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Rock the Vote

Steve as GM · Chris as TBD · Brin as Basil · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Hayley as Gypsy Jenkins

Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2709 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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00:00:02:1100:00:10:16Steve [GM]All right. One thing that we neglected to talk about at the end of the last session is, so
00:00:02:1400:00:16:21Chris [TBD]All right. One thing that we selected to talk about is the last session, try
00:00:10:1600:00:16:24Steve [GM]now I have a backseat driver
00:00:17:0300:00:27:12Chris [TBD]Who did that? Oh you did that! Nice nice.
00:00:17:1700:00:25:26Steve [GM]That actually has control of stuff! It’s
00:00:19:0900:00:31:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I think you just have to roll with whatever sounds come out. You just have
00:00:19:1600:00:20:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:00:20:1700:00:22:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was literally like, who did that?
00:00:25:2600:00:32:05Steve [GM]fine. It’s all fine. Yes no…
00:00:31:0000:00:52:05Jesse [Foulclaw]to incorporate those into the… You
00:00:32:2800:00:39:14Steve [GM]A really popular YouTuber Jenny D who does lots of those videos and one
00:00:35:2900:00:39:05Chris [TBD]Yes I’ve watched a lot of her videos she’s great.
00:00:45:2400:00:53:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you
00:00:46:0200:00:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:00:51:1100:01:03:04Chris [TBD]Well see thats what i wonder if people listen to our show are they going to be upset that we’re not playing D&D over half the time.
00:00:52:0500:00:55:19Jesse [Foulclaw]do not know Dave, you do not though.
00:00:53:2000:01:10:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]do not know how to
00:01:03:1100:01:10:16Chris [TBD]We’re just telling jokes Yeah, it’s
00:01:03:1300:01:11:20Brin [Basil]We are playing D &D though. No…
00:01:04:2400:01:05:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:01:07:0300:01:10:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I thought we were just getting together to, like, chat and hang out. Just like…
00:01:11:1600:01:12:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:01:12:0400:01:13:02Chris [TBD]It’s not even
00:01:14:1600:01:16:24Brin [Basil]It’s a loose adaptation, is all.
00:01:22:0200:01:30:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]for what, two years? I still don’t know how to play this game because I’ve only been ever playing with you guys.
00:01:25:2800:01:27:09Chris [TBD]I don’t know how to play either
00:01:30:2900:01:38:04Chris [TBD]That’s what our intro should be Come play D&d with a bunch of people except for two of them who have no clue what they’re doing
00:01:40:2100:01:42:29Brin [Basil]I don’t know. You guys are picking up just fine.
00:01:42:2900:01:55:08Brin [Basil]there’s not a lot to know it’s just more yeah and
00:01:47:2700:01:50:29Chris [TBD]random stuff that I don’t know like oh
00:01:52:0000:01:53:15Chris [TBD]what’s that status effect
00:01:55:1900:02:03:16Brin [Basil]a lot of that is just playing and like running into or listening to a lot other people play
00:02:05:1200:02:08:05Chris [TBD]that has helped me the most listening to other
00:02:10:2500:02:12:25Chris [TBD]adventure zone is very good
00:02:12:1900:02:13:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]shout out
00:02:15:0800:02:17:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]when you listen to this, shout out
00:02:17:0700:02:18:28Chris [TBD]link to us
00:02:23:0900:02:31:16Steve [GM]we had a mind-blowing experience of semi scripted impromptu
00:02:30:2700:02:35:29Chris [TBD]Oh you’re on the yellow
00:02:31:2200:02:32:28Brin [Basil]I’m on the wrong mic
00:02:37:0500:02:38:23Chris [TBD]Oh, gosh. That’s going to be a nightmare.
00:02:41:0600:02:44:24Chris [TBD]Okay. Well, good thing we haven’t really officially started.
00:02:48:1800:02:52:10Chris [TBD]We had A theater in the mind
00:02:53:1300:02:56:22Chris [TBD]An inception of Theater In The Mind Is what we did
00:02:56:1100:03:05:28Steve [GM]in our minds was theater and in that theater we had an incredible incredible story
00:03:05:2800:03:17:15Steve [GM]unfold of true love home repair and uh becoming people growing as individuals uh
00:03:09:1700:03:09:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]love.
00:03:17:1500:03:20:21Steve [GM]in ways that are just you got to hear it
00:03:21:2300:03:32:25Dave [Xeros]mean there was a little bit of uh you know isaikai um harem collecting well there was an attempt
00:03:30:1300:03:37:13Chris [TBD]there was an attempt I want to know how you snuck it on the audience members
00:03:32:2500:03:40:01Dave [Xeros]it didn’t happen oh i mean that that whole
00:03:38:2200:03:42:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gosh
00:03:40:0900:03:47:16Dave [Xeros]had been going on for months so it was just like yeah yeah well
00:03:48:0500:03:54:01Dave [Xeros]i mean you know captain crunched as a character
00:03:50:1200:04:01:11Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s been thinking about it for months and
00:03:55:2500:04:04:27Dave [Xeros]had been working that plan for a long time so so it Was just like the pinnacle of like I mean we just hit the denouement right
00:04:00:1000:04:12:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]did my just so I didn’t have any
00:04:04:2700:04:08:25Dave [Xeros]of uh everything and broke the spell
00:04:12:0600:04:21:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]involvement in that right okay good thank you
00:04:15:1900:04:20:16Steve [GM]Gypsy Jakins back for the finale
00:04:21:1200:04:27:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, but this thing is we’re going to go pick you up in the brothel where
00:04:21:1600:04:28:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i’m happy to be back oh my gosh
00:04:22:1700:04:32:08Chris [TBD]you need to tell us where you’ve been or Dave
00:04:30:0400:04:33:13Steve [GM]tell us what you’ve been doing or Dave tells you
00:04:32:2400:04:34:17Dave [Xeros]Or I’m going to tell you what you’ve
00:04:34:0800:04:36:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I will tell you what I’ve been doing
00:04:39:1000:04:48:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]no here we go I got a falcon from the land below
00:04:40:0300:04:43:02Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna use my heart of retcon and retcon you
00:04:42:1800:04:43:08Chris [TBD]oh
00:04:48:0500:04:55:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a message calling me home a tweet from a falgon
00:04:56:1700:05:06:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so I had to go back home i had a very sick great grandmother the wife of jay
00:05:06:0100:05:15:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]kins and i rushed home on her deathbed
00:05:15:0000:05:28:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]she bequeathed me her entire fortune so now i’m just a million her
00:05:22:2000:05:27:26Dave [Xeros]that’s that’s really cool what was her what what was
00:05:23:0200:05:27:10Steve [GM]Wow, but you deigned to come back to see today?
00:05:28:1700:05:33:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]name was cecilia jenkins
00:05:34:1600:05:46:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yes and her dying wish was for me to find i was never meant for that business um it was
00:05:46:0200:05:55:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]for her for me too find a group that i could trust so i am back with you guys because i think
00:05:55:0100:06:07:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]we can build that for us together except except for you uh i mean i have been gone So, I don’t know what’s been going on.
00:06:00:2400:06:02:23Chris [TBD]you were with us the last three times
00:06:06:0900:06:10:18Jesse [Foulclaw]it basically took us three sessions to like get down the street is what happened
00:06:10:0700:06:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:06:11:2300:06:14:02Chris [TBD]part of it is
00:06:12:2800:06:16:02Steve [GM]and part of it is because Xeros was blind.
00:06:13:2900:06:25:04Dave [Xeros]eros um yeah i ran into walls and you did agree to the fact that your uh grandma’s name is madam whatever whatever it was which
00:06:17:1100:06:18:11Steve [GM]That’s what I said.
00:06:25:0400:06:30:13Dave [Xeros]means yeah madame cecilia jenkins which i mean you know what a madam is right
00:06:34:2200:06:40:27Dave [Xeros]yeah well you know it’s it’s a proprietor of a of a brothel so
00:06:34:2400:06:40:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Nevermind Oh my
00:06:42:0100:06:43:19Steve [GM]womp-womp sound real fast?
00:06:42:2100:06:43:17Chris [TBD]oh
00:06:44:0500:06:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:06:46:1100:06:50:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]She came from The Brothel but she doesn’t own it
00:06:49:1900:06:59:15Dave [Xeros]okay well all right good yeah oh that that see that’s darker than what I brought up so I’m
00:06:50:2000:06:52:08Steve [GM]how do you think she got her millions
00:06:58:1200:06:59:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So like maybe
00:07:01:0200:07:08:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Like I’m friends with people at the brothels but I don’t hang out there and do stuff there. I like grew up there as a child
00:07:08:2700:07:09:24Steve [GM]doesn’t mean she
00:07:11:0100:07:13:16Steve [GM]doesn’t sample the wares is what she’s saying
00:07:13:1700:07:13:25Dave [Xeros]story
00:07:13:2100:07:14:14Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s true.
00:07:13:2800:07:14:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]now,
00:07:16:0200:07:17:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I get shady there
00:07:22:0200:07:23:25Dave [Xeros]she is
00:07:23:1600:07:27:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Shady could be shady spice.
00:07:27:2400:07:30:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh thank you
00:07:28:2500:07:32:02Steve [GM]on the way out of the theater
00:07:30:0800:07:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Posh spice.
00:07:32:1100:07:33:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay we’re back
00:07:33:2800:07:35:07Steve [GM]and we’re back
00:07:36:1300:07:44:23Steve [GM]one thing that I neglected to mention is that having done such a phenomenal job bringing down the house with their incredible
00:07:44:2300:07:53:21Steve [GM]All the laughter, all of the greatness Of Professor Payne finally confessing his true love
00:07:53:2100:07:57:13Steve [GM]As well as his ability to build a house
00:08:00:1800:08:03:06Steve [GM]The procreator Turgra
00:08:05:1300:08:12:05Steve [GM]Awarded Eros with A new item called The Lying Liar
00:08:05:2700:08:10:02Chris [TBD]an arrow switch by a new item
00:08:12:1700:08:17:19Dave [Xeros]yes the lying liar would you like me to explain what the lying
00:08:17:1900:08:26:26Dave [Xeros]liar does okay this item has one d4 charges per day restored via long rests uh and i need
00:08:26:2600:08:35:28Dave [Xeros]plastic sorry guys the sonorus sonorous is that what it is okay the sonorous notes of
00:08:34:1000:08:34:26Chris [TBD]Singing.
00:08:35:2800:08:42:01Dave [Xeros]the lying liar will affect all creatures within a 30-foot sphere of influence excluding the user
00:08:48:0100:08:54:25Dave [Xeros]throw or else they will consist consistently lie for the next hour a wisdom saving throw
00:08:54:2500:09:01:20Dave [Xeros]will break the spell this only affects creatures capable of speech and are able to speak the same
00:09:01:2000:09:07:16Dave [Xeros]language as the caster creatures who are affected do not become mind-controlled nor perceive
00:09:09:2900:09:21:22Dave [Xeros]no nor receive reality in a new way they will not recognize that they feel i yeah they won’t feel compelled to answer a question any
00:09:21:2200:09:27:14Dave [Xeros]differently. They become aware that they are lying after the spell has come to an end and it lasts for one hour. Sorry
00:09:30:1600:09:35:06Jesse [Foulclaw]on The Liar that he’s trying to read alright
00:09:34:0200:09:37:13Dave [Xeros]No, I was like in it wrapped around like the handle
00:09:37:1300:09:45:19Steve [GM]Yeah, so the idea behind
00:09:38:2400:09:39:27Dave [Xeros]Oh man
00:09:43:1600:09:46:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s that great, we were talking about it, I found it first.
00:09:45:1900:09:56:18Steve [GM]The Lying Liar is that you’ve got… Basically it’s a way of forcing other creatures to tell lies
00:09:56:1800:09:58:11Steve [GM]which is kind of a
00:10:01:2800:10:03:14Dave [Xeros]Reverse zone of truth
00:10:04:2200:10:06:21Dave [Xeros]Zone of lies
00:10:06:1000:10:09:14Steve [GM]I am so happy to be here
00:10:13:0300:10:13:12Dave [Xeros]All right.
00:10:14:0000:10:24:20Steve [GM]but uh and the idea is that they when they answer in their mind while the spell is happening they feel like they are telling the truth but they aren’t that
00:10:14:0800:10:38:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]But the idea is that they, in their wallet, it feels like they’re
00:10:25:0700:10:26:29Steve [GM]and then and then after the spell is
00:10:25:2800:10:32:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yep this is like a common occurrence of my people who have not yet been converted
00:10:32:1500:10:42:12Jesse [Foulclaw]yes they think like it feels true to them the things that they believe in but like just not no and that’s really hard for people
00:10:46:0800:10:50:21Dave [Xeros]Or are they saying the exact opposite of what they would say if they’re telling you the truth?
00:10:53:0700:11:05:07Steve [GM]it may or may not be opposite 100% um you know if they’re like do you love your mom well yeah no but they’re not
00:11:05:0700:11:10:28Steve [GM]going to be like I despise the woman like not necessarily
00:11:06:0300:11:07:28Chris [TBD]I just fight
00:11:09:1600:11:20:26Dave [Xeros]So I want to ask the question of I want them to betray themselves, So for example, if I said hey, I’m playing The Lying Liar
00:11:20:2600:11:32:01Dave [Xeros]You’re in front of your wife And I say Hey, do you love your wife? and you’d be like um not really that’s kind of like because they’re lying or
00:11:32:0100:11:41:26Dave [Xeros]if they say yes i’m like oh yeah wow yeah and i’ll be like okay
00:11:34:0700:11:38:23Steve [GM]yeah they’d be like oh absolutely I loved my wife and I would never cheat on her
00:11:40:1000:11:46:08Steve [GM]yep and knowing you probably would start putting moves on life right there
00:11:41:2600:11:49:06Dave [Xeros]no i would only do that after i had already done
00:11:49:0600:12:09:09Dave [Xeros]and just to prove to her luck he doesn’t care about you anyway so the fellowship
00:11:56:2300:12:08:10Steve [GM]that’s The Lying Liar um we uh the crew not the crew sorry that’s political our companionship here
00:12:03:1800:12:09:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Thank you.
00:12:08:1000:12:17:28Steve [GM]our fellowship had after an exhausting day of shopping and entertaining people have returned to the blackguard inn
00:12:19:2900:12:27:25Steve [GM]while there a familiar face pops up in the form
00:12:21:2800:12:25:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]have a familiar
00:12:27:1400:12:32:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Hello everyone!
00:12:30:0600:12:37:01Chris [TBD]No, I would… Zach, where have you been?
00:12:33:1400:12:34:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]What’s up?
00:12:36:1500:12:45:05Jesse [Foulclaw]how come we know you? Were you just being
00:12:40:2400:12:44:18Dave [Xeros]Was she missing? Was she messing? Like, I didn’t even notice she was gone.
00:12:47:0500:12:53:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’ve been just sneaking behind all of you No. Uh, my grandmother was sick Wait, grandmother I had to go back
00:12:53:2700:12:54:26Dave [Xeros]I’m going to start playing
00:12:54:0300:12:54:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And now I’m back
00:12:56:1800:12:57:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s not lying!
00:12:58:1200:13:00:13Jesse [Foulclaw]wait the rest of us are still around though
00:12:59:0600:13:06:09Steve [GM]gets she gets to roll against it like all of you would have to do a is it was
00:13:00:2900:13:02:26Brin [Basil]did he know he’s accidentally cast it
00:13:06:1700:13:07:26Chris [TBD]I…
00:13:08:1000:13:09:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Wait, you’re really doing it?
00:13:10:2600:13:11:24Brin [Basil]yeah
00:13:11:0300:13:11:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah,
00:13:14:2900:13:22:02Steve [GM]is why we never get anywhere yeah uh
00:13:15:2400:13:17:09Chris [TBD]I know, I know.
00:13:24:1600:13:25:18Dave [Xeros]it’s a saving throw
00:13:26:1500:13:26:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]14
00:13:30:2100:13:31:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Does that mean I lost?
00:13:32:0800:13:32:18Dave [Xeros]you lost.
00:13:33:2200:13:37:22Dave [Xeros]you lost one hour
00:13:35:0700:13:36:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]How long does this last for?
00:13:36:0900:13:37:18Jesse [Foulclaw]please don’t ask me questions
00:13:38:0600:13:38:15Chris [TBD]five.
00:13:39:1900:13:41:01Dave [Xeros]one hour
00:13:42:1100:13:43:06Steve [GM]Yeah, yeah.
00:13:44:1600:13:47:20Dave [Xeros]no I just want Jenkins to tell us the story of what she did
00:13:46:2000:13:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]can the rest
00:13:49:2800:13:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]each other questions while this is happening, Steve?
00:13:54:2500:13:55:18Dave [Xeros]okay man
00:13:56:1500:14:06:25Steve [GM]So all of you failed your wisdom saving rolls. You didn’t notice The sonorous sound Of this lying liar kick in As Jakins begins to
00:13:58:0400:13:59:13Chris [TBD]Yeah, we all failed.
00:14:08:0000:14:10:13Steve [GM]To tell Her story
00:14:11:1400:14:12:01Steve [GM]Which
00:14:13:1800:14:15:15Steve [GM]Is laced with lies
00:14:17:0600:14:22:04Dave [Xeros]I didn’t really realize you were not but at the same time did you miss being around us
00:14:25:2400:14:29:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you yes i missed you everyone else
00:14:26:0400:14:30:21Brin [Basil]oh come on
00:14:34:2000:14:35:06Chris [TBD]Uh,
00:14:37:1000:14:38:23Chris [TBD]I never lip sync.
00:14:38:0100:14:47:29Dave [Xeros]okay wow um so uh so where were you at like
00:14:39:2900:14:41:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:14:40:1900:14:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:14:48:0700:14:59:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I got a tweet and I went and saved my dying was on the deathbed by my great-grandmother Madame Cecilia. That’s where it was.
00:14:58:2600:15:08:07Dave [Xeros]so yep telling the truth 100 percent okay great does anyone else have any questions
00:15:08:0700:15:15:14Dave [Xeros]she’s lying yeah so um hey falclaw so i’m just wondering do
00:15:16:2900:15:18:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:15:21:0000:15:26:08Dave [Xeros]all the things that idios has taught you or there’s something here and there that you haven’t
00:15:21:1100:15:22:13Chris [TBD]What was that called?
00:15:26:0800:15:37:11Dave [Xeros]really zeroed in on yet you have doubts do you have doubt this
00:15:29:2700:15:37:29Jesse [Foulclaw]uh there’s like a two percent help i haven’t realized that till this point my
00:15:35:2500:15:39:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:15:38:1200:15:39:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:15:41:0700:15:51:17Steve [GM]the owl eyes yeah oh uh roll your 1d4 to see how many charges uh because you’re at
00:15:43:0800:15:54:11Brin [Basil]that chart
00:15:45:0800:15:47:26Dave [Xeros]just great okay i just wanted
00:15:52:2800:15:56:24Steve [GM]so that chart like one left or you you rolled a one
00:15:56:2800:16:05:19Dave [Xeros]just one uh -huh well you know this this isn’t really today um this is
00:15:58:0300:15:59:18Steve [GM]So you used the one charge for
00:16:05:1900:16:15:21Dave [Xeros]me receiving it so because we still have to rest from from the the play so yeah just right before
00:16:09:1200:16:10:00Steve [GM]Yep.
00:16:13:2300:16:14:22Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:16:14:0200:16:15:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:16:17:1100:16:27:08Steve [GM]Alright, I’ll let… You got your trial run. Okay, so you have one charge on that for this upcoming day.
00:16:20:0500:16:29:27Dave [Xeros]okay for the following day make
00:16:28:1100:16:30:26Steve [GM]Use it wisely. Yeah.
00:16:29:2700:16:36:08Dave [Xeros]it count well that’s just for tomorrow
00:16:34:0100:16:41:18Chris [TBD]because in the wrong hands this could get very dangerous and i do believe they are already in the wrong hands
00:16:34:0700:16:34:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:16:37:0300:16:44:16Steve [GM]is TBD saying that or
00:16:37:0400:16:44:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That just means someone has to take it from him.
00:16:44:1900:16:54:28Chris [TBD]it did sound like TBD didn’t it that’s true
00:16:49:0100:16:54:28Steve [GM]if you were affected then TBD would be like this was the best thing that could ever be given to him
00:16:58:1300:16:59:10Dave [Xeros]you want to play it for.
00:16:59:0100:17:00:16Steve [GM]for what it’s worth
00:17:01:2600:17:08:23Steve [GM]Nordal rolled an 18 so he just kind of chilled in his shell and watched you guys wax like
00:17:10:0400:17:13:05Steve [GM]bombastically or whatever you just start weaving your lies and he’s
00:17:13:0500:17:22:08Steve [GM]like okay so
00:17:20:0300:17:21:17Dave [Xeros]I need to recharge this thing.
00:17:21:1000:17:22:24Brin [Basil]you
00:17:22:1000:17:23:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]we
00:17:27:1500:17:38:25Steve [GM]if we look at our map we have basically explored the majority of the places uh, you got some information that you needed
00:17:38:2500:17:44:27Steve [GM]so that you could get into The Ascendant’s library um, and that’s kind of like our current focus
00:17:45:1400:17:46:21Dave [Xeros]Wasn’t there a reason why we had
00:17:50:0100:17:57:16Dave [Xeros]I’m sorry, trying to remember. We asked who has something specific and it was the chick with the skin hats?
00:17:58:2500:17:59:08Dave [Xeros]No.
00:18:06:1100:18:12:10Dave [Xeros]I’m just remembering that we had said That we talked to someone And they said, oh yeah You can buy that at this
00:18:16:2900:18:22:07Chris [TBD]Use it to influence and persuade the crew they like it. We just don’t know where we need to go to winery.
00:18:19:2700:18:23:19Dave [Xeros]Oh That was G right?
00:18:23:1500:18:26:20Chris [TBD]Yeah, I think G was where the weapon store was.
00:18:27:2000:18:34:27Steve [GM]pull up my key uh the finery and winery is jay which
00:18:31:1700:18:37:15Chris [TBD]Close to where we need you to go maybe.
00:18:38:2500:18:44:11Steve [GM]you’re in the southern part near the lower gates and you just have to head basically straight north
00:18:44:1100:18:51:06Steve [GM]into the high spire to get to the wine store so you where you haven’t been
00:18:52:2300:19:02:17Steve [GM]It is in kind of the same neighborhood as the blacksmith who is working on some special armaments, so you may want to swing by.
00:19:02:0900:19:11:22Brin [Basil]oh dang
00:19:02:1900:19:03:04Chris [TBD]Oh
00:19:03:0100:19:13:22Steve [GM]Who knows how fast he works? Maybe maybe he’s done. Maybe he was able to use his school printer and get a black and white copy of the weapon printed out. You never know.
00:19:11:2200:19:22:16Brin [Basil]hey guys let’s stop let’s let’s stop by the blacksmith because my knuckles might be done
00:19:14:2200:19:15:28Steve [GM]You never no.
00:19:17:2500:19:18:21Jesse [Foulclaw]company resources
00:19:24:2700:19:34:20Steve [GM]All right. So morning comes. you all have uh rested which means i don’t think any there’s like been spell slots or anything
00:19:34:2000:19:41:23Steve [GM]really so all of those come back to their normal we’ve got the full party here for the first time
00:19:41:2300:19:49:08Steve [GM]in a while um and so you start marching through the city and of course that is again a very
00:19:50:0000:20:00:27Steve [GM]odd entourage so as we’ve done in the past uh you need to do a roll to see if there’s any suspicion that’s drawn to your odd little group here.
00:20:00:2500:20:02:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]added to that
00:20:05:0600:20:15:03Steve [GM]you’re going to use, it can be a deception or a performance or if there’s some other thing that you think you can do that kind of fits in with the idea let me know
00:20:15:0300:20:17:09Steve [GM]and we can maybe roll on that one instead.
00:20:19:1500:20:27:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So, like they’re going to be walking together and I’m kind of jumping from roof It’s a root.
00:20:27:1200:20:28:22Steve [GM]Oh! On The Roof
00:20:28:2000:20:32:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, yeah, like they’re walking together and I’m scouting up on the roots.
00:20:29:2200:20:35:22Brin [Basil]i got an eight
00:20:36:2000:20:38:23Steve [GM]is he singing his own theme song
00:20:42:0600:20:51:13Brin [Basil]so we don’t look like a group will that give us any plus
00:20:43:0500:20:45:09Chris [TBD]maybe we should just stagger ourselves
00:20:47:2000:20:48:03Chris [TBD]Yeah
00:20:48:2900:20:49:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’ll go up on their roots.
00:20:50:1500:20:54:25Jesse [Foulclaw]are we more suspicious
00:20:54:2300:21:00:25Dave [Xeros]back and take my seven-tailed cat whip and just go down the street.
00:20:55:0100:20:55:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:21:01:0800:21:01:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:21:01:1300:21:01:29Steve [GM]that
00:21:02:1400:21:04:05Brin [Basil]and spank
00:21:03:0400:21:04:19Steve [GM]you’re going to be rolling at disadvantage
00:21:06:1700:21:09:20Steve [GM]oh yeah, that’s right Nordle has a pope hat now
00:21:10:0700:21:12:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Is he converted or just likes to wear the hat?
00:21:12:1100:21:13:09Brin [Basil]okay
00:21:14:1200:21:20:05Steve [GM]have some sort of magical ability that no one has been able to figure out yet because I was busy printing out
00:21:20:0500:21:31:20Steve [GM]other things with the school computer yep yep charm person right okay so um let’s go ahead
00:21:27:1400:21:28:02Chris [TBD]Yep, yep.
00:21:31:2000:21:43:08Steve [GM]and give you guys if you’re gonna stagger give yourself plus two to your roll 19
00:21:32:2500:21:42:16Brin [Basil]a whopping 10 y’all or can I roll again dang it
00:21:45:0200:21:48:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay. 9, 10, 11…
00:21:48:0900:21:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:21:51:2900:21:52:28Brin [Basil]it’s efficient
00:21:53:0200:21:55:07Dave [Xeros]You have a zero for deception?
00:21:57:2200:22:05:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]boots? Oh, then I’m good because I did Deception but if you’re letting me do Stealth I have plus 8 so I’m
00:22:03:2700:22:05:23Brin [Basil]I know mine is only a plus one too
00:22:05:2800:22:13:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]good. There’s
00:22:08:2500:22:09:13Chris [TBD]17
00:22:09:1700:22:19:29Steve [GM]okay so uh something about a an extremely excited rabbit going to get her knuckle dusters
00:22:19:2900:22:28:10Steve [GM]kind of draws a little bit of attention yeah uh along with an owl who um seems to be having some
00:22:20:0300:22:23:08Brin [Basil]and i’m skipping i can’t help myself but i’m skipping
00:22:28:1000:22:39:26Steve [GM]sort of crisis of faith just like there’s just some internal conflict it’s not no it’s it’s a two percent it but it’s it’s there and that’s that’s a little disconcerting and so he’s looking
00:22:28:2100:22:30:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]just like this
00:22:32:1300:22:42:14Jesse [Foulclaw]a little baggy
00:22:33:2800:22:34:23Dave [Xeros]crisis of faith
00:22:34:2600:22:35:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:22:38:0300:22:39:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yeah
00:22:39:0100:22:40:02Chris [TBD]A slight!
00:22:39:2600:22:46:29Steve [GM]just a little yeah yeah like that. He spent the whole night up I’m an owl this shouldn’t matter
00:22:41:1400:22:43:05Brin [Basil]it makes his eyes
00:22:44:1900:22:45:18Brin [Basil]he looks like
00:22:44:2400:22:46:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:22:46:2900:22:57:04Steve [GM]but here I am all right so uh suspicion dice I’m rolling it up eight so you have two dice in your
00:22:48:2200:22:50:04Jesse [Foulclaw]so much for the long rest
00:23:03:0100:23:03:29Jesse [Foulclaw]or walking down the street
00:23:09:2600:23:10:20Brin [Basil]i’m gonna be upset
00:23:13:1400:23:25:05Steve [GM]odd is no i’m just rolling to be six it’s an even so yeah some people notice you and uh so although a couple of people kind of give you weird looks because it is such that that weird menagerie
00:23:18:0400:23:33:24Chris [TBD]That was her character.
00:23:25:0500:23:29:17Steve [GM]of half animal creatures. A couple were like
00:23:29:2000:23:31:01Brin [Basil]feeling moist guys
00:23:35:1500:23:36:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:23:37:1900:23:42:19Chris [TBD]let’s clarify something real quick back up a step bigger picture
00:23:37:2900:23:39:22Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s some context here
00:23:39:2000:23:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:23:44:1900:23:45:14Brin [Basil]I’m not going to say it.
00:23:48:1700:23:56:27Steve [GM]but TBD assumes that someone who’s actually just looking at some paperwork
00:23:57:0800:24:00:00Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:24:00:0200:24:02:29Steve [GM]and they stop to run some numbers
00:24:06:2700:24:13:08Chris [TBD]no problem I rip it out of his hand and I just write my name huge all over the piece of paper and hand it back to him deke
00:24:11:1800:24:12:04Brin [Basil]Deke.
00:24:14:1500:24:17:01Brin [Basil]A huge big deek.
00:24:16:2200:24:19:19Dave [Xeros]with a three humped mountain
00:24:19:1600:24:21:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:24:22:2000:24:23:23Dave [Xeros]That’s where I live.
00:24:26:0900:24:27:15Jesse [Foulclaw]someone stop him
00:24:29:1600:24:33:02Brin [Basil]You don’t even have to have a quill because PP provides his own.
00:24:32:1500:24:38:13Jesse [Foulclaw]oh man i’m like missing another feather out of my wing
00:24:33:0000:24:33:18Dave [Xeros]Exactly.
00:24:37:1100:24:48:05Steve [GM]how does this keep happening all right so you make it through i you arrive at um stabby mcstabbers stabbing emporium
00:24:38:0200:24:38:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:24:53:0200:24:54:25Brin [Basil]My Bigfoot, I kicked it over.
00:24:55:1200:24:57:13Dave [Xeros]Can someone roll a d7 for me real quick?
00:24:58:1600:25:05:19Dave [Xeros]D8, it’s an 8.
00:25:00:0600:25:05:04Steve [GM]right that’s it that’s a d10 but it’s still an eight so
00:25:17:0000:25:26:16Dave [Xeros]That would be the Wrathful Dwarven Whiskey It’s spiked with goji leaves Cockiness and boastfulness For the next 24 hours
00:25:27:2900:25:29:12Dave [Xeros]Um, I know
00:25:33:0900:25:44:08Dave [Xeros]It gives resistance to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage. Advantage on strength throws and saving throws. But only for 1d6 hours. So I’ll pull that real quick.
00:25:45:2300:25:50:09Steve [GM]so the door gets kicked open and that’s the best
00:25:54:2900:25:59:26Brin [Basil]um yeah sure yeah that’s true um hold on i already forgot his name what was it again
00:26:02:1100:26:07:20Brin [Basil]did we even ask that i feel like they didn’t write that down lyle lyle how you doing man
00:26:07:1500:26:08:27Steve [GM]Lyle McStabby
00:26:08:2000:26:09:12Dave [Xeros]Okay.
00:26:10:1400:26:10:15Dave [Xeros]Alright.
00:26:11:0000:26:16:28Brin [Basil]hey listen listen i know i was weird just in here but i just wanted to check get the status
00:26:16:2800:26:25:02Brin [Basil]on those knuckles how you doing yeah
00:26:19:2000:26:21:23Steve [GM]I figured you would be here
00:26:25:0200:26:33:20Brin [Basil]mm -hmm you feel that yes hand
00:26:25:1600:26:34:23Steve [GM]And to be honest it was a great job I really was excited for it So here you go my friend and your Veilstone Knuckles.
00:26:33:2000:26:45:19Brin [Basil]them over okay veilstone
00:26:36:2800:26:38:14Steve [GM]All right, here you go.
00:26:40:1500:26:42:29Steve [GM]You can go ahead and read what those do.
00:26:45:1900:26:54:07Brin [Basil]knuckles requires attunement there are two modes blunt and piercing blunt any unarmed attacks gain
00:26:54:0700:27:00:11Brin [Basil]plus one to damage and attack rolls if it successfully hits the target creature is pushed
00:27:00:1100:27:07:05Brin [Basil]back 1d10 feet it’s super awesome okay piercing and that’s totally because the bell stone song
00:27:07:2500:27:12:24Brin [Basil]heck yeah okay piercing any unarmed attacks gain plus one to damage
00:27:13:2000:27:20:05Brin [Basil]plus end plus one d6 piercing damage on critical hit the target creature is pushed
00:27:20:0500:27:29:18Brin [Basil]back 2d 10 feet stunned and knocked prone that’s freaking awesome yes
00:27:33:1300:27:43:10Steve [GM]if you do hit someone and they are positioned in such a way that they hit something they take essentially falling damage which is 1d6 per 10 feet
00:27:41:2800:27:52:03Brin [Basil]okay that is so cool okay okay so I instantly take off the knuckles that I
00:27:43:2900:27:48:20Steve [GM]so you could even deal just a little extra damage if you hit them hard enough
00:27:52:0300:27:56:01Brin [Basil]have on put in my bag and put these on and I’m like looking in the mirror
00:27:56:2900:27:57:15Steve [GM]Arr!
00:27:58:1300:28:01:18Brin [Basil]I’m stroking my ears okay
00:28:01:1900:28:13:12Steve [GM]All right, and so yeah, they’re knuckles but if you speak a magic word the password essentially you can decide what word that is They’ll basically like Wolverine snicked out
00:28:13:1200:28:15:20Steve [GM]to turn into the spikes
00:28:17:2400:28:26:00Steve [GM]That’s a bonus action To do that You can have them in or out whichever one But you just use a bonus Action to switch with your Magic Word
00:28:25:0400:28:27:01Brin [Basil]so I gotta come with that
00:28:27:2200:28:28:20Dave [Xeros]for you to put them away?
00:28:28:1400:28:30:11Brin [Basil]no absolutely not
00:28:32:1900:28:35:08Chris [TBD]What she’s saying is they’re never going to be put away.
00:28:32:2100:28:33:20Brin [Basil]what should
00:28:36:0200:28:37:08Brin [Basil]I like that
00:28:37:2100:28:38:09Chris [TBD]shing
00:28:42:2300:28:43:12Brin [Basil]meow
00:28:43:2600:28:53:11Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m like i like like like she looks really cool with these claws and stuff uh can i just
00:28:44:2200:28:47:25Brin [Basil]like that would that just be it
00:28:51:1300:28:58:07Brin [Basil]yeah i am a rabbit the talons
00:28:53:1100:29:01:19Jesse [Foulclaw]quickly get my claws sharpened while we’re here stabbing it’s just like i have my talent i have hands if i need to remind everybody i had hands
00:29:01:0800:29:02:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:29:01:0800:29:02:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:29:01:1900:29:09:04Jesse [Foulclaw]but i also have talons on my feet for a little like you know plus two or something in my attack
00:29:06:2900:29:09:25Brin [Basil]he starts like foot pedaling his stone and holding your foot
00:29:09:2300:29:13:06Chris [TBD]maybe dipped in some sort of metal alloy or something
00:29:12:2000:29:13:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Alright?
00:29:13:0400:29:13:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:29:15:0100:29:22:00Steve [GM]all right um this is an odd request so uh stabby mcstabbers is going to be charging you
00:29:20:0400:29:29:25Dave [Xeros]it’s delicate
00:29:23:2100:29:29:12Steve [GM]yeah well not he’s not used to them being attached to people and that’s too
00:29:24:0900:29:25:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:29:29:2500:29:37:01Dave [Xeros]work why are you here yeah
00:29:31:1100:29:31:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:29:31:2900:29:32:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:29:35:0800:29:42:06Steve [GM]26 uh 26 gold pieces to get a little little sharpening
00:29:45:0800:30:07:21Brin [Basil]instead of
00:29:45:1500:29:46:22Steve [GM]You’re not sorry at all.
00:29:45:1800:29:46:15Dave [Xeros]I’m going to…
00:29:49:1200:30:00:05Jesse [Foulclaw]when he was throwing a bunch of gold in the fire last night all the coins that like ricocheted out so I have 25 and then I just need a little bit of help
00:30:04:2900:30:07:22Steve [GM]this guy? The one with all of the stabbing weapons?
00:30:05:0400:30:11:24Chris [TBD]One gold coin
00:30:07:2100:30:19:12Brin [Basil]casting a spell could you just like give him real money. Like, could you just give him Just buy him two gold coins
00:30:08:1200:30:11:26Dave [Xeros]Let’s just throw in the extra gold point. I was gonna…
00:30:19:0200:30:24:25Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna have to subtract a gold piece off of my… Let’s see how much this puts it down.
00:30:29:2400:30:32:10Dave [Xeros]2,239 gold points.
00:30:32:2700:30:33:18Brin [Basil]poor baby
00:30:37:0400:30:41:05Dave [Xeros]No, 12,069 gold pieces.
00:30:47:1600:30:54:19Dave [Xeros]so it’s like a big kangaroo pocket So it doesn’t matter what pocket goes into at all just kind of rolls to the center
00:30:55:2000:30:57:14Brin [Basil]just rests right under his
00:30:56:2600:30:57:11Dave [Xeros]Yep
00:30:59:1200:31:00:27Brin [Basil]Anyways, we should get going
00:31:01:2800:31:04:12Chris [TBD]As far as The effects are
00:31:03:1400:31:05:14Steve [GM]the effect on your talons
00:31:07:0800:31:16:27Steve [GM]we’ll say that for an unarmed strike you can have uh it gives an additional plus 1d4 piercing damage
00:31:19:2800:31:22:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’t need to sharpen mine.
00:31:21:0300:31:28:19Dave [Xeros]So if we run into some raw adamantine ore could we melt it down and have his talons coated in adamantine?
00:31:29:1700:31:33:16Steve [GM]would probably need to be knocked unconscious and put in a bat
00:31:36:1000:31:43:01Chris [TBD]It might cause him
00:31:36:1100:31:39:14Steve [GM]So, you know, that’s something… We’ll just put that in a maybe pile for now.
00:31:38:1700:31:50:01Dave [Xeros]okay we’re looking for adamantine and a vat he no longer is attending church at that point
00:31:44:1000:31:45:16Jesse [Foulclaw]We are…
00:31:45:2200:31:47:04Steve [GM]What so was we?
00:31:47:0200:31:47:24Jesse [Foulclaw]We?
00:31:48:2900:31:50:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:51:2800:31:58:01Steve [GM]So your little shopping trip done. You head over to the winery and finery
00:31:59:2900:32:03:15Steve [GM]where you have a…
00:32:05:1100:32:16:12Steve [GM]This is a kenku, which is like a raven who’s standing behind the counter and organizing lots of wine bottles, as you would imagine in a place like this.
00:32:16:1800:32:27:08Steve [GM]There’s also a small area kind of on just outside a little porch, as it were, a patio and there are small seats there where different creatures
00:32:27:0800:32:35:21Steve [GM]are enjoying a meal. It’s pretty relaxed but it was a pretty relaxed atmosphere
00:32:32:2100:32:34:08Chris [TBD]it’s pretty relaxing
00:32:35:0500:32:36:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]At the pier…
00:32:35:2100:32:42:29Steve [GM]here, and there’s plenty of stuff to look at as far as drinks are concerned.
00:32:48:0800:32:59:25Dave [Xeros]i’m here I’m here for the cheese and maybe some spice wine I’m sorry, it wasn’t boastful enough. Hey bird that’s black and eat some wine
00:32:59:2500:33:00:22Dave [Xeros]and some cheese
00:33:02:0500:33:05:04Steve [GM]The Kenku turns to you and goes, all right!
00:33:06:0700:33:08:19Dave [Xeros]It’s one of these again Okay
00:33:08:0100:33:08:20Chris [TBD]Black.
00:33:12:1600:33:16:25Steve [GM]The cat flutters over. You want some wine and cheese?
00:33:18:2000:33:20:22Dave [Xeros]I don’t even know how I want to talk to this thing
00:33:21:2300:33:22:11Dave [Xeros]Yes
00:33:23:2900:33:24:27Chris [TBD]cheese again, please.
00:33:24:2700:33:25:14Dave [Xeros]Okay
00:33:27:0200:33:28:01Dave [Xeros]Please
00:33:27:0500:33:27:14Chris [TBD]No!
00:33:30:2100:33:31:13Steve [GM]All right!
00:33:30:2900:33:31:16Dave [Xeros]Yeah
00:33:33:2100:33:43:22Steve [GM]So she starts to, and she pulls out four or five different bottles and starts describing at length the pedigree of each one.
00:33:44:0100:33:51:15Steve [GM]The different subtle flavors that you can get depending on which vintage, which year. Describing prices
00:33:51:1500:33:59:03Steve [GM]And just launches into her full-scale salesman pitch as nice as he’s just dead.
00:33:56:1800:33:57:09Dave [Xeros]Let’s hear it
00:34:00:2500:34:02:14Dave [Xeros]Do you see that meta
00:34:02:1400:34:04:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]She just did.
00:34:04:0000:34:12:21Dave [Xeros]um okay i mean does anyone else i’ve had a little bit of a drink this morning but i can always have some more um is anyone else gonna you know hit
00:34:12:2100:34:20:18Dave [Xeros]with me or uh all right yeah but this is the thing you gotta make sure that it tastes good
00:34:15:1700:34:17:14Brin [Basil]Yeah, do it.
00:34:16:0900:34:17:29Chris [TBD]You just want to take the wine.
00:34:16:2100:34:18:01Jesse [Foulclaw]to somewhere
00:34:19:1700:34:22:11Brin [Basil]They probably have We could take a couple swigs.
00:34:21:2500:34:24:05Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah let’s do this let’s
00:34:23:2300:34:24:22Brin [Basil]Nothing crazy.
00:34:26:1000:34:28:20Jesse [Foulclaw]what we have a mission here
00:34:28:1700:34:40:08Dave [Xeros]i’m pretty sure i could find some bread and i can mix it with you with the wine and you can totally go all in yes i
00:34:37:1900:34:48:23Chris [TBD]What have you
00:34:38:2500:34:45:28Steve [GM]really i could perhaps help with this adjusts the
00:34:40:0800:34:47:03Dave [Xeros]yeah yes the the pope hat yep
00:34:48:2300:34:54:16Chris [TBD]become?
00:34:49:1700:34:50:22Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll do it
00:34:52:1400:34:53:02Jesse [Foulclaw]alright
00:34:54:2000:35:06:02Brin [Basil]that two percent turns into four with every shot glass yeah we’re just
00:34:56:0200:34:57:22Chris [TBD]Go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:35:03:0200:35:04:06Jesse [Foulclaw]like the smallest chocolate
00:35:06:0200:35:27:04Brin [Basil]yeah you turn your head sideways and you wake out this way i got
00:35:09:2300:35:20:01Steve [GM]right so uh anyone who’s gonna try the wine uh you do a constitution saving throw to see if you get drunk uh eros you get uh advantage because you have a very high alcohol
00:35:20:0100:35:29:27Steve [GM]tolerance oh you didn’t drink okay not
00:35:29:1700:35:34:21Brin [Basil]shot glasses please with wine come on
00:35:35:0700:35:35:28Dave [Xeros]to my nat 20
00:35:38:1000:35:46:08Steve [GM]mean it’s a constitution saving throw so whatever your phone is do you need to no now you’re fine it’s it’s the same
00:35:43:1200:35:48:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You shouldn’t give in
00:35:43:1300:35:56:16Brin [Basil]it’s even
00:35:53:1300:35:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:35:56:1600:36:04:10Brin [Basil]worse than i imagined
00:35:59:0800:36:00:17Jesse [Foulclaw]and I get a six
00:36:03:0200:36:04:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Wow, the tiniest,
00:36:04:1000:36:11:01Brin [Basil]it’s because you have bird bones
00:36:05:1600:36:06:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]and you’re drunk.
00:36:08:1300:36:10:13Jesse [Foulclaw]this is a new experience
00:36:12:1100:36:13:17Brin [Basil]20 pounds
00:36:13:2500:36:21:07Jesse [Foulclaw]lightweight he’s literally literally a lightweight okay in
00:36:17:2600:36:20:03Brin [Basil]just spills bone marrow inside
00:36:19:1400:36:22:07Dave [Xeros]okay so we he just tried one vintage right
00:36:23:1600:36:32:26Steve [GM]has oh i rolled a six for the next six hours you’re at disadvantage um in an hour you can do another con saving throw to see if you can kind of shake it off a little bit faster but
00:36:25:2300:36:27:22Chris [TBD]Oh, no.
00:36:26:2400:36:28:05Brin [Basil]oh gosh
00:36:31:2000:36:33:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:36:32:2600:36:36:08Steve [GM]otherwise you’re At Disadvantage. The world is spinning!
00:36:35:1500:36:46:16Jesse [Foulclaw]hours uh whoa who’s talking
00:36:36:1500:36:40:24Brin [Basil]you have made a huge mistake let’s just go all in
00:36:37:2000:36:42:03Dave [Xeros]all in um hey that was a good one the
00:36:43:1400:36:44:11Steve [GM]spinning around
00:36:44:1300:36:45:23Dave [Xeros]there’s like five more
00:36:46:1600:36:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw]who is talking who i i’m
00:36:47:1100:36:49:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:36:47:1800:36:54:00Dave [Xeros]more you can take the sacrament five times today can we do it good i’ll offer him up
00:36:56:0800:36:58:02Brin [Basil]I’ll have whatever he’s having
00:36:58:0200:37:01:05Jesse [Foulclaw]gonna i’m going to try another one i’m not trying another
00:37:00:0500:37:01:12Brin [Basil]ow
00:37:01:0500:37:10:02Jesse [Foulclaw]one in hopes of this other one like countering the effect the first do
00:37:04:2600:37:15:08Dave [Xeros]each other 16
00:37:06:1300:37:08:21Steve [GM]well roll a disadvantage for your
00:37:09:2200:37:20:14Steve [GM]saving throw TBD did you drink okay yeah okay
00:37:10:0200:37:18:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i still get to add
00:37:12:0400:37:13:22Chris [TBD]I didn’t drink that.
00:37:15:0800:37:26:28Dave [Xeros]on the second one yes yes making
00:37:18:0600:37:41:09Jesse [Foulclaw]my constitution okay well i got a 10 this thing so whoa
00:37:20:1400:37:31:16Steve [GM]so yeah you’re you’re still drunk uh and so i’m going to add two year six hours another 1d6
00:37:25:0100:37:31:25Chris [TBD]Uh, and so I’m going to add two years per hour to another control.
00:37:31:1600:37:40:03Steve [GM]roll just a one okay so you’re up to seven hours of drunkenness i don’t
00:37:38:1900:37:50:11Dave [Xeros]listen listen you yeah yeah you’re doing great you’re going great we got four more to get through Drew, I think you’re going to be the one that decides which one we buy.
00:37:40:2200:37:44:11Steve [GM]they’re not going to let you fly home you’re gonna have to give them your feathers
00:37:41:0900:37:49:13Jesse [Foulclaw]whoa i don’t think you’re
00:37:44:1400:37:45:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:37:44:1700:37:45:00Chris [TBD]Okay.
00:37:49:1300:37:58:14Jesse [Foulclaw]holding up one bottle and i’m trying to decide between three right how about that one
00:37:56:1000:37:57:20Dave [Xeros]It’s okay, I’ll guide you.
00:37:56:1700:37:57:28Chris [TBD]No, no, no.
00:37:58:2500:38:03:19Dave [Xeros]Yes, let’s try it! This one with the grapes on it.
00:38:02:1400:38:08:05Jesse [Foulclaw]this is the last one i’m trying I feel good but I am very confused right now
00:38:09:0500:38:12:12Brin [Basil]And how many bottles of spice do you think we should get? Just one or two?
00:38:14:0600:38:14:28Dave [Xeros]spice in the wine?
00:38:21:1300:38:24:08Brin [Basil]Okay, okay. I mean that’s originally what I was thinking about.
00:38:26:0200:38:34:18Dave [Xeros]i am i am gonna pay for it but uh we need to find out which vintage we want so he needs
00:38:27:0900:38:29:21Brin [Basil]We’ll take a keg of the spiced wine. He’s paying for it.
00:38:34:1800:38:38:13Dave [Xeros]to try one more i’ll try out the additional three and then let’s debate whether or not
00:38:42:2500:38:44:24Brin [Basil]I just drank them all in a row.
00:38:43:1100:38:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not rolling this dice ever again in my life
00:38:45:0800:38:50:29Steve [GM]Okay, so you need to do a con-saving throw for every shot. Yeah, I know you’re fine.
00:38:47:2100:38:48:06Brin [Basil]You got it.
00:38:54:0600:38:57:22Steve [GM]All right, you’re playing on one of them? So that’s two of five.
00:38:58:2400:39:00:06Steve [GM]So you’re getting a bit drunk.
00:39:03:0900:39:04:05Brin [Basil]I’m going to say… Do it again.
00:39:04:2900:39:06:22Dave [Xeros]rabbit with brand new wolverine
00:39:07:2600:39:08:09Brin [Basil]15.
00:39:08:2200:39:09:14Chris [TBD]She got it.
00:39:09:0400:39:14:02Steve [GM]And this is at disadvantage though because you’re being a little drunk. So 15 was won and what’s the other roll?
00:39:15:0100:39:17:13Brin [Basil]Uh, where’s the next one?
00:39:18:2200:39:19:06Brin [Basil]17.
00:39:19:1500:39:24:03Steve [GM]Okay, and so two more? That’s…
00:39:22:1300:39:22:28Chris [TBD]Three.
00:39:24:1400:39:28:03Brin [Basil]So that was all… Yeah, I did 20, 22,
00:39:28:0300:39:37:07Brin [Basil]11 15 17 yeah okay okay
00:39:32:0100:39:40:15Steve [GM]The fourth one So you do two more rolls For your final To see if you can get any more drunk And you take the lower number
00:39:37:0700:39:47:05Brin [Basil]16 17 it’s
00:39:46:1700:39:56:23Steve [GM]Okay, okay, so you are only Drunk and because You knocked down that much I’m still going to do a 1d6 So you’re going to feel the effects of this Two whole hours
00:39:56:1300:39:57:06Chris [TBD]Oof.
00:39:57:2600:40:02:28Brin [Basil]it’s all right i’m like eating the cheese
00:40:01:0500:40:04:08Dave [Xeros]um okay did do we hit the third one yet
00:40:01:2500:40:13:01Jesse [Foulclaw]wow yep wow that was probably the third time cinnamon
00:40:09:2500:40:16:14Dave [Xeros]was the spiciest should we spice that I gotta hit the other two real quick
00:40:13:0100:40:15:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
00:40:18:2400:40:21:07Dave [Xeros]that was a 21
00:40:23:1500:40:26:08Dave [Xeros]and a 22
00:40:27:2800:40:34:08Dave [Xeros]then i came in
00:40:30:1700:40:37:10Steve [GM]you will feel less drunk than you did when you came in. You’re more sober
00:40:36:0300:40:39:29Dave [Xeros]i’m okay with that uh you want
00:40:38:2800:40:47:06Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i rolled an eight for that third one by the way so I’m just sticking to the single digits today don’t want to complicate anything
00:40:46:0100:40:49:10Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh!
00:40:46:0400:40:48:02Steve [GM]That’s an additional five hours
00:40:47:2200:40:55:04Jesse [Foulclaw]you know I’ve always really liked you guys actually but I feel like we’ve really bonded a lot
00:40:51:0600:40:51:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:40:51:0700:41:00:19Steve [GM]So for the next half day you are basically any just about any roll is going to be at disadvantage for you
00:41:00:1900:41:05:04Steve [GM]though, in an hour you can try to shake off the effects a little bit.
00:41:04:1000:41:10:08Dave [Xeros]okay just one second i’m going to offer you this will get back get you back to
00:41:10:1000:41:11:09Steve [GM]Your inhibitions…
00:41:10:2100:41:21:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t wanna listen to you anymore you know how I feel about you okay I’ve held this in long enough all right and I need to tell you that sometimes I get a little upset
00:41:21:0700:41:25:16Jesse [Foulclaw]okay like and by a little I mean like kind of a lot
00:41:26:0700:41:28:07Dave [Xeros]okay is there anything i can do to help
00:41:27:2700:41:28:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I want you
00:41:30:1000:41:39:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I want to be your real friend not like this puppet sometimes feels like he’s being used for stuff
00:41:39:1000:41:44:09Dave [Xeros]galclaw i i just gotta admit and you’re not gonna remember this because you are plastic but
00:41:45:2600:41:57:13Dave [Xeros]the only real friend I got so I’m just letting you know, I actually really love you. You’re like four brothers and you’re the only person I would
00:41:57:1300:41:58:08Dave [Xeros]call brother
00:42:05:0500:42:06:01Dave [Xeros]insight check
00:42:05:1700:42:09:13Steve [GM]Yeah, it’s an insight check and it’s at disadvantage
00:42:06:0500:42:06:20Jesse [Foulclaw]insight
00:42:07:1100:42:09:07Chris [TBD]A disadvantage.
00:42:11:2900:42:19:08Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t worry i’m proficient in the inside i’m not rolling this dice ever again though
00:42:18:1400:42:20:12Steve [GM]your one charge on simply
00:42:19:0900:42:19:27Dave [Xeros]no
00:42:20:1400:42:21:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:42:21:1100:42:22:18Dave [Xeros]I kind of do
00:42:22:0400:42:24:00Steve [GM]I know you do!
00:42:23:0300:42:25:06Brin [Basil]He’s like eating Zenzu fruit.
00:42:30:0600:42:36:05Jesse [Foulclaw]all the dice are cursed it’s a four plus plus i’m proficient so i add a three and
00:42:36:0500:42:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m also proficiency bonus that’s plus five total so i got a ten i mean a nine
00:42:42:1200:42:50:25Dave [Xeros]hey okay i’m just gonna let i’m gonna pull out a little vial from
00:42:42:2000:42:50:29Jesse [Foulclaw]this feels
00:42:42:2200:42:48:21Steve [GM]So yeah, clearly you’re so drunk he can’t even do your math. And you’ve got…
00:42:50:2900:42:54:28Jesse [Foulclaw]honest actually to that you said that we were your only friend
00:42:53:2600:43:05:15Dave [Xeros]that’s great because i am 100% honest when i say that and the only reason i’m saying that is because i know you’re not going to remember it and that would put me in a really vulnerable state so i’m going to be honest with you
00:42:57:0600:42:57:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m a little
00:43:06:0100:43:13:10Dave [Xeros]i love you brother don’t tell anyone else that i just said that um but
00:43:10:0800:43:10:20Jesse [Foulclaw]of my eyes
00:43:14:2200:43:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:43:16:2000:43:19:23Steve [GM]The Kenku is behind the counter just kind of staring at all
00:43:19:1300:43:23:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]There he was a unknown threat.
00:43:22:0400:43:26:16Dave [Xeros]uh unknowing to you i’d use the crystal ball of telepathy and it spoke it to his mind
00:43:26:2700:43:28:06Steve [GM]I was going to say that’s going to require
00:43:27:2900:43:34:13Dave [Xeros]that’s going to require the retcon um however my friend um i do have this uh this little vial
00:43:29:0500:43:30:17Chris [TBD]of Intuiton.
00:43:34:1300:43:40:14Dave [Xeros]of port rum and if you want to drink that it’ll probably nullify all the effects of this okay
00:43:39:2500:43:40:02Jesse [Foulclaw]to me
00:43:41:1800:43:42:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t care anymore
00:43:42:0400:43:47:18Dave [Xeros]um so just open your mouth i’ll just pour it in and just make a
00:43:46:2200:43:49:28Steve [GM]Maria left me! She left me!”
00:43:50:2300:43:51:07Jesse [Foulclaw]13
00:43:51:2800:44:02:11Dave [Xeros]uh you need to make a constitution saving throw what was
00:43:53:0400:43:55:16Brin [Basil]He weighs back Oh lady losses
00:43:57:1100:43:58:20Steve [GM]because you’re still drunk.
00:44:02:1100:44:07:26Dave [Xeros]the first one okay yeah roll it one more
00:44:05:1300:44:06:15Jesse [Foulclaw]but I’m disadvantage
00:44:06:2900:44:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay wow
00:44:10:0700:44:14:13Steve [GM]Is there a threshold for yours that he needs to pass?
00:44:15:0300:44:22:08Dave [Xeros]not very high it’s the one that um okay yeah you passed dude you’ve just nullified all
00:44:15:1600:44:16:04Steve [GM]Oh, right, all right.
00:44:23:1200:44:34:06Jesse [Foulclaw]what i thought we were at stabby’s last thing i remember is step where
00:44:25:2200:44:26:15Steve [GM]remember what
00:44:34:0600:44:42:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t remember much of anything but i still feel like the very raw yeah but i can’t place
00:44:42:1100:44:54:23Dave [Xeros]an emotional hangover i’m not
00:44:43:0600:44:44:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:44:45:2000:44:46:24Steve [GM]Alright, alright.
00:44:46:2800:44:49:22Jesse [Foulclaw]some bender very tender feelings over here
00:44:48:2700:44:51:05Brin [Basil]Why are my face feathers wet?
00:44:51:0600:44:52:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:44:51:1400:44:58:22Chris [TBD]it’s just been raining on my face
00:44:59:0100:45:09:23Steve [GM]the Kenku takes your money uh which was 50 gold coins for the samples 10 per sample and then um 85
00:45:09:2300:45:16:20Steve [GM]for a bottle of the spiced wine number three i think it’s what you picked oh right okay so
00:45:13:2600:45:21:00Dave [Xeros]got a we’re getting a keg not a bottle we’re gonna make it rain that’s
00:45:16:1400:45:30:03Chris [TBD]that’s a good deal
00:45:16:2000:45:26:08Steve [GM]that’s gonna be that’s
00:45:31:0600:45:36:18Jesse [Foulclaw]does the keg fit under your coat hat does it like fit inside
00:45:35:2500:45:36:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:45:35:2500:45:37:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:35:2500:45:41:17Brin [Basil]That would be amazing We’re just going to get a rope And we’re just gonna tie it
00:45:41:2300:45:53:04Brin [Basil]around and we’re gonna hook we’re just going to put a spout on the back red
00:45:42:0700:45:43:12Chris [TBD]his shell
00:45:44:1300:45:45:11Steve [GM]the sloth smile
00:45:50:1000:46:02:05Dave [Xeros]while I’m there can I uh so I’m just wondering do you guys have like one of those stacks of red cups and quite possibly like a thin tube
00:45:50:1500:45:52:02Chris [TBD]The party turtle bus.
00:45:52:2600:45:54:08Steve [GM]party
00:45:53:0400:46:00:10Brin [Basil]solo
00:45:53:1300:45:54:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:46:03:0200:46:09:11Dave [Xeros]of uh elastic that we can um you know put onto this keg do
00:46:11:0300:46:12:08Steve [GM]nope
00:46:17:2100:46:21:20Dave [Xeros]and and possibly a small ball that you can use to play ping pong
00:46:23:1000:46:32:04Steve [GM]The Kangaroo gives you some directions to a little place that is just off of like on the eastern side of the lower gates
00:46:25:0100:46:38:06Chris [TBD]With a salmon
00:46:32:1100:46:39:12Steve [GM]uh a little place called it’s a which is
00:46:38:0600:46:38:22Chris [TBD]flock.
00:46:39:1200:46:46:04Steve [GM]gimp the pimps pemporium that that’s the place you
00:46:42:2400:46:50:23Dave [Xeros]speaking terms okay all right I’m going to go pick us some cups, a ping pong ball and some tubing.
00:46:46:0400:46:56:25Steve [GM]want to go okay so to do that you’re passing through the center of the high spire um
00:46:56:2500:47:08:00Steve [GM]which is a very open area which means again suspicious people might be looking at you So give me the roll that you feel best suits
00:47:08:0000:47:10:18Steve [GM]You if you’re trying to be sneaky again Do a stealth roll
00:47:11:0500:47:13:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]have to go with him? Can I go and chill
00:47:12:1500:47:22:17Chris [TBD]I’m gonna, yeah, Yeah, I’m going to kind of just sit and observe the court in front. Wait, are we going to the library?
00:47:22:2100:47:25:28Dave [Xeros]That’s where we’re headed because we want to get the guards drunk.
00:47:25:1600:47:27:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna
00:47:25:2400:47:29:18Brin [Basil]This, yeah this is our- the whole thing is to get the guards drunk right?
00:47:29:0200:47:34:26Chris [TBD]I’m gonna just do an investigation of the courtyard in front of the library.
00:47:35:1500:47:36:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]the library
00:47:35:2700:47:40:10Chris [TBD]What do they call that again in heist movies? No, no, no.
00:47:42:1300:47:42:27Chris [TBD]Thank you.
00:47:42:1400:47:44:22Steve [GM]So you two do perception checks
00:47:43:2300:47:46:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but I’m going to be kind of perched up
00:47:46:1300:47:49:14Steve [GM]Okay That’s fine So both of you
00:47:51:2900:47:53:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m a cat!
00:47:52:2900:47:54:09Jesse [Foulclaw]How are you going to get up there
00:47:55:1500:47:57:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m like a wolf-like cat.
00:47:56:0600:48:00:02Steve [GM]Apparently there are some vestigial effects Of the alcohol
00:48:01:1200:48:03:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Not everybody has wings.
00:48:02:0400:48:04:13Dave [Xeros]How dare you? That’s my thing!
00:48:04:1000:48:04:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Unfortunately
00:48:04:2400:48:06:23Chris [TBD]That’s a 19
00:48:08:1400:48:14:28Steve [GM]yeah you’re doing perception but the remaining u3 well are you staying to stake out or are you going
00:48:12:1600:48:13:24Chris [TBD]I apologize
00:48:16:1100:48:20:17Brin [Basil]to do the whole, we want to get the guard strumped so I’m going go with them.
00:48:20:0200:48:23:12Steve [GM]okay so u3 do or are You Staying to
00:48:26:0700:48:27:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:26:2100:48:29:23Steve [GM]so you do a you do A Perception check too
00:48:28:1400:48:31:20Dave [Xeros]I’m riding… The keg is on his back, and I’m writing the keg.
00:48:28:2800:48:30:17Brin [Basil]the keg is on his back
00:48:29:0300:48:29:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:48:30:2100:48:35:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I got a 14 plus 3 so 17
00:48:35:1400:48:40:14Steve [GM]you’re good uh you two need to do whatever roll to see if you’re gonna get any suspicion
00:48:43:2600:48:44:25Brin [Basil]21 baby
00:48:50:0300:48:50:23Chris [TBD]What did you expect?
00:48:50:2500:48:52:23Dave [Xeros]Okay, okay. So this is deception, right?
00:48:53:1700:48:54:18Steve [GM]a cat on nine tails
00:48:58:2700:48:59:24Chris [TBD]Party time!
00:49:00:0900:49:00:25Dave [Xeros]Sixth…
00:49:02:1400:49:08:24Steve [GM]it’s 13 yeah i see dude okay so uh i’m going to roll three suspicion dice
00:49:02:1800:49:05:19Dave [Xeros]Yeah, 13. No, I fail. Okay.
00:49:08:2400:49:16:01Steve [GM]and we’ll see what we get seven
00:49:09:2000:49:15:05Chris [TBD]Yes, I just got an idea.
00:49:16:0100:49:23:14Steve [GM]so you guys are fine um so in the interest of time You get the needed supplies from Gimp the Pimp.
00:49:24:0200:49:24:17Dave [Xeros]Tim.
00:49:25:1700:49:36:29Steve [GM]And meanwhile, you three see that lots and lots of people are here. It seems as though maybe something big is going down today,
00:49:37:2400:49:47:15Steve [GM]maybe tomorrow. And as you’re just sort of sitting and listening to conversations and stuff, you hear a couple of names that sound kind of familiar to you
00:49:47:2200:49:52:01Steve [GM]that are brought out by the
00:49:51:0500:49:52:00Chris [TBD]by the
00:49:53:2400:49:54:17Steve [GM]crowd.
00:49:57:1800:50:02:18Steve [GM]One is from, it’s the name Fauna Sneeler
00:50:03:2100:50:08:08Steve [GM]is apparently going to be forcing a vote tomorrow
00:50:09:2900:50:17:12Steve [GM]about what to do with Sinidae and Coraes underneath the land underneath
00:50:17:1200:50:28:08Steve [GM]uh the entire parliament is essentially being asked to decide whether or not to maintain the status quo
00:50:29:2400:50:40:29Steve [GM]or take action and well no one really wants war except the little bit more extreme side of the
00:50:33:0200:50:33:29Chris [TBD]Go to war.
00:50:40:2900:50:47:10Steve [GM]crew but the crew is saying like we should you know not have any relationships at all with
00:50:47:1000:50:54:01Steve [GM]people underneath and the host saying we should open it up and like have have uh yeah
00:50:51:0900:51:00:10Dave [Xeros]have them be our guest oh
00:50:55:0400:51:02:14Steve [GM]and i’m sorry my son’s calling i’m just gonna see yeah sorry
00:51:02:1400:51:08:25Steve [GM]so i’m Just Yeah I don’t think
00:51:05:0600:51:05:13Chris [TBD]quick
00:51:19:1500:51:23:09Dave [Xeros]table talk what do you guys want to do it’s a plan we’re going to force a vote
00:51:24:2400:51:28:22Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s tomorrow there but yes i think we should influence
00:51:26:1300:51:33:19Dave [Xeros]yeah but it puts a timeline on us being able to actually do something so we have to do today right um
00:51:37:0900:51:47:10Dave [Xeros]yeah i think if it goes south which they’re probably going to fix the vote somehow that seems like the host wouldn’t do that but it feels like the other guys would
00:51:46:2800:51:55:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Does she want to have a relationship with it down below or not, do you know?
00:51:48:0000:51:58:06Jesse [Foulclaw]fauna a crew we know if fauna is the crew from i don’t
00:51:53:0700:51:53:18Brin [Basil]I don’ know.
00:51:55:0500:52:04:08Dave [Xeros]crew isn’t she fauna mistress flora mistress fauna and mr smear yeah i I think the crew.
00:52:00:1900:52:02:10Jesse [Foulclaw]i suspect that she’s good
00:52:06:2000:52:08:07Brin [Basil]a vote in the courtyard probably.
00:52:09:2100:52:18:05Dave [Xeros]Okay, so when we come back with the keg and the drinks, do we just want to act like we’re throwing a party? How do we want to go about this?
00:52:14:2700:52:23:00Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i mean you have a crowd you know you’re excited for the vote like
00:52:23:0000:52:33:01Jesse [Foulclaw]what do they do every year with rock to vote was that that was the thing this is this is rock the vote so we could
00:52:28:0500:52:31:26Dave [Xeros]Okay, and TVD needs to play us in, right?
00:52:33:0100:52:41:11Jesse [Foulclaw]take the side of the crew, play along a little bit some spice yep
00:52:40:1400:52:45:26Dave [Xeros]Hey Chris, yeah, anything.
00:52:41:1700:52:43:00Brin [Basil]Is that the is that the goal?
00:52:44:1700:52:47:29Brin [Basil]Pong. I’m trying not to say beer pong but it’s the hardest thing.
00:52:47:2500:52:53:19Dave [Xeros]Do some keg stands. We’re going to try To throw a pre-vote bash
00:52:54:0200:53:07:03Chris [TBD]yes please
00:52:54:2000:52:59:02Dave [Xeros]And you need To introduce The
00:53:00:1700:53:04:13Dave [Xeros]What should our group stage name be? Like, there’s something players
00:53:03:1800:53:09:16Steve [GM]to finish hearing what you observe before you start making plans just curious
00:53:06:1300:53:34:02Brin [Basil]absolutely and we need to know if this chick is crew or host like
00:53:08:2200:53:14:24Chris [TBD]she’s definitely
00:53:13:1500:53:14:04Steve [GM]case
00:53:16:1400:53:18:11Chris [TBD]on a sneeler
00:53:19:1400:53:25:11Steve [GM]Sneeler is definitely through um there’s this vote that’s going to be happening tomorrow
00:53:26:1400:53:28:24Steve [GM]you’re also hearing the name Mars von Eck
00:53:29:2800:53:40:05Steve [GM]he’s host and he’s got a proposal so essentially they’re going to those are kind of the two orators who are going to deliver the big speech tomorrow
00:53:40:0500:53:50:26Steve [GM]as you are listening and watching you hear that there are rumors that some kind of shady,
00:53:52:0700:53:55:29Steve [GM]underhanded stuff going on in the parliamentary offices.
00:53:57:0400:54:08:03Steve [GM]More than that, it’s just hearsay so you can’t be certain but not rigged voting it’s more like they’ve got more than their letting on
00:54:02:1900:54:09:01Brin [Basil]voting oh okay
00:54:03:1300:54:04:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yes, so we did.
00:54:08:0200:54:13:07Chris [TBD]Hmm, I think we can find out what that is in the library.
00:54:15:2900:54:23:22Steve [GM]lots of creatures there are people everywhere this is a very busy square and there’s a lot of uh people around the
00:54:26:2400:54:35:20Steve [GM]yeah so there’s uh um at the library itself jayden that’s the guard that
00:54:38:1200:54:39:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:54:40:2200:54:41:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Forgot.
00:54:42:2700:54:53:13Steve [GM]is like orbit they uh one of the guards was uh gifted a veil stone
00:54:47:1900:54:48:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a story
00:54:48:2800:55:00:25Dave [Xeros]what he’s way up there
00:54:52:1300:55:00:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s nice for him.
00:54:53:1300:55:01:04Steve [GM]and then pushed off the edge and uh i’d heard from him since yeah
00:54:57:1500:55:39:19Brin [Basil]not
00:55:05:2000:55:09:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a bird and he’s just like flown down?
00:55:08:0100:55:13:22Steve [GM]so some some of them and the others are kind of like that the celestial race they don’t have
00:55:13:2200:55:25:18Steve [GM]wings per se but some of them do this was not one yeah lowly guards um so jayden the other guard
00:55:17:1700:55:18:18Dave [Xeros]yep
00:55:20:1200:55:23:13Dave [Xeros]he’s not of that echelon quite yet
00:55:25:1800:55:35:03Steve [GM]is is there and he’s watching the crowd and you know that he knows what you look like you bumped into him a couple times and you did send his friend into outer space
00:55:39:1900:55:41:08Brin [Basil]this is not good
00:55:39:2800:55:42:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]he hasn’t met me.
00:55:43:0300:55:46:05Steve [GM]true but you are in the
00:55:49:0500:55:50:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]cat thing.
00:55:52:1500:55:55:24Dave [Xeros]just the lycanthrope half person, half cat
00:55:57:0400:56:02:00Dave [Xeros]um yeah I mean pre-vote potty
00:56:02:2500:56:04:28Steve [GM]know uh foulclaw you raised your feathers
00:56:04:1400:56:09:19Jesse [Foulclaw]uh these guys have sort of a plant brewing but i think it’s great um
00:56:11:0300:56:13:11Steve [GM]because their plans never go awry
00:56:14:1000:56:25:03Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i’m feeling like i’m just gonna like head into the library like i’ve been able to approach stage and i’m gonna put on the yellow lanyard and i’ll be like the towel lanyards yep
00:56:25:0300:56:29:01Jesse [Foulclaw]uh and i’re gonna try and get past with the lanyrd
00:56:27:2200:56:35:07Brin [Basil]Wait, did we show that to him last time though when he wigged out with me? So maybe you shouldn’t show it yet.
00:56:34:2400:56:41:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]why don’t i go talk to him while you guys walk in
00:56:36:2900:56:47:19Jesse [Foulclaw]to get in or okay wait oh
00:56:38:2300:56:44:04Chris [TBD]You weren’t there, Jaikens wasn’t there.
00:56:43:0800:56:47:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I vote against the party I will say
00:56:52:2300:56:56:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]suspicion times a billion
00:56:55:0200:57:02:24Dave [Xeros]yeah but that’s not really the case because it’s like we’re like the what was that what was the what was
00:57:02:0900:57:12:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is not going to serve we have one kegs
00:57:04:0700:57:06:11Steve [GM]Um, Torgar’s
00:57:08:0600:57:11:20Brin [Basil]Do we have just one bottle of the spiced wine?
00:57:12:1400:57:18:24Dave [Xeros]two regards players but we also have him with us and he can multiply drink and fish
00:57:13:2500:57:16:20Brin [Basil]Only, okay. Because we need to…
00:57:26:0800:57:29:02Brin [Basil]We’re going to need you to say a prayer over the spised wine.
00:57:30:1700:57:33:22Brin [Basil]We have more shot glasses I mean sacrament cups!
00:57:33:1400:57:40:25Dave [Xeros]you learned earlier today it’s very Harry Potter I knew I could do because I already did it and I’m telling you
00:57:42:2900:57:48:25Jesse [Foulclaw]no i think i think the two of us sure
00:57:43:2100:57:52:22Brin [Basil]Maybe you need to offer Jaden like just a bottle of this spiced wine. You know what I mean as a gift. A red
00:57:54:2000:57:55:21Brin [Basil]no ice
00:58:00:0800:58:03:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Hey, you don’t know me but I heard about your friend.
00:58:04:2800:58:06:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No, no, listen to this.
00:58:05:2600:58:09:19Dave [Xeros]yeah no one else the only people that knew about they met us down by the docks
00:58:07:1900:58:09:02Brin [Basil]cause we tried talking
00:58:10:1300:58:13:07Brin [Basil]to him last time and that just went so south
00:58:11:1400:58:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]make your distraction and we’re all going to try
00:58:16:0700:58:20:10Dave [Xeros]okay all right i’m gonna walk in on nortle wearing a pope hat
00:58:17:1800:58:27:01Chris [TBD]i got one other idea though hold up one
00:58:18:1700:58:19:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, no.
00:58:21:1700:58:22:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’t agree with
00:58:22:1900:58:34:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this idea by Jaden.
00:58:23:1800:58:26:21Dave [Xeros]it’s okay you guys can just be me i’ll do it
00:58:27:0700:58:36:15Chris [TBD]idea what if one of us got captured on purpose and they were taken inside the library
00:58:38:1800:58:39:28Brin [Basil]or would they tell you somewhere else
00:58:42:2900:58:47:26Dave [Xeros]i imagine they’re going to take us into the library It’s the library security. Right? Okay.
00:58:48:0600:58:57:09Steve [GM]i will point out that you have seen imprisoned creatures in this city under
00:58:56:1400:58:57:14Brin [Basil]first hand
00:58:58:2900:59:00:08Brin [Basil]yeah which
00:59:03:0600:59:05:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]sneaking into the library?
00:59:05:0400:59:06:00Chris [TBD]Let’s sneak in
00:59:06:0800:59:09:21Jesse [Foulclaw]making their distraction you’re a rogue you can do that but
00:59:07:2500:59:08:22Brin [Basil]I really
00:59:08:1800:59:19:29Steve [GM]it is okay so it is broad daylight it’s broad daylight and there are creatures absolutely everywhere so sneaking into what is essentially the capital building
00:59:10:0900:59:12:19Chris [TBD]Well we all need to get in there
00:59:10:1100:59:10:26Brin [Basil]Really
00:59:17:1100:59:22:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well you can go, well there’s windows and stuff.
00:59:25:1000:59:33:19Brin [Basil]Alright, let’s get Should we go get some more kegs?
00:59:26:2500:59:32:07Chris [TBD]Wait till it gets start We’ll get the party started Play some music for them
00:59:36:2600:59:37:20Dave [Xeros]I’ll go back with Noel.
00:59:41:0000:59:43:24Chris [TBD]let’s inspire some of the folks to get the keg
00:59:45:1700:59:48:07Dave [Xeros]but we have him with us and he can multiply
00:59:50:2100:59:53:06Brin [Basil]Okay, can we like Get a quick banner made
00:59:54:0800:59:56:11Brin [Basil]We need like a banners to
00:59:55:2700:59:57:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Number two, there’s no fish anywhere.
00:59:57:1201:00:01:14Brin [Basil]Advertise the party Where can we go and get a banner Made really quick
01:00:02:1401:00:10:19Dave [Xeros]can cast that one spell that just makes everyone vision like anime vision a jumbotron version of it i know but
01:00:06:2501:00:08:11Brin [Basil]Do that
01:00:08:1101:00:12:21Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s just a square. There’s no sound either. it’s just a square
01:00:13:1301:00:15:18Steve [GM]a five by five banners
01:00:15:2301:00:16:06Jesse [Foulclaw]15
01:00:17:2501:00:19:03Brin [Basil]Okay, that’s plenty big
01:00:19:0601:00:28:29Dave [Xeros]so cast jumbutron to get the party started and has it has like a countdown like almost like a new year’s eve bash and then we’ll start the party after we get the other kegs
01:00:19:2701:00:32:28Brin [Basil]do that please cast okay
01:00:26:1301:00:30:07Chris [TBD]but how are
01:00:31:2201:00:33:12Chris [TBD]Jagen is going to get in easily but how
01:00:32:2801:00:40:07Brin [Basil]we really whoever has the tallow lanyard that’s the only one that can really do anything in that restricted section right
01:00:35:2001:00:36:02Chris [TBD]just
01:00:37:1701:00:38:11Chris [TBD]the guards
01:00:40:0701:00:48:06Brin [Basil]so we really only need to get basically you win all
01:00:51:0601:00:55:26Brin [Basil]alright alright so we just get as many people drunk
01:00:53:0901:01:00:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so if jayden doesn’t know me could i just walk into the library no he
01:00:54:1001:01:00:23Chris [TBD]We need to find one other local musician who can take the stage so we can sneak away.
01:00:58:1401:01:05:14Dave [Xeros]okay or we just get them so drunk that they’re passed out and
01:01:01:0301:01:08:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]know me i could just walk in like do i need a library card to get in or something
01:01:06:0801:01:15:07Dave [Xeros]oh yeah we’re gonna get everyone drunk i’m
01:01:07:0901:01:11:18Chris [TBD]You’re talking just the guards that we need to hit the whole square.
01:01:07:1901:01:16:16Brin [Basil]claw has one cuz
01:01:12:2201:01:14:07Chris [TBD]We don’t have enough wine for that.
01:01:13:2401:01:14:14Steve [GM]to just walk in
01:01:16:0701:01:19:22Dave [Xeros]i’m going to ride nortle back and give a couple more kicks yep
01:01:21:1001:01:27:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so while they’re getting their party ready can i just walk up to jaden and be like hey how do you get a library
01:01:31:2201:01:35:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Can I just go ask him that?
01:01:32:1901:01:33:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:01:32:2801:01:41:03Jesse [Foulclaw]The rest of us have been drinking this morning, so we’re not fully…
01:01:33:1001:01:37:24Brin [Basil]it was so hard to get. It was so hard to get that time.
01:01:35:2601:01:37:22Chris [TBD]Oh, my gosh.
01:01:37:0301:01:38:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:01:39:2301:01:43:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well, you guys are setting up your party. I’m going to go talk to Jaden.
01:01:40:1901:01:47:22Dave [Xeros]you go do that i’m i’m turning nortal around with my whip and we’re heading back to the winery
01:01:42:2901:01:43:20Chris [TBD]Why?
01:01:46:1501:01:50:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Good luck with that. I’ll wait for you guys inside the library.
01:01:51:2101:01:52:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay.
01:01:53:0601:01:54:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m coming up to Jadon.
01:01:55:1001:01:58:01Steve [GM]are we waiting until nightfall to start this whole thing or
01:01:57:2601:02:00:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m moving now. They can get their party started.
01:01:59:2501:02:03:11Chris [TBD]She’s getting intelligence for us.
01:02:06:1201:02:16:20Steve [GM]and he’s he’s large uh i mean TBD kind of no no but TBD would would be like he’s impressed by what jaden
01:02:13:2801:02:14:10Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:02:15:2801:02:18:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]What species is he? A celestial?
01:02:16:1901:02:17:10Chris [TBD]Yes.
01:02:19:2001:02:25:23Steve [GM]no, he’s an Asimur so he’s the celestial angelic being so he is good looking too
01:02:22:0001:02:22:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay.
01:02:30:1101:02:32:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, here we go.
01:02:30:1801:02:32:02Steve [GM]I have to get him in Russian accent
01:02:36:0301:02:37:23Brin [Basil]Do you need to brush her fur? I got some.
01:02:37:1601:02:38:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Brush my fur.
01:02:38:2601:02:40:00Brin [Basil]do you want me to
01:02:39:1901:02:42:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]My whole body is not for only parts.
01:02:42:2601:02:44:02Brin [Basil]okay looking fresh
01:02:45:0401:02:46:12Brin [Basil]hold on let me get this one
01:02:49:1201:02:50:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m not flirting but
01:02:52:1201:02:53:22Dave [Xeros]Gotta go hit another sewer.
01:02:53:0201:02:54:12Brin [Basil]I you don’t
01:02:55:1701:02:57:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I am going to go up to date.
01:02:57:2001:02:58:22Steve [GM]what doyou want
01:02:59:2101:03:03:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m just wondering how you get a library card? I’d love to read some books.
01:03:05:1301:03:09:14Steve [GM]is not about books this is place of power political power
01:03:12:0601:03:20:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i’m so interested no i
01:03:14:1601:03:20:01Steve [GM]I can tell because you are cat person You’re not from around here You’re Not From Below Ground, Are You?
01:03:22:2201:03:23:24Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna run back in
01:03:24:2901:03:26:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:03:26:1301:03:32:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]no don’t you’re gone um as a
01:03:26:2101:03:27:14Steve [GM]you want to
01:03:31:0101:03:33:06Brin [Basil]you’re barely slowly making your way
01:03:34:0601:03:39:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i i actually don’t know where exactly i am from i’ve been living here for a while now
01:03:40:1901:03:50:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]whether my parents are from uh very hidden because i look so different my parents chose to keep me
01:03:43:0001:03:44:24Steve [GM]library. But you live here long
01:03:50:0901:03:59:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]hidden so yeah but i now that i’ve grown older i’m curious so i’m coming out not of the closet
01:03:51:0801:03:51:25Steve [GM]Wise
01:03:59:2301:04:07:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but of the house i’ve been held in he’s gone he’s
01:04:00:1901:04:01:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:04:07:2701:04:19:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]got him okay my
01:04:08:2401:04:13:23Dave [Xeros]I need six more kegs and then we’re going to make our way to get a lot more cups.
01:04:10:0701:04:11:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:04:10:2501:04:22:06Jesse [Foulclaw]can i
01:04:11:0601:04:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:04:15:1401:04:17:29Steve [GM]Yeah, okay. You’re going to need to do a deception roll.
01:04:21:0801:04:33:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]plus one i have remember what this does oh thanks
01:04:24:1201:04:26:07Steve [GM]Well you would be
01:04:27:0801:04:28:00Steve [GM]that’s the idea
01:04:28:1201:04:32:28Brin [Basil]I have my cloak put on and as I walk by you I put a zenzu fruit in your pocket
01:04:32:1901:04:33:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:04:35:0101:04:41:17Chris [TBD]A little sleight of hand. If you remember, his companion is still floating somewhere.
01:04:35:0901:04:46:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]it. Yeah, I have a Zen Zufu Okay, I’m just gonna go for it Um, okay That’s a 9
01:04:42:2401:04:43:26Chris [TBD]He’s fine!
01:04:48:0601:04:49:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So that’s plus
01:04:51:0701:04:53:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Or did a 9 do the job
01:04:53:1201:05:01:15Steve [GM]Oh no you got 15 remember or higher So yeah so you can use this end of fruit to just do a full re-roll which is what I would recommend
01:04:54:1601:04:55:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh great
01:05:01:2601:05:07:07Chris [TBD]I thought it was two Zenzu Fruits for a full re-roll.
01:05:10:0301:05:16:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I add like a prayer to what she’s doing? but I can see like she’s in trouble if I may add is there any sort of
01:05:14:0101:05:21:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’t trust this
01:05:19:0201:05:20:02Jesse [Foulclaw]bonus I can use
01:05:21:2901:05:25:00Brin [Basil]He he wants to blow on your dice
01:05:26:0301:05:27:15Steve [GM]But, you know…
01:05:27:2701:05:29:14Chris [TBD]98% right now.
01:05:29:0501:05:32:26Steve [GM]You can add 1d4 of faith.
01:05:34:2601:05:41:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]11 Plus 1 1D4. Okay, so I’m at 12 right now.
01:05:43:2401:05:44:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Please.
01:05:44:2001:05:46:18Steve [GM]then your prayer has been answered.
01:05:46:2901:05:47:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s a 3!
01:05:49:1801:05:50:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:05:50:2901:05:52:26Dave [Xeros]That’s not a D4.
01:05:51:0001:05:52:06Steve [GM]Alright, Jaden gives you
01:05:51:0301:05:58:20Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s a weird one. Yeah, sorry.
01:05:58:1301:06:01:07Steve [GM]So Jaden is he gives you kind of the side eye
01:06:01:0701:06:11:02Steve [GM]But eventually he nods his head and explains that this is like the parliamentary campus.
01:06:11:2901:06:20:22Steve [GM]And while it does have archives and library -like things, mostly it’s the seat of power.
01:06:21:1001:06:28:26Steve [GM]So it is super important that they keep this place very well secured.
01:06:28:2301:06:37:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Cool, cool.
01:06:30:0601:06:40:22Steve [GM]tells you like there are guards on duty, we have magical traps. This isn’t the sort of place you just waltz into. So sorry If you have official
01:06:40:2201:06:42:25Steve [GM]business and you have evidence of
01:06:41:0501:06:44:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was just about to say are they hiring?
01:06:48:1301:06:52:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was really impressed by what you had said and I was wanting to join me.
01:06:52:2101:06:54:22Steve [GM]be hired if you were to be hired
01:06:55:0101:06:55:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well remember-
01:06:56:1001:06:58:05Steve [GM]Like you would be a
01:06:59:0801:07:03:27Steve [GM]You would have been outside of it to get your job
01:07:05:0401:07:07:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]well Jayden it’s been really great talking to you
01:07:06:1801:07:10:24Jesse [Foulclaw]uh well real quick before you walk away
01:07:12:0601:07:16:21Steve [GM]Are you like swooping in?
01:07:16:2801:07:24:17Jesse [Foulclaw]no no no this is just maybe just before she says that i’d like to cast mage hand
01:07:24:1701:07:35:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um as one of my cantrips and uh i i wanna i don’t want to but i’m gonna smack him on the butt like
01:07:27:1601:07:27:28Steve [GM]Yeah.
01:07:35:0201:07:39:28Jesse [Foulclaw]right like what uh jayden i’m just gonna smack them on the back so he
01:07:38:1601:07:40:22Brin [Basil]What has this wine done to you?
01:07:39:2801:07:47:08Jesse [Foulclaw]so he turns away and maybe you’ll have a chance to slip past it you’re
01:07:49:1601:07:50:10Chris [TBD]We’ve got to wait until night.
01:07:50:1001:08:08:16Jesse [Foulclaw]oh you’re there at the door all right i’m doing it anyway does he
01:07:53:0501:07:55:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]and how much is in there if we want to go in yet
01:07:55:2201:07:57:06Chris [TBD]At least not the front door.
01:07:58:1901:08:05:18Steve [GM]So he failed perceiving that it was you so it successfully smacks his butt cheek.
01:08:09:0001:08:09:28Jesse [Foulclaw]to see what happened.
01:08:09:1301:08:15:02Brin [Basil]does he smile he just reaches back and scratches
01:08:11:2401:08:14:21Chris [TBD]What kind of noise does he make? Is it a good noise?
01:08:17:0901:08:21:17Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay. So these Ace of Me are like a one-stroke
01:08:17:2201:08:19:18Brin [Basil]and then smells nevermind
01:08:20:1601:08:21:24Steve [GM]Evens yes.
01:08:21:0801:08:27:07Chris [TBD]I was imagining more that was not the…
01:08:22:2401:08:23:15Steve [GM]Odds no.
01:08:23:0301:08:23:24Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
01:08:23:0801:08:25:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Odds that he what?
01:08:25:1701:08:26:09Steve [GM]Turned around.
01:08:26:2701:08:27:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No.
01:08:31:2801:08:32:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’ll be seeing ya!
01:08:34:2601:08:39:11Brin [Basil]you gotta do a way harder mage slap than that
01:08:37:2201:08:48:24Chris [TBD]Listen. I’m still in the square and I would like to just do an investigation check on the building, or a perception check to see if I can see another way in
01:08:48:2401:08:49:23Chris [TBD]besides the front door.
01:08:55:0801:08:56:01Chris [TBD]plus one.
01:08:58:0401:08:59:08Chris [TBD]Not very perspective.
01:09:04:2401:09:06:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]A LOT of…
01:09:04:2501:09:12:29Steve [GM]um the um it is a beautiful building wonderful architecture
01:09:05:1501:09:08:28Brin [Basil]it is
01:09:12:0901:09:20:20Chris [TBD]There are clear scores
01:09:12:2901:09:21:03Steve [GM]the main entrance is clearly the easiest way in there are there is a clear story so there
01:09:21:0301:09:27:14Steve [GM]are windows really high up but you also see with your incredible wizard background
01:09:27:0501:09:28:05Chris [TBD]Excellent.
01:09:27:1401:09:37:16Steve [GM]you recognize uh boards like runic boards on those upper parts of the building so uh very
01:09:33:0301:09:34:02Chris [TBD]Okay.
01:09:37:1601:09:46:23Steve [GM]very clearly it’s like anti yeah it’s a so like an anti -flight anti -magical entrance
01:09:52:1901:09:57:17Chris [TBD]And do I notice any connection underneath it?
01:09:59:0101:10:07:11Steve [GM]no because here’s like standing outside the building, and so you just see the facade. You don’t see a basement entrance or anything
01:10:07:1701:10:09:24Chris [TBD]Am I able to comprehend the runes?
01:10:10:2101:10:15:09Steve [GM]Yeah, yeah, within your wizardry abilities? Yeah, that’s going to be…
01:10:19:1601:10:31:00Steve [GM]And it’s… there’s a small little tilde on one of the runes that you recognize acts as an anti-flight rune, so if
01:10:23:2301:10:26:12Chris [TBD]Uh-huh.
01:10:31:0001:10:41:12Steve [GM]even a creature who normally can fly gets too close, they will suddenly be unable to just flutter their way up.
01:10:37:1501:10:38:04Chris [TBD]Dropped.
01:10:45:2201:10:49:14Chris [TBD]They got it fully decked out. Hey, just so we’re all aware…
01:10:50:0201:11:00:21Steve [GM]too close and then drops out of the sky. You
01:10:52:1401:10:53:23Dave [Xeros]how far up
01:10:55:0301:10:59:11Dave [Xeros]does it go from like 40 feet all the way up to infinity
01:11:01:0101:11:08:16Chris [TBD]tell the activity that you can carry yourself open at some point
01:11:01:0801:11:04:12Steve [GM]infinity but it seems very well constructed
01:11:06:1401:11:12:10Dave [Xeros]flies through there at some point and then just drops like a rock and splats on the ground
01:11:13:2001:11:18:28Steve [GM]It seems almost like a dome but its dimensions are
01:11:21:2601:11:28:29Chris [TBD]cool uh everyone it seems like the best way in is through the front door when
01:11:29:2601:11:31:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Jaden was cool.
01:11:32:0401:11:33:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I could go off for him a drink.
01:11:36:0901:11:39:28Chris [TBD]started i like that idea we say
01:11:41:2401:11:53:18Steve [GM]you spend the intervening hours kind of getting prepped getting your guitar tuned violin well strung and that’s not how those are used
01:11:53:1301:11:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:11:53:1801:11:58:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You guys should like disguise yourself a little bit.
01:11:59:1701:12:04:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Maybe put masks on or something so Jaden doesn’t recognize you.
01:12:07:1601:12:19:04Steve [GM]the time passes golden hour arrives and And it’s time to start some sort of concert, apparently with plenty of spiced wine to go around.
01:12:19:1101:12:26:11Steve [GM]The people in the area have thinned but there’s still a lot of people.
01:12:26:1601:12:37:04Steve [GM]It’s not like it’s empty but it’s probably half as many as during the day. You also notice that fewer and fewer people are going into the Ascendance Library.
01:12:35:0501:12:42:26Brin [Basil]okay good that’s great
01:12:37:1201:12:41:20Steve [GM]Mostly it’s just people coming out so it seems like the building is slowly emptying
01:12:39:0701:12:44:25Chris [TBD]nice and the people coming out are they dressed like in suits
01:12:47:2801:12:56:01Steve [GM]like politicians is that basically yeah they look like politicians and staffers I mean they don’t wear suits probably more like robes
01:12:50:2101:12:56:21Chris [TBD]Got it.
01:12:57:0201:13:03:06Steve [GM]it’s clear that they had a reason for being there you know
01:13:02:1001:13:13:15Dave [Xeros]okay all right can i can I get this party started um so right as me and Nortle enter the square I’m going to cast Minor Illusion
01:13:13:1501:13:25:13Dave [Xeros]um, and there’s going to be spotlights that hit us all at the same time. And I’ve loaded his back up with like a strap that has like 20 kegs like, and he’s just
01:13:25:1301:13:36:21Dave [Xeros]one foot after the other coming in slow and steady. He’s got his Pope hat on and his Pope hat starts glowing like a
01:13:37:1301:13:45:09Dave [Xeros]disco ball right and there’s just lights yep so lights start rotating everywhere he’s taking a
01:13:38:1601:13:41:01Brin [Basil]and it has two solo cups
01:13:45:0901:13:52:09Dave [Xeros]couple swigs out of his solo cups and right as we enter we i start singing uh like a
01:13:52:1901:14:04:08Dave [Xeros]from uh from madonna so it’s just like I’m riding on top of all the kegs the Pope hat shines up and then I just you know start
01:14:04:0801:14:08:22Dave [Xeros]the whole life is a mystery
01:14:09:2401:14:16:26Dave [Xeros]and then I get through the first verse and then I point to TBD who’s got his guitar out and ready to go
01:14:12:1101:14:27:19Brin [Basil]no
01:14:16:2601:14:24:17Dave [Xeros]are we
01:14:17:1701:14:20:05Chris [TBD]I’m going to roll performance. Here we go baby.
01:14:21:1601:14:22:14Chris [TBD]Oh damn!
01:14:23:0101:14:24:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:14:25:1801:14:26:21Dave [Xeros]a prayer in 4-4 time
01:14:27:1901:14:34:15Brin [Basil]way are you for real so obviously he drank before the party got started
01:14:33:0901:14:38:05Dave [Xeros]as I’m walking in a Zenzu fruit to you like a grenade
01:14:34:0601:14:43:11Chris [TBD]it’s a nat one okay thank you i actually i have a zenzu fruit i i have one i have
01:14:40:0201:14:41:05Dave [Xeros]don’t bomb
01:14:43:1101:14:50:11Chris [TBD]one that’s it
01:14:43:1301:14:44:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you need two to re-roll, right
01:14:44:2701:14:49:29Steve [GM]so you start by doing like the biggest power cord and you realize that your amp isn’t turned on yet
01:14:49:0801:15:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Back him up
01:14:50:1101:14:55:23Chris [TBD]yep yep yep okay let’s try that let’s
01:14:51:1701:14:55:20Steve [GM]uh so no one really noticed because they’re just they’re
01:14:56:1701:15:08:10Chris [TBD]try that again tune my guitar real quick oh there we go that is much better that’s 16 to back him up coming in with the
01:15:08:1001:15:13:03Chris [TBD]guitar. A couple power cords that get a little louder and they’re sustaining
01:15:14:1201:15:15:27Chris [TBD]and then I hit the high notes
01:15:17:2301:15:18:05Dave [Xeros]right when the
01:15:19:0801:15:30:24Dave [Xeros]when you call my name I’m getting really angry emo style um and right when we hit it I’m gonna cast
01:15:34:0401:15:45:18Dave [Xeros]heroism on TBD and then i am going to cast uh so heroism it is willing creature you touch is imbued with bravery
01:15:37:2601:15:40:12Chris [TBD]Okay, what does that do
01:15:45:1801:15:50:26Dave [Xeros]until the spell ends the creature is immune to being frightened and gains temporary hit points
01:15:50:2601:16:01:01Dave [Xeros]equal to your spell casting ability modifier at the start of each of your turns um yeah yep
01:15:57:0801:16:00:26Chris [TBD]so I’m at temporary awesome thank you
01:16:01:0101:16:10:06Dave [Xeros]um and then I don’t know like does anyone want to come help me unload these kegs or Or am I just going to cut the rope and have them fall off?
01:16:15:1401:16:15:23Brin [Basil]I can give you one if
01:16:17:0401:16:18:03Brin [Basil]party outfit
01:16:21:2001:16:22:13Brin [Basil]it’s a
01:16:23:1301:16:27:02Brin [Basil]slightly inappropriate but alright I’m covered in fur it’s fine
01:16:27:2801:16:30:26Dave [Xeros]I cut the thing and the kegs just kind of roll
01:16:33:2801:16:45:25Brin [Basil]of them making sure they go where they’re supposed to go you don’t have a solo cup in your hand
01:16:35:1201:16:39:19Dave [Xeros]and you’re like that bar lady that is supposed to get everyone to drink
01:16:42:1901:16:43:18Dave [Xeros]And so
01:16:45:2501:16:52:05Brin [Basil]come out over here still drunk
01:16:47:2901:16:50:07Steve [GM]Where are you at this point, Fowlclaw?
01:16:53:0001:16:55:24Jesse [Foulclaw]that wore off much better now
01:16:53:2401:16:56:15Brin [Basil]I’m just kidding that’s right the front row
01:16:57:0301:17:00:00Jesse [Foulclaw]this would probably be better if I was going to stove up
01:17:00:1901:17:01:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:17:01:0201:17:07:28Jesse [Foulclaw]um also, I’m gonna cast my magic square silent image
01:17:09:2201:17:14:01Jesse [Foulclaw]and it’s gonna be projected
01:17:15:0201:17:23:29Jesse [Foulclaw]opposite the library uh so it’s like it is like a different song um and it’s just gonna it’s just going to be like the replays oh it’s
01:17:23:2901:17:27:08Jesse [Foulclaw]just gonna be like close-ups of the band you’re gonna get some shots
01:17:28:0701:17:29:04Dave [Xeros]Jumbotron
01:17:28:0801:17:38:26Jesse [Foulclaw]yet you’re going to get some shots uh of some of the famous politicians walking around right some big wigs are gonna flash up there like we’re kind of getting excited for the vote everything
01:17:40:0201:17:41:06Jesse [Foulclaw]guess who’s coming
01:17:42:1201:17:46:08Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s fauna everybody We know Fana, and we know Mars.
01:17:47:1801:17:54:20Jesse [Foulclaw]So it’s just like highlight reel is just going on but it’s opposite the library so everybody is looking at… more people are looking good.
01:17:55:0601:18:01:22Steve [GM]Unfortunately a lot of them Are a little bit liquored up So that they don’t really recognize That you have no idea what these people look like
01:18:03:0601:18:03:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:18:03:1801:18:06:13Steve [GM]The picture doesn’t really match what they know already but
01:18:05:1101:18:07:05Brin [Basil]They’re anime versions.
01:18:06:2101:18:08:28Dave [Xeros]Is it anime? Anime vision again.
01:18:09:0901:18:10:27Steve [GM]Fauna has eyeballs
01:18:12:0901:18:14:06Steve [GM]two-thirds of her face
01:18:16:1001:18:18:18Jesse [Foulclaw]A little disproportionate.
01:18:16:2401:18:17:11Dave [Xeros]Excellent.
01:18:16:2601:18:18:20Steve [GM]What about you, Jenkins?
01:18:19:1201:18:23:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m kind of staying away from them so I don’t associate myself.
01:18:22:1801:18:30:19Chris [TBD]Okay, Aero
01:18:22:2301:18:23:26Steve [GM]Okay so you’re kind of
01:18:24:1701:18:27:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And, I’m kind of just like watching what’s going on.
01:18:31:2901:18:39:16Chris [TBD]prompt Jake and what to do. Take him out! Take him out tonight!
01:18:40:0301:18:50:22Dave [Xeros]solo cup give it to him, make him drink so he gets plastered and we can get into whatever the hell that is please thank you
01:18:53:1701:18:57:06Chris [TBD]It’s my new hit. Thank you please, please thank you
01:18:56:2401:19:02:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gonna go grab two cups and I’m gonna fill mine up a little.
01:19:03:2901:19:04:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Not a lot
01:19:08:0901:19:18:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Um, Um, his name is Lyle. His name’s not Lyle… Jaden. And I’m gonna be like, Aw, dude, these guys are terrible, huh?
01:19:19:1701:19:22:21Steve [GM]That is true I wish I had some way to take off The edge
01:19:24:1301:19:26:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I felt the same. Drink up!
01:19:25:2801:19:37:11Chris [TBD]here let me just give it to you amazing ladies and gentlemen
01:19:26:2801:19:33:20Jesse [Foulclaw]That was great!
01:19:29:1101:19:33:13Steve [GM]Okay so I rolled A nat 1 on my constitution saving throw
01:19:31:2901:19:32:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:19:32:1701:19:35:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s great! Here you go, Jaden!
01:19:36:1801:19:48:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Drink up!! Woo! Go, Jadon!
01:19:37:1101:19:39:20Chris [TBD]and you’ve been in a wonderful audience. We’re going to go now!
01:19:39:1701:19:46:26Steve [GM]This is fantastic I love spice wine And he stumbles Off of the stairs and starts singing along
01:19:47:2001:19:56:29Brin [Basil]And I moonwalk over and fill his cup up again, and then I moonwalk back. That’s right! That’s great!
01:19:50:1701:19:52:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:19:51:2501:19:54:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:19:52:1401:19:54:12Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:19:53:2901:19:55:00Steve [GM]With your little
01:19:57:0101:20:52:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I actually
01:20:00:2101:20:07:06Dave [Xeros]we’re gonna just flash up like an entire concert series that makes it look like we continue to play but
01:20:09:0701:20:13:25Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right yep it’s yeah we’re getting into like the line dances and everything
01:20:09:0901:20:09:27Dave [Xeros]yes
01:20:13:0601:20:14:00Chris [TBD]Free bird!
01:20:15:0101:20:15:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:20:17:1601:20:23:25Dave [Xeros]In between each set we scream out Remember everyone you need to rock the vote Rock the vote tomorrow
01:20:24:2101:20:26:00Steve [GM]the little trump dance
01:20:25:0801:20:25:26Dave [Xeros]Yep
01:20:29:1501:20:30:20Dave [Xeros]Is the doorway clear?
01:20:30:0201:20:31:13Steve [GM]so the doorway
01:20:35:2001:20:36:17Steve [GM]preferably
01:20:37:1801:20:49:04Dave [Xeros]Look at this, look at all these people. Like if we just walked in nothing they won’t even recognize us I mean we should be the you know city playa troop but
01:20:53:2801:20:59:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is. Is my person
01:20:55:1601:20:56:08Chris [TBD]like you’re still like
01:20:56:0801:20:59:28Jesse [Foulclaw]no i’m like medium so i’m not small
01:21:00:1601:21:01:17Chris [TBD]four feet tall or something
01:21:01:0201:21:03:05Dave [Xeros]Jenkins I think yeah
01:21:01:2801:21:02:19Jesse [Foulclaw]No, I think
01:21:04:1801:21:13:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’t know where she is there she
01:21:06:0901:21:07:17Chris [TBD]I’m legitimately curious
01:21:07:0501:21:08:00Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s like five.
01:21:08:1201:21:10:24Brin [Basil]I cannot roll this 2
01:21:12:0401:21:17:18Steve [GM]you enter into
01:21:17:1701:21:21:21Chris [TBD]a large full game.
01:21:19:1901:21:24:13Steve [GM]a large foyer. This is the vestibule of Parliament,
01:21:26:0401:21:34:18Steve [GM]and with the party going on, you know, it’s nighttime now. The place is technically closed down, so that means that the
01:21:35:2301:21:41:26Steve [GM]place is theoretically empty, but if you recall, Jaden pointed out that there are plenty of security measures
01:21:43:1001:21:46:21Steve [GM]understandably in the place. So
01:21:47:1401:21:49:18Chris [TBD]I’m gonna cast Detect Magic.
01:21:50:2701:21:59:27Steve [GM]you cast detect magic and what you notice is that there are two platforms about 40 feet or so up in
01:21:53:2901:22:02:02Chris [TBD]I do that. There are two platforms about 40 feet or so up in the air, they’re levitating
01:21:59:2701:22:06:11Steve [GM]the air um they’re levitating uh and there’s some veil stones underneath them that are clearly how
01:22:02:0201:22:11:15Chris [TBD]and there’s a whale of stuff that your understanding
01:22:06:1101:22:17:01Steve [GM]it’s up in the air and it’s your your understanding of how these uh floating platforms work
01:22:11:1501:22:17:28Chris [TBD]of how the platform works is
01:22:17:0101:22:28:17Steve [GM]is that they either need to be retracted like brought down um, to be operated or I guess conceivably you go up to them but they
01:22:28:1701:22:38:25Steve [GM]have pressure plates on them. They need to be depressed so you have to get something to basically push the buttons and that will drop the
01:22:38:2501:22:43:29Steve [GM]magical shield that’s directly in front of you preventing you from going out of the vestibule.
01:22:40:2801:22:48:05Chris [TBD]and then these floating platforms are on our side
01:22:48:0501:23:00:04Chris [TBD]of the shields okay they’re above us got it nice
01:22:53:2401:22:56:11Dave [Xeros]that can fly and drop another person on the other side
01:22:59:0701:23:00:02Steve [GM]sharp talons.
01:23:02:2501:23:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]that I can use as well.
01:23:02:2601:23:06:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:23:03:2501:23:04:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:23:08:2801:23:16:28Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re coming with me? I’m going to put on the yellow lanyard first because somebody’s going to put the tallow. I don’t know why I keep thinking yellow
01:23:10:2801:23:11:16Brin [Basil]the lightest
01:23:18:1401:23:20:22Dave [Xeros]backstage pass your backstage pass
01:23:19:1101:23:23:23Jesse [Foulclaw]the backstage I’m going to put it on and throw it on
01:23:25:1601:23:27:14Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re going to go up to the first elevator
01:23:31:1001:23:40:26Brin [Basil]yep very quickly I sure did yeah how high up are these things
01:23:32:0701:23:35:21Steve [GM]Did you put your boots jumping back on? Okay.
01:23:35:0401:23:37:02Chris [TBD]You should just jump up there.
01:23:37:2701:23:39:17Jesse [Foulclaw]to boost us off a little bit
01:23:40:1901:23:41:11Jesse [Foulclaw]40 feet
01:23:42:2301:23:49:28Brin [Basil]um I think I can reach it just fly me that’s easier
01:23:52:1501:23:58:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]can you fly while holding her? Because you can’t flap your wings.
01:24:02:2201:24:04:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]But aren’t your hands attached to your wings?
01:24:04:1901:24:05:19Jesse [Foulclaw]here’s a drawing
01:24:07:2301:24:10:11Chris [TBD]He has a man body with wings coming out his back.
01:24:09:1801:24:10:08Dave [Xeros]yeah
01:24:10:2601:24:13:10Brin [Basil]there is a draw
01:24:10:2701:24:12:06Jesse [Foulclaw]this is me
01:24:12:1401:24:13:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:24:12:2201:24:13:28Dave [Xeros]this is me
01:24:13:1001:24:26:09Brin [Basil]for what
01:24:15:2201:24:27:18Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s also wings in addition to my stick arms just true thank you yeah finally someone who recognizes true identity
01:24:17:2801:24:27:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So you’re more like an angel than an actual owl. Okay, okay
01:24:24:1001:24:26:19Dave [Xeros]necessarily call him an angel
01:24:27:1101:24:34:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but your feet are not feet they are talons. Okay so you don’t wear shoes.
01:24:31:0801:24:49:05Jesse [Foulclaw]their talents yes no similar
01:24:38:0601:24:42:29Chris [TBD]We’ll find out.
01:24:38:0701:24:49:29Brin [Basil]so we’re yeah we we probably weigh about the same honestly because
01:24:39:0301:24:45:01Dave [Xeros]is required to depress the switch at the top is it like typical Asimere weight or
01:24:50:1901:24:54:18Brin [Basil]yeah because you have bird bones and i’m smaller than you but
01:24:56:2601:25:07:19Jesse [Foulclaw]hey just in case before we go up there real quick your pants with your pockets just in case we need some extra weight to kind of like
01:25:08:1101:25:18:26Jesse [Foulclaw]weigh things down or something can we just borrow can we are you opposed are you opposed to this request
01:25:10:2101:25:16:10Brin [Basil]what we’re asking is for you to drop your pants and some not in a
01:25:14:1201:25:23:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]okay we’re okay. Okay why don’t instead of talking about this we just do it let’s just jump up there and do
01:25:19:1401:25:20:13Brin [Basil]not inappropriately
01:25:20:0401:25:21:02Dave [Xeros]I just
01:25:24:1001:25:27:18Dave [Xeros]my eyes and I want you to ask me to drop my pants
01:25:25:2201:25:26:06Brin [Basil]great
01:25:27:1201:25:31:00Brin [Basil]oh my gosh you’re gonna get punched in the face again
01:25:29:2601:25:31:28Chris [TBD]Just go touch the button, see what happens.
01:25:31:1201:25:35:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]know, please just fly up there and jump and touch the buttons.
01:25:33:1001:25:37:21Brin [Basil]alright, alright I want you to drop I can’t say it
01:25:38:1101:25:40:20Dave [Xeros]and they are straight up tear away pants
01:25:38:2901:25:42:19Steve [GM]because you’re the only voice of reason in the whole group.
01:25:40:0901:25:41:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:25:40:1701:25:42:11Chris [TBD]Yes! Yes!
01:25:42:2201:25:44:05Dave [Xeros]the pants get torn
01:25:44:2201:25:48:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this is getting out of hand
01:25:48:0801:25:51:18Brin [Basil]I’m gonna have you hold those because I just I can’t touch them
01:25:53:0301:25:58:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m aware of what could happen to me wearing these. I’m going to put them on. Yep.
01:25:58:2701:25:59:09Steve [GM]yeah
01:26:01:2501:26:04:07Dave [Xeros]and yes they are officially cargo pants
01:26:04:1701:26:07:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, so we’re flying up. What do we need to do?
01:26:07:2301:26:09:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]stand on the pressure plates
01:26:08:1401:26:12:19Brin [Basil]and i can only i can really jump 30 feet up so it’s yeah you have to find me
01:26:09:2101:26:32:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]that’s a
01:26:14:0301:26:14:24Steve [GM]you’ve got
01:26:16:2501:26:17:17Steve [GM]to do
01:26:18:1801:26:22:11Steve [GM]well, you tell me which skill you want to roll on what do you think is most appropriate
01:26:28:2201:26:37:21Brin [Basil]okay i don’t know acrobatics okay that’s
01:26:32:0601:26:33:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Got a plus one.
01:26:32:1501:26:32:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]good one
01:26:35:1901:26:36:13Steve [GM]acrobatics is fine
01:26:38:0601:26:49:29Brin [Basil]yeah that’s probably yeah mine’s plus five so i mean i’m for sure gonna use that one oh my gosh
01:26:40:2401:26:43:04Steve [GM]he’s got a plus six in acrobaratics
01:26:45:0401:26:47:22Steve [GM]alright, so go ahead and give me rolls on your acrobatics then.
01:26:49:2901:27:00:02Brin [Basil]14. i’m going to use the zenzu fruit so if i don’ t re-roll with a zenzu fruit does it like Plus one, plus two. What is it?
01:26:52:1501:26:54:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh, a 15 plus is 2.
01:27:02:1601:27:07:08Steve [GM]and that’s a plus one and you got 14 so like by using his Enzu Fruit you guarantee
01:27:09:2201:27:11:29Brin [Basil]Okay. So you want me to roll this?
01:27:12:2301:27:23:08Steve [GM]because whatever you only need one you used the fruit but you both succeeded so you store up Your cargo pants billowing Like
01:27:17:2201:27:18:26Brin [Basil]I used a fruit.
01:27:23:2601:27:33:20Steve [GM]You’re in an MC Hammer music video Heh He says, standing with hands on hips. His tighty-bighties just fully on display.
01:27:27:0601:27:27:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:27:29:1501:27:30:01Brin [Basil]MC.
01:27:31:2001:27:33:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:27:33:1701:27:37:26Dave [Xeros]I like to call them just briefs that just briefs and
01:27:38:1201:27:48:09Steve [GM]And he drops you onto your platform. You land and it immediately starts to depress just an inch or two.
01:27:49:0601:27:58:29Steve [GM]And then you flutter over and you land and you go shoop and that was it. You’re both on the platforms but nothing has happened.
01:27:59:1701:28:00:05Brin [Basil]Oh dear.
01:28:01:0701:28:02:14Brin [Basil]I don’t think we are heavy enough.
01:28:02:0101:28:03:16Chris [TBD]the stones.
01:28:05:1401:28:08:19Dave [Xeros]like a thousand gold out of my pockets and he’ll probably weigh enough.
01:28:09:0301:28:14:29Steve [GM]they’re now flush so you jump
01:28:09:2901:28:15:11Dave [Xeros]Oh, so they’re flushed can’t do it at the same
01:28:10:2801:28:15:09Brin [Basil]They both went down but it stopped.
01:28:17:1701:28:19:22Brin [Basil]Okay. One, two, three, jump.
01:28:21:0801:28:27:15Steve [GM]the platform goes up a little bit and as you land, they go simultaneously and the magical
01:28:30:0901:28:40:20Chris [TBD]No wait
01:28:31:1901:28:32:25Brin [Basil]Nice. Good thinking.
01:28:35:2701:28:46:07Brin [Basil]Okay, so what happens when we get off of these platforms? Are we going to be able to get through this shield or is it automatically go right back up when we got off? Is this like… Yeah.
01:28:45:1301:28:46:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:28:46:1701:28:50:17Brin [Basil]Like, is this literally just about that?
01:28:47:0201:28:47:28Chris [TBD]That’s it
01:28:51:1901:29:01:10Steve [GM]So everybody scurries through or you wait for them to go through um and then you drop off with your boots you were fine falling even 40 feet you’re no problem
01:29:01:1001:29:12:00Steve [GM]you can coast down like that’s right sorry here i go there that was the sound effect yeah go ahead
01:29:05:2501:29:26:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i mean is
01:29:06:0201:29:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:29:09:1901:29:10:08Dave [Xeros]Can I
01:29:11:2401:29:20:14Dave [Xeros]Can I ask him to take 500 gold pieces out each in a little sack and keep them depressed so it doesn’t shut behind us?
01:29:20:1001:29:26:20Steve [GM]sure go ahead and take out a thousand dollars or a thousand coins well maybe
01:29:24:1301:29:35:28Chris [TBD]just i spend it i doubt we go out the same way we came all right do we need to do another investigation check
01:29:25:2801:29:30:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is there something lighter we could just put on them of equal weight?
01:29:41:2101:29:50:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Sure, there’s some decorations. some beds some bathrooms those are desks
01:29:49:2701:29:51:12Brin [Basil]they’re desks okay
01:29:53:0101:29:59:16Steve [GM]vestibule you’re now in the the main lobby and as you can see on the map there are about
01:29:59:1601:30:05:23Steve [GM]there are just different rooms leading off to the side uh there’s like one larger room
01:30:05:2301:30:12:05Steve [GM]on each side so total of six with uh some smaller rooms off kind of maybe offices or
01:30:13:0101:30:19:05Steve [GM]perhaps security areas because you are still in just the beginning of the place um and then
01:30:21:1401:30:28:23Chris [TBD]i’d like to look for a room that’s labeled office is it investigation
01:30:31:1601:30:34:17Chris [TBD]investigation plus four it’s a 17
01:30:34:2401:30:35:24Brin [Basil]sweet
01:30:38:0401:30:42:26Steve [GM]up to your right says office on it okay
01:30:39:2801:30:50:28Chris [TBD]perfect we got to go there guys uh tour guard told us that a lot of the information we’re seeking is in the office, such as where’s Manny possibly?
01:30:53:1301:30:58:14Dave [Xeros]just to ask why are we here um so we’re looking for information
01:31:01:2301:31:08:24Chris [TBD]Look for Manny and I don’t like the way of the crew think. I think we need to do a little sabotage.
01:31:09:2301:31:20:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]uh oh whoa whoa won’t that just kind of escalate their hate for the land like
01:31:09:2501:31:11:18Chris [TBD]Let’s burn this mother down!
01:31:11:2901:31:16:02Dave [Xeros]okay i got i got up i i got a plan for that
01:31:12:0501:31:14:05Brin [Basil]that escalated
01:31:15:0101:31:16:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:20:0701:31:30:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]what we could do what we would do is we could you know how they’re like
01:31:28:2801:31:29:29Chris [TBD]Fauna Sneeler
01:31:30:2501:31:39:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]they’re already thinking of like influencing the votes i’m sure we could find where they’re doing that here and make a little bit of influencing
01:31:39:2901:31:49:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]ourselves. We could, and that would be the best and quickest way, so let’s just… maybe not.
01:31:41:2401:31:42:09Chris [TBD]office
01:31:45:0301:31:46:24Chris [TBD]altered the ledger
01:31:49:1101:31:59:14Dave [Xeros]i can say hey everyone we’re going streaking and i have this entire crowd run in here with us and just cause utter chaos
01:31:53:0301:31:54:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:58:2701:31:59:28Chris [TBD]ironically
01:31:59:0801:32:07:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That will call a lot of non-drunk people over here. Yeah, let’s
01:32:02:1601:32:07:08Jesse [Foulclaw]let’s keep that as like our backup plan
01:32:07:2301:32:11:17Brin [Basil]plan f
01:32:08:1801:32:10:20Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s in there but maybe not
01:32:12:2401:32:16:02Jesse [Foulclaw]because we’re at
01:32:13:1701:32:15:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]and we influence the vote
01:32:14:0001:32:15:13Brin [Basil]plan F that
01:32:15:0801:32:18:09Steve [GM]if if you had them it would be in your back pocket
01:32:19:1901:32:21:22Chris [TBD]interesting idea
01:32:21:2401:32:22:22Jesse [Foulclaw]nope
01:32:23:0401:32:26:09Chris [TBD]why don’t we go into the office first
01:32:25:0201:32:27:05Brin [Basil]he’s like in the corner trying them on
01:32:29:0801:32:32:25Brin [Basil]but he accidentally rips because his talon is so sharp
01:32:31:2501:32:32:28Chris [TBD]now
01:32:34:2501:32:36:13Chris [TBD]before we
01:32:35:0301:32:35:22Dave [Xeros]Mother…
01:32:36:2001:32:47:13Chris [TBD]open this office door can we check for any traps that’s
01:32:36:2901:32:44:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]like when you open
01:32:41:1001:32:50:27Steve [GM]yeah that’s gonna be another investigation check but uh rogue you’re probably the best one who like at discerning these sort of things
01:32:47:1301:32:50:04Chris [TBD]discerning traps
01:32:49:2901:32:57:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]nice i’ll do it since i’ve done a few myself don’t talk
01:32:52:0201:32:52:15Steve [GM]why don’t you
01:32:54:2401:32:55:08Steve [GM]yeah
01:32:58:2001:33:08:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]trust yeah i just my eyes just stay up above your head okay uh sorry what skill
01:32:59:2301:33:02:14Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to flex for a little bit. Look at my traps.
01:33:05:2501:33:15:19Jesse [Foulclaw]like standing next to her the fur to leg hair they look identical I can’t tell if
01:33:08:2001:33:16:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]do i use for that investigation um
01:33:09:0701:33:20:00Chris [TBD]you didn’t give him his pants back that would be funny enough to leave it
01:33:15:1501:33:20:29Brin [Basil]i don’t know mine’s mine’s white though man come on you’re just talking about density
01:33:16:2201:33:24:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i should probably re -roll that
01:33:20:2901:33:29:13Brin [Basil]density do you
01:33:22:2701:33:24:11Jesse [Foulclaw]But the density is the same
01:33:25:2801:33:27:01Chris [TBD]You can’t re-roll.
01:33:26:1501:33:30:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i know i got a three plus five though
01:33:30:0801:33:33:02Chris [TBD]Wait, that’s not a D20, is it? Oh, that is, yeah.
01:33:30:1001:33:40:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but i have a cent did you give me yours last time okay because i used one of mine
01:33:38:1101:33:44:22Brin [Basil]because I had four and I have two left
01:33:40:0801:33:50:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but it adds plus six yeah it
01:33:42:2501:33:43:04Steve [GM]roll
01:33:46:0201:33:46:15Steve [GM]you have
01:33:47:0701:33:48:01Chris [TBD]Man alive!
01:33:51:1801:33:58:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]should. All right well that went great there’s a door there so we should just go through it.
01:33:52:2801:33:54:04Steve [GM]it ride is probably
01:33:59:2301:34:09:00Steve [GM]um as you come closer foul claw you notice that uh next to the handle there is a peculiar shape
01:34:17:0201:34:22:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m walking towards it Wait, it’s a shape on the door Like it’s like a mark
01:34:23:2501:34:30:18Jesse [Foulclaw]next to the handle. Oh, okay. Great. Yeah, I’m going to go put my
01:34:32:0201:34:33:13Jesse [Foulclaw]badge right up to it.
01:34:32:2601:34:38:11Steve [GM]can’t be bothered to use your hands you have to just thrust toward it all right
01:34:41:0501:34:42:22Brin [Basil]You’re giving it like a bro.
01:34:43:0901:34:55:02Steve [GM]bro thump yeah so i it the magic in the tallow lanyard activates um and the door opens up you
01:34:44:0401:34:45:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Does this work?
01:34:44:0601:34:45:07Brin [Basil]A bro.
01:34:55:0201:35:06:22Steve [GM]notice on that the insignia that there were originally three dots and now there’s only two um it opens up and it is an office but
01:35:06:2201:35:17:28Steve [GM]it is rather underwhelming this is like where the paperwork is filed where you can see pat like other other lanyards that aren’t the tallow lanyard for like
01:35:10:0201:35:10:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]where
01:35:17:2801:35:19:14Steve [GM]visitor pass kind of a thing
01:35:20:2201:35:22:18Steve [GM]a bureaucrat’s
01:35:21:2701:35:24:18Dave [Xeros]wet dream
01:35:26:0401:35:27:09Steve [GM]daily
01:35:28:0201:35:28:20Chris [TBD]a better word.
01:35:28:2201:35:39:29Brin [Basil]This is the visitor check -in office where you show your license and then they give you a badge that says hello my name is
01:35:29:1101:35:30:04Steve [GM]But
01:35:31:2601:35:32:14Steve [GM]yes
01:35:33:1701:35:34:09Steve [GM]That’s all we’re
01:35:36:2101:35:42:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Should the rest of you at least, should the rest of you put on one of these lanyards?
01:35:41:1301:35:53:11Brin [Basil]absolutely I think for sure yeah do these did these ones in the office how many dots do they have okay so this one that’s probably like admin
01:35:43:0201:35:44:17Chris [TBD]Yeah, let’s do it.
01:35:43:1601:35:44:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]my name
01:35:43:2301:35:44:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Everybody grab
01:35:53:1101:35:56:28Brin [Basil]you know what I mean the more dots the better the more access
01:35:59:0501:36:02:20Jesse [Foulclaw]You might look more official rather than not.
01:36:02:1701:36:06:06Brin [Basil]can we get a sharpie and color in dots
01:36:10:1901:36:12:26Brin [Basil]someone cast magic sharpie
01:36:12:0201:36:15:19Dave [Xeros]just gonna get the one that’s like long enough to cover up my uh
01:36:23:1701:36:30:29Brin [Basil]foul claw you listen do it
01:36:25:0901:36:26:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]naked before
01:36:27:0201:36:28:07Jesse [Foulclaw]No they’re just over my
01:36:30:0401:36:33:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I have double pants on now.
01:36:30:2901:36:40:03Brin [Basil]a chastity advantage
01:36:33:2201:36:34:04Dave [Xeros]pants
01:36:34:2101:36:36:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Which I think gives me advantage
01:36:44:0401:36:46:01Chris [TBD]Twice as long to think about your decision.
01:36:45:1301:36:53:08Brin [Basil]it’s way harder to seduce him now he’s like i have to unbutton these two buttons and i just
01:36:49:0601:36:50:16Dave [Xeros]that first pair
01:36:52:1201:36:58:07Chris [TBD]you know and the fact that they’re cargo pants makes it even harder to get
01:36:53:0801:37:05:04Brin [Basil]i can’t do it i’m sorry put your shirt back on man the
01:36:59:1901:37:01:06Jesse [Foulclaw]any potential
01:36:59:2001:37:01:16Chris [TBD]yeah just repels
01:37:00:1701:37:03:28Steve [GM]Just perfect missionary garb.
01:37:03:0601:37:04:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:37:03:1601:37:04:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:37:03:1601:37:05:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:37:05:0401:37:12:23Brin [Basil]ripple there’s
01:37:05:2401:37:10:19Dave [Xeros]those first pair of pants come off pretty quick though so step away eye they are
01:37:11:0201:37:19:17Chris [TBD]wait wait wait we didn’t look for a ledger did i miss that this was not
01:37:11:1401:37:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw]I think we should continue up the stairs here
01:37:12:2301:37:21:04Brin [Basil]nothing
01:37:20:1101:37:25:07Jesse [Foulclaw]it was a pretty bland office but everybody has a lanyard
01:37:21:1701:37:21:25Dave [Xeros]not
01:37:21:2401:37:38:29Brin [Basil]it’s not a very important office we would
01:37:22:2901:37:24:10Dave [Xeros]the office, it’s
01:37:25:2001:37:29:02Chris [TBD]Well, they labeled it so forgive me.
01:37:30:2501:37:32:17Dave [Xeros]to follow the advice of TBD?
01:37:32:2301:37:34:05Chris [TBD]When did we decide that?
01:37:33:2601:37:36:03Dave [Xeros]Oh it’s just kind of
01:37:36:1301:37:38:02Chris [TBD]Have you guys been talking behind my back?
01:37:39:0101:37:39:19Dave [Xeros]yes
01:37:41:0301:37:43:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m leading the charge, yeah.
01:37:41:1301:37:51:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i’ll follow you are we on a different level now can you do detect magic again
01:37:45:1001:37:46:02Dave [Xeros]That’s hot
01:37:47:2601:37:49:24Dave [Xeros]yeah I don’t have my pants on
01:37:53:2901:37:57:14Brin [Basil]I’m not magical at all
01:37:54:0901:37:55:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]does anyone else have that
01:37:58:0101:37:59:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I could also get past the technology, right?
01:37:59:2801:38:11:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh yeah we could Jaden said
01:38:02:1101:38:10:11Steve [GM]Yeah, you guys can look with your eyeballs. But Jesse, if you want to do a roll on your detect magic…
01:38:11:2401:38:14:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]were magical traps throughout so
01:38:16:0401:38:18:03Brin [Basil]that’s magical it’s better for them to do it right
01:38:16:1701:38:17:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll do it.
01:38:18:1201:38:21:11Steve [GM]Okay. All right, so in this second area
01:38:23:0601:38:31:28Steve [GM]It’s kind of like a greenhouse sort of thing So there’s just beautiful plants and stuff
01:38:30:0501:38:31:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]sermon
01:38:31:2801:38:42:24Steve [GM]But you can see that there are different rooms off to the sides. None of these is labeled, so it’s hard to tell how helpful any of them might be.
01:38:43:1501:38:51:04Steve [GM]But it is kind of a large area harder to hide in if you had to.
01:38:53:0701:39:01:07Steve [GM]Oh, because you did fail your investigation check, I am going to add one suspicion die
01:39:01:0701:39:12:23Steve [GM]just kind of increasing the chances that something goes wrong so that puts us up to four so let me see really fast can i borrow three of those
01:39:12:2301:39:19:05Steve [GM]oh that’s a lot of sixes
01:39:25:1101:39:33:05Steve [GM]okay you’re barely barely barely all right so I’m gonna keep these because who knows what’s
01:39:26:1301:39:28:28Chris [TBD]Barely, barely, barely there. Wow!
01:39:33:0501:39:40:12Steve [GM]what’s gonna happen yeah all right so um you don’t see anybody magically speaking
01:39:39:0501:39:40:23Chris [TBD]It’s massively cheating now.
01:39:41:1001:39:52:04Steve [GM]the the plants are magically imbued feldclaw uh so that they perennially bloom there you don’ have to weed the garden right it’s just more of a convenience kind of a thing
01:39:52:1301:40:01:08Dave [Xeros]Yes, you know whatever wants to no one wants to weed the garden ever look at
01:39:54:1201:39:54:20Jesse [Foulclaw]garden
01:40:00:1601:40:01:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh,
01:40:03:2601:40:06:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m looking around the room I’m not looking at your pants
01:40:06:1701:40:16:19Steve [GM]and what you uh but you there is a magical aura around these two pillars that are kind of the far side of the room
01:40:18:1501:40:25:17Steve [GM]um and on closer inspection if you guys walking towards it there you go now you’re in front of
01:40:25:1701:40:34:24Steve [GM]it um as you get closer the magic coalesces around them and uh they kind of spring to life
01:40:27:2301:40:29:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]As you get closer to that
01:40:29:0701:40:36:02Chris [TBD]the magic coalesce around them they start with
01:40:34:2401:40:39:21Steve [GM]a little bit these are gargoyles that are like in dramatic poses on some plinths
01:40:40:1101:40:46:28Steve [GM]and they when you get close enough they immediately challenge you saying who goes
01:40:49:0501:40:50:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]did we trigger them
01:40:50:1401:40:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]just walking through
01:40:54:1301:41:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw]we we are here to see the archives you’re on our way through there
01:40:55:0501:40:56:19Brin [Basil]you should be the one talking
01:41:03:1501:41:06:12Steve [GM]so uh the one on
01:41:03:2101:41:13:27Chris [TBD]one of us
01:41:15:1001:41:20:13Chris [TBD]is that really what you were going to do. Oh, my gosh!
01:41:16:1301:41:22:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]that is from the 10th Is that the 10th Kingdom?
01:41:19:2201:41:23:12Brin [Basil]no way no way
01:41:22:2501:41:31:18Chris [TBD]It’s every fantasy troupe movie ever. The Labyrinth is most popular.
01:41:27:1301:41:35:01Steve [GM]doing the classics so yeah so we got barry and jill a couple of
01:41:30:0501:41:31:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, oh.
01:41:31:2601:41:32:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Barry
01:41:35:0101:41:46:29Steve [GM]gargoyles here um and uh one of them always lies in one of all always tells the truth So, which one you ask for where to go to the archives. One will tell you one way and one will
01:41:46:2901:41:49:26Steve [GM]tell you the other but
01:41:50:0501:41:51:22Jesse [Foulclaw]You talked to one.
01:41:50:1101:41:56:11Dave [Xeros]is it? Barry, you know what You’re very handsome I just have to say
01:41:52:1101:41:52:22Steve [GM]Barry
01:41:57:1401:42:00:00Dave [Xeros]Where do you where should we go to get to the archive
01:42:02:1101:42:04:11Steve [GM]you need to go this way
01:42:06:0401:42:15:27Dave [Xeros]right You’re a smashing looking lady I pull out my lying liar and I start playing it and I ask her Which way do we need to go To get to the archive?
01:42:19:1601:42:24:02Steve [GM]so let me do a wisdom saving throw Let’s see what happens
01:42:25:0501:42:27:08Steve [GM]The black one is for Jill and the red one is
01:42:29:0801:42:30:11Dave [Xeros]And now I’m asking Jill
01:42:31:1501:42:43:01Steve [GM]a wisdom saving throw right because you’re all within within range but what’s your 16 okay
01:42:32:0001:42:34:13Chris [TBD]Oh crap, we’re all standing next to him.
01:42:32:0701:42:33:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Aye aye aye
01:42:32:0901:42:32:25Dave [Xeros]But yeah
01:42:32:1101:42:35:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, my gosh!
01:42:52:1101:42:59:15Steve [GM]need to remember that you’re that you lie one hour
01:42:54:1001:42:58:04Chris [TBD]that I lie. How long does it last for?
01:42:57:2801:42:59:03Dave [Xeros]You’re a liar as well
01:42:58:2001:42:59:23Brin [Basil]I’m a liar.
01:42:59:1201:43:00:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thirteen
01:43:06:0201:43:06:22Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:43:07:0301:43:12:16Steve [GM]okay so every oh i guess i should see if nortle passes all right nortal how do you feel man
01:43:07:2601:43:18:02Chris [TBD]No one was
01:43:13:2001:43:21:23Steve [GM]That’s a four. So no one was expecting this, and so you immediately strum it
01:43:17:1101:43:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]couldn’t you have told us
01:43:20:0801:43:20:29Chris [TBD]so…
01:43:21:2301:43:26:11Steve [GM]and everybody is just like feeling really dishonest.
01:43:22:2001:43:23:11Chris [TBD]Oh!
01:43:24:0501:43:29:17Dave [Xeros]I did it on purpose Our rogue needs To lie a little bit more Um Jill where do we Need to go
01:43:32:2401:43:34:03Steve [GM]You got to go that way.
01:43:33:1501:43:40:02Chris [TBD]That means Barry’s telling the truth. Except I’m lying when I say that.
01:43:42:2001:43:44:02Chris [TBD]Now I’m confused!
01:43:44:1001:43:51:11Dave [Xeros]so barry is telling the truth it’s
01:43:47:1601:43:58:24Chris [TBD]No he’s not telling the truth. Oh, we don’t know? Do we not know?
01:43:50:0401:43:57:16Steve [GM]it’s possible that Jill saved the throat. So it’s probable that the liar didn’t affect her.
01:43:59:0001:43:59:23Steve [GM]You don’t know?
01:43:59:2101:44:01:06Chris [TBD]Oh, you’re not going to tell us.
01:44:03:0701:44:04:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]except make us all liars.
01:44:05:1701:44:07:20Steve [GM]or maybe it worked
01:44:11:1601:44:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:44:11:2501:44:13:04Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:44:12:1501:44:16:16Brin [Basil]I’m not hungry at all.
01:44:23:2201:44:30:17Chris [TBD]to this riddle of course. We just ask which one is the liar. Wait, I’ve got to be lying. Dang, this is hard.
01:44:31:0501:44:36:18Dave [Xeros]can do it so i’m gonna i’m going to turn to jill
01:44:32:2801:44:33:18Chris [TBD]I did.
01:44:34:2501:44:35:28Jesse [Foulclaw]meaning it’s simple
01:44:35:0901:44:37:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s like a terrible idea.
01:44:38:1201:44:38:26Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:44:38:2201:44:45:27Dave [Xeros]and i’ll ask are you lying and then i asked the other one he’s going to say yes
01:44:38:2301:44:39:08Steve [GM]yes
01:44:41:2001:44:42:06Steve [GM]no
01:44:45:0301:44:52:13Chris [TBD]me. No, you haven’t. man okay i’m gonna lie ready uh you never ask
01:44:48:1701:44:50:08Dave [Xeros]Yep, go for it.
01:44:52:1301:45:00:10Chris [TBD]you ask that’s what
01:44:58:1501:45:00:03Dave [Xeros]Just say the opposite of what you want to say.
01:45:03:1301:45:08:04Chris [TBD]always ask directly to the one in front of you if they’re a liar or not
01:45:09:1701:45:12:13Chris [TBD]never it’s not working
01:45:18:0601:45:29:10Jesse [Foulclaw]uh can i this probably
01:45:21:0801:45:28:15Dave [Xeros]then we’ve kind of lost it. You had to ask all the questions at one time and then redone it.
01:45:29:1001:45:34:14Jesse [Foulclaw]won’t help but when i ask barry is there any sort of like relationship
01:45:34:1401:45:49:11Jesse [Foulclaw]between you two here are you guys like you know barry and jill are you going to do
01:45:41:1801:45:43:15Chris [TBD]I’m really interested in hearing about that.
01:45:41:2201:45:52:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I gotta go
01:45:48:0201:45:49:08Dave [Xeros]to make…
01:45:49:1101:45:57:23Jesse [Foulclaw]it Jill, is there any sort of connection
01:45:52:2401:45:53:29Brin [Basil]I gotta go!
01:45:56:1301:45:59:04Steve [GM]wait, you’re lying that means that you gotta stay
01:45:57:2301:46:06:11Jesse [Foulclaw]between you two? I’m going to ask Jill just to make sure. Yeah, is THERE ANY SORT OF CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?
01:46:02:0101:46:02:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]let’s
01:46:04:0701:46:11:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]okay well I’m gonna
01:46:06:1101:46:09:18Steve [GM]That idiot? Yeah he was carved from the same rock that I was
01:46:14:0901:46:16:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]there’s not any
01:46:18:2001:46:25:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but if I ask her, I’m lying. Okay then
01:46:22:2501:46:24:09Brin [Basil]to the admin office?
01:46:26:2901:46:31:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]her she won’t know I’m lying. I’m going to ask Jill
01:46:32:2501:46:33:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]were there
01:46:35:2601:46:37:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is there a
01:46:39:0301:46:39:24Dave [Xeros]Now it is
01:46:39:2301:46:50:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gate when you come in here that’s a protective gate? Like the shield. Yeah like did
01:46:40:2401:46:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I thought he said there’s a possibility that one of them wasn’t affected.
01:46:49:1101:46:49:23Steve [GM]the entrance?
01:46:49:2201:46:52:22Chris [TBD]No she wants to know if there is an…
01:46:55:1901:46:56:22Steve [GM]the opposite way
01:47:04:0701:47:08:10Steve [GM]who are you asking Barry or Jill Jill
01:47:06:0801:47:12:18Dave [Xeros]uh jill bitch
01:47:13:2301:47:15:01Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:47:18:0301:47:20:06Brin [Basil]I was expecting that!
01:47:19:0501:47:26:04Steve [GM]never seen a gargoyle look so offended with their hideous face
01:47:22:2101:47:23:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:47:22:2701:47:23:15Jesse [Foulclaw]Thank you.
01:47:25:0801:47:26:02Chris [TBD]Your idiot thing.
01:47:26:0401:47:34:07Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m in ace of mirror form yeah
01:47:28:0801:47:35:27Steve [GM]did did you cast your like i mean i just assumed that every morning you just kind of naturally do
01:47:28:1901:47:29:25Chris [TBD]Did you
01:47:35:0901:47:36:29Dave [Xeros]my halo’s there
01:47:35:2701:47:44:12Steve [GM]that so uh yeah so she describes you as an ace in your white with gold tattoos and incredible
01:47:47:1701:47:48:13Dave [Xeros]Barry
01:47:49:1701:47:50:27Dave [Xeros]what color am I
01:48:01:2101:48:03:09Chris [TBD]that so he’s still telling the truth
01:48:08:2001:48:09:25Chris [TBD]however
01:48:09:2501:48:11:02Steve [GM]impolite
01:48:13:1001:48:25:06Chris [TBD]it is possible that she got and that uh that she saved on the roll
01:48:18:1601:48:20:08Brin [Basil]Still lying, still lying.
01:48:25:0601:48:27:15Chris [TBD]which means she could lie
01:48:25:1001:48:27:19Brin [Basil]as we both start walking.
01:48:29:2201:48:32:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Let’s listen to Jill! Here we go!
01:48:32:0201:48:43:24Jesse [Foulclaw]uh it’s probably not worth asking jill any other questions about this place
01:48:32:1501:48:32:27Dave [Xeros]the stairs
01:48:43:2401:48:57:29Jesse [Foulclaw]uh jill
01:48:45:1301:48:46:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Barking
01:48:57:2901:49:05:08Jesse [Foulclaw]one last question um a hundred more questions
01:49:06:0701:49:11:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Are you there?
01:49:09:2401:49:19:14Jesse [Foulclaw]are there any security precautions that we should be aware of as we go up the stairs to
01:49:19:1401:49:26:04Jesse [Foulclaw]the archives i meant what what security ah
01:49:27:2101:49:29:11Dave [Xeros]How do you like Falco’s pants?
01:49:31:1401:49:33:15Steve [GM]immediately turns into stone again
01:49:31:1601:49:35:05Chris [TBD]All right.
01:49:35:0301:49:39:21Dave [Xeros]Up the stairs
01:49:47:1701:49:50:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]There’s… up we go! I can’t do that voice.
01:49:56:1301:50:08:08Steve [GM]The doors here are kind of interesting because they’re very large and metal and sealed shut,
01:50:08:0801:50:19:19Steve [GM]but there is near the top just a small opening that would allow you to peek inside. You can fly, you could jump
01:50:19:2601:50:29:15Steve [GM]And you look through, and it looks like a fairly impressive area on the other side of those doors.
01:50:29:2601:50:36:12Steve [GM]Like beautiful tapestries and resplendent fountains. It’s kind of like this place is looking really swanky.
01:50:37:2301:50:48:01Steve [GM]You also have hallways as if we’re going to your left and to your right that kind of go around that area. There are no doors on these –
01:50:48:1101:50:53:26Steve [GM]Like, this is the only door in the direction that Jill pointed. That you can see.
01:50:53:1901:50:57:12Chris [TBD]And it’s obviously locked.
01:51:06:1201:51:06:17Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
01:51:07:1601:51:10:15Steve [GM]I’m making a small box with my fingers, listeners.
01:51:12:0301:51:15:23Dave [Xeros]So no one can fit through it unless TBD wanted to shrink
01:51:15:1301:51:16:21Chris [TBD]Heck yes!
01:51:18:0301:51:19:07Chris [TBD]You mean no?
01:51:21:0301:51:22:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:51:22:2801:51:24:05Dave [Xeros]to like six inches tall
01:51:23:1401:51:25:01Chris [TBD]How do I shrink again?
01:51:27:1301:51:32:03Steve [GM]I definitely know this answer and I don’t have to look it up in my notes.
01:51:30:2401:51:36:29Chris [TBD]it, in large reduce spell basically so I can shrink on purpose using concentration
01:51:39:2101:51:42:06Dave [Xeros]and cause shrinkage
01:51:42:1101:51:50:08Chris [TBD]which I’m not
01:51:42:2201:51:43:17Steve [GM]Yeah, yeah.
01:51:44:2001:51:55:20Steve [GM]It’s a concentration thing, so that means you can’t be casting a bunch of spells. Which are not doing anyway. You shrink down to your 7-inch size…
01:51:54:2101:51:56:02Chris [TBD]I don’t need to roll for that.
01:51:56:0301:52:02:24Steve [GM]No. It’s just like… Wait. Don’t we have a magical sound effect?
01:52:00:2201:52:01:08Chris [TBD]Hey!
01:52:07:2601:52:08:29Steve [GM]you’re 7 inches.
01:52:08:2201:52:11:04Jesse [Foulclaw]do i need to fly you up there real quick
01:52:11:2501:52:13:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:52:11:2501:52:17:00Brin [Basil]Oh, I forgot about this voice.
01:52:13:1001:52:14:13Dave [Xeros]he’s like jumping
01:52:16:1001:52:17:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:52:18:2801:52:20:18Steve [GM]Were you lying?
01:52:20:2001:52:26:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah okay i’m gonna fly you up there I really don’t think this is going to fly on us up there
01:52:24:0801:52:25:05Brin [Basil]That’s right.
01:52:25:2601:52:27:04Chris [TBD]I’m gonna take a peek.
01:52:27:0501:52:27:27Jesse [Foulclaw]meaning I do
01:52:28:1801:52:29:26Dave [Xeros]the greatest plan ever
01:52:36:0901:52:36:20Chris [TBD]Ah.
01:52:41:1901:52:45:22Jesse [Foulclaw]and see if there’s anything that I noticed about the screw before I drop him off
01:52:47:1001:52:49:24Chris [TBD]majorly when I shrink majorly
01:52:49:0401:53:01:10Steve [GM]uh yeah you can do an investigation check um
01:52:49:2601:52:51:21Dave [Xeros]when you smaller eyeballs
01:52:51:1201:52:56:04Chris [TBD]yeah Yeah. Although, I mean technically that would be a clear yeah
01:52:54:1501:52:55:28Dave [Xeros]yeah you’re squinting
01:52:58:1901:53:00:02Chris [TBD]My eyes are lying to me tonight
01:53:01:1001:53:09:11Steve [GM]it as i described it before is basically what you see you still kind of have like your detect magic is still sort of in effect
01:53:09:1101:53:16:17Steve [GM]and really what you see is the magical aura is around the door that you’re at that’s
01:53:17:0101:53:28:26Steve [GM]magical concentration but you can you can slightly see almost like a ley line a magical conduit heading off to this room
01:53:28:2601:53:36:13Steve [GM]to your left, but its quality it’s like purpose. You can’t quite make that out
01:53:37:2501:53:40:28Chris [TBD]I don’t have it equipped
01:53:39:2201:53:44:27Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t TBD do not go to that room on the left
01:53:45:2301:53:55:24Chris [TBD]Is this like a duct on Mandarin or is it just the hole that drops me down like a
01:53:48:2601:53:59:24Steve [GM]So the door is a few inches thick and it’s just an opening up at the top so there’s space for you to stand there yeah almost like a vent. So there’s a space for me to stand
01:53:56:2901:53:58:29Jesse [Foulclaw]no you should go to
01:53:58:2901:54:12:10Jesse [Foulclaw]um i’m gonna
01:53:59:2401:54:09:28Steve [GM]but he’s also flown you up and you’re seven inches tall So this is the same as standing at like a 70-foot cliff for you.
01:54:12:1001:54:18:25Jesse [Foulclaw]start rummaging through my pockets to see if there’s anything in these pockets that could help him get down the other side
01:54:12:1101:54:13:27Dave [Xeros]Be like 76 damage.
01:54:13:0601:54:19:15Chris [TBD]oh you don’t lie so yeah man i almost
01:54:21:1101:54:23:17Steve [GM]I don’t know that we have enough time for that.
01:54:24:2701:54:25:18Chris [TBD]almost
01:54:25:1701:54:32:03Dave [Xeros]The first couple of things are really, really inappropriate and so you feel like you don’t want to keep digging into my pockets
01:54:31:2301:54:35:04Brin [Basil]And they happen to be the exact same size as Deke.
01:54:42:0901:54:49:26Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of moist in there and so I’m removing my hands maybe not Maybe
01:54:44:2401:54:48:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, why?
01:54:46:0901:54:50:10Dave [Xeros]you hear a voice that comes out of
01:55:02:2601:55:09:27Chris [TBD]gotta drop down somehow well, I could
01:55:08:1501:55:10:20Brin [Basil]We need something that you can belay with?
01:55:11:0101:55:20:23Chris [TBD]just do an acrobatic maneuver where I hang off the edge and then I enlarge myself technically I’d only have to drop like two feet or whatever
01:55:11:0701:55:11:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Well
01:55:22:0401:55:29:21Dave [Xeros]engorging drop tiny fingers
01:55:23:2901:55:26:04Brin [Basil]So just your fingers are hanging?
01:55:29:0301:55:30:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:55:33:1201:55:40:17Steve [GM]Also, we have had instances of anti -gravity…
01:55:41:2601:55:42:13Steve [GM]stones
01:55:44:2001:55:45:23Brin [Basil]You have velestones?
01:55:46:0601:55:55:06Chris [TBD]I do have some bellstones, yeah. But they don’t lose their… They’re not like a one-time use thing because it’s a blow device, right? Is that what we established? I don’t remember.
01:55:47:2101:55:49:20Brin [Basil]I could just punch you in the face
01:55:57:0801:56:03:11Steve [GM]if you were to use them for like magical spells and stuff then it’s consumed but I mean
01:56:05:0201:56:06:11Chris [TBD]Yeah, I’m going to
01:56:07:2801:56:16:16Chris [TBD]pull the stones out and remind me how these work? Do they actually just activate if I jump and they just float me down?
01:56:19:0801:56:20:22Jesse [Foulclaw]he’ll be…
01:56:21:0601:56:29:07Steve [GM]yeah they kind of like repel each other so if you drop one and then aim correctly
01:56:30:2701:56:37:20Steve [GM]you can jump toward it basically you could pull it out stop you and slow you down maybe hover
01:56:37:2801:56:39:16Dave [Xeros]cruise in mission impossible one
01:56:42:2201:56:43:09Chris [TBD]Cool.
01:56:45:2001:56:48:03Chris [TBD]to get myself over to that room
01:56:49:1801:56:54:26Chris [TBD]and I’m assuming it’s a security room where you can unlock the door or something.
01:56:56:0401:56:56:10Chris [TBD]Open.
01:56:57:1401:57:02:13Dave [Xeros]the security room over there have a little crack above it as well or is it just the entrance to this?
01:56:58:1401:57:08:08Steve [GM]just a main entrance uh he can see that they they look like normal doors
01:57:09:1401:57:16:17Steve [GM]um and any additional magical stuff you don’t know say save that he
01:57:22:0601:57:30:12Chris [TBD]think so yeah yeah yeah okay uh how am i attempting to do this acrobatics would be
01:57:24:0201:57:24:14Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:57:30:1201:57:37:15Chris [TBD]great oh yes nat 20 plus 5 25 all
01:57:35:2601:57:37:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]wow
01:57:36:1901:57:39:26Steve [GM]Alright, so tell us what it looks like as you…
01:57:37:1501:57:46:17Chris [TBD]right okay so uh i didn’t quite hear
01:57:46:1701:57:51:02Chris [TBD]how the description of the room was is it an open door that i’m aiming towards
01:57:54:0901:58:02:18Steve [GM]an entryway and to each side there are a couple of rooms both which have locked or shut doors at least
01:58:05:2001:58:06:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Jeez.
01:58:06:1801:58:17:00Steve [GM]That’s what I said And you were told to not go To the room on your left By Foulclaw
01:58:11:1101:58:12:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but
01:58:14:0701:58:15:13Chris [TBD]by who
01:58:16:2401:58:18:08Chris [TBD]right yeah
01:58:19:0701:58:24:06Steve [GM]Because he saw Like, the vestigial pieces
01:58:26:0701:58:31:12Steve [GM]Magic-sensing spell Let him know that there seems To be some sort of magical
01:58:33:1701:58:36:21Chris [TBD]alright so I am going
01:58:39:1001:58:40:19Chris [TBD]pull the stone out
01:58:41:2501:58:43:23Chris [TBD]well I guess it would be small with me
01:58:44:2801:58:46:14Chris [TBD]ok so
01:58:47:1601:58:48:10Chris [TBD]um
01:58:51:2101:59:03:01Chris [TBD]I’m just going to say cowabunga and then jump right off with the ball stones in my hand. right before I get to the ground, the ground level, I’m going to drop one of them and pull the other one out
01:59:03:0101:59:05:09Chris [TBD]down below me so it just stops me midair.
01:59:07:1201:59:18:07Steve [GM]And then with a quick twist of your torso, you’re able to move out of the channel of energy so it doesn’t just shoot you right back up so you don’t yo-yo up.
01:59:18:1401:59:23:25Steve [GM]And you land perfectly on your feet and you pose for everyone
01:59:25:0501:59:25:29Chris [TBD]That’s not there.
01:59:26:1401:59:32:03Steve [GM]You realize that one of the coolest things you’ve ever done in your life has happened with no audience whatsoever.
01:59:29:0301:59:31:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:59:31:2501:59:32:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Nice.
01:59:32:1601:59:42:00Chris [TBD]i’m used to it okay uh nice uh okay uh am i
01:59:43:2301:59:51:03Chris [TBD]small enough to fit under the door awesome i’m just gonna kind of maneuver my way under this door to take a look around.
01:59:50:2201:59:57:12Steve [GM]All right. so you get in and uh everything is so enlarged it’s so much bigger than you’re used to especially
01:59:57:1202:00:04:24Steve [GM]because you’re normally like seven feet tall so like this is a whole new world to you uh
01:59:59:0602:00:00:18Chris [TBD]Seven feet tall, yep.
02:00:04:2402:00:10:06Steve [GM]you you’re able to crawl underneath the door without any problems but as far as like what’s
02:00:16:0002:00:19:15Chris [TBD]to expand my height again at seven feet.
02:00:25:0902:00:25:15Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
02:00:25:2302:00:27:14Steve [GM]Yeah, that’s actually what I was waiting for.
02:00:27:2502:00:34:19Dave [Xeros]Okay. There you go.
02:00:28:2902:00:30:01Chris [TBD]Honey, I shrunk the beat.
02:00:36:1902:00:37:21Steve [GM]So mysterious.
02:00:39:0902:00:39:29Steve [GM]All right.
02:00:41:0002:00:42:28Chris [TBD]I’m not alerting any guards around here.
02:00:44:1902:00:51:12Steve [GM]that does have some magical runes. Give me an arcana check to see that you’re doing okay with what’s in here.
02:00:48:1702:00:52:11Chris [TBD]Right. Yeah, that would be a
02:00:53:0902:01:05:09Steve [GM]Okay, so most of these are unfamiliar to you but you get the gist of it. You press the right one and it’s going to disarm the magic on the door.
02:01:06:0402:01:08:17Steve [GM]But because you failed that Arcana check,
02:01:08:0102:01:08:22Chris [TBD]contact…
02:01:11:0902:01:16:02Steve [GM]you’re going to have to pick which one…
02:01:20:1802:01:21:22Chris [TBD]Hey guys!
02:01:21:1002:01:31:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Go to college
02:01:23:2602:01:26:05Steve [GM]So I’m going to roll.
02:01:29:0602:01:34:04Chris [TBD]Did anyone not go to college to learn about bomb disarmament or anything?
02:01:37:2502:01:42:01Dave [Xeros]in my life no, I’m not
02:01:39:0902:01:40:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Um
02:01:41:2302:01:47:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m a I’m fairly familiar if that I could
02:01:48:2002:01:52:11Chris [TBD]describe what I see to Falco yeah
02:01:55:1702:01:57:10Jesse [Foulclaw]So, yeah.
02:01:57:0802:01:59:10Chris [TBD]because you’re still up in a little porthole
02:01:59:1502:02:00:20Dave [Xeros]but you gotta lie
02:02:03:2502:02:04:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh no!
02:02:04:0102:02:09:19Dave [Xeros]the left button is not green and the green button is not red
02:02:04:2602:02:13:00Brin [Basil]This is unusually difficult For him I used to disarm bombs for the Samurai
02:02:15:1802:02:16:28Chris [TBD]the runes at least that i’m looking at
02:02:17:0502:02:17:29Dave [Xeros]insight check that?
02:02:18:0902:02:19:29Brin [Basil]I’m a liar
02:02:19:0602:02:21:26Steve [GM]for for simplicity sake
02:02:21:0802:02:25:12Chris [TBD]yes yeah great
02:02:21:1102:02:22:14Dave [Xeros]i’m not alive
02:02:23:0102:02:33:19Steve [GM]i’ll just number the runes okay so you’ve got a two a six five and a four yep so there’s four runes and you know that you just need to press
02:02:29:0902:02:30:09Chris [TBD]there’s four
02:02:33:1902:02:44:18Steve [GM]one of them to to uh dispel the door and what i’ve done is i rolled them on some d6s and so there’re a
02:02:37:2102:02:38:02Chris [TBD]the door
02:02:44:2102:02:46:15Steve [GM]Black, a red, a green and
02:02:49:2702:02:55:21Chris [TBD]those are the color back and i have to guess the correct number is that what you’re saying
02:02:55:2902:03:04:27Steve [GM]so there’s a number in the color to each of them black, red, green, teal going 2654 and really all you have to do is pick the correct one
02:03:06:0502:03:17:04Chris [TBD]still quite a lot of odds on number
02:03:17:0402:03:21:22Chris [TBD]but i still have to
02:03:17:1002:03:24:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you say two six five four? You have to do a color and
02:03:18:1702:03:26:12Dave [Xeros]can i uh can i cast scrying real quick and see what he’s seeing okay so scrying
02:03:26:1202:03:37:11Dave [Xeros]you can see in here a particular creature you choose that is on the same plane of existence as you the target must make a wisdom saving throw which is modified by how well you know the target
02:03:32:0902:03:32:27Chris [TBD]Sweet!
02:03:37:1102:03:48:17Dave [Xeros]and the sort of physical connection you have with it. If the target knows you’re casting a spell, it can fail saving throw voluntarily if it wants to be observed…if it doesn’t want or if it
02:03:48:1702:04:00:10Dave [Xeros]wants to be observable so he can actually let me observe what he’s saying and since I can actually speak the truth, I can talk to everyone and then I could probably even cast Arcana
02:04:01:2502:04:13:06Steve [GM]yeah okay yeah i think you do that um you wanted to you have a high arcana right so do you want to do an arcana check like i’m assuming your arcana is not as high
02:04:05:0402:04:06:24Chris [TBD]Nice, good solve.
02:04:09:2202:04:09:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
02:04:12:2702:04:24:14Dave [Xeros]it’s not great but i can help his arcana check so i’ll i’ll explain exactly what is going on in the room and then if you want to make an arcana jack and i’ll use the help action with you yeah
02:04:26:2802:04:29:22Steve [GM]supposed to be a literal help action where you picked up the die
02:04:31:0002:04:34:14Brin [Basil]I have no more Zenzu fruit to help you.
02:04:36:1302:04:37:16Brin [Basil]See what I’m saying?
02:04:37:1102:04:40:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Good to know. I do not have two of them on my pocket.
02:04:43:0102:04:45:06Brin [Basil]I’m not hungry, so that’s good.
02:04:43:0702:05:08:12Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i rolled the 19 plus four you know
02:04:46:0602:04:46:29Chris [TBD]alright
02:04:46:1102:04:47:20Brin [Basil]That’s what I’ve been talking about.
02:04:47:0602:04:57:17Steve [GM]okay well then uh uh as you as you look at it and you’re discussing like the intricacies of the runic emblems
02:04:57:1702:05:05:03Steve [GM]you notice that Jaikens is still just sitting there being like, why don’t you pick the one that’s odd?
02:05:08:1102:05:13:17Dave [Xeros]that that has that has some odd logic to it Should we just pick the one that’s odd?
02:05:16:0602:05:19:13Jesse [Foulclaw]the odd number we’re lying
02:05:18:1102:05:24:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Guys, think if you’re playing a video game. What do you do? You find the odd one out.
02:05:26:0702:05:35:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So let’s just simplify this. Let’s not spend 20 minutes deciding which rune is it and touch the odd ones!
02:05:28:1602:05:29:06Dave [Xeros]the even one?
02:05:32:0502:05:33:25Chris [TBD]You’re lying through your teeth
02:05:37:1502:05:37:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
02:05:41:0502:05:43:29Dave [Xeros]So there’s an odd one? I’m scrying to you.
02:05:45:2402:05:48:07Dave [Xeros]Touch the odd
02:05:48:0202:06:04:09Brin [Basil]his
02:05:50:1002:05:54:20Chris [TBD]I don’t know the color of the odd one, but I’m gonna touch it. Okay, yeah, I’m gonna touch the green one.
02:05:54:1902:05:55:09Steve [GM]Alright.
02:05:56:2302:05:57:13Chris [TBD]I don’ t know why.
02:05:57:2702:05:58:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:58:2602:06:00:08Steve [GM]I’m rolling to touch,
02:05:59:2002:06:01:05Chris [TBD]Can I do it?
02:06:01:2102:06:02:18Steve [GM]I couldn’t reach it!
02:06:04:0802:06:05:15Chris [TBD]Start shrinking again!
02:06:04:0902:06:05:24Brin [Basil]seven -foot wingspan
02:06:08:0502:06:13:11Steve [GM]Alright, good job You picked the correct one The doors open up
02:06:08:2802:06:09:23Dave [Xeros]a sleight of hand
02:06:11:2802:06:12:22Chris [TBD]Good job
02:06:14:2602:06:19:10Steve [GM]and you have now moved deeper into
02:06:21:0402:06:23:27Steve [GM]the library Where’s my arrow?
02:06:30:1802:06:35:20Steve [GM]Um, all right. So you guys come in.
02:06:35:2002:06:44:27Steve [GM]You
02:06:44:2302:07:05:05Chris [TBD]You make it into the next feature chain, and off to
02:06:44:2702:06:52:07Steve [GM]make it into the next major chamber and yeah.
02:06:57:2102:07:04:28Steve [GM]Off
02:07:04:2802:07:16:02Steve [GM]to your left is kind of a cafeteria sort of area. And then this area is just really pretty swanky, pretty nice. As I mentioned before,
02:07:17:0502:07:28:08Steve [GM]you notice the door to your left is the one that TBD is walking out of so that’s probably the security room and then there’s this area
02:07:28:0802:07:38:21Steve [GM]in our map that is a large statue with fountain areas but there are rooms
02:07:39:0802:07:45:06Steve [GM]these three sections And so there are some areas that you could go look at.
02:07:47:1602:07:48:17Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t split up
02:07:48:0702:07:52:29Dave [Xeros]I look to the left, and I’m like Oh! Cafeteria! They have shitballs?
02:07:49:1602:08:00:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Does anyone
02:07:55:1002:07:57:24Dave [Xeros]I walk over into that area Just, you know
02:08:01:1702:08:02:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Do we use that all up?
02:08:09:1702:08:11:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]before we all start running around?
02:08:11:0702:08:16:09Chris [TBD]Just peek around the corner or don’t. Don’t peek around.
02:08:17:1502:08:18:10Chris [TBD]Don’t do it.
02:08:22:2302:08:24:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]perception who wants to do this?
02:08:22:2902:08:25:13Steve [GM]Did anyone else want to look around perception?
02:08:24:1602:08:51:10Brin [Basil]Mine’s plus three but to get
02:08:28:2702:08:40:23Steve [GM]You notice that the lanyard symbol is on the two rooms
02:08:29:0102:08:45:19Chris [TBD]That’ll do it, but we
02:08:40:2302:08:44:05Steve [GM]on the right, but there are two of them.
02:08:48:0902:08:53:19Jesse [Foulclaw]so if there’s another door for the office
02:08:49:1202:08:51:00Chris [TBD]When did we use the first one?
02:08:51:1002:08:56:00Brin [Basil]to the visitor’s room…
02:08:51:1902:08:53:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]downstairs, the first floor
02:09:01:0202:09:04:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]just shrink under the door That was what it said
02:09:18:2202:09:22:09Brin [Basil]Weren’t we looking for, like a book or something?
02:09:23:1202:09:27:18Chris [TBD]like a ledger.
02:09:26:0602:09:29:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Information on where Manny could be in a ledger.
02:09:26:2902:09:33:24Brin [Basil]I don’t know why I was… For Something in A Restricted Section of Something The Ledger
02:09:33:2502:09:36:28Chris [TBD]Why don’t we see if there’s any signage on the doors first?
02:09:37:2502:09:38:29Steve [GM]That makes sense.
02:09:38:1902:09:43:15Chris [TBD]I mean she did roll a pretty good reception. Look at the doors. Tell me what they say.
02:09:44:2202:09:49:02Steve [GM]this door it says Mars Von Eck
02:09:51:1102:09:53:01Steve [GM]it says Kwanis Sneeler
02:09:55:0502:10:02:03Chris [TBD]Okay, I don’t want to go in Fauna Sneakers office at all. Don’t definitely don’t wanna go in there.
02:10:03:2102:10:05:04Steve [GM]We can’t hear you winking.
02:10:07:0502:10:08:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Need some way to remember that we’re all wrong.
02:10:10:0102:10:10:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
02:10:11:1902:10:14:29Dave [Xeros]we got shad balls over here does anyone else
02:10:16:2002:10:42:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Fauna’s room. Okay
02:10:21:1502:10:26:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Does Jenkins also see what’s on this third door? Do you know what that room potentially contains? Yep.
02:10:27:1702:10:31:03Steve [GM]that one has another name on it that you don’t recognize?
02:10:33:1302:10:37:06Steve [GM]Yeah, a person’s name so it’s like another politician probably.
02:10:41:0402:10:42:12Steve [GM]I have the name of one
02:10:42:2802:10:46:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so I’m going to go up the faunas door. Are we using our charges?
02:10:47:2802:10:52:07Chris [TBD]I mean am I gonna be able to fit under this door if I shrunk down to seven inches?
02:10:56:1502:11:01:10Steve [GM]it’s a much smaller crack underneath. You could probably try to like squeeze
02:10:59:0402:11:02:04Chris [TBD]my huge muscles
02:11:03:0502:11:04:23Chris [TBD]let’s be honest here
02:11:03:1702:11:05:21Steve [GM]Like you’d have to crawl underneath
02:11:04:2202:11:16:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]okay I’m gonna go into Fauna’s room with my key.
02:11:05:2602:11:06:26Jesse [Foulclaw]trigger some magic
02:11:07:0802:11:11:11Dave [Xeros]Guys, I found some olive oil to put on the chat balls over here.
02:11:12:1302:11:14:03Chris [TBD]squeeze me through the crack
02:11:15:0802:11:16:11Brin [Basil]Grease you up
02:11:15:0802:11:17:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I have the lanyard
02:11:17:0502:11:18:02Steve [GM]You’re gonna use
02:11:17:1302:11:18:14Dave [Xeros]Just lube you up.
02:11:18:0902:11:20:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I put one on, so I have one as well.
02:11:20:1302:11:21:09Steve [GM]Well, yeah
02:11:20:1402:11:22:01Dave [Xeros]It doesn’t have any magical charges.
02:11:20:1802:11:21:12Jesse [Foulclaw]no but you don’t
02:11:22:2302:11:25:02Jesse [Foulclaw]mine is the only one that has the two charges
02:11:23:1802:11:29:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh. Are you okay to use it? Yeah. Go-go.
02:11:27:0602:11:27:18Jesse [Foulclaw]fauna
02:11:30:1502:11:40:28Brin [Basil]The biggest deal All I can think about is Nacho Libre The gold guy
02:11:30:2902:11:32:02Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah we’re going to go
02:11:32:2902:12:10:25Jesse [Foulclaw]fun. Is
02:11:34:2202:11:36:19Steve [GM]Fauna’s room. I’m not answering that question
02:11:42:2802:11:54:27Steve [GM]The spot next to the doorknob One of the dots disappears And the door opens up And it’s an office with a large desk Not there but actually far in
02:11:54:2702:12:01:18Steve [GM]Um and there’s some bookshelves Knickknacks I mean it’s An office where
02:12:05:1702:12:08:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]for this room? Like
02:12:10:1302:12:13:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yeah I’m walking
02:12:10:2502:12:15:08Jesse [Foulclaw]it concerned that there’s nobody else in the library?
02:12:16:2602:12:22:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yeah uh I got a 9 plus 3 is that enough
02:12:24:0202:12:31:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]does anyone else wanna do anything before walking in well don’t walk in just
02:12:26:1502:12:35:22Brin [Basil]um i can i can try and do a perception too i can walk in there with you i got exact same as you nine three
02:12:38:0602:12:39:06Steve [GM]Just look
02:12:38:1102:12:49:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]case there’s any traps this is her office like detect magic or anything doesn’t matter
02:12:41:1302:12:47:01Chris [TBD]This is the leader of the crew and she’s probably not just going to leave a single door
02:12:51:2802:12:59:04Brin [Basil]i’m like is there is there anything that we can see on is there any thing we can say like on her desk
02:12:58:0502:12:58:20Chris [TBD]Three.
02:13:01:1002:13:06:18Brin [Basil]yeah i gotta i got 12 even though we’re inside of the office
02:13:03:0102:13:04:11Steve [GM]Yeah, you can’t see any
02:13:07:2502:13:08:08Brin [Basil]oh
02:13:09:2602:13:12:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]We don’t want to walk in until we see if there’s any traps.
02:13:14:0502:13:22:16Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to walk around the corner with a lot of shad balls in my hands and no pants on.
02:13:14:2802:13:17:20Steve [GM]you can’t see what’s on the desk but there’s something there
02:13:23:0702:13:27:13Dave [Xeros]And I see everyone just, like, looking inside of a door that I had no idea was closed before
02:13:27:1302:13:37:02Dave [Xeros]and i just kind of like like walk through it’s like yeah hey guys
02:13:32:1102:13:34:24Steve [GM]so you’re all like I don’t know
02:13:32:2302:13:46:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So you open up the
02:13:38:0202:13:54:01Dave [Xeros]an office over here can we look what’s excellent
02:13:42:1902:13:43:20Steve [GM]in
02:13:44:2802:13:49:14Steve [GM]and as he heads towards the desk, he suddenly appears behind you
02:13:50:2602:13:52:22Steve [GM]still chomping on his balls
02:13:54:0102:14:01:26Dave [Xeros]hey oh wow guys there’S there’s another door over here did you guys see that this was open all right walk right past
02:14:00:0002:14:01:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:14:00:0902:14:03:02Brin [Basil]Is that a time loop?
02:14:02:1202:14:05:17Steve [GM]You walk in and just as you are about to get
02:14:03:1302:14:03:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah.
02:14:03:2802:14:15:10Dave [Xeros]yep hey guys did you see that there’s a door up here um i feel like i’ve done this before
02:14:11:2102:14:16:26Chris [TBD]Welcome back.
02:14:15:1002:14:22:06Dave [Xeros]it’s a little deja vu uh hey i think past this door up here there’s a teleportation spell that
02:14:22:0602:14:31:17Dave [Xeros]is keep like teleporting me here um do you want to like lube up with olive oil and i’ll slide
02:14:39:2102:14:50:08Brin [Basil]While he’s doing that, I grab one of your shad balls and I throw it and then I turn around
02:14:40:0402:14:47:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]wow that’s
02:14:50:0202:14:51:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]all right the only
02:14:52:1302:14:59:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a perception roll okay well shrinks you
02:14:53:2802:14:57:09Chris [TBD]and it also shrinks you
02:14:56:1902:14:58:10Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i don’t know if
02:14:57:1702:14:58:28Brin [Basil]I’m not hungry.
02:14:59:1702:14:59:29Jesse [Foulclaw]wait wait
02:15:01:0102:15:02:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]wait Wait, wait, wait.
02:15:02:0802:15:04:11Chris [TBD]we shrink back to our roll percentage
02:15:03:2702:15:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I made sure before I rolled that or before like
02:15:04:0602:15:05:08Brin [Basil]I forgot about that.
02:15:11:1102:15:23:06Jesse [Foulclaw]no No. I did shout my scroll spell because they use spells so my jubilee scroll
02:15:23:0602:15:28:19Jesse [Foulclaw]and then if I roll a 1 or something, there’s this potential wild magic surge that can happen?
02:15:29:1002:15:37:08Steve [GM]so you’re saying you did do a magic spell with that scroll. So now we also have a wild surge of magic
02:15:37:0102:15:45:12Brin [Basil]He didn’t tell us because he’s a liar and we’re catching them.
02:15:37:0402:15:42:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes. Correct. This could help us maybe break through the teleportation.
02:15:44:1802:15:46:25Dave [Xeros]the teleportation and you’re just catching them in your mouth.
02:15:49:1802:15:52:28Steve [GM]Every time you throw a shad ball into the room is what
02:15:53:0002:15:53:23Dave [Xeros]I’m throwing it into
02:15:53:0602:16:09:10Brin [Basil]I’m sorry, you can’t talk to me about this thing.
02:15:55:2002:15:57:02Dave [Xeros]side, and she’s catching them at her mouth.
02:15:59:1902:16:00:15Steve [GM]What’s happening
02:16:03:0202:16:04:15Steve [GM]You guys are so lucky
02:16:07:1302:16:13:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay well Only one who hasn’t done a perception roll is you Eros will you please
02:16:08:1902:16:09:08Steve [GM]Okay
02:16:11:1802:16:13:10Dave [Xeros]Me? You want me to…
02:16:13:1602:16:19:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh, we need to figure out what’s behind the teleportation spell over there. Something important.
02:16:14:2902:16:16:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Roll for perception
02:16:16:2902:16:18:14Chris [TBD]That’s what we’re trying to figure out.
02:16:18:0702:16:19:26Dave [Xeros]Do it? Okay.
02:16:20:2502:16:21:12Steve [GM]perception roll
02:16:21:1102:16:22:13Dave [Xeros]I imagine it’s
02:16:23:1402:16:24:29Dave [Xeros]I’m going to touch myself with bardic
02:16:29:0202:16:31:09Chris [TBD]I even have to spell magic as an option.
02:16:31:1502:16:33:16Dave [Xeros]That’s an unnatural 20
02:16:34:2702:16:45:29Steve [GM]One thing that catches your eye because it’s just, yeah. It’s just the quantity of pictures and little statuettes
02:16:38:0702:16:39:15Dave [Xeros]I’ve gone through it a couple of times.
02:16:43:0702:17:08:08Brin [Basil]this is bad
02:16:45:2902:16:51:13Steve [GM]of animals like little cats and little dogs, little horsies,
02:16:52:1002:17:02:05Steve [GM]little bunnies but whoever Fauna is she seems to like animals. How weird is that?
02:16:55:0402:17:09:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I am
02:17:04:1102:17:07:07Dave [Xeros]go to the flora area and there might be, like…
02:17:09:2402:17:13:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]not an Not all animal Yeah
02:17:13:1402:17:18:06Dave [Xeros]because he’s got my pants on. And I’ll just pull him in.
02:17:19:1502:17:24:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m not a druid But I am
02:17:20:2802:17:24:01Dave [Xeros]I’m going to start grabbing all the statues and throwing them in my pockets.
02:17:24:1402:17:29:20Steve [GM]Whenever you try to grab something off of it You just end up back outside
02:17:31:2302:17:34:22Dave [Xeros]to grab a statue? Or is it when it sees me?
02:17:34:2502:17:39:01Steve [GM]So when you move into the room If you touch any of those
02:17:36:1802:17:37:02Dave [Xeros]Uh-huh.
02:17:40:0602:17:49:22Steve [GM]It just teleports you back out And if you get too close to the desk It teleports me back out And you dragged him in with you He got teleported out too
02:17:55:0102:17:55:27Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
02:18:01:0002:18:02:19Steve [GM]The DM’s like, you want to do that check?
02:18:04:1502:18:06:27Steve [GM]He should have told me no. No.
02:18:05:0302:18:06:12Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh
02:18:05:0502:18:07:15Brin [Basil]no I do not
02:18:08:1402:18:12:25Jesse [Foulclaw]oh wow um 11
02:18:16:0602:18:18:06Steve [GM]Ooh, that D6 would be the difference.
02:18:23:0502:18:26:10Jesse [Foulclaw]okay uh i have a zenzu I have a Zenzu fruit
02:18:23:0802:18:25:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Who else has our contact?
02:18:26:1402:18:33:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Just Let him Don’t waste it, don’t waste it yet. Let, let
02:18:27:0602:18:31:26Brin [Basil]If you don’t need one, I don’t have any.
02:18:34:2202:18:46:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Do I have Arcana? I don’t think I have Magic as much I can do it
02:18:40:2802:18:45:20Steve [GM]It’s probably… Go ahead and go ahead and do an Arcana check though.
02:18:46:2102:18:46:27Steve [GM]Sure.
02:18:49:0502:18:50:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Arcana plus 3
02:18:54:0502:18:57:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]10 plus 3 wow
02:18:57:1402:18:59:23Chris [TBD]Man, you and your 15 rule!
02:18:57:2402:19:06:03Brin [Basil]Can I try? It
02:19:01:1802:19:05:13Chris [TBD]Steve really wants us really bad at this thing.
02:19:07:2802:19:10:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah arcana
02:19:09:2502:19:10:20Steve [GM]Yep, yep.
02:19:10:1902:19:20:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Can we just like Cast something at it Just throw We don’t know that
02:19:16:1602:19:23:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That will literally shoot back Let’s not We know it. We’ve thrown cheese balls at it.
02:19:21:1902:19:25:29Brin [Basil]I’m just going to run with my fist and punch it And go right back.
02:19:22:2002:19:23:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Chez
02:19:27:1702:19:28:27Steve [GM]and just hit an ordle
02:19:29:2202:19:32:01Chris [TBD]Okay, I’m gonna…
02:19:36:2702:19:46:01Chris [TBD]seeing is anytime you enter the room to get to a certain point you can teleport out. Anytime you grab something in the room you get teleported out.
02:19:45:2002:19:48:08Steve [GM]But you notice that there are lots of animals
02:19:49:2402:19:57:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, have we sent an animal through yet? Can we… Bunny? Bunny, do you want to just go in real quick?
02:19:51:1102:19:56:08Jesse [Foulclaw]can the three of us just like lock arms and walk in real quick together
02:19:53:1602:19:53:28Brin [Basil]yeah
02:19:58:2202:19:59:26Brin [Basil]I waltz in there
02:20:02:1302:20:08:19Jesse [Foulclaw]but can we try and go in wait let’s go together let’s
02:20:03:2902:20:05:16Brin [Basil]and grab the bunny statue
02:20:07:2902:20:09:20Steve [GM]what did did you do an arcana
02:20:08:0402:20:10:04Brin [Basil]no look okay
02:20:08:1902:20:17:06Jesse [Foulclaw]go like two at once yeah yep do
02:20:10:2602:20:16:06Dave [Xeros]do an arcana but i my um my whiskey is run out so i’m gonna go ahead
02:20:11:2502:20:13:11Brin [Basil]do you want to like link arms
02:20:16:0602:20:24:10Dave [Xeros]and i’m going to hit the port rum to get advantage on all rolls um and
02:20:18:1602:20:19:04Jesse [Foulclaw]want to join us
02:20:22:1402:20:30:04Jesse [Foulclaw]uh you’re part animal you count we’re linking arms we’re going to run through the teleportation together
02:20:24:2802:20:27:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Sure. We’re all going to skip together.
02:20:32:1302:20:33:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh no.
02:20:36:1102:20:39:23Dave [Xeros]Oh, but it doesn’t matter because the animals… I’m doing the Arcana check.
02:20:42:2602:20:45:26Dave [Xeros]That is another unnatural…
02:20:45:0002:20:46:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]What is he looking at?
02:20:48:1402:20:50:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well too late we already skipped through so
02:20:52:0802:20:53:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh beautiful
02:20:54:0402:21:06:04Steve [GM]what you really can tell is that um like you remember a bardic song that you learned uh very very early on in your in your youth
02:21:06:0402:21:16:01Steve [GM]that um i emphasize how important it is to be precise in your uh in your spell casting
02:21:16:0102:21:23:21Steve [GM]that you want to make sure that you are kind of going along with the rules of that particular
02:21:23:2102:21:31:27Steve [GM]spell so you don’t want to like dilute it by having extra parts or uh anything that would
02:21:31:2702:21:40:16Steve [GM]make the spell read wrong and you see a lot of animals are you figuring this out yet
02:21:40:1302:21:43:27Chris [TBD]no is it old mcdonald had a farm i have no idea
02:21:42:0302:21:48:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]do we have do we need to
02:21:42:2702:21:45:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to cast animal handling
02:21:45:0302:21:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:21:45:1302:21:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:21:50:0502:21:54:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]strip down to our natural animal and drop our weapons or something
02:21:51:2402:21:59:13Brin [Basil]only… Well, wait a minute. What about no animals or anything other than what she is can get through it maybe?
02:21:55:0602:21:58:29Chris [TBD]it’s got to be more simpler than this we’re way overthinking
02:21:59:0602:22:00:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah, what is Fauna?
02:22:03:0402:22:06:10Dave [Xeros]We saw she made a big announcement out in the…
02:22:05:1802:22:06:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah
02:22:08:1902:22:14:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Have you walked in yet Aren’t you the only
02:22:08:2602:22:09:24Steve [GM]Puanna looked like.
02:22:11:2902:22:13:26Chris [TBD]No, I have not.
02:22:12:0102:22:18:01Jesse [Foulclaw]she’s probably like a you know fawn and sort of a goat-like creature or something right
02:22:15:1302:22:18:27Chris [TBD]I’m a Goliath but humanoid yeah
02:22:20:1902:22:22:11Chris [TBD]she likes animals though
02:22:23:0702:22:25:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Doesn’t she test on animals?
02:22:28:1102:22:33:29Brin [Basil]this teleporting thing is only allowing a certain race to go through.
02:22:31:2402:22:32:11Chris [TBD]really know
02:22:34:0602:22:38:01Chris [TBD]okay why am I
02:22:39:2102:22:47:08Chris [TBD]I feel like this should be easier okay I will walk in I will walk in I’m with Golieth
02:22:50:0002:22:55:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I will shift into an actual animal.
02:22:56:2902:22:58:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I can shift into a wolf.
02:22:58:0902:22:59:19Chris [TBD]Yeah but hold on
02:23:00:1502:23:03:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m going to shift into another animal.
02:23:01:2702:23:03:21Chris [TBD]A bunny went through
02:23:04:2502:23:06:24Brin [Basil]I’m a hairy dog.
02:23:04:2702:23:05:23Chris [TBD]She’s an actual
02:23:07:1302:23:08:04Chris [TBD]Okay
02:23:10:0702:23:10:27Chris [TBD]Alright
02:23:10:0902:23:11:23Brin [Basil]I have human hands as well.
02:23:12:2202:23:13:29Steve [GM]They’re just covering
02:23:13:1802:23:24:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]As a bonus action, you can shift and assume a more bestial form and gain four temporary hit points. Your transformation lasts for one minute until you die
02:23:14:1502:23:16:00Brin [Basil]I can go like this?
02:23:15:2102:23:23:00Jesse [Foulclaw]they’re kind of manly bunny hands i’m gonna be I mean, they’re really feminine funny hands. Not lying.
02:23:18:0802:23:19:08Brin [Basil]Excuse me?
02:23:24:0802:23:26:09Brin [Basil]Freaking soft paws over here.
02:23:24:2202:23:29:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]or until you revert using a bonus option. You can shift two times per long rest and also gain benefit.
02:23:31:2802:23:32:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah.
02:23:34:2902:23:36:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]All right, I’m going to shift.
02:23:35:2602:23:43:00Steve [GM]all right you walk in and as you go just as a quick experiment you let your little wolf tail
02:23:43:0002:23:53:06Steve [GM]not like wag towards some of the books and stuff and you just knock them over which is a good sign so you can head toward the desk
02:23:53:1102:23:53:19Dave [Xeros]Cool!
02:23:54:2402:24:00:13Dave [Xeros]Hey look, she made it! I’m going to chuck some more shad balls into the teleportation circle and see if you guys can catch them.
02:24:00:1002:24:01:11Chris [TBD]Tell us what you see
02:24:01:1902:24:04:15Steve [GM]you’re basically just in all right
02:24:02:0802:24:14:06Jesse [Foulclaw]um look for a ledger is we’re looking
02:24:04:0102:24:05:29Brin [Basil]I am not hungry at all.
02:24:08:1902:24:10:27Dave [Xeros]These cheese balls are disgusting!
02:24:12:2602:24:13:10Chris [TBD]stale
02:24:14:0602:24:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]for a ledger is that what we said we want to find in there yeah all right
02:24:15:0102:24:23:16Chris [TBD]Yeah, let’s see We need to
02:24:19:1702:24:21:21Dave [Xeros]It’s not that they’ve been around for 100 years.
02:24:24:2302:24:26:07Chris [TBD]To take over Correus
02:24:25:2902:24:28:01Brin [Basil]This one’s made from age school.
02:24:29:0102:24:30:27Brin [Basil]Sorry, sorry.
02:24:31:2102:24:43:16Steve [GM]you go up to the desk and uh now that you’re like now that you’ve come into the room you see that it’s actually not quite as tidy as it looked like originally in fact there’s uh
02:24:43:1602:24:52:29Steve [GM]it seems like fauna is kind of a bit of a slob there’s like clothes just like like jackets and stuff nothing untoward but
02:24:53:1902:25:00:19Steve [GM]got mounds of books and ledgers and stuff so like it looks like it was
02:25:01:2202:25:08:04Steve [GM]kept when you were outside but now that you’re inside it’s like this lady’s got some organizational
02:25:10:0702:25:14:16Brin [Basil]that is not good because don’t you only have two minutes one minute
02:25:15:2202:25:26:07Steve [GM]remember how you thought you saw something on the desk when you get close enough it is you know just a it’s some of the like its notes
02:25:32:1502:25:43:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m just gonna grab it with my teeth and throw it out. And does it make it out? Okay, someone catch that!
02:25:43:0302:25:54:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And then I’m going to continue looking around well you can just keep it…and then i’m
02:25:43:2202:25:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m the fastest reader
02:25:47:2002:25:51:25Dave [Xeros]But you only read fast reading scriptures, right?
02:25:52:0502:25:57:27Brin [Basil]why isn’t this organized by verses
02:25:54:0602:25:55:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gonna continue to look
02:25:55:1102:26:08:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]around 9 plus
02:26:08:2102:26:36:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]5 okay I’m
02:26:09:0202:26:16:28Steve [GM]oh 14 so uh yeah you’re not seeing anything nothing else like really stands out to you
02:26:16:2802:26:27:16Steve [GM]but what you grabbed definitely like you just kind of get that vibe that it’s something that was being used and looked at uh it’s like one of the important things
02:26:27:1602:26:34:10Steve [GM]so you probably got the best there could be something else in here but time is running out
02:26:31:2102:26:51:16Chris [TBD]Good girl
02:26:36:1802:26:39:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gonna grab the first thing I see and just grab it and run out.
02:26:40:2902:26:42:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Whatever I see is what I get.
02:26:42:0602:26:49:02Steve [GM]okay fair enough so uh you go back out and you turn back into your normal self
02:26:52:0402:26:58:15Steve [GM]you do there’s still like what you grabbed is still in your mouth so you’re standing there and there’s like a little scroll
02:26:58:0402:26:59:07Chris [TBD]Let go
02:27:00:2602:27:01:21Chris [TBD]Nice
02:27:03:1802:27:04:13Steve [GM]what you
02:27:06:1402:27:10:02Steve [GM]got is it’s called a spell scroll
02:27:08:1302:27:08:22Dave [Xeros]notice
02:27:12:0102:27:13:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Got a spell scroll
02:27:13:2302:27:17:28Steve [GM]consumable, so you can use it one time even if you don’t normally
02:27:19:0402:27:21:21Steve [GM]and so you now have a spell school for magic
02:27:21:2202:27:23:05Chris [TBD]Oh sweet
02:27:23:2902:27:26:24Steve [GM]are fun just because they’re auto hit basically
02:27:28:1502:27:30:01Steve [GM]three magical darts
02:27:32:0302:27:35:17Steve [GM]just shoot right out of the scroll. It’s only one use but it is a wave
02:27:35:0002:27:36:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]How many missiles?
02:27:40:2702:27:47:16Jesse [Foulclaw]just like sped read everything that she throughout me like basically memorized the whole thing what did i what did I find
02:27:45:2202:27:50:06Brin [Basil]his owl graphic memory
02:27:47:1402:27:48:28Chris [TBD]Keywords like prisoners,
02:27:50:1002:27:53:23Chris [TBD]keywords like sabotage, Correus.
02:27:53:2502:28:05:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Manny okay so why can we find
02:27:56:2302:27:57:10Steve [GM]So
02:27:58:1402:27:59:17Steve [GM]quite conveniently
02:28:00:0502:28:10:22Chris [TBD]She may be completely disorganized in her organizational skills and her writing skills is unbelievable.
02:28:00:2302:28:02:14Steve [GM]Fauna has outlined many
02:28:02:2402:28:03:25Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
02:28:11:1702:28:23:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I do find a couple format errors you know it’s not like perfect APA format or anything but
02:28:12:2102:28:13:24Chris [TBD]It’s beautiful.
02:28:15:0702:28:18:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you know
02:28:16:1902:28:17:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:28:16:1902:28:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:28:22:0902:28:23:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]APA
02:28:23:0202:28:32:19Brin [Basil]there is
02:28:23:0402:28:24:22Steve [GM]Her footnotes have something
02:28:23:1202:28:29:25Jesse [Foulclaw]no, yeah so But what do we get?
02:28:25:1502:28:33:06Dave [Xeros]couple semi -coldens okay so the idea is that they’re
02:28:29:2502:28:36:29Steve [GM]Okay, so the idea behind that Fauna has is she has been working really
02:28:32:1902:28:52:27Brin [Basil]fear
02:28:36:2902:28:46:08Steve [GM]hard to get—to push Sinidae toward not just war but she’s looking for extermination.
02:28:46:1602:28:50:00Steve [GM]She wants to wipe out all of the people of Coreas.
02:28:51:2502:29:00:02Steve [GM]They’re inferior and they also have a lot of land. So it’s about time the best people take over.
02:28:52:2702:29:01:07Brin [Basil]to that
02:29:00:0902:29:07:19Steve [GM]And to that end, she has been diverting some of the funds from the
02:29:07:1902:29:12:20Steve [GM]taxpayers toward magical experimentation.
02:29:13:2102:29:24:23Steve [GM]So creatures that are unsavory are being taken down beneath Sinidae where they are imprisoned and then experimented on them.
02:29:25:0202:29:31:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]if she could like go through the teleport is she an animal
02:29:36:2202:29:39:10Chris [TBD]Or she’s like a little mouse watching us right now.
02:29:40:1902:29:41:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:29:43:0102:29:44:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, continue.
02:29:43:1802:29:50:18Dave [Xeros]uh so this is interesting um so fauna has a final solution right
02:29:43:2902:29:45:16Steve [GM]What do your tiny little eyes
02:29:47:1502:29:48:16Chris [TBD]Beedy eyes.
02:29:50:1802:30:00:04Dave [Xeros]um and she wants to exterminate our entire uh continent um wow i mean that’s some lofty goals
02:30:04:0502:30:04:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:30:04:1102:30:11:29Dave [Xeros]yes um does
02:30:05:2602:30:07:10Steve [GM]No one can hear you winking.
02:30:06:0802:30:09:25Brin [Basil]i can’t wink i’m very sorry
02:30:10:0702:30:11:16Steve [GM]I wink with both
02:30:11:0202:30:23:10Jesse [Foulclaw]very good
02:30:11:0902:30:15:06Brin [Basil]i really do i literally can’t i
02:30:16:1302:30:17:19Brin [Basil]can’t do it
02:30:24:0802:30:25:21Chris [TBD]about… Yeah, Manny?
02:30:28:0802:30:29:20Brin [Basil]photocopies of this
02:30:32:1802:30:34:17Brin [Basil]They have a fax machine in the back.
02:30:36:2402:30:37:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:30:38:1102:30:44:19Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s not a bad idea though yeah okay great multiply multiply
02:30:38:2602:30:40:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]someone fly off with it.
02:30:40:1902:30:44:03Brin [Basil]They’re distributed by doves?
02:30:40:1902:30:49:21Dave [Xeros]i know right uprising uprising um
02:30:44:2202:30:46:14Steve [GM]you guys are so funny
02:30:47:0102:30:56:16Chris [TBD]there eventually and then we’re out again. Yeah. Editing this thing has been a beast.
02:30:48:1802:30:52:12Steve [GM]You delta out and then we come back together for a minute or two
02:30:56:2202:30:58:29Jesse [Foulclaw]so sorry so sorry
02:30:59:0902:31:02:26Steve [GM]What You turn the page
02:31:00:0602:31:02:06Dave [Xeros]there a fax machine in the back i mean
02:31:02:2602:31:03:18Jesse [Foulclaw]yes
02:31:04:2902:31:08:15Steve [GM]of the nefarious, conveniently written down Nefarious plans
02:31:09:2502:31:13:09Steve [GM]So these muting creatures she’s slowly accumulating essentially
02:31:14:1602:31:24:08Steve [GM]an army um and it is something that she is planning on passing along as it were so anyone that she doesn’t kill
02:31:24:0802:31:35:20Steve [GM]she’ll just start mutating them with the veil tear magic um and the thing is she’s also playing this political game because if she can
02:31:35:2002:31:37:12Steve [GM]convince the parliament to
02:31:42:0502:31:43:05Steve [GM]a really fast reader
02:31:43:2802:31:47:23Chris [TBD]Dear diary, that’s we found our diary is what it sounds like.
02:31:45:1002:31:50:13Dave [Xeros]yeah dear dary chapter 12 the final solution
02:31:45:2102:31:49:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yep i’m on chapter 12 like i’m already
02:31:51:0602:31:52:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:31:53:1002:31:54:13Jesse [Foulclaw]cut to the end
02:31:54:2302:32:03:09Steve [GM]it uh if she can get her the vote to go her way it’s essentially going to create a coup
02:31:54:2702:31:56:17Chris [TBD]I mean, I appreciate it but
02:32:04:1202:32:10:09Steve [GM]so like she’s gonna win regardless either they’ll vote for her or they’ll find a way to
02:32:07:2602:32:13:11Dave [Xeros]so we so we do need to get pamphlets and distribute them
02:32:11:1102:32:20:05Brin [Basil]Okay, I can’t do that. I have several quills handy.
02:32:22:1502:32:24:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i was almost out of pamphlets this is perfect
02:32:25:1402:32:30:26Steve [GM]okay um anyway uh yeah so it seems like fauna is a very bad person
02:32:32:1402:32:43:20Brin [Basil]I really want to know what species she is, and this is Mars Von…
02:32:38:2902:32:40:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s the other guy’s office.
02:32:45:1802:32:47:14Jesse [Foulclaw]potentially we want to go through with this thing
02:32:49:2802:32:57:18Steve [GM]the end of the hallway and uh there is mm -hmm uh the the one with the politician whose name you
02:32:57:1802:33:04:17Steve [GM]don’t recognize has it and then there’s uh a one more story like just a little bit more up top so
02:33:09:0102:33:12:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think I don’t think we should check Mars office. I’m not…
02:33:10:1402:33:19:21Brin [Basil]if he’s like, if she’s like Madam President who’s VP?
02:33:22:2702:33:30:26Chris [TBD]isn’t this a crew establishment got it okay okay okay man there is
02:33:23:1302:33:26:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah, but he’s probably working with the crew.
02:33:27:2802:33:37:05Steve [GM]people of all political persuasions and it just so happens that they’re next to each other okay
02:33:32:1902:33:35:26Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to run up the stairs real quick just to see what’s on the second story.
02:33:37:0502:33:44:26Steve [GM]On the second story, you have it
02:33:44:2602:33:52:01Steve [GM]goes up fairly
02:33:53:2602:34:04:17Steve [GM]So you just go up until you can kind of see the landing and unsurprisingly there’s locked doors but it is labeled as the debate chamber.
02:34:06:1002:34:17:03Steve [GM]And that’s just what’s at the top of the staircase. case yep it doesn’t have that it looks
02:34:14:2602:34:16:19Dave [Xeros]to get in there? It’s just locked?
02:34:18:1102:34:25:15Dave [Xeros]And so the other two places are those two rooms down there that have the tallow-lanyards like entrance? Two, three.
02:34:31:1902:34:39:20Dave [Xeros]I don’t know. uh i say we go into ma’s phonics room guys because at the top of the stairs we could probably pick pick a lock and get in that one
02:34:36:2902:34:43:07Chris [TBD]before we do that, can you read the labels on the other doors real quick?
02:34:44:2902:34:46:22Chris [TBD]No, he said there was two other doors.
02:34:47:0802:34:47:12Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
02:34:47:1602:34:54:04Steve [GM]so these two are have politician names that you don’t but you do recognize
02:34:48:0902:34:52:01Chris [TBD]Oh, they both do.
02:34:54:0402:35:03:22Steve [GM]obviously much all right um roll a let’s do a stealth check everybody oh
02:34:54:1302:34:55:08Chris [TBD]Yeah, Mars Vano.
02:35:13:0002:35:21:03Steve [GM]right so tb d uh all of
02:35:16:1702:35:16:29Chris [TBD]Jeez.
02:35:19:1802:35:24:03Chris [TBD]A bit much for me.
02:35:21:0302:35:32:09Steve [GM]this talking has been oh it’s a bit much so he pulls out his guitar and starts kind of strumming along a little bit just as everybody is headed towards
02:35:22:2002:35:29:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s a bit much so it pulls out a piece of stuff like that and
02:35:32:0902:35:43:29Steve [GM]mars von x room and coming from the room you hear a voice say wait a minute do you hear that do you hear that song
02:35:42:1302:35:49:10Chris [TBD]They couldn’t hear him throwing shad balls across the hallway?
02:35:43:2902:35:45:23Steve [GM]it’s music playing
02:35:49:1002:35:57:00Chris [TBD]they can hear fine good point
02:35:50:0602:35:50:28Dave [Xeros]the corner
02:35:50:1902:35:55:20Brin [Basil]any of y ‘all directly down the gullet.
02:35:53:0502:35:54:06Dave [Xeros]she caught
02:35:56:2602:35:58:18Dave [Xeros]she’s furry and soft
02:36:01:0902:36:10:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, we don’t know but let’s say hi
02:36:01:1102:36:05:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I mean we’re kind of to help him
02:36:01:1602:36:03:20Steve [GM]coming from Mars’ room
02:36:11:2002:36:13:26Steve [GM]or do you got to decide really fast
02:36:16:0902:36:25:00Dave [Xeros]And then I’m going to cast Minor Illusion. And I’m gonna have a, like a…
02:36:28:2402:36:35:06Dave [Xeros]Like, the maid? The person that comes in and cleans up like a janitor cart in front of me? And then i’m just gonna…
02:36:32:0802:36:38:27Chris [TBD]lady yes nortal is the cart
02:36:34:0002:36:35:23Steve [GM]is that Nortle
02:36:36:0702:36:37:03Dave [Xeros]Huh? Yes!
02:36:39:1902:36:45:07Dave [Xeros]Um, and the cleaning cart actually does have like a pull pad on the end of it. Um,
02:36:45:0702:36:48:16Steve [GM]for some reason and it just doesn’t fit into the magic.
02:36:47:0102:36:56:24Dave [Xeros]I can’t ever get rid of that I’m disguised as a janitor so and then I grab the towel lanyard and I put it on
02:36:56:2702:37:00:09Brin [Basil]Can you disguise all of us, too, as your cleaning helpers?
02:36:58:2302:37:00:14Chris [TBD]Well, we have our little VIP
02:37:02:1002:37:09:14Chris [TBD]Visitor passes I am going to pay attention and hide.
02:37:04:2502:37:05:23Dave [Xeros]guys just go around
02:37:09:1602:37:16:02Steve [GM]Okay, so do another self-roll for those of you who are trying to…
02:37:14:1402:37:15:01Brin [Basil]Hiding.
02:37:16:0902:37:22:00Brin [Basil]I got 10.
02:37:17:1802:37:18:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m good.
02:37:19:1802:37:21:13Chris [TBD]Six? Nine again but
02:37:23:2302:37:29:18Steve [GM]All right, so the door swings… The door swings, and wait, Fowlclaw, what’d you do?
02:37:26:2002:37:28:17Brin [Basil]I didn’t get 10.
02:37:26:2402:37:27:04Chris [TBD]happens!
02:37:29:1102:37:31:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I didn’t get a 20.
02:37:32:1902:37:34:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:37:34:2002:37:36:20Chris [TBD]Wait is he lying or is he…
02:37:36:0702:37:41:08Dave [Xeros]that’s called being in character right there even meta he’s lying
02:37:43:1502:37:44:21Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a nine
02:37:44:2402:37:46:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:37:44:2402:37:46:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:37:45:1702:38:04:21Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s no
02:37:45:1902:37:52:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so if you all try to scramble as magic
02:37:48:1802:37:54:13Steve [GM]okay so you all try to scramble as uh magically agically
02:37:57:2402:37:58:14Dave [Xeros]circus
02:38:00:2102:38:01:24Dave [Xeros]magic yeah
02:38:06:0102:38:08:04Steve [GM]we’ll get it one day
02:38:08:0702:38:12:29Dave [Xeros]yeah and then magically there we go
02:38:08:0902:38:15:17Brin [Basil]Yeah, but you’re
02:38:15:0102:38:22:10Steve [GM]your deception comes through just fine but everybody else is kind of scrambling just as the door swings open
02:38:22:2902:38:28:20Steve [GM]and there you see a very tall handsome Ace Amir
02:38:30:0702:38:33:14Steve [GM]who sees scrambling
02:38:34:2702:38:35:27Steve [GM]but you’re
02:38:35:0402:38:35:17Chris [TBD]What?
02:38:37:1402:38:38:25Steve [GM]You’re right in
02:38:37:1402:38:38:02Brin [Basil]You’re right.
02:38:37:1502:38:39:01Chris [TBD]Shut up!
02:38:40:0702:38:43:14Steve [GM]and he says what are
02:38:45:1402:38:57:00Chris [TBD]one of those bushes but 7 feet tall and the top half of me is just poking out Who are you?
02:38:47:1102:38:48:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:38:50:0102:38:51:29Steve [GM]plus your wizard hat
02:38:50:1102:38:58:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]What are you doing
02:38:52:0902:38:58:14Brin [Basil]What are you doing here?
02:38:54:1502:38:58:15Steve [GM]What is going on? Who are you? What are you doing here?
02:38:59:2302:39:11:06Dave [Xeros]um i’m uh i’m the new hire i’m just here to empty your trash and tidy up i need to you know press to digitate your room they didn’t tell you about this they give me a tala lanyard and everything
02:39:16:2302:39:20:13Dave [Xeros]that’s heavy oh yeah that got advantage
02:39:16:2602:39:19:29Steve [GM]Oh, you drank the rum though, right? So you got advantage of both.
02:39:22:1902:39:29:20Dave [Xeros]that’s a nat 20 i don’t know straight up it’s a 20 and
02:39:24:0102:39:26:18Brin [Basil]It’s freaking awesome.
02:39:26:1802:39:27:13Chris [TBD]They’re weighted
02:39:28:0402:39:31:13Brin [Basil]There we go! This is some loaded dice.
02:39:29:2002:39:36:17Dave [Xeros]a four so the yeah yes you do
02:39:31:1202:39:35:07Steve [GM]If it had been the four then he would have been like I smell whiskey on your breath.
02:39:32:2702:39:36:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yes he did
02:39:37:0902:39:41:27Dave [Xeros]but i in the i mean when i applied for the job i didn’t say anything about not being able to drink
02:39:46:2902:39:57:15Steve [GM]Mars glances over his shoulder You can’t see who he’s looking at or talking to and so he steps out into the hallway and kind of closes the door behind him And says
02:39:57:1502:40:01:01Steve [GM]I’m not sure if
02:40:09:0802:40:14:20Dave [Xeros]they said something about uh you know whether or not we’re gonna you know participate in some sort
02:40:14:2002:40:22:29Dave [Xeros]of final solution um like you know i mean i’m kind of a pacifist i’m really just riding coattails
02:40:22:2902:40:31:11Dave [Xeros]here that’s why i’m a janitor no no
02:40:24:2602:40:30:10Steve [GM]you a look oh um are you transformed into like a french maid outfit
02:40:31:1102:40:35:26Dave [Xeros]i’m just i’m i’m like i’m an i’m in asemir with kind
02:40:35:2602:40:46:11Dave [Xeros]of like just a janiter yeah like the coveralls thing no like a french maid i’m here to press
02:40:37:0202:40:43:21Steve [GM]like coveralls kind of a thing okay for some reason i i missed that detail and so I was totally picturing you
02:40:40:0702:40:45:07Chris [TBD]like a cleaning
02:40:42:0902:40:44:05Brin [Basil]He’s envisioning
02:40:43:1502:40:44:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:40:45:2802:40:50:10Brin [Basil]an accidental fantasy.
02:40:46:1102:40:56:14Dave [Xeros]to digitate your room wink oh i dropped my quill let me pick that up for you
02:40:47:0102:40:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:40:51:1902:40:52:13Jesse [Foulclaw]oh
02:40:51:2002:40:52:05Steve [GM]you winking
02:40:57:1702:40:57:26Steve [GM]so
02:40:57:2802:40:59:08Brin [Basil]Bend and smell!
02:41:00:1402:41:05:07Dave [Xeros]and we can go on i could do this all night
02:41:00:2502:41:10:00Chris [TBD]that’s on you
02:41:05:2402:41:06:26Steve [GM]was my fault
02:41:06:1202:41:07:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:41:08:0302:41:09:02Steve [GM]I’ll own that
02:41:11:0502:41:11:23Steve [GM]okay
02:41:16:1602:41:24:22Steve [GM]when you say this thing about final solution he just looks completely baffled we’re simply voting on whether or not we should open up
02:41:26:0602:41:38:06Dave [Xeros]yeah i that’s not what i just i was in fauna’s room just like a second ago and i was prestidigitating some stuff and there’s just hey i was i was cleaning
02:41:42:1802:41:53:28Dave [Xeros]know my polishing material they just kind of all shut off and went up to go clean a desk and then there was just this book open in chapter 23 verse 6 said something about a
02:41:53:2802:42:05:26Dave [Xeros]final solution I’m going to touch myself and give myself bardic inspiration it only gives
02:41:58:1402:41:59:11Steve [GM]story is
02:42:05:2602:42:11:07Dave [Xeros]me 1d6 already so that is a 20 unnatural 20.
02:42:13:2602:42:21:17Steve [GM]this uh he kind of gives you a weird look because he’s aware of the security measures, but then
02:42:22:1902:42:23:05Steve [GM]Yeah.
02:42:27:0502:42:32:15Steve [GM]So he’s like can you show me what you’re talking about?
02:42:35:1402:42:47:09Dave [Xeros]Just stay right here. I go around the corner real quick and I get the book from you and I just grab it real quick and I come walking around the coin and I’m like hey, yeah so right here
02:42:47:0902:42:49:08Dave [Xeros]chapter 23 verse 4
02:42:51:1902:42:56:12Dave [Xeros]Fauna dear diary we are excited about
02:42:58:1002:43:09:28Dave [Xeros]We are looking for an opportunity to kill any and all creatures on the land of Coreus, and or turn them into zombified monsters with the magical process
02:43:09:2802:43:14:10Dave [Xeros]that we have been experimenting on underneath Cinedae.
02:43:15:1702:43:17:02Dave [Xeros]Winky smiley face
02:43:17:2602:43:23:01Chris [TBD]Little kiss, big kiss, little hug.
02:43:20:1302:43:21:11Dave [Xeros]We are
02:43:21:0002:43:23:21Steve [GM]All of the eyes have a heart over them?
02:43:23:0102:43:23:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:43:25:1802:43:29:07Dave [Xeros]for the Ace of Mere race to control the world
02:43:31:1402:43:34:21Dave [Xeros]winky face And I’d turn it around
02:43:34:2102:43:55:03Dave [Xeros]and show it to him sign fauna hey i
02:43:37:1302:43:38:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:43:40:2702:43:49:29Steve [GM]He turns like pale, like the blood drains from his face. And he actually stumbles a little bit. He’s so shocked by what he’s seeing here because it’s written very
02:43:49:2902:43:55:11Steve [GM]clearly in Fauna’s handwriting and no,
02:43:56:2602:44:01:23Dave [Xeros]i imagine she’s gonna get pissed if she like i don’t want to lose my job or anything like
02:44:01:2602:44:12:02Steve [GM]You know, you might have just saved our country from a horrible, horrible mistake. I am going to keep this come into my office, please, please.
02:44:12:0802:44:15:28Steve [GM]And he turns and opens up the door and swings it wide open. Uh,
02:44:17:1502:44:24:08Steve [GM]Pushing Nortle for good luck.
02:44:18:2902:44:30:06Dave [Xeros]is the cart i rub his pope hat as i’m pushing it in let’s do this taupe yep yeah
02:44:25:2702:44:30:22Steve [GM]It’s got wheels, but they don’t spin because he’s walking.
02:44:29:1302:44:30:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:44:30:0602:44:35:02Dave [Xeros]yeah it’s like cardboard wheels on the outside
02:44:30:1202:44:31:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:44:30:1202:44:31:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:44:34:0402:44:36:19Brin [Basil]It’s a tablecloth
02:44:36:1902:44:47:05Brin [Basil]that looks like he whips him.
02:44:39:2902:44:41:22Steve [GM]Mars doesn’t seem to care.
02:44:44:0402:44:45:08Chris [TBD]Now, Nordle!
02:44:45:1302:44:46:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:44:47:0802:44:47:28Chris [TBD]Whaaat!
02:44:50:1902:44:52:19Chris [TBD]Uh, see, um,
02:44:51:1402:44:52:07Steve [GM]the
02:44:54:0102:45:05:29Steve [GM]other person in the room turns to see, to look at you. Really small guy gnomish features and he looks at you with like wide eyes
02:45:01:0402:45:12:11Dave [Xeros]god damn it look i don’t want to lose my job manny but i’m just kind of in this space where
02:45:12:1102:45:23:10Dave [Xeros]i just got this job and uh i got some family to take care of so can you just like be okay with the fact that you’re from down there and be okay with the effect that i want to keep
02:45:23:1002:45:31:24Dave [Xeros]cleaning this office for the next little bit is that okay i’m gonna
02:45:28:2502:45:33:00Steve [GM]persuasion check on poor man
02:45:29:0602:45:34:27Chris [TBD]How many of those do you have?
02:45:33:0102:45:43:18Dave [Xeros]inspiration again i have one more after this that
02:45:42:1402:45:43:19Chris [TBD]find him.
02:45:43:1802:45:51:17Dave [Xeros]would be a 23 it’s right
02:45:50:1702:45:52:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:45:51:0602:45:51:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:45:52:0902:45:59:15Dave [Xeros]it’s a 17 plus 4 plus 1 no
02:45:57:0302:45:59:03Steve [GM]didn’t get the lying liar on him
02:46:05:1202:46:05:20Brin [Basil]role.
02:46:08:0102:46:19:25Steve [GM]is really taken aback, you just said his name and he looks over to Mars but Mars is just staring at like he didn’t notice a little conversation
02:46:08:2202:46:10:02Chris [TBD]really take it back.
02:46:12:0802:46:30:20Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah at the papers yep yep
02:46:20:1602:46:30:12Steve [GM]so Manny just shrinks down into the couch a little bit and waits for you to finish cleaning the room, I guess.
02:46:32:2802:46:38:22Dave [Xeros]I’m going to write down just on a little note that says, Lashara says hi.
02:46:41:0202:46:47:09Dave [Xeros]Don’t worry about it and I’m gonna clean his clothes and make him look really like polished and clean.
02:46:48:2102:46:55:20Steve [GM]Oh, okay. Well this is very alarming to him that Azamir comes up and starts manhandling him
02:46:57:1802:46:58:06Steve [GM]And
02:47:02:2702:47:05:15Steve [GM]he’s not a house health He’s just a gnome
02:47:05:1802:47:07:09Dave [Xeros]Me is free!
02:47:07:1102:47:07:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:47:10:0502:47:18:11Steve [GM]So Manny going to, uh… He gets the note and looks at it. And then looks at you and just
02:47:24:2002:47:28:23Steve [GM]your cart and sees like little green feet underneath a tablecloth
02:47:29:2602:47:31:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]poke our heads and wave?
02:47:30:1302:47:31:22Chris [TBD]Not yet, hold on.
02:47:31:1702:47:33:08Dave [Xeros]It’s like Scooby-Doo, like head.
02:47:33:0802:47:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:47:35:0402:47:36:09Steve [GM]want to come closer, you can
02:47:36:2302:47:37:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’ll come closer.
02:47:41:0502:47:43:16Brin [Basil]let’s just stand outside the door so we can hear what’s being said
02:47:45:2902:47:57:08Dave [Xeros]Hey, Maz, just really quick. I saw that there was a copy machine in the back. Is it okay to use that every once in a while? I just want to like Xerox my face or maybe my hands
02:47:46:0802:47:46:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]unlike him.
02:47:57:0802:47:58:29Dave [Xeros]It’s fine
02:48:01:1302:48:02:29Chris [TBD]I did too, I was like wait what?
02:48:04:0402:48:11:24Steve [GM]um so by copying machine you mean like just a magical stone that if you and
02:48:10:2602:48:13:22Dave [Xeros]and then yes
02:48:15:0902:48:16:29Brin [Basil]it’s a big wheel that you have to say
02:48:17:1402:48:19:19Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s a manual.
02:48:20:0902:48:31:02Steve [GM]he’s he’s just absorbed by this incredibly incriminating document that you found which kids don’t write down your crimes that’s that’s the moral of the story
02:48:25:1302:48:25:27Dave [Xeros]Okay
02:48:31:0202:48:34:13Steve [GM]It’s taken seven or eight sessions to get there, but that’s…
02:48:32:2902:48:36:28Dave [Xeros]And the moral of the story of Cinedae is don’t incriminate yourself
02:48:37:1802:48:43:16Steve [GM]He gestures at it and gives you permission with a short shrug.
02:48:44:1102:48:45:14Dave [Xeros]I kind of put my head around.
02:48:51:1302:48:54:15Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i’m gonna i think i’m going to walk into the office
02:48:55:1102:48:55:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:48:56:2802:49:03:28Steve [GM]All right, so Manny sees you walk in And he catches a glimpse of Jaikens
02:48:59:1502:49:06:27Brin [Basil]The feet
02:49:07:2402:49:44:14Jesse [Foulclaw]okay hi i’m just here to use the i’m
02:49:16:0602:49:21:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m just going to go sit down Next to him and be like, hey Lashara Just sent us a keep an eye Make sure you’re okay
02:49:21:2202:49:30:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Um, I
02:49:33:2202:49:37:17Brin [Basil]I’m just listening So all you can see is ears To the calculator
02:49:36:2402:49:38:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:49:41:1702:49:42:24Brin [Basil]I’ve actually
02:49:44:1602:49:46:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]There we go
02:49:45:0102:49:46:13Dave [Xeros]Run another hundred or so.
02:49:46:0902:49:56:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I have
02:49:48:1902:49:49:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Beep-beep
02:49:48:2202:49:52:29Chris [TBD]Lashara is here to kill you I have
02:49:53:0502:49:55:08Steve [GM]grabs your paw?
02:49:57:2002:49:58:24Steve [GM]I have hands!
02:49:58:2602:49:59:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:49:59:2602:50:02:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I have like hands that was sharp nails-ish.
02:50:02:0102:50:02:27Steve [GM]Oh, right.
02:50:04:1802:50:16:06Steve [GM]your little hand and then tries again. Get me out of here. This place is a powder keg. It’s about to explode because we definitely have powder kegs in this world.
02:50:21:0802:50:21:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh, oh.
02:50:25:0802:50:28:17Steve [GM]As that sloops with a very
02:50:29:2102:50:32:28Steve [GM]phlegmy cough just like right at you
02:50:33:1202:50:36:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Is he being poisoned?
02:50:36:0402:50:36:29Dave [Xeros]Purple phlegm?
02:50:37:0702:50:37:21Chris [TBD]purple
02:50:38:1402:50:41:09Steve [GM]there’s a bit of purple tinge, a little bit
02:50:41:1402:50:42:12Dave [Xeros]Oh no.
02:50:44:2602:50:52:06Steve [GM]sorry I haven’t been feeling well I’ve spent the last few days trying to recuperate at the Blaggards Inn
02:50:53:2802:50:59:03Steve [GM]only now have I felt low enough to come and report to Mars about some of the things that I’ve learned
02:51:00:1302:51:03:27Steve [GM]and I heard some of what was being said outside
02:51:05:2802:51:08:18Steve [GM]that corroborates some of the things I’ve heard
02:51:10:1502:51:11:15Steve [GM]and then some.
02:51:15:0302:51:25:26Brin [Basil]with the manual wheel turning pamphlet maker
02:51:15:2902:51:18:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]should we just like leave
02:51:19:1302:51:20:15Jesse [Foulclaw]800 copies
02:51:20:0502:51:23:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:51:25:2202:51:28:05Dave [Xeros]Just put them in my pockets! Put them in their pockets!
02:51:29:1302:51:30:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Just like
02:51:31:1002:51:31:25Steve [GM]shh
02:51:33:0702:51:35:09Chris [TBD]about the powder cakes what in the world do you think it
02:51:34:1702:51:35:26Steve [GM]that was a metaphor
02:51:35:2602:51:36:11Dave [Xeros]It’s a metaphor.
02:51:36:2902:51:40:29Chris [TBD]oh I took a literal
02:51:38:0802:51:38:25Steve [GM]is about to
02:51:41:0802:51:46:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]are you
02:51:46:0802:52:04:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]being held here. Do
02:51:47:2602:51:48:10Steve [GM]if
02:51:50:0802:51:56:11Steve [GM]any of the crew I’m dead. You’ve got to get me out of here
02:51:59:1002:52:00:16Chris [TBD]out of the cleaning cart
02:52:01:1102:52:02:17Brin [Basil]in Nortle’s shell
02:52:05:1102:52:12:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]shrieking potion? Well, that’s not
02:52:09:0802:52:20:10Chris [TBD]it’s just but we have I can do minor illusion I can cast minor illusion
02:52:14:0902:52:18:04Brin [Basil]Uh-huh. I used it. I had some in a vial, but I don’t anymore.
02:52:15:2302:52:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
02:52:21:2702:52:22:23Chris [TBD]here
02:52:23:2602:52:24:19Chris [TBD]since
02:52:29:0502:52:40:20Steve [GM]Here’s…you found Manny You now know that this place is about to have a major vote in favor of either the host or the crew’s ideas and we now know that the crew has bad ideas
02:52:30:0502:52:32:03Chris [TBD]you now know
02:52:41:1102:52:52:08Steve [GM]Um Do you still have your veil stones? samples that you’ve collected from some of the other areas right so it seems like
02:52:51:0302:52:51:25Chris [TBD]yes
02:52:52:0802:52:53:21Steve [GM]we got everything
02:52:54:2402:53:03:07Steve [GM]completed yep so here yeah so here’s the thing is
02:52:57:0302:52:58:20Chris [TBD]You know how it works-ish.
02:53:00:0502:53:01:01Dave [Xeros]Like, just run out?
02:53:03:0702:53:12:21Steve [GM]we have the option to try to escape um manny clearly is very sick and might not make it
02:53:15:2402:53:24:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]we can like just carry in a pack we’re back right kind of yeah he’s kind
02:53:21:1702:53:22:05Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
02:53:21:2102:53:24:23Brin [Basil]Yeah, I mean you said it was like a kangaroo pouch, right?
02:53:21:2302:53:22:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:53:23:2902:53:24:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:53:24:2102:53:29:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]of small right you’re biggish
02:53:26:1702:53:27:08Chris [TBD]Smallish.
02:53:29:1202:53:33:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, we could We could
02:53:29:2002:53:39:17Chris [TBD]Yeah, let’s put them around my chest I’m going to look like the guy on The Hangover Zach Galifianakis carrying a baby
02:53:38:2102:53:46:14Jesse [Foulclaw]A gnome We could try and escape But Fanny’s probably going to Continue to mutate and die And
02:53:49:0402:53:52:26Jesse [Foulclaw]These guys are Probably going to cast a vote And attack Correus
02:53:52:0502:53:57:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]no no no all we’re gonna do is ask this guy to get us out of here
02:53:59:0102:54:00:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]isn’t he with us
02:54:00:2502:54:07:02Steve [GM]well after reading all this uh and i mean do you change into your normal stuff
02:54:09:1502:54:10:02Chris [TBD]Jordan
02:54:09:2002:54:18:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]can we just ask Mars and be like hey dude dude is there any way we can like could we i haven’t asked him yet but we could literally
02:54:11:2402:54:12:17Chris [TBD]his mom
02:54:18:1702:54:30:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]just be like hey let us go back down so we can speak with our girl who can help you collaborate the story and make sure this doesn’t happen if I ask that.
02:54:29:1402:54:36:12Steve [GM]the right so uh jesse’s point is really valid like manny’s
02:54:30:1502:54:41:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I haven’t asked it yet. So, Annie there is a few given
02:54:32:2102:54:35:22Chris [TBD]that’s the point of any
02:54:36:1202:54:42:25Steve [GM]sick and there is this big boat tomorrow now you’ve given some really incriminating evidence
02:54:40:2502:54:41:21Chris [TBD]probably
02:54:41:1202:54:49:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]three probably prevent if you don’t go
02:54:42:2502:54:51:26Steve [GM]probably help prevent the crew from taking over but you don’t know for certain so if you leave
02:54:50:1402:54:55:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]if you now he’s probably
02:54:51:2602:54:55:08Steve [GM]now, you could probably
02:54:52:2802:54:54:29Dave [Xeros]We can probably save Manny, right?
02:54:56:0102:55:06:07Dave [Xeros]I imagine Lashara has a pit that she can just suck it straight out of him.
02:54:57:1402:55:00:26Brin [Basil]is no saving Manny though he’s mutated
02:55:00:2202:55:03:10Steve [GM]if you stick around… Well, Lashara might have
02:55:02:1702:55:05:15Brin [Basil]oh okay
02:55:06:1702:55:08:02Steve [GM]Just throw him into the void
02:55:07:2902:55:08:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:55:09:0702:55:11:02Steve [GM]Let him unravel like the frog
02:55:11:2502:55:12:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]if
02:55:13:0102:55:24:07Steve [GM]But if you stay then you will be there to help persuade or maybe in some way make sure that the crew doesn’t win
02:55:15:0802:55:17:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]then feel
02:55:23:1702:55:28:12Brin [Basil]which I feel like we need to do the homeland
02:55:33:1102:55:35:16Chris [TBD]no, no, no. Why don’t we ask
02:55:36:1702:55:39:16Chris [TBD]Jaykins with a special mission to get Manny back home
02:55:43:1902:55:48:24Chris [TBD]to make pamphlets and stick around and make sure that this thing goes right.
02:55:45:2902:55:49:09Dave [Xeros]We’ll just go door-to-door two by two knocking around
02:55:51:1602:55:57:21Brin [Basil]our visitor passes that say from the world
02:55:54:1802:56:08:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]true because Jenkins will not be at the next session if I
02:56:00:0102:56:07:06Chris [TBD]So, special task for Jenkins is get Manny home to LaShara. It can be a series of roles or whatever successful.
02:56:09:0102:56:14:04Chris [TBD]And then next time we see the finale of Fate of Sina Day
02:56:22:0402:56:22:28Chris [TBD]to 1,000 now
02:56:22:2902:56:25:11Brin [Basil]it’s run out of parchment
02:56:25:1602:56:28:20Jesse [Foulclaw]This arm’s like just pumped.
02:56:28:0302:56:29:11Dave [Xeros]It just creates parchment.
02:56:29:2202:56:29:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
02:56:31:0402:56:35:10Chris [TBD]Well why don’t you give us a finale with Mars Vonix
02:56:34:0102:56:44:24Steve [GM]Yep, so you decide that you’re going to have to split the party and you figure that the larger the group the less stealthy
02:56:44:2402:56:55:28Steve [GM]you can be so you’re going to deploy your stealthiest cleverest member to try to get Manny back home and since you actually have already left Sinoday
02:56:47:2402:56:50:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thank you.
02:56:55:2802:57:03:13Steve [GM]returned home and come back in an extraordinary short amount of time you are easily the most qualified to do that
02:56:59:1802:57:00:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s what I did.
02:57:03:2202:57:03:28Dave [Xeros]Great.
02:57:05:2602:57:15:25Steve [GM]Mars because he appreciates so much what you’ve all done uh definitely is willing to help you so he well
02:57:07:2202:57:17:06Chris [TBD]we’re willing to help him. He’s the one in a pinch
02:57:15:2502:57:20:20Steve [GM]well he’s going to take
02:57:20:2002:57:29:17Steve [GM]you and manny and go to the uh like the politician entrance that allows you into some tunnels
02:57:29:1702:57:36:04Steve [GM]that will lead you down uh an out of out of the high spire area once you hit the
02:57:33:2802:57:36:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]cool
02:57:36:0402:57:42:25Steve [GM]uh street level though like that’s as far as his help can go so you get out of the library
02:57:42:2502:57:51:16Steve [GM]no problem now you’re in the streets uh so even say
02:57:51:0202:58:05:14Jesse [Foulclaw]and then
02:57:53:0902:57:54:20Brin [Basil]please be even
02:57:57:2002:58:00:08Chris [TBD]But they’ve all gone home.
02:58:03:1702:58:13:28Steve [GM]i’m gonna have you do uh well you can pick which skill you want to use so whatever is best for you and then
02:58:13:2802:58:18:19Steve [GM]you need to also do a survival check to see if you can navigate through the city
02:58:21:2102:58:23:29Chris [TBD]help Manny? At any point?
02:58:27:2102:58:31:03Steve [GM]he’s not losing HP the way that we would in a fight
02:58:33:1802:58:35:06Steve [GM]yeah, he’s got
02:58:37:1502:58:39:11Chris [TBD]Healing Word is not going to do anything for him.
02:58:39:0002:58:40:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]11 plus 8
02:58:41:0802:58:42:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That was for stealth
02:58:43:0302:58:52:01Steve [GM]okay, so you’re making it through the City fine you’re avoiding uh any people who might be looking at you suspiciously any you know small guards that
02:58:52:0102:58:56:18Steve [GM]could be wandering through the city but are you going the right direction that’s your survival
02:58:56:1802:59:04:14Steve [GM]check oh no you’re not so you are
02:58:58:0902:58:59:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Nope i’m not
02:59:01:2802:59:03:03Dave [Xeros]Can I give her the help app?
02:59:05:1202:59:13:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I have oh did I use my Oh but I
02:59:06:1102:59:06:29Dave [Xeros]I could be
02:59:14:0102:59:15:06Brin [Basil]man he is just
02:59:19:0102:59:29:05Steve [GM]how about this uh And Manny, he’s got three mistakes in him and you just made one mistake.
02:59:31:2602:59:36:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I mean he’s gonna die 16
02:59:35:2402:59:42:20Steve [GM]So go ahead and roll again another survival check to see if you can figure out where to go.
02:59:45:2402:59:53:21Steve [GM]You make it to… You recognize your mistake because Manny is like why did you go north? We need to go south.
02:59:53:1803:00:12:20Dave [Xeros]oh
02:59:54:1203:00:05:19Steve [GM]And so he kind of helps guide you there through all of his coughs, and you approach the port where you first floated up.
03:00:07:1403:00:12:03Steve [GM]And you happen to hear over in the corner
03:00:10:1403:00:12:05Jesse [Foulclaw]This is where?
03:00:12:2603:00:14:01Brin [Basil]Not this guy!
03:00:16:2303:00:25:12Steve [GM]really want to get some new security here at the port. I think there are too many creatures that are coming up and going down, and it’s ridiculous.
03:00:19:2503:00:20:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:00:24:1903:00:26:29Brin [Basil]You need to knock this guy out.
03:00:29:1403:00:30:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]He doesn’t like me.
03:00:29:2203:00:29:26Dave [Xeros]him
03:00:31:1303:00:33:25Steve [GM]He’s, yeah, yeah.
03:00:31:2003:00:33:01Dave [Xeros]he’s part of the crew
03:00:35:0303:00:37:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]to not go towards him.
03:00:37:1103:00:49:03Steve [GM]you see Tobias talking to a couple of other like his underlings and he sends them off and then he starts stomping toward the little office where he keeps his paperwork going
03:00:49:0303:00:57:21Steve [GM]and he sits down. I can’t believe I’m still here when it’s so late and I missed the biggest party that’s ever happened in this whole city. I’m so mad right now.
03:00:54:1203:00:56:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:00:54:2903:01:10:01Brin [Basil]Come on,
03:00:54:2903:00:59:22Dave [Xeros]He did catch our performance, too.
03:00:55:1103:00:56:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
03:01:02:2503:01:08:10Steve [GM]And he glances up because he thought you saw something out of the corner of his eye, do another stealth check.
03:01:15:2103:01:19:16Steve [GM]Oh, I need to go home and get some sleep with some serious shot-eye.
03:01:17:1803:01:27:05Chris [TBD]I love this
03:01:28:2803:01:30:22Jesse [Foulclaw]The twilight’s Okay
03:01:29:2803:01:34:14Chris [TBD]Tobiah So, uh, he, uh…
03:01:32:1103:01:43:05Steve [GM]So he does a big yawn in a stretch as you and Manny sneak along You’re now at the edge of The
03:01:46:1703:01:47:11Steve [GM]You’re at the port.
03:01:49:2203:01:50:27Steve [GM]How are you going to get down?
03:01:51:2803:01:56:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Um, on a ship?
03:01:56:2203:02:08:23Brin [Basil]right i
03:01:59:1403:02:05:06Steve [GM]From your… You visited Grandma and then you came back So how’d you get back up? Well, how’d she get down the first time?
03:02:06:0203:02:07:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I snuck
03:02:08:2403:02:11:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]stowaway on one of the ships that we’re going up.
03:02:13:1403:02:16:00Steve [GM]Okay Give me another stealth roll
03:02:22:2903:02:25:08Steve [GM]So you managed to get onto the ship
03:02:23:2803:02:25:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Gotta be sneak
03:02:25:0403:02:31:07Chris [TBD]Gotta be quick. He knows this.
03:02:27:2603:02:31:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this is what you had to get got sneak in here
03:02:30:2703:02:40:09Steve [GM]it starts to depart so we’re going one more roll to see if you get spotted as a stowaway
03:02:31:1103:02:43:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]3 plus
03:02:43:1103:02:44:15Steve [GM]11
03:02:45:1103:02:52:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Manny! Wait, wait.
03:02:46:0403:02:47:21Steve [GM]to cough horribly
03:02:48:2603:02:51:08Steve [GM]and his life begins
03:02:53:2103:02:53:29Steve [GM]no
03:02:53:2803:02:55:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Come on, Manny. Manny? Stay with me.
03:02:57:1403:02:59:26Steve [GM]medicine to can
03:03:05:1603:03:06:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Nine.
03:03:06:1903:03:12:19Chris [TBD]Ten. Oh, no, no That’s an eight My bad
03:03:15:2903:03:16:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s not him.
03:03:27:2503:03:29:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:03:27:2903:03:29:26Brin [Basil]I mean like
03:03:28:2603:03:31:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No. I’m bringing him home.
03:03:31:1103:03:42:25Brin [Basil]I’m lying guys I mean he’s getting you oh my bad
03:03:33:1603:03:34:08Jesse [Foulclaw]My gosh.
03:03:34:2103:03:36:25Dave [Xeros]The hooker rogue with a heart of gold
03:03:37:0603:03:41:03Chris [TBD]It’s definitely been Past an hour I don’t need to lie anymore
03:03:42:2503:03:46:15Brin [Basil]I mean, he’s getting you caught but he’s not gonna make it
03:03:48:2103:03:59:26Steve [GM]gonna do one last roll and this is to see if his coughing has drawn the attention of the people of the airship. So basically, if I roll
03:03:59:2603:04:07:10Steve [GM]14 or under you get home safely If it’s 15 or higher they…
03:04:08:1003:04:12:07Chris [TBD]wait jesse let him use one of your dice they have not been rolling well this whole time
03:04:12:0703:04:16:03Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah for some reason this only has single digits on this d20
03:04:14:1703:04:19:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No, I know because right-right when he rolls it is going to get a nat 20.
03:04:15:2903:04:17:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
03:04:18:2003:04:21:08Chris [TBD]i know that’s what’s gonna make it so good
03:04:18:2103:04:22:17Brin [Basil]yeah oh my gosh
03:04:30:2303:04:32:11Brin [Basil]digits
03:04:31:2803:04:32:18Steve [GM]life
03:04:32:1303:04:37:28Dave [Xeros]See, it’s good for something.
03:04:32:2203:04:33:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thank you!
03:04:33:2903:04:37:19Steve [GM]Your hexed die comes in clutch
03:04:36:2003:04:47:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Hold it in
03:04:37:1503:04:39:29Jesse [Foulclaw]oh you got double
03:04:39:2903:04:49:19Jesse [Foulclaw]thank you
03:04:40:2603:04:50:11Steve [GM]uh so it was a close call but you successfully managed to to keep manny alive and when you get
03:04:50:1103:04:58:14Steve [GM]down um you have your ways of getting from one place to other very rapidly teleportation something
03:05:07:1503:05:09:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay Lashara do your thing
03:05:08:1703:05:15:18Steve [GM]And so Lashara thanks you and gets him into the lab and immediately starts trying to help him out.
03:05:17:1203:05:18:09Dave [Xeros]That’s what she promised.
03:05:21:0203:05:31:03Steve [GM]So congratulations, you’ve saved Manny, barely. That was close, but we got it. And now we will figure out what happens in Sinoday in our next episode.
03:05:33:1903:05:37:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Wait, is this question gonna take 10 minutes or is it going to take 1 minute?
03:05:35:2803:05:45:27Dave [Xeros]No, no, not at all. I’m just going to turn to him and say Hey, sorry, I just went into a couple of rooms that I shouldn’t have Is there any way you can magically give me a couple more dots on this talo lenient?
03:05:46:2703:05:52:24Dave [Xeros]Well, that just sucks
03:05:49:0103:05:52:25Steve [GM]I don’t have that authorization yet.
03:05:57:0203:06:02:17Steve [GM]more than your job is going to be lost tomorrow. So I think it would be great if we
03:06:03:1903:06:06:25Steve [GM]maybe came up with a plan next time.
03:06:09:0803:06:09:25Dave [Xeros]Falcone?
03:06:16:0203:06:20:05Brin [Basil]a freshly printed hot off the press
03:06:17:1003:06:26:12Jesse [Foulclaw]I would just like to mention that those of us from Correas,
03:06:21:1603:06:25:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]We could really just save this for next time.
03:06:29:0603:06:40:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I feel like we have some common interests with the host as far as creating a higher holier place for all creatures.
03:06:42:0203:06:52:29Jesse [Foulclaw]And I think there’s a lot of opportunity between the two of us here to make something really good happen and then I’m going to give him
03:06:52:2903:07:04:01Jesse [Foulclaw]my last original pamphlet that i have this is this isn’t a new one that i made this is the last one i haven’t handed out it’s a little different but uh let’s see he’s gonna talk about the future um
03:06:55:2203:06:57:16Brin [Basil]The last original
03:07:04:1903:07:06:21Steve [GM]give me a religion roll
03:07:09:2303:07:20:04Dave [Xeros]and I’m going to use my last part of Conspiration so you can
03:07:31:2803:07:35:13Chris [TBD]be honest this is the most i’ve ever seen the religion check get used
03:07:36:0403:07:44:00Jesse [Foulclaw]i have a feature i have a feature called tribes of chaos which gives me advantage on ability checks
03:07:41:2203:07:42:11Brin [Basil]gosh!
03:07:44:2903:07:56:06Jesse [Foulclaw]uh so i also have that advantage i have one charge i can use for this so okay um what am i rolling with yours what are you adding to this
03:08:00:1503:08:02:04Steve [GM]spell right
03:08:03:2803:08:14:09Dave [Xeros]yeah, so he gets to roll with advantage plus 1d6 so roll with advantage for a religion check. So that’s 2d20 plus a d6
03:08:16:0603:08:17:26Steve [GM]but you only have plus 2 as a result
03:08:20:2003:08:22:14Dave [Xeros]i have a plus two in religion too
03:08:23:0703:08:25:16Steve [GM]so do I Nordal has a plus 3
03:08:25:2203:08:27:00Jesse [Foulclaw]2d20 and 1d6
03:08:27:1603:08:27:29Dave [Xeros]yep
03:08:34:0303:08:45:14Jesse [Foulclaw]um i only rolled a 5 and a 7 on my d20s so that was everything added together yeah 16 but
03:08:44:2603:08:49:02Steve [GM]in the case of converting someone, it’s a higher number than normal
03:08:46:1403:08:51:17Jesse [Foulclaw]the conversion vibe didn’t work this year
03:08:49:1803:08:50:25Brin [Basil]What is it? 17?
03:08:51:1703:09:00:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, not
03:08:53:2203:08:55:15Steve [GM]to do a conversion
03:08:55:0603:08:56:03Chris [TBD]oh wow
03:08:57:1103:08:58:09Steve [GM]well I mean
03:09:00:1203:09:01:09Steve [GM]I will
03:09:01:0303:09:03:18Brin [Basil]Did he plant a mustard seed?
03:09:03:1603:09:04:15Steve [GM]go ahead
03:09:03:2203:09:04:22Chris [TBD]he’s just like
03:09:07:1303:09:12:04Steve [GM]bump it up by one this area. So, it’s now negative
03:09:15:0503:09:16:27Chris [TBD]TBD walks in hey what’s going on guys
03:09:16:1903:09:17:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
03:09:16:2903:09:17:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
03:09:19:0203:09:30:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]for after being
03:09:19:2903:09:26:21Steve [GM]Alright! Well, thank you very much for a very entertaining session Haley. Thanks for coming for one last go
03:09:29:2503:09:31:01Steve [GM]You’re always
03:09:30:2603:09:40:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]gone for so long feel free to not make my character go into brothels but okay with everything else
03:09:32:2203:09:33:26Steve [GM]welcome back
03:09:40:1703:09:44:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you can also kill her and get back
03:09:42:2003:09:54:05Chris [TBD]you’re the new Kenny no no anytime you need to come back and guest appearance with us you’re perfectly set up for it
03:09:42:2603:09:45:18Steve [GM]You’re the new You’re the new Kenny.
03:09:43:0403:09:47:11Dave [Xeros]yeah be like kenny there’s gonna be
03:09:55:2603:10:06:19Steve [GM]So we… Supposed to be three sessions will now spread into yet another finale and we will see if Cineaday descends into chaos
03:09:59:0503:09:59:22Chris [TBD]finale
03:10:05:2003:10:11:03Chris [TBD]I love it
03:10:06:1903:10:10:14Steve [GM]or massive bloodshed or if you can save the city.
03:10:11:2903:10:13:13Steve [GM]You will be a part of it.
03:10:15:0803:10:21:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Saving the city could be through Massive Electric. That could be the path to saving.
03:10:19:1903:10:20:26Dave [Xeros]yeah, I mean
03:10:21:0803:10:26:14Steve [GM]That’s Basil’s idea. It’s like I’ve got one solution to all problems.
03:10:21:2303:10:22:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
03:10:24:2603:10:27:27Brin [Basil]I’m gonna break some jaws.
03:10:24:2803:10:30:01Dave [Xeros]I’m gonna just gonna bloody this place up
03:10:27:2603:10:28:16Steve [GM]All right.

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