you
00:39:39:17	00:39:50:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i forgetting what i was going to say i just i want full access
00:39:43:09	00:39:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	Stick to your guns Stick to yours roses and guns as my friend like backstage
00:39:44:24	00:39:45:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:39:52:06	00:39:59:22	Chris [GM]	what does that mean jesse you
00:39:53:28	00:40:04:23	Brin [Basil]	finish his sentence surely there’s more
00:40:00:09	00:40:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m not sure what it means
00:40:07:16	00:40:11:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just don’t want this to be the end like the only time that we see each other
00:40:14:07	00:40:16:00	Steve [Nortle]	him outside of the dream world
00:40:17:13	00:40:20:11	Chris [GM]	you almost had her there man she would have been flattered
00:40:22:08	00:40:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	him black inspiration yeah you have to roll a d6 and subtract it yes
00:40:24:09	00:40:33:17	Chris [GM]	if that’s gonna be for me bro no you don’t want it you want to add it right all right well
00:40:30:27	00:40:32:05	Brin [Basil]	wow
00:40:37:17	00:40:44:18	Chris [GM]	she’s grateful for your kindness kindness and hard work to say she’s thankful for your kindness
00:40:46:17	00:40:47:21	Chris [GM]	we’ll not forget that
00:40:50:18	00:40:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	recognize us outside of
00:40:52:16	00:41:02:21	Chris [GM]	yeah, that’s a great point everybody here is real when a dream loop we’ve been through the dream loop before when I surfed the dream when the dream ends
00:41:03:22	00:41:07:17	Chris [GM]	everybody or a short while remembers everything
00:41:11:17	00:41:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	do they remember
00:41:15:16	00:41:21:08	Chris [GM]	you guys have been here for
00:41:16:08	00:41:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	many loops has all these people been gone for two loops yep okay
00:41:21:08	00:41:30:13	Chris [GM]	just two loops we’re on like loop 30 right now for everyone else they’re basically going to
00:41:23:28	00:41:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	so we’re only 1 30th of their bad memory
00:41:35:28	00:41:42:18	Steve [Nortle]	like legally binding contracts marriages deaths these are
00:41:38:09	00:41:39:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. That
00:41:44:02	00:41:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	So if you kill a racist, what
00:41:44:14	00:41:48:17	Chris [GM]	right back to where it started. As if none of those things
00:41:48:20	00:41:51:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh no don’t say that
00:41:49:16	00:41:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	oh no
00:41:52:02	00:41:55:00	Brin [Basil]	this is perfect
00:41:55:00	00:42:07:12	Brin [Basil]	perfect. And
00:41:56:08	00:41:59:25	Chris [GM]	Was he dead before the dream loop started? He’ll be alive.
00:41:59:23	00:42:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	Alright let’s go back
00:42:02:07	00:42:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:42:02:07	00:42:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:42:07:12	00:42:12:22	Brin [Basil]	I lift up my hand on accident Oh shit!
00:42:08:17	00:42:09:12	Steve [Nortle]	3
00:42:08:24	00:42:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, before we go kill the racers, I think we need to go find the Skrulls. Gunses and Roses.
00:42:11:03	00:42:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve been
00:42:17:17	00:42:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	oh dude I’m totally down with going in
00:42:19:14	00:42:21:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But where do we start? How do we find them?
00:42:20:22	00:42:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	We just get on a megaphone and yell, groupies assemble and then give them an area and I guarantee you they’ll show up.
00:42:26:14	00:42:27:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, I’m gonna say
00:42:27:16	00:42:29:12	Brin [Basil]	I will unbutton
00:42:29:29	00:42:33:09	Chris [GM]	it’s now 8 o’clock so you guys have an important Well
00:42:31:16	00:42:32:12	Dave [Xeros]	That took an hour?
00:42:33:17	00:42:34:20	Brin [Basil]	No
00:42:35:21	00:42:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	it was about that long 50 minutes and 39 seconds as a matter of fact
00:42:36:01	00:42:38:16	Brin [Basil]	My wallet force
00:42:41:02	00:42:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah we were recording before that though.
00:42:42:15	00:42:44:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Majority of that time was explaining bean dip.
00:42:45:03	00:42:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:42:45:13	00:42:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:42:46:00	00:42:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How many layers there are.
00:42:47:25	00:42:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	if we ever do like a little sound bite before
00:42:55:03	00:42:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	The stinger.
00:42:55:20	00:42:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:42:57:15	00:43:07:03	Chris [GM]	a good stinger okay listen uh ladana says you have choices you can go to the battle of fans find out how
00:42:57:29	00:42:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	I agree.
00:43:07:03	00:43:13:07	Chris [GM]	did break this dream or you can co-find wolfgang and find out more information about what he’s
00:43:13:24	00:43:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	So no Roses and Guns because they’re already like packing into the…
00:43:15:19	00:43:22:16	Chris [GM]	they’re at show they so meta roses and gunses were affected by ladona
00:43:22:16	00:43:31:06	Chris [GM]	And they, she sabotaged, I can’t remember his name, Axel Rose’s voice.
00:43:31:08	00:43:39:10	Chris [GM]	And so the whole time he’s been trying to get his voice back and one of those ways was still the honey elixirs from it.
00:43:34:20	00:43:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	Get his voice back.
00:43:40:02	00:43:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	So he went after the honeypot. Okay.
00:43:42:00	00:43:42:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:43:42:11	00:43:44:26	Brin [Basil]	Is he like Insanely drunk now?
00:43:45:06	00:43:46:10	Chris [GM]	No, they don’t make you drone.
00:43:47:18	00:43:50:14	Chris [GM]	Honey elixir? Yeah. They’re like honey stuff.
00:43:47:25	00:43:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	Hold it.
00:43:48:22	00:43:56:01	Brin [Basil]	What do they do? So it’s Like tea It’s like a tea
00:43:53:15	00:43:57:06	Chris [GM]	At the Battle of the Bands, it would be a popular drink without singing this thing.
00:43:58:12	00:44:02:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Some of the other three is mine, one that’s like Forlorn.
00:44:03:25	00:44:06:09	Chris [GM]	Anyways so yeah
00:44:07:27	00:44:14:27	Chris [GM]	you’ll find Roses and Guns at Battle with Bands if you didn’t work their plans throughout a week for sure
00:44:14:21	00:44:21:04	Dave [Xeros]	right. I’m gonna leave it up to you guys if you want to go Wolfgang or Battle of the
00:44:14:27	00:44:25:25	Chris [GM]	So Ladonna explains look, you have two options to go do battle plans or you can
00:44:25:25	00:44:34:04	Chris [GM]	and find out possibly how to break the dream loop or more about what’s going on there What does this happen?
00:44:34:03	00:44:46:00	Dave [Xeros]	a YouTube video. Or use ARK. ARK is an amazing web browser that has beautiful integration on the side so
00:44:35:08	00:44:36:23	Chris [GM]	Oh, the music stopped.
00:44:37:19	00:44:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	this podcast is brought to you by brave does it
00:44:46:00	00:44:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	you can see all your tabs and information in one second. You can pull them out drop down open up new windows. It’s pretty amazing.
00:44:53:10	00:45:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	have a built -in ad i learned
00:44:53:19	00:44:55:10	Chris [GM]	Quit giving people free ads!
00:44:55:11	00:44:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:44:58:06	00:45:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	I find it to be the most interesting browser. It also has the ability to set up perplexity as the eSearch, which is just an AI generated search field
00:44:59:04	00:45:00:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s pretty good.
00:45:08:18	00:45:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	much like OpenAI’s ChatGPT
00:45:12:22	00:45:13:17	Chris [GM]	Why not?
00:45:13:26	00:45:14:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
00:45:16:16	00:45:27:01	Steve [Nortle]	you can actually turn tabs into groups by, like, selecting them and then you can spell the group so you can be like these are all my oh if you use opera
00:45:18:21	00:45:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah In the Arc browser
00:45:22:10	00:45:23:16	Chris [GM]	So it’s 8 o’clock
00:45:25:13	00:45:26:02	Chris [GM]	Anyways,
00:45:27:01	00:45:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	no one except my kids for some reason
00:45:27:20	00:45:29:13	Chris [GM]	I’m ready to help you guys
00:45:33:14	00:45:37:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think we should go to the battle fan with the scrolls. It sounds like The Scrolls might be
00:45:37:06	00:45:40:12	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah Nordal is like I hear one option
00:45:43:20	00:45:45:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s ready to perform. Yeah.
00:45:46:12	00:45:47:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve tuned to my shell
00:45:48:02	00:45:52:01	Chris [GM]	I’ve got your back but you better bring the show.
00:45:54:11	00:45:57:01	Brin [Basil]	I’ll be right back and I run in a tent
00:45:58:13	00:46:07:19	Brin [Basil]	it’s got a massive slit up the side there’s a lot of hair oh, there’s no buttons
00:46:03:07	00:46:06:03	Steve [Nortle]	and buttons all the way up to the throat
00:46:09:25	00:46:10:10	Brin [Basil]	thanks
00:46:12:12	00:46:13:23	Brin [Basil]	lots of fur hanging out
00:46:13:26	00:46:16:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like Yeah, there’s just like cotton balls hanging out the side.
00:46:17:28	00:46:20:22	Chris [GM]	It wasn’t made for a herring on.
00:46:19:29	00:46:21:27	Brin [Basil]	i’m literally like four foot tall
00:46:22:29	00:46:25:16	Steve [Nortle]	and you still have your swords strapped onto
00:46:23:22	00:46:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like we need to add some mechanic that’s like any time Basil shows fur that people are very tempted to pet
00:46:25:13	00:46:26:08	Brin [Basil]	oh yeah
00:46:34:07	00:46:35:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	her and stroke it
00:46:36:02	00:46:37:05	Chris [GM]	I like it, I like это.
00:46:36:18	00:46:38:22	Brin [Basil]	and if they do it gives me an advantage
00:46:38:29	00:46:40:23	Chris [GM]	To break their arms!
00:46:40:08	00:46:49:02	Brin [Basil]	when I bust their nose it’s additional damage
00:46:41:03	00:46:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	If it happens ten times though, static electricity builds up and it like shocks her to death.
00:46:42:14	00:46:43:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, totally.
00:46:50:02	00:46:50:21	Chris [GM]	All right.
00:46:50:14	00:46:58:09	Brin [Basil]	it’s a 1d6 oh yeah
00:46:52:18	00:46:57:23	Chris [GM]	I’m assuming the Wall of Force can be, or is it probably faded by now?
00:46:57:07	00:46:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	She already dispelled it.
00:46:58:09	00:47:17:17	Brin [Basil]	because I raised my fist in support of murder he was
00:47:00:18	00:47:10:17	Chris [GM]	She’s going to say—Ladonna will say to you, Be careful who you talk to. Be careful what you say out loud. And then she puts her hood on and kind of sculpts into darkness.
00:47:10:18	00:47:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	Thanks, LaDonna!
00:47:11:25	00:47:13:11	Chris [GM]	Wait, I said be careful!
00:47:15:21	00:47:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I won’t say thank you.
00:47:17:05	00:47:20:00	Steve [Nortle]	She was going that way if you want to say thank you. LaDona!
00:47:23:09	00:47:33:29	Chris [GM]	Did it ever occur to you To use Did it even occur to You To detect magic on the Scrolls
00:47:35:03	00:47:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	thought we did that.
00:47:36:17	00:47:37:14	Brin [Basil]	He’s on it.
00:47:37:03	00:47:38:04	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s go guys!
00:47:38:23	00:47:40:02	Brin [Basil]	Use your spell slot.
00:47:39:18	00:47:40:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	borrow those real quick
00:47:44:02	00:47:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	Is that you casting a spell? With your wing.
00:47:45:02	00:47:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s me detecting detecting magic yeah with my feathers yes
00:47:51:18	00:47:52:11	Brin [Basil]	it like this.
00:47:53:25	00:47:56:26	Steve [Nortle]	You pull out all the feathers you’ve collected from him to join in?
00:47:55:24	00:47:56:26	Chris [GM]	Is is it
00:47:56:18	00:47:59:02	Brin [Basil]	As he waves, a few fallin’ I grab them.
00:47:59:03	00:48:00:05	Chris [GM]	Detect Magic
00:48:02:01	00:48:07:21	Chris [GM]	Or Is there another Ability that Basically like Is like Tuning Something
00:48:08:06	00:48:12:00	Dave [Xeros]	there’s an attunement where you actually take the, yeah.
00:48:11:03	00:48:17:16	Chris [GM]	Like a weapon Or something But is there Like a spell That does Something like that. Or an ability check.
00:48:16:04	00:48:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	Not necessarily. It would be like detecting magic
00:48:20:05	00:48:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	but basically with detect magic you’re just detecting the type of magic that’s being used it’s not really detecting
00:48:25:13	00:48:27:29	Chris [GM]	Ladonna comes back real quick, I meant Arcana!
00:48:30:10	00:48:31:20	Chris [GM]	So yeah, do an Arcana.
00:48:34:03	00:48:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll help
00:48:35:08	00:48:36:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	23
00:48:38:23	00:48:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	What’d you get? Is that a nat 20? Oh 19
00:48:39:19	00:48:40:06	Chris [GM]	Falclot,
00:48:40:11	00:48:43:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I get a plus 4 okay
00:48:41:25	00:48:51:06	Chris [GM]	you immediately it’s like that moment when someone puts on virtual reality toggles and they just see all the ads popping up there.
00:48:52:02	00:48:59:10	Chris [GM]	You see from the scrolls emanating arrows pointing in all sorts of different directions.
00:48:59:01	00:49:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pointing in every single direction
00:49:01:08	00:49:03:15	Chris [GM]	Did I do it again? Sorry for an interview
00:49:03:03	00:49:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	No
00:49:04:14	00:49:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:49:07:09	00:49:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is why we can’t have nice things
00:49:14:04	00:49:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	Careful with address
00:49:14:23	00:49:25:29	Chris [GM]	yeah that’s all we can have a nice thing so uh yeah you see uh you see one of the arrows kind of emanating from the scroll you see an arrow that’s pointing towards the hot dog stand
00:49:16:25	00:49:18:22	Brin [Basil]	Did he just pet me?!
00:49:18:17	00:49:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:49:25:29	00:49:31:28	Chris [GM]	you see it’s going to be able to do something like the stage you see and arrow pointing dark woods
00:49:31:24	00:49:33:21	Steve [Nortle]	is useless. We know where all these things are.
00:49:35:19	00:49:37:02	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe it could point to the bathroom.
00:49:37:14	00:49:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	Is that where all the other scrolls are at?
00:49:39:17	00:49:46:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think this could be leading us to some of the scrolls. Yep, Stagewoods
00:49:40:09	00:49:41:26	Brin [Basil]	You said stage
00:49:43:26	00:49:45:09	Brin [Basil]	stage dark woods
00:49:47:01	00:49:55:22	Chris [GM]	six arrows well actually five no no six six arrows coming off it one of the arrows is pointing to the main stage though
00:49:57:02	00:50:08:10	Chris [GM]	and that arrow i’ll just say is slightly different shape yeah strong okay yeah
00:49:57:04	00:49:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s do it. Go children.
00:50:01:09	00:50:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stronger Okay You guys
00:50:05:23	00:50:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	Eh, eh. Little neon sign.
00:50:08:10	00:50:09:18	Chris [GM]	yeah this way
00:50:10:18	00:50:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	Bad guy this way.
00:50:15:13	00:50:17:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just gonna say
00:50:18:08	00:50:19:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Come follow me.
00:50:20:07	00:50:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m going to start walking towards the town, towards the building.
00:50:23:23	00:50:27:07	Chris [GM]	awesome guys all right let’s scene shift this thing
00:50:28:26	00:50:36:14	Chris [GM]	not the right music for this for the battle of bands oh
00:50:32:10	00:50:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	I also disagree.
00:50:34:27	00:50:37:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the calm before the storm.
00:50:40:00	00:50:49:23	Chris [GM]	playing the whole time material plane girl all
00:50:46:11	00:50:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah.
00:50:49:23	00:50:53:22	Chris [GM]	right yeah we’ll just stick with this for now
00:50:55:20	00:51:04:05	Chris [GM]	yes it’s time for the Battle of the Bands finally okay you guys head towards the main
00:51:04:05	00:51:11:05	Chris [GM]	stage there was a roar of crowd entering emanating from the stage as you enter
00:51:11:05	00:51:18:12	Chris [GM]	as you remember this is a tent upholding and so inside is a massive scene where
00:51:18:12	00:51:29:04	Chris [GM]	two stages facing against each other and uh there’s a large crowd in the middle of two stages and everyone is eagerly eagerly awaiting
00:51:29:04	00:51:36:27	Chris [GM]	the battle of fans uh technically you were supposed to meet wolfgang here but uh i don’t
00:51:39:13	00:51:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	Well we were a little late right? I mean if it’s already started that means we missed mic check.
00:51:43:28	00:51:46:19	Chris [GM]	he had you guys yeah you did respect
00:51:47:09	00:51:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	No, we were there. Never mind. I’m not going to go there.
00:51:48:25	00:51:55:07	Chris [GM]	um so he was going to meet you guys at eight o’clock is what it said but as you get there and you’re not seeing wolf king
00:51:55:07	00:52:07:01	Chris [GM]	yeah but luckily frian is there hey oh what was the nanny voice oh hi there
00:52:00:05	00:52:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	got gangbanged. Oh, Fran, hi!
00:52:06:29	00:52:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Hey. How are you doing?
00:52:07:26	00:52:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	Alright. Fran Dressa!
00:52:10:26	00:52:16:14	Chris [GM]	you got in i’m so proud of you all you’re up now you better get up on stage
00:52:10:27	00:52:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	Have you…
00:52:13:14	00:52:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’re performing too.
00:52:16:07	00:52:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	Right now? Are you sure?
00:52:16:28	00:52:18:21	Brin [Basil]	Well, I thought we were last?
00:52:19:00	00:52:23:14	Chris [GM]	no no the battle of band you go on uh it’s like a bracket remember
00:52:23:16	00:52:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:52:24:08	00:52:25:12	Brin [Basil]	Right! Right!
00:52:24:13	00:52:30:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay uh do we who are we battling against in the bracket okay
00:52:26:06	00:52:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
00:52:30:28	00:52:31:27	Chris [GM]	Let’s find out.
00:52:32:07	00:52:34:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes Fran it’s an 8
00:52:34:25	00:52:38:28	Chris [GM]	Oh wow, I need any other number but that one because you guys are eight.
00:52:39:15	00:52:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	We’re playing against our…
00:52:39:28	00:52:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	Well, we’re playing against ourselves. Hey, I can nega-ourselves real quick.
00:52:43:28	00:52:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	We have a lot in common with our nega side.
00:52:46:02	00:52:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:52:48:19	00:52:49:18	Chris [GM]	We’re getting waffles.
00:52:53:11	00:52:54:18	Chris [GM]	Where did it go?
00:52:56:11	00:52:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	2
00:53:03:21	00:53:04:26	Chris [GM]	There’s too many notes again.
00:53:06:05	00:53:14:24	Chris [GM]	Yes, Van Stath. Number three. Oh, you guys are going up against Rock Flag and Eagle, which is MC Freedom’s band.
00:53:14:20	00:53:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we can’t win.
00:53:17:03	00:53:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	My confidence just went through the floor, guys. I don’t know how…
00:53:17:23	00:53:23:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros you’re gonna have to forget everything you know and love about him
00:53:23:03	00:53:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is little Justice playing with him? Oh.
00:53:24:15	00:53:27:07	Chris [GM]	Oh heck yeah, it’s a family affair. Guess who else is there?
00:53:28:12	00:53:34:10	Chris [GM]	What’s her name? His wife. Yeah, Hot Fire. No.
00:53:31:00	00:53:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	the phoenix spicy wings guys you lost me
00:53:33:29	00:53:35:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	spicy wings
00:53:35:27	00:53:36:28	Chris [GM]	Spicy Weeds.
00:53:38:27	00:53:50:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok wait wait listen Eros remember listen to me we’re in a dream loop and unfortunately there are no consequences to the things that we do here
00:53:49:00	00:53:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	LaDonna said they’re real and they will remember everything
00:53:52:25	00:53:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	And then forget, so if a loud sound causes you to pee your pants in front of them, you don’t have to worry about that remaining
00:53:53:20	00:53:54:20	Brin [Basil]	Wait… It will fade.
00:53:54:14	00:53:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The dream will fade
00:53:59:05	00:54:08:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look, he won’t remember That we humiliate them on stage When we go to battle He’s not going to remember that You’re just going to have to picture him as an enemy right now
00:54:08:21	00:54:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	in their clothes. I heard that helps. I don’t know why but that’s fine.
00:54:12:14	00:54:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	saying I could imagine hot wings
00:54:12:17	00:54:18:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know if that helps
00:54:17:28	00:54:20:00	Brin [Basil]	Let’s-I’m just going to stop here right there.
00:54:21:27	00:54:24:13	Brin [Basil]	Everything is gonna be bad. Look!
00:54:24:01	00:54:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	You said that and now Basil’s not wearing a dress in my mind No, you just say it like It’s like the entire… Okay, nevermind
00:54:27:08	00:54:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	I did say it! That’s weird.
00:54:31:25	00:54:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	I mean I’m wearing a shell picture away
00:54:33:20	00:54:37:09	Brin [Basil]	I just, I just look like a feral bunny with no clothes on.
00:54:38:28	00:54:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-oh
00:54:41:11	00:54:52:15	Chris [GM]	Fran is frantically trying to get you guys. Go, go, go! Get backstage or up on stage You guys are performing next So as you guys Are getting ready Up on stage currently
00:54:43:25	00:54:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	oh right
00:54:46:02	00:54:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	Put your clothes on
00:54:47:29	00:54:48:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay Okay
00:54:55:05	00:54:55:17	Chris [GM]	We got
00:55:04:08	00:55:05:07	Chris [GM]	Dragon Farses
00:55:05:09	00:55:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	That sounds about right
00:55:06:15	00:55:11:01	Chris [GM]	Yep Dragon Farses is facing off against Kilosaurus right now, and that’s TBD’s band.
00:55:12:00	00:55:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	But his heart’s not really In it
00:55:12:02	00:55:12:08	Chris [GM]	And
00:55:14:10	00:55:21:16	Chris [GM]	you guys remember seeing TBD last time. Same thing. He’s up on stage rocking out, but he’s kind of in a daze, right?
00:55:22:04	00:55:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	He should probably put some pants on though
00:55:24:08	00:55:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	especially because it’s night
00:55:25:22	00:55:27:18	Chris [GM]	pants on. He’s got his nice purple pants on
00:55:27:02	00:55:28:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s having trouble
00:55:28:24	00:55:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m psyching myself out. No one has clothes on.
00:55:32:14	00:55:43:03	Chris [GM]	But their sets are wrapping up and Kilosaurus has won that battle They’re moving on And Dragon Farses has admitted to beating her,
00:55:43:17	00:55:45:13	Chris [GM]	getting booed off stage as you guys speak.
00:55:45:19	00:55:49:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah! That’s right! They should be booed everywhere they go.
00:55:49:14	00:55:55:09	Chris [GM]	So let’s show you guys how the Battle of Vans mechanics are going to work.
00:55:57:01	00:56:08:05	Chris [GM]	It’s going to be a lot easier if I just ask for ability rolls and for you guys’ roll certain things. I have a scorecard keeper here. But what you get to do is choose some rolls.
00:56:08:21	00:56:12:14	Chris [GM]	Let me put that on the screen real quick.
00:56:13:24	00:56:14:22	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think it’s going to go.
00:56:17:07	00:56:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	Not that one! No! Underneath! Put it underneath! There you go.
00:56:33:22	00:56:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	Probably fall, actually.
00:56:39:08	00:56:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	into the Patreon exclusive too
00:56:42:04	00:56:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Black screen. Down two.
00:56:46:08	00:56:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	One more. Oh, he went down one.
00:56:49:14	00:56:56:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	steve is uh both of you like i said stevie
00:56:53:10	00:56:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	a sound effect of me turning my head
00:56:56:08	00:57:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	people you’re not stevie uh is bless is
00:57:03:27	00:57:12:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that a higher level spell let me have second level spells
00:57:32:25	00:57:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	I think you go to your display settings and rotate it. Yep.
00:57:37:23	00:57:38:00	Chris [GM]	this
00:57:42:10	00:57:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there steve is there anything they can cast on us before we get into battle
00:57:48:29	00:57:56:08	Steve [Nortle]	okay so to answer the first question bless uh is a first level and it’s only for attack rolls or
00:57:59:02	00:58:03:11	Chris [GM]	which you’ll be doing a lot of types of attack rolls and stuff so that might help okay
00:58:02:25	00:58:06:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just don’t know why it’s not showing me in my app but
00:58:10:20	00:58:21:01	Steve [Nortle]	is something i can’t remember what it’s called now that can give bonuses to ability checks but if we’re doing
00:58:21:01	00:58:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	the equivalent of attack roles then yes less it says up to three uh up to 3 creatures of your choice within range and they add 1d4.
00:58:31:26	00:58:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	Does anyone want bodic inspiration?
00:58:36:18	00:58:37:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes please
00:58:36:27	00:58:45:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m going to cast it twice. We’re not in initiative but it says as a bonus action so just as we’re prepping and walking up
00:58:38:04	00:58:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s…
00:58:45:27	00:58:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna try to cast it twice i’m going to give it to i don’t know your dexterity is pretty insane
00:58:52:04	00:59:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	right you have a really high peak yeah okay uh i’ll cast it on both both basil and on falcon okay so you got your d6 guys here you go
00:58:56:26	00:58:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’m good on my toes.
00:59:01:08	00:59:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes yes please
00:59:06:25	00:59:15:16	Chris [GM]	guys so uh but save those to use when you actually need them right yeah yeah okay all
00:59:15:18	00:59:19:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, and then the three of you get a D4, you said?
00:59:15:20	00:59:18:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh, it doesn’t go down this right? Let me try.
00:59:18:08	01:00:06:16	Brin [Basil]	yeah it doesn’t sound wait
00:59:20:23	00:59:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Up to 3. You could be one of the creatures as well. So you two have a d6 to help you. We don’t have it. Maybe give something for less.
00:59:24:03	00:59:24:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
00:59:26:17	00:59:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	we’re kind of min max though i have like one really good stat so according to these rules that’s probably what’s going to work out
00:59:40:28	00:59:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	We have different
00:59:43:02	00:59:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	roles that we can take for this right?
00:59:45:14	01:00:00:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. All
00:59:45:24	00:59:57:02	Chris [GM]	right so let me get into this alright so welcome to the battle of the bands crowd goes wide first thing we got to do before we start we need to determine how many good deeds and bad
00:59:57:02	00:59:58:25	Chris [GM]	deeds you guys did on this loop.
01:00:00:01	01:00:01:23	Steve [Nortle]	good? All good!
01:00:00:26	01:00:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	things
01:00:02:05	01:00:05:07	Chris [GM]	I count seven good deeds, three bad deeds, correct?
01:00:06:16	01:00:13:26	Brin [Basil]	what is there a
01:00:09:00	01:00:17:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there any sort of discrepancy between group members? Like some of us may have done more good deeds than others.
01:00:11:07	01:00:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	to me
01:00:13:26	01:00:33:12	Brin [Basil]	gray area I sure
01:00:15:02	01:00:21:25	Steve [Nortle]	Are we looking at utilitarian ideals or are we more deontological?
01:00:22:00	01:00:23:04	Chris [GM]	Alright, here we go.
01:00:22:02	01:00:22:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:00:23:12	01:00:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	to me what we did wrong
01:00:24:06	01:00:32:22	Chris [GM]	Sure, alright. The first… the good deeds where you removed the explosive vial from Jimmy Eccentric’s dressing room.
01:00:31:12	01:00:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	yes, we did
01:00:32:25	01:00:34:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no more…
01:00:33:12	01:00:33:20	Brin [Basil]	did
01:00:34:09	01:00:45:17	Chris [GM]	You kept Michael Jackson from getting stuck in the mirror, and he was able to make it into his performance backing up Joey Chestnuts on stage.
01:00:38:13	01:00:41:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I rammed that mirror into oblivion.
01:00:41:12	01:00:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:00:48:16	01:00:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	That was nuts.
01:00:51:16	01:00:59:19	Chris [GM]	You stopped The Soup Golem from destroying the food -floating disc trucks
01:00:56:08	01:00:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we did.
01:00:58:26	01:01:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	The elemental? That one?
01:01:00:26	01:01:02:25	Chris [GM]	and helped Bacon sell a lot of stuff.
01:01:02:17	01:01:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	freed Fire Genasi that needed help Air Genasi that was stuck underneath a table somehow
01:01:04:15	01:01:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:01:09:22	01:01:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:01:10:02	01:01:16:08	Chris [GM]	That was one. And then you also helped Bacon make a bunch of food and sell a bunch money that was good deed
01:01:16:14	01:01:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s good bacon off.
01:01:17:26	01:01:22:17	Chris [GM]	You saved Ringa Shard from the Trolldorf Mud Wrestling Competition
01:01:21:29	01:01:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we did.
01:01:24:03	01:01:24:18	Brin [Basil]	want to talk about
01:01:24:18	01:01:33:25	Chris [GM]	And finally you got Vaughn and Vanilla together and made it so they could come to the show together In fact you look out in the crowd and you see them there They’re there together
01:01:33:19	01:01:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	Are they making out? Oh darn!
01:01:34:19	01:01:37:23	Chris [GM]	They are not making out yet, but maybe you can help them.
01:01:37:14	01:01:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	We should sing something romantic.
01:01:40:19	01:01:41:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:01:40:29	01:01:41:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:41:11	01:01:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	I do remember us also, like, you know, releasing a shark and bear.
01:01:47:04	01:01:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	Sounds like a good move to me.
01:01:47:26	01:01:51:16	Chris [GM]	That thing was on fire. It was definitely going to die eventually, right?
01:01:51:07	01:01:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but we also took care of a big imp problem.
01:01:54:13	01:02:00:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we did. Yeah, those imps were kind of a bad guy. The impurities, if you will.
01:01:56:21	01:01:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	An infestation if you will.
01:01:57:16	01:01:57:28	Chris [GM]	That’s truth.
01:02:00:18	01:02:01:22	Chris [GM]	Impurity? I like it.
01:02:01:17	01:02:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	And also we sold out almost all the booze
01:02:04:20	01:02:06:09	Brin [Basil]	That’s gotta be a good deed.
01:02:05:20	01:02:06:27	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a double plus good
01:02:06:28	01:02:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. We got everyone sloshed.
01:02:07:00	01:02:07:26	Chris [GM]	Double plus good.
01:02:09:13	01:02:11:10	Steve [Nortle]	which counts as yet another good
01:02:13:29	01:02:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Why not? Everyone is really happy here and they’re probably buying more merch.
01:02:13:29	01:02:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We also became much closer as friends, as a group with our camaraderie.
01:02:21:11	01:02:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	As a group.
01:02:24:29	01:02:26:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We taught Nortal math.
01:02:25:24	01:02:27:08	Chris [GM]	Let’s think of it this way.
01:02:32:11	01:02:37:05	Chris [GM]	of the dream, right? Where a bad deed definitely affects the outcome
01:02:35:16	01:02:42:18	Dave [Xeros]	We befriended Lashara and she’s helping us. Not Lasharra, Ladonna and she is helping us
01:02:44:22	01:02:56:02	Chris [GM]	You’re going to have enough advantages already, okay? Bad deeds Food floating pensive disc truck Do you guys turn bacon into a frog Definitely not a good idea Another man’s treasure
01:02:54:20	01:02:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	Explain to me why
01:02:55:28	01:02:57:20	Brin [Basil]	Do you think he’s still alive?
01:03:01:01	01:03:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like your lightning bugs he’ll be fine
01:03:04:22	01:03:12:10	Chris [GM]	let me just get through this all right you guys are going to forget how these mechanics work by the time we’re done okay just shush and let me get through
01:03:05:14	01:03:07:26	Brin [Basil]	I put the jar on him.
01:03:09:29	01:03:11:21	Brin [Basil]	Right, right. Okay.
01:03:11:13	01:03:13:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s casting silence on us
01:03:12:10	01:03:20:25	Chris [GM]	this okay uh the other bad uh another man’s treasure you uh attack talon sharpa that
01:03:14:13	01:03:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	DM silence
01:03:20:25	01:03:27:13	Chris [GM]	counts as a bad deed no rebuttals and uh the Other Bad Deed was I don’t remember what
01:03:29:19	01:03:33:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s right! There was! Do not search your notes!
01:03:36:11	01:03:41:11	Chris [GM]	release the shark and bear into the area We’ll just do two. It’s fine.
01:03:42:14	01:03:48:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, so a good deed gives you advantage on a roll. Ability check roll.
01:03:48:05	01:03:55:03	Chris [GM]	So you guys have seven advantage rolls to use between all of
01:03:53:01	01:03:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	of us or each
01:03:55:03	01:04:02:29	Chris [GM]	you and throughout the entirety of The Battle of the Bandage, not per battle.
01:04:04:00	01:04:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	there’s multiple rounds we gotta go through the entire yeah okay
01:04:06:02	01:04:12:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, multiple rounds got to go through the entire thing, right? All right, so you have seven Advantage Rolls. Player’s choice.
01:04:12:01	01:04:22:05	Chris [GM]	the bad deeds are disadvantage rolls dm’s choice right yeah i decide when i want to use them
01:04:22:05	01:04:29:05	Chris [GM]	against you yep cool but you only have two of those so i’m going to mark these two dice right
01:04:29:05	01:04:37:02	Chris [GM]	here and uh as a reminder okay as
01:04:37:02	01:04:45:19	Chris [GM]	a group right now you guys are going to create what’s called a spectral rock and roll persona. Have you all seen the movie
01:04:46:26	01:04:50:06	Chris [GM]	Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, that battle scene? You haven’t seen this?
01:04:46:28	01:04:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	goes to the world
01:04:51:12	01:04:53:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re here to make you feel sad and stuff.
01:04:53:07	01:05:04:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Let’s do it super fast. You’ll love this. I’m going to fast forward to the park though if that’s alright. Oh actually I think it is…
01:04:59:12	01:04:59:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
01:05:03:24	01:05:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s right there
01:05:05:02	01:05:05:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, this is it.
01:05:07:21	01:05:11:08	Chris [GM]	So this is basically what you guys are going to be doing. There’s two stages. There’s a
01:05:13:16	01:05:16:28	Chris [GM]	crowd in between you and you’re battling against each other.
01:05:19:23	01:05:20:09	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, you’re right.
01:05:30:12	01:05:35:03	Chris [GM]	seen this movie? Oh, Brin. This is so good.
01:05:31:11	01:05:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh! You would love this movie.
01:05:38:07	01:05:40:13	Chris [GM]	No, I’m not showing the best parts.
01:05:39:17	01:05:41:19	Steve [Nortle]	The movie is the best part.
01:05:41:13	01:05:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	the whole experience needs
01:05:51:11	01:05:54:19	Chris [GM]	Now here come The Rock and Roll Spectrals.
01:05:56:16	01:05:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	to be turned up
01:06:03:29	01:06:05:02	Chris [GM]	Ugh, sounds terrible.
01:06:09:28	01:06:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what we’re going to do to them.
01:06:46:17	01:06:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	let’s do wait
01:06:56:13	01:06:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	This is why Hollywood developed
01:07:00:14	01:07:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	amazing special effects through movies like this.
01:07:07:22	01:07:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We got this. We are prepared.
01:07:17:03	01:07:18:06	Chris [GM]	You get the idea.
01:07:19:08	01:07:20:17	Chris [GM]	So as a group together
01:07:21:04	01:07:29:00	Brin [Basil]	me just imagine ears doesn’t
01:07:24:10	01:07:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	Basil was the big gorilla? All right.
01:07:29:00	01:07:36:29	Brin [Basil]	he never mind it’s
01:07:30:11	01:07:32:03	Chris [GM]	Just all top heavy.
01:07:34:26	01:07:35:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:07:36:29	01:07:42:13	Brin [Basil]	covered in fur but yeah that
01:07:42:26	01:07:53:16	Chris [GM]	come up with A spectral rock and roll persona That visually represents your band This persona will appear above each Band on stage and battle against Your opponent’s spectral rock And roll persona
01:07:54:19	01:07:58:07	Chris [GM]	I’ll let you guys Come up with that right now
01:07:57:25	01:08:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	We still don’t have a band name either but I’m wondering like you know
01:08:00:05	01:08:01:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:08:04:14	01:08:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	Troll toll?
01:08:05:18	01:08:06:08	Chris [GM]	Trollto
01:08:06:02	01:08:07:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:08:06:04	01:08:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	all right done all right
01:08:06:12	01:08:07:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:08:08:14	01:08:09:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Awesome.
01:08:09:17	01:08:12:28	Brin [Basil]	was fast I feel like we should talk about this
01:08:14:25	01:08:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t have time we have to go on stage that might be a little too
01:08:14:29	01:08:20:02	Steve [Nortle]	What about the something about bear in a woods? We’re the wood bears.
01:08:20:16	01:08:22:20	Brin [Basil]	you’re right I made a huge mistake
01:08:23:27	01:08:25:17	Steve [Nortle]	The Charmin Bear.
01:08:24:27	01:08:30:20	Brin [Basil]	I tried to delete the text and it didn’t work. Too many Android users
01:08:26:01	01:08:29:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that could cost us later
01:08:27:19	01:08:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	too much
01:08:31:06	01:08:38:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like
01:08:31:13	01:08:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	anything about imps I don’t know
01:08:38:13	01:08:39:26	Dave [Xeros]	you like troll toll
01:08:39:03	01:08:46:12	Brin [Basil]	Wait, what the hell? Imp Annihilation? The Annihilator
01:08:41:22	01:08:42:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we gotta hurry
01:08:44:22	01:08:50:11	Chris [GM]	Well, think of this. What would your rock-and-roll persona be? And maybe that’ll help you come up with the band name.
01:08:49:16	01:08:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	well that’s the thing is I’d love it to be an imp
01:08:53:05	01:08:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah because then it just kind of floats up and does its thing but
01:08:58:29	01:09:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’ll come out like that demon thing from Night on whatever mountain from the Fantasia Disney thing That’s our guy
01:09:04:08	01:09:04:25	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah!
01:09:06:23	01:09:07:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:09:12:13	01:09:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	His name is Fleance
01:09:14:13	01:09:14:26	Chris [GM]	Cleans.
01:09:15:18	01:09:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	Is that his actual… Alright.
01:09:16:28	01:09:19:02	Steve [Nortle]	No, but it should be.
01:09:21:18	01:09:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	The Imp Paya, I-M-P-I-A Empire?
01:09:24:13	01:09:25:06	Chris [GM]	The Empire.
01:09:26:11	01:09:27:07	Steve [Nortle]	I like that.
01:09:26:25	01:09:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	Empire Ricketts
01:09:27:28	01:09:28:27	Chris [GM]	What do you think, Bryn?
01:09:30:00	01:09:31:03	Chris [GM]	She doesn’t like any of these.
01:09:32:00	01:09:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	Skippy and the peanut butter’s moon monsters.
01:09:32:06	01:09:34:22	Brin [Basil]	I have zero ideas
01:09:36:03	01:09:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	want to be Oregano?
01:09:37:11	01:09:38:08	Chris [GM]	Ah, there we go.
01:09:39:02	01:09:41:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are we picking a collective creature?
01:09:39:24	01:09:43:06	Brin [Basil]	the special herb
01:09:44:16	01:09:44:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
01:09:46:06	01:09:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	We could just be a big puff of smoke
01:09:50:16	01:09:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	We could be the joints, as in like knee joints.
01:09:54:14	01:09:56:07	Steve [Nortle]	The loose leafs.
01:09:56:29	01:09:59:24	Chris [GM]	more accurately describes your group. Yeah, unfortunately.
01:09:58:29	01:10:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I like the empire, but with an eye?
01:10:04:10	01:10:05:27	Brin [Basil]	i’m okay with that
01:10:05:29	01:10:07:14	Chris [GM]	Empire? I like it. Okay.
01:10:07:00	01:10:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:10:08:14	01:10:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not this still small voice, but still.
01:10:11:23	01:10:13:24	Brin [Basil]	yeah, that’s not our band name
01:10:17:01	01:10:22:24	Chris [GM]	Awesome, Empire. All right, and you guys like the idea of the spectral rock persona being
01:10:22:29	01:10:25:09	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want it to be an imp? We can have it be something else.
01:10:26:24	01:10:45:08	Brin [Basil]	that transforms into a big -ass dragon okay there
01:10:29:09	01:10:35:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah dragons are always good mm-hmm yep
01:10:33:12	01:10:34:26	Chris [GM]	dragons are always pretty good.
01:10:34:26	01:10:36:05	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Yep.
01:10:36:08	01:10:37:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, cool. Awesome.
01:10:39:06	01:10:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	So a were-imp was bit by a dragon.
01:10:41:17	01:10:52:01	Chris [GM]	So So the way the Battle of Bands works is you will all take on rolls.
01:10:45:08	01:10:47:14	Brin [Basil]	you go yeah like it could
01:10:46:08	01:10:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:10:52:11	01:11:03:27	Chris [GM]	There is a lead, and then there is the crew. Arrows will be the lead this round. If you guys decide later on that one of you else wants to be the leader,
01:10:54:03	01:10:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s me.
01:10:55:19	01:10:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
01:11:03:29	01:11:10:22	Chris [GM]	that’s fine too. But bards usually roll better as the lead.
01:11:06:28	01:11:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	Very charismatic.
01:11:11:02	01:11:18:21	Chris [GM]	uh the crew will have a special jobs to choose from and you can see them here there is
01:11:19:08	01:11:30:12	Chris [GM]	special effects there’s backup performers there’s a heckler a saboteur and security well
01:11:25:21	01:11:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	We’ve already assigned a saboteur, though, right? So we have like an extra band member.
01:11:30:12	01:11:36:07	Chris [GM]	that will be a different type of saboteure i’m going to allow that to be kind of like
01:11:39:00	01:11:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:11:40:05	01:11:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Well, actually, Madonna is more of a heckler
01:11:46:14	01:11:49:21	Steve [Nortle]	because my stealth is plus six. So, like…
01:11:49:15	01:11:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	On stealth?
01:11:50:26	01:11:53:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so my stealth to be a saboteur would be really good.
01:11:52:07	01:11:55:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s fine. Like she could be a different saboteurer.
01:11:55:22	01:11:58:19	Chris [GM]	an out -of -the -battle type of
01:11:59:19	01:11:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:12:00:27	01:12:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	So she is on our side but we won’t know necessarily how she’s going to be equipped. Is that what you’re saying?
01:12:07:01	01:12:15:24	Chris [GM]	yeah i gotta figure that out yay uh cool uh yeah so
01:12:15:24	01:12:25:17	Chris [GM]	each of these has a uh different sort of effect right modifier so if you’re going to do special effects your you’ll do one of your ability rolls
01:12:20:02	01:12:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	Modifier.
01:12:25:17	01:12:36:25	Chris [GM]	if you’m gonna do backup dancer you’ll roll performance or acrobatics If you’re going to do a heckler, you’re gonna do intimidation. Stealth is saboteur and security is insight
01:12:36:25	01:12:38:12	Chris [GM]	or perception
01:12:38:10	01:12:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	So, it behooves us to select a good stat.
01:12:42:12	01:12:53:29	Chris [GM]	So look at your own character stats and based on those types of modifiers that you have whatever modifiers are highest in those areas it would be smarter to choose that as a crew member
01:12:53:29	01:12:59:28	Chris [GM]	You’ll choose one of these and do that during the battle. After you do
01:13:03:19	01:13:13:16	Chris [GM]	crew move, you will then control the Spectral Rock Persona and do an ability. Choose an ability like the chase mechanic we do. Choose an Ability
01:13:13:16	01:13:17:26	Chris [GM]	and make an attack with the Spectral Lock Persona against the other band.
01:13:17:22	01:13:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. So, the spectral attack make an ability roll determine the Spectra Persona attack but then it’s like – It’s ranges so one-to-five is okay cool.
01:13:25:29	01:13:34:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah so you’ll roll a d20 and whatever you get there will determine which die you roll for the attack. Just like a normal battle attack
01:13:35:04	01:13:43:28	Chris [GM]	yeah but in this case there’s only two things on here that ability requires 15 or higher special
01:13:43:28	01:13:55:24	Chris [GM]	effects and uh one of the uh the leads roles yes yeah yes exactly yeah so you’ll describe your
01:13:48:23	01:13:54:16	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want us to explain what we’re doing for each one of these things to kind of build that story out a little bit? Okay.
01:13:55:24	01:14:07:08	Chris [GM]	action so i have predetermined uh you guys found out that you’re going up against uh rock flag
01:14:07:08	01:14:13:01	Chris [GM]	and eagle i have predetermined already what their stats are and what they have chosen as
01:14:13:01	01:14:24:03	Chris [GM]	their different roles crew so you guys will go up against um what they’ve already chosen so if you need to change you know halfway through you have the ability to do that
01:14:23:07	01:14:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	good you’re gonna attack us with the giant eagle guys
01:14:28:09	01:14:46:18	Brin [Basil]	it could be…it could be a phoenix. My
01:14:30:07	01:14:38:13	Chris [GM]	so i’ll read through real quick to kind of help you understand what each one does right the lead is first going to gauge the audience a little insight check then they’re going
01:14:38:13	01:14:49:26	Chris [GM]	to put on the show and then they’re going to do a big finale. The crew, you will back up the lead by either doing special effects, uh, by doing a backup performance.
01:14:42:22	01:14:44:18	Steve [Nortle]	You got this, Aeros. You’ve got this.
01:14:46:18	01:14:53:23	Brin [Basil]	acrobatics is five,
01:14:49:26	01:14:58:00	Chris [GM]	If you’re successful on that, you’ll have modifiers. Yep. Um, you could choose someone to be a
01:14:58:00	01:15:03:29	Chris [GM]	heckler, but if security is deployed by the other band, that will counter your heckler
01:15:03:29	01:15:11:06	Chris [GM]	right so it’s kind of like a rock paper scissors all this kind of thing same as saboteur but if
01:15:11:06	01:15:16:09	Chris [GM]	the other band has not chosen security those will do a lot of damage would be really good
01:15:16:26	01:15:19:29	Dave [Xeros]	and they do those things against us it’ll be higher too
01:15:19:01	01:15:30:19	Chris [GM]	correct correct um uh yeah yes you could do it that way or i will allow you if you want to
01:15:21:11	01:15:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	and we have to select before we go on stage. What
01:15:30:19	01:15:36:11	Chris [GM]	maybe if things are going really badly for you you could pivot and choose a different role
01:15:36:08	01:15:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	pivot
01:15:36:27	01:15:47:19	Steve [Nortle]	If we pick security but they don’t do something that security would stop How does security help out? Or was that just the lost just a risk-reward
01:15:43:22	01:15:44:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s a good question.
01:15:45:12	01:15:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s kind of like a loss
01:15:47:12	01:15:56:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s a risk-reward kind of thing. So security does have some bonuses. Like for example, if it’s successful stopping the Saboteur and Heckler
01:15:56:20	01:16:05:16	Chris [GM]	you’ll get a roll to add to your performance score. If it fails it just allows the Heckler and Saboteurer
01:16:05:16	01:16:12:05	Chris [GM]	but security will also get to do a Spectral Rocket Roll
01:16:12:12	01:16:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	so you’re very stealthy right
01:16:16:04	01:16:23:12	Steve [Nortle]	finish! I have plus six.
01:16:17:03	01:16:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	you got good stealth too
01:16:18:05	01:16:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm.
01:16:19:13	01:16:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	alright who’s better at stealth
01:16:22:29	01:16:30:10	Brin [Basil]	that silence silent
01:16:24:12	01:16:32:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i also have plus six proficiency yep
01:16:25:11	01:16:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, because you can… Silent.
01:16:27:21	01:16:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	he’s silent in flight
01:16:29:06	01:16:30:16	Chris [GM]	of your other abilities too
01:16:30:10	01:16:38:10	Brin [Basil]	flight yeah yeah I’m backup performer for sure he’s
01:16:32:17	01:16:33:14	Chris [GM]	You can’t
01:16:32:27	01:16:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay so you said backup. You’re going to take backup.
01:16:36:27	01:16:38:01	Chris [GM]	You have to choose one of them
01:16:37:28	01:16:39:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right yeah
01:16:39:25	01:16:41:22	Brin [Basil]	about other stuff I’m not that great at
01:16:40:22	01:16:45:22	Steve [Nortle]	My perception is pretty high so I could also run security. Ninja, beat up!
01:16:44:01	01:16:45:14	Chris [GM]	Let me finish explaining
01:16:46:01	01:16:48:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m either like plus four or plus six
01:16:48:29	01:16:53:08	Chris [GM]	let me finish explaining and then you guys can figure out what roles you want to do
01:16:51:21	01:16:52:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’m plus five?
01:16:53:08	01:16:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	and you roll that bad all the time
01:16:56:25	01:16:58:29	Brin [Basil]	a dice tower now. It’s all fixed!
01:16:57:27	01:17:00:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	makes me roll for history all the time.
01:17:01:00	01:17:02:27	Chris [GM]	You’re the Scholar guy That’s why
01:17:02:21	01:17:05:14	Brin [Basil]	He’s the only one?
01:17:03:02	01:17:04:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Plus zero to history, though!
01:17:05:11	01:17:10:16	Dave [Xeros]	the college he went to they taught him one thing it was very slanted from reality
01:17:10:23	01:17:19:08	Chris [GM]	Good point. All right, let me finish explaining and then you guys can figure out what roles and assign that all. So the…
01:17:13:29	01:17:14:27	Brin [Basil]	so
01:17:20:05	01:17:21:01	Steve [Nortle]	Total game
01:17:20:11	01:17:20:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Colgate.
01:17:23:08	01:17:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	Pay us now.
01:17:25:05	01:17:26:11	Chris [GM]	Alright, so
01:17:26:01	01:17:27:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you tired of your toothpaste?
01:17:26:13	01:17:30:17	Brin [Basil]	what you guys have
01:17:29:16	01:17:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	Read it in Spanish, colgate, which means hang yourself.
01:17:34:08	01:17:34:27	Chris [GM]	totally
01:17:34:29	01:17:35:17	Dave [Xeros]	sorry
01:17:36:22	01:17:37:05	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry.
01:17:38:26	01:17:50:24	Chris [GM]	Children What you guy will be rolling towards is a final performance score Whoever has the highest performance score in the end will be
01:17:40:09	01:17:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	children
01:17:41:17	01:17:42:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m trying to use
01:17:42:00	01:17:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s past my bedtime.
01:17:50:24	01:17:53:22	Chris [GM]	the winner of that round of Battle of Defense.
01:17:53:16	01:17:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	If we lose this first round, you’ve lost and it’s a time loop reset basically, right?
01:17:59:09	01:18:01:11	Chris [GM]	Some things will happen, but yes, pretty much.
01:18:01:19	01:18:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	So stakes are real, stakes are high.
01:18:04:06	01:18:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	game mechanic be adapted for when you enter a brothel and performance values there?
01:18:11:05	01:18:11:17	Chris [GM]	Moving on.
01:18:12:13	01:18:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Paolo, what does she mean by that?
01:18:15:10	01:18:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m reading the rules to battle the bands. I’m very engaged.
01:18:18:16	01:18:24:18	Chris [GM]	So go ahead and choose your rolls based on your stats and then we can get right into it.
01:18:24:13	01:18:25:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m ready.
01:18:25:11	01:18:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so you’re going to be the saboteur.
01:18:28:11	01:18:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	Jesse, you’re gonna do saboteure.
01:18:30:04	01:18:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sure. Yep, I can do it.
01:18:32:11	01:18:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	And if we go to around two, we have to pick something different, right? We can’t be the same role.
01:18:37:02	01:18:46:10	Chris [GM]	You can be the same roll on a different round. What you can’t do is in a round of Battle of the Band, You can’t use the same ability twice.
01:18:38:27	01:18:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay.
01:18:47:06	01:18:48:24	Steve [Nortle]	In a row or at all.
01:18:48:10	01:18:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a skill, not an ability.
01:18:49:06	01:18:52:16	Chris [GM]	Well I mean you have one time to use it honestly so
01:18:52:22	01:18:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a skillset.
01:18:52:24	01:19:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	Right. But like for the spectral rock and roll you have to use something different than what you used in your role as a crew member that one can Okay
01:18:58:28	01:19:03:02	Chris [GM]	In your roll? No that I will allow to be the same yeah
01:19:05:04	01:19:08:22	Chris [GM]	Do you have any questions Brie? Jesse any question?
01:19:05:28	01:19:06:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
01:19:07:11	01:19:10:05	Brin [Basil]	No, this is wonderful.
01:19:08:25	01:19:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, I don’t think so I can also do insight like security if
01:19:13:18	01:19:21:29	Dave [Xeros]	The microphone i have what is the what was the okay all
01:19:15:01	01:19:16:23	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll do this one this time maybe
01:19:15:04	01:19:25:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah plus 1 to Charisma Yep plus 1 charisma but yeah, go for it.
01:19:32:19	01:19:34:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where’s your maracas?
01:19:33:26	01:19:35:27	Chris [GM]	Dave, I will allow you to
01:19:36:10	01:19:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	Hold it with one of my feet
01:19:38:10	01:19:41:21	Chris [GM]	the rock persona appears above you guys.
01:19:42:08	01:19:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m also pretty sure that you should’ve been making rad sequences this whole time Like with the bear fight and stuff when you got thrown across the room which would’ve just been
01:19:50:16	01:20:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like we will
01:19:51:14	01:19:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s probably actually just the sound of my brain rattling around in my head.
01:20:01:25	01:20:02:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	be the champion
01:20:03:19	01:20:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t bode well.
01:20:09:26	01:20:11:23	Chris [GM]	I’m ready if you
01:20:12:21	01:20:15:25	Steve [Nortle]	So these are contested roles, right?
01:20:17:14	01:20:18:13	Chris [GM]	it’s a contested role.
01:20:19:12	01:20:21:10	Steve [Nortle]	Which one is not contested again?
01:20:22:26	01:20:31:02	Chris [GM]	Special effects backup performer and any of the lead roles
01:20:30:24	01:20:32:27	Steve [Nortle]	And those are all 15 up.
01:20:33:08	01:20:39:23	Chris [GM]	No, only one of the lead roles is gauge. The audience is a 15 up and then the special effects
01:20:40:14	01:20:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	who’s gonna go for we’re playing at the same time
01:20:42:19	01:20:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	right okay all right uh i’m a scorecard
01:20:44:28	01:20:45:08	Chris [GM]	Heck yeah.
01:20:46:11	01:20:50:26	Chris [GM]	So I have just to help you guys out. I’ve got a little scorekeeper here that I’ve made
01:20:48:15	01:21:01:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah all of
01:20:53:02	01:20:58:26	Chris [GM]	so I will keep track of your roles and everything like that don’t worry about doing any of the math stuff this will determine
01:21:00:02	01:21:03:11	Steve [Nortle]	I can do math! If you need me to do math, I can go math. It’s fine.
01:21:01:17	01:21:04:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you all you have blessed too
01:21:06:03	01:21:08:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	things I’m going to give them to you guys because I’m selfless
01:21:09:16	01:21:09:28	Chris [GM]	kind of you.
01:21:13:09	01:21:15:01	Dave [Xeros]	oh we’re swappies
01:21:14:27	01:21:16:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	swapping blessings
01:21:17:19	01:21:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Not spit! Just blessing.
01:21:18:29	01:21:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not that
01:21:21:13	01:21:32:13	Chris [GM]	Now, your spectral persona has hit points there. Each spectral rock persona has 30 hit points and that will deplete as it gets attacked.
01:21:32:22	01:21:42:15	Chris [GM]	Whatever is left over will determine how powerful your final blow was against the band going on.
01:21:43:13	01:21:45:26	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna have to re-record rules for this thing.
01:21:45:06	01:21:53:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this one makes sense though I mean
01:21:46:11	01:21:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t want to do like the whole mega maid thing yeah
01:21:47:06	01:21:50:17	Chris [GM]	I did that for the rap battle thing. It was much clearer out.
01:21:50:24	01:21:54:22	Dave [Xeros]	it’s gone from suck to blow
01:21:54:20	01:21:58:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it should be pretty straightforward and I can help guide you guys too.
01:22:00:07	01:22:00:24	Chris [GM]	All right, are we ready?
01:22:02:17	01:22:02:29	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:22:03:29	01:22:07:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know our order sorry okay
01:22:04:08	01:22:05:05	Chris [GM]	The lights…
01:22:06:05	01:22:09:22	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, lead goes first and then we just go in order of what’s here.
01:22:10:12	01:22:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	picked can I get some more rocky music going on want to feel this energy
01:22:12:17	01:22:13:12	Chris [GM]	The light’s dim.
01:22:15:25	01:22:17:13	Chris [GM]	Yes. Let’s do it.
01:22:19:03	01:22:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	or anything that’s pure emo some alchemical romance
01:22:27:27	01:22:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	we are sex babon yeah
01:22:30:00	01:22:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	Black parade.
01:22:30:22	01:22:32:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have any sex bobongs
01:22:35:02	01:22:36:14	Chris [GM]	You want me to do that?
01:22:36:08	01:22:41:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh that okay that music is so good yeah it is seriously amazing
01:22:38:08	01:22:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah from the very beginning like just start it there they got a
01:22:41:10	01:22:41:18	Chris [GM]	Wait.
01:22:47:19	01:22:50:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	except we have to listen to it on full blast there’s no other way
01:22:51:21	01:23:00:23	Dave [Xeros]	is this garbage truck i want the opener okay
01:22:59:26	01:23:00:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah Yeah, yeah.
01:23:06:21	01:23:17:15	Chris [GM]	right so the lights dim the crowd in anticipation begins to clap cheer whistle all the mages who come from
01:23:17:15	01:23:22:19	Chris [GM]	stop doing that sorry all the mages no even there golly
01:23:18:17	01:23:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	that’s fine hold on all the mages
01:23:19:25	01:23:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:23:22:19	01:23:33:21	Chris [GM]	All the mages that are interning from The mega school of magic Are there prestidigitating
01:23:22:28	01:23:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	this is your box just dance in your box
01:23:33:21	01:23:42:18	Chris [GM]	The lights show up on the walls Of this huge massive stage And a spotlight Pops down on you guys What do you do?
01:23:43:12	01:23:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	so i got my teak wooden like microphone right so
01:23:48:26	01:23:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	going to try to hype them up i’m going to pull out my palantir crystal ball um and i am going to uh put it right next to my microphone and i’m gonna utter some suggestive words
01:23:59:04	01:24:06:26	Dave [Xeros]	and cast suggestion just right off the gate but um but then with that uh as those lights come up
01:24:07:15	01:24:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	i have like taken that energy that i use for my personal persona and i’ve like amplified it out so it hits every single one of them so all of us like it’s almost like this electricity is going off and our hair is like standing on end
01:24:18:23	01:24:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	And she’s getting
01:24:19:05	01:24:20:13	Chris [GM]	Shocking
01:24:23:09	01:24:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	But that
01:24:23:18	01:24:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	Somehow even I get fluffy.
01:24:25:18	01:24:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:24:25:18	01:24:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:24:26:02	01:24:29:05	Dave [Xeros]	Look at those two hairs On top of your head Um
01:24:30:16	01:24:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	But Our eyes start Start glowing And it’s like this long Trailing Like Anime style Like Blue light That’s just emanating Out of her eyes And I take the microphone
01:24:32:02	01:24:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	Vestigil!
01:24:39:19	01:24:39:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
01:24:42:04	01:24:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m gonna gauge The audience I’m like Hey Mother You ready to rock? And we’ll see what We pull out of that. That is a
01:24:50:03	01:24:54:24	Chris [GM]	so roll an insight check for it for gauge the audience yep
01:24:52:24	01:24:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s just straight insight
01:24:56:20	01:25:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh dude I got a plus 6 To my charisma now So
01:25:04:22	01:25:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	Insight, that would be A clean 17 Is it? Insight Yeah, insight check Okay yeah
01:25:10:22	01:25:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, no that’s a 7.
01:25:11:15	01:25:17:26	Chris [GM]	okay awesome so that’s success success so roll me a d1 four a 1d4
01:25:18:29	01:25:19:16	Dave [Xeros]	1d4
01:25:20:04	01:25:21:23	Chris [GM]	and we’ll add that to your
01:25:20:17	01:25:21:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	D1 for it.
01:25:22:08	01:25:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
01:25:25:22	01:25:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hold up I’m going to use my bless on that one.
01:25:25:27	01:25:35:16	Chris [GM]	That’s alright Now I’m going to disclaim something here These rolls will seem very anticlimactic when you roll really high
01:25:28:19	01:25:29:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, yeah.
01:25:35:16	01:25:40:25	Chris [GM]	but it’s a very balanced system so it’s pretty fair fight
01:25:41:23	01:25:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled a 1 and a 3, so 4 totaled.
01:25:44:06	01:25:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sweet!
01:25:44:11	01:25:46:05	Chris [GM]	Very cool
01:25:47:20	01:25:59:19	Chris [GM]	The opposing band goes and they, you see MC Freedom up on stage and he pulls out some free weights
01:25:59:19	01:26:00:08	Chris [GM]	and barbells.
01:26:01:23	01:26:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	I start clapping.
01:26:04:08	01:26:10:20	Chris [GM]	Starts flexing. I mean yeah even you Aeros are impressed and he’s gauged in the insight
01:26:08:23	01:26:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s freedom.
01:26:13:08	01:26:14:10	Brin [Basil]	your eyes, buddy. It’s all right.
01:26:13:17	01:26:16:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I should have cast blindness on him before we started.
01:26:15:11	01:26:16:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:26:18:08	01:26:20:08	Chris [GM]	Oh guys he failed.
01:26:23:05	01:26:29:18	Chris [GM]	And so because of that, I roll a 1d4. But I subtract it from the… Oh!
01:26:31:07	01:26:34:07	Chris [GM]	Not a great start for Rock Flag and Eagle.
01:26:33:24	01:26:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey. Hey, buddy. I see you.
01:26:35:09	01:26:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	Get your head in the game!
01:26:36:25	01:26:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	I see me.
01:26:37:10	01:26:39:03	Brin [Basil]	You dropped a quill, bitch!
01:26:37:13	01:26:37:26	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:26:40:24	01:26:41:29	Chris [GM]	He’s still just like…
01:26:41:04	01:26:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is a battle of the bands!
01:26:44:20	01:26:51:04	Chris [GM]	He’s not gauging in the audience at all. He’s way too wrapped up in himself. All right. Go ahead and now do a put on a show.
01:26:49:18	01:26:50:27	Steve [Nortle]	Full gym, bro.
01:26:50:25	01:26:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	he’s gotta like get his performance muscles going okay so this my performance check
01:26:54:09	01:26:58:12	Chris [GM]	So now you’re going to make a performance check for a put-on-a-show. Yep. And describe how you do that.
01:26:56:04	01:27:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay so with my performance checked i am just taking that and like all of the spectacular
01:27:05:13	01:27:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	things that these second year mages from the school of magus are just popping off and it’s getting really really big bright but the lyrics are just flowing relatively clean
01:27:16:11	01:27:21:26	Dave [Xeros]	out of this brand new song that we’ve just magically come up with and you guys are rocking
01:27:21:26	01:27:29:00	Dave [Xeros]	it um and with i rolled really really
01:27:26:06	01:27:33:29	Steve [Nortle]	So you
01:27:29:00	01:27:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	bad but as performance right i still got a 16 out of it though
01:27:30:28	01:27:37:17	Chris [GM]	What’d you roll? Yeah, so right here You’ll see a scale that shows You what
01:27:33:29	01:27:41:06	Steve [Nortle]	roll 1D8
01:27:41:17	01:27:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s a
01:27:49:14	01:27:57:23	Dave [Xeros]	four all right i’m getting the entire audience to kind of jump in sequence
01:27:51:18	01:27:54:08	Chris [GM]	Okay, put on a show 4. Awesome
01:27:54:18	01:27:55:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Heck, yeah.
01:27:57:23	01:28:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	but it’s off beat from what freedom is actually trying to do so it’s gonna kind of throw him off
01:28:07:24	01:28:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	oh dude that was the longest d20 rollover i’ve ever seen yeah performance
01:28:12:15	01:28:30:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha
01:28:13:26	01:28:24:19	Chris [GM]	That would be a plus – is it performance? Is that what we’re doing? Yep, so plus five. So that’s 13, which gives him a 26-2.
01:28:25:06	01:28:26:13	Chris [GM]	Man, rock like an eagle.
01:28:30:04	01:28:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ha ha!
01:28:31:25	01:28:33:26	Brin [Basil]	EW BIRD BRAIN!
01:28:32:08	01:28:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	yeah you got it on
01:28:34:08	01:28:37:15	Chris [GM]	Okay. Now describe what you’re going to do for your big finale.
01:28:38:09	01:28:49:21	Dave [Xeros]	so for the big finale this entire insane light show was going on but what happens is it’s very um all the lights kind of like turn and focus down
01:28:49:21	01:29:01:17	Dave [Xeros]	and put all their beams straight on me for the finale. And I take my microphone and as I’m screaming my last lyric, I throw it down on the ground
01:29:01:17	01:29:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	and it explodes in this giant purple flame and it just goes 40 feet in the air kind of scorches the tent of holding a little bit breaking a little but of a hole in there
01:29:05:09	01:29:05:24	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:29:13:02	01:29:13:13	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:29:13:05	01:29:24:18	Dave [Xeros]	and then um that flame magically falls down on everyone as like dancing lights and it’s like this giant it’s a like a disco ball exploded in the air
01:29:20:11	01:29:20:19	Chris [GM]	Oh.
01:29:24:18	01:29:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	i am
01:29:24:22	01:29:25:06	Chris [GM]	Wow.
01:29:29:21	01:29:31:19	Chris [GM]	The make a persuasion check for that?
01:29:33:15	01:29:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	rolling at advantage at this point or oh okay but like we no
01:29:39:12	01:29:42:04	Chris [GM]	For only for gauge the audience to get advantage.
01:29:42:29	01:29:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	i thought it was for all of them okay i’ll dial it back okay i won’t i won’t dial it
01:29:43:29	01:29:46:08	Chris [GM]	No, just for gauge of the audience.
01:29:49:01	01:29:50:06	Steve [Nortle]	won’t holy crap
01:29:50:28	01:29:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	back uh so this is yeah they did so with persuasion i don’t think you could get much higher
01:29:52:07	01:29:55:04	Chris [GM]	People got distracted by that hole in the tent it sounds like.
01:29:58:27	01:30:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	than that it’s a 27 i have a plus six to my charisma now i rolled a 19
01:30:06:04	01:30:10:07	Chris [GM]	You seemed so disappointed when you rolled back time I was expecting a lower number.
01:30:08:11	01:30:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	i roll a 19 and i have an eight on my persuasion add modifier now okay it wasn’t in that it was
01:30:12:01	01:30:16:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, so anytime you get an at 20 that you get the higher dice roll, which is a 1d12.
01:30:18:13	01:30:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	19 but it was 28 higher than 20 okay so i get a d12 that i never
01:30:19:09	01:30:20:01	Steve [Nortle]	Right.
01:30:20:13	01:30:22:10	Chris [GM]	A score higher than 20 is what I should say.
01:30:22:19	01:30:27:24	Brin [Basil]	That’s why I like that.
01:30:23:12	01:30:24:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
01:30:23:12	01:30:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:30:25:28	01:30:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I like about this mechanic is it gives you an excuse. And that’s not bad. That’s the top 50%. See, I can math.
01:30:29:10	01:30:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	get to roll the D2. Hey, it’s a 7! It’s, you know…
01:30:33:15	01:30:36:12	Chris [GM]	Alright. Okay, now you’ve done your different
01:30:34:20	01:30:39:22	Brin [Basil]	Okay, and if he does this, we can do something.
01:30:34:29	01:30:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
01:30:37:13	01:30:45:11	Chris [GM]	rolls as the lead. Now you can take your Spectral Rock Persona attack. So why don’t you describe how it appears?
01:30:39:02	01:30:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	Steak in math. Okay.
01:30:44:27	01:30:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wait, did he not have a big finish? Freedom?
01:30:48:17	01:30:48:22	Chris [GM]	That
01:30:50:02	01:30:51:29	Chris [GM]	he did. He got an at-20 on
01:30:53:27	01:30:55:02	Chris [GM]	So he’ll do a 1D12.
01:30:55:16	01:30:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I want you to
01:30:55:17	01:30:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	He came in clutch. I mean, he’s a pro.
01:30:58:04	01:31:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	explain to me what his big finish is if it’s better than mine.
01:30:58:12	01:30:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	recovered
01:31:02:04	01:31:04:23	Chris [GM]	Let’s see how he rolls first. He got a 20.
01:31:03:04	01:31:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	The D12 is the weird shaping one. The weird shape one.
01:31:06:23	01:31:08:12	Chris [GM]	No. Where am I?
01:31:08:12	01:31:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	Keep going to your right. Up there. Right. Right.
01:31:11:28	01:31:13:09	Dave [Xeros]	Right north, south,
01:31:13:25	01:31:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	Top right.
01:31:14:03	01:31:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s just going to have to roll a d4 at this point
01:31:17:06	01:31:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	2D4s… No, 3D4S.
01:31:18:07	01:31:18:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	3d4
01:31:18:11	01:31:19:07	Brin [Basil]	What do you need?
01:31:19:12	01:31:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	He needs an E12.
01:31:20:26	01:31:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s on the far right of yours.
01:31:23:02	01:31:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	See, Chris, this is why the little thing works really well. You just kind of look at the plate and you’re like, ah, there it is.
01:31:24:14	01:31:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	There it is.
01:31:26:29	01:31:27:21	Brin [Basil]	There you go.
01:31:28:03	01:31:32:28	Chris [GM]	Jeez. Thank you, Chris. Okay. He got seven. Nice.
01:31:31:02	01:31:32:01	Brin [Basil]	I’ve done it too.
01:31:33:23	01:31:45:22	Chris [GM]	So yeah, Rock MC Freedom up on the stage gets the crowd kind of humming and bumping to his rhythm with his hands going back and forth, and he’s screaming, Now everyone in the tent!
01:31:45:27	01:31:51:17	Chris [GM]	So you need me up on stage. Put your mouth… Follow me! He says that like three or four times.
01:31:49:22	01:31:51:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh.
01:31:51:13	01:31:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	just over and over okay he’s got me transfixed
01:31:52:02	01:32:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	wait is he like the singer from Parappa, the rapper? The little cockroach guy at the very end I’ve been about to say oh
01:31:56:21	01:31:57:15	Chris [GM]	No, no, no.
01:32:05:25	01:32:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	now scream
01:32:07:08	01:32:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	As the
01:32:08:07	01:32:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	all right am i explaining what happens
01:32:10:09	01:32:12:11	Chris [GM]	Alright, go for it. Spectral attack.
01:32:14:19	01:32:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay so as the dust falls down out of this exploding disco ball it forms like
01:32:14:27	01:32:16:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so why don’t you describe how it appears?
01:32:23:06	01:32:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	the outline of this uh this imp that’s kind of just there right above us so it’s very anti -climactic
01:32:31:02	01:32:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	so but right as he completely forms his cape starts to billow and like starts to vibrate
01:32:39:20	01:32:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	really really fast as he like grows almost into like this big muscly imp and then he like
01:32:41:04	01:32:48:20	Brin [Basil]	Can I… can I contribute to this?
01:32:48:10	01:32:49:07	Chris [GM]	Yes, absolutely.
01:32:49:14	01:32:53:13	Brin [Basil]	I have—I put rubies in my gauntlet which start fires.
01:32:53:18	01:32:54:00	Chris [GM]	Cool.
01:32:54:17	01:33:06:01	Brin [Basil]	So i’m gonna spin around and do a circle fire around me and I’m going to scoop it up with my gauntlet and put it through his mouth all the way up and shoot the fire with my fist
01:33:05:25	01:33:07:04	Chris [GM]	That’s frickin’ rad.
01:33:06:01	01:33:10:26	Brin [Basil]	through. And like, the timing’s perfect
01:33:07:25	01:33:18:00	Dave [Xeros]	dragon explodes up out of the out of their imprint imp and becomes a dragon her fist becomes the flame that comes out of its mouth
01:33:17:20	01:33:28:22	Chris [GM]	That is awesome. So, choose any ability from your ability list and roll and tell me how you justify using that ability to do what you described.
01:33:19:04	01:33:19:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
01:33:28:28	01:33:34:00	Dave [Xeros]	need to justify this but okay i can do i can use performance right
01:33:33:22	01:33:35:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, 100%.
01:33:34:00	01:33:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	okay all right so this is this is a performance so she’s jumped plus 10 i
01:33:37:06	01:33:39:05	Chris [GM]	What’s your performance modifier?
01:33:40:11	01:33:42:10	Chris [GM]	My gosh! How does Arrows have
01:33:43:13	01:33:43:28	Brin [Basil]	Barred
01:33:43:22	01:33:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	i got one more point from you so that added that added the modifier to it and it’s also my charisma i have like proficiency
01:33:46:29	01:33:49:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
01:33:55:00	01:34:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	and whatever it’s about that i’m trying to remember it is yeah i’m not gonna remember right now uh So yeah, it’s plus 10.
01:34:06:18	01:34:12:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you know if I roll 10 below No, it wasn’t It’s 24
01:34:19:11	01:34:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so as she’s going through the mouth I blow like another giant purple flame and so it’s like Avatar The Last Endbender all those flames mixed together
01:34:31:06	01:34:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	into a swirling vortex
01:34:32:02	01:34:34:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm.
01:34:32:28	01:34:33:13	Chris [GM]	cool cool
01:34:33:18	01:34:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I love that show That we’ve all seen Yes
01:34:36:15	01:34:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a good show It’s wonderful
01:34:39:11	01:34:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:34:39:21	01:34:42:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like when Aang and Zuko were…
01:34:41:21	01:34:42:22	Brin [Basil]	Kid-friendly?
01:34:42:07	01:34:42:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah
01:34:44:28	01:34:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	Not spicy at all
01:34:46:08	01:34:47:04	Brin [Basil]	Not at all
01:34:47:01	01:34:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	No, not even remotely. Even with the kiss at the end.
01:34:48:28	01:34:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean don’t go to the fanfic but this show The Wrong Parts of the Internet
01:34:53:07	01:34:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	This fanfic?
01:34:56:13	01:34:57:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What have you Been doing
01:34:59:08	01:35:00:06	Brin [Basil]	No comment
01:35:00:17	01:35:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	That’s cocked.
01:35:00:20	01:35:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a cock die
01:35:03:21	01:35:04:19	Dave [Xeros]	That would be an eight.
01:35:06:01	01:35:11:03	Chris [GM]	that is a wonderful attack okay all right so rock flag and eagle
01:35:07:14	01:35:07:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
01:35:17:14	01:35:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	So are you just hanging out in the head the whole time then? Is that where your backup performance is happening?
01:35:21:21	01:35:31:26	Chris [GM]	So what we’re going to do, so he kind of went through the stages of performance. Now we sort of backtrack and this is what you guys were doing during the performance. All right.
01:35:22:22	01:35:24:20	Brin [Basil]	yeah, I’m kind of like laid back.
01:35:26:18	01:35:28:11	Brin [Basil]	My thigh’s exposed
01:35:31:26	01:35:42:08	Chris [GM]	So we’ll get to that but Rock Flag and Eagle is gonna have their special persona here and it is a yes a giant screeching
01:35:44:12	01:35:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Predictable
01:35:48:23	01:35:52:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay that helps A little bit
01:35:53:18	01:35:55:07	Chris [GM]	a rallying freedom cry.
01:35:56:29	01:36:00:05	Chris [GM]	It is going to roll with…
01:35:59:12	01:36:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	Technically that’s not what bald eagles sound like That’s actually a red-held talk.
01:36:01:08	01:36:06:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah yeah technically screaming eagles don’t have hands either I don’t know how they’re holding these
01:36:06:09	01:36:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	this is very true unless he’s holding in his talons
01:36:09:05	01:36:14:11	Chris [GM]	Listen, guys. This is rock flag and eagle, man. You can’t question the magic.
01:36:10:28	01:36:11:21	Brin [Basil]	Listen
01:36:16:12	01:36:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	We’re just sitting back there, heckling.
01:36:19:06	01:36:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not historically accurate!
01:36:21:07	01:36:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh
01:36:21:16	01:36:27:19	Chris [GM]	roll for acrobatics because it’s gonna try and do a 1080 which at the time was like
01:36:28:01	01:36:36:25	Chris [GM]	whoa oh and it just got a nat 20 plus a 5 25 6
01:36:30:16	01:36:31:03	Brin [Basil]	child’s play.
01:36:32:23	01:36:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oof.
01:36:32:25	01:36:36:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	freaking frick frick frick
01:36:35:06	01:36:36:18	Brin [Basil]	Poo, poo.
01:36:36:25	01:36:44:01	Chris [GM]	ah nice awesome okay fantastic guys this battle
01:36:37:01	01:36:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	Sometimes when I see a giant eagle, I lose confidence.
01:36:37:04	01:37:01:26	Brin [Basil]	So now
01:36:44:01	01:36:53:22	Chris [GM]	is going so just a little uh update so far the final performance score is 15 against five you
01:36:57:06	01:36:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Look at me.
01:36:57:22	01:37:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to go
01:36:57:29	01:36:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a number.
01:36:59:21	01:37:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	Alright guys bring it home.
01:37:01:16	01:37:10:00	Chris [GM]	now we will move on to the crew now yeah while uh aeros was up on stage doing a fantastic job performing you guys with the backup
01:37:08:27	01:37:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	Basil was up on stage too.
01:37:15:07	01:37:16:24	Brin [Basil]	I did acrobatics.
01:37:18:01	01:37:20:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh sorry yeah acrobarics for backup performer.
01:37:22:03	01:37:33:26	Chris [GM]	cool what did you do except tour and steve security awesome all right so we’ll start with you bryn why don’t You make a performance or acrobatic check, which everyone’s hired you can do.
01:37:23:05	01:37:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	saboteur
01:37:34:10	01:37:37:18	Chris [GM]	And describe to me how you back up Eros on stage.
01:37:40:11	01:37:45:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you have uh we have seven advantages though right throughout the
01:37:41:26	01:37:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	You do have bardic inspiration too.
01:37:43:11	01:37:51:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay so that’s I got nine and I have this
01:37:47:26	01:37:50:08	Chris [GM]	So if you want to use one of those, please go for it.
01:37:50:13	01:37:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Well wait… And that’s with your modifier?
01:37:54:12	01:37:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	Because you only have to get 15
01:37:58:16	01:37:58:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:38:00:07	01:38:07:19	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna use this part I’m gonna use your notebook better okay that’s four all right
01:38:07:19	01:38:16:23	Brin [Basil]	that’s 13 means this too that’s 14. This one?
01:38:09:28	01:38:10:12	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:38:12:24	01:38:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay use your advantage. Now you can use your advantage no you can use advantage
01:38:15:28	01:38:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	you’ve wasted everything
01:38:16:23	01:38:19:21	Brin [Basil]	Right, okay oh
01:38:19:21	01:38:29:06	Brin [Basil]	ok it’s 1 of the 7 I just got 4 again so
01:38:20:03	01:38:21:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah, but that doesn’t add to it.
01:38:20:08	01:38:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	and redo it
01:38:23:05	01:38:31:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh it’s cursed here maybe you should try
01:38:27:06	01:38:28:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, it is first thing.
01:38:29:06	01:38:34:23	Brin [Basil]	it’s too late anyways
01:38:33:28	01:38:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	advantage includes
01:38:34:03	01:38:34:17	Chris [GM]	Okay,
01:38:34:23	01:38:55:17	Brin [Basil]	so I got 14 using everything I’ve got it’s
01:38:37:01	01:38:37:15	Chris [GM]	Yep.
01:38:40:00	01:38:46:01	Chris [GM]	That one unfortunately… Let’s see, what does that rule say? Quick! Yeah.
01:38:44:12	01:38:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	I think is what brought it down
01:38:47:20	01:38:50:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so you would have needed to be a success
01:38:52:01	01:38:58:20	Chris [GM]	for that work. However, fail is humiliations. You need to subtract a 1b4 for the performance score. So tell me what your roll.
01:38:59:24	01:39:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	I can guess what number that’s going to be.
01:39:02:28	01:39:08:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh! Considering how everything else had been going, I was kind of assuming before…
01:39:03:05	01:39:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:39:09:16	01:39:26:05	Brin [Basil]	this would have been a four okay yeah
01:39:10:10	01:39:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	like you two as siblings just really prop each other up so well, it’s like my family
01:39:12:04	01:39:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	faith uh it
01:39:15:26	01:39:22:28	Chris [GM]	Okay. You now get to make your Spectral Rock Persona attack, so choose any ability
01:39:22:28	01:39:30:08	Chris [GM]	that you have as your character and describe what the action is that this Spectral Lock Persona does after you roll of course.
01:39:25:27	01:39:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	one
01:39:26:05	01:39:28:21	Brin [Basil]	right
01:39:30:11	01:39:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	flameo hotman
01:39:31:20	01:39:35:16	Brin [Basil]	okay yeah I’m doing acrobatics getting plus five holy shit
01:39:36:26	01:39:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was better it’s improvement it’s improvement well we have oh wait you used one
01:39:38:02	01:39:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	but you can actually use another advantage if you’d like we have seven of them yeah we have six of
01:39:42:26	01:39:54:10	Brin [Basil]	okay do we really have to keep using these on me and I
01:39:44:12	01:39:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s weird.
01:39:44:21	01:39:50:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have six of them yeah
01:39:45:05	01:39:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	them now. We want to get through this first level
01:39:49:14	01:39:53:25	Steve [Nortle]	We… Yeah, but we also were up by 10
01:39:54:10	01:39:54:29	Brin [Basil]	can’t use these
01:39:54:29	01:40:09:29	Brin [Basil]	anymore I can’t use bardic or blessing alright all
01:39:56:20	01:39:57:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you used them.
01:39:57:15	01:40:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	burned those but this is the problem I’d rather use them than not use them because we could get to the end and we’re just like we didn’t burn them at all i’ve done that before i’d rather have her just burn it
01:39:57:25	01:40:00:11	Chris [GM]	You guys are doing fairly well, honestly.
01:40:00:07	01:40:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t like need need oh wait
01:40:01:02	01:40:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	What did you…?
01:40:09:29	01:40:15:06	Brin [Basil]	right it’s worse
01:40:16:14	01:40:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	holy
01:40:16:19	01:40:17:19	Chris [GM]	the higher of the two rolls
01:40:17:03	01:40:34:16	Brin [Basil]	it’s not oh I think still 14 it was yeah tonight Oh then
01:40:20:16	01:40:21:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh i thought
01:40:23:17	01:40:26:28	Chris [GM]	Is she re-rolling The backer performance roll? Is that what’s happening?
01:40:26:16	01:40:28:10	Steve [Nortle]	No, that was the spectral attack.
01:40:27:21	01:40:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	no there’s a spectral attack
01:40:29:03	01:40:33:28	Chris [GM]	Now remember It’s not a pass or fail It’s a die number
01:40:32:05	01:40:38:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the die number so with 11 to 15 you get a d6
01:40:34:16	01:40:43:26	Brin [Basil]	I shouldn’t have used that okay yeah my bad I didn’t want to use
01:40:40:02	01:40:43:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so your first one would have been yeah you can still roll
01:40:43:26	01:40:55:11	Brin [Basil]	that that was an accident exactly okay sweet and it’s what is again for fit 11 and a 15 is a what? I can’t see it.
01:40:44:05	01:40:46:12	Chris [GM]	You didn’t understand how it works So we’ll let that slide
01:40:48:06	01:40:50:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she didn’t hit a wrong node or anything
01:40:50:02	01:40:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	Just a couple
01:40:54:11	01:40:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	spectral attack
01:40:55:14	01:40:56:20	Brin [Basil]	You guys don’t have my glasses, tell me.
01:40:57:13	01:40:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	1d6
01:40:57:20	01:40:58:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	get
01:40:57:29	01:40:59:29	Chris [GM]	So 1d6, 11 through 15. Yep.
01:40:58:06	01:40:58:22	Brin [Basil]	One to six.
01:41:01:07	01:41:01:20	Brin [Basil]	Four.
01:41:01:23	01:41:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	hey
01:41:02:01	01:41:09:04	Chris [GM]	All right. Awesome. Tell me how you – what does the Spectral Rock Persona your Imp Dragon do?
01:41:04:19	01:41:06:23	Dave [Xeros]	the upper 60 percentile right
01:41:07:04	01:41:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	Statistically the same
01:41:10:29	01:41:18:04	Brin [Basil]	It’s already up in the air. I’m in the head already so I’m going to throw just a couple more punches
01:41:19:19	01:41:28:14	Brin [Basil]	shoot a couple more flames out of them towards them and then I’m just going to sprinkle sparks on the crowd
01:41:31:26	01:41:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	put off of dragon wings
01:41:32:22	01:41:33:11	Chris [GM]	Yes.
01:41:34:13	01:41:35:13	Chris [GM]	I like it.
01:41:37:15	01:41:48:04	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay. So Rock Flag and Eagle’s turn they did special effects. And so with a – which one is it?
01:41:44:10	01:41:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	rock on basil
01:41:48:08	01:41:54:18	Chris [GM]	Special Effects is an appropriate ability roll.
01:41:54:18	01:42:06:11	Chris [GM]	So he’s going to use Intimidation as his ability because he sees all that fire coming towards the rock-flagging wheelbank. He’s like, uh-uh.
01:42:06:22	01:42:14:19	Chris [GM]	And he’s gonna use the eagle. It’s gonna puff up its chest and start flapping its weak really hard as if to blow the fire back.
01:42:12:07	01:42:12:26	Dave [Xeros]	airbending
01:42:15:23	01:42:26:03	Chris [GM]	That would be… Yeah, that is a success. It’s 11 plus 6, so 17.
01:42:20:11	01:42:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	man just
01:42:27:28	01:42:31:21	Chris [GM]	And with the 17 special effects I get a roll of 1d8.
01:42:32:23	01:42:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	little justice rolling that one out or
01:42:36:04	01:42:36:27	Chris [GM]	Just a one.
01:42:40:00	01:42:41:03	Dave [Xeros]	or was that little justice
01:42:42:26	01:42:51:04	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, that was all three of them together up on stage in unison with the crowd going…
01:42:50:13	01:42:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	flapping
01:42:51:00	01:42:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	we really listen in the candle box right now
01:42:52:27	01:42:55:01	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if it’s random folks.
01:42:54:26	01:42:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah maybe
01:42:57:24	01:43:01:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the voice that’s what happens the style
01:42:59:16	01:43:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	you could leave that one, that’s Alice in Chains man
01:43:04:07	01:43:07:02	Chris [GM]	that’s all right
01:43:04:25	01:43:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	this is what they’re like rapping to they came to snuff the rooster
01:43:09:20	01:43:11:02	Chris [GM]	that’s true
01:43:12:06	01:43:16:28	Chris [GM]	and then their spectral rock persona is going to use
01:43:23:02	01:43:34:01	Chris [GM]	it’s gonna gauge the audience and it’s gonna know exactly what the audience is gonna want to see 17 plus 5 they definitely get a roll at d12
01:43:37:10	01:43:38:19	Chris [GM]	7 awesome
01:43:40:24	01:43:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t say Alice in chains, I meant Alicia
01:43:46:04	01:43:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alicia and shackles
01:43:46:06	01:43:48:11	Chris [GM]	at least alicia and shackles
01:43:47:24	01:43:49:07	Steve [Nortle]	manacles
01:43:48:01	01:43:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	Alicia
01:43:49:27	01:43:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	and Manacles
01:43:52:17	01:43:55:13	Chris [GM]	awesome okay who is up next
01:43:53:25	01:43:57:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think it’s my turn saboteur
01:43:57:10	01:44:07:20	Chris [GM]	awesome okay now i will have you know the rock flag an eagle did not choose security so your saboteur will automatically
01:43:58:23	01:43:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
01:44:07:20	01:44:16:25	Chris [GM]	succeed if there’s no security now here’s the question did you guys do special effects ok you get an additional bonus
01:44:09:06	01:44:09:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
01:44:14:18	01:44:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	not
01:44:16:25	01:44:28:25	Chris [GM]	So instead of rolling a 1d4, you get to roll a 1b6 plus add your stealth modifier plus the 1d6 and that will be what your score is.
01:44:28:29	01:44:31:17	Chris [GM]	And you can tell me how you do this sabotage.
01:44:31:24	01:44:34:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t even have to roll the hit him or anything? I just get to roll…
01:44:33:06	01:44:38:25	Chris [GM]	You don’t – you will not get a contested roll. So yeah, you will just roll a1d6 plus your stealth multiplier.
01:44:39:01	01:44:39:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:44:39:02	01:44:42:02	Brin [Basil]	my crappy role is all made up for
01:44:40:19	01:44:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Woohoo!
01:44:43:07	01:44:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	floating
01:44:46:05	01:44:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Plus a six!
01:44:48:02	01:44:54:09	Chris [GM]	Wow, you guys, it’s not a TK – well, it might be. Let’s find out.
01:44:54:15	01:44:57:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And then I’m describing what happens
01:44:58:27	01:45:09:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for my stealth thing. uh yeah so um i basically
01:44:59:02	01:45:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	flying above the spectral image
01:45:01:05	01:45:05:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, tell me what happens. How do you sabotage rock, flag and eagle?
01:45:09:15	01:45:17:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m sneaking kind of behind backstage a little bit as part of the
01:45:17:13	01:45:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	performance and i’m flying like circumnavigating the tent oh okay what uh
01:45:17:23	01:45:18:11	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh. Yeah.
01:45:21:08	01:45:23:00	Chris [GM]	Roll me a little perception check just real quick.
01:45:24:12	01:45:25:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45:24:14	01:45:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	there might be something going on
01:45:24:28	01:45:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	-oh uh insight perception
01:45:33:26	01:45:34:18	Chris [GM]	Perception. Yeah.
01:45:36:21	01:45:38:07	Steve [Nortle]	owlin eyes see
01:45:38:20	01:45:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	if this is really important do you want to roll with the advantage so you can look again
01:45:40:12	01:45:41:04	Chris [GM]	You think
01:45:42:10	01:45:45:29	Chris [GM]	you caught a glimpse of a hooded figure but then you look and you don’t see it.
01:45:50:04	01:45:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	with your owl and eyes?
01:45:50:12	01:45:53:09	Brin [Basil]	no it’s it’s It’s LaDonna
01:45:53:10	01:46:00:05	Chris [GM]	This is outside of the Battle of the Bands by the way this is out of Foul Claws so those advantage rolls that’s for the Battle
01:45:59:07	01:46:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right, all Right, okay.
01:46:00:26	01:46:04:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah nevermind maybe a hooded figure well
01:46:05:20	01:46:07:28	Chris [GM]	if he got a little kiss from Lady Luck but didn’t happen
01:46:07:15	01:46:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	Damn!
01:46:10:02	01:46:11:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going back
01:46:12:15	01:46:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	flying turning around
01:46:12:17	01:46:15:02	Brin [Basil]	he just abandons the band
01:46:14:01	01:46:16:28	Dave [Xeros]	He just circles the tent the rest of the time.
01:46:16:19	01:46:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m basically gonna fly like behind their performance and I’m gonna try to unplug some of the equipment as I’m flying through just like my wings are so sharp because I’m
01:46:24:26	01:46:25:00	Chris [GM]	it
01:46:27:14	01:46:34:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going so fast they’re just gonna like cut the cable for it as i fly by thank you yes
01:46:29:02	01:46:30:15	Dave [Xeros]	He’s the archangel.
01:46:34:10	01:46:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes and
01:46:38:13	01:46:43:01	Chris [GM]	negative 12 yeah, let’s see what happens
01:46:43:13	01:46:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then do i get to roll for the spectral okay um
01:46:44:25	01:46:49:10	Chris [GM]	so choose one of your abilities and describe the action
01:46:51:13	01:46:57:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i’m gonna say
01:46:57:05	01:47:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m going to use arcana with the spectral okay uh so um
01:47:10:01	01:47:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how am I using her i’m gonna uh infuse some of my magic knowledge wisdom into our spectral force
01:47:21:25	01:47:33:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh and it’s going to uh it’s gonna it’s gonna change shape a little bit more it’s already like intimidating dragon level
01:47:36:13	01:47:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re gonna like double it two-headed dragon mode actually has two sets of wings and two heads now it’s like flowing
01:47:37:21	01:47:39:06	Chris [GM]	two headed dragon mode
01:47:43:19	01:47:48:10	Chris [GM]	we’re getting it’s getting biblical is what you’re saying yeah
01:47:45:08	01:47:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	does he have one beefy arm?
01:47:46:12	01:47:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:47:46:21	01:47:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:47:49:14	01:47:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just one
01:47:50:26	01:47:52:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:47:52:13	01:48:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re going into trogdor mode okay yeah yep okay so yeah he’s enhancing and he’s just gonna this time he’s basically like blowing two flames
01:48:03:23	01:48:07:01	Chris [GM]	i hope you i hope this succeeds for you yep
01:48:06:05	01:48:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for oh yeah for the 20th oh uh 22 yes
01:48:13:05	01:48:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yes. I don’t know. We may not even need you.
01:48:13:28	01:48:19:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 10
01:48:22:08	01:48:29:14	Steve [Nortle]	freedom did not bring his a-game today
01:48:24:17	01:48:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	Holy freaking crap.
01:48:25:28	01:48:35:11	Chris [GM]	for saboteur spectral attack and ouchie ouchy out to you okay uh we have security up
01:48:28:29	01:48:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	battle of the bears yeah
01:48:35:29	01:48:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	Wait. Oh, no, they don’t… No, don’t they have a role?
01:48:42:12	01:48:43:15	Chris [GM]	chose heckler
01:48:49:05	01:48:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	So do I hear them like clearing having some of their fans clear their throats or something as I’m just kind of going through?
01:48:57:06	01:49:09:00	Chris [GM]	they got to do their backup performance because we’re on the second i think right yeah so they They did backer performance. Yep, so let me do a performance for the batics. Oh, jeez!
01:49:01:08	01:49:03:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, okay. Okay.
01:49:09:04	01:49:10:07	Chris [GM]	They failed, unfortunately.
01:49:11:08	01:49:15:13	Chris [GM]	Wow, you got humiliation points for them. Subtracted from four.
01:49:16:18	01:49:27:16	Steve [Nortle]	They probably got distracted by the sound cutting out and so their monitors broke down.
01:49:19:27	01:49:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:49:20:01	01:49:20:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:49:23:20	01:49:26:00	Chris [GM]	massive muscly arm. They love their muscles.
01:49:27:26	01:49:29:21	Steve [Nortle]	They didn’t miss their cue.
01:49:30:11	01:49:31:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one of his weights on the monitor
01:49:32:02	01:49:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	He got intimidated by that big beefy arm coming out of the dragon.
01:49:33:13	01:49:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah
01:49:36:13	01:49:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	a little bit of arm envy
01:49:39:03	01:49:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	Look at that thing
01:49:42:24	01:49:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	coming out of his neck back there
01:49:45:13	01:49:57:12	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom cocks his head back and does Warcry, Screech Little Justice follows suit and Hot Wings or Spicy Wings follows last
01:49:46:20	01:50:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, did
01:49:56:22	01:49:57:15	Dave [Xeros]	Spicy.
01:49:57:12	01:50:01:16	Chris [GM]	And that causes their Spectral Rock persona to
01:50:02:23	01:50:11:02	Chris [GM]	kind of build up on its charisma and get a little more like we gotta get down. We gotta bring the A game
01:50:09:04	01:50:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	All forces combined were Captain Planet.
01:50:13:28	01:50:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they tell me they shrink.
01:50:16:14	01:50:17:25	Brin [Basil]	Is that really- AHH!
01:50:16:15	01:50:17:06	Chris [GM]	No!
01:50:18:17	01:50:19:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:21:01	01:50:25:19	Brin [Basil]	It now! That percentage, NOW!
01:50:22:09	01:50:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	roll that percentage die. Let’s find out how far
01:50:26:18	01:50:27:27	Chris [GM]	Let’s see how far they shrink real quick.
01:50:28:04	01:50:32:02	Brin [Basil]	They’re in TBD’s dream so… …that naturally applies
01:50:33:29	01:50:34:19	Chris [GM]	90%.
01:50:36:22	01:50:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	They reverted to shell size.
01:50:41:08	01:50:42:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:43:15	01:50:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:50:44:00	01:50:45:24	Dave [Xeros]	That actually might help them.
01:50:44:22	01:50:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know, yeah They could be cuter We know how this works Yeah
01:50:45:23	01:50:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:50:48:02	01:50:49:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they did get cuter.
01:50:48:03	01:50:50:29	Dave [Xeros]	Look! Look, the micro-machines.
01:50:50:20	01:51:01:17	Chris [GM]	A nat one, which means their spectral rock persona was quite confused by the shrinking band and also shrank a little bit
01:50:50:26	01:50:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:51:01:17	01:51:06:29	Chris [GM]	and did absolutely no damage whatsoever. That’s zero information.
01:51:06:26	01:51:07:18	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah
01:51:06:29	01:51:17:12	Chris [GM]	okay now we go on to the uh third round you’ll
01:51:11:28	01:51:12:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do
01:51:13:03	01:51:24:25	Steve [Nortle]	okay so you’re saying that they have hecklers and since I’m security I guess that means that okay okay yeah okay so um well uh
01:51:17:12	01:51:21:26	Chris [GM]	go into uh yeah you’ll contest the role when they heckle try to help with
01:51:24:25	01:51:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	all of the incredible stagecraft is happening i’m entirely focused on my job of just like reading the crowd seeing where problems might be
01:51:35:06	01:51:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	i see some people that start like crowdsurfing and stuff and i ignore them even as one falls on his head because like that’s not my job that’s some other security
01:51:43:04	01:51:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
01:51:44:20	01:51:56:14	Steve [Nortle]	guy’s job i’m just making sure that i can oppress some free speech here so i’m just oh yeah yeah yeah I use them to like get myself up over
01:51:48:03	01:51:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	You’re just going to When they fall into that little, like, gateway, you just kind of kick them to the side.
01:51:48:19	01:51:49:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:51:48:19	01:51:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:51:56:14	01:52:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	the little cordon area so that I can, I see some people who are wearing the freedom merchandise and I can tell they’re
01:52:08:18	01:52:18:12	Steve [Nortle]	figuring something out maybe they have a water balloon or something it seems like they’ve got something in there that they’re going to try to hurt my team.
01:52:18:19	01:52:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	So I go in and body check them, dive in on them.
01:52:23:23	01:52:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
01:52:24:20	01:52:32:02	Chris [GM]	beautiful okay is that now now you can do your spectral or is this going to be your contested roll for the heckler?
01:52:31:14	01:52:34:12	Steve [Nortle]	So this is my contested role against the Hecker. Okay?
01:52:33:26	01:52:36:28	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, well then I will just pull up what their role is from Heckler.
01:52:36:17	01:52:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:52:39:18	01:52:40:02	Steve [Nortle]	Fifteen.
01:52:40:27	01:52:48:04	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. Alright, let’s see what they get to do. Intimidation roll. Nice. They got a plus six. Don’t you like this song?
01:52:47:23	01:52:48:05	Steve [Nortle]	Jeez.
01:52:49:25	01:52:52:20	Chris [GM]	Ooh! Sorry dude. They got a 24.
01:52:49:26	01:52:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, dang.
01:52:52:28	01:52:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:52:53:04	01:53:03:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay. So I get – I go to body check him, but one of our fans who’s there with her mommy
01:53:00:23	01:53:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	that’s another turtle
01:53:05:01	01:53:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	hey
01:53:05:22	01:53:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	kind of moves into the way as I’m going and I accidentally just body check a nine-year-old.
01:53:12:22	01:53:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	we are not Minuta anymore we have graduated into emo
01:53:18:05	01:53:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, these are concert rules. She shouldn’t have been in the mosh pit area. She shouldn’T have been there.
01:53:21:08	01:53:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah she shouldn’t
01:53:22:03	01:53:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53:24:17	01:53:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	Clearly…
01:53:24:29	01:53:25:14	Brin [Basil]	Underage!
01:53:26:04	01:53:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	This is on the mom!
01:53:29:29	01:53:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Irresponsible parent.
01:53:30:27	01:53:40:13	Chris [GM]	i love it so as a failure nothing really happens against you but they will succeed on their heckle
01:53:32:07	01:53:33:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so as a failure
01:53:40:10	01:53:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	automatically, right?
01:53:40:13	01:53:47:08	Chris [GM]	which means yep which means that uh now you guys did you didn’t fail your gauge the audience right
01:53:45:02	01:53:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	No, no!
01:53:47:08	01:53:55:24	Chris [GM]	no okay cool so players intimidation modifier plus four so it’s a six plus one d4 for me Heck yeah, that’s a 10.
01:53:54:15	01:53:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	damn
01:53:57:15	01:54:00:26	Chris [GM]	Awesome. So that will go towards…
01:53:58:11	01:53:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	That was bad.
01:54:00:27	01:54:03:02	Brin [Basil]	I feel you. Did you see my rules?
01:54:05:15	01:54:07:00	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a family thing I guess.
01:54:07:09	01:54:10:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, there you go. It’s in the DNA today.
01:54:11:22	01:54:14:08	Chris [GM]	subtract from your put on the show is what that means.
01:54:16:26	01:54:27:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so MC Freedom leads his posse in a chant where they’re basically just taunting you guys and it’s starting to affect. The crowd is starting to turn
01:54:27:05	01:54:29:04	Chris [GM]	towards them and they’re starting to chant along
01:54:30:05	01:54:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	And I imagine me body checking a nine year old didn’t help.
01:54:33:01	01:54:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	And he’s like six inches tall when this is happening.
01:54:38:06	01:54:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	I think that just helped him, yeah. Yeah there was a lot of furries in the audience.
01:54:38:23	01:54:40:07	Chris [GM]	They think they’re really cute!
01:54:41:27	01:54:42:12	Brin [Basil]	Hey.
01:54:43:13	01:54:53:29	Chris [GM]	Ooh, it’s getting closer. It’s getting closer. You guys are at a four but Rock Flag and Ego is at a negative seven. I almost feel
01:54:45:29	01:54:48:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, what’s our score? When does this…
01:54:50:03	01:54:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	Uh oh.
01:54:53:29	01:54:56:21	Chris [GM]	like I should wait till the end to reveal this little more exciting right?
01:54:55:14	01:54:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, that’s like uh you know we’re still… It’s at 11 point spread.
01:54:56:05	01:54:56:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
01:55:00:07	01:55:04:16	Chris [GM]	Your Spectral Rock Persona is pretty healthy though so you guys are doing well there. Theirs
01:55:05:07	01:55:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	Well the fact that it’s a double dragon pretty sure where did he kick this person’s ass.
01:55:10:29	01:55:16:29	Chris [GM]	So go ahead and describe the Spectral Rock Personas action Steve by choosing whatever ability you would
01:55:16:02	01:55:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	okay so um uh i glance up and see the spectral rock persona just kind of doing
01:55:27:04	01:55:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	the intricate weaving of a dragon two-headed dragon blowing fire and
01:55:33:10	01:55:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	um i i center myself i feel my feel like my my chi just kind of drawing in a little bit more
01:55:43:08	01:55:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	and then uh i do a michael for jackson pose and go ah and i start to moonwalk
01:55:43:10	01:55:44:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s praying.
01:55:52:22	01:55:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	and the dragon emulates my movements and moon walks in the air blowing the fire out as it as it goes.
01:55:55:06	01:56:07:03	Brin [Basil]	How good is it?
01:55:59:18	01:56:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	oh man
01:56:05:08	01:56:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep.
01:56:08:06	01:56:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	No one here likes the moonwalk!
01:56:12:04	01:56:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	We do have it.
01:56:12:19	01:56:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s do a re-roll I feel like in that one is bad enough
01:56:14:10	01:56:16:13	Brin [Basil]	We still have six.
01:56:16:28	01:56:17:13	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
01:56:18:25	01:56:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, am I supposed to pick a modifier to go with that?
01:56:21:27	01:56:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, any ability.
01:56:22:03	01:56:25:01	Chris [GM]	any ability yep well i mean it has to go along
01:56:23:13	01:56:24:10	Steve [Nortle]	Any ability
01:56:27:02	01:56:31:18	Steve [Nortle]	So I’ll put my athletics on it so that puts me up to a 19
01:56:29:07	01:56:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	That worked.
01:56:30:13	01:56:41:12	Brin [Basil]	There it is.
01:56:32:28	01:56:34:11	Chris [GM]	that gets you a 1d8
01:56:37:20	01:56:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	7 That felt like a good use
01:56:40:04	01:56:42:02	Chris [GM]	That’s very well done
01:56:43:15	01:56:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	that was good. That was good positive performance
01:56:43:27	01:56:54:09	Chris [GM]	Man, you guys have annihilated these guys They get to do their final spectral attack they are Rock Flag and Ego is
01:56:53:13	01:56:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	and their flying V.
01:56:55:05	01:56:56:22	Chris [GM]	they’ve been practicing
01:56:58:25	01:56:59:28	Chris [GM]	their flying
01:57:00:00	01:57:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:57:01:11	01:57:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	of a flying 3 but yeah
01:57:02:17	01:57:03:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:57:03:17	01:57:07:21	Chris [GM]	3v that’s been miniaturized so it’s a small v
01:57:03:24	01:57:04:27	Brin [Basil]	and
01:57:06:00	01:57:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
01:57:08:10	01:57:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:57:08:22	01:57:20:09	Chris [GM]	And their spectral rock persona is leading the way. The others are in a V-shape behind it, and they’re kind of doing these sort of like top gun acrobatics
01:57:09:13	01:57:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	Lowercase
01:57:09:27	01:57:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	lowercase v oh man
01:57:12:11	01:57:16:29	Brin [Basil]	all right
01:57:20:09	01:57:28:19	Chris [GM]	and they’ll use their performance to do this. They’re practicing really hard. Fantastic. 24. So they get…
01:57:28:03	01:57:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	they’ve been practicing that lower case v
01:57:33:05	01:57:34:11	Chris [GM]	Okay. Awesome.
01:57:35:15	01:57:35:22	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:57:35:24	01:57:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	Good.
01:57:37:09	01:57:42:28	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. All right. Okay, so now you guys get to do the final blow.
01:57:43:29	01:57:55:21	Chris [GM]	Which whatever the health that your spectral persona rock persona hair bubbles whatever the health of your spectral rock persona is at
01:57:55:21	01:58:00:22	Chris [GM]	that will determine what die you get a roll for a final blow if you guys’ health is at 11.
01:58:01:10	01:58:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
01:58:02:01	01:58:06:05	Chris [GM]	Rock flagging eagles is at 1. So zero more damage.
01:58:04:08	01:58:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	alright
01:58:07:17	01:58:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay so it’s a 1d6 for us then
01:58:10:01	01:58:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	Who wants to roll it?
01:58:12:05	01:58:14:07	Dave [Xeros]	unless Basil wants to roll it
01:58:14:01	01:58:15:22	Brin [Basil]	No, no I’m good.
01:58:15:25	01:58:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	but you’re in the spectral form like
01:58:19:06	01:58:23:11	Brin [Basil]	I mean all right 1d6 you said?
01:58:20:07	01:58:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	Nope, Basil’s doing it. Let’s do this.
01:58:21:05	01:58:21:28	Chris [GM]	Do it, Basil.
01:58:23:12	01:58:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, 1d6.
01:58:26:06	01:58:35:02	Brin [Basil]	Three just shut up.
01:58:27:01	01:58:27:15	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:58:27:04	01:58:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! We’re towing a line? That’s like a D.
01:58:32:16	01:58:34:00	Chris [GM]	The crowd…
01:58:35:19	01:58:47:13	Chris [GM]	As much as you thought that they were paying attention to Rock Flag and Eagle, truly, they know who the actual rock-and-roll stars of this round are and they turn towards…
01:58:36:03	01:58:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Just shut up.
01:58:50:15	01:58:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	The Empire.
01:58:51:02	01:58:52:08	Chris [GM]	Thank you, Empire.
01:58:52:10	01:59:10:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m still sprinkling sparks tail feathers
01:58:52:15	01:58:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:58:54:19	01:58:59:01	Chris [GM]	Screaming, chanting, Empire! Empire! Empire! Empire!
01:58:57:29	01:59:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	Empire. I’m just getting him going
01:59:02:02	01:59:13:29	Chris [GM]	And Empire has blown Rock Flag and Eagles off the stage. They ended up with a negative 10 score where you guys got
01:59:09:26	01:59:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, allright. Thank you.
01:59:10:28	01:59:16:19	Brin [Basil]	off nice
01:59:13:29	01:59:15:19	Chris [GM]	a final performance score of four.
01:59:15:27	01:59:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. All right. Yay. We blew away the lowercase V. I’m gonna put my hands together and bow
01:59:24:26	01:59:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	to Rock, Black & Eagle
01:59:27:01	01:59:36:14	Chris [GM]	Freedom bows back in respect and kind of does that kiss bee thing piece
01:59:27:15	01:59:27:29	Dave [Xeros]	namaste
01:59:33:07	01:59:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	and I freak out
01:59:35:27	01:59:42:01	Dave [Xeros]	yep I like see that coming and I just have everyone shut down the lights so they don’t see me like freak out
01:59:39:28	01:59:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	your pants?
01:59:43:16	01:59:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	nah I didn’t piss my pants but I did like the little girly oh my god
01:59:48:08	01:59:51:01	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom thanks to the crowd uh
01:59:48:12	01:59:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	that’s what
01:59:52:23	02:00:01:22	Chris [GM]	thanks Wolfgang I would like to thank Wolfgang for allowing us to perform here, it was wonderful to be invited check out our new album coming out next year
02:00:02:23	02:00:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	So they know when
02:00:05:27	02:00:14:26	Chris [GM]	they conceded humbly gracefully this was all about not saving face, but
02:00:06:02	02:00:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	performer does
02:00:15:27	02:00:16:25	Chris [GM]	being good sports.
02:00:17:27	02:00:20:29	Chris [GM]	You guys head to the green room where you can now discuss
02:00:23:02	02:00:33:09	Chris [GM]	what your roles will be for the next band you’re going to take on and I’ll have Nortle, why don’t you roll a 1v8? Let’s see who you’re taking on. Metal Licka!
02:00:36:03	02:00:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	helped that bastard
02:00:37:02	02:00:37:21	Brin [Basil]	Yikes.
02:00:37:26	02:00:38:08	Chris [GM]	Well,
02:00:38:00	02:00:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	is he still in frog ball all right
02:00:39:21	02:00:40:22	Chris [GM]	he totally is.
02:00:41:20	02:00:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	Totally!
02:00:45:07	02:00:50:27	Chris [GM]	so he’s in that form that you shared where he’s like frog human form and he’s got the long blonde hair
02:00:49:07	02:00:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah all right
02:00:51:17	02:00:53:25	Steve [Nortle]	His singing voice is still like…
02:00:52:20	02:00:58:17	Chris [GM]	it’s a little croaky but hey for Metallica that might be kind of cool
02:01:01:26	02:01:12:28	Chris [GM]	awesome alright so you guys are in the green room why don’t you discuss now what you’ll do I still have two
02:01:03:00	02:01:03:23	Dave [Xeros]	ponder
02:01:15:13	02:01:16:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Disadvantages
02:01:15:19	02:01:17:09	Chris [GM]	disadvantage rolls yep
02:01:19:20	02:01:21:19	Chris [GM]	how many advantage rolls do you guys have left?
02:01:23:05	02:01:23:11	Chris [GM]	nice
02:01:28:29	02:01:38:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we want to keep our rolls should we mix it up i think we should make this up
02:01:35:19	02:01:36:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, mix it up. Have fun.
02:01:38:14	02:01:40:22	Chris [GM]	You guys did so well on like she’s sweet.
02:01:48:22	02:01:55:15	Brin [Basil]	No, I think the modifiers that you have we shouldn’t even try You know what i’m saying?
02:01:55:19	02:01:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	if i roll
02:01:58:09	02:01:59:28	Brin [Basil]	Yeah thats just ridiculous
02:02:01:16	02:02:03:12	Brin [Basil]	I can’t even come close to that
02:02:05:00	02:02:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would appreciate though like a little shout out to hideous though while you’re performing. Put that performance to good use.
02:02:05:17	02:02:13:07	Dave [Xeros]	oh 100 yeah yeah well
02:02:13:07	02:02:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	it’s that thing is we are the empire so absolutely i may
02:02:19:05	02:02:23:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of want security. Have a pretty good insight
02:02:25:13	02:02:34:06	Brin [Basil]	ill stick with backup from all of those other things
02:02:27:09	02:02:27:24	Chris [GM]	Solid.
02:02:34:23	02:02:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	magically set your hair on fire this time not like like magically so i mean not not michael jackson hair burning
02:02:34:27	02:02:39:22	Brin [Basil]	You know, I’m okay with that.
02:02:40:25	02:02:47:19	Brin [Basil]	It’ll be like Hunger Games? I like it.
02:02:44:29	02:02:49:25	Dave [Xeros]	where you twirl and like phoenix style
02:02:50:13	02:02:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’d be cool.
02:02:53:20	02:02:58:08	Chris [GM]	roll to see who Kilosaurus moved on you guys moved on
02:02:59:20	02:03:03:02	Chris [GM]	Kilosauris is up against Roses and Guns right now
02:03:05:24	02:03:08:08	Chris [GM]	so what you should probably wait for the others
02:03:08:04	02:03:11:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we have time to do anything in between our sets?
02:03:10:23	02:03:13:28	Chris [GM]	yeah, that you’re in the green room right now so you guys can totally do some stuff
02:03:14:10	02:03:16:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did we like
02:03:19:24	02:03:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could we go sabotage
02:03:24:21	02:03:26:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Roses and Guns or
02:03:30:00	02:03:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potentially still one of the scrolls that they may have if I do that
02:03:36:25	02:03:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well for Sabotage or just in between sets
02:03:40:04	02:03:42:00	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. Okay.
02:03:40:27	02:03:41:19	Chris [GM]	it’s clever
02:03:41:04	02:03:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I sneak up because I’m still kind of circling the room
02:03:44:21	02:03:47:14	Chris [GM]	yeah sure I like That Idea
02:03:45:19	02:03:55:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	see where they’re at okay, I’m going to go on a special ops which is by myself but I’m going to go try and see if I can snatch one of their scrolls
02:03:50:28	02:03:51:21	Chris [GM]	okay rad
02:03:54:14	02:04:05:19	Chris [GM]	awesome so you see on stage Kilosaurus totally rocking it looking pretty good up on stage and Guns N’ Roses is on the opposite hey Roses and Gunses
02:04:05:19	02:04:06:21	Chris [GM]	is on The Opposite Side
02:04:07:26	02:04:15:12	Chris [GM]	trying their best to keep up. Struggling a little bit his voice is starting to waver
02:04:10:00	02:04:11:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ooh okay they’re struggling
02:04:15:14	02:04:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
02:04:19:27	02:04:20:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
02:04:21:06	02:04:30:20	Chris [GM]	so you’re looking it sounds like you look at something specific I’ll have your role in insight if that’s what you want to do but tell me how you want this
02:04:28:02	02:04:29:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I think
02:04:30:18	02:04:41:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah I’ll try and like survey the state and figure out if they are in possession or if they’ve left with my allies
02:04:42:10	02:04:54:00	Chris [GM]	kind of doing spec ops while you guys are in the green room While you guys were in the Green Room Falclaw decided to go and do a little reconnaissance on Roses and Guns to see if they had a
02:04:56:09	02:05:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and if i can snatch it snatch it with my claws oh but i get to add that would be a 14.
02:05:07:22	02:05:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um 14 doesn’t succeed um just trying to figure out like where the scroll is located
02:05:19:01	02:05:26:05	Chris [GM]	you this with the 14 uh i gotta stop i’ve noticed that the good dms don’t say oh well with that
02:05:26:05	02:05:31:27	Chris [GM]	number they just kind of describe the action really cool thing they did work on that
02:05:31:27	02:05:43:21	Chris [GM]	you see uh the band up on stage you know they’ve got the normal equipment but You can see kind of backstage that the person kind of guarding
02:05:43:21	02:05:45:08	Chris [GM]	the door is dead sleep.
02:05:50:02	02:05:54:06	Steve [Nortle]	all those explosions all that cheering narcolepsy’s a beast
02:05:54:21	02:05:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:05:54:21	02:05:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:05:55:16	02:05:58:28	Chris [GM]	You’ve done that many shows you’re hearing a shot so it’s like
02:05:59:22	02:06:02:22	Brin [Basil]	They just hired someone that was deaf.
02:06:00:02	02:06:00:23	Steve [Nortle]	fair
02:06:02:16	02:06:06:15	Chris [GM]	the thumping and the bummy and the buzzing of bass is kind of soothing.
02:06:10:02	02:06:11:15	Brin [Basil]	Especially if you’re deaf.
02:06:11:17	02:06:12:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kind of
02:06:11:22	02:06:22:22	Chris [GM]	On my mission one of our apartments was next to a discoteca, and every night it was kind of soothing by the end. It was just like this rhythmic… Yeah, exactly.
02:06:16:22	02:06:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	back in the womb
02:06:21:06	02:06:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	a mother’s hot beat
02:06:24:29	02:06:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:25:12	02:06:26:29	Brin [Basil]	What the fuck?
02:06:27:06	02:06:28:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:28:08	02:06:35:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think it was the way he said this is like a rapper
02:06:29:19	02:06:32:11	Chris [GM]	That’s another good band name. Back in the womb!
02:06:29:23	02:06:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t agree
02:06:36:16	02:06:39:24	Brin [Basil]	My heartbeat didn’t soothe my kids, I’ll tell you that much.
02:06:38:21	02:06:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:39:20	02:06:43:00	Steve [Nortle]	That’s because of how stressed you got every time you thought about what you’d have to do.
02:06:42:03	02:06:46:02	Brin [Basil]	It was the skin on the outside…close to the heart.
02:06:47:26	02:06:58:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um okay then i’m gonna like swoop in closer because this guy you’re saying this is like the security guy who’s like kind of guarding the door or something to that green room okay yeah then i’ll
02:06:55:03	02:06:57:08	Chris [GM]	Just, yeah to their green room basically.
02:06:58:20	02:07:08:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	swoop and try and sneak past him or try and stealth pass this guy come on well thankfully
02:07:01:00	02:07:02:06	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Give me his telephone.
02:07:04:08	02:07:06:05	Chris [GM]	And you have been blessed
02:07:07:17	02:07:08:21	Chris [GM]	Like how long does
02:07:09:22	02:07:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well no i guess i gave less too
02:07:13:09	02:07:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	i got blessed you have bardic and you haven’t used it yet yeah
02:07:13:17	02:07:15:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but you’ve got Bardic.
02:07:16:27	02:07:17:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i have bardic
02:07:21:17	02:07:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um 19
02:07:24:02	02:07:33:25	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. Okay, so are you trying to go into their green room basically? All right, yeah. The dude is definitely knocked out this thing
02:07:28:29	02:07:29:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
02:07:30:22	02:07:40:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Come with me.
02:07:33:25	02:07:37:19	Chris [GM]	so you have no trouble getting in and…
02:07:41:13	02:07:52:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so you’re inside the green room now. There’s no one else in there. The band’s up on stage physically performing. You can see a few of some of the band items
02:07:52:05	02:08:03:14	Chris [GM]	and, you know, just the standard like a wardrobe thing of makeup on a counter. It’s Roses and Guns is… They’re kind of in that era
02:07:59:29	02:08:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah really okay okay
02:08:03:07	02:08:05:04	Steve [Nortle]	They’re glam. They’re total glam.
02:08:06:12	02:08:11:17	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t be surprised if Axel Rose had, you know, eyeliner on and stuff.
02:08:12:13	02:08:14:26	Steve [Nortle]	They’ve got some wrinkles they have to conceal.
02:08:15:13	02:08:17:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah there we go. Look at Leatherface.
02:08:15:27	02:08:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh my god
02:08:18:15	02:08:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	When they wake up in the morning they look like a
02:08:22:14	02:08:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	trash from a fast food restaurant with grease and wrinkles everywhere.
02:08:26:26	02:08:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	I think roses in Kansas are gonna come after us for saying these things You shit me.
02:08:31:11	02:08:31:26	Chris [GM]	Hey!
02:08:34:00	02:08:35:19	Brin [Basil]	It’s not- it’s not the same band.
02:08:36:06	02:08:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	True, yep. We’re not going to get sued.
02:08:39:12	02:08:39:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
02:08:39:12	02:08:51:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, well can I do can I just make like another insight check
02:08:40:22	02:08:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	but if we do our sponsors will help cover those costs
02:08:43:19	02:08:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right. It’s the shinning!
02:08:50:13	02:08:51:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah give me an inside check
02:08:51:01	02:08:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to just figure out what’s going on in this room where I could locate them
02:08:58:08	02:09:08:28	Chris [GM]	Tell you what, you remember back that it was an Arcana check that you did that sort of activated the scroll that you had. I’m assuming you still have that scroll with you
02:08:58:11	02:08:59:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a
02:09:08:28	02:09:12:01	Chris [GM]	that might have an arrow pointing in a certain direction.
02:09:15:04	02:09:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	Call it a
02:09:15:14	02:09:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	does it
02:09:18:17	02:09:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	liahoma?
02:09:19:03	02:09:20:12	Chris [GM]	Remember? No such thing.
02:09:19:08	02:09:24:26	Brin [Basil]	I mean, that’s bad.
02:09:20:26	02:09:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a 7
02:09:21:27	02:09:22:27	Chris [GM]	A seven, huh?
02:09:26:19	02:09:28:13	Brin [Basil]	That’s a…
02:09:28:02	02:09:35:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh wait I do have one more advantage I have tides of chaos so I get one more advantage
02:09:32:22	02:09:33:23	Dave [Xeros]	Tides of chaos!
02:09:36:25	02:09:40:14	Dave [Xeros]	Please let your wild magic happen in here. Please.
02:09:41:00	02:09:41:18	Chris [GM]	Yes.
02:09:41:02	02:09:43:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no we won find the scroll.
02:09:42:13	02:09:52:24	Steve [Nortle]	and shrink at the same time or maybe a microwave
02:09:44:25	02:09:53:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dang it! It’s an 11.
02:09:48:11	02:09:58:25	Dave [Xeros]	You need to put that dice in jail. Here, I want to see what it looks like if you rolled with this die Just really quick
02:09:58:21	02:10:01:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The odds are…
02:10:02:13	02:10:03:01	Chris [GM]	Terrible.
02:10:02:15	02:10:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	Dude
02:10:02:20	02:10:10:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, no, plus my modifier is a 19 or 18.
02:10:08:28	02:10:11:01	Dave [Xeros]	Is your dice tower?
02:10:12:07	02:10:13:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know who made this.
02:10:12:17	02:10:14:17	Brin [Basil]	It’s not the dice tower.
02:10:14:22	02:10:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:10:16:17	02:10:24:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got an 11th. Damn it!
02:10:18:04	02:10:29:07	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, you hear the set ending, and you know that within the next few seconds Roses and Guns is going to
02:10:29:07	02:10:31:03	Chris [GM]	come through that door. What do
02:10:30:12	02:10:40:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, well, I’m going to get out of there but I am going to take his makeup kit with me. Like, just like they’re prepping everything. Yeah, I’m taking it so they can’t prepare for the next set.
02:10:34:07	02:10:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:10:34:17	02:10:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:10:34:17	02:10:36:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:10:38:10	02:10:38:22	Chris [GM]	yeah, yeah.
02:10:40:19	02:10:41:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:10:40:19	02:10:41:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:10:40:19	02:10:41:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:10:41:02	02:10:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	Bring a groupie
02:10:43:08	02:10:45:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m flying out of there. Yep.
02:10:45:23	02:10:57:11	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Axel Rose enters in, and he walks up to the counter and looks in the mirror with a sigh he looks down and sees what it makes him missing
02:10:46:26	02:10:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Taking something.
02:10:58:13	02:11:03:19	Chris [GM]	and it breaks him And he says, who the Took my hard-boiled eggs!
02:11:03:06	02:11:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:11:03:11	02:11:05:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thanks! That was a good one.
02:11:03:19	02:11:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	I knew that was coming
02:11:04:14	02:11:05:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:11:04:24	02:11:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:11:05:04	02:11:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:11:10:10	02:11:19:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, the blue mountain group The green room
02:11:12:27	02:11:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is the blue man group here too.
02:11:15:29	02:11:17:18	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:11:16:10	02:11:17:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:11:20:05	02:11:20:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
02:11:20:19	02:11:32:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is i burst into
02:11:23:02	02:11:23:16	Chris [GM]	Okay
02:11:24:21	02:11:30:21	Chris [GM]	We are back in the Green Room with you guys It was a wonderful try I wish that would have worked
02:11:28:28	02:11:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys Where did Falclaw go
02:11:32:21	02:11:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the door and i’m like hey guys we need to get ready for the next set
02:11:35:06	02:11:35:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:11:35:06	02:11:35:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:11:36:07	02:11:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah
02:11:37:01	02:11:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’ll start distributing like you get like you got like the eyeshadow
02:11:38:21	02:11:41:19	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to need more concealer More
02:11:39:04	02:11:40:03	Brin [Basil]	Wow!
02:11:42:01	02:11:53:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what do you want mascara like your kind of a mascara oh yeah some like uh what’s it called blush
02:11:44:03	02:11:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	i’m all black so unless it’s like white like do you have like a yeah do you have like a, what is it? What is that whiteout thing? Whiteout pin
02:11:47:03	02:11:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	You have some lightener
02:11:50:07	02:11:51:22	Brin [Basil]	Some blush?
02:11:53:01	02:12:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean,
02:11:55:28	02:11:57:02	Brin [Basil]	A Tide pen?
02:11:58:06	02:11:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	got white out
02:11:58:19	02:11:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:11:59:00	02:12:08:21	Chris [GM]	suddenly through the door slips LaDonna and she says oh good you’re all here I found something out during my reconnaissance
02:12:10:04	02:12:12:04	Chris [GM]	Metallica has hired security
02:12:14:19	02:12:14:26	Chris [GM]	the door
02:12:16:05	02:12:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	So if we’re going to try to sabotage or heckle
02:12:18:07	02:12:19:20	Brin [Basil]	She’s grown on me
02:12:20:23	02:12:24:19	Chris [GM]	She’s a woman of her work She wants out of this situation
02:12:27:00	02:12:40:23	Brin [Basil]	for us. Trust
02:12:27:26	02:12:38:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give her some of the makeup later that might help
02:12:30:21	02:12:31:16	Chris [GM]	So good
02:12:31:05	02:12:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Why don’t you smile
02:12:35:25	02:12:36:08	Dave [Xeros]	Well!
02:12:40:23	02:12:45:04	Brin [Basil]	me, it doesn’t help. It can barely
02:12:41:23	02:12:42:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	missing two
02:12:45:25	02:12:57:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so we have to
02:12:47:09	02:12:48:19	Chris [GM]	except one fang that’s
02:12:52:26	02:12:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	a dentist in Magus that could take care of that.
02:12:57:02	02:13:02:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they have security so we have like we want to do security this time for sure
02:13:01:21	02:13:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, we don’t We don’t want
02:13:02:04	02:13:07:13	Chris [GM]	they have security if you do Heckler or Savoteur you’ll have contested roles
02:13:09:21	02:13:20:07	Steve [Nortle]	good that’s good info for us but um i mean so what that means is that we’ve got two
02:13:15:03	02:13:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	do like a contestable
02:13:23:27	02:13:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	backup and special effects we wouldn’t have to deal with theirs here at all and it’s a waste of
02:13:29:22	02:13:35:28	Steve [Nortle]	right and and if they do have uh for the other two options if they’re either heckler or saboteur
02:13:35:28	02:13:46:22	Steve [Nortle]	then we would have protection against them so if we did well i mean we we should just because the other two are guaranteed as
02:13:39:23	02:13:41:06	Chris [GM]	if you did security
02:13:46:22	02:13:51:17	Steve [Nortle]	rolls. I don’t know if you wanted to put Nortle back on security detail.
02:13:54:14	02:14:05:13	Steve [Nortle]	You want to do security? Okay, he’s rolling that one, you shrink and it just like
02:13:57:04	02:14:08:22	Brin [Basil]	my inside perception are… You turn into
02:13:58:21	02:14:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	try and body check those nine -year -olds
02:14:05:28	02:14:07:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	same size
02:14:06:11	02:14:06:27	Steve [Nortle]	against
02:14:06:15	02:14:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	your performance in acrobatics on special
02:14:09:21	02:14:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	my acrobatics are phenomenal
02:14:13:11	02:14:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	effects you can do any appropriate ability role as well so do you have any like appropriate
02:14:17:29	02:14:21:01	Steve [Nortle]	I can do backup if you want
02:14:22:24	02:14:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	ability roll? Like I mean what’s your highest ability roll for your skill checks.
02:14:26:10	02:14:29:16	Brin [Basil]	acrobatics and athletics.
02:14:31:13	02:14:37:00	Chris [GM]	back before. If you remember how TBD knew Basil, you were a backup dancer
02:14:37:05	02:14:39:00	Brin [Basil]	I’m very good at dancing.
02:14:40:20	02:14:44:04	Steve [Nortle]	basically not I mean, I can do a flurry of blows.
02:14:46:28	02:14:55:18	Steve [Nortle]	I want to be my drums. I want to do the drum and so as backup performer would be like I could do a drum solo with my flurry of blows
02:14:56:09	02:14:56:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:14:57:24	02:14:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	on this
02:14:57:29	02:15:07:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s true
02:15:00:09	02:15:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	mean if the drum beats heavy enough and it’s shaking everything. It could be special effects, like special effects. Yeah, well, special effects don’t necessarily have to be visual.
02:15:07:01	02:15:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	mic me right yeah
02:15:12:00	02:15:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	They can be auditory.
02:15:12:14	02:15:16:07	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll be special effects I’ll be special effects if you wanna be back up again
02:15:13:16	02:15:18:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I just don’t really have any other option.
02:15:21:11	02:15:26:28	Brin [Basil]	Unless… I mean, I could be special effects, right? Because I can choose. Is that what that says?
02:15:27:09	02:15:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you can choose any ability. It just says appropriate ability, but I mean,
02:15:28:22	02:15:30:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, so if you want to…
02:15:31:08	02:15:32:19	Chris [GM]	You can make anything work
02:15:32:19	02:15:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	animal handling here we go
02:15:34:02	02:15:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	You just have to have a really good story bond.
02:15:36:04	02:15:37:23	Chris [GM]	That’s exactly what I’m looking for
02:15:36:13	02:15:38:22	Brin [Basil]	That’s all right. I can come up with that.
02:15:39:02	02:15:40:20	Steve [Nortle]	okay alright
02:15:39:26	02:15:40:16	Brin [Basil]	Go for it.
02:15:40:20	02:15:59:24	Steve [Nortle]	i’ll be back up then i’m feeling
02:15:41:04	02:15:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	heck yeah
02:15:43:09	02:15:52:00	Dave [Xeros]	What is from Scott Pilgrim in the World? like the very first guy where he has his hot hipster chicks that are, like, the demon-hopped hipster chick. Okay.
02:15:49:13	02:15:49:28	Chris [GM]	Yes
02:15:51:27	02:15:53:06	Chris [GM]	His like succubi
02:15:53:07	02:15:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:15:54:08	02:15:58:17	Chris [GM]	rad okay heck yeah
02:15:56:22	02:15:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is this Hot for Teacher? Okay.
02:15:58:22	02:16:01:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is this is nortle that’s who it is
02:15:59:24	02:16:05:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i’m i’m i’m really flattered right now i’m assuming this song is about me
02:16:04:07	02:16:08:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well oh I meant it as your drum solo
02:16:05:07	02:16:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	Have you had any student actually serenade you with Hot for teacher?
02:16:10:09	02:16:11:09	Steve [Nortle]	no fortunately
02:16:11:16	02:16:12:28	Chris [GM]	are you asking me
02:16:13:08	02:16:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just remembering the movie Varsity Blues where the entire group goes to a strip club for one of the guys’ birthday parties.
02:16:13:28	02:16:47:22	Brin [Basil]	remember that it’s
02:16:22:11	02:16:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	They’re all drunk and their teacher comes out as a stripper
02:16:26:23	02:16:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	and she is dancing too hot for t-shirt so if you want to know what i was watching when i was 17
02:16:36:13	02:16:37:19	Chris [GM]	this song
02:16:37:19	02:16:46:26	Steve [Nortle]	developmentally appropriate entertainment you don’t want to get fired
02:16:40:17	02:16:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	was working at the theater things i had to watch it no no
02:16:46:13	02:16:54:19	Chris [GM]	have you guys all selected your roles excellent so the red light comes on and you know you’re about to go on stage
02:16:56:25	02:17:02:20	Chris [GM]	once again the lights are dim a crowd in anticipation is chanting chanting
02:17:03:22	02:17:10:26	Chris [GM]	Empire Empire Empire Empire The other half of the older crowd
02:17:11:14	02:17:19:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, grow up. Grow up.
02:17:11:28	02:17:12:17	Chris [GM]	Metalika
02:17:13:28	02:17:15:09	Chris [GM]	They got their tongues out
02:17:16:01	02:17:18:25	Steve [Nortle]	but like all of their hair is streaked with gray and
02:17:16:12	02:17:17:02	Brin [Basil]	Smoker.
02:17:19:26	02:17:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	and like their t-shirts are so incredibly faded that You can barely even read it.
02:17:21:23	02:17:28:03	Chris [GM]	Bunch of holes in them Got this one back on tour when they talked 40 years ago.
02:17:29:17	02:17:32:25	Steve [Nortle]	I love their Slightly Dark Grey album! Yeah,
02:17:32:01	02:17:35:18	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately, that’s going to be us going to see our expanded
02:17:35:17	02:17:42:02	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, it is, but fortunately the lead singer is way grayer than we are so we’re fine
02:17:43:25	02:17:44:17	Chris [GM]	So
02:17:46:08	02:17:55:26	Chris [GM]	Spotlight pops down and you guys get a go first again So Eros, give me a gauge of the audience
02:17:53:27	02:18:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	gauging i’m gaugging the audience Again, taking my teak microphone and I’m just going to stand in.
02:18:04:13	02:18:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	And there’s a spotlight that’s coming down. I’m going to step into that and say are you ready to join the empire?
02:18:12:06	02:18:13:16	Chris [GM]	Nice
02:18:12:26	02:18:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	And then pop all of that same giant flame just pop up. But this time I’m adding a little bit of flair to it.
02:18:23:18	02:18:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	And as that flame pops up, it’s going to drop back and actually circle the entire exterior of the tentafolding.
02:18:31:28	02:18:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Just bathing everything in a purple and pink fuchsia light.
02:18:36:28	02:18:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	And then anyone that was not cheering for the Empire does not have a flame suck up around them.
02:18:38:21	02:18:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	YouTube video
02:18:47:26	02:18:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	But all of our fans actually have this flame that flames up around him, like magical. So we can see which ones are on their side.
02:18:56:29	02:18:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the spirit of gog like a fire is burning
02:18:59:16	02:18:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:19:01:08	02:19:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	That’s going to be the song I was going to sing.
02:19:03:21	02:19:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the song that’s what we’re performing now like a fire yeah that’s It’s a full title.
02:19:06:00	02:19:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	Spirit of Gog? Like A Fire Is Burning. Okay! Let’s do this.
02:19:13:16	02:19:14:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that’s a nat 20.
02:19:15:26	02:19:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	This spirit of Gog is strong, my friend.
02:19:18:18	02:19:21:15	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna make you re-roll that
02:19:28:08	02:19:30:09	Chris [GM]	if you have a spell soft floor
02:19:29:18	02:19:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I do.
02:19:30:26	02:19:33:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s-it’s the DMs’ favorite spell.
02:19:33:20	02:19:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, I know you love it.
02:19:36:22	02:19:41:01	Chris [GM]	there’s normal limited use of it makes perfect sense
02:19:40:26	02:19:42:16	Brin [Basil]	You mean like The Wall Of Force? Yep.
02:19:42:04	02:19:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	We haven’t done a lot of combat so it’s not like I’ve been able to use a lot of Silvery Barbz. I got a spell slot for it.
02:19:44:20	02:19:47:01	Chris [GM]	No, you haven’t been expending spell slots.
02:19:50:22	02:19:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	So
02:19:52:18	02:19:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	okay. I magically distract the triggering creature, so you.
02:19:56:23	02:20:00:11	Chris [GM]	So I don’t get to put the disadvantage on you is what you say.
02:19:59:11	02:20:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t get to put them at disadvantage, but not only that, I draw that away and I get to give advantage to someone else who is in their… Yeah?
02:20:04:28	02:20:07:25	Chris [GM]	Oh cool. Is that really what it says?
02:20:08:10	02:20:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	Who is like in their most off ability?
02:20:10:08	02:20:12:03	Chris [GM]	That spell was so broken.
02:20:12:29	02:20:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Like are you…
02:20:14:15	02:20:16:11	Steve [Nortle]	be cooking with plus five
02:20:16:13	02:20:17:12	Chris [GM]	That’s pretty good.
02:20:17:10	02:20:28:23	Brin [Basil]	Same plus five. yeah close your eyes oh he’s
02:20:17:20	02:20:21:14	Dave [Xeros]	Plus five? Plus five. All right, so it’s kind of dealer’s choice at this point.
02:20:17:27	02:20:19:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus five yeah
02:20:23:03	02:20:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll kick it over to Basil just because you’re my backup performer.
02:20:28:23	02:20:38:21	Brin [Basil]	your backup performer we switch a rude I’m running around helping you’re special effects
02:20:29:08	02:20:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m your backup this time
02:20:29:23	02:20:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	oh
02:20:32:11	02:20:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the battle went okay it was afterwards when i was on my own
02:20:34:19	02:20:35:11	Chris [GM]	That’s true.
02:20:35:10	02:20:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s going
02:20:38:22	02:20:39:29	Chris [GM]	Statistically, you should be good.
02:20:41:02	02:20:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	statistically I’d love to add all those up so yeah
02:20:44:12	02:20:53:25	Chris [GM]	Now does Silvery Barbs give that back to me Or is that a wasted thing for me? Okay. I didn’t know if Silver Rebarbs was just like a time reversal kind of thing.
02:20:49:01	02:20:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s burned
02:20:52:29	02:21:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah basically I’m able to distract you from being able to use and so I take whatever that uncertainty is and I encourage someone else with it so everyone seeing that you screwed
02:21:04:23	02:21:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	up and so everyone was like cool we’re gonna go tag it So as I do that, you’ve got your purple and pink flamed.
02:21:08:15	02:21:08:29	Chris [GM]	Congratulations.
02:21:15:04	02:21:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	maracas.
02:21:15:15	02:21:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, around your maracas. The audience is sufficiently gauged.
02:21:17:20	02:21:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
02:21:19:27	02:21:21:22	Chris [GM]	What’d you roll for your D4?
02:21:21:28	02:21:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, my D4 for nat 20. It’s still a D4 four.
02:21:25:28	02:21:27:29	Chris [GM]	Yep, it’s just a pass or fail on that one.
02:21:30:09	02:21:31:24	Chris [GM]	Ooh, nice! Very well done.
02:21:33:02	02:21:33:11	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:21:35:17	02:21:39:01	Chris [GM]	Metallica gauges the audience and sees quite a few
02:21:40:02	02:21:46:15	Chris [GM]	fans out there pretty excited about that and they got a uh they rolled
02:21:45:06	02:21:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	Do they understand how old they are?
02:21:47:29	02:21:52:17	Chris [GM]	I mean at this point they think they’re legends
02:21:49:16	02:21:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like geriatric nation out there.
02:21:51:01	02:21:53:07	Brin [Basil]	they never know
02:21:53:13	02:21:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Okay. Do they realize that they’re all in, like, jazzy scooters?
02:21:53:18	02:21:54:18	Chris [GM]	at this point they think
02:21:58:21	02:22:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	Do they realize that when they stretch, their back popping adds to the percussion of the song?
02:22:02:23	02:22:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	They realize if they try to headbang, they might actually have to get a neck brace.
02:22:08:24	02:22:11:08	Brin [Basil]	internal decapitation
02:22:09:02	02:22:09:21	Chris [GM]	well
02:22:10:24	02:22:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:22:11:17	02:22:11:27	Chris [GM]	notice
02:22:12:11	02:22:13:26	Steve [Nortle]	Auto-decapitation.
02:22:13:12	02:22:16:24	Chris [GM]	some of the fans are little perplexed why Jaime is
02:22:17:27	02:22:20:15	Chris [GM]	toad with long blonde hair but
02:22:20:04	02:22:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll slip in just a little slide thing where I’m like… We’re going to make you croak.
02:22:25:03	02:22:26:04	Chris [GM]	yeah
02:22:27:13	02:22:34:11	Chris [GM]	they still pass their fail they got 15, and they only got a 2 on the KT audience. So go ahead and describe it on the show.
02:22:29:08	02:22:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, damn it.
02:22:35:10	02:22:40:28	Dave [Xeros]	So put on the show, we’re going to grab our performance again straight into the microphone
02:22:40:28	02:22:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	on this one um i am gonna start taking a lot of like hits from his percussion though and like he’s
02:22:49:26	02:22:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	but as he’s doing that we start seeing all these different like purple and pink flames they’re actually going to start like flashing to the beat it’s almost like this hypnotic
02:22:59:27	02:23:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	like trance thing that’s going on and it’s just right now just all of that percussion that’s going on and then we’re throwing down some mad lyrics
02:23:09:23	02:23:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	that go along with this so we’ve kind of like changed a little bit we’re going more into our rap battle persona um and we’re just gonna throw that out there
02:23:09:26	02:23:10:10	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
02:23:18:19	02:23:21:28	Dave [Xeros]	and as we’re coming almost to our climax
02:23:23:13	02:23:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	i know what i did there i heard what i did there dude you have so much self-control good job
02:23:31:18	02:23:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t think we do um as as eros is hitting his climax
02:23:38:03	02:23:40:11	Chris [GM]	I’ve learned my lesson. We’ll just say that.
02:23:39:01	02:23:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	uh that like all of that uh as that last percussion beat hits all of those flames get sucked down and into the ground
02:23:50:07	02:24:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	and then all of them concentrate around arrows and it just again just blows up through it creating that spectral image of the imp and again, blowing a little bit bigger
02:23:53:25	02:23:54:09	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:23:57:20	02:23:58:09	Chris [GM]	Love it.
02:24:01:26	02:24:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	hole. We’re going to blow the roof off this place. That’s really what the plan is
02:24:03:28	02:24:06:27	Chris [GM]	You’re going to blow up? That’s rad. Awesome.
02:24:08:25	02:24:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	so I’m rolling my performance check on that
02:24:09:10	02:24:10:02	Chris [GM]	Roll performance.
02:24:11:20	02:24:15:12	Chris [GM]	we’ve got to remember that you should roll first and then describe what happens.
02:24:12:22	02:24:13:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That is perfect.
02:24:16:16	02:24:18:09	Chris [GM]	You better hope this rolls well.
02:24:18:04	02:24:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay, I’m going to
02:24:20:21	02:24:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	use one of our advantages actually
02:24:21:29	02:24:26:17	Chris [GM]	Advantages? Even with a plus modifier, wow.
02:24:24:02	02:24:28:15	Brin [Basil]	no way
02:24:24:25	02:24:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	with plus 10 it was at 12
02:24:27:17	02:24:31:26	Chris [GM]	Dang! Well, remember it’s a gauge, not the pass or fail on this.
02:24:32:14	02:24:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I know. I don’t want two on that.
02:24:33:22	02:24:34:09	Chris [GM]	Alright.
02:24:35:19	02:24:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a nat 20.
02:24:36:26	02:24:37:13	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
02:24:38:27	02:24:40:15	Chris [GM]	How many of those do you have left?
02:24:40:24	02:24:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Four more. Listen to these hammer-ons.
02:24:41:02	02:24:41:20	Brin [Basil]	Four.
02:24:41:14	02:24:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	Four.
02:24:42:01	02:24:42:17	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:24:44:08	02:24:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	And the pull-offs.
02:24:45:03	02:24:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And the hammer-offs.
02:24:47:24	02:24:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	And so I get a D12 on that one, right?
02:24:50:22	02:24:52:04	Chris [GM]	If it’s over 20, yes.
02:24:53:11	02:24:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	Nine.
02:24:54:01	02:24:54:16	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:24:55:20	02:24:56:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Heck yeah!
02:24:57:00	02:25:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	just explodes and it kind of singes
02:25:01:15	02:25:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	Jaime Hatfield’s eyebrows a little bit. Yeah. Uh-huh.
02:25:03:02	02:25:13:18	Chris [GM]	A little bit of the tips of the hair. Well, I got news for you. He’s a little too distracted because they rolled a 24 and They’re all up on line with
02:25:15:15	02:25:26:29	Chris [GM]	Yep, they are standing in a line Swaying their butts to the beat right to The crowd like Van Halen did that
02:25:23:16	02:25:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Like Van Halen?
02:25:26:29	02:25:27:18	Chris [GM]	Is something they did?
02:25:27:23	02:25:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	No.
02:25:29:13	02:25:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	Metallica would not do that but I’m okay with it. It’s like we’re Little Frog and Toad going on.
02:25:32:04	02:25:35:08	Chris [GM]	I don’t know He’s at frog now man who knows
02:25:35:17	02:25:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	They got a 24.
02:25:36:08	02:25:40:21	Brin [Basil]	Leather, they’re working that leather.
02:25:36:27	02:25:39:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re working with what they got. Good frog.
02:25:38:19	02:25:39:08	Chris [GM]	Actually no
02:25:41:15	02:25:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:25:41:29	02:25:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah coin of retcon oh
02:25:43:13	02:25:46:07	Chris [GM]	the flames that you produced
02:25:47:10	02:25:54:09	Chris [GM]	the guitarist holds up his guitar to block it but it starts it on fire and he keeps playing it
02:25:55:16	02:25:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	okay that that that licks
02:25:57:02	02:26:08:13	Chris [GM]	and they rolled a 10 for damage before putting on the show yeah, it’s looking close this time alright, and Aros
02:26:00:08	02:26:10:24	Dave [Xeros]	oh ouch all right hey okay okay i’m
02:26:00:19	02:26:01:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
02:26:02:28	02:26:04:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Those little fricks.
02:26:08:13	02:26:10:10	Chris [GM]	why don’t we do the big finale
02:26:10:24	02:26:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	gonna roll for the big finale first
02:26:12:26	02:26:23:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Will you play Metalika’s Search and Destruction? search and eliminate I think is there
02:26:23:17	02:26:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	Search and destroy?
02:26:23:27	02:26:32:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	seek and destroy but it’s metalica so it’s search ponder and destroy
02:26:29:09	02:26:31:05	Steve [Nortle]	Search, ponder, and destroy.
02:26:34:10	02:26:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	that from primary
02:26:38:23	02:26:41:21	Steve [Nortle]	We will have fans but they will be very niche.
02:26:39:02	02:26:39:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
02:26:41:28	02:26:42:22	Chris [GM]	very niche
02:26:44:04	02:26:46:25	Chris [GM]	why do they keep dropping all those jokes clearly
02:26:46:11	02:26:47:22	Steve [Nortle]	What’s so funny?
02:26:48:17	02:26:48:28	Brin [Basil]	get it.
02:26:49:04	02:26:49:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
02:26:51:13	02:27:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	do you guys want me to burn another one we’re down on this one i feel like we’re gonna be sweating it yeah i’m gonna have to roll that one guys it was
02:26:55:17	02:26:57:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we should probably
02:26:58:23	02:26:59:24	Brin [Basil]	I mean…
02:27:01:07	02:27:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	two that was bad oh okay that’s a 16 so
02:27:03:15	02:27:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you got it
02:27:04:11	02:27:07:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, come on, it’s alright. We got this.
02:27:08:19	02:27:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	it does still doing good uh okay so on my final
02:27:10:16	02:27:14:05	Chris [GM]	how many did you have left? I didn’t hear you three now after that
02:27:12:25	02:27:16:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	three now yeah Yeah.
02:27:19:26	02:27:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	persuasion check not the best yeah 1d8 but yeah so
02:27:22:22	02:27:27:29	Chris [GM]	get to roll a 1d8 you made it just barely to that next level so that’s great
02:27:28:12	02:27:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	like this this final big finale um as that flame is popping up again like the imp is almost like materializing almost like in like
02:27:37:05	02:27:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	that tron thing but his wings kind of fly out and then his head just explodes off of that flame
02:27:41:12	02:27:41:24	Chris [GM]	yeah
02:27:43:24	02:27:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	becomes our dragon again uh this time he does start with the two heads so we’re just starting
02:27:46:17	02:27:46:29	Chris [GM]	nice
02:27:51:23	02:27:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	with double drag and then and the music from double dragon the nes version starts to play
02:27:53:14	02:27:53:26	Chris [GM]	yes
02:27:58:26	02:28:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	uh so 1d8 okay seven joya
02:28:01:20	02:28:02:28	Chris [GM]	Yes, 1D8.
02:28:06:19	02:28:13:08	Chris [GM]	Nice! Awesome. Got it ready.
02:28:16:28	02:28:17:22	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:28:21:29	02:28:22:23	Chris [GM]	Metallica
02:28:24:13	02:28:36:05	Chris [GM]	with the guitar on fire and the lead singer hopping around The drummer secretly put explosives in his kick drum so every time
02:28:36:05	02:28:38:20	Chris [GM]	it hits a loud explosive bang
02:28:40:19	02:28:47:01	Chris [GM]	And it’s just deafening. And that is how they put on their big finale to get everyone with attention.
02:28:48:13	02:28:49:15	Chris [GM]	That’s what we were doing, right?
02:28:50:29	02:28:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	right we’re gonna have to metalica brought it with that frog
02:28:52:02	02:28:53:04	Chris [GM]	16 lungs.
02:28:56:08	02:28:58:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t worry
02:28:59:03	02:29:16:09	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got a frog in his throat i know
02:29:00:02	02:29:02:16	Chris [GM]	Check. Yeah, he ain’t holding back, man.
02:29:02:28	02:29:04:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s working!
02:29:05:05	02:29:10:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, awesome. That’s a 21. So 12 for them and ooh, nine. Ooh, nice.
02:29:07:03	02:29:15:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay i think turning him into a frog helped actually
02:29:16:09	02:29:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	right it was the croak joke wasn’t it
02:29:19:05	02:29:20:28	Chris [GM]	Okay, go ahead and do your –
02:29:22:04	02:29:25:22	Chris [GM]	What did you roll for your big finale?
02:29:22:16	02:29:23:17	Steve [Nortle]	the pros
02:29:25:19	02:29:26:26	Steve [Nortle]	16.
02:29:27:07	02:29:28:14	Chris [GM]	No damage, I mean.
02:29:27:27	02:29:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	damage it was seven seven of eight
02:29:29:21	02:29:33:06	Chris [GM]	All right. Now go ahead and describe your spectral attack.
02:29:33:11	02:29:36:15	Dave [Xeros]	All right, so Double Dragon pops out. Right?
02:29:36:00	02:29:36:08	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:29:37:18	02:29:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Am I a backup dancer this time?
02:29:39:07	02:29:41:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, well I’m your backup performer.
02:29:41:14	02:29:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	Performer. All right. So as that beat continues, the flame starts boiling in their eyes and then it’s coming out of their four nostrils.
02:29:50:26	02:30:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	The big beefy arm kind of comes out, any other one, and it just flexes as the flames just burns down on Metallica.
02:30:00:11	02:30:05:29	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, roll for whatever your ability was that you’re going to use
02:30:02:19	02:30:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	Red and blue flame by the way.
02:30:06:19	02:30:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, and that’s Eni. Okay, I’ve got this. It’s going to be performance intimidation. Yeah, my performance is better.
02:30:18:16	02:30:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, that’s 21.
02:30:19:17	02:30:21:09	Chris [GM]	Nice. Roll a d12 for damage.
02:30:21:03	02:30:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes come on we recover
02:30:24:22	02:30:25:09	Dave [Xeros]	Nine.
02:30:25:24	02:30:28:06	Chris [GM]	Nicely done. Ooh, you guys are hitting hard.
02:30:29:18	02:30:34:28	Chris [GM]	and now Metallica
02:30:30:22	02:30:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	Blue and dragon heads kind of flow together like the Orin from NeverEnding Story.
02:30:37:22	02:30:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	Did anyone get that reference?
02:30:38:04	02:30:42:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was yeah but i was still thinking last airbender
02:30:42:24	02:30:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean, similar.
02:30:43:04	02:30:44:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah…it’s hard.
02:30:45:22	02:30:50:06	Chris [GM]	Metallica up on stage begins all in unison to headbang
02:30:51:08	02:30:57:08	Chris [GM]	And as they’re doing, their rock persona forms up above them. And it is also an imp
02:30:52:15	02:30:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	Be careful!
02:30:57:29	02:30:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
02:30:58:14	02:31:03:03	Chris [GM]	A rather large one that’s super buff but has skipped leg day
02:31:04:26	02:31:10:16	Chris [GM]	It holds a pitchfork in one hand and a copyright takedown notice in the other
02:31:04:26	02:31:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	How dare
02:31:10:07	02:31:12:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:31:10:17	02:31:11:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:31:10:17	02:31:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:31:12:08	02:31:13:15	Dave [Xeros]	Those assholes.
02:31:14:28	02:31:16:25	Chris [GM]	And it’s coming after you guys.
02:31:16:10	02:31:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:31:16:10	02:31:18:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:31:16:19	02:31:22:13	Dave [Xeros]	is coming after they don’t like that we use part of their beat inside of our song
02:31:16:29	02:31:18:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:31:16:29	02:31:18:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:31:19:29	02:31:22:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
02:31:22:10	02:31:23:14	Chris [GM]	That’s exactly right.
02:31:23:22	02:31:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	you make a song at 100 BPM? That’s ours!
02:31:28:18	02:31:30:11	Chris [GM]	They’re rolling for intimidation.
02:31:31:19	02:31:39:25	Chris [GM]	Oh, look at that. Only 2 plus 6. That’s an 8. So they get a D4.
02:31:39:19	02:31:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	Do you 4th?
02:31:41:06	02:31:41:18	Chris [GM]	Thank you.
02:31:43:01	02:31:44:29	Chris [GM]	At the attack of the B4? It’s a 1.
02:31:46:18	02:31:53:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we got
02:31:48:04	02:31:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	open source, bitch
02:31:52:14	02:32:00:13	Chris [GM]	Uh, as of right now your final performance score you guys are neck and bent. Radical. Okay we’re moving on to the crew
02:31:56:16	02:31:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay alright
02:31:57:23	02:31:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:32:04:04	02:32:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s actually special effects
02:32:04:23	02:32:06:19	Chris [GM]	Oh! Special effects
02:32:06:12	02:32:11:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m special effects and i’m gonna roll the four right?
02:32:07:20	02:32:09:27	Chris [GM]	Basil take it away
02:32:11:11	02:32:13:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah let’s see if this is a success
02:32:14:28	02:32:15:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:32:16:26	02:32:26:22	Brin [Basil]	I just got 22. Okay so okay sweet
02:32:17:24	02:32:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	yes
02:32:18:07	02:32:26:01	Chris [GM]	Heck yeah So you will roll a d12 win when you’re done describing your action
02:32:28:17	02:32:36:23	Brin [Basil]	so i am going to literally black out the entire tent of holding like it is going
02:32:33:11	02:32:33:22	Chris [GM]	the Caribbean
02:32:36:23	02:32:44:14	Brin [Basil]	to be pitch black so it’s in a blackout and then um I’m gonna kind of do like a little bit of a techno vibe
02:32:44:14	02:32:54:04	Brin [Basil]	just like a flicker of light it’s gonna get louder brighter with every beat but it’s going to be our dragon just getting bigger and bigger and bigger
02:32:54:04	02:33:02:22	Brin [Basil]	and then it’s going to engulf that in. And it’s two mouths coming down fighting, and ripping
02:32:59:19	02:33:08:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yes heck yeah
02:33:02:22	02:33:13:29	Brin [Basil]	it in half. Here’s the roll That’s right Those are the…that’s right Ripped in half
02:33:04:28	02:33:05:15	Chris [GM]	Beautiful
02:33:07:24	02:33:10:22	Chris [GM]	and then you pick up the copyright
02:33:08:03	02:33:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	that’s what the empire does
02:33:13:29	02:33:20:25	Brin [Basil]	I rolled a 1 for the damage
02:33:17:19	02:33:20:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for the damage
02:33:17:22	02:33:18:07	Chris [GM]	No!
02:33:18:16	02:33:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	For the damage? It’s okay. It’s easy to rip a paper.
02:33:22:12	02:33:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:33:23:19	02:33:27:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s fine Everything is fine I’m really upset
02:33:26:14	02:33:27:18	Chris [GM]	I love it
02:33:28:27	02:33:32:04	Chris [GM]	Well, hold on. That was the spectral attack that you described right?
02:33:33:14	02:33:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
02:33:35:04	02:33:36:22	Chris [GM]	No no, that was special effect
02:33:35:11	02:33:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	you get two rolls
02:33:36:23	02:33:37:25	Brin [Basil]	Special effects
02:33:38:23	02:33:39:16	Chris [GM]	with the
02:33:39:16	02:33:48:03	Brin [Basil]	with my d12. How
02:33:40:24	02:33:42:11	Chris [GM]	Got it. Okay. Yes
02:33:44:11	02:33:44:25	Chris [GM]	Don’t
02:33:45:26	02:33:57:03	Steve [Nortle]	you can do a roll no. Right, but Now you can do the spectral, actual spectral attack.
02:33:46:18	02:33:47:28	Chris [GM]	inspiration and all that stuff
02:33:47:23	02:33:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	I think she burned her bardic.
02:33:48:03	02:33:52:14	Brin [Basil]	does that happen? I did use it, that’s all I’ve got.
02:33:50:17	02:33:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	them
02:33:56:06	02:34:01:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because that was your special effect
02:33:59:08	02:34:06:09	Steve [Nortle]	So like you did special effects and now and now you get to control the monster again for a
02:34:05:25	02:34:10:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay. There you go!
02:34:06:01	02:34:10:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so now the dragon can rip off his tiny legs too instead of his
02:34:10:29	02:34:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	Go full Basil on it!
02:34:14:19	02:34:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	The juicer is sorry!
02:34:17:11	02:34:19:18	Brin [Basil]	at the same time right in the throat?
02:34:21:02	02:34:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	WWBD
02:34:21:19	02:34:24:16	Brin [Basil]	Okay so what do I roll then for…?
02:34:24:16	02:34:32:14	Chris [GM]	any ability you want can be your spectral attack awesome
02:34:27:03	02:34:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	So your best one
02:34:33:14	02:34:40:08	Brin [Basil]	of The stuff that works great. It’s a 12.
02:34:40:29	02:34:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, what die do you get?
02:34:41:10	02:34:48:26	Chris [GM]	not bad plus all right 12 d6 is
02:34:43:04	02:34:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a d6 for damage.
02:34:44:18	02:34:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	Plus your acrobatics modifier Oh, okay.
02:34:45:02	02:34:45:19	Brin [Basil]	D6?
02:34:48:24	02:34:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	One d6 yeah.
02:34:49:08	02:34:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, 1d6.
02:34:50:03	02:34:53:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m, uh… We’re not rolling for your kid here. Four.
02:34:50:08	02:34:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	1d6?
02:34:55:17	02:34:58:24	Brin [Basil]	Did I do- Oh, that was an 8 you guys! Sorry. My bad.
02:34:59:26	02:35:00:21	Brin [Basil]	It’s A 6!
02:35:00:19	02:35:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yay!
02:35:02:19	02:35:03:29	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take that roll!
02:35:04:05	02:35:05:29	Chris [GM]	Special effects. That helps you.
02:35:05:12	02:35:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eww!
02:35:06:26	02:35:12:23	Dave [Xeros]	I think they tried to psych us out by using an imp against the Empire. It’s like you don’t really want to attack your own subject.
02:35:10:18	02:35:11:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:35:11:11	02:35:17:08	Chris [GM]	Well, that’s probably why they had the copyright infringement thing is because you copied them.
02:35:12:22	02:35:14:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s kind of…
02:35:13:12	02:35:14:06	Brin [Basil]	It didn’t work.
02:35:15:07	02:35:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, because we became the Empire?
02:35:18:20	02:35:19:10	Chris [GM]	The Empire.
02:35:19:00	02:35:20:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s see what this is.
02:35:22:08	02:35:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re not allowed to use an amp?
02:35:22:11	02:35:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like
02:35:25:03	02:35:33:16	Steve [Nortle]	Evil Empire our second album is going to be protested by the mildly irritated against The Machine.
02:35:26:24	02:35:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah.
02:35:31:08	02:35:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, my only utility gets… I’m pretty sure it will. But that’s okay.
02:35:32:07	02:35:33:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:35:37:07	02:35:40:12	Chris [GM]	They went up against Guns N’ Roses in the first round.
02:35:40:05	02:35:42:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, did they? Oh wow!
02:35:41:07	02:35:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Really?
02:35:43:17	02:35:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	We missed that show!
02:35:44:23	02:35:45:01	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:35:45:14	02:35:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	We were in the green room.
02:35:48:07	02:35:50:27	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle’s always in the green room. It’s called his shell.
02:35:51:00	02:35:56:09	Chris [GM]	Metallica does special effects as well and they will choose to be correct?
02:35:57:16	02:36:01:26	Chris [GM]	Yep. Let’s see here.
02:36:03:14	02:36:14:22	Chris [GM]	So, Metallica special effects dude in the back is this real kind of like classic dude in a Metallica shirt that’s way too small for him with his belly sticking out he’s got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
02:36:15:11	02:36:16:18	Chris [GM]	and he
02:36:17:18	02:36:28:24	Chris [GM]	it’s a bit slow on his special effects, but he was using the performance and so he only got a 9. That’ll give him
02:36:28:24	02:36:32:21	Chris [GM]	1d4 roll. One. There it is.
02:36:34:21	02:36:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	looks like your special effects weren’t that special is he a fat elf
02:36:37:23	02:36:38:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s rolling as bad
02:36:38:18	02:36:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they are
02:36:38:29	02:36:58:11	Brin [Basil]	as I am look
02:36:41:07	02:36:42:17	Chris [GM]	He’s not a fat elf.
02:36:43:25	02:36:47:19	Chris [GM]	Those are rare reads. Very special
02:36:45:13	02:36:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	they are it’s almost like you’d think they’re like attractive they’re like a unicorn, right? It’s like, oh, hot fat elf.
02:36:50:19	02:36:55:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah exactly with the confidence that they have yeah 100%.
02:36:51:15	02:36:52:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:57:18	02:37:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Like There’s Too Much Beauty in the World! We Need That!
02:36:58:11	02:38:17:11	Brin [Basil]	at the curves with his brand
02:37:00:19	02:37:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:37:05:10	02:37:08:00	Steve [Nortle]	Curves upon curves upon curves
02:37:07:15	02:37:09:03	Dave [Xeros]	The Elf got low, low,
02:37:11:10	02:37:17:16	Chris [GM]	so the imp is going to use oh it already did intimidation didn’t shoot um that was with
02:37:17:16	02:37:29:09	Chris [GM]	first one okay so their upper body strength imp is gonna do a cool performance uh with its pitchfork
02:37:29:09	02:37:35:19	Chris [GM]	it’s kind of doing some of those gymnastic acrobatics not the ring but with like pole and it’s going to get up on pitchfork.
02:37:34:26	02:37:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	pole dancing
02:37:37:14	02:37:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
02:37:37:27	02:37:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	look what I can do. No no no, he’s got a point.
02:37:41:15	02:37:51:11	Chris [GM]	He’s got a four. Maybe he’s holding with one finger balancing on the tip of this fork hole that he’s got and that would be
02:37:51:11	02:37:57:01	Chris [GM]	an eight. That only gives me another 1v4 right?
02:37:54:09	02:37:55:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
02:37:57:09	02:37:57:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:38:00:29	02:38:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is this a Ninja Gaiden?
02:38:02:13	02:38:04:04	Chris [GM]	This is Mega Man X
02:38:03:27	02:38:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
02:38:05:16	02:38:11:26	Chris [GM]	A 4! I’ll take it best I can get with that. Awesome Now we have Nortle
02:38:06:28	02:38:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	Ugh!
02:38:12:08	02:38:12:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
02:38:14:23	02:38:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	as the
02:38:16:24	02:38:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	flames are flickering on and off with all the different special effects we come to the part in the song where it’s time for the drum solo so
02:38:24:06	02:38:24:21	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
02:38:28:09	02:38:28:27	Chris [GM]	I know It’s
02:38:31:01	02:38:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to oh yeah, I’m gonna roll first
02:38:35:17	02:38:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	using this is gonna be my athletics
02:38:39:26	02:38:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	on this one
02:38:43:25	02:38:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there it
02:38:43:29	02:38:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	scroll forward come on you got to get to the end of that and okay ready just get to the end
02:38:47:18	02:38:48:18	Chris [GM]	That’s what I’m looking For
02:38:54:14	02:38:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	wait does this feel calm?
02:38:58:23	02:38:59:08	Steve [Nortle]	yes!
02:39:00:09	02:39:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	alright, so I got 25 five on that so nortle so i’m
02:39:06:23	02:39:07:09	Brin [Basil]	maracas
02:39:09:28	02:39:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	like i i’m i’m not on the base i’m dropping back like twice on my shelf to get the to get The Bass Kick right so it’s like and then I come up
02:39:16:23	02:39:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	you’re like the double basing
02:39:19:25	02:39:29:18	Steve [Nortle]	and then i drop down again while i’m doing the rest of the rhythm but i’m actually doing that with just one foot because my other foot is holding the maraca in between its toes
02:39:24:22	02:39:34:03	Brin [Basil]	How is this guy standing?
02:39:29:18	02:39:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	so i’ve got both of them so i’m yeah i’m a ninja
02:39:31:27	02:39:32:12	Chris [GM]	Maraca
02:39:36:14	02:39:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	so i i’m bouncing down to do the bass and then i’m just doing the most intricate um play on my on my chest
02:39:37:03	02:39:38:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:39:37:19	02:39:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	just on his pinky toe
02:39:48:04	02:39:55:19	Steve [Nortle]	and each like part of my each segment is like a different tunes differently so that i’m able to do like runs and fills and stuff
02:39:56:29	02:39:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, yeah, so I’m just like
02:40:00:14	02:40:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	and you know I’m doing double place kick with my back the whole time um and with every hit that causes the flash of light
02:40:11:25	02:40:16:18	Steve [Nortle]	so that the place gets illuminated and I just keep going faster and faster until the lights are just like
02:40:18:25	02:40:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what I’m doin
02:40:20:07	02:40:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	and it actually um gives metalika’s uh fans uh seizures like visual seizures
02:40:29:11	02:40:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	their eyes can’t handle it oh my eyes they’re too awesome i thought
02:40:31:05	02:40:31:22	Brin [Basil]	Epilepsy?
02:40:31:23	02:40:32:07	Steve [Nortle]	hey
02:40:37:15	02:40:42:11	Chris [GM]	what did you roll okay no wonder why that was so wonderfully described
02:40:38:20	02:40:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	uh 25
02:40:43:29	02:40:46:22	Chris [GM]	something happened oh it’s the end
02:40:47:04	02:40:48:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s very, very…
02:40:48:04	02:40:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	she meant like I thought that was an interlude a dm interlude but man I was on this edge of
02:40:59:08	02:41:03:27	Steve [Nortle]	all I get is my charisma modifier plus 1d4 is what
02:41:05:05	02:41:10:22	Chris [GM]	did special effects right what your back performer is if
02:41:16:11	02:41:17:27	Steve [Nortle]	modifier’s 3-0 total of 4
02:41:21:17	02:41:33:11	Chris [GM]	So that would be for back and forth, right? Awesome. Now the – real quick, this is meta stuff. Foundry Virtual Tabletop is what it’s called.
02:41:33:14	02:41:34:05	Chris [GM]	I think it crashed.
02:41:36:14	02:41:36:24	Steve [Nortle]	great
02:41:37:07	02:41:47:22	Chris [GM]	So do I just double-click on there or D20? Do I need to launch anything after that when it opens or will it automatically log in and all that stuff?
02:41:43:10	02:41:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	uh just you’ll have like a little drop down menu just drop that menu to game master and then just hit enter
02:41:52:14	02:42:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	there you go and then join game session go to that drop down venue right underneath that a little arrow,
02:42:03:16	02:42:03:26	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:42:04:01	02:42:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	the little person thing.
02:42:06:08	02:42:08:01	Chris [GM]	And join you don’t need to put a password in?
02:42:08:24	02:42:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	Join game session?
02:42:09:19	02:42:10:02	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:42:11:04	02:42:13:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, can you see it behind me? Wrath.
02:42:12:05	02:42:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. We’re going to have to select it on the tabletop here because we’ve got to log in separately I don’t have to right now.
02:42:20:15	02:42:21:20	Chris [GM]	Do you need to right now?
02:42:24:07	02:42:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not…we’re not going to see what you’re seeing if not though.
02:42:26:11	02:42:32:06	Chris [GM]	Oh, well, You guys are just seeing this Right now So It’s fine I just want to make sure That that crowd
02:42:34:03	02:42:36:22	Chris [GM]	Is great That would be under
02:42:38:14	02:42:40:12	Chris [GM]	Motion Battle of the Bands
02:42:43:01	02:42:43:12	Chris [GM]	Music
02:42:48:03	02:42:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Turrles-turtle-turtles
02:42:49:22	02:42:52:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh! That’s probably because their
02:42:49:26	02:42:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Turtles! Turtles turtles
02:42:53:27	02:42:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	dentures are starting to fall out of their mouths They can’t enunciate well
02:42:55:11	02:42:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:42:59:04	02:42:59:14	Chris [GM]	Okay
02:43:00:20	02:43:01:01	Chris [GM]	Metalika
02:43:03:09	02:43:03:20	Chris [GM]	Hired
02:43:04:23	02:43:15:07	Chris [GM]	Heard that there was a hot new young band and felt a little intimidated when they heard the name of it was Empire. So, they hired a heckler to go out into the crowd
02:43:16:06	02:43:17:14	Chris [GM]	And the heckler
02:43:19:22	02:43:29:28	Chris [GM]	You guys employed security, correct? Alright you’re going to contest this role with your insight or perception The heckler is doing an intimidation
02:43:27:11	02:43:30:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m gonna use a different d20
02:43:31:16	02:43:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	let’s see what happens with that nice brown contest
02:43:32:00	02:43:43:14	Chris [GM]	Ooh, there it is I succeed Well, I have a 16 I mean, I don’t succeed until I get contested. You got to be 16th
02:43:41:04	02:43:41:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	16
02:43:43:07	02:43:43:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:43:46:17	02:43:54:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh plus dang it well that’s a 16 too shut up
02:43:50:09	02:43:53:23	Chris [GM]	Okay. But it goes to the roller so that’ll go towards me so fortunately
02:43:54:25	02:44:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that’s crap we can re -roll this one
02:43:55:01	02:44:11:19	Brin [Basil]	a re -roll I definitely
02:43:56:18	02:44:01:24	Chris [GM]	I mean you do have a uh you do have uh the ability to re-roll that if you want
02:44:02:14	02:44:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, don’t you have part of Conspiration or did you already use that?
02:44:11:29	02:44:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Brynn used them
02:44:13:11	02:44:14:09	Dave [Xeros]	You used to have a D6 then?
02:44:15:05	02:44:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just roll the d6 and you win.
02:44:18:06	02:44:19:18	Chris [GM]	fail your gauge of the audience? No
02:44:19:08	02:44:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	No.
02:44:21:01	02:44:25:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no cause I only rolled this for the damage at the time I don’t think I used it or
02:44:26:10	02:44:28:14	Chris [GM]	If you haven’t used your bardic inspiration you can
02:44:28:07	02:44:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna use it
02:44:28:21	02:44:42:08	Brin [Basil]	up
02:44:30:08	02:44:31:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a three
02:44:31:23	02:44:38:03	Chris [GM]	Excellent So you are successful at stopping the heckler How do you stop guy the scrawny guy in
02:44:36:07	02:44:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
02:44:38:03	02:44:54:19	Chris [GM]	the audience going boo yeah let’s
02:44:42:08	02:44:43:25	Brin [Basil]	a pamphlet and put it in his mouth
02:44:42:15	02:44:44:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the scrawny old
02:44:43:21	02:44:46:23	Steve [Nortle]	Pick up that nine-year-old girl and just yeet her at him.
02:44:45:10	02:44:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	like driving it jazzy right up to the front.
02:44:47:01	02:44:48:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so I actually
02:44:51:05	02:44:52:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um so
02:44:52:14	02:44:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:44:54:26	02:44:56:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his name is Walker
02:44:56:09	02:44:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:44:56:19	02:44:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:44:59:25	02:45:00:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s one of those like
02:45:03:01	02:45:10:03	Brin [Basil]	you just take the tennis balls off the walker so he
02:45:03:22	02:45:08:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right this guy needs to shut up okay uh so i have
02:45:05:00	02:45:06:00	Dave [Xeros]	Throw punch.
02:45:10:03	02:45:21:01	Brin [Basil]	can’t scoot oh what the
02:45:10:08	02:45:19:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i have a crossbow i’m providing like aerial security with like surveying the whole crowd i have
02:45:18:00	02:45:18:29	Chris [GM]	bro oh my gosh
02:45:19:06	02:45:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a cross bow uh but i’m actually going to i’m not gonna shoot him with an arrow but i do have
02:45:21:01	02:45:27:26	Brin [Basil]	I mean, that’d be kind of awesome if he did.
02:45:29:27	02:45:40:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one of my pamphlets about vulgarity and i’m gonna fold it into like this arrow yeah basically
02:45:36:18	02:45:37:23	Brin [Basil]	The shape of an arrow?
02:45:37:17	02:45:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	Origami arrow please!
02:45:40:18	02:45:48:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh-huh uh and i mean right for his freaking mouth right for this yep
02:45:40:19	02:45:41:04	Brin [Basil]	Arogami!
02:45:51:01	02:45:54:20	Brin [Basil]	And as He opens his mouth to say boo the arrow replaces
02:45:57:02	02:45:58:22	Brin [Basil]	pierces the vulva
02:45:57:12	02:46:07:21	Chris [GM]	Well, he got a negative three for that so well done So that behind me won’t disappear
02:45:59:16	02:46:00:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
02:46:04:13	02:46:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	That’s not a Volvo.
02:46:07:05	02:46:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t you mean uvula?
02:46:08:21	02:46:09:22	Brin [Basil]	That’s what I meant
02:46:10:17	02:46:10:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:46:10:25	02:46:11:26	Steve [Nortle]	Just checking.
02:46:13:12	02:46:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I wasn’t aiming there, and I’m pretty sure it’s a he. Pretty sure
02:46:14:23	02:46:17:18	Brin [Basil]	I accidentally named a female part and I meant
02:46:18:04	02:46:19:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s staying.
02:46:18:19	02:46:28:23	Brin [Basil]	right red just so you know I literally went to the gynecologist yesterday
02:46:28:24	02:46:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:30:07	02:46:31:10	Chris [GM]	I don’t want to know
02:46:31:23	02:46:33:05	Dave [Xeros]	said vulva instead of uvula.
02:46:39:07	02:46:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	Switch, you have to switch this so we can use the touchscreen.
02:46:41:06	02:46:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Staying.
02:46:44:12	02:46:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s underneath?
02:46:44:22	02:46:49:07	Brin [Basil]	It’s like, have you guys seen Monster House? Like one of my favorite parts.
02:46:47:21	02:46:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:46:49:14	02:46:49:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh.
02:46:50:23	02:46:53:02	Steve [Nortle]	Uvula. They had no one with a car.
02:46:52:13	02:46:54:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s like it’s a girl house!
02:46:55:22	02:46:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	Which turns out to be true.
02:46:58:07	02:46:59:12	Brin [Basil]	It does turn out to be true.
02:47:07:02	02:47:15:26	Chris [GM]	I don’t know how it’s playing is what oh is that the music for menu chapters it’s got like ticking things
02:47:08:02	02:47:09:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It has to be!
02:47:11:20	02:47:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
02:47:16:03	02:47:19:01	Brin [Basil]	Yeah why does that say waiting on Basil at the bottom?
02:47:19:07	02:47:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	It doesn’t always. Switch us over to another one and then switch back.
02:47:20:16	02:47:22:06	Chris [GM]	oh stink
02:47:24:25	02:47:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	Switch usover to another menu and drop it back just to get, there you go. And then hit the enter button or not the enter but the space bar
02:47:32:07	02:47:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	There you go.
02:47:33:18	02:47:37:06	Chris [GM]	there we’re not very cool
02:47:34:04	02:47:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	We’re not waiting on Bazelon.
02:47:36:24	02:47:40:09	Dave [Xeros]	And it just doesn’t… If you hit the space bar again,
02:47:41:22	02:47:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	we’ve been waiting
02:47:42:02	02:47:46:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh I believe him. It was late as usual.
02:47:46:04	02:47:49:11	Chris [GM]	i apologize after that technical difficulties where were we
02:47:50:08	02:47:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, I just shot.
02:47:50:12	02:47:53:05	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, we just pierced someone’s vulva
02:47:52:19	02:47:55:03	Chris [GM]	yes You stopped the heckler.
02:47:57:11	02:47:59:00	Brin [Basil]	Dave why would you say that?
02:48:00:15	02:48:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t worry, it’s in my notes.
02:48:03:14	02:48:11:08	Chris [GM]	and their imp is going to
02:48:11:08	02:48:15:23	Chris [GM]	do a performance roll 10
02:48:13:04	02:48:14:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s messed up.
02:48:15:09	02:48:21:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s sexist. Most of them are clean.
02:48:20:28	02:48:32:28	Chris [GM]	Oh, just a one All right The imp tried to kick you guys with its skip leg day legs. And it wasn’t quite, quite… It didn’t really hurt that much.
02:48:32:27	02:48:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I didn’t do my Spectral Persona attack, so
02:48:34:08	02:48:35:15	Chris [GM]	Oh great let’s do it yeah.
02:48:38:05	02:48:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll roll first
02:48:40:19	02:48:43:09	Steve [Nortle]	and I’m actually going to be using Stealth on this one.
02:48:43:00	02:48:43:21	Chris [GM]	Oh okay
02:48:44:14	02:48:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	He’s going to hide the beefy arm
02:48:46:18	02:48:46:25	Steve [Nortle]	18.
02:48:47:00	02:48:49:24	Chris [GM]	Okay You’ll roll a d8 for that
02:48:47:20	02:48:48:06	Brin [Basil]	Sweet.
02:48:48:21	02:48:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	So
02:48:49:07	02:48:50:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shroud the beefy arm.
02:48:52:08	02:48:55:29	Steve [Nortle]	while Nortil is drumming and
02:48:57:06	02:49:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	Powellclaw is piercing things he’s never seen before. We have the
02:49:01:24	02:49:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true! It’s truth!
02:49:03:13	02:49:10:01	Brin [Basil]	I just…I’ve ruined everything. Just whatever you do, edit half of this.
02:49:12:08	02:49:13:23	Chris [GM]	not paying attention so sorry
02:49:14:01	02:49:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	imp, the double dragon. It’s huge. It’s enormous and then suddenly it just disappears and then pops up a very small mischievous version behind
02:49:25:29	02:49:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	their imp that’s trying to balance on the pitchfork and finger flicks right off the butt
02:49:32:29	02:49:33:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:49:36:07	02:49:43:10	Steve [Nortle]	so that it goes sprawling and that It’s a D6, right? Because I got an 18.
02:49:46:19	02:49:48:07	Steve [Nortle]	Or is it a D8?
02:49:48:12	02:49:52:05	Chris [GM]	It will be a d9 But what happened to the thing?
02:49:52:21	02:49:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	Only two on my spectral attack.
02:49:58:28	02:50:03:23	Steve [Nortle]	And then the imp can do its little thing to us.
02:50:04:21	02:50:10:03	Chris [GM]	That was the Spectral Attack or Back-and-Performer, correct? Awesome. Okay.
02:50:08:21	02:50:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	Correct.
02:50:09:28	02:50:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	Chris, just completely unplug it.
02:50:12:02	02:50:12:20	Chris [GM]	All right, let’s try that.
02:50:15:02	02:50:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	You wrecked him.
02:50:17:05	02:50:18:07	Steve [Nortle]	Pretty much.
02:50:19:19	02:50:20:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:50:21:10	02:50:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i can test it right so do i do
02:50:21:17	02:50:28:19	Chris [GM]	I love it. I think that’s awesome. Now we’re moving on to who has not gotten you. We did Special Effects back-to-performing and now we’re doing you.
02:50:29:29	02:50:32:08	Chris [GM]	You can test this so don’t do your Spectral attack.
02:50:32:29	02:50:43:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay cool off yeah okay um
02:50:33:11	02:50:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	But he gets to, oh yeah, so you only contest as security, right? Okay.
02:50:38:01	02:50:41:05	Chris [GM]	Correct. Because you guys didn’t do Heckle or Saboteur.
02:50:42:22	02:50:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	Because we had inside of knowledge. Inside of trading.
02:50:43:10	02:50:48:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna roll first i’m going to try for performance this time
02:50:48:18	02:50:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i might use one of our advantages
02:50:48:19	02:50:49:02	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:50:56:07	02:50:56:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:50:59:19	02:51:07:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a different is the tower somebody
02:51:00:21	02:51:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	I know it’s this thing is we’re isolating variables and it’s you.
02:51:07:04	02:51:14:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	else rolled oh my gosh it’s at two but it’s but
02:51:18:14	02:51:20:01	Steve [Nortle]	you into 1D4 territory.
02:51:18:27	02:51:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay cool
02:51:19:05	02:51:20:11	Chris [GM]	hey you got a 1d4
02:51:20:04	02:51:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	territory.
02:51:25:19	02:51:26:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay oh it’s four
02:51:26:29	02:51:27:16	Chris [GM]	nice
02:51:28:14	02:51:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
02:51:28:27	02:51:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s better than mine that succeeded really well.
02:51:32:10	02:51:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	geez okay um so the spectral is basically gonna like steal the show from them since it’s like over
02:51:34:02	02:51:35:26	Brin [Basil]	Maybe it doesn’t tell.
02:51:42:08	02:51:53:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on their stage messing with them and they’re turf yeah it’s just gonna like it’s going to grow to its normal size again, spread
02:51:53:07	02:52:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	its wings. It’s going give up the floor and like it’s gonna do one of those head wave flames while blowing fire so like the fire just like you know is going around yeah and everybody’s like
02:52:04:29	02:52:07:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh I thought this was freaking metalic
02:52:09:17	02:52:13:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re confused because we’ve taken over like full state essentially
02:52:12:05	02:52:13:14	Chris [GM]	I love it
02:52:14:18	02:52:19:04	Chris [GM]	awesome man well they will counter that with their spectral attack from their security
02:52:20:05	02:52:24:21	Chris [GM]	they will use persuasion and their
02:52:26:19	02:52:37:29	Chris [GM]	imp persona gets up and starts waving the copyright protection paper and it’s trying to persuade all the band members to get behind them to say down with
02:52:38:05	02:52:40:24	Chris [GM]	down with Brisk Pete
02:52:38:14	02:52:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	pre-speech
02:52:40:09	02:52:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:52:40:09	02:52:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:52:43:25	02:52:52:22	Chris [GM]	and persuasion and it’ll be a 14 plus 5 which is which gives him a 1.8
02:52:54:15	02:52:55:05	Chris [GM]	that’s one
02:52:57:06	02:53:08:18	Chris [GM]	pretty weak argument there guys rad, okay your Spectral Persona has 23 hit points left so you guys get to roll a d12 for your final blow
02:52:58:12	02:52:59:25	Brin [Basil]	That’s awesome!
02:53:08:18	02:53:12:27	Chris [GM]	I’m going to give it to Basil I want you to describe the final blow this time
02:53:12:22	02:53:17:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh no, oh no… Is this with the spectral?
02:53:18:09	02:53:18:23	Chris [GM]	yes
02:53:19:06	02:53:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	heads are waving back and forth like on their stage now it’s gonna
02:53:20:01	02:53:24:28	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay Give me a second
02:53:24:02	02:53:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	punch them right in their lady parts sorry or not
02:53:24:22	02:53:32:24	Chris [GM]	you got it he just opened it up again
02:53:31:05	02:53:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	be a
02:53:35:19	02:53:36:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just an idea
02:53:36:11	02:53:37:02	Chris [GM]	or not
02:53:36:19	02:53:43:13	Brin [Basil]	you guys can let it go okay i’m all right so that just gave me a great idea
02:53:38:09	02:53:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	vulvasectomy
02:53:43:15	02:53:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:53:43:15	02:53:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:53:43:23	02:53:55:21	Dave [Xeros]	okay that’s giving me a great idea
02:53:47:05	02:53:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so maybe that one should be our stinger.
02:53:48:26	02:53:57:26	Brin [Basil]	and it’s at the place
02:53:57:26	02:54:06:18	Brin [Basil]	one second okay so the flames are going side to side you start to see little blue pills
02:54:15:10	02:54:23:26	Brin [Basil]	and there’s going to be a big banner that says you’re going to need help tonight because you’re about to lose
02:54:24:12	02:54:25:11	Chris [GM]	On us.
02:54:26:06	02:54:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	see we’re generous
02:54:28:04	02:54:28:28	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
02:54:29:08	02:54:34:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all these old men all these old fans they yeah they are gonna
02:54:31:07	02:54:31:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah
02:54:34:17	02:54:35:05	Brin [Basil]	Rolaids
02:54:35:20	02:54:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	help
02:54:36:12	02:54:37:26	Chris [GM]	Somebody spike the punch!
02:54:37:13	02:54:38:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:54:39:08	02:54:40:19	Chris [GM]	Roll a D12 for me.
02:54:40:19	02:54:42:25	Brin [Basil]	okay come on baby
02:54:44:25	02:55:22:21	Brin [Basil]	8 holy
02:54:45:02	02:54:55:08	Chris [GM]	Wow, nicely done. I will say this was a close battle. As the two of you finish
02:54:46:15	02:54:46:28	Steve [Nortle]	Good.
02:54:56:03	02:55:02:08	Chris [GM]	it is clear once again who the winners are and the crowd begins to chant the name of the band
02:55:04:15	02:55:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	empire
02:55:10:05	02:55:13:11	Dave [Xeros]	tonight because of the Empire wow
02:55:13:25	02:55:23:16	Chris [GM]	performance score for you guys was 21 their final performance score was 19 very very
02:55:19:21	02:55:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	oh geez Okay.
02:55:22:21	02:55:23:06	Brin [Basil]	cow
02:55:23:20	02:55:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	That was close. It really was like, you know, the finishing blow, right?
02:55:30:01	02:55:41:05	Chris [GM]	finishing blow that was awesome that was super close okay as the lights dim You guys, as the crowd erupts
02:55:30:10	02:55:31:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep.
02:55:34:28	02:55:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	And let’s face it, there’s going to be a lot of members in the audience that are going to get the finishing glow as well, so we’re good.
02:55:41:05	02:55:42:16	Chris [GM]	you all take your bow and
02:55:42:27	02:55:44:13	Steve [Nortle]	How cool? What does she mean by
02:55:44:26	02:55:46:17	Brin [Basil]	but those were
02:55:46:07	02:55:49:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, let’s get ready for the next round guys. Let’s look forward.
02:55:47:21	02:55:57:01	Brin [Basil]	illusionary blue pills so as they’re about to be consumed, they disappear. That’s right a
02:55:51:01	02:55:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	Illusionary! Well, maybe it’s the… It’s a placebo effect, right.?
02:55:54:03	02:55:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	a placebo.
02:55:57:01	02:56:00:04	Brin [Basil]	placebo that doesn’t work so
02:55:58:22	02:56:01:02	Steve [Nortle]	Mind over matter. It’s all in their head.
02:56:00:27	02:56:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Quite literally.
02:56:02:07	02:56:02:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
02:56:03:18	02:56:32:16	Brin [Basil]	nothing happens nope unfortunately
02:56:07:27	02:56:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I thought we were generous.
02:56:10:09	02:56:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
02:56:10:09	02:56:12:15	Chris [GM]	Just M&Ms. Dang it!
02:56:11:16	02:56:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:56:15:17	02:56:26:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah so you all taker bow and you all head back into the green rooms to prepare to go up against the finale Empire versus Kilosaurus
02:56:28:02	02:56:30:25	Chris [GM]	Frontman of Kilosauros TBD
02:56:32:16	02:56:37:01	Brin [Basil]	we’re gonna take it down if
02:56:38:22	02:56:39:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know.
02:56:40:18	02:56:47:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We could probably sneak over there again and do something before they go on set, like can we wake him up?
02:56:41:19	02:56:46:07	Steve [Nortle]	What is it going to do to his mind
02:56:48:04	02:56:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	if we defeat him in his own dreams. Is he going to still love me the way he ought to? Platonically?
02:56:49:23	02:56:50:14	Brin [Basil]	Can we face him?
02:56:57:18	02:56:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:57:00:16	02:57:02:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, is that what you’re concerned about right now?
02:57:03:10	02:57:04:29	Chris [GM]	TVD and Nord will go way back,
02:57:05:02	02:57:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, or bros smashing
02:57:08:17	02:57:10:29	Brin [Basil]	I was not aware of this.
02:57:13:19	02:57:16:25	Dave [Xeros]	was tour like how did how do things go on tour for you guys
02:57:18:20	02:57:19:05	Chris [GM]	think the tour
02:57:24:02	02:57:25:05	Chris [GM]	Brokeback
02:57:26:25	02:57:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	Broke leather back
02:57:27:13	02:57:28:21	Chris [GM]	Broke Leatherback
02:57:28:14	02:57:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:57:28:14	02:57:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:57:32:11	02:57:35:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m not the only one putting my foot in my mouth,
02:57:38:05	02:57:41:01	Brin [Basil]	screaming the wrong words, the wrong body parts.
02:57:44:21	02:57:45:22	Brin [Basil]	Mine was not.
02:57:48:11	02:57:59:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i go over I want to go over and investigate at least I want to try get into their green room or I want to see if I can, like, see TPD. Yeah, like Kilosaurus.
02:57:56:05	02:57:56:27	Chris [GM]	Who’s?
02:57:56:29	02:58:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	TBD. Is he in? Yeah, is Killsource in the green room?
02:58:01:19	02:58:06:04	Chris [GM]	Okay yeah so Go ahead and Where are you at right now?
02:58:06:11	02:58:08:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, can we like… We need to talk to him.
02:58:10:19	02:58:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	I can cast Scrying. I know TBD really well. So
02:58:15:23	02:58:19:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s true! You could do that? Do you have that magic…
02:58:19:01	02:58:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	I do.
02:58:20:01	02:58:22:20	Chris [GM]	Is that a spell slot or is That a
02:58:20:28	02:58:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	Not a spell slot.
02:58:23:15	02:58:27:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, because it’s on your crystal ball It’s a magical item
02:58:24:20	02:58:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s on my crystal ball.
02:58:27:08	02:58:28:04	Chris [GM]	That he just made up
02:58:30:07	02:58:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called Crystal Ball of Telepathy and it is
02:58:34:10	02:58:40:03	Steve [Nortle]	And it’s my fault for not reading through his list when we first made the characters. This is mine.
02:58:38:10	02:58:46:21	Dave [Xeros]	This thing is none of you read through my list and there’s something actually very important in that list. I’m attuned to, so just FYI if you ever want
02:58:46:21	02:58:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	to go back and… It’s all in D&D Beyond. We’re all connected together. I read all of you guys.
02:58:48:19	02:58:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like the list is…
02:58:51:13	02:58:52:15	Chris [GM]	Got it Got it
02:58:54:01	02:58:56:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah I had nothing I didn’t give myself anything
02:58:57:23	02:59:02:29	Brin [Basil]	I have a list but it’s not at D&D. It’s just the stuff with my stature.
02:59:04:22	02:59:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	I can see and hear a particular creature you choose that is on the same plane of existence as me. The target must be make a wisdom saving throw which is modified by how well you know the target. I know him extremely
02:59:09:20	02:59:10:18	Chris [GM]	Right right
02:59:16:14	02:59:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	as well um platonically and yep and the sort of trevoro’s
02:59:19:21	02:59:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I said!
02:59:21:11	02:59:22:28	Chris [GM]	What’s his full name
02:59:24:19	02:59:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	bionnogard deke he’s yeah uh
02:59:25:01	02:59:41:13	Chris [GM]	nice all right i’m impressed i have to look that up sometimes yes understood
02:59:31:14	02:59:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	and so i have i’m familiar so i he gets a negative five to that if it but he can also
02:59:41:13	02:59:51:22	Chris [GM]	okay it’s a three minus five you look and see pretty much
02:59:46:27	02:59:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	lost
02:59:51:22	03:00:01:21	Chris [GM]	darkness but it’s not pitch black darkness it’s the darkness you see when you’re holding your eyes closed red shadow darkness
02:59:53:09	03:00:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	this is like the red shadow darkness
03:00:01:28	03:00:02:10	Brin [Basil]	Red!
03:00:02:17	03:00:04:19	Chris [GM]	roll a persuasion check
03:00:04:00	03:00:05:10	Brin [Basil]	That’s not what I see.
03:00:06:12	03:00:08:15	Chris [GM]	if you have enough power to help him open
03:00:08:19	03:00:12:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t know what you see close your eyes
03:00:10:28	03:00:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	do i need to roll persuasion check
03:00:12:09	03:00:15:06	Brin [Basil]	It just depends on what I’m reading that day.
03:00:15:01	03:00:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:17:26	03:00:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:00:20:06	03:00:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, all right.
03:00:22:09	03:00:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to do this. Does someone want to help me?
03:00:24:03	03:00:26:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll help you oh
03:00:25:06	03:00:26:25	Brin [Basil]	Yep, he’s gonna help you.
03:00:25:19	03:00:27:29	Chris [GM]	you’re the only one scrying and so I’m only going to say it’s
03:00:28:10	03:00:28:24	Brin [Basil]	Uh-oh!
03:00:29:06	03:00:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	All right guys, come on.
03:00:32:11	03:00:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	That is a nat 20.
03:00:34:01	03:00:35:28	Steve [Nortle]	Your faith just increased!
03:00:36:11	03:00:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not kidding you. So that is a 28 total.
03:00:38:26	03:00:45:08	Chris [GM]	You are able to somehow cause TBDs’ eyes to just fly open
03:00:46:08	03:00:56:17	Chris [GM]	And you see something very similar in that vision you saw. You see a room, as if you’re looking around for the POV or TBD. You’re in a room. There’s scrolls on the wall.
03:00:56:26	03:01:08:17	Chris [GM]	It looks like a classroom of some sort and it clearly is not The Battle of the Bands 10th. However you also see crowd screaming
03:01:02:09	03:01:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not the Battle of Bands.
03:01:08:17	03:01:09:26	Chris [GM]	and chanting
03:01:11:05	03:01:14:17	Chris [GM]	let rock! Let rock! Almost as if it’s double
03:01:16:08	03:01:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so he’s like almost superimposed into both.
03:01:22:06	03:01:23:12	Dave [Xeros]	So he is here
03:01:24:12	03:01:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	but he isn’t there.
03:01:25:02	03:01:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	If it’s a classroom then see in the university?
03:01:28:08	03:01:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think he’s in the University of Mates because that’s where he went back
03:01:31:02	03:01:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:01:34:11	03:01:43:04	Chris [GM]	look down Yeah, I’ll add this to the nat 20. Heck yeah. As you look down surrounding TBD
03:01:43:04	03:01:46:16	Chris [GM]	there are symbols
03:01:47:27	03:01:53:13	Chris [GM]	six of them on the floor and you recognize four of them immediately.
03:01:50:24	03:02:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	raise eye okay all right i’m going to quickly write all the other symbols so that
03:01:58:12	03:01:59:29	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah okay good
03:02:00:01	03:02:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	I know what they are so if each one of those symbols are on scrolls we shouldn’t need
03:02:04:28	03:02:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	the symbols anymore mm -hmm
03:02:07:11	03:02:15:25	Chris [GM]	Okay so the other symbols you see You see one that looks like an arrow pointing up And then you see one
03:02:15:25	03:02:19:11	Chris [GM]	that looks like an H-sickle.
03:02:22:26	03:02:26:00	Dave [Xeros]	and an h you got that nortle
03:02:27:29	03:02:30:14	Chris [GM]	close and you are back in the green room.
03:02:29:18	03:02:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	i just saw some it was there any with that bad guy with the antlers there too or no
03:02:36:11	03:02:37:18	Chris [GM]	You didn’t see that? No.
03:02:37:08	03:02:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	okay because i just thought a wicked like augmented dream world he’s seeing what what he’s actually seeing in here, but he’s also half
03:02:48:20	03:02:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	in this library with a bunch of scrolls. Maybe like a restricted section.
03:02:58:28	03:03:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	I think there’s a way to wake him up in here because he’s half here. He’s here.
03:03:09:10	03:03:10:27	Brin [Basil]	I mean, reality…
03:03:12:11	03:03:16:25	Chris [GM]	So the red light goes on. Have you guys picked out what your rolls are?
03:03:17:14	03:03:17:22	Steve [Nortle]	Not yet.
03:03:22:07	03:03:24:07	Brin [Basil]	This is it?! This is the final one?
03:03:24:04	03:03:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	Did anyone try to sneak into the green room at all?
03:03:24:06	03:03:32:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i think we just went with your vision
03:03:25:12	03:03:26:15	Chris [GM]	against Killasaurus.
03:03:26:12	03:03:27:24	Steve [Nortle]	Did LaDonna come by?
03:03:30:22	03:03:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. No, So I would really like to see if we can find his guitar and bring it on stage with us.
03:03:39:19	03:03:40:20	Chris [GM]	I like that idea.
03:03:40:25	03:03:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	If there’s any way that we can sneak in, because it’s got to be here. He’s here, so he’s got hands!
03:03:46:29	03:03:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	Feathers can pop?
03:03:47:21	03:03:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
03:03:50:01	03:03:51:17	Brin [Basil]	A few quills fall
03:03:50:29	03:04:03:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m flying over there excalibur
03:03:54:11	03:04:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	But if there’s anyway… Sorry, I forgot your guitar’s name. I didn’t know you were named.
03:04:01:15	03:04:11:26	Chris [GM]	As you go to open the door you’re almost startled half to death as Ladonna’s just standing there and you kind of startle her too it’s almost like that you do kind of do that awkward where
03:04:11:21	03:04:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	Kiss her.
03:04:11:26	03:04:15:21	Chris [GM]	you try to go one way and she goes the same way and then you tryto go the other way and she does the same
03:04:12:02	03:04:17:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah Yeah, I’m just going to fuck her then.
03:04:17:18	03:04:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:04:19:08	03:04:21:13	Chris [GM]	And she gives you a nice little
03:04:22:13	03:04:23:05	Chris [GM]	pat on the back
03:04:23:24	03:04:25:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let me smell her perfume.
03:04:26:02	03:04:28:10	Chris [GM]	And She comes in and she says
03:04:30:22	03:04:32:08	Chris [GM]	I discovered that
03:04:34:18	03:04:39:28	Chris [GM]	Kilosaurus is relying heavily on the special effects and backup performance.
03:04:41:02	03:04:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Special effects?
03:04:42:02	03:04:47:28	Dave [Xeros]	see bofetties in the room that’s the name of the time
03:04:44:26	03:04:45:27	Brin [Basil]	Relying heavily
03:04:45:25	03:04:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is that the guitar?
03:04:47:27	03:04:48:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
03:04:49:24	03:04:50:21	Chris [GM]	He does know TVD.
03:04:51:23	03:04:55:29	Steve [Nortle]	wait uh special effects and backup is what you said okay so we want to
03:04:55:29	03:05:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	we want a sabotage or heckle yep they
03:05:00:13	03:05:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	to do both actually because they don’t have any security and special effects special effects is is balanced by special effects so it’s almost like a roll-off
03:05:09:16	03:05:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	as well so so if we want to let their special effects just run rampant on us we can and do backup and then heckle in saboteur
03:05:20:25	03:05:22:16	Dave [Xeros]	we don’t need security this time
03:05:24:09	03:05:28:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, because he might have a heckler in his saboteur. I didn’t tell you at all.
03:05:28:22	03:05:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay
03:05:29:29	03:05:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	yeah there’s there’s a chance that we could need security but
03:05:35:13	03:05:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, I haven’t had a chance to do
03:05:38:25	03:05:45:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like backup performer yet. Is that what we want to do you said In addition to Saboteur, Heckler?
03:05:45:29	03:05:47:12	Chris [GM]	Jesse and Brynn.
03:05:46:04	03:05:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	that’s fine it’s all oh to them it switches to us but not
03:05:50:05	03:05:52:12	Chris [GM]	It has… Oh, it’s not switching to you.
03:05:52:02	03:05:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	no I think it’s just switching to you for some odd reason I didn’t get a test
03:05:54:08	03:05:54:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’re right.
03:05:54:11	03:06:00:15	Steve [Nortle]	brin what’s your intimidation like too cute
03:05:57:24	03:06:08:08	Brin [Basil]	Trash. I’m too cute. It’s very deceiving. People don’t take me seriously until
03:06:00:03	03:06:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	that’s true and she’s also wearing a dress which is fluffy now
03:06:02:28	03:06:04:06	Chris [GM]	But it’s very deceiving.
03:06:05:25	03:06:07:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have a plus four for Intimidation.
03:06:08:21	03:06:16:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’s hilarious. My intimidation is three, I think… Yeah, I… Yeah.
03:06:12:20	03:06:14:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s try and do the Heckler then.
03:06:15:05	03:06:19:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s our best chance if I roll something that matters
03:06:23:10	03:06:23:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
03:06:24:11	03:06:33:03	Chris [GM]	I think I’m going to do it different. We’re going to your first thing then someone’s turn and your thing that they I think that’s going to feel more balanced
03:06:30:03	03:06:36:04	Dave [Xeros]	and then back to me I’m cool with that and I think like cutting that way would probably be better too because we kind of get it all
03:06:34:26	03:06:40:09	Brin [Basil]	and it’ll give you time to think a little bit because it’s a lot. That’s a
03:06:37:28	03:06:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I’m good on my feet
03:06:38:05	03:06:40:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is all like simultaneous in it.
03:06:42:08	03:06:44:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. I’ll go I’ll do Heckler.
03:06:46:06	03:06:50:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well I have the highest I think for Intlimidation That’s right
03:06:49:29	03:06:55:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, but would Saboteur work towards special effects or backup
03:06:56:13	03:07:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	effects and special effects attack each other uh saboteur and heckler are countered by security um in a backup performer is is there’s
03:07:05:16	03:07:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	real counter to backup performance so it’s good to have a backup performing no matter what
03:07:07:25	03:07:08:04	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:07:10:06	03:07:10:26	Brin [Basil]	Right.
03:07:13:17	03:07:17:19	Steve [Nortle]	So should I do special effects? You do backup and you do heckle?
03:07:19:01	03:07:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	well balanced
03:07:20:27	03:07:21:27	Brin [Basil]	it. Sounds good.
03:07:21:29	03:07:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it okay did you tell us the symbols that you saw by the way can i interpret
03:07:22:20	03:07:23:11	Chris [GM]	okay
03:07:32:25	03:07:40:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	those real quick ah whoa i’ve seen these they
03:07:33:20	03:07:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	yes
03:07:36:08	03:07:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	I would say yes
03:07:40:04	03:07:51:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are the letters two h got two i’s and two l’s
03:07:41:22	03:07:43:12	Chris [GM]	T and H
03:07:45:01	03:07:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	ITH we have two I’s
03:07:46:12	03:07:48:06	Chris [GM]	the first letter you got
03:07:47:25	03:07:49:06	Brin [Basil]	Isn’t it I-I?
03:07:49:08	03:07:54:05	Chris [GM]	well you have we’ve got two I’s two L’s You’ve got T and an H.
03:07:54:25	03:07:59:19	Dave [Xeros]	two L’s, T and an H and then an upward arrow that’s the T
03:07:58:11	03:07:59:07	Chris [GM]	That’s the T.
03:07:58:22	03:07:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s the T.
03:08:00:25	03:08:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s oh that’s six i don’t know how many we’re missing or if this is all of them because they’re only sick do we know
03:08:10:10	03:08:17:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there was six arrows
03:08:10:29	03:08:16:09	Chris [GM]	Do you remember when you did the Arcana check on the spell how many arrows were coming out of it?
03:08:16:29	03:08:18:07	Brin [Basil]	Is that Lilith
03:08:19:03	03:08:20:17	Chris [GM]	It is Lilith.
03:08:22:22	03:08:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the shittiest like
03:08:23:00	03:08:24:12	Chris [GM]	A Lilith there, what is that?
03:08:27:26	03:08:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	1990s Sarah McLaughlin
03:08:28:16	03:08:28:29	Chris [GM]	No!
03:08:31:05	03:08:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	freaking
03:08:33:06	03:08:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	Daisy bullshit like I’m sorry
03:08:36:13	03:08:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	Someone’s got feelings!
03:08:37:03	03:08:43:20	Chris [GM]	You will know a Lilith if you find the last TBD score. It will make more sense.
03:08:45:05	03:08:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	i think it’s your wife
03:08:48:28	03:08:49:20	Chris [GM]	Do you now?
03:08:51:19	03:08:52:16	Chris [GM]	It is.
03:08:54:16	03:08:55:08	Chris [GM]	It was.
03:08:55:09	03:08:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s married
03:08:59:27	03:09:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	he’s married to the muffin man
03:09:00:19	03:09:01:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:09:05:26	03:09:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	why would Lilith be surrounding him is Lilith protecting him or is Lilith finding him
03:09:14:28	03:09:17:03	Chris [GM]	How much do you remember from what I sent you?
03:09:19:24	03:09:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	um i remember that
03:09:20:22	03:09:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	Or is she the Tupperware?!
03:09:24:14	03:09:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	if we were going kind of that fear tactic it is uh
03:09:28:13	03:09:30:19	Chris [GM]	What was the thing that I was afraid of?
03:09:33:26	03:09:42:18	Dave [Xeros]	with something to do with your wife yeah okay
03:09:35:24	03:09:44:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah, no worries. It’s not relevant to this right now so don’t worry but it’s a good memory, you do remember that.
03:09:42:18	03:09:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like
03:09:48:06	03:09:54:07	Chris [GM]	So Eros describes to all of you let’s bring this back narratively Eros remembers uh
03:09:55:14	03:10:05:10	Chris [GM]	from having a side conversation with TPD1 tonight as you guys were camping out, TBD shared with him that he at one point was married before
03:10:05:10	03:10:09:07	Chris [GM]	to his one and only love. And her name is Lillard.
03:10:11:26	03:10:18:15	Chris [GM]	And that tragically she’s no longer here in this place or alive.
03:10:21:03	03:10:21:23	Chris [GM]	It’s good music.
03:10:23:15	03:10:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sobering news.
03:10:23:26	03:10:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	we’ve had characters cross that veil and pull back dead people before there’s a cost
03:10:29:08	03:10:34:25	Chris [GM]	It’s happened before with dire consequences apocalypse.
03:10:33:16	03:10:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	it costs
03:10:36:29	03:10:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	well you know
03:10:37:03	03:10:37:12	Chris [GM]	But yeah.
03:10:38:02	03:10:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	But we don’t remember it often. It’s kind of forgotten in a few minutes?
03:10:39:09	03:10:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	well it’s really kind of written more down in the book of idios
03:10:44:25	03:10:51:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It helps, yeah you’re more likely to remember those details if you read the book Yeah
03:10:51:14	03:11:00:13	Chris [GM]	you guys figured out your roles? Excellent. Okay, so with the knowledge of you’ve figured out that TBD is definitely trying to tell you guys something
03:10:52:24	03:10:53:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we did.
03:11:01:11	03:11:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	bofitties though
03:11:03:11	03:11:13:12	Chris [GM]	You weren’t able to see it Did you even do your thing where you were trying to get out and you ran into La Donna and she told you that I don’t think you have time to go and do any reconnaissance right now
03:11:07:16	03:11:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he just he hugged her what are you a heckler though
03:11:09:04	03:11:12:23	Steve [Nortle]	I agree.
03:11:16:08	03:11:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	Crowd is getting wild.
03:11:20:03	03:11:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	he’s not even on stage so while we’re warming up he probably has a little bit of time and i imagine he’s just going to stick with ladana the whole time because she’s roaming through
03:11:21:02	03:11:22:13	Chris [GM]	Oh he’s in the crowd That’s true
03:11:23:13	03:11:37:17	Brin [Basil]	he has time all she
03:11:26:16	03:11:27:08	Chris [GM]	Great, yeah.
03:11:31:10	03:11:33:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s going to come heckle with me when we’re done.
03:11:34:20	03:11:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	first date!
03:11:35:15	03:11:36:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:11:37:10	03:11:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’s cute meat.
03:11:37:17	03:11:40:17	Brin [Basil]	has to do is smile and that’s her heckle
03:11:39:16	03:11:43:04	Chris [GM]	And they’re standing right next to Fawn Butterface and Vanillaet.
03:11:41:04	03:11:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	And she’s just like… The guitar strings break.
03:11:46:07	03:11:49:16	Brin [Basil]	Ah! Get this white trash out of here.
03:11:49:04	03:11:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I have a sec
03:11:49:16	03:11:59:24	Brin [Basil]	Does
03:11:50:08	03:11:53:16	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you roll me an insight because you’re looking for both of these?
03:11:54:24	03:11:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	you bardic inspiration um and then i will give
03:12:02:00	03:12:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is Insight. This is 16!
03:12:05:09	03:12:16:23	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. You see TBD up on stage just like you saw before. you see him almost in a daze his white eyes glowing he’s not holding both of these look
03:12:16:23	03:12:22:19	Chris [GM]	around the stage you don’t see both of These anywhere it is clear that it is just not
03:12:26:21	03:12:29:26	Brin [Basil]	that’s his way back. That’s
03:12:28:22	03:12:29:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, yeah.
03:12:31:03	03:12:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	somehow like made like converted into both of these is the spirit is the spirit of
03:12:36:10	03:12:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	Deep lore!
03:12:38:01	03:12:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	Lilith inside
03:12:38:09	03:12:45:09	Brin [Basil]	he plays her she don’t have
03:12:38:23	03:12:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is Monster House but she’s a guitar.
03:12:39:29	03:12:44:02	Chris [GM]	let you guys keep speculating all you want, but there
03:12:45:09	03:12:54:09	Brin [Basil]	a phone no wait you
03:12:45:27	03:12:49:29	Chris [GM]	It’s not that on the nose, yeah.
03:12:48:08	03:12:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	that on the nose. Did she give it to him as a present?
03:12:51:21	03:12:56:09	Chris [GM]	It’s kind of… it has a special memento to him
03:12:57:16	03:12:58:26	Chris [GM]	with Lilith, yeah
03:12:58:01	03:12:59:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s understandable.
03:13:01:07	03:13:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Never mind, never mind.
03:13:03:11	03:13:13:26	Brin [Basil]	don’t want to hear that I’m
03:13:05:29	03:13:06:26	Chris [GM]	the audience for us?
03:13:06:07	03:13:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, guys! This is the last time. Alright, I’m just going to circle everyone up backstage
03:13:11:00	03:13:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Huddle? Oh I’m not there.
03:13:12:21	03:13:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not there Hey guys, this is
03:13:13:26	03:13:25:26	Brin [Basil]	hyped I’m like hopping I hope I got the perfect backup performance for those guys I’ve been saving it.
03:13:18:06	03:13:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	Remember
03:13:19:05	03:13:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	Blue 42!
03:13:25:23	03:13:33:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. We’ve trained all of two hours for this, and
03:13:32:02	03:13:32:20	Brin [Basil]	Yeah!
03:13:33:18	03:13:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	it speaks volumes about how terrible the music scene is if we can win.
03:13:34:14	03:13:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	minutes everybody. I don’t know if you saw my incredible
03:13:42:11	03:13:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	drumming earlier, but I want to point out by comparison.
03:13:42:26	03:13:50:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just saying – like, I’m not comparing you to any. I’m Just Saying How Terrible Everyone Else Is And How Amazing We Are With Literally No Practice.
03:13:49:17	03:13:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hi i feel like this is kind of a tribute situation you know jack black writing the song on the spot yeah that’s basically what we’ve done
03:13:55:21	03:13:57:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. This is just a tribute!
03:13:57:27	03:13:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:13:58:29	03:14:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah get some tenacious D up in this always
03:14:00:16	03:14:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	all right everyone do your best do your
03:14:01:00	03:14:09:28	Brin [Basil]	No, for reals though It’s like my favorite thing ever Oh yeah
03:14:11:22	03:14:23:09	Brin [Basil]	Buttons will be undone I don’t
03:14:13:21	03:14:17:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh no, I know what she’s gonna do
03:14:23:09	03:14:31:26	Brin [Basil]	give a shit about TV It was all a part of the grand plan
03:14:25:10	03:14:26:11	Steve [Nortle]	already got the pills so
03:14:33:19	03:14:35:22	Chris [GM]	the stage it’s now 9 o’clock
03:14:37:04	03:14:38:21	Chris [GM]	in Battle of the Bands time
03:14:40:28	03:14:50:01	Chris [GM]	You look across the stage and you see TBD’s eyes as he starts gauging to the audience, and it’s almost like spotlight pop out spanning across the crowd
03:14:50:01	03:15:01:15	Chris [GM]	But he gets a 22, and I rolled a 4 for that. So he rolled it very high in case the audience goes to go for it.
03:14:52:18	03:14:53:06	Brin [Basil]	Dang
03:14:57:14	03:14:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	gauged the audience really well
03:15:00:07	03:15:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	gosh
03:15:00:11	03:15:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:15:06:04	03:15:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	to re-roll that, guys.
03:15:08:01	03:15:43:03	Steve [Nortle]	that’s sequential yeah all right
03:15:09:05	03:15:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t even know how you do that. Like a 1 and 2? How does that even happen? Go… It’s probably… Yeah, you just jinxed me and that’s probably what you can get.
03:15:13:22	03:15:20:29	Brin [Basil]	We’ll take it
03:15:13:23	03:15:14:28	Chris [GM]	Go for the 3!
03:15:21:02	03:15:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	No. I got an 19. That was a good roll up so that is plus insight so that is a 21
03:15:22:22	03:15:23:12	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
03:15:29:02	03:15:31:01	Chris [GM]	Nice. Okay, roll D4.
03:15:31:10	03:15:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	d4.
03:15:34:26	03:15:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, it’s a 3.
03:15:39:02	03:15:42:19	Chris [GM]	Beautiful. We are getting tight battled here.
03:15:42:18	03:15:51:29	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so I’m gauging the audience he’s got his little spotlight things going on right i am gonna come out on stage but this time what i do is
03:15:42:19	03:15:42:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	-hee -hee
03:15:47:10	03:15:47:29	Chris [GM]	Nice.
03:15:51:29	03:16:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	i’m doing um the my nega persona so i light everything up but it’s a black flame it’s like
03:16:01:14	03:16:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	absorbing light not emitting light and everything else turns on so all the lights like flash up
03:16:03:17	03:16:04:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and every
03:16:04:04	03:16:04:16	Brin [Basil]	Ooh!
03:16:09:05	03:16:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	almost make everyone go blind to bleed out his spotlights going on and then i pull it back rods and cones have fired in their eyes. But when it goes
03:16:12:19	03:16:13:18	Brin [Basil]	Flash grenades?
03:16:19:28	03:16:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	off, because of the black flame that I’ve been able to etch into it It is etched inside their retinas The Empire will take over. And then
03:16:21:08	03:16:21:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why
03:16:30:22	03:16:31:19	Chris [GM]	A vision.
03:16:31:02	03:16:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	Central!
03:16:31:17	03:16:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	Sijil! Yep And then it’s boom! That’s where this insane purple flame explodes everywhere
03:16:32:29	03:16:35:24	Chris [GM]	A silhouette of Eros in everyone’s eyes.
03:16:37:09	03:16:39:04	Chris [GM]	I got chills, man.
03:16:38:05	03:16:38:22	Brin [Basil]	Chill.
03:16:43:14	03:16:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	It wraps around the arena
03:16:45:06	03:16:47:07	Chris [GM]	This is just insight called down.
03:16:46:16	03:16:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it explodes Dude, I’m This is the performance. This is gauging and getting them hyped, and then that flame again rolls up. This time instead of purple it’s double dragon blue
03:16:47:20	03:16:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:16:49:05	03:16:50:07	Chris [GM]	just gauging the audience.
03:16:57:00	03:16:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	and red
03:16:58:15	03:16:59:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	double dragon
03:16:59:21	03:17:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i have a question
03:17:00:01	03:17:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	It peels that piece back from the top 10 So our side of the tent Is almost completely peeled away We’re going to blow the roof off this thing
03:17:00:16	03:17:02:12	Brin [Basil]	Wooo! Cool trick.
03:17:11:03	03:17:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it night time right now it’s nine o’clock do we know the phase of the moon tonight
03:17:12:15	03:17:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah Doesn’t that look like?
03:17:13:07	03:17:14:20	Chris [GM]	You see the stars?
03:17:17:02	03:17:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s full
03:17:17:29	03:17:22:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s full moon okay okay I’m pretty sure
03:17:18:26	03:17:20:21	Chris [GM]	Sure, it’s full. Why not?
03:17:19:04	03:17:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	It’s saloon-y
03:17:22:17	03:17:25:04	Chris [GM]	it’s been full every night because It’s a loop.
03:17:24:26	03:17:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s been full this entire time okay it’s only our second night uh
03:17:26:11	03:17:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
03:17:28:25	03:17:36:00	Chris [GM]	That’s true, although it is a little cloudier this night I never told you guys but it’s a little cloudier than the first
03:17:30:06	03:17:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	think we made it.
03:17:38:14	03:17:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	all right so if anyone has lycanthropy and the moon’s half hidden they’re going to revert
03:17:39:22	03:17:39:28	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:17:45:02	03:17:50:24	Dave [Xeros]	so just fyi we need to make sure our imp is in bathing in full moonlight so it’s
03:17:50:24	03:18:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	like can’t repeat the wear imp so that salune light is hitting the stage Right.
03:17:53:27	03:17:55:29	Chris [GM]	a constant spotlight down on you guys
03:17:54:24	03:18:00:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know what canterpy is okay good yeah so
03:18:02:03	03:18:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we get some type of advantage because of this like i’ll look up i’ll i’ll look it up later but we definitely get we have one they’ve used
03:18:05:17	03:18:06:09	Chris [GM]	Do we?
03:18:08:07	03:18:11:16	Chris [GM]	I think you got two left right Is that what I’m hearing
03:18:12:27	03:18:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	I had to burn that, that was terrible.
03:18:13:15	03:18:16:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep so we have one more yes
03:18:14:08	03:18:16:01	Chris [GM]	Okay one left Awesome
03:18:17:25	03:18:23:03	Chris [GM]	Excellent job engaging the audience What were the roles chosen
03:18:22:11	03:18:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	does he do a spectral he only gets to one at the very end so I’m next with the special effects as the roof
03:18:26:11	03:18:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	I do it at the end.
03:18:27:09	03:18:27:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:18:33:17	03:18:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	begins to tear open Nortle walks and he does just like a really intricate oh wait no I have to roll for this okay
03:18:44:24	03:18:47:04	Steve [Nortle]	I got an idea though guys
03:18:45:07	03:18:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:18:47:17	03:18:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	until it’s cool.
03:18:49:27	03:18:54:28	Steve [Nortle]	ok Okay, and I can pick. So yeah, I’m going to use my acrobatics on this
03:18:55:13	03:18:55:29	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
03:18:58:14	03:18:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	13
03:19:02:20	03:19:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	How does this one work?
03:19:06:02	03:19:09:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s for a die right so I get 1d6
03:19:08:21	03:19:11:15	Chris [GM]	Yes! Yes, with a 13-1d6. Yes.
03:19:15:25	03:19:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	okay so the roll isn’t impressive but what I do
03:19:20:01	03:19:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	Well your initiating roll is just a damage roll. E for effort
03:19:23:04	03:19:24:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
03:19:25:19	03:19:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	F for effort
03:19:28:17	03:19:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	I do like full-on gymnastics
03:19:33:09	03:19:42:13	Steve [Nortle]	tumbling cartwheels back flips uh turns spins i even i even like do a bit of a run and then instead of like sliding on my
03:19:42:13	03:19:48:03	Steve [Nortle]	knees i actually drop back onto my shell and i spin and as i do that i release my breath of the
03:19:48:03	03:19:55:01	Steve [Nortle]	dragon lightning and so lightning bolts fire out of my mouth as i spin around and they reach up
03:19:55:01	03:20:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	catch onto the claws as it’s ripping open the roof so there’s like lightning coming
03:20:05:16	03:20:06:01	Brin [Basil]	Moonlightning?
03:20:06:00	03:20:12:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, not one.
03:20:08:01	03:20:11:02	Chris [GM]	Love it. And what was it that you rolled? Oh my god.
03:20:10:17	03:20:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	One.
03:20:11:23	03:20:13:10	Brin [Basil]	We don’t need to talk about that.
03:20:13:26	03:20:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	It was cool looking.
03:20:15:29	03:20:21:23	Brin [Basil]	We said it earlier in the recording. You can go back and reference it later.
03:20:18:03	03:20:20:13	Steve [Nortle]	You’ll have to look it up.
03:20:22:06	03:20:28:28	Steve [Nortle]	But I do my… I do do the spirit persona, right? Or the… Okay.
03:20:27:04	03:20:29:11	Chris [GM]	yes you do yep nice
03:20:30:17	03:20:40:21	Steve [Nortle]	So with that hole torn open It rolls and doesn’t matter Anything I pick will be over 20
03:20:40:21	03:20:50:23	Steve [Nortle]	So the spectral attack is That as it ripped it open it then takes the electricity and mixes
03:20:50:23	03:21:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	it with that fire. And it kind of begins to intertwine and spin down like a massive whirlwind and when it hits the stage, it explodes
03:21:01:16	03:21:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	into this huge army of imps and dragonborn and dragons just an entire mass and yeah
03:21:14:02	03:21:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:21:14:02	03:21:15:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:14:16	03:21:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	a seven bean dip army spread out
03:21:16:19	03:21:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:20:04	03:21:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Make it
03:21:21:03	03:21:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:21:22:06	03:21:23:11	Brin [Basil]	Make it stop!
03:21:22:18	03:21:34:18	Steve [Nortle]	they line up in perfect sequence and begin to do the haka just like charging up the crowd
03:21:35:28	03:21:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	dealing I suck at this 4 damage it has a d12
03:21:39:15	03:21:41:16	Chris [GM]	it’s all right that’s actually a pretty good roll
03:21:43:06	03:21:45:01	Dave [Xeros]	Hyped. Hyped!
03:21:45:00	03:21:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not a good roll.
03:21:47:03	03:21:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s less than average, it’s an F-.
03:21:51:19	03:21:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s an E for effort.
03:21:54:14	03:22:04:16	Chris [GM]	while you were describing in that TBD rolled an 18 plus and 8 for 26 uh and we’ll see what he does for so his special effect
03:21:58:10	03:21:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	Dagnabbit!
03:22:01:29	03:22:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	That guy.
03:22:02:25	03:22:04:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Boo
03:22:04:16	03:22:12:24	Chris [GM]	this is his special effects um it’s based off our arcana he is from the school of magus he
03:22:12:24	03:22:24:07	Chris [GM]	is an alumni there he has pre -planned with all the other interns there and they simultaneously create a light show of stars and galaxies
03:22:24:07	03:22:33:26	Chris [GM]	and beyond to atoms almost to the realm, what’s it called? The Ant-Man thing. The quantum realm. It’s like
03:22:31:19	03:22:32:11	Steve [Nortle]	Quantum realm.
03:22:31:24	03:22:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	The Quantum Realm?
03:22:34:04	03:22:36:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like the Journey of Icarus.
03:22:35:08	03:22:45:14	Brin [Basil]	light show from 7th
03:22:35:16	03:22:42:26	Chris [GM]	a light show and the crowd is just drawn in as it’s going infinity. Yes!
03:22:40:11	03:22:42:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the U2 laser show.
03:22:43:19	03:22:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	A little crab thing comes down on the stage. I’m sorry, guys. I blew that.
03:22:44:22	03:22:45:11	Chris [GM]	Seven.
03:22:50:11	03:23:00:25	Chris [GM]	And then with his spectral attack you guys are still pretty close um and as that light shows is happening in
03:23:00:25	03:23:11:11	Chris [GM]	front of everyone’s eyes the spectral of a giant tyrannosaurus rocks with laser eyes and robot arms that are long enough to hold an
03:23:06:22	03:23:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:23:11:11	03:23:18:17	Chris [GM]	electric guitar strums down a power chord in harmony in unison with the universe
03:23:12:21	03:23:13:25	Brin [Basil]	No way!
03:23:14:10	03:23:31:06	Brin [Basil]	Stomp down at power source of their robots.
03:23:19:22	03:23:21:01	Chris [GM]	as a performance roll.
03:23:20:24	03:23:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m going to have to like… I need you to roll arcana on a tyrannosaurus with long arms.
03:23:21:00	03:23:21:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jeez.
03:23:23:16	03:23:26:17	Chris [GM]	It is a 20…
03:23:28:02	03:23:28:16	Chris [GM]	What?
03:23:29:03	03:23:30:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s just I don’t believe it.
03:23:30:05	03:23:35:13	Chris [GM]	They’re robot arms, actual arms, yeah that wouldn’t work at all but robot arms
03:23:32:05	03:23:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:23:35:04	03:23:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Are you okay? Yeah, robot
03:23:36:22	03:23:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so a dinosaur fact for you guys. Tyrannosaurus is approximately as long as a human arm. They’re basically the same way.
03:23:37:14	03:23:38:19	Chris [GM]	I thought about it
03:23:45:15	03:23:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i think
03:23:48:19	03:23:48:28	Steve [Nortle]	However,
03:23:48:26	03:23:49:19	Chris [GM]	an electric guitar
03:23:49:29	03:23:53:08	Steve [Nortle]	not around their body but maybe like a cello?
03:23:56:25	03:23:58:12	Steve [Nortle]	But it doesn’t have
03:23:59:28	03:24:03:22	Steve [Nortle]	any opposable digits so it would have to cup
03:24:01:13	03:24:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	just as a side note you know those little arms do match like the little opening like bone off of
03:24:03:22	03:24:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	and by giant
03:24:06:27	03:24:08:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	has robot hands It’s not robot arms.
03:24:12:08	03:24:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	of a bird. So those could have actually just been wings, yep.
03:24:13:25	03:24:15:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’ve heard that theory
03:24:16:29	03:24:19:19	Chris [GM]	Giant wings Yeah. Yep, I’ve heard that too
03:24:19:29	03:24:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	we mean just the size of that.
03:24:21:11	03:24:32:02	Chris [GM]	But in this case He’s got giant robot arms That are long enough to hold an electric guitar And he slams his power cord down In harmony with the universe And rolled a 20
03:24:23:10	03:24:26:04	Brin [Basil]	Robot arms with him on And up the whole fucking dog
03:24:24:01	03:24:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	for the bottle!
03:24:29:27	03:24:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
03:24:32:26	03:24:33:25	Chris [GM]	For a
03:24:33:00	03:24:33:27	Steve [Nortle]	Dang it!
03:24:34:29	03:24:36:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
03:24:35:07	03:24:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t. Don’t!
03:24:37:09	03:24:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh really?
03:24:38:20	03:24:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t.
03:24:39:19	03:24:40:04	Chris [GM]	Woo!
03:24:39:21	03:24:40:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
03:24:40:12	03:24:47:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, don’t worry about it. Our dragon has beefy arms so that he can go… He could take down these robot arms no problem.
03:24:43:17	03:24:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah it is
03:24:45:10	03:24:47:27	Chris [GM]	We’ll bring it back to the lead singer To do her performance
03:24:49:04	03:24:50:01	Chris [GM]	Who’s next?
03:24:51:12	03:24:58:06	Chris [GM]	You’ll be after Dave Let me get your tenacious D going right
03:24:53:26	03:25:02:22	Dave [Xeros]	Alright guys I’ve got this This is just a tribute I couldn’t remember
03:25:08:04	03:25:08:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
03:25:08:23	03:25:09:08	Steve [Nortle]	Basil?
03:25:10:09	03:25:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hold up This is my performance check.
03:25:21:14	03:25:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	Barbs.
03:25:23:16	03:25:26:00	Dave [Xeros]	I have another spell slot, man.
03:25:24:07	03:25:48:01	Brin [Basil]	It’s infinite. Did
03:25:27:05	03:25:29:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right. I had an advantage.
03:25:31:00	03:25:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	P.S., I forgot.
03:25:37:04	03:25:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	All right, there you go. The barbs have been cast.
03:25:42:07	03:25:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna roll my advantage over to…
03:25:47:02	03:25:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	Who’s… I gave you Bardic. You have advantage already. I’ll give it to Falclaw.
03:25:48:01	03:25:55:08	Brin [Basil]	you already give me one? Yeah, so I have a bardic right now.
03:25:51:03	03:25:53:14	Steve [Nortle]	I do for all the good it’s doing.
03:25:53:10	03:26:04:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	heckler we have
03:25:54:27	03:26:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	You do? um he so these two both have independent advantage from silvery barbs you have bardic inspiration on
03:26:02:01	03:26:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	six yeah and then we have one more group advantage left so the bitch
03:26:02:09	03:26:10:13	Chris [GM]	your group advantage to use whatever and i don’t have any disadvantages left good luck killasaurus
03:26:04:10	03:26:11:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one more yep sucks to suck
03:26:13:16	03:26:14:26	Chris [GM]	and roll a
03:26:16:15	03:26:17:19	Chris [GM]	that would be
03:26:19:01	03:26:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	a 17 d8 all right
03:26:20:04	03:26:21:20	Chris [GM]	17 you got
03:26:23:00	03:26:27:20	Chris [GM]	oh yeah it’s the gate so D8
03:26:28:20	03:26:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	let’s do this too this
03:26:39:22	03:26:46:23	Brin [Basil]	No! NO! This is
03:26:42:22	03:26:47:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right
03:26:45:14	03:26:45:23	Chris [GM]	a tribute
03:26:47:12	03:26:51:01	Chris [GM]	alright TBD is going to put on a show now Killasaurus
03:26:52:03	03:26:54:14	Chris [GM]	they’re going to play one of their classics
03:27:01:00	03:27:07:28	Chris [GM]	because all his songs are spell slots or spell list on the back guitar but he doesn’t have
03:27:06:10	03:27:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t have
03:27:08:29	03:27:11:09	Brin [Basil]	there’s no teleprompter to speed him his lyrics
03:27:20:16	03:27:28:05	Chris [GM]	TBD on stage almost as if in a trance rips out of rockin’ guitar solo
03:27:28:18	03:27:43:29	Brin [Basil]	did you roll yet keep your
03:27:31:15	03:27:41:07	Chris [GM]	this is for performance 7 plus 6 12 so that means I get oh 13 13. 1d6
03:27:36:08	03:27:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a
03:27:43:10	03:27:47:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, go ahead Basil
03:27:43:29	03:27:54:22	Brin [Basil]	voice down okay all right so oh wait I have to roll first
03:27:52:04	03:27:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	show
03:27:52:13	03:27:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Here we go.
03:27:54:22	03:28:02:23	Brin [Basil]	mm -hmm okay I’m
03:27:57:14	03:28:06:29	Chris [GM]	to choose your ability No it’s a performance check So use your performance modifier Correct or acrobatics
03:27:57:19	03:28:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	or acrobatics it’s both
03:28:02:23	03:28:07:16	Brin [Basil]	using yeah that’s what I’m
03:28:04:08	03:28:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	back right you should use this last group one or no
03:28:07:16	03:28:15:16	Brin [Basil]	using what is up
03:28:13:26	03:28:21:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you should definitely use the last one here we’re
03:28:15:16	03:28:22:05	Brin [Basil]	with the two no it’s not okay
03:28:17:24	03:28:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	your bar to conspiration is not going to do anything for that so roll it
03:28:21:21	03:28:31:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	out of advantages oh yeah
03:28:23:21	03:28:29:17	Chris [GM]	This one does have to be the 15 You’re out of advantages officially
03:28:30:07	03:28:39:07	Brin [Basil]	ok we’re good we made it 17 okay
03:28:33:01	03:28:37:27	Chris [GM]	Now you guys did do special effects So you’ll just do a 1d4 plus your charisma Modifier
03:28:39:07	03:28:49:22	Brin [Basil]	and then plus my charisma 1d4
03:28:41:26	03:28:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	So 1d4 plus your charisma modifier, which is your plus on whatever is underneath your charisma.
03:28:49:22	03:28:57:29	Brin [Basil]	I just pop 5 4 4
03:28:57:29	03:29:03:29	Brin [Basil]	plus one yeah don’t you worry
03:28:58:16	03:29:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	You go girl or my freaking four on a server.
03:29:00:09	03:29:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	on my d8.
03:29:03:29	03:29:12:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m -I mean, I had to use this. Okay so being
03:29:06:07	03:29:08:26	Chris [GM]	Tell me what your spectral rock persona does
03:29:11:16	03:29:14:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah wait first we have to hear what the backup was.
03:29:12:15	03:29:19:01	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s what it says last day
03:29:14:27	03:29:16:06	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah, yeah. I’m so sorry.
03:29:19:01	03:29:28:00	Brin [Basil]	So the entire stage fills a smoke and I’m dancing in unison with those imps
03:29:19:09	03:29:20:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Thank you.
03:29:28:00	03:29:35:17	Brin [Basil]	That’s right. The seven dip. The Seven Layer Dip Warriors
03:29:31:22	03:29:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	Seven layered army.
03:29:35:17	03:29:44:10	Brin [Basil]	anyways and then I walk around and my tail
03:29:42:17	03:29:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:29:44:10	03:29:49:10	Brin [Basil]	pops out and it’s this beautiful
03:29:46:11	03:29:47:11	Chris [GM]	It’s so fluffy!
03:29:49:10	03:29:59:04	Brin [Basil]	poop ball. It’s a butter! And then yeah we just you know me in the give
03:29:52:24	03:29:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:29:59:04	03:30:09:10	Brin [Basil]	a little shake. Uh -huh and the fluff, and
03:29:59:10	03:30:03:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just entranced.
03:30:00:07	03:30:03:02	Chris [GM]	The whole crowd is just following along with it.
03:30:09:10	03:30:17:11	Brin [Basil]	this is perfect beat go to it. Yeah I back
03:30:11:27	03:30:14:14	Chris [GM]	And how do you back it up with your spectral persona?
03:30:15:00	03:30:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	backed it up but cool
03:30:17:11	03:30:23:01	Brin [Basil]	to that um yeah I’m gonna do a backflip
03:30:23:26	03:30:24:03	Chris [GM]	Nice.
03:30:23:29	03:30:33:02	Brin [Basil]	and me in the dragon are going to go back actually that’s pretty awesome no we’re gonna I’m going to fly with my fist all
03:30:26:17	03:30:27:11	Chris [GM]	High five?
03:30:33:02	03:30:38:23	Brin [Basil]	the way across the crowd, over the crowd and I’m gonna punch that Trinosaurus Rex
03:30:38:23	03:30:45:16	Brin [Basil]	right in the throat. With? No but it’s with me like we’re
03:30:40:22	03:30:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	even going to use this spectral stuff you’ll just do it yourself.
03:30:45:16	03:30:57:09	Brin [Basil]	in unison! We’re in unision exactly I’m within I’m within’ the buff arm mimicking the same yeah when punched at
03:30:49:26	03:30:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, I got it.
03:31:04:04	03:31:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	leaping.
03:31:05:16	03:31:16:28	Brin [Basil]	definitely but definitely athletics 15 okay for
03:31:13:18	03:31:21:20	Chris [GM]	congrats so that’ll give you a 1v6 ooh nice
03:31:13:19	03:31:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah!
03:31:16:23	03:31:17:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Six…
03:31:16:28	03:31:23:29	Brin [Basil]	or does that have any
03:31:20:28	03:31:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh, and then you can add
03:31:23:29	03:31:30:20	Brin [Basil]	so i definitely should add this or should I save it oh ok
03:31:26:03	03:31:26:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	inspiration?
03:31:26:29	03:31:30:05	Chris [GM]	that wouldn’t be to the attack that would only be to like an ability
03:31:28:16	03:31:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
03:31:32:14	03:31:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right i think we went through this once before um yeah
03:31:37:04	03:31:43:08	Chris [GM]	you’re not inspiring the attack damage you’re inspiring the ability to attack
03:31:41:02	03:31:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	it is just a double check
03:31:50:08	03:31:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	Bardic Inspiration.
03:31:52:13	03:32:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	Creature can add one ability check, attack roll or saving throw. This can be added after seeing the roll before… Yep.
03:32:01:24	03:32:09:24	Dave [Xeros]	No you can’t it says oh no okay ability check attack roll Okay yeah so no damage roll. Ability roll, attack rolls, saving throw any of them through.
03:32:11:07	03:32:17:03	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna have Falcual go next and we’ll finalize with you with the Thickpin out
03:32:11:20	03:32:19:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay awesome.
03:32:17:04	03:32:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	Got it.
03:32:23:01	03:32:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m heckling actually right or I can, I can.
03:32:27:11	03:32:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	wait
03:32:28:24	03:32:31:01	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t TBD do something in response?
03:32:29:25	03:32:31:24	Chris [GM]	yes, thank you
03:32:34:14	03:32:35:07	Chris [GM]	Thank you.
03:32:37:21	03:32:47:04	Chris [GM]	And that is, once again… Performance or acrobatics? Performance for this one.
03:32:54:12	03:32:59:02	Chris [GM]	Kilosaurus has a series of hologram
03:33:00:02	03:33:10:07	Chris [GM]	mage hand style press-the-digitate backup dinosaurs just kind of like dance along to the music But they’re really cool looking.
03:33:09:29	03:33:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	trying to combat our seven nation army with their own prehistoric army
03:33:13:07	03:33:15:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah They like
03:33:15:13	03:33:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	I think that’s just a comps like Nathan
03:33:16:05	03:33:23:29	Brin [Basil]	not gonna work. We’re all twerking like
03:33:21:24	03:33:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	The little fluffy tails
03:33:23:29	03:33:29:01	Brin [Basil]	this have
03:33:24:02	03:33:35:04	Chris [GM]	Zombie Thriller Dance Walking on the stage And they’re cool looking They’re made of lasers Like that cool 80’s laser background That’s what their material is
03:33:32:19	03:33:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:33:35:04	03:33:46:03	Chris [GM]	And that would be a Yes In The Big Circle in Vegas That’s a performance.
03:33:37:08	03:33:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	it you are the u2 laser show okay all right yep the
03:33:47:28	03:34:02:07	Brin [Basil]	you guys seen that by the way it’s insane sure doesn’t
03:33:53:18	03:33:56:02	Chris [GM]	Six plus eight, can’t do math right now.
03:33:55:16	03:33:56:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14.
03:34:02:07	03:34:03:17	Brin [Basil]	been there seeing
03:34:03:17	03:34:19:29	Brin [Basil]	that. And
03:34:05:00	03:34:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	it is kind of like
03:34:06:00	03:34:10:26	Chris [GM]	They’ve been there seeing that. Oh! Negative four. That’s up low.
03:34:18:07	03:34:28:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, it’s okay or we can oh go ahead sorry
03:34:18:10	03:34:20:08	Chris [GM]	and then his spectral attack
03:34:19:29	03:34:21:12	Brin [Basil]	I freaking used this.
03:34:23:27	03:34:31:24	Chris [GM]	So as the Tyrannosaurus Rocks is up there finishing its guitar solo,
03:34:32:01	03:34:41:21	Chris [GM]	it’s going to do an intimidation and roar at you guys. And the roar is so loud that you feel a wind force pushing you back.
03:34:47:17	03:34:51:11	Brin [Basil]	We’re all we’re all backwards
03:34:48:16	03:34:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	all of us lean into the wind
03:34:52:07	03:34:52:23	Steve [Nortle]	Jackson
03:34:53:06	03:35:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	it actually helps us with our good job guys
03:34:54:11	03:34:58:01	Chris [GM]	Yes, yes. You all lean at the same time and come back up
03:34:57:27	03:34:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:34:57:27	03:34:59:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:35:02:24	03:35:06:13	Chris [GM]	All right. Now, Falclaw, you’re up with your heckling.
03:35:02:27	03:35:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I do heckling or saboteur have we already decided
03:35:12:12	03:35:18:10	Chris [GM]	You decided heckling but I will allow a saboteur
03:35:19:11	03:35:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	both do the same thing
03:35:20:18	03:35:23:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah okay so
03:35:26:07	03:35:35:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um okay uh okay i’m gonna roll first
03:35:26:18	03:35:29:13	Chris [GM]	But TBD does have security so you will have a contested roll
03:35:35:28	03:35:46:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and a half uh -huh yep uh that is 19
03:35:38:03	03:35:40:13	Chris [GM]	So you’ll be rolling stealth roll
03:35:49:03	03:35:49:22	Chris [GM]	plus five
03:35:49:23	03:35:58:18	Brin [Basil]	Thank you idiots!
03:35:51:14	03:35:52:12	Chris [GM]	Ooh, 18.
03:35:55:23	03:35:56:12	Chris [GM]	Congratulations.
03:35:57:13	03:36:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what did you say
03:35:58:18	03:36:08:13	Brin [Basil]	Yes. I’m like, I’m in the corner reading a…
03:36:02:08	03:36:05:05	Steve [Nortle]	He gets distracted and flies into the wall
03:36:05:10	03:36:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	Damn it! Don’t convert while he’s doing something.
03:36:08:25	03:36:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’d prefer you didn’t say his name while we were twerking but i guess it’s fine We’ll take what we can get.
03:36:10:27	03:36:12:04	Brin [Basil]	I’m using a pen.
03:36:21:09	03:36:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	image of Basil twerking
03:36:22:22	03:36:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay. Modifier plus 24. Okay, so I am actually going to recruit LaDonna.
03:36:24:03	03:36:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	giving it all she’s got.
03:36:34:22	03:36:35:10	Chris [GM]	in the crowd with you
03:36:35:03	03:36:40:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we’re like both in the crowd and we’re on a double date
03:36:44:06	03:36:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m gonna convince her that we have to…
03:36:44:28	03:36:46:28	Brin [Basil]	How is it? A double tape?
03:36:47:19	03:36:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	Vanilla and…
03:36:50:07	03:36:51:20	Steve [Nortle]	They walk by and they’re making out.
03:36:51:17	03:36:52:04	Chris [GM]	Butterflyer.
03:36:53:09	03:36:53:28	Brin [Basil]	Vanilla!
03:36:56:20	03:36:58:11	Steve [Nortle]	I was like, is that a tongue?
03:36:59:16	03:37:04:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um uh we’re both going to use what are like our magical ability abilities
03:37:04:27	03:37:12:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but i’m gonna like convince her like we have to like uh untune their instruments
03:37:12:14	03:37:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	And we have to hold hands! We have…
03:37:14:00	03:37:18:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and we haveと and for our magic powers to be like effective yeah we have hold hands so
03:37:18:02	03:37:28:19	Chris [GM]	Now I said I said pretty clearly that LaDonna cannot be discovered if she’s helped sabotage. So, I’m going to do a roll for LaDona.
03:37:28:24	03:37:30:28	Chris [GM]	If it’s below 15 for her,
03:37:31:16	03:37:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	found out i see this happening i’m going to actually give ladana my last bardic inspiration
03:37:32:07	03:37:35:18	Chris [GM]	she might have some consequences for this. Okay?
03:37:42:07	03:37:47:04	Chris [GM]	All right. She’s going to roll whatever your… What are you rolling for?
03:37:48:29	03:37:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah so it’s gonna be well i would like to make it still
03:37:50:27	03:37:53:07	Dave [Xeros]	or uh sleight of hand
03:37:52:27	03:37:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	Sleight of hand.
03:37:57:16	03:38:00:22	Brin [Basil]	It says right there, stealth. Doesn’t it?
03:37:59:26	03:38:07:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but i’m thinking uh
03:38:01:14	03:38:05:20	Dave [Xeros]	slight of hell well no you’re right no stealth because it’s I was thinking dexterity.
03:38:07:08	03:38:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah we like basically with our magic like like uh mage hand and stuff
03:38:13:05	03:38:20:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh we’re we’re gonna you know mess up all the tuners on their instruments on stage
03:38:20:14	03:38:21:10	Chris [GM]	I like it.
03:38:21:09	03:38:21:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:38:22:11	03:38:23:14	Chris [GM]	It’s good sabotage.
03:38:28:02	03:38:29:27	Steve [Nortle]	That album’s almost 10 years old.
03:38:31:00	03:38:32:25	Chris [GM]	Only 10, that surprises me.
03:38:32:23	03:38:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, you’re 40 years old man.
03:38:35:14	03:38:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	You realize that right?
03:38:36:28	03:38:38:12	Chris [GM]	Turning 42 this month.
03:38:40:20	03:38:44:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	chris do you want me to roll again for stealth what are you saying or i’m rolling
03:38:44:16	03:38:46:09	Chris [GM]	So you have to choose an ability
03:38:47:18	03:38:58:29	Chris [GM]	You’re doing Sabotage so it’s stealth and what did you roll? You rolled a contested role so you were successful. Now that’s what you did add your Stealth modifier plus 1v4 for
03:38:53:27	03:39:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah d4 yep okay okay uh so it’s a seven
03:38:59:18	03:39:00:25	Chris [GM]	what the Stealth does
03:39:04:04	03:39:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	Plus your modifier. Okay cool.
03:39:05:07	03:39:07:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah six plus one
03:39:07:27	03:39:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my hands
03:39:07:29	03:39:10:18	Chris [GM]	And then you want Ladonas as well
03:39:12:11	03:39:14:10	Chris [GM]	Where is she? I know I have her.
03:39:15:23	03:39:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	Now Falk Lies.
03:39:18:11	03:39:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	Right in the poem of Spam.
03:39:22:16	03:39:28:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are so sweaty right now just like wet feathers
03:39:22:21	03:39:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	This is going to be
03:39:23:20	03:39:24:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:39:24:26	03:39:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe you should have had her hold your wing.
03:39:27:21	03:39:42:00	Brin [Basil]	like I
03:39:28:11	03:39:37:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and the
03:39:29:29	03:39:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	This is a very damp experience.
03:39:31:08	03:39:34:28	Chris [GM]	It’s stealth that we’re rolling? Which one’s stealth, is that the dexterity?
03:39:37:24	03:39:39:18	Chris [GM]	Oh man, it’s
03:39:40:07	03:39:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	And the bardic, and the bardac.
03:39:40:21	03:39:48:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she has to get above a 15
03:39:41:04	03:39:42:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a 10
03:39:42:07	03:39:46:19	Chris [GM]	It’s a 4 plus 6 and a 10
03:39:50:03	03:39:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	Five or six, five or six! Four!
03:39:54:14	03:40:03:14	Brin [Basil]	that is so messed up here she can have my bardic i do
03:39:57:00	03:39:58:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
03:39:59:19	03:40:02:19	Chris [GM]	You’re not with her a Zensi fruit.
03:40:04:20	03:40:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	Bounce it off your butt!
03:40:05:06	03:40:07:07	Brin [Basil]	I doodly-do
03:40:05:23	03:40:06:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:40:08:04	03:40:09:19	Chris [GM]	I’m going to let this stand
03:40:11:24	03:40:22:03	Chris [GM]	that she’s going to add an additional 1v4 to your roll, a one and she’s going to get out of dodge because she
03:40:22:03	03:40:33:11	Chris [GM]	feels the presence of the Dreamweaver eye on her all sudden She puts the hood back on, she says gotta go thanks for the fun time and she’s out of there.
03:40:37:06	03:40:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just leave all of you i’ve got it i gotta hold on
03:40:40:03	03:40:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	go for it dude you don’t do anything for yourself
03:40:42:29	03:40:50:14	Chris [GM]	with LaDonna’s help you guys got pretty dang far that was great Okay so That was one plus what you got
03:40:44:14	03:40:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay and then that was so i got seven
03:40:52:22	03:41:04:21	Chris [GM]	So eight And Heckler is Put on a show So minus eight
03:41:05:06	03:41:08:00	Chris [GM]	Dang! That hurts
03:41:09:19	03:41:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	It might’ve broken your heart and ruined any chance for future happiness. But like that?
03:41:13:17	03:41:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	no I’m serious
03:41:16:08	03:41:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have to do my spectral attack too right
03:41:18:01	03:41:19:04	Chris [GM]	You do now
03:41:19:01	03:41:24:07	Steve [Nortle]	Unless you run away. Unless you chase after the girl of your dreams into dream of another guy.
03:41:26:19	03:41:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	i like that a lot i wish i could do that
03:41:29:03	03:41:31:13	Chris [GM]	The dream of another guy
03:41:30:17	03:41:38:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what I missed something so I get to roll a d6
03:41:38:23	03:41:39:10	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
03:41:42:04	03:41:44:06	Chris [GM]	This is really loud all of a sudden, I’m caught right there.
03:41:44:23	03:41:45:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 4
03:41:45:26	03:42:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm -hmm
03:41:47:20	03:41:57:23	Chris [GM]	Nice guys, nice. That was under Saboteur, right? Oh! You put the modifier in the wrong spot because you did Saboteurs, not Heckler.
03:42:01:12	03:42:06:19	Chris [GM]	Special effects score it won’t change. Still picks it at the same time.
03:42:08:08	03:42:08:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:42:11:07	03:42:13:01	Chris [GM]	That was your
03:42:14:09	03:42:18:19	Chris [GM]	Spectral Persona attack and what was
03:42:17:10	03:42:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
03:42:19:29	03:42:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I rolled a 14 so I rolled d6
03:42:26:23	03:42:36:16	Brin [Basil]	Describe it We’re starting to get tired
03:42:26:26	03:42:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
03:42:32:21	03:42:33:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mhm
03:42:36:16	03:42:43:16	Brin [Basil]	It’s exhausting Yeah
03:42:38:16	03:42:43:11	Chris [GM]	and in fact that it’s past midnight we’re almost done
03:42:42:12	03:42:50:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um okay i am going to uh how about
03:42:53:26	03:43:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re just gonna go performance again and
03:43:00:26	03:43:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this time the yeah can
03:43:04:29	03:43:12:12	Chris [GM]	you already used performance as an ability with the spectral attack oh but you only get to do it once so you wouldn’t have used before yeah so you’re good
03:43:09:02	03:43:14:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you not okay so but
03:43:14:24	03:43:25:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this time uh the double dragon necks heads are gonna go up on the stage again they oppose the enemy’s stage
03:43:26:00	03:43:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and uh they’re going to like do like this like anaconda squeeze around TBD that’s like the next right and the head they’re just going to be like blasting
03:43:26:23	03:43:27:11	Chris [GM]	Getting personal.
03:43:31:01	03:43:31:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:43:31:23	03:43:32:13	Chris [GM]	Rad!
03:43:36:16	03:43:46:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like this this magical fire right into his face, trying to distract him a little bit with the performance there. Trying to strangle him still.
03:43:48:15	03:44:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	to do the final big phenolic quest i know who do u want do you wanna TBD to do his first, or do you want me
03:43:51:19	03:43:53:13	Chris [GM]	Well, you still have to do
03:43:54:18	03:43:55:29	Chris [GM]	your final thing.
03:44:00:09	03:44:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	to do mine first?
03:44:00:24	03:44:08:07	Chris [GM]	I’m going to do TBD’s first but he has to his security spectral attack
03:44:13:00	03:44:14:24	Chris [GM]	he will use
03:44:14:24	03:44:20:06	Brin [Basil]	But did you just use that to counter- or attempt to counter the sabotage? Right?
03:44:21:05	03:44:27:11	Chris [GM]	attempted that but the security still gets a spectral attack Yeah, but the security failed. But they still get respect.
03:44:21:29	03:44:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	spectral attack.
03:44:23:08	03:44:24:19	Brin [Basil]	And it failed. Okay.
03:44:27:28	03:44:35:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, so using Insight, TBD is going to look out with his great gate -to -the -audience role
03:44:35:15	03:44:42:12	Chris [GM]	and he’s going to tell the Speckle Rock persona, the Tyrannosaurus rocks,
03:44:45:26	03:44:54:02	Chris [GM]	He’s just going to let them know this is what the crowd wants and the crowd wants gore. And so, the dinosaur is going to bite
03:44:54:02	03:45:05:05	Chris [GM]	right into your double dragon as it’s trying to squeeze TBD and it gets a 15
03:44:57:02	03:44:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	Double dragon?
03:45:05:05	03:45:09:11	Chris [GM]	So that’s a 1v6 6
03:45:08:12	03:45:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	1d6.
03:45:09:04	03:45:09:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh!
03:45:11:26	03:45:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	Really?!
03:45:13:21	03:45:15:18	Chris [GM]	Beautiful Okay
03:45:19:00	03:45:29:03	Chris [GM]	Would you like TBD to go first? Is that what you wanted Okay, cool I rolled
03:45:21:03	03:45:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! I think his stats are really good.
03:45:30:22	03:45:37:14	Chris [GM]	2d6 and took the higher for every single stat. So like, there’s a couple plus twos in there.
03:45:34:26	03:45:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
03:45:40:11	03:45:42:11	Chris [GM]	Just one. Anyways, okay.
03:45:44:08	03:45:52:25	Chris [GM]	Kilosaurus or their big finale? That is a persuasion check. Fantastic. That’s his best stat.
03:45:57:13	03:46:05:12	Chris [GM]	Okay, 18. So, that’s 1D12. Okay, so TBD plays another one of their Kilosaurus classics
03:46:05:12	03:46:16:07	Chris [GM]	and the entire crowd is singing along and it just harmonizes. The flight show is still going on up above.
03:46:19:05	03:46:25:28	Chris [GM]	The Tyrannosaurus Rocks joins in on the solo. He’s like back-to-back with TBD but he’s a really big dinosaur in TBD.
03:46:25:13	03:46:28:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha! He’s pretty big, yeah.
03:46:25:19	03:46:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	Well, TBD is actually pretty tall anyway. Yeah, yeah, I mean…
03:46:27:10	03:46:29:16	Chris [GM]	He’s seven feet tall. Yeah, that’S true. That’S true
03:46:31:04	03:46:31:21	Chris [GM]	That’s seven.
03:46:32:09	03:46:33:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	AHHHHH!
03:46:33:13	03:46:35:26	Steve [Nortle]	This is bad news, my friends.
03:46:36:05	03:46:40:03	Chris [GM]	And then for the finale of The Final Spectacle Attack,
03:46:36:24	03:46:42:02	Brin [Basil]	You don’t get one!
03:46:41:14	03:46:44:26	Chris [GM]	it has the lead. They get one. Dave will have it as well.
03:46:45:14	03:46:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	I haven’t done mine yet.
03:46:46:04	03:46:57:11	Chris [GM]	Aros will have it as we’ll see what I’ve not done. Oh yeah. Stealth. Unbeknownst to the audience
03:46:58:21	03:47:06:02	Chris [GM]	a firework show goes off to just top it all up and Aros pees his pants
03:47:02:08	03:47:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	Eros pees his pants.
03:47:08:06	03:47:15:11	Chris [GM]	oh it’s phenomenal that’s a nine okay guys
03:47:13:06	03:47:13:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jeez
03:47:15:11	03:47:21:07	Chris [GM]	it is 11 to 10 right now we’re in the lead by one point
03:47:22:29	03:48:00:17	Brin [Basil]	just did all your rolls right so basically we won i know
03:47:24:09	03:47:29:29	Chris [GM]	yeah you’re gonna get up you’re going to get way ahead well if my spectral attack though
03:47:29:29	03:47:40:04	Chris [GM]	or my uh your guy’s spectral persona hp after that bite is four which means And you don’t get to do any damage.
03:47:38:09	03:47:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	are hurted, Wendy.
03:47:41:10	03:47:47:06	Chris [GM]	But TBDs is at 18, so it’s possible. We’ll see depending on the rolls.
03:47:49:00	03:47:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	let’s Let’s do this, it’s a big finale. So we’re making our roll on this one. Brush your fingers because we don’t have the…
03:47:51:19	03:47:52:03	Chris [GM]	Big finale.
03:47:57:10	03:48:01:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’ve got advantage but I can’t give it to you because of you passing my way.
03:48:00:17	03:48:02:05	Brin [Basil]	i have this bardic do you want it
03:48:02:05	03:48:15:13	Brin [Basil]	back oh um
03:48:05:04	03:48:06:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I help? Can we help?
03:48:05:17	03:48:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not gonna look.
03:48:07:29	03:48:10:14	Chris [GM]	If you got a way to bless him or something, yeah.
03:48:08:04	03:48:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you helping us?
03:48:10:11	03:48:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	Holy sh- I got a nat 1!
03:48:12:08	03:48:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	Basil! Say something!
03:48:15:13	03:48:25:01	Brin [Basil]	um oh um so
03:48:16:04	03:48:18:24	Chris [GM]	That’s a minus 1d4 dude.
03:48:20:14	03:48:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:48:25:12	03:48:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	So when all of the lightning went off It did like a trauma trigger and I did pee in my pants so
03:48:26:12	03:48:38:08	Brin [Basil]	And all the dancers slipped in it and fell down.
03:48:29:13	03:48:30:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:48:29:13	03:48:31:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:48:32:20	03:48:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	I really did wet bed on this guys
03:48:38:29	03:48:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just like a domino effect. Just, like…
03:48:40:23	03:48:44:05	Steve [Nortle]	As they land and they just explode into like more.
03:48:48:07	03:48:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But we can’t do a help just as an action on this now
03:48:53:08	03:48:55:04	Brin [Basil]	You really did, that was real?
03:48:55:07	03:48:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a one right there.
03:48:56:15	03:48:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	That was one.
03:48:56:28	03:48:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He shrinks to him.
03:48:58:01	03:49:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a one though. Yep, one and one.
03:48:58:07	03:48:59:10	Brin [Basil]	That’s actually hilarious.
03:49:00:20	03:49:02:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, gosh!
03:49:02:04	03:49:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re tied?
03:49:02:12	03:49:06:21	Chris [GM]	Okay we’re tied. give your spectral final attack
03:49:03:03	03:49:04:11	Brin [Basil]	Damnit all to hell.
03:49:07:29	03:49:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. But I don’t…
03:49:08:27	03:49:12:18	Steve [Nortle]	no, your spectrum
03:49:11:25	03:49:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	My… So I get to choose.
03:49:12:18	03:49:22:13	Steve [Nortle]	shake it off
03:49:14:21	03:49:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going with performance on this one. Like kind of shake it off a little bit. Trying to make roll out of it, right? And just, like, make it look like
03:49:27:18	03:49:31:14	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a weird kink but okay
03:49:28:20	03:49:30:03	Chris [GM]	it’s all part of the show
03:49:31:09	03:49:32:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m crying!
03:49:32:17	03:49:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	I guess
03:49:34:07	03:49:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	there’s no better comeback if you haven’t slid back a little bit, right? 22.
03:49:38:25	03:49:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
03:49:43:21	03:49:47:04	Chris [GM]	and describe what happens
03:49:49:23	03:49:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	11.
03:49:51:02	03:49:53:15	Chris [GM]	wow well done
03:49:53:26	03:49:55:07	Brin [Basil]	No way.
03:49:54:28	03:50:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so that’s my spectral attack. So our double dragon has been twisted but then that tyrannosaurus came down and bit it and kind of threw it off so that they could do their back-to-back solo
03:50:07:04	03:50:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	as they throw it up the double dragons actually circle around the arena and start going so fast that you can only see blue and red streaks of light. And then they come in
03:50:18:24	03:50:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	and they hit right in the center of the tent, and it explodes out in this giant imp with a billowing cape and his wings spread out and just blows
03:50:29:22	03:50:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	the top of the tank off completely. It just explodes.
03:50:33:29	03:50:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	And because of your firework show it was outside and it could only be seen through that little hole that we’d made now it looks like your fireworks show is our fireworks show because we’ve blown the roof off.
03:50:44:26	03:50:54:07	Chris [GM]	it i see it uh i’m going that was awesome and uh I will add how am I gonna do this uh
03:50:55:04	03:50:59:28	Chris [GM]	I’ll give you an inspiration point you have two options with that you can use that
03:51:01:06	03:51:13:05	Chris [GM]	when you can us inspiration or I will let that take you up to a 1v4 for the because right now Now you’re at 0. Your guy’s health point is at 4,
03:51:14:27	03:51:19:08	Chris [GM]	but I will allow it to pick up to 6 so you can roll that 1d4 for the final attack.
03:51:19:16	03:51:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	and you have 1d4 on your final attack because he just did 11 damage to you, right?
03:51:22:09	03:51:23:29	Chris [GM]	I have a 1d…
03:51:26:08	03:51:28:14	Chris [GM]	4 as well, yes.
03:51:28:13	03:51:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yep. Dueling d4s. I’m down with it. One, two, three, go! One.
03:51:42:19	03:51:43:05	Chris [GM]	Wow!
03:51:44:04	03:51:44:19	Steve [Nortle]	No!
03:51:46:13	03:51:53:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay listen listen listen we can figure out the details this later it doesn’t really matter
03:51:53:16	03:52:05:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right now uh because the roof of the tent is blown off and it’s a full moon outside um
03:51:56:25	03:51:58:04	Steve [Nortle]	no inspiration now
03:52:04:09	03:52:04:21	Chris [GM]	Uh-uh.
03:52:05:02	03:52:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the moonlight, the moonbeams. The moon is essentially… Lord. The moon is a…
03:52:10:14	03:52:16:15	Chris [GM]	When the moon hits your eye like a big heat of height, amore.
03:52:11:25	03:52:13:03	Dave [Xeros]	Lore! Lore!
03:52:16:22	03:52:23:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The moon is essentially Salune. It’s like her essence right? And so
03:52:24:18	03:52:36:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because we’re all such faithful followers of Salune or at least one of us are is um the moonlight I think when it comes down uh it infuses with all of like the light show and
03:52:36:09	03:52:46:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dragon light that’s being emitted and everything. It’s just going to, we get one more damage We get one more damaged die
03:52:39:09	03:52:40:13	Chris [GM]	Where are you going with this?
03:52:42:17	03:52:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:52:42:17	03:52:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:52:44:04	03:52:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	Surprise round!
03:52:46:23	03:52:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a little help from The Heavens Above during the full moon.
03:52:51:22	03:52:54:03	Chris [GM]	That does not happen on Apologize but no.
03:52:55:04	03:52:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s in the rule book somewhere I’ll find it and I’ll send it to you later
03:53:00:16	03:53:09:23	Chris [GM]	As the final blow from The Tyrannosaurus Rocks hits and you’re defeated
03:53:03:11	03:53:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	And I can’t cast silvery barbs on it.
03:53:13:24	03:53:24:12	Chris [GM]	As defeat sinks in and Kilosaurus’s name is being chanted louder, louder in the crowd you all
03:53:24:21	03:53:34:27	Chris [GM]	roll me a perception check please You all roll me a perception check
03:53:36:15	03:53:37:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	17
03:53:38:01	03:53:46:26	Brin [Basil]	gosh, I rolled another 2.
03:53:41:03	03:53:52:11	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20 plus 5 is 25 Did your dress rip or something?
03:53:42:10	03:53:43:20	Chris [GM]	Beautiful
03:53:48:19	03:53:49:26	Brin [Basil]	I got 5.
03:53:50:27	03:53:51:28	Chris [GM]	number of the day
03:53:53:07	03:53:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	15.
03:53:56:05	03:54:05:07	Chris [GM]	Well, Basil, you’re too busy still kind of—you’re mad. You’re like punching the ground. But Eros, Falklaw and Nortle,
03:54:05:11	03:54:08:28	Chris [GM]	you notice that yes, while the moon is bright,
03:54:10:00	03:54:21:29	Chris [GM]	a light starts to form on the stage in front of you. It’s that pillar of light that last time you didn’t notice. But now you’re understanding there’s an actual source
03:54:21:29	03:54:30:15	Chris [GM]	of this light that keeps getting brighter and brighter. And as you look at it, You see on the stage in front of you are six circles.
03:54:31:10	03:54:36:24	Chris [GM]	And inside of each one of those circles is a very familiar symbol that you’ve seen before.
03:54:35:03	03:54:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	Lilith
03:54:38:27	03:54:39:26	Chris [GM]	What do you do?
03:54:41:15	03:54:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	You can’t just ask what the final score was
03:54:45:01	03:54:47:05	Chris [GM]	Nine to six, kill a sword.
03:54:48:11	03:54:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	i am seeing that circle i’m gonna go jump into it okay
03:54:54:02	03:54:54:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, go for it.
03:54:57:03	03:55:03:08	Chris [GM]	You step into it and nothing happens. It’s getting brighter and brighter.
03:55:03:08	03:55:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	as i step into it i’m going to take my foot and scuff one of the runes
03:55:11:18	03:55:20:06	Chris [GM]	You know, you seem to sort of affect it a little bit. It kind of like you’re passing your hand through an illusion.
03:55:21:05	03:55:25:07	Chris [GM]	Kind of distorts a little but just goes right back to that symbol flow.
03:55:29:25	03:55:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna jump up on the circle as well, but I’m going to try and cover as many of the symbols that you can.
03:55:37:25	03:55:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	he’s Got Wings in hands
03:55:38:19	03:55:42:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, wings and hands and a mage hand.
03:55:41:23	03:55:45:26	Chris [GM]	You find that your efforts are pretty fruitless and doesn’t seem to be affecting anything.
03:55:46:05	03:55:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh shit!
03:55:47:02	03:55:49:14	Chris [GM]	The light has gotten brighter and brighter.
03:55:51:03	03:55:54:14	Brin [Basil]	light coming from The symbols or is something shining down on The symbols
03:55:54:23	03:55:58:04	Chris [GM]	It’s emanating from this sort of symbol thing.
03:55:56:08	03:56:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	The light’s going to reset the dream. This is the weird thing, though, is he’s in the real world, he’s inside the circle. TBD.
03:55:59:01	03:55:59:20	Brin [Basil]	Right
03:56:06:14	03:56:07:26	Chris [GM]	yes correct
03:56:08:12	03:56:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:56:13:28	03:56:15:28	Chris [GM]	Nortal any idea? Basil
03:56:14:10	03:56:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have an idea unless somebody else has a better idea.
03:56:22:21	03:56:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	I…
03:56:27:11	03:56:29:05	Steve [Nortle]	to punch TBD in the face
03:56:31:23	03:56:34:16	Brin [Basil]	mean I’m really upset About my fur
03:56:34:12	03:56:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Or…
03:56:36:08	03:56:47:00	Steve [Nortle]	we just do maneuver I think it’s d4 which is when i just catapult you and toward your target and you just try to punch tpd
03:56:42:25	03:56:43:14	Brin [Basil]	Yes
03:56:47:00	03:56:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	maybe if we knock him out his dream self that will do something to his real self okay let’s do that
03:56:55:01	03:57:06:04	Brin [Basil]	means it’s worth a shot I don’t have any other ideas Okay so we have We have special moves That we’ve been practicing all our lives
03:57:02:26	03:57:03:12	Chris [GM]	mhm
03:57:08:11	03:57:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	this will be an athletics on my part or acrobatics Athletics, I think. I’ll do athletics.
03:57:13:04	03:57:17:08	Brin [Basil]	Ditto Either one for me
03:57:17:04	03:57:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so we’ll just try to get over 15. Right? Yeah, it’s Weed’s Roll.
03:57:20:26	03:57:32:15	Brin [Basil]	for both of us just roll the one so I got six.
03:57:24:03	03:57:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna say the word Lilith inside the circle
03:57:27:19	03:57:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s my
03:57:28:10	03:57:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	nothing
03:57:32:15	03:57:34:17	Brin [Basil]	Nat 1, 6.
03:57:38:04	03:57:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	So I launch you!
03:57:41:04	03:57:42:18	Chris [GM]	to get 15 is that what I’m hearing
03:57:42:21	03:57:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I launch her successfully but she doesn’t land successful
03:57:45:05	03:57:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	she doesn’t land successfully yeah like
03:57:45:05	03:57:57:02	Chris [GM]	yeah but she doesn’t land an attack okay we’ll get back to that you whispered, you said the word Lilith in it that same sensation that you saw when you passed your hand through it
03:57:52:11	03:57:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	will it can you help us reverberates okay
03:57:57:02	03:58:02:14	Chris [GM]	kind of reacted and reverberated you do notice some reverberation.
03:58:04:14	03:58:15:02	Chris [GM]	You go flying across the stage as he’s speaking that, and as you’re just about to make contact with TBD, that light will grow brighter and brighter and bright
03:58:07:29	03:58:09:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and
03:58:15:02	03:58:26:07	Chris [GM]	until it becomes so bright that if you can’t keep your eyes open it hurts to look anywhere and you find yourself taken away again
03:58:26:07	03:58:37:09	Chris [GM]	floating up above Hey, one second where is my stuff
03:58:35:03	03:58:35:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it
03:58:37:09	03:58:38:24	Chris [GM]	I love that song
03:58:41:28	03:58:49:12	Chris [GM]	nice same familiar song okay so you find yourselves guys
03:58:52:09	03:59:02:26	Chris [GM]	the white light surrounds you you find yourself floating up above a TBD who at first was sleeping peacefully now looks
03:59:02:26	03:59:07:18	Chris [GM]	little more disturbed tossing and slightly turning in his sleep
03:59:08:28	03:59:16:03	Chris [GM]	in a room with scrolls all around you. You recognize the same symbols all the way around him.
03:59:17:24	03:59:29:04	Chris [GM]	You see flashes of images, you see a deep dark forest, you see an shadowy mysterious dark figure with giant apples and you see a dreamcatcher around someone’s neck
03:59:29:04	03:59:36:27	Chris [GM]	you see a spell book with a strange symbol on it you see some free weights and barbells
03:59:38:02	03:59:44:04	Chris [GM]	You see a suspended electric guitar floating in ethereal space.
03:59:44:23	03:59:55:27	Chris [GM]	And lastly, you see those same pillar of lights on stage grow so bright and the next thing you know, you find yourself standing in line at the ticket booth
03:59:55:27	04:00:00:01	Chris [GM]	in front of the entranceway to the fairgrounds of Battle of the Bands.
04:00:01:22	04:00:13:15	Dave [Xeros]	tramp kiss that’s all it’s green i rock walk up give a kiss and then you guys open your eyes
04:00:03:19	04:00:05:17	Chris [GM]	Who cares? It’s all a dream!
04:00:07:02	04:00:08:03	Chris [GM]	And we’ll end there.
04:00:13:15	04:00:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	and you’re in greenport
04:00:18:28	04:00:20:22	Steve [Nortle]	with the city on fire
04:00:23:24	04:00:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Please, no. Please, NO!

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