Battle of the Bands

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3571 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:06	00:00:07:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. Whoa. It’s
00:00:06:12	00:00:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:00:07:29	00:00:16:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	five minutes, not even five minutes like five seconds of euphoria and then is
00:00:10:10	00:00:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s a metaphor for life.
00:00:10:23	00:00:23:03	Chris [GM]	We are officially rolling just so everyone’s aware Good evening
00:00:14:22	00:00:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:00:15:01	00:00:16:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:00:23:28	00:00:28:17	Brin [Basil]	So that what happens if I look at the camera?
00:00:28:26	00:00:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	will be times when I look at the camera and probably because of something Dave says… Yeah!
00:00:34:28	00:00:45:15	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, I was going of doom
00:00:35:29	00:00:43:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do your gym face. Not
00:00:50:17	00:00:51:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doom song.
00:00:52:07	00:00:55:01	Chris [GM]	So you’ve seen Invader Zinn.
00:00:54:24	00:00:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah he just mentioned it and i was like wow i should have known
00:00:57:22	00:01:00:09	Steve [Nortle]	yeah I love it
00:01:01:11	00:01:01:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
00:01:01:26	00:01:04:01	Chris [GM]	The moose! No!
00:01:04:26	00:01:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s the it’s that it’s dramatic like changes in volume like just yell
00:01:07:15	00:01:16:29	Steve [Nortle]	glove holes you’ll open your eyes dib you have to breathe sometime
00:01:16:29	00:01:20:26	Steve [Nortle]	no wait why do I need my eyes to breathe
00:01:17:21	00:01:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	these lenses
00:01:21:20	00:01:23:07	Brin [Basil]	It’s actually not bad on my lap.
00:01:25:19	00:01:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are all scratchy scratches his eyeballs the whole
00:01:29:07	00:01:31:08	Steve [Nortle]	their sun against them
00:01:32:13	00:01:35:00	Steve [Nortle]	what about the bus
00:01:35:25	00:01:42:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the first episode was like the best and they’re like welcome to Impending Doom 2
00:01:47:22	00:01:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	He’s not stupid. He’s advanced!
00:01:57:03	00:02:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	That was me ripping off of you and doing a Gert quote at the same time.
00:02:02:24	00:02:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	good yeah we’ll try and keep up
00:02:06:05	00:02:08:09	Dave [Xeros]	I can. Are you sure? Okay.
00:02:06:06	00:02:07:29	Brin [Basil]	this is great. Yeah!
00:02:09:23	00:02:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wouldn’t be a surprise
00:02:10:09	00:02:21:06	Steve [Nortle]	No, they wouldn’t be. They wouldn’t have been asked.
00:02:12:24	00:02:13:25	Chris [GM]	dang it I lost
00:02:14:25	00:02:16:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re your only friends
00:02:15:01	00:02:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	I had… Oh shit, I lost it.
00:02:20:21	00:02:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, you’re going to want to flip that in your system preferences thingy stuff.
00:02:31:24	00:02:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	Look, I only know how to flip things in Windows now.
00:02:38:21	00:02:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	Ugh!
00:02:47:17	00:02:59:09	Chris [GM]	that’s easy for me to see but you guys unfortunately not as easy but I’m going to do a little trip we’re just gonna flip that sideways
00:02:52:25	00:02:53:16	Dave [Xeros]	On here?
00:03:00:26	00:03:01:24	Chris [GM]	hopefully yeah
00:03:04:25	00:03:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	Are those the trading cards we’re collecting?
00:03:05:09	00:03:08:18	Chris [GM]	oh yes absolutely
00:03:07:29	00:03:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent. Okay.
00:03:09:28	00:03:11:29	Chris [GM]	All right, cool. That works pretty good.
00:03:11:16	00:03:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a Patreon exclusive?
00:03:12:15	00:03:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, are there shiny versions of those as well?
00:03:14:11	00:03:15:29	Steve [Nortle]	Access to the…
00:03:16:04	00:03:18:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything. Is it Patreon excuse me?
00:03:19:15	00:03:21:18	Dave [Xeros]	Being able to see them out is a Patreon exclusive.
00:03:21:15	00:03:25:27	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, I meant the trading cards, you’d think they’re like we’ll send you to fives.
00:03:23:05	00:03:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
00:03:25:17	00:03:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Well no, they’ll get Sexy Fran if they buy the trading parts.
00:03:29:11	00:03:31:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa Yeah
00:03:31:17	00:03:34:04	Steve [Nortle]	The top tier patrons
00:03:35:12	00:03:37:10	Steve [Nortle]	and you’ll get spicy fries!
00:03:36:14	00:03:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	And get, based on…
00:03:39:03	00:03:41:14	Chris [GM]	versions of all our characters.
00:03:40:29	00:03:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:03:43:23	00:03:45:00	Dave [Xeros]	They’re so easy to make.
00:03:47:18	00:03:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle will let you into his shell
00:03:47:25	00:03:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	I stay up till 5 o’clock in the morning.
00:03:48:29	00:03:51:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is what AI was for
00:03:52:07	00:03:56:06	Steve [Nortle]	at the foul clot night is the exact same as Foul Clot of the day
00:03:55:29	00:04:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mine’s the only one that doesn’t change on there i don’t
00:03:57:18	00:03:58:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:03:57:27	00:03:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:03:59:28	00:04:02:17	Brin [Basil]	no bullcrap he takes off his pants and it’s just more feathers
00:04:03:13	00:04:05:14	Steve [Nortle]	Can’t take some arrows in pain
00:04:04:16	00:04:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think my pants ever come off i just put on other pants over top
00:04:09:19	00:04:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a never new He’s a never-newdown.
00:04:15:05	00:04:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	Dozens!
00:04:16:14	00:04:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	dozens oh my gosh
00:04:17:16	00:04:24:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can you please have on cut-offs at some point? Just like, and I take my pants off to reveal cut-offs.
00:04:23:29	00:04:25:01	Steve [Nortle]	This is the Cubs.
00:04:25:12	00:04:27:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah if you have cargo pants i feel like it’s only
00:04:27:19	00:04:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s only natural, right?
00:04:28:02	00:04:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s only fair,
00:04:30:04	00:04:31:07	Steve [Nortle]	only natural
00:04:31:29	00:04:41:24	Brin [Basil]	hey chris can you hand me a coaster for dave thank you i’m sorry i don’t want to No, it’s not mine. Oh I thought it was good. Thanks!
00:04:35:25	00:04:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is this yours no this isn’t mine
00:04:44:15	00:04:46:21	Steve [Nortle]	consummate professionals here. Consummate!
00:04:47:12	00:04:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	I said consummate bees! Consummate!
00:04:49:26	00:04:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	God with no majesty if they punched him in the face. That happened to me once.
00:04:55:13	00:04:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	I think my favorite
00:04:55:28	00:04:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	Trogda!
00:04:56:27	00:04:57:23	Chris [GM]	Is that Simpsons?
00:04:57:16	00:05:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	was Coach Z from Homestar Running. One of my favorite lines from Coach Z. He’s got a basketball and he’s like what’s this thing? A bouncy thing?
00:05:11:07	00:05:20:18	Steve [Nortle]	And then King of Town inhales an entire pile Of salt and it starts hiccuping Strong Bad’s like You got the hiccups? He’s like, those were heart attacks
00:05:20:03	00:05:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think yours is the only one that is on
00:05:23:16	00:05:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	because it was updating
00:05:23:22	00:05:31:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that home star runner and potter pals those were like my first recollections of the internet that was
00:05:30:29	00:05:36:08	Dave [Xeros]	Homestar Runner? Dude, that was college for me when I was working.
00:05:34:26	00:05:35:14	Steve [Nortle]	Snape
00:05:38:10	00:05:43:05	Steve [Nortle]	Dumbledore Harry Potter
00:05:38:15	00:05:39:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
00:05:39:03	00:05:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	Dumbledore!
00:05:43:21	00:05:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	Harry Potter.
00:05:43:23	00:05:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry shouldn’t have brought it up
00:05:44:09	00:05:48:20	Chris [GM]	Okay, this is what I’m going to do. I’m gonna pull that up if we need it. I’m Gonna pull it down if we don’t.
00:05:48:20	00:05:56:20	Chris [GM]	that’s what i’m doing okay clarification for clarification my
00:05:49:11	00:05:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	He’s talking about the… Okay, I’m just… Clarification. Okay, he is talking about the screen. He’s not talking
00:05:52:04	00:06:04:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have video yeah you’re going to pull them down if don’t need it
00:05:53:15	00:05:55:13	Brin [Basil]	Narrator narrator i like it
00:06:04:04	00:06:13:15	Brin [Basil]	I surprisingly didn’t hear anything 30 minutes so that’s a first for me you guys are making me a better person.
00:06:06:27	00:06:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
00:06:08:27	00:06:15:28	Chris [GM]	works that works okay all right everyone welcome it is now 10 15
00:06:09:12	00:06:10:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s called character growth
00:06:13:17	00:06:14:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	welcome
00:06:15:28	00:06:23:06	Chris [GM]	four five five minutes oh
00:06:17:04	00:06:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Wait How long have we been recording
00:06:19:11	00:06:27:27	Dave [Xeros]	uh not very long six six minutes right there yeah is this is this how it’s gonna be we’re just gonna be playing
00:06:24:08	00:06:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	Am I in the right spot?
00:06:25:24	00:06:31:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think we have to get it out of our system now
00:06:30:07	00:06:39:13	Chris [GM]	to it when dave and i did dnd with our son with my son his daughters and the neighbor kid of his it was because in the microphones
00:06:32:09	00:06:33:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take one
00:06:33:16	00:06:35:21	Brin [Basil]	Take one?!
00:06:38:05	00:06:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	the microphones it was bad
00:06:39:13	00:06:45:23	Chris [GM]	it was a new experience for them and the whole time yes it was just them making noises so they
00:06:47:07	00:06:49:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah there was no dnd played at all
00:06:50:19	00:06:52:20	Steve [Nortle]	They’re like kids on testimony.
00:06:52:23	00:06:53:23	Chris [GM]	was actually the last time
00:06:56:02	00:06:58:05	Steve [Nortle]	I want to bear my testimony.
00:06:58:17	00:06:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:06:59:22	00:07:00:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
00:07:00:28	00:07:03:02	Steve [Nortle]	What? No!
00:07:03:29	00:07:11:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I feel like we kind of like barely play dnd I’m pretty sure we’re all just here for the jokes occasionally we roll dice but usually
00:07:04:15	00:07:05:28	Steve [Nortle]	I love my dad.
00:07:08:21	00:07:10:01	Chris [GM]	are it’s hundred percent
00:07:11:26	00:07:13:11	Steve [Nortle]	Was that a good joke?
00:07:12:23	00:07:14:27	Brin [Basil]	Occasionally What?
00:07:15:02	00:07:17:24	Steve [Nortle]	Nat one. Not even joking, that was a nat one.
00:07:17:23	00:07:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	were that you are going to have a really bad night uh we were discussing what life would be like if if you could just roll dice and find out
00:07:20:22	00:07:21:16	Steve [Nortle]	I am.
00:07:20:25	00:07:22:18	Chris [GM]	oh it’s your straw that’s what
00:07:23:05	00:07:23:22	Steve [Nortle]	Oh.
00:07:27:16	00:07:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	if you’re going to perform well that day so it’s like hey got a really got a big ad campaign
00:07:31:03	00:07:32:06	Chris [GM]	a YouTube channel that did
00:07:34:23	00:07:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	and i’m pitching today for client and not one oh this is real good stuff at least it’s like you have like the foreknowledge you’re like okay this is just really yeah really
00:07:42:11	00:07:43:10	Chris [GM]	leave that there Steve it’s fine
00:07:42:25	00:07:43:07	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
00:07:43:17	00:07:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t have expectations that are going to be disappointed. That’s the advantage to it.
00:07:49:24	00:07:51:02	Chris [GM]	this is all a test today
00:07:51:18	00:08:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	it is but pull it you pull it this way you’re just you’re you’re in christian’s shop your the orthank yeah you see it well it’s if he’s gonna be
00:07:55:05	00:07:55:16	Steve [Nortle]	This or?
00:07:57:23	00:07:59:29	Chris [GM]	fine he’s not gonna have it anywhere that it won’t
00:07:59:13	00:08:00:15	Steve [Nortle]	Of this?
00:08:03:16	00:08:13:05	Dave [Xeros]	dropping dice on the top of your thing i can move mine it is it’s gorgeous uh yes see this these
00:08:05:06	00:08:09:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we need another little
00:08:06:28	00:08:08:09	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just so beautiful.
00:08:10:18	00:08:11:18	Chris [GM]	let me put this down on
00:08:13:05	00:08:21:09	Dave [Xeros]	just the feedback i need yeah just like a secondary table that we need yeah well i also mounted if
00:08:14:00	00:08:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	snack table
00:08:17:12	00:08:19:04	Chris [GM]	the new arms oh my gosh
00:08:18:10	00:08:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	Some hors d’oeuvres, at least three different cheeses.
00:08:20:13	00:08:26:02	Brin [Basil]	I see it
00:08:21:09	00:08:28:10	Dave [Xeros]	you looked underneath new metal like bracing as well so we could actually attach like cup holders
00:08:29:15	00:08:29:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	why I’m out.
00:08:30:20	00:08:35:16	Steve [Nortle]	I just… It’s the fact that this conversation is recorded.
00:08:32:15	00:08:35:07	Chris [GM]	beautiful okay let’s get going alright
00:08:36:28	00:08:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	everything else is going on so yeah back for
00:08:37:21	00:08:38:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:08:39:23	00:08:42:22	Chris [GM]	last we left off welcome back everyone
00:08:39:28	00:08:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Laugh and laugh.
00:08:43:11	00:08:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	the first video you’re just looking at us your camera’s straight between them but yeah
00:08:47:09	00:08:48:17	Chris [GM]	I’m supposed to look, where’s my camera
00:08:52:05	00:08:53:02	Steve [Nortle]	Hey baby!
00:08:53:14	00:09:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	but yeah just just what is it uh adventure brothers ignore me that’s that’s what’s supposed
00:08:54:03	00:08:55:02	Steve [Nortle]	There it is.
00:08:54:12	00:08:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:56:09	00:08:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:08:57:07	00:08:57:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa!
00:08:58:22	00:09:10:05	Chris [GM]	ignore me I like it very cool just a quick recap it is Battle of the Bands
00:09:00:10	00:09:01:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:09:10:05	00:09:20:17	Chris [GM]	the day of the Battle of The Bands you guys spent the morning kind of exploring the fairgrounds just a little bit. You got in, you had wristbands, no problem.
00:09:21:10	00:09:26:15	Chris [GM]	You met Fran, the ticket booth attendee. She loved Eros
00:09:23:20	00:09:30:14	Dave [Xeros]	did she did that’s why she was sexy by the way and i don’t yeah
00:09:27:23	00:09:35:11	Brin [Basil]	He spent more time looking for her picture
00:09:30:14	00:09:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	understand why you just couldn’t have kept it that way yeah yeah it’s yeah yeah pretty much
00:09:31:14	00:09:33:00	Chris [GM]	so everything he sent me
00:09:34:23	00:09:36:04	Chris [GM]	of what he saw.
00:09:37:07	00:09:38:20	Chris [GM]	It’s kind of like Shallow Howl.
00:09:39:29	00:09:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:09:40:04	00:09:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	like when the Paltrow
00:09:40:29	00:09:45:18	Brin [Basil]	I forgot, I forgot that was in the movie.
00:09:43:27	00:09:47:22	Chris [GM]	Right. That’s a great movie. It is a great move.
00:09:47:00	00:09:49:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah it’s trash!
00:09:49:16	00:09:51:04	Chris [GM]	What are you talking about? I like it.
00:09:51:25	00:09:55:23	Dave [Xeros]	going to crazy sidetrack The Patriarchy
00:09:53:22	00:10:02:29	Chris [GM]	All right, so then you explored the main tent which discovered was thousands of bags
00:10:02:29	00:10:11:21	Chris [GM]	of holding sewn together to create a ginormous tent of holding where there’s two main stages
00:10:06:26	00:10:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	Tentive Holding
00:10:11:21	00:10:22:11	Chris [GM]	on the inside and they face each other so the fans can face off against each other during the final finale for battle. And then you went and checked out Food Tensor, Floating Disc
00:10:22:11	00:10:32:11	Chris [GM]	Trucks. Got that on my first try and bought a massive soup golem. Soup Elemental
00:10:29:08	00:10:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right
00:10:31:28	00:10:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah cursed soup yep
00:10:33:18	00:10:38:24	Chris [GM]	First Soup That’s right. Yeah it was spicy
00:10:34:01	00:10:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	It was pho
00:10:34:29	00:10:36:17	Brin [Basil]	Wasn’t it like it was Indian?
00:10:38:10	00:10:39:15	Brin [Basil]	It was fun!
00:10:40:02	00:10:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	Everything is spicy if it’s not lettuce you can
00:10:41:10	00:10:43:02	Brin [Basil]	I knew there was something
00:10:43:02	00:11:07:16	Brin [Basil]	in the back of my head that he did. Yeah,
00:10:44:26	00:10:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	I actually got a spicy version of the pho monster So I’ll get that over to Chris as soon as possible.
00:10:49:24	00:10:52:27	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah nice well I’m not counting it as a character but that’s alright
00:10:53:01	00:10:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	No, it just needs to be spicy.
00:10:54:19	00:10:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	see its leaks.
00:10:59:17	00:11:05:14	Chris [GM]	And then, right after doing such a great job you guys met Wolfgang who is
00:11:05:21	00:11:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	pretty sexy as well?
00:11:07:16	00:11:14:01	Brin [Basil]	I was surprised by Altirius as well like oh dang
00:11:09:25	00:11:10:19	Dave [Xeros]	He’s down there.
00:11:10:29	00:11:11:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s on the bottom
00:11:13:18	00:11:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, Alterious yeah That dude
00:11:14:01	00:11:28:15	Brin [Basil]	I don’t mind those yes! That’s
00:11:18:10	00:11:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	I actually just found a Pinterest thing of some 60-year-old like dude that has like total hipster
00:11:20:25	00:11:21:23	Chris [GM]	you not see Altarius?
00:11:22:17	00:11:24:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re on like the other side
00:11:25:24	00:11:28:01	Steve [Nortle]	There’s just, like, a glare on them that’s fine.
00:11:28:15	00:11:36:27	Brin [Basil]	exactly it! It’s true yeah
00:11:30:21	00:11:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	part. It was so good. I think I’ve figured it out, though. I can actually get consistent looking characters
00:11:33:15	00:11:34:17	Chris [GM]	man
00:11:41:29	00:11:42:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	kind of
00:11:42:14	00:11:43:18	Chris [GM]	well
00:11:45:13	00:11:49:27	Chris [GM]	learning curve here there we go whoa There we go
00:11:48:00	00:11:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a lot of tech here.
00:11:50:05	00:11:51:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wasting all the film
00:11:51:27	00:11:53:04	Chris [GM]	yeah there’s Altarius yep
00:11:52:24	00:11:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s how things work these days.
00:11:54:29	00:11:55:11	Chris [GM]	so
00:11:55:04	00:11:59:26	Brin [Basil]	my gosh I just love like the how he’s standing everything
00:12:00:04	00:12:01:08	Chris [GM]	very dramatic
00:12:02:13	00:12:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	That is actually… Okay, so in Mid Journey now you can take photos and match poses. That is a Joe Bluth pose.
00:12:10:15	00:12:21:29	Chris [GM]	ha ha yes illusions michael cool all right so wolfgang and he is asking you guys to help him
00:12:11:19	00:12:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	Just FYI.
00:12:12:27	00:12:15:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Of course. Of course, of course.
00:12:21:29	00:12:27:18	Chris [GM]	figure out what’s going on why do things keep going wrong here at the battle of events it’s
00:12:27:18	00:12:36:00	Chris [GM]	now 2 p.m and uh let’s see where i’m gonna leave it up to you guys we’ve already visited at the main stage. We’ve been to
00:12:37:01	00:12:40:09	Chris [GM]	the food tensor for disc trucks. Where would you like to go?
00:12:40:17	00:12:43:11	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, so the last thing I have in my notes is
00:12:46:26	00:12:50:04	Steve [Nortle]	I tried to impress Wolfgang with good word poetry
00:12:50:16	00:12:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That didn’t go over well, did it?
00:12:52:19	00:12:57:22	Steve [Nortle]	but Basil puts a dome over us
00:12:54:18	00:12:54:28	Chris [GM]	at all.
00:12:57:29	00:13:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s right. Because we were like yelling at each other.
00:13:01:27	00:13:05:11	Dave [Xeros]	Well I had cast the lying liar at some point too didn’t I?
00:13:06:11	00:13:15:04	Steve [Nortle]	Wolfgang wants us to investigate the sabotage find out who it is and we’ll get to perform as part of the final that was like part of their reward right was that we got to perform
00:13:14:29	00:13:17:19	Chris [GM]	It was a possibility he was willing to entertain
00:13:16:15	00:13:22:16	Steve [Nortle]	possibility And we decided that Basil would be on percussion, Nortle.
00:13:23:14	00:13:33:10	Steve [Nortle]	And Fowlclaw will do violins and Eros will sing in some hallelujah!
00:13:26:16	00:13:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yes And we were always going to add in some spoken word as well Yep
00:13:34:06	00:13:36:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well that’ll come from the crowd they’ll feel it
00:13:36:08	00:13:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	Well that’s the thing is
00:13:37:12	00:13:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	Can I get an amen?
00:13:38:26	00:13:40:07	Dave [Xeros]	they’ll probably get that from
00:13:39:07	00:13:40:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You see this tent?
00:13:41:08	00:13:42:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:42:22	00:13:43:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Know what this is for
00:13:45:09	00:13:47:06	Dave [Xeros]	They’ll get a couple amens from
00:13:48:18	00:13:53:04	Dave [Xeros]	our other guy that converted over to Christian rock music.
00:13:53:12	00:13:54:14	Chris [GM]	Jimmy Centrix
00:13:54:15	00:13:55:22	Steve [Nortle]	Jimmy Eccentrics, yeah.
00:13:55:16	00:14:02:12	Chris [GM]	Yep, you met Jimmy Eccentrix Speaking of which Basil, would you please roll a D8 for me
00:13:57:03	00:13:58:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m upset about this.
00:13:58:24	00:13:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	He’s still hot.
00:14:02:21	00:14:04:29	Brin [Basil]	Sure, if I can find it in here.
00:14:08:23	00:14:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	That was a D10.
00:14:10:11	00:14:13:09	Brin [Basil]	It was? No, it’s not. What? Yes there, sorry.
00:14:16:22	00:14:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	I said it once.
00:14:18:05	00:14:20:16	Brin [Basil]	Did you see it? I got a six.
00:14:19:03	00:14:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-uh.
00:14:20:19	00:14:25:25	Chris [GM]	A six. Okay, give me one second to look up what a six is.
00:14:23:01	00:14:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think the number would have mattered.
00:14:27:10	00:14:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	matters
00:14:29:11	00:14:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m getting a mid-morning hangover. Can someone roll?
00:14:34:17	00:14:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	This is… I need a D4.
00:14:37:04	00:14:38:16	Chris [GM]	Whoa, whoa, whoa. We’re still in the afternoon.
00:14:39:02	00:14:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	I know.
00:14:39:19	00:14:41:25	Chris [GM]	It’s still the same day. You don’t need to roll again.
00:14:40:06	00:14:40:24	Brin [Basil]	It’s mint.
00:14:41:18	00:14:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, it’s an… I’m going to burn, I’m gonna get all six of my spell slots back from the last time and then I’m gonna have to have a drink.
00:14:49:02	00:14:50:11	Chris [GM]	Wait, how does that work?
00:14:50:18	00:14:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	Because for my last time that’s what my thing was
00:14:54:04	00:14:57:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, his liquor gave him the spell
00:14:55:16	00:14:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	My liquor was to spell slots back
00:14:58:02	00:15:00:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I remember now. Thanks for the reminder. Okay, all right.
00:15:00:26	00:15:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m burning that to get my spell slots back And then I need to drink something to replace that need a D4 and then a D8
00:15:06:29	00:15:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	one alcohol for another.
00:15:07:10	00:15:07:22	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:15:11:17	00:15:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll do the D8
00:15:12:15	00:15:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	four
00:15:14:23	00:15:15:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a two
00:15:15:23	00:15:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a 1
00:15:16:02	00:15:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	A 2
00:15:17:14	00:15:18:01	Dave [Xeros]	A 1 Okay
00:15:18:11	00:15:21:03	Chris [GM]	What is the selection today?
00:15:21:08	00:15:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	um so there are now four vintages of this from different ages so it’s like it’d be like i got like a 1969 vintage and then the 1952 or whatever right
00:15:32:17	00:15:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	so the two is like figuring out the vintage and then another one figuring out what is happening there
00:15:43:06	00:15:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	Patreon exclusive you can have the gummy bear
00:15:46:00	00:15:57:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re on cameras they probably they probably laid there on the floor
00:15:49:18	00:15:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	steve’s gone steve left he’s back
00:15:52:04	00:16:00:05	Brin [Basil]	please eat it oh my he’s
00:15:57:07	00:16:09:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you probably don’t want to eat that one
00:15:58:27	00:16:03:17	Steve [Nortle]	I accidentally threw it
00:16:00:05	00:16:07:14	Brin [Basil]	left foot did you find there you go
00:16:01:02	00:16:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	that or did you
00:16:03:24	00:16:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	okay that’s fine no as long as i was trying to figure out if you found a gummy bear it is the dwarven whiskey exclusive
00:16:08:02	00:16:09:18	Chris [GM]	So what is D1?
00:16:14:05	00:16:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think you’ve had that.
00:16:15:02	00:16:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	um no this is this from an earlier vintage so uh you can burn all available spell slots
00:16:23:16	00:16:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	and cast one version of power word it’s like power word heal power word kill power word
00:16:28:25	00:16:29:11	Chris [GM]	power work?
00:16:34:29	00:16:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	so i have to burn all of my spell slots to you it’s
00:16:39:12	00:16:42:11	Chris [GM]	And I’m assuming it’s a really powerful spell.
00:16:42:09	00:16:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	a like a six level spell yeah the superstar
00:16:43:12	00:16:44:24	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. Got it.
00:16:45:24	00:16:51:01	Brin [Basil]	you know
00:16:46:19	00:16:50:24	Chris [GM]	Okay, you got that in your arsenal, I suppose. Cool!
00:16:50:09	00:16:51:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now we understand
00:16:51:28	00:16:52:13	Chris [GM]	Alright.
00:16:53:00	00:16:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	of pop culture knowledge you need to have to understand this game the way we play it…
00:16:56:26	00:17:08:23	Chris [GM]	So Basil, I had you roll a d8 and you came up with a 6. Let me tell you what you hear. Thankfully, you guys are actually kind of close. Just over to the right of the food tensorflow district
00:17:00:01	00:17:00:22	Brin [Basil]	yes
00:17:08:23	00:17:19:03	Chris [GM]	you notice a little shack where the roof of the shack is shaped by a hot dog. A giant glizzy adorning the top of this boot shack.
00:17:20:28	00:17:21:29	Chris [GM]	You never heard Glizzy?
00:17:23:17	00:17:24:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a young people thing
00:17:26:00	00:17:27:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hot dogs they call them whizzy
00:17:27:22	00:17:32:05	Chris [GM]	Do you want to make my 12-year-old laugh just say the word Glizzy ?
00:17:30:25	00:17:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	glizzy okay awesome skibbity toilet riz i know that no i don’t know glizzy
00:17:32:10	00:17:33:04	Steve [Nortle]	Skibbity Toilet!
00:17:33:11	00:17:39:23	Brin [Basil]	yeah that’s my son I’ve never heard of do it
00:17:33:15	00:17:34:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that too.
00:17:35:28	00:17:41:15	Chris [GM]	Gosh, you know that but you don’t know Glizzy? Oh wow, yeah. Glizzy’s just another word for a hotdog.
00:17:41:00	00:17:45:14	Brin [Basil]	dang, I considered myself young and that ship is gone
00:17:44:20	00:17:50:11	Chris [GM]	That is gone. Sorry to hear it. Anyways, Anyways, you hear a loud commotion.
00:17:48:04	00:17:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	Wow, just take the L.
00:17:50:22	00:17:59:11	Chris [GM]	A fight has broken out after the winner of a hot dog eating contest is found to have extra winners in his pocket.
00:18:01:07	00:18:05:16	Steve [Nortle]	There’s no way that we’ll use that in any other manner than what is intended.
00:18:05:12	00:18:07:18	Brin [Basil]	Can I just recover for just a second?
00:18:06:10	00:18:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	um can we call him richard so he can just have a like a pocket full of dicks
00:18:12:01	00:18:12:27	Steve [Nortle]	Dicks wieners?
00:18:13:08	00:18:14:16	Chris [GM]	I prefer Glizzy.
00:18:14:20	00:18:15:07	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:18:16:16	00:18:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	You know what? That sounds worse, somehow.
00:18:18:29	00:18:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it does.
00:18:19:16	00:18:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:18:21:24	00:18:26:17	Brin [Basil]	Wait, isn’t like glizzy rizzy? Isn’t that like a… Isn’t Rizz one of those?
00:18:26:21	00:18:27:08	Chris [GM]	got the riz.
00:18:28:16	00:18:29:02	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:18:29:18	00:18:31:02	Brin [Basil]	Rizin with the glizzy.
00:18:31:07	00:18:35:21	Chris [GM]	Anyways, Basil what do you want to do about this? You hear the commotion and you see the fight breaking out
00:18:35:16	00:18:38:15	Brin [Basil]	Is it because I have the biggest ears? Yeah.
00:18:38:17	00:18:39:28	Chris [GM]	You can definitely hear it. That’s for sure.
00:18:40:22	00:18:46:05	Brin [Basil]	So yeah, my ears are twitching. I think we should go check this out because I smell wieners.
00:18:46:18	00:18:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, so do I.
00:18:48:24	00:18:55:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i’ve never had a i’ve never had a carnival hot dog
00:18:51:23	00:18:53:07	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go riz this glizz.
00:18:53:07	00:19:04:06	Brin [Basil]	Oh, my God.
00:18:54:22	00:18:56:09	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go Riz this Glizzy.
00:18:58:05	00:19:01:20	Chris [GM]	over to the hot dog eating contest show.
00:18:59:03	00:19:03:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is is la donna over there
00:19:04:17	00:19:07:12	Dave [Xeros]	She’s actually the only one that’s eating hot dogs over there.
00:19:07:29	00:19:10:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she probably doesn’t i don’t think she likes
00:19:08:23	00:19:11:05	Chris [GM]	Give me a perception roll actually.
00:19:12:04	00:19:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes
00:19:13:23	00:19:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where is
00:19:14:10	00:19:18:01	Steve [Nortle]	I like how Fowlclaw has decided what she does and doesn’t do or
00:19:17:22	00:19:19:20	Dave [Xeros]	Well he knows her well enough.
00:19:18:26	00:19:26:08	Brin [Basil]	Let me add.
00:19:19:29	00:19:22:27	Chris [GM]	It’s a two? Yeah, you definitely don’t see LaDonna anywhere.
00:19:20:01	00:19:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a two wait wait, wait. Hold on. Let me add one to three.
00:19:22:02	00:19:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:19:25:05	00:19:25:19	Chris [GM]	Sure.
00:19:26:21	00:19:28:25	Chris [GM]	Also not going to see her at all.
00:19:27:25	00:19:28:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:19:31:17	00:19:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay well I’m that’s… I’m going to find her.
00:19:35:03	00:19:36:14	Chris [GM]	you will find her
00:19:37:15	00:19:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	faith.
00:19:39:01	00:19:40:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
00:19:39:26	00:19:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Faith is a verb by the way.
00:19:40:16	00:19:47:11	Chris [GM]	anyways show up brawl starting out honestly some of the patrons they’re really not that
00:19:48:22	00:19:54:19	Chris [GM]	interested in the brawl most of them are lining up to get into the next hot dog eating contest
00:19:55:01	00:19:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	Question. Are the hot dogs raw or are they cooked?
00:19:59:14	00:20:00:25	Chris [GM]	they’re definitely cooked
00:20:00:13	00:20:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	They’re cooked. So, the cooked glizzies. Okay. All right.
00:20:03:13	00:20:10:09	Chris [GM]	glizzies yep this is well actually when they do the hot dog eating contest are they raw
00:20:08:22	00:20:11:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Usually they think they’re raw
00:20:10:13	00:20:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they usually just swallow them down their gullet. It’s okay.
00:20:14:10	00:20:16:03	Brin [Basil]	Wait, wait, are you serious?
00:20:16:04	00:20:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, when they do it, they put two and then they put it in some bread and then you just open up your throat and you’re just kind of like… It’s almost like you’re inhaling it. You don’t really chew a whole lot.
00:20:26:01	00:20:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it’s not eating like a pig because pigs tend to chew it’s more like eating like a duck
00:20:27:22	00:20:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Nah.
00:20:30:20	00:20:31:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s yeah.
00:20:32:25	00:20:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
00:20:37:06	00:20:45:14	Chris [GM]	yeah there’s a fight yeah i was gonna say it but i totally totally refrain refrained from
00:20:37:25	00:20:43:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are we allowed to say raw dog then during this podcast? Is that
00:20:43:03	00:20:53:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know you won’t but I just it’s a raw
00:20:43:04	00:20:43:16	Brin [Basil]	Please?
00:20:51:06	00:20:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a raw dog contest
00:20:52:26	00:20:57:10	Brin [Basil]	Raw risen the glizzing.
00:21:00:19	00:21:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	so my wife’s never going to listen
00:21:05:14	00:21:09:13	Steve [Nortle]	I was thinking of saying these are really fun you should listen to them now i don’t think they’ll say that
00:21:09:23	00:21:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know. I tell everyone about it.
00:21:12:25	00:21:13:17	Chris [GM]	where is he
00:21:14:01	00:21:15:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can just put in your uh
00:21:14:09	00:21:16:19	Brin [Basil]	My husband would not expect anything less.
00:21:18:07	00:21:20:28	Brin [Basil]	He’s like, wow, good job. You didn’t say the F word.
00:21:21:12	00:21:22:21	Steve [Nortle]	Not that you know of.
00:21:22:22	00:21:24:14	Brin [Basil]	I said it when we weren’t quick.
00:21:25:25	00:21:32:06	Chris [GM]	this out Let’s go here. You guys, there’s a fight.
00:21:27:26	00:21:30:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it every day meet my quota
00:21:29:20	00:21:32:27	Dave [Xeros]	So there’s a fight. There’s a fighting. Can we just go in and chant fight?
00:21:32:22	00:21:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s another commotion
00:21:33:25	00:21:42:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, let’s I say we just eat a hot dog and watch. And just for once not participate.
00:21:35:29	00:21:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. And watch. Yep.
00:21:37:20	00:21:38:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:21:38:23	00:21:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	Eat a glizzy. Put a glizzy in your gullet.
00:21:42:29	00:21:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:21:44:11	00:21:51:25	Steve [Nortle]	Now, Nordal is already in the line and looking eagerly over people’s shoulders to see how close we are.
00:21:47:13	00:21:48:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t we
00:21:49:13	00:21:54:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we had crepes you gave us crepes just barely but a crepe is really like nothing
00:21:52:06	00:21:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	Let me see you. Banana crepes
00:21:55:04	00:21:59:16	Dave [Xeros]	Well he had the apple crepes You had the I think everyone else Had a banana crepe With Nutella
00:21:58:10	00:22:00:05	Chris [GM]	Oh gosh, this is bad.
00:22:00:03	00:22:01:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:22:01:07	00:22:02:29	Chris [GM]	I’m going to do that like 10 times.
00:22:05:12	00:22:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	Hot dog and Nutella?
00:22:07:10	00:22:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	I see some lettuce up there. It’s one of the accoutrements.
00:22:13:24	00:22:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	along with the raw hot dogs?
00:22:15:17	00:22:17:16	Steve [Nortle]	I know very little about that.
00:22:17:05	00:22:21:19	Brin [Basil]	this card so instead of a bun
00:22:20:04	00:22:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh.
00:22:22:22	00:22:24:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. That’s a wrap.
00:22:24:23	00:22:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. That’s a wrap.
00:22:26:11	00:22:30:17	Chris [GM]	I definitely need to figure out a better way because this has taken away too long and I apologize.
00:22:30:27	00:22:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	Are you – yep, that’s okay.
00:22:31:10	00:22:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we can keep talking about hot dogs
00:22:35:25	00:22:36:11	Chris [GM]	Alright so
00:22:38:08	00:22:45:12	Brin [Basil]	So how many extra things are
00:22:42:28	00:22:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hot dogs?
00:22:45:12	00:22:51:07	Brin [Basil]	in his pocket is this if this is walking yeah
00:22:47:12	00:22:50:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. So was he not eating them?
00:22:47:17	00:22:48:16	Chris [GM]	oh yeah
00:22:50:20	00:23:01:08	Chris [GM]	yeah so oh okay let me think about this all right so yeah you come upon it and what you see
00:22:51:17	00:23:08:25	Brin [Basil]	there’s just dog stand,
00:22:53:29	00:22:55:07	Steve [Nortle]	So much for the review.
00:23:01:08	00:23:09:27	Chris [GM]	is a sort of a dog pile happening in the middle of the stand a hot dog dog file yep
00:23:06:19	00:23:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	A hot dog pile?
00:23:08:25	00:23:26:27	Brin [Basil]	dog pile. All right! Eros
00:23:10:28	00:23:16:25	Chris [GM]	and there are about 20 hot dogs spilled out around these guys
00:23:16:25	00:23:23:01	Chris [GM]	and a few more just falling out of the guy’s pocket it’s bizarre how many he’s able to fit
00:23:23:01	00:23:29:02	Chris [GM]	in there probably something to do with a bag of holding pans of holding he knows all about this
00:23:25:10	00:23:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	Pants of Holden.
00:23:26:27	00:23:28:05	Brin [Basil]	you know all about this
00:23:28:05	00:23:54:18	Brin [Basil]	putting extra wieners in your pot oh yeah
00:23:29:02	00:23:36:07	Chris [GM]	and a man who’s trying to maintain crowd control this
00:23:36:07	00:23:45:11	Chris [GM]	is so hard yeah okay oh it’s locked
00:23:40:12	00:23:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what they said about the hot dog.
00:23:47:28	00:23:53:26	Chris [GM]	Let’s try this again. Yeah, there we go! All right!
00:23:51:12	00:23:53:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wow heck yeah
00:23:54:18	00:23:56:11	Brin [Basil]	that guy is definitely winning in something.
00:23:56:20	00:23:57:26	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts
00:24:01:06	00:24:01:24	Chris [GM]	who…
00:24:01:15	00:24:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	It’s amazing how much you bring on yourself, Chris. Just saying.
00:24:04:22	00:24:09:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, isn’t that… That’s like the guy’s actual name though that won it or something right? Yeah.
00:24:08:15	00:24:19:27	Chris [GM]	It is a good observation. Way to go Jesse. Anyways, yeah I watch it Joey Chestnut who is a very gluttonous elf
00:24:10:26	00:24:12:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:12:29	00:24:15:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I watch every… You know.
00:24:20:16	00:24:31:25	Chris [GM]	who enjoys some yep, he’s a fat elf and enjoys some hot dogs himself He is trying to maintain crowd control, not having the best luck at getting this under wraps.
00:24:20:20	00:24:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a fat elf?
00:24:22:26	00:24:23:19	Brin [Basil]	Bloodness.
00:24:24:28	00:24:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	Never trust a fat elf.
00:24:32:00	00:24:40:04	Chris [GM]	But he says fine no more competitions are happening until you guys… How does his sound? No more competitions aren’t happening. I need like a fat voice.
00:24:41:06	00:24:45:28	Steve [Nortle]	Say the word butter. Butter! Yeah there you go. That that’s the key word.
00:24:43:02	00:24:44:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m both there.
00:24:45:00	00:24:56:01	Chris [GM]	No more competition’s are happening guys until you guy’s maintaining control. I’m serious. Stop it. I need some help. You guys!
00:24:56:07	00:24:59:11	Chris [GM]	You with the ears come here. I need help. Can you help me maintain this crowd?
00:25:03:17	00:25:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	a hot dog in her throat.
00:25:04:04	00:25:05:28	Brin [Basil]	That’s why I’m eating one right now.
00:25:06:29	00:25:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like, What?
00:25:08:16	00:25:15:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m so sorry. I came here to watch because trust me, you don’t want me to punch them if that’s what’s going to happen.
00:25:14:22	00:25:21:15	Chris [GM]	We go punch him and compete with our hands and our mouths. This is where we eat.
00:25:20:12	00:25:23:05	Brin [Basil]	There’s no one to compete if they’re knocked out.
00:25:24:23	00:25:26:15	Brin [Basil]	Anyways, what do you need for me?
00:25:26:19	00:25:29:20	Chris [GM]	We just need this crowd clear. We can start our next competition.
00:25:30:29	00:25:32:17	Brin [Basil]	Should we clear this crowd?
00:25:32:20	00:25:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah,
00:25:34:14	00:25:46:07	Steve [Nortle]	Shis? Should we do maneuver D5? Okay, you grab hands. So I pull myself into my shell and fall backwards
00:25:39:29	00:25:43:04	Brin [Basil]	Yes. Remind me which one that is.
00:25:45:12	00:25:45:27	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
00:25:46:07	00:25:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	And you start spinning me like a hockey puck Just kick me towards the crowd
00:25:46:29	00:25:47:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah!
00:25:47:27	00:25:56:24	Brin [Basil]	I remember this one and you
00:25:55:26	00:25:56:11	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
00:25:56:24	00:26:10:26	Brin [Basil]	hear like the exact same sound that bowling pins yeah okay it’s
00:25:59:11	00:26:00:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
00:26:00:14	00:26:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	Strike!
00:26:01:16	00:26:09:14	Chris [GM]	I like this. Give me a role, an athletics role. and Basil, you give me a strength roll.
00:26:10:26	00:26:18:09	Brin [Basil]	a
00:26:11:10	00:26:13:14	Chris [GM]	The combined efforts see what we get.
00:26:13:14	00:26:14:09	Steve [Nortle]	19
00:26:14:21	00:26:22:05	Chris [GM]	Oh! Nordle is spinning quite well. He put the turtle wax on beforehand.
00:26:22:16	00:26:26:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah Sibling power
00:26:23:09	00:26:23:24	Chris [GM]	18!
00:26:24:10	00:26:24:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
00:26:28:15	00:26:38:24	Chris [GM]	you two have perfected this maneuver after years and years of practice. You begin spinning and as you already described
00:26:38:24	00:26:43:28	Chris [GM]	it knocks into this dog pile of four or five hot dog piles
00:26:41:23	00:26:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	Hot dog pile.
00:26:44:05	00:26:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:26:46:14	00:26:49:19	Chris [GM]	of dudes Rob Dock and the Glizzies. I said it, dang it.
00:26:49:11	00:26:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:26:51:16	00:27:02:22	Chris [GM]	Anyways And they go you smack into them and it makes a I love it Clears up the fight clears up the area
00:27:02:22	00:27:13:13	Chris [GM]	who wants to join us for our hot dog eating contest any takers and he begins taking people’s money
00:27:14:05	00:27:17:00	Chris [GM]	It costs five gold to join in on the hot dog eating contest.
00:27:16:00	00:27:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is it? Okay, is this a bet?
00:27:17:20	00:27:40:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh what does the what’s the winner get what is the whoa okay
00:27:18:29	00:27:20:00	Steve [Nortle]	like to do this.
00:27:22:26	00:27:26:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, newcomers. Welcome, welcome. Okay, so here’s the deal.
00:27:27:26	00:27:38:24	Chris [GM]	20 gold pieces to the winner of who can eat with most hot dogs. It costs 5 gold pieces get it. But you guys are new. I’ll make a reception. What’s on the house?
00:27:38:09	00:27:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	You know, I know… Oh, that’s great. I know a girl back in Magus who could probably just destroy this competition.
00:27:39:02	00:27:41:16	Chris [GM]	First round is on the House. You guys can get in on this.
00:27:40:25	00:27:42:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m kind of hungry anyway
00:27:45:23	00:27:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	And yeah, you probably wouldn’t come out.
00:27:46:15	00:27:47:22	Brin [Basil]	not me i’ll tell you that
00:27:48:29	00:27:50:24	Chris [GM]	suffer from Vegas. That place is sticky.
00:27:55:03	00:27:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll eat some hot dogs. I’m pretty good at that.
00:27:57:06	00:27:58:04	Chris [GM]	You guys all want in?
00:27:58:27	00:28:06:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean i’m here to learn i’m hear to be cultured a little bit more and this is what people do in the real world have hot dog contest so
00:28:04:16	00:28:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:28:10:12	00:28:11:24	Brin [Basil]	think this is up my alley.
00:28:11:21	00:28:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t want to eat a hot dog?
00:28:14:18	00:28:15:20	Dave [Xeros]	Are you full of crepes?
00:28:16:01	00:28:19:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah man that’s me-I would rather have a crepe eating contest!
00:28:19:10	00:28:19:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:28:21:00	00:28:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	small the crepe was like that’s big to her yeah
00:28:22:07	00:28:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true. There was a big crepe. Uh, you know there is on the side of the tent There’s just this little hole There that you can just go over there
00:28:31:16	00:28:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	Something will come Through the hole and meet that
00:28:35:02	00:28:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	It
00:28:35:05	00:28:36:18	Chris [GM]	Anyways, we’re moving on now.
00:28:37:03	00:28:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Some glory On that hole
00:28:39:29	00:28:50:11	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts looks at you guys and says, well here’s the cotch I have got a computer against these guys
00:28:50:11	00:28:59:19	Chris [GM]	and you take a look at this guy he is a very portly elf which is rare he is fat elf
00:28:56:17	00:29:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	You never trust A fat elk my friends That’s actually in The Book of Idiots I thought
00:29:01:07	00:29:03:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, no. I have a pamphlet on gluttony and it’s like
00:29:03:16	00:29:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:29:04:24	00:29:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, Joey’s on the front cover.
00:29:06:20	00:29:07:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jumping out of my pocket
00:29:12:07	00:29:21:04	Chris [GM]	Joey literally has about two hot dogs ready to go in his hands, just eager to join him on this. He’s tired of being the
00:29:22:20	00:29:29:19	Chris [GM]	one running the booth he wants to be part of the action. So the deal is you guys get in and can do it free if you go up against Joey Chestnut.
00:29:29:26	00:29:31:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are we competing together
00:29:30:05	00:29:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll do this. Fashel, are you sure you don’t want to join in?
00:29:35:22	00:29:40:16	Brin [Basil]	I literally yeah it’s my favorite.
00:29:35:24	00:29:37:07	Steve [Nortle]	You can always purge.
00:29:37:21	00:29:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right Yep
00:29:42:25	00:29:43:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
00:29:43:28	00:29:44:10	Chris [GM]	Flashbacks
00:29:44:08	00:29:45:03	Brin [Basil]	Ugh!
00:29:44:29	00:29:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, just remember the Shula.
00:29:46:09	00:29:50:16	Brin [Basil]	Alright so basically we’re just getting free lunch is what you were saying.
00:29:51:19	00:29:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	and you get to lick all of the hot dog juice off your fur when you’re done
00:29:52:19	00:30:01:15	Brin [Basil]	Free gross lunch. I really do hate hot dogs all right pure
00:30:00:21	00:30:04:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like every session we have to find some reason why she dry heaves.
00:30:01:15	00:30:31:10	Brin [Basil]	sibling and peer pressure yeah
00:30:05:20	00:30:15:21	Chris [GM]	So Joey calms the crowd and he’s like everyone listen here. The hot dog eating contest is one of the biggest attractions here at the Battle of Pants,
00:30:16:16	00:30:17:29	Dave [Xeros]	dog goblin
00:30:18:16	00:30:21:22	Chris [GM]	One of the biggest but slightly most nauseating too. I’ll give you that.
00:30:23:27	00:30:29:10	Chris [GM]	But these dogs taste delicious and are considered a delicacy for all those who travel through here.
00:30:31:06	00:30:41:11	Chris [GM]	More importantly they’re considered a rite of passage. So you guys are fortunate we’re going to have a chance to be one of the good ones listen
00:30:42:16	00:30:45:13	Chris [GM]	especially when eaten in large amounts props
00:30:47:19	00:30:55:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I cast Detect Magic real quick before we participate in this? Okay, cool.
00:30:47:19	00:30:50:25	Dave [Xeros]	can I just ask no, go ahead You ask first.
00:30:53:27	00:31:05:11	Chris [GM]	100 yeah steve do you have all those d6 yes this music’s slightly
00:30:57:16	00:30:58:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh…
00:31:08:14	00:31:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s adventure.
00:31:13:14	00:31:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	more if we need it
00:31:16:13	00:31:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a bunch in that, too.
00:31:19:08	00:31:21:08	Dave [Xeros]	What? The ones that have sixes on you.
00:31:29:12	00:31:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I don’t have to roll anything. It’s just an action.
00:31:30:02	00:31:33:27	Brin [Basil]	there’s a bunch in here too. Are these yours Dave? You want these?
00:31:31:14	00:31:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
00:31:32:11	00:31:44:06	Chris [GM]	you don’t detect anything there’s nothing malicious or magical going on here yeah this is just a straight up hot dog eating contest made the best of the winner.
00:31:33:22	00:31:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:31:40:17	00:31:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	Just swap it out with those guys over there. I need six. I got six.
00:31:45:26	00:31:46:28	Chris [GM]	Did everyone hear that?
00:31:47:01	00:31:51:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No magic, you guys. I think everything is… I think he’s just
00:31:48:10	00:31:50:22	Chris [GM]	There’s no magic hokery going on here.
00:31:51:08	00:31:54:17	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just a fat elf. That’s the thing. Yep.
00:31:51:25	00:31:54:07	Chris [GM]	He’s just a fat elf who loves his glizzies.
00:31:54:17	00:31:55:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s a big guy.
00:31:56:22	00:32:05:13	Chris [GM]	Alright, so Joey says Now contestants I’m gonna teach you how to play in the hot dog eating contest
00:32:07:15	00:32:08:16	Chris [GM]	Each contestant
00:32:07:26	00:32:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve been taught this a couple times before.
00:32:09:19	00:32:14:20	Chris [GM]	starts with a D6 No Starts with 6D6
00:32:14:20	00:32:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	Six Ds?
00:32:16:08	00:32:16:23	Chris [GM]	6D7
00:32:18:09	00:32:21:09	Chris [GM]	Each D6 represents one hot dog. All right?
00:32:21:23	00:32:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	All right?
00:32:23:08	00:32:28:18	Chris [GM]	Now, each of you will roll… Hey! Pay attention, Basil. This is important.
00:32:25:02	00:32:29:29	Brin [Basil]	it, Dave! I’m sorry - yes sir!
00:32:31:09	00:32:31:14	Chris [GM]	Okay?
00:32:32:25	00:32:34:26	Brin [Basil]	Sorry one second…
00:32:37:12	00:32:39:21	Chris [GM]	They’re not Ds. They’re Lizzy’s. Thank you.
00:32:40:20	00:32:42:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so 6D6 is how many? 36?
00:32:42:26	00:32:44:11	Chris [GM]	No, no, no. We’re not doing math here.
00:32:46:27	00:32:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	36 Ds
00:32:47:17	00:32:55:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we are a little bit. Okay, okay.
00:32:49:15	00:32:54:11	Chris [GM]	Listen up, okay? Each D7 represents a hot dog and we have six hot dogs. Okay?
00:32:54:17	00:32:55:10	Dave [Xeros]	Got it
00:32:56:17	00:33:02:10	Chris [GM]	Now, let’s see here. You will all roll 1d6 until you roll a 5 or 6.
00:33:02:24	00:33:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	So just clarification The numbers aren’t associated with inches Okay Double checking
00:33:06:10	00:33:06:16	Chris [GM]	No.
00:33:09:23	00:33:14:18	Chris [GM]	Steve is looking at me like, you built this hut, dude. You built this bed and now lay in it.
00:33:14:13	00:33:17:11	Dave [Xeros]	This is really your own fault right here Sorry
00:33:17:18	00:33:19:21	Chris [GM]	It’s a hot dog eating contest! Come on!
00:33:19:06	00:33:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:33:19:29	00:33:20:16	Dave [Xeros]	We
00:33:21:23	00:33:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:33:21:25	00:33:22:15	Chris [GM]	I know.
00:33:22:21	00:33:28:20	Brin [Basil]	Four hours to get through two hours in the game?
00:33:23:22	00:33:25:18	Chris [GM]	It’s going to take up four hours.
00:33:28:12	00:33:33:08	Steve [Nortle]	we all have 66 And are we rolling individually, or…
00:33:31:01	00:33:31:10	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:33:31:01	00:33:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Six hot dogs.
00:33:33:01	00:33:36:19	Chris [GM]	Back to character. I say we all roll at the same time On your honor, please.
00:33:37:08	00:33:39:04	Brin [Basil]	So are we rolling all of them?
00:33:39:06	00:33:43:10	Chris [GM]	I’m going to, no, no, I’m gonna teach you Okay. So Joey said attention plays. Okay?
00:33:40:10	00:33:41:24	Brin [Basil]	Just one at a time? Okay okay
00:33:44:24	00:33:56:23	Chris [GM]	You’re each are going to roll 1d6 until you roll a 5 or 6. Five and above is considered a successful eating of a hot dog. Okay? So you roll you get a five you ate that
00:33:55:27	00:34:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	question uh is the goal of the game to eat as many hot dogs as possible i know and i’m listen listen
00:33:56:23	00:33:58:26	Chris [GM]	hot dog check yeah
00:34:04:01	00:34:07:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s typically what a hot dog eating contest is.
00:34:06:16	00:34:14:06	Chris [GM]	The goal here look we don’t have as many there’s a lot of people that want to do this competition doing it all day We didn’t get sponsored by
00:34:15:00	00:34:23:20	Chris [GM]	nathaniels this time so yeah by them uh and so everyone just gets six but the fastest one to eat
00:34:16:08	00:34:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	by by glizzy’s international licking glizzies okay so you have to eat all six.
00:34:23:20	00:34:28:25	Chris [GM]	is the winner you got to eat all six successfully you gotta do it the fastest whoever the winner
00:34:27:26	00:34:29:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:34:29:15	00:34:30:27	Dave [Xeros]	Hmm, okay.
00:34:31:15	00:34:35:12	Brin [Basil]	just keep rolling until we get all of our dice five or six
00:34:36:14	00:34:42:29	Chris [GM]	there’s a catch okay now as you alerted to earlier uh alerted too thank
00:34:40:27	00:34:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alluded to? Oh, he’s a fat elf that doesn’t know how to speak English. Or sorry, common.
00:34:48:19	00:34:49:05	Chris [GM]	Don’t judge
00:34:50:29	00:34:54:23	Chris [GM]	If you roll a 1 You will
00:34:55:24	00:34:56:15	Chris [GM]	trigger
00:34:57:02	00:34:58:27	Brin [Basil]	heave okay
00:34:58:02	00:35:09:07	Chris [GM]	And you need to roll A d20 and get A DC of 12 or above your constitution saving A DC
00:35:09:07	00:35:10:14	Chris [GM]	12 constitution
00:35:12:04	00:35:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	A one-inch hot dog
00:35:14:22	00:35:16:10	Steve [Nortle]	They’re still not inches.
00:35:16:24	00:35:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	a mayo reflex.
00:35:18:03	00:35:29:07	Chris [GM]	Think of it this way It’s the chances of you successfully eating a hot dog yeah um listen up the uh it i do allow modifiers so
00:35:21:22	00:35:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	Got it.
00:35:29:07	00:35:41:04	Chris [GM]	whatever your constitution modifier is you can add that to your saving throw car uh not
00:35:34:04	00:35:37:00	Brin [Basil]	okay, great what’s yours?
00:35:34:22	00:35:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	Do you allow
00:35:36:22	00:35:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	meta do you allow spells?
00:35:38:07	00:35:38:20	Brin [Basil]	me too
00:35:41:04	00:35:48:02	Chris [GM]	for competition no oh meta yeah yeah okay no this is just straight-up roll competition
00:35:42:01	00:35:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not asking him I’m asking you even if it’s like
00:35:49:04	00:35:50:27	Dave [Xeros]	so distort value doesn’t do anything
00:35:50:01	00:35:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just… It’s still you and the dogs.
00:35:51:05	00:35:52:12	Chris [GM]	No, it won’t do anything.
00:35:52:25	00:35:56:05	Brin [Basil]	James scrolling through every spell in his book
00:35:56:14	00:36:04:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, listen up, listen up. So if a one is rolled you must succeed on the DC 12 Constitution saving throw but
00:36:07:22	00:36:14:24	Chris [GM]	you’ve got to summon the force of will to keep the hot dog down rather than bringing them back up in what the locals call a reversal of fortune
00:36:15:23	00:36:18:01	Brin [Basil]	this is not looking good for me man
00:36:17:07	00:36:26:29	Chris [GM]	if the Constitution saving throw succeeds you can continue to roll that D6 until you get a 506, right? If you roll a 1 again
00:36:26:29	00:36:32:23	Chris [GM]	You gotta roll that saving throw again Now listen up. This is what gets interesting
00:36:33:24	00:36:44:00	Chris [GM]	Now, you guys if you want, you can roll one at a time or if you have to go for the glory you can try to consume more than one hot dog at the same time
00:36:44:21	00:36:56:16	Chris [GM]	But let’s say you’re rolling and trying to eat 3 hot dogs at once. If any one of those is a 1, you risk the chance of puking on all 3 at the same time but if you successfully eat
00:36:56:16	00:37:04:29	Chris [GM]	one hot dog it’s cool because that one stays in your tummy so that one you can just put aside and save it unless you’re rolling more than one
00:37:04:29	00:37:10:29	Chris [GM]	does everyone understand how to play
00:37:06:28	00:37:09:14	Dave [Xeros]	the word hot dog and glory in the same sentence
00:37:10:28	00:37:20:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so if we start with three, I have to continue to roll these three together try it once and then break them up first they’re a group
00:37:20:18	00:37:24:03	Chris [GM]	yeah if you decide to eat all the hot dogs at the same time, yeah.
00:37:21:09	00:37:31:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	6 -6
00:37:25:24	00:37:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	big six for six and i’m casting
00:37:27:05	00:37:32:10	Chris [GM]	Okay, so listen here.
00:37:28:27	00:37:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	This one breathes through his mouth.
00:37:33:17	00:37:36:18	Chris [GM]	It’s on your honor, okay? So the first one to finish
00:37:38:12	00:37:46:05	Chris [GM]	is the winner, alright guys? Now look at me. I’m pretty good at this, all right? So good luck, alright? Everyone understand how to play?
00:37:44:27	00:37:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	so if i roll all six at the same time and they are all five and above
00:37:50:22	00:37:58:17	Chris [GM]	Correct, you ate six hot dogs at the exact same time but if any of them are a 1 then stop puking them all up again All of them
00:37:59:03	00:38:08:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m a little concerned about his physical and spiritual health and I just want him to know that
00:38:08:14	00:38:17:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um joey chestnut um have you ever considered how long have you been hot dogging
00:38:09:08	00:38:10:05	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts.
00:38:18:27	00:38:25:16	Chris [GM]	You look over and Joey Chestnut has a hot dog in his mouth already. He hasn’t started the competition, he’s just eating one.
00:38:24:12	00:38:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	and another one in his pocket it’s uh
00:38:26:12	00:38:27:00	Steve [Nortle]	Appetizer.
00:38:26:26	00:38:28:25	Chris [GM]	He does, he pulls another one out of his pockets.
00:38:28:15	00:38:30:11	Brin [Basil]	he’s like I know we haven’t begun
00:38:30:11	00:39:10:23	Brin [Basil]	you look
00:38:30:19	00:38:31:18	Chris [GM]	He’s like…
00:38:31:16	00:38:33:11	Steve [Nortle]	Just getting warmed up.
00:38:33:07	00:38:34:09	Chris [GM]	What did you say?
00:38:35:15	00:38:36:16	Chris [GM]	What did I say?
00:38:38:01	00:38:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay just have you every considered fasting
00:38:40:17	00:38:41:22	Chris [GM]	Do I… What?
00:38:45:03	00:38:46:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:45:13	00:38:46:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:38:46:08	00:38:49:08	Steve [Nortle]	You can’t just go asking people if they fast.
00:38:50:22	00:38:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for like a little a while
00:38:54:12	00:38:56:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah um have you
00:38:55:24	00:38:58:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I roll like a persuasion with this like can I
00:39:00:16	00:39:03:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	deter him from being so gung-ho about this
00:39:03:29	00:39:08:01	Chris [GM]	Are you fat shaming me? I am not ashamed of my body.
00:39:05:25	00:39:16:28	Dave [Xeros]	yes um i remember i remember a parable from the book of idios that talked about
00:39:09:17	00:39:11:14	Steve [Nortle]	There’s plenty to be happy about.
00:39:12:17	00:39:13:22	Brin [Basil]	yeah, you look great
00:39:16:28	00:39:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	the fat elf from maroon hill oh yeah i just i just remember that uh the fat well actually
00:39:21:13	00:39:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	Doesn’t he get attacked on the street? And beaten up?
00:39:25:24	00:39:36:14	Dave [Xeros]	she was a she and yeah and there was like it was like the two hot guys around it i’m trying to remember exactly how
00:39:27:28	00:39:28:13	Chris [GM]	had a couple
00:39:35:14	00:39:37:09	Chris [GM]	Chris Farley, one looked like
00:39:36:14	00:39:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	it went. I think… Yeah, yeah.
00:39:38:04	00:39:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	get so much more out of life if
00:39:42:23	00:39:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	Shed.
00:39:43:06	00:39:52:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a little bit better care of yourself physically do i look like a hot dog
00:39:45:09	00:39:45:27	Dave [Xeros]	Shed?
00:39:46:12	00:39:48:11	Chris [GM]	he’s doing that thing where he’s looking at you
00:39:50:01	00:39:51:01	Chris [GM]	but he’s really
00:39:53:03	00:39:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:39:53:29	00:39:54:29	Steve [Nortle]	with feathers
00:39:56:01	00:39:59:07	Brin [Basil]	maybe we should do a chicken wing contest
00:39:56:07	00:39:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:39:59:16	00:40:02:01	Chris [GM]	He starts licking his lips while he’s looking at you
00:40:04:03	00:40:13:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well yeah probably not going to persuade him sorry the choldreth was easier than this
00:40:04:25	00:40:06:00	Chris [GM]	What do you say we start?
00:40:08:28	00:40:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	You said you can’t use magic
00:40:11:28	00:40:13:08	Chris [GM]	For the straight competition
00:40:14:08	00:40:19:04	Dave [Xeros]	No. But can I cast and large reduce on his stomach?
00:40:14:12	00:40:15:08	Chris [GM]	Equal terms.
00:40:21:07	00:40:25:19	Chris [GM]	Equal turns on this competition, let’s just do the rolls and see how it goes.
00:40:25:13	00:40:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	Fine. Reduce his stomach he wouldn’t be able to eat anything. Just one inch at a time
00:40:28:24	00:40:29:27	Chris [GM]	All right, does everyone understand
00:40:29:17	00:40:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	okay so wait my only question is if I roll a one but then do my save does that turn this into a five
00:40:39:20	00:40:41:21	Chris [GM]	does not. You get a chance to keep rolling.
00:40:42:05	00:40:49:09	Steve [Nortle]	as opposed to if I fail it then everything I’ve eaten comes back up
00:40:44:17	00:40:45:20	Chris [GM]	You have to…
00:40:47:10	00:40:49:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there’s a positive neutral and a negative
00:40:51:01	00:40:53:26	Chris [GM]	That’s a good question. That kind of doesn’t make sense, huh?
00:40:53:27	00:40:57:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought it was just the one. If you failed in that one, then threw that one back up basically.
00:40:57:05	00:41:07:04	Chris [GM]	It is if you’re rolling only a single dice and if you are rolling a group of dice and you get a one then all, you have to re-roll all three even though some of them might be
00:41:07:29	00:41:14:25	Steve [Nortle]	succeeded unless you do a con save
00:41:08:07	00:41:16:06	Chris [GM]	might have succeeded right that’s the risk a successful
00:41:09:26	00:41:12:24	Dave [Xeros]	so a fail is a fail you throw all of them up that you try to
00:41:10:17	00:41:10:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
00:41:15:00	00:41:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	and then you keep them down but it’s only the one that you keep down and you throw the other five up like if I were to roll six dice
00:41:21:18	00:41:29:26	Chris [GM]	right i i get i think i get what you’re saying so like for example let’s just do a quick scenario let’s say i roll a single dice and i successfully save it i set it aside
00:41:29:26	00:41:39:18	Chris [GM]	right i ate that hot dog then i decide hey i’m gonna go big and i’m going to roll three at once and i roll in two of them one of them is six and another one’s a five let’s see but
00:41:39:18	00:41:47:10	Chris [GM]	the third one is a one i’m gonna roll the con saving throw and if i fail it then i throw up
00:41:47:10	00:41:52:17	Chris [GM]	just those three the one that i saved aside already beginning still in your stomach’s still
00:41:52:17	00:42:03:06	Chris [GM]	good yeah now um what is the trouble i’m having now that i think about it is what is
00:41:53:23	00:41:54:05	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:41:55:07	00:41:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	set that one aside
00:42:03:06	00:42:12:12	Chris [GM]	difference between if you are just rolling a single one and you get a one what is the difference between throwing it up and just continuing to roll there’s not a
00:42:12:12	00:42:19:13	Chris [GM]	you know what i’m saying so i will say that uh
00:42:21:22	00:42:23:11	Brin [Basil]	you don’t have to do the saving throw
00:42:23:17	00:42:24:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I mean
00:42:24:28	00:42:26:19	Brin [Basil]	eliminate the saving throat you only have to
00:42:26:19	00:42:38:17	Brin [Basil]	do that if you’re rolling multiple yes
00:42:28:21	00:42:37:03	Chris [GM]	going to put a little spice on it if you have multiples in there if you’re rolling a single one you all right ready this is how it
00:42:31:05	00:42:32:16	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t like spice
00:42:34:11	00:42:35:04	Dave [Xeros]	a Polish sausage
00:42:37:03	00:42:48:09	Chris [GM]	goes if you are rolling a simple one and you have some already saved in your stomach but But you fail the con save on a single one. Any that you have saved in your stomach, not all of them,
00:42:48:13	00:42:55:28	Chris [GM]	just one single one comes up because you failed to con save. Does that make sense? Clear? Clear?
00:42:51:08	00:42:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	failed this concept
00:42:53:08	00:42:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
00:42:54:17	00:42:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	your net negative 1 at that point
00:42:55:13	00:43:30:07	Brin [Basil]	why are
00:42:58:10	00:43:01:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It felt like it made more sense before. Am I the only one?
00:42:59:25	00:43:00:08	Chris [GM]	Okay.
00:43:01:09	00:43:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah basically
00:43:01:13	00:43:12:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you’re rolling – If you have hot dogs set aside in your Stomach and they’re safe And you’re rolling a single die And you get a 1
00:43:06:23	00:43:08:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I know.
00:43:12:18	00:43:20:22	Chris [GM]	You need to roll the con Save If you fail that, not only do You have to re-roll the one but you also have to bring One of the hot dogs out of your stomach Back up
00:43:17:22	00:43:18:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One more.
00:43:23:00	00:43:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t apply If your stomach is sick
00:43:25:13	00:43:35:19	Chris [GM]	If it’s on your first one yes Correct okay does everyone understand Alright guys Check it out On your marks First one to be done
00:43:30:07	00:43:48:08	Brin [Basil]	so good at that I ate
00:43:32:06	00:43:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, well…
00:43:32:20	00:43:46:24	Steve [Nortle]	Ah nuts
00:43:37:03	00:43:37:23	Chris [GM]	A call
00:43:40:11	00:43:42:20	Dave [Xeros]	You gotta save it Oh, saved
00:43:42:28	00:43:45:20	Chris [GM]	Oh I gotta roll a con It doesn’t matter if it’s my first one
00:43:48:08	00:43:58:22	Brin [Basil]	one all right down I got three oh I just ate 1 Oh
00:43:50:14	00:43:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	two
00:43:54:10	00:43:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	Vomit
00:43:55:20	00:43:56:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay!
00:43:57:19	00:43:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay
00:43:59:13	00:44:00:05	Chris [GM]	I’m safe
00:44:00:28	00:44:08:09	Brin [Basil]	gotta 12 okay okay try to do these two no way
00:44:02:10	00:44:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	My last one I got five
00:44:03:26	00:44:04:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
00:44:06:08	00:44:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	Bunko
00:44:06:13	00:44:07:05	Chris [GM]	All done
00:44:07:20	00:44:10:05	Steve [Nortle]	I’m at five I’m not Five
00:44:09:26	00:44:10:27	Chris [GM]	It’s not possible.
00:44:10:26	00:44:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:44:12:12	00:44:16:27	Chris [GM]	And then, as you’re saying that, Joey is getting all worked up and all of a sudden he starts coughing.
00:44:12:13	00:44:13:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to lick my lips.
00:44:24:04	00:44:25:14	Chris [GM]	He’s reaching out to one of your guys.
00:44:25:16	00:44:28:14	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know how to do the Heimlich. I have armor on my stomach!
00:44:29:05	00:44:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna cast Enlarge Reduce and enlarge him so that it just gets out of his throat.
00:44:29:26	00:44:31:11	Chris [GM]	His knees are falling to the ground.
00:44:31:23	00:44:32:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, i’m gonna-
00:44:35:16	00:44:36:20	Brin [Basil]	Don’t make it bigger!
00:44:35:17	00:44:37:17	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what is it? It’s going to…
00:44:37:18	00:44:48:15	Chris [GM]	Okay, so as you cast Enlarge Reduce, he gets really big and out pops of his mouth not a hot dog but a scroll uh
00:44:38:02	00:44:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	No, he gets big. The hot dog does not.
00:44:44:21	00:44:45:25	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, what were you eating?
00:44:48:00	00:44:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:44:48:15	00:44:53:27	Chris [GM]	roll it spatters out onto the ground
00:44:49:13	00:45:04:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i only
00:44:53:27	00:45:01:21	Chris [GM]	yeah you can pick it up sure and joey’s on the front just oh
00:44:55:02	00:44:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hey guys, look at Skrull.
00:44:56:07	00:44:58:05	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, hold on before we touch this… Yeah.
00:44:58:23	00:44:59:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh I feel sick
00:45:02:05	00:45:03:05	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, I’m just curious
00:45:03:15	00:45:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like eight feet tall now by the way.
00:45:04:25	00:45:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	How many hot dogs were you able to eat?
00:45:09:20	00:45:10:19	Brin [Basil]	I got three
00:45:10:23	00:45:21:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay Because I got five Before you got six And then I managed to polish off The last one while, you know the elf’s very long life is flashing
00:45:11:27	00:45:12:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i rolled
00:45:14:17	00:45:15:14	Brin [Basil]	No way
00:45:21:28	00:45:27:28	Steve [Nortle]	before his eyes so I guess yeah second place
00:45:27:17	00:45:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	yeah second place first loser good job yep yep it’s just kind of like that race that you guys had um second place versus loser right
00:45:28:22	00:45:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh i rolled
00:45:29:11	00:45:31:00	Steve [Nortle]	that’s my wait a minute
00:45:37:01	00:45:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	I understand how you feel now
00:45:39:29	00:45:41:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:45:40:01	00:45:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	i’m really not like poking at you and poking at him uh there you go wow i just i just opened up a really big bag of hot dogs okay not in the face
00:45:44:06	00:45:49:27	Steve [Nortle]	remember to aim for his face
00:45:48:02	00:45:56:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i rolled a net one when i was trying to
00:45:50:09	00:45:53:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to get a crepe Thank you guys
00:45:58:25	00:46:01:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so do i shrink or something again
00:46:00:29	00:46:03:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:46:00:29	00:46:03:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:46:02:00	00:46:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	yep with the cute eyes
00:46:04:00	00:46:09:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to remind me how the mechanic works again.
00:46:05:17	00:46:06:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m small now
00:46:09:20	00:46:19:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s the mental image he’s over here celebrating I’m over here commiserating and then the owl suddenly is like being alive
00:46:15:24	00:46:17:19	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts is on the floor.
00:46:19:03	00:46:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like choking on the one hot dog I’m still trying to.
00:46:19:28	00:46:27:26	Brin [Basil]	like yeah I was gonna say it’s like, like a seagull
00:46:21:23	00:46:22:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:46:22:26	00:46:23:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s like
00:46:26:24	00:46:31:19	Steve [Nortle]	on Moana It’s like the chicken on Moona trying to eat a rock
00:46:28:25	00:46:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	he’s over there choking and I’m just digging through vomit looking for a scroll
00:46:33:01	00:46:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep, uh-huh.
00:46:35:16	00:46:43:08	Chris [GM]	So out popped a scroll and clanked on the board. Clink, click, click. Poor Falclaw has shrunk it down with his eyes are just absolutely cute as a button.
00:46:45:20	00:46:48:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think I’m choking a little bit. Yeah, yeah, a little but.
00:46:46:25	00:46:47:26	Chris [GM]	Well, you’re choking too.
00:46:47:22	00:46:52:23	Dave [Xeros]	you can’t tell because his eyes are just big now we think he’s cute but he’s actually dying inside
00:46:51:28	00:46:55:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, aside from like the giant hot dog that’s like hanging out on my face.
00:46:53:11	00:47:00:09	Brin [Basil]	well and his eyes are like watering up so they’re glistening oh my gosh she is so cute
00:46:57:22	00:47:01:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will someone please assist?
00:47:00:18	00:47:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	I wish we had a way of taking a picture
00:47:05:15	00:47:16:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. This isn’t looking good. So I rolled a three, is
00:47:08:22	00:47:10:01	Chris [GM]	Oh no, what’s it at?
00:47:14:12	00:47:16:22	Steve [Nortle]	So you just help ease him to the other side
00:47:16:04	00:47:19:03	Brin [Basil]	he okay? Are you - can
00:47:16:29	00:47:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:47:19:03	00:47:28:25	Brin [Basil]	I borrow some quills while you go? Okay,
00:47:21:12	00:47:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	there’s it there’s scroll over her guys he’s so quiet like that’s the problem
00:47:23:28	00:47:28:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you were not able to successfully help Falco from choking as well.
00:47:28:07	00:47:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is anybody else gonna help me
00:47:28:25	00:47:41:19	Brin [Basil]	okay, um, can
00:47:32:04	00:47:34:02	Chris [GM]	Joey Chestnuts is still breathing on the floor.
00:47:36:10	00:47:38:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m falling, I fall to the ground
00:47:38:21	00:47:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	do you turn blue first
00:47:41:19	00:47:42:22	Brin [Basil]	someone help him? Should
00:47:44:00	00:47:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	Here, let me Let me help out here
00:47:47:16	00:47:51:10	Steve [Nortle]	Stomp stomp I also got a 3
00:47:51:25	00:47:52:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:52:22	00:47:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	is this is looking really good um
00:47:53:29	00:47:55:26	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know where his gullet is.
00:47:56:06	00:48:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we die this is it the world is a cruel place
00:48:01:26	00:48:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	Where’s your face now?
00:48:05:12	00:48:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to find out
00:48:06:09	00:48:08:10	Steve [Nortle]	Has a rabbit and a turtle
00:48:08:17	00:48:11:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i am
00:48:09:25	00:48:11:14	Steve [Nortle]	stomping on him trying to get
00:48:10:27	00:48:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	guys
00:48:11:27	00:48:14:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m scared to do CPR as Bert Bones.
00:48:14:27	00:48:16:06	Dave [Xeros]	there’s a scroll over here
00:48:19:02	00:48:22:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for some celestial intervention here
00:48:22:11	00:48:43:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh wait
00:48:22:20	00:48:23:12	Steve [Nortle]	Ladonna!
00:48:24:29	00:48:36:01	Dave [Xeros]	right when you start doing that I see that you start to pray and I go slide up next to you like there’s vomit on my feet and like my knees as I slide up near you and I do notice you’re turning blue but I do want to help you in your prayer
00:48:36:01	00:48:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	so I’m just going to say dear God, please help Falclaw and while you’re doing that i’m just gonna like flying elbow you right in the stomach um is this
00:48:46:06	00:48:46:23	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
00:48:47:18	00:48:54:25	Dave [Xeros]	a what is it is it’s an acrobatics or athletics or oh an attack roll excellent
00:48:49:17	00:48:51:23	Chris [GM]	No, this is going to be straight up an attack roll.
00:48:51:25	00:48:53:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:48:53:22	00:48:55:02	Steve [Nortle]	Unarmed strike.
00:48:56:21	00:49:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay let’s do this actions uh all right I got a plus one uh as
00:48:59:02	00:49:00:10	Chris [GM]	What’s your AC?
00:49:07:25	00:49:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	a 12. Oh no it’s yeah it’s Yeah, it’s 12.
00:49:08:11	00:49:09:21	Chris [GM]	Oh, you might hit.
00:49:11:17	00:49:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s 12
00:49:12:11	00:49:15:10	Steve [Nortle]	Up at the top. Top left. Yeah.
00:49:16:18	00:49:17:19	Steve [Nortle]	Attacker wins on ties.
00:49:18:02	00:49:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:49:19:05	00:49:30:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an attack roll
00:49:19:17	00:49:22:06	Chris [GM]	All right, roll me an unarmed strike for me.
00:49:22:15	00:49:23:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, for damage?
00:49:24:16	00:49:27:12	Chris [GM]	Or just, yeah. Well, I mean, depending on how hard you’re going to hit,
00:49:25:18	00:49:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	Well, on our step,
00:49:28:15	00:49:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	I literally have a zero for damage.
00:49:30:10	00:49:34:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what no look at what he’s doing
00:49:32:23	00:49:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	Honestly, what do I click?
00:49:33:21	00:49:36:22	Brin [Basil]	His ribcage is broken in?
00:49:35:00	00:49:42:10	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it no your you’re your unarmed
00:49:38:02	00:49:39:25	Chris [GM]	He’s going to try to play you like a bagpipe
00:49:42:10	00:49:47:22	Steve [Nortle]	strike is so powerless that it doesn’t actually give damage
00:49:45:03	00:49:46:19	Brin [Basil]	it say zero?
00:49:46:08	00:49:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	It yields zero but I add zero to it I think
00:49:49:10	00:49:50:04	Chris [GM]	Yield zero!
00:49:51:16	00:49:52:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay.
00:49:53:20	00:49:56:06	Chris [GM]	Because all unarmed strikes usually have a plus one, don’t they?
00:49:53:20	00:50:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	now i uh it’s usually your strength what’s your strength that’s why it’s supposed to
00:50:00:19	00:50:00:28	Dave [Xeros]	one
00:50:01:29	00:50:06:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so it hits you but there is zero damage
00:50:07:01	00:50:09:15	Chris [GM]	On a successful hit though, this glizzy is coming out.
00:50:09:17	00:50:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Okay, okay.
00:50:10:15	00:50:21:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a projectile
00:50:12:07	00:50:14:00	Dave [Xeros]	Can the glizzy hit me and do damage?
00:50:15:11	00:50:19:20	Chris [GM]	It’s a glizzy. It’s not going to hurt you. Unless you choke on it for crying out loud.
00:50:16:18	00:50:17:17	Dave [Xeros]	What if it…
00:50:17:21	00:50:25:08	Steve [Nortle]	but it hits him in the face not the face
00:50:21:18	00:50:34:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like
00:50:21:22	00:50:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a projectile glizzy coming through the air.
00:50:23:01	00:50:23:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:50:27:03	00:50:36:01	Brin [Basil]	Hits him right in the eye. Oh, so gross!
00:50:29:10	00:50:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh! God damn it.
00:50:34:25	00:50:35:23	Chris [GM]	Did you roll damage?
00:50:36:13	00:50:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	He’s got to roll damage. His glizzy hits me.
00:50:39:23	00:50:42:10	Chris [GM]	Oh no, no I’m talking about when you initially hit him.
00:50:40:18	00:50:41:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, what do I roll for?
00:50:42:10	00:50:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	No, my unarmed strike does zero damage.
00:50:45:14	00:50:47:00	Chris [GM]	Oh, I understand now.
00:50:46:25	00:50:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	I have negative one strength.
00:50:48:17	00:50:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t I have to roll the hit if it hits you?
00:50:50:24	00:50:55:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, no. The glizzy came out. It’s coming out like a freaking bullet. Okay. Yeah. Roll the hit.
00:50:53:09	00:50:56:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It could’ve dodged. All right.
00:50:54:11	00:50:55:02	Brin [Basil]	Rocka
00:50:58:08	00:50:59:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, that’s sick.
00:50:59:11	00:51:02:17	Chris [GM]	Alright so Joey Chestnut’s hand flies up in the air and he grabs the glizzy
00:51:01:18	00:51:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:51:02:21	00:51:03:23	Dave [Xeros]	Right before it hits me.
00:51:03:17	00:51:04:28	Chris [GM]	and he just starts eating it.
00:51:04:14	00:51:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:51:05:03	00:51:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	Ew! Hey guys, there’s a spell scroll or a scroll over here.
00:51:07:28	00:51:17:14	Chris [GM]	This is exactly what I needed. Yeah, so you heard a clanking sound which was odd because hot dog doesn’t clink when it hits the ground and it’s laying
00:51:08:22	00:51:10:05	Brin [Basil]	I can’t
00:51:09:25	00:51:10:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ugh!
00:51:16:07	00:51:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	Depends on the hot dog.
00:51:17:03	00:51:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	wait are we supposed to infer that was what he ate or that was inside of the hot dog that was choking
00:51:25:27	00:51:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	It was inside Joey’s chestnut thinking it was a hot dog Okay.
00:51:26:08	00:51:30:01	Chris [GM]	You’re supposed to infer that he ate that scroll instead of a hot dog.
00:51:28:14	00:51:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:51:28:28	00:51:33:15	Steve [Nortle]	instead this guy is stupid
00:51:31:04	00:51:32:13	Brin [Basil]	Who’s getting Skrull?
00:51:31:23	00:51:33:16	Chris [GM]	And that’s what he choked on.
00:51:33:15	00:51:50:22	Steve [Nortle]	it and
00:51:33:21	00:51:36:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve already slid on the floor of my knees and grabbed it.
00:51:37:06	00:51:47:08	Chris [GM]	Now, as you are now in the possession of a scroll and as you open it lasers and smoke and fireworks go blasting
00:51:38:20	00:51:40:28	Brin [Basil]	I’m not touching that. I’m not licking that out of my fur.
00:51:44:24	00:51:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:51:45:24	00:51:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:51:47:08	00:51:49:23	Chris [GM]	up. Hey guys! It’s me TBD!
00:51:49:01	00:51:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	and i just peed myself son of a bitch this mother shut
00:51:50:26	00:51:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:51:52:04	00:51:53:05	Chris [GM]	Absolutely you did.
00:51:54:02	00:51:55:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:51:54:10	00:52:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You want
00:51:56:10	00:52:01:19	Chris [GM]	So So this is just a prerecorded message from TBD.
00:52:01:27	00:52:12:01	Chris [GM]	This is a scroll left behind by TBD now here’s the question, Dave would you like to read it or would you rather me do it in TBD’s voice
00:52:12:01	00:52:14:25	Chris [GM]	since it is his dealio?
00:52:14:08	00:52:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	you can read it
00:52:17:05	00:52:27:24	Brin [Basil]	I just want to know how that got in his throat and why did TubbD place it there or did he just consume it?
00:52:24:23	00:52:29:05	Chris [GM]	answers will these questions
00:52:25:10	00:52:32:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to know these answers?
00:52:30:14	00:52:33:05	Brin [Basil]	Okay, alright. And we will put a pin in that.
00:52:31:06	00:52:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	um see this is the problem you’re assuming you’re consuming that the scroll went in his mouth yep yep haven’t you ever seen
00:52:39:28	00:52:48:08	Steve [Nortle]	where it came out from nope but that sounds really
00:52:42:27	00:52:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	that one uh south park episode where they eat in reverse yep it’s pretty gross
00:52:49:02	00:52:50:07	Brin [Basil]	Sounds like South Park
00:52:50:26	00:53:02:22	Chris [GM]	guys I’m going to read this out loud so as you have opened the scroll TBD flash appears before you lights and smoke and lasers are going up hey it’s me tvd gotta remember the tvd voice it’s been a while
00:53:02:22	00:53:12:10	Chris [GM]	that is right so as u guys remember tvd told you guys that he had spent some time
00:53:03:01	00:53:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s
00:53:12:10	00:53:20:21	Chris [GM]	in the swollen wastes and he was going back to magus the school of magus where he studied
00:53:21:20	00:53:33:00	Chris [GM]	to find those journal entries and those scrolls that he left behind in the school library. He went to go find those because he figured there might be some good information in there that Lashara might need, right?
00:53:33:04	00:53:39:22	Chris [GM]	And that was also when he got someone through the Battle of the Bands it’s like oh sweet two birds with one stone I’m going to get that stuff while I’m dead
00:53:41:03	00:53:50:15	Chris [GM]	So today marks the beginning of my exploit excuse me field study entry number 1 Today marks the begin of my expedition into The Swollen Wastes
00:53:41:13	00:53:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	hot dog
00:53:46:29	00:53:53:11	Dave [Xeros]	field study injury number one today begins my expedition into the swollen wastes
00:53:54:08	00:54:02:13	Chris [GM]	you don’t need to repeat it but thank you got it uh so here you start reading it and then i’ll kind of fade in over
00:53:55:24	00:54:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m reading it and your voice is popping up go ahead as
00:54:03:03	00:54:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	an apprentice wizard okay let’s try one time i was starting with it as okay as an apprentice wizard
00:54:04:11	00:54:10:04	Chris [GM]	is that a friend this was i seek knowledge we did that terribly try that again yeah try that try that game yeah yeah yeah
00:54:12:06	00:54:13:15	Chris [GM]	you just keep going okay
00:54:16:14	00:54:28:12	Chris [GM]	both the arcane and the natural world the swamp is rumored to be a nexus of mystical energies and my goal is to document its unique properties while grappling with danger it presents dangers like swamp wolves
00:54:29:02	00:54:39:16	Chris [GM]	Swamp wolves and rumors of infamous skit joggers. Setting up my camp by the water’s edge, I could feel the potent magic in the air. It’s different here. Thicker, more palpable.
00:54:39:29	00:54:41:06	Chris [GM]	I can always taste it.
00:54:42:15	00:54:53:18	Chris [GM]	Later a group of bully wogs shocked to see a Goliath from this region if you all remember he would use a Gliad urged me to leave in their simplistic way of communicating
00:54:54:14	00:55:04:10	Chris [GM]	they told me this place was dangerous not to be meddled with They were right. During the night, I awoke to a rustling outside my tent. Heart racing,
00:55:04:10	00:55:14:22	Chris [GM]	I peeked out on the cot side of a figure tall, twisted its shape indistinct For a fleeting moment I considered conjuring a warding spell but something held me back
00:55:07:05	00:55:07:21	Dave [Xeros]	the sash
00:55:14:22	00:55:25:03	Chris [GM]	The swamp felt alive and I sensed that to invoke my magic too readily might provoke it’s wrath So I dove under the covers making sure my body was completely covered
00:55:25:03	00:55:32:02	Chris [GM]	This is a trick my mother taught me to ward off evil at night in my bedroom. It’s only been one day, I’ve already felt like I’ve been here way too long.
00:55:27:25	00:55:28:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:31:11	00:55:32:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:37:01	00:55:37:29	Steve [Nortle]	listening could you read
00:55:37:23	00:55:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:39:18	00:55:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay okay today marks the beginning of my expedition
00:55:44:10	00:55:48:23	Chris [GM]	swollen wastes. As an apprentice wizard I seeked the knowledge of both the arcane and the natural world.
00:55:44:14	00:55:45:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:55:49:17	00:55:51:06	Brin [Basil]	That’s just way too natural.
00:55:50:08	00:55:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	dot, dot, dot, I already feel like I’ve been here too long.
00:55:55:04	00:55:56:26	Chris [GM]	We got good at that man, that was cool.
00:55:57:06	00:56:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	We need to do this more. Make sure I get all the other field study entries and we’ll knock this out of the park.
00:56:00:22	00:56:03:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah yeah yeah we gotta make sure you pee your pants every time
00:56:02:26	00:56:03:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:04:00	00:56:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	Speaking of which I now have vomit and piss on my brand new trousers
00:56:09:27	00:56:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	Basil can I get you clean that off for me?
00:56:14:16	00:56:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	But you’re so good at it!
00:56:14:17	00:56:25:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry, you don’t understand. I can clean up poo but I don’t think I can clean up vomit.
00:56:16:04	00:56:19:08	Chris [GM]	Dave do me a favor and roll a perception roll
00:56:19:10	00:56:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I can perceive things, maybe.
00:56:20:22	00:56:22:14	Chris [GM]	Oh I meant arrows
00:56:24:11	00:56:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. You don’t vomit and…
00:56:26:15	00:56:28:18	Brin [Basil]	There’s just something about vomit, you guys.
00:56:29:29	00:56:31:29	Dave [Xeros]	Perception. That would be a nat 1.
00:56:32:26	00:56:35:02	Chris [GM]	You don’t notice anything else about this scroll.
00:56:34:07	00:56:35:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:34:10	00:56:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	No, no! I take that back! 7.
00:56:36:19	00:56:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t that mean you oh yeah
00:56:37:29	00:56:39:03	Brin [Basil]	don’t notice.
00:56:38:24	00:56:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	No, it actually is a 7. It’s not a 1. It looked like a 1 but it was a 7th.
00:56:42:18	00:56:44:10	Chris [GM]	Falclaw, why don’t you give me a perception roll?
00:56:43:22	00:56:46:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah, I know a lot about scrolls and reading and stuff.
00:56:46:14	00:56:51:03	Dave [Xeros]	Perception, but I have really good perception. I’ve got to add stuff to it. Maybe.
00:56:51:14	00:56:52:27	Chris [GM]	Well from a nat 1
00:56:53:06	00:56:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	Plus 3. It is 10.
00:56:55:10	00:56:56:07	Chris [GM]	A 10
00:56:56:08	00:56:57:26	Dave [Xeros]	A 10. Halfway there.
00:56:58:04	00:56:58:28	Chris [GM]	You’re close
00:56:59:01	00:56:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:57:00:11	00:57:05:25	Chris [GM]	We’ll see You were too busy reading through the letters that are off the scroll and you noticed that they were letters
00:57:04:13	00:57:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:57:06:21	00:57:10:08	Dave [Xeros]	Today marks the day of expedition to swollen voices.
00:57:09:23	00:57:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14?
00:57:10:17	00:57:14:07	Chris [GM]	14 Awesome You don’ have like a modification to that or anything
00:57:11:23	00:57:12:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
00:57:13:25	00:57:15:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was my mod, I added one.
00:57:15:23	00:57:17:23	Chris [GM]	Alright cool This shouldn’t be that hard
00:57:24:25	00:57:26:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve been here too long.
00:57:28:05	00:57:30:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s a symbol on that scroll!
00:57:28:28	00:57:32:00	Brin [Basil]	What is the symbol? Here’s this symbol!
00:57:29:08	00:57:29:21	Dave [Xeros]	Where?
00:57:30:28	00:57:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I didn’t notice it. I just have been enthralled with reading this scroll like seven… Oh my god. How did you see through my thumb?
00:57:35:04	00:57:37:16	Steve [Nortle]	Your thumb was over it the whole time.
00:57:39:03	00:57:40:29	Brin [Basil]	enthralled with a scroll that reads itself.
00:57:39:05	00:57:40:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I do
00:57:41:03	00:57:41:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:57:41:25	00:57:47:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like an arcana or history check or something on it? Do I know what the symbol is?
00:57:49:10	00:57:59:19	Chris [GM]	absolutely you can throw me a uh it would not be a could it be a history check what kind of well what are you checking what are
00:57:54:21	00:57:59:10	Dave [Xeros]	Arcana check. It depends on what it is. Is it magical or is it actual lore, like history?
00:57:59:19	00:58:07:09	Chris [GM]	you trying to check the symbol itself okay so that would be more like probably a history or
00:58:00:17	00:58:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I just want to see if I recognize it, if I know what it means.
00:58:08:07	00:58:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well that’s good. I’m great at history. I will give you the help action. I’m not good at history, but I’ll give you The Help Action and you can roll with advantage.
00:58:14:22	00:58:15:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay great
00:58:17:21	00:58:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep thanks for the help i don’t know what it is no idea
00:58:18:26	00:58:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:58:22:20	00:58:23:00	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
00:58:23:29	00:58:27:05	Chris [GM]	all right feel free to feel free
00:58:24:17	00:58:26:25	Dave [Xeros]	We’re rolling great today. Well, hi Rollers!
00:58:27:24	00:58:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m still i’m like kind of seeing double a little bit i’m
00:58:27:27	00:58:29:10	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know what it is!
00:58:31:06	00:58:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	learning to breathe again looks familiar
00:58:34:12	00:58:45:10	Chris [GM]	you recognize that it is a symbol and that it isn’t not a unique symbol. It’s something that you may have seen before but
00:58:45:10	00:58:51:15	Chris [GM]	you cannot remember what that thing was, what it was. You’ve seen it but you’re like I can place this but I don’t know
00:58:51:15	00:58:57:29	Chris [GM]	where okay he didn’t roll high enough to
00:58:52:14	00:58:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	Can he place like a region it’s from? Is it like from Magus or is it from Idios?
00:58:58:12	00:59:01:18	Dave [Xeros]	Wow. Okay. Alright. How was your history, Basil?
00:59:02:28	00:59:06:24	Brin [Basil]	It’s probably as good as the vomit on your pants
00:59:03:27	00:59:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	your religion, but
00:59:06:20	00:59:12:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Well, I thought you were good at something like not races apparently but
00:59:10:12	00:59:14:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, it’s plus two
00:59:12:03	00:59:14:07	Steve [Nortle]	you could see if it’s a religion check.
00:59:14:07	00:59:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	plus two
00:59:15:29	00:59:17:09	Steve [Nortle]	Just to see.
00:59:17:12	00:59:20:09	Brin [Basil]	I’ve been quite a few places and read a couple things
00:59:19:11	00:59:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right she’s been in a lot of places
00:59:20:25	00:59:30:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	make one more check a religious check on it whoa uh not
00:59:21:27	00:59:23:05	Brin [Basil]	but…that’s all i got us to
00:59:24:19	00:59:27:22	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t help you with that one oh my god
00:59:30:13	00:59:39:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a nat 20 but yeah with my modifier and natural yeah i
00:59:32:17	00:59:37:29	Chris [GM]	a nat 20 but a 20 fantastic falclaw in all your studies
00:59:35:07	00:59:35:20	Steve [Nortle]	Wow!
00:59:38:26	00:59:45:26	Chris [GM]	suddenly you remember in the religious texts that you studied that you have seen this character before
00:59:45:26	00:59:51:16	Chris [GM]	it comes from the goliathian language it’s a letter of the golliathan language
00:59:51:22	00:59:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	is that real? Goliathon
00:59:54:27	01:00:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here on the scroll that’s i just told you it’s a goliathin symbol
01:00:00:27	01:00:02:11	Chris [GM]	Does anyone here speak Goliath?
01:00:03:05	01:00:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	yes we all speak Goliathon
01:00:05:15	01:00:11:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i cast uh does uh
01:00:06:13	01:00:07:13	Chris [GM]	No, you do not.
01:00:11:08	01:00:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	a nat 20, can I speak Geliathan
01:00:13:05	01:00:13:28	Chris [GM]	Uh, no.
01:00:14:02	01:00:15:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:00:14:12	01:00:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:00:16:14	01:00:22:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can i casts comprehend languages is that let me help let me understand Yeah, it’s just an action.
01:00:18:28	01:00:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	yes
01:00:20:06	01:00:21:10	Chris [GM]	Oh, do you have that?
01:00:23:25	01:00:24:10	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
01:00:24:16	01:00:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It lasts for one hour.
01:00:26:06	01:00:35:11	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, you cast it. You took the symbol and magically in front of you in common, that symbol translates to the letter L.
01:00:26:11	01:00:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, nice.
01:00:37:25	01:00:40:02	Steve [Nortle]	That sounds like it was with a spell slot.
01:00:39:29	01:00:41:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:00:41:10	01:00:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just one letter.
01:00:45:07	01:00:49:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I took the… Yep, this is all the whole day.
01:00:48:23	01:00:52:17	Chris [GM]	So all four of you are standing around looking at this scroll
01:00:54:29	01:00:56:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh right! This guy is still here.
01:00:56:21	01:01:04:26	Chris [GM]	and he’s like i oh listen i i and he looks at you and he has no clue what you’re talking about
01:00:57:19	01:01:01:06	Dave [Xeros]	Where did you get this? Joey, where’d you get it?
01:01:04:23	01:01:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t know where this came from?
01:01:05:28	01:01:09:11	Chris [GM]	he sees a hot dog kind of flopping in your hand
01:01:09:15	01:01:09:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:01:11:20	01:01:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:01:11:29	01:01:21:22	Steve [Nortle]	Does he try to eat it this guy
01:01:12:11	01:01:14:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	away from his mouth. Yeah, keep it away.
01:01:14:08	01:01:21:18	Chris [GM]	he’s wondering if you’re going to offer it to him a bit of saliva starts forming on the corners of his mouth
01:01:21:22	01:01:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	does not learn lessons yes you
01:01:24:16	01:01:27:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Some people just aren’t teachable to be beyond help.
01:01:25:09	01:01:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	Guys run.
01:01:26:28	01:02:02:14	Brin [Basil]	think this guy needs help man why
01:01:27:25	01:01:31:07	Chris [GM]	guys hold on I don’t like dealing with this
01:01:32:10	01:01:33:24	Chris [GM]	I owe you 20 gold pieces.
01:01:35:04	01:01:46:17	Chris [GM]	And so he pulls out of his pocket, it takes him a while though because the pants are pretty tight and then his hand’s kind of stuck in there finally pulls up 20 gold piece and hands it over to Arrows oh yeah okay
01:01:36:23	01:01:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:43:22	01:01:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, this is what I’m going to do, my friend.
01:01:47:09	01:01:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	If I return your gold pieces and give you 20 gold pieces, can you go on a diet?
01:01:58:06	01:01:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	No one likes fat elf, my friends.
01:02:01:09	01:02:06:10	Chris [GM]	Look look you sound like my dad you sound Like My Dad but I know what I like
01:02:02:14	01:03:02:13	Brin [Basil]	do
01:02:08:15	01:02:11:06	Chris [GM]	and I’m not going to stop eating hot dogs okay I like them
01:02:10:00	01:02:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:02:12:01	01:02:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	I just try and help…
01:02:13:15	01:02:20:03	Chris [GM]	I’m pretty… What a fat. P-H-I-T fat, man. I know it’s up.
01:02:18:26	01:02:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	All right, last cause. Let’s move.
01:02:21:23	01:02:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	today marks the beginning of my
01:02:26:18	01:02:27:07	Chris [GM]	Hold on.
01:02:27:13	01:02:28:20	Steve [Nortle]	how many times you read it it’s
01:02:28:20	01:02:43:25	Steve [Nortle]	putting the p back where it came from that’s
01:02:29:25	01:02:36:03	Chris [GM]	I need to take a couple notes here. You guys did a good deed. You saved Hot Dog
01:02:36:17	01:02:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	I tried to get him unfat
01:02:37:05	01:02:39:25	Chris [GM]	Stand and you saved Joey Chestnuts
01:02:43:25	01:02:52:21	Steve [Nortle]	that’s pretty philanthropic for you yeah but
01:02:46:08	01:02:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	exactly, I was going to give him 20 actually 40 because he would have lost 20 he’s gaining 20 and then an additional
01:02:52:21	01:02:57:20	Steve [Nortle]	you were gonna do a deception on the value of it and would have been like a gum wrapper
01:02:56:25	01:03:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	I had plenty to give um no
01:03:02:09	01:03:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	hold up Can I cast Distort Value on Joey Chestnuts?
01:03:02:13	01:03:17:14	Brin [Basil]	you
01:03:08:19	01:03:09:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:03:09:25	01:03:11:03	Chris [GM]	you trying to accomplish first?
01:03:10:19	01:03:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to make him feel better about himself.
01:03:15:09	01:03:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	wait he’s big wait wait wait you enlarged him you enlarge him he’s like He’s like Veruca Salt or whatever the other… What’s the other girl’s name?
01:03:16:14	01:03:17:07	Chris [GM]	pretty dang good
01:03:16:19	01:03:17:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:03:17:14	01:03:18:03	Brin [Basil]	care about
01:03:22:17	01:03:23:24	Chris [GM]	like right now he’s like
01:03:25:29	01:03:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	Violet.
01:03:26:20	01:03:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Better Bogard?
01:03:27:26	01:03:34:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, there’s just more of him to love.
01:03:28:28	01:03:31:20	Chris [GM]	He’s like loving it for size that he’s in.
01:03:34:22	01:03:37:20	Dave [Xeros]	This is the thing and I think Falclaw can agree with me on this.
01:03:37:04	01:03:42:02	Chris [GM]	I think this is a valuable lesson for Eros to learn that people can love themselves for who they are,
01:03:39:11	01:03:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:03:40:21	01:03:41:18	Dave [Xeros]	People can love themselves?
01:03:42:03	01:03:44:05	Steve [Nortle]	Even if you’re horizontally gifted
01:03:43:04	01:03:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m always ready to…
01:03:44:03	01:03:52:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so I’m just—Falclaw, I think I’ve learned a lesson here. Can I tell you?
01:03:47:13	01:03:49:18	Chris [GM]	a lesson to be learned except who you are.
01:03:53:22	01:03:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:03:54:02	01:03:57:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I dream that you’ll say these words every day.
01:03:56:15	01:04:01:16	Dave [Xeros]	Growing up, growing up as my parents were teaching me from the Book of Idios,
01:04:03:04	01:04:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	I had my value distorted. I felt like I couldn’t be perfect.
01:04:10:20	01:04:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	And now I can see that even fat elves can love themselves and maybe I can love myself too.
01:04:19:15	01:04:20:13	Chris [GM]	That was beautiful.
01:04:20:14	01:04:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	But I don’t. can you help me with that okay all right do i have to pay you 20 gold pieces
01:04:23:10	01:04:25:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, yeah.
01:04:31:28	01:04:33:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, they do.
01:04:32:18	01:04:39:17	Brin [Basil]	hold it for him no you’re not and
01:04:33:24	01:04:34:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t listen to them.
01:04:34:26	01:04:35:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:04:36:06	01:04:38:14	Steve [Nortle]	We’re what you might call escrow.
01:04:40:13	01:04:52:22	Brin [Basil]	And I just hop away, and I’m
01:04:43:22	01:04:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	damn it bezel okay hey of hot
01:04:44:13	01:04:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all right guys um i
01:04:44:17	01:04:52:05	Chris [GM]	All right guys, congratulations on the hot dog eating contest. If you guys want we can do another round of a hot dog eating contest.
01:04:52:22	01:04:53:21	Brin [Basil]	over on the side of the tent.
01:04:54:02	01:05:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am pretty anti -hot dog at this point and i’m associating hot dogs with sin
01:04:54:10	01:04:56:18	Chris [GM]	We only got to play it once, but we can do it again if you want.
01:05:01:18	01:05:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:05:06:11	01:05:17:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and so i’m also i’m gonna take i’m taking advantage of my like tiny side my adorable size right now and i am going to go like the next line of people are they’re like
01:05:07:24	01:05:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	and fat elves
01:05:08:19	01:05:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:05:14:10	01:05:14:21	Chris [GM]	Yes.
01:05:17:29	01:05:27:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	compete again, I’m going to the line and I’m like this is not the way. Okay? You guys listen!
01:05:18:16	01:05:19:24	Chris [GM]	People are lined up. Oh yeah.
01:05:24:03	01:05:30:25	Brin [Basil]	Okay wait a minute… He has advantage with these I feel like that’s a must
01:05:24:08	01:05:24:28	Chris [GM]	Okay. Give me
01:05:26:01	01:05:27:04	Chris [GM]	a performance check.
01:05:30:12	01:05:34:12	Chris [GM]	No no no. First I want to hear what you’re going to have to say and then we’ll do a performance check?
01:05:31:24	01:05:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	while he’s doing it I am going to write down a pamphlet for him that is against
01:05:38:17	01:05:40:17	Chris [GM]	You’re like Matthew following Jesus.
01:05:40:01	01:05:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	just
01:05:42:23	01:05:43:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, who am I?
01:05:44:05	01:05:45:22	Dave [Xeros]	is the gospel
01:05:44:27	01:05:46:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did you just say
01:05:45:13	01:05:52:19	Chris [GM]	I said like Matthew following Jesus who kept a record of what Jesus said. I didn’t say you
01:05:48:21	01:05:51:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so you say okay alright
01:05:53:10	01:05:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	I scribbled down really quick the gospel of anti
01:05:59:08	01:06:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the G word?
01:06:01:29	01:06:02:01	Dave [Xeros]	The
01:06:02:25	01:06:03:11	Chris [GM]	Lizzy
01:06:04:10	01:06:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	gospel of anti-glizzies.
01:06:05:25	01:06:16:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes do you see so I’m gonna say something Do you see what this indulgence and worldly leads to,
01:06:06:09	01:06:07:00	Chris [GM]	that’s good
01:06:16:15	01:06:20:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I point towards Mr. Elf a little bit
01:06:20:10	01:06:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	by participating
01:06:20:10	01:06:22:06	Chris [GM]	he’s trying to get up right now
01:06:23:29	01:06:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like eight feet tall.
01:06:25:15	01:06:30:12	Chris [GM]	He’s totally enlarged he’s kind of stuck in the building it’s only an 8 foot ceiling
01:06:30:24	01:06:33:26	Dave [Xeros]	He’s choking the building like a hot dog in his throat.
01:06:36:12	01:06:38:00	Chris [GM]	scraping along the roof
01:06:36:14	01:06:37:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:06:36:14	01:06:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	Gross!
01:06:39:01	01:06:45:16	Brin [Basil]	You’re so good at that!
01:06:41:01	01:06:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in these kinds of activities the rest
01:06:50:26	01:06:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of you will also be choking on more than just hot dogs it’s called death this is what it leads
01:06:59:08	01:07:08:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do world of world of misery and that’s
01:07:01:02	01:07:05:13	Chris [GM]	If he finds another glizzy in his pocket and he just starts eating it while you’re saying this,
01:07:05:13	01:07:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	And and and my pants are covered in vomit and piss. That’s what happens, not just the
01:07:10:13	01:07:11:14	Chris [GM]	that’s your own fault.
01:07:16:04	01:07:21:03	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s hear how persuasive you are for a roll performance.
01:07:16:22	01:07:22:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s my speech i have advantage because i’m adorable
01:07:21:11	01:07:23:15	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely you have advantage.
01:07:22:15	01:07:25:15	Chris [GM]	I did promise you all an inspiration point
01:07:25:21	01:07:40:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh um 17 okay these
01:07:34:09	01:07:40:22	Chris [GM]	Give me a… Roll a V100 for me. This will be the percentage of people that you’ve convinced.
01:07:40:16	01:07:50:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	two oh my gosh 17 right yeah
01:07:50:16	01:07:52:22	Chris [GM]	10% goes a long way
01:07:55:17	01:07:57:28	Steve [Nortle]	we’re looking at eternal principles here
01:07:57:24	01:08:07:26	Chris [GM]	there’s like a line of about 20 or so people and three people look down in shame at themselves
01:07:58:03	01:08:16:27	Brin [Basil]	There are the ones that
01:08:07:22	01:08:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	and see the piss and vomit on themselves
01:08:13:08	01:08:14:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they look
01:08:14:11	01:08:17:08	Chris [GM]	they’re the elves that are in the line yes
01:08:14:12	01:08:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:08:16:19	01:08:18:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:08:16:27	01:08:24:22	Brin [Basil]	still have a single chin.
01:08:17:29	01:08:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	The ones that can think about this
01:08:20:02	01:08:28:18	Chris [GM]	yeah and they kind of wander up one of them looks around awkwardly in hopes that no one recognizes
01:08:20:29	01:08:22:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	their eyes are open
01:08:28:18	01:08:39:26	Chris [GM]	others are grateful for your words and they’re not angry about it at least but
01:08:41:08	01:08:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Elves we see you and we love you.
01:08:44:24	01:08:45:23	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:08:49:15	01:08:50:14	Chris [GM]	learning a lesson very well
01:08:50:29	01:08:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	Plank gag.
01:08:53:12	01:08:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	That’s what happens when you eat too many hot dogs.
01:08:54:28	01:08:55:17	Chris [GM]	yeah
01:08:56:22	01:08:57:11	Chris [GM]	Nortle
01:08:58:26	01:09:01:19	Steve [Nortle]	rather pissed that I’m second place
01:09:03:02	01:09:09:22	Steve [Nortle]	yes I told you I understand you now
01:09:05:07	01:09:06:21	Brin [Basil]	Doesn’t feel good, does it?
01:09:10:16	01:09:15:06	Chris [GM]	having feeling a little down feeling like he
01:09:15:24	01:09:26:12	Steve [Nortle]	my athletic prowess yeah but my athleticism should have and my desire to win in competition should have been a powerful enough drive.
01:09:26:08	01:09:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	It should’ve been enough but it wasn’t?
01:09:28:01	01:09:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I need distraction.
01:09:29:08	01:09:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	That’s okay.
01:09:29:22	01:09:44:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know, while he’s
01:09:30:13	01:09:32:15	Chris [GM]	decides that you need to move on
01:09:34:13	01:09:37:28	Chris [GM]	You need the distraction. So I’m going to leave it up for you in order where we’re going next.
01:09:35:03	01:09:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:09:44:21	01:09:54:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	looking around maybe where to go, I want to remind him. everybody here that there’s a lot of comparison going like talk going on a lot
01:09:48:19	01:09:48:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:09:54:07	01:10:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of like placing and i just want to remind everybody in our group that you’re all enough
01:09:55:18	01:09:55:26	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:10:02:18	01:10:08:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and in fact you eros specifically people i think used
01:10:08:04	01:10:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	i’m zina yes we are all children of god
01:10:08:20	01:10:17:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to say something like you’re zena well that’s not quite what i was saying
01:10:22:06	01:10:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, I am still the son of our father or mother.
01:10:28:20	01:10:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	I can never remember how it connects us.
01:10:29:26	01:10:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	can’t get it
01:10:30:04	01:10:36:11	Brin [Basil]	That’s right we have different dads because You’re a tortle and i’m a herringbone
01:10:33:04	01:10:33:23	Steve [Nortle]	Different dads.
01:10:36:17	01:10:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	Right?
01:10:38:05	01:10:43:02	Steve [Nortle]	But we have that our fathers don’t love us We have that in common as well.
01:10:42:20	01:10:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah yeah i think we all have in common don’t we You don’t even know who your father is, do you? Yeah. My father’s just a bastard.
01:10:47:06	01:10:47:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s true
01:10:49:21	01:10:52:13	Steve [Nortle]	You just got kicked out of the nest before you could even fly.
01:10:52:07	01:10:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah but I’m still like love myself and you can be happy too in spite of other people’s choices
01:11:00:06	01:11:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	So lies help you feel better, huh?
01:11:02:19	01:11:04:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I didn’t say I was lying to myself
01:11:04:22	01:11:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	It sure sounds like it would.
01:11:07:25	01:11:08:02	Dave [Xeros]	Wow.
01:11:08:15	01:11:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	I need retail therapy off to the merch booth. Come on! I have gold burning in his pocket.
01:11:09:29	01:11:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna look at the um
01:11:10:29	01:11:11:26	Chris [GM]	Retail therapy?
01:11:13:26	01:11:14:12	Chris [GM]	Heck yeah.
01:11:16:18	01:11:31:27	Brin [Basil]	He doesn’t even
01:11:17:20	01:11:24:21	Dave [Xeros]	Quite literally, I pull it out and I just melt some in my hand and I dip your quill in it. Anyone need signatures?
01:11:17:25	01:11:18:13	Chris [GM]	Excellent.
01:11:26:04	01:11:30:05	Steve [Nortle]	No one shows up but you just sign on the back of Nortle’s shell and he doesn’t even notice.
01:11:29:08	01:11:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	And I, yeah. No, while you’re walking, I’m just licking my finger and I’m making artwork
01:11:31:27	01:11:36:19	Brin [Basil]	feel it…gold flecking?
01:11:35:25	01:11:43:25	Steve [Nortle]	Is it just all over the bed? I can’t see behind. I can never see my back, so… Yeah? Yeah.
01:11:41:10	01:11:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like Batman. You can’t move your neck.
01:11:41:18	01:11:42:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:11:42:04	01:11:42:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s
01:11:43:28	01:11:45:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna be a
01:11:46:27	01:11:51:09	Steve [Nortle]	I guess it rained in a very specific location right on my shower.
01:11:50:29	01:11:52:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s raining gold.
01:11:51:22	01:12:00:11	Brin [Basil]	That actually looks awesome. A hundred gold?
01:11:52:29	01:11:54:27	Chris [GM]	Very good, very good.
01:11:56:01	01:11:58:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I am going to subtract 100 golds.
01:11:56:26	01:11:59:14	Chris [GM]	You guys all make your way…
01:12:00:23	01:12:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	I just burned a bunch of the gold in my hand. Yeah.
01:12:01:20	01:12:08:01	Chris [GM]	Oh, you melted the gold. Man, what would it be like to have an unlimited supply of money?
01:12:08:20	01:12:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	It is not unlimited. I just cannot manage it well.
01:12:12:12	01:12:20:11	Steve [Nortle]	And yet we keep allowing him to be the one who collects it for all of us. We don’t make the wisest choices as a group.
01:12:17:08	01:12:17:28	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:12:19:11	01:12:21:26	Dave [Xeros]	i’ve made some pretty amazing bets guys
01:12:20:16	01:12:26:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m actually i’m kind of proud of him when he like melts his gold and i kind of am
01:12:25:00	01:12:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m i’m removing the weight of the world oh okay
01:12:25:08	01:12:26:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:12:26:02	01:12:26:19	Steve [Nortle]	It shows
01:12:27:17	01:12:31:16	Chris [GM]	Lesson two. Lesson one was gluttony and lesson two is greed.
01:12:28:20	01:12:29:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
01:12:31:23	01:12:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s something like that
01:12:33:07	01:12:44:01	Chris [GM]	You all make your way over to the Mercury. It’s right in front of the main stage And as you roll up to it,
01:12:44:25	01:12:56:11	Chris [GM]	You see various different bands’ merchandise on sale. All in one convenient location. Usually these places will have multiple booths.
01:12:56:22	01:12:59:08	Chris [GM]	They’ve been in agreement. We’re all going to bring them into what place?
01:13:01:17	01:13:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	we’re donna’s signing autographs look at that tent’s huge okay um also can you add 30 pounds of encumbrance because you have about 30 pounds of gold on your shell.
01:13:04:24	01:13:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re going
01:13:14:28	01:13:16:04	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t even notice
01:13:16:16	01:13:19:00	Dave [Xeros]	And let’s auction him off here in the merch hall.
01:13:21:05	01:13:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	i just my balance is a little weird so usually i can just rest on my feet but when i do that
01:13:27:07	01:13:29:06	Brin [Basil]	I’m like…
01:13:27:08	01:13:36:24	Steve [Nortle]	feel tip tip back so i’m just i’m Just a little bit around the balls of my feet now oh yeah
01:13:27:11	01:13:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like tilting backwards?
01:13:28:14	01:13:30:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:28:24	01:13:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:13:31:09	01:13:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s actually
01:13:34:13	01:13:38:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s actually a good core workout and make you like way stronger
01:13:36:24	01:13:37:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:36:24	01:13:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	yeah no one gets to appreciate it yeah it’s just like my core in real life except
01:13:37:22	01:13:40:02	Brin [Basil]	But unfortunately, his core is covered.
01:13:40:09	01:13:41:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:42:21	01:13:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Armored cover core.
01:13:46:20	01:13:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	it’s less armor and more. Natural armor? Yeah, yeah.
01:13:48:19	01:13:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, man.
01:13:48:26	01:13:49:16	Chris [GM]	Who’s this guy?
01:13:52:02	01:13:53:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	protective layer
01:13:55:15	01:13:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	Are there any other celebrities that we’re seeing here? I kind of want to
01:14:00:21	01:14:01:02	Chris [GM]	Go ahead.
01:14:01:05	01:14:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	see if the Johannes brothers are here or who else
01:14:06:15	01:14:08:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh kid rock
01:14:07:04	01:14:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	what’s yeah yeah kid kid rocks it was k -i -d -d rocks kid rocks he looks a little white trash
01:14:09:16	01:14:10:28	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah. No, what did you call him?
01:14:10:22	01:14:13:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
01:14:14:12	01:14:15:11	Chris [GM]	That’s so great.
01:14:19:02	01:14:20:21	Chris [GM]	Ah, yeah, here he is.
01:14:25:21	01:14:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	a fuzzy hat uh what he looks like a child
01:14:25:22	01:14:27:03	Chris [GM]	Oh! Spoiler alert!
01:14:28:12	01:14:29:22	Chris [GM]	This is so hard to do.
01:14:32:13	01:14:40:07	Chris [GM]	This is the booth attendee. You walk up to him and he says Hey, sirs My name’s Vanilla
01:14:40:22	01:14:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna look at everyone and say hey not sexy enough uh i’m going to go clean up real quick
01:14:45:18	01:14:54:05	Chris [GM]	You look at Vanilla, and you see basically not much. Just a basic simp. Do you understand that word?
01:14:52:17	01:14:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:14:54:26	01:15:03:15	Brin [Basil]	don’t i’m sorry i thought you said imp how
01:14:56:15	01:14:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a total soy boy.
01:14:57:23	01:15:02:05	Chris [GM]	How would you describe a simp? Simp. Simp.”
01:15:00:18	01:15:01:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah wasn’t he
01:15:02:17	01:15:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	Basic imp would be good too.
01:15:04:08	01:15:05:13	Chris [GM]	Basic simp.”
01:15:05:20	01:15:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	He’s a himbo.
01:15:06:26	01:15:10:18	Chris [GM]	He looks kind of down though. Something’s kind of eating at him.
01:15:09:19	01:15:15:21	Dave [Xeros]	Well he has no self-esteem because he pays women to simp for them. It’s kind of disgusting.
01:15:16:26	01:15:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:15:18:10	01:15:27:19	Brin [Basil]	what what what does that mean
01:15:22:04	01:15:25:08	Dave [Xeros]	It looks like he needs a new person to simph for.
01:15:27:19	01:15:35:22	Brin [Basil]	this guy’s definitely in his team
01:15:28:11	01:15:31:19	Chris [GM]	Hey guys, what can I get you here at the Mertz booth?
01:15:28:14	01:15:29:15	Dave [Xeros]	and we can
01:15:36:29	01:15:41:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s pretty good though what do you got what’s it what’s here what are we
01:15:41:09	01:15:43:04	Chris [GM]	I’ve got all your band’s merchandise.
01:15:44:06	01:15:44:28	Chris [GM]	My God.
01:15:44:27	01:15:46:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have LaDonna t-shirts
01:15:46:11	01:15:46:26	Chris [GM]	I do.
01:15:47:28	01:15:59:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they’re right over here. And he waves his hand up and he whiffs like this circular shirt thing that… You remember when it was a kid you’d hide in those circular round shirts?
01:15:48:04	01:15:48:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how much
01:15:59:25	01:16:10:14	Chris [GM]	It’s one of those but it’s floating and he just starts twirling his fingers and then it starts spinning around and there are three or four shirts just pop out you’ve got like the tour from a three years ago it’s like a discounted shirt
01:16:01:10	01:16:02:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my childhood
01:16:10:14	01:16:21:18	Chris [GM]	we’ve got a couple of the newer tours going on yeah yeah yeah ya yeah you wish
01:16:10:24	01:16:14:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eras tour
01:16:17:03	01:16:17:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everybody
01:16:19:21	01:16:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
01:16:21:18	01:16:31:01	Chris [GM]	you wish that that did not happen if you remember correctly la donna did not remember who or know who you were.
01:16:22:22	01:16:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	No, that was one of your fever dreams because you didn’t have enough to drink.
01:16:24:03	01:16:50:11	Brin [Basil]	no you
01:16:26:29	01:16:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	oh did that happen that was in the oh was that the purple okay that happened when i was checking
01:16:36:04	01:16:38:02	Chris [GM]	They’re five gold pieces each.
01:16:40:04	01:16:40:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll have one of each
01:16:42:22	01:16:44:28	Chris [GM]	Okay, and he kind of bursts up. He’s like, whoa.
01:16:46:05	01:16:52:08	Dave [Xeros]	could you want to chisel it off the shelf um slag it’s just like
01:16:47:13	01:16:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you just want to give me that pile of milk
01:16:50:11	01:16:52:05	Brin [Basil]	see me i’m like scraping up
01:16:52:08	01:17:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	slag in my head shut up um i listen listen listen you you have taught me so much today
01:16:52:21	01:16:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what do you mean off my shell?
01:16:55:01	01:16:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:16:55:17	01:16:55:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stop
01:17:00:29	01:17:01:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:17:03:20	01:17:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	just just today i need to talk to you about greed and worldly possessions can i i just
01:17:12:07	01:17:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	look look they’re just they’re not love
01:17:12:08	01:17:12:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this isn’t
01:17:12:28	01:17:14:04	Chris [GM]	But it’s LaDonna.
01:17:16:27	01:17:18:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have some of my own money
01:17:19:24	01:17:22:22	Chris [GM]	You were given 200 gold from Lashara at the beginning.
01:17:21:17	01:17:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	there you were
01:17:22:10	01:17:26:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah Yeah, so like 20 gold? Yep.
01:17:24:28	01:17:33:13	Chris [GM]	Fantastic. He takes 20 gold. You get all four shirts and floss them down. I don’t know if they fit you. Let’s roll to see if they fits you, so…
01:17:31:23	01:17:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh okay I can’t get my
01:17:32:09	01:17:35:19	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like he would give them the kid sizes.
01:17:35:15	01:17:37:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:17:36:11	01:17:42:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh crap they’re going to be too small Can I get
01:17:40:05	01:17:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh those are kid rock special
01:17:44:08	01:17:47:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a size or he’s just gonna
01:17:47:10	01:17:50:02	Dave [Xeros]	he’s a simp, he’s not really engaged
01:17:48:29	01:18:00:19	Chris [GM]	Tell you what? In the newer shirt, he does have kid sizes that would definitely fit you, but that original LaDonna Eros Tour, not Eros, Eros tour,
01:17:55:27	01:17:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	the Ladonna Eros yeah
01:18:01:09	01:18:10:08	Chris [GM]	uh it is a size xl unfortunately don’t you remember as a kid like being so disappointed
01:18:07:22	01:18:09:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll grow into it
01:18:10:08	01:18:15:00	Chris [GM]	when you got this awesome shirt with like a video game character on it which was very rare back in
01:18:13:02	01:18:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	you’re still smaller too so it’s gonna be like
01:18:15:00	01:18:24:01	Chris [GM]	the day and it was always like way too big for you it was the worst sounds good you look great
01:18:15:10	01:18:15:28	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:18:17:02	01:18:20:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because…
01:18:19:19	01:18:22:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whichever one I can put on now the others are going in my pack
01:18:21:27	01:18:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	okay, hey Are you not going to learn this lesson? You’re just, you’re gonna go after the things of the world.
01:18:30:15	01:18:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just asking. Just admit it. Please admit it because I can do something for you.
01:18:30:21	01:18:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	know how many times i’ve tried to help you and
01:18:37:29	01:18:47:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you don’t listen to me but i was
01:18:39:04	01:18:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	I pull the shirt out of your bag and I cast reduce on it so it fits you perfectly.
01:18:47:02	01:19:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna grow it i’m gonna i’m not gonna be the size forever that’s what
01:18:48:28	01:18:56:25	Chris [GM]	you don’t need to roll for reducedy it’s just spell i never know which spells you have to roll. It’s normally the attacking
01:18:51:11	01:18:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	No, it’s just spell. Yeah.
01:18:55:15	01:18:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	No.
01:18:56:29	01:19:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. It’s a larger juice. Here you go.
01:19:01:26	01:19:03:06	Dave [Xeros]	Just say you want it.
01:19:03:27	01:19:14:12	Chris [GM]	is a very distrusting look in Falclaw’s eyes right now. Just remember you are shrinked right now so if he shrinks it down to your right size the moment you pop back up it’s going to tear
01:19:06:29	01:19:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	Just say that
01:19:12:17	01:19:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m saying
01:19:12:29	01:19:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	but hey hey, just FYI, I can enlarge or reduce this to any size you want.
01:19:23:04	01:19:29:24	Dave [Xeros]	So I just want you to say that you have some worldly attachment and be okay with it
01:19:31:26	01:19:36:19	Dave [Xeros]	And if not, at this size actually fits me perfectly too
01:19:37:24	01:19:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	And I do have vomit and piss on my pants Okay? Do you want it? Just say it Just say it.
01:19:40:18	01:19:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	off i would appreciate
01:19:42:00	01:19:42:12	Chris [GM]	the pants?
01:19:47:29	01:19:56:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it if you gave me back my item
01:19:51:22	01:20:01:11	Dave [Xeros]	The shirt that you want That is worldly But you love
01:19:56:20	01:20:00:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that i paid for
01:20:01:11	01:20:06:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, there you go
01:20:03:20	01:20:04:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I need it. Give it to me.
01:20:06:20	01:20:07:05	Chris [GM]	Vanilla
01:20:07:29	01:20:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:20:09:08	01:20:12:13	Chris [GM]	just like this is the most action he’s seen all day
01:20:12:04	01:20:15:23	Steve [Nortle]	Meanwhile, Nortle is staring at everything just…
01:20:14:21	01:20:18:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah there’s posters on the wall from bands of all
01:20:17:05	01:20:22:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m putting both of them on. I’m wearing two LaDonna T-shirts, okay? Yep.
01:20:21:07	01:20:22:07	Chris [GM]	albums are there
01:20:23:28	01:20:26:07	Chris [GM]	you got albums galore available
01:20:26:10	01:20:34:28	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have one of those original EPs Like that LaDona had? Yeah, one of them Like the original Like the very first
01:20:34:28	01:20:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	like um like material material lady like soundtrack that’s
01:20:35:14	01:20:38:27	Chris [GM]	yeah, no I’m not a collector. You ought to go
01:20:38:22	01:20:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	I think the song was material of legal age woman.
01:20:40:19	01:20:42:11	Chris [GM]	look, I get what you’re saying man
01:20:46:01	01:20:46:25	Chris [GM]	material plane
01:20:46:24	01:20:48:09	Dave [Xeros]	right it was material of
01:20:48:09	01:20:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	legal age woman can i can i i’m gonna flip through and see if i can find it the
01:20:53:22	01:20:57:23	Chris [GM]	you’re not going to find out. I have all the new stuff here if you guys want something old you gotta head over to
01:20:58:25	01:21:05:08	Chris [GM]	another man’s treasure he’s usually got the older knickknack kind of stuff. The more collectors
01:20:59:08	01:21:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay all right hey
01:21:05:02	01:21:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, they probably do.
01:21:05:17	01:21:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have anything in the form of like elbow pads or knee pads Or wristbands or a belt with maybe a single letter?
01:21:16:18	01:21:27:29	Chris [GM]	he has available at the merch booth is obviously all sorts of band i can never get
01:21:28:17	01:21:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	paraphernalia
01:21:30:28	01:21:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	there a band you were
01:21:33:15	01:21:35:26	Steve [Nortle]	mildly irritated against the machine
01:21:35:13	01:21:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	the machine do you have the mild irritated okay
01:21:36:13	01:21:46:05	Chris [GM]	he’s got some shirts for them absolutely he does anyways what you will find here though is in addition to your merch it is your basic dnd
01:21:46:05	01:21:57:13	Chris [GM]	goods store so we’ve got the most basic stuff that you can find with a player’s handbook just, well potions would be somewhere else. That would be at the Thursday meeting
01:21:47:28	01:21:52:15	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay like potions and all that
01:21:58:14	01:22:10:11	Chris [GM]	but here is your base equipment kind of stuff so if you can find in a player’s handbook that kind of thing like elbow pad or
01:22:10:11	01:22:16:10	Chris [GM]	belt and things like that then I’ll allow it I don’t know if that exists
01:22:15:04	01:22:17:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Those sound like legendary items.
01:22:18:07	01:22:19:16	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:22:20:25	01:22:25:15	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure that if I had knee pads it would increase my armor by at least one
01:22:27:04	01:22:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	have 18 armor class because of knee pads
01:22:28:07	01:22:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	sitting there I’m just going to poke you and see if you fall over just because you’re back at it.
01:22:33:14	01:22:42:28	Steve [Nortle]	nah, I’ve got solid I am a monk so that means I’ve gotten great center of gravity.
01:22:45:17	01:22:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	Mildly angry
01:22:47:15	01:22:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m irritated against the machine
01:22:48:26	01:22:49:25	Dave [Xeros]	against the machine,
01:22:49:16	01:22:55:28	Chris [GM]	Basil why don’t you roll a, you’ve been kind of quiet and just kind of observing all this happening give me your perception check
01:23:00:17	01:23:09:19	Chris [GM]	18 with that you definitely know something’s up with Vanilla he’s kind of down impressed
01:23:02:05	01:23:02:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:23:10:04	01:23:12:22	Brin [Basil]	Van, how you doing man?
01:23:12:25	01:23:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	because they don’t sell enough knee pads
01:23:14:23	01:23:15:04	Chris [GM]	not
01:23:16:05	01:23:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	It could be that he hasn’t heard a good word of idios for a while.
01:23:19:26	01:23:23:17	Brin [Basil]	Please just for the love of God shut up For one second
01:23:21:09	01:23:27:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am just
01:23:24:04	01:23:26:03	Dave [Xeros]	Gorg loves you! Gorg love is hell!
01:23:27:26	01:23:31:15	Steve [Nortle]	it’s funny that your religious conversion is because you see how it irritates people
01:23:29:09	01:23:32:13	Brin [Basil]	Van Listen I like your name
01:23:30:07	01:23:31:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	looking…
01:23:33:20	01:23:36:04	Brin [Basil]	It might It may or may not be my favorite flavor
01:23:36:20	01:23:37:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:23:37:20	01:23:39:03	Brin [Basil]	So what’s going on
01:23:39:07	01:23:44:17	Chris [GM]	I don’t really want to talk about it. It’s kind of embarrassing.
01:23:40:25	01:23:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	Vanilla?
01:23:42:02	01:23:44:04	Brin [Basil]	What do you mean Talk about
01:23:45:11	01:23:49:19	Brin [Basil]	Embarrassing I’ve got an embarrassing story That I’m not gonna tell you
01:23:46:00	01:23:46:05	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:23:49:15	01:23:49:29	Chris [GM]	What?
01:23:53:27	01:23:54:06	Dave [Xeros]	what?
01:23:54:03	01:23:59:09	Chris [GM]	Was that me or you were just impersonating me? Is that what that was? No.
01:23:59:28	01:24:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
01:24:00:12	01:24:08:11	Brin [Basil]	No, I have an embarrassing story. See my – you see my half-brother over there?
01:24:01:22	01:24:04:08	Steve [Nortle]	you haven’t pissed on yourself or puked on your pants
01:24:07:21	01:24:19:00	Steve [Nortle]	Hi She’s my sister My dad threw me as an egg He thought
01:24:10:25	01:24:13:17	Brin [Basil]	Listen, it’s a long story just I don’t want to talk about it.
01:24:12:26	01:24:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s kind of gross.
01:24:14:18	01:24:22:29	Brin [Basil]	You see how he’s like a turtle and my dad did something else to his mom.
01:24:19:00	01:24:19:22	Steve [Nortle]	I was a football
01:24:24:22	01:24:26:18	Brin [Basil]	Anyways, you see how him is a turtle?
01:24:26:24	01:24:30:04	Chris [GM]	Ben Ellis is trying to process this whole information you just gave me.
01:24:27:21	01:24:33:11	Brin [Basil]	And I’m really fast. I’m way faster than the situation where I lost grace.
01:24:33:20	01:24:34:16	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true
01:24:34:12	01:24:36:17	Brin [Basil]	So there’s my embarrassing story. What’s yours?
01:24:36:08	01:24:38:19	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like legendarily bad
01:24:38:15	01:24:39:02	Brin [Basil]	Shut up!
01:24:39:14	01:24:43:21	Chris [GM]	I mean, that’s cool, but I don’T know how that’s going to help me.
01:24:40:22	01:24:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	Today marks the beginning
01:24:44:28	01:24:48:03	Chris [GM]	This is kind of more on the matters of love.
01:24:49:12	01:24:53:18	Brin [Basil]	I happen to be a mediocre expert about that.
01:24:50:29	01:24:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve been here too long.
01:24:53:25	01:24:54:17	Chris [GM]	About love?
01:24:54:20	01:24:55:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:24:58:04	01:25:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	There’s so much shit going on in the background right now!
01:25:00:08	01:25:01:17	Chris [GM]	I know! I know.
01:25:03:01	01:25:07:09	Chris [GM]	Just keep it down so we can have the real conversation going on here. Yeah. Yeah.
01:25:04:11	01:25:07:02	Brin [Basil]	Just ignore them. Just ignore those.
01:25:06:23	01:25:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	today marks the beginning of my expedition into this one there’s an
01:25:08:01	01:25:23:20	Brin [Basil]	Come on now, what’s
01:25:09:23	01:25:10:06	Chris [GM]	I…
01:25:11:16	01:25:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:11:16	01:25:12:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:25:12:06	01:25:21:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, DVD comes in. Listen, I asked out a girl and she had to turn me down but I really liked her. I don’t know what I did wrong.
01:25:13:13	01:25:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:25:23:20	01:25:23:29	Brin [Basil]	her name?
01:25:28:25	01:25:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	explosion welcome to battle of the bands over here we have the tenses floating discs and the thing that all
01:25:40:17	01:25:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	our apprentices have been working on for five years it’s the only thing they’ve been working
01:25:50:01	01:25:53:25	Dave [Xeros]	and keep your pockets open in bed to everything. Goodbye!
01:25:51:07	01:26:23:12	Brin [Basil]	Goodbye! Butter
01:25:56:10	01:25:59:16	Chris [GM]	Her name is Fawn Butterface
01:26:02:00	01:26:10:05	Chris [GM]	She’s the barkeep over at the Thirsty Maiden F-A-W-N Butterface
01:26:04:26	01:26:15:27	Steve [Nortle]	say bond so what
01:26:12:26	01:26:14:08	Chris [GM]	She’s The Barman
01:26:15:27	01:26:18:10	Steve [Nortle]	is mid -journey going to generate for this one dave
01:26:18:04	01:26:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	It will be a really, really hot girl with a bag over her head because she’s hot but a face.
01:26:21:23	01:26:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:26:21:23	01:26:23:01	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:26:24:17	01:26:31:22	Brin [Basil]	She’s got everything…everything but her food
01:26:27:22	01:26:39:22	Chris [GM]	tried to look for an ugly tiefling i tried no one on the internet draws ugly thieflings they always draw them like mega hot it’s hard to find them
01:26:35:06	01:26:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	No one draws ugly D&D characters.
01:26:35:15	01:26:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:26:36:05	01:26:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:26:39:24	01:26:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	I know!
01:26:41:27	01:26:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:26:41:27	01:26:43:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:26:42:19	01:26:46:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s why i like get stuck looking through pictures for four hours
01:26:48:10	01:26:58:12	Brin [Basil]	attractive after attractive and then all the ads on Pinterest are just
01:26:50:19	01:26:51:07	Chris [GM]	saying is like
01:26:51:00	01:26:53:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll stop when someone’s ugly.
01:26:52:24	01:26:54:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:26:52:26	01:26:55:24	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yep. Look at all these drawings.
01:26:53:13	01:26:54:02	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
01:26:59:06	01:27:00:00	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:27:00:08	01:27:01:07	Chris [GM]	That’s what I’m saying?
01:27:00:27	01:27:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	I think we’re on the same algorithm.
01:27:05:04	01:27:12:26	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Van perks up and Van begins to
01:27:06:12	01:27:07:04	Dave [Xeros]	A lot of redheads.
01:27:07:03	01:27:08:27	Steve [Nortle]	Falclaw will explain it to you later.
01:27:08:24	01:27:16:01	Brin [Basil]	sorry hold on I’m
01:27:12:26	01:27:22:27	Chris [GM]	light up as he begins to describe Fawn Butterface
01:27:16:17	01:27:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	Butter face.
01:27:22:27	01:27:25:18	Chris [GM]	to you. It’s a tiefling
01:27:26:18	01:27:31:04	Chris [GM]	bar maiden over at the Thirsty Maiden she’s got beautiful red skin
01:27:32:18	01:27:34:22	Chris [GM]	horns that curl, that make me want to curl
01:27:36:28	01:27:41:01	Chris [GM]	She’s mean with drinks, so she can hold her on Man I just really like her
01:27:40:07	01:27:42:11	Steve [Nortle]	He waxes poetic when he’s in love.
01:27:43:24	01:27:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	Apparently, um… Hey, Basil’s gonna go talk to this girl for you. We’ll knock this out of the pot.
01:27:50:26	01:27:57:13	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, I can talk to her too. You might not believe him but this hat right here people respect the hat.
01:27:56:08	01:28:10:08	Brin [Basil]	you
01:27:57:08	01:28:00:05	Chris [GM]	He totally perks up and he’s like You guys would do that for me?
01:28:02:07	01:28:08:09	Chris [GM]	Dude, I will give you any free shirt in here you’d want if you’d do that for me. Yeah, that
01:28:07:29	01:28:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get another Madonna t-shirt.
01:28:10:08	01:28:13:26	Brin [Basil]	got You’re wearing two of them.
01:28:10:24	01:28:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	The one in the glass. No, no! Hey, hey! Did you see it? There’s one in a glass! There’s another glass that’s signed. Did you say it?
01:28:13:22	01:28:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get another one. He shrunk the other one.
01:28:19:08	01:28:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re dry clean only, and he shrunk one of them.
01:28:26:02	01:28:31:26	Dave [Xeros]	I will enlarge it for you if you need to. I was trying to do something nice, and I did pitch to admit that you were worldly.
01:28:31:02	01:28:32:27	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take a jimmy shirt.
01:28:33:28	01:28:38:21	Chris [GM]	You gotta, like… You gotta do it first. I’m just gonna give it to you.
01:28:35:15	01:28:37:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh, you won’t? Right.
01:28:37:03	01:28:45:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay, this is… Does he only have the Jimmy Accentrance like the religion tour one? The new one?
01:28:47:02	01:28:48:22	Chris [GM]	It’s just today that happened.
01:28:47:02	01:28:52:26	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’m just saying, I know, but he’s magical and he can change all of his merch in two seconds.
01:28:48:29	01:28:49:23	Brin [Basil]	Thank you!
01:28:52:29	01:29:02:02	Chris [GM]	All he can do is just kind of… He’s using Mage Hand to move stuff around. It’s nothing that magical. It’s not illusion. Illusion.
01:28:55:14	01:28:55:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:28:58:12	01:29:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	All right. All right, fine. Yeah, okay.
01:28:59:29	01:29:01:13	Brin [Basil]	It’s not… That’s right.
01:29:02:15	01:29:02:28	Brin [Basil]	Gossip.
01:29:03:21	01:29:08:14	Chris [GM]	Okay. Anyways. Yeah. I mean she’s at Thirsty Maiden if you guys
01:29:09:04	01:29:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I didn’t hear any… I’m looking at my
01:29:10:17	01:29:11:08	Brin [Basil]	You know what?
01:29:15:17	01:29:17:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m thirsty. Let’s go, yeah?
01:29:17:13	01:29:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m always thirsty.
01:29:19:02	01:29:21:09	Brin [Basil]	Let’s get butter-faced!
01:29:21:11	01:29:26:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep, yeah. Let’s go get… Yeah, pissed-faced and whatever.
01:29:26:26	01:29:28:25	Brin [Basil]	Let’s see what this face is all about.
01:29:28:00	01:29:30:06	Steve [Nortle]	Do you know what they’re talking about, foul claw?
01:29:28:01	01:29:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
01:29:32:11	01:29:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m sorry. Mr. Foulclaw is probably the best when he drinks with us so he’s coming along.
01:29:32:16	01:29:33:24	Steve [Nortle]	That makes two of us.
01:29:38:15	01:29:39:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, you’re a mister now.
01:29:39:26	01:29:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Well, when I want him to drink
01:29:42:05	01:29:47:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	first name is fel
01:29:43:08	01:29:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	Brother Claw Brother Fowl
01:29:45:14	01:29:54:23	Brin [Basil]	What the hell
01:29:49:29	01:29:56:26	Steve [Nortle]	And I thought my parents were bad. Throwing me like on football. At least they gave me a normal name like Nortle
01:29:54:06	01:30:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Well they also the turtle yes very normal yeah it’s like
01:29:58:29	01:29:59:18	Brin [Basil]	Super.
01:30:00:08	01:30:05:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s kind of like it’s kinda like a boy named sue kind of thing steered me away from anything foul
01:30:08:18	01:30:11:20	Steve [Nortle]	and the claws because it’s like you decapitated that one guy
01:30:11:04	01:30:13:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, Claw’s just a normal
01:30:14:25	01:30:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alan last name
01:30:15:08	01:30:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	was your original name claire the hare because you got because apparently your parents are very non-imaginative so we got an order of a total
01:30:19:14	01:30:26:29	Brin [Basil]	How did he know that?
01:30:26:25	01:30:28:01	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t tell him
01:30:28:19	01:30:29:09	Brin [Basil]	Nortle?
01:30:29:02	01:30:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m walking I’m walkin’
01:30:29:07	01:30:33:07	Steve [Nortle]	No, I promise I wasn’t even drunk.
01:30:33:21	01:30:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	was claire the hair oh my gosh i’m making a t -shirt took
01:30:35:14	01:30:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You make t-shirts for all of these
01:30:37:26	01:30:39:17	Steve [Nortle]	Would you sell that t-shirt, man?
01:30:40:06	01:30:44:06	Brin [Basil]	My name is Basil, I stole it from the English chick.
01:30:42:14	01:30:43:05	Chris [GM]	a rock star
01:30:45:02	01:30:50:18	Dave [Xeros]	her name i punched her name right out of her
01:30:45:21	01:30:57:26	Brin [Basil]	I punched her in the face and I took her name Nortle you
01:30:50:22	01:31:01:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That seems like something she would do
01:30:50:27	01:30:54:29	Chris [GM]	it’s this true backstory we’re getting into oh intriguing
01:30:51:04	01:31:02:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I promise I didn’t. And if I did I was wasted.
01:31:04:12	01:31:06:29	Dave [Xeros]	all right it was right after he like left the dojo
01:31:08:19	01:31:20:10	Chris [GM]	So, on your way over to the Thirsty Maiden. Who has not rolled a D8 yet?
01:31:10:28	01:31:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	We’re going to have to have that actual experience sometime.
01:31:12:29	01:31:13:18	Brin [Basil]	Maiden
01:31:22:18	01:31:23:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I haven’t
01:31:24:04	01:31:24:24	Chris [GM]	Not ever.
01:31:26:22	01:31:30:27	Chris [GM]	You haven’t done one yet? Oh yeah, because you’re the first one heading over there. Go ahead and roll me a D9.
01:31:27:17	01:31:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not a D12.
01:31:27:19	01:31:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I did a d4
01:31:33:10	01:31:33:23	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:31:34:24	01:31:44:19	Chris [GM]	Excellent. Excellent. Okay. So on your way over there, you notice that there’s a mirror just leaning against the wall.
01:31:45:20	01:31:52:20	Chris [GM]	And its face – not the mirror’s face is facing towards the walls. You can’t really tell it’s a mirrored yet but it’s me. Yeah.
01:31:52:20	01:31:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay. I just wanted to know if I could catch a glimpse of my shell. Not yet. Okay.
01:31:57:08	01:32:00:18	Chris [GM]	Not yet. Anyways, you see it.
01:31:57:13	01:31:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	you can’t move your
01:31:59:29	01:32:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just feeling a little lethargic.
01:32:04:12	01:32:26:06	Brin [Basil]	you immediately, it’s
01:32:05:09	01:32:06:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I noticed the mirror.
01:32:06:06	01:32:16:21	Chris [GM]	You notice that the mirror is kind of just slightly shifting, just kind of slowly shifting and nudging along this wall. Kind of on its own.
01:32:18:12	01:32:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	people walking around with skirts okay i get okay thank you well thank you for explaining it appreciate it yep
01:32:21:01	01:32:23:26	Chris [GM]	The mirror’s not face up, thankfully.
01:32:25:12	01:32:25:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:32:26:06	01:32:27:05	Brin [Basil]	slightly at an ankle.
01:32:28:11	01:32:30:00	Chris [GM]	This is getting one hell of a cut, guys.
01:32:31:07	01:32:32:09	Chris [GM]	It’s going to be hard.
01:32:33:10	01:32:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	and are you going to match it up with the video at the same time like
01:32:35:15	01:32:43:12	Dave [Xeros]	no we have three camera angles yeah they
01:32:36:07	01:32:43:19	Chris [GM]	I don’t know how we’re going to do this. I mean, meta-speaking. Yeah, we can cut but
01:32:37:03	01:32:37:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:32:45:09	01:32:48:25	Chris [GM]	often the people who do these live video ones they just leave
01:32:48:02	01:32:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	yeah this is this is what I was planning on doing is like because I do have live streaming capabilities these on it i do want to do like a live stream and then we do a cut of the live stream
01:32:55:26	01:32:58:19	Chris [GM]	we do a cut down of that. I agree with that. I like that.
01:32:58:03	01:33:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	and so if you really want to see all the saucy stuff watch that gets get sauced
01:32:59:03	01:33:09:26	Steve [Nortle]	i guess yeah again my wife is never gonna experience this
01:33:01:12	01:33:06:02	Chris [GM]	Watch the livestream pretty much. Anyways
01:33:07:25	01:33:08:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay,
01:33:12:07	01:33:13:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um… I’m just going to go
01:33:15:01	01:33:22:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like kind of at an angle against the wall. I’m going to try and kind of like Yeah, I’m gonna go Kind of like peek inside
01:33:16:28	01:33:20:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah it’s just kind of tilted there and it’s kind of nudging and shifting.
01:33:21:05	01:33:24:19	Brin [Basil]	He’s trying to look at his Ladonna shirt on him.
01:33:23:18	01:33:23:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah
01:33:24:24	01:33:25:18	Chris [GM]	Okay awesome
01:33:25:09	01:33:26:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Trying to make sure this fits okay
01:33:27:14	01:33:28:23	Chris [GM]	as you pull
01:33:30:19	01:33:31:12	Chris [GM]	the rectangular
01:33:33:01	01:33:37:25	Chris [GM]	frame around, you see it’s a mirror. You see yourself in the mirror and you look so cute
01:33:39:14	01:33:47:13	Chris [GM]	and little body… And it’s almost been an hour by the way. It’s almost up. We’re like at 3.30 right now and that probably happened to you around 2.40 So you’re almost there.
01:33:46:08	01:33:46:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
01:33:48:25	01:33:51:10	Chris [GM]	It is only now with the effect class, right?
01:33:54:01	01:33:55:04	Chris [GM]	roll a …
01:33:56:18	01:34:02:27	Chris [GM]	What do you want to use? you can either do arcane or you can either do perception
01:34:04:25	01:34:05:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Arcana
01:34:06:03	01:34:08:05	Chris [GM]	from video games and stuff
01:34:08:28	01:34:09:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Arcane or what?
01:34:09:27	01:34:13:19	Chris [GM]	Arcana or Perception, whatever is higher for you
01:34:10:03	01:34:11:13	Brin [Basil]	Hey, you fooled me.
01:34:14:17	01:34:14:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Arcana
01:34:19:22	01:34:20:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14
01:34:21:08	01:34:22:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, 15 Sorry
01:34:22:03	01:34:33:01	Chris [GM]	Excellent With that you see yourself but then it kind of fogs away
01:34:33:01	01:34:35:19	Chris [GM]	and you see a man in the mirror
01:34:37:13	01:34:38:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:34:37:23	01:34:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:34:40:28	01:34:44:06	Chris [GM]	Get me out of here please
01:34:48:04	01:34:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just going to Try and scoot around him Because I’m still looking at my t-shirt He kind of gets in the way I don’t realize that he’s in the mirror. I think he’s kind of like behind me or something. Wait,
01:34:59:01	01:35:13:19	Chris [GM]	Jump on
01:34:59:06	01:35:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	that’s how people walking in front of a mirror works
01:35:02:19	01:35:04:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	somethings… Oh!
01:35:04:17	01:35:13:10	Brin [Basil]	He’s been avoiding vanity all his life. He’s never looked in a mirror. This is the first time for… What? Does anyone else hear that? What is that?
01:35:06:29	01:35:08:25	Steve [Nortle]	It doesn’t know how they work.
01:35:13:17	01:35:14:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You guys
01:35:15:18	01:35:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	somebody’s there’s you guys see this? I don’ know what it is but something’s
01:35:20:26	01:35:23:09	Dave [Xeros]	why is your reflection grabbing himself in
01:35:23:01	01:35:24:09	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:35:25:13	01:35:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	You’d have to ask the man in the mirror.
01:35:25:20	01:35:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s not mean.
01:35:26:03	01:35:28:20	Brin [Basil]	Is this the Mirror of True Sight?
01:35:28:12	01:35:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who are you?
01:35:36:07	01:35:40:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Are you supposed to be doing what you’re doing and in that mirror?
01:35:40:23	01:35:48:22	Chris [GM]	Someone trap me in here Help me please Break this curse
01:35:46:24	01:35:56:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we want to let him out? Wait, wait.
01:35:48:26	01:35:50:10	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know. It’s kind of fun to watch.
01:35:53:23	01:35:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:35:54:05	01:35:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, uh… Wait, wait!
01:35:54:21	01:35:56:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:35:55:22	01:36:00:26	Chris [GM]	Been stuck in here For a long, long time Yeah man
01:36:01:15	01:36:04:18	Steve [Nortle]	Wait a minute. Aren’t you the lover of Jilly Bean?
01:36:05:11	01:36:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	um hey i’m pretty sure that his situation here is bad
01:36:14:08	01:36:15:09	Chris [GM]	Who’s bad?
01:36:18:01	01:36:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hey!
01:36:18:01	01:36:20:23	Chris [GM]	Your brother Your mother.
01:36:22:26	01:36:27:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, that’s you over there! What were you doing, Basil?
01:36:32:02	01:36:33:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Attack it.
01:36:33:19	01:36:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We
01:36:34:03	01:36:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	man in the mirror.
01:36:35:16	01:36:36:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	guess we don’t know
01:36:37:29	01:36:40:26	Chris [GM]	Well, you got to roll an attack on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:41:24	01:36:44:22	Steve [Nortle]	Can it be an advantage since it’s a piece of glass?
01:36:45:02	01:36:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	And she has her shield opals on.
01:36:46:26	01:36:49:11	Steve [Nortle]	And if she misses
01:36:48:16	01:36:51:10	Chris [GM]	I don’t think she needs advantages. It shouldn’t be that hard to do.
01:36:57:13	01:36:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa
01:36:57:19	01:36:58:16	Chris [GM]	Twenty one.
01:36:59:16	01:37:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	Basel’s instinct to punch everything.
01:37:01:29	01:37:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, stop grabbing yourself. Crack!
01:37:05:10	01:37:06:10	Steve [Nortle]	This’ll learn them.
01:37:06:01	01:37:07:00	Chris [GM]	Hold on a second.
01:37:06:05	01:37:14:10	Brin [Basil]	gonna punch him right, right in these jewels with
01:37:09:11	01:37:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	Right in the jewels?
01:37:12:23	01:37:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:37:17:27	01:37:20:19	Chris [GM]	It’s not one of the top songs? Are you kidding me?
01:37:21:19	01:37:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	Which one?
01:37:22:22	01:37:23:14	Chris [GM]	Man in the Mirror.
01:37:23:24	01:37:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, no. No. Anything from Thriller is going to win out.
01:37:26:03	01:37:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	That sounds like they need to make a change.
01:37:36:14	01:37:47:19	Chris [GM]	As you punch the glass, it shatters not only into big chunks but into the tiniest little pieces of the glass because you punched it so hard and so good.
01:37:48:02	01:37:58:02	Brin [Basil]	look like glitter oh my gosh and it’s
01:37:48:11	01:37:52:00	Chris [GM]	It does almost like a disco ball spinning around
01:37:54:16	01:37:57:02	Steve [Nortle]	Does my shell help add to that effect?
01:37:58:02	01:38:02:26	Brin [Basil]	all over my fur I’m covered in silver
01:37:58:27	01:38:01:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s all over your floor.
01:38:02:26	01:38:11:14	Brin [Basil]	glitter. I just rolled a 21 and I’m feeling good, I’m
01:38:03:08	01:38:04:08	Chris [GM]	it’s a bit exciting
01:38:05:15	01:38:06:23	Chris [GM]	and Michael Jackson
01:38:09:12	01:38:15:20	Chris [GM]	he comes out of the mirror because he was the man in the mirror And you made a difference
01:38:16:24	01:38:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	He made a change.
01:38:18:29	01:38:19:20	Chris [GM]	Thank you
01:38:19:02	01:38:20:13	Brin [Basil]	doing what
01:38:20:13	01:38:35:24	Brin [Basil]	I can with these knuckles sorry did they
01:38:21:08	01:38:25:19	Chris [GM]	Somebody put me in here, ma’am Wait I gotta do like the voice
01:38:27:25	01:38:29:27	Chris [GM]	Hey Someone put me Ma’am
01:38:29:13	01:38:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:38:30:02	01:38:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:38:31:07	01:38:35:09	Chris [GM]	I don’t know I didn’t see who it was but they had a hood on I don’T like being in here
01:38:35:24	01:38:40:13	Brin [Basil]	hurt your shoulder? Have you guys not seen that video?
01:38:36:14	01:38:38:07	Chris [GM]	do that to my shoulder
01:38:40:13	01:38:49:08	Brin [Basil]	he’s wondering
01:38:41:26	01:38:45:04	Steve [Nortle]	Why are you wearing one glove? What’s the advantage?
01:38:45:03	01:38:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:38:47:24	01:38:48:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re missing a level
01:38:47:26	01:38:52:09	Chris [GM]	We’ll see. And he takes it off, and it’s like just vitiligo all over his hand.
01:38:49:08	01:39:13:09	Brin [Basil]	if you want some knee pads just doing
01:38:52:05	01:38:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:38:52:29	01:38:54:14	Steve [Nortle]	Whoa, I put a tiger on it!
01:38:53:27	01:38:54:17	Chris [GM]	Thank you!
01:38:56:02	01:39:00:21	Chris [GM]	Pizza day? No, that’s pizza day, yeah. That’s not food part.
01:38:58:27	01:38:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:39:01:27	01:39:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	It’ll taste better
01:39:04:12	01:39:10:16	Chris [GM]	Take a glove off if you enjoy it. All right, we’re back at it. Thank you so much. You saved my life.
01:39:05:29	01:39:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s it.
01:39:13:09	01:39:33:15	Brin [Basil]	what I can okay
01:39:13:19	01:39:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh hey i’m really small down here uh do you know who put you in the
01:39:13:29	01:39:18:29	Chris [GM]	And I want to want you to know that I’m grateful. Yeah, you with the big eyes.
01:39:20:06	01:39:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	Jumping?
01:39:23:15	01:39:25:19	Chris [GM]	No idea someone did, and I didn’t like it.
01:39:25:11	01:39:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	He was wearing in a hoodie, apparently.
01:39:28:07	01:39:32:24	Chris [GM]	But you guys did a good thing. You guys did a good deed. I’m going to mark that, okay? Give me one moment.
01:39:32:08	01:39:35:26	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. A good day for breaking a mirror.
01:39:33:15	01:39:41:06	Brin [Basil]	do it wait do i have bad luck
01:39:36:00	01:39:37:12	Chris [GM]	Save Michael for Jackson.
01:39:37:16	01:39:40:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	want us to perform on stage with you since we did so good
01:39:41:16	01:39:49:23	Steve [Nortle]	You seem like a very talented dancer to be convinced you to beat one of our backup performers when we get up to the Battle of the Bands
01:39:54:23	01:39:57:09	Steve [Nortle]	Persuasion I adjust my
01:39:58:10	01:40:06:10	Steve [Nortle]	My Pope Hat gives me plus It kicks my bonus up to plus five
01:40:00:08	01:40:21:09	Brin [Basil]	but yeah I was gonna say that’s got to give me something this
01:40:08:25	01:40:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	Sixteen
01:40:10:02	01:40:14:08	Chris [GM]	That is pretty convincing. Tell you what, guys. I like you.
01:40:16:11	01:40:19:00	Chris [GM]	And he kind of eyes arrows and was like…
01:40:20:16	01:40:22:04	Chris [GM]	You’re not a kid. What? Oh!
01:40:22:20	01:40:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	Oh
01:40:25:15	01:40:28:00	Dave [Xeros]	I reach into my pants and pull out a monkey.
01:40:28:28	01:40:32:13	Brin [Basil]	though and
01:40:31:11	01:40:33:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:40:33:13	01:40:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	Do you like us now?
01:40:35:12	01:40:44:13	Brin [Basil]	and he kind of looks like a kid wait what
01:40:38:12	01:40:39:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh god!
01:40:40:19	01:40:43:13	Chris [GM]	Are you guys actual performing now? I don’t think he’s –
01:40:44:06	01:40:45:17	Dave [Xeros]	Wolfgang said yes.
01:40:45:04	01:40:47:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, Wolfgang. He’s our buddy.
01:40:49:24	01:40:56:08	Chris [GM]	You convinced him to maybe perform with you but you also got a role to check on that if you’re lying.
01:40:56:25	01:40:57:11	Steve [Nortle]	Deception?
01:40:57:19	01:40:58:17	Chris [GM]	Deception. Thank you.
01:40:58:19	01:41:00:06	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t think I’m lying though.
01:41:01:02	01:41:04:17	Chris [GM]	Well, Woken did certainly not tell you that you are performing.
01:41:05:19	01:41:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	I don’ t think I’m lying.
01:41:08:27	01:41:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right.
01:41:09:23	01:41:14:06	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t understand the situation so this is… I’m being honest.
01:41:14:10	01:41:17:08	Chris [GM]	I get that. But you gotta roll.
01:41:19:02	01:41:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	You know I didn’ t make The Pope Hat add to my deception and my ability to lie but if I did that might be some sort of commentary So it’s probably for the best.
01:41:27:20	01:41:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, not at all.
01:41:32:00	01:41:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
01:41:32:18	01:41:33:26	Steve [Nortle]	Nat 20.
01:41:32:21	01:41:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	Nat 20.
01:41:32:26	01:41:38:00	Brin [Basil]	wow it bounced out of that castle and left
01:41:33:08	01:41:35:01	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh!
01:41:36:04	01:41:43:12	Dave [Xeros]	it that was amazing oh my gosh i’m
01:41:38:11	01:41:39:17	Steve [Nortle]	On camera!
01:41:40:06	01:41:45:16	Brin [Basil]	I mean that was like that was placed by God
01:41:42:06	01:41:43:07	Chris [GM]	Well done.
01:41:42:24	01:41:45:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, my father, it is.
01:41:45:22	01:41:49:19	Chris [GM]	You Michael Jackson grabbed Bubbles’ hands
01:41:50:19	01:41:53:22	Chris [GM]	How did you have a monkey in your pocket? I’m not going to allow that. What the heck?
01:41:51:26	01:42:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	I have I have everything come on I can store a monkey in my pocket okay
01:41:58:02	01:41:59:06	Brin [Basil]	In a cage
01:41:59:02	01:42:07:28	Chris [GM]	In this one instant moment I will allow this, but we are not going to allow anything to exist in your pocket. This was for comedy and it
01:42:02:17	01:42:03:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:42:09:20	01:42:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If it’s funny enough, it’s okay.
01:42:10:18	01:42:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	if it’s funny enough okay you have to roll a d20 every time to figure out if it is
01:42:15:08	01:42:32:01	Dave [Xeros]	funny enough okay okay good all right noted persuaded yep
01:42:16:23	01:42:18:02	Chris [GM]	If I laugh, it’s funny enough.
01:42:19:11	01:42:22:16	Chris [GM]	Anyways, no, he was rolling for the
01:42:23:09	01:42:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	Deception.
01:42:24:02	01:42:26:19	Chris [GM]	well, first one which was
01:42:26:08	01:42:42:13	Brin [Basil]	win
01:42:27:10	01:42:29:01	Steve [Nortle]	To get him to join my man?
01:42:29:24	01:42:31:09	Chris [GM]	Persuasion. Yeah.
01:42:30:08	01:42:30:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:42:33:07	01:42:33:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yes!
01:42:34:08	01:42:38:07	Chris [GM]	dancer and a dang good one at that
01:42:39:11	01:42:41:14	Dave [Xeros]	he has a monkey yep
01:42:40:09	01:42:41:05	Chris [GM]	and now a monkey.
01:42:42:08	01:42:49:07	Chris [GM]	And I’m going to tell you, Michael Jackson is going to spend the time training that monkey to dance with him alongside.
01:42:50:09	01:42:57:11	Chris [GM]	So he’s going to take it by the hand and they’re going to go off and he’s just going to say… Does he have his signature thing he says when he leaves?
01:42:55:28	01:42:57:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This music?
01:42:59:17	01:43:00:09	Chris [GM]	Come on, monkey!
01:43:02:05	01:43:11:17	Dave [Xeros]	find some kids i’m looking for mackaulay culkin
01:43:04:11	01:43:07:28	Steve [Nortle]	No, let’s go to Neverland.
01:43:09:23	01:43:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s talking about kid rock. He’s trying to get
01:43:11:17	01:43:18:18	Dave [Xeros]	he’s home alone i
01:43:13:17	01:43:14:08	Chris [GM]	Mackley Culkin
01:43:13:21	01:43:15:21	Brin [Basil]	What’d they say, specifically?
01:43:16:28	01:43:17:17	Chris [GM]	let’s chant
01:43:19:04	01:43:22:19	Chris [GM]	I hear Tito’s got up typing let’s go check it out and then walks off
01:43:23:24	01:43:32:09	Chris [GM]	Congratulations. You saved Michael Jackson. It wasn’t very hard to do, but you’d be surprised how timid people would be to break a mirror that someone’s trapped in.
01:43:27:28	01:43:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	fujacking yeah when they when they just say help break
01:43:31:21	01:43:32:01	Brin [Basil]	Uh-huh.
01:43:32:27	01:43:33:20	Steve [Nortle]	Nah.
01:43:33:13	01:43:34:17	Brin [Basil]	Not me.
01:43:34:21	01:43:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah i thought…
01:43:38:19	01:43:38:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah…
01:43:40:18	01:43:43:29	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh! And with that… No, you’ve already… Okay.
01:43:46:11	01:43:47:08	Chris [GM]	Let’s see here. Save.
01:43:48:28	01:43:49:25	Chris [GM]	That was…
01:43:54:05	01:43:56:03	Chris [GM]	I wish we could use this music now.
01:43:56:10	01:44:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	Today marks the beginning of the expedition and I already feel like I’ve been here to you.
01:43:56:11	01:43:58:26	Brin [Basil]	For reals. Ha ha ha.
01:44:06:15	01:44:07:23	Chris [GM]	Great. Perfect. All right.
01:44:09:15	01:44:13:27	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay. You guys are still making your… That was another good deed. Fantastic.
01:44:14:02	01:44:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so we have done way too many good deeds let’s try something that is not a good deed
01:44:18:10	01:44:20:22	Chris [GM]	Well, technically, and I’m going to give you a little hint.
01:44:19:01	01:44:19:16	Brin [Basil]	Fawn!
01:44:20:27	01:44:22:03	Brin [Basil]	Where’s Butterface?
01:44:21:26	01:44:33:00	Chris [GM]	When you do five Good Deeds, Wolfgang will show up. It’s the way to get him. But because this is meta… Yeah, we have three so far.
01:44:29:15	01:44:29:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Three?
01:44:33:13	01:44:45:13	Chris [GM]	Because last time we wanted to end on a cliffhanger sort of because we weren’t getting very far into this I had Wolfgang appear earlier for that reason but it should have been Five Good Deed
01:44:38:07	01:44:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	Uh huh.
01:44:46:00	01:44:47:11	Chris [GM]	So, yeah. You guys are happy to do that.
01:44:49:02	01:44:49:08	Chris [GM]	Cool.
01:44:50:27	01:44:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	Amadeus amadeus.
01:44:56:26	01:44:58:14	Steve [Nortle]	play the piano anymore?
01:44:58:25	01:45:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	Of course you can.
01:44:59:19	01:45:01:04	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I couldn’t before.
01:45:01:11	01:45:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Didi dididi didididi. I hate every ape I see, from chimpan
01:45:02:21	01:45:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	Amadeus, amadeus.
01:45:06:03	01:45:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	Every chimpanzee from chimpanay to chimpanzees You’ll never make a monkey out of me
01:45:11:19	01:45:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	Well you’ll never make a monkey out of me!
01:45:12:01	01:45:12:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know.
01:45:15:19	01:45:22:13	Steve [Nortle]	I was wrong It was earth all along
01:45:22:23	01:45:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	Guess she finally made a monkey.
01:45:25:13	01:45:32:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, we finally made a monkey out of me.
01:45:28:04	01:45:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	Guess she FINALLY made a Monkey out of ME!
01:45:32:10	01:45:38:15	Brin [Basil]	Okay, wow.
01:45:32:29	01:45:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	i love you dr zayas scene it’s from the simpsons
01:45:32:29	01:45:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought that was
01:45:37:28	01:45:39:18	Chris [GM]	I’m impressed. What was it?
01:45:39:17	01:45:41:04	Brin [Basil]	It’s- it’s-
01:45:40:01	01:45:41:08	Steve [Nortle]	It’s us into that.
01:45:41:26	01:45:45:13	Chris [GM]	Of course. I knew Steve… I didn’t know you were a huge Simpsons in that.
01:45:46:05	01:45:51:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	our bathroom break.
01:45:52:16	01:45:53:09	Chris [GM]	Speaking of which
01:45:55:05	01:45:56:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It felt like it.
01:45:55:17	01:46:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I can sing the See My Vest parody song. See my vest, see my vest Made from real gorilla chest
01:46:03:24	01:46:05:01	Chris [GM]	It’s midnight almost.
01:46:05:22	01:46:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	That explains the singing! Yeah!
01:46:07:29	01:46:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re still thirsty, so…
01:46:09:02	01:46:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	we’re at the battle of the bands as well so
01:46:10:27	01:46:16:02	Chris [GM]	So you guys get to keep going? Are we all okay? All right, all right. I’ve got energy. You guys have got it.
01:46:15:13	01:46:16:18	Brin [Basil]	Thirsty maiden.
01:46:17:10	01:46:25:02	Chris [GM]	You walk in and you’ll find out.
01:46:22:07	01:46:23:17	Brin [Basil]	Somebody get a paper bag!
01:46:25:02	01:46:36:24	Chris [GM]	So, you walk into the entryway to the Thirsty Maiden area.
01:46:37:10	01:46:48:26	Chris [GM]	As you can see here on Fairgrounds map, it’s kind of got a front area where there are places to sit outdoor seating for those who like it in your garden.
01:46:45:17	01:46:47:23	Dave [Xeros]	the beer garden
01:46:49:00	01:46:50:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s number three on the map, right?
01:46:49:02	01:46:58:29	Chris [GM]	There is also a giant beehive with bees swarming around it. It’s about like a five-foot tall beehive.
01:47:01:00	01:47:02:11	Steve [Nortle]	That’s no human bee.
01:47:02:12	01:47:03:13	Chris [GM]	No human being.
01:47:02:23	01:47:13:13	Dave [Xeros]	is there like a little halfling man that’s got like a big beard and he’s got like a bunch of uh wives hanging around him no
01:47:04:26	01:47:06:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s another Zim quote.
01:47:09:22	01:47:10:19	Steve [Nortle]	A beehive house.
01:47:10:28	01:47:14:04	Chris [GM]	Oh, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it’s definitely not happening.
01:47:13:13	01:47:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	but we’re not gonna check out bingham throng
01:47:16:29	01:47:26:08	Chris [GM]	And as you are walking towards the backside of the area,
01:47:18:27	01:47:19:25	Steve [Nortle]	Being ham old?
01:47:20:12	01:47:22:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha ha!
01:47:26:09	01:47:37:01	Chris [GM]	there’s a large tent with a giant sign on it with a white attractive looking tiefling with a heart underneath her with a big TM on it
01:47:37:20	01:47:48:08	Chris [GM]	Do you guys remember in Vegas there was that hotel-slash-bar you could go to with a giant devil red chick? You know what I’m talking about? It kind of looks like that.
01:47:49:11	01:47:59:07	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if it had its name or something, but anyways. And as you guys enter the tent, you see a lavish bar. You see seating everywhere.
01:48:00:26	01:48:08:12	Chris [GM]	You see behind the bar a tiefling with red skin and a beautiful face working away
01:48:09:16	01:48:10:10	Chris [GM]	and then
01:48:11:21	01:48:23:01	Brin [Basil]	you’re saying is she’s not wait whoa whoa she’s
01:48:13:17	01:48:21:12	Dave [Xeros]	um hey lady uh not not not today not
01:48:15:22	01:48:21:21	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, do you have true sight? I just checked it.
01:48:25:22	01:48:26:17	Chris [GM]	well actually
01:48:27:22	01:48:30:14	Chris [GM]	yeah so that’s the stage I’ve set here if someone
01:48:31:20	01:48:35:08	Chris [GM]	wants to take further you can or dive in it’s up for you guys
01:48:34:26	01:48:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	just gonna yell and say drinks Hey, we’re looking for some drinks.
01:48:39:21	01:48:43:04	Dave [Xeros]	And We’re looking For a lady named Butterface
01:48:43:07	01:48:48:00	Chris [GM]	come on in sugar you found her come on and have a seat right here right by the bar
01:48:49:10	01:48:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	Not what i expected at all
01:48:51:27	01:48:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	No
01:48:53:02	01:49:02:08	Steve [Nortle]	I think she is. It’s in her name. Butterous sweet?
01:48:54:23	01:48:55:14	Dave [Xeros]	Well
01:48:57:11	01:48:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	She’s
01:48:57:12	01:48:59:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Butter? She’s sweet like butter. Butter.
01:48:59:22	01:49:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
01:49:01:23	01:49:03:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Isn’t that what it- Yeah, well.
01:49:03:10	01:49:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	What do they feed you at that convent?
01:49:04:23	01:49:05:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha.
01:49:06:05	01:49:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s They don’t do the Unsweetened butter thing Just the sweetened stuff
01:49:06:09	01:49:07:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It makes sense to me.
01:49:08:23	01:49:19:07	Brin [Basil]	sweet cream um yes we’re gonna sit at the bar and i’m going to kind of lean up against you like
01:49:14:04	01:49:15:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Great from-
01:49:14:05	01:49:15:09	Chris [GM]	are you guys going to take a
01:49:16:25	01:49:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	Straight from the teat!
01:49:21:04	01:49:22:03	Brin [Basil]	did you see
01:49:26:01	01:49:28:11	Brin [Basil]	man we just got back from merchandise food
01:49:29:22	01:49:40:17	Brin [Basil]	had my little tall glass of water a guy over there vanilla he’s super attractive gosh what do you think have
01:49:40:17	01:49:49:02	Brin [Basil]	seen him before you know what to talk about yeah he sure is do you nice
01:49:41:28	01:49:42:29	Chris [GM]	yeah i know van
01:49:45:08	01:49:46:01	Chris [GM]	I like.
01:49:48:28	01:49:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	Pull out my lying liar
01:49:49:02	01:49:58:10	Brin [Basil]	you know you you mother arrows
01:49:52:25	01:49:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	I never should’ve done that. I never shouldn’t have done that yet.
01:49:55:08	01:49:58:27	Chris [GM]	I’m having a conversation with Basil right now. Do not interrupt rude.
01:49:58:10	01:50:05:11	Brin [Basil]	shit we’re all screwed um
01:50:05:01	01:50:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	you need to roll opposition in
01:50:05:11	01:50:06:22	Chris [GM]	Okay, so how did we do this again?
01:50:13:04	01:50:14:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what are we rolling
01:50:13:04	01:50:23:19	Brin [Basil]	Um, what is it? D20? 16.
01:50:19:11	01:50:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	wisdom saving throw or else they will consistently lie for the next hour dc 16 i don’t write to work into rules. Nortle does.
01:50:23:19	01:50:31:26	Brin [Basil]	I just rolled an 18.
01:50:30:09	01:50:39:14	Steve [Nortle]	Have you ever been able to
01:50:31:28	01:50:34:27	Chris [GM]	I am going to break this thing somehow.
01:50:32:20	01:50:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent!
01:50:35:10	01:50:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	Good luck!
01:50:39:01	01:50:39:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:40:02	01:50:42:27	Chris [GM]	I haven’t. I had to get it and lie every single time.
01:50:45:11	01:50:48:22	Chris [GM]	Will you do me a favor and just read the description of The Lying Liar
01:50:46:07	01:50:52:08	Brin [Basil]	Is there- There’s something wrong with your dice! Somethings wrong with these!
01:50:49:05	01:50:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
01:50:51:27	01:50:55:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah he hasn’t noticed yet i’m going to roll again
01:50:55:17	01:51:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	a recap I did receive the Lying Liar in Chapter 1 of our adventure while we were in Scenia Day We are now in Chapter 2 This item has one d4 charges a day
01:50:59:18	01:51:02:06	Chris [GM]	Yes, we’re in chapter two.
01:51:05:19	01:51:11:28	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh… oh no
01:51:05:26	01:51:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled at the beginning of this day and I did get three charges so that’s only the first charge
01:51:10:13	01:51:11:00	Chris [GM]	Wow.
01:51:11:27	01:51:22:28	Dave [Xeros]	restored via long rest the sonorous notes of the lying liar will affect all creatures within 30 feet sphere of influence including the user any creature within range must pass a dc16 insight wisdom
01:51:22:28	01:51:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	saving throw or else they will be consistently lying for the next hour a wisdom saving throw will break the spell this only affects creatures capable of speech
01:51:33:18	01:51:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	and are able to speak the same language as the caster that would be me, I speak common and infernal by the way
01:51:41:17	01:51:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	and whatever he said, like giantess or something. Creatures who are affected do not become mind-controlled or perceive reality in a new way.
01:51:53:22	01:52:02:14	Dave [Xeros]	They will not recognize that they feel compelled to answer a question any differently. They become aware that they are lying after the spell has come to an end after an hour.
01:52:04:05	01:52:06:14	Brin [Basil]	So, so what did Fawn roll?
01:52:08:03	01:52:09:10	Chris [GM]	She rolled a five.
01:52:11:27	01:52:15:12	Chris [GM]	What were you asking me? Wasn’t that one? Oh no!
01:52:13:21	01:52:14:15	Brin [Basil]	That one.
01:52:16:04	01:52:22:23	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like he started growing and you started stretching And then you were just like
01:52:22:21	01:52:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:23:03	01:52:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no no no I start telling lies
01:52:26:17	01:52:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:26:26	01:52:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:52:27:15	01:52:28:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:52:30:21	01:52:32:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:31:11	01:52:33:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:31:12	01:52:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I love
01:52:32:07	01:52:34:04	Chris [GM]	I love this. I love it when this happens.
01:52:33:02	01:52:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	You’re like Pinocchio. Instead of your nose you shrink.
01:52:34:17	01:52:35:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:52:34:17	01:52:35:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:34:26	01:52:36:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:39:00	01:52:42:27	Chris [GM]	Oh, that’s good. That’s good dang it Falco. I’m sorry.
01:52:39:19	01:52:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my friends I love my, I love
01:52:43:15	01:52:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:43:23	01:52:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	He’s not.
01:52:50:08	01:53:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, you do. I like
01:52:51:15	01:53:00:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know
01:52:51:15	01:52:54:29	Chris [GM]	I will have you know I am not adding any crazy
01:52:58:08	01:53:02:29	Chris [GM]	just so it doesn’t keep escalating to the point where we won’t get anything done
01:53:01:12	01:53:10:01	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, what did you roll? It said including the user.
01:53:05:13	01:53:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	the
01:53:08:07	01:53:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	to roll.
01:53:09:12	01:53:12:05	Brin [Basil]	It did say including the user.
01:53:10:08	01:53:11:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It did
01:53:11:02	01:53:13:13	Chris [GM]	oh thank you for pointing that out
01:53:13:14	01:53:14:15	Brin [Basil]	It really does.
01:53:16:07	01:53:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	Excluding
01:53:16:29	01:53:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, excluding. Okay.
01:53:17:09	01:53:17:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh!
01:53:18:08	01:53:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	the user. So no, don’t take the F you out of my fun.
01:53:19:15	01:53:19:27	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:53:21:16	01:53:26:29	Brin [Basil]	That would be great if it didn’t include you.
01:53:27:16	01:53:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	It would. I didn’t write this
01:53:28:00	01:53:28:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m good.
01:53:29:29	01:53:39:28	Brin [Basil]	It’s true, it’s TRUE NORDLE! That
01:53:30:13	01:53:31:03	Steve [Nortle]	I know.
01:53:32:11	01:53:39:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Fun job
01:53:34:02	01:53:35:13	Steve [Nortle]	It was a different time.
01:53:39:14	01:53:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	That was before he took Adderall
01:53:39:28	01:53:48:05	Brin [Basil]	was before he bathed in radioactive matter.
01:53:43:13	01:53:45:09	Steve [Nortle]	Rexquando! It’s called Rexquondo.
01:53:46:18	01:53:55:18	Dave [Xeros]	You look like a Beanie Boo
01:53:49:23	01:53:55:06	Chris [GM]	you’ve shrunk down again but your eyes are so damn cute Basil, you’re having a conversation
01:53:56:13	01:54:06:13	Chris [GM]	and Eros rudely interrupted with uh the lying liar strangely he
01:54:00:11	01:54:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just trying to play accompaniment to the conversation and I pulled out
01:54:05:22	01:54:08:25	Steve [Nortle]	I just don’t know what you were hoping to achieve by this.
01:54:07:11	01:54:12:29	Brin [Basil]	We just gotta keep Fawn away from them for the next hour.
01:54:13:14	01:54:16:05	Chris [GM]	ask the same question that you asked earlier
01:54:18:02	01:54:22:09	Brin [Basil]	What do you think? What do ya think of the merch babe?
01:54:24:26	01:54:26:27	Chris [GM]	and i don’t like him at all
01:54:29:28	01:54:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	I thought that was a lie. I don’t understand what you mean.
01:54:34:20	01:54:44:00	Chris [GM]	me out but i had to turn him down wait that’s a that’s that’s And I gladly accepted his offer.
01:54:42:21	01:54:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	he didn’t ask you out and you did not have to accept or reject it can someone get me a drink
01:54:45:13	01:54:53:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna need you to be quiet for a second oh perfect
01:54:51:19	01:54:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	i’ll be quiet yeah i heard that um that’s
01:54:53:07	01:54:57:26	Brin [Basil]	it’s like
01:54:53:08	01:54:56:07	Chris [GM]	We don’t have a great selection of drinks here.
01:54:57:17	01:55:09:14	Chris [GM]	We don’ t have signature drinks available for purchase, and I would hate to read all of them for you. Wait, what’s her voice again? I’d hate to be able to read it. All of them are for you, sugar.
01:54:57:26	01:55:21:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a cocktail
01:55:09:25	01:55:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	you can just give me a scroll that has them all written on. I know it would have
01:55:15:11	01:55:15:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:55:16:28	01:55:28:18	Steve [Nortle]	It’s not a scroll, that’s called A menu. I don’t know I’m pretty sure some orcs thought that meat was back
01:55:19:24	01:55:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey we’re in a fantasy world there are no menus, there’s just scrolls
01:55:21:02	01:55:21:16	Brin [Basil]	menu.
01:55:28:18	01:55:29:05	Steve [Nortle]	On the menu
01:55:28:24	01:55:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true Question Did you
01:55:30:23	01:55:31:08	Chris [GM]	Boys!
01:55:33:08	01:55:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a lie.
01:55:34:18	01:55:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	save on your lying liar?
01:55:36:01	01:55:38:21	Steve [Nortle]	I did indeed Yep yep yep
01:55:37:21	01:55:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	I think he’s lying
01:55:40:00	01:55:43:02	Chris [GM]	We’ve got our one,
01:55:42:04	01:55:42:22	Steve [Nortle]	Do ya?
01:55:43:00	01:55:44:04	Brin [Basil]	He’s lying about that.
01:55:44:18	01:55:53:01	Chris [GM]	we’ve got our signature drinks. Honey, you got our first and most popular most unpopular one called the honey elixir.
01:55:50:22	01:55:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep The honeypot
01:55:54:02	01:55:56:07	Chris [GM]	Yep, you gain advantage on the
01:55:58:08	01:56:05:10	Chris [GM]	next five saving throws I’ll just let you keep correcting me
01:56:01:00	01:56:02:18	Dave [Xeros]	on the next five savings
01:56:04:22	01:56:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
01:56:06:17	01:56:07:05	Chris [GM]	easier that way
01:56:06:28	01:56:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’ll be easy.
01:56:08:28	01:56:20:26	Chris [GM]	when you take a swig of honey you gain an advantage on the five next saving throws or until your next long rest pretty handy just one swig uh unfortunately my
01:56:20:26	01:56:31:17	Chris [GM]	entire supply has been stolen which is why i had to turn down unfortunately fortunately my entire
01:56:29:09	01:56:30:21	Brin [Basil]	Do you have a…
01:56:31:17	01:56:38:22	Chris [GM]	supply has gone missing i mean it’s totally in the back this is ridiculously stupid
01:56:35:28	01:56:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	go i didn’t write it
01:56:39:29	01:56:41:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:56:40:05	01:56:41:02	Brin [Basil]	You’re on?
01:56:41:16	01:56:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	I think I just have to take pride in this
01:56:43:03	01:56:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	uh you should it’s a it’s chaos theory in action
01:56:47:11	01:56:47:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:47:11	01:56:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:56:48:26	01:56:56:10	Chris [GM]	i know exactly who took him and i had to turn down then because i have all the time
01:56:56:10	01:57:03:26	Chris [GM]	in the world to hang out with them or though yeah please do well
01:56:59:12	01:57:01:12	Dave [Xeros]	is great do you want me to translate
01:57:02:20	01:57:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay there’s some honey pots that have been stolen and we probably need to find them
01:57:08:21	01:57:13:13	Brin [Basil]	She is so occupied with dealing this problem, that’s why she had to check down Van.
01:57:13:19	01:57:23:19	Chris [GM]	dang employee who i love named selfie didn’t show up has shown up on time every
01:57:18:16	01:57:19:01	Brin [Basil]	Selfie!
01:57:27:09	01:57:36:11	Dave [Xeros]	Her not-so-good employee, Selfie Which I don’t know if that’s her name Because I don’ t know if it s a lie or not Okay Well then Okay you shouldn’t have called the Selfie Selfie
01:57:32:15	01:57:32:19	Chris [GM]	a truth
01:57:37:13	01:57:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	Does not show up to work
01:57:38:21	01:57:41:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m done. She does not like her.
01:57:39:26	01:57:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	And she’s Not Yeah
01:57:43:25	01:57:45:17	Chris [GM]	were here, I could stay forever.
01:57:47:23	01:57:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	So if she wasn’t here She would never be here
01:57:51:17	01:57:55:17	Chris [GM]	If she was here, I could go find the honey elixirs
01:57:52:11	01:57:54:05	Brin [Basil]	she was there she would have some time off.
01:57:55:22	01:57:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh okay Okay so we need to go find Selfie
01:57:56:22	01:57:58:29	Brin [Basil]	She could go out with Dan.
01:57:59:04	01:58:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Let’s just go find selfie Maybe this will take us an hour
01:58:03:12	01:58:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	the effects of The Lying Liar will be
01:58:04:14	01:58:04:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But
01:58:06:10	01:58:08:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought we were supposed to find the
01:58:10:05	01:58:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re supposed to find
01:58:11:24	01:58:12:09	Chris [GM]	Look,
01:58:12:10	01:58:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	we’re supposed to find Selfie so that we can have
01:58:12:21	01:58:14:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Selfie?
01:58:16:20	01:58:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	Badaface
01:58:17:05	01:58:21:27	Chris [GM]	I have all the time in the world that I need to run and to find
01:58:18:11	01:58:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	she’s got all the time in the world
01:58:23:29	01:58:32:28	Chris [GM]	wonderful people who stole my I don’t know Who took my dang honey
01:58:28:14	01:58:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the opposite of stole gave me
01:58:35:05	01:58:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	alright
01:58:36:20	01:58:38:19	Chris [GM]	And as she You know what?
01:58:40:08	01:58:48:15	Chris [GM]	I can just explain what she told you guys. And it was all a lie, okay? But in reality, What she was saying was… Yeah.
01:58:44:19	01:58:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	okay yep the power of the DM
01:58:48:25	01:58:49:14	Brin [Basil]	It’s just
01:58:50:01	01:59:01:22	Chris [GM]	She really wanted to go to… Van invited her To go to the final show At the Battle of Vans
01:58:51:15	01:58:52:06	Steve [Nortle]	a god
01:59:01:22	01:59:08:11	Chris [GM]	She had turned down Because she’s in a crisis right now Where all her honey elixirs With most popular drink Have been stolen
01:59:08:11	01:59:18:14	Chris [GM]	And so she can’t leave the place because their employee isn’t there to attend the place, and she doesn’t have time to go out with vanilla.
01:59:18:22	01:59:20:24	Dave [Xeros]	ok I’ve got a way to solve this
01:59:20:24	01:59:31:29	Chris [GM]	Would you also like me to read the rest of the signature drinks that you can purchase? They’re quite some good ones. All right, so she explains. The first one’s Honey Elixir, but she’s all out of it.
01:59:24:13	01:59:25:09	Dave [Xeros]	yes please
01:59:31:28	01:59:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	honeypot no honeypots
01:59:32:27	01:59:36:19	Chris [GM]	The second drink that she offers is called Arriba Arribа.
01:59:37:19	01:59:46:00	Chris [GM]	The world seems slightly slower for the next minute, and you can dash as a bonus action on each of your turns during battle.
01:59:38:12	01:59:39:01	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:59:47:21	01:59:48:24	Steve [Nortle]	that so badly.
01:59:48:19	01:59:49:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:59:48:29	01:59:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:59:50:19	01:59:53:02	Brin [Basil]	What does it taste like? Does it have spice on it?
01:59:54:10	01:59:55:15	Steve [Nortle]	I hope not!
01:59:56:07	01:59:58:11	Brin [Basil]	Is it a shot glass of wheat?
01:59:59:05	02:00:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	Is it lettuce flavored? It’s just lettuce water?
02:00:04:00	02:00:07:22	Brin [Basil]	It’s just, it’s a grass-wheat shot.
02:00:04:05	02:00:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:00:05:23	02:00:06:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:00:08:19	02:00:29:21	Brin [Basil]	Wheatgrass shot? Nope!
02:00:09:20	02:00:11:15	Steve [Nortle]	He’s got a little chime.
02:00:12:29	02:00:15:12	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t exist. Lettuce water?
02:00:18:11	02:00:30:02	Chris [GM]	the list is called Purge with an exclamation point. Purge! Upon drinking purge, you immediately vomit a surprising amount. the ground within 10 feet of you becomes
02:00:20:24	02:00:22:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:00:22:00	02:00:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Heard
02:00:22:21	02:00:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:30:02	02:00:33:16	Chris [GM]	covered in a slick grease and every creature standing in this area falls prone
02:00:35:17	02:00:39:05	Steve [Nortle]	I think that’s called your good morning coffee.
02:00:39:05	02:00:41:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t we already
02:00:40:28	02:00:52:00	Chris [GM]	think of it as if like you’re in battle and you want the area, it’s like a poster but you drink it and everyone vomit and everybody falls prone uh, you are permitted
02:00:43:12	02:00:45:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like, It’s like a potion.
02:00:47:24	02:00:49:06	Dave [Xeros]	How many does she have?
02:00:52:00	02:00:54:22	Chris [GM]	one per customer of all of these
02:00:53:26	02:00:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I will take four.
02:00:57:14	02:01:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	One per customer. There are four customers here. I will make it for you.
02:01:01:08	02:01:03:19	Chris [GM]	no, no, well it all goes in their
02:01:01:20	02:01:11:18	Brin [Basil]	Listen man, you can’t talk yourself out of that. I’m
02:01:04:29	02:01:07:20	Chris [GM]	It all goes in their inventory. You can’t hold all the inventory.
02:01:06:04	02:01:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll take four good. We’re going to buy four. You can have it in your inventory and I will trade you.
02:01:12:10	02:01:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t have to.
02:01:13:02	02:01:15:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not buying that, I need the lettuce water.
02:01:13:19	02:01:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like
02:01:15:20	02:01:22:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am tired of hearing all of these drink options please stop
02:01:17:01	02:01:17:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
02:01:20:11	02:01:25:03	Chris [GM]	Thank you, okay? Okay, so The next drink option is
02:01:20:15	02:01:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	Purge!
02:01:26:14	02:01:28:00	Chris [GM]	Spell Crux Blast
02:01:27:24	02:02:30:01	Brin [Basil]	You’re four!
02:01:33:08	02:01:35:09	Chris [GM]	I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
02:01:35:06	02:01:36:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:37:10	02:01:46:28	Chris [GM]	No, no, no Let me get through All of them and then you guys can decide Which one you want because they’re all great They’re all Great. I will send you
02:01:43:29	02:01:45:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They’re, they’re all
02:01:48:04	02:01:59:26	Chris [GM]	Somehow I’ll send this out to you guys too okay so first one honey elixir second one arriba arriba you get the dashes of bonus action in each
02:01:59:26	02:02:05:28	Chris [GM]	of your turns during battle third one is purge uh that’s the one you vomit and 10 feet around
02:02:05:28	02:02:14:17	Chris [GM]	becomes slick as grease and every creature standing this area falls prone uh no not including
02:02:09:05	02:02:10:03	Dave [Xeros]	Including you?
02:02:14:24	02:02:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	Because everyone was just, you know, throwing out against the lying lie I just wanted to make sure that we were covering that.
02:02:19:26	02:02:22:14	Steve [Nortle]	the fact that it’s like in a radius makes me think it’s
02:02:23:16	02:02:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	poltergeist
02:02:23:26	02:02:32:09	Chris [GM]	yeah it’s projectile 100 the fourth drink available is called spell
02:02:24:04	02:02:51:00	Steve [Nortle]	I can
02:02:25:08	02:02:26:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	before
02:02:32:09	02:02:40:04	Chris [GM]	spell crux blast uh you regain your lowest level expended spell slot
02:02:40:15	02:02:40:29	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
02:02:41:29	02:02:50:28	Chris [GM]	the fifth one is oh sunny g you gain five temporary hit points which last for 24 hours or until you next take a long rest.
02:02:42:02	02:02:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent.
02:02:50:20	02:02:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	All right!
02:02:51:00	02:03:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	punch
02:02:51:13	02:03:02:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, and then number six, the last one, Spikes Hard Demonade and tendrils of dark energy erupt from you and strike each creature within 10 feet
02:02:56:26	02:02:58:02	Brin [Basil]	Teeth and Eight.
02:03:02:24	02:03:05:18	Chris [GM]	dealing 1d6 points necrotic damage.
02:03:07:13	02:03:08:17	Brin [Basil]	That sounds delicious.
02:03:10:16	02:03:11:25	Brin [Basil]	I want some.
02:03:12:13	02:03:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	how many people
02:03:13:02	02:03:16:13	Brin [Basil]	I don’t freaking demon ape right now.
02:03:16:17	02:03:17:15	Chris [GM]	All right.
02:03:17:04	02:03:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	and punch all of us
02:03:20:14	02:03:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. Don’t drink it out. Not in my face.
02:03:23:05	02:03:28:28	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take that one. Demonade, please! Thank you.
02:03:27:17	02:03:28:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, no problem.
02:03:29:00	02:03:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	so uh so are we allowed to buy one of each of these just period okay so we can only get one
02:03:33:21	02:03:43:04	Chris [GM]	One drink per customer, one drink of the type yep there’s a
02:03:43:04	02:03:48:29	Chris [GM]	house limit these are powerful drinks you gain advantage on
02:03:45:11	02:03:46:25	Steve [Nortle]	What does the honey elixir do?
02:03:48:29	02:04:00:29	Chris [GM]	five next saving throws or until you next take a long rest but you can’t have honey elixir because
02:03:57:19	02:04:00:07	Steve [Nortle]	I think I still want a Reba. ARIBA! REBA!
02:04:01:20	02:04:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:04:03:17	02:04:07:25	Dave [Xeros]	right how much do these things cost
02:04:04:23	02:04:06:06	Steve [Nortle]	Or as she says, fortunately.
02:04:08:04	02:04:16:15	Chris [GM]	uh what do drinks typically cost in And yeah, these are definitely five gold.
02:04:10:21	02:04:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great.
02:04:13:22	02:04:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	One gold or less,
02:04:13:25	02:04:27:09	Brin [Basil]	Demonade is good. I
02:04:16:26	02:04:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	I guess distort value.
02:04:17:28	02:04:21:17	Chris [GM]	They are signature drinks.
02:04:19:13	02:04:41:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for the lack
02:04:24:02	02:04:25:15	Chris [GM]	You’re not buying it today.
02:04:25:15	02:04:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	No!
02:04:27:09	02:04:29:04	Brin [Basil]	cast Distort Quantity
02:04:27:22	02:04:29:27	Chris [GM]	So how does the store at value work?
02:04:30:11	02:04:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, here we go.
02:04:32:26	02:04:35:17	Chris [GM]	Is it even necessary dude? You have so much gold.
02:04:36:11	02:04:37:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not…
02:04:38:22	02:04:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a matter of principle or the lack thereof.
02:04:39:22	02:04:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a matter of principle. This is the thing.
02:04:41:23	02:04:42:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What do you think?
02:04:43:18	02:04:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	If you go and tell someone if you have enough money, just pay for what does that person usually say? No, I’m just going to figure out another way. Like, it is. Well not only that
02:04:52:03	02:04:53:25	Chris [GM]	Money is meaningless to you.
02:04:55:04	02:04:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s just meaningless to people that have it
02:04:58:10	02:05:04:02	Dave [Xeros]	Elon Musk Hashtag Elon Musk Elon Elon Murask
02:05:01:21	02:05:02:29	Steve [Nortle]	Sponsor of today’s video
02:05:06:14	02:05:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	Elongated Muskrat
02:05:07:25	02:05:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	Do you need To squeeze a few more gold pieces Out of the merchant As you try to sell That weird octopus statue You liberated From the Chaos Temple This is the description Do you know Do you feel
02:05:15:23	02:05:17:06	Chris [GM]	Is this the description?
02:05:19:18	02:05:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have Do you do Do you a lot less for drinks to a person who’s lying at the bar. That part wasn’t
02:05:31:17	02:05:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	in there, I added it. You cast this spell on an object no more than one foot on your side doubling that object free value or by adding illusionary flourishes or polish to it
02:05:43:08	02:05:54:12	Dave [Xeros]	or reducing its perceived value by half with the help of illusory scratches dense or other unsightly features anyone? Of course
02:05:50:14	02:05:53:11	Chris [GM]	Is this a spell slot that you’re using?
02:05:50:25	02:05:56:15	Brin [Basil]	He’s all up course.
02:05:54:15	02:05:54:28	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:05:56:19	02:05:57:21	Chris [GM]	Sure, use it.
02:05:57:13	02:06:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	dense examining the object can ascertain the true value with a successful investigation check against your spell save DC slot. Which my spell save is 15.
02:06:08:19	02:06:09:18	Dave [Xeros]	She rolls 15 or higher.
02:06:13:19	02:06:14:03	Chris [GM]	15.
02:06:14:02	02:06:17:19	Brin [Basil]	That was the long, oh my god.
02:06:15:10	02:06:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	I cast Silvery Barbs.
02:06:16:29	02:06:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:06:17:08	02:06:17:28	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:06:17:08	02:06:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:06:20:04	02:06:21:14	Chris [GM]	I re-roll for that right?
02:06:23:19	02:06:25:11	Chris [GM]	Is that a spell slide or is that a cantrip?
02:06:25:24	02:06:28:09	Dave [Xeros]	Silvery Barbs is a spell slot!
02:06:28:10	02:06:32:04	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just burning through. Anything for my chaos.
02:06:32:25	02:06:33:08	Chris [GM]	11.
02:06:33:11	02:06:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, you lost that one. You magically distract the triggering creature in a momentary uncertain into an encouragement for another creature and triggering that creature must reroll the d20 and use
02:06:44:03	02:06:49:04	Dave [Xeros]	the lower roll. So you lost no matter what. You can then choose a different creature,
02:06:46:15	02:06:47:08	Chris [GM]	I lost.
02:06:51:07	02:06:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Basil,
02:06:52:26	02:07:02:25	Dave [Xeros]	within range, and that chosen creature has advantage on the next attack roll. Ability check or saving throw it makes within one minute to hopefully hook someone up
02:07:01:12	02:07:10:02	Brin [Basil]	Can I cancel out this learning situation?
02:07:12:10	02:07:14:04	Brin [Basil]	Because you really fed that up.
02:07:14:11	02:07:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay. Okay, this is what I’ll do.
02:07:16:09	02:07:18:29	Brin [Basil]	He’s just going to look right in his eyes and say, I hate you.
02:07:19:13	02:07:20:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true. Okay.
02:07:20:27	02:07:23:03	Chris [GM]	That is true. That might happen.
02:07:22:29	02:07:23:24	Dave [Xeros]	I …
02:07:25:02	02:07:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m going to figure out how to cancel this real quick
02:07:28:21	02:07:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	i okay okay okay
02:07:30:08	02:07:34:13	Chris [GM]	Okay so do you guys want to buy any drinks? You wanted to buy a drink You did that whole thing.
02:07:33:18	02:07:36:23	Brin [Basil]	And I’m just staring at you while I’m drinking my demon aid.
02:07:34:01	02:07:34:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Arribaa!
02:07:36:18	02:07:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
02:07:37:12	02:07:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	I reduced well I distorted the values
02:07:42:00	02:07:46:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s true. But what do you give me to make it look like it’s five gold?
02:07:48:11	02:07:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	anything I just made the bottle look like it’s worth less than the other bottles there hey, I know you do scratch and dent cells here that one’s got a little bit of
02:07:56:18	02:08:00:18	Chris [GM]	No, I thought you were giving her a coin and you were saying this is five gold.
02:07:59:29	02:08:06:25	Dave [Xeros]	no no no I was making the bottle itself feel like it is less polished than the others
02:08:05:16	02:08:07:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, Vaughn turns around
02:08:08:02	02:08:08:28	Dave [Xeros]	scratch and dint
02:08:09:26	02:08:18:21	Chris [GM]	Not again Dang rodents Yeah, I’ll tell you what You can have this one I wouldn’t touch it though Rodent all over a drink That’s kind of nasty
02:08:17:19	02:08:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	know i know totally i get it but you know i have like this fetish thing that i just you know yep one goal there you go i flip her the gold
02:08:20:28	02:08:22:05	Chris [GM]	Ah, you’re sick
02:08:23:11	02:08:24:05	Chris [GM]	One gold
02:08:23:17	02:08:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	That explains a lot.
02:08:28:16	02:08:30:25	Dave [Xeros]	my pocket i pocket in my bottle of purge
02:08:32:11	02:08:34:29	Steve [Nortle]	Just have all the levels spike every time.
02:08:34:17	02:08:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:08:35:03	02:08:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	yep and with that i am going to to counteract what is going on with lion I’m going to just, if I could try
02:08:45:11	02:08:50:03	Dave [Xeros]	to do something like John Person or something. Yeah, I know.
02:08:46:27	02:08:48:27	Chris [GM]	have to roll for this to work i hope you know that
02:08:51:29	02:09:01:15	Chris [GM]	it if you fail the save the lie is over if you pass the save no i’m not in fawn’s voice
02:08:58:27	02:08:59:09	Dave [Xeros]	by the way.
02:09:00:17	02:09:04:02	Brin [Basil]	Thank you. Oh! Wait…
02:09:02:15	02:09:04:06	Dave [Xeros]	Hey! You have to caveat.
02:09:04:03	02:09:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, that makes sense.
02:09:05:18	02:09:06:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m confused!
02:09:07:20	02:09:10:15	Chris [GM]	i’m so confused i don’t know what the hell is going on
02:09:12:28	02:09:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, okay.
02:09:13:19	02:09:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	This is what I’m gonna do. I will officially use my retcon token. Alright? I will let
02:09:19:19	02:09:20:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
02:09:22:07	02:09:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	Steve rewrite
02:09:25:29	02:09:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	the rules for
02:09:27:28	02:09:36:03	Steve [Nortle]	Fix the broken one. I’ll talk with you and we’ll figure out something more balanced for the chaos that is a, okay?
02:09:28:14	02:09:28:25	Chris [GM]	what
02:09:32:15	02:09:39:20	Chris [GM]	i would say one use per day for sure and then has to include the player
02:09:36:18	02:09:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	i i think there yeah but i think that there could be just a better way of doing this that doesn’t blow everyone’s mind it’s hard
02:09:46:23	02:09:47:01	Chris [GM]	hard
02:09:47:25	02:09:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s also immensely entertaining.
02:09:48:22	02:09:51:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s okay, it’s hilarious.
02:09:50:13	02:10:01:23	Dave [Xeros]	so much fun but i don’t want to blow each everyone’s minds so i feel like there could possibly be a better with that with the retcon token enabled
02:10:01:23	02:10:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	i feel like there should be an ability to cancel the lying liar whenever i want okay all right so i can just play it yeah and then
02:10:07:16	02:10:11:16	Chris [GM]	like that like re -strum it or something like that
02:10:07:17	02:10:08:04	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
02:10:11:19	02:10:17:06	Dave [Xeros]	turn it off turn it on and off would be good but then i will leave the rest up to you um
02:10:17:06	02:10:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	with that official retcon token i strum the lying lier off yep because now i can do that
02:10:18:17	02:10:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	because now it can do that
02:10:22:15	02:10:30:02	Chris [GM]	you i don’t think we all noticed harold’s just got this big smile on his face This is awesome.
02:10:30:22	02:10:33:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s disturbing that you have this much control over people.
02:10:34:11	02:10:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh you have no idea
02:10:37:12	02:10:38:29	Brin [Basil]	Vaughn, back to you.
02:10:39:13	02:10:40:26	Dave [Xeros]	I have pretty much charges, guys.
02:10:40:08	02:10:41:06	Chris [GM]	Hey, honey.
02:10:40:25	02:10:42:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
02:10:43:26	02:10:44:14	Brin [Basil]	Wait…
02:10:44:10	02:10:46:23	Steve [Nortle]	the nerve hasn’t gone into full effect yet
02:10:46:11	02:10:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	have advantage
02:10:47:17	02:10:48:17	Brin [Basil]	I have advantage.
02:10:48:05	02:10:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I used Silver Pops
02:10:49:20	02:11:05:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah
02:10:50:10	02:10:51:26	Chris [GM]	That’s true, you do. All right.
02:10:52:08	02:10:56:17	Brin [Basil]	So what do you think? Should we uh… How can we help you?
02:10:55:25	02:11:05:08	Chris [GM]	Fawn is so lost right now she has no idea what anyone’s talking about but as far as she’s concerned, you bought Purge. You bought Arriba Arribа. Did you want to buy something?
02:11:05:27	02:11:07:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s the five advantage one?
02:11:07:19	02:11:12:06	Chris [GM]	That’s Honey Elixir. I’m all fresh out, honey, sorry. Yeah, I was robbed!
02:11:09:07	02:11:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, that’s the one You’re out of Love honey
02:11:12:16	02:11:14:13	Brin [Basil]	There was another one that was really
02:11:14:26	02:11:17:18	Chris [GM]	I was robbed. I don’t have time to figure this out.
02:11:15:28	02:11:27:23	Brin [Basil]	oh no I was plus five hit points that’s what it was my back there you go Oh my gosh, my demon aid is gone by the way
02:11:20:19	02:11:23:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah, that one is the… Oh, Sunny G!
02:11:25:10	02:11:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
02:11:27:28	02:11:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	You already drank it?
02:11:27:29	02:11:35:25	Steve [Nortle]	stuff wait i thought that it went into effect immediately when you drink it, and then it’s only for one minute.
02:11:33:04	02:11:49:14	Brin [Basil]	just like wait what okay I’ll be
02:11:33:07	02:11:33:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:11:37:21	02:11:38:27	Steve [Nortle]	The demon-aid.
02:11:37:23	02:11:41:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Question If she drank it Can I Buy her another one
02:11:41:22	02:11:49:08	Chris [GM]	Demonade is basically tendrils of dark energy erupt from you and strike each creature within 10 feet dealing 1d6 points of necrotic damage.
02:11:48:07	02:11:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Yep
02:11:49:14	02:11:49:28	Brin [Basil]	right back
02:11:50:12	02:11:53:20	Chris [GM]	Is that what you took? Did you drink it?
02:11:50:17	02:11:52:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:11:52:11	02:11:55:15	Brin [Basil]	I run to the bathroom.
02:11:53:23	02:11:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:11:54:01	02:11:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	You can text everyone
02:11:55:01	02:11:57:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:11:55:07	02:11:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	You run to the port-a-potties and it just attacks everyone next to you.
02:11:58:07	02:11:59:06	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:11:59:24	02:12:01:04	Chris [GM]	And all the stalls.
02:12:03:03	02:12:04:11	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh.
02:12:03:06	02:12:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:03:12	02:12:05:04	Brin [Basil]	And they’re wooden.
02:12:05:04	02:12:06:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:12:05:13	02:12:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:05:16	02:12:08:24	Chris [GM]	Oh my god. Amazing. Amazing.
02:12:10:03	02:12:12:12	Chris [GM]	You just hear screaming. Ah!
02:12:11:03	02:12:15:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You did this before! You just put it.
02:12:12:14	02:12:13:04	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:12:13:23	02:12:16:06	Brin [Basil]	I’m releasing demons in the room.
02:12:17:24	02:12:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	the demons as you’re running out
02:12:22:21	02:12:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	and say oh yeah
02:12:24:29	02:12:25:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:12:28:14	02:12:29:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:30:24	02:12:31:27	Chris [GM]	Oh, so good.
02:12:31:20	02:12:36:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I’m not feeling so good and I come back
02:12:33:26	02:12:35:08	Chris [GM]	So good. Okay.
02:12:36:28	02:12:46:25	Brin [Basil]	and my fur is black anyways i
02:12:38:12	02:12:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:40:19	02:12:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	paws you washed your paws afterwards
02:12:41:18	02:12:44:09	Dave [Xeros]	You look a little tendril
02:12:45:14	02:12:47:08	Chris [GM]	So you did drink it immediately, huh?
02:12:46:25	02:12:49:07	Brin [Basil]	did i missed the
02:12:50:15	02:12:52:04	Brin [Basil]	did you remember why they were talking
02:12:51:05	02:12:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	just given you
02:12:52:14	02:12:53:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She, you…
02:12:52:28	02:12:55:06	Dave [Xeros]	my bottle of purge so you could have got it back
02:12:55:08	02:12:57:10	Chris [GM]	You know not many people buy that one.
02:12:57:18	02:12:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:58:14	02:12:59:02	Chris [GM]	surprised.
02:13:01:05	02:13:35:23	Brin [Basil]	well it was delicious what if
02:13:01:19	02:13:02:16	Chris [GM]	Fawn comes from
02:13:04:01	02:13:07:29	Chris [GM]	ducked down behind the bar slowly she says that Yes
02:13:09:14	02:13:17:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I want the spell slot one that I get an additional Lois The Blast
02:13:15:06	02:13:16:10	Chris [GM]	Spellcrux Blast
02:13:18:02	02:13:26:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thanks, that boy really likes you
02:13:19:02	02:13:20:14	Chris [GM]	it Spellcrux Blast
02:13:22:06	02:13:24:17	Chris [GM]	Here you go, sweetie. You are adorable by the way.
02:13:29:25	02:13:36:00	Chris [GM]	I would. I would but I can’t look at this I gotta run to bar employee’s not here my honey elixirs
02:13:30:00	02:13:30:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He seems
02:13:35:23	02:13:40:05	Brin [Basil]	what if we run the bar for you look at me
02:13:38:29	02:13:44:24	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna trust four strangers one who made me lie for the last 15 minutes
02:13:43:04	02:13:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, that was just a joke.
02:13:45:13	02:13:47:20	Brin [Basil]	I can actually jump to each table
02:13:48:27	02:13:52:06	Chris [GM]	I’m not comfortable with leaving four strangers in charge of my
02:13:49:13	02:13:52:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, do you have
02:13:53:10	02:13:55:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re honest people most of us
02:13:55:17	02:13:58:01	Dave [Xeros]	look at his shell?
02:13:56:09	02:14:07:16	Steve [Nortle]	look at my hat I must be trustworthy
02:13:59:12	02:14:01:10	Chris [GM]	Uh Fond is
02:14:00:04	02:14:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have a picture of Selfie by the way?
02:14:03:09	02:14:05:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah yeah she
02:14:08:06	02:14:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	it must be almost no i’m not
02:14:09:17	02:14:13:04	Chris [GM]	points over to the wall, and there are several
02:14:12:29	02:14:15:06	Brin [Basil]	he just goes back in his show well
02:14:14:21	02:14:25:26	Chris [GM]	She points over to the wall. There are several pictures hanging from the wall One of them is her parents And they are but ugly
02:14:15:26	02:14:17:17	Steve [Nortle]	but the hats still there
02:14:26:28	02:14:36:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you were going to say something else oh yeah
02:14:28:20	02:14:30:02	Chris [GM]	The Butterface family
02:14:29:06	02:14:31:29	Brin [Basil]	I see the butter face where it comes from.
02:14:31:00	02:14:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	That’s about to face it. Two negatives make a positive.
02:14:31:26	02:14:34:18	Chris [GM]	You know what happens when two really ugly people get together
02:14:36:05	02:14:37:15	Brin [Basil]	They make a Brad Pitt
02:14:37:20	02:14:40:07	Chris [GM]	They make a Brad Are his parents ugly?
02:14:40:17	02:14:45:02	Brin [Basil]	and his brother same with
02:14:41:03	02:14:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	and his brother
02:14:46:06	02:14:47:10	Brin [Basil]	The Hemsworth
02:14:47:25	02:14:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	brothers
02:14:48:13	02:14:56:22	Brin [Basil]	there’s like Chris, and then there’s Liam and then this random short everyone is like Where did this guy come from?
02:14:49:07	02:14:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	there’s one
02:14:49:21	02:14:50:20	Chris [GM]	I’ve seen
02:14:55:27	02:14:58:24	Chris [GM]	Oh, the poor guy That sucks
02:14:56:10	02:15:00:15	Dave [Xeros]	he’s the one that acts in television the other two are in film
02:15:02:04	02:15:04:22	Steve [Nortle]	Not even television. Straight to streaming.
02:15:02:15	02:15:04:17	Brin [Basil]	He does commercials
02:15:04:22	02:15:12:21	Dave [Xeros]	no he actually does act in television the other 2 are in film, that is actually the truth I’m sorry, rest in peace
02:15:06:17	02:15:08:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh
02:15:11:14	02:15:15:16	Chris [GM]	Are you thinking of Damon’s brother though? Matt Damon? You might be thinking about him
02:15:12:09	02:15:23:22	Brin [Basil]	Anyways This was hilarious I’ve never looked up it’s the third wheel
02:15:15:13	02:15:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	uh no, it is it’s uh the hemsworths yeah the third worth the the the third
02:15:23:22	02:15:26:04	Brin [Basil]	it’s
02:15:27:10	02:15:38:06	Chris [GM]	So Fawn Butterface describes to you a description of another peepling who
02:15:28:24	02:15:30:16	Brin [Basil]	the butter face
02:15:38:06	02:15:40:18	Chris [GM]	has purplish skin
02:15:45:07	02:15:47:26	Chris [GM]	Purplish skin Her
02:15:50:04	02:15:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	gosh you know what purple skin tieflings are really rare they’re a lot like me
02:15:55:18	02:16:02:14	Chris [GM]	She’s younger. She’s got horns that are similar. She’s also got… Let’s see what else she’s got.
02:16:03:25	02:16:14:00	Chris [GM]	Kind of sparkly cheeks. You can definitely tell she’s a young tiefling who honestly is just really not interested in anyone but herself, according to the plot book affairs.
02:16:05:11	02:16:16:00	Brin [Basil]	we know all about that
02:16:16:00	02:16:21:20	Brin [Basil]	our naturally
02:16:17:23	02:16:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	it’s not my fault that tieflings are born this way yeah see this is the thing
02:16:25:03	02:16:27:20	Brin [Basil]	just kidding
02:16:25:17	02:16:33:04	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, she pointed over to the pictures there were her parents and then there was
02:16:33:04	02:16:40:27	Chris [GM]	another employee of the month picture begrudgingly posted up on the wall and it’s a
02:16:40:27	02:16:49:29	Chris [GM]	picture of self so you see who it is you’re looking for i haven’t slightest clue or that lazy
02:16:45:14	02:16:45:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	selfie?
02:16:50:26	02:16:59:08	Chris [GM]	good -for -nothing buns uh what selfie not yet okay
02:16:53:11	02:16:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	Does she have a stat block? Yes.
02:16:57:02	02:16:58:24	Dave [Xeros]	I need her to make a wisdom saving throw.
02:17:02:10	02:17:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, Selfie needs a…
02:17:03:24	02:17:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, Selfie needs to make wisdom save for her.
02:17:07:02	02:17:08:02	Chris [GM]	right let’s see how gums.
02:17:11:01	02:17:14:28	Dave [Xeros]	Wisdom. She’s young and dumb Yeah.
02:17:11:16	02:17:15:19	Chris [GM]	Let’s see if self is kind of valley girl, young dum.
02:17:15:11	02:17:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	Probably probably a plus zero.
02:17:16:14	02:17:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty much, she’s probably a 0 or negative 1
02:17:20:00	02:17:26:03	Chris [GM]	Saving throw yeah but I still need to hit a 15 right? Yeah okay alright 10
02:17:27:18	02:17:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	She lost. I am now cast Scrying on her
02:17:31:04	02:17:31:17	Chris [GM]	scrying
02:17:31:20	02:17:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	Scrying. I can see in here a particular creature I choose that is on the same plane of existence as me the target must make a wisdom saving throw which is modified by how well I know the target, which she lost
02:17:43:26	02:17:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	because I do have first hand knowledge because I’ve seen picture of her
02:17:49:20	02:18:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	if the target knows you’re casting this spell it can fail to save voluntarily on a successful save the target isn’t affected and you can’t on a failed save
02:18:01:03	02:18:09:21	Dave [Xeros]	the spell creates an invisible sensor within 10 feet of the target You can see and hear through the sensor as if you were there.
02:18:09:22	02:18:20:25	Dave [Xeros]	The sensor moves with a target, remaining within 10 feet of it for duration. The creature that can see invisible objects sees the sensor as a luminous orb about the size of a fist.
02:18:20:22	02:18:21:17	Chris [GM]	Okay so
02:18:20:29	02:18:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	So we know exactly what she’s doing.
02:18:22:18	02:18:24:20	Chris [GM]	now how are you seeing that right now?
02:18:25:05	02:18:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	How am I seeing it? It’s just in my mind. Like no, like I’m seeing through this orb. It’s like a drone.
02:18:25:19	02:18:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	And his mind’s eye.
02:18:26:05	02:18:26:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:18:27:22	02:18:31:12	Chris [GM]	So close your eyes and you can see a floating orb Is that what you’re describing
02:18:31:27	02:18:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like a drone.
02:18:35:21	02:18:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	What it does is it’s a drone that magically appears within 10 feet of the person that I’m looking for. And, and I can see and hear everything in that vicinity. So, I know exactly where she’s at.
02:18:39:24	02:18:40:17	Chris [GM]	And you can see through
02:18:46:08	02:18:55:07	Chris [GM]	You look into the floating orb and you describe a scene i had a thought to do that
02:18:48:02	02:18:51:13	Dave [Xeros]	Welcome to the old, please tell me she’s in the bathroom.
02:18:52:05	02:18:59:11	Brin [Basil]	you sick no I just demonated her
02:18:52:14	02:18:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:18:55:11	02:18:55:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:18:57:13	02:19:00:08	Dave [Xeros]	she’s just like, and then all of a sudden Basil,
02:18:59:21	02:19:09:14	Chris [GM]	black tendrils come flying through the walls if only if only
02:19:00:19	02:19:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:05:04	02:19:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:05:04	02:19:05:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:05:13	02:19:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	because I know exact way she’s that.
02:19:07:11	02:19:09:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:09:14	02:19:16:17	Chris [GM]	you actually see her she’s at the merch booth flirting with vanilla
02:19:19:20	02:19:20:28	Steve [Nortle]	onward
02:19:21:04	02:19:32:12	Chris [GM]	attempting attempting describe that scene what you’ve seen I didn’t mean that far back.
02:19:21:18	02:19:24:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m about to knock this out.
02:19:26:19	02:19:37:25	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, so what I do is I reach into my pants and I grab, listen, no, no, no, no, no. I, I’m explaining how I can say this. I reach into my pants.
02:19:32:17	02:19:34:10	Chris [GM]	You’re already looking…
02:19:38:00	02:19:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	I grab my crystal ball of telepathy, and I’m holding it tight. And then like my stage presence but my eyes pop open from there just shining bright, like a bit of an oracle.
02:19:47:06	02:19:48:03	Chris [GM]	Cool, cool, cool.
02:19:49:18	02:20:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m just in stream-of-consciousness just talking all the time and like – what’s her name again? Selfie. I see Selfie she is right in front of me.
02:19:53:00	02:19:53:18	Chris [GM]	Shut up.
02:19:57:18	02:19:58:07	Chris [GM]	Selfie.
02:20:01:13	02:20:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	I see the I see
02:20:07:12	02:20:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	Vanilla Vanilla
02:20:11:12	02:20:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t really stand out in my mind Because he is vanilla
02:20:16:01	02:20:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh Selfie
02:20:19:14	02:20:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	She’s touching Vanilla’s hand She’s running her hand up his arm She’s giggling She’s laughing
02:20:27:21	02:20:36:18	Chris [GM]	You hear a glass just shatter and Fawn’s face is furious. Not only is Fawn gorgeous but she’s also
02:20:37:29	02:20:39:23	Chris [GM]	how does the phrase go?
02:20:43:17	02:20:49:07	Chris [GM]	She can back her. She’s got a bite to back up her bark. You can tell by looking at it.
02:20:44:01	02:20:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s exactly it.
02:20:47:15	02:20:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, okay.
02:20:51:16	02:20:52:28	Brin [Basil]	She’s a badass
02:20:51:16	02:20:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	And she is leaning in. She is asking, hey, do you want…
02:20:57:25	02:21:08:26	Dave [Xeros]	I think my boss can’t go with you to the show tonight. Would you like to take me instead? Giggle, giggle, laugh.
02:21:10:16	02:21:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	hair flick hair flick.
02:21:11:29	02:21:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	Hairflake, hairflake. Bend over merch booth. Press shoulders together. and show off cleavage. I
02:21:12:29	02:21:14:11	Chris [GM]	Oh, you’re so funny!
02:21:14:20	02:21:30:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It seems
02:21:23:03	02:21:29:05	Dave [Xeros]	don’t really quite understand what’s going on as long as I want, so you better cut me off
02:21:25:12	02:21:26:29	Chris [GM]	How long does this spell last for?
02:21:28:14	02:21:31:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah. Fawn is pissed.
02:21:30:04	02:21:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like we better go.
02:21:30:06	02:21:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	This isn’t scrying, this is the voyeur… Wow, talking about invasion of privacy
02:21:35:28	02:21:46:18	Brin [Basil]	Let’s knock out, let’s go no more
02:21:41:08	02:21:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:21:46:18	02:21:55:25	Brin [Basil]	demons for me oh I got this for you don’t Don’t you worry, I’m feeling inspired.
02:21:49:03	02:21:50:01	Chris [GM]	I’m going to bust the ball.
02:21:51:17	02:21:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll cast bardic inspiration on you
02:21:52:24	02:21:54:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:21:56:01	02:21:57:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m gonna follow my half-sister
02:21:57:29	02:21:58:19	Chris [GM]	All right.
02:21:58:01	02:21:58:22	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
02:22:00:15	02:22:01:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s fightin’ time!
02:22:02:14	02:22:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	while they run off, I just stay there in the trance so I can watch this happen
02:22:08:10	02:22:09:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:22:08:10	02:22:09:18	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:22:08:10	02:22:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:08:11	02:22:16:14	Dave [Xeros]	and just explain it as a thought process to her as she’s standing. Stream of consciousness.
02:22:08:26	02:22:16:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna
02:22:11:29	02:22:12:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22:13:26	02:22:14:13	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
02:22:14:15	02:22:16:09	Steve [Nortle]	stream of consciousness
02:22:16:20	02:22:25:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fly along yeah because i would do anything for the woman and so i understand what this is all about
02:22:17:10	02:22:19:24	Chris [GM]	You’re going to fly along just to make sure there’s no blood?
02:22:22:21	02:22:24:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:23:11	02:22:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:22:25:26	02:22:33:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Now what you guys… What fawn season then is a total mystery for you but love his strength.
02:22:33:12	02:22:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, the wedding singer would say love stinks.
02:22:35:25	02:22:43:16	Brin [Basil]	Okay let’s go and I’m marching I’ve got like oh no I’m skipping
02:22:36:19	02:22:36:26	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:22:44:04	02:22:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	You’re bounding. You’re using those boots.
02:22:47:16	02:22:49:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m going up 30 feet with each skip
02:22:49:28	02:22:52:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	polishing your knuckles while you’re bouncing along
02:22:51:21	02:22:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you land and you snap every time.
02:22:57:05	02:22:58:24	Chris [GM]	to make a little time adjustment here.
02:22:59:27	02:23:11:04	Chris [GM]	You guys arrive at the merch booth it’s 5pm now you see Selfie hunched over exactly as Eros was describing
02:23:11:13	02:23:19:15	Chris [GM]	twirling her hair completely oblivious to what’s didn’t say that completely
02:23:14:09	02:23:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	Purple titties.
02:23:18:21	02:23:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	stream of consciousness
02:23:20:14	02:23:21:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:23:22:08	02:23:24:20	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, but it’s coming through your consciousness.
02:23:25:12	02:23:28:29	Chris [GM]	and Vanilla looks
02:23:25:21	02:23:26:22	Dave [Xeros]	what I am noticing
02:23:26:07	02:23:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:23:26:17	02:23:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:23:30:14	02:23:36:05	Chris [GM]	slightly uncomfortable but he is pretty bummed that Fawn turned him down.
02:23:37:21	02:23:38:29	Chris [GM]	Considering this possibility,
02:23:42:03	02:23:44:10	Dave [Xeros]	Vanilla is considering this a possibility
02:23:44:26	02:23:49:17	Steve [Nortle]	What you’re doing? I try to kick down the door but I guess it’s probably just a tent flap.
02:23:49:21	02:23:56:22	Chris [GM]	Yeah, pretty much. It’s like an outdoor You’ve seen merch booths at concerts. They don’t have a roof over them.
02:23:53:11	02:23:54:05	Steve [Nortle]	Just kick
02:23:56:23	02:23:58:27	Steve [Nortle]	one of the people in front of me
02:23:59:03	02:24:10:26	Brin [Basil]	you look like your name is selfie listen
02:24:00:06	02:24:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	Stop!
02:24:01:22	02:24:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	stop what you’re doing because I’m about to ruin but Noda doesn’t okay
02:24:06:16	02:24:09:12	Chris [GM]	Selfie whips around and is like, yeah, hi! I’m selfie!
02:24:10:26	02:24:15:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna need you to back up from the vanilla
02:24:10:28	02:24:12:19	Dave [Xeros]	is going to get her ass handed to her
02:24:15:21	02:24:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	Back up, bitch.
02:24:20:27	02:24:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for
02:24:21:17	02:24:25:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m streaming this to the bar.
02:24:23:27	02:24:34:17	Chris [GM]	Excuse me? I don’t appreciate your tone. And then she turns back around and like, whatever.
02:24:23:29	02:24:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:24:26:14	02:24:35:09	Brin [Basil]	yeah well um let me let me show you okay
02:24:26:27	02:24:28:26	Steve [Nortle]	All of the patrons are just watching
02:24:30:00	02:24:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	I do not appreciate you tone,
02:24:34:27	02:24:36:13	Chris [GM]	And gives you the W with her fingers
02:24:36:11	02:24:45:04	Brin [Basil]	okay so I’m gonna grab her I’m going to grab her hair and i’m gonna throw it i’m going TO GRAB HER HORNS
02:24:38:22	02:24:41:07	Chris [GM]	and giggling. Oh! Dang! Okay.
02:24:41:10	02:24:42:29	Steve [Nortle]	hair or horns
02:24:44:27	02:24:45:14	Chris [GM]	Oh!
02:24:45:14	02:24:46:13	Dave [Xeros]	Giggle giggle.
02:24:46:13	02:24:47:29	Brin [Basil]	and i’m going to throw her down
02:24:47:27	02:24:48:15	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:24:47:29	02:25:01:01	Brin [Basil]	i have
02:24:48:19	02:24:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	She grabbed that horny bitch.
02:24:50:08	02:24:51:20	Chris [GM]	Roll for me
02:24:53:01	02:24:54:21	Chris [GM]	What kind of a check would this be?
02:24:55:14	02:24:57:26	Steve [Nortle]	That’s probably an athletics.
02:24:56:22	02:25:07:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean,
02:24:57:11	02:24:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	Athletics or acrobatic? Yeah, athletics.
02:24:58:03	02:25:00:19	Chris [GM]	Athletics. I was going to go for athletics.
02:25:01:01	02:25:02:10	Brin [Basil]	an animal handling
02:25:02:17	02:25:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:25:02:17	02:25:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:25:02:22	02:25:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh! She is handling…
02:25:03:06	02:25:04:05	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:25:03:16	02:25:04:24	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:25:06:22	02:25:10:25	Chris [GM]	I mean in your eyes you definitely view her as animalistic right now.
02:25:10:14	02:25:13:08	Brin [Basil]	but my but it’s only plus one in my athletic
02:25:13:15	02:25:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, athletic’s. Rock the athletics.
02:25:13:25	02:25:16:03	Chris [GM]	Well, then you definitely want athletics. Absolutely.
02:25:15:19	02:25:22:23	Brin [Basil]	so even though that’s very appropriate I got
02:25:18:16	02:25:19:12	Chris [GM]	Sorry we’re so loud.
02:25:22:23	02:25:32:01	Brin [Basil]	a 15 you’re a lot heavier than
02:25:23:18	02:25:31:01	Chris [GM]	Oh yes! Fantastic. You grab her back with horns and she… People don’t like it when you grab their hands apparently.
02:25:32:01	02:25:39:25	Brin [Basil]	I thought bitch and I’m
02:25:34:17	02:25:38:01	Dave [Xeros]	Basil made fun of weight Of purple bitch
02:25:37:27	02:25:43:07	Chris [GM]	And she not only goes flying back but the only words that can escape her mouth are Why?
02:25:39:25	02:25:47:05	Brin [Basil]	gonna put my big old boot right on her chest
02:25:47:05	02:25:54:28	Brin [Basil]	you really need to cover this up number one and number two if you don’t leave
02:25:47:07	02:25:49:16	Chris [GM]	Oh. What are you going to tell her?
02:25:54:28	02:26:06:27	Brin [Basil]	this merch booth things are going to get a lot worse for you. Okay? Not only am I going to mess up these purple titties that you’ve got hanging out, but
02:25:57:08	02:25:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	Get out
02:26:01:04	02:26:01:20	Dave [Xeros]	Something
02:26:01:26	02:26:02:22	Chris [GM]	Selfie has
02:26:06:27	02:26:15:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna mess up your face too with these… You’re late for your shift did
02:26:10:05	02:26:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	You
02:26:10:13	02:26:12:11	Chris [GM]	to tell him to go back to work by any chance?
02:26:15:07	02:26:22:07	Brin [Basil]	you know that? Did you know? So let’s get
02:26:16:22	02:26:18:11	Dave [Xeros]	Late for shift, bitch
02:26:17:20	02:26:27:08	Steve [Nortle]	It sounds like an intimidation, but probably an advantage for the drink.
02:26:19:11	02:26:20:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Yep.
02:26:22:07	02:26:31:03	Brin [Basil]	up! That’s right do have any demons left
02:26:22:29	02:26:30:12	Chris [GM]	Well you are at she hasn’t used her advantage yet for the drink roll so yeah. Roll for intimidation let’s see
02:26:25:24	02:26:26:23	Dave [Xeros]	That’s right
02:26:32:24	02:26:34:05	Chris [GM]	It’s a one time use
02:26:35:07	02:26:37:18	Steve [Nortle]	Just the ones you constantly wrestle with.
02:26:37:01	02:26:42:16	Brin [Basil]	believe I drank that okay wait a minute do i have any modifier what am i doing right now
02:26:39:14	02:26:40:00	Chris [GM]	one time user
02:26:44:00	02:26:45:11	Chris [GM]	for intimidate
02:26:47:27	02:26:48:18	Brin [Basil]	plus one
02:26:48:16	02:26:50:02	Dave [Xeros]	Basil threatens
02:26:50:19	02:26:52:04	Brin [Basil]	ok I got a 14.
02:26:53:08	02:26:54:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s stunning.
02:26:55:01	02:26:56:10	Chris [GM]	Add advantage
02:26:55:29	02:26:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	Vardic inspiration I don’t think he used that
02:26:58:12	02:26:59:21	Brin [Basil]	No, I didn’t.
02:26:58:24	02:27:04:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s a d6. So that turns into a win.
02:26:58:26	02:27:00:25	Chris [GM]	Oh good memory
02:27:00:28	02:27:02:02	Brin [Basil]	Thank you!
02:27:02:29	02:27:04:06	Chris [GM]	Good memory
02:27:04:12	02:27:04:29	Brin [Basil]	Six.
02:27:05:13	02:27:12:14	Chris [GM]	Oh, a 20 selfie like arrows has wet herself.
02:27:06:19	02:27:07:26	Brin [Basil]	That’s 20!
02:27:14:02	02:27:18:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I smell urine. Oh, I’m kind of turned on by purple bitch.
02:27:17:15	02:27:25:26	Chris [GM]	She looks at you and definitely can’t
02:27:18:17	02:27:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:27:19:14	02:27:20:09	Brin [Basil]	Me too.
02:27:19:26	02:27:25:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought he could hear and see everything. I don’t think you can smell everything
02:27:25:11	02:27:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m using all my senses.
02:27:25:15	02:27:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	He’s definitely
02:27:26:07	02:27:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:27:26:29	02:27:30:25	Chris [GM]	It’s not a Smell-O-Vision thing that says nothing in the orb about smelling.
02:27:28:17	02:27:30:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m always thinking um…
02:27:29:29	02:27:31:29	Steve [Nortle]	he’s inferring something
02:27:31:22	02:27:47:01	Brin [Basil]	Mm -hmm.
02:27:32:02	02:27:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	I found the scratch and sniff on the bar and I scratched
02:27:34:08	02:27:44:13	Chris [GM]	He’s been there before without a word of self. I’m sorry, I’m Sorry, I’ve Sorry, She just bolts it out of there and heads straight to the first community.
02:27:34:17	02:27:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:27:34:17	02:27:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:27:44:19	02:27:46:12	Chris [GM]	Congratulations, very effective.
02:27:47:16	02:27:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	tiefling incoming
02:27:47:26	02:27:48:02	Brin [Basil]	Mm-mm.
02:27:49:06	02:27:50:27	Chris [GM]	Vanilla is also very scared by the way
02:27:51:15	02:27:51:27	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know.
02:27:52:05	02:27:53:11	Dave [Xeros]	now you get over there
02:27:52:25	02:27:55:14	Chris [GM]	but it doesn’t take much to scare him let’s be honest
02:27:53:05	02:28:00:10	Brin [Basil]	Van. Listen, van. Turns out turns out Butterface likes you. Yeah,
02:28:00:10	02:28:10:16	Brin [Basil]	I found out so because she’s busy because of that bitch. She has been having to cover her shifts
02:28:00:29	02:28:02:14	Chris [GM]	Well why did she turn me down?
02:28:06:21	02:28:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	she had to work
02:28:10:22	02:28:12:04	Dave [Xeros]	covers cover shifts
02:28:12:10	02:28:15:22	Brin [Basil]	yep, so that problem is solved now
02:28:13:18	02:28:15:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Selfie was lying to you
02:28:21:08	02:28:22:14	Chris [GM]	I can’t resist
02:28:23:19	02:28:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	everyone around merch booth is asking for
02:28:26:11	02:28:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	eros much moonwalk
02:28:27:25	02:28:29:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:28:32:05	02:28:37:29	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to send them your way and have a great day. What a backup of it.
02:28:37:26	02:28:40:08	Steve [Nortle]	to a finger finger guns
02:28:39:01	02:28:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	out the one behind
02:28:39:04	02:28:41:12	Chris [GM]	Wait I owe you a t-shirt
02:28:42:01	02:28:44:14	Brin [Basil]	That’s, I don’t know which one I think.
02:28:43:08	02:28:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I know which one you want.
02:28:49:12	02:29:00:17	Chris [GM]	The one behind the glass Look that is a limited edition signed t-shirt by LaDonna herself. It’s going to take a little persuading to get that one.
02:28:50:14	02:28:51:26	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I’ll get it for him.
02:29:00:12	02:29:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	when when that has been said i have covered the distance
02:29:00:23	02:29:03:29	Brin [Basil]	What can I do? I unbuttoned one button.
02:29:05:18	02:29:07:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, wait! Wait, what?
02:29:06:01	02:29:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	didn’t we just go through this nope nope nope i’m back basil has unbuttoned her top button and fond fond butterface
02:29:06:25	02:29:08:22	Chris [GM]	We just did that!
02:29:07:20	02:29:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:29:07:20	02:29:08:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:09:27	02:29:16:05	Chris [GM]	Yep, and Fawn Butterfish is like, That traitor!
02:29:10:12	02:29:14:27	Brin [Basil]	And it’s just white fur.
02:29:11:06	02:29:12:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:29:11:25	02:29:12:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:16:10	02:29:17:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:29:16:14	02:29:18:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just free.
02:29:17:16	02:29:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	sets herself on fire and books out of the Thirsty Maiden.
02:29:19:21	02:29:20:09	Chris [GM]	That
02:29:19:25	02:29:20:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh, shit.
02:29:21:29	02:29:25:19	Brin [Basil]	It was just for the shirt!
02:29:23:06	02:29:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	I have a hat I could have persuaded
02:29:29:12	02:29:36:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m running after her, we basically are like firebenders We’re both lit up And fire is streaming behind us
02:29:36:09	02:29:37:27	Brin [Basil]	It was an accident!
02:29:38:10	02:29:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m trying to save you
02:29:39:01	02:29:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	how did this happen okay
02:29:41:01	02:29:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	Fight Fight
02:29:41:23	02:29:43:29	Chris [GM]	Fawn burst into the room
02:29:42:20	02:29:44:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We could have helped you. We could’ve helped you
02:29:45:08	02:29:51:04	Chris [GM]	You traitor! I thought you were on my side I heard what you did for something but my gosh
02:29:47:17	02:29:52:29	Brin [Basil]	It was for the shirt… You know what? You are a butterface.
02:29:53:10	02:29:53:28	Dave [Xeros]	Dang
02:29:53:11	02:30:03:03	Brin [Basil]	I came in here to try to help you.
02:29:56:08	02:29:57:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Hey
02:29:56:26	02:29:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	i’m glad we’re here right now
02:29:58:17	02:30:04:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh so i’m i’m trying
02:29:59:10	02:29:59:28	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone
02:30:04:22	02:30:07:19	Chris [GM]	By unbuttoning your shirt, you floozy.
02:30:04:29	02:30:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, you. Everyone step back. We’re just going to watch this.
02:30:08:09	02:30:14:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	silent silent feathers while they’re I’m going over to just snatch the t-shirt I’m just gonna
02:30:14:22	02:30:16:01	Chris [GM]	You’re going to take it?
02:30:15:27	02:30:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take it
02:30:17:12	02:30:27:13	Dave [Xeros]	And then I’ll drop 300 gold on the table for the bird that flies and makes no noise.
02:30:19:02	02:30:21:08	Chris [GM]	All right. We’ll come back to this real quick.
02:30:22:10	02:30:23:29	Chris [GM]	You got to roll stealth, man.
02:30:26:05	02:30:28:00	Brin [Basil]	And he’s, yes.
02:30:28:08	02:30:29:27	Dave [Xeros]	Please tell me you have high stealth.
02:30:29:08	02:30:30:22	Brin [Basil]	And he is extra small.
02:30:29:21	02:30:32:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh we have plus four
02:30:32:22	02:30:34:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Bardic inspiration.
02:30:33:05	02:30:33:18	Brin [Basil]	What?
02:30:36:08	02:30:40:09	Chris [GM]	Vanilla is very honed in. He has never had this much attention on him
02:30:41:17	02:30:43:12	Chris [GM]	Three women in one day. What did you roll?
02:30:43:23	02:30:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	19
02:30:44:21	02:30:45:06	Chris [GM]	Oh!
02:30:44:23	02:30:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh.
02:30:47:03	02:30:54:18	Chris [GM]	All right. Yeah, you successfully sneaked. However, it is behind glass. What are you going to do about the glass?
02:30:48:19	02:30:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It is coming home with me
02:30:55:15	02:30:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is this like a frame Like I could just take the whole thing
02:30:57:05	02:31:04:29	Chris [GM]	All you had successfully did was got behind the counter and are now face-to-face with this merchandise.
02:31:04:14	02:31:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	In awe. In absolute awe.
02:31:05:22	02:31:11:16	Chris [GM]	Vanilla is mighty distracted by two beautiful women about to fight over him.
02:31:06:25	02:31:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Licking The glass
02:31:06:28	02:31:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	Your eyes got two times bigger.
02:31:13:08	02:31:16:18	Brin [Basil]	this guy. I just want a shirt, bro.
02:31:13:09	02:31:14:16	Chris [GM]	That’s his perception.
02:31:15:26	02:31:17:03	Chris [GM]	That’s your perception.
02:31:16:29	02:31:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	roll with it roll with
02:31:20:09	02:31:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I Is this framed And I can just take The whole thing And worry about it later Or do I have to get it out right now
02:31:25:07	02:31:25:29	Chris [GM]	to you in one moment.
02:31:26:07	02:31:26:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright
02:31:26:13	02:31:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	persuasion
02:31:27:05	02:31:28:29	Chris [GM]	Fawn is gonna take a strike at you.
02:31:30:00	02:31:31:14	Chris [GM]	She has had enough.
02:31:31:16	02:31:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	Vaughn has made a mistake.
02:31:33:21	02:31:36:03	Brin [Basil]	Listen, I really just think you’re mad at the wrong person.
02:31:35:23	02:31:38:02	Chris [GM]	It’s a 10. Does that beat your on the class?
02:31:38:13	02:31:40:04	Brin [Basil]	No. Nah, nah.
02:31:40:13	02:31:42:07	Chris [GM]	So she’s swinging and a miss
02:31:42:11	02:31:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	swing
02:31:43:23	02:31:46:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sweetheart, you don’t…
02:31:44:22	02:31:47:24	Chris [GM]	leaving you an opportunity to do something.
02:31:44:25	02:31:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	and a miss
02:31:48:07	02:31:53:03	Brin [Basil]	Listen, I’m just trying to help you. I don’t want to hurt you, but I feel like you need to be talking about something.
02:31:53:26	02:31:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	everyone record this
02:31:54:06	02:31:54:10	Chris [GM]	Whoa!
02:31:54:19	02:31:55:01	Brin [Basil]	Okay?
02:31:56:06	02:32:00:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is anybody else A little confused By her acting Because she was helping And now they’re fighting
02:31:58:03	02:31:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	nah
02:32:01:06	02:32:03:15	Steve [Nortle]	I pull out some kale chips.
02:32:05:02	02:32:06:02	Chris [GM]	Kale chips!
02:32:06:04	02:32:10:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s this is between women so all of you shed it.
02:32:11:01	02:32:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	I wish I had the teleport spell so bad
02:32:11:12	02:32:14:10	Steve [Nortle]	Shouldn’t this be happening at the Choldreth Mud Wrestling Pit?
02:32:13:23	02:32:15:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:32:17:24	02:32:27:08	Brin [Basil]	okay all right so i’m using that’s right it’s still black by the way
02:32:20:20	02:32:23:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know how basil is about her fur she doesn’t want to
02:32:23:08	02:32:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	oh dude
02:32:24:20	02:32:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	Use your true word
02:32:28:22	02:32:29:27	Chris [GM]	Describe what happens.
02:32:31:26	02:32:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh
02:32:32:15	02:32:41:01	Brin [Basil]	oh my god so um and i i’m just i’m not it’s not gonna be an uppercut but it’s gonna go to
02:32:34:23	02:32:36:16	Chris [GM]	Definitely beats her arm with glass.
02:32:41:01	02:32:48:03	Brin [Basil]	side a little bit and i just want her knocked out cold but as she’s going down she’s gonna
02:32:48:03	02:32:54:19	Brin [Basil]	to hit her head on vanilla’s desk and then you know so we’ll see we’ll
02:32:52:10	02:32:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:32:53:04	02:32:55:11	Chris [GM]	Alright, you do have to… We gotta roll for that, right?
02:32:54:19	02:33:14:28	Brin [Basil]	see how much damage we do here it’s
02:32:58:00	02:32:58:18	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:33:04:15	02:33:05:25	Dave [Xeros]	abandon his post
02:33:11:06	02:33:20:10	Chris [GM]	You wanna… That’s good. You also add to that explanation to her I just want a feature of it.
02:33:14:28	02:33:24:13	Brin [Basil]	a seven
02:33:22:01	02:33:23:11	Chris [GM]	I don’t watch your man.
02:33:24:13	02:33:32:01	Brin [Basil]	quill oh that’s right my
02:33:25:11	02:33:28:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	over there i’m behind the table I’m in the vault.
02:33:25:21	02:33:27:00	Dave [Xeros]	I uh
02:33:26:26	02:33:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:33:30:01	02:33:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The merch vault!
02:33:32:01	02:33:39:18	Brin [Basil]	bad and i’m gonna write this on her back in
02:33:32:19	02:33:35:22	Dave [Xeros]	I got a quill and I’m just gonna melt some gold for you so
02:33:34:29	02:33:35:26	Chris [GM]	Gosh, here we go.
02:33:38:07	02:33:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	in gold
02:33:39:09	02:33:44:22	Chris [GM]	Don’t you have to use a spell slot every time you melt the gold? Infernal Fire. Okay. Alright.
02:33:39:18	02:33:45:25	Brin [Basil]	gold all right and I’m dipping
02:33:41:13	02:33:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	no it’s just my infernal fire yeah
02:33:47:00	02:33:56:01	Brin [Basil]	listen bitch I was trying to help you yeah well she’s out cold she doesn’t make me remember this
02:33:50:16	02:33:53:20	Chris [GM]	You’re leaving a note because she’s so delirious right now after that hit.
02:33:55:04	02:33:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	she’s a red tickling It’s not going to burn her. It’s just like a permanent gold tattoo.
02:33:55:05	02:33:55:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:33:56:01	02:33:59:29	Brin [Basil]	I was trying to help you
02:34:01:03	02:34:12:24	Brin [Basil]	and now You’re on the ground Unconscious So, I hope you remember this lesson For next time Basil The true
02:34:12:24	02:34:13:29	Brin [Basil]	And one and only
02:34:15:04	02:34:20:22	Dave [Xeros]	Hashtag Claire the hair, and then I’m going to dip in and love Eros.
02:34:16:00	02:34:20:04	Chris [GM]	The bitch. Hey. So while
02:34:19:27	02:34:25:04	Brin [Basil]	Not her I’m scratching it out We were both like fighting over the quill
02:34:21:17	02:34:22:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh?
02:34:23:15	02:34:23:28	Chris [GM]	While
02:34:23:19	02:34:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	I scratched that out and write it again.
02:34:26:28	02:34:28:12	Brin [Basil]	Arrow Arrow
02:34:28:14	02:34:34:09	Dave [Xeros]	I wrote Love Eros underneath. She scratched it out, and I wrote it again, and she continues to scratch it out.
02:34:31:18	02:34:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	punch him in the face
02:34:35:08	02:34:39:28	Brin [Basil]	And we’ve used up the rest of her back, and now we’re riding on our butt cheeks.
02:34:40:00	02:34:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s going down her tail actually.
02:34:42:16	02:34:46:12	Brin [Basil]	Yes, on her back. This is a permanent tattoo.
02:34:42:16	02:34:42:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:34:44:29	02:34:55:11	Chris [GM]	Listen, listen, listen. While this is going on, we go back, flashback a bit to Fowlflaw who’s attempting to steal this T-shirt.
02:34:53:26	02:34:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	take legally
02:34:56:07	02:34:58:04	Chris [GM]	I am shocked. I’m appalled.
02:34:56:08	02:35:05:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m steel is a very strong word yeah um
02:35:01:28	02:35:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just taking what’s owed to him.
02:35:02:21	02:35:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	he’s bypassing persuasion that’s all
02:35:05:05	02:35:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i can take this whole thing i’m just gonna like fly it out of there and worry about
02:35:08:27	02:35:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	slightly
02:35:13:12	02:35:19:08	Chris [GM]	You’re definitely gonna have to do another stealth move to see if it’s not noticed.
02:35:18:29	02:35:19:04	Dave [Xeros]	have
02:35:20:06	02:35:31:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is it it’s just it’s like in a it’s Just glass like in frame yeah uh -huh okay
02:35:23:00	02:35:30:23	Chris [GM]	You know those jersey frames you have? They’re like probably 34 inches by 28 inches.
02:35:25:01	02:35:25:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:35:27:02	02:35:29:01	Brin [Basil]	Those things are heavy, man.
02:35:31:01	02:35:39:15	Chris [GM]	Not that big, and it’s locked of course. It’s a signed t-shirt from LaDonna man.
02:35:31:06	02:35:37:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay but i could it’s locked
02:35:33:08	02:35:35:21	Brin [Basil]	We’re talking like three drywall anchors for one of those.
02:35:36:27	02:35:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	Is it locked to the wall?
02:35:39:14	02:35:42:01	Brin [Basil]	It’s glass though, so just fly up
02:35:42:01	02:35:55:29	Brin [Basil]	and let it go her
02:35:42:09	02:35:45:21	Chris [GM]	You don’t want to damage that shirt. Don’t want damage the shirt.
02:35:44:19	02:35:47:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I don’t want to damage this shirt. Yeah Uh
02:35:45:16	02:35:50:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Can you pick a straight saving throw just to see if we can lift it?
02:35:50:17	02:35:51:25	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:35:52:18	02:35:53:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am kind of smaller
02:35:53:23	02:35:55:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:35:54:00	02:35:56:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I got a small yeah, absolutely.
02:35:55:29	02:36:04:00	Brin [Basil]	entire
02:35:56:08	02:35:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	but you do have body
02:35:57:07	02:35:58:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Very strong
02:35:57:18	02:36:03:21	Chris [GM]	Yeah depending on what you do your roll any strength roll at disadvantage 100% Depending on what you think.
02:36:08:03	02:36:08:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
02:36:09:26	02:36:10:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How
02:36:10:19	02:36:14:15	Chris [GM]	not expect. And I love it by the way. This is fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.
02:36:12:14	02:36:13:23	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:36:15:06	02:36:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	we’re still scribbling in gold on this red tiefling
02:36:19:08	02:36:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	i’m still eating my kale chips just watching from one to the other occasionally glancing at van
02:36:28:04	02:36:31:00	Brin [Basil]	is gold. It’s Gold Scribbles
02:36:32:11	02:36:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	love arrows no
02:36:35:02	02:36:39:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, I’m going to see if I can lift it first. I’m gonna try and get out of here first thing
02:36:36:22	02:36:39:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m trying to leave my name man!
02:36:41:14	02:36:42:10	Chris [GM]	Okay, say that again? Sorry.
02:36:42:17	02:36:43:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna try and lift it
02:36:44:04	02:36:45:16	Chris [GM]	All right. Roll the strength roll at disadvantage.
02:36:47:24	02:36:48:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:36:49:11	02:36:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can’t add
02:36:51:07	02:36:52:24	Chris [GM]	Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:36:54:03	02:36:55:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus two I
02:36:59:02	02:36:59:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	rolled seven
02:37:00:10	02:37:01:06	Chris [GM]	you’re not going to beat that huh?
02:37:02:05	02:37:13:10	Steve [Nortle]	i actually uh provide a little bit of distraction for him So I’m going to go up the van and just lean up against it and be like, women, am I right?
02:37:05:07	02:37:05:15	Chris [GM]	Sure.
02:37:14:16	02:37:18:14	Steve [Nortle]	Sometimes it’s just so difficult to understand what they even want out of life.
02:37:19:05	02:37:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	just let me leave my name
02:37:20:11	02:37:21:05	Chris [GM]	I’ve never
02:37:21:26	02:37:24:15	Brin [Basil]	It’s not the name that is supposed to be left.
02:37:23:27	02:37:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, well, when you hang out with Basil this is something that happens more often than you might think.
02:37:30:27	02:37:33:01	Chris [GM]	be what should I say
02:37:33:14	02:37:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	To whom?
02:37:34:07	02:37:35:17	Chris [GM]	when Fawn wakes up
02:37:35:20	02:37:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, um… Well, you’ve got a couple of options as I see it. You can either let her know that it was all a dream. She slipped and hit her head on your merch booth,
02:37:47:21	02:37:49:08	Brin [Basil]	This gold is saying otherwise!
02:37:48:04	02:37:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	and…
02:37:50:08	02:37:52:20	Chris [GM]	that’s true, there’s gold written all over her body
02:37:52:22	02:37:55:09	Steve [Nortle]	It’s on her back. She won’t be able to read it. That’s fine.
02:37:55:25	02:37:57:11	Brin [Basil]	I broke the mirror.
02:37:59:24	02:38:00:08	Chris [GM]	memento
02:38:00:08	02:38:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
02:38:02:29	02:38:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	A second option is to listen to her version of the story and just be like, Oh, that’s horrible. I’m so sorry about that. Why don’t you sit down with me
02:38:14:24	02:38:16:27	Steve [Nortle]	and we’ll just talk about this some more?
02:38:16:21	02:38:18:04	Chris [GM]	that sounds too easy
02:38:17:23	02:38:19:28	Brin [Basil]	That sounds like really good advice actually.
02:38:20:11	02:38:22:07	Chris [GM]	way too easy why would that ever work
02:38:20:14	02:38:23:22	Dave [Xeros]	Basil… Uh-oh. We’re moving around to the front.
02:38:23:04	02:38:28:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s not about the nail, okay? It’s not about the nail.
02:38:26:07	02:38:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:38:26:25	02:38:28:08	Brin [Basil]	Eros is just taking off.
02:38:30:01	02:38:31:23	Steve [Nortle]	So I’m doing that to provide
02:38:31:05	02:38:37:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so i’m not going to carry this thing out here but i have some tools basically I have some daggers and a crowbar.
02:38:37:20	02:38:44:09	Steve [Nortle]	because I’m distracting him and that gives you an advantage another chance
02:38:40:11	02:38:41:15	Brin [Basil]	a crowbar?
02:38:42:20	02:38:43:22	Chris [GM]	you another chance
02:38:43:22	02:38:45:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I can try and lift it again?
02:38:45:15	02:38:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	he tries to turn a look and I come up and distract him so we get another change
02:38:51:14	02:38:53:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh shit, Brack.
02:38:55:27	02:38:58:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah that was worse than the first one. This thing is heavy!
02:38:59:28	02:39:01:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh yeah That’s like 4
02:39:02:07	02:39:06:01	Chris [GM]	okay if it wasn’t that one it was gonna fall off the wall i’m just warning you
02:39:05:28	02:39:06:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
02:39:06:29	02:39:17:25	Steve [Nortle]	Okay um I don’t I see out of the corner of my eye that but my friend Paul Claw is like, just trying to get this off the wall. And I’m watching
02:39:17:25	02:39:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	the body graffiti happening. So I reach up and I give him the Vulcan neck pinch
02:39:18:11	02:39:18:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Obsessed
02:39:25:18	02:39:26:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:39:26:01	02:39:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is this one of those, like, Kung Fu Panda?
02:39:28:05	02:39:28:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:28:23	02:39:31:10	Steve [Nortle]	with my monkish abilities and be like…
02:39:30:04	02:39:30:25	Chris [GM]	all right
02:39:34:12	02:39:41:10	Dave [Xeros]	Like you didn’t have to see it because you saw Basil do it. He’s just like…
02:39:40:26	02:39:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, a lot of our arguments as children
02:39:42:12	02:39:43:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Figured it out
02:39:44:19	02:39:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	I figured it out.
02:39:45:21	02:39:46:22	Chris [GM]	he took Rex
02:39:45:24	02:39:55:18	Brin [Basil]	I figured it out. So, I’m going to grab a paper merch bag and shake it and put it over her head.
02:39:47:22	02:39:50:07	Steve [Nortle]	Rex Quandel living with the basil?
02:39:56:23	02:39:57:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a better face.
02:39:57:20	02:40:02:17	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. So what do I need to roll to do the Vulcan neck pinch?
02:39:58:11	02:39:59:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, it’s a paper bag.
02:40:04:11	02:40:05:10	Chris [GM]	that would
02:40:04:13	02:40:06:19	Steve [Nortle]	Like, is that just an attack?
02:40:08:17	02:40:12:01	Chris [GM]	Vanilla’s AC is going to be pretty low but it will need to be
02:40:11:21	02:40:12:28	Steve [Nortle]	An arm strike?
02:40:13:06	02:40:16:26	Chris [GM]	well no I don’t want it to be a strike I want it to be check
02:40:14:05	02:40:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not rolling that sleight of hand, man.
02:40:17:10	02:40:23:28	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. Sleight of hand… Okay.
02:40:22:16	02:40:23:16	Chris [GM]	let’s see slide of hand
02:40:24:21	02:40:26:06	Chris [GM]	I appreciate the help guys
02:40:25:29	02:40:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah?
02:40:29:12	02:40:30:00	Steve [Nortle]	17.
02:40:30:04	02:40:30:23	Chris [GM]	Yes.
02:40:31:08	02:40:32:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah!
02:40:32:04	02:40:32:22	Steve [Nortle]	Ha-cha!
02:40:32:19	02:40:43:05	Chris [GM]	And with that, Vanilla Falls right next to Fawn Butterface. You guys have the chance to build a narration – not to loot –
02:40:42:20	02:40:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	Loot! Loot crate!
02:40:43:28	02:40:48:11	Chris [GM]	To build a narrative for these two and maybe perhaps still save the day
02:40:48:27	02:40:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, they want to put their hands together and interdigitate them
02:40:48:28	02:40:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:40:52:20	02:40:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This feels
02:40:54:24	02:41:00:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like this feels like a Romeo and Juliet kind of scene
02:40:55:20	02:40:57:03	Chris [GM]	bad deed going on right now.
02:40:56:24	02:40:58:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay, okay. I got it.
02:40:59:16	02:41:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Can we just agree to something? Alright? Okay? Alright.
02:41:00:14	02:41:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:41:01:24	02:41:06:20	Brin [Basil]	It depends on what name is signed.
02:41:02:28	02:41:04:13	Chris [GM]	Totally a Romeo Juliet.
02:41:08:16	02:41:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	This is what we’re going to do, alright?
02:41:10:14	02:41:12:12	Brin [Basil]	I did all the work for this.
02:41:13:11	02:41:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	I need you to write each other’s names in gold rings on their ring fingers and make it look like they got married.
02:41:23:22	02:41:24:18	Chris [GM]	That’s good.
02:41:24:03	02:41:27:03	Brin [Basil]	Okay, but I don’t want to help her anymore.
02:41:26:28	02:41:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	Tattoos. I know. I know you don’t but do you want Foul Claw to get this t-shirt?
02:41:32:27	02:41:34:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re strong
02:41:33:10	02:41:37:08	Brin [Basil]	Well, of course! I unbuttoned a button for that.
02:41:38:15	02:41:40:04	Brin [Basil]	I don’t do like that?
02:41:40:11	02:41:40:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
02:41:41:06	02:41:44:09	Chris [GM]	you’ll stoop to that level but not this other level
02:41:43:26	02:41:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, you’re going to, Vanilla, you’re gonna write on his finger. I’m going to write in the other one. We’re going marry these two. We’re gonna tattoo the guy to make it look like that’s what they did when they got drunk and got married.
02:41:45:19	02:41:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	It’s about standard.
02:41:48:22	02:41:51:06	Brin [Basil]	Alright. Alright.
02:41:54:04	02:41:57:19	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, look at my hat. I think that makes it official.
02:41:56:26	02:42:00:26	Brin [Basil]	But only if we can dip something in gold.
02:41:59:04	02:42:13:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i do have
02:42:01:07	02:42:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. I will dip anything in gold.
02:42:04:13	02:42:06:23	Brin [Basil]	Awesome. Sounds good. Nothing!
02:42:06:04	02:42:06:20	Chris [GM]	this
02:42:06:27	02:42:07:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:42:09:19	02:42:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	He’s going to…
02:42:10:04	02:42:11:20	Steve [Nortle]	We’re doing this for you
02:42:11:20	02:42:22:29	Steve [Nortle]	Fowlclaw Mauer
02:42:12:07	02:42:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	He’s, he’s going ta cast
02:42:13:05	02:42:15:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a crowbar
02:42:13:06	02:42:14:09	Chris [GM]	Falca is just
02:42:15:13	02:42:17:24	Brin [Basil]	I do have a coat that’s so
02:42:16:24	02:42:22:15	Dave [Xeros]	he’s going to cast false ceremony. Just act like he can cast ceremony as a
02:42:16:24	02:42:17:21	Chris [GM]	okay alright
02:42:20:05	02:42:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:42:21:19	02:42:22:27	Brin [Basil]	the Pope hat
02:42:23:02	02:42:25:22	Steve [Nortle]	is what brings us together today.
02:42:26:10	02:42:38:07	Dave [Xeros]	okay everyone it is but yeah we’re going to gather everyone together while he’s doing the ceremony and we’re riding the rings and we’re gonna make these two feel like they got married and
02:42:26:20	02:42:29:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was pretty good.
02:42:26:27	02:42:28:22	Chris [GM]	that’s an actual spell isn’t it
02:42:38:07	02:42:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	then we’re gonna go dump them somewhere and pour a bunch of whiskey on him
02:42:43:11	02:42:49:15	Steve [Nortle]	Just like they’re an official up in a dock in the alleyway.
02:42:43:11	02:42:45:20	Brin [Basil]	what are we gonna do okay
02:42:44:11	02:42:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah!
02:42:46:26	02:42:53:00	Brin [Basil]	her eye is swollen shut and it’s completely bruised all on or something
02:42:52:11	02:42:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, well, I mean, it was a wild night. Right?
02:42:53:00	02:43:00:28	Brin [Basil]	What are we gonna do about this? Okay. All right, well just
02:42:58:07	02:42:59:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, right?
02:43:01:13	02:43:12:14	Brin [Basil]	she tripped and hit her face on the Merc booth. That’s right I love it, that’s great okay
02:43:04:14	02:43:10:29	Chris [GM]	left questions you know it’ll be a great great first wedding story
02:43:04:20	02:43:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	Exactly. This is a typical Magus wedding.
02:43:11:01	02:43:14:15	Steve [Nortle]	Tattoos? No memory.
02:43:11:18	02:43:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	Tattoos drunk and rings. Pulse ceremony. A lot of people watching the pulse ceremony.
02:43:22:01	02:43:22:07	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:43:22:14	02:43:32:24	Chris [GM]	I would love for all of this to go out perfectly as planned but we are going to have to roll to see if this works so each of you take one of them and each step in
02:43:28:02	02:43:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	All right?
02:43:32:24	02:43:35:21	Chris [GM]	this whole process will roll.
02:43:34:02	02:43:39:04	Dave [Xeros]	Sleight of hand on doing my ring. Right?
02:43:35:01	02:43:36:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	writing
02:43:39:24	02:43:44:10	Chris [GM]	Performance, because you’re doing a crafting kind of thing. Is it performance or is it a…
02:43:43:16	02:43:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	No, sleight of hand is like dexterity.
02:43:45:13	02:43:46:08	Chris [GM]	Okay, okay, okay.
02:43:45:21	02:43:52:10	Brin [Basil]	I should roll too or do I need to even roll same thing is
02:43:47:16	02:43:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yes.
02:43:49:28	02:43:51:13	Chris [GM]	What’s the task you’re going to be doing?
02:43:50:28	02:43:52:10	Dave [Xeros]	She’s doing the other ring.
02:43:53:04	02:43:54:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, you’re both making rings.
02:43:54:04	02:43:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:43:55:01	02:44:00:27	Steve [Nortle]	And then I guess I’m either doing a performance or a persuasion.
02:44:02:06	02:44:03:06	Chris [GM]	do persuasion on this one.
02:44:02:26	02:44:05:00	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man, I killed that 23.
02:44:03:01	02:44:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	Awesome.
02:44:05:08	02:44:07:14	Chris [GM]	Excellent. That ring is beautiful.
02:44:08:08	02:44:08:20	Steve [Nortle]	16.
02:44:08:27	02:44:12:09	Chris [GM]	And they are… The ceremony is happening.
02:44:10:05	02:44:15:01	Brin [Basil]	got a 10. Oh no, 14?
02:44:15:01	02:44:22:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m still
02:44:18:19	02:44:20:22	Chris [GM]	14. I mean, the ring is made
02:44:22:11	02:44:31:04	Brin [Basil]	little bit upset so it’s just really sloppy and make her bleed a little bit and then i taste it.
02:44:24:17	02:44:26:14	Steve [Nortle]	stick dug in a little
02:44:24:23	02:44:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s an ink.
02:44:26:08	02:44:30:07	Chris [GM]	here’s the deal though like it’s not
02:44:31:04	02:44:38:07	Brin [Basil]	I mix it together and
02:44:31:11	02:44:31:29	Chris [GM]	it’s
02:44:32:11	02:44:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	Rose gold.
02:44:33:27	02:44:34:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:44:37:03	02:44:38:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:44:38:07	02:44:43:24	Brin [Basil]	make rose gold she’s gonna wonder why this
02:44:41:09	02:44:46:08	Chris [GM]	The ring I mean, it’s going to be odd because
02:44:43:24	02:44:53:12	Brin [Basil]	stings oh
02:44:47:15	02:44:50:24	Chris [GM]	Van’s ring is just absolutely stunning right?
02:44:50:12	02:44:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	She’s also covered in tattoos. I’m sorry, man!
02:44:54:05	02:45:05:06	Chris [GM]	But her ring you found a piece of string and you tied it together around her ring basically and put a little dab gold on top of it. It’s not a
02:45:05:06	02:45:07:02	Chris [GM]	great-looking ring, but it’s going to…
02:45:07:14	02:45:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a ring.
02:45:07:23	02:45:09:10	Steve [Nortle]	it’s still symbolic
02:45:09:03	02:45:19:09	Chris [GM]	It’s still symbolic, right? Yeah, but they’re going to question when they wake up and try to figure out what they think happened. They’re going to start questioning
02:45:09:18	02:45:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s symbolic. Fault ceremony please.
02:45:13:09	02:45:21:22	Brin [Basil]	that’s from my favorite one of my favorite movies Montecristi
02:45:20:26	02:45:28:24	Chris [GM]	talking about… Oh yeah, that looks great for you. Okay, anyways, they’re going to start to question is this actually real?
02:45:22:12	02:45:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm. Yep.
02:45:28:29	02:45:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	You were the name of the one that said Dantes.
02:45:32:14	02:45:34:24	Chris [GM]	And then what was the final piece in this puzzle?
02:45:34:25	02:45:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	getting the shirt
02:45:35:18	02:45:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	He’s just getting his shirt off the wall!
02:45:36:16	02:45:37:14	Chris [GM]	Getting the shirt!
02:45:38:00	02:45:39:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m not helping with this.
02:45:40:05	02:45:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	he got stand-ups
02:45:41:00	02:45:42:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am I am
02:45:41:10	02:45:51:04	Brin [Basil]	but he keeps guts! I was going to say you should be the one marrying them
02:45:44:09	02:45:45:21	Chris [GM]	You said you had a crowbar.
02:45:45:05	02:45:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am A priest I could technically kind of I could authorize this
02:45:47:29	02:45:48:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:45:48:09	02:45:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:45:51:04	02:45:53:21	Chris [GM]	He’s way too distracted trying to get this shirt.
02:45:52:04	02:46:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but yeah means to an end okay yeah so i’ve got some tools i’ve got a crowbar i’m gonna try and break this
02:45:55:04	02:45:56:15	Chris [GM]	Signed LaDonna shirt.
02:46:04:00	02:46:06:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i can’t i can carry it okay so is that
02:46:06:11	02:46:08:25	Chris [GM]	I want you to roll because you’re going to successfully break this glass.
02:46:09:03	02:46:14:05	Brin [Basil]	what if wait what if we check in for some keys
02:46:09:26	02:46:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	Whether you damaged the shirt or not?
02:46:15:17	02:46:16:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, Vanilla?
02:46:18:26	02:46:23:12	Brin [Basil]	he’s knocked out cold and practically spressed both of them
02:46:20:20	02:46:24:22	Chris [GM]	Fowl Claw is swinging back right now and he’s
02:46:23:03	02:46:23:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:46:23:20	02:46:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i haven’t thought of this I’m swinging or prying, prying
02:46:25:13	02:46:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, can we do a quick
02:46:30:15	02:46:31:20	Dave [Xeros]	to see if we can find the keys?
02:46:31:19	02:46:32:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	prying
02:46:33:26	02:46:34:28	Chris [GM]	While Fowls are prying
02:46:33:28	02:46:34:13	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s…
02:46:33:29	02:46:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	oh you shrink
02:46:35:10	02:46:47:01	Brin [Basil]	cause we’re both looking yeah I only got seven you seriously
02:46:36:23	02:46:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’re both looking. Stop him! Stop him, stop him! Ready?
02:46:41:06	02:46:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh crap!
02:46:44:24	02:46:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:45:03	02:46:46:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:46:45:03	02:46:46:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:46:47:01	02:46:53:00	Brin [Basil]	rolled an at one and they’re knocked out cold i feel like we should have advantage because they can’t move
02:46:47:24	02:46:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Whoop!
02:46:51:15	02:46:54:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:54:13	02:46:55:26	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true. They are prone.
02:46:55:22	02:46:57:17	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry, he rolled in that one.
02:46:56:17	02:46:58:04	Brin [Basil]	They’re BEYOND PRONE!
02:46:57:08	02:46:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:57:18	02:47:06:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	come on
02:46:59:03	02:47:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to have to carry this one. I’m sorry. Just a little bit. Like I’m like at 86%.
02:47:00:02	02:47:06:09	Chris [GM]	How much do you shrink again? Just a little bit. Oh yeah it’s not even that big of a deal.
02:47:00:13	02:47:03:02	Steve [Nortle]	just like
02:47:05:19	02:47:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:47:07:17	02:47:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just like I drop like two inches.
02:47:10:09	02:47:11:25	Chris [GM]	Fowlt claw give me
02:47:10:22	02:47:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	Ho!
02:47:12:01	02:47:14:18	Steve [Nortle]	straighten up man stop hunching
02:47:15:04	02:47:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	Hey.
02:47:17:08	02:47:18:21	Chris [GM]	One moment please
02:47:19:03	02:47:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	Trying to do something nice. Look what happens to me. This is you know what there’s a lesson here gog is punishing me i need to quit doing nice things
02:47:21:11	02:47:23:26	Brin [Basil]	You know what?
02:47:23:01	02:47:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	lesson to be learned
02:47:27:08	02:47:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am trying to pry this open carefully and not damage in the case. I guess that counts as a stealth roll if I’m trying to leave no trace sort of thing.
02:47:35:19	02:47:37:13	Chris [GM]	It might be Hold on
02:47:39:16	02:47:49:13	Dave [Xeros]	oh i see where you’re going uh while i’m going through his pockets my hand gets stuck in one
02:47:41:09	02:47:42:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know?
02:47:41:17	02:47:45:00	Steve [Nortle]	But that seems like it would be harder than a sleight of pain.
02:47:42:22	02:47:58:27	Brin [Basil]	Performance, it’s
02:47:49:13	02:47:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	of his pockets and i can’t get it out because yeah yeah he threw me off
02:47:51:14	02:47:53:10	Steve [Nortle]	Because you shrunk and that threw you off.
02:47:56:13	02:48:08:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, I need a sleight of hand on this one. Not Estelle, a sleigh of hand On this one In fact all of these should have been
02:47:58:20	02:47:59:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Come on!
02:47:58:27	02:48:02:28	Brin [Basil]	one of those tiny zipper pockets inside of a pocket that you always…
02:48:03:08	02:48:04:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sleight of hand.
02:48:05:22	02:48:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
02:48:08:06	02:48:09:22	Chris [GM]	Sleight of Hand now that I think about it
02:48:08:20	02:48:10:08	Brin [Basil]	That’s-that’s what I rolled
02:48:10:26	02:48:11:25	Chris [GM]	Thank you
02:48:11:28	02:48:14:01	Dave [Xeros]	i rolled too but it was nat 1 doesn’t matter
02:48:14:13	02:48:17:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just wiping the tears from my eyes. Weddings are so beautiful.
02:48:18:08	02:48:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s off the table. It’s a re-roll.
02:48:21:23	02:48:22:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry, I’m excited.
02:48:23:02	02:48:23:17	Dave [Xeros]	You’re…
02:48:24:00	02:48:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shit!
02:48:26:11	02:48:29:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Alright, sorry. It’s only seven.
02:48:34:14	02:48:40:13	Chris [GM]	I’m so sorry Falcala You were just not able to Open this glass box
02:48:36:14	02:48:37:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:40:19	02:48:43:28	Steve [Nortle]	Can I go up and, like, just pull the little latch?
02:48:42:27	02:48:55:18	Brin [Basil]	I would throw those dice in the trash it’s
02:48:45:08	02:48:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	Just, like… You know, just…
02:48:46:21	02:48:51:03	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you Roll a perception for me and see if there’s a possibility.
02:48:50:11	02:48:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	Can someone get my hand out of this guy’s pocket?
02:48:53:17	02:48:54:12	Steve [Nortle]	23.
02:48:54:15	02:48:56:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s a push-not-pull kind of glass
02:48:55:18	02:49:00:05	Brin [Basil]	one of those words like click
02:48:56:09	02:48:58:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:48:56:09	02:48:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:49:00:05	02:49:10:08	Brin [Basil]	He’s like sweating.
02:49:01:04	02:49:05:02	Chris [GM]	And it pops right open in the search they’re perfectly fine and immaculate.
02:49:01:08	02:49:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:49:05:26	02:49:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	I pat him on the back.
02:49:12:24	02:49:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	A set of mall cops or something
02:49:12:25	02:49:27:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh my
02:49:14:22	02:49:18:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:49:15:28	02:49:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	Get!
02:49:18:02	02:49:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	Mall cops! This is the most ridiculous scene Oh my gosh
02:49:18:26	02:49:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:49:21:21	02:49:22:09	Chris [GM]	Well
02:49:26:06	02:49:28:10	Chris [GM]	It is. It really is.
02:49:26:26	02:49:27:15	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:49:27:10	02:49:28:07	Brin [Basil]	gosh.
02:49:28:13	02:49:39:15	Steve [Nortle]	It must be well after midnight. Oh yeah, it’s 1am that explains a lot of what just happened in Fowl Claw
02:49:30:02	02:49:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:49:34:29	02:49:36:07	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh.
02:49:38:10	02:49:40:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, I am
02:49:40:11	02:49:42:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m happy to see you happy
02:49:43:15	02:49:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not happy
02:49:45:01	02:49:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like give me that thing and I’m like
02:49:47:09	02:49:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	my precious
02:49:49:03	02:50:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh -huh
02:49:50:21	02:49:53:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stroking the sun part of this shirt.
02:49:52:05	02:49:53:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:49:52:24	02:49:53:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:49:53:21	02:49:57:08	Chris [GM]	Congratulations Falgloff Put it in your inventory
02:49:59:01	02:49:59:28	Brin [Basil]	Smelling it?
02:49:59:05	02:50:10:01	Chris [GM]	Give me one thing and then I’m gonna take over a bit on exposition here Go ahead and tell me where you’re gonna place Vaughn and Van
02:50:03:22	02:50:16:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna take over behind the
02:50:10:01	02:50:18:09	Chris [GM]	the newlyweds Not real newlywends Where are you gonna place these two, behind the port-a-potties.
02:50:16:12	02:50:25:26	Brin [Basil]	port -a -potties yep and my free drink I’m going to pour on them
02:50:19:16	02:50:22:12	Chris [GM]	What a vision. What a moment.
02:50:20:19	02:50:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	the one with it like tentacles
02:50:29:13	02:50:31:26	Chris [GM]	You already used that one! You alreadyused that one.
02:50:30:20	02:50:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	yep okay
02:50:31:27	02:50:43:05	Brin [Basil]	I did I didn’t drink it I’m just pouring it off what’s a hell oh that’s fine
02:50:35:11	02:50:38:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, she gets a free drink.
02:50:35:29	02:50:41:14	Chris [GM]	Well you didn’t get your… I’m sorry you did not get your free drink though because you had to go back and get it
02:50:43:05	02:50:48:23	Brin [Basil]	selfies still there selfies still they let’s go have a little chit chat with
02:50:43:19	02:50:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	use mine
02:50:44:09	02:50:47:29	Chris [GM]	but he’s got some drinks himself at the bar
02:50:49:07	02:50:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	roll just yeah a d4 d8
02:50:53:15	02:50:55:03	Chris [GM]	let’s see what happens with these two
02:51:05:25	02:51:06:20	Dave [Xeros]	one second
02:51:10:24	02:51:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	what marrying them
02:51:12:29	02:51:13:14	Chris [GM]	I’m Sorry
02:51:16:04	02:51:24:26	Brin [Basil]	just we just bonded them for life um eight is one, and four is two.
02:51:17:22	02:51:18:06	Chris [GM]	Married
02:51:18:21	02:51:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	did you say what was it
02:51:20:15	02:51:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just marrying them, right? There were no other bad deeds
02:51:23:17	02:51:24:00	Dave [Xeros]	okay
02:51:24:25	02:51:26:01	Steve [Nortle]	None whatsoever
02:51:25:02	02:51:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay no this is perfect this is the lustful sangria rose it is spiked with ladies love
02:51:26:05	02:51:27:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nothing else happened
02:51:31:08	02:51:32:08	Chris [GM]	Oh, no!
02:51:32:29	02:51:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:51:36:18	02:51:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	the succubus sweat it removes inhibitions making the user more selfish straightforward, causing arousal while mildly improving physical skills
02:51:48:04	02:51:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	plus three to strength, dexterity charisma and constitution all effects will last for one day they are married
02:51:48:06	02:51:49:03	Brin [Basil]	to trust me
02:51:57:04	02:51:58:05	Chris [GM]	And so it is.
02:51:59:15	02:52:07:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m pouring both of these into their mouth. Half in half.
02:52:00:22	02:52:01:19	Chris [GM]	Y’all married!
02:52:07:15	02:52:12:16	Chris [GM]	I mean, in the end this is kind of a good deed for them. They’re gonna have the time of their lives!
02:52:09:09	02:52:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	of their life
02:52:11:25	02:52:13:20	Brin [Basil]	Behind that port-a-potty.
02:52:15:08	02:52:17:05	Brin [Basil]	There’s going to be gold everywhere.
02:52:16:18	02:52:22:15	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry, this still definitely counts as a bad
02:52:17:01	02:52:19:25	Dave [Xeros]	there’s gonna be gold everywhere
02:52:18:07	02:52:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:52:24:29	02:52:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	There’s like 700 gold pieces scribbled all over them.
02:52:25:19	02:52:27:01	Brin [Basil]	Maybe for him!
02:52:27:20	02:52:30:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
02:52:28:15	02:52:38:29	Brin [Basil]	This freaking petty little thief over here. I just bonded someone for life. There’s potential children that could be…
02:52:31:07	02:52:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa, hey, hey.
02:52:36:08	02:52:47:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, and good deed we got Fowlclaw a t-shirt he was always liked And he admitted that he has worldly needs
02:52:36:12	02:52:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We all have our…
02:52:47:24	02:52:49:29	Chris [GM]	He has learned a lot about himself today.
02:52:51:16	02:52:54:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I said those words. I don’t know if I’ve accepted those words or not.
02:52:56:08	02:53:05:23	Chris [GM]	things we regret when there’s desires around us yeah ladana merch is around okay all right
02:52:59:14	02:53:01:02	Brin [Basil]	When there’s Eros around.
02:53:03:22	02:53:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	you
02:53:05:23	02:53:13:10	Chris [GM]	everyone i was hoping we’d get to the show no no
02:53:09:20	02:53:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	Wolf came back
02:53:12:20	02:53:14:04	Dave [Xeros]	Get to the show
02:53:13:10	02:53:18:29	Chris [GM]	no now we were close i will give you guys
02:53:15:16	02:53:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	you silly boy uh you’ve got five o ‘clock
02:53:18:04	02:53:19:18	Brin [Basil]	One step closer.
02:53:18:29	02:53:27:19	Chris [GM]	the option we are technically at all that happened up four o ‘clock so I flip
02:53:27:19	02:53:35:29	Chris [GM]	that prematurely okay so in the 4 o’ clock hour you and then
02:53:36:11	02:53:43:12	Chris [GM]	you went back to a three-o’clock merch booth met the man of mirror Then you went to the Thursday meeting at 4 o’clock.
02:53:45:18	02:53:54:01	Chris [GM]	So there is about three hours left until the main event starts.
02:53:55:18	02:53:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	that was the main event
02:53:57:19	02:53:58:28	Chris [GM]	It sure seems like it is.
02:53:58:06	02:53:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, I’m exhausted
02:54:02:07	02:54:07:04	Chris [GM]	I think – I want to do this.
02:54:06:20	02:54:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	the only thing left on this list that i would like to I really would want to see. I mean, I want to say all of it but if we had to pick let freedom ring rap battle
02:54:20:29	02:54:29:01	Chris [GM]	That only happens at a certain time of day, assuming. You need to gather – you’ve got to do some investigating and all that stuff.
02:54:24:08	02:54:26:03	Brin [Basil]	What time of day?
02:54:27:08	02:54:27:29	Dave [Xeros]	look at the sign
02:54:29:24	02:54:39:10	Chris [GM]	okay so um let me just tell you this right now don’t worry you’ll have plenty of time to
02:54:31:28	02:54:33:06	Brin [Basil]	Then let’s freaking go.
02:54:40:06	02:54:45:26	Chris [GM]	explore any of these things that you want and stuff so don’t fret that if you know by the end
02:54:45:26	02:54:54:26	Chris [GM]	or whatever i’m happy to go back after the show but it’s still peace um okay i want to do this
02:54:54:26	02:55:05:17	Chris [GM]	okay we’re gonna do it after such an exhausting display or uh in an event that happened
02:55:09:18	02:55:14:21	Brin [Basil]	Congratulations! The bag is still overhead, by the way. I just want to make that clear.
02:55:13:08	02:55:17:14	Chris [GM]	now she’s not mrs faun illa
02:55:15:20	02:55:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	there’s yep there’s flecks of gold everywhere they uh They’re going to be set for about, you know, 10 years if they can pry all that gold out of the skin.
02:55:18:07	02:55:19:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:55:18:17	02:55:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:55:26:08	02:55:34:24	Chris [GM]	yeah okay uh that’s morbid yeah that’s oof yeah 10 years though
02:55:28:21	02:55:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s a very thoughtful gift
02:55:30:07	02:55:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	No-no-no! She’s a tiefling. You throw her on fire, you just melt it out of there.
02:55:35:04	02:55:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there’s a lot of gold there. There’s like 300 pieces of gold
02:55:40:26	02:55:41:24	Dave [Xeros]	scribbles on her.
02:55:41:10	02:55:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	gold pieces of gold as opposed to
02:55:42:18	02:56:27:07	Brin [Basil]	you just kept melting more as we were fighting yeah
02:55:43:29	02:55:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we just kept melting it. I’ve got to take that off my inventory here.
02:55:46:12	02:55:54:20	Chris [GM]	Anyways, we’ll say you guys need a short little rest and unfortunately that’s going to take
02:55:54:20	02:56:03:25	Chris [GM]	up five o ‘clock six o’ clock at seven o’ o’ time I’m just gonna fast forward through exposition
02:55:57:26	02:56:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	Aww. Okay, is there a place where we actually go nap?
02:56:03:25	02:56:14:00	Chris [GM]	here because it is one o ‘er the show begins and unfortunately Wolfgang was not able
02:56:14:00	02:56:18:01	Chris [GM]	to secure a spot for you guys to perform in the actual battle.
02:56:18:13	02:56:19:19	Dave [Xeros]	Who do we have to take out?
02:56:19:06	02:56:23:06	Chris [GM]	But, but you do have backstage, have backstage passes
02:56:20:13	02:56:21:14	Steve [Nortle]	Let’s Kill Him
02:56:25:22	02:56:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	Has anyone seen the Goofy movie?
02:56:29:14	02:56:35:01	Steve [Nortle]	when it came out in theaters and that was the last time saw it at this era
02:56:32:23	02:56:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	We are going to power line The hell out of this
02:56:38:04	02:56:49:08	Chris [GM]	the show is going on it’s had four rounds already that’s on no sorry three rounds already it’s on the final round
02:56:39:19	02:56:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Take the stage.
02:56:49:08	02:57:00:11	Chris [GM]	and the bands that are left as you guys are in the crowd, enjoying the show. You guys have had a wonderful time enjoying the lights that all
02:57:00:11	02:57:02:12	Chris [GM]	of the wizards from the MAGA school
02:57:01:23	02:57:02:22	Steve [Nortle]	I haven’t.
02:57:04:18	02:57:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	I should be up there.
02:57:06:11	02:57:08:11	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah you’re sulking
02:57:09:28	02:57:15:25	Chris [GM]	Nortle is sulking watching the show but still tapping his foot along to the beat
02:57:11:29	02:57:14:04	Steve [Nortle]	I should be winning this right now!
02:57:15:10	02:57:16:26	Steve [Nortle]	Well, yeah it’s catchy
02:57:17:24	02:57:18:10	Chris [GM]	Anyways
02:57:19:13	02:57:29:11	Chris [GM]	fortunately your backstage passes have allowed you for the final show to be on the backstage of the band none other than
02:57:31:20	02:57:32:26	Chris [GM]	Guns and Roses.
02:57:33:13	02:57:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	Guns and roses
02:57:34:25	02:57:44:09	Chris [GM]	So, you guys are in the backstage on stage right now Guns is Roses is currently on and they are performing
02:57:46:21	02:57:53:03	Chris [GM]	On the other side You see the band Kilosaurus
02:57:54:17	02:58:04:25	Chris [GM]	and rocking the mic is none other than TBD does anyone
02:57:59:04	02:57:59:24	Steve [Nortle]	like that part
02:57:59:27	02:58:01:00	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
02:58:06:15	02:58:08:19	Steve [Nortle]	Is is that where we have to stop?
02:58:09:16	02:58:18:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, okay Do it big Yeah, go bigger On the stage is Roses and Gunsars,
02:58:19:19	02:58:29:26	Dave [Xeros]	across the other side staring down. Guns of Roses, mic in hand, ready to play his guitar.
02:58:29:11	02:58:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	No, he’s doing…
02:58:33:07	02:58:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s going one-handed. Just so that he can hold the mic.
02:58:37:18	02:58:46:06	Brin [Basil]	They don’t have stands or their twig stand’s broke.
02:58:38:01	02:58:40:20	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I’m going to roll perception.
02:58:40:17	02:58:44:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s doing a lot of hammer-on, a lot OF hammer-off kind of thing going on.
02:58:43:21	02:58:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	Uh-huh.
02:58:49:12	02:58:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, check it. Check it!
02:58:49:13	02:58:49:24	Chris [GM]	one
02:58:51:11	02:58:53:11	Steve [Nortle]	Oh wait, I have inspiration.
02:58:53:24	02:58:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	No, checkit. Check it for me.
02:58:57:02	02:59:00:07	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not what it was before. Okay, this is playing.
02:58:58:22	02:58:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, what?
02:59:01:09	02:59:01:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
02:59:01:10	02:59:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	I thought it was an 8.
02:59:02:11	02:59:12:22	Chris [GM]	okay you got it 20 really oh you did oh beautiful all right so
02:59:07:06	02:59:10:29	Steve [Nortle]	No, mine was 14.
02:59:12:22	02:59:23:20	Chris [GM]	you notice the TBD is not holding both he is up on stage he’s on the mic he’s not holding both of these singing, Apilosaurus is the front man
02:59:24:16	02:59:34:27	Chris [GM]	He has glowing white eyes and he does not appear to be aware of anything that’s going on. He’s like on autopilot
02:59:35:12	02:59:46:26	Chris [GM]	He’s almost a puppet on stage You can notice this because you’ve traveled around with TBD for the last few months
02:59:46:26	02:59:47:19	Chris [GM]	and totally
02:59:48:08	02:59:49:18	Dave [Xeros]	I played his instrument.
02:59:49:11	02:59:54:08	Chris [GM]	played his instrument you know what TBD’s like and you’ve seen him.
02:59:53:16	02:59:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	He doesn’t know how to sing a set because his set is written on the back of both of these.
02:59:57:14	03:00:04:18	Chris [GM]	That’s exactly right. His spells are… The paired spells are written on the back of his guitar. It’s perfect.
03:00:04:24	03:00:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:05:04	03:00:06:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:00:07:20	03:00:19:04	Chris [GM]	Anyways, yeah both of these is nowhere to be found he appears to be in a trance up on the stage any attempt that you’ve made to call his attention goes completely unnoticed by him
03:00:09:01	03:00:10:06	Steve [Nortle]	The city name?
03:00:19:17	03:00:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, there’s something wrong.
03:00:22:25	03:00:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:00:23:08	03:00:24:21	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t notice anything.
03:00:26:03	03:00:27:18	Chris [GM]	now as you
03:00:28:08	03:00:29:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like to design it.
03:00:30:01	03:00:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	He’s not holding both of this. Are you even one of our friends?
03:00:34:03	03:00:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	I’m sulking in my shell right now.
03:00:36:19	03:00:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, he doesn’t see anything.
03:00:40:01	03:00:44:19	Steve [Nortle]	I mean, I can hear this is still a concert I’m not going to miss it
03:00:43:09	03:00:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you should be wearing earplugs because you need to save your hero.
03:00:47:24	03:00:49:28	Steve [Nortle]	No, no, I don’T Mother
03:00:47:28	03:00:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have like
03:00:52:02	03:00:53:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shell plugs for
03:00:54:09	03:00:55:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	arms and
03:00:55:02	03:01:08:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if we could
03:00:55:13	03:00:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	We can make them!
03:00:56:11	03:01:07:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s a retractable earmuffs. You Velcro them to your head.
03:00:57:08	03:00:57:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:00:57:26	03:00:59:00	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a magical item!
03:01:01:11	03:01:03:25	Steve [Nortle]	They’re my elbow and knee pads actually
03:01:03:16	03:01:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:01:08:11	03:01:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just find some Goliath earplugs I think they’d be the same size
03:01:10:23	03:01:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
03:01:12:22	03:01:13:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stick them in there
03:01:14:18	03:01:22:05	Chris [GM]	You guys backstage, everyone’s enjoying the show. Crowd screaming. Everyone is super into it.
03:01:23:25	03:01:30:16	Chris [GM]	I need – well, a bright – let’s see here. Yeah. I’m trying to remember how he was going to do this.
03:01:32:07	03:01:39:16	Chris [GM]	uh somebody who is uh you’re angry right now you already gave me a roll basil give
03:01:39:16	03:01:48:17	Chris [GM]	me a perception check see if you can notice something help we’ll see how much detail
03:01:43:05	03:01:46:08	Brin [Basil]	let me double check. Let’s go to sleep.
03:01:50:03	03:01:59:24	Brin [Basil]	Perception is 3, oh that’s not good
03:02:02:19	03:02:05:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I make an arcana check
03:02:06:28	03:02:12:16	Brin [Basil]	garden? How long okay yeah
03:02:10:16	03:02:12:14	Steve [Nortle]	it’s been like three hours or something
03:02:13:04	03:02:14:22	Chris [GM]	all effects everything
03:02:16:03	03:02:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	a short rest with that though?
03:02:17:14	03:02:20:01	Chris [GM]	Yeah, don’t worry about that.
03:02:18:22	03:02:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Don’t worry about the short rest.
03:02:21:11	03:02:23:10	Chris [GM]	You won’t need to waste time with it.
03:02:23:10	03:02:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
03:02:25:17	03:02:26:21	Dave [Xeros]	Cast so many spells.
03:02:26:25	03:02:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez
03:02:30:13	03:02:31:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s only
03:02:32:14	03:02:33:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	10.
03:02:33:19	03:02:40:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, well With this information This is what I can tell you You guys are enjoying the show And suddenly
03:02:42:05	03:02:45:16	Chris [GM]	Unexplainably The rune seems to be getting brighter And brighter
03:02:46:26	03:02:57:09	Chris [GM]	Don’t notice why It just notes that it is Getting brighter So bright in fact That it almost Is painful And there’s almost Kind of a ringing sound
03:02:58:18	03:03:09:04	Chris [GM]	At that moment, there’s a loud whoosh and a flash. And you start seeing strange images flash before your eyes. You see it dark woods.
03:03:09:26	03:03:19:13	Chris [GM]	You see a shadowy, dark, mysterious figure with giant antlers coming out of its head. Very shadowy. You can’t tell any detail at all.
03:03:20:03	03:03:27:03	Chris [GM]	You see scrolls with strange symbols on them. More than one scroll.
03:03:27:03	03:03:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	Like the letter L?
03:03:28:19	03:03:29:22	Chris [GM]	Like the letter L.
03:03:31:03	03:03:42:27	Chris [GM]	and that’s all i’m going to tell you for now then as the brightness fades it does right this is so
03:03:34:01	03:03:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There you
03:03:41:00	03:03:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	music helps.
03:03:42:27	03:03:50:07	Chris [GM]	lame give me something good I know
03:03:43:06	03:03:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:03:43:06	03:03:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:46:10	03:03:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	This is the craziest battle of bands ever.
03:03:51:08	03:03:53:29	Steve [Nortle]	Kenny G-string is the headline.
03:03:53:16	03:03:55:26	Dave [Xeros]	Kenny D-string is rocking it.
03:03:57:07	03:04:07:10	Chris [GM]	on oh
03:04:01:10	03:04:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	Where did meta death saving roll fall off?
03:04:07:10	03:04:10:27	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah yeah okay there
03:04:13:21	03:04:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	Is this…? Oh, I thought there was jazz.
03:04:14:17	03:04:22:12	Chris [GM]	we go that’s good okay all right um okay uh where
03:04:24:00	03:04:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	Light faded.
03:04:26:04	03:04:30:24	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, we saw a guy with horns and another horny guy.
03:04:28:11	03:04:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Antlus.
03:04:31:02	03:04:31:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:04:31:22	03:04:33:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Symbols That I might recognize
03:04:37:04	03:04:43:03	Chris [GM]	saw the visions a few images flash before your eyes deep dark forest shattering mysterious
03:04:43:03	03:04:50:22	Chris [GM]	figure with giant antlers and multiple scrolls with strange symbols on them as the brightness
03:04:50:22	03:04:58:06	Chris [GM]	fades you find yourself ethereally floating above a
03:04:58:06	03:05:03:08	Chris [GM]	sleeping TBD who’s below you he’s laying down
03:05:03:08	03:05:10:26	Chris [GM]	on a table in what appears to be a room full of scrolls any attempt you make to reach out
03:05:10:26	03:05:21:01	Chris [GM]	him to call out to him it just sounds like muffled as if in a bad dream the light brightens
03:05:21:01	03:05:25:21	Chris [GM]	one more time, and you find yourself standing
03:05:27:02	03:05:37:16	Chris [GM]	once again at the entrance to the fairground. Sorry dear! We’re out of ticket! Next! As Fawn calls you up to the ticket booth
03:05:37:18	03:05:40:03	Chris [GM]	Fran, thank you. As Fran calls you upstairs
03:05:37:19	03:05:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	Fran?
03:05:42:20	03:05:48:20	Chris [GM]	to purchase tickets to get into the Battle of Vans it’s now 8am on the day of the Battle Of Vans
03:05:50:11	03:05:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yes! We’re back in time! We can marry them all over again.
03:05:52:22	03:05:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we still have do I still have my t-shirts?
03:05:55:24	03:06:07:04	Brin [Basil]	Wait wait who - everything’s gonna be okay, everything’s going to be
03:05:56:21	03:06:08:04	Chris [GM]	You have none of the inventory that you gained in the last day. None of the gold Well, you had the 200 golds you got from It is if you just arrived after the night camping
03:06:07:15	03:06:12:21	Dave [Xeros]	Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Guys, I got like a thousand gold back.
03:06:11:00	03:06:13:22	Steve [Nortle]	This is when having his shell is really nice.
03:06:13:04	03:06:20:20	Dave [Xeros]	I got so much money back. This is ridiculous.
03:06:14:00	03:06:15:16	Chris [GM]	everything you had previously
03:06:14:05	03:06:22:18	Brin [Basil]	I don’t feel good. Time travel doesn’t sit well with me
03:06:22:12	03:06:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:06:24:00	03:06:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t have vomit or piss on my pants.
03:06:24:02	03:06:30:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It works so hard.
03:06:27:03	03:06:33:20	Chris [GM]	Oh, hand me that scroll back please too I do not have that in your position anymore either Oops, excuse me
03:06:31:25	03:06:41:29	Dave [Xeros]	Today marks the beginning of my expedition into the swollen waste.
03:06:34:01	03:06:35:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did you memorize it?
03:06:34:19	03:06:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	Dang! What’s…
03:06:36:03	03:06:37:03	Brin [Basil]	It’s memory.
03:06:41:24	03:06:47:03	Chris [GM]	into the swollen waist and I, whatever it says. Anyways, we’ll end there.
03:06:47:03	03:06:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We remember everything, but we don’t…
03:06:48:27	03:06:53:13	Chris [GM]	You do. You remember, and you are all… We’ll get into that in the next session
03:06:53:05	03:06:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	So what you’re saying is we can speed run half of this adventure again?
03:06:59:15	03:07:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	No soup. No soup whatsoever.
03:07:02:07	03:07:03:06	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:07:02:10	03:07:03:13	Brin [Basil]	Yeah agreed.
03:07:04:18	03:07:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	this lettuce um
03:07:05:27	03:07:07:04	Brin [Basil]	Just let us follow him.
03:07:06:12	03:07:12:10	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll just run, we’ll punch the mirror and we’ll go get the guy out of the purple haze
03:07:08:10	03:07:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
03:07:12:10	03:07:24:29	Steve [Nortle]	or maybe
03:07:13:25	03:07:22:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we could potentially catch somebody who’s behind us though
03:07:14:08	03:07:16:26	Chris [GM]	so let’s see if you happen upon those again
03:07:22:17	03:07:31:17	Brin [Basil]	Yeah definitely they’ll reward you with a shirt.
03:07:23:18	03:07:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	yep
03:07:24:29	03:07:26:05	Steve [Nortle]	they’d reward you with a shirt.
03:07:26:09	03:07:27:26	Chris [GM]	something strange is afoot
03:07:30:02	03:07:40:12	Dave [Xeros]	this is very back to the future too where you’re like back in time and checking out yourself back-to-back get a sneak in
03:07:37:11	03:07:37:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to
03:07:41:01	03:07:44:09	Dave [Xeros]	find the purple mills
03:07:43:14	03:07:46:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can still feel where I was wearing all three shirts
03:07:49:06	03:07:57:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now they’re gone or I could just roll better
03:07:49:22	03:07:54:23	Dave [Xeros]	but but we can at least come up with a better plan of getting that t-shirt
03:07:50:05	03:07:51:02	Chris [GM]	I love it.
03:07:56:14	03:08:05:20	Brin [Basil]	Now we know how to open it. It’s one of the click ones. It is a clicky shadow box.
03:07:57:18	03:07:58:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:07:58:13	03:08:00:19	Steve [Nortle]	You just push in.
03:07:59:29	03:08:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	you just push it
03:08:01:08	03:08:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:08:05:14	03:08:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	well the good side is that I no longer feel guilty for tattooing a tiefling with about 400 like, you know gold pieces
03:08:15:05	03:08:18:09	Chris [GM]	You better hope that they don’t remember it either is what you better hope.
03:08:16:29	03:08:18:07	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
03:08:18:11	03:08:22:25	Brin [Basil]	It was Basil Ditch. Arrows, Basel Ditch
03:08:22:11	03:08:28:14	Dave [Xeros]	love arrows I love it this is going to be fun
03:08:24:09	03:08:25:17	Chris [GM]	Yes, yes, yes.
03:08:26:24	03:08:37:22	Chris [GM]	Awesome guys we have made it through the first loop of the Battle of Advance. You guys horrifically discovered
03:08:32:27	03:08:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh the battle of the bands
03:08:38:20	03:08:41:15	Chris [GM]	that you are in TBD’s dream,
03:08:45:08	03:08:47:08	Chris [GM]	and that’s the first big reveal. I don’t know.
03:08:47:26	03:08:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	ba -dum ba -doo what is alterius doing there this is weird yeah that’s right
03:08:51:25	03:08:57:22	Chris [GM]	He’s not. Remember? It was just a projection of him. It’s like it’s a prerecorded message that keeps popping up,
03:08:52:14	03:08:59:19	Brin [Basil]	He probably put him to sleep That TBD
03:08:58:13	03:09:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	which i mean TBD would be dreaming of pre-recorded messages like all the time
03:09:00:27	03:09:08:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah it’s a fever dream alterius is hot good looking guy
03:09:03:00	03:09:05:16	Chris [GM]	This is TBDs’ dream, man. Who knows what’s going to happen?
03:09:09:29	03:09:11:11	Brin [Basil]	I’ll second that
03:09:10:00	03:09:11:03	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, guys.
03:09:12:06	03:09:17:12	Chris [GM]	I’m really glad we got to play the nightcast. I was really looking forward to that. That was fun.
03:09:14:17	03:09:17:17	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s awesome. Well done.
03:09:17:24	03:09:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	not expecting that twist
03:09:19:16	03:09:31:07	Chris [GM]	Yay, I’m glad I got you. I had to swear Caden to secrecy. Like, I’ll tell you, you cannot tell any of them or ask any of that if they hit the dream loop first
03:09:31:07	03:09:32:03	Chris [GM]	or yet.
03:09:37:13	03:09:44:25	Chris [GM]	I made a mistake. I was going to have you roll when you entered into the opening area
03:09:44:25	03:09:54:11	Chris [GM]	to see if you noticed some sort of magical effect. And I totally forgot to do that, but it doesn’t work now.
03:09:55:12	03:09:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	we’re here okay
03:10:02:22	03:10:06:20	Chris [GM]	It’s actually a bigger radius than just the Battle of the Vans fairgrounds too.
03:10:10:02	03:10:13:02	Chris [GM]	Cool? Very cool? Okay, I’m going to stop this.

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