Battle of the Bands

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 3211 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:07:17	Dave [Xeros]	So you have to select a weapon type. So base weapon type is weapon, so
00:00:08:01	00:00:13:01	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know how well that little clicky pad is gonna work. Yeah,
00:00:15:20	00:00:25:12	Brin [Basil]	I’ve never used it to be completely honest. I’m
00:00:25:12	00:00:36:02	Brin [Basil]	so annoyed yeah but I feel like that’s what it needs to be am i crazy? What is it doing?!
00:00:36:13	00:00:41:04	Brin [Basil]	I wonder if I just copy or cut all of that stuff that I type and then reload the
00:00:48:04	00:00:54:21	Brin [Basil]	I select that base it’s like it keeps its highlighted in red won’t let me even
00:00:54:21	00:01:05:28	Brin [Basil]	create it because I tried to find it on my phone yeah how obnoxious is that
00:00:58:28	00:01:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. It hasn’t loaded yet, like it has saved. Weird weird weird weird. Quite!
00:01:07:02	00:01:17:28	Chris [GM]	All right. Are we… You can’t see my notes, can you Jesse?
00:01:10:25	00:01:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	It shouldn’t be doing enough.
00:01:13:00	00:01:14:23	Brin [Basil]	I’ll cut it and reload it.
00:01:16:10	00:01:23:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a keyboard over here? No. I do! It hits right into my chair.
00:01:19:27	00:01:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	If you want to use the keyboard tray, you can.
00:01:27:15	00:01:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	suddenly out of frame. Are we allowed to do that?
00:01:29:05	00:01:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	Where did Jesse go? Uh, it is recording guys. The cameras are actually recording.
00:01:29:16	00:01:41:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do we look at them? What do we do? I don’t know what to do with my hands.
00:01:33:29	00:01:35:00	Brin [Basil]	Nuh-uh!
00:01:37:24	00:02:00:27	Steve [Nortle]	I mean… Big brother. No
00:01:41:27	00:01:53:26	Dave [Xeros]	So this is very much a test but I don’t know it’ll help me kind of figure out everything else and then hopefully by um maybe jess’s campaign
00:01:53:26	00:02:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	everything will be actually static set up and ready to go but we’re getting close no i’m that’s
00:01:58:03	00:02:03:04	Chris [GM]	Is Sarah going to be mad if this stays in here for full time or…?
00:02:00:27	00:02:01:05	Steve [Nortle]	pressure.
00:02:03:24	00:02:14:06	Dave [Xeros]	why if you guys can see I did speed rail grids over the entire thing with soundboards and then also was running today light boxes up in the ceiling so all of the cables are going to be
00:02:14:06	00:02:20:20	Dave [Xeros]	on the roof. So, all of that will stay and this is on wheels if it just rolls into the other room
00:02:18:19	00:02:22:15	Chris [GM]	the coolest setup.
00:02:20:20	00:02:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	comes back so and it’s one power cable to can get this connected.
00:02:27:01	00:02:31:00	Brin [Basil]	It’s definitely wife-approved, it’s awesome.
00:02:29:15	00:02:40:05	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s not a big deal Sarah doesn’t like coming down here anyway in this room she isn’t watching something I’m theater so maybe that it looks like a sawroom is what you said
00:02:40:13	00:02:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	that’s right let’s play a game
00:02:41:04	00:02:45:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna try to get the best game.
00:02:41:29	00:02:47:17	Dave [Xeros]	so hopefully we’ll get that change I’m gonna try to get some sheetrock up over the holidays
00:02:47:26	00:02:56:16	Chris [GM]	it will right now this sound is ideal because of all the yeah you would want that anyways for your
00:02:51:24	00:02:58:15	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna get sound boards like this to put on the walls after it gets put up yep so and then
00:02:55:16	00:02:56:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh that’s awesome!
00:02:58:15	00:03:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	we’ll keep all this in here while i finish that one and i am debating actually tearing out my porch and then digging down an additional 12 feet and just making an actual studio
00:03:08:29	00:03:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	that way underneath our deck so if i do that then it’ll just be about a 15 16 foot ceiling and then everything will be hung up there
00:03:14:04	00:03:14:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s freaking awesome.
00:03:19:22	00:03:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’ll just be yep
00:03:25:23	00:03:26:20	Brin [Basil]	By magic!
00:03:28:01	00:03:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	The Dave Cave.
00:03:29:17	00:03:30:09	Brin [Basil]	DK
00:03:32:02	00:03:34:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	All right, let’s get back.
00:03:32:09	00:03:40:02	Chris [GM]	alright everyone we’re gonna start it up welcome back uh let’s do just a quick quick recap
00:03:32:29	00:03:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	hey we’re back
00:03:37:29	00:03:38:19	Steve [Nortle]	Hi.
00:03:40:02	00:03:48:24	Chris [GM]	app so we started off in lashara we took a trip we met with uh on our way to the battle of the
00:03:48:24	00:03:56:17	Chris [GM]	bands i’m backing up we i retconned that we started in lasharra uh the next morning we woke
00:03:52:15	00:03:52:21	Dave [Xeros]	to that
00:03:56:17	00:04:01:22	Chris [GM]	up and TBD was missing he left a note for you guys saying that he had already gone far ahead
00:04:01:22	00:04:10:09	Chris [GM]	to the battle of the bands his band killasaurus was a finalist in uh the final battle of
00:04:10:09	00:04:20:24	Chris [GM]	the bands so he got a head start there leaving you guys no letting you know that’s where we went. You guys decided hey why not let’s head they’re on your way there you met roses and gunses
00:04:19:13	00:04:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	in Guns’ yep
00:04:22:14	00:04:33:01	Chris [GM]	and had a little friendly competition with them, they have some extra wristbands to get into the Battle of the Bands, which you guys were missing. And so I had a competition to get you there.
00:04:33:20	00:04:43:16	Chris [GM]	You guys opted to go through New Old Through the Commons Thank you What would you call that? The lesser area
00:04:37:14	00:04:39:02	Dave [Xeros]	Commons actually
00:04:43:05	00:04:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	Commons would be like the poor area yeah it’s where they had the gallows when Commons was actually made I think it was also
00:04:45:00	00:04:47:06	Chris [GM]	The slums Of New Old
00:04:51:24	00:04:52:10	Chris [GM]	Right
00:04:52:26	00:04:54:04	Steve [Nortle]	Heads on pikes.
00:04:53:08	00:04:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	where the yeah a lot of heads on pikes it’s where the children’s crusade went through as
00:04:59:23	00:05:06:24	Steve [Nortle]	I mean there’s a family friendly element to it It’s not a big part but it is a part
00:05:03:19	00:05:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	yeah absolutely
00:05:06:22	00:05:10:03	Chris [GM]	Pretty sure that may or may not have happened If I remember right
00:05:09:06	00:05:12:00	Steve [Nortle]	The Children’s Crusade
00:05:09:16	00:05:16:13	Dave [Xeros]	it did it absolutely did it’s recorded I’ve actually gone back and listened to it. It’s a bad recording but it’s there
00:05:14:02	00:05:15:08	Chris [GM]	it’s there, huh?
00:05:15:29	00:05:21:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh that’s right when we had like the little tricord version of the mics
00:05:17:19	00:05:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it was just like yep the very very first thing
00:05:19:22	00:05:23:11	Chris [GM]	I’m pretty sure you heard me going like this did not happen
00:05:21:20	00:05:24:01	Brin [Basil]	This is not happening yet.
00:05:23:01	00:05:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:25:05	00:05:33:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is so hard for me if there
00:05:25:28	00:05:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	Children’s crusade is part myth
00:05:28:07	00:05:36:19	Chris [GM]	a very dark portion of our history if there was an equivalent of Alex Jones he’d be saying that never happened
00:05:36:27	00:05:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	well this thing is is it’s based on true historical events in you know the history
00:05:42:01	00:05:45:06	Chris [GM]	yeah which world? Correus
00:05:43:06	00:05:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	of the world so you know no like here earth earth welcome to
00:05:45:26	00:05:46:26	Brin [Basil]	here
00:05:46:15	00:05:47:21	Chris [GM]	Earth
00:05:47:09	00:05:47:25	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
00:05:48:25	00:05:50:28	Chris [GM]	Earth welcome to Earth
00:05:49:12	00:05:50:10	Brin [Basil]	well
00:05:52:14	00:06:03:02	Chris [GM]	anyways we made it through the commons We had a fun little chase sequence there where someone had stolen your only way of entrance, your wristbands. So you had to chase down him.
00:06:04:00	00:06:09:22	Chris [GM]	Basil succeeded in catching him. Turns out he just wanted to impress a girl the whole time,
00:06:11:04	00:06:16:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m sure that broken nose and split lip also impressed that girl
00:06:16:04	00:06:19:16	Chris [GM]	It probably did. Yeah, totally.
00:06:17:08	00:06:18:23	Dave [Xeros]	scars are impressive
00:06:17:16	00:06:28:14	Brin [Basil]	classic we do
00:06:19:21	00:06:27:19	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what I tell my child who has a massive scar on his chest from his heart surgeries Yeah, chick stink scars I guess, I don’t know
00:06:22:12	00:06:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:06:24:19	00:06:30:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I totally dig big gnarly scars,
00:06:30:08	00:06:31:09	Brin [Basil]	We do.
00:06:31:02	00:06:32:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Qualitative data right there.
00:06:31:04	00:06:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	we go statistical significance right there from one person
00:06:34:21	00:06:35:08	Steve [Nortle]	Incontrovertible
00:06:35:23	00:06:43:07	Chris [GM]	yeah the foul claw tried to convert our poor
00:06:43:07	00:06:48:28	Chris [GM]	uh runner but that didn’t quite happen i don’t think
00:06:50:05	00:06:54:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He hesitated, though, during the chase. he did question his morals
00:06:55:15	00:07:06:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, the thing is he’s from The Commons so I think there might be a little bit of animosity towards Idios and Newell just in general but you know just the fact that you got him to pause
00:07:06:23	00:07:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	is pretty significant
00:07:08:14	00:07:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	i’m sure your church elders will be really impressed and won’t think you’re making it up
00:07:12:13	00:07:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	like with the childreth conversion he had
00:07:13:27	00:07:23:25	Chris [GM]	the children yeah i swear it happened prove it uh after your
00:07:14:02	00:07:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:07:15:03	00:07:16:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s a little more believable
00:07:21:07	00:07:24:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one day you’ll see
00:07:23:21	00:07:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	the gift of tongues and everything
00:07:26:19	00:07:35:17	Chris [GM]	your jaunt in the commons, you guys decided to make your way through the Battle of the Bands. Not quite making it that day, you decided to camp and that night
00:07:37:01	00:07:39:22	Chris [GM]	Basil’s gauntlets began to malfunction
00:07:40:23	00:07:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	They went on the fritz
00:07:42:02	00:07:47:20	Chris [GM]	so you and Eros had a ticket. Were you there, Eros? I thought Eros made an appearance
00:07:42:18	00:07:44:04	Brin [Basil]	Went on the fritz.
00:07:44:26	00:07:45:19	Dave [Xeros]	No no no
00:07:47:02	00:07:48:14	Dave [Xeros]	She found me
00:07:49:25	00:07:51:07	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not that we went together
00:07:51:11	00:08:01:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you decided to go into the town of Magus I shouldn’t say town, this thing is like Vegas on steroids guys. This is a city
00:07:57:23	00:08:05:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s a, it’s next level.
00:07:57:25	00:08:02:05	Dave [Xeros]	No. Yeah, that’s just the first ring.
00:08:02:10	00:08:02:25	Steve [Nortle]	metrocity
00:08:05:09	00:08:10:02	Chris [GM]	Why don’t you just give us a quick description of how Megas the City works
00:08:06:20	00:08:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	I can give you a quick general overview. Okay, so Magus is surrounded by a giant white granite wall. It has an opalescent look to it
00:08:17:28	00:08:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	so you can tell that the wall itself is incredibly magic. The entire city of Magus is just insanely magical. There are four entrances northeast, west and south
00:08:29:22	00:08:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s about two and a half miles between entrances. So to get around the entire circumference of Magus is about 10 miles. It’s huge.
00:08:37:17	00:08:37:29	Chris [GM]	Huge
00:08:39:11	00:08:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	Once you enter Magus, I’m not going to give you all of the details because it’s pretty freaking awesome if you ever get a chance to go back and listen to it.
00:08:47:29	00:08:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	But what happens is when you walk into that first ring, you see just lights. Everything in this part—it’s called The Arcade—is magic.
00:08:56:17	00:09:07:20	Dave [Xeros]	it is like vegas like the strip just a big 10 mile loop when you look up at all the additional levels it keeps going up and up but the thing is is it starts to bend around on itself
00:09:07:20	00:09:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	and like loops basically into infinity so there’s just this weird like look because the city bends over on itself and loops back under so you actually have no idea how big
00:09:18:06	00:09:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	it is in order to get to the next level of magus you actually have to perform spells at a certain level in order to get to the next, like, ring. So if you want to get into the center of Magus
00:09:29:29	00:09:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	you basically have to be a level 20 god deity type wizard
00:09:36:11	00:09:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	The owner and proprietor of all of Magas is Ulteriorist, the High Mage
00:09:42:22	00:09:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	He may have an ulterior motive with being Ulterioris stuck well you know i mean like there’s
00:09:45:21	00:09:46:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, Siri!
00:09:46:11	00:09:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	Wow, his parents are really prescient. That’s impressive. That’s like Dickensian, right?
00:09:49:08	00:09:50:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:09:50:02	00:09:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He just has a name to live up to.
00:09:54:14	00:10:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	people that changed their name zen changed his name at one point um so when you walk into the city alterius actually pops up and is in your head
00:10:03:11	00:10:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	as a guide so if you need to go anywhere he is constantly there he’s everywhere and nowhere all at the same time inside the city of megas so he acts as almost like a smartphone so if you say I want to go here
00:10:15:04	00:10:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	you’ll literally see like arrows
00:10:18:05	00:10:22:13	Dave [Xeros]	plop down in front of you and direct you where you’re going so that’s what Basil did
00:10:20:16	00:10:24:13	Brin [Basil]	that gps system
00:10:25:03	00:10:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	but halfway through her journey she actually decided to go to a tavern instead of get her knuckles fixed when she went to the tavern that’s when she ran into Arrows so
00:10:33:27	00:10:36:12	Brin [Basil]	so it turns out he doesn’t hang out with us at night
00:10:36:12	00:10:55:27	Brin [Basil]	time yeah not all the time but yes
00:10:36:13	00:10:37:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, he’s off on his own
00:10:38:22	00:10:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	I was close to Magus there’s crazy things that can happen in Magus it was the Forbidden Fruits Tavern
00:10:47:11	00:10:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	So the Applebee’s of taverns in all of Piraeus.
00:10:53:04	00:10:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	I think there was like, what, 250 inside the city of Magas itself?
00:10:55:27	00:11:02:13	Brin [Basil]	and he’s like would you like to go this one or at this one I was just the closest
00:10:57:25	00:11:00:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	every corner
00:11:02:13	00:11:18:19	Brin [Basil]	one yeah
00:11:02:22	00:11:04:06	Steve [Nortle]	like a Starbucks, actually.
00:11:02:26	00:11:04:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:11:05:06	00:11:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	But because it has, the Ferdinand Grudenfruits has different vintages, it depended on the vintage that she wanted to. And so she actually just decided to go to the closest one. So Aeris was there and ran into each other.
00:11:17:05	00:11:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	She ran into a tabaxi as well named Renata, and they had a good old-fashioned fight like a brawl that got recorded by Alterious
00:11:18:19	00:11:27:10	Brin [Basil]	in
00:11:27:01	00:11:38:04	Dave [Xeros]	and they made a lot of money off of streaming and getting bet on with this fight that randomly happened in the arcade. I think you racked up 40,000 gold pieces
00:11:27:10	00:11:38:00	Brin [Basil]	the street yes
00:11:38:00	00:11:44:01	Brin [Basil]	a lot of bets people just want to see animals fight especially female
00:11:38:04	00:11:39:16	Dave [Xeros]	from that fight alone?
00:11:40:28	00:11:41:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:11:42:07	00:11:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	um yeah so uh yeah it was it was pretty amazing she did lose the veil stones out of her knuckles but
00:11:52:28	00:12:09:04	Brin [Basil]	stolen it was
00:11:53:27	00:11:57:29	Dave [Xeros]	they were upgraded she found a way to eject
00:11:58:29	00:12:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	the uh stones outof it and she can put any stone she wants back in it. So, she actually outfitted the opals right? And then a ruby as well or wasn’t the emeralds
00:12:08:13	00:12:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	rubies it was rubies so if she puts those in opals are a shield the ruby is like fire magic
00:12:09:04	00:12:21:03	Brin [Basil]	the rubies yeah so super cool yeah this this uh blacksmith upgraded
00:12:21:03	00:12:26:03	Brin [Basil]	them so I can pop in that interchange gems. But they have to be fitted
00:12:27:05	00:12:30:29	Brin [Basil]	to a certain size and everything, so I have gems in my satchel but I have to pay
00:12:31:27	00:12:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	fitted it’s like a magazine that goes into they go into rubies the other thing about magus is that the entire economy is based on
00:12:42:23	00:12:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	magic and so the only way you can actually make money is by betting uh spell slots magical items
00:12:50:23	00:12:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	anything that is in the city is actually bartered through magic no gold and then it’s kept
00:12:57:26	00:13:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	itemized by a ledger that has like gold equivalent so when you leave magus you can cash out it’s just like leaving a casino and you get the gold equivalents but nothing in there gold doesn’t
00:13:06:08	00:13:09:08	Brin [Basil]	But you have to pay
00:13:09:17	00:13:17:03	Dave [Xeros]	actually exist in megas so it does well the one interesting
00:13:11:11	00:13:13:16	Brin [Basil]	It costs a lot to leave the city too
00:13:16:10	00:13:18:02	Brin [Basil]	I learned that the hard way
00:13:17:25	00:13:22:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is this like hotel california vibes i’m getting or something is this what’s happening here
00:13:20:27	00:13:21:12	Chris [GM]	Totally.
00:13:22:29	00:13:25:29	Brin [Basil]	It’s hotel hell is what you’re going for
00:13:24:24	00:13:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	it’s pretty if you have a negative balance on your ledger you are not allowed to leave this
00:13:32:07	00:13:37:24	Dave [Xeros]	so renata had been working at applebee’s for her entire life because her ledger was
00:13:35:22	00:13:36:20	Brin [Basil]	Many years
00:13:37:24	00:13:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	negative and wasn’t able to leave the city so yeah anyway yeah yeah it was back
00:13:40:14	00:13:49:14	Brin [Basil]	I helped her with that it was a good time yes wasn’t
00:13:43:19	00:13:45:08	Chris [GM]	But you made it out, and you’re back.
00:13:44:19	00:13:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and you upgraded that’s awesome
00:13:46:25	00:13:55:14	Chris [GM]	So then later that day we headed off and we made it to the entrance area of the fairgrounds where the ticket booths are.
00:13:55:29	00:14:01:09	Chris [GM]	You guys went up to the counter to… I don’t remember why you had to go up tothe counter.
00:14:02:19	00:14:03:12	Chris [GM]	Does anyone remember?
00:14:03:11	00:14:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	for we met fran fran and yeah
00:14:04:14	00:14:05:13	Brin [Basil]	just a check -in oh
00:14:05:02	00:14:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i hit on fran i melted gold in my hands and like added to my tattoos and signed something for her
00:14:05:11	00:14:05:29	Chris [GM]	Met Fran.
00:14:07:04	00:14:08:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s right.
00:14:09:03	00:14:10:08	Chris [GM]	That’s right. Yep.
00:14:13:25	00:14:24:13	Steve [Nortle]	a napkin which then you lit on fire okay so
00:14:16:06	00:14:17:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah, immediately disappeared.
00:14:16:08	00:14:23:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, we were going to ask her about how to perform. We wanted to get on stage.
00:14:23:19	00:14:25:26	Chris [GM]	She didn’t have much information for you, though.
00:14:25:02	00:14:32:19	Steve [Nortle]	yeah my notes say uh we try to get eros as a walk -on performer uh eros charms friend by
00:14:32:19	00:14:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	signing a napkin which bursts into flames jaime hatfeld or it might be it might
00:14:38:02	00:14:38:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:14:39:16	00:14:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	be jamie jaime hi me hatfeld lead singer of metallica metalika sorry
00:14:39:27	00:14:40:20	Chris [GM]	It’s Jaime.
00:14:40:22	00:14:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Jaime.
00:14:45:24	00:14:46:11	Chris [GM]	Metallica.
00:14:46:19	00:14:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	Metallica, do you want to get sued?
00:14:47:13	00:14:47:16	Chris [GM]	Yep.
00:14:48:29	00:14:49:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:14:49:22	00:14:50:09	Chris [GM]	Metallica!
00:14:51:03	00:14:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s a hyphen!
00:14:51:05	00:14:58:29	Steve [Nortle]	metallica is dropping out we can take their spot maybe We can take their spot maybe, and we get a map.
00:14:56:04	00:14:57:06	Chris [GM]	right. She had heard
00:14:58:11	00:14:59:11	Chris [GM]	a rumor.
00:15:00:07	00:15:06:08	Steve [Nortle]	And so you kind of gave us quick shakedown of the map.
00:15:05:28	00:15:12:13	Chris [GM]	She handed you a map and the map was of fairgrounds for the Battle of the Bands. There’s about 12 points
00:15:12:13	00:15:23:23	Chris [GM]	of interest on the map and uh how about i just go through real quick yep so as far as our listening
00:15:18:18	00:15:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, another reminder would be good.
00:15:23:23	00:15:29:19	Chris [GM]	audience goes they don’t have the visual there are 12 different places of interest at fairgrounds
00:15:30:07	00:15:38:05	Chris [GM]	in no particular order we have the ticket booth at the entrance once you enter into the main area
00:15:44:16	00:15:49:28	Chris [GM]	This is where the final finale of The Battle of Dance takes place, as well as shows throughout the day.
00:15:51:00	00:16:02:14	Chris [GM]	The second place we have is a merch booth where you can buy all your band memorabilia shirts and posters and CDs. It’s a CD?
00:16:02:29	00:16:03:07	Chris [GM]	Jeez.
00:16:03:29	00:16:05:01	Dave [Xeros]	CDs, huh?
00:16:04:24	00:16:06:15	Chris [GM]	What did they have back in the day?
00:16:07:02	00:16:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	Well I mean they did have the what was the iPod warp thing
00:16:10:11	00:16:17:10	Chris [GM]	The iBard? Yep. By the way, the main stage is sponsored by our iBards this year, so…
00:16:11:04	00:16:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	The eye bard?
00:16:12:05	00:16:12:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:16:12:08	00:16:26:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s right yes nice
00:16:15:22	00:16:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	Sweet! Dude, they’re celebrating their like 100 year anniversary That’s amazing
00:16:19:06	00:16:20:08	Chris [GM]	Yeah, something like that.
00:16:20:14	00:16:30:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. It’s got lasting power for Gotten Hour.
00:16:21:15	00:16:22:21	Chris [GM]	They’ve been around forever.
00:16:23:26	00:16:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	We have no idea how much time elapsed before the silent hour so forgotten hour
00:16:26:25	00:16:43:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	recovery
00:16:27:23	00:16:28:09	Chris [GM]	True.
00:16:29:20	00:16:34:17	Chris [GM]	And each iteration is just a little bit better. So they always come out with a new one every single year.
00:16:34:29	00:16:41:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, and it plays Crystal Dynamics. That’s what CD stands for.
00:16:38:28	00:16:39:14	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
00:16:42:10	00:16:43:12	Chris [GM]	Crystal Dynamics. Yep.
00:16:44:26	00:16:56:06	Chris [GM]	Another place of interest is the Thirsty Maiden. This is sort of the pub area. Get your drinks. The Thirstymaiden is known for its signature drinks
00:16:56:25	00:17:08:10	Chris [GM]	When you guys visit there, I’ll go through what each of those are and what they do. There is the Traveling Herbalist. She is run by Scary Jane.
00:17:02:29	00:17:21:19	Brin [Basil]	So that makes
00:17:09:11	00:17:17:09	Chris [GM]	She is a giant Goliath woman. Her real name’s Mary Jane but she’s so big that everyone calls her Scary Jane
00:17:19:09	00:17:20:29	Chris [GM]	And what’s the next one?
00:17:21:19	00:17:22:16	Brin [Basil]	perfect sense.
00:17:23:20	00:17:28:01	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah. Do you mind fixing that? Thank you.
00:17:25:04	00:18:03:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we first did
00:17:28:26	00:17:29:18	Dave [Xeros]	it completely off
00:17:30:11	00:17:31:20	Chris [GM]	I might have to loosen it.
00:17:33:26	00:17:35:22	Chris [GM]	That’s the second time that’s happened, just FYI.
00:17:35:01	00:17:36:29	Steve [Nortle]	Phenomenal cosmic power
00:17:37:02	00:17:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	little bit of space
00:17:38:27	00:17:41:21	Chris [GM]	Is it not going on? Oh yeah, nice.
00:17:47:24	00:17:49:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s not pinched or anything. It’s good.
00:17:47:26	00:17:50:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, is that staying?
00:17:50:14	00:17:52:26	Brin [Basil]	It’s a little crooked, but you know…
00:17:52:04	00:17:54:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, nice, awesome, thank you.
00:17:55:05	00:17:55:18	Brin [Basil]	You’re welcome.
00:17:58:17	00:17:59:16	Chris [GM]	Okay, back to it.
00:18:02:11	00:18:12:04	Chris [GM]	Another place of interest is another man’s treasure. This is kind of like your used secondhand store where they sell trinkets, knickknacks and other variety of things
00:18:12:09	00:18:20:01	Chris [GM]	And the Kaka Nevermore Theater is
00:18:20:01	00:18:29:26	Chris [GM]	an area where people can put on their plays. There’s got to be a better way to describe that, kind of a thespian area.
00:18:25:11	00:18:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	The CawCaw, Nevermore
00:18:32:06	00:18:35:04	Chris [GM]	Kaka nevermore theater. I’ve got to do the kaw right.
00:18:36:17	00:18:43:12	Chris [GM]	It’s run by a kenku named Ken. Kenku?
00:18:44:13	00:18:46:29	Brin [Basil]	K-A-W is how it’s spelled.
00:18:45:16	00:18:51:20	Chris [GM]	it’s run by a kenku named ken uh you guys may recognize this kenku actually
00:18:54:14	00:19:04:04	Chris [GM]	let’s see the another place of food tensors floating disc trucks this is where you can go kind of the food court area of the fairgrounds where you want to get your
00:19:04:22	00:19:12:07	Chris [GM]	grub on the a special event takes place at a certain time of the day
00:19:12:07	00:19:20:22	Chris [GM]	is called the Let Freedom Ring Rap Battle. This takes place at the small stage inside
00:19:20:22	00:19:28:26	Chris [GM]	The Thirsty Maiden, it’s the annual rap battle. Not quite as popular as the Battle of the Bands but rap has its place here in
00:19:29:11	00:19:37:23	Chris [GM]	Greece. Then we have the Choldreth Mud Wrestling Ring. This is a classic
00:19:38:21	00:19:46:02	Chris [GM]	staple of the Battle Of The Bands one of the more popular events You might run into some familiar faces there.
00:19:47:25	00:19:55:09	Chris [GM]	We have the Hot Dog Eating Contest, also a classic staple of the annual Battle of the Bands.
00:19:57:05	00:20:01:13	Chris [GM]	Back in The Wayback you have Limp the Imp Biscuit’s Fix-It Shop.
00:20:02:20	00:20:12:11	Chris [GM]	This is kind of like a place that musicians take their instruments or you might find that he tunes more than just instruments.
00:20:14:12	00:20:16:17	Chris [GM]	That’s not an innuendo at all, please.
00:20:16:26	00:20:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	It seemed like an innuendo.
00:20:21:23	00:20:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah
00:20:25:22	00:20:33:04	Chris [GM]	I probably streiseled that if I didn’t say anything it would have slid but I made it way more obvious
00:20:34:28	00:20:40:17	Chris [GM]	and then we already went over this about the ticket booth so those are all the points of interest
00:20:42:15	00:20:50:26	Chris [GM]	and the way it is going to work is you can the way it’s going to work
00:20:57:17	00:21:06:25	Chris [GM]	my kids decided to cook popcorn today and they put it in the microwave for like 4 minutes and they didn’t take plastic wrap off the popcorn
00:21:06:27	00:21:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay. Sounds like something your kids would do.
00:21:09:18	00:21:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	best popcorn you’ve ever had
00:21:11:23	00:21:13:03	Chris [GM]	so I smell
00:21:14:05	00:21:20:11	Chris [GM]	a bad campfire our whole house smells like a bad camping fire and I keep getting a whiff of it every once in a while gosh
00:21:21:27	00:21:33:18	Chris [GM]	that’s why I stink if you’re around me. Okay, so the way I figured we could do this is You kind of have events happening throughout the day
00:21:22:29	00:21:23:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice
00:21:35:10	00:21:46:22	Chris [GM]	and each area could be considered one hour in the day depending on how long you’re going to spend at that And the Battle of the Band starts in the evening around
00:21:42:21	00:21:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:21:46:22	00:21:47:17	Chris [GM]	8 o’clock-ish
00:21:49:04	00:21:52:27	Chris [GM]	So whatever you guys decide to do throughout the Day up until that point
00:21:54:10	00:22:05:22	Chris [GM]	I’ve got this little dice tracker here to help us kind of know what time it is. Right now, it’s about 9 o’clock. You guys arrived at the Battle of the Vans, to the fairgrounds at about 8 o’ clock in the morning
00:22:05:22	00:22:13:18	Chris [GM]	and after getting situated finalizing the bet with Roses & Gunzas
00:22:14:29	00:22:20:06	Chris [GM]	and with the ticket booth window and standing in line to get into the main event It’s about nine o’clock now in the moment
00:22:21:16	00:22:29:15	Chris [GM]	and uh so actually one last question before we get into it what did what was his name again
00:22:31:27	00:22:38:07	Chris [GM]	uh alterius the high mage what did he sound like did he have a voice well here why don’t I text
00:22:35:04	00:22:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, he did. Do you want me to do it for you?
00:22:38:07	00:22:49:05	Chris [GM]	you this and you can just read it i’ll just text to you you can do it in his voice all right
00:22:39:16	00:22:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I can read it.
00:22:53:14	00:23:03:18	Chris [GM]	you should have that so as you guys enter you hear the sounds of the fair people talking laughing
00:23:04:26	00:23:16:18	Chris [GM]	in the background, echoing throughout the tents and the areas. And off to the left as you walk in through the main entrance you hear a pre-recorded voice from Altarius
00:23:16:18	00:23:19:12	Chris [GM]	the High Mage from Magus.
00:23:21:22	00:23:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	And here we go.
00:23:22:20	00:23:34:02	Brin [Basil]	Welcome to the city of Nagats and the battle of the band. All musically inspired by them come and battle their way, victory in legend rock history
00:23:24:04	00:23:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	Welcome to the city of Magus in the Battle of the Bands! All musically inclined or invited to come and battle their way of victory in the crowned of legends and rock history.
00:23:34:02	00:23:39:18	Brin [Basil]	Many great bands born at heart for battles, fought on stages
00:23:34:29	00:23:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	Many great bands have been born from the heart of the battle, fought on the stages of metal and rocks. Battle? Well, Bands & Rockstars Grand Finale is held
00:23:46:18	00:23:53:12	Brin [Basil]	how… Oh sorry I will go back Classic but we can’t believe it
00:23:46:23	00:23:55:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh sorry I will go back. I don’t have my glasses on either Yeah, my retcon token has officially been used
00:23:47:10	00:23:48:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh sorry.
00:23:49:09	00:23:50:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I will go back.
00:23:49:18	00:23:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:23:52:06	00:23:52:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Recomment.
00:23:55:11	00:23:56:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:23:57:29	00:24:09:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, here we go Bands and rock stars like Mittag, Metallica, Steel Maiden, LaDonna, Roses & Ganzes and more.
00:24:02:13	00:24:03:13	Chris [GM]	Metalika
00:24:09:12	00:24:17:13	Dave [Xeros]	The grand finale is held on the main stage sponsored by I -BARD where finalists clash in
00:24:17:13	00:24:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	the victors’ names written in stone and magic but don’t just come for the music merch booths pubs and world-famous children of mud wrestling matches are there to entertain
00:24:29:01	00:24:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	and indulge the masses. The magus battle, the bands invites all to come and taste the glory and make sure your bets are made.
00:24:42:04	00:24:48:20	Chris [GM]	That plays on repeat pretty much all day long. It’s sort of just a virtual greeting kind
00:24:42:23	00:24:43:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Pretty good?
00:24:44:24	00:24:45:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:24:47:11	00:24:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	I dare you to just keep that going in the background.
00:24:47:29	00:24:49:01	Brin [Basil]	hear
00:24:51:06	00:24:52:22	Steve [Nortle]	With all of the mis…
00:24:53:16	00:24:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	Just add it into the mix. You just hear it throughout the day.
00:24:54:25	00:24:56:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	from here
00:24:58:20	00:25:05:06	Chris [GM]	it, I love it, okay well I’m going to leave it up for you guys. You all enter, you see the bustling
00:25:06:27	00:25:08:24	Chris [GM]	lively action going on what do you guys want
00:25:11:24	00:25:15:22	Dave [Xeros]	guys uh first off um can someone roll a d8 for me real quick
00:25:15:29	00:25:16:10	Chris [GM]	yes
00:25:22:28	00:25:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	I rolled a three for you.
00:25:27:28	00:25:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	Did I take what you were going to do, Bryn? Did I took your roll? Oh, okay.
00:25:31:07	00:25:33:09	Brin [Basil]	not at all
00:25:33:05	00:25:36:16	Steve [Nortle]	I saw Jesse going for his I was like You gotta go faster than him!
00:25:39:21	00:25:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I didn’t want to roll it anyway.
00:25:42:24	00:25:45:05	Chris [GM]	he didn’t want to be responsible for rolling a five again
00:25:45:02	00:25:45:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
00:25:46:28	00:25:52:15	Brin [Basil]	guess what I rolled on my off week.
00:25:48:23	00:25:49:06	Chris [GM]	so
00:25:54:15	00:25:55:09	Chris [GM]	you went blind
00:25:55:25	00:25:56:08	Brin [Basil]	Yep!
00:25:58:01	00:25:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	Bashel, how are you doing?
00:25:59:07	00:26:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	uh the number three okay so here it is it is the spiked taran brandy and it just restores up to six spell
00:26:00:22	00:26:02:05	Brin [Basil]	Don’t talk to me.
00:26:02:17	00:26:04:07	Steve [Nortle]	I’m here to help if you need it.
00:26:04:08	00:26:05:28	Brin [Basil]	Thanks for rolling.
00:26:09:16	00:26:18:09	Dave [Xeros]	slots so i get to choose when that happens over the case that when it happens no no it
00:26:11:09	00:26:13:14	Brin [Basil]	Dang, that’s great.
00:26:12:17	00:26:16:28	Steve [Nortle]	Hijinx This guy can do hijinks
00:26:13:15	00:26:16:26	Chris [GM]	when it happens okay so it’s not right when you
00:26:18:09	00:26:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	just makes it so that i can reset i’m actually working on different vintages of this so this
00:26:24:15	00:26:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	probably won’t be one in the future yeah it is it’s it’s a potent potable so um it’s yeah
00:26:26:02	00:26:28:21	Chris [GM]	pretty potent six spell slots
00:26:30:18	00:26:31:05	Chris [GM]	potable
00:26:31:03	00:26:32:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s greedy.
00:26:33:10	00:26:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	greedy so basically what it does is as i drink it i just feel the ability to like send out like little tethers and steal spell slots from other people so as soon as i need it i can like reach
00:26:44:14	00:26:51:13	Dave [Xeros]	out and steal spell slots from people well especially with the battle of the bands going
00:26:46:06	00:26:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	That’ll probably go over really well, Magus.
00:26:46:26	00:26:47:18	Brin [Basil]	I don’t have any.
00:26:51:13	00:27:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	on and like you know they’re trying to use spell slots so just yoink i’m gonna take six
00:26:57:02	00:26:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	Quick use your spell for the epic ending!
00:27:03:03	00:27:10:14	Dave [Xeros]	from that guy he get hit by the blue turtle shell uh
00:27:03:24	00:27:05:08	Chris [GM]	it’s like on mario kart
00:27:10:14	00:27:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	okay um great yeah uh let’s
00:27:18:18	00:27:21:24	Steve [Nortle]	had a drink. Did you want another one? There’s a pub.
00:27:22:04	00:27:30:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s also food i mean it’s early breakfast I was just…
00:27:25:22	00:27:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i mean yeah i mean when does the run dressing start is there an agenda associated with this or
00:27:26:18	00:27:28:11	Steve [Nortle]	Isn’t that what I was talking about?
00:27:29:01	00:27:32:10	Brin [Basil]	I mean I want to see some mud wrestling I don’t know about you guys
00:27:36:11	00:27:47:05	Chris [GM]	it will sort of kind of what you guys end up doing we all keep notes of what time of day you do those things, and that will play later.
00:27:47:14	00:27:58:22	Dave [Xeros]	all right i got a suggestion uh dinner well breakfast because we want to go get drinks and we probably don’t want to get too drunk by getting drinks by not
00:27:58:22	00:28:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	having anything in our stomach more drinks more drinks more drink i mean my my my tolerance
00:27:59:04	00:28:06:18	Steve [Nortle]	didn’t you just have a drink on an empty stomach more drinks okay that I guess if that makes sense.
00:28:06:07	00:28:07:11	Chris [GM]	Emphasis on the mower.
00:28:07:01	00:28:08:28	Brin [Basil]	I think we should listen without calling
00:28:10:10	00:28:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	and threshold is rather high at this point um it’s just i have to i haveと just it’s like taking night quill at night you just got take a nip of something in the morning right i mean doesn’t everyone have that problem
00:28:24:23	00:28:31:08	Brin [Basil]	I since I’ve met since I’ve met you So I get it now.
00:28:31:00	00:28:57:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think she doesn’t
00:28:31:23	00:28:40:22	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah um we did not go to magus the other day well you may have
00:28:40:22	00:28:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	i was not there um sister yeah
00:28:41:11	00:28:43:16	Brin [Basil]	I have like dark circles under my eyes.
00:28:44:26	00:28:46:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you seem a little off.
00:28:53:18	00:29:01:06	Brin [Basil]	That sounds like I’m still trying to adjust because growing up, let’s
00:28:57:26	00:29:01:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	even remember you after that night in Vegas. She doesn’t know if she had a sibling.
00:29:01:06	00:29:11:17	Brin [Basil]	go
00:29:01:25	00:29:07:20	Steve [Nortle]	what happens when you train with Rex Kwon Doe. It gives you all sorts of different powers.
00:29:08:10	00:29:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think we all need some calories. That would be wise, you know?
00:29:11:17	00:29:15:05	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go get some breakfast, let’s go get some brunch.
00:29:12:15	00:29:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	uh floating food trucks
00:29:13:26	00:29:26:25	Dave [Xeros]	all right yeah yeah tensors floating fruit checks ahoy as you
00:29:17:17	00:29:27:03	Chris [GM]	Awesome. So you guys make your way… What number is that? 7-7-2 Okay, so as you enter
00:29:18:13	00:29:19:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What’s on the menu?
00:29:27:03	00:29:37:20	Chris [GM]	the area well let’s just uh before on your way to the tensor floating food disc trucks no that’s not how you say it
00:29:37:20	00:29:46:05	Chris [GM]	the food tensor floating disc trucks there we go rolls off the tongue better uh it’s not as bad as melissinson’s menagerie
00:29:48:22	00:30:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	There was nothing like that, in
00:29:49:20	00:29:55:18	Chris [GM]	yeah i couldn’t even do it anyways so as you guys are making
00:29:55:18	00:30:02:25	Chris [GM]	your way over you pass by the main stage tent and notice that it looks rather
00:30:05:23	00:30:13:11	Chris [GM]	tent itself is black with gold trim, and there’s a bit of a sort of hazy mist coming out
00:30:13:11	00:30:19:29	Chris [GM]	at the top of it doesn’t quite seem like a very big tent just looking at it from the
00:30:14:02	00:30:15:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just quite
00:30:20:01	00:30:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a black
00:30:20:05	00:30:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to point out that this whole tent seems To be an homage to me
00:30:26:09	00:30:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	that it’s really, really small.
00:30:31:05	00:30:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I don’t
00:30:33:22	00:30:34:19	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Nodal
00:30:35:06	00:30:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	There’s a lot of ways to take this.
00:30:36:17	00:30:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	There is a reason why my pockets Are bags of holding
00:30:43:17	00:30:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	understand what you mean. Foulclaw, can you help me out here?
00:30:44:23	00:30:46:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s an innuendo
00:30:46:02	00:30:54:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I… No, while they’re arguing can I cast detect magic on the tent area and see if I find anything that’s going up?
00:30:53:23	00:30:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Unless Eros stole your spell slot already.
00:30:57:07	00:30:58:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yoink Not yet
00:31:00:29	00:31:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, hold on.
00:31:08:19	00:31:15:10	Dave [Xeros]	he’s doing that, Altarius jumps on the notification again and screams the whole thing all over again.
00:31:15:10	00:31:15:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
00:31:16:08	00:31:21:18	Steve [Nortle]	And it’s the one where his assistant keeps correcting him and I think it’s not the perfect.
00:31:21:25	00:31:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	He keeps on saying, oh damn it! It’s like the pre-recorded ones And take three or four He’s like, did I get my…
00:31:25:21	00:31:26:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah,
00:31:26:01	00:31:26:19	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, yeah, it is.
00:31:29:04	00:31:29:29	Chris [GM]	it’s good enough
00:31:30:15	00:31:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll do it live.
00:31:31:15	00:31:32:11	Dave [Xeros]	We’ll do it live
00:31:32:27	00:31:50:07	Brin [Basil]	The outside
00:31:33:05	00:31:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s just an action. I don’t think they roll to cast, do I?
00:31:36:20	00:31:39:21	Chris [GM]	for detect magic? I have no idea Yeah, I think you’re right
00:31:38:17	00:31:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	No Yeah, you just It’s just a spell slot You just cast it
00:31:40:27	00:31:42:29	Chris [GM]	You just cast it Yeah, yeah, okay
00:31:40:28	00:31:41:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You just cast.
00:31:45:24	00:31:47:16	Chris [GM]	Um You notice
00:31:49:05	00:32:00:22	Chris [GM]	from the outside It looks big enough to fit about a hundred people or so but don’t judge a tent by its cover As you look at it carefully you feel something is much
00:32:00:22	00:32:10:28	Chris [GM]	larger about this tent, and as you look closely at it, your detect magic reports back to you. Perception check for the fenders too I suppose. That it
00:32:10:28	00:32:17:04	Chris [GM]	looks like a bunch of smaller items sewn together draped over the top of a frame
00:32:21:07	00:32:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	fabric items? or okay is the so is there the door open
00:32:22:24	00:32:23:28	Chris [GM]	Smaller fabric items
00:32:27:29	00:32:34:02	Chris [GM]	The door’s open. You can totally peek your head in By the way, I’m not trying to We’ll totally go to the food disk thing
00:32:29:03	00:32:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna
00:32:33:13	00:32:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	no no it’s fine uh
00:32:36:06	00:32:37:29	Chris [GM]	You Guys To Go Into The Main Stage. Doesn’t matter
00:32:37:25	00:32:43:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna stick my head in and take a peek and see what it looks like this year
00:32:39:06	00:32:49:12	Chris [GM]	okay rad okay so inside the venue is actually big enough it’s massive enough to hold two
00:32:49:12	00:32:55:22	Chris [GM]	hold two full-size stages and they’re both set at the ends of this massive arena that you’re
00:32:55:22	00:33:05:20	Chris [GM]	looking in and what you’ve actually discovered is that who is it it’s not necessarily a tent
00:33:02:19	00:33:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	one of those magic
00:33:05:20	00:33:16:16	Chris [GM]	but rather a few thousand bags of holding sewn together to create the largest indoor concert
00:33:05:28	00:33:14:06	Brin [Basil]	in Harry Potter oh my gosh okay that’s actually awesome
00:33:16:16	00:33:23:21	Chris [GM]	venue ever found on Correus minor illusory spells are created by the top students at
00:33:23:21	00:33:31:01	Chris [GM]	school of magas and they’re projected on the inside of the walls of the tent holding so it
00:33:30:26	00:33:42:11	Brin [Basil]	the tent of holding that is
00:33:31:01	00:33:42:12	Chris [GM]	creates also the most thrilling light show you’ve ever seen right the tent of holding yep that’s exactly what this is. So the louder the crowd roars, the better the illusory light show is conjured during it.
00:33:33:07	00:33:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	upholding I love it
00:33:41:03	00:33:46:29	Dave [Xeros]	excellent Altyrius just jumps in. Impressive, isn’t it? And I…
00:33:42:11	00:33:42:28	Brin [Basil]	so cool
00:33:45:18	00:33:47:15	Chris [GM]	He’s going to show up there the whole time.
00:33:46:16	00:33:54:24	Brin [Basil]	and I hear his way, I get close to the tent and I’m like it feels like Magus bleh I just
00:33:50:08	00:33:51:11	Chris [GM]	I hate that guy.
00:33:55:09	00:33:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	just lay down on the ground to point her into the tent.
00:33:58:26	00:34:00:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:33:59:29	00:34:03:06	Brin [Basil]	am absolutely gagging dry healing over
00:34:03:08	00:34:08:02	Chris [GM]	But as you poked your head in and you do actually see kind of a commotion going on
00:34:09:09	00:34:17:22	Chris [GM]	You see in the middle of two stages a group of people gathered around And in the middle of those people, there is a small toad.
00:34:18:06	00:34:24:09	Chris [GM]	There is a taller woman and a bunch of roadies kind of all standing around.
00:34:25:19	00:34:27:10	Chris [GM]	Kind of not sure what to do with themselves.
00:34:27:28	00:34:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, so The Toad is the one that’s having the problem?
00:34:31:15	00:34:32:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, definitely.
00:34:32:13	00:34:33:24	Dave [Xeros]	Losing his shiz?
00:34:36:17	00:34:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, do you want to even take the time to go find out what is wrong with frog guy. I have a bad history with frog people, just in general.
00:34:50:07	00:34:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:34:52:07	00:34:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m going to… I’ll defer to you guys if you guys want to listen to what he has to say but I’m pretty hungry.
00:34:59:28	00:35:06:02	Steve [Nortle]	um this is just a toad it’s not a grung like one of the sentient frog species
00:35:01:13	00:35:08:02	Chris [GM]	even like a bully walk.
00:35:08:28	00:35:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	No, like The Grung. Yeah.
00:35:08:28	00:35:15:14	Steve [Nortle]	i mean is it just a Toad or is it a and the woman is shouting at the Toad
00:35:11:28	00:35:19:15	Chris [GM]	It’s it’s just a toad yet or they’re investigating with the toad, yeah.
00:35:19:27	00:35:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so the Toed is sentient You could talk to it
00:35:23:10	00:35:27:11	Chris [GM]	Yes, yes, I think. We’ll find out. I didn’t think that through.
00:35:25:27	00:35:27:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:35:25:27	00:35:28:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:35:29:21	00:35:30:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, sure.
00:35:33:04	00:35:37:27	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, I’m going to find out what my hunger is on a scale of 1 to 12.
00:35:41:02	00:35:50:16	Steve [Nortle]	My hunger is at level 4? So I can wait for D12
00:35:48:08	00:35:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	we rolling for this? this a d12 ever again uh i’m at a six
00:35:50:16	00:35:53:18	Steve [Nortle]	apparently because we never will again.
00:36:00:03	00:36:03:14	Steve [Nortle]	D12 is the second chonkiest one.
00:36:02:04	00:36:02:24	Brin [Basil]	I got it
00:36:05:13	00:36:07:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh, okay
00:36:05:21	00:36:10:05	Brin [Basil]	just a little bit hungover I’m a little grumpy
00:36:09:13	00:36:10:21	Steve [Nortle]	A little peckish.
00:36:09:27	00:36:13:20	Chris [GM]	Doesn’t sound like you guys are You’re like, I could eat
00:36:15:08	00:36:21:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna find out how much I want to drink again because if the barrier of entry is going
00:36:21:05	00:36:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	through food to get to drinking then um my I think my food cravings will go up one to 12 again
00:36:28:15	00:36:38:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah. that’s also a six it’s very even pretty even keel right now surprising for arrows
00:36:30:14	00:36:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	uh it’s also six so i’m yeah i guess i’m i’m okay
00:36:32:02	00:36:36:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ah, okay Alright
00:36:35:05	00:36:39:06	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah look at that i mean yeah that drink really hit the spot
00:36:38:25	00:36:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hmm uh i mean it’s basically on the way we just walk through the tent
00:36:44:28	00:36:52:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know we can just see it’s like a shortcut
00:36:46:05	00:36:48:19	Chris [GM]	Just lift up the end wall or whatever.
00:36:49:09	00:36:51:03	Brin [Basil]	it’s like a shortcut
00:36:49:27	00:36:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	do i do know oh so it’s like you can go
00:36:53:17	00:36:57:01	Steve [Nortle]	long cut because that’s a lung cut guys
00:36:56:21	00:36:59:09	Chris [GM]	a long time to walk It’s much bigger inside
00:36:58:17	00:37:00:05	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s right
00:36:59:20	00:37:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah um so there’s an exit on the other side of the tent
00:37:01:08	00:37:03:23	Brin [Basil]	I forgot about the tent of Holden
00:37:03:23	00:37:26:12	Brin [Basil]	and someone
00:37:04:22	00:37:08:18	Chris [GM]	yeah absolutely fire hazard you’ve got to have enough exits
00:37:06:07	00:37:09:01	Dave [Xeros]	So there’s two holes in this tent.
00:37:08:19	00:37:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a big decision
00:37:09:14	00:37:13:04	Steve [Nortle]	the regulations that keep this place going i they’re
00:37:12:12	00:37:17:12	Chris [GM]	it’s a lot slides under the table lots of bribes going on
00:37:15:24	00:37:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Magus.
00:37:18:22	00:37:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I guess we’re going to walk across and just listen.
00:37:24:10	00:37:30:17	Dave [Xeros]	I hear roadies are really like take the suggestion well. So, I mean if you’re really looking to preach
00:37:32:04	00:37:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	always
00:37:32:23	00:37:34:08	Brin [Basil]	in a minute or we could watch
00:37:33:27	00:37:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	And are they doing mic checks by chance Chris yet?
00:37:37:25	00:37:40:24	Chris [GM]	that will be happening very soon yes
00:37:40:12	00:37:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay And if you would volunteer for mic checks, you could just screw.
00:37:42:15	00:37:49:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	say we could get like a you know uh backstage maybe kind of you know some intel on
00:37:49:29	00:37:55:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the stage and you know figure out how it works yeah yeah i think we’re gonna go talk to them
00:37:51:02	00:37:54:04	Dave [Xeros]	True. And I could find out a little bit more how to perform. Right?
00:37:55:25	00:37:56:13	Brin [Basil]	Let’s do it.
00:37:57:05	00:37:58:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just casually
00:37:58:12	00:38:09:14	Chris [GM]	you all enter into the main tent huge and spacious super cool we have some of the students from Magus practicing their cantrips getting ready for the main show tonight
00:38:08:17	00:38:17:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh those freaking magus students they think their spells are so good
00:38:10:28	00:38:15:29	Chris [GM]	You got bustling on the two main stages. Each side you have
00:38:18:25	00:38:20:10	Dave [Xeros]	They don’t believe in any gods.
00:38:20:10	00:38:24:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They don’t have any gods. They don t believe they don t have any, okay?
00:38:23:22	00:38:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. My god is magic, said the Magus Acolyte.
00:38:32:05	00:38:40:25	Chris [GM]	You see roadies up on the stages prepping, getting things ready and as you guys arrive you arrive to find a commotion in the main stage tent
00:38:41:26	00:38:46:13	Chris [GM]	You see some of the roadies and sound techs kind of standing in a circle around this Toad
00:38:47:17	00:38:48:05	Chris [GM]	worried
00:38:49:06	00:38:52:07	Chris [GM]	and discussing what they just saw Turns out
00:38:53:12	00:39:02:20	Chris [GM]	that you learn that a hooded figure recently was seen messing with a microphone that belonged to Jaime Hatfield,
00:39:03:27	00:39:05:20	Chris [GM]	the lead singer of Metallica.
00:39:06:20	00:39:16:22	Chris [GM]	During his soundcheck the microphone exploded in a green puff of smoke he inhaled and it turned him into a token.
00:39:17:22	00:39:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no
00:39:19:19	00:39:20:07	Chris [GM]	in the middle there.
00:39:20:22	00:39:23:16	Steve [Nortle]	was a hooded figure.
00:39:22:09	00:39:22:18	Chris [GM]	Figure.
00:39:24:01	00:39:26:06	Chris [GM]	Nobody knows who the hooded finger was
00:39:25:17	00:40:12:13	Brin [Basil]	yes, it
00:39:27:08	00:39:31:22	Chris [GM]	but there’s rumors throughout the fairgrounds of sightings like this
00:39:33:05	00:39:33:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can
00:39:35:01	00:39:37:15	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, you’re just walking past the entire group?
00:39:40:07	00:39:44:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah just make sure he can still sing and everything that’s fine like you’ll be fine
00:39:41:10	00:39:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah yeah i’m going to pick him up and i’m just going to like look him over
00:39:45:13	00:39:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	He might have a frog in his throat.
00:39:47:27	00:39:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he is the frog in his throat uh i’m gotta go over and just kind of take a look at him and then say hey you know you cast that one spell what was its tech magic
00:39:48:15	00:39:48:24	Chris [GM]	at him
00:39:49:14	00:39:51:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I think yeah nice try
00:39:59:21	00:40:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	Like, you want to look at this guy? He doesn’t look the same to me. He just kind of isn’t tracking with his eyeball.
00:40:08:22	00:40:10:14	Chris [GM]	what was that detect magic again
00:40:10:04	00:40:11:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes it was
00:40:11:10	00:40:18:20	Dave [Xeros]	Does Detect Magic talk back to you? You say, detect magic, and it’s like… Hey, the Detect Magick pill has been…
00:40:12:13	00:40:12:21	Brin [Basil]	was!
00:40:19:10	00:40:20:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here’s what we found
00:40:19:23	00:40:25:15	Steve [Nortle]	That’s what yours would sound like. His would probably sound like a general authority or something.
00:40:24:19	00:40:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	It was just like…
00:40:25:17	00:40:26:05	Brin [Basil]	because
00:40:27:17	00:40:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	Brothers and sisters, we’ve been gathered here to do the Detet Magicks though.
00:40:29:09	00:40:29:23	Steve [Nortle]	Oh!
00:40:34:27	00:40:37:27	Steve [Nortle]	I’m trying to channel Thomas Monson here. Give me a second.
00:40:35:14	00:40:36:13	Chris [GM]	hinty voice
00:40:36:24	00:40:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:40:39:17	00:40:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	I was scared of him
00:40:40:10	00:40:45:12	Steve [Nortle]	Tommy, you detect magic and it is good
00:40:45:05	00:40:46:21	Chris [GM]	on your sores
00:40:46:29	00:40:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	You can tell that the frog used to be…
00:40:51:22	00:40:53:12	Steve [Nortle]	What am I saying? I don’t even know what I’m saying.
00:40:53:23	00:40:54:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:40:54:10	00:41:03:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was good that was really good yeah that was impressive that is kind of how it sounds yeah that’s like the feedback that I get
00:40:57:24	00:40:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah.
00:40:58:16	00:41:04:20	Dave [Xeros]	and it is good but now you have to go into like a really long story about why
00:41:06:23	00:41:07:18	Steve [Nortle]	was a young bishop
00:41:08:19	00:41:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	I had problems with Toads too.
00:41:10:06	00:41:12:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can cut all this out Chris you can edit
00:41:11:11	00:41:12:00	Chris [GM]	probably
00:41:13:08	00:41:17:12	Chris [GM]	it’s very niche very niche humor
00:41:14:24	00:41:22:03	Brin [Basil]	if you pick
00:41:18:26	00:41:25:23	Chris [GM]	no it’s all good uh you pick up hymie in your hand and immediately woman says to you put that
00:41:18:28	00:41:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:41:25:23	00:41:32:28	Chris [GM]	down and you look to right and you see a calish let me say it
00:41:32:28	00:41:42:03	Chris [GM]	callistar you see a Kalistar woman.
00:41:38:28	00:41:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Calistar
00:41:40:23	00:41:46:28	Dave [Xeros]	okay can you explain to me what she looks like or smells like
00:41:42:26	00:41:48:05	Chris [GM]	Kalishtar, yes Yes, Kalishta
00:41:48:10	00:41:51:02	Brin [Basil]	Yes, that’s the first thing Eros does. He goes
00:41:50:21	00:41:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	mm-hmm oh she she smells poor
00:41:52:17	00:41:53:06	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like
00:41:54:01	00:41:59:28	Chris [GM]	Kalishtear is a pretty average size humanoid looking
00:41:54:07	00:41:59:11	Brin [Basil]	I don’t realize
00:42:02:13	00:42:03:07	Chris [GM]	race
00:42:04:23	00:42:16:14	Chris [GM]	usually on the more beautiful side they are known for their good looks They have usually white streaked or just pure white hair long, bold in a ponytail
00:42:06:29	00:42:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	am I attracted to her
00:42:17:22	00:42:28:02	Chris [GM]	You know who it is foul claw in fact you immediately recognized this as la donna and you probably most likely
00:42:21:08	00:42:22:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	white hair
00:42:28:02	00:42:42:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry.
00:42:32:02	00:42:35:23	Steve [Nortle]	the one who is best known for her hit single Like a Sturgeon?
00:42:37:09	00:42:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was these hips only tell the truth
00:42:42:17	00:42:47:01	Brin [Basil]	The song sets the material thing
00:42:45:25	00:42:52:29	Chris [GM]	as material plane girl lucky scars like a dungeon delving for the very first
00:42:50:02	00:42:50:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lucky
00:42:51:12	00:42:54:14	Brin [Basil]	Like a dungeon!
00:42:56:16	00:43:03:03	Steve [Nortle]	i was thinking of the uh non -union ripoff artist who’s on the coast
00:42:56:18	00:43:10:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes they’re all very clean lyrics too um
00:42:56:26	00:43:01:05	Brin [Basil]	I’ve definitely heard that one They’re all very cool
00:43:03:27	00:43:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	and does like parodies of other famous yeah beard al I think is his name lives on the
00:43:07:12	00:43:08:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that other guy.
00:43:07:13	00:43:12:07	Chris [GM]	and she looks at you said look the rumors about yeah
00:43:10:26	00:43:21:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can
00:43:16:11	00:43:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	Baird Sal?
00:43:20:25	00:43:21:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:43:21:18	00:43:26:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i find out if what do i need to roll to figure out if i’m like attracted to her if i am like because i’m
00:43:26:11	00:43:35:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like is she asked me to be 12 i’m pretty
00:43:26:28	00:43:49:00	Steve [Nortle]	to be a d12 it has to be at d12 is it
00:43:27:17	00:43:34:21	Chris [GM]	roll for that how about we say
00:43:28:13	00:43:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	20. Does it have to be a 15?
00:43:28:26	00:43:34:22	Brin [Basil]	How about we say
00:43:32:06	00:43:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	To say you’re not attracted
00:43:35:21	00:43:39:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure falclaw is attracted to this one okay all right
00:43:36:22	00:43:47:06	Chris [GM]	Falclaws you know you’re attracted to LaDonna you’ve had posters of her room But what you are rolling to find out is how much are you going to choke when you talk for the very first time?
00:43:39:16	00:43:48:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah okay yeah okay
00:43:49:00	00:43:50:05	Steve [Nortle]	like dungeon delving a
00:43:50:05	00:44:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	dungeon for the very first time him
00:43:50:25	00:43:51:26	Chris [GM]	For the very fist time.
00:43:51:15	00:43:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:43:52:22	00:43:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	She also had that song like a prayer that’s…
00:43:58:26	00:44:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of her songs are like correct they’re off i can’t believe we’re here oh my gosh
00:44:00:21	00:44:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:44:06:05	00:44:14:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh okay so what like 15 succeeds again i’m gonna use the key wow i rolled a one
00:44:08:01	00:44:10:05	Brin [Basil]	Please, please tell me it’s a 12.
00:44:08:29	00:44:10:20	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and roll a d20, a d 20.
00:44:13:07	00:44:13:21	Chris [GM]	What do you…
00:44:16:19	00:44:27:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so also okay i think also when i roll a one i think half things happen uh is it i’d see if i shrink does
00:44:19:17	00:44:21:29	Brin [Basil]	He forgot to take off his chest if he built.
00:44:24:13	00:44:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	to see if
00:44:26:11	00:44:27:08	Chris [GM]	Oh shoot.
00:44:27:10	00:44:36:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my does my wild surge affect the ones also if i roll one oh it’s just spell okay
00:44:32:25	00:44:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	when you do a magical spell that’s not a cantrip so i guess
00:44:39:02	00:44:45:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i am technically supposed to roll like each turn on my wild surge magic
00:44:46:29	00:44:48:09	Chris [GM]	Every time you use a spell.
00:44:47:16	00:44:55:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like every turn on mine it’s not a cantrip yeah
00:44:49:20	00:44:54:19	Steve [Nortle]	spell that’s not a cantrip so any yeah is that
00:44:51:22	00:45:02:00	Chris [GM]	Okay. And detect magic was not a cantrip. Okay. All right, let’s just say going forward we’ll do that instead of retconning that.
00:45:03:02	00:45:10:13	Chris [GM]	Okay, so I’m getting deja vu here the first time Falclaw talked to another Owlin on a certain airport.
00:45:09:13	00:45:17:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s right. I can’t wait to see.
00:45:12:06	00:45:18:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you got to roll for the shrink too, right? You’re rolling nat one in this campaign, you shrink.
00:45:13:03	00:45:22:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i roll a 20 again oh this is to determine oh wait it’s determined how much i shrink
00:45:22:19	00:45:23:26	Chris [GM]	No, if you shrink
00:45:22:22	00:45:24:05	Steve [Nortle]	no if you shrink
00:45:23:16	00:45:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	is if you shrink
00:45:24:10	00:45:27:29	Brin [Basil]	My dream is that one of us can carry you on our shoulder.
00:45:27:14	00:45:39:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh it’s a five yeah i was like i shrunk to like half my size before is that what i go back to my eyes are the same
00:45:29:17	00:45:30:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
00:45:31:25	00:45:33:19	Brin [Basil]	Is that 50%?
00:45:37:12	00:45:48:02	Steve [Nortle]	well but you had rolled a nat one a second time that’s why so i think it’s just if you get a nat 1 on that next roll if i remember correctly
00:45:37:19	00:45:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	stayed the same size
00:45:41:25	00:45:44:09	Chris [GM]	yeah i don’t think you have to shrink
00:45:46:27	00:45:53:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh really yeah
00:45:47:20	00:45:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s a double now one in order to shrink i’m pretty sure it was like if you fail the
00:45:49:19	00:45:52:02	Steve [Nortle]	i’d have to look it up
00:45:54:03	00:46:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	next roll it’s and that was a 15 yeah it was your he’s your 15 yeah and
00:45:55:25	00:45:57:22	Steve [Nortle]	just at my normal 15.
00:45:55:29	00:45:58:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s what i was thinking that’s what i
00:45:58:16	00:46:08:08	Chris [GM]	it’s no i i think you’re right steve because i think it’s at an at one or two we shrink back down to our roll percentage okay and then
00:46:05:22	00:46:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	he just rolled at um a 1
00:46:08:08	00:46:10:29	Chris [GM]	yeah it would have to yeah we’ll have to
00:46:11:10	00:46:17:23	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, okay. I think you would because you got the nat one so you shrunk and then you’ll have to do a con saving throw
00:46:12:10	00:46:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think
00:46:19:29	00:46:23:00	Steve [Nortle]	to try to get yourself back. Yeah.
00:46:21:05	00:46:22:21	Chris [GM]	it only lasts for an hour though
00:46:24:22	00:46:26:21	Chris [GM]	so you are super cute right now
00:46:27:02	00:46:36:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you keep
00:46:29:15	00:46:32:21	Steve [Nortle]	He shrunk when he saw her. That seems strange.
00:46:35:20	00:46:37:12	Brin [Basil]	I just want to say something so bad right now.
00:46:36:15	00:46:47:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	your potty mouth in magus yes my pants shrink with me
00:46:39:18	00:46:45:05	Brin [Basil]	No, the place changed me
00:46:41:07	00:46:42:04	Dave [Xeros]	foul claw
00:46:47:16	00:46:52:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of our clothing shrinks with and
00:46:47:18	00:46:50:27	Dave [Xeros]	No, I was just double-checking. Just clothing and hands.
00:46:48:02	00:46:50:07	Chris [GM]	do we did establish that that happens
00:46:50:16	00:46:52:04	Brin [Basil]	but not your eyes and
00:46:54:09	00:46:57:17	Chris [GM]	so in the moment that all this happened la donna told you
00:47:03:14	00:47:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	I just look at her and my eyes go white and my stage presence comes on me My hair starts blowing up in the wind And my tattoos glow
00:47:14:19	00:47:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	like a bright glowing burning white And I’m like Hey, you secondhand heck You know who you’re talking to?
00:47:23:07	00:47:24:03	Chris [GM]	idea nor do i
00:47:24:04	00:47:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
00:47:25:24	00:47:52:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t talk to her that way you son of a i’m
00:47:27:25	00:47:28:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:28:12	00:47:29:10	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, Jaime?
00:47:30:14	00:47:31:27	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s just chat about this later.
00:47:34:02	00:47:36:27	Chris [GM]	this a thing that you would do on stage when you perform or something
00:47:36:15	00:47:45:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like when I perform that’s what my… I go into stage performer mode and you see black flame around me.
00:47:48:06	00:47:50:19	Chris [GM]	She does not recognize you Eros.
00:47:51:00	00:47:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	That’s too bad.
00:47:52:10	00:48:00:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna like kneel down and like kind of like start so right so so this is okay though i know i know this is ok yeah i’m like kind OF reaching for
00:47:57:18	00:47:59:12	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to touch her robes.
00:48:00:22	00:48:10:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but like she so like her white hair and everything she kind of resembles like salune which is the main god
00:48:10:28	00:48:16:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of the temple in new old and stuff one of the main ones that we learn about so there is some sort of
00:48:17:09	00:48:20:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	celestial resemblance this is largely where it’s coming from
00:48:21:01	00:48:21:16	Chris [GM]	Beautiful.
00:48:22:17	00:48:33:22	Chris [GM]	She looks down at you and is a little taken back but man when she looks into your eyes they’re so big and cute she’s just like hi
00:48:29:15	00:48:30:03	Dave [Xeros]	Touch her!
00:48:32:26	00:48:37:09	Brin [Basil]	Please pet him
00:48:33:22	00:48:35:10	Chris [GM]	and she just kind of grabs her hand
00:48:37:28	00:48:42:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have a quill and a pamphlet one of my scrolls
00:48:44:22	00:48:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sacrifices have to be made
00:48:47:20	00:48:51:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just suggesting I can’t speak because I’m so stunned still I think
00:48:52:11	00:48:57:12	Chris [GM]	She’s like, don’t worry I’m used to this and she grabs her she takes the quill on paper from you
00:48:59:15	00:49:01:22	Chris [GM]	And she says, who am I making this out to?
00:49:04:02	00:49:05:09	Brin [Basil]	his name is foul claw
00:49:07:01	00:49:09:23	Brin [Basil]	if you need us to spell it let us know
00:49:08:12	00:49:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	and i yeah i’m pretty sure it’s f -o -w -l It’s like a horrible pun every time we say it.
00:49:15:10	00:49:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Isn’t that right, little guy? Yes.
00:49:16:09	00:49:24:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m going
00:49:17:28	00:49:23:07	Chris [GM]	She scratches out the U and puts a W or she adds a little extra line to the U that she wrote
00:49:23:12	00:49:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can believe this
00:49:24:29	00:49:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	suggestion on her
00:49:25:02	00:49:25:16	Steve [Nortle]	Perfect.
00:49:26:08	00:49:30:11	Chris [GM]	Okay and hands you back the autograph.
00:49:29:22	00:49:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	Wow, it’s written over all of the scripture parts on your pamphlet.
00:49:32:13	00:49:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna actually cast Charm Person.
00:49:34:29	00:49:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s fine
00:49:42:07	00:49:42:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay.
00:49:43:17	00:49:48:10	Dave [Xeros]	So, Charm Person is see within range they have to make a Wisdom saving throw
00:49:50:05	00:49:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	and on a failed save the target has the charm condition until the spell ends so it is a DC 15 Wisdom savings throw
00:49:59:25	00:50:03:27	Chris [GM]	Okay. I have not yet made her character sheet shoot.
00:50:04:16	00:50:12:06	Dave [Xeros]	she just needs a stat block And if you just want it to be like just roll a flat D20 and if it’s below 15 she loses
00:50:13:01	00:50:13:11	Chris [GM]	Sounds good.
00:50:14:10	00:50:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	12
00:50:16:04	00:50:16:12	Chris [GM]	12!
00:50:16:10	00:50:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so she is charmed um i am going to try to persuade her
00:50:22:27	00:50:23:05	Chris [GM]	Mm-hmm.
00:50:25:16	00:50:26:25	Chris [GM]	Her whole demeanor…
00:50:35:22	00:50:44:22	Chris [GM]	So LaDonna’s whole demeanor instantly relaxes And you could tell she was definitely on edge about what happened to Jaime
00:50:45:20	00:50:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	or uh he’s my friend too i’ve known him for years
00:50:52:09	00:50:58:00	Steve [Nortle]	And I mean he’s more of an amphibian and I’m a reptile but I feel like there’s sort of a bit of an affinity.
00:50:58:29	00:51:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	didn’t start as an amphibian he kind of you know started as a man but
00:51:02:17	00:51:04:13	Steve [Nortle]	Everybody has to start somewhere.
00:51:04:12	00:51:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	are you talking about like this is like you know evolution like we evolve into turtles eventually totals
00:51:11:14	00:51:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	No. No, no, no. I’m just saying that you’ve got to start somewhere.
00:51:16:07	00:51:18:22	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Just sounded a little racist.
00:51:16:25	00:51:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
00:51:19:28	00:51:22:23	Steve [Nortle]	That’s nothing to do with race and everything to do with species.
00:51:23:04	00:51:24:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, speciists?
00:51:25:16	00:51:26:22	Steve [Nortle]	That’s too hard to say.
00:51:26:20	00:51:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Well then, because race.
00:51:30:04	00:51:34:28	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, yeah, okay, all right. Yeah, well, I don’t know why it would be that way but…
00:51:34:04	00:51:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know. Basil, is he racist?
00:51:36:12	00:51:37:15	Brin [Basil]	guys gonna fight or what
00:51:37:29	00:51:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	I donnoo. You’ve fought him before. Knuckle dusters? Dusters. Okay. Oh, Falclaw’s sitting back down.
00:51:43:29	00:51:49:26	Brin [Basil]	I lost be quiet
00:51:46:09	00:51:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	I charmed LaDonna, and I charms her. She’s charmed right now like I use the charm spell, charm person.
00:51:50:24	00:51:51:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You did what?
00:51:56:18	00:51:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She’s already charming. me. She’s already, she’s already
00:51:58:08	00:52:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I know. But I’m also charming her so that she will actually give you her phone number because I saw that the pamphlet you gave her
00:52:08:14	00:52:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	was actually one of those pass-along pamphlets that are looking for numbers so you guys can call them and, like, you know, come talk to them later? Yes.
00:52:16:04	00:52:16:16	Steve [Nortle]	Harass?
00:52:16:15	00:52:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	phone numbers? Do we have phone numbers in this one?
00:52:19:28	00:52:23:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s right. I didn’t even think about that. I was like, yeah!
00:52:21:09	00:52:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I take that back.
00:52:21:19	00:52:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	Stone numbers! They’re stone!
00:52:22:22	00:52:24:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Stone number stone numbers
00:52:24:08	00:52:25:19	Brin [Basil]	There’s so no…
00:52:25:14	00:52:26:23	Dave [Xeros]	Her contact information.
00:52:28:04	00:52:28:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
00:52:28:20	00:52:31:10	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to let you know what tent she’s staying in.
00:52:31:04	00:52:31:21	Steve [Nortle]	limestone
00:52:31:24	00:52:42:23	Dave [Xeros]	So as she’s signing LaDonna, I’m just going to be like, oh, you know what would be really nice is put your contact info down there. He’s just such a big fan. I imagine he will show up at every show of here.
00:52:43:24	00:52:46:24	Dave [Xeros]	And then a little hot or two.
00:52:45:15	00:52:51:27	Chris [GM]	tell me what charm person actually does because i don’t know if you have that much suggestion
00:52:48:04	00:52:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Charm person is charm condition until the spell ends. Yep, charm creature is friendly to you when the spell
00:52:51:27	00:52:58:28	Chris [GM]	over someone so what is the charmed condition right
00:52:59:08	00:53:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	ends, the target knows that they’ve been charmed. But yeah, like they’re friendly. They want to do – Like they want to be nice.
00:53:06:11	00:53:09:11	Chris [GM]	i will say in this case she’ll be like
00:53:11:19	00:53:19:24	Chris [GM]	here’s my autograph you beautiful little big -eyed are you an owl
00:53:19:14	00:53:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
00:53:20:14	00:53:20:23	Dave [Xeros]	Howling?
00:53:21:08	00:53:22:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whatever you want me to be.
00:53:25:27	00:53:36:10	Chris [GM]	um but uh as far as a number goes i don’t think she she’s such a huge rock star she doesn’t know her own phone number here. Her agent takes care of that stuff.
00:53:35:20	00:53:37:00	Dave [Xeros]	All right, we’ll find her agent.
00:53:38:13	00:53:39:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Charmer agent too.
00:53:39:05	00:53:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’ll charge her agent, charm agent.
00:53:39:20	00:53:40:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:53:39:29	00:53:40:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:53:40:22	00:53:41:16	Chris [GM]	Charm them all!
00:53:41:25	00:53:42:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
00:53:43:11	00:53:43:25	Chris [GM]	Anyways,
00:53:43:13	00:53:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	Basil.
00:53:43:20	00:53:46:22	Brin [Basil]	He has six extra spell slots, but it doesn’t matter.
00:53:45:16	00:53:50:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	When is your show when are you performing? When are you on stage?
00:53:45:17	00:53:46:16	Chris [GM]	I apologize
00:53:49:21	00:54:00:26	Chris [GM]	on stage? Well, I’m actually not performing this year. This is all the PR stunt that I’m here for this year. Yeah, in fact the director of the show, Wolfgang,
00:53:55:21	00:53:55:25	Brin [Basil]	Oh!
00:54:02:12	00:54:03:20	Chris [GM]	I’m helping him out
00:54:05:06	00:54:06:03	Chris [GM]	kind of a
00:54:07:07	00:54:09:09	Chris [GM]	mutual beneficial agreement that we have
00:54:11:07	00:54:19:08	Chris [GM]	so yeah wolf game he’s the new director this year yeah we got a new uh director of the battle of the bands this year okay
00:54:19:15	00:54:20:17	Brin [Basil]	What happened to the old one?
00:54:20:25	00:54:28:20	Chris [GM]	oh you mean uh salieri that’s
00:54:28:23	00:54:30:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah that’s the one.
00:54:29:12	00:54:30:08	Steve [Nortle]	comes up and whispers
00:54:32:22	00:54:41:27	Chris [GM]	versus it was oh yes salieri yeah we don’t really know what happened uh salary for some reason didn’t isn’t directing him this year wolf game just
00:54:40:26	00:54:44:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Doesn’t matter. As long as you’re here, it doesn’t matter
00:54:41:27	00:54:50:28	Chris [GM]	kind of started anyways sorry for being rude i i don’t know you but who are you i know we’re friends
00:54:45:04	00:54:48:13	Brin [Basil]	Sounds like Alterious… I mean why?!
00:54:51:20	00:54:58:08	Chris [GM]	we’re chums why remind me i know so many people this is just awkward for me
00:54:56:25	00:54:58:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So salty right now.
00:54:58:08	00:55:04:20	Chris [GM]	i’m so sorry eros e oh
00:54:59:01	00:55:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	my name is Eros from the band Year Zeros
00:55:06:08	00:55:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	x
00:55:07:28	00:55:10:01	Chris [GM]	yeah i know your zeros
00:55:10:21	00:55:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	you do everyone does
00:55:12:03	00:55:18:24	Chris [GM]	well it’s one of those things where you know, you kind of get confused who all the band members are. Sorry.
00:55:19:28	00:55:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	Eros of Year Zero spelled with an x Eros
00:55:24:23	00:55:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m just you know the headliner yep it’s good to see me too i’m glad you saw me
00:55:28:18	00:55:29:12	Chris [GM]	It’s good to see it.
00:55:31:17	00:55:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And he’s a huge fan. He’s a huge fan We’re all we’re all huge fans
00:55:34:07	00:55:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:55:37:10	00:55:38:13	Chris [GM]	What’s your favorite song?
00:55:41:19	00:55:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	it’s hard to pick just one
00:55:42:14	00:55:44:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What did I just tell you? What did I just say?
00:55:45:16	00:55:46:00	Chris [GM]	What’s
00:55:46:11	00:55:48:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	These these hips only tell the truth
00:55:50:08	00:55:51:29	Chris [GM]	what’s that scene from Just Friends?
00:55:53:04	00:55:56:04	Chris [GM]	No not just friends just friends yeah
00:55:54:17	00:56:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah it’s just friends yeah never mind okay yeah all right uh are you okay okay i can i can tell your heartbeat is
00:55:57:22	00:55:59:00	Chris [GM]	don’t say I
00:55:59:23	00:56:00:20	Brin [Basil]	Say it.
00:56:05:09	00:56:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	i can see your jugular beating in your neck through
00:56:09:04	00:56:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s because it stayed the same size everything else my eyes and my
00:56:11:21	00:56:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	your jugular stay the same size as well to feed your eyeballs intense is
00:56:13:13	00:56:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:56:19:01	00:56:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you want to come with us? We’re going to go get some breakfast
00:56:23:15	00:56:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	floating food trucks
00:56:24:15	00:56:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	LaDonna
00:56:24:24	00:56:27:04	Chris [GM]	You know, I’ve got so many things I gotta do.
00:56:28:12	00:56:29:22	Chris [GM]	It’s a really good scene though
00:56:30:19	00:56:37:12	Dave [Xeros]	she has charmed she should roll and if she fails the role she should come with us
00:56:31:27	00:56:32:15	Steve [Nortle]	no
00:56:32:00	00:56:34:12	Chris [GM]	That doesn’t mean she has to Do what you tell her to do
00:56:37:05	00:56:39:29	Chris [GM]	No the role is to see if It worked in charm
00:56:39:14	00:56:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but that’s the thing is like she continues charm she needs to make the decision by making
00:56:43:11	00:56:43:23	Chris [GM]	Alright
00:56:46:23	00:56:51:19	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna say that It doesn’t have to be A 15 that she’s gotta hit
00:56:53:05	00:56:56:05	Chris [GM]	I’ll say it’s 12 One sec though
00:56:58:04	00:57:08:23	Chris [GM]	Okay, did one of you guys—did you cast Detect Magic on the toad? You did, right? Okay. I don’t think we ever resolved that.
00:57:03:03	00:57:11:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on the toad yep no that was real reason we were here
00:57:09:16	00:57:09:22	Brin [Basil]	right.
00:57:11:10	00:57:15:17	Dave [Xeros]	going to take him to the food trucks with this he he like i was i was hoping if i’d get some
00:57:12:14	00:57:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:57:15:16	00:57:26:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you already put him in your pants he’s already in your pocket yeah flip her hand
00:57:21:13	00:57:33:01	Steve [Nortle]	to see if he’ll go. Yeah, it is. Well, I mean, well, I also have digits, okay? Like, I don’t want you to get confused.
00:57:23:10	00:57:24:12	Chris [GM]	You’re a sea turtle?
00:57:23:12	00:57:24:15	Dave [Xeros]	He’ll jump to you?
00:57:31:22	00:57:32:10	Brin [Basil]	Digits.
00:57:31:27	00:57:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re more like they’re nubby though right
00:57:33:27	00:57:36:10	Steve [Nortle]	It’s just, uh, you know…
00:57:35:11	00:57:38:16	Chris [GM]	You say flipper. My mind goes to the ocean like a sea turtles.
00:57:39:10	00:57:51:02	Brin [Basil]	You know, I don’t know how he even holds a slice of pizza. That might feel pretty hard. I fell asleep.
00:57:42:26	00:57:44:02	Dave [Xeros]	a race with that think?
00:57:45:20	00:57:54:23	Steve [Nortle]	My feet are pretty normal. You could’ve noticed if you’d looked around. But you’re always in the fire. So it’s probably hard to see out of that.
00:57:52:23	00:57:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t… When I’m talking to gentlemen, I don’ like looking down just in general.
00:57:57:21	00:57:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	That’s an odd thing.
00:57:59:22	00:58:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	I’m just seeing if Jaime wants to come hang out with me, too. Does he hop?
00:58:03:26	00:58:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	I don’T
00:58:05:05	00:58:07:05	Chris [GM]	All you hear is just a…
00:58:08:25	00:58:09:29	Dave [Xeros]	buy feet pics
00:58:09:01	00:58:16:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do i detect anything with my spell
00:58:10:13	00:58:11:28	Brin [Basil]	So he can’t talk?
00:58:12:05	00:58:13:12	Chris [GM]	He sounds like a toad.
00:58:15:10	00:58:20:24	Chris [GM]	You do, you detect that it was a curse that was put on him
00:58:21:15	00:58:21:29	Dave [Xeros]	Curses
00:58:22:13	00:58:28:15	Chris [GM]	and the curses can be removed but I don’t know does anyone have
00:58:27:25	00:58:30:07	Brin [Basil]	Any other information about the curse?
00:58:31:19	00:58:40:13	Chris [GM]	that just it was a spell that turned them into a toade yep so if there is a remove curse spell or dispel magic spell that would totally work
00:58:33:17	00:58:35:06	Brin [Basil]	Just said it isn’t. Okay.
00:58:35:04	00:58:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	of restoration is what we’d need
00:58:42:25	00:58:44:25	Chris [GM]	I don’e know if any of you guys have that
00:58:44:09	00:58:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	If you could
00:58:46:14	00:58:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	set Jaime aside for a quick moment while we huddle without him listening with his toad ears.
00:58:53:19	00:58:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah i reach into my pants and i pull out like these little like earmuffs
00:58:54:23	00:58:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
00:58:58:04	00:58:58:20	Chris [GM]	yeah
00:59:00:03	00:59:02:18	Steve [Nortle]	Toad-sized earmuffs. That’s convenient.
00:59:00:13	00:59:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	like yeah yeah you would be surprised what’s in my pants so I pull out a little toe i’m like look he when he riveted earlier, he said that he wants to stay close
00:59:15:14	00:59:25:09	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, well if that works. I just want to point out he’s from Madalika and isn’t our slot for like our performance
00:59:26:05	00:59:37:22	Dave [Xeros]	performance slot we’re going to try to take you no that’s why he’s going to end up in my pants and just disappear entirely yes
00:59:27:20	00:59:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah so we have no real strong incentive to help out Jaime
00:59:29:02	00:59:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i really
00:59:39:05	00:59:41:18	Steve [Nortle]	I see you’re already one step ahead of me
00:59:43:26	00:59:45:20	Brin [Basil]	Now we know how good of friends they are.
00:59:46:25	00:59:48:00	Dave [Xeros]	i never said
00:59:46:28	00:59:49:03	Steve [Nortle]	He’s willing to go into his pants for us
00:59:49:21	01:00:01:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think the right thing to do would be to help him however it doesn’t have to be right now we can do it later
01:00:02:10	01:00:05:26	Steve [Nortle]	You know if we win LaDonna might wanna talk to us again
01:00:03:08	01:00:10:14	Chris [GM]	how the turntables is la donna here in this whole thing
01:00:05:20	01:00:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s what i’m thinking
01:00:08:16	01:00:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m on board.
01:00:10:08	01:00:13:28	Steve [Nortle]	No we huddled remember? we huddled with earmuffs
01:00:11:09	01:00:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we huddle nothing gets outside the Nothing.
01:00:17:18	01:00:24:29	Chris [GM]	crime scene probably the zone of silence i request it
01:00:19:01	01:00:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	anyone have like the zone of silence? Like a
01:00:22:29	01:00:24:10	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a monk
01:00:26:04	01:00:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	Zone of Silence!
01:00:29:10	01:00:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I guess
01:00:29:19	01:00:31:08	Steve [Nortle]	Ulterior just pops up
01:00:31:11	01:00:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	He’s like, why yes!
01:00:32:16	01:00:36:19	Steve [Nortle]	you can buy that for the low, low price he’s like a
01:00:35:25	01:00:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	Of six spell slots!
01:00:37:26	01:00:38:24	Chris [GM]	spell slots
01:00:39:08	01:00:41:02	Brin [Basil]	Only I will listen.
01:00:44:03	01:00:46:25	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent. Yeah, let’s boot trucks
01:00:47:26	01:00:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	or are we going…
01:00:49:24	01:00:54:05	Chris [GM]	LaDonna requests to have Jaime back may I have Jaime Back please I’d like to help him
01:00:55:13	01:01:00:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s what we’re gonna do. He told me when he riveted that he just wants to get some
01:01:00:19	01:01:02:01	Chris [GM]	you wanted LaDona to go with you
01:01:01:14	01:01:09:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, we’re gonna go get some crepes. Okay great. Yeah you are
01:01:06:13	01:01:14:04	Brin [Basil]	She rolled
01:01:07:04	01:01:11:04	Chris [GM]	I really am busy if you don’t mind Jaime Back
01:01:09:17	01:01:15:15	Dave [Xeros]	Oh so she rolled to take him back
01:01:13:13	01:01:23:22	Chris [GM]	who’s got it no, she rolled because she doesn’t want to go with you. She’s got things to do, but she also… Part of the thing she’s gotta do is to help her friend Jaime here.
01:01:16:29	01:01:18:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s fine. No like
01:01:21:20	01:01:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	fix it. Yeah see when Jaime riveted at me I have Comprehend Languages and he said I need a crepe bananas and Nutella
01:01:31:21	01:01:35:23	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m gonna go get him a crepes with bananas and nutella
01:01:35:22	01:01:37:06	Brin [Basil]	Wait, I just said that to you.
01:01:36:29	01:01:40:14	Chris [GM]	Okay, you need to roll a… What was your role
01:01:39:01	01:01:40:22	Brin [Basil]	I mean, never mind.
01:01:42:10	01:01:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nutella might be the only thing better than LaDonna.
01:01:44:17	01:01:46:13	Chris [GM]	a lie roll. What do you
01:01:46:18	01:01:49:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Maybe, maybe
01:01:49:08	01:01:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	gonna want me to make a in my skills I feel so you don’t want a deception check right okay
01:01:49:21	01:01:50:25	Brin [Basil]	Gonna have to agree with that.
01:01:52:05	01:01:53:11	Brin [Basil]	These lips don’t lie.
01:01:56:19	01:01:57:09	Chris [GM]	what I want. Yep.
01:01:57:06	01:02:03:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll get your deception check that is
01:02:07:26	01:02:09:24	Chris [GM]	Not quite a 15.
01:02:12:04	01:02:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	weren’t going to follow the 15 rule that’s ok
01:02:14:15	01:02:15:08	Chris [GM]	Just for
01:02:16:10	01:02:17:02	Chris [GM]	LaDonna. Listen.
01:02:16:27	01:02:17:22	Brin [Basil]	It’s conditional.
01:02:18:08	01:02:23:16	Dave [Xeros]	conditional does I’m going to touch myself thinking of myself body consideration real quick and add these
01:02:19:26	01:02:28:04	Chris [GM]	I did know. No, no. I’m trying to remember. I’ve tried Hold on, hold on, you can’t do that
01:02:23:16	01:02:34:01	Dave [Xeros]	six there you go um that would be a 17 yeah i can like oh i need an extra two points
01:02:35:07	01:02:46:06	Chris [GM]	So I did say that the way I was going to do rolls was partial successes absolute success whole success at a nat 20
01:02:47:07	01:02:56:21	Chris [GM]	and so you do have a partial success in that but this is pretty big ask she’s literally there to help Jaime out.
01:02:54:12	01:02:58:02	Dave [Xeros]	bring him back yeah yeah i know and i’m here to help them too
01:02:58:14	01:03:03:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna do whatever
01:03:04:25	01:03:13:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m going to look at you with the big eyes and I’m gonna please don’t ruin this moment for me. Okay? Persuasion
01:03:09:21	01:03:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	uh make uh not a deception check what a persuasion check please yeah um my passive i
01:03:15:09	01:03:16:08	Chris [GM]	Poor Arrows.
01:03:20:12	01:03:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	mean yeah yeah go for it
01:03:30:05	01:03:30:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14
01:03:30:28	01:03:37:18	Dave [Xeros]	A 14? How am I going to play this, am i playing the 15 rule or am I playing your rules
01:03:31:19	01:03:35:12	Chris [GM]	Oh, we need this.
01:03:38:03	01:03:39:10	Brin [Basil]	He’s going to decide
01:03:38:25	01:03:41:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a partial success I don’t know
01:03:40:13	01:03:42:15	Brin [Basil]	he’s going to decide after you roll
01:03:43:04	01:03:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
01:03:43:20	01:03:44:27	Chris [GM]	Okay just for
01:03:45:08	01:03:49:26	Dave [Xeros]	For ease of use, fifteen Fifteen All right Okay
01:03:46:02	01:03:50:05	Chris [GM]	ease of use 15 it works great for Steve so we’ll just do that for this yeah
01:03:51:01	01:03:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	Can we put a pin in this I’m going to just say Basil are you on board with this
01:03:55:15	01:03:57:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah Alright
01:03:56:13	01:03:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	all right
01:03:58:03	01:04:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	I will go get Jaime’s Nutella Banana Crepe for him i’ll leave him here but i’m just letting you know that he’s probably gonna get a little finicky and
01:04:06:16	01:04:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	angry if he doesn’t get his crepe so we’ll come back and give him this crepe does that work all
01:04:10:07	01:04:12:08	Chris [GM]	That works, that sounds good
01:04:14:16	01:04:19:21	Chris [GM]	Thank you and she takes Jaime from your hands and places him gently back on the ground.
01:04:20:10	01:04:27:10	Dave [Xeros]	um just who was the guy that’s uh it’s uh beethoven what was the guide
01:04:27:08	01:04:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wolfgang
01:04:27:18	01:04:34:12	Dave [Xeros]	wolfgang amadeus um that quite literally means i’m a god amadeas
01:04:29:12	01:04:29:24	Chris [GM]	Yes!
01:04:34:28	01:04:35:22	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah. There you go.
01:04:35:16	01:04:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	um if you’re looking at spanish portuguese um just as a secondary thought though when we come
01:04:43:10	01:04:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	is it all right uh is walking gonna be around okay um if i pick you something up are you hungry
01:04:46:15	01:04:48:01	Chris [GM]	He’s around. Definitely around. Yeah.
01:04:51:04	01:04:58:05	Dave [Xeros]	by chance can you get a little nosh all right you want to drink like uh you know a boba or
01:04:52:19	01:04:53:27	Chris [GM]	I’ve already eaten. I’m good.
01:04:55:14	01:04:55:26	Chris [GM]	No.
01:04:58:05	01:05:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	something all right well i was going to pick you someone up if you don’t want anything i’ll
01:05:04:04	01:05:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	just be back with his crape um and uh we can chat but i’d love to chat with uh okay yeah
01:05:10:20	01:05:16:12	Chris [GM]	see what I can do. I’ll look around for them if I hear it.
01:05:17:29	01:05:29:13	Chris [GM]	Currently, the issue that we’re having is with Jaime in this condition We need a band, obviously to perform in the final battle of the band.
01:05:25:08	01:05:32:26	Dave [Xeros]	as luck would have it i am a band so yeah you know we all like
01:05:27:10	01:05:31:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He plays music We, we all.
01:05:32:08	01:05:34:04	Chris [GM]	Well yeah you’re part of Year Zeroes right?
01:05:32:26	01:05:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i actually just recently went solo so i’m just you know the artist formerly known is
01:05:38:09	01:05:39:22	Chris [GM]	Maybe that’s why I don’t remember you.
01:05:40:13	01:05:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	year arrows zeros years zeros um i’m not gonna like i may have to retcon that That just came off the top of my head.
01:05:48:08	01:05:52:11	Chris [GM]	No because there is actually the bar formerly known as Princess. Is that who you’re talking about?
01:05:53:17	01:06:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, we’ll just throw this out as I’m not your Eros anymore? I’m just Eros?
01:06:01:13	01:06:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yes you do! Actually percussion right here? Yeah
01:06:03:25	01:06:15:23	Brin [Basil]	Hi. How’s it going? Handmade tambourine right here. He’s also percussion, he just goes in
01:06:04:03	01:06:05:16	Chris [GM]	Oh or I’m looking at you!
01:06:07:22	01:06:18:18	Steve [Nortle]	can do that and I’ve been working
01:06:10:24	01:06:12:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Vocals and strings.
01:06:15:23	01:06:42:04	Brin [Basil]	his shell and I tap the tambourine end on a shell. She’s
01:06:18:18	01:06:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	on my Tibetan deep like the throat singing and I also also, I’ve been working on my didgeridoo.
01:06:29:05	01:06:31:28	Dave [Xeros]	This is going to be the worst performance possibly ever
01:06:31:15	01:06:35:24	Steve [Nortle]	I left it behind so I’d have to borrow someone’s
01:06:34:17	01:06:37:09	Chris [GM]	second thought maybe there’s another band or something
01:06:38:02	01:06:38:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:06:39:00	01:06:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	the
01:06:39:23	01:06:44:11	Chris [GM]	you’re gonna try and persuade her to talk to wolfgang right okay yeah go for it
01:06:42:04	01:06:45:13	Brin [Basil]	still charmed, Nortle not
01:06:42:26	01:06:50:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t do it now! Not Nordel, Nordel wait. Nordel don’t do anything that would annoy LaDonna. Nothing.
01:06:45:13	01:07:00:15	Brin [Basil]	right now! Is
01:06:46:02	01:06:47:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:06:51:13	01:06:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	You put your feathery hand up I sneeze out a couple of feathers
01:06:51:22	01:06:54:27	Chris [GM]	okay you can beforehand yes i will allow that
01:07:00:15	01:07:07:13	Brin [Basil]	she still charred? She’s so charmed right okay oh heck yeah
01:07:02:04	01:07:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	she’s still charmed okay so that would be
01:07:04:23	01:07:15:12	Dave [Xeros]	a 17. all right great
01:07:06:14	01:07:15:17	Chris [GM]	listen perfect yeah okay I’ll tell you what. I’ll talk to Wolfgang. Maybe we can work something out when I see him. You got my word?
01:07:15:12	01:07:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	all right thank you and i believe the word of la donna is like
01:07:24:19	01:07:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:07:28:13	01:07:35:03	Chris [GM]	At that moment, one of the other roadies looks over and sees Nortle. Hey, Nortel! It’s good to see you again, man.
01:07:34:28	01:07:35:18	Steve [Nortle]	Hello!
01:07:36:09	01:07:46:12	Chris [GM]	Hey, listen. We’re about to start a game of Roadie Task Game if you guys are interested. Winners get backstage passes this year.
01:07:47:20	01:07:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	uh how long are you going to
01:07:51:02	01:07:55:19	Steve [Nortle]	Well, with my incredible memory I remember that playing this game takes
01:07:55:02	01:08:14:15	Brin [Basil]	a roadie
01:07:58:12	01:08:01:05	Chris [GM]	It’s a roll-off. What do you mean?
01:08:02:07	01:08:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:08:02:26	01:08:04:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah No in game time
01:08:03:25	01:08:11:08	Dave [Xeros]	what’s a roll off because there’s a lot of things that end in off oh okay
01:08:08:26	01:08:11:29	Chris [GM]	It’s like when you roll against each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:14:15	01:08:17:18	Brin [Basil]	roll -off
01:08:19:08	01:08:19:28	Chris [GM]	Quit being a jerk.
01:08:22:06	01:08:27:20	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t be out here, man.
01:08:23:03	01:08:23:25	Chris [GM]	Off your game.
01:08:24:16	01:08:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	so you guys are just gonna hang around and be a circle of jokes then right
01:08:28:13	01:08:29:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah, there it is.
01:08:30:28	01:08:33:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Passes, give us another chance to see what Donna we should play.
01:08:34:13	01:08:37:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, because it only takes a few…
01:08:37:11	01:08:37:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Minutes?
01:08:38:05	01:08:43:11	Chris [GM]	I think the game probably will last and it’ll add probably another hour.
01:08:43:14	01:08:45:08	Steve [Nortle]	About an hour, give or take.
01:08:43:20	01:08:49:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay uh okay uh hymie really needs his crepe but you know if we want to
01:08:51:20	01:08:54:28	Steve [Nortle]	You could go feed him Because we roadies are
01:08:55:27	01:09:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	i left yeah i i’m just running out to get hymie’s
01:09:01:27	01:09:03:23	Brin [Basil]	Give me one, two!
01:09:06:12	01:09:10:08	Brin [Basil]	Boom. Because I’m hungry guys I rolled an eight
01:09:11:13	01:09:13:18	Chris [GM]	the way the roadie task game works
01:09:11:26	01:09:12:11	Steve [Nortle]	There
01:09:15:13	01:09:27:06	Chris [GM]	you guys need to help out with sound checks you need to health care equipment from backstage but watch out cables and speakers annoying fans might just be in the way or distract them
01:09:21:13	01:09:22:18	Brin [Basil]	Oh man
01:09:25:22	01:09:28:10	Brin [Basil]	This is right up my alley. I used to do this all the time.
01:09:29:11	01:09:31:11	Steve [Nortle]	You could probably fly
01:09:29:17	01:09:39:22	Chris [GM]	whoever wins this becomes the road king and are giving backstage passes to whatever band they want to see, giving you access
01:09:33:22	01:09:34:17	Brin [Basil]	To discussion?
01:09:39:22	01:09:41:28	Chris [GM]	to the main stage at night.
01:09:43:08	01:09:47:11	Steve [Nortle]	Remind me what this guy’s name is Or do I need to roll To see if I remember
01:09:48:01	01:09:48:14	Chris [GM]	Oh
01:09:49:20	01:09:51:04	Chris [GM]	his name is
01:09:52:10	01:09:53:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s roadie number one.
01:09:53:15	01:09:59:22	Chris [GM]	you gotta come up with a name on the spot? What does your guy’s trick do it? Just the alphabet and like A Adam or something
01:09:57:19	01:10:07:13	Dave [Xeros]	really is just whatever comes to mind like alterius came out of freaking nowhere i was like because i was thinking oh he has
01:10:05:28	01:10:06:11	Chris [GM]	Perfect
01:10:07:13	01:10:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	probably an ulterior motive alterious ron
01:10:09:13	01:10:09:26	Chris [GM]	Ulterius
01:10:09:18	01:10:10:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:10:11:25	01:10:13:07	Chris [GM]	It’s Ron The Roadie
01:10:15:07	01:10:17:01	Steve [Nortle]	His parents were really prescient
01:10:18:26	01:10:19:24	Chris [GM]	Yes they knew
01:10:22:14	01:10:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	guys hear i’m outside the tent
01:10:25:20	01:10:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	just eros super pissed off are you kidding me with these lines yeah of
01:10:30:12	01:10:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:10:34:11	01:10:44:10	Chris [GM]	is what we need to do eros as you step outside a large crowd gathers around you because a lot of people recognize you it’s eros it’s
01:10:44:18	01:10:53:16	Chris [GM]	girls are screaming they want you to perform your little dance monkey dance routine uh i would say
01:10:53:16	01:10:59:16	Chris [GM]	that you have to move at half speed unless you figure out a way to get through the crowds like
01:10:59:00	01:10:59:21	Brin [Basil]	All right.
01:10:59:20	01:11:01:29	Dave [Xeros]	so how long is it going to take me to get there and back
01:11:03:08	01:11:06:01	Chris [GM]	there and back to the food court.
01:11:06:06	01:11:14:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah to the to the food trucks and then back okay all right all rightso i’ll miss the game that’s
01:11:07:11	01:11:12:22	Chris [GM]	I mean, it’s right behind it but by the time you get there do all the lines that’ll be a whole hour there andback
01:11:14:00	01:11:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	fine as long as i can yell from outside the tent every once in a while all right alright ladies it’s okay um you know i take some gold out and melt it in my hand does anyone want me to sign
01:11:15:14	01:11:20:11	Brin [Basil]	All right ladies, is it ready?
01:11:17:07	01:11:18:02	Chris [GM]	sure yeah
01:11:21:22	01:11:27:25	Brin [Basil]	I-I
01:11:24:19	01:11:33:25	Dave [Xeros]	something I yeah I pointed to a point to a couple of girls I’m like you know what if you two get
01:11:25:13	01:11:27:04	Steve [Nortle]	Napkins, maybe.
01:11:27:07	01:11:29:06	Chris [GM]	That didn’t quite work last time
01:11:33:25	01:11:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	me three banana crepes with Nutella I will sign anything and I will let you hang out it’s not
01:11:40:03	01:11:45:29	Brin [Basil]	Back to the road!
01:11:42:18	01:11:43:22	Chris [GM]	means absolutely anything
01:11:43:22	01:11:44:01	Dave [Xeros]	Anything.
01:11:44:25	01:11:46:09	Chris [GM]	Back to the roadies
01:11:45:14	01:11:50:13	Steve [Nortle]	more of the gold flies out and he’s like you have to wonder where the gold came from
01:11:47:26	01:11:49:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think this is going to take you very long.
01:11:50:22	01:11:52:09	Dave [Xeros]	It’s called the Midas Touch.
01:11:53:22	01:11:55:11	Brin [Basil]	Alright so here
01:11:54:11	01:12:03:28	Chris [GM]	Alright so characters who are participating must succeed on five dexterity checks to traverse the dangers of backstage you’re going to be going over line check sound check
01:12:01:16	01:12:02:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Got it.
01:12:03:28	01:12:14:02	Chris [GM]	clearing the stage managing the cables tuning the instruments but before each check any player
01:12:14:02	01:12:23:27	Chris [GM]	participating uh can anybody uh participating in the competition can attempt range attacks
01:12:23:27	01:12:28:20	Chris [GM]	ranged attacks on right here.
01:12:29:22	01:12:36:16	Chris [GM]	Any players participating can attempt ranged attacks with improvised weapons to throw them off their game.
01:12:37:24	01:12:41:14	Steve [Nortle]	so we can be a little underhanded
01:12:42:15	01:12:43:23	Steve [Nortle]	good thing we’ve got
01:12:45:13	01:12:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	Basil with us
01:12:47:26	01:12:53:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Give me this. Break this.
01:12:48:23	01:12:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	If it has anything to do with LaDonna, I’m pretty sure he will underhand anything.
01:12:54:02	01:12:55:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:12:55:20	01:13:01:19	Chris [GM]	Hits don’t deal damage instead they grant disadvantage through the challenger’s next check of course.
01:12:58:13	01:13:03:22	Brin [Basil]	Who ever’s jaw, just let me know.
01:13:02:25	01:13:10:27	Chris [GM]	If the challanger misses their throw the player gets advantage to that check which can cancel out a disadvantage if
01:13:10:27	01:13:16:11	Chris [GM]	they have it. A disadvantage if they haven’t all challengers must throw a player is disqualified
01:13:16:11	01:13:26:28	Chris [GM]	if they fail any of their checks so you got to do five checks in a row without failing but you will have the advantage and stuff like that’s what that means
01:13:21:02	01:13:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
01:13:25:24	01:13:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	Banana crepe. Not apple. Banana crepes.
01:13:30:06	01:13:31:05	Steve [Nortle]	back heathen
01:13:30:24	01:13:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	With Nutella.
01:13:33:29	01:13:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	Hey Noda, you like apples?
01:13:36:02	01:13:37:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, yeah.
01:13:37:25	01:13:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll hang on to this one for you. Bananas coming by the way.
01:13:40:12	01:13:40:26	Steve [Nortle]	Tweet.
01:13:41:04	01:13:46:18	Chris [GM]	um the check on this is not quite a 15 though we’re going to say it’s at a 12
01:13:48:11	01:13:59:22	Steve [Nortle]	When you say you can do ranged attacks that means like all of us against them or I’m going to do something and so these guys are trying to distract the other guy
01:13:59:22	01:14:02:05	Steve [Nortle]	or more than… Okay.
01:14:01:29	01:14:11:14	Chris [GM]	it wouldn’t make sense you guys would be competing against each other because you all want to win together but right for the entire group
01:14:05:28	01:14:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	Right, we’re abanded.
01:14:06:21	01:14:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	How many backstage passes are it? Is it two, four or is it for the entire group?
01:14:11:14	01:14:14:15	Chris [GM]	yeah you would be named as a group as a whole
01:14:11:19	01:14:22:03	Brin [Basil]	Okay. So can I, because technically we’re outside right? Can I pick up a handful of gravel and chuck it at them? Is that considered range?
01:14:13:11	01:14:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:14:22:19	01:14:31:22	Chris [GM]	the tent yeah sure so let’s yeah let’S start off uh first we’ll have yeah why don’t we do that and
01:14:24:12	01:14:25:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Improvised weapons
01:14:24:14	01:14:26:02	Brin [Basil]	I got you guys.
01:14:27:20	01:14:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	Are we rolling initiative on this
01:14:29:29	01:14:41:19	Steve [Nortle]	or 19?
01:14:31:22	01:14:39:15	Chris [GM]	We’ll see if the other group of roadies go first or a few guys could go Yeah, there you guys are definitely going first. Perfect.
01:14:37:27	01:14:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	Nat 20. I’m in the initiative order just so that I can scream from outside the tent.
01:14:43:04	01:14:43:29	Chris [GM]	Okay. Sounds good.
01:14:43:14	01:14:45:12	Steve [Nortle]	Okay. 19.
01:14:47:04	01:14:50:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a nine
01:14:48:04	01:14:48:22	Steve [Nortle]	Bag.
01:14:51:02	01:14:52:29	Chris [GM]	Well don’t worry because the other roadie team
01:14:51:19	01:14:52:19	Dave [Xeros]	It was a group initiative.
01:14:52:03	01:14:54:20	Steve [Nortle]	It’s probably because your legs are stumpy.
01:14:52:26	01:14:56:06	Brin [Basil]	He’s distracted he’s distracted
01:14:57:04	01:15:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	being able to get that close to the ground.
01:14:58:13	01:15:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very shaky right now
01:14:58:29	01:15:39:11	Brin [Basil]	I can
01:15:00:23	01:15:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s LaDonna After Effects.
01:15:01:12	01:15:05:13	Chris [GM]	the roadies a FFCT
01:15:03:28	01:15:05:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	residual ladona
01:15:07:02	01:15:08:12	Chris [GM]	the other roadies
01:15:07:07	01:15:09:00	Steve [Nortle]	You should see a doctor about that.
01:15:09:02	01:15:13:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if you experience any of these
01:15:16:11	01:15:19:11	Dave [Xeros]	We’re at a festival, STDs abound.
01:15:21:15	01:15:32:10	Chris [GM]	roadies rolled a three so you guys definitely up first so the first thing is line check and I said what did I say dexterity checks right
01:15:32:10	01:15:39:05	Chris [GM]	alright, so go ahead since you guys get to go first there’s no disadvantage added to your roll
01:15:40:11	01:15:51:06	Chris [GM]	at all but they are going to counter roll and if they fail, then you get advantage on that roll if you didn’t make the roll. Does that make sense? Yep. All right. So who is…
01:15:48:08	01:15:48:13	Steve [Nortle]	Okay.
01:15:51:22	01:15:53:26	Chris [GM]	You got a 22, so Basil, you’ve got to go first.
01:15:56:11	01:16:05:14	Chris [GM]	Line check is you’re going to go around on a stage and you’re gonna make sure everything’s plugged in and that there’s no issues with any rogue wires.
01:16:06:10	01:16:06:16	Brin [Basil]	that
01:16:07:27	01:16:08:21	Brin [Basil]	maybe not
01:16:10:15	01:16:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	She’s all tangled up in wires.
01:16:11:25	01:16:22:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you need to add anything can you add anything
01:16:13:21	01:16:20:28	Steve [Nortle]	Just a slew of curses coming out of it. Oh yeah, what’s our target we’re trying to hit? We are trying to
01:16:14:02	01:16:16:12	Brin [Basil]	I got an 11, so.
01:16:17:10	01:16:19:05	Chris [GM]	You’re getting 12.
01:16:17:16	01:16:25:01	Brin [Basil]	I already added. Yeah.
01:16:20:26	01:16:25:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah. So you already added your dexterity modifier. Okay.
01:16:25:29	01:16:33:24	Chris [GM]	Luckily for you, the other roadies attempted—Ron
01:16:32:27	01:16:33:06	Steve [Nortle]	roadie
01:16:33:24	01:16:42:02	Chris [GM]	the Roadie, thank you—failed his attempt to distract you. So you do get advantage on your roll. So you’re going to roll again.
01:16:37:04	01:16:37:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:16:40:21	01:16:41:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh great!
01:16:44:01	01:16:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Good. Okay, I got a 17.
01:16:47:22	01:16:48:04	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
01:16:49:15	01:16:51:20	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t trip over the wires.
01:16:51:28	01:16:56:28	Chris [GM]	And you made sure they were all plugged in nice and good. All right. Way to go. All right.”
01:16:56:17	01:16:59:23	Brin [Basil]	Looks good up here guys. Testing, testing.
01:16:58:00	01:16:59:25	Chris [GM]	This sounded so much cool on paper, guys.
01:17:00:03	01:17:03:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just picturing you like bullet around the stage it’s just
01:17:02:26	01:17:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah just like
01:17:03:10	01:17:05:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that was my mental image too
01:17:05:16	01:17:06:22	Brin [Basil]	Boink boink boink boink
01:17:08:27	01:17:16:29	Brin [Basil]	click -click oh well
01:17:09:00	01:17:13:13	Chris [GM]	Awesome. All right, who was next? in the order you were.
01:17:13:05	01:17:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	I actually got a 24 on my roll
01:17:16:08	01:17:19:07	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. But you’re still outside the tent. You’re not even in the area.
01:17:16:29	01:17:24:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah I mean you’re outside right the girl The girls are getting the crepes.
01:17:18:23	01:17:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	I know but I peek in every once in a while
01:17:24:25	01:17:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	and I had to send them back because they got the apple ones instead of bananas. The people at the festival aren’t that smart and they may be drunk or high, so…
01:17:32:00	01:17:35:04	Chris [GM]	All right, if you can somehow give me a sound check
01:17:32:18	01:17:33:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
01:17:35:26	01:17:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I’m not gonna do it. I’m just gonna peek in and say something about Basil then I’ll go out and these guys can continue with it.
01:17:37:03	01:17:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	how about if you uh if he succeeds yeah like helps to motivate us or something
01:17:42:11	01:17:43:26	Chris [GM]	do you want to give them some motivation?
01:17:46:01	01:17:46:25	Chris [GM]	Sure, yeah, yeah.
01:17:46:10	01:17:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, no. Okay, so I just poke my head and see Basil running around plugging into a bunch of cables and stuff like that and then I’m Just Gonna…
01:17:46:13	01:17:47:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, yeah, no.
01:17:54:21	01:17:59:04	Steve [Nortle]	with vines on them because it’s fantasy i am
01:17:56:22	01:17:57:09	Brin [Basil]	Who’s next?
01:17:56:22	01:17:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	Who’s next?
01:17:56:29	01:17:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:17:58:24	01:17:59:22	Chris [GM]	believe it’s Nortle.
01:17:59:05	01:18:01:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I’m just going to kind of point at all, hey, Nodal.
01:18:03:07	01:18:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	A little part of inspiration and they’re just going to wink at you. And then I look at it and I’m like, oh, oh. Oh, binds, like cords, bindings. Interesting. I remember that happened a couple years ago.
01:18:15:08	01:18:18:01	Chris [GM]	You’ve been on stage so many times and that’s what you remember?
01:18:18:07	01:18:20:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:19:06	01:18:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:18:19:24	01:18:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh no, I just remember about the time people got in my tied up. It’s just a long story. It’s okay.
01:18:23:07	01:18:24:19	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh. Uh-uh.
01:18:28:01	01:18:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	Careful with those things. They can be bad for people who take advantage of you
01:18:31:23	01:18:34:24	Brin [Basil]	Don’t wait. I used to help you on stage. Do you not remember that?
01:18:35:02	01:18:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	I remember you punching me in the damn face.
01:18:37:24	01:18:38:03	Steve [Nortle]	face
01:18:38:26	01:18:49:20	Brin [Basil]	Knocked the memory right out of him. and uh yeah that’s
01:18:39:09	01:18:41:12	Chris [GM]	You’re trying to inspire your teammates.
01:18:41:26	01:18:48:18	Dave [Xeros]	I did, I bought a consideration right there and uh I did just you know help you the other night so I mean
01:18:49:20	01:18:54:12	Brin [Basil]	true yes speaking of which i need to talk to you about that.
01:18:49:29	01:18:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah nice niceties
01:18:51:18	01:18:58:16	Steve [Nortle]	alright so I’m doing sound check all right I step up to
01:18:54:00	01:18:55:27	Chris [GM]	Yep, you’re on stage doing a soundcheck
01:19:04:02	01:19:10:14	Steve [Nortle]	crack my knuckles do a torso twist which is actually just my hips because of my shell oh
01:19:13:07	01:19:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	you just like kind of turn with your whole body all the time oh so you want to be able to move your neck alright
01:19:15:23	01:19:17:14	Chris [GM]	It’s like Batman in the rubber suit.
01:19:18:16	01:19:19:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ha ha ha ha!
01:19:23:29	01:19:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen Ice is back with a brand new addition Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flows like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo! I don’t know Turn off the lights And I glow To the extreme
01:19:31:26	01:19:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	ever stop
01:19:35:17	01:19:47:07	Steve [Nortle]	I rock-a-mock like a van Or light up at the stage So I sit on play Like a candle Dance We’re speakers that boom Killing your brain Like a poisonous mushroom Deadly Way to play dope melody Anything less than the best Is a Love it or leave it You better gain weight You better hit Bullseye in the game
01:19:36:11	01:19:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	light up a stage
01:19:43:26	01:19:44:18	Dave [Xeros]	deadly felony
01:19:47:07	01:19:50:20	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t play If there’s no problem Yo, I’ll solve it check out my hook I rolled
01:19:54:26	01:19:56:09	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 24
01:20:00:01	01:20:09:11	Chris [GM]	it’s a good thing too because they rolled to 19 so congratulations you totally succeeded wow
01:20:01:09	01:20:01:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh.
01:20:03:24	01:20:04:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow.
01:20:04:24	01:20:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	what see what see what bodic inspiration does for you yep
01:20:13:10	01:20:14:14	Steve [Nortle]	there’s Mike it’s good
01:20:16:22	01:20:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just one mic test
01:20:17:28	01:20:19:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:20:18:07	01:20:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:20:01	01:20:22:27	Brin [Basil]	I’m just like 10 times more impressed you can do that in the accent.
01:20:26:25	01:20:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	my hat’s off to you
01:20:28:13	01:20:37:17	Chris [GM]	awesome all right jesse you are up you get a help clear the stage any hazardous tripping or
01:20:33:19	01:20:34:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh geez
01:20:37:00	01:20:41:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh it’s perfect i can use my feathers to like sweep away the debris
01:20:41:14	01:20:46:25	Brin [Basil]	But you’re so little, it’s a cutest little broom I’ve ever seen!
01:20:42:01	01:20:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	make an attack he still shrunk too right
01:20:47:23	01:20:54:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do i still get advantage right because we won the last challenge or something right
01:20:47:28	01:20:49:05	Steve [Nortle]	he’s close to his
01:20:56:23	01:21:03:22	Chris [GM]	whatever I roll now will determine if you have advantage of disadvantage and it’s at advantage
01:21:00:13	01:21:07:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay um i get
01:21:07:26	01:21:18:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to add my dex right that’s two oh man oh that’s right we’re looking for 12
01:21:15:06	01:21:16:25	Steve [Nortle]	that passes because we’re looking
01:21:18:11	01:21:25:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay yeah 13 okay sweeping everything away that was the sound i’m
01:21:25:12	01:21:29:11	Chris [GM]	that was great Ron the roadie is going to attempt
01:21:30:27	01:21:37:14	Chris [GM]	his line check. They all have to go through these five things as well, so you guys are just getting three years a lot quicker, which is fine.
01:21:39:19	01:21:40:29	Chris [GM]	Oh! Fourteen? Nice.
01:21:42:04	01:21:48:04	Chris [GM]	Just give me a roll and tell me how you’re going to attempt to thwart him from succeeding
01:21:49:13	01:21:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna sweep all of my debris right into his area right into its eyes into his mouth just like all the dirt
01:21:54:09	01:21:55:23	Brin [Basil]	into his eyes
01:21:56:11	01:21:57:25	Chris [GM]	That’s good while he’s doing the line check
01:21:58:09	01:21:59:23	Brin [Basil]	he’s a roadie, he’s used to that
01:21:59:14	01:22:00:28	Steve [Nortle]	oh my gosh
01:22:01:28	01:22:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	what’d you get oh my gosh he like dusted the entire place and made it more dirty
01:22:02:01	01:22:02:25	Chris [GM]	What was it?
01:22:02:04	01:22:04:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got a 1
01:22:05:23	01:22:11:10	Brin [Basil]	got dust in his eyes and then he falls off the stage
01:22:07:29	01:22:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:22:08:24	01:22:09:06	Chris [GM]	Okay
01:22:10:10	01:22:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lost control
01:22:11:19	01:22:25:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just the
01:22:12:21	01:22:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	whirlwind move that just
01:22:15:01	01:22:21:27	Chris [GM]	So the way I will say that advantage works for him is on his next turn, he’ll have advantage on this next roll.
01:22:22:12	01:22:28:05	Steve [Nortle]	So that doesn’t change his success. It just means that Ron gets a thing.
01:22:25:04	01:22:36:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	next turn I’m really small right now and I can’t work as effectively as I usually do
01:22:27:13	01:22:28:06	Chris [GM]	on his Next Roll.
01:22:28:06	01:22:28:20	Brin [Basil]	okay
01:22:29:25	01:22:30:14	Brin [Basil]	it’s alright
01:22:31:19	01:22:33:01	Brin [Basil]	worst things have happened
01:22:34:26	01:22:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:22:36:26	01:22:46:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh huh I’m a little distracted still thinking about
01:22:37:10	01:22:40:15	Brin [Basil]	and you’re all flustered because you just saw the woman of your dreams
01:22:42:18	01:22:42:26	Chris [GM]	gal.
01:22:43:12	01:22:44:23	Brin [Basil]	everything’s fine it’s all right
01:22:47:04	01:22:48:29	Chris [GM]	So Don, Ron’s
01:22:47:19	01:22:48:29	Brin [Basil]	with the hips that don’t lie
01:22:50:04	01:22:57:08	Chris [GM]	roadie buddy is going to now attempt to do their sound check and he got 10 but he gets that advantage
01:22:59:22	01:23:08:10	Chris [GM]	Oh! 13 just made it nice okay so i need someone to basil why don’t you give me a contested role
01:23:08:22	01:23:09:01	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:23:09:03	01:23:16:21	Chris [GM]	and this will be for the next person that goes this is just a straight roll to see if uh
01:23:11:26	01:23:15:07	Brin [Basil]	And do I get to add anything? Can I use my dex or just this?
01:23:18:07	01:23:26:25	Chris [GM]	yep okay so I’ll be rolling at disadvantage on john’s turn john is doing the clear stage
01:23:18:08	01:23:18:26	Brin [Basil]	Sixteen.
01:23:27:03	01:23:28:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ron and John
01:23:28:24	01:23:30:16	Chris [GM]	Don, Ron and John. The roadies.
01:23:31:20	01:23:32:22	Brin [Basil]	I love it.
01:23:31:25	01:23:35:11	Steve [Nortle]	Like Brayden and Bryden the guards.
01:23:34:10	01:23:34:28	Chris [GM]	Pretty much.
01:23:36:09	01:23:39:03	Chris [GM]	He got a five. He completely failed. There’s no coming back from that.
01:23:38:28	01:23:39:17	Brin [Basil]	Sweet.
01:23:40:29	01:23:52:23	Chris [GM]	So congratulations. They have failed their roadie checks. There’s two more to check And I’m going to say instead of ending like that
01:23:52:23	01:23:55:24	Chris [GM]	You just got to start back in the beginning You’ve got to do five in a row successfully
01:23:57:06	01:24:08:12	Chris [GM]	Cool. All right. We are at Manage Cables you’re up. Basil manages cables. Fantastic
01:24:05:26	01:24:06:14	Brin [Basil]	Thirteen.
01:24:08:12	01:24:14:28	Chris [GM]	I forgot to roll their attempt to thwart you 8, totally got it way to go
01:24:13:19	01:24:14:08	Brin [Basil]	Got him.
01:24:16:14	01:24:19:16	Chris [GM]	lets you roll at advantage but succeeded in this
01:24:21:08	01:24:28:14	Chris [GM]	cool and then lastly is tuning the instruments. Eros did you want to pop in and take your turn on anything?
01:24:22:17	01:24:23:23	Brin [Basil]	Dancing while he clean.
01:24:29:04	01:24:30:18	Brin [Basil]	Eros, we need you!
01:24:31:29	01:24:32:22	Brin [Basil]	Sure do.
01:24:34:18	01:24:44:17	Dave [Xeros]	um I’ll pop in, I have three banana crepes And the bad apple crepes that I’ll give, well, the ones that I didn’t order.
01:24:38:09	01:24:39:19	Chris [GM]	You’ve got three banana craps yeah
01:24:45:07	01:24:46:26	Dave [Xeros]	That’s one of those I’m walking in.
01:24:47:15	01:24:48:14	Steve [Nortle]	Thank you.
01:24:48:14	01:24:50:11	Brin [Basil]	Like, he eats lettuce with plain.
01:24:48:15	01:24:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	You’re welcome.
01:24:51:12	01:24:52:12	Dave [Xeros]	It’s got Nutella.
01:24:51:22	01:24:53:15	Steve [Nortle]	This might have too much flavor
01:24:54:10	01:24:56:16	Brin [Basil]	is this just cinnamon
01:24:58:13	01:25:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	and then I go give Jaime his as well and he kind of just like jumps into the crepe and just starts licking everything.
01:25:02:08	01:25:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	it!
01:25:03:21	01:25:05:12	Chris [GM]	all right yeah sounds good
01:25:05:20	01:25:12:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I heard tuning instruments, right? I’m just going to touch myself with Bardic Inspiration.
01:25:14:00	01:25:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	My tattoo is just like…
01:25:14:04	01:25:16:17	Chris [GM]	what spell slot are you on so far
01:25:17:17	01:25:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	Bardic inspiration is not spell slots, that is no. It’s just a bonus action that I have. Yep. So I touch myself all the time but like just you know
01:25:19:09	01:25:20:22	Chris [GM]	oh it isn’t
01:25:28:20	01:25:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	Bonus, bonus action.
01:25:31:01	01:25:32:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bonus touching
01:25:31:03	01:25:31:12	Chris [GM]	touching
01:25:34:08	01:25:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna do a bonus, bonus touch?
01:25:36:02	01:25:45:21	Brin [Basil]	he always pauses I’m just going to touch myself with bardic inspiration
01:25:36:05	01:25:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:25:45:08	01:25:53:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah bonus touch myself um i’m inspired with with an extra d6 huh
01:25:45:21	01:25:52:29	Brin [Basil]	we all know is that my crate
01:25:50:06	01:25:51:02	Chris [GM]	you’re inspired
01:25:54:07	01:25:56:23	Chris [GM]	you already have a bunch of dexterity too don’t you
01:25:55:11	01:26:21:25	Brin [Basil]	so hungry he never
01:25:58:23	01:26:05:10	Dave [Xeros]	I step up. Oh, tuning right? Is that what you’re looking for? Okay yeah let’s do this.
01:26:01:22	01:26:08:22	Steve [Nortle]	Do they have a Dittery-Doo up there?
01:26:04:12	01:26:04:20	Chris [GM]	tune
01:26:08:17	01:26:09:20	Dave [Xeros]	No they don’t.
01:26:10:02	01:26:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	Damn.
01:26:11:17	01:26:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	Do I get advantage?
01:26:14:06	01:26:15:06	Chris [GM]	so defeated
01:26:17:28	01:26:19:26	Chris [GM]	no you don’t have disadvantage
01:26:18:08	01:26:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ve never heard nortle so mad
01:26:20:11	01:26:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	Do I do it at an advantage or if I
01:26:21:25	01:26:47:20	Brin [Basil]	you never used to swear like this you could
01:26:23:24	01:26:24:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	language
01:26:30:21	01:26:32:00	Dave [Xeros]	And you said
01:26:33:17	01:26:34:15	Steve [Nortle]	with your decks
01:26:39:25	01:26:41:14	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s just a straight dex roll
01:26:41:27	01:26:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m pretty sure they don’t have instrument tuning as one of the skills on the D&D page.
01:26:45:13	01:26:46:07	Dave [Xeros]	Hey, hey.
01:26:47:20	01:26:48:06	Brin [Basil]	add it
01:26:48:20	01:26:49:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, do it’s right here!
01:26:50:03	01:26:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s dance.
01:26:51:23	01:26:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 18 straight.
01:26:57:13	01:27:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I’m going to tickle every single one of those instruments with my bonus touching.
01:26:58:09	01:26:59:07	Chris [GM]	Those instruments
01:27:04:19	01:27:14:00	Chris [GM]	To be honest a lot of the roadies were a little worried about you Eros touching their instruments because knowing full well that they’re the ones who usually handle the stuff
01:27:09:10	01:27:09:29	Dave [Xeros]	It’s okay.
01:27:12:13	01:27:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	You never know where those instruments are going to end up.
01:27:14:00	01:27:18:18	Chris [GM]	but they were quite impressed with the work he did. Good job
01:27:17:15	01:27:23:29	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great. While I’m doing everything, I kind of lick each one as all the sounds coming out.
01:27:21:21	01:27:24:22	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh A little bonus touch
01:27:24:02	01:27:29:08	Steve [Nortle]	Did you lick all of the crepes before you came in too? Oh okay, just checking out.
01:27:27:00	01:27:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	no i did not dude who do you think i am i’d never lick someone else’s food unless they asked me to
01:27:33:21	01:27:35:01	Steve [Nortle]	Just their instrument?
01:27:35:14	01:27:36:19	Brin [Basil]	sorry
01:27:37:07	01:27:44:14	Chris [GM]	uh awesome congratulations the other roadies have been defeated ron comes up to you nortle
01:27:47:04	01:27:53:20	Steve [Nortle]	Ah thank you I’ve always enjoyed our camaraderie. Thank you
01:27:51:18	01:27:53:13	Chris [GM]	here’s your backstage passes you
01:28:01:25	01:28:03:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s gonna be a hoot
01:28:11:21	01:28:16:19	Steve [Nortle]	did that take between the conversation and those two hours?
01:28:14:16	01:28:19:27	Chris [GM]	was two hours let’s see so we’re at about 11 o’clock now.
01:28:22:10	01:28:25:19	Chris [GM]	And let me make some notes here.
01:28:26:03	01:28:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	the way when i um when i give hymie his crepe i do cast lesser restoration on him
01:28:33:17	01:28:35:17	Chris [GM]	Is that enough to remove a curse?
01:28:36:14	01:28:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	It should be. One second, I’ll read you.
01:28:40:13	01:28:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but I’m touching the wrong button.
01:28:43:16	01:28:44:16	Steve [Nortle]	Bardically.
01:28:43:24	01:28:53:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bonus bonus touching the wrong button maybe if you weren’t so busy bonus touching other things touch the right thing
01:28:47:11	01:28:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m bonus-touching
01:28:55:02	01:28:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	a restoration, I will touch that button.
01:28:58:05	01:28:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:28:59:20	01:29:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	It is, you touch a creature and end one condition on it.
01:29:03:29	01:29:14:06	Dave [Xeros]	So, it’s blinded, deafened okay, yeah so then I thought it was a condition I thought he was conditioned
01:29:05:05	01:29:07:07	Chris [GM]	So it’s a curse, it’s not a condition.
01:29:08:25	01:29:09:01	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:29:11:04	01:29:11:21	Chris [GM]	Nice try though.
01:29:14:23	01:29:19:28	Chris [GM]	Cursed to be a frog. I don’t think the frog is a condition What is it?
01:29:21:18	01:29:22:24	Chris [GM]	Very severe condition.
01:29:21:21	01:29:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
01:29:21:26	01:29:25:01	Brin [Basil]	that would be considered
01:29:25:01	01:29:44:29	Brin [Basil]	a curse well now
01:29:25:19	01:29:33:22	Chris [GM]	You know what? I actually will say that It does turn him back into human. Congratulations. and he just still sounds like a toad.
01:29:34:22	01:29:36:01	Chris [GM]	And then he starts hopping around.
01:29:35:15	01:29:39:22	Steve [Nortle]	so it’s like what’s the difference between him before and with him now i mean
01:29:36:14	01:29:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:40:01	01:29:40:14	Chris [GM]	None.
01:29:41:27	01:29:44:20	Chris [GM]	Jaime’s back, guys. Does not sound like a good singer though.
01:29:44:29	01:30:00:18	Brin [Basil]	he can just say that he’s sick our chances
01:29:48:21	01:29:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	the crepe worked but there’s still something wrong with him so you may want to just check what’s going on? It kind of worked.
01:29:53:29	01:29:54:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
01:29:55:29	01:29:59:04	Chris [GM]	LaDonna grabs Jaime by the hand and says let’s go and she leaves the tent.
01:30:00:18	01:30:01:24	Brin [Basil]	are still good though right
01:30:02:12	01:30:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	exit jaime enter light ribbit
01:30:03:09	01:30:06:15	Chris [GM]	You have my word I will talk to Wolfgang She says as she is walking out
01:30:09:15	01:30:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	light for everyone back home i know i got the lyrics wrong
01:30:19:04	01:30:27:12	Steve [Nortle]	i’m sorry i’ve already done my lyric quota today that’s why
01:30:22:11	01:30:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	look at the camera, don’t look into the lens
01:30:29:14	01:30:30:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t break the fourth wall
01:30:30:12	01:30:32:20	Brin [Basil]	I know. I’ve accidentally looked at it twice.
01:30:31:05	01:30:44:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like we’re in the office and we’re just like, no,
01:30:34:18	01:30:34:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ogie!
01:30:36:04	01:30:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	Take my hand off!
01:30:38:27	01:30:48:12	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, you guys still wanted to head to the food trucks? The floating… Okay, cool. No worries.
01:30:43:12	01:30:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	Poo trucks?
01:30:44:18	01:30:46:15	Steve [Nortle]	we got the crepe so we’re good.
01:30:48:11	01:30:54:07	Dave [Xeros]	Unless you guys want to go just check it out. I mean, I didn’t really look at it but I just sent some groupies
01:30:50:20	01:30:52:02	Chris [GM]	Food tensors floating disc trucks.
01:30:54:07	01:31:00:04	Steve [Nortle]	This crepe has taken me to brand new areas of culinary experience.
01:31:00:05	01:31:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, You’ve been creped today.
01:31:02:16	01:31:04:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s kind of what I was thinking.
01:31:04:10	01:31:06:16	Brin [Basil]	Crepe and cinnamon, cinema.
01:31:04:23	01:31:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think i do need to roll once for my magic surge because i cast a spell it’s after each spell that i’m supposed to roll this wow it’s a four
01:31:11:04	01:31:12:07	Chris [GM]	You’ve got to remember to do that.
01:31:14:13	01:31:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	That was uncomfortably close.
01:31:15:18	01:31:17:29	Chris [GM]	And so explain to me again how it works.
01:31:16:14	01:31:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so if i roll a one then you pick a something from a table or chart yeah i forget what this
01:31:20:13	01:31:21:15	Dave [Xeros]	Get something off the table.
01:31:23:13	01:31:23:28	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:31:23:29	01:31:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	You get the table.
01:31:26:16	01:31:36:09	Steve [Nortle]	And you flashbang any followers. Might be a fact here. I cannot believe you picked it up. Cool!
01:31:28:24	01:31:30:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:31:29:29	01:31:30:27	Chris [GM]	That’s right.
01:31:30:29	01:31:32:02	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, that was amazing.
01:31:31:16	01:31:32:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sometimes it’s good
01:31:33:22	01:31:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	The glory of Fowl Claw
01:31:37:19	01:31:39:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just wait till we’re on stage
01:31:37:23	01:31:38:07	Chris [GM]	was that?
01:31:39:08	01:31:39:27	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
01:31:41:17	01:31:49:22	Chris [GM]	You guys decided to make your way out of the main tent and the area is yours. It’s now about 11 o’clock just about noon.
01:31:50:29	01:32:02:20	Dave [Xeros]	Did we wanna go eat lunch and drinks i think drinks is on the order but i mean we kind of already we ate breakfast it was breakfast
01:31:56:10	01:31:59:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah yeah, it’s about lunchtime
01:31:59:08	01:32:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	The crepe filled me up. Yeah, but what better way to pass the time than see some mud wrestling while we…
01:32:05:15	01:33:32:16	Brin [Basil]	All of a
01:32:09:23	01:32:17:22	Dave [Xeros]	but we need to be we need have drinks before we go see mud wrestling i know but this thing is you’re going to enjoy watching mud wrestling more
01:32:12:11	01:32:14:15	Steve [Nortle]	You think we should get drinks before we do everything?
01:32:17:22	01:32:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	when you can see it in like 3d stereo vision versus just regular normal vision right i want you to be able to like say like really mean
01:32:24:19	01:32:24:23	Steve [Nortle]	Hmm.
01:32:28:28	01:32:32:18	Dave [Xeros]	things to the children while they’re wrestling with each other? Maybe make some
01:32:33:19	01:32:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	inappropriate comments.
01:32:34:10	01:32:36:21	Steve [Nortle]	So really channel my inner eros.
01:32:36:05	01:32:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	Exactly, yeah. No, no, no. Your inner
01:32:38:19	01:32:46:02	Steve [Nortle]	oh rex what would rex do
01:32:40:23	01:32:46:23	Dave [Xeros]	shoot. Rex get in Rex. Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:32:43:03	01:32:43:22	Chris [GM]	Rexquando!
01:32:43:04	01:32:48:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a three
01:32:46:02	01:32:51:26	Steve [Nortle]	push-ups
01:32:48:08	01:32:48:25	Dave [Xeros]	WWRD
01:32:48:17	01:32:49:04	Chris [GM]	push-ups.
01:32:52:10	01:32:58:15	Chris [GM]	Oh, forgive me. I forgot. I am going to roll throughout the day there are
01:32:58:15	01:33:09:06	Chris [GM]	some random things that happen to give me there are random band sightings so somebody give me
01:33:03:17	01:33:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	pop out again?
01:33:06:22	01:33:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh!
01:33:10:00	01:33:21:25	Chris [GM]	falco will you roll a d8 for me not falco just three perfect okay this is perfect uh as you
01:33:21:25	01:33:30:19	Chris [GM]	guys exit out of the main stage you’re standing next to a series of smaller tents uh just sort kind of discussing what you guys want to do next.
01:33:30:28	01:33:39:06	Chris [GM]	And all of a sudden, out stumbles a man with the giant afro and you recognize him as Jimmy Eccentrics.
01:33:40:01	01:33:46:13	Chris [GM]	He stumbles out of a nearby tent filled with a purpley haze.
01:33:40:25	01:33:41:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jimmy x
01:33:44:00	01:33:51:02	Steve [Nortle]	wait jimmy what
01:33:44:22	01:33:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	purple haze i like purple
01:33:45:02	01:34:01:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I
01:33:49:06	01:33:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	I am quite literally running towards that tent right now.
01:33:51:16	01:33:52:21	Chris [GM]	Jimmy ECCENTRICS.
01:33:52:29	01:33:58:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but purple haize is good too
01:33:59:12	01:34:06:19	Chris [GM]	And you guys, Falklaw You actually recognize the haze as A substance called purple filth
01:34:01:10	01:34:01:25	Brin [Basil]	like this guy.
01:34:06:13	01:34:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	I jump into the purple filth.
01:34:09:25	01:34:10:24	Chris [GM]	Very well
01:34:12:18	01:34:23:13	Chris [GM]	Jimmy Eccentrics believes Wholeheartedly That He has inhaled a toxic gas And collapses to the floor As if he’s dead
01:34:23:14	01:34:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	Guys, there’s a purple milf in here and the purple fill!
01:34:29:06	01:34:33:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	eros don’t inhale that Don’t inhale that.
01:34:32:04	01:34:39:28	Chris [GM]	Go right into the haize Alright All right, you need to give me a DC intelligence saving throw please.
01:34:33:21	01:34:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I jumped in there.
01:34:41:21	01:34:42:28	Dave [Xeros]	Not my strongest suit?
01:34:44:13	01:34:49:15	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want just an intelligence saving throw or is it something associated with skill
01:34:50:01	01:34:50:19	Chris [GM]	up intelligence.
01:34:53:05	01:34:56:13	Steve [Nortle]	Isn’t it minus one on that for you? Oh, plus one.
01:34:56:07	01:34:57:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, you’re fine.
01:34:57:09	01:34:57:29	Brin [Basil]	Minus one.
01:34:57:18	01:34:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	I couldn’t see from where I was sitting.
01:34:59:25	01:35:01:03	Brin [Basil]	It’s messed up, normal.
01:35:03:12	01:35:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	one it’s negative one on strength yeah that would
01:35:07:09	01:35:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, okay.
01:35:12:16	01:35:22:00	Chris [GM]	Oh fantastic and we’re Steve you weren’t here but we decided just for ease of use 15 is going be the mark it does make it a whole lot easier.
01:35:19:19	01:35:20:06	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, okay fine.
01:35:22:00	01:35:33:25	Chris [GM]	You’re totally right okay congratulations you you successfully realize that uh you’re not actually dead and you
01:35:33:25	01:35:44:27	Chris [GM]	see jimmy eccentrics lying there on the ground lying perfectly still he fully believes that he is actually dead but you can clearly see his breathing it’s totally fine but he didn’t pass his intelligence
01:35:43:02	01:35:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	i like okay so he’s in the tent or is he outside the temple
01:35:44:27	01:35:51:26	Chris [GM]	check so he believes it he’s he’s outside of the tent uh all the haze is coming out out of the tent, but he’s laying there prone
01:35:48:03	01:35:57:00	Dave [Xeros]	okay are were there actual any purple milfs inside the tent or was i just seeing things
01:35:57:00	01:36:05:28	Dave [Xeros]	when i went jump in the tent what about what about regular milfs okay i’m gonna jump out of
01:35:58:29	01:36:01:11	Chris [GM]	were no purple MILFs
01:36:02:14	01:36:04:11	Chris [GM]	No MILF within the tent
01:36:05:28	01:36:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	the tent back guys that this is serious stopping that um i’m going to light up my tattoos and uh
01:36:09:29	01:36:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, don’t…
01:36:12:08	01:36:12:24	Chris [GM]	Okay
01:36:13:14	01:36:22:26	Dave [Xeros]	reach down to him and say jimmy eccentrics this is your life grab his hand and like lift him up
01:36:14:05	01:36:39:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah i stayed
01:36:20:24	01:36:23:08	Chris [GM]	He grabs yours Uh-huh
01:36:22:26	01:36:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	i say like i just take him straight to my eyes that are like blowing fire and like you must
01:36:30:01	01:36:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	listen to every word this prophet has to say and i point him over to foul claw
01:36:33:02	01:36:36:16	Chris [GM]	not going to go well Oh, he points to Falclaw
01:36:38:02	01:36:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	and say his wood is why would the purple
01:36:39:01	01:36:48:18	Brin [Basil]	back
01:36:41:07	01:36:47:06	Chris [GM]	Did anybody else go near I didn’t hear anyone Did anyone go near Purple Phil?
01:36:46:13	01:36:49:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m keeping my distance. I know what it is. Yeah, uh-huh.
01:36:47:06	01:36:57:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so Falclaw recognizes immediately what the substance is that has come out of a tent. And you’re free to explain it if you’d like.
01:36:57:03	01:37:08:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um yeah it’s basically a psychedelic um it’s a recreational drug called purple filth on the streets that’s
01:37:04:21	01:37:06:01	Chris [GM]	It’s called Purple Filth.
01:37:08:17	01:37:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one of its names and um it is plant -based yes uh -huh
01:37:16:14	01:37:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um but it’s sort of um it has a purple haze and then depending on when you use it people talk about seeing sort of like a
01:37:28:14	01:37:36:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a purple uh ring haze around your vision right aura so that’s where the purple haze or purple
01:37:36:20	01:37:44:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	filth comes from um but yes it’s plant -based but it’s also uh people combine it with some of
01:37:44:20	01:37:54:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	veil tear stones powder that we’ve seen before to turn into this psychedelic specific so so be
01:37:54:19	01:38:03:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	careful with it and you probably shouldn’t jump into it no uh it’s
01:37:55:16	01:37:57:22	Brin [Basil]	that it also makes it float through the air
01:38:03:21	01:38:15:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like uh imported around coreus yeah it’s not necessarily like they have it here but it’s and and this region like new old
01:38:15:18	01:38:21:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	especially a lot of their economy is like herbalism horticulture and stuff so a lot
01:38:21:27	01:38:27:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of these plants um have been infused with some of these stones and imported as this product
01:38:25:15	01:38:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	I just served up a convo to you on the silver platter.
01:38:30:11	01:38:43:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes uh -huh of course i’m ready the afro
01:38:32:16	01:38:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:38:37:19	01:38:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Okay.
01:38:42:01	01:38:42:21	Chris [GM]	Basil Span.
01:38:46:00	01:38:46:23	Brin [Basil]	wink did i do it
01:38:46:25	01:38:48:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Almost.
01:38:48:21	01:38:52:21	Brin [Basil]	Ah, damn it. One second. Did I do it that time?
01:38:52:12	01:38:56:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his name again jimmy
01:38:53:25	01:38:54:27	Brin [Basil]	I can’t do it.
01:38:55:28	01:38:57:28	Brin [Basil]	Gosh damn! I canít!
01:38:56:03	01:39:09:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jimmy jimmi eccentrics jimby nobody’s
01:39:00:01	01:39:04:25	Chris [GM]	Jimmy is staring at you wide-eyed. Freaked out of his mind.
01:39:05:04	01:39:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	are his eyes as wide as
01:39:07:22	01:39:15:07	Steve [Nortle]	falcon’s oh i guess it’s been he’s back to normal size um and what kind of creature is jimmy is he human or
01:39:15:18	01:39:20:08	Chris [GM]	Good question, I didn’t specify that. We will say Jimmy is a elf.
01:39:20:16	01:39:23:23	Steve [Nortle]	an elf with an afro this is the best game ever
01:39:22:28	01:39:23:19	Brin [Basil]	awesome.
01:39:23:20	01:39:24:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:39:23:22	01:39:26:27	Chris [GM]	He is also darker skinned.
01:39:25:03	01:39:30:10	Steve [Nortle]	like it’s he’s got an afro and then there’s ears just peeking out
01:39:26:04	01:39:27:23	Brin [Basil]	Why do you think I love him?
01:39:29:29	01:39:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a dark elf?
01:39:31:01	01:39:34:13	Chris [GM]	He is a dark elf. He’s got darker skin, he’s got nice afro
01:39:34:06	01:39:37:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re into some freaky stuff okay this is a freaky stop
01:39:36:27	01:39:37:29	Brin [Basil]	I love this guy.
01:39:38:13	01:39:39:20	Dave [Xeros]	The Dark Elf.
01:39:39:11	01:39:41:19	Brin [Basil]	I did all sorts of sound checks on this guy
01:39:40:20	01:39:52:14	Steve [Nortle]	so that makes the afro white as a cloud A drow
01:39:44:14	01:39:45:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:39:44:29	01:39:45:13	Dave [Xeros]	White-white.
01:39:45:15	01:39:57:00	Chris [GM]	Dark elf With an afri It’s not so much an afru It’s more like a jerry curl Isn’t that what they call it? A jerry curl? That’s what they called it right It’s like soul glow
01:39:48:03	01:39:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	What’s the technical name for the Dark Elfs again?
01:39:52:15	01:39:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	Drow.
01:39:54:27	01:39:57:11	Dave [Xeros]	It was like soul glow. Okay.
01:39:57:00	01:40:00:28	Chris [GM]	That’s it. That’s what I’m looking for. Yeah, this guy’s got soul glow. No, no, no.
01:39:59:23	01:40:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:40:02:07	01:40:03:27	Chris [GM]	I’m so sorry. Retcon.
01:40:02:28	01:40:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	What?
01:40:04:20	01:40:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	You’ve used your second token.
01:40:05:11	01:40:14:19	Chris [GM]	Jimmy Excentrance has the afro. Yes. Dark Elf with the aflo. It’s the bard formerly known as Princess who has the soul glow yet.
01:40:08:01	01:40:19:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jimy
01:40:14:05	01:40:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	Got it. Okay.
01:40:19:16	01:40:34:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	listen to me you
01:40:22:28	01:40:26:17	Brin [Basil]	While you’re talking, I’m just going to reach up and touch his hair a little bit.
01:40:27:19	01:40:33:25	Chris [GM]	He does not mind. He is totally out of it. Only focused solely believing fully that he is dead.
01:40:33:29	01:40:34:27	Brin [Basil]	I like it.
01:40:34:25	01:40:46:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’ve spent most of your life seeking the worldly pleasures of the world okay okay there
01:40:38:06	01:40:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to touch you and give you bardic inspiration after I send the convert to you
01:40:40:12	01:40:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	in your party
01:40:43:16	01:40:47:03	Chris [GM]	You will have to roll for this to be… Go ahead and say what you’ve got to say first
01:40:46:17	01:40:47:13	Brin [Basil]	Bonus touch.
01:40:46:22	01:40:53:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is a better life for you to be had now do i know that he thinks
01:40:53:06	01:41:00:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s dead do we all know that is that everybody’s okay
01:40:56:13	01:40:59:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so when
01:40:57:09	01:41:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, I jumped into the purple haze and you also know what the purple haze is anyway
01:41:08:08	01:41:08:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	day forward
01:41:09:25	01:41:18:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey you’re not but you have the opportunity to return to a new life in spite of not being dead
01:41:19:20	01:41:24:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	here’s your chance to make a new life and live a holier way
01:41:26:10	01:41:31:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what I need you do is denounce your old ways
01:41:32:23	01:41:33:11	Chris [GM]	Why is
01:41:33:20	01:41:37:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	become a new I think they’re touching his afro
01:41:35:10	01:41:37:03	Brin [Basil]	We’re waiting we’re waiting to preach
01:41:39:09	01:41:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m like praising but as soon as he’s finished I have just a question
01:41:41:15	01:41:42:02	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:41:47:18	01:41:50:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m going to give him a scroll as well
01:41:50:19	01:41:51:11	Chris [GM]	-Huh. Pamphlet.
01:41:51:14	01:42:03:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pamphlet and I need you to read this follow every word And I promise you will be a happier, holer person.
01:42:04:05	01:42:05:19	Chris [GM]	for religion.
01:42:07:12	01:42:09:17	Brin [Basil]	and as gift for your righteousness
01:42:13:01	01:42:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And watch out for that one. She’s handsome.
01:42:16:17	01:42:17:28	Dave [Xeros]	follow my prophet
01:42:17:20	01:42:19:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
01:42:20:23	01:42:22:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have like applause to it tomorrow.
01:42:23:26	01:42:27:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay but wait so can I…
01:42:24:10	01:42:26:20	Steve [Nortle]	You only have a plus two to your religion.
01:42:26:22	01:43:24:28	Brin [Basil]	yeah what the hell oh my
01:42:29:00	01:42:39:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I want to use my… I have this feature called Tides of Chaos once per long rest You gain advantage on 1 ability check
01:42:39:05	01:42:44:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um so i’m gonna try again with that but i also have to roll my wild magic surge
01:42:44:12	01:42:54:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i do this oh 15 plus like a two yeah so like 17 and and the four yeah yep
01:42:51:27	01:42:53:27	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, you’re four. So he’s good.
01:42:54:25	01:42:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, what’s your question?
01:42:58:02	01:43:00:15	Steve [Nortle]	You should roll for your wild surge before you forget.
01:43:00:04	01:43:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to whisper to jimmy eccentrics if you decide to take the high road
01:43:08:22	01:43:09:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Where were those?
01:43:09:18	01:43:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	you must convert your music to a higher form as well i want him to move from rock and roll
01:43:21:00	01:43:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	to like straight christian music christian rock what i’m trying to do is make make him like
01:43:23:14	01:43:24:08	Chris [GM]	Christian rock
01:43:24:28	01:43:30:19	Brin [Basil]	gosh wait what are you doing
01:43:26:09	01:43:27:21	Steve [Nortle]	He’s the new switch foot.
01:43:32:19	01:43:34:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Use a didgeridoo!
01:43:32:25	01:43:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	convert and like when he goes on stage completely disrupts his followers so yeah so he loses Yeah.
01:43:33:04	01:43:34:19	Steve [Nortle]	Use a didgeridoo!
01:43:36:15	01:43:37:06	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43:39:04	01:43:39:20	Chris [GM]	Right.
01:43:41:21	01:43:43:00	Steve [Nortle]	So you’re sabotaging him.
01:43:42:19	01:43:44:27	Chris [GM]	Okay, go ahead and roll Persuasion.
01:43:45:04	01:43:47:05	Brin [Basil]	never mind I’m not his girlfriend anymore
01:43:46:14	01:43:48:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And change his lives too.
01:43:49:17	01:43:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I still have my bardic from when I touched myself because I didn’t use it.
01:43:51:26	01:43:55:03	Chris [GM]	How long does that last? Just until you use it. Got it.
01:43:57:10	01:43:59:27	Steve [Nortle]	Did he convert because of that role?
01:44:01:28	01:44:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	What were you- You said persuasion? That is a 19 plus 4.
01:44:03:19	01:44:10:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Persuasion Did he
01:44:04:01	01:44:05:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Persuasion.
01:44:08:26	01:44:09:13	Dave [Xeros]	23.
01:44:09:26	01:44:15:05	Chris [GM]	Jimmy is very overwhelmed from A, thinking that he was actually dead
01:44:16:11	01:44:22:19	Chris [GM]	seeing a glowing-eyed demon angel question mark not sure what he saw
01:44:21:09	01:44:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	It depends on- Does he have true sight when he’s on that?
01:44:23:23	01:44:28:29	Chris [GM]	being I don’t think it gives a true sight being
01:44:24:09	01:44:25:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:44:24:13	01:44:29:23	Brin [Basil]	He’s a kid, but being a kid
01:44:29:03	01:44:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it depends on how you use it maybe
01:44:29:06	01:44:30:02	Dave [Xeros]	It might.
01:44:32:10	01:44:37:10	Brin [Basil]	and then
01:44:32:26	01:44:43:28	Chris [GM]	proselyted to change his ways in his life and then trying to be convinced that he should change his whole line of religious and rock
01:44:32:29	01:44:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:32:29	01:44:34:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:44:42:24	01:44:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	rock.
01:44:43:28	01:44:48:28	Chris [GM]	I would quite I think Jimmy at that point just faints
01:44:49:10	01:44:51:16	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Did he change his mind?
01:44:50:28	01:44:51:26	Chris [GM]	brrda boom
01:44:53:08	01:44:54:10	Dave [Xeros]	Has he converted?
01:44:53:23	01:45:02:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah no he’s definitely yeah i mean that’s what happens in the and the scriptures when people have like you know they faint after their visions yeah
01:44:57:10	01:44:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
01:45:01:26	01:45:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	I remember Amla had something similar happen to him
01:45:02:08	01:45:03:04	Brin [Basil]	to be
01:45:03:22	01:45:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Amla he’s not dead we didn’t kill him Nortle
01:45:05:13	01:45:07:03	Steve [Nortle]	Don’t they start to stink?
01:45:08:04	01:45:09:15	Chris [GM]	after a few days
01:45:09:06	01:45:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	listen
01:45:10:26	01:45:11:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:45:14:03	01:45:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think
01:45:15:02	01:45:22:10	Steve [Nortle]	It’s hard To tell with you sometimes Ah, that’s probably
01:45:21:17	01:45:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	so like I don’nt know if he started to stink or if he already did
01:45:25:15	01:45:33:26	Chris [GM]	yes I will say and I will allow it for this contest his heart has been changed
01:45:31:24	01:45:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	switches
01:45:34:06	01:45:36:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh
01:45:37:05	01:45:39:06	Chris [GM]	for the Battle of the Bands concert
01:45:39:27	01:45:43:00	Brin [Basil]	What the hell is wrong with you? You’ve ruined everything!
01:45:43:26	01:45:49:00	Chris [GM]	But seeing how poorly it’s going to go for him, he’s going very quickly change back to the way it was for him after.
01:45:45:04	01:45:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ll see about that
01:45:52:28	01:45:56:16	Steve [Nortle]	Playing power chords And then he looks over and sees Foul Claw Just
01:45:54:11	01:45:55:25	Brin [Basil]	I’ll convert him.
01:45:58:22	01:46:00:05	Brin [Basil]	I’ll bring him back.
01:45:59:06	01:46:01:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re devil’s music power chords
01:46:03:02	01:46:06:00	Steve [Nortle]	Power chords That come from the violin somehow
01:46:06:17	01:46:07:09	Chris [GM]	That’s fantastic.
01:46:10:10	01:46:19:19	Chris [GM]	It is now noon guys. Way to go. Oh you looked into the tent and then you didn’t do a perception roll though?
01:46:14:27	01:46:16:03	Dave [Xeros]	haven’t made it to the food trucks
01:46:15:29	01:46:16:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:46:19:29	01:46:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	uh on the inside i asked if there were any purple milfs that’s me asking if there was a perception check
01:46:21:12	01:46:23:06	Chris [GM]	inside the tent when you’re in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46:24:07	01:46:28:03	Chris [GM]	You asked if there was MILS in there and there was very clearly not any MILS.
01:46:29:07	01:46:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	I was perceiving what was in there okay I’ll check though
01:46:32:04	01:46:34:07	Brin [Basil]	Why didn’t you perceive to know that?
01:46:34:01	01:46:35:15	Chris [GM]	Is is that the correct check perception?
01:46:35:15	01:46:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, perception is fine
01:46:35:21	01:46:36:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think so
01:46:40:02	01:46:44:04	Dave [Xeros]	investigation or perception is fine. Investigation would be if I’m looking for something specific
01:46:44:11	01:46:45:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like a MILF
01:46:47:00	01:46:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	you’re right so it’d probably be perception if there’s any MILFs
01:46:49:28	01:46:51:04	Chris [GM]	Perception would be what you want.
01:46:54:04	01:46:54:19	Dave [Xeros]	secondary
01:46:58:10	01:46:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	net 20?
01:47:00:18	01:47:07:11	Brin [Basil]	I thought this guy was into teenagers. I mean, Magus…
01:47:01:07	01:47:01:15	Chris [GM]	So
01:47:03:05	01:47:05:00	Chris [GM]	he certainly didn’t need to go that far.
01:47:06:02	01:47:09:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think they’re into him I think they’re the ones who scream
01:47:09:04	01:47:09:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh!
01:47:10:14	01:47:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m into
01:47:10:25	01:47:12:14	Brin [Basil]	that’s right that’s right
01:47:13:27	01:47:15:16	Dave [Xeros]	celestials that have probably been on
01:47:17:28	01:47:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	crazy old. So I’m not really a…
01:47:21:08	01:47:23:21	Brin [Basil]	what an ace mirror is that how you say it
01:47:24:06	01:47:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	I would call myself more of
01:47:27:21	01:47:35:27	Dave [Xeros]	what is it? A cougar chaser if you’re really looking at it because those chicks are hot but man they’re probably centuries old
01:47:37:15	01:47:38:12	Steve [Nortle]	experienced
01:47:38:26	01:47:41:22	Brin [Basil]	my mistake I’m so sorry
01:47:43:03	01:47:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Not in my face
01:47:45:07	01:47:50:12	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay. With a nat 20 you clearly see it.
01:47:50:04	01:47:50:21	Dave [Xeros]	milfs
01:47:51:13	01:47:52:22	Chris [GM]	Not MILFs!
01:47:53:19	01:47:55:19	Brin [Basil]	Chris poor guy
01:47:54:06	01:47:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	uh hilfs hilfs the answer is hilfs nope
01:47:58:24	01:47:59:27	Chris [GM]	Where is it?
01:47:59:18	01:48:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	Hobos
01:48:01:22	01:48:13:22	Dave [Xeros]	all right so we just have to find
01:48:08:03	01:48:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sounds like that kind of festival a little bit can happen that was
01:48:11:17	01:48:12:09	Steve [Nortle]	you’re good
01:48:13:22	01:48:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	all of the people that are going to be competing and convert them into religious music
01:48:19:20	01:48:21:17	Brin [Basil]	or guaranteed to win then
01:48:19:20	01:48:28:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	brilliant i am so proud of you and i think we make a great companionship and I hope we never get transferred.
01:48:24:26	01:48:25:28	Chris [GM]	Alright, so
01:48:29:22	01:48:30:13	Chris [GM]	you
01:48:30:07	01:48:31:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll talk to the president
01:48:34:22	01:48:34:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh-huh.
01:48:35:22	01:48:46:25	Chris [GM]	look in the tent and after the proof of build has sort of wafted away You’ve noticed that this was clearly a sign of sabotage That someone broke
01:48:46:25	01:48:54:16	Chris [GM]	a vial of purple filth in the tent with Jimmy in it and that Jimmy wasn’t purposefully taking this.
01:48:53:29	01:49:00:19	Brin [Basil]	he wasn’t doing drugs on purpose foul play
01:48:55:19	01:48:59:19	Dave [Xeros]	This appears to be an act of sabotage.
01:49:01:17	01:49:02:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Do you mean like…
01:49:01:27	01:49:12:28	Dave [Xeros]	Principal sabotage, not secondary sabotage? I feel like this is malicious sabotage We are secondary non-malicious Sabotage currently
01:49:04:21	01:49:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mm-hmm.
01:49:14:14	01:49:25:14	Dave [Xeros]	Can I see footprints anywhere Is there anything that I can make out To direct us in the path of maybe who’s causing
01:49:20:08	01:49:52:03	Steve [Nortle]	a
01:49:25:14	01:49:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	these malicious things to happen.
01:49:26:19	01:49:34:12	Chris [GM]	I don’t see any footprints you can just tell that this was clearly someone trying to keep Jimmy from being able to perform
01:49:28:09	01:50:04:13	Brin [Basil]	it
01:49:34:12	01:49:40:15	Chris [GM]	no, but just in that vial there’s a little bit left over
01:49:35:06	01:49:37:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is there more purple filth, like in the tent?
01:49:41:05	01:49:42:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I…
01:49:41:16	01:49:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll grab… Yeah, go ahead. Grab it. You have to sweep it up with your wings.
01:49:46:19	01:49:48:25	Chris [GM]	enough to tell that oh this is purple fil
01:49:50:12	01:49:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	Can I have…
01:49:52:03	01:49:54:11	Steve [Nortle]	little finger in and then like rub it against his gums
01:49:55:26	01:49:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	purple fail
01:49:57:19	01:50:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	inner lining of my beak just like right inside no i’m gonna take it i mean i’m taking it so eros doesn’t get a hold
01:50:00:22	01:50:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to use half of that. I want the other half.
01:50:04:13	01:50:30:24	Brin [Basil]	over one beak hole got him
01:50:06:19	01:50:10:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of it i’m like i’m kind of like oh let’s put this away
01:50:06:24	01:50:07:26	Chris [GM]	That’s a smarter idea.
01:50:08:16	01:50:10:20	Steve [Nortle]	he has to plug the other side though
01:50:11:25	01:50:20:11	Chris [GM]	Just as a reminder, you guys have seen two attempts of sabotage so far. Someone has turned Jaime into a Toad and you have found Jimmy Decentrix
01:50:13:01	01:50:13:12	Dave [Xeros]	God!
01:50:19:28	01:50:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to point out Jaime is no longer a Toad he just sounds like one.
01:50:22:22	01:50:29:29	Chris [GM]	which just sounds like a Toa. Now part of these…
01:50:24:26	01:50:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	But this thing is he always kind of sounded like a Toads so you know
01:50:30:24	01:51:05:08	Brin [Basil]	didn’t notice
01:50:31:12	01:50:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	Zing!
01:50:35:09	01:50:37:15	Chris [GM]	Good deeds versus bad deed tracker
01:50:38:23	01:50:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	while we wait do you want to pull up uh just some like uh some ai art of a drow with an afro i’m just kind of curious to
01:50:48:19	01:50:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:50:50:16	01:50:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well what happened to our music too where’s their music we’re at a festival
01:50:50:26	01:50:51:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:50:52:21	01:51:02:17	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, where did our music go? this whole time dang guys yeah it’s only one hour long
01:51:02:26	01:51:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:51:05:08	01:51:09:28	Brin [Basil]	we came out of the
01:51:05:16	01:51:08:06	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great. Back to the festival, everyone!
01:51:08:10	01:51:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:51:14:05	01:51:23:03	Chris [GM]	um okay let me take that so the main state now with the rest of you it’s very easy for me to tell if you guys performed a good deed
01:51:16:21	01:51:18:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s only an hour
01:51:17:22	01:51:25:19	Brin [Basil]	Now, with the earth to be a very deep thing about it that there are two arrows quite
01:51:23:03	01:51:26:27	Chris [GM]	or a bad deed with eros it’s quite questionable
01:51:26:16	01:51:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	Listen, I think it’s philosophical because bad deeds that are meant for goodness are good.
01:51:28:28	01:51:29:16	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:51:30:12	01:51:42:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like
01:51:36:08	01:51:39:03	Dave [Xeros]	Right? It’s kind of the idea of…
01:51:37:23	01:51:38:02	Chris [GM]	Huh?
01:51:42:26	01:51:43:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:51:44:10	01:51:50:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m being manipulated but I have used this reasoning before but I don’t think but i don’t but
01:51:48:19	01:51:56:00	Steve [Nortle]	justify isn’t
01:51:55:21	01:51:59:22	Dave [Xeros]	look at that converted converted i’m pretty sure she’s that way anyway
01:51:57:01	01:52:00:05	Brin [Basil]	into power so we’ve
01:51:59:12	01:52:06:20	Chris [GM]	So we’re counting these as good deeds is what you’re saying. Okay, all right. You guys have two good deeds down. That’s wonderful.
01:52:01:02	01:52:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	yes yes yeah that’s awesome um it’s that time where bad will be recognized as good and good
01:52:03:11	01:52:04:27	Brin [Basil]	for life
01:52:10:05	01:52:42:17	Brin [Basil]	what prophet
01:52:14:02	01:52:15:02	Chris [GM]	It’s that time?
01:52:15:20	01:52:16:12	Steve [Nortle]	in your scriptures
01:52:15:28	01:52:17:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey i don’ know that verse
01:52:18:24	01:52:19:21	Chris [GM]	Clearly not.
01:52:19:11	01:52:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m pretty sure you made that one up it sounds good
01:52:24:00	01:52:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it might be in one of your songs i think that’s where i’ve heard it
01:52:29:03	01:52:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	I just remember getting inspiration from reading the Book of Idios.
01:52:34:14	01:52:34:29	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
01:52:35:13	01:52:39:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m pretty sure he killed some people along the way.
01:52:39:22	01:52:42:10	Steve [Nortle]	while we’re hey i just show you guys are
01:52:42:17	01:52:49:22	Brin [Basil]	hasn’t come on, Moses killed babies
01:52:42:18	01:52:43:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we don’t know
01:52:43:28	01:52:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	It’s true, Jericho? Come on!
01:52:46:21	01:52:54:13	Steve [Nortle]	if you uh wow i i
01:52:51:25	01:52:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	See? Truth.
01:52:53:14	01:52:54:01	Dave [Xeros]	Moseus.
01:52:55:03	01:52:57:16	Brin [Basil]	sorry forgive me
01:52:55:22	01:53:06:23	Steve [Nortle]	want to point out as we’re going around everybody could you just keep your eye out to see if they have the mildly frustrated at the machine band around here they were one of my
01:52:56:24	01:52:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take these events out of context guys okay let’s
01:53:06:23	01:53:15:02	Steve [Nortle]	favorites and i’m feeling a little left out that we’ve had so many star-studded experiences, but here I am.
01:53:16:02	01:53:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	You could ask Altyrius, I’m Pretty Sure Who.
01:53:17:22	01:53:20:00	Chris [GM]	Mildly frustrated at the what?
01:53:20:13	01:53:25:11	Steve [Nortle]	At the machine? Not so much, no.
01:53:21:04	01:53:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	machine they’re not raging definitely not just mildly i
01:53:26:07	01:53:36:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m pretty sure they got disqualified
01:53:27:15	01:53:29:22	Chris [GM]	That’s very good. That is noted.
01:53:28:14	01:53:33:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hope we run into that
01:53:36:15	01:53:48:18	Brin [Basil]	But still standing outside
01:53:37:16	01:53:40:21	Steve [Nortle]	They might become more than mildly frustrated at that point.
01:53:37:24	01:53:40:01	Chris [GM]	You are still standing…
01:53:41:03	01:53:42:15	Chris [GM]	Is that actually a thing?
01:53:41:17	01:53:45:16	Dave [Xeros]	They may actually start to rage at that point
01:53:46:22	01:53:51:28	Chris [GM]	You guys are still standing outside of the main tent. Is that an actual band?
01:53:47:20	01:53:54:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s their album cover right there no it never i’ll show you off
01:53:49:18	01:54:24:20	Brin [Basil]	And all
01:53:54:25	01:54:00:11	Steve [Nortle]	We’ll put the picture in the liner notes and other lies that people say on podcasts.
01:53:54:29	01:53:55:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:00:07	01:54:11:07	Chris [GM]	They never do. We’ll put it in the show notes ever shows up. Cool, you guys are still standing just outside the main stage tent and
01:54:13:14	01:54:16:24	Chris [GM]	it’s now noon. Nice.
01:54:19:12	01:54:23:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i think we’ve just been trying to get some food this whole time
01:54:24:19	01:54:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um we could either go we could go to the pub we could check out the pub and get some fruit and make more converts because there’s always people
01:54:24:20	01:54:25:11	Brin [Basil]	this is happening
01:54:33:02	01:54:44:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in need of physical and spiritual nourishment um that’s fine i’m fine with that when we do that yeah why don’t we go
01:54:41:26	01:54:43:08	Chris [GM]	You’re suggesting that to everyone?
01:54:44:26	01:54:50:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually get some food i think so
01:54:46:02	01:54:47:25	Steve [Nortle]	Do they have lettuce there?
01:54:51:13	01:54:59:02	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve hit my quota of spice with both cinnamon and apple. Who thought of that?
01:54:53:09	01:54:54:22	Chris [GM]	So are you guys suggesting going
01:54:57:26	01:55:07:04	Chris [GM]	tensor floating disc trucks or are you suggesting go down to the Thirsty Maiden? Which one are you suggesting? The foods at those food floating tensor
01:55:03:16	01:55:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	Uh, I just like—I’d like to see what the intensive floating disks look like just because I’d likeと see what it looks like. But I’m really thirsty.
01:55:16:10	01:55:18:00	Dave [Xeros]	Really thirsty? I don’t know.
01:55:24:23	01:55:25:08	Chris [GM]	the one
01:55:29:01	01:55:36:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh I mean is that destiny or are we looking at destiny right now?
01:55:35:05	01:55:37:13	Steve [Nortle]	No wonder you wanted to touch his hair!
01:55:38:02	01:55:45:04	Brin [Basil]	I told you, I got a fistful of that. Yeah I think he’s up
01:55:42:13	01:55:43:10	Chris [GM]	where’d he go
01:55:42:25	01:55:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	Where’s my upgraded?
01:55:45:17	01:55:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I did like a…
01:55:46:08	01:55:56:17	Brin [Basil]	I mean my gosh look at this man!
01:55:47:20	01:55:48:26	Chris [GM]	fantastic
01:55:51:19	01:55:52:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh my goodness!
01:55:55:00	01:55:56:28	Steve [Nortle]	And the ears are like poking out!
01:55:56:17	01:56:10:19	Brin [Basil]	Obviously
01:55:57:24	01:56:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	I love freaking mid-journey. I love it.
01:56:00:29	01:56:04:01	Chris [GM]	gets you right what you need almost immediately it’s amazing
01:56:06:06	01:56:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	Can I save that? Can we add that to our book of lore?
01:56:08:18	01:56:09:21	Chris [GM]	absolutely
01:56:18:01	01:56:20:02	Steve [Nortle]	That’s not anime at all.
01:56:19:22	01:56:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh yeah can we just see what the food trucks look like yeah i think we want to go there
01:56:23:17	01:56:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s addressing how it’s drawn.
01:56:24:28	01:56:35:21	Chris [GM]	you guys all want to go to the food floating tensor disc trucks food tensor floating disc trucks is that what I’m here
01:56:31:17	01:56:32:24	Dave [Xeros]	Spencer is floating through trucks.
01:56:35:04	01:56:38:16	Brin [Basil]	let’s do it yeah i could use a little
01:56:38:23	01:56:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, guys! They have the Foking… Sorry, Faking I think is what it’s called.
01:56:43:24	01:56:47:17	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, it’s inappropriate to say it incorrectly.
01:56:47:24	01:56:53:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you can say the king of five i think is actually the i think that’s that’s what it’s like
01:56:49:05	01:56:51:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s racially insensitive.
01:56:51:11	01:56:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, but that’s the thing.
01:56:52:08	01:56:53:24	Brin [Basil]	it’s the same thing isn’t it
01:56:53:17	01:56:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	The Faking is here but I want to get a fuck-up at the Faking.
01:57:00:10	01:57:10:02	Brin [Basil]	that’s all getting good he’s
01:57:02:07	01:57:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	But I want you to get the large fuck up not the small fuck up
01:57:05:09	01:57:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do they even have i think you do they even have this truck here is this yeah oh okay
01:57:06:02	01:57:06:16	Chris [GM]	the cup
01:57:10:02	01:57:17:11	Brin [Basil]	all absolutely
01:57:15:17	01:57:17:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty sure you could stop this but
01:57:17:11	01:57:30:10	Brin [Basil]	they don’t
01:57:17:26	01:57:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m also just going to start handing out children fuck-ups every kid I see.
01:57:23:23	01:57:26:16	Chris [GM]	stop while you’re ahead just stop there
01:57:27:07	01:57:28:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i was feeling more
01:57:30:10	01:57:34:19	Brin [Basil]	even need a meal for that. It just happens naturally.
01:57:32:21	01:57:34:03	Chris [GM]	you guys
01:57:33:27	01:57:36:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	feeling more like i was feeling more like tacos maybe
01:57:35:06	01:57:38:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:35:29	01:57:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	They’ll just put the popcorn still in the bag In the microwave for four minutes
01:57:38:25	01:57:40:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just thought maybe
01:57:43:25	01:57:44:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:44:21	01:57:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	Choncho’s Tacos, we can go there.
01:57:44:28	01:57:54:13	Chris [GM]	yeah they’ll never know what’s a chicken fingers uh all right so you all make your way over to the
01:57:45:19	01:57:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	Kids meal
01:57:45:28	01:57:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	john chose tacos
01:57:51:16	01:57:53:19	Steve [Nortle]	Nine of them, nine chicken fingers
01:57:54:13	01:58:01:24	Chris [GM]	food tensor floating disc trucks uh did the trucks themselves are your standard truck but
01:57:58:22	01:58:22:02	Brin [Basil]	This is going to be
01:58:01:24	01:58:10:10	Chris [GM]	have two discs under each one to support the amount of weight and activity that’s going on When they hover above the ground, just about two or three feet.
01:58:12:11	01:58:16:17	Chris [GM]	If you push one of them hard enough, they all start kind of bouncing to each other
01:58:18:00	01:58:20:08	Chris [GM]	floating on an air hockey table.
01:58:22:02	01:58:22:10	Brin [Basil]	great.
01:58:22:08	01:58:33:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, they are all tethered though to their location which is nice. As you guys enter the open-air food court there’s not a roof over this thing it’s just kind of an open gathering area
01:58:35:21	01:58:46:08	Chris [GM]	you see that they’re actually doing their annual Battle of the Bands cooking competition. All the best chefs from the Lawrence Culinary Arts School
01:58:46:25	01:58:54:10	Chris [GM]	come from across the realm to showcase their culinary skills in an unofficial contest.
01:58:54:16	01:59:00:26	Chris [GM]	The winner takes home the golden ladle, which gives a plus one to wisdom check when equipped and tuned. Pretty fun.
01:59:00:26	01:59:08:26	Chris [GM]	But as you guys enter, instead of being met with the fun sounds and smells
01:59:08:26	01:59:16:09	Chris [GM]	Of what you would come to expect at a food court You’re actually met with a complete chaotic food fight
01:59:18:18	01:59:29:09	Chris [GM]	You are immediately struck by the sights and smells Of magical dishes flying through the air And you hear lots of screaming Particularly coming from one of the floating food trucks in the back
01:59:29:09	01:59:31:00	Chris [GM]	Where all the spicy food is
01:59:33:22	01:59:34:05	Chris [GM]	So.
01:59:34:20	01:59:36:26	Brin [Basil]	this place, so much fighting.
01:59:36:14	01:59:42:12	Steve [Nortle]	should stay away from that back part. I mean, who… Right? Falclaw, would you agree?
01:59:41:19	01:59:43:12	Brin [Basil]	Nardole does…
01:59:41:29	01:59:51:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m flying towards the back truck like there’s like conflict and struggle and just the altruistic part of me is like i have to help
01:59:44:14	01:59:45:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:59:45:04	01:59:45:24	Steve [Nortle]	Falclaws!
01:59:52:07	01:59:53:26	Brin [Basil]	Nortle doesn’t do well with Spice.
01:59:55:11	02:00:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	Again, apple and cinnamon. It’s just… Who needs that much stimulation
01:59:58:26	02:00:02:05	Brin [Basil]	He’s more of a tomatoes and lettuce kind of guy.
02:00:06:10	02:00:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	maybe there’s some spice girls
02:00:08:21	02:00:10:04	Chris [GM]	is nice.
02:00:11:21	02:00:13:19	Steve [Nortle]	And for Basil some Spice Boys
02:00:12:06	02:00:14:19	Chris [GM]	Spicy girls, spicy girls.
02:00:12:27	02:00:22:13	Brin [Basil]	I mean, if they have pointy ears, whatever. Let’s do it.
02:00:13:17	02:00:19:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	spicy girls that’d be a great food truck spicy groves
02:00:21:25	02:00:25:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah let’s spice up your life
02:00:24:29	02:00:31:03	Chris [GM]	Falclaw you fly back and the screaming that you are seeing
02:00:31:03	02:00:41:20	Chris [GM]	is because there is a giant one moment
02:00:42:05	02:00:49:22	Dave [Xeros]	giant it’s just a giant yep and larger reduced can
02:00:44:06	02:01:00:02	Steve [Nortle]	it’s probably because he touched spice i told
02:00:49:25	02:00:57:20	Chris [GM]	a rampaging soup golem terrorizing the patrons around Bacon’s spicy
02:01:00:02	02:01:25:26	Steve [Nortle]	you did
02:01:00:21	02:01:01:07	Brin [Basil]	A soup?
02:01:02:14	02:01:08:00	Brin [Basil]	A soup gollum? Can we define what a soup golum is? a golem that loves
02:01:06:11	02:01:07:01	Dave [Xeros]	tell us what
02:01:07:04	02:01:13:18	Chris [GM]	A soup gollum is pretty much a water elemental but just made purely of spicy soup.
02:01:07:19	02:01:15:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like an elemental is it made of pho
02:01:15:01	02:01:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:01:15:04	02:01:47:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my god
02:01:22:20	02:01:23:11	Chris [GM]	It can be, you’re right.
02:01:24:29	02:01:29:22	Chris [GM]	Bacons, that’s the name of this perky goblin who runs a spicy food stall or food truck
02:01:30:22	02:01:39:04	Chris [GM]	Can sometimes be a little too enthusiastic about his food creations and this one seems to have gotten out of hand And so this Food Golem charges towards you guys, it’s time to roll initiative
02:01:46:11	02:01:47:17	Chris [GM]	Need some battle music
02:01:47:26	02:01:48:15	Brin [Basil]	17
02:01:50:26	02:01:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	sorry 22 not 24
02:01:55:03	02:01:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	dice strike again just
02:01:57:11	02:02:03:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t i’m not a huge fan of the festival yet except for ladona that was good
02:02:03:14	02:02:10:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i rolled a one yep yep
02:02:04:13	02:02:07:24	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh you need new dice
02:02:04:23	02:02:05:14	Chris [GM]	Oh wow
02:02:05:02	02:02:06:15	Steve [Nortle]	I got a 10.
02:02:07:10	02:02:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	you’re shrinking again right and then wild magic all right that’d be that’s kind of cool because
02:02:14:12	02:02:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	Because your wild magic is going to be like a surprise round.
02:02:22:20	02:02:23:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no worries.
02:02:23:24	02:02:31:17	Chris [GM]	Alright guys, give me one sec here while I set this thing up, and I don’t remember anything that you guys just said. So I’ll need you to tell me again for sure.
02:02:37:03	02:02:37:29	Chris [GM]	We’re on Correus.
02:02:38:08	02:02:50:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	those skeleton legs dave those skeleton things there was another one like this skull was like the kneecap or
02:02:41:03	02:02:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	What?
02:02:56:08	02:02:59:16	Brin [Basil]	anyone can just post on here okay
02:03:03:10	02:03:03:28	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:03:05:08	02:03:16:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah? Might have to modify this just a little bit for you guys.
02:03:24:10	02:03:25:09	Chris [GM]	Arrows, what did you roll?
02:03:24:26	02:03:25:14	Brin [Basil]	17
02:03:27:20	02:03:28:05	Chris [GM]	Basil?
02:03:30:04	02:03:30:19	Chris [GM]	Nortal?
02:03:31:12	02:03:31:18	Steve [Nortle]	Ten.
02:03:33:07	02:03:40:29	Chris [GM]	Falclaw one and nine four Super Elemental
02:03:36:22	02:03:38:08	Brin [Basil]	feels a little bit better
02:03:41:22	02:03:44:17	Steve [Nortle]	I still go before the spicy soup
02:03:48:12	02:03:53:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s good for you i am going to use my scroll though
02:03:53:19	02:04:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i still have my scroll jubilee and lamentation yeah
02:04:03:14	02:04:05:09	Chris [GM]	Oh good, it remembered it. Okay.
02:04:06:10	02:04:17:10	Steve [Nortle]	And just for our mental image I am still wearing my papal mitre of perception so I adjust my pope hat as I get ready for this fight.
02:04:17:27	02:04:18:11	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:04:20:14	02:04:22:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it into like sport mode or something
02:04:22:12	02:04:23:01	Brin [Basil]	sport
02:04:22:21	02:04:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:04:23:20	02:04:25:10	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t want it to go flying
02:04:24:17	02:04:33:00	Brin [Basil]	there’s a dial on the side it has a chin strap
02:04:25:22	02:04:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s pointing at the enemy
02:04:27:24	02:04:30:09	Steve [Nortle]	That wouldn’t be very aerodynamic
02:04:34:05	02:04:38:24	Steve [Nortle]	But it’s one of those British ones so it only goes underneath my lip not underneath my chin.
02:04:34:14	02:04:41:22	Brin [Basil]	So it stays. British people
02:04:40:05	02:04:40:23	Steve [Nortle]	Comfy!
02:04:41:22	02:04:53:15	Brin [Basil]	don’t have chimps actually. Totally joking,
02:04:45:18	02:04:47:04	Steve [Nortle]	As evidenced by the
02:04:47:03	02:04:51:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey we have a lot of british listeners be careful
02:04:53:15	02:04:58:22	Brin [Basil]	lots of great! Great job buddy looking good.
02:04:55:11	02:04:56:22	Chris [GM]	Okay. All right.
02:04:59:13	02:05:11:08	Chris [GM]	this is one of the areas as a DM I have very little experience with which is combat encounters so you might need a little advice if I’m going out about it in the wrong way
02:05:11:08	02:05:11:28	Chris [GM]	Just let me know
02:05:13:00	02:05:14:25	Chris [GM]	about those rules and stuff
02:05:15:29	02:05:25:08	Chris [GM]	thank you okay uh so at the top of the order is eros
02:05:25:08	02:05:32:23	Chris [GM]	you are up first the soup elemental is standing there amongst a crowd there are people running away from it
02:05:33:12	02:05:38:25	Chris [GM]	and it’s roaring and it sounds like a gurgling sound as little bits of chopped up carrot
02:05:38:02	02:05:41:21	Dave [Xeros]	say girly or gurgling? Gurgling.
02:05:40:00	02:05:41:02	Chris [GM]	gurgling, gurgeling
02:05:41:02	02:05:50:00	Brin [Basil]	Mmm! Carrots!
02:05:42:23	02:05:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I’m going to giggle.
02:05:43:00	02:05:51:26	Chris [GM]	as little bits of carrots and onions fly out of its mouth as it roars and takes a step towards you guys.
02:05:48:20	02:05:49:07	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
02:05:52:27	02:05:54:03	Steve [Nortle]	Immediately distracted.
02:05:53:27	02:05:57:08	Brin [Basil]	Ow so spicy!
02:05:55:18	02:05:56:23	Steve [Nortle]	Your kryptonite
02:05:58:09	02:06:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	Spicy carrot! That’s
02:06:02:08	02:06:11:00	Dave [Xeros]	kiss and large reduce on myself I’m gonna make myself a lodge person so I get larger
02:06:06:08	02:06:06:24	Chris [GM]	Fantastic.
02:06:12:01	02:06:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	so i’m considered a large creature at this point um yep and then uh i am going to who’s next in the initiative order i’m gonna touch you or like point towards
02:06:14:17	02:06:15:27	Chris [GM]	So you’re about the same size
02:06:21:12	02:06:31:08	Brin [Basil]	Me. Damn that’s a good one man did I get it?
02:06:23:28	02:06:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	you and wink look at that look at that hey here we go yeah okay i’m gonna wink and give you botic inspiration as a
02:06:27:05	02:06:27:20	Steve [Nortle]	how you do it.
02:06:34:04	02:06:45:06	Dave [Xeros]	bonus section um and i’m going to move kind of outside of striking distance from it um i have not engaged uh
02:06:40:24	02:06:42:08	Chris [GM]	So you haven’t engaged it yet?
02:06:46:09	02:06:48:26	Dave [Xeros]	and that’s that’s my turn
02:06:46:27	02:06:48:08	Chris [GM]	I forgot battle music, guys.
02:06:52:02	02:06:54:04	Chris [GM]	How does this one sound? Let’s see here.
02:06:53:02	02:06:59:01	Brin [Basil]	am incredibly stumped right now i do not know what to do with the suit
02:07:00:09	02:07:08:07	Brin [Basil]	i just like i literally was like can i get a bowl and like scoop up its leg
02:07:01:04	02:07:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	we need we need uh
02:07:02:24	02:07:03:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You can eat it.
02:07:08:07	02:07:16:14	Brin [Basil]	yeah it
02:07:10:13	02:07:11:22	Steve [Nortle]	Ladle power
02:07:13:21	02:07:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	gauntlet like a shield like you could cast that and like if it’s like a wall of force or something like that you could like punch it so
02:07:16:14	02:07:27:28	Brin [Basil]	totally i have three of three um opal stones in this side and one ruby on this side
02:07:28:16	02:07:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	you could boil him or you could light this is
02:07:30:23	02:07:34:28	Chris [GM]	Boil him up. Boiling soup might make it more dangerous, I don’t know.
02:07:35:21	02:07:45:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah you know what i i think that’s what i’m gonna do i’m going to kind of turn on shield mode It’s kind of like an arced force field, and I’m going to punch his leg.
02:07:46:20	02:07:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	like wall of horse basically chris it’s
02:07:48:24	02:07:59:23	Brin [Basil]	Actually, I’m not going to pinch it. I’m literally going to jump. I’m gonna get down, and i’m gonna jump forward And go through one of his legs.
02:08:00:21	02:08:01:28	Steve [Nortle]	superman pose
02:08:01:26	02:08:02:15	Brin [Basil]	Uh-huh.
02:08:03:13	02:08:04:19	Chris [GM]	I like it, okay.
02:08:04:26	02:08:08:28	Brin [Basil]	And I have my boots of leaping so I can go pretty far.
02:08:09:14	02:08:18:27	Chris [GM]	Beautiful. Okay so you’re going to jump right at him and engage him. Go ahead and this would be an attack roll I’m assuming but using the shield is that
02:08:19:13	02:08:25:29	Dave [Xeros]	wall of force so i’m yeah it’s an attack so she’ll roll the attack while if she’s successful
02:08:21:18	02:08:22:22	Steve [Nortle]	would be an attack
02:08:22:25	02:08:25:04	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, just back. So she was both the attack.
02:08:25:29	02:08:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	on it it acts as a wall of course as well so I’m just looking at it’s a spell it’s basically
02:08:29:08	02:08:38:14	Chris [GM]	Is that a move that you would have to have though wall of force or is that just the type of and you have that spell
02:08:35:13	02:08:56:05	Dave [Xeros]	a spell that comes off of her attack she with her with her stones she has what’s
02:08:38:02	02:08:44:01	Brin [Basil]	yeah with my stones they just naturally do that if I use
02:08:45:29	02:08:51:27	Chris [GM]	okay yeah go ahead and uh roll for your 10.
02:08:51:22	02:08:52:03	Brin [Basil]	12
02:08:55:20	02:08:57:08	Steve [Nortle]	of your elemental is
02:08:56:05	02:08:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	the ac
02:08:57:15	02:09:09:06	Chris [GM]	yep okay so it’s this thing is strong guys no wonder why i was difficult um Um, the armor class is I’m going to modify this.
02:09:09:10	02:09:12:12	Chris [GM]	That’s just crazy. It’s going to be 16 for the armored class.
02:09:13:22	02:09:17:27	Chris [GM]	It’s 19 naturally. Like that’s not quite possible.
02:09:19:04	02:09:22:24	Chris [GM]	Um, well it’s like an elemental right?
02:09:19:13	02:09:24:08	Brin [Basil]	soup 19 soup that’s some spicy
02:09:25:00	02:09:27:11	Steve [Nortle]	i’m gonna keep my distance for now
02:09:25:23	02:09:28:13	Brin [Basil]	that’s something spicy pho right there
02:09:27:16	02:09:38:17	Steve [Nortle]	okay did you go through his leg
02:09:28:13	02:09:40:04	Brin [Basil]	yeah that’s
02:09:31:18	02:09:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	he’s going to pull you into a fuck up in just a second
02:09:40:04	02:09:50:06	Brin [Basil]	what I was attempting to do kind of like to trip him I went through it and then it just regenerated itself
02:09:40:18	02:09:42:15	Chris [GM]	Well at that point I think you probably
02:09:50:06	02:10:03:11	Brin [Basil]	sorry rockin’
02:09:51:09	02:09:56:25	Chris [GM]	Now, would that count as a she’s entering the area of the bad guy? Right.
02:10:03:11	02:10:03:20	Brin [Basil]	toast
02:10:03:27	02:10:04:06	Steve [Nortle]	Jaime.
02:10:07:04	02:10:17:18	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know, guys. I’m digging it now. We should not… I love that.
02:10:09:08	02:10:15:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah. He didn’t get turned back into human. He got turned into a human sized toy toad. Yeah, exactly. Yes. It’s perfect.
02:10:12:10	02:10:13:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You know what I told? Yeah, right there.
02:10:12:24	02:10:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:10:13:03	02:10:14:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah totally there
02:10:13:13	02:10:14:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:10:17:29	02:10:22:26	Steve [Nortle]	Minor restoration gives you minor restoration? I don’t know what else we expected.
02:10:22:24	02:10:23:12	Chris [GM]	Very bad.
02:10:24:17	02:10:26:21	Chris [GM]	Cool. Okay. So help me.
02:10:27:22	02:10:36:19	Chris [GM]	when Basil entered into the area to attack him, and then she’s flying past him. Does that give the soup golem an attack of opportunity?
02:10:37:13	02:10:43:07	Steve [Nortle]	I would say no. Well, I mean… She is leaving. She’s entering and leaving.
02:10:37:22	02:10:43:18	Dave [Xeros]	only when you’re leaving so like yeah but that was an attack
02:10:47:01	02:10:55:29	Dave [Xeros]	try to leave without doing a disengage action then this attack of opportunity it’s not just when you’re leaving the space like if you’re going by because as part is part yeah it’s
02:10:53:16	02:10:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	They weren’t fighting before.
02:10:55:29	02:11:02:19	Dave [Xeros]	part of unless it’s part of a secondary action if it’s all part of her first turn then it’s not an attack of opportunity.
02:10:59:02	02:11:04:25	Brin [Basil]	And I went like 30 feet.
02:11:06:29	02:11:07:13	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:11:07:01	02:11:10:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, well let’s say I was
02:11:11:08	02:11:22:16	Brin [Basil]	10 feet from him 20? Okay So I’m 10 feet
02:11:11:10	02:11:20:27	Chris [GM]	You guys started off probably about yeah, like 10-20 feet No, not even 10 feet you guys were probably like 20 feet away from starting off
02:11:14:21	02:11:23:27	Steve [Nortle]	Do we want to bring out our minis? Would that help?
02:11:23:09	02:11:24:00	Brin [Basil]	behind him
02:11:25:20	02:11:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	him, you want me to get some minis?
02:11:28:17	02:11:30:28	Brin [Basil]	Basil is in repair
02:11:31:16	02:11:33:04	Chris [GM]	real quick? Hey look at that
02:11:33:15	02:11:37:19	Dave [Xeros]	Are we just fighting in like a… Just like an open area?
02:11:37:16	02:11:39:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, just a grid space so we can kind of see.
02:11:42:06	02:11:43:15	Chris [GM]	It’s up to you guys if you want
02:11:44:05	02:11:45:03	Brin [Basil]	keep track of it
02:11:47:22	02:11:53:19	Steve [Nortle]	if we’re being really tactical then it makes sense to physically see where everything is but
02:11:57:07	02:11:59:00	Chris [GM]	Hindsight I should have prepared like a little
02:11:57:12	02:12:03:19	Steve [Nortle]	food truck D&D map didn’t pull up something immediately how odd
02:12:04:29	02:12:06:06	Chris [GM]	There’s always something right?
02:12:08:01	02:12:09:04	Chris [GM]	Suppose I could look here.
02:12:08:20	02:12:20:09	Steve [Nortle]	while we try to figure that out I will go ahead and take my turn keep my distance because this is not something I really appreciate you need to cool down
02:12:20:09	02:12:29:21	Steve [Nortle]	And then I roar my Breath of the Dragon, and I choose Cold as the attack.
02:12:30:08	02:12:38:28	Steve [Nortle]	So it needs to try to dodge out of the way. So you need to make a DC 13 dex saving throw.
02:12:43:02	02:12:46:00	Chris [GM]	That would be 15 plus 1 is 16.
02:12:47:29	02:12:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so it’s going to take half of this damage.
02:12:49:26	02:12:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s a slippery one.
02:12:54:26	02:12:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	So the grand total was five, so I guess two.
02:13:03:21	02:13:13:03	Chris [GM]	A little bit soup splashes some of the attendees around it and they all surprisingly quite satisfied with
02:13:14:12	02:13:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	to grab that Chris You can put it on the screen. I just texted
02:13:20:22	02:13:30:24	Chris [GM]	did you find it on here what i mean did you pull it from the web because i could just search for it on
02:13:24:25	02:13:33:24	Dave [Xeros]	my laptop but they did yeah search
02:13:33:01	02:13:34:16	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, search for…
02:13:35:26	02:13:37:00	Steve [Nortle]	DeviantArt.com
02:13:41:05	02:13:48:29	Dave [Xeros]	map Yeah, we got to make sure that the screen
02:13:42:19	02:13:44:06	Steve [Nortle]	You’re going to grab the minis?
02:13:48:01	02:13:48:29	Steve [Nortle]	The screen is turned off.
02:13:48:07	02:13:51:14	Brin [Basil]	Will you grab one for me? Thanks.
02:13:56:05	02:13:56:11	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:14:25:27	02:14:27:03	Brin [Basil]	Grab some snacks.
02:14:56:23	02:14:57:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Very nice
02:14:59:17	02:15:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Heck yeah
02:15:17:06	02:15:29:04	Steve [Nortle]	No prop reigning in Dave’s baser impulses,
02:15:18:19	02:15:19:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	great Chris
02:15:32:25	02:15:35:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No you cannot be sex okay? You can not
02:15:37:26	02:15:39:05	Steve [Nortle]	first letter of my name!
02:15:41:26	02:15:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	It rhymes with…
02:16:05:22	02:16:07:02	Steve [Nortle]	Nortles in there, right?
02:16:24:03	02:16:25:28	Steve [Nortle]	Did you ever get your…
02:16:27:10	02:16:32:00	Steve [Nortle]	Did you even get your owls and stuff?
02:16:31:13	02:16:31:25	Brin [Basil]	Here we go.
02:16:34:16	02:16:36:21	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I’ll upload that real quick.
02:16:36:23	02:16:43:09	Steve [Nortle]	Oh yeah, see I definitely have just regular fingers guys. Yeah, I definitely do.
02:16:41:02	02:16:44:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah well, you’re the one that…
02:16:44:12	02:16:47:09	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, no. I hadn’t looked at him in a little while.
02:16:51:17	02:16:54:09	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s a little confusing because I’m doing this
02:16:55:13	02:17:02:08	Steve [Nortle]	so it looks like I only have Ninja Turtle three fingers but I’m actually doing…I’m doing those.
02:16:58:16	02:16:59:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:17:04:10	02:17:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	Did you just turn off the screen Dave?
02:17:15:04	02:17:16:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry.
02:18:03:00	02:18:08:16	Steve [Nortle]	younger I was part of Lashar and Lashings Little League Leapers We practiced jumping a lot
02:18:08:16	02:18:18:00	Steve [Nortle]	I was also second string quarterback for the Idiot Saviors minor league sports
02:18:11:04	02:18:13:12	Brin [Basil]	I was the inspiration for him to join that.
02:18:18:00	02:18:29:15	Steve [Nortle]	ball team whoo -yah forgot that that was the name of their mascot it was it was before i fell into
02:18:23:06	02:18:27:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Back when you had your life together. Your priorities straight?
02:18:29:15	02:18:38:11	Steve [Nortle]	being a roadie what is there any wonder that i had to become a monk they were just you know
02:18:38:11	02:18:46:29	Steve [Nortle]	i had figure out who i was who i wasn’t inside yeah i’m
02:18:40:00	02:18:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i don’t know why we’re like fighting and stuff you’re a monk no way we’re so contentious all the time you’ve been saying things
02:18:46:29	02:18:50:28	Steve [Nortle]	not contentious everything well i mean
02:18:50:28	02:19:00:20	Steve [Nortle]	yeah it’s probably that’s more from rex rex is that kind of a guy yeah i mean basil barely even
02:18:55:10	02:18:57:24	Brin [Basil]	changed a lot.
02:19:00:20	02:19:07:25	Steve [Nortle]	recognize me anymore i’m not yeah
02:19:01:21	02:19:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s you become an aggressive preacher
02:19:05:28	02:19:07:02	Brin [Basil]	Gave up smoking?
02:19:07:25	02:19:13:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah that too you know rex and kicking the habit like
02:19:13:05	02:19:25:21	Steve [Nortle]	that’ll change a person even if that person is mostly turtle his name
02:19:25:21	02:19:29:13	Steve [Nortle]	nortle the turtle that’s like me being called Boomin’ the Human.
02:19:32:04	02:19:34:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	write that on there is that in the note
02:19:33:04	02:19:40:26	Steve [Nortle]	No, I was just looking and my title it’s like Nortle the Tortal
02:19:33:27	02:19:35:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:34:07	02:19:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:35:16	02:19:37:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I thought you’d read that off your paper
02:19:37:13	02:19:38:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:37:16	02:19:39:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s a part of the introduction.
02:19:40:29	02:19:45:24	Brin [Basil]	My name is Steve from Noda the Tortile Similar to being Moomin the Hoom.
02:19:45:17	02:19:46:16	Steve [Nortle]	Boomin’, human
02:19:47:26	02:19:49:19	Brin [Basil]	I just said, I just…
02:19:49:18	02:19:50:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:49:26	02:19:53:19	Steve [Nortle]	Cow the Drow
02:19:56:09	02:19:57:12	Chris [GM]	that’s perfect
02:19:58:29	02:20:05:10	Chris [GM]	awesome okay where were we I don’t remember Basil you took your turn
02:20:05:14	02:20:13:14	Steve [Nortle]	He took a tiny bit of damage from my draconic blast My incredible ice breath
02:20:12:28	02:20:18:06	Chris [GM]	marked that yes I need something just a little bit
02:20:14:22	02:20:14:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Thank you.
02:20:20:08	02:20:21:13	Chris [GM]	more
02:20:22:21	02:20:29:01	Dave [Xeros]	can you like do an AI search for a frog singing Metallica?
02:20:30:28	02:20:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	Because that could be our battle music.
02:20:34:10	02:20:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	Just like it’s like a sitar.
02:20:41:26	02:20:44:02	Chris [GM]	wasn’t paying attention sorry
02:20:44:14	02:20:45:02	Dave [Xeros]	Never mind.
02:20:46:10	02:20:47:12	Chris [GM]	moments gone
02:20:47:03	02:20:51:20	Brin [Basil]	Like Jaime he just shows up and he’s the background music while we’re battling
02:20:49:03	02:20:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
02:20:49:10	02:20:50:18	Chris [GM]	Jaime is playing
02:20:52:04	02:20:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	He just says, like, rip it! And just, like… Bow!
02:20:57:13	02:20:59:06	Dave [Xeros]	And then starts playing battle music for us.
02:21:00:23	02:21:03:03	Chris [GM]	Dude, where is… Come on, give me the thing that I’m looking for.
02:21:08:19	02:21:10:05	Chris [GM]	Painful? Do you have… No.
02:21:11:18	02:21:13:29	Brin [Basil]	The map looks great by the way
02:21:14:06	02:21:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	I know. It’s starting to really… Like, I actually went in and did the kind of masking on Opsis and stuff like that
02:21:15:14	02:21:16:21	Brin [Basil]	Awesome
02:21:19:01	02:21:20:11	Chris [GM]	All right, we’ll just do this. It’s fine.
02:21:23:29	02:21:28:23	Brin [Basil]	Uh-huh So sweet
02:21:25:01	02:21:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	and then put some ray tracing and stuff in. So, yeah.
02:21:28:23	02:21:55:27	Brin [Basil]	It was
02:21:30:06	02:21:31:04	Chris [GM]	Looks really nice.
02:21:33:19	02:21:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	And there’s a lot of new places, too.
02:21:37:11	02:21:37:23	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:21:37:16	02:21:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	I actually put dwarven settlements in and stuff.
02:21:43:01	02:21:44:25	Chris [GM]	We haven’t seen a dwarf yet. That’s super nice.
02:21:47:02	02:21:49:27	Chris [GM]	Cool! Okay. Alright. We are…
02:21:53:14	02:21:57:14	Chris [GM]	Nortle went… Okay, it’s the Soup Elemental who’s up next.
02:21:55:27	02:22:05:22	Brin [Basil]	20 22
02:22:02:29	02:22:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	That was first.
02:22:04:18	02:22:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	22.
02:22:06:10	02:22:08:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I rolled an 18 plus 4.
02:22:07:15	02:22:16:10	Chris [GM]	arrows then basil the nortal and then the soup golem and then good old foul flaw he flew in
02:22:13:16	02:22:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	Is he in the air? He’s flying already?
02:22:14:27	02:22:15:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is that correct?
02:22:16:14	02:22:22:11	Chris [GM]	remember that cool uh obviously super elementals aren’t the most intelligent things
02:22:16:19	02:22:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, okay.
02:22:22:11	02:22:31:08	Chris [GM]	so they get distracted fairly easily and so clearly saw you battle fly underneath it And so it’s going to kind of turn around.
02:22:34:04	02:22:43:04	Chris [GM]	So when I’m running an encounter like this, how many actions does the bad guy usually get to take? Just one action.
02:22:42:22	02:22:51:12	Steve [Nortle]	Sometimes they’ll have multi-attack where they can do two attacks
02:22:43:20	02:22:44:19	Dave [Xeros]	Depends on the level.
02:22:46:27	02:22:47:02	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:22:49:14	02:22:59:01	Dave [Xeros]	Do you like two attacks or three if it’s a claw attack and a bite attack. I don’t know what your stat sheet says, but go off with your stat she says
02:22:51:12	02:22:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	and a tail.
02:22:53:19	02:22:56:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know what your stack
02:22:59:03	02:22:59:11	Chris [GM]	Yep.
02:23:00:22	02:23:08:18	Chris [GM]	This is someone actually made a soup elemental in a homebrew. So I’m pulling it from whoever it is.
02:23:04:17	02:23:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	as they should yeah
02:23:05:26	02:23:06:25	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:23:09:03	02:23:13:01	Chris [GM]	Dragon Slayer X1, thank you for your contribution to this.
02:23:14:07	02:23:17:11	Steve [Nortle]	Shoutout in the liner notes.
02:23:16:18	02:23:17:13	Brin [Basil]	Shut up.
02:23:16:22	02:23:24:01	Chris [GM]	yep it’ll be in the show notes yep cool uh
02:23:20:28	02:23:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	hashtag
02:23:24:01	02:23:34:26	Chris [GM]	let me read something now oh interesting okay
02:23:47:28	02:23:55:02	Chris [GM]	the attacks are
02:23:55:02	02:24:01:27	Chris [GM]	very cleverly named pepper cannon celery clam onion onslaught Chicken Sausage Chain Whip.
02:24:02:29	02:24:05:02	Brin [Basil]	Just whatever you do hit me with the carrots.
02:24:07:17	02:24:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	Just straight through.
02:24:09:08	02:24:12:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to add an action really quick just once again.
02:24:13:10	02:24:21:08	Chris [GM]	Very cool. Okay. So Basil, it whips around because you thoroughly got its attention
02:24:21:08	02:24:26:29	Chris [GM]	and it’s going to pull back its chicken sausage chain whip
02:24:27:22	02:24:29:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh not the fur please!
02:24:32:15	02:24:38:01	Chris [GM]	So my mind is out of blank. How do I do these attacks?
02:24:38:11	02:24:45:01	Steve [Nortle]	You roll your d20, and if there’s a modifier on—which it probably is.
02:24:46:03	02:24:53:04	Steve [Nortle]	And also the damage dice, like you want to roll them at the same time. So Basil, what’s your AC?
02:24:55:19	02:24:57:12	Brin [Basil]	That’s a good question what is that?
02:24:57:12	02:25:00:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s the one at the top of your armor class next to initiative
02:24:57:28	02:25:00:07	Steve [Nortle]	The armor. It’s like in a shield.
02:24:59:26	02:25:00:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh oh 13.
02:25:01:28	02:25:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	What? Your 13th?
02:25:03:21	02:25:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	As strong as one.
02:25:06:21	02:25:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	Just little buddy.
02:25:08:01	02:25:09:00	Brin [Basil]	I’m really strong.
02:25:11:00	02:25:14:07	Brin [Basil]	My strength is 17 plus 3.
02:25:14:26	02:25:18:22	Chris [GM]	remember hers is the origin story of the bunny from
02:25:19:24	02:25:22:08	Chris [GM]	Monty Python and the Holy yeah, strong bunny
02:25:19:26	02:25:20:25	Steve [Nortle]	Mighty Python.
02:25:22:14	02:25:24:23	Steve [Nortle]	so you’re rolling and
02:25:27:01	02:25:37:11	Steve [Nortle]	you’re trying to get a 13 or higher to hit Basil with whatever you’ve rolled also with your damage dice however many that is like 2d6 or
02:25:30:25	02:25:32:00	Chris [GM]	got it
02:25:38:16	02:25:39:06	Steve [Nortle]	whatever
02:25:39:03	02:25:40:14	Chris [GM]	tells me hit chicken
02:25:46:14	02:25:55:22	Chris [GM]	sorry I should have read over this better oh I see
02:25:50:02	02:25:51:04	Brin [Basil]	You’re totally fine.
02:25:55:12	02:25:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	we’re all learning right
02:25:58:10	02:26:04:14	Brin [Basil]	i’m learning a lot right now for my campaign so thank you for volunteering as tribute
02:25:59:21	02:26:00:06	Dave [Xeros]	yep
02:26:04:19	02:26:05:14	Chris [GM]	that’s right
02:26:05:00	02:26:13:02	Steve [Nortle]	and it’s worth pointing out that always learn more rules that you broke in the previous session every time you play
02:26:13:15	02:26:16:02	Chris [GM]	yep yep oh that’s not the way that works
02:26:15:18	02:26:16:08	Steve [Nortle]	yep
02:26:17:15	02:26:23:03	Chris [GM]	awesome okay um so apparently the way this works is
02:26:26:00	02:26:36:04	Chris [GM]	i’m gonna have you roll a dc10 and this is going to decide which attack you’re affected by whether it’s chicken or the sausage
02:26:38:17	02:26:49:18	Brin [Basil]	great yeah two big surprise
02:26:40:04	02:26:41:09	Dave [Xeros]	please let her be this
02:26:43:13	02:26:44:17	Chris [GM]	uh
02:26:45:20	02:26:48:06	Chris [GM]	means you are affected by the sausage
02:26:49:18	02:26:56:25	Brin [Basil]	there what can I say
02:26:54:19	02:26:56:28	Chris [GM]	And it is…
02:26:57:14	02:27:49:06	Brin [Basil]	what can i say so i’ll
02:26:57:29	02:27:02:02	Chris [GM]	But that’s if it successfully hits, of course. So here we go.
02:27:04:01	02:27:05:28	Chris [GM]	I’m going to roll this.
02:27:07:16	02:27:10:12	Chris [GM]	Now does this give me the damage already?
02:27:11:15	02:27:18:03	Steve [Nortle]	either use that damage number if you want or you can roll the required number of dice
02:27:13:28	02:27:14:13	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:27:20:22	02:27:20:27	Dave [Xeros]	d
02:27:22:02	02:27:24:23	Chris [GM]	I see it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:27:24	02:27:30:24	Chris [GM]	In this case I am going to roll just my face.
02:27:32:22	02:27:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	should always be rolling damage and then you have a modifier for the damage
02:27:35:26	02:27:47:14	Chris [GM]	Very cool. All right. We’ll see if you… Okay, so it’s going to pull back and it’s gonna give you a nice soupy roar. The smell of it is actually quite nice.
02:27:44:07	02:27:45:27	Steve [Nortle]	a soupy roar
02:27:49:06	02:27:53:02	Brin [Basil]	i’m just gonna open my mouth and wait for the sausage
02:27:56:01	02:28:05:03	Chris [GM]	Okay, it does not because it’s a DC 10, right? Oh, plus but it’s got a modifier. Okay, yeah, yeah. So plus five is this thing.
02:28:05:03	02:28:16:05	Chris [GM]	um so 15 yeah it hits and i it’s for nine damage no we’re just gonna do straight d12 on this
02:28:05:16	02:28:06:19	Steve [Nortle]	so it hit
02:28:15:29	02:28:18:24	Steve [Nortle]	d12 is that’s a pretty chonky hit
02:28:16:05	02:28:23:07	Chris [GM]	this thing this thing is really overpowered for your guys level so i’m modifying that
02:28:19:00	02:28:19:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
02:28:20:08	02:28:24:24	Dave [Xeros]	she got a banger in the mouth
02:28:27:06	02:28:29:07	Brin [Basil]	nevermind I’m not going to say that, my poor husband
02:28:30:18	02:28:31:26	Brin [Basil]	what was the damage again?
02:28:33:04	02:28:37:22	Brin [Basil]	9 he’s going to listen to me and be like what the foo
02:28:39:00	02:28:40:22	Chris [GM]	Does he actually listen to this?
02:28:41:22	02:28:43:19	Brin [Basil]	no we’re going to keep it that way
02:28:43:25	02:28:44:24	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:28:45:26	02:28:48:06	Steve [Nortle]	did you have a wholesome time honey
02:28:46:06	02:28:46:18	Brin [Basil]	sure
02:28:48:14	02:28:51:07	Brin [Basil]	sure did darling just had some sausage
02:28:49:18	02:28:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:28:51:21	02:28:56:25	Chris [GM]	So the sausage chain whip comes flying out and slams down on you.
02:28:55:18	02:28:57:12	Dave [Xeros]	got sauced
02:28:58:04	02:29:09:09	Chris [GM]	Now, any player who encounters the elemental for the first time if they’re hit by it for the very first time make an intelligence saving throw
02:29:09:09	02:29:10:17	Chris [GM]	against the elementals
02:29:12:12	02:29:19:04	Chris [GM]	charisma save or be forced to take a bite out of it. And biting out of it does something in addition.
02:29:19:24	02:29:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	so she has to make an intelligent or charisma saving throw
02:29:22:16	02:29:28:01	Chris [GM]	Intelligence saving throw against the elemental’s charisma, so I need to roll a charisma roll here.
02:29:28:09	02:29:31:24	Steve [Nortle]	I can’t imagine a soup is particularly charismatic.
02:29:32:21	02:29:40:02	Brin [Basil]	okay so I’m just doing intelligence now wait a minute saving throw so I got to
02:29:35:11	02:29:37:04	Chris [GM]	Yep, I did get a 16 though.
02:29:39:15	02:29:42:17	Chris [GM]	Oh but I don’t need to roll because the charismas aren’t set.
02:29:40:02	02:29:47:25	Brin [Basil]	make sure I do this one right? I go to 14 oh
02:29:46:24	02:29:48:14	Chris [GM]	You win. You beat the charisma.
02:29:50:19	02:29:54:14	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Awesome. Why do… Oh, man.
02:29:55:13	02:29:56:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very charismatic soup
02:29:59:16	02:30:00:00	Brin [Basil]	little too
02:30:00:00	02:30:13:13	Brin [Basil]	a little too spicy. So
02:30:04:07	02:30:05:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s basically underwater
02:30:06:01	02:30:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	he doesn’t speak he gurgles
02:30:07:13	02:30:08:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	super good.
02:30:10:17	02:30:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	Chris, does that
02:30:13:00	02:30:17:09	Steve [Nortle]	each… You said it’s the first creature or the first time you encounter it?
02:30:13:13	02:30:14:01	Brin [Basil]	many things
02:30:16:27	02:30:27:09	Chris [GM]	The first time you get hit by it and counter it, any of the – if you – yeah, on the first high, it smells that delicious. It’s called Delicious Visage.
02:30:16:27	02:30:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	he started it
02:30:18:24	02:30:21:20	Steve [Nortle]	So any of us might decide to take a bite.
02:30:24:21	02:30:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	Slurp slurp slurp!
02:30:27:01	02:30:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	did you never mind
02:30:29:07	02:30:30:11	Chris [GM]	Okay, so you’re good.
02:30:31:28	02:30:37:11	Chris [GM]	We are good. Okay, okay. So now that ends its turn
02:30:38:22	02:30:42:19	Chris [GM]	and we are on to Fowl Claw. You’re up.
02:30:42:04	02:30:42:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
02:30:43:28	02:30:54:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, um… I am gonna cast Can I do a cantrip and a spell in one turn? That’s not
02:30:54:17	02:30:55:24	Steve [Nortle]	are one action
02:30:54:29	02:31:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	cantrip is a spell yeah you can there’s sometimes that you can there are some classes that have a bonus action that can be a cantrip but unless it’s actually marked down and it doesn’t work
02:31:03:10	02:31:28:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m like
02:31:04:12	02:31:05:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
02:31:05:19	02:31:16:14	Chris [GM]	This is the best part of this, guys. We’re really… I pride ourselves in our role-playing and getting through this game but when we actually come down to the mechanics
02:31:16:14	02:31:24:01	Chris [GM]	and battles and stuff it’s very easy to hear how inexperienced three of us are, right?
02:31:24:09	02:31:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	you guys are doing awesome though that’s the thing is just you ask the right questions you’re great
02:31:25:29	02:31:27:05	Steve [Nortle]	it’s fine
02:31:27:02	02:31:28:14	Chris [GM]	It cracks me up.
02:31:28:08	02:31:38:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where are we who am I
02:31:28:23	02:31:40:02	Brin [Basil]	where’s the d10? Can i hold on and i’m like counting the sides one at of time. Well, when we were
02:31:35:15	02:31:36:21	Chris [GM]	what does that mean?
02:31:36:03	02:31:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	so the 0 is a 10 how does that even
02:31:40:17	02:31:43:26	Brin [Basil]	playing, Dave’s like okay roll your d7 and I was like
02:31:45:14	02:31:50:08	Brin [Basil]	I’m looking, searching he’s like sorry d8 son of a
02:31:50:05	02:31:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	because i keep on saying like for uh the forbidden fruits orchard like drinks I’m like, roll a d7.
02:31:54:08	02:31:55:19	Steve [Nortle]	right oh
02:31:58:05	02:32:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’d love for her to exist. Really?
02:31:58:15	02:32:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	it does they have all odds there’s a d1 that actually every time you roll it, it comes up as a one.
02:32:08:27	02:32:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	There you go. See?
02:32:10:07	02:32:14:00	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t know why you need that but it does exist
02:32:13:05	02:32:14:10	Brin [Basil]	it’s awesome though
02:32:14:19	02:32:16:02	Dave [Xeros]	Roll your d1.
02:32:15:18	02:32:17:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s basically what I have.
02:32:23:02	02:32:26:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, no, so first I’m going to
02:32:28:05	02:32:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cast True Strike my cantrip to this creature to figure out what its defenses are it gives me insight into how kind of how to defeat it
02:32:37:26	02:32:38:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and then
02:32:40:04	02:32:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on my next turn I do have advantage on my attack with that so i figure out its defenses and then as a bonus action i’m going to interact
02:32:48:11	02:32:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	with my scroll and i am going to say the magic word i’m gonna use the jubilee side
02:32:56:29	02:33:00:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i’m pretty stoked about our newest convert still
02:33:02:06	02:33:09:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um and this gives me a plus one uh i level up all my
02:33:11:28	02:33:23:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that um but i have to roll a d20 to figure out what happens the 17 nothing happens to me so okay but i get insight into its defenses
02:33:24:06	02:33:27:24	Chris [GM]	and I don’t contest that at all
02:33:30:28	02:33:35:12	Chris [GM]	defenses, defenses where am I going to find the defenses
02:33:36:11	02:33:39:19	Steve [Nortle]	if it says that he’s resistant to
02:33:41:07	02:33:41:25	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
02:33:41:10	02:33:42:20	Chris [GM]	awesome
02:33:41:13	02:33:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s resistances and then also anything that’s like yeah, immunities.
02:33:44:03	02:33:53:22	Chris [GM]	communities condition. Okay, cool. Yeah, so this thing damage resistances to bludgeoning and piercing
02:33:53:22	02:33:57:14	Chris [GM]	and slashing from non- magical attacks.
02:33:57:16	02:34:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	All of hers are magical attacks because she’s using
02:34:00:02	02:34:00:27	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:34:02:18	02:34:10:19	Chris [GM]	So any of the types of attacks from nonmagical attacks is pretty resistant and it’s immune
02:34:10:19	02:34:15:10	Chris [GM]	to poison. Cool.
02:34:15:16	02:34:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	wait list the types again
02:34:19:10	02:34:25:22	Chris [GM]	Bludgeoning, piercing and slishing from non magical attacks but from non magical
02:34:26:11	02:34:28:14	Steve [Nortle]	my boomerang is not magical
02:34:29:02	02:34:29:09	Dave [Xeros]	monk
02:34:29:25	02:34:39:13	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, yeah and so that just basically means if it’s a resistance what is that? Half damage
02:34:30:10	02:34:33:13	Dave [Xeros]	he’s not very magical he just has key points
02:34:35:11	02:35:09:11	Brin [Basil]	oh my
02:34:37:27	02:34:38:29	Steve [Nortle]	Half damage.
02:34:41:11	02:34:59:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just slash harder i don’t
02:34:43:12	02:34:48:21	Chris [GM]	think of it as like water, like anything you’re going to attack water, it’s just kind of splish splash through it and stuff
02:34:45:18	02:34:49:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s why I went with Ice in my first attack, yeah.
02:34:48:21	02:34:58:17	Chris [GM]	Alright, anything else I need to tell you for that thing?
02:35:02:11	02:35:04:01	Chris [GM]	We’re back at the top to Eros
02:35:05:09	02:35:06:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s basil
02:35:05:29	02:35:08:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Beezle
02:35:08:29	02:35:10:09	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t hear a difference.
02:35:09:11	02:35:10:10	Brin [Basil]	I didn’t even catch it
02:35:10:12	02:35:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	Basil of Baker Street
02:35:12:07	02:35:16:11	Brin [Basil]	I know you really should have a British accent with that name honestly
02:35:17:19	02:35:20:08	Steve [Nortle]	Maybe you talk to Rex and he’ll come back sounding different.
02:35:19:13	02:35:21:29	Brin [Basil]	maybe I’ll go there.
02:35:23:13	02:35:25:27	Dave [Xeros]	again cast in law introduce
02:35:26:14	02:35:27:21	Chris [GM]	oh yeah, you’re tall again
02:35:27:07	02:35:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	I am, and I’m going to cast Reduce on this Supetamata.
02:35:31:25	02:35:35:19	Chris [GM]	super elemental cool, how do I counter that
02:35:36:06	02:35:48:03	Dave [Xeros]	It is a… For the duration of the spell enlarges or reduces the creature Or an object you can see within range The targeted object must be neither worn nor carried
02:35:48:03	02:35:57:01	Dave [Xeros]	If the target is an unwilling creature it can make a constant save-and-throw On a successful save the spell has no effect Everything that a targeted creature
02:35:57:01	02:36:02:16	Dave [Xeros]	is wearing and changes the size blah blah blah so he can make a constitution saving throw and
02:36:05:04	02:36:05:13	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:36:07:25	02:36:15:16	Steve [Nortle]	So in his stat block, it should have the six main one and the constitution it should say plus one or plus two
02:36:10:23	02:36:16:04	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s like if it’s plus one, plus two whatever
02:36:16:00	02:36:20:00	Chris [GM]	Right, but if it’s already higher than a 15 is that?
02:36:16:04	02:36:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	so you roll your d20 add that to it. It’s not it’s just your modifier so you have to
02:36:23:04	02:36:30:11	Dave [Xeros]	roll the d20 and then add the modifier okay yeah so if he beats
02:36:25:19	02:36:29:00	Chris [GM]	So this is a plus 4 modifier
02:36:30:11	02:36:36:20	Dave [Xeros]	at 15 all right as a bonus
02:36:31:09	02:36:33:24	Chris [GM]	which he did 14 plus 4 is 18
02:36:38:24	02:36:41:26	Chris [GM]	Love that spell
02:36:41:05	02:36:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	I will do love that spell. So, Silvery Barbs does the following.
02:36:47:15	02:36:49:08	Chris [GM]	Speaking of the mic a little more direct
02:36:50:25	02:36:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Sorry, I’m just trying to get to the point where I can actually read stuff. Silvery Barbz.
02:36:55:28	02:37:06:24	Dave [Xeros]	So you magically distract the triggered creature and turn its momentary uncertainty in encouragement for another creature. The triggering creature must re-roll the d20 and use the lower roll.
02:37:06:23	02:37:14:16	Chris [GM]	Okay That was a 16 Do I only roll to 1
02:37:16:08	02:37:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean if he just – so you pass. So what I’m going to do, though, is then use that as inspiration for someone else. You still have your bardic inspiration, right? Okay.
02:37:16:21	02:37:20:20	Chris [GM]	Because I’m just re-rolling. Okay, so I passed both times. Yeah.
02:37:26:05	02:37:27:17	Brin [Basil]	Right?
02:37:27:08	02:37:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna do a bardic or the inspiration on Jesse.
02:37:32:09	02:37:35:21	Chris [GM]	Wait, so is that three actions that you just did then?
02:37:35:20	02:37:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	No. That’s part of Silvery Barbs is being able to hand it off
02:37:40:26	02:37:41:22	Chris [GM]	But it failed.
02:37:44:07	02:37:45:10	Dave [Xeros]	a different creature, blah-blah-blop.
02:37:47:00	02:37:49:19	Dave [Xeros]	Magically distract. It still says
02:37:50:20	02:37:54:29	Dave [Xeros]	creature you can see within 60 feet of yourself succeed under attack roll or billage check or save throw
02:37:56:12	02:38:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	You can choose a creature, different creature you can see within range. The chosen creature has advantage on the next attack roll. Yeah, it doesn’t say on a success.
02:38:04:29	02:38:10:27	Steve [Nortle]	He’s already got advantage on it from his yoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38:07:04	02:38:08:03	Dave [Xeros]	Oh he does? Okay.
02:38:09:26	02:38:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll give it to you. It’s basically I’m just like robbing his initiative and giving it to someone else even if he does succeed I still can hand it off to someone others
02:38:10:12	02:38:11:05	Chris [GM]	Okay, cool.
02:38:13:12	02:38:13:24	Chris [GM]	Right.
02:38:15:15	02:38:15:27	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:38:16:29	02:38:20:00	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I never… Silvery Barbs is one that I have a hard time understanding.
02:38:20:01	02:38:20:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
02:38:23:05	02:38:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	And then I’m going to move
02:38:28:02	02:38:28:21	Chris [GM]	Back it up!
02:38:30:04	02:38:30:16	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:38:30:25	02:38:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t want to eat soup today
02:38:32:10	02:38:34:04	Chris [GM]	Nope. All right, Basil, you’re up.
02:38:37:17	02:38:47:28	Brin [Basil]	Alright, I am going to jump up and do the same thing with my knuckles.
02:38:48:24	02:38:59:12	Brin [Basil]	Get my right one but this time I’m going for his head. I just want to go right through just like a shield decapitation is kind of what I’m thinking.
02:38:53:21	02:38:54:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
02:38:55:15	02:38:56:11	Chris [GM]	Right through the head.
02:38:59:11	02:39:02:26	Chris [GM]	And is it with what
02:39:02:26	02:39:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	with the wall of force I can read that. Do you want to read it?
02:39:02:29	02:39:13:10	Chris [GM]	spell did you call it the wall of force is that something she can use every single attack so what’s
02:39:06:02	02:39:08:01	Brin [Basil]	No, oh, go for it if you have a…
02:39:07:17	02:39:14:14	Dave [Xeros]	okay she can’t yeah it’s basically a magical effect that happens with her knuckles um every
02:39:15:05	02:39:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	time she punches so it just it’s just kind of like i mean we may nerf this a little bit because is like a level five spell yeah so an invisible wall of force springs into existence at the point
02:39:22:16	02:39:24:19	Chris [GM]	guy’s way overpowered so i’m gonna allow it
02:39:27:03	02:39:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	you choose so when she’s punching that wall of course comes out of her knuckles the well appears in any orientation you choose as a horizontal vertical barrier or at an angle it can be free
02:39:37:01	02:39:46:25	Dave [Xeros]	floating or resting on a solid surface you can form it into a like dome or globe with a radius of up to 10 feet and you can shape that flat surface made up
02:39:47:11	02:39:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	two ten foot by ten-foot panels each panel must be contiguous the other panel in any form the wall is one fourth inch thick
02:39:56:27	02:40:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	and lasts for the duration if the wall cuts through a creature space when it appears the creature has pushed to one side
02:40:07:01	02:40:17:04	Dave [Xeros]	him somewhere else nothing could physically pass through the wall it is immune to all damage and can be dispelled by dispel magic a disintegrate spell destroys the wall instantaneously however
02:40:17:04	02:40:27:05	Dave [Xeros]	the wall also extends into the ethereal plane and blocks ethereal travel through the law so basically like if she does that and he tries to do any opportunity attack he’s trying to
02:40:27:05	02:40:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	attack the wall so she can use it and force him different places no it doesn’t really cause damage. It’s just basically pushing
02:40:32:02	02:40:35:17	Chris [GM]	does it does it cause damage too i don’t know if i heard that part
02:40:36:16	02:40:38:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s basically a shield.
02:40:38:08	02:40:50:03	Dave [Xeros]	him out of the way but if she uses hit she still gets the damage from her hit and she can say okay I’m going to push him 10 feet this way, 10 feet that way. She’s like pushing the soup around
02:40:51:02	02:40:58:20	Chris [GM]	you succeed on this then i’m going to say it’s the equivalent of knocking him prone if you successfully splash his head off. Because in a moment,
02:40:57:01	02:40:59:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay, sweet. Because my…
02:41:00:22	02:41:03:24	Chris [GM]	the head and the water but it will just count as if he’s prone.
02:41:03:16	02:41:13:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, because this on this tool for critical hit that’s exactly what happens. The creature is pushed back 2d 10 feet stunned and knocked from
02:41:09:07	02:41:09:26	Chris [GM]	Oh perfect, okay.
02:41:13:11	02:41:13:23	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:41:14:28	02:41:15:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, go ahead and roll.
02:41:20:22	02:41:24:26	Chris [GM]	Oh, you already rolled it? I didn’t hear it go down your cool castle.
02:41:22:22	02:41:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	That’s like with your plushy attack? Oh jeez
02:41:25:10	02:41:35:05	Brin [Basil]	plus my attack no i didn’t do it is it yeah
02:41:27:05	02:41:29:19	Chris [GM]	Did you do it on the…
02:41:29:02	02:41:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	Did you use your bardic?
02:41:31:25	02:41:35:17	Dave [Xeros]	Your 8 it would only get you to a 14 it’s a d6
02:41:35:24	02:41:38:25	Brin [Basil]	that’s a d6 yeah it’s not gonna work
02:41:39:01	02:41:43:01	Chris [GM]	Bummer! Alright, same thing You kind of go flying past overhead
02:41:43:18	02:41:45:26	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to move out of the way so he can’t get to you.
02:41:45:25	02:41:54:18	Brin [Basil]	I’m hungry yeah so I’m gonna go flip up over him thank you yes and try and get as far away as I can
02:41:45:28	02:41:46:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah
02:41:54:18	02:41:58:08	Brin [Basil]	I think the furthest I can go is 30.
02:41:59:01	02:41:59:13	Chris [GM]	Nice
02:42:00:16	02:42:01:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, isn’t it?
02:42:01:24	02:42:03:15	Chris [GM]	Well, so you leaped from that spot
02:42:02:18	02:42:07:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh no, wait, it’s 60 actually. It’s 60. Yes, I want to go all the way.
02:42:04:26	02:42:06:01	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I think it’s 60.
02:42:07:25	02:42:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	You’re on top of one of the food trucks.
02:42:09:20	02:42:10:26	Brin [Basil]	Boom. I like it.
02:42:11:12	02:42:14:01	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay. Nortle, you’re up.
02:42:14:01	02:42:23:10	Steve [Nortle]	All right. I am going to jump forward and I am
02:42:23:10	02:42:28:21	Steve [Nortle]	going to use my Draconic Strike with
02:42:28:21	02:42:39:03	Steve [Nortle]	my claws because I have fingers from which claws can extend? It’s draconic.
02:42:37:29	02:42:39:00	Brin [Basil]	and that’s fine.
02:42:39:11	02:42:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a dracomic thing just so you know.
02:42:40:08	02:42:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you have a tail
02:42:40:19	02:42:44:06	Dave [Xeros]	So you’re like a turtle dragon Alright
02:42:43:03	02:42:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, yeah. That’s why you talk to Rexh.
02:42:47:20	02:42:48:14	Chris [GM]	A little stub.
02:42:47:28	02:42:49:02	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like a little stub
02:42:48:19	02:42:53:05	Steve [Nortle]	Hello? Do you always ask such personal questions?
02:42:49:08	02:42:50:04	Brin [Basil]	Sure does.
02:42:53:16	02:42:58:07	Dave [Xeros]	That’s why I don’t look down Right? Just kind of don’t work down Do you wear pants?
02:42:55:00	02:42:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	Goodness gracious!
02:42:58:07	02:43:00:14	Brin [Basil]	It can sometimes be mistaken for…
02:42:59:20	02:43:02:11	Steve [Nortle]	Hey, anyway, I’m gonna attack now.
02:43:01:08	02:43:02:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:43:04:10	02:43:08:28	Steve [Nortle]	So… No, it’s really not. Okay, so I am
02:43:07:15	02:43:09:23	Dave [Xeros]	or do you just wear like a belt
02:43:10:10	02:43:13:17	Steve [Nortle]	attacking now!
02:43:11:19	02:43:13:16	Brin [Basil]	I’M ATTACKING NOW!
02:43:14:05	02:43:17:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m observing all of this for the first time he has a tail
02:43:14:11	02:43:16:20	Dave [Xeros]	knee pads and elbow pads
02:43:18:16	02:43:29:16	Steve [Nortle]	this is just a normal attack so i’m gonna plus six and uh by doing a draconic strike
02:43:21:23	02:43:22:12	Dave [Xeros]	you’re behind him
02:43:24:12	02:43:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get an aerial view.
02:43:29:16	02:43:41:02	Steve [Nortle]	i can turn the kind of damage into cold so that it’ll do full damage if it hits which it most definitely does 22 to hit uh and so that’ll be seven damage actually i’m
02:43:41:02	02:43:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	gonna i have advantage i’m going to see if i get 20 i don’t you said it was 19 but
02:43:54:19	02:43:57:28	Steve [Nortle]	And then, for my…
02:43:59:14	02:44:01:13	Dave [Xeros]	is that because you sang the song earlier
02:44:03:15	02:44:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just wondering if you have to sing the song in order to get your ice damaged.
02:44:08:09	02:44:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	Like, you know… Ice Ice Baby?
02:44:09:25	02:44:11:17	Brin [Basil]	Ice Baby
02:44:11:16	02:44:15:00	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I was about to go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
02:44:16:23	02:44:25:04	Steve [Nortle]	I am going to go ahead and use one key point which will allow me to take the dodge action so when it attacks back it’ll be at disadvantage
02:44:24:29	02:44:35:21	Chris [GM]	perfect okay because you know it’s about to um something you noticed that yeah thank you
02:44:26:17	02:44:28:06	Steve [Nortle]	and that’s my turn. Yeah.
02:44:30:12	02:44:34:22	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, oh, and I have to try to see if I taste soup. Right?
02:44:37:18	02:44:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	Plus three.
02:44:40:04	02:44:46:06	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s a natural 20 plus 3 so 23. I make him taste his own soup!
02:44:50:12	02:44:57:12	Chris [GM]	uh explain to me the cold aspect of your attack yep
02:44:50:22	02:44:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	No chicken.
02:44:52:15	02:45:02:03	Steve [Nortle]	No spice! Cold is uh, so instead of being like piercing or slashing it’s just It’s like a magical effect
02:44:59:26	02:45:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a magical effect.
02:45:02:03	02:45:04:19	Steve [Nortle]	That way it deals the full amount of damage
02:45:04:22	02:45:05:26	Chris [GM]	capabilities to it or
02:45:06:18	02:45:17:11	Steve [Nortle]	Not I don’t think so It’s just cold damage as opposed to fire damage I mean, I could do other types too
02:45:10:19	02:45:12:01	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just cold damage.
02:45:17:11	02:45:21:25	Steve [Nortle]	I think it’s just cold
02:45:20:11	02:45:29:08	Chris [GM]	from that all right never mind it’s fine uh yeah nice work that was awesome um all right
02:45:22:01	02:45:25:06	Dave [Xeros]	Just cold damage, yep. Cone of cold.
02:45:26:10	02:45:27:11	Dave [Xeros]	Ice work.
02:45:29:10	02:45:30:03	Steve [Nortle]	Chill out.
02:45:30:18	02:45:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	Freeze.
02:45:34:02	02:45:42:13	Chris [GM]	so the soup elemental did not like that and i will say that with the cold going through its leg there it’s definitely gonna slow
02:45:42:13	02:45:49:06	Chris [GM]	it down uh mostly because it’s made comprised of hot soup so it does not like being cold
02:45:48:27	02:45:50:11	Steve [Nortle]	So it’s like steam. It’s like poof!
02:45:50:12	02:45:59:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, now it’s like a half-day old pho. Not like fresh pho You couldn’t boil sausage in that pho anymore
02:45:51:08	02:45:52:02	Chris [GM]	I like it.
02:45:56:08	02:45:57:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Leftover fun
02:45:57:05	02:46:00:24	Brin [Basil]	Ew! Gross.
02:45:59:25	02:46:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just going to be raw Like non-cooked sausage
02:46:00:20	02:46:01:08	Steve [Nortle]	Yep.
02:46:05:08	02:46:14:19	Brin [Basil]	It’s a hazard actually, I
02:46:08:19	02:46:09:22	Chris [GM]	range of this thing.
02:46:09:13	02:46:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	As we’re mocking him
02:46:13:14	02:46:18:07	Chris [GM]	So, it’s going to use a celery slam
02:46:14:19	02:46:19:09	Brin [Basil]	can’t…
02:46:18:24	02:46:19:16	Steve [Nortle]	Celery slam!
02:46:19:28	02:46:22:28	Chris [GM]	and it reaches
02:46:23:29	02:46:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:46:24:25	02:46:30:16	Chris [GM]	15 feet so only you will be affected by this. Oh, it’s but one target. Okay.
02:46:32:26	02:46:36:04	Chris [GM]	I’ve already forgotten. Remind me what I do. I roll the detour
02:46:34:24	02:46:35:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Roll
02:46:36:01	02:46:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	Rolled the d20 twice because he has disadvantage and then rolled a d12 at the same time. Oh, the celery slam
02:46:38:04	02:46:41:27	Chris [GM]	and then whatever his roll it twice with this vantage up
02:46:47:29	02:46:51:29	Steve [Nortle]	is not as bad as chicken sausage whip.
02:46:53:27	02:47:02:19	Chris [GM]	there here we go plus 5 on it but we will just drop plus 5
02:47:07:01	02:47:07:29	Chris [GM]	that’s a 3
02:47:09:24	02:47:19:14	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so So, he’s going and I just do the whole Michelangelo moment And my head drops into my shell And the celery goes straight over it
02:47:10:12	02:47:12:10	Chris [GM]	slams down completely misses
02:47:16:00	02:47:16:16	Chris [GM]	shonk
02:47:19:14	02:47:47:08	Brin [Basil]	Ah yes! It
02:47:20:16	02:47:22:04	Steve [Nortle]	I love being a turtle
02:47:23:10	02:47:27:03	Chris [GM]	I’ve been waiting for this moment Ah, it’s awesome.
02:47:24:29	02:47:25:29	Steve [Nortle]	So long
02:47:26:13	02:47:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	His voice changed again.
02:47:29:10	02:47:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	In my enthusiasm
02:47:31:10	02:47:34:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I love being a turtle! I want being a tiger!
02:47:32:27	02:47:34:29	Steve [Nortle]	I love big a turtle
02:47:34:17	02:47:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:47:34:29	02:47:46:04	Steve [Nortle]	Stop asking that question
02:47:36:16	02:47:38:03	Dave [Xeros]	That was good, that was good.
02:47:39:23	02:47:40:25	Chris [GM]	Okay, nice.
02:47:40:05	02:47:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	But did his tail go in the show when he did that?
02:47:46:04	02:47:50:24	Steve [Nortle]	Basil, don’t you even
02:47:47:08	02:47:48:11	Brin [Basil]	actually - nevermind.
02:47:50:22	02:47:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	Maybe we should just ask Basil questions about Nortal.
02:47:52:10	02:47:55:19	Brin [Basil]	I’ve been teasing him about his tale all of his life.
02:47:56:06	02:47:59:10	Dave [Xeros]	You gotta tuck that between your legs and go home?
02:47:59:11	02:48:02:11	Steve [Nortle]	Little cotton tail over there Going through the forest
02:48:02:03	02:48:05:18	Brin [Basil]	Hey, my Cottontail gets me dates yours gets the opposite
02:48:04:08	02:48:05:06	Chris [GM]	Foulclaw, you’re up.
02:48:06:28	02:48:10:13	Steve [Nortle]	I love that this conversation is happening while the soup attacks us.
02:48:08:05	02:48:15:25	Dave [Xeros]	jimmy eccentrics comes wandering in looking for like christian like lyrics you
02:48:14:07	02:48:16:15	Brin [Basil]	Classic sibling rivalry
02:48:17:25	02:48:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to cast a Chromatic Orb on this guy.
02:48:24:15	02:48:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we’re going to try… We’re going keep the cold damage going. Seems like he didn’t want that because I can choose what type of damage.
02:48:37:11	02:48:42:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The only thing on this one it says you make a ranged spell attack against the target on a hit.
02:48:43:05	02:48:47:29	Steve [Nortle]	So you roll, right?
02:48:46:23	02:48:47:01	Chris [GM]	you hit?
02:48:48:20	02:48:51:05	Brin [Basil]	Where’s TBD with his Frostfingers man?
02:48:52:23	02:49:05:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i have advantage but also the okay
02:48:53:03	02:48:53:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah
02:49:04:26	02:49:07:01	Steve [Nortle]	on the spell
02:49:08:18	02:49:16:24	Steve [Nortle]	That kicks you up to an 18 And then it should deal more damage because of your Jubilee
02:49:17:13	02:49:26:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes um so i’m casting this at level two but because of my scroll goes up to three
02:49:33:17	02:49:37:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so yeah i gotta put a fire there
02:49:34:03	02:49:34:29	Chris [GM]	Oh he did!
02:49:38:26	02:49:45:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay can i throw him down your tower real quick
02:49:45:28	02:49:47:03	Steve [Nortle]	Yes, you may
02:49:47:19	02:49:49:20	Chris [GM]	Does he need more D8s? I got another one right here.
02:49:59:04	02:50:07:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14 points of damage yes thank you and
02:50:00:24	02:50:01:10	Chris [GM]	Nice!
02:50:02:19	02:50:03:21	Chris [GM]	Way to go man.
02:50:07:07	02:50:11:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then i’m going to move a little bit
02:50:22:03	02:50:25:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like kind of above his head like 30 feet or something i don’t know how tall he is
02:50:26:04	02:50:27:28	Chris [GM]	What is a large…
02:50:28:07	02:50:30:28	Dave [Xeros]	like 15 feet usually yeah 10
02:50:29:14	02:50:30:24	Chris [GM]	15 feet? Okay.
02:50:33:14	02:50:35:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m like 25 maybe 30 feet
02:50:34:07	02:50:40:19	Steve [Nortle]	Which means you would still be in range of his celery attack or his whip.
02:50:36:04	02:51:13:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s an
02:50:41:26	02:50:43:02	Chris [GM]	That’s 15 feet. Yep.
02:50:42:27	02:50:48:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah so i’m gonna like move like maybe just out of range kind over here on the other side of the food truck
02:50:49:16	02:50:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	about 15 more feet
02:50:51:27	02:50:53:26	Chris [GM]	Nice. Okay. Very cool.
02:50:55:22	02:50:57:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah. Soup Monster
02:50:58:24	02:51:10:17	Chris [GM]	you definitely got his attention and he’s looking right at you with his carrot-y eyes that keep like shifting and swirling around And also, it’s an onion eye now. It’s just something is always placed in that position.
02:51:10:24	02:51:13:07	Chris [GM]	So but you can tell looking right at you.
02:51:12:12	02:51:13:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The onion.
02:51:13:20	02:51:14:26	Brin [Basil]	interchangeable eye.
02:51:14:22	02:51:17:24	Steve [Nortle]	That’s like bordering on eldritch horror right there.
02:51:16:29	02:51:17:13	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
02:51:17:08	02:51:18:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:51:19:10	02:51:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	we jumped into call of cthulhu all of a sudden
02:51:21:10	02:51:26:06	Steve [Nortle]	It’s first a femur and then it’s then a heart and then
02:51:23:26	02:51:25:28	Chris [GM]	Get your get your D10s out.
02:51:28:01	02:51:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	we have we have jumped now get your d10s out i am large i’m large and i am in charge
02:51:28:12	02:51:28:26	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
02:51:31:03	02:51:35:03	Chris [GM]	All right, Aris, you’re back in and you are large and large and charged.
02:51:35:25	02:51:45:16	Dave [Xeros]	and i have used most of my spells so i am going to kiss uh vicious mockery
02:51:45:19	02:51:57:18	Dave [Xeros]	uh so i jump down and i uh pull up my violin and i just start you know screeching out some uh just you know incoherent like lyrics but
02:51:57:18	02:52:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	every other lyric is a extremely foul word that just gets beat so it’s just like
02:52:04:23	02:52:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	kind of scatting to an extent like you know devil goes down Georgia type stuff and that
02:52:10:08	02:52:10:26	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:52:13:10	02:52:16:16	Steve [Nortle]	like Ralphie from The Christmas Story? Frigid!
02:52:18:04	02:52:19:17	Dave [Xeros]	and like these
02:52:20:19	02:52:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	lyrics kind of like form force or like bouncing and hitting him in all these places so I will roll to attack on the actual vicious mockeries at will
02:52:29:14	02:52:35:29	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, isn’t Vicious Mockery something that he has to resist?
02:52:29:19	02:52:40:08	Dave [Xeros]	so i just pulled damage on a damaging it’s a wisdom saving throw 15 oh he’s getting out of
02:52:37:29	02:52:42:27	Chris [GM]	yeah i don’t think he’s getting that his intel or his wisdom is not great
02:52:38:10	02:52:38:21	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:52:46:28	02:52:53:18	Chris [GM]	sorry dude you got a nat 20 oh you get to do it again the silvery barbs
02:52:49:11	02:52:51:05	Brin [Basil]	no way
02:52:53:18	02:53:00:14	Chris [GM]	spell or is it a cantrip that you have but didn’t you cast
02:52:56:26	02:53:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	the spell i still have spell slots i just don’t have second level spell slots no vicious marker is cantrip silvery
02:53:04:26	02:53:12:13	Steve [Nortle]	But is silvery barb and bonus
02:53:07:08	02:53:18:12	Dave [Xeros]	bars are reaction so there’s actions reactions and bonus actions a reaction i can use anytime like when anyone is doing anything
02:53:13:26	02:53:15:16	Chris [GM]	help me understand? There’s a reaction
02:53:18:12	02:53:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	in one round i can use one reaction doesn’t matter it’s no no
02:53:20:17	02:53:26:00	Chris [GM]	but if it’s a spell does that mean you had to cast it first for it to be able to act as
02:53:27:29	02:53:35:17	Steve [Nortle]	So yeah, because all of his spells, all of Jesse’s spells are actions. Cantrips and spells that are all in
02:53:35:17	02:53:50:08	Steve [Nortle]	that category uh yeah and so i can
02:53:35:19	02:53:36:06	Dave [Xeros]	barbs is
02:53:39:02	02:53:45:11	Chris [GM]	is that thing active all the time? That’s just way overpowered I mean really I’m fine doing it now but
02:53:46:15	02:53:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	casting time one reaction that’s it so i can us it off my turn so if like
02:53:52:06	02:53:56:19	Chris [GM]	one reaction per battle or one reaction for turn per round
02:53:52:07	02:53:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	you’re attacking basil per round per round so there’s four actions five actions happening in
02:53:59:26	02:54:11:18	Dave [Xeros]	around i can see at any point during those fives and i can’t use it twice so if i use it now i I can’t use it until It’s back to the initiative order So, It has to jump all the way Back to the top of the Initiative order Which is me
02:54:11:10	02:54:22:27	Brin [Basil]	he got it too
02:54:11:18	02:54:13:01	Dave [Xeros]	In order for me To use it again
02:54:13:14	02:54:17:08	Chris [GM]	now why people don’t like a spell. DMs mainly
02:54:15:12	02:54:15:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
02:54:17:02	02:54:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	Hi Ha
02:54:19:14	02:54:20:16	Chris [GM]	You got it too
02:54:20:18	02:54:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	Alright Yeah He got hit with All of my Proverbial swear words
02:54:26:26	02:54:30:15	Dave [Xeros]	And That is A Sorry Gotta get back To
02:54:30:21	02:54:31:28	Chris [GM]	is mightier than the sword
02:54:32:23	02:54:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	Penis mightier
02:54:35:25	02:54:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll take The penis mightia
02:54:39:07	02:54:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	400
02:54:41:08	02:54:41:22	Dave [Xeros]	Uh
02:54:41:12	02:54:44:19	Steve [Nortle]	shabba it starts with a bloody yes
02:54:47:05	02:55:42:01	Steve [Nortle]	i’ve been waiting to use that one too usually
02:54:48:23	02:54:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	uh it is 1d6 damage but yeah i can’t do the first level because my second level spell slots are
02:54:53:01	02:54:53:22	Chris [GM]	Cool
02:54:59:01	02:55:07:06	Dave [Xeros]	gone so that is three actually here yeah three points of damage yep and
02:55:05:28	02:55:10:28	Chris [GM]	One more question about Silvery Barbs
02:55:07:06	02:55:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	then i am going to who doesn’t have advantage on their next rolls
02:55:15:04	02:55:24:16	Chris [GM]	If SilveryBarbs is a reaction It should be a reaction to something I did, right? Not to an action you did
02:55:21:06	02:55:21:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you rolled.
02:55:24:14	02:55:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, you rolled to resist it. It changes any of your rolls.
02:55:25:18	02:55:26:27	Chris [GM]	right but does
02:55:29:16	02:55:36:21	Chris [GM]	that wouldn’t be a reaction you were able to do because you were doing the action not me acting
02:55:37:08	02:55:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Reaction can be used at any time on my turn anyone’s turn
02:55:42:01	02:55:44:12	Steve [Nortle]	reactions don’t have that much clout
02:55:44:12	02:56:04:12	Steve [Nortle]	usually they’re a much smaller thing that they can do yeah right
02:55:47:20	02:55:51:23	Chris [GM]	if I was doing the action and you reacted my action towards you
02:55:54:00	02:55:57:25	Chris [GM]	when all I did was just see what you did worked or not
02:55:56:27	02:56:02:09	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s any roll anytime you’re making a roll I can use Silvery Barbs on it
02:56:03:26	02:56:11:21	Chris [GM]	we might have to figure out a way to balance that in the future that seems a bit overpowered
02:56:11:13	02:56:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	Rules is written man
02:56:14:06	02:56:25:11	Steve [Nortle]	that’s always but how we live this as far as the advantage question his was based upon uh a spell and that’s over
02:56:25:11	02:56:29:18	Steve [Nortle]	and so no one has advantage against
02:56:26:27	02:56:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Basil do you have advantage?
02:56:29:25	02:56:31:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to use my fighting spirit
02:56:32:04	02:56:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll give it to Falclaw
02:56:35:08	02:56:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, so you get advantage on your next roll.
02:56:39:11	02:56:41:19	Chris [GM]	Cool We’re Basil
02:56:43:11	02:56:53:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m pretty pissed off because my last two moves epically failed So I’ve got some fighting spirit, which is a bonus axon and it just gives me advantage.
02:56:54:08	02:57:02:22	Brin [Basil]	And then it gives me a temporary health boost of plus five so I’m back up to 27 now.
02:57:04:15	02:57:14:29	Brin [Basil]	And then I’m going to run again at this sucker yeah, the soup sucker
02:57:11:12	02:57:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	Sucka.
02:57:13:15	02:57:15:07	Dave [Xeros]	Get him Basil! Go get him!
02:57:14:29	02:57:25:08	Brin [Basil]	and I’m gonna kind of do an uppercut and my goal is to kind of build a 10 -foot dome. He’s like 15 feet, you said? Okay so I’m going
02:57:25:08	02:57:36:07	Brin [Basil]	to build this dome through…and i just want his head to not be in the dome but his body to be yes the wall of force. So yeah I’m gonna cast it
02:57:36:26	02:57:39:01	Brin [Basil]	Cast It! Yes exactly
02:57:37:15	02:57:38:04	Steve [Nortle]	guillotine?
02:57:39:04	02:57:40:12	Chris [GM]	big metal wave
02:57:40:08	02:57:49:08	Brin [Basil]	And I’m doing it with an uppercut So I’m Going to be punching up To the center Of The Dome and then it’s going to come around. And hopefully decapitate this soup.
02:57:49:17	02:57:54:25	Brin [Basil]	Here we go.
02:57:50:13	02:57:53:16	Chris [GM]	Knocking it prone Go ahead and roll
02:57:56:09	02:57:59:07	Brin [Basil]	This is with advance… Oh, I’m not going to need it though.
02:58:00:26	02:58:02:03	Brin [Basil]	Just going to do it anyways.
02:58:03:28	02:58:06:00	Brin [Basil]	Okay, I got a 23 and a 20.
02:58:08:08	02:58:09:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right in the soup
02:58:10:07	02:58:15:15	Brin [Basil]	How long does this wall of force last? Is it just my turn? Okay.
02:58:14:16	02:58:17:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, basically is just a wall of force.
02:58:15:28	02:58:17:14	Chris [GM]	It looks like a thing
02:58:18:02	02:58:19:25	Brin [Basil]	Okay, yeah so it’s just like it.
02:58:18:16	02:58:30:13	Dave [Xeros]	And if you cast Wall of Force and it happens again, you’re basically resetting the wall. If you were to keep it up and you weren’t using it, it would stay up until you kind of took it away. But since you’re
02:58:23:29	02:58:24:07	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
02:58:30:13	02:58:32:15	Dave [Xeros]	using it over and over again, you’re just receptive
02:58:30:26	02:58:31:12	Brin [Basil]	Right.
02:58:33:02	02:58:34:22	Chris [GM]	Nice. So what was the damage?
02:58:33:10	02:58:33:20	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
02:58:34:29	02:58:35:27	Brin [Basil]	Oh, sorry.
02:58:40:27	02:58:43:20	Brin [Basil]	Sorry, one second. I’m trying real hard here.
02:58:44:20	02:58:47:29	Chris [GM]	You’re good. Four damage! Woo! But you did
02:58:45:15	02:58:47:08	Brin [Basil]	Four. Yeah.
02:58:52:10	02:58:53:20	Steve [Nortle]	because that will give me advantage.
02:58:54:10	02:58:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	because he’s like frozen so he’s half half speed at this point
02:58:59:15	02:59:04:01	Chris [GM]	cause see the cold he didn’t like that put him at half speed for the round but that’s
02:59:01:16	02:59:09:05	Brin [Basil]	It went from cold to lukewarm because it mixed together again.
02:59:08:23	02:59:14:13	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, alright I’m going to do the same thing they did last time
02:59:14:24	02:59:27:00	Steve [Nortle]	uh because i may as well yeah um so
02:59:18:17	02:59:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, so
02:59:19:06	02:59:19:21	Dave [Xeros]	walk
02:59:21:22	02:59:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	in a little
02:59:27:00	02:59:31:27	Steve [Nortle]	18 to hit and that’s a total of 10 damage
02:59:32:22	02:59:43:16	Steve [Nortle]	and then I’m gonna go ahead and use my flurry of blows after an attack action on your turn
02:59:37:06	02:59:38:19	Chris [GM]	You guys are taking shots.
02:59:43:16	02:59:49:14	Steve [Nortle]	i spend one key point to make two unarmed strikes as a bonus action so i’m going to roll this two
02:59:49:14	03:00:00:24	Steve [Nortle]	more times uh no
02:59:49:28	02:59:51:26	Chris [GM]	Okay, but they’ll be at half damage
02:59:55:27	02:59:56:22	Chris [GM]	What is it?
03:00:00:24	03:00:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	no this is all my draconic strike yeah so i have dracmic strike is instead
03:00:03:14	03:00:04:20	Chris [GM]	Oh, it’s all part of it?
03:00:08:17	03:00:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	of like just punching normally i’m using dracomic force which in this case is the ice damage the
03:00:15:19	03:00:25:13	Steve [Nortle]	damage yeah i’m still using my draconic strike action so basically i punched once and then
03:00:15:25	03:00:17:10	Chris [GM]	your bonus action though?
03:00:25:13	03:00:30:27	Steve [Nortle]	i pulled back my fist and i spin around to do like a like a spinning roundhouse kick
03:00:32:04	03:00:39:29	Steve [Nortle]	that jump uh but i guess i went straight through i went too fast in and there was
03:00:37:10	03:00:37:26	Dave [Xeros]	too fast.
03:00:39:29	03:00:50:17	Steve [Nortle]	still too much like space from where i punched and so my my foot just goes through the empty area and then um i land and i do the little bruce lee wow everywhere i like send my fist backwards at
03:00:50:17	03:00:58:03	Steve [Nortle]	him that one hit uh and that one did 25
03:00:58:03	03:01:07:12	Steve [Nortle]	to hit and 10 damage again okay
03:00:59:23	03:01:01:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah
03:01:00:01	03:01:01:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s awesome.
03:01:01:04	03:01:02:19	Chris [GM]	Well, see?
03:01:01:22	03:01:04:18	Dave [Xeros]	Like you hit the soup and it just like ripples.
03:01:07:09	03:01:13:04	Chris [GM]	You guys made quick work of this. I did not expect you to do it that quickly. Woo! Tell me how
03:01:07:12	03:01:15:08	Steve [Nortle]	so i do this
03:01:12:24	03:01:14:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Heyyyy
03:01:16:05	03:01:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	incredible like a spin around and i’d do the bruce leigh move angle and it hits him for a quick moment everything seems to hold still
03:01:27:29	03:01:39:17	Steve [Nortle]	as they’re frozen in time then a ripple just goes out from him like the side of the building in The Matrix when Trinity slams against him yeah, yeah
03:01:37:23	03:01:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:01:39:17	03:01:47:14	Steve [Nortle]	all of this spicy dish cascading all over Basil
03:01:47:14	03:01:55:12	Steve [Nortle]	and it’s like an umbrella as
03:01:49:03	03:02:00:21	Brin [Basil]	and use the wall of force around me literally i can make a 10 foot dome do
03:01:53:27	03:01:55:02	Dave [Xeros]	you can make a
03:01:55:12	03:01:59:18	Steve [Nortle]	gallons upon gallons of spicy soup just saturate the ground
03:02:00:02	03:02:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	just dome yourself only let carrots through
03:02:03:12	03:02:10:18	Steve [Nortle]	but i’m right next to you so so so it’d cover me too and so that way there’s spicy
03:02:04:10	03:02:15:18	Brin [Basil]	do I need to do this so it’s going to cover you too yeah, this is what I’m doing there’s my magic dome and I’m holding
03:02:10:18	03:02:22:10	Steve [Nortle]	soup everywhere except on us and i read and i try to bump fists but then i realized that it will cause all of the soup that’s on the dome to fall on us
03:02:22:10	03:02:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	so I wisely just give you a thumbs up.
03:02:25:22	03:02:39:16	Brin [Basil]	me glaring at you. Rihanna?
03:02:26:26	03:02:38:11	Chris [GM]	you guys didn’t see was that the musician uh who’s the one that sings under my umbrella
03:02:27:01	03:02:42:26	Steve [Nortle]	I know that Brianna
03:02:39:12	03:02:42:14	Chris [GM]	brianna but what’s her fantasy name help me out here
03:02:40:03	03:02:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	she made a cheese brie
03:02:42:25	03:02:43:08	Brin [Basil]	T
03:02:43:19	03:02:46:15	Chris [GM]	Brianna’s there in the she’s made out of cheese
03:02:44:10	03:02:46:20	Brin [Basil]	Brianna
03:02:49:25	03:03:01:18	Chris [GM]	there totally inspired by your final move while you two are sitting under this beautiful umbrella blocking all the spicy things and a big hit song next year comes out Under My Un-Barella
03:02:57:22	03:02:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	umbrella
03:03:01:18	03:03:03:25	Chris [GM]	so congratulations, you were the inspiration
03:03:04:07	03:03:14:12	Steve [Nortle]	way that did use one of my key points with which means that I am limited to only four times So I’m not like constantly punching three times per round Just so
03:03:12:14	03:03:20:16	Chris [GM]	yeah right, maybe that’s what we’ll do with Silvery Barbs to count them three key points or something like that. That’s crazy!
03:03:15:02	03:03:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	dude like it’s that like silvery barbs rules is written man it’s it’s
03:03:22:00	03:03:25:08	Chris [GM]	That’s crazy! Every single time?
03:03:22:25	03:03:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a reaction like oh it’s every round and that’s my class i’m i’m a support class that’s what i do
03:03:25:02	03:03:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can I make a can I use my incredible allies
03:03:31:19	03:03:32:22	Chris [GM]	I don’t know, man.
03:03:35:25	03:03:40:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to make an investigation check and figure out what was happening around here where’d this thing come from
03:03:37:24	03:03:38:08	Chris [GM]	Yes.
03:03:40:22	03:03:41:15	Chris [GM]	Go ahead and roll.
03:03:41:23	03:03:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	this was foul play
03:03:47:01	03:03:57:03	Brin [Basil]	He rolled a nat one Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
03:03:49:11	03:03:50:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay well
03:03:53:11	03:03:54:19	Chris [GM]	What do you see, Falclaw?
03:03:55:27	03:03:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got some soup in my eyes apparently.
03:03:58:16	03:03:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:59:17	03:04:01:13	Chris [GM]	Is it a nat one again?
03:04:01:05	03:04:02:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, I rolled a seven
03:04:01:25	03:04:05:29	Brin [Basil]	You got some turmeric in there? They’re like stained orange and stinking.
03:04:06:09	03:04:15:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Falclaws, with your height, you did get splashed just a little there so So you can spend the time kind of trying to get it off your feathers.
03:04:06:12	03:04:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	man
03:04:14:22	03:04:16:16	Brin [Basil]	Your white feathers are stained.
03:04:16:00	03:04:20:20	Chris [GM]	And it kind of lowered you to the ground, too, because you just got way too soggy after that explosion.
03:04:20:29	03:04:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can’t fly when I’m soggy
03:04:21:23	03:04:24:13	Steve [Nortle]	Ruins your aerodynamic qualities.
03:04:25:01	03:04:25:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	jeez
03:04:25:12	03:04:29:25	Brin [Basil]	And there is a bird bath nearby but it’s unfortunately filled with soup
03:04:30:28	03:04:32:22	Brin [Basil]	so you can’t wash off.
03:04:34:20	03:04:36:16	Chris [GM]	That’s perfect. That’s terrific.
03:04:39:03	03:04:47:16	Chris [GM]	Bacon, a quirky goblin, he comes running out on my head. I swear, I swear I didn’t do this, at least not
03:04:47:23	03:04:50:05	Brin [Basil]	So this guy did it. Everyone.
03:04:51:07	03:05:02:01	Chris [GM]	is convinced that he followed his recipe perfectly, but he has no clue how a golem popped out, but he’s very grateful to you all for clearly
03:05:02:01	03:05:04:08	Chris [GM]	stopping this thing from hurting anyone
03:05:04:10	03:05:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	Did we, you know, kiss magic? Like find out magic spell? What was that? Did detect magic spell on this?
03:05:13:14	03:05:18:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	detect no we did not i could try you
03:05:18:03	03:05:21:11	Steve [Nortle]	have some dripping from my knuckles.
03:05:23:01	03:05:33:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could taste it all right why don’t you see just maybe you can detect something this might don’t try
03:05:23:25	03:05:25:12	Steve [Nortle]	Why would I do that?
03:05:25:10	03:05:31:08	Brin [Basil]	Is my dome dry? Is my domed dry yet?
03:05:28:24	03:05:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	that was dumb.
03:05:33:02	03:05:35:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m not getting this on my fur. Do you understand me?
03:05:36:21	03:05:39:23	Chris [GM]	She’s already been drenched in other materials
03:05:38:28	03:05:48:16	Steve [Nortle]	So many times of course but what soup sewage they sound too close is
03:05:39:22	03:05:41:19	Brin [Basil]	If it was blood, It would be fine.
03:05:42:20	03:05:43:19	Brin [Basil]	Not soup.
03:05:45:15	03:05:46:16	Brin [Basil]	Not pho.
03:05:48:24	03:05:59:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah um i’ll cast detect magic one more time if i do that and see if i can figure out what happened here is that possible
03:05:50:02	03:05:51:21	Brin [Basil]	Had enough sausages today.
03:05:53:03	03:05:53:29	Chris [GM]	Okay
03:05:55:09	03:05:55:15	Brin [Basil]	Bleh!
03:05:58:08	03:06:00:22	Steve [Nortle]	is that one of your spell slots
03:05:59:16	03:06:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh it’d be a spell slot yeah so can I do it again even though I already used earlier oh
03:06:08:11	03:06:12:24	Steve [Nortle]	can cast as many times as the
03:06:13:29	03:06:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah they still have spell slots but dispel magic
03:06:14:24	03:06:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	but is it is it i think dispel magic is a ritual cast though like not dispel magic, but detect magic. If it at least lists it as a ritual spell
03:06:21:28	03:06:22:25	Chris [GM]	Detect magic.
03:06:26:01	03:06:36:04	Dave [Xeros]	you can cast and it just takes more time than you would in combat, but it doesn’t take the spell slot. You didn’t know that there’s
03:06:33:17	03:06:44:11	Steve [Nortle]	learned new things by playing this game i ignored that every single time i saw it and and like where it’s like it requires ingredients i’m like
03:06:36:04	03:06:41:05	Dave [Xeros]	ritual spell casting? Really That’s what ritual spellcasting is
03:06:44:11	03:06:55:25	Steve [Nortle]	nope no it doesn’t apparently they’re all like jokes but the dousing rod spell
03:06:44:22	03:06:47:26	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I’ve never really followed the ingredients thing
03:06:49:17	03:06:50:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
03:06:49:29	03:06:52:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the stick
03:06:50:08	03:06:53:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah, like the stick leading to water?
03:06:56:23	03:06:57:18	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t think
03:06:59:25	03:07:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	- anything ritual in there.
03:07:02:27	03:07:13:26	Chris [GM]	So while they’re looking it up… You do detect that there is a magical element that is outside of Bacon’s recipe that he follows for this spicy soup
03:07:13:26	03:07:25:04	Chris [GM]	that he makes normally. an outside ingredient that had been added to his soup um and that what you’re detecting is sort of
03:07:15:12	03:07:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	out like an outside force does it look like a purple
03:07:25:04	03:07:36:05	Chris [GM]	a cursed element that had then added to the soup specifically a cursed sugar yep cursed sugar
03:07:33:22	03:07:34:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cursed sugar!
03:07:36:05	03:07:43:03	Chris [GM]	was added to this uh soup and as bacon takes a little taste in the soup he’s like this is way
03:07:43:03	03:07:51:05	Chris [GM]	too sweet there’s something i know i followed my recipe there’s no way uh my recipe comes out
03:07:53:26	03:07:57:01	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, you’re eating this creature.
03:07:59:05	03:07:59:25	Steve [Nortle]	No!
03:08:00:13	03:08:03:08	Brin [Basil]	I just have one question for you.
03:08:00:26	03:08:06:14	Steve [Nortle]	It tried to decapitate me with celery! That’s not what soup does!
03:08:07:22	03:08:10:13	Chris [GM]	surprisingly large celery i don’t know how that ever fit in the pot
03:08:11:15	03:08:12:01	Brin [Basil]	hate celery.
03:08:12:28	03:08:14:02	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, aren’t you a buddy?
03:08:13:02	03:08:17:20	Brin [Basil]	I have one question for your name. Did your mother name you or did you name yourself?
03:08:19:02	03:08:24:18	Brin [Basil]	I just want to know who the hell named you Bacon?
03:08:25:25	03:08:27:28	Chris [GM]	like my beautiful granny
03:08:28:06	03:08:38:23	Dave [Xeros]	I just want to point this out real quick. Rules as written, ritual casting allows players to cast spells as rituals which increases the spell’s casting time by 10 minutes so it takes
03:08:38:23	03:08:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	10 minutes to cast a spell but it does not consume
03:08:41:19	03:08:45:27	Chris [GM]	hold on oh but you have to have the ingredients
03:08:46:29	03:08:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	agree with that. It’s just ritual. Basically you’re like yeah
03:08:50:23	03:08:51:26	Chris [GM]	yeah
03:08:51:26	03:08:54:07	Steve [Nortle]	which is now canon
03:08:51:27	03:08:55:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know if that was is that monk is that
03:08:55:12	03:09:00:07	Steve [Nortle]	that’s what you say when you say the spell from now on
03:08:59:18	03:09:01:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s my preparation for 10 minutes
03:09:02:26	03:09:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	we’re like just chatting looking over at Pellclaw every once in a while and he still
03:09:05:08	03:09:11:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	did you guys get rid of your dome
03:09:12:08	03:09:14:04	Chris [GM]	10 minutes have passed for sure
03:09:12:25	03:09:13:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
03:09:13:20	03:09:14:20	Brin [Basil]	Is it dry?
03:09:14:14	03:09:16:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m going to fly
03:09:15:20	03:09:20:19	Brin [Basil]	Is it dry? It’s like all crusty trying to take it down like crusty
03:09:17:09	03:09:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	over
03:09:21:12	03:09:25:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in between you guys and kind of land there flap my wings really hard
03:09:26:28	03:09:31:06	Brin [Basil]	Hey, hey, what are you doing?
03:09:28:29	03:09:29:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	share the love
03:09:31:20	03:09:38:26	Dave [Xeros]	the soup i just kind of saunter up because i was so far away there’s just no soup at all i do
03:09:31:27	03:09:32:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	share the soup
03:09:38:05	03:09:40:01	Steve [Nortle]	I go over and I’m like
03:09:40:26	03:09:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	have a crepe um hey guys uh so i there’s like this really interesting
03:09:42:01	03:09:44:20	Brin [Basil]	I held that dome for so long.
03:09:42:07	03:09:44:04	Steve [Nortle]	I got something in my mouth.
03:09:49:08	03:09:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	thing of french fries. They just melt a lot of cheese and it’s like that really good shad balled cheese.
03:09:55:13	03:09:56:04	Chris [GM]	yes
03:09:57:02	03:09:58:16	Brin [Basil]	Is it Brie Anna?
03:09:59:08	03:10:03:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I ran into Brianna just a little bit ago. Yeah, she’s over there by the smoothie shop.
03:10:01:03	03:10:05:08	Brin [Basil]	Wait, did you get a slice?
03:10:06:22	03:10:08:07	Dave [Xeros]	I can go get one if you want?
03:10:08:03	03:10:09:06	Brin [Basil]	I want some.
03:10:10:09	03:10:11:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	some victory cheese
03:10:12:10	03:10:12:27	Chris [GM]	three
03:10:14:20	03:10:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yep.
03:10:16:26	03:10:19:06	Brin [Basil]	Not my favorite. I prefer Gura.
03:10:19:25	03:10:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	This is no gouda.
03:10:21:24	03:10:22:23	Brin [Basil]	This is no good one.
03:10:22:13	03:10:23:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just brie
03:10:23:23	03:10:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	by the way
03:10:24:09	03:10:26:05	Brin [Basil]	It wasn’t destined for grilled cheese.
03:10:27:23	03:10:38:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potentially the second maybe third curse that we’ve run into here at the festival
03:10:32:22	03:10:33:22	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you know
03:10:33:25	03:10:34:09	Steve [Nortle]	Third
03:10:36:24	03:10:39:17	Brin [Basil]	Third curse… Yeah, it was cursed sugar.
03:10:38:27	03:10:44:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros you’ve been to these festivals before curses are common
03:10:45:03	03:10:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	i mean this this just i mean i think it’s just one of those things where you have someone who really wants to win battle of the bands and so they’re just kind of like i don’t know like leveling the playing field a little bit
03:10:56:18	03:11:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	it’s fine i mean it happens all the time you just gotta cut a roll with it right i mean i think anyone’s kind of a factor in this
03:11:00:28	03:11:11:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	be doing this do you know it could not
03:11:06:28	03:11:09:05	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, it could be LaDonna.
03:11:09:21	03:11:11:11	Brin [Basil]	Which bands are left?
03:11:12:24	03:11:14:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:13:18	03:11:15:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could not be a Lidona
03:11:17:17	03:11:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	You get her name out of your mouth.
03:11:18:11	03:11:19:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Blasphemer!
03:11:19:14	03:11:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	Out of your mouth!
03:11:20:05	03:11:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:11:21:23	03:11:22:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:11:23:05	03:11:28:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just saying we didn’t really find out what her motives was so she was very kind after you know, she
03:11:29:05	03:11:29:28	Chris [GM]	put a spell on her?
03:11:30:05	03:11:31:12	Dave [Xeros]	chilled out for a second
03:11:32:18	03:11:43:15	Dave [Xeros]	but I don’t know We need to find out who’s on the band list and maybe we should check up on them just to make sure that everyone’s not being turned into soup or animals
03:11:45:12	03:11:45:25	Dave [Xeros]	cheese
03:11:46:04	03:11:47:11	Brin [Basil]	What’s wrong with animals?
03:11:48:14	03:11:53:23	Dave [Xeros]	nothing, I didn’t say anything wrong with animals how would you like to be turned into a nautil
03:11:49:20	03:11:49:27	Steve [Nortle]	me
03:11:53:18	03:11:54:26	Brin [Basil]	A toad. Oh, yeah.
03:11:55:03	03:11:56:25	Steve [Nortle]	I’m right here
03:11:56:01	03:11:56:15	Brin [Basil]	Listen.
03:11:58:19	03:12:10:05	Brin [Basil]	Listen bro I like you but I don’t want to beat you You know what I’m saying Look at that Well it’s always dangling man
03:12:03:07	03:12:04:19	Dave [Xeros]	look at that tail
03:12:03:09	03:12:07:26	Steve [Nortle]	this is a surprise Are you looking at my tail?
03:12:09:10	03:12:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	I keep on asking if you’re wearing pants but apparently you’re just wearing arm pads, knee pads and some sort of bandana around your eyes
03:12:15:24	03:12:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	No no I’ve definitely got something approaching pants on I can tell I think it’s more like a capri.
03:12:20:12	03:12:21:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Approaching pants
03:12:24:09	03:12:25:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that’s what it looks like.
03:12:28:01	03:12:30:26	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not an idiot. I’m going to wear cargo pants.
03:12:34:22	03:12:38:09	Dave [Xeros]	like minor illusion on these things you guys can’t see when you go to true sight
03:12:38:06	03:12:40:04	Chris [GM]	I think you forgot the cast that that morning.
03:12:41:05	03:12:42:06	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a good point.
03:12:41:12	03:12:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	uh it’s A ritual cast that casts in the fire every night
03:12:44:02	03:12:47:28	Chris [GM]	A ritual where’s your little orb of retcon hand it over
03:12:44:29	03:12:45:25	Brin [Basil]	Is your
03:12:47:29	03:12:48:29	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:12:50:11	03:12:54:16	Steve [Nortle]	The fact that you’re actually kind of considering wasting it for the
03:12:54:04	03:12:54:22	Chris [GM]	yes
03:12:54:21	03:12:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:12:56:23	03:13:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	yep now that thing is if I would have used it i would have let wrecked on the fact that they were cargo pants i couldn’t do that now because it’s too awesome. Now, you’ve got to give me the fact
03:12:58:25	03:13:02:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is reputation.
03:13:04:18	03:13:06:27	Brin [Basil]	yeah it really is
03:13:05:06	03:13:05:12	Chris [GM]	true
03:13:07:28	03:13:09:13	Chris [GM]	I’ll give you that fact
03:13:07:29	03:13:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	that I can cast like…I’m not concerned about the way I look that I can cast it to make people look
03:13:14:00	03:13:21:03	Chris [GM]	the fact that you remember to take your drink every single morning also you also remember it ritualistic
03:13:20:06	03:13:20:20	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you.
03:13:20:24	03:13:22:08	Steve [Nortle]	that is the ritual
03:13:22:00	03:13:22:21	Dave [Xeros]	The ritual.
03:13:22:25	03:13:25:19	Chris [GM]	the ritual yep it’s a whole thing
03:13:24:02	03:13:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	Got some extra spell slots this morning?
03:13:27:16	03:13:38:10	Chris [GM]	awesome guys congratulations since you have bested the soup golem uh so it’s 11 36 right now i don’t know how late you guys
03:13:36:25	03:13:49:15	Brin [Basil]	I don’t
03:13:38:10	03:13:42:22	Chris [GM]	can actually go we could probably do one more thing i’m fine doing that or if we wanted to
03:13:42:22	03:13:52:16	Chris [GM]	save for the next time it probably won’t be i’ll warn you if i think it’s going to take way too
03:13:45:00	03:13:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	It just depends on if it’s kind of like a…
03:13:49:03	03:13:54:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get another drink in, yeah? You’ll be fine.
03:13:49:15	03:13:50:11	Brin [Basil]	know what that means
03:13:52:20	03:14:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. It’s not that. It’s more of a setup for next week like if it’s wow that was interesting yeah I just give me a cliffhanger
03:14:00:04	03:14:06:24	Chris [GM]	do need a setup we do needs to set up the next week yeah yeah yeah why don’t we do
03:14:03:22	03:14:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	something to bite my teeth into
03:14:09:29	03:14:12:15	Dave [Xeros]	or a Lyca region
03:14:10:07	03:14:13:18	Brin [Basil]	Sorry. I wasn’t expecting that.
03:14:10:28	03:14:15:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re getting, we’re getting the cheese. We’re getting some cheese.
03:14:13:27	03:14:23:05	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh guys there is do you want to go to the shed shop it’s just right along the corner okay
03:14:16:08	03:14:25:26	Brin [Basil]	Wait, it’s on me? Where is that?
03:14:19:16	03:14:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes. Yes.
03:14:22:29	03:14:24:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We should definitely go there.
03:14:27:19	03:14:29:07	Dave [Xeros]	it’s one of the
03:14:31:14	03:14:34:16	Dave [Xeros]	it’s one of tensor floating food trucks
03:14:34:11	03:14:39:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, the cheesy fries. I want some brie fries.
03:14:39:27	03:14:41:25	Dave [Xeros]	break me off a piece of that brie
03:14:40:28	03:14:43:14	Steve [Nortle]	Are they Do they have flavoring?
03:14:44:14	03:14:46:16	Dave [Xeros]	it is anything
03:14:45:14	03:14:48:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m pretty sure they have cheesy lettuce.
03:14:47:18	03:14:57:25	Dave [Xeros]	everything, they have cheesy loodles which is by delicious if you’ve ever had the a lot of them are like aged cheesy loodles shared balls
03:14:52:11	03:14:52:27	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
03:14:57:25	03:15:06:07	Dave [Xeros]	I mean you had the shared balls when I was throwing them through the portal and she’s just grabbing those good stuff
03:15:01:13	03:15:02:14	Brin [Basil]	They’re delicious.
03:15:03:26	03:15:05:01	Brin [Basil]	We’re at a great time.
03:15:05:13	03:15:10:07	Steve [Nortle]	And they put seasoning on the cheese?
03:15:07:10	03:15:08:11	Brin [Basil]	Cheesy zoodles?
03:15:10:08	03:15:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	it’s all just made of cheese so if you don’t like cheese then go somewhere else I’m just inviting you to come and eat some
03:15:13:02	03:15:13:25	Steve [Nortle]	Cheese.
03:15:15:22	03:15:18:23	Steve [Nortle]	Have I had cheese?
03:15:18:17	03:15:22:15	Brin [Basil]	No, I think your lactose is all. I would stay with you now.
03:15:24:15	03:15:25:18	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god!
03:15:27:17	03:15:29:29	Steve [Nortle]	You’re making Chris edit so much of this.
03:15:29:17	03:15:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	and while you’re there fuck yourself
03:15:33:05	03:15:34:05	Chris [GM]	there’s the real one
03:15:33:18	03:15:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:15:36:14	03:15:39:15	Chris [GM]	uh okay so while you guys are
03:15:38:09	03:15:43:12	Steve [Nortle]	So these are all recommended flavors then. All right, let me write these down.
03:15:41:02	03:15:42:02	Dave [Xeros]	yes yes
03:15:43:18	03:15:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	the fuck up at the fucking with a side of go fuck yourself
03:15:49:21	03:15:53:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he doesn’t mean it he gets into these fits sometimes
03:15:55:05	03:15:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	He doesn’t mean to give me good culinary advice?
03:15:59:21	03:16:05:15	Dave [Xeros]	the cheesy loodles and shad balls, and I wanted to share that with people. But if they don’t want to share it with me, that’s fine.
03:16:05:05	03:16:10:10	Steve [Nortle]	Well, I mean if I’m lactose intolerant it’s only going to be what explosive diarrhea that I have to worry about.
03:16:09:13	03:16:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to pull out my lying liar.
03:16:12:21	03:16:13:02	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
03:16:13:26	03:16:15:18	Dave [Xeros]	You guys can make…
03:16:14:17	03:16:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eros I know I know I know these festivals I know they get you riled up
03:16:18:27	03:16:21:04	Brin [Basil]	Wait, I want to see…
03:16:23:11	03:16:26:29	Chris [GM]	when we come play again you’re still gonna be on the same day you haven’t been able to have a long rest
03:16:25:29	03:16:27:01	Dave [Xeros]	No, I rolled
03:16:26:23	03:16:28:11	Brin [Basil]	It’s like two in the afternoon.
03:16:28:05	03:16:29:12	Dave [Xeros]	I got four charges today
03:16:30:01	03:16:30:25	Brin [Basil]	It’s two in
03:16:30:25	03:16:48:11	Brin [Basil]	the afternoon? Sure.
03:16:32:08	03:16:34:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah the morning
03:16:32:16	03:16:38:01	Dave [Xeros]	from my lying liar. It’s a D6. I rolled it at the beginning of the round. Sorry, beginning of the
03:16:33:16	03:16:34:04	Chris [GM]	Oh, yeah.
03:16:35:11	03:16:35:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
03:16:39:02	03:16:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	whatever. The session.
03:16:39:18	03:16:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	Our session?
03:16:40:23	03:16:46:01	Chris [GM]	Awesome. Okay, go for it. You’re going to make everyone – you’re going to pull out your lying liar and play it?
03:16:46:16	03:16:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	Basil? Can you do me a favor? Can you just hit us with A force wall
03:16:52:11	03:16:53:08	Brin [Basil]	Yeah you got it.
03:16:53:18	03:16:56:07	Dave [Xeros]	Alright, no one else can hear this Other than Nortle
03:16:58:20	03:17:01:21	Chris [GM]	Oh! Is that what the – wait, does the forest wall contain sound now?
03:17:02:24	03:17:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a force wall
03:17:02:28	03:17:05:02	Brin [Basil]	It’s a fourth inch yeah
03:17:04:24	03:17:06:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s super thick
03:17:05:11	03:17:06:11	Steve [Nortle]	it’s a wisdom
03:17:08:02	03:17:12:28	Brin [Basil]	wait do I have to punch one of you to do the wall though. Who’s it going to be?
03:17:08:05	03:17:10:01	Steve [Nortle]	and what’s your DC level?
03:17:13:08	03:17:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	You can hit me I don’t care
03:17:16:14	03:17:19:10	Brin [Basil]	Right in the arm. Deadarm. Dome.
03:17:20:11	03:17:26:15	Steve [Nortle]	that’s a very nice song I did so I’m lying to you
03:17:23:01	03:17:23:08	Chris [GM]	Oh.
03:17:27:11	03:17:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yes
03:17:27:17	03:17:31:06	Steve [Nortle]	just to throw you off that’s very nice
03:17:31:05	03:17:34:01	Chris [GM]	Now is he lying about saving or
03:17:31:15	03:17:32:07	Dave [Xeros]	Silvery bobs
03:17:34:16	03:17:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	it doesn’t matter I’m just going to cast Silvery Blobs
03:17:38:07	03:17:48:28	Chris [GM]	While you guys are arguing, Wolfgang walks up and says. Oh, so you’re the bunch I’ve been hearing so much about.
03:17:40:20	03:17:42:12	Brin [Basil]	We can’t even hear you.
03:17:43:04	03:17:43:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
03:17:49:11	03:17:59:15	Steve [Nortle]	know it’s wolfgang oh okay what oh that makes sense arguing um
03:17:50:11	03:17:52:29	Chris [GM]	He introduces himself. I’m Wolfgang.
03:17:54:02	03:17:54:21	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:17:55:25	03:17:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	it by the way because we’re inside
03:17:57:08	03:17:58:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it just sounds like
03:17:59:08	03:18:06:17	Brin [Basil]	Do you play the harpsichord? Did I get it?
03:18:01:18	03:18:03:14	Chris [GM]	No. Wolfgang? Oh!
03:18:06:25	03:18:08:03	Steve [Nortle]	what kind of creature is Wolfgang.
03:18:08:19	03:18:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	a wolf
03:18:08:23	03:18:10:15	Chris [GM]	Gosh, what did I say he was?
03:18:11:21	03:18:13:05	Chris [GM]	I believe he’s an Asimir.
03:18:11:22	03:18:12:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s a gang
03:18:14:11	03:18:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	he’s a man right
03:18:15:03	03:18:16:04	Chris [GM]	He’s an asimir
03:18:16:06	03:18:22:01	Brin [Basil]	He’s a man, right? Because we would hate for Eros to get on his knees
03:18:17:19	03:18:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	just
03:18:22:03	03:18:22:09	Chris [GM]	Yep.
03:18:22:24	03:18:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	okay
03:18:24:01	03:18:27:22	Chris [GM]	Wolfgang, the Asmir director of Omega’s Battle of the Bands.
03:18:28:21	03:18:32:04	Dave [Xeros]	is he like a planetar does he have wings or is he just like a
03:18:33:05	03:18:34:14	Chris [GM]	Asimirs don’t have wings, do they?
03:18:34:13	03:18:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	they can
03:18:34:27	03:18:37:28	Steve [Nortle]	They can, but not required.
03:18:36:18	03:18:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like when you get Asomir and then you got Planetar they all have wings at that point but
03:18:42:15	03:18:43:29	Chris [GM]	Oh, there’s like different
03:18:43:25	03:18:51:23	Dave [Xeros]	there yeah there’s different levels there are winged at that okay so he’s not that important
03:18:48:12	03:18:50:15	Chris [GM]	Now I’m going to say he’s not a winged Asimir
03:18:52:07	03:18:58:08	Chris [GM]	Not… He thinks he’s important because he’s the director of the battle of the bands Um, he walks behind you
03:18:57:02	03:19:19:21	Brin [Basil]	anyone named wolfgang thinks they’re important it’s our
03:18:59:17	03:19:10:16	Chris [GM]	and he says What did he say? He said, oh oh, you’re the group that I’ve been hearing about. You guys have done some interesting things so far.
03:19:11:10	03:19:20:13	Chris [GM]	We’ve been hearin’ some good things about this and I wanted to come meet you Plus LaDonna maybe tipped me off if you needed to hear or that you needed too
03:19:19:21	03:19:30:21	Brin [Basil]	chance get out oh just let me know
03:19:21:12	03:19:28:08	Dave [Xeros]	reset the force wall so i can get out we’re still inside the forest wall Yeah, yeah.
03:19:25:01	03:19:29:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	still you’re still doming
03:19:26:29	03:19:27:22	Chris [GM]	Womp womp womp
03:19:29:14	03:19:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	We’re domed.
03:19:30:21	03:19:39:07	Brin [Basil]	when you guys want to hear anything just give me the magic finger oh oh sorry could you
03:19:38:24	03:19:41:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ve heard about
03:19:38:29	03:19:39:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, I’m sorry.
03:19:40:02	03:19:44:01	Steve [Nortle]	truly like your music. Uh-huh. Yes.
03:19:42:10	03:19:44:14	Dave [Xeros]	Can you introduce us to your new friend?
03:19:44:03	03:19:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Yes, guys. This is Wolfgang.
03:19:47:09	03:19:47:15	Dave [Xeros]	Ah!
03:19:48:19	03:19:55:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay? So turn the charm on a little. I sure do. Am I doing it?
03:19:52:28	03:19:53:12	Chris [GM]	Manners
03:19:55:29	03:20:03:02	Brin [Basil]	Did I get it? No really though we were…
03:19:58:19	03:20:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Are we going to make that for me? Make a manners role?
03:20:00:29	03:20:04:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually that’s not a bad idea it’s actually
03:20:04:29	03:20:07:00	Steve [Nortle]	persuasion. Maybe it’s performance,
03:20:05:14	03:20:08:22	Brin [Basil]	Let’s just do it. Mind your manners.
03:20:06:11	03:20:07:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	manners
03:20:09:23	03:20:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, mind your manners.
03:20:10:14	03:20:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how offensive are you today hello wolfgang
03:20:10:26	03:20:11:23	Steve [Nortle]	with both eyes.
03:20:12:26	03:20:13:11	Brin [Basil]	Hey!
03:20:14:23	03:20:15:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m like…
03:20:16:19	03:20:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	back to my skills uh yeah i can uh i can do a little bit of a uh
03:20:24:19	03:20:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m gonna do a uh just an overall performance like this step yeah performance check yeah just just to be just to
03:20:30:26	03:20:34:04	Chris [GM]	for you to have good manners is that oh okay
03:20:32:25	03:20:37:11	Dave [Xeros]	be more charismatic so like i’ll just be overly
03:20:34:13	03:20:35:26	Brin [Basil]	So all of us
03:20:39:16	03:20:45:16	Dave [Xeros]	overly charming that would be a seven plus a nine
03:20:45:16	03:20:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	so yeah uh 16 yep it
03:20:47:13	03:20:51:08	Chris [GM]	nice okay you’re on good behavior I guess
03:20:52:29	03:21:01:06	Brin [Basil]	So, we’ve noticed that you’re having trouble with your performers in the band. That whoever’s on the set list…
03:20:58:20	03:20:59:06	Chris [GM]	yeah
03:21:01:05	03:21:12:06	Chris [GM]	guys I’m glad you brought this up the most important thing to me is the success of this year’s Battle of the Bands my name’s on the line as you can see
03:21:08:25	03:21:10:14	Brin [Basil]	Right, because your name is on the line.
03:21:12:06	03:21:16:10	Chris [GM]	I can tell you guys have interest in keeping it going
03:21:20:06	03:21:23:03	Dave [Xeros]	correction we helped hymie just not all the way
03:21:23:03	03:21:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	and it was yeah 50 there and uh it was it was just yeah yeah
03:21:24:09	03:21:28:20	Brin [Basil]	Like 50%. We gave him his good looks back.
03:21:29:13	03:21:31:06	Chris [GM]	showed me him and he he’s
03:21:31:05	03:21:32:21	Steve [Nortle]	His hair is still wonderful.
03:21:33:07	03:21:34:20	Chris [GM]	getting the help that he needs
03:21:34:29	03:21:37:06	Brin [Basil]	Damn this wink! Damn it!
03:21:39:16	03:21:47:25	Chris [GM]	uh and uh jimmy man he’s seemed to turn a new leaf i don’t know what happened to him but
03:21:54:21	03:22:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re very happy for him he still looks the same
03:21:56:06	03:21:57:01	Brin [Basil]	We’re not.
03:21:56:29	03:22:02:10	Chris [GM]	we’ll see how this goes and man you saved a lot of patrons here
03:22:02:02	03:22:03:12	Brin [Basil]	Thank goodness for that.
03:22:02:26	03:22:04:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	shallow little rabbit
03:22:04:13	03:22:05:02	Chris [GM]	food
03:22:06:22	03:22:16:17	Chris [GM]	yeah thank you the Food Tensor Floating Districts Thank You You guys are wonderful Keep up the good work We may just have a battle to bands yet
03:22:13:11	03:22:24:04	Dave [Xeros]	we are a question um we do know that you know one slot may have opened up and uh you know we got some percussion over here
03:22:24:29	03:22:26:19	Steve [Nortle]	play the digital redo if you got one.
03:22:28:17	03:22:31:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s my audition
03:22:31:16	03:22:50:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’ll sing
03:22:31:25	03:22:36:22	Dave [Xeros]	we’re trying to like convince him to let us in not like get us kicked out
03:22:33:08	03:22:34:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:22:36:24	03:22:37:10	Chris [GM]	Okay
03:22:38:19	03:22:49:16	Dave [Xeros]	because of my this is my performance check i’m actually gonna pull out my violin and just play him like one of my newer like songs i’m not gonna
03:22:49:01	03:22:49:17	Chris [GM]	All right.
03:22:50:01	03:22:53:12	Steve [Nortle]	I said I do my spoken poetry along with it.
03:22:50:09	03:22:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	along
03:22:51:23	03:22:52:19	Brin [Basil]	How’s he going?
03:22:56:01	03:23:03:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay i’m gonna use my other two spell slots and i’m going to cast silence on nortle
03:22:58:19	03:23:03:02	Steve [Nortle]	I am a stone, I sit in the water
03:23:03:06	03:23:04:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:23:04:17	03:23:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	and anyone else that is trying to screw this up so you can make a dc 15 saving throw real quick
03:23:09:18	03:23:17:02	Brin [Basil]	I know that your
03:23:17:02	03:23:28:17	Brin [Basil]	violin is
03:23:17:27	03:23:19:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	said it
03:23:19:25	03:23:20:14	Chris [GM]	losing it.
03:23:22:24	03:23:24:07	Chris [GM]	It’s late, it’s late.
03:23:23:01	03:23:24:12	Steve [Nortle]	And I got up early, I’m sorry.
03:23:24:19	03:23:25:27	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:23:25:22	03:23:26:27	Steve [Nortle]	Really unprofessional of me?
03:23:28:17	03:23:36:19	Brin [Basil]	going to be the thing that wins him over, so I am literally gonna just push them and just make a dome around all three of them
03:23:38:04	03:23:39:06	Chris [GM]	Listen, listen, listen.
03:23:38:07	03:23:40:14	Brin [Basil]	and just slowly walk out
03:23:40:14	03:24:03:28	Brin [Basil]	none of
03:23:40:27	03:23:44:11	Chris [GM]	Not necessary. As you can tell I’m a little desperate.
03:23:46:00	03:23:55:28	Chris [GM]	Honestly, it is up to the crowd and the audience to decide who wins the battle of the bands. I don’t care who enters. We could get to that enter but I’m going to need a favor, okay?
03:23:56:28	03:24:06:25	Chris [GM]	Someone is sabotaging the bands. Someone is going around causing problems. You can help me find out what’s going on. You can helped me save my Battle of the Bands.
03:24:03:28	03:24:17:00	Brin [Basil]	us
03:24:09:06	03:24:14:23	Chris [GM]	I’ll let you perform the finale of the Battle of The Bands straight up to the top. What do you say?
03:24:14:17	03:24:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah let’s do it um yeah okay um i’m gonna take you up on that um we’ll we’ll figure all of this out don’t worry about
03:24:17:00	03:24:22:05	Brin [Basil]	heard that Just give me the magic finger.
03:24:20:01	03:24:20:07	Chris [GM]	Okay.
03:24:24:14	03:24:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	it um and i will have relative control over my animals
03:24:32:25	03:24:42:12	Dave [Xeros]	i know you’ve dealt a lot with bands they are a little bit crazy sometimes that are hard to get a hold of. I know these guys, they’re good people so we’ll make it happen.
03:24:41:05	03:24:43:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I’m sure, I’M SURE, I’S SURE.
03:24:44:01	03:24:45:11	Brin [Basil]	most talented ones are the weirdest.
03:24:45:04	03:24:51:16	Chris [GM]	Keep at it. I got to go. And then he walks off, bustling off like he’s got somewhere else to be immediately.
03:24:52:11	03:24:53:09	Dave [Xeros]	Amadeus, amadeus
03:24:54:24	03:24:57:06	Dave [Xeros]	Amadeu’s, amades As he walks away
03:24:59:06	03:25:00:10	Dave [Xeros]	Ulterior pops up
03:25:00:19	03:25:01:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, okay.
03:25:02:05	03:25:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	Welcome to the Battle of the Bands!
03:25:06:08	03:25:07:18	Chris [GM]	Awesome. That’s a great place to end.
03:25:08:22	03:25:12:11	Chris [GM]	Well done you guys. You’ve met Wolfgang a lot quicker than I thought you would. That’s great.
03:25:10:17	03:25:15:22	Steve [Nortle]	I actually don’t
03:25:13:19	03:25:15:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yay Wolfgang We’re in the Battle for the Band

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