Battle of the Bands

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [GM], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [Nortle] Utterances: 2841 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:02:11	00:00:04:10	Steve [Nortle]	The hood of American Fork.
00:00:03:17	00:00:09:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You mean we just missed all of that? We were going deep, you know.
00:00:05:29	00:00:13:06	Dave [Xeros]	Guys if you guys want to come back and do a Mormon Doctrine podcast I will 100
00:00:08:20	00:00:15:21	Brin [Basil]	I will fail that.
00:00:09:01	00:00:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Maybe
00:00:13:06	00:00:22:08	Dave [Xeros]	% jump in with you guys. So, make an intelligence check.
00:00:16:22	00:00:18:12	Steve [Nortle]	So long as we still roll dice?
00:00:19:13	00:00:20:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m a blind follower.
00:00:19:19	00:00:21:05	Steve [Nortle]	It’s one of my favorite things.
00:00:19:22	00:00:29:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if this - if this is
00:00:23:08	00:00:24:22	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah that’s a nat 1
00:00:25:24	00:00:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t believe your Parley P Pratt. I’m sorry.
00:00:29:06	00:00:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	Okay let me try my Brigham Young oh you’re gonna have a really rough time when uh when i was in college there was
00:00:31:20	00:00:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, you’re going to have a really rough time with that. I don’t think you can roll above a five.
00:00:39:16	00:00:46:17	Steve [Nortle]	my professor of american history uh looked like brigham young on purpose like he was stout and
00:00:46:17	00:00:55:06	Steve [Nortle]	had the neck beard but not the mustache like it was this cultivated brighham young face yeah and so i’m sitting there on the first day i’m like wow he looks like brougham young
00:00:55:06	00:01:05:10	Steve [Nortle]	and then he stands up and he sounds like jerry lewis he’s like everybody we’re gonna study the constitution today so if you’ll turn with me to page seven we’re gonna look at this
00:01:07:13	00:01:15:19	Steve [Nortle]	no no no it is brigham young’s voice in my head canon from now on when I read any pronouncement
00:01:11:15	00:01:12:07	Dave [Xeros]	okay
00:01:15:19	00:01:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	from Brigham Young, it’s Jerry Lewis wherever there is truth there is Mormonism
00:01:25:03	00:01:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	wife? And My other wife and my other wife
00:01:26:25	00:01:34:18	Chris [GM]	He’s like got a stogie in his hand. Oh, is that Jerry Lewis? Who’s he again?
00:01:29:23	00:01:30:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:01:30:19	00:01:32:21	Steve [Nortle]	he’s not Groucho Marx
00:01:34:15	00:01:36:06	Steve [Nortle]	A nutty professor.
00:01:36:10	00:01:46:19	Chris [GM]	oh yeah okay that’s it that’s it all right welcome back hey welcome back welcome back to the boardroom apparently that’s the official name of
00:01:37:17	00:01:38:08	Steve [Nortle]	The violin!
00:01:40:13	00:01:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	Alright Chris explain what we’re doing We’re back
00:01:41:01	00:01:42:27	Steve [Nortle]	All right, Chris, explain what we’re doing. We’re back.
00:01:46:19	00:01:58:02	Chris [GM]	this place very cool uh i am chris i am gonna be taking over as dungeon master for the foreseeable future what
00:01:46:25	00:01:50:25	Brin [Basil]	I like it. Own It.
00:01:46:27	00:01:49:27	Dave [Xeros]	It’s the URL we own So Great
00:01:58:02	00:02:08:14	Chris [GM]	we’re doing is kind of interesting instead of having a single dungeon master take us through this entire story arc that we’re trying to tell we’re each going to take a turn and run
00:02:08:14	00:02:16:24	Chris [GM]	a chapter. That’s a good way to put it and run three or four, maybe seven sessions or 20
00:02:08:17	00:02:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah It’s a chapter
00:02:16:11	00:02:17:15	Steve [Nortle]	Nothing in between.
00:02:17:23	00:02:38:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	twelve chapter two
00:02:17:27	00:02:29:01	Chris [GM]	whatever it takes to tell our story taking turns as the DM so Steve was generous and offered to go first. He was our previous
00:02:18:14	00:02:19:02	Brin [Basil]	TAPE!
00:02:29:01	00:02:39:24	Chris [GM]	DM. I will be taking over now as the new DM in the next chapter of our story that we’re telling. The story
00:02:35:09	00:02:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	Chapter Yeah
00:02:39:24	00:02:43:20	Chris [GM]	of Correus, Echoes of Idiots is what we’ve called it
00:02:40:08	00:02:41:03	Brin [Basil]	I like
00:02:42:12	00:02:43:05	Dave [Xeros]	Echo Zavidius.
00:02:44:02	00:02:45:09	Brin [Basil]	echoes of idiots
00:02:45:20	00:02:50:29	Chris [GM]	we go around and just do a quick introduction Name who you play as character and one thing about them
00:02:51:17	00:02:58:01	Steve [Nortle]	I was curious, are you going to be running TBD at all or is he just…
00:02:57:00	00:03:01:07	Chris [GM]	He’ll be here in there Yes I’ll still do an intro
00:02:59:02	00:03:06:21	Steve [Nortle]	okay okay i’m steve
00:02:59:21	00:03:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, he left a note
00:03:00:27	00:03:02:07	Brin [Basil]	He left a note
00:03:02:04	00:03:04:05	Dave [Xeros]	but yeah so we’re going to have to find him
00:03:06:21	00:03:15:03	Steve [Nortle]	i am playing nortle the tortle he is a um uh turtle as you can tell by
00:03:15:03	00:03:24:26	Steve [Nortle]	the name and basically a ninja turtle he’s because i’m a monk as well i’ma monk as wel
00:03:24:26	00:03:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	Um, and one thing about him is he went on a great adventure with some of his friends
00:03:32:26	00:03:38:10	Steve [Nortle]	but he had a lot of just social anxiety and didn’t come out of his shell.
00:03:40:16	00:03:45:11	Steve [Nortle]	I’m making eye contact as I say that too. I can’t. I can.
00:03:42:05	00:03:46:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	add laughter there you can you can dub in some laughter after that yeah
00:03:46:14	00:03:54:03	Steve [Nortle]	Uh, but he, uh, while on this little hiatus after we got back from Cinedae,
00:03:54:10	00:04:01:03	Steve [Nortle]	I, he went off to do some training and some meditation. And, uh…
00:04:01:03	00:04:07:17	Steve [Nortle]	He came across a guy named, uh- who taught him Rex Kwondo.
00:04:09:23	00:04:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	and uh rex is a dragonborn so i have gained uh the ability to
00:04:17:19	00:04:26:27	Steve [Nortle]	uh i am part of the way of the ascendant dragon that’s where i’ve been but i’m a good pupil because it’s only been a couple weeks
00:04:26:27	00:04:31:02	Steve [Nortle]	and i’m already somewhat proficient and i
00:04:29:08	00:04:37:21	Chris [GM]	We can retcon this until it’s a couple months if that helps. It doesn’t really make a difference. Okay, fast learner.
00:04:33:23	00:04:41:22	Steve [Nortle]	doesn’t make a difference to me either because i just said that i had this Yeah. Slow speaker, fast learner. That’s the Nortle way.
00:04:41:22	00:04:49:01	Steve [Nortle]	So part of that was gaining breath, dragon breath.
00:04:49:02	00:04:56:15	Steve [Nortle]	So I now have the dragon breath ability which might have also done something else to my vocal cords making them
00:04:56:15	00:05:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	sound a little bit different than I may have in previous installments of our story.
00:05:01:27	00:05:05:16	Dave [Xeros]	he has played his orb of Rekton
00:05:05:26	00:05:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	this is like when Aladdin tricks the genie out of the cave
00:05:06:12	00:05:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:05:06:22	00:05:07:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:07:16	00:05:08:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve been
00:05:08:24	00:05:12:08	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I like it.
00:05:10:26	00:05:12:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:11:13	00:05:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you are down by one boy!
00:05:13:03	00:05:13:26	Dave [Xeros]	one boy
00:05:13:22	00:05:16:28	Steve [Nortle]	I didn’t wish for anything
00:05:16:27	00:05:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, sorry,
00:05:17:06	00:05:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay all right i do rex quando is going to come back
00:05:21:27	00:05:23:03	Brin [Basil]	That’s awesome.
00:05:22:19	00:05:26:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve made a note of that specifically so it comes back to you
00:05:26:23	00:05:28:10	Chris [GM]	Buy my DVDs.
00:05:28:03	00:05:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes uh okay
00:05:29:23	00:05:40:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh okay I’ll go my name’s David I play a character called Eros and he is a black tiefling bard
00:05:30:07	00:05:30:26	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:05:32:26	00:05:33:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in
00:05:41:00	00:05:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	He’s got gold tattoos. And he was in a boy band when he was very young, a lot like Menudo,
00:05:48:29	00:05:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	but he was kicked out of his own bands as he got older. The unfortunate thing is that he started it and it bears his name kind of.
00:05:58:11	00:06:01:20	Dave [Xeros]	The band’s name is Year Zeroes spelled with an X.
00:06:03:01	00:06:03:25	Chris [GM]	Very Oneider.
00:06:03:25	00:06:13:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait, the band plays without you? They kept the name and You’re just not in the
00:06:04:05	00:06:05:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, very Oneider.
00:06:06:07	00:06:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	So yeah, that’s Eros.
00:06:12:03	00:06:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, they kept the name.
00:06:13:18	00:06:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I read it But I just didn’t know That’s the band still
00:06:14:08	00:06:14:26	Brin [Basil]	messed up.
00:06:19:22	00:06:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, there’s still year zeros. It’s just got new people in it.
00:06:25:07	00:06:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	like the dave matthews band kicking out dave matthiews but keeping the name dave matthieu’s band minus dave matthrews it’s just banned
00:06:28:28	00:06:30:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s exactly what they did.
00:06:32:02	00:06:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	So you understand why now he is very emo and sad and all he wants to do is play sad, sad songs
00:06:38:10	00:06:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	what were you doing during those two weeks in our interim
00:06:42:13	00:06:43:11	Dave [Xeros]	In our interim?
00:06:46:08	00:06:57:26	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man, so when we got back from scene today I’m pretty sure I just went somewhere and went on a Mali trip for like two weeks. So, I don’t really remember what happened.
00:06:58:01	00:06:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	All I know is it was amazing.
00:07:00:14	00:07:02:18	Chris [GM]	What evidence do you have to show for that?
00:07:03:13	00:07:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	Um… I have my crystal ball of telepathy and it kind of just records the things that I do and so I just look in it. Yeah. It’s just like
00:07:10:23	00:07:12:05	Steve [Nortle]	your body cam
00:07:13:19	00:07:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	it tries to relay back to me things that happen
00:07:13:22	00:07:19:19	Brin [Basil]	The GoPro of telepathy.
00:07:19:03	00:07:25:06	Steve [Nortle]	there’s literally like hours of nothing but him fiddling with his hair just trying different
00:07:22:21	00:07:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:07:23:01	00:07:24:09	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:07:25:02	00:07:26:26	Brin [Basil]	And adjusting his cargo pants?
00:07:25:18	00:07:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just not covering my right eye properly.
00:07:30:25	00:07:34:13	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh
00:07:30:28	00:07:33:17	Steve [Nortle]	all recorded for posterity in the crystal ball
00:07:34:00	00:07:40:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not even going to come back with the cargo pants in all honesty because I’ve now accepted that.
00:07:34:07	00:07:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s awesome
00:07:37:10	00:07:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	he’s just naked
00:07:40:22	00:07:42:13	Chris [GM]	They’re coming back in style.
00:07:43:00	00:07:47:11	Brin [Basil]	they’re already back in style there, here there’s nothing we can do
00:07:47:03	00:07:53:03	Steve [Nortle]	see I just kept wearing them until they came back to me so that I didn’t chase fashion, I let fashion chase me
00:07:53:06	00:08:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	i’ve accepted the fact that they are cargo pants um but i still can cast minor illusion to make them look not like cargo pants so and i’ve also pulled an entire pinterest board of cool looking
00:08:00:04	00:08:01:00	Chris [GM]	Trendsetter.
00:08:01:11	00:08:02:11	Steve [Nortle]	and I bought some
00:08:05:04	00:08:07:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:08:06:07	00:08:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	so screw
00:08:08:21	00:08:14:01	Brin [Basil]	um can you share that Pinterest border add me David
00:08:10:26	00:08:21:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh are those gonna be in the show notes there’s gonna be like a link to your pinterest board can you share that board we can all add cargo pants
00:08:17:05	00:08:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	patreon exclusive
00:08:17:11	00:08:26:10	Dave [Xeros]	put it in bottom yeah yeah you can all yeah it’s uh yeah i’ll but but well while i’m building my new
00:08:18:09	00:08:19:19	Brin [Basil]	can you
00:08:24:15	00:08:25:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
00:08:26:10	00:08:38:04	Dave [Xeros]	character in ai i’m going to make sure that the cargo pants and comfy ui that i’ve been building it look like the cool cargo pants so fyi all right that’s that’s how serious as I take this.
00:08:34:14	00:08:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay very good to know yeah um okay um i’m jesse um i play
00:08:43:25	00:08:55:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a character named foul claw and foul claw is an owlin who has arms and legs and wings he had and
00:08:54:00	00:08:54:25	Chris [GM]	And hands!
00:08:54:18	00:08:55:26	Brin [Basil]	And hands.
00:08:55:17	00:09:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hands on the end of his arms not the end OF HIS WINGS it’s crazy it’s CRAZY HE JUST HE’S LIKE A HUMANOID THING WITH WINGS
00:09:03:10	00:09:12:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s just like he has all of the appendages in wings I just want to get
00:09:07:00	00:09:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	We’ve gotten really hung up on that in the past so I like the fact that you are clarifying.
00:09:12:03	00:09:23:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that out there for chapter two start off right i already used my retcon orb i did use that
00:09:16:23	00:09:18:26	Steve [Nortle]	to use your retcon word for that one actually
00:09:23:21	00:09:29:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	previously to save myself i experienced a sort of traumatic event at the end of chapter one
00:09:29:06	00:09:40:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and sort of saved myself with the orb um but i um falclaw is uh was raised um basically in
00:09:40:02	00:09:47:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the monastery in the church um something of a hermit knows a couple people here from animal
00:09:47:13	00:09:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	school or something like that and uh also um
00:09:56:28	00:10:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was oh i’m trying to remember now um
00:10:00:20	00:10:09:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i know i know eros previously also i’m
00:10:09:06	00:10:18:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	basically here now to fulfill like the requirements for my degree in a sense um i have like an internship that i have to complete which is part of this
00:10:18:29	00:10:26:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	adventuring where we get a chance to go out into the world to share uh a lot of the good news
00:10:27:03	00:10:38:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a lot of our teachings that are found in the church and so we get to go experience some real world and share some of the doctrine that we believe in. So,
00:10:39:06	00:10:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s kind of where I come into this party and I always have pamphlets with me to share that information. And during these two weeks that we’ve been back, I’ve returned.
00:10:51:13	00:11:00:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ve gone back to check in with the school. I haven’t completed all of the hours yet for my internship, but I’ve given them a report on what I have accomplished
00:11:00:26	00:11:06:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	which included my report on converting one of the Childreth spiders
00:11:06:15	00:11:07:15	Brin [Basil]	the
00:11:06:28	00:11:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	I think that should have earned your doctorate just with
00:11:10:09	00:11:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It should have The
00:11:11:14	00:11:12:24	Brin [Basil]	the
00:11:15:01	00:11:18:22	Steve [Nortle]	amla the elder the children of amla
00:11:18:13	00:11:28:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Amla yeah uh -huh uh the professors and admin and um church
00:11:28:08	00:11:36:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	leadership that i reported to they they thought i would they didn’t believe me it was so absurd because the children are beyond
00:11:37:10	00:11:45:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	redemption or salvation um they just laughed they just laugh in my face um and don’t believe that it’s true but i know what happened
00:11:48:04	00:11:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah who will be laughing when I have an army of spiders
00:11:52:01	00:11:55:29	Chris [GM]	you will be laughing
00:11:53:29	00:11:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	march on idios
00:11:56:14	00:11:57:18	Steve [Nortle]	convert or die
00:11:58:13	00:11:59:25	Brin [Basil]	convert
00:11:59:04	00:12:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	that’s how it should be done right yeah isn’t that what faunus was actually trying to do
00:12:02:10	00:12:08:17	Steve [Nortle]	easily the most effective way to a certain extent true
00:12:08:05	00:12:09:19	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know, I was kind of on board.
00:12:12:11	00:12:16:26	Brin [Basil]	I am Benjamin and I play
00:12:17:00	00:12:25:17	Brin [Basil]	Basil. She is an awesome herringon fighter, she’s very fierce and stubborn
00:12:26:23	00:12:33:24	Brin [Basil]	And uh…she kind of had a rough upbringing and actually Nortle and I are half siblings
00:12:35:18	00:12:43:14	Brin [Basil]	and uh…I moved away from my house or i should call it our hut whatever you want to call
00:12:43:11	00:12:43:29	Steve [Nortle]	hovel
00:12:43:14	00:12:52:08	Brin [Basil]	it or awful. When I was fairly young, kind of went off on my own and I work for a blacksmith.
00:12:52:15	00:13:02:06	Brin [Basil]	I gather materials in precious gems and I’m kind of obsessed with them. I like them a lot. And let’s see what else?
00:13:04:03	00:13:15:13	Brin [Basil]	Oh that’s right the two weeks so I was just bouncing around from tavern to tavern doing my same old thing that i always do looking for gems and gathering materials and just searching
00:13:15:13	00:13:22:26	Brin [Basil]	all the taverns that’s right
00:13:16:12	00:13:22:04	Dave [Xeros]	She learned how to use her new brass knuckles and she used how to just use the middle finger of it.
00:13:22:26	00:13:31:10	Brin [Basil]	so i had it like custom cut so that i can lift the one finger
00:13:31:10	00:13:38:29	Brin [Basil]	i need in certain situations oh um
00:13:33:11	00:13:34:10	Steve [Nortle]	the deuce
00:13:34:26	00:13:37:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah if you say flipping the bird I’m a little offended though
00:13:37:13	00:13:39:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah that’s culturally insensitive
00:13:38:29	00:13:47:29	Brin [Basil]	in this case i’m flipping the veil stone brass now
00:13:39:01	00:13:40:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it is culturally insensitive
00:13:39:11	00:13:40:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:49:21	00:13:51:11	Brin [Basil]	anyways yep
00:13:51:10	00:13:52:16	Steve [Nortle]	the laugh track at that one too
00:13:54:19	00:14:03:12	Brin [Basil]	yeah yeah there you go just flipping the beep but yeah so yeah i’ve gotten a few more stones feeling good
00:13:54:20	00:13:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	Beep!
00:13:56:16	00:13:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	just flipping the beep.
00:13:58:15	00:13:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	Keep them guessing.
00:14:03:12	00:14:08:11	Brin [Basil]	I’m ready for another adventure. Chapter two.
00:14:10:08	00:14:15:19	Chris [GM]	I normally play TBD, full name Traverius Yonigard-Deak.
00:14:16:05	00:14:23:06	Chris [GM]	TBD is a Goliath wizard about seven foot tall and is a rock and roll star as you’ve learned before.
00:14:24:14	00:14:32:08	Chris [GM]	TBD isn’t an adrenaline junkie? Excuse me. TBD Isn’t An Adrenaline Junkie? I cannot say that. Junky.
00:14:30:29	00:14:31:13	Dave [Xeros]	Junkie.
00:14:32:16	00:14:33:01	Dave [Xeros]	Junkie.
00:14:33:04	00:14:42:20	Chris [GM]	TBD Is an adrenaline Junky who loves blowing stuff up often with no regard to safety. he does not want to die unless it’s doing something epic
00:14:38:29	00:14:40:11	Brin [Basil]	Nice!
00:14:43:14	00:14:47:05	Chris [GM]	I will come to find out possibly later that
00:14:48:17	00:14:53:01	Chris [GM]	lives life chasing adrenaline ties to suppress his feelings of guilt
00:14:54:18	00:14:56:12	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, we get deep.
00:14:57:10	00:15:05:04	Chris [GM]	and one of the facts TBD’s great grandfather is Jacques Bjorn, the famous sea explorer who fought Zen during The Forgotten Hour
00:15:08:16	00:15:15:06	Chris [GM]	very cool It might be Great-Great Grandfather Great-Grandfather could work for 100 years
00:15:09:11	00:15:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	Chills.
00:15:10:03	00:15:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	the yeah and he during the two weeks he left almost immediately right
00:15:12:09	00:15:15:24	Dave [Xeros]	A hundred years. I mean, you know, great-great-grandfather totally works.
00:15:20:20	00:15:22:00	Chris [GM]	Not quite yet.
00:15:23:20	00:15:26:04	Chris [GM]	He’s still with us at the moment.
00:15:23:22	00:15:26:12	Dave [Xeros]	He kind of… Oh, okay.
00:15:25:28	00:15:41:28	Steve [Nortle]	now oh okay it’s probably
00:15:28:01	00:15:34:16	Chris [GM]	Speaking of which everyone has now gathered back to the town of Lashara
00:15:35:20	00:15:41:01	Chris [GM]	and Lasharra has called it a meeting she would like to speak to all of us
00:15:41:28	00:15:53:23	Steve [Nortle]	worth pointing out that the gnome Lashara is the creature after whom the city Lasharra was named because that could be confusing if you weren’t taking notes like you should have
00:15:48:02	00:15:49:03	Chris [GM]	That is correct
00:15:53:23	00:16:00:11	Steve [Nortle]	during our previous episodes I’m a teacher
00:15:55:24	00:16:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	Chris, if you want to turn on the thing, if you like put some ambient music on, you can
00:15:58:04	00:16:12:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	audience that’s the way to get him we can
00:16:01:27	00:16:04:10	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, how do I do that? Let’s do it
00:16:03:17	00:16:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	just, you launch into Foundry
00:16:05:19	00:16:08:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, man. You’re going to have to help me out there.
00:16:08:01	00:16:08:29	Dave [Xeros]	okay one sec
00:16:09:16	00:16:09:23	Chris [GM]	Pause.
00:16:11:16	00:16:19:04	Steve [Nortle]	boom boom boom I think we all
00:16:12:02	00:16:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	provide music in the meantime i thought it sounded pretty good actually
00:16:19:04	00:16:29:09	Steve [Nortle]	should keep going with our own songs i was i was trying to do the we the we menu theme song
00:16:23:21	00:16:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the timing was a little off but we were all, we all chose a different like sound
00:16:29:05	00:16:29:26	Brin [Basil]	oh yeah
00:16:30:18	00:16:37:09	Steve [Nortle]	i yeah i used i used to play the the jeopardy song that would you know the classic jeopardy
00:16:37:09	00:16:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	theme song like while i was waiting for students and needed a timer and then i was like why don’t
00:16:42:14	00:16:44:02	Chris [GM]	Kids didn’t know the reference.
00:16:43:15	00:16:53:17	Steve [Nortle]	i well some of them did but then one kid was like it sounds almost like the wee music i was like let’s do that and so I trigger the nostalgia
00:16:53:17	00:17:03:20	Steve [Nortle]	in all of the children and they listen to you can have a 10 hour loop on YouTube
00:17:03:20	00:17:10:17	Steve [Nortle]	That comes from them just playing
00:17:05:17	00:17:07:26	Brin [Basil]	there’s a 10 hour loop in my house as well
00:17:13:11	00:17:15:24	Steve [Nortle]	Children What a concept
00:17:14:15	00:17:14:29	Brin [Basil]	disgusting
00:17:20:08	00:17:21:06	Brin [Basil]	and adorable
00:17:22:09	00:17:22:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	never
00:17:23:16	00:17:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	And I’m just going to act like that’s a choice I’m making
00:17:26:25	00:17:28:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it is okay I swear
00:17:27:13	00:17:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I
00:17:30:09	00:17:31:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t need anybody okay
00:17:31:26	00:17:33:09	Chris [GM]	50% of the choice.
00:17:37:11	00:17:38:23	Chris [GM]	I hear it clicking now.
00:17:39:18	00:17:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	do too
00:17:42:24	00:17:44:00	Chris [GM]	it’s like data clicking.
00:17:45:13	00:17:50:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s kind of like a robotic cat purring a little bit
00:17:49:24	00:17:51:13	Brin [Basil]	sound like
00:17:50:11	00:17:50:19	Chris [GM]	yeah.
00:17:51:13	00:18:11:05	Brin [Basil]	robot again. There
00:17:51:29	00:17:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like a little too fast
00:17:53:02	00:17:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	Probably named Prynne.
00:17:54:23	00:17:59:28	Chris [GM]	If I hit the record button, does it just kind of pause where it’s at and pick up right back? Or does it start new files?
00:18:00:29	00:18:01:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah.
00:18:02:17	00:18:03:28	Chris [GM]	Paint in the box.
00:18:04:03	00:18:15:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	steve i told three people how terrified I was during your shot yeah there was this dog and he had a hand in his mouth we were in the haunted house
00:18:11:05	00:18:14:01	Brin [Basil]	was this dog!
00:18:11:06	00:18:12:18	Chris [GM]	That’s the part I shared too!
00:18:13:14	00:18:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	The dog part was creepy.
00:18:15:10	00:18:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then we couldn’t leave
00:18:17:15	00:18:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, try to leave… No!
00:18:22:25	00:18:26:09	Steve [Nortle]	Haven’t you watched a horror movie? You’re not going to be able to escape.
00:18:25:03	00:18:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know So, you know, I mean like based on how we usually do with doors. You probably could have just let us try and get out And we wouldn’t have made it anyway You didn’t have to lock it
00:18:35:17	00:18:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We probably wouldn’t got through
00:18:37:25	00:18:40:06	Chris [GM]	That did it. No, it’s still there.
00:18:39:15	00:18:46:20	Steve [Nortle]	I think actually one of my favorite quotes of the whole night was after
00:18:48:26	00:18:55:17	Steve [Nortle]	Angelina started kissing Maggie and she was like, Sheldon! Get down here!
00:18:49:22	00:18:50:09	Chris [GM]	Oh, sorry.
00:18:56:18	00:18:58:08	Steve [Nortle]	You’re missing this.
00:19:00:03	00:19:01:22	Steve [Nortle]	I love that.
00:19:00:14	00:19:02:01	Chris [GM]	but you’ve got
00:19:01:28	00:19:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The show shows what’s happening That was fun
00:19:06:27	00:19:08:27	Chris [GM]	it’s just barely there I don’t ever use
00:19:08:18	00:19:16:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I would love to play those characters again If we did another adventure with them or something that was fun since they survived yeah that was
00:19:09:29	00:19:12:17	Chris [GM]	no big deal It’s not loud enough
00:19:13:11	00:19:15:11	Steve [Nortle]	Since they actually survived.
00:19:22:13	00:19:32:11	Chris [GM]	I don’ t- I don’T hear any music Look at the Wii music stuck in my head now
00:19:32:11	00:19:36:22	Chris [GM]	It’s very very easy
00:19:38:19	00:19:38:26	Brin [Basil]	dude.
00:19:49:10	00:19:52:08	Chris [GM]	The MIDI or whatever That Is The Mini Jack
00:19:59:26	00:20:00:22	Chris [GM]	To Bring Music Through?
00:20:11:22	00:20:20:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re prepared we’ve got a whole computer now the whole screen and ipad i mean sorry
00:20:13:09	00:20:19:00	Brin [Basil]	Am I? Oh, it’s just an iPad.
00:20:20:29	00:20:30:23	Chris [GM]	those work are you trying to get rid of the ticking or are you just trying
00:20:21:16	00:20:25:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how digitally illiterate of me to say laptop
00:20:27:15	00:20:30:11	Brin [Basil]	like a $20 keyboard that plugs in.
00:20:29:20	00:20:31:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m trying to get
00:20:32:22	00:20:36:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the right size though that’s like convenient to just take around and everything.
00:20:39:24	00:20:45:02	Brin [Basil]	my favorite thing. Way better than nothing.
00:20:45:22	00:20:46:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Kids.
00:20:54:20	00:21:02:25	Chris [GM]	so it’s barely there like you wouldn’t even notice it you don’t hear when people are talking
00:20:56:12	00:20:57:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Children again.
00:21:00:10	00:21:12:04	Brin [Basil]	You should see my nitro destroys me at that game. You did it, Steve!
00:21:02:03	00:21:03:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No but…
00:21:08:01	00:21:12:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Geometry dashs Is this like Tetris or something?
00:21:10:05	00:21:10:17	Chris [GM]	sega
00:21:12:13	00:21:13:08	Chris [GM]	You broke it!
00:21:12:14	00:21:13:09	Brin [Basil]	You broke it!
00:21:15:23	00:21:21:26	Brin [Basil]	It’s always the end of the day before you do it.
00:21:15:27	00:21:17:17	Chris [GM]	It’s always Steve that does it too.
00:21:19:08	00:21:20:07	Chris [GM]	I can do it.
00:21:24:14	00:21:27:11	Chris [GM]	If life had a control Z it’d be so easy.
00:21:25:29	00:21:27:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think this is deep.
00:21:27:21	00:21:30:27	Brin [Basil]	I would be pressing that all the day long.
00:21:30:22	00:21:32:03	Chris [GM]	He’d only have like two kids.
00:21:35:05	00:21:42:28	Brin [Basil]	i would have zero actually yeah sounds great it’s very loud but It sounds good.
00:21:39:05	00:21:39:17	Chris [GM]	Is it working?
00:21:46:19	00:21:47:15	Brin [Basil]	I like it.
00:21:50:26	00:21:56:21	Chris [GM]	Let’s get the… Try the peaceful for now. Or mystical, maybe.
00:21:57:16	00:22:04:29	Steve [Nortle]	something cheerful like uh i don’t know i just have the wee menu
00:22:01:11	00:22:01:24	Brin [Basil]	Crustic!
00:22:04:29	00:22:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	stuck in my head now so surely that should be in the public domain by now
00:22:05:10	00:22:07:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. Why is that not on here?
00:22:12:14	00:22:13:16	Dave [Xeros]	okay sorry about
00:22:12:18	00:22:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, sure.
00:22:12:20	00:22:13:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay, he’s ready.
00:22:14:01	00:22:14:20	Chris [GM]	That’s all good.
00:22:15:26	00:22:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	oh dude that feels so much better
00:22:17:27	00:22:23:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it gives us a little ambiance. I like it. Excuse me.
00:22:24:04	00:22:29:10	Chris [GM]	Alright, so just a little bit for everyone.
00:22:30:16	00:22:35:28	Chris [GM]	Lashara has called everyone together. She’s called small council with you all
00:22:35:28	00:22:45:29	Chris [GM]	She has done a little bit of research on the samples you guys delivered to her and has some more things to say.
00:22:47:07	00:22:58:22	Chris [GM]	I’m going to be reading some things directly from the laptop. This is more for the podcast than it is… It’s knowledge for you guys, too, but just forgive me as I read basically that’s what I’m saying. You might get a little bored.
00:22:59:22	00:23:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	don’t caveat with that make it interesting we got this or else we’re gonna make it interesting
00:23:03:18	00:23:09:15	Steve [Nortle]	do silly voices read it like my professor would
00:23:06:02	00:23:06:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:23:06:25	00:23:07:05	Chris [GM]	Good point.
00:23:10:08	00:23:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	Fry
00:23:16:07	00:23:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	Info dump Let’s do this
00:23:19:13	00:23:24:02	Chris [GM]	Thanks everyone. for coming. I hope you had a good break.
00:23:22:28	00:23:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	It was great I don’t know
00:23:27:14	00:23:30:05	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t remember half of it So I had a great time
00:23:30:05	00:23:32:16	Chris [GM]	Well, we’ve confiscated some of that footage
00:23:34:20	00:23:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay Just don’t give it to
00:23:36:05	00:23:37:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh, can I see it?
00:23:38:21	00:23:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll show it to you
00:23:39:22	00:23:40:07	Chris [GM]	Honestly
00:23:40:22	00:23:43:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	anything on that we haven’t seen before I mean like
00:23:45:14	00:23:52:20	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a lot of things on there that you haven’t seen um we can go over that later it’s fine don’t worry about it
00:23:51:20	00:23:53:25	Chris [GM]	you do outside of the city doesn’t concern
00:23:53:26	00:24:01:05	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just what happens inside okay um i think we need to go to magus my friends
00:23:56:14	00:23:57:28	Chris [GM]	is a very big concern to me.
00:24:00:28	00:24:02:01	Chris [GM]	You’re on thin ice.
00:24:02:25	00:24:07:27	Brin [Basil]	happens in magus stays in magas do you know how long I’ve been waiting to say that guys
00:24:09:00	00:24:12:03	Brin [Basil]	I hope you have your cools ready and you might be signing a marriage license soon
00:24:12:14	00:24:13:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:14:14	00:24:15:16	Chris [GM]	Now it’s
00:24:15:02	00:24:16:04	Brin [Basil]	I got more
00:24:15:12	00:24:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	isn’t uh falco isn’t that where like people from your university go and they get married so it’s They could consummate the marriage, and then they get an annulment and go straight back to university just like it never happened.
00:24:26:10	00:24:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	I heard a couple stories about that. It’s like when the animals go into heat.
00:24:36:08	00:24:43:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um some of the less intelligent students do engage in that type of behavior yes
00:24:37:17	00:24:38:07	Brin [Basil]	I tried
00:24:41:27	00:24:44:05	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. I just heard rumors.
00:24:44:24	00:24:47:17	Chris [GM]	Jesse probably like six or seven sessions
00:24:50:23	00:24:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	Mini info dump! Mini info dumped!
00:24:52:15	00:24:54:26	Chris [GM]	anyways LaShara
00:24:56:08	00:25:07:02	Chris [GM]	calms the crowd down she said everyone listen please there are some things you need to know 100 years ago a cataclysm nearly cut the world in pieces as the necromancer
00:25:07:02	00:25:10:08	Chris [GM]	Xen Elicros did I pronounce that right?
00:25:10:04	00:25:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Lycoris.
00:25:12:07	00:25:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	Because there’s actually an island off the coast of Lashara called Lycoras so fyi and something might be happening there eventually
00:25:21:20	00:25:27:09	Chris [GM]	foreshadowing Xen Elecoris made mad by grief and loss
00:25:27:09	00:25:35:05	Chris [GM]	tried to reshape reality me father idios jacques bjorn TBD leans over my great -grandfather
00:25:36:05	00:25:38:24	Chris [GM]	kind of bumps nortles elbow okay
00:25:38:15	00:25:41:17	Steve [Nortle]	Nortle gives him a nice slow thumbs up.
00:25:43:29	00:25:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	to see what nautil’s voice is like now
00:25:45:00	00:25:46:26	Brin [Basil]	I can’t wait.
00:25:46:27	00:25:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	I think I’ve hyped it up too much. It’s going to be a disappointment.
00:25:47:29	00:25:49:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:25:50:06	00:25:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	I’ll just be quiet the whole time.
00:25:50:17	00:25:58:03	Chris [GM]	uh jacque bjord old man jenkins malor levitas and gray the tabaxi wizard all fought in that battle
00:25:58:03	00:26:09:16	Chris [GM]	but we didn’t stop the apocalypse from happening the world was torn apart still the world moved on, trying to rebuild and I and the others were the founders of that new world. We founded
00:26:09:16	00:26:19:12	Chris [GM]	the city of Newell. I’ve dedicated my long life to rebuilding the world but the necromancer cut into pieces by helping advance the scientific knowledge within Kareis
00:26:19:29	00:26:30:14	Chris [GM]	However, difficulties soon arose amongst the remaining people My antagonisms against the powerful Ideas religion, founded by Father Ideas, drew too much strife in the community
00:26:30:14	00:26:37:23	Chris [GM]	We didn’t see eye-to-eye in the end, but we did plant the necessary seeds to thrive once again. Yes, Eros?
00:26:38:21	00:26:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:26:42:07	00:26:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	i know i was completely listening to everything you had to say
00:26:42:12	00:26:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i love this recap by the way like about this is falcon that was really good like historically though i was really sinking
00:26:53:01	00:27:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	well okay i’m sorry um yeah i was that i just wanted to make sure you
00:26:53:17	00:26:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	into that and i’m a little upset that you interrupted that yeah
00:26:57:08	00:26:57:17	Steve [Nortle]	even
00:27:01:11	00:27:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm-hmm i’m used to the false doctrine i’m using it i’m used to hearing all i’m use to hearing
00:27:06:02	00:27:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:27:06:02	00:27:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:27:08:01	00:27:19:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all of that I’m used to thank
00:27:09:29	00:27:18:14	Dave [Xeros]	um i just again checking in on ya i was just checking it i can share he’s okay
00:27:10:29	00:27:13:10	Brin [Basil]	He has extra pamphlets of you.
00:27:12:10	00:27:15:21	Chris [GM]	So did you actually have something to say or are you just checking in on Felthoff?
00:27:16:22	00:27:18:29	Chris [GM]	Okay. Wonderful.
00:27:19:15	00:28:27:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you literal
00:27:20:17	00:27:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	empathy it’s within me
00:27:25:09	00:27:28:14	Chris [GM]	I don’t think you realize how profound that actually was.
00:27:28:28	00:27:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	see I’m just a fountain of knowledge
00:27:32:20	00:27:33:05	Chris [GM]	Anyways,
00:27:34:10	00:27:43:29	Chris [GM]	rather than remain there I left New Old and set out across the sweep to start my own community. Here, this city has grown as a place of scientific and magical fusion.
00:27:44:14	00:27:53:24	Chris [GM]	It moves ahead without religious resistance that characterized much of the early days of Reyes. However, now with returning pressures of the revitalized religion,
00:27:54:03	00:27:58:27	Chris [GM]	chance at the end is near has resurfaced.
00:27:58:27	00:28:10:19	Chris [GM]	I fear these rumors are founded on truth and not just a mere scare tactic to regain control of the people of Piraeus. I’m going to say that line one more time,
00:28:10:28	00:28:15:14	Chris [GM]	And not mere scare tactics to retain control of The People of Puraeus
00:28:21:22	00:28:27:11	Dave [Xeros]	okay, I’m done wow, no, everyone is staring at me with these wee beady eyes and I was like
00:28:23:05	00:28:23:22	Chris [GM]	you gonna say something?
00:28:27:11	00:28:28:27	Chris [GM]	You said um
00:28:27:11	00:28:58:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and metaphorical
00:28:29:26	00:28:34:05	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to say something then everyone was looking at me and I’m not going to tell you anything
00:28:35:25	00:28:43:13	Chris [GM]	you have all heard i’m sure rumors and whispers of a reawakening the need to know more outweighs
00:28:49:26	00:28:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	we have a lot of experience with gravity wells so
00:28:53:10	00:28:57:29	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, these bale stones are heavy, a heavy load to carry.
00:28:58:03	00:28:59:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gravity I think we
00:28:59:07	00:29:07:04	Chris [GM]	am thankful for those samples thank you guys uh the fabric of space
00:29:02:02	00:29:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	i got never mind i’m not gonna say it go ahead
00:29:07:04	00:29:17:08	Chris [GM]	and time was driven by zen’s magic leaving certain areas of koreas susceptible to sharing necrotic forces you experienced these firsthand
00:29:17:08	00:29:24:10	Chris [GM]	And these splits in the ground are called bale tares. Thank you, that was first try. Appreciate it.
00:29:27:04	00:29:37:17	Chris [GM]	Though what they are, how they operate and why they form still remains to be seen. Thanks to the samples you brought me we can find those answers but I fear it’s not enough.
00:29:39:02	00:29:46:00	Chris [GM]	We need more evidence which is why I’ve called you all here today. I would like to task
00:29:47:22	00:29:59:13	Chris [GM]	send you all out again on another mission. This time, I’m not sure quite where but we need to find more evidence of this reawakening of these Veltairs and what
00:29:59:13	00:30:00:17	Chris [GM]	they’re actually capable of
00:30:03:19	00:30:05:04	Chris [GM]	and mini-lorda
00:30:06:25	00:30:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	all tears okay um anyone else want to jump in i i mean like
00:30:14:27	00:30:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	honestly i’m good i’m could um is so you know inkling at all of of like direction like i mean compass heading you want us to go north
00:30:26:02	00:30:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	you want US to go south I’m just a little
00:30:30:00	00:30:36:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s kind of what I was wondering too maybe or like What we’re looking for maybe Like when you mean, would you say evidence
00:30:36:28	00:30:41:16	Chris [GM]	We’ve heard rumors of other Veltirs forming on Coreas
00:30:43:20	00:30:53:01	Chris [GM]	some on other continents you’ve experienced one on our island it’s an island right is koreas the whole world
00:30:50:00	00:30:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a continent
00:30:54:01	00:31:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	no I’m playing with names for the entire world but I’m landing somewhere in the area of
00:31:02:04	00:31:04:21	Dave [Xeros]	either kathos or ethos one of the two
00:31:05:29	00:31:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	pathos a different variation so that would be the entire world. Piraeus is here and then it is we have like four or five other continents so
00:31:17:22	00:31:20:08	Brin [Basil]	Okay, so those will have different names.
00:31:18:05	00:31:19:08	Dave [Xeros]	Krios is
00:31:20:21	00:31:22:10	Dave [Xeros]	to our west
00:31:23:13	00:31:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	and I think it starts with an email. I can pull it up
00:31:29:04	00:31:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	continue
00:31:31:17	00:31:40:17	Brin [Basil]	want to add that we must have done a pretty good job since you’re calling us back here. Are we going to get paid more?
00:31:43:10	00:31:49:01	Brin [Basil]	Are we like a group? are we like friends i mean
00:31:50:16	00:32:01:18	Brin [Basil]	i mean like nortle’s my buddy obviously but okay just
00:31:54:23	00:31:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	I like to think that we’re friends I like to think me and Falco are brothers
00:32:01:21	00:32:02:19	Steve [Nortle]	did share pants.
00:32:02:29	00:32:04:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	were all brothers and sisters but
00:32:06:08	00:32:06:27	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you for that.
00:32:08:19	00:32:09:15	Brin [Basil]	as there’s no commitments
00:32:14:29	00:32:16:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
00:32:18:25	00:32:25:24	Chris [GM]	I was considering inviting you all to join our group of Lachines
00:32:26:25	00:32:34:10	Chris [GM]	if that’s something you would all be interested in. Interestingly, the Lachine’s operation is not a single entity.
00:32:35:02	00:32:43:09	Chris [GM]	Within the Laching group there are smaller factions and guilds that are formed. They all have their specific purposes, missions.
00:32:44:09	00:32:50:11	Chris [GM]	You guys would be able to form your own guild if that’s something you’re interested in becoming.
00:32:55:11	00:32:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	Like a black ops version of the Lashines?
00:32:58:24	00:33:09:24	Chris [GM]	You would get the benefits and perks of being a Lachine. We have adventure guilds in different cities that are specifically for the Lishings You would gain access to those. It could give you free warm room
00:33:10:14	00:33:15:29	Chris [GM]	to sleep in at night, discounts, food, 10%.
00:33:17:22	00:33:20:18	Steve [Nortle]	And double flying miles.
00:33:21:09	00:33:28:23	Chris [GM]	However, with such a large organization we keep it organized through guilds and so your guild would have a specific task.
00:33:31:04	00:33:31:18	Chris [GM]	Honestly
00:33:32:25	00:33:38:22	Chris [GM]	the guilds have kind of free reign to sort of decide how or who they want to be
00:33:42:04	00:33:52:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um i i’ve i’ve heard of the lashings before and yeah when i was in school
00:33:49:20	00:33:51:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve read about them in your scriptures.
00:33:55:04	00:34:05:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know why i said that like i was five years old or something when i were in school uh back at the university they did uh during one of our history classes
00:33:58:07	00:33:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:34:05:09	00:34:10:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	teach us the laschings did at one point try to infiltrate i believe infiltrate the church
00:34:10:29	00:34:19:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And at one point, it seemed like they were assassins of some kind who intended to do church members harm.
00:34:17:15	00:34:23:28	Dave [Xeros]	It was the story… Yeah, it was the history of Joseph. I remember this one. Joseph.
00:34:19:22	00:34:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Church leaders harm Joseph. That’s right.
00:34:25:04	00:34:34:07	Brin [Basil]	so do you have a problem no
00:34:25:16	00:34:36:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So so I have some reservations. I just want to know exactly what the last thing is. What are they now?
00:34:25:20	00:34:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	Joseph the Infiltrator slash Convert?
00:34:36:23	00:34:40:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I mean, not everybody has stuff in their past.
00:34:42:10	00:34:48:28	Chris [GM]	a lot can happen in 100 years and a lot of information could be twisted too no comment
00:34:50:05	00:34:53:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But did you say no comment after your comment?
00:34:52:24	00:34:54:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:34:53:03	00:34:56:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:34:54:02	00:34:54:17	Chris [GM]	no comment
00:34:56:17	00:34:58:29	Brin [Basil]	she makes a comment
00:35:00:02	00:35:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	Makes a comment and then says no comment. That makes sense.
00:35:04:12	00:35:05:29	Steve [Nortle]	a true politician
00:35:05:19	00:35:06:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just wondering…
00:35:05:22	00:35:12:20	Chris [GM]	the last let me see the Lachines you are correct when it first started
00:35:05:23	00:35:06:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was awesome.
00:35:12:23	00:35:21:03	Chris [GM]	We’re a secret organization, but it is now branched out to a much broader, useful way of getting things done.
00:35:22:02	00:35:30:27	Chris [GM]	Such as what’s a good example? Like the Lions Club or yeah.
00:35:26:14	00:35:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	I like the fact that you have to ask yourself that question. What’s a good example? The lashings are like…
00:35:35:03	00:35:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	Illuminati
00:35:37:12	00:35:45:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’m good with, like, loose affiliation as long as it’s not permanent affiliation. I’ve been members of groups before and I’ve been hurt emotionally.
00:35:46:01	00:35:50:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to spread my wing over Eros while he’s talking about
00:35:51:22	00:35:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	losing his group, and I’m gonna remind him just with my wing touch that he’s part of the group here.
00:35:58:17	00:35:59:03	Dave [Xeros]	I am.
00:35:59:10	00:35:59:23	Chris [GM]	was beautiful.
00:36:01:01	00:36:06:04	Chris [GM]	Honestly, the perks of being Lachine I kind of mentioned them. There are others that
00:36:07:12	00:36:13:09	Chris [GM]	will be brought to knowledge when I figure out what those are
00:36:14:22	00:36:26:15	Chris [GM]	but really it’s like being part club where you can gain access to certain areas easier so you don’t have to do this This is nothing being forced
00:36:23:01	00:36:23:21	Dave [Xeros]	Um…
00:36:26:01	00:36:27:09	Brin [Basil]	pretty nice to me honestly
00:36:27:07	00:36:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	I just have questions Just questions in general
00:36:32:28	00:36:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	So overall perks sounds great
00:36:37:04	00:36:43:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just trying to find out are we going to be tracked Are we going To be watched Is there anything Associated with
00:36:44:12	00:36:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	Magical Viewing Of our actions Are you Just going To believe What we come And tell you Or are you Going to Do this whole Trust but verify Thing
00:36:53:02	00:37:02:29	Chris [GM]	Funny coming from the guy who carries around of crystal orb with him that records everything pretty public
00:36:57:27	00:36:58:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:36:59:01	00:37:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	That’s not For anyone else But me
00:37:02:29	00:37:05:19	Chris [GM]	access you should probably take
00:37:04:04	00:37:05:19	Dave [Xeros]	So You’ve seen My channel
00:37:07:11	00:37:08:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:08:07	00:37:14:10	Steve [Nortle]	You have it on auto-load. It just automatically uploads every time you finish a recording.
00:37:14:20	00:37:17:25	Chris [GM]	nightmare it’s an nightmare for his pr manager
00:37:14:22	00:37:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:37:17:23	00:37:22:22	Dave [Xeros]	It actually goes straight to the Year Zero’s YouTube channel.
00:37:23:12	00:37:27:20	Steve [Nortle]	And they, and you have the password so they can’t like, they can not stop me yet.
00:37:25:20	00:37:35:29	Chris [GM]	they can’t get access to it that’s great uh anyways uh no yeah strictly confidential We work.
00:37:27:15	00:37:28:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:37:37:20	00:37:48:00	Chris [GM]	The point of the LeShings is to be able to get things done, and adding bureaucracy or red tape to things just slows everything down.
00:37:48:12	00:37:53:29	Chris [GM]	I mean, how easily can you get stuff done in that church if you’re idiots?
00:37:55:01	00:37:58:15	Chris [GM]	It takes two weeks just to, you know, get a light bulb changed, right?
00:37:59:13	00:38:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No.
00:38:00:00	00:38:00:29	Dave [Xeros]	What’s a light bulb?
00:38:01:13	00:38:03:07	Brin [Basil]	flies up there and does it, actually.
00:38:03:06	00:38:03:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:04:12	00:38:10:11	Dave [Xeros]	See, I think they just teach them self-reliance, right? They teach them correct principles and let them govern themselves.
00:38:10:08	00:38:14:11	Chris [GM]	You won’t need to be worried about being tracked. I can give you my word.
00:38:15:00	00:38:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, can I have your word and some sort of a block spell or something, like anti-scrying mechanism.
00:38:21:11	00:38:25:00	Chris [GM]	You could cast that on yourself and prefer… I don’t have a spell like that to give you.
00:38:24:05	00:38:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m only level three. It’s okay.
00:38:27:20	00:38:31:22	Chris [GM]	There needs to be just a quick ceremony if it’s… We’re going to make…
00:38:30:18	00:38:34:14	Brin [Basil]	You have to accept all cookies. Do you understand me?
00:38:34:10	00:38:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	All cookies?
00:38:36:05	00:38:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, if you want to be on that site accept all cookies.
00:38:36:05	00:38:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:41:13	00:38:42:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m good
00:38:44:27	00:38:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	If other people want to have this affiliation great, I support you 100% I would like to test and see how that affiliation goes before I
00:38:56:07	00:39:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	affiliate um i got yeah no well i won’t try a trial run i want someone else to trial run it so i can observe the trial run before i like jump in i i had like early uh a couple years ago like
00:38:57:24	00:38:58:24	Chris [GM]	a trial run.
00:38:59:27	00:39:00:14	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:39:08:01	00:39:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	this guy was like hey you sell these vitamins and join my downline and i was just like you know what um i get caught up in that once before and uh that’s another reason why i just
00:39:12:05	00:39:13:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:39:22:00	00:39:23:08	Chris [GM]	You were gonna say something, Falclaw.
00:39:22:27	00:39:30:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I think generally speaking I feel like we can trust you and
00:39:31:12	00:39:42:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m interested in joining I feel that this would only bridge our communities and create more peace And an opportunity for me to add an additional
00:39:43:21	00:39:47:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um audience to my
00:39:51:04	00:39:59:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	missionary efforts another group to interact and discussions
00:39:53:01	00:39:54:02	Brin [Basil]	they’re all
00:40:01:09	00:40:07:25	Chris [GM]	Falclaws, when I look at you I see a younger father who was vivacious and handsome
00:40:13:01	00:40:15:09	Chris [GM]	your willingness to work together
00:40:13:14	00:40:19:28	Dave [Xeros]	was murdered beanbag sarah
00:40:15:06	00:40:16:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m speechless
00:40:23:12	00:40:26:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was the highest compliment you could give in Falclaw and I’m speech
00:40:26:09	00:40:27:14	Chris [GM]	Oh good
00:40:29:29	00:40:30:25	Chris [GM]	His feathers
00:40:33:07	00:40:33:23	Brin [Basil]	poofy
00:40:34:26	00:40:36:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	puff my chest out
00:40:37:13	00:40:38:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:40:38:08	00:40:40:27	Brin [Basil]	when they’re a little bit aroused
00:40:42:01	00:40:46:09	Steve [Nortle]	The shrinking spell kicks in a little bit and you drop down and your eyes grow bigger.
00:40:42:29	00:40:45:10	Brin [Basil]	when they’re about to do a mating dance
00:40:47:02	00:41:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	physical things are happening yes i thought
00:40:51:13	00:40:54:05	Chris [GM]	Did I mention there’s also a steady pay with it?
00:40:55:09	00:41:00:13	Brin [Basil]	okay just as long as we’re not the guild of pamphlets other than that I think we’re good
00:41:00:13	00:41:10:29	Brin [Basil]	like we did yeah i mean
00:41:00:23	00:41:11:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we were paid in friendship last time like i thought We really made a lot of memories that are priceless do we really need money do we are we talking about this again do Do we really need money?
00:41:10:29	00:41:14:15	Brin [Basil]	i think i feel like eros can front us for the most part
00:41:14:18	00:41:15:22	Chris [GM]	It’s nothing…
00:41:16:08	00:41:19:00	Dave [Xeros]	i do remember being about five gold pieces short
00:41:19:16	00:41:20:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:41:22:22	00:41:30:25	Brin [Basil]	it had nothing to do with that it was it was obviously the rogue
00:41:31:09	00:41:39:07	Dave [Xeros]	am more than willing to front everything with my winnings because Basil put up such a great fight.
00:41:39:04	00:41:41:11	Chris [GM]	Wasn’t it Jenkins that did that? I can’t remember.
00:41:40:25	00:41:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	No it was me. It was in the arena.
00:41:43:26	00:41:46:04	Chris [GM]	No, but they got the money back.
00:41:46:07	00:41:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	No it wasn’t Basil. Because it was the jumping and the flying that picked up the gold after the fact.
00:41:47:17	00:41:48:20	Chris [GM]	Oh Basil, okay.
00:41:57:21	00:42:09:00	Chris [GM]	Tell you what Why don’t you guys group together come up with your own guild, come up with a name and purpose. Gilded Lily
00:42:09:19	00:42:10:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Laila Shara
00:42:11:27	00:42:21:04	Chris [GM]	And then we’ll see if you guys’ goals and aspirations align with the Lysheans We’ll see how that works
00:42:21:02	00:42:28:09	Brin [Basil]	fair enough so yeah
00:42:23:06	00:42:33:26	Chris [GM]	So in meta talking I sent you guys all that text We certainly don’t need to answer every single one of these questions but I think it would be fun to kind of build this
00:42:33:26	00:42:41:03	Chris [GM]	up a little bit more of a kind of a group gang guild sort of thing uh the new 2024 handbook
00:42:41:03	00:42:48:17	Chris [GM]	actually has a whole section in it for what are they called steve bastions so this would
00:42:45:20	00:42:46:08	Steve [Nortle]	bastions
00:42:48:17	00:42:53:21	Chris [GM]	kind of be along the lines of that so i don’t know i haven’t done any research at all about
00:42:48:21	00:42:49:07	Brin [Basil]	at you go
00:42:54:15	00:43:03:10	Dave [Xeros]	are like they are like a guild right but you’re building up like a big area and that’s i think i talked to you guys about that like i would love to build that in like
00:43:03:23	00:43:06:20	Steve [Nortle]	i felt i feel like isaac
00:43:07:06	00:43:18:18	Brin [Basil]	gosh that would be awesome the door
00:43:07:27	00:43:16:23	Steve [Nortle]	well that could work too i feel Like Isaac kind of was driving towards That to a certain extent Yeah making the magical towers and stuff
00:43:11:24	00:43:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	was yeah for like
00:43:16:29	00:43:27:23	Chris [GM]	he was i i personally am not entirely interested in maintaining something like that worrying about the money or anything but i would like the idea hey this is
00:43:27:23	00:43:35:26	Chris [GM]	home base and this is our order of operations oh okay
00:43:28:19	00:43:40:19	Dave [Xeros]	um just as long as the guy that owns the front desk is called the little one yeah yeah and he uh he has all of the ledgers uh
00:43:35:26	00:43:40:11	Chris [GM]	i like that yeah what was he again
00:43:41:00	00:43:47:07	Dave [Xeros]	that was in um he was at the stacks yeah no he was a i think he was the same thing as you
00:43:42:05	00:43:43:05	Chris [GM]	Was he an orc?
00:43:47:05	00:43:49:01	Chris [GM]	A Goliath. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:51:02	00:43:52:17	Brin [Basil]	called so cute
00:43:52:11	00:43:53:00	Chris [GM]	Little one.
00:43:52:17	00:44:28:09	Brin [Basil]	okay yeah
00:43:54:28	00:43:56:03	Steve [Nortle]	cameo anyway
00:43:56:06	00:44:07:09	Chris [GM]	Anyways, so before we jump into the whole rules and everything for what Bastions are and worry about any of that, we could at least get a guild name and a purpose. We talk about how the leadership and hierarchy is going to work.
00:44:09:09	00:44:11:14	Chris [GM]	Maybe where we want to put headquarters up.
00:44:12:00	00:44:20:26	Dave [Xeros]	bastion name is basically going to be like our group name. And that’s so when we walk into a town, everyone’s like, Gilded the Lily just walked into town! That sort of thing. Yeah. Okay.
00:44:19:14	00:44:21:20	Chris [GM]	Something like that. Yeah, that’s the way I imagine it.
00:44:22:13	00:44:33:05	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. FYI, I can also info dump really quick on this. So this is the world map and you do have Coreus which is right here. That is the continent that we are on
00:44:28:09	00:44:36:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah that looks familiar
00:44:34:28	00:44:40:11	Dave [Xeros]	Right? This is Erethessa Right? Coreus is down here. This is Krios
00:44:35:02	00:44:35:20	Chris [GM]	Right there?
00:44:37:18	00:44:39:18	Chris [GM]	Yeah, Kareis is down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:44:41:15	00:44:53:00	Dave [Xeros]	This is Opsis and this is Arctos. So those are the big five that are there overall, but Erethesa and Coreus are the ones we’ve done a lot of work in
00:44:48:07	00:44:48:29	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:44:53:13	00:44:56:00	Dave [Xeros]	both of the campaigns that we’ve been in.
00:44:57:12	00:45:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	If you do want to reference that it’s Erethea and Coreas if you guys want to get into it I’m still kind of building that out
00:45:07:03	00:45:11:28	Steve [Nortle]	Can you zoom in on Kiraeaus?
00:45:07:11	00:45:08:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cool.
00:45:08:27	00:45:09:27	Chris [GM]	Lots to play on
00:45:12:10	00:45:13:17	Chris [GM]	Let’s put that up behind us
00:45:13:04	00:45:13:27	Steve [Nortle]	Enhance!
00:45:14:02	00:45:14:25	Dave [Xeros]	Zoom and enhance
00:45:18:02	00:45:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	Ignore ignore me um ignore the ley lines i’m going to turn those off uh
00:45:20:25	00:45:28:09	Brin [Basil]	Are those the ocean currents?
00:45:28:29	00:45:37:00	Dave [Xeros]	those are magical ley lines where you can see where they cross and look at where the veil tears are at
00:45:39:17	00:45:40:20	Chris [GM]	We’ll be cutting that
00:45:41:15	00:45:42:21	Brin [Basil]	What we got…
00:45:42:12	00:45:42:25	Chris [GM]	Spoiler
00:45:44:02	00:45:51:24	Dave [Xeros]	so there we go okay great um yes i will zoom in on koreas
00:45:55:18	00:45:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	You want to go even further?
00:45:56:07	00:45:57:25	Chris [GM]	Currently we are right here
00:46:00:07	00:46:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	That’s Lashara.
00:46:05:13	00:46:16:23	Chris [GM]	nice cool um yeah so open floor guild name and purpose what do you guys think so i put little prompt questions like what is the name of the guild
00:46:16:23	00:46:24:10	Chris [GM]	in its primary color function are we a guilt thieves are we at society are we a group of entertainers adventurers
00:46:25:24	00:46:35:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’d like to keep it pretty high level Are we discussing this character or is this just meta overall okay I like if we want to be adventurers
00:46:27:08	00:46:32:00	Chris [GM]	yeah i agree i’d say meta like let’s just get it done
00:46:36:07	00:46:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	and then if we wanna start building going in because it’s really interesting cause we have religious We have someone that’s more of just a fighter looking for stones and then we have Nortle. I’m still trying to figure out
00:46:47:28	00:46:49:01	Steve [Nortle]	Dude, same.
00:46:48:04	00:46:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	what your motivations are, yeah. And then
00:46:50:13	00:46:51:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:46:51:28	00:46:52:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just really
00:46:54:11	00:46:59:11	Dave [Xeros]	more chaos so I don’t know how we want to refine that but
00:46:59:05	00:47:04:06	Chris [GM]	TBD is like the wizard arcane side of things musical yours is also a musical.
00:47:03:19	00:47:05:02	Dave [Xeros]	awesome music yep
00:47:05:18	00:47:05:28	Chris [GM]	Bard, yep.
00:47:06:09	00:47:11:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we have a good balance between us is like pretty diverse but then it also don’t know how we like align as a group
00:47:07:25	00:47:14:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah like value wise
00:47:12:05	00:47:13:14	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s just
00:47:14:18	00:47:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s adventuring right? It’s going out and like going out and finding out these story threads and bringing it all together
00:47:23:14	00:47:23:21	Steve [Nortle]	-Doo.
00:47:23:17	00:47:25:02	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:47:24:23	00:47:26:01	Steve [Nortle]	I get to be Velma.
00:47:28:18	00:47:35:29	Steve [Nortle]	that’s the only character whose name came to mind
00:47:36:06	00:47:37:16	Dave [Xeros]	well there’s Daphne
00:47:37:01	00:47:40:28	Steve [Nortle]	I’ve never watched an entire Scooby-Doo episode
00:47:38:12	00:47:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:47:42:13	00:47:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	so
00:47:42:17	00:47:43:11	Steve [Nortle]	so
00:47:45:16	00:47:57:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah well i feel like looking at uh like our uh alignments for each of us i do feel like we all kind of share like but we’re we’re all kind
00:47:53:10	00:47:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	chaotic you’re good
00:47:57:13	00:48:07:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of like um like the good on the good end and i don’t know how to word it like yeah like like um
00:48:03:09	00:48:05:15	Chris [GM]	We’re not out there to try and kill anyone
00:48:07:14	00:48:17:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like you two are aligned with like the law but the law could be good or bad but you’ll like uphold the law you’re kind of above the law personal gain you know
00:48:15:14	00:48:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	I just have my own law I don’t believe in someone else telling me what to do I just believe in what i’m feeling and what
00:48:20:19	00:48:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm-hmm
00:48:23:17	00:48:30:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but i feel like we’re all kind of like like we all kind have like an altruistic sort of like nobody’s like an evil
00:48:31:28	00:48:35:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know so we all seem like we kind of want to protect preserve
00:48:35:23	00:48:46:18	Dave [Xeros]	i’m really interested in finding out the truth of everything because we kind of have this structure figured out of what happened a hundred years ago obviously a lot of that lore has broken down so we don’t know what
00:48:46:18	00:48:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	the truth is but that’s really what’s at the heart of eros is he is just looking for what the actual real truth is not something
00:48:56:02	00:49:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	that’s been slanted or um portrayed as something else like not a narrative yep
00:49:02:04	00:49:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s a good one yeah
00:49:03:23	00:49:09:29	Chris [GM]	sounds like what our purpose in alignment is, is to discover the mystery of what’s going on
00:49:10:25	00:49:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
00:49:11:21	00:49:22:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I like that. I mean, Lashara is here trying to task you guys To go figure out Find out what is going on See if the rumors I’m hearing are true
00:49:14:02	00:49:15:11	Brin [Basil]	what
00:49:22:16	00:49:33:27	Chris [GM]	She hasn’t given you really a specific direction On purpose Just because she doesn’t know But she trusts that you guys If you put your ear to the ground Things will start popping
00:49:34:17	00:49:38:27	Chris [GM]	And this is leaving it open for everyone’s campaigns To contribute to that mystery
00:49:39:05	00:49:40:02	Brin [Basil]	That’s great
00:49:42:12	00:49:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	so along the lines of that at the heart do we have like if we want to throw out names no no i’m not a leader just names for the group because
00:49:49:21	00:49:53:26	Chris [GM]	Are you talking about a leader? Oh, name for the guild Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:49:53:17	00:50:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	most of the time in dndd we’ve always had like a party name and is that kind of what you’re about with the bastion uh every other campaign other than isaac’s that we did this last time
00:50:04:28	00:50:08:24	Dave [Xeros]	because i don’t think we’ve quite gotten to that point we’ve always had like a party name
00:50:07:23	00:50:15:09	Chris [GM]	don’T think we were established a party name on isaac’s i don t remember but um yeah yeah i what was the name you threw up
00:50:13:06	00:50:36:04	Brin [Basil]	oh my
00:50:17:00	00:50:24:08	Chris [GM]	the gilded lilies i don ‘nt think i want to oh okay
00:50:17:06	00:50:23:23	Dave [Xeros]	lilies um you can look up gilding the lily no it’s not actually bad
00:50:23:23	00:50:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	it’s it’s like a it’s a figure of speech okay yeah well steve said never know with you um
00:50:26:04	00:50:37:09	Chris [GM]	you never know you never no and honestly we could
00:50:36:04	00:50:56:26	Brin [Basil]	gosh
00:50:37:23	00:50:46:18	Chris [GM]	we could even stop at this point because it started at 9 o’clock and we want to get moving on um, and just say hey throughout the next week throwing ideas why don’t we just do that
00:50:47:26	00:50:48:09	Chris [GM]	yeah
00:50:48:20	00:50:49:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Brainstorming the chat.
00:50:56:26	00:50:58:13	Brin [Basil]	that, yeah that really is
00:50:58:20	00:51:09:19	Steve [Nortle]	and it comes from shakespeare so like i’m i’m double down on that see
00:51:01:09	00:51:01:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Whoa.
00:51:02:27	00:51:05:02	Chris [GM]	that’s pretty telling of who we are
00:51:06:29	00:51:07:28	Chris [GM]	they know us
00:51:09:19	00:51:11:12	Steve [Nortle]	See, I’m repping.
00:51:12:13	00:51:15:10	Brin [Basil]	oh dang man look at you go
00:51:14:29	00:51:16:27	Chris [GM]	the OG bard right there
00:51:18:03	00:51:19:10	Steve [Nortle]	True, that’s true.
00:51:22:01	00:51:26:02	Chris [GM]	anyways so We’ll jump back into the game of Lashara’s.
00:51:29:10	00:51:34:13	Chris [GM]	This all sounds fine. Are you interested in receiving the perks of being an official
00:51:36:12	00:51:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	someone has is and if those are like you know if you get to go to the, what is it? The Sky Club and then we can kind of join you
00:51:39:27	00:51:40:22	Brin [Basil]	absolutely
00:51:45:23	00:51:50:28	Dave [Xeros]	as like a plus one or plus five.
00:51:51:26	00:51:56:20	Brin [Basil]	A discount in a tavern sounds great.
00:51:57:19	00:52:08:26	Chris [GM]	Okay, cool. Well I need to have a little bit of a ceremony and she claps her hands and in comes this short looking guy very reminiscent that guy, the Pope
00:52:08:26	00:52:12:29	Chris [GM]	in Princess Bride Without the Pope hat, of course.
00:52:12:29	00:52:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay because we already have a Popat here.
00:52:13:01	00:52:17:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I was about to feel a stab of challenge.
00:52:15:00	00:52:15:07	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
00:52:15:10	00:52:16:22	Brin [Basil]	Love to
00:52:16:22	00:52:28:18	Brin [Basil]	love! Oh
00:52:19:08	00:52:26:19	Dave [Xeros]	I am just on the sly. Can I add some accompaniment to this ceremony? Okay I’m going to pull up my lying liar.
00:52:24:10	00:52:24:28	Chris [GM]	Absolutely.
00:52:28:18	00:52:29:14	Brin [Basil]	my gosh.
00:52:29:01	00:52:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	I’m really interested to see what this person has
00:52:30:20	00:52:32:09	Steve [Nortle]	Why did I give that to him?
00:52:33:06	00:52:34:13	Chris [GM]	Remind me how this works.
00:52:35:00	00:52:45:21	Dave [Xeros]	the Lion Liar This item has 1d4 charges which I rolled it before we started and I have 3 charges today It is restored via long rest and
00:52:35:17	00:52:37:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Everybody step back
00:52:37:15	00:52:38:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
00:52:45:21	00:52:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	it has sonorous notes of the Lion Lie will affect all creatures within a 30 foot sphere of influence excluding the user And any creature
00:52:52:15	00:52:53:14	Brin [Basil]	Oh, great.
00:52:56:14	00:52:57:29	Chris [GM]	You gave him too much power.
00:52:57:25	00:53:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	Any creature within range must pass a DC 16 insight wisdom saving throw or else they will consistently lie for the next hour uh
00:53:07:04	00:53:10:16	Brin [Basil]	Gosh. Which die was it again?
00:53:12:01	00:53:18:06	Dave [Xeros]	and it’s wisdom so if you look at your uh yeah if you looking at your thing you just roll your
00:53:20:03	00:53:31:28	Steve [Nortle]	i totally rolled the d100 because i’m still operating on cthulhu so i was like oh yeah that’s what i need and this is straight wisdom
00:53:32:03	00:53:42:22	Dave [Xeros]	straight wisdom like it’s Wisdom Saving Throw so like it has to be a 16 or higher okay
00:53:34:16	00:53:35:20	Chris [GM]	It needs to be the 16.
00:53:37:20	00:53:44:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, all right. The little man that came in rolled an eight so he did not pass. So he has to lie?
00:53:42:22	00:53:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so he has to lie. So everything that comes out of his mouth I know is
00:53:49:16	00:53:53:18	Brin [Basil]	oh um this i got a 20 guys i just just want to throw that out there
00:53:52:04	00:54:02:21	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a 19 I’m used to your tricks no, that was just saying
00:53:52:16	00:53:52:26	Chris [GM]	Woo!
00:53:55:07	00:53:59:21	Dave [Xeros]	wow the turtle’s revenge
00:53:59:09	00:54:00:28	Chris [GM]	The turtle’s voice came out.
00:54:01:12	00:54:06:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got my one out of the way right now. I just got my 1 and I’m just going to get it.
00:54:05:17	00:54:06:16	Chris [GM]	Nat fail.
00:54:07:01	00:54:07:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:54:08:09	00:54:10:08	Chris [GM]	Now does anything happen then on nat one?
00:54:12:04	00:54:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	I actually would like something
00:54:17:14	00:54:19:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t give him! He already has so much power!
00:54:22:02	00:54:33:10	Dave [Xeros]	think is with in that one um he starts to actually question what is reality because all of these things are like populate populating into his brain and he’s like
00:54:30:02	00:54:30:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:54:33:10	00:54:43:16	Dave [Xeros]	is it the truth is it a lie kind of going back to like what we are as individuals and it is a philosophical barrage coming into his brain.
00:54:33:27	00:54:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	Rene Descartes
00:54:45:05	00:54:46:13	Steve [Nortle]	and pure skepticism
00:54:45:28	00:54:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, nihilistic.
00:54:48:18	00:54:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just total identity crisis everything is yeah everything is nothing okay
00:54:48:22	00:54:50:09	Steve [Nortle]	everything is a lie
00:54:55:19	00:54:59:17	Steve [Nortle]	i like how jesse is just like long and you want fries with that
00:55:01:23	00:55:05:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
00:55:02:13	00:55:04:03	Dave [Xeros]	it is straight nihilism for an hour.
00:55:04:02	00:55:09:04	Chris [GM]	Now, I’m pretty sure you also have the roll just to make sure you don’t shrink on that one.
00:55:08:22	00:55:11:27	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, that’s right. But he just becomes more cute.
00:55:10:01	00:55:11:00	Steve [Nortle]	that is correct
00:55:12:02	00:55:15:19	Brin [Basil]	no for real slow And everyone’s going to believe him.
00:55:12:16	00:55:14:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	these are going to be really cute lies
00:55:12:16	00:55:21:18	Steve [Nortle]	that it’s true but but that is i can’t remember which one you
00:55:14:24	00:55:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a cute liar.
00:55:15:19	00:55:16:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what do i have to beat
00:55:17:08	00:55:19:28	Chris [GM]	I unfortunately do not remember this mechanic Steve.
00:55:21:18	00:55:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	uh i think it was your constitution i know i just listened to it too but
00:55:25:01	00:55:26:23	Chris [GM]	It was just in episode four too
00:55:34:03	00:55:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	what is it
00:55:35:18	00:55:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a one
00:55:36:19	00:55:38:17	Brin [Basil]	And the owl begins to scream.
00:55:37:13	00:55:38:29	Chris [GM]	owl begins to shrink down.
00:55:37:22	00:55:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	roll it again because you might have to shrink some more
00:55:38:12	00:55:39:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:55:38:12	00:55:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:55:41:11	00:55:46:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh. Does this ever happen? He’s gonna be like a…
00:55:41:16	00:55:48:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is wrong with this oh it’s a 19 okay all right okay we’re fine we’re
00:55:48:23	00:56:01:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	fine alright the most adorable
00:55:49:03	00:55:57:06	Chris [GM]	So you, Falcolla begin to shrink back down to your cute size the eyes stay
00:55:50:28	00:55:59:06	Brin [Basil]	I’m not small, I’m fun-sized!
00:55:54:16	00:55:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	his eyes just stayed the same size
00:55:59:02	00:55:59:19	Chris [GM]	and
00:56:01:01	00:56:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	owl that’s just full of nihilistic dialogue yeah
00:56:03:01	00:56:05:26	Chris [GM]	so adorable so cute
00:56:04:22	00:56:15:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so he
00:56:06:21	00:56:09:03	Dave [Xeros]	what is death what is life
00:56:07:01	00:56:07:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:07:20	00:56:10:15	Brin [Basil]	What? What is that?
00:56:10:26	00:56:13:10	Chris [GM]	Remind me how long that lasts for That’s just until
00:56:12:18	00:56:14:05	Steve [Nortle]	that’s one hour
00:56:13:26	00:56:21:10	Dave [Xeros]	it’s 1 hour so he is a small nihilistic owlin that is so damn cute for 1 full hour
00:56:14:20	00:56:15:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:56:18:05	00:56:23:15	Brin [Basil]	oh that’s amazing
00:56:21:18	00:56:28:22	Chris [GM]	Okay Well, anyways the old man comes up in his voice turns to Basil and says
00:56:30:09	00:56:31:25	Chris [GM]	You want to marry him?
00:56:32:02	00:56:33:03	Brin [Basil]	excuse me
00:56:33:11	00:56:35:26	Chris [GM]	And then he turns you want to marry her?
00:56:39:10	00:56:43:12	Brin [Basil]	it’s like the kiss cam with the brother and sister what the fuck
00:56:41:18	00:56:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:56:50:01	00:56:55:05	Chris [GM]	pats him on the back starts whispering oh I’m sorry that was the wrong ceremony.
00:56:53:27	00:56:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	he’s lying anyway right
00:56:57:07	00:56:59:03	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry
00:56:57:08	00:56:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:56:57:18	00:56:58:17	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
00:57:01:10	00:57:01:27	Chris [GM]	So
00:57:01:27	00:57:05:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s really no point to marriage anyway i mean it doesn’t really benefit anybody honestly
00:57:05:28	00:57:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s just like a weird social contract is correct
00:57:06:25	00:57:14:20	Dave [Xeros]	It’s more of a – there’s a reason why they call it the ball and chain, right? It’s really just a social contract that doesn’t really mean anything
00:57:14:20	00:57:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	because I feel like most people in marriage are probably sadder than if they were not, correct?
00:57:24:19	00:57:35:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	life is the ball and chain we’re all we’re married to the ball in chain okay my eyes are like huge by the
00:57:25:23	00:57:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	It is.
00:57:32:04	00:57:35:10	Dave [Xeros]	and let’s just throw it in the ocean? I know.
00:57:35:13	00:57:43:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	way you’re like can everybody roll to see how like believable they like do they believe everything i’m saying because this is so
00:57:36:15	00:57:37:01	Dave [Xeros]	Saucers.
00:57:43:21	00:57:50:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cute yeah so it’s like you know let’s see if this affects their uh
00:57:43:25	00:57:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
00:57:43:27	00:57:44:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:57:44:08	00:57:44:28	Chris [GM]	that’s true
00:57:46:07	00:57:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll make a wisdom saving throw against that.
00:57:48:04	00:57:53:02	Brin [Basil]	it’s like we’re all just slipping into a depression
00:57:54:17	00:57:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	11.
00:57:56:00	00:58:04:21	Brin [Basil]	i literally got two I rolled a one but i had plus
00:58:03:26	00:58:04:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is spreading
00:58:04:20	00:58:07:27	Chris [GM]	Falclaw is just bringing the tone and the group down to a whole new level
00:58:04:21	00:58:29:17	Brin [Basil]	so it’s
00:58:07:08	00:58:10:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I am a powerful preacher. Whatever comes out of my mouth.
00:58:12:14	00:58:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	that you take, right?
00:58:14:16	00:58:17:26	Steve [Nortle]	marvin on uh hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
00:58:17:26	00:58:37:14	Steve [Nortle]	the suicidal depressed robot when you
00:58:19:25	00:58:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:58:22:12	00:58:31:05	Chris [GM]	so I’m going to play it slightly different than Steve did by the way Steve’s rules was 15 standard for success
00:58:29:17	00:58:41:24	Brin [Basil]	more
00:58:31:05	00:58:38:08	Chris [GM]	i will be a little bit more lenient i felt like that was pretty tough um definitely raise the
00:58:37:14	00:58:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	failed you failed because you got, like, one or two. Like, come on, let’s be honest.
00:58:38:08	00:58:45:24	Chris [GM]	stakes yeah yeah that’s true so it’s more like 10 and above maybe 12 and above depending on what
00:58:45:21	00:58:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s kind of dealer’s choice, right?
00:58:45:24	00:58:55:03	Chris [GM]	we’re rolling for steelers choice there will be A partial success 15 and above is success Nat 20 obviously is
00:58:55:14	00:59:03:06	Chris [GM]	critical success. Everything below 10 is a fail everything below
00:58:55:20	00:58:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	Critical success.
00:59:04:27	00:59:06:08	Chris [GM]	5 is
00:59:08:01	00:59:17:20	Chris [GM]	just no, okay so partial fail from 10 below fail from 5 below and then critical fail it won’t be as complicated as I’m making sound honestly
00:59:12:26	00:59:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	Critical fail at one.
00:59:18:21	00:59:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	Honestly I think One of the coolest mechanics We played was Call of Cthulhu And just the D100 I loved that
00:59:19:19	00:59:25:17	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that was awesome.
00:59:21:26	00:59:24:22	Chris [GM]	yeah that was
00:59:25:28	00:59:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	I did call Next DM on Call of Thulu By the way It’s going to get dark Mother effers
00:59:30:07	00:59:31:07	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah.
00:59:33:22	00:59:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s already dark over here okay sorry i don’t even know why bother telling people about what i believe in
00:59:35:13	00:59:40:01	Dave [Xeros]	It is Well life Life in general is just the darkest of all things.
00:59:42:26	00:59:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:42:26	00:59:44:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:44:29	00:59:55:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don t think it does anything for anybody oh wait i’m lying though i’m relying yeah okay that’s my life
00:59:45:05	00:59:45:29	Brin [Basil]	Fowlclaw?
00:59:50:04	00:59:50:21	Dave [Xeros]	just…
00:59:55:23	00:59:58:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i believe it because i okay yeah sorry
00:59:57:22	00:59:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	you believe it, yeah.
00:59:58:02	01:00:21:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry i have to think about this that’s
01:00:00:08	01:00:10:23	Chris [GM]	So Lashar at this point just says oh my gosh. Alright, at this part and she rolled high enough by the way At this point you’re all lishings. I don’t even care. Semantics are over Let’s move on
01:00:10:28	01:00:11:21	Dave [Xeros]	We all got
01:00:11:15	01:00:12:22	Steve [Nortle]	We wore her down!
01:00:12:03	01:00:13:16	Brin [Basil]	Wait, is she lying?
01:00:14:01	01:00:19:11	Chris [GM]	No, because obviously the old man can’t tell the truth and he has no clue how to proceed. He tried to marry two of you
01:00:18:14	01:00:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
01:00:21:15	01:00:25:03	Dave [Xeros]	all the benefits and we don’t really have to ceremonize it, right?!
01:00:21:27	01:00:29:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a shakespeare
01:00:25:14	01:00:26:00	Steve [Nortle]	Ceremonize.
01:00:25:18	01:00:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:00:25:19	01:00:31:15	Chris [GM]	i i think just by being willing to accept the mission is is i need to induct you into
01:00:29:00	01:00:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	word right do we get uh some kind of
01:00:29:25	01:00:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	Alright.
01:00:32:00	01:00:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Right? We are not addicted.
01:00:36:16	01:00:48:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like bad yeah because i really don’t want one oh i
01:00:38:29	01:00:47:26	Chris [GM]	why would a secret organization go around wearing a symbol on them that would give away that they’re a part of that secret
01:00:47:26	01:00:51:00	Chris [GM]	organization i never understood that you know books do that movies that i
01:00:48:21	01:00:54:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thought you said i thought I thought you said they used to be secret and they were more
01:00:50:15	01:00:58:18	Brin [Basil]	it wasn’t like what like the knights of the round table didn’t they wear what do you call it the crusaders or whatever they wore like cool rings
01:00:58:12	01:01:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	Knights Templar, right?
01:00:59:28	01:01:09:29	Brin [Basil]	there thank you yes that’s the word i was looking for mm-hmm there’s got to be some secret yes there’s gotta be some kind of secret combination.
01:01:03:25	01:01:05:29	Chris [GM]	Yeah, right on the nose? Yeah, I don’t think so.
01:01:07:00	01:01:17:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a symbol an idol we could make an idol
01:01:09:21	01:01:12:08	Chris [GM]	Sure, make a handshake if you guys want. I don’ t care.
01:01:13:16	01:01:14:13	Steve [Nortle]	Slap it, eh?
01:01:14:22	01:01:15:08	Chris [GM]	Slap it!
01:01:20:14	01:01:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	actually, I think we should probably
01:01:21:17	01:01:23:28	Brin [Basil]	Someone get this owl a drink, please.
01:01:24:20	01:01:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	By the way, can someone roll a d8?
01:01:24:24	01:01:26:06	Chris [GM]	Things are getting dark.
01:01:27:13	01:01:28:22	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, alright.
01:01:30:14	01:01:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	A four, alright.
01:01:31:25	01:01:34:26	Chris [GM]	Just so you know wait on this because we’re about to go to bed now.
01:01:35:14	01:01:36:28	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’ll wait till tomorrow morning
01:01:36:20	01:01:37:25	Chris [GM]	Yeah, wait until tomorrow morning
01:01:39:08	01:01:49:27	Chris [GM]	Alright, so the ceremony is over. You guys have decided to form your own guild which will be determined by the name of it and all those things upcoming
01:01:51:10	01:01:55:25	Dave [Xeros]	you did that on purpose. The name of our guild is TBD Right now?
01:01:55:16	01:02:01:18	Chris [GM]	I almost said that but I was like wait that’s going to be way too confusing to be determined
01:02:02:21	01:02:06:08	Chris [GM]	Anyways so Lashara bids you all a good night
01:02:07:15	01:02:17:29	Chris [GM]	and you guys are all let do whatever you want for the next half hour, but I’m gonna fast forward time here a little bit and say it’s the next morning.
01:02:18:25	01:02:23:00	Dave [Xeros]	So we didn’t get to take advantage Of our discount at the bar
01:02:23:19	01:02:25:18	Chris [GM]	That would be in other cities
01:02:25:13	01:02:29:02	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh, so it doesn’t We don’t get the discount in Lashara
01:02:30:03	01:02:34:02	Chris [GM]	Well, Lashara is basically you’re getting free room aboard here anyways.
01:02:34:05	01:02:36:07	Dave [Xeros]	So everything’s free in Lishara
01:02:35:29	01:02:40:13	Chris [GM]	Not the stores. No. Just you have a place to stay.
01:02:37:06	01:02:49:03	Steve [Nortle]	And you slept off your nihilism. So, come back full size?
01:02:44:21	01:02:46:12	Brin [Basil]	you feeling Falco? Are you alright buddy?
01:02:49:11	01:02:51:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah am i big again
01:02:51:15	01:02:52:25	Brin [Basil]	He wakes up in the morning.
01:02:52:08	01:02:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	Your feet are on the outside of your covers.
01:02:55:00	01:02:56:08	Chris [GM]	Everything has reverted.
01:02:57:15	01:02:59:03	Steve [Nortle]	It’s like puberty all over
01:02:57:20	01:03:05:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I like I hopped in one of the little beds last night and then in the morning my legs are hanging off the bed what’s that
01:03:04:21	01:03:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	As you wake up, your eyes just kind of peek Up and I’m just standing there with my lyre Ready to go again Um
01:03:09:18	01:03:10:08	Chris [GM]	Now
01:03:09:23	01:03:11:06	Brin [Basil]	Oh, no.
01:03:10:26	01:03:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna i just gotta grab the strings before you strum or anything
01:03:14:27	01:03:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	I rolled my I have three charges for today
01:03:18:28	01:03:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	save those for someone else that was terrifying
01:03:21:07	01:03:24:29	Chris [GM]	for when they’re actually needed yeah zone of truth
01:03:27:18	01:03:30:12	Dave [Xeros]	Like if I play that and then Zone of Truth is played at the same time
01:03:32:11	01:03:41:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s weird after i went to sleep i don’t really remember what happened last night but after i
01:03:32:12	01:03:33:20	Dave [Xeros]	It just becomes neutral
01:03:35:20	01:03:39:25	Chris [GM]	good counter spell to zone of Truth actually yeah that’s the way it should be used honestly
01:03:36:22	01:03:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	2-2 yeah
01:03:41:15	01:03:48:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	went to sleeping i was having these dreams they’re really dark and i donno there were
01:03:43:02	01:03:43:18	Brin [Basil]	no.
01:03:48:16	01:03:57:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just like these words playing that were like tomorrow tomorrow and tomorrow creeps at this
01:03:57:10	01:04:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	petty pace from day to day until the last syllable of recorded time i it was just very
01:04:03:25	01:04:13:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was kind of life is meaningless no it was
01:04:04:16	01:04:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	i’m pretty sure you were reading the lyrics out of my book that i’ve been writing um
01:04:11:09	01:04:15:20	Steve [Nortle]	That was the out-out brief candle poem you were writing.
01:04:13:00	01:04:16:19	Brin [Basil]	The sun will come out tomorrow.
01:04:13:02	01:04:23:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was very poetic but i felt very terrible
01:04:16:24	01:04:16:28	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
01:04:20:10	01:04:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
01:04:25:05	01:04:30:29	Dave [Xeros]	is the thing this is all i gotta say if you don’t know the terrible nature you don t understand
01:04:30:29	01:04:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	good so the worse you feel the better at one point you will fill in life your capacity to
01:04:36:12	01:04:40:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my capacity to feel bad also increases my capacity to feel good
01:04:38:08	01:04:51:00	Dave [Xeros]	feel bad to feel good um that’s why seconded
01:04:41:05	01:04:46:18	Brin [Basil]	You have to sin first and then
01:04:44:14	01:04:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:47:01	01:04:47:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:04:53:14	01:05:05:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know you guys are lucky that I got to go back to the church here for a few weeks and refresh because my crap detector
01:05:05:11	01:05:07:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is like going off right now okay
01:05:09:13	01:05:12:05	Brin [Basil]	it’s alright we’ll guild that lily don’t you worry
01:05:10:28	01:05:21:01	Chris [GM]	so all you wake up and And you all notice that TBD is no longer with you. He has left, but he has left a message on a scroll.
01:05:21:12	01:05:27:04	Chris [GM]	Now we could go to the whole thing where you trip it off and you startle it. Yeah, absolutely.
01:05:24:15	01:05:32:25	Dave [Xeros]	it one of the like Okay. All right. I think Fowlclaw is the one that stood up and,
01:05:25:27	01:05:27:25	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:05:26:07	01:05:27:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:05:26:07	01:05:27:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:05:27:08	01:05:27:27	Steve [Nortle]	…
01:05:32:20	01:05:38:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m not used to these giant legs in the morning all of a sudden like after last night i’m tripping all over the place
01:05:37:08	01:05:48:16	Chris [GM]	So as you step out of bed, all of a sudden a puff of smoke lightning bolts flash lights are flicking on and off
01:05:48:16	01:06:00:02	Chris [GM]	and colorful beams of light are flashing out, and TBD appears right before you and startles you half to death and says, hey guys, TBD here. The band let me know that Kilosaurus has been accepted as one of the finalists in the Battle
01:06:00:02	01:06:05:22	Chris [GM]	of the Bands! I couldn’t let this opportunity go. You understand, right? Well, I’m headed…
01:06:05:11	01:06:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	Can we answer? Is he going to answer back?
01:06:07:27	01:06:10:08	Chris [GM]	No, this is like a pre-recorded scroll right?
01:06:09:11	01:06:21:00	Dave [Xeros]	okay oh all right i’m i’m just saying uh can you get us an address and just yeah you can just keep on talking through me if you want but i oh oh okay i think this is a pre-recorded message
01:06:16:08	01:06:17:23	Chris [GM]	And he says, I’M HEADED TO MAGUS
01:06:18:23	01:06:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how come you never let anybody finish what they’re saying
01:06:22:14	01:06:33:00	Chris [GM]	NORDLE, sure wish I had you back as a roadie. You were one of best Eros, this might be a good chance for you to start your new band. They’re accepting walk-ons. Basil and Falcloa?
01:06:22:21	01:06:23:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:06:23:01	01:06:23:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:06:26:08	01:06:27:22	Steve [Nortle]	Slow thumbs up.
01:06:33:21	01:06:44:14	Chris [GM]	Thanks for being the voice of reason. I still think I would have made it across that cavern. Rock on! Oh, and before I forget, something Lashara was saying about The Forgotten Hour last night
01:06:44:14	01:06:56:13	Chris [GM]	reminded me of some things I saw during my field study in the Swollen Waste. My notes are still in the Magus School of Magic library. Magus.
01:06:55:00	01:07:02:20	Dave [Xeros]	um magus it’s like vegas yeah vegas magas yep
01:06:56:16	01:07:00:06	Chris [GM]	I’m going to be calling it Magus the whole time, guys. I’m sorry.
01:07:01:21	01:07:02:11	Brin [Basil]	Vegas.
01:07:03:27	01:07:05:28	Chris [GM]	Magus School of Magic Library
01:07:04:00	01:07:06:04	Brin [Basil]	Hyundai likes Sunday.
01:07:07:05	01:07:08:11	Chris [GM]	for when I was enrolled.
01:07:09:14	01:07:11:08	Chris [GM]	Good chance to kill two birds with one stone.
01:07:12:15	01:07:14:02	Chris [GM]	No offense, Fowl Clock.
01:07:16:02	01:07:21:16	Chris [GM]	I’m gonna grab them while I’ve got time between band rehearsals. I’ll let you know what I find out later.
01:07:16:04	01:07:16:17	Dave [Xeros]	see
01:07:16:07	01:07:17:13	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to grab this one.
01:07:21:08	01:07:25:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What did I do to all of you? Why is everyone
01:07:23:22	01:07:24:18	Chris [GM]	Later dudes!
01:07:25:28	01:07:27:13	Chris [GM]	And then of smoke
01:07:26:06	01:07:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	attacking me?
01:07:29:19	01:07:31:09	Chris [GM]	TBD disappears.
01:07:33:06	01:07:36:09	Brin [Basil]	And you said library of magics, that’s what we said.
01:07:37:03	01:07:39:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What was in the library, though? Your book? What’d you say?
01:07:40:03	01:07:46:19	Chris [GM]	Scrolls of TBD’s time during his field study of the swollen wastes.
01:07:43:02	01:07:51:02	Dave [Xeros]	uh does anyone else know anything about those swollen waist
01:07:51:28	01:07:55:16	Brin [Basil]	No, that is one place I have not cared to venture.
01:07:57:02	01:07:57:18	Chris [GM]	up again, will you?
01:07:57:20	01:08:02:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s kind of like The Elephant Graveyard. You don’t go there.
01:08:05:15	01:08:06:27	Chris [GM]	Everything the light touches.
01:08:07:29	01:08:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just
01:08:09:13	01:08:09:28	Chris [GM]	Oh yeah, there we go.
01:08:13:27	01:08:18:02	Steve [Nortle]	Well, see here’s the thing. I was in The Swollen Wastes
01:08:18:03	01:08:19:11	Chris [GM]	It’s Sean Connery!
01:08:18:07	01:08:19:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s stalking!
01:08:18:14	01:08:19:05	Dave [Xeros]	wow
01:08:19:06	01:08:20:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:08:21:05	01:08:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	That’s where Rex Quan knows is taught.
01:08:26:11	01:08:26:27	Brin [Basil]	Stalking!
01:08:26:17	01:08:30:01	Steve [Nortle]	Fowl Claw, look at me, look at me.
01:08:28:02	01:08:39:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Am I still like hallucinating Are we
01:08:39:09	01:08:46:19	Steve [Nortle]	Lots of things can change when one goes to the swollen swamps so I want you just keep that in mind.
01:08:47:19	01:08:52:24	Steve [Nortle]	Good things and bad things and unmentionable things so
01:08:56:16	01:09:05:03	Steve [Nortle]	I just wanted you to be aware also uh don’t know if you’re aware of this but I can kind of breathe fire Just letting you know.
01:09:06:29	01:09:08:23	Chris [GM]	does he light one of his stogies back up
01:09:10:06	01:09:18:11	Steve [Nortle]	No, I quit. I was able to get over it with that thanks to Rex. Yeah. Lots of great teachings.
01:09:20:00	01:09:22:07	Brin [Basil]	So, you lost that out there.
01:09:20:15	01:09:22:17	Chris [GM]	so you all set out this morning
01:09:24:22	01:09:28:05	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. There’s no disappointment at all.
01:09:29:27	01:09:32:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Falclaw I am so
01:09:30:08	01:09:34:29	Brin [Basil]	What do you… I don t understand why you guys are laughing. I’ve been listening to that voice all my life.
01:09:35:12	01:09:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to go Beat my wife now
01:09:41:04	01:09:47:16	Steve [Nortle]	I kept hoping that one of you would stand up to protest or something so I could just be like SHIT DOWN! SHIT DONE RIGHT NOW!
01:09:46:21	01:09:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:09:49:20	01:09:51:16	Steve [Nortle]	But it never came along.
01:09:52:16	01:09:55:28	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, instead we collapsed from laughing.
01:10:00:26	01:10:02:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nortle has come out of his shell
01:10:04:07	01:10:14:21	Chris [GM]	nor less come out of his shell yeah that’s great uh okay so you guys are ready to set off
01:10:05:07	01:10:05:25	Steve [Nortle]	His shell.
01:10:10:21	01:10:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	And how?
01:10:14:21	01:10:24:11	Chris [GM]	And as you step outside of the city boundaries Of Lashara You are heading down just a normal pathway
01:10:24:11	01:10:34:27	Chris [GM]	Kind of heading in the northern direction And you happen upon camp Where there is A group of five individuals sitting there
01:10:35:11	01:10:41:15	Chris [GM]	As you get closer Eros, you recognize One of these
01:10:43:28	01:10:45:09	Chris [GM]	Texts came in Sorry
01:10:46:11	01:10:47:28	Chris [GM]	Eros, you recognize
01:10:49:04	01:10:57:22	Chris [GM]	the lead singer of the group sitting around the fire. It’s Axel Rose from Roses and Guns’es
01:10:55:02	01:11:00:16	Brin [Basil]	for a system contest!
01:11:00:26	01:11:02:06	Chris [GM]	Eros is that you?
01:11:03:20	01:11:08:00	Chris [GM]	Eros! Hey! Eros what is up man?
01:11:11:06	01:11:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	and guns is it’s it’s like uh smiegel is saying your
01:11:12:19	01:11:14:05	Chris [GM]	Roses And Guns’, yes
01:11:16:26	01:11:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	the name of your band ah yep yep that’s that’s about right um yeah where have you guys been
01:11:24:12	01:11:38:11	Dave [Xeros]	have you been traveling have you’ve been playing shows yeah yeah
01:11:26:17	01:11:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	women?
01:11:35:20	01:11:40:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, it’s been quite good for us actually. We’re headed to the city of Magus
01:11:38:11	01:11:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	okay
01:11:41:14	01:11:44:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I kind of figured you’d head north.
01:11:41:23	01:11:42:21	Chris [GM]	Go to the bands
01:11:45:22	01:11:53:29	Dave [Xeros]	Magus, where are you guys going? Are you gonna… I hear there’s something that is like a festival or something going on up there?
01:11:54:17	01:12:01:12	Chris [GM]	Yeah, we’re finalists in the Battle of the Bands You know Magus They always do that annual Battle of The Bands every year
01:11:58:06	01:11:58:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh.
01:12:01:16	01:12:07:09	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I’ve won it several times. I’m pretty sure you were there on a couple of those occasions.
01:12:07:29	01:12:10:03	Steve [Nortle]	there. I was one of your roadies during it.
01:12:11:03	01:12:12:25	Dave [Xeros]	TBDs, right? You were my roadie?
01:12:12:24	01:12:23:29	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, no, It wasn’t the same competition Oh, hello.
01:12:17:05	01:12:20:22	Dave [Xeros]	It was the same competition. But yeah, that’s okay.
01:12:21:09	01:12:22:20	Chris [GM]	are you traveling with? Who are these guys?
01:12:24:10	01:12:26:22	Steve [Nortle]	My name is Nortle. I’m a tortle.
01:12:25:15	01:12:30:02	Chris [GM]	Nortle Actually I think I recognize you You’ve been roadieing around right?
01:12:30:02	01:12:32:10	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, I’ve had my fair share.
01:12:31:20	01:12:34:10	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’ve seen you. You’re one of the good ones out here.
01:12:34:22	01:12:35:09	Steve [Nortle]	Mm-hmm.
01:12:35:08	01:12:37:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and this is my friend Basil.
01:12:37:21	01:12:38:27	Steve [Nortle]	That’s my sister.
01:12:40:15	01:12:51:27	Brin [Basil]	yeah it’s a long it’s a long story it’s a long story it is a long story yeah I’m you know used to help out
01:12:43:16	01:12:46:01	Chris [GM]	a moment and then just decides not to ask.
01:12:44:13	01:12:47:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the that’s the sister that’s
01:12:51:27	01:12:53:22	Brin [Basil]	backstage and move equipment around stuff
01:12:54:29	01:12:57:15	Dave [Xeros]	And this is my other friend Fowcloth.
01:12:55:13	01:12:56:26	Brin [Basil]	I’ve dabbled
01:12:59:10	01:13:00:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you heard of church of idios
01:13:00:19	01:13:01:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:13:04:11	01:13:08:20	Chris [GM]	Axel Rose takes a big swig and then looks at you and says what?
01:13:10:29	01:13:12:11	Chris [GM]	What did he say something?
01:13:11:07	01:13:21:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what have you sorry your musician and you probably have you heard of the church of idius
01:13:17:14	01:13:18:19	Brin [Basil]	heard
01:13:24:05	01:13:35:01	Chris [GM]	yeah i think so anyways uh eros and then he kind of ignores you oh
01:13:27:19	01:13:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	I reach into my pants and say like, what are you looking for? Roll a D8.
01:13:29:23	01:13:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	five.
01:13:35:01	01:13:44:21	Chris [GM]	nice nice okay let’s see here we did forget to do that it’s a five oh it’s that dang five
01:13:37:17	01:13:40:18	Dave [Xeros]	If you get an 8 you’re going to get methamphetamines.
01:13:44:19	01:13:45:17	Steve [Nortle]	It’s ALWAYS FIVE!
01:13:46:07	01:13:48:17	Chris [GM]	well this actually might benefit you guys actually
01:13:48:17	01:13:56:27	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I mean And what I’m thinking is Axel, he knows that I got everything in my pants.
01:13:57:25	01:14:03:24	Dave [Xeros]	So he is looking for the – go to my Obsidian notes.
01:14:05:13	01:14:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	So like feeling a little envious here? Want the pinot? Pinot?
01:14:10:08	01:14:13:17	Chris [GM]	well if i remember the last time i drank that i went totally blind
01:14:14:14	01:14:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah but the ride going was pretty good and didn’t you just get to take a nap after eight hours? That’s kind of like the positive side of that right?
01:14:24:11	01:14:26:17	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I got nothing going on here. Hand it over.
01:14:25:14	01:14:34:26	Dave [Xeros]	okay yep all right um yeah i won’t make you pay here you go so uh does anyone else
01:14:35:21	01:14:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	want something out of my pants uh to drink no that doesn’t work either
01:14:40:21	01:14:48:06	Dave [Xeros]	um never mind i’m just gonna i’ll just not one yep i was just gonna knock one back
01:14:43:01	01:14:43:19	Chris [GM]	Try again.
01:14:45:18	01:14:47:24	Steve [Nortle]	Lots of editing sounds like this one.
01:14:48:06	01:14:55:27	Dave [Xeros]	um i’m not gonna hit the number five again uh
01:14:54:07	01:15:05:05	Steve [Nortle]	You just got methamphetamines
01:14:55:10	01:14:56:01	Chris [GM]	I don’t think you should.
01:14:55:27	01:15:00:19	Dave [Xeros]	so i’m just gonna roll yep okay question
01:14:56:07	01:14:58:29	Brin [Basil]	can I roll
01:14:57:09	01:14:58:20	Chris [GM]	Yeah, roll for yourself this time.
01:15:00:03	01:15:00:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I roll?
01:15:05:02	01:15:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	uh he would have gotten i think i actually can’t drink today yeah that’s eight and i’m
01:15:09:03	01:15:11:17	Brin [Basil]	oh no that’s even worse
01:15:11:17	01:15:23:00	Brin [Basil]	oh this is not gonna be good
01:15:12:20	01:15:13:03	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:15:13:20	01:15:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	i’m going through my pants and i am like is is that the last one
01:15:20:23	01:15:29:22	Dave [Xeros]	um i like and i just start getting like the jitters um in about five hours
01:15:25:20	01:15:26:20	Chris [GM]	A little jittery?
01:15:34:08	01:15:40:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to roll, too.
01:15:35:19	01:15:36:20	Chris [GM]	Keep track of that for me.
01:15:41:22	01:15:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m super perplexed by this morning and last night still, and I just need something to kind of shake it off. And I know this is non-alcoholic because he told me so… Oh, it’s an eight!
01:15:45:18	01:15:47:05	Chris [GM]	You need something to take the edge off.
01:15:52:13	01:15:54:15	Steve [Nortle]	It’s non-alcoholic
01:15:52:23	01:15:53:16	Chris [GM]	Oh no!
01:15:52:26	01:15:53:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh no!
01:15:53:07	01:15:53:18	Brin [Basil]	now
01:15:55:11	01:15:55:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:15:56:10	01:16:00:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I think I’m the only one who knows how to calm you down out of your spells. Okay, great.
01:16:00:25	01:16:15:25	Brin [Basil]	i rolled a two nice
01:16:03:17	01:16:14:15	Dave [Xeros]	okay number two uh you got this sloth for amber ale That is the spike with flash powder, and it increases your movement by 2x.
01:16:15:25	01:16:25:08	Brin [Basil]	just what i need my freaking jump is is quite it’s literally okay wait times two yeah
01:16:23:09	01:16:25:07	Steve [Nortle]	That’s like 120 feet.
01:16:25:08	01:16:32:28	Brin [Basil]	i’m like gonna i’m like jumping above the tree line
01:16:26:13	01:16:32:08	Steve [Nortle]	You can jump over every home that we come across you could jump over
01:16:33:22	01:16:36:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what happens in eight what do i get what happens to me now
01:16:37:16	01:16:47:22	Dave [Xeros]	You took methamphetamines. So it is basically the same thing. It’s just going to be… It’s basically the haste spell. You got the haste spell on you for an hour.
01:16:52:13	01:17:03:06	Chris [GM]	um so axel rose asked or excuse me for being rude i didn’t introduce my bandmates uh this is the league guitar slush
01:17:03:06	01:17:12:18	Chris [GM]	slasher on bass i’ve got doof mccracken on rhythm guitar it’s itsy straddle and on drums Steve Drumler.
01:17:04:17	01:17:04:22	Dave [Xeros]	it.
01:17:06:26	01:17:08:09	Brin [Basil]	oh nice
01:17:16:26	01:17:25:19	Dave [Xeros]	Cool, are we around? Is it just them? Is it Just That Camp? Okay, and so they’re just kind of like wandering. Are they going to be playing shows or are they heading straight there?
01:17:19:16	01:17:21:12	Chris [GM]	Just then, kind of at a little camp off the side
01:17:26:20	01:17:37:07	Chris [GM]	you ask. I don’t know if you guys heard or not but this year’s Battle of This year’s Battle of the Bands is actually completely sold out. You guys already have tickets to go?
01:17:38:17	01:17:40:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’ve got some.
01:17:41:06	01:17:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	I always have just a guy that’s buying these things for me but just in case I want to go
01:17:43:14	01:17:44:18	Chris [GM]	Just a guy.
01:17:45:25	01:17:49:17	Chris [GM]	In case your guy doesn’t come through
01:17:50:18	01:17:58:06	Chris [GM]	we just happen to have some extra tickets We were going to give them some hot babes That we found on the way
01:17:58:24	01:18:01:06	Brin [Basil]	can i get a few extras that’s not fine
01:17:58:24	01:17:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m probably sure
01:18:02:01	01:18:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	by the way but that’s okay.
01:18:04:15	01:18:08:09	Chris [GM]	Listen, rabbits are cute and all But they’re still rabbits
01:18:10:25	01:18:13:21	Brin [Basil]	wants a broken jaw right now.
01:18:13:06	01:18:20:19	Steve [Nortle]	Special. Let’s just calm down a little bit and think of Mother’s Lullabies. Do you want me to sing for you?
01:18:13:13	01:18:14:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:18:18	01:18:19:05	Brin [Basil]	No.
01:18:23:01	01:18:24:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:25:02	01:18:26:19	Brin [Basil]	Shut the f up, Nortle!
01:18:28:03	01:18:29:20	Dave [Xeros]	And there it is
01:18:31:09	01:18:32:29	Brin [Basil]	What did he just say to me?
01:18:33:12	01:18:39:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m actually as she’s getting mad I’m going to cast Vicious Mockery on Axel
01:18:40:19	01:18:42:11	Chris [GM]	What does that do?
01:18:41:28	01:18:44:10	Steve [Nortle]	What?! It causes psychic damage.
01:18:44:21	01:18:55:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I’m casting it No, I am casting it to Basil so she can have that spell effect on Axl with her profanity
01:18:47:06	01:18:48:16	Chris [GM]	From me To her
01:18:55:16	01:18:56:15	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay.
01:18:56:17	01:19:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	So you unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at one creature that you can see or hear within range, the target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw
01:19:07:26	01:19:13:19	Dave [Xeros]	or take 1d6 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack rolls.
01:19:10:16	01:19:11:17	Chris [GM]	All right, give me a sec.
01:19:13:20	01:19:14:28	Chris [GM]	So what do I have to pass?
01:19:15:03	01:19:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	It is a wisdom saving throw on whatever his stat block
01:19:20:06	01:19:21:09	Chris [GM]	Yeah, so
01:19:22:18	01:19:27:22	Chris [GM]	this is where my DM skills need a little help. I see the stat block
01:19:26:01	01:19:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	It probably would be…
01:19:29:00	01:19:33:17	Chris [GM]	the number is 10 in this instance. What would I roll then?
01:19:32:06	01:19:36:15	Steve [Nortle]	So that’s plus zero to add to your roll.
01:19:35:13	01:19:37:12	Chris [GM]	So then I need to pass what?
01:19:37:04	01:19:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	You’ll have to do a 13.
01:19:39:21	01:19:40:26	Chris [GM]	Okay. Let’s see if that happens here.
01:19:42:00	01:19:42:10	Chris [GM]	Nat 20.
01:19:42:26	01:19:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	He passes.
01:19:43:15	01:19:45:19	Brin [Basil]	Listen up, you son of…
01:19:49:18	01:19:50:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:19:49:25	01:19:52:05	Steve [Nortle]	He’s like, why are you reciting my lyrics back
01:19:55:05	01:20:06:08	Chris [GM]	anyways what do you say we make this a little interesting will give you tickets i just happen to have four here i’ll give you ticket to get into the battle of ads
01:20:06:08	01:20:15:01	Chris [GM]	i’ll even let you carry them with you whoever gets to magus first maggis first gets to keep
01:20:12:24	01:20:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can fly
01:20:12:26	01:20:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	Magus, baby.
01:20:15:01	01:20:18:16	Chris [GM]	tickets yeah we can call it a race
01:20:19:11	01:20:19:18	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:20:19:16	01:20:22:18	Brin [Basil]	Does this guy have any idea how high I can jump right now?
01:20:22:06	01:20:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that and…
01:20:24:04	01:20:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty fast right now.
01:20:24:05	01:20:31:22	Steve [Nortle]	possible that a race might come out differently this time considering where you are in your current drugged up state
01:20:32:15	01:20:33:16	Brin [Basil]	gotta bring this up man
01:20:32:28	01:20:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	I’m a competitive guy
01:20:37:09	01:20:38:26	Brin [Basil]	Everybody knows you won okay
01:20:38:13	01:20:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	That’s true It’s because it’s a great story.
01:20:43:06	01:20:48:08	Dave [Xeros]	I know XL pretty well. What do you want in return for this?
01:20:49:20	01:20:52:22	Dave [Xeros]	The thing is, you’re offering tickets.
01:20:52:18	01:20:57:15	Chris [GM]	look we’re already going to be in the show just trying to do you a little favor it’s making it interesting
01:20:56:08	01:20:56:15	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:20:57:14	01:20:58:28	Steve [Nortle]	He’s making life interesting.
01:20:59:11	01:21:01:11	Dave [Xeros]	I think he really wants to compete against me again.
01:21:02:14	01:21:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	The competition is great. All you’ve got to do is hang out with us for just a couple of hours
01:21:03:16	01:21:05:08	Chris [GM]	I would love to see you
01:21:06:17	01:21:07:22	Chris [GM]	down on your luck again
01:21:08:19	01:21:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:21:13:02	01:21:15:21	Chris [GM]	and Slash, Doof and Itzy and Steve are all like
01:21:13:15	01:21:14:24	Steve [Nortle]	and you’re bound to see something.
01:21:13:25	01:21:21:09	Brin [Basil]	Can I punch him
01:21:15:20	01:21:16:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:21:21:05	01:21:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Your souls are probably going to hell.
01:21:25:05	01:21:26:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t talk to my friend like that.
01:21:26:05	01:21:31:05	Brin [Basil]	well you’re not gonna
01:21:26:16	01:21:29:03	Chris [GM]	tell me something I don’t know man I’m a rock star
01:21:30:11	01:21:39:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, you’re not gonna like it like you think you will, okay? There’s not gonna be as many flames as you think there is. It’s actually gonna be cold probably, okay.
01:21:39:01	01:21:39:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:21:40:23	01:21:48:15	Chris [GM]	what do you say you guys uh interested
01:21:43:20	01:21:50:27	Brin [Basil]	oh we can take these fools
01:21:44:26	01:21:56:01	Steve [Nortle]	And all the coffee, lukewarm. I believe that’s just fine. I am a winner of many a race
01:21:56:01	01:21:59:14	Steve [Nortle]	as many a footrace as a turtle
01:21:57:29	01:21:59:07	Brin [Basil]	damn it Nortle
01:22:00:19	01:22:07:27	Steve [Nortle]	They already know the story! I don’t know why he had to lose so badly
01:22:03:23	01:22:05:26	Brin [Basil]	I just don’t know why you have to keep bringing it up
01:22:08:11	01:22:11:16	Brin [Basil]	alright You better go in your shell because I’m about to punch
01:22:08:19	01:22:15:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Does our whole group have to arrive before you? What are the rules? Does our old group have to arrive or can like one or two of us get there?
01:22:13:03	01:22:20:21	Chris [GM]	yeah yeah first group first group to make it to magus at the front entrance where
01:22:20:21	01:22:32:02	Chris [GM]	ticket booth is gets to keep the tickets to get in i mean it’ll be pretty obvious who gets there first. We’ll be waiting for you.
01:22:25:17	01:22:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	who’s going to be the judge of this little…
01:22:29:22	01:22:30:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I know.
01:22:31:24	01:22:37:03	Dave [Xeros]	Are there any other additional rules? Are we allowed to use magic? Are we not allowed to use magic?
01:22:33:29	01:22:34:26	Brin [Basil]	this guy.
01:22:38:28	01:22:46:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah, good question. Obviously no teleportation. It’s a legit travel experience to get there.
01:22:46:00	01:22:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	So step by step.
01:22:47:23	01:22:54:26	Chris [GM]	I mean, you have three options. You could go through the city of Ephysum. Did that say that?
01:22:49:17	01:22:50:20	Brin [Basil]	Hop by hop.
01:22:55:25	01:22:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s fine. It’s epicunum I think.
01:22:57:13	01:22:59:21	Chris [GM]	Epicume? Pull that map up again please.
01:22:59:22	01:23:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yep. Oh, I shot it.
01:23:00:23	01:23:11:20	Chris [GM]	You can go through the city to Ephikune. You could head towards the commons, which both of those are crossing the
01:23:04:13	01:23:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	Epicunum.
01:23:14:21	01:23:15:16	Dave [Xeros]	The sweep.
01:23:15:16	01:23:24:24	Chris [GM]	suite. Both of those cross in the suite or you could always go through city of Jenkins charter a boat take it
01:23:24:24	01:23:30:27	Chris [GM]	by water all the way to the port of Magus yeah no magic
01:23:26:11	01:23:26:16	Dave [Xeros]	All right?
01:23:28:18	01:23:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	So just no magic. We can’t… No magic in the sense of traveling magic. But we can…
01:23:33:12	01:23:38:05	Chris [GM]	correct that if you got to use a magic spell and hurt someone fine by me
01:23:37:01	01:23:37:23	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay.
01:23:38:06	01:23:39:27	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, you should do that actually.
01:23:41:16	01:23:42:11	Brin [Basil]	You know what I’m saying?
01:23:43:03	01:23:43:24	Dave [Xeros]	Trust me.
01:23:45:16	01:23:47:21	Dave [Xeros]	It’s those who play the long game that win eventually.
01:23:48:09	01:23:48:24	Brin [Basil]	Freaking
01:23:49:06	01:23:51:08	Steve [Nortle]	slow and steady wins the race
01:23:51:15	01:23:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we can kind of couch it in that argument and I think Basil is going to get more and more angry.
01:23:53:08	01:23:54:13	Brin [Basil]	there’s no comfort.
01:23:58:02	01:24:00:19	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go! Let’s beat these mother…
01:23:58:27	01:24:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s do it. Yeah, okay.
01:24:00:10	01:24:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, let’s hear it.
01:24:01:04	01:24:04:04	Chris [GM]	here’s the passes hands over four wristbands
01:24:06:03	01:24:09:15	Chris [GM]	and we’ll let you hold on to these in good faith
01:24:10:01	01:24:11:13	Steve [Nortle]	go on your wing Falco
01:24:11:11	01:24:12:17	Chris [GM]	when you come back
01:24:12:24	01:24:13:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:24:12:24	01:24:13:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:24:18:07	01:24:22:11	Chris [GM]	when you get to Magus and you see us there waiting for you they’re going to have to give it back
01:24:23:29	01:24:25:28	Chris [GM]	with that you guys continue on
01:24:25:01	01:24:26:19	Brin [Basil]	We’re going to have to give them back
01:24:25:23	01:24:27:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What if we lose them accidentally?
01:24:28:07	01:24:35:27	Brin [Basil]	dreams it’s
01:24:28:10	01:24:31:03	Chris [GM]	you won’t get into the show. You need those tickets.
01:24:30:09	01:24:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, but you don’t need them.
01:24:32:08	01:24:38:16	Chris [GM]	Oh, well they’re this is on their guest list you know what I mean? They had 4 extra tickets
01:24:42:00	01:24:47:18	Chris [GM]	but Axel Rose loves to push Eros’ buttons and he sees this as an opportunity in good faith
01:24:44:03	01:24:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	So he gave it to us.
01:24:47:15	01:24:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, a good phrase.
01:24:47:26	01:25:01:15	Steve [Nortle]	are these guys all human like or are they different wow that’s
01:24:50:12	01:24:51:19	Chris [GM]	Yeah these ones are all human
01:24:53:07	01:24:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	Are they just going to start walking away as we’ve made this pact?
01:24:56:11	01:24:59:01	Chris [GM]	They’re going to stay at their camp We’ll give you guys a head start
01:24:58:22	01:25:09:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s great. As I start to leave I am going to cast Suggestion at a level 5.
01:25:01:15	01:25:02:07	Steve [Nortle]	not suspicious
01:25:09:20	01:25:11:28	Chris [GM]	A level 5 How do you have a level 5 spell
01:25:12:26	01:25:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, it is from my Crystal Ball of Telepathy.
01:25:15:14	01:25:17:16	Chris [GM]	is it like a stored thing
01:25:17:13	01:25:20:00	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it has that and the Scrying spell inside of it.
01:25:20:21	01:25:24:11	Chris [GM]	one time use thing or you get to recharge that thing
01:25:25:29	01:25:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	I get it…
01:25:33:09	01:25:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s basically just using a spell slot when I use it. I can use it multiple times, just as long as it’s at a Level 5. So this is gonna take five spell slots, which I have.
01:25:40:14	01:25:43:10	Chris [GM]	we’ll see within reason I’ll allow it but we’ll se
01:25:44:08	01:25:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m going to use the suggestion spell at level five. And I am going to just, you know, campfire banter.
01:25:53:26	01:26:02:04	Dave [Xeros]	So I just heard that there’s a lot of really, really good-looking redheads
01:26:02:04	01:26:10:15	Dave [Xeros]	that are kind of in the area of Kren down south. But from what I understand…
01:26:11:02	01:26:12:25	Chris [GM]	because you know I like my women tall
01:26:12:28	01:26:21:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. I heard. From what I understand, they’re in Kren and they are about six feet tall
01:26:23:10	01:26:24:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yep
01:26:25:26	01:26:27:21	Chris [GM]	I’m not a tall man
01:26:25:29	01:26:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	Are actively looking for a new band to be groupies of
01:26:29:26	01:26:31:04	Chris [GM]	short guys
01:26:36:03	01:26:37:06	Chris [GM]	why do I know Kren
01:26:38:29	01:26:41:07	Dave [Xeros]	Kren is actually named after Kringrum
01:26:42:06	01:26:44:11	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, isn’t that on the other continent?
01:26:43:07	01:26:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	No no no It’s just down south um but yeah i know i mean it’s been a lot yeah i understand but from what i understand is
01:26:46:28	01:26:49:00	Chris [GM]	I always forget what cities we’ve rocked out in.
01:26:55:04	01:27:05:23	Dave [Xeros]	whoever gets to them first they are the groupies of all groupies and they will follow you to the ends of the earth and beyond um and they’re looking for someone
01:27:05:23	01:27:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	to follow to the battle of the bands
01:27:07:29	01:27:10:21	Chris [GM]	You look over at Doof and he’s just like salivating.
01:27:10:25	01:27:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	yep um i was actually gonna go there but there’s just so many of them and I’m so tired.
01:27:19:06	01:27:20:21	Chris [GM]	How long does this spell last?
01:27:21:21	01:27:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	It is going to be up to eight hours they could be traveling in the wrong direction
01:27:25:03	01:27:31:03	Chris [GM]	Okay, so I’ll allow this and Axel Rose turns to his bandmates dudes!
01:27:31:28	01:27:35:01	Steve [Nortle]	Does he have to do a wisdom saving throw on that?
01:27:32:20	01:27:36:17	Chris [GM]	This is a no-brainer. I don’t think he even needed to cast
01:27:38:12	01:27:40:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:27:40:18	01:27:42:07	Steve [Nortle]	Use five spell slots.
01:27:41:07	01:27:46:26	Brin [Basil]	it comes to women after
01:27:41:27	01:27:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:27:42:17	01:27:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:27:43:02	01:27:46:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	come to win
01:27:45:12	01:27:56:08	Chris [GM]	when it comes to women axel rose’s and tall women specifically he’s a sucker for it especially if they’re models isn’t that wasn’t axel roses like wife like at tals yeah
01:27:56:01	01:28:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, like all he dated was like 1980s 90s tall hot models um so
01:27:56:26	01:27:57:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Paul
01:27:59:10	01:28:03:24	Chris [GM]	tall women yeah that’s right that’s
01:28:02:21	01:28:04:06	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh
01:28:05:21	01:28:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah uh i can i can share that out but the city of kren is directly south right next to the maw it’s basically right nextと the veil tear
01:28:16:05	01:28:20:09	Chris [GM]	way down there cool all right so they won’t even make it there by the time to spell in
01:28:17:02	01:28:22:09	Dave [Xeros]	yeah no way no we’re not even close but they will be traveling in the wrong direction
01:28:22:07	01:28:31:27	Chris [GM]	the wrong direction I like it that works that works come on guys this is gonna be awesome and they’ll get up and start packing up their camp and you
01:28:31:27	01:28:37:29	Chris [GM]	guys now have a choice you get to decide how you all arrive to Magus you have
01:28:37:29	01:28:48:18	Chris [GM]	three options for you one is through epicune epicunum i’ll point
01:28:41:20	01:28:42:05	Steve [Nortle]	zoom in again?
01:28:48:18	01:28:55:16	Chris [GM]	to it on the map epicune
01:28:51:04	01:29:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	it’s basically right here that’s that’s epicunum all right that is the commons right there so if we go there we’re going to have to go through new old then over to idios
01:28:51:07	01:28:52:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s basically right here.
01:28:58:27	01:29:09:03	Steve [Nortle]	But isn’t Magus the, yeah, that diamond?
01:29:04:22	01:29:06:06	Brin [Basil]	any say in that foul cloth
01:29:11:20	01:29:19:11	Chris [GM]	entire campaign on the old map and it has completely changed so for brevity’s sake we’re just going to
01:29:17:13	01:29:19:29	Brin [Basil]	me too I did a little bit of planning
01:29:19:23	01:29:26:23	Chris [GM]	what i what i researched there was more direct paths in the older man so
01:29:26:01	01:29:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So we can either go, like, through the mountains along the river or up and around?
01:29:32:20	01:29:40:12	Chris [GM]	is this new uh mechanic called travel events they are based on this is stolen from pointy hat
01:29:40:12	01:29:49:13	Chris [GM]	you guys familiar with his youtube channel uh there are different types of events they’re color-coded one of them for example is a blue event which is what you just barely experienced
01:29:49:13	01:29:56:01	Chris [GM]	which was basically role play uh you have red events which are combat based you have
01:29:57:13	01:30:06:11	Chris [GM]	what’s the other color i’ll have to look it up anyways different colors represent different scenarios you can also have a combination of scenarios for example if you have a blue event
01:30:06:11	01:30:12:17	Chris [GM]	with a yellow event that becomes a green event and that’s role play with yellow witch’s exploration
01:30:12:17	01:30:23:12	Chris [GM]	so kind of a mix of that one so just give you guys a little heads up epic human is will be a purple event, which is roleplay mixed with combat
01:30:23:12	01:30:33:01	Chris [GM]	possibly. Depends on how you guys play it. Epicume will be… You have choice to do a murder mystery There are rumors of
01:30:33:01	01:30:36:13	Chris [GM]	death. Or not rumors that there’s been a death
01:30:38:26	01:30:45:02	Chris [GM]	The commons will be more of a yellow event, so it’ll be more kind of a chase sequence
01:30:46:07	01:30:56:15	Chris [GM]	And then the city of Jenkins will be where you will possibly charter a boat. That will be an orange event, which is a mix of
01:30:57:00	01:30:58:25	Chris [GM]	exploration and conflict as well.
01:31:00:05	01:31:04:00	Chris [GM]	So it’s up to you guys. You guys can choose which way you want to go.
01:31:08:28	01:31:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	the trinity cities is where the commons at I mean, there’s a lot going on there. I imagine we get a really, really good discount from being Lachine’s there. I hear there’s a lot of people in the comments
01:31:20:12	01:31:21:06	Dave [Xeros]	that are Lachine’S
01:31:22:09	01:31:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	Epicunum I don’t know it’s always a great place and then Jenkins I donno no I don’nt like boats but its completely up to you guys yeah
01:31:30:26	01:31:41:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m not a big fan of water Some of us don’t float Nortle
01:31:32:26	01:31:34:06	Steve [Nortle]	um what’s wrong with water
01:31:35:20	01:31:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	I mean some of us aren’t like a submarine that can just jump in
01:31:36:22	01:31:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Well, he is good with vehicles I think though.
01:31:45:18	01:31:56:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t know maybe okay maybe not that way it doesn’t sound very reliable
01:31:48:04	01:31:58:22	Steve [Nortle]	and only one way to find out maybe
01:31:54:02	01:31:57:14	Dave [Xeros]	I get it alright
01:31:58:22	01:32:03:07	Steve [Nortle]	rex had a little bit stronger influence on me than i originally thought
01:32:02:28	01:32:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	show of hands let’s just go epicunum
01:32:03:08	01:32:08:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is that true
01:32:08:16	01:32:10:26	Steve [Nortle]	can we just go meta actually for a quick sec
01:32:10:28	01:32:11:26	Chris [GM]	Yeah, 100%.
01:32:12:17	01:32:21:04	Steve [Nortle]	so um i like with chris’s explanation that we’ve got role playing combat exploring combat or
01:32:21:04	01:32:28:15	Steve [Nortle]	explore uh chase um we get a lot of role -playing chances and we get all up combat
01:32:28:15	01:32:37:22	Steve [Nortle]	chances but one thing we don’t do very often is a chase so i kind of like the idea that we go through the commons just so that we can try a little bit different
01:32:37:22	01:32:44:23	Steve [Nortle]	style of the game sure sure right but
01:32:38:12	01:32:43:23	Chris [GM]	There will be other opportunities as well later on if that won’t be your only chance.
01:32:44:11	01:32:47:16	Brin [Basil]	yeah i feel like that’s a that sounds great to me
01:32:44:23	01:32:55:13	Steve [Nortle]	okay i’ve got
01:32:47:13	01:32:52:07	Dave [Xeros]	that is a solid argument um lincoln douglas style debate if you want to go
01:32:54:04	01:32:57:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think we have that long this is a race
01:32:55:18	01:33:00:05	Steve [Nortle]	pros and my cons already written down yeah
01:32:59:18	01:33:08:05	Dave [Xeros]	totally fine with the comments i love i love the idea of the commons have you built it out it is very slummy in it the gallows is still built there
01:33:02:26	01:33:03:19	Brin [Basil]	let’s do it
01:33:03:08	01:33:10:02	Steve [Nortle]	let’s do comments oh yeah
01:33:03:10	01:33:04:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	chase sounds good yeah
01:33:08:05	01:33:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	for where they hung Old Man Jenkins.
01:33:10:25	01:33:15:17	Chris [GM]	that is where we’re headed the worser part of the town
01:33:14:28	01:33:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and then there is the entire cemetery of The Children’s Crusade is there as well.
01:33:26:02	01:33:28:21	Dave [Xeros]	Just thousands of little tiny headstones.
01:33:31:01	01:33:37:08	Brin [Basil]	we’re like in a forest right now kind of traveling into the woods
01:33:34:01	01:33:34:20	Chris [GM]	of Lashara
01:33:38:14	01:33:39:10	Chris [GM]	yep just a bit
01:33:39:19	01:33:40:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to jump
01:33:42:08	01:33:51:04	Brin [Basil]	as i possibly can like that is insane i’m literally gonna jump up and grab onto the
01:33:51:04	01:33:56:29	Brin [Basil]	top of a pine tree and kind of be like the commons looks like it’s the fastest route guys
01:33:57:03	01:34:01:13	Steve [Nortle]	what do your rabbit eyes see
01:33:57:19	01:33:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	All right, I’m going to kiss.
01:33:58:07	01:34:07:09	Brin [Basil]	then i’m going to jump back down there’s no falling damage me my boots there is no falling damaged with these boots on so i jumped right back down
01:34:01:16	01:34:03:11	Dave [Xeros]	What do your rabbit eyes see?
01:34:09:02	01:34:12:29	Chris [GM]	so okay to the commons
01:34:12:12	01:34:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	superhero landing.
01:34:14:06	01:34:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, let’s head over the commons just to get there faster. I am going to cast enlarge reduce on myself and enlarge myself to become a large human and I am going to pick up foul claw
01:34:24:22	01:34:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	and Nortle and with Basil we are…
01:34:26:23	01:34:32:05	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, I actually have 40 feet with my normal walking speed.
01:34:31:24	01:34:33:12	Brin [Basil]	wait what
01:34:32:28	01:34:35:05	Dave [Xeros]	At enlarge I’m at 60.
01:34:33:27	01:34:35:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:34:35:06	01:34:45:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can go 62
01:34:35:11	01:34:37:12	Steve [Nortle]	How do you think I won the race?
01:34:37:23	01:34:39:16	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna punch you man
01:34:38:27	01:34:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	There is something weird afoot with this um i i have yeah you’re double right now okay so let’s
01:34:45:01	01:34:49:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because i’m double right now yeah so i can just i’m just gonna fly
01:34:49:02	01:34:54:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah I’m 60 dude I’m going to literally jump forward 120
01:34:57:11	01:34:59:02	Dave [Xeros]	sure she’s gonna win the race on this one
01:34:59:08	01:35:02:26	Brin [Basil]	we only have one
01:34:59:20	01:35:02:10	Steve [Nortle]	I agree but don’t tell her I should not.
01:35:02:26	01:35:14:22	Brin [Basil]	hour of
01:35:06:28	01:35:11:28	Chris [GM]	so you guys take the day to travel and you make it all the way to the comments now ironically this
01:35:14:06	01:35:14:27	Steve [Nortle]	naturally.
01:35:14:22	01:35:16:17	Brin [Basil]	course of course
01:35:18:02	01:35:23:07	Chris [GM]	have been like oh freak murder mystery heck yeah or like travel by sea we’ve never done that before
01:35:23:17	01:35:25:14	Steve [Nortle]	They all sounded good.
01:35:25:05	01:35:44:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i burned
01:35:26:24	01:35:28:02	Steve [Nortle]	I like…
01:35:28:14	01:35:36:26	Chris [GM]	no it’s all good it’s not good
01:35:29:08	01:35:30:14	Steve [Nortle]	Sorry, everyone.
01:35:34:11	01:35:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	up we can always come back
01:35:38:14	01:35:40:05	Chris [GM]	You can always come back. That’s exactly right.
01:35:40:10	01:35:42:03	Steve [Nortle]	Always money in the banana stand.
01:35:44:02	01:35:44:17	Chris [GM]	Oh, shoot.
01:35:44:28	01:35:46:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it i burned it down
01:35:48:26	01:35:59:15	Chris [GM]	Okay. So you guys arrive in the slummier part of New World, commonly referred to as The Commons.
01:35:49:14	01:35:49:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what
01:36:00:20	01:36:11:22	Chris [GM]	It looks a bit run down, but surprisingly, The Commons is actually the perfect place for Le Chieng as that is where most of the travel happens for Lachine,
01:36:12:01	01:36:22:08	Chris [GM]	because it’s more outside of the city where the influence of the Church of Idios is a lot more present. And the Lachings like to kind of stay a little bit outside of that area
01:36:22:08	01:36:26:28	Chris [GM]	just to keep things moving quicker for them. So as you get to town,
01:36:28:23	01:36:39:23	Chris [GM]	you see the little symbols and everything that you guys were so keen on knowing about that point you in the right directions to the secret, quote-unquote,
01:36:39:26	01:36:41:29	Chris [GM]	hideout of Lachine’s. And as you enter,
01:36:47:17	01:36:50:15	Dave [Xeros]	we’re seeing like little arrows that are pointing us wherever we need to go like
01:36:49:29	01:36:52:06	Chris [GM]	she literally just showed you what the symbol looked like.
01:36:52:06	01:37:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	okay but it was like if someone was looking at that you’re like ah that doesn’t mean anything to me, but because we know the secret code now. Got it.
01:36:53:20	01:37:04:17	Brin [Basil]	open sesame just
01:36:58:09	01:37:00:10	Chris [GM]	It’s like a thief’s can away, right?
01:37:03:03	01:37:04:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, you guys know the password.
01:37:05:20	01:37:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i can fly since i can multitask because they have arms as well as wings i’m flying but i’ve also been working on some patches for all of us to put on that have
01:37:17:07	01:37:29:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the symbol and just like little boy scout like circular things that we’re all just gonna yep uh yes
01:37:18:15	01:37:19:06	Chris [GM]	Cool, cool.
01:37:22:11	01:37:23:04	Dave [Xeros]	You like merit badges?
01:37:25:02	01:37:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	Is this just a gift you’re going to give to us?
01:37:29:07	01:37:30:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh
01:37:29:08	01:37:34:08	Dave [Xeros]	Because if you give it to me I will sew it on one of my cargo pants pockets.
01:37:30:25	01:37:42:06	Brin [Basil]	has an embroidered lily on is that do you approve of that
01:37:33:24	01:37:34:08	Chris [GM]	Oh!
01:37:36:08	01:37:37:08	Chris [GM]	A little dedication.
01:37:38:02	01:37:38:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
01:37:39:03	01:37:39:21	Chris [GM]	I like it.
01:37:40:19	01:37:42:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah that’s fine
01:37:42:17	01:37:43:10	Dave [Xeros]	Little Lily
01:37:43:28	01:37:46:22	Chris [GM]	Well, as you guys are conversing in the street
01:37:47:29	01:37:58:22	Chris [GM]	unbeknownst to you have all felt kind of a rush of wind and foul claw you turn your head around 180 degrees and see
01:37:56:06	01:37:58:17	Brin [Basil]	so
01:37:58:22	01:38:09:24	Chris [GM]	a boy taking off and tearing off down the road and as you reach down on your wrist you realize you
01:38:09:24	01:38:16:14	Chris [GM]	all no longer have your tickets to enter into the battle of advance they’ve been swiped
01:38:17:18	01:38:27:25	Dave [Xeros]	see i knew that there was something afoot with xl he always does this he’s just trying yep yep he’s got many oh i mean it’s i
01:38:21:17	01:38:22:24	Steve [Nortle]	like a scowlwack.
01:38:24:12	01:38:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	He sends minions?
01:38:27:25	01:38:32:22	Dave [Xeros]	sent them down to cranton so i’m not super concerned but okay oh no he’s getting away we should probably go
01:38:32:19	01:38:34:26	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, right, right! Right, right…
01:38:34:28	01:38:38:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil do you think he might have stolen our stuff
01:38:37:29	01:38:38:23	Steve [Nortle]	That’s…
01:38:39:02	01:38:44:16	Brin [Basil]	I might kill a kid today. All right, so
01:38:41:18	01:38:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:38:42:11	01:38:44:09	Dave [Xeros]	I could just kill a kid.
01:38:42:23	01:38:49:16	Chris [GM]	all right so let me explain how this uh skill check chase system is going to go
01:38:49:16	01:38:57:00	Chris [GM]	this is adapted from something i learned off of youtube it’s also the one we used with kids
01:38:57:00	01:39:04:01	Chris [GM]	If you remember that. All right, so players use skills of their choice to close in on the quarry
01:38:57:21	01:38:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, uh-huh.
01:39:04:01	01:39:11:20	Chris [GM]	is the person running away skill must roll higher than the DC amount
01:39:11:20	01:39:19:20	Chris [GM]	which in this case it’s going to be what we discussed earlier success 15 parcel success 10 and above everything below that
01:39:19:21	01:39:28:12	Chris [GM]	right not quite there um a successful role allows the player to close in on the quarry
01:39:28:12	01:39:37:07	Chris [GM]	a failed roll makes the player fall back okay players cannot use the same skill twice in a row
01:39:37:21	01:39:44:01	Chris [GM]	if a player has three successful roles you have caught the quary that’s not three in a
01:39:44:01	01:39:51:16	Chris [GM]	row that’s three successful total yep um if a player has three failed roles you’re out of the
01:39:45:23	01:39:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	Three toad.
01:39:51:16	01:39:59:25	Chris [GM]	chase ran breath or something you got tripped over held up something fell into a net uh optional
01:39:59:25	01:40:09:26	Chris [GM]	let’s see what does it say players can roll with advantage oh yeah okay so players can roll with disadvantage on their next turn dependent on the quarry’s successful or
01:40:09:26	01:40:16:28	Chris [GM]	failed roles so the quarry isn’t necessarily going to gain or lose distance towards you
01:40:16:28	01:40:25:10	Chris [GM]	you’ll just get the advantage or disadvantage on your next role as you get closer correct yep
01:40:20:03	01:40:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah, so when they roll successfully we just get disadvantage, right? And if they are not successful they get disadvantage.
01:40:27:18	01:40:38:01	Chris [GM]	that’s correct you get advantage on your nest roll yep um now the skill that you choose is up
01:40:29:03	01:40:30:24	Dave [Xeros]	We get advantage. Got it, okay.
01:40:38:01	01:40:48:16	Chris [GM]	to you it’s very similar to when steve was having us you know be incognito as we were walking the streets of sceni day so whatever skill you want to use uh go for it. So let’s roll initiative
01:40:52:24	01:40:56:08	Steve [Nortle]	guys this is the first time we’ve rolled initiative with chris as the dm
01:40:56:08	01:41:07:21	Steve [Nortle]	did you
01:40:58:00	01:40:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wooooooooohhhhhh!!!
01:40:58:04	01:41:01:29	Chris [GM]	only took us oh it’s only been an hour and 40 minutes
01:40:59:03	01:41:10:02	Brin [Basil]	We’re rockin’ and rollin’, man. I rolled a 12, yeah.
01:41:01:27	01:41:03:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, we’ve been doing pretty well.
01:41:07:21	01:41:12:04	Steve [Nortle]	add your initiative bonus okay i’m at 17
01:41:13:05	01:41:14:16	Chris [GM]	gotta write this down on the DM
01:41:15:29	01:41:17:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m on a clean 21.
01:41:18:28	01:41:19:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, 18.
01:41:19:18	01:41:30:04	Chris [GM]	just do right here okay hold 21 okay so let me quick here okay so we got arrows first
01:41:20:01	01:41:21:03	Steve [Nortle]	wow we are
01:41:22:17	01:41:22:29	Dave [Xeros]	21.
01:41:23:15	01:41:26:07	Brin [Basil]	All that luck’s about to change, boys.
01:41:29:01	01:41:39:04	Steve [Nortle]	you’re doing it again you’re going to lay down for a nap
01:41:29:18	01:41:31:13	Brin [Basil]	My hour is not…
01:41:39:05	01:41:50:21	Steve [Nortle]	right before you get him it don’t do it me uh uh 17
01:41:42:12	01:41:46:29	Brin [Basil]	Not with these boots, Nordahl. Not with These Boots.
01:41:46:12	01:41:46:29	Chris [GM]	you roll again?
01:41:52:22	01:41:53:23	Chris [GM]	Falklaw.
01:41:55:09	01:41:57:12	Chris [GM]	And then what did you roll, Basil?
01:41:58:18	01:42:10:02	Chris [GM]	Okay, so Eros is first, and the Thief, then Falkaw, and then Basil. So unfortunately or fortunately for Falkraw
01:42:10:02	01:42:18:29	Chris [GM]	Nortle, and Basil. You guys may have advantage or distance right now. Eros is just net zero. Okay?
01:42:19:20	01:42:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	Was that a joke or just okay never mind wasn’t a joke yeah okay
01:42:22:08	01:42:22:29	Chris [GM]	Net zero?
01:42:25:00	01:42:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want us to explain why we’re using the skill that we’re using? Okay great so he just takes off and we were just having that side conversation and then all of a sudden we’re like, oh crap. Yeah, he’s
01:42:35:29	01:42:39:00	Dave [Xeros]	getting away. So I am going to use
01:42:40:08	01:42:48:18	Chris [GM]	Oh, and let me explain one other thing. You can use a magic ability but it just counts as skill check kind of the same way you would any skill.
01:42:48:15	01:42:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. I am going to start with persuasion.
01:42:52:29	01:42:53:15	Chris [GM]	Nice.
01:42:53:19	01:43:00:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna yell at the little kid. No, actually, I’m gonna yell at all of the people that are in front of the little kids and say
01:43:01:06	01:43:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	hi! That little piece of shit just grabbed my stuff I’m Eros, and I would appreciate it if you guys just grabbed him and beat the living
01:43:04:05	01:43:09:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stuff? I’m Eric And I would appreciate it if you guys
01:43:07:01	01:43:08:10	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:43:07:01	01:43:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:43:12:10	01:43:16:22	Dave [Xeros]	hell out of him, and I will pay you each 30 gold
01:43:16:10	01:43:18:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh my goodness.
01:43:16:27	01:43:20:20	Chris [GM]	Whoa! Let’s see on your roll if people
01:43:20:20	01:43:31:14	Chris [GM]	actually recognize who you are or not excellent
01:43:23:00	01:43:24:12	Dave [Xeros]	that was Persuasion
01:43:27:21	01:43:38:21	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 22 Okay, so as that’s happening
01:43:31:14	01:43:35:27	Chris [GM]	uh yeah why don’t you go ahead and describe to me
01:43:38:21	01:43:48:18	Dave [Xeros]	I reach deep into my cargo pants And I pull out just stacks of cash And so it is the right amount of money,
01:43:48:19	01:43:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	but I’m going to cast Distort Value on it. So instead of like… Let’s say I was yelling at 10 people and 300 gold pieces are in my hand,
01:43:59:00	01:44:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to distort value that by 10 so it’s going to look like 3,000 gold pieces and I’m just going to throw it so that it lands right next to this kid that took our stuff
01:44:09:17	01:44:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	took our stuff and was grabbing her
01:44:11:10	01:44:13:24	Dave [Xeros]	and let’s see what happens.
01:44:14:16	01:44:25:18	Chris [GM]	so the crowd goes nuts there’s a girl screaming she’s like grabbing her cheeks like both hands just the
01:44:16:26	01:44:21:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s like
01:44:22:19	01:44:27:01	Brin [Basil]	Ha ha! I was like Oh dang
01:44:23:09	01:44:25:15	Dave [Xeros]	her cheeks her cheeks
01:44:23:11	01:44:25:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:25:15	01:44:26:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Cheeks!
01:44:26:26	01:44:28:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:27:07	01:44:31:10	Steve [Nortle]	That dramatic pause was perhaps ill-timed that time, Chris.
01:44:30:02	01:44:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:32:16	01:44:35:09	Dave [Xeros]	you go lady you keep
01:44:34:02	01:44:36:25	Brin [Basil]	She just takes off her shirt
01:44:37:09	01:44:39:00	Steve [Nortle]	But then only grabs her cheeks?
01:44:39:11	01:44:50:08	Chris [GM]	slapping her cheeks that’s worse okay oh whoa
01:44:42:11	01:44:49:19	Dave [Xeros]	you touch the cheeks on your face and if you get that kid I will touch the cheeks somewhere else
01:44:42:17	01:44:43:15	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
01:44:42:17	01:44:43:15	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:44:42:17	01:44:43:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:42:17	01:44:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:44:50:08	01:44:58:05	Chris [GM]	uh she’s screaming too loud to have heard anything you just said the crowd is going crazy they’re reaching down trying to grab all this money and
01:44:55:12	01:44:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	skirt this
01:44:58:05	01:45:05:17	Chris [GM]	it definitely slows that kid down a bit so you advance one space towards our quarry here
01:45:05:07	01:45:06:19	Dave [Xeros]	space yes
01:45:06:18	01:45:08:08	Chris [GM]	So I’m going to put a little plus one.
01:45:10:22	01:45:13:16	Chris [GM]	Awesome, okay. We got the Thief next so he’s gonna roll
01:45:17:21	01:45:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	okay so we can’t use the same one two times in a row all right but we can use it again if we break it up
01:45:25:28	01:45:31:16	Chris [GM]	Yeah you can use it again after a third try or a second try. You know what I’m trying to say.
01:45:32:09	01:45:40:26	Steve [Nortle]	Is your persuasion your highest… Ah, that’s right.
01:45:35:04	01:45:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	no it’s not my persuasion is plus seven my performance is plus nine yeah i just hit level three
01:45:43:02	01:45:44:04	Chris [GM]	I’m pulling up all
01:45:44:19	01:45:47:22	Steve [Nortle]	so did you not take a feat you just
01:45:48:02	01:45:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	no i have proficiency because i’m a bard it’s the jack of all trades so i have crazy proficiencies
01:45:52:24	01:45:53:08	Steve [Nortle]	oh yeah
01:45:55:01	01:46:05:09	Dave [Xeros]	really early uh my athletics is a plus zero though
01:45:59:19	01:46:01:04	Chris [GM]	the Thieft stats real quick.
01:46:05:24	01:46:09:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is a race. I know what you’re trying to do. Slow us down.
01:46:12:12	01:46:29:14	Dave [Xeros]	here don’t fall in those donut holes so he’s
01:46:17:13	01:46:27:13	Chris [GM]	So being a Thief he’s pretty dexterous so he’s gonna go for uh weaving in and out of the crowd to uh get ahead
01:46:27:13	01:46:39:13	Chris [GM]	of the chaos that’s in front of him oh guys that’s a nat 20 yep he’s parkourer so uh on
01:46:30:12	01:46:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	ho
01:46:31:26	01:46:32:17	Steve [Nortle]	dang
01:46:34:19	01:46:39:26	Steve [Nortle]	ha ha on an app
01:46:34:27	01:46:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	so he is parkour okay all right
01:46:39:13	01:46:49:00	Chris [GM]	an at 20 unfortunately you’re going to lose that plus one that you just gained so he it’s not
01:46:44:21	01:46:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	uh i think i actually get a negative one dude like dude no a nat twenty come on that’s like a critical success So, all right.
01:46:49:00	01:46:55:14	Chris [GM]	going to be a negative one we want this thing to end sooner than later i’m gonna i’m just
01:46:54:11	01:46:56:20	Steve [Nortle]	Alright, so you didn’t take me that first.
01:46:55:08	01:46:56:26	Dave [Xeros]	So you’re going to take me down to zero then?
01:46:55:14	01:47:05:10	Chris [GM]	keep it yeah you’re just gonna be at zero so uh the the bandit heard you clearly what
01:47:05:10	01:47:14:11	Chris [GM]	you said to the crowd and so he knows exactly what your plan was and so instead of getting caught up in it he just starts jumping on the shoulders and the heads of all the crowds
01:47:14:11	01:47:24:18	Chris [GM]	out there as they’re bent over trying to pick up all the gold pieces and so So he gets above the few people ahead and is back on to his pathway of getting away.
01:47:24:09	01:47:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to say to myself, note yourself, pay the people after you make the demand.
01:47:29:13	01:47:31:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:47:30:02	01:47:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:47:32:26	01:47:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Can you remind me of that? Remind me of That.
01:47:33:25	01:47:39:20	Brin [Basil]	Do you have a lot left? You’re going to be fronting this adventure.
01:47:34:01	01:47:36:07	Chris [GM]	Now, you also…
01:47:39:21	01:47:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I know. I distorted value on that so it was only like $300. I got plenty. That bet I made in Cineaday, I’m good and I’ll subtract that.
01:47:42:22	01:47:48:08	Brin [Basil]	It’s good, but still it’s secured retirement.
01:47:49:19	01:47:54:26	Chris [GM]	of you will be rolling at disadvantage on this next part.
01:47:57:13	01:47:59:10	Chris [GM]	Let’s see here. Where did it go?
01:48:00:06	01:48:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	basil just 13 ,029 gold pieces yay
01:48:05:15	01:48:07:01	Brin [Basil]	alright well I’m not worried
01:48:08:24	01:48:10:02	Brin [Basil]	I also
01:48:09:07	01:48:18:17	Chris [GM]	Something I forgot to mention. Lashara did pay you all 200 gold. I know to you that doesn’t mean anything but yeah
01:48:14:10	01:48:16:29	Brin [Basil]	total or wait
01:48:15:13	01:48:18:07	Dave [Xeros]	i just spent it
01:48:18:13	01:48:18:29	Steve [Nortle]	individual
01:48:18:17	01:48:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:48:20:10	01:48:21:16	Chris [GM]	individually, you each got
01:48:20:21	01:48:21:08	Steve [Nortle]	okay
01:48:21:29	01:48:22:21	Brin [Basil]	wow
01:48:22:10	01:48:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	that we actually were given
01:48:23:28	01:48:35:27	Chris [GM]	because none of you should have money except for some reason Eros has buccal bucks in fact, I think The Thief if he gets away is going to successfully steal your pants and you won’t have any of that gold anymore
01:48:34:27	01:48:42:20	Steve [Nortle]	somehow you didn’t notice that he took your pants at the same time
01:48:44:04	01:48:45:29	Steve [Nortle]	I wondered why it was so breezy
01:48:44:29	01:48:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	he’s uh okay i will let you have it three net 20s in a row He got my pants.
01:48:45:21	01:48:46:15	Chris [GM]	to being pantsless
01:48:53:29	01:48:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s possible, which is not probable.
01:48:55:03	01:48:55:24	Chris [GM]	It is
01:48:58:06	01:49:01:06	Chris [GM]	Okay, Fowlclaw, you’re up.
01:49:00:29	01:49:09:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet um my first response to any theft is that’s wrong so i’m also going to use persuasion
01:49:09:21	01:49:13:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i’m gonna like as we’re as we’ve following i’m going to try and persuade him
01:49:12:21	01:49:13:29	Dave [Xeros]	Holes of hell!
01:49:15:00	01:49:23:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stealing is wrong what you’re doing is bad you’re gonna feel really guilty later those are ours
01:49:22:20	01:49:25:12	Brin [Basil]	Come back so I can give you a pamphlet.
01:49:23:15	01:49:34:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	those don’t belong to you who are your parents like i’m just like just yeah just kind of like trying to convince him, like stealing is wrong and maybe
01:49:35:05	01:49:39:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cause him to reconsider his decision a little bit. Maybe it’ll slow him down. Maybe he’ll come back and give him back to us.
01:49:38:19	01:49:41:20	Dave [Xeros]	We are in the Trinity, so Idios is very prominent here.
01:49:41:19	01:49:49:08	Chris [GM]	That’s too much. Go ahead and roll two d20s and take the lower or you can roll it twice whatever is easier for you
01:49:46:23	01:49:56:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay. 13 I have plus 4. Ooh, 15 plus 4. 19.
01:49:54:15	01:49:55:03	Dave [Xeros]	17?
01:49:55:23	01:50:05:21	Chris [GM]	Hey, congratulations you succeed The thief does feel a little guilty A little bad
01:49:56:21	01:49:57:09	Dave [Xeros]	17!
01:49:59:04	01:50:06:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes! Of course he does.
01:50:07:01	01:50:11:16	Dave [Xeros]	How on earth did that work and not all the filthy Luca that I just threw on the ground?
01:50:12:18	01:50:18:29	Chris [GM]	he’s very persuasive uh the thief stops for a moment but kind of shakes his head and
01:50:19:17	01:50:26:23	Chris [GM]	decides to keep going but you do gain ground on him excellent okay
01:50:28:15	01:50:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	3 as a group or 3 individually?
01:50:30:02	01:50:31:07	Dave [Xeros]	Three total individual.
01:50:31:10	01:50:39:16	Steve [Nortle]	okay um let me know if this is okay i’m thinking that i want to use my animal handling
01:50:31:14	01:50:32:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh individual.
01:50:39:16	01:50:51:04	Steve [Nortle]	by uh leaning down and cupping my hands in front of basil so that basil can do a mighty leap
01:50:51:04	01:51:02:14	Steve [Nortle]	so by my like I’m using my turn to do that so that she doesn’t have to roll at disadvantage and yeah basically I’m going to springboard
01:50:58:11	01:51:00:13	Chris [GM]	i’ll allow this yep all allowed
01:50:58:29	01:51:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	springboard it’s a help action
01:50:59:23	01:51:01:18	Brin [Basil]	Hi, Kev.
01:51:02:14	01:51:05:19	Steve [Nortle]	you forward just like pew alright
01:51:04:28	01:51:07:11	Chris [GM]	On a successful roll, I will allow this. Yes.
01:51:07:27	01:51:13:29	Steve [Nortle]	that is a cocked die dirty 20
01:51:14:03	01:51:15:11	Chris [GM]	Woo! Nice!
01:51:14:17	01:51:15:17	Brin [Basil]	No way!
01:51:18:14	01:51:20:05	Chris [GM]	Norrell, why don’t you describe what you do?
01:51:20:03	01:51:28:29	Steve [Nortle]	okay so we’re all kind of running and I just yell out Basil let’s move C come on move C
01:51:28:22	01:51:30:22	Brin [Basil]	oh this one’s my favorite
01:51:28:29	01:51:39:02	Steve [Nortle]	And I dive forward on my knees, like skidding forward to continue my momentum.
01:51:31:22	01:51:32:09	Chris [GM]	Movesy!
01:51:39:02	01:51:48:22	Steve [Nortle]	And she jumps into my hands and I just hurl her as hard as I can up into the air while she activates her magical boots of jumping.
01:51:50:10	01:51:54:01	Chris [GM]	you are currently flying through the air for your next move. What’s it going to be?
01:51:53:13	01:51:56:01	Brin [Basil]	the wind in my fur
01:51:56:11	01:51:58:27	Chris [GM]	You are the wind beneath my fur.
01:51:57:07	01:51:58:10	Brin [Basil]	where’s it going
01:51:58:25	01:52:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	It’s all slow-mo. Your ears are doing like this…
01:52:00:14	01:52:06:22	Brin [Basil]	yes my ears are back that’s what I feel
01:52:07:04	01:52:09:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I’m like looking next to you as you’re like passing me
01:52:09:28	01:52:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:10:07	01:52:11:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:12:08	01:52:15:06	Dave [Xeros]	Very slow-mo. Merr, bullet time?
01:52:16:22	01:52:18:19	Brin [Basil]	okay and I have to roll
01:52:19:12	01:52:23:08	Chris [GM]	you don’t have a disadvantage and what are going to,
01:52:23:18	01:52:27:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m using I was just gonna use acrobatics because I figured that was most
01:52:27:28	01:52:29:12	Chris [GM]	to do kind of a successful landing.
01:52:29:28	01:52:31:04	Brin [Basil]	yeah Yeah, yeah.
01:52:32:07	01:52:39:22	Brin [Basil]	How about… Is this? Okay, no. Seriously.
01:52:35:26	01:52:37:24	Steve [Nortle]	Do you have any Zenzu fruit left?
01:52:39:15	01:52:42:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t think they grow here
01:52:40:29	01:52:43:08	Brin [Basil]	I got 11.
01:52:44:27	01:52:49:15	Chris [GM]	Oh, okay. Well, that is a partial success.
01:52:45:19	01:52:53:14	Brin [Basil]	I hit the ground and get knocked out.
01:52:48:26	01:52:51:06	Steve [Nortle]	You overshot him.
01:52:55:02	01:52:57:26	Dave [Xeros]	Falcoyer, you’re like, yeah, you probably should practice more.
01:52:57:14	01:52:59:29	Brin [Basil]	She practiced that landing.
01:52:58:18	01:53:06:13	Chris [GM]	So what happens is you do land, you don’T get hurt because you land on top of all the people that are still gathering money.
01:53:05:14	01:53:05:26	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay.
01:53:08:21	01:53:18:28	Chris [GM]	And you kind of like fall right down on them, they lessen the catch to your fall and you sort of roll. It slows you down enough
01:53:18:28	01:53:24:14	Chris [GM]	where you don’t get any ground on a thief but you’re not hurt and held back in any way.
01:53:22:22	01:53:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like your crowd surfing.
01:53:26:07	01:53:29:16	Brin [Basil]	Accidental thanks for breaking my fall guys
01:53:29:23	01:53:31:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:53:30:23	01:53:32:04	Chris [GM]	but you also didn’t lose any ground.
01:53:32:11	01:53:35:16	Brin [Basil]	okay alright fair enough neutral I like it
01:53:35:11	01:53:36:19	Chris [GM]	All right Arrows you’re back up.
01:53:37:02	01:53:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	All right. So next I am going to use my good skill
01:53:44:06	01:53:45:23	Dave [Xeros]	We’re gonna go with performance.
01:53:46:25	01:53:56:02	Dave [Xeros]	So I’m going to pull out my violin. I take up my bow, and I’m like, okay, that was good. That was good? Can I give you a little bit of feedback?
01:53:56:02	01:54:04:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	She took his firework! and I got some okay
01:53:57:19	01:53:59:02	Chris [GM]	Oh my gosh, he took his…
01:54:01:04	01:54:09:16	Dave [Xeros]	And I’m gonna say, I got some more cash. If you can actually get that guy, I will play you a song and I am going to make sure
01:54:09:16	01:54:19:09	Dave [Xeros]	that you guys can keep time with me. So I am gonna play this really fast and you’re going to run after him and you’ve got to beat him down for me.
01:54:19:06	01:54:21:27	Chris [GM]	It’s like the Pied Piper or something?
01:54:21:25	01:54:32:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, pretty much like it’s however fast I play their speed will increase by that amount. Yeah, very Pied Piper. It’s like a mosh pit when you play it everyone just starts getting rowdy
01:54:22:02	01:54:23:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:54:22:02	01:54:23:11	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:54:22:21	01:54:23:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	however fast
01:54:25:10	01:54:25:25	Chris [GM]	Okay.
01:54:30:20	01:54:36:20	Chris [GM]	All right, that’s better. I like that. I like it. Yeah, yeah, they start skanking.
01:54:31:01	01:54:34:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or it’s the circle thing
01:54:31:29	01:54:33:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:54:32:17	01:54:40:25	Dave [Xeros]	or it’s the circle thing that they do yeah exactly so they’re skanking down the streets of The Commons
01:54:37:07	01:54:41:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so So, we’re sitting down the streets of The Comets.
01:54:37:13	01:54:38:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
01:54:39:19	01:54:40:20	Brin [Basil]	stop it
01:54:40:29	01:54:42:02	Steve [Nortle]	you gotta get
01:54:42:05	01:54:43:20	Brin [Basil]	of the commons
01:54:43:04	01:54:45:14	Steve [Nortle]	you gotta give Ska a chance
01:54:45:13	01:54:46:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:54:46:15	01:54:50:23	Dave [Xeros]	it’s so good guys it’s still good I’m not allowed to like it but I still do
01:54:48:17	01:54:49:18	Steve [Nortle]	I’m not allowed
01:54:50:09	01:54:52:08	Chris [GM]	This is my black and white checkered past.
01:54:52:01	01:54:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	yep
01:54:52:14	01:54:53:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:54:55:17	01:54:56:16	Dave [Xeros]	oh
01:54:55:27	01:55:06:13	Steve [Nortle]	and you know i’m not surprised that’s the impression that I get. That was super rad
01:54:59:04	01:55:00:04	Chris [GM]	Ah, nice.
01:55:01:19	01:55:02:18	Chris [GM]	Sell out with me.
01:55:04:18	01:55:08:22	Dave [Xeros]	was a 9 plus 9 what 9 plus 9 18
01:55:07:14	01:55:14:19	Brin [Basil]	What? Nice. Okay, whole crowd in unison dance and go
01:55:08:21	01:55:16:09	Chris [GM]	nice okay the whole crowd begins to in unison dance and go in a big circle some of them are
01:55:16:09	01:55:26:25	Chris [GM]	pushing each other around some of em are jumping up and down and some yeah or skanking you gain advantage and that clears a pathway through the crowd for you to slip right through them
01:55:20:18	01:55:21:09	Dave [Xeros]	all right
01:55:26:25	01:55:37:09	Chris [GM]	uh much easier so you are plus one towards 40 oh yeah
01:55:27:08	01:55:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just kind of like um I’m what’s that the girl’s name Lindsay
01:55:36:04	01:55:36:20	Steve [Nortle]	Sterling
01:55:36:28	01:55:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m Lindsay Sterling my way through the crowd
01:55:37:09	01:55:40:22	Chris [GM]	yes beautiful i like it
01:55:37:27	01:55:38:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I went through
01:55:38:02	01:55:39:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:55:40:00	01:55:40:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
01:55:40:02	01:55:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	Just, yeah. Dancing.
01:55:42:19	01:55:52:17	Chris [GM]	all right um where are all the I pulled up the wrong thing there we go okay yeah so
01:55:55:28	01:55:56:15	Chris [GM]	the
01:55:58:10	01:56:08:03	Chris [GM]	insight okay the thief is going to use would it be insight if they know the lay of land and they can make their way
01:56:06:16	01:56:10:11	Steve [Nortle]	It would probably be survival
01:56:10:13	01:56:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s survival.
01:56:11:10	01:56:11:29	Chris [GM]	okay
01:56:13:04	01:56:15:09	Chris [GM]	that’s under wisdom
01:56:16:07	01:56:17:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	survival is good
01:56:16:19	01:56:17:13	Steve [Nortle]	Survival is cool.
01:56:16:19	01:56:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	Survival is wisdom, yes.
01:56:18:17	01:56:27:12	Chris [GM]	he knows these back alleys he knows his hometown and that gives it a bit of advantage as he’s trying to get away from you guys.
01:56:27:06	01:56:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	He’s a commoner.
01:56:29:04	01:56:35:03	Chris [GM]	Oof, jeez. 19, guys. Okay. So that’s going to give you all disadvantage again on your next rolls.
01:56:29:09	01:56:35:26	Brin [Basil]	a skilled little thief
01:56:34:01	01:56:34:08	Steve [Nortle]	it!
01:56:40:13	01:56:41:22	Chris [GM]	That was close actually.
01:56:41:21	01:56:47:06	Dave [Xeros]	It was very close. I would have been sweating it if that wasn’t in the nat 20 and be like, oh my gosh, I’m going to lose my pants
01:56:43:08	01:56:54:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think it’s my turn
01:56:49:05	01:56:50:08	Dave [Xeros]	wouldn’t be the first time
01:56:50:11	01:56:53:13	Chris [GM]	Okay. Very cool. Who is up?
01:56:50:24	01:56:59:16	Brin [Basil]	someone borrowed them
01:56:54:13	01:56:57:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
01:56:54:27	01:56:55:19	Chris [GM]	Balclaw. You’re up.
01:56:56:13	01:56:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	already lost him once this campaign
01:56:59:16	01:57:05:02	Brin [Basil]	oh gosh
01:56:59:22	01:57:03:18	Dave [Xeros]	well he borrowed them and was wearing them and then I peed my first pair
01:56:59:23	01:57:02:02	Steve [Nortle]	Well he borrowed him from wearing his mask.
01:57:05:02	01:57:16:20	Brin [Basil]	you probably have
01:57:05:02	01:57:06:26	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah because TBDs.
01:57:06:04	01:57:12:06	Chris [GM]	TBD scroll yep luckily you weren’t wearing any pants when you trip that skull do you wear pants
01:57:07:11	01:57:15:09	Dave [Xeros]	He has legs and hands.
01:57:07:29	01:57:08:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re very close
01:57:10:24	01:57:11:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm-hmm
01:57:15:20	01:57:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have to think yeah, I have other human parts too that I won’t get into probably
01:57:16:20	01:57:17:11	Brin [Basil]	enough feathers
01:57:17:21	01:57:21:22	Chris [GM]	you’ve got human legs but you’re covered in feathers right yeah
01:57:22:02	01:57:23:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:23:29	01:57:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m probably wearing something
01:57:26:17	01:57:28:03	Steve [Nortle]	You don’t have a cloaca?
01:57:26:19	01:57:31:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I believe yeah, no I’m definitely wearing something you know I’m modest
01:57:31:18	01:57:42:19	Chris [GM]	put stuff somewhere so just to set the setting right now eros and falclaw are in the lead catching gaining on the quarry where uh nortle
01:57:32:17	01:57:34:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah I have pants
01:57:46:20	01:57:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So so I’m gonna try and use stealth this time to kind of like sneak my way closer I can see that he’s like kind of trying to weave through the alleys maybe and sneak around And so with my
01:57:57:29	01:58:04:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	silent flight I’m just trying to cut the corner and get a little closer to him
01:58:07:22	01:58:11:13	Dave [Xeros]	Which one are you using? Stealth, sweet.
01:58:14:08	01:58:20:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh 11 plus 4 15 oh what happened oh wait
01:58:20:17	01:58:21:11	Dave [Xeros]	You have to roll it twice.
01:58:21:25	01:58:28:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh you take the lower oh that’s right a 15 plus
01:58:23:29	01:58:31:09	Chris [GM]	higher than 15 that’s 19 okay
01:58:28:28	01:58:37:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	four um
01:58:31:09	01:58:36:03	Chris [GM]	so you successfully gain in would you like to explain what happens
01:58:37:11	01:58:45:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah uh basically i can see him trying to like dodge and duck between some of the buildings
01:58:48:14	01:58:54:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	could tell he’s like pretty familiar like he kind of seems like he knows where he’s going and trying to lose us trying to give us the slip
01:58:55:03	01:58:56:12	Chris [GM]	owl eyes can hone
01:58:56:18	01:59:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah but I’m just like a drone locked onto him but he has no idea he can’t see my shadow right over him he doesn’t realize
01:59:02:10	01:59:03:26	Steve [Nortle]	Flying silently in the air.
01:59:07:29	01:59:10:21	Dave [Xeros]	The clouds keeping pace.
01:59:09:27	01:59:27:29	Steve [Nortle]	it got cloudy really fast um how
01:59:13:22	01:59:22:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, yeah, you gain another step closer to the quarry You are now at plus two One more success and you have caught the quarries
01:59:25:18	01:59:26:14	Chris [GM]	Nortle, you’re up
01:59:27:29	01:59:34:29	Steve [Nortle]	far away am i roughly speaking oh okay
01:59:28:26	01:59:39:28	Chris [GM]	You’re at zero right So you don’t have any You’re basically three steps behind Well like You’re not actually three steps But you are at a zero
01:59:34:29	01:59:46:01	Steve [Nortle]	I mean right well let me let me if is he within roughly 30 feet of where I am
01:59:47:08	01:59:51:07	Steve [Nortle]	okay yeah so
01:59:47:09	01:59:47:20	Chris [GM]	sure
01:59:48:03	01:59:50:04	Dave [Xeros]	As far as spells go, is that what you’re asking?
01:59:53:26	02:00:00:14	Steve [Nortle]	I hurl my half sister straight into a crowd of people and say a turtle swear
02:00:01:14	02:00:07:04	Brin [Basil]	currently dancing with them kicking my leg can you do this
02:00:03:26	02:00:04:24	Steve [Nortle]	when in Rome
02:00:07:19	02:00:18:28	Steve [Nortle]	but I see the thief scurrying towards an alleyway so I try to cut him off and when I get close enough I take a deep breath, and
02:00:18:28	02:00:26:18	Steve [Nortle]	I let loose my Breath of the Dragon draconic breath weapon. And I’m shooting fire at him
02:00:24:00	02:00:24:25	Brin [Basil]	dang
02:00:28:10	02:00:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	in a straight line of 30 feet. It’s about 5 feet wide. So I feel like if I make this as a successful roll, it’ll freak him out
02:00:39:11	02:00:42:08	Steve [Nortle]	and slow him down. And if I screw up, someone’s going to light on fire.
02:00:42:07	02:00:43:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:43:06	02:00:47:01	Dave [Xeros]	i was gonna ask is this just like a child that stole this from us or is
02:00:47:13	02:00:49:19	Chris [GM]	he’s in his teens yeah
02:00:48:12	02:00:52:00	Steve [Nortle]	oh well then i’d have no remorse so
02:00:52:04	02:00:54:03	Brin [Basil]	especially if he’s 13
02:00:53:01	02:00:54:10	Steve [Nortle]	um
02:00:55:02	02:00:57:19	Dave [Xeros]	picturing him as like this little five -year -old like thief
02:00:59:07	02:01:04:21	Chris [GM]	this is an oliver twist that’s our second time referencing that play by the way
02:01:00:23	02:01:02:02	Brin [Basil]	let’s kill him
02:01:02:08	02:01:03:01	Steve [Nortle]	it’s
02:01:04:29	02:01:05:18	Dave [Xeros]	the commons
02:01:08:06	02:01:20:03	Steve [Nortle]	so uh for my role um typically they have to do a dex saving roll you want to do it that way okay alright so dex
02:01:15:14	02:01:17:15	Chris [GM]	do and that will determine if it was successful or not
02:01:20:03	02:01:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	saving throw
02:01:22:26	02:01:24:01	Chris [GM]	okay
02:01:25:14	02:01:36:28	Chris [GM]	wait a minute would I use these as the saving throws? Okay alright all right beefs rolling
02:01:26:27	02:01:49:04	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so
02:01:43:17	02:01:46:07	Chris [GM]	17 plus 1
02:01:43:26	02:01:46:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He was blind
02:01:47:22	02:01:52:24	Brin [Basil]	so whose front door is on fire right now.
02:01:49:04	02:01:51:11	Steve [Nortle]	something lights on fire.
02:01:52:19	02:02:04:04	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, is it a child? Please let it be a child. I want him to feel really bad about this and I went… I’m not dead! I’m just very badly burnt!
02:01:52:24	02:01:54:02	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:01:53:03	02:01:54:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s on fire
02:01:56:01	02:01:57:15	Chris [GM]	that’s on fire
02:01:56:08	02:01:57:12	Brin [Basil]	It’s on fire?
02:02:05:06	02:02:15:22	Chris [GM]	don’t touch my tail the dirty uh i’m sorry i will not allow a child to be burnt in my campaign
02:02:07:04	02:02:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	Don’t touch my tail. You did 30.
02:02:12:24	02:02:14:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:15:28	02:02:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	Well there goes my Call of Cthulhu campaign. Thanks.
02:02:17:18	02:02:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:02:17:18	02:02:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:18:27	02:02:25:18	Chris [GM]	that’s your campaign you can do whatever you want yeah okay so unfortunately what happens
02:02:19:06	02:02:20:24	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:02:19:06	02:02:21:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:02:19:16	02:02:21:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:02:21:11	02:02:23:11	Dave [Xeros]	It’s all about just all the burnt children
02:02:26:13	02:02:38:02	Chris [GM]	is with foul claw being right in the way of your fireball flying through you catch So the little tail feather is on fire. Now, I’ll allow this to not slow you down
02:02:38:02	02:02:45:04	Chris [GM]	if you can roll to beat the dexterity of whatever it is you need to be from the spell.
02:02:44:18	02:02:55:05	Steve [Nortle]	yeah uh 13 13 dex yeah what whatever your
02:02:49:21	02:02:51:05	Dave [Xeros]	is just regular, not disadvantage.
02:02:51:04	02:02:52:04	Chris [GM]	Yeah, just regular.
02:02:53:22	02:02:54:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my
02:02:54:00	02:03:06:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t i do oh uh
02:02:54:08	02:02:54:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, your modifier.
02:03:06:01	02:03:09:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	14 but plus two i had to beat 13
02:03:08:23	02:03:09:16	Steve [Nortle]	13
02:03:09:26	02:03:10:22	Dave [Xeros]	You did it?
02:03:10:29	02:03:19:19	Chris [GM]	Wonderful. You feel the heat. You feel it gaining on you. Your tail feathers start to singe just a little bit but luckily with your long wing they’re kind of like fanning
02:03:21:21	02:03:23:05	Chris [GM]	and nothing happened to you
02:03:23:03	02:03:24:08	Dave [Xeros]	It’s just like barrel roll.
02:03:24:04	02:03:30:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice yeah my head 180s back to nortle like
02:03:25:20	02:03:27:02	Chris [GM]	do a barrel roll
02:03:30:06	02:03:43:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i just give him the eyes he’s giant out these are
02:03:30:22	02:03:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	Fowlclaw!
02:03:33:24	02:03:35:03	Steve [Nortle]	i’m sorry
02:03:35:29	02:03:38:27	Dave [Xeros]	Save that tail filler. I need another quill.
02:03:39:18	02:03:40:17	Chris [GM]	basil you are up
02:03:43:09	02:03:51:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not quills for anybody just did they’re not we’re in the middle of a chase
02:03:46:10	02:03:50:07	Dave [Xeros]	No, they’re your quills but the thing is they just
02:03:49:21	02:03:52:20	Steve [Nortle]	you can you can share
02:03:49:27	02:03:55:15	Brin [Basil]	they are free they’re free quills absolutely
02:03:55:16	02:04:01:07	Dave [Xeros]	but like the inspiration for really good lyrics look at the quill
02:04:00:08	02:04:12:01	Steve [Nortle]	so help me really really like really really really far away
02:04:01:12	02:04:05:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you may have one if it falls off naturally if you pluck another one from me
02:04:08:20	02:04:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	from the guy and seen a day
02:04:12:01	02:04:20:20	Steve [Nortle]	you hear this voice saying he’s oh my quills it’s tobias
02:04:15:11	02:04:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:04:15:11	02:04:17:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:04:15:20	02:04:16:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:04:17:21	02:04:18:28	Dave [Xeros]	let’s get out of here
02:04:17:28	02:04:19:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:04:20:27	02:04:28:27	Dave [Xeros]	he would
02:04:22:11	02:04:29:16	Chris [GM]	honestly falclaw if i were you i would check his crystal ball footage i’m sure at night he’s doing a lot of plucking that you didn’t realize
02:04:23:08	02:04:31:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my whole back is gone I have no idea
02:04:31:29	02:04:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:04:33:04	02:04:34:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just in my fire the whole night
02:04:34:07	02:04:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:04:35:23	02:04:42:17	Brin [Basil]	that’s right okay um i’m a little bit in shock from seeing nortal do this because
02:04:42:17	02:04:49:07	Brin [Basil]	this is a new thing that you’ve just learned right so i i’m like what is because i’m already
02:04:44:22	02:04:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	that’s right
02:04:49:07	02:04:54:28	Brin [Basil]	at disadvantage right right it’s still there yeah anyways so i’ma little bit
02:04:51:00	02:04:52:04	Chris [GM]	uh you will be
02:04:54:28	02:05:02:01	Brin [Basil]	but i come to and then i am i’m just gonna hop again i’m gonna try and hop over kind of
02:05:02:01	02:05:11:05	Brin [Basil]	like towards the roof so i can see his next move and potentially jump down on him
02:05:11:25	02:05:21:17	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna do athletics that one no I did acrobatics awesome 13
02:05:14:28	02:05:16:18	Chris [GM]	That’s not what you did last time right
02:05:17:27	02:05:18:21	Chris [GM]	okay awesome
02:05:21:17	02:05:32:16	Brin [Basil]	plus 5 18 oh that’s right okay we’re good 20 20 and 18
02:05:22:20	02:05:23:22	Chris [GM]	roll it one more time
02:05:29:26	02:05:32:07	Chris [GM]	20 so with that
02:05:32:16	02:05:40:18	Brin [Basil]	okay so I’m uh I’m jumping up and they’re you’re kind of going
02:05:33:26	02:05:35:17	Chris [GM]	18 why don’t you describe what happens
02:05:40:18	02:05:51:21	Brin [Basil]	down this little alleyway and i’m gonna jump to because i can jump so far i’m kind of distancing myself to the corner of this alley and on the corner OF THE ROOF OF THIS BUILDING
02:05:51:21	02:05:55:29	Brin [Basil]	AND I’M GONNA KIND OF PERCH UP THERE AND JUST SEE WHERE HIS NEXT MOVE IS AT BECAUSE
02:05:56:16	02:06:07:17	Brin [Basil]	I’M OBVIOUSLY NOT IN FRONT OF HIM BUT I JUST WANT TO SEE WHICH WAY HE’S GOING NEXT HECK YEAH
02:06:00:16	02:06:05:05	Chris [GM]	that so much that I think he’s going to roll at disadvantage on this next one because you can see clearly
02:06:08:12	02:06:10:01	Chris [GM]	speaking of which it’s Eros’ turn now
02:06:13:24	02:06:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	was gonna try charm person so that foul clock could land and convert him to the church uh i’ll say that for like my last role though
02:06:25:03	02:06:35:26	Chris [GM]	before you begin And it’s probably been five hours since traveling to the Comets. Now, let’s do a little meta talk right here.
02:06:35:28	02:06:39:18	Chris [GM]	I don’t really have a sense of how big Correas actually is.
02:06:40:07	02:06:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	i can show you there’s actually a legend in this map that has mileage well not as fast
02:06:45:03	02:06:48:29	Chris [GM]	Okay, so it probably took more than five hours to get from Lashara too.
02:06:49:29	02:06:57:02	Dave [Xeros]	as we were trucking like i mean we were going really really fast but um because lashara
02:06:51:01	02:06:51:27	Chris [GM]	Okay, all right.
02:06:56:02	02:06:57:23	Brin [Basil]	There’s some hardcore hopping.
02:06:57:18	02:07:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	the commons is just across the sweep uh but okay uh i am going to use um
02:06:59:13	02:07:00:10	Chris [GM]	Nice, nice.
02:07:05:22	02:07:11:10	Dave [Xeros]	for me i didn’t take
02:07:06:07	02:07:10:06	Chris [GM]	But nothing happens after five hours? You took that…
02:07:11:06	02:07:28:19	Steve [Nortle]	right but isn’t that withdrawal yes okay i will
02:07:11:10	02:07:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	anything oh yeah that’s right yes okay i will make this roll at disadvantage um because right
02:07:18:03	02:07:25:21	Dave [Xeros]	when i start to make this role uh i’m starting to get like these weird like flashbacks and images
02:07:25:21	02:07:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	of like memories that i don’t know or understand it’s almost like there is a second person in my brain that is like remembering things but i feel like they’re not my memories and so it’s very much
02:07:37:07	02:07:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	a cognitive dissonance that’s almost Like A Mind Spike spell against me. So I will make that at
02:07:44:25	02:07:47:05	Chris [GM]	any memory in particular that you’re remembering
02:07:44:28	02:07:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	disadvantage uh yes it’s it’s again it’s like it’s similar to what was happening
02:07:52:11	02:08:04:01	Dave [Xeros]	to me in Cineaday. It is I can uh it’s almost like I can feel like winks and I feel that I’m like looking at my hands and I’m not like who I think I am
02:08:04:01	02:08:14:08	Dave [Xeros]	and so it’s just these really weird strange sensations that it start it’s dissuading me down yeah
02:08:09:10	02:08:14:26	Chris [GM]	that potential wings is going to kind of weigh you down and that’s why you’re rolling at disadvantage
02:08:14:08	02:08:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s also just the fact that all the extra things Just numbs it out of me But when I start feeling it It’s like a mind spike Like, I can’t really control myself
02:08:25:28	02:08:31:25	Dave [Xeros]	So I was Was going to use intimidation Um
02:08:33:03	02:08:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	But I am I’m actually just gonna I’m going to try to charm person
02:08:38:20	02:08:43:14	Dave [Xeros]	I am going to Because I’m really close Right? I’m plus two right now
02:08:41:02	02:08:49:22	Steve [Nortle]	i’m plus two right now uh yes you gotta turn the one off yeah push the stop button
02:08:43:19	02:08:45:23	Chris [GM]	did I am I playing two songs
02:08:44:29	02:08:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	um yeah so you got to turn the one off you have to put push the stop button it’s the red one up at the top right
02:08:49:22	02:08:56:02	Steve [Nortle]	the red one on top right yeah so it’s the yeah the orange one you hit stop and then
02:08:52:15	02:09:03:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so it’s the orange one you hit stop and then you start the other one because it’s going to play all of them at the same time if you don’t yeah hit stop it’ll fade out and then he can play something else
02:08:56:02	02:09:02:06	Steve [Nortle]	start that it’s gonna play all of this so yeah you were hit stop it’ll fade out
02:09:00:28	02:09:06:16	Chris [GM]	okay yeah where’s like a chase music I should have done this originally skirmish
02:09:06:17	02:09:07:26	Brin [Basil]	Should I like steampunk or something?
02:09:08:02	02:09:12:08	Dave [Xeros]	skirmish would probably work I think further down there might be
02:09:11:02	02:09:13:12	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, try that one.
02:09:16:02	02:09:17:17	Chris [GM]	sure yeah
02:09:17:08	02:09:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	damn
02:09:18:06	02:09:18:18	Brin [Basil]	I like it.
02:09:19:02	02:09:21:13	Chris [GM]	lady chasey I like it
02:09:19:16	02:09:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	nice of Arabia you uh so i’m specifically going to try the charm person to make this person feel extra bad about what he’s done
02:09:30:18	02:09:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	and if foul claw catches up to him start the conversion process to the church videos um i’m at disadvantage
02:09:35:25	02:09:38:06	Chris [GM]	alright sounds good but at disadvantage
02:09:39:06	02:09:41:22	Brin [Basil]	Are you sure you want a teenager and
02:09:42:29	02:09:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We want all members, all people, all creatures.
02:09:47:06	02:09:48:20	Steve [Nortle]	Great and small.
02:09:49:07	02:09:49:16	Brin [Basil]	have
02:09:49:14	02:10:00:07	Dave [Xeros]	so this is actually on you you’re gonna have to roll at advantage against me your save dc is 15 so you have to beat 15
02:10:00:03	02:10:04:01	Chris [GM]	so what we’re going to do since i was going to roll at disadvantage um
02:10:02:26	02:10:11:06	Dave [Xeros]	mm -hmm you’ll just make a straight roll okay uh no you’re just rolling it if you
02:10:06:05	02:10:09:02	Chris [GM]	we’ll just do a straight roll against yours right
02:10:10:17	02:10:11:22	Chris [GM]	oh what do i need to hit
02:10:11:21	02:10:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	can’t get over a 15 you’re charmed uh yes it’s a wisdom saving throw 15.
02:10:12:13	02:10:17:02	Steve [Nortle]	What is a saving throw of? Wisdom.
02:10:20:08	02:10:20:21	Chris [GM]	17
02:10:22:09	02:10:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	all right i tried my best okay so
02:10:23:04	02:10:25:13	Chris [GM]	this thief is wiry
02:10:29:22	02:10:30:23	Chris [GM]	okay nice try
02:10:33:20	02:10:36:07	Chris [GM]	You don’t gain any ground, but you don’t lose any ground either.
02:10:37:05	02:10:40:02	Dave [Xeros]	i’m still at plus two right plus one
02:10:38:17	02:10:40:08	Chris [GM]	You’re still at plus one. Yep.
02:10:41:10	02:10:48:04	Chris [GM]	Foul closet, plus two. Nortle, you’re still at zero. Basil, you have a plus one Nope! Sorry, you are at plus two now because of that.
02:10:49:19	02:10:52:23	Chris [GM]	Cool. Alright, the thief is getting closer
02:10:54:15	02:10:55:09	Chris [GM]	to escaping
02:10:56:18	02:11:03:09	Chris [GM]	Pull up my little stats here. I like this Here we go
02:11:03:19	02:11:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	that’s right i’m i’m stil playing i’m till lindsey sterling my way down the road yeah Yeah, the Brado is just getting really, really good right now.
02:11:04:17	02:11:06:20	Brin [Basil]	yeah It’s perfect the violin
02:11:09:19	02:11:12:02	Steve [Nortle]	Your shakes just give you a better vibrato.
02:11:13:23	02:11:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:11:14:23	02:11:17:12	Dave [Xeros]	That’s how the power chords really kick in on the violin.
02:11:18:02	02:11:19:11	Steve [Nortle]	That doesn’t work.
02:11:20:04	02:11:24:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s a big anything
02:11:20:28	02:11:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a magic violin nodal. I can do anything.
02:11:25:17	02:11:26:26	Chris [GM]	that’s not how it works
02:11:26:08	02:11:28:12	Steve [Nortle]	This is why I only worked with TBD.
02:11:28:12	02:11:33:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I know. What you don’t see is the extra magical fingers that pop up when I’m playing.
02:11:33:26	02:11:37:21	Steve [Nortle]	If only if I had true sight, then I wouldn’t be so bothered.
02:11:37:27	02:11:39:00	Dave [Xeros]	See my cargo jeans?
02:11:38:09	02:11:38:28	Chris [GM]	out probably
02:11:39:26	02:11:41:06	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, that would freak me out.
02:11:42:17	02:11:44:16	Chris [GM]	so the thief is going to use sleight of hand
02:11:46:09	02:11:57:21	Chris [GM]	as the thief is running he sees a bunch of fishing nets just kind of off the side of the road and with sleight of hand he’s gonna attempt to pull those while running so it’ll be a little difficult and Polo’s down
02:11:57:21	02:12:00:04	Chris [GM]	in front of your guys’
02:12:00:14	02:12:02:13	Steve [Nortle]	And is he at advantage or anything?
02:12:02:16	02:12:06:29	Brin [Basil]	I cancelled out
02:12:03:12	02:12:05:11	Chris [GM]	because of Basil’s last
02:12:05:06	02:12:06:28	Steve [Nortle]	I thought that canceled out.
02:12:07:13	02:12:09:09	Dave [Xeros]	That was for the roll to cancel the roll.
02:12:09:12	02:12:11:20	Chris [GM]	cancel to make it simpler so we didn’t have to roll so much
02:12:12:19	02:12:16:02	Steve [Nortle]	But you’re at disadvantage for this one. Okay.
02:12:13:23	02:12:16:01	Chris [GM]	just for this one time
02:12:18:26	02:12:27:21	Chris [GM]	alright, that’s 17 which passes cause I have a plus this is for dexterity then one more
02:12:29:08	02:12:32:21	Chris [GM]	17 plus 1 man everyone is rolling really well today
02:12:29:11	02:12:33:00	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh yeah
02:12:33:23	02:12:36:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so yeah
02:12:34:15	02:12:41:15	Chris [GM]	Awesome. So yeah, the thief successfully grabs those nets and throws it down so
02:12:34:27	02:12:36:04	Brin [Basil]	shoot
02:12:41:15	02:12:48:19	Chris [GM]	all of you will roll at disadvantage again unfortunately I mean he
02:12:45:10	02:12:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m flying.
02:12:47:18	02:12:56:21	Brin [Basil]	any way is there Is there any way that I can call out and warn them?
02:12:56:04	02:13:02:23	Chris [GM]	that on your as a help action yeah well honestly all this is happening
02:12:57:24	02:12:58:08	Dave [Xeros]	help action
02:13:02:23	02:13:09:07	Chris [GM]	at the same time that no one is it’s not like eros runs and then falclaw flies and then you
02:13:03:06	02:13:04:04	Brin [Basil]	Right, right.
02:13:08:28	02:13:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	but the help action is a help you can always use it I can use help action in combat
02:13:09:07	02:13:17:04	Chris [GM]	know so when right but what i’m suggesting is when you guys are doing your turn you’re all
02:13:17:04	02:13:27:21	Chris [GM]	doing it at the sametime and so calling out help retroactively will will help yeah right exactly cool all right arrows nope you already went uh falclaws up
02:13:21:06	02:13:22:06	Dave [Xeros]	will help
02:13:21:20	02:13:23:26	Steve [Nortle]	makes just as much sense as doing it before.
02:13:28:02	02:13:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, so I’m going to try I think this might be intimidation or performance but I’m gonna try
02:13:40:07	02:13:50:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	along with my original tactic to kind of persuade him um no this time it’s going to be like intimidation
02:13:45:15	02:13:47:13	Chris [GM]	So you’re using Persuasion again.
02:13:50:10	02:13:58:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think i’m gonna try and kind of like scare him uh with like when he’s my angry voice
02:13:55:24	02:13:57:08	Chris [GM]	You’re going to use your angry voice?
02:13:59:17	02:14:04:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the actions that he’s engaging in are not conducive to a
02:14:03:23	02:14:04:13	Chris [GM]	Shame!
02:14:05:29	02:14:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	lifestyle that will result in a nice afterlife. So
02:14:12:16	02:14:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to, as he’s running away… I’m gonna use the nets as kind of like a metaphor, like a little bit of like a lesson.
02:14:21:08	02:14:23:04	Steve [Nortle]	on how you get ensnared by sin?
02:14:22:13	02:14:30:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna say these nets may hold us temporarily but the real net, the real trap you’re running right into pal.
02:14:31:10	02:14:34:04	Chris [GM]	I like this enough that I’m going to remove the disadvantage
02:14:34:26	02:14:35:15	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:14:36:07	02:14:37:10	Chris [GM]	That’s very good.
02:14:37:19	02:14:46:06	Dave [Xeros]	the mechanic of that is you’re giving him inspiration and so that is what does that. So it’s actually something you could check on your thing. So FYI, when you give people
02:14:45:00	02:14:45:14	Chris [GM]	Oh nice.
02:14:46:06	02:14:52:01	Dave [Xeros]	inspiration, it basically becomes advantage at that point Yeah
02:14:46:15	02:14:57:03	Chris [GM]	Inspiration is you roll twice a re-roll basically right? okay so in this case it’ll just remove the disadvantage on your roll no you just have
02:14:54:17	02:15:05:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I have advantage just to roll all right okay but I got
02:15:06:14	02:15:07:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an 11
02:15:08:28	02:15:12:16	Brin [Basil]	That doesn’t surprise me one bit that didn’t work.
02:15:13:17	02:15:24:02	Steve [Nortle]	It’s because he didn’t start with a song and a prayer. So the spirit isn’t really there to confirm witness to the thief’s heart at all.
02:15:19:24	02:15:21:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	didn’t prep the scene
02:15:22:13	02:15:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	of men analogy at all He didn’t used the ensnared by the nets of the devil
02:15:25:02	02:15:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it was a perfect metaphor okay it was perfect shut up
02:15:25:26	02:15:27:07	Steve [Nortle]	It was right there!
02:15:31:14	02:15:34:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve just said expound on it. Nets just have
02:15:34:09	02:15:35:12	Steve [Nortle]	Stop nitpicking!
02:15:34:17	02:15:35:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:15:38:13	02:15:42:02	Chris [GM]	you but it fell on deaf ears and
02:15:42:03	02:15:42:28	Dave [Xeros]	it because he’s deaf?
02:15:43:21	02:15:54:22	Brin [Basil]	that plot twist yeah those shatty rolls
02:15:46:25	02:15:48:27	Dave [Xeros]	he might be in the near future.
02:15:48:12	02:15:53:03	Chris [GM]	Yeah, this whole time he was deaf which makes sense why none of your tactics work
02:15:54:26	02:16:02:26	Dave [Xeros]	So what you’re saying is the DM can roll the orb of retcon? Okay. Yeah, alright.
02:16:00:28	02:16:04:24	Chris [GM]	Yeah, yeah, I get one of those too I get as many of those as I want actually
02:16:05:27	02:16:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	so much power
02:16:07:14	02:16:08:23	Chris [GM]	I wish for more wishes
02:16:12:07	02:16:19:04	Chris [GM]	A little bit of a partial success there though You’re not going to lose any ground but you’re not going to gain any ground. So, you still have a plus two.
02:16:20:18	02:16:21:03	Chris [GM]	Nordle, you’re up.
02:16:22:18	02:16:32:13	Steve [Nortle]	um uh after seeing my breath go awry i figure this is still this is the draconic breath is new to me i’m
02:16:32:13	02:16:40:06	Steve [Nortle]	i’m still learning and i will render an apology when i’m within speaking distance of of the owlin
02:16:42:26	02:16:51:03	Steve [Nortle]	i bet you would so i’m gonna use my boomerang so and pull out my boomering and i give it a really strong
02:16:46:10	02:16:47:14	Chris [GM]	You got much quicker though.
02:16:52:09	02:16:59:26	Steve [Nortle]	and send it flying uh so i i’m doing an attack
02:16:54:16	02:16:58:08	Chris [GM]	So what sort of skill check would that be? Because I’ll still count it as just normal skill.
02:16:59:26	02:17:08:15	Steve [Nortle]	so i’ll just use my attack bonus okay right because the boomerangs might get caught in the nets
02:17:02:04	02:17:04:12	Chris [GM]	you’ll still have to do at a disadvantage though.
02:17:08:10	02:17:12:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hit some one
02:17:08:28	02:17:10:03	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
02:17:09:03	02:17:09:12	Chris [GM]	Exactly.
02:17:13:12	02:17:14:12	Dave [Xeros]	that’s flying
02:17:14:08	02:17:28:00	Brin [Basil]	hey i’m perched on the roof still eventually
02:17:15:07	02:17:16:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	or bouncing
02:17:17:18	02:17:22:15	Steve [Nortle]	10 so 10 was my low row
02:17:20:04	02:17:21:18	Chris [GM]	10 was your lowest roll?
02:17:25:04	02:17:26:25	Steve [Nortle]	My boomerang will come back.
02:17:28:00	02:17:31:20	Brin [Basil]	in the wrong alleyway
02:17:30:16	02:17:35:21	Steve [Nortle]	It says that if you miss, it comes back but I don’t know if that actually applies in this situation.
02:17:36:07	02:17:38:16	Chris [GM]	We’ll see how badly you roll on next turn.
02:17:39:00	02:17:40:09	Steve [Nortle]	That will be bad!
02:17:40:13	02:17:50:22	Chris [GM]	um i am gonna say though for throwing blind again towards a crowd of people disregarding
02:17:49:20	02:17:53:00	Steve [Nortle]	It’s their own fault for not getting in my way.
02:17:50:22	02:17:56:29	Chris [GM]	their safety completely and you having to stop and throw it you actually are going to lose ground
02:17:56:29	02:18:08:16	Chris [GM]	on this one so if you’re down that’s a negative one by the way i don’t know if i explained it
02:18:02:05	02:18:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	by the way
02:18:07:14	02:18:08:20	Dave [Xeros]	think Boomerang is coming back
02:18:08:16	02:18:19:03	Chris [GM]	well enough i’m thinking now it’s not that you’re moving up and down on the number line If you get three negatives, even though you have two positives, you still have those
02:18:19:03	02:18:24:16	Chris [GM]	two negatives. Does that make sense? Did I say that right? I didn’t mean to see 3. I meant to say 2.
02:18:23:21	02:18:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	so we just need three positives
02:18:25:18	02:18:29:14	Chris [GM]	You just need three positives or if you get three negatives then
02:18:31:02	02:18:32:05	Dave [Xeros]	three positives in a row
02:18:32:02	02:18:34:06	Chris [GM]	correct. That’s what I’m trying to say. Okay.
02:18:34:09	02:18:35:14	Dave [Xeros]	Valclaw is super close
02:18:35:22	02:18:37:29	Chris [GM]	Falclaw is super close and so is Basil
02:18:39:26	02:18:41:02	Chris [GM]	which is now
02:18:42:12	02:18:52:29	Brin [Basil]	all right so I’m on this little I’ve landed on the corner of this roof and my goal is to try and jump ahead of him
02:18:52:29	02:18:59:17	Brin [Basil]	but I’m going to try to hide behind some crates or something where he’s running and just trip him
02:19:01:26	02:19:09:24	Brin [Basil]	furry foot out and trip him okay so I’m gonna use I’m going to use stealth because I’m trying to get ahead
02:19:02:27	02:19:03:24	Chris [GM]	foot out trip
02:19:09:24	02:19:19:08	Brin [Basil]	of him and hide a little bit without MC not 20 y ‘all plus three that’s 23 wait
02:19:10:05	02:19:12:04	Chris [GM]	without him seeing yeah okay that makes sense
02:19:12:28	02:19:13:20	Steve [Nortle]	disadvantage though
02:19:14:03	02:19:16:16	Chris [GM]	Yes, because he did roll. Ooh!
02:19:20:00	02:19:28:04	Brin [Basil]	I have disadvantage 20 again it
02:19:25:07	02:19:27:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take his pants
02:19:28:04	02:19:38:07	Brin [Basil]	is be my witness hold on I gotta catch this guy
02:19:29:13	02:19:31:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:29:22	02:19:33:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, Basil? Basil, take my pants.
02:19:30:02	02:19:30:21	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:19:30:02	02:19:31:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:38:07	02:19:49:17	Brin [Basil]	first we’ll get undressed later there’s
02:19:41:05	02:19:44:28	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, I tailored them to be like ripaways. It’s great!
02:19:41:22	02:19:42:13	Chris [GM]	That’s it.
02:19:43:06	02:19:46:12	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:19:44:14	02:19:45:13	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:19:44:24	02:19:46:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:44:24	02:19:47:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:19:44:25	02:19:45:19	Chris [GM]	Ha ha ho!
02:19:45:29	02:19:49:29	Steve [Nortle]	you never know when speed is of the essence
02:19:49:16	02:19:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	I know, right?
02:19:49:17	02:19:56:26	Brin [Basil]	always okay
02:19:51:25	02:19:56:15	Chris [GM]	it’s a construction worker. Oh, it’s a cop in construction work.
02:19:53:03	02:19:54:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:19:55:22	02:19:56:23	Dave [Xeros]	It’s a structure worker.
02:19:56:26	02:20:04:12	Brin [Basil]	yeah so i leap i leap as high
02:20:04:12	02:20:12:12	Brin [Basil]	as i can go and i land just with the grace of a beautiful bunny behind some crates
02:20:12:12	02:20:17:08	Brin [Basil]	and i like kind of okay you know what i’m kind of like gonna glide down this wall a little bit
02:20:17:08	02:20:27:13	Brin [Basil]	as i’m falling land behind heck yeah oh yeah for my brass knuckles yes so he’s looking back to see
02:20:21:10	02:20:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	oh and he’s distracted by this boomerang clattering behind him so he doesn’t see this
02:20:27:13	02:20:36:06	Brin [Basil]	how close nortle was when he any guys negative two whatever he is it’s a turtle not gonna catch
02:20:27:27	02:20:28:16	Steve [Nortle]	yeah
02:20:32:22	02:20:34:18	Steve [Nortle]	he’s a turtle
02:20:36:06	02:20:46:08	Brin [Basil]	anyway so the kids are you okay with me saying what the kid does okay so he runs and i’m behind this crate and he runs past me and I stick my big furry foot out
02:20:46:08	02:20:49:10	Brin [Basil]	And he trips and eats cobblestone
02:20:49:19	02:20:49:29	Chris [GM]	Ooh!
02:20:50:17	02:20:52:28	Brin [Basil]	and just smacks his face on the ground
02:20:53:29	02:20:58:25	Brin [Basil]	And I’m going to walk over to him and put my foot on top of his back while he’s laying there
02:20:58:07	02:21:03:28	Chris [GM]	successfully… So this action did put you at plus three. Good timing.
02:21:01:03	02:21:01:16	Steve [Nortle]	perfect
02:21:02:18	02:21:03:08	Steve [Nortle]	wow
02:21:10:11	02:21:10:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Ooh!
02:21:11:01	02:21:13:29	Brin [Basil]	Don’t worry guys, my boots are a-working
02:21:13:19	02:21:14:28	Steve [Nortle]	success
02:21:16:06	02:21:18:03	Chris [GM]	all right let me see here
02:21:17:20	02:21:19:08	Brin [Basil]	Listen up you little bastard
02:21:19:16	02:21:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:21:19:16	02:21:20:14	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:21:21:04	02:21:27:02	Steve [Nortle]	no one is able to get no one’s close enough to hold Basil back so
02:21:21:21	02:21:23:14	Brin [Basil]	Where the hell Are your parents?
02:21:24:29	02:21:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:21:26:19	02:21:30:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Did I make choking him? I’m pretty close. I’m very close.
02:21:26:20	02:21:32:01	Brin [Basil]	I’m like choking him I’m going to kill him Let’s kill this kid
02:21:30:17	02:21:38:15	Steve [Nortle]	Christmas story you’re like Scott Farkas bleeding from
02:21:31:20	02:21:35:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:21:33:15	02:21:34:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil!
02:21:34:07	02:21:35:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:21:35:11	02:21:36:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Basil, no! Basil!
02:21:37:16	02:21:39:10	Dave [Xeros]	we need to question him.
02:21:37:28	02:21:40:05	Brin [Basil]	Give him a pamphlet
02:21:40:05	02:21:48:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do believe in justice
02:21:41:07	02:21:47:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna break his jaw first
02:21:41:26	02:21:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s okay
02:21:42:24	02:21:44:00	Steve [Nortle]	stop
02:21:45:22	02:21:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:21:47:08	02:21:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	do like
02:21:48:22	02:21:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	get up there when he’s got one HP left
02:21:50:26	02:21:52:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:21:51:06	02:21:52:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:21:53:10	02:21:55:12	Brin [Basil]	He’s like blue And limp
02:21:55:23	02:21:56:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay
02:21:56:08	02:21:58:20	Steve [Nortle]	he’s already dead
02:22:00:05	02:22:05:01	Chris [GM]	You guys catch up. Basil has very successfully intimidated and
02:22:06:17	02:22:08:03	Chris [GM]	knocked this guy prone
02:22:09:08	02:22:20:12	Chris [GM]	enough to the point where he can’t really even talk, but he manages to squeak out a couple words Oh! Wait, wait, please Please stop
02:22:21:18	02:22:22:16	Chris [GM]	Just a kid
02:22:22:22	02:22:26:13	Brin [Basil]	No you’re not You’re taller than me
02:22:24:09	02:22:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:22:27:06	02:22:28:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s all we can
02:22:27:26	02:22:32:02	Chris [GM]	That’s always Basil’s justification for violence They’re taller than me.
02:22:28:29	02:23:03:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I do yes
02:22:34:09	02:22:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’m
02:22:34:27	02:22:36:08	Steve [Nortle]	goes to a daycare
02:22:36:05	02:22:36:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:37:11	02:22:38:18	Steve [Nortle]	you’re all going down
02:22:39:04	02:22:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	so sober that I’m starting to get empathetic
02:22:43:06	02:22:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:43:13	02:22:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	like okay I know well that’s why really need to take a drink can we just not completely choke him out let’s ask him some questions
02:22:43:29	02:22:46:11	Steve [Nortle]	a lot of character growth for you this tonight
02:22:53:05	02:22:57:18	Brin [Basil]	i’m just life lessons eros that’s what i’m trying to teach this little
02:22:56:21	02:23:02:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, I know um I’m pretty sure you’ve got a pamphlet for him and
02:23:03:00	02:23:10:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and that is most important however I’m curious why you tried to steal our tickets or wristbands.
02:23:10:20	02:23:12:15	Brin [Basil]	oh yeah i forgot about the wristbands
02:23:12:05	02:23:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:23:12:29	02:23:17:07	Dave [Xeros]	I just wanted to be the shit out of him that’s it hey we’re good
02:23:16:17	02:23:19:18	Chris [GM]	She sees something run fast, and she’s just got to chase it!
02:23:18:12	02:23:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:23:19:06	02:23:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:23:20:02	02:23:21:25	Brin [Basil]	start licking the blood on my hands
02:23:21:23	02:23:22:28	Chris [GM]	Oh gosh.
02:23:22:23	02:23:24:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	My gosh.
02:23:25:28	02:23:32:07	Chris [GM]	So the kid kind of looks… Not kid, a teen. I’ll specify. Looks kind of left and right.
02:23:32:07	02:23:39:26	Chris [GM]	He’s like, honestly, tickets were sold out to the show and I wanted to impress this girl.
02:23:40:20	02:23:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	see now I feel like a piece of crap
02:23:42:07	02:23:52:09	Brin [Basil]	great i don’t and i snatch it out of his hand
02:23:44:21	02:23:52:01	Chris [GM]	I’m sorry. Here’s your stuff bag. And he is shaking hands or holding them and they keep falling out of his hand.
02:23:49:05	02:23:49:19	Dave [Xeros]	alright
02:23:54:27	02:24:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	take a couple of gold pieces out and I’m going to give him um we’re gonna go with like 50 50 gold pieces i was a hey pretty sure there’s
02:24:02:17	02:24:02:25	Brin [Basil]	Dang.
02:24:06:14	02:24:16:18	Dave [Xeros]	going to be scalpers scalpers outside the venue if you pay them that you’ll be able to get some tickets i distort value
02:24:11:23	02:24:14:10	Chris [GM]	Tickets are like 300 gold coins.
02:24:16:19	02:24:17:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:24:16:19	02:24:18:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:24:20:01	02:24:21:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s not that empathetic.
02:24:22:06	02:24:24:07	Brin [Basil]	The true Eros is back!
02:24:24:10	02:24:26:11	Chris [GM]	Arrows, you’re so generous, man.
02:24:27:12	02:24:34:27	Dave [Xeros]	remember spread my legend arrows the generous and uh and she’s
02:24:27:16	02:24:28:09	Chris [GM]	Appreciate it.
02:24:30:11	02:24:31:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh, gosh.
02:24:32:23	02:24:38:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And this ticket will get you a lot more than into a concert.
02:24:39:19	02:24:42:29	Chris [GM]	reaches up and thanks you. But he starts to use it
02:24:44:01	02:24:47:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, read it! What the? No, read it.
02:24:46:27	02:24:48:28	Brin [Basil]	If you don’t read that You know what’s going to happen?
02:24:51:13	02:24:52:09	Dave [Xeros]	come back after you
02:24:51:13	02:24:52:28	Steve [Nortle]	life lessons
02:24:51:17	02:24:55:05	Brin [Basil]	You’re gonna need some more pamphlets To wipe that up
02:24:54:23	02:24:59:02	Chris [GM]	I swear, I swear. And he immediately starts to open the pamphlet from reading and keeps looking at Basil.
02:24:59:03	02:25:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	This is that 300-page pamphlet
02:24:59:08	02:25:02:08	Brin [Basil]	Damn teenagers
02:25:03:09	02:25:04:15	Dave [Xeros]	What race is he?
02:25:05:28	02:25:11:29	Dave [Xeros]	I just know the tiefling one was really big because there was a lot of things I had to repent for.
02:25:06:00	02:25:06:19	Chris [GM]	Let’s see.
02:25:10:15	02:25:12:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a lot of work. A lot of work.
02:25:12:22	02:25:24:09	Steve [Nortle]	uphill battle to bexy that explains why he was so
02:25:14:10	02:25:19:26	Chris [GM]	We’ll say that he is… What’s a race that’s kind of…
02:25:21:20	02:25:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	Tabaxi?
02:25:24:17	02:25:26:29	Steve [Nortle]	yeah right
02:25:25:03	02:25:25:23	Brin [Basil]	Stealthy
02:25:26:26	02:25:30:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. The parkour? All right.
02:25:27:13	02:25:28:23	Brin [Basil]	That’s perfect
02:25:28:24	02:25:32:27	Chris [GM]	a little retcon another orb of retcon for me thank you
02:25:33:29	02:25:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know. What are the conversion process for the tabaxi today?
02:25:37:26	02:25:41:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s fairly similar to most humanoid animal creatures.
02:25:41:07	02:25:43:03	Chris [GM]	it is accepts all is that what you’re saying
02:25:43:19	02:25:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	accepts all there’s no discrimination um
02:25:48:23	02:25:51:00	Brin [Basil]	What about blood-stained bunnies?
02:25:51:19	02:25:53:16	Steve [Nortle]	she licks one of her paws
02:25:55:26	02:25:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	some
02:25:56:16	02:25:58:28	Brin [Basil]	I actually like the taste of that
02:25:58:21	02:25:59:29	Steve [Nortle]	that’s my shista
02:26:02:01	02:26:07:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	souls take little bit longer to develop than others
02:26:07:27	02:26:15:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but generally the rules all apply to everybody just about you have a soul basil what are you
02:26:12:13	02:26:14:03	Brin [Basil]	What if you don’t have a soul?
02:26:15:26	02:26:26:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doing what are we talking about i think i think the blood i think yeah okay let’s talk later
02:26:16:05	02:26:17:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m just joking.
02:26:17:11	02:26:18:12	Dave [Xeros]	the nihilism
02:26:20:02	02:26:23:09	Brin [Basil]	I’m just a little bit of bloodlust over here, so sorry.
02:26:20:14	02:26:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	the adrenaline
02:26:25:18	02:26:29:01	Chris [GM]	hey okay so you guys have successfully
02:26:28:00	02:26:29:04	Brin [Basil]	Just joking guys.
02:26:30:04	02:26:33:15	Chris [GM]	kachikori you got your wristbands back and
02:26:34:25	02:26:45:06	Chris [GM]	the rest of the day is yours. You can choose to continue on your path with Tumagus or if you want to check out anything here in the commons really all I have is
02:26:45:06	02:26:56:20	Chris [GM]	or think to improvise right now it’s basically you guys going to the Lushing adventure guild what do they call it? A tavern
02:26:56:20	02:27:01:15	Chris [GM]	or a head court yeah their
02:26:57:29	02:26:59:10	Steve [Nortle]	the headquarters
02:26:58:04	02:27:01:04	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s just an HQ or it’s a guild
02:27:01:26	02:27:02:26	Steve [Nortle]	guild house
02:27:03:08	02:27:04:14	Chris [GM]	guild house, I like that
02:27:04:09	02:27:05:12	Brin [Basil]	Guild house, yeah.
02:27:05:29	02:27:11:06	Chris [GM]	But that will cost you time in your race towards getting there first.
02:27:13:14	02:27:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’d soldier on
02:27:15:12	02:27:16:13	Brin [Basil]	I said we push forward
02:27:17:05	02:27:21:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gonna be okay do we need to go a tavern and get a drink real quick or something I mean I know
02:27:22:14	02:27:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	are we at the point where I can roll again
02:27:22:28	02:27:29:00	Chris [GM]	It is evening, it is definitely evening so what I’ll do is if you decide to stay and rest
02:27:29:22	02:27:35:01	Chris [GM]	You’ll just automatically make us the next morning
02:27:35:11	02:27:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	that thing is is that going to stop us from beating them should we just burn the midnight oil
02:27:42:23	02:27:51:12	Chris [GM]	So if you decided to go at midnight I will have you guys just do a roll check At disadvantage because it’s night And that will determine whether or not you beat them
02:27:53:08	02:27:55:25	Brin [Basil]	I think we soldier on.
02:27:53:20	02:27:54:24	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to soldier on?
02:27:55:26	02:27:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah this is a race
02:27:56:12	02:27:57:25	Steve [Nortle]	let’s get a move on
02:27:58:22	02:28:01:16	Dave [Xeros]	These guys are just a-holes. I’d like to beat them.
02:28:01:29	02:28:07:29	Steve [Nortle]	are we talking about the people of the commons or oh that tracks
02:28:02:20	02:28:03:11	Brin [Basil]	we’re beating them.
02:28:05:12	02:28:10:09	Dave [Xeros]	Talking about everybody but no specifically
02:28:11:21	02:28:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	Rose and Gunza’s
02:28:13:16	02:28:15:01	Steve [Nortle]	rosen comes
02:28:15:13	02:28:19:19	Chris [GM]	is nope you’re right roses and gunses i’m gonna get that confused
02:28:16:16	02:28:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep, yep But is it spelled on the album R-O-W-E-S
02:28:17:28	02:28:19:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:28:19:06	02:28:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:28:19:19	02:28:30:14	Chris [GM]	every time no no it’s it’s roses just plural n with the little posse free gunses plural
02:28:20:25	02:28:21:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gunses
02:28:21:16	02:28:23:05	Steve [Nortle]	R-O-N
02:28:30:20	02:28:32:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can you spell gunses for me
02:28:35:17	02:28:41:02	Chris [GM]	roses and guns they came up with the name that’s based off of their intelligence not mine
02:28:44:13	02:28:54:26	Dave [Xeros]	Alright So do we have to be able to keep moving? Do we have to go through New Old and Idiots or are we just heading straight out?
02:28:44:27	02:28:46:01	Brin [Basil]	Nice cover.
02:28:54:20	02:29:00:05	Chris [GM]	no you’ll head straight out and like i said we’ll just base this just on a straight
02:29:00:05	02:29:09:05	Chris [GM]	roll at disadvantage whether or not you get there in time or by morning or before the dawn
02:29:08:14	02:29:14:22	Steve [Nortle]	so uh so is this each individual or just one of us uh i have plus five on my survival
02:29:16:05	02:29:19:07	Chris [GM]	how you want to take this role but one person will
02:29:18:04	02:29:20:29	Dave [Xeros]	fast, is it going to be survival acrobatics? What do you want it to be?
02:29:18:11	02:29:21:01	Brin [Basil]	That’s a lot.
02:29:20:10	02:29:24:04	Steve [Nortle]	I feel like getting through the wilderness would be a survival check
02:29:26:25	02:29:33:29	Brin [Basil]	mine is only plus one so… Is it you want us to all roll or just one of us?
02:29:35:22	02:29:38:15	Dave [Xeros]	got night vision like crazy and he can fly.
02:29:38:24	02:29:41:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah but if it’s a survival roll I only have plus one
02:29:41:24	02:29:45:29	Chris [GM]	but remember he could see that sign the whole time as he was flying over the city of
02:29:45:07	02:29:47:17	Brin [Basil]	He’s a white owl, he glows at night.
02:29:47:16	02:29:48:02	Chris [GM]	Yeah!
02:29:47:29	02:29:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i do i can see like 120 feet or something
02:29:48:17	02:29:51:08	Dave [Xeros]	He should have the best eyesight at night though.
02:29:51:09	02:29:54:11	Brin [Basil]	You can see the best but everyone can see him
02:29:56:19	02:29:57:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
02:29:58:15	02:30:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you do. You have like 120 feet of dark vision, don’t you?
02:30:01:10	02:30:01:26	Chris [GM]	Dang!
02:30:02:14	02:30:03:18	Brin [Basil]	That’s super cool
02:30:02:29	02:30:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but my survival is not
02:30:03:18	02:30:28:16	Brin [Basil]	I don’t
02:30:05:22	02:30:07:20	Steve [Nortle]	All right. Plus five.
02:30:06:14	02:30:09:17	Chris [GM]	Alright, so we’ll let Nortle lead the way this time.
02:30:10:29	02:30:11:16	Steve [Nortle]	Oops.
02:30:12:29	02:30:14:04	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah, we made a mistake.
02:30:18:05	02:30:26:07	Steve [Nortle]	All right, follow me this way. I’m pretty sure that we’re going to head this way 9 out of 20 chance that I am wrong here.
02:30:27:29	02:30:29:02	Chris [GM]	You’re all lost.
02:30:28:16	02:30:41:04	Brin [Basil]	need
02:30:29:24	02:30:30:07	Dave [Xeros]	Great.
02:30:30:26	02:30:33:13	Steve [Nortle]	Well maybe Maybe we should all just sit down for a little while.
02:30:33:28	02:30:41:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry what did you say what was that
02:30:35:13	02:30:36:22	Steve [Nortle]	Try to figure out where
02:30:41:04	02:30:41:18	Brin [Basil]	to take a
02:30:44:03	02:30:45:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, shit.
02:30:45:16	02:30:48:08	Steve [Nortle]	I’m speaking normally. I said we should shit down.
02:30:48:06	02:30:49:03	Dave [Xeros]	Shit down!
02:30:48:09	02:30:49:08	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:30:48:19	02:30:49:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:30:48:29	02:30:50:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:30:50:14	02:30:51:13	Steve [Nortle]	He gets it.
02:30:53:09	02:31:04:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay all right um can i try uh would it be a survival i guess it’s still survival if i
02:30:53:12	02:30:56:18	Dave [Xeros]	And if you don’t shut down I’m going to smack you across the face
02:30:53:19	02:30:54:00	Chris [GM]	All right.
02:30:58:27	02:31:00:09	Steve [Nortle]	Thanks. Thanks, Zeros.
02:31:03:14	02:31:04:19	Steve [Nortle]	I don’t hear a difference.
02:31:04:16	02:31:10:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can try and see try and figure out orient us which way we need to go because we’re kind
02:31:10:27	02:31:20:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of lost right now but that’s probably a survival check huh yeah uh
02:31:11:23	02:31:12:08	Chris [GM]	Sure.
02:31:13:01	02:31:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	His head is like a tank
02:31:18:17	02:31:19:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah, I’ll go for it.
02:31:19:11	02:31:29:22	Brin [Basil]	how’s your perception yeah i guess that’s true I mean, I don’t know.
02:31:20:00	02:31:26:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perceptions good or no sorry
02:31:24:12	02:31:26:04	Chris [GM]	I don’t know if perception would be that one.
02:31:30:29	02:31:33:16	Chris [GM]	I think survival also tracks for this.
02:31:37:10	02:31:48:18	Chris [GM]	So I’ll just say this. If you pass this, we will soldier on. We’ll make it to the entrance of Battlelands, the fairgrounds.
02:31:48:29	02:31:52:18	Chris [GM]	If you don’t, you guys will just make camp there and then the next morning
02:31:54:11	02:31:59:13	Chris [GM]	you guys won’t realize how close you actually were and arrive later.
02:32:06:20	02:32:32:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
02:32:08:21	02:32:18:25	Chris [GM]	Fortunately, that is not quite enough. So you guys decide to make camp there. You’re lost enough where you feel like it’s going to be safer if we group together
02:32:18:25	02:32:22:11	Chris [GM]	if you start a fire and bat together.
02:32:22:25	02:32:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’ll start a fire. I’ll go sit in it.
02:32:25:23	02:32:26:29	Chris [GM]	Oh nice!
02:32:28:01	02:32:30:10	Dave [Xeros]	And if you guys want to sit close for warmth, go for it.
02:32:29:14	02:32:34:02	Steve [Nortle]	uh i’ll be just fine thank you very much
02:32:36:20	02:32:37:26	Steve [Nortle]	and then like my
02:32:39:02	02:32:46:08	Steve [Nortle]	and then my shell falls and just does the little wobbly thing for a little while as it finally settles onto the ground
02:32:42:18	02:32:50:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	before you go to sleep i was just going
02:32:50:15	02:32:55:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to lead the nightly devotional i just wanted all of us to take this
02:32:51:20	02:32:52:13	Chris [GM]	Nice.
02:32:53:27	02:33:01:10	Steve [Nortle]	my feet come out just a little bit, and I just managed to scoot my shell farther away. So it had to be for sure.
02:33:05:06	02:33:10:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	friends just want it brethren and sister
02:33:08:23	02:33:10:04	Steve [Nortle]	Brethren and sister-in
02:33:13:09	02:33:24:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i wanted to take This opportunity to reflect on all that we’ve experienced and learned today in our journey so far some big changes have happened to all of Us We’ve officially become a party
02:33:24:08	02:33:26:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we are a group
02:33:24:17	02:33:32:02	Brin [Basil]	that’s right yeah let’s amen amen to
02:33:27:04	02:33:28:26	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a reason why it’s called a potty.
02:33:30:29	02:33:37:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	now yes the party is real as they say
02:33:32:02	02:33:43:29	Brin [Basil]	that as well and thanks for this badge by the way I like it oh oh jump the gun there
02:33:39:18	02:33:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to hand out your badges
02:33:45:21	02:33:49:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I wanted to
02:33:51:04	02:33:59:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	give everyone an opportunity to think about how we are much more together than we were apart or individually
02:33:59:26	02:34:04:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it does
02:34:01:02	02:34:08:18	Dave [Xeros]	include when he tried to set you on fire okay i just go and kick your shell
02:34:04:25	02:34:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	That was an accident!
02:34:09:21	02:34:11:20	Steve [Nortle]	I remember this, Trebek!
02:34:11:22	02:34:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	it starts like rotating and sliding across the field
02:34:11:25	02:34:12:27	Chris [GM]	There it is.
02:34:11:25	02:34:14:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:13:11	02:34:20:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there it is yes mistakes in all we’re a whole
02:34:21:16	02:34:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all parts together we’re one now don’t make that weird or anything just wanted to acknowledge that we are more unified
02:34:32:28	02:34:34:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet
02:34:33:02	02:34:40:26	Chris [GM]	I’m going to need you to make a religion check for me to see how good that speech was.
02:34:41:07	02:34:43:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gosh, that’s only a 10
02:34:44:13	02:34:46:23	Steve [Nortle]	Wait, do you have no bonuses to your religion?
02:34:46:08	02:34:47:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I only have plus 2
02:34:46:09	02:34:47:26	Brin [Basil]	Eris, I need a drink.
02:34:47:29	02:34:49:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:34:48:19	02:34:49:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:34:49:06	02:34:50:29	Chris [GM]	He’s still going to school
02:34:52:12	02:34:54:09	Steve [Nortle]	His undergrad gets him nothing?
02:34:53:26	02:35:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	what during your speech though I do give you bardic inspiration it’s a d6 yep
02:34:54:11	02:35:04:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh a
02:34:59:02	02:35:06:07	Chris [GM]	oh fantastic uh 1d4 yep oh d6 is that because
02:35:01:02	02:35:02:09	Steve [Nortle]	That’s a 1d4.
02:35:04:02	02:35:04:19	Steve [Nortle]	D6.
02:35:04:08	02:35:15:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	four all right
02:35:06:07	02:35:13:24	Chris [GM]	you’re at high level now nice 14 it’s a partial
02:35:11:21	02:35:13:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s almost inspirational.
02:35:13:24	02:35:20:26	Chris [GM]	success you weren’t i mean no one was brought to tears felt
02:35:15:12	02:35:19:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you guys feel something
02:35:23:02	02:35:32:01	Dave [Xeros]	feel it’s like a fire in my heart and it’s also a fire around my entire body but
02:35:23:28	02:35:24:24	Steve [Nortle]	Hot bud.
02:35:27:11	02:35:28:28	Steve [Nortle]	That’s just indigestion.
02:35:31:19	02:35:32:06	Steve [Nortle]	Ah, that show.
02:35:33:11	02:35:42:28	Chris [GM]	does do is it makes you at least feel a little safe because no creature in the night would stand listen to that any further and would have immediately attacked you guys but it didn’t
02:35:43:00	02:35:54:21	Steve [Nortle]	There’s like all these kobolds out in the darkness and they’re sharpening their knives and then he’s like And we have grown together They’re like Nuts to this they’ve heard the story
02:35:52:03	02:35:59:26	Dave [Xeros]	they’ve heard the story of the childreth that converted and they’re like we don’t want to risk this
02:35:57:25	02:36:00:02	Steve [Nortle]	it’s spread yeah
02:35:58:07	02:35:58:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:35:59:22	02:36:03:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	there’s a chance there’s
02:36:00:04	02:36:08:03	Chris [GM]	not gonna stick around for this all right so you guys make camp and the
02:36:00:19	02:36:01:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:36:00:29	02:36:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:36:00:29	02:36:01:18	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:36:03:12	02:36:04:28	Brin [Basil]	There’s a chance!
02:36:03:28	02:36:36:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	chance. One
02:36:06:22	02:36:07:17	Steve [Nortle]	brainwashing
02:36:08:03	02:36:18:01	Chris [GM]	morning comes and uh eros do you want to do your morning ritual of all right
02:36:13:29	02:36:19:00	Dave [Xeros]	wake up early in the morning with night terrors so I am just
02:36:19:00	02:36:26:18	Dave [Xeros]	burying into my uh my cargo pants uh to pull out anything i can drink so uh if someone can roll
02:36:26:18	02:36:38:25	Dave [Xeros]	two d8s for me because i’m going to be doing drinking two things oh that’s
02:36:33:01	02:36:33:13	Brin [Basil]	Go for it.
02:36:36:27	02:36:42:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and a three
02:36:38:25	02:36:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	uh that’s the cider hard apple cider one in a three all right the three is the okay number one
02:36:47:17	02:36:48:28	Chris [GM]	Yeah, read one for us please.
02:36:50:18	02:36:51:23	Steve [Nortle]	is
02:36:51:05	02:37:02:06	Dave [Xeros]	is the gluttonous hard apple cider. So that is spiked with halfling weed and it causes euphoria and may cause increased appetite which is great
02:37:02:06	02:37:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	and I get one lung point from that And then, the number three is the
02:37:08:11	02:37:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	Spiked With Tarim Brandy and it restores up to six spell slots Which is amazing but I just got all my spell slots
02:37:16:26	02:37:21:10	Chris [GM]	Well you normally drink those in the morning when would that ever give you advantage?
02:37:20:12	02:37:28:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s one if you want to actually take into battle and so you drink it yeah, you get liquored up in the middle of a battle
02:37:21:12	02:37:26:11	Steve [Nortle]	you get liquored up
02:37:27:22	02:37:29:02	Brin [Basil]	Liquid courage.
02:37:30:03	02:37:33:11	Dave [Xeros]	oh man I’m feeling lucky. Should we begin with
02:37:34:20	02:37:35:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Would you like to lead us?
02:37:35:17	02:37:36:27	Brin [Basil]	What the hell, man?
02:37:40:08	02:37:42:06	Chris [GM]	Falco reaches his arms out
02:37:42:04	02:37:44:06	Brin [Basil]	I hand you my bloody paw.
02:37:44:29	02:37:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	because you didn’t lick it specifically last night
02:37:46:12	02:37:47:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:37:46:12	02:37:47:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:37:47:16	02:37:48:21	Steve [Nortle]	Saving it for later.
02:37:48:23	02:37:49:25	Chris [GM]	She was too worried
02:37:49:01	02:37:49:21	Dave [Xeros]	that’s fine
02:37:49:08	02:37:51:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s like a little bit crispy.
02:37:52:16	02:37:53:15	Brin [Basil]	Dried blood.
02:37:55:02	02:37:59:11	Steve [Nortle]	When Foulclaw gets close to Nortle, you just hear the… Go away!
02:38:00:10	02:38:02:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:00:19	02:38:02:10	Chris [GM]	Nortle is not a morning person
02:38:01:01	02:38:03:18	Brin [Basil]	what time
02:38:01:01	02:38:01:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just gonna
02:38:01:18	02:38:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:38:01:29	02:38:06:29	Steve [Nortle]	It’s too early! Why are you knocking on my door at this bloody hour?
02:38:06:23	02:38:11:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	his hand doesn’t come out of his shell so I just put my hand on top the show
02:38:12:01	02:38:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	roll persuasion to get him to get consent i will do an attested role of persuasion against you
02:38:12:05	02:38:13:15	Steve [Nortle]	I do not consent.
02:38:14:02	02:38:15:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:18:09	02:38:19:29	Steve [Nortle]	I was talking to him but okay.
02:38:19:25	02:38:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:38:20:11	02:38:22:23	Dave [Xeros]	i’m the one that’s saying the prayer
02:38:22:22	02:38:24:10	Steve [Nortle]	He’s the one touching my shell!
02:38:25:10	02:38:27:07	Dave [Xeros]	oh that’s terrible that’s 14
02:38:27:28	02:38:29:08	Chris [GM]	yeah that isn’t quite
02:38:31:05	02:38:32:26	Steve [Nortle]	What was the…
02:38:33:19	02:38:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	if you beat 14 you
02:38:34:06	02:38:35:27	Steve [Nortle]	Right, but what was the
02:38:36:10	02:38:36:25	Dave [Xeros]	persuasion
02:38:37:10	02:38:39:18	Steve [Nortle]	Okay, so 14.
02:38:41:21	02:38:47:11	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s agree to disagree. All right, detente? Okay.
02:38:42:13	02:38:43:19	Steve [Nortle]	So we just kind of stare at it?
02:38:44:26	02:38:45:10	Steve [Nortle]	Fair enough!
02:38:46:14	02:38:47:23	Steve [Nortle]	Detonate. Okay.
02:38:48:13	02:38:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	A deagog.
02:38:51:28	02:38:53:08	Chris [GM]	that’s who you’re praying to
02:38:53:16	02:38:56:14	Dave [Xeros]	Right when I say it, the fire just stokes.
02:38:56:29	02:39:08:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah it is um
02:38:59:13	02:39:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you for the night of Night Tears.
02:39:01:28	02:39:05:23	Chris [GM]	I’ll allow you to interrupt this it’s quite blasphemous to you I’m sure
02:39:03:16	02:39:04:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:11:25	02:39:13:20	Dave [Xeros]	You’re going to end my prayer?
02:39:12:25	02:39:13:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
02:39:13:13	02:39:14:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:15:29	02:39:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was a really good attempt that was a really good try um
02:39:17:28	02:39:19:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:39:23:19	02:39:26:15	Dave [Xeros]	Prayers and blessings. Thank you.
02:39:25:19	02:39:26:10	Steve [Nortle]	Oopsie.
02:39:25:26	02:39:27:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
02:39:28:19	02:39:31:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is probably not the one that we want to pray too.
02:39:33:02	02:39:43:23	Dave [Xeros]	I read your pamphlet, and it said that when you pray,
02:39:33:05	02:39:35:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Really anybody else?
02:39:35:06	02:39:36:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:39:36:08	02:39:38:09	Steve [Nortle]	There’s a whole pantheon. Just pick.
02:39:37:08	02:39:39:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Probably probably anybody.
02:39:44:14	02:39:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	it should come from the heart and that there is no wrong way to pray. Are you telling me that it shouldn’t come from the heart and there is a wrong way to pray?
02:39:53:29	02:39:59:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes, I think that’s pretty clear what I’m saying actually there is a wrong way yeah
02:39:55:23	02:40:03:04	Brin [Basil]	there’s an absolute no hesitation
02:40:02:28	02:40:14:17	Chris [GM]	you guys are having this conversation as you’re walking towards the fairgrounds now I do really like that you persuaded Gunses and Roses
02:40:03:06	02:40:05:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:40:04:24	02:40:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:40:06:02	02:40:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:40:06:08	02:40:06:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
02:40:07:09	02:40:08:05	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
02:40:15:03	02:40:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	To go to Crenn. Roses and Guns’s.
02:40:15:25	02:40:25:14	Chris [GM]	Dang it. Roses and Gunses, I do really like that you persuaded Roses And Gunses to head the Cran so I will allow from the roll
02:40:16:10	02:40:17:02	Brin [Basil]	roses
02:40:26:10	02:40:34:26	Chris [GM]	You guys had the roll at disadvantage because it was night They’re going to roll now at disadvantage to see if they actually made it before you
02:40:29:27	02:40:39:27	Steve [Nortle]	and what number are we all right so
02:40:36:04	02:40:37:06	Chris [GM]	Let’s find out what happens
02:40:38:14	02:40:39:17	Chris [GM]	This one will be a 15
02:40:41:15	02:40:42:22	Chris [GM]	Yes, you were hoping for low
02:40:43:19	02:40:45:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pray that they
02:40:45:26	02:40:47:02	Chris [GM]	but at disadvantage
02:40:46:29	02:40:49:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait if I oh, they’re at disadvantage or
02:40:51:17	02:41:01:14	Steve [Nortle]	he’s
02:40:53:12	02:40:58:08	Brin [Basil]	that’s right and he just found out he’s going to be a father for the 12th time
02:40:59:01	02:41:06:18	Dave [Xeros]	and there is no tall redheads in kren it was all a lie what
02:41:01:14	02:41:16:17	Steve [Nortle]	just pissed i know
02:41:03:15	02:41:06:04	Brin [Basil]	there are no fire nevermind
02:41:05:26	02:41:07:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	they’re just a bunch of half-orcs
02:41:09:15	02:41:10:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stout half-orc
02:41:12:04	02:41:17:24	Dave [Xeros]	doesn’t have to be on their head i know that’s what you’re going for
02:41:16:05	02:41:21:29	Brin [Basil]	I said fire, but I didn’t finish it.
02:41:18:05	02:41:19:17	Chris [GM]	Okay, let’s see here.
02:41:21:15	02:41:24:26	Chris [GM]	I’m glad I missed that. I didn’t hear a single thing you guys said.
02:41:23:18	02:41:28:22	Steve [Nortle]	is using the foul-claw defense.
02:41:29:15	02:41:32:09	Chris [GM]	What? What is this that we’re talking about? Okay.
02:41:31:11	02:41:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	who who who what
02:41:35:29	02:41:37:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think you have to say it twice
02:41:39:12	02:41:46:13	Chris [GM]	As the morning sun begins to break it’s about 8am in the morning
02:41:39:24	02:41:41:05	Brin [Basil]	What? What was
02:41:47:02	02:41:53:22	Chris [GM]	uh a vibrant dynamic oh you let me back up as the morning sun begins to break
02:41:53:22	02:42:02:23	Chris [GM]	you uh enter into the entranceway of the fairgrounds the fair grounds is a vibrant
02:42:02:23	02:42:14:12	Chris [GM]	dynamic mosaic of enchanted tents mystical pavilions artisan booths merchandise stalls and food tensor-floating disc trucks.
02:42:11:25	02:42:16:29	Brin [Basil]	I like this place.
02:42:16:18	02:42:28:08	Chris [GM]	The air is filled with the sound of music, cheers echoing from multiple stages each offering different genres of music followed by the many winding paths
02:42:28:08	02:42:39:19	Chris [GM]	that will lead you through the variety of the fairgrounds has to offer such as enchanted trinkets, potions and craftsmen who can do more than just fix broken instruments
02:42:42:07	02:42:53:05	Chris [GM]	uh they just might i don’t think about that we’ll see yeah um so you all enter
02:42:43:05	02:42:44:08	Dave [Xeros]	broken individuals
02:42:49:04	02:42:49:25	Dave [Xeros]	It’s nihilism.
02:42:53:05	02:42:59:21	Chris [GM]	the fairgrounds area into the front area you see there’s a large line of people
02:42:59:21	02:43:07:14	Chris [GM]	waiting to get in to the fair grounds he’ll be coming on the second day
02:43:01:02	02:43:07:29	Dave [Xeros]	Can you please tell me that the kid that I gave 30 gold pieces to is in that line? Okay.
02:43:09:18	02:43:21:18	Chris [GM]	um the at the entrance way to the fairgrounds there are two guards that stand kind of watch at uh at the entrants to make sure people got their wristbands on
02:43:21:18	02:43:27:19	Chris [GM]	uh to make everyone’s being nice pushy and from behind you you hear
02:43:27:19	02:43:34:05	Chris [GM]	a voice little squeaky say oh man you beat us
02:43:35:09	02:43:39:03	Chris [GM]	You beat us. That’s my version of swearing right there.
02:43:36:11	02:43:41:28	Brin [Basil]	I like it. I’ve been trying to bleep it up.
02:43:41:18	02:43:50:22	Chris [GM]	You all turn around and you see Axel Rose and his band standing behind you, but honestly they’re a little bit more bummed
02:43:50:22	02:44:02:21	Chris [GM]	about the possibility that they would have had at Fran wasn’t a reality. They didn’t make it all the way there but they certainly found out halfway there talking to a traveler that was coming in the opposite direction
02:44:02:21	02:44:03:25	Chris [GM]	that it was all a lie.
02:44:04:19	02:44:08:15	Dave [Xeros]	I mean not necessarily a lie it just you know they just never went
02:44:10:14	02:44:12:16	Chris [GM]	You lied to us! Eros.
02:44:12:01	02:44:17:25	Dave [Xeros]	uh I didn’t lie to you I don’t if you didn’t make it to Kren you don’t know what the truth is
02:44:17:29	02:44:20:11	Chris [GM]	No wonder you got kicked out of your band.
02:44:19:05	02:44:21:23	Steve [Nortle]	It’s Schrodinger’s Kren.
02:44:21:24	02:44:22:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yep Yep.
02:44:23:17	02:44:24:22	Chris [GM]	It’s Schrodinger’s friend.
02:44:24:24	02:44:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	You can talk about your zeros as much you’d like.
02:44:33:02	02:44:37:06	Dave [Xeros]	I’m solo, I’m a solo act now and no matter what happens
02:44:35:16	02:44:45:05	Steve [Nortle]	Very single, very very single Wait are you performing?
02:44:38:26	02:44:46:19	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to take the stage I’m gonna kick your ass all over these fairgrounds And then I’m in sleep with all your girlfriends
02:44:47:16	02:44:49:00	Steve [Nortle]	Those are his bandmates
02:44:48:12	02:44:51:02	Chris [GM]	He looks down at his fingers and starts counting.
02:44:48:28	02:45:11:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh, freaking
02:44:52:24	02:44:54:06	Chris [GM]	We’ve got to sleep with at least
02:44:55:13	02:44:56:14	Chris [GM]	18 people!
02:44:56:11	02:45:00:26	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? I’ve already slept with 16 of them So the other two, not that difficult.
02:45:00:19	02:45:03:10	Steve [Nortle]	One of them was your mother Ha ha ha
02:45:02:17	02:45:04:05	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:45:02:26	02:45:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:45:03:06	02:45:03:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:45:04:16	02:45:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	Up top
02:45:04:23	02:45:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	You’re right. Yeah.
02:45:09:25	02:45:11:17	Chris [GM]	The band is clearly upset
02:45:11:12	02:45:12:02	Brin [Basil]	idiots!
02:45:12:23	02:45:24:07	Chris [GM]	And they head off around to the side entrance of the fairgrounds, which is reserved for band members and stuff who are already in the competition.
02:45:25:29	02:45:33:01	Chris [GM]	You guys successfully acquired wristbands to get into the fair
02:45:35:17	02:45:36:22	Brin [Basil]	Party time.
02:45:37:05	02:45:47:09	Dave [Xeros]	How do we actually register to play at the Battle of the Bands? I thought that’s what the wristbands were. That was just to get in. I thought it was like…
02:45:39:08	02:45:40:01	Brin [Basil]	Falclaw?
02:45:43:22	02:45:51:26	Chris [GM]	that was just tickets to get into the fairgrounds area so i was going to have you guys have to figure out a way to get in
02:45:47:21	02:45:48:15	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:45:51:26	02:45:57:26	Chris [GM]	that was one of the options um if it was successful and then i was also going to
02:46:00:20	02:46:01:27	Dave [Xeros]	And TBD is here, right?
02:46:01:28	02:46:08:08	Steve [Nortle]	We should go find him once we get through security,
02:46:08:22	02:46:13:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	potentially play in the battle can we like still register as a band
02:46:09:12	02:46:11:29	Steve [Nortle]	checking everybody’s bags of holding.
02:46:13:19	02:46:25:19	Chris [GM]	so why don’t you guys head to the ticket booth right there and uh talk with anyways you hear this whiny voice next
02:46:25:19	02:46:28:12	Chris [GM]	and you guys can walk up to the
02:46:28:24	02:46:33:17	Dave [Xeros]	the ticket booth and uh is this just we have our wristbands they’re just checking us
02:46:33:17	02:46:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	oh yeah um hi and i’ve just looked down at her name tag uh lilith i remember seeing you
02:46:43:07	02:46:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	at lilith fair change your name you don’t like lilith from lilith fare really no like
02:46:50:22	02:46:52:25	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I was thinking Diablo. Sorry.
02:46:53:08	02:46:56:17	Steve [Nortle]	yeah i was thinking first wife of adam
02:46:54:14	02:47:05:05	Dave [Xeros]	lilith faire yeah but like no lilith fear was the like concert series that it was just all women and they were just like folksy
02:47:05:26	02:47:10:17	Dave [Xeros]	bands? It was called Lilith Fair. Seriously. Like, yeah. Look it up.
02:47:10:12	02:47:15:18	Steve [Nortle]	Pussy Riot
02:47:10:12	02:47:12:29	Chris [GM]	the name of no
02:47:11:01	02:47:24:01	Brin [Basil]	Never cease
02:47:18:17	02:47:20:20	Chris [GM]	on that TV show
02:47:24:01	02:47:24:19	Brin [Basil]	to admit
02:47:24:07	02:47:29:19	Steve [Nortle]	Fran Dresscher I looked down at the name
02:47:24:27	02:47:26:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the shock factor
02:47:27:04	02:47:36:16	Chris [GM]	that’s who we’re doing yeah it’s fran hiya you know i’m getting really sick of y ‘all y ‘alls
02:47:28:04	02:47:31:14	Dave [Xeros]	I look down at her name tag Hi, Fran.
02:47:36:16	02:47:47:04	Chris [GM]	knowing my name and then she realizes oh the name tag’s on no wonder why i thought y’ALL were psychic I’M SURE YOU ARE SWEETHEART
02:47:38:18	02:48:07:11	Steve [Nortle]	PC 15
02:47:43:04	02:47:46:04	Dave [Xeros]	Um, I am a little bit that as well. Um, Fran
02:47:50:08	02:47:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna cast you on person
02:47:54:02	02:48:01:15	Chris [GM]	sounds good what do i need here have
02:47:56:20	02:47:57:04	Dave [Xeros]	And
02:48:09:22	02:48:10:19	Brin [Basil]	what i was going to suggest
02:48:13:18	02:48:18:11	Chris [GM]	15 i need to contest that right 10
02:48:15:19	02:48:16:19	Dave [Xeros]	to roll a 15 or your turn
02:48:20:03	02:48:25:02	Chris [GM]	It’s Eros! Oh my gosh, I have all your albums. I love them.
02:48:21:17	02:48:32:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tell her about your church album so you tell her
02:48:25:29	02:48:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	too um so
02:48:30:05	02:48:33:19	Dave [Xeros]	my so so i i do have a new album that’s coming out
02:48:33:07	02:48:35:01	Chris [GM]	Wait, why are you out here?
02:48:35:09	02:48:47:04	Dave [Xeros]	i’m trying to figure out um the best way i was planning on trying to perform just do a step in uh no i’ve actually been able to uh separate myself a little bit and
02:48:40:12	02:48:42:04	Chris [GM]	Aren’t you playing with year zeros?
02:48:46:14	02:48:49:04	Chris [GM]	A hot gossip no longer with the band?
02:48:47:04	02:48:55:16	Dave [Xeros]	And, yeah. Not with the band anymore which is actually really good and I’m going to be performing solo
02:48:55:16	02:48:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	with some backup singers.
02:48:59:02	02:49:00:16	Chris [GM]	You want to perform?
02:49:02:26	02:49:05:08	Brin [Basil]	we’re his backup hi
02:49:06:18	02:49:08:14	Dave [Xeros]	Basil, Nodal and Foulclaw
02:49:09:03	02:49:15:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i was in the choir
02:49:09:04	02:49:11:07	Steve [Nortle]	I can do a lot of really good singing
02:49:11:08	02:49:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	They’re like
02:49:18:14	02:49:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	Okay
02:49:18:21	02:49:20:26	Chris [GM]	I’m sure you’re all very talented.
02:49:20:12	02:49:26:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the church of idiots over there i was one of their star I sang a lot for them have you heard their hymns?
02:49:26:19	02:49:27:10	Chris [GM]	No.
02:49:28:02	02:49:30:02	Steve [Nortle]	I know lots of lullabies
02:49:29:19	02:49:31:29	Chris [GM]	I know a lot of year zeroes. I like them a lot.
02:49:32:10	02:49:39:11	Steve [Nortle]	Can confirm
02:49:32:28	02:49:33:16	Dave [Xeros]	So
02:49:33:01	02:49:33:27	Chris [GM]	You’re my favorite.
02:49:34:23	02:49:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you I appreciate it My favorite too
02:49:39:24	02:49:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	So, in more ways than one.
02:49:43:08	02:49:51:06	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I mean, any way to figure out how to get a walk-on stand-up bike? I know you wouldn’t typically do this but you know what I’ll do?
02:49:51:16	02:49:58:14	Dave [Xeros]	If you have your albums I’m going to take these 200 gold pieces
02:49:58:26	02:50:00:01	Chris [GM]	And our eyes begin to widen.
02:50:00:04	02:50:04:29	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna melt them down into ink and I’ma sign every single one of your albums
02:50:04:05	02:50:06:12	Chris [GM]	Why do you need to use the money?
02:50:05:20	02:50:15:27	Steve [Nortle]	over to Fowlclaw Using this quill
02:50:06:16	02:50:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, I have so much of it I’m really trying to burn it out.
02:50:06:22	02:50:08:10	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:50:10:27	02:50:13:17	Brin [Basil]	he’s starting to feel the weight
02:50:17:15	02:50:18:28	Brin [Basil]	The burnt one
02:50:19:08	02:50:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	have Tobias to buy this quill and I’m going to sign it with this quille that I took from an Allen in what you guys know is Levitore.
02:50:31:25	02:50:32:22	Chris [GM]	say that again sorry
02:50:32:08	02:50:38:00	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna sign it’s a little bit more than the other one with this Quill that I take from an allen from a place
02:50:38:00	02:50:49:20	Dave [Xeros]	that you guys know as levitorum it is it was very exotic i will sign anything and i’m gonna lick
02:50:40:07	02:50:41:01	Chris [GM]	exotic
02:50:42:14	02:50:44:09	Chris [GM]	I don’t have my albums here
02:50:47:03	02:50:48:21	Chris [GM]	Oh, anything.
02:50:50:13	02:50:51:05	Brin [Basil]	the top button
02:50:52:15	02:50:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	the quilt
02:50:52:15	02:50:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	the quill and then in my hand just yeah so
02:50:54:23	02:50:59:17	Chris [GM]	She turns around while you’re doing this and she just grabs like a napkin and holds it out to you.
02:50:59:24	02:51:05:03	Dave [Xeros]	i i conjure fire from my hand the gold melts in my
02:51:05:03	02:51:12:26	Dave [Xeros]	hand i’m going to dip it and i’re like add a little bit to my gold tattoos and then say
02:51:11:05	02:51:11:11	Chris [GM]	Uh-huh.
02:51:14:15	02:51:20:05	Dave [Xeros]	I’m a pretty good artist. I can sign anything to Fran.
02:51:18:23	02:51:19:12	Chris [GM]	To Fran?
02:51:20:16	02:51:21:10	Chris [GM]	That’s me!
02:51:21:25	02:51:24:23	Dave [Xeros]	So you want that on the napkin?
02:51:24:22	02:51:25:27	Chris [GM]	Yeah, that’s what I got.
02:51:26:17	02:51:31:19	Dave [Xeros]	I start writing and the napkins bursts into flames because it is molten gold.
02:51:28:14	02:51:30:02	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:51:31:25	02:51:34:19	Chris [GM]	Oh, it’s all right. I still like you.
02:51:34:22	02:51:40:04	Steve [Nortle]	Anything else?
02:51:39:04	02:51:40:04	Dave [Xeros]	Anything else?
02:51:41:01	02:51:50:11	Chris [GM]	Tell you what. But it just so happens, I heard a rumor that Jaime
02:51:50:11	02:51:54:07	Chris [GM]	Hatfeld.
02:51:54:25	02:52:06:01	Chris [GM]	Jaime Hatfield is a J -A -I -M -E H -A T -F -I E L -D.
02:51:56:10	02:51:57:27	Dave [Xeros]	Is that with a J or an H?
02:52:06:14	02:52:17:21	Chris [GM]	Jaime Hateld, the lead singer of Metallica. Well he kind of got indisposed and their spot in the Battle of the Pants has been taken away.
02:52:18:04	02:52:24:13	Chris [GM]	So there’s actually a spot open. If you think You can get a band together You might have a chance To get in the battle
02:52:24:09	02:52:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	I already have the band together.
02:52:25:22	02:52:30:26	Chris [GM]	You didn’t hear this From me This is not information I give out very willingly But I like you
02:52:32:01	02:52:34:14	Chris [GM]	I like Arrow’s guest He’s my favorite singer
02:52:34:08	02:52:35:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s pretty cool
02:52:36:22	02:52:37:13	Brin [Basil]	Yep
02:52:37:29	02:52:40:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i think he’s I mean
02:52:38:22	02:52:41:01	Brin [Basil]	He’s very talented
02:52:39:29	02:52:41:03	Steve [Nortle]	A person.
02:52:42:14	02:52:43:11	Brin [Basil]	Next
02:52:42:28	02:52:49:02	Chris [GM]	Next And then she screams next The next person In line kind of Shoves your guts Out of the way Like alright Alright we get it
02:52:48:26	02:52:51:09	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to wink at her as I walk away.
02:52:50:24	02:52:54:01	Steve [Nortle]	I try that too, but I can’t do it so I just blink.
02:52:56:08	02:52:58:00	Steve [Nortle]	I’m winking with both eyes!
02:52:57:11	02:52:58:22	Brin [Basil]	He stares.
02:52:59:06	02:53:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll get you later.
02:53:01:18	02:53:09:22	Chris [GM]	she does the little finger waves thing all right so oh wait before leave here and
02:53:09:22	02:53:17:24	Chris [GM]	hands you a slip of paper that has a map on it or okay this is gonna be really challenging
02:53:17:24	02:53:28:12	Chris [GM]	because it’s like sideways so guide my mouse hold on which way
02:53:21:06	02:53:26:16	Steve [Nortle]	Right? You had it.
02:53:24:11	02:53:26:06	Dave [Xeros]	It’s good. Yeah, it was good.
02:53:25:29	02:53:29:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The opposite of what you’re doing
02:53:29:15	02:53:30:15	Steve [Nortle]	There you go.
02:53:32:16	02:53:36:05	Steve [Nortle]	The preternatural city of Magus presents…
02:53:36:12	02:53:37:22	Brin [Basil]	That’s friggin’ awesome.
02:53:36:16	02:53:37:01	Chris [GM]	full screen
02:53:38:06	02:53:39:14	Dave [Xeros]	It’s right up there.
02:53:39:14	02:53:48:21	Chris [GM]	can’t get there how do you it’s all sideways guys so that’s
02:53:39:17	02:53:40:11	Brin [Basil]	Can’t get there!
02:53:39:20	02:53:40:14	Steve [Nortle]	Oh, bye!
02:53:41:11	02:53:42:08	Dave [Xeros]	You’re there.
02:53:44:03	02:53:44:24	Steve [Nortle]	Yeah.
02:53:45:08	02:53:46:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Go left
02:53:46:02	02:53:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	Think like you’re flying a drone.
02:53:51:19	02:54:02:00	Steve [Nortle]	i’m almost there what is that what’s the hot seat it’s great
02:53:51:22	02:53:52:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Warmer
02:53:52:21	02:53:54:08	Dave [Xeros]	We can see it. We’re good.
02:53:52:26	02:53:58:21	Chris [GM]	what is the hot key to go full screen though not so too but i’m doing that
02:53:53:03	02:53:55:14	Brin [Basil]	What is the hockey digital?
02:53:56:01	02:53:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	It’s Apple F., I thought.
02:54:00:08	02:54:01:15	Dave [Xeros]	Just Apple F’d you.
02:54:01:22	02:54:03:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re so close
02:54:02:00	02:54:06:04	Steve [Nortle]	like we’re fine all right
02:54:06:04	02:54:17:16	Steve [Nortle]	on the screen preternatural uh preternational
02:54:06:04	02:54:12:20	Chris [GM]	there it is the preternatural which i had to look up with
02:54:06:13	02:54:07:02	Dave [Xeros]	There it is.
02:54:08:23	02:54:09:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s on the screen.
02:54:17:16	02:54:26:04	Steve [Nortle]	is the idea of something that’s like beyond what we normally have uh just something not supernatural but just like unusually
02:54:28:14	02:54:34:23	Steve [Nortle]	talented or unusually whatever follows after preternatural so it’s a very
02:54:34:23	02:54:53:12	Steve [Nortle]	unusual city sounds
02:54:36:26	02:54:41:16	Chris [GM]	nice so magus i’ll give you a little history of magus just real quick
02:54:41:16	02:54:50:05	Chris [GM]	where is my magus
02:54:41:19	02:54:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	The history of Magus.
02:54:50:05	02:54:56:11	Chris [GM]	all right magus is a city like any other but it is both a place of learning and
02:54:53:12	02:55:03:13	Steve [Nortle]	preternational to me
02:54:56:11	02:55:02:14	Chris [GM]	a living manifestation of arcane power as if the very air is charged with magic
02:55:02:15	02:55:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	That does sound preternatural.
02:55:02:20	02:55:14:07	Chris [GM]	inside you’ll find vast libraries that seem to stretch for miles filled with ancient tomes and scrolls containing the secrets of magical arts. The city’s inhabitants
02:55:14:07	02:55:24:01	Chris [GM]	are diverse, made up of wizards sorcerers, alchemists, and magical creatures who once lived in the shadows of secrecy but now share their knowledge freely They’re very progressive
02:55:25:08	02:55:35:19	Chris [GM]	Magic is not seen as a rare gift, but a craft to be honed Thus they founded the Magus excuse me, Magus School of Magic
02:55:37:22	02:55:39:08	Chris [GM]	Magus is not… where am I?
02:55:45:08	02:55:56:29	Chris [GM]	Magus is a city where magic Is not just the subject but a way of life An ever evolving tapestry Of knowledge, power and creativity Where the pursuit of mastery Both personal journey and collective experience
02:55:57:15	02:56:08:15	Chris [GM]	You guys are not In the actual city You’re in the cleared out foresty area A couple miles Outside of the city This is an area where they cleared out
02:56:08:15	02:56:10:12	Chris [GM]	The trees to build the city in the first place
02:56:11:24	02:56:23:11	Chris [GM]	So they’ve now kind of converted it into a fairground where events can take place um so on the map is there anything else oh yeah okay
02:56:23:11	02:56:29:16	Chris [GM]	as you guys enter the fairground uh the crowd is diverse filled with all sorts uh each adorned in
02:56:29:16	02:56:35:15	Chris [GM]	elaborate costumes that reflect the fantastical nature of the festival you’ll see them dressed
02:56:35:15	02:56:41:18	Chris [GM]	in eclectic festival ready outfits comfortable yet stylish often with an artistic bohemian
02:56:41:18	02:56:52:13	Chris [GM]	player stinks in the center of the festival you see a large black gold and trim tent that stands
02:56:45:25	02:56:46:11	Brin [Basil]	Classic!
02:56:52:13	02:57:03:19	Chris [GM]	as the main attraction the main stage for the battle of the banks on the map as you look down at it you’ll see different numbered areas they are places of interest where there are things
02:57:04:18	02:57:14:05	Chris [GM]	happening going on prepared for you all uh if you would look very closely at location number 11
02:57:07:19	02:57:11:07	Dave [Xeros]	is Gimp the Imp here with his Pemptorium booth?
02:57:14:05	02:57:23:20	Chris [GM]	you’ll see limp the imp biscuits fix it shop he just wants to break stuff because everything sucks
02:57:18:17	02:57:19:06	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:57:19:13	02:57:20:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m already there.
02:57:23:02	02:57:23:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sucks!
02:57:23:03	02:57:23:17	Brin [Basil]	sucks
02:57:24:21	02:57:30:16	Brin [Basil]	Uh, yeah I’ll get off from scratch
02:57:28:19	02:57:32:03	Chris [GM]	uh yeah i’ll read off what we got here so in the main go ahead
02:57:34:12	02:57:42:10	Steve [Nortle]	When you walk in, Fowlclaw, the best way to communicate to Limp is just to tell him. You gotta have faith!
02:57:42:17	02:57:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:57:42:17	02:57:44:14	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
02:57:43:01	02:57:43:19	Dave [Xeros]	just
02:57:47:01	02:57:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’ll read the room.
02:57:49:12	02:57:52:24	Steve [Nortle]	I love number three, The Thirsty Maiden.
02:57:52:21	02:58:03:17	Chris [GM]	the thirsty maiden yep uh it’s not quite zoomed in but you can see the little tiefling woman that i’ve drawn over the heart this is why i want to do full screen dang it
02:58:02:25	02:58:03:18	Brin [Basil]	full screen, dang it.
02:58:04:14	02:58:07:13	Chris [GM]	I’m going to get there. I’m gonna get there, guys. Here we go. We’re going to do it right now.
02:58:06:01	02:58:08:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is great.
02:58:08:24	02:58:09:15	Chris [GM]	This is up.
02:58:11:20	02:58:12:10	Chris [GM]	Almost there?
02:58:12:10	02:58:22:22	Brin [Basil]	and I
02:58:12:23	02:58:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	keep going keep going Yep. Yep, yep either!
02:58:21:23	02:58:25:24	Steve [Nortle]	High quality audio entertainment right there.
02:58:21:27	02:58:22:12	Chris [GM]	All right.
02:58:24:29	02:58:26:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:58:24:29	02:58:26:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:58:25:27	02:58:26:17	Steve [Nortle]	[laughter]
02:58:27:16	02:58:32:27	Chris [GM]	So the places of interest that you’ll find throughout the fairgrounds… The main stage, which I explained was a tent.
02:58:34:08	02:58:35:13	Chris [GM]	Black gold trim.
02:58:36:20	02:58:47:07	Chris [GM]	That’s right in the middle of the entire fairground. It stands nice and tall in the crowd. You also have merch booths specifically one next to the main stage.
02:58:47:13	02:58:59:13	Chris [GM]	There is The Thirsty Maiden, which is the most popular tavern and drink area known for its very popular drinks like the honey elixir and other ones such as…
02:58:59:14	02:59:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	foam maidens?
02:59:00:29	02:59:02:14	Chris [GM]	No, that is not a lot of them.
02:59:02:08	02:59:03:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh well
02:59:02:26	02:59:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	alright
02:59:05:00	02:59:06:17	Steve [Nortle]	Another man’s treasure.
02:59:05:26	02:59:09:04	Dave [Xeros]	and one’s man’s treasure another man’s treasure
02:59:08:05	02:59:09:11	Chris [GM]	I’ll get to that later.
02:59:10:14	02:59:18:12	Chris [GM]	You’ve got The Traveling Herbalist who’s there for all your headache needs and other such remedies if needed.
02:59:20:10	02:59:23:13	Chris [GM]	Another Man’s Treasure, which is like your second-hand store,
02:59:23:09	02:59:24:07	Brin [Basil]	Mushrooms!
02:59:24:20	02:59:34:13	Chris [GM]	your trinkets. It’s also the place where they sell last year’s curriculum of mega schools because all the teachers there
02:59:34:13	02:59:38:05	Chris [GM]	need to come up with a new curriculum each year because how else are teachers going to make money?
02:59:38:16	02:59:39:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
02:59:38:16	02:59:42:11	Dave [Xeros]	so scrolls just lots of
02:59:38:19	02:59:45:23	Steve [Nortle]	Can confirm at discount prices?
02:59:41:01	02:59:41:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	roll
02:59:42:08	02:59:43:19	Chris [GM]	Lots of scrolls available.
02:59:46:11	02:59:55:22	Chris [GM]	There’s the caw -caw nevermore theater that’s way in the back there is the open food court where
02:59:55:22	03:00:02:25	Chris [GM]	the food tensors floating discs trucks are there is inside thirsty maiden there’s a small stage
03:00:02:25	03:00:14:23	Chris [GM]	where performers can kind of get their start and and get noticed by producers and at a certain time during the day there’s always the let freedom ring rap battle which
03:00:15:13	03:00:23:22	Chris [GM]	is always a good time crowd favorite um behind the main stage tent there is the children mud
03:00:17:00	03:00:18:21	Dave [Xeros]	spaghetti Spaghetti, spaghetti.
03:00:23:22	03:00:35:19	Chris [GM]	wrestling event yeah basically uh the only way that you could ethically have a cockfight
03:00:25:22	03:00:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	So only Choldereths can…
03:00:30:11	03:00:34:04	Steve [Nortle]	What if we see Amla there? What are you going to say?
03:00:35:19	03:00:37:29	Chris [GM]	is with children because no one really cares about it so
03:00:43:14	03:00:50:11	Chris [GM]	uh behind further behind the mean stage is the ever popular hot dog eating contest shack
03:00:50:26	03:00:51:19	Steve [Nortle]	Yum yum.
03:00:51:15	03:00:54:27	Chris [GM]	recognizable by its ginormous weenie dog on top.
03:00:55:16	03:00:56:13	Dave [Xeros]	enter myself in that.
03:00:56:29	03:01:01:29	Chris [GM]	What’s that? Yeah, in the previous battle of the bands
03:00:57:13	03:01:06:04	Dave [Xeros]	I used into myself in that. Oh! That’s different. I was the hot dog.
03:01:09:09	03:01:11:01	Chris [GM]	You’ve got Limpfee and Biscuits
03:01:09:16	03:01:13:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It goes right over Fowl Claw’s head.
03:01:10:27	03:01:16:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s just, the entire sentence is beep-beep-beep.
03:01:16:10	03:01:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:01:17:08	03:01:18:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
03:01:17:08	03:01:18:07	Chris [GM]	[laughter]
03:01:17:17	03:01:27:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you were the what yeah we i don’t
03:01:20:07	03:01:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	You were the what?
03:01:22:26	03:01:25:00	Chris [GM]	How could people eat you? You’re still here!
03:01:26:23	03:01:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	Do you want me to explain? Okay. There was this tent
03:01:29:15	03:01:30:23	Brin [Basil]	lower your voice
03:01:31:10	03:01:36:15	Chris [GM]	And there’s Limpfy and Biskits Fixer shop and finally The Ticket Booth which you guys have
03:01:38:10	03:01:39:20	Chris [GM]	The Battle of the Bands.
03:01:40:26	03:01:43:29	Chris [GM]	It is now 11 o’clock,
03:01:45:16	03:01:56:10	Chris [GM]	1115. So I think this is as good a time as any to probably end where we are today. You guys, it’s 8am in the morning. The first day
03:01:55:29	03:02:10:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but what about
03:01:56:10	03:02:06:01	Chris [GM]	of The Battle with the Bonds you have a plethora of locations to go. If you want, we could visit one of them if you guys want to stick around and do a little more. It’s up to you guys. It’s fine.
03:02:06:18	03:02:08:14	Steve [Nortle]	of need to get going yeah
03:02:07:14	03:02:09:11	Chris [GM]	You need to get going? Okay, that’s all right. Everyone good?
03:02:10:05	03:02:14:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	food trucks floating food truck it’s breakfast
03:02:11:09	03:02:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yep uh hot dog eating contest oh yeah that’s right
03:02:14:28	03:02:17:03	Steve [Nortle]	I have school tomorrow guys
03:02:17:16	03:02:18:22	Chris [GM]	Oh, it’s Wednesday I forgot.
03:02:18:13	03:02:21:19	Steve [Nortle]	it’s Wednesday if it were Thursday it’d be a different story
03:02:23:19	03:02:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	wednesday is the day that we miss yep
03:02:24:17	03:02:26:03	Chris [GM]	Got my business socks on.
03:02:30:25	03:02:32:07	Steve [Nortle]	it’s wednesday my dudes
03:02:31:02	03:02:31:14	Chris [GM]	Awesome.
03:02:32:16	03:02:34:16	Chris [GM]	Hey, congratulations. You guys made it
03:02:35:26	03:02:42:02	Chris [GM]	and to be 100% honest with you you got as far as I actually expected you to get but I’m quite impressed with myself.
03:02:37:11	03:02:43:17	Dave [Xeros]	magus baby
03:02:43:26	03:02:45:09	Steve [Nortle]	way to go Chris that was great
03:02:44:13	03:02:47:21	Brin [Basil]	all it took was a drink and some boots
03:02:48:11	03:02:52:18	Chris [GM]	Do we have any funny way to end this off Did you go blind, Eros?
03:02:51:18	03:02:57:05	Dave [Xeros]	um no no i just got lucky so uh I ran into your mother.
03:02:52:10	03:02:53:13	Steve [Nortle]	No, no
03:02:59:22	03:03:01:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like did you knock her down
03:03:04:29	03:03:07:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hit it? Was there an accident
03:03:06:01	03:03:07:08	Steve [Nortle]	Fade to black
03:03:06:19	03:03:09:19	Brin [Basil]	she likes hot dogs
03:03:08:29	03:03:11:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
03:03:10:13	03:03:13:03	Dave [Xeros]	She won the hot dog eating contest last year,
03:03:13:08	03:03:14:05	Chris [GM]	gosh.
03:03:13:26	03:03:17:03	Steve [Nortle]	You asked He delivered
03:03:17:24	03:03:20:06	Dave [Xeros]	and that hot dog was covered with mayonnaise
03:03:18:07	03:03:21:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s the end I think that’s the and
03:03:20:22	03:03:21:14	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
03:03:22:10	03:03:24:02	Chris [GM]	Alright I’m cutting.

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