Rock the Vote
Steve as GM · Chris as TBD · Brin as Basil · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Hayley as Gypsy Jenkins
Above the Clouds
Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2709 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)
| TC In | TC Out | Speaker | Dialogue |
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| 00:00:02:11 | 00:00:10:16 | Steve [GM] | All right. One thing that we neglected to talk about at the end of the last session is, so |
| 00:00:02:14 | 00:00:16:21 | Chris [TBD] | All right. One thing that we selected to talk about is the last session, try |
| 00:00:10:16 | 00:00:16:24 | Steve [GM] | now I have a backseat driver |
| 00:00:17:03 | 00:00:27:12 | Chris [TBD] | Who did that? Oh you did that! Nice nice. |
| 00:00:17:17 | 00:00:25:26 | Steve [GM] | That actually has control of stuff! It’s |
| 00:00:19:09 | 00:00:31:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I think you just have to roll with whatever sounds come out. You just have |
| 00:00:19:16 | 00:00:20:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:00:20:17 | 00:00:22:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was literally like, who did that? |
| 00:00:25:26 | 00:00:32:05 | Steve [GM] | fine. It’s all fine. Yes no… |
| 00:00:31:00 | 00:00:52:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to incorporate those into the… You |
| 00:00:32:28 | 00:00:39:14 | Steve [GM] | A really popular YouTuber Jenny D who does lots of those videos and one |
| 00:00:35:29 | 00:00:39:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yes I’ve watched a lot of her videos she’s great. |
| 00:00:45:24 | 00:00:53:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you |
| 00:00:46:02 | 00:00:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:00:51:11 | 00:01:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | Well see thats what i wonder if people listen to our show are they going to be upset that we’re not playing D&D over half the time. |
| 00:00:52:05 | 00:00:55:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | do not know Dave, you do not though. |
| 00:00:53:20 | 00:01:10:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | do not know how to |
| 00:01:03:11 | 00:01:10:16 | Chris [TBD] | We’re just telling jokes Yeah, it’s |
| 00:01:03:13 | 00:01:11:20 | Brin [Basil] | We are playing D &D though. No… |
| 00:01:04:24 | 00:01:05:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:01:07:03 | 00:01:10:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I thought we were just getting together to, like, chat and hang out. Just like… |
| 00:01:11:16 | 00:01:12:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:01:12:04 | 00:01:13:02 | Chris [TBD] | It’s not even |
| 00:01:14:16 | 00:01:16:24 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a loose adaptation, is all. |
| 00:01:22:02 | 00:01:30:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | for what, two years? I still don’t know how to play this game because I’ve only been ever playing with you guys. |
| 00:01:25:28 | 00:01:27:09 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know how to play either |
| 00:01:30:29 | 00:01:38:04 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what our intro should be Come play D&d with a bunch of people except for two of them who have no clue what they’re doing |
| 00:01:40:21 | 00:01:42:29 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t know. You guys are picking up just fine. |
| 00:01:42:29 | 00:01:55:08 | Brin [Basil] | there’s not a lot to know it’s just more yeah and |
| 00:01:47:27 | 00:01:50:29 | Chris [TBD] | random stuff that I don’t know like oh |
| 00:01:52:00 | 00:01:53:15 | Chris [TBD] | what’s that status effect |
| 00:01:55:19 | 00:02:03:16 | Brin [Basil] | a lot of that is just playing and like running into or listening to a lot other people play |
| 00:02:05:12 | 00:02:08:05 | Chris [TBD] | that has helped me the most listening to other |
| 00:02:10:25 | 00:02:12:25 | Chris [TBD] | adventure zone is very good |
| 00:02:12:19 | 00:02:13:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | shout out |
| 00:02:15:08 | 00:02:17:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | when you listen to this, shout out |
| 00:02:17:07 | 00:02:18:28 | Chris [TBD] | link to us |
| 00:02:23:09 | 00:02:31:16 | Steve [GM] | we had a mind-blowing experience of semi scripted impromptu |
| 00:02:30:27 | 00:02:35:29 | Chris [TBD] | Oh you’re on the yellow |
| 00:02:31:22 | 00:02:32:28 | Brin [Basil] | I’m on the wrong mic |
| 00:02:37:05 | 00:02:38:23 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, gosh. That’s going to be a nightmare. |
| 00:02:41:06 | 00:02:44:24 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. Well, good thing we haven’t really officially started. |
| 00:02:48:18 | 00:02:52:10 | Chris [TBD] | We had A theater in the mind |
| 00:02:53:13 | 00:02:56:22 | Chris [TBD] | An inception of Theater In The Mind Is what we did |
| 00:02:56:11 | 00:03:05:28 | Steve [GM] | in our minds was theater and in that theater we had an incredible incredible story |
| 00:03:05:28 | 00:03:17:15 | Steve [GM] | unfold of true love home repair and uh becoming people growing as individuals uh |
| 00:03:09:17 | 00:03:09:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | love. |
| 00:03:17:15 | 00:03:20:21 | Steve [GM] | in ways that are just you got to hear it |
| 00:03:21:23 | 00:03:32:25 | Dave [Xeros] | mean there was a little bit of uh you know isaikai um harem collecting well there was an attempt |
| 00:03:30:13 | 00:03:37:13 | Chris [TBD] | there was an attempt I want to know how you snuck it on the audience members |
| 00:03:32:25 | 00:03:40:01 | Dave [Xeros] | it didn’t happen oh i mean that that whole |
| 00:03:38:22 | 00:03:42:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gosh |
| 00:03:40:09 | 00:03:47:16 | Dave [Xeros] | had been going on for months so it was just like yeah yeah well |
| 00:03:48:05 | 00:03:54:01 | Dave [Xeros] | i mean you know captain crunched as a character |
| 00:03:50:12 | 00:04:01:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he’s been thinking about it for months and |
| 00:03:55:25 | 00:04:04:27 | Dave [Xeros] | had been working that plan for a long time so so it Was just like the pinnacle of like I mean we just hit the denouement right |
| 00:04:00:10 | 00:04:12:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | did my just so I didn’t have any |
| 00:04:04:27 | 00:04:08:25 | Dave [Xeros] | of uh everything and broke the spell |
| 00:04:12:06 | 00:04:21:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | involvement in that right okay good thank you |
| 00:04:15:19 | 00:04:20:16 | Steve [GM] | Gypsy Jakins back for the finale |
| 00:04:21:12 | 00:04:27:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, but this thing is we’re going to go pick you up in the brothel where |
| 00:04:21:16 | 00:04:28:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i’m happy to be back oh my gosh |
| 00:04:22:17 | 00:04:32:08 | Chris [TBD] | you need to tell us where you’ve been or Dave |
| 00:04:30:04 | 00:04:33:13 | Steve [GM] | tell us what you’ve been doing or Dave tells you |
| 00:04:32:24 | 00:04:34:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Or I’m going to tell you what you’ve |
| 00:04:34:08 | 00:04:36:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I will tell you what I’ve been doing |
| 00:04:39:10 | 00:04:48:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | no here we go I got a falcon from the land below |
| 00:04:40:03 | 00:04:43:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna use my heart of retcon and retcon you |
| 00:04:42:18 | 00:04:43:08 | Chris [TBD] | oh |
| 00:04:48:05 | 00:04:55:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a message calling me home a tweet from a falgon |
| 00:04:56:17 | 00:05:06:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so I had to go back home i had a very sick great grandmother the wife of jay |
| 00:05:06:01 | 00:05:15:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | kins and i rushed home on her deathbed |
| 00:05:15:00 | 00:05:28:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | she bequeathed me her entire fortune so now i’m just a million her |
| 00:05:22:20 | 00:05:27:26 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s that’s really cool what was her what what was |
| 00:05:23:02 | 00:05:27:10 | Steve [GM] | Wow, but you deigned to come back to see today? |
| 00:05:28:17 | 00:05:33:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | name was cecilia jenkins |
| 00:05:34:16 | 00:05:46:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yes and her dying wish was for me to find i was never meant for that business um it was |
| 00:05:46:02 | 00:05:55:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | for her for me too find a group that i could trust so i am back with you guys because i think |
| 00:05:55:01 | 00:06:07:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | we can build that for us together except except for you uh i mean i have been gone So, I don’t know what’s been going on. |
| 00:06:00:24 | 00:06:02:23 | Chris [TBD] | you were with us the last three times |
| 00:06:06:09 | 00:06:10:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it basically took us three sessions to like get down the street is what happened |
| 00:06:10:07 | 00:06:11:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:11:23 | 00:06:14:02 | Chris [TBD] | part of it is |
| 00:06:12:28 | 00:06:16:02 | Steve [GM] | and part of it is because Xeros was blind. |
| 00:06:13:29 | 00:06:25:04 | Dave [Xeros] | eros um yeah i ran into walls and you did agree to the fact that your uh grandma’s name is madam whatever whatever it was which |
| 00:06:17:11 | 00:06:18:11 | Steve [GM] | That’s what I said. |
| 00:06:25:04 | 00:06:30:13 | Dave [Xeros] | means yeah madame cecilia jenkins which i mean you know what a madam is right |
| 00:06:34:22 | 00:06:40:27 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah well you know it’s it’s a proprietor of a of a brothel so |
| 00:06:34:24 | 00:06:40:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Nevermind Oh my |
| 00:06:42:01 | 00:06:43:19 | Steve [GM] | womp-womp sound real fast? |
| 00:06:42:21 | 00:06:43:17 | Chris [TBD] | oh |
| 00:06:44:05 | 00:06:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:46:11 | 00:06:50:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | She came from The Brothel but she doesn’t own it |
| 00:06:49:19 | 00:06:59:15 | Dave [Xeros] | okay well all right good yeah oh that that see that’s darker than what I brought up so I’m |
| 00:06:50:20 | 00:06:52:08 | Steve [GM] | how do you think she got her millions |
| 00:06:58:12 | 00:06:59:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So like maybe |
| 00:07:01:02 | 00:07:08:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Like I’m friends with people at the brothels but I don’t hang out there and do stuff there. I like grew up there as a child |
| 00:07:08:27 | 00:07:09:24 | Steve [GM] | doesn’t mean she |
| 00:07:11:01 | 00:07:13:16 | Steve [GM] | doesn’t sample the wares is what she’s saying |
| 00:07:13:17 | 00:07:13:25 | Dave [Xeros] | story |
| 00:07:13:21 | 00:07:14:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | That’s true. |
| 00:07:13:28 | 00:07:14:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | now, |
| 00:07:16:02 | 00:07:17:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I get shady there |
| 00:07:22:02 | 00:07:23:25 | Dave [Xeros] | she is |
| 00:07:23:16 | 00:07:27:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Shady could be shady spice. |
| 00:07:27:24 | 00:07:30:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh thank you |
| 00:07:28:25 | 00:07:32:02 | Steve [GM] | on the way out of the theater |
| 00:07:30:08 | 00:07:31:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Posh spice. |
| 00:07:32:11 | 00:07:33:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay we’re back |
| 00:07:33:28 | 00:07:35:07 | Steve [GM] | and we’re back |
| 00:07:36:13 | 00:07:44:23 | Steve [GM] | one thing that I neglected to mention is that having done such a phenomenal job bringing down the house with their incredible |
| 00:07:44:23 | 00:07:53:21 | Steve [GM] | All the laughter, all of the greatness Of Professor Payne finally confessing his true love |
| 00:07:53:21 | 00:07:57:13 | Steve [GM] | As well as his ability to build a house |
| 00:08:00:18 | 00:08:03:06 | Steve [GM] | The procreator Turgra |
| 00:08:05:13 | 00:08:12:05 | Steve [GM] | Awarded Eros with A new item called The Lying Liar |
| 00:08:05:27 | 00:08:10:02 | Chris [TBD] | an arrow switch by a new item |
| 00:08:12:17 | 00:08:17:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yes the lying liar would you like me to explain what the lying |
| 00:08:17:19 | 00:08:26:26 | Dave [Xeros] | liar does okay this item has one d4 charges per day restored via long rests uh and i need |
| 00:08:26:26 | 00:08:35:28 | Dave [Xeros] | plastic sorry guys the sonorus sonorous is that what it is okay the sonorous notes of |
| 00:08:34:10 | 00:08:34:26 | Chris [TBD] | Singing. |
| 00:08:35:28 | 00:08:42:01 | Dave [Xeros] | the lying liar will affect all creatures within a 30-foot sphere of influence excluding the user |
| 00:08:48:01 | 00:08:54:25 | Dave [Xeros] | throw or else they will consist consistently lie for the next hour a wisdom saving throw |
| 00:08:54:25 | 00:09:01:20 | Dave [Xeros] | will break the spell this only affects creatures capable of speech and are able to speak the same |
| 00:09:01:20 | 00:09:07:16 | Dave [Xeros] | language as the caster creatures who are affected do not become mind-controlled nor perceive |
| 00:09:09:29 | 00:09:21:22 | Dave [Xeros] | no nor receive reality in a new way they will not recognize that they feel i yeah they won’t feel compelled to answer a question any |
| 00:09:21:22 | 00:09:27:14 | Dave [Xeros] | differently. They become aware that they are lying after the spell has come to an end and it lasts for one hour. Sorry |
| 00:09:30:16 | 00:09:35:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | on The Liar that he’s trying to read alright |
| 00:09:34:02 | 00:09:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I was like in it wrapped around like the handle |
| 00:09:37:13 | 00:09:45:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, so the idea behind |
| 00:09:38:24 | 00:09:39:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh man |
| 00:09:43:16 | 00:09:46:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s that great, we were talking about it, I found it first. |
| 00:09:45:19 | 00:09:56:18 | Steve [GM] | The Lying Liar is that you’ve got… Basically it’s a way of forcing other creatures to tell lies |
| 00:09:56:18 | 00:09:58:11 | Steve [GM] | which is kind of a |
| 00:10:01:28 | 00:10:03:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Reverse zone of truth |
| 00:10:04:22 | 00:10:06:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Zone of lies |
| 00:10:06:10 | 00:10:09:14 | Steve [GM] | I am so happy to be here |
| 00:10:13:03 | 00:10:13:12 | Dave [Xeros] | All right. |
| 00:10:14:00 | 00:10:24:20 | Steve [GM] | but uh and the idea is that they when they answer in their mind while the spell is happening they feel like they are telling the truth but they aren’t that |
| 00:10:14:08 | 00:10:38:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | But the idea is that they, in their wallet, it feels like they’re |
| 00:10:25:07 | 00:10:26:29 | Steve [GM] | and then and then after the spell is |
| 00:10:25:28 | 00:10:32:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep this is like a common occurrence of my people who have not yet been converted |
| 00:10:32:15 | 00:10:42:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes they think like it feels true to them the things that they believe in but like just not no and that’s really hard for people |
| 00:10:46:08 | 00:10:50:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Or are they saying the exact opposite of what they would say if they’re telling you the truth? |
| 00:10:53:07 | 00:11:05:07 | Steve [GM] | it may or may not be opposite 100% um you know if they’re like do you love your mom well yeah no but they’re not |
| 00:11:05:07 | 00:11:10:28 | Steve [GM] | going to be like I despise the woman like not necessarily |
| 00:11:06:03 | 00:11:07:28 | Chris [TBD] | I just fight |
| 00:11:09:16 | 00:11:20:26 | Dave [Xeros] | So I want to ask the question of I want them to betray themselves, So for example, if I said hey, I’m playing The Lying Liar |
| 00:11:20:26 | 00:11:32:01 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re in front of your wife And I say Hey, do you love your wife? and you’d be like um not really that’s kind of like because they’re lying or |
| 00:11:32:01 | 00:11:41:26 | Dave [Xeros] | if they say yes i’m like oh yeah wow yeah and i’ll be like okay |
| 00:11:34:07 | 00:11:38:23 | Steve [GM] | yeah they’d be like oh absolutely I loved my wife and I would never cheat on her |
| 00:11:40:10 | 00:11:46:08 | Steve [GM] | yep and knowing you probably would start putting moves on life right there |
| 00:11:41:26 | 00:11:49:06 | Dave [Xeros] | no i would only do that after i had already done |
| 00:11:49:06 | 00:12:09:09 | Dave [Xeros] | and just to prove to her luck he doesn’t care about you anyway so the fellowship |
| 00:11:56:23 | 00:12:08:10 | Steve [GM] | that’s The Lying Liar um we uh the crew not the crew sorry that’s political our companionship here |
| 00:12:03:18 | 00:12:09:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Thank you. |
| 00:12:08:10 | 00:12:17:28 | Steve [GM] | our fellowship had after an exhausting day of shopping and entertaining people have returned to the blackguard inn |
| 00:12:19:29 | 00:12:27:25 | Steve [GM] | while there a familiar face pops up in the form |
| 00:12:21:28 | 00:12:25:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | have a familiar |
| 00:12:27:14 | 00:12:32:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Hello everyone! |
| 00:12:30:06 | 00:12:37:01 | Chris [TBD] | No, I would… Zach, where have you been? |
| 00:12:33:14 | 00:12:34:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | What’s up? |
| 00:12:36:15 | 00:12:45:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | how come we know you? Were you just being |
| 00:12:40:24 | 00:12:44:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Was she missing? Was she messing? Like, I didn’t even notice she was gone. |
| 00:12:47:05 | 00:12:53:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’ve been just sneaking behind all of you No. Uh, my grandmother was sick Wait, grandmother I had to go back |
| 00:12:53:27 | 00:12:54:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to start playing |
| 00:12:54:03 | 00:12:54:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And now I’m back |
| 00:12:56:18 | 00:12:57:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s not lying! |
| 00:12:58:12 | 00:13:00:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | wait the rest of us are still around though |
| 00:12:59:06 | 00:13:06:09 | Steve [GM] | gets she gets to roll against it like all of you would have to do a is it was |
| 00:13:00:29 | 00:13:02:26 | Brin [Basil] | did he know he’s accidentally cast it |
| 00:13:06:17 | 00:13:07:26 | Chris [TBD] | I… |
| 00:13:08:10 | 00:13:09:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Wait, you’re really doing it? |
| 00:13:10:26 | 00:13:11:24 | Brin [Basil] | yeah |
| 00:13:11:03 | 00:13:11:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, |
| 00:13:14:29 | 00:13:22:02 | Steve [GM] | is why we never get anywhere yeah uh |
| 00:13:15:24 | 00:13:17:09 | Chris [TBD] | I know, I know. |
| 00:13:24:16 | 00:13:25:18 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s a saving throw |
| 00:13:26:15 | 00:13:26:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 14 |
| 00:13:30:21 | 00:13:31:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Does that mean I lost? |
| 00:13:32:08 | 00:13:32:18 | Dave [Xeros] | you lost. |
| 00:13:33:22 | 00:13:37:22 | Dave [Xeros] | you lost one hour |
| 00:13:35:07 | 00:13:36:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | How long does this last for? |
| 00:13:36:09 | 00:13:37:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | please don’t ask me questions |
| 00:13:38:06 | 00:13:38:15 | Chris [TBD] | five. |
| 00:13:39:19 | 00:13:41:01 | Dave [Xeros] | one hour |
| 00:13:42:11 | 00:13:43:06 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:13:44:16 | 00:13:47:20 | Dave [Xeros] | no I just want Jenkins to tell us the story of what she did |
| 00:13:46:20 | 00:13:48:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can the rest |
| 00:13:49:28 | 00:13:51:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | each other questions while this is happening, Steve? |
| 00:13:54:25 | 00:13:55:18 | Dave [Xeros] | okay man |
| 00:13:56:15 | 00:14:06:25 | Steve [GM] | So all of you failed your wisdom saving rolls. You didn’t notice The sonorous sound Of this lying liar kick in As Jakins begins to |
| 00:13:58:04 | 00:13:59:13 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, we all failed. |
| 00:14:08:00 | 00:14:10:13 | Steve [GM] | To tell Her story |
| 00:14:11:14 | 00:14:12:01 | Steve [GM] | Which |
| 00:14:13:18 | 00:14:15:15 | Steve [GM] | Is laced with lies |
| 00:14:17:06 | 00:14:22:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I didn’t really realize you were not but at the same time did you miss being around us |
| 00:14:25:24 | 00:14:29:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you yes i missed you everyone else |
| 00:14:26:04 | 00:14:30:21 | Brin [Basil] | oh come on |
| 00:14:34:20 | 00:14:35:06 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, |
| 00:14:37:10 | 00:14:38:23 | Chris [TBD] | I never lip sync. |
| 00:14:38:01 | 00:14:47:29 | Dave [Xeros] | okay wow um so uh so where were you at like |
| 00:14:39:29 | 00:14:41:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:14:40:19 | 00:14:41:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:14:48:07 | 00:14:59:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I got a tweet and I went and saved my dying was on the deathbed by my great-grandmother Madame Cecilia. That’s where it was. |
| 00:14:58:26 | 00:15:08:07 | Dave [Xeros] | so yep telling the truth 100 percent okay great does anyone else have any questions |
| 00:15:08:07 | 00:15:15:14 | Dave [Xeros] | she’s lying yeah so um hey falclaw so i’m just wondering do |
| 00:15:16:29 | 00:15:18:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:15:21:00 | 00:15:26:08 | Dave [Xeros] | all the things that idios has taught you or there’s something here and there that you haven’t |
| 00:15:21:11 | 00:15:22:13 | Chris [TBD] | What was that called? |
| 00:15:26:08 | 00:15:37:11 | Dave [Xeros] | really zeroed in on yet you have doubts do you have doubt this |
| 00:15:29:27 | 00:15:37:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh there’s like a two percent help i haven’t realized that till this point my |
| 00:15:35:25 | 00:15:39:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:15:38:12 | 00:15:39:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:15:41:07 | 00:15:51:17 | Steve [GM] | the owl eyes yeah oh uh roll your 1d4 to see how many charges uh because you’re at |
| 00:15:43:08 | 00:15:54:11 | Brin [Basil] | that chart |
| 00:15:45:08 | 00:15:47:26 | Dave [Xeros] | just great okay i just wanted |
| 00:15:52:28 | 00:15:56:24 | Steve [GM] | so that chart like one left or you you rolled a one |
| 00:15:56:28 | 00:16:05:19 | Dave [Xeros] | just one uh -huh well you know this this isn’t really today um this is |
| 00:15:58:03 | 00:15:59:18 | Steve [GM] | So you used the one charge for |
| 00:16:05:19 | 00:16:15:21 | Dave [Xeros] | me receiving it so because we still have to rest from from the the play so yeah just right before |
| 00:16:09:12 | 00:16:10:00 | Steve [GM] | Yep. |
| 00:16:13:23 | 00:16:14:22 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:14:02 | 00:16:15:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:17:11 | 00:16:27:08 | Steve [GM] | Alright, I’ll let… You got your trial run. Okay, so you have one charge on that for this upcoming day. |
| 00:16:20:05 | 00:16:29:27 | Dave [Xeros] | okay for the following day make |
| 00:16:28:11 | 00:16:30:26 | Steve [GM] | Use it wisely. Yeah. |
| 00:16:29:27 | 00:16:36:08 | Dave [Xeros] | it count well that’s just for tomorrow |
| 00:16:34:01 | 00:16:41:18 | Chris [TBD] | because in the wrong hands this could get very dangerous and i do believe they are already in the wrong hands |
| 00:16:34:07 | 00:16:34:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:37:03 | 00:16:44:16 | Steve [GM] | is TBD saying that or |
| 00:16:37:04 | 00:16:44:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That just means someone has to take it from him. |
| 00:16:44:19 | 00:16:54:28 | Chris [TBD] | it did sound like TBD didn’t it that’s true |
| 00:16:49:01 | 00:16:54:28 | Steve [GM] | if you were affected then TBD would be like this was the best thing that could ever be given to him |
| 00:16:58:13 | 00:16:59:10 | Dave [Xeros] | you want to play it for. |
| 00:16:59:01 | 00:17:00:16 | Steve [GM] | for what it’s worth |
| 00:17:01:26 | 00:17:08:23 | Steve [GM] | Nordal rolled an 18 so he just kind of chilled in his shell and watched you guys wax like |
| 00:17:10:04 | 00:17:13:05 | Steve [GM] | bombastically or whatever you just start weaving your lies and he’s |
| 00:17:13:05 | 00:17:22:08 | Steve [GM] | like okay so |
| 00:17:20:03 | 00:17:21:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I need to recharge this thing. |
| 00:17:21:10 | 00:17:22:24 | Brin [Basil] | you |
| 00:17:22:10 | 00:17:23:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | we |
| 00:17:27:15 | 00:17:38:25 | Steve [GM] | if we look at our map we have basically explored the majority of the places uh, you got some information that you needed |
| 00:17:38:25 | 00:17:44:27 | Steve [GM] | so that you could get into The Ascendant’s library um, and that’s kind of like our current focus |
| 00:17:45:14 | 00:17:46:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Wasn’t there a reason why we had |
| 00:17:50:01 | 00:17:57:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m sorry, trying to remember. We asked who has something specific and it was the chick with the skin hats? |
| 00:17:58:25 | 00:17:59:08 | Dave [Xeros] | No. |
| 00:18:06:11 | 00:18:12:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just remembering that we had said That we talked to someone And they said, oh yeah You can buy that at this |
| 00:18:16:29 | 00:18:22:07 | Chris [TBD] | Use it to influence and persuade the crew they like it. We just don’t know where we need to go to winery. |
| 00:18:19:27 | 00:18:23:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh That was G right? |
| 00:18:23:15 | 00:18:26:20 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I think G was where the weapon store was. |
| 00:18:27:20 | 00:18:34:27 | Steve [GM] | pull up my key uh the finery and winery is jay which |
| 00:18:31:17 | 00:18:37:15 | Chris [TBD] | Close to where we need you to go maybe. |
| 00:18:38:25 | 00:18:44:11 | Steve [GM] | you’re in the southern part near the lower gates and you just have to head basically straight north |
| 00:18:44:11 | 00:18:51:06 | Steve [GM] | into the high spire to get to the wine store so you where you haven’t been |
| 00:18:52:23 | 00:19:02:17 | Steve [GM] | It is in kind of the same neighborhood as the blacksmith who is working on some special armaments, so you may want to swing by. |
| 00:19:02:09 | 00:19:11:22 | Brin [Basil] | oh dang |
| 00:19:02:19 | 00:19:03:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh |
| 00:19:03:01 | 00:19:13:22 | Steve [GM] | Who knows how fast he works? Maybe maybe he’s done. Maybe he was able to use his school printer and get a black and white copy of the weapon printed out. You never know. |
| 00:19:11:22 | 00:19:22:16 | Brin [Basil] | hey guys let’s stop let’s let’s stop by the blacksmith because my knuckles might be done |
| 00:19:14:22 | 00:19:15:28 | Steve [GM] | You never no. |
| 00:19:17:25 | 00:19:18:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | company resources |
| 00:19:24:27 | 00:19:34:20 | Steve [GM] | All right. So morning comes. you all have uh rested which means i don’t think any there’s like been spell slots or anything |
| 00:19:34:20 | 00:19:41:23 | Steve [GM] | really so all of those come back to their normal we’ve got the full party here for the first time |
| 00:19:41:23 | 00:19:49:08 | Steve [GM] | in a while um and so you start marching through the city and of course that is again a very |
| 00:19:50:00 | 00:20:00:27 | Steve [GM] | odd entourage so as we’ve done in the past uh you need to do a roll to see if there’s any suspicion that’s drawn to your odd little group here. |
| 00:20:00:25 | 00:20:02:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | added to that |
| 00:20:05:06 | 00:20:15:03 | Steve [GM] | you’re going to use, it can be a deception or a performance or if there’s some other thing that you think you can do that kind of fits in with the idea let me know |
| 00:20:15:03 | 00:20:17:09 | Steve [GM] | and we can maybe roll on that one instead. |
| 00:20:19:15 | 00:20:27:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So, like they’re going to be walking together and I’m kind of jumping from roof It’s a root. |
| 00:20:27:12 | 00:20:28:22 | Steve [GM] | Oh! On The Roof |
| 00:20:28:20 | 00:20:32:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, yeah, like they’re walking together and I’m scouting up on the roots. |
| 00:20:29:22 | 00:20:35:22 | Brin [Basil] | i got an eight |
| 00:20:36:20 | 00:20:38:23 | Steve [GM] | is he singing his own theme song |
| 00:20:42:06 | 00:20:51:13 | Brin [Basil] | so we don’t look like a group will that give us any plus |
| 00:20:43:05 | 00:20:45:09 | Chris [TBD] | maybe we should just stagger ourselves |
| 00:20:47:20 | 00:20:48:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah |
| 00:20:48:29 | 00:20:49:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’ll go up on their roots. |
| 00:20:50:15 | 00:20:54:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are we more suspicious |
| 00:20:54:23 | 00:21:00:25 | Dave [Xeros] | back and take my seven-tailed cat whip and just go down the street. |
| 00:20:55:01 | 00:20:55:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:21:01:08 | 00:21:01:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:21:01:13 | 00:21:01:29 | Steve [GM] | that |
| 00:21:02:14 | 00:21:04:05 | Brin [Basil] | and spank |
| 00:21:03:04 | 00:21:04:19 | Steve [GM] | you’re going to be rolling at disadvantage |
| 00:21:06:17 | 00:21:09:20 | Steve [GM] | oh yeah, that’s right Nordle has a pope hat now |
| 00:21:10:07 | 00:21:12:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Is he converted or just likes to wear the hat? |
| 00:21:12:11 | 00:21:13:09 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 00:21:14:12 | 00:21:20:05 | Steve [GM] | have some sort of magical ability that no one has been able to figure out yet because I was busy printing out |
| 00:21:20:05 | 00:21:31:20 | Steve [GM] | other things with the school computer yep yep charm person right okay so um let’s go ahead |
| 00:21:27:14 | 00:21:28:02 | Chris [TBD] | Yep, yep. |
| 00:21:31:20 | 00:21:43:08 | Steve [GM] | and give you guys if you’re gonna stagger give yourself plus two to your roll 19 |
| 00:21:32:25 | 00:21:42:16 | Brin [Basil] | a whopping 10 y’all or can I roll again dang it |
| 00:21:45:02 | 00:21:48:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. 9, 10, 11… |
| 00:21:48:09 | 00:21:49:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:21:51:29 | 00:21:52:28 | Brin [Basil] | it’s efficient |
| 00:21:53:02 | 00:21:55:07 | Dave [Xeros] | You have a zero for deception? |
| 00:21:57:22 | 00:22:05:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | boots? Oh, then I’m good because I did Deception but if you’re letting me do Stealth I have plus 8 so I’m |
| 00:22:03:27 | 00:22:05:23 | Brin [Basil] | I know mine is only a plus one too |
| 00:22:05:28 | 00:22:13:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | good. There’s |
| 00:22:08:25 | 00:22:09:13 | Chris [TBD] | 17 |
| 00:22:09:17 | 00:22:19:29 | Steve [GM] | okay so uh something about a an extremely excited rabbit going to get her knuckle dusters |
| 00:22:19:29 | 00:22:28:10 | Steve [GM] | kind of draws a little bit of attention yeah uh along with an owl who um seems to be having some |
| 00:22:20:03 | 00:22:23:08 | Brin [Basil] | and i’m skipping i can’t help myself but i’m skipping |
| 00:22:28:10 | 00:22:39:26 | Steve [GM] | sort of crisis of faith just like there’s just some internal conflict it’s not no it’s it’s a two percent it but it’s it’s there and that’s that’s a little disconcerting and so he’s looking |
| 00:22:28:21 | 00:22:30:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | just like this |
| 00:22:32:13 | 00:22:42:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a little baggy |
| 00:22:33:28 | 00:22:34:23 | Dave [Xeros] | crisis of faith |
| 00:22:34:26 | 00:22:35:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:22:38:03 | 00:22:39:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yeah |
| 00:22:39:01 | 00:22:40:02 | Chris [TBD] | A slight! |
| 00:22:39:26 | 00:22:46:29 | Steve [GM] | just a little yeah yeah like that. He spent the whole night up I’m an owl this shouldn’t matter |
| 00:22:41:14 | 00:22:43:05 | Brin [Basil] | it makes his eyes |
| 00:22:44:19 | 00:22:45:18 | Brin [Basil] | he looks like |
| 00:22:44:24 | 00:22:46:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:22:46:29 | 00:22:57:04 | Steve [GM] | but here I am all right so uh suspicion dice I’m rolling it up eight so you have two dice in your |
| 00:22:48:22 | 00:22:50:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so much for the long rest |
| 00:23:03:01 | 00:23:03:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | or walking down the street |
| 00:23:09:26 | 00:23:10:20 | Brin [Basil] | i’m gonna be upset |
| 00:23:13:14 | 00:23:25:05 | Steve [GM] | odd is no i’m just rolling to be six it’s an even so yeah some people notice you and uh so although a couple of people kind of give you weird looks because it is such that that weird menagerie |
| 00:23:18:04 | 00:23:33:24 | Chris [TBD] | That was her character. |
| 00:23:25:05 | 00:23:29:17 | Steve [GM] | of half animal creatures. A couple were like |
| 00:23:29:20 | 00:23:31:01 | Brin [Basil] | feeling moist guys |
| 00:23:35:15 | 00:23:36:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:37:19 | 00:23:42:19 | Chris [TBD] | let’s clarify something real quick back up a step bigger picture |
| 00:23:37:29 | 00:23:39:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s some context here |
| 00:23:39:20 | 00:23:41:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:44:19 | 00:23:45:14 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not going to say it. |
| 00:23:48:17 | 00:23:56:27 | Steve [GM] | but TBD assumes that someone who’s actually just looking at some paperwork |
| 00:23:57:08 | 00:24:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:24:00:02 | 00:24:02:29 | Steve [GM] | and they stop to run some numbers |
| 00:24:06:27 | 00:24:13:08 | Chris [TBD] | no problem I rip it out of his hand and I just write my name huge all over the piece of paper and hand it back to him deke |
| 00:24:11:18 | 00:24:12:04 | Brin [Basil] | Deke. |
| 00:24:14:15 | 00:24:17:01 | Brin [Basil] | A huge big deek. |
| 00:24:16:22 | 00:24:19:19 | Dave [Xeros] | with a three humped mountain |
| 00:24:19:16 | 00:24:21:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:24:22:20 | 00:24:23:23 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s where I live. |
| 00:24:26:09 | 00:24:27:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | someone stop him |
| 00:24:29:16 | 00:24:33:02 | Brin [Basil] | You don’t even have to have a quill because PP provides his own. |
| 00:24:32:15 | 00:24:38:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh man i’m like missing another feather out of my wing |
| 00:24:33:00 | 00:24:33:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Exactly. |
| 00:24:37:11 | 00:24:48:05 | Steve [GM] | how does this keep happening all right so you make it through i you arrive at um stabby mcstabbers stabbing emporium |
| 00:24:38:02 | 00:24:38:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:24:53:02 | 00:24:54:25 | Brin [Basil] | My Bigfoot, I kicked it over. |
| 00:24:55:12 | 00:24:57:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Can someone roll a d7 for me real quick? |
| 00:24:58:16 | 00:25:05:19 | Dave [Xeros] | D8, it’s an 8. |
| 00:25:00:06 | 00:25:05:04 | Steve [GM] | right that’s it that’s a d10 but it’s still an eight so |
| 00:25:17:00 | 00:25:26:16 | Dave [Xeros] | That would be the Wrathful Dwarven Whiskey It’s spiked with goji leaves Cockiness and boastfulness For the next 24 hours |
| 00:25:27:29 | 00:25:29:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, I know |
| 00:25:33:09 | 00:25:44:08 | Dave [Xeros] | It gives resistance to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage. Advantage on strength throws and saving throws. But only for 1d6 hours. So I’ll pull that real quick. |
| 00:25:45:23 | 00:25:50:09 | Steve [GM] | so the door gets kicked open and that’s the best |
| 00:25:54:29 | 00:25:59:26 | Brin [Basil] | um yeah sure yeah that’s true um hold on i already forgot his name what was it again |
| 00:26:02:11 | 00:26:07:20 | Brin [Basil] | did we even ask that i feel like they didn’t write that down lyle lyle how you doing man |
| 00:26:07:15 | 00:26:08:27 | Steve [GM] | Lyle McStabby |
| 00:26:08:20 | 00:26:09:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 00:26:10:14 | 00:26:10:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Alright. |
| 00:26:11:00 | 00:26:16:28 | Brin [Basil] | hey listen listen i know i was weird just in here but i just wanted to check get the status |
| 00:26:16:28 | 00:26:25:02 | Brin [Basil] | on those knuckles how you doing yeah |
| 00:26:19:20 | 00:26:21:23 | Steve [GM] | I figured you would be here |
| 00:26:25:02 | 00:26:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | mm -hmm you feel that yes hand |
| 00:26:25:16 | 00:26:34:23 | Steve [GM] | And to be honest it was a great job I really was excited for it So here you go my friend and your Veilstone Knuckles. |
| 00:26:33:20 | 00:26:45:19 | Brin [Basil] | them over okay veilstone |
| 00:26:36:28 | 00:26:38:14 | Steve [GM] | All right, here you go. |
| 00:26:40:15 | 00:26:42:29 | Steve [GM] | You can go ahead and read what those do. |
| 00:26:45:19 | 00:26:54:07 | Brin [Basil] | knuckles requires attunement there are two modes blunt and piercing blunt any unarmed attacks gain |
| 00:26:54:07 | 00:27:00:11 | Brin [Basil] | plus one to damage and attack rolls if it successfully hits the target creature is pushed |
| 00:27:00:11 | 00:27:07:05 | Brin [Basil] | back 1d10 feet it’s super awesome okay piercing and that’s totally because the bell stone song |
| 00:27:07:25 | 00:27:12:24 | Brin [Basil] | heck yeah okay piercing any unarmed attacks gain plus one to damage |
| 00:27:13:20 | 00:27:20:05 | Brin [Basil] | plus end plus one d6 piercing damage on critical hit the target creature is pushed |
| 00:27:20:05 | 00:27:29:18 | Brin [Basil] | back 2d 10 feet stunned and knocked prone that’s freaking awesome yes |
| 00:27:33:13 | 00:27:43:10 | Steve [GM] | if you do hit someone and they are positioned in such a way that they hit something they take essentially falling damage which is 1d6 per 10 feet |
| 00:27:41:28 | 00:27:52:03 | Brin [Basil] | okay that is so cool okay okay so I instantly take off the knuckles that I |
| 00:27:43:29 | 00:27:48:20 | Steve [GM] | so you could even deal just a little extra damage if you hit them hard enough |
| 00:27:52:03 | 00:27:56:01 | Brin [Basil] | have on put in my bag and put these on and I’m like looking in the mirror |
| 00:27:56:29 | 00:27:57:15 | Steve [GM] | Arr! |
| 00:27:58:13 | 00:28:01:18 | Brin [Basil] | I’m stroking my ears okay |
| 00:28:01:19 | 00:28:13:12 | Steve [GM] | All right, and so yeah, they’re knuckles but if you speak a magic word the password essentially you can decide what word that is They’ll basically like Wolverine snicked out |
| 00:28:13:12 | 00:28:15:20 | Steve [GM] | to turn into the spikes |
| 00:28:17:24 | 00:28:26:00 | Steve [GM] | That’s a bonus action To do that You can have them in or out whichever one But you just use a bonus Action to switch with your Magic Word |
| 00:28:25:04 | 00:28:27:01 | Brin [Basil] | so I gotta come with that |
| 00:28:27:22 | 00:28:28:20 | Dave [Xeros] | for you to put them away? |
| 00:28:28:14 | 00:28:30:11 | Brin [Basil] | no absolutely not |
| 00:28:32:19 | 00:28:35:08 | Chris [TBD] | What she’s saying is they’re never going to be put away. |
| 00:28:32:21 | 00:28:33:20 | Brin [Basil] | what should |
| 00:28:36:02 | 00:28:37:08 | Brin [Basil] | I like that |
| 00:28:37:21 | 00:28:38:09 | Chris [TBD] | shing |
| 00:28:42:23 | 00:28:43:12 | Brin [Basil] | meow |
| 00:28:43:26 | 00:28:53:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m like i like like like she looks really cool with these claws and stuff uh can i just |
| 00:28:44:22 | 00:28:47:25 | Brin [Basil] | like that would that just be it |
| 00:28:51:13 | 00:28:58:07 | Brin [Basil] | yeah i am a rabbit the talons |
| 00:28:53:11 | 00:29:01:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | quickly get my claws sharpened while we’re here stabbing it’s just like i have my talent i have hands if i need to remind everybody i had hands |
| 00:29:01:08 | 00:29:02:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:01:08 | 00:29:02:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:01:19 | 00:29:09:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but i also have talons on my feet for a little like you know plus two or something in my attack |
| 00:29:06:29 | 00:29:09:25 | Brin [Basil] | he starts like foot pedaling his stone and holding your foot |
| 00:29:09:23 | 00:29:13:06 | Chris [TBD] | maybe dipped in some sort of metal alloy or something |
| 00:29:12:20 | 00:29:13:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Alright? |
| 00:29:13:04 | 00:29:13:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:15:01 | 00:29:22:00 | Steve [GM] | all right um this is an odd request so uh stabby mcstabbers is going to be charging you |
| 00:29:20:04 | 00:29:29:25 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s delicate |
| 00:29:23:21 | 00:29:29:12 | Steve [GM] | yeah well not he’s not used to them being attached to people and that’s too |
| 00:29:24:09 | 00:29:25:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:29:25 | 00:29:37:01 | Dave [Xeros] | work why are you here yeah |
| 00:29:31:11 | 00:29:31:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:31:29 | 00:29:32:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:35:08 | 00:29:42:06 | Steve [GM] | 26 uh 26 gold pieces to get a little little sharpening |
| 00:29:45:08 | 00:30:07:21 | Brin [Basil] | instead of |
| 00:29:45:15 | 00:29:46:22 | Steve [GM] | You’re not sorry at all. |
| 00:29:45:18 | 00:29:46:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to… |
| 00:29:49:12 | 00:30:00:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | when he was throwing a bunch of gold in the fire last night all the coins that like ricocheted out so I have 25 and then I just need a little bit of help |
| 00:30:04:29 | 00:30:07:22 | Steve [GM] | this guy? The one with all of the stabbing weapons? |
| 00:30:05:04 | 00:30:11:24 | Chris [TBD] | One gold coin |
| 00:30:07:21 | 00:30:19:12 | Brin [Basil] | casting a spell could you just like give him real money. Like, could you just give him Just buy him two gold coins |
| 00:30:08:12 | 00:30:11:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Let’s just throw in the extra gold point. I was gonna… |
| 00:30:19:02 | 00:30:24:25 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna have to subtract a gold piece off of my… Let’s see how much this puts it down. |
| 00:30:29:24 | 00:30:32:10 | Dave [Xeros] | 2,239 gold points. |
| 00:30:32:27 | 00:30:33:18 | Brin [Basil] | poor baby |
| 00:30:37:04 | 00:30:41:05 | Dave [Xeros] | No, 12,069 gold pieces. |
| 00:30:47:16 | 00:30:54:19 | Dave [Xeros] | so it’s like a big kangaroo pocket So it doesn’t matter what pocket goes into at all just kind of rolls to the center |
| 00:30:55:20 | 00:30:57:14 | Brin [Basil] | just rests right under his |
| 00:30:56:26 | 00:30:57:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 00:30:59:12 | 00:31:00:27 | Brin [Basil] | Anyways, we should get going |
| 00:31:01:28 | 00:31:04:12 | Chris [TBD] | As far as The effects are |
| 00:31:03:14 | 00:31:05:14 | Steve [GM] | the effect on your talons |
| 00:31:07:08 | 00:31:16:27 | Steve [GM] | we’ll say that for an unarmed strike you can have uh it gives an additional plus 1d4 piercing damage |
| 00:31:19:28 | 00:31:22:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’t need to sharpen mine. |
| 00:31:21:03 | 00:31:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | So if we run into some raw adamantine ore could we melt it down and have his talons coated in adamantine? |
| 00:31:29:17 | 00:31:33:16 | Steve [GM] | would probably need to be knocked unconscious and put in a bat |
| 00:31:36:10 | 00:31:43:01 | Chris [TBD] | It might cause him |
| 00:31:36:11 | 00:31:39:14 | Steve [GM] | So, you know, that’s something… We’ll just put that in a maybe pile for now. |
| 00:31:38:17 | 00:31:50:01 | Dave [Xeros] | okay we’re looking for adamantine and a vat he no longer is attending church at that point |
| 00:31:44:10 | 00:31:45:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | We are… |
| 00:31:45:22 | 00:31:47:04 | Steve [GM] | What so was we? |
| 00:31:47:02 | 00:31:47:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | We? |
| 00:31:48:29 | 00:31:50:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:51:28 | 00:31:58:01 | Steve [GM] | So your little shopping trip done. You head over to the winery and finery |
| 00:31:59:29 | 00:32:03:15 | Steve [GM] | where you have a… |
| 00:32:05:11 | 00:32:16:12 | Steve [GM] | This is a kenku, which is like a raven who’s standing behind the counter and organizing lots of wine bottles, as you would imagine in a place like this. |
| 00:32:16:18 | 00:32:27:08 | Steve [GM] | There’s also a small area kind of on just outside a little porch, as it were, a patio and there are small seats there where different creatures |
| 00:32:27:08 | 00:32:35:21 | Steve [GM] | are enjoying a meal. It’s pretty relaxed but it was a pretty relaxed atmosphere |
| 00:32:32:21 | 00:32:34:08 | Chris [TBD] | it’s pretty relaxing |
| 00:32:35:05 | 00:32:36:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | At the pier… |
| 00:32:35:21 | 00:32:42:29 | Steve [GM] | here, and there’s plenty of stuff to look at as far as drinks are concerned. |
| 00:32:48:08 | 00:32:59:25 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m here I’m here for the cheese and maybe some spice wine I’m sorry, it wasn’t boastful enough. Hey bird that’s black and eat some wine |
| 00:32:59:25 | 00:33:00:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and some cheese |
| 00:33:02:05 | 00:33:05:04 | Steve [GM] | The Kenku turns to you and goes, all right! |
| 00:33:06:07 | 00:33:08:19 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s one of these again Okay |
| 00:33:08:01 | 00:33:08:20 | Chris [TBD] | Black. |
| 00:33:12:16 | 00:33:16:25 | Steve [GM] | The cat flutters over. You want some wine and cheese? |
| 00:33:18:20 | 00:33:20:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t even know how I want to talk to this thing |
| 00:33:21:23 | 00:33:22:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes |
| 00:33:23:29 | 00:33:24:27 | Chris [TBD] | cheese again, please. |
| 00:33:24:27 | 00:33:25:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay |
| 00:33:27:02 | 00:33:28:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Please |
| 00:33:27:05 | 00:33:27:14 | Chris [TBD] | No! |
| 00:33:30:21 | 00:33:31:13 | Steve [GM] | All right! |
| 00:33:30:29 | 00:33:31:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 00:33:33:21 | 00:33:43:22 | Steve [GM] | So she starts to, and she pulls out four or five different bottles and starts describing at length the pedigree of each one. |
| 00:33:44:01 | 00:33:51:15 | Steve [GM] | The different subtle flavors that you can get depending on which vintage, which year. Describing prices |
| 00:33:51:15 | 00:33:59:03 | Steve [GM] | And just launches into her full-scale salesman pitch as nice as he’s just dead. |
| 00:33:56:18 | 00:33:57:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Let’s hear it |
| 00:34:00:25 | 00:34:02:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Do you see that meta |
| 00:34:02:14 | 00:34:04:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | She just did. |
| 00:34:04:00 | 00:34:12:21 | Dave [Xeros] | um okay i mean does anyone else i’ve had a little bit of a drink this morning but i can always have some more um is anyone else gonna you know hit |
| 00:34:12:21 | 00:34:20:18 | Dave [Xeros] | with me or uh all right yeah but this is the thing you gotta make sure that it tastes good |
| 00:34:15:17 | 00:34:17:14 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, do it. |
| 00:34:16:09 | 00:34:17:29 | Chris [TBD] | You just want to take the wine. |
| 00:34:16:21 | 00:34:18:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to somewhere |
| 00:34:19:17 | 00:34:22:11 | Brin [Basil] | They probably have We could take a couple swigs. |
| 00:34:21:25 | 00:34:24:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah let’s do this let’s |
| 00:34:23:23 | 00:34:24:22 | Brin [Basil] | Nothing crazy. |
| 00:34:26:10 | 00:34:28:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what we have a mission here |
| 00:34:28:17 | 00:34:40:08 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m pretty sure i could find some bread and i can mix it with you with the wine and you can totally go all in yes i |
| 00:34:37:19 | 00:34:48:23 | Chris [TBD] | What have you |
| 00:34:38:25 | 00:34:45:28 | Steve [GM] | really i could perhaps help with this adjusts the |
| 00:34:40:08 | 00:34:47:03 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yes the the pope hat yep |
| 00:34:48:23 | 00:34:54:16 | Chris [TBD] | become? |
| 00:34:49:17 | 00:34:50:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’ll do it |
| 00:34:52:14 | 00:34:53:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | alright |
| 00:34:54:20 | 00:35:06:02 | Brin [Basil] | that two percent turns into four with every shot glass yeah we’re just |
| 00:34:56:02 | 00:34:57:22 | Chris [TBD] | Go look at yourself in the mirror. |
| 00:35:03:02 | 00:35:04:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like the smallest chocolate |
| 00:35:06:02 | 00:35:27:04 | Brin [Basil] | yeah you turn your head sideways and you wake out this way i got |
| 00:35:09:23 | 00:35:20:01 | Steve [GM] | right so uh anyone who’s gonna try the wine uh you do a constitution saving throw to see if you get drunk uh eros you get uh advantage because you have a very high alcohol |
| 00:35:20:01 | 00:35:29:27 | Steve [GM] | tolerance oh you didn’t drink okay not |
| 00:35:29:17 | 00:35:34:21 | Brin [Basil] | shot glasses please with wine come on |
| 00:35:35:07 | 00:35:35:28 | Dave [Xeros] | to my nat 20 |
| 00:35:38:10 | 00:35:46:08 | Steve [GM] | mean it’s a constitution saving throw so whatever your phone is do you need to no now you’re fine it’s it’s the same |
| 00:35:43:12 | 00:35:48:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You shouldn’t give in |
| 00:35:43:13 | 00:35:56:16 | Brin [Basil] | it’s even |
| 00:35:53:13 | 00:35:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:35:56:16 | 00:36:04:10 | Brin [Basil] | worse than i imagined |
| 00:35:59:08 | 00:36:00:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and I get a six |
| 00:36:03:02 | 00:36:04:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Wow, the tiniest, |
| 00:36:04:10 | 00:36:11:01 | Brin [Basil] | it’s because you have bird bones |
| 00:36:05:16 | 00:36:06:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | and you’re drunk. |
| 00:36:08:13 | 00:36:10:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this is a new experience |
| 00:36:12:11 | 00:36:13:17 | Brin [Basil] | 20 pounds |
| 00:36:13:25 | 00:36:21:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | lightweight he’s literally literally a lightweight okay in |
| 00:36:17:26 | 00:36:20:03 | Brin [Basil] | just spills bone marrow inside |
| 00:36:19:14 | 00:36:22:07 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so we he just tried one vintage right |
| 00:36:23:16 | 00:36:32:26 | Steve [GM] | has oh i rolled a six for the next six hours you’re at disadvantage um in an hour you can do another con saving throw to see if you can kind of shake it off a little bit faster but |
| 00:36:25:23 | 00:36:27:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, no. |
| 00:36:26:24 | 00:36:28:05 | Brin [Basil] | oh gosh |
| 00:36:31:20 | 00:36:33:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:36:32:26 | 00:36:36:08 | Steve [GM] | otherwise you’re At Disadvantage. The world is spinning! |
| 00:36:35:15 | 00:36:46:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | hours uh whoa who’s talking |
| 00:36:36:15 | 00:36:40:24 | Brin [Basil] | you have made a huge mistake let’s just go all in |
| 00:36:37:20 | 00:36:42:03 | Dave [Xeros] | all in um hey that was a good one the |
| 00:36:43:14 | 00:36:44:11 | Steve [GM] | spinning around |
| 00:36:44:13 | 00:36:45:23 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s like five more |
| 00:36:46:16 | 00:36:58:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | who is talking who i i’m |
| 00:36:47:11 | 00:36:49:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:36:47:18 | 00:36:54:00 | Dave [Xeros] | more you can take the sacrament five times today can we do it good i’ll offer him up |
| 00:36:56:08 | 00:36:58:02 | Brin [Basil] | I’ll have whatever he’s having |
| 00:36:58:02 | 00:37:01:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gonna i’m going to try another one i’m not trying another |
| 00:37:00:05 | 00:37:01:12 | Brin [Basil] | ow |
| 00:37:01:05 | 00:37:10:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | one in hopes of this other one like countering the effect the first do |
| 00:37:04:26 | 00:37:15:08 | Dave [Xeros] | each other 16 |
| 00:37:06:13 | 00:37:08:21 | Steve [GM] | well roll a disadvantage for your |
| 00:37:09:22 | 00:37:20:14 | Steve [GM] | saving throw TBD did you drink okay yeah okay |
| 00:37:10:02 | 00:37:18:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i still get to add |
| 00:37:12:04 | 00:37:13:22 | Chris [TBD] | I didn’t drink that. |
| 00:37:15:08 | 00:37:26:28 | Dave [Xeros] | on the second one yes yes making |
| 00:37:18:06 | 00:37:41:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my constitution okay well i got a 10 this thing so whoa |
| 00:37:20:14 | 00:37:31:16 | Steve [GM] | so yeah you’re you’re still drunk uh and so i’m going to add two year six hours another 1d6 |
| 00:37:25:01 | 00:37:31:25 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, and so I’m going to add two years per hour to another control. |
| 00:37:31:16 | 00:37:40:03 | Steve [GM] | roll just a one okay so you’re up to seven hours of drunkenness i don’t |
| 00:37:38:19 | 00:37:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | listen listen you yeah yeah you’re doing great you’re going great we got four more to get through Drew, I think you’re going to be the one that decides which one we buy. |
| 00:37:40:22 | 00:37:44:11 | Steve [GM] | they’re not going to let you fly home you’re gonna have to give them your feathers |
| 00:37:41:09 | 00:37:49:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | whoa i don’t think you’re |
| 00:37:44:14 | 00:37:45:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:37:44:17 | 00:37:45:00 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 00:37:49:13 | 00:37:58:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | holding up one bottle and i’m trying to decide between three right how about that one |
| 00:37:56:10 | 00:37:57:20 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s okay, I’ll guide you. |
| 00:37:56:17 | 00:37:57:28 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no. |
| 00:37:58:25 | 00:38:03:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, let’s try it! This one with the grapes on it. |
| 00:38:02:14 | 00:38:08:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this is the last one i’m trying I feel good but I am very confused right now |
| 00:38:09:05 | 00:38:12:12 | Brin [Basil] | And how many bottles of spice do you think we should get? Just one or two? |
| 00:38:14:06 | 00:38:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | spice in the wine? |
| 00:38:21:13 | 00:38:24:08 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, okay. I mean that’s originally what I was thinking about. |
| 00:38:26:02 | 00:38:34:18 | Dave [Xeros] | i am i am gonna pay for it but uh we need to find out which vintage we want so he needs |
| 00:38:27:09 | 00:38:29:21 | Brin [Basil] | We’ll take a keg of the spiced wine. He’s paying for it. |
| 00:38:34:18 | 00:38:38:13 | Dave [Xeros] | to try one more i’ll try out the additional three and then let’s debate whether or not |
| 00:38:42:25 | 00:38:44:24 | Brin [Basil] | I just drank them all in a row. |
| 00:38:43:11 | 00:38:46:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m not rolling this dice ever again in my life |
| 00:38:45:08 | 00:38:50:29 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so you need to do a con-saving throw for every shot. Yeah, I know you’re fine. |
| 00:38:47:21 | 00:38:48:06 | Brin [Basil] | You got it. |
| 00:38:54:06 | 00:38:57:22 | Steve [GM] | All right, you’re playing on one of them? So that’s two of five. |
| 00:38:58:24 | 00:39:00:06 | Steve [GM] | So you’re getting a bit drunk. |
| 00:39:03:09 | 00:39:04:05 | Brin [Basil] | I’m going to say… Do it again. |
| 00:39:04:29 | 00:39:06:22 | Dave [Xeros] | rabbit with brand new wolverine |
| 00:39:07:26 | 00:39:08:09 | Brin [Basil] | 15. |
| 00:39:08:22 | 00:39:09:14 | Chris [TBD] | She got it. |
| 00:39:09:04 | 00:39:14:02 | Steve [GM] | And this is at disadvantage though because you’re being a little drunk. So 15 was won and what’s the other roll? |
| 00:39:15:01 | 00:39:17:13 | Brin [Basil] | Uh, where’s the next one? |
| 00:39:18:22 | 00:39:19:06 | Brin [Basil] | 17. |
| 00:39:19:15 | 00:39:24:03 | Steve [GM] | Okay, and so two more? That’s… |
| 00:39:22:13 | 00:39:22:28 | Chris [TBD] | Three. |
| 00:39:24:14 | 00:39:28:03 | Brin [Basil] | So that was all… Yeah, I did 20, 22, |
| 00:39:28:03 | 00:39:37:07 | Brin [Basil] | 11 15 17 yeah okay okay |
| 00:39:32:01 | 00:39:40:15 | Steve [GM] | The fourth one So you do two more rolls For your final To see if you can get any more drunk And you take the lower number |
| 00:39:37:07 | 00:39:47:05 | Brin [Basil] | 16 17 it’s |
| 00:39:46:17 | 00:39:56:23 | Steve [GM] | Okay, okay, so you are only Drunk and because You knocked down that much I’m still going to do a 1d6 So you’re going to feel the effects of this Two whole hours |
| 00:39:56:13 | 00:39:57:06 | Chris [TBD] | Oof. |
| 00:39:57:26 | 00:40:02:28 | Brin [Basil] | it’s all right i’m like eating the cheese |
| 00:40:01:05 | 00:40:04:08 | Dave [Xeros] | um okay did do we hit the third one yet |
| 00:40:01:25 | 00:40:13:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | wow yep wow that was probably the third time cinnamon |
| 00:40:09:25 | 00:40:16:14 | Dave [Xeros] | was the spiciest should we spice that I gotta hit the other two real quick |
| 00:40:13:01 | 00:40:15:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes |
| 00:40:18:24 | 00:40:21:07 | Dave [Xeros] | that was a 21 |
| 00:40:23:15 | 00:40:26:08 | Dave [Xeros] | and a 22 |
| 00:40:27:28 | 00:40:34:08 | Dave [Xeros] | then i came in |
| 00:40:30:17 | 00:40:37:10 | Steve [GM] | you will feel less drunk than you did when you came in. You’re more sober |
| 00:40:36:03 | 00:40:39:29 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m okay with that uh you want |
| 00:40:38:28 | 00:40:47:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i rolled an eight for that third one by the way so I’m just sticking to the single digits today don’t want to complicate anything |
| 00:40:46:01 | 00:40:49:10 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, my gosh! |
| 00:40:46:04 | 00:40:48:02 | Steve [GM] | That’s an additional five hours |
| 00:40:47:22 | 00:40:55:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you know I’ve always really liked you guys actually but I feel like we’ve really bonded a lot |
| 00:40:51:06 | 00:40:51:25 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:40:51:07 | 00:41:00:19 | Steve [GM] | So for the next half day you are basically any just about any roll is going to be at disadvantage for you |
| 00:41:00:19 | 00:41:05:04 | Steve [GM] | though, in an hour you can try to shake off the effects a little bit. |
| 00:41:04:10 | 00:41:10:08 | Dave [Xeros] | okay just one second i’m going to offer you this will get back get you back to |
| 00:41:10:10 | 00:41:11:09 | Steve [GM] | Your inhibitions… |
| 00:41:10:21 | 00:41:21:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t wanna listen to you anymore you know how I feel about you okay I’ve held this in long enough all right and I need to tell you that sometimes I get a little upset |
| 00:41:21:07 | 00:41:25:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay like and by a little I mean like kind of a lot |
| 00:41:26:07 | 00:41:28:07 | Dave [Xeros] | okay is there anything i can do to help |
| 00:41:27:27 | 00:41:28:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I want you |
| 00:41:30:10 | 00:41:39:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I want to be your real friend not like this puppet sometimes feels like he’s being used for stuff |
| 00:41:39:10 | 00:41:44:09 | Dave [Xeros] | galclaw i i just gotta admit and you’re not gonna remember this because you are plastic but |
| 00:41:45:26 | 00:41:57:13 | Dave [Xeros] | the only real friend I got so I’m just letting you know, I actually really love you. You’re like four brothers and you’re the only person I would |
| 00:41:57:13 | 00:41:58:08 | Dave [Xeros] | call brother |
| 00:42:05:05 | 00:42:06:01 | Dave [Xeros] | insight check |
| 00:42:05:17 | 00:42:09:13 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, it’s an insight check and it’s at disadvantage |
| 00:42:06:05 | 00:42:06:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | insight |
| 00:42:07:11 | 00:42:09:07 | Chris [TBD] | A disadvantage. |
| 00:42:11:29 | 00:42:19:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t worry i’m proficient in the inside i’m not rolling this dice ever again though |
| 00:42:18:14 | 00:42:20:12 | Steve [GM] | your one charge on simply |
| 00:42:19:09 | 00:42:19:27 | Dave [Xeros] | no |
| 00:42:20:14 | 00:42:21:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:42:21:11 | 00:42:22:18 | Dave [Xeros] | I kind of do |
| 00:42:22:04 | 00:42:24:00 | Steve [GM] | I know you do! |
| 00:42:23:03 | 00:42:25:06 | Brin [Basil] | He’s like eating Zenzu fruit. |
| 00:42:30:06 | 00:42:36:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | all the dice are cursed it’s a four plus plus i’m proficient so i add a three and |
| 00:42:36:05 | 00:42:42:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m also proficiency bonus that’s plus five total so i got a ten i mean a nine |
| 00:42:42:12 | 00:42:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | hey okay i’m just gonna let i’m gonna pull out a little vial from |
| 00:42:42:20 | 00:42:50:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this feels |
| 00:42:42:22 | 00:42:48:21 | Steve [GM] | So yeah, clearly you’re so drunk he can’t even do your math. And you’ve got… |
| 00:42:50:29 | 00:42:54:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | honest actually to that you said that we were your only friend |
| 00:42:53:26 | 00:43:05:15 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s great because i am 100% honest when i say that and the only reason i’m saying that is because i know you’re not going to remember it and that would put me in a really vulnerable state so i’m going to be honest with you |
| 00:42:57:06 | 00:42:57:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m a little |
| 00:43:06:01 | 00:43:13:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i love you brother don’t tell anyone else that i just said that um but |
| 00:43:10:08 | 00:43:10:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | of my eyes |
| 00:43:14:22 | 00:43:15:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:43:16:20 | 00:43:19:23 | Steve [GM] | The Kenku is behind the counter just kind of staring at all |
| 00:43:19:13 | 00:43:23:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | There he was a unknown threat. |
| 00:43:22:04 | 00:43:26:16 | Dave [Xeros] | uh unknowing to you i’d use the crystal ball of telepathy and it spoke it to his mind |
| 00:43:26:27 | 00:43:28:06 | Steve [GM] | I was going to say that’s going to require |
| 00:43:27:29 | 00:43:34:13 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s going to require the retcon um however my friend um i do have this uh this little vial |
| 00:43:29:05 | 00:43:30:17 | Chris [TBD] | of Intuiton. |
| 00:43:34:13 | 00:43:40:14 | Dave [Xeros] | of port rum and if you want to drink that it’ll probably nullify all the effects of this okay |
| 00:43:39:25 | 00:43:40:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to me |
| 00:43:41:18 | 00:43:42:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t care anymore |
| 00:43:42:04 | 00:43:47:18 | Dave [Xeros] | um so just open your mouth i’ll just pour it in and just make a |
| 00:43:46:22 | 00:43:49:28 | Steve [GM] | Maria left me! She left me!” |
| 00:43:50:23 | 00:43:51:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 13 |
| 00:43:51:28 | 00:44:02:11 | Dave [Xeros] | uh you need to make a constitution saving throw what was |
| 00:43:53:04 | 00:43:55:16 | Brin [Basil] | He weighs back Oh lady losses |
| 00:43:57:11 | 00:43:58:20 | Steve [GM] | because you’re still drunk. |
| 00:44:02:11 | 00:44:07:26 | Dave [Xeros] | the first one okay yeah roll it one more |
| 00:44:05:13 | 00:44:06:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but I’m disadvantage |
| 00:44:06:29 | 00:44:23:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay wow |
| 00:44:10:07 | 00:44:14:13 | Steve [GM] | Is there a threshold for yours that he needs to pass? |
| 00:44:15:03 | 00:44:22:08 | Dave [Xeros] | not very high it’s the one that um okay yeah you passed dude you’ve just nullified all |
| 00:44:15:16 | 00:44:16:04 | Steve [GM] | Oh, right, all right. |
| 00:44:23:12 | 00:44:34:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what i thought we were at stabby’s last thing i remember is step where |
| 00:44:25:22 | 00:44:26:15 | Steve [GM] | remember what |
| 00:44:34:06 | 00:44:42:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t remember much of anything but i still feel like the very raw yeah but i can’t place |
| 00:44:42:11 | 00:44:54:23 | Dave [Xeros] | an emotional hangover i’m not |
| 00:44:43:06 | 00:44:44:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:44:45:20 | 00:44:46:24 | Steve [GM] | Alright, alright. |
| 00:44:46:28 | 00:44:49:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | some bender very tender feelings over here |
| 00:44:48:27 | 00:44:51:05 | Brin [Basil] | Why are my face feathers wet? |
| 00:44:51:06 | 00:44:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:44:51:14 | 00:44:58:22 | Chris [TBD] | it’s just been raining on my face |
| 00:44:59:01 | 00:45:09:23 | Steve [GM] | the Kenku takes your money uh which was 50 gold coins for the samples 10 per sample and then um 85 |
| 00:45:09:23 | 00:45:16:20 | Steve [GM] | for a bottle of the spiced wine number three i think it’s what you picked oh right okay so |
| 00:45:13:26 | 00:45:21:00 | Dave [Xeros] | got a we’re getting a keg not a bottle we’re gonna make it rain that’s |
| 00:45:16:14 | 00:45:30:03 | Chris [TBD] | that’s a good deal |
| 00:45:16:20 | 00:45:26:08 | Steve [GM] | that’s gonna be that’s |
| 00:45:31:06 | 00:45:36:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | does the keg fit under your coat hat does it like fit inside |
| 00:45:35:25 | 00:45:36:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:35:25 | 00:45:37:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:35:25 | 00:45:41:17 | Brin [Basil] | That would be amazing We’re just going to get a rope And we’re just gonna tie it |
| 00:45:41:23 | 00:45:53:04 | Brin [Basil] | around and we’re gonna hook we’re just going to put a spout on the back red |
| 00:45:42:07 | 00:45:43:12 | Chris [TBD] | his shell |
| 00:45:44:13 | 00:45:45:11 | Steve [GM] | the sloth smile |
| 00:45:50:10 | 00:46:02:05 | Dave [Xeros] | while I’m there can I uh so I’m just wondering do you guys have like one of those stacks of red cups and quite possibly like a thin tube |
| 00:45:50:15 | 00:45:52:02 | Chris [TBD] | The party turtle bus. |
| 00:45:52:26 | 00:45:54:08 | Steve [GM] | party |
| 00:45:53:04 | 00:46:00:10 | Brin [Basil] | solo |
| 00:45:53:13 | 00:45:54:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:03:02 | 00:46:09:11 | Dave [Xeros] | of uh elastic that we can um you know put onto this keg do |
| 00:46:11:03 | 00:46:12:08 | Steve [GM] | nope |
| 00:46:17:21 | 00:46:21:20 | Dave [Xeros] | and and possibly a small ball that you can use to play ping pong |
| 00:46:23:10 | 00:46:32:04 | Steve [GM] | The Kangaroo gives you some directions to a little place that is just off of like on the eastern side of the lower gates |
| 00:46:25:01 | 00:46:38:06 | Chris [TBD] | With a salmon |
| 00:46:32:11 | 00:46:39:12 | Steve [GM] | uh a little place called it’s a which is |
| 00:46:38:06 | 00:46:38:22 | Chris [TBD] | flock. |
| 00:46:39:12 | 00:46:46:04 | Steve [GM] | gimp the pimps pemporium that that’s the place you |
| 00:46:42:24 | 00:46:50:23 | Dave [Xeros] | speaking terms okay all right I’m going to go pick us some cups, a ping pong ball and some tubing. |
| 00:46:46:04 | 00:46:56:25 | Steve [GM] | want to go okay so to do that you’re passing through the center of the high spire um |
| 00:46:56:25 | 00:47:08:00 | Steve [GM] | which is a very open area which means again suspicious people might be looking at you So give me the roll that you feel best suits |
| 00:47:08:00 | 00:47:10:18 | Steve [GM] | You if you’re trying to be sneaky again Do a stealth roll |
| 00:47:11:05 | 00:47:13:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | have to go with him? Can I go and chill |
| 00:47:12:15 | 00:47:22:17 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna, yeah, Yeah, I’m going to kind of just sit and observe the court in front. Wait, are we going to the library? |
| 00:47:22:21 | 00:47:25:28 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s where we’re headed because we want to get the guards drunk. |
| 00:47:25:16 | 00:47:27:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m gonna |
| 00:47:25:24 | 00:47:29:18 | Brin [Basil] | This, yeah this is our- the whole thing is to get the guards drunk right? |
| 00:47:29:02 | 00:47:34:26 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna just do an investigation of the courtyard in front of the library. |
| 00:47:35:15 | 00:47:36:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | the library |
| 00:47:35:27 | 00:47:40:10 | Chris [TBD] | What do they call that again in heist movies? No, no, no. |
| 00:47:42:13 | 00:47:42:27 | Chris [TBD] | Thank you. |
| 00:47:42:14 | 00:47:44:22 | Steve [GM] | So you two do perception checks |
| 00:47:43:23 | 00:47:46:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but I’m going to be kind of perched up |
| 00:47:46:13 | 00:47:49:14 | Steve [GM] | Okay That’s fine So both of you |
| 00:47:51:29 | 00:47:53:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m a cat! |
| 00:47:52:29 | 00:47:54:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | How are you going to get up there |
| 00:47:55:15 | 00:47:57:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m like a wolf-like cat. |
| 00:47:56:06 | 00:48:00:02 | Steve [GM] | Apparently there are some vestigial effects Of the alcohol |
| 00:48:01:12 | 00:48:03:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Not everybody has wings. |
| 00:48:02:04 | 00:48:04:13 | Dave [Xeros] | How dare you? That’s my thing! |
| 00:48:04:10 | 00:48:04:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Unfortunately |
| 00:48:04:24 | 00:48:06:23 | Chris [TBD] | That’s a 19 |
| 00:48:08:14 | 00:48:14:28 | Steve [GM] | yeah you’re doing perception but the remaining u3 well are you staying to stake out or are you going |
| 00:48:12:16 | 00:48:13:24 | Chris [TBD] | I apologize |
| 00:48:16:11 | 00:48:20:17 | Brin [Basil] | to do the whole, we want to get the guard strumped so I’m going go with them. |
| 00:48:20:02 | 00:48:23:12 | Steve [GM] | okay so u3 do or are You Staying to |
| 00:48:26:07 | 00:48:27:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:26:21 | 00:48:29:23 | Steve [GM] | so you do a you do A Perception check too |
| 00:48:28:14 | 00:48:31:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m riding… The keg is on his back, and I’m writing the keg. |
| 00:48:28:28 | 00:48:30:17 | Brin [Basil] | the keg is on his back |
| 00:48:29:03 | 00:48:29:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:30:21 | 00:48:35:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I got a 14 plus 3 so 17 |
| 00:48:35:14 | 00:48:40:14 | Steve [GM] | you’re good uh you two need to do whatever roll to see if you’re gonna get any suspicion |
| 00:48:43:26 | 00:48:44:25 | Brin [Basil] | 21 baby |
| 00:48:50:03 | 00:48:50:23 | Chris [TBD] | What did you expect? |
| 00:48:50:25 | 00:48:52:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, okay. So this is deception, right? |
| 00:48:53:17 | 00:48:54:18 | Steve [GM] | a cat on nine tails |
| 00:48:58:27 | 00:48:59:24 | Chris [TBD] | Party time! |
| 00:49:00:09 | 00:49:00:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Sixth… |
| 00:49:02:14 | 00:49:08:24 | Steve [GM] | it’s 13 yeah i see dude okay so uh i’m going to roll three suspicion dice |
| 00:49:02:18 | 00:49:05:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, 13. No, I fail. Okay. |
| 00:49:08:24 | 00:49:16:01 | Steve [GM] | and we’ll see what we get seven |
| 00:49:09:20 | 00:49:15:05 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, I just got an idea. |
| 00:49:16:01 | 00:49:23:14 | Steve [GM] | so you guys are fine um so in the interest of time You get the needed supplies from Gimp the Pimp. |
| 00:49:24:02 | 00:49:24:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Tim. |
| 00:49:25:17 | 00:49:36:29 | Steve [GM] | And meanwhile, you three see that lots and lots of people are here. It seems as though maybe something big is going down today, |
| 00:49:37:24 | 00:49:47:15 | Steve [GM] | maybe tomorrow. And as you’re just sort of sitting and listening to conversations and stuff, you hear a couple of names that sound kind of familiar to you |
| 00:49:47:22 | 00:49:52:01 | Steve [GM] | that are brought out by the |
| 00:49:51:05 | 00:49:52:00 | Chris [TBD] | by the |
| 00:49:53:24 | 00:49:54:17 | Steve [GM] | crowd. |
| 00:49:57:18 | 00:50:02:18 | Steve [GM] | One is from, it’s the name Fauna Sneeler |
| 00:50:03:21 | 00:50:08:08 | Steve [GM] | is apparently going to be forcing a vote tomorrow |
| 00:50:09:29 | 00:50:17:12 | Steve [GM] | about what to do with Sinidae and Coraes underneath the land underneath |
| 00:50:17:12 | 00:50:28:08 | Steve [GM] | uh the entire parliament is essentially being asked to decide whether or not to maintain the status quo |
| 00:50:29:24 | 00:50:40:29 | Steve [GM] | or take action and well no one really wants war except the little bit more extreme side of the |
| 00:50:33:02 | 00:50:33:29 | Chris [TBD] | Go to war. |
| 00:50:40:29 | 00:50:47:10 | Steve [GM] | crew but the crew is saying like we should you know not have any relationships at all with |
| 00:50:47:10 | 00:50:54:01 | Steve [GM] | people underneath and the host saying we should open it up and like have have uh yeah |
| 00:50:51:09 | 00:51:00:10 | Dave [Xeros] | have them be our guest oh |
| 00:50:55:04 | 00:51:02:14 | Steve [GM] | and i’m sorry my son’s calling i’m just gonna see yeah sorry |
| 00:51:02:14 | 00:51:08:25 | Steve [GM] | so i’m Just Yeah I don’t think |
| 00:51:05:06 | 00:51:05:13 | Chris [TBD] | quick |
| 00:51:19:15 | 00:51:23:09 | Dave [Xeros] | table talk what do you guys want to do it’s a plan we’re going to force a vote |
| 00:51:24:24 | 00:51:28:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s tomorrow there but yes i think we should influence |
| 00:51:26:13 | 00:51:33:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah but it puts a timeline on us being able to actually do something so we have to do today right um |
| 00:51:37:09 | 00:51:47:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i think if it goes south which they’re probably going to fix the vote somehow that seems like the host wouldn’t do that but it feels like the other guys would |
| 00:51:46:28 | 00:51:55:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Does she want to have a relationship with it down below or not, do you know? |
| 00:51:48:00 | 00:51:58:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | fauna a crew we know if fauna is the crew from i don’t |
| 00:51:53:07 | 00:51:53:18 | Brin [Basil] | I don’ know. |
| 00:51:55:05 | 00:52:04:08 | Dave [Xeros] | crew isn’t she fauna mistress flora mistress fauna and mr smear yeah i I think the crew. |
| 00:52:00:19 | 00:52:02:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i suspect that she’s good |
| 00:52:06:20 | 00:52:08:07 | Brin [Basil] | a vote in the courtyard probably. |
| 00:52:09:21 | 00:52:18:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so when we come back with the keg and the drinks, do we just want to act like we’re throwing a party? How do we want to go about this? |
| 00:52:14:27 | 00:52:23:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i mean you have a crowd you know you’re excited for the vote like |
| 00:52:23:00 | 00:52:33:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what do they do every year with rock to vote was that that was the thing this is this is rock the vote so we could |
| 00:52:28:05 | 00:52:31:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, and TVD needs to play us in, right? |
| 00:52:33:01 | 00:52:41:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | take the side of the crew, play along a little bit some spice yep |
| 00:52:40:14 | 00:52:45:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey Chris, yeah, anything. |
| 00:52:41:17 | 00:52:43:00 | Brin [Basil] | Is that the is that the goal? |
| 00:52:44:17 | 00:52:47:29 | Brin [Basil] | Pong. I’m trying not to say beer pong but it’s the hardest thing. |
| 00:52:47:25 | 00:52:53:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Do some keg stands. We’re going to try To throw a pre-vote bash |
| 00:52:54:02 | 00:53:07:03 | Chris [TBD] | yes please |
| 00:52:54:20 | 00:52:59:02 | Dave [Xeros] | And you need To introduce The |
| 00:53:00:17 | 00:53:04:13 | Dave [Xeros] | What should our group stage name be? Like, there’s something players |
| 00:53:03:18 | 00:53:09:16 | Steve [GM] | to finish hearing what you observe before you start making plans just curious |
| 00:53:06:13 | 00:53:34:02 | Brin [Basil] | absolutely and we need to know if this chick is crew or host like |
| 00:53:08:22 | 00:53:14:24 | Chris [TBD] | she’s definitely |
| 00:53:13:15 | 00:53:14:04 | Steve [GM] | case |
| 00:53:16:14 | 00:53:18:11 | Chris [TBD] | on a sneeler |
| 00:53:19:14 | 00:53:25:11 | Steve [GM] | Sneeler is definitely through um there’s this vote that’s going to be happening tomorrow |
| 00:53:26:14 | 00:53:28:24 | Steve [GM] | you’re also hearing the name Mars von Eck |
| 00:53:29:28 | 00:53:40:05 | Steve [GM] | he’s host and he’s got a proposal so essentially they’re going to those are kind of the two orators who are going to deliver the big speech tomorrow |
| 00:53:40:05 | 00:53:50:26 | Steve [GM] | as you are listening and watching you hear that there are rumors that some kind of shady, |
| 00:53:52:07 | 00:53:55:29 | Steve [GM] | underhanded stuff going on in the parliamentary offices. |
| 00:53:57:04 | 00:54:08:03 | Steve [GM] | More than that, it’s just hearsay so you can’t be certain but not rigged voting it’s more like they’ve got more than their letting on |
| 00:54:02:19 | 00:54:09:01 | Brin [Basil] | voting oh okay |
| 00:54:03:13 | 00:54:04:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yes, so we did. |
| 00:54:08:02 | 00:54:13:07 | Chris [TBD] | Hmm, I think we can find out what that is in the library. |
| 00:54:15:29 | 00:54:23:22 | Steve [GM] | lots of creatures there are people everywhere this is a very busy square and there’s a lot of uh people around the |
| 00:54:26:24 | 00:54:35:20 | Steve [GM] | yeah so there’s uh um at the library itself jayden that’s the guard that |
| 00:54:38:12 | 00:54:39:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:54:40:22 | 00:54:41:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Forgot. |
| 00:54:42:27 | 00:54:53:13 | Steve [GM] | is like orbit they uh one of the guards was uh gifted a veil stone |
| 00:54:47:19 | 00:54:48:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a story |
| 00:54:48:28 | 00:55:00:25 | Dave [Xeros] | what he’s way up there |
| 00:54:52:13 | 00:55:00:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s nice for him. |
| 00:54:53:13 | 00:55:01:04 | Steve [GM] | and then pushed off the edge and uh i’d heard from him since yeah |
| 00:54:57:15 | 00:55:39:19 | Brin [Basil] | not |
| 00:55:05:20 | 00:55:09:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a bird and he’s just like flown down? |
| 00:55:08:01 | 00:55:13:22 | Steve [GM] | so some some of them and the others are kind of like that the celestial race they don’t have |
| 00:55:13:22 | 00:55:25:18 | Steve [GM] | wings per se but some of them do this was not one yeah lowly guards um so jayden the other guard |
| 00:55:17:17 | 00:55:18:18 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 00:55:20:12 | 00:55:23:13 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s not of that echelon quite yet |
| 00:55:25:18 | 00:55:35:03 | Steve [GM] | is is there and he’s watching the crowd and you know that he knows what you look like you bumped into him a couple times and you did send his friend into outer space |
| 00:55:39:19 | 00:55:41:08 | Brin [Basil] | this is not good |
| 00:55:39:28 | 00:55:42:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | he hasn’t met me. |
| 00:55:43:03 | 00:55:46:05 | Steve [GM] | true but you are in the |
| 00:55:49:05 | 00:55:50:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | cat thing. |
| 00:55:52:15 | 00:55:55:24 | Dave [Xeros] | just the lycanthrope half person, half cat |
| 00:55:57:04 | 00:56:02:00 | Dave [Xeros] | um yeah I mean pre-vote potty |
| 00:56:02:25 | 00:56:04:28 | Steve [GM] | know uh foulclaw you raised your feathers |
| 00:56:04:14 | 00:56:09:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh these guys have sort of a plant brewing but i think it’s great um |
| 00:56:11:03 | 00:56:13:11 | Steve [GM] | because their plans never go awry |
| 00:56:14:10 | 00:56:25:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh i’m feeling like i’m just gonna like head into the library like i’ve been able to approach stage and i’m gonna put on the yellow lanyard and i’ll be like the towel lanyards yep |
| 00:56:25:03 | 00:56:29:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh and i’re gonna try and get past with the lanyrd |
| 00:56:27:22 | 00:56:35:07 | Brin [Basil] | Wait, did we show that to him last time though when he wigged out with me? So maybe you shouldn’t show it yet. |
| 00:56:34:24 | 00:56:41:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | why don’t i go talk to him while you guys walk in |
| 00:56:36:29 | 00:56:47:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to get in or okay wait oh |
| 00:56:38:23 | 00:56:44:04 | Chris [TBD] | You weren’t there, Jaikens wasn’t there. |
| 00:56:43:08 | 00:56:47:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I vote against the party I will say |
| 00:56:52:23 | 00:56:56:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | suspicion times a billion |
| 00:56:55:02 | 00:57:02:24 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah but that’s not really the case because it’s like we’re like the what was that what was the what was |
| 00:57:02:09 | 00:57:12:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is not going to serve we have one kegs |
| 00:57:04:07 | 00:57:06:11 | Steve [GM] | Um, Torgar’s |
| 00:57:08:06 | 00:57:11:20 | Brin [Basil] | Do we have just one bottle of the spiced wine? |
| 00:57:12:14 | 00:57:18:24 | Dave [Xeros] | two regards players but we also have him with us and he can multiply drink and fish |
| 00:57:13:25 | 00:57:16:20 | Brin [Basil] | Only, okay. Because we need to… |
| 00:57:26:08 | 00:57:29:02 | Brin [Basil] | We’re going to need you to say a prayer over the spised wine. |
| 00:57:30:17 | 00:57:33:22 | Brin [Basil] | We have more shot glasses I mean sacrament cups! |
| 00:57:33:14 | 00:57:40:25 | Dave [Xeros] | you learned earlier today it’s very Harry Potter I knew I could do because I already did it and I’m telling you |
| 00:57:42:29 | 00:57:48:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no i think i think the two of us sure |
| 00:57:43:21 | 00:57:52:22 | Brin [Basil] | Maybe you need to offer Jaden like just a bottle of this spiced wine. You know what I mean as a gift. A red |
| 00:57:54:20 | 00:57:55:21 | Brin [Basil] | no ice |
| 00:58:00:08 | 00:58:03:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Hey, you don’t know me but I heard about your friend. |
| 00:58:04:28 | 00:58:06:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No, no, listen to this. |
| 00:58:05:26 | 00:58:09:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah no one else the only people that knew about they met us down by the docks |
| 00:58:07:19 | 00:58:09:02 | Brin [Basil] | cause we tried talking |
| 00:58:10:13 | 00:58:13:07 | Brin [Basil] | to him last time and that just went so south |
| 00:58:11:14 | 00:58:16:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | make your distraction and we’re all going to try |
| 00:58:16:07 | 00:58:20:10 | Dave [Xeros] | okay all right i’m gonna walk in on nortle wearing a pope hat |
| 00:58:17:18 | 00:58:27:01 | Chris [TBD] | i got one other idea though hold up one |
| 00:58:18:17 | 00:58:19:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, no. |
| 00:58:21:17 | 00:58:22:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’t agree with |
| 00:58:22:19 | 00:58:34:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this idea by Jaden. |
| 00:58:23:18 | 00:58:26:21 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s okay you guys can just be me i’ll do it |
| 00:58:27:07 | 00:58:36:15 | Chris [TBD] | idea what if one of us got captured on purpose and they were taken inside the library |
| 00:58:38:18 | 00:58:39:28 | Brin [Basil] | or would they tell you somewhere else |
| 00:58:42:29 | 00:58:47:26 | Dave [Xeros] | i imagine they’re going to take us into the library It’s the library security. Right? Okay. |
| 00:58:48:06 | 00:58:57:09 | Steve [GM] | i will point out that you have seen imprisoned creatures in this city under |
| 00:58:56:14 | 00:58:57:14 | Brin [Basil] | first hand |
| 00:58:58:29 | 00:59:00:08 | Brin [Basil] | yeah which |
| 00:59:03:06 | 00:59:05:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | sneaking into the library? |
| 00:59:05:04 | 00:59:06:00 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s sneak in |
| 00:59:06:08 | 00:59:09:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | making their distraction you’re a rogue you can do that but |
| 00:59:07:25 | 00:59:08:22 | Brin [Basil] | I really |
| 00:59:08:18 | 00:59:19:29 | Steve [GM] | it is okay so it is broad daylight it’s broad daylight and there are creatures absolutely everywhere so sneaking into what is essentially the capital building |
| 00:59:10:09 | 00:59:12:19 | Chris [TBD] | Well we all need to get in there |
| 00:59:10:11 | 00:59:10:26 | Brin [Basil] | Really |
| 00:59:17:11 | 00:59:22:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well you can go, well there’s windows and stuff. |
| 00:59:25:10 | 00:59:33:19 | Brin [Basil] | Alright, let’s get Should we go get some more kegs? |
| 00:59:26:25 | 00:59:32:07 | Chris [TBD] | Wait till it gets start We’ll get the party started Play some music for them |
| 00:59:36:26 | 00:59:37:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll go back with Noel. |
| 00:59:41:00 | 00:59:43:24 | Chris [TBD] | let’s inspire some of the folks to get the keg |
| 00:59:45:17 | 00:59:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | but we have him with us and he can multiply |
| 00:59:50:21 | 00:59:53:06 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, can we like Get a quick banner made |
| 00:59:54:08 | 00:59:56:11 | Brin [Basil] | We need like a banners to |
| 00:59:55:27 | 00:59:57:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Number two, there’s no fish anywhere. |
| 00:59:57:12 | 01:00:01:14 | Brin [Basil] | Advertise the party Where can we go and get a banner Made really quick |
| 01:00:02:14 | 01:00:10:19 | Dave [Xeros] | can cast that one spell that just makes everyone vision like anime vision a jumbotron version of it i know but |
| 01:00:06:25 | 01:00:08:11 | Brin [Basil] | Do that |
| 01:00:08:11 | 01:00:12:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | It’s just a square. There’s no sound either. it’s just a square |
| 01:00:13:13 | 01:00:15:18 | Steve [GM] | a five by five banners |
| 01:00:15:23 | 01:00:16:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 15 |
| 01:00:17:25 | 01:00:19:03 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, that’s plenty big |
| 01:00:19:06 | 01:00:28:29 | Dave [Xeros] | so cast jumbutron to get the party started and has it has like a countdown like almost like a new year’s eve bash and then we’ll start the party after we get the other kegs |
| 01:00:19:27 | 01:00:32:28 | Brin [Basil] | do that please cast okay |
| 01:00:26:13 | 01:00:30:07 | Chris [TBD] | but how are |
| 01:00:31:22 | 01:00:33:12 | Chris [TBD] | Jagen is going to get in easily but how |
| 01:00:32:28 | 01:00:40:07 | Brin [Basil] | we really whoever has the tallow lanyard that’s the only one that can really do anything in that restricted section right |
| 01:00:35:20 | 01:00:36:02 | Chris [TBD] | just |
| 01:00:37:17 | 01:00:38:11 | Chris [TBD] | the guards |
| 01:00:40:07 | 01:00:48:06 | Brin [Basil] | so we really only need to get basically you win all |
| 01:00:51:06 | 01:00:55:26 | Brin [Basil] | alright alright so we just get as many people drunk |
| 01:00:53:09 | 01:01:00:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so if jayden doesn’t know me could i just walk into the library no he |
| 01:00:54:10 | 01:01:00:23 | Chris [TBD] | We need to find one other local musician who can take the stage so we can sneak away. |
| 01:00:58:14 | 01:01:05:14 | Dave [Xeros] | okay or we just get them so drunk that they’re passed out and |
| 01:01:01:03 | 01:01:08:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | know me i could just walk in like do i need a library card to get in or something |
| 01:01:06:08 | 01:01:15:07 | Dave [Xeros] | oh yeah we’re gonna get everyone drunk i’m |
| 01:01:07:09 | 01:01:11:18 | Chris [TBD] | You’re talking just the guards that we need to hit the whole square. |
| 01:01:07:19 | 01:01:16:16 | Brin [Basil] | claw has one cuz |
| 01:01:12:22 | 01:01:14:07 | Chris [TBD] | We don’t have enough wine for that. |
| 01:01:13:24 | 01:01:14:14 | Steve [GM] | to just walk in |
| 01:01:16:07 | 01:01:19:22 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m going to ride nortle back and give a couple more kicks yep |
| 01:01:21:10 | 01:01:27:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so while they’re getting their party ready can i just walk up to jaden and be like hey how do you get a library |
| 01:01:31:22 | 01:01:35:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Can I just go ask him that? |
| 01:01:32:19 | 01:01:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:32:28 | 01:01:41:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | The rest of us have been drinking this morning, so we’re not fully… |
| 01:01:33:10 | 01:01:37:24 | Brin [Basil] | it was so hard to get. It was so hard to get that time. |
| 01:01:35:26 | 01:01:37:22 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:01:37:03 | 01:01:38:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:39:23 | 01:01:43:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well, you guys are setting up your party. I’m going to go talk to Jaden. |
| 01:01:40:19 | 01:01:47:22 | Dave [Xeros] | you go do that i’m i’m turning nortal around with my whip and we’re heading back to the winery |
| 01:01:42:29 | 01:01:43:20 | Chris [TBD] | Why? |
| 01:01:46:15 | 01:01:50:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Good luck with that. I’ll wait for you guys inside the library. |
| 01:01:51:21 | 01:01:52:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. |
| 01:01:53:06 | 01:01:54:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m coming up to Jadon. |
| 01:01:55:10 | 01:01:58:01 | Steve [GM] | are we waiting until nightfall to start this whole thing or |
| 01:01:57:26 | 01:02:00:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m moving now. They can get their party started. |
| 01:01:59:25 | 01:02:03:11 | Chris [TBD] | She’s getting intelligence for us. |
| 01:02:06:12 | 01:02:16:20 | Steve [GM] | and he’s he’s large uh i mean TBD kind of no no but TBD would would be like he’s impressed by what jaden |
| 01:02:13:28 | 01:02:14:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:02:15:28 | 01:02:18:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | What species is he? A celestial? |
| 01:02:16:19 | 01:02:17:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 01:02:19:20 | 01:02:25:23 | Steve [GM] | no, he’s an Asimur so he’s the celestial angelic being so he is good looking too |
| 01:02:22:00 | 01:02:22:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. |
| 01:02:30:11 | 01:02:32:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, here we go. |
| 01:02:30:18 | 01:02:32:02 | Steve [GM] | I have to get him in Russian accent |
| 01:02:36:03 | 01:02:37:23 | Brin [Basil] | Do you need to brush her fur? I got some. |
| 01:02:37:16 | 01:02:38:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Brush my fur. |
| 01:02:38:26 | 01:02:40:00 | Brin [Basil] | do you want me to |
| 01:02:39:19 | 01:02:42:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | My whole body is not for only parts. |
| 01:02:42:26 | 01:02:44:02 | Brin [Basil] | okay looking fresh |
| 01:02:45:04 | 01:02:46:12 | Brin [Basil] | hold on let me get this one |
| 01:02:49:12 | 01:02:50:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m not flirting but |
| 01:02:52:12 | 01:02:53:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Gotta go hit another sewer. |
| 01:02:53:02 | 01:02:54:12 | Brin [Basil] | I you don’t |
| 01:02:55:17 | 01:02:57:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I am going to go up to date. |
| 01:02:57:20 | 01:02:58:22 | Steve [GM] | what doyou want |
| 01:02:59:21 | 01:03:03:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m just wondering how you get a library card? I’d love to read some books. |
| 01:03:05:13 | 01:03:09:14 | Steve [GM] | is not about books this is place of power political power |
| 01:03:12:06 | 01:03:20:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i’m so interested no i |
| 01:03:14:16 | 01:03:20:01 | Steve [GM] | I can tell because you are cat person You’re not from around here You’re Not From Below Ground, Are You? |
| 01:03:22:22 | 01:03:23:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna run back in |
| 01:03:24:29 | 01:03:26:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:03:26:13 | 01:03:32:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | no don’t you’re gone um as a |
| 01:03:26:21 | 01:03:27:14 | Steve [GM] | you want to |
| 01:03:31:01 | 01:03:33:06 | Brin [Basil] | you’re barely slowly making your way |
| 01:03:34:06 | 01:03:39:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i i actually don’t know where exactly i am from i’ve been living here for a while now |
| 01:03:40:19 | 01:03:50:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | whether my parents are from uh very hidden because i look so different my parents chose to keep me |
| 01:03:43:00 | 01:03:44:24 | Steve [GM] | library. But you live here long |
| 01:03:50:09 | 01:03:59:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | hidden so yeah but i now that i’ve grown older i’m curious so i’m coming out not of the closet |
| 01:03:51:08 | 01:03:51:25 | Steve [GM] | Wise |
| 01:03:59:23 | 01:04:07:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but of the house i’ve been held in he’s gone he’s |
| 01:04:00:19 | 01:04:01:28 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:07:27 | 01:04:19:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | got him okay my |
| 01:04:08:24 | 01:04:13:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I need six more kegs and then we’re going to make our way to get a lot more cups. |
| 01:04:10:07 | 01:04:11:16 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:10:25 | 01:04:22:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can i |
| 01:04:11:06 | 01:04:11:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:15:14 | 01:04:17:29 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, okay. You’re going to need to do a deception roll. |
| 01:04:21:08 | 01:04:33:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | plus one i have remember what this does oh thanks |
| 01:04:24:12 | 01:04:26:07 | Steve [GM] | Well you would be |
| 01:04:27:08 | 01:04:28:00 | Steve [GM] | that’s the idea |
| 01:04:28:12 | 01:04:32:28 | Brin [Basil] | I have my cloak put on and as I walk by you I put a zenzu fruit in your pocket |
| 01:04:32:19 | 01:04:33:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:35:01 | 01:04:41:17 | Chris [TBD] | A little sleight of hand. If you remember, his companion is still floating somewhere. |
| 01:04:35:09 | 01:04:46:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | it. Yeah, I have a Zen Zufu Okay, I’m just gonna go for it Um, okay That’s a 9 |
| 01:04:42:24 | 01:04:43:26 | Chris [TBD] | He’s fine! |
| 01:04:48:06 | 01:04:49:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So that’s plus |
| 01:04:51:07 | 01:04:53:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Or did a 9 do the job |
| 01:04:53:12 | 01:05:01:15 | Steve [GM] | Oh no you got 15 remember or higher So yeah so you can use this end of fruit to just do a full re-roll which is what I would recommend |
| 01:04:54:16 | 01:04:55:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh great |
| 01:05:01:26 | 01:05:07:07 | Chris [TBD] | I thought it was two Zenzu Fruits for a full re-roll. |
| 01:05:10:03 | 01:05:16:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Can I add like a prayer to what she’s doing? but I can see like she’s in trouble if I may add is there any sort of |
| 01:05:14:01 | 01:05:21:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’t trust this |
| 01:05:19:02 | 01:05:20:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | bonus I can use |
| 01:05:21:29 | 01:05:25:00 | Brin [Basil] | He he wants to blow on your dice |
| 01:05:26:03 | 01:05:27:15 | Steve [GM] | But, you know… |
| 01:05:27:27 | 01:05:29:14 | Chris [TBD] | 98% right now. |
| 01:05:29:05 | 01:05:32:26 | Steve [GM] | You can add 1d4 of faith. |
| 01:05:34:26 | 01:05:41:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 11 Plus 1 1D4. Okay, so I’m at 12 right now. |
| 01:05:43:24 | 01:05:44:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Please. |
| 01:05:44:20 | 01:05:46:18 | Steve [GM] | then your prayer has been answered. |
| 01:05:46:29 | 01:05:47:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s a 3! |
| 01:05:49:18 | 01:05:50:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:50:29 | 01:05:52:26 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s not a D4. |
| 01:05:51:00 | 01:05:52:06 | Steve [GM] | Alright, Jaden gives you |
| 01:05:51:03 | 01:05:58:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | It’s a weird one. Yeah, sorry. |
| 01:05:58:13 | 01:06:01:07 | Steve [GM] | So Jaden is he gives you kind of the side eye |
| 01:06:01:07 | 01:06:11:02 | Steve [GM] | But eventually he nods his head and explains that this is like the parliamentary campus. |
| 01:06:11:29 | 01:06:20:22 | Steve [GM] | And while it does have archives and library -like things, mostly it’s the seat of power. |
| 01:06:21:10 | 01:06:28:26 | Steve [GM] | So it is super important that they keep this place very well secured. |
| 01:06:28:23 | 01:06:37:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Cool, cool. |
| 01:06:30:06 | 01:06:40:22 | Steve [GM] | tells you like there are guards on duty, we have magical traps. This isn’t the sort of place you just waltz into. So sorry If you have official |
| 01:06:40:22 | 01:06:42:25 | Steve [GM] | business and you have evidence of |
| 01:06:41:05 | 01:06:44:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was just about to say are they hiring? |
| 01:06:48:13 | 01:06:52:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was really impressed by what you had said and I was wanting to join me. |
| 01:06:52:21 | 01:06:54:22 | Steve [GM] | be hired if you were to be hired |
| 01:06:55:01 | 01:06:55:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well remember- |
| 01:06:56:10 | 01:06:58:05 | Steve [GM] | Like you would be a |
| 01:06:59:08 | 01:07:03:27 | Steve [GM] | You would have been outside of it to get your job |
| 01:07:05:04 | 01:07:07:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | well Jayden it’s been really great talking to you |
| 01:07:06:18 | 01:07:10:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh well real quick before you walk away |
| 01:07:12:06 | 01:07:16:21 | Steve [GM] | Are you like swooping in? |
| 01:07:16:28 | 01:07:24:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no no no this is just maybe just before she says that i’d like to cast mage hand |
| 01:07:24:17 | 01:07:35:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um as one of my cantrips and uh i i wanna i don’t want to but i’m gonna smack him on the butt like |
| 01:07:27:16 | 01:07:27:28 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 01:07:35:02 | 01:07:39:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | right like what uh jayden i’m just gonna smack them on the back so he |
| 01:07:38:16 | 01:07:40:22 | Brin [Basil] | What has this wine done to you? |
| 01:07:39:28 | 01:07:47:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so he turns away and maybe you’ll have a chance to slip past it you’re |
| 01:07:49:16 | 01:07:50:10 | Chris [TBD] | We’ve got to wait until night. |
| 01:07:50:10 | 01:08:08:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh you’re there at the door all right i’m doing it anyway does he |
| 01:07:53:05 | 01:07:55:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | and how much is in there if we want to go in yet |
| 01:07:55:22 | 01:07:57:06 | Chris [TBD] | At least not the front door. |
| 01:07:58:19 | 01:08:05:18 | Steve [GM] | So he failed perceiving that it was you so it successfully smacks his butt cheek. |
| 01:08:09:00 | 01:08:09:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to see what happened. |
| 01:08:09:13 | 01:08:15:02 | Brin [Basil] | does he smile he just reaches back and scratches |
| 01:08:11:24 | 01:08:14:21 | Chris [TBD] | What kind of noise does he make? Is it a good noise? |
| 01:08:17:09 | 01:08:21:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. So these Ace of Me are like a one-stroke |
| 01:08:17:22 | 01:08:19:18 | Brin [Basil] | and then smells nevermind |
| 01:08:20:16 | 01:08:21:24 | Steve [GM] | Evens yes. |
| 01:08:21:08 | 01:08:27:07 | Chris [TBD] | I was imagining more that was not the… |
| 01:08:22:24 | 01:08:23:15 | Steve [GM] | Odds no. |
| 01:08:23:03 | 01:08:23:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. |
| 01:08:23:08 | 01:08:25:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Odds that he what? |
| 01:08:25:17 | 01:08:26:09 | Steve [GM] | Turned around. |
| 01:08:26:27 | 01:08:27:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No. |
| 01:08:31:28 | 01:08:32:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’ll be seeing ya! |
| 01:08:34:26 | 01:08:39:11 | Brin [Basil] | you gotta do a way harder mage slap than that |
| 01:08:37:22 | 01:08:48:24 | Chris [TBD] | Listen. I’m still in the square and I would like to just do an investigation check on the building, or a perception check to see if I can see another way in |
| 01:08:48:24 | 01:08:49:23 | Chris [TBD] | besides the front door. |
| 01:08:55:08 | 01:08:56:01 | Chris [TBD] | plus one. |
| 01:08:58:04 | 01:08:59:08 | Chris [TBD] | Not very perspective. |
| 01:09:04:24 | 01:09:06:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | A LOT of… |
| 01:09:04:25 | 01:09:12:29 | Steve [GM] | um the um it is a beautiful building wonderful architecture |
| 01:09:05:15 | 01:09:08:28 | Brin [Basil] | it is |
| 01:09:12:09 | 01:09:20:20 | Chris [TBD] | There are clear scores |
| 01:09:12:29 | 01:09:21:03 | Steve [GM] | the main entrance is clearly the easiest way in there are there is a clear story so there |
| 01:09:21:03 | 01:09:27:14 | Steve [GM] | are windows really high up but you also see with your incredible wizard background |
| 01:09:27:05 | 01:09:28:05 | Chris [TBD] | Excellent. |
| 01:09:27:14 | 01:09:37:16 | Steve [GM] | you recognize uh boards like runic boards on those upper parts of the building so uh very |
| 01:09:33:03 | 01:09:34:02 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 01:09:37:16 | 01:09:46:23 | Steve [GM] | very clearly it’s like anti yeah it’s a so like an anti -flight anti -magical entrance |
| 01:09:52:19 | 01:09:57:17 | Chris [TBD] | And do I notice any connection underneath it? |
| 01:09:59:01 | 01:10:07:11 | Steve [GM] | no because here’s like standing outside the building, and so you just see the facade. You don’t see a basement entrance or anything |
| 01:10:07:17 | 01:10:09:24 | Chris [TBD] | Am I able to comprehend the runes? |
| 01:10:10:21 | 01:10:15:09 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, yeah, within your wizardry abilities? Yeah, that’s going to be… |
| 01:10:19:16 | 01:10:31:00 | Steve [GM] | And it’s… there’s a small little tilde on one of the runes that you recognize acts as an anti-flight rune, so if |
| 01:10:23:23 | 01:10:26:12 | Chris [TBD] | Uh-huh. |
| 01:10:31:00 | 01:10:41:12 | Steve [GM] | even a creature who normally can fly gets too close, they will suddenly be unable to just flutter their way up. |
| 01:10:37:15 | 01:10:38:04 | Chris [TBD] | Dropped. |
| 01:10:45:22 | 01:10:49:14 | Chris [TBD] | They got it fully decked out. Hey, just so we’re all aware… |
| 01:10:50:02 | 01:11:00:21 | Steve [GM] | too close and then drops out of the sky. You |
| 01:10:52:14 | 01:10:53:23 | Dave [Xeros] | how far up |
| 01:10:55:03 | 01:10:59:11 | Dave [Xeros] | does it go from like 40 feet all the way up to infinity |
| 01:11:01:01 | 01:11:08:16 | Chris [TBD] | tell the activity that you can carry yourself open at some point |
| 01:11:01:08 | 01:11:04:12 | Steve [GM] | infinity but it seems very well constructed |
| 01:11:06:14 | 01:11:12:10 | Dave [Xeros] | flies through there at some point and then just drops like a rock and splats on the ground |
| 01:11:13:20 | 01:11:18:28 | Steve [GM] | It seems almost like a dome but its dimensions are |
| 01:11:21:26 | 01:11:28:29 | Chris [TBD] | cool uh everyone it seems like the best way in is through the front door when |
| 01:11:29:26 | 01:11:31:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Jaden was cool. |
| 01:11:32:04 | 01:11:33:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I could go off for him a drink. |
| 01:11:36:09 | 01:11:39:28 | Chris [TBD] | started i like that idea we say |
| 01:11:41:24 | 01:11:53:18 | Steve [GM] | you spend the intervening hours kind of getting prepped getting your guitar tuned violin well strung and that’s not how those are used |
| 01:11:53:13 | 01:11:54:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:11:53:18 | 01:11:58:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You guys should like disguise yourself a little bit. |
| 01:11:59:17 | 01:12:04:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Maybe put masks on or something so Jaden doesn’t recognize you. |
| 01:12:07:16 | 01:12:19:04 | Steve [GM] | the time passes golden hour arrives and And it’s time to start some sort of concert, apparently with plenty of spiced wine to go around. |
| 01:12:19:11 | 01:12:26:11 | Steve [GM] | The people in the area have thinned but there’s still a lot of people. |
| 01:12:26:16 | 01:12:37:04 | Steve [GM] | It’s not like it’s empty but it’s probably half as many as during the day. You also notice that fewer and fewer people are going into the Ascendance Library. |
| 01:12:35:05 | 01:12:42:26 | Brin [Basil] | okay good that’s great |
| 01:12:37:12 | 01:12:41:20 | Steve [GM] | Mostly it’s just people coming out so it seems like the building is slowly emptying |
| 01:12:39:07 | 01:12:44:25 | Chris [TBD] | nice and the people coming out are they dressed like in suits |
| 01:12:47:28 | 01:12:56:01 | Steve [GM] | like politicians is that basically yeah they look like politicians and staffers I mean they don’t wear suits probably more like robes |
| 01:12:50:21 | 01:12:56:21 | Chris [TBD] | Got it. |
| 01:12:57:02 | 01:13:03:06 | Steve [GM] | it’s clear that they had a reason for being there you know |
| 01:13:02:10 | 01:13:13:15 | Dave [Xeros] | okay all right can i can I get this party started um so right as me and Nortle enter the square I’m going to cast Minor Illusion |
| 01:13:13:15 | 01:13:25:13 | Dave [Xeros] | um, and there’s going to be spotlights that hit us all at the same time. And I’ve loaded his back up with like a strap that has like 20 kegs like, and he’s just |
| 01:13:25:13 | 01:13:36:21 | Dave [Xeros] | one foot after the other coming in slow and steady. He’s got his Pope hat on and his Pope hat starts glowing like a |
| 01:13:37:13 | 01:13:45:09 | Dave [Xeros] | disco ball right and there’s just lights yep so lights start rotating everywhere he’s taking a |
| 01:13:38:16 | 01:13:41:01 | Brin [Basil] | and it has two solo cups |
| 01:13:45:09 | 01:13:52:09 | Dave [Xeros] | couple swigs out of his solo cups and right as we enter we i start singing uh like a |
| 01:13:52:19 | 01:14:04:08 | Dave [Xeros] | from uh from madonna so it’s just like I’m riding on top of all the kegs the Pope hat shines up and then I just you know start |
| 01:14:04:08 | 01:14:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | the whole life is a mystery |
| 01:14:09:24 | 01:14:16:26 | Dave [Xeros] | and then I get through the first verse and then I point to TBD who’s got his guitar out and ready to go |
| 01:14:12:11 | 01:14:27:19 | Brin [Basil] | no |
| 01:14:16:26 | 01:14:24:17 | Dave [Xeros] | are we |
| 01:14:17:17 | 01:14:20:05 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to roll performance. Here we go baby. |
| 01:14:21:16 | 01:14:22:14 | Chris [TBD] | Oh damn! |
| 01:14:23:01 | 01:14:24:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:25:18 | 01:14:26:21 | Dave [Xeros] | a prayer in 4-4 time |
| 01:14:27:19 | 01:14:34:15 | Brin [Basil] | way are you for real so obviously he drank before the party got started |
| 01:14:33:09 | 01:14:38:05 | Dave [Xeros] | as I’m walking in a Zenzu fruit to you like a grenade |
| 01:14:34:06 | 01:14:43:11 | Chris [TBD] | it’s a nat one okay thank you i actually i have a zenzu fruit i i have one i have |
| 01:14:40:02 | 01:14:41:05 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t bomb |
| 01:14:43:11 | 01:14:50:11 | Chris [TBD] | one that’s it |
| 01:14:43:13 | 01:14:44:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you need two to re-roll, right |
| 01:14:44:27 | 01:14:49:29 | Steve [GM] | so you start by doing like the biggest power cord and you realize that your amp isn’t turned on yet |
| 01:14:49:08 | 01:15:00:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Back him up |
| 01:14:50:11 | 01:14:55:23 | Chris [TBD] | yep yep yep okay let’s try that let’s |
| 01:14:51:17 | 01:14:55:20 | Steve [GM] | uh so no one really noticed because they’re just they’re |
| 01:14:56:17 | 01:15:08:10 | Chris [TBD] | try that again tune my guitar real quick oh there we go that is much better that’s 16 to back him up coming in with the |
| 01:15:08:10 | 01:15:13:03 | Chris [TBD] | guitar. A couple power cords that get a little louder and they’re sustaining |
| 01:15:14:12 | 01:15:15:27 | Chris [TBD] | and then I hit the high notes |
| 01:15:17:23 | 01:15:18:05 | Dave [Xeros] | right when the |
| 01:15:19:08 | 01:15:30:24 | Dave [Xeros] | when you call my name I’m getting really angry emo style um and right when we hit it I’m gonna cast |
| 01:15:34:04 | 01:15:45:18 | Dave [Xeros] | heroism on TBD and then i am going to cast uh so heroism it is willing creature you touch is imbued with bravery |
| 01:15:37:26 | 01:15:40:12 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, what does that do |
| 01:15:45:18 | 01:15:50:26 | Dave [Xeros] | until the spell ends the creature is immune to being frightened and gains temporary hit points |
| 01:15:50:26 | 01:16:01:01 | Dave [Xeros] | equal to your spell casting ability modifier at the start of each of your turns um yeah yep |
| 01:15:57:08 | 01:16:00:26 | Chris [TBD] | so I’m at temporary awesome thank you |
| 01:16:01:01 | 01:16:10:06 | Dave [Xeros] | um and then I don’t know like does anyone want to come help me unload these kegs or Or am I just going to cut the rope and have them fall off? |
| 01:16:15:14 | 01:16:15:23 | Brin [Basil] | I can give you one if |
| 01:16:17:04 | 01:16:18:03 | Brin [Basil] | party outfit |
| 01:16:21:20 | 01:16:22:13 | Brin [Basil] | it’s a |
| 01:16:23:13 | 01:16:27:02 | Brin [Basil] | slightly inappropriate but alright I’m covered in fur it’s fine |
| 01:16:27:28 | 01:16:30:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I cut the thing and the kegs just kind of roll |
| 01:16:33:28 | 01:16:45:25 | Brin [Basil] | of them making sure they go where they’re supposed to go you don’t have a solo cup in your hand |
| 01:16:35:12 | 01:16:39:19 | Dave [Xeros] | and you’re like that bar lady that is supposed to get everyone to drink |
| 01:16:42:19 | 01:16:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | And so |
| 01:16:45:25 | 01:16:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | come out over here still drunk |
| 01:16:47:29 | 01:16:50:07 | Steve [GM] | Where are you at this point, Fowlclaw? |
| 01:16:53:00 | 01:16:55:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that wore off much better now |
| 01:16:53:24 | 01:16:56:15 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just kidding that’s right the front row |
| 01:16:57:03 | 01:17:00:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this would probably be better if I was going to stove up |
| 01:17:00:19 | 01:17:01:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:17:01:02 | 01:17:07:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um also, I’m gonna cast my magic square silent image |
| 01:17:09:22 | 01:17:14:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and it’s gonna be projected |
| 01:17:15:02 | 01:17:23:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | opposite the library uh so it’s like it is like a different song um and it’s just gonna it’s just going to be like the replays oh it’s |
| 01:17:23:29 | 01:17:27:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just gonna be like close-ups of the band you’re gonna get some shots |
| 01:17:28:07 | 01:17:29:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Jumbotron |
| 01:17:28:08 | 01:17:38:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yet you’re going to get some shots uh of some of the famous politicians walking around right some big wigs are gonna flash up there like we’re kind of getting excited for the vote everything |
| 01:17:40:02 | 01:17:41:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | guess who’s coming |
| 01:17:42:12 | 01:17:46:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s fauna everybody We know Fana, and we know Mars. |
| 01:17:47:18 | 01:17:54:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | So it’s just like highlight reel is just going on but it’s opposite the library so everybody is looking at… more people are looking good. |
| 01:17:55:06 | 01:18:01:22 | Steve [GM] | Unfortunately a lot of them Are a little bit liquored up So that they don’t really recognize That you have no idea what these people look like |
| 01:18:03:06 | 01:18:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:18:03:18 | 01:18:06:13 | Steve [GM] | The picture doesn’t really match what they know already but |
| 01:18:05:11 | 01:18:07:05 | Brin [Basil] | They’re anime versions. |
| 01:18:06:21 | 01:18:08:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it anime? Anime vision again. |
| 01:18:09:09 | 01:18:10:27 | Steve [GM] | Fauna has eyeballs |
| 01:18:12:09 | 01:18:14:06 | Steve [GM] | two-thirds of her face |
| 01:18:16:10 | 01:18:18:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | A little disproportionate. |
| 01:18:16:24 | 01:18:17:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Excellent. |
| 01:18:16:26 | 01:18:18:20 | Steve [GM] | What about you, Jenkins? |
| 01:18:19:12 | 01:18:23:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m kind of staying away from them so I don’t associate myself. |
| 01:18:22:18 | 01:18:30:19 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, Aero |
| 01:18:22:23 | 01:18:23:26 | Steve [GM] | Okay so you’re kind of |
| 01:18:24:17 | 01:18:27:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And, I’m kind of just like watching what’s going on. |
| 01:18:31:29 | 01:18:39:16 | Chris [TBD] | prompt Jake and what to do. Take him out! Take him out tonight! |
| 01:18:40:03 | 01:18:50:22 | Dave [Xeros] | solo cup give it to him, make him drink so he gets plastered and we can get into whatever the hell that is please thank you |
| 01:18:53:17 | 01:18:57:06 | Chris [TBD] | It’s my new hit. Thank you please, please thank you |
| 01:18:56:24 | 01:19:02:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gonna go grab two cups and I’m gonna fill mine up a little. |
| 01:19:03:29 | 01:19:04:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Not a lot |
| 01:19:08:09 | 01:19:18:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Um, Um, his name is Lyle. His name’s not Lyle… Jaden. And I’m gonna be like, Aw, dude, these guys are terrible, huh? |
| 01:19:19:17 | 01:19:22:21 | Steve [GM] | That is true I wish I had some way to take off The edge |
| 01:19:24:13 | 01:19:26:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I felt the same. Drink up! |
| 01:19:25:28 | 01:19:37:11 | Chris [TBD] | here let me just give it to you amazing ladies and gentlemen |
| 01:19:26:28 | 01:19:33:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | That was great! |
| 01:19:29:11 | 01:19:33:13 | Steve [GM] | Okay so I rolled A nat 1 on my constitution saving throw |
| 01:19:31:29 | 01:19:32:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:32:17 | 01:19:35:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s great! Here you go, Jaden! |
| 01:19:36:18 | 01:19:48:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Drink up!! Woo! Go, Jadon! |
| 01:19:37:11 | 01:19:39:20 | Chris [TBD] | and you’ve been in a wonderful audience. We’re going to go now! |
| 01:19:39:17 | 01:19:46:26 | Steve [GM] | This is fantastic I love spice wine And he stumbles Off of the stairs and starts singing along |
| 01:19:47:20 | 01:19:56:29 | Brin [Basil] | And I moonwalk over and fill his cup up again, and then I moonwalk back. That’s right! That’s great! |
| 01:19:50:17 | 01:19:52:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:51:25 | 01:19:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:52:14 | 01:19:54:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:53:29 | 01:19:55:00 | Steve [GM] | With your little |
| 01:19:57:01 | 01:20:52:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I actually |
| 01:20:00:21 | 01:20:07:06 | Dave [Xeros] | we’re gonna just flash up like an entire concert series that makes it look like we continue to play but |
| 01:20:09:07 | 01:20:13:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s right yep it’s yeah we’re getting into like the line dances and everything |
| 01:20:09:09 | 01:20:09:27 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 01:20:13:06 | 01:20:14:00 | Chris [TBD] | Free bird! |
| 01:20:15:01 | 01:20:15:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:17:16 | 01:20:23:25 | Dave [Xeros] | In between each set we scream out Remember everyone you need to rock the vote Rock the vote tomorrow |
| 01:20:24:21 | 01:20:26:00 | Steve [GM] | the little trump dance |
| 01:20:25:08 | 01:20:25:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 01:20:29:15 | 01:20:30:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Is the doorway clear? |
| 01:20:30:02 | 01:20:31:13 | Steve [GM] | so the doorway |
| 01:20:35:20 | 01:20:36:17 | Steve [GM] | preferably |
| 01:20:37:18 | 01:20:49:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Look at this, look at all these people. Like if we just walked in nothing they won’t even recognize us I mean we should be the you know city playa troop but |
| 01:20:53:28 | 01:20:59:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is. Is my person |
| 01:20:55:16 | 01:20:56:08 | Chris [TBD] | like you’re still like |
| 01:20:56:08 | 01:20:59:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no i’m like medium so i’m not small |
| 01:21:00:16 | 01:21:01:17 | Chris [TBD] | four feet tall or something |
| 01:21:01:02 | 01:21:03:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Jenkins I think yeah |
| 01:21:01:28 | 01:21:02:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | No, I think |
| 01:21:04:18 | 01:21:13:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’t know where she is there she |
| 01:21:06:09 | 01:21:07:17 | Chris [TBD] | I’m legitimately curious |
| 01:21:07:05 | 01:21:08:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s like five. |
| 01:21:08:12 | 01:21:10:24 | Brin [Basil] | I cannot roll this 2 |
| 01:21:12:04 | 01:21:17:18 | Steve [GM] | you enter into |
| 01:21:17:17 | 01:21:21:21 | Chris [TBD] | a large full game. |
| 01:21:19:19 | 01:21:24:13 | Steve [GM] | a large foyer. This is the vestibule of Parliament, |
| 01:21:26:04 | 01:21:34:18 | Steve [GM] | and with the party going on, you know, it’s nighttime now. The place is technically closed down, so that means that the |
| 01:21:35:23 | 01:21:41:26 | Steve [GM] | place is theoretically empty, but if you recall, Jaden pointed out that there are plenty of security measures |
| 01:21:43:10 | 01:21:46:21 | Steve [GM] | understandably in the place. So |
| 01:21:47:14 | 01:21:49:18 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna cast Detect Magic. |
| 01:21:50:27 | 01:21:59:27 | Steve [GM] | you cast detect magic and what you notice is that there are two platforms about 40 feet or so up in |
| 01:21:53:29 | 01:22:02:02 | Chris [TBD] | I do that. There are two platforms about 40 feet or so up in the air, they’re levitating |
| 01:21:59:27 | 01:22:06:11 | Steve [GM] | the air um they’re levitating uh and there’s some veil stones underneath them that are clearly how |
| 01:22:02:02 | 01:22:11:15 | Chris [TBD] | and there’s a whale of stuff that your understanding |
| 01:22:06:11 | 01:22:17:01 | Steve [GM] | it’s up in the air and it’s your your understanding of how these uh floating platforms work |
| 01:22:11:15 | 01:22:17:28 | Chris [TBD] | of how the platform works is |
| 01:22:17:01 | 01:22:28:17 | Steve [GM] | is that they either need to be retracted like brought down um, to be operated or I guess conceivably you go up to them but they |
| 01:22:28:17 | 01:22:38:25 | Steve [GM] | have pressure plates on them. They need to be depressed so you have to get something to basically push the buttons and that will drop the |
| 01:22:38:25 | 01:22:43:29 | Steve [GM] | magical shield that’s directly in front of you preventing you from going out of the vestibule. |
| 01:22:40:28 | 01:22:48:05 | Chris [TBD] | and then these floating platforms are on our side |
| 01:22:48:05 | 01:23:00:04 | Chris [TBD] | of the shields okay they’re above us got it nice |
| 01:22:53:24 | 01:22:56:11 | Dave [Xeros] | that can fly and drop another person on the other side |
| 01:22:59:07 | 01:23:00:02 | Steve [GM] | sharp talons. |
| 01:23:02:25 | 01:23:04:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that I can use as well. |
| 01:23:02:26 | 01:23:06:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:23:03:25 | 01:23:04:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:23:08:28 | 01:23:16:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You’re coming with me? I’m going to put on the yellow lanyard first because somebody’s going to put the tallow. I don’t know why I keep thinking yellow |
| 01:23:10:28 | 01:23:11:16 | Brin [Basil] | the lightest |
| 01:23:18:14 | 01:23:20:22 | Dave [Xeros] | backstage pass your backstage pass |
| 01:23:19:11 | 01:23:23:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the backstage I’m going to put it on and throw it on |
| 01:23:25:16 | 01:23:27:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we’re going to go up to the first elevator |
| 01:23:31:10 | 01:23:40:26 | Brin [Basil] | yep very quickly I sure did yeah how high up are these things |
| 01:23:32:07 | 01:23:35:21 | Steve [GM] | Did you put your boots jumping back on? Okay. |
| 01:23:35:04 | 01:23:37:02 | Chris [TBD] | You should just jump up there. |
| 01:23:37:27 | 01:23:39:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to boost us off a little bit |
| 01:23:40:19 | 01:23:41:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 40 feet |
| 01:23:42:23 | 01:23:49:28 | Brin [Basil] | um I think I can reach it just fly me that’s easier |
| 01:23:52:15 | 01:23:58:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | can you fly while holding her? Because you can’t flap your wings. |
| 01:24:02:22 | 01:24:04:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | But aren’t your hands attached to your wings? |
| 01:24:04:19 | 01:24:05:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | here’s a drawing |
| 01:24:07:23 | 01:24:10:11 | Chris [TBD] | He has a man body with wings coming out his back. |
| 01:24:09:18 | 01:24:10:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 01:24:10:26 | 01:24:13:10 | Brin [Basil] | there is a draw |
| 01:24:10:27 | 01:24:12:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this is me |
| 01:24:12:14 | 01:24:13:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:12:22 | 01:24:13:28 | Dave [Xeros] | this is me |
| 01:24:13:10 | 01:24:26:09 | Brin [Basil] | for what |
| 01:24:15:22 | 01:24:27:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s also wings in addition to my stick arms just true thank you yeah finally someone who recognizes true identity |
| 01:24:17:28 | 01:24:27:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So you’re more like an angel than an actual owl. Okay, okay |
| 01:24:24:10 | 01:24:26:19 | Dave [Xeros] | necessarily call him an angel |
| 01:24:27:11 | 01:24:34:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but your feet are not feet they are talons. Okay so you don’t wear shoes. |
| 01:24:31:08 | 01:24:49:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | their talents yes no similar |
| 01:24:38:06 | 01:24:42:29 | Chris [TBD] | We’ll find out. |
| 01:24:38:07 | 01:24:49:29 | Brin [Basil] | so we’re yeah we we probably weigh about the same honestly because |
| 01:24:39:03 | 01:24:45:01 | Dave [Xeros] | is required to depress the switch at the top is it like typical Asimere weight or |
| 01:24:50:19 | 01:24:54:18 | Brin [Basil] | yeah because you have bird bones and i’m smaller than you but |
| 01:24:56:26 | 01:25:07:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | hey just in case before we go up there real quick your pants with your pockets just in case we need some extra weight to kind of like |
| 01:25:08:11 | 01:25:18:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | weigh things down or something can we just borrow can we are you opposed are you opposed to this request |
| 01:25:10:21 | 01:25:16:10 | Brin [Basil] | what we’re asking is for you to drop your pants and some not in a |
| 01:25:14:12 | 01:25:23:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | okay we’re okay. Okay why don’t instead of talking about this we just do it let’s just jump up there and do |
| 01:25:19:14 | 01:25:20:13 | Brin [Basil] | not inappropriately |
| 01:25:20:04 | 01:25:21:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I just |
| 01:25:24:10 | 01:25:27:18 | Dave [Xeros] | my eyes and I want you to ask me to drop my pants |
| 01:25:25:22 | 01:25:26:06 | Brin [Basil] | great |
| 01:25:27:12 | 01:25:31:00 | Brin [Basil] | oh my gosh you’re gonna get punched in the face again |
| 01:25:29:26 | 01:25:31:28 | Chris [TBD] | Just go touch the button, see what happens. |
| 01:25:31:12 | 01:25:35:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | know, please just fly up there and jump and touch the buttons. |
| 01:25:33:10 | 01:25:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | alright, alright I want you to drop I can’t say it |
| 01:25:38:11 | 01:25:40:20 | Dave [Xeros] | and they are straight up tear away pants |
| 01:25:38:29 | 01:25:42:19 | Steve [GM] | because you’re the only voice of reason in the whole group. |
| 01:25:40:09 | 01:25:41:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:25:40:17 | 01:25:42:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! Yes! |
| 01:25:42:22 | 01:25:44:05 | Dave [Xeros] | the pants get torn |
| 01:25:44:22 | 01:25:48:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this is getting out of hand |
| 01:25:48:08 | 01:25:51:18 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna have you hold those because I just I can’t touch them |
| 01:25:53:03 | 01:25:58:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m aware of what could happen to me wearing these. I’m going to put them on. Yep. |
| 01:25:58:27 | 01:25:59:09 | Steve [GM] | yeah |
| 01:26:01:25 | 01:26:04:07 | Dave [Xeros] | and yes they are officially cargo pants |
| 01:26:04:17 | 01:26:07:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay, so we’re flying up. What do we need to do? |
| 01:26:07:23 | 01:26:09:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | stand on the pressure plates |
| 01:26:08:14 | 01:26:12:19 | Brin [Basil] | and i can only i can really jump 30 feet up so it’s yeah you have to find me |
| 01:26:09:21 | 01:26:32:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | that’s a |
| 01:26:14:03 | 01:26:14:24 | Steve [GM] | you’ve got |
| 01:26:16:25 | 01:26:17:17 | Steve [GM] | to do |
| 01:26:18:18 | 01:26:22:11 | Steve [GM] | well, you tell me which skill you want to roll on what do you think is most appropriate |
| 01:26:28:22 | 01:26:37:21 | Brin [Basil] | okay i don’t know acrobatics okay that’s |
| 01:26:32:06 | 01:26:33:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Got a plus one. |
| 01:26:32:15 | 01:26:32:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | good one |
| 01:26:35:19 | 01:26:36:13 | Steve [GM] | acrobatics is fine |
| 01:26:38:06 | 01:26:49:29 | Brin [Basil] | yeah that’s probably yeah mine’s plus five so i mean i’m for sure gonna use that one oh my gosh |
| 01:26:40:24 | 01:26:43:04 | Steve [GM] | he’s got a plus six in acrobaratics |
| 01:26:45:04 | 01:26:47:22 | Steve [GM] | alright, so go ahead and give me rolls on your acrobatics then. |
| 01:26:49:29 | 01:27:00:02 | Brin [Basil] | 14. i’m going to use the zenzu fruit so if i don’ t re-roll with a zenzu fruit does it like Plus one, plus two. What is it? |
| 01:26:52:15 | 01:26:54:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Ooh, a 15 plus is 2. |
| 01:27:02:16 | 01:27:07:08 | Steve [GM] | and that’s a plus one and you got 14 so like by using his Enzu Fruit you guarantee |
| 01:27:09:22 | 01:27:11:29 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. So you want me to roll this? |
| 01:27:12:23 | 01:27:23:08 | Steve [GM] | because whatever you only need one you used the fruit but you both succeeded so you store up Your cargo pants billowing Like |
| 01:27:17:22 | 01:27:18:26 | Brin [Basil] | I used a fruit. |
| 01:27:23:26 | 01:27:33:20 | Steve [GM] | You’re in an MC Hammer music video Heh He says, standing with hands on hips. His tighty-bighties just fully on display. |
| 01:27:27:06 | 01:27:27:25 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:29:15 | 01:27:30:01 | Brin [Basil] | MC. |
| 01:27:31:20 | 01:27:33:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:33:17 | 01:27:37:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I like to call them just briefs that just briefs and |
| 01:27:38:12 | 01:27:48:09 | Steve [GM] | And he drops you onto your platform. You land and it immediately starts to depress just an inch or two. |
| 01:27:49:06 | 01:27:58:29 | Steve [GM] | And then you flutter over and you land and you go shoop and that was it. You’re both on the platforms but nothing has happened. |
| 01:27:59:17 | 01:28:00:05 | Brin [Basil] | Oh dear. |
| 01:28:01:07 | 01:28:02:14 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t think we are heavy enough. |
| 01:28:02:01 | 01:28:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | the stones. |
| 01:28:05:14 | 01:28:08:19 | Dave [Xeros] | like a thousand gold out of my pockets and he’ll probably weigh enough. |
| 01:28:09:03 | 01:28:14:29 | Steve [GM] | they’re now flush so you jump |
| 01:28:09:29 | 01:28:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, so they’re flushed can’t do it at the same |
| 01:28:10:28 | 01:28:15:09 | Brin [Basil] | They both went down but it stopped. |
| 01:28:17:17 | 01:28:19:22 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. One, two, three, jump. |
| 01:28:21:08 | 01:28:27:15 | Steve [GM] | the platform goes up a little bit and as you land, they go simultaneously and the magical |
| 01:28:30:09 | 01:28:40:20 | Chris [TBD] | No wait |
| 01:28:31:19 | 01:28:32:25 | Brin [Basil] | Nice. Good thinking. |
| 01:28:35:27 | 01:28:46:07 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, so what happens when we get off of these platforms? Are we going to be able to get through this shield or is it automatically go right back up when we got off? Is this like… Yeah. |
| 01:28:45:13 | 01:28:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:46:17 | 01:28:50:17 | Brin [Basil] | Like, is this literally just about that? |
| 01:28:47:02 | 01:28:47:28 | Chris [TBD] | That’s it |
| 01:28:51:19 | 01:29:01:10 | Steve [GM] | So everybody scurries through or you wait for them to go through um and then you drop off with your boots you were fine falling even 40 feet you’re no problem |
| 01:29:01:10 | 01:29:12:00 | Steve [GM] | you can coast down like that’s right sorry here i go there that was the sound effect yeah go ahead |
| 01:29:05:25 | 01:29:26:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i mean is |
| 01:29:06:02 | 01:29:07:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:29:09:19 | 01:29:10:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I |
| 01:29:11:24 | 01:29:20:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I ask him to take 500 gold pieces out each in a little sack and keep them depressed so it doesn’t shut behind us? |
| 01:29:20:10 | 01:29:26:20 | Steve [GM] | sure go ahead and take out a thousand dollars or a thousand coins well maybe |
| 01:29:24:13 | 01:29:35:28 | Chris [TBD] | just i spend it i doubt we go out the same way we came all right do we need to do another investigation check |
| 01:29:25:28 | 01:29:30:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is there something lighter we could just put on them of equal weight? |
| 01:29:41:21 | 01:29:50:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Sure, there’s some decorations. some beds some bathrooms those are desks |
| 01:29:49:27 | 01:29:51:12 | Brin [Basil] | they’re desks okay |
| 01:29:53:01 | 01:29:59:16 | Steve [GM] | vestibule you’re now in the the main lobby and as you can see on the map there are about |
| 01:29:59:16 | 01:30:05:23 | Steve [GM] | there are just different rooms leading off to the side uh there’s like one larger room |
| 01:30:05:23 | 01:30:12:05 | Steve [GM] | on each side so total of six with uh some smaller rooms off kind of maybe offices or |
| 01:30:13:01 | 01:30:19:05 | Steve [GM] | perhaps security areas because you are still in just the beginning of the place um and then |
| 01:30:21:14 | 01:30:28:23 | Chris [TBD] | i’d like to look for a room that’s labeled office is it investigation |
| 01:30:31:16 | 01:30:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | investigation plus four it’s a 17 |
| 01:30:34:24 | 01:30:35:24 | Brin [Basil] | sweet |
| 01:30:38:04 | 01:30:42:26 | Steve [GM] | up to your right says office on it okay |
| 01:30:39:28 | 01:30:50:28 | Chris [TBD] | perfect we got to go there guys uh tour guard told us that a lot of the information we’re seeking is in the office, such as where’s Manny possibly? |
| 01:30:53:13 | 01:30:58:14 | Dave [Xeros] | just to ask why are we here um so we’re looking for information |
| 01:31:01:23 | 01:31:08:24 | Chris [TBD] | Look for Manny and I don’t like the way of the crew think. I think we need to do a little sabotage. |
| 01:31:09:23 | 01:31:20:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | uh oh whoa whoa won’t that just kind of escalate their hate for the land like |
| 01:31:09:25 | 01:31:11:18 | Chris [TBD] | Let’s burn this mother down! |
| 01:31:11:29 | 01:31:16:02 | Dave [Xeros] | okay i got i got up i i got a plan for that |
| 01:31:12:05 | 01:31:14:05 | Brin [Basil] | that escalated |
| 01:31:15:01 | 01:31:16:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:20:07 | 01:31:30:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | what we could do what we would do is we could you know how they’re like |
| 01:31:28:28 | 01:31:29:29 | Chris [TBD] | Fauna Sneeler |
| 01:31:30:25 | 01:31:39:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | they’re already thinking of like influencing the votes i’m sure we could find where they’re doing that here and make a little bit of influencing |
| 01:31:39:29 | 01:31:49:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | ourselves. We could, and that would be the best and quickest way, so let’s just… maybe not. |
| 01:31:41:24 | 01:31:42:09 | Chris [TBD] | office |
| 01:31:45:03 | 01:31:46:24 | Chris [TBD] | altered the ledger |
| 01:31:49:11 | 01:31:59:14 | Dave [Xeros] | i can say hey everyone we’re going streaking and i have this entire crowd run in here with us and just cause utter chaos |
| 01:31:53:03 | 01:31:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:58:27 | 01:31:59:28 | Chris [TBD] | ironically |
| 01:31:59:08 | 01:32:07:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That will call a lot of non-drunk people over here. Yeah, let’s |
| 01:32:02:16 | 01:32:07:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | let’s keep that as like our backup plan |
| 01:32:07:23 | 01:32:11:17 | Brin [Basil] | plan f |
| 01:32:08:18 | 01:32:10:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s in there but maybe not |
| 01:32:12:24 | 01:32:16:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | because we’re at |
| 01:32:13:17 | 01:32:15:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | and we influence the vote |
| 01:32:14:00 | 01:32:15:13 | Brin [Basil] | plan F that |
| 01:32:15:08 | 01:32:18:09 | Steve [GM] | if if you had them it would be in your back pocket |
| 01:32:19:19 | 01:32:21:22 | Chris [TBD] | interesting idea |
| 01:32:21:24 | 01:32:22:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | nope |
| 01:32:23:04 | 01:32:26:09 | Chris [TBD] | why don’t we go into the office first |
| 01:32:25:02 | 01:32:27:05 | Brin [Basil] | he’s like in the corner trying them on |
| 01:32:29:08 | 01:32:32:25 | Brin [Basil] | but he accidentally rips because his talon is so sharp |
| 01:32:31:25 | 01:32:32:28 | Chris [TBD] | now |
| 01:32:34:25 | 01:32:36:13 | Chris [TBD] | before we |
| 01:32:35:03 | 01:32:35:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Mother… |
| 01:32:36:20 | 01:32:47:13 | Chris [TBD] | open this office door can we check for any traps that’s |
| 01:32:36:29 | 01:32:44:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | like when you open |
| 01:32:41:10 | 01:32:50:27 | Steve [GM] | yeah that’s gonna be another investigation check but uh rogue you’re probably the best one who like at discerning these sort of things |
| 01:32:47:13 | 01:32:50:04 | Chris [TBD] | discerning traps |
| 01:32:49:29 | 01:32:57:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | nice i’ll do it since i’ve done a few myself don’t talk |
| 01:32:52:02 | 01:32:52:15 | Steve [GM] | why don’t you |
| 01:32:54:24 | 01:32:55:08 | Steve [GM] | yeah |
| 01:32:58:20 | 01:33:08:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | trust yeah i just my eyes just stay up above your head okay uh sorry what skill |
| 01:32:59:23 | 01:33:02:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to flex for a little bit. Look at my traps. |
| 01:33:05:25 | 01:33:15:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like standing next to her the fur to leg hair they look identical I can’t tell if |
| 01:33:08:20 | 01:33:16:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | do i use for that investigation um |
| 01:33:09:07 | 01:33:20:00 | Chris [TBD] | you didn’t give him his pants back that would be funny enough to leave it |
| 01:33:15:15 | 01:33:20:29 | Brin [Basil] | i don’t know mine’s mine’s white though man come on you’re just talking about density |
| 01:33:16:22 | 01:33:24:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i should probably re -roll that |
| 01:33:20:29 | 01:33:29:13 | Brin [Basil] | density do you |
| 01:33:22:27 | 01:33:24:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | But the density is the same |
| 01:33:25:28 | 01:33:27:01 | Chris [TBD] | You can’t re-roll. |
| 01:33:26:15 | 01:33:30:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i know i got a three plus five though |
| 01:33:30:08 | 01:33:33:02 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, that’s not a D20, is it? Oh, that is, yeah. |
| 01:33:30:10 | 01:33:40:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but i have a cent did you give me yours last time okay because i used one of mine |
| 01:33:38:11 | 01:33:44:22 | Brin [Basil] | because I had four and I have two left |
| 01:33:40:08 | 01:33:50:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but it adds plus six yeah it |
| 01:33:42:25 | 01:33:43:04 | Steve [GM] | roll |
| 01:33:46:02 | 01:33:46:15 | Steve [GM] | you have |
| 01:33:47:07 | 01:33:48:01 | Chris [TBD] | Man alive! |
| 01:33:51:18 | 01:33:58:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | should. All right well that went great there’s a door there so we should just go through it. |
| 01:33:52:28 | 01:33:54:04 | Steve [GM] | it ride is probably |
| 01:33:59:23 | 01:34:09:00 | Steve [GM] | um as you come closer foul claw you notice that uh next to the handle there is a peculiar shape |
| 01:34:17:02 | 01:34:22:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m walking towards it Wait, it’s a shape on the door Like it’s like a mark |
| 01:34:23:25 | 01:34:30:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | next to the handle. Oh, okay. Great. Yeah, I’m going to go put my |
| 01:34:32:02 | 01:34:33:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | badge right up to it. |
| 01:34:32:26 | 01:34:38:11 | Steve [GM] | can’t be bothered to use your hands you have to just thrust toward it all right |
| 01:34:41:05 | 01:34:42:22 | Brin [Basil] | You’re giving it like a bro. |
| 01:34:43:09 | 01:34:55:02 | Steve [GM] | bro thump yeah so i it the magic in the tallow lanyard activates um and the door opens up you |
| 01:34:44:04 | 01:34:45:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Does this work? |
| 01:34:44:06 | 01:34:45:07 | Brin [Basil] | A bro. |
| 01:34:55:02 | 01:35:06:22 | Steve [GM] | notice on that the insignia that there were originally three dots and now there’s only two um it opens up and it is an office but |
| 01:35:06:22 | 01:35:17:28 | Steve [GM] | it is rather underwhelming this is like where the paperwork is filed where you can see pat like other other lanyards that aren’t the tallow lanyard for like |
| 01:35:10:02 | 01:35:10:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | where |
| 01:35:17:28 | 01:35:19:14 | Steve [GM] | visitor pass kind of a thing |
| 01:35:20:22 | 01:35:22:18 | Steve [GM] | a bureaucrat’s |
| 01:35:21:27 | 01:35:24:18 | Dave [Xeros] | wet dream |
| 01:35:26:04 | 01:35:27:09 | Steve [GM] | daily |
| 01:35:28:02 | 01:35:28:20 | Chris [TBD] | a better word. |
| 01:35:28:22 | 01:35:39:29 | Brin [Basil] | This is the visitor check -in office where you show your license and then they give you a badge that says hello my name is |
| 01:35:29:11 | 01:35:30:04 | Steve [GM] | But |
| 01:35:31:26 | 01:35:32:14 | Steve [GM] | yes |
| 01:35:33:17 | 01:35:34:09 | Steve [GM] | That’s all we’re |
| 01:35:36:21 | 01:35:42:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Should the rest of you at least, should the rest of you put on one of these lanyards? |
| 01:35:41:13 | 01:35:53:11 | Brin [Basil] | absolutely I think for sure yeah do these did these ones in the office how many dots do they have okay so this one that’s probably like admin |
| 01:35:43:02 | 01:35:44:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, let’s do it. |
| 01:35:43:16 | 01:35:44:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | my name |
| 01:35:43:23 | 01:35:44:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Everybody grab |
| 01:35:53:11 | 01:35:56:28 | Brin [Basil] | you know what I mean the more dots the better the more access |
| 01:35:59:05 | 01:36:02:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You might look more official rather than not. |
| 01:36:02:17 | 01:36:06:06 | Brin [Basil] | can we get a sharpie and color in dots |
| 01:36:10:19 | 01:36:12:26 | Brin [Basil] | someone cast magic sharpie |
| 01:36:12:02 | 01:36:15:19 | Dave [Xeros] | just gonna get the one that’s like long enough to cover up my uh |
| 01:36:23:17 | 01:36:30:29 | Brin [Basil] | foul claw you listen do it |
| 01:36:25:09 | 01:36:26:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | naked before |
| 01:36:27:02 | 01:36:28:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | No they’re just over my |
| 01:36:30:04 | 01:36:33:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I have double pants on now. |
| 01:36:30:29 | 01:36:40:03 | Brin [Basil] | a chastity advantage |
| 01:36:33:22 | 01:36:34:04 | Dave [Xeros] | pants |
| 01:36:34:21 | 01:36:36:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Which I think gives me advantage |
| 01:36:44:04 | 01:36:46:01 | Chris [TBD] | Twice as long to think about your decision. |
| 01:36:45:13 | 01:36:53:08 | Brin [Basil] | it’s way harder to seduce him now he’s like i have to unbutton these two buttons and i just |
| 01:36:49:06 | 01:36:50:16 | Dave [Xeros] | that first pair |
| 01:36:52:12 | 01:36:58:07 | Chris [TBD] | you know and the fact that they’re cargo pants makes it even harder to get |
| 01:36:53:08 | 01:37:05:04 | Brin [Basil] | i can’t do it i’m sorry put your shirt back on man the |
| 01:36:59:19 | 01:37:01:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | any potential |
| 01:36:59:20 | 01:37:01:16 | Chris [TBD] | yeah just repels |
| 01:37:00:17 | 01:37:03:28 | Steve [GM] | Just perfect missionary garb. |
| 01:37:03:06 | 01:37:04:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:37:03:16 | 01:37:04:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:37:03:16 | 01:37:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:37:05:04 | 01:37:12:23 | Brin [Basil] | ripple there’s |
| 01:37:05:24 | 01:37:10:19 | Dave [Xeros] | those first pair of pants come off pretty quick though so step away eye they are |
| 01:37:11:02 | 01:37:19:17 | Chris [TBD] | wait wait wait we didn’t look for a ledger did i miss that this was not |
| 01:37:11:14 | 01:37:15:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I think we should continue up the stairs here |
| 01:37:12:23 | 01:37:21:04 | Brin [Basil] | nothing |
| 01:37:20:11 | 01:37:25:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it was a pretty bland office but everybody has a lanyard |
| 01:37:21:17 | 01:37:21:25 | Dave [Xeros] | not |
| 01:37:21:24 | 01:37:38:29 | Brin [Basil] | it’s not a very important office we would |
| 01:37:22:29 | 01:37:24:10 | Dave [Xeros] | the office, it’s |
| 01:37:25:20 | 01:37:29:02 | Chris [TBD] | Well, they labeled it so forgive me. |
| 01:37:30:25 | 01:37:32:17 | Dave [Xeros] | to follow the advice of TBD? |
| 01:37:32:23 | 01:37:34:05 | Chris [TBD] | When did we decide that? |
| 01:37:33:26 | 01:37:36:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh it’s just kind of |
| 01:37:36:13 | 01:37:38:02 | Chris [TBD] | Have you guys been talking behind my back? |
| 01:37:39:01 | 01:37:39:19 | Dave [Xeros] | yes |
| 01:37:41:03 | 01:37:43:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m leading the charge, yeah. |
| 01:37:41:13 | 01:37:51:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i’ll follow you are we on a different level now can you do detect magic again |
| 01:37:45:10 | 01:37:46:02 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s hot |
| 01:37:47:26 | 01:37:49:24 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah I don’t have my pants on |
| 01:37:53:29 | 01:37:57:14 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not magical at all |
| 01:37:54:09 | 01:37:55:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | does anyone else have that |
| 01:37:58:01 | 01:37:59:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I could also get past the technology, right? |
| 01:37:59:28 | 01:38:11:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh yeah we could Jaden said |
| 01:38:02:11 | 01:38:10:11 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, you guys can look with your eyeballs. But Jesse, if you want to do a roll on your detect magic… |
| 01:38:11:24 | 01:38:14:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | were magical traps throughout so |
| 01:38:16:04 | 01:38:18:03 | Brin [Basil] | that’s magical it’s better for them to do it right |
| 01:38:16:17 | 01:38:17:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’ll do it. |
| 01:38:18:12 | 01:38:21:11 | Steve [GM] | Okay. All right, so in this second area |
| 01:38:23:06 | 01:38:31:28 | Steve [GM] | It’s kind of like a greenhouse sort of thing So there’s just beautiful plants and stuff |
| 01:38:30:05 | 01:38:31:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | sermon |
| 01:38:31:28 | 01:38:42:24 | Steve [GM] | But you can see that there are different rooms off to the sides. None of these is labeled, so it’s hard to tell how helpful any of them might be. |
| 01:38:43:15 | 01:38:51:04 | Steve [GM] | But it is kind of a large area harder to hide in if you had to. |
| 01:38:53:07 | 01:39:01:07 | Steve [GM] | Oh, because you did fail your investigation check, I am going to add one suspicion die |
| 01:39:01:07 | 01:39:12:23 | Steve [GM] | just kind of increasing the chances that something goes wrong so that puts us up to four so let me see really fast can i borrow three of those |
| 01:39:12:23 | 01:39:19:05 | Steve [GM] | oh that’s a lot of sixes |
| 01:39:25:11 | 01:39:33:05 | Steve [GM] | okay you’re barely barely barely all right so I’m gonna keep these because who knows what’s |
| 01:39:26:13 | 01:39:28:28 | Chris [TBD] | Barely, barely, barely there. Wow! |
| 01:39:33:05 | 01:39:40:12 | Steve [GM] | what’s gonna happen yeah all right so um you don’t see anybody magically speaking |
| 01:39:39:05 | 01:39:40:23 | Chris [TBD] | It’s massively cheating now. |
| 01:39:41:10 | 01:39:52:04 | Steve [GM] | the the plants are magically imbued feldclaw uh so that they perennially bloom there you don’ have to weed the garden right it’s just more of a convenience kind of a thing |
| 01:39:52:13 | 01:40:01:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, you know whatever wants to no one wants to weed the garden ever look at |
| 01:39:54:12 | 01:39:54:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | garden |
| 01:40:00:16 | 01:40:01:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, |
| 01:40:03:26 | 01:40:06:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m looking around the room I’m not looking at your pants |
| 01:40:06:17 | 01:40:16:19 | Steve [GM] | and what you uh but you there is a magical aura around these two pillars that are kind of the far side of the room |
| 01:40:18:15 | 01:40:25:17 | Steve [GM] | um and on closer inspection if you guys walking towards it there you go now you’re in front of |
| 01:40:25:17 | 01:40:34:24 | Steve [GM] | it um as you get closer the magic coalesces around them and uh they kind of spring to life |
| 01:40:27:23 | 01:40:29:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | As you get closer to that |
| 01:40:29:07 | 01:40:36:02 | Chris [TBD] | the magic coalesce around them they start with |
| 01:40:34:24 | 01:40:39:21 | Steve [GM] | a little bit these are gargoyles that are like in dramatic poses on some plinths |
| 01:40:40:11 | 01:40:46:28 | Steve [GM] | and they when you get close enough they immediately challenge you saying who goes |
| 01:40:49:05 | 01:40:50:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | did we trigger them |
| 01:40:50:14 | 01:40:52:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just walking through |
| 01:40:54:13 | 01:41:02:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we we are here to see the archives you’re on our way through there |
| 01:40:55:05 | 01:40:56:19 | Brin [Basil] | you should be the one talking |
| 01:41:03:15 | 01:41:06:12 | Steve [GM] | so uh the one on |
| 01:41:03:21 | 01:41:13:27 | Chris [TBD] | one of us |
| 01:41:15:10 | 01:41:20:13 | Chris [TBD] | is that really what you were going to do. Oh, my gosh! |
| 01:41:16:13 | 01:41:22:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | that is from the 10th Is that the 10th Kingdom? |
| 01:41:19:22 | 01:41:23:12 | Brin [Basil] | no way no way |
| 01:41:22:25 | 01:41:31:18 | Chris [TBD] | It’s every fantasy troupe movie ever. The Labyrinth is most popular. |
| 01:41:27:13 | 01:41:35:01 | Steve [GM] | doing the classics so yeah so we got barry and jill a couple of |
| 01:41:30:05 | 01:41:31:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, oh. |
| 01:41:31:26 | 01:41:32:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Barry |
| 01:41:35:01 | 01:41:46:29 | Steve [GM] | gargoyles here um and uh one of them always lies in one of all always tells the truth So, which one you ask for where to go to the archives. One will tell you one way and one will |
| 01:41:46:29 | 01:41:49:26 | Steve [GM] | tell you the other but |
| 01:41:50:05 | 01:41:51:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You talked to one. |
| 01:41:50:11 | 01:41:56:11 | Dave [Xeros] | is it? Barry, you know what You’re very handsome I just have to say |
| 01:41:52:11 | 01:41:52:22 | Steve [GM] | Barry |
| 01:41:57:14 | 01:42:00:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Where do you where should we go to get to the archive |
| 01:42:02:11 | 01:42:04:11 | Steve [GM] | you need to go this way |
| 01:42:06:04 | 01:42:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | right You’re a smashing looking lady I pull out my lying liar and I start playing it and I ask her Which way do we need to go To get to the archive? |
| 01:42:19:16 | 01:42:24:02 | Steve [GM] | so let me do a wisdom saving throw Let’s see what happens |
| 01:42:25:05 | 01:42:27:08 | Steve [GM] | The black one is for Jill and the red one is |
| 01:42:29:08 | 01:42:30:11 | Dave [Xeros] | And now I’m asking Jill |
| 01:42:31:15 | 01:42:43:01 | Steve [GM] | a wisdom saving throw right because you’re all within within range but what’s your 16 okay |
| 01:42:32:00 | 01:42:34:13 | Chris [TBD] | Oh crap, we’re all standing next to him. |
| 01:42:32:07 | 01:42:33:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Aye aye aye |
| 01:42:32:09 | 01:42:32:25 | Dave [Xeros] | But yeah |
| 01:42:32:11 | 01:42:35:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh, my gosh! |
| 01:42:52:11 | 01:42:59:15 | Steve [GM] | need to remember that you’re that you lie one hour |
| 01:42:54:10 | 01:42:58:04 | Chris [TBD] | that I lie. How long does it last for? |
| 01:42:57:28 | 01:42:59:03 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re a liar as well |
| 01:42:58:20 | 01:42:59:23 | Brin [Basil] | I’m a liar. |
| 01:42:59:12 | 01:43:00:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thirteen |
| 01:43:06:02 | 01:43:06:22 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:43:07:03 | 01:43:12:16 | Steve [GM] | okay so every oh i guess i should see if nortle passes all right nortal how do you feel man |
| 01:43:07:26 | 01:43:18:02 | Chris [TBD] | No one was |
| 01:43:13:20 | 01:43:21:23 | Steve [GM] | That’s a four. So no one was expecting this, and so you immediately strum it |
| 01:43:17:11 | 01:43:19:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | couldn’t you have told us |
| 01:43:20:08 | 01:43:20:29 | Chris [TBD] | so… |
| 01:43:21:23 | 01:43:26:11 | Steve [GM] | and everybody is just like feeling really dishonest. |
| 01:43:22:20 | 01:43:23:11 | Chris [TBD] | Oh! |
| 01:43:24:05 | 01:43:29:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I did it on purpose Our rogue needs To lie a little bit more Um Jill where do we Need to go |
| 01:43:32:24 | 01:43:34:03 | Steve [GM] | You got to go that way. |
| 01:43:33:15 | 01:43:40:02 | Chris [TBD] | That means Barry’s telling the truth. Except I’m lying when I say that. |
| 01:43:42:20 | 01:43:44:02 | Chris [TBD] | Now I’m confused! |
| 01:43:44:10 | 01:43:51:11 | Dave [Xeros] | so barry is telling the truth it’s |
| 01:43:47:16 | 01:43:58:24 | Chris [TBD] | No he’s not telling the truth. Oh, we don’t know? Do we not know? |
| 01:43:50:04 | 01:43:57:16 | Steve [GM] | it’s possible that Jill saved the throat. So it’s probable that the liar didn’t affect her. |
| 01:43:59:00 | 01:43:59:23 | Steve [GM] | You don’t know? |
| 01:43:59:21 | 01:44:01:06 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, you’re not going to tell us. |
| 01:44:03:07 | 01:44:04:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | except make us all liars. |
| 01:44:05:17 | 01:44:07:20 | Steve [GM] | or maybe it worked |
| 01:44:11:16 | 01:44:13:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:44:11:25 | 01:44:13:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:44:12:15 | 01:44:16:16 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not hungry at all. |
| 01:44:23:22 | 01:44:30:17 | Chris [TBD] | to this riddle of course. We just ask which one is the liar. Wait, I’ve got to be lying. Dang, this is hard. |
| 01:44:31:05 | 01:44:36:18 | Dave [Xeros] | can do it so i’m gonna i’m going to turn to jill |
| 01:44:32:28 | 01:44:33:18 | Chris [TBD] | I did. |
| 01:44:34:25 | 01:44:35:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | meaning it’s simple |
| 01:44:35:09 | 01:44:37:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s like a terrible idea. |
| 01:44:38:12 | 01:44:38:26 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah. |
| 01:44:38:22 | 01:44:45:27 | Dave [Xeros] | and i’ll ask are you lying and then i asked the other one he’s going to say yes |
| 01:44:38:23 | 01:44:39:08 | Steve [GM] | yes |
| 01:44:41:20 | 01:44:42:06 | Steve [GM] | no |
| 01:44:45:03 | 01:44:52:13 | Chris [TBD] | me. No, you haven’t. man okay i’m gonna lie ready uh you never ask |
| 01:44:48:17 | 01:44:50:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, go for it. |
| 01:44:52:13 | 01:45:00:10 | Chris [TBD] | you ask that’s what |
| 01:44:58:15 | 01:45:00:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Just say the opposite of what you want to say. |
| 01:45:03:13 | 01:45:08:04 | Chris [TBD] | always ask directly to the one in front of you if they’re a liar or not |
| 01:45:09:17 | 01:45:12:13 | Chris [TBD] | never it’s not working |
| 01:45:18:06 | 01:45:29:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh can i this probably |
| 01:45:21:08 | 01:45:28:15 | Dave [Xeros] | then we’ve kind of lost it. You had to ask all the questions at one time and then redone it. |
| 01:45:29:10 | 01:45:34:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | won’t help but when i ask barry is there any sort of like relationship |
| 01:45:34:14 | 01:45:49:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | between you two here are you guys like you know barry and jill are you going to do |
| 01:45:41:18 | 01:45:43:15 | Chris [TBD] | I’m really interested in hearing about that. |
| 01:45:41:22 | 01:45:52:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I gotta go |
| 01:45:48:02 | 01:45:49:08 | Dave [Xeros] | to make… |
| 01:45:49:11 | 01:45:57:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it Jill, is there any sort of connection |
| 01:45:52:24 | 01:45:53:29 | Brin [Basil] | I gotta go! |
| 01:45:56:13 | 01:45:59:04 | Steve [GM] | wait, you’re lying that means that you gotta stay |
| 01:45:57:23 | 01:46:06:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | between you two? I’m going to ask Jill just to make sure. Yeah, is THERE ANY SORT OF CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? |
| 01:46:02:01 | 01:46:02:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | let’s |
| 01:46:04:07 | 01:46:11:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | okay well I’m gonna |
| 01:46:06:11 | 01:46:09:18 | Steve [GM] | That idiot? Yeah he was carved from the same rock that I was |
| 01:46:14:09 | 01:46:16:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | there’s not any |
| 01:46:18:20 | 01:46:25:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but if I ask her, I’m lying. Okay then |
| 01:46:22:25 | 01:46:24:09 | Brin [Basil] | to the admin office? |
| 01:46:26:29 | 01:46:31:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | her she won’t know I’m lying. I’m going to ask Jill |
| 01:46:32:25 | 01:46:33:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | were there |
| 01:46:35:26 | 01:46:37:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is there a |
| 01:46:39:03 | 01:46:39:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Now it is |
| 01:46:39:23 | 01:46:50:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gate when you come in here that’s a protective gate? Like the shield. Yeah like did |
| 01:46:40:24 | 01:46:43:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I thought he said there’s a possibility that one of them wasn’t affected. |
| 01:46:49:11 | 01:46:49:23 | Steve [GM] | the entrance? |
| 01:46:49:22 | 01:46:52:22 | Chris [TBD] | No she wants to know if there is an… |
| 01:46:55:19 | 01:46:56:22 | Steve [GM] | the opposite way |
| 01:47:04:07 | 01:47:08:10 | Steve [GM] | who are you asking Barry or Jill Jill |
| 01:47:06:08 | 01:47:12:18 | Dave [Xeros] | uh jill bitch |
| 01:47:13:23 | 01:47:15:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:18:03 | 01:47:20:06 | Brin [Basil] | I was expecting that! |
| 01:47:19:05 | 01:47:26:04 | Steve [GM] | never seen a gargoyle look so offended with their hideous face |
| 01:47:22:21 | 01:47:23:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:22:27 | 01:47:23:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Thank you. |
| 01:47:25:08 | 01:47:26:02 | Chris [TBD] | Your idiot thing. |
| 01:47:26:04 | 01:47:34:07 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i’m in ace of mirror form yeah |
| 01:47:28:08 | 01:47:35:27 | Steve [GM] | did did you cast your like i mean i just assumed that every morning you just kind of naturally do |
| 01:47:28:19 | 01:47:29:25 | Chris [TBD] | Did you |
| 01:47:35:09 | 01:47:36:29 | Dave [Xeros] | my halo’s there |
| 01:47:35:27 | 01:47:44:12 | Steve [GM] | that so uh yeah so she describes you as an ace in your white with gold tattoos and incredible |
| 01:47:47:17 | 01:47:48:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Barry |
| 01:47:49:17 | 01:47:50:27 | Dave [Xeros] | what color am I |
| 01:48:01:21 | 01:48:03:09 | Chris [TBD] | that so he’s still telling the truth |
| 01:48:08:20 | 01:48:09:25 | Chris [TBD] | however |
| 01:48:09:25 | 01:48:11:02 | Steve [GM] | impolite |
| 01:48:13:10 | 01:48:25:06 | Chris [TBD] | it is possible that she got and that uh that she saved on the roll |
| 01:48:18:16 | 01:48:20:08 | Brin [Basil] | Still lying, still lying. |
| 01:48:25:06 | 01:48:27:15 | Chris [TBD] | which means she could lie |
| 01:48:25:10 | 01:48:27:19 | Brin [Basil] | as we both start walking. |
| 01:48:29:22 | 01:48:32:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Let’s listen to Jill! Here we go! |
| 01:48:32:02 | 01:48:43:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh it’s probably not worth asking jill any other questions about this place |
| 01:48:32:15 | 01:48:32:27 | Dave [Xeros] | the stairs |
| 01:48:43:24 | 01:48:57:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh jill |
| 01:48:45:13 | 01:48:46:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Barking |
| 01:48:57:29 | 01:49:05:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | one last question um a hundred more questions |
| 01:49:06:07 | 01:49:11:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Are you there? |
| 01:49:09:24 | 01:49:19:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are there any security precautions that we should be aware of as we go up the stairs to |
| 01:49:19:14 | 01:49:26:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the archives i meant what what security ah |
| 01:49:27:21 | 01:49:29:11 | Dave [Xeros] | How do you like Falco’s pants? |
| 01:49:31:14 | 01:49:33:15 | Steve [GM] | immediately turns into stone again |
| 01:49:31:16 | 01:49:35:05 | Chris [TBD] | All right. |
| 01:49:35:03 | 01:49:39:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Up the stairs |
| 01:49:47:17 | 01:49:50:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | There’s… up we go! I can’t do that voice. |
| 01:49:56:13 | 01:50:08:08 | Steve [GM] | The doors here are kind of interesting because they’re very large and metal and sealed shut, |
| 01:50:08:08 | 01:50:19:19 | Steve [GM] | but there is near the top just a small opening that would allow you to peek inside. You can fly, you could jump |
| 01:50:19:26 | 01:50:29:15 | Steve [GM] | And you look through, and it looks like a fairly impressive area on the other side of those doors. |
| 01:50:29:26 | 01:50:36:12 | Steve [GM] | Like beautiful tapestries and resplendent fountains. It’s kind of like this place is looking really swanky. |
| 01:50:37:23 | 01:50:48:01 | Steve [GM] | You also have hallways as if we’re going to your left and to your right that kind of go around that area. There are no doors on these – |
| 01:50:48:11 | 01:50:53:26 | Steve [GM] | Like, this is the only door in the direction that Jill pointed. That you can see. |
| 01:50:53:19 | 01:50:57:12 | Chris [TBD] | And it’s obviously locked. |
| 01:51:06:12 | 01:51:06:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:51:07:16 | 01:51:10:15 | Steve [GM] | I’m making a small box with my fingers, listeners. |
| 01:51:12:03 | 01:51:15:23 | Dave [Xeros] | So no one can fit through it unless TBD wanted to shrink |
| 01:51:15:13 | 01:51:16:21 | Chris [TBD] | Heck yes! |
| 01:51:18:03 | 01:51:19:07 | Chris [TBD] | You mean no? |
| 01:51:21:03 | 01:51:22:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:22:28 | 01:51:24:05 | Dave [Xeros] | to like six inches tall |
| 01:51:23:14 | 01:51:25:01 | Chris [TBD] | How do I shrink again? |
| 01:51:27:13 | 01:51:32:03 | Steve [GM] | I definitely know this answer and I don’t have to look it up in my notes. |
| 01:51:30:24 | 01:51:36:29 | Chris [TBD] | it, in large reduce spell basically so I can shrink on purpose using concentration |
| 01:51:39:21 | 01:51:42:06 | Dave [Xeros] | and cause shrinkage |
| 01:51:42:11 | 01:51:50:08 | Chris [TBD] | which I’m not |
| 01:51:42:22 | 01:51:43:17 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, yeah. |
| 01:51:44:20 | 01:51:55:20 | Steve [GM] | It’s a concentration thing, so that means you can’t be casting a bunch of spells. Which are not doing anyway. You shrink down to your 7-inch size… |
| 01:51:54:21 | 01:51:56:02 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t need to roll for that. |
| 01:51:56:03 | 01:52:02:24 | Steve [GM] | No. It’s just like… Wait. Don’t we have a magical sound effect? |
| 01:52:00:22 | 01:52:01:08 | Chris [TBD] | Hey! |
| 01:52:07:26 | 01:52:08:29 | Steve [GM] | you’re 7 inches. |
| 01:52:08:22 | 01:52:11:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | do i need to fly you up there real quick |
| 01:52:11:25 | 01:52:13:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:11:25 | 01:52:17:00 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, I forgot about this voice. |
| 01:52:13:10 | 01:52:14:13 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s like jumping |
| 01:52:16:10 | 01:52:17:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:18:28 | 01:52:20:18 | Steve [GM] | Were you lying? |
| 01:52:20:20 | 01:52:26:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah okay i’m gonna fly you up there I really don’t think this is going to fly on us up there |
| 01:52:24:08 | 01:52:25:05 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. |
| 01:52:25:26 | 01:52:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | I’m gonna take a peek. |
| 01:52:27:05 | 01:52:27:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | meaning I do |
| 01:52:28:18 | 01:52:29:26 | Dave [Xeros] | the greatest plan ever |
| 01:52:36:09 | 01:52:36:20 | Chris [TBD] | Ah. |
| 01:52:41:19 | 01:52:45:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and see if there’s anything that I noticed about the screw before I drop him off |
| 01:52:47:10 | 01:52:49:24 | Chris [TBD] | majorly when I shrink majorly |
| 01:52:49:04 | 01:53:01:10 | Steve [GM] | uh yeah you can do an investigation check um |
| 01:52:49:26 | 01:52:51:21 | Dave [Xeros] | when you smaller eyeballs |
| 01:52:51:12 | 01:52:56:04 | Chris [TBD] | yeah Yeah. Although, I mean technically that would be a clear yeah |
| 01:52:54:15 | 01:52:55:28 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah you’re squinting |
| 01:52:58:19 | 01:53:00:02 | Chris [TBD] | My eyes are lying to me tonight |
| 01:53:01:10 | 01:53:09:11 | Steve [GM] | it as i described it before is basically what you see you still kind of have like your detect magic is still sort of in effect |
| 01:53:09:11 | 01:53:16:17 | Steve [GM] | and really what you see is the magical aura is around the door that you’re at that’s |
| 01:53:17:01 | 01:53:28:26 | Steve [GM] | magical concentration but you can you can slightly see almost like a ley line a magical conduit heading off to this room |
| 01:53:28:26 | 01:53:36:13 | Steve [GM] | to your left, but its quality it’s like purpose. You can’t quite make that out |
| 01:53:37:25 | 01:53:40:28 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t have it equipped |
| 01:53:39:22 | 01:53:44:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t TBD do not go to that room on the left |
| 01:53:45:23 | 01:53:55:24 | Chris [TBD] | Is this like a duct on Mandarin or is it just the hole that drops me down like a |
| 01:53:48:26 | 01:53:59:24 | Steve [GM] | So the door is a few inches thick and it’s just an opening up at the top so there’s space for you to stand there yeah almost like a vent. So there’s a space for me to stand |
| 01:53:56:29 | 01:53:58:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no you should go to |
| 01:53:58:29 | 01:54:12:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i’m gonna |
| 01:53:59:24 | 01:54:09:28 | Steve [GM] | but he’s also flown you up and you’re seven inches tall So this is the same as standing at like a 70-foot cliff for you. |
| 01:54:12:10 | 01:54:18:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | start rummaging through my pockets to see if there’s anything in these pockets that could help him get down the other side |
| 01:54:12:11 | 01:54:13:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Be like 76 damage. |
| 01:54:13:06 | 01:54:19:15 | Chris [TBD] | oh you don’t lie so yeah man i almost |
| 01:54:21:11 | 01:54:23:17 | Steve [GM] | I don’t know that we have enough time for that. |
| 01:54:24:27 | 01:54:25:18 | Chris [TBD] | almost |
| 01:54:25:17 | 01:54:32:03 | Dave [Xeros] | The first couple of things are really, really inappropriate and so you feel like you don’t want to keep digging into my pockets |
| 01:54:31:23 | 01:54:35:04 | Brin [Basil] | And they happen to be the exact same size as Deke. |
| 01:54:42:09 | 01:54:49:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | kind of moist in there and so I’m removing my hands maybe not Maybe |
| 01:54:44:24 | 01:54:48:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, why? |
| 01:54:46:09 | 01:54:50:10 | Dave [Xeros] | you hear a voice that comes out of |
| 01:55:02:26 | 01:55:09:27 | Chris [TBD] | gotta drop down somehow well, I could |
| 01:55:08:15 | 01:55:10:20 | Brin [Basil] | We need something that you can belay with? |
| 01:55:11:01 | 01:55:20:23 | Chris [TBD] | just do an acrobatic maneuver where I hang off the edge and then I enlarge myself technically I’d only have to drop like two feet or whatever |
| 01:55:11:07 | 01:55:11:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well |
| 01:55:22:04 | 01:55:29:21 | Dave [Xeros] | engorging drop tiny fingers |
| 01:55:23:29 | 01:55:26:04 | Brin [Basil] | So just your fingers are hanging? |
| 01:55:29:03 | 01:55:30:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:33:12 | 01:55:40:17 | Steve [GM] | Also, we have had instances of anti -gravity… |
| 01:55:41:26 | 01:55:42:13 | Steve [GM] | stones |
| 01:55:44:20 | 01:55:45:23 | Brin [Basil] | You have velestones? |
| 01:55:46:06 | 01:55:55:06 | Chris [TBD] | I do have some bellstones, yeah. But they don’t lose their… They’re not like a one-time use thing because it’s a blow device, right? Is that what we established? I don’t remember. |
| 01:55:47:21 | 01:55:49:20 | Brin [Basil] | I could just punch you in the face |
| 01:55:57:08 | 01:56:03:11 | Steve [GM] | if you were to use them for like magical spells and stuff then it’s consumed but I mean |
| 01:56:05:02 | 01:56:06:11 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I’m going to |
| 01:56:07:28 | 01:56:16:16 | Chris [TBD] | pull the stones out and remind me how these work? Do they actually just activate if I jump and they just float me down? |
| 01:56:19:08 | 01:56:20:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he’ll be… |
| 01:56:21:06 | 01:56:29:07 | Steve [GM] | yeah they kind of like repel each other so if you drop one and then aim correctly |
| 01:56:30:27 | 01:56:37:20 | Steve [GM] | you can jump toward it basically you could pull it out stop you and slow you down maybe hover |
| 01:56:37:28 | 01:56:39:16 | Dave [Xeros] | cruise in mission impossible one |
| 01:56:42:22 | 01:56:43:09 | Chris [TBD] | Cool. |
| 01:56:45:20 | 01:56:48:03 | Chris [TBD] | to get myself over to that room |
| 01:56:49:18 | 01:56:54:26 | Chris [TBD] | and I’m assuming it’s a security room where you can unlock the door or something. |
| 01:56:56:04 | 01:56:56:10 | Chris [TBD] | Open. |
| 01:56:57:14 | 01:57:02:13 | Dave [Xeros] | the security room over there have a little crack above it as well or is it just the entrance to this? |
| 01:56:58:14 | 01:57:08:08 | Steve [GM] | just a main entrance uh he can see that they they look like normal doors |
| 01:57:09:14 | 01:57:16:17 | Steve [GM] | um and any additional magical stuff you don’t know say save that he |
| 01:57:22:06 | 01:57:30:12 | Chris [TBD] | think so yeah yeah yeah okay uh how am i attempting to do this acrobatics would be |
| 01:57:24:02 | 01:57:24:14 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:57:30:12 | 01:57:37:15 | Chris [TBD] | great oh yes nat 20 plus 5 25 all |
| 01:57:35:26 | 01:57:37:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | wow |
| 01:57:36:19 | 01:57:39:26 | Steve [GM] | Alright, so tell us what it looks like as you… |
| 01:57:37:15 | 01:57:46:17 | Chris [TBD] | right okay so uh i didn’t quite hear |
| 01:57:46:17 | 01:57:51:02 | Chris [TBD] | how the description of the room was is it an open door that i’m aiming towards |
| 01:57:54:09 | 01:58:02:18 | Steve [GM] | an entryway and to each side there are a couple of rooms both which have locked or shut doors at least |
| 01:58:05:20 | 01:58:06:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Jeez. |
| 01:58:06:18 | 01:58:17:00 | Steve [GM] | That’s what I said And you were told to not go To the room on your left By Foulclaw |
| 01:58:11:11 | 01:58:12:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but |
| 01:58:14:07 | 01:58:15:13 | Chris [TBD] | by who |
| 01:58:16:24 | 01:58:18:08 | Chris [TBD] | right yeah |
| 01:58:19:07 | 01:58:24:06 | Steve [GM] | Because he saw Like, the vestigial pieces |
| 01:58:26:07 | 01:58:31:12 | Steve [GM] | Magic-sensing spell Let him know that there seems To be some sort of magical |
| 01:58:33:17 | 01:58:36:21 | Chris [TBD] | alright so I am going |
| 01:58:39:10 | 01:58:40:19 | Chris [TBD] | pull the stone out |
| 01:58:41:25 | 01:58:43:23 | Chris [TBD] | well I guess it would be small with me |
| 01:58:44:28 | 01:58:46:14 | Chris [TBD] | ok so |
| 01:58:47:16 | 01:58:48:10 | Chris [TBD] | um |
| 01:58:51:21 | 01:59:03:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m just going to say cowabunga and then jump right off with the ball stones in my hand. right before I get to the ground, the ground level, I’m going to drop one of them and pull the other one out |
| 01:59:03:01 | 01:59:05:09 | Chris [TBD] | down below me so it just stops me midair. |
| 01:59:07:12 | 01:59:18:07 | Steve [GM] | And then with a quick twist of your torso, you’re able to move out of the channel of energy so it doesn’t just shoot you right back up so you don’t yo-yo up. |
| 01:59:18:14 | 01:59:23:25 | Steve [GM] | And you land perfectly on your feet and you pose for everyone |
| 01:59:25:05 | 01:59:25:29 | Chris [TBD] | That’s not there. |
| 01:59:26:14 | 01:59:32:03 | Steve [GM] | You realize that one of the coolest things you’ve ever done in your life has happened with no audience whatsoever. |
| 01:59:29:03 | 01:59:31:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:31:25 | 01:59:32:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Nice. |
| 01:59:32:16 | 01:59:42:00 | Chris [TBD] | i’m used to it okay uh nice uh okay uh am i |
| 01:59:43:23 | 01:59:51:03 | Chris [TBD] | small enough to fit under the door awesome i’m just gonna kind of maneuver my way under this door to take a look around. |
| 01:59:50:22 | 01:59:57:12 | Steve [GM] | All right. so you get in and uh everything is so enlarged it’s so much bigger than you’re used to especially |
| 01:59:57:12 | 02:00:04:24 | Steve [GM] | because you’re normally like seven feet tall so like this is a whole new world to you uh |
| 01:59:59:06 | 02:00:00:18 | Chris [TBD] | Seven feet tall, yep. |
| 02:00:04:24 | 02:00:10:06 | Steve [GM] | you you’re able to crawl underneath the door without any problems but as far as like what’s |
| 02:00:16:00 | 02:00:19:15 | Chris [TBD] | to expand my height again at seven feet. |
| 02:00:25:09 | 02:00:25:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:00:25:23 | 02:00:27:14 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, that’s actually what I was waiting for. |
| 02:00:27:25 | 02:00:34:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. There you go. |
| 02:00:28:29 | 02:00:30:01 | Chris [TBD] | Honey, I shrunk the beat. |
| 02:00:36:19 | 02:00:37:21 | Steve [GM] | So mysterious. |
| 02:00:39:09 | 02:00:39:29 | Steve [GM] | All right. |
| 02:00:41:00 | 02:00:42:28 | Chris [TBD] | I’m not alerting any guards around here. |
| 02:00:44:19 | 02:00:51:12 | Steve [GM] | that does have some magical runes. Give me an arcana check to see that you’re doing okay with what’s in here. |
| 02:00:48:17 | 02:00:52:11 | Chris [TBD] | Right. Yeah, that would be a |
| 02:00:53:09 | 02:01:05:09 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so most of these are unfamiliar to you but you get the gist of it. You press the right one and it’s going to disarm the magic on the door. |
| 02:01:06:04 | 02:01:08:17 | Steve [GM] | But because you failed that Arcana check, |
| 02:01:08:01 | 02:01:08:22 | Chris [TBD] | contact… |
| 02:01:11:09 | 02:01:16:02 | Steve [GM] | you’re going to have to pick which one… |
| 02:01:20:18 | 02:01:21:22 | Chris [TBD] | Hey guys! |
| 02:01:21:10 | 02:01:31:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Go to college |
| 02:01:23:26 | 02:01:26:05 | Steve [GM] | So I’m going to roll. |
| 02:01:29:06 | 02:01:34:04 | Chris [TBD] | Did anyone not go to college to learn about bomb disarmament or anything? |
| 02:01:37:25 | 02:01:42:01 | Dave [Xeros] | in my life no, I’m not |
| 02:01:39:09 | 02:01:40:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Um |
| 02:01:41:23 | 02:01:47:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m a I’m fairly familiar if that I could |
| 02:01:48:20 | 02:01:52:11 | Chris [TBD] | describe what I see to Falco yeah |
| 02:01:55:17 | 02:01:57:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | So, yeah. |
| 02:01:57:08 | 02:01:59:10 | Chris [TBD] | because you’re still up in a little porthole |
| 02:01:59:15 | 02:02:00:20 | Dave [Xeros] | but you gotta lie |
| 02:02:03:25 | 02:02:04:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh no! |
| 02:02:04:01 | 02:02:09:19 | Dave [Xeros] | the left button is not green and the green button is not red |
| 02:02:04:26 | 02:02:13:00 | Brin [Basil] | This is unusually difficult For him I used to disarm bombs for the Samurai |
| 02:02:15:18 | 02:02:16:28 | Chris [TBD] | the runes at least that i’m looking at |
| 02:02:17:05 | 02:02:17:29 | Dave [Xeros] | insight check that? |
| 02:02:18:09 | 02:02:19:29 | Brin [Basil] | I’m a liar |
| 02:02:19:06 | 02:02:21:26 | Steve [GM] | for for simplicity sake |
| 02:02:21:08 | 02:02:25:12 | Chris [TBD] | yes yeah great |
| 02:02:21:11 | 02:02:22:14 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m not alive |
| 02:02:23:01 | 02:02:33:19 | Steve [GM] | i’ll just number the runes okay so you’ve got a two a six five and a four yep so there’s four runes and you know that you just need to press |
| 02:02:29:09 | 02:02:30:09 | Chris [TBD] | there’s four |
| 02:02:33:19 | 02:02:44:18 | Steve [GM] | one of them to to uh dispel the door and what i’ve done is i rolled them on some d6s and so there’re a |
| 02:02:37:21 | 02:02:38:02 | Chris [TBD] | the door |
| 02:02:44:21 | 02:02:46:15 | Steve [GM] | Black, a red, a green and |
| 02:02:49:27 | 02:02:55:21 | Chris [TBD] | those are the color back and i have to guess the correct number is that what you’re saying |
| 02:02:55:29 | 02:03:04:27 | Steve [GM] | so there’s a number in the color to each of them black, red, green, teal going 2654 and really all you have to do is pick the correct one |
| 02:03:06:05 | 02:03:17:04 | Chris [TBD] | still quite a lot of odds on number |
| 02:03:17:04 | 02:03:21:22 | Chris [TBD] | but i still have to |
| 02:03:17:10 | 02:03:24:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you say two six five four? You have to do a color and |
| 02:03:18:17 | 02:03:26:12 | Dave [Xeros] | can i uh can i cast scrying real quick and see what he’s seeing okay so scrying |
| 02:03:26:12 | 02:03:37:11 | Dave [Xeros] | you can see in here a particular creature you choose that is on the same plane of existence as you the target must make a wisdom saving throw which is modified by how well you know the target |
| 02:03:32:09 | 02:03:32:27 | Chris [TBD] | Sweet! |
| 02:03:37:11 | 02:03:48:17 | Dave [Xeros] | and the sort of physical connection you have with it. If the target knows you’re casting a spell, it can fail saving throw voluntarily if it wants to be observed…if it doesn’t want or if it |
| 02:03:48:17 | 02:04:00:10 | Dave [Xeros] | wants to be observable so he can actually let me observe what he’s saying and since I can actually speak the truth, I can talk to everyone and then I could probably even cast Arcana |
| 02:04:01:25 | 02:04:13:06 | Steve [GM] | yeah okay yeah i think you do that um you wanted to you have a high arcana right so do you want to do an arcana check like i’m assuming your arcana is not as high |
| 02:04:05:04 | 02:04:06:24 | Chris [TBD] | Nice, good solve. |
| 02:04:09:22 | 02:04:09:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yes. |
| 02:04:12:27 | 02:04:24:14 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s not great but i can help his arcana check so i’ll i’ll explain exactly what is going on in the room and then if you want to make an arcana jack and i’ll use the help action with you yeah |
| 02:04:26:28 | 02:04:29:22 | Steve [GM] | supposed to be a literal help action where you picked up the die |
| 02:04:31:00 | 02:04:34:14 | Brin [Basil] | I have no more Zenzu fruit to help you. |
| 02:04:36:13 | 02:04:37:16 | Brin [Basil] | See what I’m saying? |
| 02:04:37:11 | 02:04:40:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Good to know. I do not have two of them on my pocket. |
| 02:04:43:01 | 02:04:45:06 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not hungry, so that’s good. |
| 02:04:43:07 | 02:05:08:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh i rolled the 19 plus four you know |
| 02:04:46:06 | 02:04:46:29 | Chris [TBD] | alright |
| 02:04:46:11 | 02:04:47:20 | Brin [Basil] | That’s what I’ve been talking about. |
| 02:04:47:06 | 02:04:57:17 | Steve [GM] | okay well then uh uh as you as you look at it and you’re discussing like the intricacies of the runic emblems |
| 02:04:57:17 | 02:05:05:03 | Steve [GM] | you notice that Jaikens is still just sitting there being like, why don’t you pick the one that’s odd? |
| 02:05:08:11 | 02:05:13:17 | Dave [Xeros] | that that has that has some odd logic to it Should we just pick the one that’s odd? |
| 02:05:16:06 | 02:05:19:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the odd number we’re lying |
| 02:05:18:11 | 02:05:24:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Guys, think if you’re playing a video game. What do you do? You find the odd one out. |
| 02:05:26:07 | 02:05:35:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So let’s just simplify this. Let’s not spend 20 minutes deciding which rune is it and touch the odd ones! |
| 02:05:28:16 | 02:05:29:06 | Dave [Xeros] | the even one? |
| 02:05:32:05 | 02:05:33:25 | Chris [TBD] | You’re lying through your teeth |
| 02:05:37:15 | 02:05:37:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 02:05:41:05 | 02:05:43:29 | Dave [Xeros] | So there’s an odd one? I’m scrying to you. |
| 02:05:45:24 | 02:05:48:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Touch the odd |
| 02:05:48:02 | 02:06:04:09 | Brin [Basil] | his |
| 02:05:50:10 | 02:05:54:20 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t know the color of the odd one, but I’m gonna touch it. Okay, yeah, I’m gonna touch the green one. |
| 02:05:54:19 | 02:05:55:09 | Steve [GM] | Alright. |
| 02:05:56:23 | 02:05:57:13 | Chris [TBD] | I don’ t know why. |
| 02:05:57:27 | 02:05:58:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:58:26 | 02:06:00:08 | Steve [GM] | I’m rolling to touch, |
| 02:05:59:20 | 02:06:01:05 | Chris [TBD] | Can I do it? |
| 02:06:01:21 | 02:06:02:18 | Steve [GM] | I couldn’t reach it! |
| 02:06:04:08 | 02:06:05:15 | Chris [TBD] | Start shrinking again! |
| 02:06:04:09 | 02:06:05:24 | Brin [Basil] | seven -foot wingspan |
| 02:06:08:05 | 02:06:13:11 | Steve [GM] | Alright, good job You picked the correct one The doors open up |
| 02:06:08:28 | 02:06:09:23 | Dave [Xeros] | a sleight of hand |
| 02:06:11:28 | 02:06:12:22 | Chris [TBD] | Good job |
| 02:06:14:26 | 02:06:19:10 | Steve [GM] | and you have now moved deeper into |
| 02:06:21:04 | 02:06:23:27 | Steve [GM] | the library Where’s my arrow? |
| 02:06:30:18 | 02:06:35:20 | Steve [GM] | Um, all right. So you guys come in. |
| 02:06:35:20 | 02:06:44:27 | Steve [GM] | You |
| 02:06:44:23 | 02:07:05:05 | Chris [TBD] | You make it into the next feature chain, and off to |
| 02:06:44:27 | 02:06:52:07 | Steve [GM] | make it into the next major chamber and yeah. |
| 02:06:57:21 | 02:07:04:28 | Steve [GM] | Off |
| 02:07:04:28 | 02:07:16:02 | Steve [GM] | to your left is kind of a cafeteria sort of area. And then this area is just really pretty swanky, pretty nice. As I mentioned before, |
| 02:07:17:05 | 02:07:28:08 | Steve [GM] | you notice the door to your left is the one that TBD is walking out of so that’s probably the security room and then there’s this area |
| 02:07:28:08 | 02:07:38:21 | Steve [GM] | in our map that is a large statue with fountain areas but there are rooms |
| 02:07:39:08 | 02:07:45:06 | Steve [GM] | these three sections And so there are some areas that you could go look at. |
| 02:07:47:16 | 02:07:48:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t split up |
| 02:07:48:07 | 02:07:52:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I look to the left, and I’m like Oh! Cafeteria! They have shitballs? |
| 02:07:49:16 | 02:08:00:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Does anyone |
| 02:07:55:10 | 02:07:57:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I walk over into that area Just, you know |
| 02:08:01:17 | 02:08:02:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Do we use that all up? |
| 02:08:09:17 | 02:08:11:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | before we all start running around? |
| 02:08:11:07 | 02:08:16:09 | Chris [TBD] | Just peek around the corner or don’t. Don’t peek around. |
| 02:08:17:15 | 02:08:18:10 | Chris [TBD] | Don’t do it. |
| 02:08:22:23 | 02:08:24:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | perception who wants to do this? |
| 02:08:22:29 | 02:08:25:13 | Steve [GM] | Did anyone else want to look around perception? |
| 02:08:24:16 | 02:08:51:10 | Brin [Basil] | Mine’s plus three but to get |
| 02:08:28:27 | 02:08:40:23 | Steve [GM] | You notice that the lanyard symbol is on the two rooms |
| 02:08:29:01 | 02:08:45:19 | Chris [TBD] | That’ll do it, but we |
| 02:08:40:23 | 02:08:44:05 | Steve [GM] | on the right, but there are two of them. |
| 02:08:48:09 | 02:08:53:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so if there’s another door for the office |
| 02:08:49:12 | 02:08:51:00 | Chris [TBD] | When did we use the first one? |
| 02:08:51:10 | 02:08:56:00 | Brin [Basil] | to the visitor’s room… |
| 02:08:51:19 | 02:08:53:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | downstairs, the first floor |
| 02:09:01:02 | 02:09:04:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | just shrink under the door That was what it said |
| 02:09:18:22 | 02:09:22:09 | Brin [Basil] | Weren’t we looking for, like a book or something? |
| 02:09:23:12 | 02:09:27:18 | Chris [TBD] | like a ledger. |
| 02:09:26:06 | 02:09:29:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Information on where Manny could be in a ledger. |
| 02:09:26:29 | 02:09:33:24 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t know why I was… For Something in A Restricted Section of Something The Ledger |
| 02:09:33:25 | 02:09:36:28 | Chris [TBD] | Why don’t we see if there’s any signage on the doors first? |
| 02:09:37:25 | 02:09:38:29 | Steve [GM] | That makes sense. |
| 02:09:38:19 | 02:09:43:15 | Chris [TBD] | I mean she did roll a pretty good reception. Look at the doors. Tell me what they say. |
| 02:09:44:22 | 02:09:49:02 | Steve [GM] | this door it says Mars Von Eck |
| 02:09:51:11 | 02:09:53:01 | Steve [GM] | it says Kwanis Sneeler |
| 02:09:55:05 | 02:10:02:03 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I don’t want to go in Fauna Sneakers office at all. Don’t definitely don’t wanna go in there. |
| 02:10:03:21 | 02:10:05:04 | Steve [GM] | We can’t hear you winking. |
| 02:10:07:05 | 02:10:08:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Need some way to remember that we’re all wrong. |
| 02:10:10:01 | 02:10:10:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. |
| 02:10:11:19 | 02:10:14:29 | Dave [Xeros] | we got shad balls over here does anyone else |
| 02:10:16:20 | 02:10:42:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Fauna’s room. Okay |
| 02:10:21:15 | 02:10:26:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Does Jenkins also see what’s on this third door? Do you know what that room potentially contains? Yep. |
| 02:10:27:17 | 02:10:31:03 | Steve [GM] | that one has another name on it that you don’t recognize? |
| 02:10:33:13 | 02:10:37:06 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, a person’s name so it’s like another politician probably. |
| 02:10:41:04 | 02:10:42:12 | Steve [GM] | I have the name of one |
| 02:10:42:28 | 02:10:46:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so I’m going to go up the faunas door. Are we using our charges? |
| 02:10:47:28 | 02:10:52:07 | Chris [TBD] | I mean am I gonna be able to fit under this door if I shrunk down to seven inches? |
| 02:10:56:15 | 02:11:01:10 | Steve [GM] | it’s a much smaller crack underneath. You could probably try to like squeeze |
| 02:10:59:04 | 02:11:02:04 | Chris [TBD] | my huge muscles |
| 02:11:03:05 | 02:11:04:23 | Chris [TBD] | let’s be honest here |
| 02:11:03:17 | 02:11:05:21 | Steve [GM] | Like you’d have to crawl underneath |
| 02:11:04:22 | 02:11:16:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | okay I’m gonna go into Fauna’s room with my key. |
| 02:11:05:26 | 02:11:06:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | trigger some magic |
| 02:11:07:08 | 02:11:11:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Guys, I found some olive oil to put on the chat balls over here. |
| 02:11:12:13 | 02:11:14:03 | Chris [TBD] | squeeze me through the crack |
| 02:11:15:08 | 02:11:16:11 | Brin [Basil] | Grease you up |
| 02:11:15:08 | 02:11:17:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I have the lanyard |
| 02:11:17:05 | 02:11:18:02 | Steve [GM] | You’re gonna use |
| 02:11:17:13 | 02:11:18:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Just lube you up. |
| 02:11:18:09 | 02:11:20:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I put one on, so I have one as well. |
| 02:11:20:13 | 02:11:21:09 | Steve [GM] | Well, yeah |
| 02:11:20:14 | 02:11:22:01 | Dave [Xeros] | It doesn’t have any magical charges. |
| 02:11:20:18 | 02:11:21:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no but you don’t |
| 02:11:22:23 | 02:11:25:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | mine is the only one that has the two charges |
| 02:11:23:18 | 02:11:29:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh. Are you okay to use it? Yeah. Go-go. |
| 02:11:27:06 | 02:11:27:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | fauna |
| 02:11:30:15 | 02:11:40:28 | Brin [Basil] | The biggest deal All I can think about is Nacho Libre The gold guy |
| 02:11:30:29 | 02:11:32:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah we’re going to go |
| 02:11:32:29 | 02:12:10:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | fun. Is |
| 02:11:34:22 | 02:11:36:19 | Steve [GM] | Fauna’s room. I’m not answering that question |
| 02:11:42:28 | 02:11:54:27 | Steve [GM] | The spot next to the doorknob One of the dots disappears And the door opens up And it’s an office with a large desk Not there but actually far in |
| 02:11:54:27 | 02:12:01:18 | Steve [GM] | Um and there’s some bookshelves Knickknacks I mean it’s An office where |
| 02:12:05:17 | 02:12:08:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | for this room? Like |
| 02:12:10:13 | 02:12:13:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yeah I’m walking |
| 02:12:10:25 | 02:12:15:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it concerned that there’s nobody else in the library? |
| 02:12:16:26 | 02:12:22:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yeah uh I got a 9 plus 3 is that enough |
| 02:12:24:02 | 02:12:31:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | does anyone else wanna do anything before walking in well don’t walk in just |
| 02:12:26:15 | 02:12:35:22 | Brin [Basil] | um i can i can try and do a perception too i can walk in there with you i got exact same as you nine three |
| 02:12:38:06 | 02:12:39:06 | Steve [GM] | Just look |
| 02:12:38:11 | 02:12:49:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | case there’s any traps this is her office like detect magic or anything doesn’t matter |
| 02:12:41:13 | 02:12:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | This is the leader of the crew and she’s probably not just going to leave a single door |
| 02:12:51:28 | 02:12:59:04 | Brin [Basil] | i’m like is there is there anything that we can see on is there any thing we can say like on her desk |
| 02:12:58:05 | 02:12:58:20 | Chris [TBD] | Three. |
| 02:13:01:10 | 02:13:06:18 | Brin [Basil] | yeah i gotta i got 12 even though we’re inside of the office |
| 02:13:03:01 | 02:13:04:11 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, you can’t see any |
| 02:13:07:25 | 02:13:08:08 | Brin [Basil] | oh |
| 02:13:09:26 | 02:13:12:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | We don’t want to walk in until we see if there’s any traps. |
| 02:13:14:05 | 02:13:22:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to walk around the corner with a lot of shad balls in my hands and no pants on. |
| 02:13:14:28 | 02:13:17:20 | Steve [GM] | you can’t see what’s on the desk but there’s something there |
| 02:13:23:07 | 02:13:27:13 | Dave [Xeros] | And I see everyone just, like, looking inside of a door that I had no idea was closed before |
| 02:13:27:13 | 02:13:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | and i just kind of like like walk through it’s like yeah hey guys |
| 02:13:32:11 | 02:13:34:24 | Steve [GM] | so you’re all like I don’t know |
| 02:13:32:23 | 02:13:46:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So you open up the |
| 02:13:38:02 | 02:13:54:01 | Dave [Xeros] | an office over here can we look what’s excellent |
| 02:13:42:19 | 02:13:43:20 | Steve [GM] | in |
| 02:13:44:28 | 02:13:49:14 | Steve [GM] | and as he heads towards the desk, he suddenly appears behind you |
| 02:13:50:26 | 02:13:52:22 | Steve [GM] | still chomping on his balls |
| 02:13:54:01 | 02:14:01:26 | Dave [Xeros] | hey oh wow guys there’S there’s another door over here did you guys see that this was open all right walk right past |
| 02:14:00:00 | 02:14:01:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:14:00:09 | 02:14:03:02 | Brin [Basil] | Is that a time loop? |
| 02:14:02:12 | 02:14:05:17 | Steve [GM] | You walk in and just as you are about to get |
| 02:14:03:13 | 02:14:03:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah. |
| 02:14:03:28 | 02:14:15:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yep hey guys did you see that there’s a door up here um i feel like i’ve done this before |
| 02:14:11:21 | 02:14:16:26 | Chris [TBD] | Welcome back. |
| 02:14:15:10 | 02:14:22:06 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s a little deja vu uh hey i think past this door up here there’s a teleportation spell that |
| 02:14:22:06 | 02:14:31:17 | Dave [Xeros] | is keep like teleporting me here um do you want to like lube up with olive oil and i’ll slide |
| 02:14:39:21 | 02:14:50:08 | Brin [Basil] | While he’s doing that, I grab one of your shad balls and I throw it and then I turn around |
| 02:14:40:04 | 02:14:47:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | wow that’s |
| 02:14:50:02 | 02:14:51:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | all right the only |
| 02:14:52:13 | 02:14:59:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a perception roll okay well shrinks you |
| 02:14:53:28 | 02:14:57:09 | Chris [TBD] | and it also shrinks you |
| 02:14:56:19 | 02:14:58:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh i don’t know if |
| 02:14:57:17 | 02:14:58:28 | Brin [Basil] | I’m not hungry. |
| 02:14:59:17 | 02:14:59:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | wait wait |
| 02:15:01:01 | 02:15:02:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | wait Wait, wait, wait. |
| 02:15:02:08 | 02:15:04:11 | Chris [TBD] | we shrink back to our roll percentage |
| 02:15:03:27 | 02:15:09:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I made sure before I rolled that or before like |
| 02:15:04:06 | 02:15:05:08 | Brin [Basil] | I forgot about that. |
| 02:15:11:11 | 02:15:23:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no No. I did shout my scroll spell because they use spells so my jubilee scroll |
| 02:15:23:06 | 02:15:28:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and then if I roll a 1 or something, there’s this potential wild magic surge that can happen? |
| 02:15:29:10 | 02:15:37:08 | Steve [GM] | so you’re saying you did do a magic spell with that scroll. So now we also have a wild surge of magic |
| 02:15:37:01 | 02:15:45:12 | Brin [Basil] | He didn’t tell us because he’s a liar and we’re catching them. |
| 02:15:37:04 | 02:15:42:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yes. Correct. This could help us maybe break through the teleportation. |
| 02:15:44:18 | 02:15:46:25 | Dave [Xeros] | the teleportation and you’re just catching them in your mouth. |
| 02:15:49:18 | 02:15:52:28 | Steve [GM] | Every time you throw a shad ball into the room is what |
| 02:15:53:00 | 02:15:53:23 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m throwing it into |
| 02:15:53:06 | 02:16:09:10 | Brin [Basil] | I’m sorry, you can’t talk to me about this thing. |
| 02:15:55:20 | 02:15:57:02 | Dave [Xeros] | side, and she’s catching them at her mouth. |
| 02:15:59:19 | 02:16:00:15 | Steve [GM] | What’s happening |
| 02:16:03:02 | 02:16:04:15 | Steve [GM] | You guys are so lucky |
| 02:16:07:13 | 02:16:13:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay well Only one who hasn’t done a perception roll is you Eros will you please |
| 02:16:08:19 | 02:16:09:08 | Steve [GM] | Okay |
| 02:16:11:18 | 02:16:13:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Me? You want me to… |
| 02:16:13:16 | 02:16:19:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Uh, we need to figure out what’s behind the teleportation spell over there. Something important. |
| 02:16:14:29 | 02:16:16:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Roll for perception |
| 02:16:16:29 | 02:16:18:14 | Chris [TBD] | That’s what we’re trying to figure out. |
| 02:16:18:07 | 02:16:19:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Do it? Okay. |
| 02:16:20:25 | 02:16:21:12 | Steve [GM] | perception roll |
| 02:16:21:11 | 02:16:22:13 | Dave [Xeros] | I imagine it’s |
| 02:16:23:14 | 02:16:24:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to touch myself with bardic |
| 02:16:29:02 | 02:16:31:09 | Chris [TBD] | I even have to spell magic as an option. |
| 02:16:31:15 | 02:16:33:16 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s an unnatural 20 |
| 02:16:34:27 | 02:16:45:29 | Steve [GM] | One thing that catches your eye because it’s just, yeah. It’s just the quantity of pictures and little statuettes |
| 02:16:38:07 | 02:16:39:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ve gone through it a couple of times. |
| 02:16:43:07 | 02:17:08:08 | Brin [Basil] | this is bad |
| 02:16:45:29 | 02:16:51:13 | Steve [GM] | of animals like little cats and little dogs, little horsies, |
| 02:16:52:10 | 02:17:02:05 | Steve [GM] | little bunnies but whoever Fauna is she seems to like animals. How weird is that? |
| 02:16:55:04 | 02:17:09:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I am |
| 02:17:04:11 | 02:17:07:07 | Dave [Xeros] | go to the flora area and there might be, like… |
| 02:17:09:24 | 02:17:13:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | not an Not all animal Yeah |
| 02:17:13:14 | 02:17:18:06 | Dave [Xeros] | because he’s got my pants on. And I’ll just pull him in. |
| 02:17:19:15 | 02:17:24:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m not a druid But I am |
| 02:17:20:28 | 02:17:24:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to start grabbing all the statues and throwing them in my pockets. |
| 02:17:24:14 | 02:17:29:20 | Steve [GM] | Whenever you try to grab something off of it You just end up back outside |
| 02:17:31:23 | 02:17:34:22 | Dave [Xeros] | to grab a statue? Or is it when it sees me? |
| 02:17:34:25 | 02:17:39:01 | Steve [GM] | So when you move into the room If you touch any of those |
| 02:17:36:18 | 02:17:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-huh. |
| 02:17:40:06 | 02:17:49:22 | Steve [GM] | It just teleports you back out And if you get too close to the desk It teleports me back out And you dragged him in with you He got teleported out too |
| 02:17:55:01 | 02:17:55:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah |
| 02:18:01:00 | 02:18:02:19 | Steve [GM] | The DM’s like, you want to do that check? |
| 02:18:04:15 | 02:18:06:27 | Steve [GM] | He should have told me no. No. |
| 02:18:05:03 | 02:18:06:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh my gosh |
| 02:18:05:05 | 02:18:07:15 | Brin [Basil] | no I do not |
| 02:18:08:14 | 02:18:12:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh wow um 11 |
| 02:18:16:06 | 02:18:18:06 | Steve [GM] | Ooh, that D6 would be the difference. |
| 02:18:23:05 | 02:18:26:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay uh i have a zenzu I have a Zenzu fruit |
| 02:18:23:08 | 02:18:25:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Who else has our contact? |
| 02:18:26:14 | 02:18:33:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Just Let him Don’t waste it, don’t waste it yet. Let, let |
| 02:18:27:06 | 02:18:31:26 | Brin [Basil] | If you don’t need one, I don’t have any. |
| 02:18:34:22 | 02:18:46:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Do I have Arcana? I don’t think I have Magic as much I can do it |
| 02:18:40:28 | 02:18:45:20 | Steve [GM] | It’s probably… Go ahead and go ahead and do an Arcana check though. |
| 02:18:46:21 | 02:18:46:27 | Steve [GM] | Sure. |
| 02:18:49:05 | 02:18:50:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Arcana plus 3 |
| 02:18:54:05 | 02:18:57:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 10 plus 3 wow |
| 02:18:57:14 | 02:18:59:23 | Chris [TBD] | Man, you and your 15 rule! |
| 02:18:57:24 | 02:19:06:03 | Brin [Basil] | Can I try? It |
| 02:19:01:18 | 02:19:05:13 | Chris [TBD] | Steve really wants us really bad at this thing. |
| 02:19:07:28 | 02:19:10:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah arcana |
| 02:19:09:25 | 02:19:10:20 | Steve [GM] | Yep, yep. |
| 02:19:10:19 | 02:19:20:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Can we just like Cast something at it Just throw We don’t know that |
| 02:19:16:16 | 02:19:23:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That will literally shoot back Let’s not We know it. We’ve thrown cheese balls at it. |
| 02:19:21:19 | 02:19:25:29 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just going to run with my fist and punch it And go right back. |
| 02:19:22:20 | 02:19:23:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Chez |
| 02:19:27:17 | 02:19:28:27 | Steve [GM] | and just hit an ordle |
| 02:19:29:22 | 02:19:32:01 | Chris [TBD] | Okay, I’m gonna… |
| 02:19:36:27 | 02:19:46:01 | Chris [TBD] | seeing is anytime you enter the room to get to a certain point you can teleport out. Anytime you grab something in the room you get teleported out. |
| 02:19:45:20 | 02:19:48:08 | Steve [GM] | But you notice that there are lots of animals |
| 02:19:49:24 | 02:19:57:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, have we sent an animal through yet? Can we… Bunny? Bunny, do you want to just go in real quick? |
| 02:19:51:11 | 02:19:56:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can the three of us just like lock arms and walk in real quick together |
| 02:19:53:16 | 02:19:53:28 | Brin [Basil] | yeah |
| 02:19:58:22 | 02:19:59:26 | Brin [Basil] | I waltz in there |
| 02:20:02:13 | 02:20:08:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but can we try and go in wait let’s go together let’s |
| 02:20:03:29 | 02:20:05:16 | Brin [Basil] | and grab the bunny statue |
| 02:20:07:29 | 02:20:09:20 | Steve [GM] | what did did you do an arcana |
| 02:20:08:04 | 02:20:10:04 | Brin [Basil] | no look okay |
| 02:20:08:19 | 02:20:17:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | go like two at once yeah yep do |
| 02:20:10:26 | 02:20:16:06 | Dave [Xeros] | do an arcana but i my um my whiskey is run out so i’m gonna go ahead |
| 02:20:11:25 | 02:20:13:11 | Brin [Basil] | do you want to like link arms |
| 02:20:16:06 | 02:20:24:10 | Dave [Xeros] | and i’m going to hit the port rum to get advantage on all rolls um and |
| 02:20:18:16 | 02:20:19:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | want to join us |
| 02:20:22:14 | 02:20:30:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh you’re part animal you count we’re linking arms we’re going to run through the teleportation together |
| 02:20:24:28 | 02:20:27:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Sure. We’re all going to skip together. |
| 02:20:32:13 | 02:20:33:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh no. |
| 02:20:36:11 | 02:20:39:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, but it doesn’t matter because the animals… I’m doing the Arcana check. |
| 02:20:42:26 | 02:20:45:26 | Dave [Xeros] | That is another unnatural… |
| 02:20:45:00 | 02:20:46:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | What is he looking at? |
| 02:20:48:14 | 02:20:50:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well too late we already skipped through so |
| 02:20:52:08 | 02:20:53:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh beautiful |
| 02:20:54:04 | 02:21:06:04 | Steve [GM] | what you really can tell is that um like you remember a bardic song that you learned uh very very early on in your in your youth |
| 02:21:06:04 | 02:21:16:01 | Steve [GM] | that um i emphasize how important it is to be precise in your uh in your spell casting |
| 02:21:16:01 | 02:21:23:21 | Steve [GM] | that you want to make sure that you are kind of going along with the rules of that particular |
| 02:21:23:21 | 02:21:31:27 | Steve [GM] | spell so you don’t want to like dilute it by having extra parts or uh anything that would |
| 02:21:31:27 | 02:21:40:16 | Steve [GM] | make the spell read wrong and you see a lot of animals are you figuring this out yet |
| 02:21:40:13 | 02:21:43:27 | Chris [TBD] | no is it old mcdonald had a farm i have no idea |
| 02:21:42:03 | 02:21:48:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | do we have do we need to |
| 02:21:42:27 | 02:21:45:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m going to cast animal handling |
| 02:21:45:03 | 02:21:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:21:45:13 | 02:21:46:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:21:50:05 | 02:21:54:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | strip down to our natural animal and drop our weapons or something |
| 02:21:51:24 | 02:21:59:13 | Brin [Basil] | only… Well, wait a minute. What about no animals or anything other than what she is can get through it maybe? |
| 02:21:55:06 | 02:21:58:29 | Chris [TBD] | it’s got to be more simpler than this we’re way overthinking |
| 02:21:59:06 | 02:22:00:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, what is Fauna? |
| 02:22:03:04 | 02:22:06:10 | Dave [Xeros] | We saw she made a big announcement out in the… |
| 02:22:05:18 | 02:22:06:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah |
| 02:22:08:19 | 02:22:14:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Have you walked in yet Aren’t you the only |
| 02:22:08:26 | 02:22:09:24 | Steve [GM] | Puanna looked like. |
| 02:22:11:29 | 02:22:13:26 | Chris [TBD] | No, I have not. |
| 02:22:12:01 | 02:22:18:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | she’s probably like a you know fawn and sort of a goat-like creature or something right |
| 02:22:15:13 | 02:22:18:27 | Chris [TBD] | I’m a Goliath but humanoid yeah |
| 02:22:20:19 | 02:22:22:11 | Chris [TBD] | she likes animals though |
| 02:22:23:07 | 02:22:25:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Doesn’t she test on animals? |
| 02:22:28:11 | 02:22:33:29 | Brin [Basil] | this teleporting thing is only allowing a certain race to go through. |
| 02:22:31:24 | 02:22:32:11 | Chris [TBD] | really know |
| 02:22:34:06 | 02:22:38:01 | Chris [TBD] | okay why am I |
| 02:22:39:21 | 02:22:47:08 | Chris [TBD] | I feel like this should be easier okay I will walk in I will walk in I’m with Golieth |
| 02:22:50:00 | 02:22:55:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I will shift into an actual animal. |
| 02:22:56:29 | 02:22:58:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I can shift into a wolf. |
| 02:22:58:09 | 02:22:59:19 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah but hold on |
| 02:23:00:15 | 02:23:03:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m going to shift into another animal. |
| 02:23:01:27 | 02:23:03:21 | Chris [TBD] | A bunny went through |
| 02:23:04:25 | 02:23:06:24 | Brin [Basil] | I’m a hairy dog. |
| 02:23:04:27 | 02:23:05:23 | Chris [TBD] | She’s an actual |
| 02:23:07:13 | 02:23:08:04 | Chris [TBD] | Okay |
| 02:23:10:07 | 02:23:10:27 | Chris [TBD] | Alright |
| 02:23:10:09 | 02:23:11:23 | Brin [Basil] | I have human hands as well. |
| 02:23:12:22 | 02:23:13:29 | Steve [GM] | They’re just covering |
| 02:23:13:18 | 02:23:24:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | As a bonus action, you can shift and assume a more bestial form and gain four temporary hit points. Your transformation lasts for one minute until you die |
| 02:23:14:15 | 02:23:16:00 | Brin [Basil] | I can go like this? |
| 02:23:15:21 | 02:23:23:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | they’re kind of manly bunny hands i’m gonna be I mean, they’re really feminine funny hands. Not lying. |
| 02:23:18:08 | 02:23:19:08 | Brin [Basil] | Excuse me? |
| 02:23:24:08 | 02:23:26:09 | Brin [Basil] | Freaking soft paws over here. |
| 02:23:24:22 | 02:23:29:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | or until you revert using a bonus option. You can shift two times per long rest and also gain benefit. |
| 02:23:31:28 | 02:23:32:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah. |
| 02:23:34:29 | 02:23:36:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | All right, I’m going to shift. |
| 02:23:35:26 | 02:23:43:00 | Steve [GM] | all right you walk in and as you go just as a quick experiment you let your little wolf tail |
| 02:23:43:00 | 02:23:53:06 | Steve [GM] | not like wag towards some of the books and stuff and you just knock them over which is a good sign so you can head toward the desk |
| 02:23:53:11 | 02:23:53:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Cool! |
| 02:23:54:24 | 02:24:00:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey look, she made it! I’m going to chuck some more shad balls into the teleportation circle and see if you guys can catch them. |
| 02:24:00:10 | 02:24:01:11 | Chris [TBD] | Tell us what you see |
| 02:24:01:19 | 02:24:04:15 | Steve [GM] | you’re basically just in all right |
| 02:24:02:08 | 02:24:14:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um look for a ledger is we’re looking |
| 02:24:04:01 | 02:24:05:29 | Brin [Basil] | I am not hungry at all. |
| 02:24:08:19 | 02:24:10:27 | Dave [Xeros] | These cheese balls are disgusting! |
| 02:24:12:26 | 02:24:13:10 | Chris [TBD] | stale |
| 02:24:14:06 | 02:24:22:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | for a ledger is that what we said we want to find in there yeah all right |
| 02:24:15:01 | 02:24:23:16 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, let’s see We need to |
| 02:24:19:17 | 02:24:21:21 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s not that they’ve been around for 100 years. |
| 02:24:24:23 | 02:24:26:07 | Chris [TBD] | To take over Correus |
| 02:24:25:29 | 02:24:28:01 | Brin [Basil] | This one’s made from age school. |
| 02:24:29:01 | 02:24:30:27 | Brin [Basil] | Sorry, sorry. |
| 02:24:31:21 | 02:24:43:16 | Steve [GM] | you go up to the desk and uh now that you’re like now that you’ve come into the room you see that it’s actually not quite as tidy as it looked like originally in fact there’s uh |
| 02:24:43:16 | 02:24:52:29 | Steve [GM] | it seems like fauna is kind of a bit of a slob there’s like clothes just like like jackets and stuff nothing untoward but |
| 02:24:53:19 | 02:25:00:19 | Steve [GM] | got mounds of books and ledgers and stuff so like it looks like it was |
| 02:25:01:22 | 02:25:08:04 | Steve [GM] | kept when you were outside but now that you’re inside it’s like this lady’s got some organizational |
| 02:25:10:07 | 02:25:14:16 | Brin [Basil] | that is not good because don’t you only have two minutes one minute |
| 02:25:15:22 | 02:25:26:07 | Steve [GM] | remember how you thought you saw something on the desk when you get close enough it is you know just a it’s some of the like its notes |
| 02:25:32:15 | 02:25:43:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m just gonna grab it with my teeth and throw it out. And does it make it out? Okay, someone catch that! |
| 02:25:43:03 | 02:25:54:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And then I’m going to continue looking around well you can just keep it…and then i’m |
| 02:25:43:22 | 02:25:44:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m the fastest reader |
| 02:25:47:20 | 02:25:51:25 | Dave [Xeros] | But you only read fast reading scriptures, right? |
| 02:25:52:05 | 02:25:57:27 | Brin [Basil] | why isn’t this organized by verses |
| 02:25:54:06 | 02:25:55:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gonna continue to look |
| 02:25:55:11 | 02:26:08:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | around 9 plus |
| 02:26:08:21 | 02:26:36:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 5 okay I’m |
| 02:26:09:02 | 02:26:16:28 | Steve [GM] | oh 14 so uh yeah you’re not seeing anything nothing else like really stands out to you |
| 02:26:16:28 | 02:26:27:16 | Steve [GM] | but what you grabbed definitely like you just kind of get that vibe that it’s something that was being used and looked at uh it’s like one of the important things |
| 02:26:27:16 | 02:26:34:10 | Steve [GM] | so you probably got the best there could be something else in here but time is running out |
| 02:26:31:21 | 02:26:51:16 | Chris [TBD] | Good girl |
| 02:26:36:18 | 02:26:39:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gonna grab the first thing I see and just grab it and run out. |
| 02:26:40:29 | 02:26:42:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Whatever I see is what I get. |
| 02:26:42:06 | 02:26:49:02 | Steve [GM] | okay fair enough so uh you go back out and you turn back into your normal self |
| 02:26:52:04 | 02:26:58:15 | Steve [GM] | you do there’s still like what you grabbed is still in your mouth so you’re standing there and there’s like a little scroll |
| 02:26:58:04 | 02:26:59:07 | Chris [TBD] | Let go |
| 02:27:00:26 | 02:27:01:21 | Chris [TBD] | Nice |
| 02:27:03:18 | 02:27:04:13 | Steve [GM] | what you |
| 02:27:06:14 | 02:27:10:02 | Steve [GM] | got is it’s called a spell scroll |
| 02:27:08:13 | 02:27:08:22 | Dave [Xeros] | notice |
| 02:27:12:01 | 02:27:13:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Got a spell scroll |
| 02:27:13:23 | 02:27:17:28 | Steve [GM] | consumable, so you can use it one time even if you don’t normally |
| 02:27:19:04 | 02:27:21:21 | Steve [GM] | and so you now have a spell school for magic |
| 02:27:21:22 | 02:27:23:05 | Chris [TBD] | Oh sweet |
| 02:27:23:29 | 02:27:26:24 | Steve [GM] | are fun just because they’re auto hit basically |
| 02:27:28:15 | 02:27:30:01 | Steve [GM] | three magical darts |
| 02:27:32:03 | 02:27:35:17 | Steve [GM] | just shoot right out of the scroll. It’s only one use but it is a wave |
| 02:27:35:00 | 02:27:36:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | How many missiles? |
| 02:27:40:27 | 02:27:47:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just like sped read everything that she throughout me like basically memorized the whole thing what did i what did I find |
| 02:27:45:22 | 02:27:50:06 | Brin [Basil] | his owl graphic memory |
| 02:27:47:14 | 02:27:48:28 | Chris [TBD] | Keywords like prisoners, |
| 02:27:50:10 | 02:27:53:23 | Chris [TBD] | keywords like sabotage, Correus. |
| 02:27:53:25 | 02:28:05:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Manny okay so why can we find |
| 02:27:56:23 | 02:27:57:10 | Steve [GM] | So |
| 02:27:58:14 | 02:27:59:17 | Steve [GM] | quite conveniently |
| 02:28:00:05 | 02:28:10:22 | Chris [TBD] | She may be completely disorganized in her organizational skills and her writing skills is unbelievable. |
| 02:28:00:23 | 02:28:02:14 | Steve [GM] | Fauna has outlined many |
| 02:28:02:24 | 02:28:03:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah |
| 02:28:11:17 | 02:28:23:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I do find a couple format errors you know it’s not like perfect APA format or anything but |
| 02:28:12:21 | 02:28:13:24 | Chris [TBD] | It’s beautiful. |
| 02:28:15:07 | 02:28:18:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you know |
| 02:28:16:19 | 02:28:17:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:28:16:19 | 02:28:18:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:28:22:09 | 02:28:23:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | APA |
| 02:28:23:02 | 02:28:32:19 | Brin [Basil] | there is |
| 02:28:23:04 | 02:28:24:22 | Steve [GM] | Her footnotes have something |
| 02:28:23:12 | 02:28:29:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no, yeah so But what do we get? |
| 02:28:25:15 | 02:28:33:06 | Dave [Xeros] | couple semi -coldens okay so the idea is that they’re |
| 02:28:29:25 | 02:28:36:29 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so the idea behind that Fauna has is she has been working really |
| 02:28:32:19 | 02:28:52:27 | Brin [Basil] | fear |
| 02:28:36:29 | 02:28:46:08 | Steve [GM] | hard to get—to push Sinidae toward not just war but she’s looking for extermination. |
| 02:28:46:16 | 02:28:50:00 | Steve [GM] | She wants to wipe out all of the people of Coreas. |
| 02:28:51:25 | 02:29:00:02 | Steve [GM] | They’re inferior and they also have a lot of land. So it’s about time the best people take over. |
| 02:28:52:27 | 02:29:01:07 | Brin [Basil] | to that |
| 02:29:00:09 | 02:29:07:19 | Steve [GM] | And to that end, she has been diverting some of the funds from the |
| 02:29:07:19 | 02:29:12:20 | Steve [GM] | taxpayers toward magical experimentation. |
| 02:29:13:21 | 02:29:24:23 | Steve [GM] | So creatures that are unsavory are being taken down beneath Sinidae where they are imprisoned and then experimented on them. |
| 02:29:25:02 | 02:29:31:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | if she could like go through the teleport is she an animal |
| 02:29:36:22 | 02:29:39:10 | Chris [TBD] | Or she’s like a little mouse watching us right now. |
| 02:29:40:19 | 02:29:41:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:29:43:01 | 02:29:44:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, continue. |
| 02:29:43:18 | 02:29:50:18 | Dave [Xeros] | uh so this is interesting um so fauna has a final solution right |
| 02:29:43:29 | 02:29:45:16 | Steve [GM] | What do your tiny little eyes |
| 02:29:47:15 | 02:29:48:16 | Chris [TBD] | Beedy eyes. |
| 02:29:50:18 | 02:30:00:04 | Dave [Xeros] | um and she wants to exterminate our entire uh continent um wow i mean that’s some lofty goals |
| 02:30:04:05 | 02:30:04:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:30:04:11 | 02:30:11:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yes um does |
| 02:30:05:26 | 02:30:07:10 | Steve [GM] | No one can hear you winking. |
| 02:30:06:08 | 02:30:09:25 | Brin [Basil] | i can’t wink i’m very sorry |
| 02:30:10:07 | 02:30:11:16 | Steve [GM] | I wink with both |
| 02:30:11:02 | 02:30:23:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | very good |
| 02:30:11:09 | 02:30:15:06 | Brin [Basil] | i really do i literally can’t i |
| 02:30:16:13 | 02:30:17:19 | Brin [Basil] | can’t do it |
| 02:30:24:08 | 02:30:25:21 | Chris [TBD] | about… Yeah, Manny? |
| 02:30:28:08 | 02:30:29:20 | Brin [Basil] | photocopies of this |
| 02:30:32:18 | 02:30:34:17 | Brin [Basil] | They have a fax machine in the back. |
| 02:30:36:24 | 02:30:37:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:30:38:11 | 02:30:44:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s not a bad idea though yeah okay great multiply multiply |
| 02:30:38:26 | 02:30:40:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | someone fly off with it. |
| 02:30:40:19 | 02:30:44:03 | Brin [Basil] | They’re distributed by doves? |
| 02:30:40:19 | 02:30:49:21 | Dave [Xeros] | i know right uprising uprising um |
| 02:30:44:22 | 02:30:46:14 | Steve [GM] | you guys are so funny |
| 02:30:47:01 | 02:30:56:16 | Chris [TBD] | there eventually and then we’re out again. Yeah. Editing this thing has been a beast. |
| 02:30:48:18 | 02:30:52:12 | Steve [GM] | You delta out and then we come back together for a minute or two |
| 02:30:56:22 | 02:30:58:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so sorry so sorry |
| 02:30:59:09 | 02:31:02:26 | Steve [GM] | What You turn the page |
| 02:31:00:06 | 02:31:02:06 | Dave [Xeros] | there a fax machine in the back i mean |
| 02:31:02:26 | 02:31:03:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes |
| 02:31:04:29 | 02:31:08:15 | Steve [GM] | of the nefarious, conveniently written down Nefarious plans |
| 02:31:09:25 | 02:31:13:09 | Steve [GM] | So these muting creatures she’s slowly accumulating essentially |
| 02:31:14:16 | 02:31:24:08 | Steve [GM] | an army um and it is something that she is planning on passing along as it were so anyone that she doesn’t kill |
| 02:31:24:08 | 02:31:35:20 | Steve [GM] | she’ll just start mutating them with the veil tear magic um and the thing is she’s also playing this political game because if she can |
| 02:31:35:20 | 02:31:37:12 | Steve [GM] | convince the parliament to |
| 02:31:42:05 | 02:31:43:05 | Steve [GM] | a really fast reader |
| 02:31:43:28 | 02:31:47:23 | Chris [TBD] | Dear diary, that’s we found our diary is what it sounds like. |
| 02:31:45:10 | 02:31:50:13 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah dear dary chapter 12 the final solution |
| 02:31:45:21 | 02:31:49:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yep i’m on chapter 12 like i’m already |
| 02:31:51:06 | 02:31:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:31:53:10 | 02:31:54:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | cut to the end |
| 02:31:54:23 | 02:32:03:09 | Steve [GM] | it uh if she can get her the vote to go her way it’s essentially going to create a coup |
| 02:31:54:27 | 02:31:56:17 | Chris [TBD] | I mean, I appreciate it but |
| 02:32:04:12 | 02:32:10:09 | Steve [GM] | so like she’s gonna win regardless either they’ll vote for her or they’ll find a way to |
| 02:32:07:26 | 02:32:13:11 | Dave [Xeros] | so we so we do need to get pamphlets and distribute them |
| 02:32:11:11 | 02:32:20:05 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, I can’t do that. I have several quills handy. |
| 02:32:22:15 | 02:32:24:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i was almost out of pamphlets this is perfect |
| 02:32:25:14 | 02:32:30:26 | Steve [GM] | okay um anyway uh yeah so it seems like fauna is a very bad person |
| 02:32:32:14 | 02:32:43:20 | Brin [Basil] | I really want to know what species she is, and this is Mars Von… |
| 02:32:38:29 | 02:32:40:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s the other guy’s office. |
| 02:32:45:18 | 02:32:47:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | potentially we want to go through with this thing |
| 02:32:49:28 | 02:32:57:18 | Steve [GM] | the end of the hallway and uh there is mm -hmm uh the the one with the politician whose name you |
| 02:32:57:18 | 02:33:04:17 | Steve [GM] | don’t recognize has it and then there’s uh a one more story like just a little bit more up top so |
| 02:33:09:01 | 02:33:12:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t think I don’t think we should check Mars office. I’m not… |
| 02:33:10:14 | 02:33:19:21 | Brin [Basil] | if he’s like, if she’s like Madam President who’s VP? |
| 02:33:22:27 | 02:33:30:26 | Chris [TBD] | isn’t this a crew establishment got it okay okay okay man there is |
| 02:33:23:13 | 02:33:26:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, but he’s probably working with the crew. |
| 02:33:27:28 | 02:33:37:05 | Steve [GM] | people of all political persuasions and it just so happens that they’re next to each other okay |
| 02:33:32:19 | 02:33:35:26 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to run up the stairs real quick just to see what’s on the second story. |
| 02:33:37:05 | 02:33:44:26 | Steve [GM] | On the second story, you have it |
| 02:33:44:26 | 02:33:52:01 | Steve [GM] | goes up fairly |
| 02:33:53:26 | 02:34:04:17 | Steve [GM] | So you just go up until you can kind of see the landing and unsurprisingly there’s locked doors but it is labeled as the debate chamber. |
| 02:34:06:10 | 02:34:17:03 | Steve [GM] | And that’s just what’s at the top of the staircase. case yep it doesn’t have that it looks |
| 02:34:14:26 | 02:34:16:19 | Dave [Xeros] | to get in there? It’s just locked? |
| 02:34:18:11 | 02:34:25:15 | Dave [Xeros] | And so the other two places are those two rooms down there that have the tallow-lanyards like entrance? Two, three. |
| 02:34:31:19 | 02:34:39:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I don’t know. uh i say we go into ma’s phonics room guys because at the top of the stairs we could probably pick pick a lock and get in that one |
| 02:34:36:29 | 02:34:43:07 | Chris [TBD] | before we do that, can you read the labels on the other doors real quick? |
| 02:34:44:29 | 02:34:46:22 | Chris [TBD] | No, he said there was two other doors. |
| 02:34:47:08 | 02:34:47:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah. |
| 02:34:47:16 | 02:34:54:04 | Steve [GM] | so these two are have politician names that you don’t but you do recognize |
| 02:34:48:09 | 02:34:52:01 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, they both do. |
| 02:34:54:04 | 02:35:03:22 | Steve [GM] | obviously much all right um roll a let’s do a stealth check everybody oh |
| 02:34:54:13 | 02:34:55:08 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, Mars Vano. |
| 02:35:13:00 | 02:35:21:03 | Steve [GM] | right so tb d uh all of |
| 02:35:16:17 | 02:35:16:29 | Chris [TBD] | Jeez. |
| 02:35:19:18 | 02:35:24:03 | Chris [TBD] | A bit much for me. |
| 02:35:21:03 | 02:35:32:09 | Steve [GM] | this talking has been oh it’s a bit much so he pulls out his guitar and starts kind of strumming along a little bit just as everybody is headed towards |
| 02:35:22:20 | 02:35:29:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s a bit much so it pulls out a piece of stuff like that and |
| 02:35:32:09 | 02:35:43:29 | Steve [GM] | mars von x room and coming from the room you hear a voice say wait a minute do you hear that do you hear that song |
| 02:35:42:13 | 02:35:49:10 | Chris [TBD] | They couldn’t hear him throwing shad balls across the hallway? |
| 02:35:43:29 | 02:35:45:23 | Steve [GM] | it’s music playing |
| 02:35:49:10 | 02:35:57:00 | Chris [TBD] | they can hear fine good point |
| 02:35:50:06 | 02:35:50:28 | Dave [Xeros] | the corner |
| 02:35:50:19 | 02:35:55:20 | Brin [Basil] | any of y ‘all directly down the gullet. |
| 02:35:53:05 | 02:35:54:06 | Dave [Xeros] | she caught |
| 02:35:56:26 | 02:35:58:18 | Dave [Xeros] | she’s furry and soft |
| 02:36:01:09 | 02:36:10:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, we don’t know but let’s say hi |
| 02:36:01:11 | 02:36:05:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I mean we’re kind of to help him |
| 02:36:01:16 | 02:36:03:20 | Steve [GM] | coming from Mars’ room |
| 02:36:11:20 | 02:36:13:26 | Steve [GM] | or do you got to decide really fast |
| 02:36:16:09 | 02:36:25:00 | Dave [Xeros] | And then I’m going to cast Minor Illusion. And I’m gonna have a, like a… |
| 02:36:28:24 | 02:36:35:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, the maid? The person that comes in and cleans up like a janitor cart in front of me? And then i’m just gonna… |
| 02:36:32:08 | 02:36:38:27 | Chris [TBD] | lady yes nortal is the cart |
| 02:36:34:00 | 02:36:35:23 | Steve [GM] | is that Nortle |
| 02:36:36:07 | 02:36:37:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Huh? Yes! |
| 02:36:39:19 | 02:36:45:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, and the cleaning cart actually does have like a pull pad on the end of it. Um, |
| 02:36:45:07 | 02:36:48:16 | Steve [GM] | for some reason and it just doesn’t fit into the magic. |
| 02:36:47:01 | 02:36:56:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I can’t ever get rid of that I’m disguised as a janitor so and then I grab the towel lanyard and I put it on |
| 02:36:56:27 | 02:37:00:09 | Brin [Basil] | Can you disguise all of us, too, as your cleaning helpers? |
| 02:36:58:23 | 02:37:00:14 | Chris [TBD] | Well, we have our little VIP |
| 02:37:02:10 | 02:37:09:14 | Chris [TBD] | Visitor passes I am going to pay attention and hide. |
| 02:37:04:25 | 02:37:05:23 | Dave [Xeros] | guys just go around |
| 02:37:09:16 | 02:37:16:02 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so do another self-roll for those of you who are trying to… |
| 02:37:14:14 | 02:37:15:01 | Brin [Basil] | Hiding. |
| 02:37:16:09 | 02:37:22:00 | Brin [Basil] | I got 10. |
| 02:37:17:18 | 02:37:18:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m good. |
| 02:37:19:18 | 02:37:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | Six? Nine again but |
| 02:37:23:23 | 02:37:29:18 | Steve [GM] | All right, so the door swings… The door swings, and wait, Fowlclaw, what’d you do? |
| 02:37:26:20 | 02:37:28:17 | Brin [Basil] | I didn’t get 10. |
| 02:37:26:24 | 02:37:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | happens! |
| 02:37:29:11 | 02:37:31:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I didn’t get a 20. |
| 02:37:32:19 | 02:37:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:37:34:20 | 02:37:36:20 | Chris [TBD] | Wait is he lying or is he… |
| 02:37:36:07 | 02:37:41:08 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s called being in character right there even meta he’s lying |
| 02:37:43:15 | 02:37:44:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s a nine |
| 02:37:44:24 | 02:37:46:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:37:44:24 | 02:37:46:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:37:45:17 | 02:38:04:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s no |
| 02:37:45:19 | 02:37:52:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so if you all try to scramble as magic |
| 02:37:48:18 | 02:37:54:13 | Steve [GM] | okay so you all try to scramble as uh magically agically |
| 02:37:57:24 | 02:37:58:14 | Dave [Xeros] | circus |
| 02:38:00:21 | 02:38:01:24 | Dave [Xeros] | magic yeah |
| 02:38:06:01 | 02:38:08:04 | Steve [GM] | we’ll get it one day |
| 02:38:08:07 | 02:38:12:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah and then magically there we go |
| 02:38:08:09 | 02:38:15:17 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, but you’re |
| 02:38:15:01 | 02:38:22:10 | Steve [GM] | your deception comes through just fine but everybody else is kind of scrambling just as the door swings open |
| 02:38:22:29 | 02:38:28:20 | Steve [GM] | and there you see a very tall handsome Ace Amir |
| 02:38:30:07 | 02:38:33:14 | Steve [GM] | who sees scrambling |
| 02:38:34:27 | 02:38:35:27 | Steve [GM] | but you’re |
| 02:38:35:04 | 02:38:35:17 | Chris [TBD] | What? |
| 02:38:37:14 | 02:38:38:25 | Steve [GM] | You’re right in |
| 02:38:37:14 | 02:38:38:02 | Brin [Basil] | You’re right. |
| 02:38:37:15 | 02:38:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | Shut up! |
| 02:38:40:07 | 02:38:43:14 | Steve [GM] | and he says what are |
| 02:38:45:14 | 02:38:57:00 | Chris [TBD] | one of those bushes but 7 feet tall and the top half of me is just poking out Who are you? |
| 02:38:47:11 | 02:38:48:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:38:50:01 | 02:38:51:29 | Steve [GM] | plus your wizard hat |
| 02:38:50:11 | 02:38:58:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | What are you doing |
| 02:38:52:09 | 02:38:58:14 | Brin [Basil] | What are you doing here? |
| 02:38:54:15 | 02:38:58:15 | Steve [GM] | What is going on? Who are you? What are you doing here? |
| 02:38:59:23 | 02:39:11:06 | Dave [Xeros] | um i’m uh i’m the new hire i’m just here to empty your trash and tidy up i need to you know press to digitate your room they didn’t tell you about this they give me a tala lanyard and everything |
| 02:39:16:23 | 02:39:20:13 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s heavy oh yeah that got advantage |
| 02:39:16:26 | 02:39:19:29 | Steve [GM] | Oh, you drank the rum though, right? So you got advantage of both. |
| 02:39:22:19 | 02:39:29:20 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s a nat 20 i don’t know straight up it’s a 20 and |
| 02:39:24:01 | 02:39:26:18 | Brin [Basil] | It’s freaking awesome. |
| 02:39:26:18 | 02:39:27:13 | Chris [TBD] | They’re weighted |
| 02:39:28:04 | 02:39:31:13 | Brin [Basil] | There we go! This is some loaded dice. |
| 02:39:29:20 | 02:39:36:17 | Dave [Xeros] | a four so the yeah yes you do |
| 02:39:31:12 | 02:39:35:07 | Steve [GM] | If it had been the four then he would have been like I smell whiskey on your breath. |
| 02:39:32:27 | 02:39:36:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yes he did |
| 02:39:37:09 | 02:39:41:27 | Dave [Xeros] | but i in the i mean when i applied for the job i didn’t say anything about not being able to drink |
| 02:39:46:29 | 02:39:57:15 | Steve [GM] | Mars glances over his shoulder You can’t see who he’s looking at or talking to and so he steps out into the hallway and kind of closes the door behind him And says |
| 02:39:57:15 | 02:40:01:01 | Steve [GM] | I’m not sure if |
| 02:40:09:08 | 02:40:14:20 | Dave [Xeros] | they said something about uh you know whether or not we’re gonna you know participate in some sort |
| 02:40:14:20 | 02:40:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | of final solution um like you know i mean i’m kind of a pacifist i’m really just riding coattails |
| 02:40:22:29 | 02:40:31:11 | Dave [Xeros] | here that’s why i’m a janitor no no |
| 02:40:24:26 | 02:40:30:10 | Steve [GM] | you a look oh um are you transformed into like a french maid outfit |
| 02:40:31:11 | 02:40:35:26 | Dave [Xeros] | i’m just i’m i’m like i’m an i’m in asemir with kind |
| 02:40:35:26 | 02:40:46:11 | Dave [Xeros] | of like just a janiter yeah like the coveralls thing no like a french maid i’m here to press |
| 02:40:37:02 | 02:40:43:21 | Steve [GM] | like coveralls kind of a thing okay for some reason i i missed that detail and so I was totally picturing you |
| 02:40:40:07 | 02:40:45:07 | Chris [TBD] | like a cleaning |
| 02:40:42:09 | 02:40:44:05 | Brin [Basil] | He’s envisioning |
| 02:40:43:15 | 02:40:44:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:45:28 | 02:40:50:10 | Brin [Basil] | an accidental fantasy. |
| 02:40:46:11 | 02:40:56:14 | Dave [Xeros] | to digitate your room wink oh i dropped my quill let me pick that up for you |
| 02:40:47:01 | 02:40:47:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:40:51:19 | 02:40:52:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh |
| 02:40:51:20 | 02:40:52:05 | Steve [GM] | you winking |
| 02:40:57:17 | 02:40:57:26 | Steve [GM] | so |
| 02:40:57:28 | 02:40:59:08 | Brin [Basil] | Bend and smell! |
| 02:41:00:14 | 02:41:05:07 | Dave [Xeros] | and we can go on i could do this all night |
| 02:41:00:25 | 02:41:10:00 | Chris [TBD] | that’s on you |
| 02:41:05:24 | 02:41:06:26 | Steve [GM] | was my fault |
| 02:41:06:12 | 02:41:07:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:41:08:03 | 02:41:09:02 | Steve [GM] | I’ll own that |
| 02:41:11:05 | 02:41:11:23 | Steve [GM] | okay |
| 02:41:16:16 | 02:41:24:22 | Steve [GM] | when you say this thing about final solution he just looks completely baffled we’re simply voting on whether or not we should open up |
| 02:41:26:06 | 02:41:38:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i that’s not what i just i was in fauna’s room just like a second ago and i was prestidigitating some stuff and there’s just hey i was i was cleaning |
| 02:41:42:18 | 02:41:53:28 | Dave [Xeros] | know my polishing material they just kind of all shut off and went up to go clean a desk and then there was just this book open in chapter 23 verse 6 said something about a |
| 02:41:53:28 | 02:42:05:26 | Dave [Xeros] | final solution I’m going to touch myself and give myself bardic inspiration it only gives |
| 02:41:58:14 | 02:41:59:11 | Steve [GM] | story is |
| 02:42:05:26 | 02:42:11:07 | Dave [Xeros] | me 1d6 already so that is a 20 unnatural 20. |
| 02:42:13:26 | 02:42:21:17 | Steve [GM] | this uh he kind of gives you a weird look because he’s aware of the security measures, but then |
| 02:42:22:19 | 02:42:23:05 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 02:42:27:05 | 02:42:32:15 | Steve [GM] | So he’s like can you show me what you’re talking about? |
| 02:42:35:14 | 02:42:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Just stay right here. I go around the corner real quick and I get the book from you and I just grab it real quick and I come walking around the coin and I’m like hey, yeah so right here |
| 02:42:47:09 | 02:42:49:08 | Dave [Xeros] | chapter 23 verse 4 |
| 02:42:51:19 | 02:42:56:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Fauna dear diary we are excited about |
| 02:42:58:10 | 02:43:09:28 | Dave [Xeros] | We are looking for an opportunity to kill any and all creatures on the land of Coreus, and or turn them into zombified monsters with the magical process |
| 02:43:09:28 | 02:43:14:10 | Dave [Xeros] | that we have been experimenting on underneath Cinedae. |
| 02:43:15:17 | 02:43:17:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Winky smiley face |
| 02:43:17:26 | 02:43:23:01 | Chris [TBD] | Little kiss, big kiss, little hug. |
| 02:43:20:13 | 02:43:21:11 | Dave [Xeros] | We are |
| 02:43:21:00 | 02:43:23:21 | Steve [GM] | All of the eyes have a heart over them? |
| 02:43:23:01 | 02:43:23:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:43:25:18 | 02:43:29:07 | Dave [Xeros] | for the Ace of Mere race to control the world |
| 02:43:31:14 | 02:43:34:21 | Dave [Xeros] | winky face And I’d turn it around |
| 02:43:34:21 | 02:43:55:03 | Dave [Xeros] | and show it to him sign fauna hey i |
| 02:43:37:13 | 02:43:38:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:43:40:27 | 02:43:49:29 | Steve [GM] | He turns like pale, like the blood drains from his face. And he actually stumbles a little bit. He’s so shocked by what he’s seeing here because it’s written very |
| 02:43:49:29 | 02:43:55:11 | Steve [GM] | clearly in Fauna’s handwriting and no, |
| 02:43:56:26 | 02:44:01:23 | Dave [Xeros] | i imagine she’s gonna get pissed if she like i don’t want to lose my job or anything like |
| 02:44:01:26 | 02:44:12:02 | Steve [GM] | You know, you might have just saved our country from a horrible, horrible mistake. I am going to keep this come into my office, please, please. |
| 02:44:12:08 | 02:44:15:28 | Steve [GM] | And he turns and opens up the door and swings it wide open. Uh, |
| 02:44:17:15 | 02:44:24:08 | Steve [GM] | Pushing Nortle for good luck. |
| 02:44:18:29 | 02:44:30:06 | Dave [Xeros] | is the cart i rub his pope hat as i’m pushing it in let’s do this taupe yep yeah |
| 02:44:25:27 | 02:44:30:22 | Steve [GM] | It’s got wheels, but they don’t spin because he’s walking. |
| 02:44:29:13 | 02:44:30:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:30:06 | 02:44:35:02 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah it’s like cardboard wheels on the outside |
| 02:44:30:12 | 02:44:31:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:30:12 | 02:44:31:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:34:04 | 02:44:36:19 | Brin [Basil] | It’s a tablecloth |
| 02:44:36:19 | 02:44:47:05 | Brin [Basil] | that looks like he whips him. |
| 02:44:39:29 | 02:44:41:22 | Steve [GM] | Mars doesn’t seem to care. |
| 02:44:44:04 | 02:44:45:08 | Chris [TBD] | Now, Nordle! |
| 02:44:45:13 | 02:44:46:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:44:47:08 | 02:44:47:28 | Chris [TBD] | Whaaat! |
| 02:44:50:19 | 02:44:52:19 | Chris [TBD] | Uh, see, um, |
| 02:44:51:14 | 02:44:52:07 | Steve [GM] | the |
| 02:44:54:01 | 02:45:05:29 | Steve [GM] | other person in the room turns to see, to look at you. Really small guy gnomish features and he looks at you with like wide eyes |
| 02:45:01:04 | 02:45:12:11 | Dave [Xeros] | god damn it look i don’t want to lose my job manny but i’m just kind of in this space where |
| 02:45:12:11 | 02:45:23:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i just got this job and uh i got some family to take care of so can you just like be okay with the fact that you’re from down there and be okay with the effect that i want to keep |
| 02:45:23:10 | 02:45:31:24 | Dave [Xeros] | cleaning this office for the next little bit is that okay i’m gonna |
| 02:45:28:25 | 02:45:33:00 | Steve [GM] | persuasion check on poor man |
| 02:45:29:06 | 02:45:34:27 | Chris [TBD] | How many of those do you have? |
| 02:45:33:01 | 02:45:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | inspiration again i have one more after this that |
| 02:45:42:14 | 02:45:43:19 | Chris [TBD] | find him. |
| 02:45:43:18 | 02:45:51:17 | Dave [Xeros] | would be a 23 it’s right |
| 02:45:50:17 | 02:45:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:45:51:06 | 02:45:51:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:45:52:09 | 02:45:59:15 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s a 17 plus 4 plus 1 no |
| 02:45:57:03 | 02:45:59:03 | Steve [GM] | didn’t get the lying liar on him |
| 02:46:05:12 | 02:46:05:20 | Brin [Basil] | role. |
| 02:46:08:01 | 02:46:19:25 | Steve [GM] | is really taken aback, you just said his name and he looks over to Mars but Mars is just staring at like he didn’t notice a little conversation |
| 02:46:08:22 | 02:46:10:02 | Chris [TBD] | really take it back. |
| 02:46:12:08 | 02:46:30:20 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah at the papers yep yep |
| 02:46:20:16 | 02:46:30:12 | Steve [GM] | so Manny just shrinks down into the couch a little bit and waits for you to finish cleaning the room, I guess. |
| 02:46:32:28 | 02:46:38:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to write down just on a little note that says, Lashara says hi. |
| 02:46:41:02 | 02:46:47:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Don’t worry about it and I’m gonna clean his clothes and make him look really like polished and clean. |
| 02:46:48:21 | 02:46:55:20 | Steve [GM] | Oh, okay. Well this is very alarming to him that Azamir comes up and starts manhandling him |
| 02:46:57:18 | 02:46:58:06 | Steve [GM] | And |
| 02:47:02:27 | 02:47:05:15 | Steve [GM] | he’s not a house health He’s just a gnome |
| 02:47:05:18 | 02:47:07:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Me is free! |
| 02:47:07:11 | 02:47:07:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:47:10:05 | 02:47:18:11 | Steve [GM] | So Manny going to, uh… He gets the note and looks at it. And then looks at you and just |
| 02:47:24:20 | 02:47:28:23 | Steve [GM] | your cart and sees like little green feet underneath a tablecloth |
| 02:47:29:26 | 02:47:31:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | poke our heads and wave? |
| 02:47:30:13 | 02:47:31:22 | Chris [TBD] | Not yet, hold on. |
| 02:47:31:17 | 02:47:33:08 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s like Scooby-Doo, like head. |
| 02:47:33:08 | 02:47:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:47:35:04 | 02:47:36:09 | Steve [GM] | want to come closer, you can |
| 02:47:36:23 | 02:47:37:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’ll come closer. |
| 02:47:41:05 | 02:47:43:16 | Brin [Basil] | let’s just stand outside the door so we can hear what’s being said |
| 02:47:45:29 | 02:47:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Hey, Maz, just really quick. I saw that there was a copy machine in the back. Is it okay to use that every once in a while? I just want to like Xerox my face or maybe my hands |
| 02:47:46:08 | 02:47:46:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | unlike him. |
| 02:47:57:08 | 02:47:58:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s fine |
| 02:48:01:13 | 02:48:02:29 | Chris [TBD] | I did too, I was like wait what? |
| 02:48:04:04 | 02:48:11:24 | Steve [GM] | um so by copying machine you mean like just a magical stone that if you and |
| 02:48:10:26 | 02:48:13:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and then yes |
| 02:48:15:09 | 02:48:16:29 | Brin [Basil] | it’s a big wheel that you have to say |
| 02:48:17:14 | 02:48:19:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | It’s a manual. |
| 02:48:20:09 | 02:48:31:02 | Steve [GM] | he’s he’s just absorbed by this incredibly incriminating document that you found which kids don’t write down your crimes that’s that’s the moral of the story |
| 02:48:25:13 | 02:48:25:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay |
| 02:48:31:02 | 02:48:34:13 | Steve [GM] | It’s taken seven or eight sessions to get there, but that’s… |
| 02:48:32:29 | 02:48:36:28 | Dave [Xeros] | And the moral of the story of Cinedae is don’t incriminate yourself |
| 02:48:37:18 | 02:48:43:16 | Steve [GM] | He gestures at it and gives you permission with a short shrug. |
| 02:48:44:11 | 02:48:45:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I kind of put my head around. |
| 02:48:51:13 | 02:48:54:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i’m gonna i think i’m going to walk into the office |
| 02:48:55:11 | 02:48:55:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:48:56:28 | 02:49:03:28 | Steve [GM] | All right, so Manny sees you walk in And he catches a glimpse of Jaikens |
| 02:48:59:15 | 02:49:06:27 | Brin [Basil] | The feet |
| 02:49:07:24 | 02:49:44:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay hi i’m just here to use the i’m |
| 02:49:16:06 | 02:49:21:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m just going to go sit down Next to him and be like, hey Lashara Just sent us a keep an eye Make sure you’re okay |
| 02:49:21:22 | 02:49:30:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Um, I |
| 02:49:33:22 | 02:49:37:17 | Brin [Basil] | I’m just listening So all you can see is ears To the calculator |
| 02:49:36:24 | 02:49:38:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:49:41:17 | 02:49:42:24 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve actually |
| 02:49:44:16 | 02:49:46:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | There we go |
| 02:49:45:01 | 02:49:46:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Run another hundred or so. |
| 02:49:46:09 | 02:49:56:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I have |
| 02:49:48:19 | 02:49:49:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Beep-beep |
| 02:49:48:22 | 02:49:52:29 | Chris [TBD] | Lashara is here to kill you I have |
| 02:49:53:05 | 02:49:55:08 | Steve [GM] | grabs your paw? |
| 02:49:57:20 | 02:49:58:24 | Steve [GM] | I have hands! |
| 02:49:58:26 | 02:49:59:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:49:59:26 | 02:50:02:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I have like hands that was sharp nails-ish. |
| 02:50:02:01 | 02:50:02:27 | Steve [GM] | Oh, right. |
| 02:50:04:18 | 02:50:16:06 | Steve [GM] | your little hand and then tries again. Get me out of here. This place is a powder keg. It’s about to explode because we definitely have powder kegs in this world. |
| 02:50:21:08 | 02:50:21:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh, oh. |
| 02:50:25:08 | 02:50:28:17 | Steve [GM] | As that sloops with a very |
| 02:50:29:21 | 02:50:32:28 | Steve [GM] | phlegmy cough just like right at you |
| 02:50:33:12 | 02:50:36:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Is he being poisoned? |
| 02:50:36:04 | 02:50:36:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Purple phlegm? |
| 02:50:37:07 | 02:50:37:21 | Chris [TBD] | purple |
| 02:50:38:14 | 02:50:41:09 | Steve [GM] | there’s a bit of purple tinge, a little bit |
| 02:50:41:14 | 02:50:42:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh no. |
| 02:50:44:26 | 02:50:52:06 | Steve [GM] | sorry I haven’t been feeling well I’ve spent the last few days trying to recuperate at the Blaggards Inn |
| 02:50:53:28 | 02:50:59:03 | Steve [GM] | only now have I felt low enough to come and report to Mars about some of the things that I’ve learned |
| 02:51:00:13 | 02:51:03:27 | Steve [GM] | and I heard some of what was being said outside |
| 02:51:05:28 | 02:51:08:18 | Steve [GM] | that corroborates some of the things I’ve heard |
| 02:51:10:15 | 02:51:11:15 | Steve [GM] | and then some. |
| 02:51:15:03 | 02:51:25:26 | Brin [Basil] | with the manual wheel turning pamphlet maker |
| 02:51:15:29 | 02:51:18:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | should we just like leave |
| 02:51:19:13 | 02:51:20:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 800 copies |
| 02:51:20:05 | 02:51:23:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:51:25:22 | 02:51:28:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Just put them in my pockets! Put them in their pockets! |
| 02:51:29:13 | 02:51:30:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Just like |
| 02:51:31:10 | 02:51:31:25 | Steve [GM] | shh |
| 02:51:33:07 | 02:51:35:09 | Chris [TBD] | about the powder cakes what in the world do you think it |
| 02:51:34:17 | 02:51:35:26 | Steve [GM] | that was a metaphor |
| 02:51:35:26 | 02:51:36:11 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s a metaphor. |
| 02:51:36:29 | 02:51:40:29 | Chris [TBD] | oh I took a literal |
| 02:51:38:08 | 02:51:38:25 | Steve [GM] | is about to |
| 02:51:41:08 | 02:51:46:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | are you |
| 02:51:46:08 | 02:52:04:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | being held here. Do |
| 02:51:47:26 | 02:51:48:10 | Steve [GM] | if |
| 02:51:50:08 | 02:51:56:11 | Steve [GM] | any of the crew I’m dead. You’ve got to get me out of here |
| 02:51:59:10 | 02:52:00:16 | Chris [TBD] | out of the cleaning cart |
| 02:52:01:11 | 02:52:02:17 | Brin [Basil] | in Nortle’s shell |
| 02:52:05:11 | 02:52:12:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | shrieking potion? Well, that’s not |
| 02:52:09:08 | 02:52:20:10 | Chris [TBD] | it’s just but we have I can do minor illusion I can cast minor illusion |
| 02:52:14:09 | 02:52:18:04 | Brin [Basil] | Uh-huh. I used it. I had some in a vial, but I don’t anymore. |
| 02:52:15:23 | 02:52:15:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah. |
| 02:52:21:27 | 02:52:22:23 | Chris [TBD] | here |
| 02:52:23:26 | 02:52:24:19 | Chris [TBD] | since |
| 02:52:29:05 | 02:52:40:20 | Steve [GM] | Here’s…you found Manny You now know that this place is about to have a major vote in favor of either the host or the crew’s ideas and we now know that the crew has bad ideas |
| 02:52:30:05 | 02:52:32:03 | Chris [TBD] | you now know |
| 02:52:41:11 | 02:52:52:08 | Steve [GM] | Um Do you still have your veil stones? samples that you’ve collected from some of the other areas right so it seems like |
| 02:52:51:03 | 02:52:51:25 | Chris [TBD] | yes |
| 02:52:52:08 | 02:52:53:21 | Steve [GM] | we got everything |
| 02:52:54:24 | 02:53:03:07 | Steve [GM] | completed yep so here yeah so here’s the thing is |
| 02:52:57:03 | 02:52:58:20 | Chris [TBD] | You know how it works-ish. |
| 02:53:00:05 | 02:53:01:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, just run out? |
| 02:53:03:07 | 02:53:12:21 | Steve [GM] | we have the option to try to escape um manny clearly is very sick and might not make it |
| 02:53:15:24 | 02:53:24:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | we can like just carry in a pack we’re back right kind of yeah he’s kind |
| 02:53:21:17 | 02:53:22:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah. |
| 02:53:21:21 | 02:53:24:23 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I mean you said it was like a kangaroo pouch, right? |
| 02:53:21:23 | 02:53:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:53:23:29 | 02:53:24:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:53:24:21 | 02:53:29:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | of small right you’re biggish |
| 02:53:26:17 | 02:53:27:08 | Chris [TBD] | Smallish. |
| 02:53:29:12 | 02:53:33:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well, we could We could |
| 02:53:29:20 | 02:53:39:17 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, let’s put them around my chest I’m going to look like the guy on The Hangover Zach Galifianakis carrying a baby |
| 02:53:38:21 | 02:53:46:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | A gnome We could try and escape But Fanny’s probably going to Continue to mutate and die And |
| 02:53:49:04 | 02:53:52:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | These guys are Probably going to cast a vote And attack Correus |
| 02:53:52:05 | 02:53:57:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | no no no all we’re gonna do is ask this guy to get us out of here |
| 02:53:59:01 | 02:54:00:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | isn’t he with us |
| 02:54:00:25 | 02:54:07:02 | Steve [GM] | well after reading all this uh and i mean do you change into your normal stuff |
| 02:54:09:15 | 02:54:10:02 | Chris [TBD] | Jordan |
| 02:54:09:20 | 02:54:18:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | can we just ask Mars and be like hey dude dude is there any way we can like could we i haven’t asked him yet but we could literally |
| 02:54:11:24 | 02:54:12:17 | Chris [TBD] | his mom |
| 02:54:18:17 | 02:54:30:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | just be like hey let us go back down so we can speak with our girl who can help you collaborate the story and make sure this doesn’t happen if I ask that. |
| 02:54:29:14 | 02:54:36:12 | Steve [GM] | the right so uh jesse’s point is really valid like manny’s |
| 02:54:30:15 | 02:54:41:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I haven’t asked it yet. So, Annie there is a few given |
| 02:54:32:21 | 02:54:35:22 | Chris [TBD] | that’s the point of any |
| 02:54:36:12 | 02:54:42:25 | Steve [GM] | sick and there is this big boat tomorrow now you’ve given some really incriminating evidence |
| 02:54:40:25 | 02:54:41:21 | Chris [TBD] | probably |
| 02:54:41:12 | 02:54:49:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | three probably prevent if you don’t go |
| 02:54:42:25 | 02:54:51:26 | Steve [GM] | probably help prevent the crew from taking over but you don’t know for certain so if you leave |
| 02:54:50:14 | 02:54:55:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | if you now he’s probably |
| 02:54:51:26 | 02:54:55:08 | Steve [GM] | now, you could probably |
| 02:54:52:28 | 02:54:54:29 | Dave [Xeros] | We can probably save Manny, right? |
| 02:54:56:01 | 02:55:06:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I imagine Lashara has a pit that she can just suck it straight out of him. |
| 02:54:57:14 | 02:55:00:26 | Brin [Basil] | is no saving Manny though he’s mutated |
| 02:55:00:22 | 02:55:03:10 | Steve [GM] | if you stick around… Well, Lashara might have |
| 02:55:02:17 | 02:55:05:15 | Brin [Basil] | oh okay |
| 02:55:06:17 | 02:55:08:02 | Steve [GM] | Just throw him into the void |
| 02:55:07:29 | 02:55:08:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:55:09:07 | 02:55:11:02 | Steve [GM] | Let him unravel like the frog |
| 02:55:11:25 | 02:55:12:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | if |
| 02:55:13:01 | 02:55:24:07 | Steve [GM] | But if you stay then you will be there to help persuade or maybe in some way make sure that the crew doesn’t win |
| 02:55:15:08 | 02:55:17:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | then feel |
| 02:55:23:17 | 02:55:28:12 | Brin [Basil] | which I feel like we need to do the homeland |
| 02:55:33:11 | 02:55:35:16 | Chris [TBD] | no, no, no. Why don’t we ask |
| 02:55:36:17 | 02:55:39:16 | Chris [TBD] | Jaykins with a special mission to get Manny back home |
| 02:55:43:19 | 02:55:48:24 | Chris [TBD] | to make pamphlets and stick around and make sure that this thing goes right. |
| 02:55:45:29 | 02:55:49:09 | Dave [Xeros] | We’ll just go door-to-door two by two knocking around |
| 02:55:51:16 | 02:55:57:21 | Brin [Basil] | our visitor passes that say from the world |
| 02:55:54:18 | 02:56:08:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | true because Jenkins will not be at the next session if I |
| 02:56:00:01 | 02:56:07:06 | Chris [TBD] | So, special task for Jenkins is get Manny home to LaShara. It can be a series of roles or whatever successful. |
| 02:56:09:01 | 02:56:14:04 | Chris [TBD] | And then next time we see the finale of Fate of Sina Day |
| 02:56:22:04 | 02:56:22:28 | Chris [TBD] | to 1,000 now |
| 02:56:22:29 | 02:56:25:11 | Brin [Basil] | it’s run out of parchment |
| 02:56:25:16 | 02:56:28:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | This arm’s like just pumped. |
| 02:56:28:03 | 02:56:29:11 | Dave [Xeros] | It just creates parchment. |
| 02:56:29:22 | 02:56:29:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah. |
| 02:56:31:04 | 02:56:35:10 | Chris [TBD] | Well why don’t you give us a finale with Mars Vonix |
| 02:56:34:01 | 02:56:44:24 | Steve [GM] | Yep, so you decide that you’re going to have to split the party and you figure that the larger the group the less stealthy |
| 02:56:44:24 | 02:56:55:28 | Steve [GM] | you can be so you’re going to deploy your stealthiest cleverest member to try to get Manny back home and since you actually have already left Sinoday |
| 02:56:47:24 | 02:56:50:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thank you. |
| 02:56:55:28 | 02:57:03:13 | Steve [GM] | returned home and come back in an extraordinary short amount of time you are easily the most qualified to do that |
| 02:56:59:18 | 02:57:00:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s what I did. |
| 02:57:03:22 | 02:57:03:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Great. |
| 02:57:05:26 | 02:57:15:25 | Steve [GM] | Mars because he appreciates so much what you’ve all done uh definitely is willing to help you so he well |
| 02:57:07:22 | 02:57:17:06 | Chris [TBD] | we’re willing to help him. He’s the one in a pinch |
| 02:57:15:25 | 02:57:20:20 | Steve [GM] | well he’s going to take |
| 02:57:20:20 | 02:57:29:17 | Steve [GM] | you and manny and go to the uh like the politician entrance that allows you into some tunnels |
| 02:57:29:17 | 02:57:36:04 | Steve [GM] | that will lead you down uh an out of out of the high spire area once you hit the |
| 02:57:33:28 | 02:57:36:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | cool |
| 02:57:36:04 | 02:57:42:25 | Steve [GM] | uh street level though like that’s as far as his help can go so you get out of the library |
| 02:57:42:25 | 02:57:51:16 | Steve [GM] | no problem now you’re in the streets uh so even say |
| 02:57:51:02 | 02:58:05:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and then |
| 02:57:53:09 | 02:57:54:20 | Brin [Basil] | please be even |
| 02:57:57:20 | 02:58:00:08 | Chris [TBD] | But they’ve all gone home. |
| 02:58:03:17 | 02:58:13:28 | Steve [GM] | i’m gonna have you do uh well you can pick which skill you want to use so whatever is best for you and then |
| 02:58:13:28 | 02:58:18:19 | Steve [GM] | you need to also do a survival check to see if you can navigate through the city |
| 02:58:21:21 | 02:58:23:29 | Chris [TBD] | help Manny? At any point? |
| 02:58:27:21 | 02:58:31:03 | Steve [GM] | he’s not losing HP the way that we would in a fight |
| 02:58:33:18 | 02:58:35:06 | Steve [GM] | yeah, he’s got |
| 02:58:37:15 | 02:58:39:11 | Chris [TBD] | Healing Word is not going to do anything for him. |
| 02:58:39:00 | 02:58:40:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 11 plus 8 |
| 02:58:41:08 | 02:58:42:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That was for stealth |
| 02:58:43:03 | 02:58:52:01 | Steve [GM] | okay, so you’re making it through the City fine you’re avoiding uh any people who might be looking at you suspiciously any you know small guards that |
| 02:58:52:01 | 02:58:56:18 | Steve [GM] | could be wandering through the city but are you going the right direction that’s your survival |
| 02:58:56:18 | 02:59:04:14 | Steve [GM] | check oh no you’re not so you are |
| 02:58:58:09 | 02:58:59:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Nope i’m not |
| 02:59:01:28 | 02:59:03:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I give her the help app? |
| 02:59:05:12 | 02:59:13:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I have oh did I use my Oh but I |
| 02:59:06:11 | 02:59:06:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I could be |
| 02:59:14:01 | 02:59:15:06 | Brin [Basil] | man he is just |
| 02:59:19:01 | 02:59:29:05 | Steve [GM] | how about this uh And Manny, he’s got three mistakes in him and you just made one mistake. |
| 02:59:31:26 | 02:59:36:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I mean he’s gonna die 16 |
| 02:59:35:24 | 02:59:42:20 | Steve [GM] | So go ahead and roll again another survival check to see if you can figure out where to go. |
| 02:59:45:24 | 02:59:53:21 | Steve [GM] | You make it to… You recognize your mistake because Manny is like why did you go north? We need to go south. |
| 02:59:53:18 | 03:00:12:20 | Dave [Xeros] | oh |
| 02:59:54:12 | 03:00:05:19 | Steve [GM] | And so he kind of helps guide you there through all of his coughs, and you approach the port where you first floated up. |
| 03:00:07:14 | 03:00:12:03 | Steve [GM] | And you happen to hear over in the corner |
| 03:00:10:14 | 03:00:12:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | This is where? |
| 03:00:12:26 | 03:00:14:01 | Brin [Basil] | Not this guy! |
| 03:00:16:23 | 03:00:25:12 | Steve [GM] | really want to get some new security here at the port. I think there are too many creatures that are coming up and going down, and it’s ridiculous. |
| 03:00:19:25 | 03:00:20:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:00:24:19 | 03:00:26:29 | Brin [Basil] | You need to knock this guy out. |
| 03:00:29:14 | 03:00:30:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | He doesn’t like me. |
| 03:00:29:22 | 03:00:29:26 | Dave [Xeros] | him |
| 03:00:31:13 | 03:00:33:25 | Steve [GM] | He’s, yeah, yeah. |
| 03:00:31:20 | 03:00:33:01 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s part of the crew |
| 03:00:35:03 | 03:00:37:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | to not go towards him. |
| 03:00:37:11 | 03:00:49:03 | Steve [GM] | you see Tobias talking to a couple of other like his underlings and he sends them off and then he starts stomping toward the little office where he keeps his paperwork going |
| 03:00:49:03 | 03:00:57:21 | Steve [GM] | and he sits down. I can’t believe I’m still here when it’s so late and I missed the biggest party that’s ever happened in this whole city. I’m so mad right now. |
| 03:00:54:12 | 03:00:56:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:00:54:29 | 03:01:10:01 | Brin [Basil] | Come on, |
| 03:00:54:29 | 03:00:59:22 | Dave [Xeros] | He did catch our performance, too. |
| 03:00:55:11 | 03:00:56:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 03:01:02:25 | 03:01:08:10 | Steve [GM] | And he glances up because he thought you saw something out of the corner of his eye, do another stealth check. |
| 03:01:15:21 | 03:01:19:16 | Steve [GM] | Oh, I need to go home and get some sleep with some serious shot-eye. |
| 03:01:17:18 | 03:01:27:05 | Chris [TBD] | I love this |
| 03:01:28:28 | 03:01:30:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | The twilight’s Okay |
| 03:01:29:28 | 03:01:34:14 | Chris [TBD] | Tobiah So, uh, he, uh… |
| 03:01:32:11 | 03:01:43:05 | Steve [GM] | So he does a big yawn in a stretch as you and Manny sneak along You’re now at the edge of The |
| 03:01:46:17 | 03:01:47:11 | Steve [GM] | You’re at the port. |
| 03:01:49:22 | 03:01:50:27 | Steve [GM] | How are you going to get down? |
| 03:01:51:28 | 03:01:56:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Um, on a ship? |
| 03:01:56:22 | 03:02:08:23 | Brin [Basil] | right i |
| 03:01:59:14 | 03:02:05:06 | Steve [GM] | From your… You visited Grandma and then you came back So how’d you get back up? Well, how’d she get down the first time? |
| 03:02:06:02 | 03:02:07:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I snuck |
| 03:02:08:24 | 03:02:11:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | stowaway on one of the ships that we’re going up. |
| 03:02:13:14 | 03:02:16:00 | Steve [GM] | Okay Give me another stealth roll |
| 03:02:22:29 | 03:02:25:08 | Steve [GM] | So you managed to get onto the ship |
| 03:02:23:28 | 03:02:25:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Gotta be sneak |
| 03:02:25:04 | 03:02:31:07 | Chris [TBD] | Gotta be quick. He knows this. |
| 03:02:27:26 | 03:02:31:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this is what you had to get got sneak in here |
| 03:02:30:27 | 03:02:40:09 | Steve [GM] | it starts to depart so we’re going one more roll to see if you get spotted as a stowaway |
| 03:02:31:11 | 03:02:43:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 3 plus |
| 03:02:43:11 | 03:02:44:15 | Steve [GM] | 11 |
| 03:02:45:11 | 03:02:52:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Manny! Wait, wait. |
| 03:02:46:04 | 03:02:47:21 | Steve [GM] | to cough horribly |
| 03:02:48:26 | 03:02:51:08 | Steve [GM] | and his life begins |
| 03:02:53:21 | 03:02:53:29 | Steve [GM] | no |
| 03:02:53:28 | 03:02:55:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Come on, Manny. Manny? Stay with me. |
| 03:02:57:14 | 03:02:59:26 | Steve [GM] | medicine to can |
| 03:03:05:16 | 03:03:06:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Nine. |
| 03:03:06:19 | 03:03:12:19 | Chris [TBD] | Ten. Oh, no, no That’s an eight My bad |
| 03:03:15:29 | 03:03:16:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s not him. |
| 03:03:27:25 | 03:03:29:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 03:03:27:29 | 03:03:29:26 | Brin [Basil] | I mean like |
| 03:03:28:26 | 03:03:31:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No. I’m bringing him home. |
| 03:03:31:11 | 03:03:42:25 | Brin [Basil] | I’m lying guys I mean he’s getting you oh my bad |
| 03:03:33:16 | 03:03:34:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | My gosh. |
| 03:03:34:21 | 03:03:36:25 | Dave [Xeros] | The hooker rogue with a heart of gold |
| 03:03:37:06 | 03:03:41:03 | Chris [TBD] | It’s definitely been Past an hour I don’t need to lie anymore |
| 03:03:42:25 | 03:03:46:15 | Brin [Basil] | I mean, he’s getting you caught but he’s not gonna make it |
| 03:03:48:21 | 03:03:59:26 | Steve [GM] | gonna do one last roll and this is to see if his coughing has drawn the attention of the people of the airship. So basically, if I roll |
| 03:03:59:26 | 03:04:07:10 | Steve [GM] | 14 or under you get home safely If it’s 15 or higher they… |
| 03:04:08:10 | 03:04:12:07 | Chris [TBD] | wait jesse let him use one of your dice they have not been rolling well this whole time |
| 03:04:12:07 | 03:04:16:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh yeah for some reason this only has single digits on this d20 |
| 03:04:14:17 | 03:04:19:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No, I know because right-right when he rolls it is going to get a nat 20. |
| 03:04:15:29 | 03:04:17:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 03:04:18:20 | 03:04:21:08 | Chris [TBD] | i know that’s what’s gonna make it so good |
| 03:04:18:21 | 03:04:22:17 | Brin [Basil] | yeah oh my gosh |
| 03:04:30:23 | 03:04:32:11 | Brin [Basil] | digits |
| 03:04:31:28 | 03:04:32:18 | Steve [GM] | life |
| 03:04:32:13 | 03:04:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | See, it’s good for something. |
| 03:04:32:22 | 03:04:33:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thank you! |
| 03:04:33:29 | 03:04:37:19 | Steve [GM] | Your hexed die comes in clutch |
| 03:04:36:20 | 03:04:47:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Hold it in |
| 03:04:37:15 | 03:04:39:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh you got double |
| 03:04:39:29 | 03:04:49:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | thank you |
| 03:04:40:26 | 03:04:50:11 | Steve [GM] | uh so it was a close call but you successfully managed to to keep manny alive and when you get |
| 03:04:50:11 | 03:04:58:14 | Steve [GM] | down um you have your ways of getting from one place to other very rapidly teleportation something |
| 03:05:07:15 | 03:05:09:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay Lashara do your thing |
| 03:05:08:17 | 03:05:15:18 | Steve [GM] | And so Lashara thanks you and gets him into the lab and immediately starts trying to help him out. |
| 03:05:17:12 | 03:05:18:09 | Dave [Xeros] | That’s what she promised. |
| 03:05:21:02 | 03:05:31:03 | Steve [GM] | So congratulations, you’ve saved Manny, barely. That was close, but we got it. And now we will figure out what happens in Sinoday in our next episode. |
| 03:05:33:19 | 03:05:37:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Wait, is this question gonna take 10 minutes or is it going to take 1 minute? |
| 03:05:35:28 | 03:05:45:27 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no, not at all. I’m just going to turn to him and say Hey, sorry, I just went into a couple of rooms that I shouldn’t have Is there any way you can magically give me a couple more dots on this talo lenient? |
| 03:05:46:27 | 03:05:52:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, that just sucks |
| 03:05:49:01 | 03:05:52:25 | Steve [GM] | I don’t have that authorization yet. |
| 03:05:57:02 | 03:06:02:17 | Steve [GM] | more than your job is going to be lost tomorrow. So I think it would be great if we |
| 03:06:03:19 | 03:06:06:25 | Steve [GM] | maybe came up with a plan next time. |
| 03:06:09:08 | 03:06:09:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Falcone? |
| 03:06:16:02 | 03:06:20:05 | Brin [Basil] | a freshly printed hot off the press |
| 03:06:17:10 | 03:06:26:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I would just like to mention that those of us from Correas, |
| 03:06:21:16 | 03:06:25:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | We could really just save this for next time. |
| 03:06:29:06 | 03:06:40:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I feel like we have some common interests with the host as far as creating a higher holier place for all creatures. |
| 03:06:42:02 | 03:06:52:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | And I think there’s a lot of opportunity between the two of us here to make something really good happen and then I’m going to give him |
| 03:06:52:29 | 03:07:04:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my last original pamphlet that i have this is this isn’t a new one that i made this is the last one i haven’t handed out it’s a little different but uh let’s see he’s gonna talk about the future um |
| 03:06:55:22 | 03:06:57:16 | Brin [Basil] | The last original |
| 03:07:04:19 | 03:07:06:21 | Steve [GM] | give me a religion roll |
| 03:07:09:23 | 03:07:20:04 | Dave [Xeros] | and I’m going to use my last part of Conspiration so you can |
| 03:07:31:28 | 03:07:35:13 | Chris [TBD] | be honest this is the most i’ve ever seen the religion check get used |
| 03:07:36:04 | 03:07:44:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i have a feature i have a feature called tribes of chaos which gives me advantage on ability checks |
| 03:07:41:22 | 03:07:42:11 | Brin [Basil] | gosh! |
| 03:07:44:29 | 03:07:56:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh so i also have that advantage i have one charge i can use for this so okay um what am i rolling with yours what are you adding to this |
| 03:08:00:15 | 03:08:02:04 | Steve [GM] | spell right |
| 03:08:03:28 | 03:08:14:09 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, so he gets to roll with advantage plus 1d6 so roll with advantage for a religion check. So that’s 2d20 plus a d6 |
| 03:08:16:06 | 03:08:17:26 | Steve [GM] | but you only have plus 2 as a result |
| 03:08:20:20 | 03:08:22:14 | Dave [Xeros] | i have a plus two in religion too |
| 03:08:23:07 | 03:08:25:16 | Steve [GM] | so do I Nordal has a plus 3 |
| 03:08:25:22 | 03:08:27:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 2d20 and 1d6 |
| 03:08:27:16 | 03:08:27:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 03:08:34:03 | 03:08:45:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i only rolled a 5 and a 7 on my d20s so that was everything added together yeah 16 but |
| 03:08:44:26 | 03:08:49:02 | Steve [GM] | in the case of converting someone, it’s a higher number than normal |
| 03:08:46:14 | 03:08:51:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the conversion vibe didn’t work this year |
| 03:08:49:18 | 03:08:50:25 | Brin [Basil] | What is it? 17? |
| 03:08:51:17 | 03:09:00:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, not |
| 03:08:53:22 | 03:08:55:15 | Steve [GM] | to do a conversion |
| 03:08:55:06 | 03:08:56:03 | Chris [TBD] | oh wow |
| 03:08:57:11 | 03:08:58:09 | Steve [GM] | well I mean |
| 03:09:00:12 | 03:09:01:09 | Steve [GM] | I will |
| 03:09:01:03 | 03:09:03:18 | Brin [Basil] | Did he plant a mustard seed? |
| 03:09:03:16 | 03:09:04:15 | Steve [GM] | go ahead |
| 03:09:03:22 | 03:09:04:22 | Chris [TBD] | he’s just like |
| 03:09:07:13 | 03:09:12:04 | Steve [GM] | bump it up by one this area. So, it’s now negative |
| 03:09:15:05 | 03:09:16:27 | Chris [TBD] | TBD walks in hey what’s going on guys |
| 03:09:16:19 | 03:09:17:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 03:09:16:29 | 03:09:17:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 03:09:19:02 | 03:09:30:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | for after being |
| 03:09:19:29 | 03:09:26:21 | Steve [GM] | Alright! Well, thank you very much for a very entertaining session Haley. Thanks for coming for one last go |
| 03:09:29:25 | 03:09:31:01 | Steve [GM] | You’re always |
| 03:09:30:26 | 03:09:40:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | gone for so long feel free to not make my character go into brothels but okay with everything else |
| 03:09:32:22 | 03:09:33:26 | Steve [GM] | welcome back |
| 03:09:40:17 | 03:09:44:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you can also kill her and get back |
| 03:09:42:20 | 03:09:54:05 | Chris [TBD] | you’re the new Kenny no no anytime you need to come back and guest appearance with us you’re perfectly set up for it |
| 03:09:42:26 | 03:09:45:18 | Steve [GM] | You’re the new You’re the new Kenny. |
| 03:09:43:04 | 03:09:47:11 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah be like kenny there’s gonna be |
| 03:09:55:26 | 03:10:06:19 | Steve [GM] | So we… Supposed to be three sessions will now spread into yet another finale and we will see if Cineaday descends into chaos |
| 03:09:59:05 | 03:09:59:22 | Chris [TBD] | finale |
| 03:10:05:20 | 03:10:11:03 | Chris [TBD] | I love it |
| 03:10:06:19 | 03:10:10:14 | Steve [GM] | or massive bloodshed or if you can save the city. |
| 03:10:11:29 | 03:10:13:13 | Steve [GM] | You will be a part of it. |
| 03:10:15:08 | 03:10:21:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Saving the city could be through Massive Electric. That could be the path to saving. |
| 03:10:19:19 | 03:10:20:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, I mean |
| 03:10:21:08 | 03:10:26:14 | Steve [GM] | That’s Basil’s idea. It’s like I’ve got one solution to all problems. |
| 03:10:21:23 | 03:10:22:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 03:10:24:26 | 03:10:27:27 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna break some jaws. |
| 03:10:24:28 | 03:10:30:01 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m gonna just gonna bloody this place up |
| 03:10:27:26 | 03:10:28:16 | Steve [GM] | All right. |
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