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Steve as GM · Brin as Basil · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw

Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 1995 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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00:00:01:0500:00:03:13Steve [GM]All right, welcome to the next.
00:00:03:0400:00:09:22Chris [TBD]Dungeons and Dragons, Satan’s game. Your children are part of the occult.
00:00:10:2600:00:13:10Dave [Xeros]Oh, man. We’re jumping just straight back to the eighties.
00:00:15:1600:00:18:16Chris [TBD]No that’s right 80s. The 70s-80s.
00:00:19:2800:00:21:10Chris [TBD]We’re the cheetah!
00:00:22:1400:00:32:17Brin [Basil]I’m sure that nobody
00:00:24:1900:00:25:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:00:27:0100:00:38:25Chris [TBD]I’m sure that’s been overdone. Nobody knows this reference.
00:00:29:0200:00:40:29Steve [GM]When I taught my D&D class I said like oh you’re gonna attack the darkness and they’re like wait you don’t know so i literally had to pull up the YouTube videos
00:00:40:2900:00:45:07Steve [GM]I was like, all right, children. Be educated. Show them that.
00:00:44:1100:00:48:13Chris [TBD]I think Jesse needs to be educated. It’s this thing right here.
00:00:46:1800:00:52:15Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t know what you’re talking about. I graduated high school last year, sorry, I don’t remember.
00:00:47:2600:00:51:04Steve [GM]But you’re not taking a class?
00:00:51:0600:00:51:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:00:57:2300:00:58:07Dave [Xeros]It’s great.
00:01:01:0100:01:12:01Steve [GM]Last time we were together We had an incredibly uplifting experience Getting from the ground of Creus
00:01:12:0100:01:13:24Steve [GM]Up to Levatorum
00:01:15:1600:01:26:22Steve [GM]One thing that I have struggled with As I’ve made my notes is i can never remember what i named this city in like their own tongue and i gave a misspelling
00:01:26:2200:01:35:01Steve [GM]so this is a retcon for all you listeners out there those many many yeah yeah
00:01:30:2900:01:36:02Chris [TBD]you got us yeah thank you dave that’s exactly what i was going to say
00:01:32:1100:01:33:12Dave [Xeros]to use your orb.
00:01:34:2000:01:35:25Brin [Basil]Use your orb.
00:01:35:0100:01:43:27Steve [GM]yeah i hope i get another one uh my my heart -shaped orb
00:01:40:1900:01:41:11Dave [Xeros]have to find one.
00:01:46:0200:01:55:27Steve [GM]uh and i i kept spelling i spelled it the wrong way it is um actually spelled c-i-d oh i just did it again
00:01:57:0500:02:08:22Steve [GM]c-a-n-e-d-e uh it’s pronounced synodic look i’m part of the spell check generation two okay in fact if wrong on the whiteboard
00:01:58:2000:02:01:09Jesse [Foulclaw]What subject do you teach again? What, do you…
00:02:00:2900:02:02:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:02:08:2200:02:12:09Steve [GM]I just take a red marker and do squigglies underneath it and move on with my life
00:02:10:2500:02:17:28Chris [TBD]yes excellent scene a
00:02:12:0500:02:13:04Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:02:12:2800:02:15:10Dave [Xeros]You said C-I-N-E-D-E?
00:02:16:1000:02:18:19Dave [Xeros]Okay. See you in a day.
00:02:16:1900:02:17:05Steve [GM]synode
00:02:22:0900:02:24:06Jesse [Foulclaw]Sinoday keeps the doctor away?
00:02:22:2900:02:30:04Steve [GM]Cinedae. Yeah, it’s definitely inspired by Eros, like the
00:02:30:0400:02:37:02Steve [GM]god of eroticism. Not that guy. Don’t get those confused even if they have very similar MO.
00:02:32:1900:02:35:19Brin [Basil]Oh, I was like Dang, you really
00:02:37:0200:02:45:28Steve [GM]I’m not giving you golden apples and that’s going to be my classical illusion for now.
00:02:42:1400:02:44:09Dave [Xeros]hey no it’s fine
00:02:47:0800:02:52:08Steve [GM]okay um so we uh uplifted into scene today
00:02:52:0800:03:01:13Steve [GM]and upon arrival our ever zealous missionary decided to hit up one of the
00:03:04:1600:03:09:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m still at the university. This is sort of an internship, yeah.
00:03:11:0800:03:13:08Steve [GM]religious study abroad
00:03:13:1800:03:19:18Dave [Xeros]i’ll let you study abroad there’s uh probably a lot of broads you can study up here actually
00:03:21:2400:03:25:26Steve [GM]And we have We bumped into
00:03:27:0800:03:30:11Steve [GM]An owl in The conversation didn’t go well
00:03:31:0600:03:32:24Dave [Xeros]up really drunk though from what I understand
00:03:32:1700:03:40:06Steve [GM]He got the Vulcan neck And his corpse was His unconscious body Was dragged and
00:03:34:0700:03:37:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:03:35:2500:03:37:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:03:37:1200:03:38:06Brin [Basil]You’re welcome
00:03:38:0900:03:47:00Dave [Xeros]so um TBD actually wanted to chuck him off the side just because he was going to hit
00:03:41:1400:03:42:25Steve [GM]Doused in alcohol
00:03:47:0000:03:53:28Dave [Xeros]the um the veil tear and just kind of bounce back and forth but he needed to have like rocks
00:03:50:0000:03:53:25Steve [GM]If you Shove the rocks
00:03:52:2300:03:53:29Jesse [Foulclaw]But how was that?
00:03:55:2100:04:05:11Chris [TBD]No, because when we pushed something down in it It kind of did that whole bounce thing Well, we don’t know unless We try
00:04:01:1300:04:02:23Dave [Xeros]it was a rock the rock is
00:04:06:2900:04:13:08Brin [Basil]If he wasn’t unconscious.
00:04:09:1700:04:12:10Dave [Xeros]He could have flown if he woke up.
00:04:12:0800:04:15:08Steve [GM]If he woke up, I think is kind of…
00:04:13:0200:04:14:22Jesse [Foulclaw]If he woke up…
00:04:14:1400:04:15:12Dave [Xeros]It’s a big F.
00:04:15:0300:04:16:19Chris [TBD]Their bones are hollow
00:04:18:1200:04:20:19Steve [GM]There’s enough feathers he probably bounces.
00:04:22:1100:04:26:17Dave [Xeros]we need to throw as many things off the side as possible because you never know when they’re going to come back.
00:04:26:0000:04:30:09Chris [TBD]Everyone stop All we’re doing today is throwing stuff off the side
00:04:31:0100:04:36:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Are we conducting research? Isn’t that what she sent us here to do? Yeah.
00:04:31:0400:04:32:15Dave [Xeros]Just go back to the docks.
00:04:36:2400:04:37:07Brin [Basil]Contact me.
00:04:37:0100:04:40:24Dave [Xeros]You’re just finding what happens when you throw things into the Veil Terror.
00:04:40:1500:04:41:09Steve [GM]That’s right.
00:04:41:0000:04:44:06Chris [TBD]Poor Steve, I prepared this entire thing.
00:04:43:0100:04:48:05Dave [Xeros]Nortle is just taking notes very slowly with the quill pen
00:04:47:1100:04:49:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:04:47:2800:04:58:13Steve [GM]The filling out in triplicate is still one of my favorite mental images this will help the team
00:04:54:0400:04:55:16Brin [Basil]Him signing waivers.
00:04:56:1700:05:07:07Brin [Basil]And when
00:05:01:1900:05:03:18Dave [Xeros]I’m here to help
00:05:05:1600:05:15:05Steve [GM]we found Digby Blatherington he was my totally on point Hank Hill impersonation
00:05:14:1700:05:16:20Dave [Xeros]the wispy Acemere
00:05:16:2600:05:28:08Chris [TBD]Tried to sell us some propane in the city of Sinoday?
00:05:19:2600:05:30:26Steve [GM]and explained how uh kind of a little bit how the city works and uh pointed at i’ve seen today um and
00:05:31:2700:05:40:01Steve [GM]pointed out some of the areas in the lower gate section saying the high spire that is for like
00:05:40:0100:05:50:11Steve [GM]the rich people and there wasn’t a whole lot of explanation of that um and so you all decided to go exactly where I knew you would go first, which
00:05:49:1100:05:52:23Dave [Xeros]Gimp the M’s Pemptorium
00:05:50:1100:05:54:13Steve [GM]was Pimporium.
00:05:56:2200:06:01:28Steve [GM]And you met Gimp the Imp who is musically inclined and
00:06:03:1300:06:04:04Dave [Xeros]that guy
00:06:05:0100:06:07:06Steve [GM]Arrow’s got some new pants
00:06:09:0200:06:10:22Dave [Xeros]apparently with the cargo
00:06:12:2100:06:16:16Chris [TBD]That was so good. I forgot about that.
00:06:12:2800:06:15:08Steve [GM]cargo of all pockets
00:06:14:0200:06:15:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:06:14:1200:06:15:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:06:16:1800:06:22:04Dave [Xeros]But it’s okay because the illusion still makes them look like skinny jeans, just if you have true sight
00:06:22:0900:06:29:00Steve [GM]And you can see how horribly you’re a person of Walmart fashion.
00:06:23:0600:06:24:01Jesse [Foulclaw]We know.
00:06:24:0700:06:28:11Dave [Xeros]can see the cargo pants Yeah
00:06:27:1000:06:29:20Jesse [Foulclaw]the skinny cargo pants
00:06:31:2100:06:32:20Chris [TBD]So good.
00:06:33:1400:06:37:01Dave [Xeros]If they’re bags of holding they have cargo jeans
00:06:36:2600:06:47:11Steve [GM]Yeah, that’s the… After an attempt to do a polyrhythmic jam session with TBD who only knows four for a time
00:06:47:0300:06:49:19Chris [TBD]I just rolled bad, guys, okay?
00:06:51:0300:06:55:11Jesse [Foulclaw]4x4 is class don’t let him get to you it’s foundational
00:06:52:1600:06:54:05Brin [Basil]that’s right
00:06:53:1900:06:58:20Steve [GM]I was this close to coming up with a metronome of monotony or something.
00:06:59:2800:07:07:19Chris [TBD]Your jazz is just a series of mistakes disguised as musical composition, okay.
00:07:09:0300:07:17:18Dave [Xeros]if you can only play in 4-4 time they’re going to keep on getting more and more suspicious of us so like you’re going around saying I’m a rock star
00:07:13:2900:07:15:14Steve [GM]The only…
00:07:18:2600:07:21:11Dave [Xeros]that’s probably the worst lie that you can throw out there
00:07:21:2000:07:24:26Chris [TBD]Listen here, guys. Don’t put this on me.
00:07:28:0500:07:39:22Steve [GM]Then the next step was to see what information you could glean at the Knight’s Brawler from a guy named Riker. Rikor? Rikkor.
00:07:40:1500:07:49:19Steve [GM]and he was spoken with my on-point impeccable French accent with croissant as my keyword to get into.
00:07:50:2400:07:52:24Steve [GM]Yeah, Rykor Broadbelt.
00:07:51:1300:07:55:08Dave [Xeros]our rogue is off eating a croissant right now
00:07:55:2300:08:05:27Steve [GM]Yes, and that leads us to kind of the end of the… So well we’ve got a quick recap We had an incredible fight and the whole idea was to make the fight
00:08:05:2700:08:14:08Steve [GM]as entertaining as possible so we had minor illusions of every action being interpreted through a veil of anime violence.
00:08:14:0400:08:14:18Dave [Xeros]yep
00:08:15:2100:08:27:12Steve [GM]We had the Devil Goes Down to Georgia sonata almost being played like perpetually by the violin then we had a rabbit essentially slice the legs off
00:08:27:1200:08:35:28Steve [GM]of a spider and then pummel it to gushy pieces against a pillar with electric guitar solos in 4-4 time
00:08:36:2100:08:38:02Brin [Basil]But nobody noticed.
00:08:37:0700:08:41:01Steve [GM]but actual electricity like lightning was going around.
00:08:38:1900:08:44:22Jesse [Foulclaw]hey his greatest hit is in 4-4 time okay like the people love 4-5
00:08:43:0800:08:43:28Dave [Xeros]his fingers
00:08:47:0300:08:48:08Chris [TBD]it’s reliable,
00:08:50:2500:08:57:24Dave [Xeros]across the frets that instead of starting things on fire, it turned to ice that’s what you did
00:08:57:0500:09:00:14Chris [TBD]I did do that actually, well you listened to it
00:08:59:2800:09:02:29Dave [Xeros]I did I listened to it not less than two hours
00:09:04:1500:09:06:14Chris [TBD]They move so fast they turn to ice.
00:09:06:0700:09:15:16Steve [GM]And while the fighters were entertaining the Coliseum, we had Fowlclaw and Jaikens up.
00:09:16:2400:09:21:15Steve [GM]It felt like flirting to me but I don’t think Halo is on that wavelength.
00:09:20:1700:09:23:24Jesse [Foulclaw]both of us
00:09:21:0100:09:30:18Dave [Xeros]yeah no like it was that’s he i mean um
00:09:24:1700:09:26:16Steve [GM]You don’t know which way Riker goes.
00:09:27:1900:09:32:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not sure I know which way this is all very new to me
00:09:30:0200:09:33:13Brin [Basil]That’s okay. You literally just took the words out of my mouth.
00:09:31:2200:09:42:07Steve [GM]giving you all sorts of internal questions yeah yeah
00:09:32:1900:09:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:09:34:1700:09:35:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:09:35:0800:09:42:16Dave [Xeros]gypsy gypsy just didn’t do a very good job of flirting but her flirting was so bad it was amazing
00:09:42:0700:09:52:28Steve [GM]yeah and i kept i kept track of like how many times the flirting did and didn’t work it actually wasn’t like too detrimental uh but that
00:09:42:1800:09:44:08Brin [Basil]Yeah, it worked perfect for her.
00:09:43:2300:09:45:08Chris [TBD]That is true
00:09:52:2800:10:03:29Steve [GM]was in part because of all the incredible stuff happening in front of her um and that brings us to this moment now at the beginning of the game where Jenkins is
00:10:06:1400:10:17:00Steve [GM]given a very special croissant from Riker, which immediately makes her sick and she is feeling so gross.
00:10:15:2800:10:18:13Dave [Xeros]she’s just gagging all over the place
00:10:18:0400:10:18:29Brin [Basil]Oh gosh!
00:10:18:2600:10:23:07Steve [GM]So she’s just in the hallway choking
00:10:25:2800:10:27:23Chris [TBD]Well, she’s part cat, isn’t she?
00:10:28:0100:10:29:26Steve [GM]part hairball
00:10:28:2100:10:32:04Dave [Xeros]hairball it gets even worse
00:10:31:2900:10:43:28Brin [Basil]Stop, you
00:10:43:2800:10:52:14Brin [Basil]have no idea all the things I wanted to say in the text I had like six things typed and my husband was like delete that right sorry
00:10:47:1700:10:48:29Dave [Xeros]say them
00:10:51:1400:11:03:02Steve [GM]right so we have uh so uh jaykins decides to hang out uh just outside of the ninth brawler
00:11:03:0200:11:12:02Steve [GM]to kind of compose herself and will likely catch up with us at some point in the future
00:11:05:0100:11:06:04Dave [Xeros]compose herself
00:11:06:0200:11:06:22Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:11:12:1000:11:21:22Steve [GM]um so as she stumbles towards the exit rikor has awarded you with the tallow lanyard which
00:11:20:2300:11:21:10Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:11:23:1000:11:33:12Steve [GM]could be helpful at the Ascendants Library, which is reasonable to infer that it’s probably somewhere in the High Spire with rich people and their books.
00:11:39:0400:11:45:10Jesse [Foulclaw]oh there’s just the one Okay, I was thinking we all got
00:11:40:2500:11:44:14Dave [Xeros]he spends a lot of time in the library so he’s the one that took it
00:11:44:0500:11:48:16Steve [GM]Yeah. And if you want to roll an Arcana or History check
00:11:49:1800:12:00:20Steve [GM]and as always 15 is just my baseline success level though I can go higher
00:12:00:2000:12:11:11Steve [GM]I might, if you want to do something really tricky it might require a bit more fun. Typically just 15 is what we’re after so if you wanna give that a roll and succeed
00:12:11:1100:12:16:25Steve [GM]I can maybe tell you a little bit more about that thing uh about the lanyard
00:12:14:2300:12:21:18Dave [Xeros]about the lanyard or about the okay not the ascent library he doesn’t
00:12:18:1000:12:23:29Steve [GM]no Riker doesn’t know much about that place but not particularly but
00:12:24:2900:12:32:28Steve [GM]he did decide that because of your particular impressive performance of bunny kicking and killing
00:12:32:2800:12:43:29Steve [GM]he decided to uh give you a pair of boots of leaping so this this allows you to jump your
00:12:38:0900:12:41:29Brin [Basil]Oh hell yeah, I’ll take those.
00:12:41:1800:12:42:26Dave [Xeros]sick
00:12:42:1900:12:44:18Jesse [Foulclaw]She already leaps so high
00:12:43:2900:12:53:09Steve [GM]yeah so you can you add on to your jump you can just add your um running speed so that’s like an
00:12:53:0900:12:58:21Steve [GM]additional 30 feet and if you want you can do a dash action for your leap to double it
00:12:58:2100:13:07:04Steve [GM]so you can get quite a bit of height uh not as much as one may fly but you’ve got mega jumping
00:13:07:0400:13:16:13Steve [GM]abilities so the card there is kind of a reminder you can put it’s a all of like i made some special
00:13:09:1900:13:11:02Brin [Basil]Thank you very much.
00:13:16:1300:13:26:11Steve [GM]rewards for everybody they’re all homebrewed so like i don’t know how to add them to the campaign So I printed about on carts so that they look cool.
00:13:25:1800:13:26:26Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:13:26:1400:13:37:05Chris [TBD]heart -shaped stones cards
00:13:27:2600:13:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw]trading cards what
00:13:29:1900:13:34:17Dave [Xeros]I will give you my palantir for your boots
00:13:36:0400:13:46:23Steve [GM]Yeah, you’re welcome. So with that incredible experience behind us – yes, please.
00:13:37:2700:13:39:17Brin [Basil]that’s freaking awesome thank you
00:13:44:1800:13:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i rolled did you want me to tell you uh it’s kind of unfortunate uh i rolled a 10 but i have a plus two dark on it but i’m also proficient
00:13:53:1300:13:56:24Jesse [Foulclaw]so i could add another plus 2 which gives me 14
00:13:56:2600:13:59:28Steve [GM]Which is in relation to 15 what?
00:14:01:0300:14:06:10Jesse [Foulclaw]basically the same we didn’t do a lot of math at the university
00:14:05:1600:14:07:11Brin [Basil]wait a minute does somebody
00:14:06:1400:14:08:17Steve [GM]Four kids is basically the same as five.
00:14:07:1600:14:08:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I think
00:14:09:2900:14:11:22Chris [TBD]If one of them’s gone, I have no clue.
00:14:11:2000:14:13:00Brin [Basil]wait what was this role
00:14:13:2000:14:22:06Dave [Xeros]arcana check uh i mean is anyone else decent in arcana because we can do the run the help
00:14:15:0000:14:19:04Jesse [Foulclaw]are still considered heresy or something at the university so he didn’t
00:14:24:2900:14:27:09Chris [TBD]Let me see that book and I reach over it. Wait.
00:14:30:0000:14:32:13Chris [TBD]And I grab it out of his hand and I roll a 17.
00:14:33:1700:14:34:29Dave [Xeros]roll a 17 excellent
00:14:33:2700:14:34:15Chris [TBD]I did.
00:14:35:0700:14:40:28Steve [GM]Well, thanks to the expertise of The other magically inclined Spellcaster
00:14:35:2900:14:36:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Wow
00:14:42:0800:14:45:06Dave [Xeros]what’s your intelligence is okay it’s your wisdom that’s crap right
00:14:46:1100:14:46:21Dave [Xeros]Ooh.
00:14:47:2300:14:49:15Dave [Xeros]This is the thing, your character?
00:14:48:1100:14:53:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Maybe he knows something about throwing stuff off the cliff Why aren’t we taking this seriously
00:14:53:0200:15:01:09Dave [Xeros]Dude, he’s the one that knew nothing about the actual Veilter when we asked him… Yeah.
00:14:56:0700:14:56:29Jesse [Foulclaw]19
00:14:59:0100:15:00:03Steve [GM]hard time pronouncing it
00:15:00:1800:16:18:23Brin [Basil]a sign
00:15:02:1100:15:07:26Dave [Xeros]Maybe it’s just all an act. It’s straight up like usual suspects.
00:15:04:1600:15:06:21Jesse [Foulclaw]But it just has a hard time coming out, right?
00:15:05:2200:15:08:07Steve [GM]Sure, yeah We all get our wires crossed
00:15:08:0700:15:09:21Chris [TBD]Super book smart here guys.
00:15:09:0700:15:09:26Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:15:11:1000:15:12:00Steve [GM]So
00:15:13:2100:15:22:29Steve [GM]This is something that TBD Not this specific item But this kind of thing has come across his path In the past
00:15:24:1100:15:33:21Steve [GM]And what it is is uh you know it’s made out of tallow and so you can use it simply by pressing up against a keyhole
00:15:33:2100:15:40:16Steve [GM]that can create essentially like the skeleton key sort of a thing but it’s limited and he knows
00:15:37:1300:15:38:22Dave [Xeros]I’m just wondering
00:15:40:1600:16:02:01Steve [GM]he can tell by the particular design that it has a total of three uses on it yeah
00:15:47:1000:15:57:01Dave [Xeros]can someone explain to me what Talo is because i mean maybe i just missed that subject in school or um or i just had a really really
00:15:57:0100:16:05:01Dave [Xeros]good ketamine trip um i’m asking i’m asked him both but i mean honestly like
00:15:59:0800:16:01:26Jesse [Foulclaw]most intelligent person here would probably know the most about him.
00:16:08:2900:16:19:01Chris [TBD]You guys ever heard of the genie and the lamp? No,
00:16:12:1500:16:15:12Dave [Xeros]um falclaw can you explain this to me
00:16:14:2200:16:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:16:14:2200:16:17:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:16:15:1100:16:16:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:16:15:1100:16:17:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:16:19:1400:16:25:01Chris [TBD]me out. The genie of the lamp gives you three wishes. This thing right here
00:16:22:0300:16:24:18Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s okay. He just speaks of metaphors a lot.
00:16:26:1300:16:33:26Chris [TBD]gives us three chances to open a door. You’re welcome.
00:16:36:0900:16:38:28Steve [GM]that totally explained what
00:16:39:1600:16:46:19Dave [Xeros]yeah okay so i’m just going to quite literally let that go in one ear and out the other
00:16:46:1900:16:52:08Dave [Xeros]can you explain to me what talo is just for the non super magically inclined
00:16:53:0400:16:54:13Chris [TBD]going to be over here tuning my guitar
00:16:56:0800:17:01:22Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah I don’t know if my metaphor will be as good but cello is like
00:17:02:2500:17:05:23Jesse [Foulclaw]this magical substance when put to a keyhole
00:17:08:0500:17:09:18Jesse [Foulclaw]the form
00:17:10:2800:17:16:08Jesse [Foulclaw]of a key he’s got the number 3 right three times yes
00:17:19:0100:17:25:20Jesse [Foulclaw]um so then you’re on with the numbers your intelligence is probably numbers for you
00:17:25:2000:17:32:19Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s probably people that’s metaphors and stuff i’ll help you but i’ll add some wisdom
00:17:31:1000:17:34:16Dave [Xeros]mean it’s it’s it’s yep wisdom yes
00:17:32:1900:17:44:12Jesse [Foulclaw]but yeah does that answer your question do you want to know like the chemical makeup of the
00:17:38:0800:17:42:16Dave [Xeros]um no i still don’t understand what tallow is actually but it’s
00:17:44:2400:17:53:22Dave [Xeros]uh yeah yeah okay so
00:17:47:2000:17:51:02Steve [GM]looks out he’s like it’s basically just like wax
00:17:48:0500:17:49:14Brin [Basil]it on the periodic table
00:17:51:0600:17:53:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:17:53:2200:17:58:23Dave [Xeros]what you’re saying is is it’s not psychotropic and i shouldn’t eat
00:17:55:0000:17:56:12Jesse [Foulclaw]no
00:18:00:0500:18:07:23Brin [Basil]he uses it on his shell occasionally he waxes himself i put it on there and then i spin him
00:18:01:1600:18:04:17Dave [Xeros]so yeah
00:18:01:1700:18:13:14Jesse [Foulclaw]it is for keyholes only keyholes only no other holes
00:18:08:2400:18:11:16Dave [Xeros]no mouth holes
00:18:13:0800:18:21:07Dave [Xeros]no ejection holes um no suppository holes okay
00:18:13:1400:18:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]no other
00:18:24:0000:18:25:07Jesse [Foulclaw]yep
00:18:24:0100:18:26:13Dave [Xeros]got it
00:18:27:1100:18:37:08Chris [TBD]Obviously, we’re going to use it To open a door It doesn’t take a genius To know what we’ve got to do with this thing A locked book
00:18:33:1900:18:35:25Brin [Basil]or a locked book cabinet
00:18:35:1300:18:40:15Dave [Xeros]what’s really fun is that our rogue who was supposed to actually open all the doors
00:18:40:1500:18:49:16Dave [Xeros]for us um is uh gagging out in the hallway from a bad croissant uh it’s true
00:18:48:0200:18:48:22Brin [Basil]you never know
00:18:49:2000:18:51:04Chris [TBD]She’s trying to talk Like
00:18:51:2700:19:04:10Brin [Basil]sorry there’s a
00:18:56:0900:18:58:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:18:56:1600:19:01:27Jesse [Foulclaw]wait play in real
00:19:01:2800:19:03:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:19:05:0300:19:06:22Chris [TBD]Haven’t you heard of cat?
00:19:07:2600:19:10:15Chris [TBD]It sounds just like that
00:19:13:0800:19:13:23Chris [TBD]Alright
00:19:15:0900:19:17:04Steve [GM]Her tail’s all poof.
00:19:17:2500:19:23:04Brin [Basil]gonna take five
00:19:18:0800:19:20:28Chris [TBD]Of the situation We’re going nowhere
00:19:21:0300:19:23:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:19:24:0300:19:27:13Chris [TBD]can I
00:19:24:1100:19:27:07Jesse [Foulclaw]actually ahead of all us like leading the charge
00:19:25:2100:19:32:23Steve [GM]Yeah, this is why the tortoise wins the race! They get going and everyone else just gets distracted.
00:19:27:0600:19:28:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:19:27:1500:19:30:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:19:30:1200:19:31:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:19:33:0700:19:39:27Chris [TBD]is there a need to investigate the lanyard at all?
00:19:40:1600:19:44:03Steve [GM]That’s just what’s holding it. It’s kind of like a medallion at the end
00:19:44:1300:19:56:05Chris [TBD]Is there like an address written on the laryard? Yeah Do we know where the library is?
00:19:50:0400:19:53:19Steve [GM]it? You were told before that was The Ascendant’s Library.
00:19:56:1100:19:58:14Chris [TBD]Okay cool. We should go to
00:19:56:1800:20:00:22Jesse [Foulclaw]trust us yeah we can go to the library
00:20:01:1400:20:10:22Steve [GM]yeah so um as far as what you’ve explored in the lower gates area you’ve been to the knight’s brawler uh you’ve ben to gimp the imps pemptorium
00:20:10:2200:20:14:04Steve [GM]and you also have a few arrived at port
00:20:15:2000:20:26:23Steve [GM]sinaday you still in this area that you’ve been told is turgrar’s theater and turgrary we were told is really interested in performances,
00:20:26:1700:20:33:21Dave [Xeros]can you can you say that french accent because uh
00:20:27:0500:20:28:11Steve [GM]like a playhouse.
00:20:33:1400:20:36:01Steve [GM]Tucker has a great love of theater.
00:20:36:1300:20:38:14Dave [Xeros]there we go oh god
00:20:39:1100:20:41:09Jesse [Foulclaw]it kind of sounds like the cat bar
00:20:41:2200:20:42:17Dave [Xeros]he’s just
00:20:43:2000:20:48:10Steve [GM]the word normally but the yakking is so loud from the alleyway that it sounds just what it sounds like.
00:20:45:1300:20:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:20:47:2900:20:49:19Dave [Xeros]actually what gypsy sounds like
00:20:50:2900:21:00:19Steve [GM]There’s also an area you noticed when you had come up there seemed to be kind of way down near the port that leads, yeah
00:21:00:1900:21:12:01Steve [GM]the stairs. You’ve also heard of The Blaggards Inn which obviously is like a hookup and there’s Stabber McStabby stabbing in port I was running low on names at that point
00:21:08:2900:21:10:20Dave [Xeros]I don’t know
00:21:12:1900:21:15:09Jesse [Foulclaw]one of these things is not like the other
00:21:13:0600:21:25:07Chris [TBD]stabby mcstab face is it
00:21:16:2300:21:21:23Dave [Xeros]we’re religious meta we just came out of the after party right of the
00:21:21:1600:21:24:08Steve [GM]Yeah And all the rewards and stuff
00:21:23:2000:21:24:10Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:21:25:1200:21:34:20Dave [Xeros]I don’nt yeah I don’T know what’s up with you guys but um i’m i feel kind of tired and i probably need some spell slots uh reinvested back into my
00:21:34:2000:21:41:09Dave [Xeros]spell slot inventory um i don’t know if you guys want to just like you know take a nap or
00:21:42:0700:21:49:11Dave [Xeros]just go sleep i gotta sit in fire somewhere uh no we didn’t we didn’ go to an
00:21:46:1200:21:51:14Chris [TBD]well he told us to do a long rest
00:21:52:0800:22:02:02Chris [TBD]after the fight yeah that was considered the long rest he said so by that logic we just woke up
00:21:58:2900:22:09:08Dave [Xeros]so by the logic i got just super smashed and that’s a long rest okay all right um
00:22:04:1900:22:16:11Chris [TBD]yeah you don’t remember listen buddy we’ll talk later there’s some things we need to go over with
00:22:07:1400:22:07:17Brin [Basil]Okay?
00:22:08:2900:22:10:23Steve [GM]That really does track
00:22:10:1400:22:13:04Dave [Xeros]that does track it tracks really well with me
00:22:16:2900:22:20:11Chris [TBD]You might need to apologize To a couple people at that party
00:22:18:0600:22:27:24Dave [Xeros]uh you know and i don’t want to say it won’t be the first time so yeah just uh just let me know what i did
00:22:27:2400:22:30:14Dave [Xeros]and what i didn’t do what i said what i
00:22:30:2200:22:32:04Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m
00:22:32:0600:22:33:14Chris [TBD]Hold your booze really well?
00:22:34:2900:22:37:19Chris [TBD]Oh yeah, I can help you out
00:22:40:1700:22:45:29Dave [Xeros]well it might be actually no but no i gotta
00:22:45:2900:22:53:12Dave [Xeros]plus two let’s do the constitution yeah anyone else did we just have to have a drinking game
00:22:48:1200:22:52:11Chris [TBD]Alright, not too bad Man you were really blacked out then
00:22:53:1200:22:58:21Dave [Xeros]well you know i it’s it’s kind of what i do is that the black out thing um
00:22:58:2100:23:05:22Dave [Xeros]did i revert actually after i blacked out am i no longer um in my angel form
00:23:05:2200:23:12:25Dave [Xeros]and my uh re -up that okay all right
00:23:11:0000:23:12:27Chris [TBD]Don’t look at me, I’m hideous
00:23:14:0000:23:19:27Steve [GM]Since we had the technical difficulties, we don’t have the big map on the screen so you just have to look at the real map.
00:23:14:1100:23:15:04Brin [Basil]Good.
00:23:21:2900:23:31:04Steve [GM]The letter D there is where the brawl happen uh that is the theater or no excuse me
00:23:31:0400:23:40:19Steve [GM]that’s the inn and then all the way over on the far side of the city, that’s where the theater is.
00:23:32:1000:23:33:11Dave [Xeros]that’s the in
00:23:37:2300:23:38:11Jesse [Foulclaw]theater
00:23:41:1300:23:44:11Steve [GM]The stairs leading down are letter E.
00:23:44:1000:23:49:13Chris [TBD]We got a little tidbit about that from our man, Rikor.
00:23:52:0800:24:03:11Chris [TBD]He said that he wasn’t sure what goes on down there but he gets his minions from there for the fight and they were purpley.
00:23:59:2900:24:00:08Steve [GM]fighting
00:24:00:2900:24:08:11Brin [Basil]And he has, you have Axe or Riker, Rikor plays his name.
00:24:08:1000:24:13:29Chris [TBD]See we could practice our hypothesis by throwing these purpley guys off the edge of the…
00:24:17:0600:24:18:08Jesse [Foulclaw]you can keep going
00:24:19:2300:24:21:21Chris [TBD]You look like you have something important to say.
00:24:21:2000:24:29:28Jesse [Foulclaw]well I would be most interested to explore either the stairs or the library since we’ve got a little VIP pass and if we
00:24:30:2900:24:32:16Jesse [Foulclaw]right court could be kind of our
00:24:34:2900:24:38:07Jesse [Foulclaw]story. If we bump into anybody down there, you know… We know a guy.
00:24:39:0800:24:47:04Chris [TBD]I feel like we’ll find out maybe some information about The Underground if we go to the library I’d be interested in that.
00:24:47:2000:24:51:14Brin [Basil]Yeah I feel like the library is just a logical next step because we have the lanyard.
00:24:53:2500:24:54:25Dave [Xeros]just wandering out of party
00:24:56:2900:24:58:00Brin [Basil]Stumbling, tripping
00:24:57:1600:25:02:02Steve [GM]I mean, everybody’s walking except Arrows who’s definitely stumbling.
00:25:04:0800:25:13:00Dave [Xeros]reach into my pocket and pull out something else to drink have a hangover drink
00:25:13:2900:25:16:01Steve [GM]And what are you sampling today?
00:25:18:0700:25:30:01Dave [Xeros]let’s roll for this uh yeah can you uh can someone roll a d8 for me an
00:25:28:0200:25:29:10Chris [TBD]an eight
00:25:30:0100:25:40:26Dave [Xeros]eight okay roll again because it’s the only number we don’t have i was like one through seven the d8 should water uh five
00:25:33:0800:25:33:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:25:33:0800:25:34:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:25:35:1000:25:37:12Jesse [Foulclaw]You get no drink! You get no drink.
00:25:40:2600:25:50:20Dave [Xeros]okay um i’m just gonna pull that out of my cargo shorts uh and uh does anyone else need
00:25:42:1500:25:43:29Steve [GM]What is water?
00:25:50:2000:25:57:29Dave [Xeros]Just a little sip of something to help him with the bright damn sun. What is going on here?
00:25:58:0900:26:00:09Brin [Basil]not drinking whatever’s in your cargo pants.
00:25:59:2800:26:07:27Dave [Xeros]You know what, let’s see it. You have no idea where this came from.
00:26:01:1000:26:03:14Steve [GM]It’s all body temperature warm.
00:26:08:0200:26:12:17Dave [Xeros]It is literally an extra-dimensional pocket that I just reach into and grab stuff like
00:26:12:1700:26:22:26Dave [Xeros]I can, it’s probably coming straight out of like an icebox so okay yeah I don’t think
00:26:20:0000:26:21:10Chris [TBD]it looks like cargo pants
00:26:22:2600:26:30:24Dave [Xeros]you have true sight so they look like skinny jeans uh it was a five yeah yeah yeah it’s
00:26:28:0500:26:30:22Jesse [Foulclaw]With your sorcery, just see if
00:26:29:0800:26:29:28Chris [TBD]shit
00:26:33:1600:26:41:29Chris [TBD]oh okay uh it’s a it’s 14 so close
00:26:42:1800:26:48:29Dave [Xeros]yes it is uh okay so this is what i drank i drank the envious pinot
00:26:43:2500:26:45:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:26:46:1500:26:49:02Jesse [Foulclaw]same amount of syllables
00:26:48:2900:26:57:14Dave [Xeros]pino pino red um so that spiked with patch uh it expands sensations and feelings of ecstasy
00:26:58:1200:26:59:05Steve [GM]what you need
00:26:58:2500:27:10:13Dave [Xeros]yeah that’s exactly what I need it gives advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks and I have true sight for 8 hours so I can see the damn pockets and no one else can apparently
00:27:06:1200:27:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:27:09:0800:27:10:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:27:09:1800:27:10:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:27:09:2300:27:20:09Chris [TBD]and he
00:27:10:0600:27:16:05Steve [GM]every time we walk past a window and you just get a glimpse of your reflection
00:27:15:2500:27:16:08Brin [Basil]Groans.
00:27:20:0100:27:31:03Dave [Xeros]um and then the only issue that I have with this is after 8 hours it’s going to make me blind for 8 years so we’re going to have to get this done in 8 hours or I go blind
00:27:20:0900:27:23:28Chris [TBD]just a quick dryheave
00:27:30:2500:27:31:25Brin [Basil]Oh no.
00:27:31:0300:27:36:03Dave [Xeros]and then I have to sleep yeah, sleep it off to sleep it up
00:27:32:0900:27:40:05Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yeah we’ll be fine i’m a fast reader do you
00:27:33:0400:27:33:28Steve [GM]it off
00:27:39:1000:27:40:10Dave [Xeros]okay uh
00:27:41:0600:27:45:03Jesse [Foulclaw]the library with all of us? Is there anything we should take to, uh…
00:27:45:2700:27:57:25Dave [Xeros]I got this the hard apple cider which is the best stuff I mean it’s it’s got the halfling weed for euphoria but you know may increase your appetite a little bit which is fine because everyone wants
00:27:57:2500:28:01:14Dave [Xeros]a snack and it’ll give you guys a love point
00:28:02:1700:28:11:12Dave [Xeros]which that’s actually really only consequences on that one is it okay all right so i just i just reach in
00:28:03:2800:28:06:19Brin [Basil]are the only consequences of this hunger?
00:28:07:2200:28:16:27Brin [Basil]I’ll take a swig of that. Hell
00:28:12:2200:28:23:05Dave [Xeros]uh that comes in like these big like dwarven like mugs and so i Just smack those down and they just start to fizz over the top and I take my little tiny vial of this and
00:28:23:2500:28:32:25Dave [Xeros]let’s call them up this and just do something knock those back so everyone has a luck point and then i uh am gonna go blunt
00:28:33:2600:28:40:09Dave [Xeros]to the library
00:28:35:0100:28:37:21Brin [Basil]Totally worth it. It’s totally worth it
00:28:35:0200:28:43:21Steve [GM]we should get a move on have you yeah all right um no one knows
00:28:37:1100:28:38:12Jesse [Foulclaw]to the library!
00:28:40:1400:28:50:28Chris [TBD]I don’t know that reference at all.
00:28:47:0600:28:48:18Dave [Xeros]from avatar the last airbender
00:28:48:1100:28:56:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Redcore tell us where the library was when he gave us the oh it’s in the High Spire which is just the general area in the city? Okay.
00:28:50:2300:28:55:20Steve [GM]it was he said its in the high spike that’s not yeah that’s
00:28:56:0000:28:59:12Chris [TBD]Is that the walled off area?
00:28:59:1000:29:03:27Dave [Xeros]going to be running into the crew if we go into that area
00:29:03:1200:29:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw]there.
00:29:04:1100:29:15:23Steve [GM]yeah i mean you could technically this is a fairly charged political situation with the host and the crew and uh so any npc
00:29:15:2300:29:18:01Steve [GM]you bump into probably has
00:29:21:0200:29:27:20Dave [Xeros]if we really want to screw things up just cash minor illusion and it just has like the jacket say crew on the back of it or
00:29:28:0800:29:30:29Steve [GM]i don’t think that very many people would find
00:29:35:0300:29:35:24Brin [Basil]Get it?
00:29:37:2500:29:41:26Dave [Xeros]I made that joke last round, and no one thought it was
00:29:38:0100:29:38:19Chris [TBD]j crew
00:29:42:0500:29:47:17Jesse [Foulclaw]i think i i think i acknowledged it i don’t know if i laughed but i acknowledged
00:29:43:0600:29:44:08Brin [Basil]I missed
00:29:46:0500:29:50:09Dave [Xeros]yeah, you acknowledge it oh, I get it
00:29:50:0900:29:52:08Chris [TBD]har har
00:29:51:2200:29:57:16Dave [Xeros]clever, haha, the Jake Crew they’re all Ace Amir though so they probably are all Jake Crew
00:29:51:2700:29:52:10Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
00:29:52:1800:29:58:02Steve [GM]yet you have okay
00:29:55:2200:29:59:17Jesse [Foulclaw]well I’m gonna just kind of
00:30:01:0000:30:08:25Jesse [Foulclaw]lead by bit here I feel like we all feel like we kinda talked about and we feel like should go to the library so we’re all going to head towards
00:30:11:0700:30:12:14Jesse [Foulclaw]that region of the city.
00:30:11:2200:30:14:20Steve [GM]give me a direction north southeast plus
00:30:17:0800:30:30:22Chris [TBD]north what in
00:30:20:0000:30:23:06Dave [Xeros]up Up. Up the hill, right?
00:30:20:0100:30:22:04Jesse [Foulclaw]to the map I want to go
00:30:24:0900:30:27:12Jesse [Foulclaw]away from the port deeper into the city
00:30:27:2600:30:32:12Steve [GM]me religion role he’s testing his faith
00:30:30:2200:30:42:14Chris [TBD]the world oh yeah that’s true that is exactly what he’s doing right now pretty much
00:30:32:2900:30:39:20Dave [Xeros]I thought you had this little ball that had a compass in it that could point the way according to your faith.
00:30:41:2200:30:46:20Dave [Xeros]Excellent. Does he actually have the ball? Because I would prefer him having the ball.
00:30:45:0000:30:49:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s a 15 but
00:30:51:2500:30:56:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I think there’s something else I can add to it but I don’ remember what I marked there
00:30:54:0200:31:01:11Steve [GM]yeah you’re right okay um it seems as though your faith has been affirmed and
00:31:01:1100:31:11:00Steve [GM]You start heading uphill, and as you move through the city, the difference between the two areas is distinct.
00:31:11:1600:31:17:20Steve [GM]Where you entered and where you’ve been has been a pretty kind of grungy city.
00:31:17:2800:31:29:22Steve [GM]There’s heaps of trash on sides of street, broken windows. You’ll hear people yelling and cats screaming as they get trampled underfoot, yeah.
00:31:29:2200:31:39:21Steve [GM]I mean, it’s just kind of that urban chaos kind of a feel. And then you reach a spot
00:31:39:2100:31:48:28Steve [GM]where it just suddenly kind of is nice like the streets are clean and there aren’t broken up pieces
00:31:53:0700:31:57:01Jesse [Foulclaw]i mean california is also breaking away from the mainland
00:31:53:2600:31:54:12Brin [Basil]it out there.
00:31:55:2500:31:56:20Brin [Basil]The one
00:31:56:2500:31:59:08Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. Oops!
00:31:59:0700:32:02:14Brin [Basil]just from one street to the next in LA it’s incredible
00:32:04:2800:32:16:10Steve [GM]And as you round one corner You see why it’s called the High Spire Because there is a large, large building That is just jutting straight into
00:32:17:1600:32:28:13Steve [GM]Well, you’re already above the clouds But if you weren’t It would be up in the clouds And that’s surrounded by A large and intimidating wall Next to it is a fairly expansive
00:32:30:0200:32:34:03Steve [GM]building kind of in the Greco-Roman capital style
00:32:35:0800:32:41:19Steve [GM]Neo-Greco architecture because Greece totally exists in this world and you have
00:32:43:0000:32:48:20Steve [GM]there’s Doric pillars marble stairs and in large gleaming letters
00:32:48:2700:32:54:14Chris [TBD]sweet toga parties hey we found it
00:32:50:1100:32:50:25Brin [Basil]okay
00:32:55:1700:32:56:13Brin [Basil]nice faith
00:32:59:0800:33:07:00Dave [Xeros]yeah i’m glad that your faith could lead you to a giant damn spire in the middle of the city
00:33:06:2200:33:07:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:33:07:1200:33:12:20Dave [Xeros]um my headache’s just getting really bad right now
00:33:12:1100:33:17:26Steve [GM]a neon sign saying library this way he’s like i think i’m getting a spiritual manifestation here
00:33:13:1300:33:15:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:33:14:1200:33:15:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:33:17:1600:33:26:20Jesse [Foulclaw]the thing was i was just like flying just a little bit above everybody so i could see the spire like the whole time and i was following yeah
00:33:21:0300:33:22:02Steve [GM][laughter]
00:33:23:1700:33:24:27Chris [TBD]he’s putting on an act
00:33:24:1600:33:26:08Brin [Basil]used it as an opportunity
00:33:26:2400:33:30:04Dave [Xeros]faith is real
00:33:32:2800:33:36:11Jesse [Foulclaw]okay can we walk in the library is there anybody can i look around
00:33:35:2500:33:43:21Steve [GM]cannot as you walk up uh there are a couple of very large and intimidating
00:33:43:2100:33:48:08Steve [GM]guards and they immediately request
00:33:49:1000:33:52:07Steve [GM]identification and purpose for a visit from you.
00:33:49:1400:33:55:12Brin [Basil]take a lead on this one
00:33:55:0300:34:02:25Dave [Xeros]I thought this was just going to be like a turnstile type thing where we just put the card in and just walk through
00:34:04:0700:34:09:28Dave [Xeros]do you have a library card don’t you from hideous
00:34:13:2700:34:24:10Dave [Xeros]can we talk to him and find out like what uh yeah um oh yeah
00:34:16:0200:34:16:19Steve [GM]Sure?
00:34:19:2700:34:23:19Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah start searching your cargo pants and like oh shoot my id
00:34:24:1000:34:35:22Dave [Xeros]uh i’m sorry i i forgot my id um back at the end i really don’t want to have to walk back for that uh is there any sort of identification
00:34:35:2200:34:45:01Dave [Xeros]that you need for us to get in here um other than like you know my library card or my ID
00:34:46:0500:34:49:07Steve [GM]It appears that you’re not from around here.
00:34:49:1100:34:51:15Dave [Xeros]does it look like I’m from around here
00:34:53:2000:35:00:10Steve [GM]some mere aspect, but not an asimere bearing. So no, you don’t seem like you are from around
00:35:00:2000:35:05:19Dave [Xeros]okay so I want you to elaborate on that a little bit because that sounded extremely racist
00:35:08:1200:35:09:13Steve [GM]this blank stare
00:35:10:2600:35:11:22Dave [Xeros]he’s racist
00:35:14:1100:35:17:19Steve [GM]you don t get from that look
00:35:18:0800:35:27:29Jesse [Foulclaw]um sorry about my friends um i’m gonna show him the lanyard am i wearing this is like a necklace
00:35:30:0900:35:40:02Jesse [Foulclaw]okay uh and i’m going to say uh well um i believe this should get us into the library
00:35:41:2300:35:50:04Steve [GM]So, the first guard that you were speaking to he turns to the other and they kind of share this look. And he goes Where did you get that from?
00:35:53:1800:35:56:06Dave [Xeros]we’re going to have to come up with plan B ok
00:36:03:0200:36:05:15Jesse [Foulclaw]honesty is the best policy so I’m going to tell him that
00:36:08:1100:36:08:27Steve [GM]Okay
00:36:08:1600:36:09:00Jesse [Foulclaw]we
00:36:11:0300:36:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw]won it
00:36:14:0500:36:16:13Steve [GM]In the place of ill repute
00:36:18:0300:36:26:17Chris [TBD]Wait, did we – can I speak meta just real quick?
00:36:21:0700:36:25:01Jesse [Foulclaw]by our standards I see you guys are in a different part of this but
00:36:27:0200:36:33:04Chris [TBD]What was Rykor Broadbelt? Was he a host or crew?
00:36:38:0800:36:39:01Chris [TBD]Yeah, I thought мы did.
00:36:41:0500:36:43:08Steve [GM]He’s crew Yeah
00:36:43:0400:36:54:11Chris [TBD]Okay, I’m going to cast Minor Illusion on a piece of paper that I have inside of my inventory and the minor illusion is going to say VIP Host Member
00:36:54:1100:36:58:02Chris [TBD]but with
00:36:57:0700:36:58:25Dave [Xeros]These guys are obviously crew.
00:36:59:0800:37:02:04Chris [TBD]wait I thought they were Rikor was Crew
00:37:00:2800:37:04:10Jesse [Foulclaw]is more likely though to be in this part
00:37:06:2700:37:08:18Chris [TBD]ok so I meant Crew
00:37:09:2000:37:14:02Chris [TBD]whatever the political affiliation we’re supposed to be sucking up to right now that’s the one I want
00:37:13:1300:37:14:22Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:37:14:0200:37:15:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:37:14:1900:37:19:20Dave [Xeros]Remember, the host is like they want to post you They want guests
00:37:15:1000:37:16:00Brin [Basil]mixed up too
00:37:20:0900:37:22:27Chris [TBD]got it thank you
00:37:21:0200:37:23:23Dave [Xeros]Crew wants to screw you over We want to screw
00:37:24:0800:37:25:10Chris [TBD]crew VIP
00:37:28:1300:37:31:11Chris [TBD]it’s got my image on it flexing it’s beautiful
00:37:32:0600:37:34:04Steve [GM]it’s like a gif on the page
00:37:34:1900:37:46:02Chris [TBD]it does animate yep It’s got a little bit of glowing purple on it, too. Admin plus
00:37:37:0200:37:37:18Jesse [Foulclaw]gosh
00:37:39:2800:37:44:07Brin [Basil]You should put like admin plus three or something.
00:37:46:0200:37:57:24Chris [TBD]three and guess yes, yes, yep, yep, yep, Yep, Yep. Anyways
00:37:47:0600:37:50:09Steve [GM]in the back just nortle’s like whoa wait
00:37:47:0700:37:48:10Brin [Basil]Family pass.
00:37:49:1800:37:51:08Brin [Basil]Oh shoot Nortle!
00:37:51:2500:37:54:27Steve [GM]your half brother always forget him
00:37:53:0600:37:55:28Brin [Basil]Stay right here pretend you’re in nightstand.
00:37:53:1400:37:57:07Dave [Xeros]there’s got to be some paperwork he can fill out for us
00:37:57:2400:38:06:04Chris [TBD]I’m going to hand him the paper and I say gentlemen, I am so sorry these men are with me we’re educators, we’re here to learn more for our students
00:38:06:2900:38:15:04Chris [TBD]Long live the crew! Great
00:38:08:1300:38:12:06Jesse [Foulclaw]if that was necessary
00:38:09:1200:38:17:06Steve [GM]okay uh they pick up the paper why don’t you do a deception roll for me and i’m gonna tweak it
00:38:19:1200:38:22:28Chris [TBD]Not my strong suit I have a luck point hopefully I won’t need it
00:38:25:2200:38:26:14Chris [TBD]Is that
00:38:27:1700:38:29:15Chris [TBD]Is my luck just like a re-roll?
00:38:28:1300:38:33:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I, can I help him somehow with deception?
00:38:33:2200:38:44:28Steve [GM]they were already giving you this stink eye so i don’t know if they would like if you go over and you’re still like whispering something like doing incantations over the paper before you hand it over? Like, this is
00:38:34:2000:38:40:09Brin [Basil]Because we want to know where they got the lanyard.
00:38:43:0700:38:47:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Can I just like, can I just feather some magic over to him and make some deception?
00:38:48:1900:38:49:07Steve [GM]waftage.
00:38:52:0800:38:53:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Ah jeez, sorry
00:38:53:1900:38:54:29Chris [TBD]Nine on that one too.
00:38:54:1200:39:05:11Steve [GM]Okay, so you hand over the paper and they look at it for a moment and one of them says why are you naked in
00:39:08:0400:39:08:17Chris [TBD]that works.
00:39:10:1700:39:11:24Steve [GM]He crumples it up
00:39:14:1300:39:25:03Chris [TBD]I bend down and pick up my crumple paper this whole time.
00:39:14:2200:39:17:25Dave [Xeros]Is there any other way into the library Other than through these guys?
00:39:18:0700:39:22:09Steve [GM]It’s a very large building there are windows galore
00:39:23:2000:39:24:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:39:25:2200:39:37:04Steve [GM]maybe like a roof? But, I am going to say that you have added to your suspicion die so there’s now one and as before I roll the suspicion die
00:39:27:1500:39:30:02Brin [Basil]I…I wonder too, if…
00:39:37:0400:39:47:13Steve [GM]whenever we add one to the pool So it’s got to be a six to trigger which happened last time hence the reason for the bulking neck
00:39:49:2800:39:50:15Chris [TBD]Yay!
00:39:51:0000:40:02:25Steve [GM]So one in the suspicion pool And if So I’m just gonna set up there. And if we add to it, then you’ll have I think 11 or 12
00:39:51:1600:39:52:03Dave [Xeros]Okay
00:39:52:1300:39:55:06Jesse [Foulclaw]they just think we’re stupid
00:39:53:2900:39:54:16Chris [TBD]Yes.
00:40:03:1300:40:05:04Steve [GM]who will trigger an alarm and so on
00:40:06:2800:40:07:23Chris [TBD]one point in there?
00:40:08:2500:40:09:12Chris [TBD]Okay.
00:40:10:2500:40:14:02Dave [Xeros]I know that we have a bunny That can jump super hot
00:40:14:1800:40:25:01Brin [Basil]He was
00:40:15:0600:40:22:06Dave [Xeros]And maybe get in a window We also have a damn owl In which you silently fly anywhere Um
00:40:21:0700:40:27:29Jesse [Foulclaw]that was my next choice I don’t know what this thing is that we were given the medallion thing
00:40:25:0100:40:26:28Brin [Basil]just trying to be honest.
00:40:26:2400:40:29:23Steve [GM]you all still standing like directly in front of these guards?
00:40:28:1600:40:33:05Dave [Xeros]No, no, we had to back up and walk a little way off because
00:40:28:2600:40:30:07Brin [Basil]No! We backed up
00:40:33:0700:40:36:14Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ll go get our ID cards we’ll be right back
00:40:37:1400:40:38:22Brin [Basil]Just defending the city one time.
00:40:40:1000:40:41:16Jesse [Foulclaw]whatever form it takes
00:40:42:2800:40:47:05Dave [Xeros]this isn’t going to work out so we just need to find other opportunities. I’m just trying to figure out
00:40:48:1000:40:49:13Chris [TBD]OEO these guys?
00:40:51:2400:40:54:20Chris [TBD]Let’s find some dudes and knock them out and steal their uniforms?
00:40:57:0000:40:59:10Dave [Xeros]they’re already pretty suspicious of us already
00:41:00:1500:41:02:06Dave [Xeros]does anyone understand
00:41:03:1300:41:11:14Dave [Xeros]maybe what type of uh security they have inside the library because if we can get past these two douchebags
00:41:11:1400:41:17:11Dave [Xeros]maybe we’ll just get by or if not maybe we’re just gonna have to find a way to disguise ourselves and
00:41:17:1100:41:25:19Dave [Xeros]going through window peak traffic
00:41:19:1000:41:20:19Steve [GM]It is daytime.
00:41:21:2000:41:30:07Steve [GM]You’re in the middle of, if you look here, it’s kind of… Yeah, there’s almost like a town square. There’s plenty of people milling around.
00:41:30:1400:41:41:19Brin [Basil]What if we went underneath it? What if he went down the stairs, did some investigating down there and then I guarantee
00:41:38:0100:41:42:25Chris [TBD]I think the stairs were pretty far away from it. If possible, it connects.
00:41:42:2900:41:53:15Brin [Basil]you that this city has got tunnels going all over us. i don’t know maybe because what’s the space rikor said that he had access
00:41:54:2800:42:00:13Brin [Basil]underneath and his place look at how far it is from the stairs so that’s almost an equal distance
00:42:01:2200:42:04:03Brin [Basil]so maybe we could sneak in from underneath
00:42:03:2800:42:09:13Dave [Xeros]can you use your uh your faith compass to lead us
00:42:11:2700:42:17:25Chris [TBD]We had the other option. Go check out… Maybe we go over to…
00:42:12:2800:42:14:09Dave [Xeros]jump into the window
00:42:16:2500:42:19:04Steve [GM]Please send the owl through the window.
00:42:19:2600:42:25:01Brin [Basil]yeah my worry is when we get in there And people are like, whoa! The same thing.
00:42:22:2900:42:28:15Jesse [Foulclaw]is stronger than glass
00:42:28:1500:42:36:17Dave [Xeros]this is the issue that I’m running through because it seems like these two are very crew and these two Are Very Racist
00:42:37:1800:42:45:07Dave [Xeros]and very suspicious and I’m wondering if all of the crew were the same way and if this library’s full of the Crew then we’re just not going to have a good time during debate
00:42:45:2200:42:57:13Chris [TBD]we need OEO at this place. Listen, let’s go check out Turgra’s place during the day and then we’ll come back here at night
00:42:58:0600:42:59:12Chris [TBD]and get a little sneaky.
00:43:01:1600:43:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah that or the stairs stealth
00:43:02:2500:43:03:15Chris [TBD]Gotta be sneaky.
00:43:02:2800:43:08:04Steve [GM]With your rogue yakking in the alleyway, what could possibly go wrong?
00:43:03:0400:43:06:21Dave [Xeros]or or we go to the stairs yeah
00:43:08:1600:43:09:18Brin [Basil]right now.
00:43:09:2000:43:13:01Chris [TBD]and there was a bunch of people in the… Are you tempting fate?
00:43:11:1800:43:16:24Steve [GM]I’m saying sneaking in at night while your rogue is indisposed.
00:43:19:1000:43:50:12Brin [Basil]Oh look
00:43:22:1900:43:24:01Dave [Xeros]three we convert them
00:43:25:2400:43:28:02Steve [GM]I came up with a conversion tactic.
00:43:28:0200:43:36:24Dave [Xeros]no no no convert like you uh like um our question
00:43:30:2100:43:31:07Jesse [Foulclaw]But yeah.
00:43:33:0300:43:33:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah.
00:43:34:2200:43:35:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Always ready.
00:43:40:2100:43:41:24Dave [Xeros]all the people in the square
00:43:42:0300:43:47:29Steve [GM]have an answer for the hope that’s within me starts molting out of fear.
00:43:42:2600:43:45:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:43:49:1300:43:49:28Dave [Xeros]are
00:43:50:1200:43:51:02Brin [Basil]more quills
00:43:53:2100:43:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Don’t touch those! Don’t catch them! Okay?
00:43:57:2100:44:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Those are my property, okay? It’s my body.
00:44:04:1800:44:12:25Dave [Xeros]is there just meta like are these guys like are they like the city guard or are they just guarding the library
00:44:13:1000:44:22:09Steve [GM]that their apparel matches, kind of the banners that are draping the outside of it. They clearly are connected to The Ascendant’s
00:44:23:0400:44:27:26Dave [Xeros]so they wouldn’t care if we like start a problem in the Square at all
00:44:28:1700:44:31:12Steve [GM]They probably bet on who wins.
00:44:32:1600:44:39:09Steve [GM]They don’t give the impression of caring at all about anything other than making sure only the right people come
00:44:41:2100:44:43:08Chris [TBD]the right
00:44:45:1800:44:48:18Dave [Xeros]I got one last if I can make
00:44:49:2200:44:56:15Dave [Xeros]um this is gonna be like a really quick fiddle so i’m going to have to cast two spells real
00:44:56:1500:45:04:14Dave [Xeros]quickly one after the other um but uh it might work I’m gonna try to guess charm person on one
00:45:05:1000:45:10:08Dave [Xeros]and then turn around and kiss suggestion on the other and try to get them on the same page
00:45:10:0800:45:20:29Dave [Xeros]to let us in uh if it if it fails well no matter what with with charm person um they’re gonna know
00:45:17:2500:45:19:16Chris [TBD]alarms Yeah
00:45:20:2900:45:27:15Dave [Xeros]after or after an hour that we charmed them so we got to get in and get out suggestion
00:45:28:2100:45:38:12Dave [Xeros]it’s very similar i can read it um you suggest a course of activity limited to sentence or two the magically influence a creature like seen within range that can hear and understand you
00:45:38:1200:45:43:02Dave [Xeros]creatures that can’t be charmed are immune to it the suggestion must be worded as such
00:45:43:0200:45:52:18Dave [Xeros]so i could say hey you yeah it’s like hey
00:45:49:2200:45:51:27Steve [GM]It’s the Jedi mind trick, basically.
00:45:52:1800:45:58:19Dave [Xeros]you look like you need to go to the bathroom and then he can like scurry off
00:45:58:0500:46:02:15Steve [GM]So you’re going to try for them magic? Or yeah.
00:46:04:0700:46:11:17Dave [Xeros]um okay so they just have to make a on uh the suggestion they have to
00:46:19:0900:46:31:04Dave [Xeros]just in the square like totally going after it um so and i’m
00:46:20:1400:46:26:22Brin [Basil]Okay! You’re just gonna very casually cast a spell?
00:46:23:1900:46:25:13Steve [GM]TBD, is that you on the banjo?
00:46:24:1900:46:28:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Is this louder? Or how loud is this loud?
00:46:31:0400:46:35:27Dave [Xeros]kind of like and i can tell that he’s starting to dance a little is getting his bladder working
00:46:36:1400:46:40:28Steve [GM]So what’s your spell saving throw?
00:46:36:2000:46:38:17Chris [TBD]Wait, do you determine that?
00:46:38:2200:46:40:10Brin [Basil]We… I feel…
00:46:43:0800:46:53:23Steve [GM]so they’re going to be at advantage because they have uh they’re large guys but they’re also dressed in an armor like
00:46:53:2600:47:04:20Steve [GM]like they’ve got helmets and breast breastmail breastplates there it is uh so they uh and as you your music starts coming towards them
00:47:04:2000:47:12:19Steve [GM]you can kind of see like an aura vibrating along magical frequencies you don’t see anything
00:47:07:1300:47:13:07Chris [TBD]I see it.
00:47:14:0600:47:25:19Dave [Xeros]sight so i’m only just casting it on one
00:47:14:1800:47:17:29Brin [Basil]I’m actually tap dancing right now excuse me
00:47:21:2500:47:25:05Steve [GM]both of them are we doing just one
00:47:25:1900:47:32:22Dave [Xeros]Yeah, so this is a suggestion. So I’m going to try to make one of them go to the battle.
00:47:26:2700:47:30:06Steve [GM]which one was this, the charm or suggestion
00:47:34:0400:48:07:23Brin [Basil]Oh gosh
00:47:34:0500:47:35:09Steve [GM]doing the potty dance
00:47:37:1600:47:39:20Steve [GM]nudges his mate and is like
00:47:40:2600:47:44:26Steve [GM]I have to go through the loo
00:47:45:0300:47:53:09Dave [Xeros]Yes you have to piss Yes you Have to piss Listen to this Okay
00:47:51:1100:47:52:06Jesse [Foulclaw]it backwards.
00:47:54:2100:47:56:10Dave [Xeros]Piss you half To this
00:47:56:0900:47:57:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:48:00:2200:48:07:18Dave [Xeros]So we’re down to 1 And then I’m gonna just Change to 4-4 Real quick
00:48:09:2200:48:12:22Dave [Xeros]and I will cast Charmed Person on the other one.
00:48:15:1800:48:15:26Brin [Basil]in here
00:48:16:1100:48:28:07Brin [Basil]the daytime you guys just so you know i’m feeling stressed out i
00:48:20:1200:48:21:05Jesse [Foulclaw]have a little stress
00:48:20:2000:48:22:20Steve [GM]is not successful. I got a 17.
00:48:23:0100:48:25:19Dave [Xeros]All right, so who’s just gonna hit this shit over the head?
00:48:28:0700:48:36:22Brin [Basil]i really uh-huh i think we should fiddle away let’s let’s get popped down this alley
00:48:29:2700:48:35:04Jesse [Foulclaw]we should probably leave though that was a good try good um
00:48:32:2200:48:34:14Chris [TBD]This is a good chance to get out of here.
00:48:35:1700:48:44:26Steve [GM]And so he’s watching… You guys are all kind of like watching him as this music, this lugubrious music starts playing.
00:48:42:2600:48:43:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:46:0600:48:52:16Steve [GM]And he’s like, hmm, and he gives you the stink eye, so I’m adding another die to the suspicion.
00:48:50:1000:48:54:29Dave [Xeros]Okay, yeah, see that alleyway? It’s time to hightail it my friends.
00:48:50:1900:48:51:07Chris [TBD]Here we go!
00:48:53:2500:48:56:28Steve [GM]Here it comes! Let’s hope for not 11 or 12.
00:48:54:0000:49:01:13Brin [Basil]it’s time to run these are boots of running not leaping
00:49:00:1900:49:07:19Dave [Xeros]You straight up like jump over a house Like uh, I get how this goes
00:49:01:2000:49:02:18Steve [GM]Boing, boing!
00:49:04:0600:49:14:16Chris [TBD]alright are we going to Rikors or are we going to the stairs alright consensus says stairs
00:49:04:0700:49:05:06Steve [GM]See ya!
00:49:11:0500:49:21:09Jesse [Foulclaw]stairs yeah we need to gather some more intelligence even if
00:49:11:1700:49:12:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah,
00:49:11:2000:49:22:26Brin [Basil]yeah i feel like the stairs because it might take us quite a while to get through there yes i’m really yeah i’m
00:49:21:0900:49:25:26Jesse [Foulclaw]we got in there vulnerable exposed
00:49:22:2600:49:25:12Brin [Basil]really worried about what’s inside there’s probably just more guards in there
00:49:27:0300:49:28:05Dave [Xeros]to the restricted section.
00:49:28:0200:49:30:23Steve [GM]Oh, the music stopped first, sorry.
00:49:31:1400:49:42:01Dave [Xeros]I can play us off down the alleyway yeah so far away
00:49:32:1200:49:40:02Brin [Basil]fading out just trying to earn some coin i just i start twerking shaking my tail
00:49:33:2700:49:35:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:49:35:1600:49:38:04Jesse [Foulclaw]so they can follow the tune
00:49:35:2100:49:37:14Chris [TBD]slowly fades away
00:49:40:0900:49:40:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:49:40:2200:50:13:28Brin [Basil]oh okay
00:49:43:0200:49:46:03Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah it worked really well on basmal
00:49:45:1700:49:50:08Dave [Xeros]It turns off and she just hits me in the face
00:49:54:0100:49:57:27Steve [GM]It’s your sad music as you walk away.
00:49:57:1300:49:58:29Chris [TBD]walk of shame
00:49:58:2000:49:59:22Jesse [Foulclaw]tiny violin
00:50:02:0400:50:04:07Steve [GM]Arrested development clip is running.
00:50:05:0500:50:06:18Chris [TBD]absolutely beautiful
00:50:05:0700:50:05:14Jesse [Foulclaw]haha
00:50:08:1100:50:16:06Steve [GM]all right lord of the rings lo-fi beats we’ll just do that for a bit see what gandalf is going for us
00:50:20:0200:50:20:25Chris [TBD]here at the
00:50:20:2500:50:23:08Steve [GM]you decided you’re gonna head back towards the port
00:50:21:0300:50:22:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:50:23:0300:50:24:04Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
00:50:26:0800:50:31:13Chris [TBD]the area we were at well, day he might recognize us
00:50:34:0500:50:35:11Chris [TBD]we came yes
00:50:34:2500:50:38:20Dave [Xeros]and dumped whiskey on That guy
00:50:36:2000:50:37:06Brin [Basil]hopefully
00:50:39:1700:50:41:10Chris [TBD]hopefully he took the day off
00:50:40:2500:50:51:15Brin [Basil]it’s it stained as white it’s stained his white feathers like a pale yellow yes
00:50:41:1000:50:43:01Steve [GM]do you hang out with these people
00:50:45:0500:50:51:02Dave [Xeros]he’s gonna walk you just listen for the deep breath that comes from him and then we’re
00:50:46:1200:50:47:01Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:50:47:0800:50:48:27Steve [GM]they’re like stained forever
00:50:51:0200:51:00:05Dave [Xeros]going to have to do it all over again all right um as as we’re getting close if we run into him
00:50:51:1500:51:19:05Brin [Basil]oh
00:50:51:2200:50:52:10Chris [TBD]do it
00:50:54:1700:50:55:24Steve [GM]basil comes up and just
00:50:56:2600:50:57:25Steve [GM]leaps away
00:50:59:2400:51:03:10Chris [TBD]oh my gosh
00:51:00:0500:51:04:25Dave [Xeros]again just make sure that we just do the same thing because if it happens twice maybe his
00:51:08:0100:51:20:01Chris [TBD]why don’t
00:51:09:0000:51:19:24Steve [GM]um so why don’t we have how would you like to not draw attention to yourself uh stealth role if you’re feeling vanilla
00:51:20:1300:51:23:28Chris [TBD]fly ahead and just reconnaissance us.
00:51:23:0100:51:31:23Dave [Xeros]you’re basically silent i’m so
00:51:24:0800:51:28:14Jesse [Foulclaw]okay oh sorry
00:51:26:2500:51:28:09Steve [GM]because of I mean
00:51:30:2800:51:31:21Steve [GM]that’s
00:51:32:0100:51:37:19Dave [Xeros]that this plays so well in a podcast yes i’m just being silent
00:51:37:0500:51:40:14Steve [GM]this is me flying
00:51:40:2100:51:43:09Jesse [Foulclaw]if you’re not watching our YouTube channel then you probably
00:51:43:0900:51:55:13Jesse [Foulclaw]oh, I thought
00:51:46:0900:51:52:25Steve [GM]athletics or acrobatics uh whichever is better for you i think they’re probably the same but and you’re at
00:51:52:2500:52:00:21Steve [GM]advantage because like there’s still a chance no you can pick stealth or if you want to do something
00:51:55:1300:51:58:26Jesse [Foulclaw]this was a stealth check you said stealth I can
00:52:00:2100:52:08:22Steve [GM]else to like blend in or try not to draw attention to yourself we’ll do this separate so whatever
00:52:09:1000:52:09:28Jesse [Foulclaw]stealth
00:52:09:2800:52:13:15Steve [GM]you want to run off stealth. Because don’t we have, like, plus a lot?
00:52:22:2900:52:26:18Steve [GM]You’re still at advantage, though, because you’re so silent.
00:52:28:2200:52:33:04Jesse [Foulclaw]um okay yeah it’s not that’s an eight
00:52:28:2800:52:32:11Steve [GM]So go ahead and… Because that was, like… Nine?
00:52:34:2700:52:39:20Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay a 15 plus four
00:52:43:0800:52:46:19Dave [Xeros]look at us
00:52:46:1000:52:48:17Steve [GM]So you managed to get your
00:52:51:0500:52:59:04Steve [GM]over the port. You don’t see that Owlin that got assaulted yesterday anywhere.
00:53:01:0200:53:12:06Steve [GM]And you can kind of direct everyone else so that they too can sneak through a little bit better. If you don’t have any specific way you want to go through,
00:53:12:1300:53:21:29Steve [GM]give me his stealth roll and his help has given everybody advantage on it. But if you have something specific that you’d rather try.
00:53:22:2500:53:29:07Brin [Basil]I feel like it’s really important that we get down these stairs without being seen by anyone.
00:53:28:2900:53:34:11Chris [TBD]I am surprisingly dexterous
00:53:29:1600:53:31:23Dave [Xeros]Okay, that’s fine.
00:53:37:0300:53:37:26Steve [GM]There you go.
00:53:37:1600:53:38:10Chris [TBD]Thank you.
00:53:37:2600:53:41:21Dave [Xeros]I’m surprisingly sticking out like a sore thumb, I think!
00:53:38:2100:53:41:15Brin [Basil]I know I try to use illusion as a verb.
00:53:41:2100:53:43:19Steve [GM]Nineteen intelligence! Hoo-yah!
00:53:43:2100:53:52:16Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah! I made up my own language! um yeah i so should we go the whole uh stealthy route then
00:53:57:0900:53:57:21Steve [GM]Okay.
00:53:58:2900:54:01:27Steve [GM]Your bulging muscles draw little attention from the crowd.
00:54:03:1200:54:10:01Chris [TBD]When you’re traveling, playing music, sometimes you just gotta blend in with the crowd. Sounds like a song.
00:54:11:2700:54:12:17Jesse [Foulclaw]write it down
00:54:12:2200:54:18:15Steve [GM]A rabbit walking around doesn’t draw attention among a city of angels.
00:54:16:0400:54:20:29Brin [Basil]No. I’m freaking quiet, guys. And I’m small.
00:54:22:0300:54:23:25Jesse [Foulclaw]uh well i thought you said you weren’t
00:54:23:0100:54:30:24Dave [Xeros]rolled i actually rolled an 18 i got a plus four it’s stealth actually yeah because my dexterity is really high So, yeah.
00:54:27:0500:54:28:02Steve [GM]All right, all right.
00:54:30:2000:54:31:06Steve [GM]All right.
00:54:32:0800:54:36:21Jesse [Foulclaw]oh look the guards are going from the library you guys um everybody rolled super high
00:54:34:0700:54:36:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:54:36:2000:54:37:16Dave [Xeros]Everyone go back.
00:54:41:1400:54:47:02Steve [GM]comes back. I didn’t have to pee. I don’t know what I was thinking.
00:54:46:1300:54:49:22Dave [Xeros]I just sat there. It’s got to be like something.
00:54:47:0100:54:48:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:54:47:2000:54:48:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:54:49:1100:55:01:03Steve [GM]Stage fright, I think there was a guy next to me and you know how that works smash cut
00:54:49:2700:54:53:16Chris [TBD]Stage fright. Stage fright? Yep.
00:54:51:1400:54:53:26Dave [Xeros]Stage fright? Stage fright.
00:54:52:2200:54:54:29Brin [Basil]Oh, it definitely sounds like a UTI man.
00:54:55:1600:54:57:28Dave [Xeros]Or stage four cancer. One of the two.
00:55:01:0300:55:03:23Steve [GM]back to the crew by that. I mean,
00:55:08:2400:55:20:17Steve [GM]Um, you make your way towards these stairs. They’re cut out of the living rock, so they’re uneven, kind of worn down
00:55:20:1700:55:31:06Steve [GM]and because as you’re descending you’re going underneath like the foundations of the city you’re seeing more and more of this aura everywhere so it’s almost like
00:55:31:0600:55:32:17Steve [GM]it’s somewhat illuminated
00:55:32:2800:55:38:05Dave [Xeros]i have true sight does it see anything beyond just like the ordinary
00:55:38:2600:55:48:24Dave [Xeros]like uh magical like rocks okay so it’s got that extra like opalescent aura to it
00:55:42:0500:55:44:04Steve [GM]legit magical to me
00:55:50:2700:55:52:10Steve [GM]um
00:55:55:1300:55:59:00Dave [Xeros]guys you have no idea what trip i’m going on right now
00:56:03:0900:56:07:12Chris [TBD]Starts just touching his cheeks and rubbing them in circles.
00:56:08:1000:56:20:08Dave [Xeros]touching everything as i’m walking down the stairs oh my gosh guys you take
00:56:10:1500:56:12:08Chris [TBD]It’s on freaking ecstasy.
00:56:17:1000:56:22:10Chris [TBD]this hat. This is getting weird.
00:56:20:0800:56:23:16Dave [Xeros]a rope out no because that’s all on the tensor’s floating disc down
00:56:23:1600:56:41:24Dave [Xeros]below so apparently not uh so we can’t tie each other up do
00:56:24:1900:56:53:00Chris [TBD]That’s true sight.
00:56:28:2600:56:40:19Steve [GM]it is so treacherous because you can fly to do a roll but let’s have do an acrobatics or athletics whichever
00:56:40:1900:56:49:07Steve [GM]is better for you um it’s well
00:56:42:2600:56:52:11Dave [Xeros]or disadvantage sorry at regular or disadvantage i’m yeah
00:56:49:2500:56:53:03Steve [GM]you drank something that gave you advantage
00:56:52:1100:57:02:16Dave [Xeros]it’s it’s yeah but this isn’t It’s not advantage on this. It’s advantage on, yeah, advantage on insight medicine perception and survival.
00:56:58:0200:57:03:23Steve [GM]like survival yeah okay so yeah you’ll have to roll
00:57:05:1200:57:07:28Brin [Basil]You didn’t mix it with any cider or anything?
00:57:09:1700:57:11:01Brin [Basil]Well, damnit!
00:57:17:0400:57:18:28Dave [Xeros]Let’s see what my survival is.
00:57:18:1200:57:19:17Brin [Basil]Barely. Okay, 16.
00:57:19:0200:57:30:04Steve [GM]okay and 19 and then okay so you’re going and uh he um arrows okay so
00:57:29:1600:57:31:02Brin [Basil]Paros sit down!
00:57:32:0700:57:37:18Brin [Basil]Good lordy. Wait can you still see?
00:57:32:1000:57:34:08Chris [TBD]He keeps looking at his watch. I’m like,
00:57:36:2500:57:41:17Chris [TBD]how much time do we have to it’s all part of it?
00:57:39:0300:57:39:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, yeah.
00:57:44:0800:57:54:26Steve [GM]i’m present okay so you slip you slip on the rocks and um your uh like a large chunk of it
00:57:44:2900:57:47:03Chris [TBD]you’re fine. If you need to take break, you can’t.
00:57:47:1100:57:49:29Dave [Xeros]Of course.
00:57:54:2600:58:05:02Steve [GM]breaks off and spirals down and then shoots past you again so these rocks are also associated with
00:58:05:0500:58:11:23Steve [GM]this is like the same sort of thing that you found down below but by kicking an accidentally
00:58:11:2300:58:18:04Steve [GM]breaking off that piece you kind of expose a almost more condensed and rare version
00:58:18:0400:58:25:28Steve [GM]of it so like it looks like a little bit purer not like 100 but it’s looking yeah
00:58:22:2800:58:23:08Dave [Xeros]my.
00:58:23:2100:58:27:12Brin [Basil]Like more crystal-y instead of rocky? Okay.
00:58:27:2500:58:37:29Brin [Basil]Okay, so
00:58:27:2900:58:31:20Dave [Xeros]I’m just, like, literally on my chest just rubbing it.
00:58:34:1800:58:40:05Steve [GM]right so okay so step back
00:58:34:2900:58:35:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey?
00:58:37:0800:58:38:14Jesse [Foulclaw]Come back.
00:58:40:0500:58:49:13Steve [GM]um give me arcana from any magically inclined way even you stoned though
00:58:50:0600:58:51:13Dave [Xeros]Even you!
00:58:51:2000:58:54:01Brin [Basil]You want to hear me too? Yeah I’m like
00:58:53:1800:58:56:06Jesse [Foulclaw]A net 20 plus 4!
00:58:55:1500:58:57:22Chris [TBD]I got a nat 20 plus
00:58:58:2300:58:59:16Chris [TBD]six.
00:58:59:1500:59:03:00Brin [Basil]Stop it. Stop it!
00:59:00:1900:59:01:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:59:00:1900:59:02:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:59:02:1800:59:03:22Dave [Xeros]Straight up.
00:59:03:1400:59:04:15Chris [TBD]Right here?
00:59:04:0200:59:07:12Jesse [Foulclaw]we know everything about this place because you trip
00:59:07:2100:59:12:25Brin [Basil]It all makes sense
00:59:08:2300:59:10:11Chris [TBD]It all makes sense.
00:59:11:2300:59:17:22Dave [Xeros]I think I understand the theory of everything and infinity itself.
00:59:15:2400:59:23:22Chris [TBD]I did put mine down on purpose
00:59:19:1800:59:22:04Steve [GM]all uh kept their rock you put yours down
00:59:21:2800:59:26:23Brin [Basil]Yeah I was going to say what’s happening to the rocks in our I have mine and I put mine in my pouch
00:59:24:0300:59:32:05Steve [GM]okay so okay so the you there is uh the connection is um this this rock
00:59:32:0500:59:40:19Steve [GM]um it feel because of the magical aura that it kind of gives off uh and you tripped and broke
00:59:40:1900:59:48:14Steve [GM]it up right and so as you did so it caused some a small amount of like dust to come off
00:59:48:1400:59:57:02Steve [GM]the broken section which which and when uh which that’s you right like when in doubt snort it up
00:59:55:2601:00:06:22Brin [Basil]out, it
00:59:56:2000:59:59:19Dave [Xeros]When in doubt, just make sure it goes right up your nose.
01:00:00:2001:00:09:24Steve [GM]um and your you’re your magical acuity in a way beyond the drink you had like
01:00:01:1401:00:03:03Dave [Xeros]There’s nothing there to protect.
01:00:09:2401:00:21:04Steve [GM]in the corner of yourself you’re like wait a minute i feel magically advanced a little bit and upon that recognition and the other spell casters
01:00:21:0401:00:22:07Steve [GM]you realize that
01:00:23:2001:00:27:23Steve [GM]by crushing these Veil Stones as I call them
01:00:29:0101:00:35:20Steve [GM]it will create the next spell that you cast is one level
01:00:38:0201:00:44:18Steve [GM]casting Magic Missiles, which is normally three magic darts If you use the Veil Stone beforehand
01:00:47:1301:00:51:17Steve [GM]it up one level so it would be four instead of three Um
01:00:52:1701:00:59:25Steve [GM]So that’s kind of what you’ve discovered about these stones.
01:01:00:0501:01:06:20Steve [GM]If you want to use them, yeah, essentially.
01:01:02:0301:01:17:02Jesse [Foulclaw]performance enhancing stones that sounds
01:01:02:2001:01:14:04Dave [Xeros]right yeah so so the question is do we actually write this down and take it back to Lashara or do we just uh you know patent this formula and sell it everywhere and just make a lot of money
01:01:16:1401:01:18:28Brin [Basil]Meanwhile, I’m just crushing it and rubbing it in my hair.
01:01:19:2001:01:21:20Steve [GM]It’s not working so well, fellas!
01:01:20:0801:01:34:18Chris [TBD]not interested
01:01:22:1201:01:32:24Dave [Xeros]you’re like i’m looking at you and you’re just all sparkly i’m like oh shit oh no she’s rubbing it on her ears things are going bad
01:01:24:1201:01:28:17Jesse [Foulclaw]what is happening
01:01:27:2701:01:29:13Brin [Basil]oh my gosh
01:01:34:1801:01:45:26Chris [TBD]in so quickly backstabbing our benefactor. That’s right,
01:01:39:1101:01:50:19Dave [Xeros]she’s so so old like she only wrote us into a will anyway so she doesn’t have to die for us to get paid yeah i mean it’s not like like we quite literally getting nothing out of this
01:01:39:1701:01:52:20Jesse [Foulclaw]sounds a little unethical um can
01:01:46:0801:01:47:00Chris [TBD]do that, didn’t she?
01:01:50:2901:01:53:04Chris [TBD]Listen man, it’s Lashara, you can’t
01:01:52:2001:01:58:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i does it like change our appearance or anything do we notice anything like when we’ve inhaled this like because those other guys in
01:01:58:2801:02:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw]the arena they had a purple glow or thing right not yet okay no immediate
01:02:00:2601:02:02:06Steve [GM]Not at this point.
01:02:03:1301:02:04:07Dave [Xeros]That’s ominous.
01:02:04:2001:02:05:24Brin [Basil]so I
01:02:05:0001:02:10:20Steve [GM]I mean, you just barely experienced a little bit of it. No immediate change.
01:02:13:2301:02:17:22Dave [Xeros]it’s like you snort this and then it is straight up like cocaine. It just takes you up a level.
01:02:14:1501:02:21:02Jesse [Foulclaw]okay yeah
01:02:19:0501:02:22:09Steve [GM]If that’s what you think cocaine does to people, then yeah.
01:02:21:1301:02:22:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:02:23:2101:02:24:28Steve [GM]I need to level up.
01:02:25:1701:02:28:08Brin [Basil]anyone who’s taken Adderall knows
01:02:25:1801:02:26:21Chris [TBD]Now let’s see here.
01:02:26:2901:02:36:07Jesse [Foulclaw]made all three of us crack at this you put a crack in the rock and then we snorted got it
01:02:34:2401:02:35:13Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep.
01:02:35:2501:02:38:10Steve [GM]and a tip-tail now to figure it out.
01:02:38:0101:03:02:23Brin [Basil]meanwhile I’m shaking it in my lavender perfume yeah
01:02:43:2401:02:45:28Dave [Xeros]some of these in my cargo pants
01:02:47:2901:02:50:06Steve [GM]1d4 stones come free.
01:02:51:2501:02:53:11Dave [Xeros]it’s work after that. Three?
01:02:53:2801:03:05:14Steve [GM]You got three, Chris just one d4 okay uh yeah your long one yep
01:03:09:2501:03:11:04Steve [GM]so
01:03:13:0101:03:15:01Steve [GM]to keep track
01:03:20:0601:03:27:20Dave [Xeros]well we’ve made it down like two or three stairs uh cool where
01:03:23:1301:03:30:17Brin [Basil]I just keep the one cuz i just want to get dagger out of it because it’s really lightweight and
01:03:27:0501:03:27:28Steve [GM]oh
01:03:30:1701:03:37:10Brin [Basil]floats right up in the jugular I could throw up
01:03:34:0701:03:36:26Chris [TBD]with it they’re gonna get like super magical boosts
01:03:39:2101:03:44:20Dave [Xeros]like uh you stab someone and just starts making all their internal organs levitate out of their
01:03:43:1101:03:47:18Brin [Basil]And it just brings him up and sticks them into the ceiling.
01:03:44:2001:03:57:15Dave [Xeros]mouth how
01:03:46:1701:03:48:25Steve [GM]and there goes the clean rating again
01:03:48:2901:03:53:04Brin [Basil]I’m so sorry, I’ve watched too much attack on Titan!
01:03:51:1901:03:54:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to continue down the stairs.
01:03:53:1901:03:56:16Steve [GM]listen to a fly away
01:03:56:0001:04:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna try and lead my companions away from this false idol down the steps further.
01:03:57:1501:04:32:05Dave [Xeros]close what are you going for that call can you
01:04:03:0401:04:12:08Steve [GM]you descend you descend to the stairs and um it’ll right you come across a like a ledge and then it just
01:04:03:2601:04:05:23Brin [Basil]Valclot your feathers are looking great
01:04:12:0801:04:19:08Steve [GM]drops straight off but there is a cavern so there’s an entrance here which going into
01:04:19:0801:04:24:10Steve [GM]you don’t have to worry about torches or anything because there’s enough veins of
01:04:24:1001:04:31:10Steve [GM]the veil stone to create ambient light so it’s all like a rave and it’s still purple in hue
01:04:32:0501:04:42:02Dave [Xeros]please turn on some like techno music just like it’s coming from and it’s, like, yeah. This is going to get so awesomely trippy. So
01:04:34:1501:04:36:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Is it pulsing with the music?
01:04:38:0201:04:39:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh no.
01:04:41:1401:04:49:08Chris [TBD]are we hearing anything no
01:04:49:0801:04:59:20Chris [TBD]no i mean uh in the stairway do we hear anything
01:04:49:2401:04:50:29Dave [Xeros]that was the Hobbit music.
01:04:59:2001:05:06:20Chris [TBD]Are we hearing, like, any hi -ho’s or off to work we go’s?
01:05:03:0801:05:05:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, no, like dwarves
01:05:05:0401:05:07:19Brin [Basil]Is it dark?
01:05:10:2601:05:11:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:05:11:0601:05:14:22Dave [Xeros]The system is down. The system is down
01:05:20:1901:05:21:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
01:05:22:2701:05:32:11Dave [Xeros]is grounded okay um and all of the rock is pulsing to the beat
01:05:23:1701:05:25:04Chris [TBD]Some weird dwarves.
01:05:27:2001:05:39:02Steve [GM]it sounds like as you walk through that that’s canon then uh yeah
01:05:32:1101:05:39:21Dave [Xeros]and i’m losing my shit ambient light
01:05:35:2601:05:44:02Brin [Basil]is it dark in here or it’s just purpley okay so we can’t we can see though
01:05:38:0301:05:41:05Chris [TBD]No, he said it was kind of a purplish illumination.
01:05:39:0201:05:44:03Steve [GM]but yeah so it’s like walking through dark light kind of a thing for us
01:05:44:0201:05:53:21Brin [Basil]we don’t need like any eights. Okay I think
01:05:48:1801:05:58:19Jesse [Foulclaw]because it’s a drop off he said fly over or something and I fly over there to this next where all these things, oh the cracks are and investigate
01:05:51:0701:05:52:06Steve [GM]you want to like fly underneath
01:05:53:2101:06:02:27Brin [Basil]that’s a great idea yeah
01:05:59:0701:06:05:14Steve [GM]so you fly around the general area and it’s if you look at the big map behind
01:06:05:1401:06:16:08Steve [GM]you it’s basically like you just see the stones going down you don t see any other entranceways or cracks, and in fact it seems like there’s a little bit more of
01:06:16:0801:06:25:23Steve [GM]concentration of the veil stones around the entrance to this little cavern at the bottom of the stairs. So it seems that’s the best place
01:06:24:0801:06:32:09Dave [Xeros]trying to figure out why it’s something so beautiful and magical is not being guarded at
01:06:33:1301:06:41:04Brin [Basil]that’s little worrisome because based on the things that we’ve caught and he’s definitely doing some deterioration
01:06:46:1301:06:55:01Dave [Xeros]could possibly go wrong uh you uh falco you’re gonna actually have to land
01:06:47:1601:06:49:27Brin [Basil]and he’s addicted ladies and gentlemen
01:06:49:0801:06:50:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:06:49:2701:06:50:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:06:51:1501:06:52:02Steve [GM]Alright.
01:06:55:0101:07:00:14Dave [Xeros]and um probably go in this deep dark hole with us yep
01:07:02:0401:07:03:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll do it
01:07:05:0801:07:09:02Steve [GM]As you as you go deeper into the cavern
01:07:10:1501:07:12:04Steve [GM]you start hearing
01:07:13:1101:07:13:28Steve [GM]wailing
01:07:15:2201:07:16:09Steve [GM]lamentations
01:07:20:2501:07:21:14Steve [GM]like
01:07:24:0701:07:27:22Steve [GM]we’re coming across a bunch of crazy people having a party but
01:07:28:2801:07:34:23Steve [GM]genuine sadness and a lot of get me out of here kind of thing
01:07:30:2701:07:41:10Dave [Xeros]not not like not like matrix 2 orgy more of like uh like more
01:07:34:1301:07:36:20Brin [Basil]like torture-y kind of sound
01:07:41:1101:07:43:18Brin [Basil]I fast forwarded through that part
01:07:45:2901:07:47:15Chris [TBD]They didn’t show anything.
01:07:46:0201:07:46:24Dave [Xeros]the dungeons
01:07:49:2501:07:52:03Brin [Basil]I didn’t stick around to find out
01:07:54:1701:08:02:26Jesse [Foulclaw]okay are they coming from a particular like is there just one hallway we’re going down it’s just getting louder or as their branches well it’s like everywhere yeah
01:07:56:0501:07:57:22Chris [TBD]who’s boss? We’re going to have a rave!
01:08:01:0501:08:12:18Steve [GM]a main hallway um it twists and turns but there’s really only one direction to go and it’s surprisingly wide it’s not like you’re getting claustrophobic or anything trying to
01:08:12:1801:08:22:10Steve [GM]squeeze between crags and everything like it’s developed the pathway yeah yeah yeah It’s been excavated and everything.
01:08:17:1401:08:19:16Brin [Basil]So this has been chipped out?
01:08:25:2001:08:30:15Dave [Xeros]sneak and maybe investigate a little bit before all of us just jump in
01:08:30:0901:08:35:29Brin [Basil]for sure before we reach these noises I just feel like we shouldn’t let anybody be seeing us down here.
01:08:36:1701:08:44:04Dave [Xeros]a hands who or wings um well he’s he’s got a hand. He has hands? I’m an owl man
01:08:37:1401:08:40:02Steve [GM]Or wings or paws?
01:08:41:1601:08:42:14Chris [TBD]he has hands
01:08:43:1101:08:50:07Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s two who’s the sneakiest besides our rogue that’s sick right
01:08:45:0701:08:47:15Dave [Xeros]Who wants to go just take a peek real quick
01:08:50:1901:08:53:26Brin [Basil]I’m really worried about these noises.
01:08:55:1101:08:56:06Dave [Xeros]It’s not me
01:08:58:0401:09:08:24Brin [Basil]for stealth but you have plus four Oh okay I feel like you’re not
01:09:00:0301:09:05:22Chris [TBD]Same, nice
01:09:03:0901:09:04:26Dave [Xeros]a plus four
01:09:05:2201:09:13:20Chris [TBD]Just go for
01:09:08:2401:09:11:16Brin [Basil]in a good mindset to be sneaking around
01:09:09:2101:09:13:20Dave [Xeros]Yeah, I’ll probably do it at disadvantage
01:09:13:0301:09:19:13Jesse [Foulclaw]so I probably have to go is this large enough if I can fly though like it’s wide enough and everything I can kind of closer here
01:09:17:0701:09:20:08Brin [Basil]it is
01:09:18:0201:09:21:17Steve [GM]No, it’s only about 10 feet tall, roughly speaking.
01:09:22:2701:09:33:20Dave [Xeros]So his hat is basically scraping the top of but so let’s not send TBD down there
01:09:26:2001:09:27:15Chris [TBD]I’m that tall.
01:09:27:1101:09:27:25Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah
01:09:28:2701:09:32:13Steve [GM]So I don’t think you have a lot of aerial options.
01:09:34:1401:09:38:16Jesse [Foulclaw]so I’m losing my silent flight if I go ahead
01:09:38:0801:09:40:15Steve [GM]You don’t have… Not in this area.
01:09:39:1001:09:41:12Brin [Basil]you can’t float through
01:09:43:2601:09:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw]okay I’m going to sneak in
01:09:45:2801:09:47:03Jesse [Foulclaw]peek around the corner
01:09:47:1801:09:51:01Dave [Xeros]I’m going to cast Bardic Inspiration on you before you do that.
01:09:55:0801:09:56:14Brin [Basil]so you’re gonna do
01:09:56:2401:09:58:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think he can reach my shoulder
01:09:58:1001:09:59:20Dave [Xeros]You got this, buddy!
01:09:59:0301:10:06:00Brin [Basil]but uh I have boots of leaping my friend I just hold there and go, you got this! And then I give it to him.
01:09:59:2901:10:01:21Jesse [Foulclaw]like pat my calf or something
01:10:04:0701:10:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re going to go through the ceiling if you use those straight through
01:10:05:2301:10:07:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:10:14:0701:10:18:18Jesse [Foulclaw]would I have a luck point if I want to roll it
01:10:20:2101:10:22:18Dave [Xeros]Bardic Expiration which is a D6.
01:10:23:2301:10:27:13Steve [GM]And you have, don’t you have some sensu beans?
01:10:28:0301:10:31:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I have two Zenzu roots yes
01:10:31:1101:10:39:07Steve [GM]You can discard one for a full re-roll or you can use one of them to add that number two to your roll.
01:10:40:1401:10:43:05Jesse [Foulclaw]d4 that you roll for one of those? Or a 6.
01:10:41:2401:10:43:15Steve [GM]You should’ve written down
01:10:43:1901:10:49:08Dave [Xeros]It’s a D4 or D6 I think the first one’s a D4 and the other ones after that are D6
01:10:45:2701:10:47:01Steve [GM]like
01:10:50:0801:10:52:01Brin [Basil]I have five so I’m going to lend
01:10:54:0601:10:56:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, you guys I can do this okay
01:10:56:2001:10:59:07Brin [Basil]five lends that I rolled six times.
01:10:59:2101:11:11:21Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to trade in one of my fruits for another roll here Oh cool! Yeah 19 plus a 4
01:11:15:1101:11:21:04Steve [GM]right so you successfully sneak forward and um it becomes
01:11:21:0401:11:31:04Steve [GM]pretty clear why there isn’t uh like guards or anything because uh you have arrived at an enormous
01:11:31:0401:11:42:22Steve [GM]chasm which the darkness underneath is different than like outside of leather porn there’s something in the darkness that if you stare into
01:11:42:2201:11:46:29Steve [GM]that abyss, the monster might stare back at you. Don’t blink
01:11:48:0201:11:50:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Do you have a blindfold or anything maybe we should
01:11:52:0601:11:53:20Steve [GM]for your own safety
01:11:54:0601:11:56:04Brin [Basil]take his faith
01:11:58:2701:12:09:11Steve [GM]I mean it’s like 120 feet It’s a fair distance You can fly so obviously you would be able to get across And you probably could jump across
01:12:10:2301:12:12:17Steve [GM]But I mean as far is like
01:12:11:2201:12:12:19Dave [Xeros]I could
01:12:15:2601:12:20:29Steve [GM]all the way do you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie
01:12:16:0901:12:18:02Dave [Xeros]Just start walking on here.
01:12:22:0001:12:22:17Steve [GM]um
01:12:24:2001:12:27:07Dave [Xeros]is me and TBD not going to work out
01:12:26:1901:12:38:19Steve [GM]it’s it you got you’re gonna have to either figure something out or come up with if you wish but it’s this enormous chasm and on the far side um
01:12:38:1901:12:44:06Steve [GM]you can see uh a number of cages
01:12:44:0601:12:54:15Steve [GM]and creatures of many different types inside of the cages. It kind of goes on for quite a distance.
01:12:57:0301:13:01:05Dave [Xeros]to them we have to cross the chasms and the chasm is
01:13:02:1401:13:03:29Dave [Xeros]bad. Like, don’t look
01:13:03:0501:13:07:26Jesse [Foulclaw]am i strong enough to carry anybody when i’m flying is that
01:13:10:0801:13:19:17Brin [Basil]carry me but i think i’m the only one I’m pretty small we’re out of luck
01:13:10:2001:13:12:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m a medium
01:13:13:2801:13:17:20Steve [GM]And you don’t need to be carried really.
01:13:18:2701:13:24:17Dave [Xeros]You know what would have helped if we had that disc? That floating disc with us? Yeah, that would’ve been nice.
01:13:19:0101:13:23:25Chris [TBD]Yeah, that would have been helpful.
01:13:19:1401:13:20:17Jesse [Foulclaw]not this time
01:13:24:1101:13:26:11Brin [Basil]yeah that floating sled
01:13:27:0701:13:27:16Dave [Xeros]been good.
01:13:27:1901:13:30:19Steve [GM]Nobody locked up it’s still in the parking lot.
01:13:28:0901:13:35:02Jesse [Foulclaw]is it in you can’t, it’s not in your pocket you can’ reach and get the you can’T
01:13:29:0301:13:30:23Dave [Xeros]Yep, yeah, it’s…
01:13:33:0701:13:36:24Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. Remember we left it down below with all of our traveling gear
01:13:36:2001:13:48:07Brin [Basil]okay so if there are a bunch of cages and creatures in there that are making these sad noises. What if we go back to Rikors and get down in that basement?
01:13:48:1201:13:50:11Brin [Basil]Because I bet you that’s across the chasm.
01:13:51:0601:13:53:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I should fly over and try talking to one of them first
01:13:56:1201:13:57:18Dave [Xeros]Bring your pamphlets.
01:13:59:1901:14:05:00Brin [Basil]So you’re not trying to convert You’re just going to ask. Okay, great. I’m so sorry.
01:14:01:2501:14:13:02Jesse [Foulclaw]no what is with you guys why would you i i have other hobbies
01:14:10:1101:14:12:10Brin [Basil]Just like normal conversation
01:14:13:0201:14:16:21Jesse [Foulclaw]outside of my schoolwork and studies okay
01:14:15:2801:14:16:26Brin [Basil]Quill crafting
01:14:18:1101:14:19:07Dave [Xeros]scripture writing
01:14:21:0201:14:26:25Steve [GM]crafting is that like a fingernail collection for humans it just comes off you just keep it
01:14:27:1601:14:30:22Dave [Xeros]oh another one fell off put it in the stick
01:14:33:2701:14:35:07Dave [Xeros]chopping up that quail
01:14:35:0701:14:42:02Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna fly across i’m going to play across do you want to come with me
01:14:37:1201:14:39:05Steve [GM]you’re gonna fly across
01:14:39:2601:14:42:27Dave [Xeros]what spells do you have for us? that can get us crossed
01:14:43:2701:14:47:10Brin [Basil]I’m going to, yeah. Just in case you need me to kick someone’s ass for you.
01:14:46:1901:14:51:13Chris [TBD]I mean, I could launch a magic missile and surf it across.
01:14:50:0901:14:54:07Brin [Basil]Just in cause like one of these cages is open You know? I got your back
01:14:56:1801:15:08:18Steve [GM]the boots of leaping to do that extra distance it requires a dash movement which is basically double your movement speed but you run the risk
01:15:08:1801:15:14:04Steve [GM]of becoming exhausted and there are different levels of exhaustion if you get five levels
01:15:11:2001:15:16:16Chris [TBD]I don’t have much. Still a second level wizard.
01:15:12:0901:15:12:23Brin [Basil]Okay
01:15:14:0401:15:22:11Steve [GM]you’re dead basically or well so you’ve got basically you would make the jump you’ll make
01:15:14:1701:15:16:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Or I could carry you.
01:15:19:2801:15:20:23Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re small.
01:15:22:1101:15:27:16Steve [GM]the jump regardless but the question is do you gain a level of exhaustion and that’s just a
01:15:27:1601:15:35:24Steve [GM]constitution saving throw so you’ll you can make it okay so
01:15:30:2001:15:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Why don’t you make the jump, and then if you need it, I’ll carry you back?
01:15:34:0801:15:35:11Brin [Basil]Sounds great
01:15:35:2401:15:43:19Steve [GM]yeah constitution 17 you’re all right
01:15:42:0701:15:45:28Brin [Basil]i made it i made it no exhaustion
01:15:43:1901:15:50:04Steve [GM]okay so um the great thing about the boots of leaping they don’t even require a running start
01:15:50:0401:15:59:13Steve [GM]so basil is just at one end and then just like it’s like crouching tiger kid in dragon
01:15:50:2501:15:52:23Jesse [Foulclaw]This is from a standing…
01:15:52:2601:15:56:01Brin [Basil]and as i’m going there i love
01:16:00:1101:16:12:03Steve [GM]and the ears are just like flapping in the breeze like they’re a headband like ninja turtle mask yes your sound effects i’m not able to really
01:16:01:0301:16:02:17Brin [Basil]my dream come true
01:16:04:1901:16:14:23Brin [Basil]i love slowly gliding is this what it feels like to fly
01:16:06:0801:16:10:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just coasting like silently across all slow. Meow!
01:16:12:0301:16:12:15Steve [GM]replicate
01:16:14:2301:16:25:24Brin [Basil]freaking off
01:16:19:1101:16:22:07Steve [GM]so you jumped and there’s like still the shape of
01:16:24:0701:16:26:05Steve [GM]side and then it feeds away
01:16:25:0801:16:26:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:16:25:2401:16:31:17Brin [Basil]and because it floats it just stays there it doesn’t fall
01:16:30:0201:16:30:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:16:32:0801:16:33:15Steve [GM]floats into the
01:16:35:0801:16:36:27Steve [GM]like a meta question or
01:16:36:1701:16:37:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah, this is more meta.
01:16:39:2201:16:46:18Dave [Xeros]With Truesight, which I wasn’t really expecting to ever have um I can see through like magical
01:16:48:0301:16:49:11Dave [Xeros]everything. Illusions
01:16:50:2301:17:01:10Dave [Xeros]so as I have Truesite I don’t know if I’m actually tripping or not Like this is my story in a nutshell but I look back and
01:17:01:1001:17:05:23Dave [Xeros]I have angel wings coming out of my
01:17:06:2601:17:08:17Jesse [Foulclaw]No, TBD. Grab him.
01:17:10:0801:17:12:04Brin [Basil]he’s trying to fly across grab him
01:17:10:2201:17:13:02Chris [TBD]He’s going to jump. He’s going to jump.
01:17:13:1801:17:14:13Dave [Xeros]so what I do
01:17:14:0601:17:17:12Chris [TBD]Whoa, whoa, whoa, there are arrows. Whoa!
01:17:16:2601:17:24:26Dave [Xeros]move my back and the wing actually moves in the other one and I’m like, yeah
01:17:21:1901:17:25:02Steve [GM]It does what he expects it to do as he hallucinates.
01:17:24:0401:17:24:11Jesse [Foulclaw]this?
01:17:25:1901:17:30:15Dave [Xeros]I’m just about ready to jump off a ledge
01:17:31:0401:17:32:21Chris [TBD]Superman who just invented
01:17:33:2601:17:37:08Chris [TBD]laser eyes when he needed them. Is that what’s going on?
01:17:37:1501:17:48:04Brin [Basil]is that
01:17:37:2001:17:38:15Dave [Xeros]it’s not
01:17:38:1501:17:54:23Dave [Xeros]is actually it’s actually in my story um is
01:17:38:2001:17:40:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Only he doesn’t actually have wings.
01:17:44:1701:17:48:14Steve [GM]as to whether you’re tripping or actually is so…
01:17:48:0401:17:52:10Brin [Basil]because of the purple dust maybe can it manipulate
01:17:50:2001:17:53:28Steve [GM]Well, it depends on the die roll. So tell me are you taking evens or odds?
01:17:52:1001:18:02:08Brin [Basil]actual wings
01:17:54:2301:17:56:26Dave [Xeros]this if i believe i have wings or i believe
01:17:58:0201:18:01:03Steve [GM]This is that you are correct that you have wings
01:18:05:1701:18:06:28Steve [GM]Even or odd
01:18:05:2701:18:17:20Dave [Xeros]uh odd okay so i don’t believe i
01:18:14:0701:18:15:12Steve [GM]an 8
01:18:20:1601:18:22:08Chris [TBD]Okay, okay, going to jump?
01:18:22:2801:18:27:21Jesse [Foulclaw]So he might still jump! He might still…
01:18:23:2901:18:24:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:18:24:2001:18:30:17Brin [Basil]and he’s just like pushes him just a little bit don’t fall
01:18:24:2201:18:26:24Steve [GM]Kind of bouncing a little bit
01:18:27:1101:18:34:04Chris [TBD]Can I reach out and grab him before because I got
01:18:30:1601:18:36:02Dave [Xeros]play this out a little bit because i am what i’m doing is is i might my eyes are like the size of
01:18:36:0201:18:46:16Dave [Xeros]like silver dollars right now i’m looking around and i’m like oh what the hell it’s amazing and i just slowly i’m walking closer and closer to the edge
01:18:45:2401:18:51:05Chris [TBD]Okay, going to reach out and just grab his the pants
01:18:52:0801:18:57:20Chris [TBD]and I’m gonna rip him back before he jumps. Do I need to roll anything for that?
01:18:59:0801:19:00:09Steve [GM]He’s not resisting
01:19:01:1901:19:12:09Chris [TBD]Oh! There are arrows. Whoa, buddy. Hey, hey, come with me. I got a better idea. Remember when we kicked that rock down the stairs
01:19:13:0401:19:14:01Chris [TBD]what happened?
01:19:15:2201:19:20:15Chris [TBD]It was beautiful. The rock went flying. You guys remember that? Let’s just
01:19:21:1001:19:22:00Steve [GM]Just staring
01:19:23:2001:19:29:12Chris [TBD]Get a pile of these rocks, whack them, and it’ll launch us right across the ravine.
01:19:31:0601:19:33:11Dave [Xeros]no I got an idea
01:19:38:0301:19:49:22Dave [Xeros]get a lot of these rocks and I’ll just pile them in there and then in your pants or something and then once you start to levitate I will just push you across
01:19:44:1901:19:45:02Chris [TBD]Okay.
01:19:50:2101:19:51:23Chris [TBD]Yep. Perfect.
01:19:52:0601:19:54:25Brin [Basil]Did we forgot to tell them to sit down.
01:19:54:2501:19:58:17Dave [Xeros]once you’re across the ledge I’m going to fly across this one
01:19:59:1301:20:01:29Steve [GM]Haven’t tested to make sure This part has
01:20:03:2001:20:12:12Chris [TBD]See, my idea was that we hit ourselves against the wall and the blast just flings us right around. Yeah, and then you’re going to get out of here. And it just puts us right along. Yeah.
01:20:05:0901:20:06:13Brin [Basil]Oh, no!
01:20:08:1901:20:10:06Dave [Xeros]Yeah, so it’s like an explosion.
01:20:12:2001:20:12:24Dave [Xeros]Okay.
01:20:14:2801:20:15:11Jesse [Foulclaw]19
01:20:15:0101:20:15:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:16:1401:20:18:07Dave [Xeros]You know what? This sounds scientifically sound.
01:20:16:1901:20:19:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:18:2101:20:20:12Chris [TBD]What else am I supposed to do? I got nothing!
01:20:20:0501:20:21:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:20:2701:20:27:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Well we can go We don’t know that We all have to go over here We might just need To gather some information
01:20:21:1401:20:22:28Chris [TBD]I thought it was pretty smart!
01:20:26:0701:20:28:21Steve [GM]They were just going to talk To the people
01:20:27:0601:20:31:08Dave [Xeros]you guys already went across this is just
01:20:28:2201:20:30:04Chris [TBD]All right, all right, alright, alright.
01:20:30:1401:20:35:28Jesse [Foulclaw]No no no proceed We’re not We can’t influence you We’re way too far away Yeah
01:20:32:1901:20:33:02Dave [Xeros]happening
01:20:33:0001:20:36:08Steve [GM]Conversation So meanwhile
01:20:33:2201:20:38:01Brin [Basil]Yeah, we’re too far. You just see me on the other side going like this.
01:20:34:1301:20:34:26Chris [TBD]Alright.
01:20:36:1101:20:38:25Chris [TBD]We are gathering rocks in this moment.
01:20:38:0201:20:41:28Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re trying to like Give you the stops But you can’t
01:20:39:1101:20:39:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:39:1301:20:41:22Steve [GM]Okay so
01:20:40:1301:20:52:08Dave [Xeros]okay I’m just trying to What role do I need to make to make me think that this is a brilliant idea or not a brilliant ideia it because like he literally wants to just hit a rock have the explosion blast us across
01:20:50:1201:21:01:28Steve [GM]This is because you’re tripping So high you need to roll an 18 or higher to know that you’re tripping. Otherwise,
01:20:59:1101:21:06:17Dave [Xeros]and that’s is it is this
01:21:02:0501:21:05:15Steve [GM]you’ll be like, dude, that’s brilliant
01:21:06:1701:21:12:09Dave [Xeros]going to be insider perception insight i’m so
01:21:06:2401:21:09:06Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh.
01:21:12:0901:21:20:02Dave [Xeros]all right am i at disadvantage on this because i’m tripping okay let’s do this there
01:21:16:2301:21:27:00Steve [GM]Yep! And our clean rating comes back. We’ll get rid of it soon.
01:21:18:0101:21:20:05Brin [Basil]Moral of the story, don’t do drugs.
01:21:20:0201:21:24:12Dave [Xeros]we go um
01:21:24:1301:21:25:04Brin [Basil]Don’t worry.
01:21:32:0501:21:34:18Steve [GM]This is the best idea you’ve ever heard in your life.
01:21:35:1701:21:36:09Chris [TBD]Grab my hand.
01:21:36:0001:21:47:25Dave [Xeros]this is the most amazing idea i’ve ever heard um let’s pile as many rocks we can we’re going to put your pyrotechnics right next to it you’re goingと hit that guitar
01:21:47:2501:21:54:12Dave [Xeros]as hard as you can i’m gonna blast the best power cord i possibly can out of this violin
01:21:54:1201:22:01:12Dave [Xeros]then that shit is going to blast us all the way across this ravine i grab his
01:21:58:2601:22:00:08Chris [TBD]Brother hold my hand
01:22:00:0001:22:01:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:22:01:1601:22:03:22Steve [GM]It’s going to take these guys
01:22:07:1101:22:07:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:22:08:1401:22:12:12Steve [GM]that they want. That’s how much time you guys have to figure out what you’re doing
01:22:08:1901:22:10:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:22:09:0701:22:20:08Jesse [Foulclaw]all right okay all right we’re on the other side right how close we’re going to like any of these cages can we look around
01:22:10:1701:22:11:06Steve [GM][laughter]
01:22:13:2901:22:15:28Brin [Basil]I feel sick. We gotta hurry.
01:22:15:0801:22:16:19Steve [GM]You’re on the other side
01:22:15:1201:22:17:29Chris [TBD]This is going to be most excellent.
01:22:20:0801:22:31:24Jesse [Foulclaw]like which i think they’re prisoners but
01:22:25:0401:22:27:29Brin [Basil]I feel like you shouldn’t have these creatures be seeing us, maybe?
01:22:28:2901:22:31:25Brin [Basil]We try to be careful if we just landed on the other side
01:22:31:2401:22:35:19Jesse [Foulclaw]we should i don’t know we’re gonna go up
01:22:33:0701:22:36:14Dave [Xeros]you guys hear a couple crackles from the other side we’ve made the first pile
01:22:35:2901:22:38:21Brin [Basil]with that What are those idiots doing over there?
01:22:35:2901:22:37:06Chris [TBD]Yep, excellent.
01:22:38:2501:22:49:11Jesse [Foulclaw]are there any creatures that look like less um like menacing or like more sane that we could talk to some of them like it sounds they’re all moaning it sounds like like they’re a little loopy
01:22:47:2701:22:51:13Steve [GM]So a lot of The creatures are
01:22:52:1901:23:02:27Steve [GM]Manifesting the same issues that you saw in the creatures you fought yesterday So they’ve got open sores that are leaking this purple pus or their blood is
01:23:04:1001:23:15:05Steve [GM]they seem somewhat mutated. They’ve clearly been magically infected, which has driven most of the ones that might have been sentient pretty much
01:23:15:0501:23:18:08Steve [GM]crazy, right? There’s a tabaxi in there who’s just
01:23:19:1201:23:24:24Steve [GM]arched and hissing and spitting and then running in circles and his fur is puffed up
01:23:27:1801:23:30:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i want to know if there’s any sane looking creatures
01:23:28:2301:23:33:04Brin [Basil]yeah so like cages of progression for worse condition
01:23:31:2001:23:32:26Chris [TBD]Look not purple.
01:23:32:2901:23:40:14Steve [GM]But remember you did hear some distinct shouting so there there must be someone sentient somewhere in but
01:23:39:1601:23:43:22Brin [Basil]ok ok so we’re just looking
01:23:39:2001:23:42:13Chris [TBD]Oh my gosh, just shout out a name.
01:23:43:2801:23:48:15Jesse [Foulclaw]manny i’m not going to shout that out just kidding
01:23:48:2101:23:50:11Steve [GM]okay well let’s see
01:23:51:0001:23:55:28Jesse [Foulclaw]no i’m just i’m gonna go start looking for one that looks like they’re somewhat sentient
01:23:57:0401:24:00:14Dave [Xeros]holy shit TBD look at the size of this rock
01:23:58:0101:23:58:27Brin [Basil]just walking with you
01:24:00:2601:24:02:02Brin [Basil]we gotta hurry
01:24:02:1501:24:08:10Dave [Xeros]I have like a boulder sized rock in my arms and I’m just walking slowly to the pile
01:24:04:0801:24:04:26Jesse [Foulclaw]know
01:24:09:0501:24:12:05Chris [TBD]Alright you put it on the right side Right here this is perfect
01:24:11:2701:24:18:19Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i’m not shouting i’m just looking for a creature that looks like they can communicate
01:24:17:0701:24:19:26Steve [GM]uh give me go ahead and do a perception check
01:24:19:1901:24:27:10Brin [Basil]yeah i say we like try and go towards the this sound oh
01:24:24:0501:24:27:21Chris [TBD]make it in the shape of a lightning bolt I feel like that will make us go faster
01:24:25:2801:24:32:02Jesse [Foulclaw]did you get i got a four sorry f5 okay
01:24:28:0301:24:32:01Dave [Xeros]yes we need to shape
01:24:34:1101:24:35:28Steve [GM]see anyone but
01:24:39:1701:24:44:24Brin [Basil]okay and like and how like our view as we’re walking like what are the tunnels like is it
01:24:44:2401:24:55:07Brin [Basil]more open what’s what does it look like okay i was gonna say are they built into the stone or
01:24:46:1401:24:54:22Steve [GM]you landed is fairly open and a handful of these cages in the cages are mobile like they’re they’re like kennels kind of
01:24:55:0301:25:03:17Steve [GM]no so they’re freestanding um but you don’t see any sentient in this immediate landing area so So you have to go a little bit deeper into the cave.
01:24:55:0701:24:57:02Brin [Basil]so they’re just freestanding cages
01:25:04:2701:25:17:29Steve [GM]So that will be another tick here at six minutes TBD rock
01:25:11:2201:25:16:20Jesse [Foulclaw]might have to go stop them did you see them pointing at the hole I know what they’re gonna do
01:25:17:2901:25:18:20Steve [GM]and roll.
01:25:20:0401:25:21:27Brin [Basil]literal rock and roll
01:25:21:0801:25:25:03Dave [Xeros]Hey, TBD, can you roll this rock for me?
01:25:22:1101:25:31:25Steve [GM]So so as you go, as you do in it branches into multiple paths.
01:25:24:2601:25:26:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yes are we checking again
01:25:29:1701:25:29:26Chris [TBD]Tonight.
01:25:33:1101:25:35:26Steve [GM]So give me a survival check.
01:25:37:0101:25:43:13Steve [GM]You can too. Yeah. Survival is in the skill. Yep. That big long list. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:48:0001:25:52:24Jesse [Foulclaw]well i got a five yeah we better do
01:25:49:2701:25:52:02Steve [GM]Did you want to use your Zenzu fruit too?
01:25:53:0401:26:04:26Brin [Basil]ok yes ok, I like it ok wait a minute for the Zenzu I can just do what? plus 6
01:25:53:2501:25:55:14Steve [GM]All you have to do is get two or higher.
01:25:54:2801:26:01:27Dave [Xeros]You still have a luck die actually I think or a Bardic Inspiration die.
01:26:02:0401:26:03:11Jesse [Foulclaw]bardic and a luck
01:26:06:0501:26:18:12Brin [Basil]Okay. We
01:26:06:1701:26:11:22Steve [GM]or a d6. I mean, d6 gives you slightly better chance of getting the extra 2
01:26:18:1201:26:26:09Brin [Basil]did it, we’re good. Yes. I
01:26:18:2401:26:29:11Steve [GM]Okay, so um, you the shouts, despite the reverberations with your bunny ears attuned. You figure out that it’s more on the left side
01:26:29:1101:26:36:06Steve [GM]so you go into this small little enclave and inside of one of these normal cages is
01:26:38:2101:26:39:24Steve [GM]um
01:26:41:2801:26:49:01Steve [GM]It’s kind of a Oh my goodness What are the frogs called? He just escaped me
01:26:49:1601:26:53:24Dave [Xeros]gosh no it’s the Bullywoks is that what you’re
01:26:53:0201:27:04:05Steve [GM]know the ones that uh are like little sentient ones that what do they teach you in that school
01:27:04:0501:27:04:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:27:04:0501:27:16:04Steve [GM]um oh there all right so it’s a small little frog person okay and the cage is appropriately
01:27:06:1501:27:10:13Dave [Xeros]obviously nothing of value uh
01:27:12:1301:27:13:03Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:27:16:0401:27:24:01Steve [GM]small so he can’t get out but he’s the one who’s been shouting yes it’s just a grunk
01:27:18:2901:27:20:01Jesse [Foulclaw]uh-huh
01:27:19:2901:27:23:08Dave [Xeros]is it a is it the grunts yeah grunks
01:27:22:2801:27:29:12Jesse [Foulclaw]grung it’s a grung i know this herbalism
01:27:24:0101:27:28:08Steve [GM]So, I mean, we’re small little guys.
01:27:24:0601:27:31:02Brin [Basil]Okay, okay. How-okay. And how’s he looking like what’s his condition is
01:27:31:0201:27:40:20Brin [Basil]he like super mutated or okay but he’s crying out okay
01:27:32:0201:27:40:04Steve [GM]No, he looks on well but he doesn’t have any of the gross stuff coming off of it.
01:27:40:2001:27:52:01Brin [Basil]so yeah let’s let’s talk and once we get once we got down to like two minutes i think i’m gonna head back don’t you think that’s
01:27:47:1901:27:52:11Dave [Xeros]blast, the farther we’re gonna fly. You have a cape
01:27:47:2601:27:55:17Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t we just take him and go he’s small can we take him and talk to him on the go?
01:27:52:0501:28:08:08Brin [Basil]well bring him okay let’s do it you for sure can carry him carry
01:27:52:2501:27:54:01Chris [TBD]I do, yeah.
01:27:56:0101:27:59:09Dave [Xeros]I’m so excited about this more rocks
01:27:57:1601:28:07:26Steve [GM]You two are not the strongest of your party but with the two of you probably could
01:27:57:2701:28:00:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Because we know our friends are probably going to do something stupid.
01:28:08:0801:28:17:02Brin [Basil]them together what do you how much time do we have okay let’S
01:28:15:0401:28:16:04Steve [GM]now at five
01:28:17:0201:28:21:26Brin [Basil]just ask him a couple questions first okay yeah go ahead
01:28:17:2001:28:19:07Dave [Xeros]to tune our instruments right now
01:28:18:1601:28:19:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
01:28:20:2801:28:23:13Steve [GM]Check, check, check. Sibilance, sibilance.
01:28:22:2301:28:23:18Chris [TBD]Sibilance.
01:28:23:2901:28:25:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Hey, how did you get here?
01:28:26:1901:28:27:26Steve [GM]They brought me here.
01:28:28:1401:28:39:19Brin [Basil]who’s they who’s day did they look like angels did it look like a french angel
01:28:30:0701:28:31:02Steve [GM]The big ones?
01:28:34:1401:28:36:14Steve [GM]Everyone looks like angels around here.
01:28:42:0501:28:43:20Steve [GM]Four minutes, that’s…
01:28:44:0401:28:44:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Shit!
01:28:46:0601:28:49:09Dave [Xeros]instruments are starting to be very harmonic at this point
01:28:47:1901:28:57:12Brin [Basil]what what did his croissant look like no i’m sorry that was just a joke
01:28:48:1901:28:49:26Chris [TBD]Sibilants.
01:28:52:1201:28:52:27Jesse [Foulclaw]No.
01:28:53:0601:28:55:15Steve [GM]Take me out on a dinner first!
01:28:58:0001:29:03:04Dave [Xeros]Check Check, check. Mike, check sibilance. Sibilance
01:29:00:1101:29:04:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Did they bring you
01:29:03:2601:29:07:06Steve [GM]Start tying the handkerchiefs onto the mic stand.
01:29:08:0901:29:11:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Did they bring you up here to this floating island from the ground
01:29:12:1501:29:14:01Steve [GM]I want to go back.
01:29:15:1701:29:17:14Jesse [Foulclaw]back but you gotta help us
01:29:16:0101:29:17:22Steve [GM]Oh, please help me get out of here.
01:29:16:2901:29:24:11Brin [Basil]okay yeah before do they do they like cast a spell on you did they make you drink anything why are you in pain?
01:29:25:0401:29:33:07Steve [GM]know, I don’ t know but you’re really freaking me out are you a shrink?
01:29:28:0701:29:31:12Brin [Basil]Are you just shouting because you’re in pain or do you just want to leave?
01:29:34:0801:29:37:12Steve [GM]I want out of the cage get me out of THE CAGE come on
01:29:34:1801:29:46:06Brin [Basil]I need to know. Okay, but you’re going to answer the question first. Is that fair? Did they cast
01:29:42:1001:29:45:01Steve [GM]the question I’m feeling really pressured right now
01:29:46:0601:29:57:29Brin [Basil]anything on me? Alright, let’s take him back. He’s small, let’t do it. Do we want to take him out of the cage or just bring…I feel like
01:29:53:0401:29:55:17Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re gonna carry him We’re going to carry him. Yeah, we’re going to go as fast
01:29:56:2701:30:01:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t think Is it locked? We can probably just carry the cage and be sure
01:29:57:2901:30:04:17Brin [Basil]we should keep the cage. Oh yeah that’s true, just carry the cage It’ll be easier for you to hold onto anyways
01:30:04:0201:30:09:16Chris [TBD]Tonight, we are not wizards. We are a force of nature.
01:30:05:1501:30:08:10Jesse [Foulclaw]All right. them back.
01:30:11:0901:30:12:09Brin [Basil]need to do
01:30:15:1001:30:20:05Brin [Basil]before for my oh gosh
01:30:17:0401:30:24:10Jesse [Foulclaw]We can hear this starting to echo off the tunnel walls. Oh. Gotta go.
01:30:22:0801:30:23:17Brin [Basil]shit we gotta hurry
01:30:24:1401:30:25:21Steve [GM]PS3 start up town
01:30:26:1001:30:30:06Chris [TBD]I thought you were doing the THX.
01:30:28:2101:30:32:29Brin [Basil]they give to people who OD that’s what we need to inject straight into their veins
01:30:31:1801:30:37:03Dave [Xeros]I conjure up a megaphone to introduce us out on stage.
01:30:32:1201:30:41:24Chris [TBD]Going to do a little…
01:30:35:2501:30:38:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:30:37:1501:30:38:07Brin [Basil]gosh
01:30:39:1901:30:49:14Dave [Xeros]Ladies and gentlemen, introducing TBD And for the first time ever Eros together On stage
01:30:41:1901:30:42:15Brin [Basil]okay to
01:30:49:1401:30:52:06Dave [Xeros]You ready to rock?
01:30:50:1401:30:56:22Chris [TBD]I’m going to cast Press the digitation on a couple of The rocks around us, some lights start Lasers start flickering
01:30:55:2201:31:04:11Dave [Xeros]Boom! The stage is lighting up There’s just a giant pile of rocks in the center of it and we are taking our
01:30:56:2901:30:57:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:30:56:2901:30:58:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:31:03:0301:31:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw]All right, we are carrying the cage back. We’re panicking.
01:31:04:1501:31:13:13Steve [GM]Okay so Did we do strength rolls? Do you do strength roll Go ahead and do them Oh it’s still playing
01:31:05:1301:31:06:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:08:2901:31:09:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:10:1001:31:11:07Jesse [Foulclaw]No, we did not.
01:31:10:2601:31:11:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:11:1501:31:12:19Brin [Basil]okay hold
01:31:13:2801:31:18:21Brin [Basil]they just keep doing it over and over again
01:31:15:0401:31:16:26Steve [GM]I’m just going to let it roll
01:31:19:0801:31:22:21Dave [Xeros]so high I actually hear the crowd screaming
01:31:21:1301:31:23:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:31:22:1001:31:29:26Jesse [Foulclaw]do i have to do what do you roll oh it’s athletics yeah
01:31:22:1801:31:28:01Steve [GM]I can see The music uh so it’s an athletics check
01:31:25:1901:31:36:28Brin [Basil]I’m doing a strength oh my gosh that could have gone real south I’m good, I’m at 16 we’re good
01:31:33:2801:31:39:09Jesse [Foulclaw]uh it’s a 20 okay cool yeah we’re like we’re adrenaline because we’re
01:31:39:0901:31:49:15Jesse [Foulclaw]like oh crap this is gonna be bad so we’re running back with him
01:31:46:0501:31:47:01Dave [Xeros]TBD, I just
01:31:47:1101:31:51:00Chris [TBD]A one A two One, two, three
01:31:52:0001:31:56:02Steve [GM]you wait you got two minutes you realize that your
01:31:53:1901:31:54:16Chris [TBD]Oh dang it
01:31:56:0101:31:57:25Chris [TBD]Hold on, I didn’t plug in the amp
01:31:57:1301:31:58:05Dave [Xeros]You gotta
01:31:59:0901:32:00:04Steve [GM]you broke your g-string
01:32:02:0401:32:05:10Chris [TBD]the g-string hold on I gotta change this
01:32:04:1201:32:12:13Jesse [Foulclaw]While we’re running back with him I’m going to ask him one more time and say do you know what happened to all of these other creatures like why are they all acting so crazy
01:32:06:0001:32:25:10Brin [Basil]do
01:32:10:2601:32:12:03Chris [TBD]the mics out when it did that
01:32:13:0901:32:20:21Steve [GM]them talking about we gotta do it more. We got to do it more, and I don’t really want to know what that means. Grrp.
01:32:20:1501:32:24:28Dave [Xeros]I reach into my cargo pants and pull you out of your G-string
01:32:25:1001:32:33:12Brin [Basil]you you don’t know you don’t know any healing stuff right
01:32:26:1401:32:30:12Chris [TBD]thank you it’s a violin string
01:32:26:2501:32:27:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay
01:32:29:0801:32:30:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Are we back at
01:32:30:1201:32:32:13Steve [GM]Do a dexterity
01:32:35:2901:32:45:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I have medicine abilities skill Yeah Oh Uh huh yeah but if we’re back at the rim so we might need to split up
01:32:38:1701:32:39:15Steve [GM]Potions of Healing
01:32:42:0201:32:43:06Brin [Basil]it’s we’re out of time
01:32:47:2901:32:56:20Brin [Basil]well I wonder yeah I think I’m going to carry him back and help him back and you stay here and kill someone
01:32:49:2801:32:51:09Steve [GM]I need you two
01:32:50:1901:32:51:17Chris [TBD]sounds right
01:32:58:0401:33:00:05Brin [Basil]heal no
01:32:58:2501:32:59:07Dave [Xeros]heal
01:32:59:0101:33:07:16Chris [TBD]heal sound check
01:33:00:0301:33:05:12Jesse [Foulclaw]okay just leave the cage just stop them before they fall in the hole or they die
01:33:05:2201:33:07:02Brin [Basil]that’s a great idea
01:33:07:2001:33:12:16Steve [GM]check because you’re talking and running with this cage, so let’s see if you keep your feet under you
01:33:13:2501:33:14:10Brin [Basil]shoot
01:33:15:2001:33:17:09Brin [Basil]Shoot. All right.
01:33:15:2301:33:19:27Jesse [Foulclaw]I got like a negative 5
01:33:17:0201:33:19:05Steve [GM]Alright, so you trip and stumble
01:33:19:2501:33:20:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:33:22:1101:33:31:02Steve [GM]Your foot goes into a hole and the cage skitters around and you hear the grunt going
01:33:22:2101:33:24:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:33:23:2701:33:25:22Brin [Basil]Oh, no!
01:33:31:2001:33:32:09Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:33:32:2301:33:35:07Chris [TBD]Did he fall down into the void? Oh.
01:33:35:1501:33:38:08Brin [Basil]no? Please say no and
01:33:36:0201:33:37:14Steve [GM]they’re not there yet
01:33:37:0301:33:38:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:33:40:0201:33:40:23Steve [GM]it’s
01:33:42:1101:33:43:28Brin [Basil]back out deformed. I’m just kidding.
01:33:46:1201:33:51:01Steve [GM]away so like unless you gave him a good kick but one minute
01:33:49:2701:33:50:09Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:33:50:0901:33:52:04Jesse [Foulclaw]okay leave him go
01:33:53:2301:33:57:28Brin [Basil]Okay, what do I roll the jump back so I don’t get exhaustion remind me okay
01:33:57:0201:34:00:29Steve [GM]because you’re carrying I want you to do another athletics
01:34:03:2801:34:04:12Chris [TBD]Are we there?
01:34:05:1801:34:09:18Dave [Xeros]the first riff and then when we hit the high note
01:34:09:1601:34:13:04Brin [Basil]good with the athletics we’re good 24 we’re good
01:34:10:2301:34:16:11Steve [GM]you are all right okay so
01:34:10:2701:34:18:00Dave [Xeros]all right we’ve started the beginning of our first chorus one two three
01:34:15:0701:34:20:01Chris [TBD]One! Two! Two! Four! Bang! Bang!
01:34:18:0001:34:25:01Dave [Xeros]yeah we are
01:34:23:1701:34:27:07Jesse [Foulclaw]in their minds it sounds so good
01:34:25:0101:34:30:10Dave [Xeros]tripped it sounds so good it’s like dancing lights everywhere
01:34:28:0501:34:28:19Chris [TBD]Bang!
01:34:29:2201:34:29:29Chris [TBD]Bang!
01:34:32:1101:34:35:11Brin [Basil]this is seven nation army over here in their heads
01:34:37:1801:34:42:23Dave [Xeros]okay we are very close to hitting like
01:34:43:1601:34:50:14Steve [GM]i did that’s not as out of tune as i was hoping i mean it’s not good
01:34:49:2301:34:50:29Jesse [Foulclaw]kick one of them in the face
01:34:50:2501:34:52:06Dave [Xeros]it’s haunting
01:34:52:0101:35:02:13Brin [Basil]yeah okay so I’m gonna jump across and I’m literally, I’m going to as soon as I hit the ground I’m just gonna kick
01:34:52:2801:34:53:29Chris [TBD]It’s the key of D.
01:35:02:1301:35:09:02Brin [Basil]they’re pretty close to each other. I’m really gonna kick both of them right in the face. With both of my feet
01:35:07:2601:35:10:11Dave [Xeros]she’s getting over there she’s trying to stop us
01:35:09:2401:35:20:14Chris [TBD]ah dang i really wanted to see where that was gonna go so contest
01:35:16:1401:35:27:10Steve [GM]all right so you do that yeah uh yeah sorry i was a little distracted but
01:35:20:1401:35:37:04Chris [TBD]how did
01:35:20:2301:35:23:14Dave [Xeros]is it a contested strength throw
01:35:21:1901:35:33:08Brin [Basil]No you’re good So I jumped across and right as I hit the ground, I’m going to jump up again and just kick both of them in the face
01:35:34:2101:35:35:15Dave [Xeros]both so high
01:35:37:1701:35:39:26Dave [Xeros]dude you’re always there
01:35:39:2701:36:01:22Chris [TBD]no no no I’m just really into the song man frick she
01:35:39:2801:35:41:06Brin [Basil]You’re always there
01:35:40:1501:35:42:28Steve [GM]you’re just easily influenced by peer pressure
01:35:44:0401:35:44:29Brin [Basil]He’s a sheep
01:35:49:0801:35:56:18Steve [GM]that be dexterity on your part and I think just
01:35:58:0401:36:01:13Steve [GM]constitution saving throw yeah just like constitution for you guys
01:36:01:2201:36:02:15Chris [TBD]rolled pretty good
01:36:09:1701:36:18:04Chris [TBD]21 Hey Basil’s
01:36:14:0201:36:14:22Dave [Xeros]24
01:36:18:0401:36:24:03Chris [TBD]here Come on
01:36:19:0901:36:21:17Steve [GM]and oh yeah
01:36:25:0601:36:31:19Jesse [Foulclaw]okay so you’re coming in
01:36:25:1201:36:34:29Dave [Xeros]let’s do this okay so you’re coming in and your your feet are are hitting us in the face
01:36:28:1701:36:37:24Brin [Basil]what are we doing right now it just makes
01:36:34:2901:36:49:16Dave [Xeros]and it’s almost like i mean does it does it even phase us like we’re
01:36:37:2401:36:47:26Brin [Basil]it louder. What if I what if I just like you guys just like, I go right through you? It’s like
01:36:46:2201:36:48:13Steve [GM]like you jump right past them
01:36:48:1401:36:50:11Brin [Basil]an illusion and
01:36:49:1601:36:57:00Dave [Xeros]like we’m coming down and we’re just hitting that cord and our heads are just coming down both at the same time
01:36:57:0001:37:07:22Dave [Xeros]and you just miss us by like a quarter of an inch yeah yep all right so okay
01:36:58:1801:37:02:15Chris [TBD]So are we actually doing this
01:37:06:1501:37:08:17Chris [TBD]We hit that final power cord
01:37:07:2201:37:14:28Dave [Xeros]it hits boom okay so
01:37:08:0801:37:12:03Brin [Basil]Stop stop stop stop stop Where are you going?
01:37:14:2801:37:20:05Dave [Xeros]right when that hits uh all of the uh rocks explode right
01:37:21:1001:37:31:17Dave [Xeros]that’s what we were trying to do okay okay so we’re attempting to ignite the rocks so it blows us across okay
01:37:23:2101:37:25:00Chris [TBD]We have to
01:37:30:2401:37:32:13Steve [GM]let’s see if it hits
01:37:31:0201:37:37:26Brin [Basil]Is there a fuse Or is it, you’re just doing It purely with Sound waves
01:37:35:2701:37:37:15Chris [TBD]We’re just trying To get across The ravine
01:37:38:0101:37:40:28Dave [Xeros]to catch up with them yep
01:37:39:1501:37:41:16Steve [GM]of who’s already back
01:37:39:2201:37:40:08Chris [TBD]Yeah
01:37:40:0001:37:42:28Jesse [Foulclaw]but it’s like
01:37:42:0101:37:48:22Dave [Xeros]but it’s like ships passing in the night uh ok what happens to us
01:37:50:1101:37:56:01Chris [TBD]To hit the rocks So I’m gonna Slam my Guitar
01:37:51:0701:37:52:24Dave [Xeros]alright so we hit the rocks
01:37:56:2701:37:59:29Dave [Xeros]is this athletics, acrobatics
01:37:58:2601:38:04:24Steve [GM]this is performance that you right that you’re playing well enough to you were thinking
01:37:59:2601:38:09:14Brin [Basil]So there has to be some kind of disadvantage Because of how baked they are
01:38:01:0201:38:05:16Dave [Xeros]performance check yeah this is bad
01:38:01:1301:38:06:24Jesse [Foulclaw]just to smash rocks
01:38:04:1501:38:05:08Chris [TBD]Okay
01:38:06:0201:38:06:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:38:10:2001:38:11:18Dave [Xeros]give us advantage
01:38:12:1301:38:13:18Chris [TBD]if you’re rocking out
01:38:13:0301:38:15:29Brin [Basil]You sound like I mean
01:38:16:2101:38:17:12Dave [Xeros]that to us
01:38:16:2101:38:19:05Jesse [Foulclaw]that. Uh, okay
01:38:17:0201:38:17:29Chris [TBD]it’s a bad roll
01:38:17:0701:38:18:15Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh.
01:38:18:1301:38:19:21Dave [Xeros]okay so
01:38:20:0501:38:26:10Brin [Basil]So are these roles in the realm of reality or in your head? Oh great, they’re both dead.
01:38:26:2301:38:28:01Steve [GM]is never a good thing
01:38:30:1201:38:31:22Brin [Basil]So he stays
01:38:30:2901:38:34:10Dave [Xeros]two fours but I have a plus seven performance
01:38:34:2901:38:37:17Chris [TBD]well, I have a plus 3 so I got a 5
01:38:38:2601:38:39:16Dave [Xeros]11
01:38:39:0501:38:50:13Steve [GM]okay so okay so you do that epic power chord and it causes the rocks to like kind of fall in clatter, so they’re no longer stacked the way you want them to be.
01:38:52:1401:38:59:13Steve [GM]So technical difficulties just need to restack your rocks. It should be fine.
01:38:56:2601:39:08:25Brin [Basil]is where I come in and I run over and i do a slide with my massive foot and I push the rocks over
01:39:02:1901:39:03:21Dave [Xeros]i come in
01:39:11:0201:39:11:14Chris [TBD]basil
01:39:11:2101:39:12:24Dave [Xeros]damn it
01:39:12:0801:39:15:29Steve [GM]your boots of leaping so you’re like No!
01:39:13:0701:39:23:01Brin [Basil]with my boots leaving so it rocket launch no there’s no way this is launching at 120 feet right
01:39:16:0001:39:20:07Jesse [Foulclaw]is there like is it like shrapnel coming back at me now across the chasm
01:39:18:1701:39:20:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:39:24:2801:39:28:19Steve [GM]So you kick over the whole pile and
01:39:25:2801:39:32:12Dave [Xeros]She has to make a check. To be able, yeah. Okay.
01:39:30:0601:39:32:28Steve [GM]yes, that’s fair You gotta do a check
01:39:31:0801:39:40:07Brin [Basil]alright what do you want that’s fine with me plus 5
01:39:40:0701:39:48:22Brin [Basil]so anyways I only but I sure am don’t
01:39:44:2401:39:45:29Steve [GM]gonna use a zenzu
01:39:46:2501:39:48:22Jesse [Foulclaw]what you brought
01:39:46:2801:39:55:05Chris [TBD]Well, I think at this point I’m not high. I should probably get the sense that she’s trying to stop us twice.
01:39:55:2301:39:58:07Brin [Basil]idiots from killing themselves
01:39:56:1601:39:57:23Chris [TBD]You don’t need to waste it.
01:39:57:2301:40:00:12Steve [GM]feel like TBD isn’t just didn’t notice
01:40:01:0201:40:02:29Chris [TBD]Right, I didn’t notice the first time. That’s true.
01:40:01:2101:40:04:19Steve [GM]and then oh she just tripped on all our rocks
01:40:07:1001:40:10:10Chris [TBD]Put these rocks over here. We’ll get a bigger push.
01:40:08:2401:40:12:24Brin [Basil]no listen you’re not hearing me you need to stop
01:40:13:2901:40:15:15Brin [Basil]this isn’t a
01:40:15:2901:40:16:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:40:17:1301:40:21:26Dave [Xeros]We got we gotta catch up to you Basil we gotta to you
01:40:18:0701:40:20:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:40:19:0201:40:20:08Brin [Basil]no more
01:40:20:1801:40:22:09Chris [TBD]Wait, why are you back here?
01:40:22:0801:40:24:06Brin [Basil]no more velestones for you
01:40:23:1201:40:23:29Dave [Xeros]it’s
01:40:25:0701:40:27:26Brin [Basil]sit down sit down
01:40:29:2101:40:30:18Dave [Xeros]but
01:40:32:1601:40:33:10Dave [Xeros]to hit the note again
01:40:34:1601:40:46:04Brin [Basil]give me your fiddle okay fantastic
01:40:39:1201:40:47:25Jesse [Foulclaw]you
01:40:42:0801:40:48:20Dave [Xeros]okay alright you’ve officially stopped me what can What are you going to do To stop me though
01:40:49:2801:40:56:19Brin [Basil]I think because I’m so low I’m just going to do a little side sweep and I’m not going to make you fall on the ground
01:40:57:0801:41:19:13Brin [Basil]yeah yes i literally sweep wait wait
01:40:58:0401:40:58:16Steve [GM]the leg
01:40:59:2601:41:19:10Chris [TBD]Wait, wait,
01:41:00:1901:41:12:03Dave [Xeros]I fall And I just smack my head On the floor And I look up And Just The glorious Magnitude of all The lights Going on And I’m like It worked
01:41:13:1301:41:14:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:41:16:1901:41:17:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m over here
01:41:19:2901:41:21:25Chris [TBD]You’re telling me…
01:41:23:0901:41:33:14Brin [Basil]yeah um yeah i’m telling you that what you were doing was the equivalent of death you were you were up
01:41:31:1101:41:32:06Dave [Xeros]Are you here too
01:41:31:2901:41:37:15Chris [TBD]Listen, it got us up to the top of Levitorum. Why wouldn’t it get us across a little…
01:41:33:1401:41:38:13Brin [Basil]you were one cord you were one cord away from suicide
01:41:39:0401:41:40:22Dave [Xeros]To the other side Of the chasm
01:41:42:0101:41:47:26Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m just curious did any of the rocks fall in when she picked the rocks? Any of them
01:41:44:1401:41:48:16Brin [Basil]yes absolutely 12 come on
01:41:49:0301:42:00:01Steve [GM]of them do roll and they do not bounce back up instead uh you hear you see like a flash of i best way to describe it is like darkness visible it’s like
01:42:00:2801:42:06:19Steve [GM]deeper blackness as the stones go into the chasm.
01:42:08:0001:42:09:29Brin [Basil]That would have been you.
01:42:11:1501:42:12:11Jesse [Foulclaw]can you
01:42:14:1001:42:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I can’t, I’m not over there
01:42:15:2001:42:16:29Chris [TBD]the magic check?
01:42:18:1701:42:20:09Chris [TBD]Well no, I’m just going cast
01:42:22:1301:42:34:01Chris [TBD]It’s called where is it detect magic i know i know gosh dang it steve
01:42:27:0301:42:34:13Jesse [Foulclaw]everybody the only thing we have done during this session is not get into the library and avoid falling into a giant pit
01:42:34:0101:42:37:02Chris [TBD]i’m so sorry you were so excited for something but
01:42:37:2101:42:39:13Brin [Basil]The library visit.
01:42:38:1801:42:39:11Steve [GM]Everything
01:42:41:1501:42:52:11Chris [TBD]yeah listen i’m gonna cast detect magic and on the void i did that
01:42:53:0101:42:54:20Steve [GM]What did you roll, bro?
01:42:54:0201:42:55:08Brin [Basil]I did that.
01:42:55:0401:43:05:21Chris [TBD]no detect magic I just I just casted done Yeah. So, let me explain what detect magic is.
01:42:56:2501:43:00:15Steve [GM]Oh! Right, right, on the void.
01:42:58:2101:43:04:19Brin [Basil]So what does that do for you? Does that help you figure out what type of magic?
01:43:08:0701:43:09:13Chris [TBD]Basil, for the duration
01:43:12:2001:43:19:19Chris [TBD]magic within 33 feet in front of me and yeah that’s about it.
01:43:19:2201:43:21:14Brin [Basil]Okay so it’s obviously magic.
01:43:22:2701:43:26:11Chris [TBD]Yeah but it’ll tell me what kind of magic Yeah okay
01:43:24:1101:43:25:20Brin [Basil]Okay that’s what I want to know.
01:43:28:1501:43:37:28Steve [GM]um you’re it’s kind of like matter anti -matter so the veil stone is the matter
01:43:37:2801:43:45:23Steve [GM]at this chasm it’s like the antimatter so if the if the chasm or if the veil stones come in contact
01:43:45:2301:43:57:22Steve [GM]with the magic that’s in here they basically just cease to exist says a guy who’s got it
01:43:52:0001:43:54:07Dave [Xeros]That we Cease to exist
01:43:53:1701:43:55:17Brin [Basil]You would have ceased
01:43:56:0401:44:03:18Chris [TBD]Hold on Is it like a measured amount that disappears from both?
01:43:56:2701:43:58:03Brin [Basil]been diseased
01:43:57:2201:43:59:04Steve [GM]like coursing through his veins
01:44:03:1801:44:18:18Chris [TBD]like you put enough purple into the black they cancel each other out right so
01:44:10:2201:44:17:22Steve [GM]cancelled, they just cease to exist the amount of magic in The Abyss is cancelled out by those tiny little stones
01:44:18:2401:44:28:17Chris [TBD]technically put enough stones into the void the void’s gone i’m just imagining here what it’s
01:44:24:1201:44:26:22Steve [GM]what could possibly go wrong? I mean
01:44:24:2601:44:25:28Dave [Xeros]Levitorum as well
01:44:28:1701:44:37:02Chris [TBD]you know its physical property i am a man of science i need to know that’s what
01:44:33:1801:44:40:07Steve [GM]immensely powerful 19 intelligence brain you recognize that that is
01:44:42:0201:44:52:28Steve [GM]plausible or possible but not plausible, right? You theoretically could dump enough mass in there to seal the chasm.
01:44:43:0201:44:45:13Chris [TBD]The DM has to fill in my knowledge gap.
01:44:52:1701:45:03:26Brin [Basil]are
01:44:53:0501:44:57:03Steve [GM]But that would be like massive cave-in and…
01:44:54:1601:44:58:25Dave [Xeros]You have all the people on the other side
01:45:02:1701:45:03:11Chris [TBD]Just kidding.
01:45:03:2601:45:05:25Brin [Basil]what are yeah what are you doing over there that’s what
01:45:04:0301:45:11:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Can i trust that she has That handle Um Can i Also
01:45:05:2501:45:23:01Brin [Basil]i’m gonna know why
01:45:09:2401:45:15:29Steve [GM]By the way, Nortle the entire time was simply sitting cross-legged just watching
01:45:15:0301:45:17:22Chris [TBD]I forgot he was there!
01:45:17:1801:45:19:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:45:17:2201:45:20:16Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh, I thought he was still coming down the stairs.
01:45:19:0601:45:26:06Chris [TBD]Oh, I missed the show!
01:45:21:2601:45:24:10Steve [GM]He has now arrived at one step.
01:45:28:1901:45:31:12Dave [Xeros]ooh veil stones
01:45:31:2501:45:32:22Steve [GM]that’s cool
01:45:35:2101:45:46:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I would also like to either cast magic or do some type of perception check on the other creatures just trying to figure out what they have done
01:45:46:0801:45:48:08Jesse [Foulclaw]to make them all so crazy.
01:45:50:1601:45:54:21Steve [GM]yeah did you do the check I’ll do it
01:45:56:0801:45:57:19Jesse [Foulclaw]I did it, okay?
01:45:59:1301:46:05:16Brin [Basil]i while he’s doing that why do kind of want to throw this frog in there and just to see what happens
01:46:06:0101:46:12:15Steve [GM]if it because if it turns into like then you would know that it had been infected
01:46:06:0801:46:16:07Brin [Basil]is that bad okay but okay yeah see i’m like what if those deformed ones they threw in there
01:46:07:1801:46:09:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Let’s ask him some more questions for this movie!
01:46:13:1701:46:17:21Steve [GM]and if not then it just falls to a bottomless of this
01:46:16:0701:46:20:23Brin [Basil]and they came back out like is it just
01:46:16:2101:46:22:12Dave [Xeros]all the way down to the barren drift
01:46:23:2301:46:31:09Steve [GM]there’s just a desert dwelling person who is walking along and suddenly a frog just dropped out of the sky.
01:46:28:0701:46:29:25Dave [Xeros]oh crap
01:46:29:0301:46:30:21Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:46:32:2401:46:37:01Dave [Xeros]it’s raining frogs again I know oh no
01:46:34:2201:46:36:12Steve [GM]Oh no, not again!
01:46:35:2401:46:37:15Chris [TBD]Not again.
01:46:38:0401:46:41:04Dave [Xeros]the river’s gonna turn to blood let’s get out of here
01:46:40:0901:46:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:46:42:1801:46:44:08Steve [GM]Alright, smash cut back to you.
01:46:44:2201:46:47:20Brin [Basil]I like
01:46:45:1201:46:46:17Jesse [Foulclaw]17 plus one.
01:46:51:1001:47:02:19Steve [GM]As you’re looking around You’re not all the way, like you stepped in like a little pot in the road and kind of twisted your… It’s not bad but enough that
01:47:02:1901:47:10:20Steve [GM]you have sat and watched in horror as rocks are suddenly like disappearing in the void and whatever and you hear off to
01:47:13:2701:47:21:10Steve [GM]your left hand side so this would be like the right hand side when you were first coming right it’s like the other the other side you hear this
01:47:25:0801:47:29:23Steve [GM]you came to save me
01:47:32:2601:47:34:02Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m getting the hell out of there.
01:47:35:0301:47:37:09Jesse [Foulclaw]No, I’m just kidding. Okay.
01:47:39:0201:47:48:14Steve [GM]and investigate okay inside you find one of these cages and there is a Choldrith in
01:47:48:1401:47:59:28Steve [GM]there. He’s inside the cage, and he kind of got a glowing aura but he has the most ecstatic smile on his face
01:47:54:0801:48:10:27Jesse [Foulclaw]blowing aura oh um
01:47:57:1101:48:01:21Dave [Xeros]it only takes one
01:48:01:2301:48:04:21Steve [GM]he raises one fist at you
01:48:03:0601:48:05:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:48:04:0501:48:06:22Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:09:0501:48:10:09Steve [GM]to save me
01:48:10:2701:48:23:07Jesse [Foulclaw]yes we met before i remember you that
01:48:17:2001:48:21:28Steve [GM]to your music and it touched something deep inside.
01:48:26:1101:48:29:20Jesse [Foulclaw]uh can you tell me real quick i want to help you get out of here
01:48:31:0401:48:33:09Steve [GM]That’s why you came to get me out
01:48:31:0801:48:34:29Jesse [Foulclaw]um but yes yeah i want to help you get out of here
01:48:34:2701:48:42:03Steve [GM]and you’re gonna save me, and you’ve saved me. You’re my savior.
01:48:44:2201:49:35:04Brin [Basil]oh you’re not safe divine
01:48:45:1301:48:46:17Dave [Xeros]yes he is
01:48:45:2601:48:52:11Jesse [Foulclaw]so you’re not safe we have a we’ll we have a lot to talk about
01:48:54:2301:49:00:19Jesse [Foulclaw]but we don’t have a lot of time so bear with me for just a sec there with me for just a sec that what
01:48:56:0301:48:58:29Steve [GM]I started a church in your name
01:49:02:1501:49:13:28Steve [GM]I don’t know your name but the owl will live from afar that I’ve tried to talk To some of my other children And they just They don’t talk
01:49:14:2401:49:21:19Steve [GM]So it’s difficult for them To understand What I’m trying to say But I’ve been doing what you did Trying To spread your word
01:49:26:1401:49:31:17Jesse [Foulclaw]of like inspirational sort of move I could crack open his case like i am just like so
01:49:31:2001:49:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:49:31:2901:49:33:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:49:34:0301:49:44:04Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m like so enamored that he is you know yeah I’m ready to free him and it’s like i can’t believe that it worked
01:49:35:0401:50:02:01Brin [Basil]intervention the divine quill no no
01:49:44:2801:49:46:17Chris [TBD]We’ve got a key.
01:49:46:0401:49:47:22Steve [GM]Some of the spells That you have?
01:49:48:0201:49:51:20Jesse [Foulclaw]oh you’re probably right here uh
01:49:54:2601:49:56:07Jesse [Foulclaw]hold on
01:50:05:1801:50:09:22Chris [TBD]How far in is he? We’re not seeing any of this, right? Okay, okay, okay.
01:50:09:1101:50:16:00Steve [GM]He’s Probably Like the entrance Yeah The other side Has like a 25-30 foot
01:50:11:0001:50:13:10Dave [Xeros]the other side of the ravine still right so
01:50:16:0301:50:21:26Steve [GM]landing pad basically and then it goes back into another cavern system that has branch
01:50:21:1401:50:24:06Dave [Xeros]so if we made it to the other site we’d be hearing this
01:50:25:1601:50:25:19Chris [TBD]Yeah.
01:50:26:0501:50:46:02Brin [Basil]unfortunately you’re alive instead wait
01:50:26:1301:50:31:18Steve [GM]instead you’re just watching the rocks go into the void what he did it again
01:50:32:0201:50:40:06Dave [Xeros]is the thing is is like it’s by the voice of two witnesses that truth is known so he’s going to come back with this story and
01:50:40:2601:50:52:10Dave [Xeros]we won’t know it i won’t believe it yeah but that’s that’s true okay let’s say okay i get it
01:50:43:2201:50:46:25Chris [TBD]Unless he comes back with the children
01:50:54:2501:51:05:06Chris [TBD]Wait, so they’re capturing… This is meta. They are capturing monsters on the mainland.
01:51:03:0801:51:11:21Dave [Xeros]from like the mainland like down below yeah see when i asked about you know slaves being delivered
01:51:06:0801:51:07:20Chris [TBD]Someone is doing this.
01:51:17:1201:51:18:01Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to try
01:51:22:0501:51:30:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I think I’m gonna try Magic Missile and I’m gunna aim it at whatever lock on the door or something hit it
01:51:30:0101:51:32:07Brin [Basil]What about the key?
01:51:31:2801:51:33:15Chris [TBD]The key that you can
01:51:35:0301:51:41:14Dave [Xeros]yeah but he also wants to be the magical savior right
01:51:35:2201:51:36:07Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right
01:51:38:2301:51:39:04Brin [Basil]You’re right.
01:51:41:0501:51:46:05Brin [Basil]But, I mean this guy is literally worshipping you He would tell me anything
01:51:49:2801:51:51:03Jesse [Foulclaw]we’ll break the cage open
01:51:49:2901:51:50:29Brin [Basil]Okay, I like it
01:51:51:2801:52:01:08Steve [GM]here’s what uh magic missile automatically hits so i’ll just tell you uh i’m rolling a detenton to tell you how many um like how many hit points
01:51:52:0501:51:53:05Jesse [Foulclaw]What do we need to do?
01:52:01:0801:52:09:19Steve [GM]the door has and you roll um actually 4d4 because you are you have that magical
01:52:09:1901:52:17:19Steve [GM]that veil stone has amplified your magic so hopefully these numbers well
01:52:15:2401:52:17:23Chris [TBD]a consumable that you choose?
01:52:18:2401:52:22:22Dave [Xeros]we’re all we all have it yeah right now
01:52:19:2001:52:31:08Steve [GM]you happened upon it. You inhaled the fumes. Once he uses it, it will dissipate and breaking a different veil stone
01:52:32:2101:52:35:04Chris [TBD]We just rolled a certain amount.
01:52:34:2801:52:35:22Steve [GM]a consumable.
01:52:36:0601:52:43:07Dave [Xeros]can your magic missile just be wing like you’re feathers flying off of your wings like archangel
01:52:36:0901:52:42:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Do I? Sure.
01:52:43:1301:52:51:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Uh-huh, so can I add anything to this too, these D4 like my modifier or spell attack bonus or is there anything
01:52:52:2001:53:00:13Steve [GM]Isn’t it 4d4 plus four? I think it’s usually 3d3 plus 3d4
01:53:01:2501:53:05:08Dave [Xeros]still have your bardic inspiration too right you have that die
01:53:05:2401:53:09:19Brin [Basil]a chance that you can do too much damage in this cage and hurt this creature?
01:53:11:2301:53:18:05Chris [TBD]dart three glowing darts so there’s three glowing darts 1d4 plus one
01:53:15:0401:53:17:22Brin [Basil]I just-I’m just trying to be careful You know what I mean
01:53:18:2201:53:29:28Steve [GM]four plus one for each start so yeah it’d be 44 plus four so um could that backfire potentially possibly probably not
01:53:29:0901:53:30:27Brin [Basil]Okay, I like it
01:53:29:2801:53:37:29Steve [GM]i know how much hp quote unquote the cage has so 44 plus 4
01:53:36:0901:53:41:00Dave [Xeros]Just do it. It’s just like playing on stage and blowing yourself across a ravine.
01:53:41:0701:53:55:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m glad
01:53:45:1301:53:46:00Steve [GM]your d20
01:53:47:0401:53:54:01Steve [GM]because the magic that you just did could cause a wild surge of magic inside of you.
01:53:54:2301:54:05:16Steve [GM]But yeah, I love this part of being a sorcerer. So long as you don’t roll a one and last time you were in a high pressure situation
01:53:54:2801:53:56:08Dave [Xeros]You’re a sorcerer?
01:54:05:1601:54:14:18Steve [GM]where you needed to not roll on the stage
01:54:05:1901:54:16:16Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t say that out loud oh my gosh it’s
01:54:08:2901:54:09:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:12:1901:54:13:26Brin [Basil]He’s going to lie.
01:54:16:2901:54:17:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:17:1001:54:18:17Dave [Xeros]Oh god!
01:54:19:0601:54:22:02Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:54:21:0301:54:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:54:22:1301:54:23:16Steve [GM]That was close.
01:54:25:0601:54:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw]but if i roll the one something happens like there’s some weird reaction or something right yeah
01:54:28:2601:54:35:08Steve [GM]Yeah there’s a random table And it can be as innocuous As you go bald for 24 hours Which I really wanted to see
01:54:28:2701:54:29:14Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
01:54:35:1601:54:37:27Brin [Basil]There is just a…
01:54:37:0401:54:38:21Dave [Xeros]Like all your feathers fall out?
01:54:38:1801:54:44:13Steve [GM]To becoming terrified Of the next creature you see Which also would have been A very different story
01:54:42:0701:54:44:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:54:44:2001:54:45:09Dave [Xeros]God.
01:54:45:1501:54:47:05Jesse [Foulclaw]do i break the cage
01:54:46:0501:54:54:17Steve [GM]So, you absolutely break it open And it falls in pieces And the children’s many eyes Grow wide with adoration And appreciation
01:54:57:0601:55:01:05Steve [GM]Master! Thank you so much He starts doing like The little grabby
01:55:03:0601:55:04:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:55:03:1601:55:04:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:03:1901:55:10:17Steve [GM]he caresses it very lovingly both on the top and the bottom but he doesn’t grab it he just likes to pet it
01:55:07:0001:55:08:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great.
01:55:11:2501:55:15:27Jesse [Foulclaw]Kate, now tell me I have questions that I need your help with and depend on you.
01:55:19:0201:55:22:15Jesse [Foulclaw]What is happening with all these creatures in here? Why are they all acting so crazy?
01:55:24:0401:55:29:02Steve [GM]about me then because I’m going to say it in my normal voice
01:55:29:2301:55:30:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:55:31:2401:55:38:05Steve [GM]so your childreth was deeply moved by the magical conversion
01:55:38:1901:55:46:04Steve [GM]that happened outside of that cabin yeah uh and
01:55:42:0201:55:43:07Dave [Xeros]I was moved.
01:55:46:0401:55:56:12Steve [GM]um he is uh because of his new religious faith he tried to communicate it to the children and that didn’t work out so he got ostracized
01:55:56:1201:56:03:26Steve [GM]and then he was passing uh near kren in the baron drift right he’s kind of in the southern part of
01:56:03:2601:56:13:12Steve [GM]uh and yeah he kind of a net came down landed on top of him got yanked into the sky um and
01:56:15:1701:56:16:11Dave [Xeros]Slavery.
01:56:17:0301:56:26:12Steve [GM]same thing and uh yeah he get he got pulled into into this cavern now they didn’t immediately just
01:56:26:1201:56:33:07Steve [GM]like set him in the cage first they brought him to a chamber which he gestures behind
01:56:33:0701:56:39:02Steve [GM]kind of behind him like a little deeper in this direction there is is that chamber and there he
01:56:39:0201:56:49:02Steve [GM]was exposed to the veil stone in a really highly concentrated way and that’s actually what pushed
01:56:49:0201:56:55:02Steve [GM]into having actual speech but i don’t know if you remember but last time it’s like they don’t
01:56:55:0201:57:04:04Steve [GM]they don’t talk he does because of this magical infusion um and he also has uh the beginning
01:57:04:0401:57:12:17Steve [GM]signs of some of this mutation and grossness coming off him but the source of it is not far
01:57:13:1101:57:21:18Steve [GM]He’s like, I can show you right now where I was originally exposed. And that’ll show
01:57:31:1701:57:37:01Steve [GM]TBD is just tuning his guitar. He’s going to get the feeling we really should be on the other side.
01:57:31:1801:57:41:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m going to
01:57:37:2901:57:39:28Chris [TBD]Something’s nagging at me right now.
01:57:41:1101:57:44:22Jesse [Foulclaw]let them show me while they’re trying
01:57:46:2901:57:50:18Brin [Basil]I’m feeling really nervous for you by the way over here.
01:57:50:0401:57:52:14Steve [GM]You abandoned him with the frog.
01:57:54:0201:57:55:18Jesse [Foulclaw]Hard decisions have to be made.
01:57:54:1601:58:00:16Dave [Xeros]I think I’m on the other side already, and so I’m just going to…
01:57:59:2101:58:02:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Just send him back up the stairs.
01:58:00:0801:58:06:28Steve [GM]Just feeling the walls just like The mountain is talking to me through my fingertips
01:58:02:0701:58:04:20Brin [Basil]look there’s the entry uh, the exit
01:58:07:1301:58:09:22Dave [Xeros]to lay here. I’m just going to take a nap.
01:58:08:0801:58:11:10Chris [TBD]How did you get high again?
01:58:13:0501:58:15:07Dave [Xeros]I had the
01:58:14:2901:58:15:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Does he have a name?
01:58:18:1201:58:20:26Dave [Xeros]infused with stones So it’s like euphoria
01:58:20:0701:58:23:11Steve [GM]He calls him he calls himself Choldreth
01:58:24:1401:58:26:25Steve [GM]Choldrith son of the master
01:58:28:1301:58:29:08Dave [Xeros]give you a new name
01:58:32:1601:58:41:18Steve [GM]So he leads you into a large chamber Like, he was not wrong I mean everything he said is correct And he’s
01:58:43:2401:58:46:17Steve [GM]You get this sense that Yeah go ahead
01:58:46:1301:58:46:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry.
01:58:49:1801:58:50:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:58:53:0801:58:59:03Steve [GM]It is an area of… Well, give me an arcana check so I know how much detail you figure out.
01:59:10:0501:59:11:28Steve [GM]Then you figure it out quite a bit.
01:59:12:2501:59:14:19Chris [TBD]Should we cover our ears?
01:59:17:1401:59:18:28Steve [GM]No. You’re good.
01:59:22:2701:59:23:16Steve [GM]Actually.
01:59:23:1201:59:25:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Actually 24 because it’s proficient.
01:59:30:1701:59:38:06Steve [GM]enough magical training to recognize that this is kind of a resonating chamber in which the veil starts
01:59:38:1201:59:46:26Steve [GM]tear magic is being concentrated and then kind of diffused into creatures that are brought in.
01:59:47:0101:59:57:24Steve [GM]Currently, there’s no one here but the magical energy is still there and it vibrates as it were on a frequency
01:59:57:2402:00:04:23Steve [GM]that is almost identical to your wild surge impulses.
02:00:04:2302:00:14:26Steve [GM]in other words it’s kind of like you know how you rolled a three so those magical impulses almost broke out it’s that feeling but external to you.
02:00:14:2602:00:23:20Steve [GM]So, you could if you so desired essentially
02:00:22:2902:00:23:15Brin [Basil]the chamber
02:00:24:1302:00:30:13Steve [GM]diffuse the chamber the same way you diffuse the magic inside yourself just now.
02:00:30:0102:00:31:22Dave [Xeros]just don’t roll in that one
02:00:36:2602:00:41:08Steve [GM]So here’s, well yeah basically.
02:00:36:2802:00:37:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Is that?
02:00:41:2102:00:45:14Dave [Xeros]and we can’t hear any of this
02:00:48:0202:00:54:11Steve [GM]if you have a Zen Zupine you always are allowed to use those for a full re-roll or
02:00:53:2002:00:55:17Brin [Basil]you have one left don’t you
02:00:54:2202:00:57:06Jesse [Foulclaw]I have one and they have part of Conspiration too.
02:00:56:2102:01:00:27Dave [Xeros]yeah i mean if he uses the bardic inspiration there’s no way he’s going to roll into one
02:01:02:0502:01:07:26Jesse [Foulclaw]I try and like defuse this thing is there anyway for me to detect
02:01:09:2602:01:20:13Jesse [Foulclaw]how to kill creatures who’ve been infected with this like because i have like medicinal knowledge and stuff as well there yeah you
02:01:16:2702:01:23:26Steve [GM]right like an antidote it’s not something you’re particularly good at and you can’t
02:01:24:2902:01:32:13Steve [GM]see a way to change it once it’s already happening You can stop it at
02:01:32:1402:01:41:09Steve [GM]the source but after it’s leaked out you it’s so as far as you can go that’s you can’t undo it
02:01:39:0802:01:48:29Jesse [Foulclaw]i can do is use this basically um so does that tell me that my spider friend
02:01:48:2902:01:54:12Jesse [Foulclaw]is probably going to like change like deteriorate since he’s been exposed to this that’s okay
02:01:52:2002:02:02:15Steve [GM]fair assumption and i should also point out that the quantity of veils tear magic in this resonating chamber is like off the charts
02:02:02:1502:02:09:23Steve [GM]the little stuff that’s been tripping everybody and almost exploding across the chasm
02:02:09:2302:02:20:15Steve [GM]Like, those are mere little motes inside of the tornado of power. So like… Yeah, these… The ones that are infected
02:02:20:1502:02:30:22Steve [GM]they’re going to deteriorate and get gross and mutate and all that stuff but you using these little stones it’s not enough to be like now I have a third eye! Right?
02:02:31:1002:02:36:16Jesse [Foulclaw]what if I defuse this like the creatures are starting to
02:02:38:0802:02:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw]morph or whatever just simply by exposure to like this high concentration
02:02:42:1902:02:48:13Steve [GM]So it’s Not Going To Stop It For Who’s Already Been Infected But It Will Prevent Others From Suffering
02:02:49:2202:02:52:09Jesse [Foulclaw]well i’m all about that you got me
02:02:50:2202:02:55:20Steve [GM]and Choldrith, the son of the master is watching you with expectant many eyes
02:02:57:0402:03:05:14Jesse [Foulclaw]things but students don’t understand but um uh i
02:02:58:2602:03:01:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:02:59:0602:03:01:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:03:05:1402:03:10:09Jesse [Foulclaw]am a little torn because i don’t know if this will cause like suspicion or something
02:03:14:1702:03:31:21Jesse [Foulclaw]what happens to me if it doesn’t work if i unsuccessful can
02:03:19:2902:03:27:15Steve [GM]going to be rolling on the wild chart twice and you’ll also take magical backlash damage like it’ll
02:03:28:0402:03:39:10Steve [GM]hurt ya. I mean typically I would say roll and find out but first of all you got a 24 and second of all
02:03:39:1002:03:43:13Steve [GM]you’ve got your choice what do you want to do?
02:03:41:1602:03:53:12Jesse [Foulclaw]uh -huh okay um great for just a second think about what i’d like to do I’m praying.
02:03:52:0602:03:58:22Steve [GM]Aster, show me how you do this. There’s so many questions I want to learn.
02:04:00:0502:04:01:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Did I ever spell the…
02:04:09:1002:04:11:05Steve [GM]Autotunicus Vocalis
02:04:13:2202:04:14:16Chris [TBD]Auto-tunicus.
02:04:16:2502:04:21:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, I’m going to try and shut it down. Try and defuse it. So I just need to roll a d20
02:04:23:2502:04:24:14Steve [GM]and
02:04:26:0802:04:29:28Steve [GM]yeah, you have a couple chances if necessary but
02:04:32:0402:04:35:04Steve [GM]don’t get a nat 1 and you should be okay.
02:04:43:0302:04:54:01Steve [GM]You succeed, and the magical backlash is still somewhat present. So I’m going to – we’re going to roll on the chart,
02:04:54:2002:05:01:05Steve [GM]and then we’ll see if that – We’ll give you one more check and see if it’s going to manifest itself. Okay?
02:05:07:0302:05:08:18Jesse [Foulclaw]I beat your silly game!
02:05:12:0202:05:12:29Jesse [Foulclaw]Let me out!
02:05:12:1802:05:13:20Dave [Xeros]caveat
02:05:22:0102:05:24:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Choose your finger or your toe? Which one do you want to lose?
02:05:37:2002:05:45:12Steve [GM]Okay. That’s not bad. Let’s see what happens. You glow with bright light in a 30-foot radius for the next minute.
02:05:45:2502:05:47:17Chris [TBD]Choldreth is
02:05:46:2802:05:56:11Brin [Basil]his dream come true you’re gonna fly across the chasm holding
02:05:47:1102:05:49:08Dave [Xeros]oh my
02:05:49:0102:05:50:08Chris [TBD]converted for life.
02:05:49:0802:05:50:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:56:0802:05:59:13Dave [Xeros]to his people he will now convert everyone
02:05:56:1902:05:58:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:05:59:2602:06:08:04Steve [GM]Any creature that ends its turn within five feet of you is blinded until the end of its next turn. You flashbang your follower!
02:06:07:2302:06:20:25Jesse [Foulclaw]so he’s blind by the
02:06:10:1302:06:18:04Steve [GM]If, if you don’t like pull that in so we need another roll on this yeah just rolling 15 or higher where else he gets flashbanged
02:06:20:2502:06:30:02Jesse [Foulclaw]way um just before we walked in to defuse this not knowing what was going to happen and i’m so proud of my new disciple
02:06:32:1102:06:35:17Jesse [Foulclaw]since he told me like he doesn’t have a name basically
02:06:39:1202:06:48:05Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah I
02:06:40:0902:06:44:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:06:40:2902:06:41:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:06:43:2502:06:45:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:06:47:0502:06:51:07Brin [Basil]please have him kneel down however that happens
02:06:48:0502:06:54:08Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t know if I want to see it
02:06:49:2902:06:53:01Steve [GM]all eight of his legs curl up underneath him
02:06:55:1102:06:58:03Jesse [Foulclaw]his name is going to be Amla
02:07:02:2702:07:03:12Jesse [Foulclaw]because
02:07:05:2402:07:08:11Jesse [Foulclaw]so I’m gonna tell him that’s his new name before
02:07:08:2302:07:12:12Steve [GM]have an elder like father figure in
02:07:11:2602:07:17:22Jesse [Foulclaw]he is the first, he’s technically the eldest yeah he is Amla the First
02:07:14:2302:07:16:04Steve [GM]he’s the eldest
02:07:20:1802:07:21:04Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes.
02:07:23:1402:07:32:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, and then I go in hopefully, and I tell him don’t be afraid something could happen but don’t worry
02:07:38:0402:07:39:25Brin [Basil]it’s only for a minute though right
02:07:40:1902:07:43:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:07:41:2202:07:42:25Dave [Xeros]oh my gosh
02:07:43:0102:07:51:11Jesse [Foulclaw]And I can’t re-roll for this one I don’t know if I want to though
02:07:43:2702:07:44:18Steve [GM]um
02:07:46:1002:07:49:19Steve [GM]do you have a bardic inspiration
02:07:49:0802:07:57:29Dave [Xeros]what is it what are you rolling though did you add your modifier just straight roll you have your body conspiration that doesn’t get you over 15
02:07:53:2302:07:54:11Steve [GM]straight roll
02:08:00:1002:08:04:03Jesse [Foulclaw]I have one more fruit I could use Might as well maybe
02:08:02:2402:08:05:23Brin [Basil]I have tons of fruit that I can lend you to
02:08:05:1502:08:06:22Chris [TBD]only lasts for how long?
02:08:07:0702:08:10:04Steve [GM]until the end of his next turn so I
02:08:11:1502:08:13:24Dave [Xeros]so he’s basically just blinded by the light
02:08:14:2002:08:17:02Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s just kind of disoriented in for a little bit, basically.
02:08:15:2702:08:17:25Brin [Basil]and you just whisper in his ear
02:08:22:1702:08:23:15Dave [Xeros]first of his name
02:08:23:0502:08:25:07Chris [TBD]starts rolling in the night.
02:08:26:2602:08:28:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m not whispering anything here.
02:08:29:1902:08:33:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, but yeah, I’m going to roll again. He goes blind for a sec.
02:08:34:2402:08:37:11Steve [GM]bright light just bursts out of your body
02:08:45:0002:08:56:12Steve [GM]and it flashbangs all of his delicate eyes oh master make the paint stop he rides around
02:08:56:1202:09:05:20Steve [GM]but the uh all of that magic kind of funnels into you, and then there’s a hush for a brief moment. And then it
02:09:05:2002:09:08:17Steve [GM]just…and a massive
02:09:09:2602:09:20:23Steve [GM]painless explosion just fills the entire chain and then fades away. So you’ve successfully deactivated
02:09:24:1902:09:36:08Steve [GM]Yeah. And because of the incredible …you guys across the chasm, you’re just trying to convince them that rocks are bad, and you’re trying to that rocks are good.
02:09:36:1202:09:37:20Brin [Basil]fucking idiots
02:09:36:2002:09:46:28Steve [GM]And then all of a sudden you hear this boop and then this bright light coming out of the far distant cavern coming out
02:09:43:1902:09:46:14Brin [Basil]oh that’s not good
02:09:47:1402:09:48:25Dave [Xeros]It’s time to rock.
02:09:48:1102:09:50:22Chris [TBD]We need to get across this cavern!
02:09:50:2802:09:55:16Brin [Basil]give me your fiddle and give me my guitar
02:09:54:1702:09:59:24Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re leaving I think I’ve got all the information they need from here we’re out of here
02:09:55:0902:09:57:04Chris [TBD]Clearly that’s what happened over there!
02:09:56:2602:10:00:01Dave [Xeros]The show is going on without us.
02:09:59:2302:10:10:15Steve [GM]so Childreth as you are trying to leave he’s like master don’t leave me there’s more to give you. Don’t leave me
02:10:17:1102:10:19:12Jesse [Foulclaw]what more to get what do you mean
02:10:22:0202:10:33:16Steve [GM]there. He gestures which he points at a blank wall but it gets you to kind of look around and over in one area you see a small little
02:10:33:1602:10:37:22Steve [GM]altar as it were on which a simple scroll
02:10:39:2902:10:51:16Jesse [Foulclaw]it just
02:10:42:0702:10:49:22Steve [GM]you the trading card It is this roll of Jubilee slash Lamentation
02:10:43:1002:10:51:03Brin [Basil]Oh my
02:10:51:0302:11:01:22Brin [Basil]gosh
02:10:52:1102:10:55:00Jesse [Foulclaw]is it because Jubilee’s on the other side
02:10:53:0802:11:00:15Steve [GM]oh so whichever face up is happening the effect
02:11:00:1502:11:07:23Steve [GM]is the same which is basically you get your magic can be amplified and
02:11:07:2302:11:19:05Steve [GM]you can use this as much as you want but if you look at the bottom after every time you use it have to roll a d20 see if you can go crazy with
02:11:19:0502:11:27:11Steve [GM]the wild magic and uh then you flip it over so if it’s on the jubilee then i’ll give you a bonus
02:11:27:1102:11:36:04Steve [GM]maybe extra damage maybe you’ll heal like good stuff can happen and then yeah that’s every
02:11:36:0402:11:44:10Steve [GM]seventh time yeah and then uh the lamentation is you know those wild magic could happen
02:11:36:2902:11:38:01Dave [Xeros]oh seventh time okay
02:11:44:1002:11:52:23Steve [GM]So you’re always running a risk, but anytime you want to amp up a spell, that’s what your scroll can do.
02:11:55:1802:12:05:04Steve [GM]So you get that from Amla and you take that
02:11:56:0602:11:57:25Jesse [Foulclaw]thank you Amla
02:12:05:0402:12:14:24Steve [GM]and you come out everyone else sees like this angelic figure start floating over and yeah.
02:12:13:0702:12:14:16Chris [TBD]He’s still glowing, right?
02:12:14:2202:12:15:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:14:2602:12:15:17Brin [Basil]the hell
02:12:18:0502:12:21:05Jesse [Foulclaw]are you converted now too is that what I mean
02:12:20:1402:12:21:13Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:12:22:0002:12:24:02Brin [Basil]what if that that’s the effect of
02:12:26:2802:12:29:17Jesse [Foulclaw]This whole time you’ve been poking fun, and now you’re taking it seriously.
02:12:30:2702:12:33:07Chris [TBD]Well, foul claw, you got to teach me that man.
02:12:34:1302:12:34:29Brin [Basil]gosh
02:12:35:1502:12:37:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:40:1902:12:44:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:42:2902:12:52:23Jesse [Foulclaw]I love this. That’s so awesome. I assume that Amla can crawl along the wall. He doesn’t have to fly over. And I assume he can crawl over to other side.
02:12:55:1202:12:57:08Dave [Xeros]him up like a little sheep and bring
02:12:57:0802:13:35:10Dave [Xeros]him with you blinded goodbye
02:12:58:0202:13:01:02Jesse [Foulclaw]He’s big! He’s huge! He’s probably bigger than I am!
02:13:02:0602:13:05:22Steve [GM]he has a little bit of difficulty because you know been blinded
02:13:09:1002:13:10:16Steve [GM]you managed to make it
02:13:10:0902:13:21:18Chris [TBD]just follow the sound of my voice and they
02:13:12:1502:13:13:04Brin [Basil]yeah
02:13:14:0602:13:16:05Brin [Basil]web and just Tarzan across
02:13:16:2302:13:20:29Steve [GM]but he’s still blind she just hits a bunch of the rocks
02:13:21:1802:13:25:27Chris [TBD]explode and he goes flying across the cavern. I told you it would work!
02:13:22:0702:13:24:04Brin [Basil]it goes flying across the cavern
02:13:25:2702:13:27:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:13:29:1002:13:30:24Steve [GM]is canon and that’s what happens
02:13:29:1302:13:32:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:13:29:2302:13:31:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:13:29:2302:13:31:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:13:32:2102:13:33:04Steve [GM]so
02:13:35:0302:13:46:03Steve [GM]we’re because it’s 11 o’clock we’re going to say that ends the evening. We’ve got a grunk to interrogate, but it seems like
02:13:35:1002:13:55:17Dave [Xeros]frog
02:13:46:0302:13:49:17Steve [GM]honestly what we wanted to know came from Amla.
02:13:51:2202:13:52:15Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just kidding.
02:13:52:1402:13:53:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:13:53:0302:13:55:15Brin [Basil]why do want to this
02:13:54:2302:13:55:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Bye, bro.
02:13:56:2102:14:01:11Steve [GM]Master yourself beneficent and kind and why did you do that
02:13:58:0402:13:59:17Chris [TBD]is…
02:14:01:2102:14:03:29Brin [Basil]You were no help, you stupid.
02:14:10:0202:14:11:03Steve [GM]So, yeah.
02:14:11:0902:14:16:02Brin [Basil]Only because I want them to see what happens. That’s the only reason I wanted to do that.
02:14:16:0202:14:18:08Steve [GM]Use him as an object lesson.
02:14:16:2102:14:19:13Jesse [Foulclaw]No! Don’t actually throw him in the hall!
02:14:16:2302:14:19:14Chris [TBD]Is this the third time a frog
02:14:17:1902:14:20:14Brin [Basil]Here’s the result you daft idiots!
02:14:20:2202:14:21:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Don’t do it!
02:14:23:0902:14:28:15Dave [Xeros]me and, like, ribbits and wakes me up from my nap. I freak out.
02:14:32:0802:14:40:08Dave [Xeros]because I think I’m on the other side so I throw him away from the magic but it actually chucks him right into it.
02:14:44:0702:14:55:03Steve [GM]He kind of unravels. You just watch him almost as if he were made out of string, slowly, slowly unraveling and screaming the entire time.
02:14:56:1902:14:58:05Chris [TBD]Oh my god!
02:14:56:2102:15:05:07Steve [GM]His entire little frog body just slowly dissolves. It’s not the same it’s not the same effect as when you saw
02:14:57:0502:14:58:06Brin [Basil]Oh my God.
02:15:07:2202:15:09:15Chris [TBD]in my little book
02:15:10:1202:15:21:19Steve [GM]so it’s same effect but you get the sense that if someone like Basil who doesn’t actually have that magic inside of them it might
02:15:23:2402:15:25:12Dave [Xeros]So you’re saying there’s a chance.
02:15:27:0202:15:31:09Brin [Basil]Did you not just see what happened? Did you…
02:15:32:1002:15:36:08Dave [Xeros]spaghettification going on down there in the cavern and you just…
02:15:35:0402:15:40:08Jesse [Foulclaw]knock him out just knock him out okay he needs a long rest very long
02:15:39:1502:15:41:23Dave [Xeros]And with that I go blind
02:15:41:1802:15:44:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:15:41:2502:15:44:05Brin [Basil]Oh, thank the dear Lord.
02:15:41:2702:15:45:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:15:49:0402:15:59:12Dave [Xeros]I see this bright light angel coming across the chasm. A frog ribbits at me, I throw him in and then I go blind. I love it.
02:15:51:2502:15:52:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:15:56:1102:16:02:04Chris [TBD]It’s too much, it’s too bunch with that
02:15:58:1302:15:59:08Jesse [Foulclaw]and then
02:16:02:2802:16:03:07Steve [GM]game
02:16:03:1302:16:04:19Brin [Basil]That was awesome.

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