The Material Owlin

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 2772 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:01:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, is it the text in the book?
00:00:01:03	00:00:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	The text in the book, and I ran out of space. Really bad formatting apparently. You’re welcome. Glad you like it.
00:00:07:27	00:00:11:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice. That’s awesome. Thank you.
00:00:14:01	00:00:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	some point like you need to go for these are the ones that are 3D printed for your ears yeah I’ll show them to you after they’re freaking amazing
00:00:27:27	00:00:33:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m like, there’s a part of me that’s like should do a silicone mold and then make my own?
00:00:33:16	00:00:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh! We have a script. Whoa.
00:00:33:16	00:00:44:26	Steve [Nortle]	And make them elf ears so they extend out? So are we gonna be
00:00:33:17	00:00:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Where’d
00:00:36:28	00:00:43:29	Chris [GM]	is exactly what we’re going to rerecord right now it’s all mapped out for us all our roles and everything so we’ll just we’re gonna
00:00:44:26	00:00:48:07	Steve [Nortle]	like… Oh! I rolled an 18 even though that’s actually a 1.
00:00:49:28	00:00:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	They’re a company called Ultimate Ears.
00:00:53:27	00:01:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m green, I think? Yeah, green. Take me down like a little bit more
00:01:00:02	00:01:11:25	Chris [GM]	that better in your ears still two more yeah that’s at zero where it is more okay there Okay how about that how’s that negative one of this okay cool
00:01:03:18	00:01:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	Phoebe.
00:01:05:26	00:01:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	negative one
00:01:07:19	00:01:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	negative two negative one go back to negative one I think we’ll get there
00:01:11:20	00:01:13:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Check check check I sound good
00:01:14:09	00:01:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	do you have your iPad this week?
00:01:16:15	00:01:24:00	Brin [Basil]	i don’t. Okay yeah
00:01:17:02	00:01:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	cool I just was saying I have another connector like this if you
00:01:22:22	00:01:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	at some point
00:01:24:00	00:01:34:05	Brin [Basil]	no that’s actually awesome it goes to here okay now i’ll for sure bring in because it’s a lot easier to have it chillin
00:01:33:22	00:01:39:01	Chris [GM]	that i only printed off two different copies so you guys need to share them in between them we are recorded
00:01:34:05	00:01:47:15	Brin [Basil]	but guys
00:01:38:03	00:01:39:24	Dave [Xeros]	i remember everything that happened last week
00:01:41:09	00:01:51:20	Chris [GM]	good memory that’s amazing um i will guide us through it but you guys can follow along keep tabs what we’re doing it will have kind of the roles
00:01:51:20	00:01:54:27	Chris [GM]	that we did in there let’s try to make it sound as real
00:01:57:05	00:01:58:06	Steve [Nortle]	a professional actor
00:01:58:29	00:02:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	this is the thing is you know can we i mean can we ad lib a little bit
00:02:04:02	00:02:05:07	Chris [GM]	100 absolutely
00:02:05:09	00:02:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, not at all.
00:02:07:22	00:02:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	No. Okay. All right.
00:02:11:22	00:02:15:28	Chris [GM]	So we’re going to start As if we are back on episode 6
00:02:16:05	00:02:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to close the doors real quick.
00:02:18:01	00:02:28:22	Chris [GM]	We are going to Start as if we’re on episode 6 and we’ve just barely ended the Battle of the Vans, or sorry The rap battle and Nortle is just
00:02:21:11	00:02:21:18	Steve [Nortle]	dog
00:02:28:22	00:02:34:03	Chris [GM]	Barely getting back from chasing The hooded figure who you guys don’t know Who that is yet
00:02:36:04	00:02:38:20	Brin [Basil]	we don’t know
00:02:38:17	00:02:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	So we can’t say things like, I think it might be LaDonna and then he can say blasphemy!
00:02:45:21	00:02:46:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it would never
00:02:46:25	00:02:52:05	Chris [GM]	Think about the payoff that it could set up later That we did last time
00:02:53:16	00:02:54:02	Chris [GM]	Anyways
00:02:53:27	00:02:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	So she is going to lose a tooth or she’s not going to use a tooth? Okay, great. All right, just…
00:02:58:23	00:02:59:19	Chris [GM]	That’s hilarious
00:03:00:26	00:03:09:02	Brin [Basil]	make that happen either way the arrested freaking
00:03:02:13	00:03:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	Well, well.
00:03:03:22	00:03:05:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is so wrong
00:03:08:19	00:03:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:03:09:18	00:03:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	Take her down so many pegs It’s going to be awesome
00:03:13:25	00:03:18:15	Chris [GM]	And then You guys currently have two TBD scrolls in possession
00:03:20:13	00:03:21:15	Chris [GM]	Let’s see here
00:03:34:05	00:03:37:06	Chris [GM]	Yep You were holding on to those?
00:03:37:13	00:03:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and we got another one well, we’re going to that maybe we’ll read at some point
00:03:38:28	00:03:39:15	Chris [GM]	Awesome
00:03:49:22	00:03:59:23	Chris [GM]	There’ll be a couple retcon things that we do. Especially during the bear battle. I take the bear Battle down to two rounds basically only. So we’ll get through it quicker and it’ll be more entertaining.
00:03:50:09	00:03:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	When we get it
00:03:56:27	00:03:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
00:04:00:10	00:04:00:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
00:04:00:10	00:04:07:06	Steve [Nortle]	that makes sense like the imps this thing is so incredibly strong because it’s a shark bear and they’re
00:04:05:24	00:04:05:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:04:08:11	00:04:10:06	Chris [GM]	Oh, and just so you’re aware,
00:04:11:14	00:04:21:08	Chris [GM]	The Shark and Bear does have bad eyesight. It’s not because if we’re going to play in the dark That will change. It’s because it has six sets of eyes And it just gets too confused.
00:04:21:13	00:04:22:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:04:21:26	00:04:26:19	Chris [GM]	So it’s going to rely on its sense of smell like it did in the last battle.
00:04:25:23	00:04:33:00	Dave [Xeros]	Did you drop your cupcake?
00:04:25:29	00:04:36:18	Steve [Nortle]	good sorry I’m gonna go well during
00:04:27:14	00:04:29:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shark smell yeah
00:04:28:20	00:04:31:23	Chris [GM]	Shark smell, whitehound smell, grizzly bear smell.
00:04:36:18	00:05:51:27	Steve [Nortle]	the
00:04:38:00	00:04:49:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s no retcon for that steve just now for your cupcake
00:04:42:02	00:04:43:25	Chris [GM]	Cool? All right. Are we ready to go?
00:04:43:23	00:04:47:04	Dave [Xeros]	think i don t he’s used his token yet so if you wanted to use it
00:04:46:17	00:04:57:29	Chris [GM]	So we don’t need to do a hey-welcome back or intro or anything like that, but we will do that after the end of this episode, quote unquote,
00:04:58:08	00:05:05:26	Chris [GM]	and then we’ll come back. I know, we’re turning this into a production and not just playing the game.
00:05:05:13	00:05:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is good
00:05:06:21	00:05:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	was so mad i’m sorry guys and steve wasn’t here either
00:05:09:13	00:05:17:19	Chris [GM]	I’m actually kind of glad it happened because I think Steve wasn’t here. This is going to be a lot more entertaining, I think.
00:05:19:04	00:05:21:11	Chris [GM]	And it’s going to get me excited for you guys. It’s going gonna be fun.
00:05:21:09	00:05:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	dt dubs we actually have been able to move everything over to this as well so it’s gonna be cool it’s getting cooler guys yeah
00:05:23:06	00:05:33:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re fully integrated yeah
00:05:25:25	00:05:27:17	Chris [GM]	Yes! Yes!
00:05:33:01	00:05:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we actually are and i’m checking chris like i mean keep me on track for if it’s auto cutting but i think everything is fixed all right there you go and if we all are quiet for about 10
00:05:39:20	00:05:42:10	Chris [GM]	It is on you right now? And that went to me? Yep.
00:05:44:26	00:05:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	seconds it’ll cut over to the main feed that’s on the screen hey hey
00:05:51:27	00:05:52:12	Steve [Nortle]	rap battle
00:05:55:24	00:06:00:12	Chris [GM]	Oh, one last thing I need to… I need to connect to the audio here.
00:05:56:08	00:05:57:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	contemplation
00:06:02:18	00:06:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you just need to plug in your audio cable down there it’s on okay yeah and then if you go over on this You’re just going to have to make sure it’s unmuted.
00:06:07:03	00:06:09:16	Chris [GM]	It’s in, it’s the laptop one, right?
00:06:13:19	00:06:17:26	Chris [GM]	It says laptop L and R is armed unmuted.
00:06:16:20	00:06:27:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, well you have to go back to the faders page this space invader invaders page
00:06:27:28	00:06:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	faders is the big center one okay
00:06:29:22	00:06:30:23	Chris [GM]	It’s there.
00:06:35:24	00:06:36:11	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:06:37:05	00:06:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	I can still hear it Brad
00:06:37:28	00:06:41:29	Chris [GM]	Let me connect this audio make sure it’s working then we’ll get started.
00:06:43:28	00:06:45:08	Brin [Basil]	true like a bunny
00:06:48:01	00:06:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s lettuce
00:06:50:15	00:06:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re very in character right now
00:06:59:11	00:07:04:10	Chris [GM]	Man Dave you’ve done a fantastic job on this like well done seriously
00:07:04:15	00:07:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	only worked on it for like 60 hours this week guys
00:07:08:10	00:07:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s only all of Saturday Sunday and most of today
00:07:12:06	00:07:14:12	Brin [Basil]	he also has no disorders
00:07:15:17	00:07:23:26	Brin [Basil]	I can only say that because I confidently also have one.
00:07:16:12	00:07:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	ouch that hurts
00:07:24:23	00:07:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	it’s usually about a fist yeah and you just want to make it so that you can actually see your face because sometimes we’re hiding behind it and
00:07:25:24	00:07:26:09	Chris [GM]	About here.
00:07:31:05	00:07:31:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I kind of like that.
00:07:34:14	00:07:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	with the new preamps you don’t have to have it right up next to your face
00:07:37:26	00:07:40:11	Chris [GM]	You don’t got to get right with me? Awesome. Okay, cool.
00:07:41:20	00:07:42:04	Chris [GM]	All right, guys.
00:07:42:27	00:07:44:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	normal
00:07:43:26	00:07:45:26	Chris [GM]	So Nortle, you’re getting back.
00:07:48:28	00:07:50:01	Chris [GM]	I thought it was ready. Hold on.
00:07:54:03	00:07:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	We need a clap track, right?
00:07:56:21	00:08:03:22	Brin [Basil]	Yeah and I probably should be eating right now. Does anybody care? Okay good Because I sure don’t
00:07:58:19	00:07:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	Clap board.
00:07:58:20	00:08:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	oh I ate all of
00:08:03:22	00:08:14:24	Brin [Basil]	This is what I think What happens
00:08:04:23	00:08:14:22	Chris [GM]	All right. So, as he says with his ginormous tower.
00:08:07:01	00:08:07:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:07:29	00:08:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:08:12	00:08:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	I think it would be viewer.
00:08:10:14	00:08:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is what I think!
00:08:13:07	00:08:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ouch! Steve, that hurts. That really hurts, Steve.
00:08:14:24	00:08:18:21	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just keep like this
00:08:16:24	00:08:18:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll just be like this.
00:08:19:16	00:08:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:20:13	00:08:24:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s bad
00:08:22:11	00:08:32:08	Chris [GM]	All right, Nortle, you get back from losing sight of the hooded figure who escaped to the dark woods. Way to go. Nice try. Wasn’t quite there.
00:08:32:02	00:08:33:05	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry everyone.
00:08:33:17	00:08:45:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah. But as you get that, Fawn enters
00:08:34:29	00:08:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	Why are you doing handsprings? Quit doing handssprings.
00:08:38:02	00:08:40:24	Steve [Nortle]	Look we all cope with stress differently.
00:08:40:24	00:08:43:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, sorry. I’m getting off topic again. Okay, we’re back.
00:08:45:03	00:08:50:15	Chris [GM]	the building, Fwn Butterface and looks at U -Arrows
00:08:50:15	00:08:57:25	Chris [GM]	who is standing behind the bar currently dishing out pretty much everything she owns her
00:08:53:14	00:08:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, that’s right.
00:08:56:27	00:09:06:25	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I just want to let you know that we sold pretty much everything what was it, 95% of everything got sold And I mean, got a bunny over here.
00:09:07:16	00:09:08:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m like whoo
00:09:10:27	00:09:16:14	Chris [GM]	drops in unbelief. She turns around Vanilla is right behind her.
00:09:17:24	00:09:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe you should
00:09:22:15	00:09:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	that’d be nice
00:09:25:10	00:09:33:29	Chris [GM]	says bars closed and everyone in the bar immediately like ah they’re like and she looks around she says what are you going to
00:09:33:29	00:09:45:27	Chris [GM]	drink? They sold out of everything tell you what we’re doing such a good job I’m gonna grant each
00:09:38:09	00:09:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	a tab? Could I open up the tab?
00:09:40:23	00:09:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	Like can I come back and give some free stuff
00:09:45:27	00:09:51:05	Chris [GM]	of you a free signature drink of your choice. Here they are, I’ll review them for you.
00:09:51:16	00:09:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	stash
00:09:52:29	00:09:56:16	Chris [GM]	She’s got well no honey elixirs though because those were all stolen
00:09:56:18	00:09:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay We’ll go find the honeypot
00:09:58:05	00:10:09:28	Chris [GM]	There’s Arriba Arribа which the world seems slightly slower for the next minute and you can dash as a bonus action on each of your turns during battle Kind of nice. There’s Purge
00:10:09:23	00:10:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	That’s me Yeah Purge
00:10:09:28	00:10:11:10	Chris [GM]	You want purge?
00:10:11:06	00:10:16:14	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll take yeah, I got it last time
00:10:13:14	00:10:15:04	Chris [GM]	Arribba Arribas? Alright
00:10:17:08	00:10:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	is it
00:10:19:01	00:10:29:12	Chris [GM]	excuse me, Eros is picking up Purge. Upon drinking Purge you immediately vomit a surprising amount. The ground within 10 feet of you becomes covered in slick grease and
00:10:21:03	00:10:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	shh
00:10:27:01	00:10:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	purge
00:10:29:12	00:10:31:17	Chris [GM]	every creature standing in this area falls prone.
00:10:32:26	00:10:35:00	Steve [Nortle]	do a constitution save to see if they too vomit
00:10:36:11	00:10:36:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:10:36:14	00:10:38:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s domino effect
00:10:36:23	00:10:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	that’s so gross
00:10:38:24	00:10:44:21	Chris [GM]	That’s my favorite scene from Goonies. At one time I’ve never felt so bad in my entire life!
00:10:47:04	00:10:58:23	Chris [GM]	So good. Spellcrack’s Blast You regain your lowest level expended spell slot. Not bad. I know Eros of all people, too.
00:10:56:12	00:10:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	be the smart one to take
00:10:59:28	00:11:10:14	Chris [GM]	There’s Oseni-G! You gain 5 temporary hit points which last for 24 hours or until you next take a long rest and then last and not least Basil’s favorite Spikes Hard Demonade
00:11:10:14	00:11:16:20	Chris [GM]	tendrils of dark energy erupt from you strike each creature within 10 feet dealing 26 points of necrotic
00:11:17:08	00:11:19:14	Brin [Basil]	That’s mine Mmhmm
00:11:17:19	00:11:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the spell slot blast
00:11:18:22	00:11:20:22	Chris [GM]	you want? Alright Falclaw, which one do you want
00:11:21:29	00:11:28:03	Chris [GM]	Yes, absolutely you get Spellcrooks Blast if you regain your lowest level
00:11:28:16	00:11:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the Baja Pass.
00:11:28:29	00:11:40:16	Chris [GM]	She hands them all over to you from her personal stash and was very grateful. And looks at Van and says, let’s go, sugar. And they walk out of the bar.
00:11:33:06	00:11:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	conservative of you
00:11:41:29	00:11:43:02	Chris [GM]	It’s now…
00:11:42:10	00:11:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	we did
00:11:45:03	00:11:45:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:11:45:03	00:11:46:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:11:50:03	00:11:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	would you mind
00:11:52:19	00:11:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	foul claw could you help me out on this one
00:11:54:28	00:11:59:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m sorry, I’m just watching them walk into the sunset and I’m so proud of our good deed.
00:12:00:04	00:12:02:08	Chris [GM]	to be. He’s a very vanilla character.
00:12:03:08	00:12:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	Watch out for that vanilla whipped cream.
00:12:08:17	00:12:11:17	Steve [Nortle]	clock i’m not quite sure what eros means on that
00:12:10:00	00:12:21:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey everybody! I think I remember LaDonna is supposed to be signing autographs at the merch booth
00:12:21:10	00:12:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	This is the thing.
00:12:24:17	00:12:59:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re going now uh we
00:12:25:18	00:12:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:12:26:07	00:12:27:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:12:28:04	00:12:39:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it is 4 o’clock. You guys have a choice. There’s a couple areas you haven’t been to, but Falclaw, you are correct. The merch booth, LaDonna said she’d be back there at 4 o’clock.
00:12:39:11	00:12:49:22	Chris [GM]	I think that’s a great idea. You also haven’t gone to Another Man’s Treasure. You haven’t went to Limp the Imp Biscuit’s Fix-It Shop.
00:12:47:15	00:12:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	Limp the imp biscuit.
00:12:50:13	00:12:59:16	Chris [GM]	You haven’T been to the Caca Nevermore Theater or the Traveling Herbalist. I’ll leave it up for you guys where do you want to go? Falclaws is very determined to get that signature from LaDona.
00:12:59:10	00:13:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have to go get a signature first okay i don’t care where
00:12:59:12	00:13:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s four o’ clock. I mean
00:13:02:26	00:13:04:16	Dave [Xeros]	another man’s treasure would be nice.
00:13:07:22	00:13:13:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we go after i just i have one request okay yeah i don’t care
00:13:09:18	00:13:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, as long
00:13:10:29	00:13:12:10	Chris [GM]	Give him this one thing.
00:13:15:19	00:13:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m concerned that there’s going to be like four people there and your heart’s gonna break a little bit because you know she hasn’t really been overly popular since like
00:13:26:05	00:13:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i need you to stop talking about her okay just need you the silence all right
00:13:33:07	00:13:45:04	Chris [GM]	You guys cool going to the merch booth? Does that sound good? All right, so you guys arrive and you actually – as you get through the merch group there’s quite a lot of chatter going on.
00:13:36:05	00:13:36:15	Steve [Nortle]	sure
00:13:45:06	00:13:53:22	Chris [GM]	You arrive and there is a massive line that starts entrance of the merch all the way back to the entrance of The Fairgrounds.
00:13:54:04	00:13:57:07	Steve [Nortle]	start counting them one three
00:13:57:27	00:14:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah that’s right i’m supposed to be signing like i’m gonna head up there pretty sure this line is from me um they’re just waiting they’re waiting for me uh i’ll head up
00:14:08:08	00:14:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	do you want me to sign your uh your book or something okay um
00:14:11:12	00:14:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this isn’t the line for you no
00:14:15:01	00:14:17:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i want the donna’s autograph
00:14:19:18	00:14:30:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah. yeah uh so as you arrive closer to the line eros you ask some people hey is this line for uh
00:14:30:07	00:14:38:02	Chris [GM]	me and you kind of point to yourself in all your glory and unfortunately these patrons
00:14:33:25	00:14:35:00	Dave [Xeros]	it’s more of like
00:14:38:02	00:14:43:20	Chris [GM]	in line that you went up to are at a younger age and they realize oh i think my mom liked
00:14:45:18	00:14:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	funny because i’m like 26
00:14:48:05	00:14:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	i mean like are they really short lifespans like
00:14:52:14	00:14:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:14:52:24	00:14:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:14:55:17	00:14:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	You live like 12 years.
00:14:58:04	00:15:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the Aarakocras’ life’s really short. Like, I mean they’re like 30, 32 years or something like that.
00:14:58:23	00:15:03:20	Chris [GM]	what about an
00:15:06:20	00:15:09:04	Dave [Xeros]	No, I means it depends on if they get on my bad side.
00:15:09:07	00:15:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	they’re wise They were wise enough to live a good life
00:15:13:03	00:15:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah they’re gonna live longer than anybody else here that’s for sure
00:15:13:08	00:15:13:18	Steve [Nortle]	so
00:15:15:27	00:15:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	They go into education so they don’t have a lot of stress in their lives So they just kind of age up in the system
00:15:16:10	00:15:16:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:15:18:07	00:15:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	right yeah
00:15:23:09	00:15:25:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	steve steve’s like yeah none
00:15:24:22	00:15:31:09	Dave [Xeros]	They get tenure, and then after that it’s just kind of like they sit on their ass the rest of the year. So they die later.
00:15:25:12	00:15:36:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah um
00:15:29:13	00:15:41:12	Chris [GM]	yeah reading books yeah that makes sense so yeah the line is really long you’re probably gonna miss your chance to actually meet LaDonna. If you’re going to start from the way back of
00:15:36:20	00:15:48:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:15:44:26	00:15:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! 233! Do you want to time how quickly we’re getting to them? Okay.
00:15:48:17	00:15:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i’m not gonna i’m getting there so i’m going to cast uh silent image
00:15:56:02	00:15:56:29	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, really?
00:15:57:13	00:16:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i’m gonna make it appear so there’s some people kind of like like it’s going to be
00:16:03:26	00:16:14:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the image of like the first like three people in line they’re kind of covering ladana but it’s going to appear like that ladona’s gonna get up and walk away from the table where she’s signing
00:16:14:26	00:16:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything so hopefully the line like follows her if she leaves and then there will be left with
00:16:15:14	00:16:15:23	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:16:20:01	00:16:40:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two or three people in front of us before we get on track oh this
00:16:22:05	00:16:22:16	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:16:25:07	00:16:31:14	Chris [GM]	Do I need to roll anything to save on this or anything? Is that part of the spell?
00:16:33:01	00:16:34:04	Chris [GM]	There’s not gonna be it.
00:16:36:22	00:16:38:29	Chris [GM]	It would just be from your actual spell.
00:16:38:05	00:16:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	Your silent image. Yeah.
00:16:40:28	00:16:45:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is for my spell hold on
00:16:41:15	00:16:41:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:16:47:28	00:16:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll fix it in post
00:16:49:12	00:16:51:15	Dave [Xeros]	Spells lots. Spells lot.
00:16:53:06	00:16:55:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I didn’t go too detailed with it.
00:16:57:03	00:16:57:15	Chris [GM]	No.
00:17:09:16	00:17:10:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you sure you counted everybody
00:17:14:26	00:17:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	How many people are here? This is ridiculous.
00:17:17:18	00:17:18:26	Chris [GM]	It’s a giant fairground.
00:17:18:21	00:17:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so let’s just say each one of these people is going to take like 1 minute. And we’re at 743 minutes?
00:17:26:28	00:17:28:12	Steve [Nortle]	i’m very good at counting
00:17:30:02	00:17:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	We’re never going to get there.
00:17:30:20	00:17:32:29	Chris [GM]	I imagine some of them are together in groups.
00:17:32:29	00:17:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m really hoping to get to another man’s treasure because I hear they’re the best. It’s a really, really good traveling brothel.
00:17:43:25	00:17:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s kind of like the forbidden fruits.
00:17:46:08	00:17:47:16	Chris [GM]	Valentine’s Day is coming up.
00:17:51:11	00:17:55:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, sorry. This is just an action so I just cast this spell
00:17:53:29	00:18:01:16	Chris [GM]	So it just happens? Okay, alright. And so you said that you described LaDonna is going to get up and you’re hoping that the group
00:17:56:18	00:17:57:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:18:01:23	00:18:06:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the image is going to kind of pan off behind the tent and everybody
00:18:07:21	00:18:09:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	blocks behind her
00:18:08:06	00:18:11:27	Steve [Nortle]	if you wanted to roll you could probably do like a perception just for the group
00:18:11:02	00:18:21:29	Chris [GM]	I think… What’s the range of the spell? Okay. We’ll say at least the people 60 feet and beyond back can see this image
00:18:14:19	00:18:15:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	60 feet
00:18:22:11	00:18:33:15	Chris [GM]	and a good chunk of the line is going to start kind of getting antsy and saying where are they going as they see her get up and walking they will walk, start to walk out of line
00:18:33:15	00:18:35:22	Chris [GM]	but big chunk behind them it’s going to just move right
00:18:35:22	00:18:44:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay we’ll just slip right in in this gap here we’ll just yep yeah well they left the line they left
00:18:39:07	00:18:39:17	Chris [GM]	right there
00:18:39:20	00:18:40:19	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:18:42:28	00:18:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	now we’re at 522 this is odd
00:18:44:21	00:18:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah they left a line so opportunities
00:18:54:19	00:18:55:00	Chris [GM]	good
00:18:56:27	00:18:58:06	Steve [Nortle]	palclaw’s probably thinking that
00:18:58:29	00:18:59:29	Chris [GM]	gotta follow along with
00:18:59:20	00:19:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	the worth of LaDonna’s soul is surely great in Idios’ eyes.
00:19:04:23	00:19:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	So this is why you can justify it, because you’ve got to get up there. How’s she going to be converted if we don’t get a good solid conversation
00:19:13:13	00:19:17:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s yeah sure yeah that sounds really good yeah i’ll go with that
00:19:20:08	00:19:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	assuages your mind conscience?
00:19:22:06	00:19:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	Are you sure this is conversion not perversion?
00:19:27:11	00:19:35:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m pretty sure let’s just get in line we can talk about this later okay like let’s Just We all want to meet her obviously some of us more than others
00:19:35:04	00:19:46:15	Chris [GM]	So the person as the group’s moving up, they’re not going to let anyone cut in line. They’re looking at you guys saying like get back of the line. What is this? This is no way that anyone’s going to let this short amount
00:19:46:15	00:19:47:17	Chris [GM]	of time we meet LaDona
00:19:48:25	00:19:53:00	Chris [GM]	pass them so you’re not gonna be able to cut in a line with
00:19:53:02	00:19:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
00:19:55:19	00:19:56:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can you help me out with this
00:19:58:04	00:19:59:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know how much I love
00:19:59:01	00:20:00:25	Steve [Nortle]	I can count them people again!
00:20:01:00	00:20:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh.
00:20:01:11	00:20:04:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know how much I love the donut. I have to do this.
00:20:05:19	00:20:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	Listen. I think I got an idea.
00:20:11:05	00:20:21:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast um i’m gonna cast disguise self um and so i’m going to i’m i’m
00:20:21:25	00:20:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	going to disguise myself as as la donna um and i am going to basically go up to the front of
00:20:25:18	00:20:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:20:25:18	00:20:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:31:21	00:20:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	line and just call out to everyone uh
00:20:36:08	00:20:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	hey everyone um we’re gonna go over uh i’m sorry that The merch booth is closing down. I know that there’s a lot of people in line, but we’re going to go over to the other side
00:20:47:25	00:20:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	of the tent of holding and I will continue to sign autographs there. Vanilla had to leave.
00:20:56:04	00:21:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	He’s doing it for a girl. He did it he did it for the nookie
00:21:00:00	00:21:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:21:02:06	00:21:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	so
00:21:03:06	00:21:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	Come on!
00:21:03:25	00:21:05:04	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:21:05:23	00:21:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	if you guys are okay we’ll just go over here to the another side and I would continue to sign everything for you guys
00:21:11:20	00:21:20:22	Chris [GM]	there’s like a save on that right it’s your what is it on your thing i don’t think you roll for it i think the crowd would roll for
00:21:12:05	00:21:15:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I do need to roll for that one though. Yeah.
00:21:19:14	00:21:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s a 15. Yeah, got a 15th.
00:21:24:15	00:21:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, no you didn’t get it.
00:21:26:17	00:21:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:21:29:02	00:21:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	Follow me!
00:21:31:29	00:21:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	I pull out a little pan flute and just toot on it
00:21:35:25	00:21:36:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:35:27	00:21:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	Like you’re the Pied Piper.
00:21:36:24	00:21:39:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:21:37:22	00:21:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	Come with me everyone. I’m not going to do anything bad.
00:21:42:02	00:21:45:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	half the line is like i didn’t know that’s blue too
00:21:45:03	00:21:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, she blows anything.
00:21:46:28	00:21:49:20	Chris [GM]	entire line
00:21:47:05	00:21:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
00:21:49:00	00:21:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	Powell Clock, do you want to explain that one
00:21:51:18	00:21:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i can’t even hear the rest of you i am like two people away from la donna nothing else matters
00:21:53:00	00:21:55:25	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t want to
00:21:58:08	00:22:01:14	Steve [Nortle]	trembling feathers are just like molting off of him
00:22:01:03	00:22:02:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m picking them up
00:22:04:07	00:22:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	toot my own horn, but
00:22:06:23	00:22:14:13	Chris [GM]	yeah. The entire line apparently is going to divert their attention
00:22:14:13	00:22:23:05	Chris [GM]	to you fake LaDonna and line up in a scramble wherever it is that you’re taking and heading
00:22:15:19	00:22:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah.
00:22:24:07	00:22:35:03	Chris [GM]	There was three or four people in front of the line where you did the screen And they can see the real LaDona in there So they aren’t even paying attention
00:22:33:03	00:22:40:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh cool! So the screen actually cut off them being a sealadonna and then they… Okay, yeah. They’re following me.
00:22:39:02	00:22:44:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah. So you’re like three people in line now from meeting LaDonna.
00:22:44:14	00:22:48:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i will say though your disguise is pretty convincing and i have to kind of resist
00:22:49:14	00:22:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	While I’m walking everyone away
00:22:51:00	00:22:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	From following… Because I also love the flute.
00:22:53:15	00:22:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	going to
00:22:54:02	00:22:54:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:22:54:02	00:22:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:22:57:02	00:23:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m going to be weeping at you and making seductive looks in your direction.
00:23:03:00	00:23:14:03	Chris [GM]	give me a what kind of which role would that be? That would be where you get perception or like where you’re getting tricked.
00:23:05:10	00:23:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	Which one do you want to follow? Foulclaw?
00:23:08:04	00:23:10:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, no. Oh, now.
00:23:09:26	00:23:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	Like a perception?
00:23:14:03	00:23:15:07	Chris [GM]	Is there a role for that?
00:23:16:09	00:23:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:23:16:15	00:23:17:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s probably perception.
00:23:17:25	00:23:23:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just see if I can discern who the real LaDonna is.
00:23:19:03	00:23:21:10	Steve [Nortle]	Insight, you’re thinking of it. Insight.
00:23:19:19	00:23:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	Insight. Insight, yeah
00:23:25:06	00:23:32:27	Chris [GM]	That is going TO BE what it is. Give me an intelligence cheque or one of your abilities along with intelligence.
00:23:25:19	00:23:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, my gosh.
00:23:27:21	00:23:29:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a straight intelligence check
00:23:37:19	00:23:39:27	Dave [Xeros]	good or is your intelligence better?
00:23:38:18	00:23:39:20	Chris [GM]	Maybe it is charisma.
00:23:41:20	00:23:44:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wisdom is a…
00:23:46:12	00:23:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, so just straight intelligence of nine wisdom is… so
00:23:50:17	00:23:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	Please let me break him away please let him get confused
00:23:54:22	00:23:55:28	Chris [GM]	Let us see what happens.
00:23:55:18	00:23:56:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have to
00:23:57:16	00:23:59:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	beat what am I trying to be?
00:23:59:09	00:24:00:21	Chris [GM]	You got to beat 15.
00:23:59:29	00:24:09:03	Dave [Xeros]	As I’m walking away I’m singing like You Must Be My Lucky Owl, and multidimensional girl.
00:24:05:09	00:24:06:13	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh!
00:24:06:02	00:24:06:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:09:19	00:24:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	It’s no girl.
00:24:14:00	00:24:15:12	Brin [Basil]	So, it was bad
00:24:15:09	00:24:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s kind of bad uh I’m kind of convinced
00:24:20:25	00:24:24:17	Steve [Nortle]	As you go I grab you by the
00:24:25:20	00:24:37:17	Steve [Nortle]	shoulder like by your shirt and I’m like now I’m forgetting when did her era tour start was that night pre-teen
00:24:33:18	00:24:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:33:27	00:24:34:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:24:37:17	00:24:40:02	Steve [Nortle]	or help me out on this.
00:24:40:09	00:24:46:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you weren’t what you didn’t stay up until midnight to find out when the tour was going to start
00:24:48:00	00:24:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on January 15th of last year
00:24:51:17	00:24:55:25	Dave [Xeros]	Did you just say when her Eros tour kicked off?
00:24:52:05	00:24:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:24:52:09	00:24:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	You wish?
00:24:52:14	00:24:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:56:29	00:24:58:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:24:59:27	00:25:06:15	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, well, the line begins to move and I think at this point with the distraction that
00:25:00:07	00:25:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	Because that tour is open 24-7.
00:25:04:22	00:25:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re too far away
00:25:06:15	00:25:15:08	Chris [GM]	Noble gave you, you snap out of it and you’re up next to meet LaDonna Arrows. Are you going to join them or are you going TO keep doing crowd control?
00:25:11:03	00:25:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, oh no, I’m going to keep moving them over.
00:25:16:22	00:25:17:05	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:25:18:07	00:25:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	Actually, when I get to the other side of the tent
00:25:22:20	00:25:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	where are we like so we move to the
00:25:24:22	00:25:27:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so you see that there’s some semi-trucks.
00:25:26:05	00:25:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	Where’s the merch proof? Number two Okay, so
00:25:28:10	00:25:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	so merch person number two right
00:25:30:29	00:25:31:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:25:31:22	00:25:36:16	Chris [GM]	So right here – oh, it’s delayed. Okay, so here’s the merch booth.
00:25:36:28	00:25:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
00:25:37:16	00:25:42:03	Chris [GM]	And you’re over here by all these semi floating tensor disc trucks.
00:25:42:03	00:25:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	Did we go up a little bit north of that, though? So that they couldn’t see back over to the merge booth?
00:25:46:02	00:25:50:02	Chris [GM]	If you want to lead them up around the side of the semi, that’s fine. Okay, okay, so we’ll be back in a little bit later on this one. You’re over there.
00:25:47:20	00:25:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. Yes. Yeah, as close to the tree line as possible.
00:25:47:22	00:25:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	Have like the line just slalom between the trees.
00:25:52:05	00:25:54:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they’re right there on the tree line now.
00:25:57:11	00:26:00:20	Brin [Basil]	Just yeah just have them go until they reach the border
00:25:57:17	00:25:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:26:00:29	00:26:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to make them just back up on… Okay. Everyone, I don’t want to wrap around the fairgrounds. Can we just please gather up and we’re going to
00:26:06:26	00:26:07:16	Chris [GM]	Gather up!
00:26:09:08	00:26:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	make a line straight back into the dark forest uh didn’t
00:26:12:24	00:26:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:26:15:06	00:26:16:29	Brin [Basil]	There’s a private show.
00:26:19:17	00:26:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	the dream line is it what you said like what five five miles
00:26:22:12	00:26:30:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah. So if you remember way back on episode four or five, there was that person
00:26:22:14	00:26:23:25	Brin [Basil]	Isn’t it, A Couple Miles?
00:26:30:24	00:26:36:24	Chris [GM]	that you converted Falcloff and you sent them straight to Ideas And as they were going
00:26:36:05	00:26:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	That sounds like a euphemism for killing someone. I’m going to send you straight to hideous. Basil, take it away!
00:26:39:29	00:26:41:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:26:44:19	00:26:54:11	Chris [GM]	As they’re on their way They hit sort of this magical threshold That as they crossed it It immediately brought them back To the fairgrounds
00:26:44:24	00:26:45:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:26:45:19	00:27:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They don’t
00:26:54:11	00:27:05:11	Chris [GM]	and almost reset them in the tree. So if you were to have run into them again, they would not recognize or remember the encounter you guys had before.
00:27:07:05	00:27:09:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	remember their spiritual awakening, is what you’re saying?
00:27:11:18	00:27:12:02	Chris [GM]	unfortunate.
00:27:13:29	00:27:16:18	Chris [GM]	Technically, if that line went long enough,
00:27:17:20	00:27:18:16	Chris [GM]	five miles.
00:27:19:18	00:27:23:22	Chris [GM]	It’s a pretty big border. I don’t think
00:27:21:23	00:27:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	right um so that i mean yeah so if we’re like one foot by one foot we’re not quite to
00:27:24:02	00:27:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	I counted up to 970.
00:27:31:05	00:27:32:08	Chris [GM]	You’re not even a mile.
00:27:31:05	00:27:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	like okay all right um hey everyone I’m trying to like get out of Eris’s voice and actually have a
00:27:41:11	00:27:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	female voice for a second do my best um I know oh hi
00:27:41:25	00:27:42:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
00:27:43:16	00:27:48:03	Chris [GM]	When a man imitates a female voice… Does that ever bother you? We always do this
00:27:50:14	00:27:52:11	Brin [Basil]	You don’t want to hear my opinion on it.
00:27:52:08	00:27:54:14	Chris [GM]	Wait, I want to hear what your male voice sounds like.
00:27:52:14	00:27:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:27:59:05	00:28:00:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh god!
00:28:01:09	00:28:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	just ho -hos and gruntings bro
00:28:01:21	00:28:04:07	Brin [Basil]	Hold up now. Just give me your face.
00:28:04:11	00:28:05:00	Chris [GM]	What’s up bro?
00:28:05:04	00:28:06:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:28:07:22	00:28:09:08	Brin [Basil]	Welcome to my tavern!
00:28:09:01	00:28:10:19	Chris [GM]	I like it! It sounds like DVD!
00:28:09:08	00:28:11:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:28:09:08	00:28:12:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:28:09:26	00:28:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	all right i’m actually really excited for bren to be the dm because i am so stoked
00:28:10:26	00:28:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:28:11:06	00:28:12:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:28:12:16	00:28:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We don’t actually say anything. We don’t.
00:28:16:02	00:28:17:28	Chris [GM]	I am too. I am so.
00:28:19:12	00:28:20:06	Chris [GM]	I am also.
00:28:19:22	00:28:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	to hear the voices that come
00:28:19:25	00:28:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:28:20:05	00:28:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:28:21:01	00:28:26:19	Steve [Nortle]	Every NPC is female or female identifying, just for ease.
00:28:23:01	00:28:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:28:23:20	00:28:24:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:28:23:29	00:28:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:28:25:21	00:28:27:14	Brin [Basil]	No, I’ve thought about
00:28:27:14	00:28:52:23	Brin [Basil]	it trust me i have eliminated a lot of fails please
00:28:27:25	00:28:28:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:28:27:25	00:28:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:28:29:05	00:28:29:24	Chris [GM]	Alright, so
00:28:31:20	00:28:32:13	Chris [GM]	What were you going to say?
00:28:31:23	00:28:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay so this is what okay i if this is okay i am going to do a performance check and i
00:28:38:03	00:28:38:09	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:28:39:11	00:28:46:13	Dave [Xeros]	I imagine, like most of these people are probably have a crush on LaDonna. Like huge fans right?
00:28:45:21	00:28:48:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they want to meet her. They’re there for her 100%.
00:28:46:22	00:28:48:00	Steve [Nortle]	parasocial relationships.
00:28:48:23	00:29:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	I want to offer them the challenge and say hey I just want everyone to know that I have a personalized t-shirt That I really need to give away
00:28:49:10	00:28:50:13	Chris [GM]	She’s a superstar.
00:29:01:16	00:29:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	And I am going to sign it But the first person that can sprint seven miles into the forest
00:29:12:29	00:29:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	and come back and claim it will be the one that gets it.
00:29:16:11	00:29:24:20	Brin [Basil]	me the fat elf is in
00:29:17:16	00:29:17:29	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:29:17:29	00:29:20:21	Dave [Xeros]	Show of hands, who wants to try this out?
00:29:22:23	00:29:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay. Okay, so performance.
00:29:24:20	00:29:33:10	Brin [Basil]	the line, please. My favorite!
00:29:24:29	00:29:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:29:26:01	00:29:28:10	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts is in the line breathing heavily.
00:29:30:24	00:29:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	that is actually
00:29:31:13	00:29:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m going to try to throw my voice far enough for foul quality game.
00:29:35:25	00:29:40:22	Chris [GM]	Oh, he has pretty good hearing, right? We’re going to see his head turn into 180 like…
00:29:41:00	00:29:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, oh yeah.
00:29:43:19	00:29:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	That is actually a 25.
00:29:48:16	00:29:52:10	Chris [GM]	With a 25, the crowd begins to run.
00:29:48:20	00:29:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	Pied Piper
00:29:53:03	00:29:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:29:53:15	00:29:55:20	Chris [GM]	Even Falkla is tempted…
00:29:54:11	00:29:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	Your head’s on a swivel
00:29:55:29	00:29:56:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:29:57:16	00:30:03:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, wait. Can you explain to me how the lyrics of this particular song talk about her seventh boyfriend?
00:30:04:07	00:30:09:08	Chris [GM]	Falka, you’re far enough into the merch where you actually see the t-shirt still in the glass case.
00:30:10:00	00:30:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, so there’s like a double take 180 that’s like.
00:30:11:28	00:30:13:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, a double tickle.
00:30:13:00	00:30:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah as they start to sprint I’m going to take the pin and like lick it with my tongue and then I’m actually gonna put the t-shirt on as LaDonna
00:30:13:23	00:30:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:30:14:02	00:30:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:23:05	00:30:24:07	Chris [GM]	Uh huh, okay.
00:30:23:14	00:30:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	and start signing it myself
00:30:27:08	00:30:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	on the left side of the chest just
00:30:27:10	00:30:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	Like arrows? The left pap
00:30:32:13	00:30:37:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is also this is also a giveaway Like this is yeah like
00:30:35:25	00:30:36:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:30:36:05	00:30:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:36:24	00:30:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:30:37:07	00:30:40:07	Steve [Nortle]	They glance behind them as they’re running, and they’re just like Oh!
00:30:39:02	00:30:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as much I would love this to happen LaDonna to do this I know she wouldn’t do this yeah uh huh I know LaDona
00:30:46:28	00:30:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	pretty sure with your great eyesight though you do see that I sign Eros instead
00:30:52:04	00:30:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	of LaDona
00:30:52:24	00:30:54:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:30:52:26	00:30:53:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:30:53:03	00:30:54:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:30:54:23	00:30:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	Love, Eros
00:30:54:29	00:30:59:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna roll my giant eyes and be like oh idiot
00:30:56:12	00:31:06:04	Brin [Basil]	eros has my heart yes yeah i’m still in line hi
00:30:59:16	00:31:10:00	Chris [GM]	uh we’ll cut back to uh falcon basil you’re with falcon i’m assuming in nortal okay so you guys enter in it’s your turn and ladana sees you falcon she says oh
00:31:10:00	00:31:14:06	Chris [GM]	I didn’t think you’d be back welcome back
00:31:18:11	00:31:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	ever eat that frog?
00:31:19:25	00:31:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:31:20:24	00:31:21:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:31:20:24	00:31:21:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:31:21:22	00:31:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	That was in the first dream loop
00:31:26:08	00:31:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, nevermind I was outside of a tent both times I don’t remember
00:31:29:20	00:31:33:05	Chris [GM]	she’s staring at nortal a little confused and
00:31:32:21	00:31:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I said eat. I meant talk. I’m sorry. I get those words confused sometimes.
00:31:35:14	00:31:36:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna
00:31:38:03	00:31:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one of my wings is just gonna cover up Nortles
00:31:41:18	00:31:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:31:42:16	00:31:43:12	Chris [GM]	really dramatic
00:31:43:16	00:31:50:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and then I’m just like holding out so I have my book of idios in scripture and a pen
00:31:47:18	00:31:47:27	Chris [GM]	your book
00:31:50:14	00:31:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	your scriptures?
00:31:52:09	00:31:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	Are you going to let her use?
00:31:52:29	00:31:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what else? I don’t have anything else
00:31:54:14	00:31:58:27	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry, are you going to have her cross out the word idiocy and write her own?
00:31:59:06	00:32:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay, calm down
00:32:01:09	00:32:01:29	Chris [GM]	she’s like
00:32:01:23	00:32:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’ll be a co-author so
00:32:03:16	00:32:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:32:03:25	00:32:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:32:04:05	00:32:05:04	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:32:08:10	00:32:09:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s going to sign the inside
00:32:09:29	00:32:11:18	Chris [GM]	the inside I was she’s gonna
00:32:11:06	00:32:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:32:11:28	00:32:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	will you please
00:32:13:01	00:32:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can you quickly glue some empty pages In the back and have her write The Book of LaDonna
00:32:13:01	00:32:16:25	Chris [GM]	the inside she knows this is a bit it’s a first I’ve never signed
00:32:22:22	00:32:27:24	Chris [GM]	she begins to sign your book what do you want me make out too
00:32:28:12	00:32:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	She should make out.
00:32:30:18	00:32:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she just hears that
00:32:31:11	00:32:33:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:32:32:04	00:32:43:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his feathers still uh doesn’t matter
00:32:32:19	00:32:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:32:32:29	00:32:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:32:33:16	00:32:34:12	Dave [Xeros]	It’s muffled
00:32:34:14	00:32:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	though because your feathers are like a silencer so it’s
00:32:35:25	00:32:37:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:32:37:24	00:32:41:14	Brin [Basil]	And he’s stressed so he is dropping feathers on the ground.
00:32:42:03	00:32:45:21	Steve [Nortle]	just the rabbit’s it’s like Easter every day with you
00:32:43:29	00:32:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh will you just make it out to falcon that’s me i
00:32:51:05	00:32:52:05	Chris [GM]	Dearest Doc Lock.
00:32:53:20	00:33:04:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh oh she spelled it wrong. it’s foul as in he’s
00:32:56:04	00:33:00:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, she’s spelled F-O-W-L C-L-A-W
00:32:57:14	00:33:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t i don’t care i don’T care i’m fine with it yeah um
00:33:04:18	00:33:07:08	Chris [GM]	She’s writing in your book and stuff
00:33:04:22	00:33:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	while she’s signing the book um i’m gonna cast mage hand and
00:33:04:29	00:33:05:26	Brin [Basil]	foul
00:33:08:08	00:33:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	out and rewrites
00:33:14:10	00:33:14:29	Chris [GM]	Why?
00:33:15:04	00:33:16:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am going to try
00:33:18:10	00:33:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s some scissors, I’m gonna try snip a little piece of her hair just a little lock to take with me
00:33:25:17	00:33:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s not here he’s not here
00:33:26:21	00:33:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	we’re like bleeding over into sociopath psychopath territory you’re right
00:33:32:14	00:33:33:29	Steve [Nortle]	dream come true
00:33:33:22	00:33:41:10	Dave [Xeros]	run boys run seven months 14
00:33:34:13	00:33:35:12	Brin [Basil]	dream
00:33:36:03	00:33:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
00:33:36:20	00:33:39:03	Brin [Basil]	come true in the dream
00:33:38:23	00:33:39:21	Chris [GM]	Seven Miles
00:33:41:10	00:33:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	total it’s almost like a little further than a marathon a half
00:33:46:18	00:33:58:10	Chris [GM]	uh okay roll a slide of hand for me okay
00:33:48:22	00:33:58:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a okay yeah um uh 17 yeah
00:33:50:04	00:33:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just bad at math
00:33:52:03	00:33:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s just they believe me when I say that. It’s just like a 5K.
00:33:57:10	00:34:08:13	Brin [Basil]	and this is enough for me to like look up
00:33:58:01	00:34:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:33:58:10	00:34:05:26	Chris [GM]	yeah you you snip a little bit of her hair off successfully and pocketed i guess
00:33:59:26	00:34:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	What?
00:34:10:29	00:34:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	This is the person that has murdered a lot of people and you’re getting a side eye.
00:34:14:13	00:34:16:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m collecting feathers
00:34:17:11	00:34:28:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know why you’re the one who’s like suss about this you’re taking all these bits and pieces from your victims of random people that we encounter, all these DNA samples
00:34:30:01	00:34:39:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like why am I getting the side eye from you okay um so i
00:34:31:21	00:34:42:05	Brin [Basil]	keep your voice down yeah only to stick pins in it
00:34:34:27	00:34:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	like a stuffed doll of you.
00:34:39:04	00:34:50:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um when uh so when la donna is handing back my book as well
00:34:39:28	00:34:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe.
00:34:42:05	00:34:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Okay this is getting really dark.
00:34:50:23	00:35:00:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um I’m just gonna try like put my hand over top of her hand to grab when we re -exchange
00:34:56:18	00:34:57:08	Chris [GM]	uh-huh
00:35:00:05	00:35:05:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but like just I just need some amount of physical touch and then I’m fine I’m satisfied
00:35:04:07	00:35:07:09	Brin [Basil]	just need some amount of physical
00:35:07:04	00:35:16:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	from la donna nothing weird i just need to touch her hand and then i’m fine we can go on to do whatever else we need to do
00:35:09:18	00:35:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	nothing weird
00:35:11:11	00:35:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	No nothing
00:35:15:08	00:35:19:08	Chris [GM]	as your book she said don’t forget to enter the raffle for the t-shirt
00:35:22:12	00:35:25:05	Chris [GM]	signed it in special silver lettering
00:35:27:20	00:35:29:06	Chris [GM]	yeah don’t get into the raffles
00:35:29:29	00:35:32:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um
00:35:30:12	00:35:33:25	Chris [GM]	winner will be announced at the finale of the battle
00:35:36:11	00:35:46:27	Steve [Nortle]	I pull aside some of the feathers and say, could you explain to me when you said we got mad blood? Does that mean they were going crazy or like really good blood?
00:35:47:03	00:35:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just confused on your poetic choices.
00:35:49:11	00:35:53:22	Chris [GM]	thinking Baylor, the sailor who swiftly sailors
00:35:56:05	00:35:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	Swiftly Sailor Boone.
00:35:57:20	00:35:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	Now I understand.
00:35:58:19	00:36:01:09	Chris [GM]	sailor that goes swift
00:36:00:13	00:36:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	Crazy.
00:36:01:19	00:36:03:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Swifty Sailor.
00:36:02:05	00:36:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah he’s a fool uh okay i’m gonna get a raffle I’m going to get a raffle ticket. They’re just there, and I’m gonna put it in the bowl work.
00:36:02:25	00:36:03:22	Chris [GM]	swifty
00:36:11:06	00:36:18:22	Chris [GM]	so LaDonna says next and then realizes there’s like nobody left in life she gets up and looks around.
00:36:15:17	00:36:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	from across the fairgrounds Not as popular As you thought You were huh
00:36:26:23	00:36:28:01	Chris [GM]	because it’s behind these semis.
00:36:27:25	00:36:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m And I look like her
00:36:28:05	00:36:30:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:36:28:16	00:36:36:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I was like, we
00:36:29:13	00:36:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:36:29:13	00:36:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:36:35:01	00:36:36:23	Dave [Xeros]	What happens When you have A man voice
00:36:37:03	00:36:38:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:38:14	00:36:39:19	Chris [GM]	It’s sensual.
00:36:40:12	00:36:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	Sensual man Voice
00:36:40:13	00:36:41:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Potential man boys!
00:36:41:07	00:36:51:13	Chris [GM]	It’s good on the phone calls. Listen, this actually bodes well for me and she walks off so it’s now 5 o’clock
00:36:43:16	00:36:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
00:36:44:20	00:36:45:18	Brin [Basil]	it’s not
00:36:49:19	00:36:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, well wait, as soon as she leaves since she’s gone and nobody else is around The hair that I cut off from her head… I’m gunna eat it real quick
00:37:01:04	00:37:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cause like Well like
00:37:03:00	00:37:04:22	Steve [Nortle]	little physical touch and then I’ll be fine.
00:37:05:05	00:37:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
00:37:05:12	00:37:07:04	Brin [Basil]	as I ingest
00:37:07:01	00:37:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s weird For me
00:37:09:13	00:37:18:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	owls make those pellets and stuff they regurgitate the bones from animals that they eat I’m going to attempt basically to preserve
00:37:18:13	00:37:29:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because we’re caught in this dream loop it seems like everything gets reset every day if I eat this and it’s a part of me
00:37:28:25	00:37:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay I really
00:37:29:04	00:37:40:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then it will preserve I’ll be able to keep it after this whole thing is done can
00:37:33:19	00:37:44:19	Brin [Basil]	don’t let this fly if you don’t let this work i’m gonna be upset i just want to make that clear
00:37:34:19	00:37:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	For my sanity I want to know If this works
00:37:40:21	00:37:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can you tell us how upset I bet you’ll be in your man voice real quick.
00:37:44:17	00:37:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	Cause like Dream logic
00:37:49:23	00:37:58:10	Brin [Basil]	oh i’m going to be pissed bro i’m trying
00:37:51:06	00:37:52:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:37:51:15	00:37:52:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:52:10	00:37:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	Bro
00:37:57:05	00:37:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	Good job
00:38:00:10	00:38:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:38:04:16	00:38:10:09	Chris [GM]	I’ll think of something my gosh uh I see the logic behind it
00:38:11:11	00:38:12:03	Chris [GM]	fascinating
00:38:13:22	00:38:21:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay i do i do want to know just because it seems like nothing mattered from what we did
00:38:21:26	00:38:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	in the first dream loop right so if nothing mattered from the first stream loop then
00:38:27:08	00:38:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	if we go into a third dream loop nothing should matter from this time around i’m just trying i’m trying to figure out the dream logic or is that something we’re going to figure
00:38:33:02	00:38:44:24	Chris [GM]	as you experience the first loop when you woke back up you started with the equipment that you had when you entered into the fairgrounds for the first time.
00:38:34:07	00:38:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	out along the way so all
00:38:46:11	00:38:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	the veil stones we burned everything Like, all of our spell slots are back. All of that stuff.
00:38:52:25	00:39:04:05	Chris [GM]	those particular items are back Any items that you gained and objects that you gain DVD scrolls for example are not in your inventory anymore they are reset back into
00:39:04:05	00:39:08:20	Chris [GM]	this Now a stomach
00:39:06:15	00:39:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	unless you eat them
00:39:09:16	00:39:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	ostensibly
00:39:10:08	00:39:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the thing, right? It’s like it’s…
00:39:14:01	00:39:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	Or if it gets put into an extra-dimensional space, what happens?
00:39:17:02	00:39:27:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah so once again dream loop is there a dream dimension that I’m not aware of as a new DM?
00:39:17:27	00:39:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	like cargo pants
00:39:26:04	00:39:37:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just not this actual dimension. It’s an extra dimensional space. So it doesn’t get affected by space, time or anything actually. It’s there when I want to put my hands in my pockets.
00:39:37:08	00:39:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	so if i put my hands in TBD’s
00:39:37:15	00:39:38:01	Chris [GM]	Interesting.
00:39:38:10	00:39:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	hands in the pants
00:39:39:02	00:39:41:19	Chris [GM]	Well, you are in TBD’s Dream
00:39:46:11	00:39:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a whole new world
00:39:48:05	00:39:48:23	Brin [Basil]	things
00:39:48:20	00:39:59:06	Chris [GM]	based on the mechanics of what it’s set up this is TBDs Dream who knows what could happen
00:39:59:06	00:40:10:21	Chris [GM]	so I don’t really have an answer for that but I’m going to say that if you want to hide one of these scrolls in intradimensional space It’s still going to disappear.
00:40:02:27	00:40:03:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s possible is what
00:40:12:16	00:40:16:23	Dave [Xeros]	i have fowcloth swallowed okay
00:40:15:07	00:40:16:11	Chris [GM]	There’s the loophole.
00:40:16:10	00:40:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:40:17:04	00:40:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just picturing Harris chasing after Falclaw open your mouth
00:40:19:10	00:40:21:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Falco Allbla…
00:40:23:09	00:40:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	open your mouth fowclaw
00:40:26:04	00:40:28:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:40:26:07	00:40:27:29	Chris [GM]	Just a ton of gold everywhere.
00:40:29:11	00:40:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright well we can go
00:40:29:11	00:41:08:04	Brin [Basil]	he’s gonna have to barf him up later well he
00:40:30:25	00:40:32:17	Chris [GM]	It’s 5 o’clock.
00:40:33:25	00:40:38:13	Chris [GM]	You guys can tell me where you want to head next?
00:40:38:25	00:40:45:26	Steve [Nortle]	So we’ve got a couple hours before the Battle of the Band, but I am feeling that my percussion is not up to par.
00:40:46:26	00:40:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	I want some maracas.
00:40:52:20	00:40:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	Where would you go for that? It’s just…
00:40:55:16	00:40:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know. You’re the one who can read.
00:40:58:05	00:40:59:06	Dave [Xeros]	You can’t read?
00:40:58:28	00:41:00:03	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t remember.
00:41:01:13	00:41:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so he did way too many sports in high school. He just…
00:41:02:04	00:41:07:07	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true. Lots of sports.
00:41:08:04	00:41:09:22	Brin [Basil]	was the ball in most of them
00:41:09:27	00:41:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	Did he learn anything?
00:41:10:29	00:41:22:07	Brin [Basil]	he I it’s true
00:41:15:00	00:41:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a lot of concussions
00:41:17:02	00:41:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	You can spell percussion without concussion, I think.
00:41:20:01	00:41:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	Are you just one of those people that, like, just went to your teacher and said, hey, I’m going to play this game and I need you to give me the right grade? Like…
00:41:28:26	00:41:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yes?
00:41:30:13	00:41:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, it’s just lost so much respect for you.
00:41:32:26	00:41:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	Wait.
00:41:34:08	00:41:36:12	Dave [Xeros]	Not that I had a lot to begin with, but it’s…
00:41:37:17	00:41:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right. That kind of hurts my head.
00:41:40:25	00:41:47:28	Chris [GM]	If you want instruments, Lampian Biscuits Fix-It Shop is a place where they fix instruments. Likely you’d find something there.
00:41:41:23	00:41:43:20	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what the other players said, too.
00:41:48:12	00:41:48:15	Steve [Nortle]	Okay?
00:41:49:27	00:41:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	Can we go to the brothel first?
00:41:51:05	00:41:52:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, what was…
00:41:52:24	00:41:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	I just… I need to tap into another man’s treasure.
00:41:54:21	00:41:56:09	Chris [GM]	Another man’s treasure. That’s right.
00:41:57:26	00:42:07:24	Steve [Nortle]	Do they have maracas at brothels? Foulclaw, could you help me out with that one? Oh, and then let’s
00:41:58:07	00:41:58:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:42:02:28	00:42:10:07	Brin [Basil]	do if i
00:42:03:25	00:42:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	They have all the instruments in brothels, my friend.
00:42:10:07	00:42:31:27	Brin [Basil]	had any let you know that would
00:42:18:15	00:42:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can’t really help you because You can’t read my pamphlets I don’t know what to do
00:42:21:13	00:42:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, it’s true. Hey!
00:42:23:18	00:42:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	You couldn’t read them aloud?
00:42:26:06	00:42:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can you…
00:42:28:29	00:42:29:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
00:42:31:27	00:42:35:05	Brin [Basil]	require effort yeah
00:42:32:24	00:42:35:04	Chris [GM]	So another man’s treasurer then? Is that what I’m hearing?
00:42:34:20	00:42:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah? I’m going to go say hey can you blow this flute for me?
00:42:35:26	00:42:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:42:40:15	00:42:43:07	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately when you arrive it is not a brothl.
00:42:43:06	00:42:46:17	Dave [Xeros]	What in the Sam hell is happening here?
00:42:45:08	00:42:51:26	Chris [GM]	another man you guys show up and what looks like a tourist trap is actually a worldwide curation of bric-a-brac
00:42:53:27	00:42:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s get out of here.
00:42:55:19	00:42:57:14	Steve [Nortle]	have a question for the owner
00:42:58:14	00:43:02:19	Chris [GM]	man’s treasure is another man wait one man’s junk is anotherman’s treasure
00:43:00:12	00:43:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s trash.
00:43:02:14	00:43:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I got the junk but now I don’t have the treasure? A little angry about this.
00:43:07:16	00:43:19:16	Brin [Basil]	smells like di right google
00:43:08:04	00:43:11:16	Chris [GM]	yeah uh but as you walk up
00:43:11:29	00:43:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	Or The Salvation Army for people that don’t live in Utah.
00:43:14:02	00:43:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:43:14:02	00:43:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:43:14:28	00:43:20:00	Steve [Nortle]	Right, because we’ve been so considerate about those people.
00:43:18:07	00:43:23:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We have an international audience, okay? It’s clear.
00:43:19:16	00:43:26:29	Brin [Basil]	it
00:43:21:23	00:43:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:43:24:23	00:43:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	What was the name of that guy in Idiots? Joe Sack. What’s the name for three-fourths of the Cs?
00:43:26:29	00:43:55:25	Brin [Basil]	oh I
00:43:29:03	00:43:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:43:34:20	00:43:35:14	Steve [Nortle]	Backwards stuff.
00:43:35:05	00:43:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, don’t give that away. That’s an Easter egg. That’s for the Patreon exclusive!
00:43:40:16	00:43:41:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cut that out.
00:43:46:07	00:43:53:28	Chris [GM]	a owlin an older looking owlin kind of perks his head up
00:43:50:01	00:43:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh great, there’s another one.
00:43:53:14	00:43:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	Is he molting?
00:43:55:25	00:43:58:02	Brin [Basil]	was just about to say is this guy molting
00:43:57:26	00:44:00:23	Chris [GM]	but his head turns around at a 180 degree swivel
00:44:01:25	00:44:11:14	Chris [GM]	and he sees Falflaw and Eros walking in together and immediately is shocked at the sight of a tiefling and an owl then, getting along
00:44:11:18	00:44:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	Hey homie, I’m going to fist bump you on this one.
00:44:14:18	00:44:17:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t totally understand why but I always love this one view
00:44:17:10	00:44:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	Boop! Yep, here we go. He looks pissed. Can’t you tell? I just have a really big rate off of when people are pissed.
00:44:20:15	00:44:20:21	Chris [GM]	better.
00:44:26:18	00:44:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh.
00:44:28:03	00:44:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	up to him and slap my little… turtle fingers down.
00:44:33:06	00:44:33:14	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh?
00:44:34:10	00:44:35:29	Steve [Nortle]	Where are your maracas?
00:44:38:08	00:44:43:20	Chris [GM]	Let’s see, and he starts thumbing through all his items and trinkets and stuff and he’s looking around and he says
00:44:43:18	00:44:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	Can I do a perception check to find out what’s in here?
00:44:45:27	00:44:49:14	Chris [GM]	no… Yes, you can’t. No maracas side.
00:44:50:04	00:44:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s go! I see you every day, what are you talking about?
00:44:52:21	00:44:54:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hold on, it’s not every day we see another
00:44:57:01	00:44:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true.
00:44:57:05	00:44:58:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Another owlin’
00:45:00:07	00:45:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	How – okay.
00:45:01:00	00:45:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Words!
00:45:02:05	00:45:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Perception.
00:45:03:27	00:45:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	Oh right.
00:45:06:04	00:45:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	Are we going with my roll or are we going mit – never mind. It was a nat 1.
00:45:10:04	00:45:10:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh…
00:45:11:28	00:45:15:29	Chris [GM]	None. It would be… Yeah!
00:45:14:11	00:45:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	It was at 15.
00:45:16:10	00:45:16:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:45:17:19	00:45:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He has a plus 14 modifier
00:45:19:14	00:45:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	I do.
00:45:20:05	00:45:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:45:20:24	00:45:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:45:22:19	00:45:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	At least this session I do
00:45:24:06	00:45:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe we should restart because I did go… Which doesn’t…
00:45:27:07	00:45:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	oh here we go i’m gonna roll perception i mean i’m going to i’ll roll perception
00:45:35:28	00:45:43:02	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you’re just trying to get a sense for what you can see and stuff? Awesome. So 15 success. Excellent.
00:45:44:03	00:45:54:08	Chris [GM]	You look around and you see just anything from the player’s handbook that’s on the trinkets page. So you roll at D100 and that’s the kind of item
00:45:54:08	00:46:06:01	Chris [GM]	pick out. You also see a few old spell books Well, not spell books, but curriculum from the School of Magus. You know, as the years go by and they update the curriculum,
00:46:05:03	00:46:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s magus or like secondhand like like they’re on like the fifth edition
00:46:06:08	00:46:11:21	Chris [GM]	they got it at Magus, thank you. They got to get rid of the old inventory so they sell them here
00:46:14:17	00:46:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s like the second edition that he’s selling here okay what level
00:46:14:28	00:46:16:29	Chris [GM]	Yes, exactly.
00:46:18:08	00:46:28:22	Chris [GM]	You also see a couple spell scrolls that are for sale there can be any spell scroll level one or two depending on what your spells that you’re able to do
00:46:29:24	00:46:39:18	Chris [GM]	You also see a TV scroll sitting on the table. You recognize it, but its unique shape and decorative nature.
00:46:40:21	00:46:52:17	Chris [GM]	And lastly you see a book that’s sitting to your left and as you pick it up As you pick the book up
00:46:52:17	00:47:01:29	Chris [GM]	and open its pages Your eyes widen as you begin reading, or rather in hearing, vulgarities of every kind begin spewing uncontrollably out of its pages.
00:47:02:16	00:47:06:16	Chris [GM]	You slam the book shut in embarrassment and glance at the cover of the book and read
00:47:02:17	00:47:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	god
00:47:05:08	00:47:10:07	Dave [Xeros]	the book of Tourette’s yes um
00:47:12:05	00:47:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	uh
00:47:12:10	00:47:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	burned now is found so
00:47:12:15	00:47:14:27	Chris [GM]	It has never been lost and
00:47:16:20	00:47:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	almost 170 years later
00:47:20:19	00:47:28:04	Steve [Nortle]	so in our i what one time our old dm had us at a magical junkyard and we went around the table
00:47:21:13	00:47:22:07	Chris [GM]	the apocalypse
00:47:28:04	00:47:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	and invented magical items that didn’t really exist but they were in the junk here they were broken somehow and so we had um like a masseuse table what did the masseuse stable do it was
00:47:30:27	00:48:25:01	Brin [Basil]	great are getting
00:47:38:04	00:47:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	ah man
00:47:39:15	00:47:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	something like it would do auto masseuse but it thought it was really like it didn’t do it right
00:47:44:11	00:47:47:07	Chris [GM]	it was like a really awkward uncomfortable massage, you know
00:47:47:02	00:47:53:21	Steve [Nortle]	there was like a lazy Susan that would just constantly spin so whatever you put on it would just go flying into
00:47:53:28	00:48:04:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do not remember that one. I don’t remember that
00:47:56:05	00:47:58:06	Chris [GM]	triple deck toilet.
00:47:57:26	00:48:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	we were basically at the Stevens-Henegar College of like inventors
00:47:58:11	00:47:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	right
00:48:01:21	00:48:02:28	Chris [GM]	You don’t remember this?
00:48:02:26	00:48:04:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:48:04:26	00:48:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we had some self-tying boots that never knew when to stop tying, so they just kept getting tighter and tighter the book of Tourette’s
00:48:12:12	00:48:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is cinched up
00:48:16:21	00:48:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	basically Tom Riddle’s diary but I swear to you
00:48:19:04	00:48:21:07	Dave [Xeros]	just swears at you
00:48:25:01	00:49:07:05	Brin [Basil]	fucked it’s
00:48:25:23	00:48:40:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t
00:48:26:26	00:48:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	has 170 years of writing in it that has just been converted to profanity
00:48:28:13	00:48:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just sheer rage.
00:48:33:09	00:48:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	there’s stuff in here I never knew
00:48:34:15	00:48:35:05	Chris [GM]	volume now.
00:48:35:22	00:48:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	It grows entries.
00:48:40:12	00:48:50:08	Chris [GM]	Talon immediately tells you to put that book down, get your dirty paws off stuff. Not talking to you tortle I’m talking to that teeth.
00:48:44:16	00:48:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, they’re really more like closer to flippers but
00:48:50:19	00:48:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	those are hands I can guarantee it.
00:48:54:27	00:48:55:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he likes
00:48:56:06	00:49:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	Dirty? Like… I - did you hear that foul cloth?
00:48:57:16	00:49:00:08	Chris [GM]	Under his breath, he mumbles they’re all animals to me
00:49:00:16	00:49:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
00:49:03:20	00:49:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are we has that directed at myself So, is that…
00:49:04:02	00:49:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	I did but that’s not wrong
00:49:08:26	00:49:11:05	Chris [GM]	shame of you to travel such a great crowd
00:49:12:07	00:49:14:03	Dave [Xeros]	I think this guy is very traditional
00:49:12:26	00:49:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I… We’re…
00:49:15:10	00:49:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re clearly not a religious man. Are you?
00:49:22:08	00:49:22:22	Brin [Basil]	he’s black
00:49:22:14	00:49:30:05	Chris [GM]	I am a professor at the school of Magus A world traveler well-renowned for my antiquing
00:49:25:05	00:49:25:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
00:49:31:08	00:49:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great! I’m actually pretty well known in Magus
00:49:34:28	00:49:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	So what’s your deal? What ring are you in? Like, if you ever Ever
00:49:42:17	00:49:50:15	Chris [GM]	to the school and that’s it He does not dabble in any of the fun that Magus offers.
00:49:49:15	00:49:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	The entire first ring is the arcade You have to walk through it To get to the school
00:49:52:13	00:49:55:28	Chris [GM]	I can fly! Of course, I’d fly right over. Don’t pay attention to that garbage.
00:49:55:17	00:49:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	Has this guy even been to Max?
00:49:57:14	00:50:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can see the tensions are kind of building between these two and I’m all like okay, hey it’s alright Hey, eat your my friend And you know I’ve been
00:50:05:05	00:50:06:25	Chris [GM]	Do your business and leave, please.
00:50:06:26	00:50:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, look at this book. It’s got pictures of turtles wearing orange and red masks.
00:50:07:28	00:50:11:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m an academic as well. You know, I know a lot
00:50:12:01	00:50:19:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure I feel like I can spot a racist From like a mile away Because my entire family Is racists To the hilt
00:50:21:05	00:50:21:29	Dave [Xeros]	What’d she do man
00:50:22:14	00:50:23:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know
00:50:25:22	00:50:26:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait
00:50:25:26	00:50:29:05	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have a problem with, like, tieflings just in general? What’s the deal?
00:50:28:28	00:50:30:16	Chris [GM]	No? No, I don’t.
00:50:30:11	00:50:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	Do you Have A Problem With Like Herongons? Do You Have A Probleme With Tortles?
00:50:34:17	00:50:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	I Like Tortles.
00:50:35:10	00:50:36:19	Chris [GM]	They’re all my animal buddies.
00:50:36:17	00:50:37:25	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t have his respects.
00:50:37:19	00:50:40:09	Brin [Basil]	i’m really soft you can pet me if you want
00:50:42:08	00:50:43:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a trick by the way.
00:50:43:07	00:50:48:21	Chris [GM]	What’s his name? Talon Sharplaw.
00:50:45:13	00:50:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	Is His Name Talon? Talon.
00:50:46:13	00:50:47:20	Brin [Basil]	Give me a reason.
00:50:48:28	00:50:50:20	Brin [Basil]	Give me a reason
00:50:50:12	00:51:00:04	Chris [GM]	his name’s Talon Sharpa, is visibly uncomfortable around you particularly. Mostly because you’re a tiefling.
00:50:51:07	00:50:51:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:51:00:08	00:51:05:29	Chris [GM]	He is a little racist towards tieflings but isn’t really interested in giving
00:51:04:19	00:51:20:26	Brin [Basil]	I need
00:51:05:29	00:51:17:19	Chris [GM]	you any sort of backstory behind it before I’ll
00:51:06:17	00:51:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to seek first to understand before I beat the living shit out of this guy.
00:51:15:11	00:51:29:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey, how
00:51:16:13	00:51:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m getting there.
00:51:17:19	00:51:25:25	Chris [GM]	tell you this if you do any physical harm to him he’s not gonna let you buy any of this stuff and You won’t get the chance to get that TV scroll.
00:51:20:26	00:51:29:26	Brin [Basil]	his feathers Hey, how you doing?
00:51:24:25	00:51:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	That’s Okay, I’ll Just Rob Him Blind.
00:51:32:12	00:51:34:23	Chris [GM]	you’re going to I mean he’s
00:51:34:26	00:51:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:51:37:14	00:51:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	When has that ever helped? The situation.
00:51:40:13	00:51:48:07	Brin [Basil]	It’s just hair I see them do it in movies
00:51:41:17	00:51:43:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ve tried this
00:51:42:17	00:51:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:51:44:07	00:51:44:26	Chris [GM]	the top button
00:51:48:15	00:51:53:18	Chris [GM]	it better be a very good distraction if you’re gonna successfully roll a sleight of hand for me
00:51:49:08	00:51:50:26	Brin [Basil]	I see them do it in plays
00:51:50:26	00:52:03:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry
00:51:54:10	00:51:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	right all right
00:51:54:19	00:52:02:04	Chris [GM]	so you pop your top button and he immediately gets flustered how dare you assume I would be interested in such
00:52:03:07	00:52:04:22	Brin [Basil]	I just thought she was hot
00:52:06:04	00:52:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe it’s just you right sister? Hurrah!
00:52:10:13	00:52:11:05	Chris [GM]	oh yeah
00:52:12:09	00:52:18:21	Chris [GM]	okay alright uh yeah so he’s heavily distracted what is it that you are going to steal from
00:52:19:07	00:52:27:11	Dave [Xeros]	only get one thing or can i get two Okay. All right, I’ll go for spell scroll level two please.
00:52:20:15	00:52:22:13	Chris [GM]	one per role yep
00:52:27:23	00:52:30:08	Chris [GM]	and I’m assuming you’ll just base it off one of your spells
00:52:30:10	00:52:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I’m just coming out of my spell book. Well actually by spell list not necessarily in my book.
00:52:34:13	00:52:39:14	Chris [GM]	ok um so yeah it goes unnoticed you successfully steal it
00:52:40:19	00:52:43:24	Chris [GM]	but if you wanted to steal more things i’m gonna need more distractions
00:52:41:00	00:52:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to talk
00:52:43:24	00:52:43:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:52:47:11	00:52:55:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to him a little bit i’m oh no i’m just engaging in conversation this may also be a distraction
00:52:48:23	00:52:52:12	Chris [GM]	You, the holy man, are going to help distract so arrows can steal.
00:52:55:26	00:53:02:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but i’m kind of unaware i’m kinda unaware yeah i’m
00:52:57:27	00:52:59:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:52:58:24	00:53:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	You didn’t notice either?
00:53:02:03	00:53:11:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just curious he’s the professor you know i’m also something like all i’m a student i go to the university of idiots i don’t know if you’ve heard
00:53:11:12	00:53:13:03	Steve [Nortle]	It’s non-accredited.
00:53:14:14	00:53:17:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a different accreditation it’s accredited
00:53:16:14	00:53:27:25	Chris [GM]	I am well aware of the University of Iteus, yes? I am aware of it, yes. Some of my friends are professors there. How is old Fluffy Flapper-Fluppin’?
00:53:28:17	00:53:29:12	Brin [Basil]	He’s great.
00:53:30:24	00:53:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	Very soft.
00:53:31:06	00:53:33:16	Chris [GM]	Did you take any courses from Fluffy Fluffer-Fluppinton?
00:53:32:17	00:53:42:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I forget what he teaches but I know of him yes he’s magic
00:53:39:23	00:53:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	He teaches slide a hand, I hear.
00:53:42:17	00:53:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:53:45:08	00:53:47:11	Chris [GM]	Magic, of course! Magic tricks.
00:53:49:05	00:53:50:09	Brin [Basil]	He sure does.
00:53:49:24	00:53:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	Like close, like magic. Like hand magic?
00:53:53:19	00:53:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	Preston, the David Blaine of idiots.
00:53:55:23	00:53:58:01	Brin [Basil]	He’s famous for his shadow puppets?
00:53:57:03	00:54:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m curious i saw you had some textbooks here from magus uh are those are those free or you are those
00:54:08:12	00:54:16:20	Chris [GM]	for sale. They’re much cheaper. They’re secondhand but they contain the wealth of knowledge from The School of Magus outdated of course
00:54:08:15	00:54:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh they’re sick
00:54:16:12	00:54:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	back.
00:54:17:16	00:54:21:11	Brin [Basil]	Do they teach about the evils of two things or anything?
00:54:21:28	00:54:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	Does it teach about the evils of racism?
00:54:22:23	00:54:26:17	Chris [GM]	and he turns around and starts looking for a particular
00:54:25:26	00:54:27:09	Brin [Basil]	He’s finding literature.
00:54:27:17	00:54:33:14	Chris [GM]	literature that he’s fond of I’d say He’s pretty well He’s well distracted Yeah
00:54:29:02	00:54:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	There’s like that is good for race.
00:54:33:28	00:54:36:13	Brin [Basil]	It promotes… Because, I’m not going to lie,
00:54:36:19	00:54:51:16	Brin [Basil]	we have a
00:54:38:26	00:54:39:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
00:54:39:04	00:54:41:15	Chris [GM]	Uh, yeah. What is it? Do you take this time?
00:54:39:14	00:54:54:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he turns
00:54:42:17	00:54:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	you said there’s a TBD scroll right Okay, so spell school. TBD school.
00:54:46:22	00:54:50:10	Chris [GM]	you got the spell scroll and the tevious scroll. Awesome. Alright. Uh,
00:54:48:19	00:54:48:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:54:51:16	00:54:52:26	Brin [Basil]	lot more in common than you think.
00:54:53:15	00:54:56:03	Chris [GM]	he turns around and he says, uh, no
00:54:58:01	00:55:07:02	Chris [GM]	books on that but I did find this. You might find this interesting tortle. He pulls up a trading card that’s got a tortle on it with like a red bandana
00:55:07:19	00:55:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. It’s like looking into a mirror.
00:55:09:04	00:55:09:13	Chris [GM]	of those
00:55:12:04	00:55:14:09	Chris [GM]	uh this is just two gold pieces
00:55:12:26	00:55:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. It’s more like the brother?
00:55:16:10	00:55:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	I know how to count. You don’t have it? I did it before!
00:55:18:14	00:55:19:00	Dave [Xeros]	Do you?
00:55:20:16	00:55:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He, I don’t know if he actually knows how to count. He counted like 900 something people and I’m pretty sure there was like 200.
00:55:20:21	00:55:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	How many pieces of gold do you have in your pouch, my friend?
00:55:25:22	00:55:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	210, 208 I can count just like you have hands alright?
00:55:29:18	00:55:30:26	Brin [Basil]	He doesn’t.
00:55:34:05	00:55:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just saying. She’s saying there’s not enough room for 900 people in line on the fairgrounds.
00:55:39:15	00:55:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Can we just keep this in mind that he can’t count when he’s trying to do flurry of blows
00:55:45:23	00:55:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:48:25	00:55:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just like one, two, five!
00:55:48:26	00:55:49:28	Steve [Nortle]	Just one?
00:55:50:17	00:55:51:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:50:26	00:55:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:55:53:18	00:55:59:05	Steve [Nortle]	I can count. Oh yeah for sure I want that Okay that’s mine now
00:55:59:01	00:56:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I’ve been able To steal three things I’m gonna try again Is he?
00:56:04:06	00:56:08:09	Chris [GM]	so he he is conversing with
00:56:09:10	00:56:11:18	Chris [GM]	Nortle doing the transaction, yeah.
00:56:12:10	00:56:15:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay that wasn’t so great
00:56:17:07	00:56:18:02	Brin [Basil]	How not?
00:56:17:20	00:56:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	Eleven
00:56:18:21	00:56:20:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, so this time
00:56:22:15	00:56:25:13	Chris [GM]	Talon definitely notices something’s amiss and he says, what?
00:56:26:20	00:56:31:22	Brin [Basil]	um excuse me sorry i no I’ve never
00:56:26:25	00:56:27:29	Chris [GM]	What is this foul play?
00:56:29:03	00:56:33:04	Chris [GM]	Are you in league with this man? You all came in together, you all need to leave.
00:56:32:29	00:56:36:02	Brin [Basil]	I’ve never seen him before wondering if you have any bail stones
00:56:37:18	00:56:45:03	Brin [Basil]	do you know what those are excuse me
00:56:40:04	00:56:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m putting cylinders In my pants
00:56:40:25	00:56:49:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what that means.
00:56:45:09	00:56:52:15	Chris [GM]	I am well-traveled but I have never heard such a thing bail stones, what are you talking about? No, I don’t have such garbage. You need to leave.
00:56:51:24	00:56:57:05	Brin [Basil]	you’re you’re well traveled you can fly bro wait
00:56:56:29	00:56:59:21	Chris [GM]	to cover his things up as he’s like Leave! Leave!
00:56:59:02	00:57:07:04	Brin [Basil]	can’t can you still fly and you don’t know about bale stone
00:57:08:19	00:57:09:22	Chris [GM]	to be a world traveler
00:57:10:09	00:57:10:27	Brin [Basil]	oh
00:57:10:24	00:57:14:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, what part of the world have you traveled to?
00:57:15:23	00:57:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	You fluffy bag of douche.
00:57:19:18	00:57:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	Fowl Claw I know what that one is and that one was not okay
00:57:23:02	00:57:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that one hey
00:57:24:13	00:57:25:19	Chris [GM]	He seems quite upset
00:57:27:17	00:57:31:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can already see
00:57:28:23	00:57:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, get your hands off me! I swear. If you touch me one more time…
00:57:31:05	00:57:31:29	Chris [GM]	and starts pushing you
00:57:32:02	00:57:34:22	Brin [Basil]	Can we just open the book of Tourette’s right now?
00:57:34:19	00:57:36:23	Chris [GM]	to push you just a little bit Get out! Get out!!
00:57:36:21	00:57:39:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m just going to open The Book of Tourette’s Just a little bit.
00:57:39:11	00:57:40:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:57:39:11	00:57:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:57:39:20	00:57:41:01	Chris [GM]	It’s going to start recording.
00:57:41:08	00:57:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:57:45:11	00:57:47:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	isn’t that where you learned bag of deuce just barely
00:57:47:20	00:57:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:57:47:20	00:57:49:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:57:47:20	00:57:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:57:48:17	00:57:49:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
00:57:49:22	00:57:51:08	Brin [Basil]	He was thumbing The pages
00:57:52:24	00:57:54:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:57:54:11	00:58:03:25	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like the scripture for vicious mockery is the book of Tourette’s and it’s been one of my favorite spells of all time so yes, it’s pretty amazing
00:57:57:27	00:57:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:58:05:20	00:58:10:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so he is trying to push you out. Arrows, he’s getting pretty physical with you.
00:58:10:13	00:58:13:27	Brin [Basil]	While he’s doing this Can I roll for how many feathers He drops on the ground
00:58:13:23	00:58:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	he’s molting all over the place
00:58:14:03	00:58:14:25	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah.
00:58:16:07	00:58:18:09	Brin [Basil]	Dang it I pick him up
00:58:20:02	00:58:21:08	Brin [Basil]	Put him in my satchel
00:58:20:02	00:58:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s probably just molted almost all of them I picture him as like Almost no
00:58:23:19	00:58:25:09	Brin [Basil]	Like please Can I roll again?
00:58:27:07	00:58:29:05	Brin [Basil]	Can I Wait, really?
00:58:29:05	00:58:30:29	Chris [GM]	Well, roll and see if you’re successful.
00:58:30:28	00:58:34:16	Brin [Basil]	That was 10.
00:58:31:19	00:58:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	alright, my patience is at its limit
00:58:34:15	00:58:40:09	Chris [GM]	Okay, I’ll let you roll a D4 for how many feathers you pick up. Just D4, you got a 10.
00:58:37:26	00:58:39:02	Brin [Basil]	How about a D6?
00:58:45:13	00:58:53:18	Brin [Basil]	1 I’ll take the 4 No, just kidding
00:58:46:14	00:58:47:21	Chris [GM]	Just just one feather? Okay.
00:58:52:20	00:58:59:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, clearly there’s a confrontation going on between Eros and Talon. He’s telling you all to leave.
00:59:01:03	00:59:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to take out a couple gold pieces. I’m just going to melt them in my hand and let it, when they melt on my hand I’m gonna let it dry in a fist so my hand is covered in gold and solid.
00:59:12:12	00:59:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Just going to tell him look you touch me again I’m Going to touch you back and you’re not going to like it
00:59:18:20	00:59:19:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey hey hey
00:59:19:12	00:59:28:04	Chris [GM]	Falclaw who interrupts You better control your man, your friend
00:59:21:02	00:59:21:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros?
00:59:25:25	00:59:26:16	Brin [Basil]	Fight
00:59:27:03	00:59:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
00:59:27:04	00:59:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I should have read more of your backstory
00:59:28:25	00:59:30:07	Brin [Basil]	You’re math
00:59:32:25	00:59:43:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m gonna say to Eros I’m going to try and de-escalate the situation And I’m gunna say Is this Is this the way your parents would want you to die?
00:59:37:09	00:59:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	You better do it quick.
00:59:40:02	00:59:41:24	Brin [Basil]	Roll Roll
00:59:43:22	00:59:45:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh my god!
00:59:46:00	00:59:48:02	Brin [Basil]	Roll The die
00:59:47:05	00:59:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	So, Nordle slowly retracts his head into a shell.
00:59:52:05	00:59:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	How long have you known me? And I’m just going to swing at this guy and just try to deck him as hard as I can.
00:59:58:05	00:59:58:10	Chris [GM]	are you
00:59:58:17	01:00:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that definitely hits. That’s a fifth. No.
01:00:03:17	01:00:03:27	Chris [GM]	okay
01:00:04:08	01:00:06:20	Steve [Nortle]	He managed to assault the old scholar.
01:00:06:17	01:00:08:11	Chris [GM]	How much damage do you deal
01:00:08:25	01:00:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	pushing me first.
01:00:10:18	01:00:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll… Just saying.
01:00:14:05	01:00:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	Six.
01:00:15:29	01:00:24:10	Chris [GM]	You whack him right on the beak And immediately, guards! Guards! He starts screaming, guards. Guards in here.
01:00:16:16	01:00:17:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You five.
01:00:21:15	01:00:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Five!
01:00:23:20	01:00:25:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna start screaming guards. Gods!
01:00:25:08	01:00:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:00:26:19	01:00:28:16	Brin [Basil]	He needs to be knocked out. Can I hit him?
01:00:27:19	01:00:31:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay, okay. We gotta go, we gotta go.
01:00:31:01	01:00:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	This guy was pushing me. They’re gonna have to dig into my pants
01:00:31:14	01:00:35:27	Chris [GM]	Seeing as how you guys have stolen things, I’m pretty sure the guards are going to probably take his side.
01:00:36:16	01:00:42:28	Steve [Nortle]	Does this count as a bad action? A bad deed?
01:00:36:20	01:00:39:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s got about 30 seconds now.
01:00:36:27	01:00:40:10	Chris [GM]	You’ve got about 30 seconds to get out of there before the guards showed up.
01:00:41:08	01:00:41:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:00:43:15	01:00:46:16	Dave [Xeros]	He started pushing me I
01:00:46:28	01:00:53:28	Chris [GM]	Well, I mean, who was the one that threw the first punch? Pushing, I wouldn’t say counts quite as assault.
01:00:54:25	01:00:57:22	Brin [Basil]	Sounds like rotisserie chicken is on the menu tonight.
01:00:57:01	01:00:58:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we should have.
01:00:57:25	01:01:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	beg to differ with the court cases that I’ve read and specifically in the city
01:01:01:08	01:01:02:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s an animal.
01:01:02:17	01:01:07:21	Brin [Basil]	I know, but with all of his feathers gone he would look probably like a rotisseries chicken.
01:01:06:14	01:01:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, this situation is like out of control and I’m the only sensible one here who realizes that guards are going to come and arrest us. We just got to leave and we’re going to sort this out later so like
01:01:15:08	01:01:16:05	Brin [Basil]	Should I punch him?
01:01:16:03	01:01:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	Just my eyes.
01:01:16:09	01:01:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	Take another swing Get some more feathers
01:01:17:18	01:01:19:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re like
01:01:20:25	01:01:21:29	Brin [Basil]	And that was a one.
01:01:22:12	01:01:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:01:22:27	01:01:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh cops!
01:01:24:06	01:01:24:25	Chris [GM]	no feathers!
01:01:26:05	01:01:27:08	Brin [Basil]	Just wanted to see that.
01:01:28:23	01:01:31:07	Brin [Basil]	I only got one feather out of this.
01:01:31:26	01:01:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	But I got this really cool card.
01:01:34:19	01:01:35:22	Brin [Basil]	Shut up, Nortle!
01:01:35:17	01:01:37:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to give
01:01:36:17	01:01:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	I guess I deserve that.
01:01:38:11	01:01:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros one of these gentle bear hugs and just start pulling way out of the tent, right? We got to go. We gotto go guys.
01:01:42:06	01:01:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hold me back
01:01:45:17	01:01:48:25	Chris [GM]	starts bear -clawing or bear hugging all his stuff
01:01:49:10	01:01:55:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
01:01:50:27	01:01:51:25	Chris [GM]	that stink eye
01:01:51:19	01:01:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, next time Next time.
01:01:53:03	01:01:54:27	Chris [GM]	alright, awesome
01:01:54:22	01:01:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	Alright. I pop my head out.
01:01:58:05	01:02:00:28	Steve [Nortle]	Maracas, right? Let’s go get some maracas. Rup rup rups rups!
01:02:01:03	01:02:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	You feathered bastard.
01:02:04:07	01:02:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was the book talking he didn’t… He just learned that he doesn’t know what it means.
01:02:05:17	01:02:06:20	Chris [GM]	That went
01:02:08:10	01:02:09:19	Chris [GM]	I thought
01:02:08:20	01:02:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	I flip a cut of paper and just…
01:02:09:27	01:02:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We gotta go.
01:02:10:24	01:02:17:22	Chris [GM]	I definitely thought Eros would take a higher road but But that was a little heated.
01:02:16:00	01:02:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to stab him.
01:02:18:05	01:02:22:10	Brin [Basil]	you thought he would take the higher rope? I just want to clarify.
01:02:22:19	01:02:24:12	Chris [GM]	You wanted to stab him? Is that what you said?
01:02:23:10	01:02:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	In the face Of racism Things escalate
01:02:26:10	01:02:32:21	Chris [GM]	In the face of racism, I defend those who are oppressed. I like it.
01:02:32:29	01:02:38:24	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, quit repressing me Help help! I’m being repressed!
01:02:37:20	01:02:44:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, so it’s now 6 o’clock.
01:02:38:27	01:02:39:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kid now or
01:02:39:09	01:02:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	Now you see the violence inherited in the system!
01:02:43:23	01:02:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	Did you see him repressing Me?
01:02:48:11	01:02:54:06	Chris [GM]	Nortle – you guys clear out of there in time. The guards do show up. You kind of duck behind a couple of tens.
01:02:55:29	01:02:59:07	Chris [GM]	Basil, you poke your head up over him. You see the mall cops show up.
01:02:58:01	01:02:58:28	Brin [Basil]	That was close.
01:03:02:04	01:03:11:24	Chris [GM]	And Talon is just so flustered he can’t get his words out and then Mall Cops are like, whatever dude. So they’re taking his report and you guys are actually pretty close
01:03:11:24	01:03:14:23	Chris [GM]	to Limp Bizkit’s fix-it shop at that point.
01:03:16:04	01:03:18:21	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go. Let’s get outta here.
01:03:17:27	01:03:20:16	Chris [GM]	Another man’s treasure was the closest thing to it.
01:03:21:23	01:03:25:06	Chris [GM]	Nortal, you said you were looking for markets. because that is probably the likeliest place if you’d find some.
01:03:26:07	01:03:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	This is the place
01:03:28:21	01:03:30:09	Steve [Nortle]	This is the right place.
01:03:33:02	01:03:35:15	Chris [GM]	So, do you guys want to hit the Olympian Biscuits fix-a shop?
01:03:36:01	01:03:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and we’re definitely not like scurrying in suspiciously We just And button up
01:03:41:01	01:03:41:27	Chris [GM]	No, not at all.
01:03:42:07	01:03:54:00	Brin [Basil]	I put my hood on Ah, I did. I buttoned the top button. There’s no point for this in case…
01:03:51:05	01:03:55:17	Chris [GM]	Just in case he’s got to use it again. It’s gotta be ready. to be loaded
01:03:54:29	01:03:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	overreact? I don’t think I overread
01:03:56:21	01:03:59:02	Brin [Basil]	No? I would have literally killed him.
01:04:00:01	01:04:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	look Fowlclaw
01:04:00:21	01:04:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	happening you guys we do not just kill people because they’re racist
01:04:04:14	01:04:06:16	Brin [Basil]	I mean he’s not just-
01:04:05:26	01:04:07:23	Steve [Nortle]	Basil most definitely
01:04:07:23	01:04:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	With a
01:04:08:14	01:04:16:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just looking back at history and traditionally racists were killed traditionally
01:04:18:05	01:04:18:17	Chris [GM]	traditionally
01:04:19:28	01:04:21:05	Chris [GM]	they were killed traditionally
01:04:21:28	01:04:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	do you
01:04:23:06	01:04:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	spoon
01:04:23:11	01:04:24:06	Chris [GM]	what’s the traditional way
01:04:24:15	01:04:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	guys remember the magus witch trials
01:04:25:24	01:04:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	with a sword
01:04:26:26	01:04:27:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:32:06	01:04:33:08	Brin [Basil]	I wasn’t alive.
01:04:33:28	01:04:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	it really flipped on them because it was like a witch society and they were trying to kill the witches so it just kind of was this really bad
01:04:41:04	01:04:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, wasn’t that the Church of Idiots that went out to do that? Fowl Claw, please confirm.
01:04:49:17	01:04:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think we have a lot to learn obviously um yeah i don’t want to like like yeah we’re
01:04:52:18	01:04:58:29	Chris [GM]	You’ve come a long ways Owlin and Thiefling can be friends and they can get along You’ve clearly proven that.
01:04:59:17	01:05:04:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	making some great progress in the world of spiritual progression
01:05:06:02	01:05:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like that one LaDonna song
01:05:06:27	01:05:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like a prayer
01:05:13:02	01:05:21:28	Dave [Xeros]	well racism never prospers, it was something like that I just can’t remember. You must be my lucky non-racial friend, like that one?
01:05:17:02	01:05:26:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what to tell my friends right I’m really disappointed in their behavior
01:05:26:04	01:05:27:14	Chris [GM]	Why don’t we just move on?
01:05:28:05	01:05:32:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we just gotta go can’t solve all these problems right now
01:05:31:10	01:05:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	I really hope we repeat this day because I want to go back.
01:05:35:12	01:05:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	Just walk straight in and just crack!
01:05:39:13	01:05:43:00	Dave [Xeros]	Take this you fluffy racist and just pound him and run away.
01:05:43:03	01:05:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	And then just walk…
01:05:45:25	01:05:47:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve never seen them before in my life.
01:05:47:17	01:05:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like hitting him is like a trampoline.
01:05:48:07	01:05:51:04	Brin [Basil]	Let’s, I mean, just knock him out and fuck him dude.
01:05:52:08	01:05:54:29	Chris [GM]	What is with it?
01:05:54:02	01:05:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the thing. We could take him to the tenses floating disc trucks.
01:05:56:11	01:05:59:05	Chris [GM]	Are you building a cape or something like this?
01:05:59:09	01:05:59:21	Brin [Basil]	Shut up.
01:06:00:01	01:06:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	We could make some owl treats.
01:06:03:11	01:06:04:03	Brin [Basil]	Owl tree!
01:06:05:03	01:06:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	But it tastes like chicken.
01:06:07:11	01:06:14:21	Brin [Basil]	Get some Mice pellets? Absolutely owls do.
01:06:09:09	01:06:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	Foul Claw, can you confirm do you taste like chicken?
01:06:11:25	01:06:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no.
01:06:14:22	01:06:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	This is the thing. It’s different. It’s like aged chicken.
01:06:17:12	01:06:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I might leave. I might just go distance myself. There’s this carnivorous look in everybody’s eyes right now.
01:06:26:07	01:06:33:00	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, why don’t you go knock on the door of the Limpian Biscuits fix-it shop?
01:06:29:04	01:06:30:07	Brin [Basil]	start building a fire
01:06:31:28	01:06:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m just okay
01:06:35:08	01:06:46:05	Chris [GM]	So, you immediately hear a bunch of scrambling coming from behind the door. Almost like chairs moving, desks kind of being scooted along. A couple rumblings and flutters, and then it just falls silent.
01:06:35:16	01:06:37:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you need to be here
01:06:47:17	01:06:49:20	Chris [GM]	And you hear this voice, come in!
01:06:51:05	01:06:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in
01:06:51:08	01:06:54:10	Chris [GM]	And so, the door opens, and it’s dark inside.
01:06:55:13	01:06:57:13	Chris [GM]	And you can’t really see very well.
01:06:58:15	01:07:00:14	Chris [GM]	And off in the corner…
01:06:59:26	01:07:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	dark vision of 120 feet, you can’t see very well. Just FYI.
01:07:03:03	01:07:05:27	Chris [GM]	That’s true, I forgot Dark Vision was a thing.
01:07:05:27	01:07:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	normal to me but everybody else is like dark
01:07:08:29	01:07:16:25	Chris [GM]	It’s it’s kind of an empty workshop and over by the cash register area checkout counter you see this little imps head pop up.
01:07:18:25	01:07:24:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, false alarm boys. False alarm. It is not who we thought it was. Come on in come on in what can I do for you?
01:07:25:03	01:07:34:00	Chris [GM]	And as you guys walk in like four other imps kind of fly down from the rafters and they just resume their activities at these desks that are sitting in the middle of the room
01:07:35:13	01:07:40:01	Chris [GM]	And the imp at the counter welcomes you in. Ah, it’s me, Limp the Imp Biscuit.
01:07:41:07	01:07:42:15	Chris [GM]	This is my fix-a shop.
01:07:42:24	01:07:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have maracas?
01:07:44:28	01:07:46:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, buddy! I got maracas.
01:07:50:08	01:07:51:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, what?
01:07:53:28	01:07:57:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah that’s a great question Where are the maracas exactly?
01:07:56:29	01:07:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:07:57:25	01:08:01:15	Chris [GM]	He flips the lights on real quick. I don’t know what you’re talking about. What?
01:08:00:00	01:08:00:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh
01:08:02:18	01:08:03:08	Chris [GM]	I don t…
01:08:05:23	01:08:06:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah yeah
01:08:07:12	01:08:10:10	Chris [GM]	He turns around and grabs some of them like three different types of maracas
01:08:11:05	01:08:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	Variety boys
01:08:14:29	01:08:17:15	Chris [GM]	they might need a little tuning but we’ll talk
01:08:20:04	01:08:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	Tourette’s to learn
01:08:21:18	01:08:33:11	Brin [Basil]	maracas need tuning so what
01:08:26:26	01:08:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	keep going
01:08:27:26	01:08:28:21	Dave [Xeros]	in the balls
01:08:30:07	01:08:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	That will become annoying I am The Drugs
01:08:33:11	01:08:34:20	Brin [Basil]	are uh, what else you got here
01:08:35:08	01:08:39:13	Chris [GM]	Limp says hey you all look like your musicians
01:08:44:11	01:08:53:20	Chris [GM]	Listen If you want I can also fix up your instruments of war too if that’s something you’re interested in. A little side thing
01:08:53:20	01:08:56:15	Chris [GM]	just so you know.
01:08:57:09	01:08:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	happens at a battle of the bands just
01:09:00:15	01:09:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	in the name Alex
01:09:04:20	01:09:10:00	Dave [Xeros]	i open up the book of tourettes and i let out a string of profanities that are specifically dedicated to a tortle
01:09:07:29	01:09:08:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:09:11:05	01:09:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	so that he ducks into his shell yeah yeah it’s in the tortle like glossary area it just sounds like
01:09:12:24	01:09:14:19	Chris [GM]	It’s it’s in the total language
01:09:15:29	01:09:16:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:09:20:05	01:09:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:09:22:17	01:09:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	lettuce with profanity built into
01:09:24:10	01:09:30:17	Steve [Nortle]	The language is called Aquan, I’ll have you know. So it’s more like gargling sounds.
01:09:30:02	01:09:31:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:09:30:21	01:09:32:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m picturing I mean
01:09:34:26	01:09:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s more of a
01:09:37:06	01:09:41:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m thinking more like stomach growl kind of like, rawr-rawr.
01:09:42:19	01:09:44:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s a parent. He is good.
01:09:42:24	01:09:44:21	Chris [GM]	So he explains to you
01:09:45:12	01:09:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	mother was not that way. Okay, mom boys that way, but Dad was different.
01:09:47:02	01:09:48:13	Brin [Basil]	Yes, she was.
01:09:51:19	01:09:53:08	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know about that.
01:09:55:06	01:09:55:19	Brin [Basil]	What?
01:10:03:24	01:10:05:12	Brin [Basil]	Don’t speak!
01:10:06:19	01:10:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	Get my mother’s name out of your mouth!
01:10:09:29	01:10:11:03	Brin [Basil]	All he does is this.
01:10:10:15	01:10:15:02	Dave [Xeros]	It was a night.
01:10:17:22	01:10:18:21	Chris [GM]	You hear this
01:10:21:08	01:10:23:15	Chris [GM]	and you turn around and one of the imps is kind of like
01:10:25:20	01:10:26:13	Dave [Xeros]	all talk like that?
01:10:25:28	01:10:31:06	Chris [GM]	and Limp yells back at him and he speaks to
01:10:26:26	01:10:28:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:10:30:08	01:10:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	What are they speaking?
01:10:32:21	01:10:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	They’re speaking impish.
01:10:33:00	01:10:35:11	Chris [GM]	whatever, Impish? Yeah.
01:10:33:04	01:10:35:09	Brin [Basil]	They’re speaking impish.
01:10:34:13	01:10:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	Impish? Oh, okay.
01:10:35:17	01:10:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, can you translate?
01:10:39:09	01:10:40:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Basil, you’re small enough.
01:10:41:26	01:10:43:26	Chris [GM]	they want you to keep the noise down if you don’t mind.
01:10:48:06	01:10:58:15	Chris [GM]	I’m here at your service to fix and reinforce your instruments. And for the right price, even your instrument’s a war. Is that something you might be kind of shifted by it? Looks around
01:11:01:07	01:11:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have any pharmaceuticals?
01:11:07:15	01:11:07:28	Chris [GM]	it’s weapon.
01:11:08:21	01:11:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	He just said… Okay.
01:11:10:13	01:11:12:27	Brin [Basil]	So what can you do to a weapon?
01:11:11:16	01:11:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	So weapons of war have to be
01:11:14:26	01:11:15:19	Chris [GM]	Actual weapons.
01:11:15:23	01:11:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, like a thing you can unsheathe?
01:11:17:10	01:11:23:18	Steve [Nortle]	What about these bad boys and I hold up my little stubby digits and then like little claws pop out?
01:11:24:20	01:11:28:29	Chris [GM]	So I want to resolve what he was saying and then we’ll get into the clause.
01:11:30:23	01:11:32:00	Dave [Xeros]	He’s still going at it.
01:11:34:05	01:11:37:18	Chris [GM]	Are you saying does the weapon have to be sheathed or…
01:11:36:08	01:11:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	No, I mean, it doesn’t have to be unsheathed, right? It’s something that is exterior…
01:11:41:07	01:11:47:07	Chris [GM]	Any weapon that you can buy in the player’s handbook. Those are the types of things he’s referring to.
01:11:45:26	01:11:48:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right. So I’m gonna zip my pants up then.
01:11:50:21	01:11:52:27	Steve [Nortle]	You did kind of walk right into that one.
01:11:52:05	01:11:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:11:52:26	01:11:58:10	Chris [GM]	I’m telling you guys, I am really good at setting him up. You listen to me. Everything I say could be a that-swhat-she-said joke.
01:11:55:26	01:11:58:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, my gosh.
01:11:57:29	01:12:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just gonna walk right into the title of your sex tape.
01:12:00:07	01:12:02:10	Chris [GM]	So freaking naive.
01:12:04:13	01:12:12:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he turns to you totally and is like, yes! You find me the equivalent of what that would be as a weapon and we can make that work, absolutely.
01:12:06:05	01:12:07:06	Brin [Basil]	Yes it is.
01:12:13:08	01:12:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so how specifically can he upgrade the weapons?
01:12:14:00	01:12:22:18	Chris [GM]	But yeah, let me explain how it works. So he explains to you guys about weapons reinforcement.
01:12:22:18	01:12:34:12	Chris [GM]	It’s a new mechanic for our weapons, so you have two options You can reinforce a weapon or you can just strengthen the weapon Reinforce is stronger, strengthen is kind of a second tier one
01:12:34:12	01:12:37:22	Chris [GM]	If you reinforce a Weapon what it does is
01:12:39:24	01:12:46:02	Chris [GM]	It lets you roll For example if your sword has a 1d6 to hit
01:12:49:29	01:12:53:23	Chris [GM]	the higher of the two damage rolls.
01:12:52:23	01:12:58:24	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s like advantage with the attack roll. The damage roll. Okay.
01:12:55:12	01:13:07:00	Chris [GM]	With not the attack roll, but the damage roll. And it also allows you to do 2 on demand, on command critical hits. Now when you use
01:13:07:00	01:13:18:17	Chris [GM]	the critical hit that subtracts from tally and so it would take it down to 1 if it was a reinforce. And then after the last critical hit, it just becomes your standard weapon again. No
01:13:18:17	01:13:19:24	Chris [GM]	extra critical hits.
01:13:20:07	01:13:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:13:21:12	01:13:31:27	Chris [GM]	Now, the cost is rather expensive though. It’s whatever weapon you have You find that in a player’s handbook and whatever the gold cost is you times that by 4 plus you need a Veil Stone
01:13:33:03	01:13:44:00	Chris [GM]	So those two things combined will give you a reinforced weapon A Strengthened Weapon is only double the cost plus a Veils Stone That one allows you to upgrade the damage dice
01:13:44:00	01:13:45:22	Chris [GM]	for the next higher die
01:13:48:25	01:13:55:14	Chris [GM]	Once you do the critical hit on purpose it takes it back to the standard weapon. So, the critical hit is the key.
01:13:53:24	01:13:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	So nothing is ever permanent on it then.
01:13:57:08	01:14:07:23	Chris [GM]	Nothing’s ever permanent as long as you don’t forcefully use the critical roll and think of it kind of like the last straw, like there’s one more hit on that enemy instead of going through a whole round critical roll that thing
01:14:09:01	01:14:10:25	Chris [GM]	take it out cool move
01:14:11:28	01:14:21:06	Chris [GM]	natural nat 20s that cause critical hits doesn’t count towards talent just a forcefully used on command critical hit
01:14:16:21	01:14:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:14:23:01	01:14:33:17	Chris [GM]	so back to the how the damage works on a strengthened one like for example if it’s a 1d6 sword you would upgrade the damage to a 1 d8 and roll that makes sense
01:14:32:07	01:14:33:25	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah.
01:14:35:02	01:14:36:10	Chris [GM]	cool yeah so
01:14:37:16	01:14:43:22	Chris [GM]	I don’t know are you guys wanting to upgrade weapons do you guys even have any bail stones in your inventory I can’t remember
01:14:42:23	01:14:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to reach deep into my pocket and I’m going to pull out what looks like a dagger but it keeps on coming out. It’s my touched rapier.
01:14:45:13	01:14:46:02	Chris [GM]	uh huh
01:14:52:11	01:14:58:13	Dave [Xeros]	And I slam it on the desk, and I’m like, can you strengthen a rapier?
01:14:59:25	01:15:00:04	Chris [GM]	fingers
01:15:01:07	01:15:04:20	Chris [GM]	looking at kind of touching it his eyes roll back a little bit
01:15:04:18	01:15:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	I pull my hand—my fist out of my other pant pocket.
01:15:06:23	01:15:07:11	Brin [Basil]	Yikes!
01:15:08:22	01:15:11:23	Brin [Basil]	You bastard.
01:15:11:05	01:15:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	And I drop the bale stone.
01:15:13:20	01:15:15:19	Chris [GM]	at that so he gets really excited
01:15:18:01	01:15:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want to go fishing in my pants?
01:15:20:26	01:15:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	I remember the last time I asked you that, you punched me in the face.
01:15:21:26	01:15:25:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i was about to say
01:15:25:08	01:15:32:11	Brin [Basil]	yeah mine were stolen it’s
01:15:26:03	01:15:30:02	Chris [GM]	else have any bail stones I think we gave him all the wassara
01:15:31:16	01:15:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	by the way chris it’s 9 .30 we have one hour touch
01:15:32:11	01:15:42:06	Brin [Basil]	fine
01:15:32:21	01:15:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	I distinctly remember making a lot of things for your gauntlets too.
01:15:34:24	01:15:35:27	Chris [GM]	oh okay thanks
01:15:38:29	01:15:42:20	Dave [Xeros]	Just… Can I… Hey, Falcog, can I get a little grace?
01:15:40:12	01:15:45:01	Chris [GM]	uh i see you got one bail stone here
01:15:44:20	01:15:45:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry, I wasn’t listening.
01:15:45:24	01:15:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	Can I get a little grace? Yes. One veil stone. Oh thanks. You just salt bade me some grace!
01:15:49:07	01:15:49:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Here you go.
01:15:50:07	01:15:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:15:50:19	01:15:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	grace
01:15:54:07	01:15:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	pretty sure that’s how god does it too
01:15:57:21	01:15:58:29	Brin [Basil]	a pinch of grace
01:15:59:19	01:16:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	Grace.
01:16:02:09	01:16:03:17	Chris [GM]	i’d like it great
01:16:05:09	01:16:11:22	Chris [GM]	yes so he says yeah do you want to upgrade then
01:16:12:15	01:16:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. I want the extra damage.
01:16:13:08	01:16:13:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:16:15:11	01:16:18:07	Chris [GM]	But the rest of you are short on bail stones, it sounds like.
01:16:15:28	01:16:23:26	Brin [Basil]	do you sell gems anything i’m specifically looking for emeralds
01:16:22:29	01:16:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	The ones that are truly outrageous.
01:16:26:23	01:16:27:07	Chris [GM]	Pearl jams?
01:16:28:20	01:16:30:24	Chris [GM]	I don’t got any jams but
01:16:33:08	01:16:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	Traveling of the list might…
01:16:33:25	01:16:36:08	Chris [GM]	No. Who would have a chance?
01:16:40:08	01:16:46:09	Chris [GM]	Probably where you guys just were at The Another Man’s Treasure to be where the jams were. I don’ think we can go back there.
01:16:46:05	01:16:47:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah so much for that
01:16:49:12	01:16:50:26	Chris [GM]	So he says
01:16:50:02	01:16:51:03	Dave [Xeros]	The day will repeat.
01:16:52:23	01:16:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	foul claw do you want to eat this card
01:16:55:21	01:16:56:01	Dave [Xeros]	What?
01:16:56:25	01:17:01:25	Steve [Nortle]	i was just thinking keep it safe
01:16:57:16	01:17:04:28	Brin [Basil]	so he can keep it what will
01:16:58:24	01:16:59:09	Chris [GM]	To keep
01:17:02:22	01:17:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	After I
01:17:04:28	01:17:23:09	Brin [Basil]	that look like regurgitated rotisserie
01:17:11:14	01:17:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	i pick up my moontouched rapier can you swallow this
01:17:16:10	01:17:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:17:18:15	01:17:19:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Unfortunately, no.
01:17:19:24	01:17:26:17	Chris [GM]	So Limp he turns around, and he takes the Veil Stone. He’s like, you gotta fork up a goal though. Like which one?
01:17:30:18	01:17:31:02	Chris [GM]	Reinforced!
01:17:32:17	01:17:36:25	Steve [Nortle]	i would like my claws strengthened by the way um he’ll pay the with the bill
01:17:38:12	01:17:49:25	Chris [GM]	He’s only got the one So you only have the one Veil Stone so it’s gotta be either the Moontouch Rapier or either his claws
01:17:38:18	01:17:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	as you can as long as you count the gold I will do this for you
01:17:44:11	01:18:00:16	Steve [Nortle]	208 pieces look okay like
01:17:52:02	01:18:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	and if he can count the amount of gold it takes to get his claws strengthened i’ll strengthen its claws for him well
01:17:59:23	01:18:01:24	Chris [GM]	But you need to have the Veils Stone
01:18:02:19	01:18:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	like you said it’s strengthened and then reinforced right they both require a veil stone oh okay
01:18:04:02	01:18:05:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like another stone
01:18:10:10	01:18:15:18	Chris [GM]	So Reinforged is Veilstone plus four times the cost. Strengthen is Veilestone plus two times the costs
01:18:11:22	01:18:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	before he touches
01:18:16:01	01:18:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	the veilstone i’m gonna cast uh distort value i’m not
01:18:19:22	01:18:21:01	Chris [GM]	It’s not gonna work.
01:18:22:04	01:18:28:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have bale stones
01:18:24:07	01:18:25:24	Chris [GM]	It sounds like you guys are showing up
01:18:33:29	01:18:36:03	Chris [GM]	Plenty! Tell you what,
01:18:37:06	01:19:15:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	guys
01:18:38:10	01:18:38:23	Chris [GM]	I’ll…
01:18:40:22	01:18:43:22	Chris [GM]	I’ll upgrade yours right now and he does, he turns around
01:18:44:26	01:18:49:29	Chris [GM]	and he’s talking out loud, he’s like, rest of you off a balestone. I’ll lead you in the bag
01:18:52:01	01:18:55:18	Chris [GM]	for a cost you guys can pick out what
01:18:57:03	01:19:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	got bailstones there’s probably other people looking for That’s all he does.
01:19:01:16	01:19:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m a little concerned.
01:19:03:06	01:19:11:27	Chris [GM]	did say, and he looks around and he goes, I did say, get off both know what I mean? You all look trustworthy. And then
01:19:03:15	01:19:04:27	Brin [Basil]	don’t it’s probably not good
01:19:13:19	01:19:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, I do.
01:19:18:09	01:19:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay we’re trustworthy
01:19:18:21	01:19:24:13	Chris [GM]	So he hands your moon touch rapier back it’s now upgraded to which one do you want? Reinforced
01:19:24:17	01:19:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s yeah, whatever gives me the higher die.
01:19:26:03	01:19:29:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah The higher die or the double die
01:19:29:20	01:19:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	The higher die, the one that moves it from like an eight to a 10. Yes.
01:19:31:29	01:19:43:25	Chris [GM]	That’s strengthened Okay, so it was only two times the cost. So just remember then on your Moontouch Rapier whatever damage that is upgraded to the next higher. 8 to a 10. Nice. Cool. Awesome.
01:19:39:28	01:19:40:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:19:44:04	01:19:50:06	Chris [GM]	Alright, rest of you. Veil stones let me hook ya up. And so he’s gonna guide you guys
01:19:56:11	01:20:01:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah Just come on back to my workshop. Come on back and he leads you back
01:20:01:23	01:20:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	I knew in the back room, it just didn’t turn out well,
01:20:06:07	01:20:13:09	Brin [Basil]	yeah i haven’t heard no one’s
01:20:09:01	01:20:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	was probably their last mistake
01:20:15:26	01:20:17:18	Dave [Xeros]	about right. Okay.
01:20:18:26	01:20:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Are we doing this going into the backroom? Is it a potty? Is it like backstage? It’s like a backstage pass.
01:20:22:18	01:20:26:27	Brin [Basil]	start shaking those moroccos bro
01:20:26:28	01:20:37:11	Steve [Nortle]	okay with your
01:20:29:00	01:20:30:08	Chris [GM]	This thing is so cool
01:20:30:16	01:20:36:17	Brin [Basil]	we skip we’re skipping i go a little extra high than everybody else
01:20:30:17	01:20:31:08	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t, right?
01:20:37:11	01:20:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	with your boots what if
01:20:39:01	01:20:40:19	Chris [GM]	Let’s wait for Jesse to return real quick.
01:20:43:22	01:20:46:00	Chris [GM]	Man, can you imagine if we played this fast every time?
01:20:47:23	01:20:50:14	Steve [Nortle]	we remain focused on what we were tasked at hand
01:20:49:16	01:20:52:05	Chris [GM]	Three sessions! My campaign would be done!
01:20:51:08	01:20:58:29	Brin [Basil]	could you imagine if we had bullet points for every session all right i’m getting candy
01:21:00:25	01:21:03:27	Dave [Xeros]	same session twice and we just did it more efficiently the second time.
01:21:04:17	01:21:05:08	Chris [GM]	Or streamlined.
01:21:06:29	01:21:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	there was a gimmick that made us replay things multiple times you would imagine that we would accelerate, yeah smooth things out typically
01:21:10:07	01:21:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:21:14:22	01:21:16:16	Chris [GM]	Third time’s the charm, right?!
01:21:16:00	01:21:21:19	Dave [Xeros]	This is the thing. This is like Groundhog Day. He didn’t get really efficient until it was 30 years, right.?
01:21:22:26	01:21:28:22	Chris [GM]	If players get through a lot of loops fast start to narrate that it’s been like 80 loops and I was like That’s not going to work for this group
01:21:28:14	01:21:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:21:29:06	01:21:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	Most likely not.
01:21:32:19	01:21:38:00	Steve [Nortle]	I mean like you can’t go two steps without bickering somehow
01:21:38:21	01:21:41:15	Chris [GM]	get along so well I mean or even don’t get along at all
01:21:39:29	01:21:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	I think Fowlclaw’s
01:21:46:14	01:21:48:05	Steve [Nortle]	unwavering faith in humanity
01:21:48:14	01:21:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:21:50:13	01:22:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	Vassil’s recognition that she can satiate her blood lust if she sticks around. Eros likes being able to manipulate, and
01:22:01:04	01:22:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	he’s got a posse. And Nortle is not smart.
01:22:07:13	01:22:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	if we were to take the hbo series entourage and assign characters you would be
01:22:08:01	01:22:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	So if you were
01:22:11:10	01:22:11:23	Chris [GM]	yes
01:22:13:09	01:22:13:22	Chris [GM]	okay
01:22:15:23	01:22:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	shoot what’s uh he’s like the main character’s older brother that wasn’t the successful actor
01:22:22:23	01:22:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	the dumb one that works out all the time right or is he because because there’s they’re nope there’s literally a person named turtle in entourage pretty sure you have to do
01:22:27:00	01:22:27:24	Steve [Nortle]	Or do your rules!
01:22:34:16	01:22:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe I should watch that Except that would take time.
01:22:38:24	01:22:39:07	Chris [GM]	so
01:22:40:12	01:22:43:14	Chris [GM]	Limphy and Biscuit guide you back he opens the door for him he’s very polite
01:22:44:22	01:22:49:25	Steve [Nortle]	This guy is immensely polite. For something so small, you are a very courteous person.
01:22:49:04	01:22:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	see this is what’s like putting my tingles up a little bit um uh imps typically aren’t
01:22:56:02	01:23:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	nice i’ve known a lot of emps in my life uh hi why are you being so nice there mr imp okay
01:22:59:26	01:23:00:19	Steve [Nortle]	Do tell.
01:23:04:13	01:23:06:03	Chris [GM]	one of the bell stones they’re in the back
01:23:06:26	01:23:07:19	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, let’s go!
01:23:07:19	01:23:12:18	Chris [GM]	I want some money if I can sell these rid them because like you said people are looking
01:23:13:22	01:23:14:17	Brin [Basil]	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:23:15:02	01:23:15:24	Chris [GM]	That’s good business.
01:23:17:26	01:23:22:14	Chris [GM]	Everyone knows these things. These are a hot item. What was the name of the?
01:23:26:09	01:23:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the lycorisian people are looking for i think everyone’s kind of heard that
01:23:26:21	01:23:31:19	Chris [GM]	LaCouris, yeah, those guys. Those guys were dangerous.
01:23:34:02	01:23:42:06	Chris [GM]	He kind of just stares into the void. It’s like you do me a favor and get rid of these veil stones for me You’re doing me a favors
01:23:43:14	01:23:46:27	Chris [GM]	Please come on in My shop is yours We can tinker all we want
01:23:45:29	01:24:02:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah let’s go guys what are we waiting for all right he
01:23:50:15	01:24:00:21	Chris [GM]	So he opens the door of you, the four of you walk in and instead of him following you he immediately slams the door behind you and you’re caught in darkness.
01:23:59:05	01:24:02:12	Dave [Xeros]	damn it i see
01:24:02:08	01:24:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	You know, this is probably just so that we are a little bit more thoughtful about our selections.
01:24:02:14	01:24:02:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	probably
01:24:10:10	01:24:11:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forgot something.
01:24:12:07	01:24:14:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, maybe he tripped against the door.
01:24:15:09	01:24:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	everyone’s getting on my case for punching the racist. And then now, I point out the fact that imps are dishonest and I’m wrong?
01:24:26:29	01:24:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	See? I’m on both of this.
01:24:28:23	01:24:30:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s honesty in everybody.
01:24:29:28	01:24:33:14	Steve [Nortle]	Or should we ask him if he’ll come in here for being killed?
01:24:34:22	01:24:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. Will you do that
01:24:35:13	01:24:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, yep.
01:24:36:29	01:24:48:17	Chris [GM]	Okay so the four of you get your little minis out You enter in on the doorway there and currently the lights are off and over the intercom
01:24:39:03	01:24:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-oh, a map.
01:24:50:17	01:24:51:17	Chris [GM]	you hear
01:24:53:01	01:24:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	this like a magical intercom? Okay. Alright.
01:24:54:13	01:24:55:22	Chris [GM]	absolutely yeah Yeah.
01:24:56:12	01:25:00:07	Steve [Nortle]	a conch shell on the wall that gives lots of feedback.
01:24:58:26	01:24:59:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:00:11	01:25:06:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah. I’m noticing this blew the map up quite big, so each square still is five feet.
01:25:05:29	01:25:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	Five. Yeah but see we can actually sit in a seat now. Look at that.
01:25:09:06	01:25:11:07	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, look at that. It’s cool.
01:25:13:09	01:25:23:03	Chris [GM]	So you guys are in the entrance over the intercom comes on Limps a little voice and he’s like, Hey, sorry about these guys, but I got a little problem.
01:25:23:07	01:25:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	Where did you trip and knock the door shut?
01:25:26:03	01:25:37:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah. That’s exactly what happened. Listen, the bail stones? I’m a man of my word. In fact, I will give you the bail stone for free and I will upgrade your weapons
01:25:28:08	01:25:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I told you so!
01:25:37:18	01:25:41:02	Chris [GM]	for free if you take care of my little problem
01:25:41:07	01:25:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	guess I’m a sucker I already paid him can I get a refund?
01:25:44:28	01:25:45:23	Chris [GM]	are the sucker
01:25:47:17	01:25:49:28	Chris [GM]	And he just laughs when the intercom shuts off for a second
01:25:49:29	01:25:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	I open up my book of Tourette’s
01:25:52:05	01:25:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:25:52:05	01:25:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:25:53:29	01:26:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I make an investigation? Check, look around. See what’s going on.
01:25:55:26	01:25:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	let’s see imps
01:25:57:20	01:26:01:00	Chris [GM]	Go ahead Yeah Yes Absolutely
01:26:02:07	01:26:02:26	Chris [GM]	Go for it
01:26:08:13	01:26:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	what do your owl eyes see
01:26:09:17	01:26:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh! Wow, 18.
01:26:13:06	01:26:22:11	Chris [GM]	Very nice Okay, so with an 18, you look around. The room’s dark, but thankfully your dark vision is really good apparently.
01:26:23:24	01:26:32:21	Chris [GM]	And yeah, you see there’s quite a bit of veil stones stacked on tables everywhere. It’s almost like you’re in this workshop laboratory.
01:26:33:05	01:26:40:11	Chris [GM]	Looks really decked out, like it’s really nice. Nicer than you’d expect imps to be using.
01:26:41:10	01:26:46:15	Chris [GM]	You also see that there is some paper sitting on the corner of the desk.
01:26:47:28	01:26:51:20	Chris [GM]	Oh, and you also notice there’s blood splatters pretty much all over the floor.
01:26:52:08	01:26:58:11	Dave [Xeros]	falcloth i just remember the last place we went where they were experimenting with bail stones um
01:26:59:29	01:27:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	to sign things in triplicate Took me a long time since apparently I can’t read
01:27:08:08	01:27:13:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they remember uh i’m gonna look at this paper real quick and see what’s on these
01:27:11:20	01:27:23:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, so when you pick up what you find is sort of like a scientific memo notes on some experiments. The first page you read, We crossbred a grizzly bear with a bloodhound
01:27:23:13	01:27:25:26	Chris [GM]	and gave it great white shark heads for hands.
01:27:27:03	01:27:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	are you reading this out loud
01:27:27:05	01:27:28:20	Steve [Nortle]	like a poor choice
01:27:29:12	01:27:30:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m reading this out loud
01:27:31:11	01:27:42:15	Chris [GM]	Blimp the imp has been poking it with a stick nonstop for 80 hours now, hopefully it doesn’t escape. And then further down on the next journal entry
01:27:42:15	01:27:43:27	Chris [GM]	it says, It escaped.
01:27:44:05	01:27:45:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:27:45:15	01:27:53:21	Chris [GM]	As you whip around you see that there is a giant hole in the wall into this sort of looking cage where Eros is standing.
01:27:52:20	01:27:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	did it like did it actually get out of the containment or do we have to go hunt it down
01:27:56:12	01:28:07:18	Chris [GM]	It is not in the container that you can see Suddenly, over the intercom, it comes back on. And he says, all right boys, bets are back on!
01:28:07:23	01:28:14:13	Chris [GM]	And all the lights in the room flip on. It’s super bright. You’re all like squinting for how bright it just got.
01:28:15:16	01:28:17:06	Chris [GM]	All the doors open.
01:28:18:13	01:28:21:26	Chris [GM]	Not the one behind you. That one stays locked of course. The one you entered in.
01:28:22:28	01:28:29:29	Chris [GM]	And you hear a couple stomps but you don’t see anything.
01:28:31:10	01:28:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	the lights on
01:28:32:01	01:28:33:08	Chris [GM]	even with the lights on.
01:28:35:04	01:28:37:13	Chris [GM]	Check your notes real quick.
01:28:36:08	01:28:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe it’s a very small bear
01:28:40:06	01:28:48:09	Chris [GM]	You keep hearing over the intercom, I’ve got 20 on The Adventurers! Who’s got a little problem? And then a couple other games.
01:28:50:13	01:28:54:13	Chris [GM]	Hear them all kind of arguing back and forth about how much gold they’re going to wager
01:28:54:12	01:29:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	courteous of limp and biscuit to speak in common and turn on the lights. Maybe he isn’t as bad as you thought
01:29:04:20	01:29:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just trying to say that You have
01:29:05:26	01:29:11:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think Eros might be on to something that could be bad. Something bad is going to happen here.
01:29:09:02	01:29:10:00	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you.
01:29:11:01	01:29:15:26	Steve [Nortle]	But didn’t he punch the guy who has prejudice against other creatures?
01:29:15:27	01:29:17:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He made a mistake, but I think he’s…
01:29:16:29	01:29:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	I made a mistake!
01:29:19:28	01:29:28:10	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I mean, I don’t think he made a mistake punching the guy. He clearly deserved it I’m Just wondering, should you punch yourself for being judgmental on imps
01:29:29:06	01:29:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right now?
01:29:30:00	01:29:31:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Suddenly
01:29:30:21	01:29:31:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:33:29	01:29:35:14	Chris [GM]	you see Nortle
01:29:36:16	01:29:37:25	Chris [GM]	get lifted up
01:29:37:21	01:29:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	Whoa!
01:29:39:29	01:29:41:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:39:29	01:29:41:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:40:26	01:29:47:14	Chris [GM]	He looks like he’s just floating there in the end, and all of a sudden he gets thrown about 20 feet.
01:29:47:10	01:29:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, well As a reaction, I’m going to just all of my body parts straight into my shell.
01:29:53:06	01:29:56:08	Chris [GM]	Are you going to yell, man I love being a turtle? What are you doing?
01:29:55:26	01:29:57:19	Steve [Nortle]	I most certainly am!
01:29:56:26	01:29:58:20	Brin [Basil]	yeah he does that
01:29:58:28	01:29:59:29	Chris [GM]	Alright, so
01:30:01:08	01:30:04:07	Chris [GM]	you get forced to lift up and you get tossed
01:30:04:25	01:30:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	oh look comma someone just got a lesson taught to him
01:30:07:20	01:30:08:06	Chris [GM]	and
01:30:10:19	01:30:18:21	Chris [GM]	since you react So, well, take half damage from the fall damage. So go ahead and roll for all that. It’s 12 feet high.
01:30:15:11	01:30:16:00	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:30:15:24	01:30:19:01	Dave [Xeros]	how high is the ceiling 12 feet
01:30:20:11	01:30:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s fine. Everything is fine.
01:30:24:04	01:30:24:26	Chris [GM]	What was the damage?
01:30:26:09	01:30:26:28	Steve [Nortle]	One.
01:30:27:06	01:30:28:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:30:27:22	01:30:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	no all right
01:30:28:13	01:30:36:11	Chris [GM]	Good, good, good. Okay. Awesome. Okay. So after you get thrown a –
01:30:38:19	01:30:44:13	Chris [GM]	The invisibility cloak or whatever wears off of this monstrous creature that you read about in the memo.
01:30:50:02	01:30:51:17	Steve [Nortle]	The screen is active?
01:30:51:25	01:30:55:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, the touch is. That’s why it’s reacting that way.
01:30:55:19	01:30:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	i can pull the cable on
01:30:57:03	01:30:59:28	Chris [GM]	No, it’s fine. As long as it doesn’t mess with the frame.
01:30:59:15	01:31:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s just going to do that.
01:31:01:10	01:31:02:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, then who cares?
01:31:03:03	01:31:11:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so before you see a massive creature, big
01:31:03:24	01:31:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	The electricity is great between you two.
01:31:09:29	01:31:12:08	Brin [Basil]	no more gurgling and purring
01:31:12:21	01:31:19:29	Chris [GM]	He’s got – it’s a grizzly bear with shark heads for hands and he’s got the scent of a bloodhound.
01:31:13:16	01:31:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry, shish.
01:31:21:28	01:31:33:04	Chris [GM]	Now to explain sort of how this monster works, you have a little bit of an advantage. It can’t see very well. It’s got too many sets of eyes. It’s going to get too confused.
01:31:33:13	01:31:37:12	Chris [GM]	It can’t figure out which eyes it’s looking through,
01:31:33:28	01:31:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s right, he has six eyes.
01:31:37:13	01:31:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like periscoping all over the place.
01:31:39:10	01:31:40:07	Chris [GM]	so it’s going
01:31:39:26	01:31:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	At one point it’s like hiding one paw
01:31:42:15	01:31:44:19	Brin [Basil]	it’s like a house fly
01:31:44:07	01:31:45:26	Chris [GM]	Trying to read out of the book?
01:31:44:28	01:31:50:21	Dave [Xeros]	He’s trying to cover one shark head with another shark head. Just getting really confused.
01:31:48:09	01:31:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:31:48:11	01:31:49:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:48:19	01:32:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah seriously
01:31:51:06	01:31:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:31:53:15	01:31:59:26	Chris [GM]	So clearly the M’s have been experimenting and didn’t think too clearly about what it was they were creating.
01:31:59:04	01:32:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	Why is this happening at the Battle of the Bands?
01:32:01:24	01:32:04:03	Chris [GM]	It’s DVDs’ dream, man. Who knows what’s gonna happen?
01:32:02:26	01:32:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:32:02:26	01:32:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:32:03:06	01:32:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:32:03:06	01:32:04:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:05:08	01:32:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	This is the most metal thing that he could dream up.
01:32:07:01	01:32:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:07:20	01:32:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:32:08:13	01:32:09:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this sounds appropriate
01:32:09:10	01:32:10:25	Brin [Basil]	shark and bear
01:32:11:03	01:32:11:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah,
01:32:12:03	01:32:13:27	Steve [Nortle]	He gives killer high fives.
01:32:13:23	01:32:14:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:32:13:23	01:32:14:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:14:09	01:32:18:08	Chris [GM]	what his rock Patronus will be. It’ll be a shark and bear for sure, 100%.
01:32:15:17	01:32:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	literally
01:32:19:13	01:32:19:28	Chris [GM]	Anyways,
01:32:21:13	01:32:31:12	Chris [GM]	so it can’t see very well but its sense of smell is impeccable. It’s got sharks for hands it’s got the poosie bear and the bloodhound in it distinctly smell
01:32:22:04	01:32:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	My Patronus is me.
01:32:31:12	01:32:38:22	Chris [GM]	and remembers everything by smell too So it’s going to go after whoever is bloody or getting damaged
01:32:38:16	01:32:41:10	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want us to roll initiative for this?
01:32:40:23	01:32:50:12	Chris [GM]	Let’s see Yes, let’s roll initiative this has started okay so falclaw
01:32:50:12	01:32:53:13	Chris [GM]	looks like you rolled the highest so you go who got next
01:32:55:00	01:33:04:13	Chris [GM]	eros okay and then we got it’s like basil and then nortle and then the shark and bear rolled really well so lucky for you guys
01:32:55:23	01:32:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	I believe so, yes.
01:33:03:07	01:33:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	Shark and Bear… No, no, don’t say Shark andBear rolled… He rolled like a nat one.
01:33:04:05	01:33:04:23	Steve [Nortle]	Sucka!
01:33:09:11	01:33:19:16	Chris [GM]	uh it was a two but yeah it’s a two It looked like one from you, I’m sure.
01:33:10:02	01:33:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	And if he rolled nat one, that means we get a surprise round.
01:33:13:08	01:33:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	Hi-ya!
01:33:17:14	01:33:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:33:20:06	01:33:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I got really bad eyesight, so it’s fine.
01:33:20:14	01:33:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:33:20:24	01:33:21:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:33:23:11	01:33:23:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:33:23:19	01:33:26:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Some of
01:33:24:23	01:33:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	It looked… Yeah, okay.
01:33:25:21	01:33:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	It’s because you have extra eyes on your hands. It just happens to the best of them.
01:33:28:16	01:33:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true.
01:33:32:02	01:33:33:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle’s counting ability
01:33:34:12	01:33:38:16	Steve [Nortle]	Nortal Counts great, but it does.
01:33:37:18	01:33:38:23	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got like eight eyes
01:33:42:15	01:33:47:22	Chris [GM]	It roars and goes… It starts heading towards Nortle. Falclaw, you’re up!
01:33:43:05	01:33:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um i am gonna cast
01:33:50:08	01:34:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	firebolt this thing uh it’s a cantrip so roll to hit firebolt sorry 18
01:33:51:28	01:33:52:11	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:33:58:10	01:33:59:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, not Fireball.
01:34:02:07	01:34:07:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to hit sweet hey
01:34:03:07	01:34:05:00	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, okay so that definitely hits.
01:34:06:09	01:34:08:24	Chris [GM]	Just so y’all know, The armor class is like 16.
01:34:10:02	01:34:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	you look at dat roll
01:34:11:05	01:34:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay and then I get to roll one
01:34:13:10	01:34:19:11	Chris [GM]	Oh wait a minute. I forgot something real quick. Lamp says, let’s make this thing interesting.
01:34:13:16	01:34:15:10	Steve [Nortle]	You can do hard things.
01:34:20:13	01:34:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	alright
01:34:23:03	01:34:25:08	Chris [GM]	Starts blasting music over the intercom for you.
01:34:25:19	01:34:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	Battle of the Bands, TBD’s Dream. Yeah, all that tracks. he’s always doing He thinks that he’s doing the rock on horns
01:34:28:19	01:34:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	ah it’s shark and bear rock
01:34:36:22	01:34:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	but it’s really just staring through his hands How could this ever have been popular?
01:34:38:08	01:34:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	just kind of look up what in the hell honestly
01:34:38:27	01:34:39:12	Chris [GM]	So
01:34:45:11	01:35:00:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dream or not
01:34:53:07	01:34:57:08	Chris [GM]	mean maybe it’s more than just a dream. I don’t know.
01:34:58:07	01:34:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	dream log it drives me crazy
01:35:00:22	01:35:06:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m rolling for damage because i’m going to kill this thing uh that would have been nice i rolled a seven
01:35:06:08	01:35:08:13	Chris [GM]	Oh okay good alright
01:35:07:01	01:35:07:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:35:13:03	01:35:16:06	Chris [GM]	nice 7 damage there Okay, cool.
01:35:13:21	01:35:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh i have to roll from wild magic surge though real quick because anytime i use a spell and this this might actually oh it’s an eight
01:35:17:24	01:35:18:10	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah,
01:35:24:26	01:35:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so amazing
01:35:26:02	01:35:27:25	Chris [GM]	We got to see it happen for sure.
01:35:27:13	01:35:29:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s only happened the one time really yeah
01:35:28:06	01:35:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and remember you turned into a demigod So like it was unbelievable
01:35:33:03	01:35:34:20	Chris [GM]	It was so perfect. I couldn’t even believe it.
01:35:34:15	01:35:38:01	Brin [Basil]	didn’t he ask what he was wearing is that what that was
01:35:36:00	01:35:43:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um yeah and then uh i’m gonna use some movement too to kind of distance myself i’m flying but i’m going to kind OF distance myself I think a little bit from
01:35:42:19	01:35:44:05	Chris [GM]	Where do you want to head?
01:35:43:12	01:35:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the bear i was gonna head kind of around the table here just yeah somewhere over there
01:35:46:08	01:35:47:06	Chris [GM]	There you go for me.
01:35:50:02	01:35:50:11	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
01:35:52:09	01:35:53:13	Chris [GM]	Eros, you’re up.
01:35:54:23	01:35:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m actually going to
01:35:57:20	01:36:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	drink purge then I’m just gonna yeah so i i pull that out you guys all know what it is so i’m just gonna tip that back and
01:35:59:10	01:35:59:24	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:36:00:12	01:36:12:09	Steve [Nortle]	Chug! Chug!! Keep your fur
01:36:08:23	01:36:09:15	Brin [Basil]	Just a little bit
01:36:09:17	01:36:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	just to see
01:36:11:17	01:36:14:27	Brin [Basil]	I won’t go out of my square But I will go to the edge
01:36:15:13	01:36:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	i will step back
01:36:16:29	01:36:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, yeah.
01:36:17:14	01:36:18:29	Chris [GM]	Upon drinking Purge
01:36:18:28	01:36:20:26	Steve [Nortle]	Gently pushes him forward
01:36:21:26	01:36:24:08	Chris [GM]	Oh, and Nortle you got thrown so you’re over here.
01:36:26:26	01:36:36:08	Chris [GM]	So upon drinking Purge you immediately vomit a surprising amount the ground within 10 feet of you becomes covered in slick grease and every creature standing in this area falls prone.
01:36:36:01	01:36:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so i’m gonna shoot that back before i even get to the last drop it comes out my mouth, it comes up my nose a little bit seeps out in tears
01:36:46:19	01:36:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like that intense
01:36:46:26	01:36:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s full exorcist.
01:36:49:25	01:36:52:24	Brin [Basil]	Like Billie Eilish In that music video
01:36:52:13	01:36:53:20	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, yeah, ja.
01:36:52:25	01:36:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	and it just
01:36:57:03	01:37:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	the contents of my stomach times 12 And once it happens I’m like and so it goes all over him He, is on his turn when he tries to move? He falls prone
01:36:58:05	01:36:58:22	Chris [GM]	Sick
01:37:08:29	01:37:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	Or does he fall immediately? Okay So he’s immediately prone When he’s prone we get advantage on all attack rolls on him Just FYI
01:37:09:18	01:37:12:12	Chris [GM]	It says immediately falls prone so yeah he’s down
01:37:17:25	01:37:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	um and after that i am just like so taken back by how like insanely like jolting that was but i just take a really deep breath
01:37:29:11	01:37:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	and i just kind of like look at basil don’t even say anything there’s stuff dripping off out of my mouth and i’m like i’m gonna walk right past you
01:37:37:13	01:37:39:04	Brin [Basil]	Don’t Touch me
01:37:40:29	01:37:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	and i’ve got to go into the cage behind you
01:37:43:17	01:37:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m just gonna go oh it’s
01:37:46:16	01:37:48:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you’re packing up into the cage.
01:37:51:23	01:37:53:21	Brin [Basil]	You good man Oh
01:37:54:18	01:38:02:24	Dave [Xeros]	in my nose is
01:37:56:02	01:37:57:07	Chris [GM]	Keeping it in. Keep it in!
01:37:59:10	01:38:00:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so the bear is prone.
01:38:02:18	01:38:04:01	Chris [GM]	I think Basil, you’re up next.
01:38:05:07	01:38:08:23	Brin [Basil]	Okay I think I’m just going to do some
01:38:10:05	01:38:14:16	Brin [Basil]	a run up on this wall right here or kind of on that desk and
01:38:14:28	01:38:16:24	Chris [GM]	an area around him 10 feet around him that
01:38:18:03	01:38:27:24	Brin [Basil]	that’s why i’m going up yeah yeah so kind of on that desks and up on the wall do a little you know parkour 17.
01:38:19:16	01:38:20:28	Chris [GM]	You’re going to stay up high? Okay good. Smart.
01:38:28:13	01:38:33:01	Chris [GM]	And it’s with advantage if you want to roll again. Oh, it’s the attack
01:38:31:21	01:38:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	attack yeah so if she said yeah yeah she already does that hit because it’s yeah oh yeah
01:38:33:04	01:38:33:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
01:38:34:06	01:38:42:28	Chris [GM]	it’s not the hit. It’s the damage. Yeah, 17 hits but I mean if it’s a nat 20 that would be you know
01:38:34:13	01:38:37:19	Steve [Nortle]	that’s yeah no
01:38:42:26	01:38:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	that’s true yeah roll again
01:38:45:10	01:38:50:15	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, if it is a nat 20. This battle’s gonna end real quick!
01:38:48:27	01:38:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s perfect timing
01:38:51:28	01:39:03:05	Brin [Basil]	It is better 19 and I’m going to use…I’m using my katana nice little slash 8 damage
01:38:53:10	01:38:54:06	Chris [GM]	yeah okay cool
01:39:01:17	01:39:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t think they know but we are listening to limp biscuit like the album right
01:39:03:18	01:39:04:28	Chris [GM]	okay now you guys are
01:39:04:00	01:39:06:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think they know
01:39:09:09	01:39:14:25	Chris [GM]	well I mean we are but the listeners will not be allowed to listen to that unfortunately
01:39:09:27	01:39:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	now we are yeah so so if you hear if you hear any limp biscuit jokes or anything that’s why it’s yeah
01:39:17:07	01:39:18:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or
01:39:19:18	01:39:29:25	Steve [Nortle]	you could also turn on your preferred playlist of with biscuit music to play just softly in the background. Kind of a Muzak
01:39:19:28	01:39:20:12	Chris [GM]	are at
01:39:21:17	01:39:22:29	Chris [GM]	Limpian Biscuits Fix-A Shop
01:39:29:25	01:39:33:21	Steve [Nortle]	vibe. That explains why
01:39:33:21	01:39:43:17	Steve [Nortle]	you don’t sleep much. Matthew McConaughey?
01:39:34:12	01:39:41:19	Chris [GM]	Do you have one of those series where he narrates the sleeping stuff? What’s his name? Does it all that, all that.
01:39:42:00	01:39:49:13	Chris [GM]	He has a whole series of fall asleep to him reading stuff. So Limp Fred Durst has it too I hear.
01:39:43:26	01:39:45:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right
01:39:49:22	01:39:51:26	Brin [Basil]	That’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
01:39:51:11	01:39:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it like gets right two o’clock and then it goes into more of the
01:39:56:08	01:39:57:16	Steve [Nortle]	Everything sucks!
01:40:00:06	01:40:06:22	Chris [GM]	Okay so Basil that was awesome. You got movement still what are you going to be doing staying there?
01:40:06:29	01:40:16:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I think I’m just going to… This is a desk in the center, right? So yeah, I was going to kind of do like a loop around,
01:40:16:14	01:40:22:27	Brin [Basil]	slash him and land on this desk as far as I can. No really though, that was the idea.
01:40:17:20	01:40:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	Are you like running up the wall as you go and just
01:40:23:12	01:40:24:15	Chris [GM]	Nortle you’re up man
01:40:24:02	01:40:35:13	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, I’m just going to angle myself so that I have a clear shot at him but not within the goo And I’m gonna release my breath
01:40:35:13	01:40:40:10	Steve [Nortle]	of the dragon. It’s my Dragon Breath, so he needs to roll
01:40:41:29	01:40:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	a dexterity saving throw but he’s at disadvantage because he’s prone.
01:40:45:24	01:40:46:22	Chris [GM]	roll two 20s
01:40:46:27	01:40:47:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay?
01:40:48:04	01:40:52:26	Chris [GM]	Wow I rolled the exact same on that But they did fail unfortunately
01:40:53:13	01:40:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	I would disagree and I think that’s quite fortunate.
01:40:58:01	01:40:58:26	Chris [GM]	For you
01:40:58:03	01:40:59:12	Steve [Nortle]	So he’s…
01:40:58:28	01:41:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like – No, I thought you were saying no.
01:41:01:20	01:41:03:15	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, same. Yeah, me too.
01:41:03:03	01:41:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	Like why? Why?
01:41:03:29	01:41:04:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait
01:41:07:02	01:41:18:00	Steve [Nortle]	okay, so yeah, he’s now um, so he takes like 1d4 or 1d8 damage and then uh he’s now on fire
01:41:14:27	01:41:15:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah 1d8
01:41:20:27	01:41:21:12	Chris [GM]	Whatever
01:41:21:02	01:41:30:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s the same number, it’s a 4 either way um and then 1d6 uh he is on fire so at the top of his turn he can choose to like roll
01:41:30:28	01:41:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	and try to douse the flames
01:41:33:04	01:41:43:26	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I
01:41:33:21	01:41:34:12	Chris [GM]	is pretty furry
01:41:35:01	01:41:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	That Purge is probably really alcoholic though So I’m trying to figure out If he rolled If Purge would actually start on fire
01:41:43:26	01:41:55:02	Steve [Nortle]	was actually wondering that too it looks like that Nickelodeon goo but it came out of Eros’ face Yeah.
01:41:45:23	01:41:49:11	Chris [GM]	pictured Purge being more like sticky, syrupy.
01:41:51:23	01:41:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	From Double Dare?
01:41:55:11	01:41:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s slime!
01:41:55:19	01:42:00:22	Brin [Basil]	Should we, can we tar and feather this shark and bear?
01:41:56:13	01:41:58:29	Chris [GM]	At first it’s really slippery then becomes really sticky
01:41:56:19	01:41:57:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:42:00:29	01:42:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
01:42:02:17	01:42:04:11	Brin [Basil]	Falclaw, we’re going to need some quills.
01:42:03:14	01:42:07:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think you have plenty of those. You have plenty to go around right now.
01:42:05:23	01:42:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	Can you look in the Book of Idiots? Because I remember there’s a lot of tar and fair that happened in them. It gives like a list of what we should do to make this happen.
01:42:07:07	01:42:08:08	Brin [Basil]	We need more.
01:42:09:03	01:42:11:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nope, nope, nope!
01:42:17:10	01:42:20:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There aren’t instructions about how to do it in the book.
01:42:19:14	01:42:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	It just happened?
01:42:21:20	01:42:22:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Why would there be?
01:42:24:03	01:42:24:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m sorry.
01:42:25:22	01:42:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	Anyway, Chris, yeah, so he takes… Your bear is going to take 1d6 damage at the top of his turn unless he… Right.
01:42:32:00	01:42:33:29	Chris [GM]	on fire now. Okay great wow geez.
01:42:32:21	01:42:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:42:36:06	01:42:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	And that’s my turn.
01:42:37:28	01:42:38:15	Chris [GM]	Okay awesome.
01:42:41:14	01:42:46:24	Chris [GM]	So Shark and Bear is on fire so top of his turn He’s going to take the 1d6 damage
01:42:48:07	01:42:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yep, I got a six.
01:42:49:13	01:42:53:11	Chris [GM]	Okay. Walk that down? Great. I got it here.
01:42:54:08	01:42:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nortal six
01:42:55:23	01:42:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:42:56:14	01:42:57:16	Chris [GM]	Nortle 6.
01:42:58:13	01:42:59:04	Brin [Basil]	Still counts!
01:42:59:02	01:43:06:10	Steve [Nortle]	Which is a six! That’s what that is. And he’s gonna be rolling, rolling, rollin’ in pain because he’s on fire.
01:43:05:20	01:43:12:21	Brin [Basil]	I am sick so he has…
01:43:08:10	01:43:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:43:08:19	01:43:09:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:43:09:24	01:43:13:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, so he has to use his turn to get up his action
01:43:14:24	01:43:21:24	Chris [GM]	but Shark and Bear has some wonderful bonus actions so he’s actually going to come after you please
01:43:27:00	01:43:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	played back -to -back.
01:43:29:09	01:43:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	Or is this just the same one?
01:43:32:03	01:43:35:27	Chris [GM]	No. Break stuff was before this now it’s rolling
01:43:35:16	01:43:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	Really?
01:43:37:05	01:43:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, maybe they just sound very similar.
01:43:39:22	01:43:41:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s fine
01:43:47:04	01:43:48:15	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t say that about my mother!
01:43:48:26	01:43:52:07	Brin [Basil]	I did- Oh my gosh!
01:43:49:05	01:43:50:17	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what your mother said about me.
01:43:53:09	01:43:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	Fowlclaw, could you break that one down for me?
01:43:56:06	01:43:58:13	Dave [Xeros]	Move in and move out. Hands up or hands down.
01:43:57:26	01:44:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	never be able to translate
01:44:00:13	01:44:01:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m about to purge.
01:44:03:09	01:44:08:04	Chris [GM]	okay so he’s going to let me see sorry
01:44:10:07	01:44:17:02	Chris [GM]	okay yep so as he gets up you smell in the air
01:44:18:15	01:44:19:04	Chris [GM]	barbeque
01:44:21:25	01:44:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	saw what you did there.
01:44:22:13	01:44:23:02	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:44:25:18	01:44:29:23	Chris [GM]	smelling I don’t know bear on fire?
01:44:29:01	01:44:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’d be barbecue. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
01:44:29:16	01:44:35:26	Brin [Basil]	Barbecue. Thank you. Absolutely. Yeah, lots of fur…burnt hair.
01:44:35:04	01:44:38:15	Dave [Xeros]	the smell it’s kind of gamey that’s it
01:44:35:26	01:44:43:27	Brin [Basil]	Now did this
01:44:35:28	01:44:36:13	Steve [Nortle]	Gamey.
01:44:36:19	01:44:39:18	Chris [GM]	Gamey! Yeah, gamey. That is the word, yep.
01:44:38:21	01:44:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:39:17	01:44:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	wafts around in the room and you just hear me
01:44:43:24	01:44:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s usually Basil Slime.
01:44:43:27	01:44:51:03	Brin [Basil]	fire damage Sense
01:44:47:02	01:44:49:03	Chris [GM]	So he’s going to
01:44:53:02	01:44:58:05	Chris [GM]	you gotta understand this thing’s got incredible sense of smell. Two sharks
01:44:58:02	01:44:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	he’s got three noses
01:44:59:05	01:45:01:10	Chris [GM]	grizzly bear bloodhound
01:45:00:11	01:45:09:17	Brin [Basil]	mean come on something had to have been singed…I’ll take it, I’ll take
01:45:03:29	01:45:06:21	Chris [GM]	one of the shark’s noses maybe
01:45:10:06	01:45:21:22	Chris [GM]	it’s gonna use this bonus action on you basil it’s going to get up and turn towards you that’s fine we’re in a very small room so it’s on the table
01:45:15:24	01:45:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	it has to use half of its movement to get up so
01:45:17:18	01:45:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
01:45:19:10	01:45:20:17	Steve [Nortle]	That was about as far as I could get.
01:45:21:22	01:45:28:01	Chris [GM]	now climbs up on there with you and it roars and it does rend which is a bonus action it can
01:45:29:08	01:45:38:20	Chris [GM]	it basically is going to use its shark hands to tear the flesh from you and it will deal a certain amount of damage
01:45:40:13	01:45:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, go ahead are you going to roll the damage or the attack
01:45:40:21	01:45:48:04	Chris [GM]	let’s see here I got to roll the attack first where is the yeah so what’s your AC
01:45:51:16	01:45:53:02	Chris [GM]	oh yeah 15
01:45:54:16	01:45:54:29	Chris [GM]	awesome
01:45:56:07	01:45:58:11	Chris [GM]	so it’s going to do 46
01:45:59:15	01:46:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	46? 4 oh
01:45:59:27	01:46:01:15	Chris [GM]	4d6 slashing damage
01:46:01:17	01:46:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	I can count that high!
01:46:05:06	01:46:05:20	Chris [GM]	okay
01:46:05:27	01:46:13:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna slam down my fist wall of
01:46:11:12	01:46:16:09	Dave [Xeros]	wall of force wall of force Wall of force, wall of
01:46:14:13	01:46:18:28	Chris [GM]	you’ve got the gauntlets ok so remind me how wall of force works again
01:46:21:23	01:46:23:22	Chris [GM]	which stones are in your gauntlet right now
01:46:24:03	01:46:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	pulse oh pulse
01:46:25:04	01:46:31:29	Brin [Basil]	oh whoops go ahead and roll
01:46:27:26	01:46:29:26	Chris [GM]	I’m curious how much damage you would have gotten.
01:46:31:29	01:46:41:29	Brin [Basil]	it an invisible and invisible wall of course springs into existence that if you choose within
01:46:34:04	01:46:36:11	Chris [GM]	Your wall of force, I’m assuming stops this.
01:46:41:29	01:46:51:03	Brin [Basil]	range the wallet appears in any orientation you chose yada yada um yeah so i’m just gonna do
01:46:45:02	01:46:47:10	Chris [GM]	That would’ve been 16 points of damage.
01:46:47:19	01:46:48:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
01:46:51:03	01:46:57:15	Brin [Basil]	I am going to do a wall and it’s going to be 10 feet wide by ten foot tall directly
01:46:52:13	01:46:54:03	Chris [GM]	So how many…
01:46:56:22	01:46:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	got like two feet and like
01:47:00:03	01:47:02:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah but she’s really small too so…
01:47:02:10	01:47:08:24	Brin [Basil]	that’s right so he can’t reach all the way around i do yes
01:47:05:10	01:47:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	has to be holding the gauntlet down you can’t make any other movements until okay cool
01:47:09:12	01:47:15:28	Chris [GM]	So that thing does have some limits though, right? Like it’s not like unlimited. You have what stone is in it
01:47:14:07	01:47:26:02	Brin [Basil]	right i can use it i can only use it um three times in any combat encounter everything
01:47:24:05	01:47:30:18	Chris [GM]	It blocks physical attack, magical attack, everything. Sound?
01:47:25:04	01:47:25:21	Dave [Xeros]	everything
01:47:28:25	01:47:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s a wall of force
01:47:30:05	01:47:42:04	Brin [Basil]	so nothing can physically pass nothing can physically pass through the wall it is immune to all damage and can’t be dispelled by dispel magic a disintegrate spell destroys the wall
01:47:42:04	01:47:49:14	Brin [Basil]	instantly however and this will also extend into the real plane
01:47:43:03	01:47:43:20	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:47:43:04	01:47:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s like a seventh level spell?
01:47:46:22	01:47:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	know, but old man Jenkins had it.
01:47:49:09	01:48:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’s how Zed died basically to your
01:47:51:29	01:48:00:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, so I don’t know if you know this but in nature sharks’ noses are very sensitive and so it
01:47:54:10	01:47:55:13	Dave [Xeros]	Ryzen, disintegrate!
01:48:00:17	01:48:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	face when that happened.
01:48:01:04	01:48:12:22	Chris [GM]	goes to rend you and you put the wall up immediately and one of the shark’s noses gets bonked right on it and it immediately rears back. The shark head roars which I don’T know if You’ve Ever Heard a Shark
01:48:04:28	01:48:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	Good day?
01:48:12:22	01:48:13:14	Chris [GM]	Roar Before?
01:48:13:22	01:48:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	They’re usually not outside of water so
01:48:16:08	01:48:26:07	Brin [Basil]	it’s a gargling noise. Maybe
01:48:17:10	01:48:18:00	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like
01:48:22:03	01:48:23:25	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not what my mother did!
01:48:24:17	01:48:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	in the corner
01:48:26:07	01:48:34:07	Brin [Basil]	she did! I
01:48:27:07	01:48:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	No, Basil, get that out of your mind.
01:48:32:21	01:48:43:02	Chris [GM]	uses of that do you have two left okay so you got three because you have three stones okay lucky jeez all right so uh back to the top falclaw
01:48:34:07	01:48:39:08	Brin [Basil]	have two left, yep and i have to keep my hand in place so
01:48:44:02	01:48:51:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, so I have a cursed microphone from one of our previous episodes.
01:48:52:07	01:48:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	have you used that?
01:48:53:13	01:48:57:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We only had to use it once.
01:48:54:17	01:49:04:20	Chris [GM]	one on one on bacon it got jamie or tiny help hep felt thank you is that the fake one Hepfield, yeah.
01:48:58:14	01:49:00:18	Dave [Xeros]	Jaime Jaimie Hetfeld.
01:49:02:28	01:49:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Jaime Hetfeld yeah
01:49:06:24	01:49:09:04	Chris [GM]	What’s the real one? Yeah so Hepfield
01:49:07:20	01:49:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	hat yes do you want to get sued?
01:49:09:26	01:49:11:11	Steve [Nortle]	The real one.
01:49:12:05	01:49:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:12:05	01:49:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:49:12:05	01:49:13:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:49:12:13	01:49:13:25	Chris [GM]	I don’t know what you’re talking about
01:49:15:04	01:49:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	as you quote simpsons
01:49:16:16	01:49:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we found him and turned him into a frog and then we used it at the food trucks on bacon for his
01:49:23:25	01:49:26:01	Chris [GM]	Bacon got turned into a frog and you guys put him in a jar
01:49:26:22	01:49:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	And we sold out his inventory
01:49:28:04	01:49:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	own…
01:49:29:08	01:49:36:13	Brin [Basil]	I poked holes in the top he has
01:49:31:20	01:49:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	for his own protection I talked to him he was fine he was very happy
01:49:33:14	01:49:34:14	Chris [GM]	He poked holes
01:49:33:28	01:49:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like
01:49:36:13	01:49:41:28	Brin [Basil]	oxygen I put some leaves in there a couple of
01:49:40:02	01:49:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	die
01:49:41:28	01:49:56:22	Brin [Basil]	sticks there was already bugs all around so I you know no
01:49:43:03	01:49:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	what else do you like
01:49:43:10	01:49:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I am curious
01:49:48:20	01:49:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	We did leave him in there
01:49:51:22	01:49:55:21	Dave [Xeros]	we may want to go crack that jaw If we make it out of here alive.
01:49:54:20	01:49:55:11	Steve [Nortle]	like to imagine
01:49:56:22	01:50:13:11	Brin [Basil]	yeah
01:49:57:13	01:50:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	that he’s in the jar when you started poking the holes these spears coming down
01:50:02:26	01:50:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:02:26	01:50:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:50:03:18	01:50:15:09	Chris [GM]	I mean he’s a goblin He’ll still fit
01:50:05:12	01:50:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	I think what would even be better is if he turned from a frog back into a normal person inside the jar and just,
01:50:13:11	01:50:14:29	Brin [Basil]	that’s breaks
01:50:15:09	01:50:15:28	Chris [GM]	He’s pretty good.
01:50:16:13	01:50:17:29	Brin [Basil]	He would still fit.
01:50:17:29	01:50:22:08	Chris [GM]	All right, Palkla, it’s you. So you got the curse mic.
01:50:20:19	01:50:28:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so I’ve got the microphone I’m going to try and use it on the bear if he can roar into the mic turn him into a frog
01:50:27:11	01:50:30:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, you gotta get really close to him if you dare.
01:50:30:08	01:50:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um so I’m gonna cast mage hand magehand is going to carry the mic over to the bear yep
01:50:36:27	01:50:37:17	Chris [GM]	Good idea
01:50:37:00	01:50:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	You go around the wall, of course. Okay. There’s two feet in the top and on the sides.
01:50:39:12	01:50:39:26	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
01:50:39:16	01:50:50:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep there’s two feet right yeah uh-huh yep so we can sneak around um i’m gonna use a little movement maybe to get kind of out of the wall but the mic is uh going to go around the bear’s face
01:50:49:25	01:50:55:05	Chris [GM]	Alright, so I forgot how we determined that Mike is going to work. He’ll have to roll a save
01:50:50:14	01:51:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right yeah
01:50:57:05	01:51:02:07	Chris [GM]	To see if that works or not Well, you need to get him to roar into it probably for sure
01:51:03:10	01:51:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i need somebody to like poke the bear literally uh me to get him more and that yeah i forget what he has to beat uh well i think
01:51:05:28	01:51:06:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, okay
01:51:12:09	01:51:21:21	Chris [GM]	Well, I think it’s just one of those ability rolls. And if he beats 15 then It counts, right? So we’ll see
01:51:21:21	01:51:28:16	Chris [GM]	This will be an interesting way to resolve this Yep Okay He saves
01:51:30:11	01:51:35:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so he is not a frog he’s not a frog shark bear hound
01:51:34:18	01:51:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	That would have been- Would he have been like? Just like a frog body with two shark hands, A bear head. Oh my gosh.
01:51:35:25	01:51:37:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:51:36:11	01:51:37:12	Chris [GM]	The combo
01:51:39:04	01:51:39:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:51:42:14	01:51:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	i why what why did you let that fail you just just lie
01:51:43:05	01:51:44:26	Chris [GM]	With incredible sense of smell
01:51:45:03	01:51:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:51:48:02	01:51:49:04	Chris [GM]	I didn’t even think of it.
01:51:50:04	01:52:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	just lie about the dice at that point oh my gosh okay
01:51:53:28	01:51:57:22	Chris [GM]	That’s freaking awesome. I think I like what happens better.
01:52:01:25	01:52:06:12	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, so saves you. The mic flies right back to you.
01:52:08:15	01:52:14:05	Chris [GM]	We’re good there. Aeros, you’re up. Oh, did you have any else you want to do on your turn? Sorry, I cut you off.
01:52:14:09	01:52:25:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i’m just gonna prepare for my next turn i’m going to kind of like get toward the edge of the shield wall in case i need to attack or… I’ll come over here. Yeah, yeah, that’s all.
01:52:24:21	01:52:25:03	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
01:52:25:29	01:52:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m also
01:52:27:00	01:52:27:16	Chris [GM]	That’s cool.
01:52:27:09	01:52:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	he he never saw me go in a cage so he has no idea where I’m at right
01:52:31:18	01:52:41:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he’s been solely—since it’s a sense of smell and doesn’t have good sight. He’s solely focused on his own smell.
01:52:36:07	01:52:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m also in a case that had probably like bear crap and shark stuff yeah not that I like rolled around but then I also like and the purge yeah so I smell of purge
01:52:43:28	01:52:50:03	Chris [GM]	And the purge is probably pretty stinky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say he did not notice you for sure.
01:52:47:01	01:52:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that I took.
01:52:47:02	01:52:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	okay cool okay well so i’m gonna take that time i’m going to pull out my uh
01:52:55:20	01:53:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	i’m in a crystal ball of telepathy um and since i know i’m gonga i’m gonna cast okay i’m
01:52:58:07	01:52:58:14	Chris [GM]	Oh!
01:53:04:28	01:53:08:04	Dave [Xeros]	gonna cast scrying on uh
01:53:10:03	01:53:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay okay i’ll catch scrying on limp the imp it no if i yes it’ll happen anywhere is what scrying
01:53:14:26	01:53:17:15	Chris [GM]	Does that work if you can’t see them?
01:53:20:25	01:53:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	is it’s basically like i can reach out and see the movements i can i’ll read it real quick you can see in here a particular creature you choose that is on the same plane of existence he’s still
01:53:29:23	01:53:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	here the target must make a wisdom saving throw which is modified by how well you know the target so it’s going to be a straight roll because i have firsthand knowledge of him i’m not familiar
01:53:39:29	01:53:51:03	Dave [Xeros]	with him but i had first I’ve met him i’ve like had a conversation with him yep so and he’s not that far away if the target knows you’re casting this spell it can fail to save but he doesn’t i
01:53:41:23	01:53:45:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Yeah, you’ve talked with him. You can visualize him.
01:53:51:03	01:54:03:00	Dave [Xeros]	don’t want him to know that um so on a successful save the target isn’t affected and uh on a failed save the spell creates an invisible sensor within 10 feet of the target you can see in here through
01:53:52:00	01:53:53:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I don’t think he could tell.
01:54:03:00	01:54:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	the sensor as if you were there and the sensor moves with the target remaining within 10 ft of it for liberation the creature that can see invisible objects sees the sensor as a luminous orb about the size of your fist.
01:54:15:08	01:54:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Instead of targeting a creature, you can choose a location we have seen before at the target is the spell as well but I want to cast it on him specifically so I could… Yeah, no, I’m seeing like
01:54:23:01	01:54:24:26	Chris [GM]	So you’re basically seeing through his eyes?
01:54:26:08	01:54:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a camera floating up above him But I can see and hear everything that’s going
01:54:31:10	01:54:32:15	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. Okay.
01:54:33:16	01:54:35:04	Chris [GM]	And he needs to save on that?
01:54:35:24	01:54:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s a DC
01:54:38:13	01:54:40:06	Dave [Xeros]	15 DC15 saving throw
01:54:40:15	01:54:41:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s see.
01:54:43:14	01:54:47:07	Chris [GM]	12! Dang it! Okay, so you get a view
01:54:43:21	01:54:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, okay, hi
01:54:48:16	01:54:51:07	Chris [GM]	and what you see all those imps
01:54:53:25	01:54:58:19	Chris [GM]	slamming their fists down some of them are loving what they’re seeing because clearly they’ve made bets against you
01:55:00:22	01:55:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can I see the ones that are winning the bet and the ones that are losing the bet
01:55:04:28	01:55:14:26	Chris [GM]	yeah, so it’s like the little screens that they have They have, like, little health bars above everyone. And Nortles is a little bit down. Everyone else is pretty full. I don’t think anyone’s gotten hit.
01:55:09:28	01:55:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	we’re like a
01:55:13:10	01:55:15:14	Brin [Basil]	They’ve turned us into a video game?
01:55:15:11	01:55:16:10	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:55:16:09	01:55:27:12	Chris [GM]	The Shark and Bear has got, you know, a good amount of life yet, but yeah, it’s like Street Fighter. And so the imps that have bet against you all
01:55:18:10	01:55:19:20	Brin [Basil]	I love Diablo!
01:55:19:22	01:55:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	street fighter
01:55:22:27	01:55:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	You’re looking!
01:55:27:12	01:55:37:24	Chris [GM]	are starting to sweat a little more. A little bit, and Limp who bet for you guys he’s kind of loving this. He’s got a big smile on his face.
01:55:29:08	01:55:31:02	Dave [Xeros]	to sweat a little bit okay
01:55:40:01	01:55:45:18	Chris [GM]	You also see someone else who decided to join them in on the bet.
01:55:46:03	01:55:53:02	Chris [GM]	The hooded figure is back sitting at the table, and she has also placed a bet.
01:55:53:05	01:56:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	so the wall of force is up uh I’m gonna try to relay that to my compatriots if they can hear me or not but
01:56:00:17	01:56:01:02	Chris [GM]	Okay?
01:56:03:06	01:56:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	hey guys by the way they’re taking bets outside
01:56:07:13	01:56:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	the person that we keep trying to chase is out there. Megan Betts as well, so might be a good idea for us to try it out there
01:56:17:01	01:56:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	Let me think Shh! Quiet! Hey!
01:56:17:03	01:56:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, are you in the cage?
01:56:19:25	01:56:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:19:25	01:56:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:56:20:18	01:56:22:04	Chris [GM]	She says it out loud there. Oh!
01:56:24:29	01:56:25:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:56:26:02	01:56:29:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Isn’t that food That bears food In the cage or something too
01:56:30:12	01:56:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:56:30:21	01:56:31:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:31:11	01:56:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:56:33:17	01:56:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like camouflaged over in the corner, the left-hand corner right next to the computer screen Why are you there?
01:56:38:21	01:56:39:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:56:40:18	01:56:41:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why are you there
01:56:41:16	01:56:43:17	Chris [GM]	The fantasy computer screen, yeah.
01:56:43:08	01:56:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh
01:56:45:29	01:56:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh uh sorry
01:56:46:01	01:56:47:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s an iRock.
01:56:47:26	01:56:53:23	Chris [GM]	and i rock yeah next to the eye bard that’s playing all the limp limpian biscuit music
01:56:48:13	01:56:49:09	Dave [Xeros]	And I rock
01:56:53:22	01:56:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	I got an idea. Just keep him busy.
01:56:59:22	01:57:06:06	Chris [GM]	uh well arrows are you gonna do anything you did scry on your turn okay that’s your action
01:57:04:09	01:57:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	That’s my action, that’s all I can do, yep.
01:57:09:13	01:57:13:16	Brin [Basil]	Um, I am not going to move. I think I’m just going to keep this wall force up.
01:57:13:20	01:57:14:26	Chris [GM]	can last longer than
01:57:15:02	01:57:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm? Yeah.
01:57:15:29	01:57:23:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, ten minutes is how long I can let it last as long as I hold the action force. That’s what I’m going to do.
01:57:21:28	01:57:28:18	Chris [GM]	you hold the action got it okay so uh i’ll allow you to since since you’re continuing the action from before
01:57:28:18	01:57:33:29	Chris [GM]	I’m going to say that counts as a bonus action so if you want you can do like a hold action too
01:57:34:18	01:57:41:25	Chris [GM]	as a reaction um in teacher you could have like a yeah
01:57:38:03	01:57:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	Once you drop it, once she drops the held action, then you could pull out your kataan or something like that, or a held action or something.
01:57:46:02	01:57:51:05	Brin [Basil]	Are you saying like I drop my wall of force, I can hit him and then bring it back up?
01:57:50:06	01:57:58:17	Chris [GM]	because you’re not doing an action this turn you’re continue the action form before I’m gonna say this counts as your bonus action to just hold it so if you wanted
01:57:53:29	01:57:54:16	Brin [Basil]	Right.
01:57:57:09	01:57:57:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh okay.
01:58:00:09	01:58:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	So if you let go, then he’ll be able to do something really quick right after that. And it doesn’t have to be on your turn. It’s just a held reaction
01:58:01:02	01:58:01:15	Brin [Basil]	Right.
01:58:01:29	01:58:12:06	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
01:58:02:22	01:58:04:21	Brin [Basil]	Right. Okay. Okay.
01:58:05:24	01:58:08:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay great. Yes it does.
01:58:07:01	01:58:11:20	Chris [GM]	that make sense okay cool so then we’ll move on to nortle you’re next in the action
01:58:12:11	01:58:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	I see my sister with her patent-pending trademark wall of force,
01:58:18:04	01:58:22:17	Chris [GM]	yeah we gotta give that thing a name wall of force
01:58:20:19	01:58:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wall of force
01:58:22:28	01:58:27:08	Brin [Basil]	Hey man that’s straight from D&D Beyond. I didn’t even make it up.
01:58:24:11	01:58:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	Zone of Truth!
01:58:28:12	01:58:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s patent pending though it’s like the bezel
01:58:32:21	01:58:36:12	Brin [Basil]	There is a basil leaf inscripted into the wall though
01:58:36:10	01:58:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay
01:58:38:04	01:58:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	and that’s cool.
01:58:40:02	01:58:42:21	Brin [Basil]	and then like standing there
01:58:44:03	01:58:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so what Nortle is going to do is he’s going to…
01:58:46:16	01:58:47:20	Brin [Basil]	it’s a basil
01:58:47:12	01:58:49:02	Chris [GM]	pictured at see -through is it not see -thru
01:58:49:14	01:58:50:22	Brin [Basil]	it is see-through
01:58:50:19	01:58:51:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay.
01:58:51:11	01:59:01:27	Steve [Nortle]	But I like the idea that the air is just manipulated enough that you can make out for the bricks in the basal rave. Because I’ve got
01:58:57:17	01:58:59:29	Chris [GM]	Bricks and the basil or whatever.
01:58:59:02	01:59:04:27	Brin [Basil]	that’s right it’s like smoke with the lasers you know
01:59:03:29	01:59:05:09	Steve [Nortle]	There we go.
01:59:05:01	01:59:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	The wall’s branded.
01:59:07:18	01:59:08:09	Steve [Nortle]	Official key.
01:59:07:22	01:59:09:01	Chris [GM]	Anything neon is cool.
01:59:10:02	01:59:12:22	Brin [Basil]	there’s also another thing on here that is branded
01:59:11:18	01:59:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	Spoken like somebody born in the 80s.
01:59:15:01	01:59:16:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
01:59:15:04	01:59:15:20	Chris [GM]	What?
01:59:15:20	01:59:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	It is a TBD dream.
01:59:20:01	01:59:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	The lasers go off and Eros pees his pants over in the caves.
01:59:25:05	01:59:26:13	Dave [Xeros]	I just vomit again.
01:59:27:06	01:59:37:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so Nortle is going to use the wall of force. He’s going to jump against it and then push off
01:59:37:29	01:59:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	And kind of flip over the head Of the bear Yeah, so he’s basically just like arching Through that small space
01:59:48:20	01:59:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	And as he’s going over He’s gonna do a flurry of blows So he’s just gonna punch his head
01:59:53:15	01:59:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, can you count them?
01:59:55:15	01:59:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	He counts great As a matter of fact
01:59:58:03	02:00:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	One, two, three… Hey, I’m surprised…
02:00:04:11	02:00:08:05	Steve [Nortle]	It feels horrible
02:00:04:14	02:00:11:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can he count on those fingers that he has
02:00:05:22	02:00:05:29	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:00:06:02	02:00:06:29	Brin [Basil]	got em
02:00:11:07	02:00:25:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah two three read between the lines that’s why
02:00:15:12	02:00:19:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s the problem right there he doesn’t have all the digits
02:00:20:14	02:00:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	he’s an english teacher haiku what are the numbers of
02:00:22:16	02:00:24:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s it. He doesn’t need them.
02:00:25:05	02:00:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	i need them okay uh so the first one is 18 to hit
02:00:33:06	02:00:34:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, what did you roll to hit?
02:00:38:03	02:00:48:28	Steve [Nortle]	deal seven and then the flurry of glows comes afterward and that is 23 to hit and eight damage so yeah it jump up bounce off
02:00:44:26	02:00:45:22	Chris [GM]	That hits?
02:00:48:28	02:00:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	And that way I deal the damage, but I’m not in front of him. I land behind him far enough away that if he tries to turn,
02:00:49:26	02:00:50:07	Chris [GM]	Alright.
02:01:00:06	02:01:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	can’t immediately reach me giving her an opportunity of attack and all that.
02:01:04:16	02:01:05:21	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, cool.
02:01:05:04	02:01:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	If you
02:01:07:11	02:01:18:12	Chris [GM]	Okay so Shark and Bear does not like that at all Well first I gotta roll the d6 for damage here it’s 5, okay great
02:01:07:14	02:01:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you
02:01:22:01	02:01:22:19	Chris [GM]	So
02:01:22:26	02:01:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	question i just i’m wondering if he’s on fire and And he can’t get through the wall of force.
02:01:31:07	02:01:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	What would happen if we just waited like 60 rounds and let him burn to death? He doesn’t seem smart enough to actually put the fire out right now.
02:01:34:26	02:01:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:01:38:28	02:01:42:04	Steve [Nortle]	We could just restart at any time
02:01:42:04	02:01:42:13	Brin [Basil]	Because,
02:01:44:03	02:01:46:10	Chris [GM]	you’ve got him close to half help now
02:01:46:23	02:01:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	which we know because we can see the health bar.
02:01:48:26	02:02:00:09	Chris [GM]	the health bar I would say that would be the most pathetic way to end a fight
02:01:50:06	02:01:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	health bar. Yeah. Hey guys, is that bad at having this?
02:01:51:12	02:01:52:04	Brin [Basil]	that’s right.
02:01:55:01	02:01:55:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:03:07	02:02:05:22	Steve [Nortle]	He’s not wrong, everybody. He’s NOT wrong!
02:02:04:08	02:02:07:09	Brin [Basil]	Which is, I mean we are willing to submit
02:02:05:18	02:02:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	I mean come on, come on.
02:02:09:09	02:02:10:19	Chris [GM]	it’s an idea
02:02:09:10	02:02:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	That’s exactly how Eros went in this.
02:02:12:06	02:02:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re just watching through the wall of force like five hours
02:02:14:02	02:02:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:16:09	02:02:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	The imps on the other side are like what do we do? It tastes gamey.
02:02:17:29	02:02:26:18	Brin [Basil]	unfortunately you know I
02:02:21:01	02:02:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	like marshmallows and just stick it to the top two feet
02:02:22:06	02:02:24:26	Chris [GM]	love it
02:02:26:18	02:02:30:12	Brin [Basil]	got hair on mine um unfortunate the wall yeah
02:02:29:09	02:02:39:24	Dave [Xeros]	It would work though because it’s six second rounds I mean
02:02:30:12	02:02:41:11	Brin [Basil]	The Wall of Forest only lasts so that one yeah
02:02:33:05	02:02:34:17	Chris [GM]	oh good point
02:02:37:06	02:02:40:29	Chris [GM]	that’s true it would do quite a bit of damage
02:02:39:24	02:02:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	10 minutes times 6 60 rounds And then every fifth round at that point Yeah
02:02:41:11	02:02:50:25	Brin [Basil]	and I have two more charges So really, I have 30 minutes.
02:02:44:25	02:02:47:29	Chris [GM]	that’s close to its… Yeah, it’s
02:02:48:05	02:02:48:28	Steve [Nortle]	60d6
02:02:51:15	02:02:55:09	Chris [GM]	60 health points right now. You want to do that?
02:02:56:19	02:02:57:08	Chris [GM]	I’m going
02:02:58:04	02:03:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	to roll 60d7 for damage
02:03:00:25	02:03:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to sit here
02:03:01:03	02:03:02:25	Chris [GM]	here and do every single one.
02:03:02:27	02:03:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, wait. I think we got an idea.
02:03:05:12	02:03:06:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay.
02:03:06:17	02:03:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	We can end this in a not lame fashion apparently less pathetic fashion something more epic
02:03:12:04	02:03:14:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Less pathetic manner.
02:03:15:23	02:03:20:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If you don’t mind,
02:03:16:24	02:03:20:26	Chris [GM]	It is the Shark and Bear’s turn still if you don’t mind.
02:03:20:12	02:03:22:17	Dave [Xeros]	bring it bring it
02:03:23:08	02:03:23:23	Chris [GM]	So
02:03:24:28	02:03:30:06	Chris [GM]	Nortle, it doesn’t like you It threw you. You smell of blood, it’s going to turn around
02:03:30:06	02:03:40:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I also punched him in the face and as uh In one of One of his faces One of His three Faces And I punched Him twice
02:03:31:28	02:03:33:07	Chris [GM]	you punch in the face.
02:03:40:19	02:03:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	Of his three faces
02:03:41:14	02:03:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	Are you gonna Stab him As he moves Away? Basil Stab Him Stab Him
02:03:45:04	02:03:49:01	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah! You’d have to drop The Wall of Force.
02:03:48:26	02:03:49:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m okay with that.
02:03:50:19	02:03:54:14	Chris [GM]	But yeah, you can get an attack if he’s heading over to Nortle.
02:03:55:14	02:03:55:29	Brin [Basil]	20!
02:03:56:19	02:03:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	That’s It
02:03:58:21	02:03:59:13	Chris [GM]	Critical hit.
02:03:59:03	02:04:04:27	Steve [Nortle]	That’s With your Katana I do Let
02:04:00:23	02:04:02:25	Brin [Basil]	It’s with my katana. Do you know what that means?
02:04:02:25	02:04:03:11	Chris [GM]	No I don’t.
02:04:06:09	02:04:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	a straight decapitation?
02:04:07:07	02:04:08:05	Brin [Basil]	Are we…
02:04:09:24	02:04:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	Or do we want to let the bear out
02:04:10:20	02:04:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What if you just decapitated one of the sharks?
02:04:11:25	02:04:22:07	Brin [Basil]	Let me just read this Let me read this to you. So, this katana has a crazy thing about it that I didn’t know.
02:04:13:00	02:04:16:16	Chris [GM]	Listen, so explain what The katana does. Yeah, please.
02:04:18:13	02:04:18:24	Steve [Nortle]	Sword
02:04:19:24	02:04:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	Went snicker
02:04:22:14	02:04:31:13	Brin [Basil]	I got this from my… yeah, I called him Oba, but that’s right. So if a gnat…
02:04:22:15	02:04:22:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay.
02:04:24:09	02:04:25:08	Chris [GM]	Your old samurai.
02:04:33:29	02:04:34:22	Brin [Basil]	Shut up!
02:04:36:09	02:04:37:17	Brin [Basil]	If a gnats…
02:04:37:03	02:04:38:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:04:41:13	02:04:44:26	Brin [Basil]	That’s the only good story I’ve got. What’s the one?
02:04:44:26	02:04:57:22	Brin [Basil]	one okay so
02:04:46:15	02:04:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	He who waits 60 rounds to have the bear burn
02:04:51:28	02:04:53:22	Steve [Nortle]	Shall Inherit The kingdom
02:04:51:28	02:04:52:22	Chris [GM]	Shows patience.
02:04:53:04	02:04:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	shall inherit the kingdom
02:04:55:20	02:04:56:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:04:57:22	02:05:07:21	Brin [Basil]	if a nat 20 is rolled during an attack the sakuku bonus is activated the katana glows the deep blue and instantly decapitates nearest enemy
02:05:08:04	02:05:08:16	Chris [GM]	Wow.
02:05:08:21	02:05:15:05	Brin [Basil]	the searing blue slice the steering blue slice causes instant death
02:05:10:19	02:05:13:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what i was thinking leave it up to the dice
02:05:15:05	02:05:24:10	Brin [Basil]	and can only be avoided by very specific certain reaction magic I don’t know I just wrote that
02:05:20:11	02:05:22:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, which… What is that reaction magic?
02:05:25:08	02:05:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:05:26:06	02:05:34:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, we’ll have to figure out what that is. Yeah, okay so this is what we’re going to do. We’re gonna roll a d1d6, yep.
02:05:26:17	02:05:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s got three heads
02:05:28:26	02:05:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	okay so roll 1d6 and then one in two counts as one three and four counts as two just divide
02:05:37:06	02:05:46:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, so two arms and a head. We’ll say that one through four are the shark heads and five to six are the bear head And it’s a 2
02:05:47:12	02:05:57:03	Chris [GM]	So you in your quick amazing reaction drop the wall of force pull your katana out It sings as it slices through the air
02:05:53:28	02:06:00:08	Brin [Basil]	And it’s like, I can’t control it. It does it on its own
02:06:00:19	02:06:08:20	Chris [GM]	Yes and it shanks off, chops off, slices off. Sushi
02:06:08:20	02:06:13:13	Chris [GM]	in a skillful sushi chef takes that
02:06:09:12	02:06:14:07	Dave [Xeros]	Can it actually chop it up?
02:06:14:02	02:06:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:14:17	02:06:21:25	Chris [GM]	In the air! It’s still in the air while it’s doing And yeah you chop off
02:06:14:22	02:06:15:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:19:11	02:06:26:13	Brin [Basil]	I just…I roll it, dip it.
02:06:21:23	02:06:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:21:25	02:06:35:07	Chris [GM]	You took
02:06:26:13	02:06:34:15	Brin [Basil]	Bamboo.
02:06:26:20	02:06:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	Is not lettuce?
02:06:28:02	02:06:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	Arigato
02:06:28:05	02:06:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:30:03	02:06:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She just has the whole supply kit right there, ready to go.
02:06:35:07	02:06:46:19	Chris [GM]	that shark’s head clean off, and the bear does not like that. Roars and just lets loose a string of profanities only the Book of
02:06:46:19	02:06:51:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m translating I’m actually looking at everything that he’s saying and I’m like
02:06:49:06	02:06:50:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. What’s it saying?
02:06:52:09	02:06:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	he said and it is just like beep, beep, beep. And then at the very end I go
02:06:54:24	02:07:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	She never said that!
02:06:54:25	02:06:55:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah,
02:06:56:12	02:07:05:14	Brin [Basil]	I feel like someone couldn’t make that up!
02:06:57:27	02:06:58:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:07:00:10	02:07:00:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:07:01:19	02:07:03:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the last thing she said to me
02:07:04:13	02:07:08:09	Chris [GM]	so you need to roll double damage and tell me how much damage that did to it.
02:07:05:14	02:07:12:19	Brin [Basil]	with pleasure. Okay, let’s see…
02:07:10:27	02:07:13:04	Chris [GM]	Golly! You guys are smoking this
02:07:12:19	02:07:22:18	Brin [Basil]	1v8… I get to do double? So 3… what is that? What
02:07:13:10	02:07:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s only hit Nortle right?
02:07:13:15	02:07:16:13	Steve [Nortle]	It is on fire. Yeah, for one
02:07:22:18	02:07:26:07	Brin [Basil]	is that?! And 6!
02:07:26:07	02:07:46:02	Brin [Basil]	So 9 damage. Oh okay.
02:07:29:03	02:07:30:16	Chris [GM]	No no no You take
02:07:31:11	02:07:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	It should be your damage plus your extra whatever the damage is so it should be like 6 plus 3 or 4 or something and then you double that
02:07:38:18	02:07:45:22	Chris [GM]	And then you times that by 2 Unless that was your two rolls So it’s whatever you roll And you times That by 2 So if your first one
02:07:46:02	02:07:56:23	Brin [Basil]	3. 6 and then plus three so it is nine yeah no well not times two no no I
02:07:46:13	02:07:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	you have a modifier to
02:07:50:13	02:07:51:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there you go.
02:07:51:11	02:07:53:26	Chris [GM]	9 times 2 Or it is 9 total
02:07:56:23	02:08:07:11	Brin [Basil]	times the 3 by 2. The original damage that I rolled right yes six times okay
02:08:01:08	02:08:09:27	Chris [GM]	Well no Because you do the Original damage Plus the modifier Which is 3 So 6 12 So 12 points of damage Nice
02:08:02:28	02:08:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Six, five.
02:08:07:11	02:08:08:29	Brin [Basil]	12 okay
02:08:08:16	02:08:08:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:08:09:27	02:08:17:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, so he’s coming after you with a completely blood splurting out of his stubby arm.
02:08:11:05	02:08:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	didn’t have much health in that shark head of his
02:08:17:25	02:08:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the one he swings at me and he misses
02:08:19:22	02:08:28:11	Chris [GM]	No, he goes his other hand and he is going to come at you with…
02:08:21:03	02:08:22:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:08:27:26	02:08:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just, Basil, like are you covered in blood?
02:08:30:18	02:08:34:15	Chris [GM]	He’s gonna multi-attack, so we’re gonna do a bear bite and a shark bite.
02:08:32:16	02:08:38:10	Brin [Basil]	I love it because it turns my fur pink and you’d like you see me over there
02:08:35:26	02:08:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, you’re like an Easter bunny.
02:08:37:19	02:08:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	while she’s taking a bite of sushi
02:08:38:10	02:08:56:17	Brin [Basil]	and I’m rubbing it in no really
02:08:44:26	02:08:53:11	Chris [GM]	it is a 22 to hit okay so damage wise uh let’s see here
02:08:47:11	02:08:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	I dare say it will
02:08:54:07	02:08:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a blood shower.
02:08:56:17	02:09:08:05	Brin [Basil]	though the pink mist that’s not good oh hey
02:09:00:07	02:09:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	I can count that high.
02:09:05:04	02:09:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-oh, is he okay?
02:09:05:17	02:09:06:13	Steve [Nortle]	Holy crap.
02:09:08:05	02:09:09:04	Brin [Basil]	I see two ones.
02:09:08:18	02:09:17:19	Chris [GM]	that’s going to be seven plus 14 24 points of damage
02:09:10:08	02:09:11:02	Brin [Basil]	That’s good.
02:09:18:29	02:09:20:14	Dave [Xeros]	Holy crap, are you still up?
02:09:20:29	02:09:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	I have two hit points left.
02:09:23:25	02:09:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	hey why did you go on the other side of wall of force again
02:09:28:17	02:09:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	Well, it was because of physics.
02:09:33:26	02:09:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	physics told you to go on the underside of the wall of force
02:09:35:15	02:09:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:09:37:22	02:09:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	To get to his face, I had to bounce off the wall and I can’t bounce off the wall into his face and then over the wall again? That’s preposterous.
02:09:47:12	02:09:52:25	Chris [GM]	Imp comes back on over or Limp comes back See what I mean? Fix my problem
02:09:55:19	02:09:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m not happy.
02:09:57:16	02:09:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, don’t worry. We’ll save you.
02:10:00:07	02:10:01:11	Chris [GM]	Falclaw you’re up
02:10:01:20	02:10:02:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
02:10:02:08	02:10:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	save him oh
02:10:04:26	02:10:15:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I don’t know if Nortle is in range necessarily. i want to uh cast chaos bolt um which is hurling i’m gonna read
02:10:15:17	02:10:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this real quick because there’s so many good words in here you hurl and yep yep just wait yep you hurle an undulating
02:10:23:29	02:10:30:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	comma warbling massive chaotic energy at one creature within rain
02:10:29:26	02:10:30:24	Chris [GM]	Still counts
02:10:33:18	02:10:41:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um and uh yeah i’m gonna i’m going to do this in a way i’m gonna move wherever i need to to safely avoid
02:10:44:21	02:10:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	i’m fine just take the shot it’s just a dream
02:10:47:14	02:10:49:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	deal some damage
02:10:50:27	02:10:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	can you even start on fire like with scalies
02:10:54:29	02:10:56:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re escaped
02:10:58:12	02:11:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	i don’t know because that’s what my mom would say
02:11:00:12	02:11:02:19	Brin [Basil]	certified fire retarded.
02:11:01:01	02:11:01:19	Chris [GM]	Leathery
02:11:02:28	02:11:03:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:11:05:05	02:11:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	Wow
02:11:05:05	02:11:07:02	Chris [GM]	For sure it would be
02:11:08:08	02:11:09:13	Chris [GM]	a strength
02:11:08:28	02:11:12:05	Brin [Basil]	Trust me, I have tried to set him on fire.
02:11:10:02	02:11:19:00	Steve [Nortle]	a resistance i think i have a resistance i’d have to look it up because i do i did take the way of ancestral dragon but i don’T know if that gave me the dragon
02:11:20:07	02:11:21:02	Dave [Xeros]	him A fire retard
02:11:24:05	02:11:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	i was trying to you’ll hear it on on the mix
02:11:24:09	02:11:27:07	Brin [Basil]	Someone has to catch this, right? Okay, good.
02:11:26:22	02:11:28:21	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t
02:11:27:21	02:11:29:01	Chris [GM]	I didn’t even hear it
02:11:30:26	02:11:33:06	Brin [Basil]	emphasis on it’s a bad word
02:11:32:07	02:11:33:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, so what are you doing
02:11:34:03	02:11:36:23	Steve [Nortle]	i don’nt i don”t know if i have resistance Just go for it.
02:11:38:10	02:11:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think like if i hit him, it’s 2d8 and 1d6 damage that he takes with the gas bomb.
02:11:48:14	02:11:50:23	Chris [GM]	You’re saying Nortle might possibly get hit is what you’re saying
02:11:51:01	02:11:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, if you rolled a one then probably. But the odds of you doing that
02:11:54:11	02:11:55:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, we’ll see
02:11:57:25	02:11:59:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That never happens.
02:12:01:14	02:12:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, what do I have to beat again?
02:12:03:22	02:12:04:12	Chris [GM]	beat 16
02:12:04:17	02:12:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh, yeah! I beat it. 16 plus like a two or whatever it is.
02:12:12:13	02:12:12:26	Chris [GM]	Okay
02:12:13:09	02:12:16:20	Steve [Nortle]	consummate professionals at this game. Consummate!
02:12:15:10	02:12:15:26	Dave [Xeros]	Consummate
02:12:16:05	02:12:20:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If anybody has problems with numbers, it’ll be probably me. It’s not normal.
02:12:17:08	02:12:19:19	Brin [Basil]	it’s the dice tower
02:12:19:00	02:12:22:28	Chris [GM]	How much damage how much damage does that do
02:12:22:01	02:12:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I borrow a d8?
02:12:24:15	02:12:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	I got a d8 Yeah, here you go
02:12:25:25	02:12:28:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a d10. Consummit!
02:12:27:01	02:12:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	10?
02:12:28:26	02:12:29:28	Dave [Xeros]	Consummate, please. Consumment!
02:12:30:07	02:12:32:01	Steve [Nortle]	No majesty hit him in the face.
02:12:32:25	02:12:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve never rolled this many dice on the tower at once.
02:12:37:08	02:12:44:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is 17 damage plus stuff
02:12:40:06	02:12:44:08	Chris [GM]	Oh yes Dang, okay He’s getting low Getting looking bloody
02:12:40:22	02:12:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
02:12:43:09	02:12:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
02:12:45:01	02:12:47:26	Steve [Nortle]	Well without one arm I dare say he is.
02:12:46:22	02:12:47:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	something
02:12:49:06	02:12:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	And Basil is just like bathing in it.
02:12:53:10	02:12:55:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m like, I look scary
02:12:55:03	02:13:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like The only downside to the wall of force as it prevents blood from raining upon me.
02:12:55:09	02:12:56:06	Chris [GM]	Arrows, you’re up
02:13:01:11	02:13:02:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s not up
02:13:02:17	02:13:06:00	Steve [Nortle]	I know, that’s part of why you’re happy you took a day?
02:13:05:25	02:13:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	We could have watched him just bathe, but that’s okay. Okay. Let me know if I can do this. Okay. So with my crystal ball telepathy, I have suggestion.
02:13:18:11	02:13:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	So suggestion makes it so that I suggest a course of activity, limit to a sentence or two. And the magically influences a creature you can see within range. I’m seeing through the orb.
02:13:28:24	02:13:29:14	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:13:29:06	02:13:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m scrying and then I want to use suggestion through the scrying. What I wanna do is I want to suggest to one
02:13:39:22	02:13:41:07	Dave [Xeros]	of the imps that are losing
02:13:43:11	02:13:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	that they don’t want to lose and they want to just let the bear out so the bear
02:13:53:10	02:13:58:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, wait, can you speak through? Oh my gosh.
02:13:57:02	02:14:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	i can speak through it yep i can magically influence a creature i can see within range they can hear and understand you so all i have to do is be able to see them
02:13:59:08	02:14:00:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, alright.
02:14:07:25	02:14:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m seeing them through this grind it’s exactly what would happen the fact that this crystal ball of telepathy only has these two spells
02:14:11:01	02:14:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	This is absolutely what the developers thought would happen with this spell.
02:14:14:02	02:14:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:14:14:13	02:14:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They have
02:14:18:29	02:14:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m pretty sure that’s exactly
02:14:20:14	02:14:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:14:21:21	02:14:22:10	Chris [GM]	what they wanted.
02:14:23:16	02:14:24:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah,
02:14:26:16	02:14:34:25	Chris [GM]	I’m assuming the imp that you’re trying to suggest needs to have roll against something, needs to save on
02:14:34:09	02:14:42:14	Dave [Xeros]	have to make a wisdom 17 saving throw i know i
02:14:39:00	02:14:47:13	Chris [GM]	they’ve got like a minus one wisdom or something. Yeah that does not pass so
02:14:42:07	02:14:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:14:42:14	02:14:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	had i had an imp as a pet they’re not okay um awesome so i’m just gonna suggest to him i’m gonna try to keep this to his sentence or two really big
02:14:44:25	02:14:45:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s not
02:14:52:01	02:14:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	hey uh you’re gonna lose you’re going to lose big i know that you like bet a lot of gold on
02:14:57:16	02:15:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	this and this bear is gonna die really soon i just
02:15:09:17	02:15:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	just
02:15:17:00	02:15:30:25	Dave [Xeros]	imp ball right yeah and
02:15:24:08	02:15:33:08	Chris [GM]	help me understand suggestion means that you are suggesting this person does this action and because it failed that will feel inclined to do it.
02:15:29:08	02:15:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	small
02:15:33:13	02:15:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it will do it because it’s not out of the realm of possibility either because he’s sweating like crazy right he doesn’t want to lose yes can
02:15:39:17	02:15:41:07	Chris [GM]	Okay, so…
02:15:41:01	02:15:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	a still small voice came to him and inspired him
02:15:50:20	02:15:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh i thought it was gonna be this still i don’t even know how to spell that and i’m an english teacher
02:15:51:06	02:15:52:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:15:53:11	02:15:54:09	Chris [GM]	Please no!
02:15:54:02	02:15:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:15:56:04	02:16:04:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is it is it still with like E-E steel
02:15:57:09	02:16:04:09	Dave [Xeros]	that actually be the name of our group this still small boys yes steel and yeah
02:15:58:17	02:15:59:11	Chris [GM]	No!
02:16:04:01	02:16:05:21	Chris [GM]	S-T-E-A-L
02:16:05:14	02:16:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	Steel smell voice.
02:16:06:28	02:16:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s still small
02:16:07:12	02:16:09:12	Chris [GM]	The imp
02:16:10:20	02:16:11:23	Chris [GM]	gets up
02:16:15:17	02:16:18:16	Chris [GM]	which translates to I need to use the bathroom
02:16:15:19	02:16:21:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh the hand just That’s true.
02:16:18:17	02:16:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:16:21:24	02:16:24:17	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, it sounded like he was like…
02:16:22:14	02:16:23:04	Chris [GM]	to the door
02:16:24:20	02:16:26:09	Chris [GM]	it walks over to the door
02:16:26:13	02:16:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	where the bathroom’s at right it’s in this room Yeah!
02:16:28:15	02:16:37:07	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah it walks over to the door that limp led you through and it
02:16:28:16	02:16:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
02:16:38:11	02:16:45:14	Chris [GM]	slaps the button that is keeping the door locked and limp looks over and immediately goes the
02:16:39:08	02:16:39:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
02:16:46:11	02:16:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	Sick him.
02:16:47:13	02:16:57:12	Chris [GM]	door swings wide open an alarm sound and And the shark and bear, because it has such a great smell.
02:16:57:12	02:17:04:12	Chris [GM]	It remembers the smell of these imps that created this monstrosity. And it immediately bolts for the door.
02:17:01:14	02:17:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yes.
02:17:05:16	02:17:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	I do not take an attack of opportunity Let it go
02:17:09:13	02:17:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just gonna let it go?
02:17:12:20	02:17:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	You better get running filled with feces and your own vomit
02:17:15:07	02:17:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, I’ve been hiding in a cage this entire time.
02:17:19:02	02:17:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it grabs and hit by
02:17:22:01	02:17:28:01	Chris [GM]	It grabs the imp by the one shark hand it has. It bites down on it. And just bites it clean in half.
02:17:29:10	02:17:39:13	Chris [GM]	Blood goes everywhere. where mass chaos ensues in the workshop front. All the imps are freaking out. The hooded figure jumps up and immediately bolts for the door.
02:17:35:12	02:17:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hug her… Oh yeah, hug her figure.
02:17:39:06	02:17:50:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh screw this, let’s go. Hey, okay. I’m going to bolt after this person. Yeah, I’m gonna run. Okay.
02:17:40:04	02:17:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	Chase him.
02:17:41:06	02:17:42:25	Chris [GM]	Eros, it’s still your turn.
02:17:46:08	02:17:49:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, you’re going to take chase. Okay, we’ll do chase mechanics for that.
02:17:50:13	02:17:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	Just ripping all the
02:17:51:03	02:17:56:11	Chris [GM]	Currently, the bear is wrecking… This is awesome. Holy cow! That’s a really good idea, man.
02:17:57:23	02:18:08:22	Chris [GM]	The bear is wrecking havoc in the room, the front room. The imps are freaking out. They’re quite distracted. So I think you’d be able to get around
02:18:08:22	02:18:14:14	Chris [GM]	a bear pretty no problem. What are you going to do to catch the hooded figure?
02:18:09:29	02:18:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	I am just going to skip out of the cage and I’m just going
02:18:18:14	02:18:18:21	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:18:19:02	02:18:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	be singing. Really prancing behind this thing as it’s just ripping everything apart. And
02:18:21:13	02:18:22:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:18:21:13	02:18:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:18:21:13	02:18:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:18:22:00	02:18:26:23	Steve [Nortle]	Really just like crancing behind me everything apart
02:18:26:17	02:18:27:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:18:29:12	02:18:33:15	Dave [Xeros]	like the hooded figure, and I’m just going to bolt. And it goes as quick as I can.
02:18:33:06	02:18:35:14	Chris [GM]	So you’re using intimidation
02:18:34:22	02:18:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, whoops.
02:18:37:05	02:18:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah. Intimidation.
02:18:38:22	02:18:39:08	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, yeah.
02:18:42:09	02:18:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s an apple.
02:18:46:11	02:18:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	The hooded figure is like I wrote that song.
02:18:51:09	02:18:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so we know it’s a singer.
02:18:53:19	02:18:54:07	Chris [GM]	Listen…
02:18:53:23	02:18:55:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:18:57:03	02:19:07:09	Chris [GM]	you get a fail on the chase mechanic that puts you at, and that one gets two fails. You have to have three successes but if three fails they get away so
02:19:00:09	02:19:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	Two behind?
02:19:07:08	02:19:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but I get to choose any of my…
02:19:12:19	02:19:14:22	Chris [GM]	through the door and leaving uh
02:19:12:28	02:19:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:19:15:24	02:19:18:04	Chris [GM]	you guys Basil
02:19:19:29	02:19:27:01	Chris [GM]	Fowlclaw and Nortle you guys are in the lab still. The Shark and Bear is wrecking havoc. What are you guys doing?
02:19:27:15	02:19:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	away from me, Fezzik!
02:19:30:01	02:19:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	Please!
02:19:30:08	02:19:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	Medic! Medic!
02:19:31:20	02:19:33:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to go and attempt
02:19:33:20	02:19:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	Medic!
02:19:34:26	02:19:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nordle out I have some herbalist skills And some Spiritual powers
02:19:36:04	02:19:37:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, all right.
02:19:37:12	02:19:40:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I feel like he’s well-suited for that.
02:19:37:13	02:19:45:16	Steve [Nortle]	Dude, some thoughts and prayers are coming my way.
02:19:45:09	02:19:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep, I am. That’s exactly right!
02:19:47:15	02:19:49:19	Brin [Basil]	Some still small soothing.
02:19:50:18	02:20:01:09	Brin [Basil]	Um, I think I want in on this chase.
02:19:51:11	02:19:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	I say as Fred Durst screams in the background. My life is so surreal.
02:20:01:09	02:20:07:18	Brin [Basil]	i yeah so i am i am going yeah i’m gonna use my boots
02:20:01:27	02:20:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
02:20:02:16	02:20:03:28	Steve [Nortle]	Use those boots.
02:20:04:06	02:20:04:10	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:20:07:18	02:20:14:25	Brin [Basil]	i’m going to jump to make up ground and just jump leap as far as i can through that door
02:20:11:02	02:20:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you also singing Baby Shark?
02:20:14:15	02:20:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	You just bounced right over my head.
02:20:16:05	02:20:25:18	Brin [Basil]	run away
02:20:18:19	02:20:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:20:21:19	02:20:22:14	Chris [GM]	Mommy shark!
02:20:23:11	02:20:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:20:24:05	02:20:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	She says mommy, and I immediately go…
02:20:25:27	02:20:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:20:29:08	02:20:36:08	Brin [Basil]	stop it yes and i am plus five with
02:20:30:07	02:20:32:07	Chris [GM]	So that would be athletics then?
02:20:36:08	02:20:50:19	Brin [Basil]	that and I rolled 15. That’s 20. He’s
02:20:38:16	02:20:43:15	Chris [GM]	That’s total success. Nice. Okay, so yeah, you have one success and catch right up to it.
02:20:45:26	02:20:47:11	Chris [GM]	Nortal, what are you going to be doing right now?
02:20:47:13	02:20:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	probably trying to put my arm
02:20:50:19	02:20:50:29	Brin [Basil]	breathing.
02:20:52:28	02:20:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	readjust my dislocated shoulder yeah
02:20:54:17	02:20:56:11	Chris [GM]	Just kind of tend to your wounds or whatever?
02:20:56:23	02:21:00:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I actually know how to put those back in Yeah
02:20:59:17	02:21:00:10	Steve [Nortle]	please
02:21:02:01	02:21:07:07	Steve [Nortle]	no other way it goes the other way it goes into the shell
02:21:02:22	02:21:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh
02:21:07:07	02:21:09:21	Chris [GM]	Arrows, you’re up again then. You’re going to chase
02:21:11:07	02:21:15:16	Chris [GM]	Hooded Figure is now 30 feet beyond the workshop
02:21:15:19	02:21:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah. I’m just going to make another roll. I’m going to use one of my better… So I can’t use a charisma one. I can’t use performance again, correct?
02:21:25:08	02:21:32:29	Chris [GM]	You can’t do Intimidation again That’s what you used last time So any other ability is fine Same ability in a row
02:21:28:20	02:21:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so
02:21:33:05	02:21:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay. I’m gonna try to use
02:21:37:06	02:21:40:05	Steve [Nortle]	Is the hooded figure headed towards, like, an open door or something?
02:21:39:21	02:21:43:03	Chris [GM]	She’s already out of the workshop She’s running away
02:21:40:07	02:21:41:03	Dave [Xeros]	it’s already out
02:21:43:05	02:21:48:10	Steve [Nortle]	So she’s out of the shop itself. So we got to get something in front of her.
02:21:45:11	02:21:45:28	Chris [GM]	Yes
02:21:45:13	02:21:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:21:48:11	02:21:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
02:21:49:09	02:21:51:12	Chris [GM]	Or catch up to her
02:21:53:22	02:21:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll…
02:21:56:02	02:21:58:04	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have a bullet that you can see?
02:21:57:10	02:22:00:26	Chris [GM]	So, if you fail here You’re out But Basil is still in
02:22:00:07	02:22:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I was using Intimidation before. I’m going to just use Performance and change my tone of how I’m singing it.
02:22:05:16	02:22:06:13	Chris [GM]	Nice All right
02:22:08:01	02:22:09:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like
02:22:09:01	02:22:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	But this is like the fact that…
02:22:10:14	02:22:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe shock.
02:22:11:11	02:22:13:28	Brin [Basil]	Sing it in B-flat.
02:22:13:29	02:22:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. The fact that Basil jumped over my head I’m kind of more directing this one towards her
02:22:20:28	02:22:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	but it’s booming out enough But yeah, so I’ll use performance. And I’m going to take it a bit down and use my deep voice. Make it a little sensual.
02:22:24:21	02:22:38:00	Steve [Nortle]	all your stuff is
02:22:31:05	02:22:31:18	Chris [GM]	Awesome
02:22:32:11	02:22:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe try to bring that person back to me. Yeah, lure them back. Make them stop.
02:22:36:19	02:22:41:09	Chris [GM]	Lure them back Okay Alright We’ll see I don’t think that’s going to stop him But it might make them turn their head
02:22:38:00	02:22:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	actually
02:22:41:12	02:22:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Baby shark?
02:22:46:15	02:22:47:11	Chris [GM]	Baby shark
02:22:47:05	02:22:49:22	Brin [Basil]	Uh uh uh uh uh uh
02:22:50:18	02:22:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that doesn’t fail. It did.
02:22:57:05	02:22:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	That’s actually an unnatural 20.
02:22:59:01	02:23:08:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, nice Awesome Okay yeah so successfully you caused the hooded figure to turn head and uh i told you i’m really good at
02:23:07:14	02:23:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	me say it.
02:23:08:29	02:23:20:19	Chris [GM]	it so that’s one success you’ll need two more too far away to be able to tell who it is
02:23:10:08	02:23:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, when she turns head, can we look and see what her face looks like?
02:23:20:10	02:23:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:23:20:19	02:23:29:28	Chris [GM]	yeah uh basil europe interesting
02:23:22:29	02:23:25:06	Brin [Basil]	Don’t you worry. Okay
02:23:26:15	02:23:28:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna use my wall of force
02:23:29:24	02:23:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh.
02:23:30:24	02:23:33:21	Brin [Basil]	because I how far can I cast
02:23:34:24	02:23:37:08	Brin [Basil]	cast, let me one second.
02:23:38:02	02:23:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	And you can do this in multiple formats. Like, you could do it at dome, right?
02:23:42:12	02:23:45:28	Dave [Xeros]	So you could literally… Yes.
02:23:42:16	02:23:52:11	Brin [Basil]	Yep it can take you can form into a hemispherical dome or globe with the radius of 10 feet.
02:23:43:20	02:23:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	basil leaf is always visible.
02:23:55:13	02:23:56:14	Steve [Nortle]	The basil gloop,
02:23:59:14	02:24:00:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to try and jump
02:24:02:06	02:24:08:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna catch it in my dome In a dome-shaped wall of this So i’m gonna leap forward get as close as I can
02:24:06:00	02:24:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	Domed.
02:24:09:07	02:24:14:03	Chris [GM]	figure is running. It’s far away from you. This has got to be like
02:24:13:17	02:24:19:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s ten feet wide though I like to stick.
02:24:15:29	02:24:25:02	Chris [GM]	10 feet wide, okay? I like this idea but it’s gotta be a harder roll. Like, I’m gonna require this to be like a DC-18.
02:24:16:19	02:24:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	the dome yeah
02:24:26:08	02:24:30:29	Chris [GM]	This is gonna be really difficult to do. It’s cool but it’s gonna be super hard.
02:24:28:08	02:24:32:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay. All right, that’s fair.
02:24:32:07	02:24:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	hey Basil just make this happen or else I’m going to go find you
02:24:34:13	02:24:43:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in pain
02:24:38:07	02:24:38:20	Brin [Basil]	All right.
02:24:39:09	02:24:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not there, I can’t do that.
02:24:40:29	02:24:50:07	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, you certainly cannot. Okay, I used zoning out.
02:24:44:18	02:24:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	sung very sensually though
02:24:44:25	02:24:52:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as i am trying yeah uh -huh yeah i am going full like pretend
02:24:45:20	02:24:48:19	Steve [Nortle]	I’m saying some of the words I learned from the Book of Tourette’s right now.
02:24:52:00	02:25:30:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like play doctor on you a little
02:24:57:04	02:24:58:05	Chris [GM]	Alright, so what are you doing?
02:24:57:16	02:25:01:13	Brin [Basil]	So I used athletic assassins. I’m going to use acrobatic assassins plus five.
02:25:02:00	02:25:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	oh you got this
02:25:03:28	02:25:10:28	Brin [Basil]	17 plus five so iCatcher smack dab in the middle of that dome.
02:25:05:02	02:25:06:13	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh!
02:25:06:09	02:25:07:14	Dave [Xeros]	oh hell yes
02:25:08:10	02:25:14:23	Chris [GM]	okay so and uh let’s see what happens
02:25:11:22	02:25:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	see what my sensual voice can do
02:25:14:27	02:25:16:00	Brin [Basil]	Smack down.
02:25:18:17	02:25:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:19:06	02:25:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:25:23:28	02:25:25:10	Brin [Basil]	That’s like the noise that he makes.
02:25:26:29	02:25:32:22	Chris [GM]	since the hooded figure is running at full force I’m going to say that not only is it a surprise but it isn’t completely in case
02:25:34:01	02:25:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	yes
02:25:37:06	02:25:46:03	Chris [GM]	right into the wall of this wall of force as you look if you have keen enough sight
02:25:39:08	02:25:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	can it take damage
02:25:41:20	02:25:44:24	Brin [Basil]	I don’t care who this is, can we have teeth missing?
02:25:50:11	02:25:50:22	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
02:25:52:11	02:25:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	is it
02:25:53:00	02:25:54:09	Brin [Basil]	All i ask is one.
02:25:54:13	02:25:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	in the wall of force I kind of want that too
02:25:56:19	02:26:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just now permanently there like, it just dissolves but comes back every time the Wall of Force shows up
02:26:01:19	02:26:06:19	Brin [Basil]	It’s at- it’s at the tip of the basaldean scribed.
02:26:04:29	02:26:11:29	Chris [GM]	So I think, congratulations, you’ve caught your quarry. I think we need to resolve something real quick.
02:26:07:12	02:26:07:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow!
02:26:12:02	02:26:17:08	Chris [GM]	The bear is currently rampaging with one hand.
02:26:14:20	02:26:16:09	Dave [Xeros]	with one hand
02:26:15:22	02:26:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	Does that count as a bad deed or a good deed?
02:26:19:01	02:26:24:23	Brin [Basil]	It’s neutral.
02:26:21:23	02:26:27:14	Chris [GM]	I’m going to say neither because this whole part was shady to begin with. There’s nothing you’re helping.
02:26:25:05	02:26:27:12	Dave [Xeros]	this is a neutral deed
02:26:26:10	02:26:30:27	Brin [Basil]	This is lawfully neutral
02:26:31:01	02:26:36:22	Chris [GM]	There’s a couple things we need to resolve. Number one, I forgot to have us read the TBD scroll after you guys got it
02:26:33:00	02:26:42:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the treasure
02:26:38:08	02:26:40:18	Chris [GM]	from the… What do you call it?
02:26:41:03	02:26:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	The racist
02:26:42:03	02:26:44:25	Chris [GM]	The racist… Another Man’s Treasure and then
02:26:42:16	02:26:59:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i
02:26:46:05	02:26:54:26	Chris [GM]	what we’re going to just kind of speed things along we’re gonna say that Falclon Nortle you guys sneak out and lock the door behind you
02:26:55:07	02:26:58:10	Chris [GM]	to the workshop oh yeah you guys want
02:26:55:24	02:26:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	grab some veil stones on your way out
02:26:59:01	02:26:59:19	Steve [Nortle]	Absolutely
02:26:59:03	02:27:01:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think we’re gonna load up like in my backpack
02:27:00:19	02:27:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	What can I roll
02:27:01:05	02:27:02:23	Brin [Basil]	last one of them
02:27:01:29	02:27:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think.
02:27:03:16	02:27:07:23	Chris [GM]	you can grab all of them that are there one two three four five six seven
02:27:11:21	02:27:15:03	Steve [Nortle]	Limp is not interested in improving my nails anymore
02:27:16:22	02:27:20:25	Chris [GM]	would say you kind of took care of his problem he might be dead
02:27:24:10	02:27:31:20	Chris [GM]	uh if you killed him you probably had a chance to uh kill the shark and bear you definitely would have hooked you up but i don’t think it’s gonna fly this
02:27:29:11	02:27:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	you gotta be careful of that imp network because they seem to
02:27:34:21	02:27:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	be everywhere just uh yeah imp like uh gossip travels
02:27:35:13	02:27:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s awesome
02:27:35:23	02:27:36:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:27:36:19	02:27:58:23	Steve [Nortle]	as we’re scuffling
02:27:37:28	02:27:47:10	Brin [Basil]	especially amongst the shallow minded
02:27:38:02	02:27:45:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, so let’s
02:27:49:04	02:27:56:22	Chris [GM]	Let’s retcon. We’re going to say that you guys are right before the Limp and Biscuits Fix-It Shop we’re reading the TV scrolls
02:27:58:01	02:28:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	we’re scuffling out and running away from uh yeah another man’s treasure we’ve left another one’s treasure
02:28:01:06	02:28:04:19	Chris [GM]	I’m just saying that we’re going back in time. This is before – yeah.
02:28:06:06	02:28:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	we’re just running at it oh guys yeah I reach into my pants and I pull out
02:28:11:16	02:28:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got five minutes
02:28:12:14	02:28:21:29	Dave [Xeros]	I think I got one of those TBD scrolls, and I’m just going to pull out this cylindrical item from my pants.
02:28:23:21	02:28:24:18	Chris [GM]	You okay on time?
02:28:30:08	02:28:40:15	Steve [Nortle]	well actually uh we’ll just have Nortle go along with the crew whatever
02:28:30:19	02:28:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, Chris, we’re going to do this? We’re going To Do This? Okay.
02:28:31:20	02:28:34:02	Chris [GM]	We’re gonna do this – let me open it up real quick.
02:28:40:18	02:28:41:01	Chris [GM]	Sure.
02:28:41:13	02:28:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	and that way you can finish recording that part so that I can get my boy.
02:28:46:26	02:28:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	You’re in a skull.
02:28:49:14	02:28:50:26	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, thanks you guys. That was great.
02:28:50:22	02:28:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, good job.
02:28:53:01	02:28:56:24	Chris [GM]	done sorry that’s longer than we expected but it was fun
02:28:56:11	02:28:56:29	Steve [Nortle]	It was fun.
02:28:56:20	02:28:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	What?
02:28:59:10	02:28:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	Never.
02:28:59:16	02:29:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I basically just gave you leaves of lettuce to heal you, by the way.
02:29:02:26	02:29:04:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:04:05	02:29:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’m doing wonderfully
02:29:04:06	02:29:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	Poultices?
02:29:04:19	02:29:11:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All my herbalist kit is is just like leaves from various plants. You’re stoked.
02:29:08:27	02:29:10:10	Brin [Basil]	Butter lettuce
02:29:10:23	02:29:13:28	Steve [Nortle]	There’s like poison ivy and poison oak
02:29:11:17	02:29:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	Wrapped him like sushi?
02:29:11:25	02:29:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:29:13:07	02:29:15:11	Brin [Basil]	some romaine
02:29:16:02	02:29:19:12	Steve [Nortle]	some mistletoe in there and other toxic stuff
02:29:17:22	02:29:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	You have to slap him. Hey, quit eating your bandages!
02:29:17:23	02:29:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re doing fine. Doing fine.
02:29:20:24	02:29:22:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:29:21:03	02:29:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:29:21:03	02:29:22:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:23:16	02:29:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	I like how he sounds It’s like Aerosmith.
02:29:27:11	02:29:29:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s me, it’s so weird.
02:29:27:13	02:29:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s me interpreting what Falclaw would say as I’m scrying on this.
02:29:29:07	02:29:48:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, yes.
02:29:32:19	02:29:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	As I’m squirreying.
02:29:36:10	02:29:41:01	Chris [GM]	okay so this will be entry number 9
02:29:41:13	02:29:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	Number nine.
02:29:43:08	02:29:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Are you ready for this? Okay, here we go. Hey guys, it’s going to roll out like…
02:29:48:11	02:29:49:18	Chris [GM]	that’s right you open the scroll and
02:29:51:15	02:29:59:18	Chris [GM]	fireworks going off there’s guitar rocking power chords playing lasers flashing in TBD hey guys It’s me, TBD.
02:30:02:28	02:30:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys. Look, we’ve got another CVD scrolls. Don’t mean to read this. it says Game Changer I’m not affiliated with you
02:30:09:26	02:30:11:02	Steve [Nortle]	Sounds like you’re hitting the class!
02:30:10:01	02:30:10:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you pissed your pants!
02:30:14:08	02:30:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	and that’s, by the way
02:30:16:19	02:30:17:07	Chris [GM]	Go ahead.
02:30:17:22	02:30:18:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hi.
02:30:22:00	02:30:33:09	Brin [Basil]	I know
02:30:22:19	02:30:22:28	Chris [GM]	Burn.
02:30:27:11	02:30:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	in my shell okay
02:30:29:12	02:30:33:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, I know what you’re saying.
02:30:31:20	02:30:43:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to wait until Nordic clears out so I can concentrate as he crosses behind
02:30:32:16	02:30:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	No, I know what your thing is. He clears out so I can concentrate as he
02:30:43:01	02:30:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	the DM
02:30:43:19	02:30:52:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We gotta
02:30:43:22	02:30:45:21	Chris [GM]	Stick around so you can hear this red and go.
02:30:49:15	02:30:53:07	Chris [GM]	The TBD scroll. This is like before you got to the workshop.
02:30:52:01	02:30:52:26	Brin [Basil]	we got a jukebox.
02:30:54:09	02:30:54:22	Chris [GM]	What’s that?
02:30:54:15	02:30:55:16	Brin [Basil]	We got a jupy box.
02:30:58:06	02:31:01:16	Chris [GM]	This is a new scroll, yeah. This is the one you guys took from another man’s treasure.
02:31:03:01	02:31:08:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay, go ahead. Field study entry 99.
02:31:08:02	02:31:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay number nine uh okay i’m full of the scroll okay here guys it says this game changer I’ve made the most incredible
02:31:18:02	02:31:29:12	Chris [GM]	While exploring the murkiest parts of the swollen wastes I tripped over what appeared to be a small stone altar Using press to digitate I cleared the foggy mist To reveal me a most excellent sight
02:31:29:12	02:31:41:04	Chris [GM]	I was standing in the middle Of what looked like an ancient altar All over its surface Were intricate carvings Of arcane symbols I had never seen before And in the metal Suspended in the air
02:31:41:04	02:31:51:11	Chris [GM]	Was a book I gently brought it down and opened its pages. No surprise, the book contained more ancient symbols I’d never seen, all except one.
02:31:51:27	02:31:56:08	Chris [GM]	My swole butt shivered and froze as I read aloud what I was holding.
02:31:57:10	02:32:07:27	Chris [GM]	Chronomancy! I knew it! Well, I didn’t know it, but I knew it! Some scholars believe chronomancy was used by Zen during the Forgotten Hour
02:31:58:03	02:31:58:24	Dave [Xeros]	what
02:32:07:27	02:32:16:03	Chris [GM]	as a catalyst of the apocalypse. Its magic had been forbidden ever since rebuilding itself. Knowing the gravity of what I held in my hands,
02:32:16:05	02:32:27:21	Chris [GM]	I debated on what to do when a loud piercing howl sounded behind me. Gotta be those skin joggers. I reacted and threw the book in my bag and ran.
02:32:27:29	02:32:33:16	Chris [GM]	I’ll speak with Professor Wolfgang about my findings when I return from my field study tomorrow. They’ll know what to deal.
02:32:34:02	02:32:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	what to do
02:32:36:04	02:32:39:00	Dave [Xeros]	professor wolfgang skin baggers
02:32:39:08	02:32:40:15	Chris [GM]	Joggers? Skin joggers?
02:32:41:18	02:32:43:07	Chris [GM]	Rumors? Rumors of skin joggers?
02:32:44:19	02:32:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	I remember I had a friend that had skin joggers
02:32:49:16	02:32:51:15	Dave [Xeros]	he actually made them out of people’s skin
02:32:52:26	02:32:54:28	Chris [GM]	They’re like skin walkers but they just jogs.
02:32:54:14	02:32:57:24	Dave [Xeros]	no, no it’s like joggers you wear them to the gym
02:33:02:13	02:33:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	but these are people
02:33:04:14	02:33:07:27	Chris [GM]	yeah like a you know like skin walkers they’re just skin joggars
02:33:07:05	02:33:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay got it
02:33:08:13	02:33:12:14	Brin [Basil]	So they just may walk- They ducked.
02:33:12:11	02:33:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	they don’t run they just job yeah they got bad knees chronomancy
02:33:14:01	02:33:17:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re just a little faster than fucks.
02:33:14:16	02:33:18:02	Brin [Basil]	This isn’t walking dead this is the jogging dead
02:33:19:10	02:33:30:13	Chris [GM]	you guys learned two pieces of like critical information chronomancy and professor wolf game what the what the skin job i shouldn’t even put it in there it’s not even written in there I know.
02:33:22:24	02:33:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	and professor wolfgang it wasn’t in there that’s
02:33:23:01	02:33:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:33:24:29	02:33:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:33:26:28	02:33:27:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Skin job!
02:33:30:11	02:33:41:14	Dave [Xeros]	why I brought it up okay guys this is interesting do you want to interpret this for me
02:33:36:24	02:33:41:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is there a letter on the scroll by chance, by the way? yeah, is there anything else on there yeah
02:33:41:14	02:33:45:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s that one looks like just a line
02:33:43:02	02:33:43:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ooh
02:33:44:27	02:33:46:08	Chris [GM]	You guys have seen this one before?
02:33:46:03	02:33:48:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah, it actually goes this way I remember
02:33:47:19	02:33:47:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:33:49:14	02:33:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but it’s not this way
02:33:50:23	02:33:55:12	Chris [GM]	As you look at a Falclaw, you recognize it immediately as when you’ve already interpreted and it is the letter I.
02:33:55:29	02:33:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	oh wow
02:33:57:22	02:33:58:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	different scroll
02:33:58:29	02:34:00:03	Chris [GM]	A different scroll, yep.
02:33:59:18	02:34:03:02	Dave [Xeros]	would have guessed that meant I
02:34:03:00	02:34:04:17	Chris [GM]	I know, right? Very difficult.
02:34:07:05	02:34:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	ok um guys chronomancy uh i’ve heard rumors of chronomancie chronomancies is not good
02:34:14:26	02:34:15:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what’s chronomancy
02:34:16:09	02:34:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	it is time manipulation and space manipulation it’s the if you go to magus school of magus when you go to
02:34:25:28	02:34:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	which I never will
02:34:26:29	02:34:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	You go to the forbidden section. You have to put on, like, an invisible cloak to get there?
02:34:31:21	02:34:32:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:34:32:02	02:34:38:24	Chris [GM]	So, Eros, why don’t you roll a Wisdom? Is it History? No, History Check. History Check, yep。
02:34:35:07	02:34:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah.
02:34:37:14	02:34:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	History check? Can someone help me with a history check because my history is…
02:34:40:04	02:34:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
02:34:41:24	02:34:43:19	Chris [GM]	Falclaws should be good in history. Hopefully.
02:34:42:17	02:34:43:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm-hmm
02:34:43:11	02:34:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	should be
02:34:48:11	02:34:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve got a plus zero to this
02:34:49:20	02:34:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	school of magus where most of the history is contained.
02:34:53:22	02:34:57:11	Dave [Xeros]	My history’s better than yours? What is yours, Basil?
02:34:54:20	02:35:04:20	Brin [Basil]	wait what hold on I am plus two I have a dark
02:34:58:28	02:35:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna die.
02:35:01:18	02:35:03:22	Chris [GM]	Wow! Wow. Basil, a learned
02:35:02:01	02:35:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, you can help me, Basil.
02:35:04:20	02:35:09:20	Brin [Basil]	okay so to help you
02:35:05:11	02:35:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’re well-traveled
02:35:08:15	02:35:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a just yep roll the d20 what’d you get well that’s cool because i got 19.
02:35:19:22	02:35:25:03	Chris [GM]	So Eros, you remember from some history lessons when you were attending the
02:35:20:04	02:35:27:05	Dave [Xeros]	look at me i remember yeah when i was auditing the school
02:35:26:25	02:35:37:19	Chris [GM]	Some of the things that interested you were chronomancy and you remembered that it was banned from the world Zen
02:35:39:14	02:35:42:16	Chris [GM]	who’s considered to be the one who caused the apocalypse
02:35:45:01	02:35:56:10	Chris [GM]	used chronomancy, it’s suspected that he was using chronomancie to create the catalyst called The Apocalypse. And so the world banned the use of chronomancies
02:35:56:10	02:36:08:01	Chris [GM]	completely and embraced it from history basically so it wouldn’t be discovered. So the fact that TBD found a book a spellbook of chronomansies containing several spells
02:36:08:01	02:36:12:06	Chris [GM]	of chronomoncy is a pretty big, big deal
02:36:15:16	02:36:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	number one we can go back in time whenever we want Number two, we can change history.
02:36:22:01	02:36:25:03	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if the spells allow that much power.
02:36:25:29	02:36:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	This is Eros dreaming of what he can do.
02:36:26:13	02:36:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think you’re missing
02:36:27:27	02:36:31:29	Chris [GM]	Eros is dreaming, yeah. I’m glad that Eros isn’t the host of this dream.
02:36:28:04	02:36:29:27	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
02:36:29:11	02:36:30:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the point
02:36:29:27	02:36:40:10	Brin [Basil]	oh buddy
02:36:31:21	02:36:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	I can go back in time and convince my family not to hate me?
02:36:40:10	02:36:51:20	Brin [Basil]	it’s alright sit there I’m like giving you
02:36:42:22	02:36:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, did I say that? I thought it was like a rolling dialogue in my head.
02:36:46:24	02:36:51:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah So you guys after discovering this TV scroll
02:36:51:20	02:36:53:08	Brin [Basil]	really awkward love tap
02:36:55:12	02:36:56:09	Chris [GM]	scrolls
02:36:57:18	02:37:01:11	Chris [GM]	You were on your way to Olympian Biscuits Fix-It Shop
02:37:03:09	02:37:05:12	Chris [GM]	And we’ll just pick up from there
02:37:08:04	02:37:12:09	Chris [GM]	Now, fast before I pass the paddle. You guys are…
02:37:09:27	02:37:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Tooth has been stuck in the wall
02:37:13:20	02:37:15:04	Chris [GM]	Is it stuck in the wall? Yeah, sure.
02:37:14:22	02:37:25:25	Brin [Basil]	eternally this cannot be removed I don’t have magic but I’m doing it. It has been embedded oh
02:37:20:19	02:37:21:15	Chris [GM]	It’s holding on.
02:37:21:13	02:37:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	she’s just going to collect
02:37:24:12	02:37:26:06	Chris [GM]	Well, if you drop the Wall of Force,
02:37:27:10	02:37:29:07	Chris [GM]	she’s going to try and probably bolt again.
02:37:30:14	02:37:36:05	Brin [Basil]	I have, I have my fist down while the force isn’t going anywhere.
02:37:36:04	02:37:47:09	Chris [GM]	So Nortle is hobbling over Falclaw. You’ve got your arm around him. Basil and Aros, you are coming upon the hooded figure trapped in this dome that you have created.
02:37:46:01	02:37:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	she got basil domed
02:37:48:04	02:37:50:07	Chris [GM]	The hooded figure stands up
02:37:53:24	02:37:55:14	Chris [GM]	slowly, gracefully,
02:37:56:29	02:37:59:29	Chris [GM]	kind of feels her mouth and says…
02:38:02:11	02:38:08:08	Chris [GM]	Pulls her hood back and reveals who she is. It is none other than LaDonna.
02:38:05:22	02:38:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s
02:38:09:20	02:38:11:28	Brin [Basil]	That bitch…
02:38:10:12	02:38:15:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no lower the dome take it down
02:38:16:03	02:38:19:01	Brin [Basil]	No way in hell am i letting this down!
02:38:18:13	02:38:19:20	Chris [GM]	we’ll end here tonight
02:38:20:10	02:38:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she’s mine
02:38:24:23	02:38:25:20	Chris [GM]	well done guys
02:38:27:16	02:38:29:05	Chris [GM]	I’m going to hit stop on this real quick
02:38:29:19	02:38:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	Good.

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