The Answer Is Conversion
Steve as GM · Hayley as Gypsy Jenkins · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Brin as Basil
Above the Clouds
Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2425 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)
| TC In | TC Out | Speaker | Dialogue |
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| 00:00:01:03 | 00:00:08:20 | Steve [GM] | Okay, I here we are beginning session one of our |
| 00:00:01:09 | 00:00:11:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, we’re |
| 00:00:06:01 | 00:00:09:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh my. After a quiet year? |
| 00:00:08:01 | 00:00:15:14 | Chris [TBD] | TTRPG actual play podcast. |
| 00:00:08:20 | 00:00:15:29 | Steve [GM] | no longer quiet year. We have finally arrived and if |
| 00:00:09:19 | 00:00:30:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s |
| 00:00:15:29 | 00:00:23:02 | Steve [GM] | you all recall, we live in a nice little city called |
| 00:00:28:22 | 00:00:34:28 | Chris [TBD] | of the city, got it. |
| 00:00:30:02 | 00:00:41:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | in three areas across the river right now for a time. |
| 00:00:30:09 | 00:00:40:10 | Dave [Xeros] | three areas so it’s New Old, Ideas and the Commons. So it depends on what part we’re in because if we’re across the river we are in Ideas. |
| 00:00:40:10 | 00:00:45:03 | Dave [Xeros] | If we’re on the island then we are on New Old. And if we were on the mainland its uh…the commons. |
| 00:00:46:06 | 00:00:55:19 | Steve [GM] | and uh the three of you are buddies you’ve known each other for uh quite a while i guess four of |
| 00:00:55:19 | 00:01:04:22 | Steve [GM] | we have nortol the tortle that’s my character um he is he is uh i think of him as just like |
| 00:00:56:17 | 00:00:56:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah? |
| 00:00:59:17 | 00:01:01:18 | Chris [TBD] | Oh you are going to play him while you DM. |
| 00:01:04:22 | 00:01:16:06 | Steve [GM] | the ai control npc yeah so he’s he won’t be making decisions or anything really um he’s at this point in his life he’s |
| 00:01:07:16 | 00:01:08:12 | Dave [Xeros] | NPC |
| 00:01:08:10 | 00:01:08:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:01:17:08 | 00:01:27:29 | Steve [GM] | got this cigar addiction He’s kind of had a rough time really balancing his monkish desires and the desires of the flesh So, he’s just at that point where he needs |
| 00:01:27:29 | 00:01:38:19 | Steve [GM] | to be around others but not be in charge He just needs to follow for a little while So, she’s going to be there He’ll do a flurry of blows when necessary |
| 00:01:35:10 | 00:01:36:11 | Dave [Xeros] | is he |
| 00:01:36:21 | 00:01:45:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he sounds a little unstable if i’m getting this right slow |
| 00:01:42:24 | 00:01:44:12 | Steve [GM] | I mean, he is a turtle |
| 00:01:45:05 | 00:01:47:27 | Chris [TBD] | flew a little too close to the sun |
| 00:01:45:08 | 00:01:49:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and steadily losing his mind |
| 00:01:47:20 | 00:01:53:15 | Dave [Xeros] | looking to like find someone to lay some eggs with and abandon him on a |
| 00:01:53:03 | 00:01:53:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:01:54:02 | 00:02:02:00 | Steve [GM] | just that’s part of his life journey that he has to figure out yeah but at this point he’s just gotta kind of take it easy so uh yeah |
| 00:02:02:00 | 00:02:08:23 | Steve [GM] | nordal the twirtle he is a monk uh and he’s he’s a turtle it’s in the name uh |
| 00:02:08:23 | 00:02:17:18 | Steve [GM] | uh and uh he he is at he is very athletic he is the uncle rico of our group who |
| 00:02:10:06 | 00:02:19:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I bet I could throw a football over those mountains |
| 00:02:17:18 | 00:02:18:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:17:28 | 00:02:22:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:17:28 | 00:02:24:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:18:28 | 00:02:25:26 | Steve [GM] | she he has a football on his mini to indicate his incredible athletic prowess |
| 00:02:19:06 | 00:02:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:19:06 | 00:02:21:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:19:09 | 00:02:25:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I forgot that. |
| 00:02:20:01 | 00:02:27:29 | Chris [TBD] | so was he looking for a time machine this whole time? |
| 00:02:24:04 | 00:02:27:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i forgot about his athleticism |
| 00:02:27:25 | 00:02:28:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:02:28:10 | 00:02:28:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah. |
| 00:02:28:10 | 00:02:37:10 | Steve [GM] | maybe that’s it you know he’s searching he’s just he’s Just search yeah |
| 00:02:32:20 | 00:02:38:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | still on his way to its prime, he’s just slow and steadily going to |
| 00:02:40:00 | 00:02:43:03 | Chris [TBD] | one single race and it just never left his head. |
| 00:02:43:21 | 00:02:55:11 | Steve [GM] | he is an appreciator of the fine music that has been developed in it yes and new old and commons and has grown up |
| 00:02:55:11 | 00:03:06:15 | Steve [GM] | in the century past uh the forgotten hour as the people call it and his that that has led him to |
| 00:03:06:15 | 00:03:10:23 | Steve [GM] | being kind of a roadie for none other than TBD |
| 00:03:12:06 | 00:03:16:29 | Chris [TBD] | That is not his voice, I’m still trying to figure it out. Maybe it is that, maybe it’s not. Not sure. |
| 00:03:16:04 | 00:03:19:14 | Steve [GM] | The Schwarzenegger. Every voice you do is Schwarzeneger, let’s see. |
| 00:03:19:23 | 00:03:22:22 | Chris [TBD] | Hey Joshua! No, see I can’t even do it on the spot. |
| 00:03:22:21 | 00:03:23:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:03:23:01 | 00:03:23:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:03:23:01 | 00:03:23:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:03:23:01 | 00:03:24:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:03:26:05 | 00:03:34:28 | Chris [TBD] | I always have to do the trigger right? It’s get to the chopper Okay, I got Schwarzenegger in now No, it’s still more that’s still really Bjorn-ish. |
| 00:03:33:17 | 00:03:36:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you gotta go you gotta go deeper get to the chopper |
| 00:03:34:07 | 00:03:35:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a lord-ish. |
| 00:03:37:13 | 00:03:38:17 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, a little guttural. |
| 00:03:39:12 | 00:03:45:04 | Chris [TBD] | I think the joke should just be my accents are so bad that it’s funny and we’ll |
| 00:03:45:01 | 00:03:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | uh can you tell us about TBD though |
| 00:03:45:04 | 00:03:51:20 | Chris [TBD] | just go with that. Are we going? |
| 00:03:48:10 | 00:03:49:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s good |
| 00:03:48:14 | 00:03:51:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Can you tell us about what we’re going? |
| 00:03:51:22 | 00:03:52:17 | Steve [GM] | We are going. |
| 00:03:51:25 | 00:03:54:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | besides his accent skills |
| 00:03:53:26 | 00:03:57:05 | Chris [TBD] | Well, TBD is a giant |
| 00:03:58:11 | 00:03:59:22 | Chris [TBD] | Goliath about |
| 00:04:03:13 | 00:04:06:01 | Chris [TBD] | is a rock and roll star |
| 00:04:07:20 | 00:04:09:29 | Steve [GM] | a rock and roll star or does he think it’s a rock star? |
| 00:04:08:26 | 00:04:17:26 | Dave [Xeros] | think it’ll play out though when you know it’s really more how the fans react while you’re walking |
| 00:04:10:17 | 00:04:20:28 | Chris [TBD] | a good question that is a really good question. That is the rumors going around is he thinks |
| 00:04:11:17 | 00:04:11:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a really |
| 00:04:20:28 | 00:04:25:01 | Chris [TBD] | he’s a rock and roll star but maybe he just is and |
| 00:04:25:08 | 00:04:28:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | roadies at one point so i feel like he’s got some status |
| 00:04:33:24 | 00:04:34:24 | Chris [TBD] | He’s a wizard |
| 00:04:37:22 | 00:04:44:24 | Chris [TBD] | to be 100% honest I feel like you guys know as much about him as I do |
| 00:04:47:24 | 00:04:48:27 | Chris [TBD] | I think I know myself |
| 00:04:49:10 | 00:04:57:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you know You know who I’m picturing is, you know Thor in like the last The Avengers? No no no no. |
| 00:04:51:13 | 00:04:52:13 | Chris [TBD] | Is that what I said? |
| 00:04:58:00 | 00:05:05:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Like when he’s kind of burnt out right and he’s like yeah he’s got a fat Thor And he’s kinda lost his… |
| 00:04:59:04 | 00:05:00:17 | Chris [TBD] | Where he’s… Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:05:02:10 | 00:05:03:01 | Chris [TBD] | Fat Thor. |
| 00:05:06:08 | 00:05:10:22 | Chris [TBD] | I think that is the direction that he looks that way. He’s older. |
| 00:05:07:08 | 00:05:08:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | That’s kind if what I’m pictureing |
| 00:05:11:13 | 00:05:12:20 | Steve [GM] | he hasn’t gone to seed though |
| 00:05:13:09 | 00:05:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | he’s a has-been yet because he’s definitely got some power behind him but he’s on the pathway to a has been and he’s not careful we’re going to turn this around |
| 00:05:21:05 | 00:05:22:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | It’s a natural progression of a musician |
| 00:05:21:16 | 00:05:28:20 | Steve [GM] | He’s kind of like Yeah, he still thinks that Classic rock What we call classic rock is cutting edge |
| 00:05:28:29 | 00:05:34:13 | Chris [TBD] | like the 60s and 70s were it and he was trying to catch up |
| 00:05:34:16 | 00:05:35:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Ooh you know it’d be cool |
| 00:05:34:22 | 00:05:38:15 | Steve [GM] | He doesn’t even accept Metallica Black Album As canon |
| 00:05:34:24 | 00:05:41:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | He doesn’t even touch the power, he’s changed his hand to that. |
| 00:05:38:12 | 00:05:39:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:05:39:13 | 00:05:40:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Things changed |
| 00:05:39:26 | 00:05:47:13 | Steve [GM] | It ends at Master of Puppets After they lost Cliff They lost it all |
| 00:05:41:08 | 00:05:42:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:05:42:26 | 00:05:43:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:05:43:02 | 00:05:45:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t know who they are you know it’d be cool |
| 00:05:45:27 | 00:05:47:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That really wasn’t like a gloss at all. |
| 00:05:47:11 | 00:05:48:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:05:48:07 | 00:05:58:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you know what would be cool is if he have you seen yesterday yeah you know how he’s the only one who knows the beatles right something happens what would Be Cool is like The Apocalypse everybody else like |
| 00:05:53:19 | 00:05:54:04 | Chris [TBD] | Yes |
| 00:05:59:11 | 00:06:07:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | loses all the previous music that was existed before but like TBD still has like the memory of like all the famous artists who existed before. |
| 00:06:08:08 | 00:06:19:27 | Chris [TBD] | I like |
| 00:06:08:27 | 00:06:14:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Like it was given to him Oh man Yes |
| 00:06:08:27 | 00:06:14:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh man Oh, yes. |
| 00:06:09:18 | 00:06:11:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:09:18 | 00:06:11:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:09:28 | 00:06:11:16 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:09:28 | 00:06:11:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:10:28 | 00:06:13:24 | Brin [Basil] | Oh man, I told you. |
| 00:06:13:17 | 00:06:17:02 | Steve [GM] | man puts his hands on his shoulders And he’s like ready to rock |
| 00:06:15:11 | 00:06:15:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:06:18:19 | 00:06:20:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Remember classic rock |
| 00:06:18:24 | 00:06:21:27 | Steve [GM] | we’re back in black. |
| 00:06:18:29 | 00:06:24:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | We’re about to throw you back in some months of death. |
| 00:06:19:13 | 00:06:21:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Seek and destroy! |
| 00:06:19:27 | 00:06:28:05 | Chris [TBD] | this I think that’s there’s something to that anyways yeah |
| 00:06:26:11 | 00:06:29:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, anyways, can you just remind us what… |
| 00:06:27:14 | 00:06:30:26 | Dave [Xeros] | remind us What TBD’s actual name is though |
| 00:06:31:06 | 00:06:37:00 | Chris [TBD] | Trevarius Bjornegar Deek |
| 00:06:38:04 | 00:06:39:03 | Steve [GM] | D-I-K |
| 00:06:40:07 | 00:06:42:01 | Steve [GM] | No one can ever mispronounce |
| 00:06:40:23 | 00:06:43:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Sounds like a double E in there |
| 00:06:44:25 | 00:06:48:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Is it both the guy and the BIP? |
| 00:06:47:08 | 00:06:53:03 | Chris [TBD] | T-B-D for short |
| 00:06:55:20 | 00:06:59:09 | Chris [TBD] | I think that’s all I can say about him so far. |
| 00:07:02:20 | 00:07:06:29 | Chris [TBD] | totally jacked. Oh yeah, physical appearance, yep. Goliath tall |
| 00:07:08:02 | 00:07:09:18 | Chris [TBD] | massive white beard |
| 00:07:10:18 | 00:07:11:28 | Chris [TBD] | and |
| 00:07:13:08 | 00:07:22:19 | Chris [TBD] | super muscle. Now are they glamour muscles? You bet you they are. Absolutely. |
| 00:07:18:17 | 00:07:22:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh so he’s stepping up. |
| 00:07:25:07 | 00:07:33:24 | Chris [TBD] | super strong. He’s got a 12 strength plus one but he does have a good-looking body. |
| 00:07:36:09 | 00:07:38:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | not He’s still, he’s… Yeah. |
| 00:07:37:06 | 00:07:42:02 | Chris [TBD] | Not yet, yet. How old is he? I have no idea. We’re going to find out. |
| 00:07:45:18 | 00:07:52:19 | Chris [TBD] | His white beard makes him look older But he has a Goliath and that’s just something they got at a young age |
| 00:07:52:22 | 00:07:57:17 | Steve [GM] | And as far as the musical abilities of everybody and |
| 00:07:58:06 | 00:08:05:08 | Steve [GM] | in this cadre of friends we also have zeros that’s what i |
| 00:08:03:00 | 00:08:10:16 | Dave [Xeros] | yes his name’s eros um if uh he i he doesn’t take too kindly to that he is um |
| 00:08:04:07 | 00:08:11:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | okay so |
| 00:08:04:24 | 00:08:05:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:08:11:05 | 00:08:20:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so he found himself at the precipice right after high school. He joined a boy band that got really, |
| 00:08:11:22 | 00:08:20:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So he found himself at Precipice right out of high school going to a boy band that got really, really sweet. |
| 00:08:20:08 | 00:08:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | really successful named Year Eros with an X. The X is silent. So if you spell it – yeah, yeah, ja, ja. But it’s okay. |
| 00:08:21:21 | 00:08:23:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Named Peer Eros. |
| 00:08:27:13 | 00:08:29:07 | Steve [GM] | This is like the Oneeders. |
| 00:08:28:18 | 00:08:29:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, yeah! |
| 00:08:32:06 | 00:08:42:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, Year Eroos. Everyone kind of kept on saying Year Zeroes but he got over it because I I mean, the fans just flocked to him. |
| 00:08:33:23 | 00:08:40:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Everyone kind of kept on thinking about the heroes but he got over it because they had a lot |
| 00:08:43:01 | 00:08:53:09 | Dave [Xeros] | What he found out unfortunately is about five, 10 years into the whole boy band thing once you leave being not necessarily |
| 00:08:43:26 | 00:08:51:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | We found out about 5, 10 years into that thing to |
| 00:08:51:19 | 00:08:58:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | the 30 |
| 00:08:53:09 | 00:09:02:29 | Dave [Xeros] | prepubescent but when you kind of move into the 30 -year -old boy people just stop noticing. |
| 00:09:02:29 | 00:09:11:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I mean, you really have to go solo at that point in order for you to really – yeah. Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:09:09:27 | 00:09:10:28 | Steve [GM] | Justin Timberlake? |
| 00:09:10:15 | 00:09:21:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah yeah, we’ve really got to be right? right yeah yes so |
| 00:09:11:20 | 00:09:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | You’ve really got – I mean J.C. Chazay, right? |
| 00:09:16:07 | 00:09:17:26 | Steve [GM] | You’re either Justin or you’re nobody. |
| 00:09:17:23 | 00:09:18:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, okay. |
| 00:09:20:10 | 00:09:21:22 | Brin [Basil] | so |
| 00:09:21:13 | 00:09:22:14 | Steve [GM] | What species… |
| 00:09:21:14 | 00:09:35:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | he is also a |
| 00:09:22:03 | 00:09:28:19 | Dave [Xeros] | So he is a tiefling. He’s an interesting tiefling though because he is actually a black-skinned tieflinger. |
| 00:09:28:19 | 00:09:36:27 | Dave [Xeros] | He has gold tattoos so he doesn’t really wear a lot of clothes He just wears pants so that he can show them off. |
| 00:09:35:14 | 00:09:45:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | much like which I mean he |
| 00:09:37:01 | 00:09:43:16 | Dave [Xeros] | And also, I mean much like TBD which I mean actually we know each other from a while back |
| 00:09:45:04 | 00:09:57:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | but no |
| 00:09:47:01 | 00:09:54:29 | Dave [Xeros] | He is very aesthetic He’s very jacked But he actually does have a pretty good straight line It’s a whole negative one |
| 00:09:55:14 | 00:09:58:04 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, so you’re not strong either. |
| 00:09:57:13 | 00:10:08:26 | Dave [Xeros] | No no not even remotely Yeah yeah well that’s the thing is like he, well no. He actually as the front man of Year Zero’s |
| 00:09:57:19 | 00:10:07:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | not yeah well that’s the thing Well, no. He actually has a front man of |
| 00:09:58:25 | 00:10:04:29 | Steve [GM] | You needed roadies, but you didn’t have an instrument. Your voice was your instrument, right? |
| 00:09:59:20 | 00:10:04:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | You’re going to be lifting everything. |
| 00:10:03:25 | 00:10:04:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:10:10:28 | 00:10:12:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Eros you’re Eros |
| 00:10:13:13 | 00:10:15:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:10:15:25 | 00:10:18:25 | Dave [Xeros] | As the lead manager he actually has a |
| 00:10:15:29 | 00:10:16:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | As |
| 00:10:20:14 | 00:10:25:00 | Dave [Xeros] | violin so he plays the violin and he plays it very very well |
| 00:10:21:09 | 00:10:24:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | and he plays very young. |
| 00:10:25:15 | 00:10:32:00 | Steve [GM] | Boyd Tinsley from the Dave Matthews Band. He’s completely jacked, but not strong. But violin. |
| 00:10:31:19 | 00:10:35:08 | Dave [Xeros] | But I mean he can tickle strings right |
| 00:10:32:04 | 00:10:43:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | the rock star Aeros |
| 00:10:36:09 | 00:10:43:18 | Dave [Xeros] | very handsome i mean um and like like TBD like likes to think he’s a rock star like eros |
| 00:10:43:26 | 00:10:50:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | genuinely was very hot. So he walks through a room, yeah I mean |
| 00:10:44:12 | 00:10:44:27 | Steve [GM] | was. |
| 00:10:44:27 | 00:10:56:05 | Dave [Xeros] | genuinely was very popular so like if he walks into a room people know who he is yeah i mean he’sa very hot uh tiefling man um with with gold uh |
| 00:10:44:28 | 00:10:59:05 | Chris [TBD] | yeah that’s only because you’re good okay how’s your |
| 00:10:50:29 | 00:10:58:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | he’s very hot, so constrictive |
| 00:10:56:05 | 00:11:05:24 | Dave [Xeros] | gold gold pinstriping um uh my charisma was amazing actually uh that was my highest stat yes |
| 00:10:59:05 | 00:11:08:13 | Chris [TBD] | how’s charisma. Okay, I figured he’s great |
| 00:11:00:11 | 00:11:02:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | My crew is in the back of his face |
| 00:11:03:26 | 00:11:05:08 | Steve [GM] | Because you’re a bard. |
| 00:11:05:01 | 00:11:05:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yes |
| 00:11:05:24 | 00:11:14:05 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah um so he’s great and and he’s very likeful uh he does uh probably i mean kind of like the whole idea |
| 00:11:07:29 | 00:11:15:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | He’s great And he’s really delightful He does get child star |
| 00:11:14:05 | 00:11:25:19 | Dave [Xeros] | of the child star um he he got he drinks a little bit too much maybe participates in other things along the side so a lot of well I mean |
| 00:11:16:27 | 00:11:25:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | He got recently So a lot of this stuff Well I mean |
| 00:11:23:29 | 00:11:24:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | brothels |
| 00:11:25:19 | 00:11:31:06 | Dave [Xeros] | he is a tiefling I mean debauchery is his middle name but |
| 00:11:27:23 | 00:11:35:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I mean, he remembers |
| 00:11:32:13 | 00:11:33:05 | Dave [Xeros] | he |
| 00:11:34:16 | 00:11:46:12 | Dave [Xeros] | remembers a lot of things but we don’t necessarily know if what he remembers is actually the truth because the psychotropics that he was on in his young |
| 00:11:35:10 | 00:11:44:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | a lot of things but don’t necessarily know if what you remember is exactly the psychotropics that he was on. |
| 00:11:44:01 | 00:11:49:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | and a young man would play as well. |
| 00:11:47:15 | 00:11:56:20 | Dave [Xeros] | manhood played a lot of tricks on um so yeah I mean that’s that’s Eros uh he’s he’s hot |
| 00:11:51:03 | 00:11:55:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So, yeah, that’s Eros’ age. |
| 00:11:54:26 | 00:12:00:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can you tell us a little bit about his childhood and his parents |
| 00:11:57:15 | 00:12:07:26 | Dave [Xeros] | hot uh yeah yeah so he um he has siblings right but the weird thing is |
| 00:12:01:05 | 00:12:11:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, so he has siblings, right? But the weird thing is his father |
| 00:12:07:26 | 00:12:18:19 | Dave [Xeros] | his mother is a tiefling um his father uh is an is an Asimir supposedly this |
| 00:12:16:04 | 00:12:20:15 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, they got freaky. |
| 00:12:18:19 | 00:12:24:20 | Dave [Xeros] | is the interesting side though because all of his brothers and sisters are like not colored black |
| 00:12:19:19 | 00:12:27:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Both brothers and sisters are not colorful, so they’re |
| 00:12:25:04 | 00:12:33:22 | Dave [Xeros] | so um so they are all tieflings but they’re like you know more like a a blondish hue like a |
| 00:12:27:20 | 00:12:33:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | all more like a blonde -ish, right? |
| 00:12:33:22 | 00:12:43:27 | Dave [Xeros] | an asimir tiefling mix right um and so he’s trying to figure out you know when you get to like 18 and you know your |
| 00:12:38:03 | 00:12:39:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And so he’s trying to figure out. |
| 00:12:41:03 | 00:12:46:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | When you get to 18 stars… |
| 00:12:43:27 | 00:12:47:08 | Dave [Xeros] | pop star, you start looking into some of these |
| 00:12:48:14 | 00:12:59:23 | Dave [Xeros] | questions about your childhood when you start look at your brothers and sisters am I just the ugly duckling or the black swan right? You don’t really know so yeah |
| 00:13:00:01 | 00:13:02:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | He’s definitely… |
| 00:13:00:12 | 00:13:06:02 | Dave [Xeros] | he’s definitely trying to search and find what the truth is because the truth is out there |
| 00:13:08:19 | 00:13:09:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:13:08:25 | 00:13:13:12 | Steve [GM] | the speed with which we all started doing that |
| 00:13:10:22 | 00:13:15:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay, okay |
| 00:13:12:14 | 00:13:13:23 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:13:12:14 | 00:13:14:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:13:12:14 | 00:13:14:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:13:13:04 | 00:13:14:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:13:14:06 | 00:13:18:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, okay, I’ll say Eros is that. |
| 00:13:14:22 | 00:13:20:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, okay. I’ll stop talking. Eros is a fun character. He’s going to have |
| 00:13:20:23 | 00:13:21:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yes |
| 00:13:23:14 | 00:13:24:19 | Dave [Xeros] | to Falkalof |
| 00:13:25:08 | 00:13:34:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes um foul claw um well he knows eros |
| 00:13:34:20 | 00:13:45:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um yes um we’ll get we’ll we’ll go to that let me back up a little bit but um um i’m |
| 00:13:36:03 | 00:13:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | We’ve been on adventures together |
| 00:13:41:06 | 00:13:41:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay |
| 00:13:45:19 | 00:13:46:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m foul cloth |
| 00:13:49:11 | 00:14:00:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | trying to decide if that’s a nickname still has the real names america but uh i it was uh |
| 00:14:03:10 | 00:14:08:08 | Chris [TBD] | your human size or Outsize. Okay. |
| 00:14:07:19 | 00:14:18:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | size yeah yeah so i’m medium i’m an owlin um and i am a sorcerer got some spells |
| 00:14:18:25 | 00:14:29:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that i’ve learned um i’ve spent most of my life um at the monastery slash university of idios well |
| 00:14:29:29 | 00:14:32:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that was a class that was |
| 00:14:32:29 | 00:14:34:20 | Steve [GM] | the animal people class |
| 00:14:33:18 | 00:14:34:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:14:34:21 | 00:14:43:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah uh-huh we had to take an animal it was a very discriminating class but we had to take that uh-huh times have changed times are times are different |
| 00:14:41:28 | 00:14:42:10 | Steve [GM] | back then |
| 00:14:42:02 | 00:14:50:22 | Dave [Xeros] | See this is the thing is i remember trying to um take that class and i wasn’t allowed in so um well you know |
| 00:14:42:17 | 00:14:51:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I remember trying to take that class, well this |
| 00:14:50:22 | 00:14:58:13 | Dave [Xeros] | i tried to audit the class more than anything else because well this |
| 00:14:51:06 | 00:15:02:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is the thing is I can go and play a show at the office. |
| 00:14:54:28 | 00:14:57:26 | Steve [GM] | probably just on tour too often to actually get any credit |
| 00:14:59:08 | 00:15:05:01 | Dave [Xeros] | showed up to play a show at the college and i was only there for three days but i tried |
| 00:15:02:28 | 00:15:10:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And it was only there for every day so they tried something and things were like… |
| 00:15:05:01 | 00:15:13:14 | Dave [Xeros] | to audit the class for two days and um they just were like no but i did i did meet you there |
| 00:15:13:06 | 00:15:24:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes yes i think that’s how we met um was it your show um well i i have attended the university or the monastery most of my life they |
| 00:15:25:14 | 00:15:28:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’ve been sent there very young so i’ve ben |
| 00:15:29:25 | 00:15:40:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this name still need to work on the university of videos um something that starts with a b and y would be great but i couldn’t think |
| 00:15:40:25 | 00:15:47:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so the church’s university is where i spent most of my time and uh i was |
| 00:15:48:18 | 00:15:59:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | right. |
| 00:15:53:16 | 00:15:54:26 | Dave [Xeros] | we need to figure this out |
| 00:15:54:21 | 00:15:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:15:58:14 | 00:16:01:06 | Dave [Xeros] | all right oh i’m putting a pin in that |
| 00:16:01:11 | 00:16:10:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um so i attended i was i joined the university it was motivated by my conversion deeply uh |
| 00:16:10:28 | 00:16:15:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | committed to the church of idios mainly to the founder |
| 00:16:18:07 | 00:16:28:20 | Dave [Xeros] | well hello whatever side you want it’s let’s just say we’re actually just doing introductions with our characters |
| 00:16:18:21 | 00:16:19:26 | Chris [TBD] | Whatever side you want. |
| 00:16:20:01 | 00:16:20:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Whatever side? |
| 00:16:28:08 | 00:16:31:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah technically you’ve been sitting here the whole time we just haven’t got to you yet |
| 00:16:28:20 | 00:16:34:15 | Dave [Xeros] | right now yeah yeah so it’s more just a cut-in At this point. |
| 00:16:30:09 | 00:16:30:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah. |
| 00:16:30:19 | 00:16:41:08 | Steve [GM] | very very quiet polite listening attentively no not sending us off on random tangents of |
| 00:16:35:28 | 00:16:37:23 | Chris [TBD] | Yes, not interrupting. |
| 00:16:38:12 | 00:16:39:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:39:04 | 00:16:43:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh my gosh |
| 00:16:40:19 | 00:16:41:08 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:41:11 | 00:16:44:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well, you know, yeah. |
| 00:16:42:03 | 00:16:49:04 | Brin [Basil] | is this it? |
| 00:16:42:07 | 00:16:42:26 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:42:07 | 00:16:43:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:43:03 | 00:16:47:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, you know we get some TBDs oh man |
| 00:16:47:01 | 00:16:47:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:16:48:05 | 00:16:59:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’ll happen so anyway |
| 00:16:53:03 | 00:16:55:15 | Brin [Basil] | No, that’s okay. That’s okay. |
| 00:16:59:12 | 00:17:15:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So anyway, but there |
| 00:17:00:02 | 00:17:09:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I was just introducing Fowcloth that’s my nickname real name yet to be disclosed or figured out |
| 00:17:09:17 | 00:17:13:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a lot of self-discovery happening |
| 00:17:10:25 | 00:17:12:11 | Steve [GM] | lot of self -discovery on this journey |
| 00:17:12:20 | 00:17:15:00 | Chris [TBD] | I will be more prepared next time. |
| 00:17:14:22 | 00:17:18:05 | Dave [Xeros] | there is a lot of backstory if you get into the Google Doc |
| 00:17:19:08 | 00:17:21:07 | Dave [Xeros] | just because first come first serve |
| 00:17:19:18 | 00:17:24:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s because there’s one area in particular. |
| 00:17:21:13 | 00:17:23:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:17:22:14 | 00:17:27:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s one area in particular with a lot of backstory and they google that yes |
| 00:17:25:18 | 00:17:26:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:17:27:10 | 00:17:28:06 | Steve [GM] | brothel addiction |
| 00:17:28:05 | 00:17:30:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:17:28:18 | 00:17:31:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yes? Yeah, we’ll get there. That’s great. |
| 00:17:28:24 | 00:17:30:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:17:29:03 | 00:17:31:09 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah, we’ll get there it’s great |
| 00:17:29:13 | 00:17:30:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:17:30:22 | 00:17:40:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so i basically i enrolled i attended the uh church’s university out of this deep conversion |
| 00:17:40:11 | 00:17:49:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | to their leader their doctrines um however when attending the university i discovered it wasn’t |
| 00:17:49:23 | 00:18:01:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | quite what i expected some of the students and the policies didn’t quite live up to certain standards um so i had a little bit of a hard time with the university itself but i’m deeply |
| 00:18:01:05 | 00:18:05:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | congruent to the doctrine itself okay exactly |
| 00:18:01:20 | 00:18:09:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s because the doctrine and the cultural and doctrinary parts. |
| 00:18:03:09 | 00:18:06:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s like because the doctrine and the |
| 00:18:07:11 | 00:18:09:17 | Steve [GM] | culture and doctrine are two different things |
| 00:18:07:29 | 00:18:11:06 | Dave [Xeros] | culture and doctrine are two different things right? Okay. |
| 00:18:10:17 | 00:18:14:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | exactly exactly so as a result i’ve spent a lot of my time isolated |
| 00:18:15:28 | 00:18:26:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | from a lot students and peers in the which time i have become very familiar with um i’ve developed a certain set of skills |
| 00:18:26:12 | 00:18:35:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh i i spent a lot of time with plants and studying herbology so i know a little bit |
| 00:18:35:10 | 00:18:45:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | about medicines potentially healing uh and i am |
| 00:18:45:27 | 00:18:56:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i am also fairly acrobatic i’m just going to throw that out there not strong but i do have some i have some dexterity |
| 00:18:56:25 | 00:19:04:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that uh yeah squirrely yes |
| 00:19:04:07 | 00:19:12:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um that’s that’s pretty much um oh and then i met uh so as a |
| 00:19:12:00 | 00:19:19:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | result of not being extremely studious because of the uh disfavor with the university a little bit |
| 00:19:19:07 | 00:19:26:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i wasn’t super studious so uh in order to graduate and finish my classes |
| 00:19:26:14 | 00:19:35:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’ve taken an alternate route that was presented for no no well so they offered me |
| 00:19:35:10 | 00:19:40:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | internship yes uh I had the opportunity for an internship |
| 00:19:40:17 | 00:19:49:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um an extended part two -part potentially internship the first began with eros that’s |
| 00:19:49:02 | 00:19:58:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | how we met we went on a little adventure together and that’s kind of why i’m here now because i’m kind of finishing last my credits uh to finish my major |
| 00:20:00:14 | 00:20:02:20 | Steve [GM] | and what was your major again sorry i got distracted |
| 00:20:02:08 | 00:20:07:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m still working on the name um i want to say something like |
| 00:20:09:09 | 00:20:13:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what did i write down here uh applied proselytizing |
| 00:20:14:12 | 00:20:16:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:20:14:12 | 00:20:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:20:17:05 | 00:20:24:23 | Steve [GM] | oh wow we will see how you feel about this journey |
| 00:20:18:07 | 00:20:23:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | something something along those lines i’m still working. I don’t quite remember the name |
| 00:20:25:20 | 00:20:36:13 | Chris [TBD] | guys we’ll come better prepared next time and do real character I mean, more character introductions and we’ll get this right. |
| 00:20:38:18 | 00:20:44:14 | Steve [GM] | it’s all right do you want to give a quick overview of what your character is and |
| 00:20:43:09 | 00:20:55:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, and I didn’t go out any of those questions. Yeah, I’m so sorry. I have too many kids in too many baseball games. Okay. It’s the worst. I’m still serious. |
| 00:20:55:21 | 00:21:05:22 | Brin [Basil] | okay so basically i |
| 00:20:58:20 | 00:20:59:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’re not |
| 00:21:05:22 | 00:21:15:27 | Brin [Basil] | guess now it’s five um so speak speak right into it even though this is |
| 00:21:15:27 | 00:21:22:28 | Brin [Basil] | weird because i don’t have headphones on um so basically I haven’t really heard your introduction |
| 00:21:22:28 | 00:21:34:10 | Brin [Basil] | yet but I kind of okay just your stuff okay okay great yeah cuz I feel like I feel |
| 00:21:25:11 | 00:21:31:02 | Steve [GM] | our relationship at all, I just said that I was an athlete with a cigar addiction and trying to figure out who I am. |
| 00:21:34:10 | 00:21:40:26 | Brin [Basil] | like um our relationship is kind of going to be i don’t know like because in my head this is |
| 00:21:40:26 | 00:21:47:27 | Brin [Basil] | this is what I wanted for basketball but um I kind of disconnected myself a little bit because |
| 00:21:54:11 | 00:22:02:24 | Brin [Basil] | oh heck yeah here it oh this is great um I was really pissed off about our race so |
| 00:22:02:24 | 00:22:13:21 | Brin [Basil] | So, not our race as in like ethnicity. As in the tortoise and the famous legend. |
| 00:22:07:29 | 00:22:10:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:22:09:24 | 00:22:10:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well, yeah, that’s fine. |
| 00:22:10:06 | 00:22:11:22 | Steve [GM] | that time we ran around… |
| 00:22:10:10 | 00:22:12:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you can be mad about that too |
| 00:22:14:23 | 00:22:15:28 | Steve [GM] | Xeros’ thing. |
| 00:22:18:15 | 00:22:22:02 | Brin [Basil] | So I kind of ventured off… |
| 00:22:22:24 | 00:22:30:06 | Steve [GM] | that you are a haragon yeah and uh you and nortle |
| 00:22:26:01 | 00:22:26:27 | Brin [Basil] | Yes, my hair is gone. |
| 00:22:30:06 | 00:22:41:01 | Steve [GM] | are siblings half siblings and i’m a tortle so i’m like human size but as a turtle as a turtel but you are |
| 00:22:31:28 | 00:22:42:10 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, half siblings somehow. Yes? i’m a heron turtle |
| 00:22:43:29 | 00:22:54:05 | Chris [TBD] | Now, that’s the question I have. Is it that you come from a family of turtles and you’re the only bunny person? Or is it the other way |
| 00:22:50:26 | 00:22:51:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:22:54:05 | 00:23:03:19 | Chris [TBD] | around a family or bunnies and there’s one turtle who just does not realize it yet? Family of Turtles. |
| 00:22:59:23 | 00:23:02:22 | Brin [Basil] | I think it’s from the family of turtles |
| 00:23:00:09 | 00:23:07:04 | Steve [GM] | like poe and but you’re you’re a regular hair size right like you’re not |
| 00:23:04:01 | 00:23:15:18 | Brin [Basil] | yeah so I had yeah and on when I was making the character I made my height |
| 00:23:15:18 | 00:23:24:02 | Brin [Basil] | a little bit more because first of all you can’t even go below |
| 00:23:24:02 | 00:23:35:26 | Brin [Basil] | three feet and so i was like all right cool we’re gonna be yeah we’re going to be four feet no really though i’m not kidding you i even looked at like the little side animals that you can have |
| 00:23:24:19 | 00:23:25:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:24:29 | 00:23:25:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:27:25 | 00:23:29:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:35:26 | 00:23:45:19 | Brin [Basil] | in the back and was like maybe i’ll just put them on it don’t see the money but i was like i need clothes although they said so i decided to be 4 feet instead so i’m a little |
| 00:23:37:03 | 00:23:38:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:45:19 | 00:23:55:18 | Brin [Basil] | bit i’m just a little bit taller i must have but i love that anyways so my your mother |
| 00:23:46:21 | 00:23:47:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:23:56:06 | 00:24:05:13 | Brin [Basil] | got a little frisky with a hair freaky and then that’s what i came into the picture |
| 00:24:04:12 | 00:24:07:20 | Steve [GM] | there’s magic in love and literal magic in this place so |
| 00:24:05:13 | 00:24:12:10 | Brin [Basil] | and i was the only one of the litter that survived because other ones were so deformed |
| 00:24:12:10 | 00:24:23:09 | Brin [Basil] | and strange looking yeah right whoa that’s |
| 00:24:12:27 | 00:24:14:02 | Dave [Xeros] | oh that’s great |
| 00:24:13:25 | 00:24:15:06 | Chris [TBD] | Oh my… |
| 00:24:15:11 | 00:24:15:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:24:17:09 | 00:24:23:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | there’s reasons why rapists have that air about me |
| 00:24:17:10 | 00:24:22:23 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s a reason why rabbits have that you know air about them right |
| 00:24:23:09 | 00:24:27:21 | Brin [Basil] | right exactly exactly so that was kind of the thought |
| 00:24:28:10 | 00:24:37:13 | Brin [Basil] | some somehow seduced a turtle and then um so i kind of i didn’t know like really anything about |
| 00:24:38:14 | 00:24:50:14 | Brin [Basil] | my dad but he was yada yada other than like he had a crazy it’s like a crazy boxer past is kind of what I was thinking exactly yeah I kind of took |
| 00:24:47:17 | 00:24:48:23 | Steve [GM] | hence why you’re a fighter |
| 00:24:50:14 | 00:24:50:21 | Brin [Basil] | it like |
| 00:24:51:27 | 00:25:03:05 | Brin [Basil] | I’m kind of mean and I’m sassy, you know what I mean? People piss me off really easily. That’s kinda… Yes! YES by this size! And so that’s kind of a thing. |
| 00:24:57:03 | 00:25:00:22 | Steve [GM] | and they always underestimate you judge you by their size do they |
| 00:25:01:29 | 00:25:11:23 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah we have a past with that by the way i don’t know if you read that so uh anyway yep yep |
| 00:25:02:07 | 00:25:07:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah we don’t know how to do it right now, so… |
| 00:25:03:25 | 00:25:04:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:04:14 | 00:25:05:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:09:01 | 00:25:11:05 | Steve [GM] | got punched in the face after hitting on her |
| 00:25:11:06 | 00:25:13:04 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:11:06 | 00:25:13:04 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:11:06 | 00:25:13:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:11:06 | 00:25:13:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:11:16 | 00:25:13:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:12:26 | 00:25:13:11 | Brin [Basil] | yes |
| 00:25:12:28 | 00:25:20:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was wrong. My band wasn’t tall, so it’s |
| 00:25:13:05 | 00:25:20:03 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah i was i was drunk my band just dissolved so uh you know it’s rough it was it was |
| 00:25:19:27 | 00:25:27:19 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh oh my gosh I can’t believe that I haven’t linked with this yet I’m looking at this right now it’s freaking awesome gosh |
| 00:25:27:12 | 00:25:38:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah |
| 00:25:28:27 | 00:25:34:01 | Steve [GM] | font gets smaller and smaller in that particular box because you kept going but you needed |
| 00:25:30:11 | 00:25:37:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, yeah, well, because I had to explain that plus pull the same for your brother thing. |
| 00:25:31:00 | 00:25:36:23 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah well because i i had to explain the lustful sangria rose |
| 00:25:31:11 | 00:25:33:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:31:11 | 00:25:34:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:33:08 | 00:25:33:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:38:05 | 00:25:41:02 | Dave [Xeros] | so that yep, yep. The succubus swept |
| 00:25:38:11 | 00:25:43:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but when you’re talking about what is going on in your |
| 00:25:38:13 | 00:25:49:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So they have a cycle of sweat but you can use more stuff about browsing as well. |
| 00:25:38:27 | 00:25:40:21 | Steve [GM] | ladies love sucky the sweat |
| 00:25:40:29 | 00:25:42:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:25:42:20 | 00:25:54:14 | Dave [Xeros] | but it does remove inhibitions making the user more selfish and straightforward causing arousal while mildly improving physical skills It’s a plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution |
| 00:25:43:25 | 00:25:44:09 | Brin [Basil] | awesome |
| 00:25:54:14 | 00:25:57:14 | Dave [Xeros] | But he did roll in at one on his charisma check when he was hitting him |
| 00:25:59:07 | 00:25:59:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | stink. |
| 00:26:00:06 | 00:26:01:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Just all around |
| 00:26:02:09 | 00:26:04:01 | Brin [Basil] | that just like plays a perfect |
| 00:26:05:03 | 00:26:10:10 | Brin [Basil] | that’s perfect oh my i love it ok so |
| 00:26:12:26 | 00:26:21:04 | Brin [Basil] | adorable but i’ll be honest ok um and then so i kind of i like just moved to the city and was kind of roaming the streets little bit |
| 00:26:21:04 | 00:26:30:01 | Brin [Basil] | and then I found a blacksmith that he was like, I was basically just begging him for work because I wanted to learn how to fight better. |
| 00:26:31:13 | 00:26:42:20 | Brin [Basil] | And he was, like, I don’t have any use for you because you’re so little and you’re not strong but I need strength. And I got all pissed off and I was, well, I’m fast and he’s, like… Okay, I need resources I need things I need ore |
| 00:26:42:20 | 00:26:46:01 | Brin [Basil] | I need gems I need something for you to find |
| 00:26:46:23 | 00:26:48:26 | Steve [GM] | the strongest one of everybody in this |
| 00:26:49:24 | 00:26:52:19 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! So there he goes again |
| 00:26:52:10 | 00:26:58:17 | Chris [TBD] | a plus one for some reason |
| 00:26:52:10 | 00:26:56:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well, I’m not the strongest. No, like zero. |
| 00:26:52:19 | 00:27:04:13 | Brin [Basil] | underestimating me that’s |
| 00:26:58:16 | 00:26:59:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:26:58:16 | 00:27:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:26:58:24 | 00:27:03:14 | Steve [GM] | I’m plus three but I have a 16 and you have a 17 so technically, yeah |
| 00:26:58:26 | 00:26:59:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:27:04:09 | 00:27:11:09 | Chris [TBD] | not in |
| 00:27:04:13 | 00:27:18:01 | Brin [Basil] | what i’m talking about dude so just or |
| 00:27:06:09 | 00:27:15:10 | Dave [Xeros] | uh i just walk around saying not in the face all the time so pretty much pretty much wherever i walk in it’s oh just not in |
| 00:27:10:20 | 00:27:11:29 | Steve [GM] | don’t mess up my hair |
| 00:27:11:09 | 00:27:19:27 | Chris [TBD] | the face oh and |
| 00:27:11:20 | 00:27:14:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Pretty much wherever I walk in |
| 00:27:18:01 | 00:27:28:03 | Brin [Basil] | the abs dude that’s |
| 00:27:19:27 | 00:27:23:13 | Chris [TBD] | gypsy jenkins who we haven’t introduced yet has a plus |
| 00:27:28:16 | 00:27:34:24 | Brin [Basil] | that makes me so happy and I’m anyways once I get through this I’ll pull it all up |
| 00:27:34:24 | 00:27:46:17 | Brin [Basil] | anyways um so he’s like hey I want I need like gems and cool resources and things so like I can find those I can forage those so I like I’m always on the road |
| 00:27:46:17 | 00:27:57:27 | Brin [Basil] | I’m always finding stuff um all that good stuff and then i got injured one time passed out some crazy old man found me |
| 00:27:57:27 | 00:28:09:15 | Brin [Basil] | and thought i was like this cute helpless bunny carried me back to his house which i might i don’t know i might tie in who knows maybe this guy carried me no no it can’t be that because he’s an old samurai |
| 00:28:10:07 | 00:28:12:05 | Chris [TBD] | mean |
| 00:28:10:27 | 00:28:12:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay |
| 00:28:12:17 | 00:28:22:20 | Brin [Basil] | sorry yeah there we go okay okay that’s great so maybe we can tie that in some of them the connections |
| 00:28:13:29 | 00:28:18:02 | Chris [TBD] | sorry magic. Could’ve made you think I was an old samurai |
| 00:28:16:24 | 00:28:19:06 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah he i mean he’s illusionary so |
| 00:28:22:03 | 00:28:22:21 | Chris [TBD] | We’ll see |
| 00:28:25:11 | 00:28:34:28 | Brin [Basil] | and I ended up staying he knew you know he knew some healing stuff spells healed me mended me all the things |
| 00:28:34:28 | 00:28:41:07 | Brin [Basil] | and I end up staying there for a really long time and taught me all things all the ways |
| 00:28:42:11 | 00:28:45:17 | Brin [Basil] | and that’s where that’s right and he |
| 00:28:47:11 | 00:28:48:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:28:47:11 | 00:28:49:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:28:47:20 | 00:28:52:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:28:48:05 | 00:28:49:24 | Steve [GM] | I like that we both were working on |
| 00:28:48:28 | 00:28:51:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i was working out you were quicker |
| 00:28:49:18 | 00:28:52:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:28:52:13 | 00:29:05:29 | Brin [Basil] | that’s awesome oh i |
| 00:28:53:16 | 00:29:05:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’ve heard, I think I’ve read about this story at school actually well I’ve studied it probably the most instead of all of you, I’m just throwing it out. |
| 00:28:59:11 | 00:29:02:08 | Dave [Xeros] | everyone’s heard the story of the good samurai ton |
| 00:29:05:29 | 00:29:16:18 | Brin [Basil] | gotta write this down it’s awesome okay |
| 00:29:07:24 | 00:29:14:07 | Steve [GM] | I even heard about him in gym class, how you can use your strength for good. |
| 00:29:10:17 | 00:29:12:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:11:25 | 00:29:12:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:29:16:18 | 00:29:18:25 | Brin [Basil] | so he um |
| 00:29:20:08 | 00:29:28:22 | Brin [Basil] | he was like he’s really really old like we’re talking 300 plus years and I didn’t realize |
| 00:29:28:22 | 00:29:37:28 | Brin [Basil] | that but he was like I stayed with him so long. He’s on his deathbed and he gifted me his swords and I took off. I went back to the city |
| 00:29:38:14 | 00:29:41:05 | Brin [Basil] | and I’m kind of still just working my job there |
| 00:29:42:25 | 00:29:54:19 | Brin [Basil] | with the blacksmith yeah. I have new skill Yeah, I was there for a long time so I’m an awesome fighter And I’m really good at this blade. Yes |
| 00:29:43:26 | 00:29:44:10 | Chris [TBD] | Yep |
| 00:29:51:20 | 00:29:54:01 | Steve [GM] | to show the world what you can do. |
| 00:29:54:19 | 00:30:06:05 | Brin [Basil] | And I learned some manners too. I learned a little bit of meditating so i’m a little more calm now and but exactly |
| 00:30:02:04 | 00:30:04:03 | Steve [GM] | But if you roll a nat 1 on Charisma, |
| 00:30:06:05 | 00:30:17:26 | Brin [Basil] | yep i’ve i still have brass knuckles all the good stuff and my samurai swords that’s right that’s it and yeah i got a |
| 00:30:07:29 | 00:30:08:24 | Chris [TBD] | She’s choking! |
| 00:30:11:25 | 00:30:14:24 | Steve [GM] | No such thing as unarmed strike always ready. |
| 00:30:17:26 | 00:30:28:10 | Brin [Basil] | i got an early kick you know all the things that’s great that’s where i’m at i’m still in the city |
| 00:30:22:12 | 00:30:24:08 | Dave [Xeros] | the spring feet |
| 00:30:26:10 | 00:30:26:19 | Steve [GM] | All right. |
| 00:30:28:10 | 00:30:37:01 | Brin [Basil] | and I started working for that blacksmith again And he’s also pretty old now Not that that matters |
| 00:30:34:22 | 00:30:45:08 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. So maybe you could take them down and move it over. No. Okay, so with those introductions done we do have one other character |
| 00:30:40:08 | 00:30:41:00 | Brin [Basil] | Okay |
| 00:30:45:08 | 00:30:48:14 | Steve [GM] | if Haley shows up we’ll let her Oh she is coming? |
| 00:30:48:01 | 00:30:49:07 | Chris [TBD] | I think so, yeah. |
| 00:30:51:11 | 00:31:02:13 | Steve [GM] | But we’ll pull her in whenever she arrives So I’m going to steal player agency for a quick minute and just do a quick narration to set up what’s going on here |
| 00:30:56:23 | 00:31:05:04 | Brin [Basil] | Tell him He’s |
| 00:30:57:23 | 00:30:58:13 | Chris [TBD] | Please. |
| 00:31:03:01 | 00:31:04:03 | Steve [GM] | We all live |
| 00:31:06:03 | 00:31:07:05 | Steve [GM] | on Correas |
| 00:31:11:14 | 00:31:22:02 | Steve [GM] | devastated a century ago by massive apocalypse brought on by a necromancer and many of the details of that experience have been lost to |
| 00:31:22:02 | 00:31:29:18 | Steve [GM] | bad record keeping and myth making there’s been religions that have formed and |
| 00:31:33:13 | 00:31:34:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Myth-making. |
| 00:31:33:27 | 00:31:35:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:34:17 | 00:31:36:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:36:10 | 00:31:38:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Strong myth-making |
| 00:31:36:14 | 00:31:37:08 | Steve [GM] | promulgated |
| 00:31:37:23 | 00:31:39:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:37:23 | 00:31:39:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:31:39:24 | 00:31:51:04 | Steve [GM] | and one of the events that has happened at Boreas is in the southwestern part of the island, a magical rift |
| 00:31:51:04 | 00:32:01:11 | Steve [GM] | opened up almost as if something was cut off of the ice. And what is now called a veil tear formed |
| 00:32:01:11 | 00:32:03:17 | Steve [GM] | with this unusual magical |
| 00:32:04:22 | 00:32:16:02 | Steve [GM] | aura The chunk of the island that was severed from the main part of Borea’s elevated into the air and just started flying up and about before it just stopped |
| 00:32:17:17 | 00:32:21:25 | Steve [GM] | hundreds of feet, thousand feet plus high up in the sky |
| 00:32:22:26 | 00:32:34:14 | Steve [GM] | and in the early days right after it happened really the only thing that people could they noticed about it was what looked like angelic beings |
| 00:32:26:15 | 00:32:43:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I have to believe that there |
| 00:32:35:13 | 00:32:44:17 | Steve [GM] | were seen flying towards that air depth and in the century since it happened there have been attempts to |
| 00:32:40:25 | 00:32:43:20 | Brin [Basil] | Thank you. |
| 00:32:43:04 | 00:32:50:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | is a student in the state of college and how they compare itself. |
| 00:32:45:22 | 00:32:53:29 | Steve [GM] | kind of gain some knowledge about this uh the veil tear itself why this magical effect happened |
| 00:32:51:10 | 00:33:02:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I know it’s funny, but there are rumors that they’re made out there |
| 00:32:53:29 | 00:33:02:08 | Steve [GM] | as well as what is going on in this floating rock um there are rumors that there are ways up |
| 00:33:02:08 | 00:33:09:28 | Steve [GM] | there but for the people who live in the primary city of coreus which is in the north part of the |
| 00:33:02:19 | 00:33:13:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | But primarily as well as great technology has |
| 00:33:09:28 | 00:33:19:22 | Steve [GM] | island, knowledge is pretty sparse. So what we got is this strange mysterious floating |
| 00:33:13:03 | 00:33:19:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | both got a straight security code |
| 00:33:19:22 | 00:33:27:04 | Steve [GM] | island and we have a particular gnome -ish woman who really likes to learn about stuff. |
| 00:33:19:23 | 00:33:32:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I can’t have her to know what she’s alive. |
| 00:33:29:01 | 00:33:39:01 | Steve [GM] | One of the few people who survived and is still alive from what is called The Forgotten hour the time when the cataclysm occurred |
| 00:33:40:11 | 00:33:42:16 | Chris [TBD] | do, how long did gnomes live typically? |
| 00:33:42:19 | 00:33:53:10 | Steve [GM] | typically a couple hundred years yeah so Lashara is the name of the gnome she was there an eyewitness to everything that happened |
| 00:33:43:22 | 00:33:53:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | be able to say, yes, it is so |
| 00:33:43:29 | 00:33:45:06 | Brin [Basil] | god. |
| 00:33:54:08 | 00:33:58:19 | Dave [Xeros] | She knows he was a pretty good guy. She gnomes, |
| 00:33:57:16 | 00:34:09:13 | Steve [GM] | she gnomes that she still wakes up in cold sweat making sure that her jaw is still in place and it hadn’t actually been sheared off with some |
| 00:34:02:19 | 00:34:08:27 | Chris [TBD] | But it’s not still a place to your dog. |
| 00:34:09:13 | 00:34:20:03 | Steve [GM] | scissors PTSD among other things The thing is, Lashara had—despite some personal reasons |
| 00:34:09:22 | 00:34:10:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, |
| 00:34:11:11 | 00:34:12:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Sounds dramatic. |
| 00:34:11:15 | 00:34:27:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | The reality |
| 00:34:12:21 | 00:34:13:06 | Brin [Basil] | Oh my gosh. |
| 00:34:20:03 | 00:34:31:23 | Steve [GM] | for becoming interested in the burgeoning religion of the time— eventually decided that the realities of science and magical understanding |
| 00:34:31:23 | 00:34:38:20 | Steve [GM] | were much superior to faith. Which caused her to feel uncomfortable in the main metropolitan areas. |
| 00:34:38:20 | 00:34:47:14 | Steve [GM] | So she moved south, and some of her acolytes known as Lashines all came along with her. |
| 00:34:47:19 | 00:34:55:27 | Steve [GM] | And despite her protestations named their new small city after her. La Shara the City has grown. |
| 00:34:54:16 | 00:34:55:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | on the state |
| 00:34:56:21 | 00:35:07:10 | Steve [GM] | It’s by no means a—it’s not New Oldes, it’s not a commons, it’t Anidias. It is a much smaller, but it’s still robust city. |
| 00:34:58:11 | 00:34:59:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It’s not a dual |
| 00:35:08:12 | 00:35:17:19 | Steve [GM] | And Lashara is getting on in years and her activities have… Her interests have not waned, but her ability to pursue them has. |
| 00:35:17:28 | 00:35:25:21 | Steve [GM] | So Lasharra has set out among some of the cities near The Sweep, which is in the northern part of the island. |
| 00:35:26:04 | 00:35:36:14 | Steve [GM] | She has sent out requests for people who are looking to find out more about themselves, to find down more about the world, to spread their knowledge, to show their skills. |
| 00:35:37:06 | 00:35:37:15 | Dave [Xeros] | money |
| 00:35:39:03 | 00:35:39:29 | Steve [GM] | who might need some money |
| 00:35:41:11 | 00:35:44:15 | Steve [GM] | any washed up has-beens never wases |
| 00:35:47:16 | 00:35:50:25 | Steve [GM] | looking over at one part of the table but we won’t say which |
| 00:35:52:13 | 00:35:55:14 | Steve [GM] | and so she sent out kind of flyers |
| 00:35:54:14 | 00:35:55:29 | Chris [TBD] | I’m figuring it out. |
| 00:35:59:20 | 00:36:00:05 | Steve [GM] | sure |
| 00:36:00:06 | 00:36:04:04 | Chris [TBD] | I just figured out a little bit of my backstory but I’ll tell you more |
| 00:36:03:23 | 00:36:08:25 | Dave [Xeros] | that wasn’t gosh i wasn’t referring to you |
| 00:36:10:01 | 00:36:21:08 | Steve [GM] | So she has been sending out ads in newspapers and kind of spreading the word. Much to her disappointment, very few people have come in |
| 00:36:21:08 | 00:36:24:29 | Steve [GM] | They’re not that interested in exploring the world around them |
| 00:36:26:28 | 00:36:33:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | interested in science that’s a that’s a little harsh but yeah okay |
| 00:36:27:15 | 00:36:38:00 | Dave [Xeros] | and maybe yeah yeah yeah i mean people are afraid of angels yeah |
| 00:36:27:22 | 00:36:32:14 | Steve [GM] | She’s assuming that dogmatic brainwashing has really done a number on the people |
| 00:36:33:29 | 00:36:39:17 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, absolutely. |
| 00:36:37:23 | 00:36:42:08 | Steve [GM] | I mean, have you seen how many eyes they have? |
| 00:36:44:28 | 00:36:52:13 | Steve [GM] | Anyway, so Nortle |
| 00:36:47:11 | 00:36:48:24 | Dave [Xeros] | book of enix style |
| 00:36:48:24 | 00:36:49:28 | Chris [TBD] | be not afraid |
| 00:36:52:13 | 00:37:03:17 | Steve [GM] | has gone around and talked to basically everybody who he thinks will join him To go talk to Lashara because what she’s interested in for him |
| 00:37:03:17 | 00:37:12:04 | Steve [GM] | He’s hoping to find some sense of self And he knows that his half-sister Vassal is going to be totally willing |
| 00:37:12:04 | 00:37:18:05 | Steve [GM] | to come on the show of the world her strength. |
| 00:37:19:08 | 00:37:25:10 | Steve [GM] | And he’s got a buddy from one class in animal people school that |
| 00:37:22:16 | 00:37:31:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i gotta see you’re gonna see |
| 00:37:26:21 | 00:37:30:02 | Steve [GM] | yes, that Xeros has |
| 00:37:31:00 | 00:37:32:19 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s eros |
| 00:37:33:27 | 00:37:35:29 | Steve [GM] | And so |
| 00:37:37:04 | 00:37:42:02 | Steve [GM] | he pulls out our classmate He used to be a roadie for |
| 00:37:43:08 | 00:37:43:29 | Steve [GM] | TBD |
| 00:37:44:29 | 00:37:46:06 | Chris [TBD] | just for autographs |
| 00:37:46:17 | 00:37:48:19 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s all TBD by the way |
| 00:37:47:27 | 00:37:56:14 | Steve [GM] | yeah and uh nortle points out that you know coming with them could probably lead to more |
| 00:37:56:14 | 00:38:03:14 | Steve [GM] | autographs being signed uh you know increasing your fan base and um i’m assuming |
| 00:38:04:26 | 00:38:05:27 | Dave [Xeros] | increasing your fan base |
| 00:38:07:20 | 00:38:09:29 | Chris [TBD] | the battle of the bands you don’t need to keep rubbing it in |
| 00:38:10:04 | 00:38:15:15 | Steve [GM] | like i feel like eros would actually just kind of like follow after in order to remind tbb |
| 00:38:16:02 | 00:38:23:15 | Steve [GM] | just like you weren’t a part of it you just followed along but so |
| 00:38:17:08 | 00:38:17:27 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 00:38:17:25 | 00:38:18:23 | Chris [TBD] | you remember |
| 00:38:18:29 | 00:38:21:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It is, uh… |
| 00:38:20:03 | 00:38:21:19 | Dave [Xeros] | you were there |
| 00:38:22:04 | 00:38:25:02 | Chris [TBD] | secretly jealous of TBD is that what i’m hearing |
| 00:38:23:15 | 00:38:29:27 | Steve [GM] | um the the uh five of us |
| 00:38:26:12 | 00:38:37:00 | Brin [Basil] | I love |
| 00:38:29:27 | 00:38:40:23 | Steve [GM] | head toward lashara and yeah we’re gonna meet in her lab and again i’m i’ve got like one more thing |
| 00:38:33:17 | 00:38:43:24 | Dave [Xeros] | are we like meeting up with her in a building or okay yeah |
| 00:38:37:00 | 00:38:39:01 | Brin [Basil] | it. |
| 00:38:40:23 | 00:38:52:12 | Steve [GM] | to just set everything up and then i’ll and then we’ll play right so sorry for the lengthy intro but i feel like this is good stuff okay so when we arrived la shara brings us in and she explains |
| 00:38:43:17 | 00:38:48:05 | Chris [TBD] | this is very helpful |
| 00:38:45:22 | 00:38:46:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | No, this is great. |
| 00:38:52:12 | 00:39:04:06 | Steve [GM] | the whole veil tear thing and how she has become concerned about the potential political ramifications of a essentially unknown |
| 00:39:04:06 | 00:39:14:14 | Steve [GM] | nation state just on the southern border that has no real connection she has sent out um she did have one helper |
| 00:39:14:14 | 00:39:23:26 | Steve [GM] | one last shing known as manny and manny is hasn’t been able to communicate back any sort of findings |
| 00:39:23:26 | 00:39:31:05 | Steve [GM] | this is congruent with a current issue typically there are there are magical hubs throughout much |
| 00:39:31:05 | 00:39:40:29 | Steve [GM] | of koreas that allows people to teleport and to transmit and communicate but it’s been on the fritz lately so she |
| 00:39:41:28 | 00:39:52:16 | Steve [GM] | wants us to go there and do some research There are three things that she really needs from this |
| 00:39:52:08 | 00:40:01:04 | Dave [Xeros] | three things to get paid right oh |
| 00:39:52:27 | 00:39:56:23 | Steve [GM] | Three things that she wants for her |
| 00:40:00:27 | 00:40:07:08 | Steve [GM] | She’s willing to put us into her will which is no small thing She’s been |
| 00:40:06:29 | 00:40:11:23 | Chris [TBD] | She’s got a city named after her. She can’t spare a few gold coins? |
| 00:40:11:26 | 00:40:15:04 | Dave [Xeros] | It just means she’s going to have to die really quickly after we do this job. |
| 00:40:16:00 | 00:40:18:01 | Brin [Basil] | And I very humbly want to make those books. |
| 00:40:20:13 | 00:40:30:12 | Steve [GM] | okay um so the first thing you’ve got to get to uh you have to get to levatorum that’s what the island is called by |
| 00:40:30:12 | 00:40:38:14 | Steve [GM] | the people of coreus and you need to find a way in there you’ve gotta infiltrate this city again it’s floating up |
| 00:40:38:14 | 00:40:43:19 | Steve [GM] | in the sky very few people have accessed it if only |
| 00:40:43:19 | 00:40:55:22 | Steve [GM] | there was somebody who could fly that you knew if all detectably |
| 00:40:52:03 | 00:41:01:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Anyone that can fly silently and not even remotely cause any problems at all? And then drop a rope ladder down to us. |
| 00:40:55:22 | 00:41:02:24 | Steve [GM] | uh so not only do |
| 00:41:02:29 | 00:41:10:02 | Steve [GM] | so you need to find a way up to levatorum and you’re gonna need to kind of infiltrate |
| 00:41:10:02 | 00:41:16:23 | Steve [GM] | the city a little bit it’s it’s the same it’s all rolled together get there in infiltration |
| 00:41:10:28 | 00:41:13:09 | Chris [TBD] | Is that Task 2, Infiltrate? |
| 00:41:14:19 | 00:41:15:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Get there infiltrate. |
| 00:41:16:07 | 00:41:37:20 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. If |
| 00:41:16:29 | 00:41:26:27 | Steve [GM] | the second thing obviously is you got to find manny manny is going to manny’s been gone for a while he probably can help you as far as understanding the area |
| 00:41:26:10 | 00:41:35:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Is Manny a Lachine or no? okay i thought this was an all -female group the lashings oh okay all right it’s like the boy scouts |
| 00:41:27:27 | 00:41:37:05 | Steve [GM] | a lashing they’re a little more progressive now i mean actually matt mannie in my notes is a day |
| 00:41:37:20 | 00:41:39:08 | Brin [Basil] | only my father had mated with a bird. |
| 00:41:38:10 | 00:41:47:13 | Dave [Xeros] | okay yeah yeah are they that progressive do they allow animal people |
| 00:41:39:07 | 00:41:39:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | have any |
| 00:41:41:23 | 00:41:43:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | animal people in there |
| 00:41:47:10 | 00:41:54:23 | Steve [GM] | yeah yeah yeah for the lashings yeah but usually not any who had too much fame |
| 00:41:47:13 | 00:41:56:20 | Dave [Xeros] | did they allow tieflings in their group yes but it’s |
| 00:41:57:29 | 00:41:58:20 | Brin [Basil] | You’re out! |
| 00:41:59:10 | 00:42:08:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | do we need to know what Manny looks like did we know anything about him you know who we’re looking for |
| 00:42:00:22 | 00:42:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | is it because i’M black okay uh wow |
| 00:42:02:08 | 00:42:03:29 | Steve [GM] | nothing to do with it |
| 00:42:08:12 | 00:42:12:05 | Steve [GM] | yeah, oh yeah you can definitely ask about I won’t pull up my nerves |
| 00:42:09:22 | 00:42:20:20 | Chris [TBD] | We still need to know the third task. |
| 00:42:15:27 | 00:42:18:18 | Dave [Xeros] | i had a question and it just escaped my brain sorry |
| 00:42:21:12 | 00:42:21:27 | Chris [TBD] | Okay. |
| 00:42:21:28 | 00:42:24:05 | Dave [Xeros] | We got to find Manny but we need to know about Manny first, right? |
| 00:42:22:02 | 00:42:31:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was going |
| 00:42:23:16 | 00:42:24:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah sorry |
| 00:42:24:19 | 00:42:25:14 | Steve [GM] | Dougal |
| 00:42:29:02 | 00:42:29:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay just |
| 00:42:30:20 | 00:42:35:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I was going to write a song but fine don’t Don’t let me write a song Manny McDougal |
| 00:42:31:08 | 00:42:38:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | to write a song, and she |
| 00:42:32:19 | 00:42:34:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:42:35:12 | 00:42:37:07 | Steve [GM] | in the dropkick Murphy style |
| 00:42:38:02 | 00:42:39:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:42:40:18 | 00:42:49:19 | Dave [Xeros] | You guys have to know that my new sound because I do have to go solo Right? That’s the only way I’m going to make money at this point after my boy band career |
| 00:42:51:08 | 00:42:59:23 | Dave [Xeros] | is that But I did go a little emo, you know. So just trying to get away from the poppy stuff and it is more… |
| 00:43:02:08 | 00:43:07:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Just a little more alchemical romance style. |
| 00:43:03:12 | 00:43:05:14 | Steve [GM] | a little bit of Yarlan inspired |
| 00:43:11:10 | 00:43:14:04 | Steve [GM] | that has come in centuries. |
| 00:43:15:16 | 00:43:20:21 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, so Manny Dougal is a gnome that is… |
| 00:43:22:02 | 00:43:32:07 | Steve [GM] | We’ll talk about that later. Okay. So they’ve been around for quite a while long enough to have |
| 00:43:32:12 | 00:43:41:06 | Steve [GM] | assuming that they are alive long enough to have an understanding of the world of the city of the people |
| 00:43:43:24 | 00:43:55:08 | Steve [GM] | Odds are good that, as a gnome, definitely would be a minority because getting up there again is kind of difficult. So it’s fair to assume that much |
| 00:43:55:08 | 00:43:58:25 | Steve [GM] | of Levatorum is going to be the |
| 00:44:00:05 | 00:44:08:05 | Steve [GM] | Asimovus, the angelic kind of beings. That should help finding him. |
| 00:44:05:06 | 00:44:14:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | We looked everywhere. We looked under the couch, |
| 00:44:11:21 | 00:44:14:18 | Dave [Xeros] | everywhere. where we did. |
| 00:44:16:25 | 00:44:19:15 | Dave [Xeros] | We went to the Barrett Rift, the Bitter March |
| 00:44:22:21 | 00:44:24:03 | Dave [Xeros] | This is our chance |
| 00:44:23:03 | 00:44:25:27 | Steve [GM] | The hinges? The gullet? |
| 00:44:28:26 | 00:44:30:06 | Dave [Xeros] | all my brothers and sisters |
| 00:44:31:22 | 00:44:34:13 | Chris [TBD] | I just realized why TBD is so jacked. |
| 00:44:35:25 | 00:44:37:27 | Chris [TBD] | He went through the swollen waist! |
| 00:44:37:23 | 00:44:39:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:44:38:29 | 00:44:39:19 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 00:44:40:12 | 00:45:12:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | still telling you why are |
| 00:44:41:29 | 00:44:45:24 | Chris [TBD] | No, I’m writing that note down. I’m still developing it. |
| 00:44:45:21 | 00:44:46:24 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah yeah yeah that’s good |
| 00:44:48:07 | 00:44:54:01 | Steve [GM] | thing very much in Lashara’s tendency of wanting to understand the world better is |
| 00:44:54:01 | 00:45:05:29 | Steve [GM] | she wants high quality samples of the veiled hair not just what she could access at the very bottom of the continent wasn’t in the Beren Drift |
| 00:45:05:29 | 00:45:17:17 | Steve [GM] | but whatever the Vale Tear has done to Levatorum itself so acquiring some samples of the Vale Tear what that |
| 00:45:17:17 | 00:45:18:14 | Steve [GM] | looks like she doesn’t know |
| 00:45:19:16 | 00:45:24:16 | Steve [GM] | finding ways of acquiring some of that magical energy and bringing it back where study |
| 00:45:27:20 | 00:45:29:28 | Dave [Xeros] | she wants us to science the shit out of this |
| 00:45:28:21 | 00:45:32:13 | Brin [Basil] | i have a i haven’t i have satchel i know how to forage |
| 00:45:31:16 | 00:45:32:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well or |
| 00:45:34:17 | 00:45:35:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:34:26 | 00:45:35:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:37:26 | 00:45:49:02 | Steve [GM] | as sometimes people say is it religion |
| 00:45:43:17 | 00:45:44:13 | Dave [Xeros] | It Will Be a Song |
| 00:45:49:02 | 00:45:57:07 | Steve [GM] | parentheses to fools |
| 00:45:50:03 | 00:45:51:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | to treat them. |
| 00:45:50:09 | 00:45:50:25 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s |
| 00:45:51:15 | 00:45:52:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:51:25 | 00:45:53:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:45:51:28 | 00:45:54:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes In parentheses |
| 00:45:52:20 | 00:46:00:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I think that’s one of the fraternity slogans at the university. |
| 00:45:55:07 | 00:45:56:26 | Dave [Xeros] | A sad, sad song |
| 00:46:00:10 | 00:46:01:28 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:01:03 | 00:46:05:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah You would think that they would let me audit the class |
| 00:46:04:24 | 00:46:06:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:46:08:21 | 00:46:18:04 | Steve [GM] | right so um the uh there there’s a little bit that lechard was able to give you as far as supplies there was i don’t know if you recall |
| 00:46:18:04 | 00:46:28:08 | Steve [GM] | but um acquiring the magical yeah the magical samples i don’T know if You Recall but um There was an Aarakocra that came up, |
| 00:46:20:26 | 00:46:22:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Veiled Terror Samples |
| 00:46:21:20 | 00:46:22:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | sample |
| 00:46:28:10 | 00:46:40:08 | Steve [GM] | or they washed ashore a century ago with some unusual magical technology. And one of the things was the ability to like almost like a sled that can magically levitate |
| 00:46:40:09 | 00:46:43:24 | Steve [GM] | and thereby allow you to carry… |
| 00:46:44:23 | 00:46:46:04 | Dave [Xeros] | This sled? Did she keep it? |
| 00:46:46:09 | 00:46:55:15 | Steve [GM] | So she’s actually refined it so now it’s this way you don’t have to worry about mounts or anything so you can just kind of have gear |
| 00:46:48:21 | 00:46:52:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | This way is clear. |
| 00:46:55:15 | 00:47:05:29 | Steve [GM] | and it’ll just kind of float along with you sure okay so sometimes it’s hard to tell with you if |
| 00:47:04:10 | 00:47:14:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. No, no, no. That is a real spell that a lot of wizards use. I did not make |
| 00:47:05:23 | 00:47:10:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:06:02 | 00:47:09:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:09:19 | 00:47:10:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | How does this feel? |
| 00:47:10:17 | 00:47:11:16 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:11:03 | 00:47:16:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | seems like i’m just gonna get this out of the way right now so anything you’re saying is reliable |
| 00:47:14:29 | 00:47:24:29 | Dave [Xeros] | that up. It was the psychotropics so it’s okay. Don’t believe me. It’s just like LeVar Burton don’t take my word for it. |
| 00:47:15:11 | 00:47:16:10 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:15:11 | 00:47:16:19 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:16:10 | 00:47:17:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:19:16 | 00:47:20:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:19:16 | 00:47:20:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:24:29 | 00:47:25:27 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:47:25:28 | 00:47:33:21 | Steve [GM] | yeah anyway so um you you are equipped with the items that you typically have as far as like |
| 00:47:33:21 | 00:47:45:05 | Steve [GM] | magical samurai swords you know you’re you’re equipped uh you have plenty of rations so you don’t have to worry about like hunting or anything on the way um and what i thought we would do is |
| 00:47:35:01 | 00:47:36:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’ve told that joke so many times |
| 00:47:45:05 | 00:47:52:04 | Steve [GM] | I have a handful of different events that can transpire on the Way and we can either go through |
| 00:47:52:04 | 00:48:03:07 | Steve [GM] | all four of them or we can just let fate decide how much adventuring happens between here and the Baron’s Drift, which is |
| 00:48:03:07 | 00:48:05:03 | Steve [GM] | where Levatorum left |
| 00:48:05:28 | 00:48:15:27 | Dave [Xeros] | we need to have a conversation about how we’re going to go about this or are we just gonna head out you don’t want that conversation to like last the |
| 00:48:12:02 | 00:48:13:20 | Steve [GM] | just head out there |
| 00:48:15:29 | 00:48:16:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:17:26 | 00:48:26:09 | Chris [TBD] | why don’t we try one of the events and if it takes then you can decide whether or not we get there |
| 00:48:26:07 | 00:48:26:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:27:18 | 00:48:36:24 | Dave [Xeros] | chapter two maybe |
| 00:48:28:06 | 00:48:35:06 | Steve [GM] | And maybe we’ll see if like some random shifter is in another city Would a shifter be showing up? |
| 00:48:28:24 | 00:48:29:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:36:07 | 00:48:39:17 | Chris [TBD] | I think she said that she wasn’t coming |
| 00:48:40:26 | 00:48:45:16 | Steve [GM] | She did it not unsay |
| 00:48:42:08 | 00:48:43:04 | Chris [TBD] | she wasn’t coming. |
| 00:48:44:24 | 00:48:45:25 | Dave [Xeros] | not say she wasn’t coming |
| 00:48:46:01 | 00:48:48:05 | Chris [TBD] | say that she was |
| 00:48:46:21 | 00:48:47:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:48:49:14 | 00:48:57:12 | Dave [Xeros] | that’s okay right now she’s in the form of a chair as a shifter yep yeah she’s |
| 00:48:55:08 | 00:49:04:08 | Brin [Basil] | I mean wolves. What is she? Oh, shoot! |
| 00:48:55:27 | 00:48:58:23 | Chris [TBD] | she’s been whole time there’s |
| 00:48:57:22 | 00:48:59:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | been listening to every word |
| 00:49:04:11 | 00:49:12:04 | Steve [GM] | a shift she can be any of it but yeah i think she’s primarily cat like a shifter is |
| 00:49:04:29 | 00:49:08:13 | Dave [Xeros] | like yeah so she can be anything really |
| 00:49:05:10 | 00:49:07:02 | Chris [TBD] | A cat person |
| 00:49:07:04 | 00:49:09:24 | Brin [Basil] | Shifting wolf. That’s super cool. |
| 00:49:12:04 | 00:49:19:12 | Steve [GM] | part werewolf sort of an idea like lycanthrope but not like transformational it’s kind of like |
| 00:49:16:17 | 00:49:17:04 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 00:49:23:15 | 00:49:25:24 | Chris [TBD] | Have you the musical Cats? |
| 00:49:28:05 | 00:49:29:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:49:29:22 | 00:49:33:00 | Brin [Basil] | I can’t do musicals. I just, I can’t. |
| 00:49:33:10 | 00:49:42:25 | Steve [GM] | instincts okay okay well um all right so i’m gonna show you just as a reminder what the |
| 00:49:36:13 | 00:49:37:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay. |
| 00:49:42:25 | 00:49:51:12 | Steve [GM] | what the map looks like uh all right så this is this is like the whole of koreas and this |
| 00:49:51:12 | 00:50:02:05 | Steve [GM] | is the cities where we’re all from here in the north we’ve gone down to lashara and uh so we set out on our journey and we have a bit of traversing over some wild plains |
| 00:50:02:05 | 00:50:12:10 | Steve [GM] | and everything then we arrive in long the this city here um and uh you arrived there |
| 00:50:12:10 | 00:50:22:15 | Steve [GM] | and it’s getting late in the day so you decide that you’re going to go to uh the inn the tavern you know gonna you gotta you gotta relax and when you |
| 00:50:22:15 | 00:50:32:05 | Steve [GM] | win the five of you walk in kind of everybody stops and turns and looks and some of them look at you and squint and they’re like |
| 00:50:31:26 | 00:50:33:29 | Dave [Xeros] | eros it’s eros |
| 00:50:33:24 | 00:50:40:05 | Steve [GM] | he looks kind then someone’s is that TBD everybody’s hey |
| 00:50:38:02 | 00:50:38:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:38:02 | 00:50:42:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:38:12 | 00:50:40:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:38:21 | 00:50:42:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:41:16 | 00:50:50:19 | Chris [TBD] | we’re here to rock listen locks |
| 00:50:43:25 | 00:50:45:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:50:44:05 | 00:50:49:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I guess that’s what you expect from the peasant folk. |
| 00:50:50:19 | 00:50:56:05 | Chris [TBD] | little old school like me love |
| 00:50:52:01 | 00:50:54:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, it’s okay a lot. |
| 00:50:56:02 | 00:51:00:00 | Steve [GM] | they welcome the whole party in with open arms |
| 00:51:01:15 | 00:51:08:02 | Steve [GM] | pretty quickly you realize this that you’ve got a rare opportunity these people |
| 00:51:04:07 | 00:51:23:01 | Chris [TBD] | sleep |
| 00:51:09:12 | 00:51:14:05 | Steve [GM] | If you win a little game of chance, they’ll give you the knight for free. |
| 00:51:17:08 | 00:51:22:14 | Steve [GM] | I don’t know how much gold you have because if you fail, yeah, you might lose something. |
| 00:51:20:20 | 00:51:44:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a good thing. |
| 00:51:23:01 | 00:51:31:18 | Chris [TBD] | outside they are |
| 00:51:24:21 | 00:51:35:26 | Dave [Xeros] | make a couple checks on this to see if they’re trying to put one over on us yeah if this is truly like a gambling situation or |
| 00:51:35:26 | 00:51:45:13 | Dave [Xeros] | if this more of uh yeah they’re trying to pause insight okay that’s That is a 12. |
| 00:51:37:26 | 00:51:39:14 | Steve [GM] | Okay. Yeah. Do an insight check. |
| 00:51:41:08 | 00:51:42:28 | Steve [GM] | It took 51 minutes before we finally rolled. |
| 00:51:42:26 | 00:51:43:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:51:47:02 | 00:51:56:16 | Steve [GM] | So as a reminder, the way that i like to dm um we’ve got uh just kind of a pretty much permanent uh ranking so |
| 00:51:56:16 | 00:52:03:11 | Steve [GM] | what two to two to ten you fail one like catastrophically big two to 10 failed 11 |
| 00:52:03:11 | 00:52:10:09 | Steve [GM] | to 14 partial fail right 15 to 19 is success whatever you’re saying you were going to do |
| 00:52:10:09 | 00:52:21:24 | Steve [GM] | and then at 20 is an outrageous success natural success so that way you can just do a roll and then you kind of already know where you play right so you said at 12 |
| 00:52:22:10 | 00:52:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | 12, yeah. |
| 00:52:23:19 | 00:52:27:04 | Chris [TBD] | I assisted with a 13. I did, I got a 13 |
| 00:52:25:25 | 00:52:25:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 00:52:30:15 | 00:52:33:18 | Steve [GM] | to observe I mean |
| 00:52:35:10 | 00:52:46:25 | Chris [TBD] | I can see farther than anyone else they like |
| 00:52:39:05 | 00:52:50:23 | Steve [GM] | from what you can tell they’re not trying pull one over on you but they will legitimately like they’re serious about their gambling and if you’re gonna gamble with them they play |
| 00:52:47:06 | 00:52:54:14 | Chris [TBD] | what are |
| 00:52:51:19 | 00:52:53:19 | Steve [GM] | as honestly as one gambles |
| 00:52:56:04 | 00:52:56:17 | Chris [TBD] | yeah |
| 00:52:56:25 | 00:53:07:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, yes, yeah, look, here’s another one. |
| 00:52:58:15 | 00:53:06:14 | Steve [GM] | it’s pretty simple says an owl in who gives you |
| 00:53:07:08 | 00:53:18:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | huh who who oh by the way well by the |
| 00:53:09:08 | 00:53:10:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:09:28 | 00:53:10:17 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:10:26 | 00:53:11:19 | Steve [GM] | brother |
| 00:53:12:05 | 00:53:14:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:12:14 | 00:53:13:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:13:04 | 00:53:14:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:53:18:05 | 00:53:21:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | way it’s like a swifter |
| 00:53:23:12 | 00:53:34:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um by the way i’ve been at like monastery university like my whole life practically so i’m kind of oblivious to like social customs expectations and stuff so that |
| 00:53:35:27 | 00:53:37:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so just just throw that out there |
| 00:53:36:28 | 00:53:39:26 | Dave [Xeros] | so and so his your charisma is not super |
| 00:53:38:27 | 00:53:40:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so i don’t know how to like |
| 00:53:41:08 | 00:53:44:26 | Chris [TBD] | with his right wing and you reach out with your right wing |
| 00:53:42:06 | 00:53:46:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh yeah yeah i just match him |
| 00:53:46:02 | 00:53:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | no no your left wing that’s what it is yeah the dead fish |
| 00:53:49:16 | 00:53:57:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | not sure what to do with this i’m just mirroring you |
| 00:53:50:13 | 00:53:53:03 | Dave [Xeros] | that like limp like handshake yeah |
| 00:53:52:02 | 00:53:53:08 | Steve [GM] | The limp fish? |
| 00:53:54:02 | 00:54:15:23 | Chris [TBD] | oh i hate every one of you are you |
| 00:53:55:07 | 00:53:58:27 | Steve [GM] | He reaches out with his claw like, this is how you’re supposed to do it. |
| 00:53:58:16 | 00:53:59:27 | Brin [Basil] | my least favorite |
| 00:54:00:02 | 00:54:00:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay |
| 00:54:02:22 | 00:54:04:02 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s okay, it’s okay. |
| 00:54:04:22 | 00:54:07:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | she didn’t tell me there’d be other people here |
| 00:54:07:13 | 00:54:11:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, it-it’s all for your good now. |
| 00:54:09:09 | 00:54:10:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | kind of a hermit |
| 00:54:12:03 | 00:54:21:01 | Steve [GM] | two d6 from you? No, no. I’ll be it. It’s really straightforward gambling, guys. |
| 00:54:15:23 | 00:54:15:28 | Chris [TBD] | gonna |
| 00:54:22:14 | 00:54:23:26 | Dave [Xeros] | So what is the game then? |
| 00:54:23:09 | 00:54:33:27 | Steve [GM] | So it’s just a game of dice. We’re rolling. They’re going to roll and it’s kind of a they’re going to declare a number you either agree over |
| 00:54:33:27 | 00:54:41:00 | Steve [GM] | or under right so I’ll roll out and be like oh it was five yeah no it was four |
| 00:54:42:09 | 00:54:54:08 | Steve [GM] | six right it’s two dice so somewhere between 2 and 12. Yeah you’ll probably catch So if you’re right then |
| 00:54:46:08 | 00:54:49:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so if they say 1 it’s most likely over. |
| 00:54:54:08 | 00:54:57:18 | Steve [GM] | just keep track of how many that you get |
| 00:54:57:18 | 00:55:07:19 | Steve [GM] | right and uh we’ll see if that’s high enough to win the day asmr |
| 00:55:07:19 | 00:55:16:07 | Steve [GM] | all right 10 |
| 00:55:18:12 | 00:55:19:04 | Chris [TBD] | you rolled a 10 |
| 00:55:25:13 | 00:55:28:27 | Dave [Xeros] | I think this is just kind of a lame game if we’re gonna just land right on 10. |
| 00:55:31:17 | 00:55:33:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Like, it’s one or the other. It’s up or down. |
| 00:55:34:21 | 00:55:37:09 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m a little concerned about this actually. |
| 00:55:47:18 | 00:55:56:24 | Steve [GM] | you to do a sleight of hand first let’s see if you can get past them noticing it okay |
| 00:55:59:08 | 00:56:08:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so the check for the sleight of hand was to see if I could cast the spell. Okay. All right. So yes, that’s definitely what I did. |
| 00:56:08:04 | 00:56:16:15 | Dave [Xeros] | um so hilariously one of the only spells i have is called distort value |
| 00:56:16:29 | 00:56:21:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:17:18 | 00:56:18:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:19:06 | 00:56:20:24 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:19:21 | 00:56:27:04 | Dave [Xeros] | um so uh yeah yep yep you said lower um |
| 00:56:26:11 | 00:56:29:01 | Brin [Basil] | he casts it on himself every morning |
| 00:56:34:01 | 00:56:43:16 | Brin [Basil] | I really think you don’t remember. |
| 00:56:35:02 | 00:56:41:29 | Dave [Xeros] | our conversation in the ball i get it i understand you’re still a little upset about |
| 00:56:38:21 | 00:56:39:11 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:41:29 | 00:56:50:11 | Dave [Xeros] | that yeah well i try to remember is really what it comes down to and like it’s your your face |
| 00:56:43:25 | 00:56:44:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:50:11 | 00:56:58:15 | Dave [Xeros] | your face is obviously really hard to forget uh as i as a cast as i cast distort value um |
| 00:56:51:06 | 00:56:51:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:56:53:00 | 00:57:06:09 | Steve [GM] | are you gonna give us a not 10 or not okay |
| 00:56:53:26 | 00:56:55:10 | Brin [Basil] | It’s my ears. |
| 00:56:58:17 | 00:57:05:17 | Dave [Xeros] | so uh i can ascertain the true value with a successful intelligence investigation |
| 00:57:06:09 | 00:57:12:12 | Steve [GM] | yeah here comes the roll uh so so the first was to see if you could do this bell now roll to see |
| 00:57:06:20 | 00:57:14:09 | Dave [Xeros] | so you do you want me to redo that okay okay i |
| 00:57:14:09 | 00:57:25:27 | Dave [Xeros] | succeeded higher or lower no no it did i succeed |
| 00:57:22:23 | 00:57:25:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No no… |
| 00:57:25:27 | 00:57:33:20 | Dave [Xeros] | or didn’t i hire a low oh if i failed i failed terribly |
| 00:57:29:05 | 00:57:30:17 | Steve [GM] | here on D&D Beyoncé. |
| 00:57:33:20 | 00:57:45:18 | Dave [Xeros] | so so actually so what i did is i had taken the um my uh violin bow out and i just kind of wrapped it around my back to try to |
| 00:57:35:05 | 00:57:51:07 | Chris [TBD] | second he gets called out wait are |
| 00:57:38:06 | 00:57:53:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | On the |
| 00:57:45:18 | 00:57:48:16 | Dave [Xeros] | just like slowly pull it across the G string |
| 00:57:51:07 | 00:58:00:20 | Chris [TBD] | you wearing a g -string the violin i’m glad we clarified this i think people are curious or confused |
| 00:57:55:13 | 00:57:57:17 | Steve [GM] | I don’t know what the tuning |
| 00:57:55:19 | 00:58:04:01 | Brin [Basil] | i would not know don’t |
| 00:57:56:19 | 00:57:57:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:04:17 | 00:58:11:15 | Brin [Basil] | I kicked his ass in that bar |
| 00:58:05:04 | 00:58:06:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:05:04 | 00:58:06:12 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:05:11 | 00:58:08:03 | Dave [Xeros] | looks like and what strings it has and yes |
| 00:58:11:13 | 00:58:13:16 | Dave [Xeros] | it is I tried to |
| 00:58:12:18 | 00:58:16:29 | Chris [TBD] | listen when you live the life of a rock star you see a lot of things and |
| 00:58:16:29 | 00:58:28:25 | Chris [TBD] | you know tighter it makes |
| 00:58:18:09 | 00:58:27:03 | Dave [Xeros] | I tried To Pull It Across The G String and I haven’t tuned it very well and it just made a real bad screech so yeah they |
| 00:58:19:10 | 00:58:19:25 | Steve [GM] | G-strings. |
| 00:58:28:25 | 00:58:29:13 | Chris [TBD] | better sound |
| 00:58:29:10 | 00:58:36:01 | Dave [Xeros] | uh yeah if you pull it tight at this period like that’s all you do is pull the tact and tell by |
| 00:58:36:01 | 00:58:46:25 | Dave [Xeros] | your pants that’s kind of gross yep yep no innuendo just the dumb as rocks it’s fine |
| 00:58:40:23 | 00:58:44:19 | Steve [GM] | TBD will never get anything to you he does whatsoever. He just |
| 00:58:42:17 | 00:58:44:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:58:47:07 | 00:58:48:28 | Steve [GM] | straight forward gets it and then this kid |
| 00:58:52:09 | 00:58:54:17 | Chris [TBD] | you mean is not getting in your windows |
| 00:58:53:05 | 00:58:55:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m still looking at like all the other people in this place |
| 00:58:56:19 | 00:59:01:27 | Dave [Xeros] | feel like a lot of these people really need some life experience Can we get some life experience? |
| 00:59:02:25 | 00:59:05:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | light knowledge truth |
| 00:59:06:08 | 00:59:13:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Can you hand them the pamphlet after my G-string exploded and we’ll move on? I’m going to say lower. |
| 00:59:09:08 | 00:59:10:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:14:02 | 00:59:14:22 | Steve [GM] | lower |
| 00:59:16:10 | 00:59:21:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh i don’t really i don t agree with gambler i don’ know if this is |
| 00:59:20:10 | 00:59:25:08 | Dave [Xeros] | He’s a conscientious objector on most things actually even like being participatory |
| 00:59:22:18 | 00:59:24:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but however what |
| 00:59:27:20 | 00:59:27:26 | Steve [GM] | was |
| 00:59:28:24 | 00:59:29:05 | Chris [TBD] | lower |
| 00:59:31:20 | 00:59:32:12 | Dave [Xeros] | I said low |
| 00:59:32:15 | 00:59:37:29 | Steve [GM] | rolling to see if somebody is intrigued by your religious devotion but I rolled a nat one so |
| 00:59:39:11 | 00:59:40:19 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:40:00 | 00:59:43:06 | Steve [GM] | at your piety it’s just gross |
| 00:59:40:27 | 00:59:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | And so are they starting to circle the wagons? |
| 00:59:42:19 | 00:59:44:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | they did welcome us and now |
| 00:59:42:24 | 00:59:47:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Are they starting today? |
| 00:59:44:21 | 00:59:46:03 | Steve [GM] | they regret it |
| 00:59:46:02 | 00:59:47:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:48:08 | 00:59:51:25 | Steve [GM] | yeah they give him the shifty eye for sure like |
| 00:59:48:09 | 00:59:49:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:49:08 | 00:59:50:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 00:59:56:10 | 01:00:00:28 | Brin [Basil] | um i just want to say |
| 00:59:58:07 | 01:00:08:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um well I was gonna try and persuade them to show us some generosity in and give us the room no |
| 01:00:07:12 | 01:00:10:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, we could get TBD to have him show us more than that. |
| 01:00:08:02 | 01:00:14:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my persuasion okay I’ll say |
| 01:00:09:18 | 01:00:16:05 | Steve [GM] | be alternatives if we fail but we’re just wondering are you going to bet |
| 01:00:12:09 | 01:00:13:29 | Chris [TBD] | show you what i missed it |
| 01:00:16:09 | 01:00:17:11 | Dave [Xeros] | You missed the joke. |
| 01:00:18:07 | 01:00:20:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’ll believe you because i |
| 01:00:20:03 | 01:00:23:29 | Steve [GM] | trustworthy guy it’s a 10 okay Okay. |
| 01:00:21:15 | 01:00:24:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | trust for the yeah i think that people are honest even though y’all hate |
| 01:00:25:26 | 01:00:35:17 | Brin [Basil] | I’ve been to lock before and in my experience they’re not very honest and I’m going to say higher yeah |
| 01:00:36:01 | 01:00:39:05 | Steve [GM] | Okay, so it was actually nine. |
| 01:00:44:27 | 01:00:47:13 | Steve [GM] | So give yourselves just – We’ll do this like three times. |
| 01:00:50:23 | 01:00:51:08 | Steve [GM] | You were wrong. |
| 01:00:52:28 | 01:00:55:29 | Dave [Xeros] | So what she’s saying is she gets around a lot. |
| 01:00:53:24 | 01:00:55:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you lied to us |
| 01:00:57:27 | 01:01:00:02 | Brin [Basil] | okay you |
| 01:00:58:17 | 01:01:02:20 | Dave [Xeros] | This bunny over here gets around at lots of times. In my honest opinion, |
| 01:01:03:22 | 01:01:07:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I was perfectly okay with what I did at the bar. |
| 01:01:09:17 | 01:01:11:00 | Brin [Basil] | don’t remember |
| 01:01:10:03 | 01:01:18:08 | Dave [Xeros] | it was the listen i kind of remember i went to the soothsayer he remembers you remember |
| 01:01:12:21 | 01:01:22:16 | Brin [Basil] | now you were wasted and i back footed you footed |
| 01:01:20:16 | 01:01:27:10 | Dave [Xeros] | i know i still i i know see that’s the thing is is you actually hit me in the face not a lot |
| 01:01:22:16 | 01:01:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | I backfooted you |
| 01:01:24:16 | 01:01:30:24 | Chris [TBD] | wait are we talking about Five minutes ago? |
| 01:01:27:10 | 01:01:32:27 | Dave [Xeros] | people hit me the face because it’s always no no no it happened a while ago but it’s just |
| 01:01:32:27 | 01:01:40:01 | Dave [Xeros] | the fact that there’s some tension here and i just want to get out yep i’m |
| 01:01:38:21 | 01:01:39:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:39:01 | 01:01:39:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:40:12 | 01:01:51:17 | Steve [GM] | just all right the gamblers crack their knuckles and like all right that was only 50 correct Let’s try that again. |
| 01:01:42:26 | 01:01:43:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:01:51:27 | 01:01:53:28 | Steve [GM] | This one? It’s a seven! |
| 01:01:55:29 | 01:02:03:01 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, over, under, or… |
| 01:01:57:02 | 01:01:59:20 | Dave [Xeros] | crap we should have been paying attention |
| 01:02:05:25 | 01:02:06:05 | Steve [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:02:11:22 | 01:02:14:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is it a different guy rolling now |
| 01:02:15:29 | 01:02:24:05 | Steve [GM] | No, it’s a different guy rolling, but they’re still watching you reach towards the back of your trousers and really wondering if you’re all right in the head. |
| 01:02:23:17 | 01:02:30:06 | Dave [Xeros] | what um okay i’m not gonna try to cast a spell this time um wait a sec |
| 01:02:25:17 | 01:02:37:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Um, I |
| 01:02:34:06 | 01:02:34:23 | Chris [TBD] | Hello! |
| 01:02:37:04 | 01:02:46:18 | Dave [Xeros] | we are i mean i’m gonna go with um i’m going to go with the big dick over here And I’m just going to straight up go lower. |
| 01:02:37:25 | 01:02:41:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | also like brothels. |
| 01:02:46:14 | 01:02:47:16 | Chris [TBD] | That’s Deke. |
| 01:02:49:08 | 01:02:51:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, lower with the big dick. |
| 01:02:50:02 | 01:02:50:20 | Steve [GM] | All right. |
| 01:02:54:02 | 01:02:55:25 | Steve [GM] | All right, Mr. Holy Man. |
| 01:02:54:05 | 01:02:57:08 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m sorry. It’s never going to be deke. It’s hard to say. |
| 01:02:58:09 | 01:03:01:17 | Dave [Xeros] | No, no, no. I strained my neck. I don’t want to hurt my vocals. |
| 01:02:59:17 | 01:03:06:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um well since you guys lied to me last time |
| 01:03:02:26 | 01:03:04:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Got a lot of singing I got to do. |
| 01:03:07:08 | 01:03:18:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’re probably gonna lie again i’m gonna say over this time yep gambling is a game of deception |
| 01:03:14:26 | 01:03:23:22 | Brin [Basil] | think it is number 7 I think |
| 01:03:19:22 | 01:03:21:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there games |
| 01:03:19:22 | 01:03:20:13 | Steve [GM] | if you agree |
| 01:03:22:19 | 01:03:23:11 | Chris [TBD] | to the number two? |
| 01:03:23:22 | 01:03:27:12 | Brin [Basil] | I think it’s seven. |
| 01:03:23:27 | 01:03:28:25 | Steve [GM] | over, under or the same you’d think it’s seven |
| 01:03:30:28 | 01:03:34:21 | Dave [Xeros] | What does seven mean in religious terms? |
| 01:03:37:19 | 01:03:38:26 | Chris [TBD] | High five, everyone! |
| 01:03:41:27 | 01:03:48:08 | Steve [GM] | two failed rolls and the monkish priest guy is immediately |
| 01:03:42:14 | 01:03:43:02 | Brin [Basil] | after all. |
| 01:03:42:18 | 01:04:26:06 | Chris [TBD] | Wait, before |
| 01:03:46:06 | 01:03:48:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | son of a bitch |
| 01:03:49:11 | 01:03:52:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Claw, are you figuring it out yet? |
| 01:03:50:21 | 01:03:51:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | sorry |
| 01:03:52:20 | 01:04:03:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this is my first real experience with the outside world I hate it and I hate every second of this don’t know what I’m feeling right now but I hate |
| 01:03:56:10 | 01:03:57:18 | Steve [GM] | foul claw |
| 01:03:56:29 | 01:03:58:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:04:01:03 | 01:04:11:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Did you |
| 01:04:05:02 | 01:04:06:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you catching on yet? |
| 01:04:12:24 | 01:04:15:11 | Dave [Xeros] | We’ll go fly up and just take a look and find out where the watch. |
| 01:04:13:13 | 01:04:15:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | three no |
| 01:04:15:20 | 01:04:23:22 | Steve [GM] | three we bet that you can’t figure out it’s a three over under or the same |
| 01:04:26:06 | 01:04:28:24 | Chris [TBD] | we begin or continue. |
| 01:04:30:19 | 01:04:35:15 | Chris [TBD] | We have to win three times two wins. |
| 01:04:34:09 | 01:04:42:25 | Steve [GM] | have four four out of eight attempts so let’s just say if you all get it that’ll be enough |
| 01:04:41:08 | 01:04:41:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it |
| 01:04:43:06 | 01:04:50:25 | Steve [GM] | so if so it’s for four to eight so out of so we want ten out of |
| 01:04:43:19 | 01:04:45:13 | Dave [Xeros] | So where are we at right now then? |
| 01:04:50:25 | 01:05:00:10 | Steve [GM] | or uh eight out of 12 like victories and you have four out of eight yeah okay |
| 01:04:54:14 | 01:04:59:28 | Dave [Xeros] | And we have four… God, so it’s 50-50 split. Okay. |
| 01:05:01:24 | 01:05:07:24 | Chris [TBD] | If you so pretend to do this alligator. |
| 01:05:09:28 | 01:05:10:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:10:08 | 01:05:12:04 | Dave [Xeros] | do you have message |
| 01:05:10:25 | 01:05:11:08 | Steve [GM] | they’re just |
| 01:05:11:18 | 01:05:12:28 | Chris [TBD] | Distract them. |
| 01:05:12:12 | 01:05:16:25 | Steve [GM] | well you’ve got a big old beard so they can’t really like read lips or anything so |
| 01:05:14:10 | 01:05:19:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah I read hairs |
| 01:05:17:20 | 01:05:24:20 | Brin [Basil] | Yeah, I was going |
| 01:05:25:06 | 01:05:33:07 | Dave [Xeros] | well that’s the thing I kind of remember it and I kind of don’t so it’s fine I’ll |
| 01:05:25:26 | 01:05:27:02 | Brin [Basil] | you read these? |
| 01:05:27:06 | 01:05:28:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:05:34:12 | 01:05:36:11 | Dave [Xeros] | no meta |
| 01:05:35:15 | 01:05:42:21 | Chris [TBD] | okay meta does mage hand can i make it appear anywhere |
| 01:05:36:16 | 01:05:38:04 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t want to talk about it. |
| 01:05:44:12 | 01:05:50:06 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s got like a 20-30 foot radius but it is spectral so no one can see it. |
| 01:05:44:29 | 01:05:47:05 | Steve [GM] | a certain like 30 feet or something |
| 01:05:50:01 | 01:05:51:18 | Chris [TBD] | okay that’s not what i want okay |
| 01:05:51:25 | 01:05:54:12 | Dave [Xeros] | When we’re playing this, is this covered? |
| 01:05:55:14 | 01:06:03:28 | Steve [GM] | yeah it’s like Pirate’s Dice I was thinking of playing Pirate’S Dice but that would take fun so this is just the simplified version of it but yeah, it’s the idea. It’s in a cup |
| 01:05:55:25 | 01:06:05:14 | Chris [TBD] | okay so |
| 01:06:02:24 | 01:06:04:22 | Dave [Xeros] | if he lifted it… |
| 01:06:04:08 | 01:06:05:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s no way for us to see it |
| 01:06:05:14 | 01:06:16:19 | Chris [TBD] | i’m gonna cast minor illusion while he’s distracting them oh i’ll go first but |
| 01:06:05:24 | 01:06:07:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I have sleight of hand very well. |
| 01:06:10:03 | 01:06:11:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | of hand, like could Do I sneak it and look? |
| 01:06:10:21 | 01:06:15:16 | Steve [GM] | Do you want me to start over here as it were and so do you get a chance to work on it? |
| 01:06:16:19 | 01:06:24:06 | Chris [TBD] | i’m wait do i have to have time to do it oh i have a minute takes a minute to do it, huh? |
| 01:06:16:24 | 01:06:21:23 | Dave [Xeros] | No, I think we should start over here and then we end up she just walks in and screams higher or lower |
| 01:06:24:28 | 01:06:26:16 | Dave [Xeros] | So give it some time |
| 01:06:26:27 | 01:06:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | I used to be good at gambling, and then I converted to Buddhism. It’s just not working out for me anymore. |
| 01:06:34:16 | 01:06:36:04 | Steve [GM] | Fowlclaw’s like conversion |
| 01:06:36:28 | 01:06:38:20 | Brin [Basil] | sit down |
| 01:06:38:06 | 01:06:41:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my heart just skipped a little bit it’s like buddhism |
| 01:06:47:03 | 01:06:48:26 | Steve [GM] | part of my master’s thesis |
| 01:06:49:15 | 01:06:58:15 | Dave [Xeros] | one time I took these mushrooms and i became a buddhist and it’s how was all at the same time and then i converted to christianity for about |
| 01:06:58:15 | 01:07:07:29 | Dave [Xeros] | a week um but then the idiots uh you know missionaries came in told yeah yeah yep |
| 01:06:59:05 | 01:07:03:22 | Brin [Basil] | it all counts |
| 01:07:05:02 | 01:07:06:27 | Steve [GM] | They’re running cover for you because |
| 01:07:06:13 | 01:08:13:20 | Brin [Basil] | the sky |
| 01:07:07:02 | 01:07:19:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can i well he’s uh while he’s you’re going around getting your brief last guesses and i um can i attempt to distract them so that one of my colleagues here could potentially see |
| 01:07:19:02 | 01:07:28:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the uh numbers either one will be great sure |
| 01:07:19:29 | 01:07:30:23 | Steve [GM] | let’s have you do like a little performance or deception whichever you think will work better okay uh and so yeah |
| 01:07:28:01 | 01:07:51:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | sure okay uh |
| 01:07:30:23 | 01:07:33:09 | Steve [GM] | so you help that gives you advantage |
| 01:07:36:27 | 01:07:38:17 | Chris [TBD] | I don’ have to like roll to see if it works? |
| 01:07:40:12 | 01:07:42:25 | Steve [GM] | at that typical role for success |
| 01:07:44:25 | 01:07:45:15 | Chris [TBD] | I’m ready. |
| 01:07:47:27 | 01:07:49:13 | Steve [GM] | get it he’s a bird |
| 01:07:49:03 | 01:07:49:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, yep. |
| 01:07:51:03 | 01:07:51:22 | Dave [Xeros] | He-he |
| 01:07:51:18 | 01:07:59:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | well what do i what do i get with advantage what what are you oh thank the heavens thank |
| 01:07:54:16 | 01:07:55:25 | Steve [GM] | a second time and take the higher number |
| 01:07:58:14 | 01:08:02:01 | Chris [TBD] | a failed performance is just as good as a good performance in my opinion. |
| 01:08:06:14 | 01:08:17:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what are we doing okay well it’s so it’s an eight still Oh, there’s a bonus but I only rolled |
| 01:08:09:25 | 01:08:10:20 | Dave [Xeros] | I was |
| 01:08:12:10 | 01:08:13:03 | Steve [GM] | with |
| 01:08:14:03 | 01:08:15:09 | Steve [GM] | performance or deception |
| 01:08:17:27 | 01:08:20:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | both times consistently. |
| 01:08:20:19 | 01:08:23:10 | Steve [GM] | that’s I can admire consistency |
| 01:08:23:11 | 01:08:26:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | But was it the truth? Was it over? |
| 01:08:28:16 | 01:08:31:06 | Steve [GM] | you failed but I tell you |
| 01:08:29:13 | 01:08:31:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:08:33:00 | 01:08:40:19 | Chris [TBD] | illusion that I’ve cast is make the dice look like they’re actually 1 and 2. And I’m going to say 3! |
| 01:08:40:23 | 01:08:43:14 | Steve [GM] | okay so roll to see if your illusion succeeds |
| 01:08:47:17 | 01:08:50:24 | Chris [TBD] | Come on, come on. Wait, no, not 2. Time out. |
| 01:08:56:20 | 01:08:57:17 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a 9. |
| 01:08:58:08 | 01:08:59:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Oh my gosh. |
| 01:08:58:17 | 01:08:59:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:08:59:02 | 01:08:59:19 | Steve [GM] | annoying |
| 01:08:59:13 | 01:09:00:08 | Chris [TBD] | A 9. |
| 01:09:02:00 | 01:09:02:29 | Chris [TBD] | It’s an 8. |
| 01:09:02:21 | 01:09:11:10 | Steve [GM] | yeah so unfortunately that what happens is the cup starts to like instead of the dice changing the cup start to like |
| 01:09:11:10 | 01:09:22:22 | Steve [GM] | clump it down and look around really confused like okay so you said three which is what they declared right |
| 01:09:18:03 | 01:09:20:14 | Chris [TBD] | Well, I still said 3, so… |
| 01:09:41:13 | 01:09:41:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the numbers. |
| 01:09:41:26 | 01:09:54:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he’s very analytical oh |
| 01:09:42:20 | 01:09:44:16 | Steve [GM] | remember it’s been too long |
| 01:09:50:07 | 01:09:50:17 | Steve [GM] | under |
| 01:09:52:19 | 01:09:55:03 | Chris [TBD] | That would mean it had to be two wads. |
| 01:09:54:03 | 01:10:00:09 | Brin [Basil] | we all agree so that you know I don’t know is that better no it’s better |
| 01:10:00:09 | 01:10:10:12 | Brin [Basil] | to divide and conquer okay alright um I mean he did lift that just a few times |
| 01:10:02:11 | 01:10:05:11 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah we’re at 50 right now so |
| 01:10:02:20 | 01:10:03:08 | Chris [TBD] | Yes. |
| 01:10:10:12 | 01:10:15:29 | Brin [Basil] | And being very quick, I happen to see a little bit. |
| 01:10:15:29 | 01:10:18:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:17:16 | 01:10:24:28 | Dave [Xeros] | a fleet of foot there this is all meta are |
| 01:10:20:07 | 01:10:20:25 | Brin [Basil] | Right? |
| 01:10:24:05 | 01:10:29:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | but when you say your guess you look at the rest of us with this |
| 01:10:24:29 | 01:10:28:08 | Brin [Basil] | That’s right. Dang, I wish there was some way… |
| 01:10:29:29 | 01:10:33:03 | Chris [TBD] | she’s over there clicking away and nobody understands what she’s saying. |
| 01:10:30:07 | 01:10:32:06 | Brin [Basil] | Um, I don’t know. |
| 01:10:33:27 | 01:10:38:08 | Brin [Basil] | But like here’s the thing. Like I think I’m second guessing myself. |
| 01:10:39:20 | 01:10:41:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:40:29 | 01:10:42:01 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s not just me |
| 01:10:42:11 | 01:10:43:25 | Brin [Basil] | No, shut up! |
| 01:10:43:25 | 01:10:46:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:43:25 | 01:10:47:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:43:27 | 01:10:46:03 | Steve [GM] | It’s most definitely just you. |
| 01:10:44:05 | 01:10:45:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:45:13 | 01:10:46:02 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:10:47:20 | 01:10:51:03 | Brin [Basil] | So I’m going to say over. |
| 01:10:54:24 | 01:10:56:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m gonna say over as well |
| 01:10:58:12 | 01:11:00:11 | Dave [Xeros] | and who the hell is this |
| 01:11:02:11 | 01:11:03:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I was going to say over. |
| 01:11:04:07 | 01:11:08:11 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, I was like I’m pretty sure that was a five or six you know what I mean? |
| 01:11:04:24 | 01:11:05:22 | Chris [TBD] | Good job! |
| 01:11:07:18 | 01:11:11:09 | Steve [GM] | So you said under so no, no and yes and yes. |
| 01:11:08:24 | 01:11:22:12 | Brin [Basil] | You said everything |
| 01:11:15:08 | 01:11:17:27 | Steve [GM] | six out of |
| 01:11:19:29 | 01:11:24:26 | Steve [GM] | we will let everything ride on Hayley who just walked in |
| 01:11:22:17 | 01:11:26:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | My name is Gypsy |
| 01:11:30:19 | 01:11:40:23 | Dave [Xeros] | gypsy j kinks is she gonna be walking in the door okay i’m gonna go punch her in the face |
| 01:11:31:29 | 01:11:36:20 | Steve [GM] | friend from town happened to be visiting in Locke |
| 01:11:33:28 | 01:11:41:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Jaykins Why? What did I do |
| 01:11:37:28 | 01:11:38:26 | Steve [GM] | and |
| 01:11:43:15 | 01:11:48:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | uh that is your own imagination you have no proof |
| 01:11:48:23 | 01:11:54:28 | Dave [Xeros] | talked to everyone in the brothel and they all said you were there and you were spending my money |
| 01:11:49:13 | 01:11:54:27 | Brin [Basil] | spending my money |
| 01:11:54:04 | 01:12:05:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i think |
| 01:11:56:25 | 01:12:02:22 | Dave [Xeros] | and it’s because I’ve taken all of my money and written my name on it so they knew it was mine |
| 01:12:01:06 | 01:12:04:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | serenity serenITY now remember |
| 01:12:05:19 | 01:12:08:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | she’ll listen to the priest and i also think it’s in your imagination |
| 01:12:07:17 | 01:12:11:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yes, conflict is the mind killer |
| 01:12:08:15 | 01:12:11:02 | Dave [Xeros] | conflict, conflict resolution |
| 01:12:12:05 | 01:12:15:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:12:05 | 01:12:15:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:12:24 | 01:12:15:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:15:16 | 01:12:16:26 | Dave [Xeros] | shall we pray? |
| 01:12:18:05 | 01:12:19:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | let’s pray for Haley |
| 01:12:21:03 | 01:12:23:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Pray while I kick her ass. |
| 01:12:23:11 | 01:12:25:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you while y’all pray i’m gonna do some gambling |
| 01:12:25:19 | 01:12:37:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | how about that can you can you could you pray a little quieter please |
| 01:12:26:00 | 01:12:29:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | for her soul and that she guesses correctly |
| 01:12:28:12 | 01:12:35:13 | Steve [GM] | the number of the dice it’s either above the number i rolled |
| 01:12:30:00 | 01:12:35:20 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, dear Gog, please let… |
| 01:12:37:11 | 01:12:37:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thank you. |
| 01:12:37:18 | 01:12:39:26 | Steve [GM] | here i’ll just mute his microphone |
| 01:12:39:01 | 01:12:39:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:40:15 | 01:12:47:11 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:12:40:29 | 01:12:41:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:41:27 | 01:12:43:12 | Dave [Xeros] | Please don’t. |
| 01:12:43:21 | 01:12:45:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there has been a button for that the whole time |
| 01:12:44:24 | 01:12:47:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:45:13 | 01:12:52:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:46:29 | 01:12:48:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Son of a bitch! |
| 01:12:47:20 | 01:12:49:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:47:29 | 01:12:50:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:12:49:09 | 01:12:51:26 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, came back on just too late. |
| 01:12:51:14 | 01:12:56:18 | Steve [GM] | so i rolled the number it’s the number i’m gonna say it’s |
| 01:12:58:03 | 01:13:01:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Wow, why are there three choices? That’s kind of… |
| 01:13:02:04 | 01:13:04:13 | Chris [TBD] | THE number, or above the number. |
| 01:13:02:28 | 01:13:04:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, I know. That’s good. |
| 01:13:04:23 | 01:13:11:06 | Dave [Xeros] | kind of remember it’s pants overpants underpants or just pants. |
| 01:13:08:28 | 01:13:12:26 | Steve [GM] | just pads also known as all |
| 01:13:13:13 | 01:13:15:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:13:13:13 | 01:13:15:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:13:13:23 | 01:13:14:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:13:16:03 | 01:13:18:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. Wait, is this all riding on me? |
| 01:13:20:04 | 01:13:29:16 | Steve [GM] | succeed then the whole gambling facility will be impressed and you get a free night stay so it’s low stakes but it’s all on |
| 01:13:28:29 | 01:13:30:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. Let’s do it. |
| 01:13:31:15 | 01:13:32:16 | Brin [Basil] | gypsy and guess right. |
| 01:13:34:22 | 01:13:43:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And can I use any sort of like my skills? So I have pretty good sleight of hand. So can I, like, kind of try and sneak a look? |
| 01:13:44:24 | 01:13:52:13 | Steve [GM] | mean everybody’s like this is kind of setup so they’ve got the answer right here and they’re all just sitting here waiting for you to go right in the middle of the table. |
| 01:13:47:20 | 01:13:49:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And everyone can see it. |
| 01:13:52:10 | 01:13:55:04 | Dave [Xeros] | can our prayer like cause a distraction |
| 01:13:52:12 | 01:13:54:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, so sleight-of-hand won’t help. |
| 01:13:56:20 | 01:14:01:04 | Steve [GM] | I mean, if you roll a four again, no it won’t. |
| 01:13:59:00 | 01:14:03:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Like, can I spill a drink accidentally on the table? |
| 01:14:00:00 | 01:14:02:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t know I don t know. I don’t know that people |
| 01:14:03:25 | 01:14:06:09 | Steve [GM] | So you want to do a distraction? |
| 01:14:05:01 | 01:14:10:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And, like… I want to distract and use my sleight of hand to take a peek. Can I try that? |
| 01:14:09:24 | 01:14:15:13 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, that would be… I think that’d be a deception to spill your drink and then a sleight of hand |
| 01:14:12:17 | 01:14:13:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. |
| 01:14:16:07 | 01:14:17:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Who’s helping me? |
| 01:14:16:28 | 01:14:18:22 | Dave [Xeros] | I’ll roll to help |
| 01:14:18:19 | 01:14:19:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay. |
| 01:14:20:01 | 01:14:21:20 | Chris [TBD] | like, OH MY GOSH! |
| 01:14:20:27 | 01:14:26:04 | Steve [GM] | so yeah, just combine your d20s this is the deception part |
| 01:14:26:02 | 01:14:33:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so i have a plus one deception you succeeded i need |
| 01:14:28:11 | 01:14:32:11 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s okay, I succeeded hands down |
| 01:14:31:19 | 01:14:32:28 | Steve [GM] | 15 or higher |
| 01:14:34:10 | 01:14:38:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this is what happens when you take people’s money |
| 01:14:36:02 | 01:14:38:15 | Dave [Xeros] | this is what happens when you take people’s money |
| 01:14:38:12 | 01:14:39:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:38:12 | 01:14:39:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:38:12 | 01:14:40:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:14:39:01 | 01:14:45:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Karma, karma so |
| 01:14:39:13 | 01:14:47:22 | Steve [GM] | All right, so you attempt to spill the drink but instead of knocking it onto the table, you accidentally just drop it on the ground and everyone’s just like |
| 01:14:45:02 | 01:14:48:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh darn it okay well |
| 01:14:49:10 | 01:15:01:14 | Chris [TBD] | number did you say it was what |
| 01:14:49:11 | 01:15:01:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’ll attempt, can I attempt another distraction while she’s to help her out? Sweet. So I’m not accustomed to this area. I don’t know that people don’t pray |
| 01:14:55:11 | 01:14:57:08 | Steve [GM] | We’ll give you one more distraction. |
| 01:14:56:16 | 01:14:58:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | one more chance and then i have sleight of hand |
| 01:15:01:09 | 01:15:03:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | out loud so I’m just… Oh please! |
| 01:15:01:14 | 01:15:10:05 | Chris [TBD] | are |
| 01:15:03:16 | 01:15:04:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:04:13 | 01:15:05:19 | Steve [GM] | Jump up on the table. |
| 01:15:05:08 | 01:15:14:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Forgive her for her sins that she may have stolen all of these funds from dear, dear Eros Please forgive |
| 01:15:11:10 | 01:15:13:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | again i didn’t steal anything |
| 01:15:14:23 | 01:15:22:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i didn ‘nt steal anything do i have to roll too because |
| 01:15:18:00 | 01:15:19:09 | Steve [GM] | Alright, roll |
| 01:15:22:02 | 01:15:33:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | apparently my rolls are okay |
| 01:15:22:21 | 01:15:23:23 | Steve [GM] | distracts us |
| 01:15:24:16 | 01:15:24:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | whatever |
| 01:15:25:19 | 01:15:28:00 | Steve [GM] | So now you can try a quick slide hand as everyone turns |
| 01:15:28:24 | 01:15:30:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:31:21 | 01:15:32:10 | Chris [TBD] | out loud |
| 01:15:34:16 | 01:15:46:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i’m gonna say i actually didn’t get a good look at that though so i’m going to say upper I’m going to go say hi. I’m gonna say hi Higher than 10 |
| 01:15:39:11 | 01:15:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:39:20 | 01:15:40:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:15:43:25 | 01:15:54:02 | Chris [TBD] | wait 10 i said higher oh |
| 01:15:45:29 | 01:15:53:05 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t get it it’s only her it’s |
| 01:15:46:03 | 01:15:52:22 | Steve [GM] | higher than tan all right oh you don’t get it go you already went this is it was |
| 01:15:46:05 | 01:15:56:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m just acting It was all on me That’s why I was like I don’t want to ruin this |
| 01:15:54:02 | 01:15:59:13 | Chris [TBD] | well trevarius has no idea man I say hi there! |
| 01:15:54:10 | 01:15:54:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Hayley |
| 01:16:00:16 | 01:16:01:26 | Steve [GM] | showed up you’re like i did it |
| 01:16:00:19 | 01:16:01:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:16:00:19 | 01:16:02:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:16:02:16 | 01:16:03:01 | Chris [TBD] | Yes! |
| 01:16:04:06 | 01:16:04:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thank you |
| 01:16:04:28 | 01:16:16:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, since |
| 01:16:05:09 | 01:16:10:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’re welcome now let us offer gratitude for this bounteous |
| 01:16:11:26 | 01:16:15:28 | Steve [GM] | reason that interests the tavern he lowers a lot less and so they all just kind of |
| 01:16:16:06 | 01:16:20:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay sense no no sense since we’re all getting a free night here |
| 01:16:16:29 | 01:16:18:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:16:17:07 | 01:16:17:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Since |
| 01:16:21:26 | 01:16:24:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Wait, wait I don’ t wanna share a room With that guy though |
| 01:16:21:26 | 01:16:23:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Drinks drinks on me |
| 01:16:27:17 | 01:16:33:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Again This is all speculation All of a sudden I saw That I like brothels |
| 01:16:31:23 | 01:16:33:25 | Chris [TBD] | Is this why you only have pants? |
| 01:16:33:15 | 01:16:37:24 | Dave [Xeros] | All I got left is pants All I Got Left Is Pants |
| 01:16:34:27 | 01:16:36:26 | Chris [TBD] | Did she take the shirt off your back? |
| 01:16:37:16 | 01:16:40:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Your mic’s off We can’t hear you Can’t hear yo |
| 01:16:37:23 | 01:16:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:16:40:24 | 01:16:46:00 | Dave [Xeros] | I screamed loud enough for your mic to pick me up This is why I only have pants left |
| 01:16:43:06 | 01:16:44:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:16:46:29 | 01:16:47:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So you’re poor. |
| 01:16:47:11 | 01:16:48:17 | Chris [TBD] | Shirt off his back. |
| 01:16:48:16 | 01:16:51:03 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. Remember when you spent all the money? |
| 01:16:50:10 | 01:16:52:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You should get a new career. |
| 01:16:54:13 | 01:16:58:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going solo so one day I’ll have so much money and I’ll put you in jail. |
| 01:17:01:12 | 01:17:07:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | don’t listen to him it’s okay he sometimes says things that doesn’t mean |
| 01:17:07:19 | 01:17:09:29 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s OK. I’m gonna go meditate. |
| 01:17:11:16 | 01:17:19:11 | Steve [GM] | You get to enjoy an evening for free thanks to the incredible gambling slash lying abilities of the group |
| 01:17:11:17 | 01:17:15:02 | Brin [Basil] | Bribery, I’m not joining you. |
| 01:17:19:20 | 01:17:20:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Nat 20s! |
| 01:17:20:25 | 01:17:22:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that didn’t at all |
| 01:17:22:17 | 01:17:23:13 | Dave [Xeros] | No, not at all. |
| 01:17:23:11 | 01:17:24:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:17:24:05 | 01:17:25:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Glad I didn’t miss anything. |
| 01:17:26:07 | 01:17:27:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:17:27:15 | 01:17:29:03 | Dave [Xeros] | You do need to introduce yourself though. |
| 01:17:28:28 | 01:17:32:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, how did we introduce ourselves like? |
| 01:17:32:08 | 01:17:37:24 | Dave [Xeros] | The bartender is Is gonna say And who is this And then You can tell us Who you are |
| 01:17:41:25 | 01:17:53:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I didn t study that much so I m really sorry. But my name is Gypsy Jenkins. I am a descendant of the Jenkins line original town and original killer |
| 01:17:53:23 | 01:17:54:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | of |
| 01:17:57:13 | 01:18:02:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Zen. Did I forget his name? Of the Great Satan. |
| 01:18:00:16 | 01:18:01:26 | Dave [Xeros] | the great Satan. |
| 01:18:03:04 | 01:18:05:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what the but continue |
| 01:18:04:24 | 01:18:08:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You can believe what you want over there, little bird. |
| 01:18:08:14 | 01:18:10:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it is written who |
| 01:18:09:13 | 01:18:11:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, I just want to know what was written. What was written? |
| 01:18:10:19 | 01:18:22:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | K-tweet tweet. Anyways. Okay, anyways. I am a |
| 01:18:13:17 | 01:18:14:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | talking who |
| 01:18:15:20 | 01:18:17:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:18:15:29 | 01:18:16:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:18:17:05 | 01:18:17:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m |
| 01:18:24:02 | 01:18:27:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | shapeshifter with a |
| 01:18:31:20 | 01:18:40:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | tendency to wolves i don’t know the word but like wolf yes thank you um i am also a um |
| 01:18:40:17 | 01:18:50:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i also am uh have an ancestral race through the fey so |
| 01:18:50:05 | 01:18:59:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i speak some sylvan some common and then i also maybe i’m a little bit fluent in the thieves camp because i just like it |
| 01:19:01:02 | 01:19:08:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i’ve never stolen so i don’t know what you’re talking about uh no i don t do that often only |
| 01:19:04:01 | 01:19:05:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, and you’ve never lied either, |
| 01:19:07:07 | 01:19:08:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Uh-huh, yeah, okay. |
| 01:19:08:29 | 01:19:19:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | one only when it calls for it so i dont do that often um people say i spent a lot of time in the brothel but i mean |
| 01:19:19:21 | 01:19:20:15 | Dave [Xeros] | Serenity now. |
| 01:19:20:10 | 01:19:22:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i dont think i think i spend a lot |
| 01:19:24:01 | 01:19:27:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | um i’m just trying to live up to my family’s name |
| 01:19:27:25 | 01:19:30:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah. That old, old family name of yours. |
| 01:19:31:26 | 01:19:42:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | jaykins but my I’ve changed it to J. J is short for Jay, J-A-Y So there you go |
| 01:19:39:20 | 01:19:41:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:44:09 | 01:19:45:15 | Brin [Basil] | That’s awesome. |
| 01:19:47:08 | 01:19:54:22 | Chris [TBD] | on TBD looks around and realizes suddenly as his allergies start kicking in that he’s with just a group of animals. |
| 01:19:52:05 | 01:19:53:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:54:21 | 01:19:55:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:56:04 | 01:19:58:04 | Steve [GM] | a devil in his |
| 01:19:57:08 | 01:19:58:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:19:57:08 | 01:19:57:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Um… |
| 01:20:00:19 | 01:20:01:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:00:19 | 01:20:02:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:00:29 | 01:20:01:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:02:10 | 01:20:13:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I can also see in 2020 now I got laid so I can see now |
| 01:20:03:17 | 01:20:04:12 | Steve [GM] | and power cord |
| 01:20:10:03 | 01:20:10:23 | Dave [Xeros] | Look at you! |
| 01:20:11:04 | 01:20:12:05 | Brin [Basil] | you! It’s awesome! |
| 01:20:13:22 | 01:20:24:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | here’s my creepy bruising not as bad I can say Anyways |
| 01:20:16:16 | 01:20:21:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes. She read the good book and now she can see. |
| 01:20:18:10 | 01:20:20:01 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, it is getting better. You’re right. |
| 01:20:24:04 | 01:20:29:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Thanks for letting me make you win You’re welcome for the free night. |
| 01:20:27:25 | 01:20:31:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. Uh-huh. Drinks on me. |
| 01:20:29:24 | 01:20:30:18 | Steve [GM] | okay |
| 01:20:31:29 | 01:20:38:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it was the higher powers that helped us out but thank you they answered our call |
| 01:20:35:28 | 01:20:37:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Sure, I’ll let you have that one. |
| 01:20:41:25 | 01:20:48:09 | Steve [GM] | 80 minutes to get through one activity but it’s also worth pointing out that we also had |
| 01:20:45:13 | 01:20:46:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:47:06 | 01:20:49:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Sounds like us! |
| 01:20:48:24 | 01:20:51:26 | Chris [TBD] | Is all we got out of it was a free night stay? |
| 01:20:52:05 | 01:20:53:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:53:05 | 01:20:58:24 | Steve [GM] | to take like five minutes ten minutes |
| 01:20:55:20 | 01:20:56:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:58:07 | 01:20:59:06 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:20:59:16 | 01:21:04:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | steve picked the simplest activity you could possibly have gone with |
| 01:21:01:18 | 01:21:03:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:01:18 | 01:21:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:03:09 | 01:21:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no. |
| 01:21:04:14 | 01:21:05:04 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:04:26 | 01:21:07:29 | Chris [TBD] | There’s something simpler and that is opening a door |
| 01:21:05:14 | 01:21:06:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | because he knows |
| 01:21:07:29 | 01:21:35:16 | Chris [TBD] | unless we |
| 01:21:07:29 | 01:21:09:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:07:29 | 01:21:10:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:08:12 | 01:21:12:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, we can’t do that either. So, which is fine. |
| 01:21:13:01 | 01:21:23:14 | Steve [GM] | uh anyway so it’s one some meta talk here it’s 10 12 and i had three ideas for things that you could do on the way |
| 01:21:23:14 | 01:21:29:28 | Steve [GM] | to levatorum so i’m thinking let’s do those things and then we’ll get to the barren drift |
| 01:21:35:16 | 01:21:39:28 | Chris [TBD] | can get through these activities really fast. Let’s do it. |
| 01:21:40:19 | 01:21:43:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Not a possibility. Not even remotely. |
| 01:21:41:26 | 01:21:42:15 | Brin [Basil] | It’s… |
| 01:21:44:09 | 01:21:45:19 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, you got high hopes. |
| 01:21:45:15 | 01:21:50:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | thinking everyone just say what comes to your mind and just roll the dice |
| 01:21:49:19 | 01:21:51:29 | Chris [TBD] | That is the opposite of what we should do. |
| 01:21:51:00 | 01:21:59:13 | Steve [GM] | if we look at the incredible map that they’ve made we’ve got um lock is where we were |
| 01:21:51:15 | 01:21:53:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:51:15 | 01:21:53:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:51:25 | 01:21:52:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:21:53:15 | 01:21:55:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Fowlclaw? Basil? |
| 01:21:54:10 | 01:21:55:22 | Brin [Basil] | Basel. |
| 01:21:59:13 | 01:22:06:07 | Steve [GM] | for the night and because we’re heading toward uh the southern tip we’re gonna go um |
| 01:22:06:19 | 01:22:18:08 | Steve [GM] | through the mantle here also known as the chuldreth range if you remember the chouldreth is like a spider people so they’re like spiders but |
| 01:22:18:08 | 01:22:22:07 | Steve [GM] | there are also people that will stab you as if like the spiders aren’t enough |
| 01:22:23:21 | 01:22:25:09 | Chris [TBD] | I remember those things. |
| 01:22:24:26 | 01:22:31:04 | Steve [GM] | so this is the originally called the childreth mountains but over time it’s become |
| 01:22:25:21 | 01:22:28:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So this is originally called |
| 01:22:31:04 | 01:22:42:26 | Steve [GM] | the mantles um there’s a pass that you can go through uh which so like getting there isn’t necessarily a problem but it is a bit of a hike takes you a couple of days |
| 01:22:43:06 | 01:22:53:13 | Dave [Xeros] | are we going via like green spire or because there’s a there’s a way through the mountains or like the actual cave that goes through the mountain from green spired pearl spire |
| 01:22:55:19 | 01:23:05:22 | Steve [GM] | you’re going through a mountain pass because you’re trying to head towards like pearl itself and as you’re hiking through you come across a small |
| 01:23:05:22 | 01:23:17:07 | Steve [GM] | uh a small cabin in the woods obviously you have the option to no sense of self -professing |
| 01:23:14:13 | 01:23:25:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s no sense of fear or like there’s no reason for me to be like worried about this or anything just like that |
| 01:23:18:29 | 01:23:29:17 | Dave [Xeros] | you didn’t read about the cavern in the woods um and university um um there’s a you |
| 01:23:23:03 | 01:23:25:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | have you not heard of him until dawn |
| 01:23:29:17 | 01:23:36:07 | Dave [Xeros] | know the shed with the uh saws and the um chains okay |
| 01:23:37:19 | 01:23:45:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is this in exodus or is this which is this one are you referring to okay i’m |
| 01:23:40:09 | 01:23:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:23:44:12 | 01:23:51:14 | Dave [Xeros] | what did you guys do in the dorms like a new university |
| 01:23:47:24 | 01:23:59:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m walking towards the cabin he’s still talking and i’m kind of moseying my way you know how ang is like kind of just sort of like you know oblivious a little bit |
| 01:24:01:25 | 01:24:11:02 | Steve [GM] | nortel just lights another cigar and follows after you i am quitting apparently that’s what i sound like now |
| 01:24:08:26 | 01:24:14:12 | Brin [Basil] | I promise you, he does not quit. I promise he doesn’t quit. |
| 01:24:15:03 | 01:24:16:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s the first time he’s spoken |
| 01:24:15:29 | 01:24:17:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:16:10 | 01:24:17:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:16:19 | 01:24:17:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:17:02 | 01:24:18:02 | Dave [Xeros] | all right |
| 01:24:17:24 | 01:24:18:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 80 minutes |
| 01:24:18:11 | 01:24:20:08 | Chris [TBD] | You were here the whole time? |
| 01:24:20:09 | 01:24:25:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | what is that slurping |
| 01:24:22:21 | 01:24:24:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:24:24:29 | 01:24:27:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he was just puffing all the time |
| 01:24:25:24 | 01:24:36:05 | Steve [GM] | think leaf we should talk about it |
| 01:24:26:08 | 01:24:29:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Nautil Nautile what is that what’s in there |
| 01:24:37:10 | 01:24:41:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | maybe there’s somebody in that cabin that can help give us directions or supplies or something |
| 01:24:42:26 | 01:24:43:24 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to follow. |
| 01:24:44:09 | 01:24:49:09 | Steve [GM] | okay i’m assuming you’re all fine going to check out this small cabin in the woods |
| 01:24:49:05 | 01:24:49:21 | Chris [TBD] | Absolutely. |
| 01:24:51:02 | 01:24:54:16 | Brin [Basil] | I prefer Under the Stars but it’s alright. |
| 01:24:52:23 | 01:24:58:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yeah is there like a purpose for us right now are we just hanging out |
| 01:24:53:23 | 01:24:54:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 01:24:57:20 | 01:24:59:22 | Steve [GM] | it is getting dark right |
| 01:24:59:01 | 01:25:01:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Well no, we’re actually heading to Levitorum. |
| 01:25:02:02 | 01:25:04:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, so we’re hiking Haley. |
| 01:25:03:21 | 01:25:09:08 | Dave [Xeros] | When did she join us? Why is she with us? She was just at the bar. |
| 01:25:04:28 | 01:25:14:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh okay yeah i’m clearing my name |
| 01:25:07:11 | 01:25:12:23 | Steve [GM] | Well, I imagine that she’s wanting to clear her name and so she’s following after |
| 01:25:15:07 | 01:25:22:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Like I don’t know. I don’ think there’s any brothels in this cabin in the woods the cabin-in-the-woods brothel. Can you read the sign? |
| 01:25:15:29 | 01:25:24:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | do you let me tell you now who at the brothel have you been talking to |
| 01:25:24:19 | 01:25:35:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | was it henry because he has a thing against me oh he has a thing agains me because his sister went after a guy i was interested in and then |
| 01:25:27:04 | 01:25:28:17 | Dave [Xeros] | See so you do know Henry |
| 01:25:34:23 | 01:25:39:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | See, most people think that contention is of the devil. |
| 01:25:35:23 | 01:25:43:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | broke up that’s all i thought of he has the thing against me so why don’t you talk |
| 01:25:40:03 | 01:25:42:01 | Chris [TBD] | I’m going to roll a perception check |
| 01:25:43:24 | 01:25:51:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | to everyone else at the brothel it’s great |
| 01:25:47:25 | 01:25:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | is that the place where they brush your hair I’ve been there |
| 01:25:51:11 | 01:26:00:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | um you know what i don’t have friends there okay well not too but |
| 01:25:58:13 | 01:26:04:05 | Chris [TBD] | An 18 plus |
| 01:26:04:05 | 01:26:13:01 | Dave [Xeros] | oh what are you checking by the way oh oh so you’re you’re trying to stay above our pettiness |
| 01:26:04:29 | 01:26:05:22 | Brin [Basil] | Oh, my. |
| 01:26:06:29 | 01:26:09:14 | Chris [TBD] | Just checking the area out. We haven’t done that yet. |
| 01:26:08:18 | 01:26:12:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | oh I was checking you’re trying to say about a head |
| 01:26:09:07 | 01:26:10:24 | Steve [GM] | What do you notice? |
| 01:26:10:07 | 01:26:12:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just making sure i don’t die when i walk up to the cabin |
| 01:26:12:28 | 01:26:13:22 | Steve [GM] | TBD. |
| 01:26:13:12 | 01:26:14:10 | Chris [TBD] | It’s a 19. |
| 01:26:15:02 | 01:26:16:19 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, while you’re looking around |
| 01:26:17:23 | 01:26:20:07 | Steve [GM] | So as the bickering happens |
| 01:26:19:04 | 01:26:29:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh me |
| 01:26:19:26 | 01:26:21:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is he like a is he above the tree line |
| 01:26:22:21 | 01:26:23:13 | Chris [TBD] | 7 feet. |
| 01:26:24:09 | 01:26:25:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:26:25:08 | 01:26:25:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:26:25:14 | 01:26:35:08 | Steve [GM] | um you notice that this this cabin is definitely derelict there’s no one like it looks abandoned |
| 01:26:26:29 | 01:26:28:14 | Dave [Xeros] | his eyes are just above |
| 01:26:35:08 | 01:26:45:01 | Steve [GM] | the the shingles are coming down the the area is overgrown with weeds a broken window |
| 01:26:35:28 | 01:26:36:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | well |
| 01:26:36:11 | 01:26:38:10 | Dave [Xeros] | You know what? I think I remember |
| 01:26:37:12 | 01:26:37:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yeah |
| 01:26:45:01 | 01:26:54:26 | Steve [GM] | so it looks uh very much not just abandoned but like rapidly so there’s uh part of the door is broken um and in the |
| 01:26:54:26 | 01:27:06:19 | Steve [GM] | dust you see a lot of fairly large like pock marks as if something sharp had gone into the ground that’s kind of what |
| 01:27:06:19 | 01:27:08:05 | Steve [GM] | the dirt looks like |
| 01:27:08:17 | 01:27:10:08 | Dave [Xeros] | going to a fashion show |
| 01:27:10:16 | 01:27:13:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Like spider legs. |
| 01:27:13:25 | 01:27:15:16 | Chris [TBD] | Pockmarks, like they’re planting seeds? |
| 01:27:14:25 | 01:27:17:19 | Dave [Xeros] | No, it’s like spider legs. |
| 01:27:19:21 | 01:27:19:28 | Steve [GM] | had |
| 01:27:20:21 | 01:27:22:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Can he do |
| 01:27:22:10 | 01:27:23:17 | Chris [TBD] | I’ve stayed in worse. |
| 01:27:23:20 | 01:27:25:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:24:26 | 01:27:27:13 | Chris [TBD] | When you’re on the road you just kind of have to go with it. |
| 01:27:28:05 | 01:27:28:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:32:25 | 01:27:35:26 | Steve [GM] | well with your immense strength of plus one |
| 01:27:32:29 | 01:27:33:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:36:03 | 01:27:38:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes, you’re gonna knock down the door |
| 01:27:36:24 | 01:27:37:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:27:39:15 | 01:27:55:27 | Chris [TBD] | just said knock on I didn’t say rock on no |
| 01:27:43:11 | 01:27:45:15 | Steve [GM] | I open the door with my power cord |
| 01:27:44:28 | 01:27:49:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i think i’m have i reached the door i have my scroll |
| 01:27:47:27 | 01:27:54:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Are you old? |
| 01:27:51:15 | 01:27:53:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i have scrolls with me |
| 01:27:51:18 | 01:27:53:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, he’s gonna go convert |
| 01:27:53:18 | 01:27:56:12 | Steve [GM] | oh, oh, your pass along scrolls |
| 01:27:55:06 | 01:28:00:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | pamphlets were destroyed in the old world we’re back to scrolls |
| 01:28:00:04 | 01:28:05:01 | Steve [GM] | back to scrolls so you’re going you’re practicing you’re attracting |
| 01:28:00:19 | 01:28:02:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:00:29 | 01:28:01:28 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:01:18 | 01:28:02:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:02:19 | 01:28:12:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we haven’t figured out folding yet well i I have arms too |
| 01:28:05:07 | 01:28:24:11 | Chris [TBD] | so |
| 01:28:06:06 | 01:28:07:12 | Steve [GM] | so you try to knock |
| 01:28:07:20 | 01:28:09:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:10:23 | 01:28:12:01 | Dave [Xeros] | This is why he’s not very successful. |
| 01:28:11:21 | 01:28:13:27 | Brin [Basil] | He just, he just dusted off. |
| 01:28:12:24 | 01:28:14:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | wings and arms |
| 01:28:13:23 | 01:28:15:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:14:02 | 01:28:15:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:14:18 | 01:28:16:11 | Dave [Xeros] | No one’s answering! |
| 01:28:16:10 | 01:28:17:08 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:16:29 | 01:28:17:18 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:17:13 | 01:28:18:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Knock no… |
| 01:28:19:11 | 01:28:31:10 | Steve [GM] | why am I cursed with such quietness uh the |
| 01:28:21:14 | 01:28:30:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I could just use my beak, though. I’m probably going to go up and just like tick-tick-tck Just gonna peck on the door Yeah, yeah, yeah Exactly That’s what’s gonna happen So Yep |
| 01:28:23:11 | 01:28:25:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:24:09 | 01:28:25:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:24:11 | 01:28:30:24 | Chris [TBD] | what happened |
| 01:28:26:04 | 01:28:26:25 | Brin [Basil] | Woodpecker? |
| 01:28:26:14 | 01:28:33:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I like musky. |
| 01:28:29:08 | 01:28:30:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh, okay. |
| 01:28:31:10 | 01:28:36:13 | Steve [GM] | door creaks open uh and a musky musty smell kind of just |
| 01:28:36:13 | 01:28:45:16 | Steve [GM] | wafts over you uh okay well then it’s that too is that what you call henry uh so i |
| 01:28:39:20 | 01:28:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:28:40:21 | 01:28:43:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well you’re a gypsy You’re filthy So Yeah, I guess |
| 01:28:46:16 | 01:28:58:11 | Steve [GM] | the dilapidated nature of the outside is reflected in the chaotic mess of the inside this place is completely just like torn to pieces there are slashes in the wall there’s |
| 01:28:58:11 | 01:29:08:05 | Steve [GM] | burn marks outside of the chimney as if something hit like maybe a fire bolt or something splashed this wall burned some wood there’s |
| 01:29:10:02 | 01:29:21:23 | Steve [GM] | couple of cupboards that are and like a small trunk next to a rather ruined bed that don’t look like they’ve been disturbed but other than that, this place |
| 01:29:21:23 | 01:29:24:22 | Steve [GM] | has kind of just something bad happened here |
| 01:29:26:00 | 01:29:36:04 | Dave [Xeros] | As he’s opening can I cast a spell? |
| 01:29:27:07 | 01:29:33:11 | Steve [GM] | it’s pretty torn up But there’s a trunk by the bed that is apparently unopened. |
| 01:29:29:02 | 01:29:41:02 | Chris [TBD] | Oh, you |
| 01:29:33:00 | 01:29:42:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m going |
| 01:29:37:29 | 01:29:39:10 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m going to cast Minor Illusion. |
| 01:29:41:07 | 01:29:51:19 | Dave [Xeros] | uh i’m gonna make this whole place look like a straight up like palace gingerbread house um so everyone just feels really comfortable staying the night here |
| 01:29:47:20 | 01:29:48:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:29:48:19 | 01:29:57:24 | Brin [Basil] | Um, so it’s getting |
| 01:29:49:15 | 01:29:58:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | can talk |
| 01:29:54:14 | 01:29:59:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Do we need to stay the night here? Or are we just on the road? Oh, okay. Sorry. |
| 01:29:57:02 | 01:30:03:03 | Steve [GM] | It’s getting dark and it could be a good idea. Could be a bad idea. |
| 01:29:58:00 | 01:30:04:10 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yeah yeah i just am just trying to yeah just trying |
| 01:30:00:13 | 01:30:02:17 | Brin [Basil] | I still need a friend of mine. |
| 01:30:01:28 | 01:30:02:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | We’re just scouting. |
| 01:30:04:10 | 01:30:15:26 | Dave [Xeros] | to make everyone feel comfortable uh you know this thing is no one else has seen |
| 01:30:06:11 | 01:30:06:27 | Steve [GM] | Okay. |
| 01:30:06:19 | 01:30:07:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Does it work? |
| 01:30:08:20 | 01:30:15:03 | Steve [GM] | And since I’ve just described how horrible it looks, I’m going to say that to get a success you’re going to need an 18 this time. |
| 01:30:15:15 | 01:30:23:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | will hit |
| 01:30:15:26 | 01:30:18:21 | Dave [Xeros] | me inside though i’m not doing it on the outside i’m just doing |
| 01:30:17:06 | 01:30:25:18 | Chris [TBD] | To all of us or to me I’m at the door so |
| 01:30:19:22 | 01:30:22:13 | Steve [GM] | Right but I just described what the inside looked like. |
| 01:30:25:18 | 01:30:32:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | as the door is opening and there’s like… |
| 01:30:25:18 | 01:31:12:14 | Chris [TBD] | I could see in what |
| 01:30:26:11 | 01:30:29:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay, you’re going to say |
| 01:30:27:12 | 01:30:34:27 | Steve [GM] | i’m good i’m just gonna say 18 to 18 to succeed so yeah increase your difficulty that’s |
| 01:30:29:10 | 01:30:35:11 | Dave [Xeros] | gonna say 18 and 18 18 to make this work okay all right um |
| 01:30:30:28 | 01:30:31:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Okay |
| 01:30:35:11 | 01:30:45:07 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah but that’s thing is uh okay yep yep okay hold up but this is minor illusion is just a cast |
| 01:30:45:07 | 01:30:56:23 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s the greatest sound or an image of an object within range that lasts the duration so do you want me to actually roll to see of the success of this Okay, so is this a deception? |
| 01:30:50:12 | 01:30:52:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | do you want the deck? |
| 01:30:50:16 | 01:30:57:25 | Steve [GM] | i’m wondering if it correct sure yeah |
| 01:30:57:18 | 01:30:58:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah. |
| 01:30:57:25 | 01:31:02:23 | Steve [GM] | if that works best for you there you go all right so |
| 01:31:01:22 | 01:31:07:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | This is going to backfire big time. |
| 01:31:02:23 | 01:31:11:02 | Steve [GM] | thought you saw a horribly destroyed house but really it’s the bed is immaculately uh folded |
| 01:31:04:14 | 01:31:06:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:07:01 | 01:31:08:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:07:01 | 01:31:08:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:07:11 | 01:31:08:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:31:07:19 | 01:31:08:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Probably. |
| 01:31:11:02 | 01:31:18:03 | Steve [GM] | up and like there’s a small fire burning not warmly at all from the hearth as |
| 01:31:12:14 | 01:31:31:21 | Chris [TBD] | did |
| 01:31:18:00 | 01:31:19:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Look at this. |
| 01:31:18:11 | 01:31:27:03 | Steve [GM] | there’s kind of a vague smell of sage in the air i clearly highly like not even |
| 01:31:21:24 | 01:31:24:00 | Dave [Xeros] | Gypsy, gypsy, you get the bed. |
| 01:31:22:22 | 01:31:25:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | about i feel like there’s cinnamon |
| 01:31:26:08 | 01:31:28:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No, I don’t trust you. What do you do to it? |
| 01:31:28:08 | 01:31:31:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Um… This place looks beautiful. |
| 01:31:31:11 | 01:31:38:20 | Brin [Basil] | I haven’t slept in a bed in a long time |
| 01:31:31:21 | 01:31:51:16 | Chris [TBD] | i tell you this ain’t bad at all he’s |
| 01:31:32:11 | 01:31:33:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’ want the bed. I’m okay thank you though. |
| 01:31:35:05 | 01:31:39:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’ll sit by the fire. I like to curl up in a little ball by the fire. |
| 01:31:40:20 | 01:31:46:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, alright, well I’m gonna i’m gonna go um sit in the corner and play some power chords on my violin |
| 01:31:46:21 | 01:31:53:27 | Dave [Xeros] | sing some sad songs that’s not how your violin |
| 01:31:48:15 | 01:31:50:18 | Steve [GM] | how violins work yeah |
| 01:31:50:04 | 01:31:51:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | How about cords? |
| 01:31:51:16 | 01:31:57:17 | Chris [TBD] | got an electric violin. |
| 01:31:51:22 | 01:32:02:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i’m gonna you said so you said there’s there’s the bed and there’s like some chests next to the bed that look like they’ve been untouched or something |
| 01:32:00:23 | 01:32:11:06 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, like a trunk and there’s an imperfect repair cupboard. Like multiple cupboards that are closed but not at all broken. |
| 01:32:01:15 | 01:32:11:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You lost most of your money looking for your dad, why are you blaming me? |
| 01:32:11:28 | 01:32:13:17 | Steve [GM] | The paint even looks fresh. |
| 01:32:13:25 | 01:32:25:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | right everything looks grand well so i don’t want to trespass or intrude so I’m probably first I’m gonna just kind of call out like you know is anybody home hello anything |
| 01:32:27:00 | 01:32:38:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | who’s there yeah uh huh no response I’m just they might be in the backyards so I am just going to swoop in going to fly because I don’t |
| 01:32:27:06 | 01:32:28:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:32:28:05 | 01:32:30:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:32:28:13 | 01:32:43:10 | Chris [TBD] | That’s wild. |
| 01:32:36:08 | 01:32:42:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, I used to play cards with Nordle not yet. I play cards with Nortle, not you. |
| 01:32:38:26 | 01:32:44:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | want to disturb anything because I can fly silently and I am going to go perch like |
| 01:32:46:08 | 01:32:48:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | bed frame |
| 01:32:53:06 | 01:33:01:19 | Steve [GM] | You get a great view of this very small humble but well-maintained hut that looks horrible on the outside, but fantastic on the inside. |
| 01:33:01:17 | 01:33:03:10 | Dave [Xeros] | fantastic from the inside |
| 01:33:03:23 | 01:33:05:02 | Chris [TBD] | cool place. |
| 01:33:07:19 | 01:33:16:20 | Brin [Basil] | other hand and pretty nosy I like to find things so I am going to open the trunk because |
| 01:33:17:17 | 01:33:31:27 | Brin [Basil] | for gems always listen buddy why |
| 01:33:18:00 | 01:33:21:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Well that’s not yours I don’t know if you should touch that |
| 01:33:20:29 | 01:33:22:23 | Steve [GM] | Just do a… |
| 01:33:25:00 | 01:33:25:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Sorry |
| 01:33:26:17 | 01:33:28:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:33:27:21 | 01:33:29:14 | Dave [Xeros] | She’ll kick you in the damn face! |
| 01:33:30:04 | 01:33:31:03 | Steve [GM] | If you’re lucky. |
| 01:33:31:27 | 01:33:34:18 | Brin [Basil] | don’t you just sit there on your perch and mind |
| 01:33:33:22 | 01:33:35:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Can you come very high Can you do |
| 01:33:34:18 | 01:33:50:20 | Brin [Basil] | your own business I can jump really high yeah crazy high okay |
| 01:33:37:23 | 01:33:39:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I just wanted to make sure before |
| 01:33:38:02 | 01:33:40:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Look at these animals. |
| 01:33:39:14 | 01:33:58:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i said wow this |
| 01:33:41:26 | 01:33:49:25 | Steve [GM] | Just a quick sleight-of-hand check just to make sure that you don’t break anything as you’re opening up these other people’s blockers. |
| 01:33:52:19 | 01:33:54:13 | Steve [GM] | Right, so if you scroll over |
| 01:33:58:27 | 01:34:06:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | place looks great do you want the top bunk or the bottom i think there’s |
| 01:34:00:20 | 01:34:08:03 | Brin [Basil] | need help with this I’m sorry okay and then I do this |
| 01:34:05:01 | 01:34:12:02 | Dave [Xeros] | Um, I was just going to go sit by the fire and, you know, listen. |
| 01:34:06:01 | 01:34:16:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s a bed and then there’s bunks over there oh you don’t wanna well we we usually bunked together |
| 01:34:06:25 | 01:34:15:25 | Chris [TBD] | You the |
| 01:34:09:28 | 01:34:11:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Stay away from me! |
| 01:34:17:02 | 01:34:18:11 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, so this is what |
| 01:34:19:20 | 01:34:20:12 | Dave [Xeros] | in the fire |
| 01:34:20:08 | 01:34:22:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, oh? Yeah. |
| 01:34:20:25 | 01:34:22:17 | Chris [TBD] | by the fire. Oh. |
| 01:34:23:09 | 01:34:25:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I curled a ball in a little ball by fire. |
| 01:34:27:23 | 01:34:37:19 | Steve [GM] | So you do manage to get it open But as You’re As you Open it up Yeah, it’s surprisingly rust |
| 01:34:30:16 | 01:34:32:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m trying to make our connection. |
| 01:34:31:28 | 01:34:43:16 | Brin [Basil] | okay this latch is really rusty yeah why it glimmering I was expecting to find some gems in here |
| 01:34:37:19 | 01:34:40:18 | Steve [GM] | It looks like it’s just really well maintained |
| 01:34:39:14 | 01:34:41:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the rest of this house looks |
| 01:34:43:19 | 01:34:50:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, well, sometimes rust can build up in places that look pristine. |
| 01:34:50:07 | 01:34:51:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:34:51:06 | 01:34:52:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:34:54:02 | 01:35:00:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Much like this one’s hot over here. |
| 01:34:55:21 | 01:34:56:25 | Steve [GM] | They can’t |
| 01:34:55:27 | 01:34:58:26 | Brin [Basil] | I you’re just You’re really not making sense |
| 01:34:59:11 | 01:35:02:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | is this a rest of development |
| 01:35:00:00 | 01:35:02:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:00:28 | 01:35:02:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | what’s the fact |
| 01:35:01:18 | 01:35:03:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:02:06 | 01:35:05:09 | Steve [GM] | Yeah Rust actually cannot |
| 01:35:02:17 | 01:35:03:06 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:02:17 | 01:35:03:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:03:07 | 01:35:06:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | they can’t he didn’t |
| 01:35:04:16 | 01:35:05:22 | Dave [Xeros] | He didn’t! |
| 01:35:05:13 | 01:35:07:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:05:23 | 01:35:07:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:05:23 | 01:35:08:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:05:23 | 01:35:08:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:09:08 | 01:35:09:28 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:09:15 | 01:35:19:02 | Steve [GM] | what you find though inside uh you see just some familiar kind of um excuse me some clothes |
| 01:35:09:18 | 01:35:10:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:09:18 | 01:35:11:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:09:28 | 01:35:10:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:35:19:02 | 01:35:25:22 | Steve [GM] | rope blanket standard things that you’d expect to see but you also spot a small bag |
| 01:35:27:03 | 01:35:32:06 | Steve [GM] | just really a pouch and there are, when you open it up you see three |
| 01:35:33:19 | 01:35:34:09 | Steve [GM] | little |
| 01:35:36:02 | 01:35:48:00 | Steve [GM] | prunes type of fruit but they’re not prunes. They look different. So if some anyone wants to do either an arcana survival |
| 01:35:48:00 | 01:35:50:04 | Steve [GM] | or history check any of those will work |
| 01:35:51:22 | 01:36:02:23 | Chris [TBD] | plus six on arcana baby because i’m smart holy hannah that’s a nat 20 plus six |
| 01:35:52:15 | 01:35:54:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh yes |
| 01:35:53:10 | 01:35:55:14 | Dave [Xeros] | Oh yeah, roll out man. |
| 01:35:56:19 | 01:36:07:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you should |
| 01:36:00:15 | 01:36:06:16 | Brin [Basil] | I mean I’m like looking for a little snack But these don’t look normal Check these for me |
| 01:36:02:23 | 01:36:14:16 | Chris [TBD] | well let me tell you what they are i know exactly what they’re wait what |
| 01:36:09:21 | 01:36:16:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are they called what do they call just tell |
| 01:36:17:24 | 01:36:18:26 | Steve [GM] | Zenzu fruit |
| 01:36:20:12 | 01:36:23:24 | Chris [TBD] | from the far off land of Zen |
| 01:36:23:24 | 01:36:35:19 | Chris [TBD] | listen here man whatever |
| 01:36:24:29 | 01:36:27:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:25:18 | 01:36:28:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:26:09 | 01:36:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | that would be from The Orchard I’ve eaten zinzun fruit before and everyone thinks |
| 01:36:27:06 | 01:36:29:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:28:24 | 01:36:29:23 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:29:03 | 01:36:30:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:36:26 | 01:36:40:02 | Chris [TBD] | and he holds his three fingers up like a W |
| 01:36:37:03 | 01:36:38:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:40:02 | 01:36:51:13 | Chris [TBD] | they’re gonna |
| 01:36:40:19 | 01:36:42:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:45:18 | 01:36:50:22 | Steve [GM] | right so zenzufruit are going to be something that uh adds a new mechanic for us |
| 01:36:51:20 | 01:36:53:01 | Chris [TBD] | a new mechanic for us |
| 01:36:52:19 | 01:36:58:06 | Steve [GM] | no dude you can stop should we edit that part out |
| 01:36:53:13 | 01:36:55:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:57:18 | 01:36:59:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:57:27 | 01:36:59:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:57:27 | 01:36:59:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:57:27 | 01:37:00:00 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:36:58:21 | 01:37:00:09 | Dave [Xeros] | absolutely not |
| 01:37:00:00 | 01:37:02:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:37:00:08 | 01:37:11:07 | Brin [Basil] | It was only plus five Wait this one? Both of these |
| 01:37:00:10 | 01:37:02:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:37:02:25 | 01:37:10:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I don’t |
| 01:37:02:29 | 01:37:06:23 | Steve [GM] | um brin roll d6 you can either do it in the app or just |
| 01:37:06:23 | 01:37:16:22 | Steve [GM] | you know grab a d6 um well three so what happens is when you get as end of fruit |
| 01:37:10:28 | 01:37:39:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | have |
| 01:37:13:27 | 01:37:32:00 | Brin [Basil] | Do I |
| 01:37:16:22 | 01:37:26:17 | Steve [GM] | you crack it open and there will be a random number of pips little seeds inside of that all right and you just roll a 1d6 and that tells me roughly |
| 01:37:26:17 | 01:37:32:18 | Steve [GM] | what kind of die that will represent. So what you’ll do is, so you roll it say you get a four |
| 01:37:32:00 | 01:37:34:09 | Brin [Basil] | do all three of these or just one |
| 01:37:33:19 | 01:37:41:16 | Steve [GM] | sure yeah so like you found 3 of them So you crack open three of them, and there are Three, three, and six So two of them |
| 01:37:35:27 | 01:37:52:18 | Brin [Basil] | right oh yeah I |
| 01:37:39:05 | 01:37:58:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | any. |
| 01:37:41:16 | 01:37:49:28 | Steve [GM] | This is why I was going to bring extra diet |
| 01:37:51:16 | 01:37:52:02 | Dave [Xeros] | You need more dice? |
| 01:37:52:18 | 01:37:53:18 | Brin [Basil] | need to get some sorry |
| 01:37:55:21 | 01:37:57:28 | Brin [Basil] | it was still deciding if I wanted |
| 01:37:58:00 | 01:37:59:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I use my brother’s every time. |
| 01:37:59:05 | 01:38:06:25 | Steve [GM] | And These are all found by Basil And Basil can decide whether or not She wants to share them |
| 01:37:59:14 | 01:38:02:07 | Brin [Basil] | how much do I how much money do I want to commit |
| 01:38:08:26 | 01:38:13:13 | Steve [GM] | It’s all up to you And so what happens is |
| 01:38:19:16 | 01:38:30:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I think |
| 01:38:21:15 | 01:38:23:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I need to have some sort of thing. |
| 01:38:23:07 | 01:38:34:17 | Steve [GM] | Home Like you’ll figure out yeah all right so |
| 01:38:30:05 | 01:38:33:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you know him, but I don’t want to get into that right now. |
| 01:38:33:22 | 01:38:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s okay, I’m sitting in the fire So don’t worry about it. |
| 01:38:36:02 | 01:38:37:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Separate, separate. |
| 01:38:37:12 | 01:38:39:21 | Steve [GM] | what you’ve got are these |
| 01:38:40:21 | 01:38:43:22 | Steve [GM] | three basically they’re helper dice so |
| 01:38:41:00 | 01:38:42:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Can’t you sit inside? |
| 01:38:44:28 | 01:38:51:02 | Steve [GM] | these are like actual items they’re these little fruit and what you can do is um |
| 01:38:53:25 | 01:38:56:22 | Steve [GM] | use those are yours |
| 01:38:53:26 | 01:38:54:29 | Brin [Basil] | part |
| 01:39:00:09 | 01:39:11:18 | Steve [GM] | let’s say you do a roll to like open the door and you completely fail. You can discard one of those, give it back to me or let’s say |
| 01:39:01:23 | 01:39:13:19 | Brin [Basil] | okay okay so I’m basically like giving you the fruit almost |
| 01:39:16:08 | 01:39:27:11 | Steve [GM] | Another way that you can use it is if we are in a fight and you need to hit this guy for 6 damage and you roll 4 then you can take whichever die you want |
| 01:39:27:11 | 01:39:37:07 | Steve [GM] | roll it in whatever that value is you’ll add it 2 them It could be rolled forward to hit to damage someone. If you’re on a check, if you’re at 13 and you need to get to 15, |
| 01:39:29:04 | 01:39:30:26 | Brin [Basil] | It’s added. Okay, cool. |
| 01:39:37:19 | 01:39:44:04 | Steve [GM] | you can use up one of these fruits so you can just get rid of it to get a free reroll. You can roll it |
| 01:39:39:21 | 01:39:44:27 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, I am lucky. |
| 01:39:41:25 | 01:39:44:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | rid of it, and you can pull it. |
| 01:39:46:02 | 01:39:56:03 | Chris [TBD] | now hold on is this one use per fruit or proceed got it |
| 01:39:47:14 | 01:39:47:28 | Steve [GM] | Yeah. |
| 01:39:51:06 | 01:39:55:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Because the seat comes about 1,000 times a day. |
| 01:39:51:08 | 01:40:00:06 | Steve [GM] | So the seed tells me what value of die you get. She got two threes in a six so that makes 2d4s an easy |
| 01:39:56:03 | 01:40:04:19 | Chris [TBD] | got it nice |
| 01:40:02:13 | 01:40:03:04 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:40:02:19 | 01:40:11:21 | Steve [GM] | you can decide which ones you would give up right? you don’t have to give me the highest value thing this obviously this is how the fruit will work so as you guys find it you’ll be able |
| 01:40:02:20 | 01:40:10:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You can decide what’s going on with how those |
| 01:40:11:21 | 01:40:23:12 | Steve [GM] | to use it despite um and then if let’s say um you’re in a fight especially with you as a fighter if you simply discard two of them can have an additional attack action |
| 01:40:13:13 | 01:40:16:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Then let’s say there’s pipe |
| 01:40:23:27 | 01:40:31:24 | Steve [GM] | in that round um and if you have three of them you’re about to die I discard all of them and they, like, save you. |
| 01:40:33:06 | 01:40:38:20 | Steve [GM] | Like, senzu beans, but there’s zenzu fruit because I am legally distinct. |
| 01:40:35:28 | 01:40:41:23 | Dave [Xeros] | yes do you want to get sued |
| 01:40:36:05 | 01:40:36:20 | Chris [TBD] | Right. |
| 01:40:42:20 | 01:40:44:00 | Steve [GM] | Does that make sense? |
| 01:40:43:12 | 01:40:44:08 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! |
| 01:40:44:29 | 01:40:48:28 | Chris [TBD] | So as a note, you should add it to your inventory if you’ve got it. |
| 01:40:48:24 | 01:40:49:20 | Brin [Basil] | Okay. |
| 01:40:50:06 | 01:40:51:10 | Dave [Xeros] | three zenzu fruit |
| 01:40:51:11 | 01:41:03:05 | Steve [GM] | So she has two d4s and one d6 that she can use and if she wishes to share what she should have you can… Because they’re these tangible dice |
| 01:41:03:05 | 01:41:07:01 | Steve [GM] | That’s the idea is that you’ll have them in front of you You can use them when you want |
| 01:41:06:25 | 01:41:14:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it sounds like we could find more of these though uh we could fight honestly like we can find them in an honest man |
| 01:41:08:25 | 01:41:16:29 | Steve [GM] | it is certainly a high possibility well no |
| 01:41:11:10 | 01:41:18:24 | Brin [Basil] | How do you spell Zanzu? Am I close? |
| 01:41:18:28 | 01:41:20:21 | Dave [Xeros] | um you could just go look in the cupboard |
| 01:41:21:19 | 01:41:24:29 | Brin [Basil] | Zen-zu? Zen? |
| 01:41:25:05 | 01:41:27:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yes I was close I just got one letter |
| 01:41:28:29 | 01:41:30:17 | Brin [Basil] | Oh jeez, my out of breath. |
| 01:41:31:08 | 01:41:40:28 | Steve [GM] | while you guys are uh looking at the zenzou fruit you hear um kind of a like a chittering sound so maybe i can pull up like scary music |
| 01:41:42:24 | 01:41:52:15 | Dave [Xeros] | while this is all happening i’m just sitting in the fire and while i sit in the fire, my tattoos that are gold just start to glow like a bright golden light. |
| 01:41:53:10 | 01:41:54:13 | Steve [GM] | just your illusion? |
| 01:41:55:19 | 01:42:01:15 | Dave [Xeros] | No, they were actually I actually lit a fire in the fireplace so the fire is real. |
| 01:41:57:02 | 01:41:59:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | fire. Oh, oh. |
| 01:42:01:13 | 01:42:14:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | this is |
| 01:42:02:27 | 01:42:05:15 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m sitting in it. That’s how I sleep at night. It’s like sleeping |
| 01:42:06:04 | 01:42:07:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s how I sleep at night. |
| 01:42:16:15 | 01:42:24:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i um kind of like a little like fanboy you but this is like when you’re sitting in your fire |
| 01:42:24:03 | 01:42:33:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like i am like i won’t admit it but i’m like deathly afraid because you look like satan yeah |
| 01:42:30:04 | 01:42:30:18 | Dave [Xeros] | Yes? |
| 01:42:32:07 | 01:42:33:02 | Steve [GM] | from Sunday school. |
| 01:42:33:08 | 01:42:36:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:42:33:18 | 01:42:34:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:42:34:29 | 01:42:43:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | all the sudden i’m right so i’m on the other side of the room just kind of |
| 01:42:39:01 | 01:42:40:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:42:39:01 | 01:42:40:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:42:39:06 | 01:42:40:07 | Steve [GM] | painting of this guy. |
| 01:42:40:22 | 01:42:42:00 | Brin [Basil] | I’m gonna die! |
| 01:42:43:26 | 01:42:53:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like staring perched did |
| 01:42:46:25 | 01:42:50:24 | Dave [Xeros] | with giant your head swivels completely around 180 degrees |
| 01:42:50:26 | 01:42:51:15 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:42:58:08 | 01:43:01:29 | Steve [GM] | while you all are settling in fire bed not bed |
| 01:43:01:24 | 01:43:04:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | No, no, I’m curled up next to the fire. |
| 01:43:04:13 | 01:43:06:08 | Chris [TBD] | I’m already asleep, baby. |
| 01:43:07:03 | 01:43:09:09 | Dave [Xeros] | see this is how much she wants to be with me |
| 01:43:07:04 | 01:43:08:20 | Steve [GM] | falling asleep checking out |
| 01:43:08:17 | 01:43:09:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | just did you |
| 01:43:09:25 | 01:43:11:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You’ve been- I was by the fire! |
| 01:43:13:23 | 01:43:17:20 | Steve [GM] | Nordl doesn’t need. Like, he just curls into his shell |
| 01:43:13:25 | 01:43:24:07 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s the best thing your house is everywhere you go what about the rabbit |
| 01:43:21:08 | 01:43:22:24 | Steve [GM] | everywhere you go |
| 01:43:24:07 | 01:43:27:05 | Dave [Xeros] | can she jump into her shell too |
| 01:43:29:29 | 01:43:32:27 | Chris [TBD] | their brother and sister remember |
| 01:43:30:04 | 01:43:34:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, I did it. |
| 01:43:30:20 | 01:43:34:05 | Dave [Xeros] | She has a shell. Yeah, she’s… |
| 01:43:33:20 | 01:43:35:22 | Brin [Basil] | I cut that off a long time ago. |
| 01:43:35:29 | 01:43:38:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Ooh! Cut off or grew out of? |
| 01:43:36:20 | 01:43:37:15 | Steve [GM] | That’s how |
| 01:43:39:11 | 01:43:47:03 | Brin [Basil] | It was the race, yeah, |
| 01:43:41:18 | 01:43:46:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Was it when you met the Samuriaton that you cut the shell off? |
| 01:43:47:03 | 01:44:00:28 | Brin [Basil] | actually, with the |
| 01:43:49:18 | 01:43:50:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:43:50:08 | 01:44:01:18 | Chris [TBD] | I’m picturing that scene from X -Men where the kid’s cutting his wings off in front of the bathroom. Oh, gosh! |
| 01:43:50:29 | 01:43:52:23 | Steve [GM] | Oh! That was my spine |
| 01:43:59:19 | 01:44:00:06 | Dave [Xeros] | Archangel? |
| 01:44:00:28 | 01:44:01:10 | Brin [Basil] | file. |
| 01:44:01:26 | 01:44:03:03 | Steve [GM] | Fun |
| 01:44:02:21 | 01:44:02:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay. |
| 01:44:04:10 | 01:44:06:19 | Brin [Basil] | So yeah, I’m taking the bet. |
| 01:44:07:28 | 01:44:16:18 | Steve [GM] | Since you did take it you jump in and you’re perched on the bad fire are you also on the bed like |
| 01:44:08:17 | 01:44:08:21 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah? |
| 01:44:09:24 | 01:44:10:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you’re gonna have the bed |
| 01:44:11:03 | 01:44:13:07 | Brin [Basil] | The trunk was right there, I got tired. |
| 01:44:11:07 | 01:44:11:10 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah? |
| 01:44:12:14 | 01:44:15:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah, I don’t like lay down or anything. I just like close my |
| 01:44:17:18 | 01:44:20:26 | Chris [TBD] | I think I just went to the bed straight up, yeah. |
| 01:44:18:18 | 01:44:19:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | aren’t you nocturnal |
| 01:44:22:12 | 01:44:23:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:44:23:19 | 01:44:25:02 | Chris [TBD] | That is a good question. |
| 01:44:24:17 | 01:44:29:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | sometimes it’s seasonal It’s seasonal. |
| 01:44:25:26 | 01:44:30:24 | Steve [GM] | i mean no i mean because seven it’s like a it’s |
| 01:44:26:12 | 01:44:27:28 | Dave [Xeros] | Because he’d have to get on all fours |
| 01:44:27:17 | 01:44:29:07 | Chris [TBD] | I’ll have to hunch over it a little bit. |
| 01:44:30:24 | 01:44:34:01 | Chris [TBD] | The hat is definitely brushing against the ceiling. |
| 01:44:33:19 | 01:44:35:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | keep guard, keep guard |
| 01:44:36:22 | 01:44:45:18 | Steve [GM] | just kind of settling wherever you are and as you do so you hear outside the stereotypical sound of like spider feet whatever that |
| 01:44:45:03 | 01:45:13:09 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah, I |
| 01:44:47:14 | 01:44:49:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this is why |
| 01:44:49:24 | 01:45:01:15 | Steve [GM] | whatever she love she loved noise um and uh outside of the cabin you see four children which again are these |
| 01:44:52:11 | 01:44:52:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep |
| 01:45:01:15 | 01:45:06:11 | Steve [GM] | massive spiders with people uh they don’t know |
| 01:45:08:05 | 01:45:11:17 | Dave [Xeros] | afraid of clean houses though Oh, okay |
| 01:45:13:09 | 01:45:16:28 | Chris [TBD] | was going to say are we going to confuse these guys because they’re going to walk in? |
| 01:45:16:11 | 01:45:18:19 | Brin [Basil] | why does it smell like gingerbread? |
| 01:45:18:26 | 01:45:20:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:20:24 | 01:45:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:45:22:01 | 01:45:33:01 | Steve [GM] | so uh yeah you’ve got you’ve got an option they’re close but they haven’t spotted you they aren’t headed into the house per se but they are all around |
| 01:45:29:08 | 01:45:39:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | And in future that they’re all just sellers. |
| 01:45:33:01 | 01:45:43:23 | Steve [GM] | can hear like in that front area where you came in and saw all of the box marks you can tell that it’s their feet that end in sharp points there’s a little spider heat |
| 01:45:44:25 | 01:45:51:19 | Steve [GM] | and they’re just kind of making their way through. They don’t seem concerned or anything They’re just heading back towards this area |
| 01:45:53:08 | 01:45:56:08 | Steve [GM] | So, you’ve got options Just go to sleep |
| 01:45:57:15 | 01:45:59:02 | Steve [GM] | Maybe it’ll be better in the morning |
| 01:46:00:10 | 01:46:00:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:01:17 | 01:46:03:01 | Dave [Xeros] | We should all be very comfortable |
| 01:46:02:15 | 01:46:14:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I mean, Norgal’s already had you guys before he |
| 01:46:02:17 | 01:46:12:21 | Steve [GM] | I mean Nortle’s already there And so is TBD, I think Uh, just pick up Tortal and carry him under your arm Basil’s like not again |
| 01:46:04:10 | 01:46:04:25 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah |
| 01:46:06:21 | 01:46:08:00 | Chris [TBD] | You guys are going to have to wake him up. |
| 01:46:07:29 | 01:46:09:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:07:29 | 01:46:09:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:13:17 | 01:46:16:24 | Steve [GM] | Um, or you can uh, damn |
| 01:46:14:28 | 01:46:15:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | can. |
| 01:46:17:13 | 01:46:26:25 | Steve [GM] | try to sneak out or you can run it is |
| 01:46:23:29 | 01:46:24:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:46:24:11 | 01:46:26:19 | Dave [Xeros] | That is a fourth option And a good one |
| 01:46:26:25 | 01:46:30:01 | Steve [GM] | a fourth option not in my notes but i definitely think |
| 01:46:27:02 | 01:46:30:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Not that I necessarily will, but I’m just curious. |
| 01:46:37:13 | 01:46:38:14 | Dave [Xeros] | I will help him |
| 01:46:39:05 | 01:46:50:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | i have one question are we allowed to like start with the weapon of our choice or is that something we have to get. Like, a crossbow? Okay. |
| 01:46:44:17 | 01:46:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | no you can start with welcome your choice just as long as it’s not like crazy right |
| 01:46:52:23 | 01:47:04:21 | Chris [TBD] | what you didn’t know is before falling asleep wrote down and it took me 11 minutes to do it. On |
| 01:47:02:07 | 01:47:04:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:02:07 | 01:47:04:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:02:26 | 01:47:04:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:04:21 | 01:47:12:06 | Chris [TBD] | paper, a potent illusion that lasts for a duration and I left it on the front porch |
| 01:47:15:29 | 01:47:18:12 | Dave [Xeros] | it like uh crap -a -lantern or something like |
| 01:47:18:08 | 01:47:24:13 | Chris [TBD] | No, what happens is TBD appears and says Hey! You may recognize me from my rock antics |
| 01:47:20:16 | 01:47:21:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that says keep out? |
| 01:47:24:09 | 01:47:25:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:26:08 | 01:47:33:17 | Dave [Xeros] | okay so you screwed us okay but if but if they do |
| 01:47:28:08 | 01:47:31:14 | Chris [TBD] | No, no, no They haven’t gotten close yet |
| 01:47:31:20 | 01:47:34:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:31:29 | 01:47:32:19 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:31:29 | 01:47:32:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:32:15 | 01:47:37:20 | Steve [GM] | but if they trigger it then it’ll be like fireworks go off and like |
| 01:47:32:29 | 01:47:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:47:35:24 | 01:47:37:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | This is going to help us! |
| 01:47:39:24 | 01:47:42:09 | Chris [TBD] | Exactly Remember that scene |
| 01:47:43:22 | 01:47:49:16 | Chris [TBD] | where the wrestler that I shared with you walks in, lots of smoke guys. This is going to be amazing |
| 01:47:52:13 | 01:47:54:03 | Chris [TBD] | Yeah I just left it on the front porch |
| 01:47:56:26 | 01:47:58:04 | Chris [TBD] | and a distraction |
| 01:47:58:22 | 01:48:09:06 | Steve [GM] | it oh okay okay i thought i thought you were just like in case the fans come i gotta keep them entertained does it it does have a back |
| 01:48:00:21 | 01:48:10:29 | Dave [Xeros] | um does our gingerbread house have a back door okay um |
| 01:48:01:18 | 01:48:23:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | are we |
| 01:48:04:01 | 01:48:06:13 | Chris [TBD] | you would be surprised how well it works |
| 01:48:06:22 | 01:48:08:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Yeah this sounds like… |
| 01:48:10:29 | 01:48:14:25 | Dave [Xeros] | so our options are convert them |
| 01:48:16:13 | 01:48:19:02 | Steve [GM] | is not an order of likelihood of success but yeah |
| 01:48:18:05 | 01:48:25:26 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah our options aren’t our options or convert them convert them convert them and convert them |
| 01:48:23:14 | 01:48:36:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | all |
| 01:48:24:19 | 01:48:27:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m listening hey you guys |
| 01:48:26:17 | 01:48:29:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:27:06 | 01:48:29:23 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:27:06 | 01:48:30:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:29:03 | 01:48:30:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:29:11 | 01:48:31:06 | Steve [GM] | start pecking at it |
| 01:48:30:02 | 01:48:31:29 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:30:21 | 01:48:31:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:30:21 | 01:48:32:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:30:21 | 01:48:32:19 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:31:16 | 01:48:40:20 | Dave [Xeros] | you open the front door on TBD just oh my |
| 01:48:32:29 | 01:48:33:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:33:18 | 01:48:34:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:33:18 | 01:48:35:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:33:18 | 01:48:35:25 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:34:07 | 01:48:35:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:35:06 | 01:48:36:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:48:39:22 | 01:48:44:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | are we all or so are we like asleep at this point or is it just him that’s asleep |
| 01:48:44:16 | 01:48:57:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | because i think i |
| 01:48:45:28 | 01:48:46:28 | Steve [GM] | Nortal is asleep |
| 01:48:48:14 | 01:48:53:08 | Steve [GM] | Jakins is like curled up are you asleep? Zeros |
| 01:48:53:03 | 01:48:56:24 | Dave [Xeros] | to remember if i if I need to sleep or not. |
| 01:48:58:16 | 01:49:05:23 | Brin [Basil] | uh i i am extremely a light sleeper because my ears i hear everything they’re massive |
| 01:49:05:23 | 01:49:13:09 | Brin [Basil] | so i’m definitely i’m defiantly stirring and waking up for sure yeah for sure |
| 01:49:06:13 | 01:49:06:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | sense |
| 01:49:09:25 | 01:49:12:23 | Steve [GM] | hearing that chittering isn’t enough go |
| 01:49:13:25 | 01:49:17:02 | Chris [TBD] | Well, if the chittering doesn’t wake you up. My alarm will. |
| 01:49:14:21 | 01:49:20:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Okay, what I am going to do though is I’m going to cast Bardic Inspiration on Fowlclaw |
| 01:49:21:22 | 01:49:22:29 | Steve [GM] | alright |
| 01:49:22:13 | 01:49:33:14 | Dave [Xeros] | so as a bonus action, a creature other than yourself within 60 feet you can hear it gains inspiration die of 1d6 so when you roll to convert them |
| 01:49:33:14 | 01:49:34:28 | Dave [Xeros] | you get an additional d6 |
| 01:49:36:13 | 01:49:44:04 | Dave [Xeros] | the creature can add it to one ability check attack roll or saving throw and can be added after seeing the role but before knowing |
| 01:49:49:04 | 01:49:53:07 | Steve [GM] | there’s also some zenzu fruit in the cabin I don’t know how |
| 01:49:54:21 | 01:49:58:07 | Dave [Xeros] | we stack? Can these people be converted? |
| 01:49:59:06 | 01:50:07:13 | Brin [Basil] | okay have you guys seen that movie rebel moon did you watch it do you watch the spider lady in that like that’s all i can think of |
| 01:50:07:13 | 01:50:14:18 | Brin [Basil] | it’s crazy looking um yeah you’re more than welcome i’m |
| 01:50:09:04 | 01:50:10:28 | Dave [Xeros] | let’s convert this thing |
| 01:50:14:18 | 01:50:26:18 | Brin [Basil] | I can share with you, I guess. No |
| 01:50:22:04 | 01:50:25:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can I have all of them |
| 01:50:24:10 | 01:50:25:22 | Dave [Xeros] | with gems |
| 01:50:24:29 | 01:50:36:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Should we |
| 01:50:26:18 | 01:50:28:10 | Brin [Basil] | you cannot have all of them You could have one |
| 01:50:29:12 | 01:50:33:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I love that this just became our plan |
| 01:50:30:15 | 01:50:34:01 | Dave [Xeros] | can someone just like put a sock in this guy’s |
| 01:50:36:26 | 01:50:40:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | get a sleep apnea? |
| 01:50:38:04 | 01:50:43:19 | Chris [TBD] | An encore. |
| 01:50:43:22 | 01:50:51:04 | Dave [Xeros] | So question, do we know that you put this on the front door or not? |
| 01:50:50:28 | 01:50:54:29 | Chris [TBD] | I don’t think anyone does nothing. Even though I said it! |
| 01:50:53:04 | 01:50:56:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’re just like dropping these along the way wherever we go |
| 01:51:00:02 | 01:51:01:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah, this sounds like |
| 01:51:00:10 | 01:51:02:22 | Chris [TBD] | always be closing |
| 01:51:02:28 | 01:51:05:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | extremely targeted marketing is what it sounds like |
| 01:51:05:04 | 01:51:07:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:05:13 | 01:51:06:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:06:29 | 01:51:10:21 | Steve [GM] | for anyone who doesn’t have heart attack problems |
| 01:51:07:21 | 01:51:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | And then also |
| 01:51:08:21 | 01:51:09:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | explosive help |
| 01:51:10:17 | 01:51:12:24 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:10:26 | 01:51:12:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:11:16 | 01:51:12:05 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:51:14:10 | 01:51:31:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh okay well i guess oh great |
| 01:51:14:28 | 01:51:21:20 | Dave [Xeros] | after Botic Inspiration I’m also going to cast Heroism |
| 01:51:19:12 | 01:51:20:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | for you and me. |
| 01:51:21:20 | 01:51:29:18 | Dave [Xeros] | on you as well um so i’m going to do that yep a willing creature you touch is imbued with bravery |
| 01:51:26:13 | 01:51:26:27 | Steve [GM] | possible |
| 01:51:30:15 | 01:51:37:02 | Dave [Xeros] | until the spell ends the creature is immune to being frightened and gains uh temporary hit |
| 01:51:31:26 | 01:51:34:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Just sleeping. |
| 01:51:37:02 | 01:51:44:28 | Dave [Xeros] | points equal to the spell casting ability modifier so my spell cap is plus five um yeah |
| 01:51:44:06 | 01:51:45:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we get another plus five whatever i do here |
| 01:51:45:29 | 01:51:54:08 | Dave [Xeros] | to start at all your turns when the spell ins the target loses all remaining temporary hit points from |
| 01:51:46:22 | 01:51:57:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh my i will sorry come on um |
| 01:51:55:08 | 01:51:59:27 | Dave [Xeros] | But, be a hero. Be a religious hero. |
| 01:51:57:22 | 01:52:07:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | well so i was a little bit afraid like i’m perched on the edge of the bed kind of like the only one awake and i’m like i could be nocturnal |
| 01:52:07:01 | 01:52:14:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i don’t remember but i’m like kind of i’m kind of nocturnal um and so i’m the first one to like |
| 01:52:14:28 | 01:52:21:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | see these things outside and at first i’m Like kind of speechless like what the heck |
| 01:52:22:08 | 01:52:33:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | things like I’m a little afraid to go talk to them or just want to hide a little bit and and then miraculously after i |
| 01:52:28:19 | 01:52:34:12 | Steve [GM] | to have faith TBD rolls over gotta have faith |
| 01:52:30:02 | 01:52:31:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:36:28 | 01:52:48:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | right as i think that to myself i’m like i shouldn’t be afraid i should have faith um arrows cast bravery and i’m, like, i have to go |
| 01:52:38:26 | 01:52:39:25 | Chris [TBD] | that would’ve been nice |
| 01:52:48:04 | 01:52:50:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and talk like who am I |
| 01:52:51:06 | 01:52:52:05 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:52:54:17 | 01:53:00:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | if I don’t talk to these people you have to go so |
| 01:52:55:16 | 01:52:58:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Who would doubt you? |
| 01:53:00:16 | 01:53:03:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | get those biops |
| 01:53:03:28 | 01:53:05:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | see them through one of the windows |
| 01:53:07:14 | 01:53:11:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I see them through on of the window it’s broken |
| 01:53:12:22 | 01:53:14:28 | Dave [Xeros] | It looks pristine to you. |
| 01:53:13:29 | 01:53:15:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh it looks pristine |
| 01:53:16:14 | 01:53:22:03 | Chris [TBD] | out, but on the outside in that window is still broken |
| 01:53:20:07 | 01:53:24:05 | Brin [Basil] | I know you don’t have any thumbs, so I’m happy to open it for you. Okay! |
| 01:53:22:03 | 01:53:30:10 | Chris [TBD] | The wings are attached on the back |
| 01:53:22:21 | 01:53:24:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i do have some things i do yeah |
| 01:53:24:09 | 01:53:25:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:24:09 | 01:53:25:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:24:19 | 01:53:26:26 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:27:06 | 01:53:27:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:27:15 | 01:53:31:05 | Dave [Xeros] | Can I use the help action for the owl can |
| 01:53:29:23 | 01:53:31:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:32:05 | 01:53:36:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m going to the window and i am going to get their attention |
| 01:53:38:10 | 01:53:42:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i’m gonna ask them if they have ever heard of the church of eos |
| 01:53:42:24 | 01:53:45:04 | Steve [GM] | want to do a quick religion check |
| 01:53:44:11 | 01:53:48:01 | Dave [Xeros] | you just say who do you believe in |
| 01:53:47:29 | 01:53:50:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:48:09 | 01:53:49:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:48:09 | 01:53:50:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:53:51:26 | 01:54:03:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Hoo hoo! Yeah, you remember |
| 01:53:53:08 | 01:54:04:05 | Steve [GM] | want to see if you know the answer to this question before you ask it like did your studies at school help so yeah so you remember you remember from |
| 01:54:00:15 | 01:54:14:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | plus two but yeah |
| 01:54:02:03 | 01:54:07:22 | Chris [TBD] | A dedicated pupil Bless you my son |
| 01:54:03:26 | 01:54:04:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | from the word |
| 01:54:04:05 | 01:54:12:14 | Steve [GM] | your um uh religious false religions of the world class that |
| 01:54:08:14 | 01:54:14:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | falls to this and they go |
| 01:54:12:14 | 01:54:14:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:12:24 | 01:54:16:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:12:24 | 01:54:18:17 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:12:29 | 01:54:18:04 | Dave [Xeros] | I think your narrow mind |
| 01:54:13:04 | 01:54:13:23 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:16:02 | 01:54:20:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | two two-thirds of the book two-thirds is about Lashara |
| 01:54:17:18 | 01:54:18:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:20:05 | 01:54:23:01 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:20:14 | 01:54:22:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:20:14 | 01:54:23:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:22:24 | 01:54:33:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | This is what I realized |
| 01:54:23:01 | 01:54:23:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:24:04 | 01:54:26:29 | Steve [GM] | there’s some real animosity in some of those pages |
| 01:54:26:27 | 01:54:32:20 | Chris [TBD] | I think all the tabloids in the grocery stores were like, love sparking between the two. Do we know? |
| 01:54:32:19 | 01:54:43:17 | Dave [Xeros] | I realized about the Bible of Idiots is Lashar is basically painted as Satan right like she the bad guy so |
| 01:54:43:17 | 01:54:44:21 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah |
| 01:54:45:23 | 01:54:46:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:45:23 | 01:54:47:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:54:47:24 | 01:54:51:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay what do I learn so |
| 01:54:51:15 | 01:55:01:20 | Steve [GM] | remember that Choldriths are born with a mystical connection to Lulph is the like spider goddess of the undergarment |
| 01:55:01:27 | 01:55:12:27 | Steve [GM] | so you will remember one they’ve got an incredible inborn devotion and also |
| 01:55:03:15 | 01:55:12:29 | Brin [Basil] | One, they’ve got the motion and also |
| 01:55:07:19 | 01:55:10:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | my work’s cut out for me is what you’re |
| 01:55:08:17 | 01:55:22:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | This is |
| 01:55:12:27 | 01:55:24:25 | Steve [GM] | So they also are, I mean, they’re intelligent but they’re not sapient. Like they’re really capable of a lot of like logical arguments or anything |
| 01:55:12:29 | 01:55:18:11 | Brin [Basil] | it’s a signature. |
| 01:55:22:29 | 01:55:30:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | where |
| 01:55:24:25 | 01:55:28:16 | Steve [GM] | like that. They do have a language but they don’t speak common. |
| 01:55:29:25 | 01:55:34:16 | Dave [Xeros] | is where the narrator comes in and says this would be a really good get for idios |
| 01:55:30:05 | 01:55:42:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | you can on the phone. |
| 01:55:36:05 | 01:55:36:24 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:36:05 | 01:55:36:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:36:05 | 01:55:37:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:37:11 | 01:55:44:11 | Dave [Xeros] | a really big one a really big get for it is yeah yes it’s true i’ll take this one |
| 01:55:39:17 | 01:55:47:08 | Steve [GM] | This could convert the whole Underdark. All it takes is one pebble to start an avalanche. |
| 01:55:44:14 | 01:55:45:03 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:44:17 | 01:55:46:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | in the dark |
| 01:55:44:24 | 01:55:47:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:44:24 | 01:55:47:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:45:12 | 01:55:48:13 | Dave [Xeros] | in the one pebble can start |
| 01:55:48:13 | 01:56:07:12 | Dave [Xeros] | to tsunami it’s okay |
| 01:55:49:08 | 01:55:50:17 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:49:10 | 01:55:54:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | All that |
| 01:55:49:18 | 01:55:50:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:49:18 | 01:55:50:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:49:27 | 01:55:51:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 01:55:53:02 | 01:56:02:23 | Steve [GM] | So with all that being said now that you recognize that You also know that my normal like 15 gauge, we’re going to kick it up by three again. |
| 01:56:07:24 | 01:56:10:04 | Dave [Xeros] | a hero. You have the |
| 01:56:11:19 | 01:56:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | Zenifruit? |
| 01:56:14:25 | 01:56:18:05 | Brin [Basil] | Zanzu that I thought was pronounced Zan-zoo. |
| 01:56:15:09 | 01:56:16:12 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | like Zazu |
| 01:56:19:13 | 01:56:36:06 | Steve [GM] | Did you give him like you decide what you can give him Nordle |
| 01:56:20:17 | 01:56:22:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Inspiration. You can do this. |
| 01:56:25:04 | 01:56:27:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that one, so she already decided give it |
| 01:56:27:07 | 01:56:31:13 | Dave [Xeros] | So, you get one additional D6 You have a D6 from me |
| 01:56:34:03 | 01:56:34:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m so sorry |
| 01:56:36:06 | 01:56:43:21 | Steve [GM] | well I’m so now that you know that what is your plan |
| 01:56:36:08 | 01:56:39:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um so |
| 01:56:38:07 | 01:56:39:10 | Dave [Xeros] | What type of check is this? |
| 01:56:47:29 | 01:56:55:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | no I’m at the window yeah |
| 01:56:48:13 | 01:56:51:23 | Brin [Basil] | And now have you already gone through the window? That’s what I wanted. |
| 01:56:53:29 | 01:56:55:01 | Steve [GM] | getting his |
| 01:56:54:24 | 01:56:59:13 | Brin [Basil] | You are out The window, so there There is no turning back |
| 01:56:58:17 | 01:56:59:20 | Steve [GM] | studied these |
| 01:56:59:16 | 01:57:00:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we’re already here |
| 01:57:01:10 | 01:57:02:27 | Dave [Xeros] | This is happening |
| 01:57:03:20 | 01:57:05:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | eros |
| 01:57:04:01 | 01:57:11:03 | Chris [TBD] | it’s totally backfired |
| 01:57:05:29 | 01:57:11:26 | Brin [Basil] | Damn that bravery What have you done? It does! |
| 01:57:11:26 | 01:57:14:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so I do know |
| 01:57:13:23 | 01:57:14:29 | Brin [Basil] | The church of idiots |
| 01:57:15:17 | 01:57:19:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | they may not speak common but I know |
| 01:57:20:15 | 01:57:21:26 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the language of spiders |
| 01:57:23:02 | 01:57:34:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Eros taught me a few songs violin which I have access to and so I’m going to pluck some strings like you would a web |
| 01:57:34:09 | 01:57:45:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m gonna speak the language Of Spiders through song i’m gonna play a very charismatic sort of hymnal on the violin okay and |
| 01:57:43:23 | 01:57:44:07 | Dave [Xeros] | Awesome. |
| 01:57:45:14 | 01:57:52:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i’m going to like convert them through like the power of music is what i’m doing but it’s like it’s an extremely charismatic |
| 01:57:49:19 | 01:57:51:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Or just like put them to sleep. |
| 01:57:54:01 | 01:57:57:17 | Chris [TBD] | You better back him up, Xerox. |
| 01:57:54:17 | 01:58:00:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | hymnel okay yeah you’ll come in on the second verse |
| 01:57:56:22 | 01:58:01:02 | Brin [Basil] | that I play drums if you need some I have a little tambourine |
| 01:58:02:08 | 01:58:04:09 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you pick up on what i am doing and you’re kind of like |
| 01:58:05:25 | 01:58:07:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | you’re like getting ready |
| 01:58:07:06 | 01:58:10:22 | Dave [Xeros] | If you need someone to harmonize with you, I’ll just hum in the background |
| 01:58:09:18 | 01:58:10:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:58:10:17 | 01:58:11:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:58:11:23 | 01:58:13:03 | Dave [Xeros] | while I’m sitting in the fire. |
| 01:58:12:19 | 01:58:15:09 | Brin [Basil] | why am I helping the church of idiot |
| 01:58:15:17 | 01:58:33:28 | Chris [TBD] | No, that’s |
| 01:58:17:11 | 01:58:22:00 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s the power of song power of music listen to your heart |
| 01:58:20:12 | 01:58:20:27 | Brin [Basil] | oh |
| 01:58:27:14 | 01:58:29:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | like it’s open I’m already here |
| 01:58:29:09 | 01:58:30:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh wow! |
| 01:58:30:11 | 01:58:42:03 | Steve [GM] | you hear the hissing of like no because that’s on the door. So, you throw open the sash as we have all heard and then this music starts coming from you |
| 01:58:30:20 | 01:58:31:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | we’re doing it |
| 01:58:31:12 | 01:58:32:25 | Dave [Xeros] | So does that trigger the scroll? |
| 01:58:37:03 | 01:58:38:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | mm-hmm |
| 01:58:45:14 | 01:58:52:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Can you just randomly play or have you with your |
| 01:58:49:23 | 01:58:53:29 | Dave [Xeros] | like he can’t play with my bow but he can pluck. |
| 01:58:57:22 | 01:58:58:11 | Steve [GM] | the |
| 01:58:58:04 | 01:59:05:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | and my fingers i have arms and hands as well as wings sometimes my wings like |
| 01:59:00:29 | 01:59:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:02:24 | 01:59:04:03 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Oh, my bad. |
| 01:59:02:29 | 01:59:03:14 | Brin [Basil] | okay |
| 01:59:05:02 | 01:59:12:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | fold over me and you can’t see them but like i have them okay what am i rolling |
| 01:59:05:04 | 01:59:06:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:06:27 | 01:59:07:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That was my bad |
| 01:59:07:19 | 01:59:08:23 | Steve [GM] | from The Gargoyles |
| 01:59:14:02 | 01:59:15:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:14:22 | 01:59:15:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 01:59:19:12 | 01:59:26:21 | Steve [GM] | um okay so you do have to do uh let’s let’s say that this is going to be a performance check |
| 01:59:20:06 | 01:59:28:29 | Brin [Basil] | Okay, so you have to see how well |
| 01:59:26:21 | 01:59:31:22 | Steve [GM] | first to see how well you actually whether or not this music is accurate too |
| 01:59:29:05 | 01:59:43:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 18 and |
| 01:59:29:14 | 01:59:36:14 | Brin [Basil] | whether or not this is as far as |
| 01:59:32:17 | 01:59:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | can I help can I give can I provide the |
| 01:59:35:15 | 01:59:45:01 | Steve [GM] | as far as like yeah so roll at advantage looking |
| 01:59:37:13 | 01:59:47:22 | Dave [Xeros] | action okay so yeah plus |
| 01:59:37:24 | 01:59:48:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | so i get two rolls again potentially okay 13 oh |
| 01:59:45:01 | 01:59:50:04 | Steve [GM] | for 18s performance |
| 01:59:47:22 | 01:59:56:06 | Dave [Xeros] | what though plus and then you have and |
| 01:59:48:24 | 01:59:56:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | plus like everything oh plus four so and then i get to roll this and this |
| 01:59:56:20 | 02:00:01:23 | Steve [GM] | you can pick which ones you roll when yeah the fruit |
| 01:59:57:13 | 02:00:02:22 | Chris [TBD] | Well, don’t waste the fruit. The fruit’s one-time use. |
| 02:00:00:24 | 02:00:11:13 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah okay yeah yeah you can still roll because you can choose I’m just saying that with the 13 you probably have it |
| 02:00:02:22 | 02:00:07:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | can i take the other roll and see if it’s higher or okay |
| 02:00:11:06 | 02:00:18:08 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | i just need an 18 oh uh 13 was |
| 02:00:15:12 | 02:00:18:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | 3 plus 4 is 17. |
| 02:00:17:04 | 02:00:17:19 | Dave [Xeros] | this |
| 02:00:18:08 | 02:00:29:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah 17 uh 15 plus four |
| 02:00:18:24 | 02:00:21:28 | Steve [GM] | so 17 was the first one go ahead and roll again |
| 02:00:19:22 | 02:00:20:29 | Chris [TBD] | Thank you. |
| 02:00:20:24 | 02:00:22:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Well, 13 plus 4. |
| 02:00:26:28 | 02:00:27:21 | Dave [Xeros] | got it |
| 02:00:29:10 | 02:00:38:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh i didn’t roll it okay great |
| 02:00:29:15 | 02:00:35:24 | Steve [GM] | okay, so your performance is enough that they are able to but you still have that fruit you didn’t roll it |
| 02:00:39:29 | 02:00:51:04 | Steve [GM] | that causes the window goes open and this incredible music starts flowing out um it seems to resonate with them |
| 02:00:51:21 | 02:00:59:26 | Steve [GM] | but they also are children that are you know like minions of the spider goddess |
| 02:01:00:21 | 02:01:04:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s good there’s good in every creature every preacher |
| 02:01:02:02 | 02:01:03:11 | Dave [Xeros] | there’s good in everything |
| 02:01:03:26 | 02:01:10:01 | Steve [GM] | they turn to you and they hiss and rattle their mandibles and one of them waves their sharp little dagger at you |
| 02:01:10:01 | 02:01:17:08 | Steve [GM] | and they start coming closer um but they didn’t rush you they didn’T just like pounce on you |
| 02:01:17:08 | 02:01:22:29 | Steve [GM] | they’re approaching with what seems like uh what would pass for curiosity so |
| 02:01:25:00 | 02:01:26:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Who’s a good dancer here? |
| 02:01:28:11 | 02:01:29:13 | Brin [Basil] | It has the right of my traits. |
| 02:01:29:11 | 02:01:31:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Let’s just put a show on for him. |
| 02:01:35:08 | 02:01:43:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | well so I’m probably going to add a second verse to the song um |
| 02:01:44:09 | 02:01:44:28 | Brin [Basil] | Tambourine’s ready. |
| 02:01:45:11 | 02:01:50:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | there’s some percussion stuff here that’s usually what happens at least when I |
| 02:01:52:04 | 02:01:52:19 | Dave [Xeros] | can |
| 02:01:55:25 | 02:01:56:09 | Brin [Basil] | Yes! |
| 02:01:59:16 | 02:02:00:28 | Dave [Xeros] | pied piber |
| 02:02:02:23 | 02:02:09:15 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh okay by myself why am i the one playing this miraculous music |
| 02:02:05:23 | 02:02:06:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:02:08:22 | 02:02:17:26 | Chris [TBD] | don’t know are you a bard i don’t what’s going on he is a hero our hero and i am sound asleep baby |
| 02:02:11:24 | 02:02:13:26 | Dave [Xeros] | It’s because he’s a hero. |
| 02:02:18:10 | 02:02:23:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | yeah i don’t think he’s gonna be he’s not like this hasn’t woken him up there’s music it’s |
| 02:02:23:19 | 02:02:33:07 | Steve [GM] | so the that was your performance you’re now trying to imbue this performance with your religious message so we’re gonna say that this next |
| 02:02:33:07 | 02:02:38:28 | Steve [GM] | one is a religious check and you’re not the religious type so i don’t think you can help |
| 02:02:38:28 | 02:02:47:08 | Steve [GM] | on that front so i think it’s on it’s On You To Roll an 18 and you do have that was |
| 02:02:44:17 | 02:02:49:06 | Chris [TBD] | he already rolled an 18. Oh, got it. |
| 02:02:46:20 | 02:02:47:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | to just distract them. |
| 02:02:49:06 | 02:02:58:18 | Chris [TBD] | That’s true. |
| 02:02:49:10 | 02:02:55:01 | Steve [GM] | just attack him, they’re coming closer They look confused and a little angry and maybe slightly aroused |
| 02:02:55:01 | 02:02:56:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:02:55:11 | 02:02:56:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:02:55:20 | 02:02:56:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:02:57:08 | 02:02:58:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | who’s to say |
| 02:02:59:07 | 02:03:01:11 | Brin [Basil] | You better stop plucking those strings. |
| 02:03:01:28 | 02:03:04:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | uh okay so i’m i might |
| 02:03:02:16 | 02:03:09:04 | Dave [Xeros] | He can still use Bardic Inspiration, by the way. Yeah, so you still have 96 to use as well. |
| 02:03:05:26 | 02:03:06:09 | Steve [GM] | Correct |
| 02:03:09:05 | 02:03:11:08 | Steve [GM] | So you still have both of those because you didn’t need them |
| 02:03:10:11 | 02:03:18:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay okay great all right okay great okay uh so i’m sending them a message of peace |
| 02:03:18:03 | 02:03:26:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | right no no violence anything like that right we’re just yeah we’re plus two but it’s religion |
| 02:03:18:25 | 02:03:27:27 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Yeah, I’m just gonna I go like this |
| 02:03:20:22 | 02:03:22:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I’m just going to sit in the fire and start to pray. |
| 02:03:22:20 | 02:03:24:03 | Steve [GM] | What is your religion? |
| 02:03:25:05 | 02:03:25:25 | Steve [GM] | okay so |
| 02:03:26:24 | 02:03:38:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um is there something else because it’s plus two but it’t like a proficiency or something with hermit or like because when i choose my background |
| 02:03:30:03 | 02:03:32:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | This is my ear |
| 02:03:38:06 | 02:03:42:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it’s religion and medicine that adds like it’s like a proficiency I don’t know how that works |
| 02:03:44:08 | 02:04:02:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | The possibility of |
| 02:03:44:27 | 02:03:53:17 | Steve [GM] | normally your religion would have been on your intelligence which is plus zero so it’s using your proficiency to bump it up to plus two you were not as good of a student |
| 02:03:54:26 | 02:03:57:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | okay alright just make sure |
| 02:03:57:19 | 02:03:59:18 | Steve [GM] | faith will make up my grades |
| 02:03:59:03 | 02:03:59:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | that’s right |
| 02:04:00:09 | 02:04:08:16 | Dave [Xeros] | Well, I mean, possibility of six for Faith right now. So he’s plus two. |
| 02:04:02:18 | 02:04:25:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Instead of |
| 02:04:09:04 | 02:04:09:23 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 12 |
| 02:04:10:25 | 02:04:21:20 | Steve [GM] | so yeah you can use both right now or as I mentioned before if you wanted to just do a re-roll you can just discard the d6 and you get another roll |
| 02:04:13:14 | 02:04:14:22 | Dave [Xeros] | Just do one at a time. |
| 02:04:22:26 | 02:04:23:20 | Dave [Xeros] | You’re close. |
| 02:04:24:14 | 02:04:25:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | what do you mean |
| 02:04:24:22 | 02:04:32:12 | Brin [Basil] | Instead of rolling in… |
| 02:04:26:09 | 02:04:28:29 | Steve [GM] | and adding it you can give me that back and re-roll your 20 |
| 02:04:26:10 | 02:04:27:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | In the back |
| 02:04:29:01 | 02:04:33:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | oh I’ll go for it. I’ll do it. |
| 02:04:30:03 | 02:04:32:20 | Steve [GM] | basically gives you advantage after the fact |
| 02:04:34:06 | 02:04:36:04 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | 12, not 6. |
| 02:04:37:13 | 02:04:37:28 | Dave [Xeros] | One. |
| 02:04:40:12 | 02:04:41:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | This is going to be really close. |
| 02:04:45:13 | 02:04:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:04:46:00 | 02:04:59:11 | Chris [TBD] | I am |
| 02:04:51:12 | 02:05:01:10 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Okay yeah Is there like a finale To this song? Like we kicked it up The percussion is here The tambourine And you’re still asleep You’re missing This performance |
| 02:04:56:03 | 02:04:59:10 | Dave [Xeros] | was humming in harmony from the fire |
| 02:04:57:23 | 02:05:02:18 | Brin [Basil] | I could beatbox. |
| 02:05:01:08 | 02:05:03:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:02:22 | 02:05:06:27 | Steve [GM] | snore has provided descant to the music are |
| 02:05:04:05 | 02:05:05:13 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:04:24 | 02:05:06:12 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:05:04 | 02:05:06:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:05:13 | 02:05:06:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:06:26 | 02:05:09:28 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m also by the fire sleeping desire. |
| 02:05:07:24 | 02:05:11:11 | Dave [Xeros] | okay please please say that this we now have children with minions |
| 02:05:12:08 | 02:05:22:16 | Steve [GM] | I’m not going to say you got minions man but you uh so the children start to feel this um unusual sensation |
| 02:05:15:05 | 02:05:16:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | What happens To the |
| 02:05:18:11 | 02:05:18:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Childress |
| 02:05:22:16 | 02:05:31:25 | Steve [GM] | inside of them it’s this hideous feeling of not murder and they |
| 02:05:29:13 | 02:05:31:11 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:29:13 | 02:05:31:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:30:02 | 02:05:31:20 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:31:25 | 02:05:41:08 | Steve [GM] | are deciding it it stirs all sorts of horrible holy feelings inside of them and |
| 02:05:33:08 | 02:05:34:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:33:18 | 02:05:34:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:33:27 | 02:05:34:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:42:06 | 02:05:42:22 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Reposit |
| 02:05:42:28 | 02:05:49:09 | Steve [GM] | yeah they’re repulsed so with a final hit they’re not catholic |
| 02:05:45:27 | 02:05:47:16 | Dave [Xeros] | they hate themselves now |
| 02:05:49:18 | 02:05:51:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:49:18 | 02:05:51:15 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:49:27 | 02:05:51:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:51:28 | 02:05:53:12 | Dave [Xeros] | don’t edit that out |
| 02:05:52:05 | 02:05:55:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:52:24 | 02:05:54:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:05:56:03 | 02:05:58:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | now say your first and last name |
| 02:05:56:21 | 02:06:03:02 | Chris [TBD] | i don’t think we’re editing this at all it’s been gold the entire time It’s been fantastic. |
| 02:06:04:03 | 02:06:05:21 | Steve [GM] | they are |
| 02:06:07:17 | 02:06:12:16 | Steve [GM] | skitter off run away into the but as they go one of them |
| 02:06:13:20 | 02:06:14:29 | Brin [Basil] | This music you get. |
| 02:06:14:29 | 02:06:24:00 | Dave [Xeros] | it just |
| 02:06:15:26 | 02:06:23:28 | Steve [GM] | him raises one up in solidarity clatters its mandibles and then skitters after it’s |
| 02:06:18:26 | 02:06:21:13 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:21:13 | 02:06:22:02 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:23:11 | 02:06:24:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:24:00 | 02:06:30:07 | Dave [Xeros] | takes one pebble in the pond oh my gosh yes |
| 02:06:28:17 | 02:06:36:01 | Steve [GM] | you you defeated the children in a way that i was not anticipating |
| 02:06:29:03 | 02:06:30:02 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:29:03 | 02:06:30:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:30:12 | 02:06:31:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:37:00 | 02:06:40:23 | Chris [TBD] | You solved my children and all. |
| 02:06:41:13 | 02:06:53:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | It was in a kitchen, |
| 02:06:41:24 | 02:06:45:22 | Dave [Xeros] | was way four. Convert them . |
| 02:06:45:07 | 02:06:56:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | way four god works in mysterious ways unexpected ways quite frequently |
| 02:06:48:04 | 02:06:50:22 | Brin [Basil] | The fruit is good, the fruit is |
| 02:06:52:11 | 02:06:56:09 | Dave [Xeros] | Yeah, the fruit bear fruits. |
| 02:06:55:07 | 02:06:57:29 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | Reminded her first visit again. |
| 02:06:56:19 | 02:06:59:08 | Chris [TBD] | Isn’t the catchphrase, I told you so? |
| 02:06:59:06 | 02:07:00:00 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:06:59:19 | 02:07:03:00 | Steve [GM] | as they chitter away i told you so |
| 02:06:59:26 | 02:07:01:00 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s it, too girl. |
| 02:07:00:10 | 02:07:01:08 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:07:00:10 | 02:07:01:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:07:02:07 | 02:07:03:25 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:07:02:17 | 02:07:03:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:07:04:09 | 02:07:11:16 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gosh amazing yes |
| 02:07:04:26 | 02:07:06:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Praise be to Idios. |
| 02:07:09:26 | 02:07:12:08 | Dave [Xeros] | No didn’t change? It’s he is risen isn’t it? |
| 02:07:11:16 | 02:07:19:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | he’s hurt he’s a he’s heard he’s her yeah |
| 02:07:12:29 | 02:07:23:26 | Steve [GM] | uh that’s yeah yeah he is hurt now but i don’t know are you part of the new wave of idios |
| 02:07:17:22 | 02:07:18:17 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep he is hers. |
| 02:07:19:21 | 02:07:31:24 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | um i’m |
| 02:07:23:26 | 02:07:26:08 | Steve [GM] | or are you more orthodox |
| 02:07:29:08 | 02:07:31:24 | Dave [Xeros] | It really just depends on how many volumes |
| 02:07:31:24 | 02:07:41:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | gonna i’m uh continuing follower new wave yeah that’s how |
| 02:07:41:28 | 02:07:45:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the common man probably labels things |
| 02:07:43:24 | 02:07:49:29 | Dave [Xeros] | yep that’s that’s how idios moves forward is the fact that he has missionary efforts and |
| 02:07:49:29 | 02:08:01:12 | Dave [Xeros] | um the old world doesn’t what |
| 02:07:56:12 | 02:07:59:13 | Steve [GM] | so it’s now 11 |
| 02:08:00:00 | 02:08:01:28 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:00:00 | 02:08:02:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:00:10 | 02:08:02:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:00:29 | 02:08:04:05 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | That’s what we’re going to do. |
| 02:08:01:12 | 02:08:04:26 | Dave [Xeros] | are you talking we’re getting all the way to levatorum |
| 02:08:06:01 | 02:08:15:28 | Dave [Xeros] | yeah yep yep yeah uh i |
| 02:08:06:20 | 02:08:08:25 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I’m just like wide awake |
| 02:08:07:22 | 02:08:18:17 | Chris [TBD] | wait is it morning now listen |
| 02:08:08:14 | 02:08:16:08 | Steve [GM] | when the morning comes you are told this incredible story that you barely even believe considering the source of some of the embellishments |
| 02:08:08:18 | 02:08:11:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | With one account for this incredible story. |
| 02:08:15:11 | 02:08:16:10 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:18:17 | 02:08:29:16 | Chris [TBD] | listen i’m gonna walk to the front porch and just roll my little script up and stash it in my backpack that’s that’s ready for later and i am gonna mumble no new fans |
| 02:08:24:07 | 02:08:25:19 | Steve [GM] | You’re just like, well… |
| 02:08:31:28 | 02:08:39:24 | Dave [Xeros] | actually walk outside the door to go to the bathroom in the morning and right when I walk out the door |
| 02:08:35:25 | 02:08:37:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m going to write and |
| 02:08:36:12 | 02:08:37:08 | Steve [GM] | JINGER! |
| 02:08:36:14 | 02:08:38:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:36:24 | 02:08:40:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:37:03 | 02:08:38:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:38:23 | 02:08:40:24 | Steve [GM] | TO HELL WITH THE DEVILS! |
| 02:08:39:01 | 02:08:40:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:39:11 | 02:08:40:09 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:41:17 | 02:08:43:07 | Dave [Xeros] | I straight up like pee |
| 02:08:42:12 | 02:08:43:27 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | holy diver |
| 02:08:45:16 | 02:08:48:29 | Dave [Xeros] | I have. And I am super pissed off right now. |
| 02:08:46:12 | 02:09:20:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | keep a |
| 02:08:47:20 | 02:08:50:07 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:48:19 | 02:08:50:07 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:48:19 | 02:08:50:17 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:48:19 | 02:08:50:17 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:08:50:29 | 02:09:05:05 | Chris [TBD] | catch me |
| 02:08:56:29 | 02:08:57:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:00:10 | 02:09:01:18 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:03:04 | 02:09:03:22 | Steve [GM] | Lasers! |
| 02:09:03:16 | 02:09:04:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:05:05 | 02:09:14:18 | Chris [TBD] | at my next show guys in the town of tork That’s so |
| 02:09:08:04 | 02:09:10:23 | Steve [GM] | While urine leaks down his leg. |
| 02:09:11:00 | 02:09:12:00 | Dave [Xeros] | God damn it. |
| 02:09:13:04 | 02:09:14:02 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:14:22 | 02:09:15:20 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:15:01 | 02:09:15:29 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:19:23 | 02:09:20:29 | Dave [Xeros] | Stupid giant man. |
| 02:09:20:02 | 02:09:40:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | diary |
| 02:09:23:14 | 02:09:26:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I mean that was funny but it really happened last night |
| 02:09:27:06 | 02:09:29:03 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:27:24 | 02:09:29:02 | Dave [Xeros] | So I |
| 02:09:28:05 | 02:09:29:03 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:09:28:19 | 02:09:31:05 | Steve [GM] | Don’t laugh at people’s religious experiences, guys. |
| 02:09:29:15 | 02:09:31:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | it was it actually |
| 02:09:30:17 | 02:09:41:24 | Dave [Xeros] | after I come back from wetting myself, um i pull out a scroll and i i write it down um as as as no it’s new scripture |
| 02:09:43:17 | 02:09:48:06 | Steve [GM] | Wait, are you an acolyte? Wait, aren’t you a closet acolyt of Idios? |
| 02:09:43:29 | 02:09:47:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | slow down yeah wait hold on a second |
| 02:09:49:18 | 02:09:56:28 | Dave [Xeros] | just writing i am i’m a bard i tell stories yeah so i’m writing like things so |
| 02:09:52:17 | 02:09:54:01 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So you’re writing in your little diary. |
| 02:09:56:26 | 02:09:58:08 | Steve [GM] | His dream book. |
| 02:09:58:00 | 02:10:02:26 | Chris [TBD] | It’s so he doesn’t forget what actually happened the night before because he never remembers. |
| 02:10:04:17 | 02:10:15:10 | Dave [Xeros] | riding inspiration for new songs And let’s face it, the Owl and the Choldreth is a pretty good song. To be sung. |
| 02:10:08:25 | 02:10:35:09 | Brin [Basil] | I don’t |
| 02:10:11:19 | 02:10:19:21 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Or, yeah. |
| 02:10:17:16 | 02:10:26:22 | Steve [GM] | i agree so um |
| 02:10:21:17 | 02:10:24:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | The O and the C The OCs |
| 02:10:22:12 | 02:10:24:03 | Dave [Xeros] | The O.C., yep. |
| 02:10:24:28 | 02:10:35:14 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | So, uh… |
| 02:10:26:22 | 02:10:32:13 | Steve [GM] | in the the next one isn’t that interesting so we’re just gonna give you what |
| 02:10:32:09 | 02:10:35:06 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:32:13 | 02:10:41:11 | Steve [GM] | to get i don’t know how i could top that like what am i supposed to do what did |
| 02:10:32:29 | 02:10:35:06 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:32:29 | 02:10:39:01 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:33:18 | 02:10:35:15 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:34:22 | 02:10:35:27 | Dave [Xeros] | Are you saying? |
| 02:10:35:25 | 02:10:37:13 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:35:25 | 02:10:38:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:35:25 | 02:10:39:11 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:36:22 | 02:10:44:28 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | I don’t know I’m gonna watch this |
| 02:10:37:23 | 02:10:38:21 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:41:08 | 02:10:44:14 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:42:02 | 02:10:50:03 | Steve [GM] | well uh i watched an owl convert some spiders and then i followed up with them meeting a wizard |
| 02:10:42:17 | 02:10:44:14 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:42:26 | 02:10:44:05 | Steve [GM] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:42:26 | 02:10:44:14 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:44:24 | 02:10:47:29 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:46:02 | 02:10:46:21 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:46:21 | 02:10:48:09 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:48:05 | 02:10:50:05 | Brin [Basil] | Owl, don’t stop eating a witcher! |
| 02:10:51:25 | 02:10:54:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:52:05 | 02:10:53:03 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:52:14 | 02:10:54:02 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:10:57:17 | 02:10:59:13 | Dave [Xeros] | Gambled and lost on the third one. |
| 02:11:00:06 | 02:11:04:02 | Steve [GM] | all right so uh the idea with the third one |
| 02:11:00:10 | 02:11:01:18 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:11:04:01 | 02:11:13:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Make it |
| 02:11:05:13 | 02:11:11:27 | Steve [GM] | there’s one that’s a little bit oh gosh the last one to battle okay here’s what here’s |
| 02:11:05:20 | 02:11:08:20 | Brin [Basil] | Here’s one thing… |
| 02:11:11:27 | 02:11:18:28 | Steve [GM] | we do you make it through the mountain pass you arrive in pearl um and while you’re in |
| 02:11:12:13 | 02:11:13:26 | Brin [Basil] | Make it through the |
| 02:11:15:14 | 02:11:19:07 | Brin [Basil] | while you curl |
| 02:11:18:28 | 02:11:25:25 | Steve [GM] | pearl you hear that they are having that same magical problem communications teleportation |
| 02:11:19:07 | 02:11:33:18 | Brin [Basil] | and while he’s |
| 02:11:25:25 | 02:11:33:24 | Steve [GM] | they’re having like magical interference that’s making things difficult and um while you’re there |
| 02:11:33:24 | 02:11:44:17 | Brin [Basil] | He pushes |
| 02:11:33:24 | 02:11:42:22 | Steve [GM] | you uh happen upon kind of a he’s a wizard but he probably has had a little bit too much |
| 02:11:42:22 | 02:11:50:11 | Steve [GM] | magical juju seems a little bet frazzled yeah he’s an hippie wizard he pushes onto you guys |
| 02:11:44:17 | 02:11:49:20 | Brin [Basil] | on |
| 02:11:46:00 | 02:11:50:11 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | He pushes back to your guys |
| 02:11:49:20 | 02:11:57:23 | Brin [Basil] | You guys, are they |
| 02:11:50:11 | 02:11:58:20 | Steve [GM] | uh the this like these orbs of ether okay and no |
| 02:11:50:22 | 02:12:02:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | that are related to your time. |
| 02:11:51:16 | 02:11:58:01 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | Are they in a |
| 02:11:58:20 | 02:12:06:12 | Steve [GM] | they’re the you want do an arcana check since there isn’t a dietary check for you to do |
| 02:12:02:17 | 02:12:03:25 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:12:02:26 | 02:12:03:16 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:12:02:26 | 02:12:03:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:12:03:07 | 02:12:10:10 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | So they said, like, six |
| 02:12:05:09 | 02:12:07:01 | Dave [Xeros] | Yep, yep, yep. Here we go. Arcana check. |
| 02:12:10:06 | 02:12:11:06 | Chris [TBD] | Cue the no. |
| 02:12:11:16 | 02:12:13:01 | Steve [GM] | you think it’s true |
| 02:12:13:22 | 02:12:17:25 | Dave [Xeros] | I throw it in my mouth and chomp down. |
| 02:12:15:01 | 02:12:15:20 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:12:15:02 | 02:12:30:05 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | No, the |
| 02:12:18:20 | 02:12:21:07 | Steve [GM] | I think you’ll need to go to a dentist |
| 02:12:21:13 | 02:12:22:21 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:12:22:22 | 02:12:24:16 | Dave [Xeros] | You don’t know what my teeth are made out of. |
| 02:12:29:08 | 02:12:36:11 | Steve [GM] | no the idea, you were going to do like a little thing to get this but what I’m giving to all of you what you give with this |
| 02:12:29:25 | 02:12:32:09 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | The idea is we’re going to do a little .. |
| 02:12:30:03 | 02:12:31:22 | Brin [Basil] | The idea was you’re going to do like little |
| 02:12:40:16 | 02:12:47:19 | Brin [Basil] | So it is already used to do this, but everyone |
| 02:12:41:03 | 02:12:51:11 | Steve [GM] | and you guys already kind that did it um but it would be for bigger stakes i think every one of you has a flashback option |
| 02:12:42:20 | 02:12:52:13 | Chris [TBD] | Ooh, what’s |
| 02:12:43:04 | 02:12:54:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | You guys already did it but for everyone you just have questions where the first |
| 02:12:47:19 | 02:12:56:14 | Brin [Basil] | has a class that’s more of a secure class. |
| 02:12:52:02 | 02:13:02:11 | Steve [GM] | so it flashed the orb of ether and it gives you this flashback token right |
| 02:12:57:14 | 02:13:02:26 | Dave [Xeros] | Is it a true flashback though? Like is it something that actually happened not something that… |
| 02:13:02:11 | 02:13:13:17 | Steve [GM] | so if uh to use what chris did as kind of an example he you know we were moving forward in the story and he was like Oh, but actually I was off doing this other thing. |
| 02:13:03:29 | 02:13:09:23 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | here’s what I’m interested in moving forward |
| 02:13:06:05 | 02:13:14:14 | Chris [TBD] | Got it. |
| 02:13:14:29 | 02:13:21:06 | Steve [GM] | So this would be let’s say you need to get into a jail cell. |
| 02:13:15:12 | 02:13:19:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | this would be first-day top of BGBC |
| 02:13:19:04 | 02:13:29:04 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | if you use my class before we make sure |
| 02:13:22:10 | 02:13:33:01 | Steve [GM] | You could say I’m going to use my flashback token and before we left on our trip I made sure that I packed my skeleton key with me so that I always |
| 02:13:29:19 | 02:13:37:22 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | so that I always would be ready just you have to get it |
| 02:13:31:08 | 02:13:32:04 | Dave [Xeros] | Got it. |
| 02:13:33:01 | 02:13:35:20 | Steve [GM] | would be ready for just this sort of a thing. |
| 02:13:36:27 | 02:13:47:24 | Steve [GM] | Yeah, you basically get retconned it is based upon a role so you have to succeed on the roll but if you desperately need something but you don’t actually have it, |
| 02:13:43:28 | 02:13:44:20 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | yes |
| 02:13:48:03 | 02:13:55:04 | Steve [GM] | the flashback token will allow you to retconn the story so that you have the item or spell |
| 02:13:56:17 | 02:13:58:16 | Chris [TBD] | And you ate yours. |
| 02:14:00:13 | 02:14:05:16 | Dave [Xeros] | I just kind of keep things in my body so it’ll |
| 02:14:04:15 | 02:14:06:21 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | tomorrow morning she says test the porch |
| 02:14:05:05 | 02:14:06:19 | Steve [GM] | when he steps past the porch |
| 02:14:07:01 | 02:14:07:29 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:14:07:07 | 02:14:12:02 | Dave [Xeros] | I can cull on my orb within my intestines |
| 02:14:14:28 | 02:14:19:13 | Dave [Xeros] | it was like a pill, I just swallowed it |
| 02:14:15:01 | 02:14:16:03 | Chris [TBD] | That could be useful. |
| 02:14:18:14 | 02:14:23:07 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | hmm yes technically we all have an inner form that we can use |
| 02:14:22:00 | 02:14:24:26 | Chris [TBD] | Is that an item you created? |
| 02:14:25:28 | 02:14:26:25 | Steve [GM] | it from another game |
| 02:14:28:15 | 02:14:29:11 | Chris [TBD] | I like it. |
| 02:14:29:26 | 02:14:39:24 | Steve [GM] | but yeah the orb of my god that’s a more accurate description but the idea behind it is so that we can have moments where |
| 02:14:30:19 | 02:14:31:08 | Dave [Xeros] | of retcons |
| 02:14:33:01 | 02:14:34:08 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | more accurate |
| 02:14:33:19 | 02:14:47:21 | Chris [TBD] | I like |
| 02:14:34:28 | 02:14:35:08 | Dave [Xeros] | yep |
| 02:14:40:11 | 02:14:47:00 | Steve [GM] | we can keep the epic story going with Rita bump into just lack of preparation |
| 02:14:47:21 | 02:14:50:07 | Chris [TBD] | it. Yes. |
| 02:14:48:23 | 02:14:49:22 | Dave [Xeros] | just in general |
| 02:14:51:17 | 02:14:55:26 | Steve [GM] | there are limits to it having you say like oh well yeah now I have |
| 02:14:51:29 | 02:14:54:29 | Chris [TBD] | All this gold. |
| 02:14:52:19 | 02:14:53:17 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | a bypass |
| 02:14:52:26 | 02:14:55:07 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | are the most good having oh yeah |
| 02:14:59:12 | 02:15:05:04 | Steve [GM] | like that probably so i have veto power but for the most part of the idea is to help you move through this |
| 02:15:01:08 | 02:15:01:28 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:06:27 | 02:15:16:04 | Steve [GM] | um it’s 11 i can’t get going so the final option was just do a battle which would have taken the same amount |
| 02:15:16:04 | 02:15:19:08 | Steve [GM] | as these other three i think knowing us |
| 02:15:17:28 | 02:15:18:26 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:20:02 | 02:15:21:29 | Dave [Xeros] | it’s okay they would have just been converted |
| 02:15:21:15 | 02:15:25:26 | Chris [TBD] | Well we could do a |
| 02:15:25:02 | 02:15:28:15 | Steve [GM] | a spell for you homebrew a conversion spell. |
| 02:15:25:27 | 02:15:27:25 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:28:15 | 02:15:36:12 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | the conversion song if you could hide to what’s the levitating platform |
| 02:15:28:16 | 02:15:30:12 | Dave [Xeros] | counter conversion spell |
| 02:15:30:12 | 02:15:31:20 | Dave [Xeros] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:31:01 | 02:15:32:19 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:36:02 | 02:15:38:00 | Dave [Xeros] | levitus uh levitorum |
| 02:15:37:00 | 02:15:41:02 | Steve [GM] | If you could hide to Levatorum in the twinkling of an ass. |
| 02:15:37:03 | 02:15:37:23 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:37:18 | 02:15:39:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | If you could hire to Levatorum. |
| 02:15:42:25 | 02:15:43:21 | Dave [Xeros] | levatorum before |
| 02:15:42:26 | 02:15:43:15 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:15:44:29 | 02:15:46:17 | Steve [GM] | That one’s spelled with a G-H |
| 02:15:47:04 | 02:15:50:14 | Dave [Xeros] | oh okay i hide somewhere else then |
| 02:15:51:02 | 02:15:51:25 | Chris [TBD] | the hippie wizard |
| 02:15:54:02 | 02:15:56:28 | Steve [GM] | think I even wrote it down It wasn’t very good |
| 02:16:01:01 | 02:16:07:29 | Steve [GM] | what the crap was I thinking? I think it was one of those like, I wrote the idea and I’m like I’ll come back to this I didn’t come back To it |
| 02:16:02:07 | 02:16:03:06 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:16:02:22 | 02:16:04:13 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I think it was one of those, like… |
| 02:16:04:11 | 02:16:12:02 | Brin [Basil] | What I think we’ll say is take it too. |
| 02:16:10:05 | 02:16:13:15 | Steve [GM] | we’ll say is that You make it to And looking at The map again |
| 02:16:12:02 | 02:16:21:03 | Brin [Basil] | So you need to automatically drive people |
| 02:16:16:06 | 02:16:25:04 | Steve [GM] | so you made it through the mantle arrive in the pearl and then you worked through the barren drift. So, |
| 02:16:16:07 | 02:16:23:27 | Dave [Xeros] | if you concocted that idea we’re gonna |
| 02:16:22:13 | 02:16:27:08 | Brin [Basil] | so you’re going to be right in this video. |
| 02:16:23:27 | 02:16:37:14 | Dave [Xeros] | have to work some things out only |
| 02:16:25:06 | 02:16:35:08 | Steve [GM] | you’re going to be right at this area when we come back whatever whenever that may be and we will see if you can make it up to Levatorum how long |
| 02:16:39:19 | 02:16:40:24 | Chris [TBD] | did you think we were going to get |
| 02:16:40:26 | 02:16:43:00 | Brin [Basil] | Like I said, |
| 02:16:42:20 | 02:16:54:08 | Steve [GM] | I said like we could have rolled and if we had then we would have done just one of those random encounters and then we would have been at the you know at the gates but i figured |
| 02:16:56:03 | 02:17:00:11 | Chris [TBD] | great well we did exactly that. Sort of We’re down below the gates |
| 02:17:03:08 | 02:17:05:13 | Chris [TBD] | Just barely |
| 02:17:05:11 | 02:17:06:25 | Steve [GM] | as strong is your faith |
| 02:17:08:10 | 02:17:09:18 | Chris [TBD] | [laughter] |
| 02:17:08:10 | 02:17:09:18 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | [laughter] |
| 02:17:08:10 | 02:17:09:28 | Brin [Basil] | [laughter] |
| 02:17:08:19 | 02:17:10:26 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | [laughter] |
| 02:17:13:22 | 02:17:19:03 | Chris [TBD] | This has been a lot of fun already Pure gold |
| 02:17:13:27 | 02:17:19:19 | Jesse [Foulclaw] | facing a lot of persecution here thank you steve that was very good |
| 02:17:15:02 | 02:17:16:16 | Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins] | I’m sorry, I missed the beginning. |
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