El Taco Libre

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 4035 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:05:05	00:00:05:29	Chris [GM]	Are we rolling?
00:00:13:08	00:00:15:16	Chris [GM]	Gotta stop that because we don’t have the rights to it.
00:00:16:28	00:00:24:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah, I got in trouble on my stream. Just all the songs…I
00:00:19:11	00:00:21:11	Chris [GM]	Did you really? What song was it?
00:00:22:28	00:00:24:06	Chris [GM]	Just all of the songs.
00:00:24:00	00:00:34:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just had a playlist going like that. And I was like you guys…oh yeah it eliminates my voice. It’s fine, its not a joke.
00:00:29:14	00:00:31:21	Chris [GM]	Even, like talking and stuff?
00:00:29:25	00:00:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but they couldn’t hear you because of the audio.
00:00:33:10	00:00:33:21	Chris [GM]	Ah!
00:00:36:11	00:00:45:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think that many people go back and watch it so jokes on them.
00:00:54:15	00:00:55:22	Chris [GM]	This song…
00:00:56:26	00:00:58:23	Chris [GM]	Well let’s set up this intro here.
00:01:00:24	00:01:01:16	Brin [Basil]	this one of your songs?
00:01:02:12	00:01:02:29	Chris [GM]	I wish.
00:01:07:06	00:01:17:21	Chris [GM]	When We Last Met You Guys Finally Found TBD He Was Performing On Stage And this was the song he was playing.
00:01:21:27	00:01:32:28	Steve [Nortle]	But he wasn’t like really into it that was problem yeah I
00:01:25:12	00:01:31:14	Chris [GM]	He didn’t seem himself kind of on autopilot. You guys did notice that?
00:01:33:12	00:01:34:05	Chris [GM]	Very cool.
00:01:35:26	00:01:45:29	Chris [GM]	Welcome back, everyone to session four 2 .4 chapter two session four.
00:01:40:02	00:01:51:01	Steve [Nortle]	think at the head of the guitar here is like two feet long session for it’s got to be session session
00:01:40:22	00:01:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	2.4 right?
00:01:47:01	00:01:47:15	Chris [GM]	Yep.
00:01:51:01	00:01:57:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like a gig. It’s, like, a musical session.
00:01:52:15	00:01:53:04	Chris [GM]	What do you mean?
00:01:55:09	00:02:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah like hey can you turn up my audio go to output
00:01:56:21	00:01:59:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Our rock session before.
00:01:59:02	00:02:06:20	Brin [Basil]	like a recording session i feel like i could be
00:02:02:10	00:02:02:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:02:03:15	00:02:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and can u turn me down because I
00:02:06:20	00:02:14:24	Brin [Basil]	a little bit louder maybe hello hello oh
00:02:07:14	00:02:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	I think it is very dependent on the headphones Chris so go to the center button
00:02:14:04	00:02:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	and then you want to go up to the very top says outputs and then they’re all labeled so i’m yellow turn me up to like negative two hey okay that’s
00:02:16:04	00:02:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	Hello!
00:02:16:11	00:02:23:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think he turned mine down last time wait what
00:02:18:02	00:02:18:19	Steve [Nortle]	Hello!
00:02:20:18	00:02:24:02	Brin [Basil]	because you’re so loud so aggressive you’re so aggressive
00:02:23:23	00:02:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	better for me um actually go down to negative four okay negative four yeah back up to negative
00:02:31:25	00:02:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	two I actually want to be able to hear myself um it’s a negative four negative five
00:02:34:22	00:02:42:14	Chris [GM]	at negative 10 now it’s a negative 4. Now that is negative 5.
00:02:42:14	00:02:50:21	Chris [GM]	my back you want negative six oh that way that would help yeah okay it’s a negative six
00:02:43:28	00:02:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah just a little dial on the right yeah the yellow dial okay negative six okay so hop over
00:02:54:04	00:02:54:16	Steve [Nortle]	Blue…
00:02:58:20	00:02:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	down
00:03:00:14	00:03:08:20	Brin [Basil]	can you hear me oh this is pretty good i don’t know what you did, but this is better than it was. Yeah, that’s good. Yep.
00:03:08:11	00:03:14:22	Chris [GM]	yeah you sound good i put it up high on purpose
00:03:09:26	00:03:14:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, the music is still a little bit louder than everybody but that’s you.
00:03:14:22	00:03:22:10	Chris [GM]	yep oh it’s the dog i was like what are you doing over there
00:03:15:28	00:03:16:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m good.
00:03:22:12	00:03:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:03:24:24	00:03:26:11	Chris [GM]	Phoebe’s just chilling over there
00:03:25:26	00:03:31:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh don’t you go over there without saying hi to me first
00:03:26:18	00:03:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	hey Phoebe
00:03:34:18	00:03:36:24	Brin [Basil]	That’s just why I come to see Phoebe on the stage.
00:03:39:17	00:03:42:00	Dave [Xeros]	that’s why keep her around it’s why we haven’t put her down yet
00:03:43:15	00:03:44:01	Chris [GM]	woof
00:03:44:27	00:03:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what she would have said.
00:03:48:07	00:03:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	pretty sure she has a sense of humor
00:03:51:13	00:03:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:03:52:24	00:03:54:16	Steve [Nortle]	I was going to say, she lives with Dave.
00:03:53:17	00:03:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	Phoebe
00:03:57:08	00:04:08:22	Chris [GM]	so I would love it if you guys were the ones that did kind of quick recap what is it that you got out of what happened that way
00:04:08:22	00:04:10:00	Chris [GM]	I can know what to work with
00:04:10:13	00:04:11:16	Brin [Basil]	Last time we were with you
00:04:13:27	00:04:21:03	Brin [Basil]	We did a bunch of good deeds, nothing wrong, and then we fell into a time warp and were back at the ticket booth.
00:04:16:16	00:04:17:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right.
00:04:17:13	00:04:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	absolutely
00:04:19:29	00:04:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	And everything was morally
00:04:23:12	00:04:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	unambiguously good so we helped
00:04:23:22	00:04:26:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it was across the board
00:04:27:01	00:04:37:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I would like to point out technically it never happened. Whatever it was whatever Fowclaw did and was maybe proud or not proud of technically it ever happened.
00:04:27:22	00:04:29:05	Chris [GM]	were upstanding citizens
00:04:28:29	00:04:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
00:04:39:25	00:04:43:06	Chris [GM]	it was a limited edition t-shirt if i remember correctly
00:04:43:04	00:04:48:28	Steve [Nortle]	and he couldn’t quite figure out how to push Push on the cabinet.
00:04:46:21	00:04:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:04:47:17	00:04:54:06	Chris [GM]	just this visual of the owl owlin frantically trying to tear this glass display open
00:04:53:02	00:04:57:29	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so good. Let’s see, we met Van Illa
00:04:58:07	00:05:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Where is
00:04:59:07	00:05:04:28	Steve [Nortle]	who is kind of a simp for Fawn Butterface
00:05:05:10	00:05:10:15	Chris [GM]	is down there there’s his little van on butterface looking mighty hot
00:05:07:20	00:05:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	and so we tried to help out Fawn
00:05:14:01	00:05:15:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the bag over her head?
00:05:14:23	00:05:16:22	Brin [Basil]	Is this what you’re talking about Dave?
00:05:16:03	00:05:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah well no she’s an overly sexy like i i’ve been able to dial these back considerably
00:05:17:27	00:05:35:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, it makes
00:05:19:06	00:05:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:05:19:16	00:05:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:23:20	00:05:35:10	Chris [GM]	Well, we learned that her parents are butt-ugly. Butterface and two negatives make a positive so mathematically you’re going to be hot if your parents are ugly.
00:05:23:29	00:05:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	like she she’s hot she’s supposed to be hot Yeah, yeah.
00:05:30:23	00:05:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	that’s just math anyway
00:05:31:11	00:05:32:23	Brin [Basil]	it’s mathematical
00:05:32:28	00:05:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:05:35:11	00:05:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect sense.
00:05:37:26	00:05:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	um uh foul claw was checking himself out in the mirror to see
00:05:43:29	00:05:54:11	Steve [Nortle]	himself in one of his ladonna shirts and suddenly michael for jackson showed up in in the mirror, and Basil pulled a basil and just punched the mirror.
00:05:54:26	00:06:02:08	Steve [Nortle]	Which broke out Michael to Jackson and we persuade him to join as a backup agency, which again unambiguously morally good.
00:06:01:25	00:06:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	Morally good. Yep.
00:06:03:09	00:06:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, I feel like that’s a plus two. That’s
00:06:08:28	00:06:13:03	Chris [GM]	an advantage but unfortunately well go ahead and finish
00:06:12:23	00:06:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	Well while trying to help Fawn get with
00:06:20:22	00:06:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	Van Illa
00:06:23:01	00:06:27:09	Steve [Nortle]	we discovered that her co-worker’s selfie was a loser
00:06:28:25	00:06:40:18	Steve [Nortle]	and would never show up to work, and that’s why Fawn couldn’t go on the date. So we went to rectify that, but in the process, we found out that Selfie was putting the moves on Van,
00:06:40:27	00:06:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	so we went and stopped her, Basil being Basil doing a basil on Selfie’s face, and then in a slight miscalculation,
00:06:49:17	00:06:50:11	Chris [GM]	There’s a selfie.
00:06:54:07	00:07:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	Basil trying to help out Falclaw trying to up the allure of her persuasion, unbutton one of her buttons on her shirt a single button.
00:07:03:24	00:07:10:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	single bus. And just more fur came out. Just furry -er.
00:07:05:07	00:07:07:09	Chris [GM]	You just reacted, it’s…
00:07:06:12	00:07:09:07	Steve [Nortle]	Which Fawn interpreted as…
00:07:09:02	00:07:11:12	Brin [Basil]	morpher aren’t they just like don’t
00:07:13:13	00:07:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:07:13:13	00:07:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:07:14:02	00:07:15:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:07:15:28	00:07:20:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I was about to say something real bad. We’re gonna stop right there.
00:07:21:21	00:07:22:26	Chris [GM]	Peter Cottontails?
00:07:23:18	00:07:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	And so Fawn misinterpreted what was going on came running in to stop Basil from taking over, taking her man.
00:07:34:02	00:07:41:11	Steve [Nortle]	And so Basil did a basil and punched her in the face which knocked her out and then Vanilla…
00:07:38:00	00:07:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean
00:07:41:11	00:07:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, Vanilla was…
00:07:43:01	00:07:43:23	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna basil that.
00:07:44:19	00:07:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and they’re going to like mistake it for throwing Basil in a pasta or something
00:07:49:01	00:07:50:10	Steve [Nortle]	No, you punch it.
00:07:52:04	00:07:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	And Vanilla
00:07:54:01	00:07:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	was confused by what was going on and almost caught Fowlclaw trying to break into
00:07:59:22	00:08:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	the glass um display but uh i did a vulcan neck pinch on him which knocked him unconscious and
00:08:04:12	00:08:05:06	Chris [GM]	that’s right
00:08:07:10	00:08:15:17	Steve [Nortle]	so for some reason oh yeah the reason was it was 1am these two decided to take turns vandalizing
00:08:15:17	00:08:24:14	Steve [Nortle]	the bodies and then we married them which is again morally unambiguously good marriage is
00:08:22:25	00:08:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we had witnesses
00:08:24:14	00:08:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	good i i mean what did i just say chris that’s
00:08:25:26	00:08:32:16	Chris [GM]	yeah this one i’m sorry to say definitely was a bad beat you knocked him out
00:08:31:11	00:08:32:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:08:32:19	00:08:34:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s in the notes, Chris.
00:08:33:04	00:08:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	a lie that was doing nothing but benefiting both of them are you just
00:08:33:28	00:08:36:07	Chris [GM]	You set up an elaborate lie.
00:08:41:04	00:08:42:13	Chris [GM]	Just speeding things along?
00:08:43:05	00:08:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	are you trying to say marriage is alive for us is that what you’re trying to say? Yeah, that’s what I’m getting to.
00:08:45:08	00:08:49:10	Chris [GM]	No, no, I’m trying to say what you guys attempted to do was setting up a lie.
00:08:50:19	00:08:58:02	Steve [Nortle]	i’m getting um and then finally the battle
00:08:54:07	00:08:55:22	Chris [GM]	Cool, cool, cool. And then
00:08:58:02	00:09:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	of the band started but we didn’t get to participate and so tortle my nordal yeah
00:09:02:26	00:09:03:26	Chris [GM]	in the show. That’s right.
00:09:03:29	00:09:14:11	Steve [Nortle]	so nortel just moped so yeah yeah
00:09:05:06	00:09:10:06	Chris [GM]	You did have backstage passes though. So you saw the show from a different angle. It’s kind of cool.
00:09:09:25	00:09:17:22	Brin [Basil]	we were on the same stage with axles and roses gunses and roses
00:09:10:08	00:09:17:09	Dave [Xeros]	We didn’t we never saw it from the first angle to begin with gun guns
00:09:14:11	00:09:20:07	Steve [Nortle]	roses and guns roses and gunses
00:09:17:18	00:09:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:09:17:18	00:09:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:09:17:24	00:09:19:02	Chris [GM]	Guns and roses. Yep.
00:09:19:20	00:09:20:11	Brin [Basil]	whoops
00:09:20:15	00:09:21:13	Chris [GM]	Roses and guns.
00:09:23:17	00:09:24:01	Chris [GM]	too difficult.
00:09:24:14	00:09:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	and uh during the performance TBD was behaving very strangely they didn’t seem to actually be
00:09:30:29	00:09:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	performing uh not to his normal enthusiastic levels and then we got pulled into this vision
00:09:37:16	00:09:39:21	Chris [GM]	What else did you notice about it? Because Dave rolled
00:09:40:17	00:09:47:27	Steve [Nortle]	and you know what by that point i i was actually so mad that we weren’t actually in the battle of the bands i stopped taking notes
00:09:47:16	00:09:48:14	Chris [GM]	Do you remember?
00:09:48:19	00:09:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:09:49:14	00:10:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	it was like my way of protesting elaborate expostulate
00:09:50:29	00:09:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	No, we saw that he wasn’t quite a self but then also didn’t we see like a flash of light?
00:09:56:04	00:09:59:14	Chris [GM]	Yes but before that you also noticed and I’m going to elaborate just a little
00:10:03:02	00:10:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	Elaborate. Expound.
00:10:03:09	00:10:04:01	Brin [Basil]	expound
00:10:04:24	00:10:16:15	Chris [GM]	expound thank you because you rolled so high on your perception you noticed the TBD was definitely not himself didn’t look like he was really there just kind of on autopilot
00:10:05:28	00:10:07:26	Brin [Basil]	that’s the scriptural term.
00:10:16:23	00:10:23:27	Chris [GM]	and you said where’s both of these he was not playing his guitar both of
00:10:20:21	00:10:22:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, he didn’t have his guitar.
00:10:23:27	00:10:35:02	Chris [GM]	these did not have it um and then yes unfortunately after that you guys didn’t quite perceive enough but you noticed the room
00:10:28:27	00:10:40:26	Brin [Basil]	There was a figure
00:10:31:04	00:10:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	so
00:10:35:02	00:10:38:22	Chris [GM]	getting brighter and brighter and lighter and brighter you couldn’t tell where that light source was coming from
00:10:41:01	00:10:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	Eros this is something we learned during our side mission is that while Eros noticed these things about TBD and
00:10:52:06	00:11:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	in the infinite wisdom and self -sacrificial way of thinking that Eros always has, he went to the bathroom.
00:11:01:18	00:11:02:16	Chris [GM]	like arrows to be
00:11:04:29	00:11:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	And so while he was gone to the bedroom as the white light overtook us
00:11:13:18	00:11:19:20	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, Fowlclaw, and Nordle all body jumped into…
00:11:21:02	00:11:32:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, with the strange time warp that was happening three of us got sent forward in time a few months into bodies of other creatures and saw potentially
00:11:32:16	00:11:35:08	Steve [Nortle]	a very dangerous future.
00:11:36:10	00:11:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	As we were investigating, we ended up being slaughtered with one fell swoop of a massive katana
00:11:45:03	00:11:56:05	Steve [Nortle]	and we came snapping back into our present self only to realize that we are at the front
00:11:56:05	00:12:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	of the fairgrounds in the ticket line talking to Fran.
00:12:02:04	00:12:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	Brand, brand yeah I think I did yeah I think i remember arrow saying something like hey guys what the hell’s going on Right when you guys like popped in right so okay
00:12:04:04	00:12:05:08	Chris [GM]	Tickets, please
00:12:13:08	00:12:13:24	Brin [Basil]	yep
00:12:16:25	00:12:18:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I knew where the crackers are from.
00:12:18:19	00:12:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you recognize the crackers from
00:12:21:15	00:12:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s right oh wow that’s right oh wow hey those best ones this is green port so good
00:12:23:07	00:12:33:29	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh Chris I was on my own, I was trying really hard but there were way too many blasphemers
00:12:23:08	00:12:24:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I poked…
00:12:23:11	00:12:25:11	Steve [Nortle]	the snack tray at the temple?
00:12:25:22	00:12:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
00:12:36:12	00:12:39:24	Brin [Basil]	in the group I was outnumbered and I couldn’t hold them up
00:12:40:27	00:12:51:29	Brin [Basil]	anyway cool story bro uh but we did also backing up a little bit in the white light and the brightness
00:12:41:17	00:12:42:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Blasthemers!
00:12:42:22	00:12:44:02	Chris [GM]	you just do what I tell my kids
00:12:51:29	00:13:03:00	Brin [Basil]	we did actually notice an antlered figure in a dark forest and there were letters and symbols like scrolls and
00:12:55:04	00:12:55:21	Steve [Nortle]	Right.
00:13:03:00	00:13:04:13	Brin [Basil]	symbols floating around
00:13:04:04	00:13:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	didn’t we also see TBD like asleep somewhere
00:13:06:19	00:13:13:29	Chris [GM]	yes you did magically asleep in a room surrounded by scrolls
00:13:08:09	00:13:09:17	Steve [Nortle]	Magically asleep.
00:13:09:12	00:13:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	Magically asleep.
00:13:14:17	00:13:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	And we did actually learn one of those symbols is the letter L.
00:13:19:16	00:13:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	L from a scroll from TBD.
00:13:21:29	00:13:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	It was the scroll that was being choked on by the guy in the hot dog bed.
00:13:24:23	00:13:33:03	Brin [Basil]	dog guy let’s not go back there
00:13:27:00	00:13:28:18	Chris [GM]	By Joey Chestnuts.
00:13:28:14	00:13:29:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there you go.
00:13:28:14	00:13:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:28:23	00:13:33:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
00:13:30:19	00:13:31:14	Chris [GM]	Our favorite.
00:13:33:08	00:13:34:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:13:34:02	00:13:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	I would love to try that again.
00:13:35:11	00:13:36:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dude.
00:13:35:29	00:13:46:24	Chris [GM]	By the way, if we do go back there we’ve slightly tweaked the rules so it’s a lot It’ll be more fun I think in the contest. It’ll make it a little competitive Anyways, perfect! That’s great.
00:13:47:02	00:13:57:16	Chris [GM]	I totally get where you guys are at mentally now So yeah You all appear and Eros, you said something to them as soon
00:13:57:16	00:13:59:08	Chris [GM]	as they all flashed, take it away.
00:13:59:18	00:14:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my god, guys! What in the hell’s going on?
00:14:04:12	00:14:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Those are the best crackers ever. Those were from Greenport. Where did you get those crackers?
00:14:04:29	00:14:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh boy what happened to my flippers? I was just getting used to my slippers and now they’re gone.
00:14:09:02	00:14:09:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, was it?
00:14:15:07	00:14:16:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is my friend!
00:14:17:26	00:14:19:11	Brin [Basil]	innocent people
00:14:21:02	00:14:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ugh, it smells so good! I have one left!
00:14:21:11	00:14:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, if we’re being…
00:14:23:04	00:14:25:17	Brin [Basil]	are looking at food eating food
00:14:26:08	00:14:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Can I, can I have one of those?
00:14:28:18	00:14:30:22	Brin [Basil]	not just food it’s not even food
00:14:32:19	00:14:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait till you see how this makes me feel.
00:14:33:14	00:14:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	Careful. They’re very spicy.
00:14:35:11	00:14:37:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No ther- Just ignore him.
00:14:36:09	00:14:40:01	Chris [GM]	disadvantage here because as the DM I have no clue what you’re talking about.
00:14:37:17	00:14:40:00	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, sorry, but.
00:14:40:06	00:14:42:05	Steve [Nortle]	We’re just getting into character. It’s fine.
00:14:42:20	00:14:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my goodness. This is the salty, spicy cracker for Greenpoint.
00:14:47:21	00:14:49:06	Steve [Nortle]	I told you it’s spicy.
00:14:48:11	00:14:50:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The cracker of long rest?
00:14:49:11	00:14:57:01	Brin [Basil]	I guess I can’t be too mad. This is the closest any of you will come to repentance probably, so I
00:14:55:01	00:14:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:14:56:16	00:15:07:23	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t understand much but I do understand time and if we were in the future then ain’t nobody dead yet and our sacrilege is still pending
00:14:58:19	00:14:59:05	Brin [Basil]	kinda
00:15:05:21	00:15:06:19	Brin [Basil]	that’s true
00:15:11:16	00:15:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	to crack it. Did you guys get this from the Temple of Saluna? I think I’ve had one of these before.
00:15:14:25	00:15:18:11	Brin [Basil]	yeah they came from the couples in the future how they transferred
00:15:17:07	00:15:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I took the whole tray.
00:15:17:27	00:15:28:06	Steve [Nortle]	because of a throat punch I’ll tell you when you’re older Alright Now, why are we standing out here and why is it only eight in the morning?
00:15:31:02	00:15:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	uh i don’t know i i was just in the bathroom all of a sudden i was here so no it
00:15:35:16	00:15:37:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is it still black?
00:15:36:10	00:15:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	Do you still need to go into the bathroom?
00:15:38:01	00:15:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is the bathroom still stained black?
00:15:40:26	00:15:44:11	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah that’s right That potion you drank.
00:15:45:05	00:15:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I released demons in there.
00:15:47:04	00:15:48:19	Chris [GM]	Very nice, very nice.
00:15:48:04	00:15:48:21	Brin [Basil]	so
00:15:50:17	00:16:01:16	Chris [GM]	Okay, so yeah, you guys notice it’s 8 o’clock in the morning again. You are standing directly in front of Fran who is impatiently waiting for one of you to speak
00:16:01:16	00:16:04:21	Chris [GM]	to her instead of the crowd. Oh hey!
00:16:03:06	00:16:06:03	Dave [Xeros]	how’s it going you look you’re looking good you like
00:16:06:15	00:16:07:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, she really is.
00:16:09:05	00:16:14:07	Chris [GM]	Oh I recognize you! You’re Eros! From here at Zeros!
00:16:10:21	00:16:14:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like she got an upgrade. She didn’t look like that before.
00:16:14:19	00:16:20:22	Brin [Basil]	No. Uh-uh. I don’t remember That. Nope. A lot of things Changed. I would ever Remember
00:16:14:25	00:16:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah that’s me um i’m here to battle the bands
00:16:17:21	00:16:21:01	Chris [GM]	Well why aren’t you participating in the Battle of the Vance this year?
00:16:18:07	00:16:19:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He would have remembered.
00:16:20:24	00:16:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	i i’m actually here to kind of be a walk-on trying to work on it so i mean if there’s any way I mean, any way we could get in and like just mosey our way in. That’d be great.
00:16:21:27	00:16:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	Special.
00:16:23:19	00:16:25:16	Steve [Nortle]	Do I still have gold on my shelf?
00:16:27:11	00:16:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-uh! And you can see the sun reflecting me and hitting me down.
00:16:31:11	00:16:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	I thought it might’ve all melted off.
00:16:32:12	00:16:33:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, looks great.
00:16:35:03	00:16:35:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, no.
00:16:36:22	00:16:37:13	Chris [GM]	Did they finish?
00:16:38:14	00:16:42:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t… I’m not interested in having tickets.
00:16:43:11	00:16:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a lie. That’s why we’re here.
00:16:44:19	00:16:46:07	Steve [Nortle]	I just want to be on the stage!
00:16:46:21	00:16:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Yeah.
00:16:47:03	00:16:52:23	Chris [GM]	So, Arrows just asked if there was a way for you guys to get to compete in the battle of the vance.
00:16:52:08	00:16:55:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I want- Sorry. Out of the way sister. Yeah.
00:16:54:22	00:16:57:18	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m just here as a walk-on. Here as a walking.
00:16:57:28	00:16:59:16	Steve [Nortle]	All right. I could dance some.
00:16:57:29	00:16:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right.
00:16:58:21	00:17:03:13	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry, sweetie. The fans, it’s all full. The roster is filled up already
00:17:03:10	00:17:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:17:04:17	00:17:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	Unfortunate accidents happen to everybody.
00:17:06:04	00:17:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	This is very Groundhog Day. I think we should just like – yeah, it may be for –
00:17:12:15	00:17:19:09	Dave [Xeros]	We have had some conversations with Wolfgang already to kind of help us grease the skids a little bit on this.
00:17:18:17	00:17:23:22	Chris [GM]	good! I was gonna suggest they talk to Wolfgang who might be able to help you out but he’s pretty busy He’s the director.
00:17:23:26	00:17:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s okay. We’ll run into him probably somewhere over by the hot dog eating contest at some point. Yeah, about that time.
00:17:27:17	00:17:29:22	Steve [Nortle]	I would imagine around 11 o’clock or so.
00:17:31:17	00:17:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	And I think if you let us in we really need to get over to the tent of folding because I feel like something might be happening there with someone being turned into a frog.
00:17:32:24	00:17:36:16	Chris [GM]	She all looks at you just a little like, okay? Sure. If you say so.
00:17:43:16	00:17:48:23	Dave [Xeros]	So, I mean I don’t know if you hear in the call The summons come out for that
00:17:49:17	00:17:51:17	Chris [GM]	You need a ticket to get in. You guys got tickets?
00:17:51:28	00:17:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	You do Right? We have ambience
00:17:54:14	00:17:59:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Look at your arms. Y’all have wristbands still. That did not disappear.
00:17:55:07	00:17:56:06	Brin [Basil]	Do we still have them?
00:17:57:00	00:17:58:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not a flipper, by the way.
00:18:00:01	00:18:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
00:18:01:10	00:18:02:28	Chris [GM]	Well then what are you talking to me for?
00:18:02:23	00:18:04:14	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know! Let’s move people!
00:18:05:19	00:18:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	I mean I just had to say hi
00:18:07:22	00:18:09:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh jeez. Let’s go!
00:18:09:27	00:18:12:20	Brin [Basil]	We We have to get in there. Something’s going on. We’ve got to go.
00:18:10:19	00:18:12:08	Chris [GM]	And with that, you’re moving on.
00:18:11:25	00:18:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s morphin’ time
00:18:12:05	00:18:13:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:15:09	00:18:26:27	Chris [GM]	All right. As you guys make your way to the entrance of the Battle of the Bands fairgrounds. There’s a large line of people trying to get in, and unfortunately none of them have tickets. They’re looking for
00:18:26:27	00:18:32:01	Chris [GM]	scalpers. They are looking for anybody who is willing to maybe possibly slip one off their wrist.
00:18:31:23	00:18:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys Better luck next time I think there’s a kid over in the comments That is also looking for
00:18:38:06	00:18:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	one of those is he in the line by chance okay uh perception what do we got on that
00:18:40:24	00:18:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	The guy we chased down?
00:18:41:17	00:18:43:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let’s roll a perception.
00:18:48:11	00:18:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	13. Sorry. I don-I don’t see anybody.
00:18:51:27	00:18:53:22	Chris [GM]	You do not recognize anyone lying.
00:18:54:14	00:19:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	Um… As we walk by, look at the size of those eyes.
00:18:56:14	00:19:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	six look i’m trying to do a good deed here can you just help us out uh are you perceptive
00:19:02:27	00:19:03:09	Brin [Basil]	No.
00:19:04:13	00:19:14:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but you were you were rolling like crazy good last week nope all
00:19:08:20	00:19:12:08	Brin [Basil]	Yep, it’s a six.
00:19:13:29	00:19:25:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You brought those damn dice back. you gotta use this member close what’s
00:19:14:19	00:19:16:01	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, do you see anything?
00:19:15:09	00:19:17:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry, plus it’s a seven, I’m sure.
00:19:17:29	00:19:19:16	Dave [Xeros]	That’s actually a good number.
00:19:20:03	00:19:20:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah.
00:19:20:07	00:19:20:25	Chris [GM]	anyone remember
00:19:22:13	00:19:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t.
00:19:24:03	00:19:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	I can try and check.
00:19:25:20	00:19:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your perception fine plus three nothing
00:19:25:22	00:19:27:19	Dave [Xeros]	I did give him some freaking gold, though.
00:19:28:05	00:19:30:10	Chris [GM]	I don’t remember if we gave him a
00:19:29:09	00:19:36:03	Brin [Basil]	oh maybe you should just glance at the line maybe maybe you’ll see something
00:19:35:22	00:19:41:15	Chris [GM]	moment though it doesn’t seem like any of you really recognize… What did you roll? Oh okay
00:19:41:23	00:19:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	Three?
00:19:45:24	00:19:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	Eight. All right.
00:19:46:08	00:19:48:20	Chris [GM]	It doesn’t seem like any of your recognize anyone in line
00:19:48:20	00:19:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I guess he didn’t make it. He probably was killed on the way here. Probably should have paid for a carriage or something.
00:19:54:16	00:19:57:20	Chris [GM]	or possibly just took all your money and went a different direction
00:19:55:01	00:19:57:17	Brin [Basil]	let’s hope not jeez
00:19:57:16	00:20:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	I could have done that too. But you know what? If he needed money for food and water… Maslow’s hierarchy says I did the right thing.
00:19:58:02	00:19:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	Session one.
00:20:06:09	00:20:08:18	Chris [GM]	Who are you to judge what people do
00:20:08:16	00:20:11:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Exactly. I did my part.
00:20:11:18	00:20:22:07	Chris [GM]	Absolutely You make your way up to the two guards who are standing in front, and hilariously there’s a gal who just says screw it I’m going to gun it.
00:20:22:12	00:20:31:10	Chris [GM]	She runs full force to try and overtake or run past the guards, and a magical barrier just stops her in her tracks.
00:20:31:16	00:20:37:16	Chris [GM]	And she goes face first into an invisible wall, smacks it, and falls right on her butt.
00:20:38:16	00:20:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	if you were thrown against that
00:20:42:16	00:20:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you guys don’t see that oh hilarious doesn’t matter it’s the same thing
00:20:44:24	00:20:48:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s actually kind of funny. She just fell on her ass.
00:20:49:14	00:20:50:26	Chris [GM]	Did I say butt or ass?
00:20:51:17	00:20:52:18	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, I…
00:20:54:10	00:20:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:20:55:24	00:21:01:22	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it just says urchin that’s all i didn’t write a name
00:20:57:19	00:21:05:28	Brin [Basil]	Should we go straight to the tent,
00:20:57:20	00:20:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	WWXD
00:21:07:07	00:21:08:18	Brin [Basil]	figure out what’s going on?
00:21:08:13	00:21:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I mean this Someone just ran into a Like a wall of force
00:21:12:17	00:21:23:23	Chris [GM]	uh cautiously you probably walk up to the entrance just to make sure you’re clear but hey wristbands let you pass through with no issues whatsoever and the guard looks at you and says enjoy the shows
00:21:21:10	00:21:22:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
00:21:24:10	00:21:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	The kid that’s on the ground Is he like crying? She Is she crying?
00:21:24:23	00:21:25:16	Brin [Basil]	Thank you.
00:21:27:29	00:21:33:19	Chris [GM]	she nah she’s just kind of rubbing her took us and just kind OF confused as to what happened
00:21:32:08	00:21:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	Alright I’m going to flip her a gold coin And say
00:21:36:00	00:21:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	go through the wall
00:21:37:05	00:21:38:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s fine.
00:21:38:05	00:21:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	Does it bounce back at me?
00:21:38:21	00:21:39:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:39:20	00:21:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:21:39:23	00:21:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just like she can’t reach it because it’s on the other
00:21:40:29	00:21:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:21:41:15	00:21:44:02	Chris [GM]	Only organic material and stuff.
00:21:43:06	00:21:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I flip it. It bounces back and I’m like oh sorry next time I just flip our gold coins Hey Constellation Prize if you can find a scalper that’ll get you maybe a knockoff
00:21:46:03	00:21:47:16	Chris [GM]	Just made it up on the spot right now.
00:21:48:16	00:21:55:17	Steve [Nortle]	did you did you distort value on that
00:21:50:01	00:21:50:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:21:56:18	00:22:04:26	Chris [GM]	I think at that moment she realizes who you actually are and words are stuck in her throat and she’s like so overwhelmed and excited. It’s like, yes!
00:22:06:03	00:22:07:28	Chris [GM]	And by that time you guys have just fucked up.
00:22:07:09	00:22:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	another 20 coins to her real quick That’s me
00:22:11:26	00:22:12:12	Steve [Nortle]	um
00:22:12:06	00:22:14:18	Chris [GM]	So I think we’re learning that if Arrows gets recognized
00:22:16:10	00:22:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	positive positive karma point um so this is um my like this is i’m speaking meta but
00:22:27:22	00:22:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	uh this is also nordal who’s thought long and incredibly hard for him
00:22:34:22	00:22:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	some some ideas about what’s going on here at like with the real time warp and it is kind of the Groundhog Day concept,
00:22:42:01	00:22:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:22:43:03	00:22:48:22	Steve [Nortle]	if we do enough good deeds you get to perform. Which is all he cares about actually at this point.
00:22:48:12	00:22:53:02	Chris [GM]	i do want to point out one thing and i did say this in the previous session so
00:22:53:02	00:23:01:04	Chris [GM]	you guys this is a dream loop this is not a time might be a difference there
00:23:00:22	00:23:02:11	Dave [Xeros]	dream loop
00:23:05:03	00:23:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	in his
00:23:05:05	00:23:07:21	Brin [Basil]	the dream different every time?
00:23:05:23	00:23:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	So here’s my hypothesis is that we can try again on any of these things but if you remember
00:23:07:02	00:23:09:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I haven’t read up on this.
00:23:17:08	00:23:25:15	Steve [Nortle]	there were certain times when we went to do certain things for example we fought The Soup Elemental at lunchtime or something like that
00:23:25:21	00:23:26:01	Chris [GM]	was noon
00:23:26:04	00:23:37:11	Steve [Nortle]	It was noon. So if we go back there right now at 8 a.m., We probably won’t confront the soup elemental, because that’ll happen in four hours or something.
00:23:37:26	00:23:43:01	Steve [Nortle]	So if do you go straight to the frog? Right.
00:23:39:02	00:23:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	But if we go to the tent, maybe We can stop him
00:23:43:08	00:23:49:27	Steve [Nortle]	So like the idea is maybe we can revisit these things, but if we revisit them earlier it might go differently.
00:23:45:26	00:23:52:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doesn’t him turning into a frog open
00:23:52:14	00:23:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an availability for us? Okay
00:23:56:28	00:24:02:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m a big believer in comma If we close a loop on one thing Maybe another loop will And
00:23:59:17	00:24:04:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean i can respect that
00:24:07:28	00:24:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s love and peace
00:24:10:02	00:24:11:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Holy shit, who is this guy?
00:24:11:05	00:24:19:03	Dave [Xeros]	We’re at the festival We gotta love everyone Until we kill them on stage
00:24:17:26	00:24:26:16	Brin [Basil]	kill them on stage well i was with you for a sec but um can I make some kind of can I
00:24:22:12	00:24:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	Metaphorically speaking
00:24:23:08	00:24:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s go.
00:24:26:04	00:24:27:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Blow their mind…
00:24:26:16	00:24:35:06	Brin [Basil]	make like a check on my dream loops do I know anything from my studies that might help us give us a little bit insight and help us understand a little more about what a dream
00:24:38:14	00:24:49:11	Chris [GM]	check now would not be the right time do that because you have nothing to channel it towards. You would need I will allow that but I would need you to be able to know what your channeling
00:24:49:11	00:24:53:11	Chris [GM]	towards cause as of right now the only thing you guys have seen is TBD sleeping
00:24:54:26	00:25:02:02	Chris [GM]	below you and then during that moment of the light getting bright again, you felt like you were being sucked into his mind
00:25:03:14	00:25:14:17	Chris [GM]	and so it’s more me telling you Meta that it’s a dream loop cause you guys kept saying time loop just to help things move along I’m like let’s just Redirected by a person.
00:25:15:20	00:25:21:06	Chris [GM]	Mind bullets. But I like that idea. I just need you to be able to do it to something
00:25:22:17	00:25:26:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah, cool. Save it.
00:25:23:24	00:25:35:10	Brin [Basil]	got it all right oh yes
00:25:28:00	00:25:30:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s GO GET CRAPES!!!
00:25:29:28	00:25:32:03	Chris [GM]	Are we hearing this at all?
00:25:31:15	00:25:32:20	Steve [Nortle]	and let us
00:25:32:22	00:25:34:07	Dave [Xeros]	Banana crepes with Nutella.
00:25:34:10	00:25:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ohhhh spank me
00:25:35:27	00:25:37:25	Brin [Basil]	Oh, yes.
00:25:37:18	00:25:41:29	Chris [GM]	So did you guys are just hearing music in the background crowds cheering
00:25:43:16	00:25:46:21	Chris [GM]	You… Yeah, where would you like to go first? to do?
00:25:44:28	00:25:51:16	Steve [Nortle]	remind can we just go really quickly through what we have not yet done
00:25:51:06	00:25:52:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, absolutely. Okay.
00:25:53:23	00:25:54:24	Steve [Nortle]	we haven’t mud wrestled
00:25:54:26	00:25:55:03	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
00:25:55:12	00:25:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s freakin’ do it Except
00:25:56:22	00:25:58:23	Steve [Nortle]	your fur will get dirty
00:25:57:26	00:26:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m hoping there’s a missionary walking through here handing out pamphlets that might be roped into the Toldwrith Mud Wrestling, but maybe that’s wishful thinking.
00:26:03:15	00:26:06:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. We’ll need to go by there very soon.
00:26:07:00	00:26:10:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, wishful thinking maybe. He’s so damn cute now.
00:26:12:24	00:26:18:07	Chris [GM]	in the world okay now you understand why i thought it was a straight jacket i didn’t realize that was his butt that was hanging out i thought it
00:26:18:07	00:26:26:02	Chris [GM]	like these two arms tied together yeah yeah big backpack
00:26:20:15	00:26:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	No, this is like his little pinta arms. But yeah, they were holding up because it’s a really big backpack
00:26:20:28	00:26:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	lots of pamphlets
00:26:26:28	00:26:38:16	Dave [Xeros]	lots of pamphlets in there i think he actually stole the printing press from synoday yeah it’s
00:26:28:16	00:26:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He has like a compact printing press inside of the backpack And he just pushes down the lever and it prints 10
00:26:29:11	00:26:30:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh.
00:26:31:17	00:26:32:02	Brin [Basil]	Aye.
00:26:31:29	00:26:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	laughing
00:26:33:18	00:26:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:26:35:20	00:26:37:14	Brin [Basil]	That like stone?
00:26:38:16	00:26:49:28	Dave [Xeros]	that’s in his backpack he just pulls the stone out and just lays like a fax machine just spits everything out it’s like a ticker tape upgrade over there you should have i have a
00:26:40:01	00:26:48:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, perfect. Perfect. I hope so. We should have taken that stupid thing. Dang it.
00:26:40:09	00:26:41:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:26:49:28	00:26:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	i have pants
00:26:53:05	00:26:55:10	Brin [Basil]	Okay, we have not been to mud wrestling.
00:26:55:15	00:27:05:05	Chris [GM]	have let’s see the areas you have been you’ve been to the main stage You’ve been to the Thirsty Maiden. You’ve bened to the Food Floating Tensor Disc Trucks.
00:27:05:05	00:27:13:22	Chris [GM]	You’ve Bened to The Hot Dog Eating Contest Area, and you’ve been to The Merch Booth, areas you have not been.
00:27:13:25	00:27:24:10	Chris [GM]	You haven’t been to Limp Biscuits Fix -It Shop.
00:27:19:16	00:27:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	the limp biscuits limp the imp biscuit
00:27:24:28	00:27:34:20	Chris [GM]	You haven’ t been to Traveling Herbalist. You haven’t been to Another Man’s Treasure, which is kind of like used knickknacks for sale and stuff. Yep. Old textbooks.
00:27:35:11	00:27:42:05	Chris [GM]	Uh, you haven’t bened to the Caw-Caw Nevermore Theater. You haven’ t been to Let Freedom Ring Rap Battle.
00:27:44:14	00:27:50:25	Chris [GM]	And then uh, you havent been to The Children’s Mud Wrestling Competition nor have you been to…
00:27:52:14	00:27:55:22	Chris [GM]	What’s that last one right there? Oh, that’s a tick booth. You haven’T been there. Okay. Cool.
00:27:56:06	00:27:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	still have about half about half of them to explore
00:27:56:28	00:27:58:11	Chris [GM]	About half of them. Yeah.
00:27:59:03	00:28:11:18	Steve [Nortle]	um or
00:28:00:10	00:28:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	it gonna
00:28:11:18	00:28:15:25	Steve [Nortle]	should we just try all of the new things and just try our luck there.
00:28:16:23	00:28:20:09	Dave [Xeros]	whoever’s sneaky should try to stop the frog from becoming a frog
00:28:19:08	00:28:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	I can do that. Plus six on stealth.
00:28:20:09	00:28:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	all right oh yeah that’s right you shouldn’t be stealthy at all but good
00:28:28:10	00:28:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	Ninja vanish!
00:28:32:16	00:28:36:07	Steve [Nortle]	Unless I throw my sigh in, it gets taken by a reporter.
00:28:37:05	00:28:44:04	Chris [GM]	i’m hearing is you guys want to get to the main stage tent as fast as possible sure
00:28:44:02	00:28:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:28:44:03	00:28:47:24	Dave [Xeros]	or we can just send him ahead while we kind of slunk along because probably
00:28:47:14	00:28:51:22	Brin [Basil]	No I want to go to the main stage, too. I think LaDonna might be there again.
00:28:50:17	00:28:56:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. You can meet her in The Dream.
00:28:53:19	00:28:53:22	Brin [Basil]	No?
00:28:59:01	00:29:01:20	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s not read too deeply into this.
00:29:00:00	00:29:01:09	Brin [Basil]	Doesn’t matter?
00:29:03:09	00:29:03:16	Brin [Basil]	Hmm.
00:29:03:24	00:29:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	guys did walk away with like a sports almanac at the end of last uh so fyi you do have all those scrolls
00:29:11:09	00:29:13:07	Brin [Basil]	We know all the winners of the mud wrestle.
00:29:13:11	00:29:13:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:29:13:13	00:29:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:29:13:21	00:29:18:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh let’s go
00:29:13:23	00:29:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:29:15:01	00:29:15:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:29:15:23	00:29:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	So, place bets.
00:29:16:00	00:29:16:27	Brin [Basil]	Place your bets!
00:29:17:00	00:29:26:03	Chris [GM]	plays in bets it’s gonna be easy easy money cool so falclaw and nordal you decide to head off straight straight away
00:29:18:23	00:29:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	Placing bets.
00:29:21:05	00:29:21:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:29:26:03	00:29:32:26	Chris [GM]	battle are you going to join them you can stick back with that arrows while he’s signing autographs because he’s getting quite a lot of attention right now with a lot of fans.
00:29:32:23	00:29:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	Hi.
00:29:33:20	00:29:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m out of here. Let’s go.
00:29:34:26	00:29:42:25	Chris [GM]	Most of these fans are kind of in their like 30s, early 40s back when year zero is really
00:29:39:08	00:29:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like 26.
00:29:41:09	00:29:44:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m sick.
00:29:42:25	00:29:53:04	Chris [GM]	popular and yeah you’re that age but your fans I’m saying have you been to a Backstreet Boys concert? It’s not teenage girls anymore.
00:29:44:14	00:29:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not that old.
00:29:48:06	00:29:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	All I’ve got to say is
00:29:50:19	00:29:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	have you been two new kids on the block? No, it’s not but they are all younger than The Backstreet Boys.
00:29:50:26	00:29:51:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:29:51:07	00:29:52:21	Brin [Basil]	It’s not funny to
00:29:58:04	00:30:02:21	Chris [GM]	I mean, that’s who should say but the DM.
00:30:03:08	00:30:03:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:30:03:27	00:30:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh shoot!
00:30:06:10	00:30:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	Just wait until you get to Pearl
00:30:08:01	00:30:08:22	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah.
00:30:10:01	00:30:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s gonna kill you man!
00:30:12:15	00:30:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, man.
00:30:13:18	00:30:23:21	Chris [GM]	Hey, this isn’t TBD speaking. This is ghostly G-O-D… No, no. What do they call it here? V-O D? V-A-G. Ghostly V-U-G
00:30:15:23	00:30:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the DM speaking.
00:30:24:02	00:30:24:16	Dave [Xeros]	D-O-G?
00:30:24:17	00:30:27:10	Chris [GM]	Voice of God at all the shows we’re doing stuff.
00:30:25:19	00:30:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. No.
00:30:27:13	00:30:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	No.
00:30:29:04	00:30:30:04	Dave [Xeros]	He wasn’t.
00:30:30:18	00:30:31:11	Chris [GM]	He wasn’t.
00:30:31:29	00:30:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:33:21	00:30:34:13	Brin [Basil]	Nice.
00:30:35:03	00:30:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	He was afraid of what was going to happen later in the campaign. Uh, he wasn’t.”
00:30:35:09	00:30:35:21	Chris [GM]	Cool.
00:30:40:21	00:30:47:13	Chris [GM]	Cool. All right, Basil were you going to join them or are you going Alright so all three of you run ahead and as you enter
00:30:41:15	00:30:42:17	Brin [Basil]	To the tent!
00:30:43:23	00:30:45:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m gonna go this time.
00:30:48:15	00:30:58:29	Chris [GM]	just in case someone’s tuning in for the first time as you walk up the tent as a reminder it’s this nice black tent with little trim on it. It’s beautiful from the outside but kind of small. Doesn’t seem like
00:30:58:29	00:31:10:22	Chris [GM]	the place you’d have to find the finale of The Battle of the Bands But as you enter the tent it opens up as if it is the size of two football fields. Giant stages on either side with plenty of room
00:31:10:22	00:31:20:26	Chris [GM]	for crowds. What they’ve invented here is a tent of holding, a bunch of bags of holdings sewn together to create space.
00:31:20:25	00:31:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	As you go through again, Ulterior pops up and says, “‘It’s impressive, isn’t it?’ But
00:31:23:06	00:31:24:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah he does!
00:31:25:18	00:31:28:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:31:25:27	00:31:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:31:26:13	00:31:26:22	Brin [Basil]	Ha ha ha!
00:31:27:26	00:31:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	it does change a little bit this time. We’ve had our junior representatives over at the University of Magus working on this for over a year. It was their senior project.
00:31:39:12	00:31:50:12	Dave [Xeros]	They literally only did this for an entire year. Their fingers are so sore! And I bet, I think I want to bet that two of them would die. And they did!
00:31:52:02	00:31:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	Welcome to the tent of holding!
00:31:52:17	00:32:04:05	Chris [GM]	So we’re all clear this is a sort of the holographic appearance of Ulterior and it plays on repeat
00:31:52:28	00:31:56:26	Brin [Basil]	Thank you.
00:32:00:28	00:32:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	He’s not actually… He’s everywhere and nowhere.
00:32:04:05	00:32:07:22	Chris [GM]	no matter which part of the Battle of the Bands paragraph you want.
00:32:09:14	00:32:19:29	Chris [GM]	Awesome, you enter in and you see a very familiar scene standing around a small toad in the middle of the floor
00:32:21:07	00:32:31:20	Chris [GM]	is a bunch of roadies and another figure that you immediately recognize Falclaw LaDonna is standing there, staring at her toe.
00:32:30:20	00:32:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	Is it alright? Is it right if I stick my head in the tent real quick? Yeah, I’m just going to stick my head in. Hey! Hey! Fowl Claw! Did you turn him into a toad this time? Did it work?
00:32:33:22	00:32:34:22	Chris [GM]	You want to pop in?
00:32:42:20	00:32:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Did it works?!
00:32:44:23	00:32:47:20	Chris [GM]	and stares straight at you. Did you what?
00:32:48:22	00:32:53:14	Brin [Basil]	our friend is really messed up
00:32:53:06	00:32:55:01	Chris [GM]	Roll me a perception check.
00:32:54:06	00:32:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	Purple Haze!
00:32:55:20	00:32:58:00	Brin [Basil]	perception here we go
00:32:56:15	00:32:56:27	Chris [GM]	Yep.
00:33:01:07	00:33:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	your signing long enough to make his life harder.
00:33:02:03	00:33:05:13	Brin [Basil]	alright it’s still a 7 yep
00:33:04:20	00:33:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	Agent of Chaos
00:33:06:15	00:33:16:09	Chris [GM]	Seven? Okay. Unfortunately that won’t do it. But she seems a little perplexed as she’s looking at you almost like she doesn’t believe it could possibly be you.
00:33:07:26	00:33:08:19	Brin [Basil]	it’s great
00:33:17:10	00:33:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna park my head In the tent And throw you A
00:33:20:14	00:33:21:13	Brin [Basil]	can I
00:33:22:14	00:33:25:10	Brin [Basil]	like just cast mage hand to hold the tent door closed
00:33:24:29	00:33:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:33:25:04	00:33:26:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah absolutely.
00:33:25:10	00:33:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	No, I I’m trying to throw you An apple cider So you can re-roll Re-roll
00:33:28:00	00:33:31:28	Brin [Basil]	it’s too late It’s already holding the
00:33:31:29	00:33:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	It bounces off In the head
00:33:32:19	00:33:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:33:34:07	00:33:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:33:36:07	00:33:38:05	Dave [Xeros]	Ungrateful Ungrateful Fowlt Claw
00:33:37:28	00:33:40:04	Chris [GM]	The sounds are just muffled through the thing.
00:33:39:17	00:33:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, Gracie.
00:33:41:22	00:33:42:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna go
00:33:44:29	00:33:56:10	Brin [Basil]	This only happens to a select few creatures of the universe but I’m going to bow and bow before LaDonna and I’m saying please
00:33:53:13	00:33:54:06	Chris [GM]	Oh, my.
00:33:55:06	00:33:55:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dang.
00:33:56:10	00:34:06:28	Brin [Basil]	forgive my friend We just got here And what happened? But we don’t know anything about what has occurred here. What?
00:34:07:04	00:34:14:18	Brin [Basil]	Is that frog over there? Like, what? I’m so pleased to see it. This is incredible. That’s why I’m bowing.
00:34:14:15	00:34:21:21	Chris [GM]	I think LaDonna at that moment kind of eases a little bit, takes a step back and says, okay…
00:34:23:20	00:34:26:17	Dave [Xeros]	So if he’s a frog then… Oh, it’s Toad.
00:34:24:25	00:34:25:24	Chris [GM]	He is a toe, yeah.
00:34:26:22	00:34:27:18	Brin [Basil]	He said to…
00:34:27:05	00:34:38:23	Chris [GM]	Or a frog. I don’t know. What was it? It’s a frog, yeah, that hasn’t changed. Yeah, she’s like, okay, well, what are you doing here?
00:34:29:09	00:34:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	I think he was a frog.
00:34:31:04	00:34:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. The two different things.
00:34:33:13	00:34:33:27	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:34:34:28	00:34:36:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Huge, huge difference.
00:34:39:16	00:34:45:28	Brin [Basil]	Well, we just got here to the Battle of the Bands and so we were just exploring some of the sites and we…
00:34:44:28	00:34:49:03	Chris [GM]	When you say You just got here That she relaxes A little bit You notice
00:34:49:08	00:34:49:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay.
00:34:51:08	00:34:53:20	Brin [Basil]	Are you performing at Battle of a Band?
00:34:54:05	00:34:55:26	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately this year I’m not
00:34:57:05	00:34:57:18	Chris [GM]	Sorry
00:34:57:22	00:34:58:07	Brin [Basil]	What?
00:35:02:04	00:35:08:16	Brin [Basil]	I mean, you’re right. It wouldn’t even be a Battle of the Bands if you perform so it’s probably better than your
00:35:10:25	00:35:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	Simple.
00:35:11:07	00:35:14:03	Chris [GM]	And then with that She turns around To give her attention
00:35:21:12	00:35:33:02	Steve [Nortle]	He’s an amphibian. We both have water-based experiences. Would you like me, Falklaa, to try to converse with this frog. LaDonna, would that help your… Would that be helpful
00:35:33:02	00:35:33:28	Steve [Nortle]	to you and yours?
00:35:34:14	00:35:37:11	Chris [GM]	The roadies Ron, John and Don Look over Hey
00:35:34:17	00:35:35:00	Brin [Basil]	reasoning
00:35:38:11	00:35:38:20	Steve [Nortle]	Wrong!
00:35:38:11	00:35:39:25	Chris [GM]	Nordahl Good to see you man
00:35:39:28	00:35:50:18	Steve [Nortle]	See these men can vouch for me I do what I can when I can Um, I want to talk
00:35:41:29	00:35:44:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah This is one of the best One of the most Roadies
00:35:50:18	00:35:57:13	Steve [Nortle]	to the frog and try to I just want to interact see how he’s doing
00:35:56:17	00:35:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	You have comprehend languages, don’t you? Foulclaw?
00:35:59:12	00:35:59:29	Brin [Basil]	I do
00:36:00:07	00:36:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, cast that.
00:36:00:19	00:36:08:27	Chris [GM]	all right awkward okay i i would say in this sense since
00:36:01:09	00:36:03:18	Steve [Nortle]	So I speak Auckland
00:36:05:26	00:36:06:09	Brin [Basil]	cast
00:36:08:07	00:36:09:25	Steve [Nortle]	Is this animal handling
00:36:11:23	00:36:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is this animal handling…
00:36:15:01	00:36:18:29	Steve [Nortle]	persuasion My animal handling isn’t as good as my perspiration
00:36:19:15	00:36:23:02	Chris [GM]	do animal handling but it’s going to be a lower check.
00:36:24:01	00:36:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	alright so I squat down and like retract most of my limbs so it’s just my hands out and then I waddle a little bit and then I just
00:36:29:18	00:36:32:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does he have advantage on this? I feel like he should
00:36:35:10	00:36:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	drop straight down on my stomach in front of him
00:36:39:08	00:36:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	and I go
00:36:40:17	00:36:41:20	Chris [GM]	Starts shaking his tail.
00:36:45:15	00:36:46:10	Steve [Nortle]	dirty 20
00:36:46:23	00:36:48:29	Brin [Basil]	oh yes uh
00:36:46:24	00:36:47:25	Chris [GM]	Oh, yes!
00:36:47:15	00:36:48:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:36:47:29	00:36:48:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:51:28	00:36:54:13	Chris [GM]	The frog startled what’s up at you?
00:36:57:14	00:37:09:03	Chris [GM]	And what you hear back in return is I can talk What the heck? I’m a frog! What’s going on here? He’s totally confused he has no idea how he got turned into a frog
00:37:09:05	00:37:20:23	Chris [GM]	He also is baffled that he can actually talk as a frog. Since he got turned into a frog, this is a whole new experience for him. So he’s just as confused as probably you are, Nortal.
00:37:20:27	00:37:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	Push him. If you cast Comprehend Languages on a microphone, will it work?
00:37:27:04	00:37:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	Will the microphone comprehend I think it’d have to be on The sound system
00:37:28:23	00:37:29:19	Chris [GM]	In what way?
00:37:30:08	00:37:32:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, if…
00:37:33:05	00:37:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Well yeah, I’m just saying that if he got up and sang in frog language into a microphone that had been blessed with comprehend languages, would he be able to sing and people understand what he was saying?
00:37:44:28	00:37:50:05	Chris [GM]	That sounds like a good idea to me. That sounds as cool as anime vision pretty much.
00:37:47:09	00:37:47:26	Brin [Basil]	Wow!
00:37:48:20	00:37:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	Ma’am. Just wondering.
00:37:51:20	00:37:51:28	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:37:52:06	00:37:53:17	Chris [GM]	So, uh…
00:37:54:21	00:38:05:08	Chris [GM]	The frog continues and says I just remember my sound check there was a puff of green smoke that came from the
00:38:05:08	00:38:07:25	Chris [GM]	microphone. Yeah. It’s great.
00:38:10:19	00:38:15:16	Chris [GM]	And next thing I know, I’m like three inches high.
00:38:11:02	00:38:12:22	Dave [Xeros]	Detect magic. Detect Magic!
00:38:17:05	00:38:23:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, can I cast… Was it this microphone? On this stage right here? Can I cast detect magic in that microm?
00:38:21:01	00:38:31:25	Chris [GM]	Yes. Sure. Absolutely. You cast Tech Magic on it Where would this information be?
00:38:32:20	00:38:33:08	Chris [GM]	One moment.
00:38:39:08	00:38:41:20	Steve [Nortle]	Have a desire To eat flies
00:38:43:26	00:38:55:09	Chris [GM]	As your conversation continues about flies, Fowflaw you learn that there was a curse cast on the microphone
00:38:55:09	00:39:06:28	Chris [GM]	and that curse is whenever someone came up to the microphone it would puff the green smoke in their face and turn them into a frog. So it’s a cursed microphone.
00:39:05:10	00:39:05:27	Brin [Basil]	Hmm.
00:39:07:08	00:39:18:19	Dave [Xeros]	What type of magic is it? Because if you detect like magic, you should know what kind of magic is. No, curse is a curse. There’s a bunch of different types of curses but if it’s like
00:39:07:17	00:39:08:10	Brin [Basil]	A curse microphone.
00:39:12:14	00:39:24:00	Chris [GM]	is curse not a type of magic i don’t know what
00:39:19:14	00:39:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	like polymorph magic or something like that, right? I mean, I think that’s probably
00:39:24:00	00:39:26:12	Chris [GM]	i can tell you is from it you learn
00:39:27:17	00:39:35:28	Chris [GM]	that it was a curse not necessarily magic and that to uh reverse the thing it would just
00:39:40:20	00:39:47:28	Brin [Basil]	okay cool um is there a safe way for me to take the mic with us not sing into it but
00:39:47:28	00:39:52:26	Brin [Basil]	pick my put in my pack bring it just in case
00:39:49:26	00:39:58:28	Chris [GM]	let’s do a slight hand check for me let’s see if this puffs into your face or not with mage
00:39:55:13	00:39:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	still holding the tent door closed?
00:39:58:12	00:40:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to reach in and help but
00:39:58:20	00:40:09:20	Brin [Basil]	yeah i’m still holding it yeah oh
00:40:09:20	00:40:15:08	Brin [Basil]	uh 14 that is with my modifier yep
00:40:12:01	00:40:13:20	Chris [GM]	don’t have any modifiers or anything to add to that
00:40:14:02	00:40:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	no. Can I roll a help because I can motivate you from yelling at you from outside the tent
00:40:15:27	00:40:23:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah we can still hear you like muffling against the tent yep
00:40:23:09	00:40:24:11	Dave [Xeros]	with sleight of hand
00:40:27:25	00:40:32:29	Chris [GM]	me uh okay so remind me how does helping work in
00:40:28:04	00:40:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	That’s an nat 20
00:40:33:08	00:40:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	basically just does an advantage goal so I’m helping that person so you instead of rolling one to twenty, you roll two. And so that is the help option yeah and like
00:40:41:13	00:40:49:14	Chris [GM]	Is the second role excellent I’ll call with the most gentlest care and silence and
00:40:50:12	00:40:56:10	Chris [GM]	precision you remove the microphone without tripping off any curse or anything like that. And where do you put it?
00:40:57:19	00:40:59:14	Brin [Basil]	gonna put it uh
00:41:02:05	00:41:11:23	Dave [Xeros]	put it in my pants It turned into a frog! What happened?
00:41:04:20	00:41:12:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a huge puff of grease that’s
00:41:05:05	00:41:07:16	Brin [Basil]	i don’t know if you’re that close yet
00:41:06:22	00:41:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:41:06:22	00:41:08:08	Chris [GM]	Poof! And the pants balloon out.
00:41:09:14	00:41:12:08	Steve [Nortle]	everything inside of his pants
00:41:11:13	00:41:13:26	Chris [GM]	The lower half of you turns into a frog.
00:41:12:26	00:41:29:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what i was thinking it’s actually
00:41:14:23	00:41:18:26	Brin [Basil]	uh i’m gonna put it in my backpack i have like a side pocket
00:41:18:13	00:41:19:20	Chris [GM]	Did this hit your satchel thing?
00:41:19:17	00:41:29:13	Brin [Basil]	and the side yep so it’s like accessible but it’s not with the other stuff right next to me yes sweet
00:41:24:03	00:41:27:23	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and add a cursed microphone to your inventory.
00:41:29:26	00:41:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome yes oh
00:41:30:02	00:41:31:05	Chris [GM]	That is pretty good idea,
00:41:30:10	00:41:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	So backstage passes again guys and we will put this in front of Roses & Guns’
00:41:37:10	00:41:42:22	Chris [GM]	you guys want backstage passes? Ron pipes up You gotta participate in the Roadie King game
00:41:39:17	00:41:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	Heck yeah
00:41:43:27	00:41:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh what is that
00:41:44:07	00:41:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s how we got him.
00:41:47:18	00:41:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	I think I may go get a banana crepe, actually.
00:41:48:29	00:41:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:41:50:28	00:41:58:09	Dave [Xeros]	I just got really hungry all of a sudden with Nutella.
00:41:52:11	00:41:54:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Wow
00:41:58:29	00:41:59:23	Chris [GM]	So, yeah.
00:42:00:24	00:42:07:05	Chris [GM]	Ron Pipes said, you guys want to join in on the Road King games? That’s totally cool or whatever. Yeah, the grand prize winner is Backstage Passes.
00:42:08:17	00:42:11:08	Chris [GM]	It’s up to you guys if you want to do that whole thing again.
00:42:12:00	00:42:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	I mean backstage passes are always a good thing. It’s not that we’re not going to use them right?
00:42:19:02	00:42:20:10	Chris [GM]	It’s a good fail safe, right?
00:42:19:12	00:42:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay question! Question though for the roadies. I know you guys know everything about what goes on and anything.
00:42:20:07	00:42:20:23	Brin [Basil]	yep
00:42:26:10	00:42:27:15	Chris [GM]	Are you trying to flatter me?
00:42:27:19	00:42:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh I am. But look at you guys. You’re so damn handsome all the time.
00:42:31:04	00:42:31:29	Chris [GM]	We three dwarves.
00:42:32:01	00:42:36:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you three dwarves and your beards and your neck tattoos. I mean, come on!
00:42:35:27	00:42:38:00	Chris [GM]	Don over there just kind of starts stroking his beard
00:42:39:24	00:42:40:28	Chris [GM]	Just your eyes.
00:42:41:03	00:42:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Question.
00:42:42:07	00:42:43:19	Chris [GM]	Does Basil have a thing for dwarves?
00:42:46:10	00:42:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	Would you by chance just know the general movements of LaDonna during the day? We’re just really, really excited
00:42:47:11	00:42:48:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:42:51:17	00:42:52:02	Brin [Basil]	stalky
00:42:56:02	00:42:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	Stout.
00:42:56:22	00:43:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	to get her autograph at some point like where LaDona’s going to be
00:42:57:11	00:42:58:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve dated a dwarf.
00:43:00:00	00:43:04:17	Chris [GM]	you’re asking them if they know where she goes during the day.
00:43:05:26	00:43:10:13	Brin [Basil]	before he can even I run back to LaDonna and then like, okay
00:43:09:06	00:43:12:16	Chris [GM]	Okay, all right. Do you want an autograph or something?
00:43:12:11	00:43:15:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s like smelling, like smelling her skirts.
00:43:14:04	00:43:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	to get a t -shirt first
00:43:18:04	00:43:21:06	Brin [Basil]	yeah, I would love an autograph but I would love to
00:43:22:13	00:43:25:28	Chris [GM]	point, LaDonna just is staring at you because she reaches down and picks up the toad.
00:43:27:11	00:43:28:13	Chris [GM]	The frog, I mean.
00:43:30:04	00:43:41:13	Brin [Basil]	I don’t want to inconvenience you right now where will you be later? Where can I come and get an autograph later?
00:43:43:28	00:43:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	At nighttime in your tent
00:43:48:08	00:43:55:20	Brin [Basil]	imagine you’ll be part of the festivities or probably have a signing later or something, you know. I just want to make it possible.
00:43:55:25	00:43:56:10	Chris [GM]	Sure.
00:43:58:19	00:44:05:22	Chris [GM]	She’s trying every which way to get out of telling you what her whereabouts are and stuff. Roll me a…
00:44:07:06	00:44:08:17	Chris [GM]	persuasion for that.
00:44:08:05	00:44:10:09	Brin [Basil]	Oh yes! Yes!
00:44:08:20	00:44:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	it from the roadies.
00:44:09:25	00:44:12:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s asking if you like hot dogs.
00:44:13:12	00:44:14:07	Chris [GM]	Lizzie’s?
00:44:13:25	00:44:15:24	Brin [Basil]	That’s a 17 for persuasion.
00:44:16:19	00:44:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh dang! His feathers are like super poofy right now.
00:44:20:15	00:44:27:19	Chris [GM]	I mean yeah LaDonna is she’s not charmed and she’s in any way
00:44:23:17	00:44:35:16	Brin [Basil]	Can I cast Charm Person on top of this?
00:44:28:26	00:44:33:29	Chris [GM]	convinced of what am I saying that you are
00:44:35:27	00:44:43:16	Chris [GM]	She just basically is like if you want later I’ll be over by the merch booth
00:44:36:14	00:44:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	I can.
00:44:38:23	00:44:48:28	Steve [Nortle]	aren’t you getting a crepe yeah it’s
00:44:43:16	00:44:48:16	Chris [GM]	I have a signing at, like, 8 in the morning right now.
00:44:48:28	00:44:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	still you wouldn’t happen to have like really nice shirt at that merch booth would ya
00:44:59:03	00:45:01:13	Chris [GM]	p .m., and I’m assigned to do some fan sightings
00:45:01:13	00:45:14:05	Chris [GM]	for giving away a limited edition T -shirt of everyone.
00:45:06:14	00:45:08:06	Brin [Basil]	I will be there.
00:45:07:26	00:45:09:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He knows nothing about that shirt.
00:45:09:26	00:45:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	is it the one that’s in the glass case?
00:45:14:14	00:45:15:08	Chris [GM]	How did you know about that?
00:45:14:27	00:45:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	I just went past the merch booth.
00:45:15:29	00:45:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep. That’s totally why we know that.
00:45:19:00	00:45:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	one of those things where they just- I saw it and therein’ a glass case. It’s a little…
00:45:21:13	00:45:25:18	Chris [GM]	Oh, I didn’t know that Vanilla had everything set up already. It bit on him.
00:45:23:21	00:45:26:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It was glistening in the sun. Couldn’t miss it.
00:45:25:20	00:45:32:10	Dave [Xeros]	I went up and I pushed the little brass button and it opened up and he got super mad at me so I just like then closed it back up
00:45:32:04	00:45:35:21	Chris [GM]	Well, yeah, that’s for the fans. Are you trying to take the shirt?
00:45:34:16	00:45:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you’re right. Nah, it’s just trying to smell it.
00:45:37:23	00:45:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	no he was trying to take the shirt earlier i mean later I don’t understand how time works.
00:45:42:23	00:45:43:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle.
00:45:43:06	00:45:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want
00:45:43:07	00:45:44:18	Chris [GM]	Roll me a perception check.
00:45:49:28	00:45:50:17	Steve [Nortle]	14?
00:45:52:03	00:45:52:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:45:53:25	00:45:56:28	Chris [GM]	You see her pause for just a bit as you say that.
00:45:55:04	00:46:00:15	Brin [Basil]	she pauses as he says
00:46:04:29	00:46:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, it was today but at like 2 p.m. Does that make sense to you?
00:46:13:26	00:46:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	You guys are all supposed To be dead
00:46:15:04	00:46:15:13	Chris [GM]	Jeez!
00:46:17:13	00:46:18:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s drunk!
00:46:19:18	00:46:20:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s an alcoholic!
00:46:21:06	00:46:25:05	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, speaking of which I’m going to put my hand around him And uh
00:46:21:14	00:46:23:06	Brin [Basil]	apologize for my friends
00:46:25:20	00:46:29:07	Steve [Nortle]	Lettuce sake is barely alcoholic, I’ll have you know.
00:46:29:03	00:46:30:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:46:30:02	00:46:34:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m reaching to squeeze… What’s that squeeze called?
00:46:35:17	00:46:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
00:46:35:21	00:46:44:07	Steve [Nortle]	But I’m used to that because you’re my sister so my neck just inherently lowers into my shell. I don’t even notice. It’s just a reflex.
00:46:41:19	00:46:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	D8.
00:46:45:17	00:46:49:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Because I’ve been hearing you were my guinea pig when I was learning.
00:46:50:03	00:46:52:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s why I knew how to do it against Vandula.
00:46:52:17	00:46:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Nordle?
00:46:53:19	00:46:55:07	Chris [GM]	You need a D4 from Nortal?
00:46:55:05	00:47:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, Nordle has the apple cider so he gets a luck point from that and
00:46:57:18	00:46:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	What?
00:47:02:19	00:47:05:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so you just like I’m talking and you just hand this to me?
00:47:06:10	00:47:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	much I was like hey this is your third one for today just wanted to make you see this glow of Aurigodon. You have a luck point now.
00:47:06:13	00:47:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	Like not spicy.
00:47:10:07	00:47:11:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you he’s an alcoholic.
00:47:16:08	00:47:26:16	Brin [Basil]	okay um let’s um
00:47:17:16	00:47:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, she’s fine.
00:47:19:28	00:47:25:03	Steve [Nortle]	I should probably use that. Is that what is that what you’re saying I should use that luck right now?
00:47:24:24	00:47:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t have to, but you could.
00:47:26:20	00:47:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	Probably should.
00:47:28:15	00:47:30:01	Chris [GM]	So that was…
00:47:34:27	00:47:37:06	Chris [GM]	It is now 9am.
00:47:40:23	00:47:41:09	Dave [Xeros]	going bad.
00:47:41:20	00:47:49:24	Chris [GM]	You guys are still at the main stage. You wanting to move on? LaDonna is now leaving. She’s going to go attend for things that she’s got to do.
00:47:50:07	00:47:57:03	Steve [Nortle]	All right he said that he likes house flies and the ones that aren’t near poop Just so you know
00:47:57:03	00:48:04:22	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what he said good happy to
00:47:58:27	00:48:01:24	Chris [GM]	She thanks you and says she’ll keep that in mind.
00:48:04:22	00:48:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	help a fellow aquatic inclined creature i think she’s uh I think he’s actually a teeth-linked.
00:48:06:26	00:48:09:24	Brin [Basil]	isn’t she an angel
00:48:14:05	00:48:15:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s like a 6 out of 10.
00:48:14:12	00:48:23:02	Chris [GM]	No, she is a… She isn’t as good. No, no, no. She is a Kalishtar. Kalisztar. Yep.
00:48:15:01	00:48:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	Nah, she is an NPC man.
00:48:18:22	00:48:19:19	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, so I…
00:48:20:17	00:48:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	No, she’s Kalishtar. Yeah, that’s right.
00:48:22:17	00:48:24:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, still a 6.
00:48:24:27	00:48:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. No, she’s like white Like they’re beautiful Kalistar is the hot I should actually just throw it to you in that corner
00:48:25:17	00:48:26:24	Chris [GM]	Kalistar is a humanoid
00:48:28:03	00:48:32:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, let me obviously Let’s take a moment to give you
00:48:33:28	00:48:44:18	Brin [Basil]	got it
00:48:35:06	00:48:42:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so she’s very humanoid doesn’t have pointy ears or anything like that white hair with that
00:48:35:29	00:48:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	If you say she’s hot we’ll believe
00:48:43:08	00:48:45:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay there we go. Sweet, yeah.
00:48:44:27	00:48:46:10	Chris [GM]	Very rock star-ish
00:48:47:01	00:48:50:07	Brin [Basil]	are we Are we going to get backstage passes real quick?
00:48:48:07	00:48:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	and everything
00:48:49:21	00:48:51:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah yeah
00:48:52:00	00:48:52:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s play this game.
00:48:53:24	00:48:54:11	Chris [GM]	avoid
00:48:55:12	00:49:02:05	Chris [GM]	I’ll leave it up for you guys You can play the game again or we can just do a general straight-up roll and see if you succeed
00:49:03:02	00:49:04:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like initiative?
00:49:04:07	00:49:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	What would what would the role be Performance
00:49:05:00	00:49:16:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I don’t know.
00:49:05:26	00:49:06:14	Chris [GM]	more like
00:49:07:20	00:49:18:06	Chris [GM]	yeah performance roll and then um i’ll allow one of you to assist date dang how give a plus nine
00:49:14:20	00:49:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	a plus nine to performance so uh i gotta i gotta plus five
00:49:18:09	00:49:19:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do not.
00:49:20:17	00:49:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	in my charisma my charisma has a plus five yeah that’s a 24
00:49:27:27	00:49:37:27	Dave [Xeros]	23 hey yay hey guys good job
00:49:28:16	00:49:32:23	Chris [GM]	fantastic congratulations do you guys now have backstage passes in your
00:49:32:10	00:49:34:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s one roll for all of us. Okay, great.
00:49:34:24	00:49:36:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was a rough game.
00:49:36:03	00:49:37:08	Brin [Basil]	I thought we all had a roll.
00:49:38:12	00:49:38:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay.
00:49:38:15	00:49:41:12	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t know if I had it in me to do that rap again So
00:49:38:20	00:49:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	good job yeah that would have been rough you gotta save that for later we got to go
00:49:41:27	00:49:42:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:49:42:01	00:49:43:05	Chris [GM]	was quite impressive
00:49:43:06	00:49:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:49:45:11	00:49:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah!
00:49:49:27	00:49:57:22	Chris [GM]	uh ron don and john look all like defeated and disappointed but bow down to normal say
00:49:52:02	00:49:52:13	Brin [Basil]	Arrows.
00:49:55:19	00:49:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Does
00:50:03:12	00:50:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	Was
00:50:05:13	00:50:16:24	Steve [Nortle]	The first time was us talking to LaDonna and trying to help Jaime. Was that our good point for this interaction, or was it winning the…
00:50:16:28	00:50:18:01	Chris [GM]	was the good point was
00:50:18:18	00:50:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so this was just for the key item?
00:50:21:23	00:50:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	so we didn’t get a positive thing but he tried to talk to him and help
00:50:23:21	00:50:23:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:50:25:05	00:50:32:08	Chris [GM]	did not get a positive thing you didn’t he did try to talk to him yeah you did but did you turn him back into a human
00:50:30:03	00:50:31:20	Steve [Nortle]	I let them know what…
00:50:35:12	00:50:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	that’s like it’s expending a spell slot to help
00:50:39:10	00:50:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	And I let they know about the dietary needs of a frog.
00:50:44:20	00:50:56:05	Chris [GM]	turned it back into at least a form that he could perform in such as this mutation here a half frog at least i would have granted it but that
00:50:56:05	00:51:08:02	Chris [GM]	did not happen this time unfortunately but you didn’t do anything bad either so that’s that’s a plus you did yeah uh you cast something or someone casts something that that
00:50:57:24	00:50:58:09	Brin [Basil]	okay
00:51:01:19	00:51:01:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We did it.
00:51:01:23	00:51:03:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah we managed to
00:51:03:26	00:51:18:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, gosh.
00:51:07:10	00:51:09:09	Brin [Basil]	think I don know I don remember
00:51:08:02	00:51:12:12	Chris [GM]	oh yeah
00:51:09:22	00:51:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	enlarge reduce
00:51:14:15	00:51:18:08	Chris [GM]	so right now he’s just a small frog with a little bit of blonde hair just coming out at the top
00:51:14:19	00:51:15:11	Brin [Basil]	right now
00:51:18:10	00:51:25:20	Steve [Nortle]	that was part of what we discussed proper hair care treatments when one becomes more aquatically based
00:51:18:26	00:51:19:16	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:51:22:11	00:51:32:12	Chris [GM]	yeah absolutely so you guys find yourself in the main stage wondering where are we going to go next What would you like to do?
00:51:31:22	00:51:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	so it just seems like we can’t get ahead of these things guys i don’t know I’ll leave it up to you. Basil, where do you want to go?
00:51:38:23	00:51:44:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, what time are they doing this? Is it too early?
00:51:43:26	00:51:47:26	Chris [GM]	The Cholderth Mud Wrestling is available all day long.
00:51:48:18	00:51:49:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we need to hit that up?
00:51:50:27	00:51:52:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What time does anybody
00:51:52:10	00:51:52:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:51:53:22	00:51:57:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	remember what time Jimmy gets in trouble
00:51:58:28	00:52:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’ve got to be there for that.
00:52:00:29	00:52:07:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, me too. Yes!
00:52:03:15	00:52:04:27	Steve [Nortle]	was Jimmy
00:52:04:02	00:52:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	Are you going to try to stop me from converting him?
00:52:05:21	00:52:10:15	Brin [Basil]	it was right after yes right after our soup right
00:52:07:08	00:52:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	wait wasn’t
00:52:09:26	00:52:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	wait wasn’n Jimmy in between like we were walking somewhere and his and he saw his tent
00:52:15:23	00:52:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	It was right when we went out of the tent and folding his tent with right behind it on our way to the tents or floating food trucks and then he came running out from the Purple Haze
00:52:26:22	00:52:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	so if we want to check that out on the way to my address it’s kind of right there
00:52:30:19	00:52:32:19	Chris [GM]	That was at 11 a.m. that you guys did that.
00:52:31:18	00:52:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wonder if we get something and need a giant fan?
00:52:32:23	00:52:33:09	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:52:34:11	00:52:42:04	Brin [Basil]	can we walk by his tent real quick on our way to the mud wrestling and uh Yes.
00:52:37:17	00:52:43:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know? Let’s do it.
00:52:40:17	00:52:41:11	Chris [GM]	You guys want to do that?
00:52:42:12	00:52:43:03	Chris [GM]	Okay, cool.
00:52:44:03	00:52:50:09	Chris [GM]	You guys walk by the tent and inside from outside the tent you hear someone sounds like they’re warming up.
00:52:50:11	00:52:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	All right. I’m going to kick Basil from behind into the tent.
00:52:54:28	00:52:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can I make an attack roll on that?
00:52:57:22	00:53:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the hell?! Well… I mean you could push me instead of kicking my trash.
00:52:59:04	00:53:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	I know you want to go in.
00:53:01:13	00:53:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called being a wingman.
00:53:05:12	00:53:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	Well, no. The thing is, you’re a little shorter than I. So like just foot just kind of nudging you in. It’s not kicking.
00:53:10:16	00:53:13:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s like a child riding on his father’s boot
00:53:13:26	00:53:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	Just like a small little nudge through the door.
00:53:17:14	00:53:26:02	Chris [GM]	yeah go for it dwarves
00:53:18:23	00:53:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	All right
00:53:20:21	00:53:22:00	Brin [Basil]	Wait, do you also have a thing for Jimmy?
00:53:25:12	00:53:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yes. Yes she does.
00:53:28:24	00:53:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 11.
00:53:34:23	00:53:45:10	Chris [GM]	do a contest roll why don’t you just roll a b20 test we’re not rolling for damage so oh all right that sounds like a success to me
00:53:37:22	00:53:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	You want this to happen? You want it to happen.
00:53:42:12	00:53:45:09	Dave [Xeros]	Four, alright! Got the boot!
00:53:42:24	00:53:44:00	Brin [Basil]	Four right now.
00:53:43:06	00:53:43:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:53:45:28	00:53:57:00	Chris [GM]	so you pop in through the tent but with such a difference between the two rolls not only do you pop into the tent, you run and basically land right on top of Jim Eccentrix.
00:53:46:13	00:53:48:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll take that boot right in the
00:53:58:29	00:53:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hi
00:54:01:00	00:54:03:02	Chris [GM]	He’s like, whoa man! Whoa!
00:54:04:13	00:54:15:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no you’re not Just, I’m really soft Not being attacked Like landing on a pillow Feels great
00:54:09:17	00:54:12:28	Chris [GM]	He reaches up and he accidentally brushes your ear and he’s like oh?
00:54:16:18	00:54:17:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am
00:54:17:11	00:54:20:05	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you roll an investigation for me?
00:54:20:08	00:54:21:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Really soft
00:54:23:07	00:54:29:22	Chris [GM]	Or a perception I guess. Investigation is where they purposefully are looking. Perception yeah.
00:54:24:22	00:54:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Perceptions
00:54:26:04	00:54:26:23	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t…
00:54:27:23	00:54:29:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oops, I didn’t mean to click that.
00:54:30:22	00:54:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	All right, so I think Nortle didn’t see it. So you can hear your half-brother just outside being like, Where’s Basil?
00:54:31:11	00:54:32:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Actually, I’ll take that it’s $20.
00:54:34:07	00:54:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:54:42:16	00:54:43:23	Chris [GM]	where did she go
00:54:43:12	00:54:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	Where did she go?
00:54:46:05	00:54:46:22	Steve [Nortle]	Basil!
00:54:48:29	00:54:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you would you like do you want to go for a let’s go for a walk?
00:54:55:26	00:54:59:13	Chris [GM]	honey sugar what is this no I gotta practice
00:54:58:20	00:54:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	some fresh air!
00:55:00:00	00:55:02:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know but listen to me
00:55:00:28	00:55:12:21	Chris [GM]	with that roll you notice that there is no purple filth cloud in the tent there’s nothing there that’s causing him to have any sort of episode or hallucination at all
00:55:14:22	00:55:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just think that you should get away from this tent for a while we need fresh air
00:55:15:17	00:55:15:29	Chris [GM]	9am
00:55:26:20	00:55:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	Question, meta question Does he like he likes the smoke, right? I mean, okay.
00:55:34:20	00:55:38:24	Chris [GM]	he frequences the traveling herbalists all the time.
00:55:38:11	00:55:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay
00:55:41:12	00:55:43:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	need to roll one is what you’re saying.
00:55:43:22	00:55:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	I can give you some stuff just if you want to invite him outside and say hey
00:55:45:15	00:55:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh fantastic!
00:55:48:10	00:55:51:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am going to reach my hand out the back of the tent like this.
00:55:53:08	00:55:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	Basil’s hand!
00:55:53:08	00:55:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	I slip you some halfling weed and just pat you
00:55:54:07	00:55:54:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Now… Okay.
00:55:59:08	00:55:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	Some old Toby.
00:55:59:17	00:56:10:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, I
00:56:00:11	00:56:10:04	Chris [GM]	Just right in front of him and he’s down now He basically looks and goes Sister, you’re speaking my language
00:56:00:20	00:56:04:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I um.. Light a match? Oh yeah.
00:56:10:04	00:56:12:13	Chris [GM]	now! And he reaches over and gladly
00:56:10:17	00:56:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:12:10	00:56:16:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I knew! See? I knew this was just for you.
00:56:14:03	00:56:15:09	Chris [GM]	a nice big puff
00:56:18:14	00:56:19:19	Chris [GM]	and he picks up
00:56:18:16	00:56:21:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You just need to pet me and smoke this.
00:56:22:11	00:56:27:03	Chris [GM]	He picks up his guitar and just starts beginning to start playing a couple of champs.
00:56:33:11	00:56:33:25	Chris [GM]	Yes.
00:56:40:02	00:56:50:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s just feeling a little inspired. I don’t want to bump it up too long. Anyways, yeah, you’re having a moment with Jimmy Eccentrics.
00:56:50:28	00:56:54:20	Chris [GM]	You’re sharing it, and he is jamming away. And what do you want to do?
00:56:55:17	00:57:00:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, we can hang out for a second. If you could just sign this for me
00:57:01:17	00:57:03:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and it’s just a long ribbon tie it on
00:57:03:04	00:57:06:15	Chris [GM]	He doesn’t hear a word you’re saying. He is in the moment.
00:57:06:14	00:57:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to like grab his hand
00:57:09:28	00:57:12:16	Steve [Nortle]	he just started playing like hammer on
00:57:14:09	00:57:16:11	Chris [GM]	you’re guiding this hand he’s just like
00:57:17:23	00:57:22:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m gonna take his pillowcase off of his pillow and I’ll put it in my bag
00:57:21:00	00:57:25:13	Chris [GM]	okay all right roll a sleight of hand for me
00:57:22:02	00:57:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:57:26:02	00:57:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like it should be at advantage though no one thinks that guy is paying much attention
00:57:29:14	00:57:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he most certainly is dangit, it’s only 12
00:57:29:22	00:57:31:04	Chris [GM]	i’ll accept that sure
00:57:32:21	00:57:34:09	Chris [GM]	you got advantage roll one more
00:57:34:09	00:57:35:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you
00:57:37:29	00:57:44:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh is only six. Just don’t worry about it, there’s more.
00:57:39:08	00:57:43:10	Chris [GM]	he’s like whoa what are you doing man man, what are you doing?
00:57:44:22	00:57:51:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Great um but yeah we you
00:57:51:03	00:57:57:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	want to go for a walk still? It’s okay I’m looking around what do you want me
00:57:52:22	00:57:55:15	Chris [GM]	you before take a look around and see what you can see?
00:58:05:19	00:58:09:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there it is. Oh 21!
00:58:09:26	00:58:21:03	Chris [GM]	Nah, fantastic! You look over and on his vanity where he’s got this beautiful mirror gold-plated and crusted and everything that’s knickknacks on the desk, notice there is
00:58:21:03	00:58:25:13	Chris [GM]	a purplish vial sitting on
00:58:26:13	00:58:33:20	Chris [GM]	his uh vanity it looks
00:58:29:29	00:58:38:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh… Is this yours right here What is this? Is this perfume?
00:58:39:10	00:58:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, cologne.
00:58:41:15	00:58:45:25	Chris [GM]	he’s i don’t know do i look like i dress myself no
00:58:46:12	00:58:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:58:46:21	00:58:48:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:58:47:01	00:58:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:58:49:03	00:58:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, whatever job that is, where do I apply?
00:58:55:06	00:59:04:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, that’s fine. I think actually – I think that’s mine. I think they left it in here. Be careful if I take it back. Sweet man. And also putting that in my bag.
00:59:03:05	00:59:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	I think he also just said that there is an opening to apply for his stylist because she’s not around.
00:59:11:10	00:59:11:25	Chris [GM]	you did say
00:59:11:21	00:59:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	If you want to dress Jimmy
00:59:14:27	00:59:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	When is – when are you –
00:59:18:26	00:59:28:26	Chris [GM]	-up mini game to go along with the there are some things even basil it’s weird for basil yeah
00:59:22:15	00:59:24:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what I’ve gotten myself into.
00:59:23:13	00:59:24:18	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like operation
00:59:27:06	00:59:27:20	Steve [Nortle]	reverse
00:59:30:25	00:59:33:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But anyways, when are you performing and what are you wearing?
00:59:33:25	00:59:37:22	Chris [GM]	well i’m practicing for the final the finale of battle for dance tonight
00:59:38:25	00:59:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fantastic. Where is she?
00:59:39:16	00:59:44:10	Chris [GM]	or to make it to the finale i don’t know what i’m wearing whatever the stylist tells me she
00:59:44:10	00:59:53:09	Chris [GM]	knows what’s up i donna usually comes around later and he just goes right back to playing the guitar.
00:59:54:27	00:59:55:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mean we could go kill her.
00:59:55:28	00:59:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean That
00:59:58:15	01:00:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	do you say that put your head out of the tent to say this. And as you do so, just like this cute billow of weed smoke
01:00:03:00	01:00:03:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
01:00:08:19	01:00:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:00:09:17	01:00:13:03	Steve [Nortle]	because you’ve been hotboxing it in there for however many minutes
01:00:12:19	01:00:17:10	Brin [Basil]	do we know well i don’t know if we want to kill anyone
01:00:13:20	01:00:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s go kill the stylist.
01:00:16:04	01:00:16:29	Chris [GM]	the vial that
01:00:17:03	01:00:19:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I put it in my bag. Yeah.
01:00:18:00	01:00:20:14	Chris [GM]	You did take it with you. Okay, very cool.
01:00:21:01	01:00:27:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	K. What’s your stylist name do you know?
01:00:21:08	01:00:24:19	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know if we want to kill anybody, but do we know who the stylist is? Do we know her name?
01:00:28:13	01:00:28:18	Brin [Basil]	know.
01:00:28:27	01:00:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	makes me dazzling
01:00:29:17	01:00:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	As I’m handing you a note sounds good
01:00:33:12	01:00:37:13	Chris [GM]	The last one I had was named April this might be April
01:00:39:05	01:00:40:16	Chris [GM]	just playing his guitar
01:00:41:20	01:00:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay well it has been real
01:00:44:27	01:00:45:23	Chris [GM]	to know very much
01:00:45:18	01:00:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you can you listen I really do just need you to sign this did you? but like for real
01:00:47:04	01:00:47:16	Chris [GM]	who help
01:00:50:22	01:00:51:29	Chris [GM]	I thought he already did
01:00:53:27	01:01:00:08	Chris [GM]	and he’s like you’ve been real cool you’ve been sharing your stuff I’ll give you the signature, and he gives it a pass. What is his signing?
01:01:00:24	01:01:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like thick ribbon that I tie around my case
01:01:05:10	01:01:10:08	Steve [Nortle]	I like to imagine that the one that you faked and the one he actually wrote are identical
01:01:10:05	01:01:10:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:01:10:07	01:01:11:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:01:11:06	01:01:15:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I actually hope that they are a little bit I’ve seen
01:01:17:03	01:01:18:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	our signature quite a bit
01:01:18:20	01:01:22:24	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Yeah, okay, so you have assigned Riven by Jimmy Accenture’s.
01:01:22:26	01:01:26:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome I’m going to span
01:01:25:01	01:01:25:16	Brin [Basil]	Sheesh.
01:01:26:00	01:01:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my way out. And
01:01:30:28	01:01:33:16	Chris [GM]	That is going to count as good deed.
01:01:34:13	01:01:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	go?
01:01:36:16	01:01:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I come out and I’m holding the vial in my hand, just look what I got!
01:01:42:26	01:01:43:20	Brin [Basil]	Careful with that.
01:01:43:09	01:01:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	Is that lettuce?
01:01:44:24	01:01:48:20	Brin [Basil]	Don’t let him eat that, don’t let them touch it, hold on to it.
01:01:47:10	01:01:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	I see it hey trades tradesies it’s tradesies I gave
01:01:50:04	01:01:51:03	Brin [Basil]	You should…
01:01:51:19	01:01:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	Looks non-spicy
01:01:52:04	01:02:00:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle? You’re right you did also i never asked you about
01:02:00:06	01:02:09:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my gems…did you get those shaped down for me like I asked you this is special
01:02:05:28	01:02:14:10	Dave [Xeros]	in my pants yeah um I yeah and this is the thing I like kind of feel around in pockets
01:02:14:10	01:02:20:13	Dave [Xeros]	i feel like i’m about five gold pieces short um and i was just wondering
01:02:20:13	01:02:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just wondering uh no that was the other five gold pieces that’s the ones i’ve accounted for it’s all
01:02:23:02	01:02:30:13	Steve [Nortle]	you throw it at that woman behind the force wall? How do you keep track of gold?
01:02:30:20	01:02:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	about weight my friend it’s like a little scale inside my
01:02:33:05	01:02:37:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not like gold is heavy or anything. By the way my back has been hurting a lot lately.
01:02:33:28	01:02:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	about this? If I give you those five damn gold pieces back…
01:02:41:19	01:02:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	gonna say let’s call it squaresies if you just give me the purple stuff
01:02:43:10	01:02:52:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No! Okay, my
01:02:46:27	01:02:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	And I will give you your stuff, and we just call a square.
01:02:52:20	01:03:03:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stuff as in my gems all right all of them fine i
01:02:54:04	01:02:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
01:02:55:25	01:02:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	All of them, yes.
01:02:58:11	01:03:00:02	Chris [GM]	Does anyone want to
01:03:00:07	01:03:01:25	Dave [Xeros]	Swapsies. Okay, no take backs.
01:03:02:25	01:03:06:10	Chris [GM]	do any sort of investigation or anything on the viola itself?
01:03:03:19	01:03:08:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t do that
01:03:06:10	01:03:07:18	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what I was grabbing it for.
01:03:10:07	01:03:19:13	Steve [Nortle]	While they’re talking I am going to be just looking around trying to see if there’s anything that catches my eye
01:03:19:13	01:03:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	i’m trying to be more observant so uh 16.
01:03:22:26	01:03:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, do you want to just good and evil? Okay, you have to give it back.
01:03:26:00	01:03:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	i know what to do with this one let’s start
01:03:27:29	01:03:31:09	Chris [GM]	Right. You look over and you see a mirror tilted against
01:03:31:03	01:03:32:15	Brin [Basil]	I most likely will.
01:03:33:04	01:03:33:18	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:03:34:27	01:03:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:03:36:10	01:03:47:07	Steve [Nortle]	i back up so they’re like having this conversation i back off i charge toward it and i leap forward and then i retract my head just before i strike
01:03:37:24	01:03:42:11	Brin [Basil]	We’ve been through this before. You know, I have to take things sometimes. You know how it works.
01:03:47:07	01:03:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	it so that it’s my shell which is like battering rams this and then I drop down and pop up, Michael? Michael!
01:03:55:25	01:04:01:14	Chris [GM]	You shatter a mirror that’s leaning against the building, but you realize there was another mirror sitting right next to it. No, I’m kidding.
01:04:01:08	01:04:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:04:01:28	01:04:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:02:12	01:04:05:24	Steve [Nortle]	Like a raptor. I’m like the raptor in the kitchen
01:04:05:13	01:04:07:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:05:29	01:04:06:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:04:06:23	01:04:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	You fell…
01:04:07:10	01:04:10:08	Steve [Nortle]	so I lie on the ground and kick a leg a couple of times
01:04:10:17	01:04:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	He’s fallen into the funhouse. It’s nothing but mirrors.
01:04:12:24	01:04:14:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:04:13:04	01:04:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:14:08	01:04:16:01	Steve [Nortle]	nothing to do but run
01:04:19:07	01:04:29:17	Chris [GM]	You shatter a mirror, But you noticed that, as you do, Michael Jackson, as you were expecting, does not pop out of this mirror.
01:04:31:16	01:04:33:13	Chris [GM]	Do you remember what time it was
01:04:33:05	01:04:35:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s seven years bad luck, Nortle.
01:04:36:09	01:04:41:10	Brin [Basil]	after our soup encounter 3 p .m
01:04:36:20	01:04:40:08	Steve [Nortle]	yeah but turtles live a really long time
01:04:38:04	01:04:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
01:04:41:14	01:04:53:03	Chris [GM]	So Nortle, you remember that it was about 3 p., that you helped Michael Jackson out in this particular area.
01:04:42:05	01:04:43:25	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like 37 years
01:04:47:13	01:04:48:04	Steve [Nortle]	right
01:04:53:07	01:04:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	is this the same mirror or was it just Okay, I wasn’t just committing random vandalism.
01:04:59:05	01:05:07:26	Chris [GM]	Yep, no, they’re good. I’m going to keep this also at 9 a.m., by the way, that you’re doing this. So it’s still – it’s like almost – This is definitely a good deal.
01:05:03:17	01:05:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	Is this a good deed or a bad deed?
01:05:07:28	01:05:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you broke a mirror.
01:05:09:24	01:05:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
01:05:10:01	01:05:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But now he can’t be placed in it.
01:05:11:01	01:05:15:00	Dave [Xeros]	Dude. Well, I’m just saying that that mirror belonged to someone.
01:05:17:12	01:05:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	need to be paid I’ll just let I’ll talk to you I heard you just got five gold pieces
01:05:22:13	01:05:29:22	Brin [Basil]	I like this thought train that we’re all on maybe we should go by these food trucks and maybe
01:05:28:10	01:05:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	A boot truck? Yeah.
01:05:29:29	01:05:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	More vandalismo?
01:05:30:29	01:05:36:05	Brin [Basil]	well, maybe but maybe we can prevent something else from happening
01:05:34:19	01:05:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well, yeah. And we can prevent my tummy from getting hungry and get banana crepe. No, banana crepes with Nutella.
01:05:34:25	01:05:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The soup golem. Thanks! It’s gonna get great.
01:05:40:06	01:05:40:24	Steve [Nortle]	Lettuce
01:05:42:28	01:05:44:20	Steve [Nortle]	Lettice You say lettuce weird
01:05:45:26	01:05:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Yep. Lettuce wrap.
01:05:49:05	01:05:52:03	Brin [Basil]	there’s grass isn’t it the same?
01:05:51:18	01:05:53:21	Steve [Nortle]	That’s way too spicy
01:05:56:10	01:05:57:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s fantastic.
01:06:01:00	01:06:01:17	Steve [Nortle]	Lettace
01:06:01:14	01:06:05:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My eyes are like way more red than they usually are.
01:06:05:08	01:06:08:16	Chris [GM]	what this guy’s going to give you.
01:06:06:13	01:06:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	do and yeah that’s you just like
01:06:06:22	01:06:08:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:06:08:23	01:06:10:01	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s see what happens.
01:06:10:25	01:06:14:20	Chris [GM]	Okay, while all that happened with Nortle, I am curious what happened between you two.
01:06:11:06	01:06:18:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, we traded the file and I’m doing like
01:06:21:28	01:06:23:11	Brin [Basil]	some kind of check on it
01:06:26:26	01:06:27:28	Brin [Basil]	to take magic.
01:06:28:29	01:06:30:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s probably the best way
01:06:30:29	01:06:42:25	Chris [GM]	Cool. All right. you now how does tech magic work is it just doesn’t work because it’s not based on a roll right shouldn’t have put that in my mouth
01:06:38:06	01:06:39:19	Brin [Basil]	action Nope
01:06:45:12	01:06:55:01	Chris [GM]	um okay you look at the vial and do the magic on it. You don’t really notice anything strange
01:06:55:01	01:07:02:28	Chris [GM]	about it as far as magically goes but you do recognize it as purple filth and as you know, purple filth has some
01:07:03:28	01:07:12:25	Chris [GM]	unintended side effects to it. However, this purple filt has definitely been tampered with. It’s not the purest of forms.
01:07:14:00	01:07:23:02	Brin [Basil]	so can I do now that I know that can I do an investigation try and see if I protect anything else maybe what’s corrupting it or what’s in there
01:07:20:08	01:07:21:11	Chris [GM]	Sure, go for him.
01:07:24:13	01:07:31:19	Brin [Basil]	oh i have advantage because i have tides of chaos once per long rest i can use an advantage
01:07:32:20	01:07:43:22	Brin [Basil]	i’m going to use it here uh it’s
01:07:36:18	01:07:37:25	Chris [GM]	Is it cocked?
01:07:46:27	01:07:58:14	Brin [Basil]	Uh wait what can I add to that? I don’t think I can add
01:07:52:00	01:07:53:06	Chris [GM]	Your… Basil…
01:07:59:23	01:08:06:22	Chris [GM]	Basil, you seem to remember something Jimmy Eccentric said about where he usually gets his stuff
01:08:07:10	01:08:10:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We talked for a while. We were sitting on the edge of his bed.
01:08:11:04	01:08:15:29	Chris [GM]	Perhaps the traveling herbivores might be able to assess the substance.
01:08:19:29	01:08:22:08	Dave [Xeros]	I definitely want to go talk To the traveling nobelist
01:08:22:14	01:08:28:03	Brin [Basil]	we’ll get there yep all right okay this is funky let’s continue on
01:08:25:16	01:08:26:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s-a go!
01:08:25:19	01:08:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	So do I!
01:08:26:20	01:08:53:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, now actually repeat
01:08:28:03	01:08:40:20	Brin [Basil]	here are we going to the food trucks yeah that’s
01:08:30:06	01:08:32:29	Chris [GM]	It is now 10 a.m.
01:08:35:07	01:08:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	The fudge rocks right
01:08:37:00	01:08:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah this was the spicy Spicy
01:08:37:19	01:08:39:19	Chris [GM]	That’s right, we did in this pho.
01:08:42:11	01:08:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	Run over there
01:08:42:15	01:08:51:16	Chris [GM]	So you guys – sounds like you guys are all good with that. Cool. All right, so you guys head over to the food court.
01:08:44:04	01:08:49:03	Steve [Nortle]	love some spicy… Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba.
01:08:47:07	01:08:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	You good
01:08:50:15	01:09:01:26	Brin [Basil]	probably hold his hand actually is he is he i’m gonna use mage him on him like i did on you that time to guide us just make sure he follows us along
01:08:51:17	01:08:56:04	Steve [Nortle]	I can see the music!
01:09:01:05	01:09:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, it’s a digitization!
01:09:05:19	01:09:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	Look what i did
01:09:06:20	01:09:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You made it worse great job.
01:09:09:26	01:09:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just trying To get help points I know if I do good deeds all day long I can get out of this ground dog day loop.
01:09:18:13	01:09:21:10	Chris [GM]	Okay. Well, yeah, I do need to make a note real quick.
01:09:18:16	01:09:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	Now, now off to the fa king.
01:09:25:15	01:09:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	King! It’s a king! The king of fa.
01:09:28:04	01:09:29:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not as good As a pulp
01:09:29:23	01:09:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true.
01:09:31:25	01:09:33:09	Dave [Xeros]	But I can get you a cup.
01:09:38:11	01:09:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Okay.
01:09:41:13	01:09:42:19	Brin [Basil]	you what did u give him
01:09:41:23	01:09:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	He ate some lettuce.
01:09:44:09	01:09:47:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just lettuce There’s Just lettuce
01:09:47:23	01:09:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	It was aged lettuce.
01:09:49:06	01:09:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	So tell me Do you come around Here often?
01:09:51:22	01:09:57:13	Brin [Basil]	Okay, uh, I’m gonna remove it from his hand and it’s just going to push his shell along is just going to like
01:09:58:16	01:09:59:02	Brin [Basil]	along there
01:10:00:08	01:10:00:26	Brin [Basil]	him
01:10:03:04	01:10:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You better be careful, he likes lip.
01:10:04:19	01:10:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	i am i am gonna take uh 10 gold pieces i’m not gonna spend too much on this one melt it down
01:10:06:09	01:10:06:22	Brin [Basil]	yeah
01:10:11:19	01:10:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna take a quill and i am going to write uh on his shell uh cash gas
01:10:14:15	01:10:14:29	Brin [Basil]	stop
01:10:15:23	01:10:16:01	Chris [GM]	shell.
01:10:20:08	01:10:25:07	Dave [Xeros]	or grass no gas
01:10:27:13	01:10:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	cash or is it grass? Is it grass or gas, ass, or grats. It’s one of the three I’ll write
01:10:36:17	01:10:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	all of them there you go here like a little Volkswagen bug
01:10:45:12	01:10:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t
01:10:45:23	01:10:53:08	Chris [GM]	Oh, I forgot to mention by the way, Basil for the next couple hours, you will be rolling with this bandage for how hot you are.
01:10:55:03	01:10:56:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know what?
01:10:55:19	01:10:56:24	Chris [GM]	Can’t let that go
01:10:58:22	01:10:59:08	Chris [GM]	unpunished.
01:10:59:24	01:11:02:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s fine with me. Stupid.
01:11:02:26	01:11:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:11:07:23	01:11:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t want to!
01:11:10:08	01:11:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh great. Actually, I really do.
01:11:10:10	01:11:21:05	Chris [GM]	Alright, so you guys are heading over to the food tensor floating disc trucks and as you enter the scene, you see all the food tensor floating discs trucks congregated together
01:11:14:13	01:11:14:29	Brin [Basil]	Yep
01:11:21:05	01:11:32:07	Chris [GM]	at the open air food court You see all the best chefs who came from The Lawrence Culinary Art School Coming together, preparing For the culinary competition
01:11:32:07	01:11:35:05	Chris [GM]	That’s about to happen at noon In two hours
01:11:36:29	01:11:46:06	Chris [GM]	And You recognize That same little goblin Named Bacon Prepping up his stew
01:11:44:11	01:11:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	guys, we got shag balls to the cheese truck.
01:11:51:21	01:12:02:24	Steve [Nortle]	I wander over to the goblin, I’m assuming you also like water! So I start doing my little thing again and can retract all of my limbs and then flop down in front of him.
01:11:54:28	01:11:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey Bacon.
01:12:02:28	01:12:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Will you get me some cheese balls too?
01:12:05:03	01:12:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know what I’m trying to accomplish,
01:12:07:09	01:12:12:05	Brin [Basil]	Actually, this is Great This is great Does he have his attention? if he has his attention
01:12:08:05	01:12:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna do an animal handling roll on this goblin though.
01:12:11:27	01:12:13:19	Chris [GM]	The goblin is an animal or something?
01:12:13:13	01:12:15:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but I got a total of six.
01:12:16:25	01:12:24:02	Chris [GM]	yeah uh bacon kind of like with his little goblin voice he uh
01:12:24:11	01:12:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to
01:12:24:23	01:12:34:02	Chris [GM]	he picks his pot up hey do you mind and then he pushes down next to him and he gets stern again and starts attending what he’s doing
01:12:31:22	01:12:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	stand up and then I just elongate my neck so that I can look right into his soup.
01:12:41:28	01:12:44:28	Chris [GM]	starts helping me like hey come on gotta wait for the competition
01:12:48:21	01:12:49:04	Chris [GM]	No.
01:12:50:11	01:12:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
01:12:51:15	01:13:25:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The whole
01:12:53:09	01:12:56:12	Steve [Nortle]	One arm goes into my shell and in a second later, the spoon comes out.
01:12:58:20	01:13:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	Go in for a little taste.
01:13:01:10	01:13:02:07	Chris [GM]	Do a sleight of hand.
01:13:03:03	01:13:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:13:07:24	01:13:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	11.
01:13:08:09	01:13:14:24	Chris [GM]	You are far too slow, and Bacon slaps your hand with the big wooden ladle that is in his hand.
01:13:15:29	01:13:16:07	Chris [GM]	Aye!
01:13:16:03	01:13:19:13	Steve [Nortle]	This hand… I reach with the other one.
01:13:21:17	01:13:22:12	Steve [Nortle]	Natural 20.
01:13:24:02	01:13:34:17	Steve [Nortle]	so i just take a fistful yeah that’s it and then i this full of his soup
01:13:25:04	01:13:28:04	Chris [GM]	So the whole time you were doing a distraction move?
01:13:29:04	01:13:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	Sleight of hand.
01:13:29:12	01:13:32:23	Chris [GM]	All right. All right, all right. What are you going to do with that fistful?
01:13:36:02	01:13:46:05	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna say oh look an amish person showing their ankles and then oh uh well said
01:13:46:05	01:13:56:05	Steve [Nortle]	and i just turn and walk away because it went so well last time I shrink
01:13:48:18	01:14:00:11	Chris [GM]	a constitution i’m that
01:13:55:15	01:14:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh no how bad
01:13:56:19	01:13:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:13:56:19	01:13:57:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:13:56:22	01:13:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	shrinks.
01:13:58:11	01:13:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:13:59:16	01:14:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	Shroom Uh, I think I was Yeah
01:14:02:17	01:14:13:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay okay I don’t why was I thinking that’s
01:14:07:28	01:14:19:16	Chris [GM]	weren’t that much uh bacon is completely shocked and and startled by this and is convinced that it’s his soup that caused him to shrink
01:14:08:29	01:14:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	I like the
01:14:19:16	01:14:27:01	Chris [GM]	And he immediately just looks at it and says, nope. He’s just going to dump out the soup.
01:14:22:16	01:14:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	fact
01:14:28:05	01:14:28:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:14:31:11	01:15:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	amazing I
01:14:31:28	01:14:39:04	Chris [GM]	He turns around. He walks into his food floating tensor disk truck and you hear rattling starting to happen
01:14:40:14	01:14:43:20	Chris [GM]	attempting to create another batch of this soup.
01:14:44:14	01:14:50:19	Steve [Nortle]	that I shrunk is what made him say no way Rather than my nasty old hand Going fully into the soup
01:14:50:05	01:14:54:12	Chris [GM]	He hadn’t cooked it yet. He was like, I’ll cook that virus out. The germs out?
01:14:51:06	01:14:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
01:14:53:13	01:14:54:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:14:53:13	01:14:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:14:54:26	01:14:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	There was a liability issue.
01:14:57:07	01:15:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	His food handler’s permit needs to be revoked He’s a goblin I guess
01:15:00:05	01:15:00:26	Chris [GM]	it’s a
01:15:02:16	01:15:05:08	Chris [GM]	fairground festival like they don’t even care about that stuff
01:15:02:25	01:15:09:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. And he’s like gobbling. Uh, I’m gonna walk over and I have a big plate of shackles Hey Basil!
01:15:03:23	01:15:04:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah right
01:15:13:00	01:15:24:29	Brin [Basil]	can i try one of those we haven’t had any breakfast or anything my eyes widen even further
01:15:14:02	01:15:25:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no idea how hungry I was oh these
01:15:16:11	01:15:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	I know, well I got him in Cineday and you didn’t want any. But here you go.
01:15:22:06	01:15:30:22	Steve [Nortle]	so that counts as good deed number three is that a good deed or did we just undo the potential
01:15:25:08	01:15:27:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ones are way fresher than those
01:15:27:20	01:15:28:07	Chris [GM]	I
01:15:31:02	01:15:34:26	Chris [GM]	am going to need a little more than just that because he is
01:15:35:19	01:15:37:22	Brin [Basil]	well I
01:15:37:07	01:15:38:23	Chris [GM]	but I love that
01:15:37:07	01:15:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, is it alright if I stroll up to his… Go ahead. No.
01:15:41:19	01:15:46:19	Brin [Basil]	wanted to sneak into the distract when he was distracting can i do a stilt?
01:15:45:09	01:15:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll distract him.
01:15:46:13	01:15:48:10	Chris [GM]	yeah sure absolutely
01:15:48:01	01:15:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to walk up to his tent or his truck and be like Hey, Bacon? Bacon, is it? Bacon! I think I’ve seen you other places
01:15:55:04	01:15:55:21	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:15:55:09	01:15:55:22	Brin [Basil]	okay
01:15:58:28	01:16:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	How far do you travel? Do you just stay here in Magus? Have you been to Idios?
01:16:03:23	01:16:07:22	Chris [GM]	wow nice okay we’ll come right to that uh bacon
01:16:09:03	01:16:16:04	Chris [GM]	a little excited for a little bit of attention and thinking he’s a little more famous than he actually is. He says, oh yeah
01:16:12:02	01:16:12:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
01:16:17:22	01:16:18:27	Chris [GM]	I’ve been around
01:16:20:02	01:16:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	other festivals have you like?
01:16:22:15	01:16:27:22	Chris [GM]	well normally I’m doing the food floating this is my first festival
01:16:26:03	01:16:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	Trucks. Oh, it’s your first one. Wow. I just love the idea of soup. I love the ideia of sipping it and drinking it.
01:16:29:15	01:16:30:02	Chris [GM]	my first one
01:16:36:29	01:16:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	I’m getting a big fistful of it
01:16:39:10	01:16:42:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, sounds good
01:16:40:08	01:16:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to cast Suggestion on him.
01:16:44:28	01:16:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	So he has to make a wisdom saving throw of 17. Good luck, Goblin.
01:16:51:25	01:16:53:21	Chris [GM]	And what are you attempting to do with this?
01:16:54:02	01:17:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so with suggestion I suggest a course of activity limited to a sentence or two. Oh, you did?
01:16:58:24	01:17:00:11	Chris [GM]	I got a 17, by the way.
01:17:02:22	01:17:03:09	Chris [GM]	Nice try.
01:17:03:25	01:17:04:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:17:05:01	01:17:05:24	Dave [Xeros]	Well, shit.
01:17:07:11	01:17:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	He’s still got a 19 on stealth. I’m going to keep on chatting with him.
01:17:08:23	01:17:20:16	Chris [GM]	Yes, he does. Let’s move on over. Sure, yeah, yeah You continue the conversation with Bacon He was seemingly unaware that you tried to attempt but he’s still starstruck about himself
01:17:11:03	01:17:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like he’s just oblivious to
01:17:11:28	01:17:12:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:17:18:14	01:17:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	Where do you get your ingredients? I know that there’s a bunch of really good places out here in the dark woods.
01:17:23:17	01:17:33:19	Chris [GM]	so we’ll kind of like turn the volume down in that conversation and you guys will continue to have that And you have successfully snuck into his food truck However, he’s in there
01:17:34:01	01:17:36:05	Chris [GM]	Because you guys saw him go back in and stuff.
01:17:37:22	01:17:46:22	Chris [GM]	But he’s over at the attendee counter, like the opening to the side of the truck where that is where Eros is talking about.
01:17:43:24	01:17:44:15	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
01:17:46:27	01:17:49:29	Chris [GM]	So his kitchen area is open to you to investigate.
01:17:49:03	01:18:00:12	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Sweet. Yeah, I’m going to go investigate his kitchen and I’m gonna look for I’m just like an ingredients pantry or something browse real quick
01:18:00:15	01:18:11:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s a smaller thing. It’s not like I’ve covered or anything like that. He’s just got his ingredients kind of laid out on them. He’s making – he’s currently cooking so he’s got everything accessible to him there.
01:18:11:16	01:18:26:26	Chris [GM]	so go ahead and roll uh investigation what a
01:18:15:04	01:18:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	Make sure you make notes. I actually do want to know what ingredients are used.
01:18:26:02	01:18:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	No.
01:18:27:10	01:18:27:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay
01:18:31:07	01:18:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	I can see you starting to sweat inside
01:18:33:27	01:18:44:01	Chris [GM]	you guys remind me the last time you came here did you investigate after you guys bought the soup thing okay
01:18:41:19	01:18:45:07	Steve [Nortle]	No, I think Wolfgang showed up almost immediately. I don’t think…
01:18:43:11	01:18:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he showed up right after that I’m going to cast bardic inspiration on you just really quick just I can se that you’re having a rough time and my throat’s getting really dry
01:18:54:07	01:18:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	and I need to sing tonight
01:18:55:08	01:19:02:09	Brin [Basil]	Well before you do that I’m gunna cast Detect Magic for a third time this morning in his kitchen
01:19:04:03	01:19:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	that’s smart
01:19:05:22	01:19:25:14	Brin [Basil]	those are like i still have a couple the wherever
01:19:09:24	01:19:14:28	Chris [GM]	what is it called
01:19:17:09	01:19:23:09	Chris [GM]	as you cast deck magic over where are
01:19:25:14	01:19:26:13	Brin [Basil]	the ingredients are like along
01:19:29:15	01:19:39:16	Chris [GM]	the ingredients start lighting up because he uses magical ingredients in his spicy soups and stuff like that they’re typical magic that you recognize immediately and you know
01:19:39:16	01:19:45:29	Chris [GM]	that they’re just small ingredient enhancement things but one of them is particularly odd and
01:19:45:29	01:19:56:17	Chris [GM]	bright and stanky look it you’re gonna pick it up awesome when you pick it off it says sugar on
01:19:48:23	01:20:02:02	Brin [Basil]	i’m taking it yeah i’m gonna grab it okay
01:19:57:21	01:20:01:17	Chris [GM]	but obviously not acting as sugar normally would
01:20:02:02	01:20:05:19	Brin [Basil]	i am going to put it in my pack
01:20:04:22	01:20:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s spicy!
01:20:09:14	01:20:12:18	Dave [Xeros]	cut it up and put it directly up your nose
01:20:12:10	01:20:17:13	Chris [GM]	you do notice that the label on it looks like it’s just a piece of tape that says sugar.
01:20:18:17	01:20:19:16	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:20:18:22	01:20:28:14	Brin [Basil]	is kuzco’s poison right okay okay great uh oh is kusco’s poisons in there too
01:20:19:22	01:20:21:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:20:19:25	01:20:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:20:20:05	01:20:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:20:20:14	01:20:22:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:20:26	01:20:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	The poison that killed Kuzco.
01:20:24:02	01:20:24:26	Chris [GM]	You’re going to take
01:20:28:18	01:20:29:00	Steve [Nortle]	Sugar.
01:20:29:19	01:20:33:07	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry. You’re taking the quote-unquote sugar with you.
01:20:33:23	01:20:37:03	Brin [Basil]	um yeah i’m just gonna take it for now and get out of his
01:20:38:10	01:20:39:26	Brin [Basil]	just sneak up
01:20:38:16	01:20:41:28	Chris [GM]	All right, so now do me a favor and see if you can sneak out by rolling stealth as well.
01:20:42:17	01:20:43:28	Brin [Basil]	uh
01:20:47:15	01:20:48:07	Brin [Basil]	six
01:20:49:02	01:20:59:20	Chris [GM]	Six! As you turn around your tail feathers which are always…you just always forget how long those are brush against a bunch of ladles that are just hanging.
01:21:00:19	01:21:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a xylophone?
01:21:02:23	01:21:03:15	Brin [Basil]	chimes
01:21:03:06	01:21:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:21:03:29	01:21:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Please, please fall down the back steps and dump it on the floor…on the ground.
01:21:06:13	01:21:16:21	Chris [GM]	And Bacon immediately is with around like, hey! What are you doing in here? Get out of here! This is my truck! What do you do? And he looks in your hand and he sees the ingredient and says, that’s mine!
01:21:12:03	01:21:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you stupid owl!
01:21:13:05	01:21:13:27	Brin [Basil]	sorry
01:21:16:08	01:21:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s disgusting!
01:21:18:19	01:21:24:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna pull out the microphone that I have on my pack and I’m just gonna
01:21:21:15	01:21:22:21	Chris [GM]	Oh okay, okay.
01:21:25:07	01:21:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	that’s not a good thing
01:21:27:00	01:21:33:11	Brin [Basil]	hey bacon like sing along with me man you know i’m gonna put it right in his face yeah
01:21:32:05	01:21:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s make it a vlog.
01:21:34:06	01:21:41:23	Chris [GM]	He’s continuing to freak out like, what are you going in here man? It gets louder. What are YOU doing in here man?! The macros is projecting.
01:21:43:04	01:21:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	everyone in the tent is like
01:21:45:02	01:21:45:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:21:45:18	01:21:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	Does he become
01:21:46:24	01:21:49:21	Chris [GM]	But as he yells into it, a puff of green smoke pops right out.
01:21:50:01	01:22:05:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We gotta
01:21:51:00	01:21:59:11	Chris [GM]	And the next thing you know, you see this toad like hopping around or frog hopping around in circles and it’s more green than Jaime’s was because the goblin was already
01:22:00:29	01:22:02:06	Chris [GM]	And you just hear
01:22:04:12	01:22:11:01	Brin [Basil]	okay mike is back sugar’s in the pack and uh does anybody think we should bring him
01:22:04:23	01:22:05:20	Chris [GM]	hopping around
01:22:04:29	01:22:05:07	Dave [Xeros]	know what?
01:22:05:25	01:22:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	go to the rat battle!
01:22:11:01	01:22:22:20	Brin [Basil]	with us does anybody think well no
01:22:11:03	01:22:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m actually really proud of you You have officially turned a goblin into a toad so you could steal from him.
01:22:19:15	01:22:20:03	Steve [Nortle]	frog
01:22:22:15	01:22:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	I just, I’m going to start slow clapping. Just thank you.
01:22:22:20	01:22:31:29	Brin [Basil]	i did not whoa no this was to prevent any danger chaos or you
01:22:31:06	01:22:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	Is this one of those greater good things? Right?
01:22:31:09	01:22:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	i i yeah i’m not there i’m i’m trying to channel my inner foul claw and i’m
01:22:31:29	01:22:39:06	Brin [Basil]	know like people getting hurt or anything so it’s a preventative measure
01:22:43:02	01:22:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	trying to convert the garbage can that i’m sitting next to so i’m unavailable
01:22:48:26	01:22:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	i cannot provide translation well i had a fistful of soup so I mean, I want more soon.
01:22:49:13	01:22:52:13	Dave [Xeros]	You’re crazy snacky by the way.
01:22:52:26	01:22:57:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do they have any carrots in there?
01:22:58:14	01:23:10:05	Brin [Basil]	see this uh i see noodle like talking to the garbage can and i feel a little bit of pride because i’m like i also had to practice in front of like inanimate objects before
01:22:58:22	01:23:00:05	Chris [GM]	what time did i say this was at 10
01:23:00:03	01:23:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:23:10:05	01:23:13:04	Brin [Basil]	i was ready to do that you know so
01:23:13:28	01:23:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	I look over at you and my eyes are all bloodshot and everything
01:23:14:24	01:23:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Baby steps.
01:23:17:18	01:23:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:23:19:04	01:23:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	thumbs up I think we got another one!
01:23:25:27	01:23:27:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Anything for Elias.
01:23:26:27	01:23:36:08	Brin [Basil]	okay um uh
01:23:28:08	01:23:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	i thought we were trying to fish for kings of men not trash cans but it’s all right
01:23:34:07	01:23:35:22	Steve [Nortle]	The kings of fire?
01:23:36:08	01:23:45:28	Brin [Basil]	nordal uh i’m gonna he’s the frog i’m gonna hold the frog to you i’m gonna say is can you tell me if he’s okay if we grab just like a
01:23:37:03	01:23:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	the fuckings
01:23:45:28	01:23:51:17	Brin [Basil]	little bit of like breakfast while we’re here at his truck we’ll leave but like a couple gold right
01:23:51:02	01:23:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	oh no i was planning on manning his place because i don’t need to make sure he makes money that he missed out on i’m gonna
01:23:52:13	01:23:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	grab it
01:23:56:28	01:23:59:17	Chris [GM]	so i’m gonna mark this as a good deed and a bad
01:24:00:05	01:24:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	get behind the counter work this thing for an hour
01:24:04:03	01:24:04:24	Chris [GM]	a frog!
01:24:04:13	01:24:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	we’ll turn him back
01:24:06:24	01:24:08:14	Chris [GM]	If you have the ability to
01:24:11:05	01:24:23:04	Chris [GM]	uncurse, dispel curse… Either way, you did get a good deal out of that because you are thwarting the soup golem from ever happening which is going to save a lot of destruction
01:24:13:14	01:24:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	someone who can
01:24:14:26	01:24:16:29	Brin [Basil]	think we just want to maybe bring him with us
01:24:23:04	01:24:28:19	Chris [GM]	and stuff. And a bad deal because you did turn someone into a frog
01:24:29:02	01:24:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	Good deed because we’re going to work his truck for now and leave all the proceeds in his truck
01:24:37:05	01:24:37:13	Chris [GM]	allow
01:24:39:05	01:24:44:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	While I’m chopping vegetables for the soup, I’m just putting the carrots in my bag.
01:24:41:22	01:24:43:07	Steve [Nortle]	With your katana.
01:24:44:22	01:24:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, hey
01:24:46:20	01:24:47:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?!
01:24:47:10	01:24:56:05	Brin [Basil]	what i’m going to put him in is there like a jar or something he can watch all of this just put him in like a drawer for a minute okay great
01:24:48:27	01:24:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	You niped your paw
01:24:52:18	01:24:53:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh shit!
01:24:54:04	01:24:54:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure.
01:24:55:01	01:24:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	He says he loves that!
01:24:58:04	01:24:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can’t feel it anymore.
01:25:00:11	01:25:02:17	Chris [GM]	Cooking would be under performance is my assumption.
01:25:03:01	01:25:04:15	Brin [Basil]	yeah let’s do it
01:25:03:03	01:25:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I’ll do a performance.
01:25:04:14	01:25:05:07	Steve [Nortle]	Cowabunga!
01:25:05:13	01:25:09:03	Chris [GM]	For the rest of the 10 o’clock hour you guys are going to try
01:25:05:26	01:25:16:19	Brin [Basil]	okay i before we do anything i am going to bless the food and the ingredients i’m gonna pray over
01:25:13:13	01:25:15:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:25:13:23	01:25:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:16:19	01:25:22:26	Brin [Basil]	everything can that be part of my oh i was just gonna do a performance check like this is just
01:25:17:04	01:25:18:13	Chris [GM]	What are you casting
01:25:22:26	01:25:31:19	Brin [Basil]	yeah religion or
01:25:23:00	01:25:25:16	Chris [GM]	Okay. If this is a successful
01:25:23:13	01:25:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	bless.
01:25:26:17	01:25:30:13	Chris [GM]	religion check, I will say that everyone can have advantage
01:25:31:19	01:25:37:17	Brin [Basil]	performance okay oh what this is a vocal prayer it’s it’s i’m
01:25:32:04	01:25:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	This sounds like a religion thing.
01:25:33:19	01:25:34:23	Chris [GM]	This is definitely religion.
01:25:36:04	01:25:37:13	Chris [GM]	You’re blessing
01:25:37:27	01:25:41:12	Dave [Xeros]	do have Bardic Inspiration by the way.
01:25:37:28	01:25:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s pre-blessed food.
01:25:41:02	01:25:49:02	Brin [Basil]	okay i do also i need to roll for like chaotic wild surge like three times by the way
01:25:52:20	01:25:59:24	Brin [Basil]	uh no no but anytime i cast a spell i’m supposed to
01:25:53:29	01:25:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, you rolled nat once?
01:25:59:12	01:26:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, right, okay. Sorry.
01:25:59:24	01:26:04:21	Brin [Basil]	roll yeah uh uh this is an 11
01:26:07:25	01:26:12:05	Chris [GM]	wait bardic inspiration is d4 a d6 thank
01:26:10:08	01:26:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	D6
01:26:12:20	01:26:24:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have four?
01:26:12:21	01:26:13:25	Brin [Basil]	add. I don’t roll again.
01:26:15:10	01:26:16:00	Chris [GM]	what are the d6?
01:26:16:06	01:26:16:26	Brin [Basil]	The d6.
01:26:17:28	01:26:19:04	Dave [Xeros]	Does anyone have any
01:26:19:16	01:26:22:09	Chris [GM]	I think your dice just too big for that
01:26:20:10	01:26:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	Zenzu fruit?
01:26:24:08	01:26:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
01:26:24:14	01:26:25:11	Chris [GM]	do you really
01:26:24:28	01:26:25:29	Brin [Basil]	A five!
01:26:27:01	01:26:29:29	Brin [Basil]	Hey! Thanks for the inspiration!
01:26:28:01	01:26:28:16	Chris [GM]	Success.
01:26:29:29	01:26:34:01	Chris [GM]	All right, you all have advantage on your performance checks now.
01:26:33:16	01:26:37:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	except for me and mine just equals out right because i had disadvantage
01:26:37:19	01:26:39:07	Chris [GM]	Yes, we will say that it just equals out.
01:26:39:24	01:26:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	i take some of the uncooked noodles and i just chomped out oh my gosh these taste like those saloonie crackers now they’re delicious um does it give us
01:26:49:29	01:26:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	like like restore our health potions or anything it’s blessed it’s like huh well no they are they’re high
01:26:51:11	01:26:57:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m sprinkling them into the noodle dough
01:26:56:17	01:27:03:18	Brin [Basil]	Do they all get three temporary hit points or something when they eat the noodles?
01:27:03:24	01:27:05:22	Chris [GM]	I don’t think it would affect their constitution.
01:27:03:25	01:27:14:10	Dave [Xeros]	okay yep uh great it’s all blessed look at up look at all these ingredients
01:27:16:18	01:27:18:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	these carrots oh my gosh
01:27:17:13	01:27:19:03	Chris [GM]	So that was successful is what you’re saying.
01:27:18:03	01:27:28:14	Brin [Basil]	Can I do a performance to get people like i want them I’m gonna try and let them know this is a holy food truck
01:27:22:06	01:27:24:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you’re part of the cooking. Yeah.
01:27:28:14	01:27:32:04	Brin [Basil]	if they want real sustenance they better come over here
01:27:31:24	01:27:37:29	Chris [GM]	Some guy from the crowd like, but it says bacon’s spicy soup.
01:27:40:14	01:27:41:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:27:47:07	01:27:48:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that sounds good.
01:27:47:29	01:27:48:25	Brin [Basil]	okay great
01:27:49:22	01:27:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s so damn good oh
01:27:54:06	01:27:58:11	Chris [GM]	A big underline. And then underneath it, it says you get it?
01:27:58:16	01:28:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good one do i absolutely Absolutely.
01:27:59:16	01:28:01:10	Brin [Basil]	I got a 17 on my performance
01:28:01:07	01:28:04:17	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. No need to – I mean, you can roll again and see if you’re getting that 20.
01:28:01:10	01:28:13:10	Brin [Basil]	no it’s that’s
01:28:10:18	01:28:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is it?
01:28:14:14	01:28:16:16	Brin [Basil]	what is my math 18 sorry
01:28:16:29	01:28:22:05	Chris [GM]	Even better. Okay, so what is it that you’re trying to attempt to do to the crowd?
01:28:22:20	01:28:31:06	Brin [Basil]	yeah now No, I want them to come
01:28:31:06	01:28:40:28	Brin [Basil]	and partake of the holy soup that we have prepared.
01:28:34:28	01:28:38:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The napkins are really just folded pamphlets.
01:28:39:01	01:28:39:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:28:40:27	01:28:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	you go to tidy up and suddenly you’re safe.
01:28:41:15	01:28:53:04	Brin [Basil]	And I’m hoping that like the soup is like warm enough that it also like warms their souls, like kind of like begins the conversion process. Like it’s just an act of like service, right?
01:28:45:09	01:28:46:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ink spirit.
01:28:48:15	01:28:49:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah.
01:28:51:19	01:28:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Permanent tattoo scripture on your teeth.
01:28:53:09	01:28:53:19	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:28:54:19	01:28:55:20	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. I love it.
01:28:55:19	01:29:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I want the high twins to find the good ingredients that’s
01:29:03:19	01:29:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	going to provide a lot of good smells. It’s like when you drive past Burger King where it wafts out in the crowd so everyone can smell it.
01:29:04:15	01:29:05:26	Brin [Basil]	you’re still smoking
01:29:08:14	01:29:10:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Smoke makes the taste…
01:29:10:07	01:29:12:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they get the munchies kind of thing?
01:29:15:01	01:29:17:16	Chris [GM]	Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, like the vent coming out of the truck.
01:29:16:05	01:29:25:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so give me all your ingredients and if they find the really good stuff… We’ll dump it in the soup.
01:29:17:02	01:29:18:03	Brin [Basil]	second hand
01:29:17:27	01:29:31:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m cutting
01:29:26:24	01:29:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	That will be their performance if they can find them, yeah.
01:29:28:06	01:29:29:00	Chris [GM]	Their performance.
01:29:30:11	01:29:31:11	Chris [GM]	Because you already did yours, right?
01:29:31:09	01:29:31:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	vegetables.
01:29:31:19	01:29:34:16	Brin [Basil]	it’s your katana that you’re using to cut like one carrot
01:29:34:04	01:29:39:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now i’m using my smaller blade what is it it’s called like a walkie
01:29:39:03	01:29:54:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	posh or something like that do you
01:29:41:05	01:29:42:06	Brin [Basil]	that sounds right
01:29:41:13	01:29:52:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m stirring the pho right now and then I’m waiting on these two guys. I’m kind of giving you a short order cook list. I’m like, okay, guys, I need some cilantro. I need something to make sure that we’re going to do this again. I need an oregano.
01:29:44:02	01:29:44:14	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:29:53:05	01:29:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	I need…
01:29:54:23	01:29:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	need some basil
01:29:58:08	01:30:08:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i didn’t
01:29:58:23	01:30:00:25	Chris [GM]	How long have you been waiting to use that one?
01:30:02:10	01:30:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	And you did trim your finger. Can you throw it over here?
01:30:05:04	01:30:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:30:07:13	01:30:08:22	Brin [Basil]	put it in the soup
01:30:08:06	01:30:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i didn’ even feel it okay
01:30:08:22	01:30:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	the cilantro is all right here it’s like coming out of my mouth
01:30:16:08	01:30:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	down chicken broth and some uh minotaur bones if you can find the minotau bones we’re gonna boil those down we’re getting all the really good stuff out of them out of the uh out of this marrow
01:30:26:10	01:30:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	of the minotaub bones and then uh get a good blessing on it it’s all it’s looking good
01:30:31:05	01:30:34:13	Brin [Basil]	but we already blessed you can do whatever you want with them now they’re already blessed
01:30:31:25	01:30:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah all right they’re all good okay I’m gonna mix all that down and then as the pots getting mixed down I’m going to put my infernal fire by black inferno
01:30:43:18	01:30:51:18	Dave [Xeros]	fire underneath it and then uh yeah but I’m gonna put i’m gonna put the lid on it until almost becomes like a kiln is
01:30:44:20	01:30:44:24	Chris [GM]	Cool.
01:30:52:04	01:30:53:28	Chris [GM]	Kind of like a pressure cooker or something?
01:30:57:21	01:30:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	how you make my guess.
01:30:59:13	01:31:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	boil it for a long time. It’s just basically the hellfire is speeding up
01:31:00:04	01:31:07:09	Brin [Basil]	i’m pretty sure nortle is giving us ingredients from the trash can maybe
01:31:01:19	01:31:03:02	Chris [GM]	He’s speeding up the process.
01:31:04:06	01:31:06:12	Chris [GM]	So did you guys… You guys need to roll then.
01:31:06:09	01:31:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	All right!
01:31:06:26	01:31:09:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right i am just
01:31:08:15	01:31:10:00	Chris [GM]	You’re just doing a normal roll.
01:31:11:02	01:31:20:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potential than that one oh my god i’m tiny i’m 13 inches tall now and i can’t hold my sword very good
01:31:12:04	01:31:13:24	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh! You shrink.
01:31:14:12	01:31:15:01	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:31:20:01	01:31:22:19	Chris [GM]	You are the size of a normal rabbit right now.
01:31:21:22	01:31:33:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like holding it with two hands trying to cut i am using the smaller one no i’m just kidding they shrink with me right yeah okay everything’s shrinking but
01:31:24:00	01:31:25:01	Chris [GM]	Which strangely
01:31:24:16	01:31:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	use the kakashi! Use the smaller one!
01:31:27:25	01:31:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:31:30:21	01:31:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	Technically, yeah.
01:31:31:12	01:31:33:16	Chris [GM]	you pick up the butter knife and begin to just
01:31:33:24	01:31:42:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have to like go like this to cut the carrot that’s true it’s probably as tall
01:31:36:05	01:31:36:19	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:31:37:20	01:31:41:07	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know if you saw a carrot that big all of a sudden You’d probably be like
01:31:42:01	01:31:44:01	Chris [GM]	You still have the munchies most likely
01:31:42:19	01:31:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as me yeah I’m work
01:31:44:23	01:31:47:19	Steve [Nortle]	You look at it Your eyes just grow really Really wide
01:31:47:16	01:31:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	I need that carrot. I need that carrot! Fuck help us. Please.
01:31:58:04	01:31:58:09	Chris [GM]	it
01:31:58:12	01:32:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	You can’t-it’s covered! Ah! It just ricochets off
01:32:01:26	01:32:05:05	Brin [Basil]	Chris, I’m going to roll For my wild surge
01:32:02:25	01:32:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just pick it back up and eat it
01:32:05:05	01:32:05:25	Dave [Xeros]	Inferno file.
01:32:06:09	01:32:07:07	Brin [Basil]	If I get a 1
01:32:07:14	01:32:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah so I got a 10 Chris which means that All of the herbs and everything That he’s been requesting I’ve gone and found them
01:32:16:22	01:32:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	And then immediately started eating straight out Of the can So I’ve got like, I’ve gotta regano. I’ve Got cilantro and it’s like stuck in my little beak teeth and Like I’m like a cat
01:32:28:18	01:32:35:17	Brin [Basil]	Do I need to come help you In the kitchen?
01:32:28:22	01:32:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	with catnip so I’ve just been like
01:32:32:18	01:32:33:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, I like it
01:32:36:08	01:32:40:13	Chris [GM]	Sounds Sounds like it. What did you roll on all three of those wild surge checks?
01:32:39:17	01:32:41:21	Steve [Nortle]	look how small you are
01:32:40:25	01:32:52:18	Brin [Basil]	uh they were all above it’s if i get a one then we have to look yeah but i got two on one of them yeah but we’re good yeah okay
01:32:43:08	01:32:54:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this joint is huge do you
01:32:45:09	01:32:46:08	Chris [GM]	It’s if you get a one.
01:32:48:02	01:32:50:26	Chris [GM]	On one of them, you got to take… Okay. Thank goodness.
01:32:51:26	01:32:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	going to do my performance check.
01:32:53:05	01:32:54:02	Chris [GM]	Here he goes.
01:32:54:26	01:32:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	want me to dance out front
01:32:56:20	01:33:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	No, please for the love of Gog Do not go outside
01:32:58:17	01:32:59:26	Chris [GM]	This little tiny rabbit.
01:32:58:26	01:32:59:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:33:00:18	01:33:35:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll unbutton two buttons this time we
01:33:05:24	01:33:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	Chris
01:33:06:20	01:33:07:26	Brin [Basil]	she’s pretty small
01:33:08:20	01:33:14:08	Chris [GM]	Excellent. All right, you are in command of this meal. What is up?
01:33:12:15	01:33:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:33:14:07	01:33:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I’m going to leave the Wanda Twins just in the back.
01:33:20:12	01:33:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to look out though and I’m gonna see if there are any what I would call groupies Just out in the crowd to come and help me kind of booter this place up a little bit
01:33:27:25	01:33:28:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:33:32:08	01:33:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	If that’s okay?
01:33:33:27	01:33:37:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a 27, man. This is yours to command
01:33:34:10	01:33:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, can I make an investigation? Yeah, okay. All right. Hey, you! You with the tight shirt and you come here real quick. I’m Eros.
01:33:43:13	01:33:51:06	Chris [GM]	with the even tighter shook. but they know exactly who you are.
01:33:46:11	01:33:58:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Eros. And they just kind of all lock over. Now listen, I need to sell all this far because we turned a goblin into a frog long story
01:33:58:09	01:34:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	but I need To Sell All This Soup and I Need To Sell It All Within The Next Hour Can You Girls Help Me With That?
01:34:04:05	01:34:12:05	Chris [GM]	They are ecstatic to be even hearing words coming out of your mouth that seems to be directed at them, starstruck.
01:34:10:29	01:34:20:11	Dave [Xeros]	And then I see two guys drop by, too, that look very Chippendales -esque. I’m like, hey! You and you! I need you to come here.
01:34:15:27	01:34:17:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay. How convenient.
01:34:17:04	01:34:20:21	Steve [Nortle]	The power of a 27.
01:34:17:08	01:34:17:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:34:22:02	01:34:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	I need você to work with these ladies. Can you do that for me?
01:34:24:27	01:34:25:15	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
01:34:25:21	01:34:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:34:27:17	01:34:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re just going to get them all dressed up. I don’t know if… No, I’m not going to trick either of you.
01:34:33:14	01:34:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	any help where’d you find these hoes yeah no
01:34:34:06	01:34:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	Falclaw, can you run over to the merch booth for me real quick? I need you to buy me the most alluring outfits You possibly can find
01:34:45:14	01:34:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	Take this And I’m going to
01:34:48:26	01:34:50:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m gone, I’m gone
01:34:50:08	01:34:51:24	Chris [GM]	Thumbs ups he gives him.
01:34:53:03	01:34:53:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:34:54:08	01:34:54:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m gone
01:34:54:14	01:34:56:07	Dave [Xeros]	My 28 foul claw
01:34:57:17	01:35:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	He’s gone So we get them all dressed up They’re ready
01:35:00:10	01:35:00:19	Chris [GM]	Yep.
01:35:01:05	01:35:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to offer little tiny soup cups Sample cups They’re going out in the crowd They’re gonna bring everyone over To the food truck
01:35:03:23	01:35:04:26	Chris [GM]	Sample cups, nice.
01:35:07:26	01:35:12:25	Chris [GM]	Now I just need to verify you did not use the sugar in the ingredients.
01:35:12:13	01:35:14:22	Brin [Basil]	No, I still have it in my pack Yeah
01:35:13:27	01:35:16:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, excellent. Just double checking to make sure.
01:35:16:09	01:35:16:27	Brin [Basil]	Okay
01:35:16:24	01:35:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	Foul claw, I need some sugar
01:35:20:08	01:35:23:24	Brin [Basil]	Okay Come back with the clothes They’re just robes They’re like
01:35:23:26	01:35:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re robes, but they have…
01:35:25:05	01:35:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great
01:35:25:27	01:35:31:28	Brin [Basil]	There’s a bow underneath The chin or something Yeah They’re full length robes Yep
01:35:27:18	01:35:28:19	Steve [Nortle]	None habits.
01:35:30:19	01:35:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	This is perfect. Ladies and men, I need you in your skivvies for two seconds please. We’re going to put these robes on And then we’re going go out And we’re gonna take
01:35:31:01	01:35:31:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:35:40:12	01:35:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	We’re gonna drop the ropes
01:35:40:28	01:35:41:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’m off?
01:35:44:17	01:35:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take my knife and I cut huge slits so the girls can stick one leg out.
01:35:48:01	01:35:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	So they’re like
01:35:49:06	01:35:52:01	Chris [GM]	Makeshift tie a rope around it, think of a little form fitting.
01:35:50:11	01:35:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	Make sure And make sure I’m going to write right on the back In gold lettering
01:35:59:04	01:35:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hmm
01:36:00:04	01:36:07:06	Chris [GM]	Nortle while he’s describing this give me an animal handling roll please. Let’s see what Bacon thinks about all this.
01:36:08:14	01:36:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to say the fuckings ladies, but
01:36:12:11	01:36:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	I should probably rethink that once.
01:36:13:13	01:36:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	I shrink…
01:36:15:01	01:36:15:25	Chris [GM]	Oh no!
01:36:15:06	01:36:16:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
01:36:16:16	01:36:21:24	Brin [Basil]	okay how big are both of them by the way right now 13 inches
01:36:19:11	01:36:20:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m 13 inches.
01:36:21:06	01:36:29:08	Chris [GM]	She’s the size of a normal rabbit. Normal, you don’t shrink very much each time, right?
01:36:24:27	01:36:28:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I only shrink about 10-11%
01:36:29:04	01:36:40:11	Steve [Nortle]	each time so and it’s a percentage of what I am So like yeah, I’ll shrink again but I won’t shrink the same amount because it’s a percentage of what I am.
01:36:30:12	01:36:30:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:36:33:28	01:36:35:01	Chris [GM]	Does it double up?
01:36:40:16	01:36:51:11	Chris [GM]	By doing that, Bacon is like… As a frog, he’s bouncing around and being like, oh my God, he got it! He’s thinking that the soup you guys are all about to serve It’s going to shrink everyone
01:36:40:19	01:36:45:00	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, bouncing around in his…
01:36:50:29	01:36:53:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Because I shrank too?
01:36:53:13	01:36:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, I mean, I’m eating his ingredients raw.
01:36:53:13	01:36:54:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:36:56:03	01:36:59:00	Chris [GM]	He is freaking out
01:36:58:21	01:36:59:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:36:59:08	01:37:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	I assume that what he needs is like some Parmesan or something so I just start tell me when and I just keep cranking and cranking and cranky
01:37:11:04	01:37:14:01	Steve [Nortle]	until I have cheese and then I just wander off.
01:37:13:09	01:37:19:07	Chris [GM]	pretty soon the frog is just underneath a layer of parmesan probably about four inches
01:37:19:11	01:37:30:17	Brin [Basil]	when he’s in a jar i put him in a jar yeah she can’t
01:37:19:25	01:37:21:00	Steve [Nortle]	He’s in a jar
01:37:22:03	01:37:30:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, I’m gonna put him in a pot of water and I’m going to slowly start turning up the heat.
01:37:24:01	01:37:25:13	Dave [Xeros]	No you’re not
01:37:24:19	01:37:25:07	Chris [GM]	no
01:37:30:17	01:37:34:15	Brin [Basil]	lift him she’s 13 inches just yeah they’re the same their same size
01:37:32:11	01:37:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I CAN LIFT HIM! HE’S A FROG!
01:37:35:18	01:37:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	Fall into the jar We’re gonna cover The jar and then
01:37:35:25	01:37:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:37:40:17	01:37:42:19	Steve [Nortle]	will pad your paw.
01:37:43:01	01:37:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	And then I’m going to take a little bit of that halfling weed, and I’m just going to light it on fire. And I’m only going to lightly set it into the jar to fill it full with smoke.
01:37:49:16	01:37:50:17	Chris [GM]	you’re chilling this
01:37:53:14	01:37:54:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in this jar too?
01:37:54:22	01:37:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah? You’re hotboxing with the frog!
01:37:57:18	01:37:59:02	Chris [GM]	you can’t fit in there with the cheese and
01:37:58:17	01:38:00:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I don’t think with the cheese…
01:38:01:02	01:38:02:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A foot tall- Yeah, no.
01:38:02:26	01:38:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:38:03:14	01:38:08:02	Steve [Nortle]	You’re just cheesy!
01:38:03:18	01:38:06:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But I’m gonna just put my face in and go…
01:38:07:28	01:38:15:22	Chris [GM]	back at it anyways where were you
01:38:10:13	01:38:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	Put a little water in it. It bubbles.
01:38:14:07	01:38:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	All right!
01:38:16:14	01:38:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, so the…
01:38:20:01	01:38:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not going to say it. The pho ladies and men are making their ways into the crowd to draw as many people
01:38:27:09	01:38:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	as possible over to the holy fucking truck.
01:38:31:19	01:38:33:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Holy. Yep.
01:38:34:11	01:38:41:19	Chris [GM]	okay well uh with your performance checks that we did falco you had a successful one
01:38:35:12	01:38:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	And we’re going to try to sell this out.
01:38:42:05	01:38:53:04	Chris [GM]	arrows yours was successful these two not so successful but with such a high roll I would say that you guys have successfully helped Bacon out by drawing enough attention and
01:38:53:04	01:39:02:27	Chris [GM]	bringing in the money to his food truck that he did not lose any gains that he would’ve had, had he been his normal chef self.
01:39:03:18	01:39:14:15	Brin [Basil]	you know how In-N-Out Burger has like scriptures on their cups and stuff so when everybody is like getting their order and stuff, I’m writing scriptures on like their napkins
01:39:07:29	01:39:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:39:14:15	01:39:18:28	Brin [Basil]	and cups and everything. Yeah just as they go so yeah
01:39:14:24	01:39:16:16	Chris [GM]	You’re just doing awesome, awesome.
01:39:17:19	01:39:18:16	Chris [GM]	I like it.
01:39:19:03	01:39:20:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Planting mustard seed.
01:39:19:23	01:39:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	We’re also giving them fortune cookies that have good idiom scriptures in it
01:39:30:18	01:39:34:27	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. Awesome, guys. I will mark this as a successful good deed.
01:39:37:02	01:39:47:10	Chris [GM]	The bad deed still stands, though. He is still a fraud. Okay, awesome. Hey, what a successful morning! It is now 11 o’clock.
01:39:41:00	01:39:41:18	Dave [Xeros]	somehow
01:39:42:15	01:39:44:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s fine. One of us would cancel that.
01:39:46:29	01:39:48:23	Brin [Basil]	is that four? Do we have four good dudes?
01:39:48:27	01:39:54:13	Chris [GM]	You do have four good deeds. Well, two of them are potential.
01:39:52:06	01:39:53:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s three.
01:39:55:15	01:39:58:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay so man in the mirror we completely stopped that
01:39:58:04	01:40:00:09	Chris [GM]	You stop that from happening in the future, correct?
01:40:00:18	01:40:01:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jimmy.
01:40:01:16	01:40:04:26	Chris [GM]	Jimmy, you stopped him having a trip out and stuff like that.
01:40:04:13	01:40:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	and we got two good deeds from stopping the sugar right
01:40:07:03	01:40:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	Right, that’s a question.
01:40:09:08	01:40:14:25	Chris [GM]	Stopping the sugar was one good deed yet. And the spilling of the soup. combined gave it a good deed.
01:40:15:26	01:40:23:26	Chris [GM]	And then you guys successfully helping Bacon and going out of your way to do a good deal, I will count that as a good beat absolutely.
01:40:17:22	01:40:18:28	Brin [Basil]	Helping Bacon
01:40:24:27	01:40:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just trying to figure out what we’ve missed from our first time Wolfgang King will move it right after the food truck
01:40:32:15	01:40:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like right now, right?
01:40:33:27	01:40:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	Well, that knew.
01:40:34:07	01:40:40:13	Chris [GM]	At noon he came, it is now 11am but he came because of your guy’s
01:40:35:19	01:40:35:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
01:40:36:24	01:40:37:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so…
01:40:42:06	01:40:43:09	Dave [Xeros]	Because we beat the soup.
01:40:43:08	01:40:45:18	Chris [GM]	suit monster It wasn’t because
01:40:45:04	01:40:46:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Should we go try and find it?
01:40:46:28	01:40:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, nah! I mean, children are mudrously or something. Or… We do have to marry two people pretty quick
01:40:54:28	01:40:55:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right.
01:40:55:22	01:40:56:28	Chris [GM]	That was not a good
01:40:57:22	01:40:59:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was a navi.
01:40:58:14	01:40:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:40:59:02	01:41:10:04	Steve [Nortle]	unambiguously morally good i mean we could we could just go uh break selfie’s legs
01:41:01:01	01:41:04:14	Brin [Basil]	Well, that was later though. That was later when we did
01:41:04:11	01:41:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	Can we switch it over and just get Vanilla laid?
01:41:11:12	01:41:12:02	Brin [Basil]	the mud wrestling
01:41:11:23	01:41:13:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s do it!
01:41:12:02	01:41:18:25	Steve [Nortle]	is that good or is that bad chris because what would happen is she would have to stay in her
01:41:13:26	01:41:15:04	Chris [GM]	a terrible thing to
01:41:18:20	01:41:24:15	Chris [GM]	Once again, you guys weren’t doing any sort of good deed at all in the entirety of the time.
01:41:18:25	01:41:31:09	Steve [Nortle]	in her booth we did
01:41:20:00	01:41:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	I beg to differ
01:41:25:20	01:41:26:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, we were.
01:41:26:29	01:41:28:11	Chris [GM]	solve her problem at all.
01:41:27:22	01:41:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	but did we
01:41:31:09	01:41:35:22	Steve [Nortle]	we solved it but we gave her a new one so that’s a good
01:41:33:20	01:41:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	the lifetime of problems by providing one problem
01:41:35:22	01:41:47:06	Steve [Nortle]	if a bunny popped the button in front of me and then suddenly
01:41:39:07	01:41:42:10	Chris [GM]	Let’s just say it this way. If it happened to you, would you like it?
01:41:46:05	01:41:48:07	Chris [GM]	No, no. If your legs were broken
01:41:47:06	01:41:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	my… Oh. I wasn’t sure which part.
01:41:48:19	01:41:49:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:41:50:27	01:41:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	clarify clarifying question
01:41:51:23	01:41:54:10	Chris [GM]	Let’s be a little more clear. Let’s just be a lot more specific
01:41:56:26	01:41:58:22	Chris [GM]	Cool. I’m going to hit pause
01:41:59:01	01:42:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	well intermission
01:41:59:24	01:42:00:27	Chris [GM]	So take a quick break
01:42:01:05	01:42:08:22	Brin [Basil]	intermission i think that i think we should i think
01:42:08:22	01:42:13:19	Brin [Basil]	we have time for one detour and come and help vanilla out yeah
01:42:12:07	01:42:19:24	Dave [Xeros]	back okay we do need to help vanilla and how do we want to make this into a good deed because i see nothing but
01:42:21:27	01:42:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know Eros doesn’t see any way of making this a good deal yeah
01:42:24:20	01:42:32:09	Brin [Basil]	what don’t we just have to hook him up with uh not not not so not selfie butterface
01:42:26:07	01:42:30:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s Butterface.
01:42:29:16	01:42:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah okay so that requires me to use suggestion or charm person
01:42:37:17	01:42:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	Or just, you know, get some real purple haze and just get them together?
01:42:42:08	01:42:42:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh.
01:42:43:29	01:42:51:03	Brin [Basil]	well no i’m pretty sure last time it i mean i was a little focused on something else but
01:42:51:03	01:42:59:00	Brin [Basil]	i’m really sure that all we have to do is get selfie out of the way and that’s kind of that that’s
01:42:58:17	01:43:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	to get Selfie back to her shop.
01:43:00:00	01:43:04:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll take care of that bitch even though i’m a third of the size, I can still punch her.
01:43:02:12	01:43:04:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah yeah we don’t have to
01:43:04:17	01:43:04:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
01:43:05:14	01:43:11:29	Brin [Basil]	we’re all overachievers i’ll put it that way we don’T have to go quite as far as we went last time we just have to dumb it down.
01:43:09:18	01:43:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	As far?
01:43:12:13	01:43:14:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Instead of a right hook I’ll just do an upper hook.
01:43:16:25	01:43:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	Or just kick her in the taco.
01:43:16:28	01:43:17:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does that sound good?
01:43:19:00	01:43:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
01:43:21:17	01:43:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah or… I could pop them you know.
01:43:24:15	01:43:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a word! No.
01:43:25:06	01:43:34:14	Steve [Nortle]	Um, wait, um… One of Basil’s gems was like a crush during the last week.
01:43:25:11	01:43:26:04	Chris [GM]	go with that again
01:43:27:17	01:43:29:05	Brin [Basil]	The taco truck over there?
01:43:33:20	01:43:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but they were already taken from her. Like the purple ones she lost those inmates.
01:43:37:07	01:43:43:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The veil stones were taken no he took all
01:43:38:21	01:43:40:21	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, they weren’t the ones that were currently
01:43:41:01	01:43:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	She doesn’t have any balestones in her gauntlets anymore.
01:43:43:29	01:43:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	oh, okay, okay.
01:43:46:20	01:43:48:21	Dave [Xeros]	But she did get other pieces.
01:43:47:11	01:43:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna go to the bathroom too!
01:43:51:13	01:43:59:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so questions. Is there any way that we could find maybe a magical chain and chain her to the boot?
01:43:59:11	01:44:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	Or tie her to The Boot or do something that makes her stay at The Boot?
01:44:04:29	01:44:05:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t I just knock her out?
01:44:05:20	01:44:10:04	Brin [Basil]	I think you intimidated her pretty well last time. That seemed pretty reliable.
01:44:09:25	01:44:12:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little bit cuter now but i think I can still do it!
01:44:13:12	01:44:14:25	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, you are kind of small.
01:44:15:00	01:44:17:11	Dave [Xeros]	So you’re not going to…
01:44:17:29	01:44:20:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was just gonna-I’m going to right
01:44:19:22	01:44:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	Well, hey, let’s try to convince Selfie like you did such a great job last time I just think let’s continue in that vein
01:44:30:22	01:44:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	and just not try to seduce Vanella because if we just would have made it past that one little hiccup
01:44:37:29	01:44:42:24	Brin [Basil]	She might be too high to do this. I think… you and i might see
01:44:39:19	01:44:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay, um, I got an idea
01:44:44:10	01:44:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just start unbuttoning, but…just kidding.
01:44:47:15	01:44:54:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna cast my silent image like right over her chest right here, and it’s gonna be just a nice collared shirt yeah
01:44:50:07	01:44:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:53:14	01:45:02:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just hair that’s all there is you can’t see anything it’s a little bit wider
01:44:56:27	01:45:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m concerned because you’re 13 inches tall Should we just go lock her in a porta potty?
01:45:03:26	01:45:05:03	Brin [Basil]	tan lines on
01:45:09:01	01:45:14:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jake’s in there and black! I’m hungry. Oh, that’s right.
01:45:10:17	01:45:21:07	Brin [Basil]	well, I feel like they could both potentially come in handy with mud wrestling. Who knows what we’re going to encounter there? They might be
01:45:21:07	01:45:29:00	Brin [Basil]	helpful let’s check that out first and then we can game plan vanilla vanilla okay great
01:45:29:00	01:45:38:22	Brin [Basil]	and i’m gonna give you one of the napkins uh with all the food we’ve been handing out and it’s going to have a verse on there that’s about
01:45:41:19	01:45:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	Ask not what your country can do for you but for what you can do For your country
01:45:45:13	01:45:54:08	Brin [Basil]	yeah that’s scribbled out because I got kind of like flustered mixed up scrolled out and below that it’s like violence is not the answer
01:45:55:10	01:45:56:07	Chris [GM]	thank you
01:45:57:16	01:46:01:15	Brin [Basil]	It’s just a very direct statement
01:45:59:15	01:46:00:27	Chris [GM]	dare program again
01:46:01:10	01:46:14:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just
01:46:03:26	01:46:13:20	Chris [GM]	alright so it sounds like you guys are wanting to head over to the Choldrith mud wrestling competition
01:46:04:15	01:46:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	George Bush says
01:46:07:26	01:46:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	say no to drugs yes and as we’re leaving and we’re buttoning up the food truck right
01:46:14:10	01:46:16:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	put grass in it and roll it
01:46:18:17	01:46:23:02	Brin [Basil]	I love the challenge but you’re the hardest
01:46:19:26	01:46:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	and locking that up because we want to make sure all yeah like well with all the cash um yeah we we let him
01:46:22:19	01:46:24:03	Chris [GM]	leaving bacon just in the truck
01:46:24:12	01:46:25:19	Brin [Basil]	hardest challenge
01:46:24:23	01:46:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	did we open up the jar and like a mug like cheese and all just nope
01:46:31:16	01:46:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	loose we let them loose inside the food truck but he’s butted up in the food truck
01:46:32:22	01:46:44:08	Steve [Nortle]	oh
01:46:36:18	01:46:42:15	Dave [Xeros]	did we try to kiss the frog last time by chance basil
01:46:39:08	01:46:41:01	Chris [GM]	no you didn’t
01:46:44:08	01:46:45:06	Steve [Nortle]	i got this one
01:46:45:03	01:46:46:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:46:45:24	01:46:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry!
01:46:46:16	01:46:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	Nautal!
01:46:48:17	01:46:52:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was I was like, I am smoking another Am I sure?
01:46:51:20	01:47:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	what am i rolling chris uh charisma just a charisma check no
01:46:53:02	01:47:00:24	Chris [GM]	oh man uh what would romance fall under yeah yeah charisma straight charisma roll
01:46:58:17	01:47:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	Charisma. Charisma roll?
01:47:02:03	01:47:02:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you want any more?
01:47:04:02	01:47:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	i got my own romance snog i shrink let me
01:47:08:21	01:47:12:15	Brin [Basil]	oh my god holy
01:47:09:11	01:47:13:07	Chris [GM]	a bad romance oh my gosh how big are you now
01:47:09:18	01:47:10:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
01:47:09:18	01:47:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
01:47:13:13	01:47:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, are you serious?
01:47:14:20	01:47:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	do some calculations how big did i say yeah
01:47:16:19	01:47:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re being for reals.
01:47:18:08	01:47:30:07	Chris [GM]	whether it was successful or not kissing the toad the frog makes no difference whatsoever absolutely i
01:47:26:07	01:47:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	going off of tropes and clichés.
01:47:30:19	01:47:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we’re gonna button this all up, right? And how are the groupies feeling after getting paid and working with me.
01:47:35:12	01:47:40:28	Brin [Basil]	we’re butting it button all up buttoning everything yes
01:47:40:28	01:47:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I get a necktie.
01:47:43:10	01:47:45:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do a bow. Bow right here.
01:47:43:27	01:47:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	Are they happy?
01:47:44:07	01:47:46:23	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh
01:47:44:07	01:47:48:10	Chris [GM]	a 27 yeah they’re very happy. They got to spend a moment
01:47:46:08	01:47:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, all right.
01:47:48:17	01:47:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to invite them over to the Choldworth Mod Wrestling competition. Yeah, yeah.
01:47:52:17	01:47:54:15	Chris [GM]	with you? All right, cool. You’ve got a little groupie
01:47:54:28	01:48:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m just going to say maybe they can compete as well like maybe between the Cholworth Mod wrestling or they could be
01:48:02:24	01:48:04:00	Chris [GM]	on a show for the fans.
01:48:05:13	01:48:10:22	Dave [Xeros]	like the title card Yeah, okay
01:48:06:10	01:48:13:15	Brin [Basil]	like converted by the soup have any
01:48:08:19	01:48:10:13	Chris [GM]	Holding the sign up? I like it.
01:48:13:13	01:48:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	uh chris to answer your question i’m now um about three and three quarters feet tall
01:48:13:15	01:48:29:15	Brin [Basil]	like spiritual experience or anything 17
01:48:14:18	01:48:15:18	Chris [GM]	Let’s roll a religion.
01:48:24:13	01:48:27:17	Chris [GM]	It’s about half your normal size. Alright.
01:48:26:01	01:48:27:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just about half, yeah.
01:48:27:27	01:48:31:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look at us. We’re still matching technically.
01:48:29:24	01:48:30:07	Chris [GM]	Hey!
01:48:32:04	01:48:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re just like teratio sibling-wise.
01:48:34:13	01:48:35:27	Chris [GM]	You saw a couple people
01:48:36:29	01:48:37:13	Chris [GM]	notice
01:48:38:27	01:48:42:17	Chris [GM]	your little inspirational scriptures on there and they kind of looked at it
01:48:45:08	01:48:49:02	Chris [GM]	remember that meme with that kid that gives you the thumbs up after he looks at the computer screen?
01:48:46:02	01:48:53:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s basically
01:48:49:27	01:48:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah!
01:48:49:27	01:48:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:48:50:11	01:48:52:07	Chris [GM]	That’s what they did, I’ll give you one of those
01:48:52:18	01:48:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	Did they tear their wristbands off?
01:48:52:24	01:49:02:22	Brin [Basil]	basically converted perfect perfect all right
01:48:55:22	01:48:57:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And one of them comes up
01:48:55:28	01:48:57:19	Chris [GM]	but one of them comes up to you and says
01:48:59:09	01:49:00:08	Chris [GM]	a little more
01:49:02:22	01:49:04:26	Brin [Basil]	before he can even finish his sentence
01:49:05:00	01:49:05:11	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:49:06:24	01:49:14:17	Brin [Basil]	four pants like for like the whole like series from like lesson one to less than like 12 yeah
01:49:07:11	01:49:21:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I
01:49:10:26	01:49:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:49:12:26	01:49:14:02	Dave [Xeros]	All 12 discussions.
01:49:13:05	01:49:14:20	Chris [GM]	uh huh yeah
01:49:13:23	01:49:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:16:05	01:49:19:28	Brin [Basil]	like in my feathers it’s so fast that a couple of feathers fall off you
01:49:19:03	01:49:20:11	Chris [GM]	He’s a little startled
01:49:21:03	01:49:24:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jump up and grab one Put it in my bag.
01:49:25:05	01:49:30:12	Chris [GM]	Thank you. Where can I find more of this?
01:49:26:15	01:49:26:27	Brin [Basil]	please
01:49:31:01	01:49:33:10	Brin [Basil]	have you heard of the church of idiots
01:49:32:22	01:49:34:14	Chris [GM]	I know the town it is.
01:49:35:01	01:49:35:13	Brin [Basil]	go
01:49:37:00	01:49:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	Pilgrimage.
01:49:38:14	01:49:41:26	Brin [Basil]	that’s all I’m going to say to him there was a very powerful go
01:49:39:16	01:49:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	Does he or she go now, get the wristband before she leaves? Or he?
01:49:40:02	01:49:40:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Pilgrimage!
01:49:43:26	01:49:46:29	Chris [GM]	Immediately, yes! They turned…
01:49:49:10	01:49:52:28	Brin [Basil]	oh, you’re going to go right now are you? you’re not going to stay for this show okay
01:49:54:23	01:49:57:17	Brin [Basil]	I admire your devotion your faith
01:49:58:27	01:50:00:01	Brin [Basil]	you’re NOT going to use your ticket
01:50:00:19	01:50:02:16	Chris [GM]	Well, I mean, I’m probably going to come back.
01:50:02:19	01:50:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s quite a bit of a hike. it’s good like It’s a pilgrimage. You’re going to be making a pilgrimage
01:50:08:11	01:50:10:26	Chris [GM]	I mean the festival’s not just one day.
01:50:10:25	01:50:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	That’s true We will give you your wristband back when you come back
01:50:16:11	01:50:19:17	Chris [GM]	Wait, you want my wristband? Alright, roll persuasion.
01:50:17:08	01:50:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
01:50:21:06	01:50:26:27	Brin [Basil]	Can we borrow it at 19?
01:50:27:25	01:50:28:08	Chris [GM]	Wow!
01:50:28:24	01:50:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	24
01:50:32:23	01:50:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
01:50:35:17	01:50:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	Extra wristband She’s on a pilgrimage
01:50:38:10	01:50:38:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:50:39:28	01:50:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	That guy count as a good deed. Saving us all counts as good.
01:50:40:22	01:50:42:09	Brin [Basil]	It’s going to…
01:50:42:18	01:50:44:14	Chris [GM]	no i mean yeah but not
01:50:44:14	01:50:45:13	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:50:46:04	01:50:46:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?!
01:50:50:11	01:51:02:07	Brin [Basil]	It might feel a little strange at first, leaving the world behind but you’ll understand once you go through Idiots with that decision you just made in the election.
01:51:01:19	01:51:12:25	Chris [GM]	this person that’s talking to is a we’re going to say it’s a female halfling she’s got long hair kind of curly
01:51:12:25	01:51:14:27	Chris [GM]	wearing this green dress.
01:51:18:14	01:51:19:00	Chris [GM]	What?
01:51:20:26	01:51:24:04	Chris [GM]	Sure, her name is Penelope P. Chris.
01:51:24:03	01:51:28:21	Dave [Xeros]	And she read all of the information and just left the reference.
01:51:29:27	01:51:30:11	Brin [Basil]	Sweet.
01:51:31:24	01:51:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	Fine, if no one’s going to get the Parley P Pratt reference then all y’all!
01:51:36:09	01:51:38:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right, right up- me too
01:51:36:24	01:51:38:04	Chris [GM]	That went right over my head.
01:51:37:16	01:51:39:29	Brin [Basil]	Sorry, I was still writing.
01:51:37:23	01:51:39:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:51:42:03	01:51:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	Penelope Peepris come back
01:51:44:24	01:51:45:29	Chris [GM]	Clever, clever.
01:51:48:01	01:51:50:08	Chris [GM]	Cool, so Penelopes takes off.
01:51:52:21	01:51:58:19	Dave [Xeros]	So we have an extra wristband If we want to find someone that is in need of a wrist band That really wants to be in here
01:52:02:22	01:52:08:27	Chris [GM]	Are we heading over to the Children of Mud Wrestling Arena? Okay, on your way I need someone to roll
01:52:04:29	01:52:07:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I got a bunch of groupies I’ve got to throw in the mud.
01:52:05:26	01:52:06:14	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
01:52:09:29	01:52:11:17	Chris [GM]	A D
01:52:14:04	01:52:18:18	Chris [GM]	I’ll tell you right now Nortle, I think you rolled the last one.
01:52:19:05	01:52:20:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I think so.
01:52:20:16	01:52:23:25	Chris [GM]	So I’m going to have… Basil, have you rolled one of these? I think he did.
01:52:23:27	01:52:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did I? What is that?
01:52:25:02	01:52:25:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:52:26:12	01:52:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	Because I think she rolled Jimmy and I rolled Michael Jackson
01:52:29:11	01:52:30:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah
01:52:30:28	01:52:35:01	Chris [GM]	Okay. Eros, why don’t you roll a D8 for me?
01:52:37:26	01:52:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Coming at you. Anything added to this or just a D8?
01:52:41:28	01:52:43:10	Chris [GM]	Just a straight D8.
01:52:43:15	01:52:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	Two.
01:52:44:16	01:52:45:00	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
01:52:48:18	01:52:55:19	Chris [GM]	As you guys are walking towards the Choldreth Mud Wrestling Arena
01:52:56:17	01:53:04:21	Chris [GM]	You start to hear over the loudspeakers just sort of mumbling. You can tell you’re getting closer to some crowd cheering,
01:53:05:09	01:53:13:15	Chris [GM]	and immediately right in front of you falls a body and just lands right in from you.
01:53:13:21	01:53:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	Is it is it a children?
01:53:15:24	01:53:16:29	Chris [GM]	It is not a shoulder.
01:53:17:07	01:53:24:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, hey! Okay, can I get a perception check to see who this person is?
01:53:17:28	01:53:18:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is it?
01:53:22:22	01:53:25:22	Chris [GM]	Absolutely. Let’s see if you recognize them.
01:53:26:10	01:53:27:20	Steve [Nortle]	creature in the shell
01:53:28:04	01:53:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to need some help with that.
01:53:30:26	01:53:32:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh! Help your buddy!
01:53:32:17	01:53:35:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, yes,
01:53:34:13	01:53:35:14	Steve [Nortle]	Twenty-two
01:53:35:17	01:53:38:13	Chris [GM]	Okay. Nordle gasps.
01:53:39:14	01:53:44:28	Chris [GM]	And you recognize him immediately. It is Nick Dagger.
01:53:48:04	01:53:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	Why does this guy look like a skeleton?
01:53:51:12	01:53:52:17	Chris [GM]	Hold on a sec.
01:53:54:05	01:54:04:15	Chris [GM]	Where is Nick Dagger? Where would he be? I’ll be right in the ends. Oh, oh! I put it to sleep.
01:54:00:19	01:54:01:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s in the Ns.
01:54:05:04	01:54:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	M-N Probably next to Michael Jackson
01:54:13:22	01:54:14:26	Chris [GM]	Find him real quick here.
01:54:18:12	01:54:22:07	Brin [Basil]	does he like hit the ground when he hurt
01:54:24:27	01:54:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	the kiss of life, Nordal
01:54:25:17	01:54:26:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
01:54:31:02	01:54:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	That would be a twelve as I go up to
01:54:36:24	01:54:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	better
01:54:37:13	01:54:38:25	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh
01:54:38:11	01:54:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	That was swoppy
01:54:38:28	01:54:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	very, no very dry very very dry
01:54:41:13	01:54:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay
01:54:44:15	01:54:46:03	Chris [GM]	There he is.
01:54:44:27	01:54:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh
01:54:47:06	01:54:54:04	Chris [GM]	nick dagger falls right in front of you smacks slaps down oh he’s a bard
01:54:51:01	01:54:51:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Gross dude
01:54:54:04	01:55:03:00	Chris [GM]	slaps right down in front deem and is dead dies immediately upon the impact
01:54:54:07	01:54:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	No
01:54:56:20	01:55:01:00	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh
01:54:58:22	01:55:01:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh Oh, man.
01:54:59:24	01:55:00:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s dead
01:55:03:17	01:55:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Someone needs to get rid of this or I’m going to jail.
01:55:08:00	01:55:10:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve been through this before. It doesn’t turn out well.
01:55:11:11	01:55:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	carry him.
01:55:12:20	01:55:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right.
01:55:14:15	01:55:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	11 o’clock. Okay. Mark this on your calendars, my friends. 11 o’, Nick Dagger dead? I’m gonna check these polls real quick.
01:55:20:26	01:55:22:28	Brin [Basil]	dead nigg dagger
01:55:24:08	01:55:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	Just like, you know, I’m doing the time-of-death thing that hospitals do, right? You’re like, time-to-death, magically screaming that into the ether to see what Alterates does
01:55:34:29	01:55:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I just check to see if he has anything on it?
01:55:39:01	01:55:40:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Good thorough search.
01:55:41:18	01:55:46:21	Chris [GM]	but i will count that as a bad deed because you’re stealing from a dead body.
01:55:47:27	01:55:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	do it all the time that’s all we do is take things from
01:55:50:03	01:55:54:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m checking for information! I didn’t take anything, I’m just checking.
01:55:51:13	01:55:52:25	Brin [Basil]	like
01:55:54:14	01:55:56:07	Chris [GM]	It’s still wrong to do that.
01:55:57:17	01:56:00:26	Brin [Basil]	We are a fancy girl that’s why he is a boy
01:55:57:18	01:55:59:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:55:57:18	01:56:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	we are in a fantasy realm spoils
01:55:59:03	01:56:02:13	Chris [GM]	We are in the fairgrounds, you’re not in a battle.
01:56:02:08	01:56:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not trying to steal from him like if there’s anything evidence
01:56:03:15	01:56:09:02	Chris [GM]	All I’m saying is people are going to see you rummaging a dead body in the middle of a
01:56:09:04	01:56:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	only 13 inches tall
01:56:11:04	01:56:20:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I could go up underneath his coat and no one could see me right into his pants climb down his leg
01:56:15:28	01:56:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	into his pockets completely
01:56:15:29	01:56:16:17	Brin [Basil]	gosh
01:56:17:28	01:56:18:19	Steve [Nortle]	Recreate
01:56:19:04	01:56:24:08	Chris [GM]	roll stealth and see how successfully you do this without people noticing if
01:56:20:27	01:56:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	that scene from Alien
01:56:22:12	01:56:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:23:17	01:56:24:25	Brin [Basil]	little bunny
01:56:24:26	01:56:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	pops out
01:56:27:02	01:56:29:18	Chris [GM]	if you are successful I won’t count it as a bad thief
01:56:29:07	01:56:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	since it’s Bazel
01:56:30:26	01:56:32:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	18, bish!
01:56:33:02	01:56:38:13	Chris [GM]	nice, congratulations you are spared from anyone noticing you looting a dead body
01:56:39:01	01:56:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And what do I find?
01:56:42:13	01:56:43:20	Chris [GM]	on Nick Dagger
01:56:43:17	01:56:45:00	Steve [Nortle]	looting what did I get
01:56:48:02	01:56:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I mean
01:56:48:18	01:56:53:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And you guys see some smoke coming out of his pants.
01:56:49:26	01:56:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	There’s something in his pants He’s not all dead
01:56:51:24	01:56:56:19	Brin [Basil]	quite a bit of life going on
01:56:56:17	01:56:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	There’s some life in there Oh
01:56:57:28	01:57:02:12	Steve [Nortle]	hot boxing everywhere I’m learning so much about you
01:56:58:04	01:57:00:09	Brin [Basil]	where did where did you check his pulse
01:56:58:07	01:56:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:00:08	01:57:07:25	Chris [GM]	yeah maybe you guys should do Weekend at Bernie’s kind of thing and make it seem like he is alive people will be less suspicious
01:57:05:17	01:57:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	Rigor mortis Setting in
01:57:07:11	01:57:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	oh Chris can I do a con saving throw to see if i’m still high from my one single serving yeah i
01:57:08:11	01:57:10:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s still warm.
01:57:13:12	01:57:17:12	Chris [GM]	yes absolutely you shouldn’t be by now It’s been over an hour.
01:57:18:08	01:57:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, I don’t know about that.
01:57:19:08	01:57:21:11	Steve [Nortle]	got a dirty 20 so really
01:57:19:28	01:57:22:23	Chris [GM]	You’re good, okay. You’re back to normal and you
01:57:20:10	01:57:21:11	Brin [Basil]	hmm
01:57:23:21	01:57:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s the matter? Is your mouth dry?
01:57:27:08	01:57:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	As you’re in the middle of saying that I cast lesser restoration on you And you are no longer high But you are in his pant So
01:57:33:16	01:57:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And, and I’m 13 in the distance. I poke my head out of his pants.
01:57:36:03	01:57:36:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yes
01:57:40:24	01:57:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Whatcha doing in there?
01:57:42:18	01:57:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I, um…
01:57:44:18	01:57:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	You do know that Nick Dagger is known for never shower like known for it and
01:57:45:28	01:57:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	Hungry!
01:57:50:09	01:57:53:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, I didn’t notice a smell until just recently.
01:57:53:19	01:58:00:22	Chris [GM]	stinky man Very skinny, not so attractive But he does have moves on stage I mean, I’ll give him that
01:57:56:25	01:57:57:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m out.
01:57:57:07	01:57:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like
01:57:59:07	01:58:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can you stop? What did I find?
01:57:59:16	01:58:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	great. It’s like toe jam you just weaseled your way through toe jam
01:58:05:11	01:58:11:28	Chris [GM]	You found dance instructions on a piece of paper written down to remind him the moves he should do on stage.
01:58:12:16	01:58:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	can I have that? They obviously
01:58:14:04	01:58:16:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I throw it in the mud.
01:58:17:13	01:58:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	And we don’t have Michael Jackson with us, let’s see somewhere else
01:58:18:01	01:58:21:10	Brin [Basil]	if we’re performing later we’re going to have to choreograph something
01:58:20:14	01:58:22:18	Chris [GM]	That is a good point, that is a great point.
01:58:23:28	01:58:31:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to pick it up i’m gonna pick it up out of the i’m going to i’m gonna pick It Up Out Of The Mud and I’m
01:58:26:08	01:58:28:05	Chris [GM]	Do you remember what time you found them last time?
01:58:28:19	01:58:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	yourself
01:58:29:01	01:58:30:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I smell like shit. I’ll be back.
01:58:31:28	01:58:38:14	Brin [Basil]	in a cast men on it yeah so yeah like you can read that and everything
01:58:33:29	01:58:37:07	Chris [GM]	On the thing that she crumpled up and stuff? Okay yeah
01:58:34:25	01:58:42:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but my legs up and I’m like licking my leg oh gosh
01:58:37:27	01:58:40:14	Dave [Xeros]	lick it lick it
01:58:38:16	01:58:46:14	Chris [GM]	Alright you have pristine dance instructions and on top of it says Nikki’s special dance moves
01:58:42:19	01:58:54:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
01:58:48:09	01:58:59:21	Brin [Basil]	Can I like oh we don’t know the whole story
01:58:49:23	01:58:52:11	Chris [GM]	and then at the bottom it has got a little heart It says love grandma
01:58:54:18	01:59:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it smells so bad
01:59:01:11	01:59:02:11	Dave [Xeros]	making assumptions
01:59:01:13	01:59:08:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, You Are That’s Usually I’m Gonna Try A Couple I mean Like The Footsteps Like
01:59:04:10	01:59:04:27	Dave [Xeros]	um
01:59:08:20	01:59:10:06	Chris [GM]	Does anyone have speak with your dad?
01:59:11:06	01:59:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	that’s pretty high
01:59:11:15	01:59:12:03	Chris [GM]	Too bad
01:59:13:08	01:59:16:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s a honeysuckle bush over here, so i’m just taking that rubby palm
01:59:15:22	01:59:27:16	Brin [Basil]	did nordal see the direction his body came up like was he thrown from my birth wrestling or something do we know
01:59:28:01	01:59:38:22	Chris [GM]	it was so surprising the start well i don’t think anything noticed uh a direction atlanta just right in front of you i’m surprised none of you thought it was the angel asamir not the asamira who
01:59:39:08	01:59:42:12	Chris [GM]	tv launched up into the sky and eventually had come down
01:59:41:15	01:59:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	it came down
01:59:42:17	01:59:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:59:43:29	01:59:45:07	Dave [Xeros]	that would have been way cooler
01:59:47:11	01:59:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:59:47:28	01:59:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	or Briden one of them he’s
01:59:48:07	01:59:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	some day
01:59:50:19	01:59:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	Brayden Braydan he just jumps up and
01:59:54:23	01:59:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	uh
01:59:56:15	02:00:04:14	Dave [Xeros]	no I take that back it’s only a third level spell for speak of dead but it’s necromancy so I don’t know. Is Zen here? He’d know it.
02:00:05:15	02:00:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there like a call?
02:00:06:29	02:00:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	here in our spleens
02:00:08:09	02:00:10:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Zen! Zenny Wenny!
02:00:10:24	02:00:11:28	Brin [Basil]	my spleen
02:00:11:04	02:00:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	Go, go… You need to find that mirror and turn around and say his name three times and see what happens.
02:00:13:01	02:00:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	My spliggity-splooch!
02:00:15:23	02:00:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
02:00:17:27	02:00:27:13	Chris [GM]	just roll and got a 16 which means the suspicion of people around you are starting to notice that you’re all standing over a dead body.
02:00:18:04	02:00:19:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What if it’s cracked?
02:00:28:06	02:00:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, this guy’s dead! What happened?
02:00:31:28	02:00:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	Police force?
02:00:34:11	02:00:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	Mall cops!
02:00:36:05	02:00:36:25	Chris [GM]	Mall cops!
02:00:37:21	02:00:40:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He smells really bad, he’s been dead for a long time
02:00:40:09	02:00:40:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:00:41:09	02:00:42:03	Brin [Basil]	I’ll start
02:00:41:10	02:00:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	Dynasty hunters? Who else is in charge of authority?
02:00:45:16	02:00:48:00	Brin [Basil]	praying over him like his final rites and stuff
02:00:47:13	02:00:48:09	Chris [GM]	Spinal’s right,
02:00:47:19	02:00:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right. He’s trying to bring him back to life but can anyone cast something to bring in… In fact there’s not a lot of good magic users here Are they all pretty common people, huh?
02:00:57:13	02:00:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	They’re all probably high. Buncha degenerates.
02:00:59:02	02:01:01:13	Chris [GM]	the attendees? Yeah, it’s like
02:00:59:26	02:01:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:01:02:28	02:01:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	Am I right, Basil?
02:01:06:19	02:01:08:16	Dave [Xeros]	Clean that toe jam off.
02:01:09:13	02:01:12:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s clean I smell like a honeysuckle
02:01:13:10	02:01:22:27	Chris [GM]	the crowd attention draws definitely some of the security mall cops over and one of them gets a question what’s going on here?
02:01:22:21	02:01:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	This guy fell out of the sky and landed right in front of us.
02:01:24:26	02:01:33:19	Steve [Nortle]	Right in front of us like… And I’m wearing a Pope hat.
02:01:26:19	02:01:28:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We were just trying to go mud-wrestling.
02:01:28:17	02:01:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	Look at all my groupies. They can totally vouch for me.
02:01:38:16	02:01:40:23	Brin [Basil]	Ask them what they’re wearing. Ask the guards.
02:01:40:01	02:01:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who is it?
02:01:41:08	02:01:42:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:01:44:03	02:01:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	Because that’s the most important thing we found out that we need to ask.
02:01:45:23	02:01:47:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:46:02	02:01:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:01:48:06	02:01:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	We learned something about Falclaw last week.
02:01:48:13	02:01:49:10	Brin [Basil]	We’ll tell you later.
02:01:52:10	02:01:55:17	Chris [GM]	I can only imagine uh
02:01:53:00	02:01:53:27	Brin [Basil]	We’ll we’ll tell you later
02:01:57:04	02:02:06:09	Chris [GM]	I mean to be honest you guys have enough alibis with all of you saying this and your groupies thankfully they were there
02:02:06:09	02:02:16:03	Chris [GM]	the guards obviously recognize it as Nick Dagger and they put up some police tape around the area get chalk lines going
02:02:16:03	02:02:18:14	Chris [GM]	and then they carry Nick Dager off
02:02:24:03	02:02:28:17	Chris [GM]	All right, so you guys will continue on to the children’s motherland wrestling arena.
02:02:29:01	02:02:35:03	Brin [Basil]	and i’m skipping should we should we follow the guards or should we continue to go to
02:02:37:04	02:02:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	these people mud wrestling
02:02:38:16	02:02:41:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, we’re still going mud-wrustling, right?
02:02:46:11	02:02:49:03	Brin [Basil]	chris can i just like fly behind
02:02:49:03	02:03:09:29	Brin [Basil]	them just to see where they like take the body just silent uh
02:02:53:10	02:02:54:02	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah.
02:02:55:15	02:02:57:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah Why don’t you…
02:03:00:05	02:03:00:22	Chris [GM]	Tracking
02:03:02:20	02:03:05:19	Chris [GM]	Survival Yeah, throw me a risk survival check for that
02:03:09:29	02:03:12:03	Brin [Basil]	17.
02:03:12:25	02:03:20:08	Chris [GM]	You fly just sort of hovering behind them And they take him right to the medic tent
02:03:13:06	02:03:13:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
02:03:20:08	02:03:32:01	Chris [GM]	Where you would expect them to go with any sort of treatment or any type of hospital casualties. Nothing suspicious you don’t notice anything foul play or whatever
02:03:25:11	02:03:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	casualties
02:03:32:28	02:03:36:03	Chris [GM]	except for the fact that a dead body just landed in front of you out of color
02:03:34:28	02:03:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	you’re an expert at outplay so you’d know
02:03:40:07	02:03:47:11	Brin [Basil]	it’s hey that my name means a couple of different things okay there’s not just
02:03:41:08	02:03:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look at that one.
02:03:46:10	02:03:50:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mud-Wrestling! Let’s go!
02:03:48:16	02:03:59:20	Chris [GM]	you guys get closer to the small arena You begin to hear over a loud speaker Get ready for the fantastic messy battle Watch as they go head-to-head
02:03:59:20	02:04:09:05	Chris [GM]	In this slippery action-packed match where only the toughest will emerge victorious. Whether you’re here to cheer on your favor or just enjoy the grotesque spectacle,
02:04:09:24	02:04:12:16	Chris [GM]	this evening promises high-energy murder chaos.
02:04:14:05	02:04:24:14	Chris [GM]	And uh… You enter into the main arena. It’s a large oval-shaped pit filled with thick gooey icky mud
02:04:24:14	02:04:30:04	Chris [GM]	that’s been imported straight from the swollen wastes. They spared no expense
02:04:32:29	02:04:39:06	Chris [GM]	ensuring that every grapple, every slam and every maneuver will result in a fantastic sploosh.
02:04:40:13	02:04:51:04	Chris [GM]	Along the perimeter are large screens that project and provide close-up views of the action anime style. It’s a new trend, a new technology
02:04:41:04	02:05:03:08	Brin [Basil]	of
02:04:51:04	02:04:53:08	Chris [GM]	that’s being picked up from Cina Day.
02:04:52:26	02:05:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	listen listen you didn’t patent it but i would start to try to seek recognitions at some point i don’t know how like litigious you are this has happened to me before
02:05:03:18	02:05:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	you always get ahead of this stuff just fyi tapes and other things yeah yeah
02:05:08:25	02:05:11:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If nothing, just make sure that banner is flagged.
02:05:12:11	02:05:19:23	Brin [Basil]	yeah um i’m excited but i don’t see like the uh banner at the bottom with
02:05:19:06	02:05:19:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:05:20:29	02:05:22:03	Chris [GM]	Right, that’s right.
02:05:23:21	02:05:25:06	Chris [GM]	You got a little improvement needed
02:05:24:09	02:05:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	i think if you get ahead of it and you patent this technology you could require them to have that in every projection imagine sports
02:05:34:07	02:05:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Summon Alterius!
02:05:39:10	02:05:48:11	Chris [GM]	you hear it come back on the loudspeaker don’t forget spectators can bet on each event and pay for additional that’s not
02:05:49:22	02:05:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	men act get it right i don’t know you guys have the
02:05:50:27	02:05:54:15	Chris [GM]	spectators get your bets in before the event begins
02:05:57:20	02:06:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	sports almanac but i awarded it at the end of the last session they came on all the scrolls you found one scroll that had all of
02:06:02:02	02:06:02:08	Chris [GM]	hall
02:06:05:15	02:06:12:20	Brin [Basil]	for the last six months
02:06:08:11	02:06:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	the winnings for every single uh like for the last six months i legitimately did that was the one thing
02:06:14:15	02:06:23:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We really did the dates on the scrolls from The Rookery
02:06:17:02	02:06:20:13	Brin [Basil]	oh because that’s how we figured out that we were six months ahead
02:06:22:05	02:06:28:21	Chris [GM]	well unfortunately for you guys this is not a sanctioned sporting event this is like cockfighting so
02:06:29:06	02:06:36:09	Dave [Xeros]	magic it is a magical scroll can I do a contested roll against you
02:06:31:29	02:06:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alterious is taking notes
02:06:35:18	02:06:45:24	Chris [GM]	tell you what actually i will allow this if you can successfully guess everyone’s gonna roll randomly then yeah you know exactly what the almanac says but i don’t even know what you guys are gonna roll
02:06:46:18	02:06:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	consult the almanac
02:06:48:14	02:06:53:17	Brin [Basil]	i’m gonna browse for like any like mud wrestling celebrities at least maybe there’s something in
02:06:53:17	02:07:04:08	Brin [Basil]	here that’s like he’s famous we better vote we better yeah yep and
02:06:57:26	02:07:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	to hinge our bets on who might win
02:07:02:03	02:07:11:28	Chris [GM]	names pop up uh famous children who are known for excellent
02:07:11:28	02:07:21:07	Chris [GM]	mud wrestling one of them is big maja jaja and another one is a tiny dancer feet
02:07:22:00	02:07:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	I was hoping El Taco Libre Was going to be here
02:07:28:28	02:07:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	I remember seeing him in the commons at one point
02:07:33:04	02:07:37:19	Brin [Basil]	like ranked like globally or like Kareas or something
02:07:39:16	02:07:48:09	Chris [GM]	these are well -known like people that came to the arena today will definitely be placing bets on those two names for sure.
02:07:50:04	02:07:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	Got it
02:07:51:22	02:07:53:01	Brin [Basil]	Maja and tiny dancer
02:07:53:19	02:07:55:18	Chris [GM]	Big Maja Jaja and
02:07:54:14	02:07:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna make my way over to the betting booth
02:07:57:02	02:08:06:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i’m standing in line to sign up to fight yeah and i i get it and i get a and i give up to the line and they’re like
02:08:02:05	02:08:02:20	Steve [Nortle]	her
02:08:03:01	02:08:04:17	Chris [GM]	it’s Choldreth Mud Wrestling
02:08:06:08	02:08:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m so sorry we have a height requirement of at least 18 inches
02:08:09:28	02:08:11:28	Brin [Basil]	can we cast
02:08:10:25	02:08:11:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah,
02:08:13:18	02:08:20:12	Brin [Basil]	minor illusion on them and make them look like oh, the groupies I was thinking of these guys
02:08:16:29	02:08:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	The rupees?
02:08:19:26	02:08:21:21	Chris [GM]	On the curve piece.
02:08:20:24	02:08:22:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:08:21:17	02:08:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	No This is what I’m going to do then
02:08:26:27	02:08:28:22	Chris [GM]	for this sort of thing? I’m not 100% sure
02:08:27:12	02:08:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah yeah you she will completely look like a troll okay this is what I’m gonna do I’m going to cast enlarged reduce. You’re gonna get enlarged so
02:08:31:16	02:08:31:28	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:08:39:01	02:08:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	you go from, well your small character it’s medium right? So you’re back you actually bigger you’re a medium level character
02:08:45:21	02:08:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	so you’re five or six feet tall yeah so you are medium size then And I will cast, yeah. I’ll cast Disguised Person to completely make you a children.
02:08:48:05	02:08:50:20	Chris [GM]	Toldrith are about medium-sized monsters, yeah.
02:08:57:22	02:09:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	And then I’m going to require you To be called El Taco Libre
02:09:02:22	02:09:03:06	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
02:09:04:07	02:09:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	And I am going to stitch together really quick Just like a mask Like a luchador mask for you To wear Just so I can tell which one’s you
02:09:10:00	02:09:11:19	Steve [Nortle]	A luchador mask.
02:09:19:28	02:09:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	Perfect,
02:09:20:01	02:09:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	Perfect Done And You still do have your gauntlets on But it’s disguised
02:09:26:28	02:09:34:07	Chris [GM]	Very nice. Okay. Well done, well done. Okay, so she is now looking for toldrith from standing as the Lutra
02:09:29:13	02:09:30:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	freaking go
02:09:34:07	02:09:45:14	Chris [GM]	Leoga mascot and the gauntlets remain because of this you guys can successfully enter her into the Mudwrestling competition, you get to use
02:09:45:14	02:09:49:01	Chris [GM]	Basil’s stats against the children.
02:09:47:18	02:09:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	against the children excellent what do you need us to do to sell her in
02:09:49:15	02:09:56:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok and before we before we go into this I’m gonna put some gems in my
02:09:57:02	02:09:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	in your gauntlets
02:09:58:29	02:10:10:01	Chris [GM]	So, the ticket booth or not the ticket but the betting booth, the sign-up table is there available for you as you guys
02:10:04:22	02:10:05:28	Steve [Nortle]	The sign-up table.
02:10:10:25	02:10:15:22	Chris [GM]	get into the arena. You also see the announcer pull that up real quick
02:10:17:02	02:10:19:19	Chris [GM]	announcer is up on
02:10:20:23	02:10:29:25	Chris [GM]	The stage above, over the arena. You see
02:10:36:28	02:10:38:26	Chris [GM]	Ringo Shard
02:10:41:14	02:10:43:00	Chris [GM]	Ringo shard
02:10:45:27	02:10:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in…I only have two sapphires so I’m going to put both my
02:10:50:29	02:10:59:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sapphire’s in my left hand. So if i have 2 sapphire it’s a plus -2 cross damage
02:10:53:02	02:10:55:07	Chris [GM]	What did the sapphires in the way
02:11:05:04	02:11:14:28	Chris [GM]	Okay Let’s see how that works There he is, Ring of Shard Up on the podium That’s my best Ringo star impression I can do guys
02:11:10:14	02:11:13:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	opals on this side no no
02:11:14:22	02:11:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Opal’s on this side, Sapphire is on the side. I can only use one at a time
02:11:22:11	02:11:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My opals are kind of like they’re more reactive if that makes sense Yes
02:11:28:03	02:11:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	well of force will push back very cool um yeah okay how do i convince them I mean, she looks like a bad-age Holdrith.
02:11:38:03	02:11:38:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
02:11:38:26	02:11:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s bouncing a little bit, though. Strangely bouncy.
02:11:40:05	02:11:44:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, strangely light. I’ll go up and talk to them.
02:11:43:11	02:11:45:02	Steve [Nortle]	Light on our many, many feet.
02:11:45:08	02:11:55:28	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you head over to the sign-up table. And as you glance on the table, you’re going to see that there are a few names available for you
02:11:55:28	02:11:59:27	Chris [GM]	to place bets on it. You see Big Maja Jaja.
02:12:00:29	02:12:07:19	Chris [GM]	You see Tiny Dance Feet. As you guys write in The Almanac, you recognize that name?
02:12:09:29	02:12:16:27	Chris [GM]	I just remembered that you guys technically shouldn’t have that because all your items were set at the beginning of this.
02:12:17:04	02:12:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	They came back from that reset.
02:12:20:15	02:12:31:02	Chris [GM]	you’re not the one who gets to make that call so I will see but we’ll allow for this thing or whatever technically when the dream loop resets only got what you got when you guys came
02:12:22:15	02:12:24:09	Dave [Xeros]	I was the DM last week.
02:12:25:12	02:12:40:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We make
02:12:31:02	02:12:33:06	Chris [GM]	but, that’s fine
02:12:31:08	02:12:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
02:12:33:05	02:12:35:05	Brin [Basil]	It slipped through the cracks in the…
02:12:35:17	02:12:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	it’s dream time not time, it’s Dreamloop
02:12:40:15	02:12:41:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the rules around here
02:12:40:24	02:12:47:06	Brin [Basil]	oh dream weaver he didn’t even hear it
02:12:44:24	02:12:54:17	Chris [GM]	there’s another troller named Gangsta’s Purgatory and then a last minute entry Amla
02:12:48:20	02:12:49:14	Dave [Xeros]	No, all right.
02:12:50:28	02:12:52:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you guys gonna bet on me?
02:12:56:23	02:12:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	Amla, The Childreth?
02:12:58:00	02:13:02:01	Chris [GM]	as a contender in the shoulder of mud wrestling.
02:13:01:04	02:13:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	he’s going to fight with the word of
02:13:05:24	02:13:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	in religion? It seems like mud wrestling might be just literally too dirty quota verse
02:13:10:11	02:13:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Might be a sin
02:13:12:22	02:13:14:05	Dave [Xeros]	on how he’s gonna preach
02:13:17:02	02:13:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	throw a punch
02:13:19:14	02:13:21:29	Brin [Basil]	idios actually back in his day
02:13:24:00	02:13:24:19	Steve [Nortle]	Mudwrestler
02:13:25:07	02:13:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	a couple punches
02:13:25:28	02:13:32:07	Brin [Basil]	he used to do that he was really strong you know that game where you put your feet together and then pull off a stick
02:13:31:23	02:13:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	god wait
02:13:34:02	02:13:34:15	Brin [Basil]	dominated
02:13:35:27	02:13:36:28	Brin [Basil]	the stick bite
02:13:38:15	02:13:40:29	Brin [Basil]	which is kind of same tier as my wrestling
02:13:41:11	02:13:48:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he did you like fighting a little bit give me a pamphlet
02:13:48:25	02:13:48:28	Chris [GM]	kind
02:13:50:12	02:14:04:28	Brin [Basil]	a little biography pamphlet we finally
02:13:50:22	02:13:58:13	Dave [Xeros]	You do realize you do realize that he fought in the battle against the Forgotten now
02:13:59:11	02:14:08:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no I didn’t know that and up in up until up until today
02:14:00:22	02:14:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay Wow All right.
02:14:04:28	02:14:05:16	Brin [Basil]	found her
02:14:05:07	02:14:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	How do I get El Taco Livre in there?
02:14:08:03	02:14:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i thought he was called idiot oh my bad what’s
02:14:09:17	02:14:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, idiots.
02:14:12:14	02:14:19:06	Chris [GM]	up… And I’m assuming she’s right next to you? You walk up to the sign-in booth, and
02:14:15:00	02:14:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:14:20:16	02:14:27:16	Chris [GM]	the attendee there completely freaks out. Oh, my gosh. What is she doing out of its cage? How?
02:14:27:22	02:14:38:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what noise do spiders make damn
02:14:27:28	02:14:34:15	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay. I have a spell cast on her right now. She just follows me around.
02:14:30:26	02:14:33:02	Chris [GM]	It seems she seemed very skeptical.
02:14:36:28	02:14:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	They just kind of do the chittering with the teeth.
02:14:41:22	02:14:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay? No, I got it handled. I do want to enter her into the mud wrestling competition though. uh she has come in a couple of the lightweight battles done really well
02:14:53:03	02:14:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s about time to get her up a notch
02:14:55:19	02:15:02:25	Chris [GM]	She’s like first off freaked out. Patroller says outside of the cage walking around in daylight and very skeptical
02:15:00:08	02:15:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	oh it’s okay I’ll get her in a cage if I need to but I’m just telling you I got a handle
02:15:02:25	02:15:10:08	Chris [GM]	and she says a lot of these are already pre -vetted.
02:15:10:08	02:15:16:12	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if we can just allow anyone to sign up at enter or allow anything.
02:15:15:06	02:15:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	can I make a
02:15:16:26	02:15:22:01	Brin [Basil]	i can i cast charm person with they think maybe my last spell slot
02:15:19:19	02:15:20:07	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah.
02:15:22:03	02:15:22:17	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:15:23:19	02:15:29:09	Brin [Basil]	um and uh you want to give your fans the show right that’s what they’re here for
02:15:31:23	02:15:35:03	Chris [GM]	There’s a charmed person there’s no contesting being made of a charred person right?
02:15:35:01	02:15:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	charm person is one humanoid yeah they have to make
02:15:38:24	02:15:41:27	Brin [Basil]	wisdom saving throw beat 14 right
02:15:40:29	02:15:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	thinking yeah depends on what your save is
02:15:41:27	02:15:56:25	Brin [Basil]	I also
02:15:42:17	02:15:42:23	Chris [GM]	Okay
02:15:46:14	02:15:50:01	Chris [GM]	Sick Alright that’s a nine so Nice
02:15:48:16	02:15:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	alright
02:15:49:12	02:15:51:22	Steve [Nortle]	don’t forget to roll for wild surge
02:15:52:25	02:15:54:01	Chris [GM]	Thank you
02:15:53:29	02:15:54:18	Dave [Xeros]	she’s my
02:15:56:25	02:15:57:05	Brin [Basil]	got a 9
02:15:57:04	02:16:07:26	Chris [GM]	Hey alright You notice the attendee definitely eases and calms down because she sees that you guys are calm too for some reason not doing anything but just
02:16:08:04	02:16:11:06	Chris [GM]	sitting politely Strangely
02:16:13:08	02:16:16:28	Chris [GM]	And she seems to turn her attention To you
02:16:19:20	02:16:22:00	Chris [GM]	What were you saying?
02:16:28:26	02:16:33:01	Brin [Basil]	there’s more to life than mud wrestling letting
02:16:32:26	02:16:34:15	Chris [GM]	He’s taking us the other direction
02:16:35:28	02:16:39:01	Brin [Basil]	I mean
02:16:40:16	02:16:48:24	Brin [Basil]	listen we want to help you enhance the experience of all your guests and you
02:16:48:24	02:16:54:20	Brin [Basil]	but I want to give you something more than just
02:16:49:08	02:16:50:20	Chris [GM]	already have our big giant screens
02:16:56:01	02:16:59:03	Brin [Basil]	fans and people who live.
02:16:58:00	02:17:01:24	Chris [GM]	I know it came from Cina Day It’s a new technology What?
02:17:01:27	02:17:03:06	Brin [Basil]	I invented those
02:17:02:26	02:17:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	it the uh the uh
02:17:03:05	02:17:04:21	Chris [GM]	You invented The new
02:17:11:21	02:17:12:07	Chris [GM]	Animatron
02:17:13:16	02:17:16:15	Dave [Xeros]	animatron no no you forgot the foul clause
02:17:15:29	02:17:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Amatron
02:17:16:15	02:17:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	foul clause anime drop yep yeah the
02:17:20:25	02:17:26:02	Chris [GM]	them they should be named after your falcon charmed lovely to meet you and she
02:17:28:25	02:17:30:29	Chris [GM]	you’re trying person you have to act like a fancy person
02:17:29:14	02:17:39:14	Brin [Basil]	Now, I don’t want to get into legalities or anything but what I noticed on your screen is that we’re lacking the official
02:17:39:29	02:17:51:00	Brin [Basil]	banner, copyright banner of The Church of Idiots which we don’t want to yeah can we get that up on the screens here for the rest of the day let me make that
02:17:40:09	02:17:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Emblem
02:17:43:19	02:17:46:07	Chris [GM]	oh i’m so sorry i am so so sorry
02:17:50:17	02:18:00:27	Chris [GM]	i’m not in charge of the screens and i’m running it but i’ll tell you what for our little faux pas? Maybe we’ll let this little children slide into you.
02:18:02:26	02:18:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	already started to write her name
02:18:02:29	02:18:04:24	Chris [GM]	For a fee, of course.
02:18:06:12	02:18:08:17	Chris [GM]	Well, the interest fee is 20 gold pieces.
02:18:10:29	02:18:12:20	Chris [GM]	Money has no meaning in this game.
02:18:12:10	02:18:15:28	Dave [Xeros]	know i am i’m going to distort value
02:18:17:09	02:18:18:05	Chris [GM]	That’s a first.
02:18:18:05	02:18:22:11	Dave [Xeros]	I think I should get a good deed point for that, just that one thing.
02:18:21:13	02:18:22:12	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:18:22:03	02:18:23:12	Chris [GM]	No, absolutely not.
02:18:23:25	02:18:25:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros, do you believe in me?
02:18:25:21	02:18:30:18	Chris [GM]	these are good deeds that Wolfgang thinks is a good idea or a good deed thing, right?
02:18:30:03	02:18:36:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’m gonna slide the 20 pieces of gold and I am also going to make a… Second.
02:18:37:21	02:18:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m doing a 3 ,000 gold piece bet on El Taco Libre.
02:18:49:29	02:18:59:13	Brin [Basil]	know who she’s fighting yet no i just don’t wanted her amla i mean amla is in the lineup
02:18:51:06	02:18:51:18	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
02:18:52:22	02:18:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	You doubt the El Taco Libbre?
02:18:57:02	02:19:02:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What the hell man I’m a knocker out
02:18:59:13	02:19:10:15	Brin [Basil]	this is like karate kid that was what’s happening
02:19:00:15	02:19:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s okay.
02:19:05:23	02:19:06:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:19:11:09	02:19:12:16	Brin [Basil]	sweep the leg
02:19:14:21	02:19:16:18	Brin [Basil]	I am his coach technically
02:19:16:14	02:19:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	are his coach yeah yeah i’m almost here sweep it
02:19:18:04	02:19:19:17	Brin [Basil]	I gotta go find him
02:19:31:03	02:19:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	this game goes so differently than Chris
02:19:31:20	02:19:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to
02:19:32:06	02:19:36:11	Brin [Basil]	sweep the eight legs sweep the 8 legs
02:19:34:25	02:19:40:29	Chris [GM]	I love it is fantastic. It’s so much better than I could have ever even made it. Okay.
02:19:42:05	02:19:43:21	Chris [GM]	Each of you this is how it’s going to work.
02:19:44:27	02:19:54:08	Chris [GM]	So Basil, you’re gonna play yourself obviously the rest of you will take control of one of the children
02:19:56:19	02:19:57:18	Chris [GM]	write down
02:19:59:25	02:20:01:01	Chris [GM]	stat numbers for me
02:20:02:12	02:20:05:13	Chris [GM]	okay children have strength
02:20:07:02	02:20:18:28	Chris [GM]	plus 1 that’s all that really matters a dex of plus 3 a constitution of plus 1 an intelligence
02:20:18:28	02:20:29:11	Chris [GM]	of plus 0 a wisdom of plus 2 surprisingly and that’s true charisma of zero
02:20:26:06	02:20:26:27	Dave [Xeros]	can get converted
02:20:30:02	02:20:38:04	Chris [GM]	plus zero. So everyone’s got those stats with them? Okay, awesome. Basil you’ll be using your own
02:20:36:02	02:20:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	is it just the monster stat block okay yeah I got the stat block do
02:20:39:19	02:20:49:05	Chris [GM]	It is, yep it’s just a monster stat but all you need is the stat block. You don’t need anything No, they don’t have any actions or anything for the way this is going to work
02:20:42:23	02:20:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	do they have daggers okay so they okay so they don’t have like spellcasting the web or anything like that okay just the stats
02:20:51:08	02:21:02:17	Chris [GM]	Nope, nothing like that Yep So the way that the arena battle works I understand perfectly Excellent Okay So each of you will be assigned one of these
02:21:02:17	02:21:10:15	Chris [GM]	children you’ll be controlling that one as just to make it uh so the randomness
02:21:08:23	02:21:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	we get to like have our like wwe style intro okay cool associated with that
02:21:14:22	02:21:26:03	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah so and and there will be advantages or disadvantages blessed to you for how great so i’ll tell you the mud wrestling rules real quick
02:21:28:13	02:21:37:25	Dave [Xeros]	be worth losing the 3 000 gold all right
02:21:30:02	02:21:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:21:31:23	02:21:40:13	Chris [GM]	the children’s mud wrestling rules the match is best three out of five rounds with a possible knockout
02:21:43:22	02:21:53:11	Chris [GM]	contestants choose any ability and it’s modifier plus one or plus three for example as their fighting style for each round
02:21:53:16	02:21:58:01	Chris [GM]	this is very similar to the chase mechanic session
02:21:53:24	02:21:54:09	Dave [Xeros]	Got it.
02:22:01:05	02:22:09:09	Chris [GM]	Players cannot use the same ability two rounds in a row. So strategically, you can choose which one you feel like works best.
02:22:08:17	02:22:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	Who has to, how do you like announce this? Because if she’s saying I’m going to use strength and I’m going to say okay, I’m gonna counter that with whatever. Right? How do we want to do that?
02:22:20:02	02:22:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	Do we want a like…
02:22:20:20	02:22:25:28	Chris [GM]	I would say we’ll roll an initiative and yep,
02:22:23:27	02:22:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Ooh! And then they have… Okay. Yeah. It’s a stacked initiative.
02:22:26:28	02:22:35:00	Chris [GM]	you’ll announce it when you make your move so there’s advantages to not going first.
02:22:31:04	02:22:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:22:37:04	02:22:40:13	Steve [Nortle]	Dex is the plus three is the initiative bonus for
02:22:41:04	02:22:42:11	Chris [GM]	Good to know. Thank you.
02:22:43:15	02:22:47:00	Dave [Xeros]	And could we just make sure that Falclaw has to fight him?
02:22:47:00	02:22:50:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah absolutely 100%. There’s no question about that.
02:22:48:19	02:22:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:22:49:03	02:22:51:24	Brin [Basil]	Shut up.
02:22:53:04	02:23:02:11	Chris [GM]	Players will describe and roleplay the action they plan on using during the rounds. And should it be cool enough or inspiring enough,
02:23:02:16	02:23:12:06	Chris [GM]	you’ll be granted an inspiration point for creativity with exceptional player descriptions. But those inspiration points can only be used
02:23:10:13	02:23:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	Loosen up.
02:23:12:06	02:23:14:22	Chris [GM]	during the Troll of Mudrest competition.
02:23:15:24	02:23:19:13	Chris [GM]	Players will roll against each other. Higher number wins the round.
02:23:17:15	02:23:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	ties do what?
02:23:20:14	02:23:20:17	Chris [GM]	Okay?
02:23:22:09	02:23:23:20	Chris [GM]	I did not think about that.
02:23:24:13	02:23:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	Just re-roll.
02:23:25:12	02:23:29:18	Chris [GM]	Well, it’s a five round thing. So if it needs it in the end then
02:23:30:08	02:23:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	Otherwise it’s just a draw.
02:23:31:16	02:23:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	So it’ll be like, It’s like soccer.
02:23:34:13	02:23:35:29	Chris [GM]	although I don’t think we should
02:23:35:09	02:23:41:02	Brin [Basil]	A shootout.
02:23:36:25	02:23:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah,
02:23:37:23	02:23:38:20	Chris [GM]	We’ll have a
02:23:40:22	02:23:41:18	Dave [Xeros]	A shootout?
02:23:41:18	02:23:43:25	Chris [GM]	shootout or an overtime.
02:23:43:29	02:23:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	All right
02:23:45:05	02:23:45:21	Chris [GM]	Cool.
02:23:48:20	02:23:59:28	Chris [GM]	A critical hit or a win by more than 5 points is a possible knockout. During your contested rolls If one is five or more, it’s a possible knockout.
02:23:55:06	02:23:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
02:24:00:19	02:24:05:21	Chris [GM]	The loser making a con save to avoid being rendered unconscious.
02:24:06:10	02:24:11:15	Dave [Xeros]	So the constitution is only a plus one across the board for both
02:24:06:16	02:24:15:23	Chris [GM]	So if they save on the con roll for whatever you’re told their stats is yet. Except Basil who has an all-in.
02:24:19:04	02:24:30:23	Chris [GM]	Either DC equal to the knockout roll Or we’ll do just our standard DC 15 attack.
02:24:32:10	02:24:43:16	Chris [GM]	Cool? between rounds, players can choose to make an additional ability roll to try and gain an advantage in the next round. For example you could do a charisma
02:24:43:16	02:24:47:20	Chris [GM]	roll and this doesn’t count for your using the round things as additional
02:24:48:02	02:24:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s a flat roll of zero
02:24:49:29	02:24:59:19	Chris [GM]	it’s a flat roll of zero yep so you would roll for intimidation for charisma or a sleight of hand roll maybe slipping a rock into the glove unnoticed
02:24:59:19	02:25:07:27	Chris [GM]	or something like that um basil because he so cleverly gave you their gauntlets disguised
02:25:07:27	02:25:14:19	Chris [GM]	you will always have that as an option to if you use the gauntlet’s that will always be an advantage
02:25:17:18	02:25:22:10	Steve [Nortle]	gain the advantage we do the roll and if we hit 15 or higher than huzzah
02:25:23:06	02:25:30:14	Chris [GM]	however if you fail you will be rolling a disadvantage during the round exactly Yep. Cool?
02:25:26:21	02:25:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	Because you get caught trying to cheat Yeah This makes sense
02:25:31:23	02:25:38:07	Chris [GM]	Awesome, an unsuccessful attempt. Right, disadvantage of the roll. A knockout wins automatically, otherwise it’s first to win three or five rounds.
02:25:40:11	02:25:40:25	Chris [GM]	Question.
02:25:43:19	02:25:50:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the, what do we have to roll to get the special ability? 15.
02:25:48:26	02:25:49:22	Chris [GM]	DC 15.
02:25:51:28	02:25:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	four of us combating at the same time were redoing like a
02:25:55:01	02:26:05:20	Chris [GM]	No, we’re going to do one-on-one like a turner. Yep, exactly. Yep, very cool. So that’s where initiative role will come into play. Top two will go first and then move the other two.
02:25:57:26	02:26:08:04	Steve [Nortle]	tournament well it’s
02:26:04:17	02:26:08:22	Dave [Xeros]	is it single round elimination like we’ll fight against one thing and then we move up
02:26:08:04	02:26:14:26	Steve [Nortle]	three out of i mean is yeah so it’s the three out of five my match will be three out of five one two three four five
02:26:16:04	02:26:25:09	Chris [GM]	And then you move up. Yep, and then we’ll have a final. Well it’s those… Are you saying
02:26:17:21	02:26:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay so how long is the spread at the bottom
02:26:25:24	02:26:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	well yeah I’m saying contestants but if we have a winner for example Falclaw wins against Almela and I win against whoever then we go up here or is it just across
02:26:36:01	02:26:36:11	Chris [GM]	that again
02:26:37:11	02:26:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	would it be single round elimination where if you start with 10, you go up. You go up and go up
02:26:44:09	02:26:46:04	Chris [GM]	So we’ll have a Final win.
02:26:44:25	02:26:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m sinking
02:26:45:26	02:26:55:17	Steve [Nortle]	now are we supposed to be one of the names that you already listed oh so we gotta pick that okay um i didn’t write those down give me those names one more time
02:26:57:02	02:27:02:04	Brin [Basil]	Maja Jaja and Tiny Dancer. And Amla.
02:26:59:02	02:27:03:16	Chris [GM]	Tiny Dancer Feet Amla and Gangsta
02:27:01:25	02:27:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so I’m going to be Gangsta’s Purgatory.
02:27:06:19	02:27:11:26	Chris [GM]	Who would you like to be? Tiny Dancers Feet. Excellent Your Taco Libre
02:27:07:09	02:27:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s my name again? El Macho Taco
02:27:08:02	02:27:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	Tiny Dancer feet
02:27:09:21	02:27:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	Taco Libre.
02:27:11:06	02:27:12:27	Dave [Xeros]	El Taco Livre
02:27:13:08	02:27:13:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Libre
02:27:14:09	02:27:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	Libre
02:27:15:29	02:27:17:29	Steve [Nortle]	Gangsta what? Purgatore?
02:27:19:02	02:27:24:02	Chris [GM]	you will be Amla that leaves big Maja Jaja for me
02:27:25:09	02:27:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	Amla? That’s awesome
02:27:25:21	02:27:28:20	Chris [GM]	You’re going to be rolling for Amla
02:27:25:25	02:27:27:13	Brin [Basil]	Nobody took him!
02:27:30:23	02:27:31:09	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
02:27:31:11	02:27:33:07	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah. Okay.
02:27:32:07	02:27:37:25	Chris [GM]	Awesome Okay You hear from the announcer
02:27:32:18	02:27:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	You know who’s going to take him
02:27:33:09	02:27:35:08	Steve [Nortle]	I believe it’s Pugatory, yeah.
02:27:36:00	02:28:00:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rolled
02:27:39:13	02:27:44:10	Chris [GM]	yelling up over the car I’m about to start this show
02:27:47:11	02:27:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah!
02:27:49:11	02:27:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve been spending most of my life waiting for this to begin.
02:27:49:29	02:27:59:15	Brin [Basil]	We add plus 3 to this, you said Chris?
02:27:54:12	02:27:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to lose yourself in the movement
02:27:54:16	02:27:55:21	Chris [GM]	Let’s roll initiative
02:28:00:10	02:28:06:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a nat 20 25 on initiative Bitches! Isn’t that what it was? We were rolling initiative, right?
02:28:00:19	02:28:01:08	Brin [Basil]	Whoa.
02:28:05:16	02:28:09:24	Brin [Basil]	Uh, I got a 22 It’s
02:28:07:19	02:28:13:02	Chris [GM]	yeah geez okay so you two are going first, you third
02:28:08:25	02:28:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 20.
02:28:11:06	02:28:12:21	Dave [Xeros]	You add
02:28:13:04	02:28:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, let me jot these down.
02:28:14:14	02:28:15:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	25.
02:28:16:24	02:28:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	I got four.
02:28:19:14	02:28:22:15	Chris [GM]	eight so you’re going up against big Maja Jaja
02:28:22:16	02:28:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	Alright big manja jaja take these tiny feet
02:28:22:21	02:28:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:28:23:11	02:28:23:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:28:25:02	02:28:33:29	Steve [Nortle]	all right uh give me those numbers again it was 22 for you 25 i was 20 chris
02:28:33:29	02:28:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	you were eight yeah so
02:28:36:08	02:28:42:12	Dave [Xeros]	if you were to add my 4 plus 3 would be 7 but you had three teams okay
02:28:41:01	02:28:43:09	Chris [GM]	I did add three with my roll of five yep
02:28:42:26	02:28:53:21	Steve [Nortle]	okay so the the first one is going to be those two, and then you and me. And then
02:28:43:16	02:28:44:22	Dave [Xeros]	so yeah I got seven
02:28:52:08	02:28:52:22	Chris [GM]	yes
02:28:53:21	02:28:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	Dave is going against…
02:28:56:02	02:28:57:26	Chris [GM]	oh yeah that’s not an even number huh
02:28:58:10	02:29:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	get bi -week or does Basil
02:29:03:18	02:29:04:17	Chris [GM]	well interestingly
02:29:04:28	02:29:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	you’d usually have, like, your pole position. That person would be already up one level.
02:29:09:17	02:29:10:20	Chris [GM]	do it that way if that makes sense
02:29:10:08	02:29:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right? Tiny Dancer Feet is going to take a step back.
02:29:11:03	02:29:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:29:14:04	02:29:18:29	Chris [GM]	As we read in the Almanac Tiny Dance Feet was well known amongst the land
02:29:19:21	02:29:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	Tiny Dancers Feet sticks his feet up in the air
02:29:21:23	02:29:23:12	Steve [Nortle]	All of them and they just dance.
02:29:23:11	02:29:23:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:25:00	02:29:27:19	Dave [Xeros]	dances around like this, just cursing and chitters
02:29:27:19	02:29:31:00	Chris [GM]	Now I will say that all the as you
02:29:32:22	02:29:42:24	Chris [GM]	Falklaw and Basil and Nortle and Arrow, you guys take a seat in the stands. You guys are enjoying the show. You put bets down on El Taco Livre
02:29:37:13	02:29:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	Right.
02:29:41:23	02:29:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	on El Taco Libre.
02:29:42:24	02:29:46:12	Chris [GM]	and you guys are there to enjoy the show so
02:29:49:13	02:29:59:22	Chris [GM]	you are now going to be assuming the characters The announcer comes on Yes, absolutely In this
02:29:54:02	02:29:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	Can we cheer them on?
02:29:57:12	02:29:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:29:59:22	02:30:08:19	Chris [GM]	corner we’ve got our first contestant And he points over to the light First time sign in
02:30:08:19	02:30:13:24	Chris [GM]	fresh ready for the fight El Taco Livre
02:30:14:17	02:30:16:09	Dave [Xeros]	Taco! EL TACO!
02:30:17:12	02:30:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my sister! I mean, uh… Who said that?
02:30:18:18	02:30:23:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m going to do jump up crazy high and do a double front flip and land.
02:30:23:19	02:30:25:15	Chris [GM]	Awesome, awesome.
02:30:26:04	02:30:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	and then hit the ground with wall of force
02:30:28:23	02:30:29:08	Chris [GM]	Now
02:30:29:05	02:30:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes! Like a wall of mud as we go and ripple across
02:30:34:21	02:30:35:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh gosh.
02:30:34:24	02:30:36:01	Chris [GM]	to gain advantage
02:30:37:29	02:30:44:11	Chris [GM]	roll performance for that using your own stats I guess Basil’s not in the crowd
02:30:38:21	02:30:39:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
02:30:39:12	02:30:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It was on here… No it was 10 I clicked that thing
02:30:50:12	02:31:00:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I always do that. It’s 10, and i’m just gonna go like this
02:30:52:04	02:30:59:09	Chris [GM]	Okay so unfortunately when you try to do straight on your face The mud still slid and did that thing that you described, but
02:31:00:13	02:31:05:29	Chris [GM]	it’s a little more humiliating. And then take the war streaks away from your… Yeah.
02:31:01:08	02:31:02:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:31:04:21	02:31:05:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Like this
02:31:05:25	02:31:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	just tear it back from your mask
02:31:07:01	02:31:07:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:31:08:13	02:31:11:27	Chris [GM]	So unfortunately you’re going to be rolling at disadvantage on this.
02:31:12:09	02:31:18:01	Steve [Nortle]	But if she uses her gauntlets then it just is normal. Yeah.
02:31:13:05	02:31:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	ah el taco yeah uh i
02:31:14:02	02:31:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My my yeah it cancels out right? Okay
02:31:17:28	02:31:19:24	Chris [GM]	What’s a great wrestling soft
02:31:22:23	02:31:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	don’t know like what do you guys hear when you like listen to cockfights
02:31:27:03	02:31:27:22	Chris [GM]	about Rock You?
02:31:28:08	02:31:32:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, that’s what I was thinking either that or another one bites the dust
02:31:28:18	02:31:36:11	Steve [Nortle]	I think for Foul Claw cockfights are actually just like thanksgiving dinner it’s just when they when family gets together
02:31:34:13	02:31:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Another one bites mud Another one bite
02:31:42:22	02:31:50:14	Chris [GM]	And in this corner Oh, we’ve got the gentle giant Amla.
02:31:51:23	02:31:59:29	Brin [Basil]	um i am actually going to i’m gonna descend on my web but uh it’s gonna be there’s like a beam
02:31:59:29	02:32:05:25	Brin [Basil]	of light over me so i kind of look like i’m descending from above
02:32:07:22	02:32:14:28	Brin [Basil]	um and as he’s coming down uh there’s all he’s just there’s just pamphlets being scattered
02:32:14:28	02:32:25:04	Brin [Basil]	they’re being thrown everywhere all over the place uh and he comes down and he just he gently lands in the mud
02:32:22:16	02:32:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	he releases pamphlets so that’s
02:32:25:04	02:32:36:19	Brin [Basil]	this is probably gonna be sort of a well that’s pretty charisma can i make
02:32:25:27	02:32:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, frickin’ roll.
02:32:36:19	02:32:47:21	Brin [Basil]	this uh oh can i make this a stealth is
02:32:49:01	02:32:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so yeah you’d be rolling with dex on it so it’s plus three
02:32:49:15	02:32:50:03	Chris [GM]	Dexterity.
02:32:51:29	02:32:55:22	Chris [GM]	All right, how gracefully you come down.
02:32:57:24	02:32:59:02	Steve [Nortle]	like that’d be more of sleight of hand
02:32:59:00	02:33:00:20	Chris [GM]	Sleight of hand. How about this?
02:33:00:08	02:33:05:08	Steve [Nortle]	because you’re throwing off right right right but like if you’re thrown pamphletes and coming down the web. That feels like sleight of hand.
02:33:04:18	02:33:09:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I agree with that. That’s still dexterity though, right? So give yourself that.
02:33:09:26	02:33:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	Roll it plus three.
02:33:11:20	02:33:12:00	Brin [Basil]	three
02:33:12:28	02:33:19:10	Chris [GM]	Well, actually, unfortunately, remember these were just the straight rolls if you get 15 or not.
02:33:19:14	02:33:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	right because this is in between round rolls Right that makes it easier
02:33:23:11	02:33:28:16	Brin [Basil]	okay it’s just a straight roll oh it’s a 13.
02:33:25:27	02:33:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	The web breaks
02:33:28:13	02:33:29:28	Chris [GM]	A 13? Ah, too bad.
02:33:28:16	02:33:36:00	Brin [Basil]	I don’t land on my face though right
02:33:32:09	02:33:32:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:33:35:11	02:33:39:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The pamphlets get all muddy. Can’t read them.
02:33:37:09	02:33:48:20	Chris [GM]	The web breaks. You land and plop like five feet above the ground, just splooch, and you kind of get stuck in the mud just a little bit. It’s pretty fresh from the swollen face.
02:33:37:23	02:33:38:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:33:38:01	02:33:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	Aw.
02:33:50:02	02:34:00:08	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately, you’ll be rolling out this event as well in this first round. Ding-ding-ding! The bell goes off and you hear the announcer all on.
02:34:00:06	02:34:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	You need your keyword
02:34:01:06	02:34:11:15	Chris [GM]	What does… Who is he? There we go. Hold on. Begin to fight. So Basil, you get to go first. You had the highest initiative using one of those stats that you have,
02:34:02:06	02:34:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
02:34:06:19	02:34:08:09	Brin [Basil]	This guy.
02:34:08:23	02:34:12:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay.
02:34:12:02	02:34:13:10	Chris [GM]	one of your abilities.
02:34:13:10	02:34:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	Didn’t she have to select which one they’re going to use though? It’s like either strength or dexterate. Okay, you can just select that.
02:34:15:18	02:34:24:18	Chris [GM]	Now is the time she’s going to do that. Yeah. And remember, you can only use one per round. You can’t use it twice in a row. So you come back to that.
02:34:23:07	02:34:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright I’m going to do acrobatics so I’m just gonna run a cool little barrel roll
02:34:35:04	02:34:42:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m going to give Amla a nice uppercut for the face.
02:34:42:21	02:34:44:04	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s roll and see if you’re successful
02:34:47:04	02:34:48:14	Chris [GM]	and it is at disadvantage.
02:34:50:08	02:34:54:28	Dave [Xeros]	Please tell me I was in that one. You just… The Childreth just shrank.
02:34:52:24	02:34:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:34:52:24	02:34:56:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:57:07	02:35:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	i mean you would have come back to your normal size by now because it’s been an hour
02:34:58:10	02:35:02:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did you see it like pop up in Lana?
02:35:01:08	02:35:02:15	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s past an hour.
02:35:02:06	02:35:07:04	Brin [Basil]	i know you know it’s because it left the ring here yeah ruined everything
02:35:02:16	02:35:03:29	Steve [Nortle]	but now she just dropped
02:35:02:27	02:35:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I cast Enlarge on her.
02:35:05:13	02:35:06:15	Chris [GM]	Right, yeah, yeah、 yeah.
02:35:06:04	02:35:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	oh man
02:35:07:29	02:35:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:35:08:18	02:35:18:13	Chris [GM]	So strangely this Toll Drift shrinks to about half its size which nobody was expecting to see.
02:35:18:21	02:35:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right, Childreat! It’s the magic of El Taco Libre!
02:35:22:21	02:35:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:35:23:11	02:35:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:35:23:11	02:35:24:19	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:35:24:01	02:35:24:15	Steve [Nortle]	taco
02:35:26:03	02:35:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	spicy
02:35:28:03	02:35:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	You go, taco!
02:35:29:00	02:35:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	they’ve got lettuce in them
02:35:30:13	02:35:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, got it.
02:35:30:29	02:35:49:29	Brin [Basil]	so i just
02:35:32:29	02:35:44:08	Chris [GM]	So, I don’t think you need to roll again. You’re not going to get much worse than that. So unfortunately your attack is a score of one plus what did you use again?
02:35:45:04	02:35:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	used acrobatics, so i got six technically.
02:35:47:12	02:35:51:14	Chris [GM]	Six. Okay. All right. So you need the test. You need to contest a role of six.
02:35:48:08	02:35:50:21	Dave [Xeros]	Technically, technically, technically,
02:35:49:29	02:35:54:03	Brin [Basil]	rolled to beat six
02:35:52:23	02:35:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	and that one should be two fails.
02:35:54:13	02:36:00:29	Chris [GM]	You can use strength dexterity. You got it. You got to use one of your abilities and determine how
02:35:58:21	02:35:59:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shut up!
02:35:58:25	02:35:59:16	Brin [Basil]	okay
02:36:00:20	02:36:05:20	Dave [Xeros]	Technically, a nat 1 should be 2 fails. But don’t because El Taco Libre!
02:36:05:04	02:36:06:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:36:07:21	02:36:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just like a death saving throw if you roll a nat one. You lose two.
02:36:14:14	02:36:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	Double trouble.
02:36:14:26	02:36:19:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s okay we don’t…we’ll figure that out. Yeah we’ll figure it out later.
02:36:16:04	02:36:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	But no! El Taco libre!
02:36:20:26	02:36:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	She would lose two rounds. Two rounds.
02:36:26:23	02:36:36:20	Brin [Basil]	um i’m gonna try one of those moves you know in like wwe right when they run at the guy and move and they do like the cross bar take them out right clothesline thank you
02:36:34:04	02:36:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:36:34:14	02:36:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	Clothesline!
02:36:36:20	02:36:43:08	Brin [Basil]	thank you uh so i’m gonna say this is acrobatics because they’re kind of dodging and giving like a
02:36:43:16	02:36:45:28	Chris [GM]	acrobatics falls under dexterity
02:36:50:23	02:36:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do this Amla.
02:36:52:05	02:36:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	So if he wins by 5, so if he gets 11 or higher, it could be a KO. 6 or…
02:36:58:07	02:37:08:29	Chris [GM]	or higher oh yes yes 11 or higher would be a potential knockout should have to roll concept wow
02:36:58:12	02:37:09:21	Brin [Basil]	uh 16 plus 3 19
02:37:03:26	02:37:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:37:08:29	02:37:18:13	Chris [GM]	okay this is definitely a potential lockout go ahead and roll it at d20 to see if you yes
02:37:09:11	02:37:09:27	Steve [Nortle]	Wow!
02:37:10:14	02:37:22:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I have to get 15 what
02:37:18:13	02:37:24:20	Chris [GM]	no you uh what is your
02:37:18:14	02:37:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	taco
02:37:22:04	02:37:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do i use don’t I use the, I use okay but wait do i use?
02:37:22:27	02:37:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no.
02:37:28:19	02:37:34:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s your con. Whatever your con is, If it’s a con-saving throw then you add that to it.
02:37:29:21	02:37:39:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Okay, 13.
02:37:34:22	02:37:44:01	Chris [GM]	i sure hope this works out for you oh and there’s no modifier to it that was the modifier
02:37:39:10	02:37:43:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh that was it
02:37:46:15	02:37:47:22	Chris [GM]	Ding, ding, ding.
02:37:51:14	02:37:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	taco
02:37:51:25	02:37:58:15	Chris [GM]	Ring of Shard comes on the onto loudspeaker. Unbelievable!
02:38:00:05	02:38:02:17	Chris [GM]	A knockout on the first round.
02:38:02:26	02:38:08:26	Brin [Basil]	i know glory be glory be to idios
02:38:04:25	02:38:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	glory of idiots damn it taco
02:38:07:21	02:38:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m face down in the mud and like you just see a couple bubbles
02:38:11:27	02:38:14:12	Chris [GM]	Poor Basil. Sorry.
02:38:15:10	02:38:25:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s fine i hate you she’s spinning on her back
02:38:17:11	02:38:28:22	Brin [Basil]	amla is just like pointing all eight legs up at the sky glory to idius yeah, this was not my power, this is not my strength
02:38:22:15	02:38:22:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:38:28:12	02:38:29:23	Dave [Xeros]	all glory be to
02:38:29:22	02:38:36:01	Chris [GM]	A couple of the attendees come out and start dragging Basil through the mud off the arena
02:38:29:22	02:38:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like, what is it? Tom Brady.
02:38:36:21	02:38:39:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and my as i’m knocked out i just naturally do this
02:38:39:25	02:38:40:09	Chris [GM]	in the middle.
02:38:40:11	02:38:45:29	Brin [Basil]	foulclaw is so proud by the way he is just enthralled by this guy
02:38:42:22	02:38:43:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I bet.
02:38:45:20	02:38:47:20	Chris [GM]	He throws a rose from them.
02:38:52:11	02:38:53:25	Chris [GM]	It sure did!
02:38:53:07	02:38:55:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you should have just you should be distorted that shit
02:38:57:04	02:38:58:19	Brin [Basil]	I totally forgot about that
02:38:57:05	02:38:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	have I had faith in you.
02:38:59:22	02:39:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	You should have paid an ATS by now you should know.
02:39:01:25	02:39:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:39:02:08	02:39:04:25	Chris [GM]	Okay. Amla, you will move on to the next round.
02:39:04:28	02:39:09:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can’t believe i took a pamphlet I can’t believe I took a chance.
02:39:06:28	02:39:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	All right. So Nortle just so you know, Nortel is devastated and is hurrying down to go help.
02:39:14:20	02:39:15:04	Chris [GM]	his sister.
02:39:15:22	02:39:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:39:16:07	02:39:16:15	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:39:17:14	02:39:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	so uh you first me first i’m first i have the higher initiative okay um gangster purgatory
02:39:19:19	02:39:21:07	Chris [GM]	You had the higher initiative.
02:39:24:03	02:39:28:16	Chris [GM]	For the next contestants in this corner we have
02:39:30:09	02:39:31:17	Chris [GM]	Gangster’s Purgatory.
02:39:33:26	02:39:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	is ready i got you for three minutes
02:39:38:21	02:39:39:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:39:39:06	02:39:39:26	Chris [GM]	Minutes!
02:39:42:02	02:39:43:20	Brin [Basil]	Okay, sir! Yeah!
02:39:43:05	02:39:51:16	Chris [GM]	And And in this corner, you all know her. You all love her. The largest of them all big Maja Jaja.
02:39:51:18	02:39:52:18	Dave [Xeros]	Maja Jaja!
02:39:53:10	02:40:01:28	Chris [GM]	Maja Jaja just is disgusting. It’s a giant shoulder. It can barely like use its legs. It’s so fat that the legs are barely touching it.
02:40:02:01	02:40:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	Can we heckle?
02:40:05:02	02:40:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! Hey, Maja Jarja! When’s the last time you like ate an apple?
02:40:10:06	02:40:13:06	Chris [GM]	your attention to and it’s like
02:40:13:22	02:40:16:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Eat a salad.
02:40:19:13	02:40:21:11	Chris [GM]	please roll your
02:40:19:29	02:40:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	yeah just my straight to see if i get advantage disadvantage um and this now it’s a three so disadvantage
02:40:29:14	02:40:29:29	Chris [GM]	unfortunate
02:40:30:10	02:40:30:29	Brin [Basil]	Whoa!
02:40:30:27	02:40:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	okay um
02:40:31:02	02:40:33:05	Chris [GM]	we’ll see how Maja Jaja did with her
02:40:34:15	02:40:35:01	Chris [GM]	squishing
02:40:36:27	02:40:44:05	Chris [GM]	of body movements I guess I did yeah, splooshing just the 6 so also rolling at disadvantage
02:40:38:10	02:40:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	Did you just say sploosh? Sploosh.
02:40:46:10	02:40:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	Prepare for the mighty push.
02:40:46:11	02:40:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	so gangsta’s purgatory
02:40:54:09	02:41:05:28	Steve [Nortle]	sees the size of his opponent and so he maintaining all eyes contact uh starts to like shift
02:41:05:28	02:41:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	to the side and then climbs up on the wall trying to scurry around. So this will be a dexterity coming up the wall to drop the
02:41:13:11	02:41:19:01	Dave [Xeros]	You got this Purgatory! You got that fatty! Slap that fatty.
02:41:15:22	02:41:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	elbow. Dang!
02:41:24:04	02:41:26:21	Steve [Nortle]	So my first roll… Disadvantage five.
02:41:26:23	02:41:29:26	Chris [GM]	five plus a three or does that include the
02:41:28:26	02:41:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, that’s my total.
02:41:32:01	02:41:34:19	Chris [GM]	whoo okay so uh
02:41:36:01	02:41:44:05	Chris [GM]	surprisingly maja jaja is quite spry and quick even though for her size so she decides to contest with
02:41:44:05	02:41:55:11	Chris [GM]	um a dexterity roll as well and is going to just begin rolling, rolling. Now will she be able to stop rolling? Let’s find out.
02:41:55:21	02:41:59:06	Dave [Xeros]	Purgatory! How on earth did you miss that? Look at the size of that thing.
02:42:00:23	02:42:02:04	Steve [Nortle]	Disadvantaged for you too.
02:42:01:19	02:42:04:18	Chris [GM]	Oh yes, thank you for the reminder. Man, dang.
02:42:06:12	02:42:08:02	Chris [GM]	It is a six.
02:42:10:06	02:42:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	I take it back
02:42:10:07	02:42:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
02:42:12:04	02:42:18:07	Chris [GM]	So she does not roll away just in time and then you come down on her with…
02:42:17:29	02:42:23:09	Steve [Nortle]	A five. So, like, no. She won but she didn’t came in yet.
02:42:20:03	02:42:31:07	Chris [GM]	Oh okay, so she rolls right out of… I forgot you had a five, my bad. Yeah, so she rolls out of the way just in time and rolls back around and just rolls over you.
02:42:24:13	02:42:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so…
02:42:31:27	02:42:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a hog rolling in slop
02:42:35:16	02:42:36:00	Dave [Xeros]	Disgusting
02:42:37:25	02:42:43:17	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts is in the stands, and he’s just like, oh, gosh, come on. This is beautiful.
02:42:42:12	02:42:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, its this guy
02:42:43:15	02:42:44:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:42:45:01	02:42:50:01	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh is he eating the mud too is he just like
02:42:46:15	02:42:47:02	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:42:48:10	02:42:54:08	Chris [GM]	So ding-ding-ding—round one winner! Big Maja Jojo!
02:42:53:22	02:43:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	All right, I’m not gonna do any performance. No, I just…
02:42:55:21	02:42:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	Come on purgatory
02:43:02:22	02:43:06:13	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just rolling out of the mud a little bit.
02:43:06:15	02:43:17:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Maja Jaja is feeling mighty high and mighty for that win. She’s definitely – she’s just going to attempt
02:43:06:17	02:43:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah recover
02:43:11:23	02:43:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	She should. Look at the sides of her!
02:43:17:17	02:43:28:21	Chris [GM]	to do a little backflip to entertain the crowds with a backflop. It’s 12th, unfortunately, so she’ll have this advantage.
02:43:20:06	02:43:20:22	Brin [Basil]	oh
02:43:22:22	02:43:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	A back flop?
02:43:26:20	02:43:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:43:29:02	02:43:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	okay um
02:43:32:03	02:43:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	noticing gangsta paradise paradise purgatory paradise is my sister
02:43:34:17	02:43:35:07	Dave [Xeros]	Purgatory.
02:43:37:04	02:43:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, yeah.
02:43:39:08	02:43:41:09	Dave [Xeros]	She’s the one in the corner that I’m hitting on.
02:43:42:22	02:43:43:26	Chris [GM]	A childreth?
02:43:42:25	02:43:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	you’re like lots of legs sounds hot
02:43:44:24	02:43:46:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:43:45:13	02:43:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:43:46:03	02:43:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called wingmanning for Emla.
02:43:50:00	02:43:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	uh
02:43:52:15	02:43:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	I um noticing that the heckling kind of got her and she did this horrible back flop
02:44:01:06	02:44:01:21	Steve [Nortle]	he
02:44:03:07	02:44:03:21	Steve [Nortle]	says
02:44:07:23	02:44:19:05	Steve [Nortle]	it’s time that you get the drop as you’re rolling around in the slop so this is like his wisdom like he’s trying to get into mind games that’s what I’m rolling
02:44:11:22	02:44:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:44:23:01	02:44:23:16	Steve [Nortle]	7
02:44:25:05	02:44:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	but you’re at disadvantage Chris
02:44:25:26	02:44:26:22	Chris [GM]	bad it’s not bad
02:44:27:18	02:44:32:12	Dave [Xeros]	like technically like a level zero character there’s no
02:44:32:29	02:44:38:29	Chris [GM]	i am at disadvantage you are correct okay so i used dexterity last time
02:44:39:19	02:44:49:10	Chris [GM]	So I’m going to, in retaliation with my intelligence, just say, I know you are but what am I?
02:44:51:29	02:45:02:15	Chris [GM]	Eleven two times a row plus zero. So it’s straight up eleven. That is five more than what you rolled, correct? You rolled seven. Okay. Awesome.
02:44:54:19	02:44:55:16	Steve [Nortle]	so that’s 4
02:44:59:10	02:45:00:10	Steve [Nortle]	no, I rolled 7
02:45:03:05	02:45:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	she’s at 2 and I’m at 0
02:45:04:25	02:45:05:12	Chris [GM]	Ding, ding, ding!
02:45:06:14	02:45:11:25	Chris [GM]	Oh, sticks and stones may break your bones But words have never hurt this big mama jaja
02:45:12:28	02:45:16:25	Chris [GM]	Winner to Maja Jaja. It is now two to zip.
02:45:17:12	02:45:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah purgatory i’m losing faith just send me there already amla
02:45:25:14	02:45:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	bless him conversion
02:45:31:07	02:45:40:24	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I’m going to do a performance, like an attempt to gain advantage by – oh, how did she? Oh, she teased me.
02:45:34:05	02:45:34:25	Brin [Basil]	and wait
02:45:40:29	02:45:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	And so it’s like I stumble over to the side and I look up and I see that Herbalist is there in the crowd and I reach up and grab one of his pieces and just give it
02:45:52:08	02:45:53:28	Steve [Nortle]	a nice long drag.
02:45:56:17	02:45:59:05	Chris [GM]	What? You’re attempting to get like the crowd’s favorite?
02:45:58:20	02:46:01:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah got a three so in the discipline
02:46:00:22	02:46:01:14	Chris [GM]	Disadvantage.
02:46:03:04	02:46:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	all these can die! Get it?
02:46:06:25	02:46:09:01	Steve [Nortle]	Okay Do you do something?
02:46:07:27	02:46:08:21	Brin [Basil]	cause they’re dice
02:46:08:25	02:46:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if anyone understands it’s me.
02:46:12:20	02:46:15:24	Chris [GM]	What would big Maja Jaja do?
02:46:13:09	02:46:14:12	Brin [Basil]	are you awake yet
02:46:14:25	02:46:15:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No…
02:46:17:04	02:46:19:01	Dave [Xeros]	Slow and smooth as fast.
02:46:18:21	02:46:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I had no idea how much that drag would affect me
02:46:24:12	02:46:25:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The 15 drags
02:46:25:01	02:46:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	So I take the dragon
02:46:28:13	02:46:30:03	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a lot stronger.
02:46:28:19	02:46:37:14	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Maja Jaja is going to start going, Ma-ja-jaja
02:46:28:19	02:46:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, dude, lightweight. I think I’m switching sides. Let’s go, Majo Jojo!
02:46:39:09	02:46:43:03	Chris [GM]	Try to get the crowd to kind of like chant along with her Ja-ja
02:46:40:13	02:46:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m in
02:46:41:04	02:46:49:26	Steve [Nortle]	can’t. And it’s only Eros who’s doing it.
02:46:44:14	02:46:45:07	Chris [GM]	Ah! Dang
02:46:45:13	02:46:46:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:49:08	02:46:51:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:49:08	02:46:52:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:50:27	02:46:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	You guys all suck I’m like, I’m ordering my groupies to join In next time
02:46:57:04	02:47:02:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah Would have been helpful All right You got the first move
02:46:57:18	02:46:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:59:28	02:47:01:09	Brin [Basil]	Still following us around.
02:47:02:14	02:47:04:20	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, crap. Alright, so
02:47:13:19	02:47:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Soundgarden
02:47:13:29	02:47:14:27	Chris [GM]	It is.
02:47:15:11	02:47:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	no is it Audioslave?
02:47:15:29	02:47:16:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s great.
02:47:17:22	02:47:20:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh, audio save. Yep, there you go.
02:47:20:06	02:47:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	Because that was definitely Tom Morello and that is Christopher Hennig. Alright okay, so
02:47:23:24	02:47:25:12	Chris [GM]	The crowd is getting restless.
02:47:30:07	02:47:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to
02:47:33:05	02:47:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	oh, okay So, I’m coughing and choking. And so, I stumble over and I just like hokalogi straight in her face like regurgitating
02:47:43:21	02:47:44:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Gross!
02:47:45:01	02:47:52:10	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m using my constitution to be like right into her face plus one at disadvantage
02:47:47:22	02:47:47:25	Chris [GM]	Okay?
02:47:50:21	02:47:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	it
02:47:54:16	02:47:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	so shoot dirty one
02:47:59:27	02:48:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	I’m sorry
02:47:59:29	02:48:01:21	Chris [GM]	How could you possibly have it dirty?
02:48:01:18	02:48:04:25	Steve [Nortle]	no it’s a plus one My math is so good
02:48:06:08	02:48:06:28	Chris [GM]	A three, okay.
02:48:07:12	02:48:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry This is going to be it, guys. I’m sorry. I got 18 on the other one.
02:48:08:28	02:48:09:19	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:48:15:24	02:48:25:26	Chris [GM]	So Big Maja Jaja Is completely ignoring You and she starts swaying Back and forth channeling in her wisdom The ancient Cholder call
02:48:15:25	02:48:17:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You didn’t have to tell me. Have you seen what I’ve been rolling?
02:48:25:26	02:48:35:27	Chris [GM]	and wisdom is like her history type of stuff, right? Yeah. She remembers what her ancient grandmama taught her about the secret special
02:48:35:27	02:48:41:26	Chris [GM]	move where she begins to float seemingly float it’s really just her little
02:48:44:02	02:48:45:15	Dave [Xeros]	david blaine okay
02:48:44:02	02:48:46:14	Chris [GM]	you know yeah exactly and
02:48:44:24	02:48:46:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:47:01	02:48:49:09	Steve [Nortle]	But from a certain angle this isn’t saying
02:48:49:14	02:49:00:29	Chris [GM]	she with her wisdom is channeling that ancient knowledge that she has, and she’s just going to try and fall on you at disadvantage. It was a five
02:48:57:06	02:48:58:21	Steve [Nortle]	that disadvantage
02:49:00:29	02:49:03:14	Chris [GM]	plus a two, so seven.
02:49:03:21	02:49:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	and item 3 still in it oh wait no that was three that was three
02:49:05:14	02:49:09:07	Chris [GM]	Okay! But that was three rounds. Ding-ding-ding!
02:49:10:02	02:49:10:08	Brin [Basil]	Uh.
02:49:11:02	02:49:22:06	Chris [GM]	We’ve got our winner! We’ve Got Big Maja Jaja who takes the lead and wins this battle or mud wrestling competition.
02:49:22:19	02:49:23:17	Chris [GM]	Whatever it is.
02:49:24:18	02:49:35:19	Chris [GM]	Moving on to our next round we’ve got Ambla, facing Tiny Dancer Feet.
02:49:35:25	02:49:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	does tiny dancer feet sound as soon as arrows
02:49:43:10	02:49:44:09	Chris [GM]	That’s what I said.
02:49:46:22	02:49:55:01	Chris [GM]	In this corner, I’m going to actually have you guys re-roll initiative to see who will go first between the two of you.
02:49:54:01	02:49:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	that’s that’s awesome um i i get my entrance right
02:49:59:27	02:50:00:07	Chris [GM]	Your what?
02:50:00:07	02:50:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	my entrance dude and we add dexterity to it you had three do it
02:50:01:20	02:50:02:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, you’ll get an entrance.
02:50:03:11	02:50:04:06	Brin [Basil]	Dang it!
02:50:05:10	02:50:05:24	Steve [Nortle]	right
02:50:05:17	02:50:09:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, it was fucked. It was like basically a 20. 16?
02:50:09:22	02:50:16:21	Chris [GM]	Okay. This round is going to lead with in this corner we’ve got Tiny Dancers Feet
02:50:14:17	02:50:16:07	Brin [Basil]	We saw how that went last time.
02:50:17:05	02:50:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	tiny dance beat jumps into the ring into the rain and all of his groupies eros’ groupies pick up signs that say tiny dance at feet all around
02:50:27:01	02:50:38:07	Dave [Xeros]	and they parade around the outside while tiny dance feet bounces off of one side and then bounces to the other side. It just keeps his momentum going until he just like spirals up
02:50:38:07	02:50:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	like a helicopter as his feet just splay out and then lands Yep, it’s like that wacky wavable inflatable arm
02:50:39:21	02:50:40:04	Chris [GM]	excellent
02:50:42:16	02:50:43:27	Steve [Nortle]	Flicking mud everywhere.
02:50:44:21	02:50:46:26	Chris [GM]	go ahead and roll for your
02:50:51:17	02:50:56:14	Chris [GM]	but I will actually love that so much I apologize I will grant inspiration
02:50:58:10	02:50:59:25	Chris [GM]	you’ll have a chance to re-roll it
02:50:59:11	02:51:00:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You kidding me right now?
02:51:01:27	02:51:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	roll with advantage okay so it’s two tens two tens that
02:51:02:11	02:51:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Joking.
02:51:09:21	02:51:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	Like each die is a 10 so fail.
02:51:14:07	02:51:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s a fail. It’s 13th.
02:51:17:29	02:51:18:12	Chris [GM]	cool
02:51:19:16	02:51:20:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:51:19:25	02:51:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	And so as he comes down he was trying to cheat
02:51:24:10	02:51:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	lands and feet unfortunately were spinning too fast almost like a blender
02:51:30:22	02:51:34:17	Chris [GM]	and a couple of the people in the stands are like, put the signs down! We can’t see!
02:51:34:16	02:51:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	but as a bonus the mud does fly all over the groupies So you know
02:51:34:17	02:51:36:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:51:34:26	02:51:36:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:51:39:19	02:51:47:20	Brin [Basil]	uh so
02:51:40:07	02:51:42:04	Chris [GM]	A couple people find that pretty fun.
02:51:43:22	02:51:45:01	Chris [GM]	All right, Amala,
02:51:47:20	02:51:55:19	Brin [Basil]	amla is um i’ll do an entrance um
02:51:50:04	02:51:52:06	Chris [GM]	entrance or decide to just wait for the round?
02:51:55:19	02:52:00:25	Brin [Basil]	but uh no it’s good
02:51:58:04	02:51:59:07	Chris [GM]	Is that too loud? Sorry.
02:52:05:11	02:52:09:22	Brin [Basil]	he’s gonna come in and this time
02:52:12:08	02:52:16:08	Brin [Basil]	he’s already descended from the ceiling so uh
02:52:18:06	02:52:26:19	Chris [GM]	I mean it’s a new round so you can use some of the stats that you had before. If that’s a signature move of Amala…
02:52:27:03	02:52:30:07	Steve [Nortle]	Well, are you doing the gain advantage role? Is that what you’re doing?
02:52:30:11	02:52:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what mine was too
02:52:34:08	02:52:35:05	Brin [Basil]	he’s gonna
02:52:37:02	02:52:39:20	Brin [Basil]	come into the arena this time and
02:52:43:11	02:52:51:10	Brin [Basil]	with his legs he gets in there he’s going to try and part the mud
02:52:53:08	02:53:03:05	Brin [Basil]	he’s, like, slapping his legs down. And, like… He’s just gonna make it clear that this is beyond Choldrith power, right?
02:53:03:10	02:53:05:19	Brin [Basil]	There’s some other celestial force here.
02:53:07:13	02:53:16:09	Brin [Basil]	And, basically, intimidate his opponent. Convert the audience, intimidate the opponent you don’t want to fight some celestial being. Yep.
02:53:13:20	02:53:16:04	Chris [GM]	Five stones with one bird, man. Let’s do this.
02:53:16:02	02:53:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	let my people go
02:53:18:26	02:53:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I actually want this to work. I can’t believe I want this to work
02:53:22:12	02:53:29:19	Brin [Basil]	What do I add a three? or oh is this flat no yeah no it’s a 10
02:53:24:03	02:53:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	No. This is a flat roll.
02:53:27:10	02:53:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	please give him
02:53:27:10	02:53:36:28	Chris [GM]	a inspiration for that absolutely yeah you got to roll that for sure that was so good
02:53:31:27	02:53:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a 10.
02:53:32:05	02:53:42:18	Dave [Xeros]	inspiration for that oh my god we’re both at disadvantage
02:53:34:27	02:53:39:06	Brin [Basil]	come on that’s an 11
02:53:42:05	02:53:45:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One more! One more Use the dice tower
02:53:44:29	02:53:49:10	Chris [GM]	hey it was still happening it just wasn’t as inspirational
02:53:48:05	02:53:53:14	Brin [Basil]	can falclaw can falclad give him help like he got the groupies to parade around you know
02:53:52:08	02:53:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	I did and I would say
02:53:53:14	02:54:32:19	Brin [Basil]	give foul claw oh okay all right go big
02:53:54:18	02:53:55:27	Chris [GM]	inspiration was, right?
02:53:56:10	02:54:07:22	Dave [Xeros]	okay I see that happening just because you do have a previous so So him, like, doing something from the side.
02:54:04:21	02:54:04:27	Chris [GM]	do you mean?
02:54:07:29	02:54:11:20	Dave [Xeros]	Like I see Foulclaw helping Amla.
02:54:08:02	02:54:14:29	Chris [GM]	You see Falclaw doing it as the Tiny Dancer feet or as Arrows?
02:54:15:04	02:54:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	No, as – yeah, as, like Meta. I would see – because if he’s – I think he would try to help Amla just because it’s all about getting good word out in him.
02:54:24:03	02:54:27:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, cool. Awesome.
02:54:24:22	02:54:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	But anyway, we’re both at this point.
02:54:28:11	02:54:29:25	Chris [GM]	But you’re leading the fight.
02:54:29:16	02:54:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	I am. Okay, so I’m going with my dexterity stat, all right? And it’s – yeah.
02:54:35:14	02:54:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	and so tiny dancer feet unfortunately has spun into the into the mud but as he spins into the
02:54:41:29	02:54:49:28	Dave [Xeros]	mud and amla tries to part the mud he opens up a small crack in my legs that are underneath it
02:54:49:28	02:54:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	actually spin like a blender and try to uh swoop away oh
02:54:57:12	02:55:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	and i failed i got a seven dude rolling
02:55:01:16	02:55:06:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh okay can I borrow your 20?
02:55:02:22	02:55:04:15	Steve [Nortle]	I know what that feels like.
02:55:03:19	02:55:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	at disadvantage sucks oh dude yeah
02:55:04:10	02:55:05:19	Chris [GM]	It really does.
02:55:08:05	02:55:13:13	Chris [GM]	But it’s making for a pretty funny show. I mean, everyone is loving it. You guys are just slipping in the mud left and right.
02:55:10:23	02:55:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	we’re just throwing mud everywhere all right
02:55:12:01	02:55:18:26	Brin [Basil]	yeah so am was just going for like straight body slam this time because you’re like down
02:55:18:26	02:55:26:09	Brin [Basil]	spinning in the mud just gonna yeah right yeah okay
02:55:26:09	02:55:33:19	Brin [Basil]	uh oh two oh
02:55:33:19	02:55:38:20	Brin [Basil]	sorry yeah uh that’s probably
02:55:33:26	02:55:35:16	Steve [Nortle]	Was that a Dex That you did?
02:55:38:20	02:55:47:06	Brin [Basil]	i didn’t say um it’s he’s jumping around and everything so it’s only a five
02:55:49:28	02:55:50:22	Steve [Nortle]	No, his was
02:55:50:16	02:56:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	got a seven yeah all right so my feet come around and get all eight of your legs and you just like go sliding across into the corner
02:55:50:28	02:55:52:11	Chris [GM]	Oh, you got a 7. Oh, okay.
02:56:01:00	02:56:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	and then tiny dancer feet emerges out of the mud like almost a suction cup.
02:56:07:14	02:56:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	And pops out, and he’s in the air with all of his feet kind of up in dancer pose. This is when you actually do see his ballet slippers on all eight of his feets.
02:56:17:12	02:56:20:11	Chris [GM]	Fancy, fancy, fancy. I love it. Okay.
02:56:19:16	02:56:21:29	Brin [Basil]	okay that’s what i was wondering are these hands or they feet
02:56:22:01	02:56:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	Their feet? Yeah, yeah.
02:56:24:01	02:56:25:28	Chris [GM]	If you told me, I guess they do have hands on.
02:56:26:11	02:56:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	They’re little these things up front would be their hands. So I would say he has six ballet slippers off.
02:56:31:05	02:56:39:01	Chris [GM]	These are nasty men. Anyway. Ding, ding, ding! Winner of this round goes to Tiny Dancer. Three, round two!
02:56:41:08	02:56:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	Hold me closer.
02:56:44:28	02:56:47:04	Chris [GM]	You’re up. Do you want to do any inspirational?
02:56:46:01	02:56:56:28	Dave [Xeros]	All right. yeah now i’ll go for inspiration again um the charisma charisma so while he’s like perched up
02:56:50:19	02:56:52:20	Chris [GM]	Or not inspirational but the
02:56:53:10	02:56:53:28	Steve [Nortle]	crowd
02:56:54:05	02:56:55:13	Chris [GM]	charisma or whatever way
02:56:56:28	02:57:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	in the air he’s going to just like scream out but it is kind of like a high elton john style
02:57:03:04	02:57:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	you know like like screaming what but he does like scream at like i’m gonna hold you closer
02:57:03:09	02:57:03:19	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:57:10:08	02:57:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	until you die and comes down into the end of the mud yeah
02:57:13:23	02:57:14:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:57:15:09	02:57:16:18	Brin [Basil]	he’s not much of a singer
02:57:17:14	02:57:19:18	Chris [GM]	I mean statistically we’ve got to get it
02:57:19:28	02:57:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	uh and that is what is it
02:57:22:28	02:57:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	it’s just straight
02:57:24:29	02:57:25:05	Chris [GM]	Ah!
02:57:26:24	02:57:31:08	Chris [GM]	I blame Steve for the difficulty class that we have to roll against
02:57:30:11	02:57:35:00	Brin [Basil]	you made it too difficult okay um
02:57:36:28	02:57:39:18	Brin [Basil]	amla whose faith is unwavered
02:57:40:25	02:57:49:28	Brin [Basil]	he is going to this time i mean it appeared like slipped in the mud or something right his feet got him twisted him up
02:57:49:28	02:57:59:17	Brin [Basil]	And he’s going to, with like some help of his webs and some fancy footwork.
02:58:00:22	02:58:08:11	Brin [Basil]	He’s gonna make it appear that he walks on the mud. He’s just walking on the surface of the mud, he’s not even sinking or anything.
02:58:03:06	02:58:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:58:07:14	02:58:08:12	Chris [GM]	uh-huh
02:58:08:17	02:58:13:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s kind of strutting around to assimilate again, okay?
02:58:15:15	02:58:16:23	Steve [Nortle]	are you rolling charisma on that
02:58:16:29	02:58:24:27	Dave [Xeros]	your opponent i would give you inspiration for
02:58:18:00	02:58:19:10	Brin [Basil]	Is this our in-between though?
02:58:19:10	02:58:20:26	Steve [Nortle]	oh right sorry
02:58:20:14	02:58:22:15	Brin [Basil]	This is just our advantage.
02:58:24:24	02:58:27:11	Chris [GM]	I was just about to say 100%
02:58:24:27	02:58:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	the hat too yeah dude yeah
02:58:26:22	02:58:28:28	Brin [Basil]	Can Falclaw give him inspiration this time?
02:58:28:18	02:58:30:16	Chris [GM]	you get inspiration
02:58:31:10	02:58:32:03	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay. Great.
02:58:35:03	02:58:38:11	Brin [Basil]	A seven… Wow! Seven.
02:58:39:02	02:58:43:26	Chris [GM]	sevens all the way around man alive mud wrestling is hard
02:58:39:10	02:58:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	we’re getting duplicates all over
02:58:43:18	02:58:49:10	Brin [Basil]	Jeez! Alright, okay, well he’s humbled a little bit but he finds out that he cannot walk on mud
02:58:43:29	02:58:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	is all right well at least you’re on level ground
02:58:48:29	02:58:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:58:49:08	02:58:50:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:58:49:08	02:58:51:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:50:26	02:59:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	i thought he uh um tiny dancer feet just screams actually there’s no p8
02:58:54:07	02:58:55:26	Chris [GM]	Ding, ding. The round begins.
02:58:54:29	02:58:57:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s the key part.
02:58:56:08	02:58:56:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay
02:58:58:17	02:59:08:11	Brin [Basil]	All right, do your move Okay, all right
02:58:58:17	02:59:14:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, I’m
02:59:01:21	02:59:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	oh i only
02:59:03:04	02:59:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	wow
02:59:07:29	02:59:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:59:11:12	02:59:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	did yeah that was a disadvantage okay uh i’m at strength this time so it’s plus 10, 11. My other one was a 16 though.
02:59:22:04	02:59:24:09	Chris [GM]	That’s still pretty good. Ah, shoot.
02:59:25:06	02:59:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh, 11 has to be wisdom or strength.
02:59:26:14	02:59:29:23	Chris [GM]	You got to contest an 11. How would you like to do that?
02:59:34:28	02:59:38:05	Brin [Basil]	yeah I think I’m going to go for wisdom
02:59:39:14	02:59:39:29	Brin [Basil]	um
02:59:41:27	02:59:44:03	Brin [Basil]	I have a plus two right wisdom
02:59:43:16	02:59:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:59:46:15	02:59:49:27	Brin [Basil]	so does this count as animal handling if I
02:59:50:19	02:59:52:14	Chris [GM]	Is that under wisdom? I don’t think that’s under wisdom.
02:59:51:09	02:59:51:25	Brin [Basil]	grapple
02:59:53:12	02:59:55:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah thank you
02:59:53:18	02:59:54:11	Chris [GM]	It is? Oh, okay.
02:59:54:14	02:59:58:28	Dave [Xeros]	Can you select? Oh no. Yeah. It’s just all the same. Okay. Yeah.
02:59:56:15	02:59:58:24	Chris [GM]	It’s all the same. It really is.
02:59:58:15	03:00:02:01	Brin [Basil]	if I kind of come up I’m basically gonna attempt to like grapple him
03:00:02:18	03:00:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:00:03:15	03:00:12:16	Brin [Basil]	and I’m gonna try sink just like just bury him yep exactly yep
03:00:06:10	03:00:06:22	Chris [GM]	Nice.
03:00:09:18	03:00:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:12:16	03:00:20:29	Brin [Basil]	okay oh uh plus two seventeen
03:00:19:10	03:00:19:27	Chris [GM]	That’s two.
03:00:21:10	03:00:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, you got me on an 11. Oh wow. Okay.
03:00:21:13	03:00:24:08	Chris [GM]	Oh! And a potential knockout.
03:00:22:10	03:00:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	concept
03:00:23:14	03:00:34:18	Brin [Basil]	yeah okay
03:00:25:16	03:00:35:13	Chris [GM]	11 plus five? Yeah. Five more. Okay, so why don’t you describe what happens and then you need to roll a concept 15 or higher?
03:00:34:18	03:00:45:29	Brin [Basil]	uh so in like the same manner that he tried to kind of grapple like my leg twist me up and everything i was kind of coming from underneath here again and i’m
03:00:34:22	03:00:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	All right. 15 are higher.
03:00:45:29	03:00:56:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s going to be like this reversal, right? This takedown. Twist his legs up. Boom! Yeah. Just right down. Yep. Yep. Sink him in the mud. That’s it.
03:00:51:13	03:00:52:13	Dave [Xeros]	Full immersion!
03:00:53:16	03:01:08:13	Steve [Nortle]	out of
03:00:56:28	03:00:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right, we’ll see if one of my toes is out of the mud.
03:00:58:27	03:01:00:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let’s see.
03:01:02:09	03:01:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	I may have to do this again.
03:01:06:28	03:01:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	20! I had two toes out of
03:01:07:11	03:01:08:01	Chris [GM]	Oh!
03:01:09:05	03:01:10:20	Chris [GM]	You are good.
03:01:13:19	03:01:15:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, my gosh.
03:01:13:24	03:01:14:27	Chris [GM]	Ding ding ding ding.
03:01:15:29	03:01:16:11	Brin [Basil]	No!
03:01:16:01	03:01:22:08	Chris [GM]	Winner of this round goes to Amla but wait just a minute folks.
03:01:20:21	03:01:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	Man, where was your 20 before?
03:01:23:19	03:01:30:20	Chris [GM]	There’s more to come on round three. Round three, ding-ding! All right, you’re up.
03:01:27:02	03:01:27:14	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
03:01:27:14	03:01:28:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah? Round three?
03:01:30:29	03:01:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so uh… I was humbled in this last round by baptism. Uh, so I’m just gonna-I’m not gonna-i’m not going to do really contested
03:01:41:01	03:01:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	roll or anything. I’m Just Gonna Rise Out Of The Mud and just-Im just like it’s kind of oozing off at me and I’m Just trying to look really scary. But, yeah, I’m going to roll. I’m just going straight on this one.
03:01:48:21	03:01:52:19	Chris [GM]	Okay, straight on this one.
03:01:52:26	03:01:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:01:53:26	03:01:54:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to take the risk.
03:01:55:12	03:01:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	Call my bluff ammo. All right?
03:01:56:07	03:01:58:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m gone for it. I need the advantage.
03:01:59:11	03:02:00:15	Dave [Xeros]	May Idios be with you.
03:02:01:04	03:02:02:06	Chris [GM]	What are we at now?
03:02:03:04	03:02:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s 1-1. Yep.
03:02:03:14	03:02:04:03	Brin [Basil]	One-to-one
03:02:08:03	03:02:08:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cold.
03:02:09:09	03:02:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	One round!
03:02:10:01	03:02:10:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A-O!
03:02:15:09	03:02:18:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m still… I’m STILL out by the way.
03:02:15:18	03:02:24:00	Steve [Nortle]	Nordle is back there with your favorite bedtime story reading it trying to console you.
03:02:19:24	03:02:21:03	Dave [Xeros]	You’re missing it!
03:02:23:19	03:02:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m stil popped up.
03:02:25:26	03:02:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	The tortoise wins in that one.
03:02:26:13	03:02:28:06	Chris [GM]	It’s the tortoise and the hare, yeah.
03:02:28:05	03:02:29:03	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:02:28:05	03:02:30:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:02:30:04	03:02:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	You son of a bitch!
03:02:32:08	03:02:36:27	Steve [Nortle]	She’s still unconscious but she still manages to flip me off.
03:02:35:28	03:02:37:03	Chris [GM]	It’s like twitching.
03:02:36:14	03:02:38:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:02:36:24	03:02:38:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:02:38:15	03:02:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No yeah, I’m like…
03:02:41:28	03:02:43:22	Chris [GM]	How long does that spell last, by the way?
03:02:43:14	03:02:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	Which one? That enlarge or two’s?
03:02:45:05	03:02:47:14	Chris [GM]	The disguise self or whatever you used.
03:02:47:14	03:02:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	Disguised self is kind of in perpetuity.
03:02:48:16	03:02:51:05	Chris [GM]	It wasn’t disguised self. It was minor illusion.
03:02:51:11	03:02:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	Minor illusion? No, it was disguised self. No, it was minor illusion.
03:02:55:14	03:02:57:10	Steve [Nortle]	I think he used both but…
03:03:00:03	03:03:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	It’s only been a couple of minutes so I don’t know.
03:03:01:26	03:03:03:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah I’m just curious how long
03:03:05:15	03:03:06:26	Brin [Basil]	she’s still in spider form
03:03:06:08	03:03:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	No.
03:03:07:26	03:03:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	It doesn’t… It actually doesn’t die out there.
03:03:10:08	03:03:13:21	Steve [Nortle]	Nortel isn’t sure so he’s reading to the butt thinking it’s the head
03:03:11:05	03:03:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It doesn’t…
03:03:12:17	03:03:26:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Define examine.
03:03:13:12	03:03:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	So if a creature takes a study action and examines the sound… They actually have to examine her to be able to see that it’s not that.
03:03:23:26	03:03:25:04	Chris [GM]	Got it, cool, okay.
03:03:27:06	03:03:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:28:10	03:03:28:26	Brin [Basil]	Amla’s
03:03:30:11	03:03:37:18	Brin [Basil]	just going to go for kind of like the triple backflip between it this time. Feeling pretty good about the last round
03:03:34:29	03:03:35:29	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, okay
03:03:37:15	03:03:37:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:03:40:21	03:03:41:18	Brin [Basil]	off the ropes.
03:03:49:07	03:03:50:03	Brin [Basil]	It’s a two!
03:03:50:09	03:03:50:14	Chris [GM]	Ah!
03:03:50:17	03:03:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:52:23	03:03:53:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:03:53:05	03:03:55:28	Steve [Nortle]	so the ropes just like tango up your legs
03:03:55:13	03:03:56:14	Brin [Basil]	He’s still
03:03:58:02	03:04:04:08	Brin [Basil]	learning, he still has some pride in him, he’s not fully there, you know? easy guy yeah
03:04:00:26	03:04:02:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s young
03:04:04:05	03:04:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:04:05:11	03:04:14:11	Chris [GM]	A little forgot his humble start. Yeah. Okay, all right. Go ahead and take it away. Tiny dancer feet.
03:04:05:25	03:04:08:10	Brin [Basil]	oh no okay alright yep
03:04:11:26	03:04:15:06	Brin [Basil]	it’s not good don’t worry
03:04:12:24	03:04:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	you’re at a disadvantage tiny dancer feet just kinda like cracks cracks his neck
03:04:19:06	03:04:22:18	Steve [Nortle]	impressive they don’t have with an exoskeleton
03:04:21:02	03:04:23:02	Brin [Basil]	spits out one of his bangs
03:04:22:21	03:04:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:04:27:07	03:04:28:02	Dave [Xeros]	licks all the
03:04:29:06	03:04:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	baptism mud out of his mouth spits it down and then he is going to He’s going to be using dexterity. So he is going to rear up on his little pincers
03:04:39:18	03:04:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	and do a forward handspring and come down on you like daggers from the back feet with the momentum,
03:04:50:07	03:04:51:18	Dave [Xeros]	centripetal force momentum.
03:04:55:14	03:04:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 17.
03:04:56:28	03:05:02:19	Brin [Basil]	not a problem boom
03:04:59:23	03:05:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Comes down hard. Boom!
03:05:05:23	03:05:07:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, we’ll see what happens.
03:05:09:26	03:05:12:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to attempt here
03:05:14:24	03:05:20:24	Brin [Basil]	um i’m gonna use my strength and i’m going to attempt to basically just like it’s coming down
03:05:20:24	03:05:27:02	Brin [Basil]	and i’ll just try and deflect it slash stab you first
03:05:26:27	03:05:27:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:05:29:08	03:05:33:08	Chris [GM]	What do they call that in DOA? Counter attack? Yeah.
03:05:29:09	03:05:37:14	Brin [Basil]	yeah oh
03:05:34:27	03:05:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	So you’re playing the Counter-Strike game
03:05:37:14	03:05:44:19	Brin [Basil]	man one of them is a 20 so the other one is a three plus what
03:05:37:28	03:05:38:25	Chris [GM]	Oh no!
03:05:40:19	03:05:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	But the other one’s not.
03:05:44:24	03:05:46:03	Chris [GM]	Ha ha ha okay!
03:05:45:15	03:05:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	So that’s a 17, so this is a possible knockout.
03:05:47:25	03:05:58:05	Brin [Basil]	yeah so i get a roll all right okay good to beat 15 whoa that’s i mean it’s flat uh but
03:05:48:19	03:05:50:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, total possible knockout.
03:05:52:05	03:05:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	15?
03:05:55:03	03:05:55:17	Chris [GM]	That’s…
03:05:58:06	03:06:07:02	Brin [Basil]	yeah um i get plus one to this oh my constitution
03:05:59:18	03:06:02:18	Chris [GM]	I mean, I’d re-roll that if I were to do that seems…
03:06:01:27	03:06:03:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, honor the cock.
03:06:04:24	03:06:08:00	Chris [GM]	If you want the number, yeah. Yeah, your constant.
03:06:08:03	03:06:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:06:11:19	03:06:14:15	Brin [Basil]	ooh unnatural corny
03:06:14:26	03:06:17:13	Chris [GM]	Hey! What luck.
03:06:17:19	03:06:21:07	Dave [Xeros]	So you are not KO’d, but you are down.
03:06:19:02	03:06:23:14	Steve [Nortle]	tiny dancer your feet just needs more
03:06:19:22	03:06:21:04	Brin [Basil]	not KO’d
03:06:19:23	03:06:21:06	Chris [GM]	You beat the 15.
03:06:23:16	03:06:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:06:24:19	03:06:32:05	Chris [GM]	Ding, ding! Winner! Tiny dance of feet. Moving on to the third… Fourth round. Fourth round?
03:06:32:03	03:06:32:23	Dave [Xeros]	Fourth round.
03:06:34:22	03:06:35:15	Chris [GM]	Take it away!
03:06:35:18	03:06:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	Possible deciding round. So as he springs forward and lands on Amla, he springs up and does like a pirouette and touches his feet. Yeah, this is for advantage.
03:06:43:16	03:06:45:22	Chris [GM]	Now is this for show or advantage?
03:06:47:11	03:06:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	Comes back down on your thorax, goes back up and does it again and then does a flying leap
03:06:52:22	03:06:53:22	Chris [GM]	It’s beautiful.
03:06:54:03	03:07:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	spins in the mud and just lands against the elastic outside
03:07:00:27	03:07:01:23	Chris [GM]	this is successful.
03:07:01:20	03:07:04:27	Brin [Basil]	sprays all the spectators with mud as he spins into the ropes
03:07:07:13	03:07:19:01	Dave [Xeros]	for advantage on that because I really need it That is
03:07:09:08	03:07:11:16	Chris [GM]	It was quite impressive. I will grant it, yeah.
03:07:19:20	03:07:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	a freaking 14
03:07:21:22	03:07:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	So fun!
03:07:22:10	03:07:26:23	Brin [Basil]	oh gosh wow
03:07:24:02	03:07:25:04	Chris [GM]	So close!
03:07:27:22	03:07:33:15	Chris [GM]	Your little toad just gives and your whole body falls down in the mud.
03:07:31:19	03:07:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	On my left Oh, sploosh.
03:07:33:18	03:07:34:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:07:35:19	03:07:36:26	Chris [GM]	Everyone was like…
03:07:40:27	03:07:41:25	Chris [GM]	Alright, Amla.
03:07:41:03	03:07:42:21	Steve [Nortle]	Except for Foul Claw, who’s like
03:07:42:11	03:07:43:00	Dave [Xeros]	Well…
03:07:43:16	03:07:45:05	Chris [GM]	You know he’s at disadvantage.
03:07:46:00	03:07:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, well, next time I’m going to do the nutcracker.
03:07:49:17	03:08:00:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m still going for the advantage I’m still still going So everybody thinks that I’m knocked out. That was a pretty solid blow, and then he danced on me, right?
03:07:52:17	03:07:53:26	Chris [GM]	Alright, let’s see it.
03:07:54:25	03:07:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	All right?
03:08:01:07	03:08:05:07	Brin [Basil]	Everybody’s like… He is dead, right?” Everybody’s convinced that he’s dead.
03:08:02:28	03:08:03:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay.
03:08:06:13	03:08:12:22	Brin [Basil]	So with the help of his legs and some tricky maneuver, Amla is just going to rise out of the mud.
03:08:12:25	03:08:13:21	Chris [GM]	Another David Blaine?
03:08:13:26	03:08:17:04	Brin [Basil]	Another David Blaine. Yeah, but this is…
03:08:16:24	03:08:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	Michael Jackson’s
03:08:18:01	03:08:21:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he’s got his feet hooked on those little nubs sticking up.
03:08:19:22	03:08:21:11	Steve [Nortle]	hook and then he’s just like
03:08:20:16	03:08:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	Can I do a little announcer thing while it’s happening?
03:08:21:27	03:08:22:07	Brin [Basil]	Uh-huh.
03:08:24:00	03:08:24:11	Brin [Basil]	Sorry.
03:08:25:04	03:08:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	And after the third round, Amla Rose.
03:08:29:18	03:08:31:18	Brin [Basil]	Why didn’t I think of this? Why didn’ I thinkofthis?
03:08:33:11	03:08:35:07	Steve [Nortle]	you’re not sacrilegious enough
03:08:33:14	03:08:33:29	Brin [Basil]	Yep.
03:08:34:07	03:08:36:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:08:35:07	03:08:35:19	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I know.
03:08:36:07	03:08:38:01	Chris [GM]	You get inspiration for that!
03:08:37:13	03:08:38:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:08:37:22	03:08:38:11	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:08:38:16	03:08:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent! Woo, I get to roll straight instead of disadvantage on one.
03:08:43:02	03:08:47:18	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh. My gosh. Come on.
03:08:43:15	03:08:45:28	Chris [GM]	I sure hope you get advantage on this.
03:08:50:19	03:08:52:04	Brin [Basil]	Whoa. It’s a one.
03:08:51:29	03:08:52:19	Chris [GM]	No!
03:08:55:16	03:09:01:13	Chris [GM]	You rose too far and just kept going, and it just smacked right in the mud.
03:08:55:19	03:08:56:27	Brin [Basil]	He is being…
03:08:58:14	03:09:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There is no life out there! Like, I can’t believe this.
03:09:01:11	03:09:03:10	Dave [Xeros]	There is no life after death.
03:09:05:29	03:09:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	This is so
03:09:06:08	03:09:09:11	Brin [Basil]	This is mud wrestling! This is Mud Wrestling, okay?
03:09:08:04	03:09:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	terrible yes this is mud wrestling it’s because you have no modifiers like zero modifiers
03:09:09:03	03:09:10:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have never rolled with that
03:09:10:20	03:09:13:24	Chris [GM]	Get it all out, guys. This is good because you’re gonna need it soon.
03:09:17:00	03:09:18:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so that’s why they exist
03:09:17:17	03:09:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	ah all right all right so yeah bouncing against that thing and i’m just gonna come full bore uh i used dexterity last time right i’m gonna be using a little wisdom on you
03:09:18:19	03:09:21:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay, all right. Well, it’s advantage again.
03:09:18:20	03:09:19:12	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:09:28:26	03:09:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	this time no i use dexterty it was a plus three so i’m going to come in but i am going to actually grab one of your pamphlets out
03:09:31:02	03:09:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	It was, yeah, it was Dexter.
03:09:38:28	03:09:46:25	Dave [Xeros]	of the mud, and I’m going to pull it out. And I’m gonna turn the words of Idios on you and I’re gonna say
03:09:42:01	03:09:42:16	Chris [GM]	Dirty.
03:09:49:00	03:09:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	this is not loving your brother! This is trying to destroy him! And I’ll just almost do like a
03:09:57:23	03:10:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	drill pile driver where my arms go out front and then they’re forming a drill as we’re going back and I’M spinning and I’m just trying to pierce
03:10:04:09	03:10:09:08	Brin [Basil]	Uh-uh. Uh-Huh. Okay, yeah, go for it.
03:10:05:05	03:10:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	your heart with the wisdom of anti -idiots all right gosh eight this eight just an eight no
03:10:16:14	03:10:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	that’s a nine no sorry 11 yeah 11 11 zs yep
03:10:20:22	03:10:22:09	Brin [Basil]	No problem, no problem.
03:10:24:25	03:10:29:04	Brin [Basil]	So does this reset each round? I forget your…
03:10:29:10	03:10:29:26	Chris [GM]	can’t use it
03:10:29:13	03:10:39:25	Brin [Basil]	or you have okay so i can use dex again okay great um all right so i’m gonna pull one of those like
03:10:40:21	03:10:50:13	Brin [Basil]	samurai moves when like the ninja like isn’t looking at the blow that’s coming right it’s like come from behind him and then it’s just like last second he does yeah and i’m just gonna like
03:10:50:13	03:11:01:27	Brin [Basil]	you’re just gonna send yourself right into the wall just like knock yourself out right yep yeah so i’m just kind of like i’m there i’m basically i’m facing you but i am like praying
03:10:53:04	03:10:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	right into
03:11:01:27	03:11:13:12	Brin [Basil]	for forgiveness because i realized like i’ve been way too prideful and showy right and so i mean praying but when you get a centimeter away boom yeah out of the way
03:11:11:14	03:11:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	when you kneel all right it’s very indiana
03:11:13:12	03:11:30:03	Brin [Basil]	right yeah i get
03:11:14:26	03:11:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	jones neal yeah
03:11:26:01	03:11:27:14	Chris [GM]	face says at all what’d you get
03:11:28:19	03:11:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	you do yeah it’s still a knockout huh knockout territory uh okay
03:11:30:03	03:11:35:19	Brin [Basil]	to add three though it’s a five though i think he might knock me out
03:11:32:08	03:11:41:01	Chris [GM]	oh that is still not enough yep all right let’s see either way it’s going to be a win
03:11:40:08	03:11:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	that drill comes in and you tried to like miss it but it hits you like you actually ducked into it. It like hits you square in the head so let’s see what happens
03:12:01:17	03:12:05:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not sad. I’m conscious, but I’m not sad.
03:12:06:15	03:12:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	Manages to flip them off in a very unconscious state.
03:12:09:07	03:12:20:18	Chris [GM]	ding ding ding oh folks what a show amla has been taken out, knocked out called the winner of this round goes to Tiny Dancer Feet.
03:12:15:02	03:12:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re
03:12:21:07	03:12:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	closer Tiny Dancers Feet
03:12:23:03	03:12:34:09	Chris [GM]	And as you all are watching the announcer Ringashard say all these things you notice from far beyond the stadium an object fly through the air
03:12:34:09	03:12:39:26	Chris [GM]	and it knocks Ringashar right in the head and he falls down into the mud pit
03:12:40:29	03:12:42:11	Chris [GM]	everyone’s like oh!
03:12:44:23	03:12:47:05	Chris [GM]	Big What’s her name again?
03:12:47:17	03:12:49:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mama Jaja?
03:12:48:25	03:12:49:13	Brin [Basil]	maga
03:12:49:16	03:12:50:09	Dave [Xeros]	Mabajaba
03:12:51:24	03:13:02:06	Chris [GM]	Maja Jaja. There it is. Big Maja Jaja sees this as a wonderful opportunity and breaks out of her cage in a screech of absolute terror
03:12:52:01	03:12:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	Maja Jaja
03:12:52:06	03:12:53:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mama
03:13:02:06	03:13:13:16	Chris [GM]	just goes and flies towards Ringashard to tear him apart and the crowd starts screaming Let’s roll initiative for our actual characters
03:13:07:11	03:13:17:28	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, there’s violence! Wake up! Violence!
03:13:10:29	03:13:12:21	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah
03:13:18:23	03:13:21:18	Brin [Basil]	she can smell the blood
03:13:20:23	03:13:23:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just put a joint in my mouth.
03:13:23:16	03:13:24:19	Brin [Basil]	oh man
03:13:24:18	03:13:27:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, my gosh.
03:13:26:21	03:13:27:24	Steve [Nortle]	Mother Hubbard.
03:13:29:20	03:13:33:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a seven. Just kidding. Oh!
03:13:30:21	03:13:32:01	Brin [Basil]	don’t worry I gotta win
03:13:33:18	03:13:44:14	Brin [Basil]	don’t worry I am attending to Amla I’m not interested in this fight right now okay
03:13:33:28	03:13:37:10	Steve [Nortle]	Good thing initiative doesn’t require you to shrink or anything.
03:13:35:29	03:13:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	I know right
03:13:36:26	03:13:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, seriously.
03:13:42:12	03:13:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Technically I got twelve. I got 12.
03:13:46:04	03:13:52:03	Chris [GM]	Sorry, one sec. I’ve got 16… Who? What’d you get?
03:13:46:29	03:13:47:12	Steve [Nortle]	Eight.
03:13:50:21	03:13:54:21	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know
03:13:53:04	03:13:54:06	Chris [GM]	A 1, alright.
03:13:57:23	03:13:58:15	Chris [GM]	Steve,
03:13:59:03	03:13:59:12	Steve [Nortle]	Eight.
03:13:59:22	03:14:04:16	Chris [GM]	you got excellent. Dave, Eros.
03:14:00:10	03:14:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Twelve.
03:14:03:19	03:14:05:20	Dave [Xeros]	It was a 13.
03:14:09:16	03:14:12:01	Chris [GM]	Okay, Ero-Smazel.
03:14:13:25	03:14:21:24	Chris [GM]	You said 8 Nortal. Is that right? Nortl, 8. Awesome. Alright, so
03:14:24:09	03:14:26:05	Chris [GM]	big Maja Jaja
03:14:39:12	03:14:40:14	Dave [Xeros]	That’s arrows.
03:14:40:18	03:14:41:18	Chris [GM]	It’s kind of fun
03:14:41:23	03:14:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
03:14:43:08	03:14:54:07	Chris [GM]	Alright, So Toldreth is first going to go towards Ring of Shard carrying right for it and it is going to
03:14:57:18	03:15:04:13	Chris [GM]	whip out its dagger and do a straight-up melee attack down onto the prone Ring of Shard.
03:15:06:13	03:15:14:14	Chris [GM]	And it actually misses, wow! In its anger and rage it just slides down and mixes in, it just screams in its face again.
03:15:12:04	03:15:15:21	Steve [Nortle]	Well, if someone’s prone you get advantageous.
03:15:15:04	03:15:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	You do, yeah.
03:15:15:29	03:15:18:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay cool. Oh, still misses.
03:15:19:28	03:15:22:03	Steve [Nortle]	She’s really big so it’s hard to aim.
03:15:21:17	03:15:26:13	Chris [GM]	Goes back again and hits the other side of the… Misses the other side of their head.
03:15:27:00	03:15:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! Eat a salad!
03:15:27:03	03:15:29:10	Brin [Basil]	there’s a lot of mud
03:15:31:02	03:15:32:03	Chris [GM]	Eros you are up.
03:15:33:17	03:15:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent. I am going to cast enlarge-reduce on Mama Jaja? Is that right? Ma Ja Ja Ja?
03:15:41:29	03:15:42:11	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:15:44:06	03:15:44:26	Chris [GM]	Maja Jaja.
03:15:46:00	03:15:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m going to reduce her size from, is she large? She’s medium. Oh, my redress down to small. Yep.
03:15:55:19	03:15:59:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, what will that do? Is that just causing me to roll at like advantage or disadvantage
03:15:59:14	03:16:04:00	Dave [Xeros]	So enlarge-reduce it’s for the duration of the spell. Enlarges or reduces the creature.
03:16:05:20	03:16:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	Everything that has targeted creature is wearing the fellow shrunk.
03:16:11:20	03:16:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a constitution saving throw 15.
03:16:16:19	03:16:17:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:16:19:09	03:16:20:07	Chris [GM]	Oh, eight.
03:16:20:09	03:16:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay? So she is officially like small. I don’t know what that does to her, if it gives her disadvantage.
03:16:23:13	03:16:23:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:16:26:09	03:16:29:25	Chris [GM]	I think it says, doesn’t it? I think what that does is
03:16:32:00	03:16:35:16	Chris [GM]	It’s either on my attack rolls are at disadvantage Or it’s
03:16:35:09	03:16:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	Target size decreases by one category from medium to small. For example, the target also has disadvantage on strength checks and strength saving throws.
03:16:41:11	03:16:43:15	Chris [GM]	There it is. Okay.
03:16:45:04	03:16:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	The targets attacks with its reduced weapons or unarmed strikes deal 1d4 less damage on a hit.
03:16:53:24	03:16:54:07	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:16:54:07	03:16:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	So you roll 1d4 minus…
03:16:58:01	03:17:04:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so you roll your damage die but then you roll 1d5 and subtract it for me. Yep.
03:17:02:26	03:17:06:25	Chris [GM]	Whatever that is. Okay, awesome. I will pull down a side so I’ll never do that.
03:17:07:29	03:17:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	And as I’m doing that, I’m going to spring into the bleachers backwards. Not forward. Yeah, I’m gonna go backwards away from… yeah.
03:17:15:07	03:17:16:06	Chris [GM]	Into the bleachers.
03:17:18:14	03:17:19:16	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t want to get hit in the face.
03:17:19:21	03:17:21:00	Chris [GM]	Totally understand that? Yep.
03:17:20:19	03:17:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	I also don’t want it’s the mud. It’s disgusting. I’m not Basil.
03:17:24:13	03:17:26:19	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Awesome. Okay.
03:17:27:23	03:17:28:21	Chris [GM]	Basil, you’re up.
03:17:29:01	03:17:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I have woken up – I woke up the last round.
03:17:32:27	03:17:38:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you woke up. You’re in it. You’re ready. You’ve seen the action. You’re hearing the screams.
03:17:37:10	03:17:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah. Yeah, I’m upset to say the least. And I am really upset.
03:17:38:17	03:17:45:01	Dave [Xeros]	You’re still enlarged for losing three grand?
03:17:46:20	03:17:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean but it’s just you know my dignity.
03:17:47:19	03:17:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m upset. Yeah,
03:17:49:23	03:17:51:21	Brin [Basil]	But you see?
03:17:54:22	03:17:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Anyways so I’m in the mood for a little redemption
03:17:59:18	03:18:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m just gonna jump forward as hard as I can and just touch this thing right
03:18:08:01	03:18:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and the big, but it’s a little bit smaller now. It’s a small bit smaller
03:18:10:22	03:18:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	an extra D4 of damage. Yeah.
03:18:18:22	03:18:25:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I do have I’m going to punch her with my
03:18:19:12	03:18:21:08	Chris [GM]	It’s a little cuter right? Yeah.
03:18:19:19	03:18:28:26	Brin [Basil]	biggest part of this thing her eyes are still the same
03:18:30:19	03:18:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	actually makes her more terrifying rather than cute.
03:18:33:11	03:18:33:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:18:34:10	03:18:37:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna punch her With my knuckles My sapphires
03:18:40:10	03:18:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s six to hit
03:18:44:03	03:18:47:00	Dave [Xeros]	You do get… Is that a strength check?
03:18:48:22	03:18:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just an attack
03:18:50:01	03:18:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	To hit is strength for you because you’re using an unarmed strike so you get it at advantage.
03:18:53:00	03:18:53:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
03:18:54:22	03:19:05:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, it’s a seven. Great!
03:18:55:23	03:18:57:09	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Hold again.
03:19:00:19	03:19:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh good! We’re going up.
03:19:01:04	03:19:01:21	Chris [GM]	Unfortunately
03:19:02:23	03:19:05:02	Chris [GM]	her natural armor is quite strong
03:19:05:29	03:19:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wonderful. So I slip and fall in the mud. And I’m crying.
03:19:11:21	03:19:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	This seems to be like
03:19:14:10	03:19:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am crying also. I’m so upset. And i’m like covered in mud but there are just two white
03:19:15:25	03:19:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	You’re so mad.
03:19:18:25	03:19:19:20	Chris [GM]	Sorry, Basil.
03:19:22:11	03:19:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lines. Me?
03:19:23:12	03:19:25:26	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you see your sister fail what do you do?
03:19:31:08	03:19:41:11	Steve [Nortle]	Family honor demands that I do something about this. So I’m going to pull out my wallop. It’s a spear.
03:19:41:00	03:19:41:22	Chris [GM]	Your what?
03:19:41:11	03:19:50:28	Steve [Nortle]	i have i have like a spear it’s spelled y -k -l -w -a so it’s pronounced however you say that
03:19:44:04	03:19:45:02	Chris [GM]	Okay, what’s it called?
03:19:50:28	03:19:57:22	Steve [Nortle]	um if you think of the black panther like their spears that they have in wakanda it’s
03:19:52:16	03:19:52:25	Chris [GM]	but
03:19:57:22	03:20:06:00	Steve [Nortle]	rex quando is a very diverse
03:19:58:04	03:19:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	Where have you guys been traveling?
03:20:01:02	03:20:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	Just pick the random stuff.
03:20:06:00	03:20:11:14	Steve [Nortle]	and expansive uh curriculum it really teaches you a lot about
03:20:11:14	03:20:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	the world um and uh so i’m going to uh
03:20:11:21	03:20:13:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah. Alright, I’m in.
03:20:19:03	03:20:24:11	Steve [Nortle]	leap forward and i’m just gonna eat this at her
03:20:24:14	03:20:37:01	Steve [Nortle]	tubbiness yeah ah 13
03:20:27:06	03:20:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	a lot there. Oh no, she’s reduced. I can’t put that jokes aside. She’s big for her size!
03:20:37:01	03:20:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	so goes right over here yep you have 15 for something that is a horrible
03:20:41:27	03:20:43:21	Chris [GM]	just so I know where her armor class is
03:20:45:17	03:20:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	Freaking 15.
03:20:48:13	03:20:52:18	Steve [Nortle]	number. Whoever came up with that number sucks. Sucks!
03:20:51:02	03:21:01:09	Chris [GM]	these Trolldreth are tough like that just the base Trolldrith is also 15 so you’re aware
03:21:03:13	03:21:08:11	Chris [GM]	interesting okay alright uh Falclaw you’re up
03:21:09:27	03:21:20:09	Brin [Basil]	who let the dogs out so uh i’m gonna fly overhead safe distance
03:21:11:16	03:21:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	You, you!
03:21:20:26	03:21:28:12	Brin [Basil]	um and i’m going to use one of my cantrips i’m trying to cast firebolt on the spider
03:21:25:23	03:21:30:03	Chris [GM]	now remember Ring of Shard is right below her so
03:21:28:12	03:21:35:22	Brin [Basil]	it’s not
03:21:31:08	03:21:38:14	Chris [GM]	Firebolt doesn’t have much of a spread though does no it’s not like Fireball okay yeah yeah yeah Firebolt Yeah, it’s a cantrip.
03:21:33:25	03:21:41:19	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s… I mean if he gets a one then yeah
03:21:34:16	03:21:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	Firebolt? No. It’s not a fireball, no. It’s an explosion.
03:21:43:16	03:21:46:16	Chris [GM]	We’ll do the classic bolt to see who hits.
03:21:44:26	03:21:52:25	Brin [Basil]	have to roll with a hit because I have a plus 6 to hit in the right
03:21:51:28	03:21:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	you should
03:21:58:14	03:22:02:15	Brin [Basil]	13 plus 6 haha okay
03:21:59:19	03:22:00:01	Chris [GM]	Yay!
03:22:00:01	03:22:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yay! We hit!
03:22:01:27	03:22:02:16	Chris [GM]	Success!
03:22:03:00	03:22:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Barely.
03:22:03:04	03:22:04:23	Steve [Nortle]	What is it? A 1d10
03:22:07:16	03:22:17:04	Brin [Basil]	yeah it’s 1d10 um i have one more second level spell slot that i would like to use to make this 2 10
03:22:20:27	03:22:37:22	Brin [Basil]	um oh quiet you seven yeah
03:22:21:01	03:22:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	for wild surge
03:22:22:21	03:22:23:12	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah.
03:22:37:00	03:22:37:07	Chris [GM]	of them?
03:22:37:20	03:22:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	Seven points of damage? That’s better than nothing, man.
03:22:37:22	03:22:46:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah two d10 okay and then i have to roll if i get a one on this
03:22:41:02	03:22:42:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, at least you hit it.
03:22:42:18	03:22:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, at least you hit it.
03:22:47:18	03:22:48:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is it?
03:22:49:03	03:22:49:27	Chris [GM]	For The Wowzer.
03:22:51:07	03:22:52:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It was wild.
03:22:53:25	03:22:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	I think on wild surge you should count it if it’s on the ground.
03:22:57:00	03:22:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	That counts as a one
03:22:57:26	03:23:01:25	Brin [Basil]	a 17 it was an 11 on the bounce so we’re good
03:22:58:08	03:22:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:22:58:21	03:22:59:11	Chris [GM]	17.
03:23:02:13	03:23:05:00	Dave [Xeros]	That’s two ones. The worst!
03:23:03:25	03:23:13:13	Chris [GM]	uh upon successfully upon successfully hitting a big maja jaja she at least turns her attention
03:23:04:05	03:23:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:23:13:13	03:23:16:17	Chris [GM]	straight to you falclaw and it’s looking up floating above
03:23:19:04	03:23:27:07	Chris [GM]	she turns her intention away from ring of shard and uh begins to who’s that
03:23:19:25	03:23:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	Distracted.
03:23:28:04	03:23:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	I have no idea.
03:23:29:01	03:23:30:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right, Dave.
03:23:30:25	03:23:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	No, there’s this new button next to the name and it actually listened to what it says so I’m like, oh, I’ll just double check to make sure I was saying it right And then…
03:23:31:19	03:23:37:20	Chris [GM]	yeah you can listen to what i said yeah
03:23:31:20	03:23:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:23:31:29	03:23:33:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:23:40:24	03:23:45:10	Chris [GM]	I mean, it was like a ventriloquist. It threw the voice. Did it come from over there?
03:23:43:06	03:23:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:23:43:21	03:23:47:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it’s pretty creepy
03:23:45:10	03:23:47:11	Brin [Basil]	I thought somebody was watching this.
03:23:47:08	03:23:47:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah
03:23:48:18	03:23:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s one of my girls is yelling it from the other room
03:23:50:04	03:23:50:21	Chris [GM]	That’s it
03:23:50:07	03:23:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:23:50:17	03:23:51:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:23:51:25	03:23:59:07	Chris [GM]	My daughter is so good at that She’ll sneak into the room You have no idea if she’s there And then all of a sudden she’ll sneeze How long have you been here?
03:24:00:20	03:24:01:03	Chris [GM]	Anyways
03:24:01:23	03:24:04:06	Steve [Nortle]	I saw the part where they said The bad words
03:24:05:29	03:24:06:21	Brin [Basil]	it’s
03:24:06:03	03:24:12:24	Chris [GM]	Big Maja Jaja Is going to fling one of her Webs up at you, Falclaw ranged weapon attack.
03:24:15:12	03:24:18:00	Chris [GM]	It’s plus 5 to hit, so it’s
03:24:19:17	03:24:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	is uh she gets that at a strength throw yeah it’s just if she hits
03:24:25:25	03:24:33:00	Chris [GM]	D4 right? Do I need to do it for that? That’s just for an attack though. Damage, just damage. So yeah, that would be
03:24:27:22	03:24:28:12	Brin [Basil]	okay
03:24:28:27	03:24:29:24	Steve [Nortle]	That’s for damage
03:24:34:13	03:24:42:20	Chris [GM]	it’s plus five to hit that’s what it says. I know these things are tough man. I just copied their stats straight over too
03:24:36:15	03:24:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	really oh dang I’m glad we converted the first plot we would have been dead Oh my gosh
03:24:44:03	03:24:48:23	Chris [GM]	seriously. We were going to fight them at a level 1 holy crap
03:24:44:28	03:24:45:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
03:24:47:01	03:24:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:24:47:18	03:24:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	dude Steve was trying to
03:24:49:08	03:25:01:06	Steve [Nortle]	I was No, I didn’t want you to be I didn’ t want you To attack them I thought you would know. Attacking is bad! Hide, run away Convert, you know the natural things one does
03:24:54:05	03:24:55:08	Chris [GM]	get out of there
03:24:57:09	03:25:00:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not this group man
03:25:01:15	03:25:20:00	Brin [Basil]	uh you are 11 cuss
03:25:01:28	03:25:08:02	Chris [GM]	you are going to be restrained by webbing and as an action the restraint target can make a dc 11
03:25:08:02	03:25:20:02	Chris [GM]	strength check so go ahead and do that whether you burst the web on it’s success oh nice
03:25:14:16	03:25:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	If not, you’re tied down.
03:25:19:00	03:25:19:07	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh!
03:25:20:02	03:25:26:24	Chris [GM]	okay yeah you are gonna successfully avoid uh being snared because i was gonna give you fall damage
03:25:26:24	03:25:36:10	Chris [GM]	it’s there um webbing can also attack destroy okay yeah cool so nothing restrained you we’re
03:25:36:10	03:25:44:01	Chris [GM]	good uh no there’s no damage with it i guess yeah it was just that that’s i was going to do the fall
03:25:38:06	03:25:39:04	Brin [Basil]	yeah do I take damage
03:25:40:05	03:25:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s just restraint. It’s like casting a spell.
03:25:44:01	03:25:54:23	Chris [GM]	damage thing but um okay and then as a bonus action uh since it was unsuccessful for you what is, how close are
03:25:47:18	03:25:48:08	Brin [Basil]	oh no
03:25:54:23	03:25:58:20	Chris [GM]	you to children? I don’t have a thing up. I apologize
03:25:59:22	03:26:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	mean, you’re
03:26:00:16	03:26:04:10	Brin [Basil]	i’m near like the rafters or whatever like i’m above yeah 30 feet
03:26:02:20	03:26:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	30 feet
03:26:04:19	03:26:10:23	Chris [GM]	Okay so if you’re 30 feet within 30 feet she’s going to do a bonus attack spectral dagger
03:26:16:05	03:26:22:14	Chris [GM]	that’s the one where it appears and can be used as a thing right That’s not what I want to do
03:26:20:16	03:26:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	so she has to use it as an action
03:26:24:09	03:26:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	So the bonus action
03:26:27:08	03:26:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	and then you have to use it to attack
03:26:28:02	03:26:29:25	Chris [GM]	That’s right. Okay, she does not want to do that.
03:26:32:04	03:26:37:09	Chris [GM]	Okay, awesome. Yeah, well then that was her attempt and that was your turn so now we’re moving on to arrows.
03:26:39:14	03:26:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	Alright So I am going
03:26:41:06	03:26:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	to very few
03:26:51:20	03:26:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	like attack anything guys so just FYI I’m going a bonus action
03:27:01:00	03:27:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	bought an inspiration on you and then I am going to still
03:27:02:25	03:27:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sweet, I need it! I need some inspiration.
03:27:08:11	03:27:08:23	Brin [Basil]	recovering
03:27:09:05	03:27:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Still crying in the mud right underneath
03:27:12:02	03:27:13:29	Brin [Basil]	Tears of frustration while she’s
03:27:13:26	03:27:16:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Right underneath the mama’s jaw jaws
03:27:17:03	03:27:18:06	Chris [GM]	How did I pull up
03:27:22:04	03:27:24:24	Brin [Basil]	I don’t like think about that
03:27:22:14	03:27:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	on the very first one yeah so all the way to the right push that button and
03:27:27:20	03:27:29:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s something you’re gonna have to face one day
03:27:31:01	03:27:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	then you go up to the record setting at the top and then if you don’t see it
03:27:33:21	03:27:34:10	Brin [Basil]	gosh
03:27:37:09	03:27:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	up at the top so it’s like far right up top multi-track we had four hours so i think we’re good it’s okay we’re i think
03:27:47:15	03:27:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	we’re gonna come check it when my turn is over uh crap what do i am going to i’m gonna throw out a little
03:27:56:25	03:28:04:19	Dave [Xeros]	vicious mockery how about that yeah so i’m just gonna cash this vicious mockory um as i’m playing my violin
03:27:57:27	03:27:58:29	Chris [GM]	Oh nice, okay.
03:28:04:19	03:28:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	as i jump back i’m just going to you know i’ve just learned a lot from basil why we’ve been out
03:28:11:08	03:28:17:26	Dave [Xeros]	and about in all honesty so i’m Just able to roll off just as many profanities as I possibly can
03:28:17:26	03:28:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	so i mean if you want to do speed like beep beep beep you mother shove it up your beep beep
03:28:23:17	03:28:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	like that um and then it is one d6
03:28:31:04	03:28:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just kidding it’s a whole one point of damage
03:28:39:06	03:28:40:08	Chris [GM]	There’s no save or anything
03:28:42:16	03:28:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s really bad just in general it’s just a bad spell i just have no offense at anything
03:28:48:10	03:28:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	guys you still have my moon touch rapier by the way or else i would be yeah no no i mean if you want to like i could use a bonus action to grab it from you
03:28:52:11	03:28:54:00	Brin [Basil]	I still have it, I thought I’d give it back to you.
03:28:58:20	03:29:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	like probably next round but yeah you still have it let’s see on the other real look at my daggers I can throw a dagger if I want
03:29:09:05	03:29:12:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, remind me what Bardic Inspiration does
03:29:11:10	03:29:17:09	Steve [Nortle]	if you if you want if you
03:29:13:10	03:29:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	get an extra d6 just to roll to add to anything we haven’t done that a whole lot.
03:29:14:28	03:29:21:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And combo?
03:29:17:09	03:29:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	want to hold your action then and then nortal can get close
03:29:24:02	03:29:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	do you want to do that okay okay so i’ve got an idea of okay sir uh and
03:29:24:07	03:29:26:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes 100%
03:29:28:06	03:29:28:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Obviously
03:29:31:00	03:29:36:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We make eye contact, and you wink at me.
03:29:33:11	03:29:38:01	Steve [Nortle]	so i’m trying to i’m trying to i’m trying okay so okay
03:29:37:13	03:29:42:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You wink at Me, and I try to wink back, And that’s how I know… One second.
03:29:43:18	03:29:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did I do it?
03:29:45:05	03:29:56:22	Steve [Nortle]	okay so we’re calling that um move we’ll call it b2 we’ll
03:29:45:12	03:29:46:02	Chris [GM]	you’re holding action
03:29:48:07	03:29:49:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I literally can’t sit.
03:29:51:14	03:29:52:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was it?
03:29:56:22	03:30:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	call it move b2 I’m trying to like create all of our like our move lists uh
03:30:00:18	03:30:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That one felt good. Hold on.
03:30:05:23	03:30:11:06	Steve [Nortle]	I just looked at me with c move c and then the next one was a nine
03:30:07:22	03:30:16:19	Brin [Basil]	Maybe you can hold like your one of your ears and hold one eyelid open or something kind of a bugs bunny
03:30:11:06	03:30:23:20	Steve [Nortle]	i think and now we’re at move b2 okay i’m
03:30:14:23	03:30:15:04	Chris [GM]	Sick!
03:30:15:14	03:30:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just put one ear down to cover an eye, and then I bring it back up. So that is…
03:30:18:20	03:30:21:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, there you go. That’s the wink. That’s good.
03:30:19:25	03:30:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:30:23:20	03:30:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	trying to improve my notes on this okay all right uh you you’re gonna take my move b two which you accept and i know that you hate
03:30:32:20	03:30:33:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
03:30:35:10	03:30:45:22	Steve [Nortle]	it but it’s going to be great you’re so mad that i i know this one is gonna work so i’m sprint forward and I slide through the mud and I grab her by the ears
03:30:39:11	03:30:39:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
03:30:45:22	03:30:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	and I start doing Bruce Lee nunchuck moves with her. And then when I drop it down… Yeah, exactly!
03:30:51:22	03:30:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And this is like with my arms.
03:30:54:23	03:30:55:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The gauntlet.
03:30:55:10	03:30:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	With the gauntlet, it’s just…
03:30:55:19	03:30:58:23	Chris [GM]	This is so good that I’m giving…
03:30:56:22	03:31:08:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We don’t know if it’s going to be a sapphire or if it was going to be wallopers force we don’t know it’s it’s just yeah okay this is Jeff I mean
03:31:03:04	03:31:04:00	Chris [GM]	this is so good that you’re getting
03:31:06:20	03:31:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:31:10:10	03:31:12:14	Chris [GM]	how this combo
03:31:12:07	03:31:20:27	Steve [Nortle]	So I feel like I’m doing the attack but she needs to do some sort of roll. Yes. Yeah, exactly.
03:31:21:08	03:31:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just be like advantage for him
03:31:23:19	03:31:25:16	Steve [Nortle]	Well, in spirit – yeah.
03:31:24:17	03:31:28:11	Chris [GM]	inspiration and stuff I think that it sounds like you’re both attacking
03:31:26:22	03:31:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	How about if I hit?
03:31:30:05	03:31:33:00	Dave [Xeros]	If it’s a held action, you are attacking. You’re both attacking.
03:31:32:18	03:31:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok so let’s double that’s my damage and his
03:31:34:07	03:31:36:16	Chris [GM]	it’s your damage and his damage is what it sounds
03:31:35:07	03:31:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	damage. I’m
03:31:35:10	03:31:38:26	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I was going to say. Okay. All right. So here we are at advantage.
03:31:40:29	03:31:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh!
03:31:43:11	03:31:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20!
03:31:46:13	03:31:57:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	feeling good! I am feeling good yes let’s
03:31:47:22	03:31:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	All right, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
03:31:48:16	03:31:50:17	Dave [Xeros]	Damage has doubled for both of you guys.
03:31:52:22	03:31:54:01	Chris [GM]	we will see what happens
03:31:57:09	03:32:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kill this motherfucker okay hold on
03:31:57:16	03:31:58:18	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
03:31:59:01	03:32:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s kill this Monta Jaja.
03:32:00:13	03:32:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	All right so my total is 14.
03:32:04:29	03:32:14:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got seven and five so that’s twelve and I get to do it again or that was
03:32:06:11	03:32:07:13	Chris [GM]	please explain
03:32:12:13	03:32:13:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, you double it.
03:32:14:09	03:32:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it i just double it okay so 20 24. mine’s 24.
03:32:18:05	03:32:19:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, 14 is double.
03:32:20:05	03:32:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait a minute which hand did
03:32:20:10	03:32:22:24	Chris [GM]	24 double. Wow!
03:32:21:05	03:32:21:29	Brin [Basil]	god.
03:32:24:11	03:32:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, roll. Roll 1 and 2. Yeah, 1 and 3 is your left hand. 3 and 4 is your right hand.
03:32:27:20	03:32:37:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I hit with should I roll? Okay one was left
03:32:33:25	03:32:35:24	Chris [GM]	Nice, we need more of that.
03:32:37:29	03:32:42:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, I did wall of force um and I think
03:32:41:04	03:32:52:16	Steve [Nortle]	So I bring her down and her left paw just comes straight out and it lands directly on the back of Big Maja Jaja
03:32:52:16	03:32:59:01	Steve [Nortle]	um And there’s this unholy cracking sound as the wall of force triggers.
03:32:59:29	03:33:01:16	Chris [GM]	And the wall of force does?
03:33:03:00	03:33:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	does triggers it does oh right you just see this Okay, the parting of mud that he wanted so badly. That’s what’s going to happen and it’s
03:33:05:14	03:33:07:10	Steve [Nortle]	So what happens with the wall force?
03:33:11:25	03:33:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:33:12:05	03:33:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:33:14:28	03:33:25:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So powerful that it’s going To push Ringa all The way back pretty far away exactly out Of harm’s way
03:33:22:14	03:33:23:20	Chris [GM]	of harm’s way.
03:33:25:01	03:33:30:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And then I’m just gonna do i’m Gonna stand up and do this because
03:33:31:26	03:33:40:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m so pissed off I mean That’s What I’m hoping not to kill
03:33:32:22	03:33:36:01	Dave [Xeros]	So you part the children in half is what
03:33:36:24	03:33:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	that enough damage to do that?
03:33:38:25	03:33:45:16	Chris [GM]	not quite enough to kill it, no. And so I will definitely say you crack the armor and so it is going
03:33:40:10	03:33:47:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	damn okay can we say that like maybe the back
03:33:47:21	03:34:01:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	four legs don’t work sweet I’m
03:33:47:23	03:33:58:11	Chris [GM]	you guys all So what I’m gonna say is that by cracking the armor it’s gonna get you all advantage on your next attack roll against it
03:33:58:11	03:34:06:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, so how does Wall of Force work? Help me understand that
03:33:58:24	03:33:59:06	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
03:34:01:02	03:34:01:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	also
03:34:01:10	03:34:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just gonna keep wall of force up it’s good
03:34:07:25	03:34:16:21	Dave [Xeros]	things and so like the wall of force is up and if it’s a barrier that can’t be broken so she’s pushing it down it can’t get up it’s
03:34:16:21	03:34:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	prone what’s what’s the contested role on that
03:34:17:23	03:34:23:13	Chris [GM]	Oh interesting Okay, so I’ll need to contest the strength saving throw then.
03:34:24:17	03:34:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t have it all typed out give
03:34:25:03	03:34:25:06	Chris [GM]	Yep.
03:34:27:29	03:34:34:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah, no worries. In the meantime we’ll move over to Fowlclaw while she’s figuring that out.
03:34:34:09	03:34:42:01	Brin [Basil]	sweet sweet um i have advantage on my next because she’s correct okay cool
03:34:38:20	03:34:42:24	Chris [GM]	You do because her armor is a bit cracked on this. Yep. On your attack.
03:34:43:29	03:34:47:29	Brin [Basil]	um you’ll have to remind me the rapier what damage this does
03:34:47:29	03:35:04:24	Brin [Basil]	but uh so my
03:34:49:02	03:34:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	you have it um it does
03:34:52:23	03:35:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a moon touch rapier It is whatever your dex is to hit you add that to it and it’s 1d8 plus 3
03:35:04:24	03:35:22:15	Brin [Basil]	dex is 15. yep the motivator’s plus two okay oh
03:35:08:14	03:35:11:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep so you add 2 to it So it’s you roll
03:35:13:07	03:35:18:15	Dave [Xeros]	You roll to hit and then you add I believe that’s right
03:35:18:08	03:35:19:25	Chris [GM]	Don’t you have the cattails still?
03:35:23:20	03:35:24:16	Dave [Xeros]	Nothing can
03:35:25:15	03:35:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	immune to all damage and can’t be dispelled by spell magic but disintegrate spell destroy the wall so that’s the only thing they can get through it oh
03:35:34:19	03:35:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	An invisible wall of force springs into existence at the point you choose within range The wall appears in any orientation you choose as a horizontal or vertical barrier or at an angle. So she came down and shoved it into the ground.
03:35:46:14	03:35:46:24	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
03:35:47:23	03:35:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	It can be free-floating or nesting on a solid surface. You can form it like in a spherical dome or sphere with a radius of up to 10 feet,
03:35:57:11	03:36:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	or you can shape it in a flat surface made of upto 10 foot by 10 foot panels. Each panel must be contiguous with the other panel in any form.
03:36:05:22	03:36:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	the wall is one-fourth inch thick it lasts for the duration if the wall cuts through a creature it’s 10 minutes uh the wall cut through a preacher space when it appears the creature
03:36:10:13	03:36:11:15	Chris [GM]	The duration of what?
03:36:12:29	03:36:13:12	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:36:20:14	03:36:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay so I can’t hold it down okay okay okay great
03:36:21:22	03:36:26:03	Chris [GM]	So you push ring of shard. on this. That’s what
03:36:27:26	03:36:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so yes okay and
03:36:28:28	03:36:33:01	Chris [GM]	You don’t have Big Maja Jaja is not held down
03:36:35:07	03:36:41:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then I think I am just gonna keep it up to block them exactly
03:36:41:28	03:36:52:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to keep her safe. It’s a her, right? Okay no I mean the ring of shark…I can’t oh Oh, right.
03:36:45:23	03:36:51:18	Chris [GM]	Jaja. Oh, Ring of Shard? No It’s dude This guy right here
03:36:56:07	03:36:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t remember what he…
03:36:59:02	03:36:59:15	Brin [Basil]	Dagger.
03:37:01:25	03:37:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’ t remember you revealing. Oh there he is when you show it. Okay great yes him!
03:37:07:04	03:37:07:29	Brin [Basil]	He’s pretty sweet.
03:37:07:20	03:37:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	concentration magic by the way so
03:37:10:21	03:37:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay it disappears. Okay sweet, sweet, you bet.
03:37:12:07	03:37:15:03	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Thanks for clarifying everyone Okay, Falklaw
03:37:15:22	03:37:17:14	Brin [Basil]	So I got a 17 to hit
03:37:18:27	03:37:29:16	Brin [Basil]	and then what’s the damage? What does this do? I’m just going to go in for just a slice I saw that try and crack it in half and I’m going in with the power of Salune to finish the job
03:37:29:16	03:37:32:02	Brin [Basil]	which is 1d8
03:37:30:06	03:37:37:25	Dave [Xeros]	1d8 plus three it is it is moon-touched rapier by the way so yeah it does
03:37:36:11	03:37:37:05	Brin [Basil]	That helps
03:37:38:10	03:37:40:01	Brin [Basil]	oh does that give me like
03:37:43:12	03:37:44:09	Chris [GM]	Which you don’t.
03:37:45:11	03:37:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	does
03:37:45:13	03:37:50:19	Brin [Basil]	yeah Idias is under he’s like a demigod they’re all kind of the same
03:37:46:10	03:37:46:21	Chris [GM]	It is?
03:37:48:26	03:37:53:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, did you guys establish that last time or…
03:37:54:03	03:38:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	for a while this when we discussed the deities yep hideous was the god of self-righteous
03:37:56:10	03:37:58:26	Chris [GM]	Nice, that’s right. Okay, awesome. Okay.
03:37:57:16	03:38:01:06	Brin [Basil]	i don’t know what that gives me right now but
03:38:01:16	03:38:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, let’s say it gets you just kidding.
03:38:07:11	03:38:09:00	Brin [Basil]	okay plus three
03:38:10:02	03:38:14:25	Brin [Basil]	so six points with my slice
03:38:14:25	03:38:15:11	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
03:38:17:06	03:38:17:18	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:38:18:00	03:38:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	Way to rape you.
03:38:19:21	03:38:24:01	Chris [GM]	Ooh, Big Maja Jaja is not looking too hot, guys.
03:38:24:22	03:38:25:19	Steve [Nortle]	Never did.
03:38:27:06	03:38:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Eat a salad.
03:38:28:10	03:38:28:26	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
03:38:29:29	03:38:33:22	Chris [GM]	All right, Big Maja Jaja is closest to
03:38:34:26	03:38:36:18	Chris [GM]	Nortle and Basel right now.
03:38:37:05	03:38:39:24	Steve [Nortle]	But the wall is between us, right?
03:38:38:26	03:38:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, she can’t get through the wall. You’re on the side with Ringo… Ringus whatever.
03:38:47:15	03:38:48:07	Chris [GM]	Ring of Shark?
03:38:47:17	03:38:49:00	Brin [Basil]	Ring a shard.
03:38:48:13	03:38:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you’re on Ringishard. That wall is dividing so she’d have to go around it or over 10 feet.
03:38:53:28	03:38:55:05	Chris [GM]	Right, and what was the dimensions
03:38:54:23	03:38:55:20	Steve [Nortle]	10 feet
03:38:56:09	03:39:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	10 foot by 10 foot. Oh, I
03:38:58:04	03:39:00:12	Chris [GM]	Well, unfortunately for you guys it is a spider
03:39:00:05	03:39:01:18	Steve [Nortle]	oh right
03:39:02:17	03:39:03:01	Chris [GM]	So
03:39:03:20	03:39:16:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forgot about that! Wait
03:39:04:01	03:39:09:04	Chris [GM]	Big Maja Joss is going to start climbing up the barrier and then come down the other side and start climbing down towards you.
03:39:10:28	03:39:13:00	Chris [GM]	it’s not pretty looking It is quite gross
03:39:13:02	03:39:14:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s covered in mud now too.
03:39:14:13	03:39:15:15	Chris [GM]	And yeah, that’s true
03:39:16:21	03:39:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a minute does that make the wall slippery?
03:39:20:17	03:39:25:10	Dave [Xeros]	They have spider web sense stuff
03:39:25:08	03:39:36:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah yeah. I’m joking. Wonderful fantastic doesn’t hit.
03:39:27:09	03:39:38:29	Chris [GM]	going to attack you basil with a 8 plus 5 which is 13 oh lucky you awesome
03:39:38:29	03:39:46:23	Chris [GM]	oh you got 15 too nice okay uh yes slums down comes down and narrowly misses but just screams
03:39:46:23	03:39:57:23	Chris [GM]	right at me and then uh they don’t have a lot of moves interesting yes
03:39:55:22	03:40:02:15	Dave [Xeros]	still at half size by the way yeah but if you’re doing any sort
03:39:57:23	03:40:09:16	Chris [GM]	which i’ve got this ready in case the damage happens. Cool, that was just to see if the attack hit and then
03:40:02:15	03:40:11:03	Dave [Xeros]	of a strength like attack like that was was that just this strength like yeah but it’s if it’s a
03:40:09:16	03:40:21:01	Chris [GM]	it would be a It just says plus five to hit doesn’t specify it’s a melee or ranged weapon attack
03:40:11:03	03:40:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	strength modifier attack if it’S being used through the strength modifier it’S AT DISADVANTAGE okay
03:40:15:01	03:40:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	think it I don’ t know if it says yeah
03:40:21:08	03:40:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:40:21:09	03:40:23:24	Chris [GM]	yeah okay um
03:40:25:10	03:40:26:20	Chris [GM]	is Arrows’ turn
03:40:27:16	03:40:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:40:30:24	03:40:31:10	Chris [GM]	tanked
03:40:33:03	03:40:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to bonus action, Bardic Inspiration, Nortle.
03:40:37:29	03:40:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	thanks
03:40:38:11	03:40:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	So you got the Bardic? And then I am going to get this bonus action. I’m gonna take out some daggers as I’m playing
03:40:42:18	03:40:43:10	Chris [GM]	bonus? That’s a bonus
03:40:48:27	03:40:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	and then I’m just gonna throw… Daggers are 20-60 feet.
03:40:50:02	03:40:51:04	Chris [GM]	What’s the range on those
03:40:57:03	03:40:59:17	Chris [GM]	You were up in the stands. Are you that close?
03:40:58:15	03:41:00:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not 60 feet away.
03:41:00:18	03:41:00:27	Chris [GM]	Right.
03:41:01:28	03:41:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That is a 22 to hit
03:41:07:23	03:41:10:28	Chris [GM]	Okay, success. And that was at advantage, right? Nice.
03:41:10:21	03:41:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	And then an extra d4 of damage, which I don’t think we’ve been doing because she is at half.
03:41:22:13	03:41:24:05	Chris [GM]	Was that something we should have been rolling
03:41:24:03	03:41:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	I think so. Yeah. Or is it just she’s nerfed?
03:41:27:21	03:41:29:07	Chris [GM]	I thought it was just nerfed.
03:41:29:08	03:41:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. So then it’s a 7 points of damage.
03:41:31:24	03:41:32:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, awesome.
03:41:36:02	03:41:36:26	Chris [GM]	Nice guys.
03:41:37:16	03:41:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Better than my Vicious Mockery.
03:41:38:27	03:41:39:11	Chris [GM]	Bloody.
03:41:40:20	03:41:42:29	Chris [GM]	Very cool. Nice move.
03:41:46:27	03:41:51:02	Chris [GM]	Basil, you’re up and she is right over on top of you
03:41:56:04	03:42:04:08	Chris [GM]	on the wall, so you’re here holding it. She is on your wall that you created above you looking down
03:41:56:11	03:42:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on the ground right okay sweet so I’m
03:42:06:12	03:42:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna run and get underneath her and i’m going to release wall of four so that she falls now she’s falling at this
03:42:12:19	03:42:23:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	punch upward 18 sweet
03:42:13:22	03:42:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	if that hits that adds 1d6 falling damage
03:42:16:29	03:42:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:42:18:26	03:42:20:10	Chris [GM]	That’s what I was going to say
03:42:23:14	03:42:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey and
03:42:24:25	03:42:27:23	Dave [Xeros]	You can roll your damage. You can also do your Bardic Inspiration as well on damage.
03:42:30:00	03:42:37:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you said it’s a d and I’m hitting
03:42:31:02	03:42:36:01	Steve [Nortle]	That’d be 2d6 on top of whatever your unarmed strike normally does.
03:42:37:02	03:42:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so that’s plus four. So, that’s eight. That’s nine and then I have plus two frost damage
03:42:39:05	03:42:40:19	Chris [GM]	I thought it was only in checks
03:42:45:10	03:42:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so that is 11 and she has slowed 50 % movement speed for the next round.
03:42:51:13	03:43:00:04	Chris [GM]	I got news for you because I would like to explain how you have obliterated and finished off big Maja Jaja.
03:43:01:01	03:43:11:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well as she’s falling after I release my wall of force I jump upward as she is falling and I hit right in that crack spot underneath her
03:43:07:05	03:43:07:20	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
03:43:11:07	03:43:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	belly and the two because really weak right there we’re around that area thorax
03:43:18:22	03:43:25:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so it literally just goes like this and explodes and everything on the inside
03:43:22:00	03:43:22:06	Chris [GM]	Ah!
03:43:25:24	03:43:48:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	comes out into showers me yep from outside and I just feel like I did
03:43:28:00	03:43:29:03	Chris [GM]	It’s on the outside.
03:43:32:29	03:43:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	I hate it when I’m close to you and this sort of thing happens, that’s so gross!
03:43:37:03	03:43:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	Chris, was it enough without the extra six? I’m just asking.
03:43:40:16	03:43:42:15	Chris [GM]	She did 11 points of damage, right?
03:43:43:01	03:43:48:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah and then 2d6 on top of that. Okay she did okay
03:43:44:27	03:43:48:00	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, I don’t think you did roll the witch with 2d7s.
03:43:47:03	03:43:49:16	Chris [GM]	She didn’t need to. The 11 was enough.
03:43:48:25	03:43:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I
03:43:49:07	03:43:51:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that is with the 2d8s? Okay.
03:43:50:15	03:43:57:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah cuz I only did four and then I did another 4 and a 1 in a 2 oh
03:43:51:08	03:43:52:23	Chris [GM]	Oh, that was with the PD6.
03:43:57:07	03:43:58:15	Chris [GM]	Four would’ve been close but
03:43:58:20	03:44:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	no she still had the 2d7. I’m Just Saying because I did read this wrong. It’s Ability Check Attack Rolled or Saving Throw so it’s an attack roll not Damaged
03:44:08:17	03:44:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	So for future reference it is just Attack Roll
03:44:08:18	03:44:09:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:44:08:21	03:44:17:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Okay. Oh, okay.
03:44:11:01	03:44:13:21	Chris [GM]	When I’m halved or when I’m reduced.
03:44:13:29	03:44:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	No no this is for Bardic Inspiration
03:44:16:05	03:44:17:23	Chris [GM]	Oh, for Bardic Inspiration? Yeah, yeah, okay.
03:44:17:04	03:44:27:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So it just helps…it helps you hit, not give me…okay. Yeah. And this was a…she got partially frozen so
03:44:21:21	03:44:22:22	Chris [GM]	it is…
03:44:24:11	03:44:24:16	Steve [Nortle]	sure.
03:44:27:29	03:44:35:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of her guts are like crystallized and frozen and then they land in the mud so it doesn’t really get us messy. It’s like snowy guts,
03:44:34:29	03:44:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	Ah!
03:44:36:13	03:44:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	its frosty guts into
03:44:40:24	03:44:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	my skin is so hot that it just melts off and like steams so so i i walk in and and my body just starts to steam like it’s coming out of a hot sauna
03:44:44:27	03:44:45:22	Steve [Nortle]	God damn!
03:44:49:08	03:45:00:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the mud! Should we… are they dying?
03:44:51:22	03:44:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	and all my groupies just bait instantaneously. Yep, into the mud.
03:45:03:19	03:45:04:19	Chris [GM]	You have
03:45:05:23	03:45:06:10	Chris [GM]	destroyed
03:45:07:15	03:45:14:28	Chris [GM]	Big Maja Jaja saved the crowd saved Ring of Shard that counts as a good
03:45:14:29	03:45:15:29	Dave [Xeros]	Good deeds!
03:45:18:19	03:45:23:29	Chris [GM]	comes up to you guys, oh can’t believe it thanks guy this is fantastic
03:45:25:10	03:45:28:01	Chris [GM]	and as he’s congratulating you
03:45:30:05	03:45:32:01	Chris [GM]	from behind you
03:45:33:14	03:45:36:14	Chris [GM]	see someone out of the corner of your eye start walking up towards you guys
03:45:38:07	03:45:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	Wolfgang
03:45:38:15	03:45:39:00	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang
03:45:40:12	03:45:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, long time no see. I’m going to cast suggestions.
03:45:44:12	03:45:45:20	Chris [GM]	no see I’ve never met you before
03:45:47:02	03:45:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	Never mind.
03:45:49:24	03:45:59:23	Chris [GM]	you are the adventurers I’ve been hearing so much about how is it with such uncanny accuracy. You guys are doing such good things for my Battle of the Bands
03:46:00:16	03:46:01:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s kind of what we do.
03:46:01:29	03:46:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well I mean we do have a little bit of reason
03:46:05:19	03:46:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, well, I don’t…
03:46:07:25	03:46:20:06	Brin [Basil]	we’re saints post -apocalyptic
03:46:08:17	03:46:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but um…
03:46:11:23	03:46:12:21	Steve [Nortle]	I can never remember
03:46:12:27	03:46:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Wolfgame, I am Eros.
03:46:17:21	03:46:22:27	Chris [GM]	Eros! My goodness you’re covered in guts and gore I did hardly recognize you
03:46:22:26	03:46:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	i know i just was heading in we’re just like uh yeah it’s it’s a long story yeah
03:46:24:26	03:46:32:15	Chris [GM]	My boy it’s good Sorry to hear what happened with previous That’s low even for me
03:46:33:01	03:46:43:02	Dave [Xeros]	i don’t mind my manager is a bit of a yeah yeah i do uh yeah um the halfling that is my manager
03:46:34:08	03:46:37:16	Chris [GM]	You know What I mean? Even for me it’s low
03:46:43:02	03:46:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	will just call him douchebow baggins
03:46:45:07	03:46:54:29	Chris [GM]	Oh Are you talking about Samuel Yeah Samuel and I go way back.
03:46:47:05	03:46:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a bit of A prick But no, you know what
03:46:51:22	03:46:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that guy
03:46:55:00	03:47:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	You and I have heard It makes sense in all honesty But I’m above it I’m on a solo career right now And I thought I would Just come in here
03:47:05:27	03:47:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	And make a big splash Here at the Battle of Bands If you guys need to walk-on
03:47:06:20	03:47:07:16	Chris [GM]	A solo career?
03:47:10:29	03:47:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re assisting him in his solo career
03:47:13:29	03:47:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	Well even a solo Career needs backup bands
03:47:17:29	03:47:26:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m percussion, not the percussionist. I am the percussion and I get myself a nice little brrrrm.
03:47:25:29	03:47:28:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I literally play shell
03:47:28:26	03:47:32:11	Chris [GM]	You literally play a show. There’s two percussionists, is that what Wolfgang
03:47:29:12	03:47:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like the Kong?
03:47:33:01	03:47:33:23	Dave [Xeros]	and percussion
03:47:34:16	03:47:36:18	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay. I got it, I got him.
03:47:35:05	03:47:39:09	Brin [Basil]	backup dancer moves as well.
03:47:38:21	03:47:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	I just hold like a little cymbal on a stand.
03:47:43:00	03:47:44:25	Dave [Xeros]	dance has just passed out but you know
03:47:44:03	03:47:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and each hexagon on your shell it makes a different noise
03:47:48:29	03:47:53:09	Chris [GM]	Alright, alright, alright. I get it, guys, I get
03:47:51:01	03:47:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	What are those calls?
03:47:53:26	03:47:58:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m trying to say that we are fantastic on stage.
03:47:59:03	03:48:01:04	Chris [GM]	well, Eros I know you.
03:48:00:14	03:48:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	We play as well as we destroy children.
03:48:02:15	03:48:13:21	Chris [GM]	No offense. I’m really grateful for all your dudes, and I want to return it in kind, but just… I trust Arrows. He’s fantastic. Have you seen this on the stage?
03:48:13:26	03:48:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	I go into presenter mode and all of the mud And water just melts off me My eyes turn like bright Hot gold And my hair starts to
03:48:13:29	03:48:14:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ve seen him.
03:48:23:09	03:48:25:03	Chris [GM]	Save it for the stage, baby.
03:48:24:23	03:48:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	And I stand close to him posing and some of the gold on my shell starts to melt off.
03:48:27:15	03:48:28:14	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:48:29:25	03:48:30:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:48:31:04	03:48:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	The ass part Melts off
03:48:32:29	03:48:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:48:33:26	03:48:45:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m underneath catching it in a cup. Let’s be
03:48:36:23	03:48:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	Perfect timing.
03:48:38:11	03:48:43:00	Chris [GM]	Anyways, listen. I really appreciate all of you guys. What can I do?
03:48:44:18	03:48:46:12	Steve [Nortle]	I want to be on the stage!
03:48:47:22	03:48:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m here To help again if you need someone to step in in an open slot.
03:48:54:11	03:48:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh,
03:48:54:18	03:48:55:24	Chris [GM]	you’d be doing me a favor.
03:48:55:19	03:48:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, yeah.
03:48:58:03	03:49:02:02	Chris [GM]	You guys want to compete as one of the finals?
03:49:00:21	03:49:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, yes.
03:49:02:20	03:49:03:00	Brin [Basil]	Mm-hmm.
03:49:04:03	03:49:04:16	Dave [Xeros]	Walk on.
03:49:04:14	03:49:11:16	Chris [GM]	All right. Let me pull some strings. Let me make sure some things are happening. But I’m in charge, so whatever I want.
03:49:13:01	03:49:22:14	Chris [GM]	Get back to me before the show starts at 8 o’clock. Meet me at 8 in the Big Ten. All right. And hey, you guys keep keeping up the good stuff.
03:49:15:01	03:49:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. 8 o’clock?
03:49:18:14	03:49:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Intensive holding at 8 o’tclock.
03:49:23:01	03:49:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:49:23:04	03:49:26:21	Chris [GM]	We’ll see how much far I get you into that competition.
03:49:26:23	03:49:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	Nothing but good things. Nothing but good things
03:49:30:07	03:49:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	of them are unambiguously morally good.
03:49:35:21	03:49:44:16	Chris [GM]	You guys are pretty starstruck and focused on that. Basil, you haven’t really said very much. Why don’t you roll in a perception investigation for me?
03:49:54:04	03:49:57:13	Chris [GM]	And that’s not adding everything and all your stuff.
03:49:56:29	03:49:59:27	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, can I do advantage though with my Tides of Chaos again?
03:50:00:07	03:50:01:25	Chris [GM]	If it’s still active, yeah, go for it.
03:50:02:14	03:50:03:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It sure is
03:50:06:03	03:50:06:26	Brin [Basil]	That’s a 20.
03:50:07:11	03:50:13:18	Chris [GM]	Oh! Oh, you’re just kind of studying Wolfgang as he’s talking with Eros.
03:50:08:20	03:50:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	whoo
03:50:13:02	03:50:17:12	Steve [Nortle]	Really fast. This was our 12 o’clock experience or was it our 11?
03:50:16:03	03:50:19:12	Chris [GM]	Yes. This is all new. Yep. Met Wolfgang.
03:50:20:06	03:50:22:29	Dave [Xeros]	Noona that’s great good job guys
03:50:24:03	03:50:36:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Half day all the way through this is awesome. Okay. You are studying Wolfgang as he talks about trust very car salesy. Very kind of –
03:50:24:06	03:50:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	Noona with the children yeah
03:50:28:17	03:50:28:29	Brin [Basil]	Good morning.
03:50:36:01	03:50:38:21	Chris [GM]	You can just tell he’s just not a good guy, right?
03:50:38:19	03:50:38:29	Brin [Basil]	Mm-hm.
03:50:39:22	03:50:46:14	Chris [GM]	But willing to give you guys what you want so you’re willing to listen. You notice that he’s very well-dressed.
03:50:49:07	03:51:00:08	Chris [GM]	He’s a handsome guy, he’s rather tall, he’s an Asomir. He’s got that presence about him and you notice that he’s wearing something around his neck.
03:51:01:10	03:51:09:27	Chris [GM]	It is what looks like a Dreamweaver. Have you guys seen those before? I’m talking about the circular thing with webbing in it
03:51:08:05	03:51:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:51:11:01	03:51:11:17	Brin [Basil]	Dreamweaver!
03:51:12:04	03:51:15:13	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang is wearing a necklace of Dreamweaver necklace
03:51:17:18	03:51:24:09	Chris [GM]	and as he looks down at you, he notices you looking at it and he quickly sort of seals it
03:51:25:18	03:51:30:17	Chris [GM]	and acts like nothing went amiss and is still talking to you guys.
03:51:27:29	03:51:35:02	Dave [Xeros]	magic schmoozing away um on the sly i want to cast suggestion
03:51:31:23	03:51:32:08	Chris [GM]	Yep.
03:51:36:13	03:51:36:28	Chris [GM]	On the wolf game.
03:51:36:24	03:51:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	not on wolf game i wanted to cast it on uh ringa ringashad um i just want to say oh hey by the way
03:51:41:08	03:51:42:01	Chris [GM]	Bring a shard?
03:51:45:23	03:51:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	looks like the notes for all the betting were destroyed in the big fight so you’re probably
03:51:51:06	03:51:52:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:51:53:08	03:52:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	just going to have to reimburse everyone uh okay so a suggestion is yeah you suggest
03:51:57:29	03:51:59:22	Chris [GM]	Alright so how does Justin work?
03:52:01:19	03:52:02:24	Chris [GM]	If you’re casting it
03:52:04:07	03:52:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	a course of activity limited two to a sentence or two about us too you magically influence
03:52:11:21	03:52:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	creature that you can see within range that can hear and understand creatures that can’t be charmed are immune to this effect the suggestion must be worded as such in manner
03:52:22:23	03:52:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	as it makes the course of action sound reasonable.
03:52:26:29	03:52:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	Asking the creature to stab itself… Yeah, I’m not asking it to do anything really out-of-the-cordinary. The target must make a wisdom saving throw on the failed save.
03:52:38:12	03:52:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	On the failed saved that’s how I clicked out of it.
03:52:47:18	03:52:52:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, so mine’s It’s a wisdom save of 17.
03:52:54:22	03:52:58:28	Chris [GM]	All right, Renga, you’re just like a normal dude, so it’s seven.
03:52:56:22	03:52:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
03:52:58:28	03:52:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
03:53:01:08	03:53:04:20	Dave [Xeros]	I think the best thing we do is just to refund everyone, and then we’ll catch it on the next round.
03:53:04:24	03:53:08:23	Chris [GM]	Well baby, baby hold on what do you want me to give all my money back?
03:53:11:13	03:53:20:18	Chris [GM]	I’ll tell you what let’s leave the others out of this but yeah, you guys and speaking and went, here’s your trophy.
03:53:14:22	03:53:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	Me and you? We got this?
03:53:17:22	03:53:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	We did.
03:53:23:10	03:53:28:28	Chris [GM]	and he hands it to you, Arrows and inside it is rolled up as a little scroll
03:53:31:05	03:53:32:08	Chris [GM]	inside the trophy
03:53:36:01	03:53:37:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hold that for you
03:53:37:20	03:53:38:05	Chris [GM]	maybe
03:53:37:26	03:53:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	The trophy… …the gold or the scroll?
03:53:43:27	03:53:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to take out like 10 things of gold.
03:53:47:07	03:53:49:17	Chris [GM]	hold on did you open the scroll just barely has arrows
03:53:49:23	03:53:50:26	Dave [Xeros]	Huh? Not yet.
03:53:50:26	03:53:52:08	Chris [GM]	okay let’s just make sure
03:53:53:16	03:54:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	Sorry. There we go. It’s still wrapped up. I’m going to take 10 pieces of gold, melt it and then I’m going to write on the trophy. It says
03:53:56:04	03:53:57:10	Chris [GM]	alright, just making sure
03:54:03:16	03:54:06:21	Dave [Xeros]	The Fastest Knockout in Mud Wrestling History
03:54:07:26	03:54:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	Trophies are yours, Basil Hey! Hey guys I think this is from
03:54:13:23	03:54:14:19	Brin [Basil]	Hey guys!
03:54:14:12	03:54:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:54:14:22	03:54:15:20	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:54:17:25	03:54:28:05	Chris [GM]	sparks and lightning and fireworks go off as TV appears right in front of your face and smoke and dazzling. Hey, guys! It’s me, TBD! Startling you right back.
03:54:27:07	03:54:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he did he pee right
03:54:28:05	03:54:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:54:29:03	03:54:30:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:54:31:22	03:54:34:11	Brin [Basil]	Can I? Is Wolfgang still here with us?
03:54:35:07	03:54:40:19	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang… No, I should have described by that point, Wolfgang just walked off after he began talking to Rick the Shark.
03:54:40:28	03:54:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	8 o’clock
03:54:41:00	03:54:41:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:54:42:29	03:54:44:13	Chris [GM]	You’ll see him again at 8.
03:54:46:07	03:54:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	um this is probably a good idea because i’m gonna have to go wash my pants
03:54:46:14	03:54:46:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:54:53:16	03:55:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	from the mud maybe uh do you want me to do are you going to take over for me again okay guys this looks like
03:54:53:18	03:54:55:08	Brin [Basil]	We’re all covered in mud.
03:54:58:26	03:54:59:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, let’s do it.
03:55:04:15	03:55:15:07	Dave [Xeros]	td again today I’ve ventured deeper field study entry number four today I adventured deeper into
03:55:08:01	03:55:09:13	Chris [GM]	Wait, read the title.
03:55:16:09	03:55:26:16	Chris [GM]	Ways gave a pop what seemed to be an ancient grove, trees towering over me, their roots twisting like serpents. The air in the area shimmered with
03:55:26:16	03:55:36:26	Chris [GM]	magic and I could feel my body respond. I attempted a simple spell and energy surged through me amplifying my strength. What an incredible discovery! I’ll be returning here
03:55:36:26	03:55:43:27	Chris [GM]	tomorrow to run more tests. I woke up the next day crazy sore as I stretched my eye caught sight
03:55:49:14	03:56:00:23	Chris [GM]	My arm? Somehow I’ve grown stronger. My muscles have started taking off definition. Is the swamp enhancing my physical form? No, it can’t be that simple yet.
03:56:01:08	03:56:10:23	Chris [GM]	With each passing hour, I feel more powerful. I continue to hear whispers at night, soft and beckoning drifting through the trees And they unsettle me
03:56:11:16	03:56:21:23	Chris [GM]	Something the Bullywogs I met the other day said keeps coming to mind Rumors that time flows differently here days can feel like mere hours, weeks, like years.
03:56:22:10	03:56:23:19	Chris [GM]	This intrigues me.
03:56:26:27	03:56:28:18	Dave [Xeros]	Hmm, interesting.
03:56:30:00	03:56:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	Did he say he was growing like a baby’s arm?
03:56:36:22	03:57:11:02	Steve [Nortle]	It was like, I have a great one of those tasty
03:56:38:03	03:56:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	It kind of left the imagination
03:56:41:29	03:56:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:56:43:10	03:56:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	What?
03:56:45:21	03:56:52:08	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and I mean as previous there’s another symbol on this scroll yeah.
03:56:51:12	03:57:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, there’s a baby arm symbol on the scroll. It looks like it’s pretty swole though. Can you detect anything on that?
03:57:01:22	03:57:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	Ooh!
03:57:03:03	03:57:06:12	Brin [Basil]	probably not because i don’t think i have any more detect spells
03:57:06:20	03:57:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	I got a remedy for that.
03:57:11:02	03:57:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	we’re not in combat so it wouldn’t matter
03:57:11:16	03:57:13:09	Brin [Basil]	uh oh i do have sorcery
03:57:19:17	03:57:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	I mean i mean i could get you i mean 3d multi -portive it’s just spike return brownie doesn’t do anything
03:57:21:00	03:57:24:17	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, let me see this.
03:57:25:22	03:57:27:13	Steve [Nortle]	That looks like…
03:57:27:23	03:57:28:10	Brin [Basil]	the side effects
03:57:29:20	03:57:34:03	Steve [Nortle]	that looks like I got a dirty 20 while reading this
03:57:33:18	03:57:36:22	Brin [Basil]	what the
03:57:34:03	03:57:44:25	Steve [Nortle]	This belongs to the Goliath language which I know because Rex Kwan Do
03:57:34:14	03:57:36:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay what happened
03:57:36:13	03:57:41:05	Chris [GM]	Nortal you do recognize it as a symbol that belongs to the Goliath
03:57:44:25	03:57:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	is a very diverse sort of curriculum and it gave me exposure I also know the TBD as Golieth which not everybody knows
03:57:49:10	03:57:52:03	Chris [GM]	also because you know that TBD is a goliath
03:57:56:23	03:57:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	for some reason
03:58:00:13	03:58:07:13	Steve [Nortle]	sometimes It’s so good.
03:58:01:12	03:58:04:16	Chris [GM]	very, very small 7 inches tall an action figure
03:58:05:23	03:58:07:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m a Goliath Swear
03:58:07:15	03:58:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	I promise I was in the pool
03:58:08:19	03:58:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:58:08:19	03:58:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:58:09:24	03:58:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	Hi, guys! Big Mips!
03:58:10:26	03:58:11:27	Chris [GM]	TBD
03:58:13:13	03:58:14:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:58:13:13	03:58:14:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:58:14:27	03:58:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	And anyway, this is Goliath writing and it is a rune of the letter…
03:58:20:15	03:58:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pulling out I’m pullin’ out to tear and brandy come on it’s not gonna do anything yet
03:58:20:19	03:58:23:21	Chris [GM]	well that you don’t know you don’n speak Goliith
03:58:25:04	03:58:29:20	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s not an L. A? No. Maybe a B?
03:58:27:26	03:58:33:00	Dave [Xeros]	But this is going to make you a little tipsy, but not nearly as bad as we were in the Senate today.
03:58:28:16	03:58:29:01	Brin [Basil]	Alright
03:58:32:06	03:58:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	Could be a C.
03:58:33:24	03:58:34:22	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take a drink
03:58:36:19	03:58:39:08	Brin [Basil]	Uh, I’m gonna use Comprehend languages
03:58:39:21	03:58:40:21	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, F.
03:58:41:14	03:58:47:11	Brin [Basil]	Ah, you were holding it upside down No
03:58:41:26	03:58:42:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, sorry.
03:58:44:23	03:58:56:08	Chris [GM]	Falco, as you look at the symbol on the scroll You see letters form right above it As a language you can comprehend
03:58:47:11	03:58:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:58:56:08	03:58:57:26	Chris [GM]	And it is simply the letter I
03:58:58:16	03:58:58:26	Dave [Xeros]	L-I.
03:58:59:22	03:59:04:02	Steve [Nortle]	I know I said that letter at some point in my life.
03:59:01:02	03:59:05:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just for reference, this is an I.
03:59:05:09	03:59:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:59:05:16	03:59:07:27	Brin [Basil]	They actually Actually they read it this way though
03:59:07:28	03:59:18:00	Dave [Xeros]	How did you graduate Animalia High School? Like, did everyone just give you a pass?
03:59:08:19	03:59:09:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:59:09:27	03:59:10:11	Brin [Basil]	Just
03:59:18:29	03:59:22:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, no. I gave the passes. I was the captain of the football team.
03:59:21:18	03:59:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s what I’m trying to talk about. You’re also completely leaning out of the camera. But, but I’m just wondering, you know, did you actually study? Did you read anything?
03:59:22:21	03:59:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:59:25:03	03:59:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
03:59:33:27	03:59:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	What are those?
03:59:38:09	03:59:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	Should I not bring this up?
03:59:39:07	03:59:40:15	Brin [Basil]	I don’t think he knows.
03:59:41:28	03:59:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
03:59:42:13	03:59:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks! Yeah.
03:59:44:11	03:59:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:59:44:23	03:59:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	Basil is always looking out for me.
03:59:46:22	03:59:47:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Okay.
03:59:47:26	03:59:56:10	Chris [GM]	guys finish reading the scroll You almost hear echoing In the area that you are in the fairgrounds
03:59:56:10	04:00:02:11	Chris [GM]	the song that TBD was playing previous night almost calling you guys to continue
04:00:02:11	04:00:13:18	Chris [GM]	keep lurking keep searching to keep finding answers and we will end here tonight
04:00:08:01	04:00:11:24	Dave [Xeros]	TBD wants us to continue to look, continue to search.
04:00:15:02	04:00:15:18	Brin [Basil]	Nice!
04:00:16:12	04:00:30:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	see you later have we
04:00:20:24	04:00:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	Well done, Chris.
04:00:21:28	04:00:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	Well done, man.
04:00:22:19	04:00:26:14	Chris [GM]	that was fun you guys did great on all that stuff that was super fun
04:00:30:16	04:00:31:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ever had worse rolls
04:00:30:22	04:00:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	That children…

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