Fauna's Garden
Steve as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Brin as Basil
Above the Clouds
Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2697 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)
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| 00:00:00:00 | 00:00:06:04 | Chris [TBD] | Anyways, yeah each time we just said whoever’s DMing say welcome. |
| 00:00:06:04 | 00:00:13:20 | Chris [TBD] | This is episode 7 or just another chapter in the… |
| 00:00:13:20 | 00:00:22:07 | Chris [TBD] | Sure then just say episode 7 of Exodus I’m |
| 00:00:22:07 | 00:00:31:25 | Chris [TBD] | your DM Steve and we’ll use our names that way people can start associating the voice with the real name and then they know who your character is |
| 00:00:32:07 | 00:00:40:26 | Chris [TBD] | because right now our character intros on episode one are like they’re kind of weak and a long time ago so it’s good to get through that |
| 00:00:38:09 | 00:00:49:20 | Steve [GM] | a long time ago too yeah i listening to I think it was episode one where Nortle is like yeah and then later he’s just |
| 00:00:45:03 | 00:00:47:20 | Chris [TBD] | yeah, deep gruff voice |
| 00:00:49:04 | 00:00:51:10 | Chris [TBD] | I am quitting yeah |
| 00:00:50:26 | 00:00:51:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:00:52:11 | 00:00:57:20 | Chris [TBD] | and then DVD started off with like a different voice and now it’s more of a gruff noise |
| 00:00:54:09 | 00:00:54:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | He’s evolved. |
| 00:00:58:25 | 00:01:00:29 | Chris [TBD] | very briefly was it Schwarzenegger |
| 00:01:01:26 | 00:01:08:06 | Steve [GM] | all right well um then I pressed record so |
| 00:01:03:00 | 00:01:03:15 | Chris [TBD] | anyways |
| 00:01:08:06 | 00:01:19:02 | Steve [GM] | I guess I’ll start welcome to episode 7 of echoes of idios I am your host and dm steve |
| 00:01:13:09 | 00:01:19:23 | Dave [Xeros] | hi Steve |
| 00:01:14:24 | 00:01:16:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Idiots. |
| 00:01:19:07 | 00:01:30:10 | Steve [GM] | hello i will be obviously dming but my character is also nortle the tortle He is a, what is he? I’ve never. |
| 00:01:25:05 | 00:01:32:16 | Chris [TBD] | He’s a monk. |
| 00:01:31:05 | 00:01:35:15 | Steve [GM] | He’s a monk. Yeah, he’s a monkey athlete. That’s right. |
| 00:01:36:27 | 00:01:37:12 | Steve [GM] | And |
| 00:01:38:29 | 00:01:50:08 | Steve [GM] | he’s kind of more of an NPC slash occasional helper in case you really need it. He’s just kind of learning about the world right now. I’m sure he’ll be more active later. |
| 00:01:52:25 | 00:01:54:24 | Steve [GM] | And yeah, okay so that’s me. |
| 00:01:53:23 | 00:01:57:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | orange mic |
| 00:01:55:22 | 00:01:56:10 | Chris [TBD] | Nice. |
| 00:01:57:29 | 00:02:00:18 | Dave [Xeros] | just go around the horn this way |
| 00:01:58:14 | 00:02:04:12 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, all right. Hey, I’m Chris. I play TBD full name. |
| 00:02:05:23 | 00:02:07:08 | Chris [TBD] | Gosh, you can’t remember his full name |
| 00:02:06:11 | 00:02:08:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Tiberius, Bionogard |
| 00:02:08:28 | 00:02:10:15 | Chris [TBD] | Trevarius Bionigar Deke |
| 00:02:11:23 | 00:02:22:26 | Chris [TBD] | uh he is a seven foot tall goliath wizard with cichlids and fat riffs uh he’s the lead singer of a band called killasaurus |
| 00:02:24:10 | 00:02:31:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | whoa that oh i didn’t know yeah i knew your solo stuff but i didn’ t know about killasaurus |
| 00:02:25:22 | 00:02:29:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yep I didn’t know that that’s new great |
| 00:02:30:24 | 00:02:37:07 | Chris [TBD] | killasauris rock and roll group very similar to uh acdc |
| 00:02:37:26 | 00:02:48:29 | Chris [TBD] | ben halen you know our butt rockers from the 70s and 80s And then, yeah. He’s here to party. Loves blowing stuff up. |
| 00:02:50:28 | 00:02:57:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Awesome. Yeah, my name’s David and are we doing last names? Just first. My name is |
| 00:02:57:17 | 00:03:08:25 | Dave [Xeros] | David. I play a character named Eros. He is a tiefling bard, an interesting tiefling bar. He has black skin and gold tattoos. Kind of got a really cool look |
| 00:03:08:25 | 00:03:20:15 | Dave [Xeros] | to him. He was or was a pretty big deal. He’s part of a boy band for a long time but unfortunately he was kicked out of the band eventually just |
| 00:03:20:28 | 00:03:31:08 | Dave [Xeros] | kind of like menudo cycles people out he got cycled up but because he got too old um but the unfortunate part of it is is he actually started that band and the |
| 00:03:31:08 | 00:03:35:02 | Dave [Xeros] | band is named after him the band he was in was called year eros |
| 00:03:37:22 | 00:03:47:07 | Chris [TBD] | zero. So, didn’t you say it was year zeroes because the band? You used the X as the zeros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:03:46:02 | 00:03:51:28 | Dave [Xeros] | right okay yep yep no yeah his the band’s name is year zeros uh spelled with an x |
| 00:03:49:23 | 00:03:50:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 00:03:51:28 | 00:03:52:15 | Chris [TBD] | Right. |
| 00:03:54:05 | 00:04:03:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um and that’s yeah i am um i’m |
| 00:03:54:16 | 00:04:04:29 | Dave [Xeros] | um and that’s yeah that’s aeros in a nutshell i am a bard tiefling bard yeah hi jesse |
| 00:03:58:04 | 00:03:58:16 | Steve [GM] | a bard |
| 00:04:03:09 | 00:04:08:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | jesse hi everyone hello um i am an owlin sorcerer |
| 00:04:08:18 | 00:04:18:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | slash very astute student at the churches church of idiots school so i don’t think we worked out |
| 00:04:18:20 | 00:04:27:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | same yeah exactly that’s probably my task but yeah there was yeah we didn’t figure it out yet |
| 00:04:19:24 | 00:04:22:04 | Chris [TBD] | That was hideous, right? |
| 00:04:25:02 | 00:04:26:00 | Chris [TBD] | That’s right! |
| 00:04:27:04 | 00:04:33:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay um but uh i think i mostly got roped into this because |
| 00:04:34:07 | 00:04:43:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh we knew each other uh i was like an intern yeah i had met up |
| 00:04:37:02 | 00:04:43:09 | Dave [Xeros] | i came and i audited a class after playing a gig there and then we met up and |
| 00:04:43:27 | 00:04:53:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh yeah and then for my degree i do i need like an apprenticeship um so that’s how i’m paired up with you and roped into all of |
| 00:04:53:11 | 00:05:02:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this chaos but i’m uh very devoutly committed to my faith there is times where i have questions |
| 00:05:02:11 | 00:05:12:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | which is normal for anybody to have questions but uh that’s true yes i was like raised there |
| 00:05:07:11 | 00:05:09:29 | Dave [Xeros] | spent a whole lot of time outside of the university though right |
| 00:05:12:15 | 00:05:16:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the university it was like kind of a monk child hermit child |
| 00:05:17:02 | 00:05:21:28 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s really fun uh getting to know the world yep oh |
| 00:05:18:04 | 00:05:22:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | mm-hmm a lot of new experiences yep very shocking |
| 00:05:29:02 | 00:05:35:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this looks good whoa bryn just showed up with taco amigo slapped |
| 00:05:30:04 | 00:05:31:02 | Chris [TBD] | Did you finish? |
| 00:05:35:18 | 00:05:55:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it on the table and now um |
| 00:05:38:13 | 00:05:41:13 | Chris [TBD] | Is that the peach shake? Dude it’s so good. |
| 00:05:45:15 | 00:05:46:14 | Chris [TBD] | I love that place. |
| 00:05:48:19 | 00:05:56:18 | Dave [Xeros] | so just to catch you up brin we’re actually just doing character intros again um we’re just gonna character intro every round that we go through and |
| 00:05:56:18 | 00:06:02:02 | Dave [Xeros] | land on an intro that’s good for everyone so um when you’re ready if you want to intro basil |
| 00:06:02:02 | 00:06:13:05 | Dave [Xeros] | real quick um and then steve will jump in we’ll get started yeah |
| 00:06:04:18 | 00:06:15:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | think so that’s basically a pretty simple life you know pretty straightforward |
| 00:06:07:12 | 00:06:08:22 | Chris [TBD] | Jesse, did you finish? |
| 00:06:14:00 | 00:06:14:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 00:06:15:29 | 00:06:17:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes |
| 00:06:18:16 | 00:06:20:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah |
| 00:06:21:26 | 00:06:30:05 | Chris [TBD] | So just your real name who your character is not really like super detailed to say you’re like |
| 00:06:31:10 | 00:06:38:09 | Chris [TBD] | I said my name’s Chris I play TBD he’s a Goliath wizard and then what fact about him |
| 00:06:38:12 | 00:06:40:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I can’t hear you |
| 00:06:42:27 | 00:06:50:02 | Dave [Xeros] | break it testes testes one two three |
| 00:06:49:28 | 00:06:51:19 | Chris [TBD] | Turd and Cough |
| 00:06:54:19 | 00:07:05:00 | Chris [TBD] | I have started cutting more of the swears just so my kid can listen to it, too. |
| 00:06:55:07 | 00:06:57:24 | Steve [GM] | is why i canít just listen to it when my kids are in the car |
| 00:06:57:18 | 00:06:58:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:07:04:02 | 00:07:14:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh. You know what? Oh, there you go. I’m not sorry. |
| 00:07:10:29 | 00:07:13:15 | Chris [TBD] | You know that is a good idea actually. |
| 00:07:11:12 | 00:07:19:28 | Steve [GM] | the mario my favorite is uh there’s one one youtuber who you know when you’re like hitting the goomba or whatever |
| 00:07:14:13 | 00:07:28:26 | Brin [Basil] | That’s |
| 00:07:19:17 | 00:07:20:08 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 00:07:21:03 | 00:07:21:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:07:21:20 | 00:07:30:04 | Steve [GM] | And so when he goes into his tirade and it’s like five swears in a row, then he just puts the Mario sound over the top. And that’s when it starts. |
| 00:07:27:06 | 00:07:30:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Until it goes one up. Yeah, the Koopa like… |
| 00:07:30:15 | 00:07:31:18 | Chris [TBD] | That’s awesome. |
| 00:07:31:11 | 00:07:32:10 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s amazing. |
| 00:07:33:04 | 00:07:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | Okay so I am Benjamin Franklin and And my character’s name is Basil. |
| 00:07:42:08 | 00:07:47:29 | Brin [Basil] | She is a bad A, you see? I dubbed that for you there. |
| 00:07:50:29 | 00:07:51:18 | Brin [Basil] | Fighter. |
| 00:07:52:25 | 00:07:53:23 | Brin [Basil] | Herringron fighter. |
| 00:07:55:01 | 00:07:56:22 | Brin [Basil] | I am… |
| 00:07:55:15 | 00:07:57:23 | Chris [TBD] | What is what is a Heron gone? |
| 00:07:58:00 | 00:08:01:23 | Brin [Basil] | Herringon is like a bunny and humanoid. Is that what you call it? |
| 00:08:02:25 | 00:08:08:04 | Brin [Basil] | Combined. I’m white, fluffy, cute, very cute. |
| 00:08:09:17 | 00:08:15:03 | Brin [Basil] | My ears are massive but I don’t have time but all I want to do is punch someone’s face, you know? |
| 00:08:16:08 | 00:08:22:11 | Brin [Basil] | With my freaking awesome brass knuckles. Yeah, I don’t take anyone’s crap. |
| 00:08:23:19 | 00:08:33:04 | Brin [Basil] | I’m very defensive and quick to anger and feisty And I am the sister of Nortle |
| 00:08:33:11 | 00:08:33:29 | Steve [GM] | Right? |
| 00:08:33:19 | 00:08:39:13 | Brin [Basil] | Yes, we’re from The Legendary Story |
| 00:08:35:28 | 00:08:36:16 | Steve [GM] | Siblings. |
| 00:08:44:11 | 00:08:53:00 | Brin [Basil] | are the ones that are the source of the legendary story of The Tortoise and the Hare. That’s where it stems from incredibly embarrassed about it don’t ever bring it up |
| 00:08:53:04 | 00:08:54:23 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s a lot of animosity there. |
| 00:08:54:05 | 00:08:59:01 | Brin [Basil] | yes, and despite that I love |
| 00:08:54:12 | 00:08:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:09:00:02 | 00:09:01:22 | Brin [Basil] | tortles and nortle |
| 00:09:02:04 | 00:09:04:12 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, we’re good siblings for good siblings. |
| 00:09:03:04 | 00:09:10:26 | Brin [Basil] | yes good siblings for sure anyways yeah that’s like the basis without too much background |
| 00:09:13:05 | 00:09:13:22 | Chris [TBD] | perfect |
| 00:09:13:29 | 00:09:21:11 | Steve [GM] | right if you recall last time we were together we went on an incredible heist uh trying to get |
| 00:09:21:11 | 00:09:28:05 | Steve [GM] | into the ascendance library um it ended up going surprisingly well there were a couple of puzzles |
| 00:09:28:05 | 00:09:33:20 | Steve [GM] | that took us a bit of time some gargoyles managed to thwart your best efforts |
| 00:09:33:17 | 00:09:35:05 | Dave [Xeros] | We almost figured it out. |
| 00:09:33:21 | 00:09:34:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | here. |
| 00:09:36:27 | 00:09:47:16 | Steve [GM] | TBD used his incredible shrinking powers again to get us into otherwise inaccessible areas and uh at the end of uh at |
| 00:09:47:16 | 00:09:59:06 | Steve [GM] | the end if it all we found manny so if we take a quick walk down memory lane and remember that we had three primary missions given to us from |
| 00:09:59:06 | 00:10:11:02 | Steve [GM] | lashara we are now actually at the point where we’ve completed them all number one infiltrate as it were i learned more about levatorum which we learned is actually they inhabitants call it |
| 00:10:11:02 | 00:10:19:01 | Steve [GM] | sin a day um learn more about them and see why they are kind of aloof and why haven’t interacted much with the people on up koreas |
| 00:10:19:01 | 00:10:28:23 | Steve [GM] | number two find her informant manny who has not been communicating with her lately turns out that he has been partly |
| 00:10:28:23 | 00:10:40:21 | Steve [GM] | experimented on with the veil stone magic and um so our good friend jacens escorted him from the |
| 00:10:40:21 | 00:10:48:19 | Steve [GM] | ascendance library managed to get him through it was a close call but she managed to get him off of the floating island and back home |
| 00:10:49:11 | 00:11:00:14 | Steve [GM] | and then the third and final option is or uh objective was to find some high-quality samples of the Vale Tear stones, |
| 00:11:00:21 | 00:11:03:27 | Steve [GM] | the veil stones, the magic to bring back two Lashara. |
| 00:11:05:04 | 00:11:14:07 | Steve [GM] | So technically you’re done and we could just have you bounce and we’re home by 10 o’clock |
| 00:11:09:03 | 00:11:14:29 | Chris [TBD] | And we could just have you found, and we’re all like, oh. |
| 00:11:10:29 | 00:11:11:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | bye |
| 00:11:14:08 | 00:11:16:05 | Brin [Basil] | Let’s all hold hands and jump. |
| 00:11:16:08 | 00:11:16:24 | Chris [TBD] | Yep. |
| 00:11:16:19 | 00:11:17:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:11:17:18 | 00:11:26:19 | Dave [Xeros] | But we’re in the center of the city though, right? And we have to get from the center of the city To the outside Of the city And there’s a big vote going on |
| 00:11:27:22 | 00:11:31:28 | Steve [GM] | So when you found Manny he was in the presence of a |
| 00:11:33:00 | 00:11:40:11 | Steve [GM] | one of the host one of the two political parties of Sineaday and he |
| 00:11:41:26 | 00:11:53:17 | Steve [GM] | Mars von Eck is the name of the man, and he and Manny were actually kind of working together trying to get the host to gain enough votes |
| 00:11:53:17 | 00:12:01:18 | Steve [GM] | in the big vote that’s happening at the parliament building tomorrow in order to open up communications and |
| 00:12:02:21 | 00:12:13:03 | Steve [GM] | kind of become more friendly with the people down below opposed to them are the crew and the crew are a little bit more xenophobic. |
| 00:12:13:19 | 00:12:25:12 | Steve [GM] | And we learned that the primary politician, a woman named Fauna is kind of taken a page from the worst parts of history |
| 00:12:26:20 | 00:12:38:08 | Steve [GM] | and wants to actually invade and basically wipe out everybody in Kodayas, whom she views as being inferior to the people who live in Sinidae. |
| 00:12:38:14 | 00:12:49:01 | Steve [GM] | So if the vote goes according to the host, then you guys are like your people will be safe and if it goes to the crew then they might try to invade |
| 00:12:49:01 | 00:12:54:06 | Steve [GM] | and kill everybody you know and love. All of your fans, Zeros, all of your friends |
| 00:12:54:00 | 00:13:01:09 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s arrows and uh i mean I could lose some It’s okay I just don’t want to Lose all of them |
| 00:13:01:26 | 00:13:04:00 | Chris [TBD] | He’s that popular. |
| 00:13:03:04 | 00:13:03:17 | Dave [Xeros] | So |
| 00:13:05:08 | 00:13:12:21 | Steve [GM] | happens yes so |
| 00:13:05:25 | 00:13:10:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah yeah That’s a war Of attrition Just need to make Sure that people Like my stuff |
| 00:13:12:21 | 00:13:17:25 | Steve [GM] | um the uh the stakes are pretty high |
| 00:13:17:26 | 00:13:29:04 | Steve [GM] | but i like genuinely if you wanted to we can we can leave and uh just let what happens happens |
| 00:13:29:04 | 00:13:40:07 | Steve [GM] | to Sunede. Mars Von Eck explained that your presence here in the city and the ways that you’ve both, he wants to focus on the good things |
| 00:13:40:07 | 00:13:42:23 | Steve [GM] | that you have helped out with like the entertainment |
| 00:13:44:03 | 00:13:55:06 | Steve [GM] | and helping to kind of bring to light with your experience underneath if you’re aware of the experiments that are happening He kind of wants to use you as examples |
| 00:13:55:06 | 00:14:03:18 | Steve [GM] | of why we want to work together So yeah that’s right as a janitor |
| 00:13:57:04 | 00:13:59:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I cleaned most of the part limit building as well. |
| 00:14:03:16 | 00:14:03:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, |
| 00:14:05:23 | 00:14:15:24 | Steve [GM] | so we he’s putting pressure on you to stay until tomorrow and kind of be his photo op basically |
| 00:14:15:24 | 00:14:26:21 | Steve [GM] | look I have this menagerie plus a tiefling that pretends to look like one of us the people of Coreas are good people and they want to help |
| 00:14:26:21 | 00:14:27:28 | Steve [GM] | um |
| 00:14:27:25 | 00:14:33:19 | Chris [TBD] | what’s that scene from ghostbusters these are my boys take the picture And then he’s like, Yes. |
| 00:14:34:01 | 00:14:46:00 | Steve [GM] | I mean, he is a politician. So you have that pressure but you do have this option to just let be and we can leave Cineday |
| 00:14:46:00 | 00:14:47:14 | Steve [GM] | and adventure home. |
| 00:14:51:01 | 00:14:56:08 | Dave [Xeros] | side conversation real quick? Okay. Can you leave the room, please? |
| 00:14:56:26 | 00:14:58:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, super side. |
| 00:14:57:11 | 00:14:59:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, thanks. Okay. All right. |
| 00:14:59:19 | 00:15:01:03 | Steve [GM] | I had to pee anyway. |
| 00:15:02:02 | 00:15:10:14 | Dave [Xeros] | um uh well guys i mean i really really want to sit here and clean the rest of parliament building but just wondering what you guys think |
| 00:15:10:29 | 00:15:17:18 | Dave [Xeros] | you know should we hang out for the photo op i mean it’s probably good i mean foul claw you might actually have some family that notice you in paper |
| 00:15:19:11 | 00:15:23:10 | Dave [Xeros] | TBD it’s probably good publicity it’s great publicity |
| 00:15:20:23 | 00:15:24:10 | Chris [TBD] | Great publicity. Great publicity |
| 00:15:25:14 | 00:15:28:22 | Dave [Xeros] | basil I’m pretty sure that, you know. |
| 00:15:29:01 | 00:15:32:14 | Chris [TBD] | You’re going to have an opportunity To crush some skulls |
| 00:15:31:23 | 00:15:38:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. If there’s an insurrection then you can hit some people for us? |
| 00:15:34:08 | 00:15:35:16 | Brin [Basil] | I’m staying for the fight. |
| 00:15:38:27 | 00:15:47:06 | Chris [TBD] | Look Lashara sent us on a mission. And we discovered a deeply disturbing truth that… |
| 00:15:47:22 | 00:15:53:00 | Chris [TBD] | What’s her name? Fauna. She’s evil. |
| 00:15:47:29 | 00:15:49:24 | Dave [Xeros] | What’s disturbing? |
| 00:15:49:22 | 00:15:54:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Fauna? You talking about Fana? She bad. |
| 00:15:52:06 | 00:15:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, oh yeah the whole no okay |
| 00:15:54:08 | 00:15:56:07 | Brin [Basil] | She bad |
| 00:15:54:15 | 00:15:57:09 | Chris [TBD] | She bad. And not in the hot way. |
| 00:15:57:17 | 00:16:01:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Nope, I don’t know |
| 00:16:00:16 | 00:16:03:19 | Dave [Xeros] | so oh are you talking about like the whole genocide thing |
| 00:16:02:20 | 00:16:04:05 | Chris [TBD] | You know what I mean, Falclaw? |
| 00:16:06:13 | 00:16:07:17 | Chris [TBD] | You getting my drift? |
| 00:16:06:25 | 00:16:09:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Definitely not Nope, Falclaw does not get it |
| 00:16:07:04 | 00:16:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | he’s like |
| 00:16:09:28 | 00:16:10:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:12:01 | 00:16:14:08 | Chris [TBD] | Anyways, I don’t like the idea of her |
| 00:16:16:00 | 00:16:19:22 | Chris [TBD] | bringing danger to my turf I like my poem. |
| 00:16:20:13 | 00:16:32:03 | Dave [Xeros] | okay um but yeah i mean i’m all for hanging around for the photo op and okay yeah um raise your hands and and wings |
| 00:16:23:22 | 00:16:35:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, I’m kind of on board for that Yep I think we can We can stop |
| 00:16:25:01 | 00:16:26:11 | Chris [TBD] | I say we stop her! |
| 00:16:29:26 | 00:16:31:01 | Brin [Basil] | yeah oh yeah |
| 00:16:32:19 | 00:16:36:21 | Brin [Basil] | I feel like this ideology needs to be eradicated for sure |
| 00:16:36:29 | 00:16:46:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | There’s potential She wins She could be more powerful And then she’s just going to come down And attack and whatever So we could potentially stop some other bad stuff |
| 00:16:46:23 | 00:16:50:24 | Dave [Xeros] | um just as a side note if we have to murder anyone is everyone okay with that |
| 00:16:53:29 | 00:16:56:01 | Brin [Basil] | only if we can push them off the edge |
| 00:16:54:09 | 00:16:59:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Have we murdered anyone up to this point? |
| 00:16:56:05 | 00:17:04:25 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s right okay no I don’t think we have yeah but the thing is like that |
| 00:17:00:14 | 00:17:03:13 | Chris [TBD] | Well, there’s one guy that’s still flying up in the air somewhere. |
| 00:17:04:13 | 00:17:05:14 | Chris [TBD] | He’ll be fine! |
| 00:17:04:25 | 00:17:09:11 | Dave [Xeros] | wasn’t that wasn’t like murder it’s not like there was like any sort of blood on |
| 00:17:11:28 | 00:17:13:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | goodness I’m |
| 00:17:12:08 | 00:17:16:01 | Brin [Basil] | we are amphibian murderers though that’s for sure |
| 00:17:16:18 | 00:17:27:13 | Dave [Xeros] | was his own fault i was trying to throw him back onto the land and i thought i was on the other side of the ravine so technically not murder technically involuntary manslaughter |
| 00:17:21:28 | 00:17:23:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | technically |
| 00:17:24:01 | 00:17:26:04 | Brin [Basil] | it’s considered manslaughter |
| 00:17:28:06 | 00:17:33:06 | Dave [Xeros] | if technically If we went to a judge, involuntary manslaughter. |
| 00:17:33:27 | 00:17:36:11 | Brin [Basil] | yeah you were out of your mind I would agree |
| 00:17:36:20 | 00:17:36:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:17:36:24 | 00:17:46:15 | Chris [TBD] | I line with… what do they call it, the chaotic and the neutral scale? I’m like neutral good. So if there’s a good reason to oust someone |
| 00:17:46:05 | 00:17:47:16 | Dave [Xeros] | So you’re chaotic good? |
| 00:17:47:27 | 00:17:50:03 | Chris [TBD] | neutral good is there a difference |
| 00:17:51:22 | 00:18:00:22 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s chaotic neutral, chaotic good, chaotic evil. Or it’s lawful good, lawful neutral, lawfully evil. |
| 00:18:00:29 | 00:18:05:17 | Dave [Xeros] | And then it’s bad, good, bad neutral, bad evil. |
| 00:18:06:27 | 00:18:10:04 | Chris [TBD] | is. I think chaotic is the most bad |
| 00:18:07:10 | 00:18:07:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Lawful! |
| 00:18:09:16 | 00:18:15:09 | Dave [Xeros] | No, chaotic is the middle. mm-hmm yeah because there’s evil lawful chaos |
| 00:18:11:05 | 00:18:12:09 | Chris [TBD] | Chaotic is the middle |
| 00:18:15:23 | 00:18:21:10 | Chris [TBD] | so why would be chaotic good which means to me if there’s a good reason to oust them, |
| 00:18:22:12 | 00:18:24:22 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah I’m just chaotic neutral I’m Just |
| 00:18:24:08 | 00:18:34:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, ditto. I think that’s what I put in there. I might even put lawful unusual, I think. Something like that! |
| 00:18:29:10 | 00:18:30:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Lawful good |
| 00:18:30:18 | 00:18:32:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah something like that however |
| 00:18:35:12 | 00:18:45:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t want to kill anybody murder is bad i don’ t think we should murder anybody I don’t think we need to go that far however if it is for the cause |
| 00:18:35:28 | 00:18:37:23 | Brin [Basil] | However, murder is okay! |
| 00:18:44:25 | 00:18:52:23 | Chris [TBD] | Greater Good? Everybody has a price. |
| 00:18:45:11 | 00:18:52:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Because if it is a means to a greater good, there is potential that I could be swayed or something. |
| 00:18:50:28 | 00:19:00:22 | Dave [Xeros] | does the Good Book say about murdering people that are in The Promised Land and The Promised land has been promised to you so |
| 00:19:00:22 | 00:19:02:20 | Brin [Basil] | Is this your promised land? |
| 00:19:02:16 | 00:19:12:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, no, we skip over a lot of those chapters so I’m not totally sure what it says. But yeah, no. |
| 00:19:06:19 | 00:19:10:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just trying to remember what Idios said about that. |
| 00:19:09:02 | 00:19:11:14 | Brin [Basil] | It was during the day he was sleeping. |
| 00:19:12:02 | 00:19:20:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m pretty sure i’m aligned with idios on this uh who if we recall had some uh extremist sort |
| 00:19:15:07 | 00:19:15:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:19:20:02 | 00:19:26:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | of tactics the could tactics that could be seen as extremists such as a child army but |
| 00:19:28:01 | 00:19:33:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i believe i believe that that was for the greater good |
| 00:19:28:04 | 00:19:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | That was probably one of my favorite books. |
| 00:19:32:18 | 00:19:35:20 | Chris [TBD] | Blast from the past. Wow! |
| 00:19:34:14 | 00:19:41:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, my gosh. One of my favorites. One of the most favorite books in all of The Book of Idios. The Children’s Crusade into the Commons. |
| 00:19:43:06 | 00:19:45:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Can you remind me how that all ended? |
| 00:19:46:20 | 00:19:47:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Just real quick. |
| 00:19:47:07 | 00:19:51:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t know if we actually i donno if they teach the end of that story in school actually |
| 00:19:49:24 | 00:19:53:18 | Chris [TBD] | It actually, I don’t think it resolved. I think we kiboshed it. |
| 00:19:52:27 | 00:20:01:16 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I’m pretty sure it resolved with all of the children being murdered um yeah because it was kind of likened unto |
| 00:19:53:23 | 00:19:54:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:19:57:25 | 00:19:58:26 | Chris [TBD] | I don t remember. |
| 00:20:01:16 | 00:20:11:05 | Dave [Xeros] | the children’s crusade of jerusalem but uh yeah yeah yeah it was um yeah it was like carrion i think was the word used |
| 00:20:07:20 | 00:20:08:16 | Chris [TBD] | Dark times. |
| 00:20:11:05 | 00:20:17:11 | Dave [Xeros] | carrion fodder and those kids knew exactly what they were supposed to do |
| 00:20:11:23 | 00:20:15:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s a time to live and a time to die that’s my |
| 00:20:18:12 | 00:20:19:25 | Chris [TBD] | And you re the one who decides? |
| 00:20:20:18 | 00:20:31:16 | Dave [Xeros] | well i trust him more than any of us okay so hey um since we don’t have our rogue |
| 00:20:22:01 | 00:20:26:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no the doctrine decides I’m just following |
| 00:20:28:21 | 00:20:29:19 | Chris [TBD] | Doctrine of the Dice |
| 00:20:32:08 | 00:20:43:01 | Dave [Xeros] | that apparently had an extreme sense of, like, fealty and, like… good. Which was really strange. |
| 00:20:43:26 | 00:20:47:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Keep us on the straight and narrow, right? |
| 00:20:49:03 | 00:20:51:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this entire time |
| 00:20:49:05 | 00:20:59:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I know! I said keep us don’t, like- Yeah you can come back we’re just shooting shit. |
| 00:20:50:08 | 00:20:53:04 | Chris [TBD] | leading by example |
| 00:21:01:19 | 00:21:02:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | We’re just shitting. |
| 00:21:01:29 | 00:21:09:14 | Chris [TBD] | come in mars |
| 00:21:02:13 | 00:21:12:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, Mars Von Eck has officially knocked at the door and he wants to come back in. All right, so show of hands we’re good? We’re good. Okay, where are you going to hang out? |
| 00:21:12:07 | 00:21:14:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yep, we got to help these people out anyway. |
| 00:21:13:28 | 00:21:17:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Okay. I just wanted to make sure everyone |
| 00:21:16:16 | 00:21:27:21 | Brin [Basil] | because helping them helps us just want to selfishly point that out That’s right. Yeah, there’s no selfish reasons involved in this whatsoever |
| 00:21:19:13 | 00:21:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes. |
| 00:21:21:00 | 00:21:21:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 00:21:21:15 | 00:21:23:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | And helping them helps them. |
| 00:21:28:17 | 00:21:30:26 | Dave [Xeros] | That conversation could have gone on forever man So |
| 00:21:37:26 | 00:21:42:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I loved the way you were standing over there, your posture. Can I come back? |
| 00:21:42:07 | 00:21:43:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:21:43:18 | 00:21:46:23 | Steve [GM] | sticking my dad gut out just as far as it could go |
| 00:21:43:20 | 00:21:44:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Across the room. |
| 00:21:46:19 | 00:21:56:25 | Dave [Xeros] | I really was just wanting Mars Von Eck to leave the room but like You didn’t have to Like I think uh I mean Falcloff if you want |
| 00:21:51:26 | 00:21:54:02 | Steve [GM] | that’s alright I think it’ll be more fun this way |
| 00:21:52:20 | 00:21:54:15 | Chris [TBD] | I think |
| 00:21:56:25 | 00:21:59:29 | Dave [Xeros] | to tell Mars Von Eck, you know what our decision is |
| 00:22:00:28 | 00:22:11:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, it seems like from what we’ve learned and what you told us that there’s some pretty potentially dangerous situation that could unfold here and |
| 00:22:11:26 | 00:22:17:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we want to stop that. We’re here to help |
| 00:22:18:00 | 00:22:21:29 | Steve [GM] | excellent, excellent Well, in that case we should definitely |
| 00:22:23:14 | 00:22:31:01 | Steve [GM] | plan on your arrival bright and early tomorrow. Yes you with the tattoos |
| 00:22:31:20 | 00:22:39:01 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah I was just wondering do you want us to stay here? Is there like a couch we can sleep on or something until the morning? I’m just really tired |
| 00:22:38:13 | 00:22:40:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | That’s good question |
| 00:22:39:14 | 00:22:47:22 | Steve [GM] | office? No We typically go to our homes when we’re done here at the library |
| 00:22:47:05 | 00:22:48:27 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so you want me to go to your home then |
| 00:22:47:22 | 00:22:52:14 | Steve [GM] | I would imagine you should go to where you sleep |
| 00:22:50:10 | 00:23:00:05 | Chris [TBD] | Have we actually ever checked into the hotel once? Oh, okay. |
| 00:22:53:11 | 00:22:53:23 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 00:22:55:06 | 00:22:55:18 | Dave [Xeros] | ok |
| 00:22:58:22 | 00:23:02:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are you hitting on me? |
| 00:22:59:07 | 00:23:01:16 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah we did once. We just kind of end up back there |
| 00:23:02:26 | 00:23:05:16 | Dave [Xeros] | no I was just wondering |
| 00:23:03:16 | 00:23:04:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:05:07 | 00:23:07:20 | Steve [GM] | Falclaw can’t quite figure out these social cues |
| 00:23:05:24 | 00:23:14:19 | Brin [Basil] | To the brothels! |
| 00:23:07:29 | 00:23:09:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m still trying |
| 00:23:08:14 | 00:23:11:03 | Chris [TBD] | Some weird tension in the air. |
| 00:23:09:14 | 00:23:13:12 | Dave [Xeros] | well you know Well, I could be. Am I hitting on you? |
| 00:23:14:22 | 00:23:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:15:29 | 00:23:16:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:17:08 | 00:23:18:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:17:28 | 00:23:19:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Lead the way, Basil. |
| 00:23:18:20 | 00:23:20:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so we can just walk |
| 00:23:19:21 | 00:23:22:12 | Brin [Basil] | I love to be groomed. |
| 00:23:23:12 | 00:23:25:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | out safely then to our |
| 00:23:26:29 | 00:23:29:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | place of rest and residence |
| 00:23:30:05 | 00:23:41:19 | Steve [GM] | take you to some of the um uh magically sealed tunnels that lead in and out of the library and using his authority he’s able to let you like exit safely |
| 00:23:41:19 | 00:23:51:18 | Steve [GM] | um and the reason he does that is just so that you don’t accidentally bump into anyone from the crew he doesn’t want you to i can fauna where it happened to come by on your as you were leaving like |
| 00:23:53:04 | 00:23:59:07 | Dave [Xeros] | See we were up in the upper ward though right so I’m just wondering if there’s like a nicer like you know |
| 00:24:00:12 | 00:24:02:15 | Dave [Xeros] | he’d want to pay for us to have |
| 00:24:04:04 | 00:24:06:13 | Brin [Basil] | That he would want to pay for us. |
| 00:24:04:22 | 00:24:05:28 | Dave [Xeros] | the photo shoot |
| 00:24:06:19 | 00:24:09:13 | Steve [GM] | one i’m pretty sure you have more money than he does |
| 00:24:08:29 | 00:24:09:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:24:09:20 | 00:24:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, just a point as we’re walking out I need to go up and grab my bags of gold |
| 00:24:11:05 | 00:24:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, good memory. |
| 00:24:14:16 | 00:24:22:09 | Dave [Xeros] | before we head out so i am gonna go do that if |
| 00:24:14:23 | 00:24:15:25 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, that’s right. |
| 00:24:17:20 | 00:24:24:13 | Steve [GM] | okay uh go ahead and give me a roll um you tell me what skill you need to use to get this. |
| 00:24:22:09 | 00:24:29:21 | Dave [Xeros] | to get my gold back um okay i will use |
| 00:24:24:29 | 00:24:32:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, because |
| 00:24:26:18 | 00:24:27:04 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, |
| 00:24:31:14 | 00:24:32:27 | Steve [GM] | because they’re up high. |
| 00:24:40:11 | 00:24:42:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You’ll use us or you will ask Us politely |
| 00:24:42:24 | 00:24:48:05 | Dave [Xeros] | hey hey you know what i i got some the you know money |
| 00:24:47:23 | 00:24:51:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You’ve changed since you detached from that gold Actually I feel like this is a better version of yourself |
| 00:24:48:26 | 00:24:49:27 | Brin [Basil] | Do you… |
| 00:24:50:19 | 00:25:01:20 | Dave [Xeros] | it is it is but the thing is is like if i have the gold i can buy everyone drinks and everyone dinner whereas if i don’t have the gold i can still buy everyone drinks and everyone dinner |
| 00:24:51:14 | 00:24:52:25 | Brin [Basil] | You’ve changed! |
| 00:25:01:20 | 00:25:12:21 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s just i’m not going to be happy about it and it’s gonna be a good dinner yeah yeah i know um |
| 00:25:08:11 | 00:25:10:10 | Brin [Basil] | Do you know how sharp his talons are? |
| 00:25:13:29 | 00:25:25:08 | Dave [Xeros] | especially now that they’ve been shopping they yeah yeah I know um is I mean Can I get you guys a nice dinner and some drinks? |
| 00:25:16:03 | 00:25:17:03 | Brin [Basil] | That’s what I’m saying. |
| 00:25:19:25 | 00:25:21:22 | Brin [Basil] | It’s fine. Pick me up. Let’s grab him. |
| 00:25:20:25 | 00:25:23:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Alright we’ll help Yeah yeah we’ll Help you |
| 00:25:24:25 | 00:25:26:06 | Brin [Basil] | Because we can |
| 00:25:25:15 | 00:25:31:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m just going to hand you my scroll, my pamphlet The title of this one just says What profiteth the teethling in the |
| 00:25:32:14 | 00:25:38:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gaineth a meal and loseth his own soul okay so that’s for you and then we’re gonna go up |
| 00:25:33:18 | 00:25:37:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:34:26 | 00:25:36:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I will. |
| 00:25:39:14 | 00:25:45:20 | Brin [Basil] | And while we’re up there i’m going to take a handful and put in my satchel and then slowly tie it back |
| 00:25:43:20 | 00:25:45:12 | Chris [TBD] | Nice! Nice! |
| 00:25:46:20 | 00:25:52:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | have your pants on too by the way they’re getting a little itchy actually |
| 00:25:47:29 | 00:25:49:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:48:09 | 00:25:49:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:48:09 | 00:25:50:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:52:08 | 00:25:53:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, that’s your own fault. |
| 00:25:54:20 | 00:26:25:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no no uh yes |
| 00:25:54:22 | 00:26:05:15 | Brin [Basil] | they’re full of quills oh gross |
| 00:25:55:28 | 00:26:03:23 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no, no. I mean, it’s possibly full of many STDs that I have to heal myself for every morning. |
| 00:26:05:07 | 00:26:08:01 | Dave [Xeros] | So it’s your only fault for putting my pants on. |
| 00:26:05:15 | 00:26:19:11 | Brin [Basil] | thank you |
| 00:26:07:21 | 00:26:13:01 | Chris [TBD] | Go ahead. |
| 00:26:12:01 | 00:26:19:18 | Steve [GM] | Basil, go ahead and roll 1d6 and that’s how many gold pieces you purloined so I Yeah, one of your cubes. |
| 00:26:20:10 | 00:26:22:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I get my pants back, though? |
| 00:26:25:29 | 00:26:27:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he can |
| 00:26:26:22 | 00:26:26:28 | Brin [Basil] | five |
| 00:26:27:05 | 00:26:27:27 | Steve [GM] | Five gold pieces. |
| 00:26:28:24 | 00:26:31:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Five gold. She took five gold from the thousand that were there. |
| 00:26:32:15 | 00:26:38:07 | Brin [Basil] | wait I really only took five all right that’s fair |
| 00:26:35:21 | 00:26:38:13 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s true. Um… I’m gonna… |
| 00:26:38:06 | 00:26:39:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | coins this big |
| 00:26:39:01 | 00:26:40:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:26:39:24 | 00:26:43:08 | Steve [GM] | They’re like She’s like this is pretty good for me |
| 00:26:40:11 | 00:26:46:09 | Brin [Basil] | I’m like picking up it I try to bite one |
| 00:26:43:19 | 00:26:44:17 | Dave [Xeros] | When you go down, |
| 00:26:44:11 | 00:26:55:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m rich wait before i come down and return his pants uh i’m just i want to know the pockets were really scary last time but i just |
| 00:26:55:00 | 00:27:06:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m curious if there’s anything in there that could like that maybe i should know about like i’ve helped him in the past when he’s gone through like his drug phases and stuff and i’ve had |
| 00:27:06:18 | 00:27:13:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | keep things away so i’m just gonna like browse real quick and see if there’s anything that |
| 00:27:07:26 | 00:27:09:23 | Dave [Xeros] | There are so many things in there. |
| 00:27:13:14 | 00:27:20:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | could potentially harm him or maybe benefit me more than him in order to keep him safe |
| 00:27:16:29 | 00:27:17:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:27:20:16 | 00:27:23:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Do you want me to go through a list of everything in my pockets? |
| 00:27:23:25 | 00:27:27:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i want something out of your pockets yeah before i try to turn your pants back |
| 00:27:25:16 | 00:27:26:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:27:25:17 | 00:27:26:14 | Chris [TBD] | Ha ha! |
| 00:27:27:24 | 00:27:39:16 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. Well, um… There’s razor blades and just so much alcohol there’s snuff powder basically any type |
| 00:27:39:16 | 00:27:49:19 | Dave [Xeros] | of like neuropsychotic drug that you could think of both over-the-counter and prescription versions. And we’re talking |
| 00:27:49:19 | 00:27:58:23 | Dave [Xeros] | about the nice high spire prescription versions, the ones that cost like the serious money um a bunch like a mountain of Adderall |
| 00:28:00:00 | 00:28:06:04 | Dave [Xeros] | there is actually another bag of holding within the bag of holding that goes |
| 00:28:05:12 | 00:28:08:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | do you have any magical items in your pocket |
| 00:28:08:21 | 00:28:11:01 | Dave [Xeros] | everything in my pockets are magical |
| 00:28:09:23 | 00:28:13:02 | Chris [TBD] | you got that orb |
| 00:28:12:01 | 00:28:15:14 | Steve [GM] | Wait, you can’t have a bag of holding in A bag of folding. That’ll create |
| 00:28:15:08 | 00:28:23:11 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s a blessed bag of holdings yep that actually goes straight through to the to the |
| 00:28:24:26 | 00:28:26:02 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah the |
| 00:28:29:19 | 00:28:30:25 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s the uh yeah |
| 00:28:31:03 | 00:28:33:01 | Chris [TBD] | Wasn’t it called The Orchard? |
| 00:28:32:29 | 00:28:37:26 | Dave [Xeros] | well no, it’s called The Orchard but actually has a name. It’s where the Seven Deadly Sips are made |
| 00:28:33:19 | 00:28:43:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that was from a previous life i don’t remember what it’s called old world yeah |
| 00:28:41:06 | 00:28:46:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t know I’ll remember it so it actually goes straight to the storehouse |
| 00:28:41:20 | 00:28:43:12 | Chris [TBD] | Ancient History |
| 00:28:44:09 | 00:28:48:08 | Steve [GM] | I think A better question is Is there something you’re thinking of |
| 00:28:48:04 | 00:28:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah what do you want? It’s there |
| 00:28:49:14 | 00:28:50:15 | Steve [GM] | And then |
| 00:28:52:10 | 00:29:00:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh um we’re probably we’re just gonna end up in combat here in a little bit |
| 00:29:00:29 | 00:29:06:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and then i have a ton of weapons if i could borrow something |
| 00:29:03:05 | 00:29:10:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I have a dagger A bunch of daggers just mountains of daggars |
| 00:29:10:17 | 00:29:16:29 | Dave [Xeros] | and i have a moon touch rapier of rapia it is actually it’s not a rape yeah |
| 00:29:16:29 | 00:29:27:17 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s rape yeah i’m sorry with the accent it doesn’t come all super well um because i’m not going to try to rape ya it’s just a rape ya um okay |
| 00:29:23:21 | 00:29:27:13 | Chris [TBD] | Now Anaurapist Laughter |
| 00:29:25:07 | 00:29:26:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we get it |
| 00:29:26:17 | 00:29:28:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:27:15 | 00:29:29:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:30:13 | 00:29:34:25 | Dave [Xeros] | uh i do have a moontouch rapier that is double has two blights |
| 00:29:35:17 | 00:29:39:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh perfect yeah i’ll protect it |
| 00:29:36:18 | 00:29:40:28 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a family heirloom, and I don’t really have too many family |
| 00:29:40:21 | 00:29:52:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and that one seems a little dangerous for you to hold on to right now so pretty good blindness i don’t want you to cut yourself or anything so no it’s fine |
| 00:29:42:20 | 00:29:45:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. And then I do have – |
| 00:29:44:17 | 00:29:47:16 | Steve [GM] | what with all the frequent blindness that he keeps having |
| 00:29:48:27 | 00:29:51:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I also have a crystal ball of telepathy. |
| 00:29:52:20 | 00:29:59:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i already am very in tune with spirits and things so |
| 00:29:55:19 | 00:29:56:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:29:58:00 | 00:29:58:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah? |
| 00:29:58:09 | 00:30:03:02 | Steve [GM] | yeah, he found his way to the library if you recall |
| 00:29:59:26 | 00:30:11:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah okay i’m just gonna borrow your sword i’m going to come back down and i’m gonna give you your pants and your sword is like on my back |
| 00:30:03:08 | 00:30:08:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, he followed the giant sign by flying just above the building line. |
| 00:30:11:27 | 00:30:20:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. The second I get my pants back, I put my gold back in my pants, and I’m like, did someone take five gold from me? It feels lighter. |
| 00:30:18:21 | 00:30:20:01 | Chris [TBD] | It feels lighter. |
| 00:30:20:14 | 00:30:23:22 | Brin [Basil] | and I’m avoiding eye contact I’m just staring at a mural on the wall |
| 00:30:21:16 | 00:30:29:24 | Chris [TBD] | Just your ear like slightly twitches it’s her tail |
| 00:30:24:02 | 00:30:24:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey! |
| 00:30:24:16 | 00:30:27:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are they like under your ears where are you hiding these giant |
| 00:30:29:20 | 00:30:32:17 | Brin [Basil] | don’t you think we should go? The brothel is closing soon |
| 00:30:32:07 | 00:30:33:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m tired let’s go to bed |
| 00:30:32:11 | 00:30:36:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah he’s got to lead us through these secret passages i think we gotta go he’s waiting for us |
| 00:30:36:08 | 00:30:36:28 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re right. |
| 00:30:36:28 | 00:30:49:08 | Dave [Xeros] | the prophet is all waiting let’s go okay at |
| 00:30:38:29 | 00:30:40:04 | Brin [Basil] | I knew that would work |
| 00:30:41:01 | 00:30:46:24 | Chris [TBD] | TBDs falling asleep here need my sleepy sleep |
| 00:30:43:12 | 00:30:45:13 | Steve [GM] | Nordal is always at home |
| 00:30:46:15 | 00:30:48:20 | Brin [Basil] | oh yeah did we leave Nortle where is he |
| 00:30:48:08 | 00:30:51:20 | Steve [GM] | He just comes slowly walking out of the building |
| 00:30:49:08 | 00:30:58:29 | Dave [Xeros] | at some point at some point can we just have like some sort of dimension door that goes into nortal and like inside of him is actually |
| 00:30:50:19 | 00:30:52:06 | Chris [TBD] | he’s always there |
| 00:30:58:29 | 00:31:07:29 | Dave [Xeros] | this palatial like huge thing yeah and and yep and so we just kind of step in |
| 00:31:00:10 | 00:31:01:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:00:29 | 00:31:01:28 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:01:22 | 00:31:03:07 | Chris [TBD] | he’s in a robe |
| 00:31:04:01 | 00:31:04:26 | Steve [GM] | with a |
| 00:31:04:23 | 00:31:07:14 | Chris [TBD] | yes welcome |
| 00:31:04:24 | 00:31:05:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:06:01 | 00:31:08:05 | Steve [GM] | like the dave girl picture |
| 00:31:08:15 | 00:31:10:22 | Chris [TBD] | yeah just like that |
| 00:31:10:09 | 00:31:12:23 | Brin [Basil] | it’s like the Sistine Chapel Thank you. |
| 00:31:12:25 | 00:31:15:18 | Chris [TBD] | it’s classical music playing always |
| 00:31:14:22 | 00:31:15:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s awesome |
| 00:31:16:00 | 00:31:21:12 | Steve [GM] | he’s busy decorating most of the time that’s why he’s not participating in a lot of the stuff, he’s got priorities |
| 00:31:17:15 | 00:31:21:05 | Chris [TBD] | he’s been busy |
| 00:31:18:07 | 00:31:19:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:21:08 | 00:31:28:23 | Dave [Xeros] | inside of his shell time’s like moved up by like 10 so he speaks at like a normal like very intuitive |
| 00:31:26:27 | 00:31:28:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | different dimensions |
| 00:31:27:09 | 00:31:36:29 | Steve [GM] | you guys sound like chipmunks but he sounds normal anyway you do make it to the Blaggards Inn nice and easily thanks to |
| 00:31:36:29 | 00:31:48:18 | Steve [GM] | uh mark bonnick which is good because uh yeah mars sorry um which is good because you guys have used a lot of your spell slots i think i don’t think a whole lot of damage has happened but |
| 00:31:48:16 | 00:31:49:25 | Chris [TBD] | No battles. |
| 00:31:48:18 | 00:31:58:08 | Steve [GM] | basically this is your chance to go ahead and just give yourself a long rest because you’re gonna spend the night there and in the morning |
| 00:31:58:08 | 00:32:07:04 | Steve [GM] | uh you are escorted back to the ascendance library um okay |
| 00:32:07:04 | 00:32:14:17 | Steve [GM] | so um this uh the map that we |
| 00:32:14:17 | 00:32:22:14 | Steve [GM] | have in front of us that all of you out there in radio land can’t see is an aerial of basically |
| 00:32:22:14 | 00:32:34:12 | Steve [GM] | the idea of the ascendant’s library is kind of here in the middle and then the square It’s a small area in front with some roads leading off in different directions. |
| 00:32:35:10 | 00:32:43:12 | Steve [GM] | And as you come, if we’re looking at this, technically north is going to be off on the left side of our screen. |
| 00:32:44:27 | 00:32:51:21 | Steve [GM] | You’re approaching from the south and as you get closer you see that there is a very large quantity of people. |
| 00:32:51:21 | 00:32:59:02 | Steve [GM] | um it is similar to what you guys know those are not stocks |
| 00:32:53:15 | 00:32:55:22 | Dave [Xeros] | is that is that a stocks |
| 00:32:58:24 | 00:32:59:16 | Dave [Xeros] | oh |
| 00:32:59:02 | 00:33:04:28 | Steve [GM] | those are just very inconveniently drawn stock-like things on the map |
| 00:33:03:00 | 00:33:04:05 | Dave [Xeros] | okay |
| 00:33:06:06 | 00:33:09:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I just was wondering if there’s like a hanging, right? |
| 00:33:06:28 | 00:33:11:22 | Chris [TBD] | it’s a podium right two podiums for the debate |
| 00:33:08:00 | 00:33:10:07 | Steve [GM] | yeah there’s a podium definitely a podium |
| 00:33:12:03 | 00:33:13:17 | Brin [Basil] | I just don’t remember what happened. |
| 00:33:12:09 | 00:33:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | I just remember what happened during the French Revolution is all. |
| 00:33:16:04 | 00:33:17:21 | Steve [GM] | so we’ve got |
| 00:33:20:05 | 00:33:30:06 | Steve [GM] | just like the previous night when you guys made your concert and kind of hyped up the crowd, get out to vote kind of a thing. It apparently worked And there are quite a few people here |
| 00:33:30:06 | 00:33:32:19 | Steve [GM] | but there’s a tension in the air |
| 00:33:33:21 | 00:33:34:08 | Steve [GM] | with |
| 00:33:36:04 | 00:33:45:27 | Steve [GM] | the political divide being pretty clear. Some Asimir shouting for the crew to succeed, others demanding that the host |
| 00:33:46:27 | 00:33:51:10 | Steve [GM] | help everybody out and actually do their job. |
| 00:33:51:10 | 00:33:56:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man, it’s just too much shouting and I got such a headache. Can someone roll a d6? |
| 00:33:54:12 | 00:33:55:13 | Steve [GM] | Oh, yeah. |
| 00:33:57:04 | 00:33:57:25 | Steve [GM] | D6 or D8? |
| 00:33:58:23 | 00:34:04:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Do the d6 because the 8 seems to land on the same thing every time. |
| 00:34:04:17 | 00:34:05:04 | Steve [GM] | Four. |
| 00:34:05:25 | 00:34:07:06 | Chris [TBD] | goodness. It’s not a five |
| 00:34:08:19 | 00:34:17:00 | Dave [Xeros] | All right, let’s do this. Let me find the right one. |
| 00:34:17:00 | 00:34:23:10 | Dave [Xeros] | gosh what was it number four all right number four |
| 00:34:20:18 | 00:34:20:26 | Steve [GM] | Yep. |
| 00:34:23:25 | 00:34:25:25 | Steve [GM] | More stuff for Chris to cut out. |
| 00:34:26:06 | 00:34:27:25 | Chris [TBD] | No, I’ll leave this stuff in |
| 00:34:28:15 | 00:34:30:18 | Steve [GM] | Just silently thumbing his phone. |
| 00:34:30:06 | 00:34:35:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah That gets cut, yes Like me saying this is gonna get cut |
| 00:34:37:02 | 00:34:47:20 | Dave [Xeros] | one actually it’s the lustful sangria rosé um this is the one that’s spiked with succubus sweat so um my inhibitions have been |
| 00:34:47:20 | 00:34:52:10 | Dave [Xeros] | removed and i’m going to be more selfish and straightforward which is a chore |
| 00:34:48:15 | 00:34:49:19 | Steve [GM] | It’s just what we need. |
| 00:34:52:07 | 00:34:56:01 | Steve [GM] | I was going to say… So this is the same picture |
| 00:34:54:12 | 00:34:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:34:54:20 | 00:35:04:27 | Brin [Basil] | take serious effort more chances to punch him in the face |
| 00:34:55:14 | 00:35:01:17 | Dave [Xeros] | um yeah uh it’s going to cause more arousal while mildly improving my physical skills i |
| 00:35:01:17 | 00:35:09:21 | Dave [Xeros] | get a plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution all effects last for one hour |
| 00:35:10:24 | 00:35:12:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Chris probably just cut the episode here. |
| 00:35:14:01 | 00:35:17:14 | Chris [TBD] | Just a big Mario sound effect for the rest of them |
| 00:35:19:05 | 00:35:20:11 | Steve [GM] | the rest of the story you’ve got to go |
| 00:35:20:11 | 00:35:31:19 | Steve [GM] | to our after dark podcast roll a d4 dave that |
| 00:35:31:19 | 00:35:34:16 | Steve [GM] | is how many charges you have for your lying liar today |
| 00:35:35:29 | 00:35:37:02 | Chris [TBD] | Oh nice |
| 00:35:37:29 | 00:35:38:16 | Dave [Xeros] | actually rolled |
| 00:35:41:20 | 00:35:47:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Can I make an investigation check and see if I can identify Fauna in the square, if she’s here? |
| 00:35:44:29 | 00:35:54:18 | Steve [GM] | yeah um um |
| 00:35:48:07 | 00:35:48:24 | Chris [TBD] | Funness |
| 00:35:49:18 | 00:35:51:14 | Dave [Xeros] | for flora you look for |
| 00:35:54:11 | 00:35:56:01 | Brin [Basil] | We never saw what she looked like, right? |
| 00:35:54:18 | 00:36:04:16 | Steve [GM] | well you went into her office so you have a sense um you might use but i mean there were a lot of yeah i mean |
| 00:36:00:22 | 00:36:01:22 | Chris [TBD] | The fairies |
| 00:36:02:03 | 00:36:11:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | technically we don’t know yeah beat |
| 00:36:04:16 | 00:36:12:28 | Steve [GM] | there were pictures of people, like paintings and stuff but which one of all these would have been fauna. So go ahead and do an investigation check. As always 15 |
| 00:36:11:06 | 00:36:23:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | us 15 |
| 00:36:14:03 | 00:36:14:29 | Chris [TBD] | fauna or faunus? |
| 00:36:16:12 | 00:36:20:13 | Steve [GM] | If I said faunas it’s because I’ve been watching Ruby again |
| 00:36:16:29 | 00:36:17:23 | Chris [TBD] | It’s faunas. |
| 00:36:20:25 | 00:36:21:17 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah. |
| 00:36:23:29 | 00:36:27:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | plus well I’d be there against 15 plus like two |
| 00:36:30:07 | 00:36:31:08 | Steve [GM] | There is |
| 00:36:32:21 | 00:36:34:14 | Steve [GM] | lols It does say faunus |
| 00:36:39:13 | 00:36:46:07 | Steve [GM] | Yeah You spot one of the subjects from one of the portraits you saw in the office |
| 00:36:48:14 | 00:36:49:00 | Steve [GM] | Thin |
| 00:36:50:01 | 00:36:59:26 | Steve [GM] | Ismir, who is a little bit more advanced in years just like middle older middle age very regal bearing |
| 00:36:59:26 | 00:37:10:14 | Steve [GM] | and has just like a lightning countenance she stares people quake got a very intimidating |
| 00:37:12:24 | 00:37:22:29 | Steve [GM] | presence when she shows up part of the crowd erupts in approval and a roars of applause while the other half predictably start to boo. |
| 00:37:24:12 | 00:37:26:17 | Steve [GM] | Again, are you? |
| 00:37:25:01 | 00:37:31:05 | Brin [Basil] | Can we yell in the mic? |
| 00:37:25:08 | 00:37:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | booing right now yeah but is this which one is it’s the crew |
| 00:37:25:09 | 00:37:34:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m in, I’ve distanced myself a little bit from Dave by the way |
| 00:37:39:08 | 00:37:42:05 | Brin [Basil] | Remember he’s a little more extra so… |
| 00:37:39:11 | 00:37:49:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I saw you pull out the drink and then I saw The Liar on your side while we were walking so I just started to go look for Fauna |
| 00:37:49:28 | 00:37:53:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | because I can still see you guys through the crowd but there’s a little bit of distance |
| 00:37:54:28 | 00:38:02:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, just abandon me. Like my family. Yeah, which side’s talking right now? Okay, so we’re booing. So it’s Boo! |
| 00:37:57:28 | 00:38:00:22 | Steve [GM] | which side of the… She’s crew. She’s true. |
| 00:38:02:22 | 00:38:10:24 | Chris [TBD] | She’s The one that had The journal With a very Incriminating Evidence Remember Faunus |
| 00:38:09:15 | 00:38:09:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Fauna? |
| 00:38:11:10 | 00:38:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | And she’s the one that’s on stage right now. Okay, I didn’t catch that, sorry. |
| 00:38:13:02 | 00:38:13:11 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 00:38:15:03 | 00:38:15:26 | Steve [GM] | That’s okay. |
| 00:38:15:24 | 00:38:17:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and she’s Asimere, you said? |
| 00:38:18:05 | 00:38:19:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, that’s what she looks like. |
| 00:38:19:29 | 00:38:20:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh |
| 00:38:22:09 | 00:38:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | Animals |
| 00:38:23:06 | 00:38:23:25 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 00:38:23:25 | 00:38:24:13 | Chris [TBD] | Basil. |
| 00:38:25:09 | 00:38:32:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna put my dance uniform back on and just stand as close to the podium |
| 00:38:33:17 | 00:38:35:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just get right up front weave in between everybody |
| 00:38:37:11 | 00:38:41:02 | Steve [GM] | like in Dumb and Dumber trying to show off |
| 00:38:38:14 | 00:38:39:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | good idea |
| 00:38:40:07 | 00:38:40:13 | Brin [Basil] | yeah! |
| 00:38:42:08 | 00:38:53:18 | Steve [GM] | you can hear some of the crew supporters chanting and demanding a speech |
| 00:38:53:18 | 00:38:59:29 | Steve [GM] | but time is pressing so she’s ushered in by some of her assistants into The Ascendance Library |
| 00:39:01:14 | 00:39:08:03 | Steve [GM] | yes can’t do it super fast she’s walking in |
| 00:39:02:26 | 00:39:05:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just wanted to do an arcana check on her before she disappeared |
| 00:39:08:02 | 00:39:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | While she’s walking in and I’m just going to be chanting speech! Speech! Speech! |
| 00:39:12:00 | 00:39:23:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh 12 plus 4 yeah i’m just curious if there’s any magic like around her if there’s anything like I can detect it, |
| 00:39:13:29 | 00:39:17:09 | Steve [GM] | what are you trying an arcana check |
| 00:39:23:15 | 00:39:48:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like she’s doing or anywhere on her. |
| 00:39:25:14 | 00:39:37:11 | Steve [GM] | without a detect magic spell you wouldn’t be able to really register too much but because you did get the arcana and because you are aware of where you are, you do notice |
| 00:39:37:11 | 00:39:44:10 | Steve [GM] | a glimpse perhaps of some purple like in her arms, |
| 00:39:45:16 | 00:39:47:16 | Steve [GM] | like purplish veins maybe |
| 00:39:46:27 | 00:39:50:16 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh, perfect. |
| 00:39:52:17 | 00:40:03:01 | Steve [GM] | She goes in and then Mars Von Eck shows up same thing but in reverse the crew people start booing the host people start cheering they demand a speech |
| 00:40:03:01 | 00:40:07:22 | Steve [GM] | he ignores them because he’s like every other politician. They go inside |
| 00:40:09:24 | 00:40:11:08 | Steve [GM] | some of Mars’ |
| 00:40:12:24 | 00:40:20:16 | Steve [GM] | attendants helpers usher you along with them so all of you are walking through the library until |
| 00:40:20:16 | 00:40:31:06 | Steve [GM] | you arrive in the large almost like a coliseum kind of a thing so there’s just a room filled with seats yep a parliamentary |
| 00:40:27:19 | 00:40:29:26 | Chris [TBD] | parliament |
| 00:40:31:06 | 00:40:38:20 | Steve [GM] | building and there’s a ds down at the bottom where uh the speeches can happen so |
| 00:40:41:21 | 00:40:48:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, Falclaw. Are you with us now? You still distancing yourself? Okay. Is it just me? Is Fauna really hot? |
| 00:40:44:22 | 00:40:46:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah we’re all in the library |
| 00:40:50:17 | 00:40:51:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s probably just you |
| 00:40:52:15 | 00:40:52:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:40:53:09 | 00:40:54:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t say that out loud |
| 00:40:54:20 | 00:40:57:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, you know, I just… It’s what I’m feeling. |
| 00:40:57:21 | 00:41:00:03 | Chris [TBD] | arrow’s got a thing for cougars |
| 00:40:59:00 | 00:41:01:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you don’t have to express all of these things |
| 00:41:01:28 | 00:41:10:12 | Steve [GM] | don’t feel listen to the religious guy he knows what he’s talking about |
| 00:41:03:20 | 00:41:04:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | suppress |
| 00:41:05:03 | 00:41:05:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Suppress? |
| 00:41:05:12 | 00:41:06:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | bury it |
| 00:41:10:04 | 00:41:14:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I just keep me on the straight and narrow. I read your pamphlet. |
| 00:41:11:21 | 00:41:33:22 | Brin [Basil] | not a |
| 00:41:20:03 | 00:41:20:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you read it? |
| 00:41:20:21 | 00:41:22:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I did three times. |
| 00:41:24:03 | 00:41:26:11 | Dave [Xeros] | They kept me up all night while I was sitting in my fire |
| 00:41:26:05 | 00:41:37:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I was going to say it’s kind of a big pamphlet that’s take three okay wow um don’t |
| 00:41:28:15 | 00:41:29:00 | Dave [Xeros] | I know. |
| 00:41:30:11 | 00:41:33:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, thank you. |
| 00:41:33:22 | 00:41:42:03 | Brin [Basil] | word sink in. Not a word. How did how I just want to know |
| 00:41:37:19 | 00:41:41:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | get my hopes up okay you’ve done this before all right don’t |
| 00:41:40:25 | 00:41:50:13 | Steve [GM] | ladies and gentlemen we have an important vote uh you you look down and it’s mars he’s up there |
| 00:41:42:17 | 00:41:44:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:41:42:17 | 00:41:44:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:41:44:18 | 00:41:48:07 | Chris [TBD] | an important vote thank you |
| 00:41:47:14 | 00:41:48:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Spage! |
| 00:41:50:13 | 00:42:02:02 | Steve [GM] | on the ds and he said and he’s demanding everyone pay attention to him uh everyone kind of quiets down my good friends you’re well aware of what’s at stake our |
| 00:42:02:02 | 00:42:08:16 | Steve [GM] | little island in the sky needs to connect itself with the rest of the world and there’s reasons to do |
| 00:42:08:16 | 00:42:18:18 | Steve [GM] | that and i have five of them here with me please come down to the middle all of my friends TBD Xeros, |
| 00:42:18:21 | 00:42:21:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Eros? It’s Eros! Damn it, it’s Eroos! |
| 00:42:21:29 | 00:42:28:10 | Steve [GM] | Falclaw, Basil and that other one. Come on down! We need to hear from you. |
| 00:42:26:05 | 00:42:34:02 | Chris [TBD] | She took Manny back. Oh, Nortle! Dang it! I forgot he was here. |
| 00:42:26:17 | 00:42:29:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | No normal |
| 00:42:30:02 | 00:42:31:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, the… |
| 00:42:30:12 | 00:42:31:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:42:34:26 | 00:42:36:22 | Steve [GM] | Happens all the time. |
| 00:42:38:07 | 00:42:39:06 | Chris [TBD] | Sorry, Portal. |
| 00:42:38:15 | 00:42:40:16 | Steve [GM] | So you come down |
| 00:42:39:01 | 00:42:41:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay What |
| 00:42:41:08 | 00:42:46:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Do I… Can I reveal myself as not an ace mirror as I’m walking down? Okay. |
| 00:42:46:14 | 00:42:48:20 | Steve [GM] | causes a bit of a |
| 00:42:49:22 | 00:42:50:14 | Steve [GM] | commotion |
| 00:42:50:19 | 00:42:51:26 | Chris [TBD] | Oh good heavens! |
| 00:42:52:21 | 00:42:57:00 | Steve [GM] | I do declare You hear swooning actual swoonie |
| 00:42:54:21 | 00:42:55:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:42:54:27 | 00:42:59:13 | Brin [Basil] | at that point |
| 00:42:56:09 | 00:42:56:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:43:00:17 | 00:43:13:12 | Dave [Xeros] | pretty sure everyone’s heard of your uh zeros up here um so it’s |
| 00:43:06:18 | 00:43:12:00 | Steve [GM] | at that point everyone just kind of looks at each other in confusion like you I don’t know |
| 00:43:13:12 | 00:43:13:24 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re a loss |
| 00:43:13:17 | 00:43:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | And then TVD stands up Hey! Crickets Apparently no one recognizes me either |
| 00:43:20:05 | 00:43:20:24 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:43:23:01 | 00:43:23:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:43:23:12 | 00:43:29:29 | Dave [Xeros] | okay um all right before everyone starts chanting speech from us |
| 00:43:25:10 | 00:43:27:15 | Steve [GM] | okay so before you launch into anything |
| 00:43:28:28 | 00:43:30:10 | Steve [GM] | uh huh yep |
| 00:43:32:08 | 00:43:42:17 | Steve [GM] | Mars turns to you all and says I’m going to give the podium over to you give us your best explanation as to what is valuable from you and your |
| 00:43:43:05 | 00:43:52:23 | Steve [GM] | and the people of Coreas. Convince them as you’ve convinced me of the worth of this place. So each one of you, give me your best little speech |
| 00:43:51:25 | 00:44:05:14 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. You |
| 00:43:52:23 | 00:43:57:16 | Steve [GM] | and if you are feeling a little too pressured just roll a persuasion. |
| 00:43:58:07 | 00:44:03:13 | Dave [Xeros] | foul claw needs to go last just to wrap it up almost like abraham lincoln and bill and ted’s excellent adventure |
| 00:44:05:14 | 00:44:06:01 | Chris [TBD] | cool with that? |
| 00:44:08:03 | 00:44:11:06 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I think save the bus for last, for sure. |
| 00:44:11:03 | 00:44:11:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 00:44:11:25 | 00:44:21:09 | Steve [GM] | So go ahead whoever wants to go first go first once you’ve given kind of your spiel roll a persuasion |
| 00:44:21:25 | 00:44:32:01 | Steve [GM] | If you succeed or fail, I’ll just keep track of which one that is. And your speech will help sway those undecided voters. |
| 00:44:36:01 | 00:44:37:00 | Steve [GM] | TBD, do you want to go first? |
| 00:44:37:01 | 00:44:42:08 | Chris [TBD] | go first. TBD stands up seven feet tall. How tall are the Asomir? |
| 00:44:43:05 | 00:44:47:18 | Dave [Xeros] | uh they i mean six to seven feet i mean yeah |
| 00:44:46:01 | 00:44:53:20 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, so they’re like my height. It’s nice to walk amongst people of mine same stature. |
| 00:44:54:00 | 00:45:01:05 | Chris [TBD] | I look amongst all of you and I see community, pride, power, |
| 00:45:02:11 | 00:45:11:06 | Chris [TBD] | and an opportunity walking amongst your streets gave me great joy. |
| 00:45:11:18 | 00:45:22:05 | Chris [TBD] | I’d love to come and share this with my family, my friends. But we can’t do that if all you guys want to do is stomp on my turf. I won’t allow it. |
| 00:45:24:15 | 00:45:35:17 | Chris [TBD] | All I want to do is rock and roll, blow some stuff up. You know, that’s my thing but if anybody tries to take that quick I don’t stand for them. |
| 00:45:39:13 | 00:45:39:28 | Steve [GM] | so |
| 00:45:40:00 | 00:45:40:25 | Chris [TBD] | Another thing |
| 00:45:40:29 | 00:45:42:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:40:29 | 00:45:42:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:42:24 | 00:45:43:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll be playing |
| 00:45:45:14 | 00:45:50:11 | Chris [TBD] | at the Tour Guards Theater this weekend love to see you all there |
| 00:45:52:11 | 00:46:02:24 | Chris [TBD] | Jacques Bjorn try to keep it together Jacques Bjorn was my great grandfather and he fought alongside with your ancestors |
| 00:45:54:02 | 00:45:56:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:54:02 | 00:45:56:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:02:24 | 00:46:06:25 | Chris [TBD] | to stop a great evil that happened here 100 years ago |
| 00:46:08:17 | 00:46:18:04 | Chris [TBD] | many of you know your history many of y’know we stood together and I know we do and I say this with pride in my heart |
| 00:46:18:04 | 00:46:27:10 | Chris [TBD] | cause I’m proud to be a Corayason where at least I know I’m free |
| 00:46:23:29 | 00:46:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:27:15 | 00:46:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:28:28 | 00:46:29:20 | Steve [GM] | gets up |
| 00:46:29:24 | 00:46:39:04 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s okay i’m there with you yep |
| 00:46:30:06 | 00:46:31:06 | Chris [TBD] | a Corayan |
| 00:46:32:29 | 00:46:33:27 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:34:00 | 00:46:36:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | in the end you were going to say and I say this |
| 00:46:36:20 | 00:46:38:03 | Chris [TBD] | I know you’re a girl. |
| 00:46:36:24 | 00:46:38:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:37:13 | 00:46:38:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:39:04 | 00:46:40:11 | Chris [TBD] | I diverted it |
| 00:46:42:17 | 00:46:52:18 | Chris [TBD] | where at least I know I’m free and I won’t forget our ancestors who died to make this land for me, to rock and roll |
| 00:46:50:26 | 00:46:51:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:54:11 | 00:47:04:25 | Chris [TBD] | thank you I’m going to add my final what do you call it |
| 00:46:57:01 | 00:46:59:27 | Brin [Basil] | was the most TBD thing I’ve ever heard in my life. |
| 00:47:06:23 | 00:47:09:24 | Chris [TBD] | Zenzu fruit to that It’s the D4 or the 4 right? |
| 00:47:11:24 | 00:47:14:11 | Dave [Xeros] | it persuasion or performance for him. |
| 00:47:15:05 | 00:47:19:08 | Steve [GM] | We’re going to stick with persuasion, but do a d6. |
| 00:47:16:19 | 00:47:22:04 | Chris [TBD] | Okay A D6 for that. It was a D6, right? |
| 00:47:23:12 | 00:47:29:05 | Chris [TBD] | Okay so that is 12 plus 3 15. Oh squeaking |
| 00:47:26:12 | 00:47:27:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | hey |
| 00:47:28:29 | 00:47:30:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m persuaded I am |
| 00:47:30:18 | 00:47:32:10 | Brin [Basil] | I am personally |
| 00:47:32:04 | 00:47:33:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I love that |
| 00:47:33:19 | 00:47:35:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve been saluting the whole time. |
| 00:47:39:10 | 00:47:51:02 | Chris [TBD] | Who’s up? I sit back down but when I sit I’m still like the same height as the rest of you so it’s all good. |
| 00:47:42:09 | 00:47:43:00 | Brin [Basil] | Next |
| 00:47:46:18 | 00:47:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil, |
| 00:47:50:12 | 00:47:55:17 | Dave [Xeros] | you could just punch someone in the face and say sit down! |
| 00:47:53:24 | 00:47:54:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Persuasion! |
| 00:47:54:28 | 00:47:55:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 00:47:56:01 | 00:48:01:26 | Brin [Basil] | Listen This is what’s gonna happen If you try to No |
| 00:48:00:19 | 00:48:02:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:01:28 | 00:48:02:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:04:12 | 00:48:05:13 | Chris [TBD] | Very convincing |
| 00:48:05:04 | 00:48:08:23 | Steve [GM] | There’s a lot of threatening going on from this persuade these people |
| 00:48:07:02 | 00:48:07:22 | Brin [Basil] | Um |
| 00:48:10:26 | 00:48:12:05 | Chris [TBD] | Sense of pride. |
| 00:48:13:06 | 00:48:16:27 | Brin [Basil] | I like TV Walked around and I like What I see |
| 00:48:20:14 | 00:48:21:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:24:09 | 00:48:31:22 | Brin [Basil] | And and i just don’t know why you guys would want to give up what we have to offer below because |
| 00:48:30:16 | 00:48:30:29 | Chris [TBD] | Hear, hear! |
| 00:48:33:06 | 00:48:40:08 | Brin [Basil] | you’re on such a small little island up here why would you give up so much trade look at these gems |
| 00:48:41:10 | 00:48:44:14 | Brin [Basil] | like holding up pink diamond but i’ve been hiding in my satchel |
| 00:48:45:13 | 00:48:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Did five gold coins fall out too? |
| 00:48:47:28 | 00:48:56:23 | Brin [Basil] | shh my hands are so small shut up arrow |
| 00:48:51:10 | 00:48:52:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I knew it. |
| 00:48:58:21 | 00:49:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | um there anyways i mean and then just like look at me look how cute i am why would you ever |
| 00:49:07:25 | 00:49:15:09 | Brin [Basil] | why would yo not want this furry little thing walking around okay i have things to offer |
| 00:49:16:12 | 00:49:27:18 | Brin [Basil] | that never mind let’s move on i’m gonna turn and my ears are going to go back just a little bit and I’m going to bat my eyes at the phone. |
| 00:49:19:08 | 00:49:22:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you should look at fauna with your big bunny eyes though before you’re done |
| 00:49:21:26 | 00:49:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep yep |
| 00:49:22:02 | 00:49:23:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:49:22:20 | 00:49:23:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah! |
| 00:49:28:27 | 00:49:30:11 | Brin [Basil] | And I’m not gonna… |
| 00:49:32:28 | 00:49:36:01 | Brin [Basil] | What noise does a bunny make? Because I was about to purr. |
| 00:49:36:14 | 00:49:37:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:49:38:25 | 00:49:41:02 | Chris [TBD] | In this world who knows man |
| 00:49:39:03 | 00:49:43:17 | Brin [Basil] | You know what I’m saying? Yeah, anyways that’s all I got |
| 00:49:45:07 | 00:49:54:01 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, here it goes Oh boy So that’s a 3 plus 1 |
| 00:49:46:23 | 00:49:50:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to Bardic Inspiration |
| 00:49:54:16 | 00:50:06:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but you have a fruit so anyways |
| 00:49:54:18 | 00:49:58:17 | Dave [Xeros] | You get an extra D6 for Bardic inspiration as well. |
| 00:49:56:09 | 00:49:56:22 | Brin [Basil] | I |
| 00:49:58:14 | 00:50:06:25 | Brin [Basil] | Oh Great where is it so anyways my speech |
| 00:50:06:25 | 00:50:13:02 | Brin [Basil] | didn’t work no one i someone pushed me off to the side |
| 00:50:08:05 | 00:50:09:20 | Steve [GM] | Okay, all right. |
| 00:50:10:17 | 00:50:10:26 | Chris [TBD] | way |
| 00:50:14:29 | 00:50:17:24 | Steve [GM] | Maybe cracking your knuckles at the crowd wasn’t |
| 00:50:17:10 | 00:50:19:02 | Chris [TBD] | TBD’s just gonna stand up |
| 00:50:18:01 | 00:50:26:03 | Brin [Basil] | yeah no really though i there’s like a there’s some columns on the stage and i literally just went up and punched the top of it out it’s like made of pure |
| 00:50:26:03 | 00:50:31:18 | Brin [Basil] | it’s 100 marble i just knocked it clean in half and just stared at everyone |
| 00:50:31:20 | 00:50:32:09 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:31:24 | 00:50:34:03 | Chris [TBD] | TBD stands up Yeah! |
| 00:50:35:00 | 00:50:36:27 | Dave [Xeros] | It moves from |
| 00:50:35:19 | 00:50:47:18 | Brin [Basil] | and so this is me speeches that’s all i’ve got left guys just roll the six |
| 00:50:36:01 | 00:50:38:29 | Steve [GM] | The only clapping in the whole place. |
| 00:50:40:14 | 00:50:42:15 | Steve [GM] | All right. Arrows. |
| 00:50:42:03 | 00:50:43:21 | Dave [Xeros] | persuasion to intimidation. |
| 00:50:49:25 | 00:50:50:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:50:54:19 | 00:51:03:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Is this on? hi hi everyone um i’ve been walking amongst you as one of |
| 00:51:03:03 | 00:51:12:14 | Dave [Xeros] | you you seem like a fair group very nice very chatty um i just want to say fauna |
| 00:51:12:14 | 00:51:23:04 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re so hot um if you want to co-mingle with the koreans at some point |
| 00:51:16:09 | 00:51:18:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Stop! Stop stop stop stop |
| 00:51:23:04 | 00:51:34:12 | Dave [Xeros] | You can’t do that because there’s a lot to offer down there. I’m just saying, There’s a lotta things you don’t have here |
| 00:51:23:21 | 00:52:15:17 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just I’m over in the corner please please |
| 00:51:27:06 | 00:51:27:25 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:51:27:15 | 00:51:28:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:51:34:12 | 00:51:35:08 | Dave [Xeros] | That they got down there |
| 00:51:36:23 | 00:51:38:19 | Dave [Xeros] | And if you kill them all, |
| 00:51:41:05 | 00:51:42:26 | Dave [Xeros] | The commingling is never gonna happen |
| 00:51:44:20 | 00:51:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Fauna, Just throwing it out there |
| 00:51:48:16 | 00:51:58:21 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m over the Blaggards Inn after all this uh and uh like you know get a drink maybe right um yeah |
| 00:51:58:21 | 00:52:05:28 | Dave [Xeros] | uh oh man um someone’s trying to pull my |
| 00:52:02:01 | 00:52:03:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Get down, get down |
| 00:52:05:28 | 00:52:15:01 | Dave [Xeros] | pants off already uh okay um yeah um persuasion |
| 00:52:15:01 | 00:52:22:04 | Dave [Xeros] | that would be a 15 plus a 7 |
| 00:52:15:17 | 00:52:16:03 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 00:52:16:28 | 00:52:18:02 | Chris [TBD] | to be a nat 20, baby. |
| 00:52:22:21 | 00:52:24:08 | Chris [TBD] | Oh my gosh! |
| 00:52:27:07 | 00:52:27:21 | Chris [TBD] | Nice. |
| 00:52:27:08 | 00:52:32:25 | Brin [Basil] | Fauna is no longer purple she’s just blushing gushing oozing red |
| 00:52:31:18 | 00:52:42:14 | Dave [Xeros] | just gonna like raise like uh um great gatsby like like i just pull some champagne out and uh |
| 00:52:42:14 | 00:52:53:28 | Dave [Xeros] | just lift it up to everyone to us to coreus and synoday together again may we have beautiful and bounteous weird children |
| 00:52:44:10 | 00:52:44:24 | Chris [TBD] | Cheers. |
| 00:52:52:24 | 00:52:59:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay That was really great |
| 00:52:54:12 | 00:52:55:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:52:54:21 | 00:52:56:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:52:54:21 | 00:52:56:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:52:59:17 | 00:53:07:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | thanks for your words that was awesome moving on um and along similar lines similar thoughts |
| 00:53:07:27 | 00:53:17:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | have been shared i would just like to say having spent some time here in sin today i’ve noticed that we are all much more alike than we are different |
| 00:53:17:25 | 00:53:26:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh i think really the only thing separating us is the elevation physical elevation |
| 00:53:27:13 | 00:53:32:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | in this world but other than that we’re the same creatures and we have a lot to offer each other |
| 00:53:36:07 | 00:53:44:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | together we could be one in a holy way and in a special way |
| 00:53:40:29 | 00:53:42:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:45:19 | 00:53:50:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we could unite and together we create a better world which is what we want |
| 00:53:50:21 | 00:53:58:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | below a more perfect union i think we have the same bonus |
| 00:53:55:26 | 00:53:56:10 | Steve [GM] | roll |
| 00:53:59:04 | 00:53:59:26 | Dave [Xeros] | party on dudes |
| 00:54:01:07 | 00:54:11:17 | Brin [Basil] | I feel |
| 00:54:01:17 | 00:54:07:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh, it’s a 14 plus 4. |
| 00:54:11:17 | 00:54:14:09 | Brin [Basil] | like I should roll again after I punch those columns. |
| 00:54:15:17 | 00:54:16:27 | Chris [TBD] | All angles are covered |
| 00:54:17:00 | 00:54:20:29 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right, that’s right. The side eye, the side-eye. |
| 00:54:21:01 | 00:54:22:18 | Chris [TBD] | and rock and roll. |
| 00:54:21:07 | 00:54:21:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Peace. |
| 00:54:24:05 | 00:54:28:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh! |
| 00:54:24:18 | 00:54:29:00 | Dave [Xeros] | love war rock and role okay yep that’s that’s great |
| 00:54:25:27 | 00:54:26:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:54:26:25 | 00:54:28:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | That couldn’t have gone better! |
| 00:54:28:05 | 00:54:31:16 | Chris [TBD] | We’re going to print them out people are going to hang them in their homes |
| 00:54:28:24 | 00:54:29:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:54:32:06 | 00:54:33:09 | Dave [Xeros] | You can have a couple |
| 00:54:34:10 | 00:54:36:06 | Chris [TBD] | sell them at all the good homes |
| 00:54:35:27 | 00:54:40:21 | Dave [Xeros] | the banner that says that specifically. Peace, love, war, rock and roll. |
| 00:54:40:08 | 00:54:41:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Rock and roll. |
| 00:54:40:28 | 00:54:52:19 | Steve [GM] | the crowd seems for the most part pretty persuaded there is a small contingent, though, that have been glowering at you the entire time. And their looks |
| 00:54:52:19 | 00:54:58:25 | Steve [GM] | only get stonier as your colorful speeches continue |
| 00:55:00:08 | 00:55:09:11 | Steve [GM] | Once Foulclaw finishes Nortle is brought up to the podium and he looks out over everyone, gives a slow smile |
| 00:55:07:01 | 00:55:07:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:11:11 | 00:55:15:00 | Chris [TBD] | Keeps his head looking forward as his body turns around, but he’s still looking. |
| 00:55:14:28 | 00:55:16:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Puts his Pope hat on. |
| 00:55:16:10 | 00:55:17:25 | Steve [GM] | with his old popette |
| 00:55:16:29 | 00:55:17:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:17:08 | 00:55:18:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:18:16 | 00:55:19:11 | Brin [Basil] | Adjust it. |
| 00:55:21:06 | 00:55:22:07 | Steve [GM] | your fashion |
| 00:55:22:21 | 00:55:23:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:23:21 | 00:55:24:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Here here! |
| 00:55:24:01 | 00:55:26:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Aw, suck! |
| 00:55:25:10 | 00:55:29:13 | Chris [TBD] | Bravo! Oh no! What is your… |
| 00:55:26:26 | 00:55:28:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:28:05 | 00:55:28:24 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:28:21 | 00:55:30:20 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, bad! Is it as bad as mine? |
| 00:55:31:29 | 00:55:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:32:27 | 00:55:34:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Don’t blow this for us Gene! |
| 00:55:33:27 | 00:55:36:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:34:17 | 00:55:36:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:34:17 | 00:55:37:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:37:05 | 00:55:38:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, we’re related. |
| 00:55:40:06 | 00:55:41:25 | Brin [Basil] | Not born for speeches. |
| 00:55:42:07 | 00:55:43:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:55:42:24 | 00:55:51:05 | Steve [GM] | a total of eight okay uh okay yeah so um yeah the pope hat didn’t apparently work for them |
| 00:55:51:05 | 00:55:59:14 | Steve [GM] | so sorry but that’s three successes to two failures which of course means that you’ve managed to sway the crowd. |
| 00:55:59:21 | 00:56:10:08 | Steve [GM] | But, but Faunus has an opportunity to speak now as well and so what I’m going to do is I will give her speech |
| 00:56:10:08 | 00:56:21:11 | Steve [GM] | and you all are gonna be the crowd so when I say something that you’re like okay my group we’re gonna roll to see if we’re persuaded same thing 15 and up |
| 00:56:11:22 | 00:56:13:26 | Chris [TBD] | You all are in crap |
| 00:56:16:17 | 00:56:20:14 | Chris [TBD] | the same thing |
| 00:56:21:11 | 00:56:27:23 | Steve [GM] | means you are persuaded so you wanna roll low to keep the crowd on your side. Does that make sense? |
| 00:56:28:17 | 00:56:30:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I cast Charm Person real quick? |
| 00:56:32:22 | 00:56:35:10 | Steve [GM] | On Faunus, okay. |
| 00:56:33:23 | 00:56:34:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 00:56:37:13 | 00:56:40:05 | Steve [GM] | At disadvantage though. |
| 00:56:40:15 | 00:56:40:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:56:41:26 | 00:56:44:25 | Dave [Xeros] | So it’s not really disbanded she has to make a wisdom saving throw |
| 00:56:44:28 | 00:56:47:19 | Steve [GM] | Okay, I can’t remember which one it went. |
| 00:56:46:16 | 00:56:56:29 | Dave [Xeros] | does she have a stat block? I imagine if she’s failed, she’s charmed by me until the spell ends |
| 00:56:57:28 | 00:57:00:01 | Steve [GM] | And what’s the saving throw on that? |
| 00:57:00:17 | 00:57:04:12 | Dave [Xeros] | it is a DC wisdom saving throw 15 |
| 00:57:10:22 | 00:57:12:14 | Steve [GM] | So that did succeed. |
| 00:57:13:12 | 00:57:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | so she’s charm |
| 00:57:14:18 | 00:57:19:10 | Steve [GM] | She is charmed but It’s not a huge change because she already |
| 00:57:20:16 | 00:57:23:02 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i just want to be winking at her from the |
| 00:57:22:02 | 00:57:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:57:23:17 | 00:57:32:29 | Steve [GM] | distracting her a little bit. Okay, so I’ll give you advantage on your role when you decide to cast your boat |
| 00:57:24:14 | 00:57:25:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and just like |
| 00:57:29:07 | 00:57:30:08 | Dave [Xeros] | okay great |
| 00:57:33:04 | 00:57:36:17 | Dave [Xeros] | let’s go Hotel room. Now! |
| 00:57:39:05 | 00:57:42:17 | Steve [GM] | I believe it’s important |
| 00:57:44:04 | 00:57:45:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to cast Minor Illusion. |
| 00:57:45:28 | 00:57:52:04 | Steve [GM] | I want you to all recognize the insanity that has been brought |
| 00:57:47:05 | 00:57:48:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | She’s mad. |
| 00:57:53:27 | 00:58:03:16 | Steve [GM] | the insanity that has been brought to our fair city because of people like this behold the violence that is inherent in their system |
| 00:58:04:10 | 00:58:09:22 | Steve [GM] | behold their religious ideals of superiority and |
| 00:58:09:02 | 00:58:10:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s no reason |
| 00:58:13:13 | 00:58:25:08 | Steve [GM] | desires to be with us in a holy way do any of us truly want to know what that is supposed to i mean does anyone want to know really what he would mean by that |
| 00:58:25:08 | 00:58:31:11 | Steve [GM] | they bring in their raucous music that has no redeeming value or art to it at all |
| 00:58:31:11 | 00:58:38:25 | Steve [GM] | it’s only performed in four for time ah |
| 00:58:34:06 | 00:58:34:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | four |
| 00:58:34:08 | 00:58:45:19 | Dave [Xeros] | just shake i’m shaking keys uh what’s |
| 00:58:41:02 | 00:58:51:28 | Brin [Basil] | I’m royally pissed off that she said that right |
| 00:58:45:19 | 00:58:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | it what’s is it the again the perception we want to stay low |
| 00:58:49:09 | 00:58:58:05 | Steve [GM] | persuasion So you’re the crowd now, and did her words persuade you? And 15 means yes. As the crowd, you did get persuaded. |
| 00:58:51:28 | 00:59:01:22 | Brin [Basil] | this is |
| 00:58:57:29 | 00:59:09:03 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to, before this happens I am going to cast Minor Illusion and it says you create a sound and I’m just going to have a big boo sound come from |
| 00:59:01:22 | 00:59:03:28 | Brin [Basil] | the first time I’ve ever wanted to roll up |
| 00:59:09:03 | 00:59:10:01 | Chris [TBD] | the crowd |
| 00:59:10:29 | 00:59:29:05 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah. |
| 00:59:14:09 | 00:59:24:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can i get advantage if i use it’s i know what i think it just applies to me type of chaos |
| 00:59:15:03 | 00:59:19:29 | Steve [GM] | Okay. I’ll give you advantage on your roll as well so you two can do that. |
| 00:59:25:11 | 00:59:35:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gives me an advantage on things but would that apply to the crowd in this sense really okay cool but i also have to roll for wild magic surge if i used this every time okay |
| 00:59:28:29 | 00:59:30:10 | Steve [GM] | Sure. Yeah, I’ll let it go. |
| 00:59:29:08 | 00:59:31:27 | Chris [TBD] | Because we want a low crowd. |
| 00:59:34:09 | 00:59:36:01 | Steve [GM] | Correct. Yeah, correct. |
| 00:59:36:12 | 00:59:38:26 | Chris [TBD] | So to clarify, We need to get a low score. |
| 00:59:38:29 | 00:59:49:03 | Steve [GM] | Yep, you want below 15. So no modifier… Yeah, technically disadvantageable, but there are no modifiers from your stat blocks. It’s just a straight roll. What do you got? |
| 00:59:40:08 | 00:59:42:25 | Chris [TBD] | So it should be disadvantage is what we’re rolling. |
| 00:59:47:20 | 00:59:48:12 | Chris [TBD] | Got it. |
| 00:59:50:25 | 00:59:51:25 | Chris [TBD] | Nat one! |
| 00:59:52:24 | 00:59:54:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:54:29 | 01:00:01:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i also rolled a one what are you doing what that’s not the plan |
| 00:59:55:07 | 00:59:56:05 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not even going to roll again. |
| 01:00:02:05 | 01:00:02:18 | Chris [TBD] | 21? |
| 01:00:02:26 | 01:00:04:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:00:06:11 | 01:00:14:22 | Brin [Basil] | in the actual that is bad dude I’m okay |
| 01:00:06:17 | 01:00:14:05 | Dave [Xeros] | it supposed to be straight are we supposed to being adding our modifier I know I’m rolling my second one my first |
| 01:00:09:03 | 01:00:11:23 | Chris [TBD] | No straight. But disadvantage |
| 01:00:09:20 | 01:00:10:22 | Steve [GM] | don’t need to add a modifier |
| 01:00:14:22 | 01:00:26:22 | Brin [Basil] | i’m not gonna use my phone anymore and I’m going to use this one because this one hates me and my phone loves me good |
| 01:00:23:28 | 01:00:25:01 | Steve [GM] | your group |
| 01:00:26:22 | 01:00:27:29 | Brin [Basil] | lordy that was bad |
| 01:00:28:11 | 01:00:32:18 | Steve [GM] | Basil is sabotaging everything you guys are trying to do tonight apparently |
| 01:00:30:07 | 01:00:36:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s war i mean it’s you know warrant no one wins with |
| 01:00:34:27 | 01:00:42:17 | Brin [Basil] | someone after well and the reason that happened is because when she said that I punched another hole right through the drywall. |
| 01:00:36:20 | 01:01:29:02 | Dave [Xeros] | war oh there’s |
| 01:00:44:12 | 01:00:46:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that was for my wild magic search |
| 01:00:45:22 | 01:00:46:18 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! |
| 01:00:47:14 | 01:00:58:05 | Steve [GM] | turned out okay alright so the crowd begins the boo really kind of throws her off and she tries to regain |
| 01:00:56:05 | 01:00:58:26 | Chris [TBD] | And he tries to regain the thoughts |
| 01:00:58:05 | 01:01:10:02 | Steve [GM] | her thoughts but every time she glances toward this tiefling over in the corner it just makes her even more flustered and eventually her speech just disintegrates Mars stands up |
| 01:01:10:02 | 01:01:13:02 | Steve [GM] | and says let’s vote I demand we vote, we vote, We Vote |
| 01:01:14:06 | 01:01:21:09 | Steve [GM] | And as a whole The vote gets cast and it is in favor of the host |
| 01:01:14:24 | 01:01:16:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | vote for us |
| 01:01:21:05 | 01:01:22:12 | Chris [TBD] | Vote for Unity. |
| 01:01:22:25 | 01:01:23:10 | Steve [GM] | Thereby |
| 01:01:25:05 | 01:01:26:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but I have a feeling this isn’t over |
| 01:01:26:08 | 01:01:27:25 | Steve [GM] | No, it’s not. |
| 01:01:28:24 | 01:01:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | all thanks to me it was it’s because I |
| 01:01:30:23 | 01:01:34:27 | Chris [TBD] | You wanted a fight? |
| 01:01:31:02 | 01:01:37:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is she going to pull the trump card if this is a stolen election or something. |
| 01:01:33:05 | 01:01:35:00 | Steve [GM] | The crowd… |
| 01:01:37:13 | 01:01:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:37:13 | 01:01:39:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:42:24 | 01:01:44:05 | Chris [TBD] | That’s good, that’s good. |
| 01:01:46:18 | 01:01:49:18 | Steve [GM] | So broad scale, |
| 01:01:51:11 | 01:02:01:15 | Steve [GM] | Sinoday is not going to be trying to invade. We can expect the ambassadors and probably merchants |
| 01:02:01:15 | 01:02:09:16 | Steve [GM] | to begin communications and connections and building up a rapport with the people down in Coreas. |
| 01:02:11:12 | 01:02:13:02 | Steve [GM] | Massive success there. |
| 01:02:14:24 | 01:02:24:20 | Chris [TBD] | has made |
| 01:02:15:11 | 01:02:23:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we have |
| 01:02:17:15 | 01:02:19:27 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s always |
| 01:02:17:29 | 01:02:19:18 | Steve [GM] | with you there always is. |
| 01:02:23:07 | 01:02:34:25 | Steve [GM] | You have made an enemy of a very powerful person and the fact that her politics is getting in between some unacceptable feelings for |
| 01:02:34:25 | 01:02:44:20 | Steve [GM] | one of you is also leading to a lot of anger and rage so um while everyone is kind of celebrating the vote |
| 01:02:44:20 | 01:02:54:04 | Steve [GM] | right they go outside and they let the crowds know and they kind of you know there’s just still some tension but it doesn’t break out like into mob violence because these are more respectable |
| 01:02:54:04 | 01:03:03:04 | Steve [GM] | people they you know democratic process and okay our side our side lost but in all of the hullabaloo |
| 01:02:57:18 | 01:03:01:06 | Brin [Basil] | We can change that. Just kidding. Just kidding! |
| 01:03:03:04 | 01:03:11:05 | Steve [GM] | uh you all kind of get um pulled off to one side and you’re brought into |
| 01:03:17:11 | 01:03:27:25 | Steve [GM] | nope we’ll put you in here so um they pull you into a small |
| 01:03:28:26 | 01:03:32:21 | Steve [GM] | kind of like a little greenhouse, a small little garden off to one side. |
| 01:03:34:13 | 01:03:40:08 | Steve [GM] | Just some of the helpers of the crew kind of herd you into this area |
| 01:03:41:29 | 01:03:42:17 | Steve [GM] | and |
| 01:03:44:25 | 01:03:45:13 | Steve [GM] | say |
| 01:03:46:18 | 01:03:47:20 | Steve [GM] | she wants |
| 01:03:49:07 | 01:03:50:17 | Steve [GM] | to talk to you. |
| 01:03:54:01 | 01:04:00:06 | Steve [GM] | One of the guard… Kind of some henchmen sort of thing that kind of hustled you all into |
| 01:04:00:14 | 01:04:01:14 | Dave [Xeros] | one guard that didn’t |
| 01:04:02:06 | 01:04:03:24 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah, |
| 01:04:02:12 | 01:04:05:16 | Steve [GM] | yeah that’s right one of them is Brayden |
| 01:04:06:01 | 01:04:09:28 | Brin [Basil] | do we have |
| 01:04:06:02 | 01:04:07:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:09:05 | 01:04:15:14 | Steve [GM] | you need to come into this room Farnas needs to talk to you specifically |
| 01:04:14:07 | 01:04:16:22 | Brin [Basil] | Do you have any spiced wine left? |
| 01:04:17:24 | 01:04:19:06 | Brin [Basil] | That’s what I’m talking about. |
| 01:04:19:14 | 01:04:20:20 | Dave [Xeros] | um are you sure |
| 01:04:22:02 | 01:04:24:19 | Chris [TBD] | Jenkins took the diary, right? We don’t have that on us. |
| 01:04:26:22 | 01:04:26:26 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 01:04:27:16 | 01:04:29:19 | Chris [TBD] | No, no Mars has it |
| 01:04:28:25 | 01:04:30:08 | Steve [GM] | Mars has it |
| 01:04:30:22 | 01:04:35:05 | Chris [TBD] | Oh we did |
| 01:04:32:24 | 01:04:33:27 | Dave [Xeros] | including all the pamphlets |
| 01:04:33:21 | 01:04:34:18 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 01:04:34:17 | 01:04:37:05 | Steve [GM] | just cranking out copies in the back |
| 01:04:37:24 | 01:04:40:23 | Brin [Basil] | The manual pan flit crank! |
| 01:04:40:02 | 01:04:41:23 | Steve [GM] | hands basically doing all |
| 01:04:43:27 | 01:04:49:08 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, so you’re being brought into this area So that you can converse with |
| 01:04:50:17 | 01:04:55:07 | Steve [GM] | Excuse me With Faunus Go ahead and put your characters on the map |
| 01:05:07:25 | 01:05:13:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I imagine we should all be together if we got pulled in by Brayden, right? |
| 01:05:11:12 | 01:05:13:05 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, you can reposition me, huh? |
| 01:05:24:14 | 01:05:25:06 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, that’s fine. |
| 01:05:31:04 | 01:05:33:04 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s right there. Fowcloth |
| 01:05:34:17 | 01:05:36:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he’s still on his way |
| 01:05:37:03 | 01:05:38:09 | Brin [Basil] | He’s walking slow. |
| 01:05:44:20 | 01:05:45:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh hell yes |
| 01:05:45:03 | 01:05:45:23 | Brin [Basil] | Free… |
| 01:05:47:28 | 01:05:54:08 | Chris [TBD] | She came to see you, Arrows. |
| 01:05:48:09 | 01:05:48:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:48:09 | 01:05:48:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:49:18 | 01:05:51:06 | Dave [Xeros] | She came to battle |
| 01:05:53:01 | 01:05:54:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh my gosh |
| 01:05:57:15 | 01:06:07:13 | Steve [GM] | case it’s not what you see is what you get That is supposed to be a regal looking a little bit older, middle-aged woman. Yeah that’s much better |
| 01:06:07:07 | 01:06:08:11 | Dave [Xeros] | That looks like an angel |
| 01:06:09:25 | 01:06:12:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, yes. Still hot. |
| 01:06:11:12 | 01:06:13:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | now we know her true character |
| 01:06:15:06 | 01:06:16:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I gotta think of the blondes. |
| 01:06:17:25 | 01:06:21:08 | Steve [GM] | She walks in and does this sarcastic golf clap |
| 01:06:19:19 | 01:06:31:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t totally know if she’s like applauding for us or not thank you |
| 01:06:24:11 | 01:06:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | Shooter! Shooter knows what’s up. |
| 01:06:28:29 | 01:06:31:07 | Brin [Basil] | He starts clapping with her, we’re all. |
| 01:06:31:13 | 01:06:33:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Speech! Speech! |
| 01:06:31:17 | 01:06:43:04 | Steve [GM] | No! No! Stop! No! Stop it! Stop it all of you You’ve ruined everything I had plans I had ideas And you ruined it all |
| 01:06:32:09 | 01:06:34:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m glad that we’re friends ok |
| 01:06:32:16 | 01:06:43:06 | Chris [TBD] | i wake up in my slumber oh we |
| 01:06:34:20 | 01:06:35:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Speech! |
| 01:06:35:25 | 01:06:36:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:06:36:05 | 01:06:37:13 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:06:36:05 | 01:06:37:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:06:43:04 | 01:06:47:12 | Steve [GM] | You proved my point Of course |
| 01:06:43:06 | 01:06:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | know about your plans yes no yes |
| 01:06:45:29 | 01:06:48:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve got plans. I’ve gotten plans too. |
| 01:06:48:22 | 01:06:53:03 | Steve [GM] | Stop! Stop your toying with my heart and I have something I need to say right now |
| 01:06:52:14 | 01:06:53:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:06:54:24 | 01:06:57:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll never stop. Never stop never stopping. |
| 01:06:56:17 | 01:06:58:15 | Brin [Basil] | See, see, see. No, no, no. |
| 01:07:01:22 | 01:07:03:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. Yep. |
| 01:07:03:06 | 01:07:09:21 | Steve [GM] | uh it’s been about an hour don’t you have to do like another check or something |
| 01:07:04:28 | 01:07:05:27 | Dave [Xeros] | This is why |
| 01:07:09:07 | 01:07:20:06 | Dave [Xeros] | uh yeah i have to here that’s it’s two i have my hangover hit and I have to take another drink |
| 01:07:23:20 | 01:07:32:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah oh okay does someone want to roll d6 instead of me you’re not going to like what I rolled all right we’re right back |
| 01:07:32:26 | 01:07:39:21 | Dave [Xeros] | where we started um yep yep so this is that’s just ecstasy yep we’re |
| 01:07:39:21 | 01:07:49:03 | Dave [Xeros] | back where we started um yeah that’s yep yep okay so i’m gonna hit that and it’s got the patch in it |
| 01:07:41:11 | 01:07:42:08 | Chris [TBD] | have to take it |
| 01:07:42:15 | 01:07:44:03 | Brin [Basil] | Addiction. It truly is a burden. |
| 01:07:49:03 | 01:07:57:10 | Dave [Xeros] | and uh sensations of feelings of ecstasy so i mean it is a it is like potty drum um so it’s time to party um |
| 01:07:58:03 | 01:08:06:04 | Dave [Xeros] | it gives me advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks true sight for eight hours but uh but then after eight hours i’m going to go blind |
| 01:08:04:25 | 01:08:08:26 | Steve [GM] | okay so uh with |
| 01:08:10:28 | 01:08:14:22 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re just what could possibly go wrong uh okay |
| 01:08:11:02 | 01:08:13:24 | Steve [GM] | what could what could possibly go wrong |
| 01:08:16:24 | 01:08:22:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | since we’re in this greenhouse i’m just curious uh i’d like to make like a medicine check |
| 01:08:23:10 | 01:08:34:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and see if there’s anything in here that like potentially help us if things go and it’s because i’m really good with medicine that’s why oh sorry |
| 01:08:29:05 | 01:08:30:09 | Steve [GM] | you know what to do |
| 01:08:32:12 | 01:08:36:07 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a stat no one ever uses. Ever. |
| 01:08:34:19 | 01:08:39:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 16 plus a three |
| 01:08:41:04 | 01:08:51:03 | Steve [GM] | there are most of the flora here is unfamiliar to you because it’s grown up here in the sky but |
| 01:08:51:03 | 01:08:57:14 | Steve [GM] | there are a couple of trees that you recognize as being |
| 01:09:00:08 | 01:09:11:26 | Steve [GM] | they when they pollinate it’s actually more of spores. They have small little pods that, if broken open, will cause these little spores to come out of the pod |
| 01:09:11:26 | 01:09:22:16 | Steve [GM] | and if someone inhales those it can cause them to start to hallucinate which would give them disadvantage on anything coming against you |
| 01:09:19:09 | 01:09:26:14 | Chris [TBD] | So don’t breathe. |
| 01:09:28:01 | 01:09:31:03 | Steve [GM] | Aeros just starts snorting everything |
| 01:09:30:13 | 01:09:32:10 | Dave [Xeros] | oh my gosh i remember this |
| 01:09:31:06 | 01:09:33:15 | Brin [Basil] | Just self-inflicted |
| 01:09:33:28 | 01:09:45:20 | Steve [GM] | Alright, so because you have Truesight you are able to see that um the uh magical like the like that purple aura |
| 01:09:37:19 | 01:09:38:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 01:09:46:10 | 01:09:52:17 | Steve [GM] | veins that you kind of saw um there is a very distinct magical glow |
| 01:09:52:29 | 01:10:04:05 | Steve [GM] | with uh that kind of goes in almost like a thin cord coming streaming off of her and out of sight, out of the room. |
| 01:10:04:27 | 01:10:12:14 | Steve [GM] | Like there’s something that is connecting her via some sort of magic umbilical cord as it were. |
| 01:10:11:09 | 01:10:12:19 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s not the milliners |
| 01:10:12:04 | 01:10:19:29 | Brin [Basil] | what on earth oh yeah and like what if |
| 01:10:13:18 | 01:10:18:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Didn’t we… Wasn’t there like a cord in the office or something? Wasn’t it like a… |
| 01:10:19:16 | 01:10:21:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh! It went from the door to the… |
| 01:10:21:08 | 01:10:23:03 | Brin [Basil] | yeah well and like what is |
| 01:10:25:04 | 01:10:26:02 | Brin [Basil] | something else |
| 01:10:28:12 | 01:10:34:00 | Brin [Basil] | you know i mean what if she’s like one of us like an animal |
| 01:10:32:18 | 01:10:38:00 | Dave [Xeros] | connected to anyone else she’s like a puppet |
| 01:10:36:12 | 01:10:42:22 | Steve [GM] | You also notice because of the true sight you can tell that the magic or of the greenhouse |
| 01:10:45:02 | 01:10:54:24 | Steve [GM] | indestructible glass like you wouldn’t be able to just blast your way out or anything like it’s shimmering in that adamantine way |
| 01:10:48:27 | 01:10:49:13 | Dave [Xeros] | okay |
| 01:10:50:18 | 01:10:51:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just gonna |
| 01:10:54:20 | 01:10:55:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Hmm. |
| 01:10:54:25 | 01:11:05:25 | Brin [Basil] | need to get out of here I really |
| 01:10:55:13 | 01:10:57:21 | Dave [Xeros] | huddle everyone up real quick and say hey |
| 01:10:58:24 | 01:10:59:19 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s a trap |
| 01:11:02:04 | 01:11:02:19 | Dave [Xeros] | well |
| 01:11:04:18 | 01:11:14:21 | Dave [Xeros] | it just depends if you want to punch something punch something um uh it’s probably not gonna work like i said it’s a trap this is an indestructible |
| 01:11:08:20 | 01:11:11:06 | Brin [Basil] | what about this glass just kidding |
| 01:11:14:29 | 01:11:15:22 | Brin [Basil] | oh dear |
| 01:11:15:09 | 01:11:18:09 | Chris [TBD] | Why don’t we find out really what her game is? |
| 01:11:20:00 | 01:11:20:18 | Chris [TBD] | Faunus. |
| 01:11:22:07 | 01:11:24:25 | Chris [TBD] | What’s your whole angle? Give it up already. |
| 01:11:28:14 | 01:11:29:12 | Chris [TBD] | You lost. |
| 01:11:29:04 | 01:11:33:19 | Steve [GM] | very well that roguish wink my heart melts |
| 01:11:30:20 | 01:11:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 01:11:35:03 | 01:11:42:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yep yeah i i’ve |
| 01:11:35:16 | 01:11:43:12 | Steve [GM] | apparently that causes her to monologue aloud which I didn’t know that was something the charm persons do but here we are |
| 01:11:42:20 | 01:11:47:05 | Dave [Xeros] | i’ve put in a lot of work you better put out |
| 01:11:45:07 | 01:11:49:27 | Brin [Basil] | oh gosh |
| 01:11:52:15 | 01:11:57:22 | Steve [GM] | let’s go at okay I feel like we should at least do one roll to see if she has |
| 01:11:57:08 | 01:11:58:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:11:59:04 | 01:12:08:25 | Steve [GM] | whatever the deuce it is you guys are laying down so uh chris you you were the one who said like all right spill the beans give me a give me |
| 01:12:10:11 | 01:12:12:16 | Chris [TBD] | Just want to know that’s not a good stat for me. |
| 01:12:10:23 | 01:12:14:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll give you Bardic Inspiration on Intimidation. |
| 01:12:13:28 | 01:12:17:16 | Chris [TBD] | Excellent, thank you. That’s a D4 right? Oh nice. |
| 01:12:15:24 | 01:12:16:22 | Dave [Xeros] | D6 |
| 01:12:20:27 | 01:12:22:27 | Chris [TBD] | That’s an 18 plus 6. |
| 01:12:27:12 | 01:12:28:25 | Chris [TBD] | So, 24. |
| 01:12:28:01 | 01:12:36:06 | Steve [GM] | yeah so between her raging hormones and a little bit of fear |
| 01:12:39:02 | 01:12:41:09 | Brin [Basil] | Did you just say raging horror? |
| 01:12:42:11 | 01:12:45:19 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t think you heard the charmed person |
| 01:12:46:00 | 01:12:52:24 | Brin [Basil] | No, I did. It’s like it just didn’t sink in elsewhere. |
| 01:12:49:28 | 01:12:50:26 | Steve [GM] | what charmed means |
| 01:12:54:28 | 01:13:06:23 | Steve [GM] | she looks down and then looks at all of you and says my end game is to destroy vermin like you from the face of this planet |
| 01:13:07:19 | 01:13:10:28 | Steve [GM] | You are scum for the most part |
| 01:13:14:01 | 01:13:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s right |
| 01:13:15:23 | 01:13:22:01 | Chris [TBD] | Between my toes. I’m in touch with the phone and he’s stranded. |
| 01:13:16:18 | 01:13:18:22 | Steve [GM] | Is that your owl eyes |
| 01:13:19:14 | 01:13:21:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah they’re like welling up with like tears |
| 01:13:21:05 | 01:13:23:03 | Dave [Xeros] | he shrank did you shrink |
| 01:13:23:22 | 01:13:33:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no i can’t no i wish no but i just like widen my eyes a little bit and give her kind of like the like sad puppy dog like you don’t have to yeah yep |
| 01:13:30:19 | 01:13:31:28 | Steve [GM] | The puss in boots |
| 01:13:31:18 | 01:13:38:20 | Brin [Basil] | The bussin boots! What do you mean want to go kick your ass? |
| 01:13:33:08 | 01:13:34:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:13:33:17 | 01:13:41:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep all right |
| 01:13:34:02 | 01:13:36:02 | Steve [GM] | She looks at the bunny. What do you do? |
| 01:13:40:13 | 01:13:42:22 | Steve [GM] | Flirting, baby face, |
| 01:13:44:23 | 01:13:45:20 | Dave [Xeros] | just knuckles |
| 01:13:44:25 | 01:13:48:03 | Steve [GM] | cracking your knuckles and just glaring at her. |
| 01:13:47:06 | 01:13:50:18 | Chris [TBD] | and I’m standing there with my arms folded, shaking my head. |
| 01:13:47:09 | 01:13:48:17 | Brin [Basil] | i’m freaking adorable |
| 01:13:50:05 | 01:13:54:06 | Steve [GM] | Like Uncle Rico kind of making your biceps bulge a little bit more. |
| 01:13:51:25 | 01:13:52:12 | Chris [TBD] | Yep. |
| 01:13:54:14 | 01:13:56:12 | Chris [TBD] | My intimidation is a plus zero |
| 01:13:57:28 | 01:14:00:11 | Chris [TBD] | so… Listen, Fonis… |
| 01:13:59:12 | 01:14:01:06 | Steve [GM] | he rolled 18 plus 6 so |
| 01:14:01:04 | 01:14:03:17 | Dave [Xeros] | listen I’m just going to throw this out here |
| 01:14:05:14 | 01:14:11:14 | Dave [Xeros] | if your final solution was a little bit more nuanced there are definitely things that need to be exterminated down there |
| 01:14:12:27 | 01:14:16:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t want to exterminate the children because it seems like we’ve made some inroads |
| 01:14:15:29 | 01:14:21:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep sorry |
| 01:14:18:01 | 01:14:18:27 | Dave [Xeros] | um right |
| 01:14:20:04 | 01:14:21:00 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah okay |
| 01:14:22:10 | 01:14:30:29 | Dave [Xeros] | but there are plenty of monsters and other things that are scum and bummin but I mean if you come at this from a nuanced perspective, I’m pretty sure we could work something out |
| 01:14:32:18 | 01:14:35:29 | Dave [Xeros] | love to see your extermination machines down there doing the good work |
| 01:14:37:10 | 01:14:45:29 | Dave [Xeros] | you know and if you show up in Pearl there’s like a couple brothers and sisters that I have that you can totally exterminate |
| 01:14:45:29 | 01:14:53:13 | Dave [Xeros] | um i also have a father uh you just keep my mother out of it but uh yep |
| 01:14:53:13 | 01:15:12:21 | Dave [Xeros] | i will freely offer all of them up for extermination hi |
| 01:14:59:17 | 01:15:03:28 | Chris [TBD] | honest it doesn’t have to be this way you got a choice to make |
| 01:15:05:15 | 01:15:06:28 | Brin [Basil] | what’s wrong with you by the way |
| 01:15:09:06 | 01:15:10:06 | Brin [Basil] | are you sick |
| 01:15:10:02 | 01:15:13:17 | Steve [GM] | wrong with you. You have clearly come across… |
| 01:15:14:26 | 01:15:16:01 | Steve [GM] | Oh, those eyes. |
| 01:15:17:22 | 01:15:21:22 | Dave [Xeros] | the only person you could be mad at is basil so just turn to basil |
| 01:15:18:25 | 01:15:24:29 | Steve [GM] | She turns… She just looks at the turtle and the bunny and glares at you. |
| 01:15:19:25 | 01:15:22:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:19:28 | 01:15:26:05 | Chris [TBD] | but she likes animals |
| 01:15:20:05 | 01:15:21:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:21:04 | 01:15:21:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | heard about |
| 01:15:26:25 | 01:15:27:29 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, that’s right. |
| 01:15:26:26 | 01:15:28:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:26:26 | 01:15:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:27:25 | 01:15:29:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:28:27 | 01:15:29:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s why yeah |
| 01:15:29:23 | 01:15:31:19 | Chris [TBD] | i’m so frustrated right now |
| 01:15:30:29 | 01:15:35:00 | Brin [Basil] | And I grab my ear and I’m like… |
| 01:15:36:29 | 01:15:44:06 | Steve [GM] | You clearly have discovered some incriminating evidence. Let that be a lesson. Don’t write down your crimes. |
| 01:15:46:05 | 01:15:57:16 | Steve [GM] | and she pulls out just a small like little magic or not magical excuse me just like a small little pod just a little chest and she cracks it open |
| 01:15:57:16 | 01:16:05:08 | Steve [GM] | and says I didn’t want to have to do this but here you’ve given me no choice |
| 01:16:00:00 | 01:16:01:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh no. |
| 01:16:06:08 | 01:16:09:02 | Steve [GM] | oh give me those eyes zeros |
| 01:16:09:15 | 01:16:13:11 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s arrows oh damn it |
| 01:16:10:22 | 01:16:22:03 | Steve [GM] | don’t correct me she crushes a small little crystal that was inside of it and the small fountain there in the middle suddenly splits open |
| 01:16:11:22 | 01:16:12:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | mage hand |
| 01:16:22:03 | 01:16:23:09 | Steve [GM] | we get |
| 01:16:31:20 | 01:16:33:24 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s like happy go lucky music |
| 01:16:34:25 | 01:16:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | just like you know going on |
| 01:16:36:22 | 01:16:38:04 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 01:16:38:00 | 01:16:39:24 | Steve [GM] | that’s on Krista change |
| 01:16:43:20 | 01:16:46:24 | Steve [GM] | the next song two hours in forest |
| 01:16:48:19 | 01:16:51:20 | Steve [GM] | ah that’s the sound |
| 01:16:49:10 | 01:16:51:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the fountain |
| 01:16:49:13 | 01:16:50:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 01:16:53:13 | 01:17:04:20 | Steve [GM] | so yes she is terribly conflicted but demands her hatred of outsiders overpowers all |
| 01:17:04:20 | 01:17:14:08 | Steve [GM] | your sundry charms and intimidation even the love she has for little fluffy animals so go ahead and roll for initiative |
| 01:17:06:05 | 01:17:07:00 | Chris [TBD] | and |
| 01:17:06:08 | 01:17:06:23 | Dave [Xeros] | okay |
| 01:17:13:05 | 01:17:29:23 | Brin [Basil] | Heck yeah. |
| 01:17:14:29 | 01:17:18:12 | Dave [Xeros] | i just want to say one thing before we do this um not in the face |
| 01:17:34:25 | 01:17:35:16 | Brin [Basil] | 21 |
| 01:17:39:22 | 01:17:46:20 | Dave [Xeros] | 22 it’s probably the highest role i’m gonna have all day is at 18. |
| 01:17:40:09 | 01:17:40:27 | Steve [GM] | yours Eros? |
| 01:17:49:14 | 01:17:49:29 | Steve [GM] | alright |
| 01:17:51:05 | 01:18:02:19 | Steve [GM] | our battle order is going to be Eros first and then Basil because you rolled very fine |
| 01:18:03:01 | 01:18:14:16 | Steve [GM] | uh then we have one of the uh bad guys goes and then we have um then we have |
| 01:18:14:16 | 01:18:15:26 | Steve [GM] | the two remaining heroes |
| 01:18:18:09 | 01:18:20:04 | Steve [GM] | which foul claw |
| 01:18:21:15 | 01:18:22:04 | Steve [GM] | then TBD |
| 01:18:23:14 | 01:18:31:22 | Steve [GM] | then we’ll have faunus and chester butcher so yeah |
| 01:18:32:07 | 01:18:39:02 | Dave [Xeros] | did you just say chester and the butcher okay okay |
| 01:18:35:09 | 01:18:36:17 | Steve [GM] | so chester is this guy |
| 01:18:37:19 | 01:18:38:26 | Steve [GM] | and that’s the butcher |
| 01:18:38:19 | 01:18:42:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t give him names, we’re going to get all attached and everything. |
| 01:18:40:14 | 01:18:42:14 | Steve [GM] | and then that’s the bull |
| 01:18:41:27 | 01:18:42:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:18:41:27 | 01:18:43:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:18:43:03 | 01:18:44:18 | Dave [Xeros] | the butcher chester and |
| 01:18:45:13 | 01:18:46:10 | Steve [GM] | and Faunus |
| 01:18:45:28 | 01:18:56:28 | Brin [Basil] | quick question you saw this little line that was going did we all see that or just you? Okay. Okay, okay, sweet. |
| 01:18:54:14 | 01:18:57:05 | Dave [Xeros] | it you can’t see it but I told you that um |
| 01:18:58:20 | 01:19:10:15 | Dave [Xeros] | i and i also did see that i have cargo pants on but that’s just because i’m seeing through my own minor illusion and and i do keep on reaching back because i swear damn it guys |
| 01:19:04:10 | 01:19:06:27 | Steve [GM] | slight slight distraction but you can shake it off |
| 01:19:11:07 | 01:19:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s wings back there i can feel it’s like phantom pain so weird |
| 01:19:16:21 | 01:19:28:20 | Steve [GM] | just a reminder if we want to speed things up just a little bit in our fighting roll your d20 plus whatever your damage die is at the same time so that if you do hit you can |
| 01:19:28:20 | 01:19:30:00 | Steve [GM] | tell me how much damage he gave |
| 01:19:31:01 | 01:19:42:01 | Steve [GM] | should speed things along also So if you can just kind of consider what you think you’ll want to do on your turn so that we can keep things moving, that would be really cool. And Nortle, he’s just going to hold his action |
| 01:19:42:01 | 01:19:47:11 | Steve [GM] | and if somebody looks like they’re in a lot of trouble he will eventually get there to help out. |
| 01:19:46:04 | 01:19:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | Cool! |
| 01:19:48:00 | 01:19:48:17 | Chris [TBD] | just |
| 01:19:48:10 | 01:19:51:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | He’s got the first aid kit. It’s like walking over. |
| 01:19:52:12 | 01:20:03:09 | Chris [TBD] | he just keeps changing directions because someone needs it more urgently suddenly oh, over there hold on always for the recording |
| 01:19:52:14 | 01:19:55:14 | Steve [GM] | He’s an ambulance that’s very deliberate. |
| 01:19:58:05 | 01:19:59:28 | Steve [GM] | his way around. Alright, so |
| 01:19:59:14 | 01:19:59:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Um… |
| 01:20:03:09 | 01:20:08:04 | Chris [TBD] | sake it’s always way better if you say out loud what you rolled |
| 01:20:09:11 | 01:20:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s like a that was a 15 that was an 18 is you know got it okay |
| 01:20:11:19 | 01:20:14:08 | Chris [TBD] | yeah so just make sure you always say outloud what you roll |
| 01:20:14:23 | 01:20:15:29 | Steve [GM] | and what was it Jesse? |
| 01:20:18:08 | 01:20:24:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m struggling to remember okay but when we were in the cave underneath and i converted |
| 01:20:24:07 | 01:20:31:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | or i found the children’s and everything um yeah there was uh |
| 01:20:33:28 | 01:20:43:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t know that i like i thought there was some impact on the magic that i discovered it’s like i couldn’t necessarily cure what was happening but |
| 01:20:43:24 | 01:20:56:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i could like combat it somehow but i don’T remember exactly oh i |
| 01:20:46:15 | 01:20:56:07 | Steve [GM] | prevented it from continuing like they can’t do the experiments on them anymore so you prevented further like experimentation and mutation |
| 01:20:54:13 | 01:20:55:00 | Chris [TBD] | experimentation |
| 01:20:56:09 | 01:20:57:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | destroyed their machine |
| 01:20:57:07 | 01:21:11:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay i was trying to remember if i like found some like weakness in the magic or if i thank you |
| 01:21:04:11 | 01:21:10:05 | Steve [GM] | channeled the energy in such a way that you fractured it, you broke it so it can no longer do its function. |
| 01:21:12:07 | 01:21:18:06 | Steve [GM] | Actually thanks Chris for giving us the episode and remember what happened. |
| 01:21:16:06 | 01:21:16:19 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, yeah. |
| 01:21:19:08 | 01:21:21:02 | Steve [GM] | Alright Eros you are first |
| 01:21:22:07 | 01:21:29:11 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so i’m just gonna get started right out the gates um i’m just going to sit back and say hey you know what i really didn’t want to have |
| 01:21:29:11 | 01:21:36:18 | Dave [Xeros] | to do this but and i slowly pull out my bow from my uh violin and then i step back |
| 01:21:36:18 | 01:21:45:03 | Dave [Xeros] | and i just strum a chord um and it is very much like attuned to uh like spider -man |
| 01:21:45:03 | 01:21:51:14 | Dave [Xeros] | where like the guitar just hits like bad like when hobie jumps in does that kind of |
| 01:21:51:14 | 01:22:00:05 | Dave [Xeros] | like mentality and i hit that and um i cast vicious mockery um on uh the butcher |
| 01:21:56:26 | 01:21:57:12 | Steve [GM] | Okay |
| 01:22:00:23 | 01:22:01:09 | Steve [GM] | okay |
| 01:22:01:04 | 01:22:08:20 | Dave [Xeros] | so it’s just like a tirade of profanity and insults that just come out as lyrics |
| 01:22:09:20 | 01:22:20:23 | Dave [Xeros] | basically a stream of beeps like the whole time uh and uh i unleash a string of insults and they must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage |
| 01:22:20:23 | 01:22:23:01 | Dave [Xeros] | and have disadvantage on the next attack roll. |
| 01:22:24:04 | 01:22:35:29 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I’m also going to jump back when I do that and move um a little bit further back here so I can uh keep up with the idea of just not getting hit in the face Uh |
| 01:22:37:14 | 01:22:40:04 | Steve [GM] | okay What was the DC? |
| 01:22:41:02 | 01:22:42:20 | Dave [Xeros] | it is uh 15 |
| 01:22:45:20 | 01:22:46:28 | Steve [GM] | Alright 19 |
| 01:22:47:20 | 01:22:51:07 | Dave [Xeros] | okay Wow Wise Why’s that Butcher? |
| 01:22:49:19 | 01:22:50:16 | Steve [GM] | So I take |
| 01:22:51:26 | 01:22:52:26 | Steve [GM] | it just |
| 01:22:55:13 | 01:22:56:07 | Steve [GM] | okay |
| 01:22:56:02 | 01:22:56:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 01:22:56:13 | 01:22:59:02 | Chris [TBD] | Sticks and stones may break my bones. |
| 01:22:57:23 | 01:22:59:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah whatever |
| 01:22:59:11 | 01:23:05:24 | Steve [GM] | Basil takes 1d4 for that one uh yep three damage on |
| 01:23:03:25 | 01:23:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:23:05:23 | 01:23:06:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:23:09:23 | 01:23:12:26 | Brin [Basil] | so I have these epic boots |
| 01:23:15:04 | 01:23:20:00 | Brin [Basil] | I can jump 30 feet into the air without a |
| 01:23:20:00 | 01:23:29:17 | Brin [Basil] | running start. So I’m going to literally do a double front flip over all of them and |
| 01:23:28:26 | 01:23:29:06 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:23:29:17 | 01:23:40:02 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna land on the back side of Thonis, and I’m gonna drag my sword along the ground and cut this cord behind her. |
| 01:23:40:20 | 01:23:44:13 | Steve [GM] | okay okay all right |
| 01:23:45:22 | 01:23:47:19 | Dave [Xeros] | careful i haven’t hit that yet so |
| 01:23:49:22 | 01:23:52:25 | Brin [Basil] | i um don’t I don’t care |
| 01:23:50:06 | 01:23:51:15 | Chris [TBD] | Might be easier now. |
| 01:23:54:10 | 01:23:58:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he just means like with his spell go ahead and |
| 01:23:55:22 | 01:23:58:05 | Steve [GM] | so go ahead and |
| 01:23:58:00 | 01:23:59:21 | Dave [Xeros] | yes that’s exactly what i meant |
| 01:23:58:08 | 01:24:08:01 | Brin [Basil] | and can i okay and since i have see and i don’t know if this is like too kind of just want to like drag my sword around |
| 01:24:08:26 | 01:24:11:03 | Brin [Basil] | tuck it in my sheath and then punch her |
| 01:24:13:07 | 01:24:15:05 | Steve [GM] | at the magical umbilical cord |
| 01:24:15:05 | 01:24:16:01 | Brin [Basil] | that’s what i’m doing |
| 01:24:17:02 | 01:24:21:22 | Steve [GM] | she’s facing the other way so you actually would get a sneak attack. So if you do punch her, |
| 01:24:23:19 | 01:24:25:00 | Steve [GM] | 1d6 additional damage |
| 01:24:25:03 | 01:24:28:15 | Brin [Basil] | ok no no i’m gonna cut the cord |
| 01:24:28:07 | 01:24:34:05 | Steve [GM] | You’re going to try that before? Alright, still go ahead and roll and tell me how much damage you maybe did |
| 01:24:33:17 | 01:24:40:13 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. And remind me, I clicked this one right? 18. |
| 01:24:40:26 | 01:24:41:08 | Steve [GM] | Okay |
| 01:24:42:13 | 01:24:44:03 | Steve [GM] | And how much advantage would that be? |
| 01:24:46:28 | 01:24:48:15 | Dave [Xeros] | witcher sword is it like a 1d6 |
| 01:24:48:29 | 01:24:50:12 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, it’s next to the one |
| 01:24:49:25 | 01:24:53:27 | Brin [Basil] | Uh yeah it’s four so four sorry |
| 01:24:57:05 | 01:25:05:19 | Steve [GM] | Your sword is incredibly sharp um so sharp in fact that if a normal weapon had tried it probably wouldn’t have done anything |
| 01:25:05:19 | 01:25:12:06 | Steve [GM] | but this seems to be uh sharp enough that it causes kind of a rippling you don’t see the |
| 01:25:12:06 | 01:25:18:25 | Steve [GM] | magic per se but you see the air kind of like a mirage kind of wobbles a little bit |
| 01:25:18:25 | 01:25:26:22 | Steve [GM] | um it’s not enough to have severed it but you absolutely got faunus’ attention she shrieks |
| 01:25:23:28 | 01:25:26:10 | Brin [Basil] | okay good |
| 01:25:26:22 | 01:25:41:03 | Steve [GM] | as if you had stabbed her and okay okay |
| 01:25:30:04 | 01:25:32:09 | Dave [Xeros] | when you do that the entire like globe |
| 01:25:32:09 | 01:25:43:25 | Dave [Xeros] | around as shakes and i i’m gonna roll it uh a d20 to see if i fall over yep yep i fell over |
| 01:25:44:24 | 01:25:53:02 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i’m prone i just the like the reverberation of the magic with my true sight just made me |
| 01:25:46:27 | 01:25:54:14 | Chris [TBD] | happened oh okay |
| 01:25:53:02 | 01:25:57:29 | Dave [Xeros] | like yeah is yeah it it just it was too much for me and i fell |
| 01:25:54:14 | 01:26:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | okay forgive me i was sorry i was reading a spell |
| 01:25:54:16 | 01:25:55:10 | Steve [GM] | heightened senses |
| 01:25:57:27 | 01:25:59:19 | Brin [Basil] | I’m so sorry Arrow sorry |
| 01:26:03:25 | 01:26:09:08 | Chris [TBD] | so what did you what happened that i got you tried to cut the cord and what happened |
| 01:26:04:27 | 01:26:14:26 | Brin [Basil] | I jumped over everybody onto the back and I cut it and I didn’t completely sever it, but I damaged it a lot so and it’s like |
| 01:26:12:27 | 01:26:13:14 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, cool. |
| 01:26:14:26 | 01:26:21:09 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t see it because I don’t see magic. Nothing to do So this guy over here with Truesight. |
| 01:26:21:02 | 01:26:32:17 | Steve [GM] | bull let’s see we’ve got um TBD and foul claw next to each other So, Evens. He goes for Foul Claw. |
| 01:26:32:21 | 01:26:34:12 | Steve [GM] | Odds he goes for TDD. |
| 01:26:36:05 | 01:26:49:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh, wait. I |
| 01:26:36:15 | 01:26:37:13 | Steve [GM] | So, even. |
| 01:26:39:10 | 01:26:45:23 | Steve [GM] | And he is charging you. If he does manage to hit You’re going to have to do a Constitution Saving Throw Or else you’ll be knocked prone. |
| 01:26:45:28 | 01:26:49:04 | Chris [TBD] | How do you know? |
| 01:26:47:06 | 01:26:48:05 | Steve [GM] | He succeeds. |
| 01:26:49:13 | 01:26:50:09 | Steve [GM] | Sorry, 18. |
| 01:26:49:17 | 01:26:53:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | thought Evans were against… Wait, I thought he was charging me. I thought you said Evans. |
| 01:26:50:11 | 01:26:52:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, that works. Hmm? |
| 01:26:53:23 | 01:26:54:28 | Steve [GM] | Oh, which didn’t… |
| 01:26:54:22 | 01:26:56:07 | Chris [TBD] | You said evens TBD. |
| 01:26:57:03 | 01:26:57:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | He did? |
| 01:26:57:16 | 01:26:58:07 | Chris [TBD] | He did. |
| 01:26:59:05 | 01:27:00:05 | Steve [GM] | We’ll check the tape. |
| 01:27:02:18 | 01:27:10:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m pretty sure he said odds foul claw evens TV and he rolled a two. Yes. |
| 01:27:07:13 | 01:27:09:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. Maybe I misheard you. Okay, sorry. |
| 01:27:10:29 | 01:27:16:01 | Steve [GM] | 18 is enough to hit you and you take six damage now to your |
| 01:27:16:22 | 01:27:19:01 | Chris [TBD] | Ouch, that hurts. |
| 01:27:17:03 | 01:27:18:12 | Steve [GM] | constitution saving throw. |
| 01:27:24:14 | 01:27:24:25 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:27:33:15 | 01:27:34:11 | Chris [TBD] | That’s a four. |
| 01:27:34:26 | 01:27:35:22 | Steve [GM] | you got knocked down |
| 01:27:36:14 | 01:27:36:19 | Chris [TBD] | Ugh! |
| 01:27:37:05 | 01:27:49:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh okay so i’m gonna use my tides of chaos again so i have advantage basically on everything and then |
| 01:27:38:10 | 01:27:40:19 | Steve [GM] | you were down foul claw it’s your turn |
| 01:27:49:03 | 01:28:00:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m also going to shout my magic word yippee or sorry actually tears because we’ve chosen violence so tears and then um |
| 01:28:03:24 | 01:28:13:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | they i’m sad for them and their souls and i point at the target closest to me um yep both um |
| 01:28:04:11 | 01:28:05:11 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, seriously. |
| 01:28:10:12 | 01:28:11:29 | Steve [GM] | that just knocked over |
| 01:28:13:13 | 01:28:23:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and i am going to cast true strike uh to determine his weaknesses or sorry insight into the targets defenses |
| 01:28:26:14 | 01:28:36:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s my action and then as a bonus action i am gonna get the heck there |
| 01:28:36:28 | 01:28:38:03 | Steve [GM] | you have a movement |
| 01:28:41:21 | 01:28:53:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i’m actually gonna fly so i’m going to come over here like kind of behind these trees maybe like a little bit of protection um so that’s not my i guess it’s not my bonus so i can fly that’s my movement and then as my bonus action |
| 01:28:53:14 | 01:29:00:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i want to collect a few of these spores from the tree i’m gonna grab a handful of those do i need to roll anything |
| 01:28:56:23 | 01:28:57:20 | Steve [GM] | oh okay |
| 01:29:00:26 | 01:29:06:25 | Steve [GM] | that’s well actually yeah do a survival check to make sure you don’t accidentally gas yourself. |
| 01:29:07:18 | 01:29:18:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay i also have to roll two wild surge die oh a 19 sweet do i need it how many do i have |
| 01:29:10:25 | 01:29:11:17 | Steve [GM] | Yes, you do. |
| 01:29:14:24 | 01:29:16:24 | Steve [GM] | All right, so you harvest it without a problem? |
| 01:29:18:27 | 01:29:30:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | let me can’t have three um okay and then roll for wild but three |
| 01:29:21:15 | 01:29:22:10 | Steve [GM] | You got three. |
| 01:29:30:26 | 01:29:34:27 | Steve [GM] | Oh! Remember, it’s a one or a two and he’s gotta… |
| 01:29:34:06 | 01:29:34:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 18 |
| 01:29:36:15 | 01:29:44:09 | Steve [GM] | So you’re okay on that one. All right So the next time you attack And on your next turn You get advantage against him Because of your true strike All right TBD |
| 01:29:45:19 | 01:29:47:25 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, remind me how prone works. |
| 01:29:48:28 | 01:29:52:16 | Dave [Xeros] | half movement to stand up but if you get hit while you’re down |
| 01:29:53:15 | 01:29:54:29 | Steve [GM] | They have advantage on |
| 01:29:54:02 | 01:29:56:13 | Dave [Xeros] | um yeah advantage on your on your attack |
| 01:29:56:10 | 01:30:00:18 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, and then is it like count as my action to stand up? |
| 01:29:59:27 | 01:30:02:12 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah well not your action it’s movement |
| 01:30:01:28 | 01:30:07:06 | Steve [GM] | So you would stand up And you’d have 15 feet That you can move instead of your typical 30. |
| 01:30:07:11 | 01:30:11:05 | Chris [TBD] | Awesome, okay. So but can I cast the spell while I’m down? |
| 01:30:11:26 | 01:30:14:26 | Dave [Xeros] | no you can’t take an action from prone position |
| 01:30:15:03 | 01:30:20:03 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, and is he… I cannot see. Is he within 5 feet of me? |
| 01:30:20:19 | 01:30:29:17 | Steve [GM] | You would have enough movement to get back into melee range with him, but you could also roll backwards and farther away from him if you were going to do a ranged attack. |
| 01:30:24:24 | 01:30:25:17 | Dave [Xeros] | you move out |
| 01:30:30:18 | 01:30:32:05 | Chris [TBD] | So I am going to stand up |
| 01:30:33:06 | 01:30:39:13 | Chris [TBD] | And I’m going to cast Thunder Wave Oh, oh, oh |
| 01:30:40:15 | 01:30:41:01 | Chris [TBD] | Thunder! |
| 01:30:42:20 | 01:30:44:05 | Chris [TBD] | And that will |
| 01:30:45:22 | 01:30:57:13 | Chris [TBD] | Alright, Thunder Wave A wave of thunderous force sweeps out from you Each creature in a 15-foot cone cube Originating from you Must make a constitution saving throw on a failed save Takes 2d8 thunder damage |
| 01:30:57:13 | 01:31:08:13 | Chris [TBD] | and is pushed 10 feet away from you not true because i have i am an evocation wizard which |
| 01:30:58:28 | 01:31:01:16 | Dave [Xeros] | so that’s everyone including Nortle, me |
| 01:31:08:18 | 01:31:19:15 | Chris [TBD] | means uh i can spell sculpt the spell yes so that means uh one plus the spells level it’s a |
| 01:31:14:02 | 01:31:15:08 | Dave [Xeros] | spell sculpting |
| 01:31:19:15 | 01:31:29:16 | Chris [TBD] | level one so i got two people that i can choose who’s 15 feet cube nortal i don’t think you’re |
| 01:31:27:12 | 01:31:27:22 | Steve [GM] | sure. |
| 01:31:29:11 | 01:31:30:28 | Steve [GM] | Actually I think the other two are okay. |
| 01:31:29:16 | 01:31:42:06 | Chris [TBD] | in range yeah okay so normal you’re gonna be fine yes |
| 01:31:34:28 | 01:31:40:16 | Steve [GM] | Um, did you want to use one of your Veil Tears? One of your Vail Stones |
| 01:31:42:06 | 01:31:45:10 | Chris [TBD] | thank you for the reminder yep |
| 01:31:44:04 | 01:31:46:03 | Steve [GM] | It would actually be 3d8 |
| 01:31:47:05 | 01:31:54:15 | Chris [TBD] | okay and is it just you crush it you snort it or ingest it or rub it on your |
| 01:31:54:15 | 01:32:03:26 | Chris [TBD] | you know i’m just gonna rub it all my hands let’s keep it let’s give it kosher uh but Is it a one-time use per for each one? Okay, cool. |
| 01:31:57:06 | 01:31:58:15 | Steve [GM] | That’s probably safe |
| 01:32:01:27 | 01:32:05:25 | Steve [GM] | For each one that you have You consumed it Crush it |
| 01:32:05:08 | 01:32:07:19 | Chris [TBD] | Cool. Yeah, definitely want to do that. So 3D8… |
| 01:32:07:14 | 01:32:10:02 | Steve [GM] | And What’s your spell |
| 01:32:10:25 | 01:32:14:13 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll tell you right now. It is a 14th. |
| 01:32:17:14 | 01:32:23:09 | Steve [GM] | is a 12. So roll 3d8 and tell me how much damage the bull just took. |
| 01:32:23:03 | 01:32:33:25 | Chris [TBD] | Does it affect the other guys that are there as well? They’re within range or not? What is 15…? Yeah, four cubes together equal one cube, right? |
| 01:32:33:01 | 01:32:44:09 | Steve [GM] | How about we’ll say the three minions but not bugs? Okay so the roll 3 d8 and bull is going to take the full damage. |
| 01:32:35:25 | 01:32:36:06 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:32:38:06 | 01:32:39:12 | Chris [TBD] | Agreed. Okay. |
| 01:32:41:12 | 01:32:41:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yep. |
| 01:32:44:23 | 01:32:54:15 | Brin [Basil] | The chest will be shot then And picture also |
| 01:32:44:23 | 01:32:48:19 | Steve [GM] | Chester got a nat 20 so he takes half damage |
| 01:32:50:07 | 01:32:50:19 | Chris [TBD] | Down. |
| 01:32:50:14 | 01:32:51:22 | Steve [GM] | and |
| 01:32:53:03 | 01:32:55:22 | Steve [GM] | Butcher also got a 15 |
| 01:32:55:28 | 01:33:08:29 | Chris [TBD] | okay and the person that saved does not get pushed back 10 feet nice 14 |
| 01:33:09:19 | 01:33:12:01 | Steve [GM] | so the bull takes 14 damage |
| 01:33:16:07 | 01:33:24:21 | Chris [TBD] | pushed back 10 feet chester i’m |
| 01:33:20:01 | 01:33:26:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Butcher the bowl and what was he on Chester all right it sounds about right for minions |
| 01:33:33:25 | 01:33:37:12 | Steve [GM] | yeah and push him back good |
| 01:33:40:14 | 01:33:43:16 | Steve [GM] | they don’t move they both saved yeah |
| 01:33:44:23 | 01:33:48:28 | Chris [TBD] | with the rest of my 15 feet are moving. I’m going to back up. |
| 01:33:51:04 | 01:33:52:10 | Dave [Xeros] | here we go |
| 01:33:52:26 | 01:34:03:27 | Steve [GM] | Faunus spins around because of what you did basil and uh it you didn’t know that |
| 01:34:03:27 | 01:34:08:18 | Steve [GM] | she was armed but a magical sword materializes in her hand |
| 01:34:08:18 | 01:34:16:15 | Steve [GM] | as she brings the swipe down to hit you uh |
| 01:34:11:12 | 01:34:15:29 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, this chick is a demon. |
| 01:34:11:24 | 01:34:12:27 | Dave [Xeros] | shadow blade |
| 01:34:16:15 | 01:34:21:17 | Steve [GM] | but she forgets how short you are and rolled a two |
| 01:34:22:08 | 01:34:24:07 | Brin [Basil] | And I did a backbend, too. |
| 01:34:24:11 | 01:34:25:17 | Steve [GM] | like the matrix |
| 01:34:26:00 | 01:34:36:24 | Brin [Basil] | It’s freaking awesome! But before I do my background My ears go down first and then I go backwards Because that’s way more important |
| 01:34:26:09 | 01:34:27:27 | Chris [TBD] | Or you just jumped. |
| 01:34:32:29 | 01:34:33:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:34:33:20 | 01:34:36:11 | Chris [TBD] | It’s like that scene in The Little Mermaid when she comes out of the water. |
| 01:34:36:24 | 01:34:39:02 | Brin [Basil] | My ears are really important |
| 01:34:41:25 | 01:34:50:14 | Steve [GM] | um chester has a uh he’s gonna target TBD because you just hurt him so he just fires |
| 01:34:50:14 | 01:35:01:04 | Steve [GM] | his crossbow at you um what’s your ac oh you’ve got 12 all right so it The arrow goes wide. |
| 01:34:58:13 | 01:34:59:08 | Chris [TBD] | 13? Yes. |
| 01:35:01:00 | 01:35:01:29 | Chris [TBD] | Right through my cape. |
| 01:35:01:29 | 01:35:03:01 | Steve [GM] | Uh, the Butcher |
| 01:35:02:28 | 01:35:17:13 | Chris [TBD] | These guys |
| 01:35:04:28 | 01:35:15:15 | Steve [GM] | heard the scream and saw Faunus was fighting a little Faunas And so she comes over to try to use |
| 01:35:15:15 | 01:35:24:15 | Steve [GM] | that massive Butcher blade against our little bunny friend Dealing six damage |
| 01:35:15:17 | 01:35:22:28 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, great. |
| 01:35:17:13 | 01:35:27:05 | Chris [TBD] | hit hard. |
| 01:35:30:22 | 01:35:32:23 | Steve [GM] | And that puts us back up to arrows |
| 01:35:35:00 | 01:35:46:20 | Dave [Xeros] | going to use half my movement To stand up And it’s I kind of just fell down behind these bushes And now you kind of see my head Just pop back up Because my violin stopped The second I fell back Behind the bushes |
| 01:35:47:08 | 01:35:53:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, and I am going to, uh, I’ll jump up. |
| 01:35:54:21 | 01:36:03:28 | Dave [Xeros] | And I’m actually just gonna make a regular attack. I’m gonna throw a dagger. Uh, so I am doing it. |
| 01:36:03:28 | 01:36:14:06 | Dave [Xeros] | So I am kind of zero in on the bull right here. And I just kind of reach into my cargo pants and I pull out a dagger, I flip it and then I throw it. |
| 01:36:14:06 | 01:36:22:20 | Dave [Xeros] | It is a 17 to hit, all right? |
| 01:36:22:25 | 01:36:33:14 | Dave [Xeros] | And then it’s seven points of damage. All right and then I am going to see if we get bonus action. |
| 01:36:26:28 | 01:36:27:11 | Steve [GM] | Great. |
| 01:36:36:02 | 01:36:40:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna bonus action bardic inspiration on battle |
| 01:36:42:06 | 01:36:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | so you got an extra D6 to roll |
| 01:36:42:21 | 01:36:44:09 | Brin [Basil] | thank you |
| 01:36:46:04 | 01:36:57:19 | Dave [Xeros] | and then i’m just gonna duck back down behind there and then once I hit the deck, I look over and I just kind of look up and I see Foul Claw just sitting right there looking at me |
| 01:36:57:14 | 01:37:05:26 | Brin [Basil] | No. Sorry, I’m not involved. I’m sorry. |
| 01:36:57:19 | 01:36:58:04 | Dave [Xeros] | and I’m like |
| 01:36:59:07 | 01:37:00:26 | Dave [Xeros] | oh my gosh can I have one of those? |
| 01:37:05:25 | 01:37:07:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Definitely not. |
| 01:37:08:18 | 01:37:09:09 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s my turn. |
| 01:37:10:10 | 01:37:13:13 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. I am going… |
| 01:37:14:29 | 01:37:19:02 | Brin [Basil] | I just discovered something that I didn’t know I had so I’m gonna use it. |
| 01:37:24:29 | 01:37:32:20 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna hit this barbarian chick with my samurai sword the butcher thank you |
| 01:37:30:26 | 01:37:31:13 | Dave [Xeros] | The butcher. |
| 01:37:32:19 | 01:37:33:02 | Steve [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:37:33:13 | 01:37:34:04 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s a butcher! |
| 01:37:34:15 | 01:37:34:25 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:37:37:28 | 01:37:42:15 | Brin [Basil] | Ooh, I missed 12. |
| 01:37:43:16 | 01:37:44:23 | Steve [GM] | Yes, he did. |
| 01:37:45:28 | 01:37:46:14 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:37:47:14 | 01:37:56:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Did you add your attack hit DC by chance? So like right there where it says plus five and so you hit that and it was okay |
| 01:37:48:29 | 01:37:49:13 | Brin [Basil] | No! |
| 01:37:51:09 | 01:38:01:07 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, it was 7 plus 5. Okay, that’s okay. It’s not okay but whatever. |
| 01:37:59:23 | 01:38:07:09 | Steve [GM] | um you do have a bonus action where you can jump 10 feet without provoking opportunity |
| 01:38:07:09 | 01:38:13:24 | Steve [GM] | of attack um yeah basically that would put some distance between you and the others so |
| 01:38:08:29 | 01:38:09:23 | Brin [Basil] | My rabbit hop. |
| 01:38:13:24 | 01:38:20:04 | Steve [GM] | it might be a little bit harder for them to get you if you wanted but you don’t have |
| 01:38:18:26 | 01:38:19:12 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:38:20:14 | 01:38:23:06 | Brin [Basil] | Because I also have this action surge |
| 01:38:25:02 | 01:38:35:23 | Brin [Basil] | to take an additional action so I can’t decide if I want to punch her in the face because I really want to. Alright, you know what? I’m going to play it smart, and |
| 01:38:26:25 | 01:38:27:24 | Steve [GM] | but you only have |
| 01:38:35:23 | 01:38:41:17 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna jump backwards over those bushes and kind of duck down behind them. Because I missed. |
| 01:38:42:23 | 01:38:44:24 | Dave [Xeros] | So, when is Nortle going to go behind a bush? |
| 01:38:46:17 | 01:38:49:21 | Dave [Xeros] | This is kind of our defensive tactics. Everyone behind the bushes. |
| 01:38:49:16 | 01:38:55:17 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, seriously. We’re using these planters. These |
| 01:38:50:02 | 01:38:50:28 | Chris [TBD] | work |
| 01:38:52:28 | 01:38:54:26 | Steve [GM] | He’s like, uh-huh. |
| 01:38:54:04 | 01:38:55:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Where did they go? |
| 01:38:55:17 | 01:38:56:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Camouflage. |
| 01:38:56:18 | 01:38:57:28 | Brin [Basil] | concrete planters? |
| 01:38:57:06 | 01:39:05:26 | Steve [GM] | Actually, so I didn’t roll for Nortle, but we did one round, so we’ll let Nortles go. He will start… Yeah, yeah. He’s going to move towards his sister. |
| 01:39:02:20 | 01:39:04:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Well he is kind of slow so |
| 01:39:05:28 | 01:39:07:19 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s one round behind everyone. |
| 01:39:07:29 | 01:39:08:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:39:10:13 | 01:39:14:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m starting to understand that tortoise and hare thing. It’s kind of interesting. |
| 01:39:13:18 | 01:39:15:19 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. Oh! |
| 01:39:14:07 | 01:39:19:16 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so he starts walking his way toward his sister because he saw her take a hit and that doesn’t make him very happy. |
| 01:39:20:14 | 01:39:32:00 | Steve [GM] | um bull the bull has a chance um so i’m because he has three targets in front of him one well |
| 01:39:22:29 | 01:39:26:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so I’m |
| 01:39:29:00 | 01:39:30:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so I am hitting |
| 01:39:30:06 | 01:39:33:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m hidden hopefully. Oh yeah, he probably saw me though. |
| 01:39:32:00 | 01:39:43:03 | Steve [GM] | he yeah he got hit by a knife from you so who knows you’re there um so uh eros is one foul clause two TBD |
| 01:39:43:03 | 01:39:51:08 | Steve [GM] | is three and of course i rolled a four twice in a while. Three. All right, charges TBD. Yep. |
| 01:39:47:19 | 01:39:50:18 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, here he comes again. |
| 01:39:51:01 | 01:39:56:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You got this! All right you get and |
| 01:39:53:12 | 01:39:56:13 | Steve [GM] | Alright, he hits dealing six damage |
| 01:39:53:26 | 01:39:55:03 | Chris [TBD] | Dang! |
| 01:39:56:27 | 01:40:00:13 | Chris [TBD] | Whoa. I’m going to use Stone’s Endurance. |
| 01:40:00:29 | 01:40:02:12 | Steve [GM] | Okay. Is that reaction? |
| 01:40:02:09 | 01:40:05:25 | Chris [TBD] | Uh-huh. it’s just basically |
| 01:40:10:16 | 01:40:17:20 | Chris [TBD] | when you take damage you can use your reaction to reduce the damage taken by 1d12 |
| 01:40:17:20 | 01:40:23:17 | Chris [TBD] | plus 2. I could do it and |
| 01:40:25:04 | 01:40:26:18 | Chris [TBD] | hey, I’m rolling a 12 |
| 01:40:27:21 | 01:40:29:19 | Dave [Xeros] | i happened to say that |
| 01:40:31:10 | 01:40:35:28 | Chris [TBD] | 12. I avoid all damage |
| 01:40:34:02 | 01:40:45:16 | Steve [GM] | avoid all damage but you still need to do a con saving throw to make sure that you don’t get knocked over Oh yeah, you get |
| 01:40:38:21 | 01:40:39:10 | Chris [TBD] | absolutely |
| 01:40:40:28 | 01:40:42:22 | Chris [TBD] | as in that one |
| 01:40:43:11 | 01:40:44:20 | Brin [Basil] | No way. |
| 01:40:43:21 | 01:40:49:17 | Dave [Xeros] | gosh on honor than at one what happens |
| 01:40:44:15 | 01:40:45:04 | Chris [TBD] | okay |
| 01:40:49:27 | 01:40:53:26 | Chris [TBD] | This is really hard. |
| 01:40:52:04 | 01:41:00:02 | Steve [GM] | so he hits you really hard and And in slow motion, as you reel backwards, your cape kind of like billowing. |
| 01:41:00:08 | 01:41:10:13 | Steve [GM] | Your hat askance and your guitar sails out of your hand. And it does like slow motion rotating through the air. |
| 01:41:06:02 | 01:41:07:00 | Chris [TBD] | Buffetties! |
| 01:41:12:17 | 01:41:24:13 | Steve [GM] | So I’m going to give you even odds. So basically you got to get… I’m rolling D-100 51 and up. It lands in the bushes and is okay. |
| 01:41:23:29 | 01:41:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:41:27:27 | 01:41:28:13 | Steve [GM] | 57. |
| 01:41:28:06 | 01:41:29:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 01:41:30:13 | 01:41:31:13 | Chris [TBD] | Buffettie’s! |
| 01:41:32:18 | 01:41:36:19 | Chris [TBD] | That’s the name of my guitar by the way. Buffettise. |
| 01:41:36:16 | 01:41:43:20 | Brin [Basil] | I would have never guessed the |
| 01:41:44:19 | 01:41:54:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay i am going to um how far can i fly on this map like what’s the farthest distance |
| 01:41:54:26 | 01:41:56:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | since I could go here based on these squares. |
| 01:41:59:07 | 01:42:02:29 | Steve [GM] | right um you could probably make it to |
| 01:42:05:13 | 01:42:07:17 | Brin [Basil] | are probably equal to like two or three don’t |
| 01:42:12:12 | 01:42:15:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay, so kind of the fountain midway, kind of? Okay. |
| 01:42:20:21 | 01:42:30:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay, then I’m going to fly. I’m gonna go on my way… So, I’m like attack on my away as I’m flying over. Is that doable? Yeah. |
| 01:42:33:26 | 01:42:43:15 | Brin [Basil] | for a falcon searching for a bass. |
| 01:42:38:28 | 01:42:49:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I am going to… I’m just going to play above the bull’s head here and I’ve got my rapier and i’m gonna like take a swing at his head first |
| 01:42:48:02 | 01:42:50:02 | Brin [Basil] | You got your what? |
| 01:42:50:03 | 01:42:50:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yep. |
| 01:42:52:18 | 01:42:59:23 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, so you have the channel to get back, |
| 01:42:55:08 | 01:43:05:08 | Steve [GM] | Because it’s an aerial attack, you have advantage anyway from true strike from before. And if you do hit him, it’ll be considered a sneak attack with 1d6 additional damage. |
| 01:43:05:05 | 01:43:06:00 | Brin [Basil] | Cool! |
| 01:43:05:08 | 01:43:16:16 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah so it’s what’s your hit dc on your uh to to roll for that because it’s 1d8 plus i think |
| 01:43:11:07 | 01:43:11:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | My |
| 01:43:16:16 | 01:43:22:27 | Dave [Xeros] | three on that for the rapier yeah so just fyi that’s your damage threshold is 1d 8 plus 3 |
| 01:43:16:28 | 01:43:19:10 | Steve [GM] | Oh, for his rapier? Okay. |
| 01:43:23:09 | 01:43:24:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | did you ask me? What is my |
| 01:43:23:25 | 01:43:36:19 | Dave [Xeros] | what’s your hit dc so um for for uh martial weapons okay |
| 01:43:32:16 | 01:43:33:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Sorry |
| 01:43:33:06 | 01:43:42:27 | Steve [GM] | It’s just your… I don’t think he has proficiency in that. So it’d probably just be whatever his strength is. No, that’s versatile. So whichever is higher strength or agility. |
| 01:43:46:21 | 01:43:48:01 | Steve [GM] | Let’s see, I can look this up. |
| 01:43:48:17 | 01:43:48:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my |
| 01:43:49:26 | 01:43:53:07 | Steve [GM] | Your dexterity is plus 2. So add two to attack |
| 01:43:49:29 | 01:44:01:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Strength is plus four When you attack okay so i roll two on this |
| 01:43:52:06 | 01:43:54:03 | Dave [Xeros] | yep so when you |
| 01:43:54:03 | 01:44:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | attack add two and then when you roll damage it’s 1d8 plus three yes |
| 01:43:58:19 | 01:44:04:23 | Steve [GM] | So you roll two D20s to take the higher number, one D6 and one D8. |
| 01:44:16:17 | 01:44:25:19 | Brin [Basil] | That’s a handful. No way! |
| 01:44:22:27 | 01:44:24:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I got a 19 and a 20 |
| 01:44:25:08 | 01:44:26:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:44:25:19 | 01:44:36:14 | Dave [Xeros] | kidding me so that’s a crit 16 |
| 01:44:26:15 | 01:44:33:23 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, that’s a crit. So the 20 gives an automatic eight damage plus what was your D8? |
| 01:44:34:06 | 01:44:34:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 8 |
| 01:44:35:20 | 01:44:37:19 | Steve [GM] | 16 plus your D6. |
| 01:44:36:14 | 01:44:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | plus 3 no plus 6 because it’s it’s doubled yep |
| 01:44:37:16 | 01:44:38:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 2 |
| 01:44:37:28 | 01:44:39:03 | Brin [Basil] | No way. |
| 01:44:43:17 | 01:44:53:28 | Steve [GM] | So what was that? 22 damage to the bull. You want to explain how it dies? |
| 01:44:43:18 | 01:44:49:27 | Dave [Xeros] | 8 8 16 plus six 22 |
| 01:44:45:16 | 01:44:56:29 | Brin [Basil] | Like the dopest aerial attack ever. Oh my it’s freaking awesome |
| 01:44:56:25 | 01:44:59:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so um yeah |
| 01:44:57:06 | 01:45:00:13 | Steve [GM] | Your sorcerer, by the way. Your sorcery everybody. |
| 01:45:00:04 | 01:45:02:25 | Brin [Basil] | That was awesome |
| 01:45:03:01 | 01:45:06:09 | Dave [Xeros] | did you really just jump out of the bushes and say I’m gonna rape ya |
| 01:45:07:17 | 01:45:09:21 | Steve [GM] | He didn’t but you thought he did. |
| 01:45:07:29 | 01:45:08:18 | Chris [TBD] | Get it? |
| 01:45:09:08 | 01:45:10:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:10:07 | 01:45:11:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m like see |
| 01:45:10:28 | 01:45:13:27 | Brin [Basil] | He just he pronounced it wrong because he was so angry |
| 01:45:11:27 | 01:45:22:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | not not in the clean version of this episode i did not that yeah uh so uh my main objective |
| 01:45:14:11 | 01:45:16:14 | Dave [Xeros] | okay I’m rubbing off |
| 01:45:18:06 | 01:45:19:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m so proud right now |
| 01:45:22:21 | 01:45:34:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is like i’m flying over to help basil um and on my way I’m like obviously TBD is in trouble um and so just kind of like as a reaction almost |
| 01:45:25:10 | 01:45:25:29 | Steve [GM] | Right. |
| 01:45:34:17 | 01:45:43:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like I don’t want to kill anybody. I’m not glad that we chose violence or anything but I’m, oh shoot! Like I gotta help him so I just yeah so I grabbed the sword and I kind |
| 01:45:40:04 | 01:46:03:22 | Brin [Basil] | In protection of his friends like absolutely |
| 01:45:43:26 | 01:45:53:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | of like i’m like oh this is probably kind of a joke like more of a you know toy or something because it’s arrows you know it’s like what is this anyway you know so i’m |
| 01:45:49:23 | 01:45:50:09 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 01:45:51:06 | 01:45:51:28 | Steve [GM] | Why would he have it? |
| 01:45:53:07 | 01:45:58:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | maybe don’t knock him out but it like it takes his head like clean off it’s just like this is gone |
| 01:45:54:21 | 01:45:57:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:56:19 | 01:45:57:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:56:19 | 01:45:59:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:58:07 | 01:45:59:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:01:05 | 01:46:05:08 | Chris [TBD] | Falclaw’s eyes get wider than they’ve ever been in his entire life. |
| 01:46:03:22 | 01:46:04:14 | Brin [Basil] | massive |
| 01:46:05:04 | 01:46:07:13 | Dave [Xeros] | blood sprays all over your white feathers |
| 01:46:07:24 | 01:46:12:04 | Brin [Basil] | And you hear me yell between the bushes, I’m so proud |
| 01:46:15:26 | 01:46:16:28 | Chris [TBD] | Nice work. |
| 01:46:15:29 | 01:46:27:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um and uh i’m i’m a little shocked but we’re in we’re like the adrenaline has taken over and all of my like religious instincts are |
| 01:46:18:22 | 01:46:19:27 | Brin [Basil] | It’s freaking awesome. |
| 01:46:27:08 | 01:46:31:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gone now. So I’m just like I gotta go so |
| 01:46:28:00 | 01:46:32:03 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re straight up barbarian raging now letting all of that out |
| 01:46:29:23 | 01:46:31:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:30:17 | 01:46:31:29 | Steve [GM] | As a sorcerer |
| 01:46:31:20 | 01:46:32:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:33:13 | 01:46:34:10 | Dave [Xeros] | let it out |
| 01:46:34:16 | 01:46:35:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I |
| 01:46:36:06 | 01:46:36:17 | Dave [Xeros] | out |
| 01:46:36:07 | 01:46:47:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | am above him um then from here I’m going to try and throw one of my spores at the crossbow, at Chester |
| 01:46:41:28 | 01:46:42:12 | Steve [GM] | Snickersnack. |
| 01:46:46:22 | 01:46:48:02 | Steve [GM] | As a bonus action? |
| 01:46:47:09 | 01:46:48:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep |
| 01:46:52:23 | 01:46:59:18 | Steve [GM] | We’ll do your spell saving throw. What is that DC for that? Is that 14? |
| 01:46:53:17 | 01:47:04:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh yes can I |
| 01:47:02:08 | 01:47:05:29 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so he sees it coming and he manages to dodge out of the way |
| 01:47:08:12 | 01:47:20:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | does it vantage work on that or can i oh i |
| 01:47:11:24 | 01:47:13:25 | Steve [GM] | No, because the true sight was on the bull |
| 01:47:15:26 | 01:47:19:15 | Steve [GM] | That’s what you cast last time That’s why you had advantage |
| 01:47:20:02 | 01:47:29:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | see i see okay can you throw it across yeah you try throwing because |
| 01:47:21:27 | 01:47:23:11 | Dave [Xeros] | or cast again |
| 01:47:22:01 | 01:47:24:16 | Brin [Basil] | Can I give him his endgame? |
| 01:47:24:22 | 01:47:25:18 | Steve [GM] | no |
| 01:47:25:28 | 01:47:26:26 | Brin [Basil] | Just kidding. |
| 01:47:27:00 | 01:47:27:17 | Dave [Xeros] | catch! |
| 01:47:29:26 | 01:47:46:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i can’t yeah okay well |
| 01:47:30:21 | 01:47:31:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:31:04 | 01:47:42:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I do have a question, DM’s choice if Basil jumps 30 feet in the air and uses like a punch attack coming down will you add 3d6 for the 30 feet |
| 01:47:39:22 | 01:47:41:00 | Steve [GM] | absolutely yeah |
| 01:47:43:07 | 01:47:45:01 | Steve [GM] | meteor strike |
| 01:47:44:27 | 01:47:46:14 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh, I like that. |
| 01:47:46:17 | 01:47:48:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | since |
| 01:47:47:22 | 01:47:52:22 | Brin [Basil] | Don’t worry, I won’t do that. I wish I could wink. |
| 01:47:51:17 | 01:47:54:22 | Steve [GM] | he didn’t play the lying liar you could just speak normally |
| 01:47:54:08 | 01:47:57:11 | Brin [Basil] | Oh gosh! That’s right! I’m still not under that! |
| 01:47:57:15 | 01:48:00:08 | Steve [GM] | are you going to move |
| 01:47:57:18 | 01:47:58:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:57:18 | 01:47:58:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:00:01 | 01:48:09:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah so since i didn’t hit him um mid-flight here I’m just going to continue and find some cover behind the butches because that worked out well |
| 01:48:12:09 | 01:48:22:09 | Steve [GM] | Faunus is going to peel around the bushes and screaming at you come back you little jackrabbit |
| 01:48:23:07 | 01:48:33:12 | Steve [GM] | and swings again with her magical sword but misses takes out some of the bushes |
| 01:48:31:24 | 01:48:37:18 | Brin [Basil] | good because I’m crouched down even shorter than i was before |
| 01:48:36:26 | 01:48:39:16 | Steve [GM] | so Chester |
| 01:48:38:07 | 01:48:49:09 | Dave [Xeros] | hedges of many small villages by this tiny cute |
| 01:48:41:26 | 01:48:45:08 | Steve [GM] | just saw the bull get decapitated |
| 01:48:47:09 | 01:48:49:19 | Steve [GM] | by an owl |
| 01:48:50:23 | 01:49:00:28 | Steve [GM] | And so he fires |
| 01:48:52:09 | 01:49:00:18 | Brin [Basil] | about the same height as me i think |
| 01:48:52:11 | 01:48:54:04 | Chris [TBD] | How tall are you again, Falclo? |
| 01:48:54:26 | 01:48:58:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m normal right now, I’m like what? Four or five feet or something. |
| 01:48:57:27 | 01:48:58:20 | Chris [TBD] | Four or five feet. |
| 01:48:59:28 | 01:49:00:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Medium. |
| 01:49:00:08 | 01:49:10:09 | Chris [TBD] | It’s quite the difference. Four to five feet is just a |
| 01:49:00:28 | 01:49:07:11 | Steve [GM] | at you, but you’re behind cover. So I have to go with disadvantage, so I rolled a two. |
| 01:49:05:28 | 01:49:06:17 | Dave [Xeros] | disadvantage. Yep. |
| 01:49:09:18 | 01:49:18:29 | Steve [GM] | Just a two, not a one, sorry. So the bolt from the crossbow just sails straight over your head. No worries there. |
| 01:49:19:16 | 01:49:25:23 | Steve [GM] | The butcher is going to apply kind of the pincer movement and come rushing behind |
| 01:49:24:23 | 01:49:25:20 | Chris [TBD] | the car |
| 01:49:27:14 | 01:49:30:16 | Steve [GM] | swinging her I know you want to say it, just say it |
| 01:49:31:22 | 01:49:33:07 | Brin [Basil] | Nothing, nothing. |
| 01:49:32:21 | 01:49:35:10 | Dave [Xeros] | pinza movement running in from behind |
| 01:49:36:11 | 01:49:37:04 | Dave [Xeros] | pinch |
| 01:49:39:27 | 01:49:40:09 | Brin [Basil] | My tail! |
| 01:49:40:20 | 01:49:43:29 | Steve [GM] | No, it didn’t even hit your tail |
| 01:49:44:07 | 01:49:45:13 | Brin [Basil] | Thank goodness. |
| 01:49:44:17 | 01:49:46:04 | Dave [Xeros] | She’s also trimming the bushes? |
| 01:49:44:17 | 01:50:01:08 | Chris [TBD] | it’ll say, if |
| 01:49:46:03 | 01:49:50:06 | Steve [GM] | Yep So they completely failed Tortal |
| 01:49:47:08 | 01:49:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay |
| 01:49:52:12 | 01:49:54:10 | Dave [Xeros] | One round behind |
| 01:49:54:11 | 01:49:54:28 | Steve [GM] | Nortle |
| 01:49:54:22 | 01:49:56:09 | Brin [Basil] | He’s almost there. |
| 01:49:59:21 | 01:50:03:16 | Steve [GM] | It’s going to be politely asked Could you move out of the way please |
| 01:50:00:02 | 01:50:03:04 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s almost there |
| 01:50:01:08 | 01:50:20:06 | Chris [TBD] | you |
| 01:50:02:26 | 01:50:03:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:50:03:05 | 01:50:04:28 | Brin [Basil] | Excuse me. |
| 01:50:08:28 | 01:50:13:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t know how this works. Do I get a reaction based off of that guy shooting at me or not? |
| 01:50:13:04 | 01:50:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Depends on what your reactions are |
| 01:50:14:27 | 01:50:16:06 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, I mean if |
| 01:50:16:04 | 01:50:18:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Like, a spell that’s like the reaction spell? |
| 01:50:20:06 | 01:50:30:19 | Chris [TBD] | go to actions scroll down PC reactions that is |
| 01:50:20:15 | 01:50:21:06 | Dave [Xeros] | In your reactions |
| 01:50:21:24 | 01:50:28:20 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, the only reaction you have is an opportunity attack. Which is what everybody… |
| 01:50:22:10 | 01:50:22:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah. |
| 01:50:26:08 | 01:50:31:09 | Dave [Xeros] | I have silvery barbs So |
| 01:50:32:00 | 01:50:41:04 | Steve [GM] | You would not be able to… So if he had fired it at my monk turtle then I could’ve used a reaction |
| 01:50:35:22 | 01:50:36:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. |
| 01:50:41:04 | 01:50:48:16 | Steve [GM] | to try to catch and throw it back That’s the kind of reaction you’d have to a ranged shot like that |
| 01:50:48:20 | 01:50:49:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. Gotcha. |
| 01:50:52:07 | 01:51:03:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and okay uh well okay i’m just wondering too because i have two uh sorcery points for additional spell slots um and there’s a couple spells i think i would |
| 01:50:52:10 | 01:50:52:27 | Steve [GM] | Alright |
| 01:51:03:19 | 01:51:09:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | maybe like to use but those are an action to prepare those right |
| 01:51:07:15 | 01:51:17:16 | Dave [Xeros] | an action yeah not to prepare it like if you burn a sorcery point you have access to all of your magic so as a sorcerer if there’s something |
| 01:51:17:16 | 01:51:21:28 | Dave [Xeros] | you want to use burn a sorcerary point and you can use it as an action on your next turn so |
| 01:51:21:17 | 01:51:22:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh |
| 01:51:25:26 | 01:51:30:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay so yeah it just gives me access to magic |
| 01:51:30:08 | 01:51:33:14 | Dave [Xeros] | just like Yeah, yeah. It’s your sorcerery point. You have wild magic so it’s just like you |
| 01:51:33:14 | 01:51:44:05 | Dave [Xeros] | have permanent like you know resources at your disposal disposal yeah to |
| 01:51:37:10 | 01:51:45:23 | Steve [GM] | And if you do use magic you also have veil stones just like Chris did that you could crush to |
| 01:51:37:26 | 01:51:47:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | level up again |
| 01:51:44:05 | 01:51:45:19 | Dave [Xeros] | crush yep |
| 01:51:47:10 | 01:51:47:23 | Steve [GM] | Yep. |
| 01:51:48:22 | 01:51:49:27 | Chris [TBD] | whole two -minute conversation |
| 01:51:51:01 | 01:51:56:08 | Chris [TBD] | okay you know what i mean that’s that’s how it gets shrunk down from yeah |
| 01:51:53:19 | 01:51:58:03 | Steve [GM] | That’s how it goes from four to one hour. Alright, we’re up To the top. |
| 01:51:59:06 | 01:52:10:04 | Dave [Xeros] | okay i’m gonna stand up uh i look into the bushes and i see both of these so i’m just going to pick it up and look at it and i look at the back of both of this |
| 01:52:10:04 | 01:52:19:28 | Dave [Xeros] | and I see a set list that has all of his spells written on the back of it. And so, I just kind of look at it. |
| 01:52:16:19 | 01:52:17:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:19:16 | 01:52:26:29 | Chris [TBD] | plus the city that i last toured in so i didn’t forget which city i was in from the stage when I said, Are you ready to rock Wisconsin? |
| 01:52:21:13 | 01:52:21:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:52:24:11 | 01:52:25:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. So… |
| 01:52:30:12 | 01:52:34:11 | Dave [Xeros] | So, I kind of just put it on and I’m like, |
| 01:52:30:26 | 01:52:31:06 | Steve [GM] | Pearl! |
| 01:52:31:01 | 01:52:31:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:52:35:26 | 01:52:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | are you ready to rock Sinidae? And I just hit it and I trigger Witch Bolt from TBD |
| 01:52:45:25 | 01:52:46:23 | Steve [GM] | Oh, I like that. |
| 01:52:47:09 | 01:52:48:10 | Dave [Xeros] | as my action. |
| 01:52:48:26 | 01:52:50:00 | Steve [GM] | From him. |
| 01:52:49:22 | 01:52:57:07 | Dave [Xeros] | From TBD, so your spell, yeah. So you hit it but I’m channeling it through you. |
| 01:52:50:15 | 01:52:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | So I cast a spell then it would count as my spellcast okay |
| 01:52:56:28 | 01:52:58:20 | Steve [GM] | And targeting Chester I imagine. |
| 01:52:58:16 | 01:52:59:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah Chester? |
| 01:52:59:17 | 01:53:10:01 | Chris [TBD] | Rad so which bolt is a beam of crackling blue energy lances out toward a creature within range forming a sustained arc of lightning between you and the target in both of these |
| 01:53:10:01 | 01:53:20:07 | Chris [TBD] | make a ranged spell attack against the creature on the hit. The target takes 1d12 lightning damage, and on each of your turns |
| 01:53:20:07 | 01:53:27:15 | Chris [TBD] | for liberation you can use your action to deal 1d 12 lightning damage to the target automatically as long as you’re still sustaining the note. |
| 01:53:28:11 | 01:53:31:15 | Steve [GM] | Yeah So long as it’s sustained |
| 01:53:28:18 | 01:53:29:18 | Brin [Basil] | That’s awesome. |
| 01:53:31:07 | 01:53:42:19 | Chris [TBD] | This spell ends if you use your actions to do anything else. So why do I have plus six? |
| 01:53:35:29 | 01:53:40:02 | Steve [GM] | and also roll you get plus 6 on your spell attack |
| 01:53:42:24 | 01:53:44:03 | Steve [GM] | That’s what it says on your chart. |
| 01:53:44:12 | 01:53:53:11 | Chris [TBD] | Oh yes it does spell attack plus six oh my god |
| 01:53:47:24 | 01:53:49:14 | Steve [GM] | So, D20. Yep. |
| 01:53:51:26 | 01:53:53:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh! |
| 01:53:53:13 | 01:53:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:54:17 | 01:53:56:23 | Chris [TBD] | Nat 20, plus 6. 26. |
| 01:53:57:09 | 01:53:58:04 | Brin [Basil] | No way. |
| 01:53:58:11 | 01:54:01:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my gosh. Okay, yep, it’s… |
| 01:54:00:21 | 01:54:02:23 | Steve [GM] | Alright. Okay, well… |
| 01:54:03:22 | 01:54:05:06 | Chris [TBD] | TBD’s going to look at Eros. |
| 01:54:05:12 | 01:54:10:01 | Steve [GM] | Uh, so tell us how did How does Chester die? |
| 01:54:06:08 | 01:54:08:13 | Dave [Xeros] | This is going to have reactions to me. |
| 01:54:08:01 | 01:54:13:11 | Chris [TBD] | You remember that scene in the Crystal Caverns? We’re making it across this time. |
| 01:54:11:14 | 01:54:14:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re going to make it across this time. |
| 01:54:14:02 | 01:54:15:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:14:02 | 01:54:15:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:14:04 | 01:54:14:27 | Steve [GM] | Ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:54:16:03 | 01:54:20:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so you are… The spell’s coming out of you, right? |
| 01:54:19:26 | 01:54:21:04 | Chris [TBD] | It’s coming out of the guitar. |
| 01:54:21:12 | 01:54:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, okay, so I hit it and he looks and he just channels this Witch Bolt energy out of it. |
| 01:54:22:26 | 01:54:23:28 | Chris [TBD] | That’s my source. |
| 01:54:28:10 | 01:54:36:27 | Chris [TBD] | My eyes light up glowing bright white and I just… It’s just traveling out of me through the guitar |
| 01:54:31:24 | 01:54:33:28 | Dave [Xeros] | So it was like chain lightning, just boom! |
| 01:54:31:29 | 01:54:32:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:37:11 | 01:54:49:03 | Dave [Xeros] | And it goes in, it hits him and this guy just absorbs all this energy crackles and cracks and explodes into ash while that’s happening I’m 100% not expecting |
| 01:54:49:03 | 01:54:56:00 | Dave [Xeros] | this. It’s like the scene out of Back to the Future when he strums the guitar at the beginning I fly back |
| 01:54:53:13 | 01:54:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:54:05 | 01:54:55:13 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 01:54:57:04 | 01:54:58:17 | Brin [Basil] | 15 feet |
| 01:54:57:19 | 01:55:00:04 | Dave [Xeros] | 15 feet and hit the wall |
| 01:55:03:27 | 01:55:05:01 | Brin [Basil] | so |
| 01:55:04:25 | 01:55:09:22 | Dave [Xeros] | 12 plus my 3, 15 |
| 01:55:10:08 | 01:55:13:21 | Steve [GM] | so you land in some more potted plants |
| 01:55:13:04 | 01:55:14:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:13:17 | 01:55:20:03 | Dave [Xeros] | some more plants it’s our greatest ally this entire battle actually |
| 01:55:15:02 | 01:55:16:14 | Steve [GM] | which cushion your |
| 01:55:18:19 | 01:55:25:14 | Chris [TBD] | that totally has to when I hit |
| 01:55:20:11 | 01:55:24:22 | Steve [GM] | it’s the flora versus faunus all right great |
| 01:55:22:02 | 01:55:23:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:23:13 | 01:55:24:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | alright |
| 01:55:23:17 | 01:55:24:21 | Brin [Basil] | alright great |
| 01:55:24:17 | 01:55:26:08 | Dave [Xeros] | and when I hit that I just like |
| 01:55:27:13 | 01:55:36:19 | Dave [Xeros] | smoke just kind of comes out of my nose a little bit I’m like oh my god my friend |
| 01:55:30:13 | 01:55:40:26 | Chris [TBD] | rock and roll |
| 01:55:37:22 | 01:55:41:21 | Dave [Xeros] | this is insane rock and roll |
| 01:55:43:00 | 01:55:48:01 | Steve [GM] | still holding the guitar okay so that’s something to consider chris basil |
| 01:55:44:00 | 01:55:45:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I am right now yeah |
| 01:55:49:22 | 01:55:55:22 | Brin [Basil] | So I’m gonna stick one of my feet up on the edge of the planter and I’m wanna hop straight |
| 01:55:55:22 | 01:56:04:20 | Brin [Basil] | up as high as I can so i’m gonna say this is 35 feet because the planter right maybe that’s a |
| 01:55:56:18 | 01:55:56:27 | Steve [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:56:03:01 | 01:56:03:09 | Steve [GM] | All right! |
| 01:56:04:20 | 01:56:14:24 | Brin [Basil] | little too much anyways and I’m going to come down but I’m gonna do this with my sword on uh |
| 01:56:12:16 | 01:56:13:01 | Steve [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:56:15:12 | 01:56:24:08 | Brin [Basil] | what’s her name butcher is that her name yes so I’m gonna come down on her with my sort I just want it to go straight through |
| 01:56:25:12 | 01:56:25:22 | Dave [Xeros] | the stones |
| 01:56:25:27 | 01:56:40:01 | Dave [Xeros] | style you do |
| 01:56:25:28 | 01:56:37:04 | Brin [Basil] | sword in the stone oh my gosh i’m using a zenzu |
| 01:56:28:16 | 01:56:30:09 | Steve [GM] | Okay. Give us a roll. |
| 01:56:40:01 | 01:56:44:17 | Dave [Xeros] | have bardic inspiration you can roll a d6 and add it to that whatever you rolled yeah |
| 01:56:41:02 | 01:56:51:02 | Brin [Basil] | can I use…I can use it to that okay. Okay, that’s what I’m doing holy sh- I’m using an zenzu fruit! I have three |
| 01:56:50:08 | 01:56:51:02 | Dave [Xeros] | what is it |
| 01:56:51:03 | 01:56:52:02 | Steve [GM] | It was a one. |
| 01:56:51:18 | 01:57:00:23 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a fing one. I am at 13 currently Okay, hold on. Give me one second. I need to see how many I have. There you go. I wrote it down in my notes. |
| 01:56:54:04 | 01:56:56:29 | Dave [Xeros] | okay just re-roll then |
| 01:57:00:13 | 01:57:01:18 | Steve [GM] | I think you have three. |
| 01:57:02:03 | 01:57:03:24 | Brin [Basil] | I do have three more. |
| 01:57:05:13 | 01:57:07:14 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t know why I didn’t have this open before. Not bad. |
| 01:57:14:06 | 01:57:16:21 | Brin [Basil] | No, I have two but that’s okay. Now I have one |
| 01:57:17:22 | 01:57:20:13 | Brin [Basil] | and then remind me what it is for Zetsu. Is it four? |
| 01:57:21:11 | 01:57:22:07 | Steve [GM] | 1d6 is fine. |
| 01:57:21:13 | 01:57:31:12 | Chris [TBD] | kind of hoping mars bonick walks in or like she started it |
| 01:57:22:01 | 01:57:22:23 | Brin [Basil] | One, two, six, |
| 01:57:27:10 | 01:57:28:10 | Dave [Xeros] | four |
| 01:57:27:17 | 01:57:27:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Four. |
| 01:57:29:22 | 01:57:30:16 | Brin [Basil] | holy crap! |
| 01:57:31:18 | 01:57:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:57:33:05 | 01:57:34:03 | Brin [Basil] | Whew. Okay so yeah |
| 01:57:35:06 | 01:57:35:17 | Brin [Basil] | barely |
| 01:57:37:05 | 01:57:41:26 | Brin [Basil] | I was the 17 with all of that good |
| 01:57:41:07 | 01:57:43:13 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s only 4 dice roll 3 |
| 01:57:43:07 | 01:57:53:00 | Brin [Basil] | good gosh and four yes or damage that’s right it was the falling |
| 01:57:46:18 | 01:57:47:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Four damn. |
| 01:57:48:17 | 01:57:49:03 | Dave [Xeros] | plus |
| 01:57:48:19 | 01:57:51:04 | Steve [GM] | But plus 3d6 |
| 01:57:53:00 | 01:58:00:22 | Brin [Basil] | damage okay okay holy cow i need one more someone thank you oh sorry |
| 01:58:05:23 | 01:58:08:27 | Brin [Basil] | oh okay that is 11 |
| 01:58:10:02 | 01:58:13:26 | Brin [Basil] | right eight yes 15 sweet |
| 01:58:10:15 | 01:58:11:17 | Steve [GM] | a total of 15. |
| 01:58:11:14 | 01:58:12:17 | Dave [Xeros] | 15 points of damage |
| 01:58:13:26 | 01:58:23:18 | Brin [Basil] | it’s great thank |
| 01:58:14:23 | 01:58:19:06 | Steve [GM] | All right, yeah. You score a pretty large hit against the Butcher |
| 01:58:20:19 | 01:58:24:13 | Steve [GM] | and, of course, land safely on your booted feet. |
| 01:58:23:18 | 01:58:31:13 | Brin [Basil] | you okay and |
| 01:58:26:01 | 01:58:28:20 | Steve [GM] | Well done there. Foul Claw? |
| 01:58:31:13 | 01:58:36:26 | Brin [Basil] | hold on I have an action surge that |
| 01:58:32:01 | 01:58:33:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Basil do that |
| 01:58:32:19 | 01:58:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:58:36:26 | 01:58:43:23 | Brin [Basil] | i’m going to use this is a guys I am freakin punching |
| 01:58:36:29 | 01:58:38:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Do it. Do it! |
| 01:58:37:17 | 01:58:39:09 | Steve [GM] | Okay, do it! Do it! |
| 01:58:45:13 | 01:58:55:13 | Brin [Basil] | this I’m not gonna say it but y’all know the word I want to when it starts with the bay mm-hmm okay and I’m just gonna I’m |
| 01:58:46:14 | 01:58:46:25 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 01:58:51:17 | 01:58:52:07 | Steve [GM] | Baloney! |
| 01:58:55:13 | 01:59:07:01 | Brin [Basil] | gonna take just one step back and I’m literally going to hit her as hard as i possibly can with my veil stone knuckles. Okay, and help me understand |
| 01:58:56:08 | 01:58:56:25 | Chris [TBD] | Baby? |
| 01:58:59:14 | 01:59:00:13 | Chris [TBD] | I’d punch a baby. |
| 01:59:03:15 | 01:59:04:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yay |
| 01:59:07:01 | 01:59:17:24 | Brin [Basil] | this…I probably want to do this just blunt damage right? Mode. Blunt mode Right? Right. And I think I’m just gonna do |
| 01:59:10:19 | 01:59:11:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Bludgeoning? |
| 01:59:17:24 | 01:59:29:02 | Brin [Basil] | blunt I just want like right in her jaw tell me what to roll okay |
| 01:59:20:04 | 01:59:27:07 | Steve [GM] | okay because it can deal um get plus one to damage and attack uh the other |
| 01:59:20:25 | 01:59:21:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Break your face? |
| 01:59:29:02 | 01:59:40:14 | Brin [Basil] | so I want to hit this, right? Maybe. Is |
| 01:59:36:25 | 01:59:43:29 | Steve [GM] | what you would have had to roll but yeah you got a seven that’s What You Got. You completely miss |
| 01:59:40:14 | 01:59:52:11 | Brin [Basil] | that real? How do I miss it? I haven’t attuned to |
| 01:59:44:10 | 01:59:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Is that the first time you’ve used it, though? You’re trying to break a man? |
| 01:59:47:27 | 01:59:48:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah |
| 01:59:52:11 | 01:59:56:19 | Brin [Basil] | it yet i forgot to do it because it requires the tuna |
| 01:59:52:24 | 01:59:53:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:52:28 | 01:59:54:11 | Chris [TBD] | The weight of um |
| 01:59:53:11 | 01:59:55:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Like whoosh! Ah. |
| 01:59:56:14 | 02:00:05:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s like this is like when like thor’s hammer like pulls him like too far or something yeah biscuits |
| 02:00:01:10 | 02:00:07:11 | Steve [GM] | Punching The Butcher is different than punching a marble column and she sidesteps effortlessly. |
| 02:00:05:09 | 02:00:12:26 | Brin [Basil] | yeah stupid you know that word again that’s what for |
| 02:00:12:02 | 02:00:12:14 | Steve [GM] | Baby? |
| 02:00:12:26 | 02:00:20:04 | Brin [Basil] | the children stupid brat |
| 02:00:14:11 | 02:00:15:00 | Chris [TBD] | Maybe. |
| 02:00:16:19 | 02:00:17:20 | Chris [TBD] | I’d punch it. |
| 02:00:17:04 | 02:00:17:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Biscuits. |
| 02:00:17:12 | 02:00:18:21 | Steve [GM] | Alright, Fowlclaw |
| 02:00:20:23 | 02:00:21:11 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, there you go. |
| 02:00:21:05 | 02:00:31:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay um so i’m gonna fly towards uh the rest of the battle going on over here |
| 02:00:27:09 | 02:00:28:15 | Chris [TBD] | Very demure. |
| 02:00:29:05 | 02:00:29:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Great to meet you. |
| 02:00:31:04 | 02:00:35:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m going to go kind of halfway in here get a little closer |
| 02:00:33:09 | 02:00:35:03 | Chris [TBD] | Also very selfy. |
| 02:00:37:03 | 02:00:41:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and first i’m trying to attempt now that my throwing arm has warmed up |
| 02:00:41:01 | 02:00:52:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m gonna throw another spore but i’m going to direct it at uh wanna we’re trying and she just |
| 02:00:46:29 | 02:00:47:11 | Chris [TBD] | All right. |
| 02:00:52:10 | 02:00:59:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | has to be the 14 right or she rolls oh all |
| 02:00:55:02 | 02:00:55:17 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, great. |
| 02:00:55:17 | 02:00:57:04 | Steve [GM] | two |
| 02:00:59:22 | 02:01:11:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | right right in the face um so okay so i’ve hit her and then |
| 02:01:01:23 | 02:01:03:09 | Chris [TBD] | I just scored two. |
| 02:01:02:03 | 02:01:03:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I just spored you! |
| 02:01:05:27 | 02:01:07:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Spored in the face! |
| 02:01:11:26 | 02:01:13:21 | Dave [Xeros] | What is the effect this boar has on her? |
| 02:01:15:06 | 02:01:17:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | she becomes like hallucinogenic or something. |
| 02:01:16:19 | 02:01:27:00 | Steve [GM] | yeah so she’s now going to be at disadvantage for all of her attacks because she’s I’ve seen a double four bunnies |
| 02:01:24:19 | 02:01:26:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Double, four bunny! |
| 02:01:28:00 | 02:01:33:13 | Brin [Basil] | Welcome to hell, you stupid brat. |
| 02:01:28:03 | 02:01:28:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh nice. |
| 02:01:28:19 | 02:01:29:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Boar? |
| 02:01:33:27 | 02:01:35:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:01:34:28 | 02:01:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | This is how quickly we procreate. |
| 02:01:37:17 | 02:01:43:26 | Brin [Basil] | and remind me when we get back to return these valestone knuckles because I missed |
| 02:01:39:20 | 02:01:40:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:01:46:22 | 02:01:48:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Nice. Okay um |
| 02:01:48:07 | 02:01:48:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Refund! |
| 02:01:50:21 | 02:01:51:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and then |
| 02:01:52:29 | 02:01:59:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | from here you’re out of the way right? You flew past The Butcher are you? |
| 02:01:59:17 | 02:02:02:13 | Brin [Basil] | yeah oh yeah it pushed me back for sure |
| 02:02:02:24 | 02:02:05:15 | Steve [GM] | no longer engaged with Faunus. |
| 02:02:05:02 | 02:02:06:06 | Brin [Basil] | what’s her face |
| 02:02:06:01 | 02:02:10:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh i was asking about the butcher if she like when you went to punch the butcher or |
| 02:02:09:28 | 02:02:11:08 | Brin [Basil] | oh yeah |
| 02:02:10:06 | 02:02:12:21 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, and so this is roughly where they’re standing. |
| 02:02:12:18 | 02:02:29:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay so they’re kind of um um |
| 02:02:14:06 | 02:02:15:28 | Steve [GM] | They’re still close to each other. |
| 02:02:29:24 | 02:02:40:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so as if i crush the stones is that another action to do that that’s a bonus action so can i still crush the stone and cast a spell |
| 02:02:35:07 | 02:02:36:10 | Steve [GM] | That’s a bonus action? |
| 02:02:40:29 | 02:02:51:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | even though it’s thrown the uh -huh okay okay um so i’ll crush the |
| 02:02:41:13 | 02:02:49:24 | Steve [GM] | Yes, but you wouldn’t be able to use your sorcery point. That’s an option to use that one as well So you’d have to pick which one you want to use. |
| 02:02:51:28 | 02:02:58:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | stone so the spell is more powerful um and um |
| 02:02:58:29 | 02:03:06:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i just don’t know if i’m gonna hit that maybe |
| 02:03:07:04 | 02:03:14:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’ll maybe maybe i’ll uh there’s firebolt and a chromatic orb yeah |
| 02:03:14:08 | 02:03:25:07 | Steve [GM] | So Chromatic Orb would probably, yeah. Chromatic orb is kind of like an elemental grenade |
| 02:03:25:07 | 02:03:36:29 | Steve [GM] | but it’s small enough that if you just hit the target it won’t do like a area of effect It’ll just hit there |
| 02:03:26:25 | 02:03:27:20 | Dave [Xeros] | disco ball |
| 02:03:35:22 | 02:03:36:17 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 02:03:36:18 | 02:03:40:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh okay oh okay cool okay all right then i’m going to use that i’m |
| 02:03:40:09 | 02:03:55:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | going to throw again throwing stuff okay um yeah |
| 02:03:41:04 | 02:03:42:27 | Brin [Basil] | So yeah, don’t miss. |
| 02:03:43:08 | 02:03:45:17 | Steve [GM] | So what kind of damage are you doing? |
| 02:03:46:27 | 02:03:53:04 | Brin [Basil] | I’m honestly kind of behind that planter still. It’s going to be tough to hit it. |
| 02:03:51:03 | 02:03:52:27 | Steve [GM] | It’s more Nortal than I’m worried about |
| 02:03:55:08 | 02:03:57:20 | Brin [Basil] | He just slowly goes back into his shell. |
| 02:03:55:10 | 02:03:59:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m just gonna do thunder damage |
| 02:04:01:03 | 02:04:10:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um yeah with my orb okay so if you did i think it well it might be |
| 02:04:02:08 | 02:04:09:11 | Steve [GM] | I roll to see if you hit and then do 4d8 damage if you do hit it |
| 02:04:20:26 | 02:04:28:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 17. and then so i have the scroll which lets me upgrade and then i crush the stones which lets me upgrade so is it 5d8 |
| 02:04:24:27 | 02:04:27:07 | Steve [GM] | oh yeah wow |
| 02:04:27:25 | 02:04:35:04 | Dave [Xeros] | oh my gosh that’s some power |
| 02:04:29:00 | 02:04:34:19 | Steve [GM] | I didn’t realize your sorcerer was |
| 02:04:31:24 | 02:04:32:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay |
| 02:04:35:04 | 02:04:44:14 | Dave [Xeros] | stacking 5d8 jeez all right let it loose let it out i you’re |
| 02:04:37:25 | 02:04:38:28 | Chris [TBD] | Holy crap. |
| 02:04:43:12 | 02:04:49:26 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll be so awesome. |
| 02:04:44:14 | 02:04:51:22 | Dave [Xeros] | inspiring me to like play an owlin barbarian freaking cool would that be oh |
| 02:04:44:19 | 02:04:46:17 | Steve [GM] | let the anger flow |
| 02:04:51:00 | 02:04:52:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh 29 |
| 02:04:52:14 | 02:04:54:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:04:53:18 | 02:04:54:09 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, |
| 02:04:55:11 | 02:04:56:26 | Brin [Basil] | do explain! |
| 02:04:55:29 | 02:04:59:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but i also i have to roll again my wild search |
| 02:04:59:29 | 02:05:08:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | again too because they did this it’s a seven all right |
| 02:05:02:02 | 02:05:04:07 | Brin [Basil] | We can’t wait to hear of her death again. |
| 02:05:05:21 | 02:05:12:21 | Steve [GM] | all right so uh yeah you hit so |
| 02:05:08:04 | 02:05:15:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so yeah i’m not the one who’s supposed to be |
| 02:05:09:23 | 02:05:11:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Blood-stained, like feathers. |
| 02:05:13:12 | 02:05:16:12 | Brin [Basil] | He’s gonna take a bath in the fountain. |
| 02:05:16:27 | 02:05:19:07 | Steve [GM] | you hit you hit her |
| 02:05:18:26 | 02:05:23:29 | Chris [TBD] | Holy in the day, freak and then battle. |
| 02:05:20:12 | 02:05:31:05 | Steve [GM] | but the like the magical explosion doesn’t seem to have actually touched her it seems like it stopped right next to her body and |
| 02:05:32:05 | 02:05:38:26 | Steve [GM] | dissipated. And there’s a purple aura flickering around her in response. |
| 02:05:41:08 | 02:05:52:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no so |
| 02:05:41:26 | 02:05:44:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Does she have the Six Eyes and the Limitless? |
| 02:05:45:20 | 02:05:47:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Sorry. Okay. No one’s watched Jujutsu Kaisen? |
| 02:05:47:16 | 02:05:48:26 | Chris [TBD] | Nope, sorry. |
| 02:05:48:24 | 02:05:50:29 | Steve [GM] | I watched episode one. |
| 02:05:49:00 | 02:05:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. |
| 02:05:52:17 | 02:05:55:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | nothing happens to her oh i mean you |
| 02:05:53:27 | 02:06:00:06 | Steve [GM] | Oh, I mean you dealt some serious damage but not to her. |
| 02:05:57:24 | 02:05:58:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh |
| 02:05:58:17 | 02:05:59:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. |
| 02:06:00:23 | 02:06:03:17 | Dave [Xeros] | After I see you do that, more smoke comes out of my nose. |
| 02:06:04:25 | 02:06:05:27 | Steve [GM] | Alright. TBD? |
| 02:06:06:27 | 02:06:12:09 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, so did that count as my action? It counted as your action. Okay, cool. |
| 02:06:10:08 | 02:06:12:17 | Steve [GM] | No that was his action. Yeah. |
| 02:06:10:24 | 02:06:12:12 | Dave [Xeros] | No, it was my action. Yeah. |
| 02:06:12:25 | 02:06:21:09 | Chris [TBD] | All right, I’m going to walk over and gently, lovingly pick both of these up. That’s… |
| 02:06:19:25 | 02:06:22:28 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m clear over there. So you got, like, 30 feet. |
| 02:06:22:19 | 02:06:26:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, that’s laying next to arrows. |
| 02:06:28:05 | 02:06:32:29 | Chris [TBD] | Thank you. And then I am… |
| 02:06:34:29 | 02:06:38:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Can we do some instrument swapping in the future? This is fun. |
| 02:06:38:14 | 02:06:39:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:06:42:04 | 02:06:44:17 | Chris [TBD] | 30 can’t reach anybody there. |
| 02:06:46:01 | 02:06:53:13 | Chris [TBD] | am i am i um 60 feet in range of |
| 02:06:53:13 | 02:07:01:22 | Chris [TBD] | uh the butcher okay cool i’m gonna cast |
| 02:06:54:05 | 02:06:56:09 | Dave [Xeros] | The butcher or… |
| 02:06:59:04 | 02:06:59:25 | Steve [GM] | Yep, barely. |
| 02:07:02:14 | 02:07:04:10 | Dave [Xeros] | the 30-foot pin? |
| 02:07:04:07 | 02:07:04:26 | Steve [GM] | Yes! |
| 02:07:06:17 | 02:07:14:21 | Chris [TBD] | uh i’m going to cast oh never mind it’s |
| 02:07:08:08 | 02:07:12:02 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, the fountain from the fountain to the corner at 30 feet. |
| 02:07:09:01 | 02:07:13:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s a dm ruler right there |
| 02:07:13:08 | 02:07:14:23 | Brin [Basil] | The TM rule it! |
| 02:07:14:21 | 02:07:24:25 | Chris [TBD] | uh it’s it’s 120 feet um yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so i haven’t said it yet i am gonna start singing i’m |
| 02:07:17:07 | 02:07:18:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:07:18:28 | 02:07:22:22 | Steve [GM] | Which one are you doing? Sorry I missed that. That explains it. |
| 02:07:24:25 | 02:07:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | going to say oh no no no i’m the rocket man i’m gonna cast magic missile and shoot it right at |
| 02:07:30:22 | 02:07:31:28 | Steve [GM] | Oh, alright. |
| 02:07:34:14 | 02:07:41:16 | Chris [TBD] | fawness uh no no I’m not unless |
| 02:07:35:10 | 02:07:38:04 | Steve [GM] | Are you using any buffs to it? |
| 02:07:41:16 | 02:07:50:14 | Chris [TBD] | yeah well are right are these veil stones that I’m crushing |
| 02:07:44:11 | 02:07:47:14 | Steve [GM] | All that one would do is add one additional |
| 02:07:45:29 | 02:07:46:15 | Brin [Basil] | is add |
| 02:07:50:14 | 02:08:01:06 | Chris [TBD] | using these are not the quality ones that we picked up okay good yeah you know I’m just gonna actually I am gonna do it because this is my last spell slot so yes I’m gonna use it |
| 02:08:02:13 | 02:08:02:29 | Chris [TBD] | and |
| 02:08:03:02 | 02:08:05:07 | Steve [GM] | 4d4 plus and then |
| 02:08:04:20 | 02:08:05:07 | Chris [TBD] | 4d4 |
| 02:08:06:16 | 02:08:11:14 | Chris [TBD] | what’s the plus 6 here for the hit? Oh, but magic missile automatically hits. Okay, 4d5 |
| 02:08:18:00 | 02:08:19:26 | Chris [TBD] | 1d4 plus one. What is that? |
| 02:08:20:25 | 02:08:21:13 | Dave [Xeros] | damage. |
| 02:08:21:11 | 02:08:24:28 | Steve [GM] | does 1d4 plus one damage total is |
| 02:08:24:11 | 02:08:24:28 | Chris [TBD] | Excellent |
| 02:08:25:29 | 02:08:26:29 | Chris [TBD] | 9 plus |
| 02:08:27:08 | 02:08:38:22 | Steve [GM] | 13 all right all four of them hone in exactly on Faunus’s body and each one hits in a different spot every place where it hits |
| 02:08:28:05 | 02:08:29:10 | Chris [TBD] | four. Yeah, 13 |
| 02:08:38:22 | 02:08:46:06 | Steve [GM] | it’s like you see kind of a purple flash where it connects but she |
| 02:08:41:21 | 02:08:42:08 | Chris [TBD] | Nice |
| 02:08:47:17 | 02:08:48:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yes |
| 02:08:48:13 | 02:08:50:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Your moon-touched rapier is |
| 02:08:51:15 | 02:09:01:28 | Dave [Xeros] | magic, so if she’s getting away with this because she’s resistant to magical damage then I mean it could be that we |
| 02:09:05:16 | 02:09:08:25 | Brin [Basil] | need to like truly sever this line that she’s connected to? |
| 02:09:08:25 | 02:09:18:08 | Brin [Basil] | because i kind of want to do that razor |
| 02:09:13:24 | 02:09:15:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m going to come help you. |
| 02:09:16:10 | 02:09:25:01 | Chris [TBD] | You still have True Sight. Why don’t you do, like, an investigation to see if it looks like it’s actually being weakened each time we attack it or if we’re just wasting our spells? |
| 02:09:18:08 | 02:09:22:29 | Brin [Basil] | sharp talons just go like this |
| 02:09:24:24 | 02:09:31:21 | Dave [Xeros] | saw it when she hit the first time it like vibrated and it did damage it because it vibrated me |
| 02:09:25:09 | 02:09:27:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | It’s my toe |
| 02:09:29:28 | 02:09:30:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | point |
| 02:09:31:13 | 02:09:36:02 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, so we are at least making progress, it looks like. Okay, cool. |
| 02:09:33:27 | 02:09:43:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah but she’s untouched from that attack completely okay so we can’t attack her we have to cut the cord first. |
| 02:09:45:01 | 02:09:45:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 02:09:45:10 | 02:09:51:01 | Steve [GM] | faunas uh uh just got |
| 02:09:51:06 | 02:10:02:10 | Steve [GM] | like thunder bombed from a surprisingly violent missionary owl and so she turns uh |
| 02:09:58:01 | 02:10:05:01 | Brin [Basil] | and so two birds grab mortals |
| 02:10:02:10 | 02:10:10:06 | Steve [GM] | and she like grabs nortle and like shoves him out of the way and oh you’re flying |
| 02:10:07:07 | 02:10:07:23 | Dave [Xeros] | how high |
| 02:10:07:28 | 02:10:14:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m flying by the way yep i’m still in the air uh how high can |
| 02:10:10:13 | 02:10:11:09 | Dave [Xeros] | up are you? |
| 02:10:10:29 | 02:10:18:05 | Brin [Basil] | But the |
| 02:10:15:22 | 02:10:32:21 | Steve [GM] | uh the the dome is about 60 feet up there okay you’re |
| 02:10:15:24 | 02:10:18:18 | Dave [Xeros] | high as you want but it depends on what your movement |
| 02:10:17:26 | 02:10:19:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s a roof and everything |
| 02:10:22:17 | 02:10:28:03 | Dave [Xeros] | if your movement was like 5 feet horizontal you could be 25 feet vertically |
| 02:10:29:02 | 02:10:32:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah let’s say like 25 maybe 30 feet up |
| 02:10:32:21 | 02:10:35:07 | Steve [GM] | three feet up all right so um |
| 02:10:36:18 | 02:10:45:08 | Steve [GM] | out of the magical sword that she’s holding a witch bolt begins to crackle and blast toward |
| 02:10:45:08 | 02:10:52:28 | Steve [GM] | reward you. That definitely hits, but right |
| 02:10:51:13 | 02:10:54:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I can’t use my reaction because I haven’t |
| 02:10:56:05 | 02:11:00:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | used my sorcery points yet so I can not use one of those reaction spells right |
| 02:11:00:24 | 02:11:01:25 | Steve [GM] | that will |
| 02:11:01:11 | 02:11:05:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I can. Yeah, I’ll cast Silvery Barbz on it and |
| 02:11:07:09 | 02:11:08:10 | Dave [Xeros] | that is |
| 02:11:12:17 | 02:11:20:13 | Dave [Xeros] | It takes one reaction so I can do at any time. I take a creature that I can see within 60 feet which we are 60 feet by the pen’s rolls |
| 02:11:21:20 | 02:11:27:17 | Dave [Xeros] | um and if they succeed in an attacking role uh i can reverse it so i’ve reversed the attack |
| 02:11:27:17 | 02:11:34:26 | Dave [Xeros] | she does not hit and then i also get to encourage another creature by taking that away |
| 02:11:35:09 | 02:11:42:29 | Dave [Xeros] | so i’m going to give inspiration to falco you still no you lost yours too right |
| 02:11:41:19 | 02:11:43:17 | Brin [Basil] | yeah, A is right |
| 02:11:43:05 | 02:11:50:29 | Steve [GM] | it says the triggering creature must reroll the d20 So I will reroll to see if that okay, so that did miss |
| 02:11:50:23 | 02:11:51:07 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:11:50:29 | 02:11:58:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah so as that i magically distract uh the triggering creature and turn its momentary |
| 02:11:51:06 | 02:11:52:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | woo thanks |
| 02:11:51:29 | 02:11:53:26 | Brin [Basil] | That’s freaking awesome. |
| 02:11:58:26 | 02:12:03:13 | Dave [Xeros] | uncertainty into encouragement for another creature so that uncertainty goes to encouragement |
| 02:12:00:10 | 02:12:05:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what does that do to me |
| 02:12:03:25 | 02:12:09:20 | Steve [GM] | Okay, on your next turn. |
| 02:12:06:06 | 02:12:10:07 | Dave [Xeros] | it just gives you a d6 it’s like a bardic inspiration on your next turn |
| 02:12:07:16 | 02:12:10:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh okay okay |
| 02:12:11:26 | 02:12:16:20 | Steve [GM] | Okay. The Butcher tries to make some bunny soup. |
| 02:12:14:22 | 02:12:20:26 | Dave [Xeros] | trim that up you gotta skin it first |
| 02:12:22:15 | 02:12:24:23 | Brin [Basil] | There’s not much meat. |
| 02:12:22:25 | 02:12:28:23 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, you weren’t paying close attention and she manages to hit you hard ten damage. |
| 02:12:32:23 | 02:12:39:26 | Steve [GM] | Alright. Tortle Nortle, the tortle got pushed a few feet closer to you |
| 02:12:39:17 | 02:12:40:24 | Dave [Xeros] | a hockey puck |
| 02:12:41:11 | 02:12:48:09 | Steve [GM] | so he moseys on over and hands you a potion of healing. |
| 02:12:49:13 | 02:12:49:26 | Steve [GM] | So, |
| 02:12:50:12 | 02:12:53:22 | Brin [Basil] | I would say |
| 02:12:53:02 | 02:12:56:21 | Steve [GM] | you can restore five hit points. |
| 02:12:57:08 | 02:12:59:04 | Dave [Xeros] | the wandering healer |
| 02:13:00:01 | 02:13:02:13 | Steve [GM] | Very deliberate ambulance. |
| 02:13:01:15 | 02:13:04:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he is the pope |
| 02:13:02:13 | 02:13:06:18 | Brin [Basil] | that brought me back up to 11, that’s good |
| 02:13:07:24 | 02:13:11:22 | Brin [Basil] | oh Nortle slow as always but at least we’re here |
| 02:13:11:08 | 02:13:13:26 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so I am |
| 02:13:11:21 | 02:13:12:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay, so… |
| 02:13:14:25 | 02:13:15:23 | Steve [GM] | you eventually. |
| 02:13:15:17 | 02:13:16:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Aww. |
| 02:13:17:00 | 02:13:17:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna |
| 02:13:17:28 | 02:13:22:09 | Brin [Basil] | back up sorry talking about Nortel |
| 02:13:19:04 | 02:13:28:09 | Dave [Xeros] | back up ok uh all bonus action um take both of these and hand it off to TBD |
| 02:13:29:05 | 02:13:30:29 | Chris [TBD] | I already took it from you. Yeah. |
| 02:13:29:23 | 02:13:38:26 | Dave [Xeros] | oh yeah you already took it from me good so then i don’t have to do that so i’m gonna go 30 feet to the fountain and |
| 02:13:38:26 | 02:13:45:17 | Dave [Xeros] | i am going to so i’s still within range |
| 02:13:45:17 | 02:13:55:26 | Dave [Xeros] | trying to find a way okay so i’ll throw with my true sight i see |
| 02:13:55:26 | 02:14:07:25 | Dave [Xeros] | the tail coming off of her and i’m just going to take out one of my uh my silver like silver daggers and I’ll throw it at the |
| 02:14:07:25 | 02:14:16:08 | Dave [Xeros] | actual tail as it’s coming off and see what |
| 02:14:16:08 | 02:14:25:20 | Dave [Xeros] | this does okay so that is a 17 to hit damage |
| 02:14:23:00 | 02:14:34:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Alright! So as your silvery |
| 02:14:24:10 | 02:14:32:02 | Steve [GM] | all right so |
| 02:14:27:03 | 02:14:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | and that’s six points of damage |
| 02:14:32:02 | 02:14:37:05 | Steve [GM] | as your silvery weapon slices through the air |
| 02:14:34:08 | 02:14:44:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | weapon splices through the air which to everyone else it looks like you came up with a counter and threw it |
| 02:14:37:05 | 02:14:46:03 | Steve [GM] | which to everyone else it looks like you came up to the fountain and just threw it Threw a knife right at the ground. |
| 02:14:46:02 | 02:14:47:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:14:48:07 | 02:14:49:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I got this |
| 02:14:48:29 | 02:14:56:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | got this everyone just be okay with it and i truck it on the ground team parks yeah |
| 02:14:50:28 | 02:14:57:11 | Dave [Xeros] | everyone just be okay with it and i just chuck it on the ground and it just sparks as it hits the ground |
| 02:14:56:19 | 02:15:11:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | am I |
| 02:14:57:07 | 02:15:07:01 | Steve [GM] | a wave like the concussive wave rolls off of it so everybody except TBD needs to do |
| 02:15:08:15 | 02:15:12:04 | Steve [GM] | strength saving throw or else they’ll be knocked over |
| 02:15:11:13 | 02:15:15:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | still in range |
| 02:15:12:08 | 02:15:14:11 | Dave [Xeros] | i think i get knocked prone no matter what |
| 02:15:13:07 | 02:15:21:26 | Brin [Basil] | you said strength right I |
| 02:15:15:22 | 02:15:25:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | in the air i have |
| 02:15:19:13 | 02:15:24:18 | Steve [GM] | And again 15 is success So you’re okay? |
| 02:15:21:26 | 02:15:36:23 | Brin [Basil] | got 18 wait what |
| 02:15:25:26 | 02:15:34:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | advantage that didn’t help oh i rolled a nine |
| 02:15:32:29 | 02:15:42:16 | Dave [Xeros] | oh two dice saw your retcon token i |
| 02:15:35:00 | 02:15:36:10 | Steve [GM] | You knocked out of the air. |
| 02:15:36:23 | 02:15:47:04 | Brin [Basil] | about what about this can you use this do |
| 02:15:40:02 | 02:15:41:11 | Steve [GM] | Retcon, retcon. |
| 02:15:40:26 | 02:15:50:08 | Chris [TBD] | Orb of retcons I do have a plan for this I will use mine by the end of the session |
| 02:15:42:16 | 02:15:51:07 | Dave [Xeros] | did not fall i stayed in the air retcon huh yeah it’s like something you |
| 02:15:44:28 | 02:15:55:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is that how that works what is that ctrl z right okay okay |
| 02:15:47:04 | 02:15:51:09 | Brin [Basil] | you yeah yeah I’m |
| 02:15:51:07 | 02:16:05:17 | Dave [Xeros] | didn’t do in the past you can write on so retroactively change the past rollback |
| 02:15:57:16 | 02:16:03:23 | Steve [GM] | Which could even be used in if you get killed or something. |
| 02:16:05:17 | 02:16:08:28 | Dave [Xeros] | time it’s chronomancy |
| 02:16:05:25 | 02:16:07:03 | Chris [TBD] | it’s that powerful |
| 02:16:10:05 | 02:16:12:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I think it’s okay. |
| 02:16:10:07 | 02:16:12:03 | Steve [GM] | The most powerful magic of all! |
| 02:16:11:12 | 02:16:15:00 | Dave [Xeros] | most powerful magical It’s chronomancy |
| 02:16:15:19 | 02:16:16:12 | Steve [GM] | Not friendship! |
| 02:16:16:23 | 02:16:21:08 | Chris [TBD] | what is that again i’ve seen that yes |
| 02:16:17:14 | 02:16:18:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Chronomancy |
| 02:16:21:28 | 02:16:22:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Fantasy High |
| 02:16:24:04 | 02:16:27:05 | Chris [TBD] | yeah he has a whole yeah that was awesome |
| 02:16:24:17 | 02:16:26:12 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s Eggfort |
| 02:16:27:08 | 02:16:29:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | So you |
| 02:16:27:23 | 02:16:35:03 | Steve [GM] | All right. So you struck the umbilical cord, shattering it. It knocked over your enemies. |
| 02:16:34:29 | 02:16:44:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so he also Okay, can we just go in the show? |
| 02:16:35:02 | 02:16:46:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, can he just go into a show and be kicked like A hockey puck? |
| 02:16:36:10 | 02:16:37:27 | Steve [GM] | Oh, I didn’t roll for Nordle. |
| 02:16:39:14 | 02:16:45:06 | Steve [GM] | He also… Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 02:16:45:08 | 02:16:53:28 | Chris [TBD] | just kind of hits a couple walls like a |
| 02:16:46:09 | 02:16:46:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah! |
| 02:16:47:23 | 02:16:53:09 | Dave [Xeros] | He goes further back And bounces around Like an air hockey |
| 02:16:49:24 | 02:16:53:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a little air hockey table |
| 02:16:50:23 | 02:16:52:27 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, he absolutely does that. |
| 02:16:55:29 | 02:16:56:10 | Steve [GM] | Yay! |
| 02:16:56:08 | 02:16:56:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yay. |
| 02:16:57:25 | 02:17:04:21 | Brin [Basil] | in this courtyard after this battle’s done |
| 02:16:58:21 | 02:17:00:26 | Dave [Xeros] | We got to play that someday with him. |
| 02:17:01:15 | 02:17:09:29 | Steve [GM] | um so almost everybody is either dead or uh except for TBD who’s too far away and the bunny |
| 02:17:03:15 | 02:17:04:19 | Chris [TBD] | on our down time |
| 02:17:12:08 | 02:17:18:04 | Brin [Basil] | I stuck the wolverine claws of my veilstone knuckles and and I stuck it under the ground. |
| 02:17:13:26 | 02:17:15:14 | Chris [TBD] | she jumped right at the right time |
| 02:17:17:10 | 02:17:17:25 | Chris [TBD] | nice |
| 02:17:18:23 | 02:17:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it gone? |
| 02:17:19:20 | 02:17:31:18 | Steve [GM] | yeah so the explosion sends off a wave obviously faunus drops to the ground shrieking grabbing her head the magic that she was holding |
| 02:17:31:18 | 02:17:32:16 | Steve [GM] | in her weapon |
| 02:17:33:19 | 02:17:43:28 | Steve [GM] | dissolves out of her hand as she falls and clutches her head. The butcher gets knocked over, and doesn’t seem to be affected any more than anyone else, |
| 02:17:44:27 | 02:17:50:21 | Steve [GM] | but what you hear is this deep dark voice just kind of like a |
| 02:17:52:12 | 02:17:57:06 | Steve [GM] | chuckle coming, just reverberating through the room, like You… |
| 02:17:59:24 | 02:18:08:02 | Steve [GM] | idiot peasants i will get you for this and |
| 02:18:06:22 | 02:18:07:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Gog speeds. |
| 02:18:08:02 | 02:18:19:22 | Steve [GM] | you see uh outside like through the glass of the greenhouse you see this kind of demonic form with like big old |
| 02:18:09:04 | 02:18:10:14 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, Godgett. |
| 02:18:19:22 | 02:18:27:07 | Steve [GM] | bat wings and he’s just like floating up there and you hadn’t you hadn’T noticed him before because you didn’t look |
| 02:18:27:07 | 02:18:35:24 | Steve [GM] | up that high but now you do it way to go man but all of you can see him and and what you see is |
| 02:18:29:03 | 02:18:29:24 | Chris [TBD] | Uh… |
| 02:18:31:16 | 02:18:36:11 | Chris [TBD] | Everyone else is seeing this right? It’s not just me? Okay thank goodness |
| 02:18:35:24 | 02:18:42:24 | Steve [GM] | like the final tendrils of like the umbilical cord sliding up back into him and then he turns |
| 02:18:42:24 | 02:18:54:07 | Steve [GM] | and just books it and just starts flying away uh so |
| 02:18:42:28 | 02:18:50:29 | Brin [Basil] | ugly angel |
| 02:18:45:13 | 02:18:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like an angel flying away |
| 02:18:48:11 | 02:18:49:15 | Dave [Xeros] | streaks of light |
| 02:18:51:07 | 02:18:51:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | demons |
| 02:18:54:07 | 02:18:59:05 | Steve [GM] | you’ve got um we technically still have two |
| 02:19:02:15 | 02:19:07:08 | Steve [GM] | where Basil, it’s your turn. You still have two enemies. What you choose to do obviously is up here. |
| 02:19:07:08 | 02:19:12:03 | Brin [Basil] | I’m again gonna jump up as high as I can |
| 02:19:12:11 | 02:19:14:29 | Steve [GM] | You’re not going to take prisoners |
| 02:19:13:27 | 02:19:14:25 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 02:19:14:08 | 02:19:17:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah maybe they’ve |
| 02:19:15:19 | 02:19:17:25 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s you have advantage because she’s prone |
| 02:19:18:28 | 02:19:22:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | changed I see you getting ready to jump and I’m like wait wait wait |
| 02:19:19:28 | 02:19:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 02:19:22:25 | 02:19:24:23 | Dave [Xeros] | maybe they’ve been converted |
| 02:19:24:24 | 02:19:28:19 | Brin [Basil] | I just look at you and then leap up as high as I can |
| 02:19:26:02 | 02:19:29:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | talk to them first ask them |
| 02:19:28:17 | 02:19:31:03 | Steve [GM] | maintaining eye contact the entire time. |
| 02:19:29:29 | 02:19:33:28 | Brin [Basil] | yes just staring at him like this okay |
| 02:19:31:05 | 02:19:33:20 | Chris [TBD] | With Falclaw. |
| 02:19:33:13 | 02:19:37:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | look I know what I did but it’s different now it’s different |
| 02:19:36:13 | 02:19:38:16 | Dave [Xeros] | blood dripping from his beak |
| 02:19:36:24 | 02:19:38:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:19:38:02 | 02:19:39:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:19:38:10 | 02:19:41:16 | Chris [TBD] | It was self-defense before! |
| 02:19:39:23 | 02:19:42:21 | Steve [GM] | Listen to what I say to what they did |
| 02:19:44:26 | 02:19:47:08 | Dave [Xeros] | listen to what I say not what I do |
| 02:19:47:08 | 02:19:57:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, that |
| 02:19:51:22 | 02:19:52:27 | Steve [GM] | so go ahead and roll |
| 02:19:51:23 | 02:19:54:08 | Brin [Basil] | action speak louder than pamphlets |
| 02:19:56:13 | 02:20:02:05 | Steve [GM] | Oh, you take 1d4 psychic damage. |
| 02:19:57:13 | 02:20:00:12 | Dave [Xeros] | is very direct. |
| 02:19:57:14 | 02:20:07:25 | Brin [Basil] | um i’m |
| 02:20:01:18 | 02:20:02:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:20:01:18 | 02:20:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:20:01:28 | 02:20:03:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:20:05:29 | 02:20:10:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like a fracture in my mind you hear |
| 02:20:06:00 | 02:20:08:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Can you have a doubt meter? |
| 02:20:07:25 | 02:20:15:21 | Brin [Basil] | doubt meter installed okay awesome |
| 02:20:12:10 | 02:20:15:24 | Steve [GM] | All right, go ahead and roll 2d20 to see if you hit. |
| 02:20:13:07 | 02:20:14:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | nice |
| 02:20:15:14 | 02:20:18:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll just yell, Doubt your doubts! |
| 02:20:15:21 | 02:20:20:23 | Brin [Basil] | where’s my other one where’s oh there it is |
| 02:20:18:07 | 02:20:19:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:20:21:13 | 02:20:29:05 | Brin [Basil] | um okay this yes butcher got a |
| 02:20:22:02 | 02:20:23:19 | Steve [GM] | And you’re targeting Butcher, right? |
| 02:20:29:05 | 02:20:33:16 | Brin [Basil] | 10 and an 8 it’s oh yes i’m good it’s plus 5 |
| 02:20:29:27 | 02:20:31:06 | Steve [GM] | Right, but what’s your attack? |
| 02:20:33:17 | 02:20:34:22 | Steve [GM] | Plus 5. Okay. |
| 02:20:33:27 | 02:20:42:09 | Brin [Basil] | yes okay so 15 yeah okay awesome and then i’m gonna use with my veil stone knuckles |
| 02:20:35:26 | 02:20:37:25 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, yeah, so that does hit. |
| 02:20:42:09 | 02:20:52:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna use piercing this time. Come straight down, right in the gut. Yes one |
| 02:20:43:22 | 02:20:44:07 | Steve [GM] | Oh, okay. |
| 02:20:53:29 | 02:21:03:05 | Brin [Basil] | d6… that’s a three sorry I’m just reading this |
| 02:21:01:17 | 02:21:11:05 | Steve [GM] | and the damage from an unarmed strike is normally four for you but um oh well also we need to do the 3d6 |
| 02:21:11:05 | 02:21:14:04 | Steve [GM] | of falling so |
| 02:21:12:04 | 02:21:13:11 | Dave [Xeros] | The falling damage, yeah. |
| 02:21:12:21 | 02:21:18:14 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right okay so someone hand me or help me out here thank you |
| 02:21:22:12 | 02:21:29:19 | Brin [Basil] | so that’s 13 and do i do i click this one too or that was just all of this right |
| 02:21:29:16 | 02:21:36:07 | Steve [GM] | So 16 plus 4, so a total of 20 damage you want to explain how the butcher dies |
| 02:21:32:02 | 02:21:33:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, geez. |
| 02:21:35:22 | 02:21:36:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no! |
| 02:21:37:05 | 02:21:38:07 | Brin [Basil] | pleasure |
| 02:21:39:29 | 02:21:47:14 | Brin [Basil] | literally okay so I mean I’m right into the torso so there’s a lot of guts coming out |
| 02:21:47:14 | 02:21:57:01 | Brin [Basil] | she’s just split in half basically. I know it’s so gross it’s så gross yeah there’s there’s like some intestines and i stand up |
| 02:21:50:19 | 02:21:51:23 | Dave [Xeros] | a water balloon hit the ground. |
| 02:21:54:21 | 02:21:56:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Don’t we have a sound effect for this? |
| 02:21:57:01 | 02:21:59:16 | Brin [Basil] | and i go like this |
| 02:21:57:13 | 02:21:57:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 02:22:00:17 | 02:22:04:18 | Dave [Xeros] | You licked your knuckles with the viscera on it? |
| 02:22:02:08 | 02:22:11:23 | Brin [Basil] | no i just yes that’s exactly |
| 02:22:06:14 | 02:22:17:19 | Steve [GM] | this bunny slowly standing up from like the steaming entrails gore dripping off uh like the alien from Alien comes out of the middle |
| 02:22:08:08 | 02:22:08:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | from |
| 02:22:13:05 | 02:22:20:19 | Brin [Basil] | it’s dripping everywhere yeah and i’m stupid brat |
| 02:22:14:25 | 02:22:23:22 | Chris [TBD] | once again the origin story of rabbit and Monty Python is what |
| 02:22:15:10 | 02:22:17:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yes |
| 02:22:23:29 | 02:22:24:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:22:25:04 | 02:22:28:10 | Steve [GM] | Nortle pokes his head out and says you’ll have to clean your fur |
| 02:22:29:12 | 02:22:31:17 | Brin [Basil] | so what i like the taste of blood |
| 02:22:35:11 | 02:22:37:16 | Steve [GM] | you wanna get kicked in the face again don’t you |
| 02:22:36:14 | 02:22:38:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:22:37:21 | 02:22:41:26 | Brin [Basil] | and i give you like the most evil death glare you’ve ever seen in your life |
| 02:22:42:27 | 02:22:46:23 | Chris [TBD] | in here feel that right they feel that chill foul call |
| 02:22:45:27 | 02:22:56:06 | Brin [Basil] | anyways yeah and then i’m just literally gonna like kick her upper half off to the side and walk past her and I’m just like towards |
| 02:22:56:06 | 02:22:58:04 | Brin [Basil] | yes that way stupid |
| 02:22:58:08 | 02:23:02:03 | Chris [TBD] | towards the fountain to clean your fur off |
| 02:23:00:28 | 02:23:03:20 | Brin [Basil] | brat that’s what I meant to say |
| 02:23:07:00 | 02:23:07:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I am appalled |
| 02:23:07:10 | 02:23:14:19 | Steve [GM] | it is your turn you are prone um on the ground you didn’t get hurt because as you fell, you were like yeah |
| 02:23:11:04 | 02:23:11:24 | Brin [Basil] | there’s |
| 02:23:14:22 | 02:23:15:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Hollibones. |
| 02:23:16:11 | 02:23:30:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I am |
| 02:23:16:14 | 02:23:28:09 | Steve [GM] | so you were okay as far as the fall was concerned but you are prone so you need to use half of your movement to stand up meaning you can only move 15 feet you also have Faunus right at |
| 02:23:28:09 | 02:23:28:23 | Steve [GM] | your feet |
| 02:23:30:11 | 02:23:31:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | going to stand up and use my movement |
| 02:23:33:09 | 02:23:44:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m gonna pull out my sword, my specific type of sword which has a name I’m going to pull out my sword, My Moon Touched Blade |
| 02:23:41:04 | 02:23:42:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Your moon-touched rapier? |
| 02:23:44:12 | 02:23:45:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Rapier. |
| 02:23:45:02 | 02:23:47:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m Going to point it at Fauna |
| 02:23:46:18 | 02:23:48:08 | Steve [GM] | that’s what he said |
| 02:23:48:10 | 02:23:51:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. It’s a moon-тouched rapier. |
| 02:23:52:03 | 02:23:52:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | And |
| 02:23:56:15 | 02:23:57:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um |
| 02:23:58:16 | 02:23:59:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m Gonna |
| 02:24:00:25 | 02:24:01:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Hold on |
| 02:24:07:23 | 02:24:09:05 | Steve [GM] | Fortunately, no one else was talking |
| 02:24:10:17 | 02:24:13:13 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:24:10:20 | 02:24:13:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you should get rid of that |
| 02:24:12:24 | 02:24:15:23 | Dave [Xeros] | How have you guys seen that note? I’m going to grape ya. |
| 02:24:15:08 | 02:24:16:19 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 02:24:16:26 | 02:24:17:25 | Steve [GM] | Grapist? Yeah. |
| 02:24:16:28 | 02:24:18:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah the great bit |
| 02:24:16:28 | 02:24:18:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, the Grapist. |
| 02:24:19:18 | 02:24:20:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Thou call the Grepist. |
| 02:24:19:27 | 02:24:20:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um |
| 02:24:21:19 | 02:24:29:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i am going to like warn her like you need to stop this is over it’s ended i’m gonna intimidate her |
| 02:24:29:11 | 02:24:30:17 | Steve [GM] | Alright, do an intimidation roll. |
| 02:24:30:19 | 02:24:36:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay so The Moon Touched Grapier If it’s night That blade glows Like a sparkling blue |
| 02:24:36:12 | 02:24:37:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | ooh |
| 02:24:37:07 | 02:24:42:20 | Steve [GM] | It is still daytime. It’s not looking quite as cool. Dome isn’t nighttime. |
| 02:24:38:16 | 02:24:42:02 | Dave [Xeros] | But We’re in a dome Is it dark? |
| 02:24:42:16 | 02:24:43:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s a glass dome |
| 02:24:44:21 | 02:24:47:18 | Brin [Basil] | It’s like a skylight, it is as bright as it can be in there. |
| 02:24:46:21 | 02:24:49:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:24:46:25 | 02:24:47:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Just trying to |
| 02:24:46:29 | 02:24:49:12 | Steve [GM] | Is it glowing like a light flavor? |
| 02:24:47:11 | 02:24:49:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:24:47:29 | 02:24:48:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:24:49:01 | 02:24:51:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Just trying to give him advantage on intimidation is all. |
| 02:24:51:26 | 02:24:52:09 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, |
| 02:24:52:07 | 02:24:55:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’ll cast one of my wings over it and it’s like a little shadow |
| 02:24:59:20 | 02:25:03:26 | Brin [Basil] | I am death glaring this bee right now. I do not like this chick. |
| 02:25:01:15 | 02:25:07:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | six i’m gonna try again i have to roll for magic surge if i do this that’s a 20 |
| 02:25:08:08 | 02:25:10:02 | Brin [Basil] | That is what i’m talking about. |
| 02:25:09:18 | 02:25:16:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | plus four actually for intimidation oh my gosh 14 |
| 02:25:11:28 | 02:25:13:13 | Steve [GM] | Do your wild surge right now. |
| 02:25:12:29 | 02:25:25:17 | Chris [TBD] | She looks |
| 02:25:14:22 | 02:25:15:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Jeez! |
| 02:25:15:11 | 02:25:16:28 | Steve [GM] | Come on baby, come on, give me a wand. |
| 02:25:19:08 | 02:25:20:21 | Steve [GM] | That’s not even close to a one. |
| 02:25:22:24 | 02:25:24:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys, she can be reformed. |
| 02:25:24:12 | 02:25:28:10 | Steve [GM] | All right, she looks up at you with tears in her eyes |
| 02:25:29:02 | 02:25:29:25 | Brin [Basil] | Kill her! |
| 02:25:31:01 | 02:25:31:19 | Brin [Basil] | STABB HER! |
| 02:25:33:21 | 02:25:35:03 | Dave [Xeros] | her. Just love her. |
| 02:25:36:08 | 02:25:38:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | see it’s just me and her right now we’re just yep |
| 02:25:39:01 | 02:25:39:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:25:40:18 | 02:25:52:09 | Steve [GM] | And like one single tear rolls down her cheek and she looks deep into your soul and says, I hate you so much! |
| 02:25:52:09 | 02:26:04:03 | Steve [GM] | and then she lunges onto your blade and catches her right across the throat and she bleeds out right in front of you. |
| 02:26:04:22 | 02:26:06:23 | Brin [Basil] | Great job, Valclaw! You did it! |
| 02:26:06:21 | 02:26:08:24 | Chris [TBD] | puppet Dang |
| 02:26:08:19 | 02:26:10:11 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s actually kind of hot too. |
| 02:26:12:18 | 02:26:28:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so i think |
| 02:26:12:29 | 02:26:15:21 | Steve [GM] | Let’s not take necromancy to another level |
| 02:26:16:17 | 02:26:18:17 | Dave [Xeros] | There are no levels for necromancy. |
| 02:26:20:01 | 02:26:22:25 | Steve [GM] | So congratulations you’ve killed her |
| 02:26:24:27 | 02:26:34:13 | Steve [GM] | but it’s better for a single woman to die than an entire nation to, like, dwindle in unbelief or something. |
| 02:26:24:29 | 02:26:25:27 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:26:35:21 | 02:26:39:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | use the words of my books against me |
| 02:26:38:21 | 02:26:39:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:26:40:12 | 02:26:51:05 | Dave [Xeros] | she did hit the jugular when she cut her own throat right so did that just spray all over him hey okay |
| 02:26:41:08 | 02:26:41:27 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:26:45:29 | 02:26:50:19 | Steve [GM] | Oh yeah, his feathers are incarnadined. |
| 02:26:51:05 | 02:26:53:13 | Dave [Xeros] | um can you everyone real quick |
| 02:26:54:18 | 02:26:57:22 | Dave [Xeros] | just let’s uh can I go get Mars Vonick real quick |
| 02:27:00:16 | 02:27:12:08 | Steve [GM] | Well, the length of the fight was probably… Yeah, it was probably less than a minute. All of this bouncing in the air and slashing and everything. |
| 02:27:01:06 | 02:27:02:05 | Chris [TBD] | is the length |
| 02:27:04:22 | 02:27:05:15 | Dave [Xeros] | seconds per turn |
| 02:27:06:10 | 02:27:07:22 | Chris [TBD] | couple minutes |
| 02:27:07:16 | 02:27:08:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah um |
| 02:27:12:08 | 02:27:22:16 | Steve [GM] | um the downside is you’ve slaughtered anyone everyone who was part of the crew despite having |
| 02:27:22:16 | 02:27:30:15 | Steve [GM] | just like having them be like we’re good people and so this blood -stained uh area is probably not |
| 02:27:31:01 | 02:27:32:20 | Dave [Xeros] | no, I just wanted the photo op |
| 02:27:35:18 | 02:27:40:28 | Dave [Xeros] | so we can all be crowded around Mars Vonik but I just need to put this in the history books |
| 02:27:37:03 | 02:27:48:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i am a little traumatized by this like yeah the other ones had |
| 02:27:42:26 | 02:27:44:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:27:43:03 | 02:27:43:29 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s shaking |
| 02:27:43:11 | 02:27:46:02 | Brin [Basil] | He’s like shaking. There’s blood trivia. |
| 02:27:45:18 | 02:27:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | his eyes are like huge |
| 02:27:48:01 | 02:27:51:07 | Brin [Basil] | I’m over in the fountain, and I’m just washing all the blood off of me. |
| 02:27:50:22 | 02:28:02:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | There was some legitimacy to cutting that other guy’s head off, but this is a little different. So yeah, I probably do have some traumatic baggage now. |
| 02:27:53:09 | 02:27:54:26 | Brin [Basil] | Falclaw, come here! You can wash off |
| 02:27:59:01 | 02:28:01:27 | Dave [Xeros] | picture for the newspaper |
| 02:28:03:04 | 02:28:09:10 | Chris [TBD] | TBD’s just tuning his guitar, keeping it in tip-top shape. |
| 02:28:09:18 | 02:28:20:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Do I notice anything or is there anything on her person that gives us any clues or indicates like maybe like who this other person is |
| 02:28:20:03 | 02:28:27:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | or like any clues as to like who’s in charge unfortunately |
| 02:28:21:01 | 02:28:21:25 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh yeah |
| 02:28:24:17 | 02:28:28:17 | Steve [GM] | you want to investigate the corpse give me a roll |
| 02:28:26:06 | 02:28:35:08 | Chris [TBD] | yes you have advantage don’t you that’s pretty good |
| 02:28:29:11 | 02:28:30:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m probably not going to do a very good job |
| 02:28:33:04 | 02:28:33:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 18 |
| 02:28:35:11 | 02:28:44:04 | Steve [GM] | it doesn’t require too much investigation to see that there is a small mark on her |
| 02:28:44:04 | 02:28:50:03 | Steve [GM] | inner arm which is here I’ll draw it |
| 02:28:51:25 | 02:28:58:28 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a snake’s head with a dagger coming out of it, kind of like a death eater. |
| 02:29:01:04 | 02:29:04:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s not what he’s doing for everybody listening that’s actually not what it was |
| 02:29:04:22 | 02:29:11:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, it’s a rabbit with a stagger coming out of its mouth for the hare eaters. |
| 02:29:09:11 | 02:29:16:24 | Brin [Basil] | it’s freaking awesome except that she ate something other than hair |
| 02:29:16:19 | 02:29:19:04 | Steve [GM] | kind of this odd nine spiked |
| 02:29:21:17 | 02:29:31:09 | Steve [GM] | I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s basically like a number of triangles all connected, some going up, some going down. Total of nine points |
| 02:29:32:10 | 02:29:33:22 | Steve [GM] | bounded within the circle |
| 02:29:34:01 | 02:29:35:02 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, okay. |
| 02:29:37:23 | 02:29:42:28 | Steve [GM] | So that’s |
| 02:29:43:29 | 02:29:47:25 | Steve [GM] | the untimely end of The Leader of the Crew |
| 02:29:45:29 | 02:29:47:02 | Chris [TBD] | broken |
| 02:29:47:25 | 02:29:52:13 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh. |
| 02:29:50:14 | 02:29:52:14 | Chris [TBD] | broken |
| 02:29:53:01 | 02:29:59:04 | Steve [GM] | Your heart is breaking just a little bit, you’ll have to rebound somehow. |
| 02:29:59:29 | 02:30:08:23 | Dave [Xeros] | As all of this is happening I’m starting to get little flashes like actual flashes in my brain from all of the crazy stuff that’s happened |
| 02:30:08:23 | 02:30:19:23 | Dave [Xeros] | and I think that for some really strange reason there is a connection with an Isamir-like lady. And that’s really what that connection is. |
| 02:30:19:29 | 02:30:31:04 | Dave [Xeros] | There’s, like, some sort of deep-seated something there, yeah, that makes me – that made me, like、 really actually truly attracted to her. |
| 02:30:22:17 | 02:30:24:21 | Steve [GM] | Something in your past that |
| 02:30:31:13 | 02:30:36:04 | Dave [Xeros] | So she was an angel person. |
| 02:30:32:01 | 02:30:32:22 | Steve [GM] | Interesting. |
| 02:30:37:00 | 02:30:42:09 | Steve [GM] | So at this point you are kind of a pretty horrible scene |
| 02:30:43:29 | 02:30:54:23 | Steve [GM] | the evidence that she’s a bad guy is still within Mars’ possession so as far as being like I don’t know |
| 02:30:52:03 | 02:30:53:19 | Dave [Xeros] | So no photograph then? |
| 02:30:54:23 | 02:31:01:20 | Steve [GM] | let’s do it! Wait give us some magic sound |
| 02:30:55:01 | 02:30:57:11 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to use my orb of retcon. |
| 02:31:04:26 | 02:31:08:05 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, and this splooging at the end. |
| 02:31:07:20 | 02:31:10:28 | Chris [TBD] | Last night, in the middle of the night |
| 02:31:09:04 | 02:31:14:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, that’s exactly what happened apparently. |
| 02:31:11:08 | 02:31:12:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what |
| 02:31:14:14 | 02:31:23:20 | Chris [TBD] | TVD went out with Foulclaw and we distributed all the flyers we copied |
| 02:31:14:26 | 02:31:15:11 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 02:31:16:01 | 02:31:16:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Lessons. |
| 02:31:16:19 | 02:31:17:04 | Brin [Basil] | Yep. |
| 02:31:23:01 | 02:31:24:11 | Dave [Xeros] | That you printed off! |
| 02:31:23:20 | 02:31:29:12 | Chris [TBD] | to a whole bunch of doors throughout the entirety |
| 02:31:23:20 | 02:31:24:19 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:23:29 | 02:31:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:23:29 | 02:31:25:18 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:30:19 | 02:31:36:03 | Chris [TBD] | of the city area in Sydney today. The apartment areas and stuff. |
| 02:31:37:06 | 02:31:37:28 | Chris [TBD] | Do we need a roll? |
| 02:31:39:25 | 02:31:45:03 | Chris [TBD] | So, the evidence is quite spread. Quite public right now. |
| 02:31:46:00 | 02:31:49:27 | Steve [GM] | so there’s religious stuff but also explanations about |
| 02:31:47:08 | 02:31:47:29 | Brin [Basil] | elaborate. |
| 02:31:50:12 | 02:31:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | The Church of Idiots too? We copied the book but we also copied all of his |
| 02:31:51:22 | 02:31:53:12 | Chris [TBD] | Did we not copy? |
| 02:31:54:12 | 02:31:54:29 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 02:31:57:00 | 02:32:00:02 | Brin [Basil] | that was on page 23 |
| 02:31:57:18 | 02:31:59:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:59:24 | 02:32:08:13 | Chris [TBD] | So, what it is is, yeah, it’s the copy of the book and it’s got the bad info and implicates faunus. But, |
| 02:32:06:13 | 02:32:11:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | kind of like this combination of philosophies of man mingled with scripture really |
| 02:32:10:21 | 02:32:21:14 | Chris [TBD] | right, but in there we put a little note if this is too disturbing to you you can reach out to Church of Idiots for guidance and help |
| 02:32:10:26 | 02:32:13:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:21:22 | 02:32:22:13 | Dave [Xeros] | time of need |
| 02:32:22:10 | 02:32:23:18 | Chris [TBD] | in a time of need. |
| 02:32:23:24 | 02:32:26:19 | Brin [Basil] | it’s a trifold pamphlet |
| 02:32:25:11 | 02:32:28:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s got my phone number on the bottom |
| 02:32:28:05 | 02:32:29:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:28:05 | 02:32:29:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:29:18 | 02:32:31:19 | Chris [TBD] | A little smiley face at the end of it |
| 02:32:32:03 | 02:32:34:26 | Steve [GM] | that that is awesome you can keep |
| 02:32:34:21 | 02:32:35:26 | Dave [Xeros] | try corner |
| 02:32:34:27 | 02:32:40:03 | Chris [TBD] | I will This is a great It’s leopard print Perfect for TVD |
| 02:32:42:00 | 02:32:48:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I also use my retcon? I’m pretty traumatized. I didn’t… |
| 02:32:47:20 | 02:32:49:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:48:29 | 02:32:50:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:32:52:29 | 02:33:02:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m going to try and bring her back to life for a second. We’re gonna see if we can get some information out of her so I’m gonna reverse that |
| 02:33:02:26 | 02:33:14:01 | Chris [TBD] | i i hold on can we set a ground rule you can’t necessarily like change the death |
| 02:33:03:09 | 02:33:07:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m Gonna erase That memory What? |
| 02:33:14:01 | 02:33:22:22 | Chris [TBD] | can we do that all right go ahead i thought it was just |
| 02:33:17:00 | 02:33:20:27 | Dave [Xeros] | if we actually are calling this like magic right |
| 02:33:18:05 | 02:33:22:27 | Brin [Basil] | he just doesn’t want to be the one holding the blade. |
| 02:33:22:22 | 02:33:26:19 | Chris [TBD] | i don’t think we’re actually calling this magic are we is it an actual magical thing |
| 02:33:25:13 | 02:33:36:29 | Steve [GM] | the idea is it’s a more of a narrative thing this is you can retell a part of the story that we missed the first time so it’s just a little bit more in like that |
| 02:33:31:20 | 02:33:43:10 | Chris [TBD] | like i just did with the pamphlets to get answers from her before she dies |
| 02:33:43:10 | 02:33:47:09 | Chris [TBD] | I think that’s fair, but not to like save her life. Does that make sense? |
| 02:33:46:11 | 02:33:57:20 | Steve [GM] | so how about this how about you can use your retcon we’ll reverse the time you’ve got the blade at uh instead of holding the blade at her you’re holding it like up in |
| 02:33:56:27 | 02:34:10:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah we |
| 02:33:57:20 | 02:34:07:02 | Steve [GM] | the air and you can ask her a couple questions before she gets her own knife out and Like, she’s dead either way. But one… |
| 02:34:04:16 | 02:34:06:29 | Chris [TBD] | No, keep the blade That is so cool |
| 02:34:10:05 | 02:34:20:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | all know it happens but uh okay yeah so um i’m holding the blade and i’m gonna say who are you working for |
| 02:34:10:26 | 02:34:11:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:34:11:20 | 02:34:12:08 | Chris [TBD] | That’s true |
| 02:34:20:23 | 02:34:23:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | who was that frick in the sky |
| 02:34:24:29 | 02:34:25:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:34:25:17 | 02:34:32:08 | Brin [Basil] | an ugly one |
| 02:34:27:26 | 02:34:28:18 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s an angel |
| 02:34:32:08 | 02:35:00:05 | Brin [Basil] | I tell |
| 02:34:34:15 | 02:34:36:06 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m half demon |
| 02:34:34:23 | 02:34:40:23 | Steve [GM] | That was my master. My Master Damanos. |
| 02:34:42:19 | 02:34:48:14 | Steve [GM] | And he will make sure that you suffer for this. |
| 02:34:52:15 | 02:34:52:27 | Steve [GM] | Yep. |
| 02:34:54:18 | 02:35:02:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay um have you have you ever heard of the church |
| 02:34:57:13 | 02:34:59:11 | Dave [Xeros] | you know she’s going to die |
| 02:35:00:05 | 02:35:12:04 | Brin [Basil] | your |
| 02:35:03:25 | 02:35:14:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | of idios and with my other hand i am going to hold up let’s say he tell your master i’m going to hold it like this actually. I’m just going to pinch the pamphlet |
| 02:35:12:04 | 02:35:12:20 | Brin [Basil] | master |
| 02:35:14:02 | 02:35:14:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:35:14:02 | 02:35:15:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:35:14:23 | 02:35:17:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and I’m going to say you tell your master to watch out |
| 02:35:19:10 | 02:35:21:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but have you ever heard of it and do you want a convert? |
| 02:35:21:03 | 02:35:22:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:35:21:13 | 02:35:22:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:35:23:05 | 02:35:31:01 | Steve [GM] | Okay, I will let you do one religion roll. if you get a nat 20 then we’ll pivot a little bit |
| 02:35:26:15 | 02:35:26:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yes |
| 02:35:26:16 | 02:35:35:21 | Brin [Basil] | oh please by the grace of idios |
| 02:35:32:14 | 02:35:36:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I still have advantage I have to roll for magic surge if I |
| 02:35:37:24 | 02:35:41:28 | Dave [Xeros] | while he’s doing this i’m doing anything and everything I can to stop her from killing herself |
| 02:35:46:04 | 02:35:46:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | an 8 |
| 02:35:57:01 | 02:35:58:02 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh, close. |
| 02:35:57:24 | 02:35:58:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | plus 2 18 |
| 02:36:01:12 | 02:36:05:29 | Steve [GM] | so she says, you can tell them yourself |
| 02:36:08:29 | 02:36:13:03 | Steve [GM] | right in front of you. So you still get sprayed by all the jugular blood |
| 02:36:12:29 | 02:36:14:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | But I feel less bad about |
| 02:36:14:21 | 02:36:15:07 | Steve [GM] | yeah |
| 02:36:15:09 | 02:36:16:15 | Chris [TBD] | Less trauma. |
| 02:36:16:00 | 02:36:18:00 | Brin [Basil] | what because it happened twice |
| 02:36:18:07 | 02:36:18:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:36:19:15 | 02:36:20:24 | Chris [TBD] | That’s not how it happened! |
| 02:36:21:22 | 02:36:22:06 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 02:36:22:25 | 02:36:23:23 | Chris [TBD] | not how it happened now |
| 02:36:25:00 | 02:36:25:16 | Steve [GM] | uh |
| 02:36:26:09 | 02:36:28:06 | Chris [TBD] | because it happened twice |
| 02:36:29:12 | 02:36:29:29 | Chris [TBD] | that |
| 02:36:32:15 | 02:36:43:07 | Steve [GM] | All right, so she still kills herself but you now know that she was working with Dominos this demon creature that you saw |
| 02:36:42:28 | 02:36:54:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I run over there and I slide underneath and I grab her by the head before, while she’s dying and I just, I’m putting all the pressure I have for my hands to try to stop the blood from coming out |
| 02:36:55:13 | 02:37:05:03 | Dave [Xeros] | and just, like, actually trying to save her life. But I know she’s… Legitimately trying. But I knew that she was going to die |
| 02:37:01:05 | 02:37:01:27 | Steve [GM] | trying |
| 02:37:05:03 | 02:37:10:16 | Dave [Xeros] | but you actually start to see Eros actually truly start to cry. |
| 02:37:11:19 | 02:37:23:05 | Steve [GM] | up with one bloody hand and puts it on your face But she’s severed her vocal cords You can’t say anything It just drops Yeah, it’s just a gurgle |
| 02:37:19:19 | 02:37:22:18 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s just air comes out of her |
| 02:37:23:01 | 02:37:23:08 | Brin [Basil] | curious. |
| 02:37:23:05 | 02:37:27:04 | Steve [GM] | and then her hand drops, leaving bloody streaks on your face. |
| 02:37:29:21 | 02:37:33:23 | Dave [Xeros] | to Foulclaw if I’m ever gonna be a Tinkin’ |
| 02:37:34:29 | 02:37:43:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i stand up and walk walk away what you just did with that retcon no what you what what |
| 02:37:39:16 | 02:37:43:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, you gave me the blade. Here’s your sword back. |
| 02:37:42:26 | 02:37:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:37:43:10 | 02:37:49:22 | Dave [Xeros] | you did what you do with that red con like completely traumatized me so just |
| 02:37:50:18 | 02:37:58:11 | Dave [Xeros] | with my backstory so but but i but i still love it but i hate she started |
| 02:37:52:22 | 02:37:53:16 | Chris [TBD] | that’s good |
| 02:37:55:21 | 02:37:56:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Sounds like it. |
| 02:38:00:18 | 02:38:06:00 | Steve [GM] | Fortunately, thanks to your brilliant pamphleteering… |
| 02:38:05:22 | 02:38:07:26 | Chris [TBD] | I’m very tired it was late |
| 02:38:09:19 | 02:38:11:02 | Steve [GM] | No wonder you dropped your guitar. |
| 02:38:10:10 | 02:38:13:18 | Chris [TBD] | I was yeah wasn’t at full strength |
| 02:38:15:06 | 02:38:17:29 | Brin [Basil] | Your tongue’s all raw from licking the pamphlet shut. |
| 02:38:19:20 | 02:38:31:06 | Steve [GM] | The doors leading to it tremble a couple of times and then they break open and Mars and a bunch of other people you saw cheering for the host kind of come rushing in |
| 02:38:30:28 | 02:38:33:02 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to point she did it |
| 02:38:33:05 | 02:38:42:15 | Steve [GM] | they skid to a stop as they look at the decapitated bull guy and the woman who’s been split in half |
| 02:38:42:19 | 02:38:44:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | as well |
| 02:38:43:19 | 02:38:44:24 | Steve [GM] | as well as |
| 02:38:46:02 | 02:38:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | in the middle of there, too. |
| 02:38:46:15 | 02:38:50:28 | Steve [GM] | yet a very nice little perfect cone of ash |
| 02:38:48:10 | 02:38:50:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Pile? Yeah. Yep. |
| 02:38:48:24 | 02:38:59:22 | Brin [Basil] | and i’m bathing in the fountain washing up |
| 02:38:52:14 | 02:38:53:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:38:53:09 | 02:38:55:21 | Steve [GM] | it’s a very pink fountain |
| 02:38:55:29 | 02:39:19:18 | Chris [TBD] | No time for |
| 02:38:57:09 | 02:39:00:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Falclaw just has a rapier in his hands! |
| 02:38:58:13 | 02:38:59:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | lost your engine |
| 02:38:59:22 | 02:39:04:17 | Brin [Basil] | still dripping oh wait just kidding That was before. |
| 02:39:00:19 | 02:39:01:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:39:04:17 | 02:39:16:03 | Steve [GM] | And I mean, she’s got her knife. Faunus has the knife in her hand and like it. It’s a kind of suspicious but at the same time Mars looks |
| 02:39:16:03 | 02:39:27:07 | Steve [GM] | at this and says we can keep this quiet. We can clean this up. But we’ve got to get you out of here. You have to. |
| 02:39:19:18 | 02:39:29:23 | Chris [TBD] | another. |
| 02:39:27:11 | 02:39:28:28 | Steve [GM] | You can’t be incinidate right now. |
| 02:39:29:23 | 02:39:34:22 | Chris [TBD] | Encore. I like that. |
| 02:39:31:12 | 02:39:40:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Live to play another day. Well, we were gonna go back to the theater. |
| 02:39:33:09 | 02:39:39:19 | Steve [GM] | Mars kind of gives you a puzzled look and then nods in agreement. |
| 02:39:40:27 | 02:39:43:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, my show. Dang it! |
| 02:39:46:03 | 02:39:48:19 | Steve [GM] | Let me help you get out of here. |
| 02:39:49:11 | 02:39:51:18 | Dave [Xeros] | me help you. Help me help YOU. |
| 02:39:50:10 | 02:40:01:28 | Steve [GM] | Yes, help me help him. And so he gathers… He pulls you along and you go into one of the smaller areas underneath the library |
| 02:40:01:28 | 02:40:12:16 | Steve [GM] | um and there is a small portal a portal that looks very similar to the type |
| 02:40:04:01 | 02:40:04:20 | Chris [TBD] | is |
| 02:40:06:03 | 02:40:06:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Trapdoor. |
| 02:40:12:16 | 02:40:23:24 | Steve [GM] | that lashara used but i don’t know if you recall this there had been some like malfunctions and some of the teleportation stuff hadn’t been working quite right so he gestures at it |
| 02:40:18:02 | 02:40:18:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Mm-hmm. |
| 02:40:18:18 | 02:40:19:29 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 02:40:20:29 | 02:40:23:27 | Chris [TBD] | so he just is at it |
| 02:40:23:24 | 02:40:26:24 | Steve [GM] | and of course you guys are like wait are you sure we can use this |
| 02:40:24:13 | 02:40:30:16 | Brin [Basil] | should we throw a zenzu through |
| 02:40:26:29 | 02:40:29:26 | Dave [Xeros] | are little on the fritz where we’re from, so… |
| 02:40:32:10 | 02:40:33:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | or a frog |
| 02:40:33:05 | 02:40:34:00 | Dave [Xeros] | A frog? |
| 02:40:33:18 | 02:40:35:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:34:10 | 02:40:43:27 | Chris [TBD] | what are you doing |
| 02:40:34:12 | 02:40:39:19 | Brin [Basil] | do you have any reptilian creatures around |
| 02:40:37:25 | 02:40:39:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | friend from the port |
| 02:40:40:06 | 02:40:46:29 | Steve [GM] | he grabbed to buy you what are you doing stop stop what is this we just grab it |
| 02:40:41:27 | 02:40:42:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:43:14 | 02:40:44:23 | Dave [Xeros] | He walks in. |
| 02:40:44:24 | 02:40:45:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:45:26 | 02:40:48:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I grab him and throw him through the portal. |
| 02:40:47:11 | 02:40:50:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:48:08 | 02:40:50:02 | Brin [Basil] | everything’s fine to buy |
| 02:40:49:25 | 02:40:58:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Mars is |
| 02:40:57:02 | 02:41:07:24 | Steve [GM] | so mars is um he explains that the uh one of the reasons why like how manny got here was via of the teleportation, but |
| 02:41:07:24 | 02:41:17:29 | Steve [GM] | the crew’s experiments had been interfering causing magical interference with some of the teleportation stuff. Having not only |
| 02:41:10:11 | 02:41:17:29 | Chris [TBD] | not only |
| 02:41:17:29 | 02:41:27:04 | Steve [GM] | taking care of that chamber like we talked about before helped kind of break down that interference and once |
| 02:41:27:04 | 02:41:34:24 | Steve [GM] | by comparing notes you figured out that once the umbilical cord was snapped and Dominos fled |
| 02:41:36:11 | 02:41:46:06 | Steve [GM] | any other interference has gone away. So you now have a quick and easy way to get back to Lashara, essentially. |
| 02:41:45:16 | 02:41:49:16 | Dave [Xeros] | So what you’re saying is throwing the frog into |
| 02:41:51:19 | 02:41:52:26 | Dave [Xeros] | the void |
| 02:41:54:03 | 02:41:54:26 | Dave [Xeros] | saved us. |
| 02:41:56:05 | 02:41:57:17 | Steve [GM] | No, but you can think |
| 02:41:57:08 | 02:41:58:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:41:57:18 | 02:41:58:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:41:59:04 | 02:42:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys, I saved this. |
| 02:42:03:17 | 02:42:08:04 | Steve [GM] | So congratulations You return Lasharra has |
| 02:42:09:09 | 02:42:12:15 | Dave [Xeros] | She better have her will out ready to sign it over to us. |
| 02:42:11:18 | 02:42:22:25 | Steve [GM] | Yeah She’s she has a lot of questions because Manny well Manny actually hasn’t returned yet because Jenkins and many are taking the long way home. |
| 02:42:21:10 | 02:42:23:14 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I was going to say they forgot. |
| 02:42:23:10 | 02:42:25:04 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, they got to walk all the way. |
| 02:42:23:15 | 02:42:25:21 | Chris [TBD] | we’re going to be there |
| 02:42:25:25 | 02:42:27:25 | Dave [Xeros] | jenkins the moral rogue |
| 02:42:25:27 | 02:42:26:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:42:26:18 | 02:42:29:24 | Brin [Basil] | before them the moral |
| 02:42:29:07 | 02:42:34:08 | Steve [GM] | Like a month and a half later they’ll show up and be like wait how did you get here? They’re going to teleport man! |
| 02:42:31:01 | 02:42:31:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:42:33:27 | 02:42:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:42:34:07 | 02:42:34:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:42:34:15 | 02:42:36:26 | Brin [Basil] | the rogue that doesn’t know how to flirt |
| 02:42:37:27 | 02:42:45:12 | Brin [Basil] | oh your disciple |
| 02:42:38:25 | 02:42:45:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | before we leave can i ask uh mars is this |
| 02:42:46:21 | 02:42:56:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can i ask him like are we can we like use this portal again to like come back here is this like could we come |
| 02:42:56:29 | 02:42:59:07 | Dave [Xeros] | it yeah give us a couple weeks |
| 02:42:57:24 | 02:42:58:21 | Chris [TBD] | Let us simmer a bit. |
| 02:43:00:03 | 02:43:11:01 | Steve [GM] | Give us some time to clean up this mess but with the vote in our favor coming earlier today We will be able to unveil this |
| 02:43:03:01 | 02:43:04:17 | Chris [TBD] | I promised them a show. |
| 02:43:11:01 | 02:43:19:02 | Steve [GM] | To the public and let them know So that we can begin The communication between our two countries But not right now |
| 02:43:20:21 | 02:43:23:04 | Steve [GM] | You gotta get out of here for a while |
| 02:43:23:23 | 02:43:24:09 | Chris [TBD] | Simmer. |
| 02:43:25:02 | 02:43:25:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep |
| 02:43:25:14 | 02:43:27:10 | Dave [Xeros] | TBD rock the vote |
| 02:43:27:19 | 02:43:30:00 | Chris [TBD] | Rock the boat, that was rad. Wow! |
| 02:43:33:18 | 02:43:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:43:35:22 | 02:43:39:26 | Steve [GM] | Why do I only remember When there’s sound effects That’s like The worst time |
| 02:43:39:13 | 02:43:40:07 | Chris [TBD] | Right, yeah. |
| 02:43:39:16 | 02:43:41:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is that the portal sound is that |
| 02:43:40:07 | 02:43:43:10 | Brin [Basil] | yeah I was going to say us stepping through the portal |
| 02:43:40:19 | 02:43:42:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:43:42:13 | 02:43:43:11 | Steve [GM] | We teleported |
| 02:43:44:19 | 02:43:45:19 | Steve [GM] | You go all through |
| 02:43:46:22 | 02:43:51:13 | Steve [GM] | And on the other side Mars is standing and looking at the portal And thinking |
| 02:43:46:29 | 02:43:47:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah |
| 02:43:53:01 | 02:43:56:08 | Steve [GM] | Nortle shows up Where is everyone? |
| 02:43:58:25 | 02:44:00:29 | Brin [Basil] | oh we left nortel |
| 02:44:03:01 | 02:44:04:04 | Steve [GM] | He’ll catch up |
| 02:44:05:23 | 02:44:07:04 | Steve [GM] | So you arrive |
| 02:44:08:07 | 02:44:17:18 | Steve [GM] | And Lashara Is shocked One, that you suddenly teleported back Because that had not Yeah |
| 02:44:15:04 | 02:44:16:22 | Chris [TBD] | Means something. |
| 02:44:17:18 | 02:44:23:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, she’s too really disappointed in the magical sounds that the portal can make. |
| 02:44:22:02 | 02:44:23:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:22:26 | 02:44:25:21 | Chris [TBD] | Need some adjusting samples. |
| 02:44:24:19 | 02:44:26:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:26:20 | 02:44:28:29 | Steve [GM] | It could sound so much cooler than it does. |
| 02:44:30:11 | 02:44:41:01 | Steve [GM] | Three, she is really happy to get the veil stones from you, the high-quality samples. Obviously, it will take some time for her to investigate them |
| 02:44:37:09 | 02:44:37:16 | Chris [TBD] | samples. |
| 02:44:41:01 | 02:44:50:26 | Steve [GM] | and figure out what’s going on. um and uh she’s very she’s thrilled to hear that manny is alive and probably not dead |
| 02:44:51:20 | 02:45:00:13 | Steve [GM] | in that like his he’s got that sickness uh so that kind of gets her thinking like it’s there a way that maybe i can help him when he arrives um |
| 02:45:00:21 | 02:45:06:17 | Steve [GM] | And, of course, you’ve got a positive situation with Sinidae. |
| 02:45:06:20 | 02:45:15:07 | Steve [GM] | So she is incredibly thrilled and she is perfectly willing to reward you |
| 02:45:15:07 | 02:45:24:01 | Steve [GM] | with basically anything out of her shop that she currently has or she can fabricate something for you. |
| 02:45:24:19 | 02:45:30:09 | Steve [GM] | So your big reward, number one, y’all get to level up finally. |
| 02:45:30:05 | 02:45:31:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yay! |
| 02:45:30:09 | 02:45:34:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, level three. Here we come. |
| 02:45:32:01 | 02:45:34:14 | Dave [Xeros] | yay oh my gosh |
| 02:45:34:03 | 02:45:34:17 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. |
| 02:45:36:22 | 02:45:44:04 | Steve [GM] | And here are some of the other perks that kind of come along with this in our little epilogue here. |
| 02:45:46:16 | 02:45:55:18 | Steve [GM] | The incredible performances that TBD managed up at Cineaday, like rumors of that start circulating |
| 02:45:55:27 | 02:46:00:27 | Steve [GM] | And you have some roadies who start showing up Who want to haul your gear |
| 02:46:00:12 | 02:46:01:07 | Chris [TBD] | Nice. |
| 02:46:04:15 | 02:46:06:29 | Steve [GM] | We’ll dance for you if you want We won’t even dance |
| 02:46:08:07 | 02:46:11:01 | Dave [Xeros] | grab the floating disc at the base of? |
| 02:46:10:08 | 02:46:11:19 | Chris [TBD] | They sure did. |
| 02:46:13:21 | 02:46:15:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Look, I brought a floating disc. |
| 02:46:16:06 | 02:46:17:26 | Chris [TBD] | Got your stuff on it. |
| 02:46:17:13 | 02:46:26:12 | Steve [GM] | A couple weeks after you’ve returned home Eros, you get a message via the teleportation field |
| 02:46:26:12 | 02:46:37:29 | Steve [GM] | and it’s a small message and a bag of money. And on the message, it says thanks so much |
| 02:46:30:10 | 02:46:37:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and on the message it says thanks so |
| 02:46:31:25 | 02:46:32:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:46:37:29 | 02:46:47:12 | Steve [GM] | for the wonderful performance. Here’s your part of the royalties. So Truggar has given you some payment for that story |
| 02:46:41:26 | 02:46:47:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | So Kroger has given you some payment for that story. |
| 02:46:45:16 | 02:46:46:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes! |
| 02:46:47:17 | 02:46:49:04 | Chris [TBD] | He’s published the play. |
| 02:46:48:19 | 02:46:51:06 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:46:49:03 | 02:46:50:06 | Steve [GM] | Yeah exactly. |
| 02:46:49:08 | 02:46:51:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:46:53:05 | 02:47:03:05 | Steve [GM] | For Basil your fighting prowess of course has been amplified and uh you there are a couple of people who now will like meet |
| 02:47:03:05 | 02:47:08:25 | Steve [GM] | every week in the park and you have sparring partners so that you can kind of keep your |
| 02:47:06:15 | 02:47:09:08 | Brin [Basil] | Heck yeah! your skills |
| 02:47:08:25 | 02:47:19:01 | Steve [GM] | skills going high uh higher and higher um foul claw you get um you also get a message |
| 02:47:19:01 | 02:47:23:05 | Steve [GM] | And this is all that’s on it. |
| 02:47:20:14 | 02:47:21:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | scratches |
| 02:47:23:12 | 02:47:24:22 | Brin [Basil] | oh my gosh |
| 02:47:26:26 | 02:47:29:15 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, it’s just a bunch of scratches and scribbles. |
| 02:47:28:20 | 02:47:33:29 | Brin [Basil] | if you take it to me |
| 02:47:32:08 | 02:47:43:01 | Steve [GM] | You take it to mean that Amla has had some success up in Sinidae so there’s probably not a branch but a twig |
| 02:47:43:20 | 02:47:49:08 | Steve [GM] | that’s growing. It only takes one. So you have… |
| 02:47:45:13 | 02:47:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:47:45:26 | 02:47:46:13 | Dave [Xeros] | takes one |
| 02:47:47:22 | 02:47:59:07 | Chris [TBD] | wait up in city today yeah they just rent a basement |
| 02:47:50:19 | 02:47:57:20 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, in Sinadae. So there is a small growth of your hard work. |
| 02:47:59:07 | 02:48:02:00 | Chris [TBD] | they don’t have the funds yet to get a church. |
| 02:48:03:12 | 02:48:09:24 | Steve [GM] | And Nortle, I don’t know. He’s going to give up smoking, I think. Yeah, for real this time. |
| 02:48:07:10 | 02:48:09:08 | Chris [TBD] | Again? Yeah, for real. |
| 02:48:08:10 | 02:48:09:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:48:10:10 | 02:48:18:16 | Brin [Basil] | the pope has changed him no you really do he’s got it’s gonna like |
| 02:48:11:25 | 02:48:16:11 | Steve [GM] | The Pope Hat is too… I still don’t what the Pope Hat’s gonna do. I’ve got to figure that out. |
| 02:48:13:29 | 02:48:17:05 | Chris [TBD] | and that we |
| 02:48:18:16 | 02:48:26:05 | Brin [Basil] | discover like some sleeping great power that doesn’t have yeah |
| 02:48:22:16 | 02:48:34:10 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, just like the Avatar state for him. This is the Pope hat. So the final reward for you guys, I’m actually going to pass that baton on. |
| 02:48:34:22 | 02:48:36:14 | Steve [GM] | Chris, you’re next for the DM. |
| 02:48:35:11 | 02:48:37:22 | Chris [TBD] | next yes So |
| 02:48:38:10 | 02:48:43:28 | Steve [GM] | So cook up an idea of something that you think your character would like as far |
| 02:48:43:28 | 02:48:52:22 | Steve [GM] | as a magical item or maybe some sort of consumable. |
| 02:48:53:18 | 02:49:03:00 | Steve [GM] | I don’t know, something that fits inside your character’s character and bounce the idea off |
| 02:49:03:00 | 02:49:12:03 | Steve [GM] | Chris because he is going to be taking us on the next adventure so whatever he wants you to have you will |
| 02:49:09:17 | 02:49:19:27 | Brin [Basil] | is it possible instead of like getting an item or something like that can i learn |
| 02:49:19:27 | 02:49:26:24 | Brin [Basil] | a new attack something yeah like because i can’t really use magic stuff you know what i mean |
| 02:49:26:29 | 02:49:29:04 | Steve [GM] | you do have some magical items already they’re pretty awesome |
| 02:49:27:01 | 02:49:31:27 | Chris [TBD] | can still use a magic item. |
| 02:49:32:22 | 02:49:35:09 | Steve [GM] | but the idea of adding a feat something like |
| 02:49:35:07 | 02:49:36:29 | Chris [TBD] | That’s based on levels though. |
| 02:49:37:23 | 02:49:41:07 | Steve [GM] | levels but if Chris would |
| 02:49:37:25 | 02:49:39:23 | Brin [Basil] | oh okay because |
| 02:49:39:13 | 02:49:45:09 | Dave [Xeros] | but that’s the thing is if if her reward from being in incinidate was |
| 02:49:41:27 | 02:49:43:29 | Chris [TBD] | Give me your idea. |
| 02:49:45:28 | 02:49:47:07 | Chris [TBD] | Maybe it’s like I… |
| 02:49:47:16 | 02:49:57:18 | Brin [Basil] | yeah cause yeah like I’m sparring I’m learning new stuff so like could I like that action surge can I like learn something in addition to ok |
| 02:49:55:07 | 02:50:03:08 | Steve [GM] | yeah there’s a I can’t remember the name of the people there’s one that allows you to have two actions on your turn so basically you can attack |
| 02:50:01:04 | 02:50:06:28 | Brin [Basil] | yeah right like an another little square to to ok |
| 02:50:06:11 | 02:50:09:11 | Steve [GM] | I don’t know how to change |
| 02:50:10:06 | 02:50:13:01 | Dave [Xeros] | look at i can go through it with you you can go three entire feats list |
| 02:50:11:18 | 02:50:12:19 | Brin [Basil] | ok |
| 02:50:12:25 | 02:50:13:27 | Chris [TBD] | Honestly, we could |
| 02:50:15:17 | 02:50:26:09 | Chris [TBD] | just count it like one of these. It’ll be a move you can do because you have this feat card or whatever and that will be the way to keep track instead of having to figure out how to do that |
| 02:50:16:28 | 02:50:18:10 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah. Okay. |
| 02:50:21:16 | 02:50:22:22 | Brin [Basil] | I like it. |
| 02:50:26:09 | 02:50:27:19 | Chris [TBD] | for D&D Beyond and stuff |
| 02:50:27:04 | 02:50:28:04 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, okay. |
| 02:50:28:26 | 02:50:38:16 | Steve [GM] | So that is the official end episode 7 of our three part series of our trip up |
| 02:50:30:01 | 02:50:31:17 | Chris [TBD] | That is the official |
| 02:50:37:08 | 02:50:45:27 | Dave [Xeros] | at lashara’s place though is it like a big tower that we’re up and in her library? |
| 02:50:37:26 | 02:50:39:05 | Brin [Basil] | Bravo! |
| 02:50:40:09 | 02:50:40:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh yeah! |
| 02:50:48:07 | 02:50:49:01 | Steve [GM] | Yeah? |
| 02:50:49:02 | 02:50:52:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, okay. So we just start going down the stairs and I go blind. |
| 02:50:55:03 | 02:50:56:17 | Chris [TBD] | And you stumbled down the stairs. |
| 02:50:58:02 | 02:50:58:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep. |
| 02:50:58:13 | 02:50:59:27 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my god! |
| 02:51:01:00 | 02:51:03:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh jeez! Dude, that head crunch. |
| 02:51:02:27 | 02:51:07:16 | Brin [Basil] | That was his face for sure. Concrete steps? |
| 02:51:05:22 | 02:51:12:29 | Steve [GM] | You got it on your face, that royalty money will be really helpful. |
| 02:51:08:07 | 02:51:14:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Is that real? Yeah, do you think? |
| 02:51:13:09 | 02:51:17:04 | Dave [Xeros] | You didn’t tell me exactly how much the royalty money was you just said royalties |
| 02:51:16:16 | 02:51:18:05 | Steve [GM] | Oh… Alright, let’s see. |
| 02:51:18:17 | 02:51:19:01 | Dave [Xeros] | D100 |
| 02:51:19:12 | 02:51:19:25 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 02:51:23:26 | 02:51:24:29 | Dave [Xeros] | That was a good play |
| 02:51:25:19 | 02:51:35:17 | Steve [GM] | Yep. Alright. You got 110 little pieces and there’s a little PS. There’s more of this to follow |
| 02:51:38:02 | 02:51:38:27 | Dave [Xeros] | that to my |
| 02:51:41:02 | 02:51:46:01 | Steve [GM] | would be five pieces higher if you could just remember where those little ones went. |
| 02:51:43:02 | 02:51:44:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I know well |
| 02:51:48:20 | 02:51:52:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I only have 13,029 |
| 02:51:48:22 | 02:51:50:06 | Chris [TBD] | Can I do a little tease? |
| 02:51:50:05 | 02:51:55:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Do you like jingle down the hallway as you’re hopping? Ching ching ching |
| 02:51:55:13 | 02:51:59:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to give you a little teaser for the next adventure real quick. |
| 02:51:56:19 | 02:52:00:28 | Brin [Basil] | I try to walk a lot I like start walking really awkwardly |
| 02:52:01:29 | 02:52:03:10 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I’m gonna give you a little teased. |
| 02:52:06:04 | 02:52:14:20 | Chris [TBD] | You guys wake up and in the morning you find laying on the ground… Well, let me back up and move through this again. |
| 02:52:16:19 | 02:52:17:13 | Dave [Xeros] | regain my sight |
| 02:52:17:13 | 02:52:19:09 | Chris [TBD] | You guys are |
| 02:52:20:17 | 02:52:23:22 | Chris [TBD] | resting, relaxing it’s been a couple weeks since our last event |
| 02:52:24:29 | 02:52:34:12 | Chris [TBD] | And you all wake up one morning, and as Eros is walking towards the bathroom, he triggers a magic scroll that was left by TBD. |
| 02:52:36:10 | 02:52:38:22 | Chris [TBD] | TBD appears with flashes of light to smoke and lightning. |
| 02:52:40:05 | 02:52:49:09 | Chris [TBD] | Hey y’all! I got a summon from the Battle of the Bands up in Magus. Kilosaurus was invited to be a top contender this year at Battle of The Bands. |
| 02:52:50:23 | 02:52:55:20 | Chris [TBD] | and you find that TBD is gone. He has left in the night but he’s no longer there |
| 02:52:57:01 | 02:53:03:15 | Chris [TBD] | Naturally, you all want to see this and perhaps compete yourselves in The Battle of Dance Arrows |
| 02:53:05:25 | 02:53:11:04 | Dave [Xeros] | well i just pissed my pants again so um guys |
| 02:53:08:29 | 02:53:09:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:53:14:11 | 02:53:22:08 | Dave [Xeros] | you will uh i may need a tambourine so uh yeah |
| 02:53:22:08 | 02:53:32:02 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m gonna kill this guy he’s dead he didn’t take |
| 02:53:26:17 | 02:53:27:02 | Chris [TBD] | Perfect |
| 02:53:27:27 | 02:53:29:25 | Steve [GM] | can’t wait |
| 02:53:32:02 | 02:53:42:17 | Dave [Xeros] | with him well that sucks yes yes tambourin um do you know how to just dance on stage |
| 02:53:42:13 | 02:53:44:10 | Steve [GM] | oh yes |
| 02:53:43:29 | 02:53:55:04 | Dave [Xeros] | you’re like the guy from the mighty mighty boss tones that just dances the whole time just do some skanking for me good okay foul |
| 02:53:46:10 | 02:53:55:12 | Steve [GM] | ice cake all the time |
| 02:53:52:17 | 02:54:06:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m listening. |
| 02:53:55:04 | 02:54:00:28 | Dave [Xeros] | claw um we’ll we’ll do the music and spoken word |
| 02:54:02:17 | 02:54:03:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:54:06:12 | 02:54:07:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:54:11:11 | 02:54:14:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t think I know how to do this. I don’ t think that’s, yeah. |
| 02:54:13:15 | 02:54:16:01 | Chris [TBD] | What is this dance? |
| 02:54:13:24 | 02:54:18:16 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s okay what is this thing they call dancing |
| 02:54:16:23 | 02:54:19:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | What? The social… |
| 02:54:20:11 | 02:54:20:26 | Chris [TBD] | Cool |
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