Zero to Hero (one-shot)

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Brins-PC], Chris [GM], Dave [Kil], Steve [Bief] Utterances: 3985 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:10:05	Steve [Bief]	Shinji, get in the mech. Get in the Mech! Shinji! That’s - that’s the new intro by the way it’s just me saying that
00:00:08:18	00:00:19:07	Chris [GM]	Get in the Maxinji! Quit being a bitch. That’s pretty much all he is the whole time. Ah so annoying I tried to rewatch and I was like
00:00:10:05	00:00:22:07	Steve [Bief]	yeah he is
00:00:19:07	00:00:27:29	Chris [GM]	I can’t watch this man he is so annoying it’s like reading The Hunger Games It’s like oh this is the worst I’m stuck in this girl’s head
00:00:22:07	00:00:32:08	Steve [Bief]	I did rewatch it though oh yeah yep that’s
00:00:27:29	00:00:35:04	Chris [GM]	and she won’t make a freaking decision just choose i can’t read
00:00:32:08	00:00:41:14	Steve [Bief]	exactly how i felt reading that thing yeah no
00:00:34:29	00:00:42:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah I couldn’t finish it, I didn’t finish.
00:00:41:14	00:00:48:10	Steve [Bief]	i didn’t i had to watch some movies to learn an ending to this story like i don’t know how close it is or anything.
00:00:51:07	00:00:59:07	Dave [Kil]	right. You’re right there is like that weird it’s
00:01:01:26	00:01:18:13	Chris [GM]	you hear it yeah yeah yeah do you hear when i do it yeah
00:01:09:14	00:01:10:17	Steve [Bief]	Any sound?
00:01:09:26	00:01:38:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	you have like a noise gate? It’s
00:01:12:14	00:01:22:28	Dave [Kil]	a noise gate on it yeah there’s a really big noise gate on it and also has an AMM on it as well. No, that’s like it automatically adjusts for
00:01:18:13	00:01:19:14	Chris [GM]	but that’s not a noise gate thing
00:01:22:28	00:01:27:16	Dave [Kil]	who’s speaking so it’ll actually pull the other mics down and push the other mics up but it does have like a little
00:01:28:17	00:01:33:17	Chris [GM]	think that’s what it is i think it sounds like there’s like maybe a data wire crossed over you know what i mean like we get that weird feedback
00:01:33:17	00:01:40:18	Chris [GM]	but i’m not hearing it so it’s
00:01:36:23	00:01:45:02	Dave [Kil]	It has like a fade off right? It just goes really quick so it is the gate shutting it off as it’s coming through So
00:01:38:12	00:01:50:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	like a reverb I wonder if you just turn the noise gate down just a teeny tiny
00:01:40:18	00:01:45:28	Chris [GM]	okay yeah so is there that sound is
00:01:50:10	00:01:57:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	bit oh boy yeah don’t do that right now
00:01:52:09	00:01:55:10	Dave [Kil]	The problem is you have to do it per input
00:01:53:05	00:01:53:25	Chris [GM]	know where that is
00:01:57:02	00:01:59:29	Dave [Kil]	Yeah Yeah, so and there’s 18 of them.
00:01:57:22	00:02:10:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	yeah absolutely oh
00:01:59:26	00:02:02:16	Steve [Bief]	This is just our Patreon exclusive
00:02:02:26	00:02:07:03	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean this is our zero level adventures.
00:02:03:28	00:02:05:23	Steve [Bief]	side hustle.
00:02:09:02	00:02:19:27	Chris [GM]	speaking of which yeah welcome we’re going to be doing a little something a little different today uh our poor Foulclaw is out sick and so we decided instead of continuing with the battle
00:02:19:21	00:02:21:16	Steve [Bief]	regurgitate the way good owls should.
00:02:19:27	00:02:28:11	Chris [GM]	of the bands instead of continuing with the battle of the band’s adventure we’re going to take a quick break and do a
00:02:28:11	00:02:33:00	Chris [GM]	zero level one shot so we’re gonna start by
00:02:30:18	00:02:30:27	Dave [Kil]	Yay!
00:02:33:13	00:02:46:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	so
00:02:34:10	00:02:45:02	Dave [Kil]	Just as a side note, I was telling Chris and Steve that this table that we’re rolling on this is actually where Chris rolled his original character this is where Zen was rolled originally as well
00:02:45:02	00:02:54:14	Dave [Kil]	It was – oh hi it’s a barber it’s just funny how like after two and a half years what can like
00:02:45:05	00:02:46:11	Chris [GM]	is how they all yep this is
00:02:46:22	00:02:59:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	we should be like I mean
00:02:53:26	00:02:58:10	Chris [GM]	you really think I chose cheesemaker as my background? No, that was totally a random roll
00:02:56:01	00:02:57:19	Dave [Kil]	no, no
00:02:56:19	00:02:57:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:02:59:09	00:03:06:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	I wouldn’t judge you if you did yeah that’s
00:03:01:23	00:03:04:08	Chris [GM]	A social butterfly barber? No
00:03:03:19	00:03:05:11	Dave [Kil]	Barber with scissors
00:03:03:25	00:03:04:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:03:06:22	00:03:15:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	not Dave oh
00:03:07:01	00:03:14:09	Dave [Kil]	Yeah I made him who I wanted him to be
00:03:07:25	00:03:10:14	Chris [GM]	But now he’s the most evil man in the world Zen.
00:03:10:27	00:03:12:05	Steve [Bief]	The Zenpocalypse.
00:03:15:13	00:03:18:02	Steve [Bief]	You just force it into your…
00:03:16:22	00:03:18:15	Dave [Kil]	and you force it in
00:03:19:03	00:03:21:20	Steve [Bief]	If it doesn’t fit, you push harder.
00:03:20:19	00:03:22:17	Dave [Kil]	You make it fit
00:03:24:02	00:03:25:21	Chris [GM]	So, we’ll get started.
00:03:24:03	00:03:24:13	Steve [Bief]	All right.
00:03:27:23	00:03:32:06	Chris [GM]	First thing first, you’re going to roll your race table and your racial traits.
00:03:29:00	00:03:39:20	Dave [Kil]	go ahead and mute uh the purple mic too if you want i mean like that that could be another reason why it’s coming out but
00:03:43:16	00:03:47:22	Chris [GM]	I haven’t touched anything yet but I don’t know where… Is it in the faders?
00:03:47:07	00:03:51:12	Dave [Kil]	uh yeah go to the faders and then yep
00:03:49:29	00:03:52:17	Chris [GM]	Inputs purple muted.
00:03:52:12	00:03:55:18	Dave [Kil]	yep it’s probably not gonna 100 fix it
00:03:55:08	00:04:01:03	Steve [Bief]	Okay, so are we rolling like 1d3 to figure out if we’re in default high fantasy or human dominated?
00:04:03:06	00:04:04:05	Dave [Kil]	do high fantasy
00:04:03:18	00:04:05:21	Chris [GM]	Nah, we will just skip. High fantasy of course.
00:04:04:14	00:04:06:17	Steve [Bief]	High fantasy? Okay. All right, all right.
00:04:06:02	00:04:16:29	Dave [Kil]	can we introduce this amazing book by the way. So this is The Zero Levels Adventures
00:04:07:24	00:04:08:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fantasy
00:04:08:03	00:04:09:05	Chris [GM]	Maybe we need to
00:04:14:08	00:04:15:05	Chris [GM]	yeah, why don’t
00:04:16:29	00:04:28:03	Dave [Kil]	5th Edition Supplement The rules are by Tom Denick and this has been probably one of the funnest things that we’ve ever done just to develop characters so we are going
00:04:28:03	00:04:39:03	Dave [Kil]	to be rolling on different tables to create our characters at a level 0 which basically gives us nothing I think we have 1 thing assigned to us as our characters
00:04:39:03	00:04:43:05	Dave [Kil]	and then we are hopefully gonna be dead by the end of the session
00:04:44:06	00:04:52:11	Chris [GM]	could up them to level two if we want to there is a fight in this that we might make it a little more exciting if you had a little bit of tools at your disposal like
00:04:56:20	00:05:00:02	Steve [Bief]	decide that once they’ve rolled and seen what I…
00:04:59:10	00:05:09:22	Dave [Kil]	high fantasy okay so in the beginning the race table you have basically your rolls it’s d100 so we’re going to be rolling a d100 if you get 1 to 20 you’re
00:05:09:22	00:05:16:11	Dave [Kil]	gonna be human 21 to 30 it’s a halfling 31 to 40 it’s dwarf 41 to 50 you are gnome 51 to 60
00:05:16:11	00:05:26:01	Dave [Kil]	tiefling 61 to 70 high elf this is hilarious 71 to 80 l 81 to 90 half orc 91 100 dragonborn
00:05:25:18	00:05:27:15	Chris [GM]	walking down memory lane right now aren’t you
00:05:26:01	00:05:40:25	Dave [Kil]	dude that high out heck yeah dude freaking love it and lawrence
00:05:27:06	00:05:28:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:05:34:18	00:05:40:06	Chris [GM]	long time listeners will know that this is the origin story of zen and Lawrence
00:05:40:25	00:05:43:14	Dave [Kil]	yeah and kava yep
00:05:44:19	00:05:48:03	Chris [GM]	and Crengrum
00:05:49:07	00:05:59:22	Dave [Kil]	crimgrim as well our poor departed cringram all right i am who wants to go first yes is he a black skin
00:05:54:10	00:05:57:04	Steve [Bief]	Oh, I just did. I got a 52. I’m a Tiffin.
00:05:58:12	00:05:59:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Am I next?
00:06:02:04	00:06:05:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I got… wait, is this it?
00:06:07:19	00:06:09:19	Dave [Kil]	you are a half elf
00:06:11:19	00:06:13:21	Dave [Kil]	hi fantasy
00:06:12:26	00:06:14:06	Steve [Bief]	You get to be arrogant.
00:06:16:10	00:06:17:03	Dave [Kil]	I got
00:06:19:17	00:06:25:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, it’s a woman! Hi!
00:06:22:25	00:06:24:13	Dave [Kil]	boring character possible
00:06:24:14	00:06:27:02	Steve [Bief]	The power of the roll!
00:06:28:00	00:06:29:14	Dave [Kil]	i’m a human
00:06:32:01	00:06:35:13	Dave [Kil]	let’s shake this off so
00:06:36:23	00:06:48:04	Dave [Kil]	our size, speed everything is associated with our characters ability bonuses after rolling your ability scores add these bonuses and racial benefits. So we’re going to roll into our next piece
00:06:48:20	00:06:50:04	Dave [Kil]	after the race table
00:06:48:20	00:06:52:05	Steve [Bief]	Oh wait, I didn’t write down my bones
00:06:51:14	00:06:52:12	Chris [GM]	it’s there
00:06:57:17	00:06:59:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	me having to reference this quite often
00:06:58:09	00:07:05:11	Steve [Bief]	the human extra languages none no you’re an american you don’t know any additional
00:07:03:17	00:07:04:05	Dave [Kil]	yeah
00:07:05:11	00:07:15:29	Steve [Bief]	languages but you get yeah racial abilities none but you get plus one to all abilities so you actually
00:07:06:23	00:07:09:06	Dave [Kil]	I don’ t need to because I know English
00:07:13:12	00:07:14:07	Dave [Kil]	bull crap
00:07:15:29	00:07:27:18	Steve [Bief]	get plus six total additional points as opposed to the three that all other races get so i don’t actually feel like that makes up for it personally
00:07:32:28	00:07:34:16	Dave [Kil]	Alright, moving on
00:07:39:14	00:07:42:24	Dave [Kil]	We have no Dragonborn Ancestry table for this, so we’re good
00:07:44:11	00:07:54:11	Dave [Kil]	Chris, you want to move it To number six? Okay so we’re going to determine our occupation At this point The first step towards determining your opportunity Is to determine your character’s highest ability score
00:07:44:17	00:07:45:04	Steve [Bief]	you want to move to
00:07:54:11	00:08:05:02	Dave [Kil]	In the case of a tie between two ability scores You may choose the table to roll on Your occupation gives your character One proficiency and one starting weapon Which you are also Proficient with
00:07:54:26	00:07:55:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay.
00:08:05:02	00:08:11:06	Dave [Kil]	Some coin clothes and bonus items Your occupation will fill your background slot And your character sheet So
00:08:12:11	00:08:22:27	Dave [Kil]	So, do we roll the role on a table? Okay. So in a human, do we have to roll our actual abilities right now?
00:08:17:29	00:08:18:05	Steve [Bief]	Wait.
00:08:22:28	00:08:25:17	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, go back a couple of pages, Chris.
00:08:25:14	00:08:28:07	Dave [Kil]	Ability modifiers chart. Yep. So our ability scores.
00:08:30:28	00:08:33:06	Dave [Kil]	Step two, determine your character attributes.
00:08:32:12	00:08:36:10	Steve [Bief]	Oh, oh, oh. Oh, it says roll ability scores there. Okay. Yeah, we skipped that.
00:08:35:02	00:08:35:05	Dave [Kil]	Yep.
00:08:36:09	00:08:45:17	Dave [Kil]	Roll 3D6 for each ability score in order strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, charisma and racial trait modifiers.
00:08:46:01	00:08:48:17	Dave [Kil]	So, Steve, would you like to go first?
00:08:51:05	00:09:02:28	Steve [Bief]	So 3d6 is 10 on my strength.
00:08:53:02	00:08:53:16	Dave [Kil]	3D6.
00:09:06:16	00:09:10:28	Steve [Bief]	Maybe we should all be going at the same time just for speed sake. You need more detail.
00:09:09:28	00:09:12:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	I only have two. Can you hand me one more? Thank you.
00:09:15:14	00:09:16:11	Steve [Bief]	It’s got some heft.
00:09:17:00	00:09:20:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s blocking my time tower. It’s too heavy.
00:09:18:17	00:09:19:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:09:21:22	00:09:26:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	All right. We’re going to manually do this. Oh, it really isn’t working.
00:09:27:23	00:09:28:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	That’s okay.
00:09:31:02	00:09:32:05	Chris [GM]	That is a heavy die.
00:09:32:17	00:09:37:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, it is. Okay. That one’s 14 for strength.
00:09:38:08	00:09:39:14	Steve [Bief]	seven on my dexterity
00:09:45:18	00:09:48:14	Dave [Kil]	I think I know where that’s coming from. I think it’s from these two mics.
00:09:49:08	00:09:51:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, because when I do it I don’t hear feedback
00:09:50:08	00:10:00:01	Dave [Kil]	They have a crossover with something with the metal down here. I wonder if I can just mess with it for a second because I feel like it may be getting worse.
00:10:01:08	00:10:01:22	Dave [Kil]	Okay.
00:10:03:10	00:10:04:29	Steve [Bief]	I’m dumb as a box of rocks
00:10:06:08	00:10:08:12	Chris [GM]	And you’ve got to solve a murder mystery.
00:10:09:02	00:10:12:19	Dave [Kil]	Yeah! You’re going to be so helpful. Hi, Glide.
00:10:11:25	00:10:18:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	I feel like i’m going to dent the table with these dice. Gosh! I’m so sorry! I just did!
00:10:14:12	00:10:15:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, use the
00:10:14:25	00:10:16:22	Dave [Kil]	You will? Yeah, don’t…
00:10:18:11	00:10:18:24	Dave [Kil]	Okay.
00:10:20:06	00:10:21:10	Chris [GM]	leather thing that we got there.
00:10:21:12	00:10:27:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	Where is it? Oh wait, right here. I’ll use this. Give me a second. Yeah thank you. This was great.
00:10:24:24	00:10:27:02	Steve [Bief]	me that one and i’ll use the plastic
00:10:27:23	00:10:28:19	Dave [Kil]	Wow! Okay.
00:10:28:19	00:10:36:14	Steve [Bief]	that means i get re -roll this one shoo nope
00:10:32:22	00:10:35:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um oh do you remember what that was?
00:10:36:14	00:10:44:20	Steve [Bief]	you’ll have to re -rol okay come on double digits come on
00:10:37:02	00:10:48:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	So sorry. Okay, that’s fine, okay, Dexterity, Master
00:10:44:20	00:10:49:19	Steve [Bief]	double digits or not
00:10:46:04	00:10:50:03	Dave [Kil]	Wow! Jeez guys, okay I’m two in. I’m doing good.
00:10:50:29	00:10:51:16	Steve [Bief]	guys
00:10:52:17	00:10:53:29	Dave [Kil]	Dexterity eleven.
00:10:54:27	00:11:00:28	Steve [Bief]	I am I must be the pity case I’m a project in your neighborhood you know
00:11:00:26	00:11:01:09	Dave [Kil]	Alright.
00:11:02:12	00:11:10:02	Steve [Bief]	why don’t you invite him on your adventure he needs to get out more kind of my highest is the con of 13
00:11:10:14	00:11:11:21	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh
00:11:11:28	00:11:23:19	Steve [Bief]	I have two attributes that are double digits based on my roles no No, no. I’m going with it as a tiefling. I do get plus two on my charisma and plus one
00:11:17:19	00:11:17:29	Chris [GM]	I guess
00:11:19:06	00:11:20:12	Chris [GM]	You’re going for it
00:11:19:08	00:11:20:16	Dave [Kil]	Oh, roll with it!
00:11:23:19	00:11:27:22	Steve [Bief]	on my intelligence so that helps tiny tiny tiny tiny bit.
00:11:25:26	00:11:29:04	Chris [GM]	It’ll help Average you out Just a little bit
00:11:28:26	00:11:30:20	Dave [Kil]	I’ve rolled three 11s in a row.
00:11:30:19	00:11:32:03	Steve [Bief]	I would love an 11
00:11:31:14	00:11:39:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	it’s 12 oh I’m very smart
00:11:32:11	00:11:32:19	Dave [Kil]	Yeah.
00:11:33:11	00:11:33:27	Steve [Bief]	anyway
00:11:39:03	00:11:43:16	Steve [Bief]	seven minus two wow
00:11:44:21	00:11:45:01	Dave [Kil]	What’s that for?
00:11:45:10	00:11:51:00	Steve [Bief]	dexterity like my initiative is minus to people will start fighting each other be like hey wait a minute
00:11:52:28	00:11:53:27	Steve [Bief]	What’s going on here?
00:11:54:25	00:11:59:19	Dave [Kil]	Do I get a plus one to every modifier then? That doesn’t even out but whatever.
00:11:57:01	00:11:57:22	Steve [Bief]	Yes, you do.
00:11:59:26	00:12:00:23	Steve [Bief]	No it doesn’t.
00:12:00:26	00:12:03:02	Dave [Kil]	But my rolls are baller!
00:12:05:05	00:12:16:20	Dave [Kil]	oh my gosh dude that’s the thing is is when i started i did want to play a human but then i
00:12:06:12	00:12:11:01	Chris [GM]	Why do they make the humans So enticing When nobody wants to play
00:12:16:20	00:12:20:13	Dave [Kil]	once i got to know the other characters more like this is stupid why would i want to be a human
00:12:21:02	00:12:31:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s we don’t come to D&D to play what we are. Yes, yep
00:12:25:19	00:12:25:26	Chris [GM]	what
00:12:26:01	00:12:31:14	Steve [Bief]	If you want to be human we should play Call of Cthulhu or something else that’s designed to be
00:12:29:01	00:12:37:05	Chris [GM]	Right. Yeah. Human weakness oriented, but maybe
00:12:32:26	00:12:35:02	Steve [Bief]	if you’re in a fantasy setting
00:12:37:05	00:12:43:01	Chris [GM]	that’s the way to capture people. Are you going
00:12:40:08	00:12:46:25	Dave [Kil]	Gosh Oh Dude I haven’t rolled below an 11
00:12:43:15	00:12:44:03	Steve [Bief]	No
00:12:46:25	00:12:57:29	Dave [Kil]	this entire time i’m not kidding you my last role was a 12 no i’m
00:12:52:05	00:12:58:24	Chris [GM]	are you going to be like crazy? Like remember the original
00:12:54:22	00:12:57:08	Steve [Bief]	look like crazy. He’s just really competent.
00:12:57:29	00:13:07:15	Dave [Kil]	confident yeah where i was like over the top way too powerful yeah i that was too much but
00:12:58:24	00:13:06:16	Chris [GM]	arrows way, way too powerful for
00:13:07:15	00:13:10:28	Dave [Kil]	i i think i rolled three
00:13:12:02	00:13:16:27	Dave [Kil]	18s like three triple sixes when i was rolling for that original character
00:13:15:20	00:13:17:27	Steve [Bief]	you’re a statistical anomaly
00:13:19:04	00:13:30:08	Dave [Kil]	No, like… Okay, I can run this down. Strength 11. This is without any modifiers that I’ve added yet. Dexterity 11. Constitution 11. Intelligence 13. Wisdom 12. Charisma 12.
00:13:30:17	00:13:32:15	Chris [GM]	you’re just right down the middle. You’re a human.
00:13:30:28	00:13:32:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	Dude, that’s awesome.
00:13:31:17	00:13:40:15	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. I am. But then I add one as my modifier to each one of those. So my intelligence is going to be My table.
00:13:35:29	00:13:36:07	Chris [GM]	Mm-hmm.
00:13:38:26	00:13:44:12	Chris [GM]	You’re just an average jack of all trades, master of none.
00:13:41:21	00:13:43:28	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. So maybe I’m a bard again.
00:13:43:12	00:13:47:26	Steve [Bief]	I have an AC of 8
00:13:49:19	00:13:53:15	Steve [Bief]	So I am crossing my fingers that I get to be like the fighter
00:13:54:16	00:13:56:08	Steve [Bief]	or the barbarian or something.
00:13:56:05	00:13:56:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:56:21	00:13:58:07	Dave [Kil]	Hit something! Damn it!
00:13:58:01	00:14:02:01	Steve [Bief]	And my strength is plus zero, so I’m just
00:14:01:24	00:14:07:01	Dave [Kil]	You’re not any of those things, technically. You’re just going to be a zero.
00:14:03:01	00:14:14:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	I got all mine
00:14:05:19	00:14:06:07	Steve [Bief]	Yeah
00:14:08:02	00:14:17:11	Chris [GM]	I won’t pull that away yet, but are we ready to move on to occupation or are you guys still in stats mode? You got yours? Okay. Awesome.
00:14:16:16	00:14:27:29	Steve [Bief]	Oh, not 20. I’m a wagoner That actually seems to fit
00:14:19:13	00:14:19:26	Chris [GM]	Occupation.
00:14:20:21	00:14:23:08	Dave [Kil]	You have to roll on what table?
00:14:23:20	00:14:25:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Nuh-uh
00:14:26:25	00:14:30:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	I just rolled a 10
00:14:29:18	00:14:32:13	Steve [Bief]	That’s probably the best roll I will do all night long
00:14:31:22	00:14:33:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	A carpenter
00:14:32:01	00:14:35:04	Chris [GM]	You got a whip. A whip is pretty cool.
00:14:33:16	00:14:34:25	Dave [Kil]	Oh! Okay.
00:14:35:28	00:14:41:29	Dave [Kil]	Well… I hope I’ma walrus. Because if I’malrus and you’re a carpenter this is gonna get amazing.
00:14:43:18	00:14:47:24	Chris [GM]	talking Alice in Wonderland? Cabbages and keys.
00:14:44:28	00:14:45:02	Dave [Kil]	Uh-huh.
00:14:46:08	00:14:46:23	Dave [Kil]	Cabbages!
00:14:49:22	00:14:54:17	Dave [Kil]	Okay so dumb human character is going to roll on the intelligence table.
00:14:52:22	00:15:04:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	What does coin mean? does that mean how much money we have so what do we roll? So it says,
00:14:56:29	00:14:58:16	Dave [Kil]	That’s how much money you have, yeah?
00:14:58:08	00:15:04:05	Steve [Bief]	Roll that die, and you get that many of that amount. So what did you roll?
00:15:04:29	00:15:10:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	wait I’m a tent. I’m carpenter. What is that? Is that GP? Oh gold pieces okay
00:15:08:11	00:15:16:11	Steve [Bief]	Of gold pieces. You’ll have D6 gold pieces, and I have nine copper pieces.
00:15:09:24	00:15:10:08	Chris [GM]	pieces,
00:15:10:29	00:15:17:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, I have six.
00:15:13:18	00:15:15:03	Chris [GM]	copper pieces.
00:15:17:14	00:15:21:23	Steve [Bief]	Money might actually matter in this conference. We don’t have to store it value.
00:15:20:14	00:15:31:03	Dave [Kil]	okay what hey yet i don’t have to distort value yet uh okay just to explain what we do is we take our highest stat and then
00:15:22:10	00:15:23:09	Chris [GM]	That’s true.
00:15:23:29	00:15:24:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:15:31:03	00:15:37:14	Dave [Kil]	we roll on a table associated with that stat and each person says it’s dexterity intelligence whatever that is what we’re rolling for right now
00:15:37:15	00:15:48:19	Steve [Bief]	uh on oh oh i was gonna say that was strength so wait say that again when we get to our best
00:15:38:19	00:15:43:06	Dave [Kil]	um no I haven’t rolled mine yet so you guys
00:15:40:16	00:15:40:27	Chris [GM]	next one?
00:15:49:29	00:15:57:25	Dave [Kil]	No, like you roll associated with the table that is whatever your highest stat is. So for example if your highest dat was intelligence
00:15:56:20	00:16:02:21	Steve [Bief]	high staff oh we all just rolled on strength
00:15:57:25	00:16:07:10	Dave [Kil]	You go to the intelligence table and you roll on the intelligence If you just all rolled out strength then yeah do it again Because I’m Yeah You have to roll it on your actual
00:16:05:28	00:16:12:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes. So, let’s
00:16:08:19	00:16:10:09	Chris [GM]	makes more sense okay backing up
00:16:20:25	00:16:22:29	Chris [GM]	do you want to roll again or you want keep your nat 20
00:16:22:29	00:16:26:17	Steve [Bief]	i’m i’m rolling come on rat catcher
00:16:29:24	00:16:30:10	Chris [GM]	What’d you get?
00:16:30:00	00:16:34:04	Steve [Bief]	I’m a gong farmer is that racist
00:16:32:05	00:16:33:20	Chris [GM]	You got a nat one.
00:16:34:08	00:16:41:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	I-I?
00:16:35:05	00:16:36:23	Steve [Bief]	I don’t even know what that means
00:16:36:04	00:16:39:13	Dave [Kil]	What kind of hat are you wearing? Is it just a rice paddy hat?
00:16:40:20	00:16:44:09	Steve [Bief]	I’m stupid enough to think I’m wearing a hat but not wear a hat
00:16:44:05	00:16:44:24	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
00:16:44:19	00:17:03:19	Dave [Kil]	all right gong farmer dude yes
00:16:45:10	00:16:47:29	Steve [Bief]	and I have d12 copper pieces
00:16:49:08	00:16:54:00	Steve [Bief]	three yeah, that means that I’ve done better than my parents alright
00:16:52:29	00:16:53:24	Chris [GM]	Get a club.
00:16:54:27	00:16:56:18	Chris [GM]	You have a sack of manure.
00:16:57:25	00:17:00:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Good heavens!
00:16:59:25	00:17:01:27	Chris [GM]	You’re the dude on the far right.
00:17:02:11	00:17:04:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	You have a sacrifiler…
00:17:03:19	00:17:08:02	Steve [Bief]	yeah so gong is just more polite way of saying crap
00:17:08:01	00:17:11:03	Chris [GM]	Dong. Oh, wait. No, no, no dong.
00:17:08:21	00:17:10:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	Dunk? DUNK
00:17:10:11	00:17:21:04	Steve [Bief]	no, I’m not in brothel i’m not going there and i want that stricken from the record
00:17:11:25	00:17:12:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:17:13:19	00:17:17:08	Dave [Kil]	hat dong that could be your nickname
00:17:18:14	00:17:19:28	Chris [GM]	You’re a pooper scooper.
00:17:22:07	00:17:27:07	Dave [Kil]	never never you are not allowed to strike things from the record
00:17:27:21	00:17:32:04	Steve [Bief]	that is not what happened during quiet year
00:17:29:03	00:17:30:12	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
00:17:29:13	00:17:30:02	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
00:17:29:13	00:17:31:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:17:32:18	00:17:39:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	If you have a drink, drink it now.
00:17:36:11	00:17:36:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:17:39:01	00:17:39:29	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
00:17:39:19	00:17:44:18	Chris [GM]	He’s suggesting like child genocide. I’m like that did not happen.
00:17:43:25	00:17:44:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:17:45:25	00:17:52:04	Dave [Kil]	the child’s crusade is written it is in the book of ITYS
00:17:47:16	00:17:48:02	Chris [GM]	How?
00:17:48:19	00:17:50:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:17:54:26	00:17:56:00	Dave [Kil]	alright
00:17:55:19	00:17:58:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	I need an intelligence occupations.
00:17:57:20	00:18:08:15	Dave [Kil]	intelligence table yeah we’re rolling on the same table so let’s I haven’t rolled it yet 13
00:18:01:28	00:18:04:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh sweet. What’s yours?
00:18:06:02	00:18:07:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	For intelligence, I mean.
00:18:09:11	00:18:10:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Sixteen! Woooow!
00:18:11:24	00:18:14:20	Dave [Kil]	I’m very much
00:18:13:20	00:18:15:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	If only it related to life.
00:18:19:15	00:18:20:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh do I?
00:18:21:27	00:18:25:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, am I rolling again or am I sticking with my tent?
00:18:26:15	00:18:33:07	Chris [GM]	you rolled a 16 you said right gotcha so yes now you roll and this is what your occupation will be
00:18:27:24	00:18:30:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	No that’s what my intelligence…
00:18:32:17	00:18:34:17	Steve [Bief]	because technically you rolled for a different chart.
00:18:33:20	00:18:35:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	This is a six I’m a tutor
00:18:33:24	00:18:38:00	Dave [Kil]	oh guys oh guys
00:18:37:07	00:18:38:25	Steve [Bief]	And it’s a D8…
00:18:37:28	00:18:40:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s a good thing I broke my glasses today
00:18:40:28	00:18:42:01	Steve [Bief]	Oh, you’re sounding posh!
00:18:43:12	00:18:44:04	Chris [GM]	What did you get?
00:18:45:01	00:18:46:17	Dave [Kil]	a two
00:18:45:03	00:18:45:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh no
00:18:46:21	00:18:48:00	Chris [GM]	A tax collector!
00:18:48:27	00:18:49:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Great
00:18:50:01	00:18:59:26	Steve [Bief]	So basically if people had to pick between you and me they’re still going to pick me. They’re like we’re gonna go with the guy whose one item is a sack of manure.
00:18:50:29	00:18:52:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	We get to bring this asshole
00:18:52:26	00:19:07:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	with us lovely
00:18:55:04	00:18:57:25	Dave [Kil]	we’re going to go with that guy
00:19:00:09	00:19:04:12	Dave [Kil]	I’m a human tax collector I have a money sack
00:19:05:20	00:19:06:13	Dave [Kil]	And a longsword.
00:19:06:09	00:19:10:21	Chris [GM]	You’re quickly becoming the most hated character in all of D&D.
00:19:07:07	00:19:18:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh my gosh I almost
00:19:10:18	00:19:14:01	Steve [Bief]	Chris will you actually go back? I didn’t write down what my proficiency
00:19:18:11	00:19:29:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	saw mine too okay what is what does um SP stand for silver pieces you would think
00:19:19:07	00:19:21:10	Steve [Bief]	Constitution saving throw. Awesome.
00:19:26:10	00:19:27:08	Steve [Bief]	Silver pieces
00:19:26:29	00:19:28:06	Dave [Kil]	Silver pieces.
00:19:29:16	00:19:40:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	i’d be able to guess that but I don’t want to be presumptuous in this game Oh. I
00:19:34:09	00:19:40:20	Dave [Kil]	I have… I control the d12. I have d12 platinum pieces. So you roll the…
00:19:38:07	00:19:38:22	Steve [Bief]	Yeah
00:19:40:16	00:19:47:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	get, did it say D8? Two…I’m a poor Tuta.
00:19:42:29	00:19:43:13	Steve [Bief]	Yeah.
00:19:47:02	00:19:55:08	Steve [Bief]	Well, I have more than you because I have three copper Three is bigger than two
00:19:52:12	00:19:53:03	Dave [Kil]	Listen.
00:19:54:01	00:20:05:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	a corpse. How do you always have the most money in this game every time?
00:19:54:26	00:19:59:18	Dave [Kil]	I need you both to shut the hell up because I have 10 platinum pieces!
00:19:59:23	00:20:02:06	Chris [GM]	Wow, that’s bigger than gold, right?
00:20:07:22	00:20:09:03	Dave [Kil]	Luck favors the bold.
00:20:10:24	00:20:14:06	Dave [Kil]	Ah, 12 platinum pieces and
00:20:16:04	00:20:17:23	Steve [Bief]	write down what your proficiency is?
00:20:22:20	00:20:24:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, are we ready to move on?
00:20:23:09	00:20:27:29	Steve [Bief]	Intimidation Somehow you’re an intimidating human Hmm Let’s see
00:20:28:02	00:20:31:17	Dave [Kil]	money sack and a long sword.
00:20:31:09	00:20:35:26	Chris [GM]	here’s your adventure gear roll a 1d100
00:20:41:08	00:20:41:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:20:43:25	00:20:44:08	Chris [GM]	you get
00:20:45:05	00:20:48:08	Steve [Bief]	a 90 I have a shovel Right?
00:20:48:10	00:20:58:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	my gosh it’s like it’s like destiny okay mine is 57 that is a
00:20:52:20	00:20:54:01	Dave [Kil]	Make it all match up.
00:20:54:17	00:21:04:29	Steve [Bief]	I totally just pictured like A floor lamp
00:20:58:14	00:21:04:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	lamp I have a lamp there you go to read
00:21:00:29	00:21:01:05	Chris [GM]	night
00:21:04:08	00:21:13:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	my school book yeah is
00:21:05:15	00:21:07:18	Steve [Bief]	You know, and I was like you carry one of those
00:21:08:23	00:21:10:01	Dave [Kil]	A D100?
00:21:09:17	00:21:12:10	Steve [Bief]	little lantern or Aladdin’s lamp kind of a thing.
00:21:12:22	00:21:14:01	Chris [GM]	will come in handy
00:21:13:29	00:21:26:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	it dang oh
00:21:18:28	00:21:21:02	Chris [GM]	10 foot pole
00:21:23:01	00:21:24:10	Steve [Bief]	Keep your distance!
00:21:23:10	00:21:34:29	Dave [Kil]	that’s we get away from people i have 10 foot pole and i just pull vault everywhere it’s like give me your taxes get him pull bolt yeah
00:21:24:19	00:21:25:08	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
00:21:24:19	00:21:25:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:21:26:26	00:21:38:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	my gosh if they don’t open their front door your pole vault into
00:21:33:07	00:21:35:24	Steve [Bief]	Throw throw a smoke bomb and then pull them up.
00:21:36:16	00:21:40:07	Dave [Kil]	I go up their chimney
00:21:42:16	00:21:45:11	Chris [GM]	Santa Claus origin story
00:21:44:06	00:21:46:20	Dave [Kil]	it’s santa no it’s the tax man
00:21:47:11	00:21:47:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:21:52:29	00:22:02:16	Dave [Kil]	i’m taking your presents bitch 21 % of your stuff belongs to
00:21:57:16	00:22:00:22	Chris [GM]	125th of them Or no, 21% of them.
00:22:03:22	00:22:09:22	Steve [Bief]	Every time you just roll D100 to see what percentage they’re worth, you’re like 53%!
00:22:07:04	00:22:08:15	Chris [GM]	There it is! That’s perfect!
00:22:09:28	00:22:10:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:22:10:11	00:22:18:20	Dave [Kil]	percent taxes have gone up this year oh okay guys this is shaping up to be amazing.
00:22:18:11	00:22:25:01	Chris [GM]	This is going to be so hard for me. Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? Holy cow.
00:22:28:17	00:22:29:23	Dave [Kil]	What’s next?
00:22:31:03	00:22:34:08	Steve [Bief]	Oh man, Chris. I’m sorry. Never mind. Nevermind.
00:22:35:23	00:22:44:21	Steve [Bief]	No, no, no. I thought I didn’t write that in my weapon, but I did. I’ve got a club, a sack of manure and a shovel. Is that going to help me in today’s adventure?
00:22:42:00	00:22:42:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:22:45:09	00:22:51:23	Chris [GM]	Actually the shovel I could see helping, yeah. The level 2 sounds much more enticing for you though.
00:22:52:25	00:22:58:27	Steve [Bief]	Well with an AC of eight uh I don’t think I can survive half of a punch.
00:23:00:07	00:23:02:15	Dave [Kil]	That’s what makes it amazing!
00:23:00:28	00:23:04:15	Steve [Bief]	Being being a feces covered
00:23:06:25	00:23:10:20	Steve [Bief]	fella has left my immune system surprisingly
00:23:13:06	00:23:15:08	Steve [Bief]	maligned and in
00:23:15:26	00:23:19:10	Chris [GM]	Yes. Okay, I think…
00:23:20:12	00:23:21:21	Chris [GM]	Here we are.
00:23:20:22	00:23:21:24	Steve [Bief]	to figure out our age?
00:23:22:22	00:23:27:01	Chris [GM]	Your distributed racial age charts.
00:23:33:20	00:23:42:11	Steve [Bief]	Oh, that explains it I’m a child No wonder I have no armor I’m at the perfect level
00:23:43:03	00:23:43:22	Chris [GM]	Hello sir?
00:23:47:02	00:23:52:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	see I rolled 78 oh wait okay
00:23:49:24	00:23:51:02	Chris [GM]	Depending on what you are.
00:23:51:07	00:24:06:06	Chris [GM]	So you were half -elf so you are yeah this
00:23:59:13	00:24:11:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	L D 100 plus 30 is that what that says so wait a minute oh I see okay this will be my age
00:24:09:29	00:24:15:25	Steve [Bief]	rolled to see which one you then roll again yeah so my age is eight plus
00:24:15:25	00:24:22:18	Steve [Bief]	four so i’m a 12 year old hanging out with the 12 year olds who smells like poop
00:24:22:29	00:24:30:22	Dave [Kil]	okay what does it say for human oh i did it’s it is generic as gets 27
00:24:26:20	00:24:27:18	Chris [GM]	roll a D1
00:24:31:06	00:24:33:21	Chris [GM]	27 plus 18.
00:24:33:25	00:24:42:03	Steve [Bief]	so 1d20 plus 18 because you rolled 27 to figure out your age right So young adult.
00:24:37:02	00:24:49:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	there you go. One to 20 and then plus eight. Plus
00:24:39:20	00:24:45:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah, he’s a young adult now do 1D 20 plus 18 but what does that determine?
00:24:46:12	00:24:47:19	Steve [Bief]	It’s actual age.
00:24:49:13	00:24:59:16	Dave [Kil]	that’s 27 is how i feel inside and this is my actual age okay uh 14 plus 18 uh 24 32
00:24:49:25	00:24:50:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	18.
00:24:52:27	00:24:53:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay
00:25:01:10	00:25:01:28	Steve [Bief]	35?
00:25:03:27	00:25:09:27	Steve [Bief]	Oh no, it’s a 4th. Right yeah. So you feel five years younger than you actually are.
00:25:10:17	00:25:15:20	Dave [Kil]	with that so I feel anyway I feel about 12 most of the time actually
00:25:15:27	00:25:17:16	Steve [Bief]	Maybe we should change characters.
00:25:18:08	00:25:18:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	really though.
00:25:18:26	00:25:22:05	Chris [GM]	What’d you get? We already figured it, yeah
00:25:21:22	00:25:24:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am…I’m 40, 40 years old.
00:25:23:11	00:25:32:15	Chris [GM]	Okay You’re traveling with I mean technically you’re all young human young adult
00:25:32:20	00:25:38:22	Dave [Kil]	i’m yeah no uh yeah i’m not quite middle-aged if you’re a half elf
00:25:34:10	00:25:40:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m yeah I’m in forty and I middle-aged ish not quite oh that’s true
00:25:35:21	00:25:36:27	Chris [GM]	by like
00:25:39:09	00:25:45:16	Dave [Kil]	half elves actually just they actually age at the same space as humans so that
00:25:40:07	00:25:41:04	Chris [GM]	You’re young.
00:25:41:21	00:25:45:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	I didn’t think of it back. Oh okay. I didn t know that.
00:25:43:26	00:25:47:07	Chris [GM]	I thought they did the same as elves.
00:25:47:12	00:25:57:05	Dave [Kil]	no they age atthe same time as humans and so the the intricacy there it’s it’s an elf that has that human timeline associated with them.
00:25:57:06	00:25:58:27	Chris [GM]	gene? Okay. All right.
00:25:59:04	00:26:03:10	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, but you’re really pretty so
00:25:59:20	00:26:01:29	Steve [Bief]	Wait, so we don’t have…
00:26:04:08	00:26:05:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	sweet just what I need
00:26:04:21	00:26:12:13	Steve [Bief]	So our occupation is instead of our class. Is that how this one works?
00:26:13:11	00:26:15:19	Chris [GM]	No, I think you still do a class.
00:26:16:19	00:26:18:21	Steve [Bief]	Okay, because it looked like it was done.
00:26:18:16	00:26:29:04	Dave [Kil]	yeah that’s the thing is we don’t have classes because if we’re level 0, if you’re going to put us to level 2 then yes but like if we are level 0 this is it this is all you have and that’s The Adventure
00:26:18:18	00:26:19:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:26:23:20	00:26:24:29	Chris [GM]	Then you’d have to do a course.
00:26:24:22	00:26:25:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	okay
00:26:29:10	00:26:30:22	Chris [GM]	Well, why don’t we try it?
00:26:34:17	00:26:40:11	Steve [Bief]	come up with a name um is there a random name generator in the one of those tables
00:26:40:14	00:26:44:10	Chris [GM]	No, there’s not. That would’ve been fun to include.
00:26:46:22	00:26:47:14	Dave [Kil]	always be Nordle
00:26:51:02	00:26:53:05	Steve [Bief]	i’m gonna be beefling the tiefling
00:26:57:13	00:27:07:18	Steve [Bief]	beef come here beef you know what i’m beef i’m beat but it’s spelled b-i-e-f just like teethling
00:26:58:18	00:27:06:26	Dave [Kil]	dude beef is a dope name your beef all right
00:27:06:26	00:27:18:11	Dave [Kil]	i’m doing a name generator let’s see what happens
00:27:09:12	00:27:09:22	Chris [GM]	Phenomenal.
00:27:10:26	00:27:11:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	okay
00:27:18:11	00:27:26:08	Dave [Kil]	or am i okay
00:27:26:08	00:27:35:19	Dave [Kil]	yes okay here it goes really come on okay males
00:27:37:28	00:27:39:18	Steve [Bief]	i should roll to see if i’m male or female
00:27:41:23	00:27:42:10	Steve [Bief]	All right.
00:27:43:19	00:27:50:14	Steve [Bief]	We’ll just do four up is female, head to one in the bowline.
00:27:53:23	00:27:54:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	do that? because I’m a girl
00:27:53:28	00:28:04:10	Dave [Kil]	already i already played the female character once this year
00:27:55:26	00:27:57:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	always and forever Just kidding.
00:28:05:14	00:28:13:14	Steve [Bief]	last year for our Halloween special. My very first character was a female T from Paladin who had a lisp
00:28:05:20	00:28:07:25	Dave [Kil]	oh damn it
00:28:13:21	00:28:25:19	Steve [Bief]	and thought she had lots of charisma but really didn’t. So she tried the Basil approach of unbuttoning the top button as much as possible to get through the situation.
00:28:25:19	00:28:30:11	Steve [Bief]	I don’t know if the students who were playing with me appreciated that.
00:28:26:11	00:28:27:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	and just hair
00:28:28:12	00:28:39:01	Dave [Kil]	all right all right this is what it came up with guys thop me t -h -o -p am i
00:28:41:00	00:28:48:17	Dave [Kil]	Thop is the first name. This is somehow a human name for males. Thopp me.
00:28:48:26	00:28:49:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	What?
00:28:51:12	00:28:57:05	Dave [Kil]	Alright? I’m rolling one more time, but… Ooh!
00:28:52:01	00:28:54:28	Chris [GM]	I better write this down so I know who I’m addressing.
00:28:58:10	00:29:02:13	Dave [Kil]	Kilglaversk. I think I’m gonna go with that. K-I-L
00:29:02:23	00:29:04:17	Chris [GM]	K-I-L Laver
00:29:04:28	00:29:09:20	Dave [Kil]	G-L-A-V-R E-R-S-K Glaversk
00:29:12:24	00:29:13:14	Dave [Kil]	Kilgelaversk
00:29:14:23	00:29:15:10	Chris [GM]	Taxman
00:29:15:06	00:29:19:02	Dave [Kil]	Yep. That sounds like a taxman’s name
00:29:20:05	00:29:23:25	Chris [GM]	If you wouldn’t mind Just roll off your stats for me real quick
00:29:24:01	00:29:32:16	Dave [Kil]	uh yeah my stats are strength 12 dexterity 12 constitution 12 intelligence 14 wisdom 13 charisma
00:29:32:16	00:29:39:16	Dave [Kil]	mm -hmm uh
00:29:35:26	00:29:38:16	Chris [GM]	Wisdom 13 And what was the last one?
00:29:41:08	00:29:42:11	Steve [Bief]	was your name, Bryn?
00:29:43:05	00:29:43:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	Give me one second.
00:29:45:18	00:29:46:18	Steve [Bief]	But you are female.
00:29:46:28	00:29:47:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am female
00:29:51:26	00:29:53:23	Chris [GM]	Steve, that’s the name of your character
00:29:54:12	00:30:05:03	Steve [Bief]	B-I-E-F B-I-E-F B -i -e -f
00:29:58:08	00:29:59:18	Chris [GM]	How old were you Dave
00:30:01:28	00:30:05:29	Chris [GM]	B-I-E-F
00:30:04:13	00:30:08:14	Dave [Kil]	the beef
00:30:10:11	00:30:10:29	Chris [GM]	Beef
00:30:14:03	00:30:15:14	Chris [GM]	You’re a tiefling
00:30:15:20	00:30:17:08	Steve [Bief]	Tiefling Pooper Scooper
00:30:17:01	00:30:18:11	Dave [Kil]	Beef the teeth.
00:30:24:02	00:30:25:14	Chris [GM]	are you again 12
00:30:24:11	00:30:25:00	Steve [Bief]	12
00:30:27:27	00:30:29:29	Steve [Bief]	I may be 12 but
00:30:31:10	00:30:39:14	Steve [Bief]	as a tiefling and having lived the life I’ve lived my voice might be a little deeper than a 12 year old normally is
00:30:40:25	00:30:47:24	Chris [GM]	that rank scent just gets deep into your throat and chest puts hair on
00:30:44:07	00:30:55:02	Steve [Bief]	yeah yeah and as a tiefling that’s really unnatural strength
00:30:55:02	00:30:57:07	Steve [Bief]	you want the number of
00:30:57:03	00:31:06:26	Chris [GM]	then yeah the the mod well just give me the number so i know what like if i need to
00:30:57:07	00:31:07:10	Steve [Bief]	modifier the modifiers the plus zero or whatever okay 10
00:31:07:10	00:31:17:05	Steve [Bief]	strength is 10 dexterity is 7 constitution is 13 intelligence 10 no I’m sorry
00:31:17:05	00:31:19:25	Steve [Bief]	11 wisdom of 8
00:31:24:19	00:31:28:28	Chris [GM]	you guys gonna determine your you guys need to determine your health and all that
00:31:30:28	00:31:41:25	Steve [Bief]	your um constitution yeah how does that work actually because usually it comes off in class i don’t have a space law
00:31:35:12	00:31:40:21	Chris [GM]	I mean, you could just enter it into D&D Beyond real quick and then I could even use that if you guys wanted to.
00:31:39:21	00:31:47:08	Dave [Kil]	I think it’s just flat It’s 12 at level 0 it’s just what it is plus the modifier
00:31:46:14	00:31:49:02	Steve [Bief]	right but what is that
00:31:49:24	00:31:54:23	Dave [Kil]	so it’s juste your constitution for me it’s 12 like I have 12 hit points
00:31:53:25	00:32:10:00	Steve [Bief]	oh and so i have 13 because that’s my con is
00:31:57:11	00:32:08:06	Dave [Kil]	and then you go from whatever your highest status strength and dexterity um for your like before your attack and then your ac
00:32:08:06	00:32:11:03	Dave [Kil]	is your decks
00:32:10:00	00:32:13:07	Steve [Bief]	your dex 10 10 10 and your decks
00:32:13:29	00:32:15:08	Chris [GM]	Brynn, what is your name?
00:32:17:17	00:32:19:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	with Navara.
00:32:19:29	00:32:21:02	Chris [GM]	Ooh, is that with a G?
00:32:21:20	00:32:26:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	No, N-I-V-A-R-A. Navarra, right?
00:32:27:01	00:32:29:16	Chris [GM]	Navara wants to autocorrect in Nevada.
00:32:29:29	00:32:31:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Ha ha! Vegas!
00:32:33:22	00:32:36:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	You said AC is dexterity or strength?
00:32:36:08	00:32:39:01	Chris [GM]	Timeout. You are a half-elf.
00:32:38:02	00:32:40:02	Steve [Bief]	dexterity. 10 plus your dexterities
00:32:40:18	00:32:41:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	10.
00:32:41:10	00:32:42:14	Chris [GM]	How old are you again?
00:32:42:24	00:32:43:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am 40.
00:32:44:14	00:32:45:00	Chris [GM]	Maventa.
00:32:46:10	00:32:49:05	Chris [GM]	Okay. You are… Your occupation?
00:32:49:26	00:32:51:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am a tutor
00:32:51:20	00:32:52:08	Chris [GM]	That’s right.
00:32:53:27	00:32:54:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	history
00:32:54:12	00:32:55:27	Chris [GM]	What do you teach?
00:32:59:27	00:33:04:26	Dave [Kil]	type of history is it half elf mystery is it high elven history is a human history
00:33:04:22	00:33:09:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’ve dabbled in both considering that I am half and half
00:33:09:10	00:33:11:04	Chris [GM]	What are your stats?
00:33:15:01	00:33:20:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh, I almost just made a really dirty joke we’re good strength is 14
00:33:21:07	00:33:23:08	Dave [Kil]	patreon exclusive you can make all
00:33:21:23	00:33:22:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	dexterity
00:33:23:24	00:33:29:02	Steve [Bief]	At this point, I don’t know if I can show any more of our episodes to my wife.
00:33:31:06	00:33:34:20	Chris [GM]	quite a bit. They’re quite safe for my son, so…
00:33:33:08	00:33:43:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	yeah, I can show anything to my husband if he’s like, oh yeah that’s just another day okay, uh dexerties 12 constitution is 12 intelligence 16
00:33:43:17	00:33:46:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	wisdom 9 charisma 12
00:33:48:27	00:33:49:09	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
00:33:51:16	00:34:02:26	Dave [Kil]	do me a favor real quick chris mute the blue mic and see what happens it’s still there okay mute blue and green
00:33:55:03	00:33:55:28	Chris [GM]	Sure.
00:33:58:03	00:33:58:21	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:33:59:07	00:33:59:23	Steve [Bief]	Okay.
00:34:04:21	00:34:05:04	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:34:06:16	00:34:07:02	Chris [GM]	Ooh.
00:34:08:13	00:34:09:20	Steve [Bief]	I am but I don t hear it.
00:34:09:16	00:34:12:04	Chris [GM]	I’m going to unmute blue. Check.
00:34:13:01	00:34:15:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	these two
00:34:14:06	00:34:20:14	Dave [Kil]	coming from these two mics there’s something like there’s like a cross going on i’m just gonna check it really quick
00:34:15:10	00:34:18:00	Steve [Bief]	inside the house! I didn t hear my joke!
00:34:19:28	00:34:22:01	Chris [GM]	You’re not muted anymore.
00:34:21:19	00:34:23:24	Steve [Bief]	I know but I missed my moment.
00:34:24:05	00:34:24:19	Chris [GM]	Oh.
00:34:25:19	00:34:26:19	Chris [GM]	The moment’s gone.
00:34:27:12	00:34:28:18	Steve [Bief]	You never explained that
00:34:28:24	00:34:29:12	Chris [GM]	All right.
00:34:31:07	00:34:36:01	Chris [GM]	Take a quick little hiatus, get drinks, bathroom, whatever you need.
00:35:23:09	00:35:23:28	Chris [GM]	Dave is this
00:36:07:11	00:36:09:14	Chris [GM]	and stronger too for a second?
00:36:22:06	00:36:23:09	Chris [GM]	It’s still there.
00:36:23:15	00:36:25:05	Steve [Bief]	I think it’s a little softer, though.
00:36:27:13	00:36:32:23	Steve [Bief]	So I guess we need to keep making sound so that actually does…
00:36:32:04	00:36:34:24	Chris [GM]	Well all the movement it’s tripping
00:36:34:11	00:36:38:26	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, all of the movement is giving us some feedback.
00:36:46:07	00:36:47:01	Steve [Bief]	Oh yeah!
00:36:48:27	00:36:49:18	Steve [Bief]	Get in now!
00:36:52:26	00:37:12:13	Steve [Bief]	Wait, Chris
00:37:12:13	00:37:13:00	Steve [Bief]	turn off the music.
00:37:14:26	00:37:15:25	Steve [Bief]	It’s still there.
00:37:19:03	00:37:20:18	Steve [Bief]	Some interclearance.
00:37:28:27	00:37:33:16	Dave [Kil]	okay okay all right don’t bring me down Bruce
00:37:46:08	00:37:48:13	Steve [Bief]	does a shovel do, you think?
00:37:49:09	00:37:55:23	Dave [Kil]	know like a bludgeoning attack like a club yeah well it depends on your child’s
00:37:51:20	00:37:53:26	Steve [Bief]	It would be at least A 1v6 I think
00:37:57:00	00:38:01:05	Steve [Bief]	Very… It’s about as good As his charisma Yeah
00:37:59:18	00:38:04:20	Chris [GM]	It’s all about leverage You hold it from In the end, I mean you’re just as good as a human.
00:38:04:10	00:38:06:04	Steve [Bief]	Well And I mean That’s like
00:38:07:14	00:38:19:11	Steve [Bief]	Infection If I cut They’re gonna get manure in them Yeah I’m I mean I have Enough Respect for my
00:38:12:14	00:38:14:29	Dave [Kil]	with manure spread on
00:38:13:19	00:38:14:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	thanks
00:38:19:11	00:38:20:10	Steve [Bief]	My trade
00:38:20:10	00:38:32:02	Steve [Bief]	that i try to keep it cleanish oh no
00:38:25:17	00:38:31:00	Chris [GM]	The one thing I want to know before we begin is How in the world do you three know each other?
00:38:32:02	00:38:40:21	Steve [Bief]	this is really easy actually so yeah so um what’s your
00:38:33:12	00:38:33:25	Chris [GM]	Okay
00:38:35:08	00:38:37:10	Chris [GM]	I mean she could be your tutor
00:38:40:21	00:38:50:17	Steve [Bief]	name nevara and i’m a little boy um
00:38:40:25	00:38:42:29	Chris [GM]	Wait You playing a girl right
00:38:43:07	00:38:44:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am
00:38:45:02	00:38:47:20	Chris [GM]	Your little boy And you’re a man right
00:38:46:05	00:38:48:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	history of poop 101
00:38:50:17	00:39:01:23	Steve [Bief]	so i uh so nevarra has kind of landed on hard times and needs to refine her tutoring and so she just went to find some person who might be
00:39:01:23	00:39:07:13	Steve [Bief]	uh tutorable and no no so she went to so she’s at this house right
00:39:03:22	00:39:04:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	the dumps
00:39:07:13	00:39:16:24	Steve [Bief]	and it just so happens that kill is they’re collecting taxes but rather than pay taxes they just sell me
00:39:16:24	00:39:24:01	Steve [Bief]	to him and she’s like this is perfect there’s a guy like there’s kid here to tutor and
00:39:22:09	00:39:25:17	Dave [Kil]	So you’re going to tag along
00:39:25:03	00:39:27:07	Steve [Bief]	so you tag along to tutor me
00:39:27:08	00:39:30:27	Dave [Kil]	Because I’ve been given a slave A slave boy
00:39:31:13	00:39:42:09	Steve [Bief]	i should point out that the tax collector is collecting taxes for the government not just themselves so i’m the payment to the government and the extra gold they paid was so that you
00:39:40:04	00:39:40:25	Dave [Kil]	Listen
00:39:42:09	00:39:57:03	Steve [Bief]	would take me as payment yeah
00:39:42:25	00:39:50:08	Dave [Kil]	I’m pretty sure there are some times when tax collectors collected taxes back in the fantasy ages,
00:39:50:08	00:39:56:13	Dave [Kil]	and they decided whether or not they were going to turn in said taxes.
00:39:53:19	00:40:02:22	Chris [GM]	I sure hope you are planning on turning in a little boy and not keeping it for yourself.
00:39:57:03	00:40:06:17	Steve [Bief]	yeah dave is always zen and zen is always dave
00:40:01:02	00:40:01:08	Dave [Kil]	No.
00:40:03:00	00:40:03:20	Dave [Kil]	Okay, listen.
00:40:03:05	00:40:03:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	He!
00:40:06:05	00:40:06:17	Dave [Kil]	No.
00:40:06:12	00:40:08:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:40:06:12	00:40:08:19	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
00:40:07:17	00:40:18:05	Dave [Kil]	Okay, look. I’m not that evil. Actually, it’s a long road back to the center of where the taxes are collected.
00:40:11:11	00:40:11:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, yeah?
00:40:18:09	00:40:28:04	Steve [Bief]	a fantasy landville i have some education yeah
00:40:18:20	00:40:25:12	Dave [Kil]	So, yes. A fantasy land zone. I actually needed to hire a tutor to make sure that when we get there
00:40:26:19	00:40:38:06	Dave [Kil]	yeah there’s some education and then maybe I can sell you for a higher price and make money off the fact that you were tutored the whole way so I’m paying
00:40:27:08	00:40:27:25	Chris [GM]	some worth
00:40:38:06	00:40:40:00	Dave [Kil]	you and I’m trying to get dividends
00:40:40:22	00:40:51:20	Steve [Bief]	investment i’m an investment in my in his future okay so we just barely got together
00:40:41:12	00:40:44:28	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, you’re an investment a free investment
00:40:42:29	00:40:49:20	Chris [GM]	this is fantastic well as you are journeying
00:40:45:01	00:40:46:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	A stinky investment.
00:40:51:20	00:40:56:08	Steve [Bief]	we just fairly figured this out so i still all i have to my name which is beef
00:40:56:25	00:40:57:13	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
00:40:57:16	00:41:06:26	Steve [Bief]	is a shovel uh built club and the sack of manure because i was told to bring all of my earthly possessions and so that’s what i was able to get
00:41:04:14	00:41:06:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	I hope I can.
00:41:06:26	00:41:18:25	Steve [Bief]	i am a tiefling um and i think that might be part
00:41:10:04	00:41:14:25	Chris [GM]	why don’t you explain uh just give us a little description of the character
00:41:18:25	00:41:28:02	Steve [Bief]	of the reason that i’ve been treated the way i have is that i am like i’m like darth maul kind of red and black with horns like i
00:41:28:02	00:41:34:15	Steve [Bief]	genuinely look like i came straight out dante isn’t from now yeah um and uh
00:41:31:08	00:41:31:26	Chris [GM]	eyes
00:41:34:15	00:41:44:10	Steve [Bief]	So I was made – I already stank of sulfur, so that’s why they just sort of jettisoned me into the pooper scooper.
00:41:43:03	00:41:44:19	Chris [GM]	that’s good yeah
00:41:45:03	00:41:48:24	Steve [Bief]	It was actually an improvement in the smell.
00:41:50:14	00:41:58:20	Steve [Bief]	And yeah, I’ve been – I worked for this minor, minor, minority lord who didn’t like paying taxes and actual money and stuff.
00:41:58:20	00:42:08:08	Steve [Bief]	So I wear just filthy gin clothes that are like a tunic and some tattered pantaloons.
00:42:09:29	00:42:17:14	Steve [Bief]	And do they have cloven feet, people? I don’t think they do in humans.
00:42:12:25	00:42:22:02	Dave [Kil]	No, no they’re human. They’re human-esque They’re basically human-devil mixes. I mean, similar to this thing.
00:42:13:29	00:42:25:23	Chris [GM]	think they do no humanoid yeah some have tails some don’t you definitely tell
00:42:19:08	00:42:19:22	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, okay.
00:42:23:03	00:42:25:02	Steve [Bief]	Oh, I definitely have a tail.
00:42:25:01	00:42:27:27	Dave [Kil]	Do you have wings? Because there are winged teethwings.
00:42:25:23	00:42:40:23	Chris [GM]	cool about how big are your horns all right
00:42:27:08	00:42:30:29	Steve [Bief]	No, I’m not a winged but I am a tailed teethman. There you go.
00:42:29:29	00:42:30:09	Dave [Kil]	Okay.
00:42:33:16	00:42:37:10	Steve [Bief]	That is… So culturally insensitive for you to ask that.
00:42:39:29	00:42:42:03	Steve [Bief]	What do you like at the gym, Chris?
00:42:40:23	00:42:44:08	Chris [GM]	i’ll just i’ll Just look then and judge silently
00:42:45:23	00:42:51:05	Steve [Bief]	I am prepubescent. I’m prepuessent so I’m small. My horns are small.
00:42:46:27	00:42:58:01	Chris [GM]	I’m trying to break down barriers here they call
00:42:52:05	00:42:53:21	Steve [Bief]	I’m not really horny.
00:42:56:07	00:42:56:21	Dave [Kil]	than horny.
00:42:58:01	00:43:09:25	Chris [GM]	me the rhinoceros not because I’m big, not because I’m fat. Because I’m horny! I’m Horny! Alright Brynn tell us about your character. What
00:43:03:09	00:43:06:02	Dave [Kil]	I’ve got some birds in my back because I’m horny!
00:43:05:11	00:43:15:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	so
00:43:10:14	00:43:12:28	Chris [GM]	items do you have? Little background.
00:43:15:07	00:43:26:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Navara has her good old school book always and forever and a lamp that hangs on the back of my little satchel that I carried my book in.
00:43:25:28	00:43:29:22	Dave [Kil]	Does this signify wisdom? The lamp of wisdom.
00:43:30:29	00:43:32:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	my big 16
00:43:32:29	00:43:33:09	Dave [Kil]	Nice!
00:43:33:09	00:43:41:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	um I also have a quarterstaff just in case I need to slap anyone’s hand if they’re not paying attention or listening
00:43:41:06	00:43:47:13	Steve [Bief]	Quarter staff is like… It’s like you hear the bones shatter.
00:43:44:14	00:43:45:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:43:44:27	00:43:48:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	so I just break knuckles
00:43:46:04	00:43:50:01	Dave [Kil]	Are you dressed like a Catholic nun?
00:43:50:29	00:44:02:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	absolutely okay I was already planning on this i have a really ugly turtleneck on obviously
00:43:58:18	00:44:00:27	Chris [GM]	Oh yes! Big glasses?
00:44:02:20	00:44:10:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	obviously exactly exactly oh
00:44:02:26	00:44:07:29	Chris [GM]	Yes! So like someone’s librarian fetish is going to be going off the roof
00:44:07:27	00:44:15:10	Steve [Bief]	is your hair like in the messy bun or is it in that super slicked back not a hair out of place style
00:44:14:19	00:44:20:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	I actually had I’m gonna do two messy buns on the side right because I wear that quite often
00:44:21:07	00:44:27:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	in real life actually and um I know everything there is to know about history but
00:44:27:11	00:44:38:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	But I have been a little bit down on my luck finding kids to tutor because, yes, exactly. I’m looking for children. So anyways, I don’t have very much money.
00:44:34:20	00:44:35:03	Dave [Kil]	for children.
00:44:38:27	00:44:48:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m just – I’m working desperately for some acute child to mold.
00:44:49:16	00:44:49:27	Dave [Kil]	Okay!
00:44:49:20	00:44:51:17	Steve [Bief]	and you’ll just deal with whatever you get
00:44:51:19	00:44:59:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	That’s right. I will deal with the shit that’s been handed to me and we’ll see what happens.
00:44:55:17	00:44:56:01	Chris [GM]	Literally.
00:44:56:09	00:44:57:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:44:59:11	00:45:01:19	Chris [GM]	You were hoping for, like, a helic-teller story.
00:45:01:26	00:45:07:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	but instead i get this a horny pig pen
00:45:03:14	00:45:06:03	Steve [Bief]	I’m big Ben from Peanuts
00:45:07:26	00:45:09:17	Steve [Bief]	I’m not horny I’m only 12
00:45:08:24	00:45:11:28	Dave [Kil]	he was free knock it off
00:45:10:05	00:45:20:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s right this is a child i wasn’t talking about that nope that’s it
00:45:16:05	00:45:18:24	Chris [GM]	You said Lantern Quarterstaff. Was there anything else?
00:45:20:29	00:45:22:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	school book
00:45:27:10	00:45:28:08	Chris [GM]	Okay. All right.
00:45:30:19	00:45:30:28	Chris [GM]	Kill?
00:45:32:13	00:45:41:10	Dave [Kil]	yes i am i’m probably this my dumb human character i hate human characters i’m a human i rolled a human um i am a tax collector
00:45:41:10	00:45:50:14	Dave [Kil]	i am very very refined i don’t have anything flowing I’m actually dressed in what almost looks like a military outfit.
00:45:50:28	00:46:01:21	Dave [Kil]	It’s all very, very tailored, very cut short on my right upper shoulder is a armband
00:45:51:23	00:45:52:13	Chris [GM]	Intimidating.
00:46:01:21	00:46:11:07	Dave [Kil]	that wraps around with the symbols of the central government. Um, I walk in a March,
00:46:02:21	00:46:03:08	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:46:06:27	00:46:07:06	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
00:46:11:14	00:46:15:10	Dave [Kil]	like with my legs as they kick out. Like I’m very,
00:46:11:24	00:46:13:06	Chris [GM]	Yes. Uh-uh.
00:46:15:10	00:46:24:26	Dave [Kil]	very it’s very rigid as i walk um i greet people uh very strictly yeah so very proper
00:46:16:13	00:46:17:02	Chris [GM]	Yes.
00:46:20:27	00:46:22:11	Chris [GM]	Flexible. Right.
00:46:24:26	00:46:31:22	Dave [Kil]	i was raised in an aristocratic home in the central city this is my this is the first time
00:46:31:22	00:46:42:08	Dave [Kil]	i’ve been sent out on my own to collect taxes every time i’ve ben i’ve done under the the tax collectors guild in the center of the city but this is
00:46:33:20	00:46:34:05	Chris [GM]	Oh.
00:46:35:08	00:46:35:27	Chris [GM]	Nice.
00:46:39:18	00:46:41:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:46:42:08	00:46:54:02	Dave [Kil]	the first time they trusted me enough it’s how i got my armband to go out to the countryside and collect um we can’t
00:46:53:03	00:46:53:18	Chris [GM]	Percentage.
00:46:54:02	00:46:55:03	Dave [Kil]	collect 94 percent
00:46:56:06	00:47:03:01	Dave [Kil]	we can’t collect 80 maybe 86 percent okay 68
00:46:57:29	00:47:00:16	Chris [GM]	Just take the opposite, 6%.
00:46:58:22	00:46:59:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	no no
00:46:59:19	00:47:01:12	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, that’s true. You can flip it around.
00:47:04:22	00:47:15:03	Dave [Kil]	taxes and it’s really more because these people haven’t paid in a couple of years so i have to be a little bit more curt is small yeah so
00:47:12:13	00:47:16:07	Chris [GM]	is a smaller town we’re about to visit. Don’t get a lot of action in this town.
00:47:15:24	00:47:27:03	Dave [Kil]	yeah so i just i need to be and this is the first time i’m out i really really need to make sure that i do a good job and people fear me um i have a long sword that is
00:47:26:08	00:47:28:11	Chris [GM]	You want to make a good impression?
00:47:28:09	00:47:38:15	Dave [Kil]	yep i have one of those longsword that is like really like silvered and nice and it’s in a holster like a long holster very count of monte cristo look uh
00:47:38:15	00:47:48:05	Dave [Kil]	uh and i have a a bag of uh a money bag no it’s not a bag holding it’s it’s a bag
00:47:44:00	00:47:46:25	Chris [GM]	It’s not a bag of holding. I’m not going to let you have that.
00:47:48:05	00:47:54:29	Dave [Kil]	of money that i can put my tax collections in um and then i have i have some i have
00:47:48:14	00:47:49:02	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
00:47:54:29	00:48:05:25	Dave [Kil]	road money run what road money my parents gave me some road money what
00:47:58:08	00:48:00:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Excellent. Okay.
00:48:02:06	00:48:07:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	sometimes they get mixed up you know the tax collections and your road
00:48:05:25	00:48:17:23	Dave [Kil]	uh well i don’t know it’s it depends on and how i keep them separate if they’re in my pocket or in my
00:48:18:26	00:48:24:02	Dave [Kil]	sack of money because the sack of many is technically the tax collector sack of
00:48:24:02	00:48:31:04	Dave [Kil]	money um and i feel like i would be self -auditing myself to make sure that i do a good job on
00:48:30:13	00:48:41:06	Chris [GM]	is important to you yeah yeah okay well the next town on your uh little
00:48:31:04	00:48:43:20	Dave [Kil]	first outing oh this is it’s very important it’s family honor um tax tour
00:48:32:08	00:48:33:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	uptight for that
00:48:41:06	00:48:43:01	Chris [GM]	tour that you’re going on tax for
00:48:43:20	00:48:49:00	Dave [Kil]	yeah potent Yeah, okay. We’re heading to Podunk.
00:48:44:07	00:48:46:00	Chris [GM]	is the town of Podunk.
00:48:49:01	00:48:55:13	Chris [GM]	You’re headed to Podunk, so currently you’re on the road and it’s starting to get a little late
00:48:52:17	00:48:53:13	Steve [Bief]	Hold on.
00:48:55:08	00:48:56:19	Steve [Bief]	That sounds familiar.
00:48:57:23	00:49:02:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	This city is exactly 1700 years old. Did you know that?
00:48:58:18	00:49:05:23	Chris [GM]	Good luck teacher!
00:49:02:18	00:49:04:06	Steve [Bief]	I do not know.
00:49:07:27	00:49:09:27	Dave [Kil]	Ok, schnell, keep marching.
00:49:10:10	00:49:10:27	Chris [GM]	As
00:49:13:22	00:49:18:21	Chris [GM]	you are winding down today you’re getting close to the town of Podunk
00:49:20:01	00:49:30:05	Chris [GM]	obviously you’re getting tired you’re going to want to stop probably rest there as you enter into the town, you see a crowd has gathered around
00:49:30:05	00:49:38:06	Chris [GM]	the town crier who is loudly proclaiming that Kilby Smithson has been murdered.
00:49:39:26	00:49:40:17	Chris [GM]	Gasp!
00:49:42:24	00:49:43:17	Steve [Bief]	Oh.
00:49:43:09	00:49:44:22	Dave [Kil]	Okay, did he owe taxes?
00:49:46:05	00:49:47:22	Chris [GM]	That could be part of
00:49:48:15	00:49:58:26	Dave [Kil]	No, because I’m going to have to collect it from him somehow. There’s a corpse. Well, that’s the thing is… Okay, I am going to push my way into this crowd and say
00:49:50:17	00:49:52:11	Chris [GM]	There’s got to be a death tax
00:49:59:04	00:50:01:23	Chris [GM]	the crier continues to say
00:50:03:00	00:50:09:16	Chris [GM]	The crier shouts further that citizens should stay indoors and be available for questioning by the town guards.
00:50:09:25	00:50:11:03	Steve [Bief]	What was the name of the victim.
00:50:12:08	00:50:13:09	Chris [GM]	Kilby Smithson.
00:50:13:27	00:50:19:13	Dave [Kil]	Alright, I pushed my way into the crowd. Yes! Listen to this town crier everyone.
00:50:19:13	00:50:30:12	Dave [Kil]	um he owed 68 percent in taxes and an additional 22 percent in death tax where does he live
00:50:31:22	00:50:38:25	Dave [Kil]	i’m just gonna have to check the body real quick so I get in there, I check his teeth oh it’s not there where’s the body?
00:50:35:20	00:50:47:02	Chris [GM]	That the body is not—it’s a town crier in the middle of the town square. Why would the body be here at the crier?
00:50:43:06	00:50:46:07	Dave [Kil]	I pull out my long sword and I point it at his throat
00:50:48:06	00:50:53:08	Chris [GM]	The crier immediately like, oh jeez man I’m just getting paid to say this stuff. Chill I don’t know anything
00:50:53:21	00:50:55:29	Dave [Kil]	one more thing without telling me where this guy lives
00:50:56:05	00:50:56:24	Chris [GM]	Well here
00:50:58:02	00:51:01:26	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you just ask the mayor He knows where the body is
00:51:02:29	00:51:09:03	Chris [GM]	And then as he’s saying that a guard comes up with you and politely asks you, whoa
00:51:10:07	00:51:11:23	Chris [GM]	Let’s lower the sword here
00:51:11:19	00:51:15:09	Dave [Kil]	I sheath it very quickly, and I slap my armband.
00:51:15:23	00:51:22:08	Chris [GM]	Uh huh I see you from Central Town You must be the taxman we heard That was coming
00:51:16:18	00:51:19:13	Dave [Kil]	Central! Central!
00:51:23:21	00:51:25:00	Chris [GM]	Welcome to our town.
00:51:27:29	00:51:39:15	Chris [GM]	He invites you to just kind of stand aside as he’s doing so you hear the crowd calm down a little bit from your rogue display and you start hearing murmurs of people saying
00:51:39:15	00:51:43:10	Chris [GM]	murder, but how? No one’s come into this town for months
00:51:44:25	00:51:49:05	Chris [GM]	couldn’t be one of us You see other villagers kind of sobbing
00:51:51:02	00:51:52:07	Chris [GM]	sad at the news
00:51:51:19	00:51:54:26	Dave [Kil]	wary eye on everyone. Can I
00:51:54:06	00:52:00:11	Chris [GM]	looking around you can tell this is a very small town, a very tight-knit community. Yeah, go ahead.
00:51:59:17	00:52:02:05	Dave [Kil]	make an investigation check?
00:52:01:20	00:52:02:20	Chris [GM]	Yes, absolutely.
00:52:04:01	00:52:09:26	Dave [Kil]	I rolled to 12 instead of to 20. Wow. It’s in that 18.
00:52:11:20	00:52:15:13	Dave [Kil]	So, yeah. I mean… Is 15 still our threshold?
00:52:15:23	00:52:16:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, heck yeah.
00:52:16:19	00:52:17:29	Dave [Kil]	Okay. Nat 18.
00:52:18:12	00:52:20:28	Chris [GM]	Nat 18, okay. What are you looking for?
00:52:21:20	00:52:32:13	Dave [Kil]	I’m looking for anyone… I am a tax person. I think I understand when people are lying to me. So, I’m working around just to see if any of those tells
00:52:24:28	00:52:25:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:52:32:13	00:52:39:10	Dave [Kil]	of people who are acting like they’re astonished but they’re not really.
00:52:37:19	00:52:48:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay, yeah. So you kind of pick up that the news is more shocking to people than the actual death killed.
00:52:48:20	00:52:59:06	Chris [GM]	It doesn’t seem like anyone there is terribly distraught that Kildy has died. Not that he was more along the lines of
00:52:59:06	00:53:09:01	Chris [GM]	just, the closest people to Kildi are just not there. But it’s more like a town in shock of a murder happening there is horrific.
00:53:03:19	00:53:03:25	Dave [Kil]	Okay.
00:53:10:20	00:53:10:28	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
00:53:11:21	00:53:12:22	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord.
00:53:14:16	00:53:16:06	Dave [Kil]	There’s some …
00:53:17:21	00:53:21:07	Steve [Bief]	I’m catching flies for you. Yes, ma’lord?
00:53:19:09	00:53:30:20	Dave [Kil]	Beef! I want you to survey this town square. There is way too much feces.
00:53:31:20	00:53:36:25	Steve [Bief]	Yes, mi’lord.
00:53:32:13	00:53:34:03	Dave [Kil]	Please clean it up, put it in your bag.
00:53:37:03	00:53:45:08	Dave [Kil]	Get to work! Do I have to sell you?
00:53:38:18	00:53:42:16	Steve [Bief]	It’s just, my Lord, it’s getting dark and I’m scared of the dog.
00:53:46:04	00:53:46:23	Steve [Bief]	No, my lor.
00:53:47:03	00:53:56:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um… I’m just- You don’t- Not yet. Listen, you want the collection right? He is not worth very much right now
00:53:56:18	00:53:59:27	Dave [Kil]	Okay. Talk me down, tutor.
00:54:00:23	00:54:03:11	Chris [GM]	The guard interrupts and said hey listen
00:54:08:12	00:54:09:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, sorry
00:54:11:20	00:54:17:25	Dave [Kil]	Beef, I’m going to divide this circle into eights. You are responsible for one-eighth of the shit.
00:54:12:02	00:54:13:02	Steve [Bief]	Yes, me’lorn.
00:54:17:08	00:54:25:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think that is a little bit of a complex fraction, right?
00:54:18:27	00:54:19:14	Steve [Bief]	So…
00:54:24:26	00:54:35:07	Dave [Kil]	him the maths, so please make him understand the eighths while I work with the town crier or the mayor. The guard! The guard!!
00:54:31:10	00:54:37:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Have you ever had shepherd’s pie?
00:54:37:19	00:54:39:20	Steve [Bief]	No, but I’ve seen others eat them.
00:54:42:10	00:54:45:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s just start with one more. Okay.
00:54:43:29	00:54:46:05	Steve [Bief]	Is that what comes out of the Sheep?
00:54:50:08	00:54:54:18	Dave [Kil]	Shepard’s pie! That’s shit-purds pie! Beef!
00:54:56:23	00:54:57:23	Steve [Bief]	Yes, me lord.
00:54:59:03	00:55:00:18	Dave [Kil]	Learn faster beef.
00:55:01:26	00:55:02:25	Steve [Bief]	Okay, my lord.
00:55:03:00	00:55:04:00	Chris [GM]	the guard
00:55:06:11	00:55:10:01	Steve [Bief]	i just want to hear your lesson teach me
00:55:08:28	00:55:09:19	Chris [GM]	let’s hear
00:55:09:02	00:55:10:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m trying so hard
00:55:13:16	00:55:16:16	Steve [Bief]	like in real life I definitely need help with that
00:55:14:06	00:55:26:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	So anyways
00:55:14:22	00:55:15:13	Chris [GM]	guard looks at
00:55:16:14	00:55:21:27	Chris [GM]	kill and he’s like I’m curious where this is going to go proceed please tutor
00:55:26:19	00:55:31:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Do I need an accent for this?
00:55:32:10	00:55:32:28	Chris [GM]	what you want
00:55:34:04	00:55:35:22	Dave [Kil]	You need to be hoity-toity.
00:55:36:03	00:55:36:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	That’s right
00:55:37:09	00:55:37:17	Dave [Kil]	Posh.
00:55:37:16	00:55:38:22	Steve [Bief]	posh is your keyword
00:55:39:25	00:55:41:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I gotta earn my way
00:55:45:26	00:55:47:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	One One
00:55:50:11	00:55:52:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Nevermind Just clean up the shit Right here
00:55:52:14	00:55:53:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:55:52:24	00:55:53:23	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
00:55:54:21	00:55:55:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:55:55:21	00:55:57:19	Dave [Kil]	quarterstaff and draw out
00:55:57:27	00:55:58:17	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
00:55:59:17	00:56:05:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	i’m gonna hit just that’s about 25 over there so you’re just
00:56:05:25	00:56:12:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	just over there and then and then we’ll have a lesson about this town later.
00:56:07:21	00:56:08:00	Chris [GM]	boy.
00:56:10:01	00:56:14:28	Steve [Bief]	I feel like I need to do a shovel check.
00:56:15:15	00:56:18:23	Chris [GM]	Okay? If you feel so inclined… What are we checking for?
00:56:17:08	00:56:21:22	Dave [Kil]	he can shovel it up
00:56:21:05	00:56:22:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
00:56:21:22	00:56:22:15	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, yeah.
00:56:24:01	00:56:33:27	Steve [Bief]	I am going to use my strength My incredible 12-year-old’s strength called a four
00:56:29:29	00:56:31:17	Dave [Kil]	put your back into a beef
00:56:33:27	00:56:44:16	Steve [Bief]	So I head towards where i think she wants me to go but i don’t see any i mean it’s the town square and so yeah there’s
00:56:39:20	00:56:41:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Please, please make him slip.
00:56:44:16	00:56:51:05	Steve [Bief]	probably a couple of you know donkey dung or whatever but where she gestured it pretty much
00:56:51:05	00:56:59:06	Steve [Bief]	just fine so i start like digging a little hole in the dirt and looking around to see if this is
00:56:59:06	00:57:07:25	Steve [Bief]	right thing to do and then pick up the dirt и just like add it to my sack and then go over and start digging another little hole.
00:57:08:06	00:57:14:21	Chris [GM]	The guard is at this point he’s like, hey listen taxman And we were expecting you, the mayor.
00:57:15:07	00:57:15:24	Dave [Kil]	Central!
00:57:15:24	00:57:20:10	Chris [GM]	He’s right over here. Let’s go chat with the mayor and give you guys further instructions.
00:57:21:23	00:57:28:25	Chris [GM]	And so he invites you, pleads with you, hey, please come with me. Would you guys like to follow the darkness for us? Great.
00:57:27:26	00:57:29:29	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, can I have a conversation while we’re going?
00:57:30:04	00:57:30:17	Chris [GM]	Sure. Yeah.
00:57:30:20	00:57:31:18	Steve [Bief]	My lord!
00:57:32:15	00:57:34:05	Dave [Kil]	So. Beep!
00:57:34:21	00:57:35:28	Steve [Bief]	Coming, my lord!
00:57:35:10	00:57:42:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I actually just dug up a century-old cobblestone. I’m livid!
00:57:44:16	00:57:45:15	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lard.
00:57:44:26	00:57:48:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fix it!
00:57:45:10	00:57:46:14	Dave [Kil]	Put the cobblestone back.
00:57:48:16	00:57:59:28	Steve [Bief]	Yes, m’lady. Okay? Go back to the spot. This is what you wanted, right Chris? You wanted to go talk to the mayor I’m going to put this cobblestone back.
00:57:58:10	00:58:01:17	Chris [GM]	I am still in entering the town.
00:58:03:22	00:58:04:10	Steve [Bief]	Okay?
00:58:05:11	00:58:10:19	Steve [Bief]	Just get a check. Okay, so this is just a wisdom check for me.
00:58:09:29	00:58:10:27	Chris [GM]	It’s 930.
00:58:10:26	00:58:12:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:58:13:04	00:58:20:05	Steve [Bief]	This is wisdom checked on my part So I have minus one To see if I’m able to pull out the cobblestone and put it back That’s a two
00:58:20:24	00:58:23:00	Chris [GM]	No, you can’t. Not at all.
00:58:23:01	00:58:23:17	Dave [Kil]	Beep.
00:58:23:29	00:58:24:25	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord!
00:58:25:23	00:58:30:16	Chris [GM]	It’s like sticking up Making it very easy for someone To trip over later
00:58:28:26	00:58:36:19	Steve [Bief]	Yeah So I just pack it in with some manure To keep it straight And then I scurry back to kill
00:58:35:29	00:58:37:17	Dave [Kil]	Okay, I’m gonna make…
00:58:37:02	00:58:40:27	Chris [GM]	Well done, we are on our way to the mayor’s office Do you want us to have a conversation?
00:58:39:18	00:58:42:21	Dave [Kil]	I wanna make an investigation check to make sure he did it right.
00:58:43:09	00:58:44:01	Chris [GM]	Oh sure
00:58:43:18	00:58:44:18	Steve [Bief]	What do you know what? I did
00:58:44:22	00:58:47:05	Dave [Kil]	I got a nine. He did it. Beef!
00:58:47:12	00:58:48:19	Steve [Bief]	Yes, yes, my Lord
00:58:49:15	00:58:51:14	Dave [Kil]	It’s about a 15% good job.
00:58:52:27	00:58:53:09	Steve [Bief]	Yes
00:58:55:20	00:58:55:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	me.
00:58:55:24	00:58:59:15	Steve [Bief]	Oh, thank you my lord. Thank you my lady.
00:58:56:18	00:59:00:29	Chris [GM]	So The guard walks you To
00:58:59:22	00:59:21:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	I don’t know who you got this from but we should cut it over here.
00:59:02:09	00:59:04:13	Chris [GM]	The largest home In town
00:59:06:14	00:59:12:13	Chris [GM]	Like a small mansion Something humble but yet In this town quite lavish
00:59:14:01	00:59:16:27	Dave [Kil]	when was the last time you paid your taxes?
00:59:14:07	00:59:14:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:59:21:02	00:59:22:12	Chris [GM]	We’re here! Yay!
00:59:21:21	00:59:27:08	Dave [Kil]	I pull out a scroll and we get there just in time and I just glare at him
00:59:24:00	00:59:24:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:59:28:09	00:59:35:05	Chris [GM]	Please end it through this door, thank you very much. And he opens the door and he shuts up behind you and runs off.
00:59:33:02	00:59:33:28	Dave [Kil]	runs away
00:59:34:07	00:59:35:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:59:34:17	00:59:35:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:59:36:25	00:59:37:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	Don’t trip!
00:59:38:19	00:59:40:11	Dave [Kil]	I’m coming for you guard
00:59:40:21	00:59:42:29	Chris [GM]	You guys find yourself in a small
00:59:41:29	00:59:45:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Can he please trip on that cobblestone, please?
00:59:46:25	00:59:48:26	Dave [Kil]	There’s another death tomorrow morning
00:59:47:20	00:59:48:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
00:59:51:06	01:00:09:23	Dave [Kil]	attributed to beefs oh wow
00:59:56:16	01:00:04:01	Chris [GM]	No, he jumped right over. He got an 18. He was quite dexterous. No issues there. In fact, it’s such a
01:00:05:07	01:00:09:13	Chris [GM]	such an observation he kicked it right back into place where I should have gone so
01:00:09:23	01:00:13:12	Dave [Kil]	good job guard you just saved beef’s life
01:00:14:23	01:00:22:26	Chris [GM]	you find yourselves in a small but well furnished office while not opulent or grandiose the furniture is well
01:00:22:26	01:00:34:25	Chris [GM]	crafted and uses finer materials than you might expect from this small town. The mayor, a human man in his late 50s appears worried
01:00:34:25	01:00:53:21	Chris [GM]	worried and quite tired he welcomes you to come in and sit welcome
01:00:40:20	01:00:42:25	Steve [Bief]	So I get to sit down, my lord.
01:00:41:29	01:00:52:14	Dave [Kil]	you do not get to sit down beef i don’t okay no you will stand over there in the corner
01:00:45:23	01:00:50:29	Steve [Bief]	Okay, yes, my Lord. I’ll just stand very close to you. Yes.
01:00:53:21	01:00:55:21	Chris [GM]	thanks for coming
01:00:56:22	01:01:08:17	Chris [GM]	yeah i i knew you were coming we got the letter from central yes welcome look under normal circumstances i would have laid out a red carpet for you this would have been a grandiose thing
01:01:08:17	01:01:14:28	Chris [GM]	i heard it was your first outing congratulations this is all great and everything but unfortunately You’ve come at the weirdest time.
01:01:15:16	01:01:26:10	Chris [GM]	We’ve had a murder in our town, and I cannot tell you how – well, yeah, you nailed it right on the head.
01:01:26:12	01:01:32:01	Chris [GM]	I didn’t want to be so heartless, but, yeah. This is going to cost us some money for an investigation.
01:01:31:20	01:01:41:06	Dave [Kil]	gotta it’s going to cost his family some money i mean 68 percent plus 24 percent
01:01:32:06	01:01:38:18	Chris [GM]	It’s going to costs some time, and let me be sensitive when you’re talking,
01:01:39:29	01:01:41:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:01:41:06	01:01:48:27	Dave [Kil]	death tax beef will
01:01:43:27	01:01:46:02	Steve [Bief]	My lord, you said 22 percent.
01:01:48:09	01:01:49:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:01:48:27	01:01:53:18	Dave [Kil]	you take care of him teach him math
01:01:53:23	01:01:55:14	Chris [GM]	I wish I could say you were here.
01:01:54:05	01:01:56:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s-it’s gonna be extra!
01:01:57:17	01:02:01:23	Chris [GM]	I wish I could say that you were here on better terms, but because
01:02:03:01	01:02:08:09	Chris [GM]	of this murder we’re going to have to change some of the timeline for your visit. I apologize
01:02:09:20	01:02:12:04	Dave [Kil]	saying that i’m not supposed to be here and visit
01:02:12:10	01:02:13:06	Chris [GM]	well actually
01:02:15:21	01:02:17:10	Chris [GM]	this might be beneficial
01:02:18:20	01:02:21:03	Chris [GM]	You see we’re a very close-knit community
01:02:22:19	01:02:28:27	Chris [GM]	with a lot of gossip and a lot of just boring crap you don’t want to deal with if you get with the tight
01:02:29:19	01:02:30:19	Steve [Bief]	the crap, my lord.
01:02:32:07	01:02:33:10	Chris [GM]	I can smell that.
01:02:35:19	01:02:46:14	Chris [GM]	But seeing as we haven’t had visitors for months, no one has come to our little town. You’re the first for here a while. The murder happened last night.
01:02:36:23	01:02:37:28	Steve [Bief]	I get that a lot.
01:02:47:05	01:02:56:13	Chris [GM]	Okay? I know you guys didn’t do it. We weren’t here. So maybe you could help me out and make this a little beneficial.
01:02:58:16	01:03:07:22	Chris [GM]	I don’t want to leave the town’s fold in charge of investigating these things. Too much backbiting, backstabbing, gossip. They’re not going to get anything done.
01:03:07:26	01:03:16:01	Chris [GM]	But you guys, we could help each other out. I’ll make the tax process much more seamless for you. What? For you?
01:03:13:17	01:03:19:11	Dave [Kil]	plus one person no for every person here plus one percent to the government everybody wasted time
01:03:22:14	01:03:24:23	Steve [Bief]	My lord. My lord!
01:03:22:28	01:03:24:00	Chris [GM]	Can you do that?
01:03:27:01	01:03:29:07	Steve [Bief]	My lord… My lord-
01:03:31:21	01:03:35:11	Steve [Bief]	It’s 1% more or less than what you did before.
01:03:35:22	01:03:45:20	Steve [Bief]	He just shoots a look at the tutor.
01:03:38:28	01:03:55:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	this one with
01:03:46:04	01:03:55:25	Steve [Bief]	Captain, I’m trying to… Is it time for my beating again?
01:03:48:16	01:03:52:23	Dave [Kil]	quarter staff does not come out in the next 10 seconds
01:03:55:08	01:04:08:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	this damn name that he has it’s
01:03:58:04	01:04:03:05	Chris [GM]	The mayor is just watching with horror like this is a child!
01:04:01:18	01:04:02:07	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
01:04:04:20	01:04:05:26	Dave [Kil]	This is a tiefling.
01:04:06:13	01:04:06:24	Chris [GM]	Oh.
01:04:08:02	01:04:08:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	um
01:04:08:05	01:04:10:07	Steve [Bief]	It’s the horns, my lord.
01:04:10:09	01:04:12:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	i think it’s actually the smell
01:04:14:09	01:04:26:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think we would
01:04:14:17	01:04:17:27	Dave [Kil]	He just has nothing going for him, in all honesty.
01:04:14:29	01:04:21:07	Steve [Bief]	You will be… I’ve got a shovel!
01:04:20:05	01:04:25:02	Chris [GM]	man i’m hoping he becomes the hero by the end of this like saves the day or whatever
01:04:25:03	01:04:26:02	Steve [Bief]	Comes in quick.
01:04:25:22	01:04:38:24	Chris [GM]	okay the mayor’s like listen listen okay thank you so you
01:04:26:29	01:04:37:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	be happy to help. I actually know a lot about the family names in this town for very old, almost a century so i could help out yes?
01:04:27:09	01:04:29:01	Steve [Bief]	You get used to this now.
01:04:38:24	01:04:39:17	Chris [GM]	know the smith sons
01:04:41:18	01:04:43:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, it’s flipping my white book.
01:04:42:26	01:04:44:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:04:44:26	01:04:49:19	Dave [Kil]	It’s like the most common name in all of this area. Smithson?
01:04:44:28	01:04:45:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes!
01:04:50:13	01:04:56:28	Chris [GM]	well the clues the clue’s in the name too you can very clearly tell that he’s a yeah it’s exactly right
01:04:52:27	01:04:53:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
01:04:54:24	01:04:55:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Smith.
01:04:56:02	01:04:56:19	Steve [Bief]	Poop!
01:04:56:02	01:05:04:08	Dave [Kil]	But the thing is, it’s, Like, everyone’s a smith. Blacksmith, uh, like, yeah, Stonesmith, Poopsmith.
01:04:59:25	01:05:00:08	Chris [GM]	Right.
01:05:00:27	01:05:01:14	Steve [Bief]	Poopsmith?
01:05:02:07	01:05:02:26	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:05:04:14	01:05:12:15	Chris [GM]	Well, thank goodness you know this will help the investigation much smoother. Listen, we’ll entertain this 1% idea, but I’m more interested in paying you guys directly.
01:05:05:14	01:05:07:12	Steve [Bief]	Like my father before me.
01:05:12:22	01:05:16:17	Chris [GM]	What do you say 30 gold pieces each by the time we wrap this up?
01:05:16:26	01:05:17:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um…
01:05:17:23	01:05:29:08	Dave [Kil]	Can you please do the math and just- I pull out my scroll with all of the annotations with what the taxes are here, and I just want you to do the math for me to make sure it is about 1%,
01:05:17:27	01:05:34:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	yes right yes
01:05:30:09	01:05:34:02	Dave [Kil]	because I don’t think I’ll be happy unless it is. Please look at that for me.
01:05:34:06	01:05:35:24	Steve [Bief]	I can help you, m’lady.
01:05:37:19	01:05:40:23	Steve [Bief]	I don’t know my letters or my numbers, but I’m willing to help you.
01:05:42:19	01:05:50:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	you so right now if we could just close your mouth that would be through it does
01:05:46:17	01:05:48:02	Dave [Kil]	Beef? Beef!
01:05:46:28	01:05:50:07	Steve [Bief]	But how will I breathe? Yes, m’, lord.
01:05:52:07	01:05:54:01	Dave [Kil]	Do you have a chamber pot that needs to be emptied?
01:05:54:09	01:05:59:07	Steve [Bief]	Oh, it’s a bad smell, my lady. Can I please breathe through my mouth again?
01:05:58:29	01:06:01:00	Dave [Kil]	You have 12 chamber pots that need to be empty?
01:06:02:12	01:06:02:26	Steve [Bief]	My lord!
01:06:04:14	01:06:08:17	Chris [GM]	I mean not in this room. I would not do my business here in my home.
01:06:05:17	01:06:15:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	there will be a charge and I I will be taking the feet.
01:06:07:29	01:06:10:02	Dave [Kil]	No charge. No charge
01:06:13:10	01:06:14:09	Dave [Kil]	for beef
01:06:18:08	01:06:27:11	Steve [Bief]	Give me purpose, my lord. Yes, my Lord. Yes, meu Lord. Oh, my lords. I grab my shovel and put it over my shoulder
01:06:19:02	01:06:21:08	Dave [Kil]	beef chamber pots
01:06:27:11	01:06:39:07	Steve [Bief]	And so I just start wandering away Looking for the chamber pots Now are we in his mansion or Just like the city hall
01:06:27:17	01:06:29:15	Dave [Kil]	he’s going to like empty all your little
01:06:35:09	01:06:36:20	Chris [GM]	in the office
01:06:38:25	01:06:42:19	Chris [GM]	the mayor’s office yeah like the city hall whatever yeah
01:06:40:18	01:06:41:02	Steve [Bief]	Okay.
01:06:42:05	01:06:44:04	Steve [Bief]	Well, the mayor’s got to take care of business.
01:06:44:04	01:06:50:27	Chris [GM]	yeah in his home i mean honestly the mayor in this case probably lives
01:06:45:24	01:06:47:09	Steve [Bief]	He walks home to poo?
01:06:50:29	01:06:57:08	Chris [GM]	uh to an adjacent thing connected to this magic thing yeah and annexed yeah
01:06:52:25	01:06:56:28	Steve [Bief]	Like an annex to the building.
01:06:56:23	01:07:05:08	Dave [Kil]	so he’s gonna go I’m just gonna what a weekend nod uh to my tutor friend over here I talked to Edna on the way and she had she had
01:07:06:10	01:07:10:28	Dave [Kil]	spicy food for lunch this is gonna be the worst
01:07:13:11	01:07:23:02	Steve [Bief]	I’m going to do a navigation like a survival check to see if I can make it to the privy or if I get lost along
01:07:18:02	01:07:18:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:07:23:02	01:07:26:08	Steve [Bief]	the way. Yeah, I got lost.
01:07:23:05	01:07:24:09	Chris [GM]	All right, go for it.
01:07:27:19	01:07:34:25	Dave [Kil]	It was peppers and so many different, like, spices from the southern continent.
01:07:32:21	01:07:38:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	curry for the first time.
01:07:35:10	01:07:45:09	Steve [Bief]	Let me talk!
01:07:40:07	01:07:41:17	Chris [GM]	Beef did you say it was?
01:07:49:09	01:07:51:04	Chris [GM]	That is the closet Come on back out
01:07:51:20	01:07:52:12	Steve [Bief]	Okay, okay.
01:07:53:08	01:08:02:07	Chris [GM]	Let’s forget this whole thing let’s move on to the facts Alright, let me give you what we know so far I’ll leave it up to you how you want to investigate
01:07:55:12	01:07:56:26	Steve [Bief]	I tried, my lord.
01:08:02:07	01:08:09:03	Chris [GM]	this thing okay the mayor looks a little bit more worried now after that like did i do the right
01:08:02:26	01:08:03:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
01:08:07:01	01:08:07:29	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
01:08:09:03	01:08:15:11	Chris [GM]	thing by asking these guys okay here’s the facts that we know all right the victim’s name as you
01:08:15:11	01:08:24:26	Chris [GM]	know is kilby smithson he’s the blacksmith’s son okay he was murdered last night a town guard
01:08:24:26	01:08:31:19	Chris [GM]	discovered Kilby by the farm on the north side of town.
01:08:25:28	01:08:27:19	Dave [Kil]	Was it the same tire guard that brought us here?
01:08:35:02	01:08:46:26	Chris [GM]	There was no reported witnesses, so the body was discovered by this guard. No known persons have entered the town in months as the mayor has told you and currently
01:08:47:17	01:08:49:21	Chris [GM]	no non-citizens reside from town.
01:08:52:22	01:08:57:14	Steve [Bief]	Who found the victim again? The one that we sent scurrying?
01:08:57:04	01:09:05:27	Chris [GM]	no just a different one yeah oh yeah
01:08:58:14	01:08:58:17	Steve [Bief]	Oh.
01:09:01:06	01:09:04:13	Dave [Kil]	And I have one of these Jordan almonds. It’s on your desk.
01:09:05:27	01:09:15:26	Chris [GM]	please they’re like two years uh dust covered no one’s touched them they’re stale
01:09:16:05	01:09:16:20	Steve [Bief]	My lord.
01:09:18:05	01:09:18:22	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my Lord.
01:09:18:29	01:09:19:13	Dave [Kil]	Eat it!
01:09:19:27	01:09:20:25	Steve [Bief]	Yes, ma’am.
01:09:21:06	01:09:23:16	Chris [GM]	it’s the greatest thing you’ve ever tasted in your life
01:09:24:09	01:09:25:22	Steve [Bief]	Oh. Oh.
01:09:24:13	01:09:24:28	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
01:09:25:29	01:09:26:21	Dave [Kil]	Clean it!
01:09:31:23	01:09:39:10	Chris [GM]	let you guys get on your way hey listen for as an additional uh thank you I’ll let you guys stay in the inn for free tonight.
01:09:41:05	01:09:43:05	Chris [GM]	And one meal on me.
01:09:43:10	01:09:45:07	Dave [Kil]	Does that get us closer to 1%?
01:09:46:07	01:09:53:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	one for them one for that no good
01:09:47:17	01:09:48:21	Chris [GM]	Oh, you guys aren’t together?
01:09:49:28	01:09:55:04	Dave [Kil]	No, no. One for her one for me and he’s going to sleep out with the pigs
01:09:50:22	01:09:51:26	Chris [GM]	This isn’t your child?
01:09:54:28	01:09:56:27	Chris [GM]	How in the world would you three end up together?
01:09:57:02	01:09:58:25	Steve [Bief]	My lord is a gracious lord.
01:10:00:16	01:10:01:01	Dave [Kil]	Taxes
01:10:02:23	01:10:04:03	Chris [GM]	You know what? It’s better I don’t know.
01:10:03:16	01:10:11:08	Steve [Bief]	beef this mayor needs to
01:10:05:08	01:10:09:17	Chris [GM]	And with that he thanks you and you guys are on your way.
01:10:10:15	01:10:12:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	of life taxes tiefling
01:10:12:17	01:10:37:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	and tutor yes despite
01:10:13:08	01:10:15:08	Chris [GM]	Okay. You guys aren’T hurt.
01:10:16:19	01:10:20:00	Chris [GM]	You had full health. It’s evening right now.
01:10:21:19	01:10:26:13	Chris [GM]	I want you guys to decide if you can stay the night and start the investigation tomorrow morning or we can get right to it,
01:10:29:06	01:10:34:25	Steve [Bief]	sanity and for all the hard work he’s put into preparing I say we just go straight to the next phase
01:10:34:19	01:10:35:05	Dave [Kil]	Yep
01:10:35:14	01:10:38:26	Chris [GM]	which is up to you guys.
01:10:37:17	01:10:40:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	my need for a bath standing next to this
01:10:41:29	01:10:45:24	Chris [GM]	The mayor tips you off as you leave. Thank you. I didn’t even think about this.
01:10:47:04	01:10:48:09	Chris [GM]	He says, okay,
01:10:51:02	01:10:57:28	Chris [GM]	if I were you, I could go check out the morgue but look at the body You could go through his house with a blacksmith
01:10:59:13	01:11:05:00	Chris [GM]	the guard that discovered them is in Hunter’s Lodge, probably at the tavern there, at the bar
01:11:07:11	01:11:11:08	Chris [GM]	and there’s a variety of other places that you guys could visit but
01:11:10:26	01:11:12:16	Steve [Bief]	what was the second one
01:11:12:20	01:11:13:06	Dave [Kil]	Morg
01:11:13:09	01:11:18:10	Chris [GM]	the morgue, the blacksmith there’s also the farm where the body was discovered
01:11:19:11	01:11:20:29	Dave [Kil]	Blacksmith farm and bar
01:11:21:10	01:11:25:19	Chris [GM]	the hunter’s lodge yep, with the bar, the hunter’S lodge, the taver kind of all one and same
01:11:28:07	01:11:31:08	Chris [GM]	yeah, those are like the areas the mayor would
01:11:33:08	01:11:38:24	Chris [GM]	if you were to follow the clues that we know and the facts that we’ve known so far, that seems like the most likely places to go.
01:11:42:04	01:11:46:13	Steve [Bief]	glorious my lord I could find purpose there
01:11:47:10	01:11:56:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well, I think we should figure out the history of those. I would say we’d go to the Blacksville Salm, yes.
01:11:53:02	01:11:55:17	Steve [Bief]	do they have history at farms
01:11:57:11	01:11:59:08	Steve [Bief]	we should go to the farm my lord
01:12:00:28	01:12:09:13	Steve [Bief]	why do you think she’s had to go down to this level of
01:12:01:08	01:12:02:13	Chris [GM]	You’re a terrible tutor.
01:12:03:05	01:12:03:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	No.
01:12:03:26	01:12:05:01	Chris [GM]	No patience at all!
01:12:05:04	01:12:05:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:12:07:24	01:12:08:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s it.
01:12:10:20	01:12:11:07	Steve [Bief]	pupil
01:12:11:01	01:12:13:26	Dave [Kil]	do you have a bag that you can just put over his head
01:12:15:08	01:12:28:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean
01:12:15:10	01:12:16:09	Chris [GM]	He’s not ugly.
01:12:16:18	01:12:18:15	Dave [Kil]	no, no it’s to muffle the noise
01:12:18:15	01:12:19:02	Chris [GM]	Muffle the dog.
01:12:20:19	01:12:21:08	Dave [Kil]	burlap him
01:12:21:04	01:12:21:26	Chris [GM]	Just a gag.
01:12:24:25	01:12:26:09	Dave [Kil]	do you know about autopsy
01:12:27:17	01:12:27:25	Dave [Kil]	give a book
01:12:28:07	01:12:32:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	yeah, you know let’s do it.
01:12:29:27	01:12:36:01	Dave [Kil]	alright we can go to the morgue for autopsy we can look for history it’s up to you I will lead the way your
01:12:33:07	01:12:37:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes. Yes, no. To the morgue. Let’s go!
01:12:37:26	01:12:42:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, you guys head on over to the morgue as you approach
01:12:43:23	01:12:52:05	Chris [GM]	The smell would have bothered you a bit but since you’re traveling with beef everything Things just seem to be kind of finely muffled.
01:12:52:03	01:12:54:02	Steve [Bief]	it’s a nice aromatic change
01:12:53:20	01:13:04:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so the smell doesn’t bother you that bad but it is a morgue and there are bodies there But technically in this case In this small town there’s only one body
01:13:06:17	01:13:17:03	Dave [Kil]	How did they actually clean the body? And you know like formaldehyde what is that where you swap out blood? I should know this.
01:13:15:28	01:13:16:18	Chris [GM]	Preserve it
01:13:17:12	01:13:18:16	Steve [Bief]	from albohyde
01:13:17:24	01:13:21:24	Dave [Kil]	Is it formaldehide? Do they have a bomb?
01:13:21:13	01:13:22:01	Chris [GM]	Embalm it
01:13:23:10	01:13:27:06	Chris [GM]	Well as you get there The Morgue Keeper
01:13:29:08	01:13:32:16	Chris [GM]	The Mortician Thank You We’ll call him
01:13:35:19	01:13:38:16	Chris [GM]	Morticia, the mortician.
01:13:38:11	01:13:39:16	Steve [Bief]	from adam’s family
01:13:41:12	01:13:41:28	Chris [GM]	Welcome.
01:13:44:23	01:13:52:25	Chris [GM]	She’s a tall slender woman in a black dress with long black hair, pale white skin, deep red
01:13:52:25	01:14:01:17	Chris [GM]	lipstick and fingernails. One look at her you would not peg her for mortician but no.
01:14:00:20	01:14:01:07	Dave [Kil]	peg her at all.
01:14:03:12	01:14:05:04	Steve [Bief]	My lord, I don’t understand.
01:14:06:07	01:14:06:25	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
01:14:08:05	01:14:09:13	Chris [GM]	What can I do for you?
01:14:09:29	01:14:11:08	Dave [Kil]	You have a book on that by the way?
01:14:12:24	01:14:16:21	Dave [Kil]	Maybe he can learn some actual skills when we sell him to a brothel at some point.
01:14:18:07	01:14:19:27	Steve [Bief]	Is there a place they make soup?
01:14:20:20	01:14:21:04	Dave [Kil]	Name?
01:14:20:25	01:14:22:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	inappropriate subject to bring up
01:14:22:07	01:14:22:24	Chris [GM]	Morticia.
01:14:22:28	01:14:23:13	Dave [Kil]	Central!
01:14:24:10	01:14:27:17	Chris [GM]	Pleasure. She reaches out her hand to…
01:14:26:13	01:14:33:05	Dave [Kil]	And I hold it and grip it really tightly, and I just eye her in the face, and they say When was the last time you paid your taxes?
01:14:29:22	01:14:30:02	Chris [GM]	Ugh!
01:14:33:11	01:14:41:26	Chris [GM]	I am a well-established business. I keep up with my taxes there in my books. Absolutely. How dare you assume otherwise.
01:14:36:26	01:14:38:16	Dave [Kil]	Business taxes and personal taxes.
01:14:39:19	01:14:41:06	Dave [Kil]	I pull out my scroll
01:14:42:21	01:14:45:07	Dave [Kil]	I scan real quick. Can you make
01:14:46:18	01:14:54:18	Dave [Kil]	what we should call D100 And if you’re over the percentage that we’ve rolled, then I will close my scroll.
01:14:51:09	01:14:52:20	Chris [GM]	Okay yeah that’s good, that’s good.
01:14:55:16	01:14:58:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	So that is going to be not very many people
01:14:58:05	01:15:13:28	Chris [GM]	to be over 64 it is 97 you
01:14:58:27	01:15:00:04	Dave [Kil]	Over 64.
01:15:05:24	01:15:09:05	Dave [Kil]	Yes! You paid sufficiently.
01:15:10:11	01:15:13:07	Steve [Bief]	She’s operating all this on 3% profit.
01:15:13:15	01:15:17:07	Dave [Kil]	I slowly, slowly closed the scroll.
01:15:13:28	01:15:20:27	Chris [GM]	sure you’re not interested in morticia anymore man this sounds
01:15:15:22	01:15:17:13	Steve [Bief]	Nothing suspicious here.
01:15:19:06	01:15:22:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	one body in months
01:15:20:27	01:15:28:00	Chris [GM]	like your gal listen uh i do it for the
01:15:22:12	01:15:23:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:15:31:21	01:15:36:12	Steve [Bief]	I understand that. I think that we have connected on a professional level.
01:15:37:22	01:15:38:11	Chris [GM]	What is it that you do?
01:15:38:29	01:15:40:15	Steve [Bief]	I take care of poop.
01:15:41:13	01:15:43:04	Dave [Kil]	Do you have any poop to take care of?
01:15:42:28	01:15:47:28	Chris [GM]	You know, I kind of do too. You’d be surprised how much comes out of a dead body.
01:15:43:01	01:15:44:17	Steve [Bief]	I can take care if the poop.
01:15:48:17	01:15:49:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	ness
01:15:49:00	01:15:59:16	Dave [Kil]	It’s actually the last thing that happened. The last person I ran through and the last were not paying their taxes. It was the first thing that happened, full evacuation, right in his pants. It was hilarious!
01:15:49:27	01:15:51:11	Steve [Bief]	I actually would not.
01:16:00:25	01:16:02:16	Steve [Bief]	I wish I had been there, my lord.
01:16:02:23	01:16:06:20	Dave [Kil]	You cleaned it up, beef! It was like your cousin!
01:16:09:26	01:16:13:05	Steve [Bief]	I remember now, my Lord…
01:16:11:17	01:16:14:21	Chris [GM]	I’m assuming you’re here to see Kildy.
01:16:16:00	01:16:17:21	Chris [GM]	Are you family at Kildys?
01:16:18:14	01:16:23:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	no we’ve been tasked investigating his so if you could ask
01:16:23:20	01:16:26:14	Chris [GM]	Well, I can only let family back here. Do you have a letter from the mayor?
01:16:32:18	01:16:37:15	Steve [Bief]	Is that you signing a letter? Yes, I just need to fetch it as I turn around.
01:16:33:11	01:16:34:28	Dave [Kil]	Scribble, scribble, scribblle, scribbled.
01:16:38:16	01:16:39:14	Steve [Bief]	Very slowly.
01:16:39:03	01:16:44:18	Chris [GM]	and she looks at him It’s like, what does it say? Please tell me.
01:16:42:08	01:16:42:27	Steve [Bief]	just
01:16:42:15	01:16:53:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	the three T’s have been tasked with the investigation of Toby
01:16:57:05	01:16:58:02	Chris [GM]	The three Ts.
01:16:58:28	01:17:05:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Taxer tax collector tutor tiefling we are
01:16:59:19	01:17:00:02	Chris [GM]	What’s a T?
01:17:00:14	01:17:01:16	Dave [Kil]	Tax tutor?
01:17:01:22	01:17:02:04	Chris [GM]	Tutor.
01:17:09:29	01:17:10:10	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:17:11:21	01:17:19:14	Chris [GM]	Roll for me a B20 roll A deception roll. Is that what that is? Yeah, deception. Okay.
01:17:18:28	01:17:21:03	Steve [Bief]	so that’s a charisma modifier
01:17:26:29	01:17:29:19	Chris [GM]	I seem to be in order here. Come on in!
01:17:29:13	01:17:31:21	Dave [Kil]	No surprise it wasn’t written in Elvish.
01:17:32:21	01:17:39:17	Steve [Bief]	it’s a recipe for elf bread written in cinderella and she doesn’t want to look stupid
01:17:34:26	01:17:36:05	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
01:17:36:24	01:17:38:12	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
01:17:37:03	01:17:38:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:17:37:18	01:17:40:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	It just says this is bullshit
01:17:42:08	01:17:49:07	Chris [GM]	fine by me anyways you walk in and the first thing you notice is that kilby has been
01:17:49:07	01:17:58:09	Chris [GM]	it is shriveled up like an old leathery leather leathery an old feathery prune
01:17:59:05	01:18:06:12	Chris [GM]	just after one day his body seems to be completely drained and shrippled up
01:18:04:22	01:18:05:07	Dave [Kil]	Shriveled.
01:18:10:07	01:18:13:25	Dave [Kil]	Question. Did it have blood when he came in?
01:18:16:01	01:18:24:09	Chris [GM]	came in just like this usually this takes months to be at this stage
01:18:25:20	01:18:36:16	Dave [Kil]	I saw this in the woods once. I was at a little place outside of the city, went there. The place had been avoiding taxes for a really long time.
01:18:37:09	01:18:42:23	Dave [Kil]	So we went and there were a lot of goats that had this happen to them.
01:18:46:13	01:18:47:29	Steve [Bief]	Goats drop pellets.
01:18:47:24	01:18:50:03	Dave [Kil]	Yes they do beef. They do beef!
01:18:52:03	01:18:57:26	Dave [Kil]	the interesting side to that was those sheep were supposed to pay their taxes and so they
01:18:57:26	01:19:05:04	Dave [Kil]	are trying to somehow say oh I just thought they did it themselves but this is
01:19:05:04	01:19:10:12	Dave [Kil]	interesting never really figured out what they did we did take the carcasses completely drained
01:19:10:12	01:19:17:06	Dave [Kil]	of blood meat wasn’t that great yeah but the wool coats were okay but not nearly as much for
01:19:17:06	01:19:25:03	Dave [Kil]	taxes so we had to burn the town uh ravens
01:19:19:13	01:19:24:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, what town was it? Did you burn the books?
01:19:25:03	01:19:32:14	Dave [Kil]	mark it was you know what i do remember raven’s mark
01:19:26:01	01:19:28:26	Chris [GM]	question why she pays 97 93 percent
01:19:33:01	01:19:44:05	Dave [Kil]	the ravensmark library yeah it yeah i’m sorry we had to burn it they wrote a lot of ancient scrolls in that
01:19:44:05	01:19:48:11	Dave [Kil]	town. It was sheep herders and scroll riders.
01:19:51:07	01:19:53:17	Dave [Kil]	In the end, they all were screaming so it doesn’t matter.
01:19:56:25	01:19:58:28	Steve [Bief]	M’lady! M’ladie!
01:19:58:25	01:20:00:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Great job raising your hand to be.
01:20:00:28	01:20:02:29	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lady. My lady!
01:20:06:02	01:20:08:24	Steve [Bief]	May I check the back of his pantaloons?
01:20:09:25	01:20:10:29	Chris [GM]	yes please
01:20:11:04	01:20:17:13	Steve [Bief]	Thank you for your lady. All right, I’m going to do an investigation check and if I roll high enough then
01:20:18:18	01:20:22:03	Steve [Bief]	my expertise in the field will let me know if there’s anything
01:20:23:08	01:20:27:06	Steve [Bief]	any additional information we can glean from the body like
01:20:28:16	01:20:31:22	Steve [Bief]	something weird in his poo? Dang it!
01:20:32:26	01:20:36:08	Steve [Bief]	six. Well, I come back and my hands are stinky. My lady
01:20:36:25	01:20:37:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Ah!
01:20:38:02	01:20:41:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Just whatever you do don’t touch my book in… Hey!
01:20:40:26	01:20:42:24	Dave [Kil]	Beef! Wash up.
01:20:41:26	01:20:42:20	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord
01:20:42:13	01:20:44:00	Chris [GM]	you can wash over there
01:20:43:28	01:20:44:15	Dave [Kil]	Wash up!
01:20:45:25	01:20:47:17	Chris [GM]	washed bowl over there
01:20:48:07	01:20:49:12	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lady
01:20:50:09	01:20:56:05	Dave [Kil]	Do you have a privy that needs to be emptied? It’ll do empty your privy. Free of charge. You have paid your taxes.
01:20:56:24	01:21:02:04	Chris [GM]	free of charge thank you it’s right over there on the other side
01:20:58:19	01:20:59:15	Dave [Kil]	Free of charged.
01:21:00:28	01:21:01:11	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
01:21:02:00	01:21:02:21	Steve [Bief]	Yes, m’lord
01:21:04:29	01:21:08:02	Chris [GM]	would anyone else like to roll an investigation on the body.
01:21:06:04	01:21:07:15	Steve [Bief]	Let’s see if I’m able to do that
01:21:08:26	01:21:10:08	Steve [Bief]	I don’t do a very good job
01:21:09:04	01:21:11:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, I would.
01:21:11:16	01:21:12:28	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, I spill it
01:21:13:25	01:21:15:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	What is it for investigation?
01:21:17:01	01:21:18:29	Steve [Bief]	take toilet paper and put it on top
01:21:22:20	01:21:24:13	Dave [Kil]	I’ll help you. Here we go.
01:21:23:21	01:21:24:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	I rolled an 11.
01:21:26:04	01:21:27:19	Dave [Kil]	I rolled a six.
01:21:28:11	01:21:29:22	Steve [Bief]	With your powers combined
01:21:29:13	01:21:32:22	Dave [Kil]	Our powers combined, it doesn’t… It’s an 11.
01:21:33:07	01:21:42:12	Chris [GM]	take a look at the body you see it shriveled up like an old lovely prune it seems like it’s been decaying for a while but yet it died yesterday
01:21:42:14	01:21:43:16	Dave [Kil]	Anything marks?
01:21:44:12	01:21:54:03	Chris [GM]	no fang marks now Morticia turns around and says this is inside his pocket and she hands you a
01:21:54:29	01:22:04:29	Chris [GM]	half torn up love letter Written on purple paper. This was found in his pocket, but it was the only possession when he came into me.
01:22:05:05	01:22:05:19	Dave [Kil]	Question.
01:22:05:24	01:22:06:29	Steve [Bief]	Does that mean he was naked?
01:22:07:21	01:22:10:09	Chris [GM]	No, like personal possessions.
01:22:10:17	01:22:14:04	Steve [Bief]	uh did he have a bag of manure too i’ve got mine i can share
01:22:14:08	01:22:15:24	Chris [GM]	No bag of manure.
01:22:14:25	01:22:15:20	Dave [Kil]	Teach him.
01:22:16:08	01:22:17:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	So
01:22:19:05	01:22:20:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	don’t talk
01:22:22:07	01:22:24:17	Chris [GM]	Lesson number one. Don’t talk!
01:22:25:27	01:22:34:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	soon We’ll have a listen on social cues in just a few minutes.
01:22:26:06	01:22:31:12	Chris [GM]	Lesson number two. Be quiet! Lesson number three. Silence!
01:22:35:13	01:22:36:13	Steve [Bief]	yes my lady
01:22:38:12	01:22:40:03	Dave [Kil]	I start to draw my sword.
01:22:48:18	01:22:54:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	If this were to happen naturally, how long would this take? This process?
01:22:57:21	01:23:07:27	Chris [GM]	granted the body would be buried weeks ago so it’s often that people don’t see his body in a state like this strangely though
01:23:07:27	01:23:14:03	Chris [GM]	as you can see the skin isn’t like moldy or decomposing it’s all there
01:23:15:17	01:23:20:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	So it’s almost that… Is there anything to do with his face like something?
01:23:20:28	01:23:30:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did you find any bruising or any type of wounds Of any kind on the body?
01:23:30:26	01:23:35:11	Chris [GM]	yes good question yes so here on his arms there’s some bruising
01:23:35:11	01:23:43:09	Chris [GM]	around his neck there’s something is holding him there um other
01:23:43:19	01:23:45:09	Steve [Bief]	nothing in his poop m’lady
01:23:45:22	01:23:49:05	Chris [GM]	and right in the groin area there is a large burrow
01:23:47:16	01:23:48:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh
01:23:50:07	01:23:52:08	Chris [GM]	as if he was kicked repeatedly
01:23:52:29	01:23:54:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um
01:23:53:16	01:23:54:23	Dave [Kil]	Did he have pants on?
01:23:54:25	01:23:55:19	Chris [GM]	He sure did
01:23:56:26	01:23:57:21	Chris [GM]	Put him back on
01:23:58:16	01:24:02:01	Steve [Bief]	I can vouch for you sorry lord
01:24:02:01	01:24:10:17	Steve [Bief]	I shouldn’t say words like that no it was really bad all
01:24:03:29	01:24:13:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	poop check tell us time of death It was really bad My hopes
01:24:10:17	01:24:26:02	Steve [Bief]	got were sticky fingers. Don’t
01:24:12:17	01:24:18:12	Chris [GM]	Anyways, if you wouldn’t mind I have much work to do here If you wouldn’ mind
01:24:13:10	01:24:15:18	Dave [Kil]	Don’t put that in your mouth!
01:24:21:07	01:24:22:29	Chris [GM]	She escorts you guys out of the building
01:24:29:25	01:24:30:14	Dave [Kil]	Strangulation.
01:24:31:17	01:24:37:00	Dave [Kil]	Strangeliction. Kicked in the groin. Held down. Pants intact.
01:24:36:28	01:24:41:18	Chris [GM]	Did we lose our music?
01:24:41:03	01:24:45:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	so I wonder if we…
01:24:47:17	01:24:57:19	Dave [Kil]	I’m just going to stick my head in real quick. Does this happen often here? Is this the first time death by groin?
01:24:47:21	01:24:50:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Maybe? I don’t know! I want to go talk to the guard.
01:24:55:29	01:24:56:22	Chris [GM]	Like this?
01:25:00:27	01:25:02:11	Chris [GM]	This is the first time.
01:25:04:03	01:25:04:18	Dave [Kil]	just wondering.
01:25:06:07	01:25:08:19	Chris [GM]	You see shriveled up dead bodies like this all the time?
01:25:08:14	01:25:10:20	Dave [Kil]	No people kicked to death from the groin
01:25:09:28	01:25:13:23	Chris [GM]	Kick to death in your face. I wouldn’t say that the groin was
01:25:12:11	01:25:13:03	Steve [Bief]	of groins
01:25:20:04	01:25:23:11	Dave [Kil]	So he was kicked in the groins first and then shriveled up
01:25:24:06	01:25:24:28	Chris [GM]	it’s more
01:25:25:10	01:25:26:25	Dave [Kil]	I’m trying just to look at Kazal
01:25:28:01	01:25:30:06	Dave [Kil]	Alright To the guard
01:25:32:02	01:25:40:03	Chris [GM]	guys make your way over to the hunter’s lodge as you enter in uh it’s a now
01:25:40:11	01:25:45:18	Chris [GM]	being such a small town hunting is by far one of the most prized
01:25:45:18	01:25:56:09	Chris [GM]	uh it’s it’s by far the most yes thank you for a surprise pastime it’s what every man aspires to be a great hunter in this town
01:25:58:11	01:26:10:01	Chris [GM]	and so here is where they display all the trophies that they caught out in the wild and it’s a lot like uh that scene from beauty and the beast gaston singing and sitting in
01:26:09:11	01:26:10:29	Steve [Bief]	that’s exactly what i was thinking about
01:26:10:01	01:26:18:07	Chris [GM]	that big old chair yep we all were right and
01:26:10:23	01:26:11:12	Dave [Kil]	that same thing
01:26:11:13	01:26:21:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fun fact, this town is credited with the first finding of the three horned stag. See it up there? Also so exciting! Love history.
01:26:22:11	01:26:28:01	Chris [GM]	right up on the wall it’s fantastic you see the town guard.
01:26:23:12	01:26:24:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Wow. It’s beautiful.
01:26:24:08	01:26:25:19	Dave [Kil]	I always heard the legend of
01:26:27:10	01:26:31:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well considering its extra horn I’d say it’s pretty horny.
01:26:32:19	01:26:44:19	Steve [Bief]	i hope to be horny one day my lady in my lady
01:26:36:19	01:26:46:22	Dave [Kil]	You’ll be lucky if we don’t take That third horn and Stick it somewhere that you Don’t want. No! In your poop!
01:26:44:28	01:26:46:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh my god.
01:26:46:14	01:26:51:23	Steve [Bief]	and my lord oh no my poop i’m sorry my lord i’m I’m sorry. Yes, my baby.
01:26:49:22	01:26:53:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Beef, remember I’ll brush them on social keys.
01:26:54:08	01:26:55:21	Steve [Bief]	Alright, I shall await.
01:26:56:11	01:26:56:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Close your mouth.
01:26:56:25	01:27:04:23	Chris [GM]	You notice a guard is sitting at the bar, you also notice there are couple other towns members out there.
01:27:05:18	01:27:08:02	Dave [Kil]	I’m just gonna walk into the middle Of the ground and just go
01:27:10:18	01:27:16:02	Chris [GM]	The bartender startles he was half awake and like what can I get ya?
01:27:10:23	01:27:11:22	Steve [Bief]	No, it’s Andrew!
01:27:20:27	01:27:22:00	Dave [Kil]	was the last time You paid your taxes?
01:27:23:14	01:27:26:09	Chris [GM]	That’s business here. I shall report
01:27:28:04	01:27:30:13	Chris [GM]	that I am in 94%.
01:27:31:00	01:27:32:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	No freaking way!
01:27:38:14	01:27:40:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	You can close your scroll now
01:27:40:08	01:27:49:22	Dave [Kil]	i’m i’m surprising okay it slowly closes
01:27:40:17	01:27:48:07	Chris [GM]	I mean, it is surprisingly easy to make a living here. Or not make a life in the world. Not making a living but to live off of a wage of four gold pieces in this town.
01:27:49:08	01:28:02:29	Steve [Bief]	This is
01:27:52:09	01:27:54:17	Chris [GM]	I’m legit. My paper’s legit.
01:27:56:04	01:27:59:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	so we’re going to find out everything has been forged
01:27:59:16	01:28:03:09	Dave [Kil]	this is starting to raise suspicion
01:28:02:09	01:28:02:25	Chris [GM]	Suspicion!
01:28:02:29	01:28:07:17	Steve [Bief]	the true mystery we’re here to solve. The murderous… That’s a red herring.
01:28:05:04	01:28:06:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:28:05:05	01:28:13:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Every day is over 90%. They live on the great time.
01:28:13:27	01:28:18:06	Dave [Kil]	we are up north, it’s kind of like we’re in the Scandinavian countries.
01:28:18:01	01:28:26:27	Chris [GM]	The guard sort of drunk says I need another keep. Another one
01:28:20:22	01:28:22:04	Steve [Bief]	They have great health care.
01:28:29:03	01:28:33:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	We are looking for the god that found the body of Mr.
01:28:35:21	01:28:41:10	Chris [GM]	bartender looks at you and looks down at the guard getting drunk at the bar and says, You found him!
01:28:41:19	01:28:43:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	what’s your name?
01:28:44:28	01:28:53:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Gary! Hello. We are the Three Ts of Investigation. The Mayor has tasked us with finding…
01:28:54:00	01:28:54:18	Chris [GM]	didn’t mean Gary
01:28:55:27	01:28:56:10	Dave [Kil]	Central!
01:28:58:13	01:29:00:22	Chris [GM]	Just came out Uh, Gary
01:28:59:06	01:29:01:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Don’t mind him, he’s an orphan
01:29:03:15	01:29:11:16	Steve [Bief]	My lord, my lord, we have so much in common.
01:29:05:06	01:29:06:00	Dave [Kil]	the Glaversk?
01:29:07:01	01:29:10:23	Dave [Kil]	The Glaversch is not… Unfortunately, I am.
01:29:11:28	01:29:13:21	Chris [GM]	loud Oh, jeez.
01:29:14:11	01:29:15:22	Dave [Kil]	When was the last time you paid your taxes?
01:29:16:13	01:29:24:01	Chris [GM]	The guard. I don’t know. We just… We don’t get paid in money as guards here. It’s like a community service. We take turns.
01:29:25:25	01:29:27:23	Dave [Kil]	Then you owe hours to the government.
01:29:28:17	01:29:31:15	Chris [GM]	Dude, I gave it… The mayor is part of the government.
01:29:30:04	01:29:31:28	Dave [Kil]	No. Central!
01:29:32:19	01:29:35:02	Chris [GM]	The mayor! He’s the government here.
01:29:34:19	01:29:39:20	Steve [Bief]	I have two.
01:29:37:01	01:29:38:09	Dave [Kil]	There’s something afoot here.
01:29:38:29	01:29:44:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	And we will investigate that at leisure time
01:29:45:14	01:29:48:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Close the dance floor.
01:29:49:11	01:29:57:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	Ah, sorry about that! Hey so we found Mr Smitson in your field How are you feeling?
01:29:57:26	01:30:02:29	Chris [GM]	Poor Kilbby. Ah, what a sight. I can’t get that image out of my head.
01:30:01:04	01:30:06:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um yeah I know okay That’s great could you elaborate on that
01:30:05:25	01:30:07:02	Dave [Kil]	Could you draw the image?
01:30:07:10	01:30:14:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Would you mind telling us Well I-I know it is disturbing and i’m sorry But we need to know exactly
01:30:09:11	01:30:09:29	Chris [GM]	That’s disgusting.
01:30:13:08	01:30:14:11	Chris [GM]	Wait, did you guys see him?
01:30:14:26	01:30:16:26	Dave [Kil]	Yes. Shriveled up like a prune.
01:30:16:24	01:30:18:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Yeah! What is dat?!
01:30:17:08	01:30:20:06	Steve [Bief]	Don’t forget his groin, my Lord!
01:30:19:29	01:30:27:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did you happen to notice anything weird, like laying around him maybe?
01:30:28:10	01:30:32:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	You found him in a field. Where did you find him?
01:30:32:19	01:30:37:01	Chris [GM]	Well, no sheep.
01:30:32:26	01:30:34:06	Dave [Kil]	Were there any sheep around?
01:30:36:10	01:30:38:18	Steve [Bief]	Sheep droppings are very similar to goats’.
01:30:38:10	01:30:42:09	Chris [GM]	The farm that I found him at is a wheat farm.
01:30:45:19	01:30:48:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	sorry for his actual shit!
01:30:47:21	01:30:53:07	Chris [GM]	Maybe you need to start cashing in on the knowledge he does have.
01:30:53:03	01:30:54:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:30:54:19	01:30:57:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	You know what? I didn’t…
01:30:55:03	01:30:56:09	Chris [GM]	It’s like a savant.
01:30:56:29	01:30:58:06	Dave [Kil]	Shit, savant.
01:30:58:10	01:31:04:10	Steve [Bief]	What has the dice made of me?
01:30:58:17	01:30:59:06	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:31:06:02	01:31:10:21	Chris [GM]	and it was the guard begins to describe to you moment he discovered about him
01:31:11:22	01:31:16:17	Chris [GM]	making the rounds I ended up near what did I say, in the north
01:31:17:23	01:31:18:28	Steve [Bief]	On the farm.
01:31:19:26	01:31:21:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	The north side farm
01:31:21:19	01:31:25:14	Chris [GM]	on the north side of town where the farm is wheat farm
01:31:27:16	01:31:33:13	Chris [GM]	and I smelt this horrible smell when was that
01:31:28:05	01:31:29:21	Dave [Kil]	No livestock, just wheat.
01:31:35:02	01:31:36:11	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, it’s him.
01:31:36:10	01:31:37:26	Steve [Bief]	this is probably me
01:31:37:02	01:31:41:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh you mean in the field oh right sorry
01:31:38:08	01:31:39:07	Chris [GM]	in the field
01:31:41:08	01:31:44:15	Steve [Bief]	see this is what they mean and I come up close to kind of like
01:31:44:23	01:31:45:11	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
01:31:45:26	01:31:48:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	he stands backwards and just fans his tail
01:31:46:29	01:31:47:15	Steve [Bief]	sorry
01:31:50:06	01:31:55:05	Steve [Bief]	so if you’re that got rid of the half drunkness he’s fully sober now
01:31:52:25	01:31:53:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh my
01:31:55:02	01:32:05:02	Chris [GM]	He totally pecks up. Oh, yeah.
01:31:57:09	01:32:03:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	yes it’s like the worst version of smelling salts you can buy
01:31:57:21	01:31:59:05	Steve [Bief]	it’s like smelling smells
01:32:05:10	01:32:17:07	Chris [GM]	So a little more aware of the guard is like, Yeah, I found my body. He was laying there in the dirt in the field they had already plowed and so it was… No, the field.
01:32:14:11	01:32:15:26	Dave [Kil]	What plowed him? Who plowed
01:32:17:10	01:32:19:19	Chris [GM]	The field was plowed. The wheat was ploughed already.
01:32:19:22	01:32:29:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	maybe that’s the real this groin was If I could get the damn sentence out.
01:32:29:29	01:32:41:11	Chris [GM]	I found him there and immediately sound the alarm. And the other guard came, and we carried the body over to the mayor. The mayor saw him and said, I can meet a mortician.
01:32:41:20	01:32:47:23	Chris [GM]	And then he had clothes that gathered all the townspeople the next day. Oh man,
01:32:48:19	01:32:50:01	Dave [Kil]	was the state of his groin when you found
01:32:51:09	01:32:52:04	Chris [GM]	He was wearing pants.
01:32:54:25	01:32:55:09	Chris [GM]	Why would I?
01:32:56:14	01:32:57:28	Chris [GM]	What a weird question.
01:33:00:00	01:33:06:11	Dave [Kil]	his groine was pummeled! Does she do that?
01:33:02:23	01:33:04:10	Chris [GM]	Did the mortician tell you that?
01:33:05:06	01:33:07:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	Are you gay?
01:33:09:26	01:33:11:21	Steve [Bief]	My lady, what does that mean?
01:33:11:15	01:33:12:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Nothing!
01:33:11:20	01:33:14:22	Chris [GM]	He’s just looking back and forth at this barrage of questions.
01:33:16:05	01:33:21:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m so sorry, just continue on how you found the body please
01:33:16:17	01:33:17:02	Chris [GM]	What?
01:33:23:02	01:33:27:02	Chris [GM]	he was making a round down there in the state that you saw him
01:33:28:22	01:33:33:10	Chris [GM]	completely drained of life shriveled up like a prune
01:33:34:09	01:33:40:23	Dave [Kil]	you kick him in the groin after the fact. It seems like
01:33:34:15	01:33:39:11	Chris [GM]	And no No! Why? Horrible thing to say
01:33:40:08	01:33:41:26	Steve [Bief]	Sometimes you get kicked.
01:33:44:01	01:33:47:07	Steve [Bief]	I have no other point of reference, my lord.
01:33:49:06	01:33:54:05	Steve [Bief]	I shouldn’t use that word. That’s too many syllables. I’ll go back to my corner.
01:33:49:20	01:33:57:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	actually probably
01:33:52:24	01:33:53:09	Chris [GM]	Anyways
01:33:54:27	01:33:58:27	Chris [GM]	If you guys are quite done I’d like to get another drink.
01:33:57:04	01:34:24:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	is the word reference I’m so proud and you
01:34:00:29	01:34:04:06	Chris [GM]	And he stares at you guys waiting for a response and says, all right,
01:34:03:24	01:34:05:06	Dave [Kil]	How do you afford your drinks?
01:34:06:03	01:34:08:27	Chris [GM]	Just the wages we make from the mayor?
01:34:10:17	01:34:13:17	Dave [Kil]	I pull out my tax roll. Wages! Huh?
01:34:15:14	01:34:17:24	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t really call it wages. I would just say
01:34:18:24	01:34:24:19	Chris [GM]	The Mayor allows us a few per diem of drinks when we’re on shift.
01:34:24:15	01:34:25:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	said
01:34:25:11	01:34:27:03	Dave [Kil]	When you’re on shift?
01:34:28:13	01:34:29:27	Steve [Bief]	That’s a good mayor.
01:34:29:21	01:34:41:03	Chris [GM]	When we end our shift, You know what I mean. For being on shift, We get a per dieM And then we can use it when the shift is over. My shift is over, I’m here to enjoy my meal and I’m just going to drink.
01:34:42:06	01:34:49:25	Dave [Kil]	So what you’re saying is your mayor pays you in in money that’s not
01:34:42:09	01:34:43:12	Chris [GM]	It’s been a long day.
01:34:46:18	01:34:48:29	Chris [GM]	It’s volunteer work and part of that
01:34:52:15	01:34:57:04	Chris [GM]	we take turns as town people guarding the town
01:34:57:23	01:35:02:02	Dave [Kil]	you pay 64% of those drinks back to the government?
01:35:03:01	01:35:03:18	Chris [GM]	How?
01:35:04:18	01:35:10:14	Dave [Kil]	You pour them in a bottle, 64% and you ship it to the Government.
01:35:11:26	01:35:17:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s find out He pays 52% of the drink
01:35:19:03	01:35:31:02	Dave [Kil]	It says here of the 64 milliliters you should have paid last year it was 52%. I take the drink that was just given to him
01:35:28:02	01:35:28:11	Chris [GM]	what
01:35:29:11	01:35:40:25	Chris [GM]	you’re right uh -huh he’s he will gladly pay back the drink now and he grabs an empty cup
01:35:31:02	01:35:33:15	Dave [Kil]	and I put it in my coin pouch.
01:35:40:25	01:35:46:26	Chris [GM]	unzips his pants begins to pee in the cup hands you a half-billed cup of pee
01:35:44:23	01:35:46:25	Steve [Bief]	I’m not as familiar with that.
01:35:48:01	01:35:57:23	Dave [Kil]	Take out another scroll, I write his name down I walk outside and whistle and a messenger hawk
01:35:58:15	01:36:10:08	Dave [Kil]	swoops down from the sky I hand it to paper and it is now flying to Central It says that he does not pay his taxes and that
01:36:04:14	01:36:16:12	Chris [GM]	what’s it say on the paper for the
01:36:10:08	01:36:15:05	Dave [Kil]	Central Guard needs to come here and take him to the break in Central.
01:36:15:05	01:36:25:21	Steve [Bief]	i feel like every every like back in central there’s you know some guy who trains the hawks and stuff and and every time that hawk shows up he’s just like oh
01:36:26:07	01:36:32:20	Dave [Kil]	We smash cut to The Allery as it comes in, oh shit, kills
01:36:27:15	01:36:28:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:36:31:21	01:36:38:27	Chris [GM]	it’s uh kills bird back guys let’s see what you got this time jeez louise this poor guy
01:36:34:17	01:36:35:16	Dave [Kil]	frickin’.
01:36:36:14	01:36:37:13	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
01:36:36:19	01:36:43:19	Steve [Bief]	And then you hear one guy in the back who’s like, did I win the pool? Yeah!
01:36:44:04	01:36:52:03	Chris [GM]	very good very good all right any other questions for the townsguard
01:36:48:17	01:36:50:03	Steve [Bief]	Smash cut back to us.
01:36:53:03	01:37:02:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	You said that the field was recently ploughed, is that what you said?
01:36:53:03	01:36:53:18	Dave [Kil]	for you.
01:37:01:20	01:37:05:22	Chris [GM]	yes yeah it’s it’s the you know the season’s over
01:37:05:01	01:37:05:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	And it’s wheat.
01:37:07:28	01:37:08:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:37:09:03	01:37:12:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did you see any other animals around? Is there a barn nearby?
01:37:12:17	01:37:19:14	Chris [GM]	No, that’s the south side. We keep all the sheep and the flock of cows. That’s the South Side of town. We keep them separate from the wheat so they don’t eat at all.
01:37:20:06	01:37:30:23	Steve [Bief]	It’s also good because it allows for the privy to properly ventilate and roll down her away from established areas of commerce and vittles.
01:37:31:11	01:37:33:26	Chris [GM]	Strangely, he’s the one making the most sense out of all three of you.
01:37:34:21	01:37:35:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Excuse me.
01:37:35:24	01:37:40:05	Chris [GM]	He knows his stuff. You hear that? That’s exactly why we put it on the southside. The wind blows it away.
01:37:38:08	01:37:40:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean, he knows jack shit!
01:37:41:17	01:37:44:10	Steve [Bief]	No my lady, I know my shit.
01:37:43:23	01:37:55:18	Dave [Kil]	else, everywhere else, you actually do circular crop rotation and make sure the animals fertilize the ground so you can pay your taxes.
01:37:52:20	01:37:55:02	Chris [GM]	We carry the poop there, clearly.
01:37:54:28	01:37:59:19	Steve [Bief]	No, no. My lord, my lord they’re definitely using the Norfolk system
01:38:00:24	01:38:02:00	Steve [Bief]	They clearly are
01:38:05:12	01:38:10:10	Chris [GM]	He’s just like this genius when it comes to agricultural fertilization.
01:38:11:21	01:38:14:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean, damn. He’s right!
01:38:15:01	01:38:15:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:38:17:22	01:38:21:19	Chris [GM]	Any other questions for the town guard? It’s 10 o’clock.
01:38:19:27	01:38:25:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	I need to change everything about what I’m teaching him.
01:38:21:16	01:38:24:11	Dave [Kil]	I stand corrected.
01:38:25:13	01:38:25:29	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
01:38:26:11	01:38:27:08	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my Lord
01:38:28:29	01:38:29:15	Dave [Kil]	the farm.
01:38:30:24	01:38:36:15	Chris [GM]	Did you want to check to see if there was anybody else in the tavern that you wanted to talk to first?
01:38:30:27	01:38:32:06	Dave [Kil]	Norfolk system.
01:38:32:03	01:38:32:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	um
01:38:35:27	01:38:38:28	Dave [Kil]	Do you want us to talk to someone else?
01:38:37:23	01:38:39:13	Chris [GM]	It’s up to you!
01:38:39:11	01:38:40:19	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:38:40:04	01:38:50:28	Dave [Kil]	I will use my keen sense of investigation to figure out if there’s someone else in here that we should investigate. There’s like any sort of person that looks like they’re lying.
01:38:45:11	01:38:52:27	Steve [Bief]	I will too I’ll also look around
01:38:46:28	01:38:48:11	Chris [GM]	All right, all right.
01:38:54:21	01:38:58:15	Steve [Bief]	No, I won’t I’ll trip and fall I got a zero
01:38:56:05	01:38:56:20	Dave [Kil]	15.
01:38:58:22	01:38:59:22	Dave [Kil]	You got a zero?
01:39:02:01	01:39:03:04	Chris [GM]	Because you’re a negative?
01:39:02:24	01:39:14:13	Steve [Bief]	i have a negative one so yeah it’s just Yeah, it’s Just like a whole prat ball Like stumbling around trying to keep
01:39:05:13	01:39:06:02	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
01:39:06:04	01:39:09:04	Dave [Kil]	You hit your head on the spittoon at the end of the bar?
01:39:06:16	01:39:07:20	Chris [GM]	So you now won.
01:39:15:01	01:39:16:05	Chris [GM]	Is this the crap?
01:39:18:05	01:39:19:05	Dave [Kil]	It was a 15.
01:39:18:26	01:39:21:19	Steve [Bief]	I’m gonna stop rolling that’s what I decided
01:39:24:11	01:39:35:19	Chris [GM]	A young man from one of the tables pops his head up and says, You guys investigating Kilby? What a loser.
01:39:37:21	01:39:46:08	Dave [Kil]	Both me and the tutor are literally, two inches from him in less than a second staring him down
01:39:43:27	01:39:48:03	Steve [Bief]	Oh my lord make space for me My lord
01:39:48:21	01:40:00:07	Dave [Kil]	I kind of back kick you, but it’s like not really a kick. It’s more of a push with my foot because you’re getting up from hitting the spittoon and I’m just kind of pushing you across the floor
01:39:51:11	01:40:01:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh stand back just a little bit and the
01:40:01:01	01:40:08:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	only way I can’t smell you is if you’re one quarter staff length away from me so I hold it up, remember what we
01:40:08:12	01:40:13:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	discussed that have to be this distance from me at all times. Stay there!
01:40:12:28	01:40:23:01	Chris [GM]	The young man is a little, like for the quickness that you guys zoned and honed in on him Is a little fright Surprise What’s that?
01:40:24:13	01:40:25:00	Chris [GM]	Duh
01:40:26:10	01:40:26:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:40:31:24	01:40:42:22	Chris [GM]	Any kind of snotty voice I am going to be the greatest hunter That Podunk has ever seen I am the apprentice To the master hunter
01:40:42:22	01:40:45:17	Chris [GM]	He’s my father
01:40:44:08	01:40:47:03	Dave [Kil]	many animals did you cure last year?
01:40:51:13	01:40:54:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	Your father found a three horned stag
01:40:54:19	01:40:58:26	Chris [GM]	That was my grandfather. You know of that, do you? Yes.
01:40:58:24	01:41:06:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean he’s kind of cute okay so
01:41:00:01	01:41:02:02	Chris [GM]	It is quite the pride of Podunk.
01:41:06:16	01:41:16:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	other than hunting what do you do is that it um Um, what was your - Yeah I uh…
01:41:09:16	01:41:10:14	Chris [GM]	That’s it hunting.
01:41:12:18	01:41:14:08	Chris [GM]	What is there to life?
01:41:13:22	01:41:14:24	Steve [Bief]	What’s your name?
01:41:15:29	01:41:16:26	Steve [Bief]	What’s her name?
01:41:16:26	01:41:17:17	Chris [GM]	I’m Shooter.
01:41:19:00	01:41:19:07	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:41:19:23	01:41:22:08	Dave [Kil]	Are you part of the McGavin family?
01:41:20:26	01:41:22:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Suits you well.
01:41:24:09	01:41:25:28	Chris [GM]	Well yes, you’ve heard of us.
01:41:26:20	01:41:28:07	Dave [Kil]	Yes. I have.
01:41:29:29	01:41:32:00	Dave [Kil]	Yes, I have…
01:41:32:03	01:41:33:08	Chris [GM]	He gives you a little
01:41:34:20	01:41:35:05	Chris [GM]	finger.
01:41:35:01	01:41:35:23	Dave [Kil]	Shooter!
01:41:38:28	01:41:40:20	Chris [GM]	What’s this catch line? I don’t remember.
01:41:40:25	01:41:46:15	Dave [Kil]	What, Shooter McGavin is from Happy… Yeah, it’s Shooter. Yeah.
01:41:42:18	01:41:45:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah but what’s the catch line Is it Shooter?
01:41:46:08	01:41:51:13	Chris [GM]	I love it
01:41:53:19	01:42:04:11	Chris [GM]	Kilby. Have you seen his Beyonce? She is smoking
01:41:55:05	01:41:57:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	What was your gripe with him?
01:42:04:11	01:42:10:14	Chris [GM]	hot. There’s no way a loser like Kilby is pissing
01:42:09:05	01:42:11:20	Dave [Kil]	This is quite literally Beauty and the Beast.
01:42:12:22	01:42:13:06	Chris [GM]	me off.
01:42:13:19	01:42:21:04	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. Yeah. Gaston’s mad that she’s dating The Beast and he’s going to go kill him
01:42:19:18	01:42:25:11	Chris [GM]	You’re totally right. I did not make the connection. That’s great, though.
01:42:24:04	01:42:30:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	And we’re in the bar with a bunch of mounted talking to actual guests.
01:42:30:21	01:42:38:15	Dave [Kil]	This is quite literally the same thing that happened in the eastern continent, just outside of Central.
01:42:34:01	01:42:34:19	Chris [GM]	Look…
01:42:38:10	01:42:40:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, I’ve read that history.
01:42:40:17	01:42:47:28	Chris [GM]	I look… Kilby and I go back about the same age we grew up that went to school together.
01:42:49:15	01:42:50:22	Chris [GM]	Dude’s a loser, right?
01:42:50:22	01:42:54:00	Dave [Kil]	What’s his fiancée’s name? Morgan Bell?
01:42:52:17	01:42:52:24	Chris [GM]	Morgan.
01:42:54:11	01:42:56:11	Chris [GM]	No. Just Morgan.
01:42:56:18	01:42:58:06	Steve [Bief]	Smith or… Smithson?
01:42:58:11	01:42:59:29	Chris [GM]	No, they didn’t get married yet
01:43:00:02	01:43:00:09	Steve [Bief]	Oh.
01:43:01:08	01:43:03:24	Chris [GM]	and I just happen don’t think they would have ever gotten married
01:43:03:19	01:43:05:19	Dave [Kil]	Did you have a problem with his groin?
01:43:08:04	01:43:09:08	Dave [Kil]	You heard the question?
01:43:09:27	01:43:12:20	Chris [GM]	am I intimidated by the size of them? No
01:43:10:26	01:43:11:19	Dave [Kil]	Yes!
01:43:13:02	01:43:21:13	Dave [Kil]	Maybe Bell… Morgan. Maybe Morgan saw something on him. You didn’t.
01:43:22:26	01:43:27:19	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if she saw anything about the loser maybe money Smithson is probably the richest people in town
01:43:30:07	01:43:30:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	not
01:43:31:10	01:43:34:11	Chris [GM]	we’d just like hunting It’s about one of our pride.
01:43:37:05	01:43:40:22	Chris [GM]	Remember, it doesn’t cost very much to live here in this public town.
01:43:41:23	01:43:48:25	Chris [GM]	You can get by a week’s worth of living costs with four gold pieces apparently.
01:43:50:29	01:43:52:09	Dave [Kil]	And you know where the rest goes.
01:43:53:20	01:43:55:05	Steve [Bief]	In liquid form.
01:43:56:15	01:43:58:03	Dave [Kil]	I do pull that out for a second
01:43:59:17	01:44:01:21	Chris [GM]	And he kind of leans over to you guys.
01:44:00:23	01:44:02:12	Steve [Bief]	What are you going to do with that, my lord?
01:44:03:20	01:44:10:02	Chris [GM]	He leans o’er and puts his mouth up to his side and he’s like, can we be out of the way?
01:44:04:17	01:44:05:19	Dave [Kil]	let’s go into the government
01:44:11:07	01:44:21:08	Chris [GM]	Morgan’s available now. You know what I mean? And he pulls out a purple letter Purple love letter I think she had other parents pass
01:44:22:11	01:44:28:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	from Morgan what beautiful paper interesting
01:44:28:21	01:44:31:11	Steve [Bief]	Do you know the history of this paper, m’lady?
01:44:31:22	01:44:35:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	we will discuss it outside
01:44:32:02	01:44:35:02	Chris [GM]	He’s really prideful about it Really proud, boastful about
01:44:35:06	01:44:35:18	Dave [Kil]	beef
01:44:37:11	01:44:43:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, I think that that’s what that- um…
01:44:37:20	01:44:38:12	Dave [Kil]	read this
01:44:38:25	01:44:40:29	Steve [Bief]	Uh, yes, my Lord.
01:44:43:25	01:44:46:03	Dave [Kil]	he better be worth his salt by the time we get him
01:44:46:23	01:44:47:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh.
01:44:47:14	01:44:54:08	Steve [Bief]	Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
01:44:55:18	01:44:57:06	Dave [Kil]	and make sure that is actually what it says
01:44:57:03	01:44:58:22	Steve [Bief]	What does that actually say?
01:44:58:23	01:45:02:26	Chris [GM]	It’s a love letter addressed to Shooter from
01:45:02:14	01:45:08:28	Steve [Bief]	Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer has all too short a date.
01:45:09:06	01:45:10:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s not half bad.
01:45:11:10	01:45:12:09	Steve [Bief]	Thank you my lady.
01:45:16:05	01:45:16:18	Dave [Kil]	Shooter.
01:45:17:03	01:45:17:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah
01:45:18:06	01:45:20:09	Dave [Kil]	No, that’s what it says. It says shooter.
01:45:22:16	01:45:23:16	Dave [Kil]	Kilby is dead.
01:45:27:09	01:45:29:06	Steve [Bief]	I agree with shooter.
01:45:28:16	01:45:29:14	Chris [GM]	It’s a love letter.
01:45:29:23	01:45:34:05	Dave [Kil]	I know! And then I was going to go into the love letter part. Shooter is dead?
01:45:32:19	01:45:36:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah. Okay, go ahead. No, no. This was written before the death. Yeah?
01:45:35:19	01:45:36:05	Dave [Kil]	Oh, okay.
01:45:38:04	01:45:40:27	Dave [Kil]	Was it written to… Like, the love level was written to Shooter?
01:45:41:04	01:45:44:16	Steve [Bief]	You know, You could just let him tell us what is on the love letter.
01:45:44:23	01:45:50:12	Chris [GM]	Oh, yes, sure. Yes, yes. Okay.
01:45:44:24	01:45:49:26	Dave [Kil]	Okay. Let’s do the voiceover exchange here.
01:45:51:22	01:45:52:05	Dave [Kil]	Shooter
01:45:53:26	01:45:55:27	Chris [GM]	We’re not reading the same thing. This could be way too hard.
01:45:55:22	01:45:59:29	Dave [Kil]	No, no, no. I was just going to start with Shooter. Shooter
01:45:57:17	01:46:08:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, yes! All right, ready? Shooter, I find myself thinking about you more and more. I hope that in my dreams you dream of me. I wish to be yours.
01:46:09:04	01:46:20:29	Chris [GM]	But Kilby has asked me to wed And I fear That I must go that way Love Morgan
01:46:24:29	01:46:27:11	Dave [Kil]	Love, Morgan P.S.
01:46:27:25	01:46:29:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	His groin is very swollen.
01:46:31:13	01:46:33:29	Dave [Kil]	His groin has recovered well from the swollen waste
01:46:36:00	01:46:37:16	Dave [Kil]	All hail The horny stack
01:46:39:22	01:46:45:28	Chris [GM]	Anyways It’s just a generic love letter That was written Addressed to Shooter
01:46:40:18	01:46:51:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	A-K-A Um, is there a date on it?
01:46:46:05	01:46:47:25	Dave [Kil]	Alright Okay
01:46:47:07	01:46:55:29	Chris [GM]	Written on Purple Parks one um yeah sure
01:46:55:29	01:47:05:26	Chris [GM]	uh the date on the paper seems to be from a week ago music
01:47:09:03	01:47:12:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, and I never we still have that purple letter that we got from Morticia
01:47:13:16	01:47:23:26	Chris [GM]	half torn and halfway as you look down on it it’s yeah that’s exactly i was like then look at it i’m
01:47:14:08	01:47:16:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	He never even read- he hasn’t even read that.
01:47:19:09	01:47:22:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	I suck! I suck at that
01:47:19:16	01:47:21:24	Steve [Bief]	You pick up the item, but don’t look at the item description?
01:47:23:26	01:47:32:14	Chris [GM]	not gonna say anything you still have it i mean go ahead all right it’s very dirty
01:47:24:19	01:47:25:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:47:25:10	01:47:27:20	Steve [Bief]	We have to go pause and go into our inventory.
01:47:25:21	01:47:31:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m really bad Okay, so i’m gonna open that up and compare the two
01:47:28:05	01:47:29:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:47:28:22	01:47:29:20	Steve [Bief]	It’s a key item.
01:47:33:13	01:47:34:07	Steve [Bief]	Sorry, my lady.
01:47:34:19	01:47:36:05	Chris [GM]	it’s addressed
01:47:35:26	01:47:38:00	Dave [Kil]	Why did you give it to him To hold
01:47:39:14	01:47:44:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	who haven’t seen everything? I don’t know why He smells like shit
01:47:44:26	01:47:46:29	Dave [Kil]	But he I mean He’s got a strong back
01:47:48:19	01:47:49:04	Chris [GM]	It’s
01:47:49:24	01:47:51:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re doing great
01:47:51:12	01:47:52:11	Steve [Bief]	Thanks, my lady.
01:47:52:24	01:47:59:18	Chris [GM]	the love letter It’s the second half of it, so you can’t see who it’s addressed to. Very dirty
01:48:01:24	01:48:05:27	Chris [GM]	and it’s got the dirt on it from the farm or whatever because that’s where
01:48:06:21	01:48:07:19	Dave [Kil]	plowed field
01:48:08:27	01:48:09:25	Chris [GM]	And
01:48:14:02	01:48:25:18	Chris [GM]	But strangely You do recognize some of the wording is pretty similar to the letter that you just read from Shooter. But it doesn’t have
01:48:23:07	01:48:24:14	Dave [Kil]	Where does Morgan live
01:48:25:18	01:48:29:03	Chris [GM]	a name addressed to it, and at the end, it says Gan.
01:48:29:24	01:48:30:26	Dave [Kil]	Gam
01:48:31:02	01:48:33:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, like the second half of the word Morgan.
01:48:33:02	01:48:35:02	Dave [Kil]	Oh Gam Okay
01:48:35:21	01:48:37:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s written in half, right?
01:48:36:05	01:48:36:23	Dave [Kil]	Um
01:48:36:14	01:48:38:10	Steve [Bief]	And then in parentheses it says bell.
01:48:39:02	01:48:39:06	Chris [GM]	No.
01:48:44:25	01:48:45:13	Dave [Kil]	Uh
01:48:47:03	01:48:47:25	Chris [GM]	just in town.
01:48:47:16	01:48:50:15	Dave [Kil]	Is it over by the church, the bell tower?
01:48:50:25	01:48:52:17	Chris [GM]	It is kind of close to the church, yeah.
01:48:53:21	01:48:53:25	Dave [Kil]	Hmm.
01:48:55:27	01:48:56:29	Chris [GM]	Close to the library
01:48:56:22	01:49:01:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	definitely think we should have a child. So let’s go…
01:48:58:28	01:48:59:28	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. Yeah.
01:49:03:22	01:49:04:07	Chris [GM]	Pause.
01:49:06:27	01:49:09:26	Dave [Kil]	Talk some of us ourselves close to the bell power.
01:49:08:20	01:49:08:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
01:49:11:05	01:49:22:16	Dave [Kil]	Yes, I think we should go there and make sure that we have all the letters soiled and non-soiled I feel if we start
01:49:23:11	01:49:24:14	Dave [Kil]	by bringing
01:49:26:19	01:49:28:18	Dave [Kil]	smelly over here beef
01:49:30:06	01:49:35:04	Dave [Kil]	We can start with beef Let’s do a biological attack first.
01:49:37:02	01:49:39:16	Dave [Kil]	Good cop, bad cop.
01:49:37:10	01:49:47:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	right easy of course naturally we’ll dull
01:49:43:26	01:49:49:24	Dave [Kil]	Biological attack. We will get all the information
01:49:47:01	01:49:50:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	her senses all we have to do is put them through
01:49:50:29	01:50:00:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	the door of course lovely okay
01:49:51:12	01:49:54:14	Dave [Kil]	and ask about her taxes
01:49:56:08	01:49:59:27	Dave [Kil]	interrogate her parents sell them into slavery
01:50:00:08	01:50:06:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think that maybe what to say first and then
01:50:06:10	01:50:13:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	we’ll decide if enslavery is an option because we will be there you’re
01:50:12:09	01:50:13:07	Dave [Kil]	tempered
01:50:15:12	01:50:26:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	good call um that’s okay
01:50:19:07	01:50:21:05	Dave [Kil]	your parents didn’t love you
01:50:19:21	01:50:19:27	Steve [Bief]	lord.
01:50:21:21	01:50:22:23	Steve [Bief]	Well, yes.
01:50:21:23	01:50:23:16	Chris [GM]	Gosh, I missed a whole lot apparently!
01:50:24:27	01:50:25:11	Chris [GM]	Jeez!
01:50:26:07	01:50:29:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	but i i am i look I’m
01:50:27:22	01:50:37:28	Dave [Kil]	don’t say that no, you don’t we are educating him to sell him at a higher price once we get Decentral
01:50:31:24	01:50:32:15	Chris [GM]	Don’t lie!
01:50:37:21	01:50:42:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think that you have shetential
01:50:37:28	01:50:40:14	Dave [Kil]	to cover his parents’ taxes
01:50:42:23	01:50:43:14	Dave [Kil]	shetential
01:50:43:29	01:50:50:14	Chris [GM]	Um… There’s a couple other things I – yeah, we’re good.
01:50:46:25	01:50:49:27	Steve [Bief]	There’s great consistency in your plays.
01:50:51:08	01:50:53:17	Steve [Bief]	Consistency is important to me.
01:50:51:20	01:50:56:00	Chris [GM]	So Shooter says, hey, can I get my letter back? And he asks for his letter back.
01:50:54:22	01:51:05:01	Dave [Kil]	no, I’m sorry we will bring it back to you we have to go talk to Morgan first is that okay? if not But I will have to visit your parents.
01:50:57:22	01:51:17:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	and I
01:50:58:01	01:50:58:24	Chris [GM]	This is mine.
01:51:05:05	01:51:07:07	Chris [GM]	Heck no. I want my letterback, man. It’s mine.
01:51:06:29	01:51:09:01	Dave [Kil]	I start to unsheathe my sword.
01:51:09:13	01:51:20:11	Chris [GM]	What is this? Guard! He yells up to the guard who you guys just recently spoke to and turns around and he’s like, knock it off. Give him his letterback.
01:51:17:26	01:51:20:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	reach to unbutton my blast when it’s a turtle night
01:51:21:14	01:51:22:21	Steve [Bief]	Foiled again!
01:51:22:10	01:51:23:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh no
01:51:22:21	01:51:24:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:51:27:11	01:51:29:22	Chris [GM]	Roll in intimidation. Let’s see if this is even working.
01:51:29:22	01:51:31:14	Steve [Bief]	You have a proficiency on that.
01:51:31:02	01:51:35:24	Dave [Kil]	Oh yeah, I do. I do? I have a plus three in intimidation.
01:51:36:16	01:51:36:27	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:51:37:19	01:51:39:29	Dave [Kil]	It’s not going to do me any good. Eight.
01:51:40:02	01:51:44:20	Chris [GM]	So the guard asks you, hey put The sword down or there’ll be trouble Give your letter back
01:51:45:29	01:51:47:20	Chris [GM]	You’re going to have to give that letter back
01:51:47:03	01:51:50:03	Dave [Kil]	What was his name again? Shooter.
01:51:49:02	01:51:49:17	Chris [GM]	Shooter
01:51:51:04	01:51:55:20	Dave [Kil]	No, the guard’s name. Gary. I just make an annotation of that.
01:51:51:24	01:52:01:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Hello bird!
01:51:52:02	01:51:52:19	Steve [Bief]	Gary
01:51:52:08	01:51:53:23	Chris [GM]	Gary, yeah thanks
01:51:55:28	01:52:03:27	Dave [Kil]	I go outside and it’s just
01:52:00:26	01:52:01:22	Chris [GM]	Another bird
01:52:03:27	01:52:13:03	Dave [Kil]	exhausted.
01:52:10:07	01:52:16:28	Chris [GM]	It’s the same bird
01:52:14:11	01:52:17:25	Dave [Kil]	And they tuck the note in as to save her.
01:52:16:28	01:52:28:24	Chris [GM]	What the
01:52:16:29	01:52:18:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:52:17:18	01:52:18:07	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
01:52:18:04	01:52:28:10	Steve [Bief]	Smash cut to central again at the Owlry
01:52:20:16	01:52:22:03	Dave [Kil]	It heads off to Central.
01:52:28:10	01:52:36:13	Steve [Bief]	He got it from his mentor, you know That’s where it came from
01:52:28:24	01:52:29:22	Chris [GM]	hell kill
01:52:31:11	01:52:32:19	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:52:34:18	01:52:35:23	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh
01:52:37:07	01:52:39:29	Chris [GM]	Alright Shooter gets his letter back
01:52:42:12	01:52:44:04	Chris [GM]	What would you guys like
01:52:44:07	01:52:48:08	Dave [Kil]	We’re going to go talk to Morgan next, yeah, next to the bell tower.
01:52:44:24	01:52:49:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah we need to see. Yep Morgan’s apartment
01:52:45:17	01:52:55:09	Chris [GM]	You want to go find Morgan Okay, Shooter tells you where you can find Morgan. That she is most likely at her apartment.
01:52:56:19	01:52:57:26	Dave [Kil]	Does she live with her parents?
01:53:00:02	01:53:03:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s see here… No, she doesn’t actually. She lives there alone.
01:53:03:21	01:53:05:05	Dave [Kil]	Oh good, she can pay taxes then.
01:53:06:12	01:53:06:27	Steve [Bief]	big girl
01:53:07:20	01:53:14:25	Chris [GM]	All right, as you get to Morgan’s apartment You see that it’s actually kind of dark And the lights are out
01:53:09:24	01:53:11:26	Steve [Bief]	I’m going to the privy.
01:53:16:09	01:53:18:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, you’re going to… Oh yeah
01:53:18:04	01:53:20:20	Dave [Kil]	Oh you’re going through the real privy? Yeah. Oh, okay.
01:53:20:06	01:53:23:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	no this is great um
01:53:24:20	01:53:30:04	Dave [Kil]	Okay, so we actually – can we look at the windows to see if anything’s open?
01:53:30:23	01:53:31:11	Chris [GM]	Sure
01:53:31:11	01:53:34:25	Dave [Kil]	Okay. I’m going to check the windows just to see it yet.
01:53:36:10	01:53:38:08	Dave [Kil]	I’ll investigate. Oh, wow, Nat 20.
01:53:38:12	01:53:44:10	Chris [GM]	Excellent Yeah, the window is open. Not like open-open, but you could open it.
01:53:41:16	01:53:48:29	Dave [Kil]	Okay. But like enough. So I’m gonna just slightly open that up. I’mma look inside to see If I Can See Anything.
01:53:48:04	01:53:48:14	Chris [GM]	Mm-hmm.
01:53:49:06	01:54:01:04	Dave [Kil]	I’ma pick beef up and I’m goin’ to quite literally just chuck him right through the window that’s our biological attack yeah that’s what we planned while you were on the phone
01:53:54:25	01:53:55:21	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:53:58:08	01:54:04:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	do you have he’s just
01:53:58:17	01:53:59:19	Chris [GM]	Your biological attack?
01:54:01:02	01:54:02:10	Chris [GM]	What was that?
01:54:06:01	01:54:08:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	he’s a natural
01:54:09:24	01:54:13:22	Dave [Kil]	him in and the smell is just going to emanate throughout
01:54:10:03	01:54:10:20	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:54:13:22	01:54:23:13	Dave [Kil]	the apartment so if anyone’s in there they are going to be running out unless she has no sense
01:54:13:24	01:54:14:14	Chris [GM]	Permeate.
01:54:15:13	01:54:21:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	eyes watering nothing happens
01:54:26:19	01:54:36:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	as a tax collector you obviously have clearance to enter can
01:54:35:15	01:54:43:19	Dave [Kil]	though can you can you roll can you role to see if she’s Yeah, I need to collect.
01:54:37:02	01:54:37:19	Chris [GM]	Clearance!
01:54:38:23	01:54:47:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	you roll for her because if she hasn’t paid the appropriate tax percentage then he’s allowed to
01:54:43:08	01:54:44:28	Chris [GM]	There’s no one there to answer.
01:54:47:27	01:54:56:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	enter the premises. So
01:54:48:08	01:54:49:14	Dave [Kil]	Silver candlesticks?
01:54:49:05	01:54:56:00	Chris [GM]	I would say that in this case, I prefer the person who’d need to be present to be able to report what their actual taxes were.
01:54:57:06	01:54:59:18	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, that’s the thing is because I have it written.
01:54:59:07	01:55:10:10	Chris [GM]	You can certainly take note of her items and whatever and see if it’s worth going after her, but you’d have to roll an investigation check
01:55:00:04	01:55:18:02	Dave [Kil]	Do you
01:55:03:21	01:55:10:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	won’t,
01:55:10:28	01:55:17:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	we’re not going to get in trouble. I’m just making sure.
01:55:14:00	01:55:15:05	Chris [GM]	I mean, there’s no one there.
01:55:18:02	01:55:23:02	Dave [Kil]	see this snappy black suit in my armband? I dare them!
01:55:20:28	01:55:21:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes.
01:55:24:10	01:55:33:13	Dave [Kil]	The Gilverschreks? Is that what it is? Glavarek?! The Glaverisk family will not be harmed.
01:55:27:14	01:55:29:11	Chris [GM]	i don’t remember let me see
01:55:34:12	01:55:37:00	Chris [GM]	glaveresses i can’t say it
01:55:35:24	01:55:37:09	Dave [Kil]	Daddy as part of Parliament
01:55:37:01	01:55:40:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, silly me.
01:55:38:14	01:55:38:28	Dave [Kil]	so
01:55:42:26	01:55:44:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	I know the history of your life.
01:55:46:02	01:55:55:06	Dave [Kil]	the glaveresques okay, so can you please just tell Beef to open the door? Beef!
01:55:53:10	01:55:53:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes.
01:56:03:01	01:56:05:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	And I am never going to unsee that.
01:56:07:02	01:56:09:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m gonna just take these off for a minute.
01:56:10:01	01:56:10:26	Dave [Kil]	this is a
01:56:12:16	01:56:19:13	Dave [Kil]	Morgan’s never going to be able to come back no beef
01:56:14:24	01:56:16:14	Chris [GM]	she’s gonna walk in her homie like
01:56:16:14	01:56:28:24	Chris [GM]	dang it
01:56:16:29	01:56:18:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:56:19:06	01:56:21:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:56:19:13	01:56:41:23	Dave [Kil]	shame on
01:56:23:29	01:56:28:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, why have we not talked about how his name is THAT relevant?
01:56:31:10	01:56:33:07	Chris [GM]	that took us way too long
01:56:36:17	01:56:37:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh my gosh!
01:56:38:17	01:56:49:19	Chris [GM]	shame on us shame on us oh my gosh amazing uh
01:56:41:23	01:56:42:16	Dave [Kil]	us
01:56:42:17	01:56:43:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Beef stew…
01:56:50:11	01:57:00:18	Dave [Kil]	so as she’s beefing in the middle of the kitchen uh i’m just gonna check the door within that 20 is the door open okay
01:56:58:14	01:57:00:05	Chris [GM]	definitely locked but the window was open
01:57:02:03	01:57:07:16	Dave [Kil]	I’m just going to like can I make a can I may make an athletics check
01:57:05:02	01:57:27:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean if you give me a boost your
01:57:08:26	01:57:14:07	Dave [Kil]	uh an acrobatics check no athletics check and I’ll lift you in
01:57:15:25	01:57:24:02	Chris [GM]	you’re saying you can’t get in the windows what you’re said
01:57:15:29	01:57:26:14	Dave [Kil]	that’s a d12 i gotta get rid of that thing uh no no uh nine i no no no i’m saying that i probably can’t even lift her with a nine
01:57:27:04	01:57:30:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	suit is too tight and you can’t bring
01:57:27:28	01:57:28:13	Dave [Kil]	like
01:57:30:11	01:57:55:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	your leg up we
01:57:31:04	01:57:42:13	Chris [GM]	at this point one of the town guards starts to walk by here kind of whistling and i’m gonna see if there’s just a little suspicion because tell me what tell me how
01:57:38:21	01:57:41:11	Dave [Kil]	dear god lady what did you eat last night
01:57:42:13	01:57:48:20	Chris [GM]	How are you guys going to pretend like You’re not up to anything nefarious And that’ll determine whether I have advantage Or disadvantage on this role
01:57:48:29	01:57:50:16	Steve [Bief]	Here, just to play beef.
01:57:50:28	01:57:54:02	Chris [GM]	He’s already been You’ve already been deployed into the room
01:57:52:12	01:57:54:03	Dave [Kil]	beef has been deployed
01:57:53:29	01:58:01:07	Steve [Bief]	Wait, what happened to me? What do I see in the house?
01:57:55:26	01:57:58:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	threw you in the window into
01:57:55:29	01:57:58:15	Dave [Kil]	we threw you in the window as an instinct bomb
01:58:00:01	01:58:02:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	the house and you got so nervous that
01:58:02:18	01:58:26:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	you started pooping on the floor I
01:58:04:29	01:58:06:04	Chris [GM]	Apparently, I guess
01:58:05:08	01:58:10:00	Dave [Kil]	there’s no one in there. We wanted you to open the door but you were beefing
01:58:12:23	01:58:17:11	Steve [Bief]	Can I do a constitution saving throw to see if I can stop beefing?
01:58:16:24	01:58:20:09	Chris [GM]	This poor woman is gonna come home Yeah, sure
01:58:21:18	01:58:22:23	Steve [Bief]	That’s, um…
01:58:22:29	01:58:24:02	Dave [Kil]	That’s a nat 1!
01:58:26:11	01:58:34:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	mean
01:58:27:07	01:58:30:22	Chris [GM]	From his own smell He’s passed out. He’s laying on the floor.
01:58:29:29	01:58:30:28	Steve [Bief]	Oh crap!
01:58:30:23	01:58:33:19	Dave [Kil]	And you will now have lifelong hemorrhoids
01:58:34:03	01:58:35:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, gosh.
01:58:38:08	01:58:43:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I have never seen the odds so heavily stacked…against
01:58:42:16	01:58:43:04	Chris [GM]	a person.
01:58:42:17	01:58:45:13	Steve [Bief]	I know. I’m a complete statistical anomaly.
01:58:46:19	01:58:51:19	Chris [GM]	So the guard is coming. What are you guys going to do to look less suspicious?
01:58:47:03	01:58:58:05	Dave [Kil]	You rolled a nat 1 I’m going to lift her and as we see the guard coming around the corner, I just fumble and have her fall on top of me
01:58:58:05	01:58:59:25	Dave [Kil]	and I’m like damn it giggle woman
01:59:02:19	01:59:04:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	i’ve never-WOOOOO!
01:59:06:07	01:59:08:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	i’ve uh, listen there’s some
01:59:08:14	01:59:09:16	Chris [GM]	It’s a gnat one.
01:59:12:15	01:59:15:05	Chris [GM]	Hey, dude, get a room and then he just keeps walking.
01:59:13:13	01:59:14:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
01:59:14:12	01:59:15:11	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
01:59:14:22	01:59:16:19	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
01:59:16:18	01:59:22:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	and then just pull up a book and hide my face oh my goodness
01:59:18:27	01:59:24:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay. All right. You were now free to attempt to do what you were going to be
01:59:19:27	01:59:20:16	Dave [Kil]	Good job
01:59:24:05	01:59:31:27	Dave [Kil]	all right beef no should
01:59:24:08	01:59:25:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	all right
01:59:26:26	01:59:30:20	Steve [Bief]	I’ll do a constitution saving throws and see if they wake up. No.
01:59:31:27	01:59:54:12	Dave [Kil]	we just leave him it’s
01:59:37:13	01:59:40:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	can just live there.
01:59:43:03	01:59:45:09	Steve [Bief]	I am never taking a potty break again.
01:59:46:17	01:59:48:19	Chris [GM]	Apparently Clearly, this was the plan all along.
01:59:47:04	01:59:53:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Wait, wait, let me do an athletics check. What do I use for that? Is it dexterity?
01:59:54:12	01:59:57:18	Dave [Kil]	athletics is uh acrobatics and dexterity
01:59:57:13	01:59:57:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay.
01:59:59:12	02:00:00:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, I’ll do athletics.
02:00:02:13	02:00:02:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	14.
02:00:03:04	02:00:03:24	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
02:00:04:08	02:00:07:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Wait, does that have to be 15 because I have… No.
02:00:07:25	02:00:14:08	Dave [Kil]	have a plus to anything what’s what is your actual
02:00:10:02	02:00:11:12	Chris [GM]	What are you trying to do?
02:00:11:26	02:00:14:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m trying to jump in through the window because you did it.
02:00:14:08	02:00:20:07	Dave [Kil]	dexterary what’s your actual strength and dexterity total yes you have A Plus
02:00:18:08	02:00:18:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	14.
02:00:20:07	02:00:28:01	Dave [Kil]	You Have A Plus One so if you roll the 14 you add a plus one too yeah so you did get 15
02:00:23:13	02:00:27:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	okay sweet I need to notate that
02:00:28:02	02:00:35:29	Chris [GM]	You are able to enter into the ground floor level of this home open window with no problems.
02:00:37:09	02:00:47:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	even in my robes oh my gosh it’s everywhere
02:00:38:23	02:00:41:21	Steve [Bief]	it’s a good thing the mayor isn’t here to see what he’s
02:00:41:19	02:00:42:25	Chris [GM]	What have I done?
02:00:45:14	02:00:46:06	Dave [Kil]	okay
02:00:48:13	02:00:51:06	Steve [Bief]	you have to do a constitution saving throw at this point
02:00:51:12	02:00:57:10	Dave [Kil]	we’re all gonna lose because we pass out
02:00:51:19	02:00:53:02	Chris [GM]	You definitely do.
02:00:51:28	02:00:52:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	yeah
02:00:53:03	02:00:54:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:00:57:10	02:01:06:13	Dave [Kil]	they all passed
02:00:57:17	02:00:58:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	we’re good
02:00:59:08	02:01:04:06	Chris [GM]	And the mystery was never solved! Who killed Kilby? We’ll never know.
02:01:00:17	02:01:03:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	it was 14 plus 1 again
02:01:01:08	02:01:01:28	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:01:07:12	02:01:12:14	Steve [Bief]	nevara just like pulls her little turtleneck up over her nose it’s fine
02:01:10:17	02:01:14:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	and I reach out at my quarterstaff and just smack him
02:01:19:22	02:01:21:02	Chris [GM]	Alright, this wakes you up, B.
02:01:21:04	02:01:22:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	be pleased
02:01:23:07	02:01:24:25	Steve [Bief]	five more minutes my lord
02:01:25:13	02:01:29:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	We don’t have five minutes. I’ll be dead! I’ll Be Dead I need you
02:01:29:14	02:01:30:26	Chris [GM]	would you like to do in this room?
02:01:30:26	02:01:39:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	And i’m like, i grab the I rip the drapes off of The window and i throw them to him Just wipe this up with that I don’t even care
02:01:39:06	02:01:49:11	Dave [Kil]	put it in your bag you made more of a mess
02:01:39:13	02:01:44:10	Steve [Bief]	lady of course and so I’m going to do a quick cleaning check
02:01:40:28	02:01:52:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh it’s horrible
02:01:48:12	02:01:50:18	Chris [GM]	The drape is just smearing it
02:01:54:06	02:01:56:06	Steve [Bief]	I do a 12-year-old’s job.
02:01:54:09	02:01:54:28	Chris [GM]	Contaminating
02:01:56:29	02:01:58:24	Chris [GM]	It’s accurate on me.
02:01:58:11	02:02:03:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s a doorknob
02:02:00:07	02:02:02:16	Dave [Kil]	open the front door beef
02:02:03:13	02:02:04:28	Steve [Bief]	Yes my lord, yes my lord.
02:02:06:23	02:02:09:02	Dave [Kil]	the floor and it just is streaking
02:02:10:23	02:02:20:06	Steve [Bief]	Alright, so I tried to open the door but I rolled an 11 at minus 2 dexterity So My hands are too sticky To be able to operate The handle
02:02:21:21	02:02:22:23	Steve [Bief]	Sorry m’lady
02:02:25:02	02:02:34:00	Dave [Kil]	door grab tear another drape down and use it
02:02:26:08	02:02:28:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	I can’t touch it I can
02:02:35:03	02:02:39:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	No And i put it over my hand And turn it And it’s sliding until it dries
02:02:36:28	02:02:45:10	Steve [Bief]	telling you
02:02:40:22	02:02:50:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	I don’t - DON’T SPEAK!
02:02:49:22	02:02:59:29	Dave [Kil]	i go in and i just light the gas lamps and there’s just crap everywhere um can i make
02:02:53:13	02:02:54:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:02:54:06	02:02:55:02	Chris [GM]	Boom!
02:02:59:29	02:03:10:14	Dave [Kil]	an investigation check because if she was if she were marrying for money it doesn’t make sense for her to have a multi-floor apartment in a place
02:03:10:14	02:03:14:11	Dave [Kil]	like this. Investigation check
02:03:12:03	02:03:13:04	Chris [GM]	Sure, go ahead.
02:03:15:25	02:03:20:04	Dave [Kil]	That’s a 20, not a nat 20 A 20 18 plus 2
02:03:17:11	02:03:17:29	Chris [GM]	Wow.
02:03:20:03	02:03:21:29	Steve [Bief]	I wonder what that would feel like?
02:03:20:09	02:03:21:04	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
02:03:22:14	02:03:27:22	Chris [GM]	You look around and are in Morgan’s room. That’s where the window opened up too.
02:03:28:29	02:03:30:19	Steve [Bief]	You’ll want to leave that window open.
02:03:30:08	02:03:34:15	Dave [Kil]	Oh that wasn’t a drape, that was her comforter Oh
02:03:36:01	02:03:38:20	Steve [Bief]	I can put it back, my lord! Okay.
02:03:38:29	02:03:41:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Just leave it, just leave it.
02:03:41:06	02:03:42:28	Steve [Bief]	Wait, I’m getting mixed messages.
02:03:44:16	02:03:46:03	Steve [Bief]	What do you want me to do, m’lady?
02:03:47:07	02:03:53:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	I just want you to step away from whatever cleans that up I want you go stand over there
02:03:53:22	02:03:57:26	Chris [GM]	in your thoughts you’re like i better get a nobel prize for making this boy smart
02:03:54:04	02:03:54:28	Steve [Bief]	Yes, m’day.
02:03:59:18	02:04:03:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	You wanna talk about taxes? Do you have any idea what the rate’s gonna be for this?!
02:04:07:28	02:04:19:17	Chris [GM]	investigation you do find something rather curious. You’re in the room, there are a desk there’s a bed, there’s like
02:04:19:17	02:04:24:01	Chris [GM]	a big dresser that starts singing to you be our guest and I’m kidding
02:04:26:23	02:04:38:10	Chris [GM]	anyways on the desk you see that there is a stack of purple parchment paper half of it seems to
02:04:38:10	02:04:45:28	Chris [GM]	be missing It’s in a bin that, you know, You can tell it could be pulled up to it with them out. And it looks like It’s getting kind of low-ish, right?
02:04:48:01	02:04:49:23	Chris [GM]	But strangely You don’t see
02:04:52:04	02:05:03:03	Chris [GM]	Quill or Ink or anything like that To write on this part of the papers Or anything Um You also see In the corner Where her Next to the big dresser
02:05:03:03	02:05:09:19	Chris [GM]	You see a pair of boots And on those boots I mean You had to get a DC18 To get all this information So I want you to know
02:05:09:19	02:05:16:03	Chris [GM]	you are raking it in um on those boots there is a uh there’s some mud on it
02:05:21:03	02:05:22:03	Dave [Kil]	A red color.
02:05:23:19	02:05:26:12	Dave [Kil]	Does it smell like wheat?
02:05:27:08	02:05:29:02	Steve [Bief]	Do you need me to smell this, my lord?
02:05:28:28	02:05:31:25	Dave [Kil]	Does it smell like wheat, beef?
02:05:32:28	02:05:33:11	Steve [Bief]	Investigation.
02:05:34:23	02:05:35:18	Dave [Kil]	No!
02:05:37:01	02:05:43:28	Chris [GM]	i so hope one of these times we get an at 20 just so we can see what happens yeah
02:05:39:16	02:05:42:22	Dave [Kil]	I don’t think he can smell anything.
02:05:44:00	02:05:45:28	Steve [Bief]	What do you want me to answer, my Lord?
02:05:44:04	02:05:46:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	it’ll have something to do with poop
02:05:46:02	02:05:47:01	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:05:47:28	02:05:49:18	Steve [Bief]	It is what you said it is.
02:05:49:28	02:05:57:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m going to take a little chunk of this dirt and I’m gonna put it in a handkerchief I’ve been folded up and put it in my pocket.
02:05:59:02	02:06:04:13	Dave [Kil]	going to take the boots and I’m going to look at the angle
02:06:00:14	02:06:01:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, um…
02:06:03:26	02:06:07:05	Steve [Bief]	I think they already know that someone has broken in into their house.
02:06:08:08	02:06:11:08	Chris [GM]	would suggest you guys just hightail it out of there
02:06:09:04	02:06:10:25	Dave [Kil]	Just basically
02:06:11:08	02:06:12:20	Steve [Bief]	Leave no evidence!
02:06:13:13	02:06:20:19	Dave [Kil]	the bed to make it look like someone got really drunk with someone, they wandered in They did their deed They shit the bed
02:06:18:20	02:06:24:29	Chris [GM]	why don’t you roll a let’s uh let’s roll for uh just to roll d20 and if you get 15 above we’ll
02:06:26:07	02:06:27:02	Steve [Bief]	The deception.
02:06:28:28	02:06:31:01	Steve [Bief]	Do you want me… Should I rule, my lard?
02:06:32:15	02:06:38:02	Dave [Kil]	Is your deception better? Yeah no I’ll have
02:06:33:04	02:06:39:09	Chris [GM]	deception high i mean if you work together i’ll allow an
02:06:36:12	02:06:40:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I don’t
02:06:41:13	02:06:42:29	Dave [Kil]	Just please roll an assist
02:06:46:04	02:06:50:01	Dave [Kil]	It’s a D20 and then plus you’re two
02:06:46:10	02:06:56:24	Chris [GM]	advantage wow okay well guys how would you like to describe what you’ve done to this room and make it look like it wasn’t you.
02:06:46:27	02:06:50:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	19.
02:06:52:16	02:06:53:05	Dave [Kil]	She
02:06:55:21	02:07:01:07	Dave [Kil]	She has done a lot of research, like blood spatter research.
02:07:01:21	02:07:08:24	Dave [Kil]	But we’re just applying that to crap right now. No!
02:07:03:10	02:07:03:23	Steve [Bief]	Forensics.
02:07:05:29	02:07:08:12	Chris [GM]	I’m going to write red rum on the wall?
02:07:06:08	02:07:07:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	Poop spatter
02:07:10:20	02:07:12:11	Steve [Bief]	It’s really more brown, anyway.
02:07:10:21	02:07:15:19	Dave [Kil]	Can you just ruffle up the bed to make it look like someone did their deed and shat
02:07:17:16	02:07:24:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	beef this is a job no no no i have a task for you actually
02:07:17:17	02:07:20:07	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lady? Oh! Right, right, right.
02:07:18:17	02:07:19:10	Chris [GM]	Lay down.
02:07:23:18	02:07:25:05	Steve [Bief]	Oh! Yes, m’lady.
02:07:24:11	02:07:35:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	I need you to lay on the bed and twist um three times clockwise and once counterclockwise okay so you’re gonna twist
02:07:27:01	02:07:28:00	Steve [Bief]	Ah, yes, m’day.
02:07:35:22	02:07:43:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	this way one two three awesome now twist back this
02:07:36:16	02:07:37:26	Steve [Bief]	Okay, my lady, okay.
02:07:38:11	02:07:41:21	Chris [GM]	Just start making that sound whoop, whoop-whoop-whip-whoo
02:07:44:09	02:07:51:29	Steve [Bief]	I don’t do a very good job. I keep going one direction and then the other and then just… I definitely… I ride! I ride.
02:07:51:28	02:07:54:02	Chris [GM]	it’s making the bed look kind of nice
02:07:56:07	02:07:58:02	Steve [Bief]	Is this satisfactory, m’llady?
02:07:59:23	02:08:09:27	Dave [Kil]	gonna take a piece of paper and I have plenty of quills because I need to update my scrolls i’m just gonna hand it to be
02:08:09:27	02:08:18:21	Dave [Kil]	to write a note in his scribbly handwriting that says thanks for the f shack dirty mike and the boys
02:08:18:10	02:08:26:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	way I think
02:08:23:21	02:08:32:21	Steve [Bief]	in this small town where everybody knows everybody and we have it and nobody has been here for months
02:08:25:08	02:08:25:27	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:08:27:04	02:08:37:14	Chris [GM]	we will do it again yeah whatever
02:08:33:03	02:08:36:12	Dave [Kil]	it’s a net it’s 20 we’re good we’re golden
02:08:35:22	02:08:37:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think it’ll I think this is gonna work
02:08:39:25	02:08:42:05	Steve [Bief]	okay, it’s worth pointing out that
02:08:45:04	02:08:47:02	Steve [Bief]	Beef does not know how to write
02:08:48:13	02:08:54:01	Dave [Kil]	right she’s gonna get your scribbly letters because dirty mike does not have good handwriting
02:08:52:08	02:08:54:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	clean them. That’s right! I’ll
02:08:53:25	02:09:00:23	Chris [GM]	all right where would you guys like to head next
02:08:56:11	02:08:57:16	Steve [Bief]	thank you my lady
02:08:57:16	02:09:12:04	Steve [Bief]	be careful
02:08:59:08	02:09:26:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	you for your your contribution and
02:09:02:12	02:09:05:27	Dave [Kil]	as i walk down the hall i like slip a little
02:09:05:27	02:09:16:01	Dave [Kil]	i’m like because i kind
02:09:12:04	02:09:15:08	Steve [Bief]	my lord this has to do with consistency
02:09:16:01	02:09:23:28	Dave [Kil]	of hop a little and i look at the underside of my boot they just wipe it on beef’s pant leg
02:09:23:19	02:09:27:00	Chris [GM]	oh gosh it doesn’t quite make a difference
02:09:26:06	02:09:37:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	the drape slash comforter that I ripped is still hanging on the doorknob. Let’s use that, and let’s get as quick as possible
02:09:30:08	02:09:31:03	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lord.
02:09:34:04	02:09:34:20	Chris [GM]	yep
02:09:36:08	02:09:44:04	Dave [Kil]	yeah uh i did did i notice with the yes
02:09:37:28	02:09:39:06	Chris [GM]	left the calling card there
02:09:41:16	02:09:45:04	Steve [Bief]	I wish I’d been a rat catcher if we’d have a very different story.
02:09:44:04	02:09:49:02	Dave [Kil]	i would have got pretty creepy actually
02:09:44:28	02:09:45:15	Chris [GM]	yeah
02:09:46:02	02:09:47:20	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:09:51:08	02:10:23:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	and surprisingly
02:09:51:14	02:10:00:12	Dave [Kil]	With us investigating everything and the boot shape, would it have matched to the bruises that were on his groin?
02:10:02:14	02:10:11:07	Chris [GM]	I don’t think no the body was so shriveled and it was just kind of black shape it wasn’t like a boot print
02:10:09:16	02:10:14:17	Dave [Kil]	Okay. Just wondering. I just want to wonder because he was kicked repeatedly in the groin.
02:10:12:15	02:10:15:11	Chris [GM]	that’s that’s a good question but you wouldn’t tell
02:10:16:01	02:10:17:22	Dave [Kil]	All right. Just checking.
02:10:18:25	02:10:23:20	Dave [Kil]	Just did boot prints. All right, let’s look for boot prints because of mud.
02:10:23:22	02:10:28:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	the history of boots this actually wasn’t very many thread you
02:10:29:04	02:10:37:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	know I mean there wasn’t any traction so it would have been flat
02:10:29:15	02:10:30:05	Dave [Kil]	Count?
02:10:35:20	02:10:46:21	Dave [Kil]	So what happens when they… Oh, so cobblestones don’t make any sense at all.
02:10:37:08	02:10:44:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	And rather slick surfaced, unless they were specific to whatever occupation that person had.
02:10:47:15	02:10:51:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	No! They don’t… Yet here we are
02:10:50:05	02:10:50:08	Dave [Kil]	Hmm.
02:10:50:14	02:10:52:29	Steve [Bief]	I can dig up more if that makes you happy, my lady.
02:10:53:12	02:10:54:01	Dave [Kil]	Gosh beef.
02:10:54:28	02:10:59:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re doing a great job not doing anything
02:10:57:15	02:11:00:17	Steve [Bief]	Thank you my lady I will keep trying
02:11:00:26	02:11:04:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Good Yes, let’s move on I would
02:11:04:09	02:11:06:06	Dave [Kil]	Shitting in people’s kitchens?
02:11:07:17	02:11:08:03	Chris [GM]	Bedrooms?
02:11:07:26	02:11:08:29	Steve [Bief]	I thought it was the bedroom
02:11:08:27	02:11:10:17	Dave [Kil]	It was both apparently.
02:11:11:03	02:11:12:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s a studio apartment
02:11:11:18	02:11:13:03	Chris [GM]	You drug it all over the place.
02:11:14:10	02:11:15:22	Steve [Bief]	I’m only 12 years old.
02:11:15:11	02:11:26:08	Chris [GM]	Okay let’s just go over where you guys have been. You’ve been to the morgue you’ve been to the Hunter’s Lodge the mayor’s office you’ve went to the apartment. You’ve met
02:11:26:23	02:11:36:04	Chris [GM]	a shooter who was in The Hunter’s Lodge, you’ve met Gary the guard and found Kilby you’ve seen Kilby’s dead body and you met Mortician
02:11:27:17	02:11:29:23	Dave [Kil]	Shooter. Gary.
02:11:36:04	02:11:39:16	Chris [GM]	the mortician
02:11:38:07	02:11:49:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, so we either need to go to the field or talk to the parents The family. No no not shooter Kill these parents. Right?
02:11:42:24	02:11:45:20	Steve [Bief]	Oh, the farm we should be lovely this time of day.
02:11:48:05	02:11:48:20	Dave [Kil]	Kill these parents?
02:11:49:18	02:11:50:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	We can’t talk to shooters
02:11:50:01	02:11:57:01	Dave [Kil]	Well, we’re in
02:11:51:19	02:11:52:29	Steve [Bief]	That was The Blacksmith, right?
02:11:53:14	02:12:00:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	the smith the smitsons smithery
02:11:55:16	02:11:56:16	Chris [GM]	Kilby is home
02:12:00:04	02:12:00:17	Dave [Kil]	All right.
02:12:01:08	02:12:09:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think we should go talk to your family first and see if they know where it is because I would like to have a little discussion
02:12:04:17	02:12:05:28	Dave [Kil]	Smithman’s sonorous smithery.
02:12:10:04	02:12:15:17	Chris [GM]	okay there are lights on it looks like there are people there
02:12:16:07	02:12:19:03	Dave [Kil]	Hmm, all right, I’m just going to go up and rap on the door.
02:12:20:16	02:12:21:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	he’s
02:12:20:19	02:12:21:08	Dave [Kil]	Knock-knock-knack-knck!
02:12:22:18	02:12:33:02	Chris [GM]	Cool. The door opens, and a very blurry red-eyed man, very big barley looking dude, opens the door.
02:12:22:20	02:12:25:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s right he’s going to ask about the taxes
02:12:30:10	02:12:30:20	Dave [Kil]	Mm-hmm.
02:12:32:11	02:12:33:04	Dave [Kil]	Is he beefy?
02:12:34:10	02:12:34:29	Chris [GM]	No!
02:12:36:22	02:12:37:28	Dave [Kil]	Big beefy man!
02:12:37:04	02:12:42:29	Chris [GM]	Big barley man opens the window. He’s like, who is it?
02:12:39:19	02:12:41:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	and remember be
02:12:43:13	02:12:43:25	Dave [Kil]	Central!
02:12:43:20	02:12:44:18	Steve [Bief]	Yes, ma’am.
02:12:44:21	02:12:54:06	Chris [GM]	Yes. How can I help you? The blacksmith is closed right now. I’m sorry. We’re dealing with a personal family issue. these nipples.
02:12:53:08	02:12:54:29	Dave [Kil]	I’m dealing with a government issue.
02:12:55:22	02:13:00:01	Chris [GM]	Is this here? Are you here on business with my son?
02:12:57:03	02:13:02:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	moment. Try to be nice, because they might - oh good gosh.
02:13:06:29	02:13:08:11	Dave [Kil]	When was the last time you paid your taxes?
02:13:10:10	02:13:14:22	Chris [GM]	We are dealing with the death of my son, and you want to know about my taxes?
02:13:14:13	02:13:18:18	Dave [Kil]	See, this is the thing people don’t understand And I think this is a very
02:13:19:23	02:13:20:29	Dave [Kil]	Very poignant point
02:13:22:23	02:13:25:20	Dave [Kil]	There’s only two things in this life You can avoid What are they?
02:13:30:19	02:13:31:29	Chris [GM]	He thinks for a minute.
02:13:34:21	02:13:36:03	Chris [GM]	A scored lover?
02:13:36:26	02:13:40:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh gosh! Remember what we said?
02:13:39:19	02:13:47:14	Dave [Kil]	death and taxes you’re dealing with both right now i apologize but when was the last time you
02:13:48:21	02:13:56:19	Chris [GM]	Well, we run a solid business here and I assure you We are up-kicked with our taxes at 30%
02:13:57:28	02:13:59:10	Chris [GM]	Quite proud of that myself
02:14:02:28	02:14:07:01	Chris [GM]	Assume for someone in this town, 21%
02:14:03:07	02:14:05:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s unreasonable, really.
02:14:17:18	02:14:18:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:14:19:05	02:14:26:29	Dave [Kil]	I whistle a uh falcon raven comes down and just he’s exhausted
02:14:28:09	02:14:33:28	Dave [Kil]	he comes down And grabs it out of my hand and just dies of a heart attack as he flies over.
02:14:31:29	02:14:32:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:14:35:04	02:14:35:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	Or…
02:14:36:16	02:14:59:25	Steve [Bief]	right government efficiency for you thank you
02:14:40:06	02:14:46:29	Chris [GM]	So basically you’re just going to have to like Have to turn them all in at once when I return to Central.
02:14:47:13	02:14:48:17	Dave [Kil]	This is your lucky day.
02:14:48:29	02:14:49:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:14:51:16	02:14:55:28	Dave [Kil]	I’m willing to overlook this if you tell me about your dead son.
02:14:55:22	02:14:57:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	That’s right we have some questions.
02:14:57:21	02:14:59:05	Chris [GM]	Come on in, come on in.
02:14:59:25	02:15:01:19	Steve [Bief]	my lord that’s very kind of you
02:15:01:09	02:15:03:03	Dave [Kil]	We shut the door before you enter?
02:15:03:16	02:15:04:05	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:15:07:10	02:15:15:05	Dave [Kil]	Beep! Oh, I crack the window so you can stick your head in the window and listen. Don’t talk.
02:15:18:21	02:15:21:08	Chris [GM]	Inside the blacksmith’s home
02:15:23:07	02:15:33:11	Chris [GM]	clearly you see the blacksmouth. Looks like he’s in mourning tears, shaky voice his wife is just distraught sitting at the kitchen
02:15:29:19	02:15:29:27	Dave [Kil]	leather.
02:15:33:11	02:15:35:09	Chris [GM]	table with another young lady
02:15:36:11	02:15:41:27	Chris [GM]	and she is very distraught and tears just overcome with grief.
02:15:43:21	02:15:48:06	Dave [Kil]	She could be more in grief when she’s home.
02:15:48:17	02:15:53:22	Steve [Bief]	She’s just going to walk right in and throw herself on the bed.
02:15:53:23	02:15:56:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:15:54:21	02:15:55:11	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:15:56:06	02:15:58:23	Dave [Kil]	Let’s show water down the smell with our tears
02:15:59:19	02:16:10:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	bury her face in her pillow we are not ever discussing this
02:16:03:05	02:16:05:17	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh, the horror!
02:16:03:16	02:16:04:14	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:16:07:20	02:16:09:08	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:16:10:29	02:16:31:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	ever it never happened yes
02:16:17:03	02:16:18:23	Steve [Bief]	I’m just a tiefling.
02:16:17:13	02:16:20:29	Chris [GM]	Morgan The blacksmith
02:16:18:17	02:16:19:16	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:16:22:12	02:16:30:26	Chris [GM]	invites you in and says please meet my wife and this is my son’s Beyonce We are so distraut by the news of losing a kid
02:16:31:26	02:16:33:17	Chris [GM]	Why are you here?
02:16:33:20	02:16:37:03	Dave [Kil]	The mayor has hired us I’m here to collect taxes
02:16:36:20	02:16:42:11	Chris [GM]	To investigate death of our son? Oh, praise be. We would love justice.
02:16:47:18	02:16:55:05	Chris [GM]	I’m relieved to hear that the mayor cares so much and can’t do it so quickly resolve our issue.
02:16:53:25	02:16:59:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	okay yeah so tell me what your son did for a living
02:17:02:20	02:17:10:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, so he was like your apprentice. Okay wonderful and uh Mordin how long were you two
02:17:02:23	02:17:04:24	Chris [GM]	He was my son. Yes?
02:17:10:15	02:17:12:12	Chris [GM]	Are you addressing Morgan now? Okay.
02:17:10:25	02:17:20:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	engaged? Yes try to control your emotions I can understand you
02:17:14:13	02:17:18:23	Chris [GM]	She’s sobbing and having difficulty getting out of the…
02:17:20:11	02:17:23:14	Chris [GM]	We’ve been kicked for two months now.
02:17:25:09	02:17:34:01	Chris [GM]	How old is Morgan? Did we say how old Gibby he was? We said young man, right? I mean she looks to be in her like mid-twenties.
02:17:26:19	02:17:26:23	Dave [Kil]	Yes
02:17:35:14	02:17:36:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Bit old.
02:17:37:08	02:17:40:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Sorry, but…
02:17:42:09	02:17:44:04	Dave [Kil]	Starved for choice, are we
02:17:43:15	02:17:52:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re already halfway through your childbearing years from history.
02:17:46:16	02:17:48:12	Chris [GM]	And she begins to ramble on.
02:17:48:12	02:17:49:19	Steve [Bief]	Historically speaking,
02:17:50:18	02:17:51:02	Dave [Kil]	Babe!
02:17:53:29	02:17:55:11	Chris [GM]	She begins to ramble on.
02:17:55:03	02:17:57:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	She’ll be sterile when she gets home.
02:17:56:18	02:17:59:08	Chris [GM]	to my dear Kilby?
02:18:00:21	02:18:10:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right! Yes, um, do you often write love letters to Kofi with a purple potter?
02:18:11:02	02:18:15:22	Chris [GM]	To my precious Kilby of course. I have special paper just…
02:18:21:07	02:18:22:02	Chris [GM]	What do you mean?
02:18:21:16	02:18:25:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Does anyone else have paper like that Parchment
02:18:28:12	02:18:29:22	Chris [GM]	It’s perfect. It’s unique.
02:18:30:28	02:18:41:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	how many have you written How many love letters have youwritten To anyone
02:18:35:25	02:18:36:25	Chris [GM]	What do you mean?
02:18:39:20	02:18:42:07	Chris [GM]	Two Kilby? Several, of course.
02:18:43:10	02:18:44:29	Chris [GM]	Dude, my love Kilby is several, of course.
02:18:45:16	02:18:49:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Enough for half your stack to be gone
02:18:52:12	02:18:59:15	Chris [GM]	What do you mean by a stack? She pauses and is very curious about how you would even know there would be a stack.
02:18:54:22	02:19:04:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah I’m assuming I mean, I’m assuming that you have bought it in bulk somewhat.
02:19:04:21	02:19:05:05	Chris [GM]	this.
02:19:05:00	02:19:05:23	Steve [Bief]	backpedal!
02:19:06:14	02:19:11:12	Dave [Kil]	We’ve been around town We’ve found a lot of purple parchment Like this one
02:19:07:18	02:19:08:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Shit!
02:19:09:22	02:19:11:11	Steve [Bief]	You called my lady?
02:19:11:14	02:19:12:21	Chris [GM]	You pull out the letter.
02:19:12:15	02:19:19:28	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, I pull out the one that’s like like half torn and all muddy. Like this one?
02:19:14:26	02:19:23:07	Chris [GM]	Half torn? Yeah. And she’s very eager to see it. Please let me see this.
02:19:22:22	02:19:24:01	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, here.
02:19:25:29	02:19:29:15	Dave [Kil]	I’ll hold it up. You can look
02:19:30:01	02:19:41:22	Chris [GM]	And seeing it, the flood of memories of the love letters she’s written to Kilby is just flooding over her with distress and distraughtness. It’s like, oh, I killed him! She starts sobbing again.
02:19:34:11	02:19:35:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	We…
02:19:42:29	02:19:51:11	Dave [Kil]	moment to the corner we’ll go by the window where beef is
02:19:43:21	02:19:43:28	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:19:49:29	02:19:53:00	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lord. You’re always so good to me.
02:19:52:26	02:19:54:27	Dave [Kil]	let’s discuss something real quick
02:19:57:17	02:19:58:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	I almost said a bad one
02:19:59:19	02:20:02:17	Dave [Kil]	should we talk about shooting?
02:20:06:21	02:20:14:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	state with Talmud bed is probably not a good idea because it’s pretty the noises that she’s making yeah
02:20:09:09	02:20:09:22	Dave [Kil]	Can I
02:20:16:01	02:20:17:08	Dave [Kil]	the crying
02:20:18:14	02:20:25:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m at max annoyance
02:20:18:16	02:20:30:16	Dave [Kil]	yes, that can I make a insight check or a perception check to see if she is being genuine. I may need
02:20:28:11	02:20:28:23	Steve [Bief]	I’m outside.
02:20:30:16	02:20:33:15	Dave [Kil]	some help with this because you have higher intelligence, right?
02:20:33:04	02:20:34:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	indeed I do
02:20:33:16	02:20:36:09	Steve [Bief]	I can help you, my lord! Okay, my Lord.
02:20:38:19	02:20:39:16	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you roll?
02:20:40:24	02:20:46:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, well, I mean, she seems pretty distraut.
02:20:48:03	02:20:59:26	Dave [Kil]	her more upset as a tax collector I actually really enjoy this part of the job it’s it’s when they are like my favorite part is the groveling i love
02:20:54:04	02:20:56:13	Chris [GM]	He’s getting quite a thrill.
02:20:58:23	02:20:59:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
02:20:59:26	02:21:09:13	Dave [Kil]	the grovelling and then it’s just uh yeah the begging the the sadness yeah it gives me
02:21:01:26	02:21:04:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	the begging the
02:21:06:23	02:21:15:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	please give me more time Um, I wonder if we should ask a follow-up question.
02:21:18:21	02:21:20:19	Dave [Kil]	is everyone distraught as the mother distrault
02:21:20:22	02:21:23:06	Chris [GM]	Everyone’s distraught, yeah. I mean the death of a son.
02:21:22:16	02:21:31:29	Dave [Kil]	can i look at a blacksmith blackson’s boots jeez smiths yeah no no his boots
02:21:28:26	02:21:29:16	Steve [Bief]	Smithsons
02:21:29:17	02:21:30:27	Chris [GM]	You mean like his room?
02:21:32:02	02:21:34:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah you want to leave the boots? Yeah sure go ahead and roll an investigation.
02:21:36:28	02:21:38:15	Dave [Kil]	That is a 18.
02:21:38:22	02:21:49:00	Chris [GM]	Excellent. They are covered in soot and other sorts of stuff that you see covered on boots from a blacksmith. Nothing like red dirt.
02:21:48:24	02:21:53:16	Dave [Kil]	The shape doesn’t correspond with the injuries on his groin.
02:21:54:19	02:21:56:04	Chris [GM]	No they don’t.
02:21:56:18	02:22:01:00	Dave [Kil]	I think this foot passes the sniff test.
02:21:57:13	02:21:59:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, I wanna look…we need to…
02:22:01:06	02:22:06:11	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately I’m regretting just making up the fact that he got kicked in their groin a few times to be funny, but
02:22:06:25	02:22:09:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh it wasn’t part of the story you meant.
02:22:10:12	02:22:11:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Your mistake!
02:22:14:11	02:22:24:14	Dave [Kil]	Pretty sure this is the same problem as Lady Luscious and Professor Payne, you just kind of set yourself up for this Mr. Moist.
02:22:17:28	02:22:19:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:22:22:19	02:22:23:09	Steve [Bief]	Moist
02:22:25:22	02:22:31:01	Chris [GM]	I like where it’s going. I want you to keep going with it for sure. Oh my gosh.
02:22:26:11	02:22:29:08	Steve [Bief]	When you were like We need to make things
02:22:27:12	02:22:29:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	That was the good thing.
02:22:34:20	02:22:35:12	Chris [GM]	Right here.
02:22:36:06	02:22:37:06	Steve [Bief]	Grunchitize me
02:22:36:27	02:22:48:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s insane. I can’t believe how much I forgot about that. So, so good to listen to that stuff. Okay, do we need to do investigation if we want to check all of their shoes or does that gray 18
02:22:48:08	02:22:49:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	let us observe
02:22:48:22	02:22:50:22	Chris [GM]	That grade 18 let you know everyone was wearing
02:22:52:01	02:22:54:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	none of this red clay was on the unfair boots?
02:22:54:10	02:23:02:23	Chris [GM]	Morgan’s wearing normal shoes that you would wear about town. The mother, same thing. The dad was wearing boots, yes, but like from the blacksmith trade.
02:23:02:03	02:23:12:27	Dave [Kil]	you usually wear boots or do you wear shoes like these usually wear booths or do we wear shoes like this the shoes that you’re wearing right now
02:23:09:11	02:23:10:25	Chris [GM]	What are you referring to? Shoes
02:23:12:27	02:23:14:27	Dave [Kil]	do you wear boots are you wear these type of shoes
02:23:18:11	02:23:22:13	Chris [GM]	in town owns various types of shoes when we’re doing our work.
02:23:24:01	02:23:25:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Where do you work?
02:23:27:22	02:23:28:29	Chris [GM]	That’s an interesting question.
02:23:31:11	02:23:32:09	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:23:32:03	02:23:35:10	Dave [Kil]	as you think about answering i pull out
02:23:34:14	02:23:39:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:35:25	02:23:36:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, good.
02:23:39:11	02:23:40:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	Can we just finish
02:23:41:20	02:23:47:21	Chris [GM]	Morgan actually Oh, this is good. She actually doesn’t have a job Yeah, she doesn’t quite She doesn’t work
02:23:45:18	02:23:46:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, okay.
02:23:47:27	02:23:49:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	She doesn’t know that.
02:23:48:29	02:23:50:14	Dave [Kil]	you own a pair of boots if you don’t work
02:23:52:03	02:24:02:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	You just don’t give her any clues that we were there i already almost messed it up well everyone just like you said has boots
02:23:58:07	02:23:59:12	Chris [GM]	you know I own a pair of boots?
02:24:02:23	02:24:03:10	Chris [GM]	I didn’t say that
02:24:04:25	02:24:10:27	Chris [GM]	We all know When we’re walking about town Outside the skirts it gets muddy Of course we’re going to be wearing boots
02:24:10:21	02:24:12:07	Dave [Kil]	you afford boots if you don’t
02:24:11:28	02:24:12:23	Steve [Bief]	of poop too
02:24:12:24	02:24:13:16	Chris [GM]	Well these
02:24:15:25	02:24:17:11	Chris [GM]	Kielby gave me an old Pair of his
02:24:19:16	02:24:20:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	Kill beat it.
02:24:21:04	02:24:31:03	Dave [Kil]	boots why don’t you have a job so getting married is your job
02:24:30:05	02:24:33:28	Chris [GM]	Going to support my husband as he was a blacksmith.
02:24:31:03	02:24:39:08	Dave [Kil]	how how will you support your husband if he’s being a blacksmith that he can’t make money
02:24:42:13	02:24:48:02	Chris [GM]	Well, I’d make the food in the house and help him in daily chores around the area
02:24:48:19	02:24:53:09	Dave [Kil]	sell anything how do YOU afford the apartment
02:24:50:09	02:25:01:24	Chris [GM]	with a few chickens we had at eggs And with that she just begins to sob with overwhelming amount of questions She says
02:24:53:09	02:25:01:29	Dave [Kil]	you have the dm
02:25:01:24	02:25:08:24	Chris [GM]	I don’t know what I’m going to do now to afford my apartment
02:25:01:29	02:25:12:10	Dave [Kil]	has run out of answers you won’t i’m taking it
02:25:03:00	02:25:15:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	No, why
02:25:13:26	02:25:15:04	Steve [Bief]	You want that?
02:25:15:11	02:25:16:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	would you…
02:25:17:25	02:25:29:22	Chris [GM]	how did you know i was in an apartment kilby’s
02:25:19:11	02:25:21:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	I don’t think there’s a-
02:25:23:09	02:25:32:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well we had a little conversation with Shooter at the tavern Yes. Was he your friend?
02:25:29:22	02:25:35:06	Chris [GM]	friend shooter yeah of course we all were friends
02:25:35:15	02:25:44:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	Interesting, interesting. Did you… Were you loyal to Kilby? Did you have any other relationships?
02:25:46:11	02:25:51:11	Chris [GM]	dare you accuse me of such horrible thing kilby is dead
02:25:47:21	02:25:53:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	I wasn’t accusing you! I just…
02:25:51:21	02:25:52:08	Dave [Kil]	look at you
02:26:03:06	02:26:04:24	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:26:06:13	02:26:08:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re sure that you didn’t have any other relationship?
02:26:08:04	02:26:18:25	Chris [GM]	the blacksmith says please if there’s anything we can do to help solve this To help your investigation, would you like to check out Kilby’s room? Maybe there’s something in there that you could find.
02:26:16:07	02:26:16:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes.
02:26:19:01	02:26:24:27	Chris [GM]	If you go to the blacksmiths, there’s plenty of places that Kilby would have… Room! Okay. And it leads a right to Kilby’z room.
02:26:25:14	02:26:37:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	I can help right because we’re both looking. It’s on the left side of
02:26:26:21	02:26:28:19	Chris [GM]	Okay. Let’s see here.
02:26:30:21	02:26:32:29	Dave [Kil]	I go over and crack the window.
02:26:37:00	02:26:44:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	the house B hold up your hands never mind you I can’t smell.
02:26:38:12	02:26:39:16	Dave [Kil]	know left and right!
02:26:40:20	02:26:42:15	Steve [Bief]	Okay! Yes, my lady!
02:26:43:11	02:26:51:28	Dave [Kil]	It’s the one with the L! Better be worth something when we get to Central.
02:26:49:27	02:26:50:15	Steve [Bief]	Okay!
02:26:52:06	02:27:01:29	Steve [Bief]	I’m going to just do a quick survival check To see if I know the difference between left and right No, I do not
02:26:53:06	02:27:05:16	Dave [Kil]	He ends
02:27:03:20	02:27:04:22	Chris [GM]	jeez man
02:27:04:20	02:27:05:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’ll teach him
02:27:05:16	02:27:06:22	Dave [Kil]	up back at her apartment.
02:27:05:21	02:27:11:12	Steve [Bief]	I have minus one on two of my stats And minus two on another
02:27:10:05	02:27:16:14	Chris [GM]	you cannot win okay so
02:27:13:01	02:27:22:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Thank gosh I will teach him the alphabet later I got a 4 Oh good
02:27:13:04	02:27:13:19	Steve [Bief]	Yeah
02:27:18:18	02:27:30:11	Chris [GM]	he leads the blacksmith oh fantastic so the blacksmith leads to Kilda’s room and as he is leading me there he was a good kid
02:27:20:08	02:27:21:22	Dave [Kil]	I got a 17.
02:27:30:11	02:27:37:11	Chris [GM]	little hot headed but just not a good one I’m going to miss him um
02:27:37:05	02:27:40:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	What do you mean by how he just got quick to anger?
02:27:39:16	02:27:50:29	Chris [GM]	kids these days. Yeah, just overly frustrated about being kids these days. Well I know he didn’t get along
02:27:43:29	02:27:48:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Was he having any problems with friends or anything
02:27:50:29	02:27:52:01	Chris [GM]	really well with Shooter.
02:27:53:08	02:27:56:10	Chris [GM]	His other friend Rod, they were like best of friends.
02:27:59:07	02:28:00:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	seemed okay with that.
02:28:00:13	02:28:03:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Rod and Kilby go back to childhood.
02:28:03:28	02:28:08:06	Dave [Kil]	I think I know this Rod’s parents as he, The Stewards…
02:28:07:18	02:28:08:20	Chris [GM]	No, no the
02:28:11:18	02:28:14:27	Dave [Kil]	Rod Stewart? Oh, Rod Butcherson.
02:28:12:01	02:28:13:08	Chris [GM]	is the son of a butcher.
02:28:15:17	02:28:18:16	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah Rod Butcherson
02:28:20:12	02:28:21:27	Dave [Kil]	stewards are another family.
02:28:22:26	02:28:34:11	Chris [GM]	anyways you get the kid was room and with 17 you find that there is everything seems pretty normal but did you notice that there’s some kind of scraping on
02:28:23:04	02:28:24:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right, yes.
02:28:34:11	02:28:38:28	Chris [GM]	the window as if it looks like someone would go in out of a window quite a bit
02:28:39:04	02:28:39:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Beef?
02:28:40:09	02:28:42:07	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:28:44:22	02:28:45:15	Steve [Bief]	lord and lady
02:28:45:16	02:28:47:07	Dave [Kil]	the sound of our voice,
02:28:47:26	02:28:49:28	Chris [GM]	you also noticed
02:28:50:23	02:28:53:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	The left is this way!
02:28:53:26	02:29:07:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re an
02:28:54:10	02:28:55:06	Dave [Kil]	know left!
02:28:56:11	02:28:59:08	Dave [Kil]	Follow the sound of our voice!
02:28:59:19	02:29:00:29	Steve [Bief]	Are you arguing?
02:29:02:10	02:29:04:02	Steve [Bief]	It’s like what mom and dad did
02:29:04:20	02:29:07:13	Dave [Kil]	You have no mom and dad. They sold you.
02:29:07:29	02:29:08:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	orphan darling.
02:29:11:01	02:29:16:15	Chris [GM]	you find also in the room that there is um
02:29:18:06	02:29:20:12	Steve [Bief]	love how you both said beef at the same time.
02:29:23:13	02:29:34:02	Chris [GM]	okay so emma kill’s room you found the uh window had some scratches on it indicating someone had gone in and out pretty frequently uh you find in a small bedside
02:29:34:02	02:29:36:19	Chris [GM]	chest next to the bed there’s a small
02:29:37:12	02:29:41:28	Steve [Bief]	Wait, they just start rummaging through his chest? Like, the dad’s still there or the dad?
02:29:42:04	02:29:43:25	Dave [Kil]	He’s showing us
02:29:43:01	02:29:48:16	Chris [GM]	to investigate, right? He wants to find and kill the son. So he’s allowing you guys
02:29:43:17	02:29:44:11	Steve [Bief]	Oh, right, right.
02:29:47:08	02:29:51:16	Steve [Bief]	And he wants them to stop interrogating emotionally distraught Morgan.
02:29:51:14	02:29:54:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he’s like let’s take a step away from this.
02:29:52:27	02:29:55:00	Dave [Kil]	She’s going to have the worst day ever.
02:29:55:21	02:29:57:22	Chris [GM]	You find a rabbit’s foot
02:29:56:19	02:29:59:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Adulterous skank that’s what she gets
02:30:01:00	02:30:12:07	Chris [GM]	that’s connected to the symbol of the hunter’s lodge and next to the bed is a small chest that when opened it’s full of purple love letters addressed to Kill me for Morgan.
02:30:05:21	02:30:06:05	Steve [Bief]	Basil!
02:30:10:20	02:30:11:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay
02:30:13:15	02:30:15:29	Dave [Kil]	We’ll neatly stack those as evidence.
02:30:15:25	02:30:17:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Indeed we will
02:30:16:25	02:30:22:23	Chris [GM]	Please just take what you do. Please, just find who did this to my son.
02:30:23:15	02:30:31:18	Dave [Kil]	So we’ll take the letters in the rabbit’s foot and Beef needs to investigate outside the window to see how he was getting in and out.
02:30:24:04	02:30:33:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right And Is there is there footprints on the ground
02:30:32:08	02:30:35:14	Steve [Bief]	I can dig a footprint, my lady.
02:30:37:29	02:30:42:14	Steve [Bief]	That’s what I do. I try to find you footprints with my shovel.
02:30:41:11	02:30:44:29	Dave [Kil]	And you stamp all over the evidence
02:30:43:22	02:30:49:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	and he digs them up and he shakes shifts the dirt and covers them up
02:30:46:29	02:30:48:17	Chris [GM]	This is absolutely amazing.
02:30:51:10	02:30:54:23	Steve [Bief]	I’m helping m’lady, I’m helping her good.
02:30:54:12	02:31:04:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he doesn’t really find anything much of nothing all the time.
02:30:57:22	02:31:00:08	Steve [Bief]	There’s some clods of dirt that come in through the window.
02:31:01:09	02:31:04:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did you ever have a problem with Kilby sneaking out?
02:31:04:29	02:31:15:22	Chris [GM]	And that boy would just not listen to reason. But as he’s gotten a little bit engaged in Morgan finally, and it seems to have settled down just a little but now he knows with that boy
02:31:12:07	02:31:12:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Settled.
02:31:17:07	02:31:18:23	Chris [GM]	What is it? A maiden.
02:31:22:04	02:31:30:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s refrain from… No, we don’t need to know the history of that word!
02:31:24:01	02:31:25:14	Chris [GM]	Was it a joke that I missed?
02:31:26:10	02:31:27:23	Dave [Kil]	it’s not a joke was she still a
02:31:31:26	02:31:33:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s continue.
02:31:33:14	02:31:37:03	Chris [GM]	He has no clue, nor does he want to know.
02:31:34:26	02:31:35:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:31:37:22	02:31:40:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	No he doesn’t. He doesn’t need it.
02:31:38:04	02:31:46:19	Chris [GM]	He just knows that they better not have been. They were engaged in the church with such activity.
02:31:47:26	02:31:48:16	Steve [Bief]	Shenanigans!
02:31:49:02	02:31:59:18	Dave [Kil]	go talk to the bishop to see if if the maiden was a maiden her sheets
02:31:51:01	02:31:51:23	Chris [GM]	Certainly can.
02:31:54:00	02:32:03:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	He doesn’ need to be able to
02:32:03:19	02:32:06:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	tell anyway since…
02:32:08:20	02:32:10:29	Chris [GM]	So you guys want to head off to the church?
02:32:08:20	02:32:12:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Evidence The evidence of that Has been solid
02:32:15:20	02:32:20:04	Chris [GM]	But I’m fantastic.
02:32:19:29	02:32:22:05	Steve [Bief]	I’m proud of you, m’ladie!
02:32:24:02	02:32:25:02	Dave [Kil]	Stiff upper lip.
02:32:25:24	02:32:36:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Ahem, right Is there anything else About Kilby That you thought Was strange or his behaviour
02:32:36:25	02:32:38:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Or anything close to the time of his death
02:32:38:01	02:32:46:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, actually now that you mention it he did seem pretty upset the day that he died and a little angry.
02:32:46:19	02:32:47:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	go anywhere Specifically
02:32:49:03	02:32:50:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	There’s got to be
02:32:50:02	02:32:53:02	Chris [GM]	I did see him head north toward the farm where they found me.
02:32:53:21	02:32:58:25	Dave [Kil]	Did you give him a letter that day? Did you gave him a let-ter that day
02:32:57:12	02:32:59:24	Chris [GM]	Did I the blacksmith give
02:33:00:08	02:33:04:04	Dave [Kil]	did Morgan give him a letter of that day
02:33:02:07	02:33:03:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	That’s what he meant
02:33:04:09	02:33:05:29	Chris [GM]	You’re asking Morgan?
02:33:06:10	02:33:08:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes, we walked back down the hallway into the flipping units.
02:33:07:23	02:33:11:20	Chris [GM]	Alright. She’s like Don’t think so.
02:33:11:19	02:33:12:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	It wasn’t that day?
02:33:13:28	02:33:15:11	Chris [GM]	I gave him a letter that day. No,
02:33:16:00	02:33:16:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	All right.
02:33:21:06	02:33:23:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	When was your most recent message?
02:33:25:16	02:33:26:23	Chris [GM]	You see the ones in the bedside?
02:33:27:04	02:33:34:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right. Was the one in his pocket… Was that the most recent? The one that we found on his pocket?
02:33:36:23	02:33:38:22	Chris [GM]	a letter in his pocket? Oh wait the one you showed him Yeah yeah
02:33:38:01	02:33:39:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes, that we showed her.
02:33:40:16	02:33:41:20	Chris [GM]	Let me see
02:33:40:16	02:33:43:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Was this the last one you wrote?
02:33:43:08	02:33:44:23	Chris [GM]	She looks at it
02:33:46:16	02:33:50:10	Chris [GM]	Date has clearly been torn away I don’T remember when this one was written
02:33:50:29	02:33:57:25	Dave [Kil]	look at the handwriting between all of the other letters and this letter and see if it is all looking insane
02:33:54:12	02:33:55:26	Chris [GM]	Can Yeah
02:33:57:19	02:33:58:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:33:57:29	02:34:00:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Should we step out and do that or just do it right here?
02:34:03:16	02:34:04:17	Chris [GM]	This poor girl
02:34:06:25	02:34:16:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re sure you didn’t write any extras to an alfax?
02:34:17:27	02:34:22:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right! I’m on it! Fifteen!
02:34:22:18	02:34:23:29	Chris [GM]	The handwriting all matches
02:34:25:18	02:34:27:18	Chris [GM]	It all matches. It all looks the same.
02:34:28:14	02:34:37:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay. Well, that’s actually good. Sweet. Were you and Kilby having any problems or anything?
02:34:35:03	02:34:35:07	Chris [GM]	Oh!
02:34:37:25	02:34:41:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did you notice anything strange about his behavior?
02:34:38:01	02:34:39:07	Chris [GM]	What? Not my love?
02:34:42:25	02:34:44:05	Chris [GM]	Well, he was…
02:34:46:21	02:34:53:25	Chris [GM]	The last time I saw him was the day before he died when he seemed fine.
02:34:53:10	02:34:59:19	Dave [Kil]	suspicious give any reason why anyone would kick him in the crotch repeatedly
02:34:55:13	02:34:56:02	Chris [GM]	Don’t know why.
02:35:02:02	02:35:07:22	Chris [GM]	Well, I know he’s a little hotheader maybe he and Shooter got into an argument they often
02:35:06:21	02:35:15:08	Dave [Kil]	does shooter have a problem kicking people in the Crouch does he play rochambeau
02:35:10:15	02:35:12:25	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t say it’s a signature move, but.
02:35:15:11	02:35:16:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:35:15:11	02:35:16:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:35:16:14	02:35:25:03	Dave [Kil]	constantly in town does he play rochembo with the things he hunts
02:35:16:14	02:35:25:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	I mean yeah for
02:35:19:21	02:35:22:11	Chris [GM]	Usually he’s off hunting. I don’t know.
02:35:25:28	02:35:34:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	you and Kilby were I think he’ll be exclusive.
02:35:26:15	02:35:27:10	Chris [GM]	No, no, no.
02:35:28:13	02:35:32:29	Chris [GM]	She’s getting more and more distraught as you guys keep questioning her over
02:35:36:13	02:35:44:18	Chris [GM]	Of course we were engaged! And by this time the blacksmith is like, I think you guys question the poor girl enough.
02:35:44:01	02:35:47:01	Dave [Kil]	do you know what the word rochambault means
02:35:47:19	02:35:50:11	Chris [GM]	No clue, isn’t that the game where you do this thing?
02:35:49:23	02:35:52:13	Dave [Kil]	no it’s kick each other in the garage
02:35:53:21	02:35:55:24	Chris [GM]	I’m pretty sure it’s Rochambeau.
02:35:54:15	02:35:54:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Alright
02:35:54:23	02:35:57:24	Steve [Bief]	No, that’s John Kenpon
02:35:57:23	02:36:01:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Japanese version is that, yeah.
02:35:58:06	02:36:09:02	Steve [Bief]	it’s japanese the japanese like like in parappa the rapper look it up you
02:36:06:15	02:36:09:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s go our next stop
02:36:09:02	02:36:15:11	Steve [Bief]	hear all right you go as you step outside you hear the sound of a shovel still going because you never told him to stop
02:36:15:11	02:36:23:29	Steve [Bief]	so like and so if yeah yeah yeah and the a bunch of the dirt is like in the room
02:36:17:04	02:36:22:14	Chris [GM]	There’s a hole dug underneath the window of all night by now, yeah, maybe that’ll help later, who knows.
02:36:22:27	02:36:25:21	Dave [Kil]	destabilized the foundation of
02:36:26:26	02:36:34:29	Steve [Bief]	uh like the nice stack of papers that you put up like did you did you take those with them so like you left the chest open and so there’s just a lot of dirt
02:36:35:11	02:36:39:05	Dave [Kil]	okay. Yeah, yeah. The side of the building is starting to like crack
02:36:38:10	02:36:38:24	Steve [Bief]	yeah
02:36:40:05	02:36:42:06	Steve [Bief]	he’s not a carpenter, he’s a blacksmith
02:36:42:20	02:36:43:03	Dave [Kil]	beef
02:36:43:14	02:36:44:18	Steve [Bief]	yes my lord
02:36:46:10	02:36:47:01	Steve [Bief]	come ahead
02:36:48:16	02:36:50:19	Steve [Bief]	this hole is deeper than I anticipated
02:36:48:19	02:36:49:14	Dave [Kil]	the church
02:36:50:07	02:36:52:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah, either the church or the field.
02:36:50:21	02:36:51:08	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:36:50:29	02:36:51:12	Dave [Kil]	yeah
02:36:52:13	02:36:58:01	Dave [Kil]	We need to talk to um, the man of the cloth and find out if she was true
02:36:59:05	02:37:00:15	Dave [Kil]	a true maiden
02:37:02:02	02:37:11:16	Chris [GM]	You guys make your way over to church. It’s a humble church, kind of one of those where it’s got this… They should be right?
02:37:08:11	02:37:10:10	Dave [Kil]	Isn’t that what churches are supposed to be?
02:37:13:25	02:37:23:04	Chris [GM]	There’s like a single steeple you open the door to go in and it really is just like one of them single room I’m picturing that church that
02:37:24:24	02:37:25:09	Dave [Kil]	From uh
02:37:25:29	02:37:26:24	Steve [Bief]	princess bride
02:37:26:22	02:37:37:09	Chris [GM]	nope, what’s the why am I drawing a blank guitarist for Guns N’ Roses slash where slash is rocking that killer guitar solo in front of
02:37:37:09	02:37:46:09	Chris [GM]	that small little church on the november rain yeah so just a small humble church small pews it’s a
02:37:38:02	02:37:48:25	Dave [Kil]	yeah that just small pews not extremely decked not decorated stonework
02:37:46:09	02:37:55:02	Chris [GM]	small town it’s not yet yep and there on the desk up to the side is the father redmond he
02:37:55:02	02:38:07:02	Chris [GM]	is total uh he is writing down some notes and stuff as you are going to burst the door open in your usual style, what’s
02:38:07:02	02:38:08:07	Chris [GM]	your way of entering?
02:38:13:28	02:38:23:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Taxed. Does the church get taxed? Um, the history of this.
02:38:16:19	02:38:26:05	Dave [Kil]	we don’t we don’T have tax exemption at central i go
02:38:20:10	02:38:26:18	Chris [GM]	I’m going to see if you startle him. You definitely do he’s busy riding away and as you
02:38:26:05	02:38:32:23	Dave [Kil]	right next to his head and i pull my scroll out and just…
02:38:28:19	02:38:38:22	Chris [GM]	awesome okay He said breathing Oh yes you scared me
02:38:39:01	02:38:43:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	While he’s doing that I’m gonna put a close eye on- look at his boots
02:38:45:02	02:38:47:08	Chris [GM]	Beautiful His boots are clean
02:38:48:00	02:38:50:16	Dave [Kil]	they match up with the shape and size of what kicked him in the crotch?
02:38:50:09	02:38:52:01	Chris [GM]	No they do not
02:38:53:23	02:39:00:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	to know that Is there anything on the floor is there any red clay or dirt Or anything on The Floor anywhere?
02:38:54:19	02:38:56:16	Chris [GM]	You do deserve to know that in the end.
02:39:00:25	02:39:03:23	Chris [GM]	No, you don’t see any sort of red clear today, Clay.
02:39:03:29	02:39:05:23	Dave [Kil]	When was the last time you paid your taxes?
02:39:07:25	02:39:09:22	Chris [GM]	Church, our money goes to God.
02:39:11:10	02:39:14:13	Dave [Kil]	And to build everything that you have.
02:39:14:23	02:39:17:04	Chris [GM]	And he looks around and he’s like, have you seen this place?
02:39:17:28	02:39:19:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:39:19:22	02:39:20:29	Dave [Kil]	How were you assigned here?
02:39:21:05	02:39:30:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	He’s snacking on sacrament waves Um, oh sorry.
02:39:24:08	02:39:29:13	Steve [Bief]	You taste so good.
02:39:25:05	02:39:26:04	Dave [Kil]	Gaining points?
02:39:26:17	02:39:27:06	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:39:30:09	02:39:39:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Can I? Do you mind? Oh that’s right!
02:39:33:08	02:39:34:23	Dave [Kil]	Oh, those are the special
02:39:35:14	02:39:38:23	Chris [GM]	I missed that day so I don’t know what you’re talking about but I know it was something.
02:39:36:13	02:39:36:27	Dave [Kil]	Ahem
02:39:36:19	02:39:40:12	Steve [Bief]	They’re from Greenport, my lord.
02:39:39:29	02:40:00:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Chris wasn’t the backer.
02:39:40:03	02:39:48:29	Dave [Kil]	How does a Redmond clergy afford riz crackers from Central?
02:39:47:14	02:39:48:08	Chris [GM]	Riz Christus!
02:39:50:04	02:39:53:26	Chris [GM]	Well, they were delivered here from the Central Church.
02:39:53:28	02:40:05:11	Dave [Kil]	How did you afford them, Riz Crackers? Oh, so you’re saying that you spend a lot of money.
02:39:54:28	02:39:58:19	Chris [GM]	I didn’t afford them. They are given as part of our clergy.
02:40:00:06	02:40:02:10	Chris [GM]	Riz crackers, yeah. Only the best for the church.
02:40:05:01	02:40:08:18	Chris [GM]	We don’t buy them. They are giving to us by the church at Central.
02:40:09:17	02:40:12:26	Dave [Kil]	How much of your tithes and offerings have gone to pay for your taxes?
02:40:12:19	02:40:13:25	Chris [GM]	Let’s find out.
02:40:17:12	02:40:17:29	Chris [GM]	11%.
02:40:19:04	02:40:21:16	Steve [Bief]	It’s tithing plus one!
02:40:21:24	02:40:23:22	Chris [GM]	Plus one. Yeah.
02:40:25:24	02:40:34:16	Dave [Kil]	Do you know how much taxes are? I think we’re going to have a discussion here.
02:40:29:00	02:40:31:03	Chris [GM]	It’s 10% to God.
02:40:37:11	02:40:48:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	All of the discussion… Right. He’ll be back in a minute.
02:40:39:23	02:40:41:04	Chris [GM]	Father Redmond is
02:40:39:29	02:40:43:00	Dave [Kil]	Talk to him. I walk out the front door.
02:40:48:16	02:40:56:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, we are- yes. I apologize for the tax collector who takes his job very seriously.
02:40:49:03	02:40:52:16	Chris [GM]	Can I help you? It’s late. What is going on?
02:40:54:04	02:40:55:08	Dave [Kil]	Father Redmond,
02:40:58:11	02:41:02:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	We are investigating the murder of Kilby Smithson.
02:41:01:26	02:41:04:27	Chris [GM]	Poor boy Oh, I’m distraught
02:41:03:29	02:41:06:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes, terrible tragedy. Let’s stay focused.
02:41:06:18	02:41:09:00	Chris [GM]	Such a beautiful wedding it was going to be
02:41:08:23	02:41:12:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh yeah, oh so okay they already have a date and it went.
02:41:13:26	02:41:18:05	Chris [GM]	Kilby would come and meet with me regularly weekly to plan the wedding
02:41:15:19	02:41:16:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did…
02:41:17:22	02:41:28:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh okay, to plan a wedding. um did was how was oh gosh
02:41:20:26	02:41:21:17	Dave [Kil]	Beef.
02:41:23:07	02:41:26:13	Steve [Bief]	Lord? I’m just washing my hands right now in the water
02:41:27:16	02:41:29:05	Steve [Bief]	I don’t want to be that’s a clean.
02:41:28:03	02:41:33:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s the baptismal ball why is it
02:41:30:05	02:41:32:05	Dave [Kil]	I need you…
02:41:31:25	02:41:33:04	Chris [GM]	oh no
02:41:35:22	02:41:36:24	Chris [GM]	oh no
02:41:36:18	02:41:41:28	Dave [Kil]	Beef! I need to bury this hawk.
02:41:39:08	02:41:40:03	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord!
02:41:41:29	02:41:42:29	Chris [GM]	oh oh no
02:41:43:22	02:41:44:20	Steve [Bief]	Coming, my Lord?
02:41:44:13	02:41:50:26	Dave [Kil]	I don’t think I’ll get another one until this one is taken care of. Redmond! Last rites on the hawk
02:41:47:12	02:41:48:22	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord, of course.
02:41:51:01	02:42:12:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	sorry about
02:41:53:15	02:41:56:05	Chris [GM]	as you wish and he does a little
02:41:57:11	02:42:00:14	Chris [GM]	up down left right left right AB select start
02:42:00:19	02:42:01:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:42:00:29	02:42:02:07	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:42:01:16	02:42:02:26	Chris [GM]	that bird is
02:42:02:04	02:42:02:19	Dave [Kil]	Continue.
02:42:05:10	02:42:15:11	Steve [Bief]	I’ll be outside if you need me, my lord and my lady but we can talk about consistency, my lord.
02:42:09:29	02:42:11:24	Dave [Kil]	go back outside because I’m waiting for my
02:42:12:09	02:42:23:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	sorry about the pole right i lost my train of thought i apologize Um, right. Right! He was meeting with you regularly.
02:42:14:23	02:42:15:16	Chris [GM]	were you saying
02:42:19:03	02:42:19:25	Steve [Bief]	Talking about the wedding.
02:42:25:16	02:42:31:22	Chris [GM]	planning the wedding I spoke with just last week about it they were so excited he was
02:42:33:07	02:42:40:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Did- did you notice anything strange about his behaviour? Was he at least maybe closer to the time of his death?
02:42:41:15	02:42:48:20	Chris [GM]	didn’t see him a few days before except for a few years but he was so happy looking forward to the wedding
02:42:48:28	02:42:51:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	Was he struggling with payment for anything?
02:42:53:18	02:42:55:24	Chris [GM]	no blacksmiths do very well in this town
02:42:56:19	02:42:58:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Alright, proper hunting…
02:43:00:29	02:43:07:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	Ummm And Morgan Did she ever come in for any confessions or anything?
02:43:09:11	02:43:17:20	Chris [GM]	strangely Morgan never came to any of the meetings with us. In fact, now that I think of it I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in church once
02:43:18:01	02:43:20:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, is that right? That adds up.
02:43:20:16	02:43:24:22	Chris [GM]	and the pastor gets this very concerned look on his face
02:43:29:08	02:43:32:11	Chris [GM]	Do you mean like in color?
02:43:33:29	02:43:40:28	Chris [GM]	I wouldn’t say so No Like was she sick? Yes, of course You’re in the town during the day
02:43:42:28	02:43:46:28	Chris [GM]	Did you not say you came straight from their home?
02:43:47:24	02:43:49:24	Dave [Kil]	it daytime or nighttime? I thought it was still nighttime because we
02:43:49:26	02:43:53:29	Chris [GM]	It’s evening Like, it’s getting darker and darker as it goes. Yeah.
02:43:51:02	02:43:51:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yeah.
02:43:53:28	02:43:54:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay.
02:43:55:03	02:44:02:00	Dave [Kil]	Are you concerned she would burst into flames if she came in?
02:43:55:23	02:43:57:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	So you’ve never seen her in church?
02:43:58:12	02:44:00:01	Chris [GM]	I never saw her in the church here.
02:44:02:22	02:44:04:04	Chris [GM]	Well, I certainly hope not.
02:44:10:25	02:44:15:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Have you every driven A wooden stake Never much
02:44:15:08	02:44:18:01	Chris [GM]	Are you proposing that she’s a vampire?
02:44:18:07	02:44:24:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well I just I think that she’s she’s
02:44:18:26	02:44:21:07	Dave [Kil]	I don’t think they’re called vampires in this universe.
02:44:23:04	02:44:23:28	Chris [GM]	A vampirer?
02:44:23:22	02:44:24:27	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, there you go.
02:44:32:18	02:44:33:28	Chris [GM]	Baldur’s Gate 5 is a vampire.
02:44:35:01	02:44:38:00	Dave [Kil]	Have she ever touched silver?
02:44:35:16	02:44:36:11	Chris [GM]	Or three of me.
02:44:39:27	02:44:42:23	Chris [GM]	Frankly, to be honest, I haven’t seen much of her around at all. I have no idea.
02:44:43:29	02:44:45:24	Dave [Kil]	We have some tests for her.
02:44:45:16	02:44:50:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	did yeah does Shooter come to church
02:44:51:16	02:44:52:17	Chris [GM]	when he’s not out on the run,
02:44:55:26	02:45:00:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	or talk with you about having any problems or maybe if
02:45:02:10	02:45:05:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	he had a secret love affair
02:45:07:05	02:45:07:16	Chris [GM]	yes.
02:45:09:04	02:45:13:08	Chris [GM]	A shoe was in now that I think about it last week telling me he had
02:45:14:13	02:45:19:27	Chris [GM]	dreams of a warrior saucy ones
02:45:16:29	02:45:17:18	Dave [Kil]	What kind of dreams?
02:45:20:01	02:45:24:03	Dave [Kil]	Saucy dreams. And he described this saucy dream.
02:45:24:27	02:45:26:01	Chris [GM]	I shall not
02:45:28:08	02:45:30:23	Chris [GM]	how prude you did there even ask
02:45:29:29	02:45:33:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Bring in the little boy, he’ll tell us everything.
02:45:33:19	02:45:34:05	Chris [GM]	that is
02:45:34:17	02:45:35:14	Steve [Bief]	How impudent
02:45:36:17	02:45:44:04	Chris [GM]	as you should well know Mr. Taxman And there is a client, not client.
02:45:43:27	02:45:44:27	Dave [Kil]	Clergy privilege?
02:45:45:02	02:45:53:11	Chris [GM]	Clergy privilege of shooters not dead?
02:45:47:02	02:45:58:09	Dave [Kil]	There’s a clergy privilege with a dead man that has come to this town. Yeah, but there is a dead man that is associated with Shooter and we need all the evidence.
02:45:59:05	02:46:04:11	Dave [Kil]	For someone who only paid 11% of their taxes I thought you would be A little more forthright
02:46:05:28	02:46:10:26	Dave [Kil]	And honest With your taxes?
02:46:08:19	02:46:09:22	Chris [GM]	I am being honest.
02:46:11:28	02:46:14:04	Chris [GM]	Well, I left it up to the church
02:46:15:22	02:46:21:24	Chris [GM]	to take care of the taxes. They just supply us with what we need. It’s not like I’m getting paid big.
02:46:21:10	02:46:22:21	Dave [Kil]	In Riz crackers?
02:46:23:17	02:46:26:28	Chris [GM]	You can’t live off these crackers as you take another bite of one.
02:46:26:26	02:46:27:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:46:27:24	02:46:29:17	Steve [Bief]	That one does not live on bread alone.
02:46:29:23	02:46:30:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:46:30:10	02:46:32:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes they’re very dry
02:46:30:12	02:46:31:01	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:46:34:03	02:46:41:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	all right enough about the dirty dreams okay
02:46:34:14	02:46:34:29	Steve [Bief]	Saltines.
02:46:41:16	02:46:52:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	is there anything that you can think of strange behavior with Morgan, Shuda, Kilby anyone who you can
02:46:52:23	02:46:58:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	think of in your entire congregation even just anything anything you can tell us?
02:47:01:06	02:47:02:29	Chris [GM]	kilby was very happy
02:47:05:26	02:47:06:18	Dave [Kil]	Morgan’s occupation?
02:47:09:23	02:47:14:01	Dave [Kil]	People who say they don’t have jobs typically have jobs that you can’t put on the books
02:47:16:17	02:47:28:01	Chris [GM]	and then uh he explains that are you saying she’s a whore what
02:47:19:17	02:47:20:23	Dave [Kil]	Was Morgan a maiden?
02:47:25:06	02:47:26:27	Dave [Kil]	Every town needs a whore
02:47:28:01	02:47:33:27	Chris [GM]	a horrible thing to say horrible in my church You need to wash your filthy mouth out.
02:47:35:25	02:47:38:12	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:47:36:01	02:47:58:20	Dave [Kil]	you pick up like no you don’t literally
02:47:36:14	02:47:38:09	Chris [GM]	You should be ashamed of yourself.
02:47:37:23	02:47:39:11	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
02:47:37:26	02:47:43:08	Steve [Bief]	I come over, I got some water for you my lord! You can’t wait here.
02:47:42:09	02:47:49:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh not beefwater! Please
02:47:42:17	02:47:44:24	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
02:47:45:14	02:47:51:20	Chris [GM]	The pastor, the Father Redmond seems rather upset at such a horrible accusation.
02:47:54:10	02:47:57:23	Chris [GM]	Now get out I say you are ruining and soiling this church.
02:47:58:20	02:48:11:07	Dave [Kil]	we’re coming
02:47:58:23	02:48:00:29	Chris [GM]	Please wait outside all of you.
02:48:03:08	02:48:04:11	Steve [Bief]	Thanks my lord.
02:48:04:03	02:48:09:03	Chris [GM]	I don’t have any more to say to do with him. He sits down and begins writing his studies and stuff again.
02:48:11:07	02:48:13:11	Dave [Kil]	after this church
02:48:13:23	02:48:14:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Good
02:48:14:26	02:48:22:20	Dave [Kil]	they’ll be lucky to have one riz cracker left okay done
02:48:16:23	02:48:23:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’ll help you remove all of the books before. All right, let’s go outside
02:48:24:07	02:48:35:28	Chris [GM]	All right, so far you guys have visited Tormented the Morgue. You’ve been to The Blacksmith. You’ve went to The Hunter’s Lodge. You’ve gone to church.
02:48:27:26	02:48:30:06	Steve [Bief]	tormented is probably a better verb.
02:48:29:13	02:48:30:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:48:36:05	02:48:41:02	Chris [GM]	You’ve vened through the apartment where Morgan lives. You lived – gosh.
02:48:39:16	02:48:39:29	Dave [Kil]	lived
02:48:41:22	02:48:52:04	Chris [GM]	You had yet to visit the farm, the crime scene.
02:48:42:13	02:48:44:07	Steve [Bief]	There’s going to be a bonfire tonight.
02:48:42:28	02:48:48:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	And that is gonna smell so bad
02:48:52:04	02:49:03:25	Chris [GM]	You have yet to visit the – and then you learned about Rod, who lives with the butcher at the butcher shop. Rod Butcherson, yeah, he would clearly be there.
02:49:00:11	02:49:01:15	Steve [Bief]	Rod Butcherson
02:49:01:26	02:49:13:20	Dave [Kil]	nope tarot butcherson i just don’t want to walk clear to the north side when we’re just here in town yep i’m going to uh take out a piece of parchment
02:49:03:02	02:49:10:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay. Okay. Right, let’s take care of all these interrogations and then we’ll move to the field.
02:49:13:20	02:49:22:01	Dave [Kil]	before we leave the church and i’m going to write uh 13 articles of what they need to pay in order to keep the church
02:49:21:20	02:49:22:20	Steve [Bief]	It’s a receipt
02:49:22:01	02:49:29:04	Dave [Kil]	and i am going to nail it to the front door martin
02:49:27:26	02:49:30:06	Chris [GM]	What’s his name again? Martin Luther, thank you.
02:49:31:23	02:49:32:13	Chris [GM]	Very nice.
02:49:32:10	02:49:35:10	Steve [Bief]	You’re the Lutheran equivalent of
02:49:38:01	02:49:54:27	Dave [Kil]	right
02:49:39:19	02:49:40:19	Steve [Bief]	I’m going back
02:49:44:19	02:49:46:29	Chris [GM]	I’m assuming you guys are heading to the butcher’s shop.
02:49:47:07	02:49:49:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Indeed. Let’s go talk to Rod.
02:49:50:03	02:49:53:18	Chris [GM]	All right, you arrive at the butcher’s shop, there’s lights on, it looks like there’s people at home.
02:49:54:27	02:49:57:08	Dave [Kil]	can we just discuss the name Rod.
02:49:59:13	02:50:09:21	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, well just you know I mean guilt shame Rod he was kicked in the crotch to death. I think a man
02:50:09:21	02:50:11:14	Dave [Kil]	named Rod would do something like that
02:50:12:01	02:50:16:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	it is a bit presumptuous but… let’s
02:50:13:03	02:50:16:07	Dave [Kil]	but possible
02:50:15:25	02:50:19:23	Chris [GM]	And a man whose name is Kill wouldn’t.
02:50:18:04	02:50:20:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s um, that’s right
02:50:20:05	02:50:22:29	Dave [Kil]	You know how many people I’ve probably killed?
02:50:22:25	02:50:23:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Kill be
02:50:23:16	02:50:27:16	Chris [GM]	And the name of Texas, Central!
02:50:25:17	02:50:29:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right. I say it. I said we do a little history
02:50:28:08	02:50:31:14	Dave [Kil]	Oh! History
02:50:31:13	02:50:32:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	History
02:50:34:04	02:50:36:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s go and ask Rod
02:50:37:04	02:50:47:17	Steve [Bief]	go in, Beef notices that being by the butcher there’s a lot of opal and viscera and just like, you know, the gross stuff in
02:50:47:17	02:50:54:12	Steve [Bief]	the backyard. So I’m going to go and I’m going to start poking around Yeah! I mean this is my jam so I’m gonna
02:50:50:04	02:50:51:06	Chris [GM]	He’s just going to start?
02:50:53:09	02:50:53:24	Chris [GM]	Sure.
02:50:55:29	02:51:03:11	Steve [Bief]	do an investigation check with my incredible insight Gosh dang it
02:51:03:29	02:51:05:14	Dave [Kil]	help you um
02:51:05:07	02:51:07:20	Steve [Bief]	You can’t It’s a
02:51:07:03	02:51:11:08	Chris [GM]	I like this guy idea so much, I’m going to grant you inspiration.
02:51:08:13	02:51:09:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	You can’t
02:51:11:10	02:51:11:26	Steve [Bief]	Okay
02:51:13:05	02:51:20:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s not gonna help. Oh, you need to
02:51:14:05	02:51:19:11	Steve [Bief]	I rolled a 5 so I increased I switched dice and everything
02:51:16:19	02:51:17:04	Chris [GM]	Golly!
02:51:20:02	02:51:20:23	Chris [GM]	jeez
02:51:20:17	02:51:22:10	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, this hobbit hole is hexed.
02:51:22:21	02:51:29:25	Dave [Kil]	yeah all right so you’re just gonna roll around in
02:51:23:22	02:51:24:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Absolutely
02:51:25:29	02:51:27:13	Steve [Bief]	I haven’t painted it yet.
02:51:30:15	02:51:35:00	Steve [Bief]	Well, I slip. I slip and I figure I’m already down here
02:51:34:17	02:51:46:04	Chris [GM]	okay you slip you fall into a pile of dung that has suspiciously been kind of piled up in the corner and as you stand up
02:51:46:04	02:51:50:08	Chris [GM]	you don’t notice this but someone roll me a perception check
02:51:51:27	02:51:52:03	Steve [Bief]	it.
02:51:53:23	02:51:54:09	Steve [Bief]	Nope.
02:51:56:13	02:51:58:05	Steve [Bief]	Don’t you have a plus one on?
02:51:58:06	02:52:05:07	Dave [Kil]	i have a plus one um yeah plus one for 15 off of the 14
02:52:04:12	02:52:05:06	Chris [GM]	fantastic
02:52:05:17	02:52:08:18	Steve [Bief]	So that’s how you do it! Ah, get it now!
02:52:08:19	02:52:20:11	Chris [GM]	and you notice the stuck to beef’s back is a purple letter that seems to have been hidden in a pile of poop.
02:52:20:17	02:52:28:14	Steve [Bief]	My lord, I fell down It hurts me I fell town over there And I turn to your back
02:52:26:23	02:52:36:16	Dave [Kil]	it’s stuck really really bad so i have to push really hard on his back to pull it off and he just kind of gets pushed right
02:52:30:18	02:52:31:15	Steve [Bief]	Oh
02:52:33:03	02:52:33:19	Chris [GM]	-huh, uh
02:52:36:16	02:52:40:16	Dave [Kil]	back into like a pile of pig intestines.
02:52:40:08	02:52:41:19	Steve [Bief]	Where’s our squishy sound?
02:52:41:26	02:52:44:10	Dave [Kil]	I know, and
02:52:44:13	02:52:45:20	Steve [Bief]	That was a good sound.
02:52:51:19	02:52:53:03	Chris [GM]	Would you like to read the letter?
02:52:55:09	02:53:03:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m gonna…I, um, I’m not…alright.
02:52:56:01	02:53:01:04	Dave [Kil]	so much better at reading. Of the three T’s
02:53:01:04	02:53:09:24	Dave [Kil]	who’s the tutor to appeal to your intelligence?
02:53:08:19	02:53:09:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m reading.
02:53:11:02	02:53:16:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Dear God damn this girl!
02:53:18:03	02:53:19:02	Chris [GM]	Dearest rod
02:53:18:22	02:53:22:09	Dave [Kil]	my assumption of prostitute actually is going to hold up
02:53:22:07	02:53:24:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	She was no fair maiden that’s for sure.
02:53:25:08	02:53:34:26	Chris [GM]	Dearest rod and as you begin to read the letter you read it and it sounds very familiar It’s almost similar, almost word for word to the letter. Yes,
02:53:33:20	02:53:34:16	Dave [Kil]	we look at
02:53:35:03	02:53:38:11	Chris [GM]	The Shooter had been written by the Shooter. Oh you don’t have his letter?
02:53:38:25	02:53:39:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
02:53:38:26	02:53:45:26	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, but we have all the ones from The House. Can we line up The Handwriting?
02:53:45:22	02:53:50:02	Steve [Bief]	I thought that those letters were… I thought it was just parchment. Were they written?
02:53:45:28	02:53:46:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:53:49:05	02:53:58:16	Chris [GM]	The ones that were in the chest next to Kilby’s bed were written letters love letters but the parchment paper back at her home was blank paper
02:53:53:13	02:53:54:17	Steve [Bief]	Those had…
02:53:58:11	02:54:01:22	Dave [Kil]	So it was just The paper she was using
02:53:58:23	02:54:04:21	Steve [Bief]	Right, so it’s Kilby’s collection that we’re comparing to.
02:54:04:07	02:54:04:28	Dave [Kil]	Yes
02:54:06:05	02:54:08:16	Chris [GM]	Handwriting is the same yes
02:54:10:10	02:54:10:25	Chris [GM]	Now
02:54:15:01	02:54:21:24	Chris [GM]	it’s addressed to Rod, this new letter. It’s written pretty much word for word the same as one that Shooter
02:54:22:29	02:54:26:28	Chris [GM]	had and it even has the keywords in it right? And he says things like
02:54:30:05	02:54:41:04	Chris [GM]	secretly I’ve been in love with you I hope that you see me in your dreams. I hope we’ll be together. I can’t leave Kilby now but maybe in the future. You know his promises
02:54:44:01	02:54:45:18	Dave [Kil]	Maybe we’ll be together
02:54:45:22	02:54:52:13	Chris [GM]	doesn’t say if he’s dead But there is a promise There of being together Right?
02:54:48:18	02:54:49:21	Dave [Kil]	Two on the nose
02:54:52:02	02:54:57:29	Steve [Bief]	It doesn’t say anything about bed sheets and their level of cleanliness
02:54:58:07	02:54:58:27	Dave [Kil]	Intimacy
02:54:59:08	02:55:09:22	Chris [GM]	No nothing specific about Petsheets Love Morgan Written at the end Now do me a favor What is everyone’s passive perception
02:55:07:14	02:55:18:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	that wisdom
02:55:12:26	02:55:14:01	Chris [GM]	Terrible
02:55:13:27	02:55:21:26	Dave [Kil]	11. it’s uh yours should probably be the it’s
02:55:16:01	02:55:16:21	Chris [GM]	11
02:55:18:03	02:55:25:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	or intelligence mine’s only nine
02:55:22:16	02:55:23:13	Steve [Bief]	Passive wisdom.
02:55:24:14	02:55:26:24	Steve [Bief]	Yes, mine… Yeah, mine’s a nine.
02:55:26:10	02:55:34:26	Chris [GM]	Why don’t I want it to be Thief so badly While they’re looking At the letter please roll
02:55:36:01	02:55:37:07	Chris [GM]	a perception.
02:55:36:26	02:55:41:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	listen it’s never gonna happen
02:55:37:20	02:55:42:13	Dave [Kil]	pushed you into the viscera i i got you really close so i’m gonna
02:55:42:26	02:55:43:14	Steve [Bief]	Okay.
02:55:44:25	02:55:48:15	Steve [Bief]	Go ahead because I got six. That means I’m working my way up!
02:55:51:05	02:55:55:14	Chris [GM]	Just the perception, yeah. Like if you notice something
02:55:55:09	02:55:56:14	Steve [Bief]	Screw you, Bilbo.
02:55:55:14	02:56:07:03	Chris [GM]	You guys hear a sound and you hear oh crap And then
02:56:08:06	02:56:14:11	Chris [GM]	all look up to where the sound came from but you don’t see anyone there because they have already
02:56:15:03	02:56:15:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Taken off?
02:56:15:22	02:56:22:04	Chris [GM]	not taken off but just like disappeared from the window that’s open And the light that’s coming out from it.
02:56:24:03	02:56:32:01	Dave [Kil]	they saw us that’s the story we’ll tell them right
02:56:25:10	02:56:25:23	Chris [GM]	Yes.
02:56:25:17	02:56:27:05	Steve [Bief]	Maybe they just smelled me.
02:56:29:05	02:56:29:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, crap!
02:56:29:07	02:56:40:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	indeed um let’s knock I’m having
02:56:31:29	02:56:34:07	Chris [GM]	Guys, talk. I’ve got to go pee with it.
02:56:34:25	02:56:41:05	Steve [Bief]	Be careful, we might end up throwing you into a bedroom and having you void your bowels all over things.
02:56:40:13	02:56:41:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	you defecate
02:56:42:20	02:56:51:01	Dave [Kil]	we discussed with you specifically that you would be the uh the that attack what was it yeah the
02:56:48:26	02:56:50:10	Steve [Bief]	The vector of disease?
02:56:51:10	02:57:01:01	Dave [Kil]	the stink bomb i think he had said that before you left biological attack
02:56:55:29	02:56:56:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right
02:56:56:29	02:57:08:07	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, saying that I would be the biological attack is different than saying… You knocked yourself out from the stench!
02:57:03:07	02:57:13:07	Dave [Kil]	it was a biological attack you knocked
02:57:13:07	02:57:16:15	Dave [Kil]	it wasn’t that one
02:57:20:00	02:57:30:09	Steve [Bief]	i have sucked so bad like i know when you play dnd you’re always like man i’m rolling really bad tonight because it’s not like always a win yeah
02:57:26:29	02:57:32:00	Dave [Kil]	crap dude
02:57:30:29	02:57:35:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s like I’ve never it’s as worse than Jesse I think
02:57:31:17	02:57:33:29	Steve [Bief]	i think i’ve had one success
02:57:37:27	02:57:47:19	Dave [Kil]	of the character though it’s so good oh my gosh it’s so good oh man
02:57:40:04	02:57:49:18	Steve [Bief]	can’t do anything right i really wish i’d put the rat catch
02:57:50:23	02:57:59:18	Steve [Bief]	far less it would be far less disgusting i would not currently be covered in butcher offal and
02:57:54:12	02:57:55:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:57:58:19	02:58:05:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	an expert in shite oh my gosh
02:58:02:05	02:58:13:12	Steve [Bief]	it’s about consistency just lamenting
02:58:07:26	02:58:08:17	Dave [Kil]	my gosh
02:58:10:19	02:58:12:10	Dave [Kil]	nothing weird
02:58:13:12	02:58:24:07	Steve [Bief]	my my horrible role like you could you should keep track when you eventually get and yeah i mean i think i’ve had one success maybe two tonight
02:58:26:10	02:58:31:09	Chris [GM]	That was created for you Is so perfect for those roles It’s almost like
02:58:29:03	02:58:29:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:58:29:18	02:58:31:08	Dave [Kil]	perfect yeah that’s what we were saying
02:58:31:20	02:58:34:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	feeling everything we asked him to do
02:58:34:15	02:58:36:17	Steve [Bief]	I want to come in clutch at least once.
02:58:38:09	02:58:40:09	Chris [GM]	So yeah You guys heard a noise
02:58:41:16	02:58:49:29	Chris [GM]	Someone distinctly said Oh crap And then You look up and see no one there Except for the open window where The person might have been
02:58:43:29	02:58:44:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh crap!
02:58:51:16	02:58:54:25	Chris [GM]	Clearly they saw you And what you guys had discovered
02:58:55:20	02:58:59:13	Dave [Kil]	all right uh should we pick a beef up and throw him in the window
02:59:00:25	02:59:03:07	Steve [Bief]	Please, my lord I really would prefer
02:59:03:27	02:59:10:23	Dave [Kil]	I will make an athletics check. Well, we’re going to go to the front door.
02:59:07:14	02:59:09:11	Chris [GM]	the door sure
02:59:10:12	02:59:11:06	Chris [GM]	yeah, yeah
02:59:11:25	02:59:14:09	Steve [Bief]	this is going to be a posed roll because I’m going to try to resist with
02:59:14:22	02:59:15:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
02:59:15:05	02:59:19:20	Dave [Kil]	With your entrail? I hope so.
02:59:15:29	02:59:18:04	Chris [GM]	here comes the Nat 20
02:59:18:15	02:59:18:28	Steve [Bief]	Hey
02:59:20:07	02:59:24:04	Steve [Bief]	My strength is plus zero That makes it one of my strongest attributes
02:59:22:17	02:59:25:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Now, you’re going to pick that up.
02:59:24:23	02:59:30:17	Dave [Kil]	You’re not gonna beat that 17th.
02:59:27:24	02:59:29:02	Steve [Bief]	I got a 15
02:59:32:21	02:59:34:17	Steve [Bief]	No, my Lord please not again
02:59:35:24	02:59:44:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Don’t touch him! It happens
02:59:38:12	02:59:47:03	Dave [Kil]	It’s shot-putting him. It’s on the most undirty part of him, which happens to be his backside.
02:59:43:10	02:59:44:25	Steve [Bief]	That’s a comparative thing
02:59:44:25	03:00:07:20	Steve [Bief]	It’s about
02:59:47:22	02:59:54:16	Dave [Kil]	And I just shot put him in the window and then let’s go book it to the front.
02:59:53:15	02:59:58:26	Chris [GM]	from inside the house what is that smell?
02:59:57:02	02:59:57:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	What?
03:00:00:18	03:00:01:10	Chris [GM]	everybody out
03:00:02:24	03:00:04:17	Chris [GM]	and you hear all this clamoring
03:00:05:16	03:00:08:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	Lovely. We don’t even need to knock. Oh, consistency!
03:00:07:06	03:00:11:24	Dave [Kil]	As the door opens, I have the scroll open.
03:00:07:14	03:00:10:06	Chris [GM]	everyone’s running for the front door
03:00:07:20	03:00:08:25	Steve [Bief]	consistency!
03:00:11:06	03:00:13:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:00:11:10	03:00:20:28	Chris [GM]	and there was like stacks up behind the person in the lead, which is the butcher. I’ll stop
03:00:12:24	03:00:13:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:00:20:28	03:00:27:21	Chris [GM]	at the door. What is going on? There’s a bomb in the house! We gotta go! Get out! Quick!
03:00:21:03	03:00:22:21	Dave [Kil]	When was the last time you paid your taxes?
03:00:29:06	03:00:32:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, it’ll dissipate… It’ll dissiprate in a few days.
03:00:32:16	03:00:35:02	Chris [GM]	Well we’re an upstanding business here let’s say
03:00:36:16	03:00:38:29	Steve [Bief]	Fulfs straight into his NPC dialogue.
03:00:44:04	03:00:47:04	Chris [GM]	69% of our taxes is paid.
03:00:47:10	03:00:47:29	Steve [Bief]	Nice.
03:00:48:16	03:00:52:15	Dave [Kil]	Very nice. It slowly creaks to a small close.
03:00:53:20	03:00:55:28	Steve [Bief]	I think it makes a different sound every time.
03:00:58:05	03:00:59:01	Dave [Kil]	Do you have a son named Rod?
03:01:01:07	03:01:08:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah. He yells back and there’s no answer but you do hear some scuffling up above
03:01:09:13	03:01:10:06	Dave [Kil]	Like, upstairs.
03:01:11:00	03:01:19:02	Chris [GM]	Just in a different room. It doesn’t have to be upstairs, just in a different room you hear some scuffling around as someone’s frantically trying to like hide themselves
03:01:19:07	03:01:21:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, we need you to summon him immediately.
03:01:23:04	03:01:24:11	Chris [GM]	Is something wrong?
03:01:24:11	03:01:26:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	No, not at all. We just need to ask him for this.
03:01:26:17	03:01:28:12	Dave [Kil]	Beef! Upstairs!
03:01:28:27	03:01:30:05	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord!
03:01:29:05	03:01:38:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes my lord! Well, interesting. Why would you ask about that?
03:01:30:08	03:01:40:01	Chris [GM]	does this have to deal with the death of Kildi is that what this is about our son was best friends with that boy how
03:01:34:03	03:01:35:22	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. Mm-hmm.
03:01:38:20	03:01:42:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	No, no. We’re not accusing anyone.
03:01:44:12	03:01:45:09	Dave [Kil]	I just have some questions.
03:01:44:14	03:01:45:10	Chris [GM]	sigh of relief
03:01:45:25	03:01:49:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well, we were just tasked by the mayor to do some investigation.
03:01:50:05	03:01:56:14	Chris [GM]	please come in ignore the smell someone threw something in our house we think it was one of
03:01:56:14	03:02:05:27	Chris [GM]	pigs but rod and he yells again get down here now and then he looks at you like he’s a bit daft
03:01:58:00	03:01:59:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Who would do such a thing?
03:02:09:20	03:02:12:10	Dave [Kil]	I’d pick you up and throw you back out the window
03:02:12:21	03:02:16:23	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, come running down. My lord, I think…
03:02:19:19	03:02:20:10	Dave [Kil]	in the viscera
03:02:21:15	03:02:32:00	Steve [Bief]	Tendril of Intesta just trailing behind like a kite string. it just goes
03:02:32:00	03:02:34:29	Steve [Bief]	and butchers them. Why would it affect them?
03:02:35:04	03:02:42:04	Chris [GM]	the butcher went off i’m assuming during that whole thing the butcher went off to get rod right yeah that’s that’s what i was assuming
03:02:38:14	03:02:42:27	Dave [Kil]	Get Rod and I went to the back to dispose of the evidence
03:02:41:29	03:02:44:06	Steve [Bief]	Well, yeah, I mean
03:02:45:12	03:02:48:00	Steve [Bief]	he probably would be okay with some of it
03:02:49:05	03:02:52:27	Steve [Bief]	It’s not the first time a liver has landed on his floor let’s just put it that way
03:02:50:16	03:03:00:18	Chris [GM]	you come to the um you
03:03:00:18	03:03:12:16	Chris [GM]	all meet at the table and butchers got rod by the arm and uh he brings in a rod looks scared to death and the butcher sits in there and says What’s wrong with you, boy? I’m like, gosh.
03:03:12:19	03:03:24:06	Chris [GM]	These boys just have some questions to ask you for. Relax. And Rod immediately is like, I swear I didn’t do it! It does not mean I did kill him!
03:03:23:12	03:03:28:04	Dave [Kil]	me see your boots. Let me see your boots!
03:03:24:07	03:03:34:01	Chris [GM]	I swear he’s my best friend! I swear, I swear! I swear and he’s a little confused by the question but he’s like, okay. He lifts his boots up
03:03:34:01	03:03:41:24	Chris [GM]	and there’s nothing on his boots. Yeah, his boots do not have any mud on them
03:03:38:21	03:03:53:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	okay because he showed us interesting you
03:03:41:28	03:03:47:13	Dave [Kil]	Do they match the same size and shape of the bruises on his crotch?
03:03:47:04	03:03:49:23	Chris [GM]	You know, surprisingly, they’re a bit small.
03:03:52:09	03:03:53:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:03:52:21	03:03:53:28	Dave [Kil]	Not even close.
03:03:53:18	03:03:59:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	know what small feet me oh
03:03:56:16	03:04:00:16	Chris [GM]	But what you do notice is that Rod has a black eye.
03:04:02:02	03:04:13:14	Chris [GM]	Do you propose
03:04:03:29	03:04:08:24	Dave [Kil]	Is it the same size and shape of his genitalia?
03:04:13:14	03:04:15:25	Chris [GM]	to say that he was head-butted in the croix?
03:04:16:08	03:04:17:00	Dave [Kil]	Possibly.
03:04:18:08	03:04:18:28	Chris [GM]	No.
03:04:20:09	03:04:21:24	Chris [GM]	No it is not.
03:04:22:18	03:04:25:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s not continue this discussion.
03:04:28:08	03:04:30:02	Steve [Bief]	My lord, what are you talking about?
03:04:30:04	03:04:36:10	Chris [GM]	Rod continues I swear i didn’t kill my friend kilby he was just a little mad at me
03:04:31:24	03:04:42:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	For the sake of the child, there will be no
03:04:35:19	03:04:38:04	Steve [Bief]	My lady, is there something You need to teach me about
03:04:42:29	03:04:54:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	history off the groin. I only know it. I’ve never partaken
03:04:48:22	03:04:52:18	Steve [Bief]	I like to think that she knows it She just doesn’t want to share
03:04:54:28	03:05:04:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	in this hall. It was only anatomical research.
03:04:55:11	03:04:55:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:04:56:09	03:04:57:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:04:59:19	03:05:00:14	Steve [Bief]	Purely academic
03:05:02:19	03:05:08:05	Chris [GM]	research purposes there’s this whole book in her bag that’s like
03:05:04:08	03:05:08:24	Dave [Kil]	It was a two-way mirror, and I was research!
03:05:08:05	03:05:17:14	Chris [GM]	this thick of research of that specific subject yeah yeah yeah i know nothing
03:05:13:08	03:05:20:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	And I’m like pushing the book behind my back Hiding it in my robes like a knife and a sheath.
03:05:25:25	03:05:28:24	Steve [Bief]	I’m not writing any of those down Just so you know
03:05:28:23	03:05:30:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fantastic, let it be forgotten.
03:05:34:01	03:05:34:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay.
03:05:36:10	03:05:38:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	Rod, rod, listen.
03:05:39:25	03:05:41:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	You don’t need to fret.
03:05:44:09	03:05:50:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Why are you so… What’s the matter with you? What’s going on?
03:05:48:19	03:05:49:06	Dave [Kil]	Sweaty.
03:05:52:03	03:05:59:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	No one said that you did So why are you stressed out about it because that just makes you look a little more guilty.
03:06:00:21	03:06:01:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	You know what I’m saying?
03:06:02:18	03:06:04:21	Dave [Kil]	Rod, do you have a job?
03:06:03:14	03:06:12:01	Chris [GM]	i work here at the butcher you already did the taxes for the butcher
03:06:13:09	03:06:19:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	That takes account for all the employees and all of the services that are provided out of this business.
03:06:19:00	03:06:20:02	Dave [Kil]	Taxes are individual.
03:06:21:19	03:06:22:13	Chris [GM]	okay
03:06:21:26	03:06:23:12	Dave [Kil]	Have you seen Robin Hood?
03:06:28:26	03:06:31:16	Dave [Kil]	Prince John wishes you a happy birthday too.
03:06:35:26	03:06:36:29	Dave [Kil]	Rod Butchardson
03:06:43:10	03:06:46:04	Dave [Kil]	Please make a roll and find out how much taxes he paid
03:06:53:05	03:06:55:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	No wonder he’s sweating. It’s because of you!
03:06:56:04	03:06:59:13	Dave [Kil]	So So, do you know what happens to people that don’t pay their taxes?
03:07:01:14	03:07:06:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	He’s going to go write your name on a little slip and a dead falcon is going to not pick it up.
03:07:06:26	03:07:17:24	Dave [Kil]	Once the Falcon has delivered your name to Central, they will come for you. Now I can write your name on a slip of paper or I cannot write your name on this slip of
03:07:17:24	03:07:25:26	Dave [Kil]	paper if you go to Central little boys are very welcome in
03:07:27:03	03:07:27:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yikes.
03:07:29:26	03:07:35:08	Steve [Bief]	What does that mean, my lord? My lady, can you explain that one to me too?
03:07:36:00	03:07:39:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	That will be discussed at a later date.
03:07:40:01	03:07:46:20	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry I’ll tell you anything if you want to know. Please,
03:07:49:12	03:07:59:20	Dave [Kil]	you have a black eye why’d you get in fighting with kilby uh why did you get love liver from morgan did
03:07:51:05	03:07:51:19	Chris [GM]	with Kilby
03:07:54:19	03:07:57:02	Chris [GM]	from Morgan and he was mad about it
03:07:59:20	03:08:03:14	Dave [Kil]	you talk to morgan about it
03:08:00:20	03:08:02:08	Chris [GM]	under my pillow on my bed
03:08:04:17	03:08:05:01	Chris [GM]	No?
03:08:05:29	03:08:14:07	Dave [Kil]	did you know that shooter had one as well yep do you any other friends that may have received
03:08:08:08	03:08:09:04	Chris [GM]	Shooter had one too
03:08:14:07	03:08:25:04	Dave [Kil]	a letter like this do you having any friends in general he’s dead do you know what a pin cushion
03:08:15:01	03:08:15:16	Chris [GM]	It’s
03:08:18:23	03:08:20:26	Chris [GM]	Kilby My best friend Uh
03:08:22:04	03:08:22:18	Chris [GM]	No
03:08:25:22	03:08:26:06	Chris [GM]	Yes
03:08:30:16	03:08:32:02	Chris [GM]	He starts to soil himself
03:08:33:03	03:08:35:19	Steve [Bief]	See, my lady, that’s what I mean by consistency.
03:08:38:16	03:08:39:24	Chris [GM]	Please! Please!
03:08:41:08	03:08:51:17	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my Lord. Okay, Mr. Rod Rodgerson, if you would please just come this way, I would be happy to assist you.
03:08:51:29	03:08:53:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Happy to buy me.
03:08:58:26	03:09:09:03	Dave [Kil]	did you get the black eye from while he’s cleaning you up as as you are
03:09:01:26	03:09:02:11	Chris [GM]	So
03:09:03:19	03:09:05:15	Chris [GM]	Rob begins to explain his story
03:09:09:03	03:09:16:09	Dave [Kil]	intricately cleaning his soiled pants he begins to relate a story
03:09:16:25	03:09:20:23	Steve [Bief]	He’s like, oddly enough this is not the weirdest thing that’s happened to me.
03:09:19:03	03:09:29:17	Chris [GM]	unnerved by the whole thing. He’s just like, I’m going to tell you everything because you guys are weirding me and freaking me out. So Rod explains that yeah,
03:09:29:22	03:09:35:16	Chris [GM]	he found a letter from Morgan under his pillow in the letter it told him what you guys read
03:09:36:21	03:09:47:24	Chris [GM]	that Morgan wanted to be with Rod. uh he um shoot i’m so
03:09:47:24	03:09:54:16	Chris [GM]	sorry guys wait one sec no i didn’t give away the ending i just want to make sure i gave you the right clue
03:10:00:27	03:10:03:23	Dave [Kil]	out the window and there’s a fully black -skinned tiefling
03:10:05:03	03:10:07:08	Dave [Kil]	playing the violin outside we’re just like
03:10:10:19	03:10:11:11	Dave [Kil]	did you know
03:10:10:22	03:10:11:24	Steve [Bief]	It’s my father!
03:10:16:15	03:10:20:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	you’re the best your hair is bad okay
03:10:19:11	03:10:23:01	Steve [Bief]	Yeah those were my foster parents that sold me into slavery
03:10:21:26	03:10:31:14	Chris [GM]	okay i feel this was a this wasa pretty important detail that i screwed up on
03:10:22:22	03:10:25:29	Dave [Kil]	You’re a red tiefling. He would never father a red tiefling
03:10:26:14	03:10:28:24	Steve [Bief]	Aros doesn’t remember a lot of things.
03:10:31:14	03:10:37:22	Chris [GM]	okay not a retcon token and it’s not i don’t have to go that far back thankfully the letter
03:10:32:22	03:10:34:06	Dave [Kil]	retcon you’re going to use your retcon token
03:10:37:22	03:10:45:23	Chris [GM]	you found in the pile of poop that was covered up was a torn in half letter it was the other
03:10:39:03	03:10:39:17	Dave [Kil]	yeah
03:10:43:16	03:10:45:12	Dave [Kil]	so it was the other half of the letter
03:10:48:09	03:10:48:24	Dave [Kil]	okay
03:10:49:27	03:10:51:12	Dave [Kil]	Kilby found the letter
03:10:53:05	03:10:55:04	Dave [Kil]	that was in Rod’s position
03:10:53:20	03:10:56:12	Chris [GM]	rod said kilby found the letter
03:10:58:01	03:11:08:10	Chris [GM]	and came to me confronted me about it. He was pissed off punched me right in the eye and I was so scared I just cowered over it and then Kilby went north
03:11:08:09	03:11:09:16	Dave [Kil]	did you kick him in the crotch
03:11:09:28	03:11:16:23	Chris [GM]	what? No! You knocked me out almost. I was on the ground man and I saw Kilby walk up towards the farm
03:11:20:02	03:11:30:20	Chris [GM]	with the other half of the letter that I had the next morning when I found out that Kilby died I was sure that the guards were going to thought that I did it because he punched me and then I had the letter. So, I freaked out, man!
03:11:31:04	03:11:36:11	Chris [GM]	No, I hit the letter in the poop but you guys found it! Now I’m freaking out!
03:11:37:03	03:11:38:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	Beef has a way of that.
03:11:38:29	03:11:47:08	Dave [Kil]	b okay rod who did
03:11:39:02	03:11:40:06	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lord.
03:11:41:14	03:11:43:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Exceptional investigation skills
03:11:44:23	03:11:46:19	Chris [GM]	I didn’t kill him, I swear!
03:11:47:08	03:11:52:22	Dave [Kil]	who did do you understand what children
03:11:47:24	03:11:48:11	Chris [GM]	I don’t know!
03:11:52:22	03:12:00:08	Dave [Kil]	name rod do in prison uh for intimidation
03:11:55:18	03:11:57:21	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and roll… What was that role for the lie?
03:12:00:26	03:12:03:05	Chris [GM]	To see if someone is lying or not.
03:12:03:28	03:12:04:15	Steve [Bief]	Insight
03:12:04:29	03:12:06:04	Chris [GM]	Insight, yeah go ahead and rolled insight.
03:12:07:04	03:12:08:23	Steve [Bief]	I’ll help you, my lord!
03:12:07:11	03:12:07:18	Dave [Kil]	one
03:12:09:24	03:12:10:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	All three of us
03:12:11:18	03:12:18:08	Steve [Bief]	Oh, I got an 18 minus one. But that’s still over 15!
03:12:12:19	03:12:13:13	Chris [GM]	Is it a 20?
03:12:14:28	03:12:15:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah!
03:12:19:28	03:12:22:07	Steve [Bief]	My lord, do you notice this about Rod?
03:12:23:07	03:12:24:01	Chris [GM]	He is
03:12:25:04	03:12:25:17	Chris [GM]	clearly
03:12:27:17	03:12:36:11	Chris [GM]	like at his end, what is the word? That he cannot express enough that he’s telling the truth. There’s nothing more he can do to convince you.
03:12:28:28	03:12:30:01	Dave [Kil]	Wit’s end.
03:12:34:23	03:12:35:09	Steve [Bief]	My lord.
03:12:37:01	03:12:39:15	Steve [Bief]	The consistency says he’s being honest.
03:12:40:05	03:12:43:03	Chris [GM]	He wets his pants again. God, Jemera! Please!
03:12:43:10	03:12:44:09	Steve [Bief]	That’s what I mean.
03:12:46:09	03:12:51:09	Chris [GM]	I don’t know who killed him but I know the guards are going to think I did it! I’m freaking out man!
03:12:51:07	03:12:54:01	Dave [Kil]	Shit doesn’t lie.
03:12:56:06	03:13:00:05	Steve [Bief]	That was what my father told me right before they pushed us out the door.
03:13:00:02	03:13:04:05	Dave [Kil]	You’re lucky we smell no bullshit on you.
03:13:04:10	03:13:05:19	Chris [GM]	Okay What does that mean?
03:13:07:15	03:13:11:16	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, well yes there is quite a bit.
03:13:09:26	03:13:12:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	We have No beef with you
03:13:12:09	03:13:16:03	Chris [GM]	And so with a little relieved He’s like, okay. Okay. So you guys believe me right?
03:13:21:12	03:13:22:14	Chris [GM]	That’s the best I’m going to get.
03:13:23:06	03:13:26:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	What time did Kilby
03:13:29:16	03:13:35:10	Chris [GM]	It was last night and he left for the field right after I saw him walk towards the farm
03:13:35:00	03:13:36:01	Dave [Kil]	Would you see anyone
03:13:36:28	03:13:38:01	Chris [GM]	No, I went home
03:13:39:13	03:13:42:00	Chris [GM]	Went home To cry
03:13:46:20	03:13:48:12	Dave [Kil]	exactly what a pincushion would do.
03:13:47:02	03:13:52:12	Chris [GM]	And the blacksmith is just looking at his son And he’s shaking his head
03:13:52:22	03:13:53:11	Dave [Kil]	Butcher, you mean?
03:13:53:16	03:14:02:19	Chris [GM]	Yes, thank you The butcher is just look at his side Shaking his head And then he puts your pipes up and says, I have two sons. Rod is the youngest. The oldest?
03:14:03:29	03:14:05:06	Steve [Bief]	Is his name Todd?
03:14:08:00	03:14:13:06	Chris [GM]	Fredericks wasn’t my man. But he’s left for Central a couple months ago.
03:14:14:12	03:14:15:22	Chris [GM]	We haven’t heard from him since.
03:14:18:14	03:14:21:12	Dave [Kil]	I’m glad that you at least have one son that’s not a disappointment.
03:14:24:02	03:14:25:15	Chris [GM]	Just kind of nodding there.
03:14:25:18	03:14:26:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:14:27:18	03:14:40:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	is a sad history. He
03:14:29:22	03:14:31:16	Dave [Kil]	Rod is going to grow up and kill himself.
03:14:31:21	03:14:38:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, no! No, no. Oh, Rod will seek the help he needs and turn out okay. I promise.
03:14:38:15	03:14:39:29	Dave [Kil]	He’ll exercise a lot.
03:14:40:05	03:14:51:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	will take Morgan as his side quest okay so when did you said
03:14:42:08	03:14:44:08	Chris [GM]	He believes that Rod’s a bit dafted.
03:14:53:07	03:14:54:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Frederick is the older brother.
03:14:55:23	03:14:59:26	Chris [GM]	He left for Central a few months ago. But they haven’t heard from him since he left.
03:15:02:20	03:15:02:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	Let’s see.
03:15:04:11	03:15:08:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	All right, I’ll push, oh here we go.
03:15:08:11	03:15:08:26	Dave [Kil]	Frederick
03:15:12:25	03:15:17:23	Dave [Kil]	trying this I do want the birds to try to find
03:15:17:23	03:15:25:20	Dave [Kil]	him to see if he’s actually in central or not so i am going to send it because i’m sure every time
03:15:17:26	03:15:18:20	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh. Okay.
03:15:21:15	03:15:22:03	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah.
03:15:25:20	03:15:31:14	Dave [Kil]	someone has to go to central to get past the gates they have to sign a ledger once they enter
03:15:30:05	03:15:33:05	Chris [GM]	Okay. All right. That’s good. This is good. That’s great. I like it. Like it. I like It.
03:15:31:14	03:15:41:21	Dave [Kil]	so that they can be taxed properly yes
03:15:34:09	03:15:45:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so let’s roll – how do you want to roll for that? I like it. I like it.
03:15:38:13	03:15:39:19	Steve [Bief]	I say that’s animal handling.
03:15:40:10	03:15:44:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh the lowest?
03:15:41:21	03:15:50:14	Dave [Kil]	yes you do realize that across the board I’m basically just a plus one on everything.
03:15:50:22	03:15:53:11	Steve [Bief]	Wow, I wonder what that would feel like.
03:15:50:24	03:15:51:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes.
03:15:54:16	03:15:59:16	Dave [Kil]	Because you’ve dealt with so much animal feces, I think you should help me.
03:15:57:17	03:15:58:08	Steve [Bief]	Oh yeah.
03:16:00:04	03:16:05:10	Steve [Bief]	Thank you help me Lord see the droppings of the barn owl and it stinks.
03:16:07:23	03:16:08:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah!
03:16:08:10	03:16:08:29	Steve [Bief]	16!
03:16:11:22	03:16:13:15	Steve [Bief]	Two successes in a row!
03:16:14:07	03:16:17:17	Chris [GM]	So you send this bird off and
03:16:18:19	03:16:23:04	Chris [GM]	miraculously these birds can fly freaking fast, man. It’s messenger bird.
03:16:18:29	03:16:27:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	fly up and dive it
03:16:20:24	03:16:21:28	Dave [Kil]	Hell yeah they can.
03:16:24:28	03:16:29:28	Dave [Kil]	They fly up and they create like a black hole.
03:16:26:29	03:16:31:09	Steve [Bief]	They go into orbit? They let the planet rotate below them?
03:16:32:11	03:16:33:18	Chris [GM]	comes back with a letter
03:16:35:02	03:16:38:07	Chris [GM]	Fredericks never checked into Central
03:16:39:11	03:16:42:08	Dave [Kil]	Seems that Fredericks has not been paying his taxes.
03:16:42:26	03:16:47:28	Chris [GM]	And the butcher kind of sits up. He’s like, what are you saying?
03:16:43:13	03:16:45:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	It turns out you have two disappointments
03:16:48:17	03:16:50:03	Dave [Kil]	He never made it to Central.
03:16:50:10	03:16:52:13	Chris [GM]	My son Frederick has never made it to Central?
03:16:52:05	03:16:52:21	Dave [Kil]	No.
03:16:54:01	03:16:55:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	to go look at them at Disney
03:16:56:27	03:16:59:00	Steve [Bief]	Finally to farm to farm
03:17:02:19	03:17:11:23	Dave [Kil]	with the two disappointments you must have disappointing seed my friend but
03:17:11:23	03:17:16:29	Dave [Kil]	But, you are an honest man that pays his taxes.
03:17:19:24	03:17:21:01	Dave [Kil]	Just a little bit.
03:17:20:24	03:17:21:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:17:22:25	03:17:29:25	Dave [Kil]	Not even remotely close to like the 92% of Morticia.
03:17:27:11	03:17:29:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	More tissue
03:17:28:13	03:17:37:03	Chris [GM]	I got 94 on someone too. The blacksmith? I don’t remember.
03:17:30:24	03:17:41:20	Dave [Kil]	But yeah, he’s
03:17:35:09	03:17:38:22	Steve [Bief]	I have it written down.
03:17:38:18	03:17:42:12	Chris [GM]	No, no. It was the bar. The bar. That’s the barkeep.
03:17:41:20	03:17:46:19	Dave [Kil]	pretty dumb. He’s just going to dump all of this.
03:17:49:23	03:17:57:21	Chris [GM]	All right, you guys have the farm. The farm is what’s left. The crime scene, finally.
03:17:55:06	03:17:56:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, let’s go.
03:17:59:06	03:18:03:19	Chris [GM]	So you guys head north and you’re heading north out of town. It is now dark.
03:18:05:10	03:18:09:22	Chris [GM]	You might have to use some sort of illumination device to help you see well.
03:18:12:07	03:18:17:11	Dave [Kil]	I’m a human. and I have no dark sights, so that’s going to work. Yeah, so does she.
03:18:14:06	03:18:15:08	Chris [GM]	Good, okay, yeah.
03:18:15:03	03:18:17:01	Steve [Bief]	I have DarkSight because I’m a teaser.
03:18:18:25	03:18:21:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	I can see nothing in front of me.
03:18:22:24	03:18:29:01	Dave [Kil]	You actually have Dark Vision as a half-elf, yeah. So I’m kind of the only one who needs the lamplight.
03:18:23:01	03:18:24:01	Steve [Bief]	Do you want me to?
03:18:24:28	03:18:25:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	What?!
03:18:25:04	03:18:25:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you do.
03:18:28:11	03:18:31:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right here we go you can hold this This is for reading
03:18:32:17	03:18:33:04	Chris [GM]	So
03:18:33:04	03:18:35:07	Steve [Bief]	Do I get to learn that someday, my lady?
03:18:36:04	03:18:39:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes at very… In the future
03:18:40:24	03:18:41:23	Dave [Kil]	to my armband.
03:18:43:03	03:18:54:26	Chris [GM]	guys arrive at the farm I did have a little farm map but yeah
03:18:54:26	03:18:56:06	Chris [GM]	here we go let’s just say this is
03:18:56:05	03:18:59:20	Steve [Bief]	Wait, what was the map we’ve been looking at for the past three hours?
03:18:59:25	03:19:01:16	Dave [Kil]	That was the mayor’s office!
03:19:01:10	03:19:06:28	Chris [GM]	Just never bothered Alright, here we goes Here’s the farm
03:19:05:12	03:19:06:00	Steve [Bief]	That’s right.
03:19:08:11	03:19:09:08	Dave [Kil]	Found a farm!
03:19:08:28	03:19:19:23	Chris [GM]	You guys arrived at the firm The smell of freshly plowed wheat It’s fresh in the air It’s much more pleasant Smell than beef puts off
03:19:19:23	03:19:30:02	Chris [GM]	and luckily beef is downwind from you first time in the adventure you guys are getting a whiff of freshness yeah this farm is found on
03:19:24:23	03:19:28:18	Dave [Kil]	gosh, it’s crazy how you can actually smell freshness.
03:19:28:22	03:19:29:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
03:19:30:02	03:19:38:22	Chris [GM]	northern outskirts of town and uh over there in the dirt uh in in the field is pretty much
03:19:37:07	03:19:37:29	Dave [Kil]	Chalk outline?
03:19:38:22	03:19:45:23	Chris [GM]	chalk outline yeah exactly where you can see some disturbance uh dirt that’s been disturbed
03:19:43:04	03:19:45:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	But instead of chalk, it’s salt.
03:19:46:04	03:19:47:05	Dave [Kil]	do we find
03:19:46:11	03:19:48:00	Steve [Bief]	They salted their field.
03:19:48:10	03:19:48:27	Dave [Kil]	footprints
03:19:50:23	03:19:57:27	Chris [GM]	Let’s roll and see what you find out with
03:19:52:06	03:19:54:23	Dave [Kil]	we are investigating for boot prints
03:19:54:24	03:19:55:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right.
03:19:55:04	03:19:59:07	Steve [Bief]	I will look too, my lord. Yeah that’s more like it.
03:19:57:27	03:20:06:03	Chris [GM]	that lamp shirt. Yeah, you have advantage.
03:19:58:15	03:20:04:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	We’re all looking. Do I have advantage because of my vision? Because I’m gonna need it.
03:20:06:13	03:20:06:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fantastic.
03:20:08:20	03:20:09:27	Steve [Bief]	I’ve been standing
03:20:08:20	03:20:10:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I rolled a two twice.
03:20:10:18	03:20:21:20	Chris [GM]	Oh, wow. You got a nat 20? Wow. Awesome. Okay. So what are the odds of all of this happening?
03:20:11:04	03:20:14:23	Dave [Kil]	it’s okay 20 not a nat 20 an 18 plus 2
03:20:16:05	03:20:17:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	A two twice?
03:20:18:10	03:20:21:11	Dave [Kil]	what are the odds I
03:20:22:24	03:20:24:25	Steve [Bief]	mean each time is one and twenty
03:20:25:09	03:20:26:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, beef.
03:20:25:29	03:20:29:28	Chris [GM]	I guess that’s true. You asked. so uh
03:20:29:15	03:20:32:13	Dave [Kil]	did beef say that because that’s the most intelligent thing
03:20:31:25	03:20:35:20	Steve [Bief]	Yes Roughly one in twenty each time my lady
03:20:34:01	03:20:43:12	Dave [Kil]	He couldn’t even pick up an eighth of the square Of shit, but he knows that The odds are 1 in 20
03:20:43:15	03:20:48:28	Steve [Bief]	Probability is easy to understand my lord I’d be happy to talk to you about some day
03:20:49:21	03:20:54:06	Dave [Kil]	What is the probability Of me smacking you across the face?
03:20:53:28	03:21:04:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	It is
03:20:54:05	03:21:00:26	Steve [Bief]	At this point, it’s approximately 44%.
03:20:56:25	03:20:58:08	Chris [GM]	roll a d100 please
03:20:56:29	03:20:57:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:21:00:23	03:21:04:08	Chris [GM]	pretty accurate there
03:21:01:10	03:21:03:01	Dave [Kil]	Surprisingly straight
03:21:05:13	03:21:12:12	Chris [GM]	so uh
03:21:07:04	03:21:07:19	Steve [Bief]	Savant.
03:21:10:10	03:21:11:04	Dave [Kil]	In the tax office
03:21:12:02	03:21:13:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	I highly doubt that.
03:21:13:16	03:21:15:26	Steve [Bief]	I heard that the taxes are full of crap.
03:21:17:08	03:21:27:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	You know what? There’s a chance. you do realize
03:21:17:14	03:21:20:26	Dave [Kil]	How No, I’m going to make him
03:21:22:29	03:21:24:22	Steve [Bief]	You love me that much my lord?
03:21:31:28	03:21:33:14	Chris [GM]	You thrive in that environment.
03:21:32:26	03:21:35:29	Dave [Kil]	i will make you work at the bath house
03:21:37:07	03:21:39:12	Steve [Bief]	No okay. I apologize my lord.
03:21:40:13	03:21:45:23	Steve [Bief]	Let’s just stare at this dead body’s final resting place and…
03:21:44:28	03:21:48:04	Chris [GM]	His ultimate fear, a soapy water bath.
03:21:48:14	03:21:59:27	Dave [Kil]	them with their dark vision they actually can only see kind of in black and white with the light coming off of the lamp I actually see the divots
03:21:52:11	03:21:53:26	Chris [GM]	Black and white, correct? Yeah.
03:21:59:27	03:22:05:16	Dave [Kil]	and things in full color do I find anything with a 20 investigation check
03:22:05:29	03:22:17:20	Chris [GM]	do. Glad you rolled it. All right, so as you get to the crime scene where the white chalk outline is, you notice that it looks like there’s quite a scuffle
03:22:17:20	03:22:27:13	Chris [GM]	that happened here. Not only does it look like the body is laid kind of in a position where it’s holding its crotch keeled over,
03:22:31:20	03:22:33:04	Chris [GM]	you also
03:22:34:10	03:22:38:22	Chris [GM]	as oh my gosh
03:22:40:11	03:22:52:01	Chris [GM]	As Nevara holds up the lamp You see just this little glint shining in the dirt A little bit hairy and as you go over and reach over you pick it up
03:22:52:01	03:22:53:11	Chris [GM]	and it’s actually a key
03:22:53:07	03:22:55:08	Steve [Bief]	I can dig this out of the dirt my lord!
03:22:55:19	03:23:05:26	Dave [Kil]	I go into like straight up Sherlock Holmes where I am relaying this to them and I’m saying right here two kicks
03:22:59:10	03:22:59:25	Chris [GM]	yeah
03:23:06:12	03:23:07:25	Dave [Kil]	four
03:23:09:02	03:23:10:25	Dave [Kil]	kneeling on the ground
03:23:10:14	03:23:12:25	Chris [GM]	you also see scratch marks around in the dirt
03:23:12:04	03:23:16:04	Dave [Kil]	begging to stop scratch marks everywhere
03:23:16:14	03:23:22:19	Chris [GM]	you see on the key a familiar color of mud red mud
03:23:23:29	03:23:24:28	Chris [GM]	found on the key
03:23:26:08	03:23:27:27	Chris [GM]	you also notice that the mud
03:23:29:07	03:23:31:07	Chris [GM]	in the soil is not red at all
03:23:32:20	03:23:34:18	Dave [Kil]	written in the mud
03:23:35:19	03:23:36:20	Chris [GM]	you see
03:23:35:24	03:23:42:27	Dave [Kil]	is red mud backwards dumb dr it
03:23:43:06	03:23:45:02	Steve [Bief]	I think that was my mother’s name.
03:23:44:26	03:23:48:26	Chris [GM]	and finally with a nat 20 well was it a natural 20
03:23:49:27	03:23:50:09	Dave [Kil]	plus two
03:23:50:10	03:23:52:13	Chris [GM]	18 plus 2? Unnatural 20.
03:23:57:17	03:24:05:03	Chris [GM]	With the 20, you also see a faint trail leading away
03:24:05:03	03:24:12:20	Chris [GM]	off towards a direction
03:24:13:11	03:24:19:13	Chris [GM]	to something sort of a building that you kind of see off in the distance. It is a windmill.
03:24:20:14	03:24:21:27	Chris [GM]	A windmill, yep.
03:24:22:00	03:24:27:08	Steve [Bief]	I really like the fact that in The Complete Darkness with a single lantern, we happen to see
03:24:28:12	03:24:34:26	Steve [Bief]	everything that this crime scene has to offer including a trail leading away from the place. Like these guards
03:24:31:08	03:24:35:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	power of a 20.
03:24:35:11	03:24:37:06	Chris [GM]	You roll a 20, I mean…
03:24:38:07	03:24:39:15	Steve [Bief]	they’re being overpaid
03:24:39:10	03:24:42:07	Chris [GM]	They did not roll a 20. They’re not even being paid, remember?
03:24:42:03	03:24:44:25	Steve [Bief]	Yeah and I still think they demand a refund
03:24:44:16	03:24:56:07	Dave [Kil]	question with the red mud Is it red mud because it’s red, or is it Red Mug because it mixed with blood type of mud?
03:24:52:28	03:25:04:11	Chris [GM]	It’s red mud because it’s this particular type of mud and if you had asked someone about the mud someone probably could have told you where the mud was from It is a familiar mud to the town’s fault but to you who are not
03:25:04:26	03:25:10:17	Chris [GM]	from the town probably don’t have a clue what it is Now you have a couple options right now You guys have gathered all the clues
03:25:11:05	03:25:18:21	Chris [GM]	You guys can either report back to the mayor about what you think is going on in your findings, if you want to discuss for a little bit.
03:25:18:27	03:25:28:04	Chris [GM]	Or you can go and investigate the windmill if you so desire. There’s a few options for you to decide. Want to go straight through the windmills?
03:25:26:00	03:25:26:17	Dave [Kil]	Windmill.
03:25:28:23	03:25:31:19	Dave [Kil]	We’re here. I don’t want to walk all the way back.
03:25:32:01	03:25:47:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right. A tax collector that doesn’t like to walk, then
03:25:36:20	03:25:48:01	Dave [Kil]	Well this is the thing…it’s like trick-or-treating. You go house to house you don’t go from house across town to another house then to the windmill, and then back
03:25:47:08	03:25:48:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	take it in an apartment.
03:25:48:01	03:25:49:03	Dave [Kil]	to the mayor’s house.
03:25:48:09	03:25:51:28	Chris [GM]	We’re getting a little peek at Kill’s childhood.
03:25:51:22	03:25:53:23	Dave [Kil]	Yes. Efficiency!
03:25:53:04	03:25:56:19	Chris [GM]	The inefficiencies he had to deal with with other kids.
03:25:54:27	03:25:59:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Right right all right let’s go to the windmill we go
03:26:00:21	03:26:04:21	Chris [GM]	Just so we’re looking at the time now, are we all still okay to keep going?
03:26:06:01	03:26:10:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, alright, cool. Alright, you guys make it to The Windmill.
03:26:12:26	03:26:23:12	Chris [GM]	Technically it’s only discoverable when someone tells the players about dirt but seeing as it’s the last place they could possibly go you guys found it with that great 20 investigation.
03:26:24:27	03:26:35:06	Chris [GM]	It is at the most northern edge of town, built on red clay dirt. So as you arrive you see a very familiar dirt that we’ve seen
03:26:35:06	03:26:38:04	Chris [GM]	on some boots and
03:26:37:04	03:26:37:17	Dave [Kil]	windmill.
03:26:41:18	03:26:43:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	up my handkerchief. It’s the same
03:26:44:20	03:26:47:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m so glad I saved this but never asked a question about it.
03:26:48:03	03:26:54:04	Chris [GM]	know when you did it, I was like this is perfect because they’re totally going to use this and it’s going to give a clue and it’ll be great
03:26:53:19	03:26:56:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I genuinely forgot that I had it!
03:26:57:10	03:27:01:08	Chris [GM]	As is such in D&D when you just forget everything you’re ever given
03:27:01:06	03:27:04:12	Dave [Kil]	Beef! Why didn’t you remember?
03:27:05:14	03:27:08:07	Steve [Bief]	I’m sorry, my lord. What did I not remember?
03:27:08:08	03:27:16:06	Dave [Kil]	You are the only one that deals with dirt crap everything Why on earth did you not talk to us?
03:27:08:24	03:27:10:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	He’s too…
03:27:16:06	03:27:18:19	Steve [Bief]	Dirt on earth. Okay, I’ll dig, my Lord.
03:27:20:02	03:27:21:23	Steve [Bief]	Investigation on the dirt.
03:27:23:28	03:27:25:14	Dave [Kil]	Oh my gosh, that’s a nat 20.
03:27:24:10	03:27:25:15	Steve [Bief]	That’s a natural 20.
03:27:26:18	03:27:27:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, yes!
03:27:29:20	03:27:37:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	We have found his area! The Area of Expertise.
03:27:33:14	03:27:42:03	Steve [Bief]	The heavens open up for many clocks!
03:27:37:16	03:27:37:26	Chris [GM]	Amazing.
03:27:39:13	03:27:41:05	Chris [GM]	That’s fan-freaking-tastic.
03:27:42:17	03:27:48:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, how do I… I want to like zoom out just a titch but…
03:27:52:19	03:27:53:14	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, you can
03:27:54:17	03:27:56:28	Steve [Bief]	control plus or minus and it will zoom in and out.
03:27:58:11	03:28:10:09	Chris [GM]	pretty much where I went. All right, there we go. There is the windmill. Okay, so you guys have arrived on the – what side do I want you to arrive at? Yeah.
03:27:58:16	03:27:59:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s perfect.
03:28:10:25	03:28:13:18	Chris [GM]	Right here. Right at the entrance to the windmill over there.
03:28:14:12	03:28:14:17	Dave [Kil]	pit?
03:28:16:09	03:28:25:17	Chris [GM]	No by the – yeah that’s the windmill with this shaft that’s going up in the middle there. That’s what connects to the spinning rod and everything.
03:28:18:12	03:28:19:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	going to pretend this is a room?
03:28:25:17	03:28:26:21	Dave [Kil]	Shaft rod.
03:28:27:07	03:28:29:24	Chris [GM]	I’m really good at that. I set it up so nicely every time.
03:28:31:18	03:28:38:19	Chris [GM]	um uh but as you so with a nat 20
03:28:32:03	03:28:37:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	to avoid not this maiden
03:28:38:19	03:28:50:11	Chris [GM]	uh you look around in the dirt and you clearly find boot prints that match the boots that you found in morgan’s room that you did not steal you didn’t
03:28:39:03	03:28:40:20	Steve [Bief]	What does that mean, my lady?
03:28:48:11	03:28:48:19	Steve [Bief]	stole.
03:28:48:19	03:28:56:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	I took the
03:28:50:26	03:28:51:20	Steve [Bief]	I thought you took them.
03:28:51:26	03:28:55:20	Dave [Kil]	oh yeah we took the boots but I just
03:28:55:18	03:28:57:15	Steve [Bief]	Dave is always a kleptomaniac.
03:28:57:14	03:29:01:09	Dave [Kil]	saw a book on your back what
03:28:58:18	03:28:59:01	Chris [GM]	assume.
03:29:05:22	03:29:06:10	Chris [GM]	Nothing?
03:29:07:28	03:29:09:28	Steve [Bief]	Do you need help carrying something?
03:29:09:14	03:29:11:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	i read in my down time
03:29:10:26	03:29:11:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:29:13:10	03:29:22:28	Dave [Kil]	a very broad chested human with long blonde hair and a maiden on the cover
03:29:20:05	03:29:21:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:29:23:26	03:29:26:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	I don’t know what you’re talking about.
03:29:24:16	03:29:35:15	Steve [Bief]	I’m still just digging around, and I found this boot print
03:29:27:19	03:29:31:22	Dave [Kil]	I see better in the dark apparently with a lantern.
03:29:35:15	03:29:46:20	Steve [Bief]	and it’s headed into the windmill.
03:29:37:17	03:29:43:25	Chris [GM]	You found one of the you found the red footprint or the boot print in the red mud
03:29:40:23	03:29:44:14	Dave [Kil]	Red boot pin? And it’s going, It’s going in into
03:29:48:17	03:29:49:12	Dave [Kil]	Good job, B.
03:29:49:27	03:29:50:26	Steve [Bief]	Thank you, my lord.
03:29:54:10	03:29:55:18	Dave [Kil]	Does it have A keyhole?
03:29:54:26	03:29:56:08	Chris [GM]	It sure does
03:29:57:19	03:30:00:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	This is great let’s use this
03:30:00:11	03:30:09:11	Chris [GM]	Oh, you know what You did a 20. My bad. I will describe the windmill just a bit. This windmill looks very run down, like it has not been used in years.
03:30:10:17	03:30:22:04	Chris [GM]	Abandoned and clearly no signs of life at all. The only sign that you see is the few boot pits walking up to me. So it’s definitely been abandoned for a long time.
03:30:23:13	03:30:27:26	Dave [Kil]	Hmm. All right. Is there any Entrances or exits That are not Ground level?
03:30:29:00	03:30:31:25	Chris [GM]	No, you only saw – you only see the main engine. It says right there.
03:30:40:16	03:30:41:10	Steve [Bief]	My lady…
03:30:40:23	03:30:41:22	Dave [Kil]	I thought There was
03:30:40:27	03:30:52:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	that is my intelligence right thank you
03:30:43:17	03:30:45:28	Dave [Kil]	There was an Entire book Written on The Podunk Windmill
03:30:47:22	03:30:50:29	Steve [Bief]	My lady is always impressive with her book knowledge.
03:30:51:09	03:30:56:06	Dave [Kil]	Alright Uh I will Unsheath My longsword
03:30:56:11	03:30:57:03	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay.
03:30:57:26	03:30:59:00	Dave [Kil]	Just in preparation
03:30:58:29	03:31:00:23	Chris [GM]	Just in preparation? I like it. Okay.
03:31:00:20	03:31:02:14	Steve [Bief]	My lord, should I do something with my shovel?
03:31:06:22	03:31:07:16	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lady!
03:31:07:29	03:31:21:16	Dave [Kil]	pretty sure we’re gonna need a grave down six
03:31:12:08	03:31:15:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	me and you just like we’re like it’s time
03:31:21:16	03:31:23:23	Dave [Kil]	feet we just clock him over the head
03:31:24:06	03:31:25:04	Chris [GM]	Oh gosh!
03:31:24:26	03:31:27:02	Steve [Bief]	There’s no way this will come back to bite me!
03:31:28:14	03:31:33:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	this is your last quarter step warning okay
03:31:34:05	03:31:36:08	Steve [Bief]	That means I’m going to learn something new.
03:31:38:13	03:31:40:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I put the key
03:31:38:26	03:31:48:25	Dave [Kil]	it’s of mice and men he has
03:31:40:19	03:31:41:08	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
03:31:43:04	03:31:45:20	Steve [Bief]	Will I get the pets of Basil? I mean, the rabbits?
03:31:50:18	03:31:52:03	Chris [GM]	All the rabbits you want.
03:31:50:20	03:31:51:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	alright
03:31:55:22	03:32:02:23	Chris [GM]	You putting the key and the coal when you’re unlocking the door? Alright. As you push the door and creaks open.
03:31:57:05	03:32:00:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	putting the key in I’m unlocking it we’re going in
03:32:04:01	03:32:09:23	Chris [GM]	And as you raise the lantern, you look inside what looks to be
03:32:12:06	03:32:23:26	Chris [GM]	a totally worn down area but chained up against the wall, you see another completely withered body that looks just like
03:32:26:22	03:32:27:24	Chris [GM]	Kildy’s body
03:32:27:29	03:32:38:01	Dave [Kil]	he have any clothes on can i check it for papers and maybe it says fredericks all right that’s an investigation check hold the letter please
03:32:37:11	03:32:38:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
03:32:40:16	03:32:42:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m feeling a little bit crazy
03:32:44:08	03:32:51:08	Chris [GM]	oh fantastic yeah you rummage around in the clothing of this withered dead body and
03:32:51:08	03:32:59:16	Chris [GM]	pull out a purple letter addressed to a name my mom is petricks love
03:32:59:16	03:33:04:08	Chris [GM]	morgan uh it does
03:33:04:08	03:33:15:19	Chris [GM]	and the date is from a few months ago no there’s no money on him
03:33:07:26	03:33:11:26	Dave [Kil]	have a satchel of money that he was taking to Central with him?
03:33:19:26	03:33:24:21	Dave [Kil]	Death tax is 24% I just don’t know what to do about this Do I go back to the butcher?
03:33:24:29	03:33:27:11	Chris [GM]	i mean you can carry the body back to central if you want
03:33:27:22	03:33:56:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	um okay all
03:33:29:09	03:33:31:13	Steve [Bief]	You could call a hawk to get the body, my lord.
03:33:31:10	03:33:33:01	Dave [Kil]	Keep digging beef
03:33:32:14	03:33:33:17	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord.
03:33:40:01	03:33:45:11	Chris [GM]	So, at this point you have gathered all the evidence. I would prefer…
03:33:40:21	03:33:42:09	Dave [Kil]	Tight corners Beef
03:33:50:13	03:33:53:12	Steve [Bief]	The probability of me knowing that m’lady is
03:33:55:13	03:33:56:00	Steve [Bief]	38%.
03:33:56:01	03:34:08:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
03:33:57:15	03:34:00:28	Dave [Kil]	know the probability of everything you know but you don’t no anything
03:34:00:10	03:34:01:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:34:00:28	03:34:11:16	Dave [Kil]	was Frederick’s kicked in the crotch as well.
03:34:04:21	03:34:05:11	Chris [GM]	That’s good.
03:34:08:29	03:34:10:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	so we’re
03:34:11:17	03:34:12:16	Chris [GM]	Several times, yes.
03:34:13:15	03:34:15:15	Steve [Bief]	Why are you looking over there?
03:34:15:02	03:34:23:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	starting we’re starting to see a pattern okay so i’m thinking I think that Morgan is not what we think she is
03:34:16:16	03:34:19:01	Chris [GM]	A lot of dark bruising just around the area.
03:34:26:12	03:34:28:23	Dave [Kil]	and she doesn’t go to church
03:34:28:28	03:34:32:03	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you review all the clues that you guys have? I’m curious where this is going to go.
03:34:31:10	03:34:42:08	Dave [Kil]	letters boots with the mud no church going every
03:34:35:24	03:34:38:04	Chris [GM]	With the first! Low, low, low.
03:34:42:08	03:34:51:07	Dave [Kil]	person has had a letter from her that is relatively similar there’s an entire box of letters to Kilby we have a dead Kilby
03:34:54:16	03:35:02:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	wonder why she wanted to marry Kilby and the other ones were just… Anyways, exactly.
03:35:04:08	03:35:06:02	Steve [Bief]	rod? Oh, sorry, m’lord!
03:35:09:10	03:35:13:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	He’s actually really good at that! Who is good at digging?
03:35:14:10	03:35:17:15	Dave [Kil]	want that princess bride like knock you over the head with
03:35:21:14	03:35:24:23	Steve [Bief]	You do have a pole that you have not used the entire time.
03:35:22:23	03:35:26:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	The 10 foot pole?!
03:35:24:15	03:35:31:14	Dave [Kil]	true the 10 -foot pole uh i was planning on using that in combat
03:35:26:13	03:35:29:08	Steve [Bief]	I just imagine it makes you hard to get into rooms
03:35:32:09	03:35:33:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	It’s like extendable
03:35:34:04	03:35:38:15	Dave [Kil]	and i’m just like it’s just i’m running and i’ve just got to pull vaults away
03:35:35:13	03:35:37:01	Steve [Bief]	It’s actually just a pointer
03:35:36:26	03:35:40:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	it’s a travel pole vault okay
03:35:40:09	03:35:50:11	Dave [Kil]	i forgot i had it or we
03:35:41:16	03:35:47:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	so I feel like we need to confront her
03:35:50:11	03:36:01:01	Dave [Kil]	use beef as bait bait beef 12 year
03:35:53:14	03:35:56:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	I really don’t think she wants to drink that
03:36:01:01	03:36:12:01	Dave [Kil]	old beef bullion red beef bullions um okay uh yeah i think uh go back to morgan’s apartment
03:36:01:26	03:36:12:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	concentrate all paths are leading
03:36:12:20	03:36:18:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh no not the she’s gotta be still at their house mourning right
03:36:18:26	03:36:20:14	Steve [Bief]	She has to be
03:36:18:28	03:36:30:21	Chris [GM]	so propose to me what you guys think happened, and then you have an option to either… We’ll see what type of options you have with the information
03:36:20:14	03:36:21:03	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:36:20:19	03:36:21:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	please
03:36:25:12	03:36:34:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	I think she’s a creature. Definitely.
03:36:30:21	03:36:31:11	Chris [GM]	that you think they have.
03:36:31:12	03:36:40:05	Dave [Kil]	I think that she is a creature. I think she’s been luring men or, uh… I mean, succubus, vampire…
03:36:40:24	03:36:48:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Can I do an invet—I want—yeah. That’s withering things.
03:36:42:17	03:36:46:19	Steve [Bief]	no fang marks so vampire probably not but some sort of
03:36:43:18	03:36:43:28	Dave [Kil]	Yeah.
03:36:47:25	03:36:48:28	Steve [Bief]	yeah
03:36:49:01	03:36:51:14	Dave [Kil]	A lycanthrope of some sort?
03:36:51:19	03:36:54:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	Um, I just wanna look around the windmill more.
03:36:51:25	03:36:57:27	Steve [Bief]	perhaps someone who drains youth We didn’t ask how long Morgan has been around
03:36:57:26	03:37:00:09	Dave [Kil]	That’s right. And she doesn’t have a job. It’s weird.
03:36:58:11	03:37:09:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	yeah that’s true. Yeah she’s obviously… they’re
03:37:01:07	03:37:04:15	Steve [Bief]	No, that’s also not weird.
03:37:01:14	03:37:03:06	Dave [Kil]	She hasn’t paid her taxes.
03:37:06:03	03:37:10:14	Chris [GM]	According to this town, some people are paying, and some people like not
03:37:07:13	03:37:11:18	Dave [Kil]	Yeah. There you are. Most people are paying.
03:37:09:29	03:37:16:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	making up, they’re making up for the boo-boo life. Okay I just want to look around though okay
03:37:15:24	03:37:16:18	Dave [Kil]	I’ll help you.
03:37:21:19	03:37:23:16	Dave [Kil]	See, I’m rolling. That’s his 16th?
03:37:24:19	03:37:25:03	Chris [GM]	Consistent?
03:37:27:27	03:37:36:25	Chris [GM]	uh let me see no
03:37:29:21	03:37:32:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	in
03:37:36:25	03:37:45:01	Chris [GM]	just just you can tell that this is where that there are more shackles and
03:37:37:16	03:37:41:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	All the murders have been
03:37:41:09	03:37:44:10	Dave [Kil]	Are there more shackles, or is that the only…
03:37:45:01	03:37:51:28	Chris [GM]	piles of clothes yes you can tel that this has been where something has been storing
03:37:53:10	03:37:59:20	Chris [GM]	bodies for food right to slowly or whatever eat off of right
03:38:00:17	03:38:00:26	Dave [Kil]	Okay.
03:38:02:02	03:38:05:11	Dave [Kil]	Let’s take the other body with us.
03:38:05:11	03:38:08:16	Steve [Bief]	Beef climbs up and out of the hole.
03:38:10:13	03:38:15:00	Dave [Kil]	Just right as we throw the other buddy like right in front of him.
03:38:15:14	03:38:17:26	Steve [Bief]	You know, that reminds me of Morticia.
03:38:18:15	03:38:21:13	Dave [Kil]	Beef! Pick up the body. Let’s go.
03:38:19:09	03:38:20:08	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord?
03:38:20:27	03:38:25:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	your strength
03:38:22:11	03:38:24:16	Steve [Bief]	I can’t wait for it.
03:38:27:29	03:38:35:12	Steve [Bief]	plus zero. It’s better than my dexterity, which is minus two. So I couldn’t even tie my shoes if he wanted me to. I got a five.
03:38:35:23	03:38:36:11	Dave [Kil]	Beef!
03:38:36:17	03:38:37:16	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord!
03:38:38:18	03:38:39:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	he is only
03:38:39:16	03:38:40:04	Dave [Kil]	I
03:38:40:05	03:38:42:01	Chris [GM]	I forgot he was that young
03:38:42:02	03:38:43:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
03:38:42:28	03:38:49:28	Dave [Kil]	use my 10-foot rod I break the shackles off The wall I shackle them to beef
03:38:50:02	03:38:52:13	Steve [Bief]	My lord, no wait! Why are you doing this?
03:38:51:16	03:38:55:10	Dave [Kil]	One to the bodies You can drag it
03:38:56:22	03:38:59:21	Chris [GM]	it’s pretty lightweight there’s no fluids within this body at all
03:38:58:08	03:39:06:00	Dave [Kil]	Exactly To the mares
03:38:59:07	03:39:02:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	it’s just a husk
03:39:00:10	03:39:00:23	Steve [Bief]	Alright.
03:39:02:12	03:39:07:16	Chris [GM]	so where are you proposing your going right now are you gonna report all this back to the mayor
03:39:03:02	03:39:03:17	Steve [Bief]	Okay.
03:39:04:27	03:39:05:28	Steve [Bief]	Wait, wait, wait.
03:39:07:29	03:39:14:12	Steve [Bief]	Wait, beef thinks he understands something and he’s trying to articulate it while dragging
03:39:14:13	03:39:14:25	Dave [Kil]	probability
03:39:16:10	03:39:21:20	Steve [Bief]	so the probability that I can get out my hypothesis is 11%
03:39:23:29	03:39:34:15	Steve [Bief]	So, I’m gonna How about this? If I can get…I will try to wriggle out of the shackles to come and catch up to you to talk to you Yeah
03:39:33:11	03:39:34:07	Dave [Kil]	little baby foot
03:39:36:07	03:39:37:26	Steve [Bief]	That’s going to be a 2
03:39:40:13	03:39:42:16	Dave [Kil]	50 feet behind us
03:39:42:16	03:39:57:29	Dave [Kil]	She bathed
03:39:49:04	03:39:53:12	Steve [Bief]	Dishin! a new dead body
03:39:52:24	03:39:53:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:39:55:11	03:39:56:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:39:57:29	03:40:00:01	Dave [Kil]	92% in Texas.
03:40:00:00	03:40:01:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:40:01:03	03:40:02:04	Steve [Bief]	suspicious my lord
03:40:08:04	03:40:14:10	Dave [Kil]	Very high. Two people in the village have done it so far. 65%, which is manly too slow!
03:40:11:09	03:40:12:01	Chris [GM]	Three.
03:40:11:25	03:40:12:14	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
03:40:12:14	03:40:14:13	Steve [Bief]	which is barely two thighs
03:40:20:16	03:40:22:00	Dave [Kil]	Back to the square!
03:40:21:13	03:40:33:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	it’s incredible what he’s absorbing by example i’m good
03:40:24:07	03:40:24:29	Chris [GM]	Amazing.
03:40:27:04	03:40:28:15	Steve [Bief]	character arc
03:40:28:24	03:40:29:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:40:32:07	03:40:35:28	Dave [Kil]	Okay, that is a… Thank you.
03:40:33:27	03:40:47:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	at my job wait morgan
03:40:37:10	03:40:44:11	Dave [Kil]	Let’s make our way back and turn the body in but I agree we go back over to Morticia
03:40:47:11	03:41:09:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	Morticia. Okay, okay, do
03:40:48:24	03:40:56:26	Chris [GM]	Mortician the mortition. It is night by now And as you approach, there seems to be a light on in the bedroom.
03:40:57:02	03:41:02:14	Chris [GM]	But the rest of the mortgage is that the lights are off and stuff.
03:41:07:16	03:41:07:27	Steve [Bief]	lord
03:41:08:22	03:41:10:09	Dave [Kil]	It’s the upstairs window
03:41:09:06	03:41:21:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	you please
03:41:11:25	03:41:28:22	Dave [Kil]	I’m going
03:41:11:26	03:41:13:06	Chris [GM]	It is the upstairs window.
03:41:12:21	03:41:16:05	Steve [Bief]	it’s so way to mold me up
03:41:17:18	03:41:19:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
03:41:18:26	03:41:19:16	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:41:19:03	03:41:27:04	Steve [Bief]	okay my lord that’s good I should land on my seat my lord I got a tan
03:41:28:22	03:41:37:16	Dave [Kil]	to tie his hands To the rod and just bend it Backwards like a pole vault up against The wall, and just Fling him up
03:41:34:13	03:41:35:08	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
03:41:39:04	03:41:40:24	Chris [GM]	Roll that athletics. Let’s see what happens.
03:41:40:11	03:41:48:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	I’m actually really strong
03:41:42:26	03:41:47:08	Dave [Kil]	Can you help? We just need to bend the pole Bend the pole pull down
03:41:50:05	03:41:50:21	Dave [Kil]	Surprisingly
03:41:51:18	03:41:52:16	Chris [GM]	this whole time.
03:41:52:26	03:41:56:08	Dave [Kil]	It’s the one thing we haven’t used Like the whole time
03:41:54:08	03:42:02:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	14 I got a 16 good don’t
03:41:59:16	03:42:01:00	Dave [Kil]	Great because I got a two
03:42:02:21	03:42:31:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	worry out I got this right
03:42:04:16	03:42:05:02	Dave [Kil]	Finally
03:42:04:26	03:42:10:04	Steve [Bief]	Okay, so you actually do launch me? Yeah. Okay.
03:42:08:26	03:42:09:09	Dave [Kil]	yeah
03:42:09:13	03:42:13:18	Chris [GM]	Nivara gets, yeah you launch through the air and let’s see how you make it through this window
03:42:14:03	03:42:23:17	Steve [Bief]	So if I’m allowed to do an athletics check and just use my brute strength, I have plus zero. But if I have to do a lot of things like that,
03:42:17:17	03:42:18:01	Chris [GM]	yes
03:42:22:05	03:42:22:19	Chris [GM]	okay
03:42:23:17	03:42:26:13	Steve [Bief]	If I have had to do acrobatics check to land softly, it’s at minus two.
03:42:26:15	03:42:34:02	Chris [GM]	ay yi yi they’re using you as a stink bomb again
03:42:28:10	03:42:31:13	Dave [Kil]	you’re just you’re a biological attack again
03:42:31:14	03:42:33:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	there’s no it doesn’t matter how you land
03:42:34:12	03:42:38:01	Dave [Kil]	are you just going to have to make a constitution check when you get there and see
03:42:40:18	03:42:46:23	Dave [Kil]	he does not land well he does make it through the window well, he makes it through The Window for what we did
03:42:43:15	03:42:47:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes. Right.
03:42:43:29	03:42:45:05	Chris [GM]	does he? what did he roll?
03:42:46:19	03:42:47:05	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah yeah
03:42:46:20	03:42:54:20	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I go through the window and the door opens on the other side of the room.
03:42:54:26	03:43:04:17	Steve [Bief]	And I just keep going through and I like land in the hallway just slam against the ground and I’m stunned.
03:42:56:19	03:42:57:08	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:43:05:04	03:43:11:07	Steve [Bief]	So I’ll have to do a constitution saving throw or something before I can stand up again. I got it.
03:43:12:21	03:43:13:04	Chris [GM]	fantastic
03:43:13:12	03:43:18:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	you think he’s okay? It’s true.
03:43:15:28	03:43:19:28	Dave [Kil]	no one wants to go anywhere near him with a ten foot pole
03:43:21:11	03:43:23:04	Steve [Bief]	She comes running up. Are you okay?
03:43:24:28	03:43:26:08	Steve [Bief]	You’ll be okay after that.
03:43:29:04	03:43:30:25	Steve [Bief]	Sorry. That was non-canonical.
03:43:31:23	03:43:37:13	Chris [GM]	so surprisingly after you hear all this clumping around and there’s a horrible land
03:43:37:13	03:43:44:14	Chris [GM]	in the house kind of shape. You don’t hear any movement at all coming from the bedroom,
03:43:44:18	03:43:50:06	Chris [GM]	but what you do see is someone come out of the front entrance to the morgue
03:43:50:06	03:43:58:02	Chris [GM]	And there’s Morticia standing, and she’s got this pair of enchanted goggles that let her see really well in the dark.
03:43:56:22	03:43:57:15	Dave [Kil]	in the dark
03:44:00:00	03:44:00:13	Dave [Kil]	body
03:44:01:14	03:44:08:07	Chris [GM]	She’s checking out her house to make sure nothing smacked inside of it, wondering what all that clamoring was
03:44:08:07	03:44:19:25	Chris [GM]	and is a little frightened to see you pointing to another body, and he gets very excited. He’s like, you’ve got another? And she immediately pulls the goggles up and reaches over
03:44:09:29	03:44:10:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	in the morgue.
03:44:19:25	03:44:23:03	Chris [GM]	and begins to examine that this one looks similar.
03:44:24:25	03:44:28:23	Chris [GM]	Much, much dustier or older. Where did you find this?
03:44:29:22	03:44:30:07	Dave [Kil]	windmill
03:44:30:06	03:44:38:12	Chris [GM]	The windmill! The windmill! Bring it aside! Bring it inside! She guessed you guys would bring the body to the side but lay it next to kill the body.
03:44:32:17	03:44:34:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Yes we uh…
03:44:39:16	03:44:42:27	Dave [Kil]	can we investigate her to make see if she
03:44:44:01	03:44:48:21	Dave [Kil]	we’re both intelligent
03:44:44:06	03:44:44:29	Chris [GM]	Sure yeah go for it.
03:44:48:20	03:44:52:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	Absolutely. I got her 4.
03:44:53:13	03:44:54:26	Dave [Kil]	is that intelligence
03:44:55:28	03:44:57:13	Dave [Kil]	I may have failed this
03:44:59:09	03:45:01:25	Dave [Kil]	investigation no it’s plus two thirteen plus two
03:45:02:17	03:45:13:24	Chris [GM]	Fifteen. Fantastic. You can see she’s very eager to have this new body to investigate as a mortician
03:45:14:21	03:45:15:27	Chris [GM]	would be excited
03:45:18:08	03:45:22:10	Dave [Kil]	not a lot of murders in this town it’s really just more like old dusty
03:45:19:14	03:45:24:28	Chris [GM]	not a lot of murders and stuff yeah, she’s like, this is the most action I’ve seen in years
03:45:26:07	03:45:28:16	Chris [GM]	She said, where did you say you found that body?
03:45:28:22	03:45:29:26	Dave [Kil]	uh windmill
03:45:30:27	03:45:31:11	Chris [GM]	And who?
03:45:32:24	03:45:40:02	Chris [GM]	She starts looking around and runs I can’t tell me what this isn’t I recognize it but someone from town must be from someone outside
03:45:41:11	03:45:45:10	Chris [GM]	Frederick, the Butcher’s son. He left months ago.
03:45:47:24	03:45:50:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	I really don’t think that has anything to do with it.
03:45:49:18	03:45:54:22	Chris [GM]	We must report this to the mayor immediately!
03:45:50:17	03:45:52:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:45:51:06	03:45:52:05	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:45:55:26	03:45:57:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I agree.
03:45:56:23	03:45:57:10	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:45:58:02	03:46:04:08	Steve [Bief]	I’m doing a constitution saving throw. It’s the only thing I have proficiency at.
03:46:05:11	03:46:13:21	Steve [Bief]	So, I actually get plus… This is to see… No, no. I didn’t land okay. I’m trying to shake off Yeah.
03:46:06:29	03:46:09:24	Chris [GM]	Is this to see if you landed okay? Did we not resolve that?
03:46:10:28	03:46:13:09	Dave [Kil]	if he does doesn’t crap himself
03:46:13:29	03:46:16:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	Does he poop? Can we roll for that?
03:46:15:10	03:46:26:01	Steve [Bief]	So I actually get plus three on this constitution saving throw to see if I can shake off what happened. Otherwise, I didn’t hear any of that and they’re planning on leaving me behind.
03:46:27:18	03:46:33:19	Steve [Bief]	Ten! No it’s ten with my bonuses!
03:46:29:28	03:46:30:14	Chris [GM]	Thirteen.
03:46:32:12	03:46:48:29	Dave [Kil]	10 with my bonus gonna leave him up in the hole uh
03:46:33:08	03:46:34:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:46:38:16	03:46:41:10	Brin [Brins-PC]	Should we…I mean, I feel kind of not!
03:46:41:10	03:47:01:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	I am his tutor after all beef beef right
03:46:48:29	03:47:00:04	Dave [Kil]	can we look around and see if there’s just a burlap sack or something that’s just been left over no no no we’re just a burlap sack to put him in so we can just carry him away
03:46:54:00	03:46:55:12	Chris [GM]	Are you talking about his sack?
03:46:57:09	03:46:59:03	Steve [Bief]	Shove him into the renew.
03:46:58:00	03:47:08:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah. Yeah. The lower suspicion or whatever. Well I don’t think you need to carry the body To the mayor’s office You could probably invite the mayor too Oh yeah
03:47:00:04	03:47:01:15	Dave [Kil]	with us. Yeah
03:47:01:08	03:47:05:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	because a body in a burlap sack
03:47:05:09	03:47:12:22	Dave [Kil]	No, no, I’m going to just carry beef to the… He’s made it he bagged Constantine Either that or we shackle him into our leg
03:47:12:22	03:47:19:01	Chris [GM]	So you’re saying he’s knocked out Is what You did not land well That’s right Uh
03:47:15:21	03:47:17:02	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, I’m…
03:47:21:14	03:47:22:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah sure
03:47:22:29	03:47:24:11	Dave [Kil]	definition of child abuse
03:47:26:06	03:47:32:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	Well, there are no laws currently in place.
03:47:26:08	03:47:28:10	Chris [GM]	Why don’t Instead of that Why don’T You just
03:47:30:26	03:47:31:28	Dave [Kil]	He smells!
03:47:32:22	03:47:34:29	Chris [GM]	That’s true, that’s true. Yeah.
03:47:34:11	03:47:40:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	There’s no laws in place…this is common treatment of teeth.
03:47:36:15	03:47:38:25	Dave [Kil]	That’s why D&D is so amazing
03:47:42:01	03:47:48:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure. Why don’t you check for a burlap? Well, why don’t You just explain What you’re trying to do I’m sure Morticia Would be happy To oblige
03:47:43:29	03:47:45:01	Dave [Kil]	A burlapsack
03:47:49:13	03:47:57:03	Dave [Kil]	Morticia, we need a burlap sack. Our friend passed out from his own stench and probably
03:47:57:03	03:48:08:07	Dave [Kil]	soiled himself so…we just need to carry him. Trade you one body for another
03:47:58:20	03:48:00:11	Steve [Bief]	I didn’t roll in that one.
03:48:00:27	03:48:02:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
03:48:03:10	03:48:07:02	Chris [GM]	True, true, true Okay Yeah, it’s your problem here
03:48:08:20	03:48:09:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that works
03:48:11:11	03:48:21:11	Chris [GM]	And she has She does not question at all Why the body is in her house In a different location and she’s too excited about examining this other body.
03:48:21:04	03:48:28:17	Dave [Kil]	no suspicion of the pole vaulting tiefling 12 year old okay drained
03:48:23:03	03:48:34:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	and everything is similar there’s nothing additional
03:48:24:29	03:48:29:09	Chris [GM]	She just heard a noise, and she was startled upon seeing the new body.
03:48:32:13	03:48:44:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they look drained, dried to a prune. It’s almost… It’s not necessarily the… She’s discovering that there… Okay, yeah.
03:48:44:28	03:48:46:11	Chris [GM]	We’ll get this in here, I guess.
03:48:47:17	03:48:57:12	Chris [GM]	It’s it’s not that the bodies were drained of blood. it’s almost as if their essence was sucked from them. The blood is still in there, it’s just been powdered
03:48:58:14	03:49:01:21	Chris [GM]	and so are the inside, everything is powdery.
03:49:02:25	03:49:13:13	Dave [Kil]	of monster would make that sort of intact uh tutor person that reads a lot
03:49:04:20	03:49:06:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	do you know of any?
03:49:08:04	03:49:08:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	wait
03:49:08:25	03:49:10:08	Steve [Bief]	Wait, yeah, you know
03:49:13:03	03:49:14:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, do a little history check for us.
03:49:14:10	03:49:18:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	All right, I am proficient in this. What does that mean?
03:49:18:19	03:49:22:27	Steve [Bief]	plus two to whatever… Is it your… What is it?
03:49:19:02	03:49:27:11	Dave [Kil]	you get a plus two to whatever you have yeah so what is your intelligence
03:49:23:08	03:49:24:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, intelligence probably history.
03:49:25:18	03:49:26:24	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, plus two.
03:49:28:16	03:49:31:21	Dave [Kil]	okay you’re intelligence 16 so already have a plus 2 so it’s a plus 4
03:49:32:13	03:49:41:13	Steve [Bief]	At least she doesn’t shrink.
03:49:36:19	03:49:37:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	So…
03:49:38:16	03:49:39:14	Chris [GM]	Oh no!
03:49:39:12	03:49:47:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	Plus, but I got five with my fantastic so
03:49:42:21	03:49:43:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, in this case…
03:49:44:04	03:49:45:00	Dave [Kil]	a 19
03:49:47:26	03:50:02:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	That sucks
03:49:48:01	03:49:52:24	Dave [Kil]	while you were like turning to remember something, I grabbed your romance novel
03:49:55:17	03:50:00:05	Dave [Kil]	it and I’m like do you realize that there’s a character in here
03:50:01:22	03:50:04:12	Dave [Kil]	sucks people’s essence out of them
03:50:04:11	03:50:07:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I have not gotten to that chapter.
03:50:07:05	03:50:18:18	Dave [Kil]	is that because this is chapter 7 And in chapter six, Wayne and Darla are romping in the haystack.
03:50:18:24	03:50:21:11	Dave [Kil]	Do you ever get past that chapter?
03:50:21:19	03:50:28:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	I take my time reading these much slower
03:50:28:27	03:50:38:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	than the histories multiple times.
03:50:30:23	03:50:32:28	Chris [GM]	Read it very slowly
03:50:36:16	03:50:37:10	Chris [GM]	I’ve read
03:50:36:24	03:50:37:23	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:50:40:16	03:50:41:13	Dave [Kil]	it memorized!
03:50:41:03	03:50:43:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Why do you think I had the lamp?
03:50:41:08	03:50:41:20	Steve [Bief]	this.
03:50:45:18	03:50:47:07	Dave [Kil]	Is it a succubus?
03:50:47:05	03:50:51:03	Chris [GM]	Darla the Succubus, as you read in The book. Yes, this sounds very familiar
03:50:56:21	03:50:58:03	Dave [Kil]	Morgan’s a succumbus!
03:51:00:26	03:51:02:03	Chris [GM]	You might be onto something
03:51:05:19	03:51:11:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	we destroy this she needs to be eliminated from the history books immediately
03:51:07:13	03:51:09:17	Chris [GM]	So You have a couple options here
03:51:11:11	03:51:20:15	Chris [GM]	You can report this to the mayor They can deal with it on their own You guys can set up a trap for her possibly And do a fight I’m leaving it up to you It’s 1220
03:51:22:01	03:51:28:16	Dave [Kil]	We go back to the house and we throw beef in the window.
03:51:29:12	03:51:30:29	Steve [Bief]	In conscious form.
03:51:30:12	03:51:31:11	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:51:31:26	03:51:32:19	Chris [GM]	Which house?
03:51:34:05	03:51:34:26	Steve [Bief]	Morgans!
03:51:35:25	03:51:41:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	no there’s no need to throw beef in her his essence has been left
03:51:39:21	03:51:51:16	Chris [GM]	With the state that you guys left it But it won’t make a difference that you throw beef in there or not. It stinks, and she’s not going to be home clearly discovering this. She’s going to think that people are on to her.
03:51:42:05	03:51:43:18	Dave [Kil]	She’s not going home.
03:51:45:04	03:51:52:05	Brin [Brins-PC]	is she home now? okay
03:51:52:02	03:51:53:22	Dave [Kil]	Especially Dirty Mike and the boys.
03:51:52:05	03:52:01:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	that’s right I forgot about that note
03:51:53:06	03:51:55:22	Chris [GM]	So yeah, that’s right.
03:51:54:12	03:52:10:27	Dave [Kil]	All right.
03:52:01:15	03:52:05:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	I can’t believe I helped draft that.
03:52:04:13	03:52:11:02	Chris [GM]	At this point, she’s written so many letters that she’s assuming it’s just one of the people who is getting the letters together.
03:52:10:27	03:52:19:20	Dave [Kil]	I think we should, Beauty and the Beastless, just rally everyone to go get a pitchfork
03:52:17:00	03:52:17:28	Chris [GM]	Ooh, I like that.
03:52:19:20	03:52:31:00	Dave [Kil]	and a torch and kill the beast? And then can we go to the tavern and sing a song to rally everyone?
03:52:21:00	03:52:25:28	Brin [Brins-PC]	Fantastic, so let’s take this back to the mayor and have him rally everyone
03:52:24:22	03:52:27:27	Chris [GM]	Okay. All right, I Like It. I Like IT.
03:52:29:09	03:52:34:28	Steve [Bief]	You’re not a bard in this one.
03:52:31:06	03:52:32:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, That sounds great.
03:52:34:08	03:52:43:11	Dave [Kil]	I’m not! But that’s what Gaston does. He’ll be hunting us at night.
03:52:34:17	03:52:40:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	What is the song he sings?
03:52:40:07	03:52:41:17	Chris [GM]	kill the beast
03:52:40:18	03:52:41:18	Steve [Bief]	Kill the beast!
03:52:43:25	03:52:54:26	Dave [Kil]	We’d sacrifice our children to this monstrous appetite. That one. He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free. It’s time to take some action, boys!
03:52:51:11	03:52:58:15	Steve [Bief]	It’s time to take some action, boys. It’s time to follow me!
03:52:55:03	03:52:58:16	Dave [Kil]	It’s Time To Follow Me!
03:53:00:12	03:53:01:01	Chris [GM]	get inspiration
03:53:00:29	03:53:01:28	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
03:53:01:18	03:53:02:17	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:53:03:13	03:53:07:04	Dave [Kil]	Through the mist, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadow…
03:53:05:26	03:53:12:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	You know how many times I watch that and I don’t even…
03:53:07:05	03:53:07:29	Chris [GM]	amazing
03:53:10:22	03:53:20:24	Chris [GM]	so well done I’m going to say that’s what happened just to kind of fast forward you guys are on your way to the windmill
03:53:20:20	03:53:21:18	Dave [Kil]	Kill The Beast.
03:53:20:26	03:53:22:26	Chris [GM]	to stop
03:53:22:21	03:53:25:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	Kill the beast! Kill the Beast!
03:53:26:07	03:53:30:15	Dave [Kil]	We wake Beef up to finish his whole…
03:53:30:09	03:53:32:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	The singing he can’t help himself.
03:53:32:29	03:53:37:09	Chris [GM]	need to have uh set up a trap though what kind of trap are you going to lay
03:53:35:16	03:53:38:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Because where there is people there is poop
03:53:38:00	03:53:46:28	Dave [Kil]	Okay, so there’s only one interest in exit, right? Okay, so I imagine there’s fishermen or other things in this village.
03:53:46:29	03:53:55:24	Dave [Kil]	We are going to set up a net on the only exit out of the building and we are going to burn the building. Nope!
03:53:47:27	03:54:00:16	Chris [GM]	okay your
03:53:57:08	03:54:01:03	Dave [Kil]	We’re going to throw beef.
03:53:59:24	03:54:08:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	to put beef at the entrance I swear if you roll bad
03:54:06:13	03:54:08:01	Steve [Bief]	sleeping, my lady
03:54:10:19	03:54:15:20	Brin [Brins-PC]	we will make proper use of that hole that you dug back at the windmill and
03:54:10:20	03:54:16:25	Steve [Bief]	The probability that I do a bad job of it is 59%.
03:54:15:20	03:54:39:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	will blame it on her we
03:54:17:00	03:54:23:11	Dave [Kil]	Okay, so is there just any small opening that we can chuck?
03:54:23:27	03:54:25:16	Chris [GM]	it’s an old abandoned windmill
03:54:27:03	03:54:34:28	Dave [Kil]	Yep. Okay. I’m going to use my 10-foot pole and I’m just going to knock… Yeah, so she can’t get out.
03:54:32:17	03:54:36:12	Chris [GM]	got these nets set up so okay you’re saying that When she’s going to run out,
03:54:36:16	03:54:43:13	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, she’ll run into a gnat, cut in the net, and then we’ll bury her alive. And be soul. Yeah.
03:54:38:04	03:54:38:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:54:39:19	03:54:46:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	don’t we already he
03:54:42:17	03:54:44:04	Chris [GM]	In the beast hole that he made? Okay all right.
03:54:46:26	03:54:53:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	already took us that makes sense
03:54:47:09	03:54:49:12	Chris [GM]	Is that how you get rid of a succubus? You bury him alive?
03:54:49:04	03:54:51:18	Dave [Kil]	Well, we’ll burn her and then bury her alive.
03:54:51:07	03:54:57:05	Chris [GM]	Okay yeah yeah yeah I don’t even know what a succumbus’ weakness is.
03:54:55:08	03:55:02:23	Dave [Kil]	I don’t… Like, I have a silver longsword. She runs. We stab her a couple times.
03:55:03:00	03:55:10:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	and like while we’re waiting I turn to chapter 7 it’s for research
03:55:08:05	03:55:09:08	Dave [Kil]	What’s the weakness?
03:55:10:13	03:55:15:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	I have never
03:55:11:15	03:55:18:23	Dave [Kil]	She reads and figures out what the weakness to a succubus is in chapter 15 that you’ve never made it
03:55:18:23	03:55:24:10	Dave [Kil]	Two, tutor the hell out of this.
03:55:19:02	03:55:21:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	read this fast in my life
03:55:24:27	03:55:26:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	so listen up
03:55:26:14	03:55:27:18	Steve [Bief]	that mean, my lady?
03:55:28:16	03:55:31:02	Dave [Kil]	The probability of you understanding is what?
03:55:28:22	03:55:33:18	Brin [Brins-PC]	beef actually yeah fantastic
03:55:31:22	03:55:32:00	Chris [GM]	on?
03:55:34:02	03:55:35:08	Steve [Bief]	It’s 35 percent.
03:55:35:28	03:55:37:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	so I can go in full detail
03:55:37:24	03:55:38:28	Dave [Kil]	Yes, you can’t…
03:55:39:22	03:55:41:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	so the first thing we’re going to have to do.
03:55:43:00	03:55:45:14	Steve [Bief]	That’s probably 30.
03:55:47:07	03:55:49:21	Chris [GM]	trying to find it won’t pull up
03:55:52:08	03:55:57:01	Chris [GM]	I know guys what in the world
03:55:56:19	03:55:59:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	Do you have school tomorrow?
03:55:59:14	03:56:10:27	Steve [Bief]	I do, but we’re actually starting… My class is only going to be at the Nickel City Arcade for class tomorrow. And they don’t open
03:56:08:11	03:56:08:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, no.
03:56:10:27	03:56:15:11	Steve [Bief]	until 11, so class starts at 11 tomorrow.
03:56:16:12	03:56:27:29	Chris [GM]	in your book reading discovered that there are resistant coal, fire, lightning to poison, bludgeoning piercing and slashing from non-magical
03:56:27:29	03:56:33:01	Chris [GM]	attacks. So this is pretty tough
03:56:34:01	03:56:34:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	So
03:56:36:19	03:56:43:25	Dave [Kil]	not resistant to necrotic damage.
03:56:37:20	03:56:39:24	Steve [Bief]	But not resistant to beef!
03:56:44:03	03:56:44:19	Chris [GM]	Correct
03:56:45:10	03:56:48:04	Steve [Bief]	I think that’s probably about what I am at this point.
03:56:48:19	03:56:49:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:56:50:09	03:56:51:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	of feces.
03:56:52:00	03:56:52:20	Chris [GM]	Excellent
03:56:52:19	03:56:57:23	Dave [Kil]	It’s a-yeah, so we’ll grab him and we’ll throw him through
03:56:57:23	03:57:07:05	Dave [Kil]	the window with nets ready to grab her and then we will use anyone that has magical means oh my
03:57:09:01	03:57:10:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	Is there anyone?
03:57:11:07	03:57:17:15	Chris [GM]	like this idea of trying to get her in the pit to container I think that’s good I think it’s a great start
03:57:14:16	03:57:20:07	Dave [Kil]	okay all right wrap her in net throw her
03:57:17:08	03:57:24:14	Brin [Brins-PC]	We’ll wrap her up in the net and throw one Right. And then we’ll find, is there a magician?
03:57:20:07	03:57:27:08	Dave [Kil]	in the pit and then budging
03:57:24:14	03:57:35:09	Brin [Brins-PC]	Anyone? Is there a jester? I mean…
03:57:27:08	03:57:35:05	Dave [Kil]	piercing slashing we’re level zero i mean it’s not it’s i’m surprised
03:57:27:21	03:57:37:28	Chris [GM]	are really hoping Yep, I know uh i know well you haven’t had the fighter that’s
03:57:37:03	03:57:37:23	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
03:57:37:19	03:57:41:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Could throw a book that’s bludgeoning.
03:57:37:23	03:57:38:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:57:41:18	03:57:49:29	Chris [GM]	it’s fantastic um it’s a small town there’s no wizards living there i mean this is
03:57:43:11	03:57:55:29	Dave [Kil]	you don’t have a magical tome or anything beef 12
03:57:46:12	03:57:51:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Honestly, not on me. You know, I think we just buried them.
03:57:49:29	03:57:55:24	Chris [GM]	get the shovel ready
03:57:54:05	03:57:56:04	Steve [Bief]	Yes! Yes my lord!
03:57:55:29	03:58:08:07	Dave [Kil]	foot hole not six twelve yeah build
03:58:00:08	03:58:08:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	and get this we want this really thick red clay make sure you indeed yes hurry
03:58:01:01	03:58:02:08	Steve [Bief]	Yes, my lord.
03:58:05:15	03:58:09:03	Steve [Bief]	It’s quite heavy and moist.
03:58:08:07	03:58:08:28	Dave [Kil]	up a sweat
03:58:08:11	03:58:33:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	up we have time she’s
03:58:10:18	03:58:11:12	Steve [Bief]	Yes, Lord.
03:58:14:21	03:58:16:28	Steve [Bief]	This is part of my education, my lady.
03:58:19:14	03:58:21:27	Steve [Bief]	And you’ll let me know what 12 feet looks like?
03:58:19:15	03:58:27:18	Dave [Kil]	after he gets to 16 feet yes
03:58:23:05	03:58:35:02	Chris [GM]	at that very moment at no no no as b begins to start digging at that very moment, your call that you sent off with the bird to Central has been answered.
03:58:35:17	03:58:38:29	Chris [GM]	And in comes a level three
03:58:39:14	03:58:39:25	Steve [Bief]	Yeah!
03:58:39:29	03:58:42:19	Dave [Kil]	to collect
03:58:45:15	03:58:52:19	Chris [GM]	wizard tax collector or something with like a magical power that’s not just a weakling wizard but it’s something that
03:58:45:29	03:58:48:26	Dave [Kil]	yes oh
03:58:53:19	03:59:00:20	Dave [Kil]	cold I mean he’s she’s not what else
03:58:57:16	03:59:06:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	to cold cold fire he
03:59:02:04	03:59:07:28	Dave [Kil]	he scares the hell out of people yeah
03:59:06:04	03:59:12:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	summons summons the spoon
03:59:07:09	03:59:08:02	Chris [GM]	necromancer
03:59:08:22	03:59:13:03	Steve [Bief]	so that if they try to get out paying taxes by killing themselves he just brings them right back
03:59:13:08	03:59:14:27	Chris [GM]	He can still get it out of them.
03:59:14:15	03:59:18:08	Steve [Bief]	and then he also gets the death tax on top of that
03:59:18:04	03:59:27:04	Chris [GM]	There we go, that makes perfect sense to me. I will allow this guys. Yeah your call has been answered Kill Glad I thought of this
03:59:22:28	03:59:24:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	That sounds like such a joke!
03:59:28:04	03:59:28:21	Chris [GM]	Come
03:59:30:10	03:59:32:02	Chris [GM]	He walks up to you Kill
03:59:35:02	03:59:37:03	Chris [GM]	Usually we tend to ignore
03:59:38:10	03:59:45:04	Chris [GM]	These things but Someone who’s paid a 2% tax That seems A bit low
03:59:38:23	03:59:42:29	Dave [Kil]	All my summons, 2%.
03:59:44:12	03:59:45:15	Dave [Kil]	The church?
03:59:47:00	03:59:47:17	Dave [Kil]	11%.
03:59:48:14	03:59:54:28	Chris [GM]	there where’s lead me to the church i suck you best and he really whips around he pulls his
03:59:49:18	03:59:52:13	Dave [Kil]	Well can you help us take care of this succubus first real quick.
03:59:54:24	04:00:01:17	Dave [Kil]	We right when he does that we chuck him in the hole. The net is ready.
04:00:03:18	04:00:05:21	Steve [Bief]	I’m not chugged with my haul, my lord!
04:00:07:18	04:00:09:03	Steve [Bief]	Haul me out of the grave.
04:00:07:23	04:00:14:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	Oh, please. I’m freaking strong. 15.
04:00:09:05	04:00:11:02	Dave [Kil]	Your athletics is better than mine.
04:00:15:00	04:00:19:18	Chris [GM]	so you go flying through that hole
04:00:16:03	04:00:16:15	Dave [Kil]	That’s good.
04:00:16:14	04:00:16:26	Steve [Bief]	Okay.
04:00:19:07	04:00:28:26	Steve [Bief]	not again my lord well
04:00:20:20	04:00:26:13	Chris [GM]	and let’s see how you land i will say this is about 15 you’re gonna land on top of her
04:00:28:26	04:00:34:01	Steve [Bief]	i got a uh i got 12 which is either a 12 or 10.
04:00:36:06	04:00:37:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	his inspiration?
04:00:38:05	04:00:40:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	From the singing?
04:00:42:01	04:00:43:09	Steve [Bief]	worse
04:00:45:05	04:00:47:28	Dave [Kil]	give you my inspiration as well.
04:00:46:25	04:00:57:14	Chris [GM]	i mean this was really just going to determine whether or not you’ve landed on top of her or in the room but i mean it’s ground level you’re not gonna get hurt you’re
04:00:54:13	04:00:58:13	Brin [Brins-PC]	Okay, no matter what the smell will permeate.
04:00:58:22	04:01:06:19	Steve [Bief]	okay so i i come tumbling in no my lord i roll to a stop right in front of her feet
04:01:07:05	04:01:15:05	Chris [GM]	i want you to give me an action and i’ll let you choose amongst all your abilities what you’re gonna do to just stink the place up.
04:01:16:19	04:01:17:13	Steve [Bief]	so yeah that’s
04:01:18:15	04:01:29:20	Steve [Bief]	you know how like when a dung beetle gets stepped on or a skunk is feeling really threatened they just release the I lift my tail
04:01:25:19	04:01:26:08	Dave [Kil]	Yeah.
04:01:27:08	04:01:27:17	Brin [Brins-PC]	tail?
04:01:30:03	04:01:33:18	Chris [GM]	as… So what happens is as you enter
04:01:35:06	04:01:37:18	Chris [GM]	you see Morgan
04:01:38:19	04:01:50:00	Chris [GM]	as you’ve seen her already and she whips around in this shock to see you. You see that she’s frantically trying to gather up some things to obviously get out of town She knows that you guys were pretty
04:01:46:20	04:01:47:02	Dave [Kil]	Hmm.
04:01:50:00	04:01:53:25	Chris [GM]	hot on our tail and after she went home and saw Dirty Mike and the boys
04:01:55:05	04:02:06:07	Chris [GM]	she’s like it’s time to go I’ve fed enough off of this town uh and so you startle her and she immediately whips around and grabs your neck
04:02:03:17	04:02:20:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	oh trying to
04:02:06:07	04:02:08:04	Chris [GM]	and that’s when you
04:02:10:13	04:02:11:21	Chris [GM]	like a skunk
04:02:11:13	04:02:14:26	Steve [Bief]	like a skunky constantly
04:02:12:20	04:02:17:07	Dave [Kil]	I’ve only been feeding you castor oil as water for the last two days as well.
04:02:15:11	04:02:16:29	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
04:02:15:19	04:02:43:02	Chris [GM]	the hero
04:02:18:06	04:02:18:27	Steve [Bief]	retcons
04:02:20:13	04:02:21:14	Steve [Bief]	it’s worth
04:02:20:19	04:02:21:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	clear out the stench
04:02:20:22	04:02:23:22	Dave [Kil]	Ret retcon token
04:02:23:23	04:02:28:13	Steve [Bief]	It would be worth it in this moment. All right, plus three.
04:02:29:24	04:02:33:09	Steve [Bief]	Twenty! Nat twenty! I can’t wait!
04:02:31:11	04:02:32:19	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
04:02:31:20	04:02:35:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:02:37:25	04:02:38:16	Steve [Bief]	Twenty-three!
04:02:45:10	04:02:47:10	Steve [Bief]	You’ll have to carry me on your shoulders.
04:02:50:07	04:02:50:24	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry
04:02:52:09	04:02:58:05	Chris [GM]	it’s so bad it’s so rank it’s
04:02:56:18	04:03:20:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	it was
04:02:58:05	04:03:04:16	Chris [GM]	So dank and stank, it not only works like a charm.
04:03:01:08	04:03:02:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:03:04:23	04:03:10:08	Chris [GM]	It knocks her out as she loses her grip
04:03:09:28	04:03:11:06	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
04:03:10:17	04:03:11:25	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:03:10:20	04:03:17:27	Chris [GM]	and just pukes and falls to the floor
04:03:12:24	04:03:14:22	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:03:13:13	04:03:14:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:03:17:15	04:03:21:03	Steve [Bief]	And even though it’s a nat 20, the puke still lands on me.
04:03:20:03	04:03:26:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	not, it was NOT listed among her weaknesses. I forgot!
04:03:25:08	04:03:26:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:03:27:29	04:03:31:03	Steve [Bief]	She… I guess she had a beef with you, my lord.
04:03:32:17	04:03:35:01	Chris [GM]	as you open the door that the trap’s probably
04:03:35:03	04:03:42:01	Steve [Bief]	to say nothing of the wave of noxious gas that disperses
04:03:43:15	04:03:53:03	Chris [GM]	yeah You have successfully knocked her out, but I’m going to say not for long.
04:03:53:07	04:03:59:12	Chris [GM]	I need you guys to tell me what you’re going to do to detain this sucky bitch. Okay.
04:03:56:27	04:04:05:15	Dave [Kil]	I used my 10 foot pole and I sprang through the hole that he went through because I hear yeah, I hear the body fall um
04:04:01:04	04:04:03:04	Steve [Bief]	holding your breath
04:04:05:06	04:04:07:26	Steve [Bief]	wouldn’t you assume that was my body
04:04:06:29	04:04:08:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you assume it was B.
04:04:08:04	04:04:12:14	Dave [Kil]	Yeah, but I heard her screech in
04:04:11:13	04:04:16:21	Steve [Bief]	oh, the retching sound had a feminine flavor got it
04:04:13:14	04:04:23:29	Dave [Kil]	The wretching sound yeah i’m gonna pull volts into the hole um i see the scene and i’m going to go
04:04:23:29	04:04:31:04	Dave [Kil]	to the wall and break the other pair of shackles off and latch her to beef
04:04:28:20	04:04:29:24	Brin [Brins-PC]	Please don’t!
04:04:32:00	04:04:35:29	Steve [Bief]	my lord I did it oh
04:04:34:29	04:04:40:01	Chris [GM]	Are you going to tie your face right up to his butt or something?
04:04:39:19	04:04:49:29	Dave [Kil]	no no i i i break one pair of shackles up i shackle her to him And I break the other pair of shackles off and shackle her metal shackles in her feet.
04:04:50:07	04:04:56:10	Dave [Kil]	And then I’ll metal shackle for hands so that when we throw her in the pit, there’s no way for her to get out.
04:04:57:09	04:05:01:11	Steve [Bief]	I’m still only 12 years old and I cannot move this body
04:05:01:09	04:05:04:07	Dave [Kil]	What’s the probability of you being able to move that body?
04:05:05:11	04:05:12:28	Steve [Bief]	7 .7 % my lord very well and sure enough
04:05:07:01	04:05:08:10	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:05:07:20	04:05:09:18	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:05:13:04	04:05:32:21	Dave [Kil]	You drag
04:05:14:12	04:05:22:06	Brin [Brins-PC]	As it turns out you’re a
04:05:22:06	04:05:28:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	lot more useless than that grave was not
04:05:24:29	04:05:25:18	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:05:25:29	04:05:31:24	Chris [GM]	So happy that Beep is the hero that we needed in the end. It’s so perfect.
04:05:32:21	04:05:52:18	Dave [Kil]	her out to the hole at a
04:05:34:16	04:05:46:02	Chris [GM]	You guys drag her out you lay her in and the Tax Collector Central guy there has called in more reinforcements to shackle this
04:05:46:02	04:05:57:25	Chris [GM]	succubus. If it was earlier, you bet your bones we would have had a succubuss fight but the enforcement is so freaking late The mayor
04:05:52:18	04:05:52:29	Dave [Kil]	fight.
04:05:54:16	04:05:56:16	Dave [Kil]	Oh man. But we killed the beast.
04:05:57:25	04:05:59:16	Chris [GM]	is ecstatic
04:05:58:10	04:06:03:16	Brin [Brins-PC]	honestly I prefer this over fighting the beast. This was like
04:06:05:16	04:06:14:24	Chris [GM]	I don’t know how you did this Your methods are unorthodox to say the least But a deal’s a deal
04:06:11:06	04:06:11:25	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:06:13:19	04:06:22:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	The three T’s at your service, it’s
04:06:15:08	04:06:27:05	Chris [GM]	30 gold pieces to ya each and a free night stay in our finest hotel please oh that’s
04:06:22:21	04:06:26:03	Brin [Brins-PC]	actually 32 for him is one percent
04:06:25:21	04:06:36:29	Dave [Kil]	taxes that’s your
04:06:27:05	04:06:29:08	Chris [GM]	right we did okay thank you for
04:06:29:08	04:06:39:11	Chris [GM]	remembering that um yes you
04:06:31:28	04:06:34:02	Steve [Bief]	the fact that you had mud on your napkin.
04:06:33:25	04:06:35:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	right
04:06:39:11	04:06:50:05	Chris [GM]	couldn’t remember an important clue that you had with you the entire time but the fact that he owed more money actually that makes sense uh and uh the mayor is just
04:06:50:05	04:06:56:17	Chris [GM]	curious what what happened can you please explain to me put the clues together fill me in what
04:06:51:08	04:07:00:21	Brin [Brins-PC]	you had a sucky the skank roaming about
04:07:01:14	04:07:02:04	Dave [Kil]	had this book
04:07:02:07	04:07:04:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	there was no book
04:07:03:02	04:07:05:02	Chris [GM]	the morgan was a succubus
04:07:03:05	04:07:16:13	Dave [Kil]	yeah and
04:07:06:21	04:07:08:11	Brin [Brins-PC]	there was no book
04:07:07:29	04:07:09:08	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:07:08:10	04:07:09:08	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:07:09:07	04:07:14:14	Chris [GM]	oh yeah and as you guys were putting in her pit she transformed herself to look like a classic
04:07:15:22	04:07:18:08	Chris [GM]	succubous with her provocative outfit and the wings
04:07:19:15	04:07:27:10	Chris [GM]	so she’s there passed out down while the taxman that you called in we didn’t give him a name
04:07:23:20	04:07:30:00	Brin [Brins-PC]	like my book. It’s so hot in here.
04:07:31:26	04:07:35:20	Chris [GM]	this taxman his name is no
04:07:37:15	04:07:39:09	Steve [Bief]	No, it’d be Necrophil
04:07:39:23	04:07:44:07	Dave [Kil]	Necrophil. Yeah, P-H-I-L. Thank you. Thank you, that’s it.
04:07:39:24	04:07:48:04	Chris [GM]	Necrophil, yeah, it is totally necro-phil. Very good. Very good at an inspiration just in case you got to roll again. I don’t know.
04:07:44:14	04:07:46:12	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:07:47:20	04:07:50:12	Dave [Kil]	Justin Kemper in case you ever play beef again.
04:07:50:11	04:07:53:09	Steve [Bief]	Please no
04:07:50:28	04:07:52:12	Chris [GM]	I didn’t say that inspiration.
04:07:55:28	04:08:04:05	Chris [GM]	And there was necrophile and his back are properly shackling the succubus to take her back to central.
04:08:04:28	04:08:15:01	Chris [GM]	um anyways go ahead here to no proper way to dispose of succubus is beheading take her back
04:08:06:11	04:08:07:26	Brin [Brins-PC]	You’re taking her back?
04:08:14:02	04:08:17:04	Dave [Kil]	Okay. Beef! Fill in the hole!
04:08:16:07	04:08:20:15	Brin [Brins-PC]	he has a shovel we can perform this
04:08:17:20	04:08:23:09	Steve [Bief]	Yes my lord He’s a 12 year old who’s up at like 2am
04:08:21:04	04:08:27:02	Chris [GM]	with uh well and uh necrophil looks at you is the shovel magical
04:08:28:23	04:08:31:23	Brin [Brins-PC]	what’s the probability that your
04:08:33:19	04:08:35:03	Dave [Kil]	Can I… Can I
04:08:34:08	04:08:36:22	Steve [Bief]	Only 31% new lady
04:08:37:01	04:08:40:25	Chris [GM]	needs to be a magical weapon to dispose these things It’s powerful magical items, yeah.
04:08:39:29	04:08:43:26	Steve [Bief]	There’s definitely powerful items On this shuffle my lord
04:08:40:06	04:08:49:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	right yes
04:08:45:03	04:08:46:29	Chris [GM]	That’s true. Yeah.
04:08:45:26	04:08:46:13	Dave [Kil]	necrophil?
04:08:47:15	04:08:48:20	Dave [Kil]	If I give you
04:08:49:25	04:08:51:13	Dave [Kil]	13 platinum pieces
04:08:53:10	04:08:57:00	Dave [Kil]	can you have a magical shovel waiting for me when I get back to Central?
04:08:57:09	04:09:04:11	Chris [GM]	So Necrophil opens up his scroll and searches for your name, Kilo Glavitz
04:09:04:20	04:09:05:04	Dave [Kil]	Shit.
04:09:05:22	04:09:08:24	Chris [GM]	and asks, what have you been paying in your taxes?
04:09:08:09	04:09:13:19	Brin [Brins-PC]	actually curious to know what this
04:09:13:19	04:09:21:01	Brin [Brins-PC]	number is please be below he’s
04:09:16:29	04:09:18:29	Chris [GM]	I hope it’s good at least.
04:09:21:01	04:09:28:04	Brin [Brins-PC]	a full type of full -time player
04:09:21:16	04:09:23:14	Dave [Kil]	10, 10%
04:09:23:29	04:09:24:29	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
04:09:24:15	04:09:25:05	Dave [Kil]	Actually
04:09:26:22	04:09:28:25	Steve [Bief]	Yeah, that’s 10%.
04:09:26:23	04:09:29:16	Dave [Kil]	Yeah is that ten? That- ten
04:09:30:24	04:09:42:22	Chris [GM]	Necrophyll, the look on his face, he stifles the gasp. He keeps it in and regains its composure and puts it back in. And I wouldn’t say that I’m not proud, but
04:09:44:09	04:09:54:07	Chris [GM]	we’ll be having a chat when you come back to Central. Until then, enjoy your free next day. Maybe you should come back.
04:09:49:25	04:09:50:07	Brin [Brins-PC]	time
04:09:57:06	04:09:58:18	Dave [Kil]	Don’t tell father!
04:10:02:29	04:10:04:25	Chris [GM]	With that they carry the succubus off
04:10:06:03	04:10:07:22	Chris [GM]	and the mayor is still curious
04:10:06:26	04:10:09:08	Dave [Kil]	Excuse me and I hold up your book
04:10:11:16	04:10:12:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:10:13:14	04:10:26:02	Dave [Kil]	Finish filling in the hole beef. All I
04:10:19:00	04:10:20:11	Chris [GM]	point the mayor’s like You know what?
04:10:21:23	04:10:23:09	Chris [GM]	He turns around
04:10:24:13	04:10:25:17	Chris [GM]	We’ll end it there
04:10:26:02	04:10:30:26	Dave [Kil]	tried to do was give beef a magical shovel Oh no
04:10:29:20	04:10:37:05	Steve [Bief]	I appreciated it. Beef didn’t notice. Well wait, the probability he noticed was 4!
04:10:35:06	04:10:35:25	Dave [Kil]	[laughter]
04:10:35:06	04:10:36:05	Steve [Bief]	[laughter]
04:10:35:06	04:10:36:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
04:10:38:02	04:10:42:22	Brin [Brins-PC]	You don’t do nice, you don’t
04:10:38:02	04:10:41:21	Dave [Kil]	Damn it see that’s why you don’t just try to don’t do anything nice
04:10:41:11	04:10:46:20	Chris [GM]	And thus the coin beeped it has now officially been termed.
04:10:41:21	04:10:54:08	Dave [Kil]	Just oh
04:10:42:22	04:10:56:29	Brin [Brins-PC]	do nice things. That
04:10:47:25	04:10:51:01	Chris [GM]	The term beeped, it has officially been coined
04:10:54:23	04:10:55:29	Dave [Kil]	Oh, my bloody hell.
04:10:55:25	04:10:58:01	Chris [GM]	Let me see if there’s a conclusion I forgot.
04:10:57:28	04:10:59:10	Dave [Kil]	Oh, jeez.
04:11:01:08	04:11:06:19	Chris [GM]	I’ve got that song and there’s an hero to save us second beep rolled
04:11:04:24	04:11:06:02	Brin [Brins-PC]	[laughter]
04:11:06:20	04:11:13:00	Dave [Kil]	I don’t think they’d mind in all honesty.
04:11:07:13	04:11:11:27	Brin [Brins-PC]	mean that, that’s unbelievable!
04:11:14:01	04:11:25:15	Chris [GM]	yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a little wrap up. Okay so you guys report back to the mayor if he didn’t want to know but you guys enjoy your night’s stay get a good night’s rest after such
04:11:25:15	04:11:36:05	Chris [GM]	an alluring murder mystery as you the next day are leaving town on your way to the next town to hopefully raise your good graces in the sight of
04:11:34:19	04:11:54:29	Steve [Bief]	lady
04:11:36:05	04:11:47:13	Chris [GM]	poor reporting with their own taxes You guys notice that as you’re leaving it’s trash day and everybody’s trash cans are all out in front of their houses, every single trash can has a purple letter.
04:11:48:00	04:11:50:02	Chris [GM]	Purple love letter written in it from the way.
04:11:53:17	04:11:54:16	Chris [GM]	And stop!
04:11:54:29	04:12:05:18	Steve [Bief]	is that what it means to be a floozy and that’s it
04:11:57:12	04:11:59:20	Dave [Kil]	All I have to say…
04:11:58:13	04:12:02:12	Brin [Brins-PC]	yes today your lessons begin
04:12:05:18	04:12:07:15	Steve [Bief]	That’s the killing line right there.

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