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Revenge! In ~121 Years!

Dave as GM · Steve as Lashara · Chris as Jock Bjorn · Jesse as Father ITYS · Hayley as Old Man Jenkins

Revenge! In ~121 Years!

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Chris [Jock Bjorn], Dave [GM], Hayley [Old Man Jenkins], Jesse [Father ITYS], Steve [Lashara] Utterances: 4550 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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00:00:00:0000:00:10:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]It was vague and so like all over the place that I couldn’t even get through it, I’m not following this at all. Your writing style does not work.
00:00:00:1900:00:04:16Jesse [Father ITYS]And so, like all over the place that I couldn’t even get through it.
00:00:04:1600:00:12:27Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m like, I cannot follow this up. The writing stuff doesn’t work for me and
00:00:10:1400:00:17:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]And what they did in the movie I
00:00:12:1400:00:13:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:00:12:2700:00:19:21Jesse [Father ITYS]what they did in the movie i thought was a way better story.
00:00:17:1800:00:27:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]thought was a way better story which is straight up using these guys to get revenge. That’s cool! You didn’t like that?
00:00:19:2100:00:27:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Straight -up music. You didn’t feel like that?
00:00:34:2500:00:43:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]book, his character is richer and he’s just like so much more permanent than a person. Here’s a question. He’s diplomatic political. In the movie!
00:00:38:2500:00:47:10Jesse [Father ITYS]See, I felt like he was that way the whole time. He was just the biggest con man there ever watched.
00:00:42:0400:00:47:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]See, I felt like he was that way the whole time. He was just The biggest con man there ever was
00:00:44:1000:00:48:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Is the book? No no, is the book intended for me?
00:00:49:2000:00:55:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s all over the place I can’t follow him This is why I don’t like the book
00:00:50:2600:00:55:04Jesse [Father ITYS]I can’t, I can call it. Okay, because I was like maybe you’re going to work with me. This is why I don’t like the book.
00:00:51:2500:00:54:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay cause I was like maybe you’re getting more of this book.
00:00:56:0500:01:00:29Dave [GM]because like you see it from conversations like Fade and Harkonnen have in
00:00:56:1300:01:00:22Jesse [Father ITYS]You see from conversations like K and but
00:00:56:1800:00:58:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is not my jam I agree
00:01:01:1100:01:02:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s too hard to read
00:01:01:1400:01:13:04Jesse [Father ITYS]It felt
00:01:03:0500:01:08:13Dave [GM]points of view that are going on. It’s a lot like Game of Thrones in an aspect where they’re writing from a bunch of people’s perspective
00:01:04:2700:01:15:24Steve [Lashara]Yeah, but it’s like sometimes paragraph by paragraph. That’s what throws me off It’s like, it jumps so often
00:01:09:0900:01:10:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]But it’s like
00:01:11:1200:01:18:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It felt,
00:01:12:2700:01:13:08Dave [GM]yeah
00:01:16:0000:01:16:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sorry, Hayley.
00:01:16:1900:01:17:14Steve [Lashara]I get
00:01:18:2200:01:24:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it felt to me like a completely different record from her.
00:01:18:2300:01:19:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Because we got into it?
00:01:22:0500:01:33:13Jesse [Father ITYS]completely different But I didn’t have a problem The build up all the way
00:01:24:2700:01:26:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]I disagree with that.
00:01:29:0700:01:31:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]I do agree with that but I didn’t have a problem.
00:01:32:0000:01:40:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But they could have been so good and all the people who are back
00:01:33:2200:01:40:20Dave [GM]the attack on harakeen was just so good and then all of a sudden in the third acts it’s just like
00:01:37:1700:01:38:14Jesse [Father ITYS]So good
00:01:40:0700:01:44:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that you don’t know God
00:01:42:1600:01:44:03Dave [GM]stuff goes off
00:01:42:2600:01:47:02Jesse [Father ITYS]stuff goes off and then there’s like this big attack
00:01:44:0500:01:45:23Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:01:44:0500:01:46:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:01:45:1900:01:47:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then there’s like a big hack.
00:01:45:2300:01:49:08Dave [GM]then there’s this big attack and it seemed overly rushed
00:01:46:0600:01:46:12Steve [Lashara]thanks
00:01:49:0300:01:50:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I do agree with that
00:01:49:1200:01:52:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But they didn’t need to, the first half of the movie
00:01:53:2000:01:59:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]make it a flashback I don’t know What bothers me
00:01:56:1600:02:01:09Dave [GM]I don’t know what bothers me is that once he finally went south
00:01:57:1400:02:00:12Jesse [Father ITYS]what bothers me is that once you find
00:02:00:1200:02:09:19Jesse [Father ITYS]from that point towards the movement of his eyes
00:02:03:1100:02:12:09Dave [GM]because it was like water of life all of these things just boom, boom, and I feel like that rise didn’t give it justice but
00:02:16:2200:02:17:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He came off very
00:02:20:0400:02:21:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s tricking.
00:02:20:0500:02:21:04Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s tricking
00:02:22:0500:02:23:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to do all this stuff
00:02:23:0700:02:30:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, this one I felt like he was doing it on purpose to manipulate
00:02:30:2600:02:42:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]which is a very see here’s what the director is doing. The director is making the movie about Sean.
00:02:32:2200:02:34:02Dave [GM]oh it’s in there
00:02:36:1000:02:37:24Jesse [Father ITYS]see here’s what the director
00:02:38:1400:02:39:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s impossible!
00:02:43:0200:02:43:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That was so dumb!
00:02:44:0100:02:45:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, that was great.
00:02:45:1400:02:52:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nooo! Their love story only? Love stories and their relationship with like Sarah
00:02:49:2500:02:51:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s still going to be there.
00:02:50:2300:03:00:04Jesse [Father ITYS]give it now she is the main reason why She is the grounding part of the office.
00:02:52:2400:03:02:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, but now she is the main reason to watch the movies. She is… The grounding point for the audience was the one that has common sense
00:03:01:2000:03:08:21Jesse [Father ITYS]The one that has confidence in her. So because you can relate to her, now she’s the only one who knows everything else got flackered.
00:03:02:2700:03:08:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]and so because you can relate with her now everything else got wacko
00:03:12:0800:03:14:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Anyway, I agree with that.
00:03:12:1000:03:20:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Anyways I agree with that what I think they did
00:03:12:2900:03:14:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Anyway… I agree with that.
00:03:14:2800:03:24:03Dave [GM]I think it’s a departure from when the character wasn’t booked, but I don’t think it was a bad adaptation. What they did is made him more human because he has so many different things pulling at him, right?
00:03:15:2800:03:27:16Jesse [Father ITYS]But I think it is for people wanting to be a
00:03:19:2300:03:22:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But I think it’s amazing to me
00:03:20:1200:03:30:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]was being part of the president
00:03:24:2200:03:33:20Dave [GM]He wants his revenge for what happened to the Atreides. He wants to be part of the Fremen because he hasn’t been next to Chani and all these other things.
00:03:25:1400:03:36:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]a great idea and what I like about
00:03:27:1600:03:31:03Jesse [Father ITYS]tradie and want them to be part of the private sector
00:03:33:2000:03:45:05Dave [GM]but like something has to give right and what i liked about it was like the relationship with chani is what gives and in the next book that is such a big piece of it i want to see how that
00:03:35:0200:03:38:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]What I liked about it was the relationship
00:03:35:1900:03:41:14Jesse [Father ITYS]What I liked about it was that relationship And in the next book
00:03:36:2500:03:38:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the relationship
00:03:39:1600:03:45:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]in the next book is how it happens
00:03:39:2400:03:49:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]and in the next book because they’re gonna do it if it gets green
00:03:43:1800:03:53:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Because they have to. Oh, they have because she is like the Central Park
00:03:48:0100:03:50:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because she did her
00:03:52:0800:04:02:18Dave [GM]the central part to do beside her like the literal linchpin while we do besides her And I think what he’s trying to do is set that up better for the next one.
00:03:52:1100:03:56:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the central part he literally
00:03:53:2500:03:59:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]right exactly yeah I think that’s great
00:03:53:2700:03:54:10Steve [Lashara]of this
00:03:55:2800:04:05:20Jesse [Father ITYS]literal legend and I think what can we all agree though?
00:04:02:1900:04:09:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]can we all agree though it was just beautiful to watch gosh dang
00:04:09:1300:04:10:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t think
00:04:14:2900:04:17:28Jesse [Father ITYS]the first atmosphere had
00:04:16:1500:04:19:09Dave [GM]The first atmosphere had, like, the sand…
00:04:16:1900:04:16:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]No.
00:04:20:2900:04:24:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sure, but this one was still gorgeous.
00:04:25:0900:04:32:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought that was a weird shot where you go on the front of
00:04:30:1700:04:38:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The Bene Gesserit Like there were a couple characters that were really dark Like, it looked like the exposure was wrong.
00:04:38:2300:04:39:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
00:04:40:1800:04:44:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What did they say? Like at this point in the story, what would have made them look darker?
00:04:47:0700:04:48:02Dave [GM]Who? Irulan?
00:04:47:1200:04:52:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What are they trying to convey? There were just some characters that were really dark.
00:04:54:1200:04:55:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]And it could have been off purpose.
00:04:54:2300:05:05:05Jesse [Father ITYS]And again… and the embryo that’s fine
00:04:55:2300:04:58:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why did they do this? I didn’t understand.
00:05:00:0800:05:03:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And the embryo shots! No thanks.
00:05:02:0600:05:03:28Steve [Lashara]Ah! Do-do-do do-do.
00:05:03:1600:05:04:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:05:03:1600:05:04:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:05:04:1000:05:07:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s fine. I don’t need to see the baby open its eyes and…
00:05:06:1900:05:09:10Jesse [Father ITYS]well you had to see yeah
00:05:07:1700:05:09:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well you had to see the eyes of that.
00:05:08:2700:05:10:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The hand-having.
00:05:10:0700:05:10:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:05:10:2900:05:15:00Dave [GM]what happened in the book like the second she took The Water of Life she became cognizant
00:05:12:1500:05:18:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I know she talks to it and everything, but it was just weird to see.
00:05:18:2800:05:21:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]was great, man. I thought they were going to show up.
00:05:20:2800:05:27:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I wish they would have done that.
00:05:29:0200:05:39:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I would’ve fast-forwarded. fast -forwarded. I thought it was weird that they picked up a few years ago, and
00:05:29:0600:05:35:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought they were
00:05:31:0100:05:40:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, it’s almost like it didn’t even miss people
00:05:39:1300:05:46:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]then went into so much! They had to show space, they had to develop… And I was like why
00:05:40:1100:05:50:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, because they went into so many locations in the book that’s
00:05:46:1400:05:57:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]not fast forward two years? Like the baby’s childhood boy? You have her as character but you could have her and flash back
00:05:50:0300:05:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]the way it is. Like, I think that part of the character is in there.
00:05:50:1900:05:52:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]which in the book that’s the way it is
00:05:51:2900:05:56:08Dave [GM]it’s like I think that’s what they’re planning on doing in the next movie
00:05:57:2200:06:08:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to like these moments the baby and like i don’t know it was like in that way too like you would have sped up like the timeline in a sense where you could have cut out so many
00:06:02:1700:06:13:01Jesse [Father ITYS]And now we do, like you would just spell it out to be cut out two years and then with Laura
00:06:08:2400:06:18:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it felt really filler i was like they’re still here and then the end was all rushed i was started like midway if you fast forwarded there would have been a better set and then
00:06:17:2800:06:20:01Dave [GM]yeah I mean
00:06:18:0400:06:19:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I mean…
00:06:18:1300:06:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and then the characters would have like developed more of a book since i feel Like, you wouldn’t have had to take away something.
00:06:24:2000:06:31:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I mean, that’s what I ever did with people
00:06:24:2600:06:33:14Dave [GM]I think you have very good points like and but i understand what he’s doing for the third movie and sometimes like
00:06:24:2600:06:32:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think that’s what I understand and sometimes
00:06:25:0000:06:29:24Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s what I understand.
00:06:31:2600:06:39:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and sometimes there was
00:06:32:0500:06:37:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Sometimes things feel right there.
00:06:34:0500:06:44:22Dave [GM]things feel a little empire strikes backy right where it’s just like it feels like there there’s there’s a lot of stuff that you’re like okay question marks but hopefully once you
00:06:38:2900:06:40:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]there’s a lot
00:06:39:0500:06:44:01Jesse [Father ITYS]There’s a lot of stuff that hopefully
00:06:44:2200:06:54:14Dave [GM]get like final piece of it a lot is resolved and you are like oh okay i understand the decision there because maybe the battle of eric keen wasn’t really what he was going for he’s more setting up the idea of
00:06:51:0300:07:02:09Jesse [Father ITYS]the Holy War but
00:06:54:2800:06:59:23Dave [GM]the Fremen going and attacking all the other big houses.
00:07:01:1800:07:13:07Dave [GM]So I think there’s a lot of things like that anyway, no, I think that was a really good side conversation that’s been recorded that you know, I don’t know
00:07:03:0900:07:05:09Jesse [Father ITYS]no,
00:07:04:2400:07:07:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sorry, sorry. Anyway, we can D&D.
00:07:06:0700:07:08:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, it was great.
00:07:06:2100:07:17:19Jesse [Father ITYS]No, I think that was Yeah, you come back
00:07:13:0200:07:13:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]No way.
00:07:14:0800:07:20:18Steve [Lashara]So once I see the movie, I can come and listen to it and be like that was a great conversation. I disagree with everything.
00:07:15:1700:07:19:18Dave [GM]yeah, you can come back oh, that was right
00:07:19:2300:07:24:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]We’ll just splice your comments right into the conversation after it’s end.
00:07:25:1100:07:29:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Pull mine up just a titch. Yeah, perfect. Thank you.
00:07:28:2900:07:33:17Dave [GM]All right, is everyone else’s volume in a good space? In a good headspace?
00:07:29:0300:07:29:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]All right.
00:07:30:1000:07:30:27Steve [Lashara]I think
00:07:34:0100:07:34:26Steve [Lashara]yeah It’s
00:07:35:1900:07:37:03Dave [GM]Okay. Yeah. All right.
00:07:38:2500:07:50:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]If you could turn Haley’s mic off that would be great space
00:07:40:0500:07:47:26Dave [GM]No, no, no. I think that’s how Haley gauges whether or not it’s in a Good Space, is if she can sing into it.
00:07:40:0900:07:42:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:07:40:1900:07:45:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:07:40:2900:07:42:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:07:45:2300:07:46:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:07:47:2700:07:50:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Haley’s in a great space right now. She’s got a boyfriend.
00:07:50:0100:07:55:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]steve
00:07:51:1600:07:53:01Steve [Lashara]I’ve always wanted one of those
00:07:52:2800:07:53:26Dave [GM]Oh, again.
00:07:55:2000:07:56:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:07:55:2900:07:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:07:56:1900:07:57:08Dave [GM][laughter]
00:07:59:1400:08:03:25Dave [GM]That’s what I would say when I was dating. I got another girl. I got a girlfriend. Again.
00:08:00:0900:08:01:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]A much better one.
00:08:05:1600:08:06:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i like this
00:08:05:2900:08:08:28Steve [Lashara]I’m so good at getting them but keeping them is another matter
00:08:07:0800:08:10:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, I didn’t have a problem.
00:08:12:0300:08:29:07Dave [GM]they had a problem keeping you uh
00:08:12:1500:08:15:07Jesse [Father ITYS]They had a problem with two sizes.
00:08:13:1900:08:16:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Listen, there’s two sides to every story
00:08:17:0300:08:18:29Steve [Lashara]And Haley’s Is the correct one
00:08:18:2500:08:25:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Mine is all I’m saying!
00:08:22:2000:08:27:27Steve [Lashara]Typical brother I love you I support you And I totally doubt The veracity Of what he said
00:08:26:2600:08:28:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:08:33:1800:08:41:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]She was telling Skylar the things that I say to her and he’s like This doesn’t sound like the same guy I met. That’s mean
00:08:35:2800:08:36:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]blackmail
00:08:40:2900:08:42:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:08:41:2700:08:42:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:08:42:2600:08:44:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Would you guys like me to recap?
00:08:45:1400:08:45:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes!
00:08:46:1400:08:47:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is quite good
00:08:47:1200:08:52:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wait wait wait just to make sure Wait, just to make sure. We couldn’t talk about Dune but we can… Okay.
00:08:53:0300:08:54:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:08:53:0500:08:56:11Steve [Lashara]I’ll notice you did talk about dude regardless of the prohibition
00:08:54:2000:09:05:17Dave [GM]um just just make sure that we um make an allegory for whatever she says into doom right like oh it’s like you know it’s Like Irulan right
00:08:56:0400:08:56:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:57:1000:08:57:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Make sure that
00:09:02:1700:09:05:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh It’s like Which remarks
00:09:03:2700:09:06:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Which reminds me of the time
00:09:05:2900:09:07:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Ah, the water of life! Yes.
00:09:06:1400:09:09:15Steve [Lashara]hanging out with him is like sticking your hand into a box of pain
00:09:08:2500:09:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait, I’ll say
00:09:08:2900:09:10:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:09:08:2900:09:10:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:09:09:0800:09:10:17Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:09:09:0800:09:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:09:12:0200:09:21:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]the gum jabbar this is not true already she asked for my opinion
00:09:13:1000:09:15:02Jesse [Father ITYS]I was dressed for a thing
00:09:20:0900:09:24:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay No, uh I said Emily I don’ t want to know
00:09:21:2300:09:22:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:09:29:2500:09:42:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]what did i say again word
00:09:30:0800:09:31:08Jesse [Father ITYS]You said
00:09:34:2500:09:39:27Dave [GM]okay okay if that’s if if that’S a direct quote
00:09:35:1500:09:36:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:09:36:2400:09:40:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:09:37:0300:09:39:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:09:37:1300:09:38:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:09:42:0100:09:48:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]for word man wait why don’t you tell him what you were wearing
00:09:42:2200:09:45:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Should we go off
00:09:42:2600:09:44:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:09:47:0000:09:54:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait, why didn’t you tell him what he was wearing? I was wearing a very cute outfit with like a face-off and I thought that…
00:09:49:1800:09:50:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:09:51:1400:09:55:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, wait. Can we see the outfit? Maybe we don’t know.
00:09:51:1700:10:08:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]was this the was this one that looked like a potato sack do i
00:09:55:1500:10:08:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, does
00:09:55:2600:10:05:28Dave [GM]wow okay all right okay
00:09:57:1800:09:59:06Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:10:00:2600:10:01:09Steve [Lashara]jeez
00:10:08:1200:10:19:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]need to explain the clothes that she was wearing she looked like barb from stranger things i’m telling you does she but
00:10:08:2700:10:12:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the defendant have a response?
00:10:10:0700:10:15:28Jesse [Father ITYS]He also called me Barb. You look like Barb from straight to hell.
00:10:16:0200:10:23:28Dave [GM]All right. Well, you know, she probably has the most merchandise of anyone on Stranger Things.
00:10:16:2500:10:17:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Barb has a good look though.
00:10:19:1900:10:21:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, I mean she dies which is unfortunate but…
00:10:21:2900:10:23:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Anyways, that’s just…
00:10:24:0900:10:25:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]But not because of her clothing.
00:10:25:1400:10:27:12Dave [GM]No, it’s because everyone –
00:10:27:2900:10:30:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right, she didn’t get her justice. Right, right.
00:10:29:0900:10:29:28Dave [GM]No one cared.
00:10:29:1300:10:36:05Jesse [Father ITYS]No character. That’s so hard. it is
00:10:32:0500:10:36:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Listen Haley, I hope you know that all those were said
00:10:34:1500:10:34:29Dave [GM]Perfect.
00:10:36:1000:10:37:10Dave [GM]It is, yeah?
00:10:37:2100:10:40:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]because I’m concerned for your future.
00:10:40:0800:10:49:08Dave [GM]That’s true, right? It’s kind of like having kids, right’? You have to be the bad guy in order to be— In order to beat a good guy, right.? Okay.
00:10:40:1200:10:50:22Jesse [Father ITYS]but you know
00:10:47:2200:10:49:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right, exactly, yeah.
00:10:49:2200:10:57:02Dave [GM]But, you know, Haley, that does remind me of Paul and Erlon’s relationship as it progresses.
00:10:54:0200:10:57:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:10:54:1200:10:55:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:10:54:1200:10:56:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:10:54:2100:10:56:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:10:55:0200:11:03:05Jesse [Father ITYS]relationship I find
00:11:00:1100:11:03:14Dave [GM]Okay. We just had to break back together at some point.
00:11:03:0500:11:14:05Jesse [Father ITYS]the laugh I’m ready
00:11:03:1600:11:06:27Steve [Lashara]Apologies in advance for all the coughing I’ll do whenever I laugh, thanks.
00:11:07:0100:11:07:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:11:07:2700:11:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I find the laughing helps get it out though soon.
00:11:10:0100:11:10:14Dave [GM]Yeah.
00:11:10:0800:11:16:00Steve [Lashara]I still have really dry coughs, it’s fine. I’m ready. I’m ready to rock and or roll
00:11:14:0500:11:24:22Jesse [Father ITYS]to rock and score a goal first off that took a lot of work
00:11:14:1100:11:14:24Dave [GM]Okay.
00:11:15:2900:11:24:10Dave [GM]First off, I just wanted to point out how Levitorum is actually levitating now on the map. Just wanted to put that out. That took a lot of work.
00:11:24:1500:11:26:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is that cause I said it wrong?
00:11:25:2900:11:32:01Jesse [Father ITYS]uh in the door
00:11:27:0000:11:29:28Dave [GM]No, it was just because I wanted to actually be levitating.
00:11:31:0800:11:32:03Dave [GM]And then I…
00:11:31:1900:11:35:01Steve [Lashara]Levatorum has some stuff going down on it i just want you all to know
00:11:32:0100:11:38:00Jesse [Father ITYS]I did have
00:11:34:1800:11:39:21Dave [GM]I’m very excited and I did add our little purple cracks
00:11:35:1200:11:35:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sweet.
00:11:40:0500:11:40:22Steve [Lashara]yes
00:11:40:2200:11:50:24Jesse [Father ITYS]oh nice yep look at there It’s available there, and it says that you can see the stuff.
00:11:40:2700:11:43:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh nice, perfect. Yep.
00:11:42:2100:11:45:27Dave [GM]everyone knows they’re there. I didn’t forget anything.
00:11:45:1500:11:46:26Steve [Lashara]the veil tears
00:11:46:2700:11:48:04Dave [GM]Yep, the Veil Tears?
00:11:48:0400:11:50:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]You did so good with this. It looks so good.
00:11:48:1900:11:52:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s awesome
00:11:50:0400:11:51:16Dave [GM]Oh no, it looks great.
00:11:53:0300:11:54:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Is it a program called Mark?
00:11:53:0700:12:05:04Dave [GM]It’s in a program called Incarnates and so it’s yeah and incarnate uh it’s it’s been yeah well it’s
00:11:56:0600:11:57:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Spell it with a K.
00:11:57:1300:11:57:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
00:11:58:1900:11:59:06Steve [Lashara]ink
00:12:01:0300:12:04:08Steve [Lashara]not saved yet that’s ominous
00:12:05:0400:12:16:09Dave [GM]saved it’ll say like something like 236 changes made and has not been saved and i’m like that’s great i actually did lose something like 200 some odd
00:12:05:0500:12:06:22Jesse [Father ITYS]It’ll say like…
00:12:11:2200:12:12:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yikes.
00:12:16:0900:12:24:02Dave [GM]changes i made um and uh i swore a lot when the browser crashed
00:12:24:1100:12:31:27Dave [GM]uh okay don’t mind the um plethora of game logs of zen’s attacks
00:12:25:0600:12:42:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay don’t mind the structure of scare
00:12:32:2000:12:39:21Dave [GM]i mean i really like the 120 20 122 roll that was probably one of my favorite
00:12:40:1800:12:42:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]What are you trying to scare us?
00:12:42:0700:12:45:22Dave [GM]no i’m not at all because i know you guys will win
00:12:42:2200:12:43:27Jesse [Father ITYS]No not at all!
00:12:44:2100:12:46:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Because there’s one on there that says four.
00:12:47:0800:12:50:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Um yeah but that was-
00:12:48:0700:12:57:18Dave [GM]yeah but but that was before i updated it so well and also i think crimson vivisect is actually
00:12:54:2300:12:56:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, and also I think…
00:12:57:2000:13:06:20Dave [GM]low it’s what the power he has after he does is what makes it fun all right all right well
00:13:04:0100:13:04:22Jesse [Father ITYS]All right.
00:13:05:1100:13:05:28Steve [Lashara]Okay.
00:13:07:0400:13:10:04Steve [Lashara]Alright so I’m just looking over my notes from last time
00:13:10:0400:13:10:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
00:13:10:1700:13:20:27Dave [GM]yes yeah well if you go back and you listen to it it’s a whole lot of fun um because
00:13:11:0600:13:15:09Steve [Lashara]It’s actually I didn’t write very much because most of what we were doing was just fighting
00:13:15:1000:13:17:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, well if you go back and you listen
00:13:18:1200:13:22:22Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s a whole lot of fun. I need to start that. Because you
00:13:19:2000:13:20:07Steve [Lashara]Yeah
00:13:20:1200:13:22:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]I need to start editing these.
00:13:22:0000:13:26:13Dave [GM]because you uh you know it only took you guys like an hour and 20 minutes to get to the wall
00:13:27:0800:13:27:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh!
00:13:29:1400:13:37:01Steve [Lashara]i wrote uh we we managed to silence lawrence i kill yerlin while he slits well he slids his
00:13:30:1200:13:31:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:13:30:1200:13:31:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:13:30:2000:13:31:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]I hate
00:13:31:1200:13:32:10Jesse [Father ITYS]we managed
00:13:37:0100:13:48:04Steve [Lashara]wrist and says the only one who can kill me is me um i killed krengrum bringing him back long enough for him to express regret at having ever left his home
00:13:38:0600:13:45:12Jesse [Father ITYS]I feel back on
00:13:39:1300:13:40:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No!
00:13:40:1900:13:42:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:13:41:0800:13:42:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:13:43:2200:13:44:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no
00:13:47:0300:13:51:01Dave [GM]okay okay just point out like you killed krengrum again
00:13:47:2000:13:48:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:13:47:2900:13:49:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:13:48:2900:13:49:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:13:50:1400:13:52:00Jesse [Father ITYS]again. That was nice.
00:13:51:1900:13:58:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah again was it is it a dodgeball ben stiller nobody makes me bleed my own blood right It’s like…
00:13:57:1800:13:58:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:13:57:2600:14:04:02Steve [Lashara]okay uh kava’s runes dispel and she returns to normal so she’s not dead
00:14:03:2400:14:04:24Dave [GM]she’s not dead
00:14:04:0500:14:15:10Steve [Lashara]gray struggled with zen because they had to hash out their beef um yeah yeah yeah it’s it’s a modern version
00:14:04:1000:14:05:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Ray
00:14:09:0800:14:12:06Dave [GM]yeah it’s kind of like daddy issues going on there
00:14:15:1000:14:16:08Steve [Lashara]of Frankenstein
00:14:17:2300:14:18:21Dave [GM]just with a cat
00:14:23:0200:14:29:19Steve [Lashara]Tynes ice storms Lawrence but he’s still alive oh right in the end
00:14:29:2200:14:31:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Lawrence is not alive is that what you said
00:14:31:1400:14:42:24Steve [Lashara]like Lawrence got hit really hard but he was still alive then it says Zen and Grey blast free upwards out of the bubble dimensional tears made out of Zen’s subtle scissors
00:14:41:2200:14:50:09Jesse [Father ITYS]the crowd and stuff. Yes!
00:14:42:1300:14:49:15Dave [GM]um lawrence did turn into cheese dust
00:14:42:2400:14:54:03Steve [Lashara]happen everywhere Kava grabs an axe then steps into one of the planes and disappears years yes omj disintegrates lawrence dealing 88 damage
00:14:49:2400:14:51:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]cheeto cheese dust
00:14:52:0600:14:56:15Jesse [Father ITYS]as he dissolves
00:14:54:0300:15:06:00Steve [Lashara]as he dissolves his final form is revealed looks at bjorn then disappears into cheeto dust it gets sucked into the void um and then uh zen
00:14:54:2100:14:55:11Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:15:06:0000:15:14:11Steve [Lashara]kind of like freaks out a little bit uh gray and zen fight in the air gray heals omj old man jenkins
00:15:14:1100:15:20:06Steve [Lashara]but gets killed by zen’s power word kill so he dropped out this guy and now we have this monstrosity
00:15:16:2600:15:23:21Dave [GM]yes yes so gray fell and he bounced off the ramparts
00:15:17:0400:15:18:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, rocked out with the guy.
00:15:20:0600:15:30:22Steve [Lashara]that’s here as well and be
00:15:21:0400:15:36:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so
00:15:21:1500:15:30:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]resurrect him
00:15:23:2100:15:29:05Dave [GM]and he is now laying in a tiny little ball of earth at the…
00:15:30:2200:15:37:26Steve [Lashara]like oh you’re full wait
00:15:32:1500:15:34:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]do everything, okay?
00:15:33:1800:15:34:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:15:35:2500:15:42:18Dave [GM]Okay, so Jenkins, you did a long rest, right? Everyone else is where they were at before. Correct?
00:15:36:2000:15:37:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I think it’s going to do this.
00:15:37:2600:15:47:01Steve [Lashara]how are you resting
00:15:42:2000:15:54:04Jesse [Father ITYS]If I do a long rest of my life, should I have mine? Um, yeah. Oh, yes, you should have mine.
00:15:45:2700:15:55:25Dave [GM]You shouldn’t do a long rests because… No, I… Yes, you should have because he powerward healed you.
00:15:54:2900:16:04:26Steve [Lashara]oh he effectively did a long rest on him yeah weren’t you at like four hp or something
00:15:56:2200:16:01:25Dave [GM]Yes, yeah. you are allowed to do a arrest yeah
00:16:01:2300:16:03:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, we’re
00:16:02:1800:16:08:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]cool it works
00:16:11:1200:16:20:16Jesse [Father ITYS]that We’re not
00:16:13:0800:16:15:23Dave [GM]I believe so
00:16:16:0200:16:18:00Steve [Lashara]i think so for a long roster
00:16:19:2700:16:27:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]we’re not doing long rest only she is right it’s like a lot got
00:16:22:2500:16:27:18Steve [Lashara]the spell that was cast on her is the effect of honor
00:16:22:2900:16:26:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Spell the crap Is like
00:16:28:0600:16:32:17Dave [GM]no don’t do that
00:16:35:2200:16:42:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]i will be honest I did not read a single one of the things that you shared with us two weeks ago I know. I know
00:16:38:0400:16:44:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I know Dave, I read All of you
00:16:39:0100:16:48:15Dave [GM]that’s fine, I was just trying to help that’s all i was trying to do um yeah there’s i mean
00:16:42:2800:16:45:21Steve [Lashara]or intimidate being ominous.
00:16:46:1500:16:48:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah Okay
00:16:48:0200:16:57:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is that a word? Cronergy I like that word
00:16:48:1500:16:57:02Dave [GM]there’s a lot of fronergy work there and a lot other fun stuff so fronergy yes it is
00:16:55:0100:16:58:28Steve [Lashara]It is now comes from the Greek
00:16:55:1000:16:58:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are these all the same? Do different flavors?
00:17:00:2200:17:09:25Dave [GM]yes all right hopefully it’s not going to keep doing this um okay i’m gonna close the map because i think it’s just taking a lot around anyways i just want to make sure everyone saw uh
00:17:11:2500:17:13:08Dave [GM]okay so um
00:17:15:0700:17:21:04Dave [GM]so we we do have an intro if we wanna and it’s the short version of the intro
00:17:18:0800:17:18:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes
00:17:23:0000:17:24:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]What the fuck
00:17:23:2000:17:26:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:23:2500:17:24:09Jesse [Father ITYS]fuck
00:17:23:2900:17:25:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:17:24:0900:17:25:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:25:1000:17:26:24Steve [Lashara]that’s the son of gray
00:17:26:1700:17:28:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:27:0700:17:32:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, we’re picking it right off Like Dune 2 Grey’s falling and lands
00:17:27:2300:17:29:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, that’s what we’re picking right off.
00:17:31:1100:17:33:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:32:1900:17:33:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:33:1600:17:35:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Quick, get his water. Quick!
00:17:33:2200:17:39:03Dave [GM]alright I’m actually not going to even play the intro because that was perfect okay
00:17:35:1500:17:36:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:35:1500:17:36:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:17:36:0300:17:39:04Jesse [Father ITYS]All right, I’m actually not going to even put you through it because that was perfect. Okay.
00:17:37:1300:17:38:02Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:17:40:1800:17:41:04Dave [GM]um
00:17:41:2500:17:43:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, was that an accident
00:17:43:1500:17:46:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:17:43:1900:17:45:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, it was a way of being announced today.
00:17:43:2500:17:45:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:43:2500:17:46:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:46:1200:17:47:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:17:46:1200:17:48:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:17:47:2500:17:50:15Dave [GM]I actually do, I did, I took the time
00:17:48:0700:17:49:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I actually did it.
00:17:49:2800:17:52:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Divine intervention you mean not an accident
00:17:52:0200:17:52:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I started editing.
00:17:52:1500:17:54:27Dave [GM]to edit it oh my gosh
00:17:52:1700:17:58:01Steve [Lashara]It was a quantum coincidence, what are you talking about?
00:17:53:2500:17:55:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Go ahead Play it if you took that
00:17:54:0800:17:55:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead and play it. This is awesome.
00:17:57:1100:17:57:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
00:17:57:1100:17:57:27Dave [GM]here
00:17:57:2700:17:58:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:17:59:1700:18:07:12Dave [GM]this is The 60 second version. And again, a little bit of nuance here. So hopefully by the end you’ll get a little but of nuance.
00:17:59:2100:18:09:02Jesse [Father ITYS]This is an end new.
00:18:00:1000:18:01:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Synonymous
00:18:01:0000:18:20:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Is this
00:18:08:2700:18:09:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nuance
00:18:17:2700:18:19:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Was this High School Musical?
00:18:20:0400:18:25:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]me praying again? Am I praying? Am I healing while this is? Great.
00:18:24:0200:18:28:01Dave [GM]Yeah sure. If you want to heal you can take a short rest.
00:18:28:2300:18:34:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]A short rest. Can I apply the short rest healing spell to Lashara and I since we’re so close in proximity?
00:18:33:0200:18:39:15Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m not afraid this time.
00:18:37:0700:18:44:25Dave [GM]I’m not afraid this time. I shouldn’t say that because I’m jinxing myself
00:18:38:2800:18:46:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I should say that what is this game
00:18:39:0500:18:47:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I shouldn’t say that would be This is
00:18:43:0700:18:45:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I shouldn’t say that in Jesus’ name, so…
00:18:46:1600:18:49:13Jesse [Father ITYS]This is AFI.
00:18:46:1700:18:47:17Dave [GM]This is
00:18:49:0700:18:49:24Dave [GM]AFI
00:18:49:2400:18:52:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What do you think
00:18:49:2600:18:50:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay
00:18:51:0500:18:52:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh yeah, yeah, ja, ja.
00:18:51:0800:18:57:19Steve [Lashara]Oh yeah, yeah, ja, ja. Yeah, isn’t this Miss Murder?
00:18:58:2400:19:09:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, from December Underground. Yeah. So, Miss Murderer actually plays right after this, which
00:18:58:2500:19:01:17Steve [Lashara]Like the intro to it.
00:19:00:0200:19:11:04Dave [GM]from December Underground Yeah, so Miss Murder actually plays right after this I think on the album Which is funny that I could actually remember
00:19:09:2300:19:15:15Jesse [Father ITYS]is funny that I could actually remember the role of CD in this movie. That’s how old I am.
00:19:11:0400:19:15:18Dave [GM]The role of the CD for this But That’s how old I am
00:19:22:0400:19:29:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh no i forgot my paper
00:19:37:0600:19:40:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]So I think we need to kiss his eyes and that might kill him.
00:19:39:0000:19:43:21Steve [Lashara]All right, pucker up Old Man Jenkins!
00:19:41:0500:19:41:20Dave [GM]Okay
00:19:41:1400:19:41:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay!
00:19:42:0800:19:46:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you can try though yeah go ahead
00:19:45:1900:19:48:16Steve [Lashara]Like, I can only reach his knees, so…
00:19:47:0600:19:53:05Jesse [Father ITYS]I can only read A+. Yeah. Good.
00:19:47:2200:19:49:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I won’t stop you.
00:19:48:2900:19:49:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:19:50:1000:19:51:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]A plus on production value.
00:19:51:1900:19:52:22Dave [GM]Yeah, excellent
00:19:54:1100:20:01:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright. Gosh! Dangit! Look, they don’t go on forever. I actually edited it all down for a while. Thank you so much twice.
00:19:54:1500:19:56:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gosh dang it!
00:19:54:2100:19:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:19:55:2900:19:56:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:19:56:0900:19:57:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:19:56:2000:20:00:18Dave [GM]Look they don’t go on forever I actually edited them all down to their own little crunches now
00:20:00:0800:20:01:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Thank you so much, wait.
00:20:03:0500:20:03:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Good job.
00:20:03:1000:20:04:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Good job.
00:20:03:2300:20:07:19Steve [Lashara]There was something charming about the endless drip of gore.
00:20:05:1300:20:07:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:20:06:2000:20:08:22Dave [GM]I still have one of those.
00:20:06:2400:20:08:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I still have one.
00:20:07:1500:20:07:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]charming
00:20:08:2500:20:10:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nope, he’s still dying.
00:20:10:0100:20:11:16Dave [GM]Yep, he’s still going.
00:20:10:1600:20:11:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep, oh, he is still going.
00:20:12:0800:20:16:06Steve [Lashara]That’s like an artery there that’s oozing
00:20:12:1300:20:19:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, uh, we ended up.
00:20:12:1800:20:13:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Um…
00:20:17:1200:20:29:03Dave [GM]So we ended up… It was a good quick reminder of how everything was going down by Steve but let’s try to finish this off tonight my friends.
00:20:18:0000:20:19:16Jesse [Father ITYS]We ended up…
00:20:29:2700:20:39:23Dave [GM]Okay so what you guys have seen is obviously this battle between Gray and Zen and they have just taken off into the air.
00:20:30:0900:20:32:13Jesse [Father ITYS]So, what did you guys do?
00:20:41:0900:20:44:07Steve [Lashara]Neo versus Agent Smith
00:20:41:2200:20:43:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Neil for the big game.
00:20:43:0800:20:43:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah.
00:20:43:1600:20:44:23Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah, Agent Smith.
00:20:45:1200:20:55:27Jesse [Father ITYS]The one that we had before was all of a full-on ball
00:20:46:1300:20:58:02Steve [Lashara]Mr. Rangers The one in, the boring one at the end Although the ball of energy pushing the rain away
00:20:47:2300:20:49:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Which fight are we talking about?
00:20:49:1700:20:51:22Dave [GM]The one between Gray.
00:20:52:2800:20:53:04Dave [GM]Yeah.
00:20:58:0200:21:07:23Steve [Lashara]I still have your edited copies
00:20:58:2700:20:59:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]That was cool.
00:21:01:2800:21:10:08Dave [GM]So I am just going to get our ambience back of Matrix.
00:21:06:2400:21:07:08Jesse [Father ITYS]have your business.
00:21:10:0400:21:19:12Steve [Lashara]Yeah Yeah, because you lent them to me like 15 years ago. They followed me from house to house
00:21:10:0900:21:13:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did I have edited copies? I don’t remember that.
00:21:19:1600:21:21:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Were they discs themselves?
00:21:21:0400:21:21:19Steve [Lashara]DVDs
00:21:22:2500:21:28:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do you happen to have my copy of Mystery Science 2 with the movie?
00:21:23:1300:21:24:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]DVDs.
00:21:28:0900:21:30:05Steve [Lashara]No, I don’t have that one
00:21:29:1300:21:34:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I lost that, I don’ know who borrowed it or took it but if you had it that would’ve been the funniest thing ever.
00:21:32:1300:21:33:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh my God.
00:21:35:0800:21:37:02Steve [Lashara]All I have are your matrix
00:21:35:1900:21:36:20Jesse [Father ITYS]All I have are you.
00:21:36:0900:21:46:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]we would stop everything and watch it right now um so
00:21:38:0200:21:39:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:21:39:0100:21:39:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:21:40:1800:21:44:25Dave [GM]We’re taking a detour and we’re just gonna go watch MST3K
00:21:45:2100:21:46:14Steve [Lashara]count that as a fight
00:21:47:2400:21:53:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]during my song there i’m pretty sure dave you can correct me if I’m wrong maybe
00:21:53:1600:22:04:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that i was channeling divinity which allows me to present my holy symbol
00:22:04:0300:22:12:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and evoke healing energy no restore a number of hit points equal to five times your cleric
00:22:08:0200:22:09:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Every time I think that.
00:22:10:2100:22:11:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]I wasn’t gonna say anything.
00:22:12:0000:22:19:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]level i can choose any creature within 30 feet of me divide those so do i need to roll for the
00:22:19:0400:22:29:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]do i have to roll five times five times
00:22:21:1100:22:23:08Dave [GM]don’t know i mean if is it three times
00:22:21:2100:22:22:02Jesse [Father ITYS]do we need?
00:22:25:2700:22:29:08Steve [Lashara]Is it five times Isn’t your level
00:22:29:0100:22:34:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]my cleric level which is no 15 is my level
00:22:32:0100:22:39:16Dave [GM]yeah and what’s your you your cleric letter was 15 so yeah i mean yeah i think he’s a
00:22:35:1000:22:38:04Steve [Lashara]Well, that’s your character level. Are you a…
00:22:37:2400:22:46:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i think you’re 15 of the player five
00:22:38:0800:22:44:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I think he is. So if you’re 15, we’ll start.
00:22:39:1600:22:45:16Dave [GM]pure cleric he’s not multi-classic so so if you’re 15 level clerics so you can multiply that by
00:22:40:0200:22:40:17Steve [Lashara]Oh, okay.
00:22:45:1600:22:53:20Dave [GM]three five okay so okay i’ll yeah i’ll let you distribute those um i distribute some of them to
00:22:46:2400:22:56:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]times oh yeah sweet okay um math man 75
00:22:48:2200:22:49:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, I’ll wait.
00:22:58:2800:23:04:23Steve [Lashara]Mine did an update. I don’t know if you want to like reload my page.
00:23:03:2900:23:04:08Dave [GM]right
00:23:11:2700:23:16:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]leshara how many oh you’ve got you’re at 85
00:23:12:2100:23:13:12Steve [Lashara]That’s more like it.
00:23:16:0800:23:24:14Steve [Lashara]I did that short rest with you. You were praying I was meditating in genuine scientific ways.
00:23:16:1800:23:17:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I did that short enough.
00:23:23:2300:23:31:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay then i yeah okay I’ll divide these up for a set you can continue
00:23:26:0300:23:26:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
00:23:26:0900:23:29:12Steve [Lashara]The way that scientists meditate, That’s how I do it.
00:23:28:0700:23:39:04Dave [GM]yeah yeah okay okay great um okay so what you guys have just seen is a giant abomination that has
00:23:28:2100:23:29:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, yeah.
00:23:33:1800:23:35:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so what do you guys want to see
00:23:39:0400:23:50:09Dave [GM]just broken through and blasted the doors completely off their hinges and you guys look around and you see the atmosphere of what’s going on and you have seen that this entire area of Old Town,
00:23:43:1300:23:44:27Jesse [Father ITYS]and can you guys remember
00:23:50:1300:23:54:10Dave [GM]in old town in general has been just completely demolished and destroyed.
00:23:55:1600:24:04:07Dave [GM]Zen’s forces have come through and just ripped as many things apart as possible. You have several things that are on fire and you guys have luckily been able to
00:24:05:0800:24:13:10Dave [GM]avoid being overly hurt and damaged by most of the carnage that’s going out but you do notice that majority of the people are either dead or missing
00:24:13:1000:24:21:02Dave [GM]um levitas had a good opportunity to grab some children and move away so she has taken the kids
00:24:21:1800:24:26:11Dave [GM]somewhere in the city and that somewhere may actually be on the map if you look close
00:24:26:1100:24:33:25Dave [GM]um and uh that is where we’re at so it
00:24:26:1900:24:33:24Jesse [Father ITYS]And so, it
00:24:33:2400:24:44:23Jesse [Father ITYS]threw out a fireball that has prey.
00:24:33:2500:24:44:10Dave [GM]threw out nuts yep it threw up a fireball that missed miserably at the end of the last round. But as
00:24:44:1000:24:52:20Dave [GM]Grey has been shooting up and was able to distract you guys and has fallen down on the ramparts, it has
00:24:45:2200:24:47:28Jesse [Father ITYS]is
00:24:53:2400:25:01:19Dave [GM]taken the time to gather its breath weapon and you see its giant
00:24:59:2900:25:09:11Jesse [Father ITYS]what did you call it?
00:25:03:1800:25:08:08Dave [GM]It is a adult red dragon head open
00:25:07:1900:25:17:28Steve [Lashara]Okay, great. you call it the creature itself zen’s abomination also known as a mother
00:25:10:0600:25:12:01Dave [GM]It’s just Zenzibov
00:25:10:2500:25:11:16Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s
00:25:12:2000:25:14:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So
00:25:12:2200:25:14:11Jesse [Father ITYS]so
00:25:13:0700:25:23:22Dave [GM]zen’s abomination so if you want a breakdown of zen’s abomination because you know not everyone is here sitting at the table looking at it it is the uh body
00:25:15:2800:25:17:10Jesse [Father ITYS]because
00:25:21:1900:25:23:22Jesse [Father ITYS]is body
00:25:23:2200:25:34:13Dave [GM]of a gigantic creature with a large red dragon head it does have a bat dragon style wing and it
00:25:30:0100:25:45:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Right arm
00:25:34:1300:25:41:22Dave [GM]does have another sewn on griffin ring what its right arm is made out of a kraken tentacle actually two of them
00:25:36:2100:25:38:24Jesse [Father ITYS]right arm
00:25:42:1300:25:49:17Dave [GM]and uh oh sorry this is left arm and then its right arm is actually taken from a uh storm giant
00:25:45:1900:25:46:02Jesse [Father ITYS]taken
00:25:47:0400:25:49:17Jesse [Father ITYS]from giant
00:25:49:1700:25:55:01Dave [GM]and has been sewed on and then it’s tail is just a large amphibious
00:25:52:0100:26:03:15Jesse [Father ITYS]tail So it is, are
00:25:56:0300:26:05:15Dave [GM]creature so it is multi -fax have our each of you guys still have like the well you
00:26:03:1500:26:07:04Jesse [Father ITYS]you guys going to have like the name of the book?
00:26:05:1500:26:12:29Dave [GM]the remains of what was happening last time still work but if you want to change out any of those specific things, I would do it now.
00:26:14:1200:26:19:13Dave [GM]Because of Idios’ prayer, it has given you guys an opportunity to do a couple of things
00:26:20:0500:26:22:25Jesse [Father ITYS]But he isn’t going to get a surprise.
00:26:20:1400:26:25:12Dave [GM]but he is going to get his surprise attack round on you guys as soon as you are ready.
00:26:25:2000:26:27:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, that’s not a surprise anymore.
00:26:26:0200:26:37:01Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s not surprising. Well, I mean, you guys are sort of like a character since it
00:26:26:1800:26:33:09Dave [GM]So well you know, I mean you guys are surprised like the characters will be surprised no meta, you guys
00:26:30:1300:26:35:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’ll act surprised.
00:26:37:0100:26:39:20Jesse [Father ITYS]opened up on him and yeah,
00:26:37:1000:26:45:23Dave [GM]its maw and is gathering strength to release a breath weapon attack and i’ll just give you the stats on this bread foot breath
00:26:45:2300:26:59:09Dave [GM]real quick uh we have a okay it
00:26:58:1500:27:04:04Jesse [Father ITYS]It is a supercone, so it’s themed as .
00:26:59:0900:27:09:13Dave [GM]is a 40 60 foot cone so it’s aimed at everyone right so yeah he’s just kind of lining up right here
00:27:06:1000:27:07:07Jesse [Father ITYS]So yeah.
00:27:09:0700:27:11:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to duck behind that brick wall.
00:27:10:2600:27:20:29Dave [GM]um 60 foot tone and then once you guys are ready you will all have to make a dc21 dexterity saving throw and uh i’ll get gather up as many
00:27:12:0800:27:14:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Supercone and good.
00:27:18:0200:27:29:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]We’ll be
00:27:18:2600:27:19:13Jesse [Father ITYS]And…
00:27:20:2900:27:32:06Dave [GM]d6s as i can because it’s going to be 18d6 worth of damage uh it will be a dC21 so you
00:27:24:0200:27:26:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, I’ve got a plus 12 so let’s bring it on.
00:27:28:0400:27:29:22Steve [Lashara]Okay, what else do you have to say?
00:27:28:0400:27:31:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, what else do we have? Uh, it will save.
00:27:29:2500:27:30:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]fine.
00:27:32:0600:27:36:04Dave [GM]have to have a 21 or higher and it’s the saving throw like i talked about so it’s not gonna
00:27:35:0600:27:41:08Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s not going to- Well actually that’s a good question.
00:27:38:1100:27:47:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got a 27. Well actually that’s a good question because the potion I drank gave me a plus 3 in strength decks and constitution but that’s not on a saving throw?
00:27:48:1800:27:59:14Dave [GM]are different if you look up here you see okay so it’s if you look at this you see your saving throws it’ll just be clicking on whatever i ask
00:27:49:2000:27:51:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, then I only got 24.
00:27:50:0800:27:52:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So how do I
00:27:59:1400:28:10:29Dave [GM]so there’s only strength the dexterity constitution intelligence wisdom and uh it will be dexterities no no because you’re trying to jump out of
00:28:01:2500:28:03:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, I got 15 with plus 9.
00:28:04:1900:28:08:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, boy!
00:28:10:2900:28:20:10Dave [GM]the way right and and you know if you’re in the purview of this fire attack you’re going to take at least half of the 18v6.
00:28:18:0100:28:23:08Steve [Lashara]So I got a nat 20 plus three is 23.
00:28:23:0300:28:30:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh yeah i got 24
00:28:29:2200:28:40:01Jesse [Father ITYS]You don’t
00:28:34:0400:28:43:03Dave [GM]13 as a saving throw? Okay. That’s all right. Yeah. I mean… Well, you know.
00:28:36:0300:28:37:02Steve [Lashara]You’re an old man.
00:28:38:1500:28:41:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]negative two
00:28:38:1900:28:48:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]little slower you don’t have bless do we still bless it’s not a waste You always get a roll.
00:28:39:1600:28:42:04Steve [Lashara]Yeah, yeah. I mean you don’t have your walker with you so.
00:28:44:2700:28:52:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]19 because i can’t add anything so it’s just the what what 19 is a fail
00:28:49:0600:28:56:13Dave [GM]and it’s a failure. Succeed, succeed. Yeah, it’s Bless but is Bless still active? How
00:28:49:2500:28:51:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do they still have Blus?
00:28:50:0800:28:51:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, you mean this!
00:28:53:2300:28:54:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah it’s plus 15
00:28:56:1300:29:01:17Dave [GM]How long does bless last for forever?
00:28:57:1100:28:58:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Forever
00:28:57:2400:28:59:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Still not there.
00:28:58:2600:29:11:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]forever no concentration
00:29:05:0100:29:06:19Dave [GM]Forever, forever ever.
00:29:07:1400:29:16:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]I agree.
00:29:11:0000:29:11:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]up to one minute
00:29:11:2500:29:24:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]bless so i will say okay
00:29:13:0700:29:23:21Dave [GM]One minute. Okay. So I will say that if you want to bless everyone, you’ll have to use that as action because we, I think we went 10 more than 10 rounds last time.
00:29:14:0500:29:16:05Jesse [Father ITYS]So I will say
00:29:16:0500:29:27:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Did everyone make their
00:29:25:2000:29:28:08Dave [GM]Did everyone make their potions switch outs?
00:29:29:1000:29:37:15Dave [GM]Okay. So you’re good. All right. So let’s just set the setting. The ma is opening up and he’s gathering kind of sucking in all
00:29:30:0400:29:31:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright so
00:29:31:2000:29:42:08Jesse [Father ITYS]So, the mod he’s gathered is sucking in all of his giant
00:29:37:1500:29:49:02Dave [GM]of the bits and pieces that are floating around this area as it’s going. You see this giant flame billow up in his mouth, and then all of a sudden… Yeah.
00:29:42:0800:29:45:07Jesse [Father ITYS]blade billows up in.
00:29:44:2900:29:50:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Can I shoot him while his mouth is open?
00:29:45:0400:29:49:06Steve [Lashara]His little cheek flaps are doing that
00:29:47:2800:29:51:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I shoot him on his mouth? Uh, well no.
00:29:51:0000:30:02:09Dave [GM]Well no, because it’s a surprise round so I don’t think you can really react or do… well you can react but you can’t really do anything But just as all of this is
00:29:52:1700:29:53:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, gotcha. Okay.
00:29:57:0600:29:57:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Great.
00:29:58:0300:30:10:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, but just as an
00:30:02:0900:30:12:22Dave [GM]coming around, you hear this bellowing roar that’s kind of gurgling deep within his stomach. And then you hear the indistinct clip
00:30:12:2200:30:22:16Dave [GM]of scissors and it just echoes across the rubble in that Kraken tentacle is coming down and
00:30:15:0600:30:15:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh no.
00:30:20:0400:30:21:25Jesse [Father ITYS]it down.
00:30:22:1600:30:25:24Dave [GM]the maw is about to be gaping and all of a sudden,
00:30:27:0100:30:31:21Dave [GM]the maW is gone and the head
00:30:32:2700:30:34:29Dave [GM]falls to the ground
00:30:36:0800:30:38:11Dave [GM]and what you hear
00:30:37:0600:30:41:17Jesse [Father ITYS]And here. What was that?
00:30:37:2900:30:38:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nuance
00:30:39:2500:30:44:01Dave [GM]cross the battlefield is, yeah, a little bit of gurgling.
00:30:40:1200:30:46:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]There’s gurgling noises, like a newborn baby.
00:30:46:2200:30:48:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, fear.
00:30:47:0800:30:48:20Dave [GM]And you hear
00:30:49:2700:30:53:21Dave [GM]a whispering sound that says
00:31:02:1000:31:03:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is it Isaac?
00:31:05:0400:31:07:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:31:05:1300:31:07:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:31:05:2300:31:07:01Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:31:06:1200:31:07:11Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:31:10:1300:31:11:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wouldn’t that be amazing?
00:31:10:1300:31:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Wouldn’t that be amazing?
00:31:11:2500:31:13:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:31:11:2500:31:13:23Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:31:12:0800:31:14:10Dave [GM]He just like whispers it out the door
00:31:14:0200:31:14:22Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:31:14:2500:31:32:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I feel
00:31:15:1100:31:16:10Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:31:17:0300:31:29:02Dave [GM]No so you hear this and it kind of echoes but it’s a very slight but core penetrating voice and you know it’s not Zen’s voice Does anyone want to investigate history
00:31:18:0700:31:18:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:31:29:0200:31:36:12Dave [GM]check whatever this might be you should i mean well definitely he should
00:31:32:0100:31:32:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]like we should know it.
00:31:33:2300:31:36:10Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean, well, definitely he should.
00:31:36:1200:31:41:18Dave [GM]but it’s it’s not
00:31:37:2300:31:47:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so i
00:31:40:2500:31:42:03Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s not for me.
00:31:41:1800:31:50:26Dave [GM]dwarvish i mean it is it’s infernal in its base so you do understand like who else because most
00:31:43:1300:31:50:11Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s in the first place to do it. Like who else?
00:31:47:2200:31:58:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]can i understand it and that’s what it says yeah i think mine oh my might be abysmal i don’t remember which one
00:31:51:1900:31:52:26Steve [Lashara]I speak infernal
00:31:51:2000:31:53:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I do not.
00:31:51:2200:31:53:18Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know. I think that
00:31:55:0300:31:56:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]The opposite.
00:31:59:1000:32:06:20Dave [GM]um i would say that this is being, like, translated so everyone could actually understand
00:32:01:0200:32:02:28Jesse [Father ITYS]this is
00:32:07:1400:32:17:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Will we still have to know with Gray being dead? Do we lose our telepathic speak?
00:32:07:1900:32:10:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay and then can i roll for insight to like
00:32:10:1600:32:21:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]understand who it is or where it’s coming from oh man
00:32:12:2900:32:13:25Dave [GM]You can roll for insight.
00:32:17:1300:32:19:26Dave [GM]No, that’s been permanently granted to you.
00:32:19:2400:32:22:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh cool. Get out of my head, guys.
00:32:21:0100:32:25:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]hate this app uh it’s still a fort
00:32:24:1400:32:33:18Dave [GM]Uh, six? Oh, okay. Well, I mean, you know that this has a really big significant
00:32:25:1000:32:41:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it’s a 14 i have a plus seven well dang it does anybody
00:32:27:1600:32:31:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, I mean you know that is as
00:32:31:1500:32:57:23Jesse [Father ITYS]distracted by
00:32:34:2500:32:38:04Dave [GM]value to the storyline but you don’t know what it is.
00:32:38:1300:32:41:03Steve [Lashara]Can I do an Arcana check then?
00:32:38:2100:32:39:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:32:38:2100:32:39:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:32:41:0100:32:43:15Dave [GM]I will let you do an arcana check, yes.
00:32:41:0700:32:41:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]else want
00:32:42:2900:32:52:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]gosh damn this is your opportunity to receive revelation this is you
00:32:44:1400:32:47:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just because he so badly wants to tell us.
00:32:47:1300:32:49:11Steve [Lashara]Good thing I have advantage on checks.
00:32:52:2700:32:54:25Steve [Lashara]13. What was it, did you roll?
00:32:53:2100:33:03:12Dave [GM]13 um so as uh as as father idius uh is trying to search his brain
00:32:56:1700:32:59:22Steve [Lashara]I was distracted by all that praying sound and I couldn’t concentrate.
00:32:58:1300:33:06:08Jesse [Father ITYS]and it looks
00:33:03:1200:33:12:20Dave [GM]to figure out everything he learned in uh his uh his religious school uh his seminary he fails to come up with it and then
00:33:06:0800:33:15:29Jesse [Father ITYS]over at our pride
00:33:12:2000:33:22:18Dave [GM]looks over at lashara and tries to bless lasharra to receive revelation and Lashara completely denies the blessing.
00:33:15:2900:33:24:25Jesse [Father ITYS]but completely did not how can it be
00:33:20:2800:33:25:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]damn you pride
00:33:24:0100:33:25:14Steve [Lashara]How can it be faith if you see
00:33:26:1700:33:28:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:33:27:1500:33:28:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:33:27:2800:33:31:18Steve [Lashara]Can’t be faith if you see evidence of gods all over the place.
00:33:33:0100:33:37:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so our combined score though 13 and 14
00:33:33:1000:33:35:10Dave [GM]And okay, so you guys
00:33:33:1000:33:34:23Jesse [Father ITYS]okay so
00:33:37:2600:33:39:13Jesse [Father ITYS]with our
00:33:38:0200:33:38:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:33:38:1600:33:40:13Dave [GM]with our powers combined
00:33:39:2000:33:41:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:33:39:2400:33:48:17Steve [Lashara]Let’s Captain Planet this. You bring the mullet, I’ll bring the positive energy towards the planet.
00:33:40:1900:33:48:02Jesse [Father ITYS]you bring the mullet okay so
00:33:41:0800:33:41:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:33:42:0100:33:42:29Dave [GM]You need
00:33:44:2400:33:54:01Dave [GM]Okay, I mean yeah it just depends on who’s wind water and heart after that point right? So you guys hear this
00:33:52:0500:33:53:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]shoot
00:33:52:1000:33:54:13Jesse [Father ITYS]you guys hear this and
00:33:54:0100:34:04:20Dave [GM]and unfortunately you really don’t pinpoint where it comes from um and and your you see zen
00:33:55:2300:34:00:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Dang it, I wanted to know.
00:34:00:2900:34:03:08Steve [Lashara]Right? I’m feeling dumb now.
00:34:05:2900:34:13:25Jesse [Father ITYS]he yells out Um, he actually
00:34:06:2400:34:09:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]He yells out Gosh dang it That person
00:34:12:0100:34:17:26Dave [GM]dang kids um he actually is holding the shoulder of his monstrosity
00:34:13:2700:34:24:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Well I mean
00:34:17:2600:34:29:22Dave [GM]and just kind of stroking it gently as he uh the tentacle yes well i mean a tentacle still as part of a shoulder stroking it gently as the entire body
00:34:26:1800:34:30:05Jesse [Father ITYS]He has the entire And
00:34:29:2200:34:41:06Dave [GM]of this abomination slowly collapses and breathes out a sigh of breath um almost whimpers a little as it expires
00:34:42:0200:34:42:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]What?
00:34:43:1500:34:48:02Dave [GM]he turns to all you guys
00:34:44:2600:34:45:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nuance.
00:34:45:0500:34:46:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]We didn’t get a fight
00:34:47:2500:34:49:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, but now we have to talk to Zan.
00:34:49:2200:35:00:02Dave [GM]looks at you a little confused and he says why are all my friends dead?
00:35:00:2100:35:01:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Whoa Whoa.
00:35:03:2200:35:05:19Jesse [Father ITYS]They’re not all
00:35:07:2600:35:18:07Steve [Lashara]Actually, technically properly speaking Kava’s still alive in some other form and one can continue to exist as Cheeto dust
00:35:13:2000:35:15:22Jesse [Father ITYS]And one
00:35:18:0700:35:21:02Steve [Lashara]As I understand
00:35:20:0200:35:28:07Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s what I’m She doesn’t
00:35:21:2300:35:27:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s survived like atomic blasts. Is that what we learned? Yeah, Cheeto dust?
00:35:24:2700:35:25:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Zan might
00:35:25:1300:35:30:03Steve [Lashara]That’s what I mean Cheetos are the cockroaches of snacks
00:35:27:2700:35:29:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]forgive me if I misinterpreted
00:35:31:0100:35:41:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But after our conversation I was under the impression death was a gift and we were administering that gift to all including i thought all of us
00:35:41:2200:35:47:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]at some point some sooner than others were i thought this is what you want
00:35:48:2300:35:59:20Dave [GM]start to glow like a very fiendish green purple glow as someone who is generally well composed
00:35:59:2000:36:07:02Dave [GM]is really starting to get extremely so he asks again
00:36:08:1200:36:09:24Dave [GM]why are my friends dead
00:36:13:1100:36:18:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, now am I understanding this correctly that he
00:36:19:1400:36:25:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]didn’t see what happened while he was fighting Gray? Got it. Okay.
00:36:23:1000:36:29:08Dave [GM]of the chronergy system fighting with grey, so grey is the only one he knows that’s dead
00:36:29:1000:36:30:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]You killed your friends
00:36:32:0700:36:36:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]you’re turning, you have oh yeah Arnold
00:36:38:0700:36:49:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m so bad at this okay get to the top get to the chopper I guess that was Bjorn is a French name
00:36:48:2200:36:49:01Steve [Lashara]No.
00:36:50:0700:37:02:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]You have the audacity to turn around and see what has become of this city in its total destruction
00:37:03:1700:37:14:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]and think to yourself, oh, they wouldn’t have done anything about it. They wouldn’t have done nothing to stop the mayhem and you’re surprised by this?
00:37:15:1300:37:22:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is anyone else surprised? You’re an idiot!
00:37:21:2700:37:25:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t know if we’re with him. I don’ t know if
00:37:26:1800:37:29:27Steve [Lashara]I’ll take like small steps away from yours at least
00:37:33:2000:37:37:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ll go ahead and explain it to him like a toddler too because if he’s this dumb
00:37:37:0300:37:38:22Jesse [Father ITYS]as, like…
00:37:39:0500:37:43:05Dave [GM]around him starts to crackle and disintegrate and start
00:37:42:0100:37:52:01Jesse [Father ITYS]We release from their prison always
00:37:42:0200:37:43:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]We release
00:37:49:0800:37:50:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]from their
00:37:50:0200:38:11:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]prison… What
00:38:11:1900:38:13:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]did you think was going to happen
00:38:11:2500:38:12:09Jesse [Father ITYS]you think
00:38:17:0500:38:23:04Dave [GM]let me explain to you a little bit about what happened to my friends.
00:38:23:0400:38:31:17Dave [GM]When we walked into the Infernal Plain, that’s when we went to
00:38:29:0500:38:29:26Jesse [Father ITYS]No
00:38:31:1700:38:40:07Dave [GM]go work um when we walked into the infernal plane my friend lawrence encountered a spectral being
00:38:41:2100:38:49:16Dave [GM]that i had no idea what it was and it cursed
00:38:49:1600:39:01:09Dave [GM]him he became something that he shouldn’t have become and in the night after we had found our good friend frank grumman we were bringing him back
00:39:01:0900:39:12:11Dave [GM]for this mortal plane so that we could adventure together. Lawrence etched the runes into my friends and ever since then
00:39:13:0800:39:22:08Dave [GM]Gog, the master has been controlling I met with Gog
00:39:25:2000:39:27:09Dave [GM]completely different, write that down Gog
00:39:27:2500:39:28:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:39:30:1100:39:39:13Dave [GM]Gog gave me a task My task was to fill his well of souls and then I could have my friends
00:39:41:2800:39:52:01Dave [GM]and just as Gray fell to the ground that deed was done And now my friends are So I ask you one more time
00:39:53:1000:39:54:24Dave [GM]Why are my friends dead?
00:39:59:2300:40:21:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you know
00:40:01:1100:40:02:07Dave [GM]I understand
00:40:04:2500:40:14:06Dave [GM]But I also understand That the only thing they could remove Her curse is me So she isn’t healed quite yet
00:40:20:0300:40:21:28Steve [Lashara]I’m taking notes, but
00:40:21:0800:40:28:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]during times of confusion we don’t always have answers to life’s greatest questions sometimes
00:40:29:1600:40:37:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]paid a debt to Gawk and that debt was the life and soul of your friends? Is that what I’m understanding?
00:40:37:1000:40:41:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]can we still communicate can we all talk to each other
00:40:43:0000:40:50:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i think i mean i think we thought that he was like pure people but I think he was actually just a little hurt about his friends.
00:40:53:1100:40:55:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, he’s crazy but like he was just kind of hurt
00:40:56:1800:40:57:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]of a way going on about doing it.
00:40:57:0600:41:04:29Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s great! I do not remember something.
00:40:57:2000:41:00:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah extremist but
00:41:01:2500:41:02:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]By him?
00:41:02:0300:41:02:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh
00:41:04:1400:41:08:19Dave [GM]know you don’ t know that was by him or not make make a history check
00:41:06:2800:41:07:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Peace is fit.
00:41:08:2900:41:11:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]I have terrible history but here we go.
00:41:10:1500:41:11:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have terrible history so
00:41:13:2400:41:20:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]And Bjorn’s gonna be like, I’ll remember something! Let me see. Ready? I remember something!
00:41:16:2000:41:17:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]something
00:41:20:2400:41:21:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:41:20:2400:41:22:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:41:21:2900:41:23:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s an 18.
00:41:23:0100:41:23:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:41:24:0900:41:25:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:41:24:2900:41:26:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:41:25:2900:41:31:19Dave [GM]okay so think think think thing think think uh
00:41:26:1700:41:32:18Steve [Lashara]he’s like poo bear He sits down, and he’s like, I remember something!
00:41:26:1700:41:27:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:41:26:2600:41:32:05Jesse [Father ITYS]I remember something
00:41:30:2100:41:32:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:41:32:0300:41:33:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, Boba.
00:41:33:0800:41:44:08Dave [GM]okay so with an 18 history check i mean pretty good man um you think back and you actually a lot of this history has been lost i mean this is like thousand plus years ago but you do know
00:41:39:2600:41:44:26Jesse [Father ITYS]But you know that there are
00:41:44:0800:41:52:29Dave [GM]that there are like these like cautionary tales in these stories that have been told they’ve almost become like fairy tales right and some of these fairy tales so you can’t know that
00:41:45:1700:41:52:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Cautionary guilt, and some of these very close people can’t
00:41:52:2100:42:06:08Jesse [Father ITYS]know that who knows you also
00:41:52:2900:41:59:22Dave [GM]directly attributed to this story but you Do Know the Story of The Adventuring Party
00:41:59:2200:42:07:03Dave [GM]that went to go save their friend and came back cursed um you do also know that
00:42:06:0800:42:07:10Jesse [Father ITYS]basically
00:42:07:1900:42:14:12Dave [GM]what happened in the infernal plane a little bit via this cautionary tale it had nothing
00:42:14:1200:42:24:22Dave [GM]to do with anyone’s part it was purely god manipulating everything that was going on and basically it’s the story of the deal with the devil
00:42:20:2500:42:21:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]basically
00:42:22:1900:42:39:05Jesse [Father ITYS]And so just
00:42:25:0500:42:35:20Dave [GM]um and so you can reference that to gog you can reference that anything but um you do a know that that’s a true fairy tale that you guys have learned
00:42:35:2000:42:41:01Dave [GM]ever since um just as you guys are kind of having this conversation with each
00:42:38:1200:42:45:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]did you say Gog oh, no wonder why your friends are dead
00:42:39:0500:42:42:14Jesse [Father ITYS]as you guys were going to have a comment. Did you say dog?
00:42:43:0900:42:53:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Not now.
00:42:46:1400:42:47:29Steve [Lashara]it’s little to do with us and more
00:42:47:2900:43:04:26Steve [Lashara]to do with deities which are a problem all of the time you fool
00:42:50:2400:42:52:08Jesse [Father ITYS]You do this
00:42:51:0400:43:01:21Dave [GM]you do this you’re saying these things to Zen as he is picking up Gray, probably one of his greatest creations and stroking him on the chin
00:43:01:2100:43:04:10Dave [GM]and petting him and saying
00:43:04:2600:43:08:10Steve [Lashara]you fool as a single tear rolls down
00:43:05:0100:43:15:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, wait wait wait So So maybe I’m also misunderstanding, and this is meta.
00:43:07:2100:43:13:13Jesse [Father ITYS]No wait, wait, so maybe I’m also
00:43:15:2100:43:16:23Dave [GM]Yeah go for it.
00:43:17:2000:43:24:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you awaken like you were under a trance or did Zen just? Okay.
00:43:24:1000:43:34:17Dave [GM]He didn’t awaken at all. He’s the same Zen that everyone knows about. So he picks Gray up but kind of strokes him
00:43:25:2500:43:26:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Got it.
00:43:25:2600:43:29:12Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s the same so
00:43:30:0800:43:30:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
00:43:34:1700:43:45:04Dave [GM]like your own little kitty um and he kind of is speaking to himself as you can see that he’s slowly slowly getting more
00:43:42:0500:43:42:18Jesse [Father ITYS]himself
00:43:45:0400:43:53:26Dave [GM]enraged and he’s speaking to his self and saying things to the effect of i guess my finest
00:43:53:2600:43:58:17Dave [GM]investigation was the last thing and it’s kind of muttering to himself
00:44:01:2200:44:02:15Jesse [Father ITYS]what
00:44:01:2400:44:12:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]What debt did you make with God, Zen? What did you agree to that the debt was paid?
00:44:09:1800:44:10:04Dave [GM]i agree to
00:44:18:2800:44:21:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]We don’t know. I’m assuming.
00:44:20:0900:44:25:11Jesse [Father ITYS]You know, I’m assuming that you can make the assumption.
00:44:20:1700:44:26:23Dave [GM]for sure because these guys did such a terrible job trying to figure it out but you can make the assumption that yeah maybe
00:44:23:2000:44:24:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:44:26:0700:44:35:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m assuming it was, and that Xen or Lawrence made a deal with Garg to fill some sort of well-of-soul. What did you get in return? Xen
00:44:34:2200:44:46:16Dave [GM]got my friends back he starts
00:44:35:2900:44:42:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hmm. This is tragic guys
00:44:44:0900:44:45:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]feel like crap.
00:44:46:1600:44:50:19Dave [GM]to you do you see like a small tier well up
00:44:46:1700:44:47:29Jesse [Father ITYS]through what I want to talk about.
00:44:46:2800:44:48:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]But at what cost
00:44:48:0800:45:01:28Jesse [Father ITYS]You’ve seen like this happening all over there with an action and
00:44:50:1900:44:58:29Dave [GM]And it’s multifaceted and colored with magical, like magical incense.
00:45:01:0700:45:08:08Dave [GM]And as that happens, almost like he is controlling the weather with his emotions, it starts to rain
00:45:01:2800:45:04:14Jesse [Father ITYS]it starts as it happens
00:45:04:1400:45:16:08Jesse [Father ITYS]almost like it goes up in Is it? What’s happened?
00:45:10:0000:45:21:03Dave [GM]as a metaphor for how he is feeling inside. um and he lays you know what i yes
00:45:16:2200:45:23:18Jesse [Father ITYS]you know what, I yeah you can remove
00:45:20:2400:45:23:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:45:21:0300:45:24:13Dave [GM]yes it will you can remove the flame from the tree
00:45:23:1800:45:32:01Jesse [Father ITYS]the tomb
00:45:23:2000:45:26:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:45:24:0100:45:25:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No leave it It looks cool
00:45:24:1900:45:27:06Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:45:25:2700:45:27:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:45:26:2600:45:27:15Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:45:26:2800:45:27:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m sorry
00:45:27:1900:45:36:15Dave [GM]uh yeah yeah yeah they uh the tomb with the tomb of the name well yeah i mean it could be
00:45:28:0500:45:35:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s the flame of the nameless soldier for now on forever The tomb of the flameless soldier for Now On Forever
00:45:31:1100:45:32:09Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:45:31:1100:45:32:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:45:31:2000:45:33:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The two
00:45:33:0300:45:41:29Jesse [Father ITYS]well yeah everyone is dead so he yes
00:45:36:1500:45:43:14Dave [GM]for everyone in this town because everyone’s dead um so he yeah yeah levitas good job
00:45:37:2600:45:42:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right. Correct. Except for the children, except for the children.
00:45:44:1500:45:52:20Dave [GM]So he lays Gray down on the floor and he takes two obsidian coins that you guys really have never seen before. I mean, they are arcade.
00:45:53:0900:46:01:01Dave [GM]And he puts it over the top of Gray’s eyes and he kisses both of the coins and lays them down throughout.
00:46:02:1100:46:03:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s the song.
00:46:04:2000:46:05:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Song!
00:46:05:1800:46:08:11Dave [GM]Question, Idios? Or is this meta?
00:46:07:1300:46:09:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
00:46:07:2200:46:13:14Jesse [Father ITYS]is there any way
00:46:10:1300:46:11:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]There it is.
00:46:12:0300:46:21:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is there any way to bring your friends back um
00:46:17:2200:46:19:10Dave [GM]I don’t know. Do you want to go talk to God?
00:46:19:1100:46:21:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, I know you make a deal with the devil.
00:46:23:1700:46:29:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Look, I’m sorry we could feel bad for him but he made a deal with the one thing you don’t make a dealing with.
00:46:29:1200:46:34:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]we may not be able to bring his friends back but we might be able to help Gray.
00:46:34:2400:46:42:06Dave [GM]so just as that happens the portal like kava had jumped into opens up and kaba
00:46:42:2300:46:43:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Jumps back out.
00:46:43:2000:46:52:12Dave [GM]steps through the portal as you see gray and zen here in this state um
00:46:52:1200:46:58:16Dave [GM]um kava what do you have to say it is then your kava
00:47:04:1700:47:13:02Dave [GM]what did i do like i just wanted to go on adventures i wanted you guys back i needed my friends back
00:47:15:2500:47:17:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s almost like…
00:47:18:1700:47:29:29Dave [GM]i didn’t do anything to you don’t you remember lawrence is the one that carved rooms on it i’ve been trying to master chronergy for thousands of years
00:47:29:2900:47:37:11Dave [GM]just so that i could stop lawrence from making it worse i’ve been muttering the same counter
00:47:37:1100:47:45:15Dave [GM]curse every eight seconds for over a thousand years to stop lawrance and make sure that the
00:47:45:1500:47:53:12Dave [GM]well of souls was completed to have you back so we could do what we promised to do go on
00:47:55:2900:47:56:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait a minute.
00:48:00:0700:48:04:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]So the counter curse that we noticed he was doing last time, right?
00:48:05:2600:48:10:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]But the well of souls and the deal was you get your friends back after the soul is filled.
00:48:11:1200:48:12:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh crap, what does that mean?
00:48:14:1100:48:23:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t
00:48:21:1000:48:27:14Steve [Lashara]to kill gog because that seems like a logical thing to do
00:48:23:2000:49:01:05Jesse [Father ITYS]know.
00:48:25:2100:48:35:15Dave [GM]just as you’re talking to it you see the like these spectral forms that have almost this cloak of death wrapped around them, very Grim Reaper style
00:48:35:1500:48:40:12Dave [GM]of Yerlin, Frengrum and Lawrence also appear next to Kaba
00:48:41:2400:48:45:03Dave [GM]they all have an opportunity to talk to each other
00:48:48:1400:48:49:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s up?
00:48:49:1800:48:51:15Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:48:49:2700:48:51:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:48:50:2900:48:55:04Dave [GM]you like your form actually is very dusty it’s just like
00:48:54:1200:48:55:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:48:54:1800:48:55:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, it’s just like
00:48:55:2400:49:03:17Steve [Lashara]it’s not smoke coming off you are nothing but particle effects
00:48:57:1300:48:59:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]dusting off my arms
00:48:58:0300:49:07:13Dave [GM]it’s independent parts just like all floating and undulating yeah yeah yeah pretty much um I mean you actually do have
00:49:04:1400:49:05:13Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:49:07:1300:49:14:08Dave [GM]a pretty big hole in you but it’s cool looking um it’s it’s nice like it’s like you know Yrelin
00:49:11:0200:49:12:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Cannibal wound
00:49:14:0800:49:19:28Dave [GM]looks down and like can look through it and ends like hey what’s up eh eh um and Yrelen
00:49:19:2800:49:29:17Dave [GM]you have just I mean you look pretty much exactly the same for
00:49:22:2300:49:24:25Steve [Lashara]yeah that looked the exact same
00:49:23:1100:49:25:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:49:23:2000:49:25:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:49:26:0400:49:30:24Steve [Lashara]I’m like this is the happiest I’ve ever been there’s nothing but death and darkness
00:49:32:1400:49:33:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well guys wasn’t worth it
00:49:34:1300:49:35:06Steve [Lashara]oh yeah
00:49:39:0100:49:47:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i can’t believe that you guys did all this for me us
00:49:43:1200:49:43:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]you
00:49:49:0000:49:51:24Steve [Lashara]it was mostly for you I mean you were the first one to die
00:49:49:2000:49:59:23Jesse [Father ITYS]most of us, but
00:49:54:2100:49:56:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:49:55:0100:49:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:50:01:1400:50:03:04Steve [Lashara]which is pretty metal
00:50:04:2500:50:16:03Steve [Lashara]i mean i don’t say that i like agree with it but i don not of death
00:50:06:0200:50:12:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Our choices ended the world. There are no more adventures to go on. The world is done.
00:50:09:0800:50:13:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]there are no more adventures to go on the world is done um
00:50:14:2600:50:18:29Dave [GM]other continents to go too there’s other dimensions we can go to this doesn’t have
00:50:16:0300:50:25:28Steve [Lashara]aren’t you tired isn’t Not the same thing.
00:50:20:1800:50:25:26Dave [GM]no I’m bored I want to go on adventures
00:50:27:1200:50:36:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can Father Idyus Tien step in here? Sorry to ruin this. This is a very… I can see you guys are having a moment.
00:50:30:0900:50:30:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
00:50:37:0300:50:40:29Dave [GM]The ground around like around
00:50:40:1200:50:47:22Jesse [Father ITYS]But with a cronery game
00:50:42:0700:50:54:02Dave [GM]literally starts to shake with chronergy and then you start seeing around this area of red and azure crimson
00:50:46:1300:50:47:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is boiling.
00:50:47:2200:50:58:19Jesse [Father ITYS]you start seeing and he
00:50:48:1400:50:58:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and he
00:50:54:0200:51:01:09Dave [GM]light kind of like bend around around where he is and he you can tell that your voice
00:50:58:1900:51:10:18Jesse [Father ITYS]can tell that his character is here
00:51:01:0900:51:10:17Dave [GM]is like nails on a chalkboard to an infinite degree to him right now um i mean his demeanor
00:51:10:1700:51:20:01Dave [GM]feels dis dissociated but you can tel that things are not going well internally um so
00:51:19:1600:51:22:28Jesse [Father ITYS]so then remind me yeah
00:51:20:2000:51:31:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen, remind… This is Lawrence talking. Remind me what happened when we went to fire. Was that great? I’m having a hard time remembering
00:51:21:2200:51:23:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]got into
00:51:30:0300:51:30:21Steve [Lashara]Infernal?
00:51:31:0800:51:41:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]the infernal flame. What did we see again? I feel like my memory has been sort of tampered with Why am I here right now? Why, why
00:51:41:2600:51:44:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Am I a dusty pile of Cheetos
00:51:46:0500:51:46:24Dave [GM]love cheese
00:51:46:2600:51:55:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]I mean I remember that But everything up to the point I remember our adventures together I remember the good times we had I remember The fat elf
00:51:49:1700:51:50:27Jesse [Father ITYS]I remember our fetches together
00:51:55:1600:52:06:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I prefer To remember The first Fat elf We met I know
00:51:56:1300:51:59:07Steve [Lashara]The mayonnaise that was leaking out of her?
00:51:58:1700:52:00:00Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:52:02:0400:52:06:13Jesse [Father ITYS]The thing is, how many times did I tell you we’ve ever spent a battle?
00:52:02:2500:52:05:23Dave [GM]as you never trust a fat elf how many times did i tell you never
00:52:08:0100:52:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]But What happened What
00:52:10:1000:52:10:18Jesse [Father ITYS]What?
00:52:12:2800:52:18:01Dave [GM]gotten close i mean so many demons and devils that we had
00:52:19:2200:52:20:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes.
00:52:22:1800:52:23:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Krengrum
00:52:25:1500:52:33:23Dave [GM]that’s where we met god and you having some sort of
00:52:27:2900:52:29:02Steve [Lashara]Let’s go get him.
00:52:33:2300:52:41:08Dave [GM]relation a couple of times removed had a discussion with him and then all of a sudden
00:52:37:2400:52:38:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Something Happened
00:52:42:0100:52:52:29Dave [GM]i woke up well woke up at my trance i didn’t really sleep a whole lot because i had some windows to look through um but you had scrolled these
00:52:45:0900:52:45:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]To say
00:52:54:0800:53:03:08Dave [GM]runes on everyone and as you were coming for me uh i was able to repel it a little bit but you were all gone
00:53:03:1700:53:06:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]That I seen Myself if I don’t remember this.
00:53:05:0800:53:08:03Dave [GM]oh absolutely not that’s why i wanted
00:53:10:1200:53:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]So are we?
00:53:10:2500:53:11:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so are we?
00:53:11:2400:53:14:29Steve [Lashara]Wait, you betrayed Hephaestus? You slut!
00:53:14:2700:53:15:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]The fastest.
00:53:16:2300:53:27:14Dave [GM]yes um so so overall meta this is is a very unfortunate just
00:53:17:2300:53:22:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes. You’re not ready to say the name, so…
00:53:19:0000:53:21:01Steve [Lashara]You’re not worthy to even say the name!
00:53:22:0100:53:23:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]I say it correctly.
00:53:23:1100:53:23:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:53:27:1400:53:33:25Dave [GM]serious defense we had just gotten friend from out of like the infernal cell infernal cells that
00:53:28:1100:53:28:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
00:53:35:2800:53:39:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, why was Kringrum in hell? He was the nicest one out of all of us.
00:53:40:2900:53:42:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:53:40:2900:53:41:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ah!
00:53:41:0500:53:42:13Steve [Lashara]Oh my god!
00:53:41:2700:53:44:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Half or?! We had half a chance!
00:53:41:2700:53:43:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:53:42:1400:53:44:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Half-orc! You had half a chance.
00:53:43:0600:53:43:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:53:44:1400:53:55:23Dave [GM]but i mean tons of things gonna happen you could have been passing over into a celestial plane and then dog came and grabbed him just to just to do this to the world
00:53:53:0100:53:53:29Steve [Lashara]Got waylaid.
00:53:53:1200:53:58:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Just do this I don’t understand
00:53:55:2300:54:02:18Dave [GM]yeah i don’t i don’ understand like the the plays of the celestials and and the infernals
00:53:55:2600:53:57:05Steve [Lashara]That’s so Crangrum.
00:53:57:0600:53:59:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]biological It’s biological
00:53:58:0300:54:07:15Jesse [Father ITYS]And I’m so
00:54:04:2100:54:12:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Look, guys, Zen, I’m so sorry. I don’t remember what happened.
00:54:14:0700:54:23:06Steve [Lashara]I think, oh yeah I remember doing that.
00:54:14:2300:54:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]want
00:54:15:1100:54:20:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did we do this? Looking around at the destruction did we do it?
00:54:25:1300:54:28:25Dave [GM]would have been worth it. It would have
00:54:29:1200:54:30:10Steve [Lashara]Zen, zen, zen
00:54:31:1000:54:43:01Steve [Lashara]We want to go on adventures too. So why don’t we team up one last time? We’ll get the band back together and we’ll go kick Gog right in his
00:54:43:0100:54:44:12Steve [Lashara]fiery demonic ass
00:54:44:2500:54:54:03Dave [GM]I I would 100% do that with you Kava the only one that is actually alive and
00:54:46:0400:54:52:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Hi, my father.
00:54:54:0300:55:02:15Dave [GM]actually has has returned really this is up to you like Zen is sitting there
00:54:54:1200:54:55:17Steve [Lashara]And has a conscience
00:54:54:2700:55:01:06Jesse [Father ITYS]My dad’s conscience has been on the ground and then…
00:54:56:0700:55:03:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the first thing
00:55:03:1300:55:12:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and then i’m
00:55:04:1400:55:12:12Dave [GM]uh okay you’re just gonna put your arm around his shoulder as he’s has his little
00:55:12:0300:55:14:01Steve [Lashara]Well, I mean you kind of have to bend over, right?
00:55:12:0700:55:27:20Jesse [Father ITYS]then I’m gonna whisper to you really
00:55:13:2800:55:30:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Her oath
00:55:14:0100:55:26:28Steve [Lashara]you’re taking
00:55:14:2800:55:22:00Dave [GM]mm -hmm well all the dragonborn are already dead um
00:55:22:1900:55:28:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I wanted
00:55:23:0100:55:23:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:55:26:2800:55:28:00Steve [Lashara]that news really well
00:55:30:0100:55:30:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]is over!
00:55:30:2100:55:31:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]my plan
00:55:31:2100:55:40:27Dave [GM]mean it it just had to bleed over a little bit because the the well of souls is really big and so it i mean started with the
00:55:40:2700:55:46:08Dave [GM]red and kind of moved the black and green i mean i’d be surprised if there’s going to
00:55:46:0800:55:57:27Dave [GM]be any dragonborn in this material plane ever except for you you’re still here his
00:55:57:2700:56:06:19Dave [GM]you can tell that there has definitely been some sort of a bit of a mental break um so
00:56:00:1800:56:02:17Steve [Lashara]because if not then like it doesn’t matter
00:56:02:1700:56:03:06Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:56:02:2200:56:03:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]made
00:56:06:1900:56:16:05Dave [GM]you also know that zen has been building his power to become an arch lich for over a thousand years
00:56:16:2600:56:22:29Dave [GM]So it is really up to you if you want to let him stay or
00:56:27:1000:56:27:24Steve [Lashara]you’re going
00:56:27:1800:56:29:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]adventure you should come into the garden
00:56:32:2200:56:44:07Dave [GM]in order to take Him with you, with the deal that he made with God, basically all of you have received like the release of whatever his hold on
00:56:44:0700:56:49:23Dave [GM]was but you guys no longer exist in this material plan especially now
00:56:49:2300:56:58:19Dave [GM]that you’re these three are dead yeah i really like the idea for it just like visually in my
00:56:51:0800:56:52:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cheeto dust.
00:56:53:1300:56:58:25Jesse [Father ITYS]So this is what I have to say, visually and myself.
00:56:54:0100:56:55:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is what I’m going to say.
00:56:56:2000:56:59:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I love it. It’s a genius, absolute genius.
00:56:58:2400:57:04:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]…and why don’t we go in the back?
00:57:06:0800:57:15:27Dave [GM]and so what are you going to do to make them meta well you only have
00:57:15:2100:57:17:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]In the… Whoa! Hold on, in the bag.
00:57:15:2700:57:26:01Dave [GM]it well you okay okay nice okay okay okay so you you you so so you have you have a
00:57:17:0800:57:19:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:57:17:1800:57:18:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:57:17:1800:57:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:57:17:2200:57:18:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hold on!
00:57:18:0900:57:19:25Steve [Lashara]what the crap
00:57:18:1700:57:24:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:57:19:2500:57:21:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:57:20:1400:57:23:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:57:20:2100:57:29:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is Romeo and Juliet? My gosh!
00:57:21:1000:57:23:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna kill him! You’re not gonna kill me!
00:57:22:1200:57:23:20Dave [GM][laughter]
00:57:22:1200:57:25:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:57:23:2900:57:24:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:57:28:2200:57:29:06Jesse [Father ITYS]My gosh.
00:57:29:0400:57:33:15Dave [GM]also have a dagger of infinite pain
00:57:33:2900:57:34:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ah!
00:57:34:0700:57:36:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:57:35:2200:57:44:08Dave [GM]what would you like to do to have zen oh yeah I mean yeah after this amount
00:57:36:2600:57:40:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s pretty strawberry
00:57:42:1900:57:45:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but I know like this now so
00:57:44:0800:57:51:28Dave [GM]of time like you know how far your level you’re like 20 level 20 plus yeah yeah okay
00:57:48:1800:57:50:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, this is still my head.
00:57:48:2900:57:52:12Jesse [Father ITYS]This is the… Yeah, yeah. Essentially what I want to do
00:57:49:0100:57:49:20Steve [Lashara]Oh, wow.
00:57:51:2800:57:56:29Dave [GM]right
00:57:56:2200:58:02:02Jesse [Father ITYS]this is not a good idea.
00:57:59:2200:58:06:15Dave [GM]okay all right no no no it’s 100 percent your decision so
00:58:00:2200:58:02:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is not a good idea.
00:58:03:2700:58:04:14Jesse [Father ITYS]No, no, no.
00:58:06:0400:58:09:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]He has been trying to become a lich.
00:58:07:1700:58:13:18Jesse [Father ITYS]for me.
00:58:10:0700:58:12:08Dave [GM]now he’s been trying to go on an adventure
00:58:12:0800:58:15:17Steve [Lashara]Yeah, that’s why I think we should go kill Gog!
00:58:12:1500:58:14:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, he’s been trying to become
00:58:14:2900:58:14:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Man!
00:58:15:0700:58:16:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]what kind of a litch again?
00:58:16:0900:58:18:18Jesse [Father ITYS]he is one?
00:58:16:1300:58:17:17Dave [GM]he’s an arch lich
00:58:17:2200:58:21:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]He is one? Oh, I thought he was trying to become.
00:58:20:0900:58:24:08Jesse [Father ITYS]you have died
00:58:20:2400:58:22:27Dave [GM]no, no,no he has he is
00:58:22:2400:58:25:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Because you have to die to become an Arch Lich.
00:58:24:0800:58:38:02Jesse [Father ITYS]so he
00:58:25:0500:58:34:23Dave [GM]you just and undead and so like you just need phylacteries in order to keep yourself alive it’s basically an archlich as someone who never wants to die
00:58:34:1800:58:35:23Steve [Lashara]It’s like Horcruxes.
00:58:36:0500:58:38:26Dave [GM]it’s like Voldemort and so he has been
00:58:37:2100:58:40:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So he has given him…
00:58:38:0200:58:39:26Jesse [Father ITYS]has he has been he has
00:58:40:1300:58:46:16Dave [GM]extending his life for thousands and thousands of years just so that he can bring his friends back to life and go on adventures.
00:58:47:0900:58:50:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s what I wanted. I’m going for you guys.
00:58:49:0300:58:51:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait, why are you playing?
00:58:49:2800:58:55:23Steve [Lashara]Wait, why are you trying to kill him? Why don’t we just go to alternative plane where…
00:58:54:1000:58:55:12Dave [GM]I can’t go with you.
00:58:54:2200:58:55:02Jesse [Father ITYS]I can’t.
00:58:56:0400:58:57:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, hint.
00:58:56:2900:59:00:18Dave [GM]Zen would be, if that’s the case. You guys could go on an adventure.
00:58:59:0300:59:06:12Jesse [Father ITYS]You guys He just stayed When we say you guys No
00:59:02:0500:59:04:14Dave [GM]He’d just stay here and destroy the rest of the world.
00:59:03:1400:59:04:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What do we say?
00:59:06:0500:59:09:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]No. He’s talking about the original part of it.
00:59:06:0600:59:09:09Dave [GM]Kava. Kava, Uralin, Crengrum, and Lawrence.
00:59:07:2300:59:16:24Steve [Lashara]Wait, what if we bring Gog here? There’s no way that could backfire.
00:59:07:2600:59:08:23Jesse [Father ITYS]This is
00:59:08:1100:59:14:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is- I think we should, we should give him a treatise.
00:59:16:1900:59:18:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:59:18:1900:59:23:10Dave [GM]Not at al. 100%. Let’s open the infertile plane and bring Gog through.
00:59:19:0100:59:19:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What?
00:59:19:1600:59:20:24Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:59:19:2500:59:21:03Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:59:20:1300:59:25:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Let’s open the infertile plate He said that death was paid So he’s sad.
00:59:21:2300:59:23:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:59:21:2800:59:24:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He said that was fake for Jesus.
00:59:25:0500:59:27:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, he’s satisfied. He’s not done.
00:59:29:1900:59:30:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is it!
00:59:31:2500:59:32:08Dave [GM]Okay?
00:59:32:1000:59:39:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]For who are you going to convince him?
00:59:35:2200:59:36:21Jesse [Father ITYS]The end of Zen.
00:59:35:2400:59:37:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The end of sin…
00:59:40:2800:59:44:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Shut up!
00:59:42:2100:59:50:18Dave [GM]okay all right so you reach around his neck and i’m going to yeah do it caringly
00:59:43:0600:59:44:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:59:43:0700:59:43:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
00:59:43:2500:59:44:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:59:44:0500:59:44:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:59:44:1300:59:46:22Jesse [Father ITYS]He reached around his neck and I’m going to…
00:59:45:0300:59:46:16Steve [Lashara]Okay! Oh wow!
00:59:48:0200:59:54:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Do what you’re hearing. And then I’m gonna show him here.
00:59:53:0200:59:55:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]And I’m going to go up To Zen’s face
00:59:56:2001:00:04:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Go up to Zen’s space I’m gonna assist this by talking To him saying It’s okay It’s time
01:00:04:0801:00:15:23Steve [Lashara]Hey, remember that time when we did buddy cop stuff through the city and we went flying on a giant leaf and actually ended up kidnapping some bats
01:00:05:2801:00:07:22Jesse [Father ITYS]We’re all 50 years together.
01:00:08:1001:00:09:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:00:08:1801:00:08:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to be there
01:00:16:1701:00:18:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]as they’re all talking
01:00:16:2601:00:17:10Steve [Lashara]somehow.
01:00:17:1101:00:22:07Jesse [Father ITYS]As they were all talking about I remember when we were in the beautiful Pazeray Mars,
01:00:19:2401:00:23:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do you remember that beautiful Pottery that Crankgrum made
01:00:20:1001:00:23:07Steve [Lashara]Yeah, drank ourselves blind!
01:00:20:1501:00:25:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and putting my hand That true site that you gave us?
01:00:22:1301:00:31:21Jesse [Father ITYS]and a winged roommate that was cheering for all of
01:00:25:1101:00:26:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]That was a lot of fun
01:00:26:1601:00:28:00Steve [Lashara]Cheering on, Lauren?
01:00:27:0601:00:30:21Dave [GM]want a roll to break his neck. Does anyone want to assist?
01:00:30:1601:00:32:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I mean we’re all Assisting so what are we all
01:00:32:2301:00:44:23Dave [GM]Okay, so let’s call it a DC of all four of you okay we’re gonna call it and we’ll make it a flat roll we’re not going to add any modifiers
01:00:34:2501:00:40:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Let’s call it four of you.
01:00:42:0301:00:43:15Jesse [Father ITYS]We’ll make it clap first.
01:00:44:2301:00:48:25Dave [GM]it’s just 1-20 we’ll call it a DC 60 if you can do a DC 60
01:00:49:0201:00:52:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay What Are we rolling strength
01:00:52:0801:00:55:05Jesse [Father ITYS]No! You’re just doing a clap. Oh!
01:00:52:1201:00:54:05Dave [GM]no you’re just rolling flat just
01:00:52:1301:00:54:23Steve [Lashara]Just grab a d20.
01:00:54:2801:00:56:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right.
01:00:55:1901:00:57:20Dave [GM]if you guys can roll more than a 60
01:00:56:0501:01:01:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What was that Calm down
01:01:00:0801:01:01:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m using dice for this one.
01:01:02:0601:01:02:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Ready?
01:01:05:0601:01:05:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Ready
01:01:08:2501:01:09:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]18, right?
01:01:11:0101:01:21:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh 13 80 we i mean if we all
01:01:11:2001:01:13:28Steve [Lashara]18 from him, 10 from me, 28.
01:01:11:2901:01:21:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Eight is it
01:01:17:0601:01:24:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is it possible to get with four dice? 60? 80. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay So we did not… Dang it!
01:01:21:0601:01:22:11Steve [Lashara]80 is the max.
01:01:25:1201:01:28:23Jesse [Father ITYS]So… Wait, this is the back line.
01:01:26:1501:01:36:18Steve [Lashara]Wait, wait, wait. What was yours? 13? Right, 13 and what was yours’? Oh, you rolled a 3. I thought you said 13. Okay, yeah.
01:01:29:0601:01:31:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]we don’t add anything to it right it’s just 13
01:01:29:1501:01:41:25Jesse [Father ITYS]The one who
01:01:29:2801:01:30:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well of course
01:01:39:0501:01:40:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh no
01:01:39:1101:01:40:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:01:40:2401:01:44:18Steve [Lashara]The one who’s supposed to do it. The super strong…
01:01:42:2601:01:44:22Jesse [Father ITYS]It was worth a try.
01:01:43:2401:01:45:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you’re gonna paralyze him
01:01:45:2801:01:54:16Jesse [Father ITYS]So it’s not cool.
01:01:46:2701:01:58:12Dave [GM]reaches around his neck with your massively large three roll um yeah yeah this is a flat roll um you go
01:01:50:1701:01:51:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:01:50:1701:01:51:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:01:50:1701:01:52:05Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:01:50:2601:01:51:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:01:57:2601:02:08:23Jesse [Father ITYS]You go and you make jerk his head just like he’s been all of his
01:01:58:1201:02:08:15Dave [GM]you go and and you make the move and you actually jerk his head and it you just hear kind of these pops just like he’s been carrying all of
01:02:07:1401:02:07:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Realigned
01:02:08:1901:02:10:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:02:08:1901:02:11:16Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:02:09:1001:02:10:17Jesse [Father ITYS]in his neck
01:02:09:1001:02:12:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]this is more of a chiropractic move yeah
01:02:12:1001:02:12:29Dave [GM]years
01:02:13:0001:02:14:28Jesse [Father ITYS]And then, and then I’m going to say…
01:02:15:0101:02:15:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:02:15:0101:02:16:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:02:15:0101:02:16:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:02:15:0101:02:18:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:02:17:0001:02:28:21Dave [GM]and he turns to you and he casts Chronergy Stasis as you are trying to do it again um and he just looks at you
01:02:24:1901:02:25:18Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:02:24:1901:02:25:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:02:24:2901:02:25:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:02:27:0001:02:35:01Jesse [Father ITYS]…and he’s just the one thing that I love about you
01:02:28:2101:02:38:28Dave [GM]with the biggest smile and he says oh Gava, the one thing I loved about you is you were never. Boring roll initiative
01:02:35:0601:02:36:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:02:38:2201:02:42:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, okay. I need a quick bathroom break
01:02:39:0101:02:39:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:02:39:1101:02:40:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:02:42:1401:02:48:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]shoot now i feel terrible
01:02:42:1701:02:53:20Dave [GM]alright this is the thing if you could have broken his neck it would have just
01:02:48:1301:02:51:18Jesse [Father ITYS]This is the thing is like How do you feel terrible? He’s crazy!
01:02:50:2401:02:53:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no but my character made him stop talking
01:02:53:0501:03:02:07Jesse [Father ITYS]You would have just been home I know who it has Dude I wouldn’t, like That would’ve actually been I won’t
01:02:55:2001:03:01:00Dave [GM]gosh dude I would like I would have died that would have actually ended the session
01:03:02:0701:03:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought did you roll on three I don’t think so
01:03:03:0101:03:04:02Dave [GM]oh my gosh
01:03:03:2301:03:06:13Steve [Lashara]So why did you roll a three? Why’d you make that choice?
01:03:08:1001:03:08:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:03:08:1901:03:10:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:03:09:0101:03:09:20Dave [GM]there’s a
01:03:09:1001:03:17:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]double digits oh man yeah
01:03:11:0701:03:13:11Steve [Lashara]Yeah, that would put us into the 50s.
01:03:14:2901:03:26:25Dave [GM]you guys had actually a pretty high chance of getting is sexy yeah but it’s us this is the thing is when you’re thinking that or is that figuratively
01:03:15:2001:03:16:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Chris had actually
01:03:17:0901:03:21:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but it’s us
01:03:17:2801:03:20:28Steve [Lashara]Yeah, 60 out of potentially 80s.
01:03:22:0901:03:25:26Jesse [Father ITYS]But it’s us This is the thing, when you’re taking that
01:03:23:2001:03:24:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:03:24:0601:03:24:23Steve [Lashara]Right.
01:03:26:2501:03:34:11Dave [GM]is that as kringrum kava yurlin and lawrence or is dat is dat more meta like as you know
01:03:28:0701:03:31:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I would always
01:03:33:1601:03:40:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no no no our characters like anything anything that is anything that has remained the same from
01:03:37:0301:03:38:29Dave [GM]our characters are the worst
01:03:40:2101:03:52:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]these characters to our new characters is our ability to take an hour to open a door and i feel like that extends to neck snapping right it’s just like it’s gonna take a few tries maybe an
01:03:45:2301:03:47:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:03:46:0201:03:47:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:03:49:0801:03:50:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:03:50:2001:03:57:23Steve [Lashara]A lot of spinal adjustments
01:03:52:2101:03:54:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]hour. We’ll get it.
01:03:54:0201:03:56:19Dave [GM]we’ll get it well we’ll take another short rest really quick
01:03:54:2701:03:55:17Jesse [Father ITYS]We’ll take another shot
01:03:57:2301:04:05:25Steve [Lashara]on the way, and you always could take a joke.
01:03:58:1701:03:59:15Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:03:59:2501:04:01:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]We’re all laughing together right now.
01:04:00:0501:04:07:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, it’s good to take a joke Well, I mean
01:04:06:0601:04:11:29Dave [GM]well I mean the one thing you guys do know is if Zen loses this fight maybe he can go and
01:04:13:1001:04:18:17Dave [GM]go to the infernal plane and find out what God really is up to
01:04:19:0001:04:22:23Steve [Lashara]So why is it that he can’t go there now? What would prohibit him?
01:04:22:0101:04:22:28Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s an archer
01:04:22:0401:04:33:18Dave [GM]He’s an arch lich like, you have to kill him and you haveと kill Like, I mean he can’t move to another ethereal plane especially once you guys are there because you guys can move through everything celestial planes
01:04:33:1801:04:37:15Dave [GM]and so yeah his mortal body
01:04:34:2801:04:35:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Smart.
01:04:35:0901:04:40:03Steve [Lashara]His mortal body essentially… His mortal immortal body is just tying into the plane?
01:04:40:1401:04:41:07Dave [GM]he’s tied
01:04:42:1901:04:50:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Which good Good on you I was trying really hard
01:04:44:0501:04:55:24Dave [GM]which good on you Hayley I was trying really hard to make it go in one direction but I really was up for it if you guys could have
01:04:50:2001:04:55:19Jesse [Father ITYS]If you guys could
01:04:55:2401:04:58:19Dave [GM]I would’ve actually convinced him to just go
01:04:59:2001:05:04:07Dave [GM]that would’ve been a real check and I don’t know how charismatic I think you guys were.
01:05:02:1401:05:07:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Well You guys were I know I know you’re looking at the conversation.
01:05:03:2101:05:06:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, I probably missed the conversation.
01:05:04:0401:05:05:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was going to use
01:05:05:2101:05:07:11Steve [Lashara]I know Yerlin was not.
01:05:06:2201:05:07:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:05:08:1701:05:11:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think I missed it, but you said he could not leave the plane.
01:05:11:1101:05:22:09Dave [GM]He can’t, but he could have probably willingly been in his life if you guys couldn’t miss him because he’s an arch-lich. I mean, he has phylacteries everywhere. A phylactery is like a horcrux.
01:05:13:2801:05:14:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Got it.
01:05:19:0301:05:20:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]What is a phylactery?
01:05:21:0101:05:29:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you were right you were right I tried
01:05:21:2801:05:23:28Steve [Lashara]It’s like a small containing device.
01:05:24:2101:05:26:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is that a hint that we need to find those?
01:05:29:2701:05:31:07Dave [GM]it’s just lich lore
01:05:30:0701:05:31:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but
01:05:31:2401:05:32:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:05:33:2901:05:34:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Awesome.
01:05:34:0501:05:37:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah but my words were not receptive
01:05:36:2501:05:37:12Dave [GM]and roll the initiative.
01:05:37:1301:05:38:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh yeah, yeah, ja, ja.
01:05:38:0201:05:38:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:05:42:0401:05:43:05Dave [GM]Well, Well, you know.
01:05:44:0501:05:45:01Steve [Lashara]Dirty 20.
01:05:46:0901:05:46:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nice.
01:05:47:2401:05:52:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey, are we doing this again where we all take initiative together?
01:05:47:2801:05:53:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]dang it
01:05:48:1901:05:51:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:05:48:2901:05:49:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:05:50:2801:05:51:11Dave [GM]Yes.
01:05:53:1701:06:01:04Dave [GM]So you guys are going to roll and you guys are most likely because I only got one role in my initiative is… It’s not the best.
01:05:54:2101:05:57:11Jesse [Father ITYS]And you guys are most likely to get a game of mine.
01:05:56:2601:06:06:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh boy
01:06:00:0901:06:01:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got 16.
01:06:04:0901:06:08:29Dave [GM]Okay. Whoa! Never mind. Okay, what did you get? 16? Dirty 20?
01:06:05:2901:06:10:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, what did we get? 16, 19.
01:06:06:0801:06:23:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]16. That’s
01:06:07:1601:06:08:13Steve [Lashara]Dirty 20.
01:06:08:1701:06:09:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]19
01:06:13:1301:06:21:14Dave [GM]Jenkins? Jenkins? A 5? Well add your Initiative modifier to it Jenkins You gotta Does Jenkins have
01:06:14:0201:06:17:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, add your…
01:06:21:1001:06:23:04Steve [Lashara]That’s a minus two, yeah.
01:06:22:2401:06:24:13Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s a negative 2!
01:06:23:2101:06:24:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]a negative too.
01:06:23:2901:06:25:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:06:24:2201:06:26:16Steve [Lashara]You gotta get the walker.
01:06:27:1701:06:39:15Steve [Lashara]The walker of hip replacement It means you’re designed to do one thing and one Thing only, and that’s the disintegrate spell
01:06:27:1901:06:31:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so you’re insanely big.
01:06:29:1601:06:34:06Dave [GM]are insanely min -maxed um all right well let’s
01:06:32:1801:06:36:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright, okay, so…
01:06:34:2101:06:42:21Dave [GM]let’s do this okay so yeah pretty much did the yeah it’s got to focus on that okay
01:06:35:0201:06:37:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh shoot
01:06:38:1601:06:40:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]let’s kill him
01:06:38:2101:06:41:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hurt. Hurt people.
01:06:39:0301:06:49:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, pretty much. Perfectly. There’s only one thing I can do. Between that, Zed rolled a 3-30. So I think you guys actually need it.
01:06:42:2101:06:49:28Dave [GM]but between that zen rolled a dirty 30 um so i think you guys actually beat him so
01:06:46:1801:06:47:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh nice.
01:06:49:2201:06:59:13Jesse [Father ITYS]So as he’s distraught and he’s trying to make his fun roll with Kava, You guys actually tried to kill him.
01:06:49:2801:06:59:22Dave [GM]So as he’s distraught and he’s trying to make his fun little, you know, quip towards Kava. You guys actually try to get the jump on him.
01:06:50:1901:06:51:05Steve [Lashara]Barely
01:07:00:0301:07:11:17Jesse [Father ITYS]So yeah, your specter still… As soon as Kava failed this, they are seriously killed.
01:07:00:0501:07:05:17Dave [GM]So yeah, you normal guys. Yeah, your specters.
01:07:00:1701:07:01:11Steve [Lashara]Meaning we
01:07:02:1201:07:04:26Steve [Lashara]Normal guys Not our specters
01:07:05:2201:07:12:25Dave [GM]So as soon as Kava fails this like they are just ethereally like kind of disintegrate.
01:07:11:2401:07:12:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Like what kind of said? Right?
01:07:13:2801:07:17:18Jesse [Father ITYS]And Kava you are held on two spaces What does that mean?
01:07:13:2901:07:23:25Dave [GM]And Kava, you are held in chronology stasis for the time being. uh that means you are just in a frozen bubble i sent the notes
01:07:15:0101:07:19:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re just frozen.
01:07:18:2201:07:23:19Jesse [Father ITYS]That means you are just like what we were recording.
01:07:22:0801:07:23:28Steve [Lashara]Like what we were tortured in
01:07:24:0901:07:24:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:07:26:0201:07:27:07Steve [Lashara]The guilty look
01:07:26:2401:07:31:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is zen’s head frozen in between her hands as part of this
01:07:31:1101:07:33:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:07:31:1501:07:40:02Steve [Lashara]Like one of these Insane angles That explains why I got a dirty 30
01:07:31:2901:07:38:06Dave [GM]no because she popped his neck and he kind of actually loosened him up
01:07:32:0901:07:34:09Jesse [Father ITYS]No, because she
01:07:38:1201:07:40:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:07:39:1501:07:44:07Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s a dick strip
01:07:40:0101:07:41:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]his dexterity now
01:07:42:0801:07:43:26Dave [GM]he’s good to go
01:07:43:0701:07:44:08Steve [Lashara]He’s dextrous
01:07:45:1901:07:49:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!
01:07:48:0901:07:49:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:07:51:0201:07:55:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah there it is
01:07:51:1701:07:58:23Steve [Lashara]This is him moving into phase 2 just because of the back crack oh now it’s on
01:07:53:2901:07:55:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, there it is.
01:07:55:1101:07:55:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:07:55:1901:08:11:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]close
01:08:00:1001:08:01:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Twice as many moves.
01:08:09:2201:08:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, I don’t.
01:08:10:1201:08:11:09Dave [GM]feels bad for himself
01:08:10:2501:08:22:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so we’re gonna start
01:08:12:0001:08:13:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh
01:08:13:2701:08:23:24Dave [GM]uh okay and down to 13 and let’s do this okay so we’ll start like you guys can actually work
01:08:20:2801:08:22:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so we’re gonna start
01:08:22:2501:08:29:01Jesse [Father ITYS]like you guys can actually work together um i’m gonna say it is start but you guys will always
01:08:23:2401:08:34:09Dave [GM]together um i’m going to say idios you start but you guys will always go as a group so like if you guys want to just have a conversation say hey i’m gonna bless you
01:08:29:0101:08:36:16Jesse [Father ITYS]go so like if you guys want to hey i’m going to bless you guys like yeah kind of kind of
01:08:29:2201:08:30:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:08:34:0901:08:38:13Dave [GM]guys like kind of kind of figure out what you want to do and you can always do it as a group
01:08:36:1601:08:43:18Jesse [Father ITYS]figure out what you wanted yeah and you’ve been like slowly i mean everyone i’m saying
01:08:36:1801:08:41:19Steve [Lashara]is have we been like prowling closer during this conversation
01:08:40:0001:08:50:13Dave [GM]yeah you’ve been like slowly i mean everyone wanted to really hear what was going on um yeah he’s like peeking over the top of this wall
01:08:42:2601:08:44:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m staying back.
01:08:43:2801:08:49:20Jesse [Father ITYS]really beautiful what’s going on your young man he’s not happy he’s like he’s looking over the
01:08:44:1401:08:45:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:08:44:2401:08:46:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:08:44:2701:08:46:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You were yelling at him?
01:08:47:0401:08:48:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s not happy with me.
01:08:50:1301:08:56:18Dave [GM]and just saying snide remarks well you did this to yourself like the typical parent to any child
01:08:51:1901:08:58:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, you did this to yourself. Like the typical parents at any time. You’ve done this to your side.
01:08:51:2501:08:52:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:08:54:0201:08:54:21Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:08:56:1101:08:59:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right? Yeah. No, no, no. I am staying back now, Steve.
01:08:56:1801:09:04:26Dave [GM]you’ve done this to yourself he can yeah he’s right there back behind that wall um as as
01:09:00:1501:09:01:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Shoot.
01:09:00:2701:09:07:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, right there back As as you guys were listening You guys
01:09:03:2301:09:09:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, thank you. I gotta stay range I’m a ranger Go ahead
01:09:04:0201:09:06:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]As you guys are listening out of…
01:09:04:2601:09:15:08Dave [GM]guys were listening you guys i’m flying all right you were how far up in the air were you 30 or 100
01:09:08:2601:09:13:15Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m lying Alright, you were 20
01:09:08:2701:09:09:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m lying!
01:09:15:2601:09:27:24Dave [GM]okay you’re 20 feet 20 feet in the earth go ahead and mark that down so what was that your movement yeah but the thing is is like if you travel 20 feet you could travel another 20 feet, or you dash. You could go
01:09:22:1201:09:29:14Jesse [Father ITYS]The thing is if you travel so yeah
01:09:23:2301:09:33:28Steve [Lashara]it
01:09:27:2401:09:33:21Dave [GM]40 feet. So yeah, I just want a starting ground so I know exactly how high you are. Okay, you’re 20 feet.
01:09:29:1401:09:37:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I just want to start around 20 feet and
01:09:33:2801:09:38:16Steve [Lashara]on the dials zero two zero like
01:09:35:0801:09:41:24Dave [GM]Sweet! Alright, 20 feet and Idiotist, do you wanna go ahead and do your first thing?
01:09:37:2101:09:41:23Jesse [Father ITYS]idiots do you wanna go ahead and do your first thing?
01:09:42:0101:09:52:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yes, I’m going to use an action. i’m going to try my divine intervention um i can request my deity’s aid if
01:09:52:1101:09:57:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i roll and this is uh salune
01:09:52:2401:09:54:00Dave [GM]Alright. And who’s
01:09:56:0201:10:03:18Steve [Lashara]gog what what irony is this can’t get the devil cast out by his own power
01:09:57:1801:09:58:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:09:57:1801:10:00:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:09:58:0001:09:59:29Jesse [Father ITYS]What a twist!
01:09:58:2701:10:00:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]What a twist
01:10:01:1301:10:06:00Dave [GM]If it’s just the Idiots or like
01:10:03:0601:10:12:17Jesse [Father ITYS]It doesn’t have to be answered right now.
01:10:07:2701:10:15:02Dave [GM]It doesn’t have to be canon. It’s just whatever you want your deity to be because right now, you’re inventing the deity moving forward.
01:10:14:2901:10:23:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh well i like mine i like my deity that he chose so saluna is she’s a god of life she’s associated with stars and the moon and things like that that’s my holy symbol
01:10:23:1201:10:23:27Dave [GM]Yeah.
01:10:23:1301:10:32:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m going to try and basically aid or seek her intervention um
01:10:25:1101:10:26:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]gonna get A whole bunch of
01:10:27:0801:10:28:28Steve [Lashara]worships the cosmos
01:10:27:1001:10:27:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Astrology
01:10:30:2501:10:32:17Steve [Lashara]some say awesome
01:10:32:0801:10:38:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to help us destroy zen yeah so
01:10:36:0001:10:36:18Dave [GM]Zen.
01:10:36:2501:10:43:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so what do you do when you’re reaching out? Wait, go ahead and read one quick.
01:10:37:2901:10:43:10Dave [GM]So what do you do when you’re reaching out to her aid? Go ahead and read
01:10:39:1201:10:49:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so it says so i have to roll um it has to be less than 15 and then the dm chooses the nature of
01:10:45:1401:10:45:19Dave [GM]Yep.
01:10:45:1601:10:45:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep.
01:10:49:2001:10:53:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the intervention if successful okay yeah
01:10:50:1001:10:56:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay. Yeah, go ahead. What’s your – yeah, what does it have to roll with?
01:10:52:2801:11:04:19Dave [GM]Yeah, go ahead. What’s a successful role then less than 15 okay 14 you you have luck though do you
01:10:57:0801:11:02:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]less than 15 i have luck still 14
01:10:59:0801:10:59:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:11:02:1001:11:07:19Jesse [Father ITYS]14, you have left of two. You know here. I have less than anything.
01:11:05:1001:11:08:08Dave [GM]no you’re out of blessed anything that you drank
01:11:09:0901:11:13:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no no no i have to roll less than so this is good
01:11:11:0901:11:21:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Less than – okay, so this is good. So as you cast, do you want to say anything you say to me?
01:11:12:0401:11:21:25Dave [GM]so you got the intervention alright so as you cast your intervention um do you want to say anything you say to Saluni is it
01:11:22:2601:11:26:23Dave [GM]go ahead and say your prayer to Salune for
01:11:23:0901:11:26:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead and say your greatest meaning.
01:11:23:2001:11:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:11:25:0401:11:26:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]We’re a native.
01:11:26:2801:11:30:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay you know that scene in lord of the rings when
01:11:31:1701:11:39:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]saran or saruman is on top of orthank and they’re in the snowstorm and he’s like channeling the weather and the elements right to attack him he’s like
01:11:33:0401:11:34:24Jesse [Father ITYS]You think? Yeah.
01:11:40:2901:11:43:15Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:11:41:0801:11:42:17Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:11:42:2701:11:50:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s what’s happening that’s it sounds like this echo in the wind which translates
01:11:44:2401:11:45:23Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:11:48:0001:11:48:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:11:53:0201:11:56:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]please come and help us destroy this agent of death
01:11:56:0801:12:03:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so your deity comes down basically in the stars
01:11:57:0801:12:06:26Dave [GM]so um your deity comes down i mean basically you see this the the stars that are in the sky you’re kind of seeing cracks in the rain and and the
01:12:03:1301:12:13:14Jesse [Father ITYS]and you see the spark.
01:12:06:2601:12:18:17Dave [GM]storm that’s happening through zen’s tears that are falling on the ground um and you see the the uh stars start to sparkle and spark and they literally start to drop at them
01:12:16:0701:12:26:07Jesse [Father ITYS]And they literally come through the clouds and kick around. Hop hop hop hop! and what it does is he
01:12:18:1701:12:30:02Dave [GM]and they come through the clouds and they hit the ground, just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And what it does is it adds this concussive wave that’s completely directed at Zen and he successfully loses
01:12:28:1501:12:34:26Jesse [Father ITYS]sets the two rounds
01:12:30:0201:12:38:04Dave [GM]his first turn with your intervention so you guys get two rounds of attack through Saluni’s intervention
01:12:39:1901:12:42:03Dave [GM]Wow Super freaking cool dude
01:12:40:0101:12:46:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah that’s a pretty cool it’s just an action I can do it any time
01:12:41:0601:12:42:18Jesse [Father ITYS]freaking cool dude yeah
01:12:44:2501:12:45:13Dave [GM]Yeah
01:12:46:2601:12:55:19Dave [GM]That’s sick Okay So next, let’s go ahead we can… Yeah it’s possible. Let’s go with Jacques
01:12:47:0101:12:55:17Jesse [Father ITYS]okay so next let’s go ahead do I read that yeah uh let’s go with Josh
01:12:51:2501:12:54:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:12:52:1401:12:54:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:12:56:2401:13:04:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]well i uh i
01:12:57:0401:13:02:11Dave [GM]Bjorn the only person that didn’t want to come in and hear the story that was going on
01:12:58:0501:12:59:18Jesse [Father ITYS]the only person that
01:13:04:0201:13:06:16Dave [GM]You heard you heard it through everyone else’s
01:13:04:2001:13:13:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]got i gotta stay back yeah the telepath okay i apologize i’m not quite
01:13:05:1301:13:06:15Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah
01:13:06:2201:13:08:28Steve [Lashara]through the group chat,
01:13:08:0701:13:09:13Dave [GM]the group chat
01:13:12:1301:13:14:14Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s great
01:13:13:1101:13:19:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]prepared is there any sort of like combo attacks we can do i don’t want to get in too into that
01:13:14:1801:13:15:25Dave [GM]Lashar do you know what you wanna do?
01:13:16:2601:13:20:04Jesse [Father ITYS]no I mean
01:13:19:1101:13:29:08Dave [GM]No I mean that’s the thing is you guys each have your own specialties so if it’s something that someone needs to block or throw or move you guys can do a lot of help actions when it comes
01:13:21:1401:13:24:13Jesse [Father ITYS]so something that
01:13:27:0601:13:38:04Jesse [Father ITYS]so for example if Jock wants to go do giant if just things
01:13:29:0801:13:40:23Dave [GM]to this so for example if if jock wants to go do like a giant swing at him, if Lashara wants to do the help action you’ll get it with advantage. Just things like that that you guys work together if
01:13:38:1901:13:48:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Things like that, but we’re not taking it as an array
01:13:40:2301:13:43:16Dave [GM]you want. If not just take it as a turn and keep
01:13:44:1801:13:51:28Steve [Lashara]My question is – well, two questions. Is Gray – he’s on the ground now, right?
01:13:51:2701:13:53:29Dave [GM]is on the ground yes
01:13:53:1201:13:55:27Steve [Lashara]Would Revivify work on Gray?
01:13:56:0501:14:07:07Dave [GM]You can try? No no I just want it as a question mark because yeah it’s quite possible but you can try you can
01:13:58:1801:14:02:02Steve [Lashara]that’s never a good sign when the dm says you can try
01:13:59:1901:14:09:17Jesse [Father ITYS]No no I just want to add a question because so I
01:14:06:0301:14:17:19Steve [Lashara]okay all right so i think what i will do um is we’re gonna have uh pet peeve
01:14:16:0101:14:27:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]anyone
01:14:20:0901:14:28:01Steve [Lashara]he’s gonna go first and uh where are
01:14:27:0901:14:30:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]remember if zen didn’t like something like if he didn’t like
01:14:28:0101:14:35:01Steve [Lashara]my notes on this thing or cheetos
01:14:32:1301:14:33:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]or water
01:14:34:1801:14:38:29Jesse [Father ITYS]He didn’t like and like that
01:14:36:2501:14:44:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]unkept hair what does your hair look like he did it
01:14:37:1401:14:43:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I didn’t like that else he liked clean things remember
01:14:37:2401:14:38:28Dave [GM]he didn’t like fat
01:14:45:1601:14:48:04Jesse [Father ITYS]actually
01:14:45:2601:14:54:27Dave [GM]You all look amazing during this fight and actually with what he cast on you if you guys roll through the mud it doesn’t even stick to you
01:14:47:2901:14:48:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:14:48:1901:14:49:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:14:49:2701:14:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]with it doesn’t so the way
01:14:51:0801:14:57:28Steve [Lashara]the rain is just like sloughing off of us
01:14:57:1701:15:07:19Dave [GM]super dramatic hitting but splatting more dramatically than what would have happened before because it’s just basically like super clean.
01:14:57:1801:15:03:08Jesse [Father ITYS]super dramatic hitting we’re all
01:15:02:2601:15:03:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:15:03:1901:15:12:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]we’re all like marvel superhero Like there’s no, no helmet hair is what you’re saying. No? Okay.
01:15:04:2601:15:08:04Jesse [Father ITYS]basically no
01:15:07:2701:15:16:04Dave [GM]Like, I mean we’re not looking Lord of the Rings at all. No, no, absolutely not. You take your helmet off and it perfectly quaffs
01:15:09:0601:15:10:04Jesse [Father ITYS]We’re not looking forward for it.
01:15:12:1101:15:15:11Jesse [Father ITYS]You take your helmet off and you’ll be like perfect.
01:15:14:0201:15:15:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:15:17:0801:15:18:07Dave [GM]so you’re good to go.
01:15:17:1701:15:17:29Jesse [Father ITYS]All right.
01:15:18:0701:15:25:20Steve [Lashara]okay so uh puppers is gonna run in so pet peeve attacks
01:15:21:2201:15:22:06Dave [GM]Okay.
01:15:21:2901:15:22:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay?
01:15:25:2001:15:30:29Steve [Lashara]him good job dog 16 to hit
01:15:31:0201:15:31:29Dave [GM]A 16 to hit Zen?
01:15:31:0601:15:32:00Jesse [Father ITYS]ticking hit 10?
01:15:33:1501:15:55:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I see all of the pets
01:15:35:0301:15:41:02Dave [GM]A 16… Sorry, I should know all of this off the top of my head and I do not
01:15:41:0201:15:48:28Dave [GM]so i am going to find out what its dc rating is uh 16
01:15:50:2001:15:51:13Steve [Lashara]about what I thought.
01:15:54:0201:16:02:04Steve [Lashara]While Pet Peeve is lunging in and I scramble over to the corpse of Gray
01:16:02:0401:16:11:07Steve [Lashara]and I use my Revivify spell on him You know? If I had it pulled up
01:16:02:2101:16:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]and I use my spell on it, but you know for everyone to hear from this.
01:16:07:2001:16:12:23Dave [GM]does revivify do for everyone for everyone everyone listening in at home listening at
01:16:12:2401:16:23:08Steve [Lashara]Alright I touch a creature that has died within the last minute The creature returns to life with one hit point So I guess it’s a matter of what timing we have going on here.
01:16:13:1101:16:24:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Right? I touch a creature that has died within the last minute The creature returns the light with me so you cut it too
01:16:18:0501:16:18:17Dave [GM]Okay.
01:16:18:1901:16:19:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh!
01:16:23:0101:16:24:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I thought it affected my spell.
01:16:23:0601:16:24:24Dave [GM]So you touch him
01:16:24:2501:16:31:08Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t think it just says in fact Alright, so… You cut it
01:16:26:0301:16:28:01Steve [Lashara]It just says he comes back with one hit point.
01:16:26:0701:16:38:05Dave [GM]all right, so you touch him and you receive confirmation that he is alive with more than one hit
01:16:32:1901:16:34:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He touched him?
01:16:38:0501:16:38:14Dave [GM]point
01:16:40:1501:16:42:11Steve [Lashara]I slide that into our DMs.
01:16:41:2001:16:44:00Dave [GM]the body doesn’t move
01:16:44:1401:16:45:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Revivify!
01:16:47:0301:16:48:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, that’s the one he did?
01:16:48:0601:16:52:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]We just found out that Gray is alive with more than one hit point.
01:16:51:1701:16:53:03Dave [GM]He’s actually at full health
01:16:53:0401:16:54:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s actually at full health
01:16:54:0201:16:55:19Jesse [Father ITYS]There is a lot.
01:16:54:2301:16:57:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Prey’s alive! Wow, great job.
01:16:55:2501:16:59:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]but he’s probably like paralyzed in some sort of form.
01:16:58:0301:17:02:13Steve [Lashara]Can I wipe the coins off of his eyes and give him a little kiss?
01:16:58:1601:17:00:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Stunned. I’ll help him.
01:17:03:2801:17:10:12Steve [Lashara]I like cats, so yeah, I do that.
01:17:08:2901:17:10:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:17:09:0501:17:12:08Jesse [Father ITYS]You pick it up and its almost carrying it
01:17:09:0801:17:09:28Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:17:09:2001:17:13:13Dave [GM]You like pick it up and it’s almost like carrying a mastiff in your arms.
01:17:11:0501:17:15:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, I mean…
01:17:13:2101:17:19:22Steve [Lashara]Well, I mean, I’m like the size of a Dorito, so everything seems like a Mastiff in my arms, but yeah.
01:17:16:1201:17:17:04Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah.
01:17:18:0701:17:19:16Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:17:18:2101:17:27:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]wait how big are gnomes oh so when you say burrito we’re talking like a lawrence -sized
01:17:18:2601:17:20:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait how big are those?
01:17:20:1501:17:21:15Dave [GM]They’re half size.
01:17:21:0201:17:29:08Steve [Lashara]barely three feet yeah sure
01:17:21:2101:17:23:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Barely tall
01:17:27:0601:17:35:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]dorito yeah awesome okay cool got it absolutely yes
01:17:29:0801:17:39:01Steve [Lashara]also no misshaping anyway uh yeah so
01:17:30:0801:17:34:20Dave [GM]That’s what Lawrence would order when he goes into town is say, Lawrence sides Dorito.
01:17:34:1701:17:35:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:17:35:0001:17:55:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]anyway loritos wait a
01:17:36:2601:17:37:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Anyway
01:17:39:0101:17:43:12Steve [Lashara]i knocked those coins off to see if that helps
01:17:40:2401:17:54:04Jesse [Father ITYS]I do
01:17:43:1201:17:47:24Dave [GM]So the coins are gone and again, he’s alive full hit points
01:17:49:0401:17:50:15Dave [GM]He’s just not in this body
01:17:51:2501:17:55:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh he’s not in this body
01:17:54:0201:18:04:26Steve [Lashara]i do have one uh well it’s never good when the dm smile
01:17:54:0401:17:56:09Jesse [Father ITYS]have one.
01:17:55:2901:17:56:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]minute
01:17:57:1601:17:58:07Jesse [Father ITYS]What did you do?
01:17:57:2801:17:58:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait a minute.
01:18:06:1101:18:07:17Steve [Lashara]I do have a second
01:18:06:1601:18:08:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Can you do what he just said to me?
01:18:07:1801:18:12:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Can you do like an element check or something checked on those coins?
01:18:13:2201:18:17:08Steve [Lashara]like an arcana check pull out my little magnifying glasses
01:18:15:0301:18:19:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, pull out my little… Does anyone else have good arcs behind it?
01:18:15:1601:18:26:21Dave [GM]yeah um does anyone else have good arcana here’s a plus eight so we’ll have to wait for your next turn but if you want to do two turns right now you can because it’s yeah and just hold it for
01:18:18:1101:18:19:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no
01:18:18:2601:18:20:13Steve [Lashara]mine is plus 8 so
01:18:20:2801:18:24:06Jesse [Father ITYS]So we’ll have to wait. If you want to do two turns right now, you can’t.
01:18:23:0301:18:27:09Steve [Lashara]and then just hold it for the next I’ll do that
01:18:26:2101:18:31:13Dave [GM]the next well you can do it right now because you’re in group initiative so that’s your two
01:18:28:0601:18:31:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, you could do it right now if you’re going to catch them.
01:18:32:2601:18:36:10Steve [Lashara]That’s fine The first one was 23
01:18:33:1301:18:36:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I always have one.
01:18:37:1401:18:39:23Steve [Lashara]and the other one was 21 Okay
01:18:38:1701:18:49:20Dave [GM]so what you have seen as you take the coins off his eyes and you kiss him on the forehead. You actually know the signs of the clone
01:18:39:0301:18:42:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so what you have seen as you take
01:18:45:0701:18:48:21Jesse [Father ITYS]You actually Know the same spray
01:18:49:2001:18:58:28Dave [GM]spell, and you know 100% that Gray for some odd reason had been alive this same amount of time that Zen had
01:18:53:2901:18:58:04Jesse [Father ITYS]For some odd reason The same amount of time
01:18:54:0101:18:55:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]for some odd
01:18:59:2801:19:11:04Jesse [Father ITYS]But he was definitely not going to He had this spirit That died
01:18:59:2901:19:11:06Dave [GM]but he was definitely not doing it with Galacteries He had been cloning himself and as soon as he’s cloned his spirit moves from the body that dies
01:19:11:0601:19:20:12Dave [GM]to the clone body and that can be anywhere in all of different planes of existence, but his spirit has traveled to whatever the clone body is.
01:19:21:0601:19:23:23Dave [GM]Zen does not know this meta.
01:19:23:2501:19:35:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, see my thought was that Zen switched places with Grey, but I suppose that’s not it. Yeah.
01:19:25:2701:19:26:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Great job.
01:19:32:2801:19:34:07Dave [GM]Great’s just really smart.
01:19:35:2201:19:38:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cool. Good to know. Okay.
01:19:40:1201:19:49:13Jesse [Father ITYS]you
01:19:40:2301:19:45:21Steve [Lashara]Would I understand whether or not Gray is capable of perceiving things through this body?
01:19:46:2901:19:51:04Steve [Lashara]Like, would I be… Would I assume that he could probably hear me if I whisper to him.
01:19:47:2301:19:57:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, what you understand is that literally
01:19:48:1501:19:59:22Dave [GM]What you understand with the clone spell is that once the soul is removed from the body it literally is like that body is now
01:19:49:1301:19:57:15Jesse [Father ITYS]understand is that once the soldier literally
01:19:57:1401:20:02:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he has no more.
01:19:57:1501:20:02:06Jesse [Father ITYS]has a body and so he has no
01:19:59:2201:20:11:18Dave [GM]with a new body, and so he has no more connection to the previous body. It’s a husk, but I mean, the thing is it’s always progressive. You can jump to the next clone, you can’t go back. And
01:20:01:1401:20:05:13Steve [Lashara]it’s a husk
01:20:05:0301:20:15:12Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s obvious but the thing is he jumps and so if you make another clone he can come out of a way
01:20:05:2301:20:13:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And but the thing is it’s always a practice to jump and so if you make another phone
01:20:11:1801:20:23:05Dave [GM]so if he makes another clone, he could jump to that one, but he would have no ability He doesn’t know what’s going on with you guys at all All he knows is that he’s dead
01:20:12:1701:20:20:02Steve [Lashara]but he wouldn’t know like we’re demanding come here as fast as you can. Like, he wouldn’T be able to get a message
01:20:18:1001:20:20:09Jesse [Father ITYS]like he would he doesn’t know
01:20:21:2201:20:22:04Steve [Lashara]okay
01:20:22:2401:20:24:15Jesse [Father ITYS]what his
01:20:23:0501:20:24:18Dave [GM]Well, he was dead
01:20:25:0101:20:26:00Steve [Lashara]He’s in his new body
01:20:25:1901:20:26:26Dave [GM]Yeah, he’s in his new body
01:20:25:2901:20:26:17Jesse [Father ITYS]probably
01:20:27:0801:20:28:05Steve [Lashara]He’s probably happy
01:20:29:1501:20:30:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean
01:20:29:2601:20:36:21Dave [GM]I guarantee you he has cat pics to him I mean, if you were gray, would you plan for wherever your clone was?
01:20:33:1301:20:35:29Jesse [Father ITYS]he were gray or whatever
01:20:36:2401:20:39:07Steve [Lashara]Yeah, basically and make sure there were no dishes
01:20:40:2601:20:51:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but he could be anything he doesn’t have to be a cat okay
01:20:41:1501:20:50:28Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s what the spell is.
01:20:42:2301:20:44:28Dave [GM]It has to be a one-to-one
01:20:47:2601:20:51:00Dave [GM]clone of himself. That’s what the spell is.
01:20:51:1001:20:59:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it is written very good you can respect that
01:20:52:1301:20:55:16Dave [GM]Rules as written. That’s where it is written.
01:20:52:2101:20:53:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Rules as written.
01:20:53:1001:21:00:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Done with your turn?
01:20:54:0201:21:04:15Steve [Lashara]so i used my yeah i use I used my two turns to try to summon help but it didn’t work
01:20:57:0901:20:58:05Dave [GM]Let it be done.
01:21:00:1701:21:01:23Dave [GM]He uses two turns.
01:21:05:1201:21:13:13Jesse [Father ITYS]So, you have Jenkins, Hideous and You guys have one
01:21:05:2601:21:14:03Dave [GM]So we have Jenkins, Hideous and jacques bjorn you guys have well you have one thing to do and you
01:21:13:0601:21:19:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, because he’s still a bonus action.
01:21:13:1301:21:20:21Jesse [Father ITYS]What was that?
01:21:14:0301:21:24:07Dave [GM]both have two okay okay what
01:21:20:0101:21:24:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]that?
01:21:24:0701:21:36:01Dave [GM]did like what does the sloth will do okay yeah you got four you have four actions so uh yeah go ahead go
01:21:25:2601:21:26:11Jesse [Father ITYS]With a
01:21:32:2701:21:33:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Dang!
01:21:34:0801:21:37:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, go for all your actions.
01:21:36:0101:21:46:27Dave [GM]go for all your actions okay all so so you’re gonna go up and you’re going
01:21:44:0301:21:45:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Do it.
01:21:44:0501:21:46:17Jesse [Father ITYS]So you’re going to go up here?
01:21:46:2701:21:55:15Dave [GM]to do a melee attack okay okay yeah go for it uh
01:21:46:2901:21:48:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh no, no, I’m alienating?
01:21:48:0201:21:51:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m gonna… Okay, yeah.
01:21:49:1201:21:53:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, yeah, cool. Someone guess me!
01:21:55:1501:22:04:05Dave [GM]are you going to use uh okay yeah go ahead how many um spell slots do you have for disintegrate just the one
01:21:59:2601:22:02:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead. How many spell slots are there?
01:22:03:2101:22:05:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Technically only one but I have two.
01:22:05:0901:22:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, all right. Let’s do this. So you’re going to cast the summary?
01:22:05:1101:22:11:25Dave [GM]okay all right let’s let’s do this so you’re going to cast disintegrate
01:22:06:1401:22:08:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Alright, let’s do this.
01:22:12:0801:22:12:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna cast
01:22:17:2801:22:20:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to spend it, but then I have 50 sources on it.
01:22:23:2601:22:28:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So 10, so 66 points.
01:22:27:2801:22:33:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead and roll.
01:22:31:2801:22:42:25Dave [GM]ahead and roll okay so um i need you to i i am going to use uh as a reaction azure candor spell
01:22:33:0401:22:40:12Jesse [Father ITYS]So what I’m going
01:22:33:0801:22:33:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s fine.
01:22:40:1201:22:51:23Jesse [Father ITYS]to do is, and that’s a 9 plus 12, right? And so what I am going to make an intelligence check.
01:22:42:2501:22:51:22Dave [GM]so what i’m gonna do is and that’s a ninth level spell right and so what i’m going to do is i’m going to make uh an intelligence check
01:22:51:2201:23:00:19Dave [GM]and it’s a dc 10 plus 9 so if it’s 19 so 10 plus nine right so if i get a 19 yeah if i
01:22:52:0501:23:01:21Jesse [Father ITYS]And it’s 10 plus 13. So if it’s 19, so 10 plus 11, right, but if I get a 19 or higher,
01:22:58:0201:23:00:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, that equals 19.
01:23:00:1901:23:05:21Dave [GM]get a19 or higher yes something really fun is gonna happen
01:23:01:0801:23:10:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]18 plus 1 also equals 19 Let’s find out
01:23:03:0701:23:10:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah something so that’s okay you got it you’re great
01:23:03:2201:23:05:03Jesse [Father ITYS]something really cool.
01:23:07:0201:23:13:11Dave [GM]so here we go so an in an intelligence check let’s do this
01:23:10:0501:23:21:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so
01:23:12:1601:23:14:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s your modifier?
01:23:16:2601:23:18:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]The freak
01:23:21:0901:23:22:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ah yeah
01:23:21:2401:23:33:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what you see as the act and you
01:23:22:0201:23:22:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:23:23:2301:23:32:20Dave [GM]um yeah so that’s a 25 So what you see is as you cast Disintegrate on Zen, he kind of reacts and steps aside.
01:23:23:2901:23:24:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Watch out
01:23:24:2001:23:32:22Jesse [Father ITYS]So what you see is as you cast disintegrate, he kind of reacts and steps aside.
01:23:32:2501:23:43:08Dave [GM]And you see this doorway, a dimensioned doorway open up in front of him and as the spell travels towards him
01:23:32:2901:23:43:02Jesse [Father ITYS]And you see this doorway open up in front of him and as the spell travels towards
01:23:41:2701:23:42:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]what this is
01:23:44:0401:23:48:06Dave [GM]that door opens up and the spell gets caught in the extra-dimensional space
01:23:44:0601:23:46:27Jesse [Father ITYS]that door opens up and the spell talks
01:23:48:0401:23:49:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Everybody duck
01:23:49:2101:23:50:09Jesse [Father ITYS]unfortunately
01:23:50:0701:24:00:18Dave [GM]uh the spell opens up right behind you and you need to make a dc saving row um so this is what
01:23:59:0501:24:01:22Jesse [Father ITYS]so this is what it says on a successful check
01:24:00:1801:24:08:10Dave [GM]it says on a successful check the spell is caught inside that extra dimensional space and leaves via dimensional door aimed at the at the caster whatever the spells level the
01:24:04:2101:24:09:02Jesse [Father ITYS]whatever the spells level okay
01:24:08:1001:24:14:07Dave [GM]caster rolls okay so you go ahead and rolled your damage did you roll damage yet roll damage
01:24:08:1501:24:13:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]a reaction No she has not
01:24:14:2501:24:19:26Jesse [Father ITYS]only if you miss
01:24:16:2601:24:25:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Only if she misses right Well there is no Dexterity save Okay got it Oof!
01:24:21:0201:24:26:13Steve [Lashara]You just disintegrated yourself.
01:24:21:1801:24:24:24Jesse [Father ITYS]So, it’s just happening.
01:24:23:1101:24:31:14Dave [GM]it’s just half half amount of damage um uh zen has reactions that he can take and he also has
01:24:26:1701:24:34:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, Zen has that he can pick up legendary actions so
01:24:31:1401:24:36:16Dave [GM]legendary actions in bonus sections so it doesn’t necessarily have to be on my turn
01:24:35:2901:24:39:02Steve [Lashara]Do those legendary actions count as reactions as well?
01:24:39:1001:24:45:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, legendary reactions are reactions but they’re sort of the limited part.
01:24:39:1001:24:44:29Dave [GM]Legendary reactions are reactions, but they are… There’s a certain
01:24:44:1701:24:47:03Steve [Lashara]The limit, the charge limit applies.
01:24:47:0201:24:56:26Dave [GM]whatever the full… So if you cast Disintegrate go ahead and roll damage on what the Disintegrrate would have been. 98? Yes. So half of 98.
01:24:47:2501:24:48:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Whatever…
01:24:54:1201:24:54:23Jesse [Father ITYS]98
01:24:59:2601:25:05:17Dave [GM]It would be 49. Oh, you’re good. Jenkins, you’r good.
01:25:00:1501:25:01:05Steve [Lashara]49
01:25:05:1101:25:17:09Steve [Lashara]See what that English major just pulled off that’s the reaction i was looking for oh yeah i spell so many numbers
01:25:07:0401:25:12:24Dave [GM]Bam! Okay. What’s your next attack?
01:25:08:1301:25:12:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay well I have other teams Okay, what’s your next attack?
01:25:10:1201:25:14:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re a numbers guy.
01:25:19:2301:25:27:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, are you just going to react for yourself? You can’t react. We’ll be reacting one reason per round.
01:25:20:1301:25:21:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oof.
01:25:20:1301:25:27:09Dave [GM]So he can’t react to everything. He can only react once. I have one reaction per round.
01:25:27:2601:25:28:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]For round.
01:25:29:1201:25:37:07Dave [GM]I can’t React again, but there’s other actions that could happen. But it just depends. Go for it!
01:25:29:1901:25:37:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I can’t. React very quickly but it depends. Go for it.
01:26:01:2201:26:07:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, yeah. Any number of people who want to get out there go
01:26:01:2901:26:07:27Dave [GM]Yeah? Yeah. Any number of things. If you want to do an attack and you want get out of there, go for it.
01:26:11:1901:26:16:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright, I’m going to do the lightenball. Lighten! Lightenball!
01:26:11:2801:26:13:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna have .
01:26:14:0201:26:17:00Dave [GM]Okay? Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt.
01:26:19:0801:26:19:23Dave [GM]Okay.
01:26:19:0901:26:24:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay… Um so is there a statement for that?
01:26:23:0401:26:25:03Dave [GM]Is there a saving throw that I can make?
01:26:26:0701:26:29:27Dave [GM]A dex 20. Okay, so I’m going to roll a dex saving throw.
01:26:29:1001:26:34:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What? What are you talking about?
01:26:30:2401:26:40:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh he is Very strong But his deck
01:26:33:0301:26:36:24Dave [GM]He is a very strong person
01:26:33:1701:26:34:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s a strong e-boy.
01:26:38:1601:26:50:15Dave [GM]but his dex is not he is not proficient in dex I’m trying to figure out why this is taking okay
01:26:40:0501:26:51:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Well okay so you’ve got
01:26:44:0601:26:50:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, okay.
01:26:44:0801:26:45:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Plus three.
01:26:50:1501:26:51:01Dave [GM]so you hit
01:26:50:1601:26:56:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So that’s 44.
01:26:51:2201:26:54:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s probably just the communication.
01:26:52:2601:26:53:09Dave [GM]definitely
01:26:56:2601:27:04:14Dave [GM]44 points of damage okay so as you cast lightning do you want to say any side remark to him after he like threw the counterspell back to you or do you just want to like
01:26:58:0101:27:04:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so as you cast lightning, you just…
01:27:04:2801:27:13:21Dave [GM]toss the lightning spell and just be like take that bitch oh okay well um so you hit the lightning
01:27:05:1201:27:07:02Jesse [Father ITYS]You know what I was doing a long time?
01:27:05:1901:27:09:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You know what I would really love to happen? The lightnings in New York.
01:27:06:1201:27:07:11Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:27:08:0601:27:17:09Jesse [Father ITYS]The lightning’s sitting there. Oh okay well um.. So you hit the lightning and it goes through an instant And he just sparks
01:27:12:1501:27:15:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got the magic in me.
01:27:13:2101:27:18:24Dave [GM]and it goes through and it hits him and it’s just kind of sparks and he undulates a little bit
01:27:17:0901:27:28:05Jesse [Father ITYS]And then check
01:27:18:2401:27:26:04Dave [GM]he takes half damage because he is technically an undead creature but that’s fine he’s a lich
01:27:19:2601:27:29:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that was
01:27:24:1701:27:25:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s a lich?
01:27:27:0701:27:28:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Not a litch, I’m your wife!
01:27:28:0501:27:32:19Dave [GM]i’m not a witch show me your wife after you’ve just said wouldn’t be that anymore
01:27:28:2401:27:31:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:27:28:2401:27:31:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:27:29:0301:27:29:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Check your wife
01:27:29:2201:27:32:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]good
01:27:29:2301:27:31:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:27:32:0501:27:36:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, so he takes 20 points of damage.
01:27:33:1801:27:34:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:27:34:1301:27:36:14Dave [GM]so he takes 22 points of damage
01:27:36:2401:27:47:28Jesse [Father ITYS]He kind of has these scars that have hit me on it. He just kind of looks at you.
01:27:37:1701:27:39:09Dave [GM]and he kind of
01:27:38:2201:27:40:29Steve [Lashara]Also known as a hangnail.
01:27:39:1001:27:56:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]do you know what
01:27:42:1301:27:49:21Dave [GM]as these stars have hit and made a bunch of them, he just looks at you and just smiles.
01:27:50:0201:27:52:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Yo, I have some more courage to go for it. Okay!
01:27:51:0301:27:51:29Dave [GM]Go for it!
01:27:56:1201:28:06:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you want to do or can I go um I’m going to cast Conjure Celestial, which is a 7th level.
01:27:57:2301:27:58:17Dave [GM]Yeah go for it.
01:28:02:0501:28:02:11Dave [GM]Okay
01:28:02:0701:28:02:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:28:06:2601:28:09:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna do an 8th level spell slot.
01:28:08:1701:28:10:28Dave [GM]You’re going to do an 8th level spell slot?
01:28:11:0701:28:18:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And it is A… I don’t know how to say this. It’s gonna sound dumb. Everybody listening at home turn your ears off.
01:28:19:1901:28:20:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Coatl?
01:28:21:2301:28:22:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Quetzalcoatl
01:28:22:1301:28:23:03Dave [GM]Is it
01:28:23:2801:28:26:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]C-O-U-A-T-L
01:28:27:2901:28:30:15Dave [GM]Coddle Coatle Coatl
01:28:28:1301:28:30:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Coatl? Coatle?
01:28:28:2701:28:36:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I like the big thing.
01:28:29:2401:28:31:12Steve [Lashara]Don’t coddle me!
01:28:31:2501:28:36:18Dave [GM]yeah i i like to think of it as coddle that’d be great if it’s just like this big thing that
01:28:32:0801:28:33:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, cool.
01:28:37:1501:28:38:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:38:1201:28:41:22Steve [Lashara]Little la boy, little guy
01:28:40:1101:28:41:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Little guy!
01:28:42:0101:28:50:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to use that as my second action on my first turn. I’m just going to summon the Celestial To help us out
01:28:51:0401:28:57:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then I want to try and detect Gray
01:28:59:0801:29:04:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, I want see if I can detect his presence somewhere Can I use Detect Magic to do that?
01:29:05:2501:29:16:08Dave [GM]can detect magic on the clone spell that he saw so do you want to do that okay so you cast your celestial do you
01:29:06:1701:29:08:14Jesse [Father ITYS]magic on bone spell
01:29:07:2301:29:10:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got something that could maybe help us with that.
01:29:11:1201:29:13:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, should I let you do that
01:29:11:2301:29:12:14Jesse [Father ITYS]so
01:29:12:0701:29:13:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Want me to do it on mine? Yeah.
01:29:14:0301:29:18:09Jesse [Father ITYS]do you cast selection of words okay
01:29:15:2501:29:16:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh-huh
01:29:18:0001:29:18:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Ooh, yeah
01:29:19:2801:29:26:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um it’s a big can i use one of those yeah that’s smaller
01:29:24:2301:29:26:04Steve [Lashara]the dragon with a book
01:29:29:1201:29:32:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what this is our buddy now here to help us out
01:29:31:1601:29:38:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Now, are we thinking the gray is like one of these things that is keeping Zen alive and we gotta kill him?
01:29:38:0701:29:44:03Steve [Lashara]I was just hoping for some level 20 wizard on our side
01:29:41:1701:29:53:11Dave [GM]uh no no i take that back you can make an arcana check no no for that specific question you can
01:29:42:1801:29:44:09Jesse [Father ITYS]No, no, no. I take that back.
01:29:44:0901:29:55:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’m not giving it a kind of but we already did he didn’t think oh i know
01:29:47:1201:29:49:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t have good arcana either.
01:29:47:2601:29:50:23Jesse [Father ITYS]He already went like this.
01:29:53:1101:29:59:09Dave [GM]make an art kind of check no i didn’t shake my head i just kind of like lightly smiled
01:29:55:1701:30:00:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I did not?
01:29:55:2201:30:04:24Jesse [Father ITYS]No, I didn’t shake it. This is what he smiled and controls the game I didn’t have to know, you can use it.
01:29:56:1901:29:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:29:57:0801:29:57:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:29:59:0901:30:09:01Dave [GM]to myself yep yep yep that didn’t happen no you you can use and you can you can make an action to use an Arcana check if you’d like.
01:29:59:1101:30:01:11Steve [Lashara]Dave’s like, control Z. Control Z.
01:30:01:2801:30:03:16Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:30:02:1701:30:03:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:30:03:2901:30:15:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]you didn’t see anything yeah no thanks okay while he’s thinking
01:30:14:0901:30:17:22Dave [GM]Okay, so what does your Celestial Guardian
01:30:15:1001:30:17:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So what does your celestial target mean?
01:30:15:1501:30:17:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s my complete first turn.
01:30:15:1801:30:16:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]I will do
01:30:19:0401:30:20:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Anything I wanted to do?
01:30:21:1801:30:23:13Steve [Lashara]Dance! Do a dance!
01:30:22:2301:30:26:07Dave [GM]So you conjured it this time and you have to make another action to make it do something, correct?
01:30:23:0001:30:26:07Jesse [Father ITYS]So conjured at this time we’re going to make another attribute, correct?
01:30:26:2501:30:32:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, I think so… I don’ know for sure.
01:30:29:1101:30:33:19Dave [GM]Alright, as we’re doing that Jock, do you have anything you would like to do?
01:30:32:0301:30:35:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So I will cast…
01:30:33:1801:30:37:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]so, I will cast locate creature
01:30:37:1301:30:38:26Dave [GM]Locate creature? Okay.
01:30:38:2201:30:39:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]and I am
01:30:39:2201:30:43:02Jesse [Father ITYS]What’s the…? Describe a name.
01:30:39:2901:30:42:14Dave [GM]What’s the spell?
01:30:42:0201:30:53:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]describe a name of a creature that is familiar to you. You sense the direction to the creature’s location as long as that creature is within 1,000 feet of you but if the creature is moving you know the direction of its move
01:30:53:2301:31:02:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]this spell can locate a specific creature known to you or the nearest creature of a specific kind such as human or unicorn on the back uh
01:31:02:1101:31:07:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]And if the creature you describe your name is in a different form,
01:31:02:1301:31:04:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I almost summoned a unicorn
01:31:09:0001:31:18:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]this spell doesn’t locate the creature. Crap, that’s not going to work because – so a clone is fine. Okay, okay, okay.
01:31:12:2501:31:15:28Steve [Lashara]Yeah, it’s technically him again.
01:31:13:1201:31:17:17Dave [GM]in the same form it’s it is an exact copy of him
01:31:15:2601:31:21:01Jesse [Father ITYS]So I’ll cast that
01:31:16:1401:31:25:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s still A feline Still belongs to the same family
01:31:21:1601:31:23:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]All right, yeah, so I’ll cast that.
01:31:24:1701:31:35:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]And I’m going to channel that spell and be like, where’s Gray? Here I am. Here I are. Where’s Gray ?
01:31:29:2301:31:31:02Steve [Lashara]Homono homo homo
01:31:35:0001:31:36:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so you’re gonna Pop up.
01:31:35:1801:31:41:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah where is gray where is gray
01:31:35:2601:31:47:12Dave [GM]you’re gonna pop up and you’re gonna say that okay um here i am um so so actually you hear here i
01:31:37:2601:31:38:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, okay.
01:31:40:2201:31:46:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This isn’t how I taught you to pray What are you doing?
01:31:42:0701:31:43:06Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:31:44:2801:31:47:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So actually you hear Here I Am twice.
01:31:45:0301:31:46:12Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:31:47:1201:31:54:07Dave [GM]am twice in your brain um but you only know that it is coming from the south
01:31:47:2801:31:57:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay excellent which direction
01:31:49:0501:32:00:16Jesse [Father ITYS]But only know that it’s which direction south would be this way.
01:31:54:0701:32:00:15Dave [GM]it is not within a thousand people uh south would be this away
01:31:57:1201:32:03:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]is south towards it honestly he might be out of luck
01:32:04:2901:32:15:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]he’s very far away I don’t want to get caught she was one of the things that we took down
01:32:05:0001:32:07:22Steve [Lashara]that’s three actions to try and get gray in
01:32:06:1101:32:14:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Can someone let… Can somebody call that out of the thing?
01:32:06:2401:32:08:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]If we can teleport To him
01:32:15:2101:32:21:03Steve [Lashara]but the spell is broken does jacques not understand broken spells
01:32:16:0101:32:18:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]as far as Jacques Bjorn is concerned
01:32:23:0501:32:24:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s not that smart.
01:32:24:2901:32:25:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:32:26:2201:32:38:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]So the next thing I’m going to do is I’m gonna cast Hunter’s Mark right on two… Nope, sorry. Back up.
01:32:38:2501:32:49:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m just gonna cast Conjure Barrage which basically says I throw a knot That’s not the right one either. I’m so sorry.
01:32:41:0201:32:43:06Steve [Lashara]oh yeah
01:32:49:2001:32:58:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]i meant to say spike growth basically the ground in a 20 -foot radius set it on a point
01:32:52:2601:32:55:26Jesse [Father ITYS]okay basically
01:32:53:2901:32:54:14Dave [GM]okay
01:32:58:2401:32:59:25Jesse [Father ITYS]twist
01:32:59:1001:33:10:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]twists and sprouts and hearts spikes and thorns pop up the area becomes difficult terrain for the duration when the creature moves into or within the area it takes 2d4 piercing damage
01:33:10:2701:33:22:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]for every five feet of travels thorns prop up all around you to try to keep you from moving
01:33:13:2101:33:16:22Jesse [Father ITYS]So you cast that so that makes
01:33:14:0201:33:19:07Dave [GM]you cast that uh so that basically is just a bunch of spikes that if i move then i take damage
01:33:20:1601:33:23:23Jesse [Father ITYS]and try to keep it from here?
01:33:22:0401:33:25:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]around very much. It does it does
01:33:23:1701:33:30:12Steve [Lashara]do damage i’m sorry so it does damage on him and then at the beginning of his turn and it also takes damage.
01:33:29:2101:33:34:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]if he moves 5 feet, it’s 2d4 piercing damage every time so right now
01:33:33:1901:33:43:02Dave [GM]right these these three little fairies that are escaping um off away from old town are just whispering to each other and they’re just
01:33:35:2701:33:38:07Jesse [Father ITYS]these three little fairies that are escaping
01:33:38:1301:33:53:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, so uh,
01:33:43:0201:33:50:03Dave [GM]saying you know saying words about maleficent and the this spike growth and they run away
01:33:47:0101:33:48:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:33:47:0601:33:49:28Jesse [Father ITYS]they make you run
01:33:47:1401:33:53:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah okay, so
01:33:47:2901:33:48:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:33:51:1501:33:52:14Dave [GM][laughter]
01:33:52:0801:34:04:04Jesse [Father ITYS]so I guess
01:33:53:0401:33:56:10Steve [Lashara]Turning everything different colors, pink and then blue and then green?
01:33:55:1501:33:56:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]where is it?
01:33:59:0801:34:01:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]any creature that can’t see
01:34:03:0001:34:10:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh I guess so it doesn’t do damage on you right now it’s only if you move sounds good, remember that
01:34:07:0701:34:12:07Jesse [Father ITYS]No, it’s only if I… Okay, cool. Is that all of your actions?
01:34:07:2601:34:17:28Dave [GM]only if i move yep okay cool uh is that all of your actions then okay great you still have two actions correct
01:34:12:2801:34:15:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]and I’m still going to Stay where I’m at.
01:34:15:2201:34:18:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Great. You still have two actions correct? Yeah.
01:34:17:2801:34:25:23Dave [GM]okay make
01:34:18:1201:34:19:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Half cover is what I’ve got.
01:34:21:1501:34:23:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah
01:34:21:2401:34:22:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:34:25:1201:34:27:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna
01:34:25:1201:34:27:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Make an action. I’m gonna answer.
01:34:25:2301:34:32:03Dave [GM]an action burning hands okay that’s a touch you have to be touching him to use
01:34:29:1101:34:31:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Party hand? Okay, that’s a cut.
01:34:37:2801:34:47:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]pieces that each creature in the head to
01:34:38:1401:34:39:22Jesse [Father ITYS]and you’re pressing
01:34:42:0101:34:43:16Jesse [Father ITYS]is the good thing
01:34:42:1301:34:52:09Dave [GM]okay so that is idios me and pet peeve and the celestial guardian
01:34:46:1401:34:53:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so that’s the hideous B and And the celestial And what’s going on?
01:34:52:1601:34:53:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]15-foot cone?
01:34:52:2201:34:54:26Dave [GM]and Lashara, 15 foot cone.
01:34:55:1801:35:06:11Jesse [Father ITYS]So yeah It spreads out So this Okay wait
01:34:56:1401:35:05:27Dave [GM]So yeah so it goes out in a cone and it spreads out to 15 feet so this, this, me all of those things you might lightly char the head that’s on the ground
01:34:57:1701:34:59:17Steve [Lashara]it’s fine It can hit the puppy
01:34:58:1901:35:00:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]my celestial
01:35:03:2701:35:06:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay wait
01:35:05:1101:35:07:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, what’s the dragon right there?
01:35:07:0201:35:09:02Steve [Lashara]That’s The head that he
01:35:08:1701:35:11:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re hitting his thing and my celestial that I conjured.
01:35:08:1701:35:09:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, no, no.
01:35:10:0601:35:11:27Dave [GM]oh that’s his celestial guardian
01:35:10:0701:35:15:03Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s his celestial Oh my god, he’s an individual.
01:35:12:0501:35:13:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, got it.
01:35:12:1201:35:13:24Steve [Lashara]it’s a summon
01:35:13:0301:35:17:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]My guardian angel, you’re hitting him. No it hasn’t attacked yet, it’s waiting for you.
01:35:19:1701:35:21:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Remember he has the reactions We gotta
01:35:22:0501:35:23:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I know!
01:35:23:2201:35:24:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]prone him
01:35:24:1901:35:25:29Steve [Lashara]pronum
01:35:25:0801:35:29:09Jesse [Father ITYS]You gotta make him roll around. Here is what- Can i
01:35:25:1501:35:27:29Dave [GM]you gotta make him roll around in the spikes
01:35:35:1901:35:37:23Dave [GM]check on Kava’s cage yes you can take a look at
01:35:41:2201:35:44:02Dave [GM]go ahead and that is an arcana check
01:35:42:0201:35:51:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead and ask Okay so I’m gonna let’s compete So I am going to
01:35:43:2801:35:46:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Open your eyes and look
01:35:45:1001:35:53:21Dave [GM]okay so go ahead and roll your okay i’m gonna let’s do competing ones okay so i am going to um
01:35:52:1701:35:57:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, you might want to refresh the back time.
01:35:53:2801:35:58:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]You might want to refresh some of these because that’s not matching up with what I see
01:36:01:2001:36:03:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]I should have full health
01:36:10:2301:36:15:00Jesse [Father ITYS]at talking a lot.
01:36:11:1101:36:11:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Interesting
01:36:13:1701:36:15:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s too bad it’s not like a live update
01:36:15:1801:36:19:07Steve [Lashara]It’s weird Yeah, it’s being weird
01:36:15:1801:36:20:23Dave [GM]oh typically it is it’s doing it’s being super weird right now
01:36:21:2801:36:22:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Whoa
01:36:22:1701:36:25:11Steve [Lashara]Restore all crash-ed tabs
01:36:31:0001:36:32:12Steve [Lashara]That’s the
01:36:32:1201:37:11:12Steve [Lashara]that’s how computers sound apparently is
01:36:36:2001:36:45:11Dave [GM]our crash cramps oh my gosh yeah this this is all
01:36:39:0801:36:47:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]this is all part of it
01:36:41:2201:36:48:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]cast you aimed your spell at the yeah computer that cone went that way.
01:36:43:1701:36:47:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah this is all part of it.
01:36:57:1301:37:03:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Incredible. I don’t know if we’re going to…
01:36:58:0601:37:01:07Dave [GM]do you guys think oh man like with all the crazy
01:37:03:0101:37:06:08Dave [GM]attacks that have been going on I’m wondering yeah
01:37:06:1101:37:07:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]has there
01:37:06:1601:37:07:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Isaac?
01:37:09:0401:37:11:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]not us, but like some of you
01:37:12:0101:37:15:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]really man I haven’t been paying attention
01:37:16:0201:37:16:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hmm.
01:37:17:1601:37:24:07Dave [GM]because like Chrome is just not responding at all this is crazy no
01:37:21:1401:37:25:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]weird I’ve noticed my internet’s been slower
01:37:27:0301:37:30:10Steve [Lashara]a machine that’s capturing the
01:37:30:1001:37:48:08Steve [Lashara]audio as well so it’s like multitasking whoa
01:37:32:2201:37:39:12Dave [GM]no no the audio is actually doing it so that’s so that’s not uh
01:37:35:0701:37:37:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]itself
01:37:35:2801:37:36:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]for that.
01:37:38:2901:37:43:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s not even connected to an online source right now assuming
01:37:46:2901:37:49:09Dave [GM]Dude, what? Okay.
01:37:48:0801:37:52:29Steve [Lashara]something something rattled zen’s eyes
01:37:52:2901:38:07:08Steve [Lashara]um okay
01:37:53:1701:38:01:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]restart
01:37:54:1301:37:55:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hi, there’s so much
01:37:57:2601:38:01:10Dave [GM]I’m going to just do this real quick. Sorry guys, let’s
01:38:03:0501:38:09:16Dave [GM]give you three minutes to figure out what you’re going to do. What you did was
01:38:03:0801:38:05:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’ll be like three minutes
01:38:04:2301:38:09:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so what we did was…
01:38:09:1901:38:11:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I can’t talk to this in college.
01:38:11:0701:38:22:02Dave [GM]an arcana check. We’re going to do competing arcana checks and arcana is wisdom, correct? So I have a plus six I think for arcana.
01:38:16:0801:38:18:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]have
01:38:17:1001:38:24:02Jesse [Father ITYS]So I have, how many students do this?
01:38:21:2201:38:32:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh nice
01:38:22:0501:38:30:13Dave [GM]I’m just going to use a plus 6 but I think it’s more than that uh okay go ahead no no no it’s a 13. It’s an unnatural 13 but
01:38:25:0701:38:25:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:38:26:1201:38:27:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]That one?
01:38:27:0901:38:29:02Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s 13.
01:38:35:1001:38:35:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Eight!
01:38:37:1801:38:39:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Which is…
01:38:37:1901:38:37:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright.
01:38:37:2201:38:49:11Dave [GM]right 15 yay I did it okay yeah so um yeah
01:38:40:1901:38:41:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:38:41:2301:38:42:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Fifteen!
01:38:42:2301:38:46:03Steve [Lashara]english majors
01:38:43:1501:38:46:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:38:43:1901:38:55:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so for the chronology spaces right
01:38:44:1401:38:46:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:38:49:1101:38:54:24Dave [GM]you definitely win that one so what is the damage oh for arcana okay so for the chronogy stasis
01:38:50:0001:38:58:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Math, math, math. No no I’m just seeing if I can um Yeah so Okay
01:38:54:2401:39:04:02Dave [GM]right yeah so you know that chronology stasis is one of those uh spells that would require um
01:38:56:1501:38:59:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah so you know that from a basis
01:38:58:2001:39:18:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then
01:39:04:1501:39:11:06Dave [GM]you have to break zen’s concentration on it um and he’d have to be casting either another
01:39:11:0601:39:16:19Dave [GM]concentration based spell to like dispel it or you’re going to have to get him to a certain
01:39:16:1901:39:26:04Dave [GM]amount of hit points in order to break the corner station bets that he is concentrating yes it does
01:39:18:2601:39:28:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m going to
01:39:26:2301:39:28:01Steve [Lashara]then I’m going to
01:39:32:0201:39:38:15Dave [GM]don’t worry the computer’s taking off into orbit
01:39:52:1901:39:53:29Steve [Lashara]Jenkins Whoa
01:39:55:0301:39:55:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh!
01:39:55:0901:40:01:01Dave [GM]oh you just fingered a death to me take away spell slot
01:39:59:0601:40:02:18Jesse [Father ITYS]It looks like that went well.
01:40:02:2601:40:05:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:40:03:0601:40:05:04Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:40:03:0601:40:05:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:40:03:2501:40:04:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:40:04:1301:40:05:29Steve [Lashara]i just accidentally
01:40:06:1201:40:07:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:40:06:1601:40:18:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, what the pistol actually goes off when she’s pulling out of the holster I was trying to set negative energy
01:40:07:0801:40:23:06Jesse [Father ITYS]I was trying to clip on it, but you’re
01:40:07:1101:40:07:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:40:11:1601:40:12:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:40:11:1901:40:36:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think we
01:40:15:0301:40:29:11Dave [GM]that’s fine go ahead okay
01:40:18:0301:40:19:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]for the target
01:40:22:1601:40:28:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]left finger top Sure, I guess
01:40:23:0601:40:30:18Jesse [Father ITYS]going to cast that off?
01:40:29:1101:40:41:04Dave [GM]so you’re gonna actually cast that spell okay oh so if you actually hit so that’s just you know let’s see what Zen can do
01:40:32:2201:40:35:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay… Okay, so if you actually hit the death.
01:40:33:0101:40:35:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So it actually hit
01:40:36:0201:40:44:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I wish
01:40:36:2801:40:46:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]need to get rid of that dragon head.
01:40:47:1201:40:50:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m not trusting that that thing’s dead. Zen’s got some…
01:40:50:2001:40:51:14Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s dead!
01:40:51:1301:40:53:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The debt Was paid though
01:40:53:0201:41:03:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, but Zen still has the ability to assemble things so I think we should probably get that head as far away from it as far as possible yeah
01:40:56:2501:40:57:28Steve [Lashara]do stuff
01:41:00:2601:41:03:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it away Kick it away from Memphis football Kick it
01:41:04:2001:41:14:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Punt it out of the Okay, so you capture death.
01:41:12:0401:41:16:28Jesse [Father ITYS]So you cast me for Death The damage has been killed
01:41:12:1001:41:22:02Dave [GM]so you cast finger death the damage has been sort of dealt zen is he is not
01:41:15:0201:41:17:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The damage has been killed by yourself.
01:41:23:2401:41:34:01Dave [GM]So what’s my save for Finger of Death?
01:41:24:2101:41:32:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]are those limited excellent you
01:41:28:1401:41:30:11Steve [Lashara]certain number that they can do.
01:41:28:1701:41:32:05Jesse [Father ITYS]So what is my save?
01:41:32:1201:41:40:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]can always tell which spells were invented in like the 80s
01:41:35:2301:41:36:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh…
01:41:41:1301:41:52:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]versus the more modern ones by just the name of them finger of death sounds very uh 1974 yeah
01:41:46:1101:41:48:13Dave [GM]it a 20? Did you say DC20 save?
01:41:48:2001:41:49:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Ah!
01:41:50:0801:41:50:27Steve [Lashara]1974?
01:41:51:1501:41:52:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:41:52:1101:41:54:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so um, so it’s Pat there.
01:41:52:1101:42:02:27Dave [GM]Okay. It’s half damage from me so that is 39 points of damage. Dude, you guys have done actually…
01:41:59:2501:42:02:20Jesse [Father ITYS]39! 39! You just did that actually.
01:42:01:0001:42:04:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s pretty good. Decent damage.
01:42:02:0801:42:06:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And we still have some turns.
01:42:03:2801:42:04:08Dave [GM]Wow!
01:42:06:0901:42:08:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah. Okay, So…
01:42:06:1301:42:09:13Dave [GM]Yes, you do. Okay, so is that hideous?
01:42:09:0201:42:30:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um my celestial this
01:42:09:2701:42:11:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Can I like-
01:42:12:2601:42:15:25Jesse [Father ITYS]you’re right yeah
01:42:13:1001:42:17:25Dave [GM]You’re right there. You’re away from him. You’re not in his specific purview but he’s pissed.
01:42:19:2901:42:23:14Dave [GM]Okay, well you can… Yeah, you have 20 feet of movement that you can use.
01:42:21:0401:42:31:20Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s like trying to get this chart
01:42:27:0601:42:30:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:42:29:1201:42:33:11Dave [GM]Just like trying to get… You’re like these little…
01:42:30:2001:42:32:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is the charred branch
01:42:31:1101:42:33:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:42:35:2201:42:40:16Dave [GM]I’m just so glad I wasn’t awake for this part.
01:42:36:2401:42:37:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:42:40:0601:42:41:18Jesse [Father ITYS]so
01:42:41:0301:42:49:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh so the celestial doesn’t require an action it’s like independent of its own um so i’m gonna try and attack zen with the celestial
01:42:49:2101:42:55:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m going to try and bite him i have to roll eight a 19
01:42:55:1301:42:57:22Jesse [Father ITYS]that actually
01:42:56:1901:42:57:04Steve [Lashara]that happen
01:42:59:2401:43:05:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so um but he’s like within five feet now like he has to be right next
01:43:05:0301:43:14:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]him um so to buy him then it’s only 1d6 plus 5 but it says that the target must succeed on a dc13
01:43:14:1101:43:20:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]constitution saving throw or be poisoned and if he’s poisoned it says the target is unconscious
01:43:16:2601:43:17:24Jesse [Father ITYS]poison
01:43:23:2101:43:24:10Steve [Lashara]wow
01:43:27:1501:43:30:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]unless you succeed on the constitution saving
01:43:30:1401:43:40:05Jesse [Father ITYS]also
01:43:33:0501:43:42:04Dave [GM]i’m just going to use my uh poison immunity on this one and then also so is there a
01:43:40:0501:43:44:01Jesse [Father ITYS]the other thing.
01:43:46:0101:43:51:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it says succeed on a dc 13 constitution saving throw is that what he has to roll
01:43:50:1801:44:01:29Dave [GM]so i have to do the constitution yes so i’m going to make my constitution saving throw and that is a 31 to save so i take i take
01:43:50:2501:43:53:04Jesse [Father ITYS]So I have .
01:43:59:0901:44:00:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you reverse those numbers
01:44:00:1201:44:02:19Jesse [Father ITYS]So, I think that’s going to happen.
01:44:01:1801:44:02:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:44:02:2901:44:13:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh man yeah but it’s only one d6 plus five um
01:44:05:0401:44:12:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]hey half is better than none so at least it’s successful i think i’m gonna modify how uh
01:44:09:0101:44:10:12Dave [GM]i mean every little bit
01:44:13:0701:44:17:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]nine cut in half five four okay
01:44:13:2901:44:16:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]successful attacks work when I DM.
01:44:17:1401:44:22:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]So like a 1 through 3, 1 through 5 or not a 1
01:44:18:2601:44:28:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay um so that’s his move um and then i am going to with my turn uh
01:44:31:2101:44:42:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m gonna cast on him i’m going to cast another spell called magic circle and basically try and not necessarily trap him but like he won’t be able
01:44:42:0401:44:52:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to leave the circle unless he like saves yeah um
01:44:45:1801:44:48:17Dave [GM]that’s on my turn i make the save on my my turn
01:44:47:0901:44:49:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]at least they suck
01:44:52:0801:45:02:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so he can’t yeah he can’s it’s when he tries to leave i think that he has to save or he takes some sort of damage
01:45:02:2301:45:22:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but for now he’s like basically imprisoned in this circle out of
01:45:07:1901:45:09:14Dave [GM]right um so i am hell
01:45:08:1701:45:11:06Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m hell prison is that everyone’s
01:45:11:1301:45:18:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]no i got one left okay so i’m going to move up like 10 feet
01:45:12:1301:45:15:12Jesse [Father ITYS]go for it so I want you to move up
01:45:13:0601:45:25:04Steve [Lashara]Technically, my dog has one more to slide
01:45:16:2801:45:18:17Jesse [Father ITYS]10 feet
01:45:18:1501:45:23:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]just so i am that’s about 60
01:45:22:2201:45:30:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]your hiding place roll your ankle
01:45:23:1601:45:35:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]feet in range right okay the last action hero uh and i’m gonna cast let’s get a little closer
01:45:25:0401:45:28:24Steve [Lashara]over it like you’re in action. Jumping over a Corolla.
01:45:25:1401:45:30:23Jesse [Father ITYS]here you go
01:45:32:0001:45:36:25Dave [GM]oh that’s getting better i’m going to cast
01:45:33:1001:45:37:23Jesse [Father ITYS]oh let’s get on I’m gonna cast
01:45:35:0901:45:46:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s getting a little better i’m good to cast oh where did it go oh conjure barrage where I throw my ox into the air
01:45:38:0201:45:39:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:45:39:2301:45:41:13Steve [Lashara]behold the power of practice
01:45:45:1501:45:46:08Jesse [Father ITYS]into the air
01:45:46:0801:45:57:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]and it throws a non-magical weapon or fire a piece of non-mancipal ammunition into the hair to create a cone of identical weapons that shoot forward and then disappear.
01:45:58:0101:45:59:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Each creature
01:45:58:0301:46:05:16Jesse [Father ITYS]each creature yes, if each creature in a six foot cone will succeed on the picture ok that is fine
01:45:58:1301:46:00:16Steve [Lashara]shooting him with a giant cone of axes
01:46:01:1801:46:05:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]in a 60 foot cone must succeed on a dexterity saving throw so I’m…
01:46:02:0601:46:09:01Dave [GM]that’s basically everyone except for idios or for jenkins
01:46:03:1101:46:04:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh no
01:46:07:2901:46:12:04Steve [Lashara]well wait isn’t it from a point
01:46:07:2901:46:08:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:46:08:2901:46:16:15Jesse [Father ITYS]wait it goes 60 feet but a bone goes out
01:46:09:0901:46:09:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, frick!
01:46:12:1201:46:16:29Dave [GM]yeah it’s 60 foot cone so it goes 60 feet but a cone goes out like this
01:46:13:1401:46:16:02Steve [Lashara]but is it right
01:46:17:0501:46:17:28Steve [Lashara]if he puts
01:46:17:1301:46:25:16Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah you’re on the edge Yeah, but not spread out.
01:46:19:2201:46:25:01Steve [Lashara]then it would miss me and not my puppy
01:46:20:1701:46:21:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re on the edge of it.
01:46:21:2301:46:31:27Dave [GM]yeah but a cone spreads out at the center point it’s 5 feet and then it goes out in a cone circumference
01:46:25:2501:46:33:17Jesse [Father ITYS]So I’m going to aim behind it too.
01:46:31:0301:46:33:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]So I’m going to aim behind you
01:46:34:1101:46:34:26Dave [GM]okay
01:46:34:1501:46:43:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay crap no i’m not doing that anymore because that’s just a terrible idea yeah
01:46:35:0201:46:41:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]can’t you have more movement what if you got closer yeah
01:46:35:1501:46:38:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:46:36:1301:46:38:02Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s a terrible idea.
01:46:38:0201:46:39:01Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:46:41:0201:46:45:26Dave [GM]if you were 5 feet away from me, you could cone that and then you wouldn’t hit anyone
01:46:41:0501:46:49:01Jesse [Father ITYS]If people were fighting away from them You could own that then In that case
01:46:44:0301:46:51:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]that yeah i don’t want to get close to you um in that case i’m close enough just to cast the good
01:46:47:1101:46:48:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:46:47:2001:46:48:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:46:48:1901:46:49:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you have another turn
01:46:51:0001:46:57:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]so in my in my time hanging out with itius i learned a little bit of clerics
01:46:58:2801:46:59:15Jesse [Father ITYS]British!
01:46:59:2201:47:10:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]british i’m trying here guys okay A little bit of cleric stuff, and I’ve got a little bit more than classing though. So I’m going to cast
01:47:00:0001:47:01:18Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:47:00:0401:47:01:00Dave [GM]Yeah, dude.
01:47:02:2601:47:04:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:47:02:2701:47:04:01Dave [GM]I love it. Go for it.
01:47:03:0601:47:06:03Jesse [Father ITYS]A little bit uh…
01:47:11:2001:47:12:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sacred Flame!
01:47:11:2301:47:15:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Sacred Flame will take action.
01:47:13:0501:47:17:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]multi-class multi-accent very diverse
01:47:16:1801:47:17:08Steve [Lashara]does it all
01:47:17:2801:47:19:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Golly, what a flame…
01:47:18:2701:47:22:25Dave [GM]So, Sacred Flame, what is the contingency behind that roll?
01:47:19:0301:47:25:10Jesse [Father ITYS]So say you’re playing what is the same thing as Dexterity Save.
01:47:22:2901:47:32:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Target must secede his dexterity saving throw or take 1d8 raven damage and it would be 17 points damage. Hell yeah!
01:47:29:1401:47:31:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so I got it now.
01:47:29:1501:47:39:28Dave [GM]Okay, so I got a nat one on that save. So, I’m being held by a circle and then also like I’m kind of stepping on these damn thorns
01:47:32:1601:47:39:16Jesse [Father ITYS]So I’m being held by a circle, and then also like I’m kind of stepping on the thorns.
01:47:33:1001:47:35:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the circle of truth
01:47:39:2801:47:47:19Dave [GM]um and there’s this okay how much yeah tell me how much piercing damage um
01:47:40:0901:47:41:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:47:40:1601:47:42:07Steve [Lashara]trying to dance me
01:47:40:2801:47:42:03Jesse [Father ITYS]And there’s this…
01:47:41:2401:47:43:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]If you stepped on the thorn
01:47:43:1101:47:59:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]you need to take piercing damage too which i will tell you is you had
01:47:45:2601:47:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, tell me how much it is. Um, and there’s just giant celestial dragon that creeps down with him. And so I was very…
01:47:47:1901:47:58:12Dave [GM]and there is this giant like celestial like dragon just like breathing down it and so I was very uh I wasn’t paying attention to what
01:47:51:2801:47:53:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah he’s really cool looking
01:47:56:0401:47:58:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]this is what’s helping us
01:47:56:2301:47:59:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I wasn’t paying attention to it. Yeah.
01:47:58:1201:48:09:24Dave [GM]was going on and so yeah uh I failed and okay let’s do 2d4 piercing damage and then when you hit me with this,
01:47:59:0701:48:01:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]no clue so you need
01:48:00:0501:48:02:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]fiery flying serpent
01:48:02:2201:48:04:21Jesse [Father ITYS]I failed and…
01:48:04:2101:48:16:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]2d4 piercing damage four points
01:48:06:0801:48:17:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, let’s do 4 piercing damage when you get a tie action over So go ahead and do two more
01:48:09:2901:48:17:09Dave [GM]I actually fall back and roll over. So go ahead and do two more D4.
01:48:16:0801:48:21:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]of damage all right cool thank you gotta make this at least
01:48:21:2701:48:30:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]oop i only did one so that’s two plus four so eight
01:48:22:2901:48:31:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]this is what the celestial looks like some might refer to it as a fiery flying serpent maybe
01:48:28:1901:48:37:10Steve [Lashara]pretty maybe a winged serpent a feather
01:48:30:1701:48:42:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]piercing damage total i i
01:48:31:2301:48:42:04Jesse [Father ITYS]8 piercing I feel
01:48:34:0201:48:35:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]maybe
01:48:38:0501:48:38:28Dave [GM]Wow.
01:48:39:2901:48:42:20Dave [GM]Good job on my one save.
01:48:42:0501:48:44:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]i feel like you’re being very
01:48:45:2201:48:46:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]what’s the word?
01:48:46:2001:48:53:29Steve [Lashara]patronizing oh good job you dealt four damage he’s so cute
01:48:46:2301:49:30:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have
01:48:47:1101:48:50:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:48:47:2001:48:48:19Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:48:48:0401:48:49:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes! Patronizing.
01:48:48:0701:48:49:27Dave [GM]I am not
01:48:50:0801:49:00:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]You guys are doing so good, I’m proud of you guys and now it’s Zen turn Run! Wait a minute, I’ve not done I gotta move back behind my wall
01:48:53:1701:48:58:17Dave [GM]trying to be patronizing uh okay so is that
01:48:54:2001:48:55:27Jesse [Father ITYS]And now it’s time.
01:49:00:1001:49:02:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:49:00:1901:49:01:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:49:01:0201:49:07:27Steve [Lashara]and my dog actually because we had two turns right so my dog can take a second
01:49:02:0501:49:03:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Half cover
01:49:04:0401:49:04:28Dave [GM]yes
01:49:05:2301:49:06:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]We did
01:49:06:0301:49:11:20Dave [GM]um does anyone in the spikes take damage or is it just me
01:49:07:2701:49:18:16Steve [Lashara]action where does it start is it a circle
01:49:13:0701:49:14:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]It is a 20
01:49:14:1501:49:16:04Dave [GM]yeah so anyone
01:49:15:2601:49:16:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]seat radius
01:49:17:1401:49:18:23Dave [GM]it’s centered on
01:49:18:1501:49:22:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]At a point which is zen, so 20 feet around Sorry guys
01:49:23:1501:49:29:24Steve [Lashara]would take damage if move? Or are we going to say it will because it attacks?
01:49:27:0601:49:28:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ll roll that damage
01:49:29:1301:49:30:25Dave [GM]it will
01:49:30:1601:49:49:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]one
01:49:30:2901:49:32:13Steve [Lashara]Okay, go ahead and give me damage.
01:49:32:1401:49:33:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s four.
01:49:35:2901:49:44:22Steve [Lashara]19 to bite for only 9 damage. Hey! Way to go, Pupparoni.
01:49:38:0501:49:38:12Dave [GM]me
01:49:38:2901:49:39:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah!
01:49:41:0201:49:47:08Dave [GM]okay all right um okay so is that
01:49:49:0801:49:51:06Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:49:49:1801:49:51:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]more action sorry I have some movement that I want to use.
01:49:50:2601:49:54:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s been 30 minutes on our one turn.
01:49:53:1901:50:01:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I want to go over, I want to pick up Gray and I wanna like kind of run away with him a little bit. I’m gonna go take him.
01:50:00:1701:50:02:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, the head. You need the dragon head.
01:50:01:0901:50:03:26Dave [GM]you’re you’re going to put him in a bag of holding
01:50:02:1201:50:04:24Jesse [Father ITYS]You’re going to put him in the back of your head?
01:50:04:1901:50:12:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah and I’m just gonna take him I don’t know if Zen sees me
01:50:05:1301:50:06:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:50:08:0501:50:10:22Steve [Lashara]collected from the townsfolk who brought him out.
01:50:12:0701:50:13:02Jesse [Father ITYS]The fleshback
01:50:12:2201:50:14:08Dave [GM]bag has come full circle
01:50:13:2301:50:14:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:50:14:0201:50:15:11Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:50:14:0201:50:16:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:50:14:1301:50:15:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, gosh.
01:50:14:1701:50:15:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh gosh.
01:50:17:0501:50:18:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen is like no I don’t know it.
01:50:17:2201:50:19:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I unwittingly am following in the footsteps
01:50:19:1901:50:30:20Dave [GM]okay so Zen was holding him up until this whole thing happened And so he’s about five feet in front of Zen. So if you entered that space, you would take spike damage
01:50:20:0501:50:28:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so Zen was holding him up and he’s about 5 seconds in front of them. So he intercepts Hades.
01:50:28:2801:50:39:23Jesse [Father ITYS]He would take spike damage while he’s
01:50:30:2001:50:34:24Dave [GM]but you will not get a reaction attack from opportunity from Zen.
01:50:35:2601:50:43:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay well gray gray i’m grabbing gray yeah he’s
01:50:36:0201:50:37:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]you could go around the spikes.
01:50:38:2601:50:42:26Dave [GM]Well, Gray is in the spikes. He’s right in front me.
01:50:39:1101:50:41:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s your pathway? Where is gray?
01:50:43:2801:50:45:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Alright, alright. You want me to roll your damage?
01:50:48:1001:50:50:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, it’s 2d4. Hold on.
01:50:53:0201:50:54:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Three points of damage.
01:50:56:0201:50:56:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]ouch
01:50:58:1201:51:02:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay and then i’m just gonna pick him up and i’m going to run over here just kind of behind this
01:51:08:1501:51:09:03Steve [Lashara]so adventurous.
01:51:13:1301:51:14:03Steve [Lashara]What do you need?
01:51:15:0701:51:24:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]grey have a character down there is he one of those what do you mean the red one oh
01:51:15:2001:51:19:22Jesse [Father ITYS]he want to use that little fatty cat right there?
01:51:17:2601:51:21:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Use that little fatty catty right there. Right here.
01:51:18:0301:51:19:10Steve [Lashara]Yeah, where did he go?
01:51:19:1601:51:21:00Dave [GM]Yeah, you can use the fat cat.
01:51:21:1101:51:22:23Jesse [Father ITYS]the red one
01:51:23:2701:51:24:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Look around the corner.
01:51:24:2501:51:29:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]whoa yeah he’s huge
01:51:26:2101:51:28:05Dave [GM]Can you fit that in your bag of holding?
01:51:28:2601:51:33:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is that a cat with a gun? Man, I am tempted to play Tabaxi now on next round.
01:51:30:0601:51:37:25Jesse [Father ITYS]he can’t play dragon apparently
01:51:32:1001:51:34:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i’m not sure
01:51:34:2301:51:39:13Steve [Lashara]Well, Well, you can’t play Dragonborn because apparently Kava’s the only one and she’s not even pregnant.
01:51:37:1501:51:38:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Apparently they’re all gone!
01:51:39:0101:51:40:09Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:51:40:1201:51:48:02Dave [GM]uh okay um so now now is it my turn with your
01:51:42:0301:51:44:06Jesse [Father ITYS]okay so
01:51:42:2601:51:45:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay maybe somebody could help
01:51:45:1001:51:52:18Jesse [Father ITYS]now it doesn’t matter
01:51:46:1201:51:47:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:51:47:2401:51:49:20Steve [Lashara]Gotta be Dragonborn somehow.
01:51:49:0601:51:59:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]multiply and replenish that is something i’m very on board with life the
01:51:49:2201:51:52:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s not… It doesn’t matter.
01:51:53:1901:51:55:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s going to be me guys, okay?
01:51:54:2401:51:59:18Jesse [Father ITYS]a very sex positive god bye
01:51:55:1101:51:56:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:51:56:1301:51:58:18Steve [Lashara]Very sex-positive god that you worship.
01:51:57:1801:51:58:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:51:59:2701:52:01:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]god of life let’s let’s do this
01:52:00:2901:52:01:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:52:01:1301:52:02:28Steve [Lashara]There’s one way to do that though.
01:52:02:2101:52:11:13Jesse [Father ITYS]well, that’s the thing it’s like rolling around
01:52:03:0801:52:14:06Dave [GM]if that’s a blessing all the dragonborn are just like hanging out right you know in dragonborn heaven like just rolling around in mountains of gold, right?
01:52:10:0101:52:10:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]sure
01:52:14:1201:52:16:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sure, sure, sure.
01:52:14:1701:52:15:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s all they want.
01:52:15:2101:52:17:14Jesse [Father ITYS]okay, so Zen kind of
01:52:15:2301:52:26:21Dave [GM]Okay. So Zen kind of looks around and laughs a little bit and first he’s just going to make sure he casts Prestidigitation just to make certain things
01:52:18:1701:52:19:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cracks his neck.
01:52:21:0001:52:22:18Jesse [Father ITYS]first season cast
01:52:26:2101:52:28:13Dave [GM]that everyone is clean before he has to touch you
01:52:28:1401:52:29:23Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:52:29:0301:52:31:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:52:29:0301:52:34:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:52:30:0201:52:33:27Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:52:31:0401:52:31:21Jesse [Father ITYS]knowing
01:52:34:2901:52:39:16Dave [GM]knowing that he did clean you guys extremely well but what he’s going to do
01:52:35:1701:52:42:06Jesse [Father ITYS]that he didn’t but what we’re going to do is he will
01:52:36:0401:52:39:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]This guy’s sick.
01:52:39:1601:52:48:17Dave [GM]is he will um first off uh yeah
01:52:42:0601:52:48:11Jesse [Father ITYS]So, first off, you know it’s raining.
01:52:43:1201:52:44:27Steve [Lashara]Bjorn is deeply insulted.
01:52:45:0001:52:47:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]I am not happy with this man.
01:52:47:1301:52:51:04Steve [Lashara]You know it’s raining. That’s a deluge you could maybe take advantage of.
01:52:48:1701:52:57:26Dave [GM]i’m gonna i’m going to cast uh to start uh well first i might
01:52:50:0401:52:50:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah!
01:52:51:1701:52:52:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]You…
01:52:53:2201:53:03:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to cast to start… Well, first, so I’m gonna cast him.
01:52:54:1901:52:56:27Steve [Lashara]Don’t you have a water based attack?
01:52:57:2601:53:04:08Dave [GM]actually where’s my uh my flight tower okay so i’m in a cast of cantrip as well
01:53:04:0801:53:11:21Dave [GM]as a reaction for my turn for fly i’m gong to go uh yeah pulling myself out of the thorns I’m going to go 30 feet up.
01:53:06:2401:53:07:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m just going to go…
01:53:07:1901:53:09:00Steve [Lashara]Pulling you out of the thorns?
01:53:08:2301:53:09:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep.
01:53:10:2001:53:11:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep.
01:53:12:2501:53:20:06Dave [GM]So, I’m up out of the thorns and then I am going to move where is everyone? Here, here, here
01:53:13:0901:53:21:20Jesse [Father ITYS]So I’m up at Thorns and then I am here here. Ah, you can’t see me on the line.
01:53:19:2601:53:29:22Steve [Lashara]yeah we’re pretty spread out do you have to do a disengage though because puppy and
01:53:21:1001:53:24:29Dave [GM]so that’s 30 feet up and then I will
01:53:21:2001:53:26:18Jesse [Father ITYS]So that’s, he’s up and then we’ll, I will go.
01:53:26:0201:53:27:00Dave [GM]bonus action
01:53:26:1801:53:36:17Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s actually, you guys, not from
01:53:27:1301:53:30:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I don’t think…
01:53:29:2401:53:32:09Dave [GM]you guys can get your opportunity attacks
01:53:32:1701:53:36:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]You wouldn’t do it from the thorns, because it’s only if you step into it.
01:53:33:2601:53:44:13Steve [Lashara]okay not no not from the thorns but from from peeves and quaddles all right puppy
01:53:36:1701:53:38:29Jesse [Father ITYS]the course, but from our team
01:53:37:1901:53:38:16Dave [GM]puppers
01:53:38:2901:53:49:16Jesse [Father ITYS]and helping things like, oh
01:53:39:2001:53:40:29Dave [GM]this celestial
01:53:41:2401:53:43:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Excellent. to your thing.
01:53:44:1301:53:51:26Steve [Lashara]takes a bite 19 to hit uh 15
01:53:47:2701:53:49:04Dave [GM]19 hits
01:53:49:1601:54:03:10Jesse [Father ITYS]sorry,
01:53:51:1701:53:53:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I expected him to have a higher
01:53:51:2601:53:56:19Steve [Lashara]it was a strong bite
01:53:55:1301:53:55:23Dave [GM]uh
01:53:56:2801:53:57:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]armor class.
01:53:59:1201:54:03:29Steve [Lashara]yeah because it’s a 1d8 plus my uh oh sorry 12 12.
01:54:02:0701:54:13:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]He got you he got your pinky toe as it was going up just the pinky toe which is enough to just debilitate when you stub that thing you know what I mean? It hurts
01:54:03:1001:54:04:21Jesse [Father ITYS]12, 13 down.
01:54:10:2001:54:15:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, yeah, concentration all the way out of it. Concentration.
01:54:11:0801:54:14:13Steve [Lashara]Oh yeah yeah like it sends pain all the way up
01:54:12:0401:54:14:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Concentration broken. Yeah, pinky toe.
01:54:13:2701:54:16:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah yeah
01:54:15:2201:54:20:10Dave [GM]concentration not yet his he’s he’s still strong enough to
01:54:16:2801:54:17:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Nice.
01:54:16:2901:54:19:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:54:17:0801:54:18:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:54:17:2801:54:18:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:54:18:1701:54:20:04Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s still strong enough.
01:54:21:2901:54:23:29Steve [Lashara]I’ve been through worse barely
01:54:24:0101:54:26:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Go ahead.
01:54:25:0801:54:26:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead.
01:54:29:0601:54:29:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay.
01:54:30:1901:54:39:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um do i have to roll for the opportunity attack too like to hit him still no but i
01:54:33:1001:54:36:26Steve [Lashara]Yeah cause it’s basically just biting on him swinging at him
01:54:36:0301:54:37:27Dave [GM]Yeah, you roll into hits first?
01:54:39:0401:54:43:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]have uh but he doesn’t have luck i need an aid and i rolled this so i don’t think he gets him
01:54:43:1201:54:54:26Dave [GM]Okay, that’s fine. So Puppers jumps out and like just like tries to grab onto his leg as he’s floating up And the Celestial taken a little bit off guard by the fact that he can fly
01:54:44:0301:54:52:06Jesse [Father ITYS]So, Hufford jumps out and he’ll select
01:54:52:0601:55:01:21Jesse [Father ITYS]a little bit of sweet.
01:54:55:1301:54:56:27Steve [Lashara]damage for my dog when he lands
01:54:57:1701:55:07:26Dave [GM]Tries to attack and kind of, you know, misses Just it’s a little Bit of a Celestial whiff I don’t know if you guys have heard those happening But, you Know, swing and a miss on the Celrestrial side
01:55:07:1101:55:07:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:55:07:2601:55:19:23Dave [GM]um okay so after he flies up he’s going to move another uh 30 feet and so right here are you is everyone everyone within 60 feet
01:55:08:1601:55:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so after he slides up, I’m going to move another 30 seconds right here is everyone within 60 feet
01:55:09:0101:55:17:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay what am i rolling oh for
01:55:17:2401:55:25:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]the thorns all right hold on i gotta roll again four total
01:55:19:2301:55:20:29Dave [GM]at that point
01:55:19:2501:55:22:16Jesse [Father ITYS]at that point? Oh, it’s not high.
01:55:20:2101:55:21:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh geez
01:55:24:1301:55:35:11Dave [GM]yeah you’re still definitely there um okay so he is going to cast crimson vivisect um so everyone needs to make a dc20 dexterity saving throw
01:55:27:0701:55:34:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so he is going to cast Crimson Vivisac. So everyone needs to make you check here
01:55:31:1601:55:32:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]sounds good
01:55:34:2901:55:42:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]are we all within the range okay so what what do we uh dc what
01:55:37:1801:55:46:01Dave [GM]everything is within the range at this point 60 feet dc uh dc 20 dex so you have to it’s your
01:55:37:2601:55:38:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Every one.
01:55:42:0101:55:47:21Jesse [Father ITYS]We see 20 decks so if you have to deck saving throw
01:55:46:0101:55:59:28Dave [GM]it’s yours saving throw and has to be a 20 or higher okay so you’ll take half damage um
01:55:48:2201:55:49:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]22.
01:55:49:2201:55:51:09Jesse [Father ITYS]you’ll pay half cover
01:55:51:0501:55:51:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:55:57:1701:55:59:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]What does half-covered give you?
01:55:58:2201:55:59:16Jesse [Father ITYS]get in there?
01:55:59:2801:56:05:02Dave [GM]disadvantage yeah like if like right now you’re not half covered because i’m above you but if you were
01:56:00:1001:56:00:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Advantage?
01:56:00:1901:56:05:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah like right now you’re not having but if you were there
01:56:05:0201:56:13:02Dave [GM]there it would be disadvantaged for me to attack you oh
01:56:06:1801:56:16:09Steve [Lashara]Well, if you roll a nat 20 then I mean that’s
01:56:14:1201:56:21:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait, what was the statement we had to make?
01:56:14:1801:56:14:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]you’re okay.
01:56:16:0901:56:23:06Steve [Lashara]a little different but wait what was the save we had to make it has to be 20 okay
01:56:23:2601:56:29:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the creature does have within the circle has disadvantage on attack rolls is this
01:56:29:0901:56:34:07Jesse [Father ITYS]This isn’t like the asset.
01:56:29:2501:56:41:01Dave [GM]is this is a spell this isn’t an attack yeah so this isn’n like me asking for like oh i’m attacking this is within this window i just cast the spell and it happens and you guys have to make save
01:56:30:2101:56:31:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]spell
01:56:37:1201:56:48:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Within this window I just got it. So, it’s a circle spinner. Okay, I tried to leave.
01:56:43:2201:56:53:16Dave [GM]so is the circle centered on me um okay so i tried to leave the circle what’s my that was a constitution saving throw to leave the circle because i may not have been able
01:56:48:1601:56:53:13Jesse [Father ITYS]What’s my… That was Construci’s intro. But I may not do that.
01:56:52:2401:57:01:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um yes uh charisma
01:57:01:1701:57:08:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]15 i think so yeah yeah but it has
01:57:02:0401:57:06:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]22 So I’m going to take half if he can even do this thing
01:57:03:0301:57:05:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, Charisma’s intro? Yeah, okay.
01:57:07:0301:57:08:17Steve [Lashara]you sweet talk your way out of the bubble
01:57:08:2901:57:16:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oof yeah way over yep
01:57:09:0301:57:09:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes.
01:57:09:1801:57:14:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I guarantee you did. My gosh.
01:57:10:2101:57:11:21Dave [GM]i sweet talk my way
01:57:13:1201:57:21:12Steve [Lashara]is that plus 16 dear charisma every day he practices 10 pickup lines
01:57:15:1501:57:23:08Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s got thousands of people every day that he had to pick up by, right? Yeah! And then just like…
01:57:20:2001:57:31:25Dave [GM]and he’s just like he literally just goes from town to town and he selects a couple of people as everyone is being massacred and just talks them that’s their hair I mean that’s what he does
01:57:21:0201:57:23:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey, hey!
01:57:23:0801:57:29:12Jesse [Father ITYS]He literally just goes from downtown and he selects a whole package for him
01:57:30:2701:57:37:22Steve [Lashara]and if he needs some variety puts on his pimp hat and you know tries that direction
01:57:34:2001:57:35:19Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah.
01:57:38:2301:57:39:09Steve [Lashara]okay
01:57:38:2701:57:41:18Dave [GM]And then he smiles a lot more and says baby a lot.
01:57:42:0901:57:45:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah okay so now the circle’s still there on the ground
01:57:45:0501:57:46:29Dave [GM]Circle’s still there. I’ve just been able to escape it.
01:57:46:1801:57:52:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so now since we’re not undead if we are in the circle we can’t be charmed frightened or possessed
01:57:52:0401:57:54:25Dave [GM]Okay? So if you jump into the circle…
01:57:52:1001:57:59:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if in case so it’s kind of a safety point three points of
01:57:52:2101:57:53:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh cool.
01:57:55:0701:57:55:29Steve [Lashara]of the thorns
01:57:56:0901:57:57:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:57:56:2701:57:59:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Put your right foot in the put your right
01:57:59:0901:58:01:29Jesse [Father ITYS]did everyone oh wait
01:57:59:1301:58:13:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]damage uh yes yeah
01:57:59:2201:58:02:24Dave [GM]Did everyone roll their dex save?
01:58:01:0501:58:07:04Steve [Lashara]oh wait hold on I didn’t do a dex save I wanted to know what Tyne’s dex safe was
01:58:08:0701:58:09:24Dave [GM]What what dex say was?
01:58:09:2301:58:11:07Steve [Lashara]yeah cause we’re
01:58:11:2001:58:13:13Dave [GM]Oh, his… Did you roll your dex saved yet?
01:58:13:2801:58:20:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i know one of my levels or spells or something i can add some modifier to this i rolled an 18
01:58:15:0801:58:16:05Steve [Lashara]what was it
01:58:20:2701:58:36:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but there’s some modifier oh okay
01:58:21:2901:58:28:02Dave [GM]Okay, well, you saved like if you have a plus two to anything So if you have luck or if you Have blood
01:58:23:2301:58:30:26Jesse [Father ITYS]No, but
01:58:29:0601:58:30:17Dave [GM]I don’t know
01:58:29:2001:58:40:19Steve [Lashara]no but I can give you flash of genius that gives you plus three so i shout out like hey beware of the attack observe the world around you and that gives you
01:58:38:1201:58:39:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:58:38:1801:58:42:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Get your head out of the cloud
01:58:40:1901:58:56:18Steve [Lashara]plus 3. Nat
01:58:40:2601:58:46:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay great thank you
01:58:41:0201:58:42:28Dave [GM]Get your head out of the clouds
01:58:44:2001:58:45:04Dave [GM]Uh
01:58:44:2601:58:45:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]in there baby.
01:58:56:1801:58:57:24Steve [Lashara]20 plus 4 is 24
01:58:57:0901:59:08:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so What do you guys say So what’s happening is Zens floated up As he’s fighting Through the commission door
01:58:57:1601:59:00:05Dave [GM]Okay so Three of you guys save
01:58:57:2501:59:00:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gosh Dang. Beautiful.
01:59:01:1701:59:11:24Dave [GM]What’s happening is Zen’s floated up and he’s cut a Dimensional door and as he’s sliding His scissors through this dimensional door Behind everyone within a 60 foot radius A door is opening up behind you
01:59:08:0301:59:09:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Behind everyone
01:59:11:0501:59:16:28Jesse [Father ITYS]on the other side and it’s more
01:59:11:2401:59:20:19Dave [GM]And those scissors are coming through to pierce you um on the other side and it’s multiple doors so it’s not like one at a time it’s like boom instantaneous all of you guys get hit
01:59:20:1901:59:32:11Dave [GM]uh with your deck saves everyone’s done a really good job just kind of avoiding it except for old man jenkins who he really should have gone in for knee surgery a while ago um and so
01:59:21:0301:59:32:11Jesse [Father ITYS]with your dex save everyone is going to be waiting in except for he really should have gone into a while ago um and so
01:59:26:0701:59:27:06Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:59:27:0601:59:33:15Steve [Lashara]but with premiums these days
01:59:33:1801:59:34:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:59:34:2101:59:44:16Dave [GM]so that’s going to be 68 magical piercing damage So for 26 points of damage, and so that’s 13 for each one of you.
01:59:34:2801:59:44:16Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s gonna be 6 max piercing damage or 26 points of damage and so that’s 13 if
01:59:46:2101:59:57:29Dave [GM]If you got hit, you are knocked prone, so you get knocked out of the air. How far up were you? 20 feet. Okay, so you take 2d6 extra damage on that.
01:59:46:2801:59:57:12Jesse [Father ITYS]you got hit are not prone, so you get knocked out of the air. How far are you going to be? Okay, so we’re taking 26 extra damage
01:59:52:1702:00:00:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that tree branch you’re holding on to just snaps with you
01:59:59:2902:00:06:05Dave [GM]Yeah, so it’s an additional 4 points of damage with a fall. And then you’re prone on the ground.
02:00:00:1102:00:11:23Jesse [Father ITYS]And then you’re prone and then you’re also gonna take 6 forward damage
02:00:00:2902:00:03:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:00:01:1402:00:02:07Steve [Lashara]So…
02:00:07:0902:00:11:24Dave [GM]and then you’re also going to take an additional 2d6 force damage
02:00:13:0702:00:17:02Dave [GM]which is not a whole lot. So, additional 9 points of damage.
02:00:13:0802:00:19:08Jesse [Father ITYS]which is So it’s
02:00:19:0902:00:22:08Dave [GM]Yeah. So it’s the 26 plus 9
02:00:20:1302:00:21:25Jesse [Father ITYS]26 plus
02:00:22:1802:00:36:12Steve [Lashara]refresh
02:00:29:0302:00:32:11Dave [GM]and no one else takes force damage or is knocked prone because you guys saved.
02:00:31:2802:00:32:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay,
02:00:33:0602:00:34:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh sweet
02:00:33:2202:00:42:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so if you
02:00:36:1202:00:38:08Steve [Lashara]Old Man Jenkins’ ab?
02:00:41:2602:00:43:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]you’ll need to refresh mine as well
02:00:42:1802:00:48:02Jesse [Father ITYS]want to put it down.
02:00:44:0802:00:52:24Dave [GM]If you want to hit the branches going down and take more bludgeoning damage No, I take that back Okay, subtract.
02:00:46:0302:00:47:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, I’m at 85.
02:00:50:1002:00:51:06Jesse [Father ITYS]No, no, I take that back.
02:00:53:2502:01:05:16Dave [GM]I’m going to give you this. Subtract four of those points of damage so give yourself four more points of damage and no not damage return the points of damage and you are hanging in the tree
02:00:54:2902:01:03:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Thank you.
02:01:00:1302:01:02:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]of heal
02:01:00:2002:01:02:26Steve [Lashara]like return it
02:01:02:0902:01:12:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Return and you are there because he
02:01:05:1602:01:08:04Dave [GM]because you took the time to try to hide behind the bridge
02:01:10:2602:01:12:03Dave [GM]okay so he
02:01:12:0002:01:21:18Jesse [Father ITYS]will now do a reaction.
02:01:13:1102:01:15:25Dave [GM]will now use a
02:01:14:1302:01:19:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]how many turns does he have
02:01:19:1902:01:29:09Dave [GM]just one but he has three actions and then he can cast a cat trip So as, yeah, he’s flying. Can’t trip. So that’s already been done.
02:01:23:2602:01:34:06Jesse [Father ITYS]So that was one. Yeah, so his movement is a 2-4-8 interaction.
02:01:24:0002:01:32:21Steve [Lashara]didn’t he already cast cantrip okay so that was one one act action So he has two more regular.
02:01:30:1202:01:39:04Dave [GM]Yeah, so his movement, I have two more regular actions and then I have my bonus action. So as a bonus action I’m going to cut Azure Doorway.
02:01:35:2302:01:38:24Jesse [Father ITYS]So as a bonus action, he’s going to be using Azure Doorway.
02:01:37:2002:01:39:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m actually at 40.
02:01:39:2502:01:49:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The sister is
02:01:42:1802:01:45:14Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s then of the dimensional door in this position.
02:01:42:2802:01:51:28Dave [GM]Zen cuts the dimensional door entrance into an unoccupied space he can see within 60 feet. So he’s gonna enter his Azure Doorways and appear right behind Jacques Bjorn
02:01:47:2802:01:51:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So you’re going to enter his Azure Doorways here right from the dark corner
02:01:49:2002:01:59:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]at the doorway and it’s going to be both of his melee attacks.
02:01:51:1002:01:52:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Beautiful.
02:01:51:2802:02:03:22Dave [GM]um and then he’s going to use his both of his um melee attacks uh the scissors of ishti niyar
02:01:53:0402:01:59:15Jesse [Father ITYS]and then he’s using both of his melee attacks
02:02:04:1502:02:13:17Dave [GM]um and so his first attack is going to be uh crimson and he’s gonna roll his attack
02:02:05:0302:02:08:07Jesse [Father ITYS]So, his first attack is going to be
02:02:07:2602:02:16:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]be 32 to hit.
02:02:09:0802:02:10:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Crimson
02:02:14:1802:02:15:20Jesse [Father ITYS]32
02:02:16:0002:02:23:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]That hits, I’m going to… Does it have to miss? Oh, it has to miss. Okay. So that one hits.
02:02:23:0702:02:26:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay So that
02:02:23:2302:02:29:11Dave [GM]so um so that is goingと be 18 points of damage
02:02:25:2702:02:31:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that is the media.
02:02:27:1902:02:29:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Is going to do 18 points damage
02:02:29:2002:02:30:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
02:02:30:1102:02:39:01Dave [GM]and immediately after taking damage the target must make a dc 22 constitution saving throw as the area inside the wound begins to disintegrate through a vortex the size of
02:02:30:1402:02:32:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Immediately after The damage starts
02:02:34:0702:02:36:12Jesse [Father ITYS]As an area That’s
02:02:38:2302:02:48:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Infrank Uh, so he basically opened up and your body started to sit down.
02:02:39:0102:02:47:28Dave [GM]pinprick uh so he basically opened up a dimension door that’s the size of a pen inside of the cut and your body is starting
02:02:49:0202:02:58:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got to make a what kind of save? I can make that come on very close 19.
02:02:50:2902:02:55:17Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s 22 months a month.
02:02:58:1002:03:05:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, thank you. So you have this happen too. So on the second time, we’re going to take an additional .
02:02:58:2102:03:08:15Dave [GM]19 So you have this happen to you. So on an unsuccessful, you’re going to take an additional 2d4 plus 4 so an additional 15 points of damage
02:03:08:1502:03:17:27Dave [GM]and as long as you do not save for this you’ll have to do this on each turn if you don’t save from this you cannot be healed
02:03:09:0802:03:16:13Jesse [Father ITYS]And as long as if you don’t save from this
02:03:18:0202:03:27:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Now if I say permit is it over okay until you do it again. Okay, got it. Cool.
02:03:19:0502:03:24:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Now, if I say for a minute. If you say for me to the build,
02:03:21:1602:03:24:01Dave [GM]If you save from it it’s over until it happens again
02:03:26:1302:03:29:28Dave [GM]Yes And so he’s also gonna use Azure
02:03:26:2602:03:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes. So he’s also going to be a hacker attack as well.
02:03:27:0902:03:32:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And so keep on doing that as well.
02:03:30:2902:03:32:02Dave [GM]attack as well
02:03:31:2702:03:34:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do I not have a reaction even if I get hit?
02:03:35:2402:03:36:24Dave [GM]27 to hit.
02:03:37:2802:03:42:22Dave [GM]Do you have any reactions? Yeah, what are they?
02:03:38:0302:03:40:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Do you have any reactions?
02:03:38:0402:03:47:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, obviously that hits. I have reactions but as a reaction reduce damage still to you by… That’s Stones Endurance.
02:03:42:0402:03:42:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, start with him.
02:03:46:0202:03:46:11Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:03:47:1802:03:53:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]I can only use it once though and then when a hostile creature misses you which you did
02:03:48:2602:03:49:05Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:03:53:1502:04:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]not okay so we’re okay as far as excellent
02:03:55:0502:04:05:16Dave [GM]Okay. So Azure damage is 17 points of magical damage and that ends his turn
02:03:56:1802:04:01:14Jesse [Father ITYS]So after damage is 17 points
02:04:03:0802:04:10:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you guys
02:04:03:2402:04:05:16Jesse [Father ITYS]And that is his turn.
02:04:05:1602:04:07:20Dave [GM]so he is right behind Jacques Bjorn.
02:04:10:1702:04:11:23Dave [GM]You guys are up!
02:04:10:1702:04:13:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]do I have to do the thing again?
02:04:10:2402:04:21:16Jesse [Father ITYS]You guys are up, so I have to do the thing with him. If you take a turn right now, you’re happy to exit it. And if you fail and stay, get 24-4-2-3.
02:04:13:2802:04:24:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay um
02:04:14:1302:04:21:27Dave [GM]If you take a turn right now you have to try to save from it and if you fail the save, you get 2d4 plus 4 necrotic damage
02:04:18:1902:04:19:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]safe you get
02:04:24:0102:04:32:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’m thinking so anytime
02:04:31:2902:04:36:24Jesse [Father ITYS]So anytime he takes a turn, it’s not an action.
02:04:32:1502:04:39:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]i take a turn turn got it thank you for clarifying
02:04:34:0602:04:45:01Dave [GM]anytime you take a turn yeah. It’s not an action, it’s a turn so you can move and you can take your action, that’s one turn. So you guys are up
02:04:38:1002:04:41:24Jesse [Father ITYS]So you can move, and you can take your actions. That’s cool.
02:04:39:0402:04:47:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]right cool uh
02:04:43:2702:04:45:03Jesse [Father ITYS]So you guys are out there.
02:04:45:2202:04:47:07Dave [GM]free for all, whatever you guys want
02:04:47:0302:04:57:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]he is right by me is he five feet away from me come
02:04:48:0602:04:51:03Steve [Lashara]I start running towards you.
02:04:49:1702:04:50:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Is he?
02:04:51:2302:04:54:25Dave [GM]uh okay, you’re running right towards him yes he’s within 5 feet of you
02:04:51:2802:04:52:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes.
02:04:54:0802:05:01:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]A miracle of a fire.
02:04:57:2902:05:04:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]on oh it’s raining
02:04:59:2902:05:10:12Dave [GM]be careful of the fire wherever you guys were at as well oh yeah nevermind Okay, you’re right. Thank you for that. Yes, the fire is out
02:05:00:0002:05:01:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Be careful of the fire.
02:05:04:0502:05:15:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh yeah. Okay you’re right. Thank you. Yes, the fire because it’ll be known in the future as Fire.
02:05:10:1302:05:15:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Because he’ll be known as a fireman.
02:05:10:1702:05:11:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:10:1702:05:12:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:05:12:0102:05:16:11Dave [GM]because it’ll be known in the future as the fire that was quenched by Zen’s tears.
02:05:16:1902:05:17:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:05:16:1902:05:17:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:05:27:0202:05:29:03Jesse [Father ITYS]As one of your
02:05:27:2402:05:38:22Dave [GM]As one of your turns like you have to use half of your movement to stand up so if you have 20 feet you can move 10 feet but half of their movement is moved to Stand Up from Pro
02:05:30:1602:05:31:08Jesse [Father ITYS]like
02:05:35:2502:05:41:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know, I didn’t hear it.
02:05:40:2002:05:43:07Dave [GM]I don’t know I didn’t hear it because you didn’t say it into the microphone
02:05:45:0802:05:45:17Dave [GM]Okay.
02:05:48:0902:05:51:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the celestial can move 90 feet is he within 90 feet
02:05:51:0502:05:52:08Dave [GM]Yes, he is.
02:05:55:2502:05:56:16Dave [GM]He drifts up.
02:05:57:2802:06:04:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to the back of it um he’s gonna try and bite him or
02:06:02:0502:06:03:12Dave [GM]Alright, sounds good.
02:06:14:1802:06:15:07Dave [GM]Oh, are they?
02:06:14:2802:06:22:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’m gonna cast zephyr strike which allows me to move like the wind and
02:06:22:1202:06:33:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]i don’t provoke any opportunity attacks um and i get advantage on my attack rolls once before the
02:06:25:0202:06:25:19Dave [GM]Okay.
02:06:33:1602:06:40:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]spell ends um and if that attack is successful i get 1d8 extra force damage
02:06:43:0102:06:47:05Dave [GM]So you’re going to turn and actually… What are you going to do then? That’s an attack.
02:06:47:2902:06:56:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’m casting the spell all myself well it’s it’s um yeah so i got to do the thing right okay so let me cast
02:06:51:0702:06:52:11Jesse [Father ITYS]so that’s your action
02:06:54:1002:06:54:23Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:06:54:1102:06:54:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yes.
02:06:57:1402:06:59:19Dave [GM]It’s a DC 20 saving throw.
02:07:05:0002:07:15:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]to me yeah dang it some characters hold on i got pulling
02:07:06:2202:07:12:08Dave [GM]sorry dc 22 saving throw because of that little black hole that’s inside
02:07:11:2202:07:12:11Jesse [Father ITYS]okay
02:07:11:2802:07:13:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]For a girl? No.
02:07:15:0802:07:24:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]back up okay so what is it that i need to roll on constitution come on baby give me this one
02:07:17:2302:07:18:11Jesse [Father ITYS]that you want
02:07:18:0202:07:22:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you want to do with it?
02:07:24:1602:07:35:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]oof i do but i’m not hitting i’m going to use my inspiration and i want to re -roll that Constitution, baby. Come on. Yeah! There we go. 23.
02:07:35:1302:07:47:08Jesse [Father ITYS]okay you save um you no longer feel inside your body like this weight pressure and it’s going to take
02:07:36:0102:07:46:04Dave [GM]okay you saved um you no longer are taking necrotic damage and you feel inside your body almost like this weight of like pressure that’s been sucking your insides into it is just kind of relieved
02:07:46:0402:07:48:13Dave [GM]and it’s almost like your body inflates
02:07:46:1102:07:46:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Awesome.
02:07:47:0802:07:48:00Jesse [Father ITYS]your body
02:07:49:1102:08:01:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so I am going to just take my Corpse Slayer shotgun and I’m right next to you. I’m going to hold it right up to your point blank and I am going to attack with it and it’s going to catch me.
02:08:01:2602:08:03:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ow! Did it again?
02:08:05:0602:08:05:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
02:08:06:2902:08:09:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Where is it? Corpse slayer shotgun
02:08:11:1502:08:12:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s the difference here?
02:08:14:0102:08:15:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay yeah so plus 11 to hit
02:08:16:1502:08:21:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but he’s going to react from the drift
02:08:17:0102:08:18:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah that’s 22
02:08:17:1402:08:28:15Jesse [Father ITYS]22 hits but he is gonna react three times 10 feet okay what does that you’re attacking
02:08:18:2602:08:25:20Dave [GM]22 hits but he is going to react with pro energy drift so he’s going to freeze time in space and he’s going to step 10 feet to the right.
02:08:23:0002:08:24:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]10 feet
02:08:26:1102:08:32:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]what does that do to my attack? Okay
02:08:27:1602:08:28:21Dave [GM]Your attack misses
02:08:29:1302:08:31:23Jesse [Father ITYS]now
02:08:29:2302:08:31:17Dave [GM]because you had it pointed right at his head
02:08:32:2002:08:37:04Dave [GM]and he is now 10 feet away and it was pointing in one direction.
02:08:33:2802:08:39:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Now you can move away, okay?
02:08:40:0702:08:42:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]well then I’m going to move away from you and I
02:08:43:1302:08:46:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]well, and that doesn’t give me opportunity attack when you do that
02:08:45:2602:08:47:26Dave [GM]No, because it’s a teleportation.
02:08:46:0102:08:46:10Jesse [Father ITYS]No!
02:08:48:0202:08:53:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]alright well then i’m just gonna hightail it out of there to get away from your but I think
02:08:55:1102:09:04:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]where’d that spell go? So do I get something out of that spell I’m casting it There’s a Zephyr Strike.
02:09:07:0402:09:15:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Once before the spell ends, you can give yourself advantage on one weapon attack roll on your turn. So can I use that right now with that attack or?
02:09:15:1002:09:24:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh if you use it basically It doesn’t matter
02:09:15:2002:09:22:08Dave [GM]If you use the advantage it’s basically just saying you’re like rolling and taking a higher number
02:09:23:0502:09:27:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It doesn’t matter though. Okay awesome. Okay cool.
02:09:23:2702:09:26:10Dave [GM]it doesn’t matter at this point
02:09:27:1502:09:30:08Dave [GM]does the celestial dragon want
02:09:27:1902:09:35:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um yes i think so
02:09:49:2802:09:56:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So help me understand this, Dave. One of the actions that Celestial can take is change shape.
02:09:57:1302:10:08:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It can basically turn into anything. This says in its new form it retains most of its statistics but its AC movement modes strength dexterity and other actions are replaced by those of the new form.
02:10:07:0502:10:22:24Jesse [Father ITYS]terms of whatever it
02:10:07:2902:10:18:29Dave [GM]if it turns into a bear what a bears stat sheet is takes on whatever that is or if it can turn into anything that’s straight up owlbear
02:10:14:0402:10:14:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay
02:10:19:2902:10:24:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Mm-hmm
02:10:20:1902:10:23:22Dave [GM]dragon and then that’s the stat sheet that it has
02:10:22:2402:10:26:13Jesse [Father ITYS]is.
02:10:25:1402:10:27:25Dave [GM]whatever his hit DC is
02:10:25:1902:10:37:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]whatever so then yeah it gains any statistics and capabilities um except class features the new form has but it lacks
02:10:37:2602:10:49:12Dave [GM]so it’s not class features if you turn into basically a dragon and you can use that I would say what’s the level at which it can turn into because I think it just has to be
02:10:38:0002:10:49:21Jesse [Father ITYS]So I would say like what’s a .
02:10:49:1202:10:51:06Dave [GM]creature, it can’t be monster
02:10:53:1002:10:54:10Steve [Lashara]it’s a CR level
02:10:54:0302:11:00:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It says uh can morph magically morphs into a humanoid or beast that
02:11:00:0602:11:16:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]has a challenge rating equal or less than its own so so
02:11:01:1202:11:13:25Dave [GM]so your cr rating is is that calculated by yeah okay
02:11:08:1902:11:12:02Steve [Lashara]be his creatures like the coaddles
02:11:13:2502:11:15:26Dave [GM]yeah so whatever that
02:11:14:2202:11:16:08Steve [Lashara]coaddle
02:11:16:2102:11:26:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is that four is that the where’s that a different number okay i’m wondering if
02:11:23:1402:11:25:16Steve [Lashara]I don’t have it in mine, so
02:11:26:1602:11:30:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m wandering if he can turn into a copy of zen
02:11:30:0602:11:44:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that would be higher dang
02:11:34:0402:11:36:03Steve [Lashara]your challenge rating would be higher than
02:11:36:1002:11:40:15Dave [GM]challenge rating is what am I CR rating? It’s 23.
02:11:40:2202:11:41:09Steve [Lashara]Yeah
02:11:44:1102:11:49:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it it was gonna be so cool all right never mind
02:11:44:2802:11:45:15Dave [GM]yeah so
02:11:45:1502:11:46:29Steve [Lashara]That’s a good idea though
02:11:49:0502:11:55:16Dave [GM]could turn into a CR 6 rating of me which would have been when I was back when I was cutting hair
02:11:57:0202:12:02:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]a younger self of him and then I can still bite him
02:11:57:2602:12:01:02Steve [Lashara]Zen What have you done to us?
02:12:02:0702:12:05:04Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:12:02:0702:12:05:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:12:02:1502:12:09:04Dave [GM]well no what you could do is you could turn in to me and then try to have a conversation with me because your charisma is great
02:12:03:0602:12:04:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:12:04:2302:12:06:05Jesse [Father ITYS]That would be a swaddle.
02:12:07:2002:12:08:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:12:11:1102:12:12:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay
02:12:13:0802:12:14:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]let me think about it
02:12:14:0802:12:16:06Steve [Lashara]Okay While you’re thinking should I go
02:12:16:1102:12:16:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
02:12:16:1302:12:17:06Dave [GM]go for it
02:12:18:0402:12:18:20Steve [Lashara]Alright
02:12:18:0402:12:18:24Jesse [Father ITYS]All right.
02:12:18:0502:12:25:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]See, this is what’s nice about doing it all at once. While someone has to think, I like that a lot
02:12:25:2902:12:37:04Steve [Lashara]I ran toward you to my maximum movement. And then as I go, I take out my cooking utensils and I toss them into the air
02:12:28:1802:12:28:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep.
02:12:37:0402:12:39:07Steve [Lashara]and Conjure Barrage off of them.
02:12:38:2902:12:40:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, alright, I love this spell
02:12:40:2602:12:49:02Steve [Lashara]So like knives, forks, I think a meat tenderizer is in there. So you’ve got to succeed on a dex saving throw?
02:12:49:0502:12:49:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]exactly
02:12:49:2002:12:50:20Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s it, okay.
02:12:50:1002:13:00:26Dave [GM]well you guys definitely know where my weakness is but a 22 I actually rolled a nat 19 on that oh my gosh
02:12:53:1002:12:54:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, we do.
02:12:54:0202:12:55:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:12:54:1302:12:56:28Jesse [Father ITYS]but a 22
02:12:56:0302:12:56:23Steve [Lashara]Ah dang.
02:12:56:1802:13:01:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh man, son of a…
02:12:56:2002:12:57:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Come on!
02:12:58:2702:13:04:13Jesse [Father ITYS]oh my god what does that yeah it will
02:13:00:2602:13:02:11Dave [GM]does that save
02:13:03:1702:13:05:29Steve [Lashara]Yeah, it will. So you take half damage.
02:13:04:1102:13:06:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]You still get half damage though.
02:13:06:0802:13:11:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean
02:13:10:2902:13:17:08Steve [Lashara]I mean, it was nine, but yeah, so you take four damage. But I’m not done for my second action.
02:13:19:2502:13:25:24Steve [Lashara]So I toss those in the air and whisper it and it starts creating this little hailstorm of knives
02:13:23:0302:13:35:21Jesse [Father ITYS]but that’s
02:13:25:0902:13:27:08Dave [GM]and me tenderizers
02:13:28:0002:13:37:16Steve [Lashara]and teaspoons. And he’s like, ow? I think but that’s enough to distract you so that
02:13:36:1802:13:40:04Jesse [Father ITYS]while that
02:13:38:0202:13:38:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]alright.
02:13:39:1602:13:51:11Steve [Lashara]while that’s distracting you, I scoop up a rock and inscribe a glyph of warding on it and essentially turn it into an impromptu grenade and I just throw it at you
02:13:51:1202:13:59:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Do it every
02:13:56:1302:13:57:01Steve [Lashara]no
02:13:58:1802:14:10:08Steve [Lashara]so I picked up a stone this will rock you i’m gonna chuck it at you um and deck saving deck saving throw
02:14:10:0802:14:18:08Steve [Lashara]all right
02:14:11:2802:14:12:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Never.
02:14:16:1902:14:17:18Dave [GM][laughter]
02:14:16:2402:14:18:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh man
02:14:16:2902:14:17:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:14:16:2902:14:18:17Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:14:17:0202:14:18:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh man!
02:14:18:0802:14:24:21Steve [Lashara]so you’re going to take half um fire damage of 5d8
02:14:22:1102:14:26:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh jeez!
02:14:24:0802:14:30:11Dave [GM]jeez just hand grenaded me
02:14:27:1602:14:35:02Steve [Lashara]so five yeah yeah just a little bit of napalm in the morning so 15 damage on that one
02:14:31:0102:14:32:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:14:31:0902:14:39:06Dave [GM]oh my gosh 15 points of damage ouch okay that sucks Okay.
02:14:31:1502:14:33:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh my god…
02:14:35:0202:14:42:03Steve [Lashara]And then for my dog,
02:14:35:2702:14:36:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay
02:14:39:0402:14:43:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Um And then forward to my dog So
02:14:42:0302:14:49:00Steve [Lashara]Peeve is going to use his action to dash forward.
02:14:48:2902:14:49:24Dave [GM]Go for it.
02:14:52:0102:15:01:01Steve [Lashara]That way he’s engaged with you but he doesn’t have two actions so it just comes in and starts growling menacingly.
02:14:59:2202:15:00:13Dave [GM]Got it.
02:15:03:1902:15:10:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so here’s what’s happening. um so the celestial is going to he’s not going to be like right next to him but he’s gonna
02:15:10:2602:15:20:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]be within like his line of sight uh steve’s buddy there um he’s going to change shape
02:15:12:0402:15:12:13Dave [GM]Uh-huh.
02:15:18:0402:15:18:10Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:15:20:0102:15:29:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]into the younger zen yeah we’re gonna do it and he is going to take whatever stats he has, charisma he has. I mean, he’s…
02:15:21:0602:15:23:12Dave [GM]Oh, okay. I love this.
02:15:28:0502:15:39:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so Xan at that time plus 7. So whatever your charisma roll is has 7 and I will
02:15:28:2002:15:34:06Dave [GM]Okay, so Zen at that time had a plus seven to charisma.
02:15:35:0602:15:40:29Dave [GM]So whatever your charisma roll is, add seven to it and I will also let you make…
02:15:40:2802:15:52:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, so if you re -referred your picture of a section or this one you should do exactly what
02:15:40:2902:15:51:22Dave [GM]So if you’re proficient in, like, deception or persuasion, I’ll let you roll those.
02:15:51:2302:15:57:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen’s gonna look over his shoulder where Father Idiot take a double-take and be like There are two of them!
02:15:52:0002:15:52:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay.
02:15:56:0902:15:56:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Who won’t?
02:15:58:1502:16:01:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, deception is plus nine, and persuasion is plus ten.
02:16:01:2202:16:02:05Dave [GM]Okay.
02:16:03:2402:16:06:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m rolling for both of those? You say?
02:16:05:1302:16:09:08Dave [GM]Yes. No, go ahead and just roll for persuasion. You just want to talk to him?
02:16:06:0902:16:09:09Jesse [Father ITYS]No go ahead and just… Do you wanna talk to him?
02:16:10:2702:16:17:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to attempt to distract him. i’m gonna talk to him and basically say like what are you doing this isn’t
02:16:13:0702:16:13:12Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:16:15:0102:16:15:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Do text
02:16:15:0502:16:15:28Dave [GM]Do Deception.
02:16:17:0202:16:23:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]this isn’nt you yeah yeah yeah uh-huh yeah
02:16:17:1102:16:22:11Dave [GM]You’re going to almost appear as your younger self and try to convince me that I’m doing bad things.
02:16:18:1302:16:19:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Almost like Exactly
02:16:21:1902:16:24:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]My gosh. It’s like I’m looking in the mirror
02:16:25:2602:16:27:02Dave [GM]Look how handsome you are.
02:16:27:1302:16:30:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
02:16:29:1902:16:40:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]holy crap oh did it get a luck I can roll again yeah luck
02:16:37:0402:16:38:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Anybody get that reference?
02:16:40:0702:16:40:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]I guess.
02:16:41:2302:16:47:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s like I’m looking in the mirror. Tell me, Johnny, is your mother still hanging out of Dockside bars?
02:16:41:2702:16:43:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, well good, you got luck. You got it!
02:16:45:0602:16:46:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh good
02:16:47:2902:16:55:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh a 14 oh wait plus 7 is that
02:16:50:1902:16:53:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, I’m gonna make a cheating card and say fuck.
02:16:50:2402:16:51:22Dave [GM]14 okay i’m gonna make
02:16:56:0902:17:08:08Steve [Lashara]it will not matter yeah but you got
02:16:56:2402:16:57:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes, we’ll add seven.
02:16:57:1202:16:59:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m adding oh sorry
02:17:00:1802:17:02:24Jesse [Father ITYS]So you’re 18, plus 7?
02:17:07:2002:17:17:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh I see what you’re saying okay but I rolled I’m confused sorry got lost I thought I’m rolling for persuasion but I’m
02:17:17:1902:17:19:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]adding 7 to this
02:17:22:0102:17:26:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh ok so it’s 5 plus 9 plus 7
02:17:27:1002:17:38:20Dave [GM]yes five plus nine plus seven is 14 plus 7 21 you’re the one that did the amazing like English
02:17:28:1102:17:40:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]whatever 22 okay
02:17:34:1902:17:36:05Steve [Lashara]why do you keep looking at me
02:17:35:2502:17:36:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:17:36:2402:17:39:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:17:37:0302:17:39:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:17:38:0102:17:49:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]one, eight, ten,
02:17:38:0202:17:40:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:17:38:1202:17:39:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:17:38:2002:17:46:05Dave [GM]math major so you’ve got a 21 so it’s competing he is looking at this and he’s like
02:17:39:1102:17:40:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:17:40:2202:17:54:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay
02:17:48:1902:17:50:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:17:49:0802:17:50:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:17:49:0802:17:50:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:17:49:0802:17:50:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:17:49:2602:18:00:14Dave [GM]so damn handsome so he is enamored but not quite convinced to have a conversation yet but you can try every
02:17:52:0202:17:53:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, I see what you’re saying.
02:17:53:1502:18:04:23Jesse [Father ITYS]So he is doing
02:17:54:1802:18:03:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]cool
02:18:03:1002:18:08:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay so he’s doing that trying to distract um i’m gonna move
02:18:09:0202:18:20:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]just a little bit closer within 30 feet of him so maybe in front of this building here you know how like crunk moves along like the wall yeah it’s what’s happening here
02:18:12:0502:18:17:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do it real swatty-like, though. Make sure your walk is just on par.
02:18:15:2402:18:19:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Do you know how it looks like a little bit of an animal?
02:18:18:2002:18:19:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:19:2902:18:22:19Steve [Lashara]Oh, is he singing his own song?
02:18:20:0802:18:31:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh um and then um he’s he’s so he’s not totally distracted like he’s still pretty
02:18:31:2602:18:40:08Dave [GM]i would say he’s not quite distracted but i will give you advantage on your role because this is awesome
02:18:32:0302:18:33:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I would say .
02:18:35:2702:18:43:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I will be ..
02:18:41:2002:18:49:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]strictly because okay well i’m gonna try and cast mage hand and i’m going to go for his scissors
02:18:49:1902:18:49:27Jesse [Father ITYS]OK.
02:18:49:2202:18:50:28Steve [Lashara]Like you’re trying to pick
02:18:49:2502:19:06:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m gonna try yeah i’m not trying to take this um all right so that’s no
02:18:54:2302:19:01:14Dave [GM]all right so that would be a slight hand check and i am going to make a
02:18:55:2502:18:57:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so that would be a slight effect.
02:18:59:0102:19:08:05Jesse [Father ITYS]And I am going to open up
02:19:03:0102:19:03:06Steve [Lashara]second.
02:19:03:0102:19:05:19Dave [GM]my passive perception check
02:19:06:0102:19:06:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]plus zero
02:19:07:0902:19:19:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh but i have plus three to spells yep um
02:19:10:1202:19:12:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]if you need to.
02:19:13:0402:19:14:08Steve [Lashara]He already did.
02:19:19:2602:19:26:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m rolling for sleight of hand okay i have a plus three because of my amulet It’s fine.
02:19:27:0602:19:36:28Dave [GM]five okay so your hand kind of like snakes through all this stuff sneakily as it goes up and as it grabs the scissors you notice that
02:19:27:1802:19:36:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, okay. So your hand kind of snakes through all the steps and as it grabs the scissors notice that
02:19:27:2502:19:28:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:19:36:2802:19:42:12Dave [GM]uh and you can kind of sense it through your mage hand it like it’s it’s actually trying to go into
02:19:39:2902:19:41:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:19:40:0102:19:49:26Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s actually trying to go into the scissor hole And all of a sudden, the fingers that were castigated disappeared.
02:19:42:1202:19:49:26Dave [GM]the scissor holds and all of a sudden the fingers that were attached to your maged hand um disappear
02:19:49:2602:19:59:26Dave [GM]into an ethereal plane so um yeah so they so your your your maved hand has three fingers
02:19:50:1702:19:53:16Steve [Lashara]snip snip
02:19:50:2602:19:51:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:19:51:0602:19:52:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:19:52:0502:19:52:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:19:55:1902:19:59:03Jesse [Father ITYS]So your mage hand has…
02:20:00:1702:20:01:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh it’s still there though
02:20:01:2702:20:02:21Jesse [Father ITYS]It is still there!
02:20:03:1702:20:08:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it’s missing two fingers okay cool alright
02:20:09:1402:20:13:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m kind of mad that this hasn’t been working so I’m just going to cast
02:20:15:0102:20:17:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah alright let’s see Go for it.
02:20:15:0402:20:15:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Firestorm
02:20:15:0802:20:16:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, all right. Let’s see it.
02:20:16:1202:20:17:02Dave [GM]let’s go for
02:20:16:2402:20:18:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because he’s a little bit alone or
02:20:18:1102:20:22:22Steve [Lashara]well my dog is there but I don’t let that deter you
02:20:22:2102:20:23:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s a dog!
02:20:24:1702:20:30:01Dave [GM]right good we got some firestorm come on this is a little music oh yeah i can feel it
02:20:27:2402:20:33:17Steve [Lashara]how many nippers new groove
02:20:32:1902:20:43:16Dave [GM]uh yeah yeah let’s just you know how did that work out i don’t know by all means didn’t make any sense yeah he’s got a point well then uh be gone
02:20:32:2902:20:40:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, we should make these a lot of fun.
02:20:38:1902:20:41:04Steve [Lashara]oh no he’s got to
02:20:41:0202:20:42:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, yeah, exactly. A little bit uh…
02:20:43:2802:20:46:22Steve [Lashara]Or however I get rid of it. Oh, that’ll work.
02:20:43:2902:20:44:27Jesse [Father ITYS]…or all of them.
02:20:48:1102:21:00:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]actually yeah firestorm we’re gonna cast Firestorm on him um and zen has to make a dex save 15 okay
02:21:00:0102:21:09:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m taking out some anger because my other spells
02:21:02:1102:21:03:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yay!
02:21:02:1302:21:02:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Woo!
02:21:03:1902:21:07:15Steve [Lashara]That’s what I was hoping for when I chucked that grenade at him
02:21:09:1202:21:13:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]did not work so i’m pretty upset so he gets to take 70 10
02:21:13:1102:21:21:17Jesse [Father ITYS]17 Okay, so as this gets passed, I
02:21:14:1402:21:17:09Dave [GM]okay so he as this gets cast
02:21:15:1602:21:19:14Steve [Lashara]Okay, so my dog needs to dodge this too, right?
02:21:18:1402:21:22:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]actually he’s gonna take eight because i’m going to use an eighth level spell for this
02:21:21:1702:21:29:11Jesse [Father ITYS]am
02:21:22:1902:21:39:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s gonna take eight I know
02:21:23:2602:21:24:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Run.
02:21:25:0602:21:34:03Dave [GM]am go go ahead and roll damage um i’m going to use as that hits i’m
02:21:29:1102:21:38:12Jesse [Father ITYS]going to
02:21:34:0302:21:45:11Dave [GM]yeah i’m gonna take the hit um iam going to us the crimson teleport um as that hit so how many points of damage is 44
02:21:38:1202:21:44:10Jesse [Father ITYS]use the teleport as that hits down.
02:21:39:0602:21:57:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]dang it 44 sorry
02:21:45:1102:21:55:07Dave [GM]fourth okay so i
02:21:54:2902:21:56:09Jesse [Father ITYS]My dog is still alive.
02:21:55:0002:21:56:08Steve [Lashara]My dog is still alive
02:21:55:0702:22:05:22Dave [GM]am so on crimson teleport zen cuts a dimensional door he passes through a pressurized dimension exiting up to 30 feet away in an unoccupied space uh the pressure
02:21:57:2802:22:09:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well
02:22:05:2202:22:10:02Dave [GM]right exit causes a concussive siphon each creature within 15 feet of his destination
02:22:09:0502:22:16:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]depending on depending on
02:22:13:1102:22:15:07Steve [Lashara]My puppy’s no longer okay.
02:22:15:1102:22:16:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:22:15:2002:22:16:10Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:22:16:2602:22:35:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he goes holy
02:22:17:0302:22:25:07Dave [GM]so I am going to up to30 feet so um and within 15
02:22:20:0702:22:22:05Steve [Lashara]How far away did you say? 30?
02:22:25:0702:22:33:27Dave [GM]feet if i land here boom so those three creatures have to make a saving throw the saving throw is
02:22:31:1902:22:35:21Jesse [Father ITYS]saving throw? The saving throw is a DC-22
02:22:33:2702:22:47:11Dave [GM]dc 22 intelligence saving throw okay
02:22:35:0002:22:47:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]proficiency
02:22:35:2102:22:49:02Jesse [Father ITYS]intelligent. Do I
02:22:47:1102:22:53:17Dave [GM]uh are you within you’re not within 15 feet
02:22:47:1802:23:02:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]bonus i got
02:22:48:1202:22:49:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do I need to roll this thing?
02:22:50:1002:22:58:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Are you within are you kidding me? Yes!
02:22:50:2602:22:52:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:22:53:1402:22:55:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I am not within 15 people.
02:22:53:1702:23:00:29Dave [GM]are you freaking kidding me how on earth oh
02:22:54:2102:22:57:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:22:55:0102:22:56:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:22:55:0102:22:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:22:57:0602:22:58:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes!
02:22:59:0102:23:01:04Steve [Lashara]That’s the power of science, yo!
02:23:00:2302:23:03:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]She’s a gnome, she’s tiny.
02:23:02:0302:23:02:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Science!
02:23:02:2102:23:10:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i got
02:23:04:1802:23:06:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s screaming science.
02:23:06:0202:23:07:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:23:06:1402:23:16:10Dave [GM]gosh we’re good 27 are you kidding me i got an it okay so the celestial fails and the dog
02:23:07:0302:23:10:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Like crackle through the sky. You’re kidding me.
02:23:07:0802:23:09:08Steve [Lashara]Lightning crackles through the sky.
02:23:09:0802:23:09:28Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:23:10:1602:23:18:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]a 19 for the celestial it’s okay
02:23:11:2602:23:13:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so the dog fails.
02:23:13:2602:23:19:01Steve [Lashara]Oh and the dog he got a 4
02:23:18:1402:23:29:08Dave [GM]okay so they don’t fail as well is there anything else within 15 feet or am I just okay so um they are going to take 66 psychic damage
02:23:18:1802:23:52:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s got a pretty decent amount his
02:23:18:2602:23:20:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:23:20:2502:23:21:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Is there anything else?
02:23:24:0202:23:32:27Jesse [Father ITYS]No. So they earned a 6 damage, 22
02:23:24:0702:23:32:19Steve [Lashara]that’s number two eleven
02:23:29:0802:23:37:25Dave [GM]um so 22 points of damage 11
02:23:29:2102:23:32:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey Lear are you ready? You ready?
02:23:32:2202:23:37:09Steve [Lashara]so eleven for
02:23:32:2702:23:50:07Jesse [Father ITYS]points of damage with 11, and psychic
02:23:37:0902:23:50:05Steve [Lashara]exploded the
02:23:37:2502:23:46:05Dave [GM]for lashara uh uh he took the full 44 points of
02:23:39:2802:23:41:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]How much damage did Zen take on that?
02:23:46:0402:23:47:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Beautiful well done.
02:23:50:0502:23:56:16Steve [Lashara]dog psychic damage on the automaton robot dog
02:23:52:0502:23:53:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Splody
02:23:52:1502:24:00:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]head just explodes so
02:23:57:1102:24:07:28Jesse [Father ITYS]And so if 3 creatures take damage to this, I then regained 60 petaverses.
02:23:57:2202:24:01:23Dave [GM]if three creatures take damage so three creatures took damage
02:24:00:2902:24:14:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]how
02:24:05:0402:24:09:27Dave [GM]i zen regains 60 hit points while siphoning off their life force
02:24:10:2602:24:11:17Steve [Lashara]okay
02:24:14:1102:24:18:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]do we uh how do we beat this guy you guys I already
02:24:17:0902:24:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS]legendary action is kind of obvious.
02:24:17:1402:24:26:13Dave [GM]okay so legendary actions I don’t know if you guys know how these work but it’s a point by system so I have points that I can buy into these I don’ t get to use them all the time
02:24:22:0102:24:29:13Jesse [Father ITYS]so i have points that i buy in these and i have to charge those points
02:24:27:0802:24:36:19Dave [GM]and i have to recharge those points if i want to use it again so i have to use an action to recharge it and then i roll dice to see how many recharges i get
02:24:29:1302:24:39:23Jesse [Father ITYS]so i have to attack and then i both dice you guys
02:24:30:1002:24:31:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]How do you recharge?
02:24:36:1902:24:45:18Dave [GM]and then i can possibly use it on the next time just so you guys don’t know how legendary actions work that’s how they work so they don’t happen all the time but i like that one i think
02:24:39:2202:24:41:11Steve [Lashara]it yeah
02:24:39:2302:24:45:03Jesse [Father ITYS]don’t so they don’t happen but i like
02:24:41:1602:24:42:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Got it.
02:24:45:1802:24:50:06Dave [GM]it’s dope uh i sent them all to you
02:24:51:2302:24:53:15Steve [Lashara]I mean, I looked over them.
02:24:52:2402:24:54:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:24:53:1802:24:55:12Dave [GM]i skimmed it
02:24:53:2202:24:54:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I saw the
02:24:55:0102:24:56:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:24:55:1902:25:04:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Listen, listen You sent like 12 Even if I did look over them I’m not going to remember that
02:24:55:2902:24:56:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]pictures
02:24:59:1402:25:11:08Jesse [Father ITYS]well yeah even if i did before i’m not gonna remember that’s going back okay so Well, Madjagan jumps into the defensive line fight. What are you going to do?
02:25:02:0702:25:03:06Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:25:05:1002:25:15:04Dave [GM]okay so old man jenkins jumps into the fight uh what are you gonna do jenkin’s 60 feet away
02:25:06:1202:25:07:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:25:08:2702:25:09:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s one turn
02:25:09:2502:25:21:20Steve [Lashara]Have you used your
02:25:11:2702:25:12:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So I am…
02:25:21:2002:25:25:20Steve [Lashara]reaction for this round? Was that what the teleportation was?
02:25:26:2002:25:37:13Dave [GM]use chronogy drift yes i have used but but but okay i i have a couple reactions
02:25:26:2102:25:32:22Jesse [Father ITYS]use shooting yourself in the back
02:25:29:1502:25:30:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes
02:25:30:1902:25:33:05Steve [Lashara]No more shooting yourself in the back old man.
02:25:34:0602:25:38:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Maybe And I have a couple of gaps Go ahead!
02:25:34:1302:25:34:21Steve [Lashara]Maybe.
02:25:37:1302:25:45:01Dave [GM]but that’s fine go ahead kill me do do whatever you say do whatever
02:25:40:0202:25:42:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes hit him hard
02:25:40:1902:25:41:24Steve [Lashara]Do what you can.
02:25:41:0302:25:43:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, but he’s just Do whatever
02:25:42:1002:25:46:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah do it no he kind of used i think he used
02:25:45:0102:25:52:16Dave [GM]you want to do because i can always fail okay okay a dc 20.
02:25:45:0702:25:49:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay I can always fail. I’m casted this, but you do have to roll a 10.
02:25:50:1102:25:51:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Dex
02:25:50:2402:25:52:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, it’s easy 20.
02:25:52:1602:25:59:27Dave [GM]okay so um dex dex 20 on disintegrate
02:25:57:1002:25:57:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Dex 20?
02:25:59:0102:26:00:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]good luck
02:26:00:0702:26:09:18Dave [GM]are you kidding me okay um uh i
02:26:03:2602:26:04:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, um…
02:26:06:1202:26:07:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:26:09:1802:26:20:29Dave [GM]okay so i am what what level is it eight level eight okay so i am i’m gonna use azure candle spell again um but i’m
02:26:09:2402:26:13:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so I am… What level is that? 8?
02:26:14:1902:26:17:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Level 8. Okay, okay. So if I am going to be…
02:26:20:1002:26:27:01Jesse [Father ITYS]That means I will…
02:26:20:2902:26:31:24Dave [GM]going to uh do it at disadvantage this time that means i roll an intelligence i roll it intelligence twice so first one is
02:26:21:0802:26:29:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]two times and takes the lower of the two
02:26:27:0802:26:28:17Steve [Lashara]He’s got to roll twice.
02:26:29:1502:26:29:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh.
02:26:31:2402:26:33:29Dave [GM]oh dude I
02:26:32:0302:26:33:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]wait
02:26:33:1102:26:36:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, dude. No, not until it takes me off deck.
02:26:34:0902:26:36:05Steve [Lashara]Not intelligence, Dex.
02:26:36:1602:26:48:10Dave [GM]I hate you guys I definitely failed that one okay roll damage
02:26:46:1802:26:48:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, okay! So we’ll do it.
02:26:47:2002:26:48:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:26:47:2902:26:49:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:26:50:0802:26:53:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I still have to roll a deck. finally
02:26:50:2402:26:51:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Sweet!
02:26:51:0302:26:54:05Dave [GM]12 into 7 that doesn’t bode well
02:26:52:1602:26:55:08Jesse [Father ITYS]That is 9
02:26:53:2302:26:55:06Steve [Lashara]You gotta…
02:26:55:2902:26:57:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:26:55:2902:26:57:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:26:56:0202:26:57:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]holy crap
02:26:56:1102:26:57:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Holy shit
02:26:58:1802:27:06:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]are there some sound effects for this
02:26:59:0802:27:02:05Steve [Lashara]Wait, is there any way we could throw a little extra buff on that?
02:27:03:0802:27:04:16Dave [GM]gosh
02:27:05:2102:27:07:09Jesse [Father ITYS]And then i do have a second
02:27:07:1002:27:08:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is any
02:27:07:1402:27:16:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]wait wait remember old town is your town put a little passion into this attack this is my town
02:27:09:0502:27:15:16Jesse [Father ITYS]This is true What about this
02:27:11:0002:27:12:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]disintegrate makes squishy sounds
02:27:13:1202:27:14:29Dave [GM]what about
02:27:15:1102:27:15:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:27:17:0402:27:21:01Steve [Lashara]yeah that little crunch at the end
02:27:18:0402:27:22:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]can you play it play it 96 times right
02:27:18:0602:27:20:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]when you mess with old town
02:27:22:1202:27:25:18Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:27:22:1202:27:26:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:27:22:2102:27:23:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:27:22:2102:27:24:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:27:24:1802:27:28:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s just kind of rolling back
02:27:26:0702:27:38:04Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s just kind of rolling backwards. And then I’m just going to catch the plane with you like this.
02:27:26:0702:27:26:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:27:27:0002:27:28:15Dave [GM]He just kind of rolling backwards?
02:27:27:2402:27:36:29Steve [Lashara]16d6 plus 40 so you’re just doing finger guns Adam right
02:27:33:1102:27:34:19Dave [GM]Okay so you’re gonna cast it again.
02:27:36:2902:27:53:19Steve [Lashara]it is
02:27:38:1502:27:41:15Dave [GM]Okay so it’s a dex 20 okay.
02:27:38:2102:27:50:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so is that right pointing it into a direct line where I’m at? It just does everything.
02:27:43:1702:27:49:10Dave [GM]Is that with are you pointing at is the direct line to where I’m at Like what does this spell do?
02:27:53:1902:27:56:12Steve [Lashara]finger guns laser finger
02:27:55:1002:27:57:08Jesse [Father ITYS]The target can be a creature copy.
02:27:56:1202:28:26:13Steve [Lashara]throwing grenades
02:27:56:1802:28:13:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh man
02:28:11:1102:28:15:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so I’m going to use Azure Phone.
02:28:11:1802:28:16:06Dave [GM]Okay so I am going to use I’m gonna use Azure Counterspell one more time
02:28:13:2502:28:29:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]wouldn’t that be a trip maybe we
02:28:18:2702:28:24:00Dave [GM]Oh, my gosh. Freaking weird dex bullshit.
02:28:26:1302:28:28:16Steve [Lashara]dodge this old man
02:28:28:0702:28:30:00Dave [GM]Okay, so that’s a nine.
02:28:28:0902:28:37:06Jesse [Father ITYS]So that’s an iron step in something else. I am going to be using one of my legendary businesses
02:28:29:2802:28:40:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]were studying something else your stats drenched out a little more yeah
02:28:31:2202:28:37:14Dave [GM]I am going to use one of my legendary resistances.
02:28:31:2402:28:40:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He had a thousand years. I’m surprised he didn’t never stretched Never stretched
02:28:35:2902:28:38:03Steve [Lashara]skipped leg day every day
02:28:37:0602:28:41:13Jesse [Father ITYS]with that business.
02:28:40:0202:28:48:28Dave [GM]And with that legendary resistance, if Zen fails saving throw he can choose to succeed instead. So he is automatically going to succeed on that
02:28:45:1302:28:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So each product is easy, but instead of the Azure Reactor.
02:28:48:2802:28:58:18Dave [GM]but instead of it taking the uh the crimson reaction it’s going to be the azure reaction so i’m gonna roll one d100
02:28:56:0802:28:59:22Jesse [Father ITYS]So I’m going to roll 1-800-60.
02:29:01:2202:29:02:05Steve [Lashara]60.
02:29:02:0602:29:13:15Dave [GM]60 okay so this spell so instead of opening up right behind where kava is at it opens up anywhere within a outside of a 60 foot radius from me
02:29:03:0502:29:13:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so this will help. So instead of opening up right on top of that opens up anywhere outside from crack.
02:29:03:2802:29:13:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]what does that mean oh crap
02:29:13:1502:29:17:09Dave [GM]um how far is everyone from zen
02:29:13:1602:29:21:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’m exactly 62 well i’m under 60 then if you’re 60
02:29:13:2602:29:16:01Jesse [Father ITYS]So how far?
02:29:19:0702:29:19:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]30.
02:29:19:1502:29:21:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Well I’m under 60 and you’re 60.
02:29:20:1502:29:23:02Steve [Lashara]I’m under, I’m like right next to you on like 50.
02:29:22:2502:29:23:17Jesse [Father ITYS]You’re exactly 50.
02:29:22:2702:29:37:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]no i’m probably 55 because i’m one closer than it’s
02:29:27:0102:29:27:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Exactly.
02:29:28:0002:29:28:13Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
02:29:29:1802:29:32:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so you can open up…
02:29:29:2002:29:33:00Dave [GM]Okay, so it’s going to open up It’s going to open up
02:29:37:0002:29:48:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]gonna hit is this a legendary action
02:29:37:0202:29:40:08Steve [Lashara]Wait if you choose to succeed does that mean that you still take half damage?
02:29:42:0802:29:51:03Jesse [Father ITYS]No! Is this a legendary action set? I only have one.
02:29:42:0902:29:45:08Dave [GM]know because the spell travels through the extradimensional plane
02:29:45:2502:29:46:27Steve [Lashara]It’s another redirect.
02:29:46:2202:29:47:26Dave [GM]Yeah, it’s a redirect
02:29:47:1302:29:50:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, dang it.
02:29:48:1602:29:58:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]is that what he’s doing okay until you recharge it we’re close
02:29:49:1102:29:51:15Dave [GM]I only have three of those
02:29:53:0702:29:55:16Jesse [Father ITYS]All I gotta say is that.
02:29:53:2602:30:04:10Dave [GM]All I got to say is if that hit i would be dead so um so instead of that happening what i’m gonna do is as as my third reaction
02:29:57:2502:30:07:26Jesse [Father ITYS]So instead of that happening what i am going to do It is, as my curve reacts I’m going to turn it in 10 feet this way and
02:30:00:0102:30:05:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]If you’d been in the circle he wouldn’t have been able to use plainer travel spells
02:30:04:1002:30:10:17Dave [GM]i am going to chronergy drift 10 feet this way and then i’m going to catch uh jock bjorn with
02:30:07:2602:30:10:28Jesse [Father ITYS]then I’m gonna catch Dr. Moran from the distance
02:30:07:2902:30:08:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So today
02:30:10:1702:30:19:09Dave [GM]this spell zen freezes time in space stepping 10 feet in any direction instantaneously
02:30:11:1002:30:21:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]now what does chroner g drift do what is that and that won’t miss the attack
02:30:14:2002:30:18:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Does that increase his time in space except for 10 feet directly
02:30:21:2902:30:23:09Steve [Lashara]Nightcrawler. Bam!
02:30:23:0402:30:31:28Dave [GM]this is magical so if she’s pointing it at me it’s good it’s i mean i kind of view that as like a homing spell so um and this is only a 10 foot movement
02:30:23:0502:30:26:04Jesse [Father ITYS]This is magical so if he’s at me
02:30:28:2902:30:38:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay all right so how much so the damage is all going to me half damage is going to
02:30:31:0102:30:33:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright so how much
02:30:37:0102:30:41:25Dave [GM]is going to you. So she’s going to roll the full damage and you’re going to take half of it bitch
02:30:38:1802:30:48:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]i haven’t even hurt you that much i’ve lobbied a lot of insults
02:30:43:0602:30:43:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:30:48:0802:30:50:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It was 82.
02:30:48:2202:30:56:12Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to use Stone’s Endurance, which
02:30:48:2802:30:57:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay i’m going to so it’s 41 i’m gonna use stone’s endurance which gives me uh
02:30:57:1902:30:58:05Dave [GM]half damage
02:30:57:2202:31:09:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]reduces the damage dealt to you by 1d12 plus 4. so 41 plus 1d 12
02:31:09:0302:31:10:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]which one is a d12
02:31:14:2502:31:23:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]plus 4 so 40 minus 12 41 minus 12 plus 4 so minus 16
02:31:21:0202:31:21:29Steve [Lashara]plus 4, so
02:31:25:1002:31:31:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m not going to try that is 25 nice job I will take that
02:31:28:2902:31:30:24Dave [GM]all right 25 points of damage
02:31:29:2602:31:30:23Jesse [Father ITYS]25 points in here.
02:31:31:1602:31:34:04Steve [Lashara]wow
02:31:32:1902:31:40:20Dave [GM]and as he redirects this spell he’s just going to look over at jock bjorn and just say i see how much constitution you have
02:31:32:2902:31:43:12Jesse [Father ITYS]And as he redirects his spell, he’s going to be a test because he wouldn’t laugh
02:31:41:2602:31:52:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]you wouldn’t last a day on the sea ya little tiny man you look like a pansy
02:31:52:2802:31:56:23Dave [GM]is that everyone’s turn has everyone gone okay
02:31:53:0702:31:54:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Is that everyone’s turn?
02:31:56:0702:32:03:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey, refresh here so you actually know what I have. Because I’m a lot less than that now.
02:31:56:2202:31:57:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, all right.
02:31:57:0102:31:58:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I think so.
02:32:06:1202:32:10:23Dave [GM]um he’s just gonna look at you and say you know what pansies are the most beautiful flower
02:32:07:2802:32:13:17Jesse [Father ITYS]And he’s going to cast.
02:32:08:1502:32:15:20Steve [Lashara]lilies
02:32:10:2302:32:22:14Dave [GM]And he is going to cast Infernal Fate.
02:32:11:1602:32:12:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:32:19:0602:32:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:32:19:1602:32:20:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:32:22:1502:32:30:04Dave [GM]It’s 120-foot range. Zen cuts a dimensional door entrance underneath a single target within 120 feet of himself.
02:32:30:1402:32:38:23Dave [GM]The target is sucked 90 feet through the infernal plane, emerging 10 feet above where he entered, falling a total of 100 feet.
02:32:33:2902:32:36:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I read this one.
02:32:38:2302:32:46:06Dave [GM]the target must make a dc 22 constitution saving throw and takes 10 d6 bludgeoning damage on a
02:32:42:2502:32:48:14Steve [Lashara]and who’s being targeted
02:32:43:2802:32:47:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Holy crap.
02:32:49:2802:32:50:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Guaranteed.
02:32:49:2802:32:51:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Guaranteed. You shouldn’t have fun!
02:32:51:2802:33:01:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Guaranteeed. I mean by this point you guys have realized Jacques Bjorn is not super smart and does not like Zen.
02:32:59:0602:33:06:11Steve [Lashara]all of that torture i’m sure
02:33:03:2602:33:12:02Dave [GM]i think pansies don’t need to be watered they need to get burned he opens up and you just drop it’s basically like this space opens up
02:33:08:1002:33:08:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:33:08:2902:33:09:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:33:12:0202:33:19:26Dave [GM]flames go behind you and it’s like you’re just falling into a gateway of hell The save is a 22 constitution saving throw.
02:33:15:2402:33:25:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s the save? i got a 20 please
02:33:21:2902:33:23:29Dave [GM]Okay, so you’re going to take…
02:33:22:2902:33:26:17Steve [Lashara]Wait, I can as a reaction throw him an additional three points.
02:33:24:0102:33:28:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, nice.
02:33:25:1602:33:32:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]thank you 23 so is that what half
02:33:32:2102:33:32:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh.
02:33:32:2202:33:56:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]damage then oh okay
02:33:34:1202:33:36:13Dave [GM]Oh, I got to roll it first.
02:33:37:2802:33:40:04Steve [Lashara]Yeah, that was just to see what you dodged.
02:33:40:2802:33:50:26Dave [GM]so if you see you’re adding something to the role, correct? Okay, and how much does that add to it? Just three. So you get a 23 so that makes it so you can save
02:33:41:2102:33:50:21Jesse [Father ITYS]So you’re adding plus 23 so that makes me take.
02:33:44:0302:33:44:24Steve [Lashara]Clash of genius.
02:33:46:2202:33:47:10Steve [Lashara]Just three.
02:33:51:0502:34:00:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, you’ll take half of 56 flooding damage, uh, so 18, 19, 19.
02:33:51:1602:34:02:04Dave [GM]You’ll take half 10d6 bludgeoning damage uh so 15 15 18 19 19 points of damage um
02:33:56:1802:34:13:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]um whoa
02:34:01:1602:34:08:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Um, I just like tap on, uh-
02:34:02:0402:34:11:26Dave [GM]i just like the end of this uh half on on a failed save uh a humanoid killed by this magic rises inscribed with infernal runes at the flesh golem
02:34:11:2602:34:22:24Dave [GM]at the start of zen’s next turn and acts acts immediately after zen in initiative order the flesh bolem is under zen’s control if zen is silenced for 1d4 rounds the rune dissipates
02:34:13:0702:34:15:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]good to know
02:34:13:1302:34:14:22Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:34:14:0302:34:14:28Steve [Lashara]Oh boy.
02:34:22:2402:34:28:10Dave [GM]offering resurrection and healing to the target to half of their total XP if they choose to be resurrected.
02:34:28:2302:34:32:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]hear that guys he’s definitely going to do that to me again
02:34:29:2702:34:30:25Dave [GM]If they choose
02:34:32:2702:34:40:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so I didn’t take any fall damage. Oh, yeah, that was a bludgeon game.
02:34:32:2902:34:34:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:34:34:1202:34:35:20Dave [GM]Okay, yeah
02:34:35:1802:34:46:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]so i didn’t take any fall damage or that was the fault okay you got it let me go yeah nice
02:34:38:0702:34:49:25Dave [GM]oh that was the fall damage the bludgeoning damage is you being sucked it’s basically just like teleporting you 100 feet in the air and dropping you but you’re sucked instead of falling so you can’t use something like featherfall or anything like that to react to it
02:34:41:0702:34:46:10Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s basically like suckers.
02:34:51:1702:34:59:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so that’s that. And then you use the most action to act the doorway.
02:34:51:2002:35:01:22Dave [GM]okay Okay, so that’s that. And then he is going to use his bonus action to Azure Doorway. So he’s gonna teleport 60 feet
02:35:00:0502:35:04:01Jesse [Father ITYS]So we’re just going to total this and…
02:35:01:2202:35:04:26Dave [GM]and you are within 60 feet, correct?
02:35:06:0502:35:06:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah?
02:35:06:0502:35:09:17Steve [Lashara]Everybody is. No, no actually.
02:35:06:1702:35:08:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, no actually.
02:35:07:0902:35:18:28Dave [GM]Okay, no actually I’m just I’m actually just gonna step right up to Lashara first and I’m gonna use this is an Ishtimiyaar and my first attack
02:35:10:0702:35:19:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m actually just going right here for my first attack
02:35:18:2802:35:28:24Dave [GM]is going to be the azure attack um to hit on that nat one uh so it’s a it’s
02:35:19:0102:35:24:08Jesse [Father ITYS]is a hit on that one.
02:35:26:2102:35:27:29Steve [Lashara]womp, a womp.
02:35:28:2402:35:39:03Dave [GM]14 total but okay so he goes over and he he it’s it’s like basically these scissors are
02:35:30:0702:35:31:29Steve [Lashara]That shall not touch me.
02:35:31:2602:35:42:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So he goes over here, and he basically swings
02:35:32:0902:35:32:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:35:33:1002:35:34:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Shant!
02:35:35:1802:35:36:20Steve [Lashara]Shant I say!
02:35:39:0302:35:47:04Dave [GM]are like a um like a prison shiv just you know yeah yeah i know so he he swings across
02:35:42:1902:35:44:29Steve [Lashara]Yeah but I’m short you forgot that
02:35:42:2902:35:51:29Jesse [Father ITYS]across, actually for an hour, goes to cut.
02:35:47:0402:35:58:22Dave [GM]and actually for a nat one uh goes to cut um and yep yep so just like clink like hits it
02:35:51:0202:35:52:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Shant.
02:35:54:1402:35:55:03Steve [Lashara]the pigtails
02:35:55:2802:36:06:02Jesse [Father ITYS]so just like hits it and then kind of bounces off in his mind he’s already traveling so he’s not even
02:35:56:1902:35:58:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:35:58:2202:36:08:13Dave [GM]then uh it kind of just bounces off so in his mind he had already projected that he was going to travel 60 feet away so he’s not even gonna be close anymore so he is gonna jump 60 feet over
02:36:06:0202:36:15:16Jesse [Father ITYS]going to jump over to Father Dias and he’s no wait
02:36:08:1302:36:15:29Dave [GM]to um father idios and he’s going to crimson hit you uh
02:36:14:1502:36:16:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no wait uh
02:36:15:1602:36:18:17Jesse [Father ITYS]you have a reaction
02:36:15:2902:36:22:10Dave [GM]do you have a reaction no read this book
02:36:16:2902:36:19:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, stop. Don’t do it.
02:36:20:0702:36:24:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t think I do yeah can I
02:36:22:1002:36:29:19Dave [GM]first uh if you
02:36:22:2102:36:24:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:36:23:1102:36:23:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:36:23:1102:36:24:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:36:25:2002:36:27:02Steve [Lashara]Here’s a pass along card
02:36:26:2802:36:28:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]talk to him real quick
02:36:30:0302:36:34:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean
02:36:31:1202:36:32:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay
02:36:32:0702:36:33:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, they’re like little dragons.
02:36:34:1102:36:51:10Jesse [Father ITYS]It doesn’t have that much
02:36:34:1202:36:35:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have
02:36:35:1002:36:40:06Steve [Lashara]It doesn’t have like a specific reaction of talking to people but usually
02:36:42:1902:36:45:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no just opportunity attack is the only reaction
02:36:43:0702:36:44:07Steve [Lashara]that’s all it’s got
02:36:45:2702:36:51:07Dave [GM]right so that was in at 20 so a 33 so
02:36:47:0502:36:47:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well
02:36:48:1602:36:59:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh doubled that’s like
02:36:50:2102:36:52:29Steve [Lashara]So much for your faith Just saying
02:36:52:2002:36:54:08Dave [GM]you’re going to take
02:36:53:0702:36:55:11Jesse [Father ITYS]So you’re going to take .
02:36:54:0602:36:55:20Steve [Lashara]Next time just try being short
02:36:55:2202:36:59:19Dave [GM]man 2d 4 plus 10
02:36:59:1702:37:04:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]a ninja turtles when he gets yeah he’s that’s yes thank you
02:37:03:2702:37:07:26Dave [GM]so that’s 30 points of damage
02:37:05:0302:37:27:01Jesse [Father ITYS]So guys, 3 .6, back
02:37:08:2902:37:11:08Dave [GM]and make a dc 22 constitution
02:37:12:0802:37:15:21Steve [Lashara]Oh is this the same thing that you Stab Bjorn with
02:37:14:1202:37:15:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]be fine
02:37:26:0902:37:27:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have to roll a 22.
02:37:30:0602:37:37:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]you when you did that assist okay so
02:37:30:1202:37:31:19Steve [Lashara]I can’t I can help
02:37:31:1502:37:32:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Why did he get that?
02:37:33:0902:37:36:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nope, that’s not going to do it.
02:37:33:2302:37:44:04Jesse [Father ITYS]6. Okay so you killed him? Okay so uh… You had a built-in frame of a black hole that’s set to where it looks like
02:37:34:2102:37:43:29Dave [GM]okay so you failed okay so uh you have a little pinprick of a um black hole that’s that’s uh erupted inside
02:37:43:2902:37:51:16Dave [GM]your skin um you take 2d4 necrotic says plus 13 additional necratic damage and at the beginning
02:37:44:1502:37:44:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]i have
02:37:49:0802:37:58:18Jesse [Father ITYS]All right, oh
02:37:51:1602:38:00:11Dave [GM]each one of your turns you’ll take it again all right i let you go for it guys
02:37:58:1802:38:17:24Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah, I do have
02:37:59:2402:38:07:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh yeah okay is someone prepared well do
02:37:59:2602:38:02:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Somebody kill him! Someone kill him?
02:38:06:1002:38:07:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Let me get out of the way maybe.
02:38:10:1002:38:12:08Steve [Lashara]Yeah it’s not an area of effect
02:38:11:0502:38:16:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But he has some spells and stuff they could redirect to…
02:38:14:2902:38:15:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]other spells
02:38:15:0102:38:17:09Steve [Lashara]Yeah, because we’re now at a new round.
02:38:17:2402:38:23:17Jesse [Father ITYS]other spells but but I’m afraid if I can do it with people who don’t want to get them.
02:38:18:0402:38:20:15Dave [GM]yeah my reactions have reset at the beginning of the round
02:38:19:2202:38:31:16Steve [Lashara]I mean, I could just take a couple of snipes at him Magic Missile!
02:38:21:0702:38:22:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]His reactions are reset.
02:38:28:1202:38:33:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was like, I have what I can really imagine.
02:38:28:2102:38:30:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Because like, I have…
02:38:32:1102:38:34:11Jesse [Father ITYS]You know that I can really adapt to those things so-
02:38:36:1402:38:41:07Dave [GM]uh and you’re a sorcerer so you don’t have any melee attacks right okay
02:38:37:0102:38:38:07Jesse [Father ITYS]And yours is working?
02:38:39:2802:38:41:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, I’m clearly doing it.
02:38:40:0402:38:41:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, absolutely.
02:38:43:0302:38:51:05Jesse [Father ITYS]I also have like three hands and all the different types of
02:38:43:0602:38:47:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I also have like hurting hands as well.
02:38:45:2202:38:47:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, I’m going to actually cast
02:38:51:0402:38:55:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Freedom of Waves And the point of this is To kind of try to knock you prone
02:38:56:2502:39:03:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]But you also take Some bludgeoning damage if you fail You need to do a Strength saving throw
02:39:09:1102:39:19:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]that okay so victor goes to the attacker or the roller let’s establish this right now
02:39:15:1102:39:23:27Dave [GM]attacker i believe okay um steve victory goes to the attacker or the roller
02:39:21:2002:39:23:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Steve, Victor goes for the attacker.
02:39:25:0402:39:26:29Steve [Lashara]so I usually say roller
02:39:25:1502:39:32:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know where that is. All right, let’s get it. So does that hold save item happen?
02:39:25:2102:39:29:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]i usually do too congratulations
02:39:27:2302:39:33:16Dave [GM]okay okay so all right yep okay so i say so is that a full save i don’t take half of any damage
02:39:33:1002:39:38:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]let me double check succeed strength
02:39:38:1302:39:48:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]and fall prone oh it doesn’t say
02:39:48:1902:39:54:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]so doesn’t look like it did much to you other than get you wet crap
02:39:50:0902:39:57:24Dave [GM]uh as that happens as a reaction he casts a cantrip
02:39:54:2702:40:02:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So as that happens at the reaction cast presentation
02:39:58:2602:40:04:02Dave [GM]so that’s one of my reactions but i have to do this he cast prestidigitation to get all the water off
02:39:59:2802:40:09:01Steve [Lashara]as if the rain isn’t doing it that extra bit is too much
02:40:04:0202:40:05:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah okay good
02:40:05:1302:40:07:01Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:40:06:1402:40:11:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, I mean, remember the rain is Scotch part of it all.
02:40:06:2102:40:17:19Dave [GM]well you know i mean remember the rain is is like kind of almost like bouncy yeah it scotch skirted off but this was magical water so um he he was like a drenched cat for a second
02:40:10:0602:40:12:09Steve [Lashara]scotch guarded off of him
02:40:12:1702:40:19:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This was natural water because he couldn’t get it in his skin.
02:40:12:2502:40:18:20Jesse [Father ITYS]This was natural water so he should have…
02:40:17:0802:40:18:23Steve [Lashara]couldn’t handle that
02:40:18:1902:40:24:01Dave [GM]can’t handle it um his hair has to be perfectly clothed in order to continue
02:40:19:2802:40:21:27Jesse [Father ITYS]His hair has to be perfect.
02:40:25:2402:40:29:13Steve [Lashara]We’ll just spend the rest of the game running around and messing his hair.
02:40:27:0502:40:32:20Dave [GM]uh just drenching him with the water no just like use it to get rid of all my reactions
02:40:28:0402:40:29:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Drenching him with hair!
02:40:30:2702:40:32:19Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s like using all my reactions.
02:40:31:2802:40:33:26Steve [Lashara]I summon hair gel.
02:40:35:0902:40:37:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, but he’s with me.
02:40:36:0002:40:38:14Steve [Lashara]I’m going to Oh, go ahead.
02:40:36:2602:40:48:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]well I’m gonna do one more thing and hopefully this is advantageous to everyone else am i 15 feet within 15 feet ok so I’m going to cast also a spell called guardian of nature your skin appears
02:40:48:1302:40:59:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]as barky leaves sprout from your hair and you gain the following benefits. I gain 10 hit points, I get advantage on constitution’s saving throws
02:41:00:1302:41:11:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]and you are in difficult terrain if you’re 15 feet within my range 15 feet yeah
02:41:07:1002:41:09:24Dave [GM]you or out like within range
02:41:08:1402:41:09:23Steve [Lashara]Like within 15.
02:41:09:2202:41:16:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I think it’s over to
02:41:09:2902:41:21:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Is that in a weird way? Dude, he’s been bored for so long. He had no idea. Like oh!
02:41:11:1002:41:12:25Dave [GM]Yeah, I didn’t want to be 15 feet inside you.
02:41:11:2502:41:14:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]no absolutely not
02:41:13:1002:41:14:04Steve [Lashara]I don’t know.
02:41:13:2302:41:15:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:41:13:2302:41:15:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:41:14:0202:41:15:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:41:14:1202:41:15:01Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:41:15:1402:41:18:21Steve [Lashara]Zen swings in all sorts of weird ways and it honestly wouldn’t surprise me.
02:41:17:1902:41:19:19Dave [GM]Dude, he’s been bored for so long.
02:41:17:2902:41:20:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Dude, don’t have a real idea.
02:41:19:1602:41:21:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:41:19:2502:41:21:03Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:41:20:2502:41:22:17Dave [GM]He’s like, oh, a tree? Awesome.
02:41:22:2102:41:23:11Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:41:22:2102:41:25:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:41:22:2902:41:23:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know who it was.
02:41:23:0202:41:31:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]let’s try it out anyways okay Okay, so does that typical train give you any sort of disadvantage
02:41:26:0702:41:27:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Anyways, okay.
02:41:30:0702:41:30:22Steve [Lashara]It rough.
02:41:31:2302:41:38:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]as far as dodging or dodging out of the way of other spells and stuff?
02:41:31:2502:41:35:11Dave [GM]If I try to move towards you, yes.
02:41:31:2702:41:37:23Jesse [Father ITYS]If I try to move yes or die me out of the way. Dex,
02:41:37:1602:41:46:25Dave [GM]But dexterity saving throw, I have disadvantage on Rough Grain. So if you cast anything that’s a dexterty saving throw and I have to move without magical means, yes, it’ll be at disadvantage.
02:41:38:2502:41:45:05Jesse [Father ITYS]so you can cast anything on that for me?
02:41:45:0102:41:48:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’ll be a disadvantage. Perfect. That’s what was my goal. Okay, cool. Awesome.
02:41:47:0502:41:50:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay. Anyone else?
02:41:48:2802:41:49:03Dave [GM]Okay.
02:41:50:0502:41:51:01Dave [GM]Anyone else?
02:41:51:1302:42:03:04Steve [Lashara]Yeah, so I’m going to move close enough So that I can actually hit you And I am going to use My branding Smite on top Of my
02:41:51:2902:41:52:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
02:41:55:0802:41:55:21Dave [GM]Yes.
02:42:05:1702:42:08:14Steve [Lashara]Crossbow That I fire at you
02:42:08:1402:42:16:18Jesse [Father ITYS]That is 23 to hit or
02:42:09:1402:42:20:11Steve [Lashara]Um So that is Either 23 to hit or 18. So 23 to get And take
02:42:17:1302:42:29:18Jesse [Father ITYS]0 .3 to hit, and it’s 4 -0 crossbow,
02:42:21:1102:42:23:01Steve [Lashara]1d8 Plus 4.
02:42:24:2702:42:26:14Steve [Lashara]Plus 2d6.
02:42:28:2002:42:35:11Dave [GM]your crossbow magical or no okay so that is nine points of damage
02:42:29:1802:42:37:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Matt Fuller, yes, so yeah, but I’ll go ahead
02:42:30:1002:42:31:00Steve [Lashara]Yes.
02:42:33:1402:42:40:22Steve [Lashara]That sucked. Yeah, but I’ll go ahead and do the exact same thing. Just charge it up and fire you again.
02:42:42:2902:42:45:07Steve [Lashara]22 to… Nat 20! There we go.
02:42:44:1102:42:45:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey.
02:42:45:0802:42:52:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, okay, 0 .9 hits for Rick,
02:42:46:1202:42:49:09Steve [Lashara]So 29 to hit. 2d8 plus 4.
02:42:51:1702:42:57:14Steve [Lashara]So crit for… So that was 11 plus an additional 10.
02:42:52:1902:43:00:29Jesse [Father ITYS]that was 11 plus 1
02:42:58:2902:43:07:16Dave [GM]21 points of damage total on that okay he’s he’s going to use chronody drift to drift away from that
02:42:59:0202:43:03:21Steve [Lashara]21. Yeah, from my crossbow.
02:43:00:2902:43:05:20Jesse [Father ITYS]from Crossbow, okay he’s gonna use
02:43:07:1602:43:15:25Dave [GM]um to miss it and he yes just the second one um and he is going to appear 10 feet so he’ll be
02:43:09:1802:43:11:02Steve [Lashara]The second one?
02:43:11:0402:43:16:26Jesse [Father ITYS]and he is right here.
02:43:15:2502:43:23:24Dave [GM]right in front of jock yorn right in from jacques yorn he’s yeah right there yeah that was
02:43:21:0102:43:22:26Jesse [Father ITYS]So how did you move?
02:43:22:0502:43:25:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]did you move to get to me? Okay.
02:43:23:2702:43:28:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Just reach out.
02:43:26:2902:43:30:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]The tension is there. Kiss already!
02:43:27:0902:43:29:26Steve [Lashara]Just reach up and caress his head.
02:43:30:0202:43:31:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:43:30:1202:43:31:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:43:32:0802:43:43:09Dave [GM]okay so that’s two reactions down who’s next movement no it’s basically he’s cutting a hole stepping through it and instantly appearing somewhere else
02:43:32:1302:43:41:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so… So teleportation doesn’t affect your movement No it’s basically cutting a hole stepping through it
02:43:34:1402:43:38:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]But so teleportation doesn’t affect your…
02:43:43:2502:43:45:12Jesse [Father ITYS]well no
02:43:44:1202:43:54:11Dave [GM]well no because chronergy is freezing time in space so basically time stops, and I step. It doesn’t matter how long it takes because I’m out of time, and so I step
02:43:46:2702:43:55:08Jesse [Father ITYS]So basically, I’m stopped and I step. It doesn’t matter how long it takes because now And so I stepped to even if it was
02:43:53:0502:43:53:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
02:43:54:1102:44:00:15Dave [GM]even if it was disadvantaged terrain, just take me double as long to make it there
02:43:55:0802:44:04:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes? Wait!
02:44:03:2902:44:04:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Wait, let me get it out of the way.
02:44:04:2402:44:15:15Jesse [Father ITYS]You can move while she’s doing If I’m standing right here My phone would not And by the way
02:44:05:0402:44:05:23Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:44:05:1302:44:06:12Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:44:06:1602:44:08:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]You can move while she’s doing it, go for it.
02:44:06:1902:44:07:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re going to…
02:44:09:0702:44:14:22Dave [GM]yes would not hit me would not hand anyone but me
02:44:14:1702:44:20:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]And by the way It only affects enemies My rupturing Specifies that
02:44:18:2002:44:21:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to cast First hand
02:44:19:2602:44:23:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]8th level
02:44:22:0102:44:23:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Eight levels
02:44:22:1902:44:23:22Dave [GM]holy
02:44:23:0302:44:24:21Steve [Lashara]Eighth level!
02:44:25:1702:44:27:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Dexterity I
02:44:25:1902:44:26:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Dexterity
02:44:26:2902:44:37:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I only have 10
02:44:27:0102:44:28:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hot hands
02:44:35:2202:44:36:21Dave [GM]okay
02:44:37:0302:44:39:26Steve [Lashara]Just doing the U of U shape.
02:44:38:1102:44:47:12Jesse [Father ITYS]So yeah And you’re
02:44:43:0202:44:43:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wow
02:44:46:1602:44:48:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]And you’re at a disadvantage with dexterity
02:44:49:0102:44:52:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait You’re right next to him
02:44:49:0402:44:51:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No no wait
02:44:49:0502:44:50:04Dave [GM]holy
02:44:51:1402:44:56:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re at an advantage With dexterities if you’re within my little Roots
02:44:55:0302:45:00:23Steve [Lashara]Because you came into his garden. You’re in his Garden of Eden, evil.
02:44:57:1002:44:59:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is why I casted it
02:44:58:1202:45:06:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What is that? the thorn
02:45:00:1402:45:09:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is Why I cast it it. Casted is not a real word, right? Yeah, baby!
02:45:00:2902:45:03:04Jesse [Father ITYS]What is that?
02:45:03:2902:45:05:24Steve [Lashara]So he’s got to roll it a second time.
02:45:06:2602:45:13:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay I’m going to cast it it’s ten feet
02:45:09:0102:45:12:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, I’m going to cast it
02:45:12:0302:45:21:15Jesse [Father ITYS]10 they’re not possible okay so
02:45:14:0402:45:15:02Dave [GM]10d6
02:45:15:1202:45:18:01Steve [Lashara]Not plus 40 as well? No, we’re at it.
02:45:17:1802:45:18:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]thank you
02:45:17:2802:45:19:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:45:18:2602:45:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:45:20:1602:45:21:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Still good.
02:45:20:2002:45:24:17Dave [GM]so on I’m 32 points of damage.
02:45:21:1502:45:36:13Jesse [Father ITYS]i’m
02:45:25:0802:45:26:18Steve [Lashara]He’s so close, guys.
02:45:27:0902:45:35:29Dave [GM]Just a second, I’m going to… No, no! I took the damage. You hit me.
02:45:32:2802:45:34:03Steve [Lashara]Yeah, there’s one left.
02:45:36:1302:45:53:29Jesse [Father ITYS]going as a ledger and that
02:45:36:2102:45:40:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I want to do okay so my point
02:45:38:0002:45:42:20Dave [GM]Okay, so I am going to cast as a legendary action
02:45:41:2702:45:51:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]time is going to have friends in review
02:45:46:2202:45:51:21Dave [GM]I’m going to cast Crimson Rebuke
02:45:52:1202:45:54:29Steve [Lashara]Consider yourself rebuked, old man.
02:45:53:2702:46:02:15Dave [GM]and that is in response to being hit by an attack zen utters an infernal rebuke etching infernal runes over the body of his attacker
02:45:53:2902:46:04:20Jesse [Father ITYS]is in response to
02:46:02:2902:46:11:16Dave [GM]dealing six d8 self -inflicted damage so you it’s going to be you roll the 6d8 um but whatever it
02:46:04:2002:46:13:03Jesse [Father ITYS]being So you roll a 68, but whatever it is that you’re attacking.
02:46:09:1902:46:11:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but whatever it is
02:46:11:1602:46:20:26Dave [GM]is you’re attacking yourself 6d 8 this is
02:46:15:2602:46:17:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m like better.
02:46:15:2902:46:17:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I might die
02:46:20:2602:46:29:08Dave [GM]this is gonna be very yearling if you okay 26 points
02:46:25:1202:46:25:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]die
02:46:29:0802:46:35:02Dave [GM]of damage so you take 26 points of damage and then i automatically teleport 30 feet um in any
02:46:34:2602:46:41:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So, I’m going to go right underneath the console.
02:46:35:0202:46:45:08Dave [GM]direction so i’m gonna go uh kill 5 10 15 20 25 30 so right underneath the um yeah right
02:46:35:2902:46:49:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to go the Monument
02:46:36:2402:46:53:08Steve [Lashara]hey has
02:46:40:0902:46:59:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he gave
02:46:44:1702:46:45:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, right underneath.
02:46:49:1602:46:51:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]to the Fallen Nameless Soldiers.
02:46:53:0802:47:07:03Steve [Lashara]your um spirit guardian done anything yet go
02:46:59:1402:47:06:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]him a little bite earlier and then he transformed into an earlier version of Zen and Zen was not convinced but he’s still there to try
02:47:07:0302:47:16:27Steve [Lashara]have him have him go uh try to like trim his beard or something like like one of those really embarrassing like massive miss or cut
02:47:16:2202:47:27:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Or turn him into Lawrence, turn him in one of his former…
02:47:16:2702:47:23:06Steve [Lashara]off the forelock yeah we’re talking like three-year-old found his mom’s scissors kind of a haircut.
02:47:18:1002:47:18:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]him
02:47:22:2702:47:28:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’ve been trying to break his concentration isn’t he doing something with Kava
02:47:27:2302:47:30:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey, turn them into Crengrom or into Lawrence.
02:47:29:1202:47:34:24Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean if you feel his I think he’s pretty close
02:47:31:0702:47:33:07Steve [Lashara]Why would you do this to me?
02:47:32:2902:47:33:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:47:35:0402:47:45:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Remember my son, remember my friend I think we all quoted something different.
02:47:44:1602:47:45:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I did it in
02:47:46:2602:47:49:23Steve [Lashara]I was quoting Hamlet
02:47:48:0302:47:59:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]first I’m going to cast Wall of Fire you know they have well if i uh yes wall of fire it is uh he’s headed over there
02:47:51:1802:47:53:28Jesse [Father ITYS]qualifier where is
02:47:55:2202:47:57:09Steve [Lashara]Awala Faya
02:47:59:2202:48:05:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because it is coming towards you um how do i damage effect says fire
02:48:08:0902:48:10:11Dave [GM]just take into account that it’s raining but that’s
02:48:10:2502:48:16:04Steve [Lashara]He’s just desperately trying to keep every hit point he possibly can
02:48:15:2602:48:24:21Jesse [Father ITYS]no No, you can cast it. It will happen within and that’s I mean
02:48:15:2902:48:25:22Dave [GM]but no you can you can cast it because it will happen but within like a turn it will probably just dissipate and and that’s i mean i mean haley
02:48:21:0702:48:23:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh okay okay okay
02:48:25:2202:48:30:08Dave [GM]is the one that decided to have the rain put everything out that’s not even my decision
02:48:32:1802:48:42:17Dave [GM]uh physics okay science uh it’s science
02:48:34:1902:48:36:11Steve [Lashara]Highly applicable here
02:48:36:1502:48:37:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Science
02:48:37:1702:48:39:06Steve [Lashara]Lashar gives you a thumbs up
02:48:41:1102:48:44:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Is like
02:48:43:1202:48:47:09Steve [Lashara]As lightning crackles every time. It’s alive!
02:48:45:2702:48:55:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um okay actually let’s do let’s do an ice storm
02:48:47:1102:48:48:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay
02:48:57:0202:49:03:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]instead because it’s raining and we can do more damage so this is a 4th level, we’re going to cast it at 7th level.
02:49:02:1302:49:06:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]When you teleport, there’s no attack of opportunity.
02:49:06:2002:49:12:27Steve [Lashara]The whole idea is that attack of opportunity is turning around and running so you give him a stab but when he just
02:49:10:2902:49:19:05Dave [GM]yeah he’s i mean he’s a cr 23 like creature
02:49:13:0802:49:13:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right?
02:49:14:0402:49:15:15Steve [Lashara]nightcrawlers his way away
02:49:19:0702:49:20:04Steve [Lashara]he’s hard to hit
02:49:23:2302:49:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So
02:49:25:1302:49:30:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]where do I find… You have to make a dex saving row but where do I find the
02:49:34:0102:49:35:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]number? Is it
02:49:34:2502:49:37:18Dave [GM]i’ll just roll it because i’m gonna fail it it’s 10 which
02:49:38:0202:49:45:07Steve [Lashara]you go on your spell page and scroll all the way up it should have your modifier spell attack in save DC up at the top of the list
02:49:45:1102:49:45:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]15!
02:49:46:2902:49:53:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sweet. Okay cool so you get to take because this is a 7th level spell 8
02:49:51:2502:49:54:09Steve [Lashara]I have 4th level
02:49:55:2502:49:56:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Me too.
02:49:56:1402:50:01:08Steve [Lashara]But we’re not spellcasters, so it makes sense. But at the same time…
02:49:57:1902:49:58:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]before you get to take
02:50:02:2202:50:05:00Steve [Lashara]I throw a rock that blows up
02:50:06:0202:50:07:23Dave [GM]did a lot of damage what are you talking about
02:50:06:1802:50:09:20Jesse [Father ITYS]See if he dug him That’s pretty perfect.
02:50:07:2402:50:13:07Steve [Lashara]The kitchen utensils? Not as much
02:50:08:0502:50:11:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]That was good, bro.
02:50:10:0802:50:11:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um okay
02:50:11:0902:50:23:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so you get to take 5d8 bludgeoning damage which is
02:50:23:1202:50:32:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]20 and you get to take 4d6 damage as well
02:50:32:2302:50:38:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]which is 9 yeah
02:50:38:0802:50:40:26Steve [Lashara]is making it really intense
02:50:38:1402:50:43:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so with that…
02:50:39:0402:50:46:00Dave [GM]okay so with that um he’s going to use
02:50:40:0502:50:51:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]oh no
02:50:46:0002:50:57:22Dave [GM]his last legendary reaction until he is able to recharge so he is going to use
02:50:54:0002:50:54:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]recharges them
02:50:55:0902:51:07:00Jesse [Father ITYS]So he drops
02:51:02:2202:51:10:05Dave [GM]he’s gonna use Crimson Teleport so he drops out of there and he’s gonna land again right in front of Jock Bjorn
02:51:06:0802:51:15:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]back and forth here
02:51:07:0002:51:14:13Jesse [Father ITYS]out of there Oh! Welcome back
02:51:12:1702:51:14:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh welcome back
02:51:16:0302:51:22:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]welcome back oh you’re still on that
02:51:17:1402:51:21:02Dave [GM]I prefer it to be more of a Lily than a Pansy
02:51:19:1902:51:22:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, that’s still not going to happen.
02:51:22:1602:51:23:25Steve [Lashara]Lillies are good flowers
02:51:22:1702:51:55:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]wait there’s
02:51:24:1202:51:26:25Dave [GM]see I mean science
02:51:26:0402:51:26:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Science!
02:51:27:0502:51:28:10Steve [Lashara]Science proves it
02:51:28:1402:51:37:26Dave [GM]so that is going to be a pressurize exit causing uh that’s of siphon so each
02:51:28:2702:51:34:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]fresh right
02:51:28:2802:51:34:27Jesse [Father ITYS]So, pressurize so
02:51:37:2602:51:43:03Dave [GM]creature within 15 feet
02:51:43:0302:51:52:18Dave [GM]of his destination takes 66 psychic okay so um so that is 18 points of damage for everyone
02:51:47:2802:51:49:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are we dead?
02:51:48:1302:51:49:03Jesse [Father ITYS]so
02:51:52:1802:51:59:25Dave [GM]that is within 15 ft of me there’s no save on it that’s it’s a legendary yeah
02:51:55:2002:51:56:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]no save on that
02:51:56:0802:51:59:04Jesse [Father ITYS]That was like
02:51:58:0802:52:01:13Steve [Lashara]That was like that’s what hit me right he pops in and then
02:52:01:1302:52:12:20Steve [Lashara]when our
02:52:01:2202:52:03:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, I’m dead.
02:52:01:2402:52:07:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh I’m dead Okay so you’re making death saving pro
02:52:04:1202:52:13:15Dave [GM]okay so you’re making death saving throws um you’re fine okay uh
02:52:07:0102:52:11:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m fine you can refresh to see where I’m at though
02:52:09:1602:52:12:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I am at 24 hit points.
02:52:12:2002:52:15:22Steve [Lashara]turn comes I can’t read you never mind
02:52:13:1502:52:23:08Dave [GM]and since i hit three people i regain you guys are the ones that are clumping up into groups of three
02:52:14:1702:52:15:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Don’t worry.
02:52:20:1902:52:27:27Jesse [Father ITYS]you guys are the ones that are pumping up wait, wait, I siphoned my
02:52:22:2902:52:24:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]wait wait wait you get
02:52:25:2002:52:27:05Steve [Lashara]he vampires life
02:52:26:1602:52:31:23Dave [GM]I siphon life off of all of you to which equals 60 points of life energy
02:52:27:2702:52:39:02Jesse [Father ITYS]so I have to be in space that has three people
02:52:32:1902:52:39:29Dave [GM]if three people take the damage so I have to be in a space that has three people within 15 feet
02:52:37:1702:52:38:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah yeah yeah
02:52:39:0202:52:42:12Jesse [Father ITYS]and how much life you get
02:52:40:1202:52:42:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]and how much life do you get
02:52:42:1502:52:43:00Dave [GM]60.
02:52:43:1202:52:43:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]golly
02:52:44:0502:52:47:02Steve [Lashara]by the way that’s the second time he’s done it which means you should have been dead
02:52:47:0302:52:47:18Dave [GM]Twice.
02:52:47:2002:52:48:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]use disintegrate again
02:52:48:2202:52:50:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m dead right now!
02:52:48:2402:52:50:06Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m dead right now
02:52:50:1002:52:53:26Steve [Lashara]now we’ll bring you back we’ll come up and be like wake up and you’ll be like
02:52:53:1002:52:56:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m ready to go I just stepped over you
02:52:55:1402:52:57:27Dave [GM]Jacques just steps over you and just slaps you in the face.
02:52:55:2802:52:56:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m
02:52:56:2602:53:07:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I also have so you can do your
02:52:59:2702:53:00:06Dave [GM]Dung!
02:53:00:1102:53:04:19Steve [Lashara]wait don’t you have one more turn or one more action
02:53:03:0602:53:06:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i do I still have an action
02:53:06:0702:53:09:08Steve [Lashara]so you can do your death saving throw for that turn
02:53:11:2202:53:23:06Dave [GM]No, you have to get back up before you can use your next turn. So you can try to stabilize if you have an action.
02:53:15:2202:53:17:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]or can I use a potion?
02:53:16:0402:53:20:15Jesse [Father ITYS]or you can try
02:53:21:2502:53:27:21Jesse [Father ITYS]if you have an action wait, I haven’t got it
02:53:23:2302:53:25:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I have two actions
02:53:24:0102:53:24:14Steve [Lashara]right
02:53:25:0002:53:26:10Dave [GM]You have two actions left?
02:53:26:0702:53:26:19Steve [Lashara]wait
02:53:26:1602:53:29:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]I haven’t gone yet you just ended your turn right
02:53:27:2902:53:28:15Dave [GM]Okay.
02:53:29:2702:53:33:02Steve [Lashara]no that was his reaction to the ice storm
02:53:32:0402:53:32:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh
02:53:32:0602:53:33:27Dave [GM]That was my legendary reaction, yeah.
02:53:34:0802:53:34:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mmhmm
02:53:35:1702:53:37:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]gotcha wait wait
02:53:36:1002:53:39:16Dave [GM]So you were the only one that had One thing left
02:53:37:1102:53:38:02Jesse [Father ITYS]oh
02:53:39:2202:53:44:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]now it’s your turn Oh, shite. I thought that was your turn.
02:53:41:0402:53:42:09Dave [GM]Now it’s my turn
02:53:42:1402:53:46:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I still have an action sorry because I only cast the one spell on
02:53:46:0602:53:55:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you um i
02:53:48:1802:53:52:08Dave [GM]I cast a Dairy Queen Treat on you
02:53:55:0502:54:06:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]can definitely i can bring you back to life but we’re gonna be like right in front of me but she’s dead
02:54:02:0802:54:06:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think you should probably step away. He can do that again.
02:54:02:0802:54:06:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I think she’s probably going to do that.
02:54:08:1402:54:10:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Kill me, and then step forward.
02:54:10:1602:54:13:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]You don’t have to be right next to him. You can use a healing.
02:54:11:0502:54:22:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]do you have another action does she have another option if i like revive you okay okay all right then i’m gonna
02:54:22:0002:54:26:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]stay here oh my gosh
02:54:23:0402:54:28:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Remember he’s 15 feet within me so he is disadvantaged to dexterity.
02:54:23:0902:54:29:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Remember, he said he didn’t say his name is standing there. Well, that’s what I did.
02:54:27:2602:54:29:29Dave [GM]Well that’s What I did
02:54:28:1402:54:30:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:54:28:1402:54:31:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:54:29:1602:54:30:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]I said within me!
02:54:29:2302:54:31:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:54:31:1902:54:40:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Again, with in him. Within him. It doesn’t mean in me next time. Okay, so as that happens I actually peek my head
02:54:33:0802:54:34:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:54:33:1402:54:34:29Dave [GM]Yes, I am 15 feet
02:54:33:2102:54:36:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]That doesn’t mean in me and then it’s totally different
02:54:35:1502:54:39:11Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:54:35:2502:54:38:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:54:36:0502:54:44:23Dave [GM]Yeah As that happens i actually peek my head out of a little knot in the tree that he’s turned into and just say yeah
02:54:36:1402:54:37:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:54:40:1402:54:49:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m really fresh
02:54:46:0202:54:47:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:54:48:0102:54:55:08Steve [Lashara]i’m really branching out take psychic damage
02:54:50:2302:55:02:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh hey uh Have you gotten to the part on Dungeons & Daddies where if anybody makes a dad joke, they all have
02:54:50:2602:54:52:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh yes
02:54:51:2302:54:56:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]whoa whoa whoa you can leave you can live
02:54:55:1402:54:58:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Have you gotten a part on Dutch’s daddies
02:55:02:0102:55:06:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]to make another dad joke. And if they don’t, they take psychic damage.
02:55:02:1402:55:08:25Jesse [Father ITYS]another daddy They take psychic damage No, I’m sorry.
02:55:07:2702:55:08:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ah, it’s so good.
02:55:09:2602:55:11:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, you’re going to fish.
02:55:11:0202:55:11:15Steve [Lashara]plus
02:55:17:1602:55:22:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]I thought you were going to say this bish. Does that rhyme? This? Bish?
02:55:20:2402:55:23:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Is that right? Have I seen this? Am I a re-reaction?
02:55:21:0102:55:25:27Dave [GM]Okay, have I… Am I on three reactions now? Or just one? Oh no, two.
02:55:25:1702:55:36:11Steve [Lashara]no for your reactions i think you’re done because
02:55:27:0902:55:30:08Dave [GM]Reactions. I’m on three. Okay so yeah, I’m…
02:55:32:0102:55:34:11Jesse [Father ITYS]And he has his hand on it.
02:55:32:1202:55:34:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]And he has disadvantage on dexterity.
02:55:36:0202:55:37:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]You stepped back in man!
02:55:36:0802:55:39:10Jesse [Father ITYS]You step back in with the…
02:55:36:1102:55:40:06Steve [Lashara]he came back came back within bjorn
02:55:40:2702:55:50:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think my tactic kind of worked. Yeah. I pissed, no that’s what I’m saying I really pissed him off yes
02:55:42:1802:55:50:10Steve [Lashara]it’s surprise it’s he can’t stay away from you he just he wishes he could quit you
02:55:42:2502:55:47:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m trying to find the best one for you because they have
02:55:44:2102:55:47:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes! That’s what I’m saying.
02:55:50:2602:55:58:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]the one guy he couldn’t convince or suave within
02:55:52:0102:55:53:03Dave [GM]Well this thing is…
02:55:52:1202:55:56:08Jesse [Father ITYS]The one guy who could pick this for…
02:55:56:0402:55:56:27Steve [Lashara]can never
02:55:57:0802:56:01:14Jesse [Father ITYS]It doesn’t matter. So, um… Within!
02:55:57:1002:55:59:04Dave [GM]It doesn’t matter. I’m inside you.
02:55:59:0602:56:00:00Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:00:0002:56:05:23Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:56:00:1002:56:00:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:00:1002:56:01:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:56:01:0802:56:03:06Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:01:1402:56:11:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]look at the definition within around or about oh I see it now
02:56:02:1602:56:04:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Look at the definition. Within.
02:56:03:2502:56:04:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:56:04:1402:56:05:23Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:07:1402:56:08:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m within that.
02:56:08:0202:56:17:14Dave [GM]you, and so if someone casts Disintegrate, they’re going to have to disintegrate through you to get to me.
02:56:09:2002:56:10:22Jesse [Father ITYS]And so…
02:56:11:0602:56:12:05Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:56:11:1202:56:22:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]well you’re
02:56:11:2602:56:16:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah. If someone casts a disintegrate, they’re going to have to disintegrate through you.
02:56:16:1902:56:17:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:56:16:1902:56:18:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:18:2802:56:21:11Dave [GM]Which is fine. I mean we can go out together.
02:56:22:0302:56:24:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m not blocking Disintegrate right now
02:56:26:1302:56:28:07Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m just saying you’re the one who’s in the cave.
02:56:26:1502:56:28:07Dave [GM]I’m just saying you’re the one that stated
02:56:26:2602:56:27:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:56:27:0602:56:31:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:56:28:2402:56:29:13Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:56:29:0302:56:30:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:56:31:1702:56:32:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Pirates on the sea.
02:56:33:1602:56:37:06Steve [Lashara]he notices that it he’s just feeling really naughty right now
02:56:33:2702:56:41:10Jesse [Father ITYS]She notices that I’m
02:56:37:2702:56:39:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s driving me nuts
02:56:39:2602:56:49:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay um so with my other action i am going to use channel divinity i can restore up to 75 hit points on a creature
02:56:45:2102:56:54:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]knife eye attack creatures
02:56:48:0602:56:49:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Up to 75 different?
02:56:49:0402:56:55:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mm-hmm with the creatures choose any creatures within 30 feet of you and divide those hit
02:56:53:2902:56:57:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Does that stabilize, does that bring back life?
02:56:54:2902:57:04:14Dave [GM]does that stabilize them though does that bring them back to life and give them 75 points or is it just a healing spell because they have to be stabilized
02:56:54:2902:57:12:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]this is
02:56:55:0702:57:16:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]points um okay
02:57:02:1802:57:12:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Because they haven’t been stabilized. They have not dying Am I thinking of that right or
02:57:04:1402:57:07:25Dave [GM]they haveと be not dying before you can heal
02:57:09:1902:57:11:29Dave [GM]is that right am I thinking of that right
02:57:10:1702:57:11:02Steve [Lashara]I
02:57:12:2802:57:14:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]areas i do not understand
02:57:14:0902:57:26:05Steve [Lashara]you know the only time I died was the very first time I played this game like six years ago and I failed three saving throws in a row. And so my DM was just kind of looking at me like,
02:57:26:1002:57:27:25Steve [Lashara]I don’t even know what to do with you.
02:57:27:2902:57:30:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so i’m gonna make a call at this time
02:57:28:0602:57:30:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]you died
02:57:28:1802:57:39:11Dave [GM]I’m gonna make the call that this time yes you can do this because Zen is trapped within your friend and
02:57:34:1802:57:35:26Jesse [Father ITYS]because then
02:57:39:1102:57:41:11Dave [GM]he can’t get out
02:57:42:0602:57:47:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]either that or i have like three spells that can restore them to one then do that
02:57:45:2602:57:52:06Dave [GM]okay well I mean one hit point is just as good as 72 at this point she’s alive
02:57:46:0702:57:50:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay? Do that! Yeah, yeah. One hit point is… Do that.
02:57:51:0302:57:55:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]don’t give him any more life okay yeah good idea
02:57:51:0802:57:53:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Don’t give him any more lies. Don’t get in the…
02:57:56:2002:57:57:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Feel one.
02:57:57:1702:57:58:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay well
02:57:59:1302:58:00:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]i get one too
02:58:00:2002:58:01:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]will I
02:58:03:1102:58:03:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no
02:58:05:0102:58:08:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]just Haley they can either restore you to 1 or give you 75
02:58:09:0802:58:10:25Dave [GM]Okay, yeah. So she’s restored to one.
02:58:10:1702:58:17:23Steve [Lashara]okay so the idea is stabilizing them is not the same as healing healing them though it’s healing
02:58:11:0102:58:12:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]let’s restore you to one
02:58:14:1102:58:15:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]correct
02:58:17:1402:58:20:15Dave [GM]Exactly. So she needs to be stabilized before she can…
02:58:17:2502:58:21:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay okay then you’re
02:58:18:0102:58:19:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah. So she needs a stable life.
02:58:22:1002:58:23:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m not at all.
02:58:22:1602:58:25:09Steve [Lashara]yeah stabilization is back up if you don’t have
02:58:23:0602:58:24:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you’re at 1
02:58:25:0902:58:36:15Steve [Lashara]disadvantage because
02:58:25:2902:58:26:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
02:58:27:0102:58:28:21Dave [GM]You’re stabilized. She got one hit point.
02:58:28:2502:58:31:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Just shut up! Level 8.
02:58:36:1502:58:41:06Steve [Lashara]you are with it the warm woody embrace
02:58:41:0902:58:42:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Let’s end it.
02:58:42:1102:58:43:23Jesse [Father ITYS]No!
02:58:44:2902:58:45:27Dave [GM]Nat 20.
02:58:45:2602:58:46:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Within
02:58:46:0802:58:49:03Steve [Lashara]what’s wrong that was your that was a disadvantage
02:58:50:2302:58:51:10Steve [Lashara]what
02:58:51:2902:58:52:16Dave [GM]Yes!
02:58:52:0702:59:03:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]with disadvantage I only see one roll up there oh 18 18 doesn’t save is it half
02:58:57:0402:59:05:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Is it half damage It’s the deck corner.
02:58:57:1402:58:57:20Dave [GM]Yeah.
02:59:04:0702:59:04:23Dave [GM]Oh.
02:59:05:2502:59:06:29Steve [Lashara]the dex is 20
02:59:06:0102:59:11:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Don’t you have a bonus? Don’t You have an advantage or a bonus on your spellcasting and stuff
02:59:09:0702:59:10:28Dave [GM]There you go. I’ll just roll one more check.
02:59:11:1702:59:13:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s not going to be 23. I promise you that.
02:59:12:1102:59:16:16Dave [GM]Come on! Okay, yeah, you hit me.
02:59:12:2902:59:16:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait wait, so do I hit it or no? Yeah, you hit it.
02:59:16:0002:59:23:29Steve [Lashara]like it would hit how much damage can you deal is this 1 plus 40 10 d6 plus 40
02:59:23:2902:59:25:06Jesse [Father ITYS]It is…
02:59:24:2702:59:38:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh yeah
02:59:26:0602:59:26:26Dave [GM]Plus 40?
02:59:28:1402:59:30:02Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:59:28:2402:59:31:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:59:28:2702:59:36:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Ah, you
02:59:30:2102:59:31:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:59:30:2102:59:31:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:59:36:0202:59:36:19Steve [Lashara]zen
02:59:36:2402:59:37:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Golly!
02:59:38:0502:59:40:03Dave [GM]Okay, so… All right.
02:59:39:2102:59:40:29Steve [Lashara]it’s also 10 42
02:59:44:0102:59:46:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The Celestial also has an action He’s going to come over.
02:59:46:2102:59:47:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:59:46:2102:59:49:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:59:47:0102:59:48:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:59:49:1002:59:52:07Steve [Lashara]and start cutting off the hair I
02:59:49:1202:59:53:20Dave [GM]Okay, all right. Yeah, okay, so Haley, how do you do this?
02:59:50:1702:59:52:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:59:50:1702:59:52:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:59:50:2602:59:51:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:59:54:2803:00:03:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m gonna
03:00:02:2403:00:03:20Dave [GM]A writer?
03:00:03:0003:00:06:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]She’s been doing a lot of math tonight, though. Brain is a little…
03:00:05:1403:00:08:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Your mic is gone, Steve.
03:00:11:2603:00:12:07Dave [GM]Okay.
03:00:13:1403:00:14:20Jesse [Father ITYS]So what I do is
03:00:14:2003:00:18:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because I was shooting
03:00:17:1503:00:27:11Jesse [Father ITYS]and as I’m touching his
03:00:21:0903:00:24:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and as
03:00:23:1603:00:26:19Dave [GM]So you’re going to actually reach out and touch Zen?
03:00:26:0703:00:37:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m touching his wrist and I say
03:00:29:2103:00:39:29Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah. And as you do that he’s just like oh these old feelings are coming back
03:00:32:0803:00:35:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]You messed with Old Town.
03:00:36:1503:00:37:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I say to him
03:00:43:1203:00:43:28Jesse [Father ITYS]you do it
03:00:45:0803:00:55:18Dave [GM]and as you go That His beard Just starts to slowly disintegrate As he smiles And looks back over at his younger self
03:00:46:2103:00:47:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:00:47:1103:00:47:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:00:49:0703:01:01:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s walking towards him he’s trying to get there before he’s gone, right?
03:00:54:0803:00:58:01Jesse [Father ITYS]He’s walking towards
03:00:58:2603:00:59:15Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:01:00:1003:01:01:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:01:01:0703:01:02:06Dave [GM]He’s trying
03:01:01:1203:01:03:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s running into his arms
03:01:02:2703:01:06:00Jesse [Father ITYS]It gets like right past
03:01:03:0103:01:58:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]with his
03:01:04:0603:01:09:16Dave [GM]He reaches out, so he gets right past this door as he’s reaching out for his younger self.
03:01:06:0003:01:16:04Jesse [Father ITYS]and he reaches
03:01:10:2803:01:19:28Dave [GM]And as he reaches out for his younger yourself, he’s thinking about everything that could have been
03:01:16:2803:01:24:10Jesse [Father ITYS]and says to himself
03:01:21:2503:01:31:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]your ashes in the ocean lawrence
03:01:22:2003:01:30:27Dave [GM]and says to himself, well my friend, maybe the adventure is over. And he just kind of…
03:01:31:1603:01:34:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]is gonna appear next to him at this moment
03:01:33:2303:01:38:08Steve [Lashara]lynn do you feel okay are you feeling okay mr star i mean
03:01:34:0203:01:55:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]i’ll say
03:01:39:1103:01:39:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:01:42:2203:01:48:19Dave [GM]He reaches up to both Yerlin and, well, Yerlin, Krengrim and
03:01:43:0103:01:44:02Jesse [Father ITYS]well
03:01:46:1703:01:52:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Tava states and
03:01:49:2103:01:54:04Dave [GM]Lawrence. And Kava’s stasis bubble has popped
03:01:55:2303:02:13:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]uh come on zen let’s go on an adventure and
03:01:58:1503:02:21:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]friends
03:02:00:1203:02:03:18Dave [GM]and he doesn’t even say anything. He just turns to dust.
03:02:05:0703:02:12:15Jesse [Father ITYS]after millions of deaths then
03:02:06:1603:02:16:22Dave [GM]And after millions of deaths, Xen has been released from this material plane.
03:02:13:1403:02:24:25Jesse [Father ITYS]we’ll see what happens Hold up, hold up. Here it goes.
03:02:20:0503:02:21:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:02:20:2503:02:25:20Dave [GM]I don’t know. We’ll see what happens in… Hold up! Hold up. Here it goes. So
03:02:25:1603:02:27:10Jesse [Father ITYS]So let’s
03:02:28:0603:02:36:29Dave [GM]So here, let’s change up the music real quick. It needs to be not so heavy.
03:02:36:1803:02:46:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah yeah you’re old
03:02:46:2603:02:54:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]man jacons well something does we do have a lot of house cleaning to do, actually. Real quick.
03:02:46:2703:02:49:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Jake. Well
03:02:53:1103:02:54:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and now that he has
03:02:53:1703:02:54:27Jesse [Father ITYS]And now that he has
03:02:54:0203:03:01:16Steve [Lashara]oh no i yeah like that was it his magical abilities
03:02:59:2503:03:01:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]spent his last
03:03:02:2803:03:03:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s not dead.
03:03:04:2603:03:06:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but he is a shelf woman.
03:03:06:2003:03:10:16Steve [Lashara]diminished his mind has cracked
03:03:06:2403:03:10:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Mine is crap
03:03:06:2603:03:10:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]He goes crazy.
03:03:07:2403:03:09:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s spent his
03:03:10:0403:03:13:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mine with that laugh and the
03:03:10:1703:03:11:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:03:13:2803:03:20:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, no, no. What happens is freaking Father Idios turns to us and says, I told you so!
03:03:20:0503:03:21:23Dave [GM][laughter]
03:03:20:0503:03:22:02Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:03:20:0503:03:22:12Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:03:20:1403:03:21:23Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:03:20:1403:03:22:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:03:27:2103:03:29:26Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s starting to fracture.
03:03:29:0403:03:29:26Dave [GM]the fracture
03:03:29:2303:03:31:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:03:29:2303:03:31:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:03:29:2303:03:31:11Dave [GM][laughter]
03:03:29:2303:03:31:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:03:30:0203:03:31:11Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:03:30:1803:03:36:16Steve [Lashara]you told us no such thing where’s your evidence source required
03:03:32:1903:03:33:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:03:33:2003:03:36:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the development
03:03:33:2803:03:35:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Where is your evidence?
03:03:36:2203:03:43:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]For the sake of the recording, I would like to have your character say that so we’ll pretend like I didn’t say that and I can edit
03:03:41:2703:03:46:09Jesse [Father ITYS]For the key in
03:03:43:1503:03:44:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:03:43:1503:03:45:03Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:03:44:0503:03:44:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:03:45:0103:03:54:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]father tn looks around and says i told you and becomes Father Idiot in this moment.
03:03:50:0203:03:51:22Jesse [Father ITYS]And becomes
03:03:53:1303:03:56:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Tell us nothing
03:03:55:1303:03:55:19Steve [Lashara]me
03:03:55:2903:03:56:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:03:55:2903:03:56:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:03:56:2803:03:59:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re all like, what?
03:03:57:0703:04:04:10Dave [GM]false prophet uh just as a little cleanup so um as an
03:03:58:1203:03:59:04Jesse [Father ITYS]What?
03:03:58:1603:03:59:15Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:03:59:0603:03:59:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah
03:04:00:1703:04:11:28Jesse [Father ITYS]It just adds a little clean up So As our prophesying building, there is Zen does have a deity.
03:04:04:2103:04:06:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]self-prophesying fulfillment
03:04:06:2503:04:16:05Dave [GM]uh there is um zen does have the undying feet so if zen is slain his soul refuses to accept its
03:04:13:1403:04:20:17Jesse [Father ITYS]So if Zen is slain, the soul receives two steps of faith and lives on it that fashioned
03:04:16:0503:04:24:22Dave [GM]faith and lives on as a disembodied spirit that fashions a new body for itself after 3d 100 years
03:04:16:1703:04:17:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh
03:04:19:0703:04:19:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay
03:04:23:0503:04:28:27Jesse [Father ITYS]3D 100 years. So I’m going to read this now.
03:04:23:1403:04:31:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s going to
03:04:24:2203:04:33:28Dave [GM]so i’m gonna roll the 3d 100 right now pretty
03:04:25:1303:04:25:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]interesting
03:04:28:2403:04:34:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]now hold on a sec do we want
03:04:33:2303:04:37:29Steve [Lashara]i can live like 300 years so actually it’s still my problem
03:04:35:2703:04:37:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]our problem.
03:04:36:1003:04:42:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]go ahead and do it
03:04:37:2303:04:38:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:04:38:1903:04:44:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Go ahead. Okay. Okay, so here we go. This is 3D Run Hunt.
03:04:42:0903:04:50:04Dave [GM]so here we go this is 3d100 and he
03:04:49:2703:04:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]He will return in a couple decades after.
03:04:54:0503:04:58:18Steve [Lashara]two decades after where we’re supposed to start.
03:04:54:1403:04:55:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]21 years after
03:04:58:2303:05:03:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]he might not come back as a bad guy because I’m thinking maybe the big bad is God.
03:05:05:2403:05:06:27Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know what to do.
03:05:06:0503:05:06:17Steve [Lashara]I don’t know.
03:05:08:1103:05:10:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if you would well yeah
03:05:08:1903:05:12:15Jesse [Father ITYS]You’re like… Well yeah, you have to get the stocks
03:05:08:2603:05:12:16Dave [GM]like well you know i mean after you get put in the stocks
03:05:12:2403:05:13:13Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:05:12:2403:05:14:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:05:12:2903:05:19:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if you would read my book he wouldn’t know who the big bad is okay
03:05:15:2003:05:17:28Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:05:15:2903:05:18:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:05:19:0203:05:30:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]We’ll figure this out, that’s cool 121 Um I would like to think though that Zen did move on with his comrades to go on adventure not be unadvented rest
03:05:19:0303:05:20:05Jesse [Father ITYS]We’ll figure this out.
03:05:30:1103:05:31:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I don’t know
03:05:30:2403:05:40:15Dave [GM]yeah honestly guys this is what’s cool about what we’re going to do next is that story can go however and so like
03:05:32:1303:05:34:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Honestly guys this was cool about
03:05:32:2403:05:33:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]guys
03:05:39:0803:05:48:04Jesse [Father ITYS]and so testing find out that, like, that’s what’s gonna happen.
03:05:40:1503:05:49:29Dave [GM]that’s the thing is if we find out that people are blaming it on zen and it’s not him totally cool like that’s what’s gonna be fun about this so if we want to just kind of sow the seeds
03:05:47:1303:05:48:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what so
03:05:48:0403:06:00:05Jesse [Father ITYS]So whoever is in the room gets a path so
03:05:49:2903:05:58:10Dave [GM]and like whoever his dm is gonna lead the path and the next person’s just going to pick it up. And so that’s what I think is going to be really fun about this.
03:05:59:1803:06:11:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]So things we do need to acknowledge This took place This is day one now The next day is day 1 which is the start of our,
03:06:00:0503:06:04:25Jesse [Father ITYS]things we do need to do this
03:06:12:1603:06:15:05Jesse [Father ITYS]I have real campaign sorry guys after Nap game
03:06:12:1703:06:15:06Dave [GM]The real campaign? Sorry guys, after like five sessions.
03:06:13:0403:06:21:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]of the map game. A Quiet Year. Day one of a quiet year. So the entire world has been pretty much destroyed.
03:06:16:2803:06:17:11Dave [GM]Yes.
03:06:22:0503:06:25:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]So we are now going to rebuild it for the next week,
03:06:28:0103:06:28:10Dave [GM]Yeah.
03:06:28:2603:06:34:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]We didn’t record it kind of recorded it, but and then yeah,
03:06:33:0103:06:35:22Dave [GM]But then we are jumping ahead 100 years
03:06:33:0603:06:34:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]getting here
03:06:33:2203:06:34:03Jesse [Father ITYS]we are
03:06:35:1803:06:47:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah so I guess are we going all to
03:06:36:2803:06:37:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]beautiful.
03:06:38:0703:06:40:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]amazing yeah I guess
03:06:38:2203:06:50:14Dave [GM]So yeah so I guess what the thought is if we don’t know what our characters are going to do if we want to have a character building session. Are we going all the way to zero or level one? What did everyone want to start with?
03:06:49:1703:06:52:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]we decided right? we said level one
03:06:51:0903:06:52:25Steve [Lashara]level 1
03:06:53:2803:06:55:28Jesse [Father ITYS]and that
03:06:54:0203:06:57:13Dave [GM]Okay, and do we want to do that via XP or milestones?
03:06:54:1503:06:55:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and that
03:06:57:1903:07:02:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]I would still do milestones XP is such a pain to keep track of
03:07:00:1203:07:04:01Jesse [Father ITYS]all I gotta say is
03:07:02:2103:07:07:25Dave [GM]Well, all I got to say is now that you guys have killed Zen the Archless Lich
03:07:03:2503:07:04:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is
03:07:08:0103:07:09:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]first off, we need to say
03:07:10:1503:07:17:19Steve [Lashara]hey yeah tons of fun so emotional
03:07:11:0003:07:12:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]excellent job that was awesome
03:07:12:2403:07:16:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]very good very good twists
03:07:14:1403:07:15:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]well done
03:07:17:1703:07:18:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and turns every way
03:07:18:1703:07:21:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]that was good actually, I was not expecting half this
03:07:18:2303:07:25:28Dave [GM]Yeah yeah i just i’m i feel like there’s a bigger story with that group
03:07:25:0003:07:32:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I think it’d be fun if they actually did find a box
03:07:25:2803:07:37:22Dave [GM]that mean maybe they do go and i think it’d be fun if they actually did find dog and then they came back to the material plane to warn everyone and then idiots could be like see
03:07:30:1703:07:31:10Steve [Lashara]here
03:07:33:2903:07:54:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]a
03:07:38:0403:07:41:25Steve [Lashara]how many times do i have to tell you so
03:07:39:0103:07:40:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:07:39:0403:07:42:26Jesse [Father ITYS]How many times do I have to tell you?
03:07:39:2203:07:47:00Dave [GM]uh how many times do i have to tell you um but uh i what i did realize is that i wanted
03:07:41:0403:07:43:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have what
03:07:41:2703:07:42:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:07:44:1403:07:54:03Jesse [Father ITYS]But what I did to Ed, I wasn’t
03:07:47:0003:07:52:09Dave [GM]to make this fight against one person i didn’t think you needed the abomination so i wanted
03:07:54:0303:07:55:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]twist I was not expecting it
03:07:58:1403:08:00:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]I did not trust
03:07:59:1103:08:08:01Dave [GM]no no i mean he was he was built for reason and his one reason was to kill enough people too to free his friends
03:08:00:1903:08:09:05Jesse [Father ITYS]No, I mean he was built in bed.
03:08:00:1903:08:09:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no I mean This is what
03:08:06:2203:08:16:07Steve [Lashara]so yeah uh this is what i wrote for the beginning for a quiet year it is widely understood that a lecherous necromancer called zen
03:08:16:0703:08:25:27Steve [Lashara]set off an apocalypse countless people of every conceivable ancestry and species died a small island off a large continent sees a small group of people attempt to rebuild
03:08:25:2703:08:30:01Steve [Lashara]unfortunately the world is shattered and there will be much difficulty ahead
03:08:26:2003:08:46:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]we did
03:08:27:2803:08:54:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I was
03:08:34:2403:08:36:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]To be continued…
03:08:36:1503:08:45:15Dave [GM]continued all right guys Um, so yeah. I feel like if we kick off a session zero next time and we just come and figure out what our characters are
03:08:46:1203:08:50:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]talk about taking a break finishing your
03:08:48:1603:08:49:05Dave [GM]Mm-hmm
03:08:51:0503:08:52:29Dave [GM]The X-Men one?
03:08:52:1003:08:53:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]no
03:08:54:2203:09:02:13Jesse [Father ITYS]looking at the only thing you got was two weddings and you were like, they
03:08:55:1003:09:04:02Steve [Lashara]okay i was looking at this sheet and the only thing that you have written on it is two wedding rings and you’re like thank you stole all of the corpses
03:08:56:1903:08:57:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:09:04:0503:09:04:24Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:09:04:1403:09:05:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:09:05:1103:09:12:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Perfect! A lot of doors that were built to enter in that game. No, the Bloodborne campaign.
03:09:05:1103:09:09:20Dave [GM]It’s perfect A lot of doors that were filled to enter in that game
03:09:05:1703:09:06:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Perfect platform!
03:09:07:2903:09:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:09:08:1003:09:10:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:09:10:0503:09:20:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]no no the bloodborne campaign that’s not what it’s called but the campaign we started with you which we were like halfway through yeah yeah yeah remember that yeah that was pretty fun
03:09:17:1403:09:18:13Dave [GM]Oh yes
03:09:19:1403:09:19:27Dave [GM]Yeah
03:09:20:0803:09:30:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]we can finish that as a quick little breather and then um that would give whoever is going to dm next some more time well and then let’s do a zero session
03:09:26:1803:09:27:03Dave [GM]Yeah
03:09:28:1203:09:35:04Jesse [Father ITYS]let’s do a zero session That way
03:09:29:0303:09:38:19Dave [GM]I think we need to, like a session zero is where we come in and we introduce our characters and we get to know each other. And then that way if we have interactions or backstories that…
03:09:29:0503:09:40:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I think we can see a session during that way Why did everyone click it?
03:09:38:0603:09:41:28Jesse [Father ITYS]You were saying something
03:09:39:0403:09:42:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah you were saying something
03:09:40:0603:09:43:10Steve [Lashara]I don’t know you just you mouthed something but I can’t hear it
03:09:43:0703:09:50:07Jesse [Father ITYS]It is a lot of
03:09:44:1803:09:45:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah
03:09:46:1203:09:47:08Dave [GM]Okay, yeah.
03:09:46:1803:09:54:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah do that it is a lot of fun doing that and that’s how
03:09:47:0003:09:47:28Steve [Lashara]yeah that’s cool
03:09:49:0403:09:49:17Dave [GM]So
03:09:51:0903:10:01:24Jesse [Father ITYS]I think that’s how it is, and that’s why we’re
03:09:52:1203:09:53:19Dave [GM]That’s how Zen was built
03:09:55:0203:09:56:20Dave [GM]Barbara Lawrence was built that way
03:09:56:2303:09:59:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]end our yes grind the mime
03:10:00:0003:10:00:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:10:00:0503:10:04:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the mind oh, I forgot about that
03:10:00:2003:10:01:18Dave [GM]which was awesome
03:10:01:0203:10:10:13Steve [Lashara]like we have
03:10:01:1603:10:02:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]yes it was
03:10:01:2403:10:19:03Jesse [Father ITYS]doing
03:10:02:2203:10:10:10Dave [GM]but then if we want to have some sort of character interaction where like we know each other or there’s some sort of backstory let’s develop it they’re
03:10:04:0503:10:05:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:10:08:2303:10:10:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]we can establish that
03:10:10:1303:10:20:01Steve [Lashara]especially if it’s level one then we’re buddies in the society but why
03:10:19:0303:10:22:21Jesse [Father ITYS]a different way.
03:10:20:0103:10:25:09Steve [Lashara]we want to go out is going to be dependent on
03:10:20:2203:10:22:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]we could or we’d do it a different way
03:10:24:2603:10:30:25Dave [GM]how we get kind of like pulled together as a group uh yeah um
03:10:33:0103:10:37:01Dave [GM]yeah again that was five sessions i did not mean that’d be five sessions
03:10:37:1103:10:39:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]it did take a while I think it was four
03:10:38:0603:10:42:12Steve [Lashara]weren’t we going to say two? I think it was two you were planning on
03:10:39:2203:10:50:20Dave [GM]i i said i said originally two yeah did we only do four okay oh yeah that’s right it’s zimpoculus part four
03:10:42:2903:10:47:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]no you said originally two but I think we only did four Yeah, four sessions.
03:10:45:1703:10:51:18Steve [Lashara]Yeah, we did four Yeah, because this was Zenpocalypse 4 A close shave
03:10:46:0303:10:47:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is the fourth.
03:10:51:2503:10:53:13Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:10:51:2503:10:53:23Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:10:52:1403:10:53:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:10:54:0303:11:04:23Dave [GM]was a close shave uh okay so like in my mind I was actually formulating formulating um kill Jenkins, kill Idios.
03:10:55:0603:10:56:15Steve [Lashara]It actually was
03:10:56:1903:10:59:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so in my mind I was actually
03:11:04:1103:11:07:11Jesse [Father ITYS]And then the next term
03:11:05:1503:11:10:15Dave [GM]And then my next term I was actually going to cast Dominate Person on you.
03:11:08:2303:11:12:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]that.
03:11:12:0803:11:13:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Yep
03:11:12:1603:11:13:06Dave [GM]Yep.
03:11:13:0403:11:14:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:11:14:2603:11:18:09Dave [GM]Because from within you I would’ve cast Dominite Person.
03:11:15:0803:11:16:05Jesse [Father ITYS]From within
03:11:16:2903:11:17:28Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:11:18:1603:11:20:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, I’m looking it up
03:11:19:0703:11:23:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m looking it up now. What is the definition? I am looking it out.
03:11:21:0303:11:24:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:11:21:1303:11:22:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:11:22:0503:11:24:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Looking good at Yeah
03:11:22:2603:11:32:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i know i would have been dead i’m so glad that you had oh my gosh yeah
03:11:26:1103:11:27:07Dave [GM]But yeah.
03:11:34:0003:11:43:10Steve [Lashara]put it all the way up To the absolute wire there We almost broke your neck But instead we fought for three and a half hours
03:11:42:2903:11:54:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It says inside and in parentheses something. thing i was way off she would
03:11:43:0603:11:44:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:11:47:1103:11:50:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:11:47:1103:11:50:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:11:47:2003:11:48:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:11:49:1303:11:53:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well there you go
03:11:52:2403:11:53:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:11:54:0603:12:01:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]have said about about ah okay
03:11:58:0703:11:58:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:11:59:1703:12:05:11Steve [Lashara]That’s old That was actually Old Man Jenkins Trying to take a step And his hip gave out and that loses his one HP.
03:12:01:0703:12:09:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah but that that is so let’s
03:12:03:2403:12:13:13Dave [GM]there goes jenkinson’s hip yes well
03:12:05:2303:12:07:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:12:06:1203:12:07:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:12:06:1903:12:06:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Tip!
03:12:06:2203:12:07:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:12:09:0103:12:16:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]clarify some things what happened to our characters after we’ve got old man jake who went crazy
03:12:12:0203:12:12:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Yes?
03:12:13:1303:12:19:19Dave [GM]he he went down to like the swamp didn’t he and he came back
03:12:14:0203:12:15:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:12:14:0203:12:16:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:12:14:0803:12:21:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Way to go crazy. Well, no, he was pretty awesome.
03:12:19:2103:12:28:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]well he was crazy always you yeah this is
03:12:21:0503:12:28:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so here we’ve
03:12:22:2403:12:30:29Steve [Lashara]Okay, okay. So here we’ve got the next week
03:12:24:0603:12:27:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he still has some weird magic going on right
03:12:26:2603:12:28:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:12:28:2003:12:32:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]the fate of all of us
03:12:32:0103:12:43:11Steve [Lashara]Terry Ringer explores the outskirts of the city so some of those kids who were saved by Levitas one of them is a kid named Terry and Terry goes to explore
03:12:39:0403:12:44:21Jesse [Father ITYS]One of them and Terry goes to explore the outdoors in the city
03:12:43:1103:12:51:05Steve [Lashara]the out skirts of The City and he falls down to the bottom of a pit where there are three mysterious doors
03:12:51:0503:12:59:08Steve [Lashara]that lead deeper um the second week i leshara convince everyone to build a workshop
03:12:59:0803:13:11:08Steve [Lashara]so that i can start rebuilding technology you know what really matters yeah yeah our the unrequited sexual
03:13:04:1403:13:07:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i think we kind of part ways a little bit after this
03:13:08:1903:13:20:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]little dissension the biggest eye roll could be felt
03:13:11:0803:13:12:16Steve [Lashara]tension is gone
03:13:11:1603:13:12:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:13:12:2403:13:13:13Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:13:13:2203:13:14:24Jesse [Father ITYS]After he said
03:13:15:2103:13:24:01Steve [Lashara]yeah like that was it um let’s
03:13:16:2703:13:21:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the last straw yeah
03:13:19:2503:13:20:24Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:13:24:0103:13:32:14Steve [Lashara]see uh in then we there’s some let’s say um we find in the pit where young terry died
03:13:32:1403:13:36:22Steve [Lashara]that there are spirit engines ancient magical portals that no longer fully function
03:13:37:0203:13:46:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]already broken it
03:13:39:1003:13:43:16Steve [Lashara]we discuss whether we should destroy it or try to have Lashara research it
03:13:45:1903:13:46:05Steve [Lashara]yeah
03:13:46:0003:14:01:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]was
03:13:48:1703:13:52:06Steve [Lashara]the community starts to build a little bit guilds begin to form
03:13:56:0303:14:03:27Jesse [Father ITYS]oh yeah it’s called you know not even tap too old
03:13:57:2203:14:03:14Dave [GM]yeah it’s it’s called new old now no no not even town just new old
03:13:59:1303:14:08:04Steve [Lashara]do you want to go to the world map real fast that is beautiful
03:14:03:1403:14:10:22Dave [GM]yeah yeah oh um i was just thinking yeah this was when i created because i wanted to create an
03:14:04:1603:14:05:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wow
03:14:08:0403:14:15:14Steve [Lashara]oh I thought that was going to be the temple for Itius
03:14:10:2203:14:20:16Dave [GM]afterlife um uh uh it could also be that too i just was messing around um okay
03:14:11:2303:14:12:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, cool.
03:14:18:0903:14:19:08Steve [Lashara]that’s really cool
03:14:18:1403:14:19:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s pretty.
03:14:19:2003:14:30:14Steve [Lashara]that’s just with the tools they have in there okay
03:14:20:1603:14:26:03Dave [GM]yeah i mean and then i built this as part of like the deserts
03:14:30:1403:14:41:16Steve [Lashara]um so out in the channel that divides island from the mainland yep uh-huh that’s where the tower springs up
03:14:41:2903:14:52:21Steve [Lashara]called the ember spire cool um yeah and their tools on it we do some like resource acquisition
03:14:43:1903:14:47:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Has a bell on top?
03:14:43:2003:14:44:15Dave [GM]the ember spire
03:14:52:2103:15:03:02Steve [Lashara]build my workshop by week seven okay week seven And the earliest religious impulses are now becoming formalized into The Church of I Told You So, or The Church Of Iteus.
03:15:03:1003:15:05:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Led by…
03:15:06:0103:15:08:04Steve [Lashara]That hasn’t actually been established yet
03:15:08:2003:15:09:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, okay.
03:15:09:1403:15:19:10Steve [Lashara]as far as what we originally wrote. But what it would mean is it took you a couple of…it took you like five or six weeks to gather your…well, I mean most of your converts are dead
03:15:17:0403:15:22:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Well I mean most of them, yeah well most people will be gathered together
03:15:19:2803:15:31:10Dave [GM]most of them all most of his converts came from this i mean yeah there’s there’s yeah i they they saw you save old man jenkins to actually destroy zen
03:15:20:2803:15:32:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah there’s a few hiding out here they saw my heroic deeds it’s true i basically resurrected
03:15:24:2503:15:32:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought. They signed the table, and
03:15:33:2503:15:42:04Steve [Lashara]you decide to build a temple on top of the hole where terry died um then we see that um if you
03:15:43:0403:15:52:17Steve [Lashara]aracocra female in a submarine washes ashore so we gotta she doesn’t remember her name
03:15:50:1503:16:00:16Jesse [Father ITYS]She doesn’t want her to be able to know
03:15:51:0103:15:52:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s still a mystery.
03:15:53:1903:16:02:10Steve [Lashara]yeah yeah that could work yeah
03:15:55:1603:15:58:18Dave [GM]mean if you need a connection back to some stuff and
03:15:58:1403:16:02:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]We know that she left with the kids and we don’t know what happened after that.
03:16:00:1003:16:04:13Dave [GM]and you know that there was a lot of chronogy magic happening at the time so
03:16:00:1603:16:02:16Jesse [Father ITYS]that there was a lot of…
03:16:02:1003:16:12:10Steve [Lashara]yeah uh swamp of souls has gained notoriety skinwalkers are in the swamp old man jenkins
03:16:04:0703:16:05:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, interesting.
03:16:12:2903:16:20:18Steve [Lashara]the only person of the community who remembers what should be on the continent spreads a rumor about terry’s older brother being a wendigo
03:16:23:1103:16:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:16:23:2003:16:24:09Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:16:23:2503:16:25:11Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s scary.
03:16:23:2503:16:32:26Steve [Lashara]uh the community discusses the validity of jenkin’s claims though no decision is made regarding mahan rye terry ringer ha ha
03:16:31:0103:16:32:09Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:16:31:1103:16:35:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:16:31:1503:16:35:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gosh, I forgot how far we went with this.
03:16:31:2903:16:33:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:16:32:2603:16:43:08Steve [Lashara]it is church feels that the brother of terry You should die.
03:16:34:2603:16:36:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:16:35:0603:16:35:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:16:43:1503:16:44:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:16:43:2503:16:44:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:16:45:2703:16:46:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Blasphemy.
03:16:46:1203:16:51:20Steve [Lashara]Man, you went dark real fast. What happened to life and all that?
03:16:50:2703:16:54:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well his hand was infected and we don’t know if that ever got healed.
03:16:54:0203:16:57:28Dave [GM]yeah yeah dang it i was gonna try to make him cut his hand off
03:16:54:2903:16:55:09Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
03:16:54:2903:16:56:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s true
03:16:57:2403:16:58:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
03:16:59:2903:17:00:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s all good.
03:17:00:1903:17:10:14Steve [Lashara]By week 11, the southern tip of the island breaks off and begins to float in the air to create Levatorum.
03:17:02:2103:17:04:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]That can still happen.
03:17:13:1203:17:23:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Now, wait. Let’s back up here. Why don’t instead of doing it this way why don’t we just talk about our characters individually what happened to them during the rebuild session and then
03:17:24:1403:17:33:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]we can do a whole different little recording session where we rapid fire through all these things with the map
03:17:33:2603:17:42:04Steve [Lashara]Well yeah, I think we should especially since we want to fold in things like the Choldrith in the mountains and stuff like that.
03:17:41:0203:17:51:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right So instead of taking all the time to do all that let’s just talk more about the characters here and what they’re, no right now and what happened with them.
03:17:47:1103:17:54:08Dave [GM]okay no no yeah so uh so yeah that’s completely up to you guys
03:17:48:0703:17:50:15Steve [Lashara]Like next time, you mean? Oh, okay.
03:17:51:1403:17:54:04Jesse [Father ITYS]So uh so yeah that’s completely correct.
03:17:52:2503:18:00:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]So well it has been determined by these notes and stuff but I just don’t think we need to read everything except for
03:17:59:1603:18:08:01Steve [Lashara]Okay, so old man Jenkins attempts a coup of the central organization in the city. So yeah. Lashara steps in preventing the coup.
03:18:07:1203:18:08:04Dave [GM]my town
03:18:07:1503:18:08:04Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s my town!
03:18:09:1703:18:13:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]LaShara rebuilds starts the Rebuild Society and she makes the
03:18:14:1503:18:18:01Steve [Lashara]Okay, so we believe that maybe it was The Swamp of Souls corrupting his mind.
03:18:20:0103:18:23:01Steve [Lashara]A schism between the Brother of Terry and the Idiot Church.
03:18:24:1603:18:35:20Steve [Lashara]um i don’t know where you went like like you haven’t like like i donno where the prophet
03:18:27:0903:18:31:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]We don’t remember apparently he died
03:18:31:2003:18:32:16Dave [GM]well
03:18:34:1103:18:42:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, there was like an assassination attempt though. Right?
03:18:34:1903:18:35:10Jesse [Father ITYS]just had
03:18:35:1603:18:38:11Dave [GM]disappeared he didn’t die
03:18:36:2903:18:39:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s true but there was a conspiracy behind it
03:18:42:1803:18:49:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Somebody made assassins but I do have a little shape shifting celestial following me around
03:18:44:0503:18:55:20Steve [Lashara]yeah that is a little bit later let’s see okay a man in town jacques bjorn gathers 10 other community members and sets sails to the continent right because you’re
03:18:52:0103:19:00:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]so we’re going back out exploring to see if there are any survivors at the apocalypse
03:19:00:1303:19:06:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]yep and we discover
03:19:00:2603:19:04:20Dave [GM]okay so you sail out towards the splinters
03:19:03:0503:19:17:29Steve [Lashara]okay here
03:19:07:0403:19:09:13Dave [GM]discover Frostbjorn
03:19:10:1203:19:11:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]nice
03:19:12:0103:19:16:28Dave [GM]but then there’s also this entire area out here that you I think guys want to go
03:19:14:2303:19:15:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah
03:19:17:2903:19:29:04Steve [Lashara]we go the head of the church of itias has gone missing i don’t think we actually ever named you other than anything but just like the leader whatever um the circumstances are ominous and
03:19:25:0103:19:25:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s right
03:19:29:0403:19:40:05Steve [Lashara]suspicious all of his belongings save his journal are likewise gone ashara finds the journal and chooses to share one page of it probably because some of the others pages are just a little too personal so
03:19:39:2003:19:42:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:19:40:0503:19:42:27Steve [Lashara]So I’m just going to keep those close.
03:19:41:0803:19:44:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:19:42:2603:19:48:09Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:19:43:2503:19:46:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]honestly i miss lashara just a little bit okay
03:19:45:2303:19:48:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:19:46:1203:19:49:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:19:46:1403:20:06:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, that’s
03:19:46:2103:19:49:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:19:47:2103:19:51:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m very scientific here.
03:19:48:2603:19:49:22Dave [GM]there’s a chapter
03:19:48:2903:19:49:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:19:49:1203:20:00:14Steve [Lashara]A very scientific tear rolls down my face within me.
03:19:50:2603:19:51:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:19:51:2503:19:53:03Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:19:53:2503:19:58:25Dave [GM]a chapter that is entitled the man within me or inside
03:19:58:2603:20:00:00Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:19:58:2603:20:00:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:19:59:2103:20:05:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the man inside me oh yeah father it is he has an evernote too i remember that
03:20:00:1003:20:02:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:20:00:2903:20:02:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:20:00:2903:20:02:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:20:04:2703:20:06:27Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, that’s right!
03:20:06:1203:20:07:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:20:06:1203:20:09:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]right. Oh my gosh.
03:20:07:0203:20:07:18Dave [GM]is
03:20:10:0803:20:16:11Steve [Lashara]This is what it says, I will now reveal the most important piece of doctrine, the name of The Church. And that name? I told you so.
03:20:17:2003:20:24:05Steve [Lashara]um i don’t know why that showed up like week seven of the second of the summer okay um
03:20:21:0303:20:23:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:20:21:2303:20:23:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:20:25:1403:20:34:08Steve [Lashara]i couldn’t i lost one of my journals like one of them in my notebooks and so it says week eight the records are incomplete and no information exists about this week
03:20:29:1303:20:29:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right.
03:20:32:2903:20:34:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:20:33:1803:20:35:06Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:20:35:0903:20:35:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Excellent.
03:20:36:0403:20:37:06Steve [Lashara]uh yeah anyway
03:20:37:1503:20:39:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ve got notes and stuff but we can fix that with them.
03:20:42:0803:20:43:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay so the fate of Father Idios
03:20:45:0003:20:47:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]was such that he founded a church
03:20:48:2303:20:52:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]He became the head of it built a temple to it
03:20:49:2603:20:50:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]after this
03:20:53:1703:20:58:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]But because of just our character, that’s all we’re going to do.
03:20:57:1403:21:06:28Steve [Lashara]the brother of terry went to the swamp of souls and when he comes back he whispers they’re here and then he dies so he wasn’t killed by the people
03:21:08:2003:21:19:03Steve [Lashara]something’s wrong um lashara’s lab has been infiltrated by spies possibly from the church uh
03:21:19:0403:21:28:23Steve [Lashara]they discover the missing belongings of their leader in the ransacking then set the lab on fire before too much damage could be done a wave of crabs and water washed through
03:21:19:2203:21:26:23Jesse [Father ITYS]They discovered that he died on purpose before too much damage
03:21:23:1703:21:25:01Dave [GM]did he do it on purpose
03:21:28:2303:21:38:15Steve [Lashara]the lab dousing the flames there’s no record of any localized flood and any other accident sources in lashara’s lab was far from the coast scholars theorize that this may be a mythologizing of the events
03:21:38:0103:21:39:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, yeah.
03:21:38:0803:21:42:10Dave [GM]yeah yeah that makes sense it’s yeah like a flood okay
03:21:42:0203:21:47:06Steve [Lashara]yeah um the church decides to fortify its temple led by man named captain ramonai
03:21:47:2903:21:49:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gosh, dang it.
03:21:51:1303:21:54:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Forgot so much. I forgot so much about this.
03:21:55:1303:22:06:09Steve [Lashara]on the main continent jacques bjorn and his colleagues discover a new veil tear there’s a lot of tension between the
03:22:01:0303:22:02:26Dave [GM]and it’s right there guys
03:22:02:1903:22:03:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Beautiful.
03:22:06:0903:22:15:16Steve [Lashara]church in Lashara, so that makes sense. The leader of the church I told you is found naked and murdered. A single note on his corpse reads Ramonai did it.
03:22:17:0503:22:18:02Steve [Lashara]So we
03:22:19:1503:22:20:01Steve [Lashara]Joseph
03:22:21:0103:22:22:23Steve [Lashara]has to infiltrate the church
03:22:22:1703:22:23:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s right.
03:22:24:1603:22:28:11Steve [Lashara]with Lashar being in favor of that. Jacques Bjorn returns
03:22:30:0303:22:35:13Steve [Lashara]causing rejoicing They have various plants and minerals that differ from what’s available on the island
03:22:37:2003:22:48:24Steve [Lashara]um the discoveries of jacques bjorn continue to surprise everyone as he reports a forest massive trees on the continent they’re clearly magical they have to offer what they can i have
03:22:40:1603:22:45:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, the orchard.
03:22:48:2403:22:58:02Steve [Lashara]what they cannot only be speculated um the church has taken its leader’s body and placed it in a sarcophagus however a few days later the lid is off and the body is missing believers claim
03:22:58:0203:23:03:04Steve [Lashara]to have seen their leader even going so far as to say he’s walking around using a sandwich board to advertise, he is risen.
03:23:02:1703:23:06:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:23:02:1703:23:06:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:23:04:0503:23:05:23Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:23:06:1203:23:10:07Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:23:06:1203:23:14:12Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:23:06:2203:23:07:20Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:23:07:0103:23:10:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:23:07:1203:23:10:01Steve [Lashara]Tonally this thing is all over the place.
03:23:08:0303:23:15:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, I forgot.
03:23:09:2803:23:10:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:23:10:2603:23:11:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:23:11:0903:23:12:09Steve [Lashara]Oh my gosh.
03:23:12:0503:23:12:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:23:12:1403:23:14:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:23:14:1003:23:19:11Steve [Lashara]The leader has also physically enhanced. Old man Jenkins proselytizes about what has happened.
03:23:19:1903:23:26:24Jesse [Father ITYS]James would go because he knows the fuck, but
03:23:23:0903:23:27:27Dave [GM]well jenkins would know because he knows father idios so personally
03:23:26:2403:23:32:15Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s so perfect for him to put his spot inside.
03:23:29:0903:23:31:05Steve [Lashara]Have they been within each other?
03:23:32:2203:23:34:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Something
03:23:34:2603:23:35:26Steve [Lashara]Let’s see.
03:23:35:1503:23:38:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Something. It says something.
03:23:39:1403:23:47:20Steve [Lashara]Okay a clandestine project begins wherein those who follow Lashara’s leadership create a female-only clan of assassins, all with designs to upsetting and overthrowing the church
03:23:49:0703:23:50:29Steve [Lashara]to create The Lashings.
03:23:51:1203:23:53:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]The Lashings.
03:23:53:0103:23:54:05Steve [Lashara]The Lashings.
03:23:57:0403:24:03:02Steve [Lashara]The enthusiasm of The Lashes proves so powerful that they complete their training in five days instead of five weeks.
03:24:02:1603:24:14:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m saying that right now Yeah, yeah.
03:24:02:1703:24:04:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:24:03:0603:24:04:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:24:04:2603:24:08:04Dave [GM]a bullshit roll i’m just saying that right now
03:24:05:2303:24:07:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:24:05:2303:24:10:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:24:06:0203:24:10:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:24:06:0203:24:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:24:06:2203:24:07:20Dave [GM][laughter]
03:24:07:1103:24:09:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:24:11:0403:24:21:18Steve [Lashara]Okay, let’s see. Yeah, yeah, because the response is a project by the church begins rumors of the lashings have reached their ears and the members of the church decide to create an inquisition
03:24:14:1103:24:18:09Jesse [Father ITYS]It was a project by the Fleshing
03:24:21:1303:24:22:12Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:24:21:1303:24:23:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:24:21:1803:24:26:25Steve [Lashara]to prosecute and persecute evil including and especially any would-be assassins
03:24:21:2303:24:22:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:24:21:2903:24:29:19Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s when
03:24:28:0103:24:34:12Steve [Lashara]um and as samir flies above the island going towards uh levita levitorum
03:24:37:0403:24:45:11Steve [Lashara]let’s see the uh the churches attempt at an inquisation are thwarted by strike from lashara’s lashing permanently ending their attempts
03:24:45:0303:24:50:24Jesse [Father ITYS]because we got like totally yeah, yeah
03:24:45:1103:24:55:06Steve [Lashara]to enforce their beliefs by the sword because you got like totally hosed yeah um okay and then
03:24:50:2103:24:52:21Dave [GM]i think i rolled like a nat one or something like that
03:24:58:2503:25:06:11Steve [Lashara]some an entire like refugee community comes for a while oh in the comment okay
03:25:02:1903:25:13:26Jesse [Father ITYS]right here I saw all going on here so there’s
03:25:06:2103:25:19:05Steve [Lashara]um nick
03:25:09:2003:25:20:18Dave [GM]is all like kind of a triforce thing going on here so i mean if we want to name this something you got new old idios and then comments nick
03:25:19:0503:25:24:29Steve [Lashara]and i see um jacques bjorn goes back to the veiltair
03:25:20:0503:25:32:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Nick, Jack B. Martin goes back to the Vale King and the king of his brothers, they
03:25:25:1403:25:32:23Steve [Lashara]and a gang of marauders come out yeah uh they
03:25:28:0903:25:36:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]one on the right. Yeah, that was like thwarted.
03:25:32:2303:25:44:05Steve [Lashara]don’t attack them um there is a it seems like it’s a new city but actually i think we have now established that this would be the remains
03:25:32:2403:25:34:22Jesse [Father ITYS]don’t attack him yet.
03:25:44:0503:25:48:09Steve [Lashara]of Uvaun in the swamp. Yeah,
03:25:45:1903:25:47:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s correct in the swamp
03:25:50:2503:25:55:06Steve [Lashara]because part of… Zen was talking about Uvaune, right?
03:25:52:2203:26:05:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Then with Jack Bollman
03:25:55:0203:26:08:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And we
03:26:04:2403:26:16:20Steve [Lashara]Old Man Jenkins having died while in the stocks is relocated from the area of punishment to the front of the temple doors his body is discovered by Joseph who has apparently remained committed
03:26:15:2703:26:23:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, I
03:26:16:2003:26:21:13Steve [Lashara]to his espionage odd runes are drawn all over the body of Old Man Jenkins
03:26:25:2203:26:27:19Jesse [Father ITYS]That is a cool thing.
03:26:28:2803:26:39:27Steve [Lashara]hmm uh oh that’s really cool um let’s see the weather worsens and memories of a year prior began to
03:26:29:1303:26:34:11Dave [GM]i thought that was i didn’t take that as inspiration for any of this
03:26:29:2303:26:34:19Jesse [Father ITYS]But that’s a cool question.
03:26:31:2903:26:36:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, that is. That is cool.
03:26:36:0803:26:36:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Danger
03:26:39:2703:26:49:19Steve [Lashara]haunt the people none wishes for those dark days to return they hold a memorial for quote unquote forgotten hour a commemoration of the worst day when the apocalypse was at its darkest moment
03:26:49:1903:26:57:06Steve [Lashara]so really it was zenpocalypse the darkest hour that’s or the forgotten hour yeah
03:26:53:2303:26:54:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah
03:26:54:2103:27:01:28Jesse [Father ITYS]We just did some of the people
03:26:54:2703:26:57:07Dave [GM]mean we just we just did the forgotten hour right now
03:26:55:2803:26:58:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]freaking cool
03:26:59:1703:27:00:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sick
03:27:00:2903:27:12:08Steve [Lashara]some of the people left behind by Jacques Bjorn move past a giant course and discover new civilization they had not known about before meanwhile, the records are incomplete no information about the success of the investigation into old man Jenkins’ body exists
03:27:12:0803:27:17:07Steve [Lashara]and then week three The End arrives because we had that
03:27:16:2103:27:28:05Jesse [Father ITYS]have that in their room.
03:27:18:1103:27:26:06Steve [Lashara]that’s how quiet year ends with the darkness returning or whatever but it’s more like that’s just where our records end
03:27:22:0103:27:33:19Dave [GM]yeah that’s where our records in and then there’s rumors of things that are happening but then I mean again they can fall into rooming
03:27:29:1803:27:30:02Steve [Lashara]yeah
03:27:33:0403:27:38:08Steve [Lashara]and we all have that document, Chris emailed it to everybody so you can look over it
03:27:37:2903:27:39:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, okay.
03:27:39:1703:27:50:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]very Very cool. So everyone had an interesting fate Jenkins died got the runes all over him that’s a mystery
03:27:40:1803:27:41:10Steve [Lashara]all the other stuff
03:27:50:2303:27:54:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Bjorn is still out exploring like he loves to do
03:27:55:0303:27:56:14Steve [Lashara]Lashara has taken it
03:27:55:1103:27:58:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]and Shara is training assassins
03:27:58:2103:28:03:08Steve [Lashara]has trained competently in five days that’s the power of science
03:28:02:2503:28:11:08Dave [GM]yeah um idios is supposedly walking around with a sandwich board that this says he has risen
03:28:03:0203:28:04:26Jesse [Father ITYS]It is.
03:28:04:1203:28:05:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Power of science.
03:28:05:2903:28:07:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]supposedly walking around
03:28:08:1003:28:11:16Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:28:08:1903:28:12:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:28:10:0703:28:11:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:28:12:0103:28:16:25Steve [Lashara]sandwich board and nothing else much to Lasharra’s distraction
03:28:13:2303:28:15:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:28:14:2403:28:15:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]and then
03:28:17:1403:28:21:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]just distilled it down to the essence of the message okay we don’t want any distractions
03:28:22:1803:28:24:29Steve [Lashara]that may have backfired a little bit
03:28:24:0903:28:24:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:28:25:2803:28:30:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Levitas memory wiped and we don’t know where or what happened there
03:28:29:1903:28:38:01Steve [Lashara]yeah But some of the children that she protected have survived except for Terry, apparently.
03:28:37:1603:28:38:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]except for Terry
03:28:38:1803:28:41:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wasn’t there a army of children at some point
03:28:41:0103:28:46:26Steve [Lashara]There was a children’s crusade at one very brief moment in didn’t last.
03:28:43:1903:28:44:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Children’s Crusade
03:28:44:1403:28:45:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:28:45:2903:28:49:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m pretty sure those were some of the children that were saved here pretty sure
03:28:48:0803:28:50:13Steve [Lashara]That probably is where they came from.
03:28:49:0203:28:51:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I mean that it was.
03:28:49:0703:28:52:13Dave [GM]that it was the children that were saved there
03:28:49:0703:28:50:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]with some very adamant
03:28:54:1303:28:54:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]apposals
03:28:54:1803:28:59:17Dave [GM]I’m in love Children’s Crusade that definitely happened
03:29:01:0503:29:12:24Dave [GM]just as a couple other quick notes of things that were just brought out like um we have things like magus gray spire grey spire just just think about that um green
03:29:01:1003:29:03:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Just a couple other questions.
03:29:06:0803:29:09:04Jesse [Father ITYS]We have things like Megas, Ray Spire…
03:29:12:1203:29:20:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Grayskull are you saying Spire isn’t like tower
03:29:13:2203:29:15:29Steve [Lashara]Emberspire, Grayspire Greenspire
03:29:15:0903:29:19:08Dave [GM]spire pearl spire uh inverse spire and then
03:29:19:0503:29:21:02Steve [Lashara]Did you say Perspire?
03:29:21:1803:29:24:11Dave [GM]ice spire no not per spire but i mean
03:29:22:1503:29:22:29Jesse [Father ITYS]No,
03:29:22:1503:29:22:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no
03:29:24:0703:29:26:05Steve [Lashara]That’s in the tropical area
03:29:25:2903:29:27:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]do you mean Spire is in like a tower
03:29:26:0503:29:39:21Steve [Lashara]Have you
03:29:28:2103:29:31:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]conspired conspire
03:29:28:2103:29:30:26Dave [GM]so like a mage’s tower
03:29:29:0703:29:39:28Jesse [Father ITYS]like me to staff and you share
03:29:34:0403:29:44:22Dave [GM]uh yeah but i me you guys get a chance to take a look there’s a lot of fun stuff going on here and it uh this most latest one no the only thing that’s really changed is
03:29:39:2103:29:41:04Steve [Lashara]shared like the link to this
03:29:41:0503:29:44:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh, this is a place where you wouldn’t even go to the game.
03:29:44:2203:29:55:11Dave [GM]like this it just kind of changed that out yeah sorry levatora um yeah so we’ll take a look but yeah i’m just gonna pick your poison of where the
03:29:46:1003:29:51:27Steve [Lashara]Televatorum, the orchard
03:29:55:2003:29:56:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Where are these?
03:29:56:2803:30:01:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]so the adventure will start 100 years after the event of the apocalypse
03:30:01:1303:30:10:06Steve [Lashara]of The Forgotten Hour. Only Lashara
03:30:03:0403:30:03:25Dave [GM]the forgotten hour
03:30:04:0703:30:07:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]some of these characters Jacques Bjorn will not be alive
03:30:11:1603:30:21:10Steve [Lashara]canonically could be still alive but magic obviously is something that from a racial point of view like the race
03:30:21:1003:30:25:05Steve [Lashara]of gnomes can live up to 300 years and she’s only
03:30:26:2203:30:38:19Steve [Lashara]oh she’s 253 here so yeah she’d be old but she could still be around. But science, you know? Old Man Jenkins is dead and rune-covered.
03:30:31:2203:30:32:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Signed.
03:30:37:1503:30:38:11Jesse [Father ITYS]but
03:30:41:0003:30:41:16Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
03:30:42:2803:30:43:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]did
03:30:42:2903:30:45:13Steve [Lashara]That’s how our other characters got
03:30:43:2603:30:44:26Jesse [Father ITYS]other power
03:30:44:2503:30:46:27Dave [GM]your other characters were
03:30:46:2203:30:47:24Steve [Lashara]controlled by Gog.
03:30:49:0203:30:50:13Dave [GM]um
03:30:50:0303:30:52:22Steve [Lashara]Danger! And we know how powerful Old Man Jenkins can be.
03:30:54:0203:31:08:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]zen is
03:30:54:0903:31:04:19Dave [GM]and then just to throw that out there Grey has a clone out there somewhere and I mean, if that’s the magic
03:30:55:1103:30:56:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:31:02:0103:31:02:25Steve [Lashara]Good point.
03:31:04:1103:31:04:25Jesse [Father ITYS]well
03:31:04:1903:31:09:16Dave [GM]he’s using. Well I mean it’s very different
03:31:06:2303:31:07:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean
03:31:08:2603:31:10:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]just his spirit is at unrest
03:31:12:0603:31:18:13Dave [GM]Clones actually just like he teleports his spirit to another body And he can live as long as he wants
03:31:15:2403:31:16:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]top of my head.
03:31:16:0203:31:17:02Jesse [Father ITYS]so
03:31:16:2803:31:21:00Steve [Lashara]Boy, man why didn’t he do that when he was chained to the wall on washing dishes.
03:31:21:1303:31:24:03Dave [GM]Remember he had a ward that blocked all of his magic
03:31:23:2203:31:25:00Steve [Lashara]Oh, right, right, right, okay.
03:31:25:0903:31:26:13Dave [GM]Yeah
03:31:25:2403:31:33:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]it um so before hayley falls asleep uh the idea then is that we each take a session
03:31:33:0803:31:42:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]or a couple sessions do an adventure in this 100 years later world and the boss of well we’ll leave
03:31:42:2203:31:47:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]it up to you guys what they do with that stuff but we need to all somehow have it kind of tie
03:31:47:2403:31:57:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]back altogether final campaign where if we conclude everything cool this is awesome very
03:31:51:0403:31:52:01Dave [GM]Final fight
03:31:55:1803:31:57:01Steve [Lashara]Great work everybody.
03:31:57:2203:32:05:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]cool i actually do feel like that was a very fitting ending to all our characters that felt
03:31:58:1103:31:58:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No
03:32:05:0203:32:05:27Steve [Lashara]I did too.
03:32:06:2903:32:13:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I like the idea of a great way back, right?
03:32:10:1203:32:22:01Steve [Lashara]I like the idea that they were able to come back and tried really hard to coax their friend to listen and almost broke his neck together. I mean if we had we could have done
03:32:13:2803:32:25:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Really hard to know if all of them are going to be online.
03:32:18:1703:32:19:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:32:18:1703:32:20:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:32:22:0103:32:22:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]realigned his spine.
03:32:22:0103:32:30:22Steve [Lashara]our session zero right there but it would have been fine but this was also very satisfying The devastation to Old Town here is impressive.
03:32:31:1103:32:39:06Dave [GM]yeah got trees that have knocked over walls uh I have tons of extra
03:32:34:1803:32:44:15Steve [Lashara]You said you had multiple sets, or is this the only one like that for 2D maps?
03:32:39:0603:32:47:00Dave [GM]sets in the back so yeah so um yep so this is the thing is I just wanted to ask everyone
03:32:40:2203:32:46:22Jesse [Father ITYS]We’re also going to put it deep. Yeah, so this is the thing I think that’s right.
03:32:47:0003:32:54:04Dave [GM]the question um do you guys want the table to be smaller um so you can reach the stuff more or like
03:32:48:0803:32:54:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Do you guys want to be smaller of each step four or what are your plans?
03:32:55:1803:33:06:19Steve [Lashara]I’m planning on having it be a much more explore-the-map sort of thing. So it probably would be easier if it were smaller when I DM.
03:33:07:0803:33:14:24Steve [Lashara]And actually, if I’m doing the follow-up from our previous little mini campaign, a smaller one. I’ll come more prepared
03:33:14:1003:33:25:02Dave [GM]i’m thinking of trimming off like a little bit of the table just to make it so we’re closer if we want to use the map we can reach and use stuff easier So, anyway.
03:33:15:1003:33:25:04Jesse [Father ITYS]off into a mass of the day, closer to my
03:33:22:0803:33:23:14Steve [Lashara]yeah, a little bit more easily
03:33:25:1303:33:25:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]good.
03:33:26:1803:33:33:09Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m talking about this idea than daily. I have supposed to be having an unique character…
03:33:28:1903:33:30:18Steve [Lashara]and Haley I have
03:33:31:1903:33:33:04Steve [Lashara]made unique characters

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