Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2309 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:05	00:00:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Now that we’re not incriminating ourselves, right? Okay. Like clean it up a little bit. Yeah.
00:00:07:24	00:00:15:22	Chris [TBD]	I will admit, I cut a lot from episode 3. Most of it was like meta stuff but a
00:00:12:23	00:00:14:14	Brin [Basil]	No, that’s great. I think that’s great.
00:00:15:22	00:00:26:04	Chris [TBD]	lot of it too is just us like okay get to the point people not on you definitely
00:00:19:25	00:00:20:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:00:20:01	00:00:31:24	Dave [Xeros]	you talking about the one where, where we’re like jumping across with like the ravine and everything or okay.
00:00:26:04	00:00:33:23	Chris [TBD]	on the four of us oh that’s still in there 100 % all the all the main
00:00:33:23	00:00:45:17	Chris [TBD]	stuff that happens is in there it’s just us continually joking about doing the thing that we never yes and I keep the really good stuff, the stuff that makes you smile
00:00:39:08	00:00:39:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
00:00:45:17	00:00:48:25	Chris [TBD]	I keep or laugh out loud for sure
00:00:46:26	00:00:47:22	Brin [Basil]	That’s what we need
00:00:51:18	00:00:52:02	Chris [TBD]	LOL
00:00:55:25	00:01:06:25	Steve [GM]	been kicking myself listening to our older stuff like I’m not using sound effects enough start
00:01:01:07	00:01:06:12	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the crazy thing. I have six sound pads over here now, so I’m going to…
00:01:02:17	00:01:08:17	Brin [Basil]	you have some too bro where am i
00:01:06:25	00:01:08:01	Steve [GM]	lobbing
00:01:09:05	00:01:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	Well, that’s the thing is
00:01:10:08	00:01:14:14	Brin [Basil]	I need like douchebag all of the bad words
00:01:15:12	00:01:19:10	Chris [TBD]	no what you need is a little beep sensor button that’s what you
00:01:15:22	00:01:16:09	Dave [Xeros]	like
00:01:18:08	00:01:29:14	Brin [Basil]	yes that’s really what I know okay that I actually have been wanting to ask this okay like what rating are we keeping this do I need to keep my mouth shut can I say whatever I want
00:01:27:26	00:01:31:18	Chris [TBD]	listen I will tell you right now what I would prefer
00:01:29:14	00:01:32:22	Brin [Basil]	what about like the F word
00:01:33:20	00:01:42:16	Chris [TBD]	I would refer no F words yes word to a minimum and I’m telling you this because my kid my 11 year old is listening to these
00:01:38:29	00:01:47:09	Brin [Basil]	does he listen I will stop cussing I will start
00:01:44:26	00:01:46:07	Steve [GM]	Lower your voice.
00:01:46:17	00:01:50:27	Chris [TBD]	what you’re comfortable with it’s fine but don’t do any efforts for sure
00:01:51:15	00:01:53:24	Brin [Basil]	that’s going to be a tough one for me but I haven’t got it
00:01:54:28	00:01:57:14	Chris [TBD]	if it’s comedic timing I will allow it
00:01:57:25	00:02:05:12	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just dub it out is that all right was that pretty good there you go
00:01:58:25	00:02:01:16	Chris [TBD]	the only time it’s appropriate to swear is
00:02:04:10	00:02:07:15	Chris [TBD]	I’ll just cut it out honestly if it really comes down to it
00:02:07:22	00:02:09:28	Brin [Basil]	No, I can control myself most of the time.
00:02:09:24	00:02:11:02	Chris [TBD]	you’re a big girl
00:02:11:11	00:02:15:07	Brin [Basil]	That’s right. Yeah. Except for when I’m driving. It’s the only time.
00:02:16:13	00:02:25:25	Steve [GM]	The power of sitting in the DM chair. Alright, when last we were together we had a really melodorous experience
00:02:27:02	00:02:36:11	Steve [GM]	accidentally shrinking down falling into the sewer and getting one bunny’s beautiful white fur incredibly soiled
00:02:36:11	00:02:41:11	Dave [Xeros]	with soil material. It’s so bad that I yeah, I could spell you when you came out of sewer.
00:02:37:10	00:02:38:14	Brin [Basil]	This is a rough time.
00:02:38:02	00:02:46:29	Steve [GM]	yeah um even though you weren’t even you were busy blindly stumbling against the wall
00:02:41:18	00:02:43:00	Brin [Basil]	Oh yeah, trust me.
00:02:45:25	00:02:49:11	Dave [Xeros]	that’s the thing is is when you’re blind your other senses are heightened
00:02:46:29	00:02:56:25	Steve [GM]	you’re not daredevil okay changing your name to matt murdoch eros matt murdock
00:02:51:10	00:02:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:02:53:17	00:02:56:27	Brin [Basil]	I couldn’t even lick myself clean.
00:02:57:14	00:02:57:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Eww!
00:02:58:20	00:03:02:03	Chris [TBD]	You tried, that’s right. Oh gosh.
00:03:00:09	00:03:03:10	Brin [Basil]	I sure did. I sure did.
00:03:01:20	00:03:08:29	Steve [GM]	well um and uh we had a
00:03:05:20	00:03:06:05	Chris [TBD]	Woof.
00:03:08:29	00:03:18:04	Steve [GM]	new item that was found in the muck yeah so
00:03:13:29	00:03:15:11	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like the ten commandments
00:03:15:18	00:03:16:18	Chris [TBD]	The tablet of tablature.
00:03:17:27	00:03:19:28	Brin [Basil]	The tablet, the tablet…
00:03:19:09	00:03:21:01	Chris [TBD]	Very cool. Do you want me to explain it?
00:03:20:15	00:03:27:21	Steve [GM]	i think we i think they explained it last time but do a quick recap and it’ll help remind you to use it
00:03:22:10	00:03:23:06	Brin [Basil]	Wait wait
00:03:23:24	00:03:24:28	Chris [TBD]	I’ll do it just in case.
00:03:27:22	00:03:31:27	Chris [TBD]	So as TBD reached down into the muck his hand brushed against something hard
00:03:32:09	00:03:32:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:03:35:23	00:03:36:28	Chris [TBD]	I said that for you.
00:03:36:02	00:03:38:06	Brin [Basil]	so sorry! I wasn’t expecting that
00:03:38:29	00:03:39:11	Steve [GM]	drinking.
00:03:39:10	00:03:45:17	Brin [Basil]	You guys have all now experienced my scream laugh and I apologize My husband doesn’t take me places because of that
00:03:46:15	00:03:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	I’m hanging on every word
00:03:46:15	00:03:47:02	Chris [TBD]	Hard
00:03:49:16	00:03:55:29	Chris [TBD]	and he grabs, reaches he puts his hands around it
00:03:55:29	00:03:56:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:03:58:05	00:04:00:05	Steve [GM]	It’s your kid who’s listening to this.
00:03:59:24	00:04:01:14	Chris [TBD]	this is definitely going to be cut
00:04:01:22	00:04:04:20	Brin [Basil]	Eleven Eleven years old
00:04:02:12	00:04:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	no
00:04:05:12	00:04:18:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry
00:04:08:10	00:04:13:02	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, he pulls out of the muck He finds a tablet of tablature
00:04:17:11	00:04:18:25	Chris [TBD]	It just keeps getting worse
00:04:18:03	00:04:21:01	Steve [GM]	Should we do the Haley? Wait, what was that about?
00:04:21:13	00:04:23:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:04:23:01	00:04:34:25	Dave [Xeros]	that’s why we need hayley here just for that oh man just to have the innocence that is Hayley adds so much fun
00:04:26:13	00:04:37:07	Chris [TBD]	just to keep us a notch down so i
00:04:34:25	00:04:36:29	Dave [Xeros]	anyway continue you grabbed something
00:04:37:07	00:04:47:25	Chris [TBD]	grabbed the tablet tablature once a creature has attuned with the tap with the tablet they gain knowledge of the music that holds reality
00:04:47:25	00:04:59:12	Chris [TBD]	in check they gain access to three barred cantrips of the user’s choice as well as following level one bark spells charm person comprehend languages detect magic healing words
00:05:00:01	00:05:04:29	Chris [TBD]	The tablet of tablature has three charges that refresh at the dawn each day. Pretty cool.
00:05:04:21	00:05:09:17	Brin [Basil]	Yeah that’s super multi-class
00:05:06:07	00:05:08:02	Chris [TBD]	Kind of helps you multi-class in a sense.
00:05:10:29	00:05:19:13	Chris [TBD]	Speaking of which, oh, question. You probably just have to clean it honestly.
00:05:12:05	00:05:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	have to do at night to make it refresh at the dawn of each day
00:05:21:14	00:05:23:23	Brin [Basil]	Hey, that’s… You know what? Coming soon.
00:05:24:29	00:05:26:05	Brin [Basil]	New tavern.
00:05:27:27	00:05:29:29	Chris [TBD]	That’s Steve’s sensor button right there.
00:05:31:02	00:05:34:08	Steve [GM]	In this case, I think I made it significantly worse.
00:05:32:09	00:05:33:25	Chris [TBD]	A head getting cut off.
00:05:33:19	00:05:44:01	Brin [Basil]	There it is.
00:05:33:24	00:05:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m taking that as not a blood splatter. I was taking that as something else.
00:05:40:12	00:05:42:07	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yeah.
00:05:42:09	00:05:45:04	Steve [GM]	Yeah, so yeah, shut the… Oh, there we go.
00:05:44:28	00:05:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, yep. I can get to a beep. We can get you a beep
00:05:45:02	00:05:52:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay yeah i can get to a piece right
00:05:49:13	00:05:50:16	Dave [Xeros]	and then we’ll install the beep
00:05:50:18	00:05:51:10	Brin [Basil]	Please, please.
00:05:50:21	00:05:53:08	Steve [GM]	All right. So we have…
00:05:53:09	00:06:02:16	Chris [TBD]	you’re recording right i’m telling it this is the stuff that i cut where just us like
00:05:54:25	00:06:00:10	Steve [GM]	Yes, yeah, yep. The first six minutes of most useful
00:05:58:19	00:06:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yes, we got right into the gameplay
00:06:00:10	00:06:07:16	Steve [GM]	this is yeah okay so um after after
00:06:07:16	00:06:18:08	Steve [GM]	going to um after going through the the sewer uh you reclaimed the antidote
00:06:18:08	00:06:30:06	Steve [GM]	to the shrinking potion, but all of you have been affected by it so that now if you… whenever you roll a 1
00:06:32:00	00:06:43:28	Steve [GM]	your… the stress of the situation almost like an allergic reaction triggers your… that shrinking ability. Yeah. And so you might change sizes
00:06:39:19	00:06:40:28	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like an anxiety attack
00:06:43:28	00:06:48:19	Steve [GM]	for most of you would that’s fairly immaterial but for TBD
00:06:49:28	00:06:52:20	Chris [TBD]	a significant lifestyle change.
00:06:51:26	00:06:58:26	Steve [GM]	you for sure uh yeah yeah you all were supposed to
00:06:54:02	00:06:56:19	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think I go to like 96% of myself.
00:06:59:23	00:07:10:19	Chris [TBD]	In my defense, I thought 8% meant that I just shrunk down 8% of my total, not to 8% of my total.
00:07:10:04	00:07:17:01	Dave [Xeros]	I like the 2-8%. You could fit through keyholes now if you’re that small?
00:07:16:29	00:07:21:26	Steve [GM]	so so you yeah you’re a you’re about the size of an action figure
00:07:17:13	00:07:19:19	Chris [TBD]	7 inches. About 7 inches
00:07:21:21	00:07:24:22	Dave [Xeros]	It’s about the size of your tablet of tablatures.
00:07:22:27	00:07:26:03	Steve [GM]	of your action figure?
00:07:27:29	00:07:28:27	Brin [Basil]	I wasn’t going to bring it up.
00:07:30:19	00:07:31:23	Steve [GM]	You probably were.
00:07:32:26	00:07:35:03	Brin [Basil]	I was thinking but I wasn’ going to say it out loud.
00:07:34:29	00:07:35:22	Steve [GM]	Oh, okay.
00:07:35:09	00:07:37:03	Dave [Xeros]	Has anyone seen The Boys?
00:07:38:07	00:07:40:24	Brin [Basil]	No, I haven’t and keeps popping all over the place
00:07:39:14	00:07:47:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you should uh there’s the season two or season three opener just uh put TBD in that
00:07:40:26	00:07:43:17	Steve [GM]	of but not seen it.
00:07:47:29	00:07:53:08	Dave [Xeros]	just just watch that episode sure an action figure
00:07:50:08	00:07:50:25	Chris [TBD]	action figure?
00:07:53:25	00:07:54:24	Steve [GM]	Okay so
00:07:54:26	00:07:59:02	Chris [TBD]	I don’t want to know. I have no desire to watch it.
00:07:59:16	00:08:04:02	Steve [GM]	So when you had completed your
00:08:05:06	00:08:12:11	Steve [GM]	return to normal size, you managed to stumble your way toward the Blaggard’s Inn
00:08:12:11	00:08:14:11	Chris [TBD]	Wait, we met someone.
00:08:16:22	00:08:18:11	Chris [TBD]	We met…
00:08:18:08	00:08:19:15	Steve [GM]	Yep, yep.
00:08:20:19	00:08:28:11	Brin [Basil]	and she has she already applied the antidote to us or we haven’t got okay And I forgot how she did that again. Remind me.
00:08:25:15	00:08:26:15	Steve [GM]	You are back to normal.
00:08:29:09	00:08:31:13	Chris [TBD]	We had to get the antidote so she could duplicate
00:08:32:11	00:08:33:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh, okay.
00:08:32:24	00:08:34:03	Steve [GM]	Remember because you tried
00:08:34:16	00:08:37:22	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, how did she apply it to make us go back to our normal size?
00:08:38:17	00:08:41:16	Steve [GM]	She used a little spritzer bottle.
00:08:41:22	00:08:44:11	Brin [Basil]	Right, right. Okay. Like Parfum.
00:08:43:26	00:08:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	i was uh i was still bumping
00:08:48:10	00:08:49:22	Chris [TBD]	We did. We grabbed you.
00:08:48:11	00:08:49:09	Steve [GM]	Yes, yeah.
00:08:50:23	00:08:55:06	Chris [TBD]	Now wait, was her name of any significant importance?
00:08:56:00	00:08:58:14	Steve [GM]	Her name was… What was her name?
00:08:58:23	00:08:59:20	Chris [TBD]	Probably not then.
00:09:02:20	00:09:05:02	Steve [GM]	oh my goodness uh
00:09:08:19	00:09:13:23	Steve [GM]	oh blossom rough wind um
00:09:12:22	00:09:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	sounds like uh castlevania
00:09:21:26	00:09:23:02	Steve [GM]	let’s see what
00:09:25:11	00:09:30:17	Chris [TBD]	It is Castlevania music heavily inspired by Bach
00:09:27:01	00:09:37:02	Steve [GM]	as a part I would assume you would know
00:09:27:03	00:09:31:04	Dave [Xeros]	all right i get uh do
00:09:28:06	00:09:28:27	Brin [Basil]	That’s awesome.
00:09:31:04	00:09:39:08	Dave [Xeros]	I get a heroic inspiration for that oh
00:09:37:02	00:09:39:06	Steve [GM]	that it doesn’t matter of course
00:09:38:29	00:09:39:13	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:09:40:08	00:09:42:19	Steve [GM]	alright so yeah that was and
00:09:46:22	00:09:57:18	Steve [GM]	you recover from your drink -induced blindness uh feeling much better i mean
00:09:53:04	00:09:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	well just not blind right
00:09:57:18	00:10:06:20	Steve [GM]	better because you’re not blind um you also have been asleep so technically your like disguise has faded so when you wake up
00:10:10:28	00:10:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	Can you explain how I wake up? Because usually when I go to bed at an inn I wake in a lot of different circumstances so if this is just me alone
00:10:22:19	00:10:25:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m perfectly fine with that I’m just trying to get the setting
00:10:25:00	00:10:32:26	Steve [GM]	so like most ends of a medieval flavor You don’t get private rooms.
00:10:33:13	00:10:41:04	Steve [GM]	You have areas where there are rooms, but there are multiple beds inside of them. Yeah, it’s just a place where people go to sleep.
00:10:42:12	00:10:44:08	Steve [GM]	And so you don’t have a whole lot of privacy.
00:10:45:11	00:10:53:10	Steve [GM]	However, when you wake up, it pretty much just everybody. Nortle has been sleeping in his shell as he always does. So like he’s just tucked into the corner.
00:10:55:28	00:11:06:14	Steve [GM]	TBD and Basil are in the same bed. but basil’s like at the foot just curled up you know really nice and appropriate TBD just snoring
00:11:03:16	00:11:04:06	Brin [Basil]	Mm-hmm.
00:11:06:14	00:11:14:04	Steve [GM]	like crazy right yeah and then uh zeros
00:11:06:24	00:11:10:21	Chris [TBD]	His feet are sticking out the bottom. There’s never a bed big enough for him
00:11:10:01	00:11:10:19	Brin [Basil]	Big enough.
00:11:14:04	00:11:19:17	Steve [GM]	that’s what i said it’s uh in a little cuddle puddle
00:11:14:21	00:11:23:06	Dave [Xeros]	Arrows It’s arrows yep sweet we read from the good
00:11:26:28	00:11:28:23	Brin [Basil]	It’s a good book.
00:11:27:04	00:11:38:22	Chris [TBD]	to you because he couldn’t read it. He read to You could not escape him
00:11:32:08	00:11:33:06	Steve [GM]	no choice he actually
00:11:33:05	00:11:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah i know i took the criticisms i’m just fine like i couldn’t yeah i couldn’T
00:11:33:08	00:11:33:27	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:11:33:08	00:11:34:07	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:11:35:06	00:11:36:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:11:39:13	00:11:40:19	Chris [TBD]	even if you tried
00:11:41:03	00:11:52:11	Steve [GM]	but foul claw is uh still still sleeping at this point as extricate yourself from him there are a couple of other patrons throughout the room but they don’t seem interested
00:11:52:11	00:12:03:21	Steve [GM]	at all in a bunch of colorful characters who are making a slight racket as you get up and go down to down from the first story onto
00:12:03:21	00:12:09:13	Steve [GM]	the ground floor. The blaggards in, so Black Guard Blaggard
00:12:04:29	00:12:07:23	Chris [TBD]	It’s called Blaggard’s Inn Got it
00:12:08:26	00:12:09:11	Chris [TBD]	Blagger
00:12:11:04	00:12:22:21	Steve [GM]	and I mean it kind of lives up to its name this is not a nice place where you are it’s not horrible dive but you don’t ask questions about the stains on
00:12:22:21	00:12:26:02	Steve [GM]	the sheets and you don’ t ask what kind of meat is in the stew
00:12:27:24	00:12:29:28	Steve [GM]	provided you keep those questions to yourself
00:12:33:27	00:12:44:22	Steve [GM]	point you guys have explored a good chunk of scene today um we have uh if you’re looking on the map right here the letter f that is your
00:12:44:22	00:12:46:26	Steve [GM]	um that’s where you are now
00:12:48:11	00:12:49:24	Dave [Xeros]	Mr. F
00:12:52:10	00:13:00:12	Steve [GM]	yep um we you have as just a slight recap this is the knight brawler where
00:13:00:12	00:13:08:12	Steve [GM]	uh you put on such an incredible performance uh for rinkor who was very impressed with your anime
00:13:03:14	00:13:04:11	Brin [Basil]	Heck yeah.
00:13:08:12	00:13:18:16	Steve [GM]	violence um which as i recall right court right rine core rincore right right whatever
00:13:16:12	00:13:17:23	Brin [Basil]	Right, yeah right.
00:13:18:16	00:13:26:00	Steve [GM]	I should pronounce my names before I make them up um I now recall though that you were
00:13:21:17	00:13:25:01	Brin [Basil]	So false.
00:13:26:00	00:13:33:08	Steve [GM]	covered in gore at the end of that fight so it seems as though your poor little bunny fur just
00:13:34:28	00:13:38:27	Brin [Basil]	But I don’t mind blood, though. Because it makes it look pink.
00:13:40:08	00:13:41:21	Dave [Xeros]	lick that off, too?
00:13:41:18	00:13:42:16	Brin [Basil]	Sure do.
00:13:44:17	00:13:46:11	Brin [Basil]	That actually tastes good.
00:13:46:24	00:13:51:28	Chris [TBD]	this her story is the origin story of the bunny in monty python
00:13:52:14	00:13:54:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:13:53:20	00:13:58:11	Chris [TBD]	we now know how the bloodlust began
00:13:58:19	00:13:59:21	Brin [Basil]	Oh no!
00:13:58:22	00:14:09:23	Steve [GM]	yeah grant a grant of antioch um down here uh was gimp the pimps emporium where you got some
00:13:59:08	00:14:00:27	Dave [Xeros]	The holy hand grenade!
00:14:01:23	00:14:02:13	Brin [Basil]	No!
00:14:09:23	00:14:17:27	Steve [GM]	sartorial adjustments which went very well um we also have uh the a and b area is where
00:14:10:22	00:14:11:26	Dave [Xeros]	mm-hmm
00:14:17:27	00:14:29:16	Steve [GM]	the docks and everything in the e was where you went down underneath and saw um the veil stone uh the veiled hair stones um and managed
00:14:18:17	00:14:18:25	Dave [Xeros]	and
00:14:29:16	00:14:35:21	Steve [GM]	to free the children that is one of the converts of foul cloth
00:14:38:04	00:14:39:08	Chris [TBD]	character voices too
00:14:39:14	00:14:40:18	Steve [GM]	thank you I can’t
00:14:41:18	00:14:44:24	Steve [GM]	of course I perfectly recall what that one sounded like
00:14:52:09	00:14:57:29	Steve [GM]	you’ll cut this part out i’m sure but i saw a little video of um when your dm
00:14:59:19	00:15:04:17	Steve [GM]	doesn’t do voices and it showed the scene from lord of the rings two towers where the orcs are talking
00:15:05:27	00:15:06:14	Steve [GM]	flesh
00:15:08:20	00:15:12:25	Steve [GM]	meets back on the menu boys and he just says like his normal voice
00:15:13:08	00:15:20:11	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh! That’s hilarious. No, it really does. It’s amazing.
00:15:13:15	00:15:14:18	Chris [TBD]	it’s really good
00:15:14:26	00:15:23:25	Steve [GM]	that’s why i try that’s what that’s where i have in my notes hank hill voice and stuff like that anyway all right
00:15:22:28	00:15:25:19	Chris [TBD]	also one of your better ones that was so good
00:15:26:06	00:15:35:21	Steve [GM]	what um you have visited the ascendance library which is letter i
00:15:27:12	00:15:29:04	Dave [Xeros]	what Bobby
00:15:35:21	00:15:47:10	Steve [GM]	on our map and uh you visit it You didn’t get in the door, but you visited The place. Uh, you met a couple of Russian-speaking Samir who are Uh, one of whom
00:15:37:16	00:15:38:04	Chris [TBD]	unsuccessfully
00:15:47:10	00:15:51:00	Steve [GM]	Is airborne Potentially in orbit I guess
00:15:50:23	00:15:52:08	Chris [TBD]	he’ll come down eventually
00:15:52:12	00:15:55:06	Dave [Xeros]	will he I don’t know I don t think
00:15:53:22	00:16:01:23	Chris [TBD]	totally totally we’re gonna see him again i have a feeling and if not in this campaign you bet
00:15:57:24	00:15:58:28	Steve [GM]	Falls through The roof
00:16:01:23	00:16:10:18	Chris [TBD]	you he’s showing up in my oh yeah
00:16:04:21	00:16:05:04	Steve [GM]	Um
00:16:06:26	00:16:07:15	Dave [Xeros]	in the mosh pit
00:16:07:24	00:16:09:26	Steve [GM]	Do you want to just tell Jesse he should come?
00:16:12:13	00:16:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	no
00:16:12:28	00:16:14:05	Steve [GM]	That’s the sound Of him landing
00:16:17:04	00:16:27:00	Steve [GM]	um the uh you also have a general sense of some of the other places so all of the letters have technically been given to you
00:16:27:00	00:16:35:12	Steve [GM]	so at this point in the morning you’re free to visit wherever you would like in the city you have not yet visited
00:16:36:20	00:16:46:06	Steve [GM]	mademoiselle nero’s multitudinous milliner menagerie that’s letter l and there’s also mount banks mil that’s uh letter k
00:16:46:11	00:16:57:01	Brin [Basil]	I literally just wrote madam hornhouse for that exactly that’s what That’s what I meant to say.
00:16:52:16	00:16:54:00	Chris [TBD]	your phone auto -corrected to that
00:16:57:18	00:16:58:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:17:00:25	00:17:04:07	Dave [Xeros]	Everything turns into a whole house. Eventually.
00:17:02:17	00:17:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:17:05:23	00:17:17:06	Steve [GM]	anyway um the mount banks mill so kind of like the the i guess you could say the doctor’s office as it were is up here in the high spire area up at the very northern part of town
00:17:17:06	00:17:26:17	Steve [GM]	um you have the finery and winery right there and you have over here um turgar’s theater
00:17:27:01	00:17:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	Tourgars?
00:17:28:23	00:17:36:10	Steve [GM]	tourgars theater and the last place is uh stabber mcstabby stabbing emporium that is
00:17:38:06	00:17:42:07	Chris [TBD]	now am i assuming correctly that that’s going to be a store
00:17:43:22	00:17:46:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s like the Pimporium.
00:17:43:29	00:17:54:27	Steve [GM]	yeah that’s uh -huh so the pemporium is about having uh your clothing like changing any clothing and stabby mcstabby’s stabbing emporium is
00:17:50:07	00:17:50:22	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:17:59:16	00:18:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	um does anyone want to look at weapons or go to uh i don’t know what where where do we
00:18:08:09	00:18:15:04	Chris [TBD]	the theater the theater not straight there but i do feel like we should end up there
00:18:17:13	00:18:19:25	Chris [TBD]	Because the other, well actually what is the
00:18:23:02	00:18:25:10	Chris [TBD]	Stuclo? What’s the whorehouse what is that place?
00:18:26:18	00:18:27:09	Dave [Xeros]	the menagerie
00:18:27:04	00:18:37:09	Steve [GM]	merrill’s multitudinous milliner menagerie yeah i don’t have to look at my notes every single time i read it thanks for asking um
00:18:29:02	00:18:30:09	Chris [TBD]	Thank you. Yeah, that one
00:18:30:09	00:18:42:03	Chris [TBD]	I’d like
00:18:32:09	00:18:32:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:18:37:09	00:18:47:04	Steve [GM]	so a milliner is like a hat maker y ‘all
00:18:42:03	00:18:42:19	Chris [TBD]	to go there
00:18:45:14	00:18:46:05	Chris [TBD]	Why not?
00:18:47:04	00:18:50:16	Steve [GM]	want to go for a little walk all right
00:18:48:11	00:18:49:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah let’s check it out
00:18:53:14	00:19:01:23	Steve [GM]	why don’t you as y’all are walking along um you guys
00:19:01:23	00:19:08:02	Steve [GM]	go ahead
00:19:04:27	00:19:07:05	Dave [Xeros]	going to be our entire um like
00:19:08:06	00:19:11:11	Dave [Xeros]	is this is walking down the street gonna be like our entire session again tonight
00:19:11:25	00:19:13:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:19:12:19	00:19:24:13	Steve [GM]	knowing you guys very likely part of my plan not really no just you are an unusual collection of creatures
00:19:12:29	00:19:17:16	Brin [Basil]	Oh, right.
00:19:19:03	00:19:26:05	Chris [TBD]	We stick out like a sore thumb
00:19:24:26	00:19:27:18	Steve [GM]	turtle bunny
00:19:29:00	00:19:32:12	Steve [GM]	now ask me right like you put on your makeup
00:19:31:08	00:19:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah i i got up and i well i i cast just disguise self but this time i i toned it back now knowing like what most of the casemare look like here but
00:19:42:05	00:19:52:16	Dave [Xeros]	my halo does not go away i just i keep that it’s just a magical item um yeah yeah so i mean
00:19:43:29	00:19:50:08	Steve [GM]	yeah no I can okay so the two of you are basically walking with a zoo
00:19:52:16	00:20:00:12	Dave [Xeros]	We could conjure something that I can put you guys all in a cage and just act like we’re going to the zoo.
00:19:57:11	00:19:59:10	Steve [GM]	would increase the
00:20:00:18	00:20:03:13	Steve [GM]	quantity really um I just want
00:20:05:16	00:20:15:20	Steve [GM]	let’s have you guys do whichever you would prefer a deception or a performance check just to see if you raise any suspicion as you go along.
00:20:15:18	00:20:19:09	Dave [Xeros]	And then, could I have someone roll D7 or D8 as well?
00:20:19:26	00:20:21:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, let’s do it.
00:20:26:20	00:20:27:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh no!
00:20:27:15	00:20:28:15	Brin [Basil]	performance of perception?
00:20:29:08	00:20:30:17	Steve [GM]	Performance or deception?
00:20:29:29	00:20:31:20	Brin [Basil]	or deception
00:20:30:26	00:20:33:26	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to let someone else roll that. It’s a five again.
00:20:34:29	00:20:38:16	Chris [TBD]	That’s the one you drank last time.
00:20:36:15	00:20:37:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s the one I had before.
00:20:37:28	00:20:43:02	Steve [GM]	Wait, don’t you have to do a constitution check to see if the effect happens
00:20:43:09	00:20:45:05	Dave [Xeros]	No, no, no. The effect happens no matter what.
00:20:44:26	00:20:46:04	Brin [Basil]	oh do do
00:20:45:02	00:20:47:07	Chris [TBD]	He’ll go blind again if he drinks that one.
00:20:46:09	00:20:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. So, it depends. So, yeah.
00:20:47:11	00:20:50:28	Brin [Basil]	I got a 5
00:20:48:26	00:20:49:17	Chris [TBD]	Do it different.
00:20:50:29	00:20:51:17	Chris [TBD]	Again?
00:20:51:20	00:20:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:20:51:21	00:20:52:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay!
00:20:52:13	00:20:53:05	Brin [Basil]	ahem
00:20:52:22	00:20:55:11	Steve [GM]	No wait for the world I was asking
00:20:54:24	00:20:57:20	Brin [Basil]	yes for what you were asking okay
00:20:56:29	00:21:07:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay no roll it yeah roll a d8 i got up and i had just a really bad headache and the best way to get rid of that is just to take another drink of something
00:21:00:28	00:21:02:01	Brin [Basil]	this one right
00:21:07:18	00:21:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	so it’s uh i just need a chaser can i get a chaser please
00:21:12:09	00:21:31:25	Brin [Basil]	a five. Yeah,
00:21:12:28	00:21:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	okay well that’s good i’m just gonna reach in and we’re going to pull out um pretty much the same thing we have that’s the envious pinot red
00:21:21:22	00:21:28:28	Dave [Xeros]	um so yeah uh i’m gonna go blind at the end of the day again thanks for that guys
00:21:26:05	00:21:26:22	Chris [TBD]	Again.
00:21:28:28	00:21:38:14	Dave [Xeros]	you don’t know how bad my hike is so yeah i do i do have to drink it actually
00:21:29:22	00:21:31:16	Chris [TBD]	You don’t have to drink it!
00:21:31:25	00:21:44:14	Brin [Basil]	it’s a choice. It
00:21:38:14	00:21:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	um it helps me uh you know well you know it helps just feel better about life in general okay
00:21:42:03	00:21:42:21	Steve [GM]	Focus
00:21:44:14	00:21:53:19	Brin [Basil]	helps you be drunk and feel better. I got
00:21:48:08	00:21:57:22	Steve [GM]	sure all right so uh you got uh you gotta five on your perception or excuse me a deception
00:21:53:19	00:22:12:13	Brin [Basil]	if I did performance great
00:21:57:22	00:22:07:00	Steve [GM]	or performance check five five and what okay
00:21:59:01	00:22:06:14	Dave [Xeros]	so we’re doing deception okay it’s not great uh i got a 15.
00:22:01:18	00:22:02:29	Chris [TBD]	I also got a 5.
00:22:07:00	00:22:17:14	Steve [GM]	so uh we’re i’m just i’m not going to roll it this time but there are already two suspicion dice in the pool so reminder if we if we hit the
00:22:12:13	00:22:15:28	Brin [Basil]	sorry
00:22:13:14	00:22:14:02	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
00:22:18:08	00:22:24:16	Chris [TBD]	Is this because of the area we are in, or just The entire place?
00:22:24:06	00:22:25:07	Dave [Xeros]	just suspicious anyway
00:22:25:14	00:22:36:26	Steve [GM]	you are suspicious but you’re moving out of the lower gates and into the high spire to visit this place so you’re in a little bit nicer area of town and so people are kind of noticing you a little to a certain extent
00:22:31:11	00:22:31:16	Chris [TBD]	It is.
00:22:34:15	00:22:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah so they don’t like the uh riffraff wandering around the high spire
00:22:39:08	00:22:50:09	Steve [GM]	mm -hmm yeah that’s fair um you arrive otherwise no real problems on the street
00:22:51:01	00:23:00:22	Steve [GM]	Again, as you may recall, this part of the town is much better kept. There’s not as much garbage on the ground.
00:23:00:22	00:23:12:08	Steve [GM]	You don’t have suspicious-looking people standing on street corners. You don’T have people hawking wares everywhere. It’s just a little bit more orderly, a little but nicer.
00:23:13:08	00:23:19:05	Steve [GM]	You arrive at the milliner’s shop, and as soon as you walk in,
00:23:19:11	00:23:26:17	Steve [GM]	you meet an ace near who stares at you with kind of just this wide -eyed expression
00:23:26:17	00:23:34:21	Steve [GM]	that looks almost as if she can see you but doesn’t really process
00:23:34:21	00:23:42:02	Steve [GM]	us that you’re there and she says hello how can i help you
00:23:43:29	00:23:49:08	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I’m just going to look at her very wide-eyed too because I am on ecstasy again
00:23:50:28	00:23:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	and
00:23:54:08	00:23:55:04	Chris [TBD]	good question
00:23:56:20	00:23:59:04	Dave [Xeros]	Hi Oh yeah
00:24:00:20	00:24:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a great day outside yes um is the i mean hat shop what kind of hats you have do you
00:24:10:20	00:24:18:04	Dave [Xeros]	anything that’s got like maybe like a velvet or anything that feels nice she’s
00:24:19:01	00:24:20:21	Steve [GM]	hats are wonderful
00:24:22:05	00:24:29:17	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah like a I
00:24:23:20	00:24:24:25	Brin [Basil]	have any rabbit hats
00:24:26:04	00:24:40:26	Chris [TBD]	you mean made out of rabbits i wear
00:24:26:14	00:24:39:09	Brin [Basil]	yeah why are we here again why
00:24:29:17	00:24:37:29	Dave [Xeros]	think if a rabbit head would look good on the rabbit it’s just,
00:24:39:09	00:24:39:14	Brin [Basil]	are
00:24:40:26	00:24:43:29	Chris [TBD]	a hat i like hats i wanted to see if she had a hat and i liked
00:24:47:11	00:24:57:13	Dave [Xeros]	Um, I’m going to go find just a pile of, uh, of like, you know, velvet hats or something and I’ll just kind of sit there and twirl for a little bit.
00:24:58:17	00:25:02:11	Dave [Xeros]	while I’m in there good.
00:25:00:05	00:25:01:24	Steve [GM]	just watches very appreciatively
00:25:03:01	00:25:10:29	Brin [Basil]	have any magic hat hats h
00:25:10:29	00:25:18:08	Brin [Basil]	a t yes okay i’m out of here
00:25:19:10	00:25:19:22	Dave [Xeros]	no, no, no, no.
00:25:19:17	00:25:40:12	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna go wait outside I don’t like this place why are
00:25:23:00	00:25:26:26	Dave [Xeros]	As you walk past, um, I’ve built up so much static electricity.
00:25:26:26	00:25:27:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:25:27:25	00:25:29:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:25:28:19	00:25:38:06	Dave [Xeros]	You walk past and it just shocks the living hell out of me, and I’m just kind of falling on the ground and I have no idea what’s going on.
00:25:40:12	00:25:41:28	Brin [Basil]	you dragging your feet when you walk
00:25:43:01	00:25:53:09	Chris [TBD]	it the velvet hats touch the velvet hat it did transfer uh so yeah
00:25:45:11	00:25:46:28	Brin [Basil]	and my hair is sticking up
00:25:52:24	00:25:53:10	Steve [GM]	wonderful
00:25:55:18	00:26:02:02	Dave [Xeros]	could find my way out of this, that’d be great, but I’ll stay here for a bit. Do you want to get a hat?
00:26:01:29	00:26:08:08	Chris [TBD]	take a look at me look at my frame look at My Hat now look back
00:26:08:08	00:26:14:11	Chris [TBD]	what kind of hat would you recommend says Me
00:26:16:16	00:26:19:07	Steve [GM]	she pulls out one of those
00:26:21:08	00:26:28:19	Steve [GM]	little peasant hats in Monty Python it covers all your skull
00:26:29:19	00:26:36:08	Steve [GM]	little strings coming dangling down on the bottom so you can tie it tight underneath. It’s like a cloth bonnet.
00:26:36:29	00:26:38:26	Brin [Basil]	made of old soggy leather
00:26:40:29	00:26:43:23	Steve [GM]	Mm-hmm? Yeah, yeah. Mm-hm.
00:26:42:22	00:26:44:12	Dave [Xeros]	hats. All right?
00:26:45:27	00:26:48:17	Dave [Xeros]	Oh my gosh, you would look amazing in that.
00:26:47:26	00:26:52:09	Chris [TBD]	interesting choice I don’t think this is quite
00:26:48:25	00:26:54:27	Brin [Basil]	and I’m out the door, don’t wear it It looks like skin
00:26:57:29	00:26:59:07	Brin [Basil]	I hate this lady
00:27:00:25	00:27:13:09	Chris [TBD]	of hats did you say these were silence
00:27:01:22	00:27:05:26	Dave [Xeros]	Dude, what does this milliner do? Like is she…
00:27:06:29	00:27:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, I’m getting a… What is it? Silence of the Lambs feelings from this lady.
00:27:15:27	00:27:17:05	Brin [Basil]	That’s why I’m outside
00:27:18:06	00:27:21:22	Dave [Xeros]	She’s like sending her henchmen to go skin you right now.
00:27:27:23	00:27:32:09	Steve [GM]	it that you want to accomplish with your hat oh muscular
00:27:28:03	00:27:29:28	Brin [Basil]	She puts me in a bag, sorry
00:27:34:11	00:27:45:12	Chris [TBD]	just you know honestly i really like my hat i think it’s i think its wonder i think good you make me you made me appreciate things that i have already i think uh you guys ready
00:27:45:12	00:28:12:22	Chris [TBD]	to go turtle pope
00:27:45:21	00:27:55:17	Dave [Xeros]	I’m buried underneath hats, so you just kind of hear me kind of muffled and just I think Nodal might want a
00:27:56:18	00:28:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	maybe she’s got some shell hats, like an army helmet
00:27:56:25	00:27:58:15	Brin [Basil]	Nortle Forgot about nortle
00:28:02:09	00:28:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	No, yeah
00:28:02:17	00:28:07:18	Steve [GM]	Oh she reaches over and she pulls out this large conical hat that looks like it’s
00:28:07:18	00:28:18:06	Steve [GM]	a popat and she hands it over to nortle turtle pope um
00:28:09:15	00:28:10:01	Brin [Basil]	Please.
00:28:12:22	00:28:19:14	Chris [TBD]	perfect yeah
00:28:15:09	00:28:15:27	Dave [Xeros]	Tope
00:28:18:06	00:28:25:05	Steve [GM]	and uh she hands
00:28:25:05	00:28:33:14	Steve [GM]	it to him and uh nortal looks slowly from what’s been proffered to him then up to her and back down and
00:28:33:14	00:28:44:01	Steve [GM]	the slow kind of sloth smile from zootopia spreads across his face he just starts walking out the door and and she turns to you and says, Ten gold pieces.
00:28:36:05	00:28:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:28:44:17	00:28:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	i’m out roll out the door
00:28:47:01	00:28:48:06	Brin [Basil]	I’m already at the door.
00:28:48:09	00:28:49:08	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:28:51:01	00:28:55:08	Chris [TBD]	yeah i don’t got any money but i also don’t know who that was
00:28:56:29	00:29:00:13	Steve [GM]	He came in with you and your other animal friends.
00:28:57:01	00:28:57:21	Dave [Xeros]	she gonna
00:29:00:02	00:29:09:04	Chris [TBD]	your door says open there are probably other people that come into your store I think. This is in a store?
00:29:10:13	00:29:11:22	Steve [GM]	This is my home.
00:29:13:02	00:29:15:11	Chris [TBD]	Uh, I’m gonna cast Charm Person on her
00:29:15:01	00:29:15:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:29:15:02	00:29:15:11	Steve [GM]	Okay.
00:29:15:29	00:29:17:10	Brin [Basil]	I’m still outside!
00:29:21:00	00:29:27:10	Chris [TBD]	Is that this doesn’t have the rule set and stuff Does Charm person have to have a success rate
00:29:27:26	00:29:31:12	Steve [GM]	I can’t remember because it’s not my character.
00:29:36:27	00:29:37:10	Chris [TBD]	Don’t you do
00:29:37:19	00:29:46:15	Dave [Xeros]	charm person um super here we go you attempt to charm a human or a humanoid that you see within range it must take make a wisdom saving
00:29:46:15	00:29:54:21	Dave [Xeros]	throw and it does so uh and does so with advantage if you or your companions are fighting
00:29:54:21	00:30:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	so now if it fails to throw it is charmed by you until the spell ends
00:30:00:04	00:30:20:02	Dave [Xeros]	and until your companions do anything harmful to it your dc’s
00:30:05:02	00:30:08:07	Steve [GM]	what is your DC spell saving
00:30:09:10	00:30:15:04	Steve [GM]	target number? do you remember chris like what what do i have to roll against
00:30:15:04	00:30:22:12	Steve [GM]	do you know that number it’s 14
00:30:17:24	00:30:18:25	Chris [TBD]	Where do I find that
00:30:22:12	00:30:32:14	Steve [GM]	i looked it up uh so under your spells section at the very top it has your modifier
00:30:23:29	00:30:29:16	Chris [TBD]	Wait where did you see that So I know spells
00:30:29:16	00:30:38:15	Chris [TBD]	I see it now Save DC 14 okay
00:30:32:14	00:30:39:10	Steve [GM]	your spell attack bonus and your save dc all right
00:30:35:25	00:30:36:18	Dave [Xeros]	right up Here, Chris.
00:30:39:10	00:30:47:14	Steve [GM]	um so uh she she does not defeat the so you successfully charm you successfully
00:30:49:05	00:30:59:14	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to stick my head in the door real quick and I’m gonna cast Distort Value on one gold piece to make it look like a tin-gold piece And I’ll flip it to you
00:30:59:06	00:31:09:20	Steve [GM]	right so um take advantage on the role for that because she’s charmed and now
00:30:59:14	00:31:03:29	Dave [Xeros]	Just make it quick And then I’ll just slam the door behind me
00:31:09:20	00:31:23:02	Steve [GM]	thinks that uh you are friends that’s the
00:31:16:29	00:31:19:06	Dave [Xeros]	On Distort value It’s Touch
00:31:23:02	00:31:28:20	Steve [GM]	sound of it changing i don’t think so
00:31:25:07	00:31:29:10	Chris [TBD]	did we even ask her name i don’t think so okay
00:31:31:21	00:31:40:21	Dave [Xeros]	anyone examining the object can ascertain its true value with a successful intelligence investigation check against Dispel DC.
00:31:39:27	00:31:49:18	Steve [GM]	okay okay so what’s your spell dc um yeah she can’t she can tell the difference oh thank you
00:31:43:07	00:31:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	15.
00:31:47:26	00:31:59:07	Chris [TBD]	nice i hope so too so it’s so good to see you again uh what was what was your name again
00:31:49:18	00:31:52:00	Steve [GM]	I hope your friend enjoys it.
00:31:59:04	00:32:01:13	Steve [GM]	Yeah, no?
00:31:59:10	00:32:05:20	Chris [TBD]	yeah yes or no
00:32:07:19	00:32:09:07	Chris [TBD]	what was your name
00:32:07:25	00:32:09:27	Steve [GM]	your question. Oh!
00:32:11:10	00:32:12:11	Chris [TBD]	ok, yeah
00:32:14:07	00:32:19:11	Chris [TBD]	it’s great seeing you again I think so
00:32:17:18	00:32:18:01	Steve [GM]	Okay.
00:32:19:03	00:32:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	We gotta go, we gotta go.
00:32:20:26	00:32:28:04	Chris [TBD]	just curious what’s your fascination with hats and these hats are made out of
00:32:24:07	00:32:26:10	Steve [GM]	Oh, I love what they’re made out of.
00:32:29:12	00:32:40:00	Steve [GM]	Well, there are so many different kinds of creatures here. Don’t know if you knew this but we sometimes have things coming up from beneath the ground and I can take them
00:32:40:02	00:32:48:07	Steve [GM]	And then I can take off their skin. It’s so wonderful! They make delighted sounds, and it goes kind of like…
00:32:42:19	00:32:45:06	Chris [TBD]	now do these
00:32:49:11	00:32:57:15	Steve [GM]	Sometimes it’s… Oh that’s the one!
00:32:53:01	00:32:55:15	Chris [TBD]	okay I think I’m going to puke
00:32:59:13	00:33:00:03	Chris [TBD]	thanks
00:32:59:16	00:33:05:08	Steve [GM]	But once I’ve turned them into hats they give such powerful feelings.
00:33:05:20	00:33:08:16	Chris [TBD]	I figured that was the case. They’re kind of glowing purple, aren’t they?
00:33:08:16	00:33:10:25	Steve [GM]	Oh very, it’s my favorite color!
00:33:11:29	00:33:15:20	Chris [TBD]	Hey, have you been down underneath there yourself or do they just give you this stuff?
00:33:15:20	00:33:20:12	Steve [GM]	No. I find them. Sometimes they find me.
00:33:20:11	00:33:23:05	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, okay. Well, it was so wonderful seeing you.
00:33:24:07	00:33:26:05	Chris [TBD]	Thanks for the hat. We’re out.
00:33:27:29	00:33:39:18	Dave [Xeros]	and because I have true sight do I see anything differently abled inside the shop before we take off yeah like well no it’s it’s
00:33:36:04	00:33:38:18	Chris [TBD]	Like if he rolled a perception check in me.
00:33:39:29	00:33:48:29	Steve [GM]	It’s a magic covering something that it’s all on the up and
00:33:40:14	00:33:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	yeah with true sight i can see like things that are magically hidden and things like that so
00:33:48:29	00:34:00:29	Steve [GM]	off as far as there is yeah different skin and the purple aura varies depending on size of
00:33:49:25	00:34:05:17	Dave [Xeros]	okay so it’s literally just people skin and all types of skin what does
00:34:00:29	00:34:03:04	Steve [GM]	the hat cut of the hat everything like that.
00:34:05:17	00:34:15:12	Dave [Xeros]	nortles pope hat look like well know i mean does it have a lot of magic with it or little magic with It she’s
00:34:07:03	00:34:08:03	Chris [TBD]	Like a Pope hat.
00:34:10:23	00:34:14:08	Brin [Basil]	Can you cast that on her so we can see what’s wrong with her?
00:34:15:12	00:34:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	just here we just kind of came to the yeah
00:34:17:07	00:34:18:21	Chris [TBD]	We got some answers out of her.
00:34:18:06	00:34:21:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s like, it’s a robot just covered in rabbit skin?
00:34:21:28	00:34:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	she’s just a psychopath I imagine you know probably most of the ace mirror appear like nice all right okay I mean
00:34:33:12	00:34:40:17	Dave [Xeros]	does it have a good purple aura coming off of it okay so not like crazy magic
00:34:35:23	00:34:47:07	Steve [GM]	is a slight purple aura coming off but you know i was gonna let one of you guys decide what it would be and i feel like
00:34:39:08	00:34:42:07	Chris [TBD]	Is this Nortle’s item? Is that what it is?
00:34:47:07	00:34:52:10	Steve [GM]	now have decided for me so yeah i don’t know what the pope hat does but nortle now has
00:34:48:15	00:34:55:01	Dave [Xeros]	I just think when uh okay so my question is is when foul clock catches up to us
00:34:55:20	00:34:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:34:55:29	00:34:59:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:34:56:07	00:35:17:20	Brin [Basil]	ask
00:34:59:08	00:35:06:06	Steve [GM]	i was going to take down the picture but now i gotta leave it until jess arrives oh
00:35:01:28	00:35:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:35:07:29	00:35:15:01	Chris [TBD]	One last question I poked my head back in How do you sleep at night
00:35:17:20	00:35:18:11	Brin [Basil]	the same thing.
00:35:20:29	00:35:21:20	Chris [TBD]	See ya
00:35:22:05	00:35:31:03	Dave [Xeros]	on a human skin mattress some uh in a in a
00:35:25:17	00:35:26:25	Chris [TBD]	Probably pretty soft
00:35:27:12	00:35:27:28	Steve [GM]	pillow
00:35:34:19	00:35:37:27	Chris [TBD]	does she have a store in this place? They were looking at us weird.
00:35:41:23	00:35:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	color red white i have to stick my head back
00:35:43:28	00:35:47:13	Brin [Basil]	Wait! Stop asking! What color…
00:35:54:22	00:35:57:16	Dave [Xeros]	shit um guys let me just hang out here for
00:35:57:16	00:36:07:08	Dave [Xeros]	little bit uh okay someone can reach in and grab me and pull me out it’s
00:35:59:12	00:36:00:21	Chris [TBD]	That’s what intrigued you?
00:36:01:13	00:36:04:26	Steve [GM]	Basil jumps up
00:36:02:21	00:36:04:07	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to use a big hook.
00:36:05:23	00:36:06:10	Chris [TBD]	Woo!
00:36:05:25	00:36:07:05	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna slap you.
00:36:07:01	00:36:07:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:36:07:08	00:36:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	time to go fine we’re
00:36:09:11	00:36:11:17	Brin [Basil]	I’ll just backhand you upside the back of my head.
00:36:14:18	00:36:21:20	Dave [Xeros]	going um from what i understand this was your
00:36:14:25	00:36:18:20	Chris [TBD]	that was an experience.
00:36:23:02	00:36:25:04	Chris [TBD]	It said hat store! A hat!
00:36:26:24	00:36:34:02	Dave [Xeros]	at that thing he looks so prestigious yeah everyone bow
00:36:28:23	00:36:30:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m not gonna lie, Norto. It looks good.
00:36:29:18	00:36:32:18	Steve [GM]	thanks sis
00:36:31:03	00:36:32:21	Chris [TBD]	It does look good.
00:36:34:02	00:36:42:26	Dave [Xeros]	down to the taupe all right where are we walking to which is sorry we’re just gonna head down though down the street the main street
00:36:35:19	00:36:37:02	Steve [GM]	yup
00:36:42:26	00:36:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	over here i head towards c l g maybe the uh stabby mcstabby stabbing emporium
00:36:47:00	00:36:49:02	Chris [TBD]	There’s that other store.
00:36:50:20	00:36:52:11	Chris [TBD]	Stabby McStabby Stabbie
00:36:51:12	00:36:53:07	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, that’s what I’m interested in.
00:36:53:25	00:37:00:05	Dave [Xeros]	uh i think there’s like as you’re walking down and you kind of see all the signs that are just pointing to stabbing instead stabbing for you
00:36:58:25	00:37:03:11	Steve [GM]	the signs all are like spears swords
00:37:02:07	00:37:06:24	Dave [Xeros]	yeah and they’re like pointing sitting like yep so uh it’s probably gonna be pretty easy
00:37:08:08	00:37:15:22	Steve [GM]	yeah um but you are walking through a street with um a turtle wearing a pope hat so let’s go ahead
00:37:15:22	00:37:26:25	Steve [GM]	and do again whichever is easy like you have a better level on uh deception versus performance the idea is like if someone looks at you you’re able to just kind of walk in such a way that it
00:37:26:25	00:37:41:18	Steve [GM]	throws them off uh deception is i don’t know look over there and distract them like
00:37:31:05	00:37:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	just gonna add to my uh my uh like look a chain that has
00:37:38:18	00:37:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	little ball thing at the end that has smoke as i’m looking and i’ll just uh yeah i’ll
00:37:41:18	00:37:42:02	Steve [GM]	a sensor
00:37:43:12	00:37:50:01	Brin [Basil]	And you say, and just say no shame. No shame.
00:37:45:18	00:37:46:27	Steve [GM]	Start chanting Vespers.
00:37:54:22	00:37:56:17	Brin [Basil]	I got a 12.
00:37:57:15	00:38:09:13	Steve [GM]	Okay, if that’s your best you’re good the sensor really
00:38:00:05	00:38:10:25	Dave [Xeros]	are we are we this is a deception again yeah uh 26 yeah people
00:38:09:13	00:38:18:23	Steve [GM]	really works I guess yeah it’s that it’s all right so we are now up to four
00:38:14:05	00:38:15:17	Chris [TBD]	I got a 10.
00:38:19:14	00:38:19:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeesh.
00:38:20:10	00:38:22:02	Dave [Xeros]	guys quit being so damn suspicious
00:38:21:23	00:38:24:23	Chris [TBD]	I’m 7 feet tall! I can’t help it.
00:38:23:11	00:38:28:11	Dave [Xeros]	don’t be suspicious okay well now that he’s feeling anxiety about
00:38:25:25	00:38:26:22	Steve [GM]	a roll this time though
00:38:32:19	00:38:33:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:38:32:29	00:38:34:25	Chris [TBD]	Technically, I can choose to do it, right?
00:38:34:12	00:38:42:19	Steve [GM]	You can choose So if you roll a nat one you don’t have a choice otherwise you can elect to change size if you so desire.
00:38:42:16	00:38:48:22	Chris [TBD]	And we can elect to switch back.
00:38:43:01	00:38:49:02	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh!
00:38:43:10	00:38:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	everyone just shrink down and just sit inside of normal’s
00:38:47:08	00:38:54:11	Steve [GM]	Ooh, you guys we were so close I got a total of 16 and if I had hit a 17
00:38:52:04	00:38:55:17	Chris [TBD]	Wow, that would have been it.
00:38:55:29	00:39:01:13	Steve [GM]	but people are noticing you but so far nothing has happened as a result
00:39:02:02	00:39:05:13	Chris [TBD]	This is great publicity. Let’s put on a show.
00:39:06:07	00:39:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	shame i think
00:39:08:23	00:39:08:29	Steve [GM]	Show?
00:39:10:12	00:39:24:25	Brin [Basil]	in the
00:39:10:27	00:39:11:27	Chris [TBD]	The shame tour.
00:39:13:21	00:39:15:16	Steve [GM]	Don’t tell your parents about it
00:39:16:11	00:39:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	putting on a show right now people get more people to look at us so uh yeah well yeah um not if we yeah we just don’t want to end up in jail if you really
00:39:19:23	00:39:22:14	Chris [TBD]	That’s what I’m saying. This is good. This is Great Publicity.
00:39:24:25	00:39:25:22	Brin [Basil]	wrong place
00:39:27:17	00:39:37:25	Dave [Xeros]	really want to do this, then let’s just go to the theater and you can do a performance there. But in the meantime I just think we should soldier on over to Stabby McStabbians
00:39:36:13	00:39:38:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, let’s go.
00:39:38:08	00:39:41:19	Brin [Basil]	yeah I want to get some brass knuckles that aren’t made of brass
00:39:42:00	00:39:43:05	Chris [TBD]	Sounds safe.
00:39:43:29	00:39:44:26	Dave [Xeros]	Silver Knuckles
00:39:45:14	00:39:46:07	Steve [GM]	Bone
00:39:46:13	00:39:47:12	Dave [Xeros]	Iron Knuckles
00:39:47:19	00:39:50:06	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know I just want to go see what they have alright
00:39:50:00	00:39:52:01	Chris [TBD]	You’re just as bad as the hat lady.
00:39:51:03	00:39:54:08	Steve [GM]	They’re like little paw shaved
00:39:54:23	00:40:00:04	Brin [Basil]	are you making how small my hands are I will slap you
00:40:05:07	00:40:06:05	Dave [Xeros]	Stabbie McStavbies
00:40:05:18	00:40:14:23	Steve [GM]	Okay, so you arrive at Stabby McStabbies and Stabber McStabby is standing outside on the side
00:40:09:12	00:40:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	Stabbing Emporium
00:40:14:09	00:40:17:20	Dave [Xeros]	Oh so Stabbit McStaby it’s like take on his namesake
00:40:14:23	00:40:24:22	Steve [GM]	Oh yeah! It’s him He’s leaning up against wall he is also an owlin
00:40:26:29	00:40:33:02	Steve [GM]	which makes you wish that Fowlclaw were around but he was so busy sleeping
00:40:27:04	00:40:28:16	Brin [Basil]	should we wait for foul claw
00:40:33:17	00:40:36:29	Chris [TBD]	Wait, is this the same Owlin that we saw in a docks?
00:40:37:25	00:40:47:15	Steve [GM]	This one… Yeah, this one he’s an owl but he’s not like a fluffy cute owl. He’s like one of those owls that’s been rescued out of the river so it’s all bit draggled and
00:40:47:15	00:40:53:10	Steve [GM]	his feathers are all pumped together I know Well, not that you can tell
00:40:49:22	00:40:56:21	Dave [Xeros]	is he religious oh okay uh could i uh
00:40:53:08	00:40:55:05	Brin [Basil]	we don’t want any quills from this guy
00:40:56:21	00:41:02:00	Dave [Xeros]	could i do an investigation check like could i look for like any sort of you know
00:40:58:26	00:41:00:01	Steve [GM]	Yeah, go for it
00:41:02:00	00:41:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	religious symbolism like outside the store inside of it uh investigation right that’s what i said
00:41:12:13	00:41:14:18	Dave [Xeros]	That would be a 13, so I probably don’t know this much.
00:41:14:13	00:41:16:05	Steve [GM]	You don’t notice too much
00:41:15:06	00:41:16:21	Chris [TBD]	you don’t have a modifier on it
00:41:17:06	00:41:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that was with the modifier at 11 plus 2.
00:41:18:17	00:41:19:29	Chris [TBD]	got it
00:41:20:22	00:41:25:17	Dave [Xeros]	No, I just wondered if I could try to make him worship Nortal, but that’s okay.
00:41:25:24	00:41:26:08	Chris [TBD]	ha
00:41:27:15	00:41:27:26	Brin [Basil]	be awesome
00:41:31:08	00:41:36:16	Steve [GM]	and whatever you are. How you doing in this fine day?
00:41:37:10	00:41:38:12	Brin [Basil]	pretty good
00:41:37:20	00:41:44:07	Dave [Xeros]	Oh man, I’m feeling better every second that I’m out here. Probably for the next seven hours.
00:41:42:02	00:41:48:10	Steve [GM]	Wonderful. Very wonderful. Mm-hmm. You guys have got a mouth time. I say, I say…
00:41:49:02	00:41:49:10	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
00:41:51:24	00:41:55:21	Dave [Xeros]	So, you know, looking for weapons and skills.
00:41:54:29	00:41:59:03	Steve [GM]	I’ve got some stabbing weapons. I’ve gotten some not so stabbing guns.
00:42:01:09	00:42:13:06	Steve [GM]	That’s about it. That’s all right. You want to come see what I’ve done? Oh, well, come right in. Come right in! He pushes open the door for you and you see laid out on tables and on racks on the wall
00:42:03:02	00:42:04:27	Brin [Basil]	ah we sure do
00:42:13:06	00:42:17:08	Steve [GM]	and countertops there are swords and spears
00:42:19:03	00:42:28:04	Steve [GM]	basically you flip open to the weapons section of the handbook and that’s like everything is on the walls. You’ve got whips and scythes
00:42:26:06	00:42:26:25	Brin [Basil]	Nice.
00:42:28:29	00:42:39:17	Steve [GM]	whips of different types wait, wait, there’s gotta be one
00:42:29:07	00:42:30:22	Dave [Xeros]	He said whips.
00:42:34:24	00:42:36:02	Brin [Basil]	Different type?
00:42:37:29	00:42:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to wander over there and take a look at this. Is it the cat’s tail or anything like that?
00:42:38:07	00:42:47:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh, gross.
00:42:41:03	00:42:41:22	Steve [GM]	ah
00:42:49:10	00:42:50:26	Steve [GM]	I made out of real cats
00:42:51:10	00:42:53:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, absolutely.
00:42:51:25	00:42:54:09	Chris [TBD]	What is with this place?
00:42:55:09	00:42:55:26	Brin [Basil]	Seriously.
00:42:56:03	00:42:59:16	Steve [GM]	he gives you kind of an odd look what you gotta pull on weight
00:42:59:21	00:43:00:24	Chris [TBD]	Not with you.
00:43:02:05	00:43:04:28	Chris [TBD]	We just had a weird morning.
00:43:05:14	00:43:16:13	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, listen I’m not looking for anything but I’m sure Basil is.
00:43:05:16	00:43:05:29	Steve [GM]	mhm
00:43:05:28	00:43:10:06	Dave [Xeros]	it’s been pretty great in all honesty rolled around in some velvet
00:43:11:11	00:43:11:24	Steve [GM]	okay
00:43:16:00	00:43:20:01	Brin [Basil]	Uh…yeah yeah I am able-I want to see your brass knuckles collection.
00:43:22:14	00:43:27:03	Steve [GM]	so he goes back behind you hear some rummaging around and then he comes out with this massive
00:43:28:10	00:43:39:24	Steve [GM]	chest that just thumps down in front of you peels back the lid it’s resplendent with all sorts of different types. Is that what bunnies sound like when they’re happy?
00:43:29:02	00:43:29:21	Brin [Basil]	Yes!
00:43:37:21	00:43:38:10	Brin [Basil]	Yes.
00:43:40:10	00:43:42:18	Brin [Basil]	Yeah they you know they can prove it.
00:43:40:15	00:43:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	bunny sounds like
00:43:42:12	00:43:44:27	Chris [TBD]	I’ve always looked away during those moments,
00:43:48:06	00:44:03:13	Brin [Basil]	be close no one gets that close to me you understand they flop
00:43:55:16	00:43:56:25	Steve [GM]	So, yeah.
00:43:57:27	00:44:02:20	Steve [GM]	Yeah, your eyes grow wide and your little bunny ears just start to…
00:44:03:13	00:44:05:26	Brin [Basil]	back get all relaxed
00:44:03:22	00:44:04:23	Steve [GM]	They flop back.
00:44:06:10	00:44:10:26	Steve [GM]	Like you’re being scratched behind the ear. One of your legs starts like…
00:44:09:13	00:44:20:26	Brin [Basil]	yeah and like thumper okay okay yeah oh i sure do i sure did okay um yeah i you know
00:44:15:03	00:44:17:05	Steve [GM]	You see something you like ideas, right?
00:44:20:26	00:44:29:20	Brin [Basil]	i just i have these cool rocks and i need like uh gem sockets but i want to put in my
00:44:29:20	00:44:38:18	Brin [Basil]	brass knuckles. You have anything like that? Yeah, but just brass knuckle’s! You know what I’m saying?
00:44:32:13	00:44:32:22	Steve [GM]	Oh.
00:44:33:02	00:44:35:11	Dave [Xeros]	like a Thanos light glove
00:44:42:16	00:44:52:10	Steve [GM]	So he hops back behind into his back room. You hear again some more, the sound of things clanging together,
00:44:52:17	00:44:56:24	Steve [GM]	an occasional curse word and then it comes out and he’s holding a pair
00:44:57:26	00:45:03:01	Brin [Basil]	their old blobs. Okay.
00:44:59:24	00:45:07:10	Steve [GM]	they’re kind of like metal claws almost They are small enough to fit on your diminutive hand
00:45:03:05	00:45:11:05	Brin [Basil]	They are small. I have… yeah.
00:45:07:06	00:45:08:17	Dave [Xeros]	How many fingers do you have?
00:45:11:03	00:45:11:28	Dave [Xeros]	But it’s, like, humanoid.
00:45:11:28	00:45:18:19	Brin [Basil]	I have four. It’s humanoid. Yes. It’s not like a paw.
00:45:13:03	00:45:19:02	Steve [GM]	i think technically yes she’s not like a rabbit that like it technically would have
00:45:18:25	00:45:21:13	Dave [Xeros]	Well, yeah, I’m just wondering if they tried to, like…
00:45:19:08	00:45:25:10	Steve [GM]	but these are for the rich people’s kids if you know what i mean so um
00:45:24:25	00:45:26:16	Brin [Basil]	I sure don’t.
00:45:26:12	00:45:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	Is that why someone got four fingers?
00:45:28:28	00:45:38:17	Steve [GM]	so so there’s uh almost like small wolverine claws coming out of each not like full extended
00:45:37:22	00:45:41:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah yes uh-huh
00:45:38:17	00:45:48:27	Steve [GM]	but just like a little bit enough to give it a little you know um and there are divots inside of it that uh with a littlebit of patience uh and a littlebid money he could probably slot
00:45:48:27	00:45:58:12	Steve [GM]	are you thinking the veil tear like what do you think of putting in there okay all right well
00:45:53:04	00:45:59:05	Brin [Basil]	yeah i want to put chunks of the velter in there stone okay
00:45:58:12	00:46:06:21	Steve [GM]	he is happy to take that job on um it’s going to cost at least 50 gold and but that includes
00:46:04:29	00:46:16:19	Brin [Basil]	i have i have some precious yeah i have Some Precious Stones too if you’re willing trait is there yeah
00:46:13:21	00:46:15:14	Dave [Xeros]	So, like… You know exactly what, like—
00:46:16:19	00:46:26:00	Brin [Basil]	that’s what i want to put in the knuckles but i have i have precious stones
00:46:18:05	00:46:20:01	Dave [Xeros]	Look up, like、 The Precious Stones Table
00:46:21:09	00:46:21:23	Chris [TBD]	referring to
00:46:25:13	00:46:28:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but she’s like a gym collector so
00:46:26:00	00:46:33:24	Brin [Basil]	in my satchel already yeah i have my my little list of what i’m carrying where
00:46:28:07	00:46:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	she probably has like amber and while
00:46:29:08	00:46:29:20	Chris [TBD]	you are?
00:46:33:09	00:46:33:29	Chris [TBD]	Cool.
00:46:36:08	00:46:36:25	Steve [GM]	let’s see
00:46:38:13	00:46:48:22	Dave [Xeros]	she’s doing that I’m kind of like looking over at the cat’s tails and it’s one of those things where it’s like from Kung Fu Panda where it is so sharp you can’t even think about it right and so
00:46:48:22	00:47:00:14	Dave [Xeros]	I am like ah and it is like the velvet was like utter ecstasy and this is like most painful thing I have ever felt in my life and I am just like rolling on the ground there is not even a cut on my hand
00:47:00:28	00:47:12:11	Steve [GM]	the uh the stabber mcstabby doesn’t even notice you that’s i mean he’s he makes good stuff he knows yeah all he does is take a quick glance to make sure
00:47:05:10	00:47:06:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
00:47:12:11	00:47:14:29	Steve [GM]	you’re not trying to palm any of the merchandise but then he figures if you
00:47:20:17	00:47:30:25	Brin [Basil]	okay um i have all the stuff that’s in my sachet this is the stuff i’m willing to trade
00:47:30:25	00:47:35:14	Brin [Basil]	I have pearls, emeralds some opal and some obsidian
00:47:38:10	00:47:48:23	Dave [Xeros]	the little spikies on the brass knuckles is this like Naruto like ninja style stuff where she could climb walls with it and now but it’s like jump click.
00:47:41:10	00:47:52:26	Steve [GM]	she probably could but she also has her jumping boots that oh yeah yeah yeah there’s definitely mm-hmm yeah she could she could make
00:47:49:24	00:47:51:04	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like Ninja Gaiden?
00:47:50:24	00:47:56:00	Brin [Basil]	and you can’t tell me that veil stone wouldn’t help me float
00:47:52:26	00:48:01:29	Steve [GM]	some yep i think it’s a really good idea i’ll have to go home and like homebrew that because
00:48:01:05	00:48:12:21	Chris [TBD]	homebrew this thing can you
00:48:01:20	00:48:04:04	Brin [Basil]	shh okay that’s fine
00:48:01:29	00:48:09:20	Steve [GM]	he’s gonna need some time making it anyway um but uh yeah it will i’ll get those made up for
00:48:09:07	00:48:20:23	Brin [Basil]	so just open tab I don’t have 50 gold I have I have
00:48:12:21	00:48:20:22	Chris [TBD]	pay for it how do you guys even have money in the first place
00:48:20:23	00:48:25:04	Brin [Basil]	23 gold and there’s some precious gems yeah
00:48:22:12	00:48:26:08	Chris [TBD]	i have no money what do i have
00:48:29:17	00:48:40:03	Dave [Xeros]	mean I could I could spot you like let’s we can look at at the table, like there’s an emerald or an opal pearl or something.
00:48:40:05	00:48:49:10	Steve [GM]	i don’t i don’ have the table with me i didn’t bring my book i think i think you have enough i’ll double
00:48:42:06	00:48:46:27	Dave [Xeros]	I think the emerald will handle it so we’ll just
00:48:49:10	00:48:55:28	Steve [GM]	check what it costs you but it sounds like you have I know sitting in your pockets all
00:48:53:04	00:48:58:14	Brin [Basil]	sweet sweet that’s what i’m willing to part with I do have one other stone but i’m not giving it away
00:48:56:01	00:49:03:16	Steve [GM]	right all right i
00:48:58:02	00:48:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	time still.
00:49:02:13	00:49:03:22	Brin [Basil]	all right i have some sins
00:49:03:16	00:49:12:17	Steve [GM]	would keep that and and and you all of you still have your little like retcon
00:49:06:28	00:49:09:19	Brin [Basil]	i still i still have four five four of them
00:49:11:14	00:49:17:07	Dave [Xeros]	Retcon are a car container of retcon.
00:49:11:21	00:49:12:03	Brin [Basil]	yes
00:49:12:21	00:49:14:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yep.
00:49:17:23	00:49:26:22	Chris [TBD]	You’ve introduced so many little things each game time session and shrinking ability. I just don’t remember if I even have any of these things.
00:49:22:24	00:49:23:28	Brin [Basil]	yeah it’s awesome
00:49:26:03	00:49:30:05	Brin [Basil]	write it down
00:49:29:01	00:49:30:26	Steve [GM]	write them down I guess.
00:49:30:19	00:49:32:21	Chris [TBD]	They are written down. That is my problem.
00:49:33:22	00:49:38:23	Steve [GM]	All right, so yeah, there we go.
00:49:40:26	00:49:47:01	Steve [GM]	We got a popat. We got some cool weapons. We’ve had some ecstatic moments.
00:49:48:21	00:49:55:09	Steve [GM]	Alienation of the populace coming from TBD So it seems like we’ve actually had a very productive morning.
00:49:49:01	00:49:53:17	Brin [Basil]	that is
00:49:51:02	00:49:51:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
00:49:54:01	00:50:02:18	Dave [Xeros]	sounds about on par like on point for what we do well you know i
00:49:55:27	00:49:56:22	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:49:56:10	00:50:00:05	Steve [GM]	Yeah, yeah. So where do you want to head from here?
00:50:02:18	00:50:08:08	Dave [Xeros]	i do want to buy that whip yeah the
00:50:06:00	00:50:09:04	Steve [GM]	Oh, you wanna buy The Whip as well? The one made out of actual cattails?
00:50:08:08	00:50:17:16	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the cattail whip it’s like uh it doesn’t matter if i can use it or not i could find a use
00:50:12:04	00:50:13:22	Chris [TBD]	Can bards use whips?
00:50:17:18	00:50:26:21	Steve [GM]	that is um part of uh that one held emotional
00:50:28:26	00:50:35:03	Steve [GM]	relevance to stabber mcstabby he’s not really willing to talk about the
00:50:33:06	00:50:38:10	Dave [Xeros]	there is is there a back room like that he oh
00:50:35:03	00:50:46:23	Steve [GM]	not back room but there is a background so yeah so he’s only uh he’s willing to part with it, but it’s got to be at least 70 gold pieces for him to say.
00:50:37:08	00:50:40:02	Brin [Basil]	They’re all the cats that try to attack him?
00:50:48:09	00:50:48:24	Steve [GM]	Right?
00:50:49:29	00:50:59:03	Steve [GM]	Stabber McStabby is like… Oh, that’s right!
00:50:50:25	00:51:00:17	Dave [Xeros]	uh i don’t think you understand like remember when i was at the fight and I did a hundred gold pieces and it was like 100 to 1
00:50:56:24	00:50:57:13	Brin [Basil]	that’s right.
00:51:00:18	00:51:01:07	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:51:00:22	00:51:02:14	Steve [GM]	And it was a fake gold anyway.
00:51:02:12	00:51:05:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, I’m like rolling in it right now so
00:51:05:11	00:51:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So, all right.
00:51:06:10	00:51:14:02	Steve [GM]	All right, all right. Well then you’re at 70 gold piece is poorer but you do have one whip made out of actual cattails. Hi Jess, welcome!
00:51:12:13	00:51:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know if this
00:51:16:01	00:51:20:17	Dave [Xeros]	thing’s getting weird but can I try to do Distort Value?
00:51:21:21	00:51:22:19	Brin [Basil]	Oh, no.
00:51:23:04	00:51:24:06	Steve [GM]	You can, but
00:51:24:07	00:51:28:22	Dave [Xeros]	Nah, no. He likes it. And it’s well made. Okay
00:51:25:22	00:51:26:06	Steve [GM]	he…
00:51:28:08	00:51:29:23	Steve [GM]	Yeah, he would be pretty.
00:51:29:26	00:51:35:13	Dave [Xeros]	Alright. Yeah, I don’T want to upset him I don’t want to upset someone who makes weapons for a living.
00:51:35:18	00:51:37:27	Steve [GM]	Whose name is literally Stabber McStabby?
00:51:36:22	00:51:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Stabby makes stuff. But you know, maybe I could be into that.
00:51:37:17	00:51:38:21	Brin [Basil]	um
00:51:38:08	00:51:39:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, we’re just kidding.
00:51:41:21	00:51:43:27	Steve [GM]	Not on your ecstasy you can’t.
00:51:43:29	00:51:47:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, it’s the dagger of infinite pain.
00:51:46:21	00:51:47:29	Steve [GM]	[laughter]
00:51:46:21	00:51:48:09	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:51:49:24	00:51:52:11	Steve [GM]	Yes, yes but no, no! Yes, yeah but no!
00:51:50:22	00:51:55:14	Brin [Basil]	no take it out oh
00:51:51:06	00:51:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:51:51:13	00:51:51:25	Dave [Xeros]	Yes!
00:51:53:21	00:51:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	Take it out!
00:51:55:21	00:51:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	Put it back in!
00:51:56:11	00:52:02:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i hear your sound effects but i don’t hear anybody
00:52:03:21	00:52:05:25	Brin [Basil]	yeah
00:52:04:13	00:52:05:20	Steve [GM]	What color are you blue?
00:52:08:23	00:52:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	I think it’s because you got a built-in microphone on that? I may have to go grab you some headphones. Okay.
00:52:13:02	00:52:13:29	Steve [GM]	There’s some…
00:52:13:18	00:52:19:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i thought i could unplug it and get away with no no
00:52:16:24	00:52:17:19	Chris [TBD]	Which ones did you like?
00:52:17:18	00:52:20:05	Steve [GM]	Can you hear yourself?
00:52:21:12	00:52:37:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i have the microphone does that change all right
00:52:21:20	00:52:22:19	Brin [Basil]	I can hear it.
00:52:23:27	00:52:32:03	Dave [Xeros]	it’s i think what it is is it’s the microphone inside the headset is what did it because it’s same thing that happened with the other ones last week
00:52:31:29	00:52:35:16	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, mine did that too. I brought like the ball. It didn’t work.
00:52:37:05	00:52:42:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s all that matters
00:52:38:03	00:52:40:24	Chris [TBD]	You bought those didn’t you? Just for this.
00:52:40:24	00:52:52:19	Steve [GM]	While you’re switching things over Jesse um we’ve gone shopping and uh we’ve had uh we’s met some colorful characters yeah so
00:52:51:03	00:52:51:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Priorities
00:52:52:01	00:52:54:09	Chris [TBD]	I wanted Steve to have the chance.
00:52:53:05	00:52:58:25	Brin [Basil]	Wait until you see what tortles… I mean Nortle’s got. Wait! Just wait, please!
00:52:56:09	00:53:04:03	Steve [GM]	oh oh yeah yeah okay so we’ll show you we’ll tell you what um tortle ended up or nortel
00:53:04:03	00:53:15:17	Steve [GM]	ended up getting from the hat shop no no that would have been impressive too but uh hopefully well, Fowlclaw was left behind
00:53:05:00	00:53:08:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Tell me he got some wings on his shoes or something
00:53:15:17	00:53:20:01	Steve [GM]	at the inn. Busy sleeping off your big religious
00:53:18:14	00:53:19:12	Chris [TBD]	He slept in.
00:53:19:27	00:53:24:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not really into material goods I’m above this world a little bit
00:53:23:27	00:53:24:28	Brin [Basil]	but uh
00:53:24:20	00:53:35:04	Steve [GM]	you knew that you could meet up with the group in the next place they decide to go and so head that way now that you’ve preened
00:53:35:04	00:53:39:24	Steve [GM]	as part of your morning devotional I dare say
00:53:40:13	00:53:41:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Careful
00:53:44:08	00:53:54:04	Steve [GM]	um i remembered the sound effect for it that’s what happened and uh anyway so they met a very
00:53:44:21	00:53:47:19	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh what’s going on with us today
00:53:54:04	00:54:02:03	Steve [GM]	charismatic and intriguing woman who sold um yeah
00:53:58:01	00:53:59:09	Brin [Basil]	Who I hate, by the way.
00:54:00:11	00:54:01:05	Brin [Basil]	I hate her.
00:54:02:03	00:54:11:15	Steve [GM]	because uh and anyway um she uh ended up selling Nortle a new item.
00:54:07:23	00:54:08:06	Brin [Basil]	Disgusting.
00:54:12:13	00:54:17:26	Steve [GM]	So he is now the proud bearer of
00:54:20:04	00:54:21:17	Steve [GM]	a do-tap?
00:54:23:13	00:54:24:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, unplugged it.
00:54:24:00	00:54:25:04	Steve [GM]	Got it.
00:54:36:00	00:54:36:19	Steve [GM]	Yeah.
00:54:36:27	00:54:41:26	Dave [Xeros]	He’s got a Pope hat but yeah
00:54:38:27	00:54:40:04	Steve [GM]	He’s got a hat.
00:54:42:01	00:54:43:25	Steve [GM]	That’s basically what it looks like.
00:54:44:26	00:54:49:27	Steve [GM]	Feel free to prostrate yourself in front of him when you see him
00:54:47:24	00:54:54:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s a false idol is that what he’s done now is that what’s happening
00:54:50:16	00:54:52:09	Dave [Xeros]	he’s now the Tope
00:54:53:03	00:54:55:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:54:55:09	00:54:56:29	Brin [Basil]	You would take that the wrong way!
00:54:58:09	00:54:59:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m proud of you.
00:54:59:13	00:55:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t support this purchase very anti-pope hats for anybody you know
00:55:05:26	00:55:17:00	Steve [GM]	he’s just death stares but can you really be mad at him he has one of those dopey sloth grins on his face quite happy with what he has
00:55:17:00	00:55:23:26	Steve [GM]	and then we just barely finished getting a custom order for some new brass knuckles for basil
00:55:25:09	00:55:27:21	Steve [GM]	from stabber mcstabby emporium
00:55:25:14	00:55:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	I bought a seven tail cat’s tail whip that’s made out of cats tails
00:55:28:16	00:55:30:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	stabbies what
00:55:34:05	00:55:35:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh, you did
00:55:34:19	00:55:41:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what is what is what is so much money
00:55:36:19	00:55:49:05	Steve [GM]	70 gold he made a lot of money betting on you guys i forgot how much it
00:55:39:15	00:55:48:28	Dave [Xeros]	I made so much money at the, remember? Like, I did the 100 gold pieces and got like a – what was it? I think it was a 10 to 1.
00:55:40:04	00:55:40:20	Brin [Basil]	He’s gonna
00:55:42:10	00:55:43:02	Brin [Basil]	Whip himself
00:55:49:05	00:55:49:26	Steve [GM]	was 10 to 1
00:55:49:21	00:55:52:21	Chris [TBD]	1,000 gold
00:55:50:09	00:55:52:03	Dave [Xeros]	So I made some serious cash.
00:55:53:05	00:56:00:22	Steve [GM]	yeah so um he is an owl in yeah
00:55:54:04	00:56:05:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re just on vacation I mean who wow very excited about this
00:55:55:02	00:55:58:11	Chris [TBD]	Stabby by the way is an Owlin
00:56:05:14	00:56:10:19	Steve [GM]	all right so uh yeah he’s um that’s what’s uh that’s
00:56:10:19	00:56:18:28	Steve [GM]	what you miss um and i think uh i i’m just gonna take a narrative control and say that
00:56:15:29	00:56:17:20	Chris [TBD]	go for it
00:56:18:17	00:56:19:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:56:18:28	00:56:24:16	Steve [GM]	guys decide now you you had agreed to meet foul claw once you’re done shopping you were
00:56:28:12	00:56:30:14	Chris [TBD]	Let me set it up. See if I can do it.
00:56:32:01	00:56:41:14	Chris [TBD]	Alright guys, we told Falclaw we’d meet about the theater. Remember Rikor told us we needed to talk with Turgon? He said he’d have some information that we might be interested in.
00:56:41:14	00:56:47:11	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know, man. What time is it? It’s just kind of all concepts of time and space in general.
00:56:47:29	00:56:50:10	Brin [Basil]	I can’t wait to see him
00:56:48:21	00:56:53:14	Dave [Xeros]	Well, join me in The Infinite Void. it’ll take no time at all
00:56:54:11	00:56:55:08	Steve [GM]	well as infinity
00:56:56:11	00:56:58:02	Brin [Basil]	Someone needs to carry his whip
00:56:58:27	00:56:59:20	Dave [Xeros]	snack
00:57:00:29	00:57:01:12	Chris [TBD]	Anyways
00:57:02:28	00:57:06:01	Chris [TBD]	let’s go to the theater Falclaws should be there by now
00:57:08:03	00:57:12:01	Steve [GM]	arrive at the theatre all of you all at this same time
00:57:09:08	00:57:09:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:57:10:02	00:57:13:02	Chris [TBD]	Wait, we don’t want to roll a suspicion die again
00:57:13:11	00:57:14:22	Steve [GM]	uh no actually
00:57:14:09	00:57:23:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t ask are we suspicious this time
00:57:16:29	00:57:17:29	Steve [GM]	you guys
00:57:18:05	00:57:19:21	Chris [TBD]	Teacher, do we have homework?
00:57:18:26	00:57:20:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:57:23:11	00:57:24:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:57:24:26	00:57:27:06	Chris [TBD]	You forgot to sign as our weekend
00:57:25:11	00:57:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	we’re already SOL on that one
00:57:29:13	00:57:30:21	Dave [Xeros]	they’ve rolled really poorly
00:57:29:24	00:57:34:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re walking around with a cattail whip and brass knuckles oh
00:57:31:02	00:57:31:28	Steve [GM]	they’ve rolled
00:57:33:05	00:57:34:18	Dave [Xeros]	that’s in my
00:57:34:12	00:57:37:29	Steve [GM]	the brass knuckles are on ordered it’s gonna be a minute
00:57:36:26	00:57:38:16	Brin [Basil]	They haven’t been made- they’re custom.
00:57:37:28	00:57:40:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, my cat’s tail whip is actually inside
00:57:40:20	00:57:42:16	Brin [Basil]	They have chunks of veil stone in em.
00:57:43:16	00:57:47:25	Dave [Xeros]	My cargo Pockets that I can see And no one else apparently
00:57:47:20	00:57:50:12	Steve [GM]	that’s what you think but really everybody can
00:57:50:20	00:57:53:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m on true sight again so it’s Magical
00:57:53:19	00:57:55:17	Steve [GM]	magical um
00:57:55:24	00:57:59:07	Dave [Xeros]	I tried to drink something else but they both rolled fives Again
00:58:00:01	00:58:05:24	Chris [TBD]	real like four fives in a row we tried to change he’s going to go blind again
00:58:05:14	00:58:05:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:58:06:02	00:58:06:23	Steve [GM]	okay
00:58:08:13	00:58:17:26	Steve [GM]	You arrive at Torgar’s Theater, which…
00:58:20:28	00:58:27:05	Steve [GM]	I have too many pages of notes. I’m learning you guys don’t write notes.
00:58:25:29	00:58:31:11	Dave [Xeros]	up and we hear Like a sound check sound check, mic one you hear like some feedback
00:58:29:20	00:58:33:09	Steve [GM]	All right. So you go to Torgara’s Theater
00:58:32:05	00:58:42:08	Chris [TBD]	took
00:58:33:12	00:58:41:26	Steve [GM]	um which is um so
00:58:41:26	00:58:47:04	Steve [GM]	you arrive um and uh it just so happens to be
00:58:49:02	00:58:54:18	Steve [GM]	like it’s kind of this weird sort of improv show they do this every once in a while
00:58:54:18	00:59:01:15	Steve [GM]	where uh they they are they’re wanting something totally unexpected they want a new
00:59:02:06	00:59:13:22	Steve [GM]	theater experience but they also want things that they’re familiar with They’re kind of like comic book nerds. Like they demand something new and when they get it, they hate it and just want the old stuff again.
00:59:07:17	00:59:14:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, it’s perfect.
00:59:14:08	00:59:24:17	Steve [GM]	Same sort of vibe. And so it’s kind of one part improv and one part semi-scripted story and it’s really quite popular
00:59:25:12	00:59:32:12	Steve [GM]	and they’ve got… Quite a few people are here. The audience is kind of milling around and there’s…
00:59:34:19	00:59:45:14	Steve [GM]	Excuse me, sorry. There’s a Kenku which is kindof a crow person um that has like a little clipboard and is asking all of the patrons as they come in if
00:59:45:14	00:59:55:23	Steve [GM]	willing to participate but for the most part nobody wants to they’re here to see the show not be in the show um but then the kenku
00:59:48:25	00:59:53:23	Brin [Basil]	uh-oh
00:59:53:29	01:00:09:28	Brin [Basil]	B .S .M.
00:59:55:23	00:59:57:27	Steve [GM]	sees you eros
00:59:56:23	00:59:59:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	get your whip ready
00:59:59:29	01:00:05:22	Chris [TBD]	A new rendition of Oliver Twist
01:00:00:10	01:00:01:18	Steve [GM]	and flips
01:00:01:18	01:00:03:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	never seen one of those before
01:00:05:23	01:00:06:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:00:08:16	01:00:09:05	Steve [GM]	flits
01:00:09:05	01:00:10:09	Chris [TBD]	BDSM style.
01:00:13:03	01:00:15:26	Dave [Xeros]	50 shades of tabaxi
01:00:14:20	01:00:15:29	Brin [Basil]	of cattail
01:00:17:08	01:00:18:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:00:19:12	01:00:28:02	Steve [GM]	the kenkuh flips over to you and uh croaks out a request what’d you like to participate oh excellent
01:00:26:03	01:00:29:13	Dave [Xeros]	oh hell yes absolutely and i write oh hell
01:00:30:10	01:00:31:05	Steve [GM]	all right
01:00:31:00	01:00:38:05	Chris [TBD]	Wait, is Turgar a Kenku? Or that’s just… My bad. Go.
01:00:37:03	01:00:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	yep
01:00:40:05	01:00:41:19	Chris [TBD]	You’re the one talking to me.
01:00:40:20	01:00:54:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no instruments
01:00:41:17	01:00:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	just uh where do i need to go what are going to do is there actually someone in the pit over here like you know tuning up instruments and everything
01:00:49:29	01:00:51:22	Steve [GM]	It’s not a musical today!
01:00:53:02	01:00:55:05	Dave [Xeros]	I was going to yell it tag
01:00:56:27	01:01:06:14	Steve [GM]	I mean, if you guys end up wanting to do… incorporating some music, that would be fine.
01:00:59:24	01:01:00:14	Chris [TBD]	Am I tagging it?
01:01:02:07	01:01:03:25	Dave [Xeros]	orchestra pit come on
01:01:02:14	01:01:03:09	Chris [TBD]	Got it.
01:01:11:11	01:01:17:21	Brin [Basil]	oh, are these scripts?
01:01:13:16	01:01:23:09	Steve [GM]	So we need… Yeah, the Kenku pulls out four scripts. You’re only one. We need more.
01:01:21:17	01:01:22:21	Brin [Basil]	heck yeah
01:01:23:22	01:01:26:19	Brin [Basil]	I’ll take one of those I’m a good dancer
01:01:28:11	01:01:32:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you don’t know say anything about dancing you don’t know if it says anything about
01:01:32:17	01:01:36:03	Dave [Xeros]	so I did sign everyone else up
01:01:35:20	01:01:37:08	Steve [GM]	yes you did yep
01:01:37:25	01:01:41:10	Dave [Xeros]	Oh Hell Yes and then I wrote All of Our Names underneath there including Nordle, The Pope
01:01:39:01	01:01:39:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:40:12	01:01:48:02	Steve [GM]	uh-huh yes the kenku notice but and i have a fifth character if we really want nordal to be a part of it
01:01:40:26	01:02:05:16	Brin [Basil]	I don’t know what
01:01:40:29	01:01:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:47:18	01:01:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah just the fact that he has a pope hat
01:01:53:02	01:01:53:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s in costume
01:01:54:03	01:02:02:27	Steve [GM]	again i know i’m just kind of wrenching this narratively to get to this, but if I try to let it develop naturally we’ll be here all night knowing you guys.
01:02:05:16	01:02:06:05	Brin [Basil]	you mean by that.
01:02:05:26	01:02:08:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what yeah, what’s the problem? What’s wrong with that
01:02:06:19	01:02:06:26	Steve [GM]	so here
01:02:09:05	01:02:10:11	Steve [GM]	nothing wrong. I don’t know.
01:02:10:15	01:02:12:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t have anything going on for the next eight hours
01:02:12:24	01:02:15:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:02:13:22	01:02:16:16	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just i’m looking forward to becoming blind
01:02:15:01	01:02:16:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:02:15:11	01:02:16:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:02:18:13	01:02:19:18	Steve [GM]	We only have four hours
01:02:22:19	01:02:33:23	Steve [GM]	So yeah we actually have four parts If you really want Nortle to be a part of it that’s cool I think it would probably be better without me,
01:02:33:28	01:02:36:17	Steve [GM]	but I brought it just in case we needed him.
01:02:37:11	01:02:42:27	Chris [TBD]	you decide if it’s gonna be necessary to keep things moving
01:02:41:22	01:02:43:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do you want to
01:02:42:20	01:02:52:28	Steve [GM]	that necessary. So here’s the idea. I have these four rolls and originally I had them set per person then I realized
01:02:45:07	01:02:45:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	draw
01:02:52:28	01:03:02:23	Steve [GM]	we can either roll the dice you can simply draw them you can look them over whatever what I’m going to do is give you guys a couple of minutes
01:02:54:07	01:02:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	roll the dice
01:02:56:16	01:02:56:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	roll
01:03:02:23	01:03:07:14	Steve [GM]	to meta talk about what you’re going to be doing
01:03:09:14	01:03:20:24	Steve [GM]	and how you think this story is supposed to go. And what’s going to happen is, as I’m actually going to step out of the room so that you guys can kind of brainstorm a little bit without me here
01:03:17:28	01:03:18:22	Brin [Basil]	Okay!
01:03:22:03	01:03:33:09	Steve [GM]	and what will happen is it’s supposed to be a three-act story. And in each act, I’m gonna be rolling for the audience. So if you do something that really
01:03:33:09	01:03:40:25	Steve [GM]	impresses me or I think fits into the story well or you know makes us really laugh then i will give you just like d4 bonus dice
01:03:40:25	01:03:49:17	Steve [GM]	so that when i roll a d20 you can toss your d4s on top of that to like bump up the score and uh
01:03:49:17	01:03:59:11	Steve [GM]	depending on how you roll the audience satisfaction meter will increase or decrease if you get like really poor rolls all right so
01:03:56:21	01:04:01:23	Brin [Basil]	Okay, thank you.
01:03:59:04	01:04:00:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	not possible
01:04:01:16	01:04:11:08	Steve [GM]	you guys are pretty entertaining people so i’m sure that it will only ever go up uh but that’s why the dice are going to control it just a little bit because i know i will be turned but
01:04:11:22	01:04:20:07	Steve [GM]	who knows what they uh what the people will be saying so um yeah you’ve got to hit a certain
01:04:20:07	01:04:31:20	Steve [GM]	threshold i won’t tell you what it is but you’re trying to impress this crowd and there will be a total of nine rolls and depending on how well you do will depend on how many points
01:04:26:27	01:04:34:29	Brin [Basil]	Yeah absolutely
01:04:31:20	01:04:34:07	Steve [GM]	is that making sense
01:04:33:28	01:04:41:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so are our parts here that you have are they characters yeah it’s a very ancient apartment
01:04:37:17	01:04:39:25	Steve [GM]	on this parchment here
01:04:43:02	01:04:44:06	Steve [GM]	hours old
01:04:44:27	01:04:51:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just so we can plan, are those like characters that we’re going to be embodying or okay
01:04:51:11	01:04:57:27	Steve [GM]	so you’re going to try to improvise this story with only the hints that are on these cards basically
01:04:51:19	01:05:25:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I got
01:04:57:27	01:05:07:00	Steve [GM]	basically um uh the question is did you want to simply roll or you want you want a role okay
01:05:04:02	01:05:08:13	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s roll for it. Yeah, I’m going to roll a d4
01:05:06:01	01:05:06:21	Chris [TBD]	Heck yeah.
01:05:10:18	01:05:11:19	Brin [Basil]	Is that this one?
01:05:12:00	01:05:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone No, that’s the pyramid Yeah, everyone will roll a D4 Let’s find out what everyone gets
01:05:19:05	01:05:21:10	Chris [TBD]	Now, that doesn’t count as a nat one, right?
01:05:22:03	01:05:24:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just trying to figure out, you got a four?
01:05:25:02	01:05:25:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one
01:05:25:19	01:05:31:23	Dave [Xeros]	So we all got ones so you are number four. So you decide which one’s number four and then we’ll go the other way.
01:05:32:22	01:05:41:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he thought about that
01:05:34:06	01:05:38:02	Dave [Xeros]	Is it the first one or the top or bottom?
01:05:34:14	01:05:45:17	Steve [GM]	okay well i mean there
01:05:35:04	01:05:42:09	Brin [Basil]	Should I look at this?
01:05:41:01	01:05:41:17	Dave [Xeros]	Let’s go again.
01:05:41:10	01:05:44:07	Chris [TBD]	I can see the regret in your eye.
01:05:45:17	01:05:48:08	Steve [GM]	was something that i was thinking would be hilarious but this will be
01:05:46:27	01:05:56:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh. Oh dear. Oh dear Oh man
01:05:49:27	01:05:50:17	Steve [GM]	[laughter]
01:05:49:28	01:05:50:11	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:05:51:27	01:05:53:17	Chris [TBD]	I have no idea what’s going on.
01:05:58:27	01:05:59:13	Chris [TBD]	That’s two.
01:05:59:25	01:06:02:07	Dave [Xeros]	I got three. So 1, 2, 3.
01:06:01:07	01:06:02:01	Chris [TBD]	One, two, three.
01:06:03:00	01:06:03:15	Steve [GM]	one
01:06:03:03	01:06:14:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a couple
01:06:08:06	01:06:08:26	Steve [GM]	all right
01:06:08:24	01:06:10:22	Brin [Basil]	This is
01:06:11:10	01:06:15:22	Steve [GM]	so brainstorm I’m going to go to the bathroom and just kind of I’ll give you a couple minutes
01:06:14:10	01:06:19:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	minutes
01:06:20:01	01:06:30:11	Brin [Basil]	bad y’all I am Mr. Moist I’m scrawny constantly sweating
01:06:28:10	01:06:39:25	Chris [TBD]	as TBD pulls his parchment up and reads the first two words he exclaims out loud
01:06:35:08	01:06:36:11	Brin [Basil]	Nasally voice.
01:06:39:25	01:06:46:08	Chris [TBD]	what the hell I’m lady luscious the romantic interest
01:06:41:15	01:06:48:20	Dave [Xeros]	oh that’s hot uh okay romantic interest
01:06:44:16	01:06:56:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of course
01:06:48:20	01:06:53:21	Dave [Xeros]	um i am captain crunched i am the antagonist
01:06:55:28	01:07:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	i’m on the bad guy i want to twirl my mustache uh can you guys want to explain who you are
01:06:56:01	01:06:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Of course, you got that one.
01:07:03:16	01:07:07:15	Chris [TBD]	yeah everyone read their things
01:07:06:04	01:07:11:14	Dave [Xeros]	okay i am i’m capping crunched i’m a big muscled handsome but not particularly bright
01:07:11:14	01:07:18:26	Dave [Xeros]	it’s i’m pretty sure this was designed for you um i want one thing and that’s to keep lady luscious
01:07:18:26	01:07:25:01	Dave [Xeros]	from noticing professor pain i’m guessing your professor pain all right uh he and professor
01:07:23:23	01:07:25:07	Chris [TBD]	yoohoo
01:07:25:01	01:07:31:18	Dave [Xeros]	pain had a falling out as kids and that has made us uh made it so that anything the professor
01:07:26:26	01:07:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no.
01:07:31:18	01:07:37:17	Dave [Xeros]	pain wants captain crunch wants to make sure he doesn’t get it uh he doesn’t really care about
01:07:37:16	01:07:43:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m on my briars list
01:07:37:17	01:07:43:26	Dave [Xeros]	lady luscious and her interest in getting her her home repaired isn’t high on my priority list
01:07:43:26	01:07:51:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh he knows lady lushing’s friends damsel daisy sounds very uh mario brothers right
01:07:44:22	01:07:45:16	Chris [TBD]	gosh
01:07:51:15	01:07:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	uh but has never met mr moist nice uh there’s something
01:07:59:27	01:08:09:07	Dave [Xeros]	there’s some thing a shindig at the lake tonight and lady luscious wants to go though captain crunch would rather spend his time doing his hair and smiling in the mirror that sounds right
01:08:11:07	01:08:14:08	Brin [Basil]	guest on over here yeah go ahead
01:08:14:19	01:08:15:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	The ashes.
01:08:14:23	01:08:16:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh, Lady Luscious.
01:08:17:24	01:08:25:18	Chris [TBD]	A smart and pretty in a nerdy sort of way woman. Lady Lushius is interested in having fun. She wants two things.
01:08:25:23	01:08:32:16	Chris [TBD]	To be in a stable relationship with a thoughtful guy she thinks she has this right now
01:08:34:08	01:08:43:08	Chris [TBD]	to get the help she needs to fix up her home after a recent storm ruined some of the roof
01:08:44:00	01:08:49:22	Chris [TBD]	She is more interested in Captain Crunch than he is in her, as they don’t share a lot of interests.
01:08:49:28	01:08:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	right i think we’re dating
01:08:51:01	01:08:59:10	Chris [TBD]	He hasn’t offered to help with the route. He doesn’t much care about being at the lake. It would be great if he were more interested In baking and cooking!
01:09:00:12	01:09:11:16	Chris [TBD]	She’s excited to go to the lake where she’ll get to spend time With her friend Damsel Daisy At the Midsummer Fair Damseldaisy’s friend Mr. Moist Hasn’t met Lady Luscious
01:09:11:16	01:09:17:17	Chris [TBD]	Though she has heard a bit about him Will Lady Luscious be able to convince Captain Crunch to be more helpful and supportive?
01:09:16:25	01:09:24:13	Brin [Basil]	oh boy I am I’m mr. mr.
01:09:17:20	01:09:23:10	Dave [Xeros]	who’s uh mr moist all right
01:09:25:13	01:09:27:07	Chris [TBD]	It’s the worst name.
01:09:25:29	01:09:33:13	Brin [Basil]	let’s see if i can do that nasally voice okay so i’m scrawny constantly sweating in the nasally
01:09:33:13	01:09:40:17	Brin [Basil]	voice but i’m a deep thinker i only want one thing and that’s to help my pal professor pain
01:09:41:09	01:09:47:12	Brin [Basil]	in whatever way he can professor pain once did a great deed that put me in debt
01:09:47:12	01:09:57:14	Brin [Basil]	that doesn’t make sense okay oh you’re gonna love this i have a church group
01:09:48:14	01:09:49:17	Chris [TBD]	In debt to him,
01:09:57:14	01:10:09:12	Brin [Basil]	that meets regularly to discuss um philosophy spiritual and spiritual things okay um this this is how i know damsel daisy
01:10:09:12	01:10:19:04	Brin [Basil]	is that through yeah okay so through the church group is how i know dams please um i’m familiar with the lake and even help set up some decorations for
01:10:19:04	01:10:27:08	Brin [Basil]	the mid -summer fair that starts tonight can mr moist help out his buddy and make
01:10:27:08	01:10:37:23	Brin [Basil]	the night an unforgettable i sure can’t i’m the best mean man there is i’m a teak and i have a nasally voice i have an easily voice guys
01:10:37:23	01:10:41:29	Brin [Basil]	i really i like literally have to plug my nose to do this
01:10:41:13	01:10:44:29	Dave [Xeros]	what are you an antagonist
01:10:47:16	01:11:06:15	Brin [Basil]	oh it just says friend of professor paint so i’m his wingman yeah legit
01:10:49:25	01:10:51:02	Chris [TBD]	There you go
01:10:53:02	01:10:53:19	Chris [TBD]	Wingman
01:10:57:02	01:11:02:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, I am Professor Payne and nope
01:11:03:25	01:11:12:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	p -a -i in four letters um i also have a physical description like did you guys
01:11:04:25	01:11:05:29	Chris [TBD]	Ooh
01:11:06:15	01:11:06:25	Brin [Basil]	pain
01:11:12:27	01:11:24:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have physical descriptions over there or you did okay i am also scrawny the tag team
01:11:14:05	01:11:21:17	Brin [Basil]	yeah the muscly you’re a nerd and you’re beautiful a beautiful nerd
01:11:14:14	01:11:20:22	Chris [TBD]	Now The name Lady Lushes says it all
01:11:15:07	01:11:17:23	Dave [Xeros]	big muscled handsome and not particularly bright
01:11:24:19	01:11:34:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	over here kind of vain but not notably attractive yeah professor pain wants two things
01:11:30:11	01:11:31:22	Chris [TBD]	It’s very specific
01:11:32:10	01:11:34:09	Brin [Basil]	I got you I got your camera
01:11:36:21	01:11:48:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	professor paine wants to get the attention love of lady luscious and to defeat his nemesis captain crunched they used to be childhood friends but now they don’t get along that’s all
01:11:44:04	01:11:44:21	Chris [TBD]	Crunched
01:11:48:03	01:11:54:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it says professor pain and lady lush has never spoken but often are at the nearby lake at the
01:11:54:22	01:12:03:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	same time um pp is a nickname i guess on here that i have to be careful with that
01:12:03:25	01:12:12:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	has anxiety about talking to ll and believes that if he defeat her current boyfriend
01:12:08:18	01:12:10:17	Brin [Basil]	PP’s best friend is moist
01:12:13:02	01:12:23:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’ll have a chance with her his buddy mr moyce is a friend of lady luscious lady in waiting daniel daisy through though professor paine has not ever met her before
01:12:23:28	01:12:33:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	either professor pain can expect lady lushing’s to show up at the lake later this evening for the midsummer fair it’s likely captain crunch is going to be there too how can professor pain
01:12:33:25	01:12:37:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	defeat the captain and start a relationship with the gail
01:12:38:27	01:12:41:26	Chris [TBD]	Steve, the only thing we’ve done is just read our characters
01:12:41:18	01:12:44:17	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i think that’s enough though because we’re just going to the lake right
01:12:43:06	01:12:54:01	Brin [Basil]	is it we’re just winging it okay okay
01:12:47:03	01:12:48:10	Chris [TBD]	We got…
01:12:47:22	01:12:53:06	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to create this scenario we’re just going to the lake Me and you are dating
01:12:50:03	01:12:57:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to defeat captain crunch crunchy ties me or don’t
01:12:54:01	01:13:01:27	Brin [Basil]	so but you want lady blushes right not not damsel daisy
01:12:54:20	01:12:58:03	Dave [Xeros]	He wants you yeah, he wants you
01:12:55:13	01:12:56:24	Chris [TBD]	Against your will?
01:13:01:27	01:13:07:16	Brin [Basil]	but i know damn say i don’t know lady this is gonna be rough
01:13:07:16	01:13:14:00	Brin [Basil]	all right pp
01:13:08:20	01:13:19:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no but i’ve seen her a lot at the park i’ve watched her about this point yeah so in a good way and like uh no no no
01:13:15:17	01:13:24:18	Brin [Basil]	all right all right we’re gonna get you We’re going to get you some moist. Don’t you worry about it.
01:13:19:12	01:13:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	at the park we’re at the park at the same time i don’t go to your house my nemesis i’m not going to my nemesi’s house
01:13:29:08	01:13:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	Lusicious
01:13:30:20	01:13:31:20	Steve [GM]	if you
01:13:32:28	01:13:34:28	Steve [GM]	if you want to use the map
01:13:36:17	01:13:37:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m the map
01:13:37:04	01:13:41:07	Steve [GM]	you can have your characters on the stage It’s there, that’s the point.
01:13:44:20	01:13:45:25	Steve [GM]	Very small guy.
01:13:47:13	01:13:53:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s that’s my character down in front
01:13:48:13	01:13:51:23	Steve [GM]	Yep, Nordle in the front row with his Pope hat so that people
01:13:48:20	01:13:50:26	Chris [TBD]	Can you move my gun or two?
01:13:54:19	01:13:56:19	Steve [GM]	I’m doing the best I care.
01:13:56:17	01:13:58:18	Dave [Xeros]	his head goes into his shell
01:13:59:27	01:14:00:14	Steve [GM]	Exactly.
01:14:01:29	01:14:02:07	Steve [GM]	Alright!
01:14:02:19	01:14:04:05	Brin [Basil]	Oh, this is stressful.
01:14:04:11	01:14:14:13	Steve [GM]	So the lights start to swirl around and you hear dramatic music starting up and the Kinkud jumps up in front. Ladies and gentlemen! We present to you
01:14:14:13	01:14:24:22	Steve [GM]	the story of Professor Payne, Captain Crunched Mr. Moise and Lady Luscious! Let’s hear it from… And he flaps off the stage
01:14:24:05	01:14:32:23	Brin [Basil]	Well, that
01:14:24:22	01:14:29:09	Steve [GM]	as the crowd begins to cheer wildly and I don’t have a good sound effect so we’ll just go
01:14:30:19	01:14:31:16	Steve [GM]	That’s clapping
01:14:31:28	01:14:34:06	Chris [TBD]	The SNES version of clapping.
01:14:32:23	01:14:42:28	Brin [Basil]	doesn’t work for me, but we’re all
01:14:36:19	01:14:37:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Faster!
01:14:41:13	01:14:45:18	Dave [Xeros]	All right, so we’re on the way to the lake. Right?
01:14:46:19	01:14:55:05	Brin [Basil]	Um, so I thought that my cat killed
01:14:49:08	01:15:00:15	Dave [Xeros]	So I am just going to sit back in my carriage that I have in front of me. I’ve got a couple horses. I’m just using my seven-cattail whip to whip those guys down.
01:15:00:21	01:15:04:20	Steve [GM]	How are we Are you doing a deceptive
01:15:04:16	01:15:14:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, I’m Just Using Illusion Magic. so um i’m using illusionary magic and i actually change my the way i look as well if you want me
01:15:06:18	01:15:07:21	Steve [GM]	Illusion Mac? Oh okay
01:15:14:17	01:15:23:15	Dave [Xeros]	to roll for that i can but i do quite literally become capping crunched um big big burly guy
01:15:14:25	01:15:23:13	Chris [TBD]	but I do quite literally big early guys
01:15:20:19	01:15:21:16	Steve [GM]	Crunchetize me captain
01:15:22:02	01:15:23:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	guy
01:15:23:15	01:15:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	like uh um like kind of that uh what is it those uh those russian like bodybuilder type
01:15:25:04	01:15:26:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I miss that game.
01:15:31:06	01:15:39:01	Dave [Xeros]	like spandex thing yeah yeah like a wrestler’s gi thing no no i mean just
01:15:31:10	01:15:32:01	Steve [GM]	oh yeah
01:15:35:12	01:15:38:01	Chris [TBD]	Big curly mustache bars? Handlebars?
01:15:38:28	01:15:40:02	Steve [GM]	you’re like Zangief
01:15:40:14	01:15:41:15	Chris [TBD]	Some geese.
01:15:40:18	01:15:47:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah but like handsome zanky like yeah well i mean he has like the mohawk and all the scars
01:15:43:20	01:15:44:19	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, but handsome.
01:15:44:03	01:15:45:02	Steve [GM]	oh okay
01:15:47:23	01:15:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	and stuff like that i don’t know if like luscious is into that yes i mean luscous do you like scones
01:15:49:04	01:15:50:10	Steve [GM]	girls dig scars
01:15:49:29	01:15:54:05	Chris [TBD]	Some people like maybe Lady Luscious likes scars. You don’t know them.
01:15:55:28	01:15:57:14	Chris [TBD]	I wish you would notice me more!
01:15:56:16	01:16:04:08	Brin [Basil]	And I was looking at the rest of it, and
01:15:58:22	01:16:03:09	Dave [Xeros]	and I just kind of ignore it put my arm around her
01:16:04:10	01:16:15:23	Dave [Xeros]	whip the carriage further down as we’re going down the road we almost run over two skinny people that are walking down the street
01:16:04:25	01:16:05:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the carriage
01:16:12:16	01:16:15:08	Brin [Basil]	walking
01:16:15:23	01:16:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	and as we go by I throw a profanity out to them get the f out of the way um
01:16:23:25	01:16:33:14	Dave [Xeros]	And we splash mud all over them. If the road is dry, I actually throw water out onto
01:16:25:04	01:16:26:11	Steve [GM]	I was slow
01:16:33:14	01:16:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	the road so that there’s mud and then it splashes
01:16:33:23	01:16:34:03	Chris [TBD]	that thing
01:16:33:29	01:16:37:01	Brin [Basil]	so that there’s much and then it’s like
01:16:37:21	01:16:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	typical captain crux major big big deke i mean is that was
01:16:40:14	01:16:41:15	Dave [Xeros]	What was that?
01:16:40:16	01:16:41:16	Brin [Basil]	what was that?
01:16:46:02	01:16:52:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i forgot what his name was over there oh yeah hi
01:16:48:21	01:16:59:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, oh, it’s you! Hi douchebag! um uh how’s it going see ya and I just like
01:16:54:06	01:16:56:23	Brin [Basil]	brush it off brush it up bro
01:16:59:05	01:17:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	whip the thing in and it like splashes more mud on you guys
01:17:01:24	01:17:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um before they run us over can i cast charm person within a 30 foot radius and get some
01:17:10:17	01:17:16:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of the audience sort of in favor of our performance before all this begins
01:17:17:04	01:17:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	you want him to like be on your side
01:17:19:01	01:17:27:24	Steve [GM]	alright so here’s what we’ll do for that go ahead and roll to see if you succeed And if you do, I’ll give You a bonus die to add To any of my rolls
01:17:22:19	01:17:23:22	Brin [Basil]	That’s a great idea.
01:17:27:19	01:17:52:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what do i get to add to this okay
01:17:27:25	01:17:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	can i
01:17:32:17	01:17:33:14	Steve [GM]	Charm person
01:17:34:29	01:17:35:15	Dave [Xeros]	am
01:17:43:17	01:17:52:03	Steve [GM]	You’re going to Why don’t you add your wisdom Bonus To it because we’re using Charm Person a little differently than normal
01:17:52:03	01:17:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	and I’m going to when you cast that cast silvery bobs
01:17:52:12	01:18:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then he’s already casting mud he can’t cast
01:17:56:01	01:17:58:06	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh, here we go!
01:17:57:29	01:17:58:15	Dave [Xeros]	let’s
01:18:00:19	01:18:02:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:01:28	01:18:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	hey
01:18:01:29	01:18:05:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything all the time uh i got an 18 though
01:18:04:19	01:18:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	Are we rolling initiative? Like, does this have to go in order now? I thought we were just like having a play.
01:18:08:19	01:18:12:25	Chris [TBD]	Oh crunchy
01:18:11:02	01:18:11:19	Steve [GM]	Yeah
01:18:15:22	01:18:20:04	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go to the lake I want to have some fun I’m interested in having fun
01:18:20:02	01:18:21:14	Dave [Xeros]	Oh hell yeah, let’s get wet.
01:18:23:08	01:18:27:16	Brin [Basil]	moist.
01:18:29:09	01:18:30:20	Brin [Basil]	I love this mud!
01:18:34:02	01:18:45:10	Brin [Basil]	Hey, listen don’t worry about this mud everything is gonna okay me too listen listen i know this back lake
01:18:41:23	01:18:42:16	Dave [Xeros]	No it’s not!
01:18:45:10	01:18:55:28	Brin [Basil]	like the back of my hand okay i set up decorations for this point okay we have got luscious in a bag wait
01:18:55:20	01:19:06:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to hear i mean i already know a lot about her because i um i’ve seen her a few times well i know she likes
01:18:55:28	01:19:05:04	Brin [Basil]	how you’ve seen okay
01:19:06:16	01:19:13:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this part is it the park oh the lake
01:19:10:09	01:19:15:03	Brin [Basil]	been like watching her it’s fine the late
01:19:13:19	01:19:18:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the lake yes we we sometimes end up near the lake at the same
01:19:18:20	01:19:30:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	time just coincidence yeah so um yeah i know that she is really looking for some stability
01:19:21:22	01:19:25:28	Brin [Basil]	uh-huh I wonder
01:19:30:03	01:19:37:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sort of a homey life, that sort of thing. And Captain Crunch knows nothing about that because it’s the oblivious D-hole
01:19:33:10	01:19:34:10	Brin [Basil]	you’ve got this
01:19:38:05	01:19:43:06	Brin [Basil]	that’s great she definitely she’ll definitely take scrawny over
01:19:45:06	01:19:46:00	Dave [Xeros]	Muscle and handsome.
01:19:45:18	01:19:51:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s go I think we should make our way over to the park I think that’s part one maybe
01:19:48:22	01:19:49:25	Brin [Basil]	it let’s go
01:19:51:14	01:20:01:20	Steve [GM]	Yes. Okay, so that’s the end of the first scene So I’m going to go ahead and roll If you wish to use your bonus die To modify the role You’re welcome to But you have to decide before I throw
01:19:53:16	01:19:54:18	Brin [Basil]	act one
01:19:54:12	01:19:55:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:20:02:01	01:20:05:04	Dave [Xeros]	How many bonus die did we get? Just the one?
01:20:03:22	01:20:04:18	Steve [GM]	Just the one
01:20:06:02	01:20:07:16	Steve [GM]	Are you using it now? Yes or no
01:20:08:26	01:20:15:12	Brin [Basil]	Do you think, do you think it’s good to get the audience right off the bat? Right off the bat.
01:20:09:23	01:20:10:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	audience satisfaction
01:20:10:11	01:20:11:28	Steve [GM]	Yep audience satisfaction
01:20:12:25	01:20:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah We’re coming out swinging obviously
01:20:15:21	01:20:22:11	Steve [GM]	All right, roll it. Roll it and tell me the one that I gave you there is your bonus die. Let’s see what it does.
01:20:15:22	01:20:16:29	Chris [TBD]	Are we all rolling?
01:20:16:23	01:20:17:27	Dave [Xeros]	So is it D4?
01:20:24:03	01:20:32:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Four! That’s a bonus
01:20:24:24	01:20:36:21	Steve [GM]	All right yeah okay so no nope. I do the role for the audience And you guys succeeded really well So they are Really enjoying
01:20:25:08	01:20:26:00	Chris [TBD]	Beautiful.
01:20:27:02	01:20:30:29	Chris [TBD]	Are we all rolling He does the roll
01:20:34:12	01:20:34:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice
01:20:37:17	01:20:42:27	Steve [GM]	Yeah this apparently has gone Well for them Alright let’s move on to
01:20:37:24	01:20:38:15	Chris [TBD]	Riveting
01:20:38:00	01:20:38:18	Dave [Xeros]	Riveting!
01:20:41:13	01:20:42:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m so glad they like it
01:20:42:04	01:20:44:24	Dave [Xeros]	How could he have done anything else?
01:20:44:20	01:20:46:01	Steve [GM]	Go ahead and give a
01:20:46:13	01:20:47:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everybody loves an underdog
01:20:47:15	01:20:51:11	Brin [Basil]	I literally can’t do this in easily without plugging my notes. I’m not even kidding.
01:20:52:10	01:20:55:27	Steve [GM]	Okay, let’s see what scene two looks like. Go for it.
01:20:52:17	01:20:53:13	Dave [Xeros]	Hang on.
01:20:56:14	01:20:57:17	Dave [Xeros]	So we’re at the lake?
01:20:59:12	01:21:01:17	Dave [Xeros]	So we roll up, we get there before you guys.
01:21:02:14	01:21:03:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s not a race
01:21:03:10	01:21:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
01:21:05:26	01:21:06:17	Dave [Xeros]	We can do that.
01:21:07:25	01:21:15:07	Dave [Xeros]	There’s a nice spread like the decorations look beautiful um there’s some like uh light strands up but they’re not
01:21:11:19	01:21:12:18	Brin [Basil]	That’s right, they do
01:21:15:07	01:21:26:13	Dave [Xeros]	really light strands they’re just um and so i’m just illusionary yeah illusory magic just popping up but it looks like there’s like a silver string everywhere but the lobes are just floating around
01:21:17:21	01:21:21:02	Brin [Basil]	There are fireflies in jars Yeah I caught those
01:21:26:13	01:21:36:16	Dave [Xeros]	these silver screens so there’s all of these really pretty lights floating ever everywhere there is everything is kind of floating so like the table is floating it doesn’t have legs but
01:21:36:16	01:21:47:10	Dave [Xeros]	It has tons of, like, food and chips and dip and punch, all that sort of stuff. And then there’s different tables. There’s a dance floor in the middle
01:21:47:10	01:21:54:13	Dave [Xeros]	and then the lake is kind of out there and it’s… The sun’s starting to set so there’s just that nice
01:21:56:03	01:22:04:21	Dave [Xeros]	golden hour look to it. You know? Very Little Mermaid, right? Kissed the girl looking feel to it
01:21:58:03	01:22:00:17	Steve [GM]	Wow, okay. Really painting the picture.
01:22:03:06	01:22:05:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:22:05:25	01:22:07:20	Brin [Basil]	don’t sound good
01:22:07:06	01:22:16:05	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah and so we roll up there’s a bunch of people there i see uh daisy over there by the
01:22:16:05	01:22:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	punch bowl and so he jumped right off my horse and i’m like oh hey um i’m gonna go talk to daisy real quick do you want to come with me or just wanna just hang here and just
01:22:23:02	01:22:34:07	Chris [TBD]	Look how beautiful this place is, Crunchy. I wish you would put more effort into our own home where we are
01:22:34:07	01:22:36:09	Chris [TBD]	to make it look more like this. Isn’t this wonderful?
01:22:37:06	01:22:48:19	Dave [Xeros]	this is the problem you like forced me to move in with you and that You didn’t really prepare me that there were, I don’t know, things to do in the house. And I’m not really the type of…
01:22:39:14	01:22:53:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she speaks um
01:22:48:19	01:22:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	I mean, I Don’t Want Things Hitting My Face and I Don’T Like Sweating. Bye! And I go over and I just totally start hitting on Daisy.
01:22:54:15	01:22:54:20	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god.
01:22:57:22	01:23:03:28	Dave [Xeros]	And I roll a little bit of liquor into The Punch and then pour her a drink and hand it to her.
01:23:04:11	01:23:04:27	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:23:06:03	01:23:08:17	Steve [GM]	where we’re at the incredible set dressing
01:23:07:29	01:23:19:25	Chris [TBD]	I am quite visually upset.
01:23:08:16	01:23:09:00	Dave [Xeros]	Nice!
01:23:08:29	01:23:19:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm -hmm yep yeah so i think so uh we’re gonna
01:23:10:27	01:23:12:21	Steve [GM]	and we’ll let it keep rolling.
01:23:13:25	01:23:15:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay, we’re walking up.
01:23:20:26	01:23:24:17	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh! There she is by herself! She’s by herself!!
01:23:21:29	01:23:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re going to okay yeah no no come with me i have a plan okay so we walk up next to ll as she’s known um
01:23:34:26	01:23:40:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	having eavesdropped on their previous conversation and knowing a little bit about lady lush
01:23:40:11	01:23:46:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh we’re just going to be having some casual conversation about home improvements and
01:23:47:01	01:23:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:23:47:01	01:23:50:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:23:48:04	01:23:52:04	Brin [Basil]	I know about that. I’m a great decorator.
01:23:50:19	01:24:01:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and i’m gonna tell you um i’m
01:23:52:04	01:24:01:26	Brin [Basil]	I’m going
01:23:59:29	01:24:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	oh thank you for that
01:24:01:09	01:24:11:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	going to tell you um you know i really just i really Just love having a home that is
01:24:11:10	01:24:19:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just so manicured well -kept and you know it’s just just a nice neat living space but also having
01:24:19:20	01:24:25:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the freedom to make some improvements occasionally in what i’m talking about yeah kind of expansions
01:24:22:08	01:24:22:29	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely.
01:24:24:11	01:24:24:16	Brin [Basil]	Uh-huh.
01:24:25:14	01:24:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	have some guests over maybe but just just yeah just that homey feel nothing better absolutely
01:24:31:04	01:24:35:00	Brin [Basil]	You know what every home needs? A lady.
01:24:32:06	01:24:40:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nothing but you’re right oh if only if only there was a woman here who
01:24:37:07	01:24:38:24	Brin [Basil]	If only there was
01:24:41:07	01:24:47:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was interested in settling down having
01:24:49:15	01:24:55:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a relationship built on a physical home foundation
01:24:55:28	01:25:00:14	Chris [TBD]	Lady Luscious thinks she hears something and she turns around and just does not see anything.
01:25:00:19	01:25:01:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:00:19	01:25:01:18	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:25:02:14	01:25:06:29	Chris [TBD]	And then she realizes, oh! You’re down there.
01:25:03:16	01:25:04:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:09:05	01:25:16:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna be kind of like flexing hard with my feathers even though I’m like scrawny i’m like literally a little bit
01:25:16:24	01:25:19:16	Brin [Basil]	looking fly keep doing that PB
01:25:19:16	01:25:32:15	Brin [Basil]	help her
01:25:19:29	01:25:21:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Just want to notice me
01:25:23:15	01:25:28:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m Professor Pay Well, I don’t think you know me though
01:25:24:18	01:25:26:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh, Professor Payne.
01:25:28:20	01:25:34:18	Chris [TBD]	Do I not? I thought you and Captain Crunch were friends.
01:25:32:15	01:25:36:29	Brin [Basil]	out of the carriage I push you forward
01:25:35:20	01:25:36:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	still in the character?
01:25:37:10	01:25:38:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, hello
01:25:38:07	01:25:40:23	Dave [Xeros]	just as you’re trying to get her out of the carriage i actually
01:25:43:09	01:25:49:12	Dave [Xeros]	so she just falls boom straight to the ground and right before that i throw more water underneath
01:25:45:04	01:25:47:27	Brin [Basil]	and right before that
01:25:45:24	01:25:46:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh my butt.
01:25:49:10	01:25:55:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who’s this guy? Captain Masochist over here
01:25:50:29	01:25:51:23	Chris [TBD]	Underneath me?
01:25:53:06	01:25:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah no no like she’s just trying to make me fix the roof i’m i’m just passive aggressive about it
01:25:56:08	01:26:05:06	Steve [GM]	I’m gonna do an audience roll anybody we have two um bonus dice does anyone want to throw them in
01:26:02:23	01:26:04:11	Brin [Basil]	everybody’s voice
01:26:05:06	01:26:10:13	Steve [GM]	okay all right yeah that’s what you want to do
01:26:05:08	01:26:16:29	Chris [TBD]	Oh, he’s rolling hot.
01:26:05:14	01:26:06:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll throw mine in
01:26:06:26	01:26:15:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Both This is good stuff The fight scene A four
01:26:09:19	01:26:10:26	Dave [Xeros]	oh that was bad
01:26:13:02	01:26:13:15	Dave [Xeros]	one
01:26:15:03	01:26:27:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh i’m
01:26:20:20	01:26:27:29	Steve [GM]	the audience apparently likes seeing pratfalls of lady lashes falling into suddenly generated mud
01:26:29:03	01:26:30:07	Steve [GM]	Alright, keep going.
01:26:33:05	01:26:37:05	Dave [Xeros]	if you want to continue I could like throw out some conversations with Daisy
01:26:37:15	01:26:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	practicing chivalry I’m reaching for you
01:26:41:15	01:26:50:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so sorry how that happened it was probably your boyfriend then i won’t describe but it’s probably your boyfriend
01:26:52:02	01:27:03:20	Chris [TBD]	Thanks! Uh… You caught me in a moment of distress. I apologize, I don’t need to look this way but you know I just wish Crunchy over there would just notice me
01:27:03:20	01:27:05:13	Chris [TBD]	and I just wished that
01:27:07:10	01:27:10:05	Chris [TBD]	he would care about coming from the lake with me
01:27:11:08	01:27:13:09	Chris [TBD]	I also wish he was more interested in baking
01:27:14:02	01:27:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:27:14:26	01:27:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	okay so I am continuing my conversation with Daisy and I’m just going to say you know what, I heard But, man, you know? Like I just hear that you’ve got like more of a trad wife vibe going on. I know you like to make bread.
01:27:15:29	01:27:17:16	Chris [TBD]	continuing my conversation
01:27:27:17	01:27:33:23	Dave [Xeros]	Milk cows do all that stuff. And, uh… You know? I-I just think that’s really hot Daisy. I think it’s hot.
01:27:31:08	01:27:36:05	Chris [TBD]	Can we hear this?
01:27:34:28	01:27:40:24	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to make my way over To the punch and i’m gonna get two drinks And i’m going TO make my WAY back And give them you guys
01:27:39:00	01:27:39:12	Dave [Xeros]	Sweet.
01:27:40:15	01:27:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	Okay so that was spiked with um…
01:27:44:03	01:27:44:24	Brin [Basil]	Oh shit
01:27:44:24	01:27:46:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:27:45:03	01:27:46:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:27:45:03	01:27:47:11	Steve [GM]	[laughter]
01:27:46:12	01:27:47:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:27:48:09	01:27:49:26	Brin [Basil]	Just keeping it moist Okay
01:27:51:19	01:27:54:03	Dave [Xeros]	I mean here someone roll a d8 real quick.
01:27:52:29	01:27:58:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	usually this works but your job this time okay
01:27:56:12	01:28:05:22	Dave [Xeros]	Here I’m gonna roll a D8. oh okay so we are the oh no um
01:28:00:01	01:28:01:27	Chris [TBD]	Did you roll it C
01:28:05:22	01:28:11:04	Dave [Xeros]	okay so this is actually no yeah i actually dumped it in there
01:28:06:15	01:28:06:29	Chris [TBD]	Roll a three
01:28:06:17	01:28:11:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is actually going to affect us, too. This isn’t performance. This is actual…
01:28:09:14	01:28:13:00	Chris [TBD]	Yeah You guys got hit
01:28:10:26	01:28:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:28:10:26	01:28:12:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:28:11:04	01:28:19:13	Dave [Xeros]	you guys got hit with the prideful port rum this is uh spiked with powdered power causes euphoria
01:28:19:13	01:28:26:01	Dave [Xeros]	so great enjoy it gives advantage on all ability checks and attack rolls after one hour
01:28:20:27	01:28:33:23	Brin [Basil]	yes yeah oh i’ve
01:28:26:01	01:28:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	you may say must make a dc5 constitution saving throw against addiction and this is yeah this
01:28:29:22	01:28:31:13	Chris [TBD]	This is the cocaine one.
01:28:30:29	01:28:31:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, okay.
01:28:32:14	01:28:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	is the cocaine one and no you had the no yeah you have nice um if you fail to save you have
01:28:33:23	01:28:38:03	Brin [Basil]	had this one I have had this one
01:28:36:17	01:28:37:29	Chris [TBD]	You did, yeah.
01:28:39:10	01:28:41:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So I’m feeling way more confident, actually.
01:28:41:02	01:28:50:10	Dave [Xeros]	disadvantage on all ability checks once addicted you can no longer have uh you no longer have to make constitution saving throws after each dose but to remove the addiction you
01:28:50:10	01:29:01:22	Dave [Xeros]	have to make a dc 20 constitution saving throw um after going one month without taking it uh so yeah i’m on ecstasy you guys are on
01:28:54:28	01:28:57:01	Brin [Basil]	oh my god
01:29:04:03	01:29:05:10	Chris [TBD]	that stuff.
01:29:06:26	01:29:08:20	Chris [TBD]	Whoa! Whoa!
01:29:06:28	01:29:08:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So we both drank it?
01:29:11:00	01:29:11:08	Chris [TBD]	Whoa!
01:29:11:14	01:29:14:11	Dave [Xeros]	all of a sudden no longer have like the nasally voice
01:29:15:11	01:29:16:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:17:12	01:29:19:09	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to go sit down in the grass
01:29:22:12	01:29:24:26	Dave [Xeros]	gosh what just happened what just happen
01:29:27:12	01:29:28:26	Brin [Basil]	you got this peepee
01:29:27:12	01:29:28:11	Chris [TBD]	Uh…
01:29:30:29	01:29:31:28	Chris [TBD]	you should have
01:29:32:21	01:29:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was going to say
01:29:33:18	01:29:34:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:35:28	01:29:47:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Lady Luscious I am here To claim you my bride By the end of this night You will be mine
01:29:37:23	01:29:39:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:29:40:29	01:29:44:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:41:18	01:29:43:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:45:13	01:29:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:45:13	01:29:46:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:47:10	01:29:50:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I challenge any soul Here
01:29:47:11	01:29:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:50:07	01:29:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:29:51:29	01:29:59:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who will contend for the maiden’s hand Who dares
01:29:52:19	01:29:54:03	Chris [TBD]	gosh what
01:29:57:28	01:30:02:10	Chris [TBD]	I’ve never had so much attention this
01:30:01:17	01:30:03:24	Steve [GM]	All right, I’m doing an audience roll.
01:30:03:05	01:30:08:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I’m using my bonus die.
01:30:05:23	01:30:06:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:30:07:25	01:30:09:24	Steve [GM]	All right. Tell me what you had.
01:30:09:28	01:30:10:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:30:16:14	01:30:17:19	Chris [TBD]	professor
01:30:16:23	01:30:21:11	Steve [GM]	That is the second nat 20 that the audience
01:30:19:16	01:30:20:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:30:24:16	01:30:25:08	Steve [GM]	Keep going!
01:30:25:06	01:30:29:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s right does anyone dare contest
01:30:28:20	01:30:40:20	Chris [TBD]	you how did he Professor I couldn’t help him
01:30:28:20	01:30:38:12	Dave [Xeros]	okay uh and then i’m i’m gonna i’m going to see this interaction and i’m just gonna step between you and luscious
01:30:31:28	01:30:48:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	challenge and baked
01:30:40:20	01:30:50:28	Chris [TBD]	He was talking about home repairs and oh my
01:30:45:21	01:30:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	uh no one asked for you to talk and
01:30:48:09	01:30:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	goods let me tell you I’ve got something cooking in the oven at home
01:30:51:04	01:30:52:26	Chris [TBD]	Guys, it is so hot in here.
01:30:51:22	01:31:15:02	Brin [Basil]	i can guarantee you it’s moist whoa
01:30:51:25	01:30:52:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:31:01:16	01:31:04:13	Dave [Xeros]	one uh don’t hit on my girl i’m going to have to
01:31:06:04	01:31:14:26	Dave [Xeros]	punish you pain and number two um i’m looking for uh some sister wives things here so can
01:31:14:22	01:31:15:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:31:15:02	01:31:25:26	Brin [Basil]	we actually don’t know what that’s like
01:31:16:20	01:31:19:02	Chris [TBD]	a second because you know what happened
01:31:17:04	01:31:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	because you know what happens when you get three or four of them together. Just things get crazy.
01:31:25:15	01:31:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	Well, I know… Yeah! That’s right! That’s great! Okay. So step off before I punch you in the face.
01:31:28:25	01:31:31:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	listen here Captain
01:31:33:17	01:31:35:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Crunchyface listen to me
01:31:37:11	01:31:46:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	speaking of kitchen and baking and home improvement I’ve Got Something Cooking for You
01:31:41:10	01:31:41:19	Dave [Xeros]	Uh-huh.
01:31:46:21	01:31:48:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:31:47:12	01:31:52:13	Brin [Basil]	right behind you pp i’m not just called professor
01:31:47:20	01:31:48:12	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:31:50:26	01:31:53:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m not just called Professor Payne for nothing
01:31:53:16	01:31:59:13	Dave [Xeros]	And I cock my hand back and just do a striking attack
01:31:59:29	01:32:00:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I dodge?
01:32:01:04	01:32:02:17	Chris [TBD]	You’ll contest the role.
01:32:02:20	01:32:09:02	Dave [Xeros]	You’ll have to contest a roll. So it’s just an unarmed attack,
01:32:03:15	01:32:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get it roll.
01:32:10:09	01:32:14:21	Dave [Xeros]	so it is going to be 18.
01:32:10:19	01:32:22:11	Brin [Basil]	this i’m
01:32:17:06	01:32:21:23	Dave [Xeros]	What’s your armor? I’m buffed, man!
01:32:20:16	01:32:23:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re way… You’re in the back. You got it!
01:32:22:11	01:32:39:27	Brin [Basil]	i’m slowly backing up hey we got that wait
01:32:24:19	01:32:26:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:32:24:19	01:32:27:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:32:25:08	01:32:27:15	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:27:26	01:32:28:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No help.
01:32:29:13	01:32:31:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:33:26	01:32:35:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, um… Alright, okay.
01:32:37:19	01:32:40:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I can’t add anything to this game. Is there anyone on fire?
01:32:39:27	01:32:48:14	Brin [Basil]	what can I because I was wingman can I add to it if we do a combined yeah I’m saying I’m right in
01:32:43:17	01:32:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah! Want to jump into the fight?
01:32:45:19	01:32:47:21	Steve [GM]	yeah jump into the fight so
01:32:46:28	01:32:57:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Get in here. Did you see Karate Kid? did you see yeah
01:32:51:19	01:33:00:24	Brin [Basil]	Did. That’s
01:32:52:24	01:32:55:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:32:55:01	01:32:56:07	Steve [GM]	all right so we’ll give
01:32:55:03	01:32:56:08	Dave [Xeros]	Contest the 18.
01:32:56:07	01:33:08:02	Steve [GM]	you advantage on their role because uh mr moist is helping out try
01:32:57:22	01:33:07:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s
01:33:00:24	01:33:33:25	Brin [Basil]	right, I’m your bonus roll. And
01:33:07:09	01:33:15:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a 10 i couldn’t read it from it looks like a 19. okay that’s an 11
01:33:08:16	01:33:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	One more time.
01:33:08:24	01:33:09:02	Chris [TBD]	yeah.
01:33:17:17	01:33:22:20	Steve [GM]	let’s see how the audience responds to this we don’t have we don’T have any bonus dice
01:33:18:04	01:33:31:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	how many teeth do i lose who
01:33:20:00	01:33:20:29	Chris [TBD]	Wait, wait.
01:33:22:20	01:33:32:20	Steve [GM]	on this so uh just whatever i roll they like violence apparently all right so you
01:33:29:04	01:33:30:24	Chris [TBD]	Is that? Oh!
01:33:30:22	01:33:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	All right!
01:33:31:25	01:33:32:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	doesn’t
01:33:32:20	01:33:43:03	Steve [GM]	take it you’ll take it in face but uh uh the question wait hold on the question is, did you throw a real punch or were you trying to stage?
01:33:35:21	01:33:36:17	Dave [Xeros]	Of course he will.
01:33:36:17	01:33:38:14	Chris [TBD]	Now TBD
01:33:43:19	01:33:48:02	Dave [Xeros]	He’s on Cocaine and I’m On Ecstasy. Hell yeah! That was a real punch.
01:33:45:23	01:33:48:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:33:47:01	01:33:48:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:33:48:02	01:33:55:19	Chris [TBD]	And TVD, upon seeing this and being completely hyped up and way into character
01:33:51:25	01:34:02:16	Brin [Basil]	a dress oh yes bright red
01:33:57:08	01:33:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:33:57:27	01:33:58:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:33:58:04	01:34:01:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah you didn’t tell us about your luscious
01:34:00:03	01:34:07:13	Chris [TBD]	completely loses it and rips his dress open exposing his chest
01:34:07:13	01:34:19:13	Chris [TBD]	Hey! That’s my impossible mask And he’s going to whomp down on top of Captain Crunch.
01:34:19:18	01:34:22:19	Chris [TBD]	Crunchy! How dare you? My future!
01:34:24:07	01:34:25:11	Chris [TBD]	So I got a roll.
01:34:25:04	01:34:26:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you gotta roll.
01:34:25:09	01:34:25:24	Steve [GM]	Yeah.
01:34:27:11	01:34:28:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like miss piggy
01:34:28:05	01:34:29:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:34:32:20	01:34:35:02	Chris [TBD]	That’s a perfect 17.
01:34:35:11	01:34:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	So that’s an Unarmed Strike so you add anything to that? I think it’s plus one.
01:34:37:18	01:34:40:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh, I have no idea. Yeah, plus one.
01:34:40:23	01:34:41:16	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so it’s an 18.
01:34:44:00	01:34:46:14	Chris [TBD]	Plus three. Twenty.
01:34:46:21	01:34:47:06	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
01:34:46:21	01:34:47:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:34:47:04	01:35:01:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where do
01:34:48:14	01:34:52:28	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, so it’s… Okay. Nat 20? So I have to defend against that?
01:34:49:01	01:34:54:01	Chris [TBD]	Unnatural 20. so i have to finish that a natural 20
01:34:54:12	01:35:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to… Right as it’s happening I’m gonna touch myself for Bardic Inspiration because I am on ecstasy
01:35:01:10	01:35:02:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you place your hand okay all right
01:35:02:17	01:35:03:16	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:35:02:22	01:35:04:26	Steve [GM]	This is a children’s show!
01:35:02:29	01:35:20:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just take the
01:35:07:00	01:35:20:11	Brin [Basil]	just take
01:35:07:08	01:35:10:04	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’ll just… One million dollars.
01:35:11:05	01:35:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	So that gets me a d6 so I’m in a roll I don’t get advantage no, no, wait I do get advantage.
01:35:18:08	01:35:19:24	Dave [Xeros]	I have advantage on everything
01:35:19:05	01:35:21:10	Chris [TBD]	oh because of your yeah
01:35:20:18	01:35:26:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hit crunchy what are you afraid of getting crunched
01:35:20:27	01:35:24:06	Brin [Basil]	right there
01:35:27:08	01:35:28:24	Dave [Xeros]	so it was number 5
01:35:28:04	01:35:39:12	Steve [GM]	By the way You took only one damage If you’re so loose from the trucks like you just rolled with that punch really well and your little owl head spins all the way around
01:35:36:12	01:35:39:02	Brin [Basil]	so
01:35:39:03	01:35:39:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect
01:35:41:24	01:35:53:10	Dave [Xeros]	okay, so that is a the big one was 15 I actually knocked it turned to an 18 but it was a 15 um and then I add
01:35:41:27	01:35:44:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	perfect so
01:35:50:04	01:35:50:24	Chris [TBD]	um
01:35:53:10	01:36:01:01	Dave [Xeros]	might be 6 to that see what happens plus 6
01:36:01:29	01:36:06:12	Chris [TBD]	one two one Ah, well, so…
01:36:02:07	01:36:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	21 won so you come down and hit me but no like i don’t know you’re the one that hit me what happens
01:36:07:07	01:36:11:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but no like
01:36:09:01	01:36:10:03	Chris [TBD]	But it doesn’t hurt?
01:36:14:08	01:36:19:12	Chris [TBD]	Well I missed because you… No, you didn’t do that to hit. So how does the contesting work then?
01:36:15:08	01:36:23:20	Dave [Xeros]	no you didn’t you didn’ miss you hit it’s just yeah so i just it didn’t do anything to me so what happens to you
01:36:22:06	01:36:23:09	Chris [TBD]	Oh okay, yeah, yeah.
01:36:26:11	01:36:29:19	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, yeah So I come down And I attempt
01:36:31:02	01:36:40:01	Chris [TBD]	To smack you But it ends up bouncing back And smacking my own face With my piss Oh! You’ve struck a lady.
01:36:41:20	01:36:47:13	Dave [Xeros]	oh my gosh i am i’m so sorry but you know what at least we can get your nose fixed
01:36:42:29	01:36:43:19	Chris [TBD]	Horrible person.
01:36:49:21	01:36:53:01	Brin [Basil]	This guy is a winner.
01:36:49:21	01:36:51:16	Steve [GM]	Alright, I’m doing an audience roll
01:36:53:01	01:36:59:01	Steve [GM]	You got for the bosom busting there If you want to use it, you can. Otherwise, you can save
01:36:54:26	01:36:56:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh, yeah, yeah. Nice.
01:36:57:27	01:36:58:19	Chris [TBD]	All right, here we go.
01:36:59:01	01:37:09:08	Steve [GM]	it. All right! The audience seemed to enjoy
01:37:04:01	01:37:04:20	Chris [TBD]	Three.
01:37:06:19	01:37:07:17	Chris [TBD]	Just killing it.
01:37:09:09	01:37:11:04	Chris [TBD]	A little comedy? A little slapstick comedy?
01:37:11:04	01:37:13:10	Steve [GM]	a lady accidentally punching herself in the face.
01:37:14:03	01:37:17:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re obviously not going to beat him in a physical fight
01:37:17:28	01:37:18:17	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:37:18:13	01:37:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	you’re gonna try to convert me
01:37:24:02	01:37:26:24	Brin [Basil]	I have something to say
01:37:27:13	01:37:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	what’s your name again sorry
01:37:29:19	01:37:32:24	Brin [Basil]	Mr. Moist
01:37:36:02	01:37:46:26	Brin [Basil]	it doesn’t matter my name is irrelevant, I’m here for my friend okay so I know that Daisy isn’t down or whatever you’ve got going on
01:37:46:26	01:37:48:18	Brin [Basil]	with the sister by things because she comes
01:37:50:11	01:37:56:07	Brin [Basil]	and I know she doesn’t like that stuff so you’ve already failed even before you began
01:37:56:02	01:38:00:09	Dave [Xeros]	okay um can you roll an investigation check real quick
01:38:10:26	01:38:12:10	Brin [Basil]	good y ‘all I got a 4
01:38:11:29	01:38:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	okay um so with a four you do notice one thing all right you do notice that both lady luscious and
01:38:23:08	01:38:25:26	Dave [Xeros]	daisy now have this little
01:38:26:04	01:38:31:07	Brin [Basil]	Oh no
01:38:27:25	01:38:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	branch, like tree branch band around their hand. Alright? And when you say Daisy’s not down for that she looks at me just
01:38:39:05	01:38:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	completely awestruck and in love.
01:38:42:26	01:38:43:01	Dave [Xeros]	So
01:38:45:02	01:38:46:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re already on the third act what’s happening
01:38:47:27	01:38:49:28	Brin [Basil]	Daisy, do you want some punch?
01:38:50:07	01:38:52:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:38:52:14	01:38:54:09	Brin [Basil]	Will you drink this please?
01:38:55:29	01:38:58:21	Dave [Xeros]	Daisy don’t listen to her. Come on let’s
01:38:59:22	01:39:00:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m a boy!
01:39:01:05	01:39:02:10	Chris [TBD]	oh okay
01:39:03:28	01:39:06:21	Brin [Basil]	I’m an… I’m man.
01:39:06:25	01:39:08:00	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:39:08:02	01:39:10:08	Brin [Basil]	I’ma man. everyone
01:39:10:23	01:39:20:22	Dave [Xeros]	And as that’s all happening, the sun has now officially set and the lake has kind of like a silvery look to it. The fireflies are all kind of sparting around there.
01:39:20:25	01:39:28:04	Dave [Xeros]	Everyone’s just circled around this argument that’s happening in the middle of the summer festival.
01:39:29:14	01:39:32:14	Dave [Xeros]	But there is definitely some shenanigans going on here.
01:39:29:25	01:39:37:13	Chris [TBD]	I can’t help myself.
01:39:38:29	01:39:49:04	Chris [TBD]	I must cranchitize The guy
01:39:43:15	01:39:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:39:43:17	01:39:48:15	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna crunch ya. Let’s go crunch together. Hey, Daisy, do you want to come crunch with us?
01:39:49:04	01:39:52:04	Chris [TBD]	has his own signature mook
01:39:55:19	01:39:57:23	Dave [Xeros]	You guys can have a psych conversation.
01:39:56:04	01:39:56:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so
01:39:56:28	01:39:58:10	Chris [TBD]	It’s even worse
01:39:59:05	01:40:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	We’re going to go crunch.
01:40:01:11	01:40:06:13	Brin [Basil]	yeah well whatever that doesn’t sound very moist
01:40:08:17	01:40:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	That’s not how I roll.
01:40:09:18	01:40:12:28	Chris [TBD]	You chose these names, man This is on you
01:40:13:17	01:40:18:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’ve got some good sleight of hand you’ve gotten some good slight of hand because your little rabbit
01:40:14:17	01:40:14:26	Steve [GM]	know.
01:40:15:28	01:40:17:19	Brin [Basil]	I sure do
01:40:18:20	01:40:28:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right as i was saying still hyped my head
01:40:18:26	01:40:20:01	Brin [Basil]	I think so
01:40:26:15	01:40:28:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yet utterly embarrassed.
01:40:28:13	01:40:39:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is like still backward i’m like not talking to the crowd i’m just saying we
01:40:28:24	01:40:30:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:40:28:24	01:40:30:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:40:31:29	01:40:34:11	Dave [Xeros]	Your head is like 90 degrees turned around.
01:40:38:02	01:40:39:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:40:39:04	01:40:45:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	won’t beat him in a physical contest that’s not what i meant when
01:40:45:10	01:40:52:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	said anybody want to contest for the maiden’s hand instead we know what the maiden is looking
01:40:52:03	01:41:01:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	for so this will be a battle of as
01:41:01:17	01:41:13:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my
01:41:03:04	01:41:04:19	Brin [Basil]	Sorry, I’ll stop you.
01:41:08:29	01:41:12:27	Chris [TBD]	inspiration oh wow
01:41:13:08	01:41:24:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	last attempt to win over the maiden’s hand i challenge you to an edition of extreme home makeover do it now and
01:41:21:03	01:41:22:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:41:21:13	01:41:22:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:41:24:21	01:41:32:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m gonna cast um silent image my little square that i get to do i’m going to make it appear that i am building
01:41:32:06	01:41:41:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a beautiful mansion within seconds right we’re assembling this grand victorian era sort of home
01:41:41:05	01:41:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	which i know lady luscious is into victorian stuff and i’m just assembling it’s just like
01:41:50:08	01:41:53:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	warp speed like with my image everything i’m um
01:41:52:13	01:42:00:04	Dave [Xeros]	do you have to like roll to make that happen? Or is that just like an effect?
01:41:57:01	01:42:03:26	Steve [GM]	he doesn’t uh so it works but i still need you to roll um so that
01:42:04:14	01:42:27:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can
01:42:04:24	01:42:14:11	Steve [GM]	I can decide if I’m going to award you a die for that so in this case it’s just going to roll against your save dc which is 14
01:42:21:29	01:42:25:19	Brin [Basil]	Do you want to, I have four Zenzu. Do you wanna Zenzu?
01:42:22:03	01:42:22:21	Chris [TBD]	Zenzy fruit
01:42:22:06	01:42:23:07	Dave [Xeros]	Do you still get
01:42:26:00	01:42:27:17	Dave [Xeros]	she’s using the help action right
01:42:27:20	01:42:31:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	roll again okay
01:42:28:05	01:42:32:13	Steve [GM]	yeah Yeah, you’re cheering him on. So go ahead and give it a second roll.
01:42:29:16	01:42:32:03	Brin [Basil]	That’s right. You’re gonna roll again.
01:42:30:22	01:42:32:19	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you get advantage
01:42:33:29	01:42:37:06	Brin [Basil]	The effects of a wingman. A moist wingman
01:42:39:28	01:42:43:25	Chris [TBD]	we drank due to us again no the punch that we drink
01:42:43:25	01:42:56:24	Chris [TBD]	what was the effect of potion three so
01:42:44:01	01:42:47:09	Brin [Basil]	Something pride Yeah so that one
01:42:45:02	01:42:56:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah sorry i
01:42:45:17	01:42:48:01	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so that one is
01:42:49:09	01:42:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	port rum. It is euphoria you have advantage against all ability checks and attack rolls dude you have you have
01:42:52:11	01:42:55:15	Steve [GM]	Jess, do you want to roll a second time before you worry
01:42:56:02	01:42:58:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	was just seeing if i could add anything else to it
01:42:56:24	01:42:59:02	Chris [TBD]	you have advantage
01:42:58:17	01:43:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	advantage anyway because you’re on coke so you have uh advantage on all ability
01:43:07:04	01:43:14:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay an 11 again two
01:43:08:22	01:43:09:22	Steve [GM]	give it another one.
01:43:12:19	01:43:16:03	Steve [GM]	Okay, well you do have a plus four modifier so that actually
01:43:13:27	01:43:16:27	Chris [TBD]	it’s 15
01:43:14:23	01:43:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	where’s my
01:43:19:04	01:43:20:09	Steve [GM]	pushes you up to 15th.
01:43:21:27	01:43:24:14	Steve [GM]	It’s a successful illusion is what I’m trying to say.
01:43:24:21	01:43:28:20	Dave [Xeros]	he’s doing that i am
01:43:25:27	01:43:26:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	plus four coming from sorry
01:43:28:20	01:43:43:07	Dave [Xeros]	going to cast uh i’m
01:43:29:06	01:43:37:00	Chris [TBD]	on your spells so if you go to spells
01:43:29:12	01:43:30:19	Steve [GM]	That’s your plus force
01:43:32:01	01:43:34:23	Steve [GM]	your modifier. Like, your spell
01:43:40:02	01:43:49:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sorry oh okay yep there’s no
01:43:43:07	01:43:47:11	Dave [Xeros]	just gonna turn up well you know pride mr pride professor
01:43:49:28	01:43:52:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	d in pain but i’m about to put a d in your
01:43:54:16	01:43:59:00	Chris [TBD]	my day, I don’t have any idea that I’m going to cast
01:43:54:16	01:44:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	my daisy i don’t think a d’s going anywhere near those things i’m gonna cast distort value as this is all building but i’m not gonna cast it
01:43:55:11	01:43:56:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:44:04:08	01:44:10:18	Dave [Xeros]	the entire illusion i’m just gonna cast him so i cast distort values to make
01:44:10:18	01:44:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	this beautiful victorian house have just the shittiest like hole-ridden roof you can possibly
01:44:17:15	01:44:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	see so um you’re gonna have to make a successful intelligence investigation check against my spell
01:44:19:13	01:44:30:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what do i have
01:44:30:23	01:44:36:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to beat you’re gonna have a modifier but i have advantage so i can like
01:44:40:07	01:44:42:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s not enough that’s a single digit okay
01:44:44:15	01:44:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, this is not going well.
01:44:47:21	01:44:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So there are holes in the roof? Okay, there are holes in the room right
01:44:51:07	01:44:54:02	Brin [Basil]	home improvement that’s why we’re here
01:44:52:22	01:45:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you said I did not finish the house so that we could make it our own Lady Luscious We’re going to continue and look how tall you are we need some skylight windows anyway like
01:44:59:11	01:45:00:02	Brin [Basil]	together
01:45:04:05	01:45:11:14	Brin [Basil]	wait why do they have matching bracelets oh that’s right
01:45:04:15	01:45:06:05	Chris [TBD]	I could say the same but
01:45:08:08	01:45:09:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re supposed to take this off
01:45:13:10	01:45:20:29	Brin [Basil]	so I’m gonna swoop over here while you guys are arguing oh me fun
01:45:15:29	01:45:20:25	Steve [GM]	Okay, while you’re swooping over I’m going to do an audience roll. Any d4s that are
01:45:22:11	01:45:22:20	Chris [TBD]	the one
01:45:22:20	01:45:23:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	nice
01:45:25:01	01:45:26:10	Brin [Basil]	yeah
01:45:25:27	01:45:26:27	Chris [TBD]	wow
01:45:32:08	01:45:34:23	Dave [Xeros]	they really they want you to win
01:45:33:16	01:45:37:27	Steve [GM]	didn’t… Yeah, they didn’t like the sabotage. They didn’nt like the sabotage
01:45:34:29	01:45:37:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah You’re ruining this.
01:45:35:20	01:45:43:03	Chris [TBD]	you got damaged
01:45:37:13	01:45:38:21	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:45:39:06	01:45:49:23	Dave [Xeros]	all right slide of hand you got advantage because you’re on the port room oh
01:45:40:13	01:45:49:11	Brin [Basil]	okay here it goes that’s right oh baby oh oh 21
01:45:43:03	01:45:54:00	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah so
01:45:49:11	01:46:00:02	Brin [Basil]	so them yeah yeah so i’m i just like literally just like snap those bracelets i’m talking like
01:46:00:02	01:46:06:18	Brin [Basil]	i crunchitize those bracelets into little bits of captain crunch
01:46:03:04	01:46:10:10	Dave [Xeros]	so those were spells of permanent suggestion
01:46:10:10	01:46:22:07	Dave [Xeros]	so instead of it like just lasting for a little bit of time they were lasting forever as long as they had the bracelets on. So once that’s removed, the person knows
01:46:11:20	01:46:13:19	Chris [TBD]	So instead of it like
01:46:23:02	01:46:28:16	Dave [Xeros]	that they were being tricked. So Daisy now knows that she was being manipulated.
01:46:24:15	01:46:25:21	Chris [TBD]	manipulate.
01:46:29:22	01:46:36:26	Brin [Basil]	hey hey daisy hi remember me i run it
01:46:39:22	01:46:50:02	Brin [Basil]	sorry i’ll go back to my wingman i’ll be right back did you hear me
01:46:42:17	01:46:49:06	Steve [GM]	thank you! I’m pissed!
01:46:51:16	01:47:15:12	Brin [Basil]	pp i talked to a girl wait what
01:46:53:03	01:47:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	while all this is going on i’ve i’ve decayed the roof if i turn to daisy and luscious and like all right ladies uh i think this is all sufficiently done
01:46:55:15	01:46:56:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nice!
01:47:02:28	01:47:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	let’s uh let’s go home and let’s crunch you can’t do what you still suggest
01:47:09:13	01:47:11:02	Chris [TBD]	I’m under-suggesting, yeah.
01:47:12:10	01:47:16:23	Chris [TBD]	That sounds like an idea! Yeah, I still have the bracelet on.
01:47:13:04	01:47:14:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You still have your bracelet on?
01:47:15:12	01:47:18:07	Brin [Basil]	oh i thought you still have the bracelet on
01:47:17:24	01:47:19:24	Chris [TBD]	There was two bracelets.
01:47:19:18	01:47:23:08	Dave [Xeros]	friend so you guys can do whatever you want
01:47:20:19	01:47:21:14	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
01:47:24:08	01:47:34:01	Brin [Basil]	no, no, Daisy I need you to tell Luscious what’s going
01:47:28:01	01:47:29:09	Steve [GM]	no
01:47:34:01	01:47:39:05	Brin [Basil]	on here. Tell her tell her about that bracelet
01:47:40:13	01:47:41:29	Steve [GM]	there’s a bracelet
01:47:42:27	01:47:51:10	Chris [TBD]	this one that Crunchy gave me? It’s beautiful, I love it. it’s wonderful I just
01:47:48:22	01:47:52:14	Dave [Xeros]	that no no come on let’s
01:47:52:09	01:47:53:17	Steve [GM]	what should I do
01:47:53:25	01:47:56:19	Brin [Basil]	ask her ask her to try it on
01:47:56:02	01:48:06:11	Steve [GM]	can I try it on instead can I try it anyway
01:47:59:11	01:48:00:10	Chris [TBD]	oh darling
01:48:01:11	01:48:03:19	Chris [TBD]	no offense but you’re kind of bad
01:48:05:29	01:48:06:06	Brin [Basil]	hell
01:48:12:04	01:48:13:25	Brin [Basil]	I just slowly start
01:48:12:04	01:48:16:11	Chris [TBD]	am i able to take it off is it like stuck on me or
01:48:16:15	01:48:27:16	Dave [Xeros]	i’m gonna cast vicious mockery on daisy um so i unleash a string of insults faced with subtle
01:48:18:15	01:48:21:06	Steve [GM]	this is escalating
01:48:27:16	01:48:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	enchantments at the creature you can see within range if the target can hear you uh though it need not understand you it must succeed in a wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage
01:48:38:13	01:48:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	and have disadvantage on the next attack roll um it makes before the end of the turn so what
01:48:43:20	01:48:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	i’m trying to do is just stun her so she can’t try to take the bracelet off
01:48:43:29	01:48:44:21	Chris [TBD]	to do is
01:48:50:20	01:48:57:07	Dave [Xeros]	yeah no yeah to uh
01:48:50:22	01:48:58:25	Steve [GM]	okay so go ahead and uh to daisy or to to daisie
01:48:57:07	01:49:10:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s daisy because she’s the one that’s trying to take it off right okay yeah
01:48:58:25	01:49:07:17	Steve [GM]	okay okay okay all right uh 18 yeah
01:49:00:08	01:49:01:10	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, yeah.
01:49:05:17	01:49:10:01	Chris [TBD]	That’s pretty good.
01:49:10:23	01:49:19:16	Dave [Xeros]	so you’re gonna take half damage so but i’m going to throw out a string of profanities i’m i’m just basically
01:49:13:10	01:49:13:28	Chris [TBD]	So…
01:49:22:28	01:49:34:14	Dave [Xeros]	the verbally abusive boyfriend at this point. So I’m just gonna be like, listen, you little hoebag, you go get in the carriage and we’re going to go home and we’ll have a good job And we’re gonna go to this house
01:49:28:28	01:49:30:19	Chris [TBD]	you can get in the carriage
01:49:30:12	01:49:31:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:49:34:14	01:49:42:27	Dave [Xeros]	that has no roof and underneath the stars We’re all gonna crunch together and if you got a problem with that I’m Just Gonna Slap You In The Face
01:49:44:19	01:49:48:16	Dave [Xeros]	You damn right I do and I’m gonna take you home and treat you like daddy
01:49:50:04	01:49:55:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so while this is happening I’m okay
01:49:50:28	01:49:51:26	Steve [GM]	understand that one
01:49:52:28	01:49:56:18	Steve [GM]	all right wait wait wait i want to see if the audience responds to the
01:49:58:14	01:50:03:19	Steve [GM]	horrendous implications of what was just said anybody want to throw a d4 on this
01:50:00:26	01:50:11:12	Brin [Basil]	I am I am done right now you know
01:50:02:02	01:50:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this is starting to feel personal they’ve left character a little bit
01:50:05:03	01:50:15:13	Dave [Xeros]	i’m dude i’m the antagonist what come on oh yeah
01:50:06:10	01:50:09:07	Chris [TBD]	I’m the antagonist, but now they know you’re playing with me.
01:50:06:22	01:50:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:50:07:20	01:50:10:07	Steve [GM]	Yeah, I know. You’re playing this very well. So in fact,
01:50:11:12	01:50:26:06	Brin [Basil]	oh I do
01:50:12:10	01:50:23:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh, I do still? Oh hey yeah sure
01:50:12:28	01:50:14:29	Steve [GM]	anybody want to use a D4 on this roll?
01:50:15:13	01:50:17:05	Dave [Xeros]	yeah they’re gonna love this
01:50:16:16	01:50:21:15	Chris [TBD]	You got A D4 right there, Jesse.
01:50:23:16	01:50:27:11	Steve [GM]	And so do you, Mr. Moist. If you want. If you don’t have to.
01:50:23:23	01:50:31:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I want to help him save for like a grand finale
01:50:26:06	01:50:29:13	Brin [Basil]	should we save it for the next one but
01:50:30:15	01:50:36:26	Dave [Xeros]	this is yeah this isn’t for me it’s for the audience
01:50:31:26	01:50:38:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	easily persuaded a two
01:50:39:10	01:50:40:01	Chris [TBD]	Plus three
01:50:39:14	01:50:43:16	Steve [GM]	One, two, three, four plus three is seven. Sorry guys.
01:50:40:27	01:50:50:06	Brin [Basil]	no he didn’t give us the number.
01:50:41:22	01:50:42:16	Chris [TBD]	You rolled two
01:50:44:22	01:50:46:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh So we have
01:50:45:19	01:50:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	so we have to be above the number in order to keep going up
01:50:50:26	01:50:53:23	Steve [GM]	Yeah. I rolled a three. So yeah.
01:50:51:02	01:50:55:25	Dave [Xeros]	wow well then i’m glad i didn’t use the c word
01:50:54:11	01:50:55:18	Chris [TBD]	That is his feet?
01:50:58:28	01:51:07:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	profanity so they seem to like violence and stuff while he’s a little distracted
01:51:04:21	01:51:10:05	Dave [Xeros]	vicious mockerying in just a little much
01:51:06:14	01:51:14:07	Steve [GM]	so the verbal abuse apparently, that’s a trigger yeah but you know the physical violence a woman breaking her own nose
01:51:09:02	01:51:12:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	a little far
01:51:15:02	01:51:18:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was okay with getting hit in the face
01:51:19:18	01:51:27:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ve even been here before this isn’t the first time that you’ve hit me I’ve gotten over it
01:51:21:20	01:51:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	yeah yeah remember back in like you know like pearl the first time it was he was awesome anyway
01:51:31:03	01:51:37:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but when And you destroyed the roof on the house that I was building.
01:51:35:15	01:51:37:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:51:35:25	01:51:36:14	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:51:39:01	01:51:46:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m still amped up, so I’m pissed and I kind of want a little redemption from getting hit. So I’m going to cast… I have a spell.
01:51:48:24	01:51:51:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh before I do this though, I have A Scroll.
01:51:52:20	01:51:53:19	Steve [GM]	yes you do
01:51:53:29	01:51:55:14	Brin [Basil]	Stop it!
01:51:57:07	01:51:58:06	Dave [Xeros]	jeez
01:51:59:02	01:52:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s probably Lamentation this time because I’m a little sad about The Roof. Which I don’t know if I remember. I think I wrote down my magic word. Hold on.
01:52:02:17	01:52:03:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:08:09	01:52:09:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah tears
01:52:09:18	01:52:11:06	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:12:22	01:52:21:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so in like my furious rage I’m going to be like tears and then I’m gonna try and cast a chromatic orb
01:52:22:15	01:52:32:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and I can choose which type of damage you’re going to take if I successfully cast this, which I think it’s just going to beat thunder damage. I’m just going to try and hit
01:52:32:28	01:52:37:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you ten times harder than you hit me and I’m aiming for your freaking nuts. Okay?
01:52:35:01	01:52:35:26	Steve [GM]	oh wow
01:52:36:24	01:52:39:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:52:37:07	01:52:41:06	Dave [Xeros]	all right I am on ecstasy this is going to be interesting
01:52:41:27	01:52:42:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:43:07	01:52:44:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, actually this could backfire.
01:52:45:13	01:52:46:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:52:46:27	01:52:50:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to do like a double punch thing. One to the nuts one to the face
01:52:48:19	01:52:49:08	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:52:49:29	01:52:50:29	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:52:51:01	01:52:52:13	Chris [TBD]	amazing
01:52:52:03	01:52:55:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay, what do I need to roll Steve?
01:52:58:11	01:53:02:20	Steve [GM]	uh so you’re attacking him right so you gotta roll it your attack
01:53:08:10	01:53:09:03	Steve [GM]	you should
01:53:10:18	01:53:16:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I can add plus four to my spell or is this just to attack
01:53:20:08	01:53:23:20	Steve [GM]	for the chromatic orb it gives you a plus six
01:53:26:02	01:53:27:13	Steve [GM]	at least that’s what it says on your sheet
01:53:34:05	01:53:37:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	19 plus some other numbers
01:53:38:10	01:53:40:16	Dave [Xeros]	roll damage
01:53:40:11	01:53:41:26	Steve [GM]	It’s 3d8?
01:53:42:22	01:53:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I also I get one more this is a scroll here oh wait
01:53:50:08	01:53:57:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was thinking it went up the level maybe that’s the never mind okay
01:53:55:05	01:54:02:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, there’s something special that’s going to happen if you get more than 17 damage on it. So just FYI.
01:53:57:19	01:54:04:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	3d8
01:54:05:17	01:54:08:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, 3d8 plus what do you get with the scroll?
01:54:09:10	01:54:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh i don’t know steve it goes up one level but
01:54:10:09	01:54:13:19	Steve [GM]	So actually roll 4d8 because it ups it
01:54:13:29	01:54:22:19	Dave [Xeros]	And also, just because I like where this is going, I’m gonna cast a little sleight of hand and a little bardic inspiration on you as well
01:54:16:15	01:54:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	then i also have to roll a d20 which gives me
01:54:23:29	01:54:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	which gives you an additional d6.
01:54:26:20	01:54:32:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	d6 or d6
01:54:30:21	01:54:34:21	Steve [GM]	and the extra d6, so it’s 4d9 plus 1d6 Alright
01:54:33:02	01:54:43:25	Dave [Xeros]	4d8 post 1d6 and if he gets over 17 points of damage something special yeah okay so 27 points of damage so
01:54:39:04	01:54:48:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is the 27 okay yeah so
01:54:40:29	01:54:45:27	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so 27 points of damage So as you hit You’re dead
01:54:41:27	01:54:42:26	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:54:42:07	01:54:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:54:43:25	01:54:55:07	Dave [Xeros]	as you hit me like go ahead and like punch no it’s not completely double what it is so like explain to me what happens like as you get me and then i’ll explain to you what happens to me as you’re hitting me
01:54:46:02	01:54:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:54:47:15	01:54:48:08	Brin [Basil]	Your head?
01:54:48:26	01:54:56:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
01:54:51:18	01:54:52:21	Chris [TBD]	As you hit me
01:54:56:25	01:55:06:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like you kind of like knocked me back a little ways even though my head just kind of spun around um so there’s some distance between you and me and i’m using like my flight to just like
01:55:06:19	01:55:18:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like in sprinter stance and i am just like kicking out of the blocks and just both feathered fists just one right towards your groin one right in the face and i m just like
01:55:18:06	01:55:24:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i m like you know like gymnast just fully plank boom right right india
01:55:23:11	01:55:34:03	Dave [Xeros]	all right so right as that happens you hit me right in the crotch and right and so i’m having like this cognitive dissonance
01:55:34:03	01:55:43:22	Dave [Xeros]	in my brain and so I lose all concentration because I am in total ecstatic pleasure at one point and like the other side of me is in complete pain
01:55:43:22	01:55:55:22	Dave [Xeros]	And so I lose concentration on my Disguise Self spell, and I turn from this buff dude into
01:55:54:16	01:55:57:01	Brin [Basil]	yes like
01:55:55:22	01:56:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	this four -foot tall nerd kid with glasses that have the tape in the middle of it. And I’m just like, yeah.
01:56:06:05	01:56:06:25	Steve [GM]	tiefling again
01:56:07:29	01:56:10:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:56:10:11	01:56:20:27	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so I am straight up Like a tiefling But I look just kind of really nerdy And I fall down and I’m like Oh!
01:56:26:26	01:56:33:28	Dave [Xeros]	And right when that happens You see this light With five or six other girls In the audience
01:56:33:28	01:56:43:20	Dave [Xeros]	and uh the bracelets all shine and they all fall off um so i i was trying to collect a harem
01:56:43:18	01:56:45:00	Brin [Basil]	but
01:56:43:20	01:56:52:17	Dave [Xeros]	but you have successfully stopped that and i just fall over um not dead but like knocked out
01:56:52:17	01:57:04:11	Dave [Xeros]	And you have now saved Lady Luscious and several other ladies from Captain Crunch.
01:56:56:26	01:56:59:20	Chris [TBD]	and several other
01:56:58:14	01:57:25:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know
01:57:04:21	01:57:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not going to get to crunch anymore! No!
01:57:11:24	01:57:18:29	Steve [GM]	audience uh response uh you have 2d4 and you have 1d4 so use them as you will
01:57:13:05	01:57:14:04	Chris [TBD]	Wow.
01:57:19:01	01:57:28:16	Brin [Basil]	Definitely isn’t this is oh yes stop it stop it
01:57:24:08	01:57:25:07	Chris [TBD]	What?
01:57:25:08	01:57:38:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i
01:57:29:07	01:57:34:26	Steve [GM]	all right yeah the audience jumps up cheering at the incredible defeat of tap and crunch
01:57:36:10	01:57:43:28	Steve [GM]	um all we need now is a denouement a little bit of resolution and then we’ll get and we’ll do one more roll after you’ve resolved
01:57:39:00	01:57:41:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, a little resolution.
01:57:39:01	01:57:47:19	Brin [Basil]	Is this, is this our chant? Is this our chance?
01:57:42:09	01:57:57:04	Chris [TBD]	What? Tell
01:57:46:02	01:57:49:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I think it’s… Yeah, we’ll have to see what she looks like.
01:57:52:05	01:57:53:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:57:52:14	01:57:53:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:57:55:24	01:57:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	Damn straight.
01:57:57:04	01:57:59:11	Chris [TBD]	me more about home repair.
01:58:01:07	01:58:05:28	Chris [TBD]	About long walks on the beach,
01:58:06:06	01:58:13:17	Chris [TBD]	on the lakeside. Did you say
01:58:10:12	01:58:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If we want to go back to my place, I have some power tools.
01:58:13:04	01:58:14:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:13:23	01:58:16:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:58:21:24	01:58:24:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Milwaukee has played an array of products.
01:58:24:29	01:58:26:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:27:04	01:58:30:25	Chris [TBD]	I’m more of a DeWalt kind of gal
01:58:30:02	01:58:31:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:30:12	01:58:31:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:58:30:25	01:58:39:06	Chris [TBD]	and senior
01:58:34:25	01:58:42:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to turn to Moist at the end and be like, oh man. Now I have to go back to church camp.
01:58:37:19	01:58:45:27	Brin [Basil]	Damn right, you damn.
01:58:47:23	01:58:50:26	Brin [Basil]	And Daisy, if you’re not busy tonight…
01:58:50:17	01:58:51:06	Steve [GM]	[laughter]
01:58:50:17	01:58:51:15	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:58:50:17	01:58:52:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:52:24	01:58:55:10	Steve [GM]	i don’t know it’s so hot and dry out here
01:58:53:23	01:58:54:12	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:58:55:08	01:58:58:08	Brin [Basil]	I know a place that’s points.
01:58:58:27	01:59:01:01	Steve [GM]	All right, that works for me.
01:59:01:01	01:59:03:26	Brin [Basil]	Right here. Just give me a hug.
01:59:05:04	01:59:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, oh there’s more.
01:59:08:28	01:59:14:01	Brin [Basil]	one final roll
01:59:11:25	01:59:12:14	Dave [Xeros]	All right.
01:59:12:03	01:59:23:00	Chris [TBD]	oh my gosh yep here we go let’s do it four baby that’s all right i got four
01:59:12:10	01:59:17:05	Steve [GM]	Let’s do one final roll. One final roll at any D4s that are still out there?
01:59:20:28	01:59:21:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One.
01:59:22:19	01:59:23:17	Steve [GM]	Did you have any?
01:59:23:00	01:59:30:17	Chris [TBD]	you had the last two yeah there we got we got 15
01:59:24:07	01:59:28:05	Dave [Xeros]	Ah, I don’t know did I get any? No, I didn’t have any left. Yeah, I did two last time.
01:59:25:25	01:59:26:05	Steve [GM]	No.
01:59:29:29	01:59:31:15	Steve [GM]	That was the target number.
01:59:33:24	01:59:33:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey!
01:59:35:05	01:59:36:02	Dave [Xeros]	Can we
01:59:41:10	01:59:47:22	Chris [TBD]	look down at eros and be like no what happened to you dude
01:59:46:04	01:59:46:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey!
01:59:48:08	01:59:51:21	Dave [Xeros]	like bow over and i fall into the orchestra pit
01:59:52:06	01:59:56:14	Brin [Basil]	the crowd is going wild
01:59:52:14	01:59:53:23	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:59:53:09	01:59:53:22	Steve [GM]	Of course they do.
01:59:54:28	02:00:03:22	Steve [GM]	The crowd is going wild. There’s cheering all over the place and actually i’m gonna stop my narration for just a quick sec uh that was fantastic you guys
02:00:03:22	02:00:14:27	Steve [GM]	I had no idea where you were going to take this and I have to say I did pick the names on purpose but I had them assigned to specific people You were supposed to be Mr. Moist because
02:00:04:05	02:00:04:24	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:14:27	02:00:18:07	Steve [GM]	That would be awkward for our religious foul claw
02:00:17:18	02:00:18:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:00:17:28	02:00:18:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:00:19:13	02:00:22:02	Steve [GM]	The big buff guy was gonna be TBD
02:00:21:10	02:00:22:20	Dave [Xeros]	that’s what i thought
02:00:21:13	02:00:22:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:00:21:17	02:00:23:25	Chris [TBD]	DVD, I was gonna be the jerk, yeah, easily.
02:00:23:14	02:00:31:09	Steve [GM]	so like yeah it was uh that went wildly differently than i was expecting but was
02:00:29:13	02:00:31:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:00:31:09	02:00:37:01	Steve [GM]	massively entertaining and you guys managed to succeed you you brought the house now everyone’s
02:00:32:22	02:00:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nailed it.
02:00:37:01	02:00:45:17	Steve [GM]	cheering um the as lights go up you hear uh you hear someone from the very back no
02:00:48:17	02:00:49:28	Chris [TBD]	You played Daisy the whole time?
02:00:50:15	02:01:06:16	Dave [Xeros]	it was daisy oh
02:00:53:00	02:00:55:22	Brin [Basil]	I knew I picked the right woman.
02:00:53:04	02:00:55:04	Chris [TBD]	It was Daisy the hole time.
02:00:55:11	02:00:56:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That would be cool.
02:00:56:16	02:00:57:07	Chris [TBD]	Two of them.
02:00:56:25	02:01:08:18	Steve [GM]	you hear over the sound of clapping, you hear this voice from the back going wait a second! Wait a second!! This isn’t okay! Out of the way!
02:01:04:07	02:01:06:01	Brin [Basil]	Wait a second!
02:01:05:13	02:01:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:01:05:23	02:01:07:11	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:01:05:23	02:01:07:20	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:01:09:14	02:01:12:16	Steve [GM]	Do you know who these people are?
02:01:13:14	02:01:17:15	Dave [Xeros]	knock him out, knock him out. Okay I try to knock
02:01:13:19	02:01:17:19	Steve [GM]	These people attacked me at the port
02:01:17:18	02:01:20:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:01:18:27	02:01:20:13	Steve [GM]	the owl in
02:01:20:27	02:01:22:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, no, no!
02:01:21:05	02:01:27:27	Chris [TBD]	you are knocked out. You are down in the pit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just roll with this.
02:01:23:23	02:01:29:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	We’re still in improv mode, right? So just roll with this. Don’t attack him. Just keep going.
02:01:27:28	02:01:39:09	Steve [GM]	up to the front and begins to explain, these reprobates have attacked me and they drowned me almost in whiskey.
02:01:39:09	02:01:50:22	Steve [GM]	And it wasn’t even the good kind. And this is preposterous. You shouldn’t be giving accolades to such horrible creatures.
02:01:40:04	02:01:43:22	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, this guy’s really trustworthy y’all.
02:01:51:22	02:01:58:04	Dave [Xeros]	up from the pit and just start clapping for him. This is one of
02:01:54:06	02:01:55:29	Steve [GM]	Wait, why are you doing that?
02:01:56:29	02:02:05:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wow. The anger. I thought we put on a good performance, but everyone. Everyone. Everyone.
02:01:57:02	02:01:58:07	Steve [GM]	What? No!
02:01:59:25	02:02:00:07	Steve [GM]	No.
02:02:01:20	02:02:11:07	Brin [Basil]	this is improv you have great
02:02:02:21	02:02:08:26	Chris [TBD]	Unbelievable. My knee.
02:02:03:14	02:02:04:12	Dave [Xeros]	to do you wanna
02:02:03:26	02:02:04:08	Steve [GM]	Stop!
02:02:05:21	02:02:09:25	Dave [Xeros]	join our troop? this is perfect you got so much energy
02:02:08:01	02:02:08:08	Steve [GM]	Stop.
02:02:09:22	02:02:10:19	Steve [GM]	No, wait,
02:02:11:07	02:02:16:14	Brin [Basil]	acting skills just phenomenal fantastic
02:02:12:00	02:02:15:27	Steve [GM]	This is not what I’m… Don’t let them deceive you, everyone.
02:02:12:03	02:02:12:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
02:02:15:08	02:02:26:07	Dave [Xeros]	I take 100 gold pieces out of my pocket and I cast Distort Value on it to make it look like a thousand gold pieces. And I just throw it up into the crowd
02:02:16:15	02:02:25:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	throw it up
02:02:18:26	02:02:19:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:02:26:07	02:02:28:17	Dave [Xeros]	and let it all fall over the crowd.
02:02:28:07	02:02:29:26	Chris [TBD]	You’ve been a wonderful audience
02:02:30:27	02:02:42:03	Steve [GM]	So you basically are just trying to overwhelm his accusations. Is that what I am getting here? Okay. Let’s just do a straight roll off and see if the crowd… Yeah,
02:02:34:24	02:02:35:25	Dave [Xeros]	Pretty much.
02:02:35:06	02:02:36:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:02:35:15	02:02:37:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:02:40:26	02:02:42:03	Dave [Xeros]	A d20 roll off?
02:02:42:21	02:02:43:20	Steve [GM]	let’s see what we got.
02:02:42:24	02:02:51:20	Chris [TBD]	i will assist by casting press the digitate on all those coins and having light just hit them
02:02:51:20	02:03:01:03	Chris [TBD]	so they reflect light off like a disco ball yes yeah okay we’re good yep all right
02:02:52:07	02:02:55:09	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, it’s like a disco ball? Yes!
02:02:52:17	02:02:53:03	Steve [GM]	Oh.
02:02:54:12	02:02:55:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:02:55:13	02:02:56:23	Steve [GM]	All right. Got it.
02:02:58:06	02:02:59:08	Dave [Xeros]	I got a 16.
02:03:00:11	02:03:05:23	Steve [GM]	Yep, all right. The crowd goes wild, completely ignores the stupid Owlin from the port
02:03:04:14	02:03:07:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:03:04:27	02:03:13:21	Chris [TBD]	you gotta do
02:03:05:04	02:03:07:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:06:09	02:03:09:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can we
02:03:07:27	02:03:11:18	Brin [Basil]	And while they’re rummaging around, I pinch him again.
02:03:10:07	02:03:11:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:12:14	02:03:13:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:12:24	02:03:15:29	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:03:12:27	02:03:13:23	Brin [Basil]	Anywho else?
02:03:13:04	02:03:13:23	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:03:13:21	02:03:19:09	Chris [TBD]	that shh
02:03:15:11	02:03:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:16:01	02:03:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	grab him and pull him into the orchestra pit
02:03:16:29	02:03:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:20:15	02:03:22:03	Brin [Basil]	We’re tying him up this time, right?
02:03:21:23	02:03:24:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that was way different i was gonna say let’s hoist him on our shoulders
02:03:23:29	02:03:25:27	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:03:24:11	02:03:31:03	Chris [TBD]	you’re the man I hope he does
02:03:24:19	02:03:25:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:27:06	02:03:27:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:03:29:29	02:03:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	I hope he does this again please tell me he does this again oh my gosh you guys all need to make constitution savings so see if you’re addicted
02:03:31:11	02:03:31:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:03:32:09	02:03:33:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:03:32:19	02:03:33:27	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:03:33:00	02:03:35:29	Chris [TBD]	comedy comes in threes baby
02:03:33:18	02:03:34:17	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
02:03:38:04	02:03:47:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh yeah oh also i never rolled my d20 for my wild magic yeah i don’t know why i’m reminding you about that
02:03:40:10	02:03:41:15	Chris [TBD]	oh yeah
02:03:44:23	02:03:50:22	Steve [GM]	yeah, please. Yeah, that’s like let’s I don’t know either but go ahead and give that a roll right now, Desi.
02:03:51:02	02:03:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just a straight constitution roll
02:03:52:27	02:03:56:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	12 what do we have to do it has to be
02:03:55:23	02:03:56:28	Steve [GM]	It’s like a one or two.
02:04:02:13	02:04:03:19	Dave [Xeros]	oh no
02:04:02:19	02:04:05:08	Chris [TBD]	But don’t we have advantage?
02:04:04:13	02:04:06:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, I rolled 20 now.
02:04:06:12	02:04:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	have advantage you can roll twice
02:04:07:29	02:04:14:12	Brin [Basil]	Okay. Actually, I had six seconds for you guys.
02:04:08:13	02:04:09:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What do we have to beat?
02:04:09:10	02:04:17:00	Dave [Xeros]	i think this check is supposed to be made before but i would say go ahead and yeah i’d say i’d
02:04:13:13	02:04:20:19	Chris [TBD]	Don’t you have a modifier?
02:04:13:24	02:04:16:29	Steve [GM]	You guys are still high on endorphins from all the applause.
02:04:16:11	02:04:19:29	Brin [Basil]	I think I’m 14. I’m good.
02:04:17:00	02:04:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	you get uh okay you pass it’s just a straight constitution if you have to beat a five she
02:04:19:27	02:04:21:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What do I have to beat?
02:04:21:17	02:04:21:23	Brin [Basil]	good
02:04:23:15	02:04:30:25	Chris [TBD]	I got 12
02:04:24:14	02:04:33:13	Dave [Xeros]	would have failed okay so you you did you succeed okay yeah so you all succeed so none of you are
02:04:32:19	02:04:34:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh, wait. What did we have to beat?
02:04:33:13	02:04:41:27	Dave [Xeros]	addicted five just it’s low but she yeah yeah there is a chance that you could get addicted
02:04:36:13	02:04:37:24	Chris [TBD]	I thought it was 15
02:04:37:04	02:04:39:27	Brin [Basil]	but still I just rolled a four as well
02:04:37:24	02:04:44:19	Steve [GM]	But there is a chance. all right okay uh you bask
02:04:41:26	02:04:42:27	Chris [TBD]	Got it, got it, got it.
02:04:41:27	02:04:51:26	Dave [Xeros]	So, you’re building up an immunity to prideful port rum.
02:04:43:23	02:04:45:28	Brin [Basil]	this is my second round so
02:04:45:19	02:04:46:10	Steve [GM]	yeah
02:04:47:29	02:04:48:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:04:52:21	02:05:04:02	Steve [GM]	alright so you guys are bathed in the accolades and cheering of the crowd that Kenku comes up tells you that the owner of the establishment would like to speak with you
02:05:03:27	02:05:04:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah. Yeah.
02:05:04:02	02:05:12:23	Steve [GM]	um and so he leads you backstage to the green room where uh you bump where you meet
02:05:12:23	02:05:16:15	Steve [GM]	the play is over
02:05:13:06	02:05:13:17	Dave [Xeros]	crunch.
02:05:17:13	02:05:18:29	Dave [Xeros]	Nah that is never going away.
02:05:18:21	02:05:20:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s never over.
02:05:20:02	02:05:21:24	Dave [Xeros]	Hey lady let’s go crunch.
02:05:22:03	02:05:26:22	Steve [GM]	captain crunched it’s the extra tea at the end that I think really sells it
02:05:23:03	02:05:23:28	Chris [TBD]	Cauts…
02:05:30:19	02:05:32:04	Steve [GM]	so he’s in ASMR
02:05:34:17	02:05:35:20	Steve [GM]	he is
02:05:37:08	02:05:40:06	Steve [GM]	obviously the proprietor, this is tour de gras
02:05:41:08	02:05:48:04	Steve [GM]	and he’s sitting in the green room he sprawled out on his couch
02:05:48:04	02:05:55:23	Steve [GM]	he’s wearing like a silk shirt that’s unbuttoned down to the bottom of his rib cage and he’s uh
02:05:55:23	02:06:04:07	Steve [GM]	got like gold uh chains big old gold rings he’s definitely overweight so he’s got a little extra
02:06:04:08	02:06:15:24	Steve [GM]	um expansive boundaries a little extracurricumference and he’s just like his hair is a single little
02:06:04:29	02:06:07:20	Brin [Basil]	There’s a prideful port rumbelly.
02:06:15:24	02:06:22:26	Steve [GM]	cloth of blonde in the middle everything else completely bald and he goes
02:06:25:09	02:06:36:26	Steve [GM]	that was a good play I had not expected what you have given to me and I feel somewhat indebted to you
02:06:36:26	02:06:45:14	Steve [GM]	uh you were throwing around a thousand gold pieces to the crowd, so clearly money is not something that interests
02:06:46:17	02:06:53:12	Dave [Xeros]	it kind of does but at the same time You’ve got to leave them, you know. Let it go out on a bang, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:06:49:14	02:06:50:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Not really.
02:06:50:09	02:06:53:02	Brin [Basil]	It just depends what you have to offer.
02:06:54:06	02:07:05:03	Steve [GM]	I personally, I don’t like money adjusts the gold chains on his neck again because I prefer favors and I prefer
02:07:05:24	02:07:10:11	Steve [GM]	information I find that to be much more valuable but it was
02:07:11:19	02:07:22:06	Steve [GM]	a phenomenal play why don’t you tell me? Did you want to be paid some gold pieces or would you like to know anything else about our fine town?
02:07:22:19	02:07:23:12	Chris [TBD]	We got a
02:07:22:20	02:07:26:11	Dave [Xeros]	Well, you Know, I think we’ve got some gold pieces
02:07:28:12	02:07:31:00	Dave [Xeros]	and we can exponentially grow those as well.
02:07:32:25	02:07:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	No, I’d like to know a little bit more about what’s going on up at the library. What was that library?
02:07:41:08	02:07:41:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the library?
02:07:41:13	02:07:42:26	Steve [GM]	The Ascendant Library.
02:07:42:08	02:07:43:19	Chris [TBD]	Oh, the A7 Library.
02:07:42:22	02:07:43:28	Dave [Xeros]	The Ascendant Library.
02:07:45:00	02:07:54:20	Dave [Xeros]	We tried to get in there and i mean it was uh yeah yeah and uh but we know we we know that manny’s in the library
02:07:53:11	02:07:54:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Afterthought.
02:07:54:20	02:08:00:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so um but yeah like and we have a we have friends named mannie
02:08:01:13	02:08:10:28	Dave [Xeros]	um that we’ve been looking for as well so if you got some information you know maybe we could do this again for you we can make you some more money i don’t know how much you cashed in today
02:08:11:29	02:08:16:13	Steve [GM]	Money is not that important to me, and reaches in pulls out like a silken
02:08:17:29	02:08:21:11	Steve [GM]	hurt handkerchief blows his nose and then throws it into the fire
02:08:23:03	02:08:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	I take out 10 gold pieces and throw them in the fire.
02:08:27:02	02:08:30:19	Brin [Basil]	It was embroidered with something. Did you see that?
02:08:28:17	02:08:28:29	Steve [GM]	eyebrow
02:08:28:24	02:08:30:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:08:30:13	02:08:33:17	Steve [GM]	pulls off one of his rings throws it in the fire
02:08:31:01	02:08:38:21	Chris [TBD]	A little pissing hat weird.
02:08:32:05	02:08:35:29	Dave [Xeros]	We have to one-up him.
02:08:38:01	02:08:38:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yep,
02:08:39:13	02:08:42:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um, oh my gosh.
02:08:39:24	02:08:44:24	Dave [Xeros]	I take out 100 gold pieces and cast Distort Value to make it 1,000
02:08:42:01	02:08:47:26	Chris [TBD]	And here’s TBD with zero gold. I have nothing.
02:08:47:01	02:08:49:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:08:47:11	02:08:48:29	Steve [GM]	just watching
02:08:47:22	02:08:54:00	Dave [Xeros]	I throw a thousand gold pieces in there and it just like shatters into
02:08:54:00	02:09:02:21	Dave [Xeros]	the wall just everywhere yeah okay pissing match one shock went up
02:08:56:04	02:08:57:10	Steve [GM]	We’ll get back to that.
02:08:59:27	02:09:00:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m like,
02:09:03:25	02:09:12:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m kind of proud of you guys burning your material possessions and your reliance on the world and everything Like, wow what was that?
02:09:07:29	02:09:09:28	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:09:13:25	02:09:14:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Uh
02:09:14:00	02:09:15:10	Chris [TBD]	Arrow’s about to turn a new leaf.
02:09:14:18	02:09:24:20	Steve [GM]	Alright, so you wish to know about the library? I see. Well are you aware that you need the tallow lanyard in order to be able to go into such a place?
02:09:24:16	02:09:35:03	Dave [Xeros]	and i’d point over you mean italiania like that yeah see we had it in the uh russian douchebags at the entrance didn’t let us
02:09:28:15	02:09:30:13	Steve [GM]	That should help get you through
02:09:34:23	02:09:35:08	Steve [GM]	Russia.
02:09:35:03	02:09:41:01	Dave [Xeros]	and the Acemere douchebags. Yeah, those guys. Yeah.
02:09:38:24	02:09:42:11	Steve [GM]	Oh yeah, they need to take a hike.
02:09:42:16	02:09:42:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:09:43:19	02:09:46:18	Brin [Basil]	Can you make them take a hike?
02:09:48:14	02:09:52:26	Steve [GM]	I don’t like to get my hands dirty but uh, I can tell you one thing
02:09:52:26	02:10:00:15	Steve [GM]	There is a particular kind of spiced wine that goes over very well for some douchebag types.
02:10:01:01	02:10:06:29	Steve [GM]	And also the librarians in general are pretty fond of this spiced vine,
02:10:07:06	02:10:17:02	Steve [GM]	so if that makes sense to you I can stop now.
02:10:11:27	02:10:12:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
02:10:12:10	02:10:16:24	Brin [Basil]	Do you happen to have A keg of this spiced wine
02:10:18:08	02:10:21:08	Steve [GM]	But I do indeed.
02:10:19:11	02:10:20:03	Chris [TBD]	to get it.
02:10:25:25	02:10:27:26	Steve [GM]	Have you heard of The Finery and Winery?
02:10:28:10	02:10:32:29	Brin [Basil]	Oh, that’s where we were headed next Because I’m starving
02:10:30:13	02:10:31:22	Chris [TBD]	It totally was!
02:10:32:01	02:10:36:26	Steve [GM]	Then I recommend you go there and see what you’ve been fined.
02:10:36:11	02:10:38:24	Dave [Xeros]	Do they have any cheeses there with the wine?
02:10:39:25	02:10:48:12	Steve [GM]	Yes, cheeses from Nazareth Cheeses from Bethlehem They’ve got it from all over the place From Russia probably
02:10:44:19	02:10:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	Wow. All the way from… Oh man.
02:10:48:21	02:10:51:17	Dave [Xeros]	Man I didn’t know if there were so many grilled cheeses around.
02:10:52:18	02:10:54:26	Brin [Basil]	Jesus loves… jesus
02:10:56:18	02:11:02:05	Steve [GM]	You want to save some of your cheeses Probably Just you know for what on the road
02:11:01:22	02:11:03:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’ll make sure to thank Jesus.
02:11:04:17	02:11:06:29	Brin [Basil]	wait did he say cheese
02:11:06:19	02:11:09:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	amped up from the play by the way
02:11:10:04	02:11:20:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um and uh we’re also looking for our friend who lost we’re kind of here looking for let’s kidnap
02:11:11:25	02:11:12:19	Chris [TBD]	Sir!
02:11:22:23	02:11:33:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’s a gnome gnome napped classic and we were wondering where he might be
02:11:27:09	02:11:27:27	Steve [GM]	Oh yeah
02:11:29:12	02:11:33:17	Chris [TBD]	You heard anything on the street about a gnome being held?
02:11:34:02	02:11:39:11	Steve [GM]	So In the library In the inner sanctum
02:11:40:05	02:11:50:28	Steve [GM]	There is a particular office in which is kept information on disreputable folks who come through the city.
02:11:52:04	02:11:58:03	Steve [GM]	That would be the place, I would imagine, that you could find the information to find your friend.
02:11:58:18	02:12:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	I imagine there’s nothing in there about us at all. We are very reputable people. We haven’t caused any suspicion at all while we…
02:12:06:29	02:12:09:15	Steve [GM]	I’m just going to roll the suspicion dice to this side.
02:12:08:29	02:12:11:06	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:12:10:04	02:12:24:23	Brin [Basil]	Uh -huh.
02:12:10:08	02:12:17:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	she died
02:12:15:24	02:12:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	That’s a lot of suspicion, guys.
02:12:21:00	02:12:22:20	Steve [GM]	Probably nothing about you in there.
02:12:22:22	02:12:26:02	Dave [Xeros]	Damn straight. There we go. Don’t be suspicious.
02:12:29:17	02:12:32:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank you we appreciate that
02:12:30:20	02:12:35:14	Chris [TBD]	I’ve got a question.
02:12:32:22	02:12:38:01	Steve [GM]	Thank you for the wonderful show. Oh yes, my lovely leading lady.
02:12:37:22	02:12:40:02	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, sorry about the dress.
02:12:42:03	02:12:43:22	Steve [GM]	The dress is still in tatters.
02:12:43:06	02:12:44:05	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:12:43:06	02:12:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:12:43:25	02:12:44:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:12:44:25	02:12:53:21	Chris [TBD]	i gotta go to the changing room they’re bulging pectoral muscles
02:12:45:29	02:12:48:11	Steve [GM]	The hairy chest is just, like…
02:12:47:16	02:12:49:17	Brin [Basil]	Your nipples are still exposed.
02:12:53:21	02:13:03:28	Chris [TBD]	well if i don’t that i have uh no shame uh how what what can you tell us about levatorum
02:12:53:25	02:12:55:15	Steve [GM]	Well do I know that!
02:13:03:28	02:13:11:04	Chris [TBD]	itself how in the world is this place floating seen
02:13:05:23	02:13:06:11	Steve [GM]	Levatorum.
02:13:09:24	02:13:10:12	Steve [GM]	Sinidate?
02:13:11:28	02:13:17:14	Steve [GM]	Wait. You are from underneath aren’t ya? From down below?
02:13:18:27	02:13:19:20	Brin [Basil]	go, Deke!
02:13:21:13	02:13:31:15	Chris [TBD]	it was obvious you look like a four foot tall nerdy tiefling right now
02:13:22:27	02:13:25:02	Steve [GM]	I was willing to give you the benefit of doubt.
02:13:31:27	02:13:32:17	Steve [GM]	Yeah, they
02:13:33:28	02:13:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	I did.
02:13:35:00	02:13:45:07	Steve [GM]	knocked you straight out of your disguise. yeah i don’t know you probably forgot in all the hullabaloo your normal self and
02:13:41:29	02:13:44:24	Dave [Xeros]	So do I just look like my…
02:13:43:26	02:13:50:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the pockets are like dragging on the ground
02:13:44:14	02:13:49:14	Brin [Basil]	pocket bled.
02:13:45:07	02:13:47:13	Steve [GM]	you’re wearing cargo pants they’re like
02:13:46:21	02:13:48:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:13:50:07	02:13:50:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:13:53:03	02:13:54:02	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:13:55:13	02:13:58:10	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to go over and sit in the fire
02:14:00:24	02:14:01:10	Chris [TBD]	a good idea
02:14:01:10	02:14:11:22	Dave [Xeros]	and pick up a couple of my gold pieces and his ring and put it on my finger and just sit there as the fire radiates around my skin
02:14:02:26	02:14:04:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:14:11:22	02:14:14:19	Dave [Xeros]	and starts to glow like a red.
02:14:14:25	02:14:16:01	Chris [TBD]	built your back up
02:14:17:28	02:14:21:09	Steve [GM]	down below all right look look
02:14:19:21	02:14:21:01	Dave [Xeros]	straight I am.
02:14:21:09	02:14:31:29	Chris [TBD]	Look, your little politics and stuff don’t interest us. I know you got a thing going on here with the crew and host We’re not interested in disrupting
02:14:31:29	02:14:33:14	Chris [TBD]	anything. You just want our friend
02:14:36:04	02:14:46:06	Steve [GM]	a shame i believe that there’s a lot that we could have gained by having our countries kind of come together and learn more about each other free exchange of ideas
02:14:45:19	02:14:56:22	Brin [Basil]	if you
02:14:46:06	02:14:53:29	Steve [GM]	and money which i do not care about he immediately picks it up as and then
02:14:49:07	02:14:51:28	Dave [Xeros]	I throw 10 gold pieces out to him for saying that.
02:14:53:29	02:15:03:24	Steve [GM]	goes into the exact same posture as if nothing happened yes now if you’re in the library and you happen to find some
02:14:56:22	02:15:02:04	Brin [Basil]	didn’t like
02:15:03:24	02:15:15:08	Steve [GM]	information about your uh wonderful world beneath behoove you to look into that a little bit. Assuming I’m appealing to your patriotism
02:15:15:08	02:15:20:09	Steve [GM]	of course, if you’re not interested in the machinations of my
02:15:21:10	02:15:25:21	Steve [GM]	friends across the aisle then you could ignore that too
02:15:26:20	02:15:27:03	Dave [Xeros]	out 10 more.
02:15:28:10	02:15:30:29	Steve [GM]	Thank you
02:15:32:25	02:15:39:05	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, I think he is sympathizing? I don’t think he wants to do any harm to us.
02:15:36:04	02:15:48:03	Chris [TBD]	host yep well the question i asked though so scene today what’s going on we went underneath
02:15:40:08	02:15:41:23	Dave [Xeros]	I say we
02:15:43:14	02:15:45:17	Steve [GM]	About how we
02:15:48:11	02:15:57:04	Chris [TBD]	our your little city here little it’s big you’re a big city and saw giant black void
02:15:51:24	02:15:52:24	Steve [GM]	It is
02:15:57:04	02:16:05:27	Chris [TBD]	i didn’t stare into it but i did see right
02:15:57:14	02:15:58:27	Dave [Xeros]	you did
02:15:58:17	02:15:58:26	Steve [GM]	Yeah.
02:16:03:19	02:16:05:29	Steve [GM]	It would stare back to you.
02:16:06:18	02:16:08:19	Dave [Xeros]	throw something in it
02:16:09:06	02:16:12:11	Steve [GM]	Well, so long as it wasn’t like a little frog or something and then it should be just fine.
02:16:14:00	02:16:20:17	Brin [Basil]	it wasn’t living someone
02:16:14:06	02:16:16:11	Dave [Xeros]	it wasn’t
02:16:15:03	02:16:16:07	Chris [TBD]	Right, right, right.
02:16:18:10	02:16:19:10	Chris [TBD]	Cool, cool, cool.
02:16:19:27	02:16:31:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m like emotional roller coaster a little bit and i’m recalling like the unraveling of this frog, and I’m like a little depressed now. Just kind of tears welling up in my giant eyes a little bit.
02:16:20:01	02:16:21:05	Dave [Xeros]	it was living
02:16:33:23	02:16:35:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Who? Who was he?
02:16:39:13	02:16:46:02	Dave [Xeros]	after he got unraveled I don’t think he’s anything anymore he exists that’s okay
02:16:42:18	02:16:43:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh!
02:16:45:18	02:16:46:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry.
02:16:47:06	02:16:56:19	Steve [GM]	What is- Yes, I’m well aware of this. I’ve heard many rumors about this place underneath
02:16:47:27	02:16:50:02	Chris [TBD]	Anyways, what do you know about it?
02:16:58:17	02:17:01:26	Steve [GM]	but what is it exactly that you’re trying to understand?
02:17:01:26	02:17:03:05	Chris [TBD]	How is this place floating?
02:17:03:17	02:17:08:00	Steve [GM]	Oh. Well, the best that I’ve heard is The Veiltere
02:17:09:06	02:17:10:12	Steve [GM]	Created its own
02:17:11:26	02:17:19:13	Steve [GM]	Veiltiere. He takes one of the coins And flicks it back into the fire
02:17:15:10	02:17:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	you did oh my heart i grab it put in my pocket
02:17:21:04	02:17:22:28	Brin [Basil]	I grabbed it.
02:17:23:07	02:17:25:06	Steve [GM]	This will make me feel better
02:17:29:07	02:17:39:25	Steve [GM]	Legend has it That A century ago There was a conflux Of magic that got absorbed into the bottom of
02:17:39:25	02:17:51:20	Steve [GM]	the continent down there. And it caused a massive, as it were allergic reaction causing part of our world
02:17:51:20	02:17:56:22	Steve [GM]	to break free and begin to ascend.
02:17:57:26	02:18:07:23	Steve [GM]	We have belief that we will continue to ascend until we all reach a higher, holier plane. A celestial plane.
02:18:08:02	02:18:17:27	Steve [GM]	A place where we will all be happy but we don’t want to go there alone. At least we host aren’t interested in going alone
02:18:17:27	02:18:29:08	Steve [GM]	and that’s why we are still around We’re hoping to create a connection between ourselves and you all so that we can all ascend together Now the crew
02:18:29:08	02:18:37:29	Steve [GM]	they’re a little more selfish a little more bratty, also have worse taste in clothes. And they are not interested in bringing y’all along.
02:18:38:22	02:18:50:04	Steve [GM]	So underneath we have conflicting interests underneath Cinedae and some of the crew
02:18:50:04	02:19:00:16	Steve [GM]	have been rumored to be taking creatures rendering experiments on them through magical means in an attempt to try
02:19:00:16	02:19:09:20	Steve [GM]	to hasten our own ascension? I don’t get the logic. Like, why you gotta mess with stuff? You just… You’d be nice to people.
02:19:07:27	02:19:16:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pay them
02:19:09:16	02:19:13:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i get it you know i’ve heard rumors of this uh
02:19:15:10	02:19:22:05	Dave [Xeros]	This Heaven’s Gate, I’ve heard about this.
02:19:16:15	02:19:22:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	up
02:19:17:10	02:19:19:18	Steve [GM]	Gates to the heaven! Yeah, yep, yep.
02:19:22:18	02:19:24:17	Steve [GM]	Our saying is Heya Bop!
02:19:24:23	02:19:27:24	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, hillbop. Yeah, you just got to jump in there.
02:19:29:07	02:19:35:01	Dave [Xeros]	I hear that you guys need to have some specific type of shoes in order to make that happen.
02:19:34:11	02:19:38:20	Steve [GM]	Yes, victorious shoes we calls them. Well not we, they call them that.
02:19:38:06	02:19:46:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah um where could where could we buy a pair of those um
02:19:39:22	02:19:40:22	Steve [GM]	Victorious like a
02:19:43:19	02:19:53:08	Steve [GM]	mythologically victorious uh i think there’s a milliner’s place around here and she she deals in these sorts of
02:19:50:20	02:19:55:08	Chris [TBD]	Is that the hat, lady?
02:19:51:26	02:20:03:21	Dave [Xeros]	okay yeah i’m getting a really interesting vibe from this place awesome thank you um i think we should get manny and
02:19:54:09	02:20:17:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	some
02:20:00:13	02:20:09:09	Steve [GM]	welcome oh and the void avoid yeah that’s a consequence of messing with this kind
02:20:05:15	02:20:10:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I figured it out.
02:20:11:25	02:20:23:24	Chris [TBD]	We as gratitude will… When we’re in the library, you’d like information.
02:20:17:07	02:20:17:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pamphlets
02:20:24:15	02:20:46:13	Chris [TBD]	Is there anything we can grab for you while we look at it?
02:20:27:03	02:20:37:21	Steve [GM]	eyes open on some of the crew is some of them are more open in their beliefs than others or maybe not so much and it would be nice to know which of my patrons I can trust
02:20:37:21	02:20:39:16	Steve [GM]	than those I need to keep a closer eye on.
02:20:39:09	02:20:51:01	Dave [Xeros]	you know which the one you shouldn’t trust is the owl that passed out in the orchestra pit yeah yeah he’s um yeah
02:20:42:11	02:20:48:16	Steve [GM]	Yeah, oh, Tobias?
02:20:46:16	02:20:47:12	Chris [TBD]	Oh yes!
02:20:49:19	02:20:50:07	Chris [TBD]	Yes!
02:20:51:17	02:20:57:04	Steve [GM]	I’ve been watching him. Are you saying he’s part of the crew?
02:20:57:25	02:21:00:26	Brin [Basil]	He’s biased, he’s toe-biased.
02:20:59:16	02:21:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	yeah he’s definitely biased um he’s yeah yeah is um we caught him down by the docks
02:20:59:26	02:21:10:01	Chris [TBD]	That might work.
02:21:01:25	02:21:02:29	Steve [GM]	Tobias is biased?
02:21:03:04	02:21:03:29	Brin [Basil]	That’s right.
02:21:04:06	02:21:07:08	Steve [GM]	Ah, man, who would have thought that?
02:21:06:24	02:21:07:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Shady character
02:21:09:02	02:21:10:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	A lot of rumors coming out Of that guy
02:21:09:10	02:21:20:08	Dave [Xeros]	um yeah but but it was it was strange because we were talking to him he was telling us about like a blue man group um and he was talking about how he’s constantly bluing himself
02:21:10:04	02:21:12:04	Steve [GM]	That’s why it works, so that would make sense.
02:21:20:27	02:21:32:13	Dave [Xeros]	um so i just yeah yeah so i’m just i’m trying to figure out like i would just wouldn’t trust him he’d he’d yeah he’s got some crazy things that he saw
02:21:22:07	02:21:23:08	Chris [TBD]	Out of context.
02:21:22:20	02:21:25:13	Steve [GM]	It’s what I’ve heard about with Tobias.
02:21:25:13	02:21:36:21	Steve [GM]	you can’t
02:21:32:07	02:21:40:20	Brin [Basil]	definitely smell alcohol in his breath that’s right
02:21:36:21	02:21:42:19	Steve [GM]	trust people who are addicted to substances that contort their ability to understand reality
02:21:42:00	02:21:47:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Nope Nope Not at all When they are addicted They cannot be trusted
02:21:48:00	02:21:49:10	Steve [GM]	That is true
02:21:48:29	02:21:51:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	If they try the substance They might still be
02:21:53:05	02:21:53:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Trustable
02:21:54:21	02:22:04:08	Dave [Xeros]	we gonna turn are we’re gonna We turn to walk out, and as we turn to walk out I just walk and just slam straight into the wall.
02:21:56:24	02:21:57:01	Chris [TBD]	I’m good.
02:22:05:01	02:22:06:00	Chris [TBD]	Did you go blind?
02:22:06:12	02:22:08:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:22:08:23	02:22:10:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Let’s take him to The winery
02:22:09:18	02:22:14:29	Steve [GM]	think that is where we will call it, with you walking face first into the wall
02:22:16:03	02:22:19:21	Steve [GM]	So thank you so much for that incredible play
02:22:16:04	02:22:16:18	Chris [TBD]	Fantastic.
02:22:18:17	02:22:19:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
02:22:19:08	02:22:29:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very
02:22:19:25	02:22:22:24	Dave [Xeros]	The play within the play.
02:22:22:18	02:22:23:29	Steve [GM]	Yeah, it was
02:22:25:21	02:22:29:03	Steve [GM]	I’m so glad we recorded this So that we can enjoy
02:22:29:07	02:22:31:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	very hamlet very yeah play with its way
02:22:31:18	02:22:33:19	Steve [GM]	I got the reference
02:22:32:12	02:22:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	It’s like
02:22:34:29	02:22:43:08	Dave [Xeros]	what’s the episode of Avatar The Last Airbender where they retell the story of Avatar The Last Bender within, oh my god.
02:22:39:29	02:22:40:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
02:22:40:19	02:22:41:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:22:43:05	02:22:53:01	Steve [GM]	So anyway Next time We’ll go to the finery and winery Pick up that final key item And then begin
02:22:44:25	02:22:47:03	Chris [TBD]	I wouldn’t know. I haven’t seen it.
02:22:53:01	02:23:03:23	Steve [GM]	Our approach into The library It probably will go significantly smoother if you have, I don’t know a rogue with
02:23:02:22	02:23:10:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. That’d be nice. But we do have a giant person that can shrink down
02:23:03:13	02:23:17:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we haven’t
02:23:03:23	02:23:05:18	Steve [GM]	you. Someone who’s
02:23:12:05	02:23:13:06	Chris [TBD]	All right.
02:23:17:14	02:23:29:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	all left yet uh well i am leaving pamphlets i am living material for this guy by the way okay I’m just curious what his reaction would be when he sees some of this because I’m also
02:23:22:13	02:23:23:19	Steve [GM]	Okay
02:23:23:01	02:23:24:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:23:29:09	02:23:30:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	interested in a higher holier
02:23:31:29	02:23:33:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	place getting there
02:23:34:22	02:23:40:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know if he’s ever heard of the truth but if he wants to
02:23:40:09	02:23:41:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
02:23:41:19	02:23:42:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	educate himself
02:23:43:25	02:23:49:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just passing some of these along and I’m going to ask him last question if there’s anywhere we can get more yellow plant
02:23:50:23	02:23:52:05	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, tallow lanyards?
02:23:51:13	02:23:52:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	tallow yeah
02:23:53:07	02:24:01:17	Steve [GM]	No so he lets you know that the tallow lanyards are very rare these are essentially like ID badges like
02:24:02:25	02:24:04:22	Steve [GM]	magnetized card swipe sort of a thing
02:24:04:01	02:24:07:14	Chris [TBD]	And we showed it to the two guards like it was nothing.
02:24:08:29	02:24:09:10	Steve [GM]	So
02:24:09:11	02:24:10:10	Chris [TBD]	That’s why they’re not
02:24:10:15	02:24:16:04	Steve [GM]	Like his advice would be to get one from Rekor, which you already did.
02:24:16:28	02:24:17:28	Chris [TBD]	on which way we went first.
02:24:17:14	02:24:29:09	Steve [GM]	As far as the pamphlet, at first he’s a little dismissive of it but then he looks a little bit more closely at it and kind of gives you a look and is like maybe we should talk some other time.
02:24:28:29	02:24:31:22	Dave [Xeros]	Especially when he gets to the paragraph about sneakies.
02:24:34:01	02:24:45:08	Steve [GM]	So I’m going to change the religious area at negative 1 but i’m gonna push it up to zero so they’re leaning toward being more interested in conversion
02:24:47:01	02:24:47:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an in
02:24:50:03	02:24:57:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	also I’m pretty sure we left the spider down on a cave apparently kind of forgot about him my convert he’s still down there
02:24:56:25	02:25:00:23	Steve [GM]	on one second i accidentally sorry i just pulled my headphone out i missed everything
02:25:01:15	02:25:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the children with the spider he’s down in the caves still I think we left him down there
02:25:08:02	02:25:14:02	Steve [GM]	to see if there were other creatures that could help and he will report back to you as soon as he had some
02:25:16:08	02:25:21:25	Brin [Basil]	That’s actually a great idea
02:25:16:14	02:25:19:14	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, and when we take the library you can bring all of the animals with us.
02:25:18:27	02:25:20:06	Steve [GM]	so he doesn’t
02:25:21:06	02:25:23:07	Steve [GM]	fall into the void and get unraveled
02:25:21:09	02:25:22:23	Chris [TBD]	Sonic the Hedgehog
02:25:25:01	02:25:30:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	climb ceiling or the wall over the void alright cool
02:25:29:04	02:25:30:11	Steve [GM]	all right

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