Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 1931 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:00	00:00:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	All right. Four, four!
00:00:01:10	00:00:05:27	Steve [GM]	Alright, well welcome back to session number fill in the blank. Four!
00:00:05:09	00:00:07:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Quattro.
00:00:06:29	00:00:21:21	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, four. Because
00:00:13:20	00:00:19:02	Dave [Xeros]	that just makes me want to play the count from…
00:00:19:02	00:00:26:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah well no there’s that yeah it’s where he gets
00:00:19:08	00:00:23:12	Steve [GM]	From Sesame Street!? I rolled a twelve!
00:00:20:24	00:00:22:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:00:21:21	00:00:33:09	Chris [TBD]	I love to hit it! Every time he says count…I
00:00:26:03	00:00:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	censored that one where it’s like the count is censored yeah yep yep you know I’m called The Count and I really like to boop
00:00:37:02	00:00:46:14	Dave [Xeros]	That one? Yeah. Oh, dude. I remember watching that and laughing so hard I was crying. Oh my gosh. I was dying.
00:00:43:25	00:00:51:03	Chris [TBD]	there. And when I’m lonely, I hoop myself.
00:00:48:22	00:00:49:09	Dave [Xeros]	Hi!
00:00:50:20	00:00:51:11	Dave [Xeros]	Myself
00:00:51:03	00:00:58:08	Chris [TBD]	Oh
00:00:53:13	00:00:56:29	Dave [Xeros]	Slowly, slowly slowly getting faster
00:00:58:08	00:01:07:27	Chris [TBD]	this is all getting cut. No no not for copyright reasons we need to not get an explicit tag on all
00:01:01:15	00:01:11:19	Dave [Xeros]	It’s not copyrighted it’s on YouTube man oh no what we should do is post this
00:01:11:19	00:01:18:12	Dave [Xeros]	and if it ever gets people ever listen to it see what the traffic going to the count censored is
00:01:19:13	00:01:20:03	Dave [Xeros]	and
00:01:19:14	00:01:21:12	Chris [TBD]	How much of an influence do we have?
00:01:21:06	00:01:29:00	Steve [GM]	none all right well last time we were here um
00:01:22:26	00:01:24:14	Dave [Xeros]	indirect indirect influence
00:01:26:20	00:01:27:07	Brin [Basil]	last time
00:01:29:00	00:01:40:19	Steve [GM]	we ended up descending below the city of synoday and there we discovered entire
00:01:40:19	00:01:52:05	Steve [GM]	area crystals essentially these these veil stones being kind of just everywhere and um despite the most concerted effort of
00:01:46:22	00:01:48:29	Brin [Basil]	despite
00:01:51:05	00:01:51:15	Brin [Basil]	efforts
00:01:53:02	00:02:04:10	Steve [GM]	eros and TBD we did not explode but there was there were some uh some abysses that required
00:01:57:01	00:02:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	no we didn’t yeah and we ended up throwing like a
00:01:59:16	00:02:01:17	Brin [Basil]	There was, there were some uh
00:02:04:10	00:02:15:23	Steve [GM]	some flying and jumping over uh yes a grunk she unraveled like he went into a black hole
00:02:08:01	00:02:10:01	Dave [Xeros]	frog or something into the abyss right
00:02:10:02	00:02:13:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, we killed the guy. We like saved him.
00:02:14:12	00:02:15:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:02:14:29	00:02:24:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay Okay. In my defense, all I got to say is I thought I was on the other side of the ravine so I thought i was throwing him to safety
00:02:22:22	00:02:30:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But you weren’t going to throw him that far anyway whichever side you were on.
00:02:30:13	00:02:42:09	Dave [Xeros]	was is i i i thought i i’d been blown across the ravines so i was if he was on my left hand side i was throwing him to the right but instead i thought i was on the other
00:02:42:09	00:02:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	side so i threw him to my left and it just
00:02:43:15	00:02:46:17	Brin [Basil]	go well.
00:02:45:05	00:02:53:18	Steve [GM]	it did not go well for him however i think
00:02:47:14	00:02:52:00	Dave [Xeros]	Well, at least we learned the truth and it didn’t kill any of us.
00:02:49:08	00:03:00:07	Chris [TBD]	we did learn something what was it that we learned about that abyss though there was something that happened i don’t remember
00:02:59:24	00:03:06:15	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah like it was like the thing that just got like spaghettification yeah It’s like a black hole
00:03:03:14	00:03:04:04	Chris [TBD]	spaghettified
00:03:04:05	00:03:05:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm-hmm
00:03:07:23	00:03:12:10	Steve [GM]	um on the other side of the abyss there was
00:03:10:23	00:03:15:23	Brin [Basil]	there were like
00:03:12:10	00:03:21:22	Steve [GM]	uh there were a handful of collect creatures who were imprisoned and fowlclaw happened upon an old
00:03:19:16	00:03:21:19	Brin [Basil]	Fallislaw happened to come on in a cold
00:03:23:28	00:03:29:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes my notes say spider convert
00:03:24:21	00:03:25:10	Chris [TBD]	master
00:03:33:02	00:03:33:29	Dave [Xeros]	We have lots
00:03:34:12	00:03:45:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yes there was all kinds of creatures caged up they were all sort of infected with the purple cue and mutating and things like that
00:03:45:26	00:03:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we saved Amla is his name The Choldreth Yes
00:03:51:19	00:03:52:24	Dave [Xeros]	And love the children
00:03:54:03	00:03:56:25	Steve [GM]	amla and we decided that that is amla the older
00:03:56:11	00:03:58:05	Chris [TBD]	yeah that’s right
00:04:00:05	00:04:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah I mean
00:04:02:04	00:04:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	I’d like to see what happens with that eventually Find out how uh i don’t know anti -father his son is at some point yeah
00:04:13:25	00:04:18:07	Dave [Xeros]	yep yep how closely are we following source material
00:04:19:14	00:04:20:25	Brin [Basil]	and uh
00:04:20:14	00:04:26:09	Steve [GM]	i foul claw also gained a new item
00:04:28:28	00:04:36:17	Steve [GM]	which is the scroll of jubilee or tribulation to give lamentation.
00:04:34:12	00:04:35:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Lamentation
00:04:37:10	00:04:41:02	Dave [Xeros]	and we did go over the fact that that isn’t just forgiving debts right
00:04:42:06	00:04:45:14	Dave [Xeros]	okay all right because that would have really helped me
00:04:45:13	00:04:47:20	Steve [GM]	Yeah, I know what if that’s why the answer is no?
00:04:46:02	00:04:47:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:04:47:17	00:04:52:06	Dave [Xeros]	okay bye bye fine i’ll find other ways
00:04:49:13	00:04:53:21	Steve [GM]	All right. So okay.
00:04:53:23	00:05:04:04	Brin [Basil]	So, having gone through that, finding your way back.
00:04:55:14	00:05:05:28	Steve [GM]	All right so having gone through that experience you climb your way back out from beneath
00:05:05:13	00:05:16:08	Chris [TBD]	we’re still in the cave underneath oh yeah
00:05:14:22	00:05:22:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	take my hand
00:05:15:20	00:05:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:05:16:22	00:05:17:19	Steve [GM]	I hit stop
00:05:18:16	00:05:22:08	Chris [TBD]	Alright, Fowlclaw grab Eros’ hand
00:05:24:01	00:05:25:19	Chris [TBD]	we need to grab a couple of
00:05:24:21	00:05:25:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s not my hand
00:05:27:04	00:05:30:22	Chris [TBD]	more of these samples for Lashara that was one of the things we had to do
00:05:32:03	00:05:34:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay yeah some rocks
00:05:32:13	00:05:36:22	Chris [TBD]	so I’m going to just reach down and grab some of those crystals that were in our pile
00:05:37:03	00:05:38:11	Steve [GM]	That you’d been collecting?
00:05:37:29	00:05:42:11	Chris [TBD]	that we’d been collecting just like two or three more samples and just stick them in my bag
00:05:42:19	00:05:44:07	Steve [GM]	Give an Arcana check
00:05:45:26	00:05:48:23	Steve [GM]	And as a reminder 15 and up is a success
00:05:53:18	00:05:54:19	Chris [TBD]	That would be an 18
00:05:54:22	00:06:03:24	Steve [GM]	Okay Because of that, you’re able to determine some of the higher quality ones As you go So how many do you pick up
00:06:00:14	00:06:07:19	Chris [TBD]	Excellent. Three I said Just three samples for her
00:06:07:19	00:06:15:04	Chris [TBD]	i have three when we rolled last time um you guys remember that these can be used if you crush them
00:06:15:04	00:06:22:08	Chris [TBD]	in the powder and you inhale the powder our magic gets do you inhale it yeah drugs and uh
00:06:18:27	00:06:20:10	Steve [GM]	Yeah, it gets elevated
00:06:22:11	00:06:30:07	Chris [TBD]	our magic goes up one level in strength when it’s cast so
00:06:29:03	00:06:32:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah so level one spell becomes level two
00:06:30:07	00:06:41:00	Chris [TBD]	i already have three of my own from when we roll to see how many we got these are three additional ones for lashara specific
00:06:41:23	00:06:41:28	Dave [Xeros]	it.
00:06:42:04	00:06:45:08	Steve [GM]	you’re putting him in a separate pocket in your cloak
00:06:43:29	00:06:55:13	Chris [TBD]	Yes. I’m not going to have them in my inventory as a usable item is basically what I’m saying. They are a key item. Those are weak sauce
00:06:50:07	00:06:54:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are these the same as the ones we picked up originally to fly up here because I still have those
00:06:55:13	00:06:58:11	Chris [TBD]	remember my, I rolled the nat
00:06:56:17	00:06:59:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh you can identify the high quality one
00:07:00:15	00:07:11:12	Chris [TBD]	was it a nat 20? It was crazy high and I was like it was a 24 I don’t know these are crap
00:07:04:05	00:07:05:18	Steve [GM]	that is really high
00:07:12:11	00:07:20:28	Steve [GM]	he could tell the ones that you would use for yourself would probably be the lower quality because Lashara wants the higher
00:07:12:19	00:07:13:22	Chris [TBD]	you don’t want these
00:07:14:02	00:07:14:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:07:15:05	00:07:16:16	Chris [TBD]	so get rid of those garbage
00:07:21:22	00:07:26:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay well then i’m gonna grab a p2 just to maybe use my spells there so i’ll grab like
00:07:26:21	00:07:35:18	Dave [Xeros]	I’m gonna feel around and I grabbed rocks, but I have no idea if they’re good or bad rocks.
00:07:35:21	00:07:41:01	Chris [TBD]	he’s blind this is embarrassing help him
00:07:41:28	00:07:43:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	don’t worry i’ll find you some good ones
00:07:43:13	00:07:45:08	Chris [TBD]	whoa that’s not a rock
00:07:46:21	00:07:47:05	Dave [Xeros]	Well
00:07:48:18	00:07:55:11	Dave [Xeros]	quite possibly a rock. Rocks! Two rocks! oh oh shit
00:07:58:24	00:08:01:22	Steve [GM]	the turtle looks slowly from one
00:08:04:10	00:08:05:26	Chris [TBD]	no don’t stop what
00:08:08:09	00:08:09:11	Chris [TBD]	how we’re good
00:08:09:16	00:08:14:13	Dave [Xeros]	dude uh nortel the turtle was a roadie for TBD and he doesn’t understand is this just like
00:08:12:13	00:08:17:22	Steve [GM]	kind of like foul claw where he just decides
00:08:18:08	00:08:23:25	Dave [Xeros]	okay so basically any innuendo that i throw out everyone’s just gonna ignore at some point
00:08:25:21	00:08:33:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mostly because we have other things to focus on like we need to get out of the cave you know it’s not that we don’t appreciate that but we gotta go
00:08:33:13	00:08:36:09	Chris [TBD]	lead him to the light yeah
00:08:36:17	00:08:42:15	Steve [GM]	should point out that uh basil our abyss jumping bunny
00:08:42:15	00:08:50:29	Steve [GM]	friend is so exhausted from trying to convince you not to blow yourselves up that she decides
00:08:50:29	00:08:56:06	Steve [GM]	to just hang out a little while just catch her breath get a little zen moment before she catches
00:08:52:07	00:08:52:25	Brin [Basil]	Yeah.
00:08:58:20	00:09:09:11	Dave [Xeros]	yes are we just gonna head up the stairs then Like, the really, really sketchy stairs. Okay. I’m blind. So… Okay. So I’m holding on to Falclaw?
00:09:06:05	00:09:07:10	Brin [Basil]	That’s why you’ve got it?
00:09:10:12	00:09:10:27	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:09:11:19	00:09:12:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	just hold on
00:09:16:27	00:09:19:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s probably the safest spot let’s go hand
00:09:17:10	00:09:17:19	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:09:23:28	00:09:26:29	Dave [Xeros]	You don’t want me jumping on Nortle’s back or anything?
00:09:26:01	00:09:27:09	Chris [TBD]	PG PG
00:09:26:11	00:09:27:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re leaving
00:09:28:01	00:09:29:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right. We’re hiking out.
00:09:28:24	00:09:35:17	Brin [Basil]	All right, so choice is on
00:09:32:13	00:09:43:29	Steve [GM]	right so choices are as we come up uh how about this places that you have not yet been now that we can look at the incorrectly named map
00:09:36:29	00:09:38:19	Brin [Basil]	how about
00:09:44:10	00:09:44:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yay
00:09:45:01	00:09:52:22	Steve [GM]	um letter c over by dave here i am c
00:09:51:23	00:09:52:11	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:09:52:22	00:09:59:09	Steve [GM]	that is turgrar’s theater and there’s um you’ve been
00:09:53:22	00:09:56:20	Brin [Basil]	and there
00:09:59:09	00:10:11:02	Steve [GM]	told that turgar likes to uh trade in information and so he definitely is a possibility as far
00:10:00:07	00:10:04:08	Brin [Basil]	likes to trade
00:10:05:09	00:10:07:13	Brin [Basil]	in depth
00:10:11:02	00:10:19:10	Steve [GM]	is trying to find one of your other goals, which is figuring out where Manny is. So True Grar could be helpful for that
00:10:14:29	00:10:16:10	Dave [Xeros]	Manny. Yep.
00:10:22:02	00:10:27:02	Steve [GM]	G down here That is Stabber McStabby’s stabbing Emporium
00:10:24:22	00:10:25:16	Brin [Basil]	that is that
00:10:29:01	00:10:30:09	Chris [TBD]	who could that be for
00:10:30:03	00:10:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	And it’s close!
00:10:31:27	00:10:36:11	Steve [GM]	I mean I guess It’s only a few blocks
00:10:38:07	00:10:41:29	Steve [GM]	Here close to the lower gates is Blaggard’s Inn
00:10:43:28	00:10:53:01	Dave [Xeros]	I… Guys, I wouldn’t mind this. Heading over to Blaggard’s Inn, if I take a nap or a long nap
00:10:53:01	00:10:57:08	Dave [Xeros]	I might be able to wake up and see at some point.
00:10:59:00	00:11:01:08	Dave [Xeros]	I don’t know if you guys want to help me out with that.
00:11:03:13	00:11:05:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do either of us have something that can help him see?
00:11:06:13	00:11:07:19	Dave [Xeros]	Do you have a spell?
00:11:07:16	00:11:08:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can we cast something on it?
00:11:08:14	00:11:09:12	Chris [TBD]	good question
00:11:09:08	00:11:13:18	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah because it’s basically the blinded…
00:11:12:22	00:11:15:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	His hands are kind of sweaty. Do you have anything that we could…
00:11:15:22	00:11:18:26	Steve [GM]	It’s making my feathers damp
00:11:20:29	00:11:22:18	Steve [GM]	I’m going to have to preen later.
00:11:23:03	00:11:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah that’s right like owls don’t shed water as well as yeah.
00:11:28:12	00:11:39:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh, you know what I could do? Okay. Yeah, I don’t think I have anything that can make me help you see but I do have Mage Hand That’s one of my hand trips
00:11:33:11	00:11:34:04	Chris [TBD]	fresh out
00:11:39:24	00:11:41:21	Dave [Xeros]	Oh so are you just going to hold my hand with Mage Hand?
00:11:42:23	00:11:50:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and it’s going to guide you like it’s just going to follow me okay so you’re being led by Mage Hand But you don’t know that it’s not my hand
00:11:49:17	00:11:58:01	Dave [Xeros]	okay that’s fine hold tight hold tight all right i gotta help i got ahold of it
00:11:59:07	00:12:04:26	Dave [Xeros]	uh yeah i don’t know like i donno where everyone’s at like as far as uh health and
00:12:05:13	00:12:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	spell slots and everything but yeah i could i could use a long rest because i gotta wake up and I got to take another drink or something because I’m really trying hard to deal with my life.
00:12:11:10	00:12:20:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	mm -hmm yeah that could be good we could also
00:12:20:13	00:12:24:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe gather some information at the end okay stop
00:12:23:00	00:12:23:18	Chris [TBD]	I like it
00:12:24:24	00:12:27:01	Steve [GM]	So as you’re heading toward the inn
00:12:30:14	00:12:39:08	Steve [GM]	You are a collection of what most people think is an Asomir because of your deception
00:12:39:09	00:12:41:04	Dave [Xeros]	My Deception. So deceiving.
00:12:40:16	00:12:46:18	Steve [GM]	but also an owl in which is not so uncommon and then a Goliath
00:12:46:18	00:12:55:21	Steve [GM]	which is unusual so it’s kind of a strange oh and a and a twirtle very slowly coming up the rear
00:12:52:16	00:12:57:23	Chris [TBD]	so we look like a bunch of anime characters
00:12:53:00	00:12:53:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:12:58:08	00:13:02:29	Steve [GM]	we’re the only we know where the pcs because everyone else has no silhouette
00:12:58:22	00:12:59:23	Dave [Xeros]	Should we…
00:12:59:24	00:13:02:13	Chris [TBD]	Protagonist anime characters Yeah
00:13:03:14	00:13:04:22	Chris [TBD]	Plain clothing
00:13:06:14	00:13:16:15	Dave [Xeros]	Are you saying we should space out a little bit? Because I’m just holding on to a mage hand and wandering around in the back I’m pretty sure I’m not even close
00:13:16:15	00:13:19:27	Dave [Xeros]	well within 30 feet at least
00:13:17:14	00:13:24:17	Brin [Basil]	said is
00:13:21:28	00:13:33:25	Steve [GM]	So what I just need you guys to do is You can pick which skill You want to roll with And give me an explanation as to why that will help
00:13:24:17	00:13:30:04	Brin [Basil]	you can pick which skill you want to roll with
00:13:33:25	00:13:45:17	Steve [GM]	Decrease the potential suspicion Of anybody walking past you So if for some reason you can get medicine To logically help you out Then you can roll on that
00:13:44:29	00:13:53:12	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to roll Animal Handling Because I’m with a bunch of animals
00:13:49:26	00:13:51:12	Steve [GM]	Okay, tell me why
00:13:53:22	00:14:01:21	Dave [Xeros]	you were the one that was talking about yeah okay yeah
00:13:53:26	00:13:57:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but you’re not trying to like convince us
00:13:54:22	00:13:59:29	Brin [Basil]	Move on! Hiyah!
00:13:58:07	00:13:59:05	Steve [GM]	Move on!
00:13:58:07	00:13:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:14:02:13	00:14:07:11	Chris [TBD]	And And I probably should upkeep on my allergies, too.
00:14:08:22	00:14:16:29	Dave [Xeros]	you want like your uh your nasal spray or okay i think i might have some of that in my in my cargo
00:14:14:29	00:14:25:02	Chris [TBD]	it looks as if I’m just managing animals for sale or something not for sale but just for entertainment I have a guitar with me and stuff It looks like I could be part of an act
00:14:25:02	00:14:29:24	Chris [TBD]	All right, animal handling Here we go
00:14:25:14	00:14:28:01	Brin [Basil]	Go ahead.
00:14:25:22	00:14:38:06	Steve [GM]	so go ahead give me a roll that
00:14:38:26	00:14:40:24	Chris [TBD]	Wait, hold on How do
00:14:45:25	00:14:47:25	Chris [TBD]	You know what?
00:14:46:16	00:14:54:25	Steve [GM]	those stones work the zenzu fruit it wasn’t too so here’s our first uh suspicion die of the night
00:14:49:06	00:14:50:03	Chris [TBD]	It was a two
00:14:54:00	00:14:54:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh wonderful
00:14:54:17	00:15:02:13	Dave [Xeros]	no way to go animal handling
00:14:54:25	00:15:00:16	Steve [GM]	just give it a quick roll as long as it’s not a six we’ll be fine That’s a six.
00:15:02:12	00:15:06:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what are you doing okay
00:15:03:07	00:15:04:12	Chris [TBD]	So…
00:15:03:18	00:15:10:01	Steve [GM]	Okay, so you technically are all rolling simultaneously.
00:15:04:12	00:15:09:01	Brin [Basil]	Okay, so technically you’re all gold.
00:15:10:01	00:15:19:23	Dave [Xeros]	okay so I am going to uh I’m blind so I’m just gonna actually act like I’mblind
00:15:19:23	00:15:24:15	Dave [Xeros]	um yeah performance check of just like you know
00:15:21:04	00:15:26:28	Steve [GM]	like Robin Hood in the old cartoon,
00:15:26:02	00:15:33:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, like alms for the poor type thing. And I might actually reach into my
00:15:30:23	00:15:33:16	Chris [TBD]	Aw-aww. Aw-ahw.
00:15:34:14	00:15:35:20	Dave [Xeros]	very well
00:15:37:11	00:15:38:05	Dave [Xeros]	visually
00:15:40:28	00:15:44:23	Dave [Xeros]	illusionary cargo pockets and
00:15:46:19	00:15:50:20	Dave [Xeros]	well I know but illusionary they look
00:15:52:03	00:15:58:00	Dave [Xeros]	cargo pockets I’m going to reach in and actually pull out a little bit of
00:15:58:00	00:16:05:27	Dave [Xeros]	a tattered like bed cloak and uh i will pull out like a little cup and then uh i’ll i’ll pull out
00:16:05:27	00:16:12:13	Dave [Xeros]	my um my bow and use it kind of like like a tapping cane um and with my other hand i
00:16:12:13	00:16:20:12	Dave [Xeros]	all be holding on to the uh the mage hand um so yeah i’ll tap uh and so you want deception
00:16:20:12	00:16:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	or performance for that i’m gonna go with performance and that is a as
00:16:21:01	00:16:22:00	Steve [GM]	You decide.
00:16:29:03	00:16:37:07	Dave [Xeros]	11 i blame the
00:16:30:23	00:16:37:28	Steve [GM]	so we’ll add another suspicion die let’s see so long as it’s not an 11 or 12 like it should be fine
00:16:37:07	00:16:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	mage hand for not making the performance that great i’m usually pretty good at this
00:16:37:28	00:16:47:09	Steve [GM]	all right, so the second roll was only a six so there’s only one big flag
00:16:44:11	00:16:47:12	Brin [Basil]	big class.
00:16:45:26	00:16:53:20	Dave [Xeros]	yeah way to go animal handling so
00:16:49:03	00:16:50:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait they were both six i thought that’s bad
00:16:50:27	00:17:02:16	Steve [GM]	uh so we have two dice now in the pool and so the threshold increases as well so the first roll was a nat 6
00:16:51:16	00:16:53:09	Brin [Basil]	So you have two dice?
00:16:53:20	00:17:04:00	Dave [Xeros]	do you so it was two sixes okay
00:16:54:26	00:16:55:14	Brin [Basil]	Congratulations.
00:17:00:00	00:17:04:26	Brin [Basil]	So the first roll was this next one.
00:17:02:16	00:17:03:19	Steve [GM]	which is bad
00:17:04:00	00:17:09:27	Dave [Xeros]	got it okay good
00:17:09:25	00:17:20:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um okay so um i am going to also try for a performance check i’m going to
00:17:20:12	00:17:27:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sort of try to channel the other alan i see around me and take on like the character
00:17:27:04	00:17:35:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	if i mirror like their behaviors and movements yeah uh -huh partially because i know we need
00:17:33:23	00:17:34:11	Steve [GM]	one with
00:17:35:22	00:17:45:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to fit in and partially because i want to fit it you know okay uh -huh yeah okay
00:17:41:19	00:17:42:25	Dave [Xeros]	did a great blind ace mirror
00:17:45:23	00:17:48:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	performance
00:17:46:19	00:17:54:23	Steve [GM]	what skill are you using performance that means that you don’t
00:17:51:15	00:18:02:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh it’s 15 plus 4. yeah and i’m gonna just put a little bit of these guys yeah
00:18:02:24	00:18:05:25	Chris [TBD]	Hey pal wait up!
00:18:06:20	00:18:10:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i was just gonna look around huh okay it’s like a yelling
00:18:10:25	00:18:22:13	Steve [GM]	think i think I will also um I’ll actually play Nordal here for a quick second and uh he is going to uh also like
00:18:11:06	00:18:14:04	Brin [Basil]	I will also i’ll actually play
00:18:22:13	00:18:32:27	Steve [GM]	pretend to disavow any knowledge and just be like a sight seer so he’s gonna he’s gotta do his perception to be like looking around trying to not be pulled
00:18:27:22	00:18:29:08	Brin [Basil]	so he can do his
00:18:32:27	00:18:37:05	Steve [GM]	into the chaos of whatever TBD was doing there.
00:18:38:29	00:18:44:09	Chris [TBD]	on how you roll is going to determine what my animal handling skill happened
00:18:44:07	00:18:46:02	Steve [GM]	Yeah, so I got a nat 1
00:18:46:17	00:18:48:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh
00:18:46:21	00:18:50:05	Dave [Xeros]	okay so you’re actually attached to a bridle
00:18:47:01	00:18:55:10	Chris [TBD]	See, so what happened is I tripped over your shell, stubbed my toe and screamed out owie.
00:18:56:14	00:19:07:06	Chris [TBD]	And you went flying forward So that definitely caused a lot of attention A commotion That caused a commotion
00:19:01:06	00:19:02:20	Steve [GM]	A commotion
00:19:04:06	00:19:05:12	Steve [GM]	So
00:19:06:12	00:19:13:10	Brin [Basil]	Okay, so we’re adding third die.
00:19:11:24	00:19:14:16	Steve [GM]	we’re adding a third die to the suspicion pool
00:19:14:27	00:19:16:05	Chris [TBD]	needs to be below 18, right?
00:19:17:06	00:19:28:15	Steve [GM]	Yeah 16-18 Oh yeah That was close that was 13 Of all of that only one
00:19:29:17	00:19:31:15	Steve [GM]	Fairly large bit of suspicion.
00:19:29:18	00:19:30:26	Brin [Basil]	…fairly large…
00:19:33:05	00:19:36:18	Brin [Basil]	So as you walk along headed towards the flaggers
00:19:33:08	00:19:39:16	Steve [GM]	So as you’re walking along, you’re headed toward the Blaggard Inn and you hear…
00:19:35:04	00:19:46:05	Dave [Xeros]	can i roll to see how many um gold points i collect on the way there yeah
00:19:42:24	00:19:46:22	Steve [GM]	Oh, you think people are actually putting alms in?
00:19:46:05	00:19:47:18	Dave [Xeros]	yeah absolutely
00:19:48:13	00:19:49:25	Chris [TBD]	Do you have a cup out?
00:19:49:20	00:19:51:10	Steve [GM]	He does have a cup.
00:19:50:03	00:19:55:04	Dave [Xeros]	they did yeah i do have a cup out and an actual drinking cup not what you’re thinking
00:19:52:12	00:19:57:22	Steve [GM]	Let’s see how this next little interaction works
00:19:57:09	00:20:02:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	this isn’t a cup of holding is it like endless gold coins or something in it
00:20:01:02	00:20:02:08	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, pretty much.
00:20:01:24	00:20:04:28	Chris [TBD]	No the cup of holding Is the one that’s keeping his pants aloft
00:20:06:23	00:20:08:01	Dave [Xeros]	Cod piece of holding.
00:20:09:07	00:20:09:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
00:20:11:04	00:20:20:08	Steve [GM]	the tripping and the blind person using a bow from a violin to, like, tap
00:20:18:14	00:20:24:16	Dave [Xeros]	You know what? That actually makes sense because a blind person has no idea what he’s holding so like you know A bow
00:20:23:07	00:20:26:05	Steve [GM]	Yeah. You would think that that would have worked.
00:20:27:05	00:20:28:03	Dave [Xeros]	Gilded in gold
00:20:28:03	00:20:39:25	Steve [GM]	And as this little bit of chaos is happening in the streets, you hear some fairly familiar voices coming
00:20:39:25	00:20:42:07	Steve [GM]	your way. um
00:20:40:13	00:20:40:21	Brin [Basil]	way
00:20:46:05	00:20:56:17	Steve [GM]	Brayden where I still don’t understand why you can’t just keep all of your things with you when we go to work I told you Braydon
00:20:56:17	00:20:59:25	Steve [GM]	that I was distracted and I had to do the pee thing
00:20:59:23	00:21:11:05	Chris [TBD]	Oh, my gosh. It’s the guards from the library i told you we the ids were in the
00:21:02:00	00:21:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yep
00:21:02:10	00:21:08:20	Steve [GM]	and they kind of see you guys come to a complete stop their conversation cut off
00:21:11:05	00:21:14:29	Chris [TBD]	suitcase where did you leave the suitcase you said it was back in the inn yeah
00:21:14:05	00:21:18:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah we’re going to the end right now all right
00:21:19:05	00:21:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah. Uh-huh.
00:21:20:02	00:21:31:08	Dave [Xeros]	Anyone got some gold pieces? I’m blind. I’m looking for the inn and if you could direct me there with a gold piece or two
00:21:24:19	00:21:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:21:31:08	00:21:33:04	Dave [Xeros]	I’d appreciate it.
00:21:34:11	00:21:43:29	Dave [Xeros]	Thank you and God bless. Gogg bless. Gogg less. um prayers and prayers okay
00:21:47:29	00:21:50:28	Steve [GM]	Brayton hits Braydan’s arm
00:21:53:01	00:21:59:07	Steve [GM]	do you see these fools Let us show them where the inn is. And they come a little bit closer.
00:21:55:13	00:21:56:13	Brin [Basil]	Let’s go there.
00:22:03:13	00:22:12:08	Steve [GM]	That response causes Brayden to stop and look at Braydon, and they both are a little confused at that. No, that was euphemism.
00:22:05:02	00:22:07:13	Brin [Basil]	right in
00:22:12:12	00:22:16:22	Steve [GM]	That was word meaning we’re going to rough you up.
00:22:18:16	00:22:20:01	Steve [GM]	We don’t want you here.
00:22:21:16	00:22:22:26	Chris [TBD]	I knew that.
00:22:30:08	00:22:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just gonna wander off this way seems like there’s going to be some trouble blind people don’t need more trouble in their lives
00:22:39:28	00:22:44:04	Steve [GM]	All right, do a survival check at disadvantage to see if you walk in the right direction.
00:22:43:15	00:22:44:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:22:43:20	00:22:44:11	Dave [Xeros]	disadvantage
00:22:44:10	00:22:45:15	Chris [TBD]	You’re blind!
00:22:45:21	00:22:49:14	Steve [GM]	You’re blind, and the mage hand has stopped, so it’s not like it’s helping you.
00:22:48:03	00:22:53:03	Dave [Xeros]	okay here we go Survival check. Dude, that is not my strong suit.
00:22:51:00	00:22:51:20	Steve [GM]	Survival check.
00:22:54:22	00:22:58:29	Dave [Xeros]	A 13 and a 16. So plus two… 15.
00:22:59:00	00:23:00:13	Chris [TBD]	How tall are these guys?
00:23:01:10	00:23:09:24	Steve [GM]	They’re… Wait, how tall are you? Oh yeah, they’re not as tall as me. They are big for humans size.
00:23:03:13	00:23:04:11	Chris [TBD]	Seven feet.
00:23:06:00	00:23:09:29	Chris [TBD]	Okay, finish what you were doing, sorry.
00:23:09:26	00:23:16:04	Brin [Basil]	Okay so you barely managed to sort of keep your way past
00:23:09:29	00:23:10:13	Dave [Xeros]	15!
00:23:10:28	00:23:19:05	Steve [GM]	So you barely manage to just sort of squeak your way past You happen to go in the right direction
00:23:19:09	00:23:22:08	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so I’m just going to tap my way down this way.
00:23:23:10	00:23:24:28	Dave [Xeros]	I’ve let go of the mage hand.
00:23:26:08	00:23:33:06	Dave [Xeros]	So once you guys are finished with this come find me because we’ll find out where I end up
00:23:33:07	00:23:40:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so I’m going to walk right up To him and use Intimidation And i’m gonna say
00:23:42:19	00:23:48:20	Chris [TBD]	Where’s the in Is it over this way And i am gonna flex and point One way
00:23:50:04	00:23:52:08	Chris [TBD]	That way Those are the other arms
00:23:52:15	00:23:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Those throbs. Yeah.
00:23:54:26	00:23:57:21	Steve [GM]	many places and point at both directions,
00:23:55:20	00:23:56:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:23:56:01	00:23:57:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	How many arms do you have?
00:23:59:24	00:24:00:10	Chris [TBD]	Or
00:24:01:12	00:24:03:06	Chris [TBD]	Am i gonna have to ask
00:24:05:06	00:24:06:08	Dave [Xeros]	The hard way
00:24:06:02	00:24:09:22	Chris [TBD]	The hard way? Yeah, there we go. Or am I going to have to ask the hard way
00:24:10:19	00:24:15:08	Dave [Xeros]	That’s the third way which is the hard way Yeah, this way, that way, the hard way.
00:24:12:01	00:24:13:06	Chris [TBD]	third way
00:24:12:19	00:24:14:27	Steve [GM]	which is the way you guys always seem to go.
00:24:15:01	00:24:17:05	Chris [TBD]	and I point at them
00:24:18:28	00:24:19:25	Chris [TBD]	flexing my muscles
00:24:19:14	00:24:25:28	Dave [Xeros]	You do know that you’re just… I mean, your aesthetic, right? You’re not actually strong, right? Okay, alright.
00:24:23:08	00:24:26:29	Chris [TBD]	this is intimidation I look amazing
00:24:28:12	00:24:32:12	Dave [Xeros]	You look the part. Okay. Yeah, I want to see how this turns out.
00:24:32:05	00:24:33:15	Chris [TBD]	Alright come on please
00:24:33:02	00:24:34:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You got this.
00:24:33:03	00:24:33:15	Steve [GM]	Same.
00:24:37:20	00:24:38:18	Steve [GM]	It’s not a one.
00:24:41:08	00:24:42:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:43:06	00:24:43:25	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:24:43:24	00:24:44:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay.
00:24:43:24	00:24:47:19	Chris [TBD]	Okay Remind me how does Zenzu fruit work Is it a re-roll
00:24:47:29	00:24:51:19	Steve [GM]	You can… So you can sacrifice, use one.
00:24:53:29	00:24:56:11	Chris [TBD]	Basil you’re here just in time Oh my gosh
00:24:55:26	00:24:56:17	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah.
00:24:58:18	00:24:59:06	Steve [GM]	Yeah,
00:25:00:14	00:25:02:15	Chris [TBD]	You got one to add points
00:25:01:03	00:25:12:08	Steve [GM]	you can either use it to add to your roll. Like, you roll a die to add to something because it’s super close or you just sacrifice the fruit and it’s kind of like
00:25:04:20	00:25:05:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:12:11	00:25:21:11	Steve [GM]	control Z but you have to take the new role You don’t get a choose between the two In this case, I say just use it because in that one
00:25:21:19	00:25:24:17	Dave [Xeros]	Did you nat one? Oh my gosh.
00:25:22:12	00:25:24:20	Steve [GM]	You can’t Get worse than that
00:25:22:20	00:25:23:26	Chris [TBD]	I now won.
00:25:25:08	00:25:26:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Don’t do that.
00:25:26:18	00:25:29:25	Dave [Xeros]	Just uh Roll another one. I want to see how this turns out.
00:25:30:14	00:25:33:26	Chris [TBD]	So using a Zenzu… Is that what I heard?
00:25:34:13	00:25:35:16	Dave [Xeros]	Is it two Zenzu?
00:25:36:04	00:25:37:02	Chris [TBD]	To re-roll?
00:25:37:17	00:25:38:28	Steve [GM]	Yes, I think that was it
00:25:45:26	00:25:46:14	Chris [TBD]	Come on.
00:25:47:28	00:25:49:16	Chris [TBD]	This die dies.
00:25:52:06	00:25:52:25	Chris [TBD]	Die or die?
00:25:52:16	00:25:56:10	Dave [Xeros]	Die, it’s die. You cast the die and then it’s multiple dice.
00:26:02:23	00:26:03:20	Chris [TBD]	It’s a two.
00:26:03:27	00:26:07:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hey, improvement
00:26:05:02	00:26:05:26	Steve [GM]	So if we
00:26:07:01	00:26:08:10	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:26:07:20	00:26:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:26:07:23	00:26:09:23	Steve [GM]	You doubled your last number
00:26:08:07	00:26:10:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	gradual U-double
00:26:08:10	00:26:09:29	Dave [Xeros]	You double… Yeah!
00:26:11:01	00:26:12:09	Dave [Xeros]	100% improvement.
00:26:12:14	00:26:13:23	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:26:14:14	00:26:18:08	Dave [Xeros]	And that’s how statistics lies to everyone.
00:26:19:06	00:26:19:27	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
00:26:23:10	00:26:24:12	Chris [TBD]	What happens?
00:26:23:22	00:26:33:17	Brin [Basil]	Sorry guys, I’m awake now. Way too drunk last night. Oh good yeah I need a drink.
00:26:26:08	00:26:30:16	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. We’re actually trying to get to a tavern
00:26:33:17	00:26:42:02	Brin [Basil]	Yeah,
00:26:33:26	00:26:41:22	Steve [GM]	you needed just a few extra minutes after the chaos of the abyss and the potential exploding You’re just kind of, I’ll catch up
00:26:37:19	00:26:38:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
00:26:42:02	00:26:52:11	Brin [Basil]	I absolutely did because oh
00:26:44:01	00:26:54:27	Steve [GM]	you come hopping up the stairs just as TBD bumps into those guards from the library and does his best bodybuilder impersonation to try to intimidate the crap out of them
00:26:52:11	00:27:02:17	Brin [Basil]	if
00:26:55:23	00:27:00:12	Steve [GM]	He rolled a nat 1 and then did re-roll for a gnat too.
00:27:01:19	00:27:05:24	Steve [GM]	Which can at least, you know have a few bonus points on that but
00:27:02:17	00:27:11:08	Brin [Basil]	it makes me feel any better…I was admiring you! You look great
00:27:11:11	00:27:12:07	Chris [TBD]	Another one?
00:27:13:05	00:27:21:21	Dave [Xeros]	dude okay um okay just to recap foulclaw’s
00:27:13:16	00:27:14:25	Steve [GM]	Basil in the back is like
00:27:17:10	00:27:20:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m mocking whistle in the back from Basil
00:27:21:21	00:27:33:11	Dave [Xeros]	doing his best to ignore the fact that we exist right now I’m doing my best impression of the Robin Hood blind man from the
00:27:33:11	00:27:43:13	Dave [Xeros]	cartoon Robin Hood and I went down a different alleyway just walking away well I didn’t really leave you I just went
00:27:38:08	00:27:40:10	Brin [Basil]	well
00:27:38:14	00:27:39:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He just left us.
00:27:43:04	00:27:44:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You let go of my mage hand.
00:27:43:13	00:27:49:19	Dave [Xeros]	the other way i did let go of a chain so i’m trying to collect gold pieces from people down
00:27:49:19	00:27:54:23	Brin [Basil]	I’m still pretty pissed off actually
00:27:49:19	00:27:56:20	Dave [Xeros]	another halfway yeah yeah well especially after
00:27:57:09	00:27:58:02	Chris [TBD]	our shenanigans.
00:27:58:18	00:28:02:25	Steve [GM]	So the idea that he gets a little roughed up by the guards maybe doesn’t really
00:28:03:07	00:28:08:21	Brin [Basil]	that’s where the admiration is coming from absolutely yeah
00:28:04:25	00:28:05:01	Steve [GM]	saying?
00:28:07:01	00:28:07:16	Dave [Xeros]	gonna sit there
00:28:08:28	00:28:19:13	Steve [GM]	Well I think it would only be fair though to make sure that I’ll give you a quick second, Brynn, to decide what you want to do. But you select any of your abilities, any of yourself,
00:28:21:05	00:28:31:28	Steve [GM]	and you can roll that one and you just tell me why that is what you’re doing to avoid being pulled into the little altercation that’s happening here.
00:28:33:25	00:28:38:09	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. Thank you, I’m just signing in, Lodi.
00:28:33:29	00:28:36:18	Steve [GM]	So I’ll get you in a second. Tell me what you wanna do.
00:28:37:08	00:28:45:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	While she’s doing that they don’t necessarily recognize me right? Because I rolled. But can I help with the situation?
00:28:42:29	00:28:43:24	Steve [GM]	Yeah, you’re good.
00:28:46:10	00:28:47:07	Steve [GM]	You can, yeah.
00:28:48:23	00:28:56:02	Steve [GM]	Yeah, Nortle has actually started to retreat into his shell. After the trip he fell and so he’s like…
00:28:56:12	00:29:02:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	somebody just kick him down the road yeah it’s one of those mario kart shells this
00:28:59:15	00:28:59:29	Dave [Xeros]	puck
00:29:02:16	00:29:09:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	takes up um i am going to try and cast sleep on
00:29:09:18	00:29:15:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	the guards yeah no i don’t think i did that
00:29:10:04	00:29:13:11	Steve [GM]	Okay, not Phil Bladder this time, huh?
00:29:11:24	00:29:16:01	Dave [Xeros]	That was me.
00:29:17:09	00:29:18:16	Dave [Xeros]	It almost worked.
00:29:17:13	00:29:27:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i don’t have that spell yeah you should try throwing one of your rock at them too
00:29:19:14	00:29:19:22	Steve [GM]	Yeah.
00:29:20:23	00:29:31:06	Dave [Xeros]	It did? Yeah, a suggestion? It works halfway or just
00:29:27:09	00:29:44:22	Steve [GM]	Yeah, go ahead and give
00:29:29:06	00:29:29:22	Chris [TBD]	to throw a rock
00:29:31:06	00:29:34:20	Dave [Xeros]	like shake it up and get the magic going and just put it in their pocket so they fly away.
00:29:38:15	00:29:50:08	Brin [Basil]	Sorry this is taking forever to load. You
00:29:44:22	00:29:48:02	Steve [GM]	it your attempt.
00:29:50:08	00:29:51:22	Brin [Basil]	know what? I’ll just use them as many of us.
00:29:56:24	00:29:57:15	Brin [Basil]	you
00:29:59:05	00:30:03:05	Dave [Xeros]	We’re coming out really good this session.
00:29:59:17	00:30:07:14	Chris [TBD]	i feel
00:30:02:13	00:30:10:09	Brin [Basil]	and you just want me to pick whatever’s best probably right
00:30:09:23	00:30:12:29	Dave [Xeros]	I got a couple here if you want to use them.
00:30:11:20	00:30:12:10	Brin [Basil]	okay
00:30:11:24	00:30:13:12	Steve [GM]	but yeah whatever would be best for your characters.
00:30:22:07	00:30:25:21	Dave [Xeros]	There you go. If you want a mat to roll them on there too. Chris.
00:30:22:27	00:30:24:00	Brin [Basil]	here we go
00:30:26:24	00:30:28:09	Chris [TBD]	saying you would prefer that I did.
00:30:28:29	00:30:33:03	Dave [Xeros]	after the amount of time it took me to sand this table? Yeah.
00:30:29:25	00:30:31:05	Brin [Basil]	decisions
00:30:46:21	00:30:50:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay i’m gonna use the second
00:30:50:17	00:30:51:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:30:50:26	00:30:54:27	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh let’s give this one I think
00:30:56:04	00:31:00:08	Steve [GM]	to take the roll. Yeah, you get that one chance
00:30:57:18	00:31:05:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh that’s it okay well i rolled a six and i probably can’t even add anything
00:31:05:08	00:31:13:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	that’s going to help with that so you’re
00:31:07:24	00:31:09:07	Brin [Basil]	I’m just going to do
00:31:09:17	00:31:11:00	Chris [TBD]	This is so cool.
00:31:10:14	00:31:13:02	Brin [Basil]	strength because that’s my best
00:31:13:00	00:31:22:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	still flexing oh i cast sleep yeah which
00:31:13:20	00:31:15:00	Dave [Xeros]	You just gonna punch someone?
00:31:15:02	00:31:16:10	Brin [Basil]	that’s right
00:31:16:04	00:31:18:15	Steve [GM]	but wait, you cast the spell, right?
00:31:18:06	00:31:19:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, what was the spell?
00:31:21:01	00:31:21:25	Steve [GM]	Oh, okay
00:31:21:22	00:31:23:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, you don’t need a roll for that.
00:31:23:06	00:31:31:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh you said you said roll so i oh i’m sorry
00:31:23:23	00:31:24:05	Chris [TBD]	Hey!
00:31:24:22	00:31:25:25	Dave [Xeros]	They have to roll.
00:31:26:26	00:31:37:23	Steve [GM]	so you roll 5d8 and the total is how many hit points of the creatures this spell can affect So combined there are 40 hit points
00:31:38:14	00:31:46:01	Steve [GM]	So 5d8 might not be enough for all of them, but statistically it’s possible.
00:31:47:11	00:31:49:11	Steve [GM]	So roll 5d9 and tell me what you got.
00:31:49:24	00:31:51:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay and then can i also
00:31:53:11	00:32:01:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um can i use my scroll to try and up the spell
00:31:59:09	00:32:00:06	Steve [GM]	Yeah, absolutely.
00:32:00:01	00:32:01:14	Dave [Xeros]	Is it multiple use?
00:32:01:08	00:32:12:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so he can just keep going which
00:32:02:06	00:32:11:10	Steve [GM]	That scroll any time it’s used, it flips over so it can be used as much as he wants, but every time he runs a risk of the magic surge triggering.
00:32:03:21	00:32:05:20	Dave [Xeros]	It flips over. Got it.
00:32:11:09	00:32:12:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, that’s right.
00:32:12:16	00:32:13:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is steve’s favorite
00:32:14:08	00:32:14:19	Steve [GM]	Yeah?
00:32:14:10	00:32:35:09	Brin [Basil]	confirm
00:32:15:06	00:32:19:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so i’m gonna say my magic code word to for my scroll
00:32:18:13	00:32:22:04	Steve [GM]	So roll an additional 2d8. So 7d8
00:32:24:18	00:32:24:25	Dave [Xeros]	Three.
00:32:27:00	00:32:28:13	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. Seven.
00:32:28:05	00:32:29:03	Dave [Xeros]	[laughter]
00:32:30:28	00:32:39:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s seven now brin can verify it’s okay so my magic so my
00:32:35:22	00:32:39:22	Dave [Xeros]	dude of the people at this table you’re one I believe the most so
00:32:35:24	00:32:36:22	Brin [Basil]	the truth
00:32:39:00	00:32:41:05	Brin [Basil]	yeah I would have to agree with that
00:32:39:29	00:32:51:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so my uh magic word do you want to know my magic word okay so it’s yippee for the scroll of jubilee side
00:32:52:07	00:32:57:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so I’m just gonna like whisper that a little bit while I cast this and then cast
00:32:57:17	00:32:59:22	Chris [TBD]	Is there a kai-yay at the end of that?
00:32:57:29	00:32:58:11	Brin [Basil]	Whisper
00:33:01:09	00:33:08:24	Steve [GM]	the that’s trying to keep the clean rating i don’t know how many times i have to tell
00:33:01:29	00:33:04:16	Dave [Xeros]	is the other side or is it mother
00:33:02:29	00:33:06:20	Chris [TBD]	The other side’s kai, yeah it has to be. Yippee
00:33:05:25	00:33:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	27
00:33:06:02	00:33:08:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:33:07:10	00:33:09:26	Dave [Xeros]	I just said mother I didn’t say anything else
00:33:11:04	00:33:22:29	Steve [GM]	all right so brennan uh basically is standing there just about ready to wreck TBD for his insolence when his eyes just roll back into his head and he just
00:33:24:06	00:33:25:05	Steve [GM]	on the ground.
00:33:24:21	00:33:26:06	Chris [TBD]	You slept on me?
00:33:27:03	00:33:29:06	Steve [GM]	Which, of course, causes his other
00:33:27:16	00:33:30:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait no it was the guards
00:33:31:18	00:33:41:13	Steve [GM]	You’re fine. One guard went down and the other one kind of rubs his eyes a little bit? And then blinks and sees him down? And he stares at Chris.
00:33:31:28	00:33:33:08	Dave [Xeros]	so one guard went down
00:33:32:27	00:33:42:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh, who’s sitting
00:33:42:22	00:33:47:13	Chris [TBD]	there putting his hands underneath his muscles to make him look bigger.
00:33:46:05	00:33:47:14	Dave [Xeros]	to the gun show
00:33:47:25	00:33:49:27	Steve [GM]	do to my friend?!
00:33:50:08	00:33:58:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hey you should ask him again do intimidation again say i said you know like like you did it or something yeah
00:33:58:17	00:34:05:12	Dave [Xeros]	is there uh maybe uh what can i do to like cause a distraction in the alleyway i wandered down
00:33:58:28	00:34:00:06	Brin [Basil]	maybe you’ll roll a three
00:34:06:28	00:34:07:05	Steve [GM]	to
00:34:07:20	00:34:13:07	Dave [Xeros]	no no i just straight up tripped over like a basket or something and i’m
00:34:15:07	00:34:16:02	Steve [GM]	We’ll get to that.
00:34:16:14	00:34:20:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you tripped on nortle slid past you.
00:34:16:22	00:34:18:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m gonna
00:34:20:07	00:34:20:19	Dave [Xeros]	puck
00:34:20:11	00:34:31:04	Brin [Basil]	just pretend like I’m going to act like I’m a jester or street performer and just start doing some flips. Yeah, because I have acrobatics plus five. Yeah?
00:34:37:00	00:34:40:20	Brin [Basil]	To distract right from him Will that help?
00:34:39:01	00:34:39:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:34:40:12	00:34:42:20	Chris [TBD]	All attention is on me right now.
00:34:40:25	00:34:42:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	back and forth, huh?
00:34:41:24	00:34:45:02	Brin [Basil]	Will that health? I got a 17
00:34:45:13	00:34:47:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:34:45:23	00:34:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:34:46:18	00:34:49:18	Brin [Basil]	It’s working Something’s working
00:34:49:02	00:34:50:27	Chris [TBD]	17 plus 5, he’s 22.
00:34:49:05	00:34:55:10	Steve [GM]	so there’s a clashing sound as someone trips over what is clearly a turtle
00:34:55:10	00:35:03:15	Steve [GM]	And then a rabbit begins cartwheeling and backflipping while a guard just collapses to the ground and starts snoring really loudly.
00:35:04:08	00:35:14:01	Steve [GM]	So Brayden, the still-standing guard, looks at you and has accused you of doing some magical things, TBD. What do you want to do in response?
00:35:20:24	00:35:31:17	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to try what you suggested. I’m gonna pull one of the rocks out my pocket one of my own shake it up
00:35:26:17	00:35:27:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	What?
00:35:32:11	00:35:41:02	Chris [TBD]	and I’m just gonna say hey hold on to this then I’m not that strong
00:35:42:23	00:35:45:29	Dave [Xeros]	try you can always make a check you’re gonna try to lift him and throw him in the air
00:35:43:13	00:35:44:21	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, don’t forget.
00:35:45:16	00:35:49:13	Steve [GM]	I will allow you to be right here. Right at the edge.
00:35:50:27	00:35:58:29	Steve [GM]	right here so if you’re right there yeah because you came up through the stairs and then they bumped into you. And then
00:35:52:21	00:36:10:11	Chris [TBD]	are we down there okay yeah we
00:35:54:27	00:35:56:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re going to throw him off the
00:35:58:17	00:35:59:09	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:36:00:21	00:36:07:14	Steve [GM]	Eros is and apparently Nortle are kind of down that alleyway and everyone else is right
00:36:07:07	00:36:10:29	Dave [Xeros]	it’s just a throwback to episode one where throw him off the edge
00:36:10:11	00:36:14:24	Chris [TBD]	want to we want test this theory out and i’m going to say hypothesis
00:36:11:25	00:36:12:25	Brin [Basil]	Mm-hmm.
00:36:16:02	00:36:26:19	Chris [TBD]	what happens to things that go down they must come up and then i’m gonna push them at the edge and uh hope that that rock is gonna do what we think it’ll do
00:36:27:02	00:36:32:10	Dave [Xeros]	this isn’t going to cause any sort of problem at all right no suspicion
00:36:32:10	00:36:39:13	Dave [Xeros]	at all between the rabbit jumping around doing flips
00:36:32:19	00:36:34:28	Steve [GM]	Probably not, I mean all things considered
00:36:36:17	00:36:47:18	Chris [TBD]	Is this a Consistation strength So is this a
00:36:39:13	00:36:58:16	Dave [Xeros]	and what was
00:36:39:13	00:36:42:28	Steve [GM]	And the Owlin going over in the corner.
00:36:41:20	00:36:44:24	Brin [Basil]	I was trying to help!
00:36:46:16	00:36:54:12	Steve [GM]	Okay, so I’m gonna say because of the distractions and this slightly bit of sleep, I will allow you to roll at advantage on this one.
00:36:55:01	00:37:05:15	Chris [TBD]	A nine Okay here we go Fifteen plus
00:36:59:25	00:37:01:07	Steve [GM]	Is your strength like
00:37:13:08	00:37:17:14	Chris [TBD]	Athletics Plus three Because strength is plus one
00:37:18:23	00:37:27:24	Steve [GM]	you hand him a rock which is perhaps the last thing he expected to happen and then you grab him and just geet him over the side.
00:37:19:13	00:37:20:04	Chris [TBD]	Eighteen
00:37:28:29	00:37:58:17	Dave [Xeros]	roll no no
00:37:30:06	00:37:35:29	Chris [TBD]	That was good It was right there
00:37:31:28	00:37:34:22	Brin [Basil]	Oh, gosh.
00:37:34:04	00:37:36:22	Steve [GM]	And as soon as he starts to fall,
00:37:37:26	00:37:49:06	Steve [GM]	as soon as he starts to follow recognition of what is about to happen becomes rife on his face and he just clutches onto it as hard as he can and
00:37:47:05	00:37:48:23	Chris [TBD]	Oh so he knows what it does
00:37:49:06	00:37:52:17	Steve [GM]	he goes over and then shoots straight up
00:37:55:13	00:37:56:23	Chris [TBD]	These guys have wings, right?
00:37:57:04	00:37:58:25	Steve [GM]	not necessarily
00:37:59:07	00:38:01:16	Chris [TBD]	Oh, okay. The Asimir don’t have wings?
00:37:59:24	00:38:01:26	Brin [Basil]	I’ve stopped flipping and I’m like this.
00:38:00:10	00:38:02:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so he’s just gone
00:38:02:17	00:38:07:22	Steve [GM]	yeah I mean he’s over if he lets go he’ll come back down
00:38:08:20	00:38:14:29	Dave [Xeros]	but that’s gonna be a long fall yeah i think everyone’s with uh with basil of this they’re just
00:38:15:07	00:38:17:20	Brin [Basil]	Looking at slack jawed?
00:38:15:08	00:38:16:13	Chris [TBD]	Staring up at this guy
00:38:15:11	00:38:16:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:38:17:24	00:38:20:17	Chris [TBD]	Okay We should go Let’s go
00:38:20:13	00:38:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sure you don’t want to toss the other guy off he’s asleep
00:38:20:17	00:38:22:19	Brin [Basil]	What the hell did you do Deke?
00:38:23:00	00:38:25:21	Chris [TBD]	He’ll be fine No, he’s fine
00:38:26:22	00:38:29:22	Steve [GM]	Wait, what do you do to the sleeping guy? Are you going to pour whiskey on him
00:38:30:03	00:38:32:17	Brin [Basil]	Absolutely. Absolutely. I have some in my back pocket.
00:38:34:08	00:38:37:24	Steve [GM]	kick him off the edge see if he does the same thing as the grunk and just
00:38:36:20	00:38:40:28	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, put one in his pocket because honestly that’s the only way to do it.
00:38:43:19	00:38:44:28	Steve [GM]	going to douse him in whiskey as well
00:38:45:08	00:38:50:08	Brin [Basil]	Well, I don’t know. Should we put a rock in his back pocket and throw him off? Oh, that’s right.
00:38:48:12	00:38:50:24	Dave [Xeros]	here i’m down the alleyway so you guys can make that decision
00:38:52:00	00:38:55:12	Chris [TBD]	I’m very satisfied with what happened We should definitely go
00:38:54:22	00:38:56:06	Brin [Basil]	Okay, let’s bail.
00:38:54:26	00:39:06:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah let’s just get out of here I thought the levitating stopped once we got to the city and so I thought if you pushed him off he would just
00:38:56:13	00:39:01:18	Chris [TBD]	He’s going to be fine He’ll be fine. He has a name. He has to come back.
00:38:57:14	00:38:58:23	Brin [Basil]	Let him take a nap.
00:39:06:21	00:39:13:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	bounce back bouncing back and forth but okay this is better
00:39:07:17	00:39:09:22	Dave [Xeros]	I’m going to just unplug the thing real quick.
00:39:14:24	00:39:15:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	careful
00:39:15:14	00:39:15:26	Brin [Basil]	So
00:39:17:00	00:39:18:24	Brin [Basil]	he’s having surgery obviously
00:39:20:17	00:39:20:24	Chris [TBD]	no!
00:39:22:04	00:39:26:21	Brin [Basil]	Don’t worry they’re back at my house No, some of them are in here
00:39:29:05	00:39:30:10	Steve [GM]	some of her pieces
00:39:31:28	00:39:32:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	appendage
00:39:33:22	00:39:33:27	Brin [Basil]	roll.
00:39:35:06	00:39:36:18	Steve [GM]	this would be the stuff that we
00:39:38:14	00:39:39:12	Steve [GM]	edit out right
00:39:43:06	00:39:46:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, cut too because Chris just said we should go.
00:39:46:16	00:39:49:01	Chris [TBD]	We should go rock and roll.
00:39:47:16	00:39:48:07	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, okay.
00:39:51:10	00:39:54:06	Steve [GM]	I’m assuming you’re all going to come try to help the blind
00:39:55:29	00:39:56:21	Steve [GM]	tiefling up
00:39:57:17	00:40:00:01	Dave [Xeros]	Well, Ace Amir technically right now.
00:40:01:17	00:40:01:28	Steve [GM]	sure
00:40:02:09	00:40:05:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m gonna like send my mage hand after it again
00:40:06:29	00:40:11:25	Steve [GM]	okay But, I mean, you’re trying to get over here to the F.
00:40:07:02	00:40:09:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	because it’s still floating around and we didn’t even use
00:40:12:24	00:40:14:02	Chris [TBD]	So he’s on his way.
00:40:12:26	00:40:15:10	Steve [GM]	And so this is a way…
00:40:16:15	00:40:18:13	Dave [Xeros]	I’m just going to continue tapping.
00:40:19:16	00:40:22:25	Dave [Xeros]	I want to figure out how fast I can go and figure out who many coins
00:40:22:25	00:40:34:04	Dave [Xeros]	I can collect. See,
00:40:23:21	00:40:25:24	Steve [GM]	So, but you all follow him up
00:40:26:13	00:40:26:29	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
00:40:26:29	00:40:28:00	Brin [Basil]	so
00:40:31:26	00:40:32:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh no
00:40:34:04	00:40:35:08	Dave [Xeros]	now we’re all together again?
00:40:36:07	00:40:40:09	Steve [GM]	not that you really would know that, but one of the things that
00:40:37:20	00:40:38:29	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:40:41:17	00:40:50:10	Steve [GM]	Eros didn’t realize when he tripped and fell over He landed in a small container, like a crate and it broke open
00:40:52:02	00:40:56:13	Steve [GM]	and there are a bunch of small vials just kind of like all over the ground
00:40:58:16	00:41:05:28	Steve [GM]	And your arrival causes, you stomp on it and suddenly you’ve got a little bit of ooze on you.
00:41:07:07	00:41:09:19	Steve [GM]	You’re not turning into Nortle as well
00:41:09:22	00:41:13:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah. I was wondering if there was a secret that went along with that ooze
00:41:12:29	00:41:14:21	Chris [TBD]	A teenage version of him.
00:41:19:07	00:41:31:00	Steve [GM]	you start to notice is that the places they got touched by the ooze in particular are starting to tingle but your whole bodies suddenly start feeling quite unnatural, really
00:41:31:00	00:41:31:17	Steve [GM]	abnormal.
00:41:33:11	00:41:44:11	Steve [GM]	You look at each other and everything seems fine but every time you look around things seem different like the building seemed to grow
00:41:44:11	00:41:53:02	Steve [GM]	while you’re standing there and you realize that you have actually been coated in some sort of
00:41:51:28	00:41:56:05	Chris [TBD]	Are we shrinking?
00:41:55:16	00:42:06:27	Steve [GM]	potion that’s causing you to shrink so what i need you to do is i want all of you to roll a d100 yes yes
00:41:57:14	00:41:58:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh, my gosh!
00:42:02:12	00:42:04:13	Chris [TBD]	So we’re all covered in this stuff.
00:42:05:10	00:42:23:14	Dave [Xeros]	uh is that was that me too or is it oh yeah
00:42:06:27	00:42:17:05	Steve [GM]	everybody has so the d100 this is going to say like what percentage you’re shrinking
00:42:18:02	00:42:28:20	Steve [GM]	so like if you roll uh 25 that means that you’re now 25 percent but you roll so you drop it at like three or four inches
00:42:23:14	00:42:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i get it I get it. 86.
00:42:28:16	00:42:34:10	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah. That’s… Yeah, like a straight-up blind mouse right now.
00:42:30:02	00:42:32:13	Steve [GM]	but you’re blind so you didn’t even realize that it happened
00:42:36:10	00:42:39:21	Dave [Xeros]	I didn’t see anything, so it doesn’t really matter. I’ll just keep going.
00:42:40:01	00:42:47:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my gosh so oh so higher the
00:42:41:10	00:42:41:20	Brin [Basil]	first?
00:42:41:28	00:42:43:03	Steve [GM]	well, you’ll be second
00:42:43:03	00:42:44:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, 86 is what I got,
00:42:43:16	00:42:43:19	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
00:42:47:10	00:42:56:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	number the smaller we are okay 77
00:42:47:15	00:42:49:13	Chris [TBD]	Is this a group role?
00:42:48:00	00:42:48:21	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:42:50:04	00:42:55:20	Steve [GM]	number like you are 100% your size right now but youre going to drop down to
00:42:56:11	00:43:06:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	seven okay i just went from medium to small yeah did my eyes stay the same sweet
00:42:57:03	00:42:59:29	Steve [GM]	okay so about three quarters is your normal size
00:43:01:19	00:43:03:22	Dave [Xeros]	You just became cute in all honesty.
00:43:04:22	00:43:05:06	Steve [GM]	yeah
00:43:05:13	00:43:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:43:06:09	00:43:09:06	Steve [GM]	so everything you look at you’ve kind of got the puss in boots
00:43:08:19	00:43:09:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:43:10:03	00:43:11:19	Chris [TBD]	Advantage on…
00:43:10:21	00:43:19:02	Brin [Basil]	I just got 34 so i went from three feet to an actual and
00:43:15:21	00:43:18:05	Dave [Xeros]	You’re an actual bunny now.
00:43:19:02	00:43:28:22	Brin [Basil]	I’m like oh
00:43:20:20	00:43:31:01	Dave [Xeros]	you’re one foot tall that’s awesome i know
00:43:24:27	00:43:30:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so make it way easier to sneak around the city if we’re just like microscopic
00:43:28:22	00:43:48:06	Brin [Basil]	my gosh no
00:43:32:20	00:43:37:19	Chris [TBD]	Here we go.
00:43:43:10	00:43:46:28	Dave [Xeros]	no no no eight percent
00:43:44:16	00:43:48:03	Chris [TBD]	80%. Oh, 8%, nice.
00:43:45:23	00:43:46:15	Steve [GM]	that’s eight
00:43:48:06	00:43:56:25	Brin [Basil]	which is me hey
00:43:48:17	00:43:53:03	Steve [GM]	You went from 7 feet to 8% of 7 feet, which is math. So I don’t know.
00:43:49:13	00:43:50:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	oh my
00:43:54:12	00:43:56:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m probably like…
00:43:54:29	00:43:56:24	Steve [GM]	You’re about the same size as the bunny.
00:43:56:25	00:44:06:05	Brin [Basil]	dude now we can go on a date just kidding
00:43:56:27	00:43:59:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah you’re like a foot you’re less than a foot tall
00:43:57:22	00:43:59:12	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you’re like a foot tall
00:44:02:24	00:44:13:25	Dave [Xeros]	flex i’m actually taller than all of you then right at 86 percent no no it’s
00:44:03:08	00:44:03:22	Chris [TBD]	Whoa!
00:44:06:05	00:44:16:20	Brin [Basil]	I only date turtles absolutely
00:44:10:02	00:44:12:29	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. I thought that the higher of the percentage…
00:44:13:25	00:44:22:01	Dave [Xeros]	you shrank to 8% of your original size. I shranked to 86% my original size I didn’t shrink 86%.
00:44:16:20	00:44:27:29	Brin [Basil]	mindstay
00:44:19:05	00:44:20:03	Chris [TBD]	Now I understand.
00:44:20:20	00:44:23:13	Steve [GM]	Sorry, I did not explain that well.
00:44:21:27	00:44:22:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we
00:44:23:15	00:44:26:16	Chris [TBD]	Did my voice change? Am I a higher voice like this?
00:44:24:27	00:44:26:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	are now the largest
00:44:27:07	00:44:31:16	Dave [Xeros]	They could jump in?
00:44:27:22	00:44:30:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you might have to stick them in your pockets or something
00:44:32:04	00:44:36:19	Steve [GM]	All of your gear remains the same, right?
00:44:34:15	00:44:39:07	Brin [Basil]	um i refuse a ride in the cargo pants
00:44:39:00	00:44:40:17	Chris [TBD]	So my hat’s massive?
00:44:41:19	00:44:42:26	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, yeah.
00:44:42:20	00:44:45:26	Steve [GM]	as your current amount like you didn’t shrink naked.
00:44:43:16	00:44:46:12	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, so you didn’t shrink out of your clothes right?
00:44:45:14	00:44:47:05	Chris [TBD]	Scales with us.
00:44:47:22	00:44:49:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	sweet that’s convenient
00:44:48:27	00:44:56:22	Dave [Xeros]	I think Eros would be okay with it Well, I’d know if my pants fell off they’re really tight
00:44:53:28	00:44:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i mean yeah he knows a lot about shrinkage
00:44:54:20	00:44:56:18	Chris [TBD]	You’d fall into your pocket.
00:44:59:03	00:45:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	I was in the pool!
00:45:02:18	00:45:05:06	Steve [GM]	so uh what we’re gonna say is uh
00:45:06:13	00:45:11:06	Steve [GM]	for you you’ve lost five feet of movement like you’re smaller you can’t move quite as
00:45:12:11	00:45:20:23	Dave [Xeros]	Okay That’s fine So I’m just tapping my way towards wherever I can go. So, I’m at 25 feet.
00:45:21:16	00:45:30:23	Steve [GM]	that you can move along um um you won’t be able to use the dash action so like if you need to run for some reason
00:45:22:17	00:45:23:01	Dave [Xeros]	Okay.
00:45:30:23	00:45:38:13	Steve [GM]	you can’t sprint that’s the effect uh for you uh
00:45:38:13	00:45:49:20	Steve [GM]	you now have disadvantage on athletics oh and also lost five feet of speed so like i’m going like these build on each other right they stack
00:45:50:14	00:45:51:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s like 25 or two
00:45:50:29	00:46:02:18	Steve [GM]	so yeah you lost five foot of movement you lost 5 feet and you can’T dash you lost five feet can’t dash and you have disadvantage on further athletic checks until you get back to your normal size. And
00:45:51:11	00:45:51:20	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah.
00:46:01:14	00:46:01:25	Brin [Basil]	Wonderful.
00:46:02:24	00:46:04:25	Chris [TBD]	I’m less than six inches tall.
00:46:07:00	00:46:11:08	Chris [TBD]	No, no, no. It would be… Yeah, like around six inches tall.
00:46:11:18	00:46:13:04	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:12:25	00:46:14:11	Chris [TBD]	Halfway between six and seven.
00:46:14:12	00:46:14:24	Dave [Xeros]	Mm-hmm.
00:46:14:22	00:46:15:15	Steve [GM]	the size of an action
00:46:15:00	00:46:19:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you look like a tiny he-man
00:46:15:22	00:46:16:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
00:46:17:10	00:46:18:02	Dave [Xeros]	Small soldiers.
00:46:20:08	00:46:23:13	Brin [Basil]	So never mind. I’m a whole six inches taller than you.
00:46:23:06	00:46:26:28	Dave [Xeros]	He’d be straight up Orko. Dang it! You guys did not watch He-Man.
00:46:23:29	00:46:28:05	Chris [TBD]	I know who Orko is,
00:46:27:20	00:46:29:22	Steve [GM]	what you said, I know I remember Orko
00:46:28:00	00:46:28:29	Dave [Xeros]	Okay. All right.
00:46:29:24	00:46:31:29	Chris [TBD]	but even he was like three feet tall.
00:46:31:29	00:46:32:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I was at school.
00:46:34:19	00:46:45:06	Steve [GM]	So Chris you lose actually more than five feet Your movement is like probably about five feet You can’t Dash, you have
00:46:38:12	00:46:39:11	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:46:39:06	00:46:40:03	Chris [TBD]	Oh my gosh!
00:46:43:17	00:46:43:25	Chris [TBD]	Eros!
00:46:45:06	00:46:49:05	Steve [GM]	disadvantage on survival and athletics um
00:46:50:18	00:47:01:05	Steve [GM]	if you are running for any reason, you have to do an acrobatic check just to see if you like are able to move faster so you’ve got a lot of
00:47:01:05	00:47:03:27	Steve [GM]	a lot advantage on you
00:47:04:02	00:47:05:05	Chris [TBD]	Eros, Eros.
00:47:04:18	00:47:16:03	Brin [Basil]	He is
00:47:06:11	00:47:07:29	Chris [TBD]	And I’m holding my arms up.
00:47:08:10	00:47:09:28	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:47:09:03	00:47:12:05	Chris [TBD]	Pick me up! Up! Up! Eros?
00:47:14:12	00:47:15:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, is he aware?
00:47:16:03	00:47:17:06	Brin [Basil]	slowly walking down.
00:47:17:22	00:47:27:06	Dave [Xeros]	i’m just i didn’t like you’re so far down towards the ground i just didn’t even hear you and like the cloaks like pulled up around my ears
00:47:18:28	00:47:19:23	Chris [TBD]	Eros?! Eros!!
00:47:19:16	00:47:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:47:23:07	00:47:24:04	Chris [TBD]	Do you even hear me?
00:47:28:10	00:47:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	um and so it’s like every step i take is like a mile away from you guys yeah
00:47:33:23	00:47:34:24	Chris [TBD]	Yeah pretty much.
00:47:38:18	00:47:38:25	Steve [GM]	your
00:47:39:29	00:47:41:03	Steve [GM]	yes, you with
00:47:41:26	00:47:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sorry. Classroom habit.
00:47:46:00	00:47:47:12	Chris [TBD]	He is a teacher.
00:47:46:16	00:47:52:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I do some kind of check to figure out what we touched and how
00:47:52:22	00:48:00:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	to get rid of this like uh either a medicine oh medicine check let me do it
00:47:54:02	00:47:55:21	Chris [TBD]	Probably a good idea.
00:47:57:14	00:48:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	check or an arcana or an arcano check.
00:47:57:23	00:48:00:12	Chris [TBD]	I forgot we were playing Dungeons and Dragons.
00:48:00:06	00:48:10:24	Steve [GM]	be arcana it would be our kind of and yeah you can but one more thing before that happens um as you’re hearing baby voice TBD shouting and
00:48:00:13	00:48:34:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	is oh
00:48:10:24	00:48:17:22	Steve [GM]	the and basil just being probably dropping a lot of expletives at this moment
00:48:11:25	00:48:12:20	Chris [TBD]	Up!
00:48:20:14	00:48:23:22	Steve [GM]	and Fowlclaw just looking beautiful and handsome.
00:48:25:10	00:48:28:15	Dave [Xeros]	Just really cute, so cute.
00:48:26:14	00:48:28:23	Steve [GM]	Just a really cute, so cute
00:48:27:24	00:48:28:28	Chris [TBD]	So cute.
00:48:30:07	00:48:30:25	Steve [GM]	poopy
00:48:30:28	00:48:31:09	Chris [TBD]	Who?
00:48:34:06	00:48:46:02	Steve [GM]	there’s the sound of someone arguing and then a door next to the alleyway flies open and this woman Asamira comes out and she slips into all of the stuff as well
00:48:48:15	00:48:52:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh, oh! Don’t touch that. Oh, that’s too bad.
00:48:52:20	00:48:53:02	Dave [Xeros]	sticky.
00:48:54:02	00:49:04:20	Brin [Basil]	It’s how am I going to get this out of my fur? Oh, dear.
00:49:04:03	00:49:09:06	Dave [Xeros]	Is she going to blame us?
00:49:04:29	00:49:07:26	Steve [GM]	drops to about just over half of the level
00:49:09:29	00:49:18:25	Steve [GM]	um and so as she sprawls go ahead and do your roll see if you’ve got any sense what’s going on
00:49:10:10	00:49:11:09	Dave [Xeros]	Or you guys?
00:49:22:04	00:49:25:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	an 18 plus two not a nat 20 but 20
00:49:26:04	00:49:31:28	Steve [GM]	um you can definitely tell that this is magical like that’s a no -brainer
00:49:31:28	00:49:38:17	Steve [GM]	um and it’s connected to the potion also a no brainer um and you also can tell just by
00:49:38:17	00:49:44:19	Steve [GM]	like the magical auras that you’re interpreting um that this is the kind of magic
00:49:44:19	00:49:52:28	Steve [GM]	that comes uh not from natural sources like you or a druid but this is more like
00:49:53:20	00:49:54:15	Dave [Xeros]	Alchemical
00:49:54:19	00:50:01:09	Steve [GM]	alchemical so this is something that’s like intellectually uh created and yes
00:49:59:04	00:49:59:27	Chris [TBD]	Man-made.
00:50:01:09	00:50:09:14	Steve [GM]	And the woman who just came in, she slides in it, falls down.
00:50:09:20	00:50:20:27	Steve [GM]	And when she stands up, she is about half as tall and she looks from… Oh, I got to see what Nortle… What happened to Nortel? Let me see what…
00:50:16:19	00:50:24:02	Brin [Basil]	karate now.
00:50:21:23	00:50:22:22	Steve [GM]	Let’s hope he’s okay.
00:50:25:28	00:50:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	straight up be a hockey puck
00:50:28:28	00:50:30:18	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay not too bad
00:50:29:25	00:50:32:25	Steve [GM]	So he’s got…
00:50:33:27	00:50:40:04	Steve [GM]	Yeah, so as if their proportions weren’t weird enough. Now you’re all, like, different sides.
00:50:41:19	00:50:47:09	Steve [GM]	And the lady looks around at all of you
00:50:48:17	00:50:51:22	Steve [GM]	except for Eros who’s already started wandering away.
00:50:51:14	00:51:00:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah i’m just about ready to run into that wall so no like i’m not actually blind I’m just acting
00:50:55:21	00:50:58:14	Steve [GM]	You don’t even know how to use the cane in front of you.
00:50:58:19	00:51:02:20	Chris [TBD]	You are actually blind, though.
00:51:00:28	00:51:12:27	Steve [GM]	Just swinging it wildly as you walk. He decides to use it more like a walking stick
00:51:03:02	00:51:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	I’m not a blind person. Yeah, I’m temporarily…
00:51:04:27	00:51:05:22	Chris [TBD]	Right.
00:51:07:08	00:51:10:15	Chris [TBD]	Yes. Remember from the potion that he drank?
00:51:09:29	00:51:11:01	Brin [Basil]	Oh, I remember.
00:51:12:27	00:51:15:25	Steve [GM]	instead of something to feel out in front him.
00:51:16:12	00:51:18:02	Brin [Basil]	I definitely remember.
00:51:19:10	00:51:28:11	Steve [GM]	And the lady glares at all of you, except for TBD. She doesn’t see you.
00:51:26:12	00:51:28:15	Chris [TBD]	She probably doesn’t see me. Yeah.
00:51:30:03	00:51:31:26	Steve [GM]	Yes, and looks at your enormous eyes.
00:51:33:13	00:51:38:08	Steve [GM]	Who did this? Who is guilty of this? I need to know!
00:51:33:20	00:51:34:06	Dave [Xeros]	Who?
00:51:40:16	00:51:43:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Those guards down there Do you see the guard sleeping?
00:51:44:23	00:51:46:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	They came through
00:51:45:00	00:51:47:23	Steve [GM]	Wait, did you not throw him off the edge?
00:51:47:19	00:51:51:04	Chris [TBD]	One of them. The other one is still sleeping,
00:51:48:09	00:51:49:11	Brin [Basil]	One of them!
00:51:48:10	00:51:49:29	Dave [Xeros]	One of them got thrown off the edge
00:51:48:26	00:51:53:09	Steve [GM]	You didn’t throw the sleeping one. Okay, I thought you said something.
00:51:49:12	00:51:50:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	One’s there
00:51:53:06	00:51:57:06	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I saw them carrying crates through here and they dropped this one and just left it.
00:51:57:02	00:51:59:25	Steve [GM]	This is my crate! Why would they be taking it?
00:51:59:22	00:52:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I don’t know
00:52:00:26	00:52:03:08	Brin [Basil]	Is he a thief? He’s probably a thief.
00:52:02:25	00:52:06:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	But they ran through here It all splashed on us And now we’re all small
00:52:07:20	00:52:09:09	Steve [GM]	Well, I have some bad news for you.
00:52:10:25	00:52:20:07	Steve [GM]	The antidote to this is going down that drain right now! And there’s a little vial that’s just like right at the very edge
00:52:20:06	00:52:21:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Go! Go!
00:52:22:13	00:52:26:11	Chris [TBD]	Oh, it dropped. Okay, I’m gonna… Oh no!
00:52:23:09	00:52:39:04	Brin [Basil]	wait I
00:52:23:17	00:52:24:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah
00:52:31:27	00:52:35:21	Chris [TBD]	And I’m going to run after it as fast as I can.
00:52:35:24	00:52:37:01	Steve [GM]	All right, well, you’re at disadvantage
00:52:36:27	00:52:37:12	Chris [TBD]	Right.
00:52:39:04	00:52:42:21	Brin [Basil]	need to tie one of my shoelaces around you hold still
00:52:42:25	00:52:45:03	Dave [Xeros]	just kick him That’ll get him there faster
00:52:42:26	00:52:43:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:52:44:25	00:52:46:06	Chris [TBD]	True, true, true
00:52:46:04	00:52:51:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You’re literally like Ant-Man right now. It takes him like 10 minutes to…
00:52:51:02	00:53:01:11	Brin [Basil]	in the meantime I have a couple things in my little satchel and I have some empty vials so I’m going to pull it out and just fill my vial with this ooze and put it back in my bag
00:52:59:12	00:53:00:02	Chris [TBD]	Nice
00:53:01:10	00:53:02:24	Steve [GM]	Do a sleight of hand
00:53:01:28	00:53:02:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Resourceful.
00:53:05:03	00:53:07:23	Dave [Xeros]	How well do you steal this lady’s ooze from her?
00:53:08:13	00:53:12:15	Brin [Basil]	I got 12
00:53:09:17	00:53:14:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Secret News. Isn’t that one of your songs or your albums? Secret News?
00:53:14:10	00:53:18:00	Chris [TBD]	My third full length album
00:53:15:08	00:53:25:24	Steve [GM]	you’re able only to get like if the bottle is that big you got like that much so like enough maybe for one use kind of a thing
00:53:21:05	00:53:21:16	Brin [Basil]	shrink
00:53:22:07	00:53:23:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That’s a good name.
00:53:22:19	00:53:30:07	Brin [Basil]	ok Okay. Okay, okay sweet. Before she could look I scooped a little bit up and threw it in my satchel.
00:53:29:15	00:53:31:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah throw it in your shrink bank
00:53:32:17	00:53:39:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so is there more of this antidote where do we find this antidotes if that’s if we can’t get that one what are we what are you supposed to do
00:53:33:13	00:53:42:07	Brin [Basil]	My shrunken saddle! We’re gonna lower him down. Let’s lift up the gray…
00:53:40:00	00:53:45:26	Chris [TBD]	I am at the edge Looking down to see what I can see
00:53:47:12	00:53:48:14	Chris [TBD]	Yes
00:53:49:21	00:53:54:29	Steve [GM]	that’s the only vial that I have. Do you know how hard it is to make the antidote?
00:53:57:06	00:53:57:19	Steve [GM]	Very!
00:53:59:18	00:54:06:07	Chris [TBD]	a 12 Mm-hmm I can’t see anything
00:54:01:13	00:54:02:21	Steve [GM]	It’s all dark down there
00:54:03:07	00:54:05:09	Brin [Basil]	Okay we need a light. Is anyone have a light?
00:54:06:19	00:54:09:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	cast a cast something down
00:54:08:05	00:54:09:07	Chris [TBD]	Oh
00:54:10:25	00:54:16:11	Chris [TBD]	Ah, I’m going to cast Lightning Lure and lower it down.
00:54:16:24	00:54:18:09	Steve [GM]	Remind me what lightning lure does
00:54:20:16	00:54:30:29	Chris [TBD]	You create a lash of lightning energy that strikes at one creature of your choice that you can see within 15 feet of you so I can lower a rope down 15 feet is what I’m suggesting.
00:54:31:11	00:54:36:02	Chris [TBD]	The target must succeed on a strength saving throw if he pulled up the 10 feet in a straight line towards you.
00:54:34:24	00:54:39:05	Steve [GM]	I think the rope will probably fail on the strength saving throw
00:54:39:16	00:54:40:00	Chris [TBD]	Probably.
00:54:40:28	00:54:43:17	Steve [GM]	Now, your rope is going to be about like a thread
00:54:44:23	00:54:47:26	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, that’s true. It shrank with me, didn’t it?
00:54:45:13	00:54:46:21	Dave [Xeros]	yeah because it shrank
00:54:48:25	00:54:49:26	Steve [GM]	So do you want to
00:54:49:23	00:54:50:21	Chris [TBD]	Nope, I don’t.
00:54:50:29	00:54:51:21	Brin [Basil]	No fun!
00:54:52:01	00:55:00:21	Steve [GM]	Don’t even have to finish that sentence not gonna happen all right so uh i mean okay so you send you you take out
00:55:01:15	00:55:09:05	Steve [GM]	a spool of thread that you once was rope you chuck it down there you still are holding on
00:55:06:11	00:55:06:18	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
00:55:10:21	00:55:14:19	Chris [TBD]	No, since I didn’t do lightning lure I’m not going to do that but I am going to suggest
00:55:17:29	00:55:18:13	Chris [TBD]	Basil!
00:55:20:00	00:55:23:27	Brin [Basil]	What?! Are you sure you want me to hold you?
00:55:20:03	00:55:21:22	Chris [TBD]	Tie a rope around me Drop me down
00:55:24:18	00:55:26:14	Dave [Xeros]	he’s tiny
00:55:27:22	00:55:30:22	Brin [Basil]	my hands are going to stick you those i’ll be fine
00:55:31:16	00:55:32:08	Chris [TBD]	Good grip
00:55:31:19	00:55:34:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	aren’t you guys similar in size though like pretty
00:55:33:09	00:55:38:16	Chris [TBD]	No no I’m six inches tall She’s probably A foot tall She’s twice my size
00:55:34:29	00:55:40:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m a foot tall I shrank by two thirds
00:55:37:07	00:55:37:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah
00:55:41:20	00:55:46:26	Brin [Basil]	um alright well your string’s really tiny if you want me to use something else
00:55:47:18	00:55:48:04	Steve [GM]	you people
00:55:48:24	00:55:56:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do i can i before i cast anything will my mage hand fit down this
00:55:48:25	00:55:50:16	Brin [Basil]	we’re trying to get the antidote
00:55:51:21	00:55:58:11	Brin [Basil]	I almost said a bad word sorry did I say antidote
00:55:57:18	00:56:06:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	hole that we have here and i send my magen down okay yep just gonna send it down there
00:55:58:13	00:56:02:28	Dave [Xeros]	yeah it’s it’s and feel around
00:56:00:23	00:56:01:23	Chris [TBD]	Ante-dote Yeah
00:56:01:02	00:56:02:00	Brin [Basil]	uh
00:56:20:24	00:56:29:12	Steve [GM]	yeah you can’t attack with it activate magical items or carry more pounds but and then you have a limit of 30 feet
00:56:26:10	00:56:30:01	Dave [Xeros]	can pick things up and yep
00:56:31:21	00:56:32:08	Chris [TBD]	So
00:56:35:05	00:56:42:06	Brin [Basil]	now I’m seeing this no, no, I was just going to say that. And I’m not going to see it now so we’re good
00:56:44:08	00:56:45:06	Steve [GM]	for the best
00:56:45:25	00:56:47:26	Brin [Basil]	I was going to call you something actually
00:56:48:20	00:56:56:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i saw you’re like restraint like your self -restraint And I give you, like with my big eyes This look of admiration
00:56:54:05	00:57:02:08	Brin [Basil]	You’re the one That helped me with this meditative control
00:56:58:09	00:56:59:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s come really far
00:57:02:18	00:57:03:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mike is so proud Of you
00:57:03:25	00:57:05:20	Brin [Basil]	Thanks Thanks
00:57:05:08	00:57:07:22	Steve [GM]	please get that antidote if you don’t then everybody’s
00:57:10:17	00:57:11:22	Chris [TBD]	the rest of our lives
00:57:13:11	00:57:15:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah Does this last forever?
00:57:13:22	00:57:15:12	Chris [TBD]	we gotta get this stuff now
00:57:17:22	00:57:18:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Okay
00:57:18:07	00:57:24:14	Steve [GM]	why do you think i’m so upset these aren’t supposed to be used on creatures it’s supposed to Be Used On
00:57:21:01	00:57:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mage hand
00:57:25:01	00:57:33:04	Steve [GM]	items and things that you don’t care if they never get big again okay
00:57:30:27	00:57:32:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Mage hand is going down the sewer
00:57:33:04	00:57:39:05	Steve [GM]	all right um give me
00:57:39:05	00:57:46:05	Steve [GM]	a sleight -of -hand check to see if you are able to get down there fast so
00:57:46:05	00:57:54:03	Steve [GM]	your your fingers go
00:57:50:13	00:57:50:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	12
00:57:54:03	00:58:02:13	Steve [GM]	down um but you can’t see anything that well you you’re an owl with enormous eyes so we’ll say
00:58:02:13	00:58:14:12	Steve [GM]	that so that you come over which is probably terrifying to TBD because he’s standing there like you got lower me down and suddenly like this owl head just right next to him staring
00:58:09:02	00:58:09:10	Dave [Xeros]	Boom!
00:58:14:12	00:58:19:24	Steve [GM]	staring at i’m like a tyrannosaurus rex eye it contracts
00:58:20:17	00:58:22:00	Chris [TBD]	what big eyes do you have
00:58:23:18	00:58:34:23	Steve [GM]	so you can see your mage hand and then you’re sending it down as fast as you can go the little vial has rolled and drops into the water just as we were about to grab it
00:58:34:23	00:58:38:13	Steve [GM]	so it starts to float away in the sewer water underneath
00:58:35:13	00:58:36:14	Chris [TBD]	crap
00:58:38:00	00:58:42:10	Brin [Basil]	Just throw TBD down. He’ll be fine. We’ll mage hand him.
00:58:42:11	00:58:44:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’ll find you find you later
00:58:44:22	00:58:47:16	Dave [Xeros]	You just jump down and yell Pickle Rick!
00:58:49:20	00:58:53:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my mage hand will catch you and bring you back up jump down there
00:58:52:01	00:58:54:03	Brin [Basil]	What about Pickled Dig?
00:58:54:22	00:58:55:19	Dave [Xeros]	Pickle Dick!
00:58:56:02	00:58:57:02	Chris [TBD]	pickle deek
00:58:56:23	00:58:59:22	Brin [Basil]	I couldn’t even finish the sentence!
00:58:56:29	00:58:58:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
00:59:02:12	00:59:04:03	Chris [TBD]	alright I’m jumping down
00:59:02:14	00:59:02:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	like
00:59:03:26	00:59:06:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wide eyes of admiration become a little bit skeptical
00:59:07:05	00:59:13:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m sorry, Foul Claw. I tried getting better.
00:59:11:26	00:59:14:19	Chris [TBD]	All right, I’m jumping down after it. I’m like…
00:59:14:25	00:59:18:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m going to catch you in the mage hand so you land safely.
00:59:17:20	00:59:18:17	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
00:59:18:12	00:59:23:29	Steve [GM]	alright as TBD begins you start to hear
00:59:21:16	00:59:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Hell no.
00:59:23:21	00:59:24:12	Chris [TBD]	Is this Topka?
00:59:25:24	00:59:27:20	Chris [TBD]	All right. Here we go. Free bird baby.
00:59:27:22	00:59:29:09	Brin [Basil]	Watch out for rats!
00:59:31:10	00:59:32:12	Chris [TBD]	Let’s go surfing.
00:59:33:15	00:59:42:17	Steve [GM]	jumps down The air is causing his hat to just sort of flap a little bit. His cape is billowing out behind him, right?
00:59:36:24	00:59:37:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
00:59:42:19	00:59:43:21	Chris [TBD]	Most excellent.
00:59:42:20	00:59:47:02	Steve [GM]	He’s just dropping, falling out of the sky like a free bird.
00:59:47:29	00:59:52:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This is basically what happens there. It actually looks like this.
00:59:53:13	00:59:56:09	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
00:59:57:06	01:00:02:16	Chris [TBD]	Just bounce a couple times. All right guide me.
01:00:03:17	01:00:04:02	Chris [TBD]	Oh damn.
01:00:05:05	01:00:06:01	Chris [TBD]	What’s happening?
01:00:07:10	01:00:08:18	Chris [TBD]	What do I need to do?
01:00:09:11	01:00:12:20	Steve [GM]	that queued up. I was waiting for a moment.
01:00:09:14	01:00:10:24	Dave [Xeros]	That’s perfect.
01:00:09:23	01:00:14:09	Chris [TBD]	That was wonderful. That was wonderful. He was really hoping I was going to jump this whole time.
01:00:10:19	01:00:11:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	That was awesome.
01:00:12:24	01:00:13:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, it was awesome?
01:00:14:14	01:00:16:13	Steve [GM]	Come on! We got it ready!
01:00:15:21	01:00:22:17	Chris [TBD]	Do it! Do it!’ All right, I’m jumping after it. So I jumped down in water, I’m assuming.
01:00:17:25	01:00:20:25	Steve [GM]	All right. So you land…
01:00:22:06	01:00:34:05	Steve [GM]	well, the Mage Hand was there to catch you and keep you from dashing yourself against the rock. And then it deposits you on the ground. So, it’s floating down in the grey water
01:00:25:06	01:00:25:22	Chris [TBD]	Nice.
01:00:35:21	01:00:36:25	Steve [GM]	beneath the city.
01:00:36:09	01:00:38:23	Dave [Xeros]	Sewer water? Nice.
01:00:37:28	01:00:38:04	Steve [GM]	Yep.
01:00:40:06	01:00:51:16	Steve [GM]	There are small pathways just kind of ledges on both sides and then the water running through the middle It’s not going particularly fast
01:00:45:07	01:00:45:22	Chris [TBD]	Uh-huh.
01:00:51:21	01:00:54:14	Steve [GM]	but you aren’t particularly fast either.
01:00:54:17	01:00:55:01	Chris [TBD]	Right.
01:00:58:17	01:00:59:24	Brin [Basil]	to ask if he can swim.
01:00:59:14	01:01:02:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	You have to cast something. You’ve got to cast a spell.
01:01:02:05	01:01:04:03	Steve [GM]	Yeah, you’re kind of…
01:01:03:20	01:01:05:14	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, I got… I got this.
01:01:05:26	01:01:16:23	Steve [GM]	Because remember, you have five feet of movement per turn and you can’t dash and you have to do acrobatics checks for basically any physical action you do
01:01:08:17	01:01:09:26	Chris [TBD]	Yep. Yep.
01:01:16:22	01:01:27:09	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so I am gonna cast Thunderwave a wave of thunderous force sweeps out from me. Each creature in a 15-foot cube
01:01:25:08	01:01:25:12	Steve [GM]	Okay.
01:01:28:17	01:01:33:02	Chris [TBD]	originating from me must make a constitution saving throw So, my attempt
01:01:34:23	01:01:35:12	Chris [TBD]	What’s that?
01:01:35:17	01:01:38:20	Steve [GM]	It’s a vial. It doesn’t have ability to avoid it
01:01:38:09	01:01:44:06	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, and I’m not pointing it towards the vial. I’m pointing it behind me to launch me forward
01:01:44:05	01:01:45:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:01:45:22	01:01:46:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	haven’t we been here before
01:01:45:28	01:01:47:25	Brin [Basil]	Yes, haven’t we?
01:01:46:25	01:01:48:13	Dave [Xeros]	Yep, yep, yeah.
01:01:49:18	01:01:59:07	Chris [TBD]	Yeah! I told you this would work! So I’m going to blast it behind Me to catch me up
01:01:59:07	01:02:03:19	Chris [TBD]	to the vile. Not yet
01:01:59:11	01:02:09:10	Steve [GM]	are you going to use your rocks as part of this not yet i like all right okay so the vial has
01:02:09:10	01:02:18:05	Steve [GM]	gone about so you land and it’s about 10 feet ahead of you you turn around and summon your
01:02:10:28	01:02:12:00	Chris [TBD]	to use that.
01:02:18:05	01:02:26:05	Steve [GM]	energy and you launch it so you are now only five feet away from it so like you’re chasing after
01:02:24:03	01:02:24:28	Chris [TBD]	Excellent.
01:02:26:05	01:02:33:21	Steve [GM]	it right so um i’m gonna keep track of where you are TBD uh
01:02:35:24	01:02:38:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you’re totally unaware of all this by the way
01:02:37:18	01:02:49:05	Dave [Xeros]	run into the wall once and like my nose is bleeding and I just was like nice and then I turned like I’m just can I can I roll a dice to see if I’m
01:02:49:05	01:02:57:10	Dave [Xeros]	going left or right because I have no idea where the hell I’m going d8 okay
01:02:51:25	01:02:59:13	Steve [GM]	roll a d8 and then we’ll do whichever one you roll you’ll walk in that direction with one being the wall
01:02:57:10	01:03:02:10	Dave [Xeros]	so which well I already
01:03:02:10	01:03:11:12	Dave [Xeros]	went into the walls so I need to go right or left okay yeah all right so that it was just Disorienting? Okay, one.
01:03:06:16	01:03:07:21	Steve [GM]	you might walk into the wall again
01:03:09:11	01:03:13:25	Steve [GM]	yeah so you walk back into the wall you thought
01:03:12:26	01:03:15:04	Dave [Xeros]	Shit! Goddammit! Ah!
01:03:17:10	01:03:22:15	Steve [GM]	but you just ended up walking straight forward okay, so Chris you were 5 feet away
01:03:17:20	01:03:18:15	Brin [Basil]	You’re just-
01:03:22:10	01:03:25:14	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I can cast Mage Hand at this point
01:03:25:27	01:03:30:00	Steve [GM]	your mage hand is going to be the size of a Ken doll
01:03:28:11	01:03:29:11	Chris [TBD]	severely
01:03:34:22	01:03:37:08	Chris [TBD]	if I augment it with one of the crystals
01:03:35:05	01:03:35:21	Dave [Xeros]	is having
01:03:37:09	01:03:41:18	Dave [Xeros]	some really bad flashbacks to like when I was five Barbie
01:03:43:00	01:03:45:10	Steve [GM]	that would double the size of it
01:03:47:21	01:03:50:13	Chris [TBD]	how big is the vial? The size of me, right?
01:03:52:20	01:03:55:16	Steve [GM]	if you were standing next to it that’s like
01:03:55:26	01:03:57:13	Chris [TBD]	Yeah Comparable size, right?
01:03:57:22	01:04:03:28	Steve [GM]	So your hand against that kind of a vial, doubling it like I don’t think you would be.
01:04:05:09	01:04:06:28	Steve [GM]	I don t know they’d be quite enough.
01:04:06:24	01:04:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can you, can you like freeze the water or something to stop it from flowing? Do you have like a frosty… Sorry.
01:04:11:11	01:04:12:22	Chris [TBD]	Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
01:04:12:10	01:04:23:01	Brin [Basil]	that’s right where’s your I’m
01:04:13:16	01:04:18:06	Steve [GM]	So I feel like you are watching from above and you shout down that recommendation.
01:04:19:08	01:04:20:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Freeze the water!
01:04:21:13	01:04:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	Can anyone actually just pull the grate up so you can fly down there and help him
01:04:23:01	01:04:33:21	Brin [Basil]	pretty strong oh yeah i’m not really starting for actually I have a third okay what do you want me to
01:04:29:00	01:04:29:16	Dave [Xeros]	Alright
01:04:30:25	01:04:37:03	Steve [GM]	You can try athletics at disadvantage because he’s so short
01:04:37:13	01:04:40:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I help her lift this enough just so she can get in there
01:04:40:04	01:04:41:24	Chris [TBD]	Okay, this is perfect.
01:04:40:21	01:04:45:12	Steve [GM]	If you help then get rid of the disadvantage and you can roll
01:04:43:06	01:04:43:29	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
01:04:47:20	01:04:55:23	Chris [TBD]	At which point I’m going to take my tiny Ken doll fingers stick them in the water and cast Frost Fingers
01:04:50:01	01:04:53:16	Brin [Basil]	shit so i gotta
01:04:57:13	01:05:01:07	Chris [TBD]	freezing cold blast from my fingertips at a 15-foot cone
01:05:02:10	01:05:05:03	Brin [Basil]	so the grate was an epic value at a seven
01:05:06:15	01:05:10:10	Steve [GM]	you get it up enough and it’s despite the stickiness of your paws
01:05:10:10	01:05:21:26	Steve [GM]	it slips free and it lands um do a quick um okay
01:05:17:07	01:05:18:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	wait I rolled a four to help
01:05:20:03	01:05:23:10	Chris [TBD]	Which did not help so
01:05:21:26	01:05:28:02	Steve [GM]	uh do do a um quick athletics check to see if it
01:05:28:02	01:05:37:06	Steve [GM]	if it landed on you how much does that freeze okay so your paw gets out of the way you don’t
01:05:33:29	01:05:34:14	Brin [Basil]	19
01:05:38:05	01:05:42:20	Brin [Basil]	ok and i’m gonna scoop up some of this goo and i’m going to throw it on the grate
01:05:43:17	01:05:45:08	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, hell yes.
01:05:46:28	01:05:48:02	Brin [Basil]	is that
01:05:47:17	01:05:52:11	Steve [GM]	so you throw it and then the camera pans over to
01:05:51:07	01:05:55:18	Chris [TBD]	you can finish we’ll get to me in a sec okay
01:05:51:15	01:05:52:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it is
01:05:52:13	01:05:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	Hard cut!
01:05:53:18	01:05:57:09	Steve [GM]	no no i want to see what happens so your fingers in the in the poo water
01:05:57:02	01:06:05:10	Chris [TBD]	I cast Frost Fingers I’m going to stick my fingers into the water freezing cold blast from my fingertips and 15 cone
01:06:03:27	01:06:07:18	Brin [Basil]	like I just can’t how tiny are these fingers like I
01:06:06:12	01:06:08:24	Chris [TBD]	Ken doll size fingers
01:06:06:22	01:06:07:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:06:07:18	01:06:16:23	Brin [Basil]	just oh
01:06:11:29	01:06:16:24	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so is it an actual 15 foot now that your fingers… If your fingers are smaller, is it only five feet?
01:06:14:15	01:06:24:13	Chris [TBD]	that’s what I’m wondering but I’m 5 feet away from the vial so i should be okay uh each creature in that area must let me skip this part
01:06:24:13	01:06:33:19	Chris [TBD]	the cold freezes non-magical liquids in the area that aren’t being worn or carried so basically i could freeze the water right
01:06:31:19	01:06:32:28	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:33:19	01:06:44:08	Chris [TBD]	okay so i’m casting that okay so
01:06:36:28	01:06:38:08	Dave [Xeros]	Freeze the sewage.
01:06:39:12	01:06:51:01	Steve [GM]	give me a straight roll a 15 or higher succeeds. No, this is like the idea that yeah we’re outside of combat so it’s the idea
01:06:44:08	01:06:46:02	Chris [TBD]	I cast a spell do i need to roll for that
01:06:48:00	01:06:56:19	Chris [TBD]	outside of combat i need you use another zenzi fruit
01:06:51:01	01:06:54:13	Steve [GM]	did the spell go fast enough to catch it?
01:06:59:06	01:07:00:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thank goodness for Zenzu
01:07:02:13	01:07:04:08	Steve [GM]	That is at 15. It successfully
01:07:04:05	01:07:04:23	Chris [TBD]	15
01:07:05:15	01:07:16:27	Steve [GM]	catches… The very top of the vial is just enough to get caught by some of the icy tendrils and it stops so it still in the poo water and so are your fingers
01:07:17:05	01:07:27:26	Dave [Xeros]	so his fingers are frozen into the sewage it’s literally like picking him and the vial up is
01:07:17:21	01:07:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you have to get down there somebody’s going to have to lift it out of the water
01:07:20:24	01:07:32:03	Brin [Basil]	And he slowly pulls it up and smells that oh it
01:07:24:11	01:07:25:17	Chris [TBD]	I can let go
01:07:27:26	01:07:32:29	Dave [Xeros]	like picking up an ice cube right you just and yeah yeah it’s just all frozen together
01:07:32:03	01:07:58:13	Brin [Basil]	falls in
01:07:33:12	01:07:44:11	Steve [GM]	smash back to smash cut the bunny rabbit chucking some goo on this thing and it starts to like percolate and bubble
01:07:35:25	01:07:36:14	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:07:44:11	01:07:55:06	Steve [GM]	let’s see how much it shrinks the grate it becomes 34% of its original size so it goes
01:07:52:24	01:07:57:00	Chris [TBD]	nice and falls
01:07:55:06	01:08:02:00	Steve [GM]	and yeah it cracks and breaks and then starts falling toward you
01:07:58:13	01:08:10:04	Brin [Basil]	oh sorry buddy I’m so sorry
01:08:05:01	01:08:12:05	Dave [Xeros]	because you’re frozen in well no your fingers are
01:08:05:25	01:08:08:01	Steve [GM]	athletics check because you’re
01:08:06:16	01:08:07:04	Chris [TBD]	sure
01:08:09:29	01:08:18:28	Chris [TBD]	I figured it was like Midus’ touch where you
01:08:12:05	01:08:25:22	Dave [Xeros]	frozen into it right yeah yep
01:08:19:17	01:08:20:12	Steve [GM]	disadvantage
01:08:21:04	01:08:26:16	Chris [TBD]	that’s a disadvantage well, I got a 13 so no matter what oh yeah good point
01:08:24:09	01:08:24:22	Steve [GM]	get a one
01:08:25:22	01:08:27:18	Dave [Xeros]	it might go horribly wrong
01:08:31:27	01:08:32:21	Chris [TBD]	second one
01:08:32:21	01:08:47:11	Chris [TBD]	was a 16 almost a one okay all
01:08:34:29	01:08:45:29	Steve [GM]	so 13 is uh partial failure so um you don’t manage to dodge the debris fully but because Basil shouted
01:08:45:29	01:08:53:17	Steve [GM]	it gave you enough of a warning that you don’t get hit by all of it so take 1d6 damage from the falling debris
01:08:54:15	01:09:03:06	Chris [TBD]	we go five yeah yeah that’s
01:08:55:01	01:09:00:25	Dave [Xeros]	bludgeoning damage oh jeez that’s like a third
01:08:56:17	01:08:57:01	Steve [GM]	yep
01:08:58:00	01:08:58:16	Jesse [Foulclaw]	ouch
01:09:02:17	01:09:04:24	Brin [Basil]	I wasn’t thinking
01:09:05:05	01:09:05:19	Steve [GM]	alright
01:09:06:19	01:09:18:19	Chris [TBD]	good it was good thinking i liked it oh
01:09:09:14	01:09:16:24	Steve [GM]	since you did get hit just do a quick constitution check to make sure that you don’n lose track of your spell
01:09:19:05	01:09:19:26	Dave [Xeros]	concentration
01:09:20:26	01:09:26:20	Steve [GM]	it’s the idea that he’s got his fingers there, it’s an ice but still sewage all over you
01:09:23:03	01:09:30:28	Chris [TBD]	all right 14
01:09:26:20	01:09:34:07	Steve [GM]	and so that chunk of ice could float away the chunk of
01:09:30:28	01:09:39:29	Chris [TBD]	so partial fail i’m gonna jump on that chunk of ice while i have the chance
01:09:40:27	01:09:44:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh my gosh.
01:09:41:22	01:09:42:14	Steve [GM]	say that you do
01:09:42:13	01:09:48:06	Chris [TBD]	Alright, and I am going to straddle the vial And ride it like a rocket
01:09:48:26	01:09:52:07	Steve [GM]	okay so what are you doing there’s the hole is now big enough for you to get
01:09:49:16	01:09:55:01	Brin [Basil]	I think I’m going to jump down there and help you
01:09:58:24	01:10:01:23	Brin [Basil]	because I have my boots right
01:10:03:05	01:10:11:12	Brin [Basil]	so i think i can get back up pretty easily even at my size yeah on
01:10:07:12	01:10:16:26	Steve [GM]	don’t think falling damage all right so you land and you start running towards uh TBD who’s soloing right now as he’s writing this
01:10:11:12	01:10:19:27	Brin [Basil]	this ice cube straddling the
01:10:19:27	01:10:36:12	Brin [Basil]	antidote all right
01:10:21:09	01:10:27:14	Dave [Xeros]	it’s like dr strangelove writing a freaking bomb just playing a guitar
01:10:27:25	01:10:29:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:10:29:02	01:10:31:05	Steve [GM]	just whipping it in the air like what?
01:10:36:12	01:10:47:13	Brin [Basil]	so
01:10:40:16	01:10:51:08	Chris [TBD]	I’ll make sure to cut that voice first I wish my fans were here To see me
01:10:47:13	01:10:50:14	Brin [Basil]	i’ve landed oh okay
01:10:51:26	01:10:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	i uh can i make a roll to see if i turn left or right again okay here we go uh two
01:10:56:17	01:10:57:06	Chris [TBD]	Awesome.
01:11:00:00	01:11:06:08	Steve [GM]	so you angle slightly to your right and you get about three or four feet before you hit
01:11:06:11	01:11:11:25	Dave [Xeros]	oh okay yeah yeah yeah so i kind of just bounce off the wall and
01:11:08:04	01:11:09:01	Steve [GM]	that’s progress
01:11:12:10	01:11:25:20	Dave [Xeros]	enroll to the other side great awesome uh i
01:11:12:23	01:11:15:13	Steve [GM]	in the general direction of where you’re actually headed
01:11:20:21	01:11:26:27	Chris [TBD]	just going to try and open the lid of this antidote and dip myself in it.
01:11:25:20	01:11:31:17	Dave [Xeros]	would check to see how big this sewer pipe is first because you just might get stuck in there.
01:11:28:00	01:11:29:01	Chris [TBD]	Good point.
01:11:31:08	01:11:34:26	Brin [Basil]	Do not touch that anatomy! You understand me? I’m coming!
01:11:37:27	01:11:42:01	Steve [GM]	just an athletics uh at disadvantage because of your
01:11:42:01	01:11:52:18	Steve [GM]	size uh just to see if you can catch up and again 15 succeeds all right so you get close enough
01:11:42:08	01:11:42:27	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:11:49:12	01:11:50:12	Brin [Basil]	I got a 13.
01:11:52:18	01:12:01:04	Steve [GM]	that you can grab it but it’s icy so what you do is you grab it and it causes it to kind of start spinning a little bit
01:12:06:22	01:12:08:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:06:29	01:12:08:07	Steve [GM]	yippee! And suddenly
01:12:08:23	01:12:15:18	Chris [TBD]	Oh yeah, yeah,
01:12:08:29	01:12:09:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:12:10:06	01:12:17:03	Steve [GM]	Oh, that reminds me you didn’t roll after using that scroll did you? The d20
01:12:16:29	01:12:18:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	No, I could be
01:12:18:22	01:12:19:28	Steve [GM]	Give it a quick roll
01:12:19:22	01:12:21:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	in trouble. Which one do I roll again?
01:12:21:18	01:12:26:13	Steve [GM]	I can’t remember You did the positive one right So I think it’s
01:12:24:07	01:12:30:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah. Jubilee! Yeah, yuppie it’s not the limitation word
01:12:25:21	01:12:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	Jubilee?
01:12:32:14	01:12:38:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	D20 On a 19 or 20 your spell gains a positive bonus so yeah
01:12:38:03	01:12:39:22	Steve [GM]	didn’t roll back so go ahead and give it a chat
01:12:41:18	01:12:51:05	Steve [GM]	Yeah so you’re fine um oh yeah okay so the ice cube is slowly spinning in the poo water
01:12:41:19	01:12:42:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	15
01:12:51:05	01:12:58:16	Steve [GM]	uh with a very small wizard yodeling and playing the electric guitar and screaming
01:12:57:01	01:12:58:23	Dave [Xeros]	Screaming Pickle Dick!
01:13:01:08	01:13:13:04	Steve [GM]	and you attempted to help it causes some turbulence which does slow it down so uh that’s enough that you’re able to
01:13:13:04	01:13:15:11	Steve [GM]	like kind of catch up
01:13:14:05	01:13:18:18	Dave [Xeros]	Can you show us where he’s floating to, like underneath
01:13:26:09	01:13:32:26	Steve [GM]	fortunately this part of the sewer leads deeper into the city rather than like out
01:13:33:15	01:13:35:12	Dave [Xeros]	where you threw the guy off the side of it.
01:13:35:26	01:13:45:01	Brin [Basil]	oh so wait a minute is it maybe a good idea to stay in your super you guys
01:13:45:01	01:13:56:29	Brin [Basil]	maybe should splash more of that shrinking goo on you and get a little bit smaller I mean
01:13:52:21	01:13:53:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
01:13:54:14	01:13:54:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	maybe
01:13:55:20	01:13:56:19	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:13:56:17	01:13:58:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I don’t know
01:13:56:29	01:14:04:17	Brin [Basil]	we have the antidote down there or it drops down
01:13:58:18	01:14:03:01	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, Just follow where it goes. Maybe it pops up underneath the library
01:14:04:17	01:14:12:29	Brin [Basil]	in the middle so it goes down exactly to the poopy drip.
01:14:05:25	01:14:07:15	Steve [GM]	let’s say that you go ahead
01:14:06:29	01:14:10:20	Dave [Xeros]	all the way down to the barren drift down below
01:14:13:11	01:14:17:11	Dave [Xeros]	As you float down the next 20 feet You start to hear the sound of a waterfall
01:14:20:18	01:14:30:09	Steve [GM]	okay um you managed to fish him out but because you didn’t fully succeed we’re gonna say that you ended up like taking a battle
01:14:30:10	01:14:35:22	Steve [GM]	bit of a turn and you become a little disoriented so you’re in that general area but between the
01:14:35:22	01:14:47:16	Steve [GM]	stench of everything and like the cold in your hands as you pull him onto the to the lip of the sewer you are disoriented and you’re not sure which direction you need to go
01:14:47:16	01:14:56:02	Steve [GM]	to get back to the crew all right um nortal is looking at everything through from his shell
01:14:47:25	01:14:50:11	Brin [Basil]	Okay, okay.
01:14:58:10	01:14:59:27	Dave [Xeros]	Such a big help, Nordal Thanks
01:15:07:20	01:15:08:19	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:15:08:18	01:15:10:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s inside his shell with him
01:15:10:19	01:15:11:08	Chris [TBD]	Halfway done.
01:15:11:14	01:15:18:02	Brin [Basil]	Alright, so
01:15:16:15	01:15:24:29	Steve [GM]	um all right so the lady who was out there she doesn’t like from her point of view
01:15:22:12	01:15:27:22	Brin [Basil]	your point of view how thou actually
01:15:24:29	01:15:31:02	Steve [GM]	she comes out accidentally shrieks and then after just a little bit of conversation
01:15:30:09	01:15:35:04	Chris [TBD]	An action figure jumps down.
01:15:30:20	01:15:32:00	Brin [Basil]	their office
01:15:31:02	01:15:38:18	Steve [GM]	a very small wizard just jumps down an action figure jumps down then the sewer grate gets
01:15:34:29	01:15:36:13	Brin [Basil]	then
01:15:38:18	01:15:47:13	Steve [GM]	destroyed with this shrinking stuff and uh then the bunny disappears so really all she can see
01:15:38:25	01:15:39:09	Brin [Basil]	a
01:15:47:13	01:15:54:14	Steve [GM]	now is you fell claw and she turns to you and says what are you gonna do to make this right
01:15:56:16	01:15:57:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	well
01:15:56:19	01:15:58:03	Chris [TBD]	Use your big eyes.
01:15:59:29	01:16:02:12	Steve [GM]	advantage to persuasion
01:16:03:23	01:16:13:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um well i mean we would love to help but we’re also kind of the victims here too those guards
01:16:13:13	01:16:22:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	came and sabotaged all of this i know
01:16:17:25	01:16:18:26	Steve [GM]	character is lying
01:16:19:29	01:16:21:19	Steve [GM]	your character
01:16:22:04	01:16:27:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	i’m i’m starting to realize the value of lies because
01:16:27:17	01:16:29:26	Chris [TBD]	After four episodes
01:16:27:19	01:16:34:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	my companions all of the time every time i’ve tried to be honest has not gone well
01:16:36:14	01:16:43:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m using this as a tool it’s not who I am it’s nothing reflective of my faith or character
01:16:45:19	01:16:46:08	Chris [TBD]	to the man.
01:16:48:21	01:16:49:09	Steve [GM]	I
01:16:49:14	01:16:53:24	Dave [Xeros]	I feel like it needs to be a disadvantage because I don’t think you’re too practiced in this.
01:16:53:29	01:17:12:02	Dave [Xeros]	Yeah, yeah, that’s
01:16:55:22	01:16:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but oddly enough I have great discipline
01:17:00:00	01:17:00:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:17:00:00	01:17:01:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:17:00:09	01:17:01:20	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I have plus 4
01:17:00:09	01:17:05:22	Brin [Basil]	no way it’s the eyes
01:17:05:09	01:17:06:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m channeling into this
01:17:08:08	01:17:12:10	Brin [Basil]	it’s because he doesn’t ever blink and he stares right at them and they’re like
01:17:12:02	01:17:12:10	Dave [Xeros]	true.
01:17:16:22	01:17:17:08	Brin [Basil]	okay
01:17:22:05	01:17:32:08	Steve [GM]	I don’t take very kindly to those who lie To me I think that you are Responsible for this
01:17:32:08	01:17:35:17	Steve [GM]	You alone, I think I should be calling the guards
01:17:36:01	01:17:36:28	Chris [TBD]	apologize, dude.
01:17:36:12	01:17:37:00	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa
01:17:36:15	01:17:37:23	Brin [Basil]	offer a clue
01:17:38:02	01:17:38:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa
01:17:38:19	01:18:05:05	Chris [TBD]	I will.
01:17:39:10	01:17:41:12	Steve [GM]	Y’all aren’t there You can’t give them advice
01:17:42:26	01:17:43:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	um
01:18:02:21	01:18:03:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can edit all this out
01:18:04:14	01:18:06:22	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:05:04	01:18:06:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:18:06:26	01:18:07:26	Steve [GM]	Some dead space
01:18:08:02	01:18:09:04	Brin [Basil]	please don’t
01:18:11:06	01:18:13:03	Dave [Xeros]	His grumbling in the microphone was awesome.
01:18:11:19	01:18:13:21	Brin [Basil]	just yeah not this high
01:18:14:09	01:18:17:29	Steve [GM]	Everyone’s like looking at their Podcast player to make sure they didn’t get paused
01:18:17:09	01:18:18:08	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
01:18:17:28	01:18:18:17	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:18:19:28	01:18:20:26	Chris [TBD]	I hear music.
01:18:22:11	01:18:22:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay
01:18:23:29	01:18:25:27	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m gonna maybe double down on this
01:18:28:05	01:18:29:11	Dave [Xeros]	As you should!
01:18:29:07	01:18:37:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	so but it’s not going to be deceptive in this time we’re going to go for more of a performance and I’m going to use the eyes and I’M going to say like
01:18:37:17	01:18:43:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you know okay maybe there’s a little bit but it’s mostly performance um and i’m like
01:18:43:26	01:18:54:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	uh mostly truth that we are um travelers we just got here we’ve had a really bad day
01:18:54:22	01:19:02:15	Jesse [Foulclaw]	everything’s gone wrong you need to feel bad for us you know that’s what’s going on And this is with the big eyes.
01:19:09:13	01:19:10:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	It’s a 15!
01:19:12:07	01:19:23:27	Steve [GM]	all right do a quick check to see if you’re going in the right direction really fast all right so you bump into the wall again but you’re still coming in the generally correct direction
01:19:13:11	01:19:14:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	11 plus 4.
01:19:18:08	01:19:18:24	Dave [Xeros]	Two.
01:19:22:24	01:19:24:19	Dave [Xeros]	So I got, like, another 10 feet down.
01:19:26:12	01:19:27:02	Dave [Xeros]	Excellent.
01:19:27:25	01:19:42:23	Chris [TBD]	he’s gonna make it now does
01:19:29:02	01:19:38:13	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, guys. Hey! Guys? What did they… You ditched me. Oh my gosh.
01:19:39:15	01:19:40:13	Dave [Xeros]	That’s such a headache.
01:19:42:23	01:19:46:10	Chris [TBD]	this goo continually shrink are we going to keep shrinking
01:19:47:13	01:19:53:24	Steve [GM]	hit your where you are but for the most part
01:19:47:20	01:19:52:07	Chris [TBD]	it’s a one-time thing shrinkage has happened
01:19:48:25	01:19:50:19	Dave [Xeros]	Peak shrinkage has happened.
01:19:56:27	01:19:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	That was a huge caveat that he just used.
01:19:57:07	01:19:59:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Great, that was… Yeah.
01:19:58:28	01:20:01:18	Chris [TBD]	yeah yeah i think i just gave him an idea
01:20:01:01	01:20:08:10	Steve [GM]	So she demands a little bit more detail about
01:20:01:15	01:20:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	So does The Lady feel bad for us?
01:20:08:10	01:20:15:14	Steve [GM]	what happens, which you—now that you’ve convinced her that your victims do
01:20:13:17	01:20:16:26	Dave [Xeros]	I’m blind, man. Like, that’s pretty good.
01:20:17:12	01:20:23:06	Brin [Basil]	She’s like, my disabled friend here is…
01:20:17:26	01:20:18:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, The Plain Man.
01:20:21:02	01:20:24:27	Dave [Xeros]	I got to catch up To my disabled friend He just wandered off Into the city
01:20:22:21	01:20:23:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:20:25:18	01:20:37:10	Steve [GM]	Well, all we need to do is get back that antidote. And everything should be pretty much okay. hey, what do you think the odds are
01:20:37:04	01:20:43:19	Brin [Basil]	I’m like, sit daddy!
01:20:37:10	01:20:40:11	Steve [GM]	that your companions were able to actually save it?
01:20:40:07	01:20:41:09	Chris [TBD]	don’t answer that
01:20:41:19	01:20:43:03	Dave [Xeros]	Roll a D100
01:20:45:05	01:20:45:24	Steve [GM]	Do it.
01:20:45:08	01:20:46:09	Dave [Xeros]	Roll a d100
01:20:45:17	01:20:52:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	okay oh no you guys worked so hard um
01:20:57:19	01:20:59:17	Dave [Xeros]	89% Oh okay
01:21:00:08	01:21:03:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	pretty confident like they are skilled
01:21:00:18	01:21:01:03	Dave [Xeros]	That’s
01:21:01:17	01:21:02:28	Chris [TBD]	that’s a b plus
01:21:08:05	01:21:19:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah i’m confident they can get it in the rare chance that they don’t get it can we make more of this antidote you said it’s really difficult but how do we make
01:21:19:25	01:21:31:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	more the
01:21:20:29	01:21:23:25	Steve [GM]	I think we’d better just hope that they can pull it off.
01:21:25:25	01:21:28:14	Dave [Xeros]	Cut to Basil and Dick
01:21:27:25	01:21:29:13	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:21:30:19	01:21:37:26	Steve [GM]	Down in the sewer. All right, so You’re trying to get the potion out of the ice Right?
01:21:32:09	01:21:41:24	Brin [Basil]	Okay so i’m gonna yell about - and I pulled him out at this point right? We’re sitting on the ledge.
01:21:41:27	01:21:53:15	Chris [TBD]	we don’t i mean how much ice are we talking about which was yep and the potion sticking out of
01:21:43:15	01:21:51:28	Steve [GM]	quote -unquote dry well you created a cube with your spell which would have been i would think
01:21:51:28	01:21:59:29	Steve [GM]	about five feet yeah no it’s off yeah it’s a five foot cube which that’s impressive for our three
01:21:53:15	01:21:56:19	Chris [TBD]	it it’s floating so it’s a five foot cube
01:21:59:29	01:22:06:18	Steve [GM]	foot bunny to be able to get that much ice out but i guess we’ll say that it wasn’t like all the way
01:22:02:25	01:22:04:20	Brin [Basil]	I’m very strong.
01:22:05:25	01:22:14:25	Brin [Basil]	I’m one foot steamy. It’s steamy
01:22:07:10	01:22:08:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	one in our group
01:22:08:25	01:22:10:26	Chris [TBD]	this water has got to be pretty warm
01:22:09:11	01:22:18:03	Dave [Xeros]	can i just meta throw this out check out how big the tube is and find out which one of you
01:22:12:12	01:22:13:21	Chris [TBD]	yeah it’s worse
01:22:18:03	01:22:41:05	Dave [Xeros]	could actually grow to full size inside the tube jeez
01:22:21:06	01:22:26:13	Chris [TBD]	this is what we were intending to do yeah let’s proceed
01:22:21:08	01:22:28:22	Brin [Basil]	Okay, yeah, yeah So let’s uh I’m gonna look around and assess the size
01:22:29:10	01:22:30:13	Steve [GM]	ahead and do the perceptional
01:22:38:09	01:22:40:13	Chris [TBD]	are just not rolling at all
01:22:42:29	01:22:52:26	Brin [Basil]	being one foot tall I’m having a hard time figuring out how big is it
01:22:46:03	01:22:46:28	Chris [TBD]	a nine
01:22:52:26	01:22:59:22	Brin [Basil]	Alright, but like originally I’m only three feet.
01:22:53:05	01:22:55:04	Steve [GM]	there’s plenty of space. Probably
01:22:59:01	01:23:00:03	Chris [TBD]	right
01:23:01:28	01:23:07:27	Steve [GM]	scale is probably already a little bit weird It seems downright spacious
01:23:06:02	01:23:06:18	Brin [Basil]	Alright.
01:23:10:05	01:23:20:07	Brin [Basil]	Alright! Fine I will take a swig of the antidote I’ll-I’m gonna get some on my fur and lick it That’s right
01:23:14:10	01:23:19:03	Chris [TBD]	you’re going to pick me up by my cape
01:23:20:14	01:23:22:05	Steve [GM]	him off Alright
01:23:20:24	01:23:39:06	Chris [TBD]	little Alice
01:23:24:13	01:23:32:11	Brin [Basil]	Stop talking Okay, I’m going to take the cork off Dip my finger in
01:23:34:00	01:23:37:21	Steve [GM]	Just one single little lick Alright
01:23:36:13	01:23:42:11	Brin [Basil]	Yeah. Ew. Oh, this tastes awful.
01:23:39:06	01:23:40:23	Chris [TBD]	in Wonderland moment coming up
01:23:39:20	01:23:40:08	Steve [GM]	yeah
01:23:40:00	01:23:46:20	Dave [Xeros]	mm-hmm well you know it is your hands probably have a little bit of sewage on them
01:23:47:06	01:23:51:10	Chris [TBD]	oh gosh you know you didn’t have to put it in your mouth
01:23:48:20	01:23:49:17	Steve [GM]	hand sanitizer
01:23:54:25	01:23:58:16	Chris [TBD]	I mean when the shrinking goo got on us
01:23:56:12	01:24:00:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	do not the instructions on the bottle say do not ingest
01:24:00:06	01:24:01:20	Brin [Basil]	I just ate pieces!
01:24:02:10	01:24:13:24	Brin [Basil]	Stop talking!
01:24:07:29	01:24:08:19	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:24:13:24	01:24:15:17	Brin [Basil]	Make everything worse!
01:24:14:02	01:24:14:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:24:18:07	01:24:20:02	Brin [Basil]	Gosh, I get stuck down here with pickle take?
01:24:20:24	01:24:23:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:24:25:17	01:24:27:08	Brin [Basil]	Why did I come on this adventure?
01:24:30:02	01:24:31:07	Brin [Basil]	My fur is brown.
01:24:32:13	01:24:33:07	Chris [TBD]	amazing
01:24:34:17	01:24:39:17	Dave [Xeros]	gosh i think steve’s gonna be able to talk for a while
01:24:39:11	01:24:42:07	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:24:44:23	01:24:46:26	Brin [Basil]	Can you please tell me what’s happened to me?
01:24:48:09	01:24:50:26	Chris [TBD]	your tongue grows four times
01:24:49:18	01:24:50:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:24:50:29	01:24:58:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh, don’t say that. So is it like a liquid or is it a dust? Or what is it? Okay.
01:24:57:04	01:25:01:24	Steve [GM]	it’s a liquid go ahead and roll a d100
01:25:02:28	01:25:03:11	Brin [Basil]	Shit!
01:25:07:21	01:25:12:10	Steve [GM]	it’s hilarious to me when I say to roll the response is a swear word
01:25:11:07	01:25:12:26	Chris [TBD]	oh crap
01:25:13:22	01:25:14:25	Brin [Basil]	got 65.
01:25:15:20	01:25:17:22	Steve [GM]	65. Alright, so your tongue
01:25:18:20	01:25:19:05	Brin [Basil]	Nooo!
01:25:21:19	01:25:26:27	Steve [GM]	its normal size So that’s essentially doubling what you have So suddenly you’re like
01:25:28:13	01:25:30:19	Steve [GM]	as your enormous tongue
01:25:29:29	01:25:32:12	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, continue the conversation.
01:25:32:09	01:25:33:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:25:34:07	01:25:35:13	Brin [Basil]	Let’s see if I can do this.
01:25:35:22	01:25:42:11	Steve [GM]	make sure you stay really upright because if you bend over or something your tongue might just start licking the sewage ground and I’m just saying.
01:25:42:14	01:25:46:16	Brin [Basil]	I hate you. I hate me so much.
01:25:47:27	01:25:48:29	Brin [Basil]	You hear me?
01:25:50:14	01:25:51:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	can you understand what she’s saying
01:25:51:25	01:25:53:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:25:54:19	01:25:56:05	Brin [Basil]	And we came with color help!
01:25:59:19	01:26:01:19	Dave [Xeros]	89% has now dropped.
01:26:01:08	01:26:02:26	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:26:04:05	01:26:04:24	Steve [GM]	[laughter]
01:26:04:24	01:26:15:05	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to generously dip my hands into the vial and rub it all over
01:26:05:27	01:26:18:07	Brin [Basil]	No, that
01:26:15:05	01:26:17:22	Chris [TBD]	my body as if it were like sunscreen.
01:26:18:07	01:26:20:29	Brin [Basil]	was the horror right now! You were 7 feet tall!
01:26:20:24	01:26:25:12	Dave [Xeros]	Just your entire body? Oh my gosh! Or just your arms?
01:26:20:29	01:26:31:17	Brin [Basil]	inside a
01:26:22:09	01:26:23:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	it’s too late
01:26:23:29	01:26:25:25	Chris [TBD]	We got covered.
01:26:28:05	01:26:29:03	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:26:28:20	01:26:39:19	Dave [Xeros]	you’re inside a pipe oh my gosh can
01:26:31:25	01:26:34:05	Chris [TBD]	I forgot about that.
01:26:37:09	01:26:38:17	Steve [GM]	Roll a D100.
01:26:38:08	01:26:39:17	Chris [TBD]	Alright, here we go.
01:26:39:19	01:26:41:08	Dave [Xeros]	i just keep walking towards the end
01:26:40:27	01:26:47:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah I think you and I you know what I’m fine this size honestly like it’s really not
01:26:41:13	01:26:43:19	Steve [GM]	Yeah, give me another roll and see if you go in the right direction.
01:26:47:07	01:26:49:14	Brin [Basil]	wait
01:26:47:19	01:26:56:03	Dave [Xeros]	four okay yes
01:26:50:17	01:26:56:22	Steve [GM]	So you keep turning to your right and bump into the other wall but you’re still heading in the wrong way You just hit a wall
01:26:58:29	01:27:01:28	Chris [TBD]	Alright. I rolled an 80.
01:27:03:28	01:27:04:16	Brin [Basil]	wait
01:27:08:01	01:27:19:06	Steve [GM]	so he starts to grow and grow and grow but um he uh neglected to get all the way down to his legs so he’s just got these tiny
01:27:18:02	01:27:29:04	Brin [Basil]	this is
01:27:19:06	01:27:24:23	Steve [GM]	little just cut these tiny little kendall legs as his entire body starts getting bigger and
01:27:24:23	01:27:32:07	Steve [GM]	bigger and bigger. So do an acrobatics check to make sure you don’t so that you don’T fall into
01:27:27:11	01:27:29:16	Chris [TBD]	Ah crap! I skipped leg day.
01:27:29:04	01:27:42:11	Brin [Basil]	the
01:27:32:07	01:27:43:28	Steve [GM]	the water athletics you want to use a zenzu fruit
01:27:34:12	01:27:35:03	Chris [TBD]	Athletics.
01:27:38:13	01:27:40:03	Chris [TBD]	Jeez. Ten!
01:27:41:13	01:27:49:03	Chris [TBD]	This is the worst rolling day I’ve… My gosh, what? I have no Zenzi fruit left.
01:27:45:29	01:27:57:07	Brin [Basil]	no, me too okay so
01:27:48:28	01:27:54:22	Steve [GM]	all right so you start to tip and toward the uh toward the water are you going
01:27:53:27	01:27:55:28	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Can I react
01:27:57:24	01:27:58:04	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
01:27:58:10	01:27:59:10	Steve [GM]	you have a different idea of what you
01:28:01:17	01:28:07:16	Chris [TBD]	I was just gonna try to reach out and grab onto the edge of the ice but that’s okay.
01:28:10:29	01:28:13:20	Steve [GM]	do a sleight of hand see if you can grab
01:28:14:27	01:28:16:00	Chris [TBD]	It’s going to be slippery.
01:28:16:24	01:28:22:10	Brin [Basil]	Shrinky stuff in my satchel So, I’m going to get a little drop of that and rub it on my face.
01:28:23:01	01:28:26:03	Steve [GM]	your tongue You don’t care about Johnny Dantor over here.
01:28:25:02	01:28:25:16	Brin [Basil]	Nope!
01:28:26:01	01:28:27:00	Chris [TBD]	I got a 12.
01:28:26:21	01:28:34:20	Brin [Basil]	Wait, is this- This is single use even though I’m only using? No, I did not. Do I look like I have a sink down here? Damnit!
01:28:35:15	01:28:36:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:28:36:23	01:28:39:13	Brin [Basil]	Gosh! I’m sitting next to an ice cube
01:28:41:00	01:28:42:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m still watching
01:28:43:21	01:28:46:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	on the sewer and I can just
01:28:45:07	01:28:48:23	Brin [Basil]	Thanks for your mage hand Fowclaw you son-
01:28:50:29	01:28:51:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	right? Just like
01:28:53:07	01:28:54:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	watch it.
01:28:53:28	01:28:57:16	Chris [TBD]	your eyes get bigger somehow your eyes get bigger
01:28:55:20	01:28:59:24	Dave [Xeros]	your wings slowly just cover your ears
01:29:00:00	01:29:01:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:29:03:03	01:29:03:12	Steve [GM]	roll
01:29:03:12	01:29:13:15	Brin [Basil]	Okay so what I have in my vial though is only enough for one use. Okay So, let’s see. And I’ve already said what I’m going to do.
01:29:15:02	01:29:23:18	Brin [Basil]	Maybe it’s better if I shrink him again. But it’s kind of too late, huh? Okay. Sorry, tell me what you want to be rolling in.
01:29:25:15	01:29:29:25	Steve [GM]	I think that would just be oh d100 C C
01:29:29:03	01:29:31:08	Brin [Basil]	D100. That’s right. That’s all right for the shrinking.
01:29:35:25	01:29:36:07	Brin [Basil]	52.
01:29:37:16	01:29:38:00	Steve [GM]	so
01:29:39:07	01:29:51:07	Brin [Basil]	So that’s a little bit of math going on here. Yes, I was down to 1 3rd and then I went back up to just… Yeah, okay. This is me referring to my time. Right.
01:29:51:21	01:29:53:11	Steve [GM]	was the what was the tongue roll originally?
01:29:52:22	01:29:54:14	Dave [Xeros]	60 something right
01:29:54:01	01:29:54:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	65
01:29:55:03	01:29:55:15	Brin [Basil]	65.
01:29:56:00	01:30:02:25	Steve [GM]	Okay and then this last one was what okay so it does start to shrink down yeah
01:29:59:11	01:29:59:29	Brin [Basil]	52.
01:30:03:06	01:30:14:08	Steve [GM]	so it’s uh it’s now uh about half again too big but not like falling out of your mouth it’s just it’s it’s like when you’ve had
01:30:11:29	01:30:13:11	Brin [Basil]	That is so gross.
01:30:13:05	01:30:24:29	Chris [TBD]	so just a little drool but the profanities are actually understandable now yeah
01:30:14:08	01:30:17:06	Steve [GM]	too much novocaine and your mouth is just like well
01:30:17:23	01:30:20:03	Brin [Basil]	So I’m drooling a little bit.
01:30:27:15	01:30:28:14	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:30:29:01	01:30:33:10	Brin [Basil]	It smells so bad down here and I hate you.
01:30:34:21	01:30:39:05	Brin [Basil]	Nothing! You’re big now.
01:30:35:00	01:30:35:23	Chris [TBD]	wait
01:30:38:02	01:30:40:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, you’re big again You’re big you’re big
01:30:39:18	01:30:42:03	Chris [TBD]	no duh let’s get out of here
01:30:39:27	01:30:44:09	Steve [GM]	okay were you able to grab on the
01:30:42:17	01:30:43:16	Brin [Basil]	Can?
01:30:44:06	01:30:46:22	Chris [TBD]	No. Okay, so I’m going to pretend I rolled now.
01:30:47:22	01:30:48:21	Chris [TBD]	I got a 12.
01:30:47:23	01:30:48:15	Brin [Basil]	Okay.
01:30:51:09	01:30:57:17	Steve [GM]	that maintaining eye contact as you slowly fall backwards and you land in the water.
01:31:00:25	01:31:06:14	Steve [GM]	You try to straighten up and your butt hits the bottom, but your feet
01:31:07:21	01:31:10:12	Steve [GM]	they’re not quite sure what they can do so they like try to
01:31:12:01	01:31:23:26	Steve [GM]	push you up and the buoyancy of all the poo water that assists your little legs so you’re able to stand fully upright and your head is just
01:31:17:12	01:31:17:20	Brin [Basil]	gosh.
01:31:23:26	01:31:24:11	Steve [GM]	like…
01:31:27:01	01:31:28:09	Steve [GM]	this part of the sewer
01:31:28:07	01:31:31:10	Chris [TBD]	Okay. It’s about four feet tall.
01:31:29:03	01:31:36:15	Brin [Basil]	So basically the suit Yeah. And you’ve made yourself a turd, Raph. This is great.
01:31:33:03	01:31:33:27	Chris [TBD]	Listen here.
01:31:36:05	01:31:38:28	Chris [TBD]	Are we sure this just isn’t rainwater?
01:31:40:06	01:31:47:12	Steve [GM]	you’re quite sure it’s easy to determine the difference going full Jean Valjean in here
01:31:41:16	01:31:42:03	Chris [TBD]	Golly!
01:31:46:28	01:31:55:03	Brin [Basil]	Well now I can’t jump up the sewer with you genius! It’s not moving.
01:31:50:03	01:31:52:09	Chris [TBD]	And we’re drifting further and further, right?
01:31:51:17	01:32:02:22	Steve [GM]	well, you’re large enough that she’s on the lip like the passageway and yeah you’re large enough that you aren’t being
01:31:57:22	01:32:07:26	Dave [Xeros]	yeah you’re like a cork now it is like hitting your chest though and splashing in your face
01:32:02:22	01:32:03:25	Steve [GM]	dishoved by the current
01:32:05:04	01:32:07:08	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to reach out. I’m gonna grab
01:32:07:21	01:32:08:07	Steve [GM]	yeah
01:32:08:14	01:32:09:07	Chris [TBD]	onto Basil.
01:32:10:24	01:32:14:29	Chris [TBD]	I can hold on to it now.
01:32:16:19	01:32:17:02	Chris [TBD]	And
01:32:17:14	01:32:19:18	Steve [GM]	so how do you feel about being grabbed
01:32:19:03	01:32:22:18	Brin [Basil]	What? Yeah. No.
01:32:20:01	01:32:22:12	Chris [TBD]	I just got you by the ears. They’re going to put you up on my shoulder.
01:32:21:03	01:32:23:01	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:32:22:25	01:32:24:20	Steve [GM]	I don’t know that that helped at all.
01:32:27:04	01:32:27:22	Chris [TBD]	Calm down.
01:32:29:22	01:32:31:29	Brin [Basil]	I gotta do that with a muffled…
01:32:31:29	01:32:43:23	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
01:32:33:04	01:32:34:02	Steve [GM]	Oh!
01:32:36:29	01:32:38:09	Steve [GM]	It’s real life.
01:32:38:10	01:32:41:25	Chris [TBD]	And I’m going to attempt to gorilla walk
01:32:44:07	01:32:45:15	Chris [TBD]	back up towards the grate.
01:32:46:15	01:32:50:15	Steve [GM]	Okay, survival check to see if you can figure out which direction you’re even supposed to go.
01:32:51:06	01:32:52:11	Chris [TBD]	There’s only two ways.
01:32:52:12	01:32:53:27	Dave [Xeros]	and then athletics
01:32:53:15	01:32:54:19	Steve [GM]	That’s what you think?
01:32:56:22	01:32:59:07	Chris [TBD]	You said survival? Alright, I’m rolling.
01:33:02:19	01:33:06:12	Brin [Basil]	Oh my god. I can’t be down here with you anymore
01:33:06:17	01:33:07:10	Dave [Xeros]	21
01:33:06:29	01:33:10:17	Steve [GM]	Do you have any idea which direction to go? Survival check.
01:33:10:17	01:33:11:15	Brin [Basil]	I’m going to yell
01:33:12:29	01:33:17:02	Brin [Basil]	for Falclaw You want me to do survival?
01:33:14:23	01:33:15:04	Steve [GM]	Okay.
01:33:17:02	01:33:18:04	Steve [GM]	Still do a survival note.
01:33:17:29	01:33:19:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I’m just watching, yeah.
01:33:21:04	01:33:21:18	Brin [Basil]	Woo!
01:33:23:19	01:33:31:24	Brin [Basil]	Okay, um I’m gonna yell and ask Falcla to poke his head down so we can see which sewer vent go back up
01:33:32:04	01:33:32:13	Steve [GM]	Okay.
01:33:33:22	01:33:36:28	Steve [GM]	I want you to do… Let’s see.
01:33:38:17	01:33:43:05	Steve [GM]	No, it’s not you. I’m just wondering if he can understand you through your tongue problem
01:33:44:05	01:33:46:22	Brin [Basil]	Mostly better It’s mostly better
01:33:46:03	01:33:48:11	Dave [Xeros]	got my tongue pierced
01:33:51:16	01:33:58:11	Steve [GM]	yeah give me an insight check to make sure that you’re able to like you can hear her for sure. Like, you can here the shouting Yeah
01:33:57:15	01:33:58:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	what she wants me to do.
01:34:00:15	01:34:00:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yep.
01:34:02:09	01:34:07:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, it’s like… Hold on. Calculate this really quick here. It’s like a…
01:34:09:06	01:34:13:15	Brin [Basil]	But come on he’s got to be curious enough to like stick his head down Right?
01:34:13:08	01:34:19:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Can I take an action too? Am I curious enough by the noise that I shoot my head down there
01:34:15:02	01:34:15:13	Steve [GM]	Yeah
01:34:20:24	01:34:24:17	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and maybe I don’t see them can I like shout where are you
01:34:28:21	01:34:31:16	Steve [GM]	I’m assuming you’re going to try to stumble a little closer to the end
01:34:32:19	01:34:33:12	Dave [Xeros]	7
01:34:34:17	01:34:35:25	Steve [GM]	7 means that you
01:34:37:03	01:34:44:16	Steve [GM]	turn 180 degrees from where you are and walk back the way that you would you’re like i’m making great progress i didn’t even hit a wall this time
01:34:44:16	01:34:51:24	Steve [GM]	the entire session every roll that he does is just
01:34:55:04	01:34:56:11	Dave [Xeros]	a wall this time I’m good
01:34:56:26	01:35:00:10	Steve [GM]	okay all right um so he puts his head down
01:35:02:15	01:35:07:28	Steve [GM]	and do a perception check to see if you’re able to spot him doing it you both can do
01:35:03:18	01:35:10:23	Brin [Basil]	Yeah, I was going to say because he’s looking for him too.
01:35:12:10	01:35:22:18	Brin [Basil]	We all know he’s gonna roll crap and I got a 22 so we both see him hopefully.
01:35:18:02	01:35:19:17	Chris [TBD]	Perception? I got an 18.
01:35:23:28	01:35:34:11	Steve [GM]	you’re gorilla walking through in the water your hand lands on something solid And as you pull yourself forward
01:35:25:19	01:35:26:15	Chris [TBD]	Thank you.
01:35:34:11	01:35:36:00	Steve [GM]	it comes loose in your hand
01:35:37:27	01:35:39:10	Brin [Basil]	Oh is that cool?
01:35:39:28	01:35:42:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	no you found an item you found
01:35:39:29	01:35:42:11	Chris [TBD]	Is this my adventure?
01:35:42:21	01:35:49:12	Brin [Basil]	oh my gosh in the sewer wait what is that
01:35:45:23	01:35:46:12	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:35:50:14	01:35:52:13	Steve [GM]	see that it’s not Pooh
01:35:53:06	01:35:55:28	Brin [Basil]	is it shiny get back to me
01:35:58:06	01:36:00:29	Chris [TBD]	Apparently, it’s my calling to be here.
01:36:03:18	01:36:04:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	whoa
01:36:04:14	01:36:06:12	Chris [TBD]	Everything happens for a reason.
01:36:06:09	01:36:14:05	Brin [Basil]	you better shut up i swear tablet of
01:36:08:26	01:36:11:05	Chris [TBD]	I find the Tablet of Tablature.
01:36:13:11	01:36:19:19	Chris [TBD]	Once a creature has attuned with the Tablett of Tablature they gain knowledge of the music that holds reality in check.
01:36:19:19	01:36:29:15	Chris [TBD]	They gain access to three bard cantrips of the user’s choice, as well as the following level one bardic spells.
01:36:29:23	01:36:39:04	Chris [TBD]	Charm person comprehend languages detect magic healing words. Nice. The tablet of tablature has three charges that refresh at the dawn each day.
01:36:40:23	01:36:41:14	Chris [TBD]	Amazing.
01:36:42:01	01:36:42:12	Brin [Basil]	sweet
01:36:42:17	01:36:44:07	Steve [GM]	you can essentially multi-class
01:36:44:16	01:36:48:09	Chris [TBD]	Yeah, perfect. That’s great. This is cool. Thank you.
01:36:47:19	01:36:54:12	Steve [GM]	Yes. Your architect
01:36:51:28	01:36:52:19	Chris [TBD]	Well?
01:36:55:25	01:37:02:18	Steve [GM]	wizardly abilities let you instantly understand the value of this particular item.
01:37:02:21	01:37:06:04	Chris [TBD]	Yes. Yes, my Arcana is high.
01:37:06:28	01:37:15:05	Dave [Xeros]	rosetta stone yeah i mean there is two it’s two tablets
01:37:08:19	01:37:11:06	Chris [TBD]	I was thinking more like Commandments
01:37:15:01	01:37:17:03	Brin [Basil]	that’s that’s what foul claw would think
01:37:16:12	01:37:20:04	Chris [TBD]	It’s a tab book Tablet of Tablature That’s awesome
01:37:21:19	01:37:22:12	Steve [GM]	Alright.
01:37:21:28	01:37:24:23	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so we are attempting to come back
01:37:24:19	01:37:26:18	Steve [GM]	You arrive at…
01:37:26:01	01:37:34:27	Chris [TBD]	Falclaw, throw a rope down Wait, Falclaws Throw a rope done please This stinks and I can’t handle Basil anymore Potty mouth
01:37:35:06	01:37:45:12	Brin [Basil]	right right oh and
01:37:38:25	01:37:40:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	think I have a rope with me
01:37:41:04	01:37:52:24	Steve [GM]	Here! I’ve got one right here. Here! Use my rope. You’re welcome. Get that antidote to it. Alright, so you drop the rope it’s only four feet or so
01:37:41:26	01:37:46:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but okay great thank you
01:37:43:12	01:37:43:22	Chris [TBD]	goodness.
01:37:52:24	01:37:54:15	Steve [GM]	So, it lands on his head
01:37:56:08	01:37:58:25	Brin [Basil]	instantly just grab it and crawl up as fast as i can
01:38:00:11	01:38:02:25	Steve [GM]	So, you reach up with one hand
01:38:00:26	01:38:01:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	him
01:38:01:06	01:38:08:20	Brin [Basil]	don’t even use my feet just my really strong arms and go up really fast. And as I’m going, you…
01:38:11:13	01:38:12:12	Steve [GM]	You reach up
01:38:11:19	01:38:13:28	Brin [Basil]	Pickle dick! Sorry!
01:38:15:19	01:38:20:00	Steve [GM]	to like grab a hold of it and pull yourself up once And then you’re out
01:38:21:13	01:38:22:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:38:21:13	01:38:22:02	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:38:22:03	01:38:22:13	Chris [TBD]	I’m there.
01:38:22:16	01:38:24:28	Steve [GM]	It wasn’t very big in the first place
01:38:25:05	01:38:26:26	Chris [TBD]	Okay. Alright.
01:38:26:07	01:38:37:26	Steve [GM]	So, your get out The lady is standing there She’s applauding you She’s so happy As you come out And you look a little Like you know, had your molars removed she’s assuming
01:38:35:01	01:38:36:06	Brin [Basil]	Small one in the face.
01:38:37:01	01:38:53:10	Brin [Basil]	It’s covered
01:38:37:26	01:38:47:12	Steve [GM]	you’re pretty much okay and then the Goliath begins to come out of the ground and he’s just like muscles and like he’s glistening for all the wrong reasons
01:38:43:17	01:38:44:15	Chris [TBD]	Yes.
01:38:48:20	01:38:51:10	Steve [GM]	himself up and then his little legs
01:38:53:10	01:38:54:08	Brin [Basil]	in biofilm?
01:38:54:02	01:38:57:01	Steve [GM]	flop over and she starts to scream.
01:38:59:01	01:39:06:13	Chris [TBD]	I got it.
01:39:00:04	01:39:04:13	Steve [GM]	Oh! You got the antidote did you not? You must have because look at
01:39:05:05	01:39:07:24	Brin [Basil]	Can you show us how to unit it right, please?
01:39:09:03	01:39:09:18	Brin [Basil]	Please.
01:39:09:21	01:39:14:11	Chris [TBD]	You got somewhere we can go that’s safer than your alley
01:39:15:06	01:39:19:02	Steve [GM]	coming Come into my office, please. Into my alchemy lab.
01:39:16:29	01:39:19:21	Chris [TBD]	Who in the world leaves all this product out
01:39:19:13	01:39:20:04	Dave [Xeros]	Eight.
01:39:20:26	01:39:23:05	Brin [Basil]	You wouldn’t happen to have a bath or do.
01:39:24:02	01:39:29:23	Steve [GM]	You bump into another wall. So you’re actually heading closer to where everybody else is now?
01:39:29:27	01:39:34:14	Chris [TBD]	we see him at the end of the hallway where like, okay. Falclone go get
01:39:33:02	01:39:34:13	Steve [GM]	No, you can’t…
01:39:33:13	01:39:34:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	he’ll be fine
01:39:35:06	01:39:35:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:39:37:12	01:39:38:04	Chris [TBD]	He’s alright
01:39:37:20	01:39:40:21	Steve [GM]	It’s kind of you to ask, TBD.
01:39:42:29	01:39:47:01	Steve [GM]	She pulls you into her little alchemic shop here
01:39:48:26	01:40:00:24	Steve [GM]	and she starts she takes the vial of the antidote that you have and thanks you for it because there’s still enough left that she should be able to replicate
01:40:00:24	01:40:06:23	Steve [GM]	however, she’s going to need someone who’s competent at magic uh, to help out
01:40:06:13	01:40:08:25	Dave [Xeros]	Well, he’s out in the alleyway.
01:40:10:15	01:40:12:11	Dave [Xeros]	So it’s up to you guys.
01:40:13:15	01:40:14:21	Chris [TBD]	I got you covered
01:40:17:06	01:40:20:05	Jesse [Foulclaw]	between the two of us
01:40:17:20	01:40:19:16	Brin [Basil]	I was not expecting that.
01:40:19:16	01:40:23:10	Chris [TBD]	I am a wizard
01:40:27:28	01:40:39:20	Chris [TBD]	Alchemist, huh I know
01:40:35:21	01:40:38:29	Steve [GM]	yes I learned from my father
01:40:39:20	01:40:47:19	Chris [TBD]	another alchemist Quite famous one Well, that all depends on who you’re voting for this coming season.
01:40:47:28	01:40:54:19	Steve [GM]	oh political so quickly You definitely are from around here.
01:40:56:07	01:40:59:15	Chris [TBD]	Oh, okay. All right.
01:40:57:15	01:41:00:00	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, that’s true.
01:41:01:17	01:41:07:05	Steve [GM]	Is that how you respond? Oh, yes! I am from around here.
01:41:02:08	01:41:03:05	Brin [Basil]	It’s true.
01:41:02:18	01:41:04:28	Dave [Xeros]	You didn’t mean to do this but you did.
01:41:03:16	01:41:05:13	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:41:03:25	01:41:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:41:05:04	01:41:05:23	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:41:06:12	01:41:07:01	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:41:10:16	01:41:11:23	Steve [GM]	I tease Sonny.
01:41:11:16	01:41:13:24	Chris [TBD]	Do you have any childhood heroes?
01:41:16:14	01:41:19:09	Chris [TBD]	Famous alchemists that you looked up to by any chance?
01:41:22:11	01:41:24:05	Chris [TBD]	What about him? Did he look up to anybody?
01:41:25:05	01:41:27:02	Steve [GM]	Who are you talking about?
01:41:25:13	01:41:31:00	Chris [TBD]	I’m too afraid to drop the name. You know what I mean?
01:41:33:24	01:41:34:14	Brin [Basil]	I’m here.
01:41:35:14	01:41:39:00	Chris [TBD]	You ever heard of a alchemist, famous alchemists named Lashara?
01:41:40:24	01:41:51:02	Steve [GM]	Ashara. I’ve heard whispers about her but I haven’t studied anything that she has. It’d be wonderful if she were able to share some knowledge with us
01:41:46:17	01:41:47:06	Chris [TBD]	Alright we’re good.
01:41:50:17	01:42:01:02	Dave [Xeros]	I was way off.
01:41:51:02	01:41:53:29	Steve [GM]	if she is as powerful and as competent as people have said.
01:41:54:06	01:41:55:19	Chris [TBD]	Hmm. Wasn’t she an…
01:41:55:20	01:41:56:27	Steve [GM]	She was an artificer.
01:41:57:05	01:42:02:11	Chris [TBD]	Artificer. Ah. My bad. I was way off!
01:42:02:17	01:42:03:25	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:42:02:24	01:42:03:14	Brin [Basil]	Please.
01:42:05:17	01:42:06:08	Chris [TBD]	Okay.
01:42:07:18	01:42:11:20	Steve [GM]	But perhaps once we finally get the
01:42:08:08	01:42:09:05	Chris [TBD]	Fix that.
01:42:13:02	01:42:16:28	Steve [GM]	host in power the way that we ought to be, maybe we can open up some trade with
01:42:19:15	01:42:24:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	agreed yes pro host obviously
01:42:21:26	01:42:23:27	Chris [TBD]	Alright how do we get this antidote going?
01:42:25:02	01:42:25:23	Steve [GM]	get rolling!
01:42:25:15	01:42:29:16	Chris [TBD]	I’m just rubbing my giant hands and tiny feet.
01:42:27:11	01:42:34:04	Steve [GM]	Alright. She gets a high chair for you
01:42:35:10	01:42:45:22	Steve [GM]	And then just has to reinforce it with a couple of pieces of wood that she has nearby so it doesn’t break your weight. So there are two magic users
01:42:45:22	01:42:49:02	Steve [GM]	you’re just doing arcana checks
01:42:51:04	01:42:57:16	Steve [GM]	and you can describe how you’re using that ability to help conjure up this potion while you do
01:42:59:09	01:43:06:13	Steve [GM]	take another whack at moving so you keep going kind of
01:43:03:26	01:43:11:02	Dave [Xeros]	hit the wall again oh
01:43:09:12	01:43:12:05	Steve [GM]	You hit the wall in the exact same place
01:43:11:02	01:43:17:14	Dave [Xeros]	okay so when i hit it and smack my face against it
01:43:17:14	01:43:26:08	Dave [Xeros]	actually feel blood that was there previously oh i’ve smelled this before oh it’s my own blood
01:43:19:26	01:43:20:13	Steve [GM]	feels familiar
01:43:28:03	01:43:28:18	Brin [Basil]	the metallic?
01:43:31:18	01:43:38:28	Dave [Xeros]	guys i’m gonna i’m actually gonna try to cast a spell
01:43:32:06	01:43:32:12	Steve [GM]	gonna say
01:43:41:01	01:43:50:29	Dave [Xeros]	um never mind i thought i had a spell but i don’t can’t
01:43:51:24	01:43:53:17	Dave [Xeros]	I can’t charm myself.
01:43:51:26	01:43:55:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I used a fruit, and it didn’t be anything.
01:43:53:11	01:44:00:09	Chris [TBD]	what is wrong with us today Everything we are rolling is so bad.
01:43:55:03	01:44:02:28	Steve [GM]	nor alright so nortle is going to seize you bumping into the same spot again and he comes out
01:44:01:16	01:44:02:09	Chris [TBD]	Nortle, the hero.
01:44:04:25	01:44:05:13	Dave [Xeros]	out of his shell.
01:44:05:09	01:44:16:11	Steve [GM]	he actually comes out of his shell I mean he’s shrunk a little bit he’s okay and he just goes toward you and grabs your hand and says
01:44:16:11	01:44:18:20	Steve [GM]	this way
01:44:19:10	01:44:24:03	Dave [Xeros]	Okay, so are we just going to the tavern? Can we just… I just really need to take a nap.
01:44:24:21	01:44:26:14	Brin [Basil]	just sit on your shell and just arrive?
01:44:27:01	01:44:29:19	Dave [Xeros]	Or can I just take a map on your shell?
01:44:31:02	01:44:32:20	Steve [GM]	is your home
01:44:32:19	01:44:42:29	Dave [Xeros]	Damn straight. Okay. So I am just going to quite literally just… Yeah, I’m riding the turtle and I am going to take an app.
01:44:38:17	01:44:40:14	Steve [GM]	ride the turtle
01:44:42:19	01:44:53:17	Steve [GM]	so, he’s bringing you back to The Antidote not that even had any concept of it
01:44:49:05	01:44:53:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh yeah, I was at 86% anyway. Yeah. Yep.
01:44:53:17	01:44:55:07	Steve [GM]	I saw a rejoicement
01:44:55:03	01:44:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah, I used all my Zenzu fruits to do this.
01:44:57:23	01:44:59:04	Brin [Basil]	Oh my gosh.
01:44:58:17	01:44:59:06	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:45:00:08	01:45:01:10	Dave [Xeros]	they’re gone
01:45:00:14	01:45:05:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	but I rolled to help with the spell
01:45:03:23	01:45:04:13	Chris [TBD]	Hey!
01:45:06:24	01:45:17:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay, so before I roll, I’m going to first use my Tablet of Taplature and I’m gonna detect magic on this vial first
01:45:17:07	01:45:21:05	Chris [TBD]	just so I can get an edge on how to go about using my arcana.
01:45:24:05	01:45:34:07	Chris [TBD]	Okay, now question meta about the tablet of tablature is it a automatic success when I use it or do I need to roll to see if it works?
01:45:34:20	01:45:35:08	Steve [GM]	depends on
01:45:35:15	01:45:37:03	Chris [TBD]	So like detect magic for example
01:45:37:21	01:45:47:09	Steve [GM]	um uh basically you’re able to sense magic
01:45:47:09	01:45:58:26	Steve [GM]	within 30 feet of you and you can kind of tell like there’s an aura around it so it often is like so you can perceive
01:45:58:26	01:46:07:06	Steve [GM]	magical traps or things of that nature um but as far as like requiring a roll or whatever no you just it just works
01:46:05:04	01:46:08:08	Chris [TBD]	Okay, awesome So with advantage thank you
01:46:13:06	01:46:24:03	Chris [TBD]	That’s a 10 plus 6 So 16, yep. And well I mean that successfully hits it but yeah we’re going to go with that because that’s a two so yeah 10 plus 6 16
01:46:24:17	01:46:26:15	Chris [TBD]	for the Econa so I pull out my guitar
01:46:27:24	01:46:29:17	Chris [TBD]	who I have lovingly called
01:46:30:26	01:46:32:15	Chris [TBD]	given the name of Bopadiz
01:46:33:08	01:46:35:23	Brin [Basil]	What’s the size of the guitar? I’m just curious.
01:46:35:22	01:46:37:15	Chris [TBD]	just a standard electric guitar
01:46:37:11	01:46:39:23	Brin [Basil]	I know, but like… You know what I’m saying?
01:46:38:24	01:46:41:28	Chris [TBD]	oh as of right now well it was near my upper half so
01:46:40:26	01:46:42:13	Steve [GM]	ken size
01:46:41:14	01:46:48:19	Brin [Basil]	I just can’t… Please! Oh please! It’s a mandolin! It’s an mandolin’!
01:46:46:05	01:46:47:19	Chris [TBD]	technically I did say rubbed it on
01:46:48:24	01:46:51:17	Steve [GM]	your guitar is fine it’s your legs that we’re worried about
01:46:50:17	01:46:52:05	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:46:50:18	01:46:51:13	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:46:50:24	01:46:52:09	Jesse [Foulclaw]	and
01:46:52:15	01:46:54:23	Brin [Basil]	I just had to…
01:46:52:27	01:47:01:17	Chris [TBD]	i appreciate that and i’m gonna begin strumming a melodic tune that adds a bit of intrigue
01:47:02:02	01:47:09:22	Chris [TBD]	and as i do so uh it begins to uh
01:47:09:22	01:47:20:05	Chris [TBD]	enhance the uh what’s it called file right it beginsと enhance the vial and the substance in the vile begins to react to the enhancement of the vial.
01:47:20:22	01:47:28:00	Steve [GM]	great um the host lady whose name is blossom she introduces herself as blossom and if you
01:47:31:13	01:47:33:21	Dave [Xeros]	the 80s television show
01:47:35:02	01:47:36:14	Chris [TBD]	Is that what she sounded like?
01:47:35:17	01:47:42:02	Steve [GM]	she joins in and uh together
01:47:35:29	01:47:37:02	Dave [Xeros]	no
01:47:37:21	01:47:38:13	Chris [TBD]	Okay, I was wondering.
01:47:42:02	01:47:51:15	Steve [GM]	the three of you are able to create a duplication spell that allows you to take the amount that she has and double it.
01:47:53:08	01:48:05:02	Steve [GM]	It drains what resources she has left, but it’s enough so that she can undo everything. But because you used your magical abilities,
01:48:05:02	01:48:16:07	Steve [GM]	it’s not 100 pure so as you are um slowly you grow back to your full 100 normal size
01:48:16:07	01:48:24:19	Steve [GM]	your legs can actually come out normal uh eros you have no idea you’re asleep and
01:48:24:19	01:48:28:25	Steve [GM]	you have these dreams of beautiful women massaging you all over the place but really
01:48:28:25	01:48:42:11	Steve [GM]	it’s just torn nortal slowly pathetically yep
01:48:31:01	01:48:31:20	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:48:32:10	01:49:01:02	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Part of me
01:48:34:13	01:48:42:05	Dave [Xeros]	every once in a while i say something really really bad just to you know talking in my sleep
01:48:42:11	01:48:48:00	Steve [GM]	uh foul claw you get it back in your feathers and
01:48:42:11	01:48:43:10	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh!
01:48:48:00	01:48:58:06	Steve [GM]	then you grow to your normal size and um you feel less adorable but you feel more honest because you’ve learned something.
01:48:55:19	01:48:55:28	Dave [Xeros]	bad
01:48:56:09	01:48:57:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:48:58:04	01:49:00:11	Dave [Xeros]	i think we’ve learned something today
01:49:01:02	01:49:05:04	Jesse [Foulclaw]	really wants to stay the size that I am. I’m a little upset by this, actually.
01:49:04:17	01:49:07:28	Dave [Xeros]	well go pick up some of the goo outside and you can always shrink again
01:49:07:27	01:49:08:12	Steve [GM]	Hold on.
01:49:08:09	01:49:10:12	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Oh yeah, but this isn’t over
01:49:09:17	01:49:18:23	Steve [GM]	And then Basil, your tongue is back to normal proportion as are you complete with all of your anger issues.
01:49:20:10	01:49:21:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	proportional to your issues.
01:49:21:13	01:49:24:11	Steve [GM]	The proportional anchor of a rabbit’s
01:49:21:23	01:49:22:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:22:24	01:49:28:19	Dave [Xeros]	just you just have a good yosemite sam like vibe about you so
01:49:23:29	01:49:25:08	Jesse [Foulclaw]	[laughter]
01:49:28:12	01:49:31:03	Steve [GM]	Right the frickin’ dagger! Rabbit!
01:49:34:05	01:49:37:04	Steve [GM]	Alright, so from now on
01:49:38:15	01:49:42:10	Steve [GM]	whenever you get a nat one or two,
01:49:44:19	01:49:48:01	Steve [GM]	you shrink back to that size that you were.
01:49:53:04	01:50:04:10	Dave [Xeros]	yes yeah if we have to stick you in like a lock or something no
01:49:53:29	01:49:57:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	This could be to our advantage though. We might have to sneak in somewhere.
01:49:55:21	01:49:57:21	Brin [Basil]	Wait, are you being… You’re being serious?
01:49:59:20	01:50:03:07	Chris [TBD]	You misunderstand. Only my legs are going to shrink.
01:50:01:14	01:50:01:17	Steve [GM]	Yeah.
01:50:04:08	01:50:06:22	Chris [TBD]	Oh the original thing Okay, okay, good
01:50:05:19	01:50:07:07	Steve [GM]	Yeah, yeah, your original size.
01:50:07:18	01:50:10:15	Brin [Basil]	So if we need… Oh no. You can’t get through a keyhole.
01:50:11:23	01:50:13:04	Chris [TBD]	Depends on the size of the door
01:50:12:13	01:50:22:17	Steve [GM]	So if you get critical failure for any role that you’re doing, basically it’s like the stress of the situation or, you know, that failure triggers a response in you
01:50:22:17	01:50:29:04	Steve [GM]	that makes you drop down to your previous. So if you didn’t write down what your percentage was,
01:50:29:20	01:50:30:01	Chris [TBD]	remember
01:50:31:14	01:50:41:09	Steve [GM]	you’ll want to make a note of it anytime you get, yeah, a one or a two and that’s unmodified.
01:50:33:04	01:50:34:10	Chris [TBD]	You said one or two?
01:50:41:16	01:50:46:17	Steve [GM]	So like if you get one or two, even if you have bonuses or whatever, like you rolled that number so you become…
01:50:41:16	01:50:42:26	Chris [TBD]	On that, one or two.
01:50:46:15	01:50:46:22	Chris [TBD]	Yeah.
01:50:46:21	01:50:58:12	Steve [GM]	um if uh if you fail something um not every time but sometime i might ask you to also do
01:50:58:12	01:51:03:07	Steve [GM]	a constitution check which is like your resistance to the spell triggering again unless
01:51:03:28	01:51:10:28	Steve [GM]	you’re comfortable drinking down so if you get like a 10 to a 12 or 13 then there might be a
01:51:11:25	01:51:20:18	Dave [Xeros]	yes do all of the penalties associated with what you explained to us originally all take place too so like okay so i just i lose five percent movement
01:51:19:24	01:51:27:19	Steve [GM]	um and uh if
01:51:27:19	01:51:32:26	Steve [GM]	you uh concentrate really hard and roll really
01:51:32:26	01:51:43:25	Steve [GM]	well um we’re saying like 19 or 20 then you can reduce your size up to like or down to
01:51:43:25	01:51:54:29	Steve [GM]	that limit so you can control it. Does that make sense? So, like, you can try to just concentrate on shrinking down and if you do well enough
01:51:54:29	01:52:03:22	Steve [GM]	then you’ll be able to control how far down you shrink up to your shrunken
01:52:03:29	01:52:14:19	Chris [TBD]	So you’re saying if we ever wanted to on purpose shrink we could concentrate roll to see if we’re successful a certain amount.
01:52:16:19	01:52:22:20	Brin [Basil]	So basically the higher number, you have the most advantage because you have the most control.
01:52:17:11	01:52:18:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yes!
01:52:21:14	01:52:22:07	Chris [TBD]	I do.
01:52:23:01	01:52:32:21	Dave [Xeros]	it’s basically like the enlarged reduce spell correct okay yeah let’s just make a note of that so all the effects of the enlarge reduced spell would take effect is just
01:52:27:05	01:52:28:13	Brin [Basil]	Cool! I like it.
01:52:32:21	01:52:48:04	Dave [Xeros]	a little bit more haphazard yes that’s
01:52:36:13	01:52:42:00	Steve [GM]	And there’s always that possibility by failing You fail too hard
01:52:43:25	01:52:44:07	Chris [TBD]	forever?
01:52:44:28	01:52:51:23	Steve [GM]	no um thank you that’s every time yeah you just reduce
01:52:49:28	01:52:54:24	Chris [TBD]	Just keep shrinking to the size of an atom and beyond?
01:52:50:16	01:52:51:26	Jesse [Foulclaw]	He’s just gone.
01:52:55:17	01:53:05:24	Steve [GM]	now if you um those so from now on if you shrink against your will it lasts for an hour or if
01:52:55:27	01:52:56:25	Dave [Xeros]	into the quantum realm
01:53:05:24	01:53:12:09	Steve [GM]	do a constitution saving throw they can you can like kind of talk yourself back to normal size
01:53:12:17	01:53:12:28	Chris [TBD]	Amazing.
01:53:14:12	01:53:15:29	Jesse [Foulclaw]	thoughts or something? Okay.
01:53:16:19	01:53:20:22	Steve [GM]	you have a little bit of control over it now but there is always the chance that
01:53:24:26	01:53:28:16	Steve [GM]	like you’re trying to bluff your way past the guards and suddenly
01:53:29:26	01:53:32:08	Steve [GM]	drop down one foot bunny
01:53:33:09	01:53:35:03	Brin [Basil]	Am I cuter?
01:53:34:03	01:53:39:11	Dave [Xeros]	yeah the it you’re using your intimidation check and all of a sudden it’s like
01:53:38:01	01:53:38:11	Brin [Basil]	No.
01:53:38:17	01:53:39:25	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha ha!
01:53:40:15	01:53:41:22	Brin [Basil]	Am I curter?
01:53:43:10	01:53:44:03	Chris [TBD]	Ha ha-ha!
01:53:44:14	01:53:46:13	Dave [Xeros]	this did not work
01:53:47:11	01:53:55:04	Steve [GM]	so uh you’re uh as you on your way out oh
01:53:53:28	01:53:54:18	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Wait.
01:53:56:04	01:54:04:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Um… I’m going to first try and reconcile with Blossom. And apologize for lying to her, still feel really bad about it.
01:54:04:20	01:54:05:06	Chris [TBD]	Good idea.
01:54:06:13	01:54:07:03	Brin [Basil]	Conversion.
01:54:07:06	01:54:18:13	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And I’m gonna tell her… I learned a lot today. I’m gong to tell her one
01:54:13:21	01:54:17:04	Chris [TBD]	I’m going to think about what I’ve done. I’m gonna go sit in the corner.
01:54:15:11	01:54:15:29	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:54:18:13	01:54:30:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	of the reasons that we were so on guard and then we had to lie to her is because we’re actually from the ground.
01:54:19:02	01:54:21:01	Brin [Basil]	I haven’t turned out by an interview.
01:54:30:26	01:54:41:25	Jesse [Foulclaw]	And we are here looking for a friend who has been potentially taken, but we’re very
01:54:38:01	01:54:38:17	Chris [TBD]	Missing.
01:54:41:25	01:54:44:01	Jesse [Foulclaw]	familiar with this place obviously and
01:54:45:26	01:54:47:28	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we seriously need some help.
01:54:49:16	01:54:56:13	Steve [GM]	that yeah um she she definitely appreciates your honesty with her Yep.
01:54:49:22	01:54:50:10	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Yeah.
01:54:55:03	01:54:55:19	Chris [TBD]	Finally!
01:54:57:14	01:54:58:24	Steve [GM]	She noticed that too.
01:54:59:11	01:55:03:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Is this one of those Scott Pilgrim moments? Like The power of self-respect!
01:55:03:25	01:55:05:04	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:55:05:22	01:55:07:03	Jesse [Foulclaw]	Sweet. Level up
01:55:06:09	01:55:07:05	Chris [TBD]	Plus one!
01:55:07:02	01:55:10:21	Steve [GM]	Mega Foulclaw walks in, turns out you have a lot in common.
01:55:07:29	01:55:09:18	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:55:11:20	01:55:12:21	Jesse [Foulclaw]	you should talk to
01:55:13:03	01:55:14:23	Dave [Xeros]	we’re gonna go get coffee next week
01:55:14:08	01:55:16:08	Steve [GM]	That’s my absolute favorite part of
01:55:14:16	01:55:16:16	Chris [TBD]	Hey, he’s a pretty good guy.
01:55:18:06	01:55:20:15	Steve [GM]	Yeah so she tells you she
01:55:24:05	01:55:25:11	Jesse [Foulclaw]	we’re growing again
01:55:25:09	01:55:25:28	Steve [GM]	Wait
01:55:28:05	01:55:28:24	Chris [TBD]	[laughter]
01:55:30:11	01:55:32:03	Steve [GM]	Actually that kind of works
01:55:31:25	01:55:43:13	Chris [TBD]	That’s kind of a fun way to do it yeah you’re this big the power of computational control
01:55:34:18	01:55:45:03	Steve [GM]	Wow I figured it out right at the wrong time perfect uh all
01:55:38:03	01:55:39:29	Dave [Xeros]	Steve learned something today too
01:55:45:03	01:55:55:02	Steve [GM]	right so yeah zooming out to the city itself all right all right
01:55:55:02	01:56:03:28	Steve [GM]	have i um if i told you what all of the remaining spots on this map are
01:56:04:04	01:56:14:05	Steve [GM]	yeah for the okay so uh she she knows more about the city and so she can tell you about the high spire so
01:56:04:19	01:56:05:08	Dave [Xeros]	at the top no
01:56:05:08	01:56:24:13	Dave [Xeros]	they like alliteration
01:56:14:05	01:56:21:17	Steve [GM]	this L here is called Mademoiselle Merrill’s Multitudinous Milliner Menagerie
01:56:24:13	01:56:33:05	Dave [Xeros]	here don’t they we elicit
01:56:27:28	01:56:30:09	Steve [GM]	a mark of intelligence
01:56:33:05	01:56:47:27	Dave [Xeros]	intelligence oh oh
01:56:36:04	01:56:46:11	Steve [GM]	the reason they have Montebanks mill right over here and this spot here with Jay is the finery in winery
01:56:50:22	01:56:51:18	Steve [GM]	oh
01:56:57:19	01:57:01:01	Brin [Basil]	What was the winery called again? oh
01:57:00:14	01:57:00:24	Dave [Xeros]	winery
01:57:02:15	01:57:05:03	Chris [TBD]	there any chance you could just email us all these
01:57:06:20	01:57:17:09	Chris [TBD]	go ahead and explain them for the podcast of course but for our sake just send us a brief description of each one of the letters I mean,
01:57:17:15	01:57:19:15	Chris [TBD]	I’m way past that point right now.
01:57:18:27	01:57:21:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I love note taking actually
01:57:22:17	01:57:25:18	Chris [TBD]	If you’re taking the notes then we’re good.
01:57:25:05	01:57:36:10	Steve [GM]	send it it’s fine um all right and the parliamentary chambers which is already on map that is this section um so the uh and you’re already of course aware
01:57:25:23	01:57:26:22	Jesse [Foulclaw]	yeah, I’ve got them
01:57:36:10	01:57:38:17	Steve [GM]	of the ascendance library that’s kind of what your
01:57:40:16	01:57:42:07	Steve [GM]	she mentions to you
01:57:43:09	01:57:53:17	Steve [GM]	um she doesn’t have any information about your friend but the library is where a lot of that kind of stuff might be found and if you can’t find
01:57:53:17	01:58:00:02	Steve [GM]	it there um you know the members of parliament are really well connected and so there could
01:58:00:02	01:58:09:22	Steve [GM]	something to find in there she also points out that the finery and winery is like a chop house so it’s like a restaurant
01:58:11:26	01:58:22:07	Steve [GM]	that’s fairly expensive but has some really good food. The Montebanks Mill, I mean the Montebank is like a doctor you get too many
01:58:22:07	01:58:31:13	Steve [GM]	owies perhaps that’s not a place you could go and I don’t think there needs to be any explanation as to what the Mademoiselle Merrill Multitudinous Milliner Menagerie would be
01:58:31:13	01:58:34:11	Steve [GM]	It’s all right there in the title
01:58:32:17	01:58:33:24	Jesse [Foulclaw]	self-explanatory
01:58:35:00	01:58:36:27	Dave [Xeros]	it’s a milliner’s menagerie
01:58:36:23	01:58:37:10	Steve [GM]	Yeah
01:58:42:08	01:58:43:25	Steve [GM]	You buy hats
01:58:43:08	01:58:51:07	Jesse [Foulclaw]	I think it’s a market maybe or a movie theater
01:58:46:16	01:58:47:08	Dave [Xeros]	yeah
01:58:46:24	01:58:53:25	Steve [GM]	yeah i it’s like a super upscale place for clothing
01:58:48:17	01:58:49:21	Chris [TBD]	A menagerie?
01:58:52:28	01:58:57:28	Brin [Basil]	every time I try to type it in my phone autocorrects the monastery like well nah let me type
01:58:59:08	01:59:10:10	Steve [GM]	all right so uh yeah and i i’ll i can send it yeah um but uh the thing that she says
01:59:02:27	01:59:04:07	Chris [TBD]	That would be very helpful.
01:59:10:10	01:59:14:28	Steve [GM]	because you mentioned oh yeah at the library yeah we were trying to try to get in she said well
01:59:14:28	01:59:26:14	Steve [GM]	there is um there is perhaps a way if you talk to trugar i’m sorry turgar uh over here in his
01:59:26:14	01:59:35:09	Steve [GM]	theater he’s the one who would be able to get like forged documents or you know some of these ideas
01:59:35:09	01:59:44:11	Steve [GM]	that you assuming you’re not talking to the wrong guard might be well the one that wakes up the one that wakes up my
01:59:39:21	01:59:42:17	Dave [Xeros]	well we did throw him off the side
01:59:42:07	01:59:43:10	Chris [TBD]	He’s fine!
01:59:44:13	01:59:45:03	Chris [TBD]	He’s fine.
01:59:45:13	01:59:46:21	Brin [Basil]	[laughter]
01:59:46:01	01:59:47:17	Steve [GM]	who knows maybe
01:59:47:04	01:59:52:25	Dave [Xeros]	he’s still traveling up yeah, he probably hit the atmosphere and is suffocating right now
01:59:49:07	01:59:49:25	Steve [GM]	perhaps
01:59:52:13	01:59:54:03	Chris [TBD]	What goes up must come down.
01:59:54:22	02:00:05:23	Steve [GM]	very end of the game boom that no that’s that’s how uh jaykins is gonna die guys i’m here and then
01:59:57:04	01:59:58:16	Chris [TBD]	That’s what I’m hoping for.
02:00:03:21	02:00:04:23	Dave [Xeros]	yeah, that’s right
02:00:05:23	02:00:08:13	Steve [GM]	body lands on top and that’s all she dies
02:00:08:29	02:00:13:17	Chris [TBD]	Perfect. I will, I will use that perfect. That’s great.
02:00:10:03	02:00:11:11	Steve [GM]	cut that part out
02:00:14:03	02:00:24:04	Steve [GM]	alright so uh yeah um um she bids you farewell and uh you have an uneventful trip to the blaggardson where
02:00:24:04	02:00:31:10	Steve [GM]	you’re able to at last all of you lie down for a long rest so that your hp recharges
02:00:31:10	02:00:38:22	Steve [GM]	and your spell slots right uh yeah they do send you to uh the sty to get cleaned up because
02:00:31:16	02:00:33:04	Chris [TBD]	Can I take a shower please?
02:00:38:22	02:00:44:26	Steve [GM]	you smell better bathing in the pig water the big trough water than you did at the time yeah
02:00:44:15	02:00:46:11	Dave [Xeros]	Then you can take a real shower.
02:00:46:06	02:00:48:24	Steve [GM]	but you know I think rabbits
02:00:46:16	02:00:47:17	Chris [TBD]	Step by step.
02:00:47:04	02:00:48:07	Brin [Basil]	level one.
02:00:50:17	02:00:51:19	Dave [Xeros]	Oh, yeah.
02:00:50:26	02:00:51:21	Chris [TBD]	Oh gosh!
02:00:59:09	02:01:02:02	Brin [Basil]	I’m almost done. Why is it still brown?
02:01:02:26	02:01:07:27	Dave [Xeros]	Eight hours later…
02:01:04:26	02:01:06:09	Steve [GM]	alright so
02:01:08:27	02:01:13:28	Brin [Basil]	And my tongue was the same size that when I took Canada
02:01:15:07	02:01:19:05	Steve [GM]	that ends the incredible shrinking subplot

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