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Fauna's Garden

Steve as GM · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Brin as Basil

Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2697 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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00:00:00:0000:00:06:04Chris [TBD]Anyways, yeah each time we just said whoever’s DMing say welcome.
00:00:06:0400:00:13:20Chris [TBD]This is episode 7 or just another chapter in the…
00:00:13:2000:00:22:07Chris [TBD]Sure then just say episode 7 of Exodus I’m
00:00:22:0700:00:31:25Chris [TBD]your DM Steve and we’ll use our names that way people can start associating the voice with the real name and then they know who your character is
00:00:32:0700:00:40:26Chris [TBD]because right now our character intros on episode one are like they’re kind of weak and a long time ago so it’s good to get through that
00:00:38:0900:00:49:20Steve [GM]a long time ago too yeah i listening to I think it was episode one where Nortle is like yeah and then later he’s just
00:00:45:0300:00:47:20Chris [TBD]yeah, deep gruff voice
00:00:49:0400:00:51:10Chris [TBD]I am quitting yeah
00:00:50:2600:00:51:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:00:52:1100:00:57:20Chris [TBD]and then DVD started off with like a different voice and now it’s more of a gruff noise
00:00:54:0900:00:54:27Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s evolved.
00:00:58:2500:01:00:29Chris [TBD]very briefly was it Schwarzenegger
00:01:01:2600:01:08:06Steve [GM]all right well um then I pressed record so
00:01:03:0000:01:03:15Chris [TBD]anyways
00:01:08:0600:01:19:02Steve [GM]I guess I’ll start welcome to episode 7 of echoes of idios I am your host and dm steve
00:01:13:0900:01:19:23Dave [Xeros]hi Steve
00:01:14:2400:01:16:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Idiots.
00:01:19:0700:01:30:10Steve [GM]hello i will be obviously dming but my character is also nortle the tortle He is a, what is he? I’ve never.
00:01:25:0500:01:32:16Chris [TBD]He’s a monk.
00:01:31:0500:01:35:15Steve [GM]He’s a monk. Yeah, he’s a monkey athlete. That’s right.
00:01:36:2700:01:37:12Steve [GM]And
00:01:38:2900:01:50:08Steve [GM]he’s kind of more of an NPC slash occasional helper in case you really need it. He’s just kind of learning about the world right now. I’m sure he’ll be more active later.
00:01:52:2500:01:54:24Steve [GM]And yeah, okay so that’s me.
00:01:53:2300:01:57:15Jesse [Foulclaw]orange mic
00:01:55:2200:01:56:10Chris [TBD]Nice.
00:01:57:2900:02:00:18Dave [Xeros]just go around the horn this way
00:01:58:1400:02:04:12Chris [TBD]Okay, all right. Hey, I’m Chris. I play TBD full name.
00:02:05:2300:02:07:08Chris [TBD]Gosh, you can’t remember his full name
00:02:06:1100:02:08:09Dave [Xeros]Tiberius, Bionogard
00:02:08:2800:02:10:15Chris [TBD]Trevarius Bionigar Deke
00:02:11:2300:02:22:26Chris [TBD]uh he is a seven foot tall goliath wizard with cichlids and fat riffs uh he’s the lead singer of a band called killasaurus
00:02:24:1000:02:31:14Jesse [Foulclaw]whoa that oh i didn’t know yeah i knew your solo stuff but i didn’ t know about killasaurus
00:02:25:2200:02:29:06Dave [Xeros]yep I didn’t know that that’s new great
00:02:30:2400:02:37:07Chris [TBD]killasauris rock and roll group very similar to uh acdc
00:02:37:2600:02:48:29Chris [TBD]ben halen you know our butt rockers from the 70s and 80s And then, yeah. He’s here to party. Loves blowing stuff up.
00:02:50:2800:02:57:17Dave [Xeros]Awesome. Yeah, my name’s David and are we doing last names? Just first. My name is
00:02:57:1700:03:08:25Dave [Xeros]David. I play a character named Eros. He is a tiefling bard, an interesting tiefling bar. He has black skin and gold tattoos. Kind of got a really cool look
00:03:08:2500:03:20:15Dave [Xeros]to him. He was or was a pretty big deal. He’s part of a boy band for a long time but unfortunately he was kicked out of the band eventually just
00:03:20:2800:03:31:08Dave [Xeros]kind of like menudo cycles people out he got cycled up but because he got too old um but the unfortunate part of it is is he actually started that band and the
00:03:31:0800:03:35:02Dave [Xeros]band is named after him the band he was in was called year eros
00:03:37:2200:03:47:07Chris [TBD]zero. So, didn’t you say it was year zeroes because the band? You used the X as the zeros. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:46:0200:03:51:28Dave [Xeros]right okay yep yep no yeah his the band’s name is year zeros uh spelled with an x
00:03:49:2300:03:50:10Chris [TBD]Yes.
00:03:51:2800:03:52:15Chris [TBD]Right.
00:03:54:0500:04:03:09Jesse [Foulclaw]um and that’s yeah i am um i’m
00:03:54:1600:04:04:29Dave [Xeros]um and that’s yeah that’s aeros in a nutshell i am a bard tiefling bard yeah hi jesse
00:03:58:0400:03:58:16Steve [GM]a bard
00:04:03:0900:04:08:18Jesse [Foulclaw]jesse hi everyone hello um i am an owlin sorcerer
00:04:08:1800:04:18:14Jesse [Foulclaw]slash very astute student at the churches church of idiots school so i don’t think we worked out
00:04:18:2000:04:27:04Jesse [Foulclaw]same yeah exactly that’s probably my task but yeah there was yeah we didn’t figure it out yet
00:04:19:2400:04:22:04Chris [TBD]That was hideous, right?
00:04:25:0200:04:26:00Chris [TBD]That’s right!
00:04:27:0400:04:33:01Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um but uh i think i mostly got roped into this because
00:04:34:0700:04:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]uh we knew each other uh i was like an intern yeah i had met up
00:04:37:0200:04:43:09Dave [Xeros]i came and i audited a class after playing a gig there and then we met up and
00:04:43:2700:04:53:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah and then for my degree i do i need like an apprenticeship um so that’s how i’m paired up with you and roped into all of
00:04:53:1100:05:02:11Jesse [Foulclaw]this chaos but i’m uh very devoutly committed to my faith there is times where i have questions
00:05:02:1100:05:12:15Jesse [Foulclaw]which is normal for anybody to have questions but uh that’s true yes i was like raised there
00:05:07:1100:05:09:29Dave [Xeros]spent a whole lot of time outside of the university though right
00:05:12:1500:05:16:13Jesse [Foulclaw]the university it was like kind of a monk child hermit child
00:05:17:0200:05:21:28Dave [Xeros]it’s really fun uh getting to know the world yep oh
00:05:18:0400:05:22:07Jesse [Foulclaw]mm-hmm a lot of new experiences yep very shocking
00:05:29:0200:05:35:18Jesse [Foulclaw]this looks good whoa bryn just showed up with taco amigo slapped
00:05:30:0400:05:31:02Chris [TBD]Did you finish?
00:05:35:1800:05:55:19Jesse [Foulclaw]it on the table and now um
00:05:38:1300:05:41:13Chris [TBD]Is that the peach shake? Dude it’s so good.
00:05:45:1500:05:46:14Chris [TBD]I love that place.
00:05:48:1900:05:56:18Dave [Xeros]so just to catch you up brin we’re actually just doing character intros again um we’re just gonna character intro every round that we go through and
00:05:56:1800:06:02:02Dave [Xeros]land on an intro that’s good for everyone so um when you’re ready if you want to intro basil
00:06:02:0200:06:13:05Dave [Xeros]real quick um and then steve will jump in we’ll get started yeah
00:06:04:1800:06:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]think so that’s basically a pretty simple life you know pretty straightforward
00:06:07:1200:06:08:22Chris [TBD]Jesse, did you finish?
00:06:14:0000:06:14:14Chris [TBD]Yeah.
00:06:15:2900:06:17:13Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
00:06:18:1600:06:20:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
00:06:21:2600:06:30:05Chris [TBD]So just your real name who your character is not really like super detailed to say you’re like
00:06:31:1000:06:38:09Chris [TBD]I said my name’s Chris I play TBD he’s a Goliath wizard and then what fact about him
00:06:38:1200:06:40:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I can’t hear you
00:06:42:2700:06:50:02Dave [Xeros]break it testes testes one two three
00:06:49:2800:06:51:19Chris [TBD]Turd and Cough
00:06:54:1900:07:05:00Chris [TBD]I have started cutting more of the swears just so my kid can listen to it, too.
00:06:55:0700:06:57:24Steve [GM]is why i canít just listen to it when my kids are in the car
00:06:57:1800:06:58:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:07:04:0200:07:14:13Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh. You know what? Oh, there you go. I’m not sorry.
00:07:10:2900:07:13:15Chris [TBD]You know that is a good idea actually.
00:07:11:1200:07:19:28Steve [GM]the mario my favorite is uh there’s one one youtuber who you know when you’re like hitting the goomba or whatever
00:07:14:1300:07:28:26Brin [Basil]That’s
00:07:19:1700:07:20:08Chris [TBD]Yeah.
00:07:21:0300:07:21:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:07:21:2000:07:30:04Steve [GM]And so when he goes into his tirade and it’s like five swears in a row, then he just puts the Mario sound over the top. And that’s when it starts.
00:07:27:0600:07:30:04Dave [Xeros]Until it goes one up. Yeah, the Koopa like…
00:07:30:1500:07:31:18Chris [TBD]That’s awesome.
00:07:31:1100:07:32:10Dave [Xeros]It’s amazing.
00:07:33:0400:07:40:29Brin [Basil]Okay so I am Benjamin Franklin and And my character’s name is Basil.
00:07:42:0800:07:47:29Brin [Basil]She is a bad A, you see? I dubbed that for you there.
00:07:50:2900:07:51:18Brin [Basil]Fighter.
00:07:52:2500:07:53:23Brin [Basil]Herringron fighter.
00:07:55:0100:07:56:22Brin [Basil]I am…
00:07:55:1500:07:57:23Chris [TBD]What is what is a Heron gone?
00:07:58:0000:08:01:23Brin [Basil]Herringon is like a bunny and humanoid. Is that what you call it?
00:08:02:2500:08:08:04Brin [Basil]Combined. I’m white, fluffy, cute, very cute.
00:08:09:1700:08:15:03Brin [Basil]My ears are massive but I don’t have time but all I want to do is punch someone’s face, you know?
00:08:16:0800:08:22:11Brin [Basil]With my freaking awesome brass knuckles. Yeah, I don’t take anyone’s crap.
00:08:23:1900:08:33:04Brin [Basil]I’m very defensive and quick to anger and feisty And I am the sister of Nortle
00:08:33:1100:08:33:29Steve [GM]Right?
00:08:33:1900:08:39:13Brin [Basil]Yes, we’re from The Legendary Story
00:08:35:2800:08:36:16Steve [GM]Siblings.
00:08:44:1100:08:53:00Brin [Basil]are the ones that are the source of the legendary story of The Tortoise and the Hare. That’s where it stems from incredibly embarrassed about it don’t ever bring it up
00:08:53:0400:08:54:23Dave [Xeros]There’s a lot of animosity there.
00:08:54:0500:08:59:01Brin [Basil]yes, and despite that I love
00:08:54:1200:08:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:09:00:0200:09:01:22Brin [Basil]tortles and nortle
00:09:02:0400:09:04:12Steve [GM]Yeah, we’re good siblings for good siblings.
00:09:03:0400:09:10:26Brin [Basil]yes good siblings for sure anyways yeah that’s like the basis without too much background
00:09:13:0500:09:13:22Chris [TBD]perfect
00:09:13:2900:09:21:11Steve [GM]right if you recall last time we were together we went on an incredible heist uh trying to get
00:09:21:1100:09:28:05Steve [GM]into the ascendance library um it ended up going surprisingly well there were a couple of puzzles
00:09:28:0500:09:33:20Steve [GM]that took us a bit of time some gargoyles managed to thwart your best efforts
00:09:33:1700:09:35:05Dave [Xeros]We almost figured it out.
00:09:33:2100:09:34:08Jesse [Foulclaw]here.
00:09:36:2700:09:47:16Steve [GM]TBD used his incredible shrinking powers again to get us into otherwise inaccessible areas and uh at the end of uh at
00:09:47:1600:09:59:06Steve [GM]the end if it all we found manny so if we take a quick walk down memory lane and remember that we had three primary missions given to us from
00:09:59:0600:10:11:02Steve [GM]lashara we are now actually at the point where we’ve completed them all number one infiltrate as it were i learned more about levatorum which we learned is actually they inhabitants call it
00:10:11:0200:10:19:01Steve [GM]sin a day um learn more about them and see why they are kind of aloof and why haven’t interacted much with the people on up koreas
00:10:19:0100:10:28:23Steve [GM]number two find her informant manny who has not been communicating with her lately turns out that he has been partly
00:10:28:2300:10:40:21Steve [GM]experimented on with the veil stone magic and um so our good friend jacens escorted him from the
00:10:40:2100:10:48:19Steve [GM]ascendance library managed to get him through it was a close call but she managed to get him off of the floating island and back home
00:10:49:1100:11:00:14Steve [GM]and then the third and final option is or uh objective was to find some high-quality samples of the Vale Tear stones,
00:11:00:2100:11:03:27Steve [GM]the veil stones, the magic to bring back two Lashara.
00:11:05:0400:11:14:07Steve [GM]So technically you’re done and we could just have you bounce and we’re home by 10 o’clock
00:11:09:0300:11:14:29Chris [TBD]And we could just have you found, and we’re all like, oh.
00:11:10:2900:11:11:26Jesse [Foulclaw]bye
00:11:14:0800:11:16:05Brin [Basil]Let’s all hold hands and jump.
00:11:16:0800:11:16:24Chris [TBD]Yep.
00:11:16:1900:11:17:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:11:17:1800:11:26:19Dave [Xeros]But we’re in the center of the city though, right? And we have to get from the center of the city To the outside Of the city And there’s a big vote going on
00:11:27:2200:11:31:28Steve [GM]So when you found Manny he was in the presence of a
00:11:33:0000:11:40:11Steve [GM]one of the host one of the two political parties of Sineaday and he
00:11:41:2600:11:53:17Steve [GM]Mars von Eck is the name of the man, and he and Manny were actually kind of working together trying to get the host to gain enough votes
00:11:53:1700:12:01:18Steve [GM]in the big vote that’s happening at the parliament building tomorrow in order to open up communications and
00:12:02:2100:12:13:03Steve [GM]kind of become more friendly with the people down below opposed to them are the crew and the crew are a little bit more xenophobic.
00:12:13:1900:12:25:12Steve [GM]And we learned that the primary politician, a woman named Fauna is kind of taken a page from the worst parts of history
00:12:26:2000:12:38:08Steve [GM]and wants to actually invade and basically wipe out everybody in Kodayas, whom she views as being inferior to the people who live in Sinidae.
00:12:38:1400:12:49:01Steve [GM]So if the vote goes according to the host, then you guys are like your people will be safe and if it goes to the crew then they might try to invade
00:12:49:0100:12:54:06Steve [GM]and kill everybody you know and love. All of your fans, Zeros, all of your friends
00:12:54:0000:13:01:09Dave [Xeros]it’s arrows and uh i mean I could lose some It’s okay I just don’t want to Lose all of them
00:13:01:2600:13:04:00Chris [TBD]He’s that popular.
00:13:03:0400:13:03:17Dave [Xeros]So
00:13:05:0800:13:12:21Steve [GM]happens yes so
00:13:05:2500:13:10:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah yeah That’s a war Of attrition Just need to make Sure that people Like my stuff
00:13:12:2100:13:17:25Steve [GM]um the uh the stakes are pretty high
00:13:17:2600:13:29:04Steve [GM]but i like genuinely if you wanted to we can we can leave and uh just let what happens happens
00:13:29:0400:13:40:07Steve [GM]to Sunede. Mars Von Eck explained that your presence here in the city and the ways that you’ve both, he wants to focus on the good things
00:13:40:0700:13:42:23Steve [GM]that you have helped out with like the entertainment
00:13:44:0300:13:55:06Steve [GM]and helping to kind of bring to light with your experience underneath if you’re aware of the experiments that are happening He kind of wants to use you as examples
00:13:55:0600:14:03:18Steve [GM]of why we want to work together So yeah that’s right as a janitor
00:13:57:0400:13:59:10Dave [Xeros]I cleaned most of the part limit building as well.
00:14:03:1600:14:03:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah,
00:14:05:2300:14:15:24Steve [GM]so we he’s putting pressure on you to stay until tomorrow and kind of be his photo op basically
00:14:15:2400:14:26:21Steve [GM]look I have this menagerie plus a tiefling that pretends to look like one of us the people of Coreas are good people and they want to help
00:14:26:2100:14:27:28Steve [GM]um
00:14:27:2500:14:33:19Chris [TBD]what’s that scene from ghostbusters these are my boys take the picture And then he’s like, Yes.
00:14:34:0100:14:46:00Steve [GM]I mean, he is a politician. So you have that pressure but you do have this option to just let be and we can leave Cineday
00:14:46:0000:14:47:14Steve [GM]and adventure home.
00:14:51:0100:14:56:08Dave [Xeros]side conversation real quick? Okay. Can you leave the room, please?
00:14:56:2600:14:58:04Chris [TBD]Oh, super side.
00:14:57:1100:14:59:24Dave [Xeros]Oh, thanks. Okay. All right.
00:14:59:1900:15:01:03Steve [GM]I had to pee anyway.
00:15:02:0200:15:10:14Dave [Xeros]um uh well guys i mean i really really want to sit here and clean the rest of parliament building but just wondering what you guys think
00:15:10:2900:15:17:18Dave [Xeros]you know should we hang out for the photo op i mean it’s probably good i mean foul claw you might actually have some family that notice you in paper
00:15:19:1100:15:23:10Dave [Xeros]TBD it’s probably good publicity it’s great publicity
00:15:20:2300:15:24:10Chris [TBD]Great publicity. Great publicity
00:15:25:1400:15:28:22Dave [Xeros]basil I’m pretty sure that, you know.
00:15:29:0100:15:32:14Chris [TBD]You’re going to have an opportunity To crush some skulls
00:15:31:2300:15:38:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. If there’s an insurrection then you can hit some people for us?
00:15:34:0800:15:35:16Brin [Basil]I’m staying for the fight.
00:15:38:2700:15:47:06Chris [TBD]Look Lashara sent us on a mission. And we discovered a deeply disturbing truth that…
00:15:47:2200:15:53:00Chris [TBD]What’s her name? Fauna. She’s evil.
00:15:47:2900:15:49:24Dave [Xeros]What’s disturbing?
00:15:49:2200:15:54:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Fauna? You talking about Fana? She bad.
00:15:52:0600:15:58:01Dave [Xeros]Oh, oh yeah the whole no okay
00:15:54:0800:15:56:07Brin [Basil]She bad
00:15:54:1500:15:57:09Chris [TBD]She bad. And not in the hot way.
00:15:57:1700:16:01:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Nope, I don’t know
00:16:00:1600:16:03:19Dave [Xeros]so oh are you talking about like the whole genocide thing
00:16:02:2000:16:04:05Chris [TBD]You know what I mean, Falclaw?
00:16:06:1300:16:07:17Chris [TBD]You getting my drift?
00:16:06:2500:16:09:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Definitely not Nope, Falclaw does not get it
00:16:07:0400:16:07:25Brin [Basil]he’s like
00:16:09:2800:16:10:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:16:12:0100:16:14:08Chris [TBD]Anyways, I don’t like the idea of her
00:16:16:0000:16:19:22Chris [TBD]bringing danger to my turf I like my poem.
00:16:20:1300:16:32:03Dave [Xeros]okay um but yeah i mean i’m all for hanging around for the photo op and okay yeah um raise your hands and and wings
00:16:23:2200:16:35:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I’m kind of on board for that Yep I think we can We can stop
00:16:25:0100:16:26:11Chris [TBD]I say we stop her!
00:16:29:2600:16:31:01Brin [Basil]yeah oh yeah
00:16:32:1900:16:36:21Brin [Basil]I feel like this ideology needs to be eradicated for sure
00:16:36:2900:16:46:13Jesse [Foulclaw]There’s potential She wins She could be more powerful And then she’s just going to come down And attack and whatever So we could potentially stop some other bad stuff
00:16:46:2300:16:50:24Dave [Xeros]um just as a side note if we have to murder anyone is everyone okay with that
00:16:53:2900:16:56:01Brin [Basil]only if we can push them off the edge
00:16:54:0900:16:59:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Have we murdered anyone up to this point?
00:16:56:0500:17:04:25Dave [Xeros]that’s right okay no I don’t think we have yeah but the thing is like that
00:17:00:1400:17:03:13Chris [TBD]Well, there’s one guy that’s still flying up in the air somewhere.
00:17:04:1300:17:05:14Chris [TBD]He’ll be fine!
00:17:04:2500:17:09:11Dave [Xeros]wasn’t that wasn’t like murder it’s not like there was like any sort of blood on
00:17:11:2800:17:13:23Jesse [Foulclaw]goodness I’m
00:17:12:0800:17:16:01Brin [Basil]we are amphibian murderers though that’s for sure
00:17:16:1800:17:27:13Dave [Xeros]was his own fault i was trying to throw him back onto the land and i thought i was on the other side of the ravine so technically not murder technically involuntary manslaughter
00:17:21:2800:17:23:10Jesse [Foulclaw]technically
00:17:24:0100:17:26:04Brin [Basil]it’s considered manslaughter
00:17:28:0600:17:33:06Dave [Xeros]if technically If we went to a judge, involuntary manslaughter.
00:17:33:2700:17:36:11Brin [Basil]yeah you were out of your mind I would agree
00:17:36:2000:17:36:25Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:17:36:2400:17:46:15Chris [TBD]I line with… what do they call it, the chaotic and the neutral scale? I’m like neutral good. So if there’s a good reason to oust someone
00:17:46:0500:17:47:16Dave [Xeros]So you’re chaotic good?
00:17:47:2700:17:50:03Chris [TBD]neutral good is there a difference
00:17:51:2200:18:00:22Dave [Xeros]It’s chaotic neutral, chaotic good, chaotic evil. Or it’s lawful good, lawful neutral, lawfully evil.
00:18:00:2900:18:05:17Dave [Xeros]And then it’s bad, good, bad neutral, bad evil.
00:18:06:2700:18:10:04Chris [TBD]is. I think chaotic is the most bad
00:18:07:1000:18:07:29Dave [Xeros]Lawful!
00:18:09:1600:18:15:09Dave [Xeros]No, chaotic is the middle. mm-hmm yeah because there’s evil lawful chaos
00:18:11:0500:18:12:09Chris [TBD]Chaotic is the middle
00:18:15:2300:18:21:10Chris [TBD]so why would be chaotic good which means to me if there’s a good reason to oust them,
00:18:22:1200:18:24:22Dave [Xeros]yeah I’m just chaotic neutral I’m Just
00:18:24:0800:18:34:09Brin [Basil]Yeah, ditto. I think that’s what I put in there. I might even put lawful unusual, I think. Something like that!
00:18:29:1000:18:30:24Dave [Xeros]Lawful good
00:18:30:1800:18:32:26Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah something like that however
00:18:35:1200:18:45:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t want to kill anybody murder is bad i don’ t think we should murder anybody I don’t think we need to go that far however if it is for the cause
00:18:35:2800:18:37:23Brin [Basil]However, murder is okay!
00:18:44:2500:18:52:23Chris [TBD]Greater Good? Everybody has a price.
00:18:45:1100:18:52:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Because if it is a means to a greater good, there is potential that I could be swayed or something.
00:18:50:2800:19:00:22Dave [Xeros]does the Good Book say about murdering people that are in The Promised Land and The Promised land has been promised to you so
00:19:00:2200:19:02:20Brin [Basil]Is this your promised land?
00:19:02:1600:19:12:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, no, we skip over a lot of those chapters so I’m not totally sure what it says. But yeah, no.
00:19:06:1900:19:10:06Dave [Xeros]I’m just trying to remember what Idios said about that.
00:19:09:0200:19:11:14Brin [Basil]It was during the day he was sleeping.
00:19:12:0200:19:20:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m pretty sure i’m aligned with idios on this uh who if we recall had some uh extremist sort
00:19:15:0700:19:15:22Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:19:20:0200:19:26:00Jesse [Foulclaw]of tactics the could tactics that could be seen as extremists such as a child army but
00:19:28:0100:19:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]i believe i believe that that was for the greater good
00:19:28:0400:19:33:02Dave [Xeros]That was probably one of my favorite books.
00:19:32:1800:19:35:20Chris [TBD]Blast from the past. Wow!
00:19:34:1400:19:41:14Dave [Xeros]Oh, my gosh. One of my favorites. One of the most favorite books in all of The Book of Idios. The Children’s Crusade into the Commons.
00:19:43:0600:19:45:09Dave [Xeros]Can you remind me how that all ended?
00:19:46:2000:19:47:18Dave [Xeros]Just real quick.
00:19:47:0700:19:51:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know if we actually i donno if they teach the end of that story in school actually
00:19:49:2400:19:53:18Chris [TBD]It actually, I don’t think it resolved. I think we kiboshed it.
00:19:52:2700:20:01:16Dave [Xeros]No, I’m pretty sure it resolved with all of the children being murdered um yeah because it was kind of likened unto
00:19:53:2300:19:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:19:57:2500:19:58:26Chris [TBD]I don t remember.
00:20:01:1600:20:11:05Dave [Xeros]the children’s crusade of jerusalem but uh yeah yeah yeah it was um yeah it was like carrion i think was the word used
00:20:07:2000:20:08:16Chris [TBD]Dark times.
00:20:11:0500:20:17:11Dave [Xeros]carrion fodder and those kids knew exactly what they were supposed to do
00:20:11:2300:20:15:02Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s a time to live and a time to die that’s my
00:20:18:1200:20:19:25Chris [TBD]And you re the one who decides?
00:20:20:1800:20:31:16Dave [Xeros]well i trust him more than any of us okay so hey um since we don’t have our rogue
00:20:22:0100:20:26:13Jesse [Foulclaw]no the doctrine decides I’m just following
00:20:28:2100:20:29:19Chris [TBD]Doctrine of the Dice
00:20:32:0800:20:43:01Dave [Xeros]that apparently had an extreme sense of, like, fealty and, like… good. Which was really strange.
00:20:43:2600:20:47:06Dave [Xeros]Keep us on the straight and narrow, right?
00:20:49:0300:20:51:25Jesse [Foulclaw]this entire time
00:20:49:0500:20:59:06Dave [Xeros]I know! I said keep us don’t, like- Yeah you can come back we’re just shooting shit.
00:20:50:0800:20:53:04Chris [TBD]leading by example
00:21:01:1900:21:02:29Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re just shitting.
00:21:01:2900:21:09:14Chris [TBD]come in mars
00:21:02:1300:21:12:15Dave [Xeros]Oh, Mars Von Eck has officially knocked at the door and he wants to come back in. All right, so show of hands we’re good? We’re good. Okay, where are you going to hang out?
00:21:12:0700:21:14:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep, we got to help these people out anyway.
00:21:13:2800:21:17:12Dave [Xeros]Yeah. Okay. I just wanted to make sure everyone
00:21:16:1600:21:27:21Brin [Basil]because helping them helps us just want to selfishly point that out That’s right. Yeah, there’s no selfish reasons involved in this whatsoever
00:21:19:1300:21:19:26Dave [Xeros]Yes.
00:21:21:0000:21:21:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:21:21:1500:21:23:05Jesse [Foulclaw]And helping them helps them.
00:21:28:1700:21:30:26Dave [Xeros]That conversation could have gone on forever man So
00:21:37:2600:21:42:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I loved the way you were standing over there, your posture. Can I come back?
00:21:42:0700:21:43:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:21:43:1800:21:46:23Steve [GM]sticking my dad gut out just as far as it could go
00:21:43:2000:21:44:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Across the room.
00:21:46:1900:21:56:25Dave [Xeros]I really was just wanting Mars Von Eck to leave the room but like You didn’t have to Like I think uh I mean Falcloff if you want
00:21:51:2600:21:54:02Steve [GM]that’s alright I think it’ll be more fun this way
00:21:52:2000:21:54:15Chris [TBD]I think
00:21:56:2500:21:59:29Dave [Xeros]to tell Mars Von Eck, you know what our decision is
00:22:00:2800:22:11:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, it seems like from what we’ve learned and what you told us that there’s some pretty potentially dangerous situation that could unfold here and
00:22:11:2600:22:17:12Jesse [Foulclaw]we want to stop that. We’re here to help
00:22:18:0000:22:21:29Steve [GM]excellent, excellent Well, in that case we should definitely
00:22:23:1400:22:31:01Steve [GM]plan on your arrival bright and early tomorrow. Yes you with the tattoos
00:22:31:2000:22:39:01Dave [Xeros]yeah I was just wondering do you want us to stay here? Is there like a couch we can sleep on or something until the morning? I’m just really tired
00:22:38:1300:22:40:17Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s good question
00:22:39:1400:22:47:22Steve [GM]office? No We typically go to our homes when we’re done here at the library
00:22:47:0500:22:48:27Dave [Xeros]okay so you want me to go to your home then
00:22:47:2200:22:52:14Steve [GM]I would imagine you should go to where you sleep
00:22:50:1000:23:00:05Chris [TBD]Have we actually ever checked into the hotel once? Oh, okay.
00:22:53:1100:22:53:23Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:22:55:0600:22:55:18Dave [Xeros]ok
00:22:58:2200:23:02:19Jesse [Foulclaw]are you hitting on me?
00:22:59:0700:23:01:16Dave [Xeros]yeah we did once. We just kind of end up back there
00:23:02:2600:23:05:16Dave [Xeros]no I was just wondering
00:23:03:1600:23:04:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:23:05:0700:23:07:20Steve [GM]Falclaw can’t quite figure out these social cues
00:23:05:2400:23:14:19Brin [Basil]To the brothels!
00:23:07:2900:23:09:10Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m still trying
00:23:08:1400:23:11:03Chris [TBD]Some weird tension in the air.
00:23:09:1400:23:13:12Dave [Xeros]well you know Well, I could be. Am I hitting on you?
00:23:14:2200:23:16:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:23:15:2900:23:16:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:23:17:0800:23:18:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:23:17:2800:23:19:19Dave [Xeros]Lead the way, Basil.
00:23:18:2000:23:20:24Jesse [Foulclaw]so we can just walk
00:23:19:2100:23:22:12Brin [Basil]I love to be groomed.
00:23:23:1200:23:25:10Jesse [Foulclaw]out safely then to our
00:23:26:2900:23:29:20Jesse [Foulclaw]place of rest and residence
00:23:30:0500:23:41:19Steve [GM]take you to some of the um uh magically sealed tunnels that lead in and out of the library and using his authority he’s able to let you like exit safely
00:23:41:1900:23:51:18Steve [GM]um and the reason he does that is just so that you don’t accidentally bump into anyone from the crew he doesn’t want you to i can fauna where it happened to come by on your as you were leaving like
00:23:53:0400:23:59:07Dave [Xeros]See we were up in the upper ward though right so I’m just wondering if there’s like a nicer like you know
00:24:00:1200:24:02:15Dave [Xeros]he’d want to pay for us to have
00:24:04:0400:24:06:13Brin [Basil]That he would want to pay for us.
00:24:04:2200:24:05:28Dave [Xeros]the photo shoot
00:24:06:1900:24:09:13Steve [GM]one i’m pretty sure you have more money than he does
00:24:08:2900:24:09:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:24:09:2000:24:14:02Dave [Xeros]Okay, just a point as we’re walking out I need to go up and grab my bags of gold
00:24:11:0500:24:16:10Chris [TBD]Oh, good memory.
00:24:14:1600:24:22:09Dave [Xeros]before we head out so i am gonna go do that if
00:24:14:2300:24:15:25Brin [Basil]Oh, that’s right.
00:24:17:2000:24:24:13Steve [GM]okay uh go ahead and give me a roll um you tell me what skill you need to use to get this.
00:24:22:0900:24:29:21Dave [Xeros]to get my gold back um okay i will use
00:24:24:2900:24:32:10Chris [TBD]Yeah, because
00:24:26:1800:24:27:04Steve [GM]Yeah,
00:24:31:1400:24:32:27Steve [GM]because they’re up high.
00:24:40:1100:24:42:29Jesse [Foulclaw]You’ll use us or you will ask Us politely
00:24:42:2400:24:48:05Dave [Xeros]hey hey you know what i i got some the you know money
00:24:47:2300:24:51:28Jesse [Foulclaw]You’ve changed since you detached from that gold Actually I feel like this is a better version of yourself
00:24:48:2600:24:49:27Brin [Basil]Do you…
00:24:50:1900:25:01:20Dave [Xeros]it is it is but the thing is is like if i have the gold i can buy everyone drinks and everyone dinner whereas if i don’t have the gold i can still buy everyone drinks and everyone dinner
00:24:51:1400:24:52:25Brin [Basil]You’ve changed!
00:25:01:2000:25:12:21Dave [Xeros]it’s just i’m not going to be happy about it and it’s gonna be a good dinner yeah yeah i know um
00:25:08:1100:25:10:10Brin [Basil]Do you know how sharp his talons are?
00:25:13:2900:25:25:08Dave [Xeros]especially now that they’ve been shopping they yeah yeah I know um is I mean Can I get you guys a nice dinner and some drinks?
00:25:16:0300:25:17:03Brin [Basil]That’s what I’m saying.
00:25:19:2500:25:21:22Brin [Basil]It’s fine. Pick me up. Let’s grab him.
00:25:20:2500:25:23:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Alright we’ll help Yeah yeah we’ll Help you
00:25:24:2500:25:26:06Brin [Basil]Because we can
00:25:25:1500:25:31:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just going to hand you my scroll, my pamphlet The title of this one just says What profiteth the teethling in the
00:25:32:1400:25:38:09Jesse [Foulclaw]gaineth a meal and loseth his own soul okay so that’s for you and then we’re gonna go up
00:25:33:1800:25:37:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:25:34:2600:25:36:18Dave [Xeros]I will.
00:25:39:1400:25:45:20Brin [Basil]And while we’re up there i’m going to take a handful and put in my satchel and then slowly tie it back
00:25:43:2000:25:45:12Chris [TBD]Nice! Nice!
00:25:46:2000:25:52:11Jesse [Foulclaw]have your pants on too by the way they’re getting a little itchy actually
00:25:47:2900:25:49:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:25:48:0900:25:49:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:25:48:0900:25:50:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:25:52:0800:25:53:25Dave [Xeros]Well, that’s your own fault.
00:25:54:2000:26:25:29Jesse [Foulclaw]no no uh yes
00:25:54:2200:26:05:15Brin [Basil]they’re full of quills oh gross
00:25:55:2800:26:03:23Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. I mean, it’s possibly full of many STDs that I have to heal myself for every morning.
00:26:05:0700:26:08:01Dave [Xeros]So it’s your only fault for putting my pants on.
00:26:05:1500:26:19:11Brin [Basil]thank you
00:26:07:2100:26:13:01Chris [TBD]Go ahead.
00:26:12:0100:26:19:18Steve [GM]Basil, go ahead and roll 1d6 and that’s how many gold pieces you purloined so I Yeah, one of your cubes.
00:26:20:1000:26:22:01Dave [Xeros]Can I get my pants back, though?
00:26:25:2900:26:27:21Jesse [Foulclaw]he can
00:26:26:2200:26:26:28Brin [Basil]five
00:26:27:0500:26:27:27Steve [GM]Five gold pieces.
00:26:28:2400:26:31:10Dave [Xeros]Five gold. She took five gold from the thousand that were there.
00:26:32:1500:26:38:07Brin [Basil]wait I really only took five all right that’s fair
00:26:35:2100:26:38:13Dave [Xeros]That’s true. Um… I’m gonna…
00:26:38:0600:26:39:05Jesse [Foulclaw]coins this big
00:26:39:0100:26:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:26:39:2400:26:43:08Steve [GM]They’re like She’s like this is pretty good for me
00:26:40:1100:26:46:09Brin [Basil]I’m like picking up it I try to bite one
00:26:43:1900:26:44:17Dave [Xeros]When you go down,
00:26:44:1100:26:55:00Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m rich wait before i come down and return his pants uh i’m just i want to know the pockets were really scary last time but i just
00:26:55:0000:27:06:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m curious if there’s anything in there that could like that maybe i should know about like i’ve helped him in the past when he’s gone through like his drug phases and stuff and i’ve had
00:27:06:1800:27:13:14Jesse [Foulclaw]keep things away so i’m just gonna like browse real quick and see if there’s anything that
00:27:07:2600:27:09:23Dave [Xeros]There are so many things in there.
00:27:13:1400:27:20:22Jesse [Foulclaw]could potentially harm him or maybe benefit me more than him in order to keep him safe
00:27:16:2900:27:17:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:27:20:1600:27:23:14Dave [Xeros]Do you want me to go through a list of everything in my pockets?
00:27:23:2500:27:27:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i want something out of your pockets yeah before i try to turn your pants back
00:27:25:1600:27:26:01Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:27:25:1700:27:26:14Chris [TBD]Ha ha!
00:27:27:2400:27:39:16Dave [Xeros]All right. Well, um… There’s razor blades and just so much alcohol there’s snuff powder basically any type
00:27:39:1600:27:49:19Dave [Xeros]of like neuropsychotic drug that you could think of both over-the-counter and prescription versions. And we’re talking
00:27:49:1900:27:58:23Dave [Xeros]about the nice high spire prescription versions, the ones that cost like the serious money um a bunch like a mountain of Adderall
00:28:00:0000:28:06:04Dave [Xeros]there is actually another bag of holding within the bag of holding that goes
00:28:05:1200:28:08:02Jesse [Foulclaw]do you have any magical items in your pocket
00:28:08:2100:28:11:01Dave [Xeros]everything in my pockets are magical
00:28:09:2300:28:13:02Chris [TBD]you got that orb
00:28:12:0100:28:15:14Steve [GM]Wait, you can’t have a bag of holding in A bag of folding. That’ll create
00:28:15:0800:28:23:11Dave [Xeros]it’s a blessed bag of holdings yep that actually goes straight through to the to the
00:28:24:2600:28:26:02Dave [Xeros]yeah the
00:28:29:1900:28:30:25Dave [Xeros]it’s the uh yeah
00:28:31:0300:28:33:01Chris [TBD]Wasn’t it called The Orchard?
00:28:32:2900:28:37:26Dave [Xeros]well no, it’s called The Orchard but actually has a name. It’s where the Seven Deadly Sips are made
00:28:33:1900:28:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]that was from a previous life i don’t remember what it’s called old world yeah
00:28:41:0600:28:46:03Dave [Xeros]I don’t know I’ll remember it so it actually goes straight to the storehouse
00:28:41:2000:28:43:12Chris [TBD]Ancient History
00:28:44:0900:28:48:08Steve [GM]I think A better question is Is there something you’re thinking of
00:28:48:0400:28:50:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah what do you want? It’s there
00:28:49:1400:28:50:15Steve [GM]And then
00:28:52:1000:29:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]uh um we’re probably we’re just gonna end up in combat here in a little bit
00:29:00:2900:29:06:21Jesse [Foulclaw]and then i have a ton of weapons if i could borrow something
00:29:03:0500:29:10:17Dave [Xeros]I have a dagger A bunch of daggers just mountains of daggars
00:29:10:1700:29:16:29Dave [Xeros]and i have a moon touch rapier of rapia it is actually it’s not a rape yeah
00:29:16:2900:29:27:17Dave [Xeros]it’s rape yeah i’m sorry with the accent it doesn’t come all super well um because i’m not going to try to rape ya it’s just a rape ya um okay
00:29:23:2100:29:27:13Chris [TBD]Now Anaurapist Laughter
00:29:25:0700:29:26:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we get it
00:29:26:1700:29:28:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:29:27:1500:29:29:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:29:30:1300:29:34:25Dave [Xeros]uh i do have a moontouch rapier that is double has two blights
00:29:35:1700:29:39:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh perfect yeah i’ll protect it
00:29:36:1800:29:40:28Dave [Xeros]It’s a family heirloom, and I don’t really have too many family
00:29:40:2100:29:52:20Jesse [Foulclaw]and that one seems a little dangerous for you to hold on to right now so pretty good blindness i don’t want you to cut yourself or anything so no it’s fine
00:29:42:2000:29:45:16Dave [Xeros]Okay. And then I do have –
00:29:44:1700:29:47:16Steve [GM]what with all the frequent blindness that he keeps having
00:29:48:2700:29:51:10Dave [Xeros]I also have a crystal ball of telepathy.
00:29:52:2000:29:59:26Jesse [Foulclaw]i already am very in tune with spirits and things so
00:29:55:1900:29:56:03Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:29:58:0000:29:58:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah?
00:29:58:0900:30:03:02Steve [GM]yeah, he found his way to the library if you recall
00:29:59:2600:30:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah okay i’m just gonna borrow your sword i’m going to come back down and i’m gonna give you your pants and your sword is like on my back
00:30:03:0800:30:08:01Chris [TBD]Yes, he followed the giant sign by flying just above the building line.
00:30:11:2700:30:20:24Dave [Xeros]Okay. The second I get my pants back, I put my gold back in my pants, and I’m like, did someone take five gold from me? It feels lighter.
00:30:18:2100:30:20:01Chris [TBD]It feels lighter.
00:30:20:1400:30:23:22Brin [Basil]and I’m avoiding eye contact I’m just staring at a mural on the wall
00:30:21:1600:30:29:24Chris [TBD]Just your ear like slightly twitches it’s her tail
00:30:24:0200:30:24:16Dave [Xeros]Hey!
00:30:24:1600:30:27:24Jesse [Foulclaw]are they like under your ears where are you hiding these giant
00:30:29:2000:30:32:17Brin [Basil]don’t you think we should go? The brothel is closing soon
00:30:32:0700:30:33:28Chris [TBD]I’m tired let’s go to bed
00:30:32:1100:30:36:25Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah he’s got to lead us through these secret passages i think we gotta go he’s waiting for us
00:30:36:0800:30:36:28Dave [Xeros]You’re right.
00:30:36:2800:30:49:08Dave [Xeros]the prophet is all waiting let’s go okay at
00:30:38:2900:30:40:04Brin [Basil]I knew that would work
00:30:41:0100:30:46:24Chris [TBD]TBDs falling asleep here need my sleepy sleep
00:30:43:1200:30:45:13Steve [GM]Nordal is always at home
00:30:46:1500:30:48:20Brin [Basil]oh yeah did we leave Nortle where is he
00:30:48:0800:30:51:20Steve [GM]He just comes slowly walking out of the building
00:30:49:0800:30:58:29Dave [Xeros]at some point at some point can we just have like some sort of dimension door that goes into nortal and like inside of him is actually
00:30:50:1900:30:52:06Chris [TBD]he’s always there
00:30:58:2900:31:07:29Dave [Xeros]this palatial like huge thing yeah and and yep and so we just kind of step in
00:31:00:1000:31:01:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:00:2900:31:01:28Steve [GM][laughter]
00:31:01:2200:31:03:07Chris [TBD]he’s in a robe
00:31:04:0100:31:04:26Steve [GM]with a
00:31:04:2300:31:07:14Chris [TBD]yes welcome
00:31:04:2400:31:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:31:06:0100:31:08:05Steve [GM]like the dave girl picture
00:31:08:1500:31:10:22Chris [TBD]yeah just like that
00:31:10:0900:31:12:23Brin [Basil]it’s like the Sistine Chapel Thank you.
00:31:12:2500:31:15:18Chris [TBD]it’s classical music playing always
00:31:14:2200:31:15:25Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s awesome
00:31:16:0000:31:21:12Steve [GM]he’s busy decorating most of the time that’s why he’s not participating in a lot of the stuff, he’s got priorities
00:31:17:1500:31:21:05Chris [TBD]he’s been busy
00:31:18:0700:31:19:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:21:0800:31:28:23Dave [Xeros]inside of his shell time’s like moved up by like 10 so he speaks at like a normal like very intuitive
00:31:26:2700:31:28:09Jesse [Foulclaw]different dimensions
00:31:27:0900:31:36:29Steve [GM]you guys sound like chipmunks but he sounds normal anyway you do make it to the Blaggards Inn nice and easily thanks to
00:31:36:2900:31:48:18Steve [GM]uh mark bonnick which is good because uh yeah mars sorry um which is good because you guys have used a lot of your spell slots i think i don’t think a whole lot of damage has happened but
00:31:48:1600:31:49:25Chris [TBD]No battles.
00:31:48:1800:31:58:08Steve [GM]basically this is your chance to go ahead and just give yourself a long rest because you’re gonna spend the night there and in the morning
00:31:58:0800:32:07:04Steve [GM]uh you are escorted back to the ascendance library um okay
00:32:07:0400:32:14:17Steve [GM]so um this uh the map that we
00:32:14:1700:32:22:14Steve [GM]have in front of us that all of you out there in radio land can’t see is an aerial of basically
00:32:22:1400:32:34:12Steve [GM]the idea of the ascendant’s library is kind of here in the middle and then the square It’s a small area in front with some roads leading off in different directions.
00:32:35:1000:32:43:12Steve [GM]And as you come, if we’re looking at this, technically north is going to be off on the left side of our screen.
00:32:44:2700:32:51:21Steve [GM]You’re approaching from the south and as you get closer you see that there is a very large quantity of people.
00:32:51:2100:32:59:02Steve [GM]um it is similar to what you guys know those are not stocks
00:32:53:1500:32:55:22Dave [Xeros]is that is that a stocks
00:32:58:2400:32:59:16Dave [Xeros]oh
00:32:59:0200:33:04:28Steve [GM]those are just very inconveniently drawn stock-like things on the map
00:33:03:0000:33:04:05Dave [Xeros]okay
00:33:06:0600:33:09:07Dave [Xeros]I just was wondering if there’s like a hanging, right?
00:33:06:2800:33:11:22Chris [TBD]it’s a podium right two podiums for the debate
00:33:08:0000:33:10:07Steve [GM]yeah there’s a podium definitely a podium
00:33:12:0300:33:13:17Brin [Basil]I just don’t remember what happened.
00:33:12:0900:33:15:11Dave [Xeros]I just remember what happened during the French Revolution is all.
00:33:16:0400:33:17:21Steve [GM]so we’ve got
00:33:20:0500:33:30:06Steve [GM]just like the previous night when you guys made your concert and kind of hyped up the crowd, get out to vote kind of a thing. It apparently worked And there are quite a few people here
00:33:30:0600:33:32:19Steve [GM]but there’s a tension in the air
00:33:33:2100:33:34:08Steve [GM]with
00:33:36:0400:33:45:27Steve [GM]the political divide being pretty clear. Some Asimir shouting for the crew to succeed, others demanding that the host
00:33:46:2700:33:51:10Steve [GM]help everybody out and actually do their job.
00:33:51:1000:33:56:05Dave [Xeros]Oh man, it’s just too much shouting and I got such a headache. Can someone roll a d6?
00:33:54:1200:33:55:13Steve [GM]Oh, yeah.
00:33:57:0400:33:57:25Steve [GM]D6 or D8?
00:33:58:2300:34:04:02Dave [Xeros]Do the d6 because the 8 seems to land on the same thing every time.
00:34:04:1700:34:05:04Steve [GM]Four.
00:34:05:2500:34:07:06Chris [TBD]goodness. It’s not a five
00:34:08:1900:34:17:00Dave [Xeros]All right, let’s do this. Let me find the right one.
00:34:17:0000:34:23:10Dave [Xeros]gosh what was it number four all right number four
00:34:20:1800:34:20:26Steve [GM]Yep.
00:34:23:2500:34:25:25Steve [GM]More stuff for Chris to cut out.
00:34:26:0600:34:27:25Chris [TBD]No, I’ll leave this stuff in
00:34:28:1500:34:30:18Steve [GM]Just silently thumbing his phone.
00:34:30:0600:34:35:20Chris [TBD]Yeah That gets cut, yes Like me saying this is gonna get cut
00:34:37:0200:34:47:20Dave [Xeros]one actually it’s the lustful sangria rosé um this is the one that’s spiked with succubus sweat so um my inhibitions have been
00:34:47:2000:34:52:10Dave [Xeros]removed and i’m going to be more selfish and straightforward which is a chore
00:34:48:1500:34:49:19Steve [GM]It’s just what we need.
00:34:52:0700:34:56:01Steve [GM]I was going to say… So this is the same picture
00:34:54:1200:34:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:34:54:2000:35:04:27Brin [Basil]take serious effort more chances to punch him in the face
00:34:55:1400:35:01:17Dave [Xeros]um yeah uh it’s going to cause more arousal while mildly improving my physical skills i
00:35:01:1700:35:09:21Dave [Xeros]get a plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution all effects last for one hour
00:35:10:2400:35:12:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Chris probably just cut the episode here.
00:35:14:0100:35:17:14Chris [TBD]Just a big Mario sound effect for the rest of them
00:35:19:0500:35:20:11Steve [GM]the rest of the story you’ve got to go
00:35:20:1100:35:31:19Steve [GM]to our after dark podcast roll a d4 dave that
00:35:31:1900:35:34:16Steve [GM]is how many charges you have for your lying liar today
00:35:35:2900:35:37:02Chris [TBD]Oh nice
00:35:37:2900:35:38:16Dave [Xeros]actually rolled
00:35:41:2000:35:47:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I make an investigation check and see if I can identify Fauna in the square, if she’s here?
00:35:44:2900:35:54:18Steve [GM]yeah um um
00:35:48:0700:35:48:24Chris [TBD]Funness
00:35:49:1800:35:51:14Dave [Xeros]for flora you look for
00:35:54:1100:35:56:01Brin [Basil]We never saw what she looked like, right?
00:35:54:1800:36:04:16Steve [GM]well you went into her office so you have a sense um you might use but i mean there were a lot of yeah i mean
00:36:00:2200:36:01:22Chris [TBD]The fairies
00:36:02:0300:36:11:06Jesse [Foulclaw]technically we don’t know yeah beat
00:36:04:1600:36:12:28Steve [GM]there were pictures of people, like paintings and stuff but which one of all these would have been fauna. So go ahead and do an investigation check. As always 15
00:36:11:0600:36:23:29Jesse [Foulclaw]us 15
00:36:14:0300:36:14:29Chris [TBD]fauna or faunus?
00:36:16:1200:36:20:13Steve [GM]If I said faunas it’s because I’ve been watching Ruby again
00:36:16:2900:36:17:23Chris [TBD]It’s faunas.
00:36:20:2500:36:21:17Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
00:36:23:2900:36:27:28Jesse [Foulclaw]plus well I’d be there against 15 plus like two
00:36:30:0700:36:31:08Steve [GM]There is
00:36:32:2100:36:34:14Steve [GM]lols It does say faunus
00:36:39:1300:36:46:07Steve [GM]Yeah You spot one of the subjects from one of the portraits you saw in the office
00:36:48:1400:36:49:00Steve [GM]Thin
00:36:50:0100:36:59:26Steve [GM]Ismir, who is a little bit more advanced in years just like middle older middle age very regal bearing
00:36:59:2600:37:10:14Steve [GM]and has just like a lightning countenance she stares people quake got a very intimidating
00:37:12:2400:37:22:29Steve [GM]presence when she shows up part of the crowd erupts in approval and a roars of applause while the other half predictably start to boo.
00:37:24:1200:37:26:17Steve [GM]Again, are you?
00:37:25:0100:37:31:05Brin [Basil]Can we yell in the mic?
00:37:25:0800:37:30:01Dave [Xeros]booing right now yeah but is this which one is it’s the crew
00:37:25:0900:37:34:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m in, I’ve distanced myself a little bit from Dave by the way
00:37:39:0800:37:42:05Brin [Basil]Remember he’s a little more extra so…
00:37:39:1100:37:49:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I saw you pull out the drink and then I saw The Liar on your side while we were walking so I just started to go look for Fauna
00:37:49:2800:37:53:15Jesse [Foulclaw]because I can still see you guys through the crowd but there’s a little bit of distance
00:37:54:2800:38:02:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, just abandon me. Like my family. Yeah, which side’s talking right now? Okay, so we’re booing. So it’s Boo!
00:37:57:2800:38:00:22Steve [GM]which side of the… She’s crew. She’s true.
00:38:02:2200:38:10:24Chris [TBD]She’s The one that had The journal With a very Incriminating Evidence Remember Faunus
00:38:09:1500:38:09:27Dave [Xeros]Fauna?
00:38:11:1000:38:15:04Dave [Xeros]And she’s the one that’s on stage right now. Okay, I didn’t catch that, sorry.
00:38:13:0200:38:13:11Steve [GM]Yeah.
00:38:15:0300:38:15:26Steve [GM]That’s okay.
00:38:15:2400:38:17:08Jesse [Foulclaw]and she’s Asimere, you said?
00:38:18:0500:38:19:19Steve [GM]Yeah, that’s what she looks like.
00:38:19:2900:38:20:13Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
00:38:22:0900:38:22:21Chris [TBD]Animals
00:38:23:0600:38:23:25Steve [GM]Yeah.
00:38:23:2500:38:24:13Chris [TBD]Basil.
00:38:25:0900:38:32:06Brin [Basil]I’m gonna put my dance uniform back on and just stand as close to the podium
00:38:33:1700:38:35:29Jesse [Foulclaw]just get right up front weave in between everybody
00:38:37:1100:38:41:02Steve [GM]like in Dumb and Dumber trying to show off
00:38:38:1400:38:39:04Jesse [Foulclaw]good idea
00:38:40:0700:38:40:13Brin [Basil]yeah!
00:38:42:0800:38:53:18Steve [GM]you can hear some of the crew supporters chanting and demanding a speech
00:38:53:1800:38:59:29Steve [GM]but time is pressing so she’s ushered in by some of her assistants into The Ascendance Library
00:39:01:1400:39:08:03Steve [GM]yes can’t do it super fast she’s walking in
00:39:02:2600:39:05:05Jesse [Foulclaw]just wanted to do an arcana check on her before she disappeared
00:39:08:0200:39:12:08Dave [Xeros]While she’s walking in and I’m just going to be chanting speech! Speech! Speech!
00:39:12:0000:39:23:14Jesse [Foulclaw]uh 12 plus 4 yeah i’m just curious if there’s any magic like around her if there’s anything like I can detect it,
00:39:13:2900:39:17:09Steve [GM]what are you trying an arcana check
00:39:23:1500:39:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw]like she’s doing or anywhere on her.
00:39:25:1400:39:37:11Steve [GM]without a detect magic spell you wouldn’t be able to really register too much but because you did get the arcana and because you are aware of where you are, you do notice
00:39:37:1100:39:44:10Steve [GM]a glimpse perhaps of some purple like in her arms,
00:39:45:1600:39:47:16Steve [GM]like purplish veins maybe
00:39:46:2700:39:50:16Chris [TBD]Ooh, perfect.
00:39:52:1700:40:03:01Steve [GM]She goes in and then Mars Von Eck shows up same thing but in reverse the crew people start booing the host people start cheering they demand a speech
00:40:03:0100:40:07:22Steve [GM]he ignores them because he’s like every other politician. They go inside
00:40:09:2400:40:11:08Steve [GM]some of Mars’
00:40:12:2400:40:20:16Steve [GM]attendants helpers usher you along with them so all of you are walking through the library until
00:40:20:1600:40:31:06Steve [GM]you arrive in the large almost like a coliseum kind of a thing so there’s just a room filled with seats yep a parliamentary
00:40:27:1900:40:29:26Chris [TBD]parliament
00:40:31:0600:40:38:20Steve [GM]building and there’s a ds down at the bottom where uh the speeches can happen so
00:40:41:2100:40:48:23Dave [Xeros]Hey, Falclaw. Are you with us now? You still distancing yourself? Okay. Is it just me? Is Fauna really hot?
00:40:44:2200:40:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we’re all in the library
00:40:50:1700:40:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s probably just you
00:40:52:1500:40:52:29Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:40:53:0900:40:54:13Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t say that out loud
00:40:54:2000:40:57:04Dave [Xeros]Well, you know, I just… It’s what I’m feeling.
00:40:57:2100:41:00:03Chris [TBD]arrow’s got a thing for cougars
00:40:59:0000:41:01:13Jesse [Foulclaw]you don’t have to express all of these things
00:41:01:2800:41:10:12Steve [GM]don’t feel listen to the religious guy he knows what he’s talking about
00:41:03:2000:41:04:02Jesse [Foulclaw]suppress
00:41:05:0300:41:05:17Dave [Xeros]Suppress?
00:41:05:1200:41:06:02Jesse [Foulclaw]bury it
00:41:10:0400:41:14:16Dave [Xeros]I just keep me on the straight and narrow. I read your pamphlet.
00:41:11:2100:41:33:22Brin [Basil]not a
00:41:20:0300:41:20:24Jesse [Foulclaw]you read it?
00:41:20:2100:41:22:22Dave [Xeros]I did three times.
00:41:24:0300:41:26:11Dave [Xeros]They kept me up all night while I was sitting in my fire
00:41:26:0500:41:37:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I was going to say it’s kind of a big pamphlet that’s take three okay wow um don’t
00:41:28:1500:41:29:00Dave [Xeros]I know.
00:41:30:1100:41:33:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah, thank you.
00:41:33:2200:41:42:03Brin [Basil]word sink in. Not a word. How did how I just want to know
00:41:37:1900:41:41:18Jesse [Foulclaw]get my hopes up okay you’ve done this before all right don’t
00:41:40:2500:41:50:13Steve [GM]ladies and gentlemen we have an important vote uh you you look down and it’s mars he’s up there
00:41:42:1700:41:44:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:41:42:1700:41:44:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:41:44:1800:41:48:07Chris [TBD]an important vote thank you
00:41:47:1400:41:48:02Dave [Xeros]Spage!
00:41:50:1300:42:02:02Steve [GM]on the ds and he said and he’s demanding everyone pay attention to him uh everyone kind of quiets down my good friends you’re well aware of what’s at stake our
00:42:02:0200:42:08:16Steve [GM]little island in the sky needs to connect itself with the rest of the world and there’s reasons to do
00:42:08:1600:42:18:18Steve [GM]that and i have five of them here with me please come down to the middle all of my friends TBD Xeros,
00:42:18:2100:42:21:03Dave [Xeros]Eros? It’s Eros! Damn it, it’s Eroos!
00:42:21:2900:42:28:10Steve [GM]Falclaw, Basil and that other one. Come on down! We need to hear from you.
00:42:26:0500:42:34:02Chris [TBD]She took Manny back. Oh, Nortle! Dang it! I forgot he was here.
00:42:26:1700:42:29:13Jesse [Foulclaw]No normal
00:42:30:0200:42:31:20Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, the…
00:42:30:1200:42:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:42:34:2600:42:36:22Steve [GM]Happens all the time.
00:42:38:0700:42:39:06Chris [TBD]Sorry, Portal.
00:42:38:1500:42:40:16Steve [GM]So you come down
00:42:39:0100:42:41:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay What
00:42:41:0800:42:46:13Dave [Xeros]Do I… Can I reveal myself as not an ace mirror as I’m walking down? Okay.
00:42:46:1400:42:48:20Steve [GM]causes a bit of a
00:42:49:2200:42:50:14Steve [GM]commotion
00:42:50:1900:42:51:26Chris [TBD]Oh good heavens!
00:42:52:2100:42:57:00Steve [GM]I do declare You hear swooning actual swoonie
00:42:54:2100:42:55:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:42:54:2700:42:59:13Brin [Basil]at that point
00:42:56:0900:42:56:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:43:00:1700:43:13:12Dave [Xeros]pretty sure everyone’s heard of your uh zeros up here um so it’s
00:43:06:1800:43:12:00Steve [GM]at that point everyone just kind of looks at each other in confusion like you I don’t know
00:43:13:1200:43:13:24Dave [Xeros]you’re a loss
00:43:13:1700:43:22:21Chris [TBD]And then TVD stands up Hey! Crickets Apparently no one recognizes me either
00:43:20:0500:43:20:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:43:23:0100:43:23:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:43:23:1200:43:29:29Dave [Xeros]okay um all right before everyone starts chanting speech from us
00:43:25:1000:43:27:15Steve [GM]okay so before you launch into anything
00:43:28:2800:43:30:10Steve [GM]uh huh yep
00:43:32:0800:43:42:17Steve [GM]Mars turns to you all and says I’m going to give the podium over to you give us your best explanation as to what is valuable from you and your
00:43:43:0500:43:52:23Steve [GM]and the people of Coreas. Convince them as you’ve convinced me of the worth of this place. So each one of you, give me your best little speech
00:43:51:2500:44:05:14Chris [TBD]Yes. You
00:43:52:2300:43:57:16Steve [GM]and if you are feeling a little too pressured just roll a persuasion.
00:43:58:0700:44:03:13Dave [Xeros]foul claw needs to go last just to wrap it up almost like abraham lincoln and bill and ted’s excellent adventure
00:44:05:1400:44:06:01Chris [TBD]cool with that?
00:44:08:0300:44:11:06Brin [Basil]Yeah, I think save the bus for last, for sure.
00:44:11:0300:44:11:20Dave [Xeros]yep
00:44:11:2500:44:21:09Steve [GM]So go ahead whoever wants to go first go first once you’ve given kind of your spiel roll a persuasion
00:44:21:2500:44:32:01Steve [GM]If you succeed or fail, I’ll just keep track of which one that is. And your speech will help sway those undecided voters.
00:44:36:0100:44:37:00Steve [GM]TBD, do you want to go first?
00:44:37:0100:44:42:08Chris [TBD]go first. TBD stands up seven feet tall. How tall are the Asomir?
00:44:43:0500:44:47:18Dave [Xeros]uh they i mean six to seven feet i mean yeah
00:44:46:0100:44:53:20Chris [TBD]Okay, so they’re like my height. It’s nice to walk amongst people of mine same stature.
00:44:54:0000:45:01:05Chris [TBD]I look amongst all of you and I see community, pride, power,
00:45:02:1100:45:11:06Chris [TBD]and an opportunity walking amongst your streets gave me great joy.
00:45:11:1800:45:22:05Chris [TBD]I’d love to come and share this with my family, my friends. But we can’t do that if all you guys want to do is stomp on my turf. I won’t allow it.
00:45:24:1500:45:35:17Chris [TBD]All I want to do is rock and roll, blow some stuff up. You know, that’s my thing but if anybody tries to take that quick I don’t stand for them.
00:45:39:1300:45:39:28Steve [GM]so
00:45:40:0000:45:40:25Chris [TBD]Another thing
00:45:40:2900:45:42:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:40:2900:45:42:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:45:42:2400:45:43:28Chris [TBD]I’ll be playing
00:45:45:1400:45:50:11Chris [TBD]at the Tour Guards Theater this weekend love to see you all there
00:45:52:1100:46:02:24Chris [TBD]Jacques Bjorn try to keep it together Jacques Bjorn was my great grandfather and he fought alongside with your ancestors
00:45:54:0200:45:56:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:45:54:0200:45:56:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:46:02:2400:46:06:25Chris [TBD]to stop a great evil that happened here 100 years ago
00:46:08:1700:46:18:04Chris [TBD]many of you know your history many of y’know we stood together and I know we do and I say this with pride in my heart
00:46:18:0400:46:27:10Chris [TBD]cause I’m proud to be a Corayason where at least I know I’m free
00:46:23:2900:46:24:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:46:27:1500:46:28:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:46:28:2800:46:29:20Steve [GM]gets up
00:46:29:2400:46:39:04Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s okay i’m there with you yep
00:46:30:0600:46:31:06Chris [TBD]a Corayan
00:46:32:2900:46:33:27Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:46:34:0000:46:36:29Jesse [Foulclaw]in the end you were going to say and I say this
00:46:36:2000:46:38:03Chris [TBD]I know you’re a girl.
00:46:36:2400:46:38:12Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:46:37:1300:46:38:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:46:39:0400:46:40:11Chris [TBD]I diverted it
00:46:42:1700:46:52:18Chris [TBD]where at least I know I’m free and I won’t forget our ancestors who died to make this land for me, to rock and roll
00:46:50:2600:46:51:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:46:54:1100:47:04:25Chris [TBD]thank you I’m going to add my final what do you call it
00:46:57:0100:46:59:27Brin [Basil]was the most TBD thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
00:47:06:2300:47:09:24Chris [TBD]Zenzu fruit to that It’s the D4 or the 4 right?
00:47:11:2400:47:14:11Dave [Xeros]it persuasion or performance for him.
00:47:15:0500:47:19:08Steve [GM]We’re going to stick with persuasion, but do a d6.
00:47:16:1900:47:22:04Chris [TBD]Okay A D6 for that. It was a D6, right?
00:47:23:1200:47:29:05Chris [TBD]Okay so that is 12 plus 3 15. Oh squeaking
00:47:26:1200:47:27:03Jesse [Foulclaw]hey
00:47:28:2900:47:30:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m persuaded I am
00:47:30:1800:47:32:10Brin [Basil]I am personally
00:47:32:0400:47:33:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I love that
00:47:33:1900:47:35:29Dave [Xeros]I’ve been saluting the whole time.
00:47:39:1000:47:51:02Chris [TBD]Who’s up? I sit back down but when I sit I’m still like the same height as the rest of you so it’s all good.
00:47:42:0900:47:43:00Brin [Basil]Next
00:47:46:1800:47:47:11Dave [Xeros]Basil,
00:47:50:1200:47:55:17Dave [Xeros]you could just punch someone in the face and say sit down!
00:47:53:2400:47:54:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Persuasion!
00:47:54:2800:47:55:16Chris [TBD]Yes!
00:47:56:0100:48:01:26Brin [Basil]Listen This is what’s gonna happen If you try to No
00:48:00:1900:48:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:48:01:2800:48:02:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:04:1200:48:05:13Chris [TBD]Very convincing
00:48:05:0400:48:08:23Steve [GM]There’s a lot of threatening going on from this persuade these people
00:48:07:0200:48:07:22Brin [Basil]Um
00:48:10:2600:48:12:05Chris [TBD]Sense of pride.
00:48:13:0600:48:16:27Brin [Basil]I like TV Walked around and I like What I see
00:48:20:1400:48:21:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:48:24:0900:48:31:22Brin [Basil]And and i just don’t know why you guys would want to give up what we have to offer below because
00:48:30:1600:48:30:29Chris [TBD]Hear, hear!
00:48:33:0600:48:40:08Brin [Basil]you’re on such a small little island up here why would you give up so much trade look at these gems
00:48:41:1000:48:44:14Brin [Basil]like holding up pink diamond but i’ve been hiding in my satchel
00:48:45:1300:48:47:11Dave [Xeros]Did five gold coins fall out too?
00:48:47:2800:48:56:23Brin [Basil]shh my hands are so small shut up arrow
00:48:51:1000:48:52:08Dave [Xeros]I knew it.
00:48:58:2100:49:07:25Brin [Basil]um there anyways i mean and then just like look at me look how cute i am why would you ever
00:49:07:2500:49:15:09Brin [Basil]why would yo not want this furry little thing walking around okay i have things to offer
00:49:16:1200:49:27:18Brin [Basil]that never mind let’s move on i’m gonna turn and my ears are going to go back just a little bit and I’m going to bat my eyes at the phone.
00:49:19:0800:49:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]you should look at fauna with your big bunny eyes though before you’re done
00:49:21:2600:49:22:29Dave [Xeros]Yep yep
00:49:22:0200:49:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:49:22:2000:49:23:04Chris [TBD]Yeah!
00:49:28:2700:49:30:11Brin [Basil]And I’m not gonna…
00:49:32:2800:49:36:01Brin [Basil]What noise does a bunny make? Because I was about to purr.
00:49:36:1400:49:37:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:49:38:2500:49:41:02Chris [TBD]In this world who knows man
00:49:39:0300:49:43:17Brin [Basil]You know what I’m saying? Yeah, anyways that’s all I got
00:49:45:0700:49:54:01Brin [Basil]Alright, here it goes Oh boy So that’s a 3 plus 1
00:49:46:2300:49:50:20Dave [Xeros]I’m going to Bardic Inspiration
00:49:54:1600:50:06:04Jesse [Foulclaw]but you have a fruit so anyways
00:49:54:1800:49:58:17Dave [Xeros]You get an extra D6 for Bardic inspiration as well.
00:49:56:0900:49:56:22Brin [Basil]I
00:49:58:1400:50:06:25Brin [Basil]Oh Great where is it so anyways my speech
00:50:06:2500:50:13:02Brin [Basil]didn’t work no one i someone pushed me off to the side
00:50:08:0500:50:09:20Steve [GM]Okay, all right.
00:50:10:1700:50:10:26Chris [TBD]way
00:50:14:2900:50:17:24Steve [GM]Maybe cracking your knuckles at the crowd wasn’t
00:50:17:1000:50:19:02Chris [TBD]TBD’s just gonna stand up
00:50:18:0100:50:26:03Brin [Basil]yeah no really though i there’s like a there’s some columns on the stage and i literally just went up and punched the top of it out it’s like made of pure
00:50:26:0300:50:31:18Brin [Basil]it’s 100 marble i just knocked it clean in half and just stared at everyone
00:50:31:2000:50:32:09Steve [GM][laughter]
00:50:31:2400:50:34:03Chris [TBD]TBD stands up Yeah!
00:50:35:0000:50:36:27Dave [Xeros]It moves from
00:50:35:1900:50:47:18Brin [Basil]and so this is me speeches that’s all i’ve got left guys just roll the six
00:50:36:0100:50:38:29Steve [GM]The only clapping in the whole place.
00:50:40:1400:50:42:15Steve [GM]All right. Arrows.
00:50:42:0300:50:43:21Dave [Xeros]persuasion to intimidation.
00:50:49:2500:50:50:17Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:50:54:1900:51:03:03Dave [Xeros]Is this on? hi hi everyone um i’ve been walking amongst you as one of
00:51:03:0300:51:12:14Dave [Xeros]you you seem like a fair group very nice very chatty um i just want to say fauna
00:51:12:1400:51:23:04Dave [Xeros]you’re so hot um if you want to co-mingle with the koreans at some point
00:51:16:0900:51:18:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Stop! Stop stop stop stop
00:51:23:0400:51:34:12Dave [Xeros]You can’t do that because there’s a lot to offer down there. I’m just saying, There’s a lotta things you don’t have here
00:51:23:2100:52:15:17Brin [Basil]I’m just I’m over in the corner please please
00:51:27:0600:51:27:25Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:51:27:1500:51:28:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:51:34:1200:51:35:08Dave [Xeros]That they got down there
00:51:36:2300:51:38:19Dave [Xeros]And if you kill them all,
00:51:41:0500:51:42:26Dave [Xeros]The commingling is never gonna happen
00:51:44:2000:51:47:11Dave [Xeros]Fauna, Just throwing it out there
00:51:48:1600:51:58:21Dave [Xeros]I’m over the Blaggards Inn after all this uh and uh like you know get a drink maybe right um yeah
00:51:58:2100:52:05:28Dave [Xeros]uh oh man um someone’s trying to pull my
00:52:02:0100:52:03:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Get down, get down
00:52:05:2800:52:15:01Dave [Xeros]pants off already uh okay um yeah um persuasion
00:52:15:0100:52:22:04Dave [Xeros]that would be a 15 plus a 7
00:52:15:1700:52:16:03Brin [Basil]no
00:52:16:2800:52:18:02Chris [TBD]to be a nat 20, baby.
00:52:22:2100:52:24:08Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh!
00:52:27:0700:52:27:21Chris [TBD]Nice.
00:52:27:0800:52:32:25Brin [Basil]Fauna is no longer purple she’s just blushing gushing oozing red
00:52:31:1800:52:42:14Dave [Xeros]just gonna like raise like uh um great gatsby like like i just pull some champagne out and uh
00:52:42:1400:52:53:28Dave [Xeros]just lift it up to everyone to us to coreus and synoday together again may we have beautiful and bounteous weird children
00:52:44:1000:52:44:24Chris [TBD]Cheers.
00:52:52:2400:52:59:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay That was really great
00:52:54:1200:52:55:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:52:54:2100:52:56:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:52:54:2100:52:56:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:52:59:1700:53:07:27Jesse [Foulclaw]thanks for your words that was awesome moving on um and along similar lines similar thoughts
00:53:07:2700:53:17:25Jesse [Foulclaw]have been shared i would just like to say having spent some time here in sin today i’ve noticed that we are all much more alike than we are different
00:53:17:2500:53:26:20Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i think really the only thing separating us is the elevation physical elevation
00:53:27:1300:53:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw]in this world but other than that we’re the same creatures and we have a lot to offer each other
00:53:36:0700:53:44:23Jesse [Foulclaw]together we could be one in a holy way and in a special way
00:53:40:2900:53:42:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:53:45:1900:53:50:21Jesse [Foulclaw]we could unite and together we create a better world which is what we want
00:53:50:2100:53:58:25Jesse [Foulclaw]below a more perfect union i think we have the same bonus
00:53:55:2600:53:56:10Steve [GM]roll
00:53:59:0400:53:59:26Dave [Xeros]party on dudes
00:54:01:0700:54:11:17Brin [Basil]I feel
00:54:01:1700:54:07:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, it’s a 14 plus 4.
00:54:11:1700:54:14:09Brin [Basil]like I should roll again after I punch those columns.
00:54:15:1700:54:16:27Chris [TBD]All angles are covered
00:54:17:0000:54:20:29Brin [Basil]That’s right, that’s right. The side eye, the side-eye.
00:54:21:0100:54:22:18Chris [TBD]and rock and roll.
00:54:21:0700:54:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Peace.
00:54:24:0500:54:28:13Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh!
00:54:24:1800:54:29:00Dave [Xeros]love war rock and role okay yep that’s that’s great
00:54:25:2700:54:26:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:54:26:2500:54:28:09Jesse [Foulclaw]That couldn’t have gone better!
00:54:28:0500:54:31:16Chris [TBD]We’re going to print them out people are going to hang them in their homes
00:54:28:2400:54:29:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:54:32:0600:54:33:09Dave [Xeros]You can have a couple
00:54:34:1000:54:36:06Chris [TBD]sell them at all the good homes
00:54:35:2700:54:40:21Dave [Xeros]the banner that says that specifically. Peace, love, war, rock and roll.
00:54:40:0800:54:41:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Rock and roll.
00:54:40:2800:54:52:19Steve [GM]the crowd seems for the most part pretty persuaded there is a small contingent, though, that have been glowering at you the entire time. And their looks
00:54:52:1900:54:58:25Steve [GM]only get stonier as your colorful speeches continue
00:55:00:0800:55:09:11Steve [GM]Once Foulclaw finishes Nortle is brought up to the podium and he looks out over everyone, gives a slow smile
00:55:07:0100:55:07:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:55:11:1100:55:15:00Chris [TBD]Keeps his head looking forward as his body turns around, but he’s still looking.
00:55:14:2800:55:16:05Dave [Xeros]Puts his Pope hat on.
00:55:16:1000:55:17:25Steve [GM]with his old popette
00:55:16:2900:55:17:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:55:17:0800:55:18:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:55:18:1600:55:19:11Brin [Basil]Adjust it.
00:55:21:0600:55:22:07Steve [GM]your fashion
00:55:22:2100:55:23:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:55:23:2100:55:24:02Dave [Xeros]Here here!
00:55:24:0100:55:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Aw, suck!
00:55:25:1000:55:29:13Chris [TBD]Bravo! Oh no! What is your…
00:55:26:2600:55:28:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:55:28:0500:55:28:24Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:55:28:2100:55:30:20Brin [Basil]Oh, bad! Is it as bad as mine?
00:55:31:2900:55:33:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:55:32:2700:55:34:11Dave [Xeros]Don’t blow this for us Gene!
00:55:33:2700:55:36:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:55:34:1700:55:36:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:55:34:1700:55:37:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:55:37:0500:55:38:19Brin [Basil]Oh, we’re related.
00:55:40:0600:55:41:25Brin [Basil]Not born for speeches.
00:55:42:0700:55:43:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:55:42:2400:55:51:05Steve [GM]a total of eight okay uh okay yeah so um yeah the pope hat didn’t apparently work for them
00:55:51:0500:55:59:14Steve [GM]so sorry but that’s three successes to two failures which of course means that you’ve managed to sway the crowd.
00:55:59:2100:56:10:08Steve [GM]But, but Faunus has an opportunity to speak now as well and so what I’m going to do is I will give her speech
00:56:10:0800:56:21:11Steve [GM]and you all are gonna be the crowd so when I say something that you’re like okay my group we’re gonna roll to see if we’re persuaded same thing 15 and up
00:56:11:2200:56:13:26Chris [TBD]You all are in crap
00:56:16:1700:56:20:14Chris [TBD]the same thing
00:56:21:1100:56:27:23Steve [GM]means you are persuaded so you wanna roll low to keep the crowd on your side. Does that make sense?
00:56:28:1700:56:30:26Dave [Xeros]Can I cast Charm Person real quick?
00:56:32:2200:56:35:10Steve [GM]On Faunus, okay.
00:56:33:2300:56:34:04Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:56:37:1300:56:40:05Steve [GM]At disadvantage though.
00:56:40:1500:56:40:21Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:56:41:2600:56:44:25Dave [Xeros]So it’s not really disbanded she has to make a wisdom saving throw
00:56:44:2800:56:47:19Steve [GM]Okay, I can’t remember which one it went.
00:56:46:1600:56:56:29Dave [Xeros]does she have a stat block? I imagine if she’s failed, she’s charmed by me until the spell ends
00:56:57:2800:57:00:01Steve [GM]And what’s the saving throw on that?
00:57:00:1700:57:04:12Dave [Xeros]it is a DC wisdom saving throw 15
00:57:10:2200:57:12:14Steve [GM]So that did succeed.
00:57:13:1200:57:14:17Dave [Xeros]so she’s charm
00:57:14:1800:57:19:10Steve [GM]She is charmed but It’s not a huge change because she already
00:57:20:1600:57:23:02Dave [Xeros]yeah i just want to be winking at her from the
00:57:22:0200:57:22:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:57:23:1700:57:32:29Steve [GM]distracting her a little bit. Okay, so I’ll give you advantage on your role when you decide to cast your boat
00:57:24:1400:57:25:22Dave [Xeros]and just like
00:57:29:0700:57:30:08Dave [Xeros]okay great
00:57:33:0400:57:36:17Dave [Xeros]let’s go Hotel room. Now!
00:57:39:0500:57:42:17Steve [GM]I believe it’s important
00:57:44:0400:57:45:28Chris [TBD]I’m going to cast Minor Illusion.
00:57:45:2800:57:52:04Steve [GM]I want you to all recognize the insanity that has been brought
00:57:47:0500:57:48:00Jesse [Foulclaw]She’s mad.
00:57:53:2700:58:03:16Steve [GM]the insanity that has been brought to our fair city because of people like this behold the violence that is inherent in their system
00:58:04:1000:58:09:22Steve [GM]behold their religious ideals of superiority and
00:58:09:0200:58:10:20Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s no reason
00:58:13:1300:58:25:08Steve [GM]desires to be with us in a holy way do any of us truly want to know what that is supposed to i mean does anyone want to know really what he would mean by that
00:58:25:0800:58:31:11Steve [GM]they bring in their raucous music that has no redeeming value or art to it at all
00:58:31:1100:58:38:25Steve [GM]it’s only performed in four for time ah
00:58:34:0600:58:34:29Jesse [Foulclaw]four
00:58:34:0800:58:45:19Dave [Xeros]just shake i’m shaking keys uh what’s
00:58:41:0200:58:51:28Brin [Basil]I’m royally pissed off that she said that right
00:58:45:1900:58:48:07Dave [Xeros]it what’s is it the again the perception we want to stay low
00:58:49:0900:58:58:05Steve [GM]persuasion So you’re the crowd now, and did her words persuade you? And 15 means yes. As the crowd, you did get persuaded.
00:58:51:2800:59:01:22Brin [Basil]this is
00:58:57:2900:59:09:03Chris [TBD]I’m going to, before this happens I am going to cast Minor Illusion and it says you create a sound and I’m just going to have a big boo sound come from
00:59:01:2200:59:03:28Brin [Basil]the first time I’ve ever wanted to roll up
00:59:09:0300:59:10:01Chris [TBD]the crowd
00:59:10:2900:59:29:05Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
00:59:14:0900:59:24:27Jesse [Foulclaw]can i get advantage if i use it’s i know what i think it just applies to me type of chaos
00:59:15:0300:59:19:29Steve [GM]Okay. I’ll give you advantage on your roll as well so you two can do that.
00:59:25:1100:59:35:12Jesse [Foulclaw]gives me an advantage on things but would that apply to the crowd in this sense really okay cool but i also have to roll for wild magic surge if i used this every time okay
00:59:28:2900:59:30:10Steve [GM]Sure. Yeah, I’ll let it go.
00:59:29:0800:59:31:27Chris [TBD]Because we want a low crowd.
00:59:34:0900:59:36:01Steve [GM]Correct. Yeah, correct.
00:59:36:1200:59:38:26Chris [TBD]So to clarify, We need to get a low score.
00:59:38:2900:59:49:03Steve [GM]Yep, you want below 15. So no modifier… Yeah, technically disadvantageable, but there are no modifiers from your stat blocks. It’s just a straight roll. What do you got?
00:59:40:0800:59:42:25Chris [TBD]So it should be disadvantage is what we’re rolling.
00:59:47:2000:59:48:12Chris [TBD]Got it.
00:59:50:2500:59:51:25Chris [TBD]Nat one!
00:59:52:2400:59:54:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:59:54:2901:00:01:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i also rolled a one what are you doing what that’s not the plan
00:59:55:0700:59:56:05Chris [TBD]I’m not even going to roll again.
01:00:02:0501:00:02:18Chris [TBD]21?
01:00:02:2601:00:04:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:00:06:1101:00:14:22Brin [Basil]in the actual that is bad dude I’m okay
01:00:06:1701:00:14:05Dave [Xeros]it supposed to be straight are we supposed to being adding our modifier I know I’m rolling my second one my first
01:00:09:0301:00:11:23Chris [TBD]No straight. But disadvantage
01:00:09:2001:00:10:22Steve [GM]don’t need to add a modifier
01:00:14:2201:00:26:22Brin [Basil]i’m not gonna use my phone anymore and I’m going to use this one because this one hates me and my phone loves me good
01:00:23:2801:00:25:01Steve [GM]your group
01:00:26:2201:00:27:29Brin [Basil]lordy that was bad
01:00:28:1101:00:32:18Steve [GM]Basil is sabotaging everything you guys are trying to do tonight apparently
01:00:30:0701:00:36:20Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s war i mean it’s you know warrant no one wins with
01:00:34:2701:00:42:17Brin [Basil]someone after well and the reason that happened is because when she said that I punched another hole right through the drywall.
01:00:36:2001:01:29:02Dave [Xeros]war oh there’s
01:00:44:1201:00:46:01Jesse [Foulclaw]that was for my wild magic search
01:00:45:2201:00:46:18Chris [TBD]Oh!
01:00:47:1401:00:58:05Steve [GM]turned out okay alright so the crowd begins the boo really kind of throws her off and she tries to regain
01:00:56:0501:00:58:26Chris [TBD]And he tries to regain the thoughts
01:00:58:0501:01:10:02Steve [GM]her thoughts but every time she glances toward this tiefling over in the corner it just makes her even more flustered and eventually her speech just disintegrates Mars stands up
01:01:10:0201:01:13:02Steve [GM]and says let’s vote I demand we vote, we vote, We Vote
01:01:14:0601:01:21:09Steve [GM]And as a whole The vote gets cast and it is in favor of the host
01:01:14:2401:01:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]vote for us
01:01:21:0501:01:22:12Chris [TBD]Vote for Unity.
01:01:22:2501:01:23:10Steve [GM]Thereby
01:01:25:0501:01:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw]but I have a feeling this isn’t over
01:01:26:0801:01:27:25Steve [GM]No, it’s not.
01:01:28:2401:01:33:20Brin [Basil]all thanks to me it was it’s because I
01:01:30:2301:01:34:27Chris [TBD]You wanted a fight?
01:01:31:0201:01:37:24Jesse [Foulclaw]is she going to pull the trump card if this is a stolen election or something.
01:01:33:0501:01:35:00Steve [GM]The crowd…
01:01:37:1301:01:39:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:01:37:1301:01:39:01Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:01:42:2401:01:44:05Chris [TBD]That’s good, that’s good.
01:01:46:1801:01:49:18Steve [GM]So broad scale,
01:01:51:1101:02:01:15Steve [GM]Sinoday is not going to be trying to invade. We can expect the ambassadors and probably merchants
01:02:01:1501:02:09:16Steve [GM]to begin communications and connections and building up a rapport with the people down in Coreas.
01:02:11:1201:02:13:02Steve [GM]Massive success there.
01:02:14:2401:02:24:20Chris [TBD]has made
01:02:15:1101:02:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw]we have
01:02:17:1501:02:19:27Dave [Xeros]there’s always
01:02:17:2901:02:19:18Steve [GM]with you there always is.
01:02:23:0701:02:34:25Steve [GM]You have made an enemy of a very powerful person and the fact that her politics is getting in between some unacceptable feelings for
01:02:34:2501:02:44:20Steve [GM]one of you is also leading to a lot of anger and rage so um while everyone is kind of celebrating the vote
01:02:44:2001:02:54:04Steve [GM]right they go outside and they let the crowds know and they kind of you know there’s just still some tension but it doesn’t break out like into mob violence because these are more respectable
01:02:54:0401:03:03:04Steve [GM]people they you know democratic process and okay our side our side lost but in all of the hullabaloo
01:02:57:1801:03:01:06Brin [Basil]We can change that. Just kidding. Just kidding!
01:03:03:0401:03:11:05Steve [GM]uh you all kind of get um pulled off to one side and you’re brought into
01:03:17:1101:03:27:25Steve [GM]nope we’ll put you in here so um they pull you into a small
01:03:28:2601:03:32:21Steve [GM]kind of like a little greenhouse, a small little garden off to one side.
01:03:34:1301:03:40:08Steve [GM]Just some of the helpers of the crew kind of herd you into this area
01:03:41:2901:03:42:17Steve [GM]and
01:03:44:2501:03:45:13Steve [GM]say
01:03:46:1801:03:47:20Steve [GM]she wants
01:03:49:0701:03:50:17Steve [GM]to talk to you.
01:03:54:0101:04:00:06Steve [GM]One of the guard… Kind of some henchmen sort of thing that kind of hustled you all into
01:04:00:1401:04:01:14Dave [Xeros]one guard that didn’t
01:04:02:0601:04:03:24Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah,
01:04:02:1201:04:05:16Steve [GM]yeah that’s right one of them is Brayden
01:04:06:0101:04:09:28Brin [Basil]do we have
01:04:06:0201:04:07:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:04:09:0501:04:15:14Steve [GM]you need to come into this room Farnas needs to talk to you specifically
01:04:14:0701:04:16:22Brin [Basil]Do you have any spiced wine left?
01:04:17:2401:04:19:06Brin [Basil]That’s what I’m talking about.
01:04:19:1401:04:20:20Dave [Xeros]um are you sure
01:04:22:0201:04:24:19Chris [TBD]Jenkins took the diary, right? We don’t have that on us.
01:04:26:2201:04:26:26Brin [Basil]Yeah.
01:04:27:1601:04:29:19Chris [TBD]No, no Mars has it
01:04:28:2501:04:30:08Steve [GM]Mars has it
01:04:30:2201:04:35:05Chris [TBD]Oh we did
01:04:32:2401:04:33:27Dave [Xeros]including all the pamphlets
01:04:33:2101:04:34:18Brin [Basil]That’s right.
01:04:34:1701:04:37:05Steve [GM]just cranking out copies in the back
01:04:37:2401:04:40:23Brin [Basil]The manual pan flit crank!
01:04:40:0201:04:41:23Steve [GM]hands basically doing all
01:04:43:2701:04:49:08Steve [GM]Yeah, so you’re being brought into this area So that you can converse with
01:04:50:1701:04:55:07Steve [GM]Excuse me With Faunus Go ahead and put your characters on the map
01:05:07:2501:05:13:24Dave [Xeros]I imagine we should all be together if we got pulled in by Brayden, right?
01:05:11:1201:05:13:05Brin [Basil]Yeah, you can reposition me, huh?
01:05:24:1401:05:25:06Brin [Basil]Yeah, that’s fine.
01:05:31:0401:05:33:04Dave [Xeros]He’s right there. Fowcloth
01:05:34:1701:05:36:03Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s still on his way
01:05:37:0301:05:38:09Brin [Basil]He’s walking slow.
01:05:44:2001:05:45:28Dave [Xeros]Oh hell yes
01:05:45:0301:05:45:23Brin [Basil]Free…
01:05:47:2801:05:54:08Chris [TBD]She came to see you, Arrows.
01:05:48:0901:05:48:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:05:48:0901:05:48:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:05:49:1801:05:51:06Dave [Xeros]She came to battle
01:05:53:0101:05:54:11Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh
01:05:57:1501:06:07:13Steve [GM]case it’s not what you see is what you get That is supposed to be a regal looking a little bit older, middle-aged woman. Yeah that’s much better
01:06:07:0701:06:08:11Dave [Xeros]That looks like an angel
01:06:09:2501:06:12:00Dave [Xeros]Oh, yes. Still hot.
01:06:11:1201:06:13:17Jesse [Foulclaw]now we know her true character
01:06:15:0601:06:16:29Dave [Xeros]I gotta think of the blondes.
01:06:17:2501:06:21:08Steve [GM]She walks in and does this sarcastic golf clap
01:06:19:1901:06:31:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t totally know if she’s like applauding for us or not thank you
01:06:24:1101:06:27:04Chris [TBD]Shooter! Shooter knows what’s up.
01:06:28:2901:06:31:07Brin [Basil]He starts clapping with her, we’re all.
01:06:31:1301:06:33:05Dave [Xeros]Speech! Speech!
01:06:31:1701:06:43:04Steve [GM]No! No! Stop! No! Stop it! Stop it all of you You’ve ruined everything I had plans I had ideas And you ruined it all
01:06:32:0901:06:34:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m glad that we’re friends ok
01:06:32:1601:06:43:06Chris [TBD]i wake up in my slumber oh we
01:06:34:2001:06:35:02Dave [Xeros]Speech!
01:06:35:2501:06:36:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:06:36:0501:06:37:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:06:36:0501:06:37:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:06:43:0401:06:47:12Steve [GM]You proved my point Of course
01:06:43:0601:06:54:22Chris [TBD]know about your plans yes no yes
01:06:45:2901:06:48:19Dave [Xeros]I’ve got plans. I’ve gotten plans too.
01:06:48:2201:06:53:03Steve [GM]Stop! Stop your toying with my heart and I have something I need to say right now
01:06:52:1401:06:53:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:06:54:2401:06:57:28Dave [Xeros]I’ll never stop. Never stop never stopping.
01:06:56:1701:06:58:15Brin [Basil]See, see, see. No, no, no.
01:07:01:2201:07:03:03Dave [Xeros]Yep. Yep.
01:07:03:0601:07:09:21Steve [GM]uh it’s been about an hour don’t you have to do like another check or something
01:07:04:2801:07:05:27Dave [Xeros]This is why
01:07:09:0701:07:20:06Dave [Xeros]uh yeah i have to here that’s it’s two i have my hangover hit and I have to take another drink
01:07:23:2001:07:32:26Dave [Xeros]yeah oh okay does someone want to roll d6 instead of me you’re not going to like what I rolled all right we’re right back
01:07:32:2601:07:39:21Dave [Xeros]where we started um yep yep so this is that’s just ecstasy yep we’re
01:07:39:2101:07:49:03Dave [Xeros]back where we started um yeah that’s yep yep okay so i’m gonna hit that and it’s got the patch in it
01:07:41:1101:07:42:08Chris [TBD]have to take it
01:07:42:1501:07:44:03Brin [Basil]Addiction. It truly is a burden.
01:07:49:0301:07:57:10Dave [Xeros]and uh sensations of feelings of ecstasy so i mean it is a it is like potty drum um so it’s time to party um
01:07:58:0301:08:06:04Dave [Xeros]it gives me advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks true sight for eight hours but uh but then after eight hours i’m going to go blind
01:08:04:2501:08:08:26Steve [GM]okay so uh with
01:08:10:2801:08:14:22Dave [Xeros]we’re just what could possibly go wrong uh okay
01:08:11:0201:08:13:24Steve [GM]what could what could possibly go wrong
01:08:16:2401:08:22:01Jesse [Foulclaw]since we’re in this greenhouse i’m just curious uh i’d like to make like a medicine check
01:08:23:1001:08:34:19Jesse [Foulclaw]and see if there’s anything in here that like potentially help us if things go and it’s because i’m really good with medicine that’s why oh sorry
01:08:29:0501:08:30:09Steve [GM]you know what to do
01:08:32:1201:08:36:07Chris [TBD]It’s a stat no one ever uses. Ever.
01:08:34:1901:08:39:17Jesse [Foulclaw]16 plus a three
01:08:41:0401:08:51:03Steve [GM]there are most of the flora here is unfamiliar to you because it’s grown up here in the sky but
01:08:51:0301:08:57:14Steve [GM]there are a couple of trees that you recognize as being
01:09:00:0801:09:11:26Steve [GM]they when they pollinate it’s actually more of spores. They have small little pods that, if broken open, will cause these little spores to come out of the pod
01:09:11:2601:09:22:16Steve [GM]and if someone inhales those it can cause them to start to hallucinate which would give them disadvantage on anything coming against you
01:09:19:0901:09:26:14Chris [TBD]So don’t breathe.
01:09:28:0101:09:31:03Steve [GM]Aeros just starts snorting everything
01:09:30:1301:09:32:10Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh i remember this
01:09:31:0601:09:33:15Brin [Basil]Just self-inflicted
01:09:33:2801:09:45:20Steve [GM]Alright, so because you have Truesight you are able to see that um the uh magical like the like that purple aura
01:09:37:1901:09:38:05Dave [Xeros]yep
01:09:46:1001:09:52:17Steve [GM]veins that you kind of saw um there is a very distinct magical glow
01:09:52:2901:10:04:05Steve [GM]with uh that kind of goes in almost like a thin cord coming streaming off of her and out of sight, out of the room.
01:10:04:2701:10:12:14Steve [GM]Like there’s something that is connecting her via some sort of magic umbilical cord as it were.
01:10:11:0901:10:12:19Dave [Xeros]it’s not the milliners
01:10:12:0401:10:19:29Brin [Basil]what on earth oh yeah and like what if
01:10:13:1801:10:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Didn’t we… Wasn’t there like a cord in the office or something? Wasn’t it like a…
01:10:19:1601:10:21:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh! It went from the door to the…
01:10:21:0801:10:23:03Brin [Basil]yeah well and like what is
01:10:25:0401:10:26:02Brin [Basil]something else
01:10:28:1201:10:34:00Brin [Basil]you know i mean what if she’s like one of us like an animal
01:10:32:1801:10:38:00Dave [Xeros]connected to anyone else she’s like a puppet
01:10:36:1201:10:42:22Steve [GM]You also notice because of the true sight you can tell that the magic or of the greenhouse
01:10:45:0201:10:54:24Steve [GM]indestructible glass like you wouldn’t be able to just blast your way out or anything like it’s shimmering in that adamantine way
01:10:48:2701:10:49:13Dave [Xeros]okay
01:10:50:1801:10:51:20Dave [Xeros]I’m just gonna
01:10:54:2001:10:55:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Hmm.
01:10:54:2501:11:05:25Brin [Basil]need to get out of here I really
01:10:55:1301:10:57:21Dave [Xeros]huddle everyone up real quick and say hey
01:10:58:2401:10:59:19Dave [Xeros]it’s a trap
01:11:02:0401:11:02:19Dave [Xeros]well
01:11:04:1801:11:14:21Dave [Xeros]it just depends if you want to punch something punch something um uh it’s probably not gonna work like i said it’s a trap this is an indestructible
01:11:08:2001:11:11:06Brin [Basil]what about this glass just kidding
01:11:14:2901:11:15:22Brin [Basil]oh dear
01:11:15:0901:11:18:09Chris [TBD]Why don’t we find out really what her game is?
01:11:20:0001:11:20:18Chris [TBD]Faunus.
01:11:22:0701:11:24:25Chris [TBD]What’s your whole angle? Give it up already.
01:11:28:1401:11:29:12Chris [TBD]You lost.
01:11:29:0401:11:33:19Steve [GM]very well that roguish wink my heart melts
01:11:30:2001:11:31:29Dave [Xeros]yep
01:11:35:0301:11:42:20Dave [Xeros]yep yeah i i’ve
01:11:35:1601:11:43:12Steve [GM]apparently that causes her to monologue aloud which I didn’t know that was something the charm persons do but here we are
01:11:42:2001:11:47:05Dave [Xeros]i’ve put in a lot of work you better put out
01:11:45:0701:11:49:27Brin [Basil]oh gosh
01:11:52:1501:11:57:22Steve [GM]let’s go at okay I feel like we should at least do one roll to see if she has
01:11:57:0801:11:58:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:11:59:0401:12:08:25Steve [GM]whatever the deuce it is you guys are laying down so uh chris you you were the one who said like all right spill the beans give me a give me
01:12:10:1101:12:12:16Chris [TBD]Just want to know that’s not a good stat for me.
01:12:10:2301:12:14:01Dave [Xeros]I’ll give you Bardic Inspiration on Intimidation.
01:12:13:2801:12:17:16Chris [TBD]Excellent, thank you. That’s a D4 right? Oh nice.
01:12:15:2401:12:16:22Dave [Xeros]D6
01:12:20:2701:12:22:27Chris [TBD]That’s an 18 plus 6.
01:12:27:1201:12:28:25Chris [TBD]So, 24.
01:12:28:0101:12:36:06Steve [GM]yeah so between her raging hormones and a little bit of fear
01:12:39:0201:12:41:09Brin [Basil]Did you just say raging horror?
01:12:42:1101:12:45:19Dave [Xeros]I don’t think you heard the charmed person
01:12:46:0001:12:52:24Brin [Basil]No, I did. It’s like it just didn’t sink in elsewhere.
01:12:49:2801:12:50:26Steve [GM]what charmed means
01:12:54:2801:13:06:23Steve [GM]she looks down and then looks at all of you and says my end game is to destroy vermin like you from the face of this planet
01:13:07:1901:13:10:28Steve [GM]You are scum for the most part
01:13:14:0101:13:15:04Dave [Xeros]That’s right
01:13:15:2301:13:22:01Chris [TBD]Between my toes. I’m in touch with the phone and he’s stranded.
01:13:16:1801:13:18:22Steve [GM]Is that your owl eyes
01:13:19:1401:13:21:20Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah they’re like welling up with like tears
01:13:21:0501:13:23:03Dave [Xeros]he shrank did you shrink
01:13:23:2201:13:33:17Jesse [Foulclaw]no i can’t no i wish no but i just like widen my eyes a little bit and give her kind of like the like sad puppy dog like you don’t have to yeah yep
01:13:30:1901:13:31:28Steve [GM]The puss in boots
01:13:31:1801:13:38:20Brin [Basil]The bussin boots! What do you mean want to go kick your ass?
01:13:33:0801:13:34:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:13:33:1701:13:41:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yep all right
01:13:34:0201:13:36:02Steve [GM]She looks at the bunny. What do you do?
01:13:40:1301:13:42:22Steve [GM]Flirting, baby face,
01:13:44:2301:13:45:20Dave [Xeros]just knuckles
01:13:44:2501:13:48:03Steve [GM]cracking your knuckles and just glaring at her.
01:13:47:0601:13:50:18Chris [TBD]and I’m standing there with my arms folded, shaking my head.
01:13:47:0901:13:48:17Brin [Basil]i’m freaking adorable
01:13:50:0501:13:54:06Steve [GM]Like Uncle Rico kind of making your biceps bulge a little bit more.
01:13:51:2501:13:52:12Chris [TBD]Yep.
01:13:54:1401:13:56:12Chris [TBD]My intimidation is a plus zero
01:13:57:2801:14:00:11Chris [TBD]so… Listen, Fonis…
01:13:59:1201:14:01:06Steve [GM]he rolled 18 plus 6 so
01:14:01:0401:14:03:17Dave [Xeros]listen I’m just going to throw this out here
01:14:05:1401:14:11:14Dave [Xeros]if your final solution was a little bit more nuanced there are definitely things that need to be exterminated down there
01:14:12:2701:14:16:22Dave [Xeros]I don’t want to exterminate the children because it seems like we’ve made some inroads
01:14:15:2901:14:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]yep sorry
01:14:18:0101:14:18:27Dave [Xeros]um right
01:14:20:0401:14:21:00Dave [Xeros]yeah okay
01:14:22:1001:14:30:29Dave [Xeros]but there are plenty of monsters and other things that are scum and bummin but I mean if you come at this from a nuanced perspective, I’m pretty sure we could work something out
01:14:32:1801:14:35:29Dave [Xeros]love to see your extermination machines down there doing the good work
01:14:37:1001:14:45:29Dave [Xeros]you know and if you show up in Pearl there’s like a couple brothers and sisters that I have that you can totally exterminate
01:14:45:2901:14:53:13Dave [Xeros]um i also have a father uh you just keep my mother out of it but uh yep
01:14:53:1301:15:12:21Dave [Xeros]i will freely offer all of them up for extermination hi
01:14:59:1701:15:03:28Chris [TBD]honest it doesn’t have to be this way you got a choice to make
01:15:05:1501:15:06:28Brin [Basil]what’s wrong with you by the way
01:15:09:0601:15:10:06Brin [Basil]are you sick
01:15:10:0201:15:13:17Steve [GM]wrong with you. You have clearly come across…
01:15:14:2601:15:16:01Steve [GM]Oh, those eyes.
01:15:17:2201:15:21:22Dave [Xeros]the only person you could be mad at is basil so just turn to basil
01:15:18:2501:15:24:29Steve [GM]She turns… She just looks at the turtle and the bunny and glares at you.
01:15:19:2501:15:22:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:15:19:2801:15:26:05Chris [TBD]but she likes animals
01:15:20:0501:15:21:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:15:21:0401:15:21:19Jesse [Foulclaw]heard about
01:15:26:2501:15:27:29Brin [Basil]Yeah, that’s right.
01:15:26:2601:15:28:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:15:26:2601:15:28:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:15:27:2501:15:29:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:15:28:2701:15:29:26Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s why yeah
01:15:29:2301:15:31:19Chris [TBD]i’m so frustrated right now
01:15:30:2901:15:35:00Brin [Basil]And I grab my ear and I’m like…
01:15:36:2901:15:44:06Steve [GM]You clearly have discovered some incriminating evidence. Let that be a lesson. Don’t write down your crimes.
01:15:46:0501:15:57:16Steve [GM]and she pulls out just a small like little magic or not magical excuse me just like a small little pod just a little chest and she cracks it open
01:15:57:1601:16:05:08Steve [GM]and says I didn’t want to have to do this but here you’ve given me no choice
01:16:00:0001:16:01:19Brin [Basil]Oh no.
01:16:06:0801:16:09:02Steve [GM]oh give me those eyes zeros
01:16:09:1501:16:13:11Dave [Xeros]it’s arrows oh damn it
01:16:10:2201:16:22:03Steve [GM]don’t correct me she crushes a small little crystal that was inside of it and the small fountain there in the middle suddenly splits open
01:16:11:2201:16:12:14Jesse [Foulclaw]mage hand
01:16:22:0301:16:23:09Steve [GM]we get
01:16:31:2001:16:33:24Dave [Xeros]it’s like happy go lucky music
01:16:34:2501:16:37:20Dave [Xeros]just like you know going on
01:16:36:2201:16:38:04Chris [TBD]yeah
01:16:38:0001:16:39:24Steve [GM]that’s on Krista change
01:16:43:2001:16:46:24Steve [GM]the next song two hours in forest
01:16:48:1901:16:51:20Steve [GM]ah that’s the sound
01:16:49:1001:16:51:02Jesse [Foulclaw]the fountain
01:16:49:1301:16:50:25Chris [TBD]Yes!
01:16:53:1301:17:04:20Steve [GM]so yes she is terribly conflicted but demands her hatred of outsiders overpowers all
01:17:04:2001:17:14:08Steve [GM]your sundry charms and intimidation even the love she has for little fluffy animals so go ahead and roll for initiative
01:17:06:0501:17:07:00Chris [TBD]and
01:17:06:0801:17:06:23Dave [Xeros]okay
01:17:13:0501:17:29:23Brin [Basil]Heck yeah.
01:17:14:2901:17:18:12Dave [Xeros]i just want to say one thing before we do this um not in the face
01:17:34:2501:17:35:16Brin [Basil]21
01:17:39:2201:17:46:20Dave [Xeros]22 it’s probably the highest role i’m gonna have all day is at 18.
01:17:40:0901:17:40:27Steve [GM]yours Eros?
01:17:49:1401:17:49:29Steve [GM]alright
01:17:51:0501:18:02:19Steve [GM]our battle order is going to be Eros first and then Basil because you rolled very fine
01:18:03:0101:18:14:16Steve [GM]uh then we have one of the uh bad guys goes and then we have um then we have
01:18:14:1601:18:15:26Steve [GM]the two remaining heroes
01:18:18:0901:18:20:04Steve [GM]which foul claw
01:18:21:1501:18:22:04Steve [GM]then TBD
01:18:23:1401:18:31:22Steve [GM]then we’ll have faunus and chester butcher so yeah
01:18:32:0701:18:39:02Dave [Xeros]did you just say chester and the butcher okay okay
01:18:35:0901:18:36:17Steve [GM]so chester is this guy
01:18:37:1901:18:38:26Steve [GM]and that’s the butcher
01:18:38:1901:18:42:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t give him names, we’re going to get all attached and everything.
01:18:40:1401:18:42:14Steve [GM]and then that’s the bull
01:18:41:2701:18:42:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:18:41:2701:18:43:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:18:43:0301:18:44:18Dave [Xeros]the butcher chester and
01:18:45:1301:18:46:10Steve [GM]and Faunus
01:18:45:2801:18:56:28Brin [Basil]quick question you saw this little line that was going did we all see that or just you? Okay. Okay, okay, sweet.
01:18:54:1401:18:57:05Dave [Xeros]it you can’t see it but I told you that um
01:18:58:2001:19:10:15Dave [Xeros]i and i also did see that i have cargo pants on but that’s just because i’m seeing through my own minor illusion and and i do keep on reaching back because i swear damn it guys
01:19:04:1001:19:06:27Steve [GM]slight slight distraction but you can shake it off
01:19:11:0701:19:15:11Dave [Xeros]there’s wings back there i can feel it’s like phantom pain so weird
01:19:16:2101:19:28:20Steve [GM]just a reminder if we want to speed things up just a little bit in our fighting roll your d20 plus whatever your damage die is at the same time so that if you do hit you can
01:19:28:2001:19:30:00Steve [GM]tell me how much damage he gave
01:19:31:0101:19:42:01Steve [GM]should speed things along also So if you can just kind of consider what you think you’ll want to do on your turn so that we can keep things moving, that would be really cool. And Nortle, he’s just going to hold his action
01:19:42:0101:19:47:11Steve [GM]and if somebody looks like they’re in a lot of trouble he will eventually get there to help out.
01:19:46:0401:19:46:21Chris [TBD]Cool!
01:19:48:0001:19:48:17Chris [TBD]just
01:19:48:1001:19:51:00Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s got the first aid kit. It’s like walking over.
01:19:52:1201:20:03:09Chris [TBD]he just keeps changing directions because someone needs it more urgently suddenly oh, over there hold on always for the recording
01:19:52:1401:19:55:14Steve [GM]He’s an ambulance that’s very deliberate.
01:19:58:0501:19:59:28Steve [GM]his way around. Alright, so
01:19:59:1401:19:59:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Um…
01:20:03:0901:20:08:04Chris [TBD]sake it’s always way better if you say out loud what you rolled
01:20:09:1101:20:14:28Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s like a that was a 15 that was an 18 is you know got it okay
01:20:11:1901:20:14:08Chris [TBD]yeah so just make sure you always say outloud what you roll
01:20:14:2301:20:15:29Steve [GM]and what was it Jesse?
01:20:18:0801:20:24:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m struggling to remember okay but when we were in the cave underneath and i converted
01:20:24:0701:20:31:29Jesse [Foulclaw]or i found the children’s and everything um yeah there was uh
01:20:33:2801:20:43:24Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know that i like i thought there was some impact on the magic that i discovered it’s like i couldn’t necessarily cure what was happening but
01:20:43:2401:20:56:09Jesse [Foulclaw]i could like combat it somehow but i don’T remember exactly oh i
01:20:46:1501:20:56:07Steve [GM]prevented it from continuing like they can’t do the experiments on them anymore so you prevented further like experimentation and mutation
01:20:54:1301:20:55:00Chris [TBD]experimentation
01:20:56:0901:20:57:07Jesse [Foulclaw]destroyed their machine
01:20:57:0701:21:11:03Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i was trying to remember if i like found some like weakness in the magic or if i thank you
01:21:04:1101:21:10:05Steve [GM]channeled the energy in such a way that you fractured it, you broke it so it can no longer do its function.
01:21:12:0701:21:18:06Steve [GM]Actually thanks Chris for giving us the episode and remember what happened.
01:21:16:0601:21:16:19Chris [TBD]Oh, yeah.
01:21:19:0801:21:21:02Steve [GM]Alright Eros you are first
01:21:22:0701:21:29:11Dave [Xeros]okay so i’m just gonna get started right out the gates um i’m just going to sit back and say hey you know what i really didn’t want to have
01:21:29:1101:21:36:18Dave [Xeros]to do this but and i slowly pull out my bow from my uh violin and then i step back
01:21:36:1801:21:45:03Dave [Xeros]and i just strum a chord um and it is very much like attuned to uh like spider -man
01:21:45:0301:21:51:14Dave [Xeros]where like the guitar just hits like bad like when hobie jumps in does that kind of
01:21:51:1401:22:00:05Dave [Xeros]like mentality and i hit that and um i cast vicious mockery um on uh the butcher
01:21:56:2601:21:57:12Steve [GM]Okay
01:22:00:2301:22:01:09Steve [GM]okay
01:22:01:0401:22:08:20Dave [Xeros]so it’s just like a tirade of profanity and insults that just come out as lyrics
01:22:09:2001:22:20:23Dave [Xeros]basically a stream of beeps like the whole time uh and uh i unleash a string of insults and they must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage
01:22:20:2301:22:23:01Dave [Xeros]and have disadvantage on the next attack roll.
01:22:24:0401:22:35:29Dave [Xeros]And then I’m also going to jump back when I do that and move um a little bit further back here so I can uh keep up with the idea of just not getting hit in the face Uh
01:22:37:1401:22:40:04Steve [GM]okay What was the DC?
01:22:41:0201:22:42:20Dave [Xeros]it is uh 15
01:22:45:2001:22:46:28Steve [GM]Alright 19
01:22:47:2001:22:51:07Dave [Xeros]okay Wow Wise Why’s that Butcher?
01:22:49:1901:22:50:16Steve [GM]So I take
01:22:51:2601:22:52:26Steve [GM]it just
01:22:55:1301:22:56:07Steve [GM]okay
01:22:56:0201:22:56:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah
01:22:56:1301:22:59:02Chris [TBD]Sticks and stones may break my bones.
01:22:57:2301:22:59:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah whatever
01:22:59:1101:23:05:24Steve [GM]Basil takes 1d4 for that one uh yep three damage on
01:23:03:2501:23:05:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:23:05:2301:23:06:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:23:09:2301:23:12:26Brin [Basil]so I have these epic boots
01:23:15:0401:23:20:00Brin [Basil]I can jump 30 feet into the air without a
01:23:20:0001:23:29:17Brin [Basil]running start. So I’m going to literally do a double front flip over all of them and
01:23:28:2601:23:29:06Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:23:29:1701:23:40:02Brin [Basil]I’m gonna land on the back side of Thonis, and I’m gonna drag my sword along the ground and cut this cord behind her.
01:23:40:2001:23:44:13Steve [GM]okay okay all right
01:23:45:2201:23:47:19Dave [Xeros]careful i haven’t hit that yet so
01:23:49:2201:23:52:25Brin [Basil]i um don’t I don’t care
01:23:50:0601:23:51:15Chris [TBD]Might be easier now.
01:23:54:1001:23:58:03Jesse [Foulclaw]he just means like with his spell go ahead and
01:23:55:2201:23:58:05Steve [GM]so go ahead and
01:23:58:0001:23:59:21Dave [Xeros]yes that’s exactly what i meant
01:23:58:0801:24:08:01Brin [Basil]and can i okay and since i have see and i don’t know if this is like too kind of just want to like drag my sword around
01:24:08:2601:24:11:03Brin [Basil]tuck it in my sheath and then punch her
01:24:13:0701:24:15:05Steve [GM]at the magical umbilical cord
01:24:15:0501:24:16:01Brin [Basil]that’s what i’m doing
01:24:17:0201:24:21:22Steve [GM]she’s facing the other way so you actually would get a sneak attack. So if you do punch her,
01:24:23:1901:24:25:00Steve [GM]1d6 additional damage
01:24:25:0301:24:28:15Brin [Basil]ok no no i’m gonna cut the cord
01:24:28:0701:24:34:05Steve [GM]You’re going to try that before? Alright, still go ahead and roll and tell me how much damage you maybe did
01:24:33:1701:24:40:13Brin [Basil]Okay. And remind me, I clicked this one right? 18.
01:24:40:2601:24:41:08Steve [GM]Okay
01:24:42:1301:24:44:03Steve [GM]And how much advantage would that be?
01:24:46:2801:24:48:15Dave [Xeros]witcher sword is it like a 1d6
01:24:48:2901:24:50:12Steve [GM]Yeah, it’s next to the one
01:24:49:2501:24:53:27Brin [Basil]Uh yeah it’s four so four sorry
01:24:57:0501:25:05:19Steve [GM]Your sword is incredibly sharp um so sharp in fact that if a normal weapon had tried it probably wouldn’t have done anything
01:25:05:1901:25:12:06Steve [GM]but this seems to be uh sharp enough that it causes kind of a rippling you don’t see the
01:25:12:0601:25:18:25Steve [GM]magic per se but you see the air kind of like a mirage kind of wobbles a little bit
01:25:18:2501:25:26:22Steve [GM]um it’s not enough to have severed it but you absolutely got faunus’ attention she shrieks
01:25:23:2801:25:26:10Brin [Basil]okay good
01:25:26:2201:25:41:03Steve [GM]as if you had stabbed her and okay okay
01:25:30:0401:25:32:09Dave [Xeros]when you do that the entire like globe
01:25:32:0901:25:43:25Dave [Xeros]around as shakes and i i’m gonna roll it uh a d20 to see if i fall over yep yep i fell over
01:25:44:2401:25:53:02Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m prone i just the like the reverberation of the magic with my true sight just made me
01:25:46:2701:25:54:14Chris [TBD]happened oh okay
01:25:53:0201:25:57:29Dave [Xeros]like yeah is yeah it it just it was too much for me and i fell
01:25:54:1401:26:03:04Chris [TBD]okay forgive me i was sorry i was reading a spell
01:25:54:1601:25:55:10Steve [GM]heightened senses
01:25:57:2701:25:59:19Brin [Basil]I’m so sorry Arrow sorry
01:26:03:2501:26:09:08Chris [TBD]so what did you what happened that i got you tried to cut the cord and what happened
01:26:04:2701:26:14:26Brin [Basil]I jumped over everybody onto the back and I cut it and I didn’t completely sever it, but I damaged it a lot so and it’s like
01:26:12:2701:26:13:14Chris [TBD]Okay, cool.
01:26:14:2601:26:21:09Brin [Basil]I can’t see it because I don’t see magic. Nothing to do So this guy over here with Truesight.
01:26:21:0201:26:32:17Steve [GM]bull let’s see we’ve got um TBD and foul claw next to each other So, Evens. He goes for Foul Claw.
01:26:32:2101:26:34:12Steve [GM]Odds he goes for TDD.
01:26:36:0501:26:49:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, wait. I
01:26:36:1501:26:37:13Steve [GM]So, even.
01:26:39:1001:26:45:23Steve [GM]And he is charging you. If he does manage to hit You’re going to have to do a Constitution Saving Throw Or else you’ll be knocked prone.
01:26:45:2801:26:49:04Chris [TBD]How do you know?
01:26:47:0601:26:48:05Steve [GM]He succeeds.
01:26:49:1301:26:50:09Steve [GM]Sorry, 18.
01:26:49:1701:26:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw]thought Evans were against… Wait, I thought he was charging me. I thought you said Evans.
01:26:50:1101:26:52:01Chris [TBD]Yeah, that works. Hmm?
01:26:53:2301:26:54:28Steve [GM]Oh, which didn’t…
01:26:54:2201:26:56:07Chris [TBD]You said evens TBD.
01:26:57:0301:26:57:19Jesse [Foulclaw]He did?
01:26:57:1601:26:58:07Chris [TBD]He did.
01:26:59:0501:27:00:05Steve [GM]We’ll check the tape.
01:27:02:1801:27:10:28Chris [TBD]I’m pretty sure he said odds foul claw evens TV and he rolled a two. Yes.
01:27:07:1301:27:09:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. Maybe I misheard you. Okay, sorry.
01:27:10:2901:27:16:01Steve [GM]18 is enough to hit you and you take six damage now to your
01:27:16:2201:27:19:01Chris [TBD]Ouch, that hurts.
01:27:17:0301:27:18:12Steve [GM]constitution saving throw.
01:27:24:1401:27:24:25Chris [TBD]Okay.
01:27:33:1501:27:34:11Chris [TBD]That’s a four.
01:27:34:2601:27:35:22Steve [GM]you got knocked down
01:27:36:1401:27:36:19Chris [TBD]Ugh!
01:27:37:0501:27:49:03Jesse [Foulclaw]uh okay so i’m gonna use my tides of chaos again so i have advantage basically on everything and then
01:27:38:1001:27:40:19Steve [GM]you were down foul claw it’s your turn
01:27:49:0301:28:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m also going to shout my magic word yippee or sorry actually tears because we’ve chosen violence so tears and then um
01:28:03:2401:28:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw]they i’m sad for them and their souls and i point at the target closest to me um yep both um
01:28:04:1101:28:05:11Brin [Basil]Yeah, seriously.
01:28:10:1201:28:11:29Steve [GM]that just knocked over
01:28:13:1301:28:23:19Jesse [Foulclaw]and i am going to cast true strike uh to determine his weaknesses or sorry insight into the targets defenses
01:28:26:1401:28:36:04Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s my action and then as a bonus action i am gonna get the heck there
01:28:36:2801:28:38:03Steve [GM]you have a movement
01:28:41:2101:28:53:14Jesse [Foulclaw]um i’m actually gonna fly so i’m going to come over here like kind of behind these trees maybe like a little bit of protection um so that’s not my i guess it’s not my bonus so i can fly that’s my movement and then as my bonus action
01:28:53:1401:29:00:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i want to collect a few of these spores from the tree i’m gonna grab a handful of those do i need to roll anything
01:28:56:2301:28:57:20Steve [GM]oh okay
01:29:00:2601:29:06:25Steve [GM]that’s well actually yeah do a survival check to make sure you don’t accidentally gas yourself.
01:29:07:1801:29:18:27Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i also have to roll two wild surge die oh a 19 sweet do i need it how many do i have
01:29:10:2501:29:11:17Steve [GM]Yes, you do.
01:29:14:2401:29:16:24Steve [GM]All right, so you harvest it without a problem?
01:29:18:2701:29:30:19Jesse [Foulclaw]let me can’t have three um okay and then roll for wild but three
01:29:21:1501:29:22:10Steve [GM]You got three.
01:29:30:2601:29:34:27Steve [GM]Oh! Remember, it’s a one or a two and he’s gotta…
01:29:34:0601:29:34:24Jesse [Foulclaw]18
01:29:36:1501:29:44:09Steve [GM]So you’re okay on that one. All right So the next time you attack And on your next turn You get advantage against him Because of your true strike All right TBD
01:29:45:1901:29:47:25Chris [TBD]Okay, remind me how prone works.
01:29:48:2801:29:52:16Dave [Xeros]half movement to stand up but if you get hit while you’re down
01:29:53:1501:29:54:29Steve [GM]They have advantage on
01:29:54:0201:29:56:13Dave [Xeros]um yeah advantage on your on your attack
01:29:56:1001:30:00:18Chris [TBD]Okay, and then is it like count as my action to stand up?
01:29:59:2701:30:02:12Dave [Xeros]yeah well not your action it’s movement
01:30:01:2801:30:07:06Steve [GM]So you would stand up And you’d have 15 feet That you can move instead of your typical 30.
01:30:07:1101:30:11:05Chris [TBD]Awesome, okay. So but can I cast the spell while I’m down?
01:30:11:2601:30:14:26Dave [Xeros]no you can’t take an action from prone position
01:30:15:0301:30:20:03Chris [TBD]Okay, and is he… I cannot see. Is he within 5 feet of me?
01:30:20:1901:30:29:17Steve [GM]You would have enough movement to get back into melee range with him, but you could also roll backwards and farther away from him if you were going to do a ranged attack.
01:30:24:2401:30:25:17Dave [Xeros]you move out
01:30:30:1801:30:32:05Chris [TBD]So I am going to stand up
01:30:33:0601:30:39:13Chris [TBD]And I’m going to cast Thunder Wave Oh, oh, oh
01:30:40:1501:30:41:01Chris [TBD]Thunder!
01:30:42:2001:30:44:05Chris [TBD]And that will
01:30:45:2201:30:57:13Chris [TBD]Alright, Thunder Wave A wave of thunderous force sweeps out from you Each creature in a 15-foot cone cube Originating from you Must make a constitution saving throw on a failed save Takes 2d8 thunder damage
01:30:57:1301:31:08:13Chris [TBD]and is pushed 10 feet away from you not true because i have i am an evocation wizard which
01:30:58:2801:31:01:16Dave [Xeros]so that’s everyone including Nortle, me
01:31:08:1801:31:19:15Chris [TBD]means uh i can spell sculpt the spell yes so that means uh one plus the spells level it’s a
01:31:14:0201:31:15:08Dave [Xeros]spell sculpting
01:31:19:1501:31:29:16Chris [TBD]level one so i got two people that i can choose who’s 15 feet cube nortal i don’t think you’re
01:31:27:1201:31:27:22Steve [GM]sure.
01:31:29:1101:31:30:28Steve [GM]Actually I think the other two are okay.
01:31:29:1601:31:42:06Chris [TBD]in range yeah okay so normal you’re gonna be fine yes
01:31:34:2801:31:40:16Steve [GM]Um, did you want to use one of your Veil Tears? One of your Vail Stones
01:31:42:0601:31:45:10Chris [TBD]thank you for the reminder yep
01:31:44:0401:31:46:03Steve [GM]It would actually be 3d8
01:31:47:0501:31:54:15Chris [TBD]okay and is it just you crush it you snort it or ingest it or rub it on your
01:31:54:1501:32:03:26Chris [TBD]you know i’m just gonna rub it all my hands let’s keep it let’s give it kosher uh but Is it a one-time use per for each one? Okay, cool.
01:31:57:0601:31:58:15Steve [GM]That’s probably safe
01:32:01:2701:32:05:25Steve [GM]For each one that you have You consumed it Crush it
01:32:05:0801:32:07:19Chris [TBD]Cool. Yeah, definitely want to do that. So 3D8…
01:32:07:1401:32:10:02Steve [GM]And What’s your spell
01:32:10:2501:32:14:13Chris [TBD]I’ll tell you right now. It is a 14th.
01:32:17:1401:32:23:09Steve [GM]is a 12. So roll 3d8 and tell me how much damage the bull just took.
01:32:23:0301:32:33:25Chris [TBD]Does it affect the other guys that are there as well? They’re within range or not? What is 15…? Yeah, four cubes together equal one cube, right?
01:32:33:0101:32:44:09Steve [GM]How about we’ll say the three minions but not bugs? Okay so the roll 3 d8 and bull is going to take the full damage.
01:32:35:2501:32:36:06Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:32:38:0601:32:39:12Chris [TBD]Agreed. Okay.
01:32:41:1201:32:41:23Chris [TBD]Yep.
01:32:44:2301:32:54:15Brin [Basil]The chest will be shot then And picture also
01:32:44:2301:32:48:19Steve [GM]Chester got a nat 20 so he takes half damage
01:32:50:0701:32:50:19Chris [TBD]Down.
01:32:50:1401:32:51:22Steve [GM]and
01:32:53:0301:32:55:22Steve [GM]Butcher also got a 15
01:32:55:2801:33:08:29Chris [TBD]okay and the person that saved does not get pushed back 10 feet nice 14
01:33:09:1901:33:12:01Steve [GM]so the bull takes 14 damage
01:33:16:0701:33:24:21Chris [TBD]pushed back 10 feet chester i’m
01:33:20:0101:33:26:11Dave [Xeros]Butcher the bowl and what was he on Chester all right it sounds about right for minions
01:33:33:2501:33:37:12Steve [GM]yeah and push him back good
01:33:40:1401:33:43:16Steve [GM]they don’t move they both saved yeah
01:33:44:2301:33:48:28Chris [TBD]with the rest of my 15 feet are moving. I’m going to back up.
01:33:51:0401:33:52:10Dave [Xeros]here we go
01:33:52:2601:34:03:27Steve [GM]Faunus spins around because of what you did basil and uh it you didn’t know that
01:34:03:2701:34:08:18Steve [GM]she was armed but a magical sword materializes in her hand
01:34:08:1801:34:16:15Steve [GM]as she brings the swipe down to hit you uh
01:34:11:1201:34:15:29Brin [Basil]Oh, this chick is a demon.
01:34:11:2401:34:12:27Dave [Xeros]shadow blade
01:34:16:1501:34:21:17Steve [GM]but she forgets how short you are and rolled a two
01:34:22:0801:34:24:07Brin [Basil]And I did a backbend, too.
01:34:24:1101:34:25:17Steve [GM]like the matrix
01:34:26:0001:34:36:24Brin [Basil]It’s freaking awesome! But before I do my background My ears go down first and then I go backwards Because that’s way more important
01:34:26:0901:34:27:27Chris [TBD]Or you just jumped.
01:34:32:2901:34:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:34:33:2001:34:36:11Chris [TBD]It’s like that scene in The Little Mermaid when she comes out of the water.
01:34:36:2401:34:39:02Brin [Basil]My ears are really important
01:34:41:2501:34:50:14Steve [GM]um chester has a uh he’s gonna target TBD because you just hurt him so he just fires
01:34:50:1401:35:01:04Steve [GM]his crossbow at you um what’s your ac oh you’ve got 12 all right so it The arrow goes wide.
01:34:58:1301:34:59:08Chris [TBD]13? Yes.
01:35:01:0001:35:01:29Chris [TBD]Right through my cape.
01:35:01:2901:35:03:01Steve [GM]Uh, the Butcher
01:35:02:2801:35:17:13Chris [TBD]These guys
01:35:04:2801:35:15:15Steve [GM]heard the scream and saw Faunus was fighting a little Faunas And so she comes over to try to use
01:35:15:1501:35:24:15Steve [GM]that massive Butcher blade against our little bunny friend Dealing six damage
01:35:15:1701:35:22:28Brin [Basil]Oh, great.
01:35:17:1301:35:27:05Chris [TBD]hit hard.
01:35:30:2201:35:32:23Steve [GM]And that puts us back up to arrows
01:35:35:0001:35:46:20Dave [Xeros]going to use half my movement To stand up And it’s I kind of just fell down behind these bushes And now you kind of see my head Just pop back up Because my violin stopped The second I fell back Behind the bushes
01:35:47:0801:35:53:12Dave [Xeros]Um, and I am going to, uh, I’ll jump up.
01:35:54:2101:36:03:28Dave [Xeros]And I’m actually just gonna make a regular attack. I’m gonna throw a dagger. Uh, so I am doing it.
01:36:03:2801:36:14:06Dave [Xeros]So I am kind of zero in on the bull right here. And I just kind of reach into my cargo pants and I pull out a dagger, I flip it and then I throw it.
01:36:14:0601:36:22:20Dave [Xeros]It is a 17 to hit, all right?
01:36:22:2501:36:33:14Dave [Xeros]And then it’s seven points of damage. All right and then I am going to see if we get bonus action.
01:36:26:2801:36:27:11Steve [GM]Great.
01:36:36:0201:36:40:27Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna bonus action bardic inspiration on battle
01:36:42:0601:36:43:17Dave [Xeros]so you got an extra D6 to roll
01:36:42:2101:36:44:09Brin [Basil]thank you
01:36:46:0401:36:57:19Dave [Xeros]and then i’m just gonna duck back down behind there and then once I hit the deck, I look over and I just kind of look up and I see Foul Claw just sitting right there looking at me
01:36:57:1401:37:05:26Brin [Basil]No. Sorry, I’m not involved. I’m sorry.
01:36:57:1901:36:58:04Dave [Xeros]and I’m like
01:36:59:0701:37:00:26Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh can I have one of those?
01:37:05:2501:37:07:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Definitely not.
01:37:08:1801:37:09:09Dave [Xeros]That’s my turn.
01:37:10:1001:37:13:13Brin [Basil]Okay. I am going…
01:37:14:2901:37:19:02Brin [Basil]I just discovered something that I didn’t know I had so I’m gonna use it.
01:37:24:2901:37:32:20Brin [Basil]I’m gonna hit this barbarian chick with my samurai sword the butcher thank you
01:37:30:2601:37:31:13Dave [Xeros]The butcher.
01:37:32:1901:37:33:02Steve [GM]Okay.
01:37:33:1301:37:34:04Dave [Xeros]She’s a butcher!
01:37:34:1501:37:34:25Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:37:37:2801:37:42:15Brin [Basil]Ooh, I missed 12.
01:37:43:1601:37:44:23Steve [GM]Yes, he did.
01:37:45:2801:37:46:14Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:37:47:1401:37:56:06Dave [Xeros]Did you add your attack hit DC by chance? So like right there where it says plus five and so you hit that and it was okay
01:37:48:2901:37:49:13Brin [Basil]No!
01:37:51:0901:38:01:07Brin [Basil]Yeah, it was 7 plus 5. Okay, that’s okay. It’s not okay but whatever.
01:37:59:2301:38:07:09Steve [GM]um you do have a bonus action where you can jump 10 feet without provoking opportunity
01:38:07:0901:38:13:24Steve [GM]of attack um yeah basically that would put some distance between you and the others so
01:38:08:2901:38:09:23Brin [Basil]My rabbit hop.
01:38:13:2401:38:20:04Steve [GM]it might be a little bit harder for them to get you if you wanted but you don’t have
01:38:18:2601:38:19:12Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:38:20:1401:38:23:06Brin [Basil]Because I also have this action surge
01:38:25:0201:38:35:23Brin [Basil]to take an additional action so I can’t decide if I want to punch her in the face because I really want to. Alright, you know what? I’m going to play it smart, and
01:38:26:2501:38:27:24Steve [GM]but you only have
01:38:35:2301:38:41:17Brin [Basil]I’m gonna jump backwards over those bushes and kind of duck down behind them. Because I missed.
01:38:42:2301:38:44:24Dave [Xeros]So, when is Nortle going to go behind a bush?
01:38:46:1701:38:49:21Dave [Xeros]This is kind of our defensive tactics. Everyone behind the bushes.
01:38:49:1601:38:55:17Brin [Basil]Yeah, seriously. We’re using these planters. These
01:38:50:0201:38:50:28Chris [TBD]work
01:38:52:2801:38:54:26Steve [GM]He’s like, uh-huh.
01:38:54:0401:38:55:01Dave [Xeros]Where did they go?
01:38:55:1701:38:56:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Camouflage.
01:38:56:1801:38:57:28Brin [Basil]concrete planters?
01:38:57:0601:39:05:26Steve [GM]Actually, so I didn’t roll for Nortle, but we did one round, so we’ll let Nortles go. He will start… Yeah, yeah. He’s going to move towards his sister.
01:39:02:2001:39:04:08Dave [Xeros]Well he is kind of slow so
01:39:05:2801:39:07:19Dave [Xeros]he’s one round behind everyone.
01:39:07:2901:39:08:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:39:10:1301:39:14:16Dave [Xeros]I’m starting to understand that tortoise and hare thing. It’s kind of interesting.
01:39:13:1801:39:15:19Brin [Basil]Yeah. Oh!
01:39:14:0701:39:19:16Steve [GM]Okay, so he starts walking his way toward his sister because he saw her take a hit and that doesn’t make him very happy.
01:39:20:1401:39:32:00Steve [GM]um bull the bull has a chance um so i’m because he has three targets in front of him one well
01:39:22:2901:39:26:17Jesse [Foulclaw]so I’m
01:39:29:0001:39:30:28Jesse [Foulclaw]so I am hitting
01:39:30:0601:39:33:23Dave [Xeros]I’m hidden hopefully. Oh yeah, he probably saw me though.
01:39:32:0001:39:43:03Steve [GM]he yeah he got hit by a knife from you so who knows you’re there um so uh eros is one foul clause two TBD
01:39:43:0301:39:51:08Steve [GM]is three and of course i rolled a four twice in a while. Three. All right, charges TBD. Yep.
01:39:47:1901:39:50:18Chris [TBD]Oh, here he comes again.
01:39:51:0101:39:56:05Jesse [Foulclaw]You got this! All right you get and
01:39:53:1201:39:56:13Steve [GM]Alright, he hits dealing six damage
01:39:53:2601:39:55:03Chris [TBD]Dang!
01:39:56:2701:40:00:13Chris [TBD]Whoa. I’m going to use Stone’s Endurance.
01:40:00:2901:40:02:12Steve [GM]Okay. Is that reaction?
01:40:02:0901:40:05:25Chris [TBD]Uh-huh. it’s just basically
01:40:10:1601:40:17:20Chris [TBD]when you take damage you can use your reaction to reduce the damage taken by 1d12
01:40:17:2001:40:23:17Chris [TBD]plus 2. I could do it and
01:40:25:0401:40:26:18Chris [TBD]hey, I’m rolling a 12
01:40:27:2101:40:29:19Dave [Xeros]i happened to say that
01:40:31:1001:40:35:28Chris [TBD]12. I avoid all damage
01:40:34:0201:40:45:16Steve [GM]avoid all damage but you still need to do a con saving throw to make sure that you don’t get knocked over Oh yeah, you get
01:40:38:2101:40:39:10Chris [TBD]absolutely
01:40:40:2801:40:42:22Chris [TBD]as in that one
01:40:43:1101:40:44:20Brin [Basil]No way.
01:40:43:2101:40:49:17Dave [Xeros]gosh on honor than at one what happens
01:40:44:1501:40:45:04Chris [TBD]okay
01:40:49:2701:40:53:26Chris [TBD]This is really hard.
01:40:52:0401:41:00:02Steve [GM]so he hits you really hard and And in slow motion, as you reel backwards, your cape kind of like billowing.
01:41:00:0801:41:10:13Steve [GM]Your hat askance and your guitar sails out of your hand. And it does like slow motion rotating through the air.
01:41:06:0201:41:07:00Chris [TBD]Buffetties!
01:41:12:1701:41:24:13Steve [GM]So I’m going to give you even odds. So basically you got to get… I’m rolling D-100 51 and up. It lands in the bushes and is okay.
01:41:23:2901:41:24:29Chris [TBD]Okay.
01:41:27:2701:41:28:13Steve [GM]57.
01:41:28:0601:41:29:04Chris [TBD]Yes!
01:41:30:1301:41:31:13Chris [TBD]Buffettie’s!
01:41:32:1801:41:36:19Chris [TBD]That’s the name of my guitar by the way. Buffettise.
01:41:36:1601:41:43:20Brin [Basil]I would have never guessed the
01:41:44:1901:41:54:26Jesse [Foulclaw]okay i am going to um how far can i fly on this map like what’s the farthest distance
01:41:54:2601:41:56:21Jesse [Foulclaw]since I could go here based on these squares.
01:41:59:0701:42:02:29Steve [GM]right um you could probably make it to
01:42:05:1301:42:07:17Brin [Basil]are probably equal to like two or three don’t
01:42:12:1201:42:15:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, so kind of the fountain midway, kind of? Okay.
01:42:20:2101:42:30:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, then I’m going to fly. I’m gonna go on my way… So, I’m like attack on my away as I’m flying over. Is that doable? Yeah.
01:42:33:2601:42:43:15Brin [Basil]for a falcon searching for a bass.
01:42:38:2801:42:49:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I am going to… I’m just going to play above the bull’s head here and I’ve got my rapier and i’m gonna like take a swing at his head first
01:42:48:0201:42:50:02Brin [Basil]You got your what?
01:42:50:0301:42:50:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Yep.
01:42:52:1801:42:59:23Chris [TBD]Okay, so you have the channel to get back,
01:42:55:0801:43:05:08Steve [GM]Because it’s an aerial attack, you have advantage anyway from true strike from before. And if you do hit him, it’ll be considered a sneak attack with 1d6 additional damage.
01:43:05:0501:43:06:00Brin [Basil]Cool!
01:43:05:0801:43:16:16Dave [Xeros]yeah so it’s what’s your hit dc on your uh to to roll for that because it’s 1d8 plus i think
01:43:11:0701:43:11:24Jesse [Foulclaw]My
01:43:16:1601:43:22:27Dave [Xeros]three on that for the rapier yeah so just fyi that’s your damage threshold is 1d 8 plus 3
01:43:16:2801:43:19:10Steve [GM]Oh, for his rapier? Okay.
01:43:23:0901:43:24:12Jesse [Foulclaw]did you ask me? What is my
01:43:23:2501:43:36:19Dave [Xeros]what’s your hit dc so um for for uh martial weapons okay
01:43:32:1601:43:33:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry
01:43:33:0601:43:42:27Steve [GM]It’s just your… I don’t think he has proficiency in that. So it’d probably just be whatever his strength is. No, that’s versatile. So whichever is higher strength or agility.
01:43:46:2101:43:48:01Steve [GM]Let’s see, I can look this up.
01:43:48:1701:43:48:23Jesse [Foulclaw]my
01:43:49:2601:43:53:07Steve [GM]Your dexterity is plus 2. So add two to attack
01:43:49:2901:44:01:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Strength is plus four When you attack okay so i roll two on this
01:43:52:0601:43:54:03Dave [Xeros]yep so when you
01:43:54:0301:44:15:04Dave [Xeros]attack add two and then when you roll damage it’s 1d8 plus three yes
01:43:58:1901:44:04:23Steve [GM]So you roll two D20s to take the higher number, one D6 and one D8.
01:44:16:1701:44:25:19Brin [Basil]That’s a handful. No way!
01:44:22:2701:44:24:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I got a 19 and a 20
01:44:25:0801:44:26:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:44:25:1901:44:36:14Dave [Xeros]kidding me so that’s a crit 16
01:44:26:1501:44:33:23Steve [GM]Yeah, that’s a crit. So the 20 gives an automatic eight damage plus what was your D8?
01:44:34:0601:44:34:21Jesse [Foulclaw]8
01:44:35:2001:44:37:19Steve [GM]16 plus your D6.
01:44:36:1401:44:43:18Dave [Xeros]plus 3 no plus 6 because it’s it’s doubled yep
01:44:37:1601:44:38:01Jesse [Foulclaw]2
01:44:37:2801:44:39:03Brin [Basil]No way.
01:44:43:1701:44:53:28Steve [GM]So what was that? 22 damage to the bull. You want to explain how it dies?
01:44:43:1801:44:49:27Dave [Xeros]8 8 16 plus six 22
01:44:45:1601:44:56:29Brin [Basil]Like the dopest aerial attack ever. Oh my it’s freaking awesome
01:44:56:2501:44:59:08Jesse [Foulclaw]so um yeah
01:44:57:0601:45:00:13Steve [GM]Your sorcerer, by the way. Your sorcery everybody.
01:45:00:0401:45:02:25Brin [Basil]That was awesome
01:45:03:0101:45:06:09Dave [Xeros]did you really just jump out of the bushes and say I’m gonna rape ya
01:45:07:1701:45:09:21Steve [GM]He didn’t but you thought he did.
01:45:07:2901:45:08:18Chris [TBD]Get it?
01:45:09:0801:45:10:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:45:10:0701:45:11:14Dave [Xeros]I’m like see
01:45:10:2801:45:13:27Brin [Basil]He just he pronounced it wrong because he was so angry
01:45:11:2701:45:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]not not in the clean version of this episode i did not that yeah uh so uh my main objective
01:45:14:1101:45:16:14Dave [Xeros]okay I’m rubbing off
01:45:18:0601:45:19:22Dave [Xeros]I’m so proud right now
01:45:22:2101:45:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw]is like i’m flying over to help basil um and on my way I’m like obviously TBD is in trouble um and so just kind of like as a reaction almost
01:45:25:1001:45:25:29Steve [GM]Right.
01:45:34:1701:45:43:26Jesse [Foulclaw]like I don’t want to kill anybody. I’m not glad that we chose violence or anything but I’m, oh shoot! Like I gotta help him so I just yeah so I grabbed the sword and I kind
01:45:40:0401:46:03:22Brin [Basil]In protection of his friends like absolutely
01:45:43:2601:45:53:07Jesse [Foulclaw]of like i’m like oh this is probably kind of a joke like more of a you know toy or something because it’s arrows you know it’s like what is this anyway you know so i’m
01:45:49:2301:45:50:09Dave [Xeros]yep
01:45:51:0601:45:51:28Steve [GM]Why would he have it?
01:45:53:0701:45:58:09Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe don’t knock him out but it like it takes his head like clean off it’s just like this is gone
01:45:54:2101:45:57:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:45:56:1901:45:57:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:45:56:1901:45:59:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:45:58:0701:45:59:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:46:01:0501:46:05:08Chris [TBD]Falclaw’s eyes get wider than they’ve ever been in his entire life.
01:46:03:2201:46:04:14Brin [Basil]massive
01:46:05:0401:46:07:13Dave [Xeros]blood sprays all over your white feathers
01:46:07:2401:46:12:04Brin [Basil]And you hear me yell between the bushes, I’m so proud
01:46:15:2601:46:16:28Chris [TBD]Nice work.
01:46:15:2901:46:27:08Jesse [Foulclaw]um and uh i’m i’m a little shocked but we’re in we’re like the adrenaline has taken over and all of my like religious instincts are
01:46:18:2201:46:19:27Brin [Basil]It’s freaking awesome.
01:46:27:0801:46:31:03Jesse [Foulclaw]gone now. So I’m just like I gotta go so
01:46:28:0001:46:32:03Dave [Xeros]you’re straight up barbarian raging now letting all of that out
01:46:29:2301:46:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:46:30:1701:46:31:29Steve [GM]As a sorcerer
01:46:31:2001:46:32:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:46:33:1301:46:34:10Dave [Xeros]let it out
01:46:34:1601:46:35:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I
01:46:36:0601:46:36:17Dave [Xeros]out
01:46:36:0701:46:47:02Jesse [Foulclaw]am above him um then from here I’m going to try and throw one of my spores at the crossbow, at Chester
01:46:41:2801:46:42:12Steve [GM]Snickersnack.
01:46:46:2201:46:48:02Steve [GM]As a bonus action?
01:46:47:0901:46:48:13Jesse [Foulclaw]yep
01:46:52:2301:46:59:18Steve [GM]We’ll do your spell saving throw. What is that DC for that? Is that 14?
01:46:53:1701:47:04:20Jesse [Foulclaw]uh yes can I
01:47:02:0801:47:05:29Steve [GM]Okay, so he sees it coming and he manages to dodge out of the way
01:47:08:1201:47:20:02Jesse [Foulclaw]does it vantage work on that or can i oh i
01:47:11:2401:47:13:25Steve [GM]No, because the true sight was on the bull
01:47:15:2601:47:19:15Steve [GM]That’s what you cast last time That’s why you had advantage
01:47:20:0201:47:29:26Jesse [Foulclaw]see i see okay can you throw it across yeah you try throwing because
01:47:21:2701:47:23:11Dave [Xeros]or cast again
01:47:22:0101:47:24:16Brin [Basil]Can I give him his endgame?
01:47:24:2201:47:25:18Steve [GM]no
01:47:25:2801:47:26:26Brin [Basil]Just kidding.
01:47:27:0001:47:27:17Dave [Xeros]catch!
01:47:29:2601:47:46:17Jesse [Foulclaw]i can’t yeah okay well
01:47:30:2101:47:31:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:47:31:0401:47:42:04Dave [Xeros]I do have a question, DM’s choice if Basil jumps 30 feet in the air and uses like a punch attack coming down will you add 3d6 for the 30 feet
01:47:39:2201:47:41:00Steve [GM]absolutely yeah
01:47:43:0701:47:45:01Steve [GM]meteor strike
01:47:44:2701:47:46:14Chris [TBD]Ooh, I like that.
01:47:46:1701:47:48:23Jesse [Foulclaw]since
01:47:47:2201:47:52:22Brin [Basil]Don’t worry, I won’t do that. I wish I could wink.
01:47:51:1701:47:54:22Steve [GM]he didn’t play the lying liar you could just speak normally
01:47:54:0801:47:57:11Brin [Basil]Oh gosh! That’s right! I’m still not under that!
01:47:57:1501:48:00:08Steve [GM]are you going to move
01:47:57:1801:47:58:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:47:57:1801:47:58:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:48:00:0101:48:09:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah so since i didn’t hit him um mid-flight here I’m just going to continue and find some cover behind the butches because that worked out well
01:48:12:0901:48:22:09Steve [GM]Faunus is going to peel around the bushes and screaming at you come back you little jackrabbit
01:48:23:0701:48:33:12Steve [GM]and swings again with her magical sword but misses takes out some of the bushes
01:48:31:2401:48:37:18Brin [Basil]good because I’m crouched down even shorter than i was before
01:48:36:2601:48:39:16Steve [GM]so Chester
01:48:38:0701:48:49:09Dave [Xeros]hedges of many small villages by this tiny cute
01:48:41:2601:48:45:08Steve [GM]just saw the bull get decapitated
01:48:47:0901:48:49:19Steve [GM]by an owl
01:48:50:2301:49:00:28Steve [GM]And so he fires
01:48:52:0901:49:00:18Brin [Basil]about the same height as me i think
01:48:52:1101:48:54:04Chris [TBD]How tall are you again, Falclo?
01:48:54:2601:48:58:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m normal right now, I’m like what? Four or five feet or something.
01:48:57:2701:48:58:20Chris [TBD]Four or five feet.
01:48:59:2801:49:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Medium.
01:49:00:0801:49:10:09Chris [TBD]It’s quite the difference. Four to five feet is just a
01:49:00:2801:49:07:11Steve [GM]at you, but you’re behind cover. So I have to go with disadvantage, so I rolled a two.
01:49:05:2801:49:06:17Dave [Xeros]disadvantage. Yep.
01:49:09:1801:49:18:29Steve [GM]Just a two, not a one, sorry. So the bolt from the crossbow just sails straight over your head. No worries there.
01:49:19:1601:49:25:23Steve [GM]The butcher is going to apply kind of the pincer movement and come rushing behind
01:49:24:2301:49:25:20Chris [TBD]the car
01:49:27:1401:49:30:16Steve [GM]swinging her I know you want to say it, just say it
01:49:31:2201:49:33:07Brin [Basil]Nothing, nothing.
01:49:32:2101:49:35:10Dave [Xeros]pinza movement running in from behind
01:49:36:1101:49:37:04Dave [Xeros]pinch
01:49:39:2701:49:40:09Brin [Basil]My tail!
01:49:40:2001:49:43:29Steve [GM]No, it didn’t even hit your tail
01:49:44:0701:49:45:13Brin [Basil]Thank goodness.
01:49:44:1701:49:46:04Dave [Xeros]She’s also trimming the bushes?
01:49:44:1701:50:01:08Chris [TBD]it’ll say, if
01:49:46:0301:49:50:06Steve [GM]Yep So they completely failed Tortal
01:49:47:0801:49:48:01Dave [Xeros]Okay
01:49:52:1201:49:54:10Dave [Xeros]One round behind
01:49:54:1101:49:54:28Steve [GM]Nortle
01:49:54:2201:49:56:09Brin [Basil]He’s almost there.
01:49:59:2101:50:03:16Steve [GM]It’s going to be politely asked Could you move out of the way please
01:50:00:0201:50:03:04Dave [Xeros]He’s almost there
01:50:01:0801:50:20:06Chris [TBD]you
01:50:02:2601:50:03:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:50:03:0501:50:04:28Brin [Basil]Excuse me.
01:50:08:2801:50:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know how this works. Do I get a reaction based off of that guy shooting at me or not?
01:50:13:0401:50:15:04Dave [Xeros]Depends on what your reactions are
01:50:14:2701:50:16:06Steve [GM]Yeah, I mean if
01:50:16:0401:50:18:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Like, a spell that’s like the reaction spell?
01:50:20:0601:50:30:19Chris [TBD]go to actions scroll down PC reactions that is
01:50:20:1501:50:21:06Dave [Xeros]In your reactions
01:50:21:2401:50:28:20Steve [GM]Yeah, the only reaction you have is an opportunity attack. Which is what everybody…
01:50:22:1001:50:22:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
01:50:26:0801:50:31:09Dave [Xeros]I have silvery barbs So
01:50:32:0001:50:41:04Steve [GM]You would not be able to… So if he had fired it at my monk turtle then I could’ve used a reaction
01:50:35:2201:50:36:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
01:50:41:0401:50:48:16Steve [GM]to try to catch and throw it back That’s the kind of reaction you’d have to a ranged shot like that
01:50:48:2001:50:49:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay. Gotcha.
01:50:52:0701:51:03:19Jesse [Foulclaw]and okay uh well okay i’m just wondering too because i have two uh sorcery points for additional spell slots um and there’s a couple spells i think i would
01:50:52:1001:50:52:27Steve [GM]Alright
01:51:03:1901:51:09:09Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe like to use but those are an action to prepare those right
01:51:07:1501:51:17:16Dave [Xeros]an action yeah not to prepare it like if you burn a sorcery point you have access to all of your magic so as a sorcerer if there’s something
01:51:17:1601:51:21:28Dave [Xeros]you want to use burn a sorcerary point and you can use it as an action on your next turn so
01:51:21:1701:51:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
01:51:25:2601:51:30:29Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so yeah it just gives me access to magic
01:51:30:0801:51:33:14Dave [Xeros]just like Yeah, yeah. It’s your sorcerery point. You have wild magic so it’s just like you
01:51:33:1401:51:44:05Dave [Xeros]have permanent like you know resources at your disposal disposal yeah to
01:51:37:1001:51:45:23Steve [GM]And if you do use magic you also have veil stones just like Chris did that you could crush to
01:51:37:2601:51:47:10Jesse [Foulclaw]level up again
01:51:44:0501:51:45:19Dave [Xeros]crush yep
01:51:47:1001:51:47:23Steve [GM]Yep.
01:51:48:2201:51:49:27Chris [TBD]whole two -minute conversation
01:51:51:0101:51:56:08Chris [TBD]okay you know what i mean that’s that’s how it gets shrunk down from yeah
01:51:53:1901:51:58:03Steve [GM]That’s how it goes from four to one hour. Alright, we’re up To the top.
01:51:59:0601:52:10:04Dave [Xeros]okay i’m gonna stand up uh i look into the bushes and i see both of these so i’m just going to pick it up and look at it and i look at the back of both of this
01:52:10:0401:52:19:28Dave [Xeros]and I see a set list that has all of his spells written on the back of it. And so, I just kind of look at it.
01:52:16:1901:52:17:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:52:19:1601:52:26:29Chris [TBD]plus the city that i last toured in so i didn’t forget which city i was in from the stage when I said, Are you ready to rock Wisconsin?
01:52:21:1301:52:21:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
01:52:24:1101:52:25:15Dave [Xeros]Yeah. So…
01:52:30:1201:52:34:11Dave [Xeros]So, I kind of just put it on and I’m like,
01:52:30:2601:52:31:06Steve [GM]Pearl!
01:52:31:0101:52:31:17Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:52:35:2601:52:47:09Dave [Xeros]are you ready to rock Sinidae? And I just hit it and I trigger Witch Bolt from TBD
01:52:45:2501:52:46:23Steve [GM]Oh, I like that.
01:52:47:0901:52:48:10Dave [Xeros]as my action.
01:52:48:2601:52:50:00Steve [GM]From him.
01:52:49:2201:52:57:07Dave [Xeros]From TBD, so your spell, yeah. So you hit it but I’m channeling it through you.
01:52:50:1501:52:54:22Chris [TBD]So I cast a spell then it would count as my spellcast okay
01:52:56:2801:52:58:20Steve [GM]And targeting Chester I imagine.
01:52:58:1601:52:59:11Dave [Xeros]Yeah Chester?
01:52:59:1701:53:10:01Chris [TBD]Rad so which bolt is a beam of crackling blue energy lances out toward a creature within range forming a sustained arc of lightning between you and the target in both of these
01:53:10:0101:53:20:07Chris [TBD]make a ranged spell attack against the creature on the hit. The target takes 1d12 lightning damage, and on each of your turns
01:53:20:0701:53:27:15Chris [TBD]for liberation you can use your action to deal 1d 12 lightning damage to the target automatically as long as you’re still sustaining the note.
01:53:28:1101:53:31:15Steve [GM]Yeah So long as it’s sustained
01:53:28:1801:53:29:18Brin [Basil]That’s awesome.
01:53:31:0701:53:42:19Chris [TBD]This spell ends if you use your actions to do anything else. So why do I have plus six?
01:53:35:2901:53:40:02Steve [GM]and also roll you get plus 6 on your spell attack
01:53:42:2401:53:44:03Steve [GM]That’s what it says on your chart.
01:53:44:1201:53:53:11Chris [TBD]Oh yes it does spell attack plus six oh my god
01:53:47:2401:53:49:14Steve [GM]So, D20. Yep.
01:53:51:2601:53:53:17Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh!
01:53:53:1301:53:54:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:53:54:1701:53:56:23Chris [TBD]Nat 20, plus 6. 26.
01:53:57:0901:53:58:04Brin [Basil]No way.
01:53:58:1101:54:01:01Dave [Xeros]Oh my gosh. Okay, yep, it’s…
01:54:00:2101:54:02:23Steve [GM]Alright. Okay, well…
01:54:03:2201:54:05:06Chris [TBD]TBD’s going to look at Eros.
01:54:05:1201:54:10:01Steve [GM]Uh, so tell us how did How does Chester die?
01:54:06:0801:54:08:13Dave [Xeros]This is going to have reactions to me.
01:54:08:0101:54:13:11Chris [TBD]You remember that scene in the Crystal Caverns? We’re making it across this time.
01:54:11:1401:54:14:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re going to make it across this time.
01:54:14:0201:54:15:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:14:0201:54:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:54:14:0401:54:14:27Steve [GM]Ha ha ha ha!
01:54:16:0301:54:20:03Dave [Xeros]Okay, so you are… The spell’s coming out of you, right?
01:54:19:2601:54:21:04Chris [TBD]It’s coming out of the guitar.
01:54:21:1201:54:28:19Dave [Xeros]Okay, okay, so I hit it and he looks and he just channels this Witch Bolt energy out of it.
01:54:22:2601:54:23:28Chris [TBD]That’s my source.
01:54:28:1001:54:36:27Chris [TBD]My eyes light up glowing bright white and I just… It’s just traveling out of me through the guitar
01:54:31:2401:54:33:28Dave [Xeros]So it was like chain lightning, just boom!
01:54:31:2901:54:32:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:54:37:1101:54:49:03Dave [Xeros]And it goes in, it hits him and this guy just absorbs all this energy crackles and cracks and explodes into ash while that’s happening I’m 100% not expecting
01:54:49:0301:54:56:00Dave [Xeros]this. It’s like the scene out of Back to the Future when he strums the guitar at the beginning I fly back
01:54:53:1301:54:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:54:0501:54:55:13Chris [TBD]yes
01:54:57:0401:54:58:17Brin [Basil]15 feet
01:54:57:1901:55:00:04Dave [Xeros]15 feet and hit the wall
01:55:03:2701:55:05:01Brin [Basil]so
01:55:04:2501:55:09:22Dave [Xeros]12 plus my 3, 15
01:55:10:0801:55:13:21Steve [GM]so you land in some more potted plants
01:55:13:0401:55:14:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:13:1701:55:20:03Dave [Xeros]some more plants it’s our greatest ally this entire battle actually
01:55:15:0201:55:16:14Steve [GM]which cushion your
01:55:18:1901:55:25:14Chris [TBD]that totally has to when I hit
01:55:20:1101:55:24:22Steve [GM]it’s the flora versus faunus all right great
01:55:22:0201:55:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:55:23:1301:55:24:09Jesse [Foulclaw]alright
01:55:23:1701:55:24:21Brin [Basil]alright great
01:55:24:1701:55:26:08Dave [Xeros]and when I hit that I just like
01:55:27:1301:55:36:19Dave [Xeros]smoke just kind of comes out of my nose a little bit I’m like oh my god my friend
01:55:30:1301:55:40:26Chris [TBD]rock and roll
01:55:37:2201:55:41:21Dave [Xeros]this is insane rock and roll
01:55:43:0001:55:48:01Steve [GM]still holding the guitar okay so that’s something to consider chris basil
01:55:44:0001:55:45:08Dave [Xeros]I am right now yeah
01:55:49:2201:55:55:22Brin [Basil]So I’m gonna stick one of my feet up on the edge of the planter and I’m wanna hop straight
01:55:55:2201:56:04:20Brin [Basil]up as high as I can so i’m gonna say this is 35 feet because the planter right maybe that’s a
01:55:56:1801:55:56:27Steve [GM]Okay.
01:56:03:0101:56:03:09Steve [GM]All right!
01:56:04:2001:56:14:24Brin [Basil]little too much anyways and I’m going to come down but I’m gonna do this with my sword on uh
01:56:12:1601:56:13:01Steve [GM]Okay.
01:56:15:1201:56:24:08Brin [Basil]what’s her name butcher is that her name yes so I’m gonna come down on her with my sort I just want it to go straight through
01:56:25:1201:56:25:22Dave [Xeros]the stones
01:56:25:2701:56:40:01Dave [Xeros]style you do
01:56:25:2801:56:37:04Brin [Basil]sword in the stone oh my gosh i’m using a zenzu
01:56:28:1601:56:30:09Steve [GM]Okay. Give us a roll.
01:56:40:0101:56:44:17Dave [Xeros]have bardic inspiration you can roll a d6 and add it to that whatever you rolled yeah
01:56:41:0201:56:51:02Brin [Basil]can I use…I can use it to that okay. Okay, that’s what I’m doing holy sh- I’m using an zenzu fruit! I have three
01:56:50:0801:56:51:02Dave [Xeros]what is it
01:56:51:0301:56:52:02Steve [GM]It was a one.
01:56:51:1801:57:00:23Brin [Basil]It’s a fing one. I am at 13 currently Okay, hold on. Give me one second. I need to see how many I have. There you go. I wrote it down in my notes.
01:56:54:0401:56:56:29Dave [Xeros]okay just re-roll then
01:57:00:1301:57:01:18Steve [GM]I think you have three.
01:57:02:0301:57:03:24Brin [Basil]I do have three more.
01:57:05:1301:57:07:14Brin [Basil]I don’t know why I didn’t have this open before. Not bad.
01:57:14:0601:57:16:21Brin [Basil]No, I have two but that’s okay. Now I have one
01:57:17:2201:57:20:13Brin [Basil]and then remind me what it is for Zetsu. Is it four?
01:57:21:1101:57:22:07Steve [GM]1d6 is fine.
01:57:21:1301:57:31:12Chris [TBD]kind of hoping mars bonick walks in or like she started it
01:57:22:0101:57:22:23Brin [Basil]One, two, six,
01:57:27:1001:57:28:10Dave [Xeros]four
01:57:27:1701:57:27:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Four.
01:57:29:2201:57:30:16Brin [Basil]holy crap!
01:57:31:1801:57:31:29Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:57:33:0501:57:34:03Brin [Basil]Whew. Okay so yeah
01:57:35:0601:57:35:17Brin [Basil]barely
01:57:37:0501:57:41:26Brin [Basil]I was the 17 with all of that good
01:57:41:0701:57:43:13Dave [Xeros]there’s only 4 dice roll 3
01:57:43:0701:57:53:00Brin [Basil]good gosh and four yes or damage that’s right it was the falling
01:57:46:1801:57:47:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Four damn.
01:57:48:1701:57:49:03Dave [Xeros]plus
01:57:48:1901:57:51:04Steve [GM]But plus 3d6
01:57:53:0001:58:00:22Brin [Basil]damage okay okay holy cow i need one more someone thank you oh sorry
01:58:05:2301:58:08:27Brin [Basil]oh okay that is 11
01:58:10:0201:58:13:26Brin [Basil]right eight yes 15 sweet
01:58:10:1501:58:11:17Steve [GM]a total of 15.
01:58:11:1401:58:12:17Dave [Xeros]15 points of damage
01:58:13:2601:58:23:18Brin [Basil]it’s great thank
01:58:14:2301:58:19:06Steve [GM]All right, yeah. You score a pretty large hit against the Butcher
01:58:20:1901:58:24:13Steve [GM]and, of course, land safely on your booted feet.
01:58:23:1801:58:31:13Brin [Basil]you okay and
01:58:26:0101:58:28:20Steve [GM]Well done there. Foul Claw?
01:58:31:1301:58:36:26Brin [Basil]hold on I have an action surge that
01:58:32:0101:58:33:02Dave [Xeros]Basil do that
01:58:32:1901:58:33:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:58:36:2601:58:43:23Brin [Basil]i’m going to use this is a guys I am freakin punching
01:58:36:2901:58:38:26Dave [Xeros]Do it. Do it!
01:58:37:1701:58:39:09Steve [GM]Okay, do it! Do it!
01:58:45:1301:58:55:13Brin [Basil]this I’m not gonna say it but y’all know the word I want to when it starts with the bay mm-hmm okay and I’m just gonna I’m
01:58:46:1401:58:46:25Chris [TBD]Yes.
01:58:51:1701:58:52:07Steve [GM]Baloney!
01:58:55:1301:59:07:01Brin [Basil]gonna take just one step back and I’m literally going to hit her as hard as i possibly can with my veil stone knuckles. Okay, and help me understand
01:58:56:0801:58:56:25Chris [TBD]Baby?
01:58:59:1401:59:00:13Chris [TBD]I’d punch a baby.
01:59:03:1501:59:04:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Yay
01:59:07:0101:59:17:24Brin [Basil]this…I probably want to do this just blunt damage right? Mode. Blunt mode Right? Right. And I think I’m just gonna do
01:59:10:1901:59:11:10Dave [Xeros]Bludgeoning?
01:59:17:2401:59:29:02Brin [Basil]blunt I just want like right in her jaw tell me what to roll okay
01:59:20:0401:59:27:07Steve [GM]okay because it can deal um get plus one to damage and attack uh the other
01:59:20:2501:59:21:27Dave [Xeros]Break your face?
01:59:29:0201:59:40:14Brin [Basil]so I want to hit this, right? Maybe. Is
01:59:36:2501:59:43:29Steve [GM]what you would have had to roll but yeah you got a seven that’s What You Got. You completely miss
01:59:40:1401:59:52:11Brin [Basil]that real? How do I miss it? I haven’t attuned to
01:59:44:1001:59:50:11Dave [Xeros]Is that the first time you’ve used it, though? You’re trying to break a man?
01:59:47:2701:59:48:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah
01:59:52:1101:59:56:19Brin [Basil]it yet i forgot to do it because it requires the tuna
01:59:52:2401:59:53:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:59:52:2801:59:54:11Chris [TBD]The weight of um
01:59:53:1101:59:55:03Dave [Xeros]Like whoosh! Ah.
01:59:56:1402:00:05:29Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s like this is like when like thor’s hammer like pulls him like too far or something yeah biscuits
02:00:01:1002:00:07:11Steve [GM]Punching The Butcher is different than punching a marble column and she sidesteps effortlessly.
02:00:05:0902:00:12:26Brin [Basil]yeah stupid you know that word again that’s what for
02:00:12:0202:00:12:14Steve [GM]Baby?
02:00:12:2602:00:20:04Brin [Basil]the children stupid brat
02:00:14:1102:00:15:00Chris [TBD]Maybe.
02:00:16:1902:00:17:20Chris [TBD]I’d punch it.
02:00:17:0402:00:17:22Dave [Xeros]Biscuits.
02:00:17:1202:00:18:21Steve [GM]Alright, Fowlclaw
02:00:20:2302:00:21:11Chris [TBD]Oh, there you go.
02:00:21:0502:00:31:04Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um so i’m gonna fly towards uh the rest of the battle going on over here
02:00:27:0902:00:28:15Chris [TBD]Very demure.
02:00:29:0502:00:29:20Dave [Xeros]Great to meet you.
02:00:31:0402:00:35:17Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m going to go kind of halfway in here get a little closer
02:00:33:0902:00:35:03Chris [TBD]Also very selfy.
02:00:37:0302:00:41:01Jesse [Foulclaw]and first i’m trying to attempt now that my throwing arm has warmed up
02:00:41:0102:00:52:10Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna throw another spore but i’m going to direct it at uh wanna we’re trying and she just
02:00:46:2902:00:47:11Chris [TBD]All right.
02:00:52:1002:00:59:22Jesse [Foulclaw]has to be the 14 right or she rolls oh all
02:00:55:0202:00:55:17Chris [TBD]Oh, great.
02:00:55:1702:00:57:04Steve [GM]two
02:00:59:2202:01:11:03Jesse [Foulclaw]right right in the face um so okay so i’ve hit her and then
02:01:01:2302:01:03:09Chris [TBD]I just scored two.
02:01:02:0302:01:03:10Dave [Xeros]I just spored you!
02:01:05:2702:01:07:09Dave [Xeros]Spored in the face!
02:01:11:2602:01:13:21Dave [Xeros]What is the effect this boar has on her?
02:01:15:0602:01:17:17Jesse [Foulclaw]she becomes like hallucinogenic or something.
02:01:16:1902:01:27:00Steve [GM]yeah so she’s now going to be at disadvantage for all of her attacks because she’s I’ve seen a double four bunnies
02:01:24:1902:01:26:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Double, four bunny!
02:01:28:0002:01:33:13Brin [Basil]Welcome to hell, you stupid brat.
02:01:28:0302:01:28:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh nice.
02:01:28:1902:01:29:01Dave [Xeros]Boar?
02:01:33:2702:01:35:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:01:34:2802:01:37:20Dave [Xeros]This is how quickly we procreate.
02:01:37:1702:01:43:26Brin [Basil]and remind me when we get back to return these valestone knuckles because I missed
02:01:39:2002:01:40:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:01:46:2202:01:48:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice. Okay um
02:01:48:0702:01:48:26Dave [Xeros]Refund!
02:01:50:2102:01:51:24Jesse [Foulclaw]and then
02:01:52:2902:01:59:05Jesse [Foulclaw]from here you’re out of the way right? You flew past The Butcher are you?
02:01:59:1702:02:02:13Brin [Basil]yeah oh yeah it pushed me back for sure
02:02:02:2402:02:05:15Steve [GM]no longer engaged with Faunus.
02:02:05:0202:02:06:06Brin [Basil]what’s her face
02:02:06:0102:02:10:07Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i was asking about the butcher if she like when you went to punch the butcher or
02:02:09:2802:02:11:08Brin [Basil]oh yeah
02:02:10:0602:02:12:21Steve [GM]Yeah, and so this is roughly where they’re standing.
02:02:12:1802:02:29:24Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so they’re kind of um um
02:02:14:0602:02:15:28Steve [GM]They’re still close to each other.
02:02:29:2402:02:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]so as if i crush the stones is that another action to do that that’s a bonus action so can i still crush the stone and cast a spell
02:02:35:0702:02:36:10Steve [GM]That’s a bonus action?
02:02:40:2902:02:51:28Jesse [Foulclaw]even though it’s thrown the uh -huh okay okay um so i’ll crush the
02:02:41:1302:02:49:24Steve [GM]Yes, but you wouldn’t be able to use your sorcery point. That’s an option to use that one as well So you’d have to pick which one you want to use.
02:02:51:2802:02:58:29Jesse [Foulclaw]stone so the spell is more powerful um and um
02:02:58:2902:03:06:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i just don’t know if i’m gonna hit that maybe
02:03:07:0402:03:14:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll maybe maybe i’ll uh there’s firebolt and a chromatic orb yeah
02:03:14:0802:03:25:07Steve [GM]So Chromatic Orb would probably, yeah. Chromatic orb is kind of like an elemental grenade
02:03:25:0702:03:36:29Steve [GM]but it’s small enough that if you just hit the target it won’t do like a area of effect It’ll just hit there
02:03:26:2502:03:27:20Dave [Xeros]disco ball
02:03:35:2202:03:36:17Chris [TBD]yes
02:03:36:1802:03:40:09Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay oh okay cool okay all right then i’m going to use that i’m
02:03:40:0902:03:55:10Jesse [Foulclaw]going to throw again throwing stuff okay um yeah
02:03:41:0402:03:42:27Brin [Basil]So yeah, don’t miss.
02:03:43:0802:03:45:17Steve [GM]So what kind of damage are you doing?
02:03:46:2702:03:53:04Brin [Basil]I’m honestly kind of behind that planter still. It’s going to be tough to hit it.
02:03:51:0302:03:52:27Steve [GM]It’s more Nortal than I’m worried about
02:03:55:0802:03:57:20Brin [Basil]He just slowly goes back into his shell.
02:03:55:1002:03:59:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m just gonna do thunder damage
02:04:01:0302:04:10:28Jesse [Foulclaw]um yeah with my orb okay so if you did i think it well it might be
02:04:02:0802:04:09:11Steve [GM]I roll to see if you hit and then do 4d8 damage if you do hit it
02:04:20:2602:04:28:17Jesse [Foulclaw]17. and then so i have the scroll which lets me upgrade and then i crush the stones which lets me upgrade so is it 5d8
02:04:24:2702:04:27:07Steve [GM]oh yeah wow
02:04:27:2502:04:35:04Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh that’s some power
02:04:29:0002:04:34:19Steve [GM]I didn’t realize your sorcerer was
02:04:31:2402:04:32:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
02:04:35:0402:04:44:14Dave [Xeros]stacking 5d8 jeez all right let it loose let it out i you’re
02:04:37:2502:04:38:28Chris [TBD]Holy crap.
02:04:43:1202:04:49:26Brin [Basil]I’ll be so awesome.
02:04:44:1402:04:51:22Dave [Xeros]inspiring me to like play an owlin barbarian freaking cool would that be oh
02:04:44:1902:04:46:17Steve [GM]let the anger flow
02:04:51:0002:04:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]uh 29
02:04:52:1402:04:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:04:53:1802:04:54:09Brin [Basil]Oh,
02:04:55:1102:04:56:26Brin [Basil]do explain!
02:04:55:2902:04:59:29Jesse [Foulclaw]but i also i have to roll again my wild search
02:04:59:2902:05:08:04Jesse [Foulclaw]again too because they did this it’s a seven all right
02:05:02:0202:05:04:07Brin [Basil]We can’t wait to hear of her death again.
02:05:05:2102:05:12:21Steve [GM]all right so uh yeah you hit so
02:05:08:0402:05:15:00Jesse [Foulclaw]so yeah i’m not the one who’s supposed to be
02:05:09:2302:05:11:14Dave [Xeros]Blood-stained, like feathers.
02:05:13:1202:05:16:12Brin [Basil]He’s gonna take a bath in the fountain.
02:05:16:2702:05:19:07Steve [GM]you hit you hit her
02:05:18:2602:05:23:29Chris [TBD]Holy in the day, freak and then battle.
02:05:20:1202:05:31:05Steve [GM]but the like the magical explosion doesn’t seem to have actually touched her it seems like it stopped right next to her body and
02:05:32:0502:05:38:26Steve [GM]dissipated. And there’s a purple aura flickering around her in response.
02:05:41:0802:05:52:17Jesse [Foulclaw]no so
02:05:41:2602:05:44:08Dave [Xeros]Does she have the Six Eyes and the Limitless?
02:05:45:2002:05:47:27Dave [Xeros]Sorry. Okay. No one’s watched Jujutsu Kaisen?
02:05:47:1602:05:48:26Chris [TBD]Nope, sorry.
02:05:48:2402:05:50:29Steve [GM]I watched episode one.
02:05:49:0002:05:50:25Dave [Xeros]Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine.
02:05:52:1702:05:55:28Jesse [Foulclaw]nothing happens to her oh i mean you
02:05:53:2702:06:00:06Steve [GM]Oh, I mean you dealt some serious damage but not to her.
02:05:57:2402:05:58:22Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
02:05:58:1702:05:59:06Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay.
02:06:00:2302:06:03:17Dave [Xeros]After I see you do that, more smoke comes out of my nose.
02:06:04:2502:06:05:27Steve [GM]Alright. TBD?
02:06:06:2702:06:12:09Chris [TBD]Okay, so did that count as my action? It counted as your action. Okay, cool.
02:06:10:0802:06:12:17Steve [GM]No that was his action. Yeah.
02:06:10:2402:06:12:12Dave [Xeros]No, it was my action. Yeah.
02:06:12:2502:06:21:09Chris [TBD]All right, I’m going to walk over and gently, lovingly pick both of these up. That’s…
02:06:19:2502:06:22:28Dave [Xeros]I’m clear over there. So you got, like, 30 feet.
02:06:22:1902:06:26:02Chris [TBD]Yes, that’s laying next to arrows.
02:06:28:0502:06:32:29Chris [TBD]Thank you. And then I am…
02:06:34:2902:06:38:01Dave [Xeros]Can we do some instrument swapping in the future? This is fun.
02:06:38:1402:06:39:07Chris [TBD]Yeah.
02:06:42:0402:06:44:17Chris [TBD]30 can’t reach anybody there.
02:06:46:0102:06:53:13Chris [TBD]am i am i um 60 feet in range of
02:06:53:1302:07:01:22Chris [TBD]uh the butcher okay cool i’m gonna cast
02:06:54:0502:06:56:09Dave [Xeros]The butcher or…
02:06:59:0402:06:59:25Steve [GM]Yep, barely.
02:07:02:1402:07:04:10Dave [Xeros]the 30-foot pin?
02:07:04:0702:07:04:26Steve [GM]Yes!
02:07:06:1702:07:14:21Chris [TBD]uh i’m going to cast oh never mind it’s
02:07:08:0802:07:12:02Brin [Basil]Yeah, the fountain from the fountain to the corner at 30 feet.
02:07:09:0102:07:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s a dm ruler right there
02:07:13:0802:07:14:23Brin [Basil]The TM rule it!
02:07:14:2102:07:24:25Chris [TBD]uh it’s it’s 120 feet um yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so i haven’t said it yet i am gonna start singing i’m
02:07:17:0702:07:18:05Dave [Xeros]Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:07:18:2802:07:22:22Steve [GM]Which one are you doing? Sorry I missed that. That explains it.
02:07:24:2502:07:33:08Chris [TBD]going to say oh no no no i’m the rocket man i’m gonna cast magic missile and shoot it right at
02:07:30:2202:07:31:28Steve [GM]Oh, alright.
02:07:34:1402:07:41:16Chris [TBD]fawness uh no no I’m not unless
02:07:35:1002:07:38:04Steve [GM]Are you using any buffs to it?
02:07:41:1602:07:50:14Chris [TBD]yeah well are right are these veil stones that I’m crushing
02:07:44:1102:07:47:14Steve [GM]All that one would do is add one additional
02:07:45:2902:07:46:15Brin [Basil]is add
02:07:50:1402:08:01:06Chris [TBD]using these are not the quality ones that we picked up okay good yeah you know I’m just gonna actually I am gonna do it because this is my last spell slot so yes I’m gonna use it
02:08:02:1302:08:02:29Chris [TBD]and
02:08:03:0202:08:05:07Steve [GM]4d4 plus and then
02:08:04:2002:08:05:07Chris [TBD]4d4
02:08:06:1602:08:11:14Chris [TBD]what’s the plus 6 here for the hit? Oh, but magic missile automatically hits. Okay, 4d5
02:08:18:0002:08:19:26Chris [TBD]1d4 plus one. What is that?
02:08:20:2502:08:21:13Dave [Xeros]damage.
02:08:21:1102:08:24:28Steve [GM]does 1d4 plus one damage total is
02:08:24:1102:08:24:28Chris [TBD]Excellent
02:08:25:2902:08:26:29Chris [TBD]9 plus
02:08:27:0802:08:38:22Steve [GM]13 all right all four of them hone in exactly on Faunus’s body and each one hits in a different spot every place where it hits
02:08:28:0502:08:29:10Chris [TBD]four. Yeah, 13
02:08:38:2202:08:46:06Steve [GM]it’s like you see kind of a purple flash where it connects but she
02:08:41:2102:08:42:08Chris [TBD]Nice
02:08:47:1702:08:48:04Chris [TBD]Yes
02:08:48:1302:08:50:12Dave [Xeros]Your moon-touched rapier is
02:08:51:1502:09:01:28Dave [Xeros]magic, so if she’s getting away with this because she’s resistant to magical damage then I mean it could be that we
02:09:05:1602:09:08:25Brin [Basil]need to like truly sever this line that she’s connected to?
02:09:08:2502:09:18:08Brin [Basil]because i kind of want to do that razor
02:09:13:2402:09:15:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to come help you.
02:09:16:1002:09:25:01Chris [TBD]You still have True Sight. Why don’t you do, like, an investigation to see if it looks like it’s actually being weakened each time we attack it or if we’re just wasting our spells?
02:09:18:0802:09:22:29Brin [Basil]sharp talons just go like this
02:09:24:2402:09:31:21Dave [Xeros]saw it when she hit the first time it like vibrated and it did damage it because it vibrated me
02:09:25:0902:09:27:07Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s my toe
02:09:29:2802:09:30:22Jesse [Foulclaw]point
02:09:31:1302:09:36:02Chris [TBD]Okay, so we are at least making progress, it looks like. Okay, cool.
02:09:33:2702:09:43:26Dave [Xeros]yeah but she’s untouched from that attack completely okay so we can’t attack her we have to cut the cord first.
02:09:45:0102:09:45:11Dave [Xeros]Okay.
02:09:45:1002:09:51:01Steve [GM]faunas uh uh just got
02:09:51:0602:10:02:10Steve [GM]like thunder bombed from a surprisingly violent missionary owl and so she turns uh
02:09:58:0102:10:05:01Brin [Basil]and so two birds grab mortals
02:10:02:1002:10:10:06Steve [GM]and she like grabs nortle and like shoves him out of the way and oh you’re flying
02:10:07:0702:10:07:23Dave [Xeros]how high
02:10:07:2802:10:14:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m flying by the way yep i’m still in the air uh how high can
02:10:10:1302:10:11:09Dave [Xeros]up are you?
02:10:10:2902:10:18:05Brin [Basil]But the
02:10:15:2202:10:32:21Steve [GM]uh the the dome is about 60 feet up there okay you’re
02:10:15:2402:10:18:18Dave [Xeros]high as you want but it depends on what your movement
02:10:17:2602:10:19:10Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s a roof and everything
02:10:22:1702:10:28:03Dave [Xeros]if your movement was like 5 feet horizontal you could be 25 feet vertically
02:10:29:0202:10:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah let’s say like 25 maybe 30 feet up
02:10:32:2102:10:35:07Steve [GM]three feet up all right so um
02:10:36:1802:10:45:08Steve [GM]out of the magical sword that she’s holding a witch bolt begins to crackle and blast toward
02:10:45:0802:10:52:28Steve [GM]reward you. That definitely hits, but right
02:10:51:1302:10:54:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I can’t use my reaction because I haven’t
02:10:56:0502:11:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]used my sorcery points yet so I can not use one of those reaction spells right
02:11:00:2402:11:01:25Steve [GM]that will
02:11:01:1102:11:05:29Dave [Xeros]I can. Yeah, I’ll cast Silvery Barbz on it and
02:11:07:0902:11:08:10Dave [Xeros]that is
02:11:12:1702:11:20:13Dave [Xeros]It takes one reaction so I can do at any time. I take a creature that I can see within 60 feet which we are 60 feet by the pen’s rolls
02:11:21:2002:11:27:17Dave [Xeros]um and if they succeed in an attacking role uh i can reverse it so i’ve reversed the attack
02:11:27:1702:11:34:26Dave [Xeros]she does not hit and then i also get to encourage another creature by taking that away
02:11:35:0902:11:42:29Dave [Xeros]so i’m going to give inspiration to falco you still no you lost yours too right
02:11:41:1902:11:43:17Brin [Basil]yeah, A is right
02:11:43:0502:11:50:29Steve [GM]it says the triggering creature must reroll the d20 So I will reroll to see if that okay, so that did miss
02:11:50:2302:11:51:07Chris [TBD]Yeah.
02:11:50:2902:11:58:26Dave [Xeros]yeah so as that i magically distract uh the triggering creature and turn its momentary
02:11:51:0602:11:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]woo thanks
02:11:51:2902:11:53:26Brin [Basil]That’s freaking awesome.
02:11:58:2602:12:03:13Dave [Xeros]uncertainty into encouragement for another creature so that uncertainty goes to encouragement
02:12:00:1002:12:05:28Jesse [Foulclaw]what does that do to me
02:12:03:2502:12:09:20Steve [GM]Okay, on your next turn.
02:12:06:0602:12:10:07Dave [Xeros]it just gives you a d6 it’s like a bardic inspiration on your next turn
02:12:07:1602:12:10:08Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay okay
02:12:11:2602:12:16:20Steve [GM]Okay. The Butcher tries to make some bunny soup.
02:12:14:2202:12:20:26Dave [Xeros]trim that up you gotta skin it first
02:12:22:1502:12:24:23Brin [Basil]There’s not much meat.
02:12:22:2502:12:28:23Steve [GM]Yeah, you weren’t paying close attention and she manages to hit you hard ten damage.
02:12:32:2302:12:39:26Steve [GM]Alright. Tortle Nortle, the tortle got pushed a few feet closer to you
02:12:39:1702:12:40:24Dave [Xeros]a hockey puck
02:12:41:1102:12:48:09Steve [GM]so he moseys on over and hands you a potion of healing.
02:12:49:1302:12:49:26Steve [GM]So,
02:12:50:1202:12:53:22Brin [Basil]I would say
02:12:53:0202:12:56:21Steve [GM]you can restore five hit points.
02:12:57:0802:12:59:04Dave [Xeros]the wandering healer
02:13:00:0102:13:02:13Steve [GM]Very deliberate ambulance.
02:13:01:1502:13:04:22Jesse [Foulclaw]he is the pope
02:13:02:1302:13:06:18Brin [Basil]that brought me back up to 11, that’s good
02:13:07:2402:13:11:22Brin [Basil]oh Nortle slow as always but at least we’re here
02:13:11:0802:13:13:26Dave [Xeros]okay so I am
02:13:11:2102:13:12:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, so…
02:13:14:2502:13:15:23Steve [GM]you eventually.
02:13:15:1702:13:16:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Aww.
02:13:17:0002:13:17:23Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna
02:13:17:2802:13:22:09Brin [Basil]back up sorry talking about Nortel
02:13:19:0402:13:28:09Dave [Xeros]back up ok uh all bonus action um take both of these and hand it off to TBD
02:13:29:0502:13:30:29Chris [TBD]I already took it from you. Yeah.
02:13:29:2302:13:38:26Dave [Xeros]oh yeah you already took it from me good so then i don’t have to do that so i’m gonna go 30 feet to the fountain and
02:13:38:2602:13:45:17Dave [Xeros]i am going to so i’s still within range
02:13:45:1702:13:55:26Dave [Xeros]trying to find a way okay so i’ll throw with my true sight i see
02:13:55:2602:14:07:25Dave [Xeros]the tail coming off of her and i’m just going to take out one of my uh my silver like silver daggers and I’ll throw it at the
02:14:07:2502:14:16:08Dave [Xeros]actual tail as it’s coming off and see what
02:14:16:0802:14:25:20Dave [Xeros]this does okay so that is a 17 to hit damage
02:14:23:0002:14:34:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Alright! So as your silvery
02:14:24:1002:14:32:02Steve [GM]all right so
02:14:27:0302:14:28:19Dave [Xeros]and that’s six points of damage
02:14:32:0202:14:37:05Steve [GM]as your silvery weapon slices through the air
02:14:34:0802:14:44:04Jesse [Foulclaw]weapon splices through the air which to everyone else it looks like you came up with a counter and threw it
02:14:37:0502:14:46:03Steve [GM]which to everyone else it looks like you came up to the fountain and just threw it Threw a knife right at the ground.
02:14:46:0202:14:47:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:14:48:0702:14:49:17Dave [Xeros]I got this
02:14:48:2902:14:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw]got this everyone just be okay with it and i truck it on the ground team parks yeah
02:14:50:2802:14:57:11Dave [Xeros]everyone just be okay with it and i just chuck it on the ground and it just sparks as it hits the ground
02:14:56:1902:15:11:13Jesse [Foulclaw]am I
02:14:57:0702:15:07:01Steve [GM]a wave like the concussive wave rolls off of it so everybody except TBD needs to do
02:15:08:1502:15:12:04Steve [GM]strength saving throw or else they’ll be knocked over
02:15:11:1302:15:15:22Jesse [Foulclaw]still in range
02:15:12:0802:15:14:11Dave [Xeros]i think i get knocked prone no matter what
02:15:13:0702:15:21:26Brin [Basil]you said strength right I
02:15:15:2202:15:25:26Jesse [Foulclaw]in the air i have
02:15:19:1302:15:24:18Steve [GM]And again 15 is success So you’re okay?
02:15:21:2602:15:36:23Brin [Basil]got 18 wait what
02:15:25:2602:15:34:00Jesse [Foulclaw]advantage that didn’t help oh i rolled a nine
02:15:32:2902:15:42:16Dave [Xeros]oh two dice saw your retcon token i
02:15:35:0002:15:36:10Steve [GM]You knocked out of the air.
02:15:36:2302:15:47:04Brin [Basil]about what about this can you use this do
02:15:40:0202:15:41:11Steve [GM]Retcon, retcon.
02:15:40:2602:15:50:08Chris [TBD]Orb of retcons I do have a plan for this I will use mine by the end of the session
02:15:42:1602:15:51:07Dave [Xeros]did not fall i stayed in the air retcon huh yeah it’s like something you
02:15:44:2802:15:55:02Jesse [Foulclaw]is that how that works what is that ctrl z right okay okay
02:15:47:0402:15:51:09Brin [Basil]you yeah yeah I’m
02:15:51:0702:16:05:17Dave [Xeros]didn’t do in the past you can write on so retroactively change the past rollback
02:15:57:1602:16:03:23Steve [GM]Which could even be used in if you get killed or something.
02:16:05:1702:16:08:28Dave [Xeros]time it’s chronomancy
02:16:05:2502:16:07:03Chris [TBD]it’s that powerful
02:16:10:0502:16:12:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I think it’s okay.
02:16:10:0702:16:12:03Steve [GM]The most powerful magic of all!
02:16:11:1202:16:15:00Dave [Xeros]most powerful magical It’s chronomancy
02:16:15:1902:16:16:12Steve [GM]Not friendship!
02:16:16:2302:16:21:08Chris [TBD]what is that again i’ve seen that yes
02:16:17:1402:16:18:06Dave [Xeros]Chronomancy
02:16:21:2802:16:22:26Dave [Xeros]Fantasy High
02:16:24:0402:16:27:05Chris [TBD]yeah he has a whole yeah that was awesome
02:16:24:1702:16:26:12Dave [Xeros]It’s Eggfort
02:16:27:0802:16:29:22Jesse [Foulclaw]So you
02:16:27:2302:16:35:03Steve [GM]All right. So you struck the umbilical cord, shattering it. It knocked over your enemies.
02:16:34:2902:16:44:17Jesse [Foulclaw]so he also Okay, can we just go in the show?
02:16:35:0202:16:46:03Dave [Xeros]Okay, can he just go into a show and be kicked like A hockey puck?
02:16:36:1002:16:37:27Steve [GM]Oh, I didn’t roll for Nordle.
02:16:39:1402:16:45:06Steve [GM]He also… Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16:45:0802:16:53:28Chris [TBD]just kind of hits a couple walls like a
02:16:46:0902:16:46:19Steve [GM]Yeah!
02:16:47:2302:16:53:09Dave [Xeros]He goes further back And bounces around Like an air hockey
02:16:49:2402:16:53:21Jesse [Foulclaw]a little air hockey table
02:16:50:2302:16:52:27Steve [GM]Yeah, he absolutely does that.
02:16:55:2902:16:56:10Steve [GM]Yay!
02:16:56:0802:16:56:28Dave [Xeros]Yay.
02:16:57:2502:17:04:21Brin [Basil]in this courtyard after this battle’s done
02:16:58:2102:17:00:26Dave [Xeros]We got to play that someday with him.
02:17:01:1502:17:09:29Steve [GM]um so almost everybody is either dead or uh except for TBD who’s too far away and the bunny
02:17:03:1502:17:04:19Chris [TBD]on our down time
02:17:12:0802:17:18:04Brin [Basil]I stuck the wolverine claws of my veilstone knuckles and and I stuck it under the ground.
02:17:13:2602:17:15:14Chris [TBD]she jumped right at the right time
02:17:17:1002:17:17:25Chris [TBD]nice
02:17:18:2302:17:19:26Dave [Xeros]Is it gone?
02:17:19:2002:17:31:18Steve [GM]yeah so the explosion sends off a wave obviously faunus drops to the ground shrieking grabbing her head the magic that she was holding
02:17:31:1802:17:32:16Steve [GM]in her weapon
02:17:33:1902:17:43:28Steve [GM]dissolves out of her hand as she falls and clutches her head. The butcher gets knocked over, and doesn’t seem to be affected any more than anyone else,
02:17:44:2702:17:50:21Steve [GM]but what you hear is this deep dark voice just kind of like a
02:17:52:1202:17:57:06Steve [GM]chuckle coming, just reverberating through the room, like You…
02:17:59:2402:18:08:02Steve [GM]idiot peasants i will get you for this and
02:18:06:2202:18:07:16Dave [Xeros]Gog speeds.
02:18:08:0202:18:19:22Steve [GM]you see uh outside like through the glass of the greenhouse you see this kind of demonic form with like big old
02:18:09:0402:18:10:14Chris [TBD]Oh, Godgett.
02:18:19:2202:18:27:07Steve [GM]bat wings and he’s just like floating up there and you hadn’t you hadn’T noticed him before because you didn’t look
02:18:27:0702:18:35:24Steve [GM]up that high but now you do it way to go man but all of you can see him and and what you see is
02:18:29:0302:18:29:24Chris [TBD]Uh…
02:18:31:1602:18:36:11Chris [TBD]Everyone else is seeing this right? It’s not just me? Okay thank goodness
02:18:35:2402:18:42:24Steve [GM]like the final tendrils of like the umbilical cord sliding up back into him and then he turns
02:18:42:2402:18:54:07Steve [GM]and just books it and just starts flying away uh so
02:18:42:2802:18:50:29Brin [Basil]ugly angel
02:18:45:1302:18:47:11Dave [Xeros]It’s like an angel flying away
02:18:48:1102:18:49:15Dave [Xeros]streaks of light
02:18:51:0702:18:51:23Jesse [Foulclaw]demons
02:18:54:0702:18:59:05Steve [GM]you’ve got um we technically still have two
02:19:02:1502:19:07:08Steve [GM]where Basil, it’s your turn. You still have two enemies. What you choose to do obviously is up here.
02:19:07:0802:19:12:03Brin [Basil]I’m again gonna jump up as high as I can
02:19:12:1102:19:14:29Steve [GM]You’re not going to take prisoners
02:19:13:2702:19:14:25Brin [Basil]no
02:19:14:0802:19:17:14Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah maybe they’ve
02:19:15:1902:19:17:25Dave [Xeros]it’s you have advantage because she’s prone
02:19:18:2802:19:22:25Jesse [Foulclaw]changed I see you getting ready to jump and I’m like wait wait wait
02:19:19:2802:19:20:14Brin [Basil]no
02:19:22:2502:19:24:23Dave [Xeros]maybe they’ve been converted
02:19:24:2402:19:28:19Brin [Basil]I just look at you and then leap up as high as I can
02:19:26:0202:19:29:11Jesse [Foulclaw]talk to them first ask them
02:19:28:1702:19:31:03Steve [GM]maintaining eye contact the entire time.
02:19:29:2902:19:33:28Brin [Basil]yes just staring at him like this okay
02:19:31:0502:19:33:20Chris [TBD]With Falclaw.
02:19:33:1302:19:37:21Jesse [Foulclaw]look I know what I did but it’s different now it’s different
02:19:36:1302:19:38:16Dave [Xeros]blood dripping from his beak
02:19:36:2402:19:38:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:19:38:0202:19:39:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:19:38:1002:19:41:16Chris [TBD]It was self-defense before!
02:19:39:2302:19:42:21Steve [GM]Listen to what I say to what they did
02:19:44:2602:19:47:08Dave [Xeros]listen to what I say not what I do
02:19:47:0802:19:57:13Dave [Xeros]Oh, that
02:19:51:2202:19:52:27Steve [GM]so go ahead and roll
02:19:51:2302:19:54:08Brin [Basil]action speak louder than pamphlets
02:19:56:1302:20:02:05Steve [GM]Oh, you take 1d4 psychic damage.
02:19:57:1302:20:00:12Dave [Xeros]is very direct.
02:19:57:1402:20:07:25Brin [Basil]um i’m
02:20:01:1802:20:02:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:20:01:1802:20:03:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:20:01:2802:20:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:20:05:2902:20:10:20Jesse [Foulclaw]like a fracture in my mind you hear
02:20:06:0002:20:08:11Dave [Xeros]Can you have a doubt meter?
02:20:07:2502:20:15:21Brin [Basil]doubt meter installed okay awesome
02:20:12:1002:20:15:24Steve [GM]All right, go ahead and roll 2d20 to see if you hit.
02:20:13:0702:20:14:01Jesse [Foulclaw]nice
02:20:15:1402:20:18:08Dave [Xeros]I’ll just yell, Doubt your doubts!
02:20:15:2102:20:20:23Brin [Basil]where’s my other one where’s oh there it is
02:20:18:0702:20:19:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:20:21:1302:20:29:05Brin [Basil]um okay this yes butcher got a
02:20:22:0202:20:23:19Steve [GM]And you’re targeting Butcher, right?
02:20:29:0502:20:33:16Brin [Basil]10 and an 8 it’s oh yes i’m good it’s plus 5
02:20:29:2702:20:31:06Steve [GM]Right, but what’s your attack?
02:20:33:1702:20:34:22Steve [GM]Plus 5. Okay.
02:20:33:2702:20:42:09Brin [Basil]yes okay so 15 yeah okay awesome and then i’m gonna use with my veil stone knuckles
02:20:35:2602:20:37:25Steve [GM]Yeah, yeah, so that does hit.
02:20:42:0902:20:52:06Brin [Basil]I’m gonna use piercing this time. Come straight down, right in the gut. Yes one
02:20:43:2202:20:44:07Steve [GM]Oh, okay.
02:20:53:2902:21:03:05Brin [Basil]d6… that’s a three sorry I’m just reading this
02:21:01:1702:21:11:05Steve [GM]and the damage from an unarmed strike is normally four for you but um oh well also we need to do the 3d6
02:21:11:0502:21:14:04Steve [GM]of falling so
02:21:12:0402:21:13:11Dave [Xeros]The falling damage, yeah.
02:21:12:2102:21:18:14Brin [Basil]That’s right okay so someone hand me or help me out here thank you
02:21:22:1202:21:29:19Brin [Basil]so that’s 13 and do i do i click this one too or that was just all of this right
02:21:29:1602:21:36:07Steve [GM]So 16 plus 4, so a total of 20 damage you want to explain how the butcher dies
02:21:32:0202:21:33:12Dave [Xeros]Oh, geez.
02:21:35:2202:21:36:08Jesse [Foulclaw]no!
02:21:37:0502:21:38:07Brin [Basil]pleasure
02:21:39:2902:21:47:14Brin [Basil]literally okay so I mean I’m right into the torso so there’s a lot of guts coming out
02:21:47:1402:21:57:01Brin [Basil]she’s just split in half basically. I know it’s so gross it’s så gross yeah there’s there’s like some intestines and i stand up
02:21:50:1902:21:51:23Dave [Xeros]a water balloon hit the ground.
02:21:54:2102:21:56:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Don’t we have a sound effect for this?
02:21:57:0102:21:59:16Brin [Basil]and i go like this
02:21:57:1302:21:57:28Dave [Xeros]Yep.
02:22:00:1702:22:04:18Dave [Xeros]You licked your knuckles with the viscera on it?
02:22:02:0802:22:11:23Brin [Basil]no i just yes that’s exactly
02:22:06:1402:22:17:19Steve [GM]this bunny slowly standing up from like the steaming entrails gore dripping off uh like the alien from Alien comes out of the middle
02:22:08:0802:22:08:23Jesse [Foulclaw]from
02:22:13:0502:22:20:19Brin [Basil]it’s dripping everywhere yeah and i’m stupid brat
02:22:14:2502:22:23:22Chris [TBD]once again the origin story of rabbit and Monty Python is what
02:22:15:1002:22:17:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes
02:22:23:2902:22:24:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:22:25:0402:22:28:10Steve [GM]Nortle pokes his head out and says you’ll have to clean your fur
02:22:29:1202:22:31:17Brin [Basil]so what i like the taste of blood
02:22:35:1102:22:37:16Steve [GM]you wanna get kicked in the face again don’t you
02:22:36:1402:22:38:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:22:37:2102:22:41:26Brin [Basil]and i give you like the most evil death glare you’ve ever seen in your life
02:22:42:2702:22:46:23Chris [TBD]in here feel that right they feel that chill foul call
02:22:45:2702:22:56:06Brin [Basil]anyways yeah and then i’m just literally gonna like kick her upper half off to the side and walk past her and I’m just like towards
02:22:56:0602:22:58:04Brin [Basil]yes that way stupid
02:22:58:0802:23:02:03Chris [TBD]towards the fountain to clean your fur off
02:23:00:2802:23:03:20Brin [Basil]brat that’s what I meant to say
02:23:07:0002:23:07:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I am appalled
02:23:07:1002:23:14:19Steve [GM]it is your turn you are prone um on the ground you didn’t get hurt because as you fell, you were like yeah
02:23:11:0402:23:11:24Brin [Basil]there’s
02:23:14:2202:23:15:15Dave [Xeros]Hollibones.
02:23:16:1102:23:30:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I am
02:23:16:1402:23:28:09Steve [GM]so you were okay as far as the fall was concerned but you are prone so you need to use half of your movement to stand up meaning you can only move 15 feet you also have Faunus right at
02:23:28:0902:23:28:23Steve [GM]your feet
02:23:30:1102:23:31:25Jesse [Foulclaw]going to stand up and use my movement
02:23:33:0902:23:44:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna pull out my sword, my specific type of sword which has a name I’m going to pull out my sword, My Moon Touched Blade
02:23:41:0402:23:42:23Dave [Xeros]Your moon-touched rapier?
02:23:44:1202:23:45:05Dave [Xeros]Rapier.
02:23:45:0202:23:47:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m Going to point it at Fauna
02:23:46:1802:23:48:08Steve [GM]that’s what he said
02:23:48:1002:23:51:05Dave [Xeros]Yep. It’s a moon-тouched rapier.
02:23:52:0302:23:52:20Jesse [Foulclaw]And
02:23:56:1502:23:57:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um
02:23:58:1602:23:59:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m Gonna
02:24:00:2502:24:01:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Hold on
02:24:07:2302:24:09:05Steve [GM]Fortunately, no one else was talking
02:24:10:1702:24:13:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:24:10:2002:24:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw]you should get rid of that
02:24:12:2402:24:15:23Dave [Xeros]How have you guys seen that note? I’m going to grape ya.
02:24:15:0802:24:16:19Chris [TBD]yes
02:24:16:2602:24:17:25Steve [GM]Grapist? Yeah.
02:24:16:2802:24:18:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah the great bit
02:24:16:2802:24:18:07Dave [Xeros]Yeah, the Grapist.
02:24:19:1802:24:20:25Dave [Xeros]Thou call the Grepist.
02:24:19:2702:24:20:15Jesse [Foulclaw]um
02:24:21:1902:24:29:26Jesse [Foulclaw]i am going to like warn her like you need to stop this is over it’s ended i’m gonna intimidate her
02:24:29:1102:24:30:17Steve [GM]Alright, do an intimidation roll.
02:24:30:1902:24:36:19Dave [Xeros]Okay so The Moon Touched Grapier If it’s night That blade glows Like a sparkling blue
02:24:36:1202:24:37:00Jesse [Foulclaw]ooh
02:24:37:0702:24:42:20Steve [GM]It is still daytime. It’s not looking quite as cool. Dome isn’t nighttime.
02:24:38:1602:24:42:02Dave [Xeros]But We’re in a dome Is it dark?
02:24:42:1602:24:43:29Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a glass dome
02:24:44:2102:24:47:18Brin [Basil]It’s like a skylight, it is as bright as it can be in there.
02:24:46:2102:24:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:24:46:2502:24:47:29Dave [Xeros]Just trying to
02:24:46:2902:24:49:12Steve [GM]Is it glowing like a light flavor?
02:24:47:1102:24:49:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:24:47:2902:24:48:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:24:49:0102:24:51:23Dave [Xeros]Just trying to give him advantage on intimidation is all.
02:24:51:2602:24:52:09Steve [GM]Yeah,
02:24:52:0702:24:55:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll cast one of my wings over it and it’s like a little shadow
02:24:59:2002:25:03:26Brin [Basil]I am death glaring this bee right now. I do not like this chick.
02:25:01:1502:25:07:08Jesse [Foulclaw]six i’m gonna try again i have to roll for magic surge if i do this that’s a 20
02:25:08:0802:25:10:02Brin [Basil]That is what i’m talking about.
02:25:09:1802:25:16:28Jesse [Foulclaw]plus four actually for intimidation oh my gosh 14
02:25:11:2802:25:13:13Steve [GM]Do your wild surge right now.
02:25:12:2902:25:25:17Chris [TBD]She looks
02:25:14:2202:25:15:07Dave [Xeros]Jeez!
02:25:15:1102:25:16:28Steve [GM]Come on baby, come on, give me a wand.
02:25:19:0802:25:20:21Steve [GM]That’s not even close to a one.
02:25:22:2402:25:24:05Dave [Xeros]Guys, she can be reformed.
02:25:24:1202:25:28:10Steve [GM]All right, she looks up at you with tears in her eyes
02:25:29:0202:25:29:25Brin [Basil]Kill her!
02:25:31:0102:25:31:19Brin [Basil]STABB HER!
02:25:33:2102:25:35:03Dave [Xeros]her. Just love her.
02:25:36:0802:25:38:27Jesse [Foulclaw]see it’s just me and her right now we’re just yep
02:25:39:0102:25:39:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:25:40:1802:25:52:09Steve [GM]And like one single tear rolls down her cheek and she looks deep into your soul and says, I hate you so much!
02:25:52:0902:26:04:03Steve [GM]and then she lunges onto your blade and catches her right across the throat and she bleeds out right in front of you.
02:26:04:2202:26:06:23Brin [Basil]Great job, Valclaw! You did it!
02:26:06:2102:26:08:24Chris [TBD]puppet Dang
02:26:08:1902:26:10:11Dave [Xeros]That’s actually kind of hot too.
02:26:12:1802:26:28:01Jesse [Foulclaw]so i think
02:26:12:2902:26:15:21Steve [GM]Let’s not take necromancy to another level
02:26:16:1702:26:18:17Dave [Xeros]There are no levels for necromancy.
02:26:20:0102:26:22:25Steve [GM]So congratulations you’ve killed her
02:26:24:2702:26:34:13Steve [GM]but it’s better for a single woman to die than an entire nation to, like, dwindle in unbelief or something.
02:26:24:2902:26:25:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:26:35:2102:26:39:01Jesse [Foulclaw]use the words of my books against me
02:26:38:2102:26:39:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:26:40:1202:26:51:05Dave [Xeros]she did hit the jugular when she cut her own throat right so did that just spray all over him hey okay
02:26:41:0802:26:41:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:26:45:2902:26:50:19Steve [GM]Oh yeah, his feathers are incarnadined.
02:26:51:0502:26:53:13Dave [Xeros]um can you everyone real quick
02:26:54:1802:26:57:22Dave [Xeros]just let’s uh can I go get Mars Vonick real quick
02:27:00:1602:27:12:08Steve [GM]Well, the length of the fight was probably… Yeah, it was probably less than a minute. All of this bouncing in the air and slashing and everything.
02:27:01:0602:27:02:05Chris [TBD]is the length
02:27:04:2202:27:05:15Dave [Xeros]seconds per turn
02:27:06:1002:27:07:22Chris [TBD]couple minutes
02:27:07:1602:27:08:29Dave [Xeros]yeah um
02:27:12:0802:27:22:16Steve [GM]um the downside is you’ve slaughtered anyone everyone who was part of the crew despite having
02:27:22:1602:27:30:15Steve [GM]just like having them be like we’re good people and so this blood -stained uh area is probably not
02:27:31:0102:27:32:20Dave [Xeros]no, I just wanted the photo op
02:27:35:1802:27:40:28Dave [Xeros]so we can all be crowded around Mars Vonik but I just need to put this in the history books
02:27:37:0302:27:48:24Jesse [Foulclaw]i am a little traumatized by this like yeah the other ones had
02:27:42:2602:27:44:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:27:43:0302:27:43:29Dave [Xeros]he’s shaking
02:27:43:1102:27:46:02Brin [Basil]He’s like shaking. There’s blood trivia.
02:27:45:1802:27:47:11Dave [Xeros]his eyes are like huge
02:27:48:0102:27:51:07Brin [Basil]I’m over in the fountain, and I’m just washing all the blood off of me.
02:27:50:2202:28:02:03Jesse [Foulclaw]There was some legitimacy to cutting that other guy’s head off, but this is a little different. So yeah, I probably do have some traumatic baggage now.
02:27:53:0902:27:54:26Brin [Basil]Falclaw, come here! You can wash off
02:27:59:0102:28:01:27Dave [Xeros]picture for the newspaper
02:28:03:0402:28:09:10Chris [TBD]TBD’s just tuning his guitar, keeping it in tip-top shape.
02:28:09:1802:28:20:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I notice anything or is there anything on her person that gives us any clues or indicates like maybe like who this other person is
02:28:20:0302:28:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw]or like any clues as to like who’s in charge unfortunately
02:28:21:0102:28:21:25Chris [TBD]Ooh yeah
02:28:24:1702:28:28:17Steve [GM]you want to investigate the corpse give me a roll
02:28:26:0602:28:35:08Chris [TBD]yes you have advantage don’t you that’s pretty good
02:28:29:1102:28:30:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m probably not going to do a very good job
02:28:33:0402:28:33:16Jesse [Foulclaw]18
02:28:35:1102:28:44:04Steve [GM]it doesn’t require too much investigation to see that there is a small mark on her
02:28:44:0402:28:50:03Steve [GM]inner arm which is here I’ll draw it
02:28:51:2502:28:58:28Dave [Xeros]It’s a snake’s head with a dagger coming out of it, kind of like a death eater.
02:29:01:0402:29:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s not what he’s doing for everybody listening that’s actually not what it was
02:29:04:2202:29:11:29Dave [Xeros]Okay, it’s a rabbit with a stagger coming out of its mouth for the hare eaters.
02:29:09:1102:29:16:24Brin [Basil]it’s freaking awesome except that she ate something other than hair
02:29:16:1902:29:19:04Steve [GM]kind of this odd nine spiked
02:29:21:1702:29:31:09Steve [GM]I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s basically like a number of triangles all connected, some going up, some going down. Total of nine points
02:29:32:1002:29:33:22Steve [GM]bounded within the circle
02:29:34:0102:29:35:02Brin [Basil]Okay, okay.
02:29:37:2302:29:42:28Steve [GM]So that’s
02:29:43:2902:29:47:25Steve [GM]the untimely end of The Leader of the Crew
02:29:45:2902:29:47:02Chris [TBD]broken
02:29:47:2502:29:52:13Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh.
02:29:50:1402:29:52:14Chris [TBD]broken
02:29:53:0102:29:59:04Steve [GM]Your heart is breaking just a little bit, you’ll have to rebound somehow.
02:29:59:2902:30:08:23Dave [Xeros]As all of this is happening I’m starting to get little flashes like actual flashes in my brain from all of the crazy stuff that’s happened
02:30:08:2302:30:19:23Dave [Xeros]and I think that for some really strange reason there is a connection with an Isamir-like lady. And that’s really what that connection is.
02:30:19:2902:30:31:04Dave [Xeros]There’s, like, some sort of deep-seated something there, yeah, that makes me – that made me, like、 really actually truly attracted to her.
02:30:22:1702:30:24:21Steve [GM]Something in your past that
02:30:31:1302:30:36:04Dave [Xeros]So she was an angel person.
02:30:32:0102:30:32:22Steve [GM]Interesting.
02:30:37:0002:30:42:09Steve [GM]So at this point you are kind of a pretty horrible scene
02:30:43:2902:30:54:23Steve [GM]the evidence that she’s a bad guy is still within Mars’ possession so as far as being like I don’t know
02:30:52:0302:30:53:19Dave [Xeros]So no photograph then?
02:30:54:2302:31:01:20Steve [GM]let’s do it! Wait give us some magic sound
02:30:55:0102:30:57:11Chris [TBD]I’m going to use my orb of retcon.
02:31:04:2602:31:08:05Brin [Basil]Oh, and this splooging at the end.
02:31:07:2002:31:10:28Chris [TBD]Last night, in the middle of the night
02:31:09:0402:31:14:04Dave [Xeros]Yes, that’s exactly what happened apparently.
02:31:11:0802:31:12:00Jesse [Foulclaw]what
02:31:14:1402:31:23:20Chris [TBD]TVD went out with Foulclaw and we distributed all the flyers we copied
02:31:14:2602:31:15:11Brin [Basil]Okay.
02:31:16:0102:31:16:13Dave [Xeros]Lessons.
02:31:16:1902:31:17:04Brin [Basil]Yep.
02:31:23:0102:31:24:11Dave [Xeros]That you printed off!
02:31:23:2002:31:29:12Chris [TBD]to a whole bunch of doors throughout the entirety
02:31:23:2002:31:24:19Steve [GM][laughter]
02:31:23:2902:31:24:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:31:23:2902:31:25:18Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:31:30:1902:31:36:03Chris [TBD]of the city area in Sydney today. The apartment areas and stuff.
02:31:37:0602:31:37:28Chris [TBD]Do we need a roll?
02:31:39:2502:31:45:03Chris [TBD]So, the evidence is quite spread. Quite public right now.
02:31:46:0002:31:49:27Steve [GM]so there’s religious stuff but also explanations about
02:31:47:0802:31:47:29Brin [Basil]elaborate.
02:31:50:1202:31:55:29Dave [Xeros]The Church of Idiots too? We copied the book but we also copied all of his
02:31:51:2202:31:53:12Chris [TBD]Did we not copy?
02:31:54:1202:31:54:29Chris [TBD]Yeah.
02:31:57:0002:32:00:02Brin [Basil]that was on page 23
02:31:57:1802:31:59:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:31:59:2402:32:08:13Chris [TBD]So, what it is is, yeah, it’s the copy of the book and it’s got the bad info and implicates faunus. But,
02:32:06:1302:32:11:24Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of like this combination of philosophies of man mingled with scripture really
02:32:10:2102:32:21:14Chris [TBD]right, but in there we put a little note if this is too disturbing to you you can reach out to Church of Idiots for guidance and help
02:32:10:2602:32:13:04Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:32:21:2202:32:22:13Dave [Xeros]time of need
02:32:22:1002:32:23:18Chris [TBD]in a time of need.
02:32:23:2402:32:26:19Brin [Basil]it’s a trifold pamphlet
02:32:25:1102:32:28:07Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s got my phone number on the bottom
02:32:28:0502:32:29:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:32:28:0502:32:29:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:32:29:1802:32:31:19Chris [TBD]A little smiley face at the end of it
02:32:32:0302:32:34:26Steve [GM]that that is awesome you can keep
02:32:34:2102:32:35:26Dave [Xeros]try corner
02:32:34:2702:32:40:03Chris [TBD]I will This is a great It’s leopard print Perfect for TVD
02:32:42:0002:32:48:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I also use my retcon? I’m pretty traumatized. I didn’t…
02:32:47:2002:32:49:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:32:48:2902:32:50:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:32:52:2902:33:02:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to try and bring her back to life for a second. We’re gonna see if we can get some information out of her so I’m gonna reverse that
02:33:02:2602:33:14:01Chris [TBD]i i hold on can we set a ground rule you can’t necessarily like change the death
02:33:03:0902:33:07:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m Gonna erase That memory What?
02:33:14:0102:33:22:22Chris [TBD]can we do that all right go ahead i thought it was just
02:33:17:0002:33:20:27Dave [Xeros]if we actually are calling this like magic right
02:33:18:0502:33:22:27Brin [Basil]he just doesn’t want to be the one holding the blade.
02:33:22:2202:33:26:19Chris [TBD]i don’t think we’re actually calling this magic are we is it an actual magical thing
02:33:25:1302:33:36:29Steve [GM]the idea is it’s a more of a narrative thing this is you can retell a part of the story that we missed the first time so it’s just a little bit more in like that
02:33:31:2002:33:43:10Chris [TBD]like i just did with the pamphlets to get answers from her before she dies
02:33:43:1002:33:47:09Chris [TBD]I think that’s fair, but not to like save her life. Does that make sense?
02:33:46:1102:33:57:20Steve [GM]so how about this how about you can use your retcon we’ll reverse the time you’ve got the blade at uh instead of holding the blade at her you’re holding it like up in
02:33:56:2702:34:10:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we
02:33:57:2002:34:07:02Steve [GM]the air and you can ask her a couple questions before she gets her own knife out and Like, she’s dead either way. But one…
02:34:04:1602:34:06:29Chris [TBD]No, keep the blade That is so cool
02:34:10:0502:34:20:23Jesse [Foulclaw]all know it happens but uh okay yeah so um i’m holding the blade and i’m gonna say who are you working for
02:34:10:2602:34:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:34:11:2002:34:12:08Chris [TBD]That’s true
02:34:20:2302:34:23:03Jesse [Foulclaw]who was that frick in the sky
02:34:24:2902:34:25:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:34:25:1702:34:32:08Brin [Basil]an ugly one
02:34:27:2602:34:28:18Dave [Xeros]it’s an angel
02:34:32:0802:35:00:05Brin [Basil]I tell
02:34:34:1502:34:36:06Dave [Xeros]I’m half demon
02:34:34:2302:34:40:23Steve [GM]That was my master. My Master Damanos.
02:34:42:1902:34:48:14Steve [GM]And he will make sure that you suffer for this.
02:34:52:1502:34:52:27Steve [GM]Yep.
02:34:54:1802:35:02:19Jesse [Foulclaw]okay um have you have you ever heard of the church
02:34:57:1302:34:59:11Dave [Xeros]you know she’s going to die
02:35:00:0502:35:12:04Brin [Basil]your
02:35:03:2502:35:14:05Jesse [Foulclaw]of idios and with my other hand i am going to hold up let’s say he tell your master i’m going to hold it like this actually. I’m just going to pinch the pamphlet
02:35:12:0402:35:12:20Brin [Basil]master
02:35:14:0202:35:14:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:35:14:0202:35:15:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:35:14:2302:35:17:22Jesse [Foulclaw]and I’m going to say you tell your master to watch out
02:35:19:1002:35:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]but have you ever heard of it and do you want a convert?
02:35:21:0302:35:22:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:35:21:1302:35:22:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:35:23:0502:35:31:01Steve [GM]Okay, I will let you do one religion roll. if you get a nat 20 then we’ll pivot a little bit
02:35:26:1502:35:26:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes
02:35:26:1602:35:35:21Brin [Basil]oh please by the grace of idios
02:35:32:1402:35:36:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I still have advantage I have to roll for magic surge if I
02:35:37:2402:35:41:28Dave [Xeros]while he’s doing this i’m doing anything and everything I can to stop her from killing herself
02:35:46:0402:35:46:28Jesse [Foulclaw]an 8
02:35:57:0102:35:58:02Chris [TBD]Ooh, close.
02:35:57:2402:35:58:27Jesse [Foulclaw]plus 2 18
02:36:01:1202:36:05:29Steve [GM]so she says, you can tell them yourself
02:36:08:2902:36:13:03Steve [GM]right in front of you. So you still get sprayed by all the jugular blood
02:36:12:2902:36:14:22Jesse [Foulclaw]But I feel less bad about
02:36:14:2102:36:15:07Steve [GM]yeah
02:36:15:0902:36:16:15Chris [TBD]Less trauma.
02:36:16:0002:36:18:00Brin [Basil]what because it happened twice
02:36:18:0702:36:18:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:36:19:1502:36:20:24Chris [TBD]That’s not how it happened!
02:36:21:2202:36:22:06Dave [Xeros]no
02:36:22:2502:36:23:23Chris [TBD]not how it happened now
02:36:25:0002:36:25:16Steve [GM]uh
02:36:26:0902:36:28:06Chris [TBD]because it happened twice
02:36:29:1202:36:29:29Chris [TBD]that
02:36:32:1502:36:43:07Steve [GM]All right, so she still kills herself but you now know that she was working with Dominos this demon creature that you saw
02:36:42:2802:36:54:10Dave [Xeros]I run over there and I slide underneath and I grab her by the head before, while she’s dying and I just, I’m putting all the pressure I have for my hands to try to stop the blood from coming out
02:36:55:1302:37:05:03Dave [Xeros]and just, like, actually trying to save her life. But I know she’s… Legitimately trying. But I knew that she was going to die
02:37:01:0502:37:01:27Steve [GM]trying
02:37:05:0302:37:10:16Dave [Xeros]but you actually start to see Eros actually truly start to cry.
02:37:11:1902:37:23:05Steve [GM]up with one bloody hand and puts it on your face But she’s severed her vocal cords You can’t say anything It just drops Yeah, it’s just a gurgle
02:37:19:1902:37:22:18Dave [Xeros]It’s just air comes out of her
02:37:23:0102:37:23:08Brin [Basil]curious.
02:37:23:0502:37:27:04Steve [GM]and then her hand drops, leaving bloody streaks on your face.
02:37:29:2102:37:33:23Dave [Xeros]to Foulclaw if I’m ever gonna be a Tinkin’
02:37:34:2902:37:43:10Dave [Xeros]i stand up and walk walk away what you just did with that retcon no what you what what
02:37:39:1602:37:43:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, you gave me the blade. Here’s your sword back.
02:37:42:2602:37:46:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:37:43:1002:37:49:22Dave [Xeros]you did what you do with that red con like completely traumatized me so just
02:37:50:1802:37:58:11Dave [Xeros]with my backstory so but but i but i still love it but i hate she started
02:37:52:2202:37:53:16Chris [TBD]that’s good
02:37:55:2102:37:56:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Sounds like it.
02:38:00:1802:38:06:00Steve [GM]Fortunately, thanks to your brilliant pamphleteering…
02:38:05:2202:38:07:26Chris [TBD]I’m very tired it was late
02:38:09:1902:38:11:02Steve [GM]No wonder you dropped your guitar.
02:38:10:1002:38:13:18Chris [TBD]I was yeah wasn’t at full strength
02:38:15:0602:38:17:29Brin [Basil]Your tongue’s all raw from licking the pamphlet shut.
02:38:19:2002:38:31:06Steve [GM]The doors leading to it tremble a couple of times and then they break open and Mars and a bunch of other people you saw cheering for the host kind of come rushing in
02:38:30:2802:38:33:02Chris [TBD]I’m going to point she did it
02:38:33:0502:38:42:15Steve [GM]they skid to a stop as they look at the decapitated bull guy and the woman who’s been split in half
02:38:42:1902:38:44:16Jesse [Foulclaw]as well
02:38:43:1902:38:44:24Steve [GM]as well as
02:38:46:0202:38:47:09Dave [Xeros]in the middle of there, too.
02:38:46:1502:38:50:28Steve [GM]yet a very nice little perfect cone of ash
02:38:48:1002:38:50:04Dave [Xeros]Pile? Yeah. Yep.
02:38:48:2402:38:59:22Brin [Basil]and i’m bathing in the fountain washing up
02:38:52:1402:38:53:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:38:53:0902:38:55:21Steve [GM]it’s a very pink fountain
02:38:55:2902:39:19:18Chris [TBD]No time for
02:38:57:0902:39:00:08Dave [Xeros]Falclaw just has a rapier in his hands!
02:38:58:1302:38:59:24Jesse [Foulclaw]lost your engine
02:38:59:2202:39:04:17Brin [Basil]still dripping oh wait just kidding That was before.
02:39:00:1902:39:01:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:39:04:1702:39:16:03Steve [GM]And I mean, she’s got her knife. Faunus has the knife in her hand and like it. It’s a kind of suspicious but at the same time Mars looks
02:39:16:0302:39:27:07Steve [GM]at this and says we can keep this quiet. We can clean this up. But we’ve got to get you out of here. You have to.
02:39:19:1802:39:29:23Chris [TBD]another.
02:39:27:1102:39:28:28Steve [GM]You can’t be incinidate right now.
02:39:29:2302:39:34:22Chris [TBD]Encore. I like that.
02:39:31:1202:39:40:25Dave [Xeros]Live to play another day. Well, we were gonna go back to the theater.
02:39:33:0902:39:39:19Steve [GM]Mars kind of gives you a puzzled look and then nods in agreement.
02:39:40:2702:39:43:03Chris [TBD]Yeah, my show. Dang it!
02:39:46:0302:39:48:19Steve [GM]Let me help you get out of here.
02:39:49:1102:39:51:18Dave [Xeros]me help you. Help me help YOU.
02:39:50:1002:40:01:28Steve [GM]Yes, help me help him. And so he gathers… He pulls you along and you go into one of the smaller areas underneath the library
02:40:01:2802:40:12:16Steve [GM]um and there is a small portal a portal that looks very similar to the type
02:40:04:0102:40:04:20Chris [TBD]is
02:40:06:0302:40:06:21Dave [Xeros]Trapdoor.
02:40:12:1602:40:23:24Steve [GM]that lashara used but i don’t know if you recall this there had been some like malfunctions and some of the teleportation stuff hadn’t been working quite right so he gestures at it
02:40:18:0202:40:18:23Dave [Xeros]Mm-hmm.
02:40:18:1802:40:19:29Chris [TBD]yes
02:40:20:2902:40:23:27Chris [TBD]so he just is at it
02:40:23:2402:40:26:24Steve [GM]and of course you guys are like wait are you sure we can use this
02:40:24:1302:40:30:16Brin [Basil]should we throw a zenzu through
02:40:26:2902:40:29:26Dave [Xeros]are little on the fritz where we’re from, so…
02:40:32:1002:40:33:09Jesse [Foulclaw]or a frog
02:40:33:0502:40:34:00Dave [Xeros]A frog?
02:40:33:1802:40:35:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:40:34:1002:40:43:27Chris [TBD]what are you doing
02:40:34:1202:40:39:19Brin [Basil]do you have any reptilian creatures around
02:40:37:2502:40:39:10Jesse [Foulclaw]friend from the port
02:40:40:0602:40:46:29Steve [GM]he grabbed to buy you what are you doing stop stop what is this we just grab it
02:40:41:2702:40:42:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:40:43:1402:40:44:23Dave [Xeros]He walks in.
02:40:44:2402:40:45:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:40:45:2602:40:48:12Dave [Xeros]I grab him and throw him through the portal.
02:40:47:1102:40:50:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:40:48:0802:40:50:02Brin [Basil]everything’s fine to buy
02:40:49:2502:40:58:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Mars is
02:40:57:0202:41:07:24Steve [GM]so mars is um he explains that the uh one of the reasons why like how manny got here was via of the teleportation, but
02:41:07:2402:41:17:29Steve [GM]the crew’s experiments had been interfering causing magical interference with some of the teleportation stuff. Having not only
02:41:10:1102:41:17:29Chris [TBD]not only
02:41:17:2902:41:27:04Steve [GM]taking care of that chamber like we talked about before helped kind of break down that interference and once
02:41:27:0402:41:34:24Steve [GM]by comparing notes you figured out that once the umbilical cord was snapped and Dominos fled
02:41:36:1102:41:46:06Steve [GM]any other interference has gone away. So you now have a quick and easy way to get back to Lashara, essentially.
02:41:45:1602:41:49:16Dave [Xeros]So what you’re saying is throwing the frog into
02:41:51:1902:41:52:26Dave [Xeros]the void
02:41:54:0302:41:54:26Dave [Xeros]saved us.
02:41:56:0502:41:57:17Steve [GM]No, but you can think
02:41:57:0802:41:58:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:41:57:1802:41:58:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:41:59:0402:42:00:11Dave [Xeros]Guys, I saved this.
02:42:03:1702:42:08:04Steve [GM]So congratulations You return Lasharra has
02:42:09:0902:42:12:15Dave [Xeros]She better have her will out ready to sign it over to us.
02:42:11:1802:42:22:25Steve [GM]Yeah She’s she has a lot of questions because Manny well Manny actually hasn’t returned yet because Jenkins and many are taking the long way home.
02:42:21:1002:42:23:14Brin [Basil]Yeah, I was going to say they forgot.
02:42:23:1002:42:25:04Steve [GM]Yeah, they got to walk all the way.
02:42:23:1502:42:25:21Chris [TBD]we’re going to be there
02:42:25:2502:42:27:25Dave [Xeros]jenkins the moral rogue
02:42:25:2702:42:26:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:42:26:1802:42:29:24Brin [Basil]before them the moral
02:42:29:0702:42:34:08Steve [GM]Like a month and a half later they’ll show up and be like wait how did you get here? They’re going to teleport man!
02:42:31:0102:42:31:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:42:33:2702:42:34:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:42:34:0702:42:34:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:42:34:1502:42:36:26Brin [Basil]the rogue that doesn’t know how to flirt
02:42:37:2702:42:45:12Brin [Basil]oh your disciple
02:42:38:2502:42:45:04Jesse [Foulclaw]before we leave can i ask uh mars is this
02:42:46:2102:42:56:03Jesse [Foulclaw]can i ask him like are we can we like use this portal again to like come back here is this like could we come
02:42:56:2902:42:59:07Dave [Xeros]it yeah give us a couple weeks
02:42:57:2402:42:58:21Chris [TBD]Let us simmer a bit.
02:43:00:0302:43:11:01Steve [GM]Give us some time to clean up this mess but with the vote in our favor coming earlier today We will be able to unveil this
02:43:03:0102:43:04:17Chris [TBD]I promised them a show.
02:43:11:0102:43:19:02Steve [GM]To the public and let them know So that we can begin The communication between our two countries But not right now
02:43:20:2102:43:23:04Steve [GM]You gotta get out of here for a while
02:43:23:2302:43:24:09Chris [TBD]Simmer.
02:43:25:0202:43:25:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yep
02:43:25:1402:43:27:10Dave [Xeros]TBD rock the vote
02:43:27:1902:43:30:00Chris [TBD]Rock the boat, that was rad. Wow!
02:43:33:1802:43:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:43:35:2202:43:39:26Steve [GM]Why do I only remember When there’s sound effects That’s like The worst time
02:43:39:1302:43:40:07Chris [TBD]Right, yeah.
02:43:39:1602:43:41:17Jesse [Foulclaw]is that the portal sound is that
02:43:40:0702:43:43:10Brin [Basil]yeah I was going to say us stepping through the portal
02:43:40:1902:43:42:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:43:42:1302:43:43:11Steve [GM]We teleported
02:43:44:1902:43:45:19Steve [GM]You go all through
02:43:46:2202:43:51:13Steve [GM]And on the other side Mars is standing and looking at the portal And thinking
02:43:46:2902:43:47:16Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
02:43:53:0102:43:56:08Steve [GM]Nortle shows up Where is everyone?
02:43:58:2502:44:00:29Brin [Basil]oh we left nortel
02:44:03:0102:44:04:04Steve [GM]He’ll catch up
02:44:05:2302:44:07:04Steve [GM]So you arrive
02:44:08:0702:44:17:18Steve [GM]And Lashara Is shocked One, that you suddenly teleported back Because that had not Yeah
02:44:15:0402:44:16:22Chris [TBD]Means something.
02:44:17:1802:44:23:19Steve [GM]Yeah, she’s too really disappointed in the magical sounds that the portal can make.
02:44:22:0202:44:23:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:44:22:2602:44:25:21Chris [TBD]Need some adjusting samples.
02:44:24:1902:44:26:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:44:26:2002:44:28:29Steve [GM]It could sound so much cooler than it does.
02:44:30:1102:44:41:01Steve [GM]Three, she is really happy to get the veil stones from you, the high-quality samples. Obviously, it will take some time for her to investigate them
02:44:37:0902:44:37:16Chris [TBD]samples.
02:44:41:0102:44:50:26Steve [GM]and figure out what’s going on. um and uh she’s very she’s thrilled to hear that manny is alive and probably not dead
02:44:51:2002:45:00:13Steve [GM]in that like his he’s got that sickness uh so that kind of gets her thinking like it’s there a way that maybe i can help him when he arrives um
02:45:00:2102:45:06:17Steve [GM]And, of course, you’ve got a positive situation with Sinidae.
02:45:06:2002:45:15:07Steve [GM]So she is incredibly thrilled and she is perfectly willing to reward you
02:45:15:0702:45:24:01Steve [GM]with basically anything out of her shop that she currently has or she can fabricate something for you.
02:45:24:1902:45:30:09Steve [GM]So your big reward, number one, y’all get to level up finally.
02:45:30:0502:45:31:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Yay!
02:45:30:0902:45:34:11Chris [TBD]Yeah, level three. Here we come.
02:45:32:0102:45:34:14Dave [Xeros]yay oh my gosh
02:45:34:0302:45:34:17Brin [Basil]Yeah.
02:45:36:2202:45:44:04Steve [GM]And here are some of the other perks that kind of come along with this in our little epilogue here.
02:45:46:1602:45:55:18Steve [GM]The incredible performances that TBD managed up at Cineaday, like rumors of that start circulating
02:45:55:2702:46:00:27Steve [GM]And you have some roadies who start showing up Who want to haul your gear
02:46:00:1202:46:01:07Chris [TBD]Nice.
02:46:04:1502:46:06:29Steve [GM]We’ll dance for you if you want We won’t even dance
02:46:08:0702:46:11:01Dave [Xeros]grab the floating disc at the base of?
02:46:10:0802:46:11:19Chris [TBD]They sure did.
02:46:13:2102:46:15:29Dave [Xeros]Look, I brought a floating disc.
02:46:16:0602:46:17:26Chris [TBD]Got your stuff on it.
02:46:17:1302:46:26:12Steve [GM]A couple weeks after you’ve returned home Eros, you get a message via the teleportation field
02:46:26:1202:46:37:29Steve [GM]and it’s a small message and a bag of money. And on the message, it says thanks so much
02:46:30:1002:46:37:23Jesse [Foulclaw]and on the message it says thanks so
02:46:31:2502:46:32:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
02:46:37:2902:46:47:12Steve [GM]for the wonderful performance. Here’s your part of the royalties. So Truggar has given you some payment for that story
02:46:41:2602:46:47:13Jesse [Foulclaw]So Kroger has given you some payment for that story.
02:46:45:1602:46:46:00Dave [Xeros]Yes!
02:46:47:1702:46:49:04Chris [TBD]He’s published the play.
02:46:48:1902:46:51:06Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:46:49:0302:46:50:06Steve [GM]Yeah exactly.
02:46:49:0802:46:51:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:46:53:0502:47:03:05Steve [GM]For Basil your fighting prowess of course has been amplified and uh you there are a couple of people who now will like meet
02:47:03:0502:47:08:25Steve [GM]every week in the park and you have sparring partners so that you can kind of keep your
02:47:06:1502:47:09:08Brin [Basil]Heck yeah! your skills
02:47:08:2502:47:19:01Steve [GM]skills going high uh higher and higher um foul claw you get um you also get a message
02:47:19:0102:47:23:05Steve [GM]And this is all that’s on it.
02:47:20:1402:47:21:26Jesse [Foulclaw]scratches
02:47:23:1202:47:24:22Brin [Basil]oh my gosh
02:47:26:2602:47:29:15Steve [GM]Yeah, it’s just a bunch of scratches and scribbles.
02:47:28:2002:47:33:29Brin [Basil]if you take it to me
02:47:32:0802:47:43:01Steve [GM]You take it to mean that Amla has had some success up in Sinidae so there’s probably not a branch but a twig
02:47:43:2002:47:49:08Steve [GM]that’s growing. It only takes one. So you have…
02:47:45:1302:47:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:47:45:2602:47:46:13Dave [Xeros]takes one
02:47:47:2202:47:59:07Chris [TBD]wait up in city today yeah they just rent a basement
02:47:50:1902:47:57:20Steve [GM]Yeah, in Sinadae. So there is a small growth of your hard work.
02:47:59:0702:48:02:00Chris [TBD]they don’t have the funds yet to get a church.
02:48:03:1202:48:09:24Steve [GM]And Nortle, I don’t know. He’s going to give up smoking, I think. Yeah, for real this time.
02:48:07:1002:48:09:08Chris [TBD]Again? Yeah, for real.
02:48:08:1002:48:09:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:48:10:1002:48:18:16Brin [Basil]the pope has changed him no you really do he’s got it’s gonna like
02:48:11:2502:48:16:11Steve [GM]The Pope Hat is too… I still don’t what the Pope Hat’s gonna do. I’ve got to figure that out.
02:48:13:2902:48:17:05Chris [TBD]and that we
02:48:18:1602:48:26:05Brin [Basil]discover like some sleeping great power that doesn’t have yeah
02:48:22:1602:48:34:10Steve [GM]Yeah, just like the Avatar state for him. This is the Pope hat. So the final reward for you guys, I’m actually going to pass that baton on.
02:48:34:2202:48:36:14Steve [GM]Chris, you’re next for the DM.
02:48:35:1102:48:37:22Chris [TBD]next yes So
02:48:38:1002:48:43:28Steve [GM]So cook up an idea of something that you think your character would like as far
02:48:43:2802:48:52:22Steve [GM]as a magical item or maybe some sort of consumable.
02:48:53:1802:49:03:00Steve [GM]I don’t know, something that fits inside your character’s character and bounce the idea off
02:49:03:0002:49:12:03Steve [GM]Chris because he is going to be taking us on the next adventure so whatever he wants you to have you will
02:49:09:1702:49:19:27Brin [Basil]is it possible instead of like getting an item or something like that can i learn
02:49:19:2702:49:26:24Brin [Basil]a new attack something yeah like because i can’t really use magic stuff you know what i mean
02:49:26:2902:49:29:04Steve [GM]you do have some magical items already they’re pretty awesome
02:49:27:0102:49:31:27Chris [TBD]can still use a magic item.
02:49:32:2202:49:35:09Steve [GM]but the idea of adding a feat something like
02:49:35:0702:49:36:29Chris [TBD]That’s based on levels though.
02:49:37:2302:49:41:07Steve [GM]levels but if Chris would
02:49:37:2502:49:39:23Brin [Basil]oh okay because
02:49:39:1302:49:45:09Dave [Xeros]but that’s the thing is if if her reward from being in incinidate was
02:49:41:2702:49:43:29Chris [TBD]Give me your idea.
02:49:45:2802:49:47:07Chris [TBD]Maybe it’s like I…
02:49:47:1602:49:57:18Brin [Basil]yeah cause yeah like I’m sparring I’m learning new stuff so like could I like that action surge can I like learn something in addition to ok
02:49:55:0702:50:03:08Steve [GM]yeah there’s a I can’t remember the name of the people there’s one that allows you to have two actions on your turn so basically you can attack
02:50:01:0402:50:06:28Brin [Basil]yeah right like an another little square to to ok
02:50:06:1102:50:09:11Steve [GM]I don’t know how to change
02:50:10:0602:50:13:01Dave [Xeros]look at i can go through it with you you can go three entire feats list
02:50:11:1802:50:12:19Brin [Basil]ok
02:50:12:2502:50:13:27Chris [TBD]Honestly, we could
02:50:15:1702:50:26:09Chris [TBD]just count it like one of these. It’ll be a move you can do because you have this feat card or whatever and that will be the way to keep track instead of having to figure out how to do that
02:50:16:2802:50:18:10Brin [Basil]Yeah. Okay.
02:50:21:1602:50:22:22Brin [Basil]I like it.
02:50:26:0902:50:27:19Chris [TBD]for D&D Beyond and stuff
02:50:27:0402:50:28:04Brin [Basil]Yeah, okay.
02:50:28:2602:50:38:16Steve [GM]So that is the official end episode 7 of our three part series of our trip up
02:50:30:0102:50:31:17Chris [TBD]That is the official
02:50:37:0802:50:45:27Dave [Xeros]at lashara’s place though is it like a big tower that we’re up and in her library?
02:50:37:2602:50:39:05Brin [Basil]Bravo!
02:50:40:0902:50:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah!
02:50:48:0702:50:49:01Steve [GM]Yeah?
02:50:49:0202:50:52:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah, okay. So we just start going down the stairs and I go blind.
02:50:55:0302:50:56:17Chris [TBD]And you stumbled down the stairs.
02:50:58:0202:50:58:15Dave [Xeros]Yep.
02:50:58:1302:50:59:27Brin [Basil]Oh my god!
02:51:01:0002:51:03:05Dave [Xeros]Oh jeez! Dude, that head crunch.
02:51:02:2702:51:07:16Brin [Basil]That was his face for sure. Concrete steps?
02:51:05:2202:51:12:29Steve [GM]You got it on your face, that royalty money will be really helpful.
02:51:08:0702:51:14:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Is that real? Yeah, do you think?
02:51:13:0902:51:17:04Dave [Xeros]You didn’t tell me exactly how much the royalty money was you just said royalties
02:51:16:1602:51:18:05Steve [GM]Oh… Alright, let’s see.
02:51:18:1702:51:19:01Dave [Xeros]D100
02:51:19:1202:51:19:25Steve [GM]Yeah.
02:51:23:2602:51:24:29Dave [Xeros]That was a good play
02:51:25:1902:51:35:17Steve [GM]Yep. Alright. You got 110 little pieces and there’s a little PS. There’s more of this to follow
02:51:38:0202:51:38:27Dave [Xeros]that to my
02:51:41:0202:51:46:01Steve [GM]would be five pieces higher if you could just remember where those little ones went.
02:51:43:0202:51:44:29Dave [Xeros]I know well
02:51:48:2002:51:52:04Dave [Xeros]I only have 13,029
02:51:48:2202:51:50:06Chris [TBD]Can I do a little tease?
02:51:50:0502:51:55:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you like jingle down the hallway as you’re hopping? Ching ching ching
02:51:55:1302:51:59:01Chris [TBD]I’m going to give you a little teaser for the next adventure real quick.
02:51:56:1902:52:00:28Brin [Basil]I try to walk a lot I like start walking really awkwardly
02:52:01:2902:52:03:10Chris [TBD]Okay, I’m gonna give you a little teased.
02:52:06:0402:52:14:20Chris [TBD]You guys wake up and in the morning you find laying on the ground… Well, let me back up and move through this again.
02:52:16:1902:52:17:13Dave [Xeros]regain my sight
02:52:17:1302:52:19:09Chris [TBD]You guys are
02:52:20:1702:52:23:22Chris [TBD]resting, relaxing it’s been a couple weeks since our last event
02:52:24:2902:52:34:12Chris [TBD]And you all wake up one morning, and as Eros is walking towards the bathroom, he triggers a magic scroll that was left by TBD.
02:52:36:1002:52:38:22Chris [TBD]TBD appears with flashes of light to smoke and lightning.
02:52:40:0502:52:49:09Chris [TBD]Hey y’all! I got a summon from the Battle of the Bands up in Magus. Kilosaurus was invited to be a top contender this year at Battle of The Bands.
02:52:50:2302:52:55:20Chris [TBD]and you find that TBD is gone. He has left in the night but he’s no longer there
02:52:57:0102:53:03:15Chris [TBD]Naturally, you all want to see this and perhaps compete yourselves in The Battle of Dance Arrows
02:53:05:2502:53:11:04Dave [Xeros]well i just pissed my pants again so um guys
02:53:08:2902:53:09:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:53:14:1102:53:22:08Dave [Xeros]you will uh i may need a tambourine so uh yeah
02:53:22:0802:53:32:02Dave [Xeros]i’m gonna kill this guy he’s dead he didn’t take
02:53:26:1702:53:27:02Chris [TBD]Perfect
02:53:27:2702:53:29:25Steve [GM]can’t wait
02:53:32:0202:53:42:17Dave [Xeros]with him well that sucks yes yes tambourin um do you know how to just dance on stage
02:53:42:1302:53:44:10Steve [GM]oh yes
02:53:43:2902:53:55:04Dave [Xeros]you’re like the guy from the mighty mighty boss tones that just dances the whole time just do some skanking for me good okay foul
02:53:46:1002:53:55:12Steve [GM]ice cake all the time
02:53:52:1702:54:06:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m listening.
02:53:55:0402:54:00:28Dave [Xeros]claw um we’ll we’ll do the music and spoken word
02:54:02:1702:54:03:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:54:06:1202:54:07:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:54:11:1102:54:14:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think I know how to do this. I don’ t think that’s, yeah.
02:54:13:1502:54:16:01Chris [TBD]What is this dance?
02:54:13:2402:54:18:16Dave [Xeros]it’s okay what is this thing they call dancing
02:54:16:2302:54:19:15Jesse [Foulclaw]What? The social…
02:54:20:1102:54:20:26Chris [TBD]Cool

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