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The Answer Is Conversion

Steve as GM · Hayley as Gypsy Jenkins · Chris as TBD · Dave as Xeros · Jesse as Foulclaw · Brin as Basil

Above the Clouds

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Basil], Chris [TBD], Dave [Xeros], Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins], Jesse [Foulclaw], Steve [GM] Utterances: 2425 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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00:00:01:0300:00:08:20Steve [GM]Okay, I here we are beginning session one of our
00:00:01:0900:00:11:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, we’re
00:00:06:0100:00:09:19Dave [Xeros]Oh my. After a quiet year?
00:00:08:0100:00:15:14Chris [TBD]TTRPG actual play podcast.
00:00:08:2000:00:15:29Steve [GM]no longer quiet year. We have finally arrived and if
00:00:09:1900:00:30:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s
00:00:15:2900:00:23:02Steve [GM]you all recall, we live in a nice little city called
00:00:28:2200:00:34:28Chris [TBD]of the city, got it.
00:00:30:0200:00:41:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]in three areas across the river right now for a time.
00:00:30:0900:00:40:10Dave [Xeros]three areas so it’s New Old, Ideas and the Commons. So it depends on what part we’re in because if we’re across the river we are in Ideas.
00:00:40:1000:00:45:03Dave [Xeros]If we’re on the island then we are on New Old. And if we were on the mainland its uh…the commons.
00:00:46:0600:00:55:19Steve [GM]and uh the three of you are buddies you’ve known each other for uh quite a while i guess four of
00:00:55:1900:01:04:22Steve [GM]we have nortol the tortle that’s my character um he is he is uh i think of him as just like
00:00:56:1700:00:56:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah?
00:00:59:1700:01:01:18Chris [TBD]Oh you are going to play him while you DM.
00:01:04:2200:01:16:06Steve [GM]the ai control npc yeah so he’s he won’t be making decisions or anything really um he’s at this point in his life he’s
00:01:07:1600:01:08:12Dave [Xeros]NPC
00:01:08:1000:01:08:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:01:17:0800:01:27:29Steve [GM]got this cigar addiction He’s kind of had a rough time really balancing his monkish desires and the desires of the flesh So, he’s just at that point where he needs
00:01:27:2900:01:38:19Steve [GM]to be around others but not be in charge He just needs to follow for a little while So, she’s going to be there He’ll do a flurry of blows when necessary
00:01:35:1000:01:36:11Dave [Xeros]is he
00:01:36:2100:01:45:08Jesse [Foulclaw]he sounds a little unstable if i’m getting this right slow
00:01:42:2400:01:44:12Steve [GM]I mean, he is a turtle
00:01:45:0500:01:47:27Chris [TBD]flew a little too close to the sun
00:01:45:0800:01:49:07Jesse [Foulclaw]and steadily losing his mind
00:01:47:2000:01:53:15Dave [Xeros]looking to like find someone to lay some eggs with and abandon him on a
00:01:53:0300:01:53:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:01:54:0200:02:02:00Steve [GM]just that’s part of his life journey that he has to figure out yeah but at this point he’s just gotta kind of take it easy so uh yeah
00:02:02:0000:02:08:23Steve [GM]nordal the twirtle he is a monk uh and he’s he’s a turtle it’s in the name uh
00:02:08:2300:02:17:18Steve [GM]uh and uh he he is at he is very athletic he is the uncle rico of our group who
00:02:10:0600:02:19:14Dave [Xeros]I bet I could throw a football over those mountains
00:02:17:1800:02:18:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:02:17:2800:02:22:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:02:17:2800:02:24:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:02:18:2800:02:25:26Steve [GM]she he has a football on his mini to indicate his incredible athletic prowess
00:02:19:0600:02:21:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:02:19:0600:02:21:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:02:19:0900:02:25:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I forgot that.
00:02:20:0100:02:27:29Chris [TBD]so was he looking for a time machine this whole time?
00:02:24:0400:02:27:16Jesse [Foulclaw]i forgot about his athleticism
00:02:27:2500:02:28:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:02:28:1000:02:28:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah.
00:02:28:1000:02:37:10Steve [GM]maybe that’s it you know he’s searching he’s just he’s Just search yeah
00:02:32:2000:02:38:17Jesse [Foulclaw]still on his way to its prime, he’s just slow and steadily going to
00:02:40:0000:02:43:03Chris [TBD]one single race and it just never left his head.
00:02:43:2100:02:55:11Steve [GM]he is an appreciator of the fine music that has been developed in it yes and new old and commons and has grown up
00:02:55:1100:03:06:15Steve [GM]in the century past uh the forgotten hour as the people call it and his that that has led him to
00:03:06:1500:03:10:23Steve [GM]being kind of a roadie for none other than TBD
00:03:12:0600:03:16:29Chris [TBD]That is not his voice, I’m still trying to figure it out. Maybe it is that, maybe it’s not. Not sure.
00:03:16:0400:03:19:14Steve [GM]The Schwarzenegger. Every voice you do is Schwarzeneger, let’s see.
00:03:19:2300:03:22:22Chris [TBD]Hey Joshua! No, see I can’t even do it on the spot.
00:03:22:2100:03:23:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:03:23:0100:03:23:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:03:23:0100:03:23:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:03:23:0100:03:24:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:03:26:0500:03:34:28Chris [TBD]I always have to do the trigger right? It’s get to the chopper Okay, I got Schwarzenegger in now No, it’s still more that’s still really Bjorn-ish.
00:03:33:1700:03:36:26Jesse [Foulclaw]you gotta go you gotta go deeper get to the chopper
00:03:34:0700:03:35:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a lord-ish.
00:03:37:1300:03:38:17Steve [GM]Yeah, a little guttural.
00:03:39:1200:03:45:04Chris [TBD]I think the joke should just be my accents are so bad that it’s funny and we’ll
00:03:45:0100:03:50:11Dave [Xeros]uh can you tell us about TBD though
00:03:45:0400:03:51:20Chris [TBD]just go with that. Are we going?
00:03:48:1000:03:49:00Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s good
00:03:48:1400:03:51:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Can you tell us about what we’re going?
00:03:51:2200:03:52:17Steve [GM]We are going.
00:03:51:2500:03:54:00Jesse [Foulclaw]besides his accent skills
00:03:53:2600:03:57:05Chris [TBD]Well, TBD is a giant
00:03:58:1100:03:59:22Chris [TBD]Goliath about
00:04:03:1300:04:06:01Chris [TBD]is a rock and roll star
00:04:07:2000:04:09:29Steve [GM]a rock and roll star or does he think it’s a rock star?
00:04:08:2600:04:17:26Dave [Xeros]think it’ll play out though when you know it’s really more how the fans react while you’re walking
00:04:10:1700:04:20:28Chris [TBD]a good question that is a really good question. That is the rumors going around is he thinks
00:04:11:1700:04:11:25Jesse [Foulclaw]a really
00:04:20:2800:04:25:01Chris [TBD]he’s a rock and roll star but maybe he just is and
00:04:25:0800:04:28:15Jesse [Foulclaw]roadies at one point so i feel like he’s got some status
00:04:33:2400:04:34:24Chris [TBD]He’s a wizard
00:04:37:2200:04:44:24Chris [TBD]to be 100% honest I feel like you guys know as much about him as I do
00:04:47:2400:04:48:27Chris [TBD]I think I know myself
00:04:49:1000:04:57:24Jesse [Foulclaw]you know You know who I’m picturing is, you know Thor in like the last The Avengers? No no no no.
00:04:51:1300:04:52:13Chris [TBD]Is that what I said?
00:04:58:0000:05:05:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Like when he’s kind of burnt out right and he’s like yeah he’s got a fat Thor And he’s kinda lost his…
00:04:59:0400:05:00:17Chris [TBD]Where he’s… Yeah, yeah.
00:05:02:1000:05:03:01Chris [TBD]Fat Thor.
00:05:06:0800:05:10:22Chris [TBD]I think that is the direction that he looks that way. He’s older.
00:05:07:0800:05:08:16Jesse [Foulclaw]That’s kind if what I’m pictureing
00:05:11:1300:05:12:20Steve [GM]he hasn’t gone to seed though
00:05:13:0900:05:21:13Chris [TBD]he’s a has-been yet because he’s definitely got some power behind him but he’s on the pathway to a has been and he’s not careful we’re going to turn this around
00:05:21:0500:05:22:29Jesse [Foulclaw]It’s a natural progression of a musician
00:05:21:1600:05:28:20Steve [GM]He’s kind of like Yeah, he still thinks that Classic rock What we call classic rock is cutting edge
00:05:28:2900:05:34:13Chris [TBD]like the 60s and 70s were it and he was trying to catch up
00:05:34:1600:05:35:26Jesse [Foulclaw]Ooh you know it’d be cool
00:05:34:2200:05:38:15Steve [GM]He doesn’t even accept Metallica Black Album As canon
00:05:34:2400:05:41:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]He doesn’t even touch the power, he’s changed his hand to that.
00:05:38:1200:05:39:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:05:39:1300:05:40:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Things changed
00:05:39:2600:05:47:13Steve [GM]It ends at Master of Puppets After they lost Cliff They lost it all
00:05:41:0800:05:42:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:05:42:2600:05:43:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:05:43:0200:05:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t know who they are you know it’d be cool
00:05:45:2700:05:47:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That really wasn’t like a gloss at all.
00:05:47:1100:05:48:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:05:48:0700:05:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw]you know what would be cool is if he have you seen yesterday yeah you know how he’s the only one who knows the beatles right something happens what would Be Cool is like The Apocalypse everybody else like
00:05:53:1900:05:54:04Chris [TBD]Yes
00:05:59:1100:06:07:23Jesse [Foulclaw]loses all the previous music that was existed before but like TBD still has like the memory of like all the famous artists who existed before.
00:06:08:0800:06:19:27Chris [TBD]I like
00:06:08:2700:06:14:17Dave [Xeros]Like it was given to him Oh man Yes
00:06:08:2700:06:14:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh man Oh, yes.
00:06:09:1800:06:11:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:06:09:1800:06:11:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:06:09:2800:06:11:16Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:06:09:2800:06:11:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:06:10:2800:06:13:24Brin [Basil]Oh man, I told you.
00:06:13:1700:06:17:02Steve [GM]man puts his hands on his shoulders And he’s like ready to rock
00:06:15:1100:06:15:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:06:18:1900:06:20:13Dave [Xeros]Remember classic rock
00:06:18:2400:06:21:27Steve [GM]we’re back in black.
00:06:18:2900:06:24:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]We’re about to throw you back in some months of death.
00:06:19:1300:06:21:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Seek and destroy!
00:06:19:2700:06:28:05Chris [TBD]this I think that’s there’s something to that anyways yeah
00:06:26:1100:06:29:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, anyways, can you just remind us what…
00:06:27:1400:06:30:26Dave [Xeros]remind us What TBD’s actual name is though
00:06:31:0600:06:37:00Chris [TBD]Trevarius Bjornegar Deek
00:06:38:0400:06:39:03Steve [GM]D-I-K
00:06:40:0700:06:42:01Steve [GM]No one can ever mispronounce
00:06:40:2300:06:43:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Sounds like a double E in there
00:06:44:2500:06:48:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Is it both the guy and the BIP?
00:06:47:0800:06:53:03Chris [TBD]T-B-D for short
00:06:55:2000:06:59:09Chris [TBD]I think that’s all I can say about him so far.
00:07:02:2000:07:06:29Chris [TBD]totally jacked. Oh yeah, physical appearance, yep. Goliath tall
00:07:08:0200:07:09:18Chris [TBD]massive white beard
00:07:10:1800:07:11:28Chris [TBD]and
00:07:13:0800:07:22:19Chris [TBD]super muscle. Now are they glamour muscles? You bet you they are. Absolutely.
00:07:18:1700:07:22:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh so he’s stepping up.
00:07:25:0700:07:33:24Chris [TBD]super strong. He’s got a 12 strength plus one but he does have a good-looking body.
00:07:36:0900:07:38:10Jesse [Foulclaw]not He’s still, he’s… Yeah.
00:07:37:0600:07:42:02Chris [TBD]Not yet, yet. How old is he? I have no idea. We’re going to find out.
00:07:45:1800:07:52:19Chris [TBD]His white beard makes him look older But he has a Goliath and that’s just something they got at a young age
00:07:52:2200:07:57:17Steve [GM]And as far as the musical abilities of everybody and
00:07:58:0600:08:05:08Steve [GM]in this cadre of friends we also have zeros that’s what i
00:08:03:0000:08:10:16Dave [Xeros]yes his name’s eros um if uh he i he doesn’t take too kindly to that he is um
00:08:04:0700:08:11:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]okay so
00:08:04:2400:08:05:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:08:11:0500:08:20:05Dave [Xeros]Okay, so he found himself at the precipice right after high school. He joined a boy band that got really,
00:08:11:2200:08:20:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So he found himself at Precipice right out of high school going to a boy band that got really, really sweet.
00:08:20:0800:08:31:29Dave [Xeros]really successful named Year Eros with an X. The X is silent. So if you spell it – yeah, yeah, ja, ja. But it’s okay.
00:08:21:2100:08:23:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Named Peer Eros.
00:08:27:1300:08:29:07Steve [GM]This is like the Oneeders.
00:08:28:1800:08:29:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, yeah!
00:08:32:0600:08:42:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah, Year Eroos. Everyone kind of kept on saying Year Zeroes but he got over it because I I mean, the fans just flocked to him.
00:08:33:2300:08:40:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Everyone kind of kept on thinking about the heroes but he got over it because they had a lot
00:08:43:0100:08:53:09Dave [Xeros]What he found out unfortunately is about five, 10 years into the whole boy band thing once you leave being not necessarily
00:08:43:2600:08:51:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]We found out about 5, 10 years into that thing to
00:08:51:1900:08:58:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]the 30
00:08:53:0900:09:02:29Dave [Xeros]prepubescent but when you kind of move into the 30 -year -old boy people just stop noticing.
00:09:02:2900:09:11:10Dave [Xeros]I mean, you really have to go solo at that point in order for you to really – yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:09:09:2700:09:10:28Steve [GM]Justin Timberlake?
00:09:10:1500:09:21:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah yeah, we’ve really got to be right? right yeah yes so
00:09:11:2000:09:15:04Dave [Xeros]You’ve really got – I mean J.C. Chazay, right?
00:09:16:0700:09:17:26Steve [GM]You’re either Justin or you’re nobody.
00:09:17:2300:09:18:23Dave [Xeros]Yeah, okay.
00:09:20:1000:09:21:22Brin [Basil]so
00:09:21:1300:09:22:14Steve [GM]What species…
00:09:21:1400:09:35:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]he is also a
00:09:22:0300:09:28:19Dave [Xeros]So he is a tiefling. He’s an interesting tiefling though because he is actually a black-skinned tieflinger.
00:09:28:1900:09:36:27Dave [Xeros]He has gold tattoos so he doesn’t really wear a lot of clothes He just wears pants so that he can show them off.
00:09:35:1400:09:45:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]much like which I mean he
00:09:37:0100:09:43:16Dave [Xeros]And also, I mean much like TBD which I mean actually we know each other from a while back
00:09:45:0400:09:57:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]but no
00:09:47:0100:09:54:29Dave [Xeros]He is very aesthetic He’s very jacked But he actually does have a pretty good straight line It’s a whole negative one
00:09:55:1400:09:58:04Chris [TBD]Oh, so you’re not strong either.
00:09:57:1300:10:08:26Dave [Xeros]No no not even remotely Yeah yeah well that’s the thing is like he, well no. He actually as the front man of Year Zero’s
00:09:57:1900:10:07:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]not yeah well that’s the thing Well, no. He actually has a front man of
00:09:58:2500:10:04:29Steve [GM]You needed roadies, but you didn’t have an instrument. Your voice was your instrument, right?
00:09:59:2000:10:04:02Jesse [Foulclaw]You’re going to be lifting everything.
00:10:03:2500:10:04:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:10:10:2800:10:12:07Dave [Xeros]Eros you’re Eros
00:10:13:1300:10:15:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:10:15:2500:10:18:25Dave [Xeros]As the lead manager he actually has a
00:10:15:2900:10:16:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]As
00:10:20:1400:10:25:00Dave [Xeros]violin so he plays the violin and he plays it very very well
00:10:21:0900:10:24:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]and he plays very young.
00:10:25:1500:10:32:00Steve [GM]Boyd Tinsley from the Dave Matthews Band. He’s completely jacked, but not strong. But violin.
00:10:31:1900:10:35:08Dave [Xeros]But I mean he can tickle strings right
00:10:32:0400:10:43:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]the rock star Aeros
00:10:36:0900:10:43:18Dave [Xeros]very handsome i mean um and like like TBD like likes to think he’s a rock star like eros
00:10:43:2600:10:50:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]genuinely was very hot. So he walks through a room, yeah I mean
00:10:44:1200:10:44:27Steve [GM]was.
00:10:44:2700:10:56:05Dave [Xeros]genuinely was very popular so like if he walks into a room people know who he is yeah i mean he’sa very hot uh tiefling man um with with gold uh
00:10:44:2800:10:59:05Chris [TBD]yeah that’s only because you’re good okay how’s your
00:10:50:2900:10:58:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]he’s very hot, so constrictive
00:10:56:0500:11:05:24Dave [Xeros]gold gold pinstriping um uh my charisma was amazing actually uh that was my highest stat yes
00:10:59:0500:11:08:13Chris [TBD]how’s charisma. Okay, I figured he’s great
00:11:00:1100:11:02:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]My crew is in the back of his face
00:11:03:2600:11:05:08Steve [GM]Because you’re a bard.
00:11:05:0100:11:05:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yes
00:11:05:2400:11:14:05Dave [Xeros]yeah um so he’s great and and he’s very likeful uh he does uh probably i mean kind of like the whole idea
00:11:07:2900:11:15:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]He’s great And he’s really delightful He does get child star
00:11:14:0500:11:25:19Dave [Xeros]of the child star um he he got he drinks a little bit too much maybe participates in other things along the side so a lot of well I mean
00:11:16:2700:11:25:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]He got recently So a lot of this stuff Well I mean
00:11:23:2900:11:24:15Jesse [Foulclaw]brothels
00:11:25:1900:11:31:06Dave [Xeros]he is a tiefling I mean debauchery is his middle name but
00:11:27:2300:11:35:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I mean, he remembers
00:11:32:1300:11:33:05Dave [Xeros]he
00:11:34:1600:11:46:12Dave [Xeros]remembers a lot of things but we don’t necessarily know if what he remembers is actually the truth because the psychotropics that he was on in his young
00:11:35:1000:11:44:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]a lot of things but don’t necessarily know if what you remember is exactly the psychotropics that he was on.
00:11:44:0100:11:49:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]and a young man would play as well.
00:11:47:1500:11:56:20Dave [Xeros]manhood played a lot of tricks on um so yeah I mean that’s that’s Eros uh he’s he’s hot
00:11:51:0300:11:55:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So, yeah, that’s Eros’ age.
00:11:54:2600:12:00:16Jesse [Foulclaw]can you tell us a little bit about his childhood and his parents
00:11:57:1500:12:07:26Dave [Xeros]hot uh yeah yeah so he um he has siblings right but the weird thing is
00:12:01:0500:12:11:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, so he has siblings, right? But the weird thing is his father
00:12:07:2600:12:18:19Dave [Xeros]his mother is a tiefling um his father uh is an is an Asimir supposedly this
00:12:16:0400:12:20:15Chris [TBD]Oh, they got freaky.
00:12:18:1900:12:24:20Dave [Xeros]is the interesting side though because all of his brothers and sisters are like not colored black
00:12:19:1900:12:27:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Both brothers and sisters are not colorful, so they’re
00:12:25:0400:12:33:22Dave [Xeros]so um so they are all tieflings but they’re like you know more like a a blondish hue like a
00:12:27:2000:12:33:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]all more like a blonde -ish, right?
00:12:33:2200:12:43:27Dave [Xeros]an asimir tiefling mix right um and so he’s trying to figure out you know when you get to like 18 and you know your
00:12:38:0300:12:39:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And so he’s trying to figure out.
00:12:41:0300:12:46:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]When you get to 18 stars…
00:12:43:2700:12:47:08Dave [Xeros]pop star, you start looking into some of these
00:12:48:1400:12:59:23Dave [Xeros]questions about your childhood when you start look at your brothers and sisters am I just the ugly duckling or the black swan right? You don’t really know so yeah
00:13:00:0100:13:02:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]He’s definitely…
00:13:00:1200:13:06:02Dave [Xeros]he’s definitely trying to search and find what the truth is because the truth is out there
00:13:08:1900:13:09:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:13:08:2500:13:13:12Steve [GM]the speed with which we all started doing that
00:13:10:2200:13:15:13Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay, okay
00:13:12:1400:13:13:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:13:12:1400:13:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:13:12:1400:13:14:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:13:13:0400:13:14:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:13:14:0600:13:18:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, okay, I’ll say Eros is that.
00:13:14:2200:13:20:05Dave [Xeros]Okay, okay. I’ll stop talking. Eros is a fun character. He’s going to have
00:13:20:2300:13:21:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Yes
00:13:23:1400:13:24:19Dave [Xeros]to Falkalof
00:13:25:0800:13:34:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yes um foul claw um well he knows eros
00:13:34:2000:13:45:19Jesse [Foulclaw]um yes um we’ll get we’ll we’ll go to that let me back up a little bit but um um i’m
00:13:36:0300:13:37:13Dave [Xeros]We’ve been on adventures together
00:13:41:0600:13:41:16Dave [Xeros]Okay
00:13:45:1900:13:46:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m foul cloth
00:13:49:1100:14:00:03Jesse [Foulclaw]trying to decide if that’s a nickname still has the real names america but uh i it was uh
00:14:03:1000:14:08:08Chris [TBD]your human size or Outsize. Okay.
00:14:07:1900:14:18:25Jesse [Foulclaw]size yeah yeah so i’m medium i’m an owlin um and i am a sorcerer got some spells
00:14:18:2500:14:29:29Jesse [Foulclaw]that i’ve learned um i’ve spent most of my life um at the monastery slash university of idios well
00:14:29:2900:14:32:17Jesse [Foulclaw]that was a class that was
00:14:32:2900:14:34:20Steve [GM]the animal people class
00:14:33:1800:14:34:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:14:34:2100:14:43:09Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah uh-huh we had to take an animal it was a very discriminating class but we had to take that uh-huh times have changed times are times are different
00:14:41:2800:14:42:10Steve [GM]back then
00:14:42:0200:14:50:22Dave [Xeros]See this is the thing is i remember trying to um take that class and i wasn’t allowed in so um well you know
00:14:42:1700:14:51:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I remember trying to take that class, well this
00:14:50:2200:14:58:13Dave [Xeros]i tried to audit the class more than anything else because well this
00:14:51:0600:15:02:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is the thing is I can go and play a show at the office.
00:14:54:2800:14:57:26Steve [GM]probably just on tour too often to actually get any credit
00:14:59:0800:15:05:01Dave [Xeros]showed up to play a show at the college and i was only there for three days but i tried
00:15:02:2800:15:10:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And it was only there for every day so they tried something and things were like…
00:15:05:0100:15:13:14Dave [Xeros]to audit the class for two days and um they just were like no but i did i did meet you there
00:15:13:0600:15:24:21Jesse [Foulclaw]yes yes i think that’s how we met um was it your show um well i i have attended the university or the monastery most of my life they
00:15:25:1400:15:28:13Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ve been sent there very young so i’ve ben
00:15:29:2500:15:40:25Jesse [Foulclaw]this name still need to work on the university of videos um something that starts with a b and y would be great but i couldn’t think
00:15:40:2500:15:47:24Jesse [Foulclaw]so the church’s university is where i spent most of my time and uh i was
00:15:48:1800:15:59:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]right.
00:15:53:1600:15:54:26Dave [Xeros]we need to figure this out
00:15:54:2100:15:55:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:15:58:1400:16:01:06Dave [Xeros]all right oh i’m putting a pin in that
00:16:01:1100:16:10:12Jesse [Foulclaw]um so i attended i was i joined the university it was motivated by my conversion deeply uh
00:16:10:2800:16:15:12Jesse [Foulclaw]committed to the church of idios mainly to the founder
00:16:18:0700:16:28:20Dave [Xeros]well hello whatever side you want it’s let’s just say we’re actually just doing introductions with our characters
00:16:18:2100:16:19:26Chris [TBD]Whatever side you want.
00:16:20:0100:16:20:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Whatever side?
00:16:28:0800:16:31:29Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah technically you’ve been sitting here the whole time we just haven’t got to you yet
00:16:28:2000:16:34:15Dave [Xeros]right now yeah yeah so it’s more just a cut-in At this point.
00:16:30:0900:16:30:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah.
00:16:30:1900:16:41:08Steve [GM]very very quiet polite listening attentively no not sending us off on random tangents of
00:16:35:2800:16:37:23Chris [TBD]Yes, not interrupting.
00:16:38:1200:16:39:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:16:39:0400:16:43:15Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my gosh
00:16:40:1900:16:41:08Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:16:41:1100:16:44:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well, you know, yeah.
00:16:42:0300:16:49:04Brin [Basil]is this it?
00:16:42:0700:16:42:26Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:16:42:0700:16:43:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:16:43:0300:16:47:26Dave [Xeros]Well, you know we get some TBDs oh man
00:16:47:0100:16:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:16:48:0500:16:59:10Jesse [Foulclaw]it’ll happen so anyway
00:16:53:0300:16:55:15Brin [Basil]No, that’s okay. That’s okay.
00:16:59:1200:17:15:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So anyway, but there
00:17:00:0200:17:09:17Jesse [Foulclaw]I was just introducing Fowcloth that’s my nickname real name yet to be disclosed or figured out
00:17:09:1700:17:13:20Jesse [Foulclaw]a lot of self-discovery happening
00:17:10:2500:17:12:11Steve [GM]lot of self -discovery on this journey
00:17:12:2000:17:15:00Chris [TBD]I will be more prepared next time.
00:17:14:2200:17:18:05Dave [Xeros]there is a lot of backstory if you get into the Google Doc
00:17:19:0800:17:21:07Dave [Xeros]just because first come first serve
00:17:19:1800:17:24:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s because there’s one area in particular.
00:17:21:1300:17:23:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:22:1400:17:27:04Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s one area in particular with a lot of backstory and they google that yes
00:17:25:1800:17:26:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:27:1000:17:28:06Steve [GM]brothel addiction
00:17:28:0500:17:30:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:17:28:1800:17:31:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yes? Yeah, we’ll get there. That’s great.
00:17:28:2400:17:30:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:29:0300:17:31:09Dave [Xeros]yeah, we’ll get there it’s great
00:17:29:1300:17:30:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:17:30:2200:17:40:11Jesse [Foulclaw]so i basically i enrolled i attended the uh church’s university out of this deep conversion
00:17:40:1100:17:49:23Jesse [Foulclaw]to their leader their doctrines um however when attending the university i discovered it wasn’t
00:17:49:2300:18:01:05Jesse [Foulclaw]quite what i expected some of the students and the policies didn’t quite live up to certain standards um so i had a little bit of a hard time with the university itself but i’m deeply
00:18:01:0500:18:05:24Jesse [Foulclaw]congruent to the doctrine itself okay exactly
00:18:01:2000:18:09:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s because the doctrine and the cultural and doctrinary parts.
00:18:03:0900:18:06:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s like because the doctrine and the
00:18:07:1100:18:09:17Steve [GM]culture and doctrine are two different things
00:18:07:2900:18:11:06Dave [Xeros]culture and doctrine are two different things right? Okay.
00:18:10:1700:18:14:17Jesse [Foulclaw]exactly exactly so as a result i’ve spent a lot of my time isolated
00:18:15:2800:18:26:12Jesse [Foulclaw]from a lot students and peers in the which time i have become very familiar with um i’ve developed a certain set of skills
00:18:26:1200:18:35:10Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i i spent a lot of time with plants and studying herbology so i know a little bit
00:18:35:1000:18:45:27Jesse [Foulclaw]about medicines potentially healing uh and i am
00:18:45:2700:18:56:20Jesse [Foulclaw]i am also fairly acrobatic i’m just going to throw that out there not strong but i do have some i have some dexterity
00:18:56:2500:19:04:07Jesse [Foulclaw]that uh yeah squirrely yes
00:19:04:0700:19:12:00Jesse [Foulclaw]um that’s that’s pretty much um oh and then i met uh so as a
00:19:12:0000:19:19:07Jesse [Foulclaw]result of not being extremely studious because of the uh disfavor with the university a little bit
00:19:19:0700:19:26:14Jesse [Foulclaw]um i wasn’t super studious so uh in order to graduate and finish my classes
00:19:26:1400:19:35:10Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ve taken an alternate route that was presented for no no well so they offered me
00:19:35:1000:19:40:17Jesse [Foulclaw]internship yes uh I had the opportunity for an internship
00:19:40:1700:19:49:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um an extended part two -part potentially internship the first began with eros that’s
00:19:49:0200:19:58:28Jesse [Foulclaw]how we met we went on a little adventure together and that’s kind of why i’m here now because i’m kind of finishing last my credits uh to finish my major
00:20:00:1400:20:02:20Steve [GM]and what was your major again sorry i got distracted
00:20:02:0800:20:07:19Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m still working on the name um i want to say something like
00:20:09:0900:20:13:27Jesse [Foulclaw]what did i write down here uh applied proselytizing
00:20:14:1200:20:16:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:20:14:1200:20:16:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:20:17:0500:20:24:23Steve [GM]oh wow we will see how you feel about this journey
00:20:18:0700:20:23:15Jesse [Foulclaw]something something along those lines i’m still working. I don’t quite remember the name
00:20:25:2000:20:36:13Chris [TBD]guys we’ll come better prepared next time and do real character I mean, more character introductions and we’ll get this right.
00:20:38:1800:20:44:14Steve [GM]it’s all right do you want to give a quick overview of what your character is and
00:20:43:0900:20:55:09Brin [Basil]Yeah, and I didn’t go out any of those questions. Yeah, I’m so sorry. I have too many kids in too many baseball games. Okay. It’s the worst. I’m still serious.
00:20:55:2100:21:05:22Brin [Basil]okay so basically i
00:20:58:2000:20:59:17Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re not
00:21:05:2200:21:15:27Brin [Basil]guess now it’s five um so speak speak right into it even though this is
00:21:15:2700:21:22:28Brin [Basil]weird because i don’t have headphones on um so basically I haven’t really heard your introduction
00:21:22:2800:21:34:10Brin [Basil]yet but I kind of okay just your stuff okay okay great yeah cuz I feel like I feel
00:21:25:1100:21:31:02Steve [GM]our relationship at all, I just said that I was an athlete with a cigar addiction and trying to figure out who I am.
00:21:34:1000:21:40:26Brin [Basil]like um our relationship is kind of going to be i don’t know like because in my head this is
00:21:40:2600:21:47:27Brin [Basil]this is what I wanted for basketball but um I kind of disconnected myself a little bit because
00:21:54:1100:22:02:24Brin [Basil]oh heck yeah here it oh this is great um I was really pissed off about our race so
00:22:02:2400:22:13:21Brin [Basil]So, not our race as in like ethnicity. As in the tortoise and the famous legend.
00:22:07:2900:22:10:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:22:09:2400:22:10:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well, yeah, that’s fine.
00:22:10:0600:22:11:22Steve [GM]that time we ran around…
00:22:10:1000:22:12:14Jesse [Foulclaw]you can be mad about that too
00:22:14:2300:22:15:28Steve [GM]Xeros’ thing.
00:22:18:1500:22:22:02Brin [Basil]So I kind of ventured off…
00:22:22:2400:22:30:06Steve [GM]that you are a haragon yeah and uh you and nortle
00:22:26:0100:22:26:27Brin [Basil]Yes, my hair is gone.
00:22:30:0600:22:41:01Steve [GM]are siblings half siblings and i’m a tortle so i’m like human size but as a turtle as a turtel but you are
00:22:31:2800:22:42:10Brin [Basil]Yeah, half siblings somehow. Yes? i’m a heron turtle
00:22:43:2900:22:54:05Chris [TBD]Now, that’s the question I have. Is it that you come from a family of turtles and you’re the only bunny person? Or is it the other way
00:22:50:2600:22:51:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:22:54:0500:23:03:19Chris [TBD]around a family or bunnies and there’s one turtle who just does not realize it yet? Family of Turtles.
00:22:59:2300:23:02:22Brin [Basil]I think it’s from the family of turtles
00:23:00:0900:23:07:04Steve [GM]like poe and but you’re you’re a regular hair size right like you’re not
00:23:04:0100:23:15:18Brin [Basil]yeah so I had yeah and on when I was making the character I made my height
00:23:15:1800:23:24:02Brin [Basil]a little bit more because first of all you can’t even go below
00:23:24:0200:23:35:26Brin [Basil]three feet and so i was like all right cool we’re gonna be yeah we’re going to be four feet no really though i’m not kidding you i even looked at like the little side animals that you can have
00:23:24:1900:23:25:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:23:24:2900:23:25:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:23:27:2500:23:29:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:23:35:2600:23:45:19Brin [Basil]in the back and was like maybe i’ll just put them on it don’t see the money but i was like i need clothes although they said so i decided to be 4 feet instead so i’m a little
00:23:37:0300:23:38:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:23:45:1900:23:55:18Brin [Basil]bit i’m just a little bit taller i must have but i love that anyways so my your mother
00:23:46:2100:23:47:11Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:23:56:0600:24:05:13Brin [Basil]got a little frisky with a hair freaky and then that’s what i came into the picture
00:24:04:1200:24:07:20Steve [GM]there’s magic in love and literal magic in this place so
00:24:05:1300:24:12:10Brin [Basil]and i was the only one of the litter that survived because other ones were so deformed
00:24:12:1000:24:23:09Brin [Basil]and strange looking yeah right whoa that’s
00:24:12:2700:24:14:02Dave [Xeros]oh that’s great
00:24:13:2500:24:15:06Chris [TBD]Oh my…
00:24:15:1100:24:15:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:24:17:0900:24:23:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]there’s reasons why rapists have that air about me
00:24:17:1000:24:22:23Dave [Xeros]there’s a reason why rabbits have that you know air about them right
00:24:23:0900:24:27:21Brin [Basil]right exactly exactly so that was kind of the thought
00:24:28:1000:24:37:13Brin [Basil]some somehow seduced a turtle and then um so i kind of i didn’t know like really anything about
00:24:38:1400:24:50:14Brin [Basil]my dad but he was yada yada other than like he had a crazy it’s like a crazy boxer past is kind of what I was thinking exactly yeah I kind of took
00:24:47:1700:24:48:23Steve [GM]hence why you’re a fighter
00:24:50:1400:24:50:21Brin [Basil]it like
00:24:51:2700:25:03:05Brin [Basil]I’m kind of mean and I’m sassy, you know what I mean? People piss me off really easily. That’s kinda… Yes! YES by this size! And so that’s kind of a thing.
00:24:57:0300:25:00:22Steve [GM]and they always underestimate you judge you by their size do they
00:25:01:2900:25:11:23Dave [Xeros]yeah we have a past with that by the way i don’t know if you read that so uh anyway yep yep
00:25:02:0700:25:07:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah we don’t know how to do it right now, so…
00:25:03:2500:25:04:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:25:04:1400:25:05:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:25:09:0100:25:11:05Steve [GM]got punched in the face after hitting on her
00:25:11:0600:25:13:04Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:25:11:0600:25:13:04Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:25:11:0600:25:13:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:25:11:0600:25:13:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:25:11:1600:25:13:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:25:12:2600:25:13:11Brin [Basil]yes
00:25:12:2800:25:20:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was wrong. My band wasn’t tall, so it’s
00:25:13:0500:25:20:03Dave [Xeros]yeah i was i was drunk my band just dissolved so uh you know it’s rough it was it was
00:25:19:2700:25:27:19Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh oh my gosh I can’t believe that I haven’t linked with this yet I’m looking at this right now it’s freaking awesome gosh
00:25:27:1200:25:38:11Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay, yeah
00:25:28:2700:25:34:01Steve [GM]font gets smaller and smaller in that particular box because you kept going but you needed
00:25:30:1100:25:37:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, yeah, well, because I had to explain that plus pull the same for your brother thing.
00:25:31:0000:25:36:23Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah well because i i had to explain the lustful sangria rose
00:25:31:1100:25:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:25:31:1100:25:34:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:25:33:0800:25:33:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:25:38:0500:25:41:02Dave [Xeros]so that yep, yep. The succubus swept
00:25:38:1100:25:43:21Jesse [Foulclaw]but when you’re talking about what is going on in your
00:25:38:1300:25:49:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So they have a cycle of sweat but you can use more stuff about browsing as well.
00:25:38:2700:25:40:21Steve [GM]ladies love sucky the sweat
00:25:40:2900:25:42:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:25:42:2000:25:54:14Dave [Xeros]but it does remove inhibitions making the user more selfish and straightforward causing arousal while mildly improving physical skills It’s a plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution
00:25:43:2500:25:44:09Brin [Basil]awesome
00:25:54:1400:25:57:14Dave [Xeros]But he did roll in at one on his charisma check when he was hitting him
00:25:59:0700:25:59:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]stink.
00:26:00:0600:26:01:08Dave [Xeros]Just all around
00:26:02:0900:26:04:01Brin [Basil]that just like plays a perfect
00:26:05:0300:26:10:10Brin [Basil]that’s perfect oh my i love it ok so
00:26:12:2600:26:21:04Brin [Basil]adorable but i’ll be honest ok um and then so i kind of i like just moved to the city and was kind of roaming the streets little bit
00:26:21:0400:26:30:01Brin [Basil]and then I found a blacksmith that he was like, I was basically just begging him for work because I wanted to learn how to fight better.
00:26:31:1300:26:42:20Brin [Basil]And he was, like, I don’t have any use for you because you’re so little and you’re not strong but I need strength. And I got all pissed off and I was, well, I’m fast and he’s, like… Okay, I need resources I need things I need ore
00:26:42:2000:26:46:01Brin [Basil]I need gems I need something for you to find
00:26:46:2300:26:48:26Steve [GM]the strongest one of everybody in this
00:26:49:2400:26:52:19Brin [Basil]Yes! So there he goes again
00:26:52:1000:26:58:17Chris [TBD]a plus one for some reason
00:26:52:1000:26:56:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Well, I’m not the strongest. No, like zero.
00:26:52:1900:27:04:13Brin [Basil]underestimating me that’s
00:26:58:1600:26:59:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:26:58:1600:27:00:00Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:26:58:2400:27:03:14Steve [GM]I’m plus three but I have a 16 and you have a 17 so technically, yeah
00:26:58:2600:26:59:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:27:04:0900:27:11:09Chris [TBD]not in
00:27:04:1300:27:18:01Brin [Basil]what i’m talking about dude so just or
00:27:06:0900:27:15:10Dave [Xeros]uh i just walk around saying not in the face all the time so pretty much pretty much wherever i walk in it’s oh just not in
00:27:10:2000:27:11:29Steve [GM]don’t mess up my hair
00:27:11:0900:27:19:27Chris [TBD]the face oh and
00:27:11:2000:27:14:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Pretty much wherever I walk in
00:27:18:0100:27:28:03Brin [Basil]the abs dude that’s
00:27:19:2700:27:23:13Chris [TBD]gypsy jenkins who we haven’t introduced yet has a plus
00:27:28:1600:27:34:24Brin [Basil]that makes me so happy and I’m anyways once I get through this I’ll pull it all up
00:27:34:2400:27:46:17Brin [Basil]anyways um so he’s like hey I want I need like gems and cool resources and things so like I can find those I can forage those so I like I’m always on the road
00:27:46:1700:27:57:27Brin [Basil]I’m always finding stuff um all that good stuff and then i got injured one time passed out some crazy old man found me
00:27:57:2700:28:09:15Brin [Basil]and thought i was like this cute helpless bunny carried me back to his house which i might i don’t know i might tie in who knows maybe this guy carried me no no it can’t be that because he’s an old samurai
00:28:10:0700:28:12:05Chris [TBD]mean
00:28:10:2700:28:12:09Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
00:28:12:1700:28:22:20Brin [Basil]sorry yeah there we go okay okay that’s great so maybe we can tie that in some of them the connections
00:28:13:2900:28:18:02Chris [TBD]sorry magic. Could’ve made you think I was an old samurai
00:28:16:2400:28:19:06Dave [Xeros]yeah he i mean he’s illusionary so
00:28:22:0300:28:22:21Chris [TBD]We’ll see
00:28:25:1100:28:34:28Brin [Basil]and I ended up staying he knew you know he knew some healing stuff spells healed me mended me all the things
00:28:34:2800:28:41:07Brin [Basil]and I end up staying there for a really long time and taught me all things all the ways
00:28:42:1100:28:45:17Brin [Basil]and that’s where that’s right and he
00:28:47:1100:28:48:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:28:47:1100:28:49:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:28:47:2000:28:52:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:28:48:0500:28:49:24Steve [GM]I like that we both were working on
00:28:48:2800:28:51:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i was working out you were quicker
00:28:49:1800:28:52:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:28:52:1300:29:05:29Brin [Basil]that’s awesome oh i
00:28:53:1600:29:05:11Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ve heard, I think I’ve read about this story at school actually well I’ve studied it probably the most instead of all of you, I’m just throwing it out.
00:28:59:1100:29:02:08Dave [Xeros]everyone’s heard the story of the good samurai ton
00:29:05:2900:29:16:18Brin [Basil]gotta write this down it’s awesome okay
00:29:07:2400:29:14:07Steve [GM]I even heard about him in gym class, how you can use your strength for good.
00:29:10:1700:29:12:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:29:11:2500:29:12:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:29:16:1800:29:18:25Brin [Basil]so he um
00:29:20:0800:29:28:22Brin [Basil]he was like he’s really really old like we’re talking 300 plus years and I didn’t realize
00:29:28:2200:29:37:28Brin [Basil]that but he was like I stayed with him so long. He’s on his deathbed and he gifted me his swords and I took off. I went back to the city
00:29:38:1400:29:41:05Brin [Basil]and I’m kind of still just working my job there
00:29:42:2500:29:54:19Brin [Basil]with the blacksmith yeah. I have new skill Yeah, I was there for a long time so I’m an awesome fighter And I’m really good at this blade. Yes
00:29:43:2600:29:44:10Chris [TBD]Yep
00:29:51:2000:29:54:01Steve [GM]to show the world what you can do.
00:29:54:1900:30:06:05Brin [Basil]And I learned some manners too. I learned a little bit of meditating so i’m a little more calm now and but exactly
00:30:02:0400:30:04:03Steve [GM]But if you roll a nat 1 on Charisma,
00:30:06:0500:30:17:26Brin [Basil]yep i’ve i still have brass knuckles all the good stuff and my samurai swords that’s right that’s it and yeah i got a
00:30:07:2900:30:08:24Chris [TBD]She’s choking!
00:30:11:2500:30:14:24Steve [GM]No such thing as unarmed strike always ready.
00:30:17:2600:30:28:10Brin [Basil]i got an early kick you know all the things that’s great that’s where i’m at i’m still in the city
00:30:22:1200:30:24:08Dave [Xeros]the spring feet
00:30:26:1000:30:26:19Steve [GM]All right.
00:30:28:1000:30:37:01Brin [Basil]and I started working for that blacksmith again And he’s also pretty old now Not that that matters
00:30:34:2200:30:45:08Steve [GM]Yeah. So maybe you could take them down and move it over. No. Okay, so with those introductions done we do have one other character
00:30:40:0800:30:41:00Brin [Basil]Okay
00:30:45:0800:30:48:14Steve [GM]if Haley shows up we’ll let her Oh she is coming?
00:30:48:0100:30:49:07Chris [TBD]I think so, yeah.
00:30:51:1100:31:02:13Steve [GM]But we’ll pull her in whenever she arrives So I’m going to steal player agency for a quick minute and just do a quick narration to set up what’s going on here
00:30:56:2300:31:05:04Brin [Basil]Tell him He’s
00:30:57:2300:30:58:13Chris [TBD]Please.
00:31:03:0100:31:04:03Steve [GM]We all live
00:31:06:0300:31:07:05Steve [GM]on Correas
00:31:11:1400:31:22:02Steve [GM]devastated a century ago by massive apocalypse brought on by a necromancer and many of the details of that experience have been lost to
00:31:22:0200:31:29:18Steve [GM]bad record keeping and myth making there’s been religions that have formed and
00:31:33:1300:31:34:25Jesse [Foulclaw]Myth-making.
00:31:33:2700:31:35:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:31:34:1700:31:36:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:31:36:1000:31:38:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Strong myth-making
00:31:36:1400:31:37:08Steve [GM]promulgated
00:31:37:2300:31:39:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:31:37:2300:31:39:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:31:39:2400:31:51:04Steve [GM]and one of the events that has happened at Boreas is in the southwestern part of the island, a magical rift
00:31:51:0400:32:01:11Steve [GM]opened up almost as if something was cut off of the ice. And what is now called a veil tear formed
00:32:01:1100:32:03:17Steve [GM]with this unusual magical
00:32:04:2200:32:16:02Steve [GM]aura The chunk of the island that was severed from the main part of Borea’s elevated into the air and just started flying up and about before it just stopped
00:32:17:1700:32:21:25Steve [GM]hundreds of feet, thousand feet plus high up in the sky
00:32:22:2600:32:34:14Steve [GM]and in the early days right after it happened really the only thing that people could they noticed about it was what looked like angelic beings
00:32:26:1500:32:43:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I have to believe that there
00:32:35:1300:32:44:17Steve [GM]were seen flying towards that air depth and in the century since it happened there have been attempts to
00:32:40:2500:32:43:20Brin [Basil]Thank you.
00:32:43:0400:32:50:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]is a student in the state of college and how they compare itself.
00:32:45:2200:32:53:29Steve [GM]kind of gain some knowledge about this uh the veil tear itself why this magical effect happened
00:32:51:1000:33:02:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I know it’s funny, but there are rumors that they’re made out there
00:32:53:2900:33:02:08Steve [GM]as well as what is going on in this floating rock um there are rumors that there are ways up
00:33:02:0800:33:09:28Steve [GM]there but for the people who live in the primary city of coreus which is in the north part of the
00:33:02:1900:33:13:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]But primarily as well as great technology has
00:33:09:2800:33:19:22Steve [GM]island, knowledge is pretty sparse. So what we got is this strange mysterious floating
00:33:13:0300:33:19:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]both got a straight security code
00:33:19:2200:33:27:04Steve [GM]island and we have a particular gnome -ish woman who really likes to learn about stuff.
00:33:19:2300:33:32:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I can’t have her to know what she’s alive.
00:33:29:0100:33:39:01Steve [GM]One of the few people who survived and is still alive from what is called The Forgotten hour the time when the cataclysm occurred
00:33:40:1100:33:42:16Chris [TBD]do, how long did gnomes live typically?
00:33:42:1900:33:53:10Steve [GM]typically a couple hundred years yeah so Lashara is the name of the gnome she was there an eyewitness to everything that happened
00:33:43:2200:33:53:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]be able to say, yes, it is so
00:33:43:2900:33:45:06Brin [Basil]god.
00:33:54:0800:33:58:19Dave [Xeros]She knows he was a pretty good guy. She gnomes,
00:33:57:1600:34:09:13Steve [GM]she gnomes that she still wakes up in cold sweat making sure that her jaw is still in place and it hadn’t actually been sheared off with some
00:34:02:1900:34:08:27Chris [TBD]But it’s not still a place to your dog.
00:34:09:1300:34:20:03Steve [GM]scissors PTSD among other things The thing is, Lashara had—despite some personal reasons
00:34:09:2200:34:10:12Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah,
00:34:11:1100:34:12:17Jesse [Foulclaw]Sounds dramatic.
00:34:11:1500:34:27:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]The reality
00:34:12:2100:34:13:06Brin [Basil]Oh my gosh.
00:34:20:0300:34:31:23Steve [GM]for becoming interested in the burgeoning religion of the time— eventually decided that the realities of science and magical understanding
00:34:31:2300:34:38:20Steve [GM]were much superior to faith. Which caused her to feel uncomfortable in the main metropolitan areas.
00:34:38:2000:34:47:14Steve [GM]So she moved south, and some of her acolytes known as Lashines all came along with her.
00:34:47:1900:34:55:27Steve [GM]And despite her protestations named their new small city after her. La Shara the City has grown.
00:34:54:1600:34:55:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]on the state
00:34:56:2100:35:07:10Steve [GM]It’s by no means a—it’s not New Oldes, it’s not a commons, it’t Anidias. It is a much smaller, but it’s still robust city.
00:34:58:1100:34:59:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It’s not a dual
00:35:08:1200:35:17:19Steve [GM]And Lashara is getting on in years and her activities have… Her interests have not waned, but her ability to pursue them has.
00:35:17:2800:35:25:21Steve [GM]So Lasharra has set out among some of the cities near The Sweep, which is in the northern part of the island.
00:35:26:0400:35:36:14Steve [GM]She has sent out requests for people who are looking to find out more about themselves, to find down more about the world, to spread their knowledge, to show their skills.
00:35:37:0600:35:37:15Dave [Xeros]money
00:35:39:0300:35:39:29Steve [GM]who might need some money
00:35:41:1100:35:44:15Steve [GM]any washed up has-beens never wases
00:35:47:1600:35:50:25Steve [GM]looking over at one part of the table but we won’t say which
00:35:52:1300:35:55:14Steve [GM]and so she sent out kind of flyers
00:35:54:1400:35:55:29Chris [TBD]I’m figuring it out.
00:35:59:2000:36:00:05Steve [GM]sure
00:36:00:0600:36:04:04Chris [TBD]I just figured out a little bit of my backstory but I’ll tell you more
00:36:03:2300:36:08:25Dave [Xeros]that wasn’t gosh i wasn’t referring to you
00:36:10:0100:36:21:08Steve [GM]So she has been sending out ads in newspapers and kind of spreading the word. Much to her disappointment, very few people have come in
00:36:21:0800:36:24:29Steve [GM]They’re not that interested in exploring the world around them
00:36:26:2800:36:33:20Jesse [Foulclaw]interested in science that’s a that’s a little harsh but yeah okay
00:36:27:1500:36:38:00Dave [Xeros]and maybe yeah yeah yeah i mean people are afraid of angels yeah
00:36:27:2200:36:32:14Steve [GM]She’s assuming that dogmatic brainwashing has really done a number on the people
00:36:33:2900:36:39:17Brin [Basil]Yeah, absolutely.
00:36:37:2300:36:42:08Steve [GM]I mean, have you seen how many eyes they have?
00:36:44:2800:36:52:13Steve [GM]Anyway, so Nortle
00:36:47:1100:36:48:24Dave [Xeros]book of enix style
00:36:48:2400:36:49:28Chris [TBD]be not afraid
00:36:52:1300:37:03:17Steve [GM]has gone around and talked to basically everybody who he thinks will join him To go talk to Lashara because what she’s interested in for him
00:37:03:1700:37:12:04Steve [GM]He’s hoping to find some sense of self And he knows that his half-sister Vassal is going to be totally willing
00:37:12:0400:37:18:05Steve [GM]to come on the show of the world her strength.
00:37:19:0800:37:25:10Steve [GM]And he’s got a buddy from one class in animal people school that
00:37:22:1600:37:31:25Jesse [Foulclaw]i gotta see you’re gonna see
00:37:26:2100:37:30:02Steve [GM]yes, that Xeros has
00:37:31:0000:37:32:19Dave [Xeros]it’s eros
00:37:33:2700:37:35:29Steve [GM]And so
00:37:37:0400:37:42:02Steve [GM]he pulls out our classmate He used to be a roadie for
00:37:43:0800:37:43:29Steve [GM]TBD
00:37:44:2900:37:46:06Chris [TBD]just for autographs
00:37:46:1700:37:48:19Dave [Xeros]that’s all TBD by the way
00:37:47:2700:37:56:14Steve [GM]yeah and uh nortle points out that you know coming with them could probably lead to more
00:37:56:1400:38:03:14Steve [GM]autographs being signed uh you know increasing your fan base and um i’m assuming
00:38:04:2600:38:05:27Dave [Xeros]increasing your fan base
00:38:07:2000:38:09:29Chris [TBD]the battle of the bands you don’t need to keep rubbing it in
00:38:10:0400:38:15:15Steve [GM]like i feel like eros would actually just kind of like follow after in order to remind tbb
00:38:16:0200:38:23:15Steve [GM]just like you weren’t a part of it you just followed along but so
00:38:17:0800:38:17:27Dave [Xeros]yeah
00:38:17:2500:38:18:23Chris [TBD]you remember
00:38:18:2900:38:21:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It is, uh…
00:38:20:0300:38:21:19Dave [Xeros]you were there
00:38:22:0400:38:25:02Chris [TBD]secretly jealous of TBD is that what i’m hearing
00:38:23:1500:38:29:27Steve [GM]um the the uh five of us
00:38:26:1200:38:37:00Brin [Basil]I love
00:38:29:2700:38:40:23Steve [GM]head toward lashara and yeah we’re gonna meet in her lab and again i’m i’ve got like one more thing
00:38:33:1700:38:43:24Dave [Xeros]are we like meeting up with her in a building or okay yeah
00:38:37:0000:38:39:01Brin [Basil]it.
00:38:40:2300:38:52:12Steve [GM]to just set everything up and then i’ll and then we’ll play right so sorry for the lengthy intro but i feel like this is good stuff okay so when we arrived la shara brings us in and she explains
00:38:43:1700:38:48:05Chris [TBD]this is very helpful
00:38:45:2200:38:46:19Jesse [Foulclaw]No, this is great.
00:38:52:1200:39:04:06Steve [GM]the whole veil tear thing and how she has become concerned about the potential political ramifications of a essentially unknown
00:39:04:0600:39:14:14Steve [GM]nation state just on the southern border that has no real connection she has sent out um she did have one helper
00:39:14:1400:39:23:26Steve [GM]one last shing known as manny and manny is hasn’t been able to communicate back any sort of findings
00:39:23:2600:39:31:05Steve [GM]this is congruent with a current issue typically there are there are magical hubs throughout much
00:39:31:0500:39:40:29Steve [GM]of koreas that allows people to teleport and to transmit and communicate but it’s been on the fritz lately so she
00:39:41:2800:39:52:16Steve [GM]wants us to go there and do some research There are three things that she really needs from this
00:39:52:0800:40:01:04Dave [Xeros]three things to get paid right oh
00:39:52:2700:39:56:23Steve [GM]Three things that she wants for her
00:40:00:2700:40:07:08Steve [GM]She’s willing to put us into her will which is no small thing She’s been
00:40:06:2900:40:11:23Chris [TBD]She’s got a city named after her. She can’t spare a few gold coins?
00:40:11:2600:40:15:04Dave [Xeros]It just means she’s going to have to die really quickly after we do this job.
00:40:16:0000:40:18:01Brin [Basil]And I very humbly want to make those books.
00:40:20:1300:40:30:12Steve [GM]okay um so the first thing you’ve got to get to uh you have to get to levatorum that’s what the island is called by
00:40:30:1200:40:38:14Steve [GM]the people of coreus and you need to find a way in there you’ve gotta infiltrate this city again it’s floating up
00:40:38:1400:40:43:19Steve [GM]in the sky very few people have accessed it if only
00:40:43:1900:40:55:22Steve [GM]there was somebody who could fly that you knew if all detectably
00:40:52:0300:41:01:17Dave [Xeros]Anyone that can fly silently and not even remotely cause any problems at all? And then drop a rope ladder down to us.
00:40:55:2200:41:02:24Steve [GM]uh so not only do
00:41:02:2900:41:10:02Steve [GM]so you need to find a way up to levatorum and you’re gonna need to kind of infiltrate
00:41:10:0200:41:16:23Steve [GM]the city a little bit it’s it’s the same it’s all rolled together get there in infiltration
00:41:10:2800:41:13:09Chris [TBD]Is that Task 2, Infiltrate?
00:41:14:1900:41:15:23Dave [Xeros]Get there infiltrate.
00:41:16:0700:41:37:20Brin [Basil]Okay. If
00:41:16:2900:41:26:27Steve [GM]the second thing obviously is you got to find manny manny is going to manny’s been gone for a while he probably can help you as far as understanding the area
00:41:26:1000:41:35:22Dave [Xeros]Is Manny a Lachine or no? okay i thought this was an all -female group the lashings oh okay all right it’s like the boy scouts
00:41:27:2700:41:37:05Steve [GM]a lashing they’re a little more progressive now i mean actually matt mannie in my notes is a day
00:41:37:2000:41:39:08Brin [Basil]only my father had mated with a bird.
00:41:38:1000:41:47:13Dave [Xeros]okay yeah yeah are they that progressive do they allow animal people
00:41:39:0700:41:39:29Jesse [Foulclaw]have any
00:41:41:2300:41:43:16Jesse [Foulclaw]animal people in there
00:41:47:1000:41:54:23Steve [GM]yeah yeah yeah for the lashings yeah but usually not any who had too much fame
00:41:47:1300:41:56:20Dave [Xeros]did they allow tieflings in their group yes but it’s
00:41:57:2900:41:58:20Brin [Basil]You’re out!
00:41:59:1000:42:08:24Jesse [Foulclaw]do we need to know what Manny looks like did we know anything about him you know who we’re looking for
00:42:00:2200:42:15:27Dave [Xeros]is it because i’M black okay uh wow
00:42:02:0800:42:03:29Steve [GM]nothing to do with it
00:42:08:1200:42:12:05Steve [GM]yeah, oh yeah you can definitely ask about I won’t pull up my nerves
00:42:09:2200:42:20:20Chris [TBD]We still need to know the third task.
00:42:15:2700:42:18:18Dave [Xeros]i had a question and it just escaped my brain sorry
00:42:21:1200:42:21:27Chris [TBD]Okay.
00:42:21:2800:42:24:05Dave [Xeros]We got to find Manny but we need to know about Manny first, right?
00:42:22:0200:42:31:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was going
00:42:23:1600:42:24:08Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah sorry
00:42:24:1900:42:25:14Steve [GM]Dougal
00:42:29:0200:42:29:20Dave [Xeros]Okay just
00:42:30:2000:42:35:27Dave [Xeros]I was going to write a song but fine don’t Don’t let me write a song Manny McDougal
00:42:31:0800:42:38:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]to write a song, and she
00:42:32:1900:42:34:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:42:35:1200:42:37:07Steve [GM]in the dropkick Murphy style
00:42:38:0200:42:39:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:42:40:1800:42:49:19Dave [Xeros]You guys have to know that my new sound because I do have to go solo Right? That’s the only way I’m going to make money at this point after my boy band career
00:42:51:0800:42:59:23Dave [Xeros]is that But I did go a little emo, you know. So just trying to get away from the poppy stuff and it is more…
00:43:02:0800:43:07:21Dave [Xeros]Just a little more alchemical romance style.
00:43:03:1200:43:05:14Steve [GM]a little bit of Yarlan inspired
00:43:11:1000:43:14:04Steve [GM]that has come in centuries.
00:43:15:1600:43:20:21Steve [GM]Yeah, so Manny Dougal is a gnome that is…
00:43:22:0200:43:32:07Steve [GM]We’ll talk about that later. Okay. So they’ve been around for quite a while long enough to have
00:43:32:1200:43:41:06Steve [GM]assuming that they are alive long enough to have an understanding of the world of the city of the people
00:43:43:2400:43:55:08Steve [GM]Odds are good that, as a gnome, definitely would be a minority because getting up there again is kind of difficult. So it’s fair to assume that much
00:43:55:0800:43:58:25Steve [GM]of Levatorum is going to be the
00:44:00:0500:44:08:05Steve [GM]Asimovus, the angelic kind of beings. That should help finding him.
00:44:05:0600:44:14:05Jesse [Foulclaw]We looked everywhere. We looked under the couch,
00:44:11:2100:44:14:18Dave [Xeros]everywhere. where we did.
00:44:16:2500:44:19:15Dave [Xeros]We went to the Barrett Rift, the Bitter March
00:44:22:2100:44:24:03Dave [Xeros]This is our chance
00:44:23:0300:44:25:27Steve [GM]The hinges? The gullet?
00:44:28:2600:44:30:06Dave [Xeros]all my brothers and sisters
00:44:31:2200:44:34:13Chris [TBD]I just realized why TBD is so jacked.
00:44:35:2500:44:37:27Chris [TBD]He went through the swollen waist!
00:44:37:2300:44:39:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:44:38:2900:44:39:19Chris [TBD]Yes!
00:44:40:1200:45:12:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]still telling you why are
00:44:41:2900:44:45:24Chris [TBD]No, I’m writing that note down. I’m still developing it.
00:44:45:2100:44:46:24Dave [Xeros]Yeah yeah yeah that’s good
00:44:48:0700:44:54:01Steve [GM]thing very much in Lashara’s tendency of wanting to understand the world better is
00:44:54:0100:45:05:29Steve [GM]she wants high quality samples of the veiled hair not just what she could access at the very bottom of the continent wasn’t in the Beren Drift
00:45:05:2900:45:17:17Steve [GM]but whatever the Vale Tear has done to Levatorum itself so acquiring some samples of the Vale Tear what that
00:45:17:1700:45:18:14Steve [GM]looks like she doesn’t know
00:45:19:1600:45:24:16Steve [GM]finding ways of acquiring some of that magical energy and bringing it back where study
00:45:27:2000:45:29:28Dave [Xeros]she wants us to science the shit out of this
00:45:28:2100:45:32:13Brin [Basil]i have a i haven’t i have satchel i know how to forage
00:45:31:1600:45:32:00Jesse [Foulclaw]Well or
00:45:34:1700:45:35:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:45:34:2600:45:35:15Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:37:2600:45:49:02Steve [GM]as sometimes people say is it religion
00:45:43:1700:45:44:13Dave [Xeros]It Will Be a Song
00:45:49:0200:45:57:07Steve [GM]parentheses to fools
00:45:50:0300:45:51:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]to treat them.
00:45:50:0900:45:50:25Dave [Xeros]He’s
00:45:51:1500:45:52:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:45:51:2500:45:53:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:45:51:2800:45:54:06Dave [Xeros]Yes In parentheses
00:45:52:2000:46:00:13Jesse [Foulclaw]I think that’s one of the fraternity slogans at the university.
00:45:55:0700:45:56:26Dave [Xeros]A sad, sad song
00:46:00:1000:46:01:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:46:01:0300:46:05:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah You would think that they would let me audit the class
00:46:04:2400:46:06:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:46:08:2100:46:18:04Steve [GM]right so um the uh there there’s a little bit that lechard was able to give you as far as supplies there was i don’t know if you recall
00:46:18:0400:46:28:08Steve [GM]but um acquiring the magical yeah the magical samples i don’T know if You Recall but um There was an Aarakocra that came up,
00:46:20:2600:46:22:06Dave [Xeros]Veiled Terror Samples
00:46:21:2000:46:22:08Jesse [Foulclaw]sample
00:46:28:1000:46:40:08Steve [GM]or they washed ashore a century ago with some unusual magical technology. And one of the things was the ability to like almost like a sled that can magically levitate
00:46:40:0900:46:43:24Steve [GM]and thereby allow you to carry…
00:46:44:2300:46:46:04Dave [Xeros]This sled? Did she keep it?
00:46:46:0900:46:55:15Steve [GM]So she’s actually refined it so now it’s this way you don’t have to worry about mounts or anything so you can just kind of have gear
00:46:48:2100:46:52:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]This way is clear.
00:46:55:1500:47:05:29Steve [GM]and it’ll just kind of float along with you sure okay so sometimes it’s hard to tell with you if
00:47:04:1000:47:14:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah. No, no, no. That is a real spell that a lot of wizards use. I did not make
00:47:05:2300:47:10:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:47:06:0200:47:09:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:47:09:1900:47:10:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]How does this feel?
00:47:10:1700:47:11:16Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:47:11:0300:47:16:05Jesse [Foulclaw]seems like i’m just gonna get this out of the way right now so anything you’re saying is reliable
00:47:14:2900:47:24:29Dave [Xeros]that up. It was the psychotropics so it’s okay. Don’t believe me. It’s just like LeVar Burton don’t take my word for it.
00:47:15:1100:47:16:10Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:47:15:1100:47:16:19Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:47:16:1000:47:17:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:47:19:1600:47:20:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:47:19:1600:47:20:14Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:47:24:2900:47:25:27Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:47:25:2800:47:33:21Steve [GM]yeah anyway so um you you are equipped with the items that you typically have as far as like
00:47:33:2100:47:45:05Steve [GM]magical samurai swords you know you’re you’re equipped uh you have plenty of rations so you don’t have to worry about like hunting or anything on the way um and what i thought we would do is
00:47:35:0100:47:36:20Jesse [Foulclaw]you’ve told that joke so many times
00:47:45:0500:47:52:04Steve [GM]I have a handful of different events that can transpire on the Way and we can either go through
00:47:52:0400:48:03:07Steve [GM]all four of them or we can just let fate decide how much adventuring happens between here and the Baron’s Drift, which is
00:48:03:0700:48:05:03Steve [GM]where Levatorum left
00:48:05:2800:48:15:27Dave [Xeros]we need to have a conversation about how we’re going to go about this or are we just gonna head out you don’t want that conversation to like last the
00:48:12:0200:48:13:20Steve [GM]just head out there
00:48:15:2900:48:16:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:17:2600:48:26:09Chris [TBD]why don’t we try one of the events and if it takes then you can decide whether or not we get there
00:48:26:0700:48:26:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:27:1800:48:36:24Dave [Xeros]chapter two maybe
00:48:28:0600:48:35:06Steve [GM]And maybe we’ll see if like some random shifter is in another city Would a shifter be showing up?
00:48:28:2400:48:29:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:48:36:0700:48:39:17Chris [TBD]I think she said that she wasn’t coming
00:48:40:2600:48:45:16Steve [GM]She did it not unsay
00:48:42:0800:48:43:04Chris [TBD]she wasn’t coming.
00:48:44:2400:48:45:25Dave [Xeros]not say she wasn’t coming
00:48:46:0100:48:48:05Chris [TBD]say that she was
00:48:46:2100:48:47:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:48:49:1400:48:57:12Dave [Xeros]that’s okay right now she’s in the form of a chair as a shifter yep yeah she’s
00:48:55:0800:49:04:08Brin [Basil]I mean wolves. What is she? Oh, shoot!
00:48:55:2700:48:58:23Chris [TBD]she’s been whole time there’s
00:48:57:2200:48:59:17Jesse [Foulclaw]been listening to every word
00:49:04:1100:49:12:04Steve [GM]a shift she can be any of it but yeah i think she’s primarily cat like a shifter is
00:49:04:2900:49:08:13Dave [Xeros]like yeah so she can be anything really
00:49:05:1000:49:07:02Chris [TBD]A cat person
00:49:07:0400:49:09:24Brin [Basil]Shifting wolf. That’s super cool.
00:49:12:0400:49:19:12Steve [GM]part werewolf sort of an idea like lycanthrope but not like transformational it’s kind of like
00:49:16:1700:49:17:04Brin [Basil]Okay.
00:49:23:1500:49:25:24Chris [TBD]Have you the musical Cats?
00:49:28:0500:49:29:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:49:29:2200:49:33:00Brin [Basil]I can’t do musicals. I just, I can’t.
00:49:33:1000:49:42:25Steve [GM]instincts okay okay well um all right so i’m gonna show you just as a reminder what the
00:49:36:1300:49:37:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay.
00:49:42:2500:49:51:12Steve [GM]what the map looks like uh all right så this is this is like the whole of koreas and this
00:49:51:1200:50:02:05Steve [GM]is the cities where we’re all from here in the north we’ve gone down to lashara and uh so we set out on our journey and we have a bit of traversing over some wild plains
00:50:02:0500:50:12:10Steve [GM]and everything then we arrive in long the this city here um and uh you arrived there
00:50:12:1000:50:22:15Steve [GM]and it’s getting late in the day so you decide that you’re going to go to uh the inn the tavern you know gonna you gotta you gotta relax and when you
00:50:22:1500:50:32:05Steve [GM]win the five of you walk in kind of everybody stops and turns and looks and some of them look at you and squint and they’re like
00:50:31:2600:50:33:29Dave [Xeros]eros it’s eros
00:50:33:2400:50:40:05Steve [GM]he looks kind then someone’s is that TBD everybody’s hey
00:50:38:0200:50:38:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:50:38:0200:50:42:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:50:38:1200:50:40:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:50:38:2100:50:42:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:50:41:1600:50:50:19Chris [TBD]we’re here to rock listen locks
00:50:43:2500:50:45:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:50:44:0500:50:49:15Dave [Xeros]I guess that’s what you expect from the peasant folk.
00:50:50:1900:50:56:05Chris [TBD]little old school like me love
00:50:52:0100:50:54:02Dave [Xeros]Yeah, it’s okay a lot.
00:50:56:0200:51:00:00Steve [GM]they welcome the whole party in with open arms
00:51:01:1500:51:08:02Steve [GM]pretty quickly you realize this that you’ve got a rare opportunity these people
00:51:04:0700:51:23:01Chris [TBD]sleep
00:51:09:1200:51:14:05Steve [GM]If you win a little game of chance, they’ll give you the knight for free.
00:51:17:0800:51:22:14Steve [GM]I don’t know how much gold you have because if you fail, yeah, you might lose something.
00:51:20:2000:51:44:05Jesse [Foulclaw]a good thing.
00:51:23:0100:51:31:18Chris [TBD]outside they are
00:51:24:2100:51:35:26Dave [Xeros]make a couple checks on this to see if they’re trying to put one over on us yeah if this is truly like a gambling situation or
00:51:35:2600:51:45:13Dave [Xeros]if this more of uh yeah they’re trying to pause insight okay that’s That is a 12.
00:51:37:2600:51:39:14Steve [GM]Okay. Yeah. Do an insight check.
00:51:41:0800:51:42:28Steve [GM]It took 51 minutes before we finally rolled.
00:51:42:2600:51:43:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:51:47:0200:51:56:16Steve [GM]So as a reminder, the way that i like to dm um we’ve got uh just kind of a pretty much permanent uh ranking so
00:51:56:1600:52:03:11Steve [GM]what two to two to ten you fail one like catastrophically big two to 10 failed 11
00:52:03:1100:52:10:09Steve [GM]to 14 partial fail right 15 to 19 is success whatever you’re saying you were going to do
00:52:10:0900:52:21:24Steve [GM]and then at 20 is an outrageous success natural success so that way you can just do a roll and then you kind of already know where you play right so you said at 12
00:52:22:1000:52:22:29Dave [Xeros]12, yeah.
00:52:23:1900:52:27:04Chris [TBD]I assisted with a 13. I did, I got a 13
00:52:25:2500:52:25:29Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
00:52:30:1500:52:33:18Steve [GM]to observe I mean
00:52:35:1000:52:46:25Chris [TBD]I can see farther than anyone else they like
00:52:39:0500:52:50:23Steve [GM]from what you can tell they’re not trying pull one over on you but they will legitimately like they’re serious about their gambling and if you’re gonna gamble with them they play
00:52:47:0600:52:54:14Chris [TBD]what are
00:52:51:1900:52:53:19Steve [GM]as honestly as one gambles
00:52:56:0400:52:56:17Chris [TBD]yeah
00:52:56:2500:53:07:12Dave [Xeros]Yes, yes, yeah, look, here’s another one.
00:52:58:1500:53:06:14Steve [GM]it’s pretty simple says an owl in who gives you
00:53:07:0800:53:18:05Jesse [Foulclaw]huh who who oh by the way well by the
00:53:09:0800:53:10:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:53:09:2800:53:10:17Dave [Xeros][laughter]
00:53:10:2600:53:11:19Steve [GM]brother
00:53:12:0500:53:14:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:53:12:1400:53:13:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:53:13:0400:53:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:53:18:0500:53:21:16Jesse [Foulclaw]way it’s like a swifter
00:53:23:1200:53:34:10Jesse [Foulclaw]um by the way i’ve been at like monastery university like my whole life practically so i’m kind of oblivious to like social customs expectations and stuff so that
00:53:35:2700:53:37:26Jesse [Foulclaw]so just just throw that out there
00:53:36:2800:53:39:26Dave [Xeros]so and so his your charisma is not super
00:53:38:2700:53:40:06Jesse [Foulclaw]so i don’t know how to like
00:53:41:0800:53:44:26Chris [TBD]with his right wing and you reach out with your right wing
00:53:42:0600:53:46:08Jesse [Foulclaw]uh yeah yeah i just match him
00:53:46:0200:53:54:02Chris [TBD]no no your left wing that’s what it is yeah the dead fish
00:53:49:1600:53:57:26Jesse [Foulclaw]not sure what to do with this i’m just mirroring you
00:53:50:1300:53:53:03Dave [Xeros]that like limp like handshake yeah
00:53:52:0200:53:53:08Steve [GM]The limp fish?
00:53:54:0200:54:15:23Chris [TBD]oh i hate every one of you are you
00:53:55:0700:53:58:27Steve [GM]He reaches out with his claw like, this is how you’re supposed to do it.
00:53:58:1600:53:59:27Brin [Basil]my least favorite
00:54:00:0200:54:00:16Jesse [Foulclaw]okay
00:54:02:2200:54:04:02Dave [Xeros]It’s okay, it’s okay.
00:54:04:2200:54:07:03Jesse [Foulclaw]she didn’t tell me there’d be other people here
00:54:07:1300:54:11:03Dave [Xeros]Well, it-it’s all for your good now.
00:54:09:0900:54:10:10Jesse [Foulclaw]kind of a hermit
00:54:12:0300:54:21:01Steve [GM]two d6 from you? No, no. I’ll be it. It’s really straightforward gambling, guys.
00:54:15:2300:54:15:28Chris [TBD]gonna
00:54:22:1400:54:23:26Dave [Xeros]So what is the game then?
00:54:23:0900:54:33:27Steve [GM]So it’s just a game of dice. We’re rolling. They’re going to roll and it’s kind of a they’re going to declare a number you either agree over
00:54:33:2700:54:41:00Steve [GM]or under right so I’ll roll out and be like oh it was five yeah no it was four
00:54:42:0900:54:54:08Steve [GM]six right it’s two dice so somewhere between 2 and 12. Yeah you’ll probably catch So if you’re right then
00:54:46:0800:54:49:25Dave [Xeros]Okay, so if they say 1 it’s most likely over.
00:54:54:0800:54:57:18Steve [GM]just keep track of how many that you get
00:54:57:1800:55:07:19Steve [GM]right and uh we’ll see if that’s high enough to win the day asmr
00:55:07:1900:55:16:07Steve [GM]all right 10
00:55:18:1200:55:19:04Chris [TBD]you rolled a 10
00:55:25:1300:55:28:27Dave [Xeros]I think this is just kind of a lame game if we’re gonna just land right on 10.
00:55:31:1700:55:33:16Dave [Xeros]Like, it’s one or the other. It’s up or down.
00:55:34:2100:55:37:09Dave [Xeros]I’m a little concerned about this actually.
00:55:47:1800:55:56:24Steve [GM]you to do a sleight of hand first let’s see if you can get past them noticing it okay
00:55:59:0800:56:08:04Dave [Xeros]Okay, so the check for the sleight of hand was to see if I could cast the spell. Okay. All right. So yes, that’s definitely what I did.
00:56:08:0400:56:16:15Dave [Xeros]um so hilariously one of the only spells i have is called distort value
00:56:16:2900:56:21:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
00:56:17:1800:56:18:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:56:19:0600:56:20:24Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:56:19:2100:56:27:04Dave [Xeros]um so uh yeah yep yep you said lower um
00:56:26:1100:56:29:01Brin [Basil]he casts it on himself every morning
00:56:34:0100:56:43:16Brin [Basil]I really think you don’t remember.
00:56:35:0200:56:41:29Dave [Xeros]our conversation in the ball i get it i understand you’re still a little upset about
00:56:38:2100:56:39:11Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:56:41:2900:56:50:11Dave [Xeros]that yeah well i try to remember is really what it comes down to and like it’s your your face
00:56:43:2500:56:44:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:56:50:1100:56:58:15Dave [Xeros]your face is obviously really hard to forget uh as i as a cast as i cast distort value um
00:56:51:0600:56:51:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:56:53:0000:57:06:09Steve [GM]are you gonna give us a not 10 or not okay
00:56:53:2600:56:55:10Brin [Basil]It’s my ears.
00:56:58:1700:57:05:17Dave [Xeros]so uh i can ascertain the true value with a successful intelligence investigation
00:57:06:0900:57:12:12Steve [GM]yeah here comes the roll uh so so the first was to see if you could do this bell now roll to see
00:57:06:2000:57:14:09Dave [Xeros]so you do you want me to redo that okay okay i
00:57:14:0900:57:25:27Dave [Xeros]succeeded higher or lower no no it did i succeed
00:57:22:2300:57:25:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No no…
00:57:25:2700:57:33:20Dave [Xeros]or didn’t i hire a low oh if i failed i failed terribly
00:57:29:0500:57:30:17Steve [GM]here on D&D Beyoncé.
00:57:33:2000:57:45:18Dave [Xeros]so so actually so what i did is i had taken the um my uh violin bow out and i just kind of wrapped it around my back to try to
00:57:35:0500:57:51:07Chris [TBD]second he gets called out wait are
00:57:38:0600:57:53:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]On the
00:57:45:1800:57:48:16Dave [Xeros]just like slowly pull it across the G string
00:57:51:0700:58:00:20Chris [TBD]you wearing a g -string the violin i’m glad we clarified this i think people are curious or confused
00:57:55:1300:57:57:17Steve [GM]I don’t know what the tuning
00:57:55:1900:58:04:01Brin [Basil]i would not know don’t
00:57:56:1900:57:57:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:58:04:1700:58:11:15Brin [Basil]I kicked his ass in that bar
00:58:05:0400:58:06:12Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:58:05:0400:58:06:12Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:58:05:1100:58:08:03Dave [Xeros]looks like and what strings it has and yes
00:58:11:1300:58:13:16Dave [Xeros]it is I tried to
00:58:12:1800:58:16:29Chris [TBD]listen when you live the life of a rock star you see a lot of things and
00:58:16:2900:58:28:25Chris [TBD]you know tighter it makes
00:58:18:0900:58:27:03Dave [Xeros]I tried To Pull It Across The G String and I haven’t tuned it very well and it just made a real bad screech so yeah they
00:58:19:1000:58:19:25Steve [GM]G-strings.
00:58:28:2500:58:29:13Chris [TBD]better sound
00:58:29:1000:58:36:01Dave [Xeros]uh yeah if you pull it tight at this period like that’s all you do is pull the tact and tell by
00:58:36:0100:58:46:25Dave [Xeros]your pants that’s kind of gross yep yep no innuendo just the dumb as rocks it’s fine
00:58:40:2300:58:44:19Steve [GM]TBD will never get anything to you he does whatsoever. He just
00:58:42:1700:58:44:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:58:47:0700:58:48:28Steve [GM]straight forward gets it and then this kid
00:58:52:0900:58:54:17Chris [TBD]you mean is not getting in your windows
00:58:53:0500:58:55:21Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m still looking at like all the other people in this place
00:58:56:1900:59:01:27Dave [Xeros]feel like a lot of these people really need some life experience Can we get some life experience?
00:59:02:2500:59:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw]light knowledge truth
00:59:06:0800:59:13:29Dave [Xeros]Can you hand them the pamphlet after my G-string exploded and we’ll move on? I’m going to say lower.
00:59:09:0800:59:10:07Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
00:59:14:0200:59:14:22Steve [GM]lower
00:59:16:1000:59:21:04Jesse [Foulclaw]uh i don’t really i don t agree with gambler i don’ know if this is
00:59:20:1000:59:25:08Dave [Xeros]He’s a conscientious objector on most things actually even like being participatory
00:59:22:1800:59:24:28Jesse [Foulclaw]but however what
00:59:27:2000:59:27:26Steve [GM]was
00:59:28:2400:59:29:05Chris [TBD]lower
00:59:31:2000:59:32:12Dave [Xeros]I said low
00:59:32:1500:59:37:29Steve [GM]rolling to see if somebody is intrigued by your religious devotion but I rolled a nat one so
00:59:39:1100:59:40:19Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:59:40:0000:59:43:06Steve [GM]at your piety it’s just gross
00:59:40:2700:59:48:01Dave [Xeros]And so are they starting to circle the wagons?
00:59:42:1900:59:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw]they did welcome us and now
00:59:42:2400:59:47:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Are they starting today?
00:59:44:2100:59:46:03Steve [GM]they regret it
00:59:46:0200:59:47:01Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:59:48:0800:59:51:25Steve [GM]yeah they give him the shifty eye for sure like
00:59:48:0900:59:49:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
00:59:49:0800:59:50:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
00:59:56:1001:00:00:28Brin [Basil]um i just want to say
00:59:58:0701:00:08:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um well I was gonna try and persuade them to show us some generosity in and give us the room no
01:00:07:1201:00:10:16Dave [Xeros]Well, we could get TBD to have him show us more than that.
01:00:08:0201:00:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw]my persuasion okay I’ll say
01:00:09:1801:00:16:05Steve [GM]be alternatives if we fail but we’re just wondering are you going to bet
01:00:12:0901:00:13:29Chris [TBD]show you what i missed it
01:00:16:0901:00:17:11Dave [Xeros]You missed the joke.
01:00:18:0701:00:20:06Jesse [Foulclaw]i’ll believe you because i
01:00:20:0301:00:23:29Steve [GM]trustworthy guy it’s a 10 okay Okay.
01:00:21:1501:00:24:12Jesse [Foulclaw]trust for the yeah i think that people are honest even though y’all hate
01:00:25:2601:00:35:17Brin [Basil]I’ve been to lock before and in my experience they’re not very honest and I’m going to say higher yeah
01:00:36:0101:00:39:05Steve [GM]Okay, so it was actually nine.
01:00:44:2701:00:47:13Steve [GM]So give yourselves just – We’ll do this like three times.
01:00:50:2301:00:51:08Steve [GM]You were wrong.
01:00:52:2801:00:55:29Dave [Xeros]So what she’s saying is she gets around a lot.
01:00:53:2401:00:55:08Jesse [Foulclaw]you lied to us
01:00:57:2701:01:00:02Brin [Basil]okay you
01:00:58:1701:01:02:20Dave [Xeros]This bunny over here gets around at lots of times. In my honest opinion,
01:01:03:2201:01:07:16Dave [Xeros]I was perfectly okay with what I did at the bar.
01:01:09:1701:01:11:00Brin [Basil]don’t remember
01:01:10:0301:01:18:08Dave [Xeros]it was the listen i kind of remember i went to the soothsayer he remembers you remember
01:01:12:2101:01:22:16Brin [Basil]now you were wasted and i back footed you footed
01:01:20:1601:01:27:10Dave [Xeros]i know i still i i know see that’s the thing is is you actually hit me in the face not a lot
01:01:22:1601:01:24:29Brin [Basil]I backfooted you
01:01:24:1601:01:30:24Chris [TBD]wait are we talking about Five minutes ago?
01:01:27:1001:01:32:27Dave [Xeros]people hit me the face because it’s always no no no it happened a while ago but it’s just
01:01:32:2701:01:40:01Dave [Xeros]the fact that there’s some tension here and i just want to get out yep i’m
01:01:38:2101:01:39:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:01:39:0101:01:39:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:01:40:1201:01:51:17Steve [GM]just all right the gamblers crack their knuckles and like all right that was only 50 correct Let’s try that again.
01:01:42:2601:01:43:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:01:51:2701:01:53:28Steve [GM]This one? It’s a seven!
01:01:55:2901:02:03:01Steve [GM]Yeah, over, under, or…
01:01:57:0201:01:59:20Dave [Xeros]crap we should have been paying attention
01:02:05:2501:02:06:05Steve [GM]Okay.
01:02:11:2201:02:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw]is it a different guy rolling now
01:02:15:2901:02:24:05Steve [GM]No, it’s a different guy rolling, but they’re still watching you reach towards the back of your trousers and really wondering if you’re all right in the head.
01:02:23:1701:02:30:06Dave [Xeros]what um okay i’m not gonna try to cast a spell this time um wait a sec
01:02:25:1701:02:37:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Um, I
01:02:34:0601:02:34:23Chris [TBD]Hello!
01:02:37:0401:02:46:18Dave [Xeros]we are i mean i’m gonna go with um i’m going to go with the big dick over here And I’m just going to straight up go lower.
01:02:37:2501:02:41:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]also like brothels.
01:02:46:1401:02:47:16Chris [TBD]That’s Deke.
01:02:49:0801:02:51:10Dave [Xeros]Yes, lower with the big dick.
01:02:50:0201:02:50:20Steve [GM]All right.
01:02:54:0201:02:55:25Steve [GM]All right, Mr. Holy Man.
01:02:54:0501:02:57:08Dave [Xeros]I’m sorry. It’s never going to be deke. It’s hard to say.
01:02:58:0901:03:01:17Dave [Xeros]No, no, no. I strained my neck. I don’t want to hurt my vocals.
01:02:59:1701:03:06:16Jesse [Foulclaw]um well since you guys lied to me last time
01:03:02:2601:03:04:10Dave [Xeros]Got a lot of singing I got to do.
01:03:07:0801:03:18:21Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re probably gonna lie again i’m gonna say over this time yep gambling is a game of deception
01:03:14:2601:03:23:22Brin [Basil]think it is number 7 I think
01:03:19:2201:03:21:15Jesse [Foulclaw]there games
01:03:19:2201:03:20:13Steve [GM]if you agree
01:03:22:1901:03:23:11Chris [TBD]to the number two?
01:03:23:2201:03:27:12Brin [Basil]I think it’s seven.
01:03:23:2701:03:28:25Steve [GM]over, under or the same you’d think it’s seven
01:03:30:2801:03:34:21Dave [Xeros]What does seven mean in religious terms?
01:03:37:1901:03:38:26Chris [TBD]High five, everyone!
01:03:41:2701:03:48:08Steve [GM]two failed rolls and the monkish priest guy is immediately
01:03:42:1401:03:43:02Brin [Basil]after all.
01:03:42:1801:04:26:06Chris [TBD]Wait, before
01:03:46:0601:03:48:07Jesse [Foulclaw]son of a bitch
01:03:49:1101:03:52:08Dave [Xeros]Claw, are you figuring it out yet?
01:03:50:2101:03:51:06Jesse [Foulclaw]sorry
01:03:52:2001:04:03:22Jesse [Foulclaw]this is my first real experience with the outside world I hate it and I hate every second of this don’t know what I’m feeling right now but I hate
01:03:56:1001:03:57:18Steve [GM]foul claw
01:03:56:2901:03:58:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:04:01:0301:04:11:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Did you
01:04:05:0201:04:06:16Dave [Xeros]Are you catching on yet?
01:04:12:2401:04:15:11Dave [Xeros]We’ll go fly up and just take a look and find out where the watch.
01:04:13:1301:04:15:17Jesse [Foulclaw]three no
01:04:15:2001:04:23:22Steve [GM]three we bet that you can’t figure out it’s a three over under or the same
01:04:26:0601:04:28:24Chris [TBD]we begin or continue.
01:04:30:1901:04:35:15Chris [TBD]We have to win three times two wins.
01:04:34:0901:04:42:25Steve [GM]have four four out of eight attempts so let’s just say if you all get it that’ll be enough
01:04:41:0801:04:41:25Jesse [Foulclaw]it
01:04:43:0601:04:50:25Steve [GM]so if so it’s for four to eight so out of so we want ten out of
01:04:43:1901:04:45:13Dave [Xeros]So where are we at right now then?
01:04:50:2501:05:00:10Steve [GM]or uh eight out of 12 like victories and you have four out of eight yeah okay
01:04:54:1401:04:59:28Dave [Xeros]And we have four… God, so it’s 50-50 split. Okay.
01:05:01:2401:05:07:24Chris [TBD]If you so pretend to do this alligator.
01:05:09:2801:05:10:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:05:10:0801:05:12:04Dave [Xeros]do you have message
01:05:10:2501:05:11:08Steve [GM]they’re just
01:05:11:1801:05:12:28Chris [TBD]Distract them.
01:05:12:1201:05:16:25Steve [GM]well you’ve got a big old beard so they can’t really like read lips or anything so
01:05:14:1001:05:19:10Dave [Xeros]yeah I read hairs
01:05:17:2001:05:24:20Brin [Basil]Yeah, I was going
01:05:25:0601:05:33:07Dave [Xeros]well that’s the thing I kind of remember it and I kind of don’t so it’s fine I’ll
01:05:25:2601:05:27:02Brin [Basil]you read these?
01:05:27:0601:05:28:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:05:34:1201:05:36:11Dave [Xeros]no meta
01:05:35:1501:05:42:21Chris [TBD]okay meta does mage hand can i make it appear anywhere
01:05:36:1601:05:38:04Brin [Basil]I don’t want to talk about it.
01:05:44:1201:05:50:06Dave [Xeros]it’s got like a 20-30 foot radius but it is spectral so no one can see it.
01:05:44:2901:05:47:05Steve [GM]a certain like 30 feet or something
01:05:50:0101:05:51:18Chris [TBD]okay that’s not what i want okay
01:05:51:2501:05:54:12Dave [Xeros]When we’re playing this, is this covered?
01:05:55:1401:06:03:28Steve [GM]yeah it’s like Pirate’s Dice I was thinking of playing Pirate’S Dice but that would take fun so this is just the simplified version of it but yeah, it’s the idea. It’s in a cup
01:05:55:2501:06:05:14Chris [TBD]okay so
01:06:02:2401:06:04:22Dave [Xeros]if he lifted it…
01:06:04:0801:06:05:14Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s no way for us to see it
01:06:05:1401:06:16:19Chris [TBD]i’m gonna cast minor illusion while he’s distracting them oh i’ll go first but
01:06:05:2401:06:07:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I have sleight of hand very well.
01:06:10:0301:06:11:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]of hand, like could Do I sneak it and look?
01:06:10:2101:06:15:16Steve [GM]Do you want me to start over here as it were and so do you get a chance to work on it?
01:06:16:1901:06:24:06Chris [TBD]i’m wait do i have to have time to do it oh i have a minute takes a minute to do it, huh?
01:06:16:2401:06:21:23Dave [Xeros]No, I think we should start over here and then we end up she just walks in and screams higher or lower
01:06:24:2801:06:26:16Dave [Xeros]So give it some time
01:06:26:2701:06:31:29Brin [Basil]I used to be good at gambling, and then I converted to Buddhism. It’s just not working out for me anymore.
01:06:34:1601:06:36:04Steve [GM]Fowlclaw’s like conversion
01:06:36:2801:06:38:20Brin [Basil]sit down
01:06:38:0601:06:41:08Jesse [Foulclaw]my heart just skipped a little bit it’s like buddhism
01:06:47:0301:06:48:26Steve [GM]part of my master’s thesis
01:06:49:1501:06:58:15Dave [Xeros]one time I took these mushrooms and i became a buddhist and it’s how was all at the same time and then i converted to christianity for about
01:06:58:1501:07:07:29Dave [Xeros]a week um but then the idiots uh you know missionaries came in told yeah yeah yep
01:06:59:0501:07:03:22Brin [Basil]it all counts
01:07:05:0201:07:06:27Steve [GM]They’re running cover for you because
01:07:06:1301:08:13:20Brin [Basil]the sky
01:07:07:0201:07:19:02Jesse [Foulclaw]can i well he’s uh while he’s you’re going around getting your brief last guesses and i um can i attempt to distract them so that one of my colleagues here could potentially see
01:07:19:0201:07:28:01Jesse [Foulclaw]the uh numbers either one will be great sure
01:07:19:2901:07:30:23Steve [GM]let’s have you do like a little performance or deception whichever you think will work better okay uh and so yeah
01:07:28:0101:07:51:18Jesse [Foulclaw]sure okay uh
01:07:30:2301:07:33:09Steve [GM]so you help that gives you advantage
01:07:36:2701:07:38:17Chris [TBD]I don’ have to like roll to see if it works?
01:07:40:1201:07:42:25Steve [GM]at that typical role for success
01:07:44:2501:07:45:15Chris [TBD]I’m ready.
01:07:47:2701:07:49:13Steve [GM]get it he’s a bird
01:07:49:0301:07:49:25Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep.
01:07:51:0301:07:51:22Dave [Xeros]He-he
01:07:51:1801:07:59:14Jesse [Foulclaw]well what do i what do i get with advantage what what are you oh thank the heavens thank
01:07:54:1601:07:55:25Steve [GM]a second time and take the higher number
01:07:58:1401:08:02:01Chris [TBD]a failed performance is just as good as a good performance in my opinion.
01:08:06:1401:08:17:26Jesse [Foulclaw]what are we doing okay well it’s so it’s an eight still Oh, there’s a bonus but I only rolled
01:08:09:2501:08:10:20Dave [Xeros]I was
01:08:12:1001:08:13:03Steve [GM]with
01:08:14:0301:08:15:09Steve [GM]performance or deception
01:08:17:2701:08:20:19Jesse [Foulclaw]both times consistently.
01:08:20:1901:08:23:10Steve [GM]that’s I can admire consistency
01:08:23:1101:08:26:04Jesse [Foulclaw]But was it the truth? Was it over?
01:08:28:1601:08:31:06Steve [GM]you failed but I tell you
01:08:29:1301:08:31:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:08:33:0001:08:40:19Chris [TBD]illusion that I’ve cast is make the dice look like they’re actually 1 and 2. And I’m going to say 3!
01:08:40:2301:08:43:14Steve [GM]okay so roll to see if your illusion succeeds
01:08:47:1701:08:50:24Chris [TBD]Come on, come on. Wait, no, not 2. Time out.
01:08:56:2001:08:57:17Chris [TBD]It’s a 9.
01:08:58:0801:08:59:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Oh my gosh.
01:08:58:1701:08:59:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:08:59:0201:08:59:19Steve [GM]annoying
01:08:59:1301:09:00:08Chris [TBD]A 9.
01:09:02:0001:09:02:29Chris [TBD]It’s an 8.
01:09:02:2101:09:11:10Steve [GM]yeah so unfortunately that what happens is the cup starts to like instead of the dice changing the cup start to like
01:09:11:1001:09:22:22Steve [GM]clump it down and look around really confused like okay so you said three which is what they declared right
01:09:18:0301:09:20:14Chris [TBD]Well, I still said 3, so…
01:09:41:1301:09:41:26Jesse [Foulclaw]the numbers.
01:09:41:2601:09:54:26Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s very analytical oh
01:09:42:2001:09:44:16Steve [GM]remember it’s been too long
01:09:50:0701:09:50:17Steve [GM]under
01:09:52:1901:09:55:03Chris [TBD]That would mean it had to be two wads.
01:09:54:0301:10:00:09Brin [Basil]we all agree so that you know I don’t know is that better no it’s better
01:10:00:0901:10:10:12Brin [Basil]to divide and conquer okay alright um I mean he did lift that just a few times
01:10:02:1101:10:05:11Dave [Xeros]yeah we’re at 50 right now so
01:10:02:2001:10:03:08Chris [TBD]Yes.
01:10:10:1201:10:15:29Brin [Basil]And being very quick, I happen to see a little bit.
01:10:15:2901:10:18:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:10:17:1601:10:24:28Dave [Xeros]a fleet of foot there this is all meta are
01:10:20:0701:10:20:25Brin [Basil]Right?
01:10:24:0501:10:29:17Jesse [Foulclaw]but when you say your guess you look at the rest of us with this
01:10:24:2901:10:28:08Brin [Basil]That’s right. Dang, I wish there was some way…
01:10:29:2901:10:33:03Chris [TBD]she’s over there clicking away and nobody understands what she’s saying.
01:10:30:0701:10:32:06Brin [Basil]Um, I don’t know.
01:10:33:2701:10:38:08Brin [Basil]But like here’s the thing. Like I think I’m second guessing myself.
01:10:39:2001:10:41:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:10:40:2901:10:42:01Dave [Xeros]it’s not just me
01:10:42:1101:10:43:25Brin [Basil]No, shut up!
01:10:43:2501:10:46:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:10:43:2501:10:47:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:10:43:2701:10:46:03Steve [GM]It’s most definitely just you.
01:10:44:0501:10:45:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:10:45:1301:10:46:02Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:10:47:2001:10:51:03Brin [Basil]So I’m going to say over.
01:10:54:2401:10:56:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m gonna say over as well
01:10:58:1201:11:00:11Dave [Xeros]and who the hell is this
01:11:02:1101:11:03:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I was going to say over.
01:11:04:0701:11:08:11Brin [Basil]Okay, I was like I’m pretty sure that was a five or six you know what I mean?
01:11:04:2401:11:05:22Chris [TBD]Good job!
01:11:07:1801:11:11:09Steve [GM]So you said under so no, no and yes and yes.
01:11:08:2401:11:22:12Brin [Basil]You said everything
01:11:15:0801:11:17:27Steve [GM]six out of
01:11:19:2901:11:24:26Steve [GM]we will let everything ride on Hayley who just walked in
01:11:22:1701:11:26:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]My name is Gypsy
01:11:30:1901:11:40:23Dave [Xeros]gypsy j kinks is she gonna be walking in the door okay i’m gonna go punch her in the face
01:11:31:2901:11:36:20Steve [GM]friend from town happened to be visiting in Locke
01:11:33:2801:11:41:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Jaykins Why? What did I do
01:11:37:2801:11:38:26Steve [GM]and
01:11:43:1501:11:48:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]uh that is your own imagination you have no proof
01:11:48:2301:11:54:28Dave [Xeros]talked to everyone in the brothel and they all said you were there and you were spending my money
01:11:49:1301:11:54:27Brin [Basil]spending my money
01:11:54:0401:12:05:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i think
01:11:56:2501:12:02:22Dave [Xeros]and it’s because I’ve taken all of my money and written my name on it so they knew it was mine
01:12:01:0601:12:04:10Jesse [Foulclaw]serenity serenITY now remember
01:12:05:1901:12:08:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]she’ll listen to the priest and i also think it’s in your imagination
01:12:07:1701:12:11:17Jesse [Foulclaw]yes, conflict is the mind killer
01:12:08:1501:12:11:02Dave [Xeros]conflict, conflict resolution
01:12:12:0501:12:15:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:12:12:0501:12:15:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:12:12:2401:12:15:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:12:15:1601:12:16:26Dave [Xeros]shall we pray?
01:12:18:0501:12:19:19Jesse [Foulclaw]let’s pray for Haley
01:12:21:0301:12:23:07Dave [Xeros]Pray while I kick her ass.
01:12:23:1101:12:25:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you while y’all pray i’m gonna do some gambling
01:12:25:1901:12:37:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]how about that can you can you could you pray a little quieter please
01:12:26:0001:12:29:12Jesse [Foulclaw]for her soul and that she guesses correctly
01:12:28:1201:12:35:13Steve [GM]the number of the dice it’s either above the number i rolled
01:12:30:0001:12:35:20Dave [Xeros]Okay, dear Gog, please let…
01:12:37:1101:12:37:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thank you.
01:12:37:1801:12:39:26Steve [GM]here i’ll just mute his microphone
01:12:39:0101:12:39:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:12:40:1501:12:47:11Brin [Basil]Oh, my gosh.
01:12:40:2901:12:41:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:12:41:2701:12:43:12Dave [Xeros]Please don’t.
01:12:43:2101:12:45:16Jesse [Foulclaw]there has been a button for that the whole time
01:12:44:2401:12:47:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:12:45:1301:12:52:05Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:12:46:2901:12:48:10Dave [Xeros]Son of a bitch!
01:12:47:2001:12:49:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:12:47:2901:12:50:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:12:49:0901:12:51:26Chris [TBD]Oh, came back on just too late.
01:12:51:1401:12:56:18Steve [GM]so i rolled the number it’s the number i’m gonna say it’s
01:12:58:0301:13:01:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Wow, why are there three choices? That’s kind of…
01:13:02:0401:13:04:13Chris [TBD]THE number, or above the number.
01:13:02:2801:13:04:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, I know. That’s good.
01:13:04:2301:13:11:06Dave [Xeros]kind of remember it’s pants overpants underpants or just pants.
01:13:08:2801:13:12:26Steve [GM]just pads also known as all
01:13:13:1301:13:15:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:13:13:1301:13:15:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:13:13:2301:13:14:12Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:13:16:0301:13:18:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay. Wait, is this all riding on me?
01:13:20:0401:13:29:16Steve [GM]succeed then the whole gambling facility will be impressed and you get a free night stay so it’s low stakes but it’s all on
01:13:28:2901:13:30:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay. Let’s do it.
01:13:31:1501:13:32:16Brin [Basil]gypsy and guess right.
01:13:34:2201:13:43:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And can I use any sort of like my skills? So I have pretty good sleight of hand. So can I, like, kind of try and sneak a look?
01:13:44:2401:13:52:13Steve [GM]mean everybody’s like this is kind of setup so they’ve got the answer right here and they’re all just sitting here waiting for you to go right in the middle of the table.
01:13:47:2001:13:49:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And everyone can see it.
01:13:52:1001:13:55:04Dave [Xeros]can our prayer like cause a distraction
01:13:52:1201:13:54:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, so sleight-of-hand won’t help.
01:13:56:2001:14:01:04Steve [GM]I mean, if you roll a four again, no it won’t.
01:13:59:0001:14:03:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Like, can I spill a drink accidentally on the table?
01:14:00:0001:14:02:16Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t know I don t know. I don’t know that people
01:14:03:2501:14:06:09Steve [GM]So you want to do a distraction?
01:14:05:0101:14:10:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And, like… I want to distract and use my sleight of hand to take a peek. Can I try that?
01:14:09:2401:14:15:13Steve [GM]Yeah, that would be… I think that’d be a deception to spill your drink and then a sleight of hand
01:14:12:1701:14:13:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay.
01:14:16:0701:14:17:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Who’s helping me?
01:14:16:2801:14:18:22Dave [Xeros]I’ll roll to help
01:14:18:1901:14:19:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay.
01:14:20:0101:14:21:20Chris [TBD]like, OH MY GOSH!
01:14:20:2701:14:26:04Steve [GM]so yeah, just combine your d20s this is the deception part
01:14:26:0201:14:33:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so i have a plus one deception you succeeded i need
01:14:28:1101:14:32:11Dave [Xeros]it’s okay, I succeeded hands down
01:14:31:1901:14:32:28Steve [GM]15 or higher
01:14:34:1001:14:38:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this is what happens when you take people’s money
01:14:36:0201:14:38:15Dave [Xeros]this is what happens when you take people’s money
01:14:38:1201:14:39:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:14:38:1201:14:39:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:14:38:1201:14:40:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:14:39:0101:14:45:03Jesse [Foulclaw]Karma, karma so
01:14:39:1301:14:47:22Steve [GM]All right, so you attempt to spill the drink but instead of knocking it onto the table, you accidentally just drop it on the ground and everyone’s just like
01:14:45:0201:14:48:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh darn it okay well
01:14:49:1001:15:01:14Chris [TBD]number did you say it was what
01:14:49:1101:15:01:09Jesse [Foulclaw]I’ll attempt, can I attempt another distraction while she’s to help her out? Sweet. So I’m not accustomed to this area. I don’t know that people don’t pray
01:14:55:1101:14:57:08Steve [GM]We’ll give you one more distraction.
01:14:56:1601:14:58:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]one more chance and then i have sleight of hand
01:15:01:0901:15:03:20Jesse [Foulclaw]out loud so I’m just… Oh please!
01:15:01:1401:15:10:05Chris [TBD]are
01:15:03:1601:15:04:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:15:04:1301:15:05:19Steve [GM]Jump up on the table.
01:15:05:0801:15:14:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Forgive her for her sins that she may have stolen all of these funds from dear, dear Eros Please forgive
01:15:11:1001:15:13:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]again i didn’t steal anything
01:15:14:2301:15:22:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i didn ‘nt steal anything do i have to roll too because
01:15:18:0001:15:19:09Steve [GM]Alright, roll
01:15:22:0201:15:33:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]apparently my rolls are okay
01:15:22:2101:15:23:23Steve [GM]distracts us
01:15:24:1601:15:24:26Jesse [Foulclaw]whatever
01:15:25:1901:15:28:00Steve [GM]So now you can try a quick slide hand as everyone turns
01:15:28:2401:15:30:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:15:31:2101:15:32:10Chris [TBD]out loud
01:15:34:1601:15:46:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i’m gonna say i actually didn’t get a good look at that though so i’m going to say upper I’m going to go say hi. I’m gonna say hi Higher than 10
01:15:39:1101:15:40:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:15:39:2001:15:40:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:15:43:2501:15:54:02Chris [TBD]wait 10 i said higher oh
01:15:45:2901:15:53:05Dave [Xeros]don’t get it it’s only her it’s
01:15:46:0301:15:52:22Steve [GM]higher than tan all right oh you don’t get it go you already went this is it was
01:15:46:0501:15:56:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m just acting It was all on me That’s why I was like I don’t want to ruin this
01:15:54:0201:15:59:13Chris [TBD]well trevarius has no idea man I say hi there!
01:15:54:1001:15:54:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Hayley
01:16:00:1601:16:01:26Steve [GM]showed up you’re like i did it
01:16:00:1901:16:01:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:16:00:1901:16:02:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:16:02:1601:16:03:01Chris [TBD]Yes!
01:16:04:0601:16:04:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thank you
01:16:04:2801:16:16:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, since
01:16:05:0901:16:10:29Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re welcome now let us offer gratitude for this bounteous
01:16:11:2601:16:15:28Steve [GM]reason that interests the tavern he lowers a lot less and so they all just kind of
01:16:16:0601:16:20:11Dave [Xeros]Okay sense no no sense since we’re all getting a free night here
01:16:16:2901:16:18:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:16:17:0701:16:17:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Since
01:16:21:2601:16:24:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Wait, wait I don’ t wanna share a room With that guy though
01:16:21:2601:16:23:06Dave [Xeros]Drinks drinks on me
01:16:27:1701:16:33:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Again This is all speculation All of a sudden I saw That I like brothels
01:16:31:2301:16:33:25Chris [TBD]Is this why you only have pants?
01:16:33:1501:16:37:24Dave [Xeros]All I got left is pants All I Got Left Is Pants
01:16:34:2701:16:36:26Chris [TBD]Did she take the shirt off your back?
01:16:37:1601:16:40:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Your mic’s off We can’t hear you Can’t hear yo
01:16:37:2301:16:39:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:16:40:2401:16:46:00Dave [Xeros]I screamed loud enough for your mic to pick me up This is why I only have pants left
01:16:43:0601:16:44:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:16:46:2901:16:47:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So you’re poor.
01:16:47:1101:16:48:17Chris [TBD]Shirt off his back.
01:16:48:1601:16:51:03Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. Remember when you spent all the money?
01:16:50:1001:16:52:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You should get a new career.
01:16:54:1301:16:58:02Dave [Xeros]I’m going solo so one day I’ll have so much money and I’ll put you in jail.
01:17:01:1201:17:07:16Jesse [Foulclaw]don’t listen to him it’s okay he sometimes says things that doesn’t mean
01:17:07:1901:17:09:29Dave [Xeros]It’s OK. I’m gonna go meditate.
01:17:11:1601:17:19:11Steve [GM]You get to enjoy an evening for free thanks to the incredible gambling slash lying abilities of the group
01:17:11:1701:17:15:02Brin [Basil]Bribery, I’m not joining you.
01:17:19:2001:17:20:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Nat 20s!
01:17:20:2501:17:22:21Jesse [Foulclaw]that didn’t at all
01:17:22:1701:17:23:13Dave [Xeros]No, not at all.
01:17:23:1101:17:24:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:17:24:0501:17:25:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Glad I didn’t miss anything.
01:17:26:0701:17:27:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:17:27:1501:17:29:03Dave [Xeros]You do need to introduce yourself though.
01:17:28:2801:17:32:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, how did we introduce ourselves like?
01:17:32:0801:17:37:24Dave [Xeros]The bartender is Is gonna say And who is this And then You can tell us Who you are
01:17:41:2501:17:53:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I didn t study that much so I m really sorry. But my name is Gypsy Jenkins. I am a descendant of the Jenkins line original town and original killer
01:17:53:2301:17:54:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]of
01:17:57:1301:18:02:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Zen. Did I forget his name? Of the Great Satan.
01:18:00:1601:18:01:26Dave [Xeros]the great Satan.
01:18:03:0401:18:05:04Jesse [Foulclaw]what the but continue
01:18:04:2401:18:08:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You can believe what you want over there, little bird.
01:18:08:1401:18:10:18Jesse [Foulclaw]it is written who
01:18:09:1301:18:11:28Dave [Xeros]Okay, I just want to know what was written. What was written?
01:18:10:1901:18:22:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]K-tweet tweet. Anyways. Okay, anyways. I am a
01:18:13:1701:18:14:13Jesse [Foulclaw]talking who
01:18:15:2001:18:17:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:18:15:2901:18:16:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:18:17:0501:18:17:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m
01:18:24:0201:18:27:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]shapeshifter with a
01:18:31:2001:18:40:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]tendency to wolves i don’t know the word but like wolf yes thank you um i am also a um
01:18:40:1701:18:50:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i also am uh have an ancestral race through the fey so
01:18:50:0501:18:59:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i speak some sylvan some common and then i also maybe i’m a little bit fluent in the thieves camp because i just like it
01:19:01:0201:19:08:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i’ve never stolen so i don’t know what you’re talking about uh no i don t do that often only
01:19:04:0101:19:05:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, and you’ve never lied either,
01:19:07:0701:19:08:15Dave [Xeros]Uh-huh, yeah, okay.
01:19:08:2901:19:19:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]one only when it calls for it so i dont do that often um people say i spent a lot of time in the brothel but i mean
01:19:19:2101:19:20:15Dave [Xeros]Serenity now.
01:19:20:1001:19:22:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i dont think i think i spend a lot
01:19:24:0101:19:27:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]um i’m just trying to live up to my family’s name
01:19:27:2501:19:30:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah. That old, old family name of yours.
01:19:31:2601:19:42:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]jaykins but my I’ve changed it to J. J is short for Jay, J-A-Y So there you go
01:19:39:2001:19:41:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:19:44:0901:19:45:15Brin [Basil]That’s awesome.
01:19:47:0801:19:54:22Chris [TBD]on TBD looks around and realizes suddenly as his allergies start kicking in that he’s with just a group of animals.
01:19:52:0501:19:53:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:19:54:2101:19:55:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:19:56:0401:19:58:04Steve [GM]a devil in his
01:19:57:0801:19:58:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:19:57:0801:19:57:28Dave [Xeros]Um…
01:20:00:1901:20:01:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:20:00:1901:20:02:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:20:00:2901:20:01:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:02:1001:20:13:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I can also see in 2020 now I got laid so I can see now
01:20:03:1701:20:04:12Steve [GM]and power cord
01:20:10:0301:20:10:23Dave [Xeros]Look at you!
01:20:11:0401:20:12:05Brin [Basil]you! It’s awesome!
01:20:13:2201:20:24:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]here’s my creepy bruising not as bad I can say Anyways
01:20:16:1601:20:21:22Dave [Xeros]Yes. She read the good book and now she can see.
01:20:18:1001:20:20:01Chris [TBD]Oh, it is getting better. You’re right.
01:20:24:0401:20:29:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Thanks for letting me make you win You’re welcome for the free night.
01:20:27:2501:20:31:00Dave [Xeros]Yeah. Uh-huh. Drinks on me.
01:20:29:2401:20:30:18Steve [GM]okay
01:20:31:2901:20:38:12Jesse [Foulclaw]it was the higher powers that helped us out but thank you they answered our call
01:20:35:2801:20:37:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Sure, I’ll let you have that one.
01:20:41:2501:20:48:09Steve [GM]80 minutes to get through one activity but it’s also worth pointing out that we also had
01:20:45:1301:20:46:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:20:47:0601:20:49:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Sounds like us!
01:20:48:2401:20:51:26Chris [TBD]Is all we got out of it was a free night stay?
01:20:52:0501:20:53:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:20:53:0501:20:58:24Steve [GM]to take like five minutes ten minutes
01:20:55:2001:20:56:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:20:58:0701:20:59:06Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:20:59:1601:21:04:12Jesse [Foulclaw]steve picked the simplest activity you could possibly have gone with
01:21:01:1801:21:03:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:21:01:1801:21:03:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:21:03:0901:21:03:25Chris [TBD]No, no, no.
01:21:04:1401:21:05:04Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:21:04:2601:21:07:29Chris [TBD]There’s something simpler and that is opening a door
01:21:05:1401:21:06:28Jesse [Foulclaw]because he knows
01:21:07:2901:21:35:16Chris [TBD]unless we
01:21:07:2901:21:09:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:21:07:2901:21:10:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:21:08:1201:21:12:28Dave [Xeros]Yeah, we can’t do that either. So, which is fine.
01:21:13:0101:21:23:14Steve [GM]uh anyway so it’s one some meta talk here it’s 10 12 and i had three ideas for things that you could do on the way
01:21:23:1401:21:29:28Steve [GM]to levatorum so i’m thinking let’s do those things and then we’ll get to the barren drift
01:21:35:1601:21:39:28Chris [TBD]can get through these activities really fast. Let’s do it.
01:21:40:1901:21:43:00Dave [Xeros]Not a possibility. Not even remotely.
01:21:41:2601:21:42:15Brin [Basil]It’s…
01:21:44:0901:21:45:19Dave [Xeros]Yep, you got high hopes.
01:21:45:1501:21:50:19Jesse [Foulclaw]thinking everyone just say what comes to your mind and just roll the dice
01:21:49:1901:21:51:29Chris [TBD]That is the opposite of what we should do.
01:21:51:0001:21:59:13Steve [GM]if we look at the incredible map that they’ve made we’ve got um lock is where we were
01:21:51:1501:21:53:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:21:51:1501:21:53:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:21:51:2501:21:52:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:21:53:1501:21:55:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Fowlclaw? Basil?
01:21:54:1001:21:55:22Brin [Basil]Basel.
01:21:59:1301:22:06:07Steve [GM]for the night and because we’re heading toward uh the southern tip we’re gonna go um
01:22:06:1901:22:18:08Steve [GM]through the mantle here also known as the chuldreth range if you remember the chouldreth is like a spider people so they’re like spiders but
01:22:18:0801:22:22:07Steve [GM]there are also people that will stab you as if like the spiders aren’t enough
01:22:23:2101:22:25:09Chris [TBD]I remember those things.
01:22:24:2601:22:31:04Steve [GM]so this is the originally called the childreth mountains but over time it’s become
01:22:25:2101:22:28:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So this is originally called
01:22:31:0401:22:42:26Steve [GM]the mantles um there’s a pass that you can go through uh which so like getting there isn’t necessarily a problem but it is a bit of a hike takes you a couple of days
01:22:43:0601:22:53:13Dave [Xeros]are we going via like green spire or because there’s a there’s a way through the mountains or like the actual cave that goes through the mountain from green spired pearl spire
01:22:55:1901:23:05:22Steve [GM]you’re going through a mountain pass because you’re trying to head towards like pearl itself and as you’re hiking through you come across a small
01:23:05:2201:23:17:07Steve [GM]uh a small cabin in the woods obviously you have the option to no sense of self -professing
01:23:14:1301:23:25:20Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s no sense of fear or like there’s no reason for me to be like worried about this or anything just like that
01:23:18:2901:23:29:17Dave [Xeros]you didn’t read about the cavern in the woods um and university um um there’s a you
01:23:23:0301:23:25:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]have you not heard of him until dawn
01:23:29:1701:23:36:07Dave [Xeros]know the shed with the uh saws and the um chains okay
01:23:37:1901:23:45:29Jesse [Foulclaw]is this in exodus or is this which is this one are you referring to okay i’m
01:23:40:0901:23:40:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:23:44:1201:23:51:14Dave [Xeros]what did you guys do in the dorms like a new university
01:23:47:2401:23:59:07Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m walking towards the cabin he’s still talking and i’m kind of moseying my way you know how ang is like kind of just sort of like you know oblivious a little bit
01:24:01:2501:24:11:02Steve [GM]nortel just lights another cigar and follows after you i am quitting apparently that’s what i sound like now
01:24:08:2601:24:14:12Brin [Basil]I promise you, he does not quit. I promise he doesn’t quit.
01:24:15:0301:24:16:22Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s the first time he’s spoken
01:24:15:2901:24:17:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:24:16:1001:24:17:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:24:16:1901:24:17:28Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:24:17:0201:24:18:02Dave [Xeros]all right
01:24:17:2401:24:18:20Jesse [Foulclaw]80 minutes
01:24:18:1101:24:20:08Chris [TBD]You were here the whole time?
01:24:20:0901:24:25:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]what is that slurping
01:24:22:2101:24:24:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:24:24:2901:24:27:07Jesse [Foulclaw]he was just puffing all the time
01:24:25:2401:24:36:05Steve [GM]think leaf we should talk about it
01:24:26:0801:24:29:02Dave [Xeros]Nautil Nautile what is that what’s in there
01:24:37:1001:24:41:12Jesse [Foulclaw]maybe there’s somebody in that cabin that can help give us directions or supplies or something
01:24:42:2601:24:43:24Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to follow.
01:24:44:0901:24:49:09Steve [GM]okay i’m assuming you’re all fine going to check out this small cabin in the woods
01:24:49:0501:24:49:21Chris [TBD]Absolutely.
01:24:51:0201:24:54:16Brin [Basil]I prefer Under the Stars but it’s alright.
01:24:52:2301:24:58:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yeah is there like a purpose for us right now are we just hanging out
01:24:53:2301:24:54:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:57:2001:24:59:22Steve [GM]it is getting dark right
01:24:59:0101:25:01:14Dave [Xeros]Well no, we’re actually heading to Levitorum.
01:25:02:0201:25:04:19Steve [GM]Yeah, so we’re hiking Haley.
01:25:03:2101:25:09:08Dave [Xeros]When did she join us? Why is she with us? She was just at the bar.
01:25:04:2801:25:14:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh okay yeah i’m clearing my name
01:25:07:1101:25:12:23Steve [GM]Well, I imagine that she’s wanting to clear her name and so she’s following after
01:25:15:0701:25:22:26Dave [Xeros]Like I don’t know. I don’ think there’s any brothels in this cabin in the woods the cabin-in-the-woods brothel. Can you read the sign?
01:25:15:2901:25:24:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]do you let me tell you now who at the brothel have you been talking to
01:25:24:1901:25:35:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]was it henry because he has a thing against me oh he has a thing agains me because his sister went after a guy i was interested in and then
01:25:27:0401:25:28:17Dave [Xeros]See so you do know Henry
01:25:34:2301:25:39:18Jesse [Foulclaw]See, most people think that contention is of the devil.
01:25:35:2301:25:43:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]broke up that’s all i thought of he has the thing against me so why don’t you talk
01:25:40:0301:25:42:01Chris [TBD]I’m going to roll a perception check
01:25:43:2401:25:51:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]to everyone else at the brothel it’s great
01:25:47:2501:25:52:05Brin [Basil]is that the place where they brush your hair I’ve been there
01:25:51:1101:26:00:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]um you know what i don’t have friends there okay well not too but
01:25:58:1301:26:04:05Chris [TBD]An 18 plus
01:26:04:0501:26:13:01Dave [Xeros]oh what are you checking by the way oh oh so you’re you’re trying to stay above our pettiness
01:26:04:2901:26:05:22Brin [Basil]Oh, my.
01:26:06:2901:26:09:14Chris [TBD]Just checking the area out. We haven’t done that yet.
01:26:08:1801:26:12:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]oh I was checking you’re trying to say about a head
01:26:09:0701:26:10:24Steve [GM]What do you notice?
01:26:10:0701:26:12:28Jesse [Foulclaw]just making sure i don’t die when i walk up to the cabin
01:26:12:2801:26:13:22Steve [GM]TBD.
01:26:13:1201:26:14:10Chris [TBD]It’s a 19.
01:26:15:0201:26:16:19Steve [GM]Yeah, while you’re looking around
01:26:17:2301:26:20:07Steve [GM]So as the bickering happens
01:26:19:0401:26:29:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh me
01:26:19:2601:26:21:29Jesse [Foulclaw]is he like a is he above the tree line
01:26:22:2101:26:23:13Chris [TBD]7 feet.
01:26:24:0901:26:25:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:26:25:0801:26:25:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:26:25:1401:26:35:08Steve [GM]um you notice that this this cabin is definitely derelict there’s no one like it looks abandoned
01:26:26:2901:26:28:14Dave [Xeros]his eyes are just above
01:26:35:0801:26:45:01Steve [GM]the the shingles are coming down the the area is overgrown with weeds a broken window
01:26:35:2801:26:36:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]well
01:26:36:1101:26:38:10Dave [Xeros]You know what? I think I remember
01:26:37:1201:26:37:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yeah
01:26:45:0101:26:54:26Steve [GM]so it looks uh very much not just abandoned but like rapidly so there’s uh part of the door is broken um and in the
01:26:54:2601:27:06:19Steve [GM]dust you see a lot of fairly large like pock marks as if something sharp had gone into the ground that’s kind of what
01:27:06:1901:27:08:05Steve [GM]the dirt looks like
01:27:08:1701:27:10:08Dave [Xeros]going to a fashion show
01:27:10:1601:27:13:02Jesse [Foulclaw]Like spider legs.
01:27:13:2501:27:15:16Chris [TBD]Pockmarks, like they’re planting seeds?
01:27:14:2501:27:17:19Dave [Xeros]No, it’s like spider legs.
01:27:19:2101:27:19:28Steve [GM]had
01:27:20:2101:27:22:09Dave [Xeros]Can he do
01:27:22:1001:27:23:17Chris [TBD]I’ve stayed in worse.
01:27:23:2001:27:25:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:27:24:2601:27:27:13Chris [TBD]When you’re on the road you just kind of have to go with it.
01:27:28:0501:27:28:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:27:32:2501:27:35:26Steve [GM]well with your immense strength of plus one
01:27:32:2901:27:33:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:27:36:0301:27:38:21Dave [Xeros]Yes, you’re gonna knock down the door
01:27:36:2401:27:37:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:27:39:1501:27:55:27Chris [TBD]just said knock on I didn’t say rock on no
01:27:43:1101:27:45:15Steve [GM]I open the door with my power cord
01:27:44:2801:27:49:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i think i’m have i reached the door i have my scroll
01:27:47:2701:27:54:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Are you old?
01:27:51:1501:27:53:26Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i have scrolls with me
01:27:51:1801:27:53:18Dave [Xeros]Yeah, he’s gonna go convert
01:27:53:1801:27:56:12Steve [GM]oh, oh, your pass along scrolls
01:27:55:0601:28:00:08Jesse [Foulclaw]pamphlets were destroyed in the old world we’re back to scrolls
01:28:00:0401:28:05:01Steve [GM]back to scrolls so you’re going you’re practicing you’re attracting
01:28:00:1901:28:02:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:28:00:2901:28:01:28Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:28:01:1801:28:02:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:28:02:1901:28:12:24Jesse [Foulclaw]we haven’t figured out folding yet well i I have arms too
01:28:05:0701:28:24:11Chris [TBD]so
01:28:06:0601:28:07:12Steve [GM]so you try to knock
01:28:07:2001:28:09:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:28:10:2301:28:12:01Dave [Xeros]This is why he’s not very successful.
01:28:11:2101:28:13:27Brin [Basil]He just, he just dusted off.
01:28:12:2401:28:14:20Jesse [Foulclaw]wings and arms
01:28:13:2301:28:15:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:28:14:0201:28:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:28:14:1801:28:16:11Dave [Xeros]No one’s answering!
01:28:16:1001:28:17:08Steve [GM][laughter]
01:28:16:2901:28:17:18Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:28:17:1301:28:18:09Dave [Xeros]Knock no…
01:28:19:1101:28:31:10Steve [GM]why am I cursed with such quietness uh the
01:28:21:1401:28:30:07Jesse [Foulclaw]I could just use my beak, though. I’m probably going to go up and just like tick-tick-tck Just gonna peck on the door Yeah, yeah, yeah Exactly That’s what’s gonna happen So Yep
01:28:23:1101:28:25:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:28:24:0901:28:25:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:28:24:1101:28:30:24Chris [TBD]what happened
01:28:26:0401:28:26:25Brin [Basil]Woodpecker?
01:28:26:1401:28:33:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I like musky.
01:28:29:0801:28:30:02Dave [Xeros]Oh, okay.
01:28:31:1001:28:36:13Steve [GM]door creaks open uh and a musky musty smell kind of just
01:28:36:1301:28:45:16Steve [GM]wafts over you uh okay well then it’s that too is that what you call henry uh so i
01:28:39:2001:28:40:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:28:40:2101:28:43:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Well you’re a gypsy You’re filthy So Yeah, I guess
01:28:46:1601:28:58:11Steve [GM]the dilapidated nature of the outside is reflected in the chaotic mess of the inside this place is completely just like torn to pieces there are slashes in the wall there’s
01:28:58:1101:29:08:05Steve [GM]burn marks outside of the chimney as if something hit like maybe a fire bolt or something splashed this wall burned some wood there’s
01:29:10:0201:29:21:23Steve [GM]couple of cupboards that are and like a small trunk next to a rather ruined bed that don’t look like they’ve been disturbed but other than that, this place
01:29:21:2301:29:24:22Steve [GM]has kind of just something bad happened here
01:29:26:0001:29:36:04Dave [Xeros]As he’s opening can I cast a spell?
01:29:27:0701:29:33:11Steve [GM]it’s pretty torn up But there’s a trunk by the bed that is apparently unopened.
01:29:29:0201:29:41:02Chris [TBD]Oh, you
01:29:33:0001:29:42:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m going
01:29:37:2901:29:39:10Dave [Xeros]I’m going to cast Minor Illusion.
01:29:41:0701:29:51:19Dave [Xeros]uh i’m gonna make this whole place look like a straight up like palace gingerbread house um so everyone just feels really comfortable staying the night here
01:29:47:2001:29:48:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:29:48:1901:29:57:24Brin [Basil]Um, so it’s getting
01:29:49:1501:29:58:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]can talk
01:29:54:1401:29:59:08Jesse [Foulclaw]Do we need to stay the night here? Or are we just on the road? Oh, okay. Sorry.
01:29:57:0201:30:03:03Steve [GM]It’s getting dark and it could be a good idea. Could be a bad idea.
01:29:58:0001:30:04:10Dave [Xeros]yeah yeah yeah i just am just trying to yeah just trying
01:30:00:1301:30:02:17Brin [Basil]I still need a friend of mine.
01:30:01:2801:30:02:22Jesse [Foulclaw]We’re just scouting.
01:30:04:1001:30:15:26Dave [Xeros]to make everyone feel comfortable uh you know this thing is no one else has seen
01:30:06:1101:30:06:27Steve [GM]Okay.
01:30:06:1901:30:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Does it work?
01:30:08:2001:30:15:03Steve [GM]And since I’ve just described how horrible it looks, I’m going to say that to get a success you’re going to need an 18 this time.
01:30:15:1501:30:23:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]will hit
01:30:15:2601:30:18:21Dave [Xeros]me inside though i’m not doing it on the outside i’m just doing
01:30:17:0601:30:25:18Chris [TBD]To all of us or to me I’m at the door so
01:30:19:2201:30:22:13Steve [GM]Right but I just described what the inside looked like.
01:30:25:1801:30:32:07Jesse [Foulclaw]as the door is opening and there’s like…
01:30:25:1801:31:12:14Chris [TBD]I could see in what
01:30:26:1101:30:29:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay, you’re going to say
01:30:27:1201:30:34:27Steve [GM]i’m good i’m just gonna say 18 to 18 to succeed so yeah increase your difficulty that’s
01:30:29:1001:30:35:11Dave [Xeros]gonna say 18 and 18 18 to make this work okay all right um
01:30:30:2801:30:31:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Okay
01:30:35:1101:30:45:07Dave [Xeros]yeah but that’s thing is uh okay yep yep okay hold up but this is minor illusion is just a cast
01:30:45:0701:30:56:23Dave [Xeros]it’s the greatest sound or an image of an object within range that lasts the duration so do you want me to actually roll to see of the success of this Okay, so is this a deception?
01:30:50:1201:30:52:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]do you want the deck?
01:30:50:1601:30:57:25Steve [GM]i’m wondering if it correct sure yeah
01:30:57:1801:30:58:01Dave [Xeros]Yeah.
01:30:57:2501:31:02:23Steve [GM]if that works best for you there you go all right so
01:31:01:2201:31:07:20Jesse [Foulclaw]This is going to backfire big time.
01:31:02:2301:31:11:02Steve [GM]thought you saw a horribly destroyed house but really it’s the bed is immaculately uh folded
01:31:04:1401:31:06:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:31:07:0101:31:08:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:31:07:0101:31:08:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:31:07:1101:31:08:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:31:07:1901:31:08:08Dave [Xeros]Probably.
01:31:11:0201:31:18:03Steve [GM]up and like there’s a small fire burning not warmly at all from the hearth as
01:31:12:1401:31:31:21Chris [TBD]did
01:31:18:0001:31:19:01Dave [Xeros]Look at this.
01:31:18:1101:31:27:03Steve [GM]there’s kind of a vague smell of sage in the air i clearly highly like not even
01:31:21:2401:31:24:00Dave [Xeros]Gypsy, gypsy, you get the bed.
01:31:22:2201:31:25:22Jesse [Foulclaw]about i feel like there’s cinnamon
01:31:26:0801:31:28:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No, I don’t trust you. What do you do to it?
01:31:28:0801:31:31:06Dave [Xeros]Um… This place looks beautiful.
01:31:31:1101:31:38:20Brin [Basil]I haven’t slept in a bed in a long time
01:31:31:2101:31:51:16Chris [TBD]i tell you this ain’t bad at all he’s
01:31:32:1101:31:33:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’ want the bed. I’m okay thank you though.
01:31:35:0501:31:39:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’ll sit by the fire. I like to curl up in a little ball by the fire.
01:31:40:2001:31:46:21Dave [Xeros]Um, alright, well I’m gonna i’m gonna go um sit in the corner and play some power chords on my violin
01:31:46:2101:31:53:27Dave [Xeros]sing some sad songs that’s not how your violin
01:31:48:1501:31:50:18Steve [GM]how violins work yeah
01:31:50:0401:31:51:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]How about cords?
01:31:51:1601:31:57:17Chris [TBD]got an electric violin.
01:31:51:2201:32:02:04Jesse [Foulclaw]um i’m gonna you said so you said there’s there’s the bed and there’s like some chests next to the bed that look like they’ve been untouched or something
01:32:00:2301:32:11:06Steve [GM]Yeah, like a trunk and there’s an imperfect repair cupboard. Like multiple cupboards that are closed but not at all broken.
01:32:01:1501:32:11:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You lost most of your money looking for your dad, why are you blaming me?
01:32:11:2801:32:13:17Steve [GM]The paint even looks fresh.
01:32:13:2501:32:25:17Jesse [Foulclaw]right everything looks grand well so i don’t want to trespass or intrude so I’m probably first I’m gonna just kind of call out like you know is anybody home hello anything
01:32:27:0001:32:38:26Jesse [Foulclaw]who’s there yeah uh huh no response I’m just they might be in the backyards so I am just going to swoop in going to fly because I don’t
01:32:27:0601:32:28:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:32:28:0501:32:30:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:32:28:1301:32:43:10Chris [TBD]That’s wild.
01:32:36:0801:32:42:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, I used to play cards with Nordle not yet. I play cards with Nortle, not you.
01:32:38:2601:32:44:03Jesse [Foulclaw]want to disturb anything because I can fly silently and I am going to go perch like
01:32:46:0801:32:48:26Jesse [Foulclaw]bed frame
01:32:53:0601:33:01:19Steve [GM]You get a great view of this very small humble but well-maintained hut that looks horrible on the outside, but fantastic on the inside.
01:33:01:1701:33:03:10Dave [Xeros]fantastic from the inside
01:33:03:2301:33:05:02Chris [TBD]cool place.
01:33:07:1901:33:16:20Brin [Basil]other hand and pretty nosy I like to find things so I am going to open the trunk because
01:33:17:1701:33:31:27Brin [Basil]for gems always listen buddy why
01:33:18:0001:33:21:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Well that’s not yours I don’t know if you should touch that
01:33:20:2901:33:22:23Steve [GM]Just do a…
01:33:25:0001:33:25:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Sorry
01:33:26:1701:33:28:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:33:27:2101:33:29:14Dave [Xeros]She’ll kick you in the damn face!
01:33:30:0401:33:31:03Steve [GM]If you’re lucky.
01:33:31:2701:33:34:18Brin [Basil]don’t you just sit there on your perch and mind
01:33:33:2201:33:35:23Jesse [Foulclaw]Can you come very high Can you do
01:33:34:1801:33:50:20Brin [Basil]your own business I can jump really high yeah crazy high okay
01:33:37:2301:33:39:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I just wanted to make sure before
01:33:38:0201:33:40:11Dave [Xeros]Look at these animals.
01:33:39:1401:33:58:27Jesse [Foulclaw]i said wow this
01:33:41:2601:33:49:25Steve [GM]Just a quick sleight-of-hand check just to make sure that you don’t break anything as you’re opening up these other people’s blockers.
01:33:52:1901:33:54:13Steve [GM]Right, so if you scroll over
01:33:58:2701:34:06:01Jesse [Foulclaw]place looks great do you want the top bunk or the bottom i think there’s
01:34:00:2001:34:08:03Brin [Basil]need help with this I’m sorry okay and then I do this
01:34:05:0101:34:12:02Dave [Xeros]Um, I was just going to go sit by the fire and, you know, listen.
01:34:06:0101:34:16:26Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s a bed and then there’s bunks over there oh you don’t wanna well we we usually bunked together
01:34:06:2501:34:15:25Chris [TBD]You the
01:34:09:2801:34:11:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Stay away from me!
01:34:17:0201:34:18:11Dave [Xeros]Okay, so this is what
01:34:19:2001:34:20:12Dave [Xeros]in the fire
01:34:20:0801:34:22:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, oh? Yeah.
01:34:20:2501:34:22:17Chris [TBD]by the fire. Oh.
01:34:23:0901:34:25:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I curled a ball in a little ball by fire.
01:34:27:2301:34:37:19Steve [GM]So you do manage to get it open But as You’re As you Open it up Yeah, it’s surprisingly rust
01:34:30:1601:34:32:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m trying to make our connection.
01:34:31:2801:34:43:16Brin [Basil]okay this latch is really rusty yeah why it glimmering I was expecting to find some gems in here
01:34:37:1901:34:40:18Steve [GM]It looks like it’s just really well maintained
01:34:39:1401:34:41:17Jesse [Foulclaw]the rest of this house looks
01:34:43:1901:34:50:13Dave [Xeros]Yeah, well, sometimes rust can build up in places that look pristine.
01:34:50:0701:34:51:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:34:51:0601:34:52:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:34:54:0201:35:00:18Dave [Xeros]Much like this one’s hot over here.
01:34:55:2101:34:56:25Steve [GM]They can’t
01:34:55:2701:34:58:26Brin [Basil]I you’re just You’re really not making sense
01:34:59:1101:35:02:04Jesse [Foulclaw]is this a rest of development
01:35:00:0001:35:02:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:35:00:2801:35:02:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]what’s the fact
01:35:01:1801:35:03:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:35:02:0601:35:05:09Steve [GM]Yeah Rust actually cannot
01:35:02:1701:35:03:06Steve [GM][laughter]
01:35:02:1701:35:03:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:35:03:0701:35:06:08Jesse [Foulclaw]they can’t he didn’t
01:35:04:1601:35:05:22Dave [Xeros]He didn’t!
01:35:05:1301:35:07:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:35:05:2301:35:07:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:35:05:2301:35:08:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:35:05:2301:35:08:10Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:35:09:0801:35:09:28Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:35:09:1501:35:19:02Steve [GM]what you find though inside uh you see just some familiar kind of um excuse me some clothes
01:35:09:1801:35:10:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:35:09:1801:35:11:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:35:09:2801:35:10:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:35:19:0201:35:25:22Steve [GM]rope blanket standard things that you’d expect to see but you also spot a small bag
01:35:27:0301:35:32:06Steve [GM]just really a pouch and there are, when you open it up you see three
01:35:33:1901:35:34:09Steve [GM]little
01:35:36:0201:35:48:00Steve [GM]prunes type of fruit but they’re not prunes. They look different. So if some anyone wants to do either an arcana survival
01:35:48:0001:35:50:04Steve [GM]or history check any of those will work
01:35:51:2201:36:02:23Chris [TBD]plus six on arcana baby because i’m smart holy hannah that’s a nat 20 plus six
01:35:52:1501:35:54:22Jesse [Foulclaw]oh yes
01:35:53:1001:35:55:14Dave [Xeros]Oh yeah, roll out man.
01:35:56:1901:36:07:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you should
01:36:00:1501:36:06:16Brin [Basil]I mean I’m like looking for a little snack But these don’t look normal Check these for me
01:36:02:2301:36:14:16Chris [TBD]well let me tell you what they are i know exactly what they’re wait what
01:36:09:2101:36:16:23Jesse [Foulclaw]are they called what do they call just tell
01:36:17:2401:36:18:26Steve [GM]Zenzu fruit
01:36:20:1201:36:23:24Chris [TBD]from the far off land of Zen
01:36:23:2401:36:35:19Chris [TBD]listen here man whatever
01:36:24:2901:36:27:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:36:25:1801:36:28:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:36:26:0901:36:37:28Dave [Xeros]that would be from The Orchard I’ve eaten zinzun fruit before and everyone thinks
01:36:27:0601:36:29:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:36:28:2401:36:29:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:36:29:0301:36:30:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:36:36:2601:36:40:02Chris [TBD]and he holds his three fingers up like a W
01:36:37:0301:36:38:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:36:40:0201:36:51:13Chris [TBD]they’re gonna
01:36:40:1901:36:42:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:36:45:1801:36:50:22Steve [GM]right so zenzufruit are going to be something that uh adds a new mechanic for us
01:36:51:2001:36:53:01Chris [TBD]a new mechanic for us
01:36:52:1901:36:58:06Steve [GM]no dude you can stop should we edit that part out
01:36:53:1301:36:55:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:36:57:1801:36:59:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:36:57:2701:36:59:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:36:57:2701:36:59:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:36:57:2701:37:00:00Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:36:58:2101:37:00:09Dave [Xeros]absolutely not
01:37:00:0001:37:02:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:37:00:0801:37:11:07Brin [Basil]It was only plus five Wait this one? Both of these
01:37:00:1001:37:02:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:37:02:2501:37:10:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I don’t
01:37:02:2901:37:06:23Steve [GM]um brin roll d6 you can either do it in the app or just
01:37:06:2301:37:16:22Steve [GM]you know grab a d6 um well three so what happens is when you get as end of fruit
01:37:10:2801:37:39:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]have
01:37:13:2701:37:32:00Brin [Basil]Do I
01:37:16:2201:37:26:17Steve [GM]you crack it open and there will be a random number of pips little seeds inside of that all right and you just roll a 1d6 and that tells me roughly
01:37:26:1701:37:32:18Steve [GM]what kind of die that will represent. So what you’ll do is, so you roll it say you get a four
01:37:32:0001:37:34:09Brin [Basil]do all three of these or just one
01:37:33:1901:37:41:16Steve [GM]sure yeah so like you found 3 of them So you crack open three of them, and there are Three, three, and six So two of them
01:37:35:2701:37:52:18Brin [Basil]right oh yeah I
01:37:39:0501:37:58:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]any.
01:37:41:1601:37:49:28Steve [GM]This is why I was going to bring extra diet
01:37:51:1601:37:52:02Dave [Xeros]You need more dice?
01:37:52:1801:37:53:18Brin [Basil]need to get some sorry
01:37:55:2101:37:57:28Brin [Basil]it was still deciding if I wanted
01:37:58:0001:37:59:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I use my brother’s every time.
01:37:59:0501:38:06:25Steve [GM]And These are all found by Basil And Basil can decide whether or not She wants to share them
01:37:59:1401:38:02:07Brin [Basil]how much do I how much money do I want to commit
01:38:08:2601:38:13:13Steve [GM]It’s all up to you And so what happens is
01:38:19:1601:38:30:05Jesse [Foulclaw]I think
01:38:21:1501:38:23:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I need to have some sort of thing.
01:38:23:0701:38:34:17Steve [GM]Home Like you’ll figure out yeah all right so
01:38:30:0501:38:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw]you know him, but I don’t want to get into that right now.
01:38:33:2201:38:37:13Dave [Xeros]It’s okay, I’m sitting in the fire So don’t worry about it.
01:38:36:0201:38:37:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Separate, separate.
01:38:37:1201:38:39:21Steve [GM]what you’ve got are these
01:38:40:2101:38:43:22Steve [GM]three basically they’re helper dice so
01:38:41:0001:38:42:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Can’t you sit inside?
01:38:44:2801:38:51:02Steve [GM]these are like actual items they’re these little fruit and what you can do is um
01:38:53:2501:38:56:22Steve [GM]use those are yours
01:38:53:2601:38:54:29Brin [Basil]part
01:39:00:0901:39:11:18Steve [GM]let’s say you do a roll to like open the door and you completely fail. You can discard one of those, give it back to me or let’s say
01:39:01:2301:39:13:19Brin [Basil]okay okay so I’m basically like giving you the fruit almost
01:39:16:0801:39:27:11Steve [GM]Another way that you can use it is if we are in a fight and you need to hit this guy for 6 damage and you roll 4 then you can take whichever die you want
01:39:27:1101:39:37:07Steve [GM]roll it in whatever that value is you’ll add it 2 them It could be rolled forward to hit to damage someone. If you’re on a check, if you’re at 13 and you need to get to 15,
01:39:29:0401:39:30:26Brin [Basil]It’s added. Okay, cool.
01:39:37:1901:39:44:04Steve [GM]you can use up one of these fruits so you can just get rid of it to get a free reroll. You can roll it
01:39:39:2101:39:44:27Brin [Basil]Okay, I am lucky.
01:39:41:2501:39:44:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]rid of it, and you can pull it.
01:39:46:0201:39:56:03Chris [TBD]now hold on is this one use per fruit or proceed got it
01:39:47:1401:39:47:28Steve [GM]Yeah.
01:39:51:0601:39:55:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Because the seat comes about 1,000 times a day.
01:39:51:0801:40:00:06Steve [GM]So the seed tells me what value of die you get. She got two threes in a six so that makes 2d4s an easy
01:39:56:0301:40:04:19Chris [TBD]got it nice
01:40:02:1301:40:03:04Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:40:02:1901:40:11:21Steve [GM]you can decide which ones you would give up right? you don’t have to give me the highest value thing this obviously this is how the fruit will work so as you guys find it you’ll be able
01:40:02:2001:40:10:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You can decide what’s going on with how those
01:40:11:2101:40:23:12Steve [GM]to use it despite um and then if let’s say um you’re in a fight especially with you as a fighter if you simply discard two of them can have an additional attack action
01:40:13:1301:40:16:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Then let’s say there’s pipe
01:40:23:2701:40:31:24Steve [GM]in that round um and if you have three of them you’re about to die I discard all of them and they, like, save you.
01:40:33:0601:40:38:20Steve [GM]Like, senzu beans, but there’s zenzu fruit because I am legally distinct.
01:40:35:2801:40:41:23Dave [Xeros]yes do you want to get sued
01:40:36:0501:40:36:20Chris [TBD]Right.
01:40:42:2001:40:44:00Steve [GM]Does that make sense?
01:40:43:1201:40:44:08Brin [Basil]Yes!
01:40:44:2901:40:48:28Chris [TBD]So as a note, you should add it to your inventory if you’ve got it.
01:40:48:2401:40:49:20Brin [Basil]Okay.
01:40:50:0601:40:51:10Dave [Xeros]three zenzu fruit
01:40:51:1101:41:03:05Steve [GM]So she has two d4s and one d6 that she can use and if she wishes to share what she should have you can… Because they’re these tangible dice
01:41:03:0501:41:07:01Steve [GM]That’s the idea is that you’ll have them in front of you You can use them when you want
01:41:06:2501:41:14:17Jesse [Foulclaw]it sounds like we could find more of these though uh we could fight honestly like we can find them in an honest man
01:41:08:2501:41:16:29Steve [GM]it is certainly a high possibility well no
01:41:11:1001:41:18:24Brin [Basil]How do you spell Zanzu? Am I close?
01:41:18:2801:41:20:21Dave [Xeros]um you could just go look in the cupboard
01:41:21:1901:41:24:29Brin [Basil]Zen-zu? Zen?
01:41:25:0501:41:27:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yes I was close I just got one letter
01:41:28:2901:41:30:17Brin [Basil]Oh jeez, my out of breath.
01:41:31:0801:41:40:28Steve [GM]while you guys are uh looking at the zenzou fruit you hear um kind of a like a chittering sound so maybe i can pull up like scary music
01:41:42:2401:41:52:15Dave [Xeros]while this is all happening i’m just sitting in the fire and while i sit in the fire, my tattoos that are gold just start to glow like a bright golden light.
01:41:53:1001:41:54:13Steve [GM]just your illusion?
01:41:55:1901:42:01:15Dave [Xeros]No, they were actually I actually lit a fire in the fireplace so the fire is real.
01:41:57:0201:41:59:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]fire. Oh, oh.
01:42:01:1301:42:14:12Jesse [Foulclaw]this is
01:42:02:2701:42:05:15Dave [Xeros]I’m sitting in it. That’s how I sleep at night. It’s like sleeping
01:42:06:0401:42:07:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s how I sleep at night.
01:42:16:1501:42:24:03Jesse [Foulclaw]i um kind of like a little like fanboy you but this is like when you’re sitting in your fire
01:42:24:0301:42:33:16Jesse [Foulclaw]like i am like i won’t admit it but i’m like deathly afraid because you look like satan yeah
01:42:30:0401:42:30:18Dave [Xeros]Yes?
01:42:32:0701:42:33:02Steve [GM]from Sunday school.
01:42:33:0801:42:36:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:42:33:1801:42:34:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:42:34:2901:42:43:26Jesse [Foulclaw]all the sudden i’m right so i’m on the other side of the room just kind of
01:42:39:0101:42:40:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:42:39:0101:42:40:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:42:39:0601:42:40:07Steve [GM]painting of this guy.
01:42:40:2201:42:42:00Brin [Basil]I’m gonna die!
01:42:43:2601:42:53:28Jesse [Foulclaw]like staring perched did
01:42:46:2501:42:50:24Dave [Xeros]with giant your head swivels completely around 180 degrees
01:42:50:2601:42:51:15Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:42:58:0801:43:01:29Steve [GM]while you all are settling in fire bed not bed
01:43:01:2401:43:04:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]No, no, I’m curled up next to the fire.
01:43:04:1301:43:06:08Chris [TBD]I’m already asleep, baby.
01:43:07:0301:43:09:09Dave [Xeros]see this is how much she wants to be with me
01:43:07:0401:43:08:20Steve [GM]falling asleep checking out
01:43:08:1701:43:09:12Jesse [Foulclaw]just did you
01:43:09:2501:43:11:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You’ve been- I was by the fire!
01:43:13:2301:43:17:20Steve [GM]Nordl doesn’t need. Like, he just curls into his shell
01:43:13:2501:43:24:07Dave [Xeros]it’s the best thing your house is everywhere you go what about the rabbit
01:43:21:0801:43:22:24Steve [GM]everywhere you go
01:43:24:0701:43:27:05Dave [Xeros]can she jump into her shell too
01:43:29:2901:43:32:27Chris [TBD]their brother and sister remember
01:43:30:0401:43:34:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, I did it.
01:43:30:2001:43:34:05Dave [Xeros]She has a shell. Yeah, she’s…
01:43:33:2001:43:35:22Brin [Basil]I cut that off a long time ago.
01:43:35:2901:43:38:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Ooh! Cut off or grew out of?
01:43:36:2001:43:37:15Steve [GM]That’s how
01:43:39:1101:43:47:03Brin [Basil]It was the race, yeah,
01:43:41:1801:43:46:08Dave [Xeros]Was it when you met the Samuriaton that you cut the shell off?
01:43:47:0301:44:00:28Brin [Basil]actually, with the
01:43:49:1801:43:50:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:43:50:0801:44:01:18Chris [TBD]I’m picturing that scene from X -Men where the kid’s cutting his wings off in front of the bathroom. Oh, gosh!
01:43:50:2901:43:52:23Steve [GM]Oh! That was my spine
01:43:59:1901:44:00:06Dave [Xeros]Archangel?
01:44:00:2801:44:01:10Brin [Basil]file.
01:44:01:2601:44:03:03Steve [GM]Fun
01:44:02:2101:44:02:28Dave [Xeros]Okay.
01:44:04:1001:44:06:19Brin [Basil]So yeah, I’m taking the bet.
01:44:07:2801:44:16:18Steve [GM]Since you did take it you jump in and you’re perched on the bad fire are you also on the bed like
01:44:08:1701:44:08:21Dave [Xeros]Yeah?
01:44:09:2401:44:10:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you’re gonna have the bed
01:44:11:0301:44:13:07Brin [Basil]The trunk was right there, I got tired.
01:44:11:0701:44:11:10Dave [Xeros]Yeah?
01:44:12:1401:44:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah, I don’t like lay down or anything. I just like close my
01:44:17:1801:44:20:26Chris [TBD]I think I just went to the bed straight up, yeah.
01:44:18:1801:44:19:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]aren’t you nocturnal
01:44:22:1201:44:23:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:44:23:1901:44:25:02Chris [TBD]That is a good question.
01:44:24:1701:44:29:27Jesse [Foulclaw]sometimes it’s seasonal It’s seasonal.
01:44:25:2601:44:30:24Steve [GM]i mean no i mean because seven it’s like a it’s
01:44:26:1201:44:27:28Dave [Xeros]Because he’d have to get on all fours
01:44:27:1701:44:29:07Chris [TBD]I’ll have to hunch over it a little bit.
01:44:30:2401:44:34:01Chris [TBD]The hat is definitely brushing against the ceiling.
01:44:33:1901:44:35:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]keep guard, keep guard
01:44:36:2201:44:45:18Steve [GM]just kind of settling wherever you are and as you do so you hear outside the stereotypical sound of like spider feet whatever that
01:44:45:0301:45:13:09Chris [TBD]Yeah, I
01:44:47:1401:44:49:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this is why
01:44:49:2401:45:01:15Steve [GM]whatever she love she loved noise um and uh outside of the cabin you see four children which again are these
01:44:52:1101:44:52:26Dave [Xeros]Yep
01:45:01:1501:45:06:11Steve [GM]massive spiders with people uh they don’t know
01:45:08:0501:45:11:17Dave [Xeros]afraid of clean houses though Oh, okay
01:45:13:0901:45:16:28Chris [TBD]was going to say are we going to confuse these guys because they’re going to walk in?
01:45:16:1101:45:18:19Brin [Basil]why does it smell like gingerbread?
01:45:18:2601:45:20:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:45:20:2401:45:21:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:45:22:0101:45:33:01Steve [GM]so uh yeah you’ve got you’ve got an option they’re close but they haven’t spotted you they aren’t headed into the house per se but they are all around
01:45:29:0801:45:39:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]And in future that they’re all just sellers.
01:45:33:0101:45:43:23Steve [GM]can hear like in that front area where you came in and saw all of the box marks you can tell that it’s their feet that end in sharp points there’s a little spider heat
01:45:44:2501:45:51:19Steve [GM]and they’re just kind of making their way through. They don’t seem concerned or anything They’re just heading back towards this area
01:45:53:0801:45:56:08Steve [GM]So, you’ve got options Just go to sleep
01:45:57:1501:45:59:02Steve [GM]Maybe it’ll be better in the morning
01:46:00:1001:46:00:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:46:01:1701:46:03:01Dave [Xeros]We should all be very comfortable
01:46:02:1501:46:14:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I mean, Norgal’s already had you guys before he
01:46:02:1701:46:12:21Steve [GM]I mean Nortle’s already there And so is TBD, I think Uh, just pick up Tortal and carry him under your arm Basil’s like not again
01:46:04:1001:46:04:25Dave [Xeros]Yeah
01:46:06:2101:46:08:00Chris [TBD]You guys are going to have to wake him up.
01:46:07:2901:46:09:08Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:46:07:2901:46:09:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:46:13:1701:46:16:24Steve [GM]Um, or you can uh, damn
01:46:14:2801:46:15:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]can.
01:46:17:1301:46:26:25Steve [GM]try to sneak out or you can run it is
01:46:23:2901:46:24:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:46:24:1101:46:26:19Dave [Xeros]That is a fourth option And a good one
01:46:26:2501:46:30:01Steve [GM]a fourth option not in my notes but i definitely think
01:46:27:0201:46:30:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Not that I necessarily will, but I’m just curious.
01:46:37:1301:46:38:14Dave [Xeros]I will help him
01:46:39:0501:46:50:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]i have one question are we allowed to like start with the weapon of our choice or is that something we have to get. Like, a crossbow? Okay.
01:46:44:1701:46:48:01Dave [Xeros]no you can start with welcome your choice just as long as it’s not like crazy right
01:46:52:2301:47:04:21Chris [TBD]what you didn’t know is before falling asleep wrote down and it took me 11 minutes to do it. On
01:47:02:0701:47:04:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:47:02:0701:47:04:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:47:02:2601:47:04:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:47:04:2101:47:12:06Chris [TBD]paper, a potent illusion that lasts for a duration and I left it on the front porch
01:47:15:2901:47:18:12Dave [Xeros]it like uh crap -a -lantern or something like
01:47:18:0801:47:24:13Chris [TBD]No, what happens is TBD appears and says Hey! You may recognize me from my rock antics
01:47:20:1601:47:21:19Jesse [Foulclaw]that says keep out?
01:47:24:0901:47:25:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:47:26:0801:47:33:17Dave [Xeros]okay so you screwed us okay but if but if they do
01:47:28:0801:47:31:14Chris [TBD]No, no, no They haven’t gotten close yet
01:47:31:2001:47:34:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:47:31:2901:47:32:19Steve [GM][laughter]
01:47:31:2901:47:32:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:47:32:1501:47:37:20Steve [GM]but if they trigger it then it’ll be like fireworks go off and like
01:47:32:2901:47:34:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:47:35:2401:47:37:05Jesse [Foulclaw]This is going to help us!
01:47:39:2401:47:42:09Chris [TBD]Exactly Remember that scene
01:47:43:2201:47:49:16Chris [TBD]where the wrestler that I shared with you walks in, lots of smoke guys. This is going to be amazing
01:47:52:1301:47:54:03Chris [TBD]Yeah I just left it on the front porch
01:47:56:2601:47:58:04Chris [TBD]and a distraction
01:47:58:2201:48:09:06Steve [GM]it oh okay okay i thought i thought you were just like in case the fans come i gotta keep them entertained does it it does have a back
01:48:00:2101:48:10:29Dave [Xeros]um does our gingerbread house have a back door okay um
01:48:01:1801:48:23:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]are we
01:48:04:0101:48:06:13Chris [TBD]you would be surprised how well it works
01:48:06:2201:48:08:19Jesse [Foulclaw]Yeah this sounds like…
01:48:10:2901:48:14:25Dave [Xeros]so our options are convert them
01:48:16:1301:48:19:02Steve [GM]is not an order of likelihood of success but yeah
01:48:18:0501:48:25:26Dave [Xeros]yeah our options aren’t our options or convert them convert them convert them and convert them
01:48:23:1401:48:36:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]all
01:48:24:1901:48:27:00Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m listening hey you guys
01:48:26:1701:48:29:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:48:27:0601:48:29:23Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:48:27:0601:48:30:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:29:0301:48:30:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:48:29:1101:48:31:06Steve [GM]start pecking at it
01:48:30:0201:48:31:29Dave [Xeros][laughter]
01:48:30:2101:48:31:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:48:30:2101:48:32:09Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:30:2101:48:32:19Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:48:31:1601:48:40:20Dave [Xeros]you open the front door on TBD just oh my
01:48:32:2901:48:33:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:33:1801:48:34:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:48:33:1801:48:35:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:48:33:1801:48:35:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:48:34:0701:48:35:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:48:35:0601:48:36:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:48:39:2201:48:44:16Jesse [Foulclaw]are we all or so are we like asleep at this point or is it just him that’s asleep
01:48:44:1601:48:57:29Jesse [Foulclaw]because i think i
01:48:45:2801:48:46:28Steve [GM]Nortal is asleep
01:48:48:1401:48:53:08Steve [GM]Jakins is like curled up are you asleep? Zeros
01:48:53:0301:48:56:24Dave [Xeros]to remember if i if I need to sleep or not.
01:48:58:1601:49:05:23Brin [Basil]uh i i am extremely a light sleeper because my ears i hear everything they’re massive
01:49:05:2301:49:13:09Brin [Basil]so i’m definitely i’m defiantly stirring and waking up for sure yeah for sure
01:49:06:1301:49:06:23Jesse [Foulclaw]sense
01:49:09:2501:49:12:23Steve [GM]hearing that chittering isn’t enough go
01:49:13:2501:49:17:02Chris [TBD]Well, if the chittering doesn’t wake you up. My alarm will.
01:49:14:2101:49:20:17Dave [Xeros]Okay, what I am going to do though is I’m going to cast Bardic Inspiration on Fowlclaw
01:49:21:2201:49:22:29Steve [GM]alright
01:49:22:1301:49:33:14Dave [Xeros]so as a bonus action, a creature other than yourself within 60 feet you can hear it gains inspiration die of 1d6 so when you roll to convert them
01:49:33:1401:49:34:28Dave [Xeros]you get an additional d6
01:49:36:1301:49:44:04Dave [Xeros]the creature can add it to one ability check attack roll or saving throw and can be added after seeing the role but before knowing
01:49:49:0401:49:53:07Steve [GM]there’s also some zenzu fruit in the cabin I don’t know how
01:49:54:2101:49:58:07Dave [Xeros]we stack? Can these people be converted?
01:49:59:0601:50:07:13Brin [Basil]okay have you guys seen that movie rebel moon did you watch it do you watch the spider lady in that like that’s all i can think of
01:50:07:1301:50:14:18Brin [Basil]it’s crazy looking um yeah you’re more than welcome i’m
01:50:09:0401:50:10:28Dave [Xeros]let’s convert this thing
01:50:14:1801:50:26:18Brin [Basil]I can share with you, I guess. No
01:50:22:0401:50:25:07Jesse [Foulclaw]can I have all of them
01:50:24:1001:50:25:22Dave [Xeros]with gems
01:50:24:2901:50:36:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Should we
01:50:26:1801:50:28:10Brin [Basil]you cannot have all of them You could have one
01:50:29:1201:50:33:08Jesse [Foulclaw]I love that this just became our plan
01:50:30:1501:50:34:01Dave [Xeros]can someone just like put a sock in this guy’s
01:50:36:2601:50:40:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]get a sleep apnea?
01:50:38:0401:50:43:19Chris [TBD]An encore.
01:50:43:2201:50:51:04Dave [Xeros]So question, do we know that you put this on the front door or not?
01:50:50:2801:50:54:29Chris [TBD]I don’t think anyone does nothing. Even though I said it!
01:50:53:0401:50:56:18Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re just like dropping these along the way wherever we go
01:51:00:0201:51:01:16Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah, this sounds like
01:51:00:1001:51:02:22Chris [TBD]always be closing
01:51:02:2801:51:05:20Jesse [Foulclaw]extremely targeted marketing is what it sounds like
01:51:05:0401:51:07:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:51:05:1301:51:06:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:51:06:2901:51:10:21Steve [GM]for anyone who doesn’t have heart attack problems
01:51:07:2101:51:14:28Dave [Xeros]And then also
01:51:08:2101:51:09:16Jesse [Foulclaw]explosive help
01:51:10:1701:51:12:24Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:51:10:2601:51:12:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:51:11:1601:51:12:05Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:51:14:1001:51:31:18Jesse [Foulclaw]uh okay well i guess oh great
01:51:14:2801:51:21:20Dave [Xeros]after Botic Inspiration I’m also going to cast Heroism
01:51:19:1201:51:20:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]for you and me.
01:51:21:2001:51:29:18Dave [Xeros]on you as well um so i’m going to do that yep a willing creature you touch is imbued with bravery
01:51:26:1301:51:26:27Steve [GM]possible
01:51:30:1501:51:37:02Dave [Xeros]until the spell ends the creature is immune to being frightened and gains uh temporary hit
01:51:31:2601:51:34:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Just sleeping.
01:51:37:0201:51:44:28Dave [Xeros]points equal to the spell casting ability modifier so my spell cap is plus five um yeah
01:51:44:0601:51:45:22Jesse [Foulclaw]we get another plus five whatever i do here
01:51:45:2901:51:54:08Dave [Xeros]to start at all your turns when the spell ins the target loses all remaining temporary hit points from
01:51:46:2201:51:57:22Jesse [Foulclaw]oh my i will sorry come on um
01:51:55:0801:51:59:27Dave [Xeros]But, be a hero. Be a religious hero.
01:51:57:2201:52:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]well so i was a little bit afraid like i’m perched on the edge of the bed kind of like the only one awake and i’m like i could be nocturnal
01:52:07:0101:52:14:28Jesse [Foulclaw]i don’t remember but i’m like kind of i’m kind of nocturnal um and so i’m the first one to like
01:52:14:2801:52:21:28Jesse [Foulclaw]see these things outside and at first i’m Like kind of speechless like what the heck
01:52:22:0801:52:33:28Jesse [Foulclaw]things like I’m a little afraid to go talk to them or just want to hide a little bit and and then miraculously after i
01:52:28:1901:52:34:12Steve [GM]to have faith TBD rolls over gotta have faith
01:52:30:0201:52:31:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:52:36:2801:52:48:04Jesse [Foulclaw]right as i think that to myself i’m like i shouldn’t be afraid i should have faith um arrows cast bravery and i’m, like, i have to go
01:52:38:2601:52:39:25Chris [TBD]that would’ve been nice
01:52:48:0401:52:50:27Jesse [Foulclaw]and talk like who am I
01:52:51:0601:52:52:05Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:52:54:1701:53:00:07Jesse [Foulclaw]if I don’t talk to these people you have to go so
01:52:55:1601:52:58:22Dave [Xeros]Who would doubt you?
01:53:00:1601:53:03:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]get those biops
01:53:03:2801:53:05:22Jesse [Foulclaw]see them through one of the windows
01:53:07:1401:53:11:00Jesse [Foulclaw]I see them through on of the window it’s broken
01:53:12:2201:53:14:28Dave [Xeros]It looks pristine to you.
01:53:13:2901:53:15:14Jesse [Foulclaw]oh it looks pristine
01:53:16:1401:53:22:03Chris [TBD]out, but on the outside in that window is still broken
01:53:20:0701:53:24:05Brin [Basil]I know you don’t have any thumbs, so I’m happy to open it for you. Okay!
01:53:22:0301:53:30:10Chris [TBD]The wings are attached on the back
01:53:22:2101:53:24:19Jesse [Foulclaw]i do have some things i do yeah
01:53:24:0901:53:25:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:53:24:0901:53:25:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:53:24:1901:53:26:26Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:53:27:0601:53:27:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:53:27:1501:53:31:05Dave [Xeros]Can I use the help action for the owl can
01:53:29:2301:53:31:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:53:32:0501:53:36:18Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m going to the window and i am going to get their attention
01:53:38:1001:53:42:11Jesse [Foulclaw]um i’m gonna ask them if they have ever heard of the church of eos
01:53:42:2401:53:45:04Steve [GM]want to do a quick religion check
01:53:44:1101:53:48:01Dave [Xeros]you just say who do you believe in
01:53:47:2901:53:50:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:53:48:0901:53:49:27Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:53:48:0901:53:50:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:53:51:2601:54:03:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Hoo hoo! Yeah, you remember
01:53:53:0801:54:04:05Steve [GM]want to see if you know the answer to this question before you ask it like did your studies at school help so yeah so you remember you remember from
01:54:00:1501:54:14:17Jesse [Foulclaw]plus two but yeah
01:54:02:0301:54:07:22Chris [TBD]A dedicated pupil Bless you my son
01:54:03:2601:54:04:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]from the word
01:54:04:0501:54:12:14Steve [GM]your um uh religious false religions of the world class that
01:54:08:1401:54:14:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]falls to this and they go
01:54:12:1401:54:14:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:54:12:2401:54:16:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:54:12:2401:54:18:17Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:12:2901:54:18:04Dave [Xeros]I think your narrow mind
01:54:13:0401:54:13:23Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:54:16:0201:54:20:13Jesse [Foulclaw]two two-thirds of the book two-thirds is about Lashara
01:54:17:1801:54:18:26Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:54:20:0501:54:23:01Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:54:20:1401:54:22:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:54:20:1401:54:23:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:54:22:2401:54:33:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]This is what I realized
01:54:23:0101:54:23:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:24:0401:54:26:29Steve [GM]there’s some real animosity in some of those pages
01:54:26:2701:54:32:20Chris [TBD]I think all the tabloids in the grocery stores were like, love sparking between the two. Do we know?
01:54:32:1901:54:43:17Dave [Xeros]I realized about the Bible of Idiots is Lashar is basically painted as Satan right like she the bad guy so
01:54:43:1701:54:44:21Dave [Xeros]yeah
01:54:45:2301:54:46:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:54:45:2301:54:47:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:54:47:2401:54:51:19Jesse [Foulclaw]okay what do I learn so
01:54:51:1501:55:01:20Steve [GM]remember that Choldriths are born with a mystical connection to Lulph is the like spider goddess of the undergarment
01:55:01:2701:55:12:27Steve [GM]so you will remember one they’ve got an incredible inborn devotion and also
01:55:03:1501:55:12:29Brin [Basil]One, they’ve got the motion and also
01:55:07:1901:55:10:03Jesse [Foulclaw]my work’s cut out for me is what you’re
01:55:08:1701:55:22:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]This is
01:55:12:2701:55:24:25Steve [GM]So they also are, I mean, they’re intelligent but they’re not sapient. Like they’re really capable of a lot of like logical arguments or anything
01:55:12:2901:55:18:11Brin [Basil]it’s a signature.
01:55:22:2901:55:30:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]where
01:55:24:2501:55:28:16Steve [GM]like that. They do have a language but they don’t speak common.
01:55:29:2501:55:34:16Dave [Xeros]is where the narrator comes in and says this would be a really good get for idios
01:55:30:0501:55:42:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]you can on the phone.
01:55:36:0501:55:36:24Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:55:36:0501:55:36:24Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:55:36:0501:55:37:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:37:1101:55:44:11Dave [Xeros]a really big one a really big get for it is yeah yes it’s true i’ll take this one
01:55:39:1701:55:47:08Steve [GM]This could convert the whole Underdark. All it takes is one pebble to start an avalanche.
01:55:44:1401:55:45:03Steve [GM][laughter]
01:55:44:1701:55:46:03Jesse [Foulclaw]in the dark
01:55:44:2401:55:47:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:55:44:2401:55:47:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:45:1201:55:48:13Dave [Xeros]in the one pebble can start
01:55:48:1301:56:07:12Dave [Xeros]to tsunami it’s okay
01:55:49:0801:55:50:17Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:55:49:1001:55:54:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]All that
01:55:49:1801:55:50:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:55:49:1801:55:50:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:55:49:2701:55:51:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
01:55:53:0201:56:02:23Steve [GM]So with all that being said now that you recognize that You also know that my normal like 15 gauge, we’re going to kick it up by three again.
01:56:07:2401:56:10:04Dave [Xeros]a hero. You have the
01:56:11:1901:56:12:08Dave [Xeros]Zenifruit?
01:56:14:2501:56:18:05Brin [Basil]Zanzu that I thought was pronounced Zan-zoo.
01:56:15:0901:56:16:12Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]like Zazu
01:56:19:1301:56:36:06Steve [GM]Did you give him like you decide what you can give him Nordle
01:56:20:1701:56:22:01Dave [Xeros]Inspiration. You can do this.
01:56:25:0401:56:27:16Jesse [Foulclaw]that one, so she already decided give it
01:56:27:0701:56:31:13Dave [Xeros]So, you get one additional D6 You have a D6 from me
01:56:34:0301:56:34:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m so sorry
01:56:36:0601:56:43:21Steve [GM]well I’m so now that you know that what is your plan
01:56:36:0801:56:39:02Jesse [Foulclaw]um so
01:56:38:0701:56:39:10Dave [Xeros]What type of check is this?
01:56:47:2901:56:55:07Jesse [Foulclaw]no I’m at the window yeah
01:56:48:1301:56:51:23Brin [Basil]And now have you already gone through the window? That’s what I wanted.
01:56:53:2901:56:55:01Steve [GM]getting his
01:56:54:2401:56:59:13Brin [Basil]You are out The window, so there There is no turning back
01:56:58:1701:56:59:20Steve [GM]studied these
01:56:59:1601:57:00:12Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re already here
01:57:01:1001:57:02:27Dave [Xeros]This is happening
01:57:03:2001:57:05:02Jesse [Foulclaw]eros
01:57:04:0101:57:11:03Chris [TBD]it’s totally backfired
01:57:05:2901:57:11:26Brin [Basil]Damn that bravery What have you done? It does!
01:57:11:2601:57:14:16Jesse [Foulclaw]so I do know
01:57:13:2301:57:14:29Brin [Basil]The church of idiots
01:57:15:1701:57:19:08Jesse [Foulclaw]they may not speak common but I know
01:57:20:1501:57:21:26Jesse [Foulclaw]the language of spiders
01:57:23:0201:57:34:09Jesse [Foulclaw]Eros taught me a few songs violin which I have access to and so I’m going to pluck some strings like you would a web
01:57:34:0901:57:45:14Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m gonna speak the language Of Spiders through song i’m gonna play a very charismatic sort of hymnal on the violin okay and
01:57:43:2301:57:44:07Dave [Xeros]Awesome.
01:57:45:1401:57:52:14Jesse [Foulclaw]i’m going to like convert them through like the power of music is what i’m doing but it’s like it’s an extremely charismatic
01:57:49:1901:57:51:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Or just like put them to sleep.
01:57:54:0101:57:57:17Chris [TBD]You better back him up, Xerox.
01:57:54:1701:58:00:14Jesse [Foulclaw]hymnel okay yeah you’ll come in on the second verse
01:57:56:2201:58:01:02Brin [Basil]that I play drums if you need some I have a little tambourine
01:58:02:0801:58:04:09Jesse [Foulclaw]you pick up on what i am doing and you’re kind of like
01:58:05:2501:58:07:01Jesse [Foulclaw]you’re like getting ready
01:58:07:0601:58:10:22Dave [Xeros]If you need someone to harmonize with you, I’ll just hum in the background
01:58:09:1801:58:10:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:58:10:1701:58:11:16Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:58:11:2301:58:13:03Dave [Xeros]while I’m sitting in the fire.
01:58:12:1901:58:15:09Brin [Basil]why am I helping the church of idiot
01:58:15:1701:58:33:28Chris [TBD]No, that’s
01:58:17:1101:58:22:00Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s the power of song power of music listen to your heart
01:58:20:1201:58:20:27Brin [Basil]oh
01:58:27:1401:58:29:15Jesse [Foulclaw]like it’s open I’m already here
01:58:29:0901:58:30:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh wow!
01:58:30:1101:58:42:03Steve [GM]you hear the hissing of like no because that’s on the door. So, you throw open the sash as we have all heard and then this music starts coming from you
01:58:30:2001:58:31:19Jesse [Foulclaw]we’re doing it
01:58:31:1201:58:32:25Dave [Xeros]So does that trigger the scroll?
01:58:37:0301:58:38:07Jesse [Foulclaw]mm-hmm
01:58:45:1401:58:52:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Can you just randomly play or have you with your
01:58:49:2301:58:53:29Dave [Xeros]like he can’t play with my bow but he can pluck.
01:58:57:2201:58:58:11Steve [GM]the
01:58:58:0401:59:05:02Jesse [Foulclaw]and my fingers i have arms and hands as well as wings sometimes my wings like
01:59:00:2901:59:03:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:59:02:2401:59:04:03Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Oh, my bad.
01:59:02:2901:59:03:14Brin [Basil]okay
01:59:05:0201:59:12:14Jesse [Foulclaw]fold over me and you can’t see them but like i have them okay what am i rolling
01:59:05:0401:59:06:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
01:59:06:2701:59:07:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That was my bad
01:59:07:1901:59:08:23Steve [GM]from The Gargoyles
01:59:14:0201:59:15:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
01:59:14:2201:59:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
01:59:19:1201:59:26:21Steve [GM]um okay so you do have to do uh let’s let’s say that this is going to be a performance check
01:59:20:0601:59:28:29Brin [Basil]Okay, so you have to see how well
01:59:26:2101:59:31:22Steve [GM]first to see how well you actually whether or not this music is accurate too
01:59:29:0501:59:43:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]18 and
01:59:29:1401:59:36:14Brin [Basil]whether or not this is as far as
01:59:32:1701:59:37:13Dave [Xeros]can I help can I give can I provide the
01:59:35:1501:59:45:01Steve [GM]as far as like yeah so roll at advantage looking
01:59:37:1301:59:47:22Dave [Xeros]action okay so yeah plus
01:59:37:2401:59:48:24Jesse [Foulclaw]so i get two rolls again potentially okay 13 oh
01:59:45:0101:59:50:04Steve [GM]for 18s performance
01:59:47:2201:59:56:06Dave [Xeros]what though plus and then you have and
01:59:48:2401:59:56:15Jesse [Foulclaw]plus like everything oh plus four so and then i get to roll this and this
01:59:56:2002:00:01:23Steve [GM]you can pick which ones you roll when yeah the fruit
01:59:57:1302:00:02:22Chris [TBD]Well, don’t waste the fruit. The fruit’s one-time use.
02:00:00:2402:00:11:13Dave [Xeros]yeah okay yeah yeah you can still roll because you can choose I’m just saying that with the 13 you probably have it
02:00:02:2202:00:07:08Jesse [Foulclaw]can i take the other roll and see if it’s higher or okay
02:00:11:0602:00:18:08Jesse [Foulclaw]i just need an 18 oh uh 13 was
02:00:15:1202:00:18:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]3 plus 4 is 17.
02:00:17:0402:00:17:19Dave [Xeros]this
02:00:18:0802:00:29:10Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah 17 uh 15 plus four
02:00:18:2402:00:21:28Steve [GM]so 17 was the first one go ahead and roll again
02:00:19:2202:00:20:29Chris [TBD]Thank you.
02:00:20:2402:00:22:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Well, 13 plus 4.
02:00:26:2802:00:27:21Dave [Xeros]got it
02:00:29:1002:00:38:10Jesse [Foulclaw]oh i didn’t roll it okay great
02:00:29:1502:00:35:24Steve [GM]okay, so your performance is enough that they are able to but you still have that fruit you didn’t roll it
02:00:39:2902:00:51:04Steve [GM]that causes the window goes open and this incredible music starts flowing out um it seems to resonate with them
02:00:51:2102:00:59:26Steve [GM]but they also are children that are you know like minions of the spider goddess
02:01:00:2102:01:04:16Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s good there’s good in every creature every preacher
02:01:02:0202:01:03:11Dave [Xeros]there’s good in everything
02:01:03:2602:01:10:01Steve [GM]they turn to you and they hiss and rattle their mandibles and one of them waves their sharp little dagger at you
02:01:10:0102:01:17:08Steve [GM]and they start coming closer um but they didn’t rush you they didn’T just like pounce on you
02:01:17:0802:01:22:29Steve [GM]they’re approaching with what seems like uh what would pass for curiosity so
02:01:25:0002:01:26:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Who’s a good dancer here?
02:01:28:1102:01:29:13Brin [Basil]It has the right of my traits.
02:01:29:1102:01:31:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Let’s just put a show on for him.
02:01:35:0802:01:43:12Jesse [Foulclaw]well so I’m probably going to add a second verse to the song um
02:01:44:0902:01:44:28Brin [Basil]Tambourine’s ready.
02:01:45:1102:01:50:18Jesse [Foulclaw]there’s some percussion stuff here that’s usually what happens at least when I
02:01:52:0402:01:52:19Dave [Xeros]can
02:01:55:2502:01:56:09Brin [Basil]Yes!
02:01:59:1602:02:00:28Dave [Xeros]pied piber
02:02:02:2302:02:09:15Jesse [Foulclaw]oh okay by myself why am i the one playing this miraculous music
02:02:05:2302:02:06:12Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:02:08:2202:02:17:26Chris [TBD]don’t know are you a bard i don’t what’s going on he is a hero our hero and i am sound asleep baby
02:02:11:2402:02:13:26Dave [Xeros]It’s because he’s a hero.
02:02:18:1002:02:23:11Jesse [Foulclaw]yeah i don’t think he’s gonna be he’s not like this hasn’t woken him up there’s music it’s
02:02:23:1902:02:33:07Steve [GM]so the that was your performance you’re now trying to imbue this performance with your religious message so we’re gonna say that this next
02:02:33:0702:02:38:28Steve [GM]one is a religious check and you’re not the religious type so i don’t think you can help
02:02:38:2802:02:47:08Steve [GM]on that front so i think it’s on it’s On You To Roll an 18 and you do have that was
02:02:44:1702:02:49:06Chris [TBD]he already rolled an 18. Oh, got it.
02:02:46:2002:02:47:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]to just distract them.
02:02:49:0602:02:58:18Chris [TBD]That’s true.
02:02:49:1002:02:55:01Steve [GM]just attack him, they’re coming closer They look confused and a little angry and maybe slightly aroused
02:02:55:0102:02:56:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:02:55:1102:02:56:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:02:55:2002:02:56:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:02:57:0802:02:58:02Jesse [Foulclaw]who’s to say
02:02:59:0702:03:01:11Brin [Basil]You better stop plucking those strings.
02:03:01:2802:03:04:05Jesse [Foulclaw]uh okay so i’m i might
02:03:02:1602:03:09:04Dave [Xeros]He can still use Bardic Inspiration, by the way. Yeah, so you still have 96 to use as well.
02:03:05:2602:03:06:09Steve [GM]Correct
02:03:09:0502:03:11:08Steve [GM]So you still have both of those because you didn’t need them
02:03:10:1102:03:18:03Jesse [Foulclaw]okay okay great all right okay great okay uh so i’m sending them a message of peace
02:03:18:0302:03:26:24Jesse [Foulclaw]right no no violence anything like that right we’re just yeah we’re plus two but it’s religion
02:03:18:2502:03:27:27Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Yeah, I’m just gonna I go like this
02:03:20:2202:03:22:29Dave [Xeros]I’m just going to sit in the fire and start to pray.
02:03:22:2002:03:24:03Steve [GM]What is your religion?
02:03:25:0502:03:25:25Steve [GM]okay so
02:03:26:2402:03:38:06Jesse [Foulclaw]um is there something else because it’s plus two but it’t like a proficiency or something with hermit or like because when i choose my background
02:03:30:0302:03:32:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]This is my ear
02:03:38:0602:03:42:22Jesse [Foulclaw]it’s religion and medicine that adds like it’s like a proficiency I don’t know how that works
02:03:44:0802:04:02:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]The possibility of
02:03:44:2702:03:53:17Steve [GM]normally your religion would have been on your intelligence which is plus zero so it’s using your proficiency to bump it up to plus two you were not as good of a student
02:03:54:2602:03:57:25Jesse [Foulclaw]okay alright just make sure
02:03:57:1902:03:59:18Steve [GM]faith will make up my grades
02:03:59:0302:03:59:28Jesse [Foulclaw]that’s right
02:04:00:0902:04:08:16Dave [Xeros]Well, I mean, possibility of six for Faith right now. So he’s plus two.
02:04:02:1802:04:25:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Instead of
02:04:09:0402:04:09:23Jesse [Foulclaw]12
02:04:10:2502:04:21:20Steve [GM]so yeah you can use both right now or as I mentioned before if you wanted to just do a re-roll you can just discard the d6 and you get another roll
02:04:13:1402:04:14:22Dave [Xeros]Just do one at a time.
02:04:22:2602:04:23:20Dave [Xeros]You’re close.
02:04:24:1402:04:25:10Jesse [Foulclaw]what do you mean
02:04:24:2202:04:32:12Brin [Basil]Instead of rolling in…
02:04:26:0902:04:28:29Steve [GM]and adding it you can give me that back and re-roll your 20
02:04:26:1002:04:27:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]In the back
02:04:29:0102:04:33:02Jesse [Foulclaw]oh I’ll go for it. I’ll do it.
02:04:30:0302:04:32:20Steve [GM]basically gives you advantage after the fact
02:04:34:0602:04:36:04Jesse [Foulclaw]12, not 6.
02:04:37:1302:04:37:28Dave [Xeros]One.
02:04:40:1202:04:41:27Jesse [Foulclaw]This is going to be really close.
02:04:45:1302:04:46:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:04:46:0002:04:59:11Chris [TBD]I am
02:04:51:1202:05:01:10Jesse [Foulclaw]Okay yeah Is there like a finale To this song? Like we kicked it up The percussion is here The tambourine And you’re still asleep You’re missing This performance
02:04:56:0302:04:59:10Dave [Xeros]was humming in harmony from the fire
02:04:57:2302:05:02:18Brin [Basil]I could beatbox.
02:05:01:0802:05:03:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:05:02:2202:05:06:27Steve [GM]snore has provided descant to the music are
02:05:04:0502:05:05:13Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:05:04:2402:05:06:12Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:05:0402:05:06:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:05:05:1302:05:06:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:06:2602:05:09:28Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m also by the fire sleeping desire.
02:05:07:2402:05:11:11Dave [Xeros]okay please please say that this we now have children with minions
02:05:12:0802:05:22:16Steve [GM]I’m not going to say you got minions man but you uh so the children start to feel this um unusual sensation
02:05:15:0502:05:16:22Jesse [Foulclaw]What happens To the
02:05:18:1102:05:18:28Jesse [Foulclaw]Childress
02:05:22:1602:05:31:25Steve [GM]inside of them it’s this hideous feeling of not murder and they
02:05:29:1302:05:31:11Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:29:1302:05:31:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:30:0202:05:31:20Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:05:31:2502:05:41:08Steve [GM]are deciding it it stirs all sorts of horrible holy feelings inside of them and
02:05:33:0802:05:34:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:33:1802:05:34:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:33:2702:05:34:17Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:05:42:0602:05:42:22Jesse [Foulclaw]Reposit
02:05:42:2802:05:49:09Steve [GM]yeah they’re repulsed so with a final hit they’re not catholic
02:05:45:2702:05:47:16Dave [Xeros]they hate themselves now
02:05:49:1802:05:51:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:49:1802:05:51:15Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:05:49:2702:05:51:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:51:2802:05:53:12Dave [Xeros]don’t edit that out
02:05:52:0502:05:55:01Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:05:52:2402:05:54:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:05:56:0302:05:58:19Jesse [Foulclaw]now say your first and last name
02:05:56:2102:06:03:02Chris [TBD]i don’t think we’re editing this at all it’s been gold the entire time It’s been fantastic.
02:06:04:0302:06:05:21Steve [GM]they are
02:06:07:1702:06:12:16Steve [GM]skitter off run away into the but as they go one of them
02:06:13:2002:06:14:29Brin [Basil]This music you get.
02:06:14:2902:06:24:00Dave [Xeros]it just
02:06:15:2602:06:23:28Steve [GM]him raises one up in solidarity clatters its mandibles and then skitters after it’s
02:06:18:2602:06:21:13Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:06:21:1302:06:22:02Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:06:23:1102:06:24:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:06:24:0002:06:30:07Dave [Xeros]takes one pebble in the pond oh my gosh yes
02:06:28:1702:06:36:01Steve [GM]you you defeated the children in a way that i was not anticipating
02:06:29:0302:06:30:02Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:06:29:0302:06:30:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:06:30:1202:06:31:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:06:37:0002:06:40:23Chris [TBD]You solved my children and all.
02:06:41:1302:06:53:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]It was in a kitchen,
02:06:41:2402:06:45:22Dave [Xeros]was way four. Convert them .
02:06:45:0702:06:56:05Jesse [Foulclaw]way four god works in mysterious ways unexpected ways quite frequently
02:06:48:0402:06:50:22Brin [Basil]The fruit is good, the fruit is
02:06:52:1102:06:56:09Dave [Xeros]Yeah, the fruit bear fruits.
02:06:55:0702:06:57:29Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]Reminded her first visit again.
02:06:56:1902:06:59:08Chris [TBD]Isn’t the catchphrase, I told you so?
02:06:59:0602:07:00:00Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:06:59:1902:07:03:00Steve [GM]as they chitter away i told you so
02:06:59:2602:07:01:00Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s it, too girl.
02:07:00:1002:07:01:08Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:07:00:1002:07:01:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:07:02:0702:07:03:25Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:07:02:1702:07:03:25Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:07:04:0902:07:11:16Jesse [Foulclaw]gosh amazing yes
02:07:04:2602:07:06:04Dave [Xeros]Praise be to Idios.
02:07:09:2602:07:12:08Dave [Xeros]No didn’t change? It’s he is risen isn’t it?
02:07:11:1602:07:19:21Jesse [Foulclaw]he’s hurt he’s a he’s heard he’s her yeah
02:07:12:2902:07:23:26Steve [GM]uh that’s yeah yeah he is hurt now but i don’t know are you part of the new wave of idios
02:07:17:2202:07:18:17Dave [Xeros]Yep he is hers.
02:07:19:2102:07:31:24Jesse [Foulclaw]um i’m
02:07:23:2602:07:26:08Steve [GM]or are you more orthodox
02:07:29:0802:07:31:24Dave [Xeros]It really just depends on how many volumes
02:07:31:2402:07:41:28Jesse [Foulclaw]gonna i’m uh continuing follower new wave yeah that’s how
02:07:41:2802:07:45:14Jesse [Foulclaw]the common man probably labels things
02:07:43:2402:07:49:29Dave [Xeros]yep that’s that’s how idios moves forward is the fact that he has missionary efforts and
02:07:49:2902:08:01:12Dave [Xeros]um the old world doesn’t what
02:07:56:1202:07:59:13Steve [GM]so it’s now 11
02:08:00:0002:08:01:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:08:00:0002:08:02:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:08:00:1002:08:02:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:08:00:2902:08:04:05Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]That’s what we’re going to do.
02:08:01:1202:08:04:26Dave [Xeros]are you talking we’re getting all the way to levatorum
02:08:06:0102:08:15:28Dave [Xeros]yeah yep yep yeah uh i
02:08:06:2002:08:08:25Jesse [Foulclaw]I’m just like wide awake
02:08:07:2202:08:18:17Chris [TBD]wait is it morning now listen
02:08:08:1402:08:16:08Steve [GM]when the morning comes you are told this incredible story that you barely even believe considering the source of some of the embellishments
02:08:08:1802:08:11:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]With one account for this incredible story.
02:08:15:1102:08:16:10Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:08:18:1702:08:29:16Chris [TBD]listen i’m gonna walk to the front porch and just roll my little script up and stash it in my backpack that’s that’s ready for later and i am gonna mumble no new fans
02:08:24:0702:08:25:19Steve [GM]You’re just like, well…
02:08:31:2802:08:39:24Dave [Xeros]actually walk outside the door to go to the bathroom in the morning and right when I walk out the door
02:08:35:2502:08:37:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m going to write and
02:08:36:1202:08:37:08Steve [GM]JINGER!
02:08:36:1402:08:38:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:08:36:2402:08:40:19Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:08:37:0302:08:38:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:08:38:2302:08:40:24Steve [GM]TO HELL WITH THE DEVILS!
02:08:39:0102:08:40:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:08:39:1102:08:40:09Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:08:41:1702:08:43:07Dave [Xeros]I straight up like pee
02:08:42:1202:08:43:27Jesse [Foulclaw]holy diver
02:08:45:1602:08:48:29Dave [Xeros]I have. And I am super pissed off right now.
02:08:46:1202:09:20:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]keep a
02:08:47:2002:08:50:07Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:08:48:1902:08:50:07Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:08:48:1902:08:50:17Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:08:48:1902:08:50:17Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:08:50:2902:09:05:05Chris [TBD]catch me
02:08:56:2902:08:57:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:09:00:1002:09:01:18Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:09:03:0402:09:03:22Steve [GM]Lasers!
02:09:03:1602:09:04:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:09:05:0502:09:14:18Chris [TBD]at my next show guys in the town of tork That’s so
02:09:08:0402:09:10:23Steve [GM]While urine leaks down his leg.
02:09:11:0002:09:12:00Dave [Xeros]God damn it.
02:09:13:0402:09:14:02Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:09:14:2202:09:15:20Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:09:15:0102:09:15:29Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:09:19:2302:09:20:29Dave [Xeros]Stupid giant man.
02:09:20:0202:09:40:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]diary
02:09:23:1402:09:26:29Jesse [Foulclaw]I mean that was funny but it really happened last night
02:09:27:0602:09:29:03Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:09:27:2402:09:29:02Dave [Xeros]So I
02:09:28:0502:09:29:03Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:09:28:1902:09:31:05Steve [GM]Don’t laugh at people’s religious experiences, guys.
02:09:29:1502:09:31:14Jesse [Foulclaw]it was it actually
02:09:30:1702:09:41:24Dave [Xeros]after I come back from wetting myself, um i pull out a scroll and i i write it down um as as as no it’s new scripture
02:09:43:1702:09:48:06Steve [GM]Wait, are you an acolyte? Wait, aren’t you a closet acolyt of Idios?
02:09:43:2902:09:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw]slow down yeah wait hold on a second
02:09:49:1802:09:56:28Dave [Xeros]just writing i am i’m a bard i tell stories yeah so i’m writing like things so
02:09:52:1702:09:54:01Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So you’re writing in your little diary.
02:09:56:2602:09:58:08Steve [GM]His dream book.
02:09:58:0002:10:02:26Chris [TBD]It’s so he doesn’t forget what actually happened the night before because he never remembers.
02:10:04:1702:10:15:10Dave [Xeros]riding inspiration for new songs And let’s face it, the Owl and the Choldreth is a pretty good song. To be sung.
02:10:08:2502:10:35:09Brin [Basil]I don’t
02:10:11:1902:10:19:21Jesse [Foulclaw]Or, yeah.
02:10:17:1602:10:26:22Steve [GM]i agree so um
02:10:21:1702:10:24:28Jesse [Foulclaw]The O and the C The OCs
02:10:22:1202:10:24:03Dave [Xeros]The O.C., yep.
02:10:24:2802:10:35:14Jesse [Foulclaw]So, uh…
02:10:26:2202:10:32:13Steve [GM]in the the next one isn’t that interesting so we’re just gonna give you what
02:10:32:0902:10:35:06Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:10:32:1302:10:41:11Steve [GM]to get i don’t know how i could top that like what am i supposed to do what did
02:10:32:2902:10:35:06Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:10:32:2902:10:39:01Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:10:33:1802:10:35:15Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:10:34:2202:10:35:27Dave [Xeros]Are you saying?
02:10:35:2502:10:37:13Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:10:35:2502:10:38:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:10:35:2502:10:39:11Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:10:36:2202:10:44:28Jesse [Foulclaw]I don’t know I’m gonna watch this
02:10:37:2302:10:38:21Steve [GM][laughter]
02:10:41:0802:10:44:14Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:10:42:0202:10:50:03Steve [GM]well uh i watched an owl convert some spiders and then i followed up with them meeting a wizard
02:10:42:1702:10:44:14Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:10:42:2602:10:44:05Steve [GM][laughter]
02:10:42:2602:10:44:14Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:10:44:2402:10:47:29Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:10:46:0202:10:46:21Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:10:46:2102:10:48:09Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:10:48:0502:10:50:05Brin [Basil]Owl, don’t stop eating a witcher!
02:10:51:2502:10:54:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:10:52:0502:10:53:03Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:10:52:1402:10:54:02Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:10:57:1702:10:59:13Dave [Xeros]Gambled and lost on the third one.
02:11:00:0602:11:04:02Steve [GM]all right so uh the idea with the third one
02:11:00:1002:11:01:18Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:11:04:0102:11:13:07Jesse [Foulclaw]Make it
02:11:05:1302:11:11:27Steve [GM]there’s one that’s a little bit oh gosh the last one to battle okay here’s what here’s
02:11:05:2002:11:08:20Brin [Basil]Here’s one thing…
02:11:11:2702:11:18:28Steve [GM]we do you make it through the mountain pass you arrive in pearl um and while you’re in
02:11:12:1302:11:13:26Brin [Basil]Make it through the
02:11:15:1402:11:19:07Brin [Basil]while you curl
02:11:18:2802:11:25:25Steve [GM]pearl you hear that they are having that same magical problem communications teleportation
02:11:19:0702:11:33:18Brin [Basil]and while he’s
02:11:25:2502:11:33:24Steve [GM]they’re having like magical interference that’s making things difficult and um while you’re there
02:11:33:2402:11:44:17Brin [Basil]He pushes
02:11:33:2402:11:42:22Steve [GM]you uh happen upon kind of a he’s a wizard but he probably has had a little bit too much
02:11:42:2202:11:50:11Steve [GM]magical juju seems a little bet frazzled yeah he’s an hippie wizard he pushes onto you guys
02:11:44:1702:11:49:20Brin [Basil]on
02:11:46:0002:11:50:11Jesse [Foulclaw]He pushes back to your guys
02:11:49:2002:11:57:23Brin [Basil]You guys, are they
02:11:50:1102:11:58:20Steve [GM]uh the this like these orbs of ether okay and no
02:11:50:2202:12:02:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]that are related to your time.
02:11:51:1602:11:58:01Jesse [Foulclaw]Are they in a
02:11:58:2002:12:06:12Steve [GM]they’re the you want do an arcana check since there isn’t a dietary check for you to do
02:12:02:1702:12:03:25Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:12:02:2602:12:03:16Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:12:02:2602:12:03:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:12:03:0702:12:10:10Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]So they said, like, six
02:12:05:0902:12:07:01Dave [Xeros]Yep, yep, yep. Here we go. Arcana check.
02:12:10:0602:12:11:06Chris [TBD]Cue the no.
02:12:11:1602:12:13:01Steve [GM]you think it’s true
02:12:13:2202:12:17:25Dave [Xeros]I throw it in my mouth and chomp down.
02:12:15:0102:12:15:20Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:12:15:0202:12:30:05Jesse [Foulclaw]No, the
02:12:18:2002:12:21:07Steve [GM]I think you’ll need to go to a dentist
02:12:21:1302:12:22:21Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:12:22:2202:12:24:16Dave [Xeros]You don’t know what my teeth are made out of.
02:12:29:0802:12:36:11Steve [GM]no the idea, you were going to do like a little thing to get this but what I’m giving to all of you what you give with this
02:12:29:2502:12:32:09Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]The idea is we’re going to do a little ..
02:12:30:0302:12:31:22Brin [Basil]The idea was you’re going to do like little
02:12:40:1602:12:47:19Brin [Basil]So it is already used to do this, but everyone
02:12:41:0302:12:51:11Steve [GM]and you guys already kind that did it um but it would be for bigger stakes i think every one of you has a flashback option
02:12:42:2002:12:52:13Chris [TBD]Ooh, what’s
02:12:43:0402:12:54:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]You guys already did it but for everyone you just have questions where the first
02:12:47:1902:12:56:14Brin [Basil]has a class that’s more of a secure class.
02:12:52:0202:13:02:11Steve [GM]so it flashed the orb of ether and it gives you this flashback token right
02:12:57:1402:13:02:26Dave [Xeros]Is it a true flashback though? Like is it something that actually happened not something that…
02:13:02:1102:13:13:17Steve [GM]so if uh to use what chris did as kind of an example he you know we were moving forward in the story and he was like Oh, but actually I was off doing this other thing.
02:13:03:2902:13:09:23Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]here’s what I’m interested in moving forward
02:13:06:0502:13:14:14Chris [TBD]Got it.
02:13:14:2902:13:21:06Steve [GM]So this would be let’s say you need to get into a jail cell.
02:13:15:1202:13:19:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]this would be first-day top of BGBC
02:13:19:0402:13:29:04Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]if you use my class before we make sure
02:13:22:1002:13:33:01Steve [GM]You could say I’m going to use my flashback token and before we left on our trip I made sure that I packed my skeleton key with me so that I always
02:13:29:1902:13:37:22Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]so that I always would be ready just you have to get it
02:13:31:0802:13:32:04Dave [Xeros]Got it.
02:13:33:0102:13:35:20Steve [GM]would be ready for just this sort of a thing.
02:13:36:2702:13:47:24Steve [GM]Yeah, you basically get retconned it is based upon a role so you have to succeed on the roll but if you desperately need something but you don’t actually have it,
02:13:43:2802:13:44:20Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]yes
02:13:48:0302:13:55:04Steve [GM]the flashback token will allow you to retconn the story so that you have the item or spell
02:13:56:1702:13:58:16Chris [TBD]And you ate yours.
02:14:00:1302:14:05:16Dave [Xeros]I just kind of keep things in my body so it’ll
02:14:04:1502:14:06:21Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]tomorrow morning she says test the porch
02:14:05:0502:14:06:19Steve [GM]when he steps past the porch
02:14:07:0102:14:07:29Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:14:07:0702:14:12:02Dave [Xeros]I can cull on my orb within my intestines
02:14:14:2802:14:19:13Dave [Xeros]it was like a pill, I just swallowed it
02:14:15:0102:14:16:03Chris [TBD]That could be useful.
02:14:18:1402:14:23:07Jesse [Foulclaw]hmm yes technically we all have an inner form that we can use
02:14:22:0002:14:24:26Chris [TBD]Is that an item you created?
02:14:25:2802:14:26:25Steve [GM]it from another game
02:14:28:1502:14:29:11Chris [TBD]I like it.
02:14:29:2602:14:39:24Steve [GM]but yeah the orb of my god that’s a more accurate description but the idea behind it is so that we can have moments where
02:14:30:1902:14:31:08Dave [Xeros]of retcons
02:14:33:0102:14:34:08Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]more accurate
02:14:33:1902:14:47:21Chris [TBD]I like
02:14:34:2802:14:35:08Dave [Xeros]yep
02:14:40:1102:14:47:00Steve [GM]we can keep the epic story going with Rita bump into just lack of preparation
02:14:47:2102:14:50:07Chris [TBD]it. Yes.
02:14:48:2302:14:49:22Dave [Xeros]just in general
02:14:51:1702:14:55:26Steve [GM]there are limits to it having you say like oh well yeah now I have
02:14:51:2902:14:54:29Chris [TBD]All this gold.
02:14:52:1902:14:53:17Jesse [Foulclaw]a bypass
02:14:52:2602:14:55:07Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]are the most good having oh yeah
02:14:59:1202:15:05:04Steve [GM]like that probably so i have veto power but for the most part of the idea is to help you move through this
02:15:01:0802:15:01:28Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:15:06:2702:15:16:04Steve [GM]um it’s 11 i can’t get going so the final option was just do a battle which would have taken the same amount
02:15:16:0402:15:19:08Steve [GM]as these other three i think knowing us
02:15:17:2802:15:18:26Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:15:20:0202:15:21:29Dave [Xeros]it’s okay they would have just been converted
02:15:21:1502:15:25:26Chris [TBD]Well we could do a
02:15:25:0202:15:28:15Steve [GM]a spell for you homebrew a conversion spell.
02:15:25:2702:15:27:25Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:15:28:1502:15:36:12Jesse [Foulclaw]the conversion song if you could hide to what’s the levitating platform
02:15:28:1602:15:30:12Dave [Xeros]counter conversion spell
02:15:30:1202:15:31:20Dave [Xeros][laughter]
02:15:31:0102:15:32:19Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:15:36:0202:15:38:00Dave [Xeros]levitus uh levitorum
02:15:37:0002:15:41:02Steve [GM]If you could hide to Levatorum in the twinkling of an ass.
02:15:37:0302:15:37:23Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:15:37:1802:15:39:18Jesse [Foulclaw]If you could hire to Levatorum.
02:15:42:2502:15:43:21Dave [Xeros]levatorum before
02:15:42:2602:15:43:15Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:15:44:2902:15:46:17Steve [GM]That one’s spelled with a G-H
02:15:47:0402:15:50:14Dave [Xeros]oh okay i hide somewhere else then
02:15:51:0202:15:51:25Chris [TBD]the hippie wizard
02:15:54:0202:15:56:28Steve [GM]think I even wrote it down It wasn’t very good
02:16:01:0102:16:07:29Steve [GM]what the crap was I thinking? I think it was one of those like, I wrote the idea and I’m like I’ll come back to this I didn’t come back To it
02:16:02:0702:16:03:06Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:16:02:2202:16:04:13Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I think it was one of those, like…
02:16:04:1102:16:12:02Brin [Basil]What I think we’ll say is take it too.
02:16:10:0502:16:13:15Steve [GM]we’ll say is that You make it to And looking at The map again
02:16:12:0202:16:21:03Brin [Basil]So you need to automatically drive people
02:16:16:0602:16:25:04Steve [GM]so you made it through the mantle arrive in the pearl and then you worked through the barren drift. So,
02:16:16:0702:16:23:27Dave [Xeros]if you concocted that idea we’re gonna
02:16:22:1302:16:27:08Brin [Basil]so you’re going to be right in this video.
02:16:23:2702:16:37:14Dave [Xeros]have to work some things out only
02:16:25:0602:16:35:08Steve [GM]you’re going to be right at this area when we come back whatever whenever that may be and we will see if you can make it up to Levatorum how long
02:16:39:1902:16:40:24Chris [TBD]did you think we were going to get
02:16:40:2602:16:43:00Brin [Basil]Like I said,
02:16:42:2002:16:54:08Steve [GM]I said like we could have rolled and if we had then we would have done just one of those random encounters and then we would have been at the you know at the gates but i figured
02:16:56:0302:17:00:11Chris [TBD]great well we did exactly that. Sort of We’re down below the gates
02:17:03:0802:17:05:13Chris [TBD]Just barely
02:17:05:1102:17:06:25Steve [GM]as strong is your faith
02:17:08:1002:17:09:18Chris [TBD][laughter]
02:17:08:1002:17:09:18Jesse [Foulclaw][laughter]
02:17:08:1002:17:09:28Brin [Basil][laughter]
02:17:08:1902:17:10:26Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins][laughter]
02:17:13:2202:17:19:03Chris [TBD]This has been a lot of fun already Pure gold
02:17:13:2702:17:19:19Jesse [Foulclaw]facing a lot of persecution here thank you steve that was very good
02:17:15:0202:17:16:16Hayley [Gypsy Jenkins]I’m sorry, I missed the beginning.

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