Lil in Justice

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 2983 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:14	00:00:09:07	Chris [GM]	I’m hitting record. We are now recording. Welcome everyone! What color are you?
00:00:06:00	00:00:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	The cameras are recording independently though, right?
00:00:09:07	00:00:16:10	Chris [GM]	Yellow? Is it just the level thing that comes
00:00:09:17	00:00:19:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they are. I’m yellow. Yep yeah so
00:00:19:07	00:00:22:00	Dave [Xeros]	just you click on my one and then can dial use the
00:00:27:03	00:00:31:29	Chris [GM]	that’s your voice volume. Where is…
00:00:37:14	00:00:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me a little bit more about Animal People School. How we met?
00:00:41:27	00:00:52:09	Steve [Nortle]	were like in that document I sent out at the beginning. That was one of how our characters intersected.
00:00:52:22	00:00:53:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh -huh.
00:00:53:14	00:00:58:24	Steve [Nortle]	um i think i probably was at university for like an athletic scholarship kind of a thing
00:00:53:22	00:00:54:19	Chris [GM]	Awesome okay.
00:00:58:24	00:01:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	but so it would have been probably like basic i mean at the time when we were joking about it
00:01:05:29	00:01:11:26	Steve [Nortle]	it was like we go to animal university and then later kind of morphed into like our byu clone
00:01:13:11	00:01:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	so it probably would be like what is it american heritage that like everybody has to take yeah so like Idiot’s Heritage and yeah it’s a general
00:01:20:02	00:01:23:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s really yeah uh huh. It’s general.
00:01:24:21	00:01:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	and we probably were in like an auditorium and like
00:01:29:02	00:01:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	probably bumped into you one or two times or something
00:01:31:17	00:01:33:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right so we just kind of recognize each other
00:01:32:18	00:01:34:16	Chris [GM]	You could pull it up on the iPad, couldn’t you?
00:01:34:19	00:01:40:22	Steve [Nortle]	I liked you maybe you said something in class that really inspired me I don’t know
00:01:39:04	00:01:40:20	Chris [GM]	Is it on D&D Beyond?
00:01:42:14	00:01:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	that and then I was like he’s cool
00:01:48:16	00:01:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay good
00:01:50:13	00:01:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to think if it actually works on my iPad. I could give you my laptop, do you want to do that?
00:01:55:18	00:02:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	when I was listening to our old old ones um when you converted the
00:01:56:14	00:02:00:08	Chris [GM]	You can’t just sign onto Safari under her username or whatever?
00:02:00:20	00:02:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, on my laptop?
00:02:02:19	00:02:09:20	Steve [Nortle]	amla you rolled in i said you remember from your false religions of the world class
00:02:04:04	00:02:05:18	Chris [GM]	Any tablet or Surface.
00:02:07:23	00:02:11:09	Brin [Basil]	my Kindle I just don’t think it can handle D &D Beyond yeah
00:02:10:26	00:02:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:02:12:20	00:02:17:00	Steve [Nortle]	this information about that so apparently you’ve been in that
00:02:12:23	00:02:18:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe that’s where we met
00:02:16:07	00:02:19:23	Brin [Basil]	I mean, I can look on like Amazon and stuff but I don’t think we can handle it.
00:02:18:26	00:02:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:02:21:06	00:02:23:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re taking it for very different reasons probably
00:02:23:18	00:02:25:21	Brin [Basil]	Like, I don’ know maybe let me…
00:02:27:03	00:02:29:04	Brin [Basil]	But I would be amazed if you’d handle it
00:02:41:24	00:02:42:17	Chris [GM]	record level
00:02:43:19	00:02:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	Output doesn’t know, that’s just going specifically to everyone’s headphones. And then 730…
00:02:43:28	00:02:52:29	Chris [GM]	we were here 740
00:02:55:14	00:02:57:29	Brin [Basil]	7.53 And then I talk to Sarah for 13
00:02:57:22	00:02:58:29	Chris [GM]	that’s what it was
00:03:00:18	00:03:03:06	Brin [Basil]	It’s not my fault She intercepted me in the hallway
00:03:04:22	00:03:07:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she pinned you down she’s really strong she’s really strong
00:03:05:07	00:03:12:29	Brin [Basil]	I tried to sneak faster, and Phoebe was like, whoop, bark, bark.
00:03:16:24	00:03:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how you are about wolf wolves
00:03:21:15	00:03:31:19	Brin [Basil]	Maybe help me.
00:03:22:18	00:03:24:14	Chris [GM]	are we
00:03:26:16	00:03:31:17	Chris [GM]	ok yeah so what you said is accurate great recap
00:03:33:05	00:03:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	I miss something that we need to remember
00:03:38:23	00:03:41:00	Chris [GM]	to remember if you did I don’t think so.
00:03:45:14	00:03:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	just reading the last couple of bullet points on my notes.
00:03:50:20	00:03:57:11	Dave [Xeros]	Words are like bullets in this campaign
00:03:51:06	00:03:56:28	Chris [GM]	was a good recap. So the last time we played was a little over a month ago this campaign
00:04:13:04	00:04:18:21	Chris [GM]	Ready? Do a quick intro
00:04:18:29	00:04:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	Did you ever see Whose Line Is It Anyway? They had one song they had one game called Sound Effects
00:04:25:02	00:04:26:17	Chris [GM]	Sound good
00:04:25:21	00:04:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	and that was one of my favorite ones to watch it’s just
00:04:30:26	00:04:34:01	Steve [Nortle]	so that’s where I get this from I’m channeling my
00:04:33:20	00:04:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just make sound effects for chris the whole time
00:04:34:03	00:04:35:13	Brin [Basil]	I can’t remember Dave.
00:04:37:03	00:04:38:12	Steve [Nortle]	he touches his computer
00:04:38:19	00:04:39:18	Brin [Basil]	Tried three of them.
00:04:39:28	00:04:41:05	Steve [Nortle]	he touches it once
00:04:41:13	00:04:43:18	Brin [Basil]	Do you know how often I log in for that?
00:04:44:20	00:04:47:25	Brin [Basil]	Like, I can not remember if it’s Twitch or Google even.
00:04:49:22	00:04:53:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could also narrate his thoughts depending on His expression.
00:04:53:24	00:04:55:03	Steve [Nortle]	Chris is thinking about
00:04:56:13	00:05:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	Last time he tried that off, it hadn’t been very flattering.
00:05:02:21	00:05:07:09	Steve [Nortle]	Upon recollection, he decided that it was probably better that he just kept his pants where they were.
00:05:10:08	00:05:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very Arrested Development now. He didn’t!
00:05:14:20	00:05:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know.
00:05:19:13	00:05:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	The doctor is like… I’m sorry but He looks like he’s dead
00:05:27:02	00:05:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, just to clarify He IS dead or HE LOOKS LIKE Oh, he looks like He’s all blue I mean, he’ll be just fine But he looks likes
00:05:37:04	00:05:45:28	Steve [Nortle]	Tobias Fugger The last…
00:05:38:21	00:05:46:03	Dave [Xeros]	i i blew myself oh tobias you blow hard
00:05:44:03	00:05:47:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So that’s what it said to you.
00:05:49:14	00:05:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	What was the last thing he said to you?
00:05:51:11	00:05:58:14	Brin [Basil]	there’s hundreds of us dozens that was it doesn’t dang it
00:06:03:19	00:06:04:10	Chris [GM]	Even better.
00:06:07:19	00:06:14:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t remember we wanted to go see the traveling herbalist uh because of the
00:06:09:22	00:06:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	he traveling around the battle of bands or
00:06:16:19	00:06:18:06	Chris [GM]	Who? The herbalist?
00:06:20:13	00:06:23:08	Steve [Nortle]	Does he have a permanent spot in the fairgrounds, or is he
00:06:22:18	00:06:28:29	Chris [GM]	That’s a great question. The designated stall position is number four.
00:06:24:25	00:06:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	migratory?
00:06:33:29	00:06:41:26	Brin [Basil]	yeah I just don’t want it to block cameras that’s
00:06:34:23	00:06:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	you can have your dice and stuff
00:06:36:03	00:06:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	that way i even like prep this little thing so you could put your ipad in jesse
00:06:41:26	00:06:46:27	Brin [Basil]	what happens when you get married
00:06:48:26	00:06:50:04	Brin [Basil]	sorry did i say that out loud
00:06:52:28	00:06:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	remember that
00:06:53:14	00:07:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you I heard firetruck it edits everything all day
00:06:56:23	00:07:01:02	Brin [Basil]	that’s what I said they I’m married to a fireman
00:06:58:11	00:07:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have permanent vid angel running through your headphones?
00:07:00:29	00:07:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:07:01:08	00:07:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:07:04:21	00:07:07:07	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what IDIUS does for you.
00:07:07:01	00:07:07:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:07:08:26	00:07:10:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	welcome
00:07:10:22	00:07:12:18	Chris [GM]	Welcome, guys! Welcome back.
00:07:13:21	00:07:16:06	Chris [GM]	I don’t even remember what episode we’re on.
00:07:14:11	00:07:17:28	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s session five
00:07:16:06	00:07:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	Number five, chapter two,
00:07:18:05	00:07:20:04	Chris [GM]	Is this session 5? Chapter 2, Session 5.
00:07:21:26	00:07:29:08	Chris [GM]	Chapter 2 is all about the Battle of the Bands. We find our party midday at the fairgrounds
00:07:29:08	00:07:34:18	Chris [GM]	at the preternatural city of Magus.
00:07:35:14	00:07:37:09	Dave [Xeros]	Is it pre-denatural?
00:07:35:24	00:07:36:15	Chris [GM]	Magus?
00:07:37:19	00:07:40:25	Chris [GM]	Preternatral. Preeternatural? How do you say that word?
00:07:43:08	00:07:54:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m actually a little disappointed because it’s not alliterative. Like, I thought that was what I did, but apparently not making like the alliteration through everything.
00:07:53:24	00:07:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	alliteration The, like, Magnificent something of Magus.
00:07:58:22	00:07:59:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:08:04:06	00:08:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	Magnificent, magnificent metropolis of Magus.
00:08:07:05	00:08:16:28	Chris [GM]	Magnificent Metropolis of Magas presents Battle of the Bands, where you all find yourselves. Now just a quick reminder, last we left,
00:08:08:01	00:08:19:15	Dave [Xeros]	Metropolis of Magos presents Battle of the Bands for
00:08:16:28	00:08:24:11	Chris [GM]	you guys had met wolfgang and for the second time well his first time your second time
00:08:19:15	00:08:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	the second time.
00:08:24:25	00:08:32:08	Chris [GM]	dream loops and all yeah and you
00:08:26:22	00:08:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	Hijinks. Hijinks has been correct.
00:08:27:15	00:08:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hijinks. Shenanigans.
00:08:32:08	00:08:37:26	Chris [GM]	also received another tvd scroll with another
00:08:41:26	00:08:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	The letter I as it turned out
00:08:45:08	00:08:50:08	Chris [GM]	we’re gonna pick up pretty much right where you left
00:08:45:11	00:08:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	It looked like a letter I.
00:08:50:08	00:08:58:07	Chris [GM]	off you guys are standing in the middle of the arena and you were just you’ve just finished
00:08:58:07	00:09:05:10	Chris [GM]	talking to ring a shard is that how good it is okay side note i’m gonna edit this out don’t
00:09:05:10	00:09:16:29	Chris [GM]	you hate it how volume controls are like the very little bit of like the first 10 percent of it is like the full volume control of what you’re dealing with and then the rest
00:09:20:08	00:09:20:23	Brin [Basil]	13
00:09:21:02	00:09:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	I hate how it’s, like… You can’t decrease anything by one these days. Like, I feel like Old Man Shouts at Sky but, like, back in my day you could actually turn the volume down by one notch.
00:09:31:03	00:09:37:24	Chris [GM]	a sense anyways okay back to it so you you find yourself standing in the middle of the
00:09:36:08	00:09:38:09	Steve [Nortle]	That part will be Patreon-exclusive.
00:09:38:00	00:09:49:13	Chris [GM]	yeah the children uh mud wrestling ring you just finished talking to ringa shard who we saved. Wolfgang has
00:09:39:25	00:09:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	Thanks for that. My wrestling ring? Yep.
00:09:45:13	00:09:46:05	Dave [Xeros]	Who we saved?
00:09:49:13	00:09:58:06	Chris [GM]	started leaving and please actually tell everyone what’s your passive perception? 13
00:09:59:21	00:10:00:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eleven!
00:10:01:11	00:10:01:27	Steve [Nortle]	Fifteen!
00:10:04:29	00:10:06:04	Chris [GM]	Down
00:10:07:25	00:10:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	Where’s my passive position? Passive 13.
00:10:08:27	00:10:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I forgot how… I rolled so well for this guy.
00:10:10:09	00:10:10:29	Brin [Basil]	it’s
00:10:11:26	00:10:12:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m the lowest?
00:10:14:25	00:10:16:00	Dave [Xeros]	Way better than
00:10:17:10	00:10:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	The beef. Beefed the tieflinger.
00:10:19:19	00:10:20:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
00:10:20:22	00:10:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. My lowest is a fourteen. My highest at beef was 12.
00:10:26:10	00:10:34:21	Chris [GM]	So Nortle, you as Eros is finishing up talking to Ringishard
00:10:34:24	00:10:46:14	Chris [GM]	you noticed Wolfgang take a look at that dreamcatcher that he has around his neck. And instead of heading off towards the main stage where he said it was headed,
00:10:46:25	00:10:52:16	Chris [GM]	you see him start to make a different path and he looks a little distressed.
00:10:52:07	00:10:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	and the song Dreamweaver starts playing in the background.
00:10:56:19	00:11:00:11	Chris [GM]	Oh-ho! Dream with her…
00:10:59:23	00:11:03:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He, like, sparkles. There’s one of those filters around him?
00:11:00:29	00:11:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:11:01:08	00:11:03:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:11:01:14	00:11:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep. He is a beautiful specimen of an Asimere man though
00:11:04:20	00:11:10:12	Chris [GM]	But I can live in the night
00:11:07:18	00:11:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah.
00:11:08:26	00:11:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	and Eros falls in love with him for about two seconds but then realizes he’s a man, not
00:11:12:03	00:11:14:26	Brin [Basil]	to the
00:11:13:04	00:11:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:11:14:26	00:11:29:15	Brin [Basil]	To the
00:11:16:25	00:11:18:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:20:08	00:11:20:26	Chris [GM]	Anyways…
00:11:23:07	00:11:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	which direction is the main stage again?
00:11:27:02	00:11:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	don’t know, you guys have been on a lot of drugs so do you even know? Did you just check the wind to find out where the stage is? It’s right there! It’s the giant black tent!
00:11:29:15	00:11:29:26	Brin [Basil]	east
00:11:30:19	00:11:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay
00:11:34:16	00:11:35:08	Brin [Basil]	What?
00:11:38:22	00:11:40:13	Brin [Basil]	Does anyone have it Never mind
00:11:39:22	00:11:47:22	Steve [Nortle]	I now see the tent I was simply distracted
00:11:41:07	00:11:43:07	Chris [GM]	You can barely clearly see the tent.
00:11:46:19	00:11:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	They noticed!
00:11:47:22	00:11:49:05	Chris [GM]	They noticed that.
00:11:49:07	00:11:56:04	Steve [Nortle]	I was just curious because it felt odd that Wolfgang said he would go to the stage and then he didn’t.
00:11:59:04	00:12:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	these men high class and authority that look as sexy as ace-man look they probably have a lot places to go and a lot people to bang
00:12:08:12	00:12:10:15	Brin [Basil]	I’ve found that they don’t.
00:12:08:14	00:12:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	I really understand what that must be like.
00:12:11:26	00:12:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um can i
00:12:13:23	00:12:21:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:14:02	00:12:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:12:14:02	00:12:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:12:18:26	00:12:21:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:12:19:28	00:12:24:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know it’s so perfectly placed
00:12:24:19	00:12:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:25:04	00:12:29:08	Chris [GM]	Golly, we better have a really niche audience. That’s all I’ve got to say.
00:12:29:29	00:12:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	They’re like, oh my gosh, I got that joke!
00:12:32:09	00:12:33:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:33:20	00:12:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	There are dozens of them!
00:12:34:26	00:12:36:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:35:19	00:12:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	Dozens of them!
00:12:37:15	00:12:50:08	Brin [Basil]	No, hundreds is fantastic
00:12:37:20	00:12:47:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey uh can i can i follow wolfgang silently
00:12:43:24	00:12:44:28	Chris [GM]	You sure can.
00:12:44:20	00:12:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	By air?
00:12:46:27	00:12:47:25	Chris [GM]	I like it.
00:12:47:01	00:12:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um
00:12:48:01	00:12:48:27	Steve [Nortle]	Reconnaissance, Jerome.
00:12:48:25	00:12:56:10	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you give me tell everyone what you’re going to do and explain your actions and then we’ll roll to see if you are successful?
00:12:50:08	00:13:01:01	Brin [Basil]	stuff where I need a quill.
00:12:55:20	00:12:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	Explain yourself, Falclaw. Explain yourself as you fly away.
00:12:59:08	00:13:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so while i’m kind of wondering why no one else can see the tent and he’s clearly not headed there uh i i’m a little suspicious of
00:13:07:19	00:13:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh guys, is that LaDonna?
00:13:10:22	00:13:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	him and so when he like turns the corner as soon as he’s kind of like turned his back um I’m just
00:13:18:29	00:13:27:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna I’m gonna do uh one of those like I’m going to hover I’m like hover slightly behind him for
00:13:27:02	00:13:27:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:13:27:03	00:13:29:08	Dave [Xeros]	Just as silently as a New Jersey drone.
00:13:27:13	00:13:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a little ways yeah uh-huh yeah just kind of
00:13:31:01	00:13:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:13:34:05	00:13:34:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:13:38:20	00:13:39:29	Chris [GM]	You’re really good at this.
00:13:40:08	00:13:42:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no I’m silent and
00:13:42:17	00:13:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:13:43:28	00:13:55:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just kinda I’m not gonna go high don’t necessarily want to go up high I feel like he could turn around and see me floating overhead so I’m going to try stay low but I’m
00:13:55:15	00:14:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to weave in and out of like you know other tents and people and objects just kind of like follow this path a little more secret
00:14:04:14	00:14:10:26	Chris [GM]	Does anyone want a kind of assist him on this just in case maybe like
00:14:07:28	00:14:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t fly yet. do you want me to like take a hit of weed and then I can oh no, no,no,no this is what I know exactly what I’m going to do
00:14:17:05	00:14:19:19	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:14:19:13	00:14:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:14:21:10	00:14:24:09	Dave [Xeros]	Eros is going to
00:14:24:16	00:14:25:03	Chris [GM]	I’m a little scared.
00:14:27:11	00:14:30:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can just pray for me it’s okay you don’t have to cast anything
00:14:31:04	00:14:34:27	Dave [Xeros]	he’s gonna cast the using the crystal ball of telepathy
00:14:35:27	00:14:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	he’s going to cast
00:14:38:28	00:14:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	damn spell cold guys
00:14:40:25	00:14:48:11	Chris [GM]	By the way you should not have had a long rest or anything You should still have your health and stats And everything from previous
00:14:49:20	00:14:53:19	Steve [Nortle]	but most of our fighting was done as children not as our character, so.
00:14:53:08	00:14:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	He’s going to cast, yeah.
00:14:57:05	00:15:03:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh that’s right, I don’t think No your shield basically kept us safe
00:15:03:16	00:15:04:24	Chris [GM]	yeah that was a good move
00:15:04:23	00:15:06:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to catch Scrying on him
00:15:06:08	00:15:16:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i might have got hurt can you communicate with me or do you just see what i see
00:15:08:03	00:15:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	on Falclaw so I can see everything that’s going on around him.
00:15:11:01	00:15:13:02	Chris [GM]	okay, so he’s got to be his backseat
00:15:16:20	00:15:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	I think I see what you see. You can see and hear a particular creature you choose that is one on the same plane of existence. The target must make a wisdom saving throw but you can also just permit me to do it.
00:15:17:04	00:15:18:22	Chris [GM]	I think you can just see what he sees
00:15:23:01	00:15:27:03	Steve [Nortle]	standing in the dark?
00:15:28:24	00:15:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just let it be.
00:15:31:11	00:15:35:29	Brin [Basil]	Just let him in, just let them into your mind you might convert them easier.
00:15:32:14	00:15:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Just let me in.
00:15:39:05	00:15:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what do we have to lose at this point
00:15:39:10	00:15:45:01	Dave [Xeros]	and if a target knows your casting spell it can fail to save and throw voluntarily if it wants to be observed
00:15:47:04	00:15:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	listen I swear I won’t do this when you’re next to your posters I will only do it now to keep you safe
00:15:53:15	00:15:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s only one poster I don’t why there’s an s and I don’T know why this even keeps coming up
00:15:53:15	00:15:54:00	Steve [Nortle]	give
00:15:58:13	00:15:59:29	Brin [Basil]	You have hands!
00:15:58:19	00:15:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	You have hands
00:16:03:05	00:16:14:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah and you know I don’t have hold on one sec we gotta clarify
00:16:04:23	00:16:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, wait can you give us a quick description of what the mental projection of Eros is that comes into your mind
00:16:07:05	00:16:32:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, impossible.
00:16:11:16	00:16:12:11	Chris [GM]	14-year-old
00:16:14:29	00:16:24:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	something here I don’ t have my character yet but Falcloth conveniently has a chest to be built
00:16:24:09	00:16:26:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:16:25:08	00:16:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:16:26:09	00:16:31:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	under his clothing making whatever it is absolutely impossible
00:16:32:17	00:16:34:01	Chris [GM]	Yet so much more intriguing.
00:16:33:09	00:16:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	you seen the movie
00:16:33:15	00:16:36:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cannot happen no no
00:16:36:08	00:16:36:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hey
00:16:36:15	00:16:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	50 Days and 30 It’s about the one where he’s, like, sworn off that sort of activity for Lint. And he’s able to do it with just a feather.
00:16:42:17	00:16:44:23	Brin [Basil]	and he’s able to do
00:16:46:23	00:16:47:21	Dave [Xeros]	Just a feather!
00:16:49:01	00:16:51:00	Dave [Xeros]	So… FYI? Yep.
00:16:49:16	00:16:53:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Falco hasn’t seen this okay you’re in my mind what is happening
00:16:53:28	00:16:56:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s roll for the stealth and he can assist you.
00:16:56:23	00:17:04:02	Dave [Xeros]	So I’ll assist you. And I am live-streaming all of the events straight back to everyone that can hear me in the vicinity.
00:17:09:00	00:17:10:22	Dave [Xeros]	Vowclaw is ducking and weaving.
00:17:09:28	00:17:11:08	Chris [GM]	He is a natural
00:17:12:14	00:17:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, Vowclaw. i saw that i saw you just he just weightlessly
00:17:14:17	00:17:25:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was a hiding spot she had one of those big dresses and I kind of yeah
00:17:19:00	00:17:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	is she taking aim
00:17:26:28	00:17:32:14	Chris [GM]	You stealthily, weightlessly, effortlessly
00:17:33:23	00:17:39:29	Chris [GM]	fly between tents and tiendas in all those sorts of places.
00:17:42:22	00:17:54:13	Chris [GM]	You start to tail Wolfgang He is not suspicious at all. He doesn’t feel like any presence is following him, and you watch him as he starts to head in a direction
00:17:54:13	00:18:05:09	Chris [GM]	you guys have never seen before. It’s not on the map. It’s no place that was available for you, but he’s heading into the surrounding woods that surround the fairgrounds
00:18:05:09	00:18:07:06	Chris [GM]	known as The Dark Woods.
00:18:10:14	00:18:16:07	Chris [GM]	Anyways, he heads in that direction and you see him sort of disappear behind the tree line
00:18:18:10	00:18:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I make any other investigation check like if there’s anybody else around or following him
00:18:23:22	00:18:25:19	Chris [GM]	see anybody else around. He seems to be alone.
00:18:30:16	00:18:32:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	probably not going to go into the woods by myself
00:18:34:11	00:18:34:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but
00:18:36:04	00:18:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	want us to come to you doclaw i’m i’m yeah i’m
00:18:38:29	00:18:40:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought you were going to communicate are we communicating
00:18:41:22	00:18:43:08	Chris [GM]	do sign language in front of your eyes.
00:18:47:20	00:18:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:47:26	00:18:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just flipping off in different ways
00:18:48:18	00:18:49:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll hold up the book
00:18:52:14	00:18:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:56:04	00:18:58:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Careful. Careful. Careful.
00:19:00:20	00:19:11:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, yeah, I’m not going to follow him into the woods, the dark woods by myself, but we should probably investigate that later. So I’m going to head back towards my friends.
00:19:05:23	00:19:06:17	Chris [GM]	The Darkwoods.
00:19:12:20	00:19:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But since I know that Eros can still see what I’m seeing, I’m just pulling out my scriptures.
00:19:18:03	00:19:19:15	Dave [Xeros]	And holding them.
00:19:19:09	00:19:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep, and I’m like, I don’t know if you want me to do it. And I’m walking back.
00:19:19:16	00:19:21:03	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:19:21:01	00:19:28:23	Dave [Xeros]	He’s making me read the scriptures as he flies back because he has hands and wings.
00:19:24:21	00:19:25:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm.
00:19:29:11	00:19:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	that’s news to me
00:19:30:20	00:19:39:14	Brin [Basil]	hands is there like a pouch you can tucks him in
00:19:33:13	00:19:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	He just has them underneath his wings most of the time.
00:19:40:20	00:19:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	people tucking their body parts into there, that seems unnatural
00:19:45:08	00:19:48:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	robes that hide a lot of my figures
00:19:49:08	00:19:51:13	Chris [GM]	Gorgeous. Fluffy figure.
00:19:49:27	00:20:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	you’re like kids the robes are always you’re always walking around with your arms full we just thought that you had a very strange bust
00:19:58:25	00:20:04:18	Brin [Basil]	He always keeps a prayer in his heart, I’ll take.
00:20:02:26	00:20:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:04:17	00:20:10:04	Chris [GM]	Have we talked about what it looks like when you get wet? Are you just, like, this very skinny pole?
00:20:07:14	00:20:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is happening
00:20:11:21	00:20:14:03	Dave [Xeros]	looks like archimedes from the sword and the stone
00:20:12:28	00:20:13:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:20:14:02	00:20:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:17:18	00:20:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no we haven’t I can’t believe
00:20:19:14	00:20:38:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we haven’t brought that up yet i can’t believe it yeah um
00:20:19:28	00:20:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	i know yeah well we’re gonna have to forward a river at some point and with a broken wing hey hey no mud wrestling pit there you they’re gonna make
00:20:20:14	00:20:21:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:21:16	00:20:22:17	Chris [GM]	It’s about time.
00:20:24:18	00:20:26:18	Brin [Basil]	We were thinking about going swimming
00:20:31:23	00:20:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	it a hot tub
00:20:34:25	00:20:40:10	Chris [GM]	So, uh… You guys all regroup. You’re back at the Trolldreth Mud Wrestling Arena.
00:20:41:22	00:20:46:15	Chris [GM]	And, uh, Falklyde, do you want to explain everything you saw even though Arrow is pretty much dictated to everyone?
00:20:51:11	00:21:02:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure you got one version of the story but i basically just followed i followed wolfgang very stealthily and i hid in some places
00:20:53:03	00:20:54:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:58:28	00:20:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	with this woman’s dress
00:21:02:19	00:21:13:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that are a little unconventional but it was for a good cause very effective uh and wolfgang hidden into the dark forest woods Dark Woods by
00:21:13:10	00:21:14:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	himself kind of disappeared
00:21:17:23	00:21:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll never have to worry about him again
00:21:20:28	00:21:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	in the dark woods before it can be if you want it to be okay I guess that’s where we’re
00:21:22:24	00:21:23:07	Steve [Nortle]	a metaphor
00:21:29:07	00:21:30:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re going to have to ask
00:21:31:16	00:21:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t look at me for the metaphor you’re gonna have to asked
00:21:37:16	00:21:49:07	Chris [GM]	will be an option for you guys. You can choose to tail him. You can chose to go on and visit the other venues. It is now 1 o’clock, and you guys just finished the noon hour
00:21:49:07	00:21:55:02	Chris [GM]	at the Children’s Mud Russell Arena having a blast there. You probably are pretty hungry.
00:21:57:23	00:22:04:26	Chris [GM]	So you have a lot of options available to you, and it’s entirely, well, for showers too. I mean, you can get creative, sure.
00:22:00:00	00:22:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	for showers or food okay do
00:22:04:17	00:22:06:25	Brin [Basil]	I’ll see you guys later, I’m going to go to the dark woods.
00:22:10:10	00:22:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I wouldn’t recommend going there alone but we can all go there at some point we probably should
00:22:13:20	00:22:18:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh okay, yeah is there bathrooms anywhere?
00:22:15:04	00:22:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	take a shower first already wanna yeah
00:22:18:25	00:22:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	there’s the port-a-potties that we
00:22:21:24	00:22:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	I seem to recall you devastated at one point in…
00:22:22:11	00:22:32:02	Brin [Basil]	there’s a lot they’re not demonized anymore right okay I’ll be back in a
00:22:22:14	00:22:25:23	Chris [GM]	down by the
00:22:27:29	00:22:29:25	Chris [GM]	Thirsty Maiden are where
00:22:32:02	00:22:42:17	Brin [Basil]	minute wait what no well it do you need a drink
00:22:32:10	00:22:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we’re heading there with you.
00:22:34:13	00:22:38:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we’ll follow you. We stick together. I mean, we’re not going…
00:22:38:10	00:22:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	Are you actually going to the Thirst of Mating?
00:22:43:03	00:22:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	I always need that thing. Speaking of which, can someone roll a D8?
00:22:44:02	00:22:48:01	Brin [Basil]	speaking of this, can someone roll a beat? Eight.
00:22:44:13	00:22:46:10	Chris [GM]	do have a large selection there
00:22:47:20	00:22:51:01	Chris [GM]	Oh here it goes half day refresher
00:22:51:10	00:22:53:03	Brin [Basil]	No? Nuh-uh.
00:22:51:14	00:22:53:21	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t have a D8, that’s the one thing I don’ t have.
00:22:52:08	00:22:54:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Here you go. Does this fit?
00:22:56:22	00:22:57:24	Steve [Nortle]	It looks like a 5.
00:22:57:16	00:22:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can we get a zoom in?
00:23:01:11	00:23:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	Well, that’s just the wrong thing. What is it? Is it a 5?
00:23:03:18	00:23:09:05	Chris [GM]	like just a free roaming camera that we can pick up and show stuff. That would be fun for one of the feeds
00:23:03:21	00:23:05:02	Brin [Basil]	What is it for the five?
00:23:07:02	00:23:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I…
00:23:09:05	00:23:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, dude, totally did that. I wanted to get one of those Insta360s that you can sit in the middle. 3-3, all right. That was the Sangria Rosé.
00:23:13:00	00:23:13:29	Chris [GM]	that’d be cool
00:23:14:20	00:23:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We got
00:23:19:29	00:23:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	i’m not gonna go blind it’s fine yeah five is going blind I’m not going to go blind
00:23:23:14	00:23:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	We got 8 hours before that happens.
00:23:28:17	00:23:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	uh I don’t have my obsidian notes it’s on that other left no fun
00:23:41:20	00:23:44:17	Chris [GM]	waiting, I’m going to have one of you roll me a d8
00:23:48:22	00:23:49:09	Chris [GM]	nope
00:23:50:12	00:23:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	nope that’s okay yeah nope that doesn’t work fine here we go four is
00:23:52:02	00:23:54:20	Chris [GM]	we already did three that was Jimmy Eccentric
00:23:56:22	00:24:03:00	Chris [GM]	yes okay on your way to wherever you guys are heading uh
00:24:03:00	00:24:12:21	Chris [GM]	You see a plume of smoke start rising above the food court where all the food tensor floating disc trucks are.
00:24:13:27	00:24:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	fucking on fire again I thought we – yeah, he’s in a jar and like we locked him in.
00:24:16:01	00:24:22:08	Chris [GM]	Very possible bacon is bitter responsible, I guess you guys saw. Actually right now bacon is in a jar.
00:24:25:20	00:24:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	We killed that sale, his sales. We sold out. He doesn’t have anything left.
00:24:30:18	00:24:42:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah yeah he did well he did very well there were other trucks there though anyways you see a plum with smoke start to rise above the food floating tensor disk truck area.
00:24:42:16	00:24:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	Nice. Nice. Nice.
00:24:46:07	00:24:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	It smells like hamburgers. It’s delicious.
00:24:49:07	00:24:54:08	Chris [GM]	smell quite good it’s smells like microwave popcorn with extra butter
00:24:54:21	00:25:01:26	Dave [Xeros]	It smells LIKE microwave popcorn with extra butter which tastes like chicken and also
00:25:02:24	00:25:07:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s i’m a little hungry too let’s go get some but not too much like no gluttony here
00:25:10:28	00:25:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to incur some wrath from her
00:25:14:00	00:25:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everybody can have one piece of poppy
00:25:16:06	00:25:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	Can I have extra butter?
00:25:19:20	00:25:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t like spicy things.
00:25:21:08	00:25:24:21	Dave [Xeros]	Or are we all just going to have to order our own kernel
00:25:21:27	00:25:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you don’t like salt
00:25:25:08	00:25:36:17	Chris [GM]	you guys head to the food tenser -floating disc trucks and as you get there, you see
00:25:27:16	00:25:28:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s go check out this one
00:25:36:17	00:25:44:23	Chris [GM]	one of the disc trucks has flipped over and is up in flames. And uh… You look under the table
00:25:39:02	00:26:04:02	Brin [Basil]	do they
00:25:44:23	00:25:53:12	Chris [GM]	and Basil, you recognize this person immediately with your love of hip-hop.
00:25:57:10	00:26:02:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my god.
00:25:57:25	00:25:58:27	Chris [GM]	Tupac
00:26:01:06	00:26:04:20	Dave [Xeros]	Tupac Shaker Oh okay
00:26:02:12	00:26:09:02	Chris [GM]	Tupack DuJour Is caught under a table
00:26:04:02	00:26:06:07	Brin [Basil]	oh Sam
00:26:12:22	00:26:15:26	Chris [GM]	and is about to be crushed by the crumbling structure.
00:26:16:17	00:26:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	Guys
00:26:19:14	00:26:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Not So Smalls is over there and he looks really mad and he’s walking toward Tupac de Muir
00:26:27:27	00:26:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	du jour it’s a little foreboding right now
00:26:32:11	00:26:40:18	Brin [Basil]	Someone help me lift this, can you use your shell and watch it under?
00:26:33:23	00:26:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	as he
00:26:39:29	00:26:42:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll slide underneath and it’s like a jack.
00:26:43:22	00:26:55:02	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, just take my arm And move it up and down I feel like that’s going to be a
00:26:43:24	00:26:44:05	Brin [Basil]	Okay!
00:26:45:04	00:26:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	while they’re doing this you want to read from the good book make sure that they’re inspired
00:26:45:13	00:26:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:26:46:11	00:26:54:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah sure uh and it
00:26:51:29	00:26:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m really hungry I’m going to get a hamburger
00:26:54:08	00:27:07:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	came to pass my
00:26:56:26	00:27:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	this is an athletics thing, right? Alright. 23
00:26:59:11	00:27:00:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah for sure.
00:27:02:04	00:27:08:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh its stuck so I think we’re good
00:27:03:23	00:27:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	help?
00:27:05:10	00:27:21:22	Steve [Nortle]	That looks
00:27:06:05	00:27:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	You’re not going to need the help.
00:27:07:28	00:27:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh oh
00:27:08:15	00:27:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	He beat you again.
00:27:09:22	00:27:16:28	Chris [GM]	Alright, here he has got Tupac duJour He sure is!
00:27:14:11	00:27:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	Is he a genasi?
00:27:17:10	00:27:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Nice!
00:27:18:21	00:27:29:08	Chris [GM]	i don’t remember what kind of genasi is hold on let me find him not a handsome man to you
00:27:19:28	00:27:26:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, so I’m a big fan of his music but to me…I don’t look at this picture.
00:27:21:22	00:27:22:07	Steve [Nortle]	air
00:27:29:23	00:27:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, does anyone want
00:27:31:17	00:27:35:01	Brin [Basil]	But great songs! That’s all that matters.
00:27:31:22	00:27:37:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	weren’t you already in love with uh jimmy or something was it jimi
00:27:38:21	00:27:41:08	Chris [GM]	yeah he’s an air genasi who sees no changes
00:27:43:06	00:27:45:26	Dave [Xeros]	How does an air genasi get stuck under a table with his air?
00:27:48:09	00:27:49:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:27:48:19	00:27:51:00	Chris [GM]	he’s stuck under the table it was the only thing that made him
00:27:52:02	00:27:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	enchanted
00:27:52:04	00:27:54:11	Brin [Basil]	There is nothing under here!
00:27:55:01	00:27:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	Why’d you do this? You lied to me
00:27:58:04	00:28:00:24	Chris [GM]	is that how genasis work i donna okay
00:27:58:19	00:28:06:24	Brin [Basil]	Where did he go?
00:27:59:26	00:28:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	They’re elementals.
00:28:01:05	00:28:02:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna
00:28:04:02	00:28:05:26	Chris [GM]	i thought he was more like an airbender
00:28:07:06	00:28:12:12	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just an elemental They’re made of fire and material
00:28:11:08	00:28:21:11	Steve [Nortle]	They are corporeal they have bodies and limits And maybe he was just enjoying some of that lettuce
00:28:14:13	00:28:17:25	Chris [GM]	okay okay all right so here’s some limits He’s stuck under a table.
00:28:16:08	00:28:17:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lettuce
00:28:21:11	00:28:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	that has been going around and so he’s not able to yeah he just isn’t as in control of like that air side of himself. Yeah it makes sense.
00:28:22:16	00:28:25:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s weighed him down.
00:28:23:29	00:28:24:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Lettuce?
00:28:30:09	00:28:31:03	Chris [GM]	I appreciate that.
00:28:31:18	00:28:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like Korra at the end of the first book where she loses all of her powers Yep
00:28:31:29	00:28:41:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah you said red so that’s how we knew.
00:28:36:16	00:28:37:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I haven’t read or seen it.
00:28:40:26	00:28:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have some experience with spiritual beings, and so I want to make sure he’s okay. I’m going to ask him kind of like –
00:28:40:27	00:28:41:26	Brin [Basil]	Spoiler alert?
00:28:42:18	00:28:44:06	Dave [Xeros]	There is no reading that
00:28:47:10	00:28:48:09	Brin [Basil]	Oh gosh.
00:28:52:25	00:29:01:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna go over – check his – Oh, is he not out? Oh, OK. Well, yeah, I’m in a – I’m going to pull him to safety.
00:28:52:29	00:29:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	Do you want to pull him out first? Like I lifted up so like I went under and I pushed pushed it up, right?
00:28:58:07	00:29:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	So he’s still under at the table
00:29:02:18	00:29:05:24	Brin [Basil]	Wait is he air or water?
00:29:05:27	00:29:08:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, he’s a spirit
00:29:06:20	00:29:08:10	Chris [GM]	He’s air. Yeah, I guess.
00:29:08:15	00:29:11:20	Brin [Basil]	I was going to grab him and he would just pass through me and give me a bath.
00:29:13:17	00:29:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	He comes out and he’s like just completely mud.
00:29:15:03	00:29:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	he can blow on you
00:29:17:08	00:29:18:20	Dave [Xeros]	and just blow it all off yeah
00:29:18:09	00:29:20:28	Brin [Basil]	OK get all the hair dryer?
00:29:22:14	00:29:22:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hair dryer.
00:29:24:25	00:29:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	have prestidigation or is that TBD
00:29:27:04	00:29:30:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s TBD. I don’t have…
00:29:31:02	00:29:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	you should take a you should you should take a feat that just gives you prestidigration so you can clean yourself
00:29:44:13	00:29:48:08	Chris [GM]	uh, yeah, he’s caught on this table, the heat’s getting hotter, the flames are getting bigger
00:29:49:15	00:29:50:27	Chris [GM]	you don’t have to get hot air
00:29:51:05	00:29:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	are on fire
00:29:52:03	00:29:58:14	Chris [GM]	the tensor disc fell over and was caught under the debris from it
00:29:54:20	00:29:57:06	Brin [Basil]	We very successfully pulled him out, didn’t we?
00:29:56:14	00:30:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	flipped so they lifted the table so can i pull him out to safety
00:29:58:26	00:29:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:30:01:21	00:30:03:18	Steve [Nortle]	a 23
00:30:02:02	00:30:03:02	Chris [GM]	oh that’s right
00:30:03:20	00:30:12:21	Brin [Basil]	I wedged. Yeah, I wedched him under the table and now he can… I literally just like, I did a spin and I kicked him. Then he went…
00:30:11:23	00:30:13:08	Steve [Nortle]	and then I just did push-up
00:30:15:02	00:30:18:14	Brin [Basil]	Yep. Nice work. Just like old times.
00:30:17:01	00:30:21:05	Chris [GM]	way to go guys and then what did you do
00:30:21:08	00:30:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna like pull him out to safety but i’m also not super familiar with this type of being i might mistake for some sort of holy
00:30:33:01	00:30:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah like a spiritual thing so i’m gonna make sure he’s okay and i’m like i’m going to ask him
00:30:40:07	00:30:49:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like, what happened? What is going on?
00:30:41:05	00:30:41:20	Steve [Nortle]	Tupac
00:30:41:14	00:30:44:15	Chris [GM]	Tupac DuJour it’s the suit of the day
00:30:45:28	00:30:46:28	Chris [GM]	the genasi of the day
00:30:49:12	00:30:54:07	Chris [GM]	guys I’m just I don’t What’s he talk like in real life? I don’t know.
00:30:55:05	00:30:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	out of Compton. I don’t know.
00:30:57:17	00:31:01:14	Chris [GM]	Do more research. He was West Coast, yeah.
00:30:57:20	00:31:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	Was he West Coast or East Coast? West Coast, yeah.
00:30:59:13	00:31:00:16	Steve [Nortle]	he was west
00:31:02:07	00:31:02:21	Brin [Basil]	Definitely muscles.
00:31:07:11	00:31:09:00	Chris [GM]	I just remember he had more of a lighter voice.
00:31:09:13	00:31:16:10	Steve [Nortle]	there it is
00:31:11:21	00:31:14:24	Chris [GM]	So he explains to you all uh
00:31:14:22	00:31:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:31:16:14	00:31:16:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No!
00:31:18:29	00:31:23:03	Chris [GM]	Uh he says he was just enjoying his lunch
00:31:24:19	00:31:36:11	Chris [GM]	chowing down on Bacon’s famous spicy soup and it was sold out so he got one of the last ones I’m just quite happy about that and no
00:31:27:21	00:31:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	Which we made.
00:31:33:06	00:31:35:07	Dave [Xeros]	Was there any hair in it for a chance?
00:31:36:11	00:31:38:10	Chris [GM]	it was quite good
00:31:37:29	00:31:42:05	Brin [Basil]	I was not putting a hammer on my body. Do you understand?
00:31:42:08	00:31:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you also weren’t helping a whole lot either.
00:31:45:15	00:31:46:18	Chris [GM]	the whole body
00:31:46:22	00:31:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	the mental image pretty great
00:31:47:05	00:31:47:23	Brin [Basil]	I did.
00:31:47:29	00:31:48:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:31:49:13	00:31:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not a hairnet. It’s just a net at that point.
00:31:49:26	00:31:54:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s not a hairdresser at that point. I’m just dangling.
00:31:54:29	00:31:56:01	Dave [Xeros]	No help whatsoever!
00:31:56:29	00:31:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:31:57:07	00:31:58:25	Steve [Nortle]	I hate this so much
00:31:58:16	00:31:59:23	Chris [GM]	anyways uh
00:32:01:02	00:32:08:19	Chris [GM]	and he’s like and the tensor district just exploded but they’re not meant to do that
00:32:08:13	00:32:09:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they’re magical.
00:32:10:10	00:32:12:05	Chris [GM]	Clearly, Sabotage could have been involved.
00:32:14:20	00:32:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 3x3 with cheese. I didn’t know if anyone else wanted anything
00:32:18:28	00:32:21:25	Steve [Nortle]	wait did you go make an order while we were saving his life
00:32:21:04	00:32:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	I just bought a hamburger.
00:32:21:23	00:32:23:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:32:22:24	00:32:24:11	Brin [Basil]	What the hell, Eros?
00:32:24:15	00:32:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, guys.
00:32:25:14	00:32:28:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought we agreed on one piece of popcorn. You got a hamburger?
00:32:28:11	00:32:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s so good.
00:32:30:29	00:32:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	are you going to eat the lettuce off of that
00:32:34:22	00:32:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	You set it to the side. Is that like…
00:32:39:01	00:32:41:25	Chris [GM]	Just a nice slow in your face.
00:32:44:07	00:32:46:22	Brin [Basil]	It’s salty and has gritty. You don’t want it.
00:32:48:24	00:32:49:10	Steve [Nortle]	out for me.
00:32:52:16	00:32:57:09	Chris [GM]	You guys saved him so quickly. I think job well done.
00:32:59:24	00:33:00:10	Brin [Basil]	That’s…
00:32:59:24	00:33:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	completed.
00:33:00:05	00:33:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	Good deed number seven? We got it?
00:33:03:16	00:33:07:19	Chris [GM]	That is good deed number seven or six actually six. Thank you very much.
00:33:04:03	00:33:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we need to…
00:33:05:25	00:33:08:14	Brin [Basil]	Are you sure?
00:33:09:01	00:33:11:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah because that was – you only had five so far.
00:33:11:18	00:33:15:10	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so my notes. I had written six but I must have miscounted.
00:33:13:19	00:33:15:16	Chris [GM]	I know and that’s why I corrected them.
00:33:15:20	00:33:25:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does he know, can I ask him, where did the explosion come from? Is it in the kitchen or did somebody throw something in here?
00:33:25:04	00:33:34:07	Chris [GM]	evidence shows that the stove The food floating disc tensor thing
00:33:35:05	00:33:36:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You made this.
00:33:36:19	00:33:46:19	Chris [GM]	The food tensor floating disc truck A big bat of butter was magically knocked over
00:33:46:19	00:33:49:10	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry
00:33:48:12	00:33:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
00:33:48:29	00:34:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	So the butter was so heavy that it tipped over a magical food truck that is… The magic makes it so that it never tips over.
00:33:51:22	00:33:52:29	Chris [GM]	So heavy
00:34:03:02	00:34:09:05	Chris [GM]	you guys. You guys did a good thing. Not a lot of people like the Genasi and Correus.
00:34:08:28	00:34:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	No, we don’t.
00:34:11:20	00:34:18:29	Chris [GM]	You know, it’s my whole goal To make it known through my music Of the harassment of the Genosi people
00:34:18:20	00:34:22:03	Dave [Xeros]	Are you from Pearl by chance? Because most of the Genosia are from Pearl.
00:34:22:18	00:34:25:28	Chris [GM]	Well yeah, most of the genosia from Pearl
00:34:24:08	00:34:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	so am i sorry yeah okay yeah i you know i just you know wonder if like we cross paths at some
00:34:34:08	00:34:36:02	Chris [GM]	Rock star to rock star Yeah
00:34:38:06	00:34:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t ask him for lettuce. He’s not going to share.
00:34:43:02	00:34:47:05	Chris [GM]	I’m pretty full on my spicy soup. Thanks, yeah, but appreciate it, man.
00:34:45:11	00:34:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	on your soup okay
00:34:50:17	00:34:52:07	Chris [GM]	Anyways, a real good deed, guys.
00:34:53:02	00:34:56:18	Steve [Nortle]	I appreciate that. Are you familiar with the color purple?
00:35:00:17	00:35:01:14	Chris [GM]	Am I missing this?
00:35:02:10	00:35:06:15	Steve [Nortle]	The color! I’m wondering if you saw anything purple before the explosion happened.
00:35:07:27	00:35:09:14	Chris [GM]	No, no, I didn’t see anything purple.
00:35:09:29	00:35:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	see anything suspicious like a rabbit or a tortle? Did you see any magic?
00:35:13:05	00:35:15:15	Chris [GM]	It’s suspicious that a food trunk just exploded.
00:35:19:04	00:35:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	Do you see any magic, Hockety Pocket?
00:35:19:14	00:35:24:00	Steve [Nortle]	Did you see anyone doing like hockety-pockety stuff?
00:35:24:04	00:35:25:13	Chris [GM]	No, I just smelled popcorn.
00:35:26:20	00:35:29:20	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, where do they sell Where did they sell the popcorn
00:35:27:22	00:35:28:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make a
00:35:30:20	00:35:31:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make an arcana check
00:35:31:10	00:35:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yes! I’m going to cast inspiration on him.
00:35:32:19	00:35:33:10	Chris [GM]	Yes, you can.
00:35:39:11	00:35:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay good thing great
00:35:44:05	00:35:45:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what that it was like seven
00:35:49:05	00:35:53:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh uh yeah that was a four
00:35:49:18	00:35:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	any of those are?
00:35:53:08	00:35:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, fell claws back.
00:35:56:13	00:36:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay well yep there’s no magic here you guys
00:35:58:06	00:36:05:17	Brin [Basil]	If I would have brought that next time, I would’ve fixed everything
00:36:05:19	00:36:16:25	Chris [GM]	well sorry at this point you uh yeah, you guys can’t really tell what happened. You just can tell that it was unusual and that it was definitely the sign of sabotage
00:36:16:25	00:36:26:25	Chris [GM]	usually butter doesn’t just get knocked over into a stove because a big explosion like that. You smell it definitely smell it
00:36:21:16	00:36:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	Do we find pieces of butter everywhere?
00:36:25:29	00:36:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	Bada bada bata joins the bowl and get to the bowl
00:36:29:13	00:36:31:25	Chris [GM]	crack crack crack the egg to the boat
00:36:36:07	00:36:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	Tupac, are you going to be heading over to the rap battle later on?
00:36:41:17	00:36:45:25	Chris [GM]	it’s taking place uh later this afternoon around two o ‘clock is what i heard
00:36:47:02	00:36:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	It sounds like the magic, the moment. The music.
00:36:47:10	00:36:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	coming up.
00:36:48:09	00:36:55:21	Chris [GM]	yeah i’m gonna head there now and then apparently they can do that right air denasi yeah okay
00:36:54:16	00:36:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	Why not?
00:36:56:26	00:36:59:16	Steve [Nortle]	When they’re not trapped under a table there’s a lot they can do.
00:36:59:11	00:37:04:23	Brin [Basil]	He could just turn in the air and save himself.
00:36:59:15	00:37:07:26	Chris [GM]	what have i done it was
00:36:59:17	00:37:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	table he can just
00:37:01:22	00:37:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	turn into air and save himself.
00:37:03:25	00:37:05:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:07:26	00:37:19:00	Chris [GM]	hot air you can’t here’s the lore okay when air gets hot it rises right? So he was stuck under the table. He couldn’t write
00:37:10:17	00:37:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:37:10:17	00:37:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:37:11:05	00:37:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay!
00:37:14:16	00:37:16:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, so he was stuck.
00:37:14:16	00:37:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	So the table would rise
00:37:19:00	00:37:26:07	Chris [GM]	and he’d be getting flattened like a pancake under the tablet. Yes! Yes, and he was caught
00:37:20:01	00:37:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	so his own air was making him rise and smash him okay okay all
00:37:23:23	00:37:24:29	Brin [Basil]	and smash it.
00:37:25:14	00:37:30:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s yeah he’s like cold air and the hot air was like waiting him down
00:37:27:17	00:37:29:16	Chris [GM]	yes, he needed
00:37:30:20	00:37:33:21	Steve [Nortle]	a pressure difference. We’re lucky he didn’t burst into an entire storm.
00:37:32:10	00:37:36:09	Brin [Basil]	It was a small hurricane.
00:37:38:23	00:37:39:15	Chris [GM]	the Bernoulli
00:37:41:08	00:37:41:25	Steve [Nortle]	Bergouli?
00:37:43:00	00:37:44:19	Steve [Nortle]	I wish you had said Bergoulie.
00:37:45:28	00:37:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	uh can i can i
00:37:47:11	00:37:48:12	Steve [Nortle]	No but I wish
00:37:50:18	00:37:52:11	Chris [GM]	but not air genosophysics
00:37:51:05	00:37:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	can I roll a one
00:37:52:05	00:37:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:58:22	00:38:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	second I want to roll a an investigation or no
00:38:10:08	00:38:16:17	Dave [Xeros]	like I just want to see if the dm’s deceiving us on whether or not this is the true power of an air genasi.
00:38:18:10	00:38:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	I want investigation. I’m going to investigate your truth. Oh, absolutely.
00:38:23:03	00:38:25:22	Chris [GM]	a meta roll it sounds like okay let’s see it
00:38:24:19	00:38:25:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:29:28	00:38:40:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, guys Guys, I told you exactly the way Air Genasi function and form It’s all true Well at least in the world of Correus
00:38:33:24	00:38:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	He told us the exact truth that is written in the Book of Idiots.
00:38:40:23	00:38:42:05	Chris [GM]	That’s it
00:38:42:05	00:38:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright? Hot air. Don’t ever be a hot air genosi trapped in a building.
00:38:47:06	00:38:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Spirits are strange. We don’t totally know. We can’t explain a lot of it.
00:38:56:01	00:39:07:17	Steve [Nortle]	I hereby challenge you remaining DMs to find a way to get this version. No, no, no. This is lore. This is canon and therefore
00:39:01:14	00:39:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	around this
00:39:07:17	00:39:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	if we come across any Genasi there better not be fire or else they’ll just…
00:39:11:18	00:39:14:25	Chris [GM]	And apparently they are Discriminated against too
00:39:15:07	00:39:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay what happens if an air genasi marries a fire
00:39:21:14	00:39:22:02	Steve [Nortle]	Mistake.
00:39:23:21	00:39:32:23	Chris [GM]	Disney comes in and makes it happen somehow yeah the water in the fire dude what was that called elemental
00:39:26:18	00:39:28:28	Brin [Basil]	They’ve already done it!
00:39:30:05	00:39:32:02	Brin [Basil]	The world’s elemental.
00:39:32:00	00:39:32:18	Steve [Nortle]	Elemental?
00:39:33:04	00:39:37:00	Brin [Basil]	The world stupidest love story I’ve ever seen.
00:39:37:13	00:39:46:25	Dave [Xeros]	i just rolled a nat 20 on that investigation check yeah investigating the Yeah, yeah.
00:39:38:16	00:39:39:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:39:40:29	00:39:46:22	Chris [GM]	you did it again investigating what oh a fire genasi
00:39:50:00	00:39:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20, you figured it out.
00:39:52:25	00:39:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, good.
00:39:53:01	00:39:56:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we clearly haven’t played for a long time together
00:39:56:09	00:39:58:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:39:56:22	00:40:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m lost in my own lore, guys!
00:39:59:10	00:40:05:06	Chris [GM]	also the fact that I’ve over prepped everything and now I’m just lost into my own notes
00:40:07:04	00:40:14:14	Chris [GM]	anyways you got some lunch you guys are feeling mighty nice and full unless you had a hankering for hot dogs again
00:40:16:10	00:40:17:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sin dogs.
00:40:18:14	00:40:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	I want to go talk to that two-pack again.
00:40:23:08	00:40:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	Where did he say he was going to be?
00:40:25:03	00:40:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	He’s going over to the rap battle,
00:40:27:06	00:40:28:21	Chris [GM]	it’s about 2 o’clock now
00:40:27:22	00:40:34:15	Steve [Nortle]	I have another question for him. Let us go there. Engage.
00:40:35:29	00:40:36:17	Steve [Nortle]	However
00:40:36:23	00:40:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	else leaders lead i don’t is
00:40:39:27	00:40:41:20	Chris [GM]	that represents 2 o’tclock
00:40:43:05	00:40:51:03	Chris [GM]	so you guys all head on over to the Thirsty Maiden. And as you enter,
00:40:51:10	00:41:02:15	Steve [Nortle]	that where the rap battle is that’s
00:40:52:07	00:40:58:07	Chris [GM]	that is where you’ll see just one moment. I don’t know if this is really going to matter but ambiance why not?
00:41:02:15	00:41:11:19	Steve [Nortle]	going to be the name of my next character yeah oh maybe she’s here maybe
00:41:05:12	00:41:06:24	Dave [Xeros]	What rhymes with ambiance?
00:41:06:04	00:41:07:25	Brin [Basil]	What about Am Beyoncé?
00:41:10:27	00:41:12:09	Brin [Basil]	Wait what?!
00:41:11:19	00:41:23:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah always trying to play it cool
00:41:15:15	00:41:17:13	Chris [GM]	You guys walk back
00:41:17:16	00:41:21:01	Brin [Basil]	And I’m gonna pretend like I’m not a fan But I’m a fan
00:41:24:25	00:41:28:00	Brin [Basil]	She is stupid She doesn’t even have that good of a voice
00:41:27:21	00:41:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	Do you remember that song Halo She actually wrote that about me.
00:41:32:18	00:41:33:16	Brin [Basil]	No she
00:41:33:15	00:41:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	Just FYI?
00:41:36:02	00:41:36:29	Chris [GM]	Eros, not Dave
00:41:38:08	00:41:45:26	Chris [GM]	it’s like whoa a little high on yourself there yeah uh as you walk into the thirsty maiden
00:41:45:26	00:41:52:19	Chris [GM]	and then there is a small not small but rather large crowd gathered inside
00:41:52:19	00:41:59:25	Chris [GM]	the main bar around the small stage that’s along the wall you can see those beautiful stained
00:41:59:25	00:42:07:09	Chris [GM]	glasses butterface is right there behind the bar serving drinks enjoying it you sure can
00:42:00:21	00:42:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	Is Butterface in here serving drinks?
00:42:05:13	00:42:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can I go talk to her?
00:42:07:17	00:42:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	now we haven’t interacted with her before right all of our memories are just from round one right
00:42:11:20	00:42:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	All of our…
00:42:13:00	00:42:14:00	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
00:42:13:12	00:42:16:18	Chris [GM]	That’s correct. She does not recognize you guys at all.
00:42:16:08	00:42:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	Is Selfie here as well? Is she actually at a job or is she off cajoling?
00:42:22:10	00:42:27:07	Chris [GM]	Selfie is not there currently, yeah. She’s quite lazy. Worst employee ever.
00:42:25:19	00:42:27:29	Brin [Basil]	Good, stupid.
00:42:28:06	00:42:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	I think I remember you from somewhere, the thing with the thing. I’ll never forget it Um
00:42:37:13	00:42:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:42:39:17	00:42:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	Uh
00:42:39:28	00:42:46:08	Chris [GM]	Guys, we go way back. I owe you for the thing with the guy in the place. I’ll never forget it.
00:42:42:16	00:42:47:02	Dave [Xeros]	With the thing with the thing Nah, I’ll not forget it I’ve never been to Belize
00:42:47:01	00:42:47:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:42:50:04	00:42:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	I just wondered
00:42:52:13	00:42:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	I have just seen another Pippa Tiefling Just kind of gallivetting around Talking to some dude
00:42:58:01	00:42:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	at the merch tent
00:42:59:16	00:43:02:16	Chris [GM]	Fire starts to slowly heat up around her.
00:43:01:29	00:43:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	and I remember him saying something along the lines of he’s just absolutely enamored with you but it looks like the purple tiefling was kind of moving in on that
00:43:11:07	00:43:12:26	Chris [GM]	Are you trying to get them married again?
00:43:13:01	00:43:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to let her win without Basil showing off
00:43:21:18	00:43:23:14	Chris [GM]	He’s like, well hey sugar what can I get ya?
00:43:24:20	00:43:26:17	Chris [GM]	I don’t quite remember any of that.
00:43:25:26	00:44:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you
00:43:27:10	00:43:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	no, I’m just telling you right now
00:43:31:03	00:43:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	Vanilla over at the merch booth is talking to a purple tiefing and i remember her working here at some point yeah selfie she’s over
00:43:37:13	00:43:38:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, selfie?
00:43:39:04	00:43:41:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, where is that girl? She’s supposed to be here on a ship.
00:43:41:25	00:43:43:03	Dave [Xeros]	at the merch tent talking
00:43:45:02	00:43:46:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, she’s a hoe just like you.
00:43:46:14	00:43:49:04	Chris [GM]	Wait, what did you say she still serving drinks and everything
00:43:50:06	00:43:55:25	Dave [Xeros]	named vanilla yep selfies over there talking to him laughing
00:43:51:01	00:43:53:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I know Vanelli. He runs the merch booth.
00:43:55:25	00:44:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	and unbuttoning his shirt so
00:43:59:20	00:44:01:02	Chris [GM]	And at that point,
00:44:02:10	00:44:04:02	Chris [GM]	she slams one of the drinks down
00:44:05:06	00:44:07:28	Chris [GM]	and she said What did you see?!
00:44:08:00	00:44:09:25	Brin [Basil]	It really is the button, isn’t it?
00:44:11:06	00:44:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	tiefling i think i think it knows stuff over talking to that guy vanilla van ella and uh she kind of is like doing the lean forward
00:44:11:23	00:44:13:22	Steve [Nortle]	Everyone has a trick or something.
00:44:22:04	00:44:24:10	Chris [GM]	She like squeezing the mug
00:44:24:08	00:44:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, do you want to demonstrate what that looks like?
00:44:26:14	00:44:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think she’s still covered in mud, too. I don’t think she showered.
00:44:27:13	00:44:28:24	Brin [Basil]	It’s just too much fur, man.
00:44:27:21	00:44:30:05	Chris [GM]	the liquid in the cup starts bubbling.
00:44:29:04	00:44:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	i just i didn’t know if you like because i remember him
00:44:35:07	00:44:37:13	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t unbutton myself.
00:44:39:15	00:44:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	I can not unbutt in my shell. I cannot demonstrate what he is trying to explain.
00:44:45:12	00:44:47:19	Chris [GM]	yeah, okay.
00:44:46:07	00:44:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry to interrupt.
00:44:50:06	00:44:57:10	Chris [GM]	I can’t leave the shift right now. I’d go over there but I’m not going to leave the bar to you.
00:44:55:22	00:44:58:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I can cover for you.
00:44:57:18	00:45:02:01	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to point out that being on this side of the bar is not the same as being on that side
00:44:59:18	00:45:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Persuasion, persuasion!
00:45:04:16	00:45:07:00	Chris [GM]	Listen, I read the rules in the rule book.
00:45:08:26	00:45:11:00	Chris [GM]	mean the person does just whatever you want
00:45:10:28	00:45:13:03	Dave [Xeros]	all right well you know what
00:45:12:24	00:45:13:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:45:14:04	00:45:18:08	Steve [Nortle]	Charm person! How do you have slots left?
00:45:15:01	00:45:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:45:15:20	00:45:17:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh my goodness!
00:45:18:27	00:45:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	one-up me mister uh yeah i’m gonna i’ll cast a spell if she’s not gonna
00:45:27:03	00:45:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	leave this place because
00:45:27:28	00:45:30:25	Chris [GM]	it’s her bar why would she leave the entire
00:45:30:16	00:45:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	Some random strangers come in
00:45:32:09	00:45:32:29	Chris [GM]	about it but
00:45:32:19	00:45:37:08	Brin [Basil]	I can Did I do it?
00:45:35:10	00:45:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah she can cover for you uh i am actually going to cast not just not just charmed
00:45:38:01	00:45:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no
00:45:38:25	00:45:39:03	Chris [GM]	wait
00:45:42:06	00:45:44:01	Brin [Basil]	Go into a trance
00:45:45:17	00:45:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	person i’m gonna cast suggestion okay you suggest a course of activity limited to a sentence or two and magically influence a creature who can
00:45:50:20	00:45:51:10	Chris [GM]	suggestion work
00:45:55:29	00:46:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	see within range that can hear and understand you creatures that can’t be charmed are immune to this effect because they’re not i’m one thing the suggestion must be worded in such
00:46:04:26	00:46:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	manner as to make the course of action sound reasonable asking the creature to stab itself or kill it yeah i’m not gonna do that um the target must make a wisdom saving throw on a
00:46:15:21	00:46:20:13	Dave [Xeros]	failed say it pursues the course of action you describe to the best of its ability
00:46:20:04	00:46:20:17	Chris [GM]	the wisdom
00:46:21:04	00:46:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	the uh wisdom saving for 17. That’s my wisdom save through you have to beat my listen
00:46:26:04	00:46:26:19	Chris [GM]	in the spell
00:46:32:04	00:46:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	and you know because just like as an idea when you’re rolling for NPCs you don’t have their stat block but if you wanted to just say 1d4 is their modifier
00:46:43:08	00:46:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	so that way it’s not just a straight roll,
00:46:43:26	00:46:44:18	Chris [GM]	I like that
00:46:46:12	00:47:11:17	Steve [Nortle]	but you’re facing
00:46:47:17	00:46:51:11	Chris [GM]	awesome thank you appreciate that it was a 12
00:46:54:06	00:47:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	I mean I got a lot of bar experience I can take over you for a very short amount of time for you to get over there, claim your man, bring him back here. Hopefully with a LaDonna t-shirt as payment.
00:47:06:18	00:47:07:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Huh?
00:47:07:08	00:47:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	Preferably the one in the glass case
00:47:08:26	00:47:09:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who?
00:47:11:17	00:47:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	the other way in your head.
00:47:11:18	00:47:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	and me and my friends here will take care of this bar for you And we already did it once for this guy named Bacon today
00:47:20:06	00:47:24:09	Dave [Xeros]	We sold out his entire stock
00:47:23:12	00:47:25:22	Brin [Basil]	I bet you heard about that.
00:47:27:00	00:47:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and she’s really good at selling drinks We did it once in Levitorum, a.k.a. El Cine Day.
00:47:27:17	00:47:28:15	Brin [Basil]	Twas us.
00:47:35:11	00:47:46:14	Chris [GM]	it’s been the day okay my entire honey elixir supply was stolen we’ve got the rap battle going on right now Now, I really appreciate this.
00:47:46:19	00:47:53:25	Chris [GM]	I’m going to go get my man back in with that. She storms out the door and leaves the bar to your charge for some reason.
00:47:52:29	00:47:53:18	Dave [Xeros]	BYOB!
00:47:56:21	00:47:58:20	Chris [GM]	So as you…
00:47:57:12	00:48:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	I jump behind the bar and I grab the nearest glass
00:48:00:11	00:48:03:09	Steve [Nortle]	Probably the biggest grin on your face that we’ve ever seen.
00:48:05:13	00:48:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	and I do one hell of a performance job to be the best barkeep ever. Can I roll for that? Performance.
00:48:13:08	00:48:15:02	Chris [GM]	Absolutely. Yep.
00:48:16:05	00:48:21:19	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go back to performance hopefully or performance.
00:48:27:13	00:48:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	While he’s doing that, Chris, what else is happening around? There’s a big crowd. Okay.
00:48:34:02	00:48:34:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:48:34:18	00:48:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	that would be an 18
00:48:38:15	00:48:41:06	Chris [GM]	This is one hell of a performance.
00:48:42:16	00:48:52:07	Steve [Nortle]	that episode where The Flaming Mo gets made and got all those glasses and then he just, like, lights them on fire. That’s what I’m imagining happening right now.
00:48:47:14	00:48:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	all the glasses
00:48:52:00	00:48:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	so I am
00:48:53:02	00:48:53:19	Chris [GM]	Moe?
00:48:53:22	00:48:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a Simpsons episode.
00:48:54:25	00:49:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	going to do the best performance I possibly can to get the entire bar on my side and love me so much that when I take the stage for the rap battle I will win
00:49:08:11	00:49:10:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, like as the popularity…
00:49:08:13	00:49:17:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, so keep track of that. We’ll count that as an inspiration point for you when you get to that.
00:49:09:11	00:49:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah as a popularity tick
00:49:18:07	00:49:27:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you guys after that amazing twist of events? Well, you haven’t done anything yet.
00:49:24:10	00:49:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	Is that a good deed?
00:49:27:17	00:49:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	I saved Vanilla from Selfie.
00:49:30:20	00:49:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	Marriage!
00:49:32:20	00:49:36:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wasn’t it a good deed too we saved the other two pack
00:49:36:12	00:49:46:16	Chris [GM]	Tupac was definitely a good deal. He already counted that. Yeah, that was number six. I would say we’ll see if it becomes good for you or not. You took over a bar, let’s see what you do for the bar.
00:49:37:04	00:49:38:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we counted that.
00:49:37:17	00:49:39:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok alright sorry
00:49:46:09	00:49:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	I just did one hell of a job.
00:49:46:23	00:49:49:14	Chris [GM]	The performance has been amazing, yes, yes.
00:49:49:21	00:50:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	And because everyone’s so happy with the performance, they’re throwing in additional tips because the performance is so good and any tip that comes in
00:50:00:08	00:50:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Distort Value on So when she gets back it’s just mountains
00:50:01:21	00:50:02:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:50:01:28	00:50:02:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:50:05:18	00:50:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	But when the spell wears off she’s going to feel ripped off. That turns from good to bad
00:50:13:02	00:50:15:25	Chris [GM]	I would stay that…
00:50:14:11	00:50:17:03	Brin [Basil]	We’re going to put it in a jar that says Honeymoon Fund.
00:50:17:18	00:50:19:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay, sounds good.
00:50:19:01	00:50:22:20	Steve [Nortle]	with a big wink since you can’t do it in real life it’s because of trying
00:50:22:13	00:50:23:13	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
00:50:23:21	00:50:31:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She did also mention that her honey elixir stole her whole supply.
00:50:23:25	00:50:26:16	Chris [GM]	When she gets back, we’ll be able to see if she appreciates this or not
00:50:31:13	00:50:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think we learned anything about that yesterday or previously,
00:50:36:22	00:50:48:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whatever that was previous last yep era yeah we
00:50:37:26	00:50:39:02	Brin [Basil]	last month
00:50:38:05	00:50:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	dream cycle yeah i thought we did like learn what was
00:50:44:13	00:50:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	it we just didn’t learn where it was at yep uh it’s
00:50:45:03	00:50:45:27	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:50:48:24	00:50:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t know who stole it
00:50:49:11	00:50:51:19	Chris [GM]	which one of these is the laptop Dave
00:50:53:06	00:51:02:09	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the one called laptop uh so like At the top, you have 1 through 8 and then like 9 through 16. Very, very top.
00:51:04:26	00:51:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, click on that, and then it should say laptop.
00:51:07:01	00:51:15:16	Chris [GM]	that’s for inputs though so if I wanted to make the laptop louder for you guys and then bring
00:51:08:16	00:51:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the laptop is an input.
00:51:13:21	00:51:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, go to the Inputs tab and then bring that up. Yep.
00:51:19:05	00:51:20:17	Steve [Nortle]	Patreon-exclusive content
00:51:21:06	00:51:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	If you want to know how to run the – was it something in Heath?
00:51:26:29	00:51:27:23	Chris [GM]	guys hear that when I do
00:51:27:09	00:51:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	Allen & Heath 18T I’ll do an entire course on them.
00:51:28:10	00:51:29:27	Steve [Nortle]	I heard something for a second oh
00:51:34:11	00:53:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	masterclass you guys he’s not
00:51:34:24	00:51:45:26	Chris [GM]	see let’s see if i can do this okay so as you guys are manning the bar uh the rap battle begins and the headline performance starts and you hear
00:51:47:18	00:51:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is it Tupac or is it Joey Chestnuts?
00:51:53:15	00:51:54:18	Brin [Basil]	30 days for this.
00:51:54:24	00:53:07:28	Brin [Basil]	My gosh!
00:51:54:25	00:51:57:18	Chris [GM]	know, guys Let’s see if I can do it You hear that all right?
00:51:57:01	00:51:59:23	Dave [Xeros]	he’s sweating profusely
00:51:59:14	00:52:11:08	Chris [GM]	And up on stage Yo, I’m the fat elf Got a belly so round Rolling through the forest making hot dog sound Grilling up dogs Catch me marching while the others All leave town
00:52:11:08	00:52:18:29	Chris [GM]	Morning to minute I got the same routine Hot dogs on the grill Yeah, you know what I mean Mustard and ketchup Catch me living a dream
00:52:21:26	00:52:31:28	Chris [GM]	I’m fat and fing fever, hot the king ain’t nobody braver. I just jump down my guts of flavor. Bite after bite of a culinary savior.
00:52:32:05	00:52:42:03	Chris [GM]	Ain’t no twig, I’m a big old tree because when it comes to dogs, it’s a feast for me. Grill them up in freqs and wrap them up into bun. Watchin’ fingers when I eat em’, man. Yum yum!
00:52:42:08	00:52:52:19	Chris [GM]	Got some fat and ha taste of flavor, Hot the King ain’t nothing but favor. Bired after bired of a cul-de-mouthed savior.
00:52:47:11	00:52:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:52:52:19	00:53:02:29	Chris [GM]	So if you see me munching, don’t try to diss. I’m a hot dog hero and I’ll never miss ya. Fat elf vibes yeah I’m living in bliss. Catch me in the kitchen grilling up a chef’s kiss.
00:53:03:25	00:53:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:53:05:18	00:53:08:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah good job remember
00:53:09:25	00:53:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	everyone never trust a fat elf
00:53:13:13	00:53:23:01	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts is up on stage rapping to your heart’s delight and behind him walks out Michael Jackson as his backup singer
00:53:24:16	00:53:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	son of a bitch
00:53:27:05	00:53:46:24	Steve [Nortle]	in a mirror what what’s
00:53:27:06	00:53:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this music incredible that
00:53:27:07	00:53:32:25	Brin [Basil]	I feel betrayed,
00:53:30:22	00:53:31:28	Chris [GM]	not late to his performance
00:53:35:02	00:53:38:25	Brin [Basil]	I am just so grateful that this is recorded.
00:53:36:01	00:53:43:18	Chris [GM]	awesome the crowd is cheering the crowd ist going wild oh thank
00:53:38:21	00:53:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:53:40:25	00:53:46:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was amazing uh amazing yes
00:53:45:25	00:53:55:04	Chris [GM]	thank you joey chestnut up on stage bowing trying his hardest to get back up from the bow
00:53:46:24	00:53:49:12	Steve [Nortle]	his name again? Joey Chess
00:53:55:04	00:54:04:03	Chris [GM]	the crowd’s going wild and behind him comes on stage a dude let’s see i gotta find him
00:54:04:05	00:54:11:19	Chris [GM]	named mc freedom a giant he
00:54:11:19	00:54:20:01	Chris [GM]	totally is he totally ist you nailed it where is he where are we got l
00:54:11:24	00:54:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	him an aracocra
00:54:14:25	00:54:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	yes
00:54:17:20	00:54:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh guys Guys, I mean, I’m sorry. This is like boyhood fan of this guy.
00:54:26:23	00:54:28:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what who is this
00:54:28:28	00:54:41:03	Chris [GM]	it’s mc freedom hold on hold on yes this
00:54:28:28	00:54:29:17	Brin [Basil]	Who?
00:54:31:05	00:54:32:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s fine
00:54:33:25	00:54:42:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is so i yeah this is like another this is kind of a generational gap I think between us you’re gonna have to fill me in
00:54:42:03	00:54:42:17	Steve [Nortle]	gosh
00:54:42:23	00:54:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	MC Hammer? You don’t know who MC Hammer is?
00:54:43:07	00:54:49:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my no but mc i’m saying character eros is going to have to fill us in a little bit
00:54:46:13	00:54:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, MC Freedom.
00:54:49:01	00:54:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	His Wings of Freedom album is what gave me the inspiration to fly the coop, leave Pearl and pursue my dreams.
00:54:59:17	00:55:00:26	Chris [GM]	the uh name of the album again
00:55:01:21	00:55:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	What?
00:55:01:29	00:55:02:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wings
00:55:02:06	00:55:05:12	Chris [GM]	what you just said wings of freedom i love it
00:55:03:17	00:55:04:17	Dave [Xeros]	Wings Of Freedom?
00:55:03:23	00:55:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	freedom
00:55:06:20	00:55:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	He gave me my wings of freedom to get the hell out of Pearl.
00:55:07:02	00:55:13:25	Chris [GM]	yo yo yo give it up for joey chestnuts
00:55:11:11	00:55:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Listen! Listen, it’s MC Freedom coming up, guys!
00:55:12:13	00:55:13:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh! Listen!
00:55:16:29	00:55:22:29	Chris [GM]	joey’s chestnuts in the house yeah what a great crowd you’ve all been we’re gonna kick off this rap battle
00:55:26:13	00:55:32:11	Chris [GM]	the crowd is getting into it and now when we last left off here at The Thirsty Maiden
00:55:34:25	00:55:40:02	Chris [GM]	Little Justice, my son I’ll show him up in a bit
00:55:40:16	00:55:43:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my god, I remember when Lil’ Justice was hatched!
00:55:43:25	00:55:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:46:20	00:55:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	Eros, are you peeing yourself right now?
00:55:50:17	00:55:53:19	Chris [GM]	give it up for Little Justice everyone’s cheering everyone’s going wild
00:55:52:05	00:55:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	Does an illusion
00:55:52:24	00:55:55:13	Brin [Basil]	I take one step to the side.
00:55:54:29	00:55:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	Because hell yeah, I am.
00:55:58:03	00:56:05:16	Chris [GM]	was going up Little Justice was going against Trippity our dragonborn newbie to the party.
00:56:07:06	00:56:07:18	Steve [Nortle]	Boo!
00:56:09:12	00:56:10:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. What he said.
00:56:10:15	00:56:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	Lil’ justice!
00:56:12:02	00:56:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, boo, yeah.
00:56:14:05	00:56:19:16	Chris [GM]	the crowd, or but the rap battle is open to all so if you all want to participate
00:56:20:01	00:56:25:23	Steve [Nortle]	Me! Hey! Move! Push Valkyla out of the way and try to clamber up this stage.
00:56:25:13	00:56:26:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh, Nortle.
00:56:27:25	00:56:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	This is my dream and you know it.
00:56:30:29	00:56:36:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I’m gonna just chuck a couple pieces of gold up on stage that’s just going to hold
00:56:36:18	00:56:41:16	Brin [Basil]	Do you need help?
00:56:36:23	00:56:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	i got a 10 bar until uh until it’s my turn is that okay oh my gosh oh my
00:56:42:04	00:56:50:02	Chris [GM]	Are you talking to him right now? Okay awesome Um
00:56:43:20	00:56:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	gosh freedom freedom yeah little justice little
00:56:51:14	00:57:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	um okay i’m i i did both of
00:56:56:19	00:56:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:57:24	00:57:03:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t you have a poster of freedom on your wall?
00:57:02:17	00:57:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	I have the original baby picture that was released in Cockra Magazine
00:57:07:19	00:57:08:22	Chris [GM]	Of Little Justice?
00:57:09:28	00:57:21:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s who this is. That’s where I’ve seen them before, Lady
00:57:10:02	00:57:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	of Lil Justice, MC Freedom and – what’s his wife’s name?
00:57:21:09	00:57:22:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Liberty.
00:57:21:21	00:57:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, no, hot wings.
00:57:26:16	00:57:30:03	Chris [GM]	Lady Hot Wings. I like it. Lady Hot Wheels.
00:57:27:15	00:57:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	Lady hot wings it’s just oh my gosh like this saga of how they met is just pure poetry The greatest love story ever told. I can’t believe none of you know this.
00:57:37:17	00:57:41:14	Chris [GM]	Oh, we got a fan in the house. I’m flattered! I’m Flattered!
00:57:38:24	00:57:40:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, hell yeah, Freedom.
00:57:41:16	00:57:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I’m just enamored with your presence, my friend.
00:57:41:17	00:57:42:28	Brin [Basil]	Oh, hi man.
00:57:44:25	00:57:51:28	Chris [GM]	Well, are you going to… Arrows, you’re quite famous too, man. Man, I’ve been following your career. But I know of you.
00:57:55:21	00:57:57:17	Chris [GM]	Just waving his wings in front of your face.
00:57:58:07	00:58:07:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you doing autographs right now i think i mean he can’t speak but I know he would like it not a graph uh but it’s gonna be on one of my
00:58:00:20	00:58:01:24	Chris [GM]	Sure man. What you got?
00:58:07:16	00:58:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no he’s he’s ready he’s ready yeah he’s ready
00:58:09:15	00:58:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	Do you need to give him one of your quills?
00:58:10:24	00:58:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	You just sullied the good name of MC Freedom.
00:58:13:10	00:58:16:28	Chris [GM]	Now he’s got his own. He’s got its own. Yeah, he plucks out a feather.
00:58:16:19	00:58:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:58:17:17	00:58:20:20	Brin [Basil]	I was going to say, can I have one or two?
00:58:22:17	00:58:26:16	Brin [Basil]	Sorry. I just… I have a collection.
00:58:23:14	00:58:24:14	Chris [GM]	What is with you and the feather?
00:58:27:12	00:58:29:15	Chris [GM]	What are you going to be doing with said collection?
00:58:27:28	00:58:31:08	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like a serial killer.
00:58:28:25	00:58:29:14	Brin [Basil]	Shh!
00:58:29:26	00:58:31:12	Steve [Nortle]	How many come from Tobiah?
00:58:31:05	00:58:32:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s secret.
00:58:33:19	00:58:34:21	Brin [Basil]	Do you mind?
00:58:38:14	00:58:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	Do you know the… Do you note the story of Icarus? I think she’s making some wax wings that fly close to the sun.
00:58:39:01	00:58:40:14	Brin [Basil]	You’re molting it’s fine.
00:58:40:27	00:58:41:27	Chris [GM]	forward bunch here
00:58:48:01	00:58:50:08	Chris [GM]	and it will melt you know the end of that story right
00:58:51:08	00:58:53:02	Brin [Basil]	Do and that’s not what I’m doing.
00:58:51:22	00:58:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	She also knows the end of the tortoise and the hare because you know what? That’s their story! Did you know that hammer?
00:58:55:13	00:58:56:03	Brin [Basil]	Shut up!
00:58:58:12	00:59:05:25	Brin [Basil]	No, it’s not. it’s someone else i don’t know him and i grab a drink i throw it back
00:59:01:16	00:59:07:19	Steve [Nortle]	I’m the world’s biggest fan. Can’t remember his name.
00:59:02:19	00:59:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	Freedom?
00:59:07:29	00:59:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh we wanted to participate
00:59:11:22	00:59:22:25	Chris [GM]	Falco you look like a man of the claw actually I don’t know your name yet you sir my fellow outland you look like a man of the clock. You know, I used to be a preacher myself that’s how I got my start
00:59:18:17	00:59:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:24:11	00:59:27:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what who
00:59:24:19	00:59:27:29	Dave [Xeros]	So what you’re saying is Little Justice is the son of a preacher man?
00:59:28:05	00:59:30:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:29:26	00:59:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	I quite literally wig out.
00:59:32:19	00:59:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:59:33:08	00:59:33:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:33:21	00:59:36:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	On the midnight train from Pearl?
00:59:36:12	00:59:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:59:37:28	00:59:39:05	Chris [GM]	It’s all coming together
00:59:38:28	00:59:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s all coming together.
00:59:40:07	00:59:44:23	Brin [Basil]	the smell the smell of wine and cheap bread yes
00:59:44:18	00:59:48:13	Chris [GM]	Aretha Franklin is the voice of Hot Wings
00:59:49:05	00:59:49:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:59:49:17	00:59:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am a preacher as well. I have all my material right here. Do you want some?
00:59:57:22	01:00:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s really good content for your own preaching.
01:00:01:22	01:00:07:11	Chris [GM]	So you’re offering to another preacher of a different religion completely on your material
01:00:07:15	01:00:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, I’m just saying there’s just good content in here if you needed something, if you need some inspiration.
01:00:13:11	01:00:21:15	Chris [GM]	Let’s focus on the task at hand now. So you all find yourself standing in Thirsty Maiden
01:00:13:25	01:00:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Awesome.
01:00:15:28	01:00:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay.
01:00:21:15	01:00:31:22	Chris [GM]	In The Rap Battle run by MC Freedom And Eric Coker famous for being the front man For RFE Rock Flag and Eagle
01:00:34:29	01:00:45:07	Chris [GM]	This year’s battle is attracting a lot of attention because the grand prize it is flaunting is a beautifully handcrafted cherry wood enchanted microphone.
01:00:46:23	01:00:55:29	Chris [GM]	And anyone who wins it, who can score the most points during rap battle, this might be gifted to them. It gives a plus one to charisma when equipped and tuned.
01:00:57:26	01:00:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	hardwood mic.
01:01:00:01	01:01:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	I adjust my Pope hat.
01:01:04:09	01:01:05:03	Steve [Nortle]	I turn it around
01:01:07:20	01:01:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	like it’s a baseball cap so it’s backwards
01:01:09:28	01:01:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:01:10:07	01:01:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:10:25	01:01:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It has a snapback on your
01:01:11:06	01:01:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:01:12:14	01:01:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:13:29	01:01:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	but it also has those two strips of cloth coming off of it so I have to move those out of the way
01:01:19:10	01:01:28:18	Chris [GM]	Does it still have the sticker on? it too on the bill yeah the hollow all right so
01:01:21:02	01:01:22:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
01:01:23:04	01:01:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, like the holofoil.
01:01:23:13	01:01:24:10	Brin [Basil]	The golden?
01:01:25:08	01:01:25:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:26:17	01:01:27:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:01:28:05	01:01:30:07	Steve [Nortle]	I will get this for you.
01:01:28:18	01:01:39:03	Chris [GM]	so you aren’t interested in joining in on rap battle it sounds like all right well let me give you a little pointers let me
01:01:34:24	01:01:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, yes, yes. Yes! She said yes too.
01:01:39:03	01:01:45:26	Chris [GM]	give you some pointers and help us brooks you’ve got to start by calculating what’s
01:01:45:26	01:01:57:18	Chris [GM]	called your humiliation points and you do that by taking your charisma score and adding your wisdom score to it. Your charisma score and adding
01:01:57:18	01:01:58:23	Chris [GM]	your wisdom score to
01:02:00:10	01:02:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	Dude that’s okay?
01:02:01:14	01:02:05:00	Chris [GM]	the person who goes first in the round is considered the attacker
01:02:07:08	01:02:17:08	Chris [GM]	person presents a couplet A couplet are two lines of verse joined by a rhyme This couplet must either insult your opponent
01:02:18:08	01:02:20:11	Chris [GM]	or do some sort of
01:02:22:28	01:02:24:16	Chris [GM]	to get the crowd you know excited
01:02:25:17	01:02:33:07	Chris [GM]	uh the couplet will be scored based on three points number one does it rhyme
01:02:33:20	01:02:41:29	Chris [GM]	number two does it maintain a metrical pattern and number three does it effectively convey
01:02:41:29	01:02:49:15	Chris [GM]	a complete thought or idea within to the two lines now this will be decided by all of us
01:02:50:04	01:02:55:12	Chris [GM]	As the person goes, you will all represent the crowd.
01:02:56:16	01:03:04:03	Chris [GM]	And we can either do it on a dice roll or if you guys all think it’s great or stinks, we’ll say that’s what the crowd does.
01:03:06:01	01:03:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	You said the first person attacks. Does the second person just, they take it or they respond and then we choose between
01:03:14:07	01:03:24:23	Chris [GM]	So each successful point that you get from the couplet adds 1d4 for a combined role against your opponent’s humiliation points.
01:03:28:07	01:03:36:04	Chris [GM]	The round goes until the player’s humilation points are depleted and they are totally humiliated. So it’s kind of a back-and-forth.
01:03:38:15	01:03:39:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a rap battle.
01:03:39:04	01:03:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	eight mile but with poetry
01:03:41:04	01:03:43:03	Chris [GM]	Yes, couplets poetry.
01:03:44:09	01:03:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	Is it couplets they just have to rhyme?
01:03:46:29	01:03:49:28	Chris [GM]	They’ve got to rhyme and have a metrical pattern
01:03:50:06	01:03:51:27	Dave [Xeros]	Like what do you mean metrical pattern?
01:03:50:22	01:03:59:24	Steve [Nortle]	ten syllables in both lines
01:03:52:09	01:03:54:28	Chris [GM]	like Joey Chestnut’s verse which was
01:03:52:29	01:03:55:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is it like a rhythmic?
01:04:00:12	01:04:10:15	Chris [GM]	it fits within the beat. We’ll play a beat that you guys can say it too or whatever. Like I’m the fat elf with your belly so round rolling through the forest making hot dog sounds right? That’s the metrical
01:04:17:25	01:04:26:05	Chris [GM]	and does it affect effectively convey a complete thought or idea within two lines
01:04:28:03	01:04:29:29	Brin [Basil]	A lot of stipulations on this.
01:04:33:07	01:04:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	there’s not, so you said it was our charisma and wisdom scores combined so we’re talking our humiliation points are going to be five six seven range
01:04:46:11	01:04:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	wisdom is
01:04:49:14	01:04:52:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, the score. Oh, oh, oh.
01:04:50:19	01:04:57:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah because i have like 31 so that’s a lot
01:04:54:15	01:05:06:07	Chris [GM]	so that would be more likely what you got yeah and so with yeah i mean that is pretty high maybe we’ll add make it a maybe
01:05:02:22	01:05:05:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because then we’re
01:05:06:07	01:05:08:24	Chris [GM]	we’ll make them d6 instead of a b4
01:05:08:27	01:05:12:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re like attacking with a d4 back and forth
01:05:12:19	01:05:14:13	Chris [GM]	take a long time so let’s do the d6 yeah
01:05:14:04	01:05:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	Plus the charisma and wisdom, right?
01:05:15:22	01:05:18:12	Chris [GM]	yeah those two combined which yours is probably pretty high
01:05:19:22	01:05:26:27	Chris [GM]	you’re a bard so um now one thing
01:05:28:24	01:05:35:01	Chris [GM]	one little extra thing that goes with this uh additionally players have
01:05:35:16	01:05:45:09	Chris [GM]	one or two stored uses everyone gets this of the cantrip vicious mockery and that can be used
01:05:45:09	01:05:51:07	Chris [GM]	anytime during the rap battle. This can add an additional 1d6 damage roll to the couplet
01:05:53:03	01:06:02:28	Chris [GM]	The target rolls a wisdom saving throw in accordance with vicious mockry rules And on a failed save, the opponent takes the 1d7 additional damage
01:06:03:20	01:06:07:06	Chris [GM]	and has disadvantage on the next couplet roll that they’ll roll.
01:06:08:23	01:06:11:10	Chris [GM]	On a save, the opponent just shrugs it off.
01:06:09:03	01:06:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	But we only have… Did you say everybody has one of those?
01:06:15:02	01:06:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:06:15:16	01:06:16:09	Chris [GM]	Yep, we’ll say two.
01:06:17:09	01:06:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	What if you actually have a spell and you can use it again?
01:06:22:18	01:06:24:13	Chris [GM]	How many spell slots do you have left?
01:06:25:05	01:06:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	The other two I did were for my crystal ball telepathy and I don’t need to use spells out there.
01:06:28:26	01:06:33:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, I mean, but you haven’t, I guess.
01:06:32:23	01:06:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	Are you saying reserve it for later?
01:06:35:01	01:06:36:19	Chris [GM]	No, I’m not. I’m just saying that
01:06:38:11	01:06:41:10	Chris [GM]	I’m keeping track of what your spell slot’s are.
01:06:42:23	01:06:52:09	Chris [GM]	Player assistance is allowed. This is the last thing you can uh player assistance is allowed for example bardic inspiration but it’s limited
01:06:52:09	01:06:59:11	Chris [GM]	and works like real world assistants so instead of adding a role a player tag teams and the
01:06:59:11	01:07:04:18	Chris [GM]	the player gets help to build the couplet so if you’re having a hard time coming up with an idea
01:07:04:18	01:07:15:03	Chris [GM]	you can get that person has body inspiration or assist anyways okay any questions yeah
01:07:14:15	01:07:20:07	Steve [Nortle]	my uh yeah so we are the crowd but are we also ourselves up on the stage
01:07:20:08	01:07:21:11	Chris [GM]	You’re going to play two roles.
01:07:24:28	01:07:27:01	Chris [GM]	Wisdom. Add it together.
01:07:38:19	01:07:41:18	Chris [GM]	How will we determine who goes against you?
01:07:46:02	01:07:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	we have an even number so we could do a bracket kind of like we did last time
01:07:51:23	01:07:52:06	Chris [GM]	I like it.
01:07:53:28	01:07:54:22	Chris [GM]	Bracket it up.
01:08:12:16	01:08:14:11	Chris [GM]	I’m going to put numbers by you.
01:08:19:21	01:08:20:17	Steve [Nortle]	fell silent
01:08:22:20	01:08:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s on repeat but no, it’s not on the foundry site If it went to sleep. It’s in the music area?
01:08:24:20	01:08:26:10	Chris [GM]	Is it a webpage that was on?
01:08:34:01	01:08:37:04	Chris [GM]	Well, I’m not even seeing the Foundry thing. I’m going to open it.
01:08:37:11	01:08:38:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay. Yep.
01:08:39:11	01:08:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	That could be why I figured that was closed.
01:08:43:02	01:08:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	Did the computer turn on?
01:08:51:11	01:08:56:29	Chris [GM]	It’s here. It’s having me log in or something like that. Or is it just join game session?
01:08:57:09	01:08:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and then join as the game master.
01:09:00:06	01:09:02:27	Chris [GM]	We’ve got to do a whole lot of things. Oh, Game Master there it is.
01:09:08:27	01:09:11:07	Steve [Nortle]	while you’re working on that do you want me to just roll
01:09:12:13	01:09:13:13	Steve [Nortle]	a d4
01:09:12:19	01:09:14:18	Chris [GM]	So yeah, roll a D4. Yep.
01:09:14:22	01:09:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	so first is three
01:09:16:11	01:09:18:19	Chris [GM]	All right, so Steve you’re going to go up against Dave
01:09:20:10	01:09:21:26	Chris [GM]	and then Jesse and Bryn.
01:09:34:29	01:09:37:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, so now that you know who you’re going up against take a moment
01:09:36:22	01:09:48:00	Brin [Basil]	this this bunny doesn’t rap she just gets pissed off so yeah isn’t like i
01:09:39:20	01:09:40:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:09:41:25	01:09:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just a stream of obscenities
01:09:41:27	01:09:52:25	Chris [GM]	so you guys take take some time take a few minutes to write a couple couplets up it’s totally fine if you need some help please ask it’s
01:09:48:09	01:09:54:08	Brin [Basil]	I hope it’s okay no oh it’s not help
01:09:59:04	01:10:05:00	Steve [Nortle]	she’s like what rhymes with Doc, anybody got some help for me?
01:10:02:16	01:10:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	boardroom? and then underneath that it should be yeah
01:10:09:07	01:10:11:07	Brin [Basil]	not that…I’m good! I didn’t write that back.
01:10:13:29	01:10:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s playing
01:10:14:23	01:10:16:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it has been playing.
01:10:21:24	01:10:24:11	Chris [GM]	Let me check here if I got audio over here.
01:10:25:20	01:10:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	The only thing I can think of is if something happened on this or like the cable somehow got pulled out down there
01:10:42:16	01:10:43:22	Chris [GM]	It’s just so quiet now.
01:10:48:04	01:10:56:09	Brin [Basil]	So how long? Basically can you just spit like two lines of insults?
01:10:56:18	01:10:57:29	Chris [GM]	We won’t make it too hard.
01:11:02:25	01:11:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	I did the same thing as Joey Chestnut and I just wrote an entire song like previous to this so uh
01:11:14:21	01:11:15:06	Chris [GM]	Sure.
01:11:15:11	01:11:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think I’m actually into it.
01:11:18:08	01:11:26:25	Chris [GM]	I’ll be honest. I used chat DTP to come up with the hot dog wrap. I just went in and modified it after to make it actually work. But yeah, that was a huge help.
01:11:27:29	01:11:35:24	Brin [Basil]	used a little bit but then it doesn’t work for me very well and I just heard it about that. It’s not insults
01:11:37:15	01:11:39:01	Brin [Basil]	So, I’m in trouble
01:11:41:02	01:11:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	Mine aren’t necessarily insults but they definitely pumped me up
01:11:46:00	01:11:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	Um, okay. I’ll take a look at it first. Give me a sec.
01:13:04:09	01:13:12:05	Chris [GM]	yeah when I opened it did you just turn it off
01:13:20:20	01:13:24:04	Chris [GM]	if the crowd is going to like that’s the intent Mm-hmm.
01:13:58:04	01:13:59:09	Chris [GM]	You’ve got to do that, right?
01:14:14:24	01:14:18:28	Chris [GM]	They have karaoke versions of songs.
01:14:20:07	01:14:20:14	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:14:21:23	01:14:25:23	Chris [GM]	I’ve got a new song scripted. Super Bass by Nicki Minaj.
01:14:52:16	01:14:53:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, I’m not hearing it.
01:14:59:05	01:14:59:21	Chris [GM]	Yes.
01:15:20:06	01:15:22:00	Chris [GM]	But I’m only supposed to do two lines.
01:15:46:10	01:15:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, all you need is beats really
01:15:59:23	01:16:10:04	Chris [GM]	Is this cutting it out? No.
01:18:03:01	01:18:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	Gonna steal your lyrics.
01:18:07:13	01:18:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	Coming
01:18:08:25	01:18:16:29	Brin [Basil]	Freaking absolute trash. Don’t give him ideas
01:18:10:13	01:18:11:12	Chris [GM]	It’s going to be awesome.
01:18:12:02	01:18:14:03	Dave [Xeros]	at me like a heretic
01:18:12:15	01:18:13:20	Chris [GM]	Very excited for you.
01:18:18:05	01:18:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	in ass like a little prick
01:18:20:16	01:18:21:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, calm down.
01:18:21:18	01:18:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the thing is you can’t rap battle without
01:18:26:27	01:18:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	doing some serious vicious mockery, right?
01:18:29:21	01:18:31:25	Chris [GM]	Right, that’s why you have two
01:18:33:19	01:18:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	Do we have to use that before we drop our rhymes?
01:18:36:27	01:18:38:12	Chris [GM]	no, you can use it at any time
01:18:39:24	01:18:43:03	Steve [Nortle]	Like they could throw it in while I’m…
01:18:44:11	01:18:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	What do you mean?
01:18:47:20	01:18:50:12	Steve [Nortle]	So like if…
01:18:49:19	01:18:56:07	Chris [GM]	so additionally players each have two stored uses of the cantrip vicious mockery used anytime during
01:18:56:07	01:19:03:05	Chris [GM]	the rap battle this can add an additional 1d6 damage to roll damage role to the couplet
01:19:01:12	01:19:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	It is at the roll so
01:19:03:05	01:19:08:12	Chris [GM]	so yeah it’d be at the role that you did yep target when you would want to do it at least
01:19:09:22	01:19:15:18	Chris [GM]	and then the target rolls a wisdom save in accordance with vicious mockary vicious mockery rules.
01:19:20:03	01:19:20:15	Chris [GM]	Alright?
01:19:27:09	01:19:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:19:29:11	01:19:30:15	Brin [Basil]	You’re asleep
01:19:33:02	01:19:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	There was a glint in his eye.
01:19:37:09	01:19:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we have to, three or four? Only three or fourths?
01:19:38:03	01:19:39:02	Chris [GM]	You can probably do like
01:19:39:11	01:19:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	We need to do a couple couplets
01:19:44:11	01:19:46:03	Chris [GM]	it depends on how well you roll, I guess.
01:19:50:11	01:19:52:05	Brin [Basil]	The other ones are
01:19:51:13	01:19:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	need to
01:19:51:19	01:19:52:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is hard Chris!
01:19:53:18	01:19:54:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, we got time for
01:19:54:04	01:20:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	this is fun do they need to like form like a cohesive story of the whole thing or is it just
01:19:57:07	01:19:58:17	Chris [GM]	what are you going to say due to the need?
01:20:03:13	01:20:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	like you lay down two couplets that are just you know vicious mocker right gosh i
01:20:03:17	01:20:06:17	Chris [GM]	no. We’re making this easy. We’re makin’ This easy. Yeah.
01:20:14:28	01:20:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	just wasted in
01:20:21:01	01:20:23:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, you know, bait stores those.
01:20:24:23	01:20:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	and so like but i honestly with foul claw i think i just keep robbing them from him so it’s uh luck
01:20:32:19	01:20:37:10	Brin [Basil]	So let’s face it.
01:20:35:00	01:20:35:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m cursed.
01:20:36:18	01:20:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	luck favor luck favors the bold over here
01:20:36:22	01:20:37:24	Chris [GM]	You’re still in his head.
01:20:38:26	01:20:41:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah are you still can you give me lyrics when we
01:20:42:20	01:20:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah well we should get like the message cantrip at some point
01:20:43:19	01:20:50:15	Steve [Nortle]	just to simplify our lives
01:20:49:19	01:20:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	just yep this is
01:20:54:01	01:20:54:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right
01:20:57:28	01:20:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can still see
01:20:59:29	01:21:05:20	Dave [Xeros]	the thing is like i i want you to search the scriptures and find like chiasmic
01:21:05:20	01:21:06:22	Brin [Basil]	like
01:21:08:16	01:21:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	couplets where you send people to hell through the words of Idius, I’d vote for you.
01:21:11:00	01:21:13:28	Brin [Basil]	people to hell through the version of this
01:21:17:03	01:21:23:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that’s a great idea but
01:21:20:26	01:21:22:14	Dave [Xeros]	But you know the word so well.
01:21:27:26	01:21:37:29	Chris [GM]	helps i’ve got just remember a mad lib thing so like it would be you take the line
01:21:37:29	01:21:46:13	Chris [GM]	yo it’s time to get adjective in here i’m verb like an animal and you should verb in fear if you want to take some of those
01:21:46:03	01:21:49:26	Steve [Nortle]	don’t go there i can see it in that eye don’t go there
01:21:50:22	01:21:52:14	Chris [GM]	I can text this out real quick with you
01:21:54:22	01:21:55:28	Chris [GM]	use some of these
01:21:57:19	01:21:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	Here I am!
01:21:59:14	01:22:00:21	Chris [GM]	here, I’ll put this in the
01:22:01:02	01:22:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like a hurricane!
01:22:05:28	01:22:08:01	Steve [Nortle]	I can never share this with my family
01:22:08:23	01:22:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean, you could he’s just like who’s that guy we don’t talk about him does he have a family no
01:22:09:07	01:22:10:03	Chris [GM]	you could
01:22:14:14	01:22:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	he’s a hobo and no friend
01:22:16:18	01:22:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	do i offend everyone that much
01:22:17:16	01:22:20:02	Chris [GM]	I get home and Emily’s like what did Dave say at this time
01:22:23:21	01:22:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	every time all i gotta say is when emily texted me after i sent
01:22:24:13	01:22:30:28	Brin [Basil]	All you gotta say
01:22:24:27	01:22:27:12	Chris [GM]	but she just heard some of the recordings unedited
01:22:33:01	01:22:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	you that picture of uh i was just like is this real it’s like she’s like what the hell dave
01:22:35:04	01:22:35:24	Chris [GM]	Yes, yes.
01:22:37:29	01:22:40:06	Chris [GM]	It was her! It really was her.
01:22:43:04	01:22:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	like what i don’t control that she was fully clothed she was she had like a long -sleeved
01:22:47:21	01:22:56:09	Brin [Basil]	She was You kind of had like a long sleeve She was just
01:22:51:17	01:22:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	shirt on i mean she was just busty that’s it like i
01:22:52:10	01:22:53:15	Chris [GM]	Was the shirt functioning properly?
01:22:58:29	01:23:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	mean you have the photo secure
01:23:01:21	01:23:01:29	Chris [GM]	do.
01:23:06:10	01:23:06:25	Steve [Nortle]	On the phone.
01:23:10:06	01:23:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	oh yo
01:23:15:04	01:23:17:17	Chris [GM]	Okay how are you guys feeling? A little more time?
01:23:18:23	01:23:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	it’s time to get crunk in here what
01:23:23:25	01:23:24:12	Chris [GM]	Crunch.
01:23:26:26	01:23:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	okay took
01:23:33:27	01:23:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	us inside made some pancakes
01:23:41:17	01:23:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	thanks i’m not gonna lie that cat could ball they’re calling up these freaky plays computer blue
01:23:43:01	01:23:43:13	Chris [GM]	Ball.
01:23:50:10	01:24:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	darling pinky they’re they were setting up these fruity pics game
01:23:58:19	01:24:00:09	Chris [GM]	You guys have yet to meet
01:24:01:28	01:24:06:10	Chris [GM]	the princess formerly known The bard formerly known as Princess.
01:24:07:11	01:24:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	is it a girl okay you gender bent it yeah i’m not going against you
01:24:18:17	01:24:23:15	Brin [Basil]	These are the worst.
01:24:18:18	01:24:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m…
01:24:20:26	01:24:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay are you just gonna like say a line and then just go punch him
01:24:27:25	01:24:29:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:24:29:01	01:24:36:23	Brin [Basil]	No really… I was going to be my last verse, if I don’t win. Yo, it’s time to smash!
01:24:30:23	01:24:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, yo! What’s up?
01:24:34:28	01:24:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	yo it’s time to smack come to figure out it’s just super soft and it does nothing to him
01:24:36:28	01:24:39:05	Steve [Nortle]	Just gut-punched by a claw.
01:24:44:05	01:24:45:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:24:44:11	01:24:44:24	Brin [Basil]	for me.
01:24:44:14	01:24:45:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:24:44:17	01:24:46:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty much
01:24:45:22	01:24:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	He’s pretty much 90% air.
01:24:47:11	01:24:49:16	Chris [GM]	Pillow It’s just a big pillow
01:24:49:18	01:24:54:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like a wave of energy just goes straight through him.
01:24:54:25	01:24:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	His feathers ruffle up a little bit.
01:25:00:03	01:25:01:26	Chris [GM]	you guys feeling? Are we at this point You want to try?
01:25:01:29	01:25:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give me one more line
01:25:02:04	01:25:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:25:02:28	01:25:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	Almost there.
01:25:04:19	01:25:06:10	Chris [GM]	Don’t want to rush you. Do not want to crush you.
01:25:11:05	01:25:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	Negative, negative. It didn’t go in.
01:25:16:19	01:25:17:14	Chris [GM]	The rest is development.
01:25:17:17	01:25:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	Star Wars! What?!
01:25:21:16	01:25:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	Is it Porkins? No, yeah, no, it’s not Porkins. What’s that guy named? Maybe he is Porkins, the very first Star Wars. They’re flying into like…
01:25:27:09	01:25:28:06	Chris [GM]	Which… Like, what…?
01:25:30:21	01:25:31:13	Chris [GM]	Episode four.
01:25:31:19	01:25:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	yes, like shoot the Death Star and it’s like they’re flying and he’s like hits away and they’re like negative negative. It didn’t go in
01:25:36:09	01:25:37:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:36:16	01:25:37:14	Brin [Basil]	Tipped away!
01:25:44:25	01:25:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like take those lines isolate them do the Tobias Fumke tape recorder just pull him out taken out of context
01:25:51:29	01:25:52:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, ya, ja-ja.
01:25:55:09	01:25:56:28	Chris [GM]	Star Wars episode. That’s the one thing.
01:25:58:08	01:26:00:18	Chris [GM]	Oh, you pull lines from that thing. Remember that?
01:26:02:15	01:26:06:12	Chris [GM]	We got Death Star. We got death star. All your beta haters out there.
01:26:04:19	01:26:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m blowing you know i’m on probation
01:26:05:25	01:26:13:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s like there are some people who come along with me doing this on top of my favorite part
01:26:09:27	01:26:10:25	Chris [GM]	There it is!
01:26:11:22	01:26:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	i’m getting down do you want to go to the hashi station
01:26:14:22	01:26:15:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:26:15:00	01:26:23:04	Chris [GM]	Two high days.
01:26:25:05	01:26:26:29	Chris [GM]	Dave and Steve, you guys are about ready.
01:26:27:24	01:26:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got some.
01:26:33:03	01:26:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	i got some messages that chris sent me because when i spit bars
01:26:33:04	01:26:39:11	Brin [Basil]	I got that scripted bar S&P.
01:26:37:04	01:26:45:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m like effing elite uh
01:26:41:19	01:26:43:07	Chris [GM]	It’s an adjective, not a verb.
01:26:44:05	01:26:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	He’s using it in the ejectable tense.
01:26:46:11	01:26:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah there’s that is actually both you can use it as an adjective and a verb
01:26:51:18	01:26:52:13	Steve [Nortle]	And a noun.
01:26:53:24	01:27:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it is extremely versatile because you could literally go to the city of and straight up person
01:26:54:10	01:27:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a very versatile word, it’s
01:27:02:04	01:27:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	place or thing right there it is a thing it is just a thing yeah like the like the wonders
01:27:03:00	01:27:19:04	Chris [GM]	yes there you go okay so mc
01:27:07:12	01:27:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	a thing you do.
01:27:19:04	01:27:24:06	Chris [GM]	freedom gets up on stage people people people in the house
01:27:20:28	01:27:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	gosh freedom little justice hot wigs
01:27:25:03	01:27:34:26	Chris [GM]	creatures big and small you’re all here for one thing and one thing only to see people get
01:27:33:11	01:27:33:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	preach.
01:27:35:16	01:27:38:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	To learn from your preaching.
01:27:36:22	01:27:38:04	Chris [GM]	totally humiliated.
01:27:39:14	01:27:43:27	Steve [Nortle]	In the background, Nortle is doing warm-up jogging in place.
01:27:44:02	01:27:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	i’m still just serving drinks and putting on like the biggest show ever
01:27:47:29	01:27:48:15	Chris [GM]	fantastic.
01:27:49:21	01:28:01:11	Chris [GM]	We got up first new contestants, newcomers and we figured why not be gracious hosts and let them go first? First we are going to hear from Eros
01:28:01:11	01:28:04:16	Chris [GM]	versus Nortle the Tortal
01:28:05:02	01:28:07:25	Steve [Nortle]	My name already rhymes. You may as well stop now.
01:28:07:27	01:28:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s fine
01:28:07:29	01:28:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:28:10:28	01:28:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	You can go first Because I don’t want to embarrass you And I’m going to tin bar back here While you make a fool of yourself
01:28:17:16	01:28:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	And then I’m gonna kick you in the ass And I might break my foot
01:28:18:29	01:28:20:13	Chris [GM]	What kind of beat do you want?
01:28:22:27	01:28:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	Can you put it up a little bit more?
01:28:28:26	01:28:30:07	Chris [GM]	a different one too if you feel like it
01:28:31:26	01:28:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	I could do that one.
01:28:34:07	01:28:39:17	Chris [GM]	okay give it up for normal everyone ladies and gentlemen he’s gonna take it from here
01:28:42:26	01:28:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to have to sit In that shell, your mother
01:28:45:05	01:28:48:09	Brin [Basil]	He’s he’s freakishly good at this I’m scared for you
01:28:48:25	01:28:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	Is this all he did? Is this him trying to Get your father’s approval but not getting it
01:28:55:09	01:28:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, his father’s approvals
01:28:56:04	01:28:58:10	Chris [GM]	is that vicious mockery you just casted
01:28:58:07	01:28:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:02:06	01:29:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	I fucked your mother
01:29:03:26	01:29:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	What, what…
01:29:04:24	01:29:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:08:03	01:29:10:00	Dave [Xeros]	you can tell Emily that’s what I said tonight
01:29:14:09	01:29:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, I see. Ever so protective of his hip That’s a grace But you see him and you cry, not in the face.
01:29:23:26	01:29:27:07	Chris [GM]	oh yeah sounds pretty good to me
01:29:28:02	01:29:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	so it, I mean two sentences let me go a little bit longer than that I got an entire list here
01:29:34:15	01:29:45:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure. I mean – but we only need to judge it just on the two, right? So let’s – we’ll just – do you need to go more than the two? Is that why?
01:29:39:11	01:29:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	that’s fine
01:29:41:15	01:29:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	not in the face
01:29:46:01	01:29:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	everything I wrote it goes a little further than that
01:29:50:12	01:30:00:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, so hold on. We’ve got to read the rules here. Number one, does it rhyme?
01:29:50:14	01:29:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	You’re a disgrace.
01:29:53:26	01:29:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	okay
01:30:00:25	01:30:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	Did it rhyme? Yep.
01:30:03:09	01:30:13:23	Chris [GM]	Did it maintain a metrical pattern? I heard it. Did it effectively convey a complete thought or idea within two lines? audience says Bryn and Jesse
01:30:05:27	01:30:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, kind of.
01:30:13:23	01:30:21:24	Chris [GM]	you guys will be the audience for this one as well as I feel like that was pretty on par it’s 3d6
01:30:17:05	01:30:19:05	Brin [Basil]	It was a full, yeah.
01:30:18:26	01:30:26:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is it good whoa oh you get a d6 for every category that you check off.
01:30:19:14	01:30:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s 3D6 I can roll on him?
01:30:26:04	01:30:27:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’m going to need another.
01:30:32:08	01:30:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	So he takes this amount of humiliation regardless of how well he does on his.
01:30:39:21	01:30:40:17	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah yeah
01:30:48:05	01:30:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	kidding. 13 per point?
01:30:50:21	01:30:56:15	Chris [GM]	that was pretty smack in the face how many humiliation points do you have
01:30:54:22	01:30:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:30:58:08	01:30:59:29	Brin [Basil]	So maybe we should do four.
01:31:02:26	01:31:06:29	Brin [Basil]	Because that was a lot. I didn’t realize you got a dice for every category.
01:31:05:25	01:31:09:28	Chris [GM]	limerick or not For the point. Yep, for category.
01:31:10:10	01:31:35:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but it was
01:31:10:14	01:31:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you afraid of? Are you worried about something?
01:31:12:01	01:31:14:10	Brin [Basil]	No, I’m just saying I’m going to trash you.
01:31:18:02	01:31:18:17	Brin [Basil]	What’s yours for?
01:31:20:00	01:31:20:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it doesn’t matter.
01:31:22:04	01:31:25:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s probably definitely better than mine.
01:31:24:21	01:31:33:13	Chris [GM]	We’ll leave it at D6 for now. So that was a total of how many points?
01:31:28:08	01:31:29:19	Brin [Basil]	It’s not better than my class.
01:31:32:28	01:31:33:29	Brin [Basil]	You’re going to crash me.
01:31:35:02	01:31:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	13 charisma.
01:31:35:15	01:31:39:18	Chris [GM]	13 points against you Dave take 13 off your humiliation total.
01:31:40:25	01:31:41:28	Chris [GM]	So what are you at now?
01:31:41:02	01:31:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	And what’s my humiliation total?
01:31:43:29	01:31:45:03	Chris [GM]	Wisdom plus
01:31:46:02	01:31:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the full 20 okay
01:31:47:06	01:31:55:09	Chris [GM]	You take the charisma amount plus your wisdom so that’s 34 32 points yep So you’re down
01:31:51:20	01:31:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	32
01:31:54:13	01:31:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	so 32 minus 16 so I’m
01:31:56:10	01:31:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	13, so you’re down to 19.
01:32:00:09	01:32:01:10	Chris [GM]	That was a pretty good roll.
01:32:03:28	01:32:05:19	Chris [GM]	All right, you want that song, Dave?
01:32:08:28	01:32:10:21	Chris [GM]	This is going to be so much better when it’s all cut together.
01:32:15:12	01:32:20:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can do it to the music i’m scared oh okay i might not because i’m
01:32:18:19	01:32:19:16	Chris [GM]	It’s if you want it.
01:32:19:02	01:32:23:19	Brin [Basil]	You don’t… Like just say it slower if you’re intimidated by that.
01:32:28:17	01:32:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you trying to sabotage me is this is this psychological war games just say it really slow don’t even make it rhyme that’s fine
01:32:29:26	01:32:30:26	Chris [GM]	Yes, she totally is.
01:32:33:01	01:32:33:24	Steve [Nortle]	Mindy!
01:32:36:20	01:32:42:26	Brin [Basil]	I don’t even have to say anything. I’ll just look at you.
01:32:38:07	01:32:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	It doesn’t have to be a coherent thought. It doesn’ need to match…
01:32:44:12	01:32:46:14	Steve [Nortle]	Meter? Who’s heard of meter?
01:32:45:05	01:32:51:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s a lot of words there’s lots of messages from that book oh my gosh i don’t know which finger she’s holding me
01:32:52:02	01:32:52:25	Brin [Basil]	It was my favorite one.
01:32:54:04	01:33:00:08	Brin [Basil]	I tried to be good, and it was just habit. And it’s my longest one, so…
01:32:59:03	01:33:02:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just love that it was hidden and then you told me
01:33:03:06	01:33:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:33:05:12	01:33:08:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s the only one available right now.
01:33:07:20	01:33:08:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you in here
01:33:07:28	01:33:09:28	Steve [Nortle]	The other hands are occupied writing.
01:33:09:27	01:33:14:19	Brin [Basil]	But yeah, my hands are huge too, so like it’s an extra insult because really long
01:33:17:05	01:33:18:23	Brin [Basil]	or so my husband tells me.
01:33:20:13	01:33:21:25	Chris [GM]	You in a good spot, Dave. Are you already?
01:33:23:10	01:33:26:24	Dave [Xeros]	having to write lines in response to that bullshit
01:33:28:15	01:33:36:00	Brin [Basil]	See, this is what—that’s what I’m worried about too is he spit something at me, and I want to defend myself. How am I going to do that?
01:33:36:18	01:33:44:22	Chris [GM]	I do appreciate you guys trying this out. This is a little rough as far
01:33:45:03	01:33:47:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not as mechanically clear.
01:33:47:22	01:33:54:05	Chris [GM]	clear and it is putting yourself on the spot for Steve to play.
01:33:53:29	01:33:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	That play was incredible!
01:33:56:29	01:33:58:06	Chris [GM]	It turned out great.
01:33:58:13	01:33:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	Captain Crunched!
01:34:05:18	01:34:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry, I gotta run it through a couple times in my head.
01:34:08:12	01:34:08:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:34:08:19	01:34:10:28	Chris [GM]	do the super bass song or Do you need something else?
01:34:10:29	01:34:12:18	Dave [Xeros]	Do that whatever you’re doing with him.
01:34:12:10	01:34:13:19	Chris [GM]	got it.
01:34:15:23	01:34:16:22	Chris [GM]	to rep to go.
01:34:22:08	01:34:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:34:23:05	01:34:31:23	Chris [GM]	oh that was killer! The crowd’s going wild and quite humiliating.
01:34:29:07	01:34:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a turtle.
01:34:31:24	01:34:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wooo! Wow!
01:34:32:06	01:34:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	I know, I would feel pretty dumb if I had been dunked on like that.
01:34:35:14	01:34:40:09	Chris [GM]	All right Eros now is your chance get it revved up
01:34:38:07	01:34:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t blow it!
01:34:41:15	01:34:43:22	Steve [Nortle]	Make us proud, unlike your parents!
01:34:43:03	01:34:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Go Eros, go Eros!
01:34:43:26	01:34:47:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh shit You motherfucker
01:34:48:24	01:34:52:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You hit him in his sensitives. You shouldn’t have done that
01:34:49:11	01:34:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	Did you just said something to my parents?
01:34:54:02	01:35:08:02	Chris [GM]	that
01:34:54:25	01:35:04:13	Brin [Basil]	Face your fears Poke on something out if you fall right on your cage Shut your green feet, drop in that chub because you’re facing me and all the powers of hell.
01:34:55:03	01:35:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	Face your fears and face my rage, if I want something out of you I’ll rattle your cage, shut your green beak drop in that shell because you’re facing me and all the powers of hell
01:35:08:02	01:35:08:25	Chris [GM]	come from?
01:35:16:19	01:35:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, you didn’t like that, did you? You didn’t like that at all, did YOU?
01:35:17:20	01:35:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Awesome
01:35:20:29	01:35:31:13	Chris [GM]	uh does it mean did it maintain a metrical pattern yeah that sounded pretty good did it effectively can play a complete thought or idea within two lines
01:35:32:01	01:35:37:08	Chris [GM]	yeah i definitely think it did audience crowd what do you guys think pretty good
01:35:37:05	01:35:38:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i think he gets them all
01:35:37:08	01:35:49:29	Chris [GM]	all right 3d6 12 points
01:35:38:12	01:35:47:20	Brin [Basil]	ten, three, six five, one,
01:35:41:24	01:35:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	3d6
01:35:46:06	01:35:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	6, 5, 1 12 it seems that your tail’s already gone into your shell
01:35:49:29	01:35:54:26	Chris [GM]	against your humiliation all right cool it cool it call it guys
01:35:57:18	01:35:59:00	Steve [Nortle]	That’s because you have bad eyesight.
01:35:59:15	01:36:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	I thought you were in the pool
01:36:00:21	01:36:02:11	Brin [Basil]	I thought you were in the pool
01:36:01:26	01:36:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	You’re probably blind.
01:36:04:00	01:36:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	pool for a little bit shriveling up
01:36:04:20	01:36:10:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like I’m expecting everything to rhyme now it’s like He’s coming back
01:36:06:11	01:36:07:05	Steve [Nortle]	You’re probably…
01:36:06:29	01:36:08:26	Chris [GM]	Whoa, whoa, whoa Boys, boys, boys
01:36:10:06	01:36:17:02	Chris [GM]	Save it for the stage Next up we’ve got Foulclaw up against Basil
01:36:13:04	01:36:14:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, okay. Next.
01:36:17:09	01:36:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah Claw go Claw DJ Claw
01:36:20:08	01:36:21:28	Chris [GM]	Who are we going to let go first?
01:36:23:02	01:36:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, punch him with your words this time! With your words!
01:36:27:09	01:36:29:15	Brin [Basil]	Oh this is a wrap. I thought we were fighting
01:36:30:21	01:36:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:36:30:26	01:36:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	did you not hear the entire explanation of this?
01:36:38:03	01:36:40:07	Brin [Basil]	That’s all right it’s fine
01:36:38:21	01:36:43:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, I’m gonna
01:36:41:26	01:36:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, you can borrow some of my books if you need Some words
01:36:44:28	01:36:45:29	Brin [Basil]	I don’t.
01:36:45:18	01:36:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	cast a little part of inspiration on Falco.
01:36:51:03	01:36:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	You didn’t read the rules! Listen,
01:36:51:19	01:36:52:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh, and he’s…
01:36:54:17	01:36:56:03	Chris [GM]	She was doing It in character
01:36:56:23	01:36:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	are very lawful
01:36:58:13	01:36:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
01:37:00:26	01:37:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	rules.
01:37:01:22	01:37:07:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	As soon as you hit me with barred against break I just automatically start spinning out these like Aw yeah Aw
01:37:06:03	01:37:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Oh.
01:37:08:25	01:37:10:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh great, you make him look-
01:37:09:22	01:37:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	Freedom! Listen to
01:37:11:28	01:37:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	Nordle’s like trying to massage his… It’s okay. It’s OK, Shish. You got this.
01:37:15:13	01:37:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m flying up to this stage
01:37:18:07	01:37:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Oh!
01:37:19:02	01:37:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Pillar of light floating down
01:37:20:21	01:37:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	Pillow of the light!
01:37:22:08	01:37:22:23	Brin [Basil]	Boo!
01:37:23:13	01:37:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	Do this!
01:37:24:17	01:37:26:10	Brin [Basil]	Hey, can I borrow a quill?
01:37:27:25	01:37:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	You can borrow my moon-touch rapia.
01:37:27:29	01:37:29:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that was sick and ill.
01:37:32:24	01:37:42:05	Brin [Basil]	Makes sense! Just don’t worry about it.
01:37:33:27	01:37:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, it’s not…
01:37:37:14	01:37:39:23	Steve [Nortle]	I can think of a rhyme but I’m not going to say it.
01:37:41:22	01:37:43:01	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Hey!
01:37:42:12	01:37:45:21	Chris [GM]	We got Foulclaw starting us off.
01:37:45:23	01:37:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	Rapia!
01:37:48:13	01:37:58:15	Chris [GM]	You’ve cast Bardic Inspiration on him plus a d6 that is, well so the way Bardic Inspiration works in this is you get
01:37:50:19	01:37:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	He gets an extra d6.
01:37:58:15	01:38:07:14	Chris [GM]	assistance for the rap, like in real life. It’s like a tag team, right? So if you’ve got something you want to throw in at the end
01:38:01:08	01:38:02:16	Steve [Nortle]	Like in real life.
01:38:06:16	01:38:10:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	writing.
01:38:07:16	01:38:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh. Oh, hell yeah. I’m doing it right now.
01:38:07:24	01:38:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	To help him out.
01:38:11:21	01:38:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. And then with our two vicious mockery spells we just get to the side and can use those whenever and that’s another
01:38:20:17	01:38:27:07	Chris [GM]	your… For example, if you didn’t come through strong on the three things, you could use that or you can us it with
01:38:27:06	01:38:28:02	Steve [Nortle]	Amplify, yeah.
01:38:28:00	01:38:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Amplify. And is it a D4 or a D6? Oh my gosh.
01:38:30:09	01:38:31:19	Chris [GM]	It’s a D6 as well.
01:38:34:03	01:38:39:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, cool. I don’t know if I can do the music but say it really slow.
01:38:43:28	01:38:45:10	Brin [Basil]	set up because I’m going to do that.
01:38:46:23	01:38:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My
01:38:47:21	01:38:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t stutter!
01:38:49:03	01:38:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m taking the Nortle approach for rapping
01:38:52:01	01:38:54:14	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, we’re not standing off with that?
01:38:55:08	01:38:57:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright Okay Yeah
01:38:59:16	01:39:00:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mother
01:39:02:27	01:39:10:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the rest of that word because i’m a saint all right uh my name is falclaw and i’m here to say
01:39:10:09	01:39:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have fun in hell unless you change your ways i’m hear to preach the truth open your mind
01:39:15:29	01:39:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bring light and life to the deaf dumb and blind yeah sorry
01:39:21:24	01:39:24:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not gonna lie he really savaged you right there.
01:39:23:02	01:39:30:01	Chris [GM]	okay we’re gonna change it’s gonna be four lines now because it seems to flow better
01:39:31:13	01:39:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	I have enough.
01:39:32:06	01:39:33:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i got it i got excited i got
01:39:33:20	01:39:56:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	excited sorry how
01:39:36:17	01:39:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	He’s fluffy. He’s white. He’s silent in flight. Better watch out because he’s gonna bite you.
01:39:43:13	01:39:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t make sense, he’s got a beak.
01:39:46:01	01:39:48:07	Brin [Basil]	You can still bite him. So do you! Fuck off little!
01:39:46:22	01:39:58:09	Dave [Xeros]	So do you. fuck off nodal yes
01:39:47:20	01:39:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:47:20	01:39:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:39:51:02	01:39:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	I will.
01:39:52:06	01:39:57:03	Chris [GM]	all right all right i you hit all three in my opinion crowd
01:39:58:08	01:40:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, I liked it, I liked it.
01:39:58:09	01:40:15:03	Dave [Xeros]	jigger with
01:39:59:23	01:40:07:13	Chris [GM]	that was killer man that was awesome okay you have 3d6 well no you don’t roll the
01:40:03:04	01:40:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	three and then one from you oh he gives it okay
01:40:07:29	01:40:13:20	Chris [GM]	bardicinspiration he just added on yeah that honestly we need to jigger that a bit too uh
01:40:15:03	01:40:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	a J right yeah rejigger
01:40:15:19	01:40:16:21	Chris [GM]	Jigger with a J, yeah.
01:40:19:02	01:40:22:08	Chris [GM]	Don’t point it out! It was fine until you said something.
01:40:23:09	01:40:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m gonna roll my roll my three uh
01:40:23:19	01:40:24:21	Chris [GM]	That’s a word right?
01:40:26:17	01:40:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	this yeah just really handy
01:40:29:18	01:40:37:11	Brin [Basil]	So we’re doing four lines It has to be four lines now?
01:40:32:29	01:40:35:05	Chris [GM]	Anyways we gotta figure out what that’s
01:40:38:18	01:40:39:17	Brin [Basil]	You don’t have to.
01:40:39:02	01:40:42:09	Chris [GM]	You don’t have to, yeah but it just floats so well.
01:40:40:01	01:40:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if you want it.
01:40:42:22	01:40:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got excited.
01:40:45:23	01:40:47:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That is 13.
01:40:46:23	01:40:53:21	Steve [Nortle]	You’re still in it?
01:40:50:26	01:40:53:04	Brin [Basil]	have 25 on this so that’s…
01:40:51:26	01:40:54:21	Chris [GM]	Okay so your… That was pretty humiliating.
01:40:55:20	01:41:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	man she hasn’t even gone and she’s humiliated um hey
01:40:58:29	01:41:09:01	Chris [GM]	MC Frieden gets back up on stage. Oh, what a burn total and almost knockout! Basil, I hope you got the fire in you. You look
01:40:59:05	01:41:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s almost like she’s had the same experience you did.
01:41:02:13	01:41:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	I will
01:41:09:01	01:41:11:22	Chris [GM]	like you can hop. Hippity hip-hop. Let’s go.
01:41:10:02	01:41:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	ears are like bashfully
01:41:10:19	01:41:16:01	Brin [Basil]	They’re a little droopy.
01:41:18:02	01:41:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	assist I will help you out, sis
01:41:19:27	01:41:21:13	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t know you were such a joke.
01:41:22:03	01:41:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	she’s uh she’s it she’s an floppy ear bunny now
01:41:22:27	01:41:24:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	feel a little bit bad
01:41:26:18	01:41:29:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I’m also hyped to be up here preaching the word!
01:41:31:16	01:41:36:23	Chris [GM]	The crowd goes wild. It’s the most attention Falclaw has ever gotten in his preaching.
01:41:32:06	01:41:35:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I don’t know which one to do.
01:41:38:11	01:41:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	please pity us by like
01:41:39:27	01:41:50:05	Chris [GM]	he is like what’s the he’s vibing off the energy that he’s feeling right now you got
01:41:40:05	01:41:48:16	Brin [Basil]	Ugh, I
01:41:45:16	01:41:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m stoked Yep, mm-hmm.
01:41:48:16	01:41:52:07	Brin [Basil]	dont know if i…I dont know which ones to do honestly.
01:41:55:17	01:42:03:21	Steve [Nortle]	an assist though yeah like I’ll throw
01:41:57:05	01:42:04:10	Chris [GM]	awesome do you want to uh like assist
01:42:05:11	01:42:14:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll do I’ll follow Eros’ example apparently we were breaking into camps I gotta support my sister
01:42:11:10	01:42:15:08	Chris [GM]	Let’s do… Okay, so a little
01:42:12:11	01:42:13:07	Brin [Basil]	That is an old one.
01:42:12:16	01:42:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	support him you got i mean it’s an easy yeah
01:42:17:17	01:42:18:01	Chris [GM]	redo.
01:42:19:03	01:42:21:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s add a D4 if you’re assisting.
01:42:21:21	01:42:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	instead of D6
01:42:24:05	01:42:25:02	Steve [Nortle]	in addition
01:42:25:08	01:42:28:13	Chris [GM]	In addition to the D6 So we’ll add a D5
01:42:29:29	01:42:31:19	Chris [GM]	because these assists are so good.
01:42:32:20	01:42:42:29	Chris [GM]	Before, the rule was they didn’t do anything. You just helped someone with the lyrics or whatever. That was the assist but that’s kind of not working. Let’s just say it adds a D7 and we’ll start it
01:42:48:06	01:42:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah get on your assist
01:42:53:01	01:42:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	you’re gonna assist me next right
01:42:55:10	01:42:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	scribing away
01:42:58:14	01:43:00:18	Dave [Xeros]	hey can I get one of your feathers to help
01:43:01:28	01:43:08:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i can actually write with my finger but like i think I technically have 10 pens at any time
01:43:05:10	01:43:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	i can’t
01:43:08:11	01:43:09:12	Chris [GM]	Claws or whatever
01:43:08:19	01:43:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:43:11:14	01:43:12:26	Chris [GM]	Brynn are you ready
01:43:14:22	01:43:16:20	Brin [Basil]	And this side was first too
01:43:16:27	01:43:21:01	Chris [GM]	Give it up on stage For the first time Basil
01:43:22:13	01:43:24:08	Chris [GM]	Defending her crown
01:43:24:03	01:43:25:15	Brin [Basil]	Everyone drink more
01:43:24:07	01:43:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	everyone drink more she’s got floppy ears
01:43:27:13	01:43:34:08	Brin [Basil]	I have my cloak on, kind of like a boxer. Okay? I’m going to pull my cloak down and unbutton one button!
01:43:31:24	01:43:32:26	Dave [Xeros]	bring it
01:43:33:27	01:43:35:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:43:33:27	01:43:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:43:36:18	01:43:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s good that vanilla is not here
01:43:38:12	01:43:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:43:39:24	01:43:41:07	Brin [Basil]	It didn’t even work for him anyway.
01:43:40:20	01:43:41:22	Chris [GM]	And Butterface
01:43:41:08	01:43:41:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:43:41:11	01:43:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	and butter face
01:43:42:19	01:43:46:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s the real person we need to worry about. Who cares about fan?
01:43:51:20	01:43:57:15	Brin [Basil]	So what if all I want is… Oh, I messed it up! Hold on, wait a second. Do it again. Hold on.
01:43:55:24	01:43:59:06	Chris [GM]	Do it again You want to beat or you want to do without
01:43:59:06	01:44:00:16	Brin [Basil]	Yes, I do need a beat.
01:44:00:13	01:44:03:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, this is a fast beat. You want to make it a little slower?
01:44:03:04	01:44:08:25	Brin [Basil]	Fine. Yeah, fine like it’s good feeding one. Okay.
01:44:07:06	01:44:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of a slow mover
01:44:09:21	01:44:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s not wrong sorry i’m on your side sis don’t worry i got some
01:44:10:08	01:44:11:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s kind
01:44:15:22	01:44:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	i got something okay wild west
01:44:15:22	01:44:16:26	Brin [Basil]	Just stop talking.
01:44:18:15	01:44:21:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rabbit in
01:44:21:17	01:44:24:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I warned you I was bad at this but we’ll see what I can do for you.
01:44:23:28	01:44:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	If loving this is wrong I don’t want to be right
01:44:26:23	01:44:33:04	Brin [Basil]	it’s one thing to write it down and then another thing to say out loud. Like you know what I’m saying?
01:44:29:04	01:44:32:12	Chris [GM]	An entirely thing to say. Yeah, yeah, totally.
01:44:30:20	01:44:31:20	Steve [Nortle]	multiplicity
01:44:34:21	01:44:39:18	Brin [Basil]	This is just so dumb because of what you said to me
01:44:38:02	01:44:39:24	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t! There’s nothing done
01:44:41:05	01:44:42:01	Brin [Basil]	okay here we go
01:44:41:10	01:44:41:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good
01:44:45:04	01:44:55:28	Brin [Basil]	So what if all I want is carrots? Beta carrot team’s got nothing on me. All it does is make my sight keen as it is clearly seen.
01:44:55:28	01:45:01:25	Brin [Basil]	Fear stricken, beautifully white. Go ahead and touch, it’ll make you say oh she’s right.
01:44:56:04	01:45:07:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah! It was very good! Very good!
01:45:01:17	01:45:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	oh very so fresh and so
01:45:08:21	01:45:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	clean it’s oh my gosh look look at these whiteys attacking each other
01:45:09:06	01:45:11:13	Chris [GM]	Ain’t nobody dope as me!
01:45:11:22	01:45:23:25	Brin [Basil]	I know, I know. There’s so many rhymes and I can’t
01:45:15:01	01:45:16:08	Chris [GM]	I loved it!
01:45:15:23	01:45:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that was loaded with dance
01:45:21:11	01:45:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	here comes my assist Here comes my assist. Okay, acting all holy sanctimonious and proud but all your sermons are killing the crowd!
01:45:38:12	01:45:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:45:38:12	01:45:40:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:45:39:20	01:45:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	Ha ha ha ha!
01:45:41:23	01:45:44:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s not true alright
01:45:44:05	01:45:55:28	Chris [GM]	That was awesome. It hit all three. It rhymed, it maintained a metrical pattern and it effectively most definitely conveyed a complete thought or idea of two lines
01:45:46:05	01:45:48:21	Brin [Basil]	It didn’t flow very well but kind of
01:45:46:16	01:45:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give me the damage give me
01:45:55:28	01:46:01:03	Chris [GM]	in this case. Excellent. 3d6 plus the d4.
01:46:01:11	01:46:10:06	Brin [Basil]	it’s like seven feet but that’s fine okay so i can roll three right and a d4
01:46:07:28	01:46:09:03	Chris [GM]	And the d5.
01:46:08:29	01:46:10:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you get a d4
01:46:15:26	01:46:21:12	Dave [Xeros]	double sixes six six three and two
01:46:23:26	01:46:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so 17
01:46:23:29	01:46:26:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay, 17.
01:46:32:23	01:46:35:13	Chris [GM]	We got a hot streak tonight.
01:46:35:22	01:46:36:20	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
01:46:38:28	01:46:41:21	Chris [GM]	Freedom is all over the place.
01:46:40:03	01:46:43:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And you didn’t even use your fist that time.
01:46:44:04	01:46:45:05	Chris [GM]	Yep, yep, yep.
01:46:45:22	01:46:47:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m saving that for my last verse.
01:46:49:00	01:46:54:28	Chris [GM]	Okay, we want to bring it back to Nord of the Tortle versus Eros.
01:46:56:04	01:46:58:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah remember who’s serving you drinks
01:46:59:22	01:47:00:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Arrows, arrows!
01:47:00:13	01:47:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	oh well shit i gotta write something i was just gonna write something in responses but all right give me a second
01:47:05:14	01:47:07:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, you gotta, you Gotta.
01:47:06:25	01:47:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	sense That’s, okay.
01:47:06:26	01:47:13:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, this is awesome.
01:47:10:07	01:47:12:26	Chris [GM]	Is this fun? Everyone having a good time or…
01:47:12:02	01:47:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:47:14:29	01:47:17:10	Chris [GM]	I thought this would be really fun.
01:47:24:02	01:47:34:25	Chris [GM]	While you guys are doing the raps You see in the back of the stage A dragonborn with a hood drawn over her head
01:47:36:03	01:47:48:00	Chris [GM]	On one side And on the other side You see little Justice Kind of bouncing back and forth They’re getting ready They’re about to go on after you guys So they’re just practicing and hyping themselves up.
01:47:48:10	01:47:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Justice Cox! He’s the justice of the peace he’s the justice of the people he’s
01:47:52:11	01:47:57:04	Chris [GM]	I’m going to take this moment to update the photo.
01:47:57:21	01:48:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	the Supreme Court justice yeah
01:47:58:29	01:48:09:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s when he gets older yeah right now he’s like
01:48:04:23	01:48:08:16	Dave [Xeros]	he’s slowly building up to Supreme Court justice
01:48:10:11	01:48:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	you know maybe state level of a senator level
01:48:15:22	01:48:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	traffic violation justice or something
01:48:17:26	01:48:18:23	Brin [Basil]	Small claims
01:48:18:22	01:48:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
01:48:19:04	01:48:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	Small claims justice?
01:48:21:16	01:48:28:06	Chris [GM]	There he is, his little justice
01:48:22:02	01:48:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:48:22:02	01:48:23:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:48:31:07	01:48:39:11	Chris [GM]	fly Oh, and then you can get Tripody
01:48:39:11	01:48:45:24	Chris [GM]	Is she here?
01:48:51:24	01:48:53:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, she looks good
01:49:21:14	01:49:23:21	Chris [GM]	I just, you weren’t here for it.
01:49:26:29	01:49:38:09	Chris [GM]	While you guys are up on stage and wowing the crowd you see behind you a dragonborn with a hood drawn over her head kind of pacing back and forth, vibing to the beat
01:49:38:27	01:49:47:20	Chris [GM]	getting ready. And then on the other side of the stage you see Little Justice up there and I reveal them on the character There’s Little Justice
01:49:50:24	01:49:54:22	Chris [GM]	And then here’s Trippity. Where’d she go? There she is.
01:49:58:17	01:49:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s got a nice taste in dragonborn.
01:50:06:06	01:50:08:14	Chris [GM]	I haven’t said anything about them, actually.
01:50:09:26	01:50:11:01	Chris [GM]	We’ll get back to this.
01:50:13:12	01:50:16:02	Chris [GM]	Just that little Justice is the son of MC Freedom.
01:50:21:11	01:50:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	Really guys? The blender?
01:50:24:17	01:50:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	Of all the things the blender?
01:50:29:10	01:50:31:01	Brin [Basil]	We’re in a bar so…
01:50:31:09	01:50:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	True. Hey, ambiance.
01:50:33:27	01:51:12:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m being all set yeah
01:50:36:01	01:50:38:04	Dave [Xeros]	Ambiance She can see my halo
01:50:40:21	01:50:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	My favorite song of hers is Limeade.
01:50:51:10	01:50:59:20	Steve [Nortle]	The number of band-based puns that this campaign has generated is pretty high.
01:50:57:23	01:50:58:17	Chris [GM]	loving it
01:50:57:27	01:51:05:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	people people should listen slash watch this just for the band references
01:51:06:26	01:51:12:26	Chris [GM]	This episode’s going to need a lot of editing, though. A lot of dead air on purpose.
01:51:25:25	01:51:31:05	Dave [Xeros]	see if I can Give me a beat I’m just going to run through it in my mind. I’ve got to shadow box it for a second.
01:51:31:24	01:51:43:11	Brin [Basil]	really have to do that too it’s like yes
01:51:33:13	01:51:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve just got to feel it.
01:51:34:21	01:51:35:12	Chris [GM]	Yep, yep, yep.
01:51:34:29	01:51:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s why I don’t want music I’m like, I’m going to think about the music too much
01:51:37:22	01:51:45:23	Chris [GM]	Do you want faster or do you want kind of this one pretty mid?
01:51:40:20	01:51:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	Give me like a slower mid beat.
01:51:43:11	01:51:54:25	Brin [Basil]	I love the mid yeah this one’s perfect but you know what I mean like say a little bit slower and it’s not so like take two beats instead of one
01:51:56:10	01:51:59:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I still get tripped up though I think about it too much
01:51:58:05	01:52:03:28	Brin [Basil]	Well, it’s so hard to get the syllables all All the same.
01:52:04:28	01:52:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I think I got this.
01:52:07:19	01:52:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	All right, you ready for this burn? You’re like, all right, yeah! I’m going to just throw up, get on. I jump back from behind the bar
01:52:08:13	01:52:11:06	Chris [GM]	I already gave you the awesome intro.
01:52:17:29	01:52:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	because I really am dedicated to making sure this goes off the edge. Once I land on stage, I do go full performer and like flames fly up around me and my hair goes up.
01:52:28:08	01:52:32:14	Chris [GM]	beautiful and you still have that inspiration by the way yeah
01:52:32:06	01:52:36:21	Dave [Xeros]	I know if I have to re-roll I will. Can you stop me at the top of the beat please?
01:52:38:20	01:52:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Yeah yeah yeah Koopa Troopa stomping you down Holy shit You look like a clown Sanctimonious in that pope hat Don’t you know
01:52:50:01	01:52:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	You’re a dope on the mat Stomping you damn and booting your ass The crowd is here to hate you en masse
01:52:51:12	01:52:56:11	Brin [Basil]	Stomping these damned boots in your ass The crowd is here to hate you en masse!
01:52:52:03	01:52:59:15	Chris [GM]	oh very good
01:53:00:24	01:53:03:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have an assist too as well, that was good.
01:53:02:14	01:53:05:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s hot in my mouth. What the hell man?
01:53:02:21	01:53:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yes
01:53:03:06	01:53:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, bring it on bird brain.
01:53:06:01	01:53:14:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here we go yeah oh that was it right there i missed it shoot thinking about
01:53:14:07	01:53:21:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay you think you can help but you’re just a tortoise I’m gonna destroy you like the Orc Fortress M’Portfus
01:53:24:04	01:53:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that was beautiful.
01:53:29:03	01:53:31:02	Chris [GM]	up with a hard hit
01:53:31:01	01:53:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hard hit Rolling back To the Orcus Fortress of my poor Fast
01:53:37:08	01:53:38:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Patreons know what we’re talking about
01:53:37:27	01:53:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah hell yeah
01:53:40:08	01:53:43:05	Chris [GM]	i’m gonna laugh so hard at this whole time we’d never get a patreon
01:53:41:18	01:53:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:53:43:06	01:53:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:53:44:08	01:53:46:08	Chris [GM]	People are like, where is this stuff?
01:53:45:11	01:53:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	Where is this Patreon
01:53:45:13	01:53:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:53:45:15	01:53:47:25	Brin [Basil]	Where is your Patreon?
01:53:45:23	01:53:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:53:45:23	01:53:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:53:47:23	01:53:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m trying to give you money where do i go
01:53:49:06	01:53:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	Wait where do I go This is the endless joke.
01:53:54:06	01:53:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	The joke’s on you, audience. The joke’S on you.
01:53:55:25	01:53:58:25	Steve [Nortle]	Suckers. We don’t want your filthy lucre.
01:53:58:13	01:54:01:28	Chris [GM]	We should have probably just live streamed this tonight on the Twitch.
01:54:01:17	01:54:12:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man. It’s connected like all I got to do it’s all connected to the internet now so I can actually stream it straight out of the ATEM. I want the live cut to be working though so
01:54:06:10	01:54:10:19	Brin [Basil]	I want those live cuts. Yeah.
01:54:08:10	01:54:09:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s do it
01:54:12:21	01:54:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not right now for some odd reason and I’ll get it working though
01:54:16:08	01:54:17:06	Chris [GM]	awesome when you’re ready for that.
01:54:17:16	01:54:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hills yes
01:54:18:11	01:54:24:10	Chris [GM]	Did it rhyme! Did it maintain a magical pattern? Did it effectively convey a complete thought or idea
01:54:19:18	01:54:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
01:54:23:11	01:54:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	and it embarrassed the hell out of him yeah okay
01:54:23:22	01:54:26:19	Brin [Basil]	and it embarrassed the hell out of him.
01:54:28:17	01:54:39:23	Chris [GM]	3D6 plus a D4 for that assist and And you have that ability to re-roll one of the die with that inspiration.
01:54:33:21	01:54:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice religious references by the way yeah usually i don’t approve of those but this time
01:54:45:03	01:54:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	you know you look like a dope on uh six four four one oh
01:54:53:09	01:55:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	dude that is 15 i don’t know if i’m rolling where are
01:54:56:07	01:54:56:19	Chris [GM]	pretty good.
01:55:01:19	01:55:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not saying.
01:55:01:28	01:55:04:05	Brin [Basil]	The one?
01:55:03:15	01:55:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can you just re-roll one of them?
01:55:07:05	01:55:10:05	Chris [GM]	He has the inspiration that we granted him forever ago.
01:55:10:18	01:55:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you might as well reroll the wanders.
01:55:18:17	01:55:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:55:20:26	01:55:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s on brand for all of us like, for our whole like, that’s all of us.
01:55:23:10	01:55:24:23	Brin [Basil]	That’s on France!
01:55:25:22	01:55:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	uh
01:55:31:26	01:55:38:28	Chris [GM]	Oh, that was quite a blow! We got Nortle up next. Hopefully he can take it slow.
01:55:32:00	01:55:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Maybe it’s going to
01:55:48:19	01:55:50:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	be a maybe maybe it’ll be a slow burn
01:55:51:01	01:56:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	like maybe a slow burn right are they
01:55:56:25	01:55:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve got my two I’ve got
01:55:59:18	01:56:01:08	Chris [GM]	want that same beat you want something
01:56:01:29	01:56:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	let’s
01:56:06:29	01:56:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Hey,
01:56:10:23	01:56:13:26	Chris [GM]	because your tiefling is black yeah okay
01:56:15:23	01:56:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus Plus, Nortle is incredibly racist.
01:56:18:01	01:56:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh Koopa Troopa is a clever little joke but all your rhymes are just as solid as smoke You’ll see me in hell I’ll give you another If I’m in the inferno I’ll be banging your mother
01:56:27:06	01:56:28:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:27:15	01:56:28:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:56:27:19	01:56:27:28	Chris [GM]	Oh!
01:56:28:07	01:56:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah
01:56:30:12	01:56:32:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:30:21	01:56:31:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:56:30:25	01:56:31:14	Brin [Basil]	OHHHHH!!!
01:56:35:04	01:56:35:23	Chris [GM]	Dang!
01:56:37:24	01:56:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay way up we have oh man good
01:56:38:13	01:56:48:08	Chris [GM]	Thumbs way up. Oh, people, people、 people. We ain’t never seen anything like this from this stage. We are flaming tonight.
01:56:39:12	01:56:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow!
01:56:41:17	01:56:44:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh man, good job!
01:56:42:06	01:56:42:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sheesh…
01:56:44:04	01:56:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	job oh so many personal attacks um
01:56:49:28	01:56:58:11	Brin [Basil]	Can I support him? Can I back him up since these two are ganging up on us? Yeah.
01:56:50:17	01:56:52:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Making enemies tonight.
01:56:53:28	01:56:54:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
01:56:54:17	01:56:55:02	Chris [GM]	100%.
01:56:57:03	01:56:57:19	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:56:59:28	01:57:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	from my eye I’m gonna say once we get to pearl you’re going to feel
01:57:02:15	01:57:03:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Really?
01:57:06:12	01:57:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:08:06	01:57:10:08	Steve [Nortle]	I probably won’t understand it.
01:57:10:29	01:57:11:19	Chris [GM]	wouldn’t remember
01:57:13:25	01:57:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, so I’m rolling Humiliation Damage!
01:57:16:22	01:57:21:21	Chris [GM]	all three for sure and then Basil wanted to assist just so you know
01:57:22:18	01:57:29:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s quick, sweet idiot be my witness Don’t you think he needs to work on his fitness
01:57:24:05	01:57:33:18	Chris [GM]	oh that’s a personal blow it sounds like
01:57:34:18	01:57:35:28	Brin [Basil]	That’s it that’s all I got
01:57:35:10	01:57:47:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the assaults take
01:57:35:15	01:57:39:03	Chris [GM]	that was very good I like it all three hits go for it
01:57:36:18	01:57:37:17	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks sis!
01:57:38:19	01:57:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, man. Nice.
01:57:41:22	01:57:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	That would make it 17.
01:57:43:29	01:57:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	17, huh? What was I in? One second.
01:57:46:17	01:57:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	You were 15 weren’t you?
01:57:47:22	01:58:01:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your
01:57:50:21	01:57:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	I wasn’t at 15. I have 20…
01:57:52:16	01:57:59:07	Brin [Basil]	I was at 15. No, where was it? I’m not… I’m in big trouble.
01:57:54:17	01:57:57:05	Chris [GM]	you took 13 points of damage last time
01:57:58:07	01:58:00:10	Chris [GM]	subtract that from whatever your total was
01:58:00:10	01:58:01:07	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’m a big trouble
01:58:01:29	01:58:18:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	money take it
01:58:04:11	01:58:05:08	Steve [Nortle]	just dealt 17.
01:58:06:08	01:58:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m at zero?
01:58:08:08	01:58:09:16	Chris [GM]	We got a knockout!
01:58:13:28	01:58:18:11	Chris [GM]	You already said it You were tearing up On stage right And you said You’re going to feel bad If you go
01:58:16:19	01:58:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, you talk about my mother.
01:58:16:27	01:58:27:06	Steve [Nortle]	wait, I’ve got one more give me that beat again it. It’s for him
01:58:23:11	01:58:24:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:24:20	01:58:25:24	Chris [GM]	The next one
01:58:27:06	01:58:38:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wait, well no one of them I can say for Falco No but there’s
01:58:27:18	01:58:28:21	Chris [GM]	He’s just gonna Go
01:58:28:24	01:58:29:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:58:30:16	01:58:31:28	Brin [Basil]	He’s not done
01:58:31:17	01:58:33:02	Chris [GM]	While arrows is low
01:58:37:22	01:58:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i’m gonna win this round right he’s your partner said
01:58:39:27	01:58:40:17	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s see
01:58:43:12	01:58:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	Okay yeah so I’ve got a couple for him
01:58:46:16	01:58:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	No, okay. Just roll them in.
01:58:52:06	01:59:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah maybe But your bars don’t blow I can’t help if you don’t understand the intelligence
01:58:56:03	01:58:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	all blow?
01:59:01:13	01:59:04:23	Chris [GM]	This is not going to pass the convey a complete thought of idea.
01:59:05:25	01:59:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just going to roll these out one at a time?
01:59:07:15	01:59:10:04	Brin [Basil]	Hold on, he had to flip his page. Just hold on!
01:59:09:01	01:59:14:02	Steve [Nortle]	Your distort value makes you all Twisted? You mourn your band But no one else missed it
01:59:15:03	01:59:18:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay i’ve got like i’ve i’ve
01:59:18:15	01:59:30:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve got, like, laser
01:59:19:13	01:59:26:26	Chris [GM]	MC frees up on stage like, man, this guy’s getting personal. It’s all fun and games guys, it’s all part of games. Jeez.
01:59:30:19	01:59:39:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eyes in the back of Nortle’s head. Yeah, because I know the deep sensitivity that they’re playing around with here.
01:59:32:09	01:59:33:08	Chris [GM]	I’m Nortle right now.
01:59:38:25	01:59:40:26	Chris [GM]	an inspiration point for that.
01:59:39:17	01:59:46:18	Brin [Basil]	We’ve never seen Falclaw’s eyes so small They’re just little So at this point
01:59:45:07	01:59:51:28	Chris [GM]	So at At this point, Eros, I think you would just return back to the bar in total humiliation.
01:59:52:13	01:59:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	More drinks right here.
01:59:57:02	02:00:04:11	Chris [GM]	We’ve got a winner here folks moving on to the final round but let’s take it back to Basil and Fowlclaw to finish this up.
02:00:06:06	02:00:16:00	Dave [Xeros]	uh can i still like back him up from the bar that sucks ass oh
02:00:10:13	02:00:14:04	Brin [Basil]	Sounds great.
02:00:14:15	02:00:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s all right we got this okay uh yeah that same one worked okay last time
02:00:18:05	02:00:20:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah okay what kind of beat do you want?
02:00:27:05	02:00:30:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh this one’s gonna be hard though i have to say this right
02:00:37:09	02:00:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your soul ain’t lost yet quick read this book judgment day is coming oh hold on wait
02:00:44:05	02:00:44:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:44:28	02:00:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	with the assist
02:00:45:20	02:00:46:21	Chris [GM]	Do it again. This is sounding good.
02:00:45:23	02:00:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:00:46:02	02:00:47:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:46:26	02:00:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	mirrored i yell oh fuck for the bar
02:00:51:04	02:00:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shoot it’s the music there’s four lines nobody nobody panic about this okay
02:00:53:14	02:01:00:17	Brin [Basil]	I know I did it too don’t worry. I psyched you out, I told her you were going to
02:00:59:08	02:01:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i know oh okay you’re so late like yeah quick read
02:01:08:13	02:01:14:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this book judgment day’s coming then you’ll give a fool kill your mistakes get rid of the sin
02:01:12:11	02:01:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	oh he has risen
02:01:14:00	02:01:24:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forget all you know and begin again there were there were quotation marks around no by the way
02:01:20:05	02:01:21:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:23:11	02:01:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:01:25:08	02:01:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forget all y ‘know okay yeah
02:01:26:14	02:01:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	while i yell he is risen from the bar can you just float up in the air a little bit
02:01:26:23	02:01:32:20	Brin [Basil]	While i yell he has risen from the bar can you just throw up a little bit? And then im gonna hit motion
02:01:30:02	02:01:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:31:14	02:01:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	and then i’m gonna hit you with a spotlight okay cool that’s the i that’s only way i can support you right now because i’ve been like yeah like angel
02:01:34:01	02:01:39:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure yeah uh -huh yeah charm a little crowd
02:01:35:06	02:01:37:14	Brin [Basil]	That’s the ice fucking way right now
02:01:39:12	02:01:47:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if you could cast some flames or something circle yeah that’d be cool
02:01:43:26	02:01:47:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Some holy magic? Got it.
02:01:48:11	02:01:52:14	Chris [GM]	Righteously slapped down that three dice for you.
02:01:56:07	02:01:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	Righteous!
02:01:57:08	02:01:59:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, can I use one of my vicious mockeries?
02:01:59:17	02:02:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh shit, I completely forgot about that.
02:02:02:03	02:02:06:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s a four It’s a six Can I
02:02:03:28	02:02:05:06	Chris [GM]	It’s a d6.
02:02:06:11	02:02:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	you took me down to five
02:02:08:27	02:02:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	so if you had done this it’s my ability
02:02:12:17	02:02:13:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Come on
02:02:12:19	02:02:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	Well… Son of a bitch.
02:02:16:18	02:02:17:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Twelve
02:02:21:04	02:02:21:18	Chris [GM]	Oh, 15.
02:02:22:18	02:02:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does she get one more round or something
02:02:23:09	02:02:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	Still in it.
02:02:25:13	02:02:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no!
02:02:27:21	02:02:29:05	Steve [Nortle]	don’t take her personally sis
02:02:28:14	02:02:32:20	Brin [Basil]	I only had 12, I only have 12.
02:02:30:15	02:02:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	I think she should because he got the rap like we both did our full so I think that she should be able to at least retaliate
02:02:34:26	02:02:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah yeah
02:02:37:22	02:02:41:24	Chris [GM]	So we’ll say whoever gets below the furthest down to negative.
02:02:41:15	02:02:44:02	Steve [Nortle]	okay, so she’s at zero and if she hits him hard enough
02:02:43:27	02:02:45:18	Brin [Basil]	Well, you said I’m negative three.
02:02:47:24	02:02:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	whoever wins I’ve gotta
02:02:49:20	02:02:52:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’re taking them on in the next round. Yeah, yeah, yeah?
02:02:50:23	02:02:51:19	Steve [Nortle]	take them on
02:02:51:23	02:03:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah shoot right behind uh -oh yeah this
02:02:55:13	02:03:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	you need to damn more people of hell yeah yep my mother there apparently
02:02:58:28	02:03:00:26	Steve [Nortle]	well we know who is there Don’t wait for her back.
02:03:02:29	02:03:07:09	Brin [Basil]	I think I’m ready.
02:03:03:14	02:03:04:23	Chris [GM]	Are you ready, Basil?
02:03:05:26	02:03:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	my mother’s dead
02:03:09:13	02:03:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	That’s how I know where she was.
02:03:10:23	02:03:15:20	Brin [Basil]	I really hope you guys have all read this children’s book because if you haven’t, this is not going to make sense.
02:03:10:24	02:03:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	that’s
02:03:18:17	02:03:19:14	Chris [GM]	We got…
02:03:20:02	02:03:23:28	Brin [Basil]	I’ve got too many kids so I’m like, ooh, this childrens book?
02:03:26:24	02:03:28:00	Brin [Basil]	What a burn!
02:03:26:29	02:03:29:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good she’s just gonna be a one fish two
02:03:30:02	02:03:31:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:03:30:12	02:03:31:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:03:31:12	02:03:35:20	Steve [Nortle]	We’ve got some Sandra Boynton in the house!
02:03:33:02	02:03:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve never heard.
02:03:36:26	02:03:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	got this purple crayon
02:03:38:06	02:03:46:00	Chris [GM]	all right basil let’s hear what you got sounds like you’re fighting for your life give it a shot
02:03:38:12	02:03:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:03:39:01	02:03:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:44:19	02:03:52:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah the life is already gone okay who do
02:03:45:14	02:03:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	is going to end
02:03:52:17	02:03:57:01	Brin [Basil]	you think you are looking like tawny scrawny after
02:03:57:01	02:04:12:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m done with you you’ll be calling out mommy yes it’s
02:04:04:17	02:04:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	hey do you know who your mother
02:04:07:01	02:04:09:08	Chris [GM]	tawny scrawny i have no idea
02:04:07:14	02:04:09:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Also, mother jokes are also
02:04:12:13	02:04:23:23	Brin [Basil]	a it’s literally a children’s book about this really skinny lion and he hunts animals every day of the week. And then you’ve run into these little rabbits, and they feed him carrot stew
02:04:14:11	02:04:19:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to look at you at the bar and we’re going to feel each other’s pain for a little bit.
02:04:23:23	02:04:33:14	Brin [Basil]	and fatten them up so it’s a tawny scrawny if the moral story is that he doesn’t eat any other animals who stops eating all
02:04:26:22	02:04:28:15	Chris [GM]	so what’s the moral of this story
02:04:33:14	02:04:43:28	Brin [Basil]	the animals everyday at the week in the kit the rabbit save everybody so yes he gets super fat
02:04:38:09	02:04:43:03	Steve [Nortle]	the obligate carnivore turns into a vegetarian just like in real life
02:04:42:29	02:04:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	what does your children books say about making fun of an
02:04:43:28	02:04:55:21	Brin [Basil]	and anyways it’s a cute book unfortunately
02:04:55:21	02:05:03:27	Brin [Basil]	there’s no literature on my house about that I don’t because we don’t believe in orphans just
02:05:00:13	02:05:01:27	Chris [GM]	specific very niche
02:05:04:03	02:05:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	oh ouch okay okay yeah thanks
02:05:07:22	02:05:18:22	Brin [Basil]	kidding Dave it hurts even more cuz you’re actually the only thing
02:05:11:17	02:05:13:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are we all are we all going to be
02:05:16:24	02:05:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	for all of you people who don’t know for all of you people out there in wonderland that don’t know i have lost both my mother and
02:05:26:20	02:05:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	my father and my father just very recently so yeah i’m recently an orphan um yeah
02:05:27:19	02:05:44:25	Brin [Basil]	my father I don’t
02:05:31:26	02:05:35:18	Chris [GM]	Is it considered an orphan past the age of 18?
02:05:37:04	02:05:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just i mean like you’re a bastard if you don’t have a father and you’re like 90 years old you know it’s okay
02:05:41:28	02:05:42:18	Chris [GM]	I guess that’s true.
02:05:44:25	02:05:55:09	Brin [Basil]	have a dad either okay my dad’s dead too so in real life
02:05:50:08	02:05:51:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s slipping into his Eros voice.
02:05:55:09	02:05:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	it’s fine It’s fine Um
02:05:59:18	02:06:00:08	Chris [GM]	My mom’s dead.
02:06:00:08	02:06:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	I
02:06:00:19	02:06:01:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:00:29	02:06:01:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:03:18	02:06:04:18	Chris [GM]	We’re trading blows?
02:06:04:03	02:06:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	knew my father and my mother
02:06:06:08	02:06:08:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah I didn’t even get the privilege of knowing mine
02:06:09:17	02:06:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	We’re just gonna burn each other to the ground
02:06:10:02	02:06:17:22	Brin [Basil]	he took one look at me and went hung himself it is the truth
02:06:16:29	02:06:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	It is the truth
02:06:17:23	02:06:18:27	Chris [GM]	Oh, Brent, I’m sorry.
02:06:18:11	02:06:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wow.
02:06:19:29	02:06:25:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah my dad comes to this Chris’ mom died of cancer do you want to talk about that?
02:06:22:11	02:06:25:07	Dave [Xeros]	Chris’ mom died of cancer Do we want to talk about that?
02:06:27:03	02:06:33:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are we still going to be A party after this? Are we
02:06:27:09	02:06:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	This is getting super dark.
02:06:28:14	02:06:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:28:28	02:06:30:24	Chris [GM]	Are we playing in a game right now? What happened?
02:06:33:24	02:06:38:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m trying to make you feel bad for me because i feel bad that I said that
02:06:38:27	02:06:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, I’ve only been in weekly therapy for a year for grief counseling. It’s fine, it’s fine. Just throw it down.
02:06:44:21	02:06:45:11	Chris [GM]	really real.
02:06:47:20	02:06:49:19	Chris [GM]	this is not streaming on Twitch right now
02:06:51:14	02:06:52:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, foul claw
02:06:52:08	02:06:53:10	Chris [GM]	Is everyone okay?
02:06:52:26	02:06:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, did you roll your damage for that?
02:06:54:27	02:06:55:14	Chris [GM]	Are we OK?
02:06:55:10	02:06:56:20	Brin [Basil]	no, I did it
02:06:56:00	02:07:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, roll it, roll your damage. Stick it in my heart.
02:06:58:28	02:07:01:00	Chris [GM]	All three, all three…
02:07:03:16	02:07:11:23	Chris [GM]	I’ll leave it with the audience. Did number three effectively convey a complete thought or idea? It hurt. Okay. Alright.
02:07:08:22	02:07:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it hurts, it hurt bad.
02:07:11:28	02:07:17:27	Chris [GM]	All three. You’re going up against Falco.
02:07:14:15	02:07:25:22	Brin [Basil]	okay wait a minute yeah right and then and yours
02:07:19:00	02:07:25:14	Chris [GM]	And he’s already knocked you out so if you get a bigger knockout than him that’s who is going to determine
02:07:25:22	02:07:33:20	Brin [Basil]	was 15 yes 1d6 more so
02:07:26:02	02:07:29:06	Steve [Nortle]	So use your vicious mockery to give yourself 1d6 more.
02:07:31:01	02:07:33:04	Chris [GM]	One would be six more yeah that’s what we said
02:07:34:17	02:07:41:10	Steve [Nortle]	Right, yeah that would be from me and I didn’t… I’m saving mine just in case I have to go up against him.
02:07:34:22	02:07:35:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s…
02:07:40:14	02:07:48:13	Brin [Basil]	fine I respect that 12
02:07:41:03	02:07:44:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I kind of want the siblings to end up in the finale though.
02:07:42:20	02:07:44:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh man!
02:07:45:20	02:07:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	You could make mother jokes.
02:07:48:21	02:07:51:04	Chris [GM]	She’s got a big smile on her face.
02:07:50:12	02:07:51:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh man
02:07:52:28	02:08:03:19	Brin [Basil]	team. So what’s your negative? I’m only negative, so I think he wins.
02:07:54:10	02:07:55:19	Chris [GM]	That’s a big hit.
02:07:55:21	02:08:00:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i gave you 15. uh i’m negative one
02:07:56:05	02:07:57:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh crap.
02:08:03:05	02:08:04:28	Chris [GM]	Ooh, Falclaw coming in clutch.
02:08:03:19	02:08:09:03	Brin [Basil]	Even though mine was a bigger burn.
02:08:05:19	02:08:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
02:08:09:22	02:08:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so how do we do this next round same thing
02:08:12:23	02:08:16:03	Chris [GM]	Same thing just going against Falclaws now. Or Nortle.
02:08:16:02	02:08:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but how do me because i’m all the way oh my holy gosh
02:08:17:04	02:08:19:04	Chris [GM]	So your humiliation points go back up?
02:08:20:07	02:08:20:22	Steve [Nortle]	to the top?
02:08:22:04	02:08:32:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Round two, yeah? Oh, it’s been a rough battle but people have come through victorious.
02:08:22:05	02:08:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:08:24:05	02:08:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	Fight!
02:08:32:10	02:08:37:17	Chris [GM]	We’ve got Fowlclaw versus Nortle coming up next.
02:08:32:24	02:08:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	see i hey quick question shouldn’t they keep you at disadvantage because his name rhymes and it’s a bad rhyme
02:08:42:22	02:08:44:16	Brin [Basil]	This is the main line from this bad thing.
02:08:45:08	02:08:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	like really bad rhyme just just throwing it out there yes i you know i was i was
02:08:45:22	02:08:47:20	Brin [Basil]	Like really bad stuff.
02:08:48:18	02:09:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	I would like to disagree with him, but I can’t you got
02:08:53:23	02:08:59:27	Brin [Basil]	You know, I was going to make it a portal the other day
02:08:55:16	02:08:57:16	Chris [GM]	I’m not going to credit this advantage, no.
02:08:56:16	02:09:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	i was gonna make a tortle the other day and the first name that came up in the name generator was nortel it’s just so unoriginal
02:09:05:19	02:09:13:25	Chris [GM]	Save it for the stage arrows right after this.
02:09:06:26	02:09:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	i can’t i already got kicked off you want to drink freedom freedom come have a drink with me all right oh yeah don’t worry
02:09:15:03	02:09:16:04	Chris [GM]	He’ll hold you to that.
02:09:17:12	02:09:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	i’m already polishing the biggest glass i have um it’s actually the chalice it’s no it’s the chalis it’s like the big chalic that is only used for when deities
02:09:21:29	02:09:23:14	Chris [GM]	Is it one of the boots or whatever?
02:09:22:20	02:09:32:24	Brin [Basil]	It’s the challenge that you can only be for D &D
02:09:29:01	02:09:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	come into the tent and other um and and other very like political figures you
02:09:29:27	02:09:30:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, all right.
02:09:36:22	02:09:42:27	Chris [GM]	You put him on that level, I get it. All right, we’re going to have – have you gone first yet?
02:09:43:10	02:09:45:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve gone first every time when i
02:09:45:14	02:09:48:02	Brin [Basil]	Bartender, I’ll serve? Heck yeah!
02:09:47:00	02:09:49:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i need to write a few more too yeah
02:09:47:29	02:09:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	heck yeah drum up some sales can i can i roll to find out like a d100 to find
02:09:49:21	02:09:50:15	Chris [GM]	You guys go for it.
02:09:50:28	02:10:03:00	Brin [Basil]	Can I roll the button just like how it is so that…
02:09:53:14	02:10:03:17	Dave [Xeros]	how much of a percentage of her stock we’ve sold out so that’s like what 10 percent of
02:09:56:11	02:09:57:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure.
02:09:59:02	02:10:00:26	Chris [GM]	It won’t be Honey Elixirs though.
02:10:04:05	02:10:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:10:04:11	02:10:14:14	Chris [GM]	That’s her signature drink. That is the most popular one. So she is – I mean, this is great because she’s not making a ton of sales because her most popular drink is unavailable.
02:10:14:26	02:10:19:21	Chris [GM]	So with this, that’s pretty good.
02:10:15:20	02:10:24:14	Brin [Basil]	6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
02:10:15:26	02:10:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	up 74 74 of the stock is
02:10:21:07	02:10:22:21	Chris [GM]	Keep track of that.
02:10:22:12	02:10:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	out all right all right let’s do this i get hey everyone we got our woo girl here officially
02:10:24:14	02:10:34:15	Brin [Basil]	18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 41.
02:10:32:17	02:10:44:00	Dave [Xeros]	whoo um we’re getting low on stocks so if you want to keep on drinking you better get it now. It’s running out. That was my call to action. That’s my CTA, guys.
02:10:45:11	02:10:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	Limited stock. No BOGO.
02:10:53:03	02:10:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	They’re so hard at work.
02:10:54:15	02:11:04:07	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I should have said more foul words. I really… I just wasn’t prepared for that.
02:10:57:17	02:11:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	Well, especially when you’re against a foul claw.
02:11:01:03	02:11:02:20	Chris [GM]	Okay, I have a question.
02:11:04:12	02:11:12:14	Chris [GM]	I’ve been spelling it F-O-W-L Like a foul. Is it F-U-L? Like your foul smelling?
02:11:09:14	02:11:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	F-O-U-L.
02:11:13:09	02:11:14:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s F-A-U L.
02:11:14:13	02:11:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	And I seem to recall that when you picked That name, you were kind of like I don’t really like that We’ll probably change it Here we are a year later
02:11:21:05	02:11:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	necessarily my real name.
02:11:24:22	02:11:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a W though. That makes more sense. We can edit that.
02:11:26:19	02:11:28:08	Chris [GM]	sense, right? A foul claw? Yeah.
02:11:29:23	02:11:41:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s it’s yeah okay
02:11:29:28	02:11:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay.
02:11:31:08	02:11:32:07	Chris [GM]	that makes more sense, right?
02:11:32:11	02:11:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like, you know, foul ball, right?
02:11:34:27	02:11:36:27	Chris [GM]	that’s what I was like is that really what he chose
02:11:36:12	02:11:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what it is. This character sheet.
02:11:37:13	02:11:38:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:11:39:25	02:11:41:01	Chris [GM]	this whole time
02:11:41:16	02:11:46:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stop talking to me I’ve got to think about this.
02:11:42:14	02:11:44:15	Chris [GM]	okay wait I’m going to make these notes so Eros
02:11:45:24	02:11:47:00	Chris [GM]	you took over
02:11:50:11	02:11:51:18	Chris [GM]	74%
02:11:51:26	02:11:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	74% so far.
02:11:57:04	02:12:04:16	Dave [Xeros]	Make sure you’re throwing your tips as Basil’s over here serving you up. She’ll do the straight shots,
02:12:02:24	02:12:14:29	Brin [Basil]	and my my tail is sticking out behind the apron don’t
02:12:04:24	02:12:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	like the shooters bouncing around.
02:12:14:29	02:12:15:16	Brin [Basil]	touch it
02:12:16:23	02:12:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	Watch out! She got a mean hook. Don’t let her hit me in the face about bouncing around
02:12:27:14	02:12:28:02	Brin [Basil]	happens to
02:12:28:17	02:12:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	Look at my tail.
02:12:31:12	02:12:35:04	Brin [Basil]	no I wrote one yeah for the rap battle
02:12:36:29	02:12:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	All right, so what we’re saying is we should just reset the day so we can have another rap battle.
02:12:43:21	02:12:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	Since everyone wrote all their rhymes
02:12:44:29	02:12:53:04	Chris [GM]	there are several ways to reset the day not several two or three ways to reset a day one of them is dying so
02:12:50:24	02:12:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	hints.
02:12:54:18	02:12:55:21	Steve [Nortle]	Dying of humiliation
02:12:55:11	02:12:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:56:08	02:13:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just somebody hit each other, like kill the other person right now
02:12:58:29	02:13:01:20	Brin [Basil]	should we get do you want to get in a fight
02:13:00:09	02:13:01:11	Steve [Nortle]	Basil You want to help out?
02:13:01:14	02:13:08:27	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, I’m going to ask for anyone who may have a dagger or some other thing like I am seeping so deep into depression
02:13:08:27	02:13:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	and i may have to drink something else because of all the mother jokes so yeah it’s okay no
02:13:13:08	02:13:14:19	Chris [GM]	rough that was rougher arrows
02:13:17:15	02:13:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not okay it’s a lot okay my therapist tells me to say the truth is not okay that’s errors
02:13:26:23	02:13:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	don’t don’t conflate the two guys
02:13:28:12	02:13:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	It’s hard You slip in and out of that accent all the time
02:13:31:29	02:13:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	if eros is talking it’s arrows if it’s me I’ll let you know how much
02:13:36:28	02:13:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	that hurts if you actually did say that about mom yeah she’s quite possibly the only thing I ever
02:13:39:12	02:13:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	I would not say that about Sarah.
02:13:43:02	02:13:43:26	Chris [GM]	make this very clear
02:13:45:10	02:13:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	loved in my life. She took care of me, yeah more than Sarah really more because of the blender
02:13:52:11	02:13:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s on tape!
02:13:54:17	02:14:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	incident but it was right there! It was so close and then all of a sudden the
02:13:55:29	02:13:56:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:13:56:19	02:13:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	It was kind of a…
02:13:58:07	02:14:06:20	Brin [Basil]	it was perfect for the bar we were just mixing up a pina colada or uh
02:14:06:20	02:14:15:25	Brin [Basil]	we gotta come up with a medieval name. Right, yes! We need um…a blended
02:14:09:23	02:14:10:21	Chris [GM]	a whole bunch of names remember
02:14:15:25	02:14:26:29	Brin [Basil]	medieval cocktail. I think Riva Riva? Oh oh I had me I had
02:14:16:07	02:14:21:04	Chris [GM]	we got Arriba Arribа Purge, Spellcrux Blast O Sunny G
02:14:26:29	02:14:46:12	Brin [Basil]	me a swig of that and who
02:14:28:20	02:14:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	recap us what each of those does? Because I may hit one of those just because I’m feeling down in the dumps.
02:14:30:08	02:14:37:10	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah yep so her signature drink which is honey elixir
02:14:34:07	02:14:34:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:14:37:01	02:14:38:05	Dave [Xeros]	She doesn’t have any of that.
02:14:37:10	02:14:43:19	Chris [GM]	is yep gain advantage on the five next saving throws or until you next take a long rest
02:14:43:01	02:14:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	We need to find some of that Honey and Wixir
02:14:46:12	02:14:58:20	Brin [Basil]	stole it? That’s
02:14:47:16	02:14:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	before the bell tolls.
02:14:49:07	02:14:57:15	Chris [GM]	arriba arriba the world seems slightly slower for the next minute and you can dash as a bonus action on each of your turns during battle.
02:14:58:20	02:14:59:05	Brin [Basil]	definitely the
02:14:59:05	02:15:10:28	Brin [Basil]	blended one right does
02:15:00:24	02:15:01:13	Chris [GM]	Purge!
02:15:02:13	02:15:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that’s right. I took purge last time.
02:15:02:16	02:15:03:19	Chris [GM]	Exclamation point?
02:15:07:15	02:15:18:16	Chris [GM]	Purge?! Upon drinking purge you immediately vomit a surprising amount the ground within 10 feet of you becomes covered in a slick of grease and every creature standing in this area falls prone
02:15:19:22	02:15:23:12	Chris [GM]	Spellcrux Blast You regain your lowest level expended spell slot
02:15:24:22	02:15:31:06	Chris [GM]	And oh Sunny G You gain five temporary hit points, which last for 24 hours or until you next take a long rest.
02:15:32:07	02:15:40:06	Chris [GM]	And Spikes Hard Demonade tendrils of dark energy erupt from you and strike each creature within 10 feet dealing 1d6 point of necrophic damage.
02:15:41:13	02:15:42:25	Chris [GM]	One that we discovered
02:15:43:23	02:15:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	I would say bring some purge right now
02:15:51:26	02:15:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	yeah we’re going to do that
02:15:53:15	02:15:55:12	Brin [Basil]	write on this stage please
02:15:56:12	02:15:57:13	Chris [GM]	to vomit on the ground everywhere.
02:15:57:13	02:16:00:22	Dave [Xeros]	gonna like right before he goes on stage I’m going to drink some purged
02:16:02:19	02:16:08:24	Steve [Nortle]	So, I guess I can’t count on you for an assist on this one, huh?
02:16:03:04	02:16:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	and just all over the
02:16:12:09	02:16:15:06	Chris [GM]	they’re out of the battle so they can’t assist anyways.
02:16:14:18	02:16:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true, that’s true.
02:16:15:21	02:16:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	but
02:16:17:26	02:16:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	he’ll fall on his shell when he gets out on stage
02:16:18:27	02:16:27:03	Brin [Basil]	he’ll just do like spins it’ll just look like hip -hop dancing
02:16:24:06	02:16:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s straight as like Koopa Troopa.
02:16:27:28	02:16:29:27	Steve [Nortle]	They’re just bouncing back and forth.
02:16:28:24	02:16:29:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:16:30:15	02:16:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	Fowl Claw is just hovering over it, just beating you down with lyrics while you’re bouncing back
02:16:35:25	02:16:38:19	Steve [Nortle]	Like, I’m a red shell, just non-stop.
02:16:38:28	02:17:13:00	Steve [Nortle]	That’s impressive.
02:16:40:04	02:16:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	once in a while to bounce on you so he starts getting the one up That was like in Mario 1 On The Stairs
02:16:45:22	02:16:50:04	Chris [GM]	right. You can do that trick before you forgot about that. Yeah, yeah on the staircase Yeah
02:16:52:11	02:16:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s how I beat Mario Brothers
02:16:54:07	02:16:55:23	Chris [GM]	You had to have the 99 lives
02:16:55:07	02:16:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	by 99 Lines That and the, I mean Contra
02:17:00:12	02:17:10:06	Chris [GM]	I’ve beaten This is my claim to fame i have beaten contra without dying once yep straight up playing it without
02:17:05:21	02:17:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	Really? So you did it without the up, up, down, down, left. Okay. PA select start.
02:17:10:06	02:17:21:15	Chris [GM]	dying one time all the way granted you know it took me over a hundred tries to do it like this wasn’t like i’m not a prodigy
02:17:13:07	02:17:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think I made it past the first level.
02:17:21:14	02:17:24:09	Dave [Xeros]	When when did this happen? Was it recently?
02:17:23:27	02:17:26:09	Chris [GM]	this was during college when i had the time
02:17:26:26	02:18:00:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh, my
02:17:27:06	02:17:27:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:17:27:29	02:17:39:29	Chris [GM]	i’ve tried to do It again and I can get all the Way through level five and then I just get slotted. It’s the level that has the falling, retracting spikes That is every time man
02:17:38:06	02:17:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	Nailed you every time.
02:17:39:29	02:17:40:26	Chris [GM]	that is the hardest part
02:17:41:11	02:17:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	I was on a roll with Ninja Gaiden for the first one. The very first one on NES. Got all the way to the last level and there’s that little bounce that you gotta do to get from that area to get to the boss battle
02:17:44:16	02:17:45:15	Chris [GM]	yeah
02:17:50:14	02:17:53:17	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh Ah
02:17:53:19	02:17:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	and I died
02:17:57:16	02:17:59:24	Chris [GM]	Why do they do that to us as kids?
02:17:57:28	02:18:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	I was just oh my gosh so close I already have actually yeah that was just barely after
02:18:00:13	02:18:00:27	Brin [Basil]	God.
02:18:02:16	02:18:04:05	Chris [GM]	Talk to your therapist about that
02:18:05:17	02:18:07:08	Chris [GM]	The ninja gating jump
02:18:06:02	02:18:06:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:18:09:20	02:18:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	my mission though they started going to my therapist
02:18:10:17	02:18:11:19	Chris [GM]	Uh-uh Uh-Huh
02:18:14:02	02:18:15:13	Chris [GM]	Amazing, amazing.
02:18:14:23	02:18:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	20 years ago but things start to impact you differently as you get older
02:18:16:26	02:18:17:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, that’s awesome.
02:18:19:29	02:18:25:11	Chris [GM]	When the fall happens… That’s it! That’s It! All right, guys, where are we at?
02:18:25:29	02:18:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m ready whenever…
02:18:28:00	02:18:29:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, yeah we go.
02:18:33:01	02:18:42:03	Chris [GM]	So MC Freedom for the sake of the recording has already introduced you guys so I will let you take it from here. What beat do you want? That same one?
02:18:45:02	02:18:45:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, could be.
02:18:46:14	02:18:49:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, up first. Nortal, take it away.
02:18:55:28	02:19:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh you usual sussards that you call these eyes but all of them believe are actually lies
02:18:56:07	02:18:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	get your drinks
02:19:04:14	02:19:05:24	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry, I closed my place.
02:19:05:13	02:19:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:19:08:00	02:19:08:14	Chris [GM]	want to try again?
02:19:08:16	02:19:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19:08:16	02:19:16:12	Brin [Basil]	Why is it so hard, why is it So hard I know doing that with an accent no
02:19:11:01	02:19:14:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s… To admit that the voice is not helping at all.
02:19:17:19	02:19:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:19:18:24	02:19:19:24	Dave [Xeros]	it’s what you get for being
02:19:21:27	02:19:31:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oh you use those saucers That you used to call eyes But all that you do believe are actually lies You confess all the people in every land But you’ve only got weeks You don’t even have hands
02:19:31:11	02:19:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:32:09	02:19:33:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:32:11	02:19:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh but he does
02:19:36:00	02:19:46:25	Steve [Nortle]	You use those scriptures so you don’t have to think But that makes your rhymes wrath And now they just stink you scrawny little fluff and you’re just looking ill you’re a pen cushion no brain that’s it’s just quills
02:19:46:19	02:19:50:04	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh with the follow-up.
02:19:46:25	02:19:55:11	Steve [Nortle]	pen cushion
02:19:49:02	02:19:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh, he just calls you pincushion.
02:19:55:12	02:19:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19:55:28	02:20:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t
02:19:57:16	02:20:06:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve met a couple of real pincushots, but it was when I was visiting jail Just to try to like make them feel better You don’t want to be a pincushon ever
02:20:06:07	02:20:14:00	Chris [GM]	coming in
02:20:09:05	02:20:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this hurts jeez he wrote so
02:20:09:19	02:20:12:23	Brin [Basil]	Get him back off.
02:20:14:00	02:20:18:22	Chris [GM]	with more personal insults man you guys must really hate each other
02:20:17:09	02:20:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	Man, I honestly think Steve’s been saving these up for the last two years.
02:20:20:24	02:20:22:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:20:20:24	02:20:22:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:20:24:02	02:20:29:07	Steve [Nortle]	one of these days this D&D game is going to give me a chance to do a rap battle
02:20:30:27	02:20:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	It’s going down.
02:20:31:18	02:20:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s his freaking Shakespearean knowledge finally
02:20:33:16	02:20:35:07	Chris [GM]	Yes, yes, yes.
02:20:33:18	02:20:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:20:33:18	02:20:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:20:35:03	02:20:40:02	Steve [Nortle]	alright so I’m uh I am gonna throw in my vicious mockery on this
02:20:40:01	02:20:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
02:20:40:26	02:20:41:13	Chris [GM]	4d6.
02:20:42:14	02:20:50:24	Chris [GM]	This is going to hit hard with four?
02:20:48:22	02:20:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	nine humiliation yeah I rolled two ones
02:20:49:23	02:20:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh
02:20:53:09	02:20:59:09	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone was enjoying the drinks way too much. They weren’t even really paying attention. Yeah. Yep.
02:20:56:28	02:20:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	they didn’t pay attention
02:20:56:29	02:20:59:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. They’re like, huh?
02:21:01:10	02:21:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone was starstruck by freedom.
02:21:05:09	02:21:06:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well I didn’t write as much
02:21:07:04	02:21:08:03	Chris [GM]	Oh, whoa, whoa!
02:21:08:04	02:21:08:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
02:21:09:24	02:21:14:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s pass it on to Fowl Claw. Take it away, Fowler Clawed.
02:21:14:05	02:21:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	By the power of idiots!
02:21:18:19	02:21:21:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay one of these lines was actually written for
02:21:22:13	02:21:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil
02:21:24:27	02:21:25:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but
02:21:26:10	02:21:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay, it’s his sister. That’s just as bad as making fun of his mother. Make fun of its sister.
02:21:29:11	02:21:29:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
02:21:31:10	02:21:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ah dang it okay all right
02:21:37:24	02:21:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah some margarine anybody ok cool thank you
02:21:40:19	02:21:41:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:21:42:01	02:21:43:02	Brin [Basil]	In spite of the concourse
02:21:42:07	02:21:43:03	Dave [Xeros]	Flight of the Conchords.
02:21:46:13	02:21:48:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have to think about this
02:21:49:07	02:21:54:14	Chris [GM]	there’s a picture of new york that’s a big back crazy picture of new york
02:21:51:03	02:21:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	A picture of New York. There’s a great back picture in New York freestyling. Sometimes when I freestyle I lose confidence.
02:21:57:20	02:21:59:01	Chris [GM]	loose confidence
02:22:00:10	02:22:00:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:00:25	02:22:04:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pause was very much like i’m the hip hopopotamus
02:22:03:21	02:22:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	my rhymes My ribs are bottomless.
02:22:05:23	02:22:06:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:22:05:23	02:22:06:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:05:29	02:22:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	clothes that glow like phosphorus. No.
02:22:10:24	02:22:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	what they call me the hip hopopotamus my lyrics are bottomless
02:22:18:18	02:22:20:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, all right. Here we go, here we go.
02:22:21:12	02:22:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	my lyrics
02:22:28:06	02:22:39:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re just a monk? You even know any spells? Take off that Polpat you sacrilegious shell! I know you can fight but that’s not what you fear. It’s not the monsters out here it’s the demons in here.
02:22:42:20	02:22:44:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Out there demons in here…
02:22:43:29	02:22:54:01	Chris [GM]	the word of truth slaps down and smites the nautal the total
02:22:46:14	02:22:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	what does it feel like that your mother
02:22:51:25	02:22:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:51:25	02:22:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:22:54:01	02:22:57:28	Chris [GM]	are you going to use Vicious Mockery on this one.
02:22:59:10	02:23:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do I still have my inspiration?
02:23:00:04	02:23:01:21	Chris [GM]	You have, you do.
02:23:03:08	02:23:04:26	Chris [GM]	So you can re-roll one of the die.
02:23:07:10	02:23:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	4d6 plus a 1d4 or is that what it is
02:23:12:06	02:23:13:09	Chris [GM]	No, he’ll
02:23:12:28	02:23:17:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The D6 is the Vicious Mockery, and then I get to re-roll if I…
02:23:14:15	02:23:18:22	Chris [GM]	yeah so if you’re doing are you doing Vicious Mockery? Because you’ve used it
02:23:18:19	02:23:22:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’ll do my other one. Yeah. Take him down.
02:23:28:01	02:23:29:21	Brin [Basil]	It only take one day.
02:23:28:03	02:23:32:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eight, 14. Fourteen, I’m going to re roll one of these twos.
02:23:36:08	02:23:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
02:23:40:04	02:23:40:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eighteen.
02:23:41:29	02:23:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	man Man, that hurts.
02:23:45:23	02:23:51:20	Chris [GM]	What say ye Nortle! Are we ready for another round?
02:23:48:09	02:23:48:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Total?
02:23:52:05	02:23:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	Almost.
02:23:53:16	02:23:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s ancient fire
02:23:58:15	02:24:07:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I really wanted to use my demon’s line on you. I was really looking forward to that, And then I started to use another one.
02:24:08:29	02:24:15:23	Brin [Basil]	I had a way better one than that Tawny Scrawny. I took a risk, but damn it, nobody knew it.
02:24:17:20	02:24:19:23	Brin [Basil]	It rolled a 17. I can’t complain about it.
02:24:20:03	02:24:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was proud of Sacrilegious Shell, though. I was very proud.
02:24:23:01	02:24:34:11	Chris [GM]	I gotta say these are amazing like holy crap make sure you save all of these because we’re posting this these are great
02:24:23:12	02:24:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yes.
02:24:30:16	02:24:31:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s crazy.
02:24:34:05	02:24:38:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Save all of them except for the mother ones. I think we eliminated those.
02:24:36:05	02:24:37:03	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:24:36:13	02:24:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	I think they eliminated them.
02:24:38:01	02:24:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	Honestly guys it didn’t hurt my feelings. I’m just really trying to make you feel awkward.
02:24:38:21	02:24:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:24:39:11	02:24:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:24:43:11	02:24:44:06	Chris [GM]	strategy
02:24:43:16	02:24:45:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s working. It’s looking.
02:24:45:17	02:24:48:13	Brin [Basil]	I called him an actual Orvin in real life.
02:24:49:13	02:24:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s true. That wasn’t in character.
02:24:51:01	02:24:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:24:51:13	02:25:02:27	Brin [Basil]	But it’s okay. Dave knows how Morbid is. That’s what I thought. I -I’m doing a follow up.
02:24:53:21	02:24:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s okay. That’s what I started writing right after that.
02:25:01:05	02:25:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m doing a follow-up.
02:25:03:21	02:25:13:11	Brin [Basil]	It really just says you motherfuckers! I got something ruined…
02:25:07:01	02:25:07:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:08:29	02:25:09:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:25:10:28	02:25:12:27	Dave [Xeros]	I got something brewing.
02:25:12:05	02:25:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:13:13	02:25:14:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:25:18:17	02:25:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:21:07	02:25:21:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m crying.
02:25:22:06	02:25:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you have a rebuttal?
02:25:23:07	02:25:23:22	Chris [GM]	Amazing.
02:25:23:21	02:25:24:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh, so funny.
02:25:24:29	02:25:25:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:26:23	02:25:27:20	Brin [Basil]	The inspiration.
02:25:29:19	02:25:40:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, I do. My best line though, I’m afraid… I can drop it but I don’t know if I can deal you enough humiliation damage so…
02:25:34:16	02:25:35:15	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
02:25:40:01	02:25:42:11	Chris [GM]	Well, how many times have you used Vicious Mockery?
02:25:43:01	02:25:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Once. So I’m planning on putting that on you.
02:25:52:03	02:25:56:08	Chris [GM]	so MC Freedom has already queued you up.
02:26:03:29	02:26:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	Demons, you say? Is that what you’re saying? You use that foul mouth when you are praying?
02:26:10:10	02:26:10:15	Steve [Nortle]	No.
02:26:11:16	02:26:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Aw yeah aw
02:26:13:11	02:26:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	I spit facts like idiots and leave you odd. Now, mother sucker, bow before your god!
02:26:18:19	02:26:19:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
02:26:20:17	02:26:24:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why am i why am I bowing
02:26:21:07	02:26:23:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:26:26:16	02:26:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m being forced to bow out!
02:26:26:19	02:26:29:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m being forced to vow! Why am i not?
02:26:29:19	02:26:32:17	Chris [GM]	I’m leaving it up to the crowd at the side. Did it hit all three things?
02:26:30:03	02:26:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	All right, here we go. And vicious mockery on top.
02:26:32:19	02:26:33:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah.
02:26:33:13	02:26:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:26:35:02	02:26:35:11	Brin [Basil]	Yes.
02:26:36:14	02:26:40:26	Chris [GM]	The rhyme, or the metric I had a little hard time with.
02:26:36:29	02:26:38:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give it to me
02:26:40:23	02:26:42:26	Brin [Basil]	The metric was off but I’ll get it to you.
02:26:47:04	02:26:52:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so that was 16. Which means that if I roll a 6…
02:26:51:26	02:26:52:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
02:26:52:12	02:26:53:04	Chris [GM]	what did that happen.
02:26:54:22	02:26:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah.
02:26:56:19	02:27:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is five
02:26:57:08	02:26:59:01	Chris [GM]	and then came back up when it was silent.
02:26:59:21	02:27:01:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I noticed that before.
02:27:00:02	02:27:04:05	Chris [GM]	beautiful i didn’t know you had that automated it’s great oh
02:27:04:20	02:27:06:10	Brin [Basil]	I noticed it a long time ago.
02:27:06:04	02:27:20:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh three okay yeah oh my gosh dang it here we
02:27:08:14	02:27:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	You have 3 life left.
02:27:12:19	02:27:14:05	Brin [Basil]	Where are you at? You’re 18th?
02:27:15:16	02:27:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	What’s the 2 minus 18? It’s getting too late for me to do math.
02:27:17:01	02:27:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Just dig him with a couple feathers.
02:27:18:29	02:27:20:18	Brin [Basil]	No, for real self. Hold on, give me a second.
02:27:21:08	02:27:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	Pincushion the hell out of this piece of shit.
02:27:25:13	02:27:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	i have 16 left right no 15 14 can
02:27:26:25	02:27:27:18	Brin [Basil]	We’re doing math.
02:27:27:17	02:27:29:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	16 still
02:27:32:03	02:27:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	And I can’t cast Bardic on him.
02:27:35:15	02:27:38:22	Chris [GM]	from outside of the yeah we’re keeping the competition in its own little
02:27:37:04	02:27:43:07	Steve [Nortle]	you cut out the part where i can’t do math thanks
02:27:42:08	02:27:44:23	Brin [Basil]	No, we’re actually going to cut back out
02:27:42:11	02:27:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, we’re actually going to cut that piece out and just tag all
02:27:44:01	02:27:45:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	math
02:27:45:25	02:27:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the that’s oh they well know that they are so they’re so aware yeah I’ll be like and that adds up to 15
02:27:47:11	02:27:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:27:47:11	02:27:48:09	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:27:50:23	02:27:51:14	Dave [Xeros]	Maths!
02:27:53:15	02:27:55:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s do some math
02:27:57:00	02:27:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	i guess
02:28:01:04	02:28:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	Romeo and Juliet got married, the three of them went off to it.
02:28:04:05	02:28:06:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:28:04:24	02:28:05:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:28:05:29	02:28:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do
02:28:06:02	02:28:07:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:28:07:09	02:28:13:00	Chris [GM]	now it has to be you shouldn’t have kept ripping
02:28:16:12	02:28:18:02	Chris [GM]	Jesse are you ready
02:28:17:29	02:28:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I’m gonna go for it
02:28:20:00	02:28:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	this claw.
02:28:21:04	02:28:25:16	Chris [GM]	in round two. Let’s see if he can finish them off.
02:28:25:06	02:28:36:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why are you here you’re just a hockey puck walk faster we’re waiting get out of this funk I may not know my mother but at least my bloodline is clean
02:28:25:13	02:28:52:01	Brin [Basil]	Hey, hey
02:28:26:21	02:28:28:14	Dave [Xeros]	Slap him down with a righteous word.
02:28:36:01	02:28:39:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay wait I’m sorry you’re my friends I don’t want to be mean.
02:28:39:22	02:28:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! And he kills them with kind name!
02:28:44:15	02:28:46:08	Chris [GM]	This is so
02:28:49:26	02:28:51:24	Chris [GM]	That was awesome. Oh!
02:28:50:22	02:28:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey Nordle. Hey, Nordle uh, the end is near.
02:28:52:27	02:28:55:22	Chris [GM]	Mercy! He is giving mercy!
02:28:57:08	02:28:57:27	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:28:58:09	02:29:03:11	Steve [Nortle]	did you use
02:28:59:18	02:29:02:23	Brin [Basil]	He really just, Really? The bloodline? Really?
02:29:03:11	02:29:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	up all your vicious mockery then yeah okay 15 oh
02:29:05:01	02:29:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I used both of them so I just have the three you get 15?
02:29:10:18	02:29:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	no 14 still can’t do math that is 14
02:29:12:01	02:29:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:29:12:28	02:29:19:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, taking
02:29:15:17	02:29:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh it’s close Oh! 14 i think you get your uh last yeah if you get a bigger uh you’re at zero
02:29:18:10	02:29:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	i get a rebuttal and
02:29:26:25	02:29:28:17	Brin [Basil]	You have to write another one.
02:29:26:29	02:29:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	you’re in you’re at three year at three so i i okay well
02:29:27:19	02:29:28:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m at three
02:29:30:23	02:29:31:29	Chris [GM]	could be overkill.
02:29:32:03	02:29:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah, I don’t know he’s gonna roll all ones
02:29:33:22	02:29:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	but yeah i mean like let’s give me
02:29:36:10	02:29:37:06	Chris [GM]	It’s possible.
02:29:39:09	02:29:42:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so what it ends in a tie then because he’s at zero right now
02:29:42:29	02:29:45:19	Chris [GM]	It’s whoever goes the more negative. Yeah, I mean…
02:29:45:07	02:29:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we could tie if we all rolled once
02:29:51:19	02:29:53:05	Chris [GM]	Are you at a point where you’re ready?
02:29:55:01	02:29:55:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, in other words.
02:29:55:07	02:30:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	think what you should do is go to zero and then have like a death saving final match right where it’s just whoever rolls the biggest
02:30:06:27	02:30:14:19	Chris [GM]	have been doing something wrong. Everyone was supposed to be throwing a wisdom saving throw against the vicious mockeries.
02:30:14:05	02:30:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	really I could’ve freaking killed that
02:30:18:01	02:30:18:24	Chris [GM]	Sorry, I forgot.
02:30:19:11	02:30:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	it’s going long anyway
02:30:22:05	02:30:27:05	Brin [Basil]	We have a bar to run. We have a bar to run, so…
02:30:23:05	02:30:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no recon
02:30:27:11	02:30:28:11	Chris [GM]	Sorry man, sorry.
02:30:28:24	02:30:30:26	Dave [Xeros]	see how it is. Nah
02:30:31:12	02:30:32:22	Chris [GM]	There’s a lot going on!
02:30:33:13	02:30:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	You’ll pay for it.
02:30:35:11	02:30:38:21	Chris [GM]	I probably will. Knowing Eros, I definitely will.
02:30:38:28	02:30:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	long fucking memory this guy has.
02:30:43:04	02:30:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	Can I roll another percentage die?
02:30:45:26	02:30:48:04	Chris [GM]	Was 74% not going to be the total?
02:30:48:11	02:30:59:04	Brin [Basil]	I got my fluff out.
02:30:49:02	02:30:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	that was the total but now we’ve gone through an entire other round of stuff hoping I sold more I mean Basil’s got her like you know
02:30:59:05	02:31:01:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah alright Basil
02:30:59:20	02:31:01:07	Chris [GM]	So let’s have Basil roll again.
02:31:01:07	02:31:03:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is happening at the park?
02:31:04:06	02:31:05:21	Chris [GM]	They’re seeing how much they’ve sold.
02:31:05:09	02:31:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	to sell out like completely where 74% of her stock is sold out
02:31:12:16	02:31:13:01	Brin [Basil]	96.
02:31:13:11	02:31:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so 96% of what remains has been sold out.
02:31:18:19	02:31:20:14	Brin [Basil]	Woo! Welcome, bitches!
02:31:21:04	02:31:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
02:31:21:16	02:31:25:00	Chris [GM]	You’re at like a 2% left.
02:31:23:05	02:31:27:24	Brin [Basil]	The Magic Fluff! This fluff has magic!
02:31:24:16	02:31:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	2% left. Everyone!
02:31:25:15	02:31:25:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Calculate
02:31:28:19	02:31:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	There’s only 2 .2 kegs left if you really want to get smashed for this last piece of the battle
02:31:38:22	02:31:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	You better come get it now or else is going to be gone We are dry tapped out unless someone can find what her secret stash stock is.
02:31:47:12	02:31:48:07	Chris [GM]	Honey, Elixir?
02:31:48:08	02:31:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	Unless anyone has information about the honey elixir, and if you do, free drink.
02:31:51:26	02:31:54:09	Brin [Basil]	If you do, free drink.
02:31:56:14	02:32:02:07	Chris [GM]	this will… I know how to resolve this. This would be perfect. Yeah. So this is great.
02:32:06:18	02:32:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	Listen to an unruly crowd in the background.
02:32:12:14	02:32:14:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:32:14:12	02:32:22:03	Chris [GM]	Listen. This also just goes to show how terrible we would actually be at a real rap battle because they would not let you wait this long!
02:32:20:20	02:32:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	They wouldn’t let you wait. Hey, practice makes perfect.
02:32:20:24	02:32:22:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:32:21:03	02:32:23:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:32:23:06	02:32:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I need 30 minutes.
02:32:24:15	02:32:28:22	Chris [GM]	yeah I’m sure that’s what they do all day pre-made things in their mind
02:32:30:05	02:32:34:20	Brin [Basil]	yeah tweak it a little bit based on the basically just based on
02:32:34:20	02:32:47:00	Brin [Basil]	the appearance of you whatever whatever
02:32:36:16	02:32:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	and a lot of mother jokes apparently yeah mother jokes dick jokes what else
02:32:41:07	02:32:42:03	Chris [GM]	it’s a go to
02:32:47:00	02:32:53:07	Brin [Basil]	rhymes with duck right Right, right Nortle?
02:32:49:27	02:32:52:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	got to throw some cash in there
02:32:53:20	02:32:55:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	broke
02:32:57:08	02:33:00:17	Chris [GM]	that’s like everything Trooper D and Little Justice
02:32:57:12	02:33:06:19	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so is this my final wrap? Is that what we’re saying?
02:33:01:10	02:33:02:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	heck yes
02:33:06:28	02:33:12:27	Chris [GM]	this is it this is your chance to survive, destroy, whatever.
02:33:13:18	02:33:17:20	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t you get a rebuttal because you did… No, I started.
02:33:19:18	02:33:24:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, then we’re done. Oh, I’m so sorry.
02:33:24:25	02:33:26:21	Steve [Nortle]	But I got three more! I got four more!
02:33:26:12	02:33:27:03	Chris [GM]	I know.
02:33:26:29	02:33:38:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think he needs to say it though I forgot you did start it i did too i
02:33:28:25	02:33:32:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and then we need to go back And play super bass Because I got an entire song To sing
02:33:35:10	02:33:42:15	Chris [GM]	All right. I apologize. I thought that he had started. Yeah, we forgot. Okay. Well, I still want to hear him, so.
02:33:42:04	02:33:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	All right here we go. Give me the beat.
02:33:49:22	02:33:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t want to be mean or follow your lead I appreciate the fact you know how to read When we start to swing and all see the violence You can fly with most impressive silence
02:33:59:28	02:34:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	Jokes, you’re a total hoot. And with the not one, You become super cute
02:34:03:25	02:34:06:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:04:05	02:34:06:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh yes, oh yeah. Dang!
02:34:04:14	02:34:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yes Oh yes
02:34:06:27	02:34:07:13	Chris [GM]	Awesome!
02:34:08:05	02:34:12:00	Brin [Basil]	What? What a turn-up . I’m gonna thank you.
02:34:09:18	02:34:10:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:11:29	02:34:17:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to give him one of those wing side hugs that just comes around.
02:34:11:29	02:34:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	Sanctimonious
02:34:15:29	02:34:16:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:34:15:29	02:34:17:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:17:28	02:34:23:29	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom there’s a little tear coming from his eye he’s like, I’ve never seen one of these end in such a happy friendship
02:34:23:20	02:34:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:34:25:14	02:34:26:24	Chris [GM]	Thank you so much
02:34:25:27	02:34:27:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:34:25:29	02:34:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Love you guys.
02:34:28:08	02:34:33:05	Chris [GM]	But the winner of The Rap Battle goes to Foulclaw
02:34:33:03	02:34:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	Fowcloth!
02:34:35:16	02:34:37:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Collect your pamphlets at the door!
02:34:37:03	02:34:38:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:38:16	02:34:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:34:40:09	02:34:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll have crackers, too.
02:34:40:12	02:34:42:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I
02:34:43:26	02:34:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give everybody like you know
02:34:47:19	02:34:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, just like T-shirt can in that thing, man.
02:34:49:13	02:34:59:22	Brin [Basil]	Here, no I have a really good idea. We’re gonna stuff him all in Nortle’s shell and then we’re going to spin him around on the stage And they are going to fly out in a circle
02:34:50:22	02:34:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just throwing them out
02:34:57:04	02:34:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
02:34:59:22	02:35:06:20	Brin [Basil]	and I’m going to lay on my side and kick his shell with my feet.
02:35:00:28	02:35:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep yeah
02:35:07:25	02:35:09:18	Steve [Nortle]	Acrobatics Acrovatics Alright
02:35:07:28	02:35:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eye roll too for acrobatics or
02:35:10:28	02:35:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	19 for me
02:35:11:09	02:35:21:18	Chris [GM]	oh excellent uh well he’s spinning quite well so how are we uh i mean You already put the pamphlets in there, right?
02:35:12:23	02:35:15:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh! We practiced this.
02:35:16:08	02:35:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stuffed him
02:35:20:13	02:35:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	You got to spin him really fast and then stomp on his chest
02:35:25:17	02:35:26:02	Steve [Nortle]	Boom
02:35:27:14	02:35:29:00	Steve [Nortle]	Like a confetti cannon
02:35:27:20	02:35:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	So the air gets pressed out, right,
02:35:30:01	02:35:35:04	Brin [Basil]	It’s a pamphlet cannon. Omni Direct, go Pamplit Cannon!
02:35:32:04	02:35:35:06	Dave [Xeros]	Pamphlet cannon. An omnidirectional pamphlet cannon!
02:35:32:07	02:35:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pamphlet cannon
02:35:36:14	02:35:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	strength roll okay all right yes my uh
02:35:36:29	02:35:37:24	Chris [GM]	Give me that strength roll.
02:35:38:13	02:35:44:19	Brin [Basil]	He told you so. Okay.
02:35:40:00	02:35:41:24	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll call it the pounce roll.
02:35:42:13	02:35:43:15	Chris [GM]	Basil, you can help him.
02:35:44:10	02:35:59:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait just
02:35:50:03	02:35:51:18	Brin [Basil]	This is for strength, you said?
02:35:58:20	02:36:00:25	Brin [Basil]	I will never forget it again.
02:35:59:03	02:36:00:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	straight up strength
02:36:00:10	02:36:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	It’s magic.
02:36:02:16	02:36:14:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 20 everyone’s converted everyone the building is dedicated they’re worshiping
02:36:14:03	02:36:14:22	Dave [Xeros]	gosh!
02:36:15:04	02:36:17:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m just going to put this back in here.
02:36:16:08	02:36:18:17	Dave [Xeros]	No need to dust your feet off!
02:36:17:08	02:36:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:18:25	02:36:25:20	Chris [GM]	Hold on. Everyone got a pamphlet. That’s assured where they convert it.
02:36:23:26	02:36:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	Roll a percentage die!
02:36:25:19	02:36:29:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s a nat 20, bitch! Come on, add 20.
02:36:28:23	02:36:29:08	Dave [Xeros]	Nat 20.
02:36:29:03	02:36:29:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:36:29:10	02:36:31:01	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like that should be your shirt
02:36:30:28	02:36:32:09	Dave [Xeros]	Percentage die. He gets
02:36:30:29	02:36:31:25	Brin [Basil]	Percentage die.
02:36:32:08	02:36:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Go, go tell your mothers.
02:36:36:01	02:36:42:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s see what we will since it was a
02:36:37:01	02:36:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	Just don’t roll what I rolled because I just rolled 6
02:36:41:14	02:36:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	Wait didn’t this happen before? that he tried to convert a bunch of people and you rolled it.
02:36:46:06	02:36:51:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Why do we always talk about this right before I roll? We always remember your worst role ever.
02:36:48:19	02:36:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:51:08	02:36:59:18	Dave [Xeros]	Percentages die The two tens Two tens. Yeah, yeah. So one’s the tens place. The other is the other.
02:36:52:06	02:36:53:13	Chris [GM]	Let’s see it, let’s see
02:36:52:27	02:36:57:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This one the two to tens of course.
02:36:57:09	02:37:04:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	OK, do I still have inspiration so
02:37:03:00	02:37:04:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s like double!
02:37:04:28	02:37:16:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it just doubles what I got. okay but i also have hold on i have uh tides of chaos which allows me gives
02:37:05:24	02:37:07:12	Chris [GM]	The nat 20 doubles it.
02:37:16:20	02:37:25:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me advantage on ability checks it gives me an advantage on percentage rolls
02:37:19:22	02:37:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not an ability check, man.
02:37:21:19	02:37:22:18	Brin [Basil]	The desperation
02:37:22:22	02:37:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah it is.
02:37:25:27	02:37:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:37:26:17	02:37:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:37:26:20	02:37:29:10	Steve [Nortle]	She’s like erase, erase, right here?
02:37:29:12	02:37:36:12	Brin [Basil]	Well they’re not 20 I think he did so I will, which percentage is what?
02:37:30:14	02:37:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, within that 20 I think you get it but I will… But the percentage was what?
02:37:32:08	02:37:34:16	Chris [GM]	He doubles the percentage. That’s
02:37:34:04	02:37:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	I feel…
02:37:38:04	02:37:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay dude 28% that’s, listen in all honesty it’s a little bit lower than the amount of people Satan took from heaven but it’s still really good
02:37:39:29	02:37:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	Almost a third.
02:37:40:24	02:37:42:23	Chris [GM]	the best you’ve ever done.
02:37:41:03	02:37:47:01	Brin [Basil]	That listen man in all honesty it’s a little bit lower than you know people say six of
02:37:44:05	02:37:55:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay okay i don’t know if that’s the same doctrine in this i donno but i see I see what you’re trying to do
02:37:54:20	02:37:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	The third part of heaven yeah you know I mean like
02:37:56:21	02:37:59:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my spirits are encouraged yes
02:38:00:22	02:38:01:09	Chris [GM]	Falclaw.
02:38:03:18	02:38:07:06	Dave [Xeros]	that’s when I yell out everyone okay everyone you can drink your purge now
02:38:08:14	02:38:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll just leave that for Fawn to clean up.
02:38:08:23	02:38:13:11	Chris [GM]	Well, MC Freedom gets up and… Oh!
02:38:13:25	02:38:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	yay
02:38:15:12	02:38:23:07	Chris [GM]	Now listen up. We got a special treat. We got our famous musician in the house with us tonight. Eros has got a especial song for us to perform.
02:38:15:25	02:38:51:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s bardic.
02:38:22:10	02:38:25:00	Dave [Xeros]	hey oh yeah shit I do
02:38:24:29	02:38:25:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:27:29	02:38:31:27	Chris [GM]	To our final contestants Trippity and my son Lil Justice
02:38:31:16	02:38:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	Lil Justice yes i’m so happy right now guys let’s get to perform uh
02:38:36:13	02:38:45:28	Chris [GM]	So all the lights dim and spotlights pop on and they all ring over to the bar and they shine down
02:38:45:28	02:38:50:14	Chris [GM]	arrows. How much of this
02:38:47:04	02:38:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	solo album all right oh yeah uh yes i’ll do that um like
02:38:55:06	02:38:55:27	Steve [Nortle]	for jackson
02:38:58:07	02:39:00:08	Chris [GM]	tell me yeah, it’s queuing up so
02:38:59:24	02:39:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	just just yeah just play it from the top oh yeah that’s right let’s see if we can get this going fast guys all right uh -huh yeah this is it it’s your boy airs got a booming system top down
02:39:00:05	02:39:09:06	Brin [Basil]	If your boy
02:39:07:12	02:39:07:25	Chris [GM]	the right song?
02:39:11:19	02:39:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	ac with the coolest system when i come up in the club i be blazing up got stacks on deck like i’m saving up and i’m ill i’m chill i might gotta deal bottles then i got a right kind of bill i’ve
02:39:13:25	02:39:14:20	Brin [Basil]	I’ll be blazing up
02:39:21:00	02:39:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	cold at all self coke i’m always in the air but i always fly ho i’m a motherfucker drip drips sailor of the ship ship when i make a drip drip kiss me on my lips that’s the kind of dude you’d
02:39:29:24	02:39:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	looking full. And yes, you’ll get smacked because of the… Oh, hold up. Pause it! Dude, I can do this. Man, this is so fast. Okay.
02:39:36:08	02:39:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	by the way
02:39:38:00	02:39:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m already i’m already impressed already impressed by the way while you’re doing this you know how like in like mega churches people get up and they raise their hands when they’re kind of like
02:39:38:01	02:39:39:01	Chris [GM]	This is amazing.
02:39:38:17	02:39:40:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s so fast.
02:39:47:01	02:39:47:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:48:05	02:39:54:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	worshipping like I’m pretty sure at least a third of the crowd Is like they are feeling something
02:39:49:09	02:39:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is at least a third.
02:39:54:12	02:39:57:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Actually go from the top because I can Do This all in one shot.
02:39:56:16	02:39:57:22	Brin [Basil]	I can see your phone being shot.
02:39:57:05	02:39:58:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay. We got it.
02:39:59:20	02:40:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah okay all right i just turn it up too I can’t hear it
02:40:02:22	02:40:06:12	Chris [GM]	I just did. I just did. Yeah. Is that better?
02:40:06:07	02:40:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	I love this song by the way
02:40:12:19	02:40:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s your boy Eris got a booming system Top down AC with a cooler system When I come up in the club I’ll be blazing up I got stacks on deck Like I’m saving up And I’m ill I’m chill I might gotta deal I pop bottles Then I got the right kind of deal I’m cold
02:40:18:26	02:40:20:02	Chris [GM]	up
02:40:24:14	02:40:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m dope I might sell coke I’m always in the air Cause I fly away Ho I’m the motherfucker Drip drip Sailor off the ship Chip When I make a drip drip Cause beyond the lip But that’s the kind of dude you’d be looking for. And yes, he’ll get smacked up like a hoe. You say, excuse me?
02:40:36:08	02:40:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m a helluva guy. I mean, my-my-my, my… I like pelican fly. He’s so shy and I’m dropping your fly. It’s like, look at the guys’ fingerfly. Yes! Yes, I did. Yes, it did. Somebody please scream out who the FI is.
02:40:46:29	02:40:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	My name is boy Eris and fuck… I’m macking you up, back you up and chucked the deuce up.
02:40:47:02	02:40:48:14	Brin [Basil]	I don’t even know what air is so fuck!
02:40:56:16	02:40:57:08	Chris [GM]	Amazing
02:40:57:11	02:40:57:22	Brin [Basil]	Wooo!
02:40:59:02	02:40:59:11	Chris [GM]	Amazing.
02:40:59:04	02:41:00:04	Brin [Basil]	I’m not gonna lie.
02:40:59:09	02:41:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure I could actually knock that out. I got pretty far into it.
02:41:02:21	02:41:05:08	Chris [GM]	You got super close. Was there more?
02:41:05:17	02:41:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, that’s it. Yeah. Well, if you really want to get To the girl I got your heartbeat running away Beating like a drum and I’m coming your way Can you hear that boom ba-doom boop
02:41:06:13	02:41:07:00	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay.
02:41:14:24	02:41:17:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s what i was i was waiting for all of us to come in on the boom
02:41:16:17	02:41:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	Boom yeah
02:41:17:17	02:41:18:25	Brin [Basil]	Boom ba-dump boom!
02:41:17:23	02:41:23:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, wait a minute. Let’s do it. I backed it up. I macked them dudes up back up the coops. That’s where he about to hit.
02:41:22:19	02:41:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah so it’s
02:41:24:24	02:41:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Your boy Eros I’m macking you up Back you up and chuck the deuce up Okay hold up Just a second go back to
02:41:27:20	02:41:29:01	Chris [GM]	I backed that up. Here’s yes. I did.
02:41:28:24	02:41:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:41:30:16	02:41:34:07	Chris [GM]	I did, okay? Yes, I did somebody please tell him who it is.
02:41:36:11	02:41:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yes I did I’ll see if I can actually find it
02:41:39:27	02:41:42:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hold up okay yes okay Go ahead let me
02:41:44:11	02:41:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	Somebody tell me to scream out in the air I’m your boy Eros I’m macking you up Backing you up And chucked a deuce Girl, I got your heartbeat running away Beating like a drum Man, I’m coming your way
02:41:56:04	02:42:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	Can you hear that boom Ba-dum-bum Ba-da-ba Babe I’ve got that super bass Boom Ba-dup Ba-boom Ba-do Ba-day I got that Super bass
02:41:58:03	02:42:00:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Boom-ba-dum-bum-boom-badu-bom baby!
02:42:01:14	02:42:04:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Boom-babadum-boom ba-da-boo-baby!
02:42:07:20	02:42:08:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:42:12:26	02:42:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m sorry guys
02:42:16:03	02:42:25:18	Chris [GM]	be don’t take don’t go there dicky mirage Is that what everyone was thinking?
02:42:16:21	02:42:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	uh oh man okay well yeah
02:42:23:11	02:42:27:12	Brin [Basil]	Dickey, DICKEY, MANAGE NAGE.
02:42:27:07	02:42:28:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not me, I would never think that.
02:42:29:01	02:42:30:03	Steve [Nortle]	Ha ha ha ha!
02:42:29:03	02:42:29:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:42:32:11	02:42:41:19	Chris [GM]	The crowd goes nuts. This has been a rap battle like no one has ever seen before, and MC Freedon in the other eye of tears is falling.
02:42:41:27	02:42:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:42:43:00	02:42:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	mc freedom it’s freedom
02:42:43:01	02:42:43:28	Chris [GM]	It’s beautiful!
02:42:46:01	02:42:47:01	Chris [GM]	I feel so free!
02:42:47:02	02:42:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	hey you can pick up my ep at the door guys and just step away on little justice
02:42:49:16	02:42:59:17	Chris [GM]	Now, for the moment we’ve all been waiting for, my son and Lil’ Justin, thank you.
02:43:00:00	02:43:06:26	Chris [GM]	My son, Lil’ Justice and Trippity taking the stage for the final battle.
02:43:05:27	02:43:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	hot wings oh dude that’s yeah well like it’s not quite as high as hot
02:43:07:22	02:43:15:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a spice level? It’s kind of low though
02:43:16:29	02:43:17:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:43:17:09	02:43:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	wings because she’s so damn
02:43:18:26	02:43:23:16	Brin [Basil]	She’s Habanero, Habanera Halloween!
02:43:23:05	02:43:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	a phoenix. That’s how hot she is. Yeah, so like
02:43:25:13	02:43:32:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I love this idea actually. Yeah yeah it’s
02:43:26:01	02:43:33:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, she is a phoenix this is cool okay you see them stand up
02:43:26:10	02:43:29:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, yeah, restart!
02:43:29:26	02:43:54:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s
02:43:33:09	02:43:44:13	Chris [GM]	on the stage and little justice goes first time out I need some more volume here little justice gets up punching air
02:43:40:01	02:43:40:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to be louder
02:43:47:01	02:43:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do it justice!
02:43:49:08	02:43:55:20	Chris [GM]	I’m the high flyer, the cloud-born king. Sorry, can I start it over? Can’t hear it, can’t hear.
02:43:53:14	02:43:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	Restart! It’s okay! It’s just jitters!
02:44:03:11	02:44:13:28	Chris [GM]	I’m The High Flyer, the cloud born king. You’re stuck on the ground like a dragon without bling. My talent strike quick, my weight spread wide you down on the dirt trying to run and hide. I’m THE MASTER OF FLIGHT
02:44:13:28	02:44:25:27	Chris [GM]	YOU’RE THE PAWN ON THE GROUND. Every time I come around man you stop to get down. Take a seat Dragonborn, I’ll show you how it’s won I’ll beat you in the air before the battle’s even done I’m the dragon pride You’re just a bird with a beak You flap all day
02:44:25:27	02:44:37:10	Chris [GM]	But your rhymes are so weak I bring the hot fire You bring the cold freeze Better hope you’re quick Cause you were about to freeze You talk about flight But you’re easy to spot I’m an apex predator Prime then, I’m hot Damn
02:44:37:10	02:44:38:01	Chris [GM]	Hold on
02:44:38:07	02:44:45:16	Dave [Xeros]	You got it. Roll it up. It goes! Lil’ Justice!
02:44:42:17	02:44:43:29	Chris [GM]	It’s gonna do the build up
02:44:46:04	02:44:46:24	Brin [Basil]	WOOOOO!
02:44:49:04	02:44:49:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Margarine.
02:44:51:11	02:45:03:00	Chris [GM]	I’m The Dragon’s Pride You’re Just A Bird With A Beak You may flap all Day But your rimes are weak I bring the hot fire, you bring the cold breeze Better hope your quick cause You about to freeze You talk about flight but you’re easy to spot
02:45:03:00	02:45:10:29	Chris [GM]	I’m the Apex Predator Prime Then I’m high, I’m warrior bred From a thousand year line You’re just a wild flapping bird Trying to chase that shine
02:45:16:28	02:45:18:29	Chris [GM]	So what happens is
02:45:23:03	02:45:33:09	Chris [GM]	All of a sudden Trippity was spitting out the last lines and the mic cuts out. And the crowd, oh! Everyone in the crowd
02:45:33:09	02:45:39:19	Chris [GM]	starts booing like what? Like you know kind of when a concert stops. Yeah that’s when the person sets it.
02:45:36:05	02:45:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	that’s when the purge gets in
02:45:41:16	02:45:50:06	Chris [GM]	And she’s up on stage and she starts tapping the mic and it doesn’t seem to work and a couple people from the crowd saying Rigged!
02:45:41:22	02:45:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	if the other purge everyone starts killing each other
02:45:51:04	02:45:55:10	Dave [Xeros]	rigged rigged but little justice was better anyway
02:45:51:19	02:45:53:19	Chris [GM]	Rigged!! Rigged!!!
02:45:57:20	02:46:03:00	Brin [Basil]	No he’s not!
02:45:58:09	02:46:01:29	Chris [GM]	and then someone else from the crowd yells out, MC Freedom’s a fraud!
02:46:02:22	02:46:09:28	Dave [Xeros]	not I’m gonna kill this person where is he I actually like set
02:46:03:01	02:46:05:08	Chris [GM]	He set it up so his son would win!
02:46:06:22	02:46:08:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:09:13	02:46:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Make sure they’re not part of the one-third that’s…
02:46:10:29	02:46:14:02	Brin [Basil]	I set myself on fire
02:46:11:00	02:46:19:12	Dave [Xeros]	I I set myself on fire as I’m seeing this listening to this I’m pissed oh my gosh
02:46:12:05	02:46:13:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:14:22	02:46:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:16:16	02:46:19:10	Brin [Basil]	oh my god
02:46:17:12	02:46:18:17	Chris [GM]	You’re going to come up on stage?
02:46:19:19	02:46:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	I get my demon voice in, and it gets… I step up on stage, and I just…
02:46:21:09	02:46:22:13	Chris [GM]	Oh okay alright
02:46:22:19	02:46:26:17	Brin [Basil]	it I shut
02:46:28:06	02:46:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	Who on earth just said that?
02:46:35:29	02:46:37:25	Chris [GM]	and there was like this little halfling there
02:46:38:22	02:46:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to burn you to death. You son of a halfling piece of shit!
02:46:42:07	02:46:45:16	Brin [Basil]	It’s Dodo Oh, Megan’s!
02:46:48:18	02:46:49:03	Chris [GM]	Whoa!
02:46:51:29	02:46:53:25	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom comes up. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:46:55:13	02:46:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, he mates with the phoenix so he can touch me. It’s fine.
02:46:55:16	02:46:57:15	Chris [GM]	I appreciate the enthusiasm.
02:47:00:10	02:47:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:47:01:17	02:47:05:26	Chris [GM]	Screw it. He handles the hot fire. Hey, hey, listen.
02:47:06:20	02:47:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	on the shoulder, and I just straight up lose all my fire.
02:47:10:17	02:47:11:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:47:12:03	02:47:19:06	Chris [GM]	MC Freedom knows what it’s like to be called out. Listen, I did no such thing. I did not rig this for my son to win.
02:47:19:29	02:47:25:16	Chris [GM]	And people from the cloud are booing, saying they’re not buying it. They’re not believing this.
02:47:33:17	02:47:42:12	Chris [GM]	So many of the crowd is shouting accusations of freedom, blaming him for sabotaging the microphone so his son can win. Tripity is looking very devastated and nervous.
02:47:42:23	02:47:52:13	Chris [GM]	This is her first time coming up against someone as popular with justice. this. Anyways, yeah, why don’t
02:47:52:07	02:47:58:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna, uh…
02:47:55:22	02:47:57:10	Steve [Nortle]	an investigation?
02:47:57:02	02:47:58:23	Chris [GM]	an investigation there, Nortal?
02:47:58:11	02:48:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	Basil! Basil! Can you find that halfling?
02:48:01:24	02:48:05:22	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know what i’m looking for so i’ll just do a perception better for me anyway
02:48:02:08	02:48:10:27	Brin [Basil]	On it. I’m gonna do a little two -step and just pop this guy right in the chin of the halfling
02:48:11:27	02:48:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	as the crowd like folds around he just gets dragged into the darkness
02:48:13:08	02:48:20:06	Brin [Basil]	Yes, so that no one sees but I just knock him out. What do you want me to roll?
02:48:15:28	02:48:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	Just a sucker punch
02:48:21:11	02:48:23:17	Chris [GM]	Just a straight-up attack roll, yeah.
02:48:23:24	02:48:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	i rolled uh total of 18
02:48:26:28	02:48:36:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	try and make an arcana check again see if there’s any magic going on oh wait can i just use detect magic
02:48:27:02	02:48:31:01	Chris [GM]	Oh wow, nice. Okay. We’ll resolve bazils and then we’ll come to you, Nortal.
02:48:36:18	02:48:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve got spell slots left
02:48:37:16	02:48:45:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh! Dave, that’s so bad Yeah I know and i don’t use these is it two fingers
02:48:40:22	02:48:41:16	Chris [GM]	Just save it
02:48:49:22	02:48:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	there you co wow um i’ll help ya
02:48:58:17	02:49:00:29	Brin [Basil]	He’s a halfling right I got an eight
02:49:01:09	02:49:02:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you don’t hit his AC.
02:49:05:04	02:49:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	a halfling probably has basically nine or ten
02:49:10:01	02:49:11:07	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t have armor or anything
02:49:10:11	02:49:11:10	Chris [GM]	Sure, you’re bad.
02:49:13:12	02:49:24:28	Brin [Basil]	he’s a child well I just I was
02:49:18:07	02:49:19:14	Chris [GM]	Hey, at least they’re getting it out now.
02:49:19:11	02:49:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s way too stealthy for you guys
02:49:22:28	02:49:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	did you shrink
02:49:24:28	02:49:35:26	Brin [Basil]	trying to make it look not suspicious so i wasn’t looking and I went like this over him and instead I just like put my
02:49:27:24	02:49:28:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49:31:07	02:49:33:19	Chris [GM]	And he sees the follow-up coming so he’s like,
02:49:35:26	02:49:38:17	Brin [Basil]	fingers through his hair yeah
02:49:38:05	02:49:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	did you get a piece of hair oh absolutely
02:49:38:17	02:49:39:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Toss all his hair.
02:49:42:18	02:49:43:04	Brin [Basil]	actually
02:49:43:11	02:49:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay so we’re gonna just mark this down to um to scry on him later got a long memory
02:49:47:16	02:49:49:02	Steve [Nortle]	so you can scry on him
02:49:50:19	02:49:51:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, alright.
02:49:52:17	02:49:58:05	Brin [Basil]	I’d put in a napkin do you care you want Do you want to put this hair in your pants?
02:49:56:10	02:49:56:24	Chris [GM]	Apparently.
02:49:58:15	02:50:00:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And then see…
02:49:58:26	02:50:01:03	Chris [GM]	Alright, put a hair into your inventory.
02:50:02:16	02:50:05:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, so with your roll
02:50:06:05	02:50:06:19	Chris [GM]	Nortle
02:50:08:04	02:50:17:15	Chris [GM]	Uh, you see the microphones have their cable lines running out going back behind stage and
02:50:17:15	02:50:23:06	Chris [GM]	you decide maybe I should just follow this one back. See if there was any sabotage even done.
02:50:23:19	02:50:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	my roadie abilities
02:50:24:07	02:50:29:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Oh he already got 18 so yeah.
02:50:25:22	02:50:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	should roll that with advantage
02:50:29:27	02:50:38:26	Chris [GM]	Anyways, so you follow backstage and what you see is
02:50:31:08	02:50:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll keep the 18
02:50:41:28	02:50:48:20	Chris [GM]	Actually, what happened was that a bullywog tripped on the wire backstage and unplugged the microphone.
02:50:49:27	02:50:52:24	Chris [GM]	And you find the bullywod completely tangled up in the microphone cable.
02:50:54:09	02:50:57:07	Steve [Nortle]	you’re pretty lucky that it’s me who found you and not my sister
02:50:59:14	02:51:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	detect magic and find out if he’s from the swollen
02:51:06:05	02:51:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	I will
02:51:08:20	02:51:18:17	Steve [Nortle]	help him out of the tangle and keep a really strong grip on him so that he doesn’t slip away. And then I’ll haul him to everybody.
02:51:18:20	02:51:22:28	Chris [GM]	Well, so yeah, go ahead and do that.
02:51:23:10	02:51:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, do you need me to roll for that?
02:51:25:16	02:51:28:19	Chris [GM]	No, no, you’re just going to pick them up, right? Yeah, this isn’t good.
02:51:30:02	02:51:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	Do I see anything else suspicious back there?
02:51:32:19	02:51:40:26	Chris [GM]	You do. And so the Bullywog is like, oh, what was the Bollywog voice you did in the underground? Do you remember?
02:51:40:03	02:51:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	and cenidae yeah
02:51:42:24	02:51:44:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, he was kind of like, I don’t know, I don’t love it. Yeah, yeah, okay.
02:51:45:03	02:51:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:51:46:20	02:51:58:01	Chris [GM]	Anyways, the Ballywog’s like, ah! She pushed me! She pushed ME! And he points off at the backstage door and it is being opened by someone
02:51:58:01	02:52:03:12	Chris [GM]	in a cloak, a hooded person in a coat and they begin running off
02:52:07:14	02:52:09:16	Steve [Nortle]	And he said she pushed me?
02:52:10:25	02:52:11:25	Chris [GM]	He did say she.
02:52:15:09	02:52:16:14	Steve [Nortle]	It’s canon now.
02:52:17:19	02:52:18:14	Chris [GM]	She pushed me!
02:52:22:28	02:52:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Anyone else have any other spells that they can use?
02:52:31:01	02:52:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I…
02:52:32:09	02:52:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	But you guys are still in front, right?
02:52:35:06	02:52:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	trying to punch the halfling so i’m aren’t i backstage by myself yeah well i’m gonna i’m
02:52:40:08	02:52:41:11	Chris [GM]	guys would be down in the crowd.
02:52:42:17	02:52:45:26	Chris [GM]	You saw what the Bullywog pointed out.
02:52:46:29	02:52:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	gonna give chase and see if i can catch up um so i have again 40 speed um i’ll dash
02:52:56:13	02:53:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	so that i can like description yeah
02:52:57:23	02:53:06:22	Chris [GM]	We’ll do the chase mechanic that we do usually which is choose one of the abilities that you have and describe how you’re going to catch up.
02:53:06:19	02:53:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	so we’ll we’ll go off of um
02:53:09:07	02:53:11:14	Brin [Basil]	And I yell out, throw me the frog.
02:53:14:03	02:53:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	okay so i chuck it behind me as uh and i kind of just uh hopscotch over the crates and the amps and all the stuff
02:53:25:07	02:53:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	that’s backstage that would trip up a lesser creature and make a massive leap toward the closing door.
02:53:40:15	02:53:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, it’s like…
02:53:44:20	02:53:47:03	Chris [GM]	Oh, my gosh. It’s 1145. I had no idea.
02:53:45:19	02:53:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	It’s an eight.
02:53:48:07	02:53:49:16	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t even notice.
02:53:51:13	02:53:53:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s all these eights?
02:53:52:08	02:54:03:29	Chris [GM]	So the way that resolves is that your first chance to catch her fails and she slips through the door and now she’s outside running out the back tent
02:54:03:29	02:54:05:02	Chris [GM]	of Thirsty Maiden
02:54:05:08	02:54:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I will…
02:54:09:21	02:54:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to take a deep Rexquando breath and using my constitution to maintain stamina,
02:54:21:08	02:54:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to dash as fast as I can after her.
02:54:27:10	02:54:29:03	Steve [Nortle]	You want to say the word this time?
02:54:29:03	02:54:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:54:33:21	02:54:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	It was a five this time plus three as opposed to a four plus four.
02:54:39:12	02:54:42:22	Chris [GM]	So that’s two fails. You got one more fail.
02:54:40:11	02:54:42:19	Brin [Basil]	It turns out eight is not great.
02:54:42:25	02:54:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I… She’s over the fence. um okay i notice that there is a
02:54:44:02	02:54:49:26	Chris [GM]	She has now hopped over the fence, and she’s heading towards – you see her heading towards The Dark Woods.
02:54:54:04	02:54:59:06	Steve [Nortle]	you know those long ropes that have flags on them but they hang
02:54:59:06	02:55:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	up in fairs right um i noticed that she is running yeah yeah yeah those little triangle
02:55:01:12	02:55:02:27	Chris [GM]	Look, there’s quite a few of them right here.
02:55:06:06	02:55:07:07	Chris [GM]	Look at all those.
02:55:08:22	02:55:15:16	Steve [Nortle]	things right um there’s one that’s kind of okay so uh as she ran she didn’t notice that there was
02:55:16:28	02:55:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	she had actually started dragging part of one of those behind her but with my wisdom I noticed this and so I’m going to pounce on the flag rope and try to pull it
02:55:32:08	02:55:33:06	Chris [GM]	Please say it today.
02:55:34:08	02:55:38:18	Steve [Nortle]	no I rolled a 9 this time so now it’s 12
02:55:36:25	02:55:39:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh jeez
02:55:36:27	02:55:37:27	Chris [GM]	That’s close enough.
02:55:39:05	02:55:51:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah progress city of progress but coming out of the
02:55:42:01	02:55:48:14	Chris [GM]	At that point, your quarry gets away and you see her disappear into the dark woods.
02:55:42:22	02:56:01:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	looks like
02:55:51:00	02:56:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	you see us just ravaging a bully log just just you you look like a halfling
02:56:02:17	02:56:03:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:56:02:17	02:56:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:56:02:26	02:56:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:56:06:15	02:56:08:15	Brin [Basil]	Don’t, don’t touch it. It’ll give you warts.
02:56:09:23	02:56:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	give me one of your gauntlets
02:56:11:02	02:56:22:08	Chris [GM]	Guys, let’s see here. Okay, let us resolve some things here. So you all regroup back into The Thirsty Maiden and the rap battle’s
02:56:11:24	02:56:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	oh jeez
02:56:22:08	02:56:25:27	Chris [GM]	over now. MC Freedom comes up to you, Eros, and says
02:56:27:11	02:56:30:04	Chris [GM]	man I really thought you had that
02:56:30:06	02:56:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah I know I think there was a game mechanic that got left out that kind of left me in the dust
02:56:35:27	02:56:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	but that’s okay you take some you win some, you lose some you know what? The Battle of the Bands is coming up and I’m feeling lucky
02:56:39:13	02:56:48:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I heard a rumor that you were coming back with a solo act
02:56:49:06	02:57:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	the whole thing happened with Yzeros you can’t trust a halfling ever screw him Yeah, exactly.
02:56:52:27	02:56:53:26	Steve [Nortle]	another microphone
02:56:57:09	02:57:04:03	Chris [GM]	Screw them! Do your own thing You never mind one of my top hits do your own things
02:56:58:20	02:57:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I think we need to get a hold of it.
02:57:00:26	02:57:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	So yeah, doing my own thing.
02:57:03:25	02:57:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I do. I mean like Songs of Freedom album 3.
02:57:08:29	02:57:09:28	Chris [GM]	Rock like an eagle
02:57:11:01	02:57:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	So no, I think things are looking up from here.
02:57:15:01	02:57:15:26	Chris [GM]	You’re going to do great.
02:57:16:14	02:57:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	As long as no one makes fun of my mother, I think I’ll be good.
02:57:20:08	02:57:28:08	Chris [GM]	Well, usually we reserve this for the winner but seeing as the rap battle got interrupted I figured you could use this and hand you this beautiful
02:57:29:14	02:57:30:19	Chris [GM]	whatever I said it was
02:57:30:12	02:57:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	Smells of teak.
02:57:33:13	02:57:33:27	Chris [GM]	The…
02:57:33:22	02:57:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	the microphone but didn’t foul claw win oh we were just the warm -up act
02:57:34:13	02:57:35:29	Brin [Basil]	The thing is that it was cherry didn’t
02:57:35:10	02:57:35:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:57:36:05	02:57:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	Is it cherry?
02:57:37:04	02:57:48:06	Brin [Basil]	Mahogany was it mahogany the opening
02:57:39:21	02:57:42:23	Chris [GM]	Well, the battle was between Tripody and
02:57:40:06	02:57:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh he had a
02:57:44:25	02:57:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’re the warm-up.
02:57:45:03	02:57:56:12	Steve [Nortle]	uh i don’t i don’ feel as bad about losing anymore nortle really had an eye on that microphone, but…
02:57:48:06	02:57:53:08	Brin [Basil]	act no one listens to the opening
02:57:53:09	02:57:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	So, you know how many converts he got out of that?
02:57:57:29	02:58:08:12	Steve [Nortle]	I know. Yeah, Foul Claw definitely came out on top. Right.
02:58:00:18	02:58:11:12	Chris [GM]	He gifts you the cherry wood encrested microphone, which gives you a plus one to charisma when equipped in a tune. I know it now.
02:58:02:04	02:58:03:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah
02:58:08:22	02:58:10:14	Steve [Nortle]	Because Eros really needs that.
02:58:11:23	02:58:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, I do because now it pushes me like a plus six.
02:58:14:28	02:58:19:18	Chris [GM]	I will say it’s whoever uses them. Well, this has to be a tune yet. Yeah.
02:58:18:18	02:58:18:29	Steve [Nortle]	tune.
02:58:19:23	02:58:20:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll attune to it.
02:58:23:25	02:58:29:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two microphones now. I have, yeah, cursed.
02:58:25:29	02:58:26:29	Chris [GM]	The poison water.
02:58:28:29	02:58:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	You get the curse microphone across to the other stage. We’ll use this cherry wood teak mystique charm.
02:58:36:27	02:58:39:10	Chris [GM]	Now how long does the charm spell last?
02:58:41:12	02:58:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	We want to say it’s an hour. No, it’s probably ten minutes.
02:58:46:06	02:58:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	Are you talking about suggestion or charm? Yeah, it was suggestion. No, they just execute it to the best of purpose. That’s it.
02:58:46:18	02:58:48:01	Steve [Nortle]	But wait, no, you…
02:58:48:25	02:58:51:03	Chris [GM]	Suggesting whatever you used on, uh,
02:58:49:14	02:58:53:10	Brin [Basil]	Butterface.
02:58:53:07	02:58:54:01	Chris [GM]	Butterface, yeah.
02:58:56:14	02:58:57:21	Chris [GM]	Okay, so she comes back.
02:58:58:09	02:59:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hopefully with vanilla and a really badly beaten selfie.
02:58:59:14	02:59:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yessss
02:59:02:07	02:59:10:08	Chris [GM]	She doesn’t come back with Vanilla but she does have selfie and she’s dragging her by the horn and she throws her back behind the bar and she says
02:59:09:29	02:59:21:15	Brin [Basil]	Fight! Fight! Oh we sold
02:59:13:14	02:59:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, hey! Hey, selfie. There’s no work to do. We did it for ya’.
02:59:17:17	02:59:18:27	Chris [GM]	What do you mean?
02:59:19:20	02:59:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	I think…
02:59:21:15	02:59:25:27	Brin [Basil]	96 % of your inventory is gone
02:59:21:17	02:59:22:20	Steve [Nortle]	Selfie is fired.
02:59:22:25	02:59:23:08	Chris [GM]	There’s like
02:59:28:19	02:59:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	You see, that’s what you get when you have this little bunny going around making sure they’re doing shots in their mouth and then you got me flaming up the bar and these guys hitting
02:59:38:00	02:59:49:24	Chris [GM]	She is very happy for one reason actually she had to reject Van Illa. As you remember, he invited her to go to the finale of
02:59:49:24	02:59:51:28	Chris [GM]	The Battle of the Bands
02:59:54:06	03:00:01:18	Chris [GM]	She had to reject him because she had the man in the bar but with all her inventory pretty much sold out and her honey elixir missing
03:00:02:19	03:00:08:04	Chris [GM]	uh she’s pretty free to go for the show and she’s quite excited about that so you guys get a good deed
03:00:08:04	03:00:15:24	Chris [GM]	for that you got van you got vanilla and butterface together to go to the show excellent
03:00:09:26	03:00:11:28	Brin [Basil]	We turn that marriage around.
03:00:16:21	03:00:27:18	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like I’m Link in Hightano Village It’s the dude with the donkey and he’s like in love with the girl down
03:00:30:04	03:00:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	do all this stuff so we can talk to her?
03:00:31:20	03:00:35:29	Chris [GM]	that’s right that’s why you gotta do the fetch quest i did not do on purpose
03:00:34:12	03:00:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
03:00:37:11	03:00:46:29	Chris [GM]	get your own crickets uh anyways so triperty is quite pleased and uh very grateful and
03:00:37:13	03:00:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s one of the more boring ones.
03:00:46:29	03:00:55:02	Chris [GM]	And as a thank you, she pulls out from underneath the bar A scroll.
03:00:58:09	03:00:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	gives to people that she appreciates?
03:01:00:00	03:01:07:02	Chris [GM]	Well in a dream world It probably doesn’t look like a scroll to them I don’t know Haven’t figured that logic out
03:01:07:05	03:01:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a scroll
03:01:08:15	03:01:11:03	Brin [Basil]	It’s a message in an empty box.
03:01:13:19	03:01:14:13	Steve [Nortle]	TBD!
03:01:18:19	03:01:20:21	Dave [Xeros]	explode again and make me piss myself?
03:01:20:18	03:01:22:08	Brin [Basil]	Are you wearing your Depends?
03:01:21:23	03:01:25:28	Chris [GM]	by this point You’re probably ready for it Let’s roll to see how attentive you are
03:01:25:16	03:01:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, I’m gonna clench up my butt cheeks.
03:01:30:13	03:01:35:03	Brin [Basil]	Which is, it will stop you. It’s going to stop you from peeing for sure.
03:01:30:20	03:01:32:25	Steve [Nortle]	Constitution, that’s a constitution.
03:01:35:03	03:01:45:15	Brin [Basil]	I pick
03:01:35:10	03:01:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, it just straight Constitution roll? Not too bad.
03:01:39:11	03:01:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not my best but that is a 19.
03:01:46:16	03:01:51:20	Chris [GM]	TBD flashes, lights are blazing, sparks are flying, fireworks are flying.
03:01:53:12	03:02:00:08	Chris [GM]	But this time, yeah, you are not quite so startled by it. Hey guys, me, TBD. I’ve got another journal entry for you.
03:01:59:26	03:02:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	guy it’s TBD but look at this i unrolled the scroll you ready for
03:02:05:21	03:02:06:19	Chris [GM]	I’m ready for it.
03:02:05:26	03:02:13:02	Dave [Xeros]	this field study entry number seven i’m jacked what is happening
03:02:13:01	03:02:23:23	Chris [GM]	I’ve been here for one week, but my body has changed in ways you wouldn’t see until after a year of training. My beard is even three times the length it was a week ago.
03:02:24:07	03:02:31:29	Chris [GM]	When I returned to my camp, I found my supplies again scattered and a half -eaten protein bar laying in the mud.
03:02:32:15	03:02:42:26	Chris [GM]	My instincts told me to conjure a protective barrier, but a strange calm held me back. The wastes are watching, and I felt a strange kinship with whatever was out there.
03:02:43:04	03:02:53:20	Chris [GM]	Like, like it was my bro. The whispers grow louder, almost seductive. They say games and one more. You got one more!
03:02:54:11	03:03:04:19	Chris [GM]	As I continue to explore each day deeper into the waste One thing is clear Time here is deceptive I’ve been lost in its depths longer than I realized
03:03:05:09	03:03:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	i feel like
03:03:12:16	03:03:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	it was my bro yeah they think
03:03:15:00	03:03:20:13	Chris [GM]	Like Likes in there twice on this It was my pro
03:03:19:27	03:03:26:09	Dave [Xeros]	he’s my bro half -eaten protein bar lying in the mud
03:03:20:04	03:03:22:10	Brin [Basil]	Like…like…like comma like
03:03:21:26	03:03:24:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah Yeah, that’s exactly what it is.
03:03:25:27	03:03:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:03:26:19	03:03:30:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that particular detail seems like something he would notice.
03:03:26:29	03:03:31:05	Brin [Basil]	The swollen! It was swollen, please.
03:03:33:26	03:03:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	there’s a rune as well guys another rune here you go hey scroll it up
03:03:34:09	03:03:44:05	Chris [GM]	Awesome. So Falclaw you’ve been the scribe
03:03:34:17	03:03:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Give me that.
03:03:44:24	03:03:48:22	Chris [GM]	so as you look and recognize it again as a Goliath symbol
03:03:50:10	03:04:00:14	Chris [GM]	that spell that you cast last time detect language was it? that lasts the whole day until short rest, doesn’t it?
03:03:56:23	03:03:57:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Comprehend languages.
03:03:58:01	03:04:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	yes it absolutely does
03:04:01:11	03:04:02:18	Chris [GM]	I believe it does.
03:04:02:04	03:04:03:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It might last for a while.
03:04:04:21	03:04:06:29	Chris [GM]	The Genasi lore…
03:04:05:10	03:04:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	That’s cute.
03:04:07:16	03:04:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	he’s absolutely right this one
03:04:09:04	03:04:10:08	Chris [GM]	He’s absolutely right.
03:04:09:05	03:04:09:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah,
03:04:10:27	03:04:11:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh…
03:04:12:27	03:04:13:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It says one.
03:04:14:06	03:04:16:14	Chris [GM]	One hour! Too bad.
03:04:16:20	03:04:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can cast it again.
03:04:19:08	03:04:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have spell slots still.
03:04:21:19	03:04:23:04	Chris [GM]	Well, it’s up to you if you want to.
03:04:24:12	03:04:35:02	Chris [GM]	You recognize that you don’t even need to cast because it’s the exact same symbol that you’ve already seen in spell one. It is an L.
03:04:37:06	03:04:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	this is going to spell like lol at some point i know it could be little justice or it could just be I’m ill, LOL.
03:04:40:05	03:04:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right now, it’s L-I-L. So it could be Lil Justice.
03:04:43:01	03:04:44:16	Chris [GM]	It could be Lil Justice.
03:04:49:05	03:04:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a lot of Ls. Yeah. Or just LOL, LOL, Lil LOL
03:04:50:02	03:04:51:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re just a bunch of Ls.
03:04:55:01	03:04:56:02	Chris [GM]	Lil LOL.
03:04:57:06	03:04:58:26	Steve [Nortle]	probably doesn’t know how to spell LOL.
03:04:58:21	03:05:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure that this is in the end
03:05:01:03	03:05:02:29	Chris [GM]	He has intelligence 19, remember?
03:05:02:25	03:05:06:27	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s right, that is it, that does it. He just doesn’t act like this.
03:05:05:02	03:05:07:11	Brin [Basil]	He’s just not strong.
03:05:08:14	03:05:09:02	Chris [GM]	Booksmarm.
03:05:09:18	03:05:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the wisdom
03:05:12:04	03:05:14:19	Chris [GM]	I don’t know what it is. Awesome.
03:05:14:22	03:05:19:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	though in there? He said he feels more comfortable in the swamp or something now like he’s like more akin to it
03:05:19:12	03:05:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or something oh no
03:05:20:16	03:05:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	I think that was from the other field study
03:05:24:26	03:05:32:00	Dave [Xeros]	I woke up the next day crazy sore as I scratched my eye caught sight of a stranger arm rising near my head as I reacted I quickly realized
03:05:33:24	03:05:39:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was yeah that was the last one the one you just read though didn’t he just say that he feels
03:05:42:16	03:05:44:27	Steve [Nortle]	it’s something about like an affinity for the
03:05:48:14	03:05:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	supply scattered protein bar my agency told me to conjure protective barrier but strange calm helping back the wastes are watching and i felt a strange pinch shift whatever is out there like
03:06:04:06	03:06:06:29	Chris [GM]	The whispering words of a whisperer.
03:06:04:21	03:06:16:00	Dave [Xeros]	exclamation point almost seductive they say gains and one more got one more as they as I continue to explore each day
03:06:16:00	03:06:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	in the ways when things click up and lost instead of slip.
03:06:26:24	03:06:28:23	Chris [GM]	it is midnight.
03:06:31:08	03:06:42:27	Chris [GM]	This is a great place to stop. I will set this up. So as you read the scroll and you discover more, the song begins to play that we’ve heard many times now
03:06:47:04	03:06:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	today? Okay.
03:06:48:11	03:06:51:24	Chris [GM]	Just a familiar song
03:06:53:29	03:07:00:05	Chris [GM]	urging you continuing urging you Thank you
03:06:59:23	03:07:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Urging you to continue?
03:07:01:09	03:07:13:08	Chris [GM]	Urging you to continue to find more You remember back that you saw Wolfgang heading towards the Dark
03:07:13:08	03:07:24:16	Chris [GM]	Forest. You also saw a hooded female running away from a sabotage attempt, running into the dark forest.
03:07:24:22	03:07:31:29	Chris [GM]	You also have few other places you can visit. You’ve collected two scrolls on
03:07:39:09	03:07:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	us off. Um so the scrolls are like Pokemon right? We gotta collect them all
03:07:45:03	03:07:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	in one day
03:07:48:20	03:07:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s midnight I don’t even know what i’m doing anymore
03:07:49:04	03:07:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you
03:07:49:27	03:07:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:07:52:12	03:07:56:09	Chris [GM]	awesome guys well well, well done
03:08:00:15	03:08:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	dude really Oh my gosh.
03:08:06:01	03:08:07:19	Chris [GM]	yeah, yeah it’s only three hours
03:08:08:08	03:08:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, no I mean the way we have it formatted now

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