Greenport (one-shot)

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Dave [GM], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 2672 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:10:24	Steve [Nortle]	Clip. You want to know how Critics is played? Here, this is me explaining it. Quad ball! Quad pro quo ball!
00:00:02:26	00:00:03:25	Brin [Basil]	Here you go.
00:00:04:03	00:00:13:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sponsored by Quidball. Quad ball, quid ball, quad ball That’s
00:00:06:12	00:00:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:00:09:24	00:00:11:20	Brin [Basil]	Sponsored by Squidball!
00:00:13:15	00:00:25:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome. Oh
00:00:15:22	00:00:27:04	Dave [GM]	I know that this is like insane but eventually This is all going to be something where You can actually touch screen All of this go to the characters The world Chapters Resources The resources I think it’s really fun Because i’m gonna put in
00:00:27:04	00:00:35:19	Dave [GM]	Like things you can buy In the shops And click on it And go like Okay what’s in all the shops Stuff like So anyway It’ll be really cool
00:00:37:01	00:00:41:01	Dave [GM]	And the design’s getting there. I’ve been working on it for a little bit,
00:00:41:15	00:00:46:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh it is there that That is so sick. And the logo at the top is so awesome.
00:00:44:01	00:00:59:02	Brin [Basil]	know it sounds amazing. Oh
00:00:46:29	00:00:58:19	Dave [GM]	So you can see underneath that actually says Battle of the Bands so that’s actually where we are right now but when we go to each chapter I’ll change backdrop so actually I’m in the process of creating one for Steve’s campaign
00:00:58:19	00:01:05:20	Dave [GM]	and then if you guys have thoughts about I imagine yours is going to be like ITYS and then yours is gonna be over there
00:01:05:20	00:01:12:28	Dave [GM]	in uh Eritessa so we can create that as well um and then mine is going to be pearl which
00:01:08:01	00:01:08:26	Brin [Basil]	absolutely.
00:01:14:00	00:01:18:02	Dave [GM]	you guys probably see i’ve been already putting a bunch of stuff together for four years so
00:01:19:04	00:01:20:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So stoked.
00:01:19:28	00:01:27:15	Dave [GM]	anyway uh okay so this is what we’re doing since our dm is sick from all of the christmas
00:01:27:01	00:01:27:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Jesus
00:01:27:15	00:01:39:07	Dave [GM]	stuff that was going on with all of his little kids running around uh welcome back to the boardroom. We’re actually filming this again and we’re doing an audio as well so
00:01:31:26	00:02:00:20	Brin [Basil]	Ready set
00:01:32:14	00:02:04:15	Steve [Nortle]	we i
00:01:39:07	00:01:50:20	Dave [GM]	see how that goes um, we are just going to jump in we are going to do a little bit of shenanigans tonight, so it’ll be super fun Um So I’m gonna jump us back
00:01:50:20	00:01:59:15	Dave [GM]	right at the end of our last campaign if someone could give me a really quick recap of what happened maybe in the last five minutes
00:02:00:20	00:02:05:23	Brin [Basil]	go Steve. Wait before you start…
00:02:01:05	00:02:03:04	Dave [GM]	Steve go! With the notes
00:02:02:19	00:02:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	notes Wait
00:02:13:06	00:02:24:15	Steve [Nortle]	not keep really good notes on the final five minutes because my it went so fast and my jaw was on the floor um we had spent the entire session trying to uh do good deeds
00:02:24:15	00:02:31:26	Steve [Nortle]	at the battle of the bands uh to try to get uh into the good graces of uh jimmy hendrix
00:02:31:26	00:02:39:10	Steve [Nortle]	uh well i’m pretty sure i
00:02:32:01	00:02:34:19	Brin [Basil]	Somehow marrying someone isn’t a good deed.
00:02:39:10	00:02:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	think that’s the issue it’s the consent part but i mean nordal was down with that using his priestly with his with his mitre um but
00:02:41:27	00:02:43:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The consensual
00:02:51:09	00:03:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	anyway um we don’t get added to the battle of the bands after all of our hard work and as the battle OF THE BANDS goes on TBD is up there
00:03:03:05	00:03:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	performing that there’s clearly something anomalous with him and we kind of get pulled into almost as it were a vision of TBD under
00:03:15:02	00:03:26:23	Steve [Nortle]	the control of some mysterious figure. And then we get zapped back in time to the beginning of the day as if nothing had happened at all. And it’s clear
00:03:26:23	00:03:31:25	Steve [Nortle]	that we are caught in a time loop Groundhog Day sort of thing maybe
00:03:33:00	00:03:41:00	Steve [Nortle]	uh TBD’s dreams yeah well i think i think the fever dream part came because it was like
00:03:41:00	00:03:48:18	Steve [Nortle]	1 a .m as we were resolving the marriage and so i think that
00:03:48:05	00:03:52:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the time of that session was appropriate for the actions that were happening, like it was
00:03:51:07	00:04:01:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah it really was i tried to explain to my wife a little bit but that i was like you know usually when you’re up really late things get like unhinged and everything but this time it felt
00:04:01:29	00:04:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	You know what? Actually, as I say this out loud I realize it was very 1am. It was pretty unhinged.
00:04:07:01	00:04:07:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:04:08:03	00:04:08:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s appropriate
00:04:10:03	00:04:10:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:04:12:03	00:04:16:15	Steve [Nortle]	The inherent competition between Eros and everyone
00:04:16:07	00:04:17:18	Dave [GM]	basil and okay
00:04:18:23	00:04:25:03	Dave [GM]	yes competition uh okay so what happened was is right when you guys saw the battle of the bands
00:04:25:03	00:04:35:18	Dave [GM]	starting to kick up you saw that light that kind of like grew and and came out and that was because we were looking at TBD and we noticed there was something off with it, right?
00:04:35:28	00:04:44:28	Dave [GM]	And so we knew that probably wasn’t there. Then all of a sudden it was a giant flash light pop in like you go blind for a little bit and then all of the sudden it was like a timer.
00:04:46:13	00:04:57:16	Dave [GM]	I’m going to step back into the interval between when that lights zapped and when we ran into the time. Okay. So I’m not necessarily a retcon
00:04:57:16	00:05:08:18	Dave [GM]	I’m literally fitting an entire session into probably those five seconds. so uh there is a lot of really weird magic number one there’s chronomancy going on
00:05:08:18	00:05:11:26	Dave [GM]	time loops and chronomancie
00:05:09:04	00:05:12:07	Steve [Nortle]	Uh oh
00:05:13:22	00:05:16:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are you looking at me? What don’t I remember?
00:05:14:07	00:05:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	Because well Well, Pironomancy was
00:05:19:27	00:05:22:01	Steve [Nortle]	some of what was going on with Zan, right?
00:05:22:10	00:05:31:29	Dave [GM]	so there’s chronomancia which has become you guys have watched last air better I can say that because everyone here at this table has actually watched it instead of the one that hasn’t um
00:05:32:04	00:05:32:21	Steve [Nortle]	The fool.
00:05:32:13	00:05:37:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s actually what Chris is saying. We finally got rid of that dead weight!
00:05:34:10	00:05:35:28	Dave [GM]	just because he doesn’t understand
00:05:37:08	00:05:38:18	Steve [Nortle]	so great
00:05:37:29	00:05:44:26	Dave [GM]	right we could talk about avatar lore all night um but it’s kind of like the difference between
00:05:38:12	00:05:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:05:40:14	00:05:41:26	Brin [Basil]	but
00:05:44:26	00:05:55:24	Dave [GM]	avatar the last bender and then cora right you see there’s kind have been this escalation in bending techniques the same thing that’s happened over the past hundred years with chronomancy
00:05:55:24	00:06:00:28	Dave [GM]	there’s been a huge escalation and chronomancing and the ability to use chronomancer and manipulate
00:06:01:01	00:06:08:26	Dave [GM]	so TBD has obviously been messing with that we are zapped out but just as that happens you see
00:06:06:26	00:06:07:26	Brin [Basil]	all the
00:06:08:26	00:06:16:06	Dave [GM]	that white flashlight you also see like this freeze frame and so it’s like roses and guns
00:06:16:06	00:06:27:14	Dave [GM]	is on one stage and they just freeze just in place like to the point where like he’s singing and there’s spit coming out of his mouth, and it just like slowly popped.
00:06:27:19	00:06:38:19	Dave [GM]	Just breezes. And you guys, all of us… Eros went to the bathroom, so he had a little bit too much drink,
00:06:38:21	00:06:50:13	Dave [GM]	but you guys see all of this happen and you see a bright red-purple kind of this weird chroma orb
00:06:50:13	00:06:57:19	Dave [GM]	that just spins and then zaps you out okay so right now you are all unconscious
00:06:58:07	00:07:07:29	Dave [GM]	and you’re hearing just these chaotic sounds going on the funny thing is is basil
00:07:07:29	00:07:16:06	Dave [GM]	and nortle you guys are together you are not okay you’re all hearing the same thing
00:07:15:12	00:07:21:09	Brin [Basil]	so I’m going to cut
00:07:16:06	00:07:23:11	Dave [GM]	but you’re not all together okay so i’m going to cut these into two groups for probably the first
00:07:23:11	00:07:33:10	Dave [GM]	couple of minutes and i am going to start just because you have a little insight to something that’s going on here i’m gonna start with dogfighter so right when you come to
00:07:34:15	00:07:45:08	Dave [GM]	you’re hearing just these chaotic screams and frustration and battle noises and fire there’s just so much going on
00:07:45:08	00:07:55:12	Dave [GM]	and you kind of open your eyes they blink open And you notice that you are in a monastic river It’s basically where
00:07:55:12	00:08:05:19	Dave [GM]	the apostles of Ideas the followers of Ideias The ones that are in charge of communication throughout all of Coreus All of Eritessa
00:08:05:19	00:08:11:14	Dave [GM]	You guys write everything down You guys keep track of all the history that’s going on
00:08:11:14	00:08:18:25	Dave [GM]	in certain areas and yeah they’re like speakers if you’ve seen castlevania like the speakers um
00:08:19:14	00:08:28:02	Dave [GM]	they write down histories of everything that’s going on and then they share it across and almost like the best case scenario they have for real-time internet communication
00:08:28:20	00:08:39:27	Dave [GM]	is the reference okay and so as you’re coming to you notice you’re looking just straight up and you see this beautiful, ornate bell
00:08:39:27	00:08:45:20	Dave [GM]	in the bell tower where The Rookery is at. And then you see all of the perches in the top of the tower.
00:08:47:00	00:08:58:26	Dave [GM]	But as you start coming down you’re starting to see just blood and feathers and things just rolling down the walls As we come to you look lower and lower and lower and you’re right there
00:08:58:26	00:09:10:18	Dave [GM]	in the center of the Tower and you open your eyes and you see that everyone who was inside the rookery has been completely masked.
00:09:11:28	00:09:23:14	Dave [GM]	They are missing limbs, they’re missing heads it is insane just the carnage that’s happened inside the rookie You have no idea where you’re at
00:09:23:14	00:09:33:20	Dave [GM]	Do you want to You don’t know about this rookery You’ve been to rookeries before but this specific rookery what you do notice
00:09:25:09	00:09:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve never been to the referee. I don’t know about this.
00:09:33:20	00:09:44:26	Dave [GM]	is that it is all edged in green paint with gold trim. All the windows, everything just has a very beautiful elven finish to it
00:09:46:09	00:09:48:10	Dave [GM]	but definitely not someplace that you’ve been before.
00:09:48:20	00:09:49:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay,
00:09:50:14	00:09:51:19	Dave [GM]	What would you like to do?
00:09:53:04	00:10:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I want to like check to see either like a history or like an arcana check probably in our contract. See if you can see it’s like, what kind of magic or if i can figure out
00:10:04:06	00:10:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what has happened in this room yeah
00:10:06:09	00:10:16:27	Dave [GM]	Just in the area? So did you just want to make a perception check then? Okay go ahead and roll perception for me and see what we can make out. Keep in mind this is really strange things have happened You don’t know where you’re at.
00:10:17:01	00:10:22:13	Dave [GM]	You don’T know when you’re at, and you don’t know who you are either.
00:10:23:02	00:10:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not in my like body and like look down and then now shipwreck
00:10:27:27	00:10:29:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well it’s a nine
00:10:29:11	00:10:41:08	Dave [GM]	It’s a nine. You look around. You can’t really see or tell where this is. You’ve never heard of this if you can get out of the city and maybe see like more of that get out of the rookery
00:10:41:08	00:10:48:27	Dave [GM]	and see more of like the other towers and pieces of this you may have a really quick understanding of where this place is but inside
00:10:48:27	00:10:55:21	Dave [GM]	the rookery specifically not you also have no idea what’s killed everyone in here it looks
00:10:55:21	00:11:07:01	Dave [GM]	like it is a multi -faceted destruction you it’s knives it’s arrows it’s any and anything that
00:11:07:01	00:11:13:27	Dave [GM]	you can think of its magical like uh forces has been used to kill all of these things
00:11:15:25	00:11:16:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
00:11:19:15	00:11:28:08	Dave [GM]	the carnage spreads out from you it’s almost like it happened the beginning point of all of this the epicenter
00:11:26:29	00:11:38:18	Brin [Basil]	How fresh
00:11:28:08	00:11:37:29	Dave [GM]	of all this that is going on happen directly where you’re at so keep that in mind um very traumatized
00:11:35:10	00:11:45:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very traumatized by this oh
00:11:38:18	00:11:40:17	Brin [Basil]	is this blood? Did it happen recently?
00:11:40:14	00:11:52:01	Dave [GM]	it is probably mental it’s like if he takes a step it’s going to like cover him all right yeah
00:11:43:21	00:11:44:26	Brin [Basil]	So, it’s dripping.
00:11:45:28	00:11:55:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice okay cool this uh yeah this is cool
00:11:50:16	00:11:54:18	Steve [Nortle]	You love that! That’s something both of you do.
00:11:51:27	00:11:52:29	Brin [Basil]	What’s your favorite?
00:11:55:12	00:11:56:19	Brin [Basil]	You want some pink feathers?
00:11:57:20	00:12:08:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh okay yeah i um since i don’t recognize anything here i’m gonna locate maybe an exit to try and go into the city see if i can figure out what city it is at least
00:12:08:27	00:12:15:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe that’ll help so i’m gonna walk outside carefully over the bodies
00:12:13:13	00:12:23:14	Dave [GM]	you as you start to walk outside I want you to make and
00:12:23:14	00:12:34:24	Dave [GM]	so you You walk outside, and as you walk to the doorway, it’s kind of like that movement
00:12:25:18	00:12:26:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:12:25:18	00:12:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:12:34:24	00:12:40:13	Dave [GM]	of a camera where you’re going through everything into the field has this dolly-cruise doorway.
00:12:41:04	00:12:50:28	Dave [GM]	You see just this open sight of what you’ve noticed pretty quickly is the lower ward of a port city.
00:12:52:13	00:13:02:29	Dave [GM]	um you’re looking towards the port so you’re looking down into the water everything from the point of where you’re at is on fire
00:13:02:29	00:13:07:25	Dave [GM]	but it’s really strange because everything has a purple haze to it
00:13:08:26	00:13:09:09	Dave [GM]	everything
00:13:10:23	00:13:21:15	Dave [GM]	so if you’re looking at the fire everything is glowing purple you’re looking down towards the water almost has like an iridescent glow of purple
00:13:21:15	00:13:32:22	Dave [GM]	to it you guys have seen like that um like those areas where you can go swim with jellyfish that they have their own fluorescence. That’s what the water looks like . You look out into
00:13:32:22	00:13:39:22	Dave [GM]	the port and you see multiple black sailed ships that
00:13:39:22	00:13:48:29	Dave [GM]	are huge attack warships in the air you see dirigibles that are war dirigibles.
00:13:50:04	00:13:55:16	Dave [GM]	And all of them have a crest on them. Do you want to
00:13:58:19	00:14:07:08	Dave [GM]	Yeah, yeah. I mean they’re not hiding this at all so if you wanna take a looking do a little bit of an investigation
00:14:02:25	00:14:03:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:14:08:22	00:14:12:22	Dave [GM]	let’s do a history check actually on the crest
00:14:14:09	00:14:21:17	Steve [Nortle]	Are these all still moving? or they so there’s like explosions and attack
00:14:16:24	00:14:19:10	Dave [GM]	This is happening right now
00:14:21:08	00:14:28:07	Dave [GM]	everything yeah so like from the different ships they’re not using cannonballs they are firing
00:14:21:17	00:14:37:25	Steve [Nortle]	and everything is okay yeah
00:14:31:27	00:14:42:10	Brin [Basil]	you even have new dice he’s yes he’s very studious
00:14:32:06	00:14:37:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bryn brynn like bryn hit me and i think she
00:14:37:05	00:14:39:00	Dave [GM]	to give you advantage on this just because
00:14:40:14	00:14:46:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait can I use any of my ability because I can gain advantage once per turn with
00:14:47:20	00:14:55:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tides of chaos with my magic but I do have to roll for a wild surge and stuff so yeah okay great
00:14:55:01	00:15:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	it’s not a one so you don’t shrink wait do you not have any bonuses to your
00:14:57:07	00:15:02:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh man gosh okay well it’s a nine again
00:15:03:13	00:15:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah consistent not to history no
00:15:04:17	00:15:14:05	Brin [Basil]	will you try this one is it your guys or is it just your hand try this try
00:15:09:20	00:15:13:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	these are different than last time because it was so bad last time
00:15:18:22	00:15:20:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah we got a ten
00:15:21:11	00:15:26:26	Dave [GM]	so Foulclaws i think just cursed I think we need to come up with what the curse is for Foulclaw
00:15:25:26	00:15:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	just stunned I mean how well do you remember your crests when you see carnage
00:15:27:05	00:15:28:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little stunned by this
00:15:31:07	00:15:36:10	Brin [Basil]	true that true true
00:15:34:01	00:15:39:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve never really been inside another person’s like body before so I’ma little you know
00:15:36:10	00:15:43:24	Brin [Basil]	that. He loves murder so yeah it’s
00:15:42:14	00:15:55:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i have a plan though okay
00:15:42:15	00:15:53:29	Dave [GM]	yes that’s what you learned about just all of the uh okay great what you can do though is you can explain what the crest is i’m not going to give you the history on it but i will explain
00:15:43:24	00:16:25:13	Brin [Basil]	his favorite thing I
00:15:54:29	00:16:05:19	Dave [GM]	okay so these are a black crest black and silver it is a circle silver circle ornate really beautiful
00:16:05:19	00:16:13:00	Dave [GM]	very elegant like silver circle in the middle of the circle is a six -fingered hand held up like
00:16:13:00	00:16:23:04	Dave [GM]	this and not with band -aid sorry band -aid is is not on there yeah and then there’s this
00:16:21:25	00:16:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	so it’s AI generated
00:16:25:13	00:16:49:14	Brin [Basil]	got it just
00:16:26:01	00:16:31:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	does it have two pinkies or two thumbs or two like is it a totally different finger
00:16:28:05	00:16:29:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:16:31:22	00:16:48:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	which one okay anything
00:16:37:21	00:16:42:14	Dave [GM]	The thumb and the index finger are severed at first joint.
00:16:45:14	00:16:50:27	Dave [GM]	So it’s a hand that’s spread out like this and the thumb and finger are missing basically top half
00:16:48:13	00:16:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	severed
00:16:49:14	00:16:58:18	Brin [Basil]	a little
00:16:52:03	00:16:54:03	Dave [GM]	probably where you would build scissors.
00:16:57:26	00:16:59:16	Steve [Nortle]	anything scissors
00:16:57:26	00:17:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what could this be
00:16:58:18	00:18:16:00	Brin [Basil]	insight. What
00:17:00:21	00:17:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a mystery
00:17:03:15	00:17:15:15	Dave [GM]	Okay so that’s what you see so you see back um and just as you step outside there is uh what is your passive perception
00:17:17:22	00:17:29:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	paper uh 11 yeah yeah what is
00:17:21:29	00:17:26:29	Dave [GM]	It’s 11. Okay, and what is your hit AC?
00:17:33:16	00:17:41:00	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you hear just as a screech like whistling through the air
00:17:43:01	00:17:52:22	Dave [GM]	You hear it’s an arrow but it’s almost like it’s silence You can see it you kind of catch it out at the side of your eyes
00:17:53:19	00:18:04:03	Dave [GM]	All the arrows all the fletching on these arrows are made out of owls Basically silencers, right? Because owl wings are completely silent.
00:18:04:18	00:18:11:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	too far dave you’ve taken things way too far okay i’m taking it i’m gonna get up and walk out of here
00:18:05:25	00:18:06:25	Dave [GM]	I told you,
00:18:08:19	00:18:13:14	Dave [GM]	And that arrow comes in
00:18:13:24	00:18:15:17	Steve [Nortle]	this is two week notice
00:18:16:00	00:18:43:05	Brin [Basil]	if he kills one of us? Great!
00:18:19:07	00:18:25:21	Dave [GM]	in and hits you squarely in the neck and we are going to roll 6-6 of damage
00:18:26:20	00:18:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh great i’m
00:18:27:10	00:18:27:29	Dave [GM]	versus
00:18:29:10	00:18:32:17	Dave [GM]	six points of damage second is seven
00:18:39:01	00:18:46:03	Steve [Nortle]	so that’s 15 that’s a pretty strong neck you got there my friend
00:18:41:00	00:18:41:03	Dave [GM]	of
00:18:43:05	00:18:49:08	Brin [Basil]	He turned it like this, just like Trump.
00:18:43:19	00:18:43:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	strong
00:18:49:03	00:18:49:25	Dave [GM]	it’s really thick
00:18:50:10	00:18:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I mean So the target is actually this big.
00:18:54:02	00:18:54:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:18:55:20	00:18:57:20	Dave [GM]	like it may not have even hit the neck it may
00:18:58:25	00:19:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	Which she cares about so it’s more like psychic damage
00:19:03:14	00:19:08:29	Steve [Nortle]	from all the plumage for destruction to your plumage
00:19:08:09	00:19:12:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	never mind the arrow in my neck psychic damage
00:19:10:08	00:19:14:18	Dave [GM]	and take an additional two points of damage
00:19:10:17	00:19:11:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:19:17:05	00:19:18:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome I’m so
00:19:18:11	00:19:19:23	Steve [Nortle]	mental trauma
00:19:20:16	00:19:23:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	glad I came you guys this is so good tonight
00:19:24:03	00:19:26:17	Brin [Basil]	You’re still alive!
00:19:24:09	00:19:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I’m still alive. Yeah, I am fine.
00:19:25:16	00:19:31:10	Dave [GM]	still alive okay you’re you’re alive you’re alone you’re in the middle of probably the ultimate chaos you could possibly see
00:19:31:10	00:19:38:07	Dave [GM]	within a city it’s nighttime there is a little bit of moonlight like shining through everything
00:19:34:12	00:19:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, it’s night time.
00:19:38:07	00:19:44:06	Dave [GM]	thing has a purple haste to it. It’s iridescent, and there are people shooting at you with owl-fletched
00:19:45:14	00:19:55:04	Dave [GM]	arrows, and you don’t even know where they’re going. All right, and with that we are gonna smash cut right over to Basil and Nortel.
00:19:48:22	00:19:49:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Amazing.
00:19:51:29	00:19:53:04	Brin [Basil]	I’d like this.
00:19:55:04	00:19:55:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do I have a plan?
00:19:58:25	00:19:59:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
00:20:00:14	00:20:01:01	Brin [Basil]	Fly?
00:20:02:03	00:20:06:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I had a plan until I was shot and now… New plan.
00:20:06:12	00:20:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:20:07:16	00:20:19:06	Dave [GM]	kind of… isn’t that the case? Everyone has a good planet that you punch in the face? Uh all right, Basil and Nordle, you both have this just ringing in your ears. It’s like a flashbang
00:20:07:16	00:20:21:01	Brin [Basil]	How do I
00:20:12:09	00:20:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	Tie them
00:20:21:01	00:20:22:03	Brin [Basil]	plug when you…
00:20:22:17	00:20:23:16	Dave [GM]	How do you…
00:20:24:25	00:20:26:03	Dave [GM]	You just have to tie them
00:20:25:07	00:20:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	in a knot
00:20:25:17	00:20:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:28:05	00:20:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	You look like Rosie the Riveter.
00:20:30:21	00:20:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:31:09	00:20:34:12	Dave [GM]	with your ears That’s perfect!
00:20:33:26	00:20:35:01	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
00:20:35:23	00:20:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	flex a little bit
00:20:37:11	00:20:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, well you know that you can’t.
00:20:39:19	00:20:43:02	Dave [GM]	say things like this because then I’m just going to get on mid-journey and generate it
00:20:41:21	00:20:42:23	Steve [Nortle]	I know you are.
00:20:41:27	00:20:42:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:20:45:10	00:20:54:16	Dave [GM]	Rosie the Riveter plus Basil and her gauntlets uh so um as you wake up and as your eyes blink open
00:20:54:16	00:21:01:10	Dave [GM]	um you are in the middle of a tower
00:21:02:26	00:21:12:16	Dave [GM]	almost like a siege area where you definitely could tell that this is place where people would have to get through in order to um get up further up to the upper ward of where
00:21:14:07	00:21:23:23	Dave [GM]	uh you are on fire and it’s purple it is purple fire you look up and you see your fur has started
00:21:23:23	00:21:27:20	Dave [GM]	to descend and you’re you are actually on fire so you’re going to be taking 1d6
00:21:26:07	00:21:32:16	Brin [Basil]	Okay, probably great.
00:21:27:20	00:21:37:11	Dave [GM]	fire damage right off the bat so that’s three points of damage and it will yeah it’s just one
00:21:33:15	00:21:35:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s only 1d6 by the way
00:21:37:11	00:21:44:11	Dave [GM]	but until you put out the fire you will number one continue to take the 1d60 fire damage
00:21:37:26	00:21:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	Just want to point out
00:21:44:04	00:21:45:16	Brin [Basil]	I thought you were going to say that.
00:21:44:19	00:21:53:07	Dave [GM]	you take it twice, the fire spreads and you’ll take 2d6. It will spread further 3d6 4d6 5d6
00:21:53:07	00:22:02:20	Dave [GM]	all the way up until… So you are on fire. Nortle, you’re a tortle. You’re like immune
00:22:02:20	00:22:10:03	Dave [GM]	to fire so this is just like we’re not immune to it but you’re not going to catch on fire um but but you are
00:22:07:01	00:22:08:13	Brin [Basil]	You just get flaky?
00:22:09:15	00:22:11:06	Steve [Nortle]	it dries out my skin.
00:22:12:14	00:22:14:01	Dave [GM]	are we back to that in a little
00:22:13:23	00:22:16:05	Brin [Basil]	Can someone pick the scab for me?
00:22:14:29	00:22:17:08	Steve [Nortle]	My throat hurts that’s all.
00:22:20:10	00:22:25:09	Dave [GM]	you are not on fire but you look over and you see a heron gone
00:22:26:12	00:22:38:03	Dave [GM]	um not necessarily basil uh on fire and you look up and you guys are right next
00:22:38:03	00:22:42:22	Dave [GM]	to the port water You take 10 feet, 10 steps out further. You’re on the docks.
00:22:45:05	00:22:46:15	Dave [GM]	What would you guys like to do?
00:22:48:27	00:22:49:22	Brin [Basil]	for a quick swim.
00:22:51:11	00:22:52:16	Dave [GM]	Okay, go for it.
00:22:52:04	00:23:01:22	Brin [Basil]	Or, I’m gonna just like literally one hop and jump into water. Easy.
00:22:54:16	00:23:00:15	Dave [GM]	Okay, you are… You’re 10 feet from the doggs and then you’re probably another 20 feet from the water.
00:23:04:17	00:23:07:20	Dave [GM]	that the water is glowing iridescently purple
00:23:10:16	00:23:21:01	Dave [GM]	so yes, you can jump in the water but you will also have to go through a tower of about 20 feet of flames. So you’ll have to jump
00:23:21:01	00:23:26:05	Dave [GM]	through, it will give you probably more fire damage to get through it and then jumping in the water to dowsing.
00:23:27:07	00:23:28:05	Dave [GM]	You do have
00:23:27:08	00:23:27:20	Brin [Basil]	Alright.
00:23:29:17	00:23:36:19	Dave [GM]	all of your inventory. Your gauntlets, your boots Nordolf has his Pope hat I don’t know if he has it on right now because he doesn’t want to burn off
00:23:36:09	00:23:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	yeah maybe i’ll need to just i think actually yeah i think i am
00:23:39:28	00:23:43:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, you’re walking through the flames with your Pope hat. Okay.
00:23:43:22	00:23:46:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to go in his shell and just roll
00:23:46:23	00:23:50:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah i mean honestly i can i think I’ll just
00:23:53:21	00:24:02:16	Steve [Nortle]	like i’m gonna keep my hind legs out so that i can still like scuttle around yep uh yeah
00:23:56:04	00:23:56:26	Dave [GM]	Oh got it
00:23:58:29	00:24:00:12	Dave [GM]	so straight up like a tank
00:23:59:21	00:24:00:08	Brin [Basil]	Scuttle
00:24:01:13	00:24:02:10	Dave [GM]	pulled everything in
00:24:03:17	00:24:09:11	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, you can see the tip of the miter coming out at the top. But other than that, it’s just my little feet.
00:24:09:25	00:24:18:29	Dave [GM]	Are you heading towards the water? are you going up the hill are you following okay so you’re bounding through the flames
00:24:14:10	00:24:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to follow my half-sister.
00:24:19:22	00:24:24:01	Brin [Basil]	Do I want to do this? Or do I just wanna do the classic stop-drop roll.
00:24:26:02	00:24:29:23	Brin [Basil]	Okay, we’re getting at it. Let’s just get out of here. Let’s get out there.
00:24:26:20	00:24:28:20	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like instinctively
00:24:30:17	00:24:32:02	Steve [Nortle]	water doesn’t scare me.
00:24:31:20	00:24:33:19	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. You can go to the water.
00:24:31:25	00:24:43:18	Dave [GM]	Okay all right. So, you’re gonna take 1d6 of fire damage going through The Flames to start so that’s another four points of damage and then Nortle
00:24:37:24	00:24:38:09	Brin [Basil]	Alright.
00:24:43:18	00:24:51:12	Dave [GM]	is following you just scuttling like this and you’re bound. You barely, like you jumped and you barely just nipped the top of it. If you’re on fire
00:24:51:12	00:24:59:17	Dave [GM]	it almost starts you on fire. Your arm and now that you’ve jumped through your foot is starting to cinder
00:24:54:04	00:24:55:14	Brin [Basil]	And it’s just my arm you said.
00:24:59:17	00:25:11:16	Dave [GM]	a bit. It’s extreme hot. Everything here is on fire so it’d be like a firefighter walking into an inferno. Okay so you’re both making
00:25:00:02	00:25:00:16	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:25:02:26	00:25:03:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
00:25:07:25	00:25:08:07	Brin [Basil]	Right.
00:25:11:16	00:25:22:10	Dave [GM]	your way towards the water. You get down, the docks made of wood completely ablaze. They’re starting to cinder, crack, break, fall into the water What you do notice is if you want to make a perception check
00:25:12:09	00:25:12:24	Brin [Basil]	Definitely.
00:25:22:10	00:25:24:02	Dave [GM]	something that’s happening
00:25:25:03	00:25:26:02	Brin [Basil]	Uh yeah absolutely.
00:25:25:09	00:25:26:02	Steve [Nortle]	Both of us?
00:25:26:05	00:25:28:22	Dave [GM]	Yeah both of them You’re going to have to stick your head out though
00:25:27:11	00:25:28:14	Brin [Basil]	You’re gonna have to be cut.
00:25:35:17	00:25:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	welcome to the club
00:25:36:13	00:25:40:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah! So I start to shrink all of a sudden.
00:25:40:25	00:25:42:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh, no!
00:25:42:05	00:25:46:06	Dave [GM]	what is your shrinking size?
00:25:44:11	00:25:46:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in the vision
00:25:47:03	00:25:48:26	Steve [Nortle]	I honestly don’t know.
00:25:48:21	00:25:58:21	Dave [GM]	Because you haven’t Okay you have to roll the D100 then to find out what the percentage is because you haven’t done it yet well you did you roll
00:25:50:13	00:25:56:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh. Welcome to the club…
00:25:53:22	00:26:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t remember. I don’t think I did.
00:26:06:22	00:26:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	89% so
00:26:08:01	00:26:15:23	Dave [GM]	okay so you you’re running and your head just barely popped out and then it looks like your head goes back in but you actually just
00:26:15:10	00:26:16:13	Steve [Nortle]	it’s stuck
00:26:16:03	00:26:22:04	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a hammy-down shell
00:26:18:06	00:26:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	like a cat trying to get its head out between the slats
00:26:23:04	00:26:25:14	Dave [GM]	as you do that you do fall
00:26:25:05	00:26:28:17	Steve [Nortle]	Baschel! Something is going wrong here
00:26:26:17	00:26:27:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:26:31:19	00:26:43:17	Dave [GM]	you’re prone but because you’re a portal, you’re almost like a hockey puck and so as you fall instead of stopping and going prone, you actually just slide towards the water and you can’t stop
00:26:35:13	00:26:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
00:26:36:04	00:26:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	that was
00:26:44:20	00:26:47:08	Dave [GM]	So if you guys want to roll perception for me real quick
00:26:47:07	00:26:48:07	Brin [Basil]	I rolled a knife.
00:26:48:16	00:26:56:03	Dave [GM]	Nine. And you are one Okay, you’re just noticing that as the docks are crackling and on fire all the cinders are disfalling.
00:26:50:11	00:26:50:24	Steve [Nortle]	my one
00:26:50:21	00:26:51:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, my gosh.
00:26:56:25	00:26:59:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Is anything happening to the scissors?
00:26:59:08	00:27:01:29	Dave [GM]	If you roll better than a 10
00:27:02:03	00:27:04:24	Brin [Basil]	Dang it. I was hoping you would just not notice that I asked.
00:27:04:22	00:27:06:28	Dave [GM]	yeah, you would have seen something
00:27:06:29	00:27:17:13	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Okay. Well, I’m in panic. I’m on fire so I’m definitely sticking with my feet and my hands as I get into the water. Not – I don’t want to go near the dock.
00:27:17:17	00:27:19:06	Brin [Basil]	I think we should go like shore route.
00:27:18:21	00:27:20:22	Dave [GM]	so you’re gonna stick your hand in the water
00:27:20:20	00:27:29:22	Brin [Basil]	Yes. and whatever part of my foot is starting to go ablaze yes from
00:27:24:07	00:27:35:04	Dave [GM]	okay so you get down to the shore you’re kind of like on the pebbled beach area it’s actually really like a nice fine like white sand but you are starting to notice that it’s so hot
00:27:35:04	00:27:42:01	Dave [GM]	that the top layer of it is starting to turn glass from right next to the water
00:27:39:26	00:27:40:10	Brin [Basil]	water
00:27:42:26	00:27:52:09	Dave [GM]	so you go ahead and you stick your hand in the water all right and don’t you do not turn to
00:27:49:06	00:27:49:29	Brin [Basil]	turned the glass.
00:27:52:09	00:28:00:06	Dave [GM]	class i do want you to make a athletics saving
00:27:59:01	00:28:02:11	Brin [Basil]	Okay, saving throw.
00:28:05:09	00:28:10:20	Brin [Basil]	Wait, athletic saving throw? Do I still just use…
00:28:09:02	00:28:20:20	Dave [GM]	it’s whatever your it’s dexterity so whatever your dexterous so dexterty is that is that strength or is it athletic i want the
00:28:11:26	00:28:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I
00:28:20:20	00:28:34:18	Dave [GM]	dexter i don’t have okay yeah at the dexterities say we’re 21 okay
00:28:23:04	00:28:23:27	Steve [Nortle]	think that’s athletics.
00:28:34:18	00:28:43:17	Dave [GM]	so as you stick your hand in there. Athletic strength, okay? So athletic strength and then the other one is acrobatics,
00:28:38:21	00:28:39:25	Steve [Nortle]	Athletics is strength.
00:28:40:25	00:28:42:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sweet.
00:28:43:15	00:28:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	Acrobatics is dex.
00:28:43:24	00:28:49:26	Dave [GM]	right? Acrobatrics. So that was your acrobatic. I’ll take that as your acrobatic. As you stick
00:28:45:24	00:28:47:25	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I like it.
00:28:49:26	00:28:58:25	Dave [GM]	your hands into the water, the purple fire that’s on you boils the water and there is a magical
00:28:56:07	00:28:57:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:28:58:25	00:29:06:00	Dave [GM]	release of energy and it is going to pop you about
00:29:06:00	00:29:14:15	Dave [GM]	60 feet in the air uh i am gonna give
00:29:11:11	00:29:13:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m used to this right.
00:29:14:15	00:29:25:11	Dave [GM]	an opportunity to do a dexterity slide of hand to grab nortle before he goes into the water and pull that it’s blowing you away from the water it’s not blowing you into the
00:29:24:11	00:29:29:09	Brin [Basil]	Right. Okay, 100%.
00:29:25:11	00:29:32:22	Dave [GM]	water. So if you want to take him with you, you can. Okay so as that happens go ahead and make
00:29:55:07	00:29:55:28	Brin [Basil]	nat 1…
00:29:56:21	00:29:58:00	Steve [Nortle]	Save me sister!
00:29:59:27	00:30:01:29	Brin [Basil]	But I got plus 3 so it’s a 4.
00:30:00:01	00:30:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	add
00:30:02:28	00:30:09:20	Dave [GM]	in that one. Okay I yeah what’s your size
00:30:04:27	00:30:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	So didn’t you shrink to like a foot?
00:30:14:22	00:30:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	it’s stressful. It’s not a surprise that this is still happening
00:30:17:11	00:30:21:16	Brin [Basil]	I think I did the math when I was 13 inches tall.
00:30:18:26	00:30:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	A little bit smaller now
00:30:22:03	00:30:26:00	Dave [GM]	Okay, so no matter what you do, you’re not pulling Nortle with you.
00:30:26:22	00:30:31:27	Brin [Basil]	That’s right! I was like TBD and a half
00:30:32:00	00:30:33:02	Dave [GM]	Okay, so
00:30:32:29	00:30:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	I never thought that the shrinking thing would end up killing us Like, look at those go
00:30:39:00	00:30:43:16	Dave [GM]	you were originally going 60 feet in the air. You are now going
00:30:47:04	00:30:56:11	Dave [GM]	130 feet a meter because your size strength and the explosion has more of an impact on your small size than it does your big size.
00:30:57:14	00:31:06:08	Dave [GM]	Nortel, you’re spinning into the water. um you go across the glass just like that ice like it’s like ice in a hot green just
00:31:03:27	00:31:05:18	Steve [Nortle]	like yeah
00:31:06:08	00:31:13:10	Dave [GM]	you’re sliding in you hit the water and the same thing happens to you pop
00:31:07:06	00:31:08:03	Steve [Nortle]	of course
00:31:14:08	00:31:22:08	Dave [GM]	so you both are flying i’m gonna roll for you jeez okay you went 90 feet near you got a lot
00:31:16:01	00:32:44:26	Brin [Basil]	It’s like popcorn in the microwave by Altarius
00:31:22:08	00:31:32:20	Dave [GM]	higher role than she did 130 feet in the air 90 feet in there and you guys are sailing back I want you guys to spot where you want to land.
00:31:33:09	00:31:43:18	Dave [GM]	I’m going to give you three options, okay? Number one is a giant animal cathedral
00:31:43:18	00:31:54:01	Dave [GM]	that is more stone. So if you landed it correctly, you could probably… You’re gonna take a ton of damage.
00:31:54:07	00:32:03:29	Dave [GM]	But you can land it and you’ll be kind of in a sanctuary space that is magical. Number two, there’s a big open court area
00:32:04:22	00:32:12:12	Dave [GM]	that everything’s on fire around it but this is the main central street that goes straight up to what’s called the Menagerie up top
00:32:13:24	00:32:24:10	Dave [GM]	That road is so big It’s like a Roman centurion giant promenade Is so big that it is not on fire But it’s probably your best direct path to get around the city
00:32:24:25	00:32:37:21	Dave [GM]	Number three is the Forbidden Fruits Orchard Tavern
00:32:37:21	00:32:43:20	Dave [GM]	is on the far right side. Somehow it’s magically protected, it’s got like this magical bubble around it
00:32:44:26	00:33:04:14	Brin [Basil]	while
00:32:45:01	00:32:50:27	Dave [GM]	and there might be some things there that can help you in your journey
00:32:50:27	00:32:57:13	Dave [GM]	so you kind of have one protection two a straight path to figure out probably what’s going on more
00:32:57:13	00:33:03:26	Dave [GM]	three an ability to loot some magical items well where would you guys like to try direct yourselves
00:33:03:25	00:33:09:23	Steve [Nortle]	decide separately since
00:33:11:24	00:33:14:29	Dave [GM]	yeah yeah what do you well you guys
00:33:13:08	00:33:14:04	Brin [Basil]	flying through the air.
00:33:18:14	00:33:27:24	Brin [Basil]	What are you
00:33:23:10	00:33:45:28	Steve [Nortle]	was thinking
00:33:27:24	00:33:36:04	Brin [Basil]	thinking? I think, I want to
00:33:36:04	00:35:03:21	Brin [Basil]	figure out what’s going on. So
00:33:45:28	00:33:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	i would go to the animal sanctuary i don’t
00:33:48:14	00:33:59:22	Dave [GM]	the animal sanctuary okay uh i’m gonna make this a pretty easy straight roll um it’s going to be a d100 it’s gonna
00:33:55:25	00:34:28:10	Steve [Nortle]	know that that’s gonna help but 56 court
00:33:59:22	00:34:07:02	Dave [GM]	to be 30 -30 -30. Because you guys got blasted so far, first is the Animal Sanctuary is the
00:34:07:02	00:34:14:15	Dave [GM]	first 30. The second 30 is the Promenade. The third is the Forbidden Fruits Tavern and then
00:34:14:15	00:34:27:25	Dave [GM]	last 10 % from 90 to 100 is you get to choose 89, 56.
00:34:27:25	00:34:34:27	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you ended up in the second And so you’re in the promenade. You’re in The Tavern.
00:34:28:10	00:34:33:22	Steve [Nortle]	i went into yeah
00:34:36:29	00:34:48:04	Dave [GM]	Relatively close, and the tavern’s right off of a big open area that is from the prom. And there’s nothing blocking it. So okay, you guys are going to land there and as you guys
00:34:48:04	00:34:58:16	Dave [GM]	are coming in for impact uh you were 130 feet in the air or you were 90 Okay so Is there any magical effects that you guys can use to stop
00:34:52:11	00:34:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	90
00:35:00:10	00:35:01:01	Dave [GM]	You don’t
00:35:00:29	00:35:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	with the boots
00:35:02:23	00:35:12:16	Dave [GM]	okay so basil you are just going to come sailing through you go right through the window of the you’ve been to these taverns before it’s the applebees
00:35:03:21	00:35:05:21	Brin [Basil]	to $1,000 or $2,500.
00:35:09:27	00:35:14:13	Brin [Basil]	You gave me $3,000? Yeah. Just another day of
00:35:12:16	00:35:23:03	Dave [GM]	of pereas um you come sailing through there you land perfectly squarely on your feet you roll over and you slide up to the bar and uh the barkeep kind of pops up
00:35:23:03	00:35:32:09	Dave [GM]	and takes a look at you and then over nortle do you have any magical effects that you can try because you’re monkish right you might
00:35:33:29	00:35:37:08	Steve [Nortle]	of the wind but that doesn’t do anything as far as like preventing
00:35:37:20	00:35:40:21	Dave [GM]	Do you have any teleportation or anything? Is that what Step of the Wind is?
00:35:38:27	00:35:44:12	Steve [Nortle]	it allows me to disengage and
00:35:44:12	00:35:45:10	Dave [GM]	Oh, yeah. That’s right.
00:35:49:05	00:35:49:23	Dave [GM]	I’ll get to it.
00:35:55:02	00:35:56:13	Brin [Basil]	Thanks Steve!
00:35:56:19	00:35:57:18	Dave [GM]	Thanks, Steve!
00:35:57:23	00:35:59:24	Brin [Basil]	I got the card if you wanna see it!
00:35:59:15	00:36:02:29	Dave [GM]	As he’s rewriting The Lying Lyre spell…
00:36:01:18	00:36:02:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:36:01:29	00:36:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah exactly that’s exactly what i was thinking um yeah i don’t see anything on my so
00:36:13:08	00:36:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	um what i think i can do though is i will
00:36:18:05	00:36:26:26	Steve [Nortle]	because i see that heading and am i gonna brace for impact if i could use my uh my strength
00:36:28:06	00:36:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	saving throw i get advantage while i’m in my shell on strength savings though so that gives
00:36:31:25	00:36:37:04	Dave [GM]	Okay. Yeah, so I will let you take half damage if you make that save
00:36:33:26	00:36:42:22	Steve [Nortle]	me a better chance okay well isn’t
00:36:34:27	00:36:35:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what happens
00:36:38:11	00:36:40:02	Dave [GM]	because I honestly think this might kill you.
00:36:42:22	00:36:59:28	Steve [Nortle]	it 96 13 so
00:36:44:02	00:36:45:11	Dave [GM]	Yeah, it’s 9d6.
00:36:46:29	00:37:00:02	Dave [GM]	so you’ll take i’ll just round it down to four 13 okay
00:36:59:28	00:37:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	16
00:37:00:02	00:37:02:15	Dave [GM]	you yeah you’ll pick out
00:37:04:06	00:37:15:01	Dave [GM]	okay the first set is five the second set is 11. yeah 16 points okay so you’re gonna hit
00:37:15:01	00:37:19:00	Dave [GM]	you’re going to like kind of tuck in roll over you land on your shell what happens after that
00:37:17:29	00:37:27:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah um so i i hit and like sparks fly off of my back as i hit the ground because I’m on my back now.
00:37:27:20	00:37:31:19	Brin [Basil]	Does this show have gold scrolls? Yes!
00:37:31:11	00:37:39:08	Steve [Nortle]	No, it’s melted off now! It’s been way too hot. There’s like golden streaks on the ground as I’m bouncing. I didn’t know that.
00:37:33:01	00:37:33:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh!
00:37:40:15	00:37:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m in there and I hit and
00:37:44:09	00:37:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	bounce just kind of stone over water a little bit with little golden puddles Yeah And then I careen off of
00:37:55:28	00:37:57:00	Steve [Nortle]	a tree
00:37:58:06	00:38:09:29	Dave [GM]	there’s i mean it’s everything’s on fire but i mean is just kind of a cobblestone promenade at this point so there are there are dead bodies everywhere
00:38:03:22	00:38:08:26	Steve [Nortle]	Okay Okay. Is there destruction on it? Like, ruins and…
00:38:09:29	00:38:11:01	Dave [GM]	and if you can
00:38:12:06	00:38:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	Sure as I’m sweating.
00:38:15:13	00:38:19:08	Dave [GM]	Oh my gosh,
00:38:17:09	00:38:22:17	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I can’t! I shrunk again! I just shrunk against you!
00:38:22:02	00:38:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is going to be a really short session, you guys. It’s going to I’m really sharp.
00:38:24:17	00:38:26:22	Steve [Nortle]	I have a really short turtle all of a sudden.
00:38:25:27	00:38:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:38:26:22	00:38:36:18	Dave [GM]	you’re like what 20 no 80 % to 80%. What’s 80 % of 80 %? Like 60%, we’ll call it 60%. You’re at 60% size. You’re
00:38:34:29	00:38:36:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, okay.
00:38:36:18	00:38:38:23	Dave [GM]	at 30%
00:38:36:22	00:38:42:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m 30% Daisy. I think I rolled 36, originally.
00:38:40:27	00:38:41:13	Dave [GM]	Okay,
00:38:41:06	00:38:42:22	Steve [Nortle]	Original that first time.
00:38:43:16	00:38:50:14	Dave [GM]	okay. I wasn’t planning on killing you guys outright but man. All right so you’re skating down the street
00:38:51:03	00:39:01:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hitting puddles, and I’m trying to see what’s going on but really like, it’s my… I’m really rattled. And then I just slam into
00:38:59:02	00:38:59:29	Dave [GM]	discombobulated
00:39:03:11	00:39:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	some corpses that are kind of heaped up and I smack into it and some of them flop down on the ground. But that’s enough to stop me.
00:39:09:07	00:39:12:18	Brin [Basil]	Squelchy? Where’s the button?
00:39:13:26	00:39:18:13	Dave [GM]	squelch I don’t have the button anymore eventually it’s going to be over here
00:39:18:13	00:39:29:06	Dave [GM]	um okay so Nordle I want you to stand up and get your bearings go ahead and stand up. And where are you heading next?
00:39:19:06	00:39:20:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:39:20:20	00:39:34:00	Steve [Nortle]	You know, if
00:39:20:29	00:39:22:19	Brin [Basil]	It’ll be much more sophisticated.
00:39:29:11	00:39:31:26	Dave [GM]	I think I would allow you guys to,
00:39:34:00	00:39:42:02	Steve [Nortle]	my passive perception would be okay with you I would notice plenty of things because I’ve got 15 on that when I actively try to perceive that I struggled.
00:39:42:01	00:39:45:26	Dave [GM]	you did find out where Basil went. Yeah. You could see that.
00:39:45:26	00:39:49:03	Steve [Nortle]	The curses coming.
00:39:48:02	00:39:58:29	Dave [GM]	Yeah. And it was like this purple streak she’s like a purple shooting star coming out of yeah yeah yep because she was on fire and then there’s a little bit of smoke
00:39:52:06	00:39:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	Right, there’s still like the tendrils.
00:39:52:22	00:40:03:22	Brin [Basil]	a hairy comet. A fluffy comet! Thank you foul cloth sounds much better
00:39:57:28	00:39:59:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fluffy comment
00:40:07:04	00:40:14:18	Dave [GM]	uh so you did see that she went into the applebees of Kouréas back
00:40:16:14	00:40:23:10	Dave [GM]	so you as you stepped outside the door you’re seeing all this chaos you took some pretty decent
00:40:23:10	00:40:31:18	Dave [GM]	psychic damage um bodies pretty much everywhere you do see as you’re looking down towards the
00:40:31:18	00:40:41:06	Dave [GM]	harbor and you did notice this uh uh the uh the crest of what was going on you see in that chaos
00:40:41:25	00:40:52:11	Dave [GM]	basically two explosions that happen by the water you do see both a harangon and a tortle flying
00:40:52:11	00:40:56:24	Dave [GM]	through the air um can you make a perception
00:40:56:06	00:41:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i come on
00:41:03:18	00:41:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	You shrunk!
00:41:04:02	00:41:05:11	Dave [GM]	on schwartz
00:41:04:08	00:41:10:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa it’s it’s a one
00:41:11:27	00:41:12:29	Steve [Nortle]	There goes our knight!
00:41:13:22	00:41:20:28	Dave [GM]	made this hard to begin with uh okay okay
00:41:15:10	00:41:15:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Dave,
00:41:19:08	00:41:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I used new dice. Okay. All right. Yeah, I’m fine though. I’m like really cute and in pain.
00:41:20:28	00:41:26:10	Dave [GM]	so you were what what did you shrink
00:41:21:23	00:41:22:17	Brin [Basil]	if you were -
00:41:27:13	00:41:31:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh, I like am like around half my size. I think it’s a little bit above half.
00:41:33:21	00:41:43:24	Dave [GM]	size. Okay, you see these two explosions happen. You hear another knock of an arrow and you know this one’s coming for you. You can fly.
00:41:48:13	00:41:50:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, well so
00:41:54:28	00:42:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh, I would like to find cover like immediate is what I want to do. I like probably want to go back where I just came out because I probably wanted that
00:42:04:22	00:42:11:02	Dave [GM]	out of the thing so yes, you can go back inside or I’m gonna give you three options.
00:42:10:09	00:42:10:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bolt it
00:42:11:02	00:42:17:05	Dave [GM]	i’m gonna give you three options number one for cover there are bodies just stacked high
00:42:12:22	00:42:27:05	Brin [Basil]	There are two cats and two
00:42:13:16	00:42:31:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m like
00:42:17:05	00:42:24:19	Dave [GM]	everywhere right outside of this it’s kind of like um you know location zero for everything
00:42:24:19	00:42:32:19	Dave [GM]	that’s happened you can since now you are 25 your size you can pretty much yeah yeah
00:42:27:05	00:42:27:15	Brin [Basil]	cats
00:42:31:14	00:42:51:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	half in my calf size uh okay
00:42:32:19	00:42:39:05	Dave [GM]	you can pretty much hide anywhere um so you can seek cover that way uh you could fly
00:42:51:09	00:43:01:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i am going to i’m gonna well can i cast a spell
00:43:01:03	00:43:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and see cover those two actions that i can do or okay uh
00:43:05:11	00:43:09:11	Dave [GM]	like this is yeah what you’re doing is your it’s your movement and then
00:43:13:28	00:43:24:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i’m going to cast i definitely learned this spell um i’m gonna cast mage armor and basically yes
00:43:25:27	00:43:33:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as soon as i locate it again oh no yeah hold
00:43:42:29	00:43:49:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i assume that applies to me you touch a willing creature who isn’t wearing armor until the spell ends
00:43:51:07	00:43:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my AC becomes 13 plus my dexterity modifier until I take off armor 2.
00:43:58:03	00:44:05:07	Dave [GM]	two so 15 is your new ac yeah it’s really good because as you’re moving um you hear another arrow
00:44:00:00	00:44:01:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, which is better than 5.
00:44:05:07	00:44:06:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, great.
00:44:05:07	00:44:16:08	Dave [GM]	coming at you um which is an 11. So that arrow comes streaming past and it literally is coming
00:44:16:08	00:44:24:02	Dave [GM]	so fast it notches straight into the ground and it penetrates the ground so sharp and moving so fast.
00:44:23:27	00:44:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Awesome.
00:44:24:10	00:44:31:29	Dave [GM]	And you see as it hits, the little fletching just kind of poof up and yes, owl feather fletching.
00:44:33:17	00:44:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bastards. Okay.
00:44:35:02	00:44:39:26	Dave [GM]	So you heard it knock but you didn’t hear the shot. You did not hear the air at all.
00:44:40:02	00:44:43:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, so I have an idea of where it came from then? Okay.
00:44:41:25	00:44:52:22	Dave [GM]	You know where it came from. So the Rookery is right here, all right? Moving down the street this way is down towards where the harbor is. And you do know that it’s coming
00:44:49:01	00:44:49:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Support.
00:44:52:22	00:44:56:22	Dave [GM]	from your right-hand side, okay?
00:44:57:07	00:45:24:28	Brin [Basil]	I need to stop hoping that
00:44:57:07	00:44:58:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	me? Or like, still in front of me?
00:44:59:14	00:45:11:00	Dave [GM]	If you’re moving towards the docks, it is gonna be on your right hand side and it’s probably more behind you than it is in front of you. So right-hand back side.
00:45:11:20	00:45:18:22	Dave [GM]	So if you want to run away, go towards the dock. If you want to run to it, go back into the rookery. It’s completely up to you. What would you like to do?
00:45:11:23	00:45:12:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
00:45:19:07	00:45:22:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to try… I’m gonna fly towards the port
00:45:23:14	00:45:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hoping that these explosions are my friends and maybe they’re having better luck than I am but I’m gonnna glance right
00:45:32:29	00:45:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or I’m just stop right to try and find some buildings
00:45:37:29	00:45:47:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in between me and the shooter so flying like to put some sort of shelter between me okay yeah
00:45:43:26	00:45:53:24	Dave [GM]	We’re going to make three different movements. So you’re goingと move and then we’re going to roll three times. So explain to me where you’re doing and how you’re hiding because you’re what 50%
00:45:53:24	00:45:58:07	Dave [GM]	your size right okay so You’ll have advantage on each one
00:45:59:13	00:46:02:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s so small and hard to hit.
00:46:00:09	00:46:09:14	Dave [GM]	I’m going to give you i’m going to give you your regular motion your dash action which is double it and then um and
00:46:09:14	00:46:13:11	Dave [GM]	so you have about 120 feet to get down to the open area where the promenade’s at
00:46:15:04	00:46:21:20	Dave [GM]	and you will have advantage on your uh stealth check which is how you’re gonna hide okay
00:46:22:05	00:46:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so i’m like taking off from the ground and i’m
00:46:22:08	00:46:29:06	Dave [GM]	so let’s go ahead and do your first one um go ahead explain to me how you are moving and where you’re going to hide.
00:46:32:20	00:46:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like the first corner i can like get around and behind, like I’m starting there then I’m going to continue my distance yeah
00:46:39:08	00:46:40:16	Dave [GM]	going to make a really hard hook.
00:46:41:26	00:46:50:25	Dave [GM]	As you’re doing that two arrows come and you only hear it as it’s screaming just right past your little holes
00:46:50:25	00:46:55:12	Dave [GM]	the first one is a 17
00:46:55:19	00:46:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome
00:46:56:26	00:47:02:25	Dave [GM]	The second one is a 3 Well, it’s 3 plus 5
00:47:03:20	00:47:04:11	Brin [Basil]	these two hit?
00:47:05:10	00:47:06:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I get hit once
00:47:05:13	00:47:16:03	Brin [Basil]	Oh no. Come on
00:47:09:06	00:47:16:10	Dave [GM]	uh two sets is eight points of damage oh my gosh two
00:47:13:00	00:47:14:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you guys
00:47:16:03	00:47:23:19	Brin [Basil]	baby roll like yes yeah roll
00:47:20:19	00:47:21:13	Steve [Nortle]	Like we do?
00:47:22:19	00:47:23:11	Steve [Nortle]	Roll my cloth!
00:47:23:14	00:47:30:27	Dave [GM]	the last one is eight so two eight and
00:47:33:00	00:47:33:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
00:47:34:15	00:47:38:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m out I only had 15 that’s like 17
00:47:38:20	00:47:39:22	Dave [GM]	do you want to
00:47:44:10	00:47:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
00:47:46:02	00:47:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	Foulclaw!
00:47:48:12	00:47:59:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i take is there any chance can i make any sort of like last perception check while going down because you said i’m not in my you said I can fly but he said I’m not
00:47:48:17	00:47:49:24	Brin [Basil]	can say it.
00:47:59:16	00:48:11:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in my body not necessarily okay um so
00:48:03:22	00:48:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	Well, and he said that a Heron gone but not necessarily Basil was on fire.
00:48:08:27	00:48:09:20	Brin [Basil]	noticed that too.
00:48:11:05	00:48:17:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i am going to try figure out i’m gonna look down like examine
00:48:17:20	00:48:29:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my clothing and figure out if i’m like associated with these enemy symbols and ships out there or if i find like part of the town so then maybe i know who’s shooting at me if that’s like defenders or if that’s this attack.
00:48:28:19	00:48:40:05	Dave [GM]	Okay, absolutely. You are… As you’re looking down at yourself you notice a lot more white with very small speckles so you are a pure
00:48:29:24	00:48:30:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
00:48:36:08	00:48:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	white
00:48:40:05	00:48:51:14	Dave [GM]	white snow owl so you aren’t not necessarily in Foulclaw’s body and you do have on rookery robes that are from ITYS
00:48:52:17	00:49:03:21	Dave [GM]	So you do have a lot of similar backgrounds to that but you are definitely not so something something’s happening and you guys still um
00:49:03:21	00:49:14:11	Dave [GM]	you go down uh just as that happens you start to hear a voice in your head and right before we do that we’re
00:49:14:11	00:49:22:25	Dave [GM]	gonna smash cut back so you guys have been hearing there i mean there’s everyone is dead
00:49:22:25	00:49:27:21	Dave [GM]	so you don’t know that anything’s alive other than you two at this point you do hear some commotion
00:49:27:21	00:49:35:26	Dave [GM]	coming from up the promenade street um and it does sound like a wounded like a screaming
00:49:36:12	00:49:41:09	Dave [GM]	wounded animal as if you kind of like there’s no noise because he’s an owl
00:49:41:09	00:49:50:07	Dave [GM]	lies in silence but you do hear something so what would you guys like to do yeah you’re
00:49:48:08	00:49:49:09	Brin [Basil]	I am in the tavern
00:49:50:07	00:50:00:03	Dave [GM]	in the tavern um and nortle is in the street against a bunch of bodies at this on this side
00:49:55:00	00:49:57:13	Steve [Nortle]	city is under attack but everybody’s already dead.
00:50:00:03	00:50:02:23	Dave [GM]	of the assault every once in a while.
00:50:04:02	00:50:08:18	Dave [GM]	You guys have only been looking kind of down towards the docks you haven’t really faced?
00:50:09:01	00:50:12:25	Brin [Basil]	there a bartender ok, he is alive, he’s good
00:50:14:29	00:50:20:22	Brin [Basil]	right okay and I’m at the bar
00:50:15:06	00:50:18:06	Dave [GM]	the bar so he kind of pops up and
00:50:21:14	00:50:25:25	Dave [GM]	You’re just this little tiny-tiny like yeah 13 inches tall so
00:50:21:27	00:50:24:22	Brin [Basil]	I am 13 inches tall
00:50:25:29	00:50:34:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to stand up on my stool and I’M holding my arm because it hurts
00:50:27:08	00:50:31:12	Dave [GM]	okay you should hop up that I mean equivalent to like 30 feet
00:50:34:15	00:50:43:16	Brin [Basil]	and I want it now
00:50:34:17	00:50:42:15	Dave [GM]	okay it is singed got it
00:50:42:15	00:50:50:25	Dave [GM]	uh yeah i’ll get right on that um okay uh number one how are you alive
00:50:51:20	00:50:59:08	Dave [GM]	and everyone else out there is dead I’ve been hiding here for a good 45 minutes since this
00:50:59:08	00:51:09:23	Dave [GM]	happened and I was just expecting to try to get out of here but uh he is not you guys want to
00:51:02:24	00:51:10:28	Brin [Basil]	why are you alive what is he yeah absolutely
00:51:04:12	00:51:05:12	Steve [Nortle]	Is he a human?
00:51:10:25	00:51:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	I think we would be able to determine that.
00:51:10:28	00:51:20:02	Brin [Basil]	we don’t need to roll for that just so
00:51:18:21	00:51:23:01	Dave [GM]	pretty nimble on my face yeah
00:51:20:02	00:51:27:19	Brin [Basil]	you know, that’s it. You
00:51:23:01	00:51:31:24	Dave [GM]	I know everyone likes us kind of a nice group tabaxic people crazy to say as uh
00:51:27:19	00:51:39:19	Brin [Basil]	guys are my spirit animal? Just crazy to say. Fantastic.
00:51:32:20	00:51:38:17	Dave [GM]	uh yeah I plan on getting out of here as well uh re-reign whatever you want to grab
00:51:39:14	00:51:47:29	Dave [GM]	um so you have access to everything everything in the forbidden fruits orchard and distilleries
00:51:39:19	00:51:42:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m
00:51:47:29	00:51:53:19	Dave [GM]	library i’ll let you take one of each or you can double up but you can take six total
00:51:53:19	00:52:01:10	Dave [GM]	um and if you want i can kind of give you the really quick rundown what that is uh
00:52:07:20	00:52:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	So while you’re doing that, Nortle is
00:52:11:22	00:52:20:27	Steve [Nortle]	definitely trying to find family, trying to find friends so I start hot-footing it probably literally towards the tavern
00:52:21:26	00:52:33:13	Dave [GM]	yeah uh I would say make um what’s what’s your uh sorry I’m just
00:52:22:26	00:52:23:25	Steve [Nortle]	What should I
00:52:33:13	00:52:41:17	Dave [GM]	making a not an athletics check it is a what’s the other one acrobatics make an acrobitics
00:52:39:28	00:52:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	Acrobatics Sure sure
00:52:41:17	00:52:53:14	Dave [GM]	check because you’re trying to like kind of get around all the bodies. You’re doing a very ninja turtle yeah and if you can get through the door uh you’re good. All right so you have the hard
00:52:45:25	00:52:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	Slaloming my way there Okay
00:52:47:05	00:52:54:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, all right so you have a slider
00:52:50:13	00:52:51:13	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll let you know
00:52:53:14	00:52:58:23	Dave [GM]	apple cider, bloatness heart apple cider. You have this slothful amber ale um you have
00:53:01:24	00:53:04:22	Brin [Basil]	I want the one that gives me advantage or luck or something.
00:53:07:14	00:53:18:03	Dave [GM]	the um so you do have it’s the envious you know red that gives you advantage on insight medicine
00:53:18:03	00:53:23:12	Dave [GM]	perception and survival checks to be true sight for eight hours but then you go blind okay so
00:53:21:29	00:53:30:17	Brin [Basil]	that’ what I want. That’s enough. Honestly, I’m just and chug a glass of that would be good.
00:53:30:28	00:53:32:16	Dave [GM]	so you’re not going to take anything else to give
00:53:33:12	00:53:45:06	Brin [Basil]	Well, yeah, that’s true. You’re letting me take six? Okay. Okay.
00:53:39:23	00:53:42:04	Dave [GM]	the heart the uh hard apple
00:53:45:19	00:53:55:19	Brin [Basil]	I want three hard apple ciders two of what I’m about to drink which I already forgot the name I’m going to slam one so I have one extra
00:53:56:07	00:53:57:22	Brin [Basil]	and then give me another
00:54:01:17	00:54:09:15	Dave [GM]	the other really good one is the lustful sangria rosee and that is the one that give you plus three two strength dexterity charisma
00:54:09:15	00:54:16:26	Dave [GM]	constitution. Okay it’s okay so you’ve got three of the one you just or two of the ones you just
00:54:11:10	00:54:12:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m taking one of those
00:54:16:26	00:54:23:28	Dave [GM]	drink you have three or do you want two of the hard apple cider okay
00:54:23:01	00:54:24:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, two hard apple cider
00:54:25:12	00:54:29:24	Dave [GM]	okay great you got them all and you have all the benefits of the
00:54:27:22	00:54:35:10	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled a 16.
00:54:31:15	00:54:42:09	Dave [GM]	sangria rosy. You come flying in the door? Okay yeah you just did your fun acrobatics so tell me how you get through this mountain of bodies and carnage and get into the tavern.
00:54:41:26	00:54:52:20	Steve [Nortle]	The first thing I do is I do a vault over the first group so I reach out and like an Olympic person I parkour right over it
00:54:52:20	00:55:02:24	Steve [Nortle]	then I’m running there’s four or five bodies one of the bodies has fallen over to a gap so I slide on my knees between it and they pop up
00:55:03:03	00:55:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	and then um there are a bunch of like a wrecked carriage kind of a thing
00:55:09:24	00:55:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	and so i step up jump off of it land on the top roll drop down and then dive forward right in through the door
00:55:20:20	00:55:29:20	Dave [GM]	so you come crashing in and you see Basil standing very small on top of her stool.
00:55:29:29	00:55:35:13	Dave [GM]	You also see a tabaxi who is looking over and thinks that you’re coming into attack
00:55:35:13	00:55:42:12	Dave [GM]	So he vaults up into the ceiling and comes down and is going to try to attack you
00:55:43:26	00:55:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	he is he himself like launching himself
00:55:46:06	00:55:50:26	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so he jumps up into their rafters and is about 10 feet in the air
00:55:53:12	00:55:53:22	Dave [GM]	Axiness.
00:55:54:29	00:55:59:20	Brin [Basil]	can do or roll to stop and just, like, yell at him?
00:55:57:17	00:55:58:17	Dave [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
00:55:59:26	00:56:11:00	Dave [GM]	You can… I think if you make a sleight of hand check you can stop him and then you can talk to him. What you do I want you to make a perception check first though And you do have advantage on Perception
00:56:07:29	00:56:08:23	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:56:11:00	00:56:14:26	Dave [GM]	and you have a plus three to your Strength, Dexterity Charisma
00:56:16:15	00:56:28:03	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I got 12 for perception.
00:56:17:10	00:56:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	asking for 15 rolls but that
00:56:18:23	00:56:26:23	Dave [GM]	I would like 15 for Like I’ll give you Between 10 and 15 I’ll Give You Not Really Terrible But 15 is what I’m looking for
00:56:27:26	00:56:28:22	Dave [GM]	12%
00:56:29:02	00:56:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	You didn’t add your plus three to it, did you? No.
00:56:31:28	00:56:41:04	Dave [GM]	With Your Okay So you look over there and you see a turtle, but it’s not necessarily. But that’s about as much as I can get from him.
00:56:41:04	00:56:41:28	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:56:42:13	00:56:43:14	Dave [GM]	But sleight of hand.
00:56:48:28	00:56:58:07	Brin [Basil]	okay oh nevermind i got it 22.
00:56:58:07	00:57:10:15	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:56:58:20	00:56:59:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wow! Dang!
00:56:59:03	00:57:11:03	Dave [GM]	Okay. So as that tabaxi just soars up because he’s just reacting, boom! You reach up and you grab him. And you’re so small that you actually fly up into the rafters with him. But it gives you an opportunity to try to talk him down.
00:57:10:15	00:57:16:09	Brin [Basil]	stop stop stop that’s my half brother he’s not gonna hurt you
00:57:16:09	00:57:27:28	Brin [Basil]	He’s really nice. I know he looks weird, but I think I just drink that so fast
00:57:17:28	00:57:18:11	Dave [GM]	Half-brother?
00:57:23:20	00:57:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	Basil?! Basil?!
00:57:25:13	00:57:26:14	Dave [GM]	Okay. All right.
00:57:27:15	00:57:38:05	Steve [Nortle]	Do my total eyes deceive me? I thought that I saw a bunny and a cat And then I see nothing now
00:57:27:28	00:57:31:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m seeing him not as how you normally is.
00:57:38:29	00:57:39:12	Brin [Basil]	hurt him
00:57:39:08	00:57:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	Voices Oh! Hi!
00:57:40:20	00:57:48:13	Dave [GM]	so they’re both perched you look up and you see just the eyes back see flash but they go from red
00:57:48:13	00:57:54:25	Dave [GM]	to like more of a light blue and he’s just like all right i’m tired of this i’m getting out of
00:57:54:25	00:58:01:01	Dave [GM]	here you guys if you’re smart you would get out of this place this has been a threat for a good
00:58:01:18	00:58:08:11	Dave [GM]	18 month period we knew this was coming and they did nothing about it so i’m just telling you right
00:58:08:11	00:58:15:28	Dave [GM]	now that the basin in the upper bowl are gonna do nothing for him and he bolts he crashes right
00:58:14:29	00:58:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	The door was open
00:58:20:10	00:58:21:09	Steve [Nortle]	Wow
00:58:23:07	00:58:32:07	Dave [GM]	love it when you can make light of the fact everything is burning and we are in a terrible situation okay and Foulclaws Foulclaws dying
00:58:28:10	00:58:31:04	Steve [Nortle]	And you’re dying. That’s fine.
00:58:31:26	00:58:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just taking a long rest, I’m pretty sure. Regaining all my spell slots.
00:58:34:15	00:58:44:24	Dave [GM]	all right uh okay you two have found each other if you okay i’m i’m just gonna okay
00:58:34:15	00:58:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	Resting my massive dinner plate-sized eyes.
00:58:41:26	00:58:43:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in your face.
00:58:44:24	00:58:51:29	Dave [GM]	you look at yourself you are not white you are a speckled gray hair so you have a little bit of
00:58:44:28	00:58:46:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You look at yourself and you are not white.
00:58:51:29	00:59:03:23	Dave [GM]	white in you but it’s all gray mixed in with it and you know that okay this this is not thousand five you as well are looking at yourself your not really a monk you
00:59:03:23	00:59:09:25	Dave [GM]	you have your monkish traits but this guy is more of a water turtle and he’s like s yeah
00:59:09:25	00:59:17:00	Dave [GM]	he’s still has feet and it’s more of like if
00:59:16:27	00:59:18:14	Brin [Basil]	But do you have hands?
00:59:19:01	00:59:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	The true question
00:59:19:26	00:59:24:13	Dave [GM]	he’s basically snapping turtles so he lives on the port
00:59:23:16	00:59:33:16	Steve [Nortle]	so I’m basically crushed. So, I have to change my voice now. Righteous! Righteous!!
00:59:25:28	00:59:26:09	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
00:59:27:20	00:59:30:08	Dave [GM]	Well, if you want. Not necessarily.
00:59:35:15	00:59:37:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:35:25	00:59:37:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:37:03	00:59:38:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:59:37:10	00:59:45:06	Dave [GM]	A new voice every time it’s the new version. You guys are together while you were outside and you did hear
00:59:46:18	00:59:57:26	Dave [GM]	because everyone is dead that there is possibly something alive and you do know going towards the port and the water down there is
00:59:59:00	00:59:59:28	Dave [GM]	probably a bad idea.
01:00:00:03	01:00:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	Can you refresh me on what the tabaxi said? That no one in the upper bowl or the basin will help and
01:00:10:02	01:00:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	what do you say they knew right
01:00:12:09	01:00:15:05	Dave [GM]	They knew this was coming for about 18 months, and they did nothing.
01:00:22:15	01:00:24:17	Dave [GM]	There’s your lore dump for about two seconds.
01:00:26:02	01:00:26:13	Dave [GM]	Ooh!
01:00:28:24	01:00:35:05	Dave [GM]	What would you guys like to do? Are you guys in the mood of trying to go save some people that you may think are alive or are you guys…
01:00:35:03	01:00:41:02	Brin [Basil]	Why am I so ugly? No.
01:00:39:04	01:00:40:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is this meta or is it?
01:00:40:16	01:00:41:23	Dave [GM]	No, I’m talking an Ortle.
01:00:41:02	01:00:52:18	Brin [Basil]	What’s wrong with you? You’re right. So why the hell do
01:00:44:17	01:00:47:13	Steve [Nortle]	You, it’s probably just ash.
01:00:52:18	01:01:04:11	Brin [Basil]	you look like that? No, it’s not. I was gonna shatter something to make
01:00:53:29	01:00:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the face our mama gave me.
01:00:57:17	01:00:58:00	Steve [Nortle]	What?
01:00:58:14	01:01:00:18	Dave [GM]	You’ve got this really big snapping beak now.
01:01:04:11	01:01:11:26	Brin [Basil]	a mirror there’s nothing but I could do that with. I’m going to hold up a wine glass and
01:01:11:26	01:01:18:10	Brin [Basil]	your reflection is very what’s wrong look at
01:01:14:03	01:01:16:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I’ve put on some weight!
01:01:18:05	01:01:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well, what?!
01:01:18:10	01:01:25:16	Brin [Basil]	you. You look like you’ve mutated, I mean a
01:01:20:18	01:01:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	Did I get stung by a bee? It looks so different.
01:01:27:17	01:01:28:09	Dave [GM]	A CB.
01:01:28:05	01:01:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A CD.
01:01:31:23	01:01:43:08	Steve [Nortle]	This is unusual. We need to find someone who knows something about magic to help us out here, because between the two of us we got nothing.
01:01:41:25	01:01:52:19	Brin [Basil]	there’s no magic here. Well we should probably get out of it unless this place is safe. No it’s not safe nothing safe
01:01:52:03	01:01:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	The tabacid said we should run
01:01:54:20	01:01:55:07	Brin [Basil]	Do you want a drink?
01:01:56:20	01:01:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	Normally no, but this time I kind of think yes
01:01:58:25	01:02:10:23	Dave [GM]	You get six, so you can take six of whatever you want. You have the Salafo Ember Air, which is probably going to be your best. Your Lustful Sangria Rosé and your Envious Pinot Noir are all really,
01:02:10:26	01:02:19:24	Dave [GM]	really good unless you want to hit the Prideful Port Rum once – that will give your DC an increase by five,
01:02:20:29	01:02:22:29	Dave [GM]	but that’s the one that you can get addicted to.
01:02:25:13	01:02:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	I was not listening when you were reading the menu, so give me stuff for Chris to cut out later
01:02:29:29	01:02:31:20	Dave [GM]	your uh great okay so
01:02:35:05	01:02:47:03	Dave [GM]	this is going to be the one that’s that’s going to give you a plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution um your envious pinot noir or red is going to get you advantage on insight
01:02:47:03	01:02:51:12	Dave [GM]	medicine perception and survival checks you’ll have true sight for eight hours
01:02:51:17	01:02:52:27	Steve [Nortle]	and then I might go blind
01:02:52:22	01:03:04:14	Dave [GM]	but you’ll go blind after eight hours but i highly doubt this is gonna take eight hours okay and then you also have the prideful port rum which is increasing your
01:02:57:00	01:02:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’ll definitely take that one.
01:03:04:14	01:03:10:26	Dave [GM]	so how many of each do you want to take you want the luck points too
01:03:12:08	01:03:22:09	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s four drinks and then let’s double up on the luck point And the one that restores spell slots, would that count it for key slots as well?
01:03:21:23	01:03:25:23	Dave [GM]	totally counts for key that’s your greedy malted porter that
01:03:25:18	01:03:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	So yeah, I will take one of those because that will refill my key when they did
01:03:33:00	01:03:41:13	Dave [GM]	right excellent all right so you guys stock up got a couple of great things you know you’re not yourselves uh you know this whole place is on fire
01:03:41:13	01:03:51:29	Dave [GM]	and you guys head out into the courtyard everything down below you’s on fire it’s starting to get harder hotter and you’re starting to see down toward the port that
01:03:51:29	01:03:59:05	Dave [GM]	the um the stones that are making up the cobblestone street are starting
01:03:59:05	01:04:06:24	Dave [GM]	to glass of it is literally melting every fervent heat or
01:04:02:18	01:04:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fervent fervent heat
01:04:06:21	01:04:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hellfire brimstone kind of thing
01:04:10:10	01:04:20:10	Brin [Basil]	I skipped that book.
01:04:10:11	01:04:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	about that
01:04:13:02	01:04:15:18	Dave [GM]	it could be either or right they’re both hot
01:04:15:14	01:04:18:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	read your scripture then you wouldn’t know exactly what’s going on
01:04:20:22	01:04:28:28	Dave [GM]	you you skip the hellfire coming down from heaven okay yeah it does it seems like you know
01:04:24:02	01:04:27:18	Brin [Basil]	Skiped that part of it, yeah.
01:04:24:25	01:04:29:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that seems like Basil’s kind of book though her chapter
01:04:28:07	01:04:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	death and destruction Basil watches Hallmark movies
01:04:30:01	01:04:31:00	Brin [Basil]	I skimmed.
01:04:30:14	01:04:33:26	Dave [GM]	death or are you more into like the romance novel stuff
01:04:35:11	01:04:36:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m just…
01:04:38:29	01:04:40:09	Brin [Basil]	I can assure you
01:04:39:09	01:04:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	hands down like no it’s just
01:04:39:23	01:04:41:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she has a soft spot
01:04:40:09	01:04:59:29	Brin [Basil]	That I do not!
01:04:40:10	01:04:44:22	Dave [GM]	to help with the trauma. I just want to feel happy.
01:04:45:03	01:04:51:12	Steve [Nortle]	the incongruous you wouldn’t expect it of all of us who is going to watch Hallmark Basil.
01:04:51:10	01:04:57:18	Dave [GM]	This is definitely going to come up in a later session when Eros can talk. I’m so excited about this.
01:05:02:05	01:05:02:29	Dave [GM]	He’s your brother
01:05:02:17	01:05:05:22	Brin [Basil]	I don’t. It was one time!
01:05:04:22	01:05:16:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean she was very natural in our improv that we are a romantic yeah she knew like exactly what to do in that situation
01:05:10:01	01:05:13:07	Dave [GM]	Yeah, romance The wingman thing? Absolutely
01:05:15:17	01:05:26:08	Dave [GM]	Yeah and we’re not talking Top Gun wingman. We’re talking about like Okay. Excellent. You guys are out in the promenade I need you to make a death state
01:05:22:18	01:05:25:08	Brin [Basil]	Makes me sick.
01:05:26:00	01:05:33:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes but wait, what did I roll the one on didn’t you just say that you gave me advantage and then I rolled once
01:05:35:09	01:05:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stupid
01:05:36:28	01:05:37:25	Dave [GM]	you did Roll again
01:05:38:17	01:05:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	even though this probably won’t help
01:05:41:05	01:05:42:01	Dave [GM]	Yeah, I mean
01:05:43:13	01:05:44:21	Dave [GM]	I’ll dial you back
01:05:45:06	01:05:47:08	Brin [Basil]	Vegas! Magus!
01:05:47:12	01:05:49:08	Dave [GM]	If you can get a 15 or above
01:05:50:28	01:05:55:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well sweet alright hey death saving throws
01:05:52:04	01:05:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	hit points for you.
01:05:55:15	01:05:57:15	Dave [GM]	Just one, just one Don’t roll a 1
01:05:58:25	01:06:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	I think we warned him about that before and as I seem to recall…
01:06:02:29	01:06:10:29	Brin [Basil]	wait wait oh yeah
01:06:07:02	01:06:14:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stop this is happening i know there’s no way to hide this
01:06:07:28	01:06:11:05	Steve [Nortle]	We got multiple camera angles on this one.
01:06:10:29	01:06:19:04	Brin [Basil]	I really am though in real time
01:06:15:14	01:06:24:11	Dave [GM]	i’m gonna film this no wait let’s do this
01:06:21:10	01:06:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	No edits.
01:06:24:04	01:06:32:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 13 what
01:06:32:00	01:06:36:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	would i add to this death saving throw right
01:06:33:29	01:06:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah it just has to be 10 up.
01:06:34:00	01:06:35:04	Dave [GM]	this is death scene throw you got it
01:06:38:20	01:06:39:28	Steve [Nortle]	So he’s stabilized.
01:06:39:09	01:06:49:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	woohoo am i like awake can i do anything at this point and look around
01:06:39:24	01:06:41:10	Dave [GM]	he’s not stabilized yet
01:06:40:16	01:06:43:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s right.
01:06:40:29	01:06:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	Or not stabilized he’s just not one step towards no you
01:06:42:23	01:06:45:24	Dave [GM]	but he’s one step in the positive
01:06:48:10	01:06:48:24	Dave [GM]	uh
01:06:50:03	01:07:01:26	Dave [GM]	you did make it behind the corner but you are you’re basically behind the quarter bleeding right now you got you have one in your neck you have 1 in your back um so yeah it’s
01:07:01:22	01:07:07:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I wish my friends were here. I wish somebody could help me with this situation.
01:07:08:09	01:07:17:19	Dave [GM]	hear a voice didn’t you? right ok so the voice comes to you very loud
01:07:12:09	01:07:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I did, I heard a voice.
01:07:15:14	01:07:15:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes?
01:07:17:19	01:07:25:08	Dave [GM]	and clear kind of echoing in your mind alright really really strange magics going on here so you guys are really
01:07:18:05	01:07:18:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
01:07:25:08	01:07:34:13	Dave [GM]	discombobulated but you yeah you do hear in your mind pretty like shrill voice that goes
01:07:28:01	01:07:28:25	Steve [Nortle]	by our rules
01:07:36:16	01:07:43:16	Dave [GM]	you fool you need to get up and you need To get up here now
01:07:47:22	01:08:21:27	Brin [Basil]	that music is like he’s
01:07:47:24	01:07:49:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I respond to this voice?
01:07:51:02	01:07:52:17	Dave [GM]	all in your
01:07:52:02	01:07:52:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
01:07:54:19	01:07:55:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who are you?
01:08:01:13	01:08:13:08	Dave [GM]	I’m doing you this
01:08:08:24	01:08:10:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you the master of golds?
01:08:13:08	01:08:24:05	Dave [GM]	is what you want to talk about okay so this is becoming a 1 900 number really quick okay well and this is like this
01:08:14:29	01:08:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What are you wearing?
01:08:17:14	01:08:18:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want to talk to him?
01:08:20:14	01:08:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:08:21:27	01:08:23:20	Brin [Basil]	dying and this is what do you say
01:08:23:21	01:08:27:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if he’s not going to tell me who i am I need some other context clue maybe
01:08:25:25	01:08:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	yes no he has no experience and he’s about to die he’s like his devotion is
01:08:28:21	01:08:33:12	Brin [Basil]	What are you, what do you weigh? This is my last chance.
01:08:33:01	01:08:36:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s not that kind of what are you wearing it’s like what are YOU WEARING
01:08:36:08	01:08:41:01	Steve [Nortle]	When you ask Dave that question, it is always That. It’s always that style
01:08:40:17	01:08:52:08	Dave [GM]	okay i’m gonna try to get out of it i am trying to get out of that mindset okay so uh no he’s like what that’s an that’s another question uh so
01:08:43:15	01:08:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:08:43:25	01:08:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:08:44:10	01:08:46:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m crying .
01:08:54:06	01:08:56:27	Dave [GM]	robes wizard hat
01:08:59:12	01:09:01:03	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe whiskers
01:09:01:21	01:09:09:19	Dave [GM]	I would what people consider the patron saint of the anomalia
01:09:13:20	01:09:17:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I have insight do I know with all that means do I have religion
01:09:17:16	01:09:22:04	Dave [GM]	an insight check um i will give you a history religion and insight check all three
01:09:24:08	01:09:27:10	Dave [GM]	just to try to play this out just please get one of them
01:09:27:11	01:09:28:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s not enough.
01:09:28:22	01:09:33:23	Dave [GM]	um and uh you can remember what the good books said
01:09:31:05	01:09:39:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know who it is but i think i know who it is but oh my god okay we’re going for history
01:09:39:28	01:09:40:14	Dave [GM]	a prep
01:09:40:10	01:09:41:16	Steve [Nortle]	Jafoon
01:09:40:20	01:09:45:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh shipwreck steve can i have that back yeah
01:09:42:28	01:09:43:11	Dave [GM]	yes
01:09:47:29	01:09:59:02	Dave [GM]	the one that ended up on the ground okay so you passed on your inside check go ahead and make your other two yeah i want all three because i’m going to give you lore kind
01:09:48:20	01:09:49:02	Brin [Basil]	20?
01:09:48:24	01:09:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	It was an 18
01:09:49:02	01:09:56:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 15 oh okay
01:09:52:00	01:09:56:01	Brin [Basil]	Is that all you want?
01:09:58:27	01:10:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet 19
01:10:04:06	01:10:13:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus whatever yeah and then this is insight history 15
01:10:12:19	01:10:20:22	Dave [GM]	i think 15 okay so you pass all of them so as you’re dying um
01:10:13:22	01:10:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what’d you do as I’m saving myself
01:10:22:28	01:10:34:01	Dave [GM]	you quite literally see your entire life flash through your eyes and so you can you have this photographic memory that remembers every line of scripture and every line, the history that you have ever read.
01:10:34:06	01:10:43:17	Dave [GM]	You just even have the smell of the UYB university in your brain
01:10:38:01	01:10:38:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and everything
01:10:43:17	01:10:46:09	Dave [GM]	and you’re smelling just the pieces of paper.
01:10:47:11	01:10:58:19	Dave [GM]	You do know that there was back an early recorded history where Lashara was trying to control the narrative and you had Jenkins and all of these people,
01:10:59:02	01:11:07:08	Dave [GM]	all these really poignant prophet idiots that were writing the histories or the books about
01:11:08:29	01:11:11:02	Dave [GM]	what happened during the
01:11:12:25	01:11:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	Forgotten hour
01:11:13:03	01:11:15:26	Dave [GM]	Forgotten Hour. I keep on forgetting it.
01:11:16:15	01:11:17:27	Steve [Nortle]	Imagine that
01:11:19:09	01:11:30:17	Dave [GM]	because it is It’s The Forgoten Hour You do know that in every single one of these accounts there is an account of a wizard tabaxi named
01:11:30:17	01:11:39:22	Dave [GM]	gray star who supposedly died in the fight against zen and the four horsemen of the apocalypse
01:11:39:27	01:11:51:24	Dave [GM]	um but when someone did a uh arcana check and this is written i believe in shara’s jenkins This is written in the book of Jenkins,
01:11:52:14	01:11:54:23	Dave [GM]	of old man Jenkins, not the new Jenkins.
01:11:56:20	01:12:08:15	Dave [GM]	You do read that someone did make a medicine check on the body to try to bring him back but they noticed that his spirit was completely gone
01:12:08:15	01:12:13:23	Dave [GM]	out of the body. That you couldn’t bring him back because he had used reincarnation magic on himself
01:12:14:28	01:12:18:09	Dave [GM]	But you know those are tied together
01:12:23:14	01:12:26:01	Dave [GM]	Oh! You’re not a fool
01:12:30:06	01:12:44:22	Dave [GM]	yeah up there mighty yes can
01:12:31:02	01:12:38:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like up there in the panthenon somewhere
01:12:34:17	01:12:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:34:17	01:12:36:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:12:36:12	01:12:42:04	Brin [Basil]	Holy Ghost-ish.
01:12:37:23	01:12:38:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:41:18	01:12:42:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:43:28	01:12:44:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	great
01:12:44:24	01:12:45:18	Brin [Basil]	Demigod.
01:12:47:00	01:12:54:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a sacred privilege to be in your presence somehow can you tell me what is happening here
01:12:56:29	01:13:05:10	Dave [GM]	give me this voice it’s uh puss and boots poos and boots yes um yes i can i can give you some more information but
01:13:06:00	01:13:13:01	Dave [GM]	i’m going to need you to um quite possibly uh make another saving throw before i could drop
01:13:13:01	01:13:21:04	Dave [GM]	more than uh so we will smash cut back over to nordal basil dude those are the best roles i
01:13:13:23	01:13:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:22:17	01:13:29:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know i think bryn has like another die that is in here the like changed yeah
01:13:22:18	01:13:24:06	Brin [Basil]	In three sessions
01:13:31:02	01:13:33:12	Brin [Basil]	There’s pixie dust coming out of those
01:13:31:07	01:13:38:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh sorry so i’m sorry for insulting first thing i say
01:13:31:16	01:13:31:29	Dave [GM]	great
01:13:34:17	01:13:35:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:37:17	01:13:47:27	Dave [GM]	no no yo you you he has hand selected you guys for this mission so i’m pretty sure he knows your character go ahead yeah in
01:13:40:29	01:13:48:19	Steve [Nortle]	lot of faith in our incompetence
01:13:47:27	01:13:53:22	Dave [GM]	your chaos notice that the tiefling is not here just FYI
01:13:50:04	01:13:50:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dying
01:13:56:28	01:14:00:17	Steve [Nortle]	okay um so we’re still standing in the tavern right
01:14:02:06	01:14:04:28	Dave [GM]	tabaxi has just rolled out the window when the door was wide open
01:14:04:29	01:14:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	okay so we stocked up on our drinks and uh we’re watching as like the heat is like melting stuff that’s understandable i i feel like i
01:14:11:22	01:14:19:05	Brin [Basil]	really afraid of this fire. It hurts no, no,
01:14:16:27	01:14:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	want to go back to the water but
01:14:19:08	01:14:24:08	Brin [Basil]	No more popping.
01:14:19:21	01:14:21:27	Steve [Nortle]	It seems like that was bad.
01:14:25:29	01:14:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	Well,
01:14:25:29	01:14:37:11	Dave [GM]	you do start to hear magical spells coming off of the giant ships out harbor just cracking through everything they’re not just gonna burn this place they’re going to level it
01:14:37:28	01:14:43:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay we need to get out of here right now just I feel like
01:14:39:01	01:14:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	what’s the best way out?
01:14:42:23	01:14:48:25	Steve [Nortle]	I meant after the door. I understood the door better than the damn Tabaxi did!
01:14:47:06	01:14:52:20	Dave [GM]	the windows open now too So, perception check.
01:14:50:02	01:14:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Perception check.
01:14:52:04	01:15:02:10	Brin [Basil]	We have a few options for exiting this building. I just want to get as far away from the fire as possible
01:14:56:08	01:14:58:19	Steve [Nortle]	No, I mean once we’re out of the building
01:15:02:10	01:15:06:00	Brin [Basil]	I think. Should we?
01:15:02:15	01:15:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	the Tabaxii said to run.
01:15:05:06	01:15:15:26	Dave [GM]	You did notice when he tumble-crawled out of the window in Smasher, he went towards the opposite direction that you guys are coming from.
01:15:15:29	01:15:17:13	Dave [GM]	So, he did not go to it before.
01:15:18:03	01:15:23:15	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I think we should follow him because he clearly wants to live and so do I
01:15:22:15	01:15:23:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:15:24:09	01:15:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	Same. What about Foulclaw? or
01:15:27:10	01:15:28:18	Brin [Basil]	Where is everyone
01:15:29:09	01:15:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	yeah, I mean
01:15:30:07	01:15:35:11	Brin [Basil]	And why the hell do I look like this? I’m slugged
01:15:32:09	01:15:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	again, I think that’s just Ash
01:15:36:20	01:15:38:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m trying to lick it off
01:15:38:12	01:15:39:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:15:39:14	01:15:40:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s not coming
01:15:40:14	01:15:56:18	Brin [Basil]	up! Let’s
01:15:41:01	01:15:43:04	Dave [GM]	You are getting a faint hit of ash.
01:15:42:26	01:15:44:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Damn spot. Damn spot!
01:15:46:19	01:15:54:17	Dave [GM]	But once you jumped in the water, you are getting a faint hint of a lot of, like, disgusting magic as well.
01:15:56:18	01:15:57:26	Brin [Basil]	follow this back to you
01:15:57:13	01:16:01:15	Dave [GM]	And you start to kind of float a little bit
01:16:01:09	01:16:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	wow you’re growing again oh no, never mind
01:16:03:08	01:16:06:10	Dave [GM]	because you’re licking that off your
01:16:04:22	01:16:14:17	Brin [Basil]	Why? I mean
01:16:08:21	01:16:14:02	Steve [Nortle]	that’s anti-gravity magic are you thinking happy thoughts?
01:16:14:17	01:16:23:23	Brin [Basil]	No. Maybe bad marks I’m thinking
01:16:15:28	01:16:21:29	Steve [Nortle]	okay you’re still yourself oh, that would be
01:16:23:18	01:16:30:14	Steve [Nortle]	counterintuitive but helpful it goes higher and higher
01:16:31:13	01:16:35:22	Dave [GM]	So you start the float up, you bounce off the ceiling and then you kind of float back down a little but
01:16:32:25	01:16:39:09	Brin [Basil]	Doesn’t work Come on, let’s go
01:16:40:05	01:16:43:26	Steve [Nortle]	This might sound weird, but what if I licked your fur too?
01:16:45:09	01:16:46:03	Dave [GM]	give it a shot
01:16:48:03	01:16:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	You are smaller than me right now.
01:16:50:04	01:16:53:25	Dave [GM]	I’m going to make an opposed strength check. You get a disadvantage because you’re so small.
01:16:53:20	01:16:56:07	Brin [Basil]	lick this
01:16:56:21	01:16:57:26	Dave [GM]	Are you just going to allow him
01:16:57:18	01:16:59:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:16:57:18	01:16:59:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:17:00:00	01:17:00:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:17:04:00	01:17:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	So are we doing an opposed roll or is…
01:17:06:09	01:17:07:13	Dave [GM]	She has disadvantage.
01:17:07:22	01:17:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	Alright.
01:17:08:26	01:17:14:02	Brin [Basil]	This is strength, but I have plus three.
01:17:10:24	01:17:11:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my strength.
01:17:14:09	01:17:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	I have plus five.
01:17:17:03	01:17:19:18	Brin [Basil]	No, I have more than that.
01:17:19:19	01:17:21:12	Dave [GM]	Because your plus the three.
01:17:22:25	01:17:23:04	Dave [GM]	Plus close!
01:17:23:15	01:17:24:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, because you drink the beer.
01:17:24:26	01:17:28:00	Brin [Basil]	So I have eight. No, no, I don’t. I have six.
01:17:26:07	01:17:26:13	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:17:28:13	01:17:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh.
01:17:32:01	01:17:32:08	Brin [Basil]	Thirteen.
01:17:32:05	01:17:33:27	Dave [GM]	13. What’d she get?
01:17:35:02	01:17:35:18	Steve [Nortle]	23.
01:17:35:25	01:17:37:24	Dave [GM]	So you were able to quickly grab
01:17:38:04	01:17:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t take this personally and I know you’ll hate me forever but I’m kind of curious.
01:17:47:22	01:17:50:25	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a very dry tongue. Very, very dry.
01:17:53:07	01:17:56:14	Dave [GM]	smelling saliva on you.
01:17:57:23	01:18:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You can always lick it off at the top of your head. Ooh.
01:17:58:27	01:18:01:12	Dave [GM]	You could always lick it off, but it’d be like kissing your brother.
01:18:03:18	01:18:05:05	Brin [Basil]	Is he floating?
01:18:04:04	01:18:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is he floating?
01:18:05:24	01:18:12:17	Dave [GM]	He starts to levitate. He’s a lot heavier than you are, so not as potent.
01:18:10:12	01:18:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	I knew I was putting on weight.
01:18:13:26	01:18:16:21	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. I’m going to think some really negative thoughts too.
01:18:19:18	01:18:24:02	Dave [GM]	But you float it up, and your feet just barely leave the ground. And then you come back down.
01:18:24:10	01:18:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. I’m not going to do that to you again but it does verify my hypothesis.
01:18:31:03	01:18:40:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh, right! Right! Okay let’s run.
01:18:31:17	01:18:32:27	Steve [Nortle]	I thought I already said this.
01:18:34:22	01:18:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	All right.
01:18:35:25	01:18:37:24	Dave [GM]	Palclaw, make another death saving throw real quick.
01:18:36:04	01:18:37:06	Steve [Nortle]	Anti-negative…
01:18:37:22	01:18:38:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
01:18:38:19	01:18:43:27	Steve [Nortle]	Antigrap. We’re busy squabbling while he’s just outside the door like Ah!
01:18:47:02	01:18:48:26	Dave [GM]	Twelve. Okay, you got it.
01:18:48:13	01:19:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	12 yes no i
01:18:50:20	01:18:52:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Okay.
01:18:53:17	01:18:59:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yes. It means, though, that there’s something about the Veil Stones… Do you still have any of those?
01:19:02:08	01:19:10:08	Brin [Basil]	- nope they’re all stolen. They are gone. I
01:19:06:15	01:19:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	What about TBD? Did he have any for Eros? Alcohol?
01:19:10:08	01:19:15:19	Brin [Basil]	feel like you did. I don’t think Eros…
01:19:15:03	01:19:18:14	Dave [GM]	Palclaws, did you have any on left from Sinoday?
01:19:15:19	01:19:22:19	Brin [Basil]	I think I was the only one that stashed me.
01:19:23:27	01:19:25:11	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know, a TBD might have one.
01:19:27:22	01:19:30:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think i gave them all the little samples
01:19:29:15	01:19:33:04	Dave [GM]	All right, so I’m pretty sure your party has no Veal Stones left.
01:19:29:21	01:19:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	If he’s… Yeah.
01:19:33:19	01:19:34:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:19:36:04	01:19:38:25	Steve [Nortle]	Well this is… Um…
01:19:37:26	01:19:39:19	Brin [Basil]	And we’re talking while we’re running, right?
01:19:39:26	01:19:41:02	Dave [GM]	Did you guys head out the door?
01:19:41:07	01:19:46:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. After I licked her and floated then we started…
01:19:42:19	01:19:43:03	Brin [Basil]	100%.
01:19:48:06	01:19:55:18	Dave [GM]	you see right in front of you a giant towering seven -foot tall
01:19:58:20	01:20:07:28	Dave [GM]	brutish Parangon. He is huge. He has a big circular hat on and his ears are tucked back behind him.
01:20:09:00	01:20:20:09	Dave [GM]	You see him – he doesn’t quite notice you as you guys scamper out guys were not expecting to hear you see him in his hand he has a stack of veil stones and he’s
01:20:20:27	01:20:29:12	Dave [GM]	so strong he can just crush them into dust in his hands and then opens his hand up
01:20:27:02	01:21:07:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh shit, oh shit, what about us?
01:20:29:12	01:20:36:23	Dave [GM]	and blows the powder out and it travels out like i mean it’s like uh superman with his like
01:20:37:02	01:20:44:01	Dave [GM]	like a super yeah ice breath it just blows everywhere and as that uh dust starts to settle
01:20:38:09	01:20:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	Ice breath.
01:20:44:01	01:20:55:29	Dave [GM]	you see it gets ignited in the fire it lands on all the bodies and all of the blood that’s everywhere all over it falls and then it fuses into the blood and everything starts
01:20:55:29	01:21:06:17	Dave [GM]	to swirl and levitate so all of these drops of blood are starting to levitate into the air i have no idea what he’s doing but he is chanting something
01:21:07:22	01:21:08:18	Brin [Basil]	Did this get on us?
01:21:10:03	01:21:10:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:21:10:26	01:21:17:10	Dave [GM]	is doing this so he may round back around and grab you guys so what would you guys like to do
01:21:19:17	01:21:28:15	Brin [Basil]	I have run into these pink socks that were wearing the same attire and you should hide for our lives right now.
01:21:28:15	01:21:36:27	Brin [Basil]	I have true sight too. Is this, is this the same?
01:21:30:11	01:21:33:14	Dave [GM]	how true sighted so there’s no
01:21:37:15	01:21:43:26	Brin [Basil]	Is this the Same guy would I wreck it? I would recognize him wouldn’t I
01:21:39:05	01:21:40:20	Dave [GM]	okay you can
01:21:44:19	01:21:53:16	Dave [GM]	I want you to roll a perception check, but you have plus three to that, right?
01:21:52:04	01:21:56:12	Steve [Nortle]	You could investigate. I don’t know if investigation is any better.
01:21:55:16	01:22:03:21	Dave [GM]	Perception is more like investigating or looking for something specific in a room. But if you wanted, perception or investigation, one of the two.
01:21:57:29	01:22:00:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, looking to… Right.
01:22:04:03	01:22:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	I don’ t know which one’s higher for you.
01:22:06:19	01:22:08:27	Dave [GM]	But I think you have a plus three of your perception now.
01:22:08:06	01:22:12:29	Brin [Basil]	They do yeah six
01:22:13:05	01:22:22:27	Dave [GM]	Six. Okay. He’s not facing you so you can’t 100% identify him But from what you could tell before you almost got murdered the last time you saw this guy,
01:22:22:00	01:22:32:29	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, he almost killed me It’s the same guy. I think it is, so we need to hide before he sees us or turns around.
01:22:23:18	01:22:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	Is this the one from your magic?
01:22:23:28	01:22:24:01	Dave [GM]	um,
01:22:27:16	01:22:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	Your magus trip?
01:22:34:22	01:22:37:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m 13 inches by the way. Is there a bush?
01:22:37:29	01:22:48:26	Dave [GM]	You have both of you because of your size, you have advantage on all half cover. So if you’re at half cover, you’re one quarter cover and not one quarter three quarters cover. So if someone tries to attack you,
01:22:42:04	01:22:42:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:22:45:15	01:22:45:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:22:48:28	01:22:59:23	Dave [GM]	it’ll be a lot less. And then also if you were making like stealth rolls, they’re double. You’re going to have advantage no matter what on stealth rolls because you’re so smart.
01:22:57:12	01:22:57:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:23:00:13	01:23:12:12	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, If you wanted to you’re small enough that you can just jump on my back but I don”t know that I’m I mean, technically you have at this size You would be half
01:23:13:11	01:23:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	I think the rule is half speed Like your speed is half because you’re smaller
01:23:17:11	01:23:19:28	Brin [Basil]	Right. That makes sense.
01:23:21:00	01:23:32:27	Steve [Nortle]	Which would mean that I would be able to move us faster Yeah, no, yeah
01:23:27:04	01:23:28:18	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I like that.
01:23:29:09	01:23:31:22	Dave [GM]	You’re gonna jump in the Pope hat like it’s a little boat?
01:23:31:27	01:23:32:08	Brin [Basil]	Classic.
01:23:32:27	01:23:35:07	Steve [Nortle]	That’s perfect There’s some space
01:23:33:10	01:23:35:18	Brin [Basil]	Just just like old times man.
01:23:36:03	01:23:36:17	Dave [GM]	Okay.
01:23:37:13	01:23:38:29	Brin [Basil]	Back when we were kids.
01:23:39:10	01:23:40:27	Steve [Nortle]	And I will
01:23:42:11	01:23:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	Ninja step uh is he in between the direction we were going to go that i okay
01:23:51:13	01:24:02:29	Dave [GM]	So if you guys want to get away with him, if you can roll Advantage Stealth check and move, You’re also feeling light, so you can both move and dash pretty easily.
01:23:52:00	01:23:53:14	Brin [Basil]	We just need a getaway.
01:24:03:08	01:24:13:27	Dave [GM]	I’m not going to give you half difficult terrain on this. So you guys can’t move. You would need to get about 120 feet away from him so that he wouldn’t notice you
01:24:13:27	01:24:16:11	Dave [GM]	because the first movement is going to make his ears pop up.
01:24:17:06	01:24:24:17	Steve [Nortle]	at 40 uh I have 40 feet I’m at 89 percent feel like that’s 30
01:24:24:17	01:24:35:25	Steve [Nortle]	feet so I can use my movement plus dash they’ll get us about 60 feet um and I’m rolling stealth. Make sure I do it ninja-like at
01:24:33:09	01:24:33:22	Dave [GM]	Yep.
01:24:35:25	01:24:38:26	Steve [Nortle]	advantage. Hallelujah!
01:24:41:01	01:24:41:25	Steve [Nortle]	Dirty 20.
01:24:42:01	01:24:50:11	Dave [GM]	Okay, so we’ve got it. We made it at 60 feet no problem. You’re like just almost on your tippy toes of your flippers just like dancing.
01:24:52:08	01:24:59:07	Dave [GM]	So you make it 60 feet. As he does that, he does prick up and he hears he’s going to make a situation check.
01:25:02:17	01:25:03:18	Dave [GM]	Okay, he failed that.
01:25:04:25	01:25:09:08	Dave [GM]	His ears do prick up with seeded kind of pop-up from behind his.
01:25:11:15	01:25:22:10	Dave [GM]	Okay! We’re back over to Foulclaw. Let’s make one more death saving roll. I wouldn’t be asking for this but you’re two ahead so you’re in a pretty good spot. Yeah!
01:25:20:19	01:25:29:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two ahead i’m freaking oh okay yeah okay the number two i thought okay yeah 11
01:25:29:27	01:25:36:19	Dave [GM]	okay so you are out you have one hit point you’re still prone um but
01:25:33:27	01:25:34:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
01:25:36:19	01:25:43:08	Dave [GM]	yeah you you are stabilized you can’t get up and move yet but you’re stabilized unfortunately right
01:25:43:08	01:25:51:17	Dave [GM]	as you’re stabilizing yourself you hear what you know just because you’re an owl or the beating
01:25:52:17	01:25:59:10	Dave [GM]	of Owl Winks. Very, very close to you. Just coming in very close.
01:26:00:10	01:26:02:16	Dave [GM]	We’ll come back to you guys. What are you guys doing?
01:26:02:03	01:26:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
01:26:04:03	01:26:04:10	Dave [GM]	Okay.
01:26:06:13	01:26:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Reaction or something?
01:26:08:04	01:26:14:02	Dave [GM]	You’re not… You’re stabilized. You’re alive. You’re stabilized. You’re dead. We’ll put it that way.
01:26:13:11	01:26:14:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not yet.
01:26:16:28	01:26:20:03	Brin [Basil]	we want to try and get at least another beat away from him, right?
01:26:22:05	01:26:23:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s on here.
01:26:24:20	01:26:25:21	Dave [GM]	You’re on him!
01:26:24:29	01:26:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	But see, the advantage
01:26:25:02	01:26:27:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m here. All right!
01:26:28:08	01:26:30:11	Steve [Nortle]	is only one…
01:26:28:15	01:26:29:12	Brin [Basil]	My bad!
01:26:32:15	01:26:36:01	Steve [Nortle]	If we both were going then it doubles our chances of
01:26:33:05	01:26:35:08	Brin [Basil]	Exactly. Yes.
01:26:36:02	01:26:45:25	Steve [Nortle]	screwing up 15
01:26:36:20	01:26:37:08	Brin [Basil]	Exactly.
01:26:46:20	01:26:49:11	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you make that. You make it 120 feet away
01:26:50:13	01:27:00:28	Dave [GM]	as he turns in kind of looking up the street. You’re far enough away where he’s not going to notice you, but you can make one more identification check
01:27:00:28	01:27:03:00	Dave [GM]	if you’d like. I would make it
01:27:01:07	01:27:01:25	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:27:04:09	01:27:06:29	Dave [GM]	perception but advantage plus three
01:27:04:10	01:27:08:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s just sweet.
01:27:08:12	01:27:13:07	Dave [GM]	because you guys are so well hit and you can kind of scope it out
01:27:14:14	01:27:16:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Consistency, that’s awesome.
01:27:17:14	01:27:19:16	Dave [GM]	You failed with advantage and plus three
01:27:18:17	01:27:20:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I got nine.
01:27:20:04	01:27:22:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, advantage though you get to roll again.
01:27:22:23	01:27:23:27	Dave [GM]	Yeah, that’s for advantage
01:27:24:02	01:27:24:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry.
01:27:28:10	01:27:33:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh my…23?! No 17 plus 3.
01:27:28:24	01:27:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:27:29:22	01:27:31:04	Dave [GM]	So you get a nat 20
01:27:34:08	01:27:45:02	Dave [GM]	Okay, so as you guys are scuttling up… Yeah, you swing around to the back of Nordal’s hat and you kind of like do this to kind of look where you’re like
01:27:35:16	01:27:39:20	Brin [Basil]	Did I say 23? I’m sorry. I got 20.
01:27:36:22	01:27:46:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she has some
01:27:45:04	01:27:45:24	Brin [Basil]	I did five.
01:27:46:29	01:27:50:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	coke bottles from the bar to get to zoom in real quick
01:27:48:19	01:27:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:27:51:17	01:27:53:01	Brin [Basil]	Hold on, just let me drink these really quick.
01:27:54:28	01:28:05:28	Dave [GM]	You’re a speckled hare now so they are more nocturnal so you do have a little bit better sight at night Plus true sight So you look
01:28:01:21	01:28:02:07	Brin [Basil]	Nice.
01:28:06:05	01:28:14:10	Dave [GM]	And as he comes around, you see an almost exact like replica of what you saw in Magus.
01:28:14:19	01:28:22:27	Dave [GM]	And as He’s blowing and his breath stops as he made this full 360 blowing out all this veil stone powder, um,
01:28:23:27	01:28:27:17	Dave [GM]	he closes His teeth and His teeth are stained black.
01:28:30:18	01:28:37:04	Dave [GM]	And You do notice with that amazing role on His chest holding
01:28:37:04	01:28:45:04	Dave [GM]	his cloak together is a silver symbol with a six -fingered hand missing to the thumb and
01:28:45:04	01:28:53:29	Dave [GM]	index 100 % and you may have also noticed that amazing goal that one of the stones he crushed
01:28:46:18	01:29:05:11	Brin [Basil]	definitely with them all I
01:28:52:22	01:29:01:05	Steve [Nortle]	rage
01:29:01:05	01:29:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	i can feel it you can feel it through my head
01:29:02:13	01:29:10:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think there’s an inside joke that we don’t she knows things
01:29:05:11	01:29:15:05	Brin [Basil]	know is this guy tried to kill me and
01:29:15:05	01:29:17:17	Brin [Basil]	he almost did, because he’s so damn strong.
01:29:19:01	01:29:22:29	Brin [Basil]	And you got his stupid black teeth that I want to knock out
01:29:24:06	01:29:26:05	Brin [Basil]	and just crushed my stone
01:29:26:15	01:29:34:19	Dave [GM]	are you gonna here I’m going to give make a percentage roll dice, 100%.
01:29:35:15	01:29:43:21	Dave [GM]	I’m going to see if the stones that all this powder has enraged you enough to want to go attack it.
01:29:44:26	01:29:52:15	Dave [GM]	I’m gonna give you If you rolled 30 and below You’re jumping off the hat And your gunna go rushing
01:29:57:26	01:30:01:05	Dave [GM]	Oh my god You are boiling
01:30:01:08	01:30:02:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, wow!
01:30:01:16	01:30:04:25	Brin [Basil]	Like it just doesn’t get more mad at me
01:30:03:15	01:30:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	it starts floating
01:30:04:14	01:30:06:25	Dave [GM]	The hat is like shaking
01:30:11:24	01:30:15:05	Brin [Basil]	And you’re just like holding me by my clothes, like this.
01:30:14:23	01:30:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	your little bunny tail
01:30:18:06	01:30:18:26	Brin [Basil]	Motherf…
01:30:21:03	01:30:29:19	Dave [GM]	even if it wasn’t your decision. Okay, as you are coming to you do hear the voice come back
01:30:29:12	01:30:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes.
01:30:33:18	01:30:43:07	Dave [GM]	yes, okay I see that you are feeling better we’re going to make sure that you get out of this by putting that thing that’s coming for you
01:30:43:07	01:30:54:13	Dave [GM]	I do have hopefully two individuals come here once you are fully healed you’re probably not going to hear my voice the magic is
01:30:54:13	01:30:57:05	Dave [GM]	or in the death side of things
01:30:58:10	01:30:59:20	Dave [GM]	Do you have any
01:30:58:26	01:31:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What? Okay.
01:31:00:22	01:31:03:21	Dave [GM]	it’s like you’ve stepped into the spirit world
01:31:03:26	01:31:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	yeah like it’s necromantically involved you get it
01:31:05:11	01:31:14:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay the veil’s
01:31:07:03	01:31:34:22	Brin [Basil]	One Talon across the veil gets me
01:31:08:14	01:31:19:16	Dave [GM]	I have one talent and through the veil yeah i mean veil stones everywhere uh do you have any questions for me
01:31:14:12	01:31:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thin okay yep before i
01:31:19:16	01:31:25:12	Dave [GM]	before well i’m always here but before you can stop hearing yeah
01:31:24:13	01:31:34:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t hear you anymore uh well who are these guys who are these guys and what
01:31:34:22	01:31:35:11	Brin [Basil]	every time.
01:31:34:24	01:31:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is going on how do can I compound question can I put like three yeah
01:31:41:26	01:31:42:19	Dave [GM]	questions in one
01:31:43:11	01:31:49:28	Steve [Nortle]	like a professor and you only have one question on the final when the question is paragraph long
01:31:49:08	01:31:53:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh sweet okay um I’m gonna say
01:31:56:18	01:31:58:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who are these guys
01:31:59:20	01:32:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and how do we defeat them or stop this from happening
01:32:06:26	01:32:14:02	Dave [GM]	um remembering back to your amazing roles from history arcana and insight you do know that
01:32:15:28	01:32:26:06	Dave [GM]	this house that is attacking greenport right now is more ancient than the forgotten hour
01:32:29:16	01:32:31:22	Brin [Basil]	The remembered hour.
01:32:33:18	01:32:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:32:33:18	01:32:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:34:02	01:32:40:15	Dave [GM]	uh it predates the forgotten hour it is one of the few houses that does
01:32:37:02	01:32:37:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
01:32:40:15	01:32:47:29	Dave [GM]	it’s one of The Few Houses That Was Protected um it is the house of Lycoris
01:32:47:29	01:32:54:29	Dave [GM]	l y c o r i s um uh
01:32:53:25	01:32:55:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll leave that one more time
01:32:54:29	01:33:03:05	Dave [GM]	it’s the house of lycoris l -y -c -o -r -i -s and if you know your map history
01:33:03:05	01:33:12:23	Dave [GM]	which you do um it is an island in the um in the stepstones just probably north of you
01:33:13:28	01:33:20:26	Dave [GM]	but there is an entire city that has been completely protected since uh the forgotten
01:33:20:26	01:33:28:08	Dave [GM]	an hour and no one it’s very uh very samurai very
01:33:28:08	01:33:35:28	Dave [GM]	like ancient edo period you don’t mess with them
01:33:35:28	01:33:46:02	Dave [GM]	they don’t but don’t miss um yeah their
01:33:46:02	01:33:58:00	Dave [GM]	freaking creeps a lot of really gross black dark necromatic everything that has to do and you also know
01:33:58:00	01:34:07:26	Dave [GM]	that their generals like the head generals of the Lycaresian army they are called the menagerie there are six of
01:34:07:26	01:34:16:06	Dave [GM]	them one is a herringon one is an owlin one is aluxodon
01:34:17:09	01:34:21:27	Dave [GM]	one is a tortle
01:34:23:15	01:34:33:12	Dave [GM]	and one is this one I’m missing um lion lionel is that what they’re called the lion people
01:34:37:28	01:34:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	Leonin
01:34:39:04	01:34:40:07	Dave [GM]	one is a leon
01:34:43:05	01:34:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	Owlin, Herongon Lexodon, Leone
01:34:46:11	01:34:47:19	Dave [GM]	tortle
01:34:48:13	01:34:49:25	Steve [Nortle]	What was that?
01:34:52:01	01:35:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	Actually I think it was the first one No, first one was Herogon Is it Tabaxi or Kenku I have Owlin
01:34:58:24	01:34:59:25	Dave [GM]	owlin
01:35:01:02	01:35:04:04	Dave [GM]	do you have the owlin uh i’m trying to get back my note
01:35:01:04	01:35:08:06	Steve [Nortle]	Come on Gray
01:35:05:21	01:35:06:22	Dave [GM]	i can hurry
01:35:08:26	01:35:12:05	Dave [GM]	hurry uh okay so
01:35:12:22	01:35:14:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the frequency wait
01:35:13:24	01:35:15:28	Dave [GM]	You’re like dialing it. What?
01:35:14:02	01:35:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:35:14:27	01:35:17:06	Steve [Nortle]	Just one second
01:35:16:26	01:35:20:08	Brin [Basil]	You’re too far from the spirit.
01:35:17:03	01:35:25:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh I am not too far believe me I am very close
01:35:26:09	01:35:28:11	Dave [GM]	Probably the only reason he can’t hear gray.
01:35:28:03	01:35:29:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uncomfortably close
01:35:30:04	01:35:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	this near-death experience and one of your questions is, Is my church true? Just let me know this real fast.
01:35:35:05	01:35:40:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i already know that steve what a waste of time
01:35:38:02	01:35:39:25	Brin [Basil]	He doesn’t have to ask.
01:35:41:02	01:35:41:19	Dave [GM]	Tabaxi.
01:35:41:10	01:35:46:27	Brin [Basil]	What are you wearing? That on the other hand, still.
01:35:45:07	01:35:46:13	Dave [GM]	Did he ask that again?
01:35:46:14	01:35:50:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	again I just want to make sure
01:35:48:28	01:35:50:28	Dave [GM]	It’s part of your compound question.
01:35:50:17	01:35:53:08	Brin [Basil]	So you’re wearing a robe? What color is it?
01:35:52:24	01:35:54:21	Dave [GM]	What color is your rope what’s underneath your rope?
01:35:56:17	01:36:08:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no I’m not asking that so I want to make sure I heard him correctly okay you said greenport is that the city they’re attacking here right now oh
01:36:05:28	01:36:09:16	Dave [GM]	He starts to phase out. Like, your dial
01:36:08:04	01:36:11:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh ok oh ok Oh, okay.
01:36:11:12	01:36:20:23	Dave [GM]	And your eyes open Just as your eyes opened you see a owlin leaning down about 200
01:36:13:13	01:36:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	Is it a massive owling?
01:36:14:27	01:36:15:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Damage.
01:36:23:18	01:36:28:10	Dave [GM]	huge, and he is a pure white
01:36:24:11	01:36:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, great.
01:36:30:08	01:36:32:13	Dave [GM]	shoot, what did I say you were?
01:36:32:23	01:36:36:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s snow. Yeah, he’s snow I’m a little brown
01:36:33:19	01:36:34:05	Steve [Nortle]	Snow owl.
01:36:35:02	01:36:46:03	Dave [GM]	white snow owl. He’s dressed in all black robes, teaks, everything The only thing that you can see that it’s white is his face You do notice his eyes are
01:36:46:03	01:36:57:29	Dave [GM]	bright purple and he has a giant bow that’s about seven feet long pulled back with an arrow knocked in it with white feathers on the back,
01:36:58:02	01:36:59:22	Dave [GM]	and it is direct.
01:37:01:02	01:37:03:12	Dave [GM]	We’re going to smash cut over to you guys.
01:37:02:24	01:37:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Gosh I hate snow
01:37:07:12	01:37:12:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You guys are in
01:37:07:13	01:37:18:12	Dave [GM]	Got to get real stakes, man. You guys are 120 feet away, and as you move into the alleyway of the promenade looking up the street, you see crumpled on the ground
01:37:18:12	01:37:25:17	Dave [GM]	with kind of like a wing stuck up in the air an owlin that is twitching.
01:37:30:03	01:37:31:14	Dave [GM]	What would you guys like to do?
01:37:32:20	01:37:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	How could it be Foulclawed? It doesn’t look like him at all.
01:37:38:19	01:37:41:22	Brin [Basil]	But I don’t look like me and you don’t look like you.
01:37:41:18	01:37:43:28	Dave [GM]	Your rage is shaking the hat again
01:37:48:03	01:37:55:29	Steve [Nortle]	Walk me through that one more time i’m not okay okay all right here i go yes
01:37:50:25	01:37:53:27	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go see if he’s okay. Stop talking and walk over there.
01:37:55:23	01:37:56:29	Dave [GM]	Are you going to dash again?
01:37:58:28	01:38:08:20	Dave [GM]	Okay Alright, you guys make it over there and you do hear this owlin mumbling under his breath trying to talk to someone
01:38:08:20	01:38:20:14	Dave [GM]	that you guys have no idea what he’s talking to you do feel like it’s, like, that death whisper right? That people have right before they die. It’s like they’re whispering and they’re seeing things He has an arrow
01:38:20:14	01:38:31:29	Dave [GM]	a black arrow with a white fletching in his neck he has another in his back he’s bleeding profusely but right as you get there you look up and you see
01:38:31:29	01:38:35:18	Dave [GM]	a snow-white owl dressed in complete black
01:38:36:22	01:38:44:22	Dave [GM]	I’m not going to make you make a perception check because you’ve already seen it he has the lycaresian symbol that’s covering his tunic it’s kind of the only thing that flashes in
01:38:44:22	01:38:52:01	Dave [GM]	the night and uh he is knocked back and as he sees you two approach it’s almost like this crazy
01:38:52:01	01:38:57:13	Dave [GM]	like pullback and then he flips his fingers like uh you’ve seen when people flip pencils to their
01:38:57:13	01:39:04:13	Dave [GM]	figures he flips two more arrows and puts them in the same quiver not quiver but on the same
01:39:04:13	01:39:10:12	Dave [GM]	string and is getting ready to fire at all three of you okay so you’re using your shield
01:39:05:28	01:39:20:00	Brin [Basil]	okay I’m instantly putting a dome around us do you
01:39:13:13	01:39:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	missiles and i would be happy if i if i do it well enough i can throw it back i don’t know what your dome does
01:39:20:00	01:39:28:23	Brin [Basil]	want me to not do my don’t it can I think yeah my Opal my opal shield because the
01:39:24:28	01:39:25:26	Dave [GM]	the pearl like it’s
01:39:30:21	01:39:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	is that just increase our ac
01:39:33:01	01:39:41:24	Dave [GM]	no because we we like based it off something but you can turn it on and off so if you want to try to deflect a couple
01:39:34:15	01:39:35:05	Brin [Basil]	okay
01:39:36:21	01:39:48:15	Brin [Basil]	but okay yeah
01:39:41:24	01:39:52:09	Dave [GM]	and let one through you can or maybe we’ll do this the first one’s going to make it through no matter what you’re able then to put up your uh thing that will block the arrows that are coming
01:39:52:09	01:40:03:28	Dave [GM]	at you in Foulclaw you’re thinking because he’s a tortle he could turn around and just use his shell to block it so um i’m going to take what’s your aces 17
01:40:02:16	01:40:15:06	Steve [Nortle]	yeah 17 yeah it’s because i’m a monk i can’t
01:40:03:28	01:40:07:01	Dave [GM]	wow really is that natural or is
01:40:10:02	01:40:11:11	Brin [Basil]	awesome
01:40:15:06	01:40:24:13	Steve [Nortle]	figure out how you could possibly be Foulclaw so you know okay right oh okay
01:40:19:04	01:40:21:05	Dave [GM]	so he misses um so
01:40:24:10	01:40:28:09	Brin [Basil]	yes my it activates my wall of force
01:40:24:13	01:40:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	so um okay it i use my reaction to deflect or catch a missile
01:40:32:08	01:40:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	when you are hit by arranged weapon attack uh when you do so the damage you take from the attack gets reduced by 1d10 plus seven so i guess how about if you roll damage and
01:40:43:14	01:40:51:27	Steve [Nortle]	if i can top that right it right right but to see if i catch it 1d10
01:40:45:04	01:40:45:26	Dave [GM]	going to damage you because
01:40:51:22	01:41:15:03	Brin [Basil]	no way
01:40:51:27	01:40:55:28	Steve [Nortle]	we’ll see what we’ll
01:40:53:07	01:40:54:09	Dave [GM]	it’s 6d6
01:40:55:28	01:41:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	see what happens so two
01:40:57:09	01:41:06:05	Dave [GM]	two four so what six three two
01:41:10:09	01:41:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	that’s nine and i rolled a ten
01:41:14:14	01:41:18:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right, so this first arrow,
01:41:14:21	01:41:22:19	Dave [GM]	all right so this first arrow they all came stringed at the same time the first one comes flying through
01:41:23:14	01:41:29:17	Dave [GM]	um completely silent but as it goes through the wall of force just as it’s going up you’re able
01:41:35:06	01:41:35:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ben…
01:41:36:04	01:41:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	do this right above my head
01:41:43:15	01:41:54:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh, you look like an idiot. I was just going to have an alligator, but you can pull it
01:41:45:03	01:41:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:41:46:29	01:41:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alligator technique
01:41:47:20	01:41:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:41:48:09	01:41:48:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:41:49:13	01:41:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah um well i mean in so rule of awesome says i should not tell you this but it okay all right So what I’m going to do then is
01:41:59:29	01:42:11:01	Steve [Nortle]	I catch it and I’m just going To like use the momentum To spin around And I’m not going to spin on my feet I’m gonna drop down so I’m on the back of my shell And as I spin
01:42:11:01	01:42:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	And then the way I stop is I just stick out one foot And it just slams against the ground And then it’s like
01:42:16:13	01:42:17:26	Dave [GM]	like a shop well not a shot put
01:42:16:29	01:42:17:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
01:42:18:19	01:42:19:02	Brin [Basil]	Good.
01:42:18:23	01:42:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	Like a sling basically And I just deet that back at his face
01:42:22:26	01:42:27:19	Dave [GM]	Okay, all right. I need you to make an hit. Does it automatically hit or is it an attack roll?
01:42:27:00	01:42:28:12	Steve [Nortle]	It’s an attack roll
01:42:29:28	01:42:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	Alright
01:42:30:22	01:42:31:08	Brin [Basil]	Please go.
01:42:33:11	01:42:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	I would not be able to do that
01:42:38:29	01:42:39:20	Steve [Nortle]	to hit
01:42:39:25	01:42:40:11	Dave [GM]	25 to hit.
01:42:43:25	01:42:52:29	Steve [Nortle]	doing a grand total of 10 damage
01:42:52:22	01:42:57:27	Brin [Basil]	And then face back and his arms out
01:42:53:16	01:43:04:17	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you yeet this thing back and his arm’s out and it goes up and it hits him kind of in the upper shoulder right here enough to pivot him away and make
01:43:00:16	01:43:01:00	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
01:43:01:16	01:43:05:22	Brin [Basil]	Not play, but have to.
01:43:04:17	01:43:11:29	Dave [GM]	him drop out of the air. It’s not going to take him out for long, but it is going to give you guys a small window of time
01:43:14:08	01:43:26:07	Dave [GM]	out of there right as that happens your pearl while of course pops up. It comes in and the other two which was directly between your eyes and the other one was a fatal blow that would have killed them automatically are both deflected
01:43:26:05	01:43:27:00	Brin [Basil]	Yes.
01:43:26:09	01:43:35:20	Dave [GM]	and they just shatter off that wall of course um okay you’re like
01:43:28:06	01:43:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yay!
01:43:28:26	01:43:30:00	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah!
01:43:31:07	01:43:31:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:43:31:09	01:43:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I’m mumbling. Sorry.
01:43:35:20	01:43:43:18	Dave [GM]	great what just uh he’s a bat half size right now
01:43:38:06	01:43:40:12	Brin [Basil]	How big is this owl?
01:43:43:18	01:43:54:08	Dave [GM]	you’re all just super cute yeah uh you can’t he can i don’t think it’s like put in the hat worthy
01:43:44:21	01:43:47:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I guess I’m like small because of normal hands.
01:43:46:04	01:43:48:09	Brin [Basil]	Can I pick him up?
01:43:50:11	01:43:51:02	Brin [Basil]	He can’t.
01:43:54:08	01:44:05:23	Dave [GM]	but it’s probably get on the shell like hold onto the back i donno how you do that with your wings
01:43:54:28	01:44:06:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, throw him on the back of… throw him on the back picture i’m gonna hold onto him
01:44:02:20	01:44:04:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just like feeling your shell
01:44:06:15	01:44:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is with my hand but I still that I still have I think this owl that I’m inhabiting has hands too so
01:44:12:26	01:44:17:23	Brin [Basil]	so I’m going to like sit backwards over Nortle’s neck kind of and brace myself
01:44:17:18	01:44:29:16	Dave [GM]	so you’re like slotted down into his shell and you’re holding onto the shell but she’s like got her got her gauntlets and is like powering up and holding it okay um i
01:44:17:23	01:44:30:21	Brin [Basil]	and hold onto his wings all while
01:44:20:20	01:44:21:05	Steve [Nortle]	okay
01:44:23:23	01:44:24:08	Steve [Nortle]	itchy
01:44:24:13	01:44:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
01:44:30:21	01:44:34:27	Brin [Basil]	holding a wall of force around us as he’s running Can I do that?
01:44:30:24	01:44:55:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a
01:44:36:24	01:44:42:28	Dave [GM]	okay mm -hmm yep I would say every time you like take a step
01:44:37:07	01:44:40:15	Steve [Nortle]	so that everything’s like around us.
01:44:42:28	01:44:49:16	Dave [GM]	the kind of like shutters because you have to kind of keep them together um but uh cool yeah so
01:44:45:16	01:44:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. Yes.
01:44:50:23	01:45:00:01	Dave [GM]	do you i right at this point now that you have a little bit of breathing room all of you guys can make a perception check to take a look up at the upper ward away from
01:44:50:23	01:45:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’m too focused on
01:44:55:07	01:45:15:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	15
01:45:02:21	01:45:02:28	Steve [Nortle]	running.
01:45:09:05	01:45:10:17	Brin [Basil]	Yes, I do.
01:45:13:19	01:45:14:10	Brin [Basil]	Gosh!
01:45:15:28	01:45:23:28	Dave [GM]	okay so you didn’t see 16 look at balkba coming in clutch on the rolls today guys
01:45:16:22	01:45:20:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	16 I’m
01:45:22:26	01:45:27:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am waking up okay
01:45:27:28	01:45:39:27	Dave [GM]	uh okay so what you guys have seen is obviously the port is completely destroyed as you look up the hill you see kind of like the court area and then you see this big ringed
01:45:39:27	01:45:47:09	Dave [GM]	um area that is pretty tall uh a gated wall
01:45:47:09	01:45:53:11	Dave [GM]	very white very beautiful from that you see just these
01:45:53:11	01:45:59:20	Dave [GM]	huge beautiful like trees and everything so right as you’re looking at behind that wall
01:45:59:20	01:46:07:06	Dave [GM]	interesting enough is just a guarded forest of just probably the most beautiful with all
01:46:07:06	01:46:13:28	Dave [GM]	the sunlight or it’s the moonlight coming through and like all of the purple light you guys know
01:46:13:28	01:46:20:25	Dave [GM]	that this is like a garden basically right behind that you see another walled area
01:46:21:17	01:46:31:26	Dave [GM]	that has uh it’s elevated a little bit above it is shaped a lot like a bowl and in front of it you see probably about 300 foot wide gap
01:46:31:26	01:46:35:10	Dave [GM]	like you would see in a base and there is just
01:46:36:11	01:46:39:08	Dave [GM]	water gushing, streaming out of that basin
01:46:40:20	01:46:49:05	Dave [GM]	then you look an additional 2,000 feet up what you’re noticing is behind all this it’s just stark black
01:46:49:05	01:46:58:05	Dave [GM]	you don’t see really anything. You look about 2,00 feet above that and you’re following this waterfall that goes up, up, u-up, u-, u-u-up
01:46:58:05	01:47:09:24	Dave [GM]	and then you see the very top of this which is another bowl shape um upper ward that is the part where the water is gushing out going down to
01:47:09:24	01:47:21:23	Dave [GM]	the local uh above that you see a little bit of black and then you see the stars they have a purple haze because
01:47:21:23	01:47:31:24	Dave [GM]	you guys are in this purple haize you can see the stars up there but what you’re seeing in front of them is a sheer cliff wall that goes up about
01:47:31:24	01:47:39:21	Dave [GM]	a half a mile and at each point it’s basically damp that is holding back a giant reservoir of
01:47:39:21	01:47:45:24	Dave [GM]	water that is coming up into the upper bowl down into the basin and flows out into
01:47:45:24	01:47:53:29	Dave [GM]	the rest of like the green pool area. That lower bowl is a pretty guarded area,
01:47:54:09	01:48:00:19	Dave [GM]	upper bowl is extremely guarded in the entire forest area from what you guys understand about
01:48:00:19	01:48:10:08	Dave [GM]	the lore of this place is called The Menagerie, and no one goes into that because most of Greenport is inhabited by animal creatures.
01:48:10:08	01:48:18:25	Dave [GM]	Luxudon, Leonels, Kenku, Howlinn, Herengons, basically
01:48:18:25	01:48:25:02	Dave [GM]	what you would consider the menagerie like the animal people beyond that
01:48:26:29	01:48:33:24	Dave [GM]	is, from what you’ve understood and what you’ve heard about what happens in the menagerie in the garden
01:48:36:11	01:48:42:24	Dave [GM]	it’s pretty grotesque and pretty insane but if you guys get a little bit further into the city
01:48:44:02	01:48:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s what we’re moving towards.
01:48:44:19	01:48:45:02	Dave [GM]	anyway
01:48:46:14	01:48:51:02	Dave [GM]	that’s what you guys see You do know the tobacco That’s where you’re moving towards
01:48:53:17	01:49:05:10	Dave [GM]	So If you guys want at this point you’re heading up the road heading up the promenade you’ve distracted this owlin um and you
01:49:05:10	01:49:12:13	Dave [GM]	guys really want to get to a safe space yeah safe space it’s a safe place where do you guys want to go
01:49:27:20	01:49:29:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s gray
01:49:30:07	01:49:31:20	Brin [Basil]	These arrows don’t look good.
01:49:32:22	01:49:35:13	Steve [Nortle]	I guess he wanted to cosplay as a porcupine.
01:49:36:02	01:49:38:21	Brin [Basil]	Yalsa, do you have any healing stuff?
01:49:38:10	01:49:41:00	Steve [Nortle]	I was going to ask you the same thing, because I have nothing.
01:49:41:09	01:49:43:00	Brin [Basil]	Let’s give him a drink.
01:49:43:16	01:49:47:01	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, alcohol! Yeah, that’s such a good idea.
01:49:48:06	01:49:48:19	Dave [GM]	you guys like
01:49:48:15	01:49:50:03	Brin [Basil]	This solves arrow problems.
01:49:52:04	01:49:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s the cause of and solution to all of his problems.
01:49:56:15	01:49:58:03	Brin [Basil]	Sounds like an addict to me.
01:50:03:06	01:50:06:02	Dave [GM]	Do you guys have any, like, potions of healing or anything like that?
01:50:06:10	01:50:14:22	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely nothing. he’s at
01:50:07:26	01:50:09:02	Dave [GM]	Nothing. All right.
01:50:11:25	01:50:13:21	Dave [GM]	So you have Sangria Rose.
01:50:14:22	01:50:21:26	Brin [Basil]	one yeah I’m burned a
01:50:15:08	01:50:15:28	Dave [GM]	Is it one?
01:50:17:10	01:50:18:27	Dave [GM]	I’m pretty sure you guys are pretty beat up.
01:50:21:16	01:50:21:27	Dave [GM]	Okay.
01:50:21:26	01:50:30:22	Brin [Basil]	little flaky it’s got some sandra shell
01:50:22:13	01:50:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, my shell has seen better days
01:50:26:20	01:50:27:14	Dave [GM]	You’re a little shell-shocked?
01:50:27:10	01:50:28:06	Steve [Nortle]	than your little shells.
01:50:33:23	01:50:35:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no, I got it!
01:50:39:07	01:50:47:05	Steve [Nortle]	All I have is some rations but I don’t know if that would be… That’s video game logic right there, right? Eat something and you’ll feel better.
01:50:45:15	01:50:45:28	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
01:50:46:02	01:50:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:50:46:12	01:50:47:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:48:04	01:50:58:11	Dave [GM]	All right, so as you guys were looking up here, know you do see that there is a crest of where the fire stops and there’s probably about i don’t
01:50:58:11	01:51:09:29	Dave [GM]	two football fields like 200 yards in space between that and the first wall that’s right front of the menagerie area the garden um that is the temple wards that’s where probably most
01:51:09:29	01:51:18:01	Dave [GM]	magic users are at and that’s probably why the fire has not made it past that point is because they’re actually putting up resistance there so if you guys want to make your way there
01:51:25:01	01:51:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	Who would’ve thought?
01:51:27:04	01:51:28:03	Dave [GM]	i’m gonna give you
01:51:29:02	01:51:38:25	Brin [Basil]	I’ve ever needed it yes yeah there’s
01:51:34:22	01:51:35:24	Steve [Nortle]	There’s no rebuke.
01:51:35:16	01:51:40:15	Dave [GM]	there’s no rebukes yet how dare you try to save my life sinners
01:51:36:16	01:51:37:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No review, no.
01:51:38:25	01:51:44:01	Brin [Basil]	no way this is foul clogged because he hasn’t given us a pamphlet
01:51:39:29	01:51:40:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:51:40:09	01:51:40:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:51:45:08	01:51:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	well we’re helping someone i guess that’s good too uh 120 is what we were saying okay
01:51:49:12	01:51:58:10	Dave [GM]	uh you’re moving at 100 what 60 feet right okay so go ahead and I want you to go ahead
01:52:02:13	01:52:10:00	Steve [Nortle]	okay so what am i like a stealth or i should be sneaky and
01:52:10:00	01:52:15:01	Steve [Nortle]	i’m at advantage because of size
01:52:15:29	01:52:26:07	Dave [GM]	and their size okay so you make it easily another 120 feet uh yes scream it
01:52:17:26	01:52:19:17	Steve [Nortle]	all right so i got 25
01:52:22:29	01:52:30:06	Brin [Basil]	can i get a hell of ya that’s what i sound like right
01:52:30:07	01:52:34:11	Steve [Nortle]	here with your head your ears going this way because you’re sitting the wrong direction
01:52:32:26	01:52:44:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah that’s right good dang
01:52:36:13	01:52:47:11	Dave [GM]	uh just as you scream out real quick i’ll do it a disadvantage okay so the allen did not
01:52:38:04	01:52:50:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay, so…
01:52:44:25	01:52:52:02	Brin [Basil]	it gruesome
01:52:49:16	01:53:00:27	Dave [GM]	uh okay so go ahead and make one more roll in this next one will get you to the like kind of the vanguard is that the
01:53:00:27	01:53:01:28	Dave [GM]	vanguard
01:53:03:24	01:53:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sounds correct.
01:53:06:09	01:53:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	um 23 have i ever mentioned i’m part ninja hideous
01:53:09:06	01:53:12:06	Dave [GM]	okay you have made it to the vanguard
01:53:16:06	01:53:27:23	Dave [GM]	moving diving in and out I don’t know if you guys have just become accustomed to this but there are just bodies like slash and half there’s I mean it’s really it’s bad
01:53:27:23	01:53:33:23	Dave [GM]	um like if Foulclaw uses retcon token on when Fauna killed herself
01:53:33:23	01:53:41:06	Dave [GM]	this is probably nightmare fuel that goes along with that i know he’s not yeah you’re
01:53:37:23	01:53:48:17	Steve [Nortle]	good thing he’s essentially unconscious this is
01:53:41:06	01:53:47:16	Dave [GM]	seeing any of you barely saw anything actually so you’re good to go uh it was it was enough
01:53:43:28	01:53:44:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an app.
01:53:47:23	01:53:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Plenty.
01:53:48:17	01:53:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	like this is worse than a pg -13 movie
01:53:54:19	01:54:04:12	Dave [GM]	uh okay so you make it up to that area you are completely stealth but you do see um just this attack squad
01:54:04:12	01:54:11:25	Dave [GM]	uh interesting enough the foot soldiers are all elven they’re like high elden um dressed extremely
01:54:11:25	01:54:20:06	Dave [GM]	well all very beautiful uh but all of them have uh the crest the six speaker minus two pressed
01:54:20:06	01:54:27:04	Dave [GM]	on and they are basically hacking their way through anything they’re going up and in and
01:54:27:04	01:54:35:28	Dave [GM]	out of anything so just this flood of people slowly moving towards it you do see counter magic coming in so when they are casting spells counter spells are
01:54:35:28	01:54:45:23	Dave [GM]	coming back. So it has stopped most of the attack but it’s not going to stop it forever. You do look up you see a temple
01:54:45:23	01:54:56:05	Dave [GM]	of Selûne at the top, you see a lot of the deities that have to do with the Anamalia of Correus and Rithessa and then
01:54:56:05	01:55:07:11	Dave [GM]	you also see a towering temple of uh Gog off to the right hand side um i would like you guys make another stealth check to get
01:55:07:11	01:55:14:21	Dave [GM]	through the line and then you guys can take it into this city s where
01:55:18:17	01:55:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	because i’m still carrying everybody plus six
01:55:29:18	01:55:31:15	Dave [GM]	dude what is your stealth
01:55:32:14	01:55:42:24	Steve [Nortle]	i told you i’m a ninja Yeah, this guy is far
01:55:34:05	01:55:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this cannot be normal I don’t know who these people are saving me he’s way too acrobatic
01:55:35:28	01:55:38:04	Dave [GM]	definitely you make it through pretty
01:55:36:11	01:55:37:07	Brin [Basil]	naturally
01:55:42:24	01:55:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	too competent to be considered.
01:55:43:23	01:55:44:09	Dave [GM]	uh
01:55:46:25	01:55:48:02	Dave [GM]	you make it through the line
01:55:49:23	01:56:00:10	Dave [GM]	and lucky enough that this area around the fort is just primary. You make it past that front line and they don’t attack you because they know you most likely
01:56:00:10	01:56:04:26	Dave [GM]	not like a region and you’re not eight foot tall like brutish
01:56:07:01	01:56:07:17	Dave [GM]	menagerie
01:56:09:23	01:56:15:19	Dave [GM]	do you guys want to run straight to a temple? Do you guys want to talk to any of the people that are like defending
01:56:16:25	01:56:19:07	Dave [GM]	guys want you can
01:56:20:03	01:56:21:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can communicate. Can I speak and everything?
01:56:21:09	01:56:31:20	Dave [GM]	speak you have basically one hit point you just can’t be involved in any sort of attack but yeah you’re kind of on the cusp but you’re stabilized
01:56:37:05	01:56:46:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who are you guys? Thank you! Thank you, I’m very grateful. Who are we?
01:56:49:06	01:56:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	It rhymes with Tortal, which is also what I am. My parents aren’t particularly imaginative.
01:56:53:26	01:57:00:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is that a really common turtle name? I know someone’s name… What is it?
01:56:57:14	01:56:59:19	Dave [GM]	to look up portal names It actually is.
01:57:00:11	01:57:07:14	Steve [Nortle]	It was at the top of the list and every
01:57:03:25	01:57:05:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know some one named Nortle.
01:57:06:25	01:57:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah. Okay. But you don’t look like the Nortel I do now.
01:57:07:14	01:57:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	year that I probably have not.
01:57:13:27	01:57:15:19	Brin [Basil]	I’m Basil, by the way.
01:57:15:09	01:57:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait what?
01:57:17:11	01:57:18:08	Brin [Basil]	What’s your name?
01:57:17:16	01:57:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my sister.
01:57:18:15	01:57:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, you guys. It’s me.
01:57:19:17	01:57:20:09	Brin [Basil]	What’s her name?
01:57:21:28	01:57:27:20	Brin [Basil]	What? I’m sorry. You are Falcon! I told you! I knew it.
01:57:22:16	01:57:22:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Foulclaw.
01:57:22:22	01:57:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	I’m me. Oh, you’re right. Right. I didn’t doubt you with
01:57:24:22	01:57:25:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I…
01:57:29:14	01:57:30:28	Brin [Basil]	We’re all ugly.
01:57:32:01	01:57:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, speak for you. Yeah.
01:57:32:24	01:57:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	the big eyes, his big cow eyes.
01:57:34:06	01:57:41:29	Brin [Basil]	Well, except for you. You’re always… it doesn’t matter what kind of owl you’re cute I’m fun-sized
01:57:39:14	01:57:46:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Immediately when you say that you see my giant eyes looking at you. Takes like half an hour to blink.
01:57:46:19	01:57:51:16	Brin [Basil]	You know what? You’re right he’s the only one that’s not ugly
01:57:50:09	01:57:52:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. wow
01:57:52:04	01:58:04:01	Dave [GM]	Right as all three of you guys connect, you kind of hear this like or get this weird echoing and you see almost like a stutter in time. It’s like a rewind back forward,
01:58:04:08	01:58:10:07	Dave [GM]	rewind back forth. You know that there is something really strange going on here
01:58:10:07	01:58:19:17	Dave [GM]	because you just got put in a time loop with TBD um eros was using um a uh basically a palantir
01:58:19:17	01:58:27:11	Dave [GM]	like a crystal ball and uh a lot of other strange magic was happening back with the
01:58:28:02	01:58:33:10	Dave [GM]	El Cinede with all of the towers the teleportation towers were shorted out so there’s a lot
01:58:33:10	01:58:40:04	Dave [GM]	of weird cross ley line magic that’s disrupting a lot of stuff and you guys
01:58:40:04	01:58:46:09	Dave [GM]	are almost in this state feeling all of that magic kind of coalesce and shake
01:58:46:09	01:58:55:16	Dave [GM]	you guys so there’s definitely like really weird shenanigans going on with the type of magic and why you’re here still don’t understand
01:58:55:16	01:58:59:22	Dave [GM]	so where would you guys like to go once you
01:58:58:03	01:59:09:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I recognize the temple and like you guys we need refuge I need help we should go to the temple
01:59:11:04	01:59:13:23	Brin [Basil]	I know your thought flaw so i’ll take your word for it
01:59:11:09	01:59:20:27	Dave [GM]	right so as you’re running and just busting your way up the end
01:59:12:20	01:59:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah trust me
01:59:18:26	01:59:19:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s sick
01:59:25:19	01:59:31:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh yeah i guess they’re both yeah he’s sort of like demigod under Selûne
01:59:31:10	01:59:38:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so yeah they’re kind of different individuals but like one in purpose
01:59:38:27	01:59:46:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah oh yeah just
01:59:39:22	01:59:41:03	Brin [Basil]	He’s on the right hand.
01:59:41:28	01:59:45:02	Dave [GM]	got it okay i’m just sad it’s on my left
01:59:48:10	01:59:56:22	Dave [GM]	okay so you make it to the temple of Selûne um they as you’re coming up is there like a secret
01:59:48:20	01:59:49:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	saint Joe Sef
01:59:56:22	02:00:03:28	Dave [GM]	or something that like lets you know i’m gonna say yes say yes so you guys are running up with
02:00:00:19	02:00:01:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh
02:00:03:28	02:00:11:01	Dave [GM]	a completely destroyed like almost dead allen um you make for the gates the doors are closed
02:00:11:01	02:00:16:18	Dave [GM]	city’s under siege um as you walk up to the door if someone what do you guys want to do
02:00:18:01	02:00:21:05	Brin [Basil]	But yeah, I think sanctuary is a good word to be yelling.
02:00:22:17	02:00:31:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes thank you he’s good there is a symbol do I have my pack and i guess all my supplies with me in this
02:00:22:23	02:00:23:09	Brin [Basil]	Help?
02:00:31:11	02:00:36:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay so i should have
02:00:37:26	02:00:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like a something into that it has the lune symbol on two eyes and seven stars around the eye
02:00:45:05	02:01:05:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i’m gonna like hold that up to the door as we’re approaching yeah no
02:00:49:11	02:01:00:22	Dave [GM]	the little like slider opens up you know and he looks through and he’s like who who is there Who? Who, who. Don’t you know? Who? Who!
02:01:01:19	02:01:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	And here I thought that there was a unique thing about our friend now
02:01:04:15	02:01:04:29	Dave [GM]	Who?
02:01:05:01	02:01:06:20	Brin [Basil]	I don’t think it’s unique.
02:01:05:03	02:01:15:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is it’s actually he said a lot more than you i’m going to communicate back who okay
02:01:08:29	02:01:09:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:15:05	02:01:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um we are we are we are friends
02:01:17:07	02:01:21:02	Brin [Basil]	Listen, we need help. He’s dying.
02:01:22:20	02:01:31:08	Dave [GM]	Okay, the second you throw up that medallion, the door cracks and there’s a bolt. There’s like a bolt, another bolt, another bolt Another bolt And then the door finally opens
02:01:32:09	02:01:44:08	Dave [GM]	So you guys walk in and what which you walk into is just a floor covered with injured animals uh Injured people bleeding um
02:01:44:08	02:01:46:28	Dave [GM]	You see all of these monastic
02:01:49:07	02:01:59:12	Dave [GM]	uh Selûne worshippers running around and healing and helping they’re not charging anyone it’s kind of like a free-for-all most the time when you get up to buy things that have happen since
02:02:02:24	02:02:04:03	Brin [Basil]	What saints?
02:02:05:19	02:02:08:07	Steve [Nortle]	Of which days would you say they are saints?
02:02:10:20	02:02:11:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just curious.
02:02:13:27	02:02:14:08	Dave [GM]	debate
02:02:17:02	02:02:17:11	Brin [Basil]	Sundays.
02:02:19:12	02:02:35:24	Steve [Nortle]	Palkla always thinks there’s time, says
02:02:22:05	02:02:24:23	Dave [GM]	we accept pay as
02:02:26:00	02:02:27:26	Dave [GM]	patrons of no I’m not
02:02:29:10	02:02:30:22	Dave [GM]	okay so you get in there
02:02:32:18	02:02:34:14	Dave [GM]	he walks it depends
02:02:34:13	02:02:35:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:02:35:24	02:02:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	the seminary teacher.
02:02:37:13	02:02:38:02	Dave [GM]	[laughter]
02:02:37:13	02:02:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:39:02	02:02:43:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so someone can help me
02:02:42:28	02:02:48:27	Dave [GM]	yes they can hear you so they have basically the whole game they have like greater restoration regular restoration
02:02:49:29	02:02:53:20	Dave [GM]	you’re probably going to need greater restoration and you guys are pretty beat up too right
02:02:53:15	02:02:54:26	Steve [Nortle]	I could use some help.
02:02:54:26	02:03:06:25	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you all are going to go in, sit down. You’re going to have two or three acolyte monks come up and heal them. Not like the head priests but they’re going to come over with their help of you because I held up.
02:03:06:28	02:03:12:21	Dave [GM]	I’m going to call this a short rest healing not long rest. So you guys can all take a short
02:03:17:24	02:03:24:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome uh how many on greater restoration how many hit points
02:03:24:25	02:03:31:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i restore oh
02:03:25:25	02:03:32:14	Dave [GM]	restoration is just going to take you like all the way. So basically, you would have come to a long rest.
02:03:34:09	02:03:38:10	Dave [GM]	They’re going to have to make rolls for short rests, but they’re also not near these beatles.
02:03:41:15	02:03:49:03	Brin [Basil]	believe my rules what happens if you roll a net one it’s fine plus three oh
02:03:44:16	02:03:47:26	Dave [GM]	On a six, you just get the one point of health back.
02:03:49:10	02:03:50:04	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so…
02:04:00:11	02:04:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	I used all my hit dice.
02:04:02:08	02:04:05:10	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you roll all the way back where are you? All the way to the top.
02:04:03:24	02:04:05:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. Yeah.
02:04:06:22	02:04:08:00	Dave [GM]	How many hit dice do you have?
02:04:08:13	02:04:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	You should have three, because we’re level 3.
02:04:09:28	02:04:14:18	Dave [GM]	Yeah. So you can roll three times and then add all of those together plus three
02:04:15:12	02:04:16:02	Brin [Basil]	is that
02:04:18:11	02:04:28:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and the idea is you’ll get those dice back after a long rest? So this is kind of like your chance to heal up, catch your breath, and then…
02:04:25:13	02:04:35:22	Brin [Basil]	that’s better that’s better. Yeah, I’m good now. I don’t even need to use that third one.
02:04:38:24	02:04:45:09	Dave [GM]	man so you didn’t get beat up nearly as bad no that’s right you didn’t take any fall damage
02:04:45:20	02:04:46:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because of the boots!
02:04:47:22	02:04:48:07	Brin [Basil]	Yep,
02:04:49:23	02:04:55:04	Steve [Nortle]	Well, when I gave them to her, I didn’t expect her to be launched 120 feet into the air, David.
02:04:57:06	02:04:57:10	Brin [Basil]	right.
02:05:01:21	02:05:10:15	Dave [GM]	so she jumped on a slot machine arm that was getting pulled down in magus and then it got launched and it just threw her
02:05:02:18	02:05:03:03	Brin [Basil]	And
02:05:11:08	02:05:14:14	Brin [Basil]	we had a fight in midair. We made a lot of money.
02:05:14:15	02:05:25:04	Dave [GM]	it was awesome okay so you guys are all healed up i’m gonna wait for kyle claw to come back because you guys have an opportunity to talk to some of the acolytes here to find out what’s going
02:05:25:04	02:05:29:11	Dave [GM]	on um but then after that we’ll see
02:05:43:29	02:05:48:23	Steve [Nortle]	Was your plan for it to take this long To regroup and get
02:05:48:23	02:06:00:13	Steve [Nortle]	This I’m a turtle I don’t know why This is a surprising thing
02:05:51:05	02:05:57:25	Dave [GM]	ran towards towards the water with the ships that are firing magic and stuff
02:05:59:25	02:06:03:11	Dave [GM]	Yeah, you’re like a sea turtle too. You’re right. That’s on me.
02:06:00:13	02:06:01:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah
02:06:04:29	02:06:08:05	Dave [GM]	And she was on fire. That totally makes sense. All right.
02:06:08:05	02:06:11:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry, I’m still a little hazier. Who are we talking to? Who?
02:06:11:02	02:06:16:07	Dave [GM]	Who? You are completely healed. They have… I think Nortal is completely back.
02:06:16:16	02:06:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	We’re all back
02:06:17:28	02:06:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
02:06:18:26	02:06:27:25	Dave [GM]	So you guys have an opportunity to pull aside some of the Acolytes of Sydney here in the temple just to ask some questions, find out what possibly could be going wrong
02:06:27:25	02:06:35:11	Dave [GM]	And then you are also still getting that weird, like ringing sensation of all of these magics kind of coalescing together.
02:06:36:26	02:06:48:18	Dave [GM]	You feel and you understand a little bit about ley lines. You don’t know 100% what they are but there’s chronomancy going on here. There is veil tear, veil stone magic that’s happening as well.
02:06:49:06	02:06:58:15	Dave [GM]	You also have a, obviously like teleportation like soul thing going on here because you guys are not in your bodies.
02:06:58:24	02:07:06:03	Dave [GM]	So there’s a lot of really crazy high magic spells that are able to have you guys heroes made.
02:07:12:04	02:07:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Like can I Have I seen A map that I would As Nortle
02:07:17:02	02:07:27:02	Dave [GM]	You do know that Irithessa has one. So if you kind of trace along the lines from the one that’s close to Pearl, right?
02:07:27:08	02:07:38:01	Dave [GM]	So Levitorum which is El Cinede You trace a line up, and you go up towards the one that’s in Eritessa. That was the second one that happened during the thought of birth.
02:07:39:11	02:07:50:09	Dave [GM]	You do know that those two exist. They’re very, very, far apart. But if you were to draw a line from El Cinede
02:07:51:11	02:07:54:28	Dave [GM]	To… That one actually does have names. I just don’t remember it offhand.
02:07:56:18	02:07:59:28	Dave [GM]	It would pass through Reek.
02:08:05:14	02:08:07:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kind of in between both of these surges.
02:08:06:24	02:08:10:00	Dave [GM]	Yeah, you’re almost right at the midpoint between the two.
02:08:10:16	02:08:10:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
02:08:14:19	02:08:17:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are we talking with one of the acolytes? Hey!
02:08:16:01	02:08:16:28	Dave [GM]	Yeah? Yeah.
02:08:18:01	02:08:18:20	Dave [GM]	Oh! Who?
02:08:19:13	02:08:19:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who…
02:08:20:02	02:08:21:01	Dave [GM]	Who? Who? Ah!
02:08:20:29	02:08:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s great to see you! Yeah!
02:08:22:28	02:08:23:20	Dave [GM]	Oh! Yeah!
02:08:24:24	02:08:25:07	Dave [GM]	Yeah!
02:08:27:26	02:08:36:13	Dave [GM]	Wow, you’ve been wearing a rookery. I haven’t seen a rookry. Were you able to get the word out? Were you capable of telling someone what’s going on here? Because this is insane.
02:08:36:27	02:08:41:13	Dave [GM]	I think we’re all gonna die if we can’t keep bringing people back to life.
02:08:39:28	02:08:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i think we were a little caught off guard down there but can you tell me a
02:08:48:26	02:08:53:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bit about what what happened exactly we were we were kind of in the heat of it down there
02:08:56:15	02:09:03:27	Dave [GM]	been tensions with the lycra region for a long decades in all honesty greenport and
02:09:03:27	02:09:10:23	Dave [GM]	of course just don’t get along they’re weird but at the same time they’re high elven so
02:09:10:23	02:09:16:11	Dave [GM]	none of us like the alps in all honestly i don’t know if you know about the basin or
02:09:16:11	02:09:23:29	Dave [GM]	the menagerie or any of that but a little bit okay um so we’re just kind of caught between
02:09:23:29	02:09:31:04	Dave [GM]	a rock in a hard place it’s you know the upper ward is primarily elves stay away from them we
02:09:31:04	02:09:37:22	Dave [GM]	just run greenport only problem is we’re so reliant on the water that comes down um from
02:09:37:22	02:09:43:19	Dave [GM]	the basin to run everything and so you kind of look around and you see that all of the contraptions
02:09:43:19	02:09:53:15	Dave [GM]	that run this entire city all run off of water so they’re like water wheels and it all is coming from this water source that is falling down in the green spring,
02:09:54:02	02:09:56:11	Dave [GM]	down the mountain and through itself.
02:09:57:14	02:10:06:11	Dave [GM]	So they have to kind of like not mess with them but at the same time the high elves run both bolts
02:10:07:15	02:10:11:02	Dave [GM]	and you have to get through the menagerie to even get to one of them
02:10:14:03	02:10:19:29	Dave [GM]	as acolytes we just don’t go for the menagery backwards after the menageary
02:10:19:29	02:10:28:05	Dave [GM]	I think a lot of the stories we heard were back in the day, you know, families would
02:10:28:05	02:10:38:21	Dave [GM]	offer tributes up to the menagerie so that the elves wouldn’t come for tributes. But it was just kind of a hunting sport.
02:10:39:02	02:10:49:18	Dave [GM]	They would just put our family members into the menagery and they would hunt them, kill
02:10:49:18	02:10:56:01	Dave [GM]	them and i think at some point started bouncing their heads it was a really weird strange thing
02:10:56:01	02:11:04:25	Dave [GM]	that happened um this whole idea of taxidermy is just a little off -putting you know i’m yeah
02:11:04:11	02:11:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	definitely not as not as much as i should i will admit i’ve been reading up on
02:11:04:25	02:11:08:09	Dave [GM]	I don’t know if you remember the tales of that.
02:11:18:14	02:11:23:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, let me just back up here a little bit. Let me just kind of make sense to this.
02:11:23:17	02:11:35:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It sounds like the Lycaresian fleet attacks but the upper bowl, the high elves
02:11:26:19	02:11:27:23	Dave [GM]	Like Parisian?
02:11:29:25	02:11:30:02	Dave [GM]	Mm-hmm.
02:11:36:04	02:11:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have stopped providing power to the city simultaneously at the same time?
02:11:42:23	02:11:44:28	Steve [Nortle]	I could do the owl jokes, too.
02:11:44:22	02:11:49:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s what I’m trying to ask. This is my associate again.
02:11:49:02	02:11:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	Hello. I don’t normally look like this.
02:11:51:18	02:11:53:16	Dave [GM]	Yeah, I am…
02:11:53:08	02:11:54:00	Brin [Basil]	Me too.
02:11:54:27	02:11:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Now that’s my sister.
02:11:56:13	02:11:57:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m way prettier.
02:11:57:29	02:11:59:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s an owl of course.
02:11:58:04	02:12:02:24	Dave [GM]	And his head’s just going kind of bouncing back and forth.
02:12:03:03	02:12:04:27	Brin [Basil]	This gray is gray usually.
02:12:05:11	02:12:05:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:12:06:11	02:12:07:18	Dave [GM]	Okay, yeah.
02:12:09:18	02:12:12:28	Dave [GM]	You seem like you’re from here so it seems to be…
02:12:15:19	02:12:16:06	Steve [Nortle]	Nope.
02:12:20:03	02:12:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	We shouldn’t make assumptions about people. That’s what I’ve learned.
02:12:26:07	02:12:26:13	Dave [GM]	agree
02:12:26:28	02:12:28:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a monkish thing.
02:12:27:19	02:12:38:08	Dave [GM]	oh yes oh okay it’s much like a monk and you you looked like you were just part of the foot soldier group here in the city
02:12:38:20	02:12:41:03	Brin [Basil]	I mean, I am about the size of a foot.
02:12:41:26	02:12:52:21	Dave [GM]	uh yes and he has cast detect magic that knew he knows that there is something very strange like and uh you’re back to your regular size because you’re greater restoration he’s like
02:12:52:21	02:13:02:15	Dave [GM]	i can fix that for you real quick if you guys want i can tell you’re kind of small but yeah okay so yeah so he casts uh like a
02:12:59:11	02:13:00:09	Brin [Basil]	I need help.
02:13:01:28	02:13:03:09	Brin [Basil]	Can you fix those two?
02:13:04:18	02:13:05:28	Brin [Basil]	This is going to scar.
02:13:04:29	02:13:08:24	Dave [GM]	are you looking at your burn or are you working at your fur
02:13:09:09	02:13:10:11	Brin [Basil]	Well, both.
02:13:10:02	02:13:14:28	Steve [Nortle]	But it’s not even really your fur. But you don’t want to take that chance?
02:13:14:12	02:13:26:08	Dave [GM]	you know what okay so he cast um he’ll just cast like a healing like restoration spell on you. You get back to your normal size, you also get back at your normal size
02:13:14:26	02:13:17:13	Brin [Basil]	Should I be worried? I just made you fix it.
02:13:27:13	02:13:31:08	Dave [GM]	He’s really confused because he notices everything that you get
02:13:30:16	02:13:31:19	Brin [Basil]	Checking my tail.
02:13:32:23	02:13:33:22	Brin [Basil]	Still gray.
02:13:34:13	02:13:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry my friends are very concerned with their appearance yeah
02:13:37:04	02:13:48:12	Dave [GM]	Apparently Listen, as followers of Selûne we should just accept who we are, accept the things that we can change and don’t worry about the things we cannot change
02:13:48:12	02:13:51:26	Dave [GM]	And make sure that we follow Good Book of ITYS
02:13:52:12	02:13:56:03	Brin [Basil]	What if we’re in the wrong body? How do you change that?
02:14:01:04	02:14:05:06	Steve [Nortle]	Because the teachings of Rexquando go in a very different direction.
02:14:04:26	02:14:14:22	Dave [GM]	I’m gonna go find someone so he like scutters off goes and gets a high cleric to come back and he comes in
02:14:08:12	02:14:20:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he scared him away I hope you’re listening
02:14:13:04	02:14:13:22	Brin [Basil]	Sorry.
02:14:15:22	02:14:19:16	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I have great questions. I have a very philosophical mind.
02:14:21:14	02:14:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	So what? Myself?
02:14:22:03	02:14:25:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he was off to a great start there, he was really
02:14:24:08	02:14:24:28	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
02:14:27:21	02:14:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	Really?
02:14:29:08	02:14:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the whole love who are
02:14:33:18	02:14:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	talk
02:14:34:01	02:14:42:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but see, Rexquando what you learn is if someone doesn’t like who you are you kick them in the face
02:14:45:08	02:14:45:23	Dave [GM]	of Selûne
02:14:45:09	02:14:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	not particularly no
02:14:45:21	02:14:53:03	Brin [Basil]	I love it. I approve this message.
02:14:46:12	02:14:47:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:14:46:12	02:14:47:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:14:48:05	02:14:52:16	Dave [GM]	maybe you feel more comfortable down to the right
02:14:52:24	02:14:54:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:14:53:03	02:14:54:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:14:54:13	02:15:05:18	Dave [GM]	Basil approves this message so you do see a cleric A high cleric of Selûne run over and he, I hear that you guys feel like you’re not
02:14:58:26	02:14:59:16	Steve [Nortle]	Hello
02:14:59:16	02:15:11:25	Steve [Nortle]	Another one
02:15:05:18	02:15:14:23	Dave [GM]	in your bodies. You do know that this pamphlet would probably help with understanding a little bit more about who
02:15:11:25	02:15:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	of these
02:15:14:23	02:15:23:05	Dave [GM]	you are, where you come from, and why you’re here. And you know that families are very important?
02:15:23:27	02:15:35:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’m gonna take i haven’t seen this one for a long time actually wait is there like a year on this or something
02:15:31:12	02:15:32:29	Steve [Nortle]	why their haircuts are so bad
02:15:35:18	02:15:47:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like wait this is pretty uh -huh
02:15:38:22	02:15:46:20	Dave [GM]	and like so it would be like well over like 60 years ago this is like when they first started printing pamphlets
02:15:46:20	02:15:58:17	Dave [GM]	um uh in india he hasn’t been able to give out pamphletts in a really long time because they’re all animalia and a lot of them spurs of salunae so he was he was very excited
02:15:56:11	02:15:56:29	Steve [Nortle]	is
02:15:58:17	02:16:00:11	Dave [GM]	when he heard that there were people
02:16:00:17	02:16:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	there a high cleric an owl in as well
02:16:03:10	02:16:07:28	Dave [GM]	Yeah, this entire area is in Allen.
02:16:04:29	02:16:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	basically everybody is an owl here so we too are really standing out the refugees are variety
02:16:10:14	02:16:12:16	Dave [GM]	I mean, there’s a bunch of hurt people
02:16:14:08	02:16:18:05	Dave [GM]	But all of the temple patrons here
02:16:18:20	02:16:29:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so wait i think i got lost here the the time uh so we’re in between the veiled hairs but the veil hairs haven’t necessarily happened yet because we’re pre-dating
02:16:28:27	02:16:30:04	Dave [GM]	The veiltires have happened.
02:16:29:00	02:16:36:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or oh they’ve happened oh the how okay that’s right
02:16:31:12	02:16:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	house
02:16:33:11	02:16:36:04	Steve [Nortle]	that’s attacking is older than the veil tears
02:16:36:03	02:16:45:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they go back uh huh yeah
02:16:36:21	02:16:41:08	Dave [GM]	He’s just really excited because he hasn’t been able to hand out a pamphlet for a long time but this was the pamphlets that he had
02:16:42:11	02:16:47:19	Dave [GM]	It’s like he dug into his robes and was like, oh! I still have a pamphlet. And so he comes out.
02:16:50:06	02:17:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah i love this is fantastic this just they don’t make them like this anymore but you can show us in a little bit we would love they would both love to hear that and i
02:16:56:09	02:16:57:29	Dave [GM]	I have a slideshow I can show you too.
02:16:58:08	02:16:59:17	Brin [Basil]	Good God!
02:17:02:04	02:17:10:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	believe me uh but to our original point uh there’s some weird magic going on as you can tell
02:17:02:20	02:17:03:23	Brin [Basil]	Wait what happened?
02:17:10:00	02:17:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here and well when my friends say that we don’t feel like we’re in our bodies that’s not a
02:17:10:26	02:17:14:11	Dave [GM]	We are at a crossroad of the Leyland. Of course there is magic here.
02:17:20:14	02:17:28:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like metaphor or that i that we that’s Not Like It That’s Not We Weird Weird
02:17:24:09	02:17:33:25	Dave [GM]	Oh, do you guys remember? Have you lost your memory? Is this amnesia? I haven’t dealt with amnesian before my time. Oh my gosh. I think I have
02:17:28:17	02:17:32:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We Okay I Don’t Know
02:17:29:18	02:17:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	maybe you have but you just don’t remember
02:17:32:22	02:17:43:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if he’s gonna get it. I don’t think he’s Gonna. I Don’T Think He’s Gonna What Did What did you do with him?
02:17:34:17	02:17:38:09	Brin [Basil]	Is there a higher cleric?
02:17:35:05	02:17:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	I told you I’m a philosopher
02:17:40:15	02:17:41:19	Brin [Basil]	Is there a next level?
02:17:42:26	02:17:50:12	Steve [Nortle]	No, you wouldn’t.
02:17:43:25	02:17:45:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What did he say?
02:17:46:10	02:17:47:26	Dave [GM]	maybe I am suffering from…
02:17:50:29	02:17:52:11	Brin [Basil]	Did you cast something?
02:17:51:24	02:17:54:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What is this guy’s intelligence?
02:17:53:00	02:18:04:01	Steve [Nortle]	I cast Amazing Argument The Implications
02:17:55:03	02:18:03:26	Dave [GM]	completely blew this guy’s mind he is just sitting there stunned and his eyes are getting wider and wider and when his pupils are dilating
02:18:03:24	02:18:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry. Can you tell us who…
02:18:08:08	02:18:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who, sir? Can you tells me who’s in charge? Who’s running the city right now?
02:18:16:21	02:18:17:03	Brin [Basil]	punch him?
02:18:18:07	02:18:28:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, you should probably just softly tap him and wake him up open hand. Yep, there you go.
02:18:23:01	02:18:25:22	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I’ll just slap. No hand yet.
02:18:27:13	02:18:27:28	Brin [Basil]	Open palm.
02:18:29:10	02:18:31:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that won’t leave a mark or anything
02:18:32:01	02:18:35:21	Brin [Basil]	Hold on, I’ve got to find the right one. Wow, but I might hurt you.
02:18:36:24	02:18:41:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this poor guy they just healed us
02:18:40:08	02:18:41:20	Brin [Basil]	Just to get you out of this.
02:18:43:01	02:18:45:04	Brin [Basil]	14 to hit. Does that hit?
02:18:44:19	02:18:55:09	Dave [GM]	oh that hits dude this is like the softest of softballs for damage okay so you haul off and slap this dude across the face yeah
02:18:47:29	02:18:48:23	Brin [Basil]	4 damage.
02:18:52:29	02:18:54:25	Steve [Nortle]	His little owl head goes
02:18:55:07	02:19:03:11	Brin [Basil]	I don’t want to, but it’s like fluffy
02:18:59:11	02:19:10:22	Dave [GM]	so okay it’s okay make no noise when you hit it uh his head does 180 degrees one way
02:19:03:00	02:19:11:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is
02:19:10:22	02:19:15:26	Dave [GM]	he comes back he kind of shakes himself out of it he’s like i think that just questioned my
02:19:11:00	02:19:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wrong
02:19:12:06	02:19:20:01	Brin [Basil]	Join the club
02:19:22:25	02:19:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with you
02:19:23:22	02:19:24:28	Dave [GM]	so he runs off to go
02:19:26:06	02:19:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	you get up the chain of command
02:19:26:15	02:19:33:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	son of a son of okay look
02:19:32:04	02:19:40:10	Dave [GM]	the temple of salunea of greenport uh you see a very old well -molted
02:19:40:15	02:19:50:22	Dave [GM]	uh owl walk out and he says i hear that people here are questioning their existence
02:19:51:19	02:19:59:27	Dave [GM]	who is questioning the resistance you have meaning love is i have a pamphlet that i can show you about that
02:20:00:16	02:20:07:26	Brin [Basil]	This is the this is the higher cleric are you
02:20:00:27	02:20:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just so refreshing to me to hear somebody like teach other than myself
02:20:05:16	02:20:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have you heard
02:20:05:22	02:20:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	No, the Highclerk was the one you slapped.
02:20:07:26	02:20:31:11	Brin [Basil]	the highest of the highs? Did
02:20:15:28	02:20:16:20	Dave [GM]	this temple of Selûne
02:20:23:23	02:20:24:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of grey
02:20:25:09	02:20:27:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or I’m sorry um
02:20:26:26	02:20:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a very nice color, but I mean it’s a little drab,
02:20:29:03	02:20:30:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have you read
02:20:30:10	02:20:35:15	Dave [GM]	it is it is a color it is it is i wouldn’t necessarily call it but i think gray is more of a lack of color
02:20:31:11	02:20:36:27	Brin [Basil]	you just call me a drab?
02:20:35:22	02:20:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	I thought that was black.
02:20:36:17	02:20:48:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	crap what’s his name do I remember what grey announced himself as when I was listening to the voice cause he didn’t say grey but he said I am the
02:20:36:27	02:20:44:01	Brin [Basil]	Look at my part. It’s personal.
02:20:39:25	02:20:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	He didn’t mean it personally, But if I’m being honest…
02:20:44:19	02:20:46:14	Dave [GM]	remember yeah it’s great
02:20:48:16	02:21:00:01	Dave [GM]	i yeah he’s the patron saint of the animalia and coreus in Eritessa so So he would be the one, like if you worship saints.
02:21:00:11	02:21:08:14	Dave [GM]	The animals look to him because he was part of the Forgotten Hour and he was the only animal that was there.
02:21:08:21	02:21:12:23	Dave [GM]	He sacrificed himself to try to stop what happened.
02:21:13:25	02:21:20:14	Dave [GM]	So they looked at him and he’s just like, You know, he’s the type of person that you would carve a statute.
02:21:21:23	02:21:22:19	Dave [GM]	So yes,
02:21:21:25	02:21:33:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so this guy knows who he is um okay brother this this might sound a little
02:21:24:04	02:21:25:08	Dave [GM]	Oh 100%.
02:21:28:19	02:21:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yes? Oh.
02:21:33:22	02:21:42:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	impossible but the saint gray saying great uh he’s
02:21:42:15	02:21:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s spoken to me here today and And he’s told me that we need to get out of
02:21:54:11	02:21:54:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this city.
02:21:58:19	02:22:09:24	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like that’s not so terribly profound. I mean, the place is on fire And everybody’s dying. I would love to get out I’m just saying that you don’t need a ghost to tell us this.
02:22:04:25	02:22:06:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doing this right now, we’re not going to do it.
02:22:10:27	02:22:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, is this what
02:22:13:00	02:22:14:03	Steve [Nortle]	No, I don’t.
02:22:14:13	02:22:24:02	Dave [GM]	that is here, the healing that is Here the love that is HERE Selûne will not abandon us Selûne will protect us even if
02:22:24:22	02:22:25:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I sound like?
02:22:26:13	02:22:28:13	Steve [Nortle]	Well, basically most of the time.
02:22:26:29	02:22:31:29	Dave [GM]	trample up this city underfoot Selûne will save us
02:22:28:26	02:22:34:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh. Okay, keep going, keep moving. Can the three of us talk and make a plan real quick?
02:22:35:28	02:22:42:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can we decide… Can the three of us, can the three of us decide maybe what to do here or what questions?
02:22:36:27	02:22:40:16	Steve [Nortle]	I adjust my Pope hat to see if that impresses him. Huh?
02:22:42:26	02:22:44:05	Brin [Basil]	I just take a clue.
02:22:43:29	02:22:45:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Maybe there’s somebody to.
02:22:44:28	02:22:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	You need to write down some notes.
02:22:49:26	02:23:01:26	Dave [GM]	anyone it is the most disgusting molted quill you have possibly ever seen yeah and and he doesn’t have a lot to give so but
02:22:54:17	02:22:55:04	Steve [Nortle]	Psycholic.
02:22:55:25	02:22:56:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s sick.
02:22:57:24	02:22:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:23:00:22	02:23:01:28	Brin [Basil]	That’s why I want it.
02:23:00:23	02:23:02:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is he like a, he’s like a naked owl.
02:23:02:08	02:23:09:24	Dave [GM]	but because but because he is preaching Selûne and ITYS right now he doesn ‘n even notice that
02:23:09:14	02:23:22:10	Brin [Basil]	Does it feel like, what
02:23:15:00	02:23:15:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So
02:23:20:13	02:23:20:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	friends
02:23:22:10	02:23:28:11	Brin [Basil]	do we have to get back?
02:23:22:29	02:23:25:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What, what are we What are we
02:23:30:26	02:23:32:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Please mighty teacher
02:23:33:16	02:23:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What uh, what do we Philosopher
02:23:34:06	02:23:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	I better at questions than answers really in real life as well. It’s actually me.
02:23:37:00	02:23:40:25	Dave [GM]	You’re better at just screwing people up than actually having real questions?
02:23:37:09	02:23:38:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what uh
02:23:37:14	02:23:39:07	Brin [Basil]	is there just for you who’s up
02:23:42:01	02:23:42:21	Dave [GM]	Fair.
02:23:45:19	02:23:46:11	Dave [GM]	Eros approved.
02:23:46:04	02:23:47:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my job.
02:23:50:04	02:23:54:01	Steve [Nortle]	I was taking notes, I don’t know what you were asking. Sorry.
02:23:56:06	02:24:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s i mean if seems like we need to get into this the menagerie that garden this freaky place there’s weird things that happen
02:24:05:15	02:24:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	Where they hunt
02:24:07:27	02:24:10:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah I know I know
02:24:08:14	02:24:09:02	Steve [Nortle]	Animalio.
02:24:10:19	02:24:13:09	Steve [Nortle]	So there’s a hyper-dangerous place
02:24:13:22	02:24:15:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what’s our other option we go back into the flames
02:24:16:27	02:24:24:01	Steve [Nortle]	I mean… I did pretty well. I threw the arrow back at that guy in the sky.
02:24:17:20	02:24:19:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you did pretty well all he will admit yeah
02:24:24:10	02:24:32:20	Steve [Nortle]	Do we want to find that out or do we want him get home?
02:24:26:29	02:24:35:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe what’s going on lately maybe we need to progress that too probably
02:24:35:08	02:24:44:05	Steve [Nortle]	Wait. Are we really here? What if we just die? Won’t our souls go back to where Our bodies really are
02:24:45:06	02:24:46:19	Brin [Basil]	Unless they don’t.
02:24:48:16	02:24:51:21	Steve [Nortle]	Pulls out some lettuce Rolls it up
02:24:52:04	02:25:00:29	Dave [GM]	-dollar question. If you guys die, does the soul continue after the body is dead?
02:24:54:28	02:24:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	Dude
02:25:01:09	02:25:04:07	Steve [Nortle]	Does the soul continue after the body is dead
02:25:04:29	02:25:12:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everyone well but they mean this is like weird wild magic surge
02:25:05:12	02:25:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	Then what do we have To worry about
02:25:09:13	02:25:10:29	Brin [Basil]	I pull out my katana.
02:25:13:23	02:25:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:25:14:02	02:25:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:14:27	02:25:17:17	Steve [Nortle]	She’s gonna try it out You see that
02:25:17:12	02:25:18:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m so ugly.
02:25:17:17	02:25:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	One of
02:25:19:22	02:25:27:17	Dave [GM]	You do know that all the burning and everything. It’s like you are on ecstasy right now
02:25:20:19	02:25:26:08	Brin [Basil]	No, you can see how it’s back now and set me space too far
02:25:24:29	02:25:25:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:24:29	02:25:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:25:25:08	02:25:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:25:27:21	02:25:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s fine that’s my talk you down opener
02:25:35:06	02:25:44:26	Dave [GM]	It will hurt more than the dagger of infinite pain ever made
02:25:42:27	02:25:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	the greatest creations That this team has ever made
02:25:49:08	02:25:59:01	Brin [Basil]	um can you transfer consciousnesses the high cleric hey stop talking for a second
02:25:54:06	02:25:57:24	Dave [GM]	Are you asking the high cleric, or are you asking
02:26:01:04	02:26:11:25	Brin [Basil]	hey do you want me to slap you like the other guy no i
02:26:01:20	02:26:03:26	Dave [GM]	and loves all. And ITYS
02:26:10:08	02:26:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	with a cloth
02:26:11:25	02:26:18:01	Brin [Basil]	would never do that Can you transfer someone’s mind into a different body?
02:26:19:08	02:26:19:23	Dave [GM]	consciousness
02:26:21:11	02:26:22:00	Dave [GM]	Ah
02:26:24:03	02:26:25:09	Dave [GM]	Let me make a check
02:26:28:13	02:26:30:11	Dave [GM]	That’s cocked. Honor the cock
02:26:30:11	02:26:42:04	Dave [GM]	He flies into
02:26:37:23	02:26:38:09	Brin [Basil]	Good.
02:26:42:04	02:26:52:13	Dave [GM]	the library you have asked him a question he actually doesn’t know and you’ve officially broken his mind as well there’s no one further up the chain you can go to at this point
02:26:42:21	02:26:51:10	Brin [Basil]	I hate this
02:26:51:10	02:26:58:08	Brin [Basil]	picture, it’s not… This is the opposite of what that word means.
02:26:58:15	02:27:00:15	Dave [GM]	in the library, you just hear him saying
02:27:04:11	02:27:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like that last one was a swear.
02:27:08:29	02:27:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	It’s going to get him kicked out, won’t it?
02:27:11:23	02:27:16:22	Dave [GM]	he owns the temple. It just is giving license for all the other guys to do it as well
02:27:17:00	02:27:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	So as we walk out, all of us just hear them all under their breath.
02:27:21:21	02:27:22:26	Brin [Basil]	someone else we can ask?
02:27:23:25	02:27:25:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we may
02:27:24:02	02:27:25:10	Brin [Basil]	Are we off?
02:27:24:27	02:27:26:24	Steve [Nortle]	What is the hierarchy right here?
02:27:26:15	02:27:33:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have exhausted all of our resources here and I think we may have to move on we got healing you know
02:27:35:27	02:27:36:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mobile again
02:27:37:10	02:27:59:29	Brin [Basil]	can you swim up the waterfall your new fins so where
02:27:42:26	02:27:51:27	Dave [GM]	is inside the menagerie so it’s upper bowl lower bowl and then everything flows out from the lower bowl that’s very guarded but then all of the little tributaries
02:27:51:27	02:28:03:02	Dave [GM]	that pop out and they’re all gated by the wall that protects the menagery all of that water that the high elves deem yet they deem to give to you
02:27:59:29	02:28:00:15	Brin [Basil]	that we’re
02:28:03:02	02:28:07:29	Dave [GM]	and it may actually contain a little bit of their squaw. So,
02:28:09:29	02:28:16:18	Brin [Basil]	we will not be taking this swim exactly why I said
02:28:10:12	02:28:11:08	Steve [Nortle]	Pleasant folk.
02:28:12:11	02:28:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	Well, you’ve been in the sewer before.
02:28:16:18	02:28:25:01	Brin [Basil]	we’re not going for a swim. One second!
02:28:18:14	02:28:19:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	experience
02:28:18:15	02:28:20:19	Dave [GM]	It might be a way into the menagerie
02:28:20:22	02:28:22:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could be a way in
02:28:23:20	02:28:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	As for answering your question I can’t swim up a waterfall but
02:28:29:18	02:28:30:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could swim through the sewers
02:28:30:11	02:28:34:24	Steve [Nortle]	if we lick you we might be able to float again.
02:28:36:28	02:28:38:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you guys what
02:28:38:18	02:28:41:20	Dave [GM]	You’re going to have to do a lot of licking
02:28:42:05	02:28:49:06	Brin [Basil]	Listen, so what
02:28:42:08	02:28:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	who the hell
02:28:43:29	02:28:49:10	Dave [GM]	What in the name of Selûne is going on here?
02:28:49:06	02:29:02:07	Brin [Basil]	if I go like this? What happens exactly
02:28:53:15	02:29:05:10	Dave [GM]	Your fur is saturated like you’d have to squeeze yourself out like a sponge basically But you can try it And I will roll a D100 and I will give you the amount of milliliters that you are able to squeeze at your
02:29:02:07	02:29:10:26	Brin [Basil]	why
02:29:06:22	02:29:08:16	Steve [Nortle]	It’s probably better than me licking.
02:29:10:26	02:29:28:02	Brin [Basil]	suggested it. Is that
02:29:12:25	02:29:18:15	Dave [GM]	uh just as you’re about ready to squeeze in out um you do see another cleric of Selûne walk around
02:29:18:15	02:29:26:02	Dave [GM]	he has a little uh uh he has а little tray that has the crackers and like little small cups
02:29:26:02	02:29:34:08	Dave [GM]	and he’s like this there is no sacrifice here only love this is the
02:29:28:02	02:29:38:13	Brin [Basil]	the sacrament? I’m sorry did I say I meant
02:29:38:13	02:29:49:21	Brin [Basil]	the snack tray. Sweet!
02:29:41:09	02:29:41:28	Dave [GM]	this
02:29:41:10	02:29:42:25	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have any lettuce?
02:29:43:05	02:29:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	forgive Selûne please forgive her
02:29:45:28	02:29:48:29	Dave [GM]	yes I guess we could call it the saloon a snack tray
02:29:49:21	02:30:00:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m
02:29:53:09	02:29:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	Is it as stale As it looks
02:29:56:14	02:29:59:13	Dave [GM]	they’re basically you’re crackers of healing
02:29:56:22	02:29:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we
02:30:00:15	02:30:19:11	Brin [Basil]	washing it down with a heart. How much
02:30:02:15	02:30:03:21	Dave [GM]	that was a potion of healing
02:30:05:05	02:30:09:12	Dave [GM]	now you have an empty cup though that if you really want to squeeze your
02:30:10:29	02:30:12:27	Dave [GM]	okay are you
02:30:14:26	02:30:16:13	Dave [GM]	turns and starts to walk away
02:30:15:20	02:30:16:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:30:19:11	02:30:19:16	Brin [Basil]	did
02:30:19:16	02:30:38:04	Brin [Basil]	I get? Listen
02:30:26:06	02:30:28:03	Dave [GM]	Okay, 97.
02:30:31:20	02:30:37:19	Dave [GM]	You filled up the snack tray cup pretty full.
02:30:33:06	02:30:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	holy
02:30:38:04	02:30:40:02	Brin [Basil]	up, bitches. We’re flying!
02:30:41:09	02:30:53:08	Dave [GM]	As you say bitches you actually see two clerics of Sulune pass out just feet away from you.
02:30:41:22	02:30:44:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	as you say as you take it
02:30:42:17	02:30:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:30:43:25	02:30:44:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:30:47:16	02:30:54:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh are they okay?
02:30:54:10	02:31:00:16	Brin [Basil]	Someone should check on these guys. They sure do someone
02:30:55:08	02:30:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	They might need some of that healing
02:31:00:16	02:31:17:06	Brin [Basil]	get the snack tray over here my
02:31:03:09	02:31:08:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a disgrace
02:31:04:01	02:31:13:16	Dave [GM]	see uh quite a few owls pop up um are you okay uh okay so are you guys
02:31:15:06	02:31:19:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well I can fly
02:31:17:06	02:31:28:19	Brin [Basil]	bunny, my
02:31:21:05	02:31:26:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think the two of you should probably split your funny sweat or whatever that was.
02:31:28:19	02:31:35:24	Brin [Basil]	bunny dandruff? My valestone dandriff. Why is this on me
02:31:29:22	02:31:30:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, yeah, uh-huh
02:31:33:10	02:31:34:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
02:31:37:13	02:31:52:17	Brin [Basil]	The valestone powder so it’s almost
02:31:39:27	02:31:50:16	Dave [GM]	water yep and so you jumped in to the water you got that soaked with the water and then and the magical reaction happened, and it’s out of the park.
02:31:51:03	02:32:00:07	Dave [GM]	So you know that veil stones are anti-gravity because the water was saturated.
02:32:00:22	02:32:11:29	Dave [GM]	The Lycorisians obviously are trying to… You’re up between a rock and a harp. You can’t go out this way. There is a quarter mile sheer cliff on the other side
02:32:13:17	02:32:18:16	Dave [GM]	they’re obviously trying to exterminate quite possibly
02:32:18:29	02:32:26:22	Dave [GM]	every animal uh in green port and you do you did know that there was a lot of really strange
02:32:27:11	02:32:31:26	Dave [GM]	blood magic that was happening in the open when he was blowing
02:32:31:13	02:32:36:14	Brin [Basil]	they clearly don’t have enough
02:32:36:14	02:32:47:18	Brin [Basil]	bail stones, but they stole mine. How
02:32:39:24	02:32:46:28	Dave [GM]	wanted every failed possible short of attacking but if
02:32:47:18	02:32:48:17	Brin [Basil]	did they know I had them?
02:32:48:11	02:32:51:13	Dave [GM]	But if the crew, because you came in and you showed them.
02:32:52:27	02:32:59:11	Dave [GM]	If the crew had won And Sinoday would have turned This would have been happening probably
02:33:01:21	02:33:03:18	Dave [GM]	But look at you guys You stopped
02:33:08:07	02:33:18:04	Steve [Nortle]	the main bad guy with his charming you know i was
02:33:12:02	02:33:20:00	Dave [GM]	That hasn’t been written yet The rookery is still working on that up there But it will be one of the greatest tales To ever go down
02:33:18:04	02:33:35:05	Steve [Nortle]	filling
02:33:20:01	02:33:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a very complex emotion to capture
02:33:24:05	02:33:29:17	Dave [GM]	yep it’s a complex character and a lot of really, really, amazing
02:33:31:15	02:33:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you
02:33:35:05	02:33:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	out paperwork like the whole time just wandering around
02:33:35:22	02:33:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how heavily
02:33:39:08	02:33:49:20	Dave [GM]	by the way the right to trade actually did just come in the mail like while we were at the Battle of Bands so we can’t actually trade
02:33:39:25	02:33:42:12	Brin [Basil]	By the way…
02:33:48:26	02:33:54:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	guarded is this place when
02:33:51:03	02:33:51:18	Brin [Basil]	Sweet
02:33:54:15	02:34:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you say heavily guarded what is that was it uh the menagerie
02:33:57:08	02:33:58:01	Dave [GM]	Temple of Selûne?
02:33:59:22	02:34:12:15	Brin [Basil]	Where the high elves are so they
02:34:04:08	02:34:07:14	Dave [GM]	You get the only animals that have ever seen
02:34:07:14	02:34:18:00	Dave [GM]	the high elves in the basin are dead yeah basically i mean the idea here is is they
02:34:12:15	02:34:13:04	Brin [Basil]	kill them all
02:34:18:00	02:34:29:14	Dave [GM]	see them as slaves servants they run the port the port brings in all the trade all the money everything that they need it’s all traded back up to like the upper ward
02:34:29:14	02:34:34:19	Dave [GM]	um they’re basically slaves i mean like beasts of burden to the high elves the
02:34:34:19	02:34:42:16	Dave [GM]	high elves are the most self -righteous pos’s you will ever run it um and so they
02:34:42:16	02:34:53:22	Dave [GM]	run both the lower and upper parts of the vaults their magic is one that actually created it if you guys want to do a little bit more of a lore dump in a different temple but
02:34:54:27	02:35:01:01	Brin [Basil]	And the house, in the House of Forests they’re helping the High Ops.
02:35:04:14	02:35:08:13	Brin [Basil]	Attacking because I thought you said that they were wearing the same crest?
02:35:10:19	02:35:21:26	Steve [Nortle]	the elves were oh so the ones that we saw
02:35:12:06	02:35:19:29	Dave [GM]	attacking but the lycra region um army it’s in high elven house they’re
02:35:13:14	02:35:13:16	Brin [Basil]	Right.
02:35:21:26	02:35:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	are not natives got it but the greenport elves have been hunting I think
02:35:32:24	02:35:41:10	Dave [GM]	they just they just don’t see them as people um they just kind of feed them their sewer water and they bring them i mean it’s very egyptian
02:35:41:10	02:35:58:26	Dave [GM]	right it’s like you know the house of israel egypts it’s that kind of relationship spot on
02:35:48:29	02:35:52:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	guys could we disguise ourselves as help
02:35:54:13	02:35:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	pretty close well
02:35:59:29	02:36:25:26	Brin [Basil]	About as close as I am to a nortle snack tray!
02:36:00:14	02:36:02:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you could use a little more
02:36:12:07	02:36:22:11	Steve [Nortle]	i mean i would just need your pointy ears and i think i’d be done you could hide in my hat except for your
02:36:26:26	02:36:28:29	Dave [GM]	snack tray runs back
02:36:28:08	02:36:29:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re never getting out of here
02:36:37:27	02:36:49:25	Brin [Basil]	Crackers aren’t bad man great job did you bake these? these blessings.
02:36:41:25	02:36:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please don’t bring the tray back over it’s fine they’ve had plenty
02:36:49:25	02:37:01:04	Brin [Basil]	These blessings are crunchy! It’s
02:36:49:26	02:37:01:18	Steve [Nortle]	I may as well try one as well. It’s too spicy for me. Like saltines.
02:36:53:08	02:36:54:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just take
02:36:58:07	02:37:00:12	Dave [GM]	only one cracker left and
02:37:01:04	02:37:04:01	Brin [Basil]	like stale non -breaths.
02:37:05:05	02:37:14:27	Dave [GM]	100% on everything um there are other animals in the room next to you that are dying but it’s fine
02:37:06:01	02:37:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right
02:37:14:27	02:37:21:09	Dave [GM]	his eyes every time you eat one it’s just getting bigger and
02:37:21:09	02:37:29:29	Dave [GM]	bigger. And he looks at you and says, Selûne blesses
02:37:23:01	02:37:34:20	Steve [Nortle]	I need something to wash this down. Hey, do you think I look almost like an elf?
02:37:23:20	02:37:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please
02:37:31:25	02:37:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	please forgive them uh can
02:37:35:01	02:37:44:12	Brin [Basil]	Feels so good right now, I like this. He
02:37:38:26	02:37:39:16	Dave [GM]	and walks away
02:37:39:18	02:37:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	No, talkative fellow.
02:37:44:12	02:37:52:11	Brin [Basil]	is a low cleric. It
02:37:46:12	02:37:52:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we go check out this temple of god real quick how about we just stop by and see what’s going on over there maybe they’ll have more
02:37:48:12	02:37:49:05	Dave [GM]	Sure
02:37:52:11	02:38:03:15	Brin [Basil]	was literally just salt.
02:37:52:26	02:37:57:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, by all means, maybe it won’t be quite as spicy.
02:37:59:11	02:38:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it spicy the hot cheetos or something
02:38:03:16	02:38:05:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:04:24	02:38:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:38:04:25	02:38:07:21	Dave [GM]	like a saltine cracker
02:38:07:10	02:38:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah, I imagine it’s just stale saltine but that’s That’s too spicy for Noidal.
02:38:11:17	02:38:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for a sea turtle
02:38:16:05	02:38:17:29	Brin [Basil]	He prefers wet lettuce.
02:38:17:17	02:38:28:15	Dave [GM]	ocean turtle too much salt for you okay you guys you guys walk out the end with that role that I just rolled there has not been
02:38:18:07	02:38:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:18:14	02:38:19:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I…
02:38:20:13	02:38:20:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	interesting
02:38:28:15	02:38:40:07	Dave [GM]	any movement of fanfare they haven’t moved closer into this so you guys actually do have your topped up full health you guys can move any which way um there are it’s basically like almost spokes of a wheel
02:38:40:07	02:38:51:15	Dave [GM]	you kind of start with all the different deities Gog on the far right and then Suludi in the center and it wraps back around to Hephaestus on the left so in between
02:38:51:15	02:38:57:07	Dave [GM]	you have just all these different temples go into any one of them like Gog Hephaesten
02:38:58:22	02:39:00:22	Dave [GM]	any of the other deities that you’d like
02:39:01:18	02:39:03:28	Brin [Basil]	Lead the way, church boy.
02:39:03:08	02:39:06:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s go to the temple of god real quick yeah i’m a little scared
02:39:05:25	02:39:07:16	Dave [GM]	Gog okay
02:39:07:15	02:39:08:16	Brin [Basil]	And I’m skipping.
02:39:08:28	02:39:11:06	Dave [GM]	alright uh so
02:39:11:09	02:39:13:21	Brin [Basil]	I love snacks. I love snack.
02:39:12:19	02:39:13:10	Dave [GM]	make it
02:39:15:26	02:39:17:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re gonna have to get us into this one
02:39:15:27	02:39:18:04	Dave [GM]	Did you take a cracker for the road?
02:39:18:16	02:39:24:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah. Little did he know that I swiped a few of them and they’re in my house.
02:39:24:05	02:39:25:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything everywhere we go
02:39:26:12	02:39:27:09	Brin [Basil]	What was that?
02:39:28:17	02:39:30:20	Steve [Nortle]	Can’t hear you over the sound of my snacks!
02:39:32:12	02:39:34:22	Brin [Basil]	Just jumped 60 feet up, and came back down.
02:39:35:12	02:39:37:07	Dave [GM]	you’re bounding over towards
02:39:36:10	02:39:43:14	Brin [Basil]	Look at you see me?
02:39:36:29	02:39:39:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The loneliness of righteousness, I swear.
02:39:39:23	02:39:41:02	Dave [GM]	the Temple of Gog.
02:39:40:24	02:39:42:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
02:39:42:11	02:39:44:12	Dave [GM]	Okay, so you make it to the Temple of Gog
02:39:45:20	02:39:46:07	Dave [GM]	The
02:39:47:08	02:39:58:08	Dave [GM]	Portcullis sharp spiky portcullises open um you can walk straight in there is uh There is a door but I’ll let you guys
02:39:58:08	02:40:01:05	Dave [GM]	make your way into the temple of god what would you like to do
02:40:00:22	02:40:01:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want to check it out?
02:40:02:09	02:40:04:01	Brin [Basil]	I only have four crackers left here.
02:40:07:11	02:40:09:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If you go in there and check it off, I’m okay.
02:40:08:10	02:40:10:26	Brin [Basil]	I think they have some. Okay.
02:40:13:04	02:40:13:26	Brin [Basil]	Should I knock?
02:40:14:07	02:40:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just take a peek in there real quick.
02:40:15:04	02:40:19:20	Dave [GM]	so you knock and you see uh
02:40:19:04	02:40:25:04	Brin [Basil]	I’m feeling weird so I’m just going to put Wall of Force around us as he’s opening the door.
02:40:26:02	02:40:33:28	Dave [GM]	three little slits open and three people uh are looking at you um with very
02:40:36:14	02:40:37:26	Dave [GM]	purple tinged eyes
02:40:39:05	02:40:41:01	Dave [GM]	and they look out and they’re like,
02:40:39:16	02:40:39:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:40:41:29	02:40:45:05	Brin [Basil]	Hey buddy! You look like you’ve been smoking something.
02:40:45:19	02:40:47:23	Dave [GM]	they just slam shut really quick
02:40:49:12	02:40:52:03	Brin [Basil]	I feel like we’re not welcome here.
02:40:53:03	02:40:54:11	Dave [GM]	behind the door. You’re not!
02:40:57:21	02:40:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	What about me?
02:40:59:16	02:41:00:01	Dave [GM]	Nope.
02:41:01:19	02:41:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	Do I look like an elf to you?
02:41:03:17	02:41:04:27	Dave [GM]	Nope but he looks like an owlin.
02:41:06:00	02:41:06:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh.
02:41:07:23	02:41:08:27	Steve [Nortle]	Well, that fits.
02:41:10:16	02:41:12:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am i not I’m not welcome here either
02:41:10:28	02:41:11:26	Brin [Basil]	Well, he’s…
02:41:13:10	02:41:14:03	Dave [GM]	Oh you’re
02:41:14:13	02:41:16:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	definitely not yeah
02:41:15:03	02:41:20:08	Dave [GM]	yeah I mean you worship Selûne and you look like you’re from The Rookery so
02:41:20:16	02:41:21:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:41:21:14	02:41:22:29	Dave [GM]	and then behind the doors
02:41:21:14	02:41:23:28	Brin [Basil]	An intense person here.
02:41:22:13	02:41:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just uh
02:41:23:29	02:41:24:27	Dave [GM]	whispers
02:41:40:23	02:41:44:08	Dave [GM]	and they just kind of keep talking back and forth and
02:41:43:17	02:41:47:28	Brin [Basil]	So I’m guessing you had the same experience we had when we first showed up here.
02:41:49:12	02:41:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mhm
02:41:51:25	02:41:55:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how thick are these doors so how hard would they be to
02:41:56:03	02:41:58:22	Dave [GM]	they’re not very thick God’s really not afraid of anyone
02:41:58:29	02:42:00:10	Brin [Basil]	Can we kill these mofos?
02:42:02:22	02:42:04:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m sure we should try
02:42:06:19	02:42:08:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe talk one of them
02:42:09:08	02:42:10:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh, yeah, go ahead.
02:42:11:07	02:42:12:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ok um
02:42:12:27	02:42:14:26	Brin [Basil]	Let him know that you, like…
02:42:13:05	02:42:14:23	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, which will work better?
02:42:16:20	02:42:20:04	Brin [Basil]	Maybe if you tell them that you gave up your religion.
02:42:24:11	02:42:26:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ready for that card yet it’s not really there
02:42:26:28	02:42:31:20	Brin [Basil]	I still have this well forced, by the way. I’m not letting go of this.
02:42:34:03	02:42:43:04	Dave [GM]	that’s Foulclaw in the corner that’s him in the spotlight who’s losing his religion dead
02:42:39:06	02:42:41:05	Steve [Nortle]	Losing his religion.
02:42:43:21	02:42:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay you know what i’m freaking i did not like that imagery when i showed up in this place and
02:42:51:13	02:43:02:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there was a bunch of dead people so i definitely worship she is she’s the god of life and so we’re gonna cast firebolt uh at this
02:43:02:10	02:43:08:27	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-oh!
02:43:02:18	02:43:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	door yeah to like blowing the door down
02:43:08:00	02:43:10:15	Brin [Basil]	I let it out and then read.
02:43:11:09	02:43:13:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you uh huh
02:43:11:17	02:43:15:16	Dave [GM]	and then like you snap your wall of force and it like shoves through.
02:43:17:18	02:43:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Alright! We’re doing this!
02:43:19:04	02:43:24:29	Dave [GM]	Okay, so as you do that it’s basically just this straight up explosion inside You see these
02:43:26:16	02:43:27:19	Dave [GM]	three little
02:43:30:14	02:43:42:11	Dave [GM]	dragon people call the kobolds Three little kobolds just get blasted back into there One of them is completely incinerated And the other two just kind of skitter across the ground
02:43:32:15	02:43:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	Couples?
02:43:33:23	02:43:34:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
02:43:41:19	02:43:55:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	let’s get
02:43:42:11	02:43:49:18	Dave [GM]	uh you everything else inside is completely black so you don’t really see much else but yeah
02:43:55:04	02:43:58:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a hold of one of those guys um yeah
02:43:59:27	02:44:05:15	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, I’ll jump forward and try to grab one with my sleight of hand.
02:44:05:27	02:44:15:06	Dave [GM]	slide a hand i will make an opposing slide of hand i did not win 18
02:44:14:03	02:44:14:20	Steve [Nortle]	Eighteen!
02:44:16:10	02:44:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	I grab him by his little horns. Come here, horny one!
02:44:21:28	02:44:22:19	Steve [Nortle]	bring him
02:44:22:13	02:44:25:23	Dave [GM]	You pick him up and his legs are just going like kicking back and forth.
02:44:26:07	02:44:28:01	Steve [Nortle]	you wanted to talk to this
02:44:27:26	02:44:36:16	Brin [Basil]	hold on watch this I’m gonna pull on his tail and half of it comes off a little bastard grow
02:44:36:16	02:44:48:22	Brin [Basil]	that back okay i’m
02:44:37:01	02:44:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	they don’t make them like they used to
02:44:38:23	02:44:39:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You killed him?
02:44:40:16	02:44:42:20	Dave [GM]	ripped off his tail. He’s dead.
02:44:46:05	02:44:46:18	Dave [GM]	His
02:44:47:22	02:44:51:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is the third one still here? He’s running away.
02:44:48:22	02:44:55:22	Brin [Basil]	going to jump I didn’t
02:44:49:28	02:44:54:07	Dave [GM]	The two of them are dead. The third one is just knocked unconscious. He’s on the ground
02:44:54:18	02:45:04:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright. Can you actually… Maybe not. I’m just gonna slap him. I’m gonna slap Slap him and wake him up.
02:44:55:22	02:45:03:20	Brin [Basil]	know do you should
02:45:00:17	02:45:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	this was a game we used to play
02:45:03:20	02:45:11:06	Brin [Basil]	I use it I don’t
02:45:06:16	02:45:10:13	Dave [GM]	If you still have one alive if you want a retcon it, if you feel that bad about it
02:45:12:06	02:45:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you have any more of, like, liquid? Your snacks or anything do you have… Can you splash his face? I’ll hold him down. I’m just going to hold him downstairs so he doesn’t go anywhere but you will try and wake up. Don’t hit him because
02:45:12:25	02:45:17:12	Brin [Basil]	I do actually.
02:45:19:14	02:45:20:00	Dave [GM]	holy water
02:45:24:27	02:45:25:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t hit it.
02:45:26:04	02:45:35:22	Brin [Basil]	it under his tongue, or on…I mean in his mouth and I’m pushing his jaw like this.
02:45:28:12	02:45:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll find you one.
02:45:33:18	02:45:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:45:34:20	02:45:37:11	Dave [GM]	you make his jaw heat it
02:45:35:17	02:45:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What are you… Don’t stick your hand in there!
02:45:38:29	02:45:48:04	Brin [Basil]	Why? It’s like a pet! Hi!
02:45:39:11	02:45:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:45:39:14	02:45:47:02	Dave [GM]	all right so yeah so he wakes up and sees you there
02:45:39:18	02:45:42:06	Steve [Nortle]	you don’t know where he’s been and
02:45:47:02	02:45:55:12	Dave [GM]	and then he actually punches himself in the face and if he okay so he gets five off really quick
02:45:48:04	02:45:54:00	Brin [Basil]	Oh okay.
02:45:54:00	02:46:02:23	Brin [Basil]	Okay I grab his wrists.
02:45:57:00	02:46:00:14	Dave [GM]	um you have to stop him from hitting himself two more times because
02:46:02:15	02:46:03:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hold him down
02:46:03:16	02:46:15:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m really strong, and he’s so small that I can fit both of his wrists in one hand, so I’m just holding it.
02:46:04:29	02:46:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He can punch himself to death.
02:46:06:13	02:46:07:22	Dave [GM]	He’s punching himself to death.
02:46:15:08	02:46:17:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I do this to my kids all the time.
02:46:18:25	02:46:22:28	Dave [GM]	Okay, I actually rolled pretty well. You go ahead and you roll an opposing strength checks.
02:46:20:14	02:46:20:28	Brin [Basil]	What?
02:46:25:14	02:46:28:04	Brin [Basil]	And this one is just basic strength, right, that I do?
02:46:31:23	02:46:33:21	Brin [Basil]	Not today. 21.
02:46:33:22	02:46:45:09	Dave [GM]	Okay, yeah, he rolled a 15 which is actually pretty good. He really wanted to kill himself. Okay, he’s three punches away so they’re gonna… You guys are going to continue to struggle. If you want to ask him questions… Okay.
02:46:36:02	02:46:37:04	Brin [Basil]	That’s – yeah, that’s good.
02:46:36:26	02:46:37:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow.
02:46:43:29	02:46:45:00	Brin [Basil]	I’m holding it up.
02:46:46:10	02:46:48:08	Brin [Basil]	Is this redemption? I’m sorry.
02:46:49:13	02:46:51:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’ll find you more snacks. Good job.
02:46:49:25	02:46:52:29	Brin [Basil]	He’s a – thanks. You can talk to him now.
02:46:53:16	02:46:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You guys killed all of the people. All the
02:47:01:23	02:47:03:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	brokeries. Yes.
02:47:06:27	02:47:09:19	Dave [GM]	of god that’s what we do
02:47:10:21	02:47:13:11	Dave [GM]	I mean have you seen the altar
02:47:13:18	02:47:20:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not really a fan though. What’s going on? like what are you behind all this is Gog behind all of this everything that’s going on out there
02:47:20:20	02:47:28:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with the purple flames and the attack and everything that’S going on hey if you don’t
02:47:23:01	02:47:26:18	Dave [GM]	not behind anything Gog is absolved he is Gog is God
02:47:28:16	02:47:34:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	start answering my questions you’re gonna live forever okay if you DON’T START ANSWERING MY
02:47:35:04	02:47:37:01	Dave [GM]	He starts to like squirm
02:47:40:01	02:47:43:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m going to help so that she has advantage.
02:47:40:15	02:47:49:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay. That
02:47:43:10	02:47:44:29	Dave [GM]	Okay, you get advantage on that.
02:47:49:06	02:47:53:24	Brin [Basil]	was really bad 19
02:47:53:26	02:47:56:28	Dave [GM]	19, okay, he’s still trying to hit himself three more times.
02:47:58:12	02:48:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you kill all of besides was it just a religious experience because THIS SEEMS LIKE A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN JUST WORSHIPPING YOUR
02:48:05:23	02:48:16:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	EVERYDAY Gog WITH YOUR KILLINGS instead okay how are you bringing god how are we gonna bring
02:48:10:23	02:48:11:15	Steve [Nortle]	Where did it go?
02:48:16:13	02:48:27:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gok back how are you gonna bring gok who’s
02:48:18:03	02:48:29:27	Dave [GM]	He will punish all of everyone. Dude, like they’re super dumb by the way. They’re just told what to do. we are waiting for the light of Gog
02:48:21:01	02:48:21:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yes,
02:48:22:24	02:48:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	uh,
02:48:27:17	02:48:34:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in charge hey who gave you the order who’s
02:48:29:27	02:48:30:22	Dave [GM]	to bring us
02:48:31:16	02:48:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	light?
02:48:37:21	02:48:38:12	Dave [GM]	Gog
02:48:42:06	02:48:48:12	Dave [GM]	you can make an intimidation check or a persuasion check
02:48:42:17	02:48:43:24	Steve [Nortle]	And where do you keep him?
02:48:43:23	02:48:45:14	Brin [Basil]	Are you almost done? I want to kill this.
02:48:46:28	02:48:58:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	us to kill him though yeah because he’s trying to kill himself if we kill him he just will just do a favor don’t no no no no no no no no no
02:48:49:05	02:48:50:21	Brin [Basil]	He wants us to kill him?
02:48:56:04	02:48:58:06	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t bother Basil at all!
02:48:59:19	02:49:02:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we want to like freeze them in like a cryo chamber or something
02:49:02:23	02:49:05:06	Dave [GM]	or zone of truth him
02:49:02:27	02:49:03:14	Brin [Basil]	Kill it.
02:49:07:07	02:49:10:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay are you rolling did you say you’re rolling intimidation
02:49:10:21	02:49:16:01	Dave [GM]	I can persuasion or intimidation check because it’s basically
02:49:11:17	02:49:12:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
02:49:12:11	02:49:17:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh, maybe I’m going to take care of it. Which one’s better for you?
02:49:17:07	02:49:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	intimidation
02:49:19:27	02:49:31:13	Brin [Basil]	Intimination is better for me? I would have to agree with that. My intimidation is only plus one, it’s kind of sad.
02:49:22:10	02:49:25:00	Dave [GM]	there’s secrets behind Foulclaw that
02:49:28:29	02:49:32:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have plus four
02:49:31:26	02:49:35:06	Steve [Nortle]	You’re a very small bunny. What do you mean? I can’t say this.
02:49:33:13	02:49:36:06	Brin [Basil]	WHAT?! I know i am pretty cute!
02:49:38:08	02:49:48:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh do I have advantage on this okay well 14 at both times so
02:49:42:17	02:49:51:12	Dave [GM]	a half -dead kobold 14 um so explain to me okay so you just
02:49:48:20	02:49:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	explain to me
02:49:48:26	02:49:49:16	Brin [Basil]	Nuh uh
02:49:51:12	02:49:56:18	Dave [GM]	said he will live forever forever which is one the cobalt’s one of their worst fears
02:49:58:19	02:50:09:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’ve heard of the Selûne because of life right
02:50:10:01	02:50:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah sure
02:50:10:02	02:50:10:16	Dave [GM]	deceiver
02:50:13:08	02:50:15:26	Brin [Basil]	I love these guys I don’t know what it is
02:50:18:08	02:50:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Look, she’s all about eternal life. And we know exactly what to do to keep you alive forever and never see God ever. Okay?
02:50:29:23	02:50:37:09	Dave [GM]	so he’s like literally shaking in his boots um the one grace that god grants
02:50:37:09	02:50:44:12	Dave [GM]	his followers is that once they die they return to black and they don’t have
02:50:44:12	02:50:52:27	Dave [GM]	to deal with anything ever again uh so he said you
02:50:53:28	02:50:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If you tell us what we want to know I think we can make that happen.
02:51:10:00	02:51:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, how about you tell me first and then we’ll send you to the cloud.
02:51:13:22	02:51:20:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, we’re going to start walking over here. Let’s start. We’re walking this temple suddenly we’re making our way towards the exit while we’re holding this guy.
02:51:19:08	02:51:21:18	Brin [Basil]	Gog will help you.
02:51:20:10	02:51:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay not if we have anything to say about it shut up or intimidating right put on your smile
02:51:25:12	02:51:27:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry. Right!
02:51:30:11	02:51:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or something hey i think he’s finally revealing their plan you guys let’s listen for two seconds
02:51:35:17	02:51:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	I’m munching on lettuce.
02:51:36:21	02:51:38:00	Brin [Basil]	What’s up, Gogg?
02:51:40:16	02:51:41:13	Brin [Basil]	Sorry.
02:51:43:07	02:51:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	find snacks in just a minute
02:51:43:28	02:51:44:25	Dave [GM]	no keep going
02:51:45:23	02:51:46:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:51:46:25	02:51:55:24	Dave [GM]	god has made us a promise god has said once green point greenport rises
02:51:55:24	02:52:06:22	Dave [GM]	Because once the elves are high again, not in a medicinal way or a barbiturate way
02:52:06:22	02:52:13:01	Dave [GM]	or any other way that we typically celebrate God. Once they are high, once they have returned up to the heavens,
02:52:14:06	02:52:23:04	Dave [GM]	God will release us to the black. Therefore, we must release all the unworthy, all the efforts,
02:52:23:04	02:52:32:19	Dave [GM]	All of the squibble and squabble that great Nihah brought onto the boat
02:52:32:19	02:52:38:24	Dave [GM]	That God was unable to destroy, but he could have if he wanted
02:52:40:26	02:52:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh is that on camera
02:52:54:21	02:52:56:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:52:57:16	02:53:01:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nailed it nailed that performance yes That’s terrible.
02:53:02:26	02:53:03:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:53:03:06	02:53:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:53:04:24	02:53:15:28	Dave [GM]	are destroyed and all these animals are gone He will sanctify this ground And incinerate and burn it
02:53:15:28	02:53:19:16	Dave [GM]	and open up a doorway.
02:53:21:10	02:53:22:12	Dave [GM]	So help me, Pop.
02:53:25:14	02:53:26:01	Steve [Nortle]	You?
02:53:26:08	02:53:27:27	Dave [GM]	You had one question I answered it.
02:53:27:24	02:53:32:14	Steve [Nortle]	He had one answer. No, I have an answer. I haven’t got a question. I’ve got a lot of questions.
02:53:36:02	02:53:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	How did how did a bunch of kobolds kill off an entire rookery of owling? They’re like
02:53:45:08	02:53:47:01	Steve [Nortle]	many sizes bigger than you.
02:53:50:09	02:53:53:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re walking over to the temple so then we’re dragging him over there
02:53:53:01	02:54:02:19	Dave [GM]	The High Cleric of Gog here in Greenport is not a kobold he is one who has sent many to the black
02:54:08:27	02:54:11:03	Dave [GM]	That is a good question
02:54:18:13	02:54:20:04	Brin [Basil]	for that last word
02:54:20:23	02:54:23:08	Dave [GM]	Kral the Savior Here, Kroll the high.
02:54:25:09	02:54:27:27	Dave [GM]	Kroll thee. The un-Goggly.
02:54:30:29	02:54:32:02	Dave [GM]	Kroll to black.
02:54:35:14	02:54:37:25	Dave [GM]	He came to us in disguise.
02:54:39:20	02:54:41:19	Dave [GM]	He gave us…
02:54:41:02	02:54:42:14	Brin [Basil]	in disguise
02:54:43:10	02:54:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	So how did you know he was Krull? That seems really weird.
02:54:45:22	02:54:48:20	Brin [Basil]	disguised as what What did he look like?
02:54:49:20	02:54:52:25	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah, I asked my question. You can do that one.
02:54:53:06	02:54:54:14	Dave [GM]	Gawk help me please.
02:54:55:17	02:54:58:05	Brin [Basil]	He will. What did he look like?
02:54:58:22	02:55:08:14	Dave [GM]	He offered us the ability To go to the black We accepted He is here And you hear a creak
02:55:11:03	02:55:12:09	Dave [GM]	and
02:55:13:11	02:55:16:01	Dave [GM]	You see A giant
02:55:17:26	02:55:28:01	Dave [GM]	foot total foot come down on this guy’s head and just splatter him completely across the ground
02:55:27:28	02:55:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	No, it wasn’t me!
02:55:29:26	02:55:36:20	Dave [GM]	and you look up and you see like you guys have seen like the ninja turtles maybe not
02:55:36:20	02:55:47:13	Dave [GM]	ninja turtles but there’s like slash the ninja turtle right like the the bad guy he is like some of the other generals
02:55:47:13	02:55:57:22	Dave [GM]	like grecian generals he’s eight and a half feet tall his shell is like half metal half armor it has
02:55:57:22	02:56:07:20	Dave [GM]	giant spikes protruding out but he has this long snout that has a hooked snapping turtle hook and his
02:56:07:20	02:56:15:01	Dave [GM]	fists are plated dipped in gold um and
02:56:14:21	02:56:17:14	Steve [Nortle]	Turtles and gold. That doesn’t work. That clashes.
02:56:16:25	02:56:27:16	Dave [GM]	basically like he dipped his own hands to become gauntlets and there’s like these scars that kind of like protrude up his arms
02:56:27:16	02:56:38:10	Dave [GM]	and he just snarls and says this and grabs you
02:56:39:03	02:56:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a chosen one!
02:56:42:18	02:56:44:03	Steve [Nortle]	This is what it feels like, puzzle!
02:56:45:05	02:56:52:28	Dave [GM]	to make a strength uh he’s gonna make a strong throw if he succeeds which is pretty high
02:56:52:28	02:56:58:18	Dave [GM]	he’s going to be able to throw you over 100 22.
02:57:04:15	02:57:06:07	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, oh, I’m opposing it. Okay.
02:57:04:28	02:57:12:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thank you
02:57:07:29	02:57:08:06	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
02:57:11:16	02:57:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	22.
02:57:13:14	02:57:25:09	Dave [GM]	goes to you so he reaches he’s throwing you and you just kind of hang on to his arm yeah yeah Yeah, you can try to block him from being thrown.
02:57:17:27	02:57:19:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just grab on.
02:57:18:11	02:57:21:02	Brin [Basil]	Can I throw Wall of Force?
02:57:22:13	02:57:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay.
02:57:25:15	02:57:28:11	Dave [GM]	Okay, so he throws you, but Wall of Force comes up.
02:57:28:00	02:57:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	I land like superhero landing except vertical so there’s a ripple of energy from where I am and I go and then jump back!
02:57:38:10	02:57:38:25	Brin [Basil]	Nice!
02:57:39:09	02:57:50:11	Dave [GM]	So as you land, he is pretty taken back. The other Cobalt hops up and runs in front of him and he’s like, we’ll get it!
02:57:50:11	02:57:59:13	Dave [GM]	And he just crushes that Cobalt too and he says this to the black I would say roll initiative
02:57:59:13	02:58:10:19	Dave [GM]	too far into this uh he is definitely attacking as he like cocks his head back you can see like
02:58:10:19	02:58:19:25	Dave [GM]	his throat like glow with like a fireball and it just shakes and it’s like like almost trying to
02:58:19:25	02:58:28:11	Dave [GM]	vomit up go for it okay so this is uh yeah yeah this would be attack you gotta okay go for
02:58:21:02	02:58:23:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, so I’m going to try to punch him in the throat.
02:58:23:28	02:58:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice.
02:58:28:09	02:58:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	Okay now what did my What did I drink that could benefit me here?
02:58:35:15	02:58:42:15	Dave [GM]	have plus three uh i think to attack here i
02:58:50:20	02:59:05:02	Dave [GM]	just keep this one up okay so
02:59:05:02	02:59:13:17	Dave [GM]	you had the lustful singree rose that’s plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution you also had the pinot red which gives you true sight for eight
02:59:13:17	02:59:22:22	Dave [GM]	hours and gives you insights uh gives you advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks. And then you also get the prideful port rum, which gives you
02:59:25:20	02:59:27:13	Dave [GM]	advantage on all ability checks
02:59:27:27	02:59:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	and attack okay so i’ve got advantage on attack okay good dang thing uh it’s 23
02:59:39:16	02:59:50:06	Steve [Nortle]	yeah yeah
02:59:39:18	02:59:42:29	Dave [GM]	23. Okay, so 23 barely hits
02:59:45:19	02:59:56:11	Brin [Basil]	what I’m talking about. No at all I hope he swallows
02:59:48:08	02:59:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Please, tell me you just decapitated this guy.
02:59:50:06	02:59:59:23	Steve [Nortle]	yeah um and i’m just doing an unarmed strike
02:59:52:23	02:59:55:24	Dave [GM]	So you punched him in the fireball that’s in his throat
02:59:57:29	02:59:58:22	Brin [Basil]	explodes
02:59:59:23	03:00:07:01	Steve [Nortle]	uh because honestly there’s like that’s like my most powerful attack basically so
03:00:05:28	03:00:06:15	Dave [GM]	okay
03:00:09:00	03:00:11:14	Steve [Nortle]	ah only six though six to his throat
03:00:11:12	03:00:17:11	Dave [GM]	so 6. So with a six attack, you actually launch the fire ball
03:00:18:05	03:00:35:03	Steve [Nortle]	like a pez dispenser perfect
03:00:19:16	03:00:20:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:00:19:20	03:00:25:27	Dave [GM]	definitely hurt but you see this fireball just like fly straight out up and out of the temple
03:00:25:27	03:00:33:14	Dave [GM]	dog. And as that fireball travels, you kind of trace it and track it and it goes right to
03:00:26:07	03:00:29:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And as that fireball traveled so
03:00:33:14	03:00:39:20	Dave [GM]	the Temple of Selûne and hits the Temple Of Selûne. And just like what happened in
03:00:39:20	03:00:47:01	Dave [GM]	The Rookery, it hits and the explosion just flattens everything in about a 20 -30 foot
03:00:47:01	03:00:55:05	Dave [GM]	radius and everything is just pancaked flat to the ground uh the high cleric who was off into
03:00:55:05	03:01:05:16	Dave [GM]	the library is the one survivor uh he he took to flight and just bolted um away from his flock
03:01:05:29	03:01:15:13	Dave [GM]	he went as this was launched it’s almost like he would propel through like the explosion he gets launch into the menagerie. The second he flies across
03:01:15:13	03:01:22:25	Dave [GM]	the wall, into the Menagerie, five or six arrows just and he falls out of the sky
03:01:27:01	03:01:27:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	awesome
03:01:27:29	03:01:31:07	Dave [GM]	and he cocks his head
03:01:33:23	03:01:34:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s great
03:01:35:07	03:01:38:22	Steve [Nortle]	hoping That might give us a little bit of a second, but okay.
03:01:40:22	03:01:42:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I’m gonna
03:01:44:05	03:01:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fly
03:01:46:18	03:01:47:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	circle
03:01:46:19	03:01:47:01	Dave [GM]	going to run!
03:01:48:18	03:01:59:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	around the room try and dodge him keep out of his distance but I’m going to cast true strike what chance we have
03:01:50:14	03:01:52:00	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to say goodbye.
03:01:59:02	03:02:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is weakness
03:01:59:08	03:02:07:24	Dave [GM]	Okay, alright. Yeah, what is weaknesses? Okay. Yeah absolutely. Is that just an automatic you just know automatically or do you have to make a roll for it?
03:02:02:17	03:02:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah um it’s automatic
03:02:09:14	03:02:16:14	Dave [GM]	okay all right so this guy doesn’t have a lot
03:02:09:28	03:02:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just an action all right so this guy doesn’t have to
03:02:16:14	03:02:21:19	Dave [GM]	of weaknesses his the general name that he has
03:02:21:19	03:02:30:06	Dave [GM]	is the tank um so like his probably as weakest point is his throat um you got four points of
03:02:30:06	03:02:35:16	Dave [GM]	damage that were full points of damage off the hit um you try to hit him anywhere else it’s going
03:02:35:16	03:02:44:17	Dave [GM]	to be um magic protection he’s basically just he’s built uh the only soft spot is his throat
03:02:45:08	03:02:51:07	Dave [GM]	and maybe pieces underneath his arm kind of like the chinks in his armor
03:02:52:16	03:03:02:04	Dave [GM]	other than that it is a straight 22 roll to hit so that’s what breaks his ac
03:02:59:04	03:03:10:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just keep doing what you’re doing over there okay uh cool um
03:03:10:03	03:03:15:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m i can’t do anything else right i’ve used my actor and i’m flying around the room
03:03:14:29	03:03:19:19	Dave [GM]	yep okay so are you going to relay this to everyone else
03:03:21:19	03:03:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was a great idea Nortle, you should probably keep doing that because you two Basil aim for his throat please that looks like it’s probably his only weakness
03:03:33:02	03:03:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe in his armpits
03:03:36:24	03:03:38:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil if you’re into that
03:03:41:18	03:03:46:05	Brin [Basil]	It has a sukupu bonus.
03:03:50:04	03:03:55:13	Brin [Basil]	No, it kills but if this is only
03:03:55:13	03:04:07:10	Brin [Basil]	if I roll in that 20 there’s just no way so yeah the Katana glows a deep blue and instantly percapitates near something
03:03:57:13	03:03:59:12	Dave [GM]	you roll in that 20 i will give it to you
03:04:00:29	03:04:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	Can I… So
03:04:07:10	03:04:12:26	Brin [Basil]	This searing blue slice comes into death
03:04:09:02	03:04:10:10	Dave [GM]	neck is his weak point
03:04:15:18	03:04:27:18	Steve [Nortle]	shout out? Maneuver A9! And drop onto my back and pull my feet towards my chest so that Basil can catapult off it.
03:04:28:13	03:04:39:04	Dave [GM]	yeah absolutely do an athletics check if you succeed on a 15
03:04:29:23	03:04:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	I love these team-up moves.
03:04:32:24	03:04:35:05	Brin [Basil]	like bunny turtle duo
03:04:34:03	03:04:35:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	partner up
03:04:35:05	03:04:54:29	Brin [Basil]	But I
03:04:36:15	03:04:37:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
03:04:39:04	03:04:41:26	Dave [GM]	I will 100% give you the catapults
03:04:43:28	03:04:44:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well.
03:04:46:04	03:04:47:07	Dave [GM]	on everything by the way
03:04:46:23	03:04:47:21	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-huh, yep.
03:04:48:26	03:04:50:01	Steve [Nortle]	So 17.
03:04:49:29	03:04:52:11	Dave [GM]	okay 17 yep got it
03:04:52:18	03:04:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	launch
03:04:53:14	03:04:58:11	Dave [GM]	so you have to roll a 22
03:04:54:29	03:04:56:02	Brin [Basil]	have to roll a 22.
03:04:59:07	03:05:04:11	Steve [Nortle]	Well if you roll a nat 20 it would you have enough bonus that it would be over.
03:05:03:21	03:05:09:22	Dave [GM]	You do have advantage on this roll.
03:05:10:24	03:05:18:04	Dave [GM]	Is there anything else with what you have that you’ve taken that gives you additional anything?
03:05:19:08	03:05:21:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I just have plus 3.
03:05:22:16	03:05:26:08	Brin [Basil]	I have some luck stuff. A couple of luck points.
03:05:25:05	03:05:31:20	Dave [GM]	That means you can reroll. So you have three of those I think. So you can re-roll three times to try to get 22.
03:05:33:29	03:05:35:00	Steve [Nortle]	Do it sis!
03:05:38:05	03:05:39:01	Brin [Basil]	3, that was 18.
03:05:39:08	03:05:39:28	Dave [GM]	18, okay.
03:05:43:10	03:05:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	got this
03:05:49:22	03:05:50:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s 13.
03:05:50:16	03:05:58:16	Dave [GM]	your advantage roll, and then three more rolls, which means three more rolls with advantage. So you have an additional five rolls now.
03:06:02:04	03:06:03:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe you should like blow on it or
03:06:04:05	03:06:05:10	Brin [Basil]	Should I try this one?
03:06:05:15	03:06:05:23	Dave [GM]	Sure.
03:06:08:17	03:06:09:29	Brin [Basil]	16, that is 2.
03:06:17:19	03:06:18:02	Dave [GM]	Two more.
03:06:22:04	03:06:22:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’ve got it.
03:06:25:29	03:06:26:20	Brin [Basil]	23.
03:06:27:06	03:06:28:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:06:27:06	03:06:29:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:27:06	03:06:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:06:28:09	03:06:31:04	Dave [GM]	Oh my gosh!
03:06:31:04	03:06:32:17	Brin [Basil]	Nat 20!
03:06:33:03	03:06:33:20	Dave [GM]	Okay.
03:06:34:14	03:06:46:06	Brin [Basil]	waiting to use this bonus my whole life. In fact, okay funny thing about
03:06:39:10	03:06:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh. I am changing my religion now. Oh my god.
03:06:46:06	03:06:51:03	Brin [Basil]	this sword I don’t know that it has this bonus because the samurai that gave
03:06:51:03	03:06:58:18	Brin [Basil]	it to me didn’t tell me about it this is my old yeah the one that i call oba
03:06:53:03	03:06:56:19	Dave [GM]	Excellent. Is this the guy – the good Samuraiitan?
03:07:01:28	03:07:07:20	Brin [Basil]	it starts and it literally it glows blue and it feeds my hand does its own thing
03:07:07:18	03:07:08:26	Dave [GM]	something okay very much
03:07:07:20	03:07:49:15	Brin [Basil]	so that was my last role yes
03:07:11:11	03:07:15:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was praying for you. I was prayin’ for you so hard.
03:07:16:03	03:07:26:16	Dave [GM]	up this fireball and because he has complete 100 resistance to everything he was just going to blow up the temple of god and that would have been
03:07:27:15	03:07:35:13	Dave [GM]	8d6 damage to every single one of you uh the blue sword vibrates in your hands and you just
03:07:35:13	03:07:39:29	Dave [GM]	kind of really don’t know what’s going on i want you to narrate to me where
03:07:39:29	03:07:47:29	Dave [GM]	and what the katana does as it goes and decapitates crawl mid
03:07:51:08	03:08:02:06	Brin [Basil]	so you have catapulted me through the air And I’m going straight, straight with the throat because I don’t know if it’s going to take that clean off.
03:08:03:05	03:08:13:16	Brin [Basil]	And for some reason, I drop to the ground midair and the sword floats up into a full 360
03:08:17:03	03:08:28:08	Dave [GM]	that comes in and just sears as it cuts into the front of his throat you see it go through it and you see this thing split open you see there’s blinding light come out of his
03:08:28:08	03:08:35:21	Dave [GM]	throat it goes through the blinding life and as it comes out the other side as his head slow motion
03:08:35:21	03:08:45:10	Dave [GM]	starts to separate from his body the fireball goes off inside of his body he completely explodes
03:08:39:05	03:08:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	inside
03:08:45:22	03:08:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	combust
03:08:49:01	03:08:52:28	Brin [Basil]	and we’re covered in pink mist.
03:08:49:26	03:08:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	Tortle soup everybody!
03:08:52:28	03:09:02:10	Brin [Basil]	I
03:08:53:16	03:08:55:22	Dave [GM]	i do you all to make dexterity saving throws
03:08:55:20	03:08:56:19	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:08:55:22	03:09:08:01	Dave [GM]	really quick because his shell has spikes this is basically like a claymore just went off 18
03:08:58:01	03:09:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh boy
03:09:02:10	03:09:12:09	Brin [Basil]	have
03:09:06:20	03:09:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	18
03:09:08:01	03:09:13:08	Dave [GM]	okay so you save, you do.
03:09:12:09	03:09:17:15	Brin [Basil]	advantage, I’m good wait wait wait am i
03:09:17:15	03:09:25:14	Brin [Basil]	good? I got 17. Okay, should I
03:09:19:03	03:09:25:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh I have advantage from my
03:09:25:14	03:09:31:28	Brin [Basil]	give him a drink, I have to be extra.
03:09:26:24	03:09:30:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	true strike and then my
03:09:32:00	03:09:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tides of chaos also like re-energize after a rest so do I have two advantages
03:09:39:29	03:09:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my luck has run out
03:09:51:26	03:09:52:13	Dave [GM]	a seven okay
03:09:52:11	03:10:02:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus two I got a nine I already did it that was my I was justifying my third roll yep
03:10:07:18	03:10:10:05	Dave [GM]	You do get, it’s two rolls and then two rolls. Did you do that?
03:10:08:04	03:10:13:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how many rolls do I have
03:10:13:03	03:10:18:24	Dave [GM]	You have two rolls, so I’m giving you one roll at advantage and then a second roll at Advantage, so that’s four rolls total.
03:10:19:29	03:10:25:22	Dave [GM]	So make those rolls, and then after that if you fail we need to roll on the chaos spectrum, right?
03:10:25:28	03:10:29:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah okay try your little
03:10:27:04	03:10:27:13	Dave [GM]	Okay.
03:10:32:16	03:10:37:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh okay great um 16 gosh
03:10:32:26	03:10:39:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh, this is a wall of
03:10:35:22	03:10:42:11	Dave [GM]	16! Okay, there you go. You all save, so you’re going to take half damage of the claymore that just went off.
03:10:39:27	03:10:52:28	Brin [Basil]	course.
03:10:43:17	03:10:44:24	Dave [GM]	I’m going to roll
03:10:45:25	03:10:54:05	Dave [GM]	okay, you’ll take half damage i’m gonna roll the you can do your wall of force okay so you’ll wall of course
03:10:53:08	03:11:04:09	Brin [Basil]	Don’t go back. It’s huge.
03:10:54:05	03:11:06:02	Dave [GM]	you’re going to blow back uh a lot of that shrapnel that’s coming at you it’s not going to necessarily blow back the impact so the um so like yeah
03:11:04:08	03:11:05:22	Steve [Nortle]	like thunder damage.
03:11:04:23	03:11:05:15	Brin [Basil]	It’s pretty big.
03:11:06:20	03:11:09:16	Brin [Basil]	So I’m going to try and put it all around all three of us.
03:11:09:01	03:11:17:12	Dave [GM]	yeah it’s like blunt force is going to come in so it’s basically the wall of force coming back and hitting you because it’s so big everything else will be blocked
03:11:15:16	03:11:16:10	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
03:11:17:16	03:11:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	So no stabbing.
03:11:18:12	03:11:25:06	Dave [GM]	yeah so no no no like slicing damage no piercing damage you’ll you won’t get any of that it’s just
03:11:25:06	03:11:32:11	Dave [GM]	pure blunt force trauma um and it’ll be halved at four so six
03:11:35:14	03:11:43:22	Dave [GM]	of damage you made that really lame brenn so
03:11:36:08	03:11:38:04	Brin [Basil]	Sweet. Wow.
03:11:40:16	03:11:41:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	holy
03:11:43:22	03:11:55:12	Dave [GM]	well with the save uh so you guys hit hit that The wall of force hits you, blows You into the front of The temple of dog that has been completely Obliterated. Unfortunately the temple of
03:11:55:12	03:11:58:13	Dave [GM]	Selûne is also Completely obliterated
03:11:57:27	03:12:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	I bet some of their snacks are still available. Like, in the rubble?
03:12:00:27	03:12:11:02	Brin [Basil]	Well, it just so happens I have three left.
03:12:01:22	03:12:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you say that right now all the people in there got incinerated
03:12:05:02	03:12:09:20	Dave [GM]	It’s just no it is Toast now All you got to do is butter it
03:12:07:21	03:12:16:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like The last
03:12:10:29	03:12:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I
03:12:15:18	03:12:17:26	Brin [Basil]	Aren’t you glad that I stole these?
03:12:16:05	03:12:22:00	Steve [Nortle]	piece Of their religion is in her pocket
03:12:22:08	03:12:23:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a little piece of charcoal.
03:12:24:03	03:12:25:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna take it
03:12:32:21	03:12:36:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not gonna eat it though I’m seriously like pretty
03:12:38:25	03:12:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m
03:12:42:29	03:12:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m
03:12:44:14	03:12:45:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:12:45:28	03:12:51:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m
03:12:46:29	03:12:47:16	Dave [GM]	Yeah
03:12:51:12	03:13:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this last uh wafer a sacred wafer on like the door of a step of the temple saloon yeah and i’m
03:12:57:13	03:12:59:13	Dave [GM]	Of the temple Of dog or Selûne
03:13:01:08	03:13:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna like offer it as like a memorial amongst all of these poor innocent creatures that just
03:13:08:02	03:13:18:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	got annihilated and i’ve i’m just gonna like solemnly like i’m not hearing any of you guys
03:13:13:21	03:13:14:24	Dave [GM]	To pray
03:13:14:19	03:13:21:18	Brin [Basil]	Do you think, do you think he’s going to eat that?
03:13:17:22	03:13:27:15	Dave [GM]	okay um with that the bell tower that was directly behind
03:13:22:16	03:13:23:27	Steve [Nortle]	It’s been on the ground
03:13:28:02	03:13:38:19	Dave [GM]	the temple of selena it chimes midnight and give me a perception check if you guys can
03:13:39:22	03:13:40:25	Steve [Nortle]	Big F.
03:13:40:14	03:13:43:20	Dave [GM]	you guys a lot of you have advantage so i’m hoping
03:13:46:02	03:13:48:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i need to roll for wild magic too by the way
03:13:52:02	03:14:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah seven uh okay
03:13:56:28	03:14:04:06	Dave [GM]	okay gosh you guys
03:14:06:06	03:14:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	noticed something! It’s been two and a half hours!
03:14:10:00	03:14:53:03	Brin [Basil]	it’s the wafers damn they’re good we didn’t
03:14:12:19	03:14:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	Crackers.
03:14:16:12	03:14:28:10	Dave [GM]	are just like you are praying for their souls at this point it’s like the wonder twins from uh justice league not Justice League but what is it? Friends. Super
03:14:28:10	03:14:34:06	Dave [GM]	Friends from the super friends television show that probably none of you watch yeah they’re that bad
03:14:36:02	03:14:43:15	Dave [GM]	as The Bell Tolls this guy makes you ask the question
03:14:45:07	03:14:49:29	Dave [GM]	where am I when am I
03:14:53:03	03:14:54:00	Brin [Basil]	even think about that
03:14:54:08	03:14:59:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i well i looked at the pamphlet i wanted to know instead of asking this guy that wasn’t giving us
03:15:02:10	03:15:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	1968
03:15:03:25	03:15:06:24	Dave [GM]	you got 1968 alright
03:15:07:08	03:15:14:02	Steve [Nortle]	is that just like meta? 1968 from 2024 slash 25
03:15:15:17	03:15:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	Is that what you’re trying to say is like that the equivalent
03:15:18:25	03:15:28:14	Dave [GM]	this thing is like i think the real role on that was he was just giving you a really old pin so
03:15:28:14	03:15:39:05	Dave [GM]	if you guys want to find out when you are i would try to do just look around for anything that would give you
03:15:39:05	03:15:42:27	Dave [GM]	the date, the actual date. The day that this happened
03:15:46:17	03:15:49:12	Dave [GM]	Well in the Temple of Salunek You have
03:15:50:19	03:15:55:18	Dave [GM]	the Temple of Hephaestus which is basically very
03:15:56:26	03:16:05:26	Dave [GM]	Lashara-esque That has a lot of mechanical, a lot of armor A lot of tinkering going on You might want to look there You could look there
03:16:08:05	03:16:12:24	Steve [Nortle]	Have you checked your pockets, Mr. Buckery Man?
03:16:14:29	03:16:16:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not i’m gonna check my pockets for
03:16:18:04	03:16:20:06	Dave [GM]	for the histories of what’s going on.
03:16:19:19	03:16:22:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	calendar a little planner or something you know
03:16:20:13	03:16:45:05	Brin [Basil]	What are you what are you wearing garments watch
03:16:23:26	03:16:25:09	Dave [GM]	So just tell me, What are you wearing?
03:16:27:17	03:16:33:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh they’re just some standard rows yeah they’re pretty recognizable for the
03:16:32:07	03:16:35:17	Dave [GM]	Very Rickery-esque. Okay so
03:16:35:00	03:16:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i haven’t searched that far yet so i don’t know i’m just searching my pockets right now if i don’T find anything in my pockets it’s going to help i might have to go a little
03:16:45:05	03:17:07:10	Brin [Basil]	out
03:16:47:21	03:16:50:03	Steve [Nortle]	Because our checks have gone so well tonight.
03:16:52:10	03:16:57:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	advantage. I got a 13
03:16:57:19	03:16:59:07	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what’s your investigation bonus?
03:16:59:13	03:17:00:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s 0
03:17:00:14	03:17:03:27	Steve [Nortle]	Dude, do you need me to help rifle through your pockets?
03:17:03:27	03:17:04:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, apparently
03:17:07:10	03:17:15:29	Brin [Basil]	he likes well I gave you something? What did I give you? I do.
03:17:08:06	03:17:11:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I didn’t drink any of the No, I wasn’t there. I was dying
03:17:08:21	03:17:09:29	Steve [Nortle]	He didn’t drink anything.
03:17:12:24	03:17:16:10	Dave [GM]	Does anyone else have the luck potions because she’s burned all of hers
03:17:15:29	03:17:21:06	Brin [Basil]	Have I? I did. Totally worth it!
03:17:19:06	03:17:19:29	Dave [GM]	Did you grab any of them?
03:17:20:11	03:17:22:28	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think… Yeah, no, I did say I won the war.
03:17:22:08	03:17:32:10	Brin [Basil]	I have
03:17:24:04	03:17:25:10	Dave [GM]	Okay so I think you have two
03:17:26:05	03:17:33:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do Zen Zuproos still apply here? Because I have two of those in my pouch Does that allow me two more rolls?
03:17:31:05	03:17:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh really?
03:17:32:10	03:17:42:18	Brin [Basil]	four! Finally!
03:17:33:13	03:17:35:13	Dave [GM]	yeah no you can burn all of these if you want
03:17:35:05	03:17:37:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, great. Yeah, I still have two in my pouch.
03:17:39:13	03:17:40:20	Dave [GM]	20 okay nat 20
03:17:42:05	03:17:42:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Finally!
03:17:42:13	03:17:44:23	Dave [GM]	feeling your coat it’s a
03:17:42:18	03:17:46:04	Brin [Basil]	I know that feeling.
03:17:43:00	03:18:01:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know
03:17:46:23	03:17:57:26	Dave [GM]	saloonie rookery coat very standard issue for people who are packing tons of information with them all the time You reach into the front pocket, and your hand goes in And then it goes deeper
03:17:57:26	03:17:58:26	Dave [GM]	And deeper
03:18:01:01	03:18:01:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what this is.
03:18:01:13	03:18:08:12	Dave [GM]	It’s a pocket of holding You reach in there And you pull out All of the rookery scrolls that you Saved
03:18:09:18	03:18:17:14	Dave [GM]	Before the blast went off And you pulled them out And you start to see dates That haven’t happened
03:18:19:18	03:18:26:26	Dave [GM]	You see One week after the date of the battle events you see a second week after the battle event so you see
03:18:33:21	03:18:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	use great betting stuff with that. I saw a documentary about it called Back to the Future
03:18:38:11	03:18:48:18	Dave [GM]	you do have an entire scroll that is an almanac of all the sports memorabilia and all of the games that have been won in
03:18:39:07	03:18:50:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to hide that from Nordol
03:18:45:09	03:18:54:15	Brin [Basil]	I can hold it
03:18:50:11	03:18:56:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I’m like stuck that one deep into the pocket That’s fine You don’t know what it is
03:18:58:14	03:19:07:13	Dave [GM]	as As that happens, you see a eight -foot tall black
03:19:07:13	03:19:11:27	Dave [GM]	Perangon land right in front of him.
03:19:14:12	03:19:32:15	Brin [Basil]	drop right
03:19:21:14	03:19:27:22	Dave [GM]	and moves so fast that you guys don’t even have an opportunity to defend yourselves.
03:19:31:24	03:19:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, if I get a nat 20 can I put my head in my shell and trick him?
03:19:32:15	03:19:40:08	Brin [Basil]	now we all roll in that 20
03:19:35:15	03:19:38:27	Dave [GM]	Absolutely. If you get a nat 20, go for it.
03:19:39:25	03:19:40:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do a 180?
03:19:41:18	03:19:45:01	Dave [GM]	If you guys roll a nat 30 I will let you save against this
03:19:45:29	03:19:55:12	Brin [Basil]	can I use my bonus again I got
03:19:48:03	03:19:49:20	Steve [Nortle]	I think this is just one roll.
03:19:49:27	03:19:51:21	Dave [GM]	just one roll and it’s a nat 40.
03:19:55:12	03:20:01:15	Brin [Basil]	a three I got
03:19:56:05	03:19:57:04	Steve [Nortle]	I got 12.
03:19:57:27	03:19:58:15	Dave [GM]	I got to rock.
03:19:58:12	03:19:59:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
03:20:01:15	03:20:11:29	Brin [Basil]	a die. I’m
03:20:02:25	03:20:08:13	Dave [GM]	Okay so 27 and a 23 on the hit die
03:20:08:01	03:20:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Doesn’t hit.
03:20:13:09	03:20:15:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Armor class is way too high
03:20:17:05	03:20:18:11	Dave [GM]	of damage for the first roll
03:20:20:26	03:20:23:07	Dave [GM]	8 points of damage for the second That’s 20.
03:20:26:13	03:20:30:03	Dave [GM]	Another 10 points of damage, so that’s 30.
03:20:32:14	03:20:33:08	Dave [GM]	36.
03:20:34:19	03:20:42:23	Brin [Basil]	this bastard.
03:20:38:00	03:20:41:27	Dave [GM]	39 points of Damage on the first strike. Is there anyone still left?
03:20:42:23	03:20:50:07	Brin [Basil]	Go
03:20:44:19	03:20:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	have 27 total so…
03:20:48:22	03:20:49:04	Dave [GM]	Okay.
03:20:50:07	03:22:27:12	Brin [Basil]	brush your teeth! And
03:20:54:10	03:21:03:11	Dave [GM]	you feel that flashbang go off in you again. Pop! And get sucked into this weird vortex
03:21:03:11	03:21:07:29	Dave [GM]	and you hear a voice from Gray.
03:21:11:23	03:21:14:22	Dave [GM]	I’ve got to get that this one. Oh, yes!
03:21:17:29	03:21:18:27	Dave [GM]	So you see?
03:21:20:21	03:21:23:03	Dave [GM]	You have some time but you don’t have much time.
03:21:24:06	03:21:26:14	Dave [GM]	Things are going to go very bad.
03:21:27:16	03:21:31:18	Dave [GM]	Please use this information to the best you can.
03:21:33:04	03:21:33:28	Dave [GM]	Come find me.
03:21:38:05	03:21:39:07	Steve [Nortle]	What are you wearing?
03:21:40:07	03:21:40:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha ha!
03:21:41:07	03:21:50:19	Dave [GM]	Well, yes. i’m wearing a robe a wizard hat um and i
03:21:42:14	03:21:42:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha!
03:21:42:17	03:21:43:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:45:22	03:21:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	I like those
03:21:50:19	03:21:58:24	Dave [GM]	live at get sucked out and just as that happens
03:21:52:14	03:21:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:21:59:13	03:22:06:09	Dave [GM]	boom you guys open your eyes and you are at the entrance of fairgrounds yeah
03:22:08:00	03:22:16:04	Dave [GM]	and um eros has already downed whatever he was going to drink that day he looks back at you guys and is just like
03:22:13:04	03:22:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:22:16:28	03:22:20:17	Dave [GM]	hey guys uh what in the sam hell just happened
03:22:23:27	03:22:26:01	Steve [Nortle]	I’m better at questions than answers
03:22:27:12	03:22:28:23	Brin [Basil]	I just…I just hunched over.
03:22:31:19	03:22:33:09	Steve [Nortle]	I licked my sister
03:22:37:24	03:22:49:15	Brin [Basil]	don’t tell him oh my gosh and I reach in
03:22:41:08	03:22:42:03	Dave [GM]	about this before
03:22:43:29	03:22:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	hey you’re white again
03:22:45:11	03:22:51:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no i did not thankfully
03:22:49:15	03:22:53:00	Brin [Basil]	my bag and there’s one cracker left.
03:22:53:00	03:23:02:09	Brin [Basil]	It really does help, all
03:23:02:09	03:23:11:15	Brin [Basil]	arrows… Bravo!
03:23:12:06	03:23:17:16	Brin [Basil]	Do you have the same? No, awesome.
03:23:12:28	03:23:23:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez yeah no that was good gosh that was well
03:23:13:27	03:23:16:03	Dave [GM]	I’m sorry I probably went over by about half of the butt
03:23:16:22	03:23:17:29	Steve [Nortle]	no work tomorrow
03:23:17:16	03:23:26:06	Brin [Basil]	The whole time we could just crack that back.
03:23:27:23	03:23:31:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty sure that was our only chance back but

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